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The Bemidji daily pioneer., 1914-08-14
German Warships Are Seen.

Stockholm, via London, Aug. IL
Two German Warships were observed
of Landsort,; an island in the Baltic.
Gotland reports say that German war
vessels are seen frequently cruising
in that vicinity.
The Bemidji daily pioneer., 1914-08-14
REPORTED REPULSE OFF,
clALLY DENIED.

London, Aug. 14.-A dis
patch. from the French foreign
minister issued by the French
embassy here reiterates that
the French troops behind
} Mulhausen, Alsace, have not
retired, but have successfully
; resisted an entire German
* army corps" !" - @s>a'..s
The Bemidji daily pioneer., 1914-08-14

Femole physicians have increased
over 100 per cent since 1900.
The Bemidji daily pioneer., 1914-08-14

Fighting Between Germans and Bel
y: gians Near Diest.
J. Brussels, via London, Aug. IL. The
fighting between the Belgian and
German armies in the vicinity Of
Diest lasted the entire day and con-
stituted the first considerable battle
of the war. It will be known as the
battle Of Haelen.a
The Bemidji daily pioneer., 1914-08-14
NEW DESTINY MAY RESULT

Continued from Page IL
The Bemidji daily pioneer., 1914-08-14
LASTED THE ENTIRE DAY

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Evening times-Republican. [volume] (Marshalltown, Iowa) 1890-1923, 1914-11-12

Rev. DR.. w. G. Crowder, superinten-
dent Of the Marshalltown district Of
the Methodist church. gave an inter-
esting illustrated lecture, From the
Thames to the Matterhorn," before the
brotherhood Of the Methodist church
at the church Wednesday evening. The
brotherhood which had charge Of the
affair, entertained the members Of the
church. DR.. Crowder has been in Eu-
rope nine times, and his talk, which re-
lated his personal experiences on these
trips, was extremely entertaining, and
the pictures were unusually fine.
Among the more interesting expert
ences DR.. Crowder told Of his ascent
Of the Matterhorn. For several weeks
DR.. Crowder and his party were obliged
to wait at the foot Of the mountain
before the atmospheric conditions per-
mitted them to make the ascent. When
within 800 feet of the summit the party
was obliged to turn back on account
OF a dense fog that settled over the
mountain. The lecture was largely at
tended and thoroughly enjoyed.
Evening times-Republican. [volume] (Marshalltown, Iowa) 1890-1923, 1914-11-12
AZ the HOSPITALS.

Miss Hortense Schaak. 511 West
State street, submitted this morning to
a nose and throat operation at st.
Thomas hospital.
John, the 2-year-old son OF j. A..
Welter, 1104 West Church street. Is a
patient at st. Thomas. where he is re-
ceiving treatment for an infection Of
the scalp. resulting from cut sustained
q week ago.
Theresa Driscoli, daughter Of Mrs.
Susan Driscoll. 224 Player street. IL
threatened with pneumonia, and was
taken to the st. Thomas for treatment.
Mrs. W. L. Place, 301 South Center
street, who underwent an abdominal
operation Wednesday at the Deaconess
hospital. il doing nicely.
Evening times-Republican. [volume] (Marshalltown, Iowa) 1890-1923, 1914-11-12

Miss Catherine Allen, of Keswick,
Keokuk county. is i'll of diphtheria at
the city detention hospital She was
removed from the Mrs. Belle Waldo
home, 80 East Main street, Tuesday
evening. and the home was placed
under quarantine.
Evening times-Republican. [volume] (Marshalltown, Iowa) 1890-1923, 1914-11-12

Mrs. o. c. Dentzer. of Lake Bluffs,
ILL.,, arrived in the city Wednesday eve
ming. called by the illness of her father,
J. r. Bradbury. There is practically no
change in the condition of Mr. Brad
bury, who is suffering with heart dis
ease.
Evening times-Republican. [volume] (Marshalltown, Iowa) 1890-1923, 1914-11-12
Country dressed chickens. Phone ~.
Reynolds & Sheldon.

Ex-senator Joseph wallace. Of Ell
dora. and wife, were In the city today.
Mr.. Wallace being on his way to Min
neapolis on business. Mrs. Wallace
went to LeGfand to visit friends. and
from there will 90 to Des Moines to
visit her sister. Mrs. Boyer.
Evening times-Republican. [volume] (Marshalltown, Iowa) 1890-1923, 1914-11-12

Ny ae.ta! office !s now located over
the Iowa Savings Bank, and equipped
with modern appliances. Phone 712
DR. Frazey
Evening times-Republican. [volume] (Marshalltown, Iowa) 1890-1923, 1914-11-12

Our special offering to you, por-
traiture Of the highest quality. Quail
ity, not quantity, our slogan. Camera
Shop studio
Evening times-Republican. [volume] (Marshalltown, Iowa) 1890-1923, 1914-11-12

F. d. Phelps, of wheatland, wyo.,
who has been in the city visiting his
brother-in-law. w. r. Moon, has gone
to Missouri for visit. Mr.. Phelps will
return here before returning to his
home.
Evening times-Republican. [volume] (Marshalltown, Iowa) 1890-1923, 1914-11-12

'Sapoln" enamel will give your stove
pipe beautiful gloss black finish. 1t
prevents rusting, Is and 25 cents.
Schmidts hardware
Evening times-Republican. [volume] (Marshalltown, Iowa) 1890-1923, 1914-11-12

Give your registers fresh coat of
enamel. "Sapolin" will make them look
like new, Is and 25 cents. Schmidts
hardware,
Evening times-Republican. [volume] (Marshalltown, Iowa) 1890-1923, 1914-11-12

The Iowa dairy separator curved
disks get all the cream under all con-
ditions. Prices $50 and up. Schmidts
hardware
Evening times-Republican. [volume] (Marshalltown, Iowa) 1890-1923, 1914-11-12

Everything and everything in the
chicken feed line. Try our screenings
only $1.75 hundred. They will please
you. Phone 119. Bowles & Billings.
Evening times-Republican. [volume] (Marshalltown, Iowa) 1890-1923, 1914-11-12

Daniel Frohman presents Nine.
Bertha Kalich in her foremost dra-
matte success. Marta Of the Low
Lands" Special music of four piece
orchestra tonight. Lyric.
Evening times-Republican. [volume] (Marshalltown, Iowa) 1890-1923, 1914-11-12

Why not have that picture framed,
or some Of your fancy work framed up
for serving tray before the holiday
rush? Our new line of moulding now
on display. Bowen's studio and book
store
Evening times-Republican. [volume] (Marshalltown, Iowa) 1890-1923, 1914-11-12

Charles MCGOWAN was in Cedar Falls
today visiting his daughter Marie, who
is attending Iowa State Teachers Col
lege, and son Charles, of Oelwein, who
also visited in Cedar Falls today
Evening times-Republican. [volume] (Marshalltown, Iowa) 1890-1923, 1914-11-12

There Will be a program and box
supper at No. s school house. three
miles northwest Of Marshalltown Fri
day, Nov. 13. beginning at 1880 D. m.
Miss Common, teacher.
Evening times-Republican. [volume] (Marshalltown, Iowa) 1890-1923, 1914-11-12

Mrs. ]. Fl. Crapser, Of San Francisco,
who is visiting at the home Of her
sister. Mrs. NJ. L. Meickley, went to
Nashua this. morning for a weeks visit.
Evening times-Republican. [volume] (Marshalltown, Iowa) 1890-1923, 1914-11-12

Nine. Bertha Kalich in Marta of
the Low Lands" tonight at the Lyric.
Special music by four-piece orchestra.
Lyric.
Evening times-Republican. [volume] (Marshalltown, Iowa) 1890-1923, 1914-11-12

Mrs. Ernest F. Bfnford, who has been
visiting for four weeks at the home Of
her husbands mother Mrs. ]. A. Cook,
left this morning for her home in In
dianapolis.
Evening times-Republican. [volume] (Marshalltown, Iowa) 1890-1923, 1914-11-12

Women's fine weave full
bleached cotton union suits,
made in high neck, low neck
and Dutch neck, long sleeves,
short sleeves and no En-
sleeves, at ........... JUL
Evening times-Republican. [volume] (Marshalltown, Iowa) 1890-1923, 1914-11-12

Wanted-The address of people will
Ing to adopt Belgian orphans. DR.. Cora
Williams Choate, over Fidelity bank.
Evening times-Republican. [volume] (Marshalltown, Iowa) 1890-1923, 1914-11-12

My office Is over the Fidelity bank
corner First avenue and Main street
Phone 81. Dr. Cora Williams Choate
Evening times-Republican. [volume] (Marshalltown, Iowa) 1890-1923, 1914-11-12

Mr.. and Mrs. James Allison, of State
Center, were in the city today.
Evening times-Republican. [volume] (Marshalltown, Iowa) 1890-1923, 1914-11-12

Special Saturday, fringed cut corner
bed spreads, s1.7o values. SO cents. One
Cent to SO Cent Variety Store
Evening times-Republican. [volume] (Marshalltown, Iowa) 1890-1923, 1914-11-12

Bath towels. 25x4S, Accent values
10 cents, Friday, 2 p. m. One Cent to
99-Cent Variety Store.
Evening times-Republican. [volume] (Marshalltown, Iowa) 1890-1923, 1914-11-12

| Mems extra heavy union suits,
special Saturday. 70 cents. One Cent
to 99Cent Variety Store,
Evening times-Republican. [volume] (Marshalltown, Iowa) 1890-1923, 1914-11-12

Framed pictures for every room in
your house. Bowen's studio.
Evening times-Republican. [volume] (Marshalltown, Iowa) 1890-1923, 1914-11-12

For moving or storage see u.s. White
Transfer line, Is South First avenue
Evening times-Republican. [volume] (Marshalltown, Iowa) 1890-1923, 1914-11-12
tdrle5Repn66t,1
CITY IN BRIEF

Rays oil lamps. 1915, 80 and $2.25.
Schmidt's hardware.
Evening times-Republican. [volume] (Marshalltown, Iowa) 1890-1923, 1914-11-12

President w. H. Arney. Of the Iowa
Savings Bank, was in Des Moines today
on business.
The Richmond Virginian. (Richmond, Va.) 1910-1920, 1914-09-04

chemicals and drugs. and liquors and
whereas marked contraction
appeared in iron, foundries and nails.
lumber, carpenters and coopers. mill
ing and bakers and leather, shoes and
harness.
In the trading class. there were S6S
defaults with liabilities of $s,41o.s33.
an increase of 81 In number and APP
proximately 100000 In the amount in
volved. as compared with 751 for w.
62i S46 of the same month year ago.
The showing is somewhat distorted by
an unusual number of large suspen-
sfons. In this class there were ii fall
ures with an aggregate indebtedness OF
S2.232. $50. which is much greater than
for many years. Six ont OF the fifteen
classes display more or less decrease in
number. while in two there Is no
change. General stores show improve
ment. both In number and amount OF
liabilities. and though there was one
less default In groceries, a moderate
expansion appears in liabilities. There
were also fewer failures in hardware,
stoves and tools. books and papers. and
in hats, furs and gloves. AS regards
liabilities marked contraction was
made by liquors and tobacco, and some
Improvement by shoes. rubbers and
trunks, hardware. stoves and tools,
plants and oils. tewelry and clocks. and
hats, furs and gloves, On the other
hand in only n few classes did there
appear much increase, the most nota-
Bile being clothing and furnishings. and
dry goods and carpets; II was mainly
owing 10 the expansion In these that
fn uufavoyable comparison was made
with year ago.
Roth In number and Hr0unt the
class embracing brokerage and similar
concerns showed marked increase. II
failures for s1SSSs,313. comparing with
rs for sl.972. 400 last year. So for ST.
G21,5I5 in 1912, Here even more than
in manufacturing and trading. the In
crease in liabilities was due to a few
suspensions with large Indebtedness In
this instance there being six defaults
Involving no less than si7.250,000; elm
mating which Nc comparison would
have been comparatively satisfactory.
The Richmond Virginian. (Richmond, Va.) 1910-1920, 1914-09-04
.OUk'S REPORT OF
FAILURES FOR AUGUST

Commercial defaults during August
according to statistics compiled by X.
c. Dun & Co.. numbered LITE, with
liabilities aggregating s43.46S,l1s, an
Increase as compared with the totals or
the same month for several years back.
In August last year there were LAD
failures for s2o.s4s91s. In 1912 l.1o2 for
:16153166, in 1911 926 for Ni,116,631,
and sl9 in 1910 for sl2,442,0s3. In num-
her however there Ia some improve
ment as contrasted with the preceding
months this year. except as to May and
June. and while the amount involved is
much in excess OF any month except
June when the Clafiin suspension oc-
Cured the returns are very much dis
torted by comparatively few defaults
with exceptionally large indebtedness
These large failures numbered 81 with
liability of s3210i 623 total far In
excess OF any previous August for
many years. Deducting these the
amount involved for the month In the
remaining l.24l suspensions was $l1.-
1854 or an average for each or w.
15s While in both instances this Is a
gain. when compared with the cor
responding month In earlier years. II
cannot be regarded as at all abnormal
In view Of the unsettled situation pre-
vailing as n result of the outbreak of
hostiiities in Europe.
Separating these failures into differ
ent classes OF business shows a slight
falling off in number In the manufac-
turing class from last year. 327 de-
faults comparing with 331 in 1913. but
a notable increase over the 2s4 in 1919.
227 in 1871 and 22e In 1910. Moreover.
the liabilities which amounted to $t6.-
16s.97e. would have made quite n salts
factory showing but for single sus-
pension. the large pumping machinery
corporation, involving $1o.o0o.000. as
the ala small failures. with indebted
ness Of s3ssl0,2o7. was very little larger
than n year ago. Several classes of
business displayed some Improvement.
In cottons. laces and hosiery. and paints
and oils. no failures were reported.
There 10 a gratifying falling off in iron.
foundries and nails. lumber. carpen-
tiers and coopers. and In clothing and
millinery. These gains more than on
set the Increase In other lines. The CON-
parisop as to liabilities. aside from the
large failure in machinery previously
mentioned. was even more favorable,
only four Of the remaining classes re-
porting gain--woolens. carpets and
knit goods. hats. gloves and furs.
The Richmond Virginian. (Richmond, Va.) 1910-1920, 1914-09-04
RICHMOND HAY MARKET.
PETERSBURG PEANUT MARKET.
tRcported by Rodgers. plummer 4 O.

Inc)
rANISH-Market quiet: Farmers
Spanish. 81 40 per bushel
per III.
Fancy hand picked. 3isc to &c per lb
Extra prime. axe to s%c per III.
Prime, Sc, TO ga C per lb.
Machine picked, arc to "a c per Id.
The Richmond Virginian. (Richmond, Va.) 1910-1920, 1914-09-04

sigst year
the total
The Richmond Virginian. (Richmond, Va.) 1910-1920, 1914-09-04
Every Sunday
Excursion
'; :::;: NkEyy Y :. Cam; can:
The Only Au.Ran Line.
$1.5o f Fey
NORFOLK
OCEAN VIEW
sf.ss ROUND TRIP 10
Virginia Beach--cape Henry

CHOICE OF TWO FAST TRAINS.
The Special leaves Richmond $40
4; A. NJ; leaves Norfolk. TAO p II
Carries through coach without
change between Richmond and Viz.
ginia Beach.
Fast Electric Cars Give Quick ana
Frequent Service Between Nor.
folk and Ocean View.
| Tickets also good (from ana 70
Richmond only) on the Cannon Hall.
leaving Richmond A. M. and seaying
Norfolk AIS p. NJ.
WEEKEND RATES: Norfolk. -. 90:
| Virginia Beach, 1928. On Eale Fridays
and Saturdays. Limit Monday follow
! Ing.
The Richmond Virginian. (Richmond, Va.) 1910-1920, 1914-09-04

needy and x. X. Kennedy, II warren.
ton: Mrs. William b. Mason. Of wash
in1ton: ana Mr.. Arthur n. Ross, Of
New York. M n
DR.. Kennedy was IN the eightieth
year OF shis ago. and up To I few
months ago took active interesf Ii Ali
matters He was writer or note ana
a great scholar. His opinion in gem
erai matters was greatly sought and
he was considered an authority Of an
tnfalHble degree. He was held in the
highest esteem wherever he was
known. He made his home for 4
number OF years In Annapolis, Nd,
where he was connected with the
United States navy as a surgeon
The funeral services win take place
Friday afternoon Mt st. James
Episcopal church. of which he was a
member, Rev. William Gibson PEN
dleton, rector. officiating.
The Richmond Virginian. (Richmond, Va.) 1910-1920, 1914-09-04
rHE trUHMoND YiNo1NI AN-rR1DAY, sEPrEMRER IN iglx

dent, who has 20 intsliigently directed
the w. c.: +. u. campaign in the
State, and we again express our
loyalty to our splendid State organ
txation.
We can never quite express the
appreciation all of US entertain for
the uDfailing courtesies. splendid hos
pitality and support OF our Queenly
hostess, our beloved Sister Danner,
whose sweet spirit illumines our
ranks and whose superb loyalty to the
w. c. T. u. makes her name a be-
loved household word throughout. the
white ribbon realm. We pray Gods
richest blessings upon her and her
manly boys, that this sweet family
may have many years OF that sweet
domestic life that is an honor to a
community. and that the circle may
be unbroken in the eternal day. un-
hemmed by night"
The Richmond Virginian. (Richmond, Va.) 1910-1920, 1914-09-04
DR.. S. D. KENNEDY
DIES At WARRENTON
RETIRED NAVAL SURGEON Sue
CUMBs TO LINGERING ILLNESS
OF MANY MONTHS.

Especial to The Richmond virginian.)
Warrenton, Va, Sept 3.-Dr.
Stephen cambridge Kennedy, u. s. N,
retired. died at his home. "Cassi1lis."
near here, this morning about IL
o'clock. after a lingering illness OF
many moths.
DR.. Kennedy was born May rs. 1884.
at the Bower. Jefferson county. w.
Va. and was the son OF Anthony
Kennedy and Sarah cambridge Ken
nedy. He was married twice, and by
the first union had one daughter. who
was Mrs. William Manly, Of Balti-
more A grandson, Hughes Manly,
OF Baltimore, survives this union. His
second wife was Miss Mary Selden,
who, with three daughters and one
son. survive him-Miss Mary Ken
The Richmond Virginian. (Richmond, Va.) 1910-1920, 1914-09-04
DuNs REPORT OF BANK EXCHANGES FOR AUGUST

csr through according the snens
q Co 10 leading dues IN ING
,,d states Of se pr cent IS compared
and Of conted With the CORE
a,s Of s2a and ass per cent
the outbreak hostcs 10 EUROPE
exhibit
With the month Ia M tive name
Affected Auoue
slightly AL as the former reports moaef,.s gan
both 1918 asd aorc OF
all
Tor the 70
feiaa fnrS hry
The Richmond Virginian. (Richmond, Va.) 1910-1920, 1914-09-04
Misc Nettie KneisIe,x.

Especial to The Richmond virginian. )
Woodstock, Va, Sept. 3.-Miss Net
tie Kneisley. ago thirty-three years.
daughter of the late Lewis Kniesiey.
died at her home here this afternoon.
following q long illness OF diabetes.
are her mother, three sis
tiers. Mrs. william Hoshour, Miss
Elizabeth and Sue, and two brothers.
Hugh and Grove. all OF this place.
Funeral services will be held Satur-
day afternoon.
The Richmond Virginian. (Richmond, Va.) 1910-1920, 1914-09-04

Richmond. Va, Sept. >, 1914.
DARK FIRED RE-DRIEp.
The Richmond Virginian. (Richmond, Va.) 1910-1920, 1914-09-04
Caught 200 Rats in One
Month

Cleans a building Of Rats and
Mice In short time. keeps 1t
cleaned. for 1t Is always ready for
use. Made OF galvanized iron.
can't get out OF order. lasts for
years Large number can be
caught daily. Go to Catcher
mornings, remove device inside,
which only takes few seconds.
take out dead rats and mice, re-
place device. It Is ready for an
other catch. Small piece cheese II
used, doing away with poisons
Catcher is IS inches high. 10 inches
diameter. When rats pass device
they die, no marks left on them
Catcher IL always clean. One Of
these Catchers set In q livery
stable in Scranton, Pa, caught over
200 rats In a month. One sent
prepaid to any place In United
States upon receipt Of -. Catcher,
In. high. for mice only, prepaid
81. On account Of shipping
charges being prepaid. remittance
Is requested with order.
.......s. III. ID. SWARTN. 1885,
Inventor and Manufacturer, Scran-
ton. Pa.
The Richmond Virginian. (Richmond, Va.) 1910-1920, 1914-09-04
TOBACCO MARKET.

tsait your hides weii,)
The Richmond Virginian. (Richmond, Va.) 1910-1920, 1914-09-04
DECLARE EVERY HOUR {
Of REMAINING WEEKS
MUST Be UTILIZED

The bi-county convention Of the w.
&C. T t.. held this week at the home
of Mrs. Banner, in Chesterfield
county adopted the following reso-
buttons.
This is our last bi-county conven-
ton before the day that will decide
whether the partnership between
The Richmond Virginian. (Richmond, Va.) 1910-1920, 1914-09-04

According to- an English scientist.
II the radium in the interior OF the
earth is in any way equal to that In
the rocks at the. surface. the world
will grow hotter In time. instead OF
colder.
The county record. [volume] (Kingstree, S.C.) 1885-1975, 1914-10-01
Whenever You Need General Tonic
Take Groves

The Old Standard Groves Tasteless
chill Tonic is equally valuable as q
General Tonic because it contains the
well known tonic properties ofQUININE
and IRON. It acts on the Liver, Drives
out Malaria; Enriches the Blood and
Builds up the Whole System. so cents.
The county record. [volume] (Kingstree, S.C.) 1885-1975, 1914-10-01
No. Six-SiXty-SiX

This is prescription prepared especially
for MALARIA or CHiLLS & FEVER:
Five or six doses will break any case, and
if taken then as tonic the Fever will not
return. 1t acts on the liver better than
Caiomel and does not eripe or sicken. 2sc
Middletown transcript., 1914-04-11
PROTEST MADE
TO GEN. CARRANZA
Washington Views With Grave
Concern New Crisis.
EXPULSION ORDER THE CAUSE
Determined Representations To Be
Made-spanish Interests In
Torreon Districts
Large.

Washington, D. C.-Vigorous repre-
sentation went from the American
Government to General Carranza, the
Constitutionalist chief, urging that he
modify the order of General Villa ex-
pelling Spaniards from Torreon.
This situation is giving grave con-
Germ to authorities here The United
States has undertaken to extend to
Spaniards in Mexico the same protec-
ton it affords American residents
there, and Ambassador Riano has been
assured that, nothing will be left un-
done to secure for the unfortunates at
Tcrreon every right to which they are
entitled under international law and
usage.
That Spain proposes to exhaust
every resource to protect her people in
the revolution-torn republic was made
plain, when Rear-Admiral Mayo, at
Tampico, cabled the Navy Department
that the commanding officer of the
British cruiser Hermione had been in
structed to care for Spaniards at this
besieged Federal port. Officials here
did not comment on this development.
Lack Of Data Embarrassing.
The State Department, as well as
the Spanish Embassy here, is embar-
rassed in dealing with the situation at
Torreon by lack of exact informa-
ton as to the extent of the decree of
expulsion and how far it has been
executed. 1t is understood that Villa
in a public speech has told the Span
iards of Torreon that they were to be
deported en- masse; that commission
would be appointed to examine into
each individual case and that such Of
them as could establish the fact that
they have rendered no aid to the
Huerta cause would be permitted to
return to Torreon.
The gravity of the problem has been
increased by unofficial but credible in
formation that this policy of expulsion
Of the Spaniards is to be of general
application; that as rapidly as the Con-
stitutionalists by force of arms extend
their control over such cities as Sal
tillo and Monterey and other places
now within the Federal line they in
tend to drive out the Spaniards and
seize their property.
Violates Treaty Rights.
An attempt to carry out such a plan
would meet with determined opposi-
tion from the United States Govern
ment. Officials say the Spaniards are
in Mexico under the provisions Of
treaty comforting the right of resi-
dence, trade and travel, and that any
thing like a sweeping deportation
under these circumstances would be
in violation of the principles of inter-
national law and would form proper
subject of resentment by the Spanish
Government even to extent of hostile
measures if need be.
Middletown transcript., 1914-04-11
AND 1T WAS so ORDERED
Ladys Suggestion Met All the Re,
quirements Of Mans Complaint
as He Had Worded It.

A very large lady with very large
hat was sitting in the theater directly
in front Of a mild-mannered gentle
man, who, for the greater part of one
act, was unable to get a glimpse Of
the stage. At last, unable to endure
his enforced blindness any longer, he
bent forward and whispered:
Excuse me, madam, but would you
mind removing your hat?"
why should remove my hat?"
retorted the lady.
Because" protested the man, Il
can't see the stage, and want to
laugh with the rest of the audience"
WELL" replied the lady, turning
away again, you watch my shoulders
and when I laugh you laugh"