The Fargo forum and daily republican. [volume] (Fargo, N.D.) 1894-1957, 1914-02-26
IN MEMORIANT.

Written by Chas. w, Fields, and
dedicated to that bunch Of 'Spavs,'
Glast years K. c. baseball team) who
couldn't hit 1853 in the Epworth league"
Hurry Christina don't be so slow
And out to- the ball game we skol go
Waiting on corner over har
Bane big long jaller Dilworth car
Crowded Wit fans and SPORTY guys
OF every color and every size
Going to ball park to see some fights
For Moorhead today skol playing
knights.
Over the bridge and around the point
That place on right bane dement's
And op das street about sax block
Bane big hotel dey call Comstock,
This har bane place. they have fine grill
Where many skol battle but few skoll
kill.
Each evening they having Cabaret,
And fallers sko1 turning night to day,
Drenking Old Style, Yin Fizz and Rum.
Believe me Christina, they do go some.
But har bane place they sko1 play ball,
Now grabbing my nit so WI ant fall.
Now Ay skol get tickets and Cracker
yack,
And don't yu move till Ay get back.
And don't yu flirt Wit this bar-keep
Cause If Ay skol getting little bunch
That yu zane act like his yane, Salome,
Ay tell yu now, yu skol walk home! >
Val, here. Ay bane back so quick yu
see, e..
Wit grandstand tickets for yu and me,
Ay got them right behind home plate
And Ay'm lucky to be here cause Turk
Say, Beat it yu swede else Ay bust
yure yaw,
Val har bane those knights in their
suits Of blue.
They bane luking lax spirit of saventy
Some bane old and all bane tough
They bane swearing at umpire and rum
ming bluff.
Yoe Powers bane hopping around first
Wit pound Of fine cut in his face.
He bane talking to get the batters
nerve,
And swearing lax hal when Fields
throw curve.
And over on short bane Charlie Grant,
Who ,spearing grounders thai others
And heaving them into bleacher crowd,
If he throwing them higher ne skol hit
cloud. ~ ~. .'
Pete Tierney. bane over on second bag,
guy once bane his colleges brag,
But he ant bane there like in days OF
yore. . .a p. a..-..
His legs bane stiff and his arm sore.
And Fields on third work. in garage,
He stopping the ones he cannot dodge.
He ant got hit in saxteen games
And manager skol call him fighting
names.
Clemens in left bane nice joung man
who catches the ball whenever he can.
He ant bane tough like others w see,
For preacher geezer he's going to be.
Out in center bane bald headed gink
His head bane smooth lax skating rink.
He bane Pfeffer who work az law
And on the field he skol. wag his yaw,
And op at Hillsboro he loudly cried
'Ay ant bane hurt, that bane corkscrew
slide. ~" >. Es&G -"
In right bane McGrann Of great re-
who making some trips to coopers-
If he land das yane he bane op a tree.
He skoI have to quit baseball and learn
to ski. tD.>5G|s EI=~ .%-s
Back of the batter banes old Yess Holt,
Who jumping round lax risky colt;
But say, Christina, Ay bet a dime
He bane sax years older than Father
time.
And Yonny zones bane on the hill
Putting the twisters on the pill;
His curves bane bum and his speed
bane shy, @
He's bane damn lucky to getting by!
And Rachac bane sitting on the bench.
They use him for pitching in a pinch,
AS a spitball artist he bane a crack,
Bot when he pitches the fallers play
back
At this big hun they ant bane sore,
But. they know what's coming, they
bane there before.
And on his right bane Dominion Cline
Who tink to play the bench bane fine,
But he bans guide slugger n yu bet
Those Hillsboro fallers know it yet.
But who bane that who sit on bench
Wit yaw shut tight lax monkey wrench
Who swear and rave n smoke SO hard
And making mark on big score card?
who buying tickets and renting hacks
And carrying gloves n big bat sacks,
Who writing for game and renting.
And batting flies till after dark,
who ant ban asleep In most week;
why, Manager Voc. that S~channach
Geek.
Trinhorn Sports.