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The Athena press. [volume] (Athena, Umatilla County, Or.) 18??-1942, 1914-07-10
Again the Bride.

Mrs. Macdonald was young house
keeper and marketing was new to her.
One morning she went down to the
market to get some supplies.
Il wish to get some butter, please"
she said to the dealer.
Eyes, ma'am," he replied, do you
wish roll butter?"
ooh, no." she replied, quickly.
"Toast butter. We never eat rolls. y
The Athena press. [volume] (Athena, Umatilla County, Or.) 18??-1942, 1914-07-10
Hobson to an "Anti.'

Representative Hobson was arguing
prohibition with a red-faced million
aire at tea in Washington.
"So-and-so," said the millionaire,
naming noted temperance lecturer,
drinks like fish"
Maybe" said Mr.. Hobson. Maybe.
And do you drink yourself?"
That's my business" said the mil
lionaire angrily. ~
"Quite So" said Mr.. Hobson. "And
have you any other business?"-New
York Globe.
The Athena press. [volume] (Athena, Umatilla County, Or.) 18??-1942, 1914-07-10
Hlnh current Protectlon.

So that linemen testing telephone
circuits will not be endangered by
heavy currents. new English test
ing outfit is mounted on steel rod
for grounding.
The Athena press. [volume] (Athena, Umatilla County, Or.) 18??-1942, 1914-07-10

weight, thin pale checks, and that weari.
ness OF muscle and nerve that Is generally
experienced BY all sufferers with poisoned
blood
Get bottle OF s. s. s. at any drug
store and In few days you will not only
feel bright, and energetic. but you Will be
the picture OF new life.
8, s. 8. Is prepared only In tho labora-
tory OF the Swift Specific &C., 22i swift
Bldg, Atlanta Ga. who maintain very
have any blood disorder Of stahborn
nature may write freely for advice.
q. s. s. 10 sold everywhere by all drug
stores.
Beware Of all attempts to sell You some
thing s'Just "a geed.n Insist upoa 4 y y
The Athena press. [volume] (Athena, Umatilla County, Or.) 18??-1942, 1914-07-10
RurnIar Proof.

"John--John, DEAR" whispered Mrs,
Timmd, shaking her sleeping husband
violently by the arm, there's bur
glar in the house"
"Oh, well, let him burgle," returned
John, sleepily. "He can have the sill
yer II he wants 1t, but the cuss isn't
going to rob me of my sleep. Judge.
The Athena press. [volume] (Athena, Umatilla County, Or.) 18??-1942, 1914-07-10
HANDY ELECTRIC PUFF IRON
MilIIner by Drawing Plume Over Con-
vex Heated Service Secures
Pretty Wavy Piumes.

Puff irons are used by milliners for
treating plumes. By drawing plume
over the convex surface Of the heated
iron the plume is given beautiful
wavy appearance. The electric puff
iron shown in the illustration was
The Athena press. [volume] (Athena, Umatilla County, Or.) 18??-1942, 1914-07-10
Municipal Electric Plant.

The English city Of West Hartle-
pool claims to be the first municipal
ity to produce electricity in its own
plant by waste heat obtained from a
nearby iron works.
The Athena press. [volume] (Athena, Umatilla County, Or.) 18??-1942, 1914-07-10
His Chief Concern.

Mrs. Hemmandhaw--If another man
should win me would you sue him for
my love?
Hemmandhaw-Yes. just for spite
Judge.
The Athena press. [volume] (Athena, Umatilla County, Or.) 18??-1942, 1914-07-10
Practice.

Maude- can read her hus-
band like book.
Marie-Well, she's had experience.
He is her third volume, isn't he?-
Boston Transcript.
The Athena press. [volume] (Athena, Umatilla County, Or.) 18??-1942, 1914-07-10

A Modern Instance.
Seems strange that people could be
so credulous as they were in the days
of the Salem witchcraft."
ooh, don't know. Some Of US went
in pretty strong for those poisoned
needle stories which were 80 popular
few months back"
The Athena press. [volume] (Athena, Umatilla County, Or.) 18??-1942, 1914-07-10
EIectrIc Puff Iron.

made especially for large millinery
concern and is much superior to other
forms; the heat is always uniform and
the risk of burning the delicate plumes
is reduced to minimum.
The iron operates on current taken
from any electric light socket.
The Athena press. [volume] (Athena, Umatilla County, Or.) 18??-1942, 1914-07-10
Ma. electric Llnht BASE.

Many requirements are filled by a
new electric light base fitted with a
suction cup bottom by which 1t can
be attached to almost any smooth
surface.
The Athena press. [volume] (Athena, Umatilla County, Or.) 18??-1942, 1914-07-10

my breath was
short and ! had
chills and back
ache. ! took the
pills about a year
ago and have had
no return Of the
palpitations, Am
now SO years old,
able to do lots of
manual labor am
The Athena press. [volume] (Athena, Umatilla County, Or.) 18??-1942, 1914-07-10
Supply and Demand.

Mr.. Francis was about to start away
to attend the funeral of his rich old
uncle. 4fE tI q
"Put a couple of large handker-
chiefs into my grip, dear" he said to
his wife. "The old gentleman prom
ised to leave me $4,000, and shall
want to shed some appropriate tears"
"But suppose when the will is read,p
said the wife, you find he hasn't left
you anything"
In that case" replied he, you had
better put in three"
The Athena press. [volume] (Athena, Umatilla County, Or.) 18??-1942, 1914-07-10
Exact.

Exact.
Judge-What is your age, madam?
Witness-Twenty-seven and some
months.
Judge-I want your exact age,
please. How many months?
Witness-One hundred and twenty.
Boston Transcript.
The Athena press. [volume] (Athena, Umatilla County, Or.) 18??-1942, 1914-07-10

The first electric plant within the
arctic circle win be erected at mis-
sion at Point Hope. Alaska, the power
being supplied by windmill
The Athena press. [volume] (Athena, Umatilla County, Or.) 18??-1942, 1914-07-10
Dangerous Current.

According to a European investiga-
tor any electric current powerful
enough for Industrial purposes is dan
gerous to human life under certain
conditions.
The Athena press. [volume] (Athena, Umatilla County, Or.) 18??-1942, 1914-07-10

did you see how the, tango has got
into the silk trader" III
"That so? Now wen have even the
silkworms doing the proper wriggle,"
The Athena press. [volume] (Athena, Umatilla County, Or.) 18??-1942, 1914-07-10

The plan adapts itself to any sys-
tenn Of ventilation. The openings
shown give suggestions as to where
the fresh air may be taken in and
the impure air discharged.
The Athena press. [volume] (Athena, Umatilla County, Or.) 18??-1942, 1914-07-10

Said With Regretful Sigh.
Miss Young-What, in your opinion,
is the best time for girl to marry?
Miss Elder-Whenever the man is
willing.
The Athena press. [volume] (Athena, Umatilla County, Or.) 18??-1942, 1914-07-10
SNAKE INTO your snoes

Aliens Foot-E Ease, powder for the feet It cures
painful, swollen, smarting, sweating feet. Makes
new shoes easy. Sold by all Druggists and Shoe
Stores. Don't accept any substitute. Sample
FREE. Address A. s. Omsted. LIE Roy, N. Y.
The Athena press. [volume] (Athena, Umatilla County, Or.) 18??-1942, 1914-07-10
New Electric pump.

An English invention is new CEN
trifugal pump directly connected to an
electric motor that runs equally well
In or out of water
The Athena press. [volume] (Athena, Umatilla County, Or.) 18??-1942, 1914-07-10
Read this one from Mrs. Waters:

CAMDEN NIL sick for two years with spells and
my kidneys affected had doctor all the time and used
gvane battery but nothing did Twas not able to
became almost skeleton Finally my doctor away for his
health and husband heard of Lydia Pnkhams Vegetable
Compound and In two months relief and
like and my usual weight recommend
your medicine every and does husband TnL
WATERS 1135 knight St, Camden, M.
The Athena press. [volume] (Athena, Umatilla County, Or.) 18??-1942, 1914-07-10
What Upset Her.

"What's the matter, Nellie? Have
you taken something that doesn't
agree with you?"
Eyes, mum-this job"
The Athena press. [volume] (Athena, Umatilla County, Or.) 18??-1942, 1914-07-10

William Banks, aged 81, took a 15-
mile walk near Greenwich, Conn, the
other day just to attend dinner party.
The Athena press. [volume] (Athena, Umatilla County, Or.) 18??-1942, 1914-07-10

Wahkiakum county, the smallest In
the state Of Washington, has woman
clerk.
The Athena press. [volume] (Athena, Umatilla County, Or.) 18??-1942, 1914-07-10
p. N. y.

zARoLD soMERs. $50 DeKalb Ave-. Brooklyn. n. Z
The Athena press. [volume] (Athena, Umatilla County, Or.) 18??-1942, 1914-07-10
Guilty.

Wife-There must have been some
punishment for King Solomon.
Hubby-There was. He had thou
sand mothers-in-law.
The Athena press. [volume] (Athena, Umatilla County, Or.) 18??-1942, 1914-07-10

Radlum Water as Beverage.
Radium water to be used as a me-
dicinal beverage has been introduced
in Holland.
The Athena press. [volume] (Athena, Umatilla County, Or.) 18??-1942, 1914-07-10

Hokey--A st. Louis minister says
that the teachings of Darwin are re-
sponsible for the tango and the turkey
trot
Pokey-That's very possible. He's
to blame for most of this monkey bus.
iness.--Buffalo Express.
The Athena press. [volume] (Athena, Umatilla County, Or.) 18??-1942, 1914-07-10

The average height Of women has
increased almost two inches during
the last generation.
The Athena press. [volume] (Athena, Umatilla County, Or.) 18??-1942, 1914-07-10

Sore Eyes, Granulated Eyelids and Sites
promptly healed with Roman Eye Bal
sam. Adv
The Athena press. [volume] (Athena, Umatilla County, Or.) 18??-1942, 1914-07-10

The buffalo of the United States
and Canada now number about 5000.
The Athena press. [volume] (Athena, Umatilla County, Or.) 18??-1942, 1914-07-10

DR.. peerys vermifuge "Dead Shot kills
and expels Worms In very few hours.
Adv.
The Athena press. [volume] (Athena, Umatilla County, Or.) 18??-1942, 1914-07-10

Be sure that you ask for Wright's Indian
Vegetable Pills, and look for the sigma
ture of VIM. Wright on wrapper and box.
For Constipation, Biliousness and lndiges-
finb Adv
The Athena press. [volume] (Athena, Umatilla County, Or.) 18??-1942, 1914-07-10

The average of school teachers in
Missouri is $37 month.
The Athena press. [volume] (Athena, Umatilla County, Or.) 18??-1942, 1914-07-10
SECONDHAND MACHINERY

Bought. sold and exclaimed; engines, boilers
sawfnills. ETC. Send for Stock List and Prices.
THE j. L. MARTIN CO.. SO 1st St.. Portland. Or.
The Athena press. [volume] (Athena, Umatilla County, Or.) 18??-1942, 1914-07-10
InssEs SURELY PREVENTED

MACK ;s s:: '.: ; n; 5.s "
- -. teot where other vacclnes fail.
EH Write for booklet and testimonials.
= I0-dose pkge. Biacklep Pills $40
AAN 50-dose pkgs. Blaokieg Pills 400
Use any injector but Cutters best:
Tho siperority Of Cutter products is due to over II
years OF specializng in vaceinss and serums only.
Insist On Cutters II unobtainabe, order direct,
THE GUTTER LABORATORY, Berkeley, California
The Athena press. [volume] (Athena, Umatilla County, Or.) 18??-1942, 1914-07-10
NelahborIy.

II have eggs as cheap as 80 cents,
ma am, but | wouldn't guarantee 'em."
well, send me dozen, please.
They'll do to lend the neighbors. -
Life.
The Athena press. [volume] (Athena, Umatilla County, Or.) 18??-1942, 1914-07-10

JUDGE CURED, HEART TROUBLE.
took about 6 boxes OF Dodds Kid
ney Pills for Heart Trouble from
which I had suffered for years. I
had dizzy spells, my eyes puffed
The Athena press. [volume] (Athena, Umatilla County, Or.) 18??-1942, 1914-07-10

Putnam Fadeless Dyes color in
cold water.
The Athena press. [volume] (Athena, Umatilla County, Or.) 18??-1942, 1914-07-10
Sick %7,se1z
M1de MM
Reliable evidence is abundant that women
are constantly being restored to health BY
Lydia E. Pinkham's Vegetable Compound

The many testimonial letters that continually pub
fishing in the Of hem-are all genu
ne true and unsolicited expressions Of heartfelt gratitude
for the freedom from suffering that has to these
women solely through the use Of Lydia E. Pinkham's
Vegetable Compound.
Money could not buy any kind Of influence obtain
such Recommendations you may depend upon that any
testimonial we publish is honest and truef you have any
doubt Of this write to the whose true and
addresses are always given, and learn for yourself
Tulsa daily world. [volume] (Tulsa, Indian Territory [Okla.]) 1905-1919, 1914-03-26
CITE P5GTISE. COsSTIPATGD CHILDREN
At ONCE california SYRUP OF FIGS

WASTE. urdis,s.od food aud sour nii
len,y moves .ut Of It's little bowels
and ,,u har. % Won. playful ohiil
La.u
Won needn't ,o,N sick children t.
tab, tins harmless frHit laxative. they
lct, it~ delicious taste and IL alWay-
makes them feel piendid.
Ask ,our druggist for a 30 cent bot
.fl, uf California syrup of FiRs
which has directions for babie-. ,hil-
dreu az an AGES. uud for %Erown-upe
plainly Do each bottle Beware oi
,ouuterfcits Sold here. Get the geu1-
inc made 10y California Zig Syrup
COMPANY" Refuse ans other kind
with cuntvmpt
Tulsa daily world. [volume] (Tulsa, Indian Territory [Okla.]) 1905-1919, 1914-03-26
UNHNI - "IRlIr INNN1IN u
IlfANSFS SIONiCH. LIVER
NNp BONEIS.

I.uk ~ tbo tongue. mother II
,...ed. n is o. sure sigu that Your htiie
,r, stomach. liver and bowels need a
4,f.I e. thorough cleaning 900 once.
When Y,,,ish. cross. l%istlcss. rale.
totsuf slc5p eat ot act naturally. ut is
f,N,rish. stomach sour. breath bad.
Eas stomach ache. sore throat. diarr-
hoea. FUN II cold. give n i~easoonful 81
california syrup of FIGS. and in just
a few hours all the foul. eonstipated
Tulsa daily world. [volume] (Tulsa, Indian Territory [Okla.]) 1905-1919, 1914-03-26

\ headline anncunces Words
| Mile Record FroNcn at Juarez.
Newark evening star and Newark advertiser., 1914-12-05
newBookS
In Review
Story of a Young
Girls Aspirations

"Everybody's Birthday ny Clara
z. Laughlin. is a story Of the aspira-
tions Of young girl who is not un-
derstood very well by her own parents
Her father is busy with many cares
and her mother is more or less an in
valid. with little interest in matters
around her. Both father and mother
are inclined to make a baby of the
young girl, Jean. although she real
ICES that she is growing To woman
hood and desires to be self-reliant and
Of some service. Having lest by death
her sister, who was her twin. a friend
comes to comfort her and succeeds in
awakening new purpose for life
This awakening of new ambition is
brought about by a vision of Jeanne
Arc, the heroine of France. whose
story of romance and high ideals is
told by the comforter, who has herself
passed through a trying experience
thai had developed her spiritually.
The book shows how the young girl
became of service aud how she en-
bodied the ideals which she caught
from the vision of Jean Dare.
There Is a happy ending to the story
that concludes a romance on the part
of the young girls comforter. It Is
an interesting book, such as Young
girls would enjoy, and from which
much Of wholesome incentives would
be derived. The book is illustrated
with three tull-page pictures. The
publishers are the Fleming II. Revell
Company, New York
Newark evening star and Newark advertiser., 1914-12-05
Plays, Players and PIaYwriehts

Perhaps the most interesting chap
ter in Richard Burtons new book,
How to See Play" is tbs one de-
voted to the discussion Of the modern
school of dramatists. Here are taken
up in ahatty. familiar style, the
works of such authors as Tbsen. Hem
ry Arthur Jones, Sir James Barrie,
Oscar Wilde, Bernard Shaw. William
Butler Yeats. John Galsworthy, John
Masefield. Stephen Phillips. Israel
Zaugwill, Louis Parker, Clyde Fitch.
Augustus Thomas, Vaughn Moody,
Josephine Preston Peabody. Charles
Ram Kennedy and other writer's for
the stage today. OF the effect of
such dramatists as these on the
stage, DR.. Burton says: Tin these
modern hands the play has been
simpliiied, deepened, made more
truthful, more sympathetic and Is
now being given the expressional
form that means literature. The
bad, the cheap, the flimsy, are stll
being produced, of course, in plenty
so mas it always been, so ever win
be, But the drama that is worthy,
skllful, refreshing in these different
comedy, light, polite or
satiric, broad comedy, or high,
tragedy, romance and
now offered steadily.
and 1t depends upon the
who has trained himself
to know, to reject and to accept
rightly, to appreciate and so make
secure the life Of all drama that is
worth preservation. Published by
the Ma cMillan Company, New York.
Newark evening star and Newark advertiser., 1914-12-05
MORN|NGSTAR OUT
OF BILLIARD SERIES
Illness in Family Causes Retire
ment of Cue Artist from
Players League.

Ora Morn ingstar. who is leading
the Champion Billiard Players
League by a good margin, yesterday
resigned from the or@an'7a4i ~ h.
cause of the illness of his wife. He
has sacrificed an almost certain
chance to capture the Bag eat u ,h-
prizes hung up by the league in or
der that he may take Mrs. Morning
star to Arizona, where she will have
chance TO regain he; health. He
will soon leave for the Southwest
with Mrs. Morningstar and their baby
son.
Morningstar has disposed of his
interests in Pittsburgh and will go to
Arizona, where he will enter busi-
ness. He will be greatly Handicapped
ia that his earning capacity will be
limited but he is confident he will be
able to make a success of a billiard
enterprise.
The news that Morningstar will
surrender his place as leader of the
league comes as a great surprise to
close followers of the game. He is a
former 1871 and 49, ball1line cham
pion and one of the most popular
billiard players in the country He
has the sympathy of all followers Of
the game in his present trouble and
their best wishes for his success in
the new territory He has not decid
ed yet just where he will locate in
the Southwest.
The official standing of the Cham
pion Billiard Players League fol-
lows:
Newark evening star and Newark advertiser., 1914-12-05
HERRING TALKS ON
COACHING SYSTEM
Member of Advisory Board of
Football Coaches Addresses
Local PrincetOnians.

The football situation at Princeton
University and the difficulties to be
encountered in making any radical
changes in the present system OF
graduate coaching TO the one-man
system in vogue at other colleges, was
the subject of a talk given by Don
aid r. Herring at a Princeton Club
luncheon here yesterday. The AFFAIR
took place at the Essex Club and was
arranged chiefly with the view of CIV
ing Mr. Herring an oportunity to
talk football with local Princeton
ians. The guest OF honor is a mem
Der of the advisory board of coaches
at Princeton. and in his day was a
brilliant star on the gridiron.
The difficult point of picking the
right man, not that Princeton lacks
men who would fill the bill, was one
OF the points which Herring EN-
phasized The past season and the
failure of the Princeton teams in its
biggest games against Yale and Har-
ward and the meteoric finish of the
Tiger eleven. showing fash of its
true form against Yale, were among
the subjects discussed. All agree
hat Prirceto is rich in football
material ard that better results can
be obtained, but how TO bring about
the desired result is the knotty prob
lem.
Eddie Dillon, the crack quarterback,
who played on Princeton few years
ago, was among the most attentive
listeners. Dillon's name has been
mentioned for the position of head
coach if Princeton adopts this one
man system as almost certain: No
names We're mentioned, however, ac-
cording to those who attended the
spgsiOp
Newark evening star and Newark advertiser., 1914-12-05
NEWARK ELKS LOSE,
BUT HOLD POSITION
Railways Victory in Bowling
Match Has No Effect on
League Standing.

The champion Newark Elks pin
knights dropped two games out of
three to the members of the Railway
Ellxs' team in an Elks' League match
rolled on the alleys of the Railway
lodge last night Though beaten,
Newark retains its hold on third
place in the league standing The
locals are one fun game in the rear
of the jersey City five, which is sec
ond. and three games behind the
leading Paterson team Newark
turned in team scores last night of S2S.
931 and S1l. while Railway pinners
were there with scores of sos, S12 and
91e. Albright led the winners with
a mark of pa. while Hoops followed
with 10 Both douDie-century counts
were recorded in the final game. For
Newark Alec Hinton was high with
21i
Newark evening star and Newark advertiser., 1914-12-05

How 10 Cook and Why" by Jes-
Sic A. Long and Elizabeth Condit,
Is just published by Harper z, Bros.
1t prscents in untechuical language
the scientific principles underlying
cookery II does not give recipes,
but it does give in a direct, practi-
cal way tno facts, principles and
general directions which enable the
housekeeper 70 use cook books and
10 learn 70 be somewhat Independent
of them also. This book has been
written te meet the needs of two
classes-the girl Of high school age
and the average housekeeper who,
deeply Interested in the responsible
ity she has In preserving the health
OF tne family, needs a book that is
easy 20 refer to. one which will give
her broad. general principles without
going too far into details that she
finds il Impractical to follow. The
following are some of the chapters:
why We Need Food, The Value
of Cereals Bread and Yeast"
The Indispensable Vegetable
Eggs, MIX and Cheese" why
Meat Is Important WHY Flavor
Counts" What to Eat Together"
How to Keep Food" How to T7so
a Cookbook "A Few Warnings,
Newark evening star and Newark advertiser., 1914-12-05
Magazine Literature and Writers

article by Dr. Roger II. bennett, a
New York expert on the care and
diseases Of children. Two pages are
devoted to letters from prominent
Americans appealing to women to
patronize American industries
The Homiletic Review, Funk S1 Wag-
nails, has in its December number an
Illustrated article on "Meunier, the
Belgian Sculptor" by William Ord
way Partridge. Special attention is
given in this issue to the child and
it's interests. The Nation and the
Child is by Denis Crane and The
Chiid for Christ and the Church is
by Rev. James Learmount, of Eng
land. A historical article on THE
Christmas Festival" is u feature. 4
number of instructive articles are
included in this number: "WhitefeId s
Preaching" by Rev. DR.. James
Nudge; The Junior Church: \ Sue
cesstul Experiment" by Rev. DR..
John \. Rice; Studies in Social
Christianity" edited by Rev. DR..
Josiah Strong, and other articles.
The Popular Science Monthly for
December opens with an illustrated
article on the Cinchona Botanical
AbdAAciA III J14l4dlCns ? tNlub a Ot5SIlp-
ton of the station and of the scenery,
the flora and climate of the island
DR.. Launcelot W. Andrews con-
tributes an article entitled "A New
Phase of An Old Conflict" describes
OstWald's application OF the doctrine
of energy to social and mental life.
Professor Bird 7. Baldwin, Of Swarth-
moro College, writes on the normal
child, its physical growth and mental
development, giving charts for normal
conditions at each age which should
be of interest to teachers and parents
for purposes OF comparison Dr. II.
Lyman Wells. OF Mclean Hospital,
contributes an article entitled, Com
mon Factors in Health and Disease." ."
There are three articles bearing in
directly on the subject of the war
German Militarism and Its Influence
Upon the Industries" by Or. Hugo
Schweitzer; Hope for the Russian
Peasantry." by DR. Lucy Elizabeth
TeZtor, and The War and the
Weather During the First Three
Months OF the War" by Professor e.
Doc. Ward, OF Harvard University.