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Scranton Wochenblatt. [volume] (Scranton, Pa.) 1865-1918, 1914-07-16
Bismar6 els Bropbet.

@6erspeiie fumen i'm Serbit 1868
mad elmer nuipen Srase zines pOms
meri9en @utsbsiiBsrs, pie lanee
2ouis Rapoleon ipObl nod auf bem
sbron bIei6sn ipiiroe, in @ur3in Die
propbe5eianssn su Sprude, Die seles
sentli9 BON pbantaiiepollen Sran5oien
fir Den san Napplepns bere4nst
poroen poren. 0ie 3eitunsen bdts
ten eine propbe5eibuns sebru6t, Die
ibm oas Subr 1859 fur psrbdngniss
bon ertIGrte. 2ouis pbilipp bate
no6 isiner S6ronbeIteigung 1880 10
piele Sabre regieft, ipie Die Iobition
Der 3ablen Ieines @eburtsiabres 1871
erlab, uno es fpllten fir ibn aud
nod fsrnere 3ablsntombinationen, 70
ole aooitiOn Der 3ablen isines SO4.
Seitsiobres 1927. pie q. Don &ils
moipsti in ieinen n@rinnerun9en an
8ismord" mitteilt, oas Sabr 1848
als @nOe ieiner Rssierung be5eidnen.
5iir 2ouis Hapolsou. ssbprsn 1903.
bermdblt 1858. iollte nun oieielbe
8ershnung cine Resisrunssseit bon
II SabreR nod feiner Sbronbeiteis
guns 1852 ergeben. SderSsno, tuie
Oies eunse GeiprGd esfiibrt purbs,
meinte gismnrd: nSolIts sr ii9 nidt
10 lunse bulten tOnnen, pie 2ouis
Pbilipp iid gebalten BATE SaIten
Sic ibn fir fpenieer tlug9 Damn
miBten sic inn bod aud 18 Sabre
laTen. uno er pGre erit 1870 gu
Gnbs!"
Scranton Wochenblatt. [volume] (Scranton, Pa.) 1865-1918, 1914-07-16

itarrtem Wlunoe an uno nit peinppG
aufdmmengesogenen 8rnuen. Sanss
fam erIt peritano fie.
Der Batter iit tot! @as 1T ia
nidt ipabr! Oas fam ia gar ni9t
ipubr fein! SD babe ibn ia bpr6in
nod sslebsn. l1nb er islbsr9 Mein
@ott, Die S9onoe! Warum2 Sag
mir BLOB parum2" Sic rang Die
SGn6e.
.@ir ipOllen ibm ben 5rieben s6ns
men,. Du tDnnen i9lisBlib nt9t
rerlansen, ouB er nm unlertpillen
leben bleibsn ion. @r bat mir ses
iGrieben, oab er ii9 unbsiIbar
trunt ipubts uno ui9t lansiam iters
ben ipollte. SD babe ieinen lebten
8rief pernidtet, neil i'd oi4 f9Onen
ipolIte."
,Das 1T au9 oas 5ur6tbare bars
an. 9as, mas man niht piFsn
oi;rfte. @r feIber! Die S9anOe!
Inns ous anautun! Dir uno mir!4
SEPT tpeinte iis auf. pSieIer Stanbal!
@as fon mon ben 2euten iasen9
9ott fpeib, pas fir Motipe lie iu9sn
psroen. Sd i9dms mid ia FOL" Sit
ipeints beftigsr.
.9llle iperoen fie babon reben unb
jsbt, mo Die SaiIon eben beeinnt!
Dus gsbt ia ni9t! Dos ma9t man
op9 nidt! So riidfi9tslos ssssn
rns. 0ieier Stanbal!"
@r fab. ibr nit IeltIamem 9Gs
9sln naa, ipie iie inter abseriFe>
men Wortsn auf unb nieber bdItete.
oas ipeibe Spibentu9 mod in ben
Saaren, uno an ibrsn ldnsen San6s
i9uben rib, Srdnen in Den 4usen,
Die nibts bon reinem S9mer3e tpubs
ten.
limb bor oiefer &aritatur oss
S9merses bate sr, Der natiirIi9
germ ollen SenIationen 70 peit ipie
nDslih aus Dem Dese gins, iih GEE
fiir9tst! Oas batts er ni9t nDtig
9ebabt. g(bsr 70 piel &Glte unb Sers
sensbdrte! Sas mar ia idon beinabe
cine Siinbe segen ben suten Sc
ibmad. Die unber3eibli9Ite Der Siins
cen, Die er funnte.
oS9 beSauere bid, fpenn bas Die
san3e Summe oeines Wlitlei6s it,"
.Mitleib? Warum follte i9 Wiits
leib nit ibm baben9 @as bot er
entbebrt9 aub tpenn er trant mar,
mas bGtts er entbebrt9 Gr bate ii9
GILES fdbaifen t0nnen, mas er brdu4s
tie, unb er 9atte bod uns uno Die
&inoer."
Die ainoer! = sic 6ielt inn..
@enn lie oas setpubt bate, beut mOrs
gen, iie bGtte ibn ii1er bineingefiibrt
an ibre 8etten, ii4er. Sic mar
Itol3 auf bieIe Resune. SAT- psid
lpuroe iie i'm 8etpuBtiein odpon, ipie
gut lie i'm @runoe mar.
,&om, mir iperben binfabren milf.
len, sleid. SD mill nur Elm buntIss
res &lsib an5ieben."
Die ainosr muBten Elm Wort aufs
ssfun9en buben, als lie ii4 5u Den
@ienitbotsn panbte.
,Do 1T @rpBpapu9 Wds 1T benn
Eel @rObpapa9 Wlia fpil 9rpbpapa
liebbaben."
,8rinsen sic mir ole &in6sr
frrt, Ma0smoiIelle. Wteine Nerpen
balten oas nibt aus. 9us ieben Sic
ooh."
Gin eint0niges, lautes Weinen lam
aus Dem 8inberaimmer, bas fdnea
sei9loien iDuroe.
Sic bielt beioe Sdnbe por bic ileis
nen Sbren. ,8iidiidtslos sesen uns
lae!" bas mar Der @eoante, Der iie
ni4t lpslisb uno alIes @efiibl psrs
h!ung.
llnS pie lie Die Srsppe binunters
sins, tIang es ibr nod Bis in ben
@agsn binein nud: r9roBpapo, let
op6 niat tot. Sei bod ni4t tot,
@roBpopa!"
Scranton Wochenblatt. [volume] (Scranton, Pa.) 1865-1918, 1914-07-16

Sic aniprubsboIle Wen9. lauidjt;
Gin 2ieb ipirO nprgetrageu.
4db. nIles lit hineir9ele9t.
aRds uur elm per5 iann ln0en.
@ons meiiterbaft aeidilOert 1T
Sos rlibeIoie Strebeu,
Die 9uit am 9en5 uuo Souuenihein,
Hss bliitenreide Seber.
go iiberSeugt nod feiuer prizes
&us @lauben, Soften, Niebeul
Rom 9iater niemanb iueib, oab er's
Am Sterbetas seidrieben.
emil Santf6.
Scranton Wochenblatt. [volume] (Scranton, Pa.) 1865-1918, 1914-07-16

= aIIau dnsitIi@. grief'
TRIGGER (osr Suslei9 nit Dem Poli3is
itsn sintritD: rSier 1T Elm Brief fit
Sbrsn Mann Der toiiet absr
Strufportol"
Srau (eri9redD: % ie. ba foil sr
pobl gar perbaftet peroen2"
Scranton Wochenblatt. [volume] (Scranton, Pa.) 1865-1918, 1914-07-16

= 3neifslbafte 9 9mei'
9elst. 9atte: n8eim 9lnblid oies
fer berrIi4en Roien mub i4 INNER
an Did benten."
5rau: n9lbsr iis iinb ia tiinitlid!"
@utte: nRa ia. aber 10 natiirli4
ssmadt!"
= Gin gutter 8erI. Sic:
~gl9. gmil. id bin 10 truuris, 9u
bait bas 8eripreden sebro9en. bas
9u mir 9sseben baI!"
gr: pRa, tpeine ni9t, &inb, i'd
geb' 0ir'n onoeres!"
Scranton Wochenblatt. [volume] (Scranton, Pa.) 1865-1918, 1914-07-16
Gdliunrae @sSanten.

Serr: ~Sassn sic, Ssrr Direts
tor, pie 1T oenn 0as 5ensr in Sbret
Gabrit oussebroden2"
9trettor: nSa, boriiber lam
i6 Sbnsn ni9ts Rdbsres fugen!"
9err: naba, Ssf4dftssebeims
nis!"
Scranton Wochenblatt. [volume] (Scranton, Pa.) 1865-1918, 1914-07-16
> Ser S9peren6ter.

Der S9perenGter. g
5rem6sr: .9lIIo bic Sa:ion bot naa
Sbrer 9lniiht bereits ansefansen -
iper erDffnet ole oenn bier eisentli49"
= SIN @ifer. Sunsseielle:
sd beabiibtise gu beiraten. Iieber
Jreuno! sic ioIlen mir ruten -"
Gbemnnn (srob): .5GIlt mir gar
nibt Elm = mir bat aud teiner se'
rdten = fonit wdre id beute nod Is'
nia!"
Scranton Wochenblatt. [volume] (Scranton, Pa.) 1865-1918, 1914-07-16

Bon Der S9miere. 9i=
rettor: n5rGulein 8ufelmiiller, nun
paiiens absr auf! Wenn sic mir
iebt nod elm ein5ige5 Mul aus Der
S0nisin Der Na9t in 6ie 9uItige
Bitlpe geruten. jublens fiinfunos
apanSts pfeHnig Strafe!"
Scranton Wochenblatt. [volume] (Scranton, Pa.) 1865-1918, 1914-07-16

,aiebe CLAUDIA, bis 2sute fasen
INNER, 9u bGtteit mid nur ipegeii
meinsr fiinf MiGliOnsn senOmmsn!4
nSlaub' bod ni4t foIde Sins.!
SD bGtts Did senOmmen, un6 penn
9u - nur orei eebabt bGtteIt!"
Scranton Wochenblatt. [volume] (Scranton, Pa.) 1865-1918, 1914-07-16

Santc .gau, mel SauIden,
tparum piG1ite Osnn burdans MID
nit o. TerientOlonie bel uns nous
pffs 2anbg"
Sunge: .Tss, mid I'm De @elt!
Taei Batter bat ssiagt, off'n 2ano bd
rbre eI9en" is nit MaIdinsn!"
The mirror. (Stillwater, Minn.) 1894-1925, 1914-11-12
B. and o. NOTES
Bv Otto Mobile

Ole B. says. "By goIly, I can almost
play this alto now"
The march music used by most of the
regimenlal bands of Europe is much of John
Philip Sousa's work.
As regimental drill is now in vogue on
he parade grounds on Sundays, the band
will hereafter do some matching.
Pistol-fnger Pat is now sole administer
on the drums. A great improvement is
noticed for he has a real knowledge OF
music.
Did you know that the SUBJ marine, gat-
Ting gun, monitor and air-shiP now being
used in the Continental war ale all Amer
'can inventions?
That dawg Duke knows a musician as
far as he can smell one; and nothing can
keep her away from rehearsaIs. Being a
perfect lady, she does not howl.
As assistant foreman in the paint shop.
Bean Espr,a is rapidly putting the shop on
business working basis. We will lose our
most valuable man though. when the RAM
bier leaves US on the New Year.
Nil Desperandum has completed his first
composition entitled, "Dlesms of Home
and it was tried out by the orchestra last
week. 1t proved exceptionally good and
better than many now published.
The mirror. (Stillwater, Minn.) 1894-1925, 1914-11-12
NOTES FROM SHOP K
Bu Il. g.

We have nine men in our Department
now.
X. was transferred to the farm machinery
part of the shop.
No, P. NJ, the Supt. does not write the
shop notes for the Mirror.
The hemp and Irvine shop sent a baller
over to be repaired last Monday.
The farm machinery department received
a recruit last Wednesday. He is learning
manipulate hammer and cold-chisel.
1t is pleasing to note the interest that is
manifested in the work in our shop by the
men, and we are putting out better grade
of work now.
Here are few blunders in print:
Notice on door OF residence: Please knock
he bell out of order! Sign in Chicago de-
partment store; Save your coupons and get
IN art plague free. Ad. of institution in
South Dako,a; Maternity Hospital. female
patients only. From a New York paper;
Emily was queer girl, and so, for tina,
matter. was her father. News paper on de-
ceased 6nancier; He is reported to have
made Sc, O0U, 900 in as many years. Car
pet cleaning company; Don't take the life
out of your rugs by beating them. Let us
10 it in more sanitary way.-Minneapolls
Tribune,
The mirror. (Stillwater, Minn.) 1894-1925, 1914-11-12
UNCLE COSHDINC'S SAYINGS
By J. F. B.-465S

Snobbishness often masquerades es Dig
'erty.
Some deciples of Cadmus are better
dapted to wet-nursin' dishes.
Politics is game ov ssthe fox an thu
seese"-erbout one fox TO every 40 geese
There's no need O. the spot calm thu
,ittle black" when we Gin do better witt
ess moral color blindness.
There is a fuIe borne every minnit, -
,ez some Teller; he shud've added: IAN
wo fule-chasers every secundl"
Many a Teller who rises ter spout an
lint Their way ter success, hes lots os
razzled edges but no calluses.
Thet war in Eurrup is only an other indi
alton tibet guvernlint is not "uv the pee
lie, by the people, ami fer the people,
"Where there is will, there's way;'
ONE Eyer must ha' gently murmured. ez
re perceeded to contest will fer his client.
The only time deciple of Darwinisn
oesn't believe in Their descent from the
Monkey is when he makes an ass ov his
elf!
1t is always some high browed spindlin
unt.who looks es eff he's hen pe:ked, the1
slts up in meetin' an seq: knowledge l:
,ower."
It's erbout time to begin planin' how
he Riddles is goin' ter hev their little stock
MS filled by Xmas: tuz 1 notice how my
'ttle shavers is behavin' better than jlst Or
lnary!
Deocon Corntossel seq es; ''ye should not
ct yer left hand know what yer right hand
s'a doin';" thet's some very virchus coun-
serve this advise,
The mirror. (Stillwater, Minn.) 1894-1925, 1914-11-12
GREEN SOX VICTORIOUS

For the fourth time during the baseball
season the Cellar Colts and the Green Sox
crossed bats on our local diamond, last
saturday, with the result that the Seekers
we're victorious in an eight inning game by
he score of IL to Is.
The game was highly interesting through
out and was remarkable for the large NUM-
ber of hits secured. There were four hone
runs; three three-baggers; four two-baggers
and twenty-five singles.
Jones, of the Sox. lifted the sphere for
the first home run. Loney, of the Colts
knocked home run but was called out for
failing to touch first base on his way around
the diamond. Forcla, of the Cots made
two home runs in the seventh inning.
The Sox and Colts are now tied as to
the number of games, each having won two.
The score by innings follows:
CELLAR CoLTs 0 3 0 2 0 8 lis
GREEN SoX 3 3 0 3 0 2 5-l7
The mirror. (Stillwater, Minn.) 1894-1925, 1914-11-12

extended to u.s. Every hour thus spent will
be invaluable, and is stepping stone to
success.
Lo and behold the treasure hunters, arm
ed with pick and shovel appeared between
our shop and cell-hall A the other morn
ing, started operations in several places and
finally settled on the one location which
would produce the spols. The result is a
large pile of limestone which they removed
in excavating.
That was some ball game Saturday in
spite of cold weather. l guess Deputy
Whalen knew what could produce results,
when he coached the Sox in the of play
ing rugby. A warming up is what did it.
No telling what the Sox can do when it be-
comes necessary to swat the ball to vic
tory. Maybe we can see the tie played Of
next Saturday, ehs
Surest thing ever, it is Looie Sawduster-
son, whom the professor found 20 possess
master hand. 1t was like this, as near as
we can recall, ''Gf me your handt. -
said the virtuoso, t'no not so, l do not
want to your handt shake; der uder.'' So
%, look you how long is der NEEDLE finger,
larger as mine-much. With dot finger
und its brozzers here you gan an gompo-
sition blav, as any man gan ever compose
YOU is got der master haudt. Some hand
Say fellows,-ain't it great
10 get those lines of courage and of
cheer,
From our real pals who do not hesitate
But try to help US rise; and never fear
To place their trust in full at stake,
Such pals as these are very dear.
Its up to US to do what's right, for their
sake
Face this storm in life no m litter how
severe.
The mirror. (Stillwater, Minn.) 1894-1925, 1914-11-12

can leave piece of soap here for week,
and he never touches it. Frosty.
Again The imperious vi'tuoso lie General
issimo Butch. did peregrinate into the very
heart of L'ennemi, with replacement. LIE
Pore Peeg, Watermelon etc. Butch has
been awarded the Pig Iron Cross, with
machiavelian dressing. Maitrr d hotel,
Monsieur Doyle, promptly took charge OF
the Porkers, while the chary old strategis,
placidly confsque les melons. Ach lie
L'allemagne.
sit iss chust a minute you will waltz ex-
Claimed Hugo, Der professor fellow it vas
nit some soap he'did wash himseluf not;
Ter Bum fellow it ISIS nit some flies he did
Two times across der boliceman's valk-er-er-
r." gabled the excited cigar maker, "Der
Greek teller nit iss nose he did der house
lie not-er- der vomans from New York
nit der paper teller did der viskey drink
.rder professor it vas nit der BEETLES in er
morning, der fellers See not. Der skeeters
nit Hugo's tobacco jag did der vomans
'rer-enough it ISIS, Frosty, some more
vii hear again not.
The mirror. (Stillwater, Minn.) 1894-1925, 1914-11-12
NOTES FROM SHOP E
By N. S. N

Some game Saturday!
Oae of the baller hands is on the sick
list.
And the fans sure got their moneys
worth.
Even the incandescent lights had shine
last week.
Batter leave the scalp-Dock little higher
after this, Jack.
The power was shut off in this shop for
ten minutes, Saturday.
There is (Reeson) William as helper on
V. VS., line Of spinners.
Friendship is the flower of the moment,
and the fruit of time Anon.
Did anyone notice the smiles the in
mates wore on Sunday during dinner
There's reason.
If "cleanlness is next to godliness,'' we
are close to it in this shop, as all washable
things are scrubbed with soap or washing
powder.
The mirror. (Stillwater, Minn.) 1894-1925, 1914-11-12
SHOP A NOTES

Two more weeks and theu-TURKEY
Officer Stilkey escorted couple of lad,
friends through our shop, las, Monday.
| Our first breaker has been causing nue.
annoyance by its frequent breakage, lately.
One of the fine draw frame machines was
given new apron the other day. Heap
good work now.
Last Friday the Asst. Deputy MT
Whelan Pioted a party of new recruit 5
| through our shop to other places of en-
pIoyment.
The Deputy Warden, Nj. ]. ]. Sullivan.
held the regular monthly interviews, las
Friday, with those who wished to repienis'
their reading supplies.
Officer Sederberg had our local machini.t
doing some plumbing work, last week g.
Not being foreman of the job, we cann
say whether the work progressed satisfacto-
rily or not.
We note with pleasure that Mr.. P. NJ,
who recently had the misfortune to lose all
the fingers on his right hand while employ
ed in our shop, is now runner with head
quarters established at the hospital.
The main elevator was on the sick lis
last Saturday. 1t absolutely refused t.
work without being repaired. Results
were, it caused much inconvenience in the
transportation of fibre from the basemen
70 the variods shops above. Monday i,
was in working order again.
Through the medium of this column, we
wish to express our gratitude to those VIII.
nave been sending us so much reading ma
'erial, when we had no reading of our own
More progressive DAYS are dawning, boys
md we hope in the near future that we will
be able to return the compliment.
The mirror. (Stillwater, Minn.) 1894-1925, 1914-11-12
BASEBALL LYRIC
By Beau Esprsta

The Cellar Colts were frisky
And right and merrily they pranced
Round the diamond, till three tallies
On the board their fame enhanced.
1t was looking like the Sorkers
Had bitter draught to sup,
Ere the Colts at last were bridled,
And Paddy's team came up.
A new pitcher on the diamond,
What has he got IN his mit1
Page, instead of three Dagger,
Got solar plexus hit!
And but for some nifty lodging
Loveiov would have doubled that,
But he walked to first on wild ones,
And Jonsie came to bat.
"Ball!' the umpiIe's voice was echoed
By litter from the fans
"Ball!" the litter rose in volume.
"Ball!" Oh, what lovely chance!
Now if Jones can only dodge them
We will have the bases full.
s'Strike!' A word so unfamiliar
Causes quite little lull!
But it is too cold for walking
All the time, so Jonsie swings out
And together with the horsehide,
Upward goes mighty shout!
Out acrost the right field grernsward
SPeeds Colt, alas! too latel
The mirror. (Stillwater, Minn.) 1894-1925, 1914-11-12
SPARKS FROM THE ANVIL
By $3.50

Nobody loafs in this department.
DR.. Newman paid our shop visit last
Wednesday.
The best part of the Drop Hammer in
this shop is the noise.
Mr.. Hagerty, our foreman, is very busy
man these days if anyone should happen to
ask you.
Some ball game is right, score of IS to
IL reminds US of the games we use to play
about twenty years ago.
Work on parts of 1915 mowers is nearly
completed in this shop, with the exception
of few additional orders.
Two will leave the institution from this
shop in few DAYS. E. P. of spring ham,
mer fame, and r. M. Our good wishes
go with you boys.
Part of the room in the south end of the
blacksmith shop building is to be used as a
Hemp storage. Ali of the steel in that
room has been removed.
Patience, it seems, should fit into our
foreman's name somewhere, but it doesn't.
He has them all skinned when it comes to
patience with an apprentice.
The mirror. (Stillwater, Minn.) 1894-1925, 1914-11-12

including Detroit Journal. Now don't for
get the address, l69-B.
Officer Zimmerman, of shop H, left for
vacation Thursday of last week. Mr..
Casino relieved him.
Supt. Williams of the twine factory, and
a pa ty of lady friends watched the game
from the chapel lawn, Saturday.
Who said Slaughter guess not, but
we got beat just the same. Well, cheer
up, Jones, we're not blaming you.
Well, we slipped you that Detroit Jour
nal, 158-B; you can oblige 1863 B by send
ing some of those said papers in exchange.
Mr. Smith of shop G, returned from
his vacation Sat. He asserts he enjoyed
himself very much, and we are sure glad
to hear it.
So our team did it again chr Somebody
says that's nothing new. Well guess you
hit it about right, it is getting to be a
common occurance.
There are three things we must observe.
LIST; The virtue of authority.
End; Necessity of discipline.
Sd; Divinity of power.
The mirror. (Stillwater, Minn.) 1894-1925, 1914-11-12
WOOD SHOP SHAVINGS
By Slam

Decks are being made here by the him.
dreds.
Little Joe seems to like his new job OF
the wheelbarrow.
We have enjoyed the half holidays anc
ball games very much.
Our bunch man just finished cabine'
for musical instruments
A few of our bows in our department
will wear boards this winter. Good luck
We notice everybody keeps the Windows
shut What is the matter; is it too colo
If there is any one here who takes the
Forsythe Times, then 2'2-A would bt
thankful for an exchange.
The mirror. (Stillwater, Minn.) 1894-1925, 1914-11-12
WITH POT AND BRUSH
By J. r.

Well, the desk came down. Nuf Sedl
Pitchers battles on the diamond may be
great stuff, but the local fans sure like
those AIS games.
Some porter is Sa-amie. Attached to
the business end of broom, he can raise
more dust than Kansas cyclone.
Gear frames for and #. harvesters are
now completed and in the warehouse.
Six #. harvester platforms will be building
when this is printed.
Chauncy Olcott II says that in bis long
vaudeville experience he has seen many
''ring' games, but none of them can beat
ringing the Arcadiao neck yoke. ~
We scribe was the 423rd man to apply for
that dishwashing job advertised by the Ba-
ron. Now we are looking for the nut who
said the English had no sense of humor.
Sunday morning drill with guard Tucker
exhilarating with monopoly of the back
driveway, shops NJ and N should be able
to work up considerable snap. The which
is sorely needed!
s'Say,'' said the amateur clerk when he
saw Otto Mobile beating bull wheel with
a hammer the other day, "when did HE
change from second horn to drumsl" No,
yet, Beau. He is just taking correspond
ence school lessons in ad-wrting and was
practicing lesson s: "How to attract public
attention. Lesson will be: "Wot are
you gonna do with it now?
There is a man in our shop
Who'd rather lie than eat;
He always has a specious tale,
So strong it can't be beat!
Where he has been,
What he has done,
Are wonderous to hear:
He'll never have chance to meet
George Washington, | fear.
The mirror. (Stillwater, Minn.) 1894-1925, 1914-11-12
KIDVERSATIONS
By Sherlock

Thank you, Uncle John.
Nope, parole fever think, A. G.
Handed EN- lenon-Eh Green Soxi
The under-dog is not necessarily the los
er in scrap.
A wise man is only we'll developed nu,
who has cornored a lot O. common horse
sense.
1t serves a man right if he marries stuff
ragette and has to take in white washing
to support her.
Most novels usually end with the hero
and heroine getting married; just as if that
were their finish.
If yuh gotta awful crouch on, can it.
Cause nobody's gotta right to allus be
totin' round chip. Forget it, Felicia.
All this how to raise the baby talk IS
usually handed out by some woman who
never was married; or else made failure in
jerking up her own.
Told a certain boob that we were inter-
ted in chickens-20th century variety
and, ha, ha, today we found in our abode
a magazine devoted to american Poultry
Raising!"
While engaged in preparing Socialis,c
argument, some New York Industrial
" Workers were quite suddenly distributed
over large area of brick wall when the
thing busted. Some kind of arguments
have habit of acting that way. They are
technically known as boomerang" (from
the Choctaw, BOOM" big noise; and
Paragonian, 'orang," monkey-to mon
key with big noise
THOUGHTS FOR THE IMMATURE
Children, never pluck the miIkweed
As it blooms upon the stem;
Some day it'll be gathered for COW feed
You'll be glad you didn't then.
Do not swat the sad-faced hop toad
As he plods with patient sigh;
Rather help him cross the railroad
Next summer he II help swat the fly.
Do not burst the empty bottles
Lying near the great highway,
Or the men who own the autos