St. Johns review. (Saint Johns, Or.) 1904-current, 1914-05-01
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| lHOnldS "A. EulSOll is recover
ing slowly from a four weeks
vacation which he took to pleas,
his wife.
A politician has to appear op
timistic on the surface, while
the pangs of pessimism are
gnawing at his vitals.
Can man be proud of a
lieW asks a Louisville minister.
Not after the other fellow has
told bigger lie.
If it's true that married men
make the best fighters, then
Villa, with three wives, ought
to be hard man to whip.
The new hustle is not going to
be much of a hustle after all.
Persons familiar with the old IT,
mer would not recognize it.
1.-The right woman" says a
woman lecturer, "can make a
fool of any man." But isn't il
the wrong woman who does that
sort of thing?
In all probability Mr.. TAFT
will have opportunity to reduce
his displacement before being
offered a seat on the supreme
bench.
For Rent Modern s room
house. Roomers in it will move
if taken Immediately. 440 East
Chicago street. adv.
A Chicago man confesses that
beating his wife is the only
amusement he has. Some men
manage such things by keeping
dog to kick.
For Forty acres No. l
land near Ridgefeld, Washing
ton; % acres cleared. In order
to close up an estate, will offer
this land very cheap. Thad. T.
Parker. Holbrook building. st.
Johns. Oregon; phone Col. 10.
Am expecting to leave st.
Johns about May 18th. All
those knowing themselves TO be
indebted to me will please call
and settle their accounts before
the above named date and oblige
DR.. X. A. Jayne. M. ID. adv
Feed your young chicks Hess
Poultry Panacea and keep them
free from ice by using Instant
Louse Killer, and you will in
sure rapid growth. Get il at
the st. Johns Pharmacy. adv.
Watches" made over into
"Time-pieces" at reasonable
rates at Rogers, 800 N. Jersey
street.
For Sale-Fine folding bed
and springs; also Barred Rock
hens and eggs cheap. .-6l9 f..
John street; phone Columbia
655.
Vote for Chas. M. Menzies.
Republican candidate for Repre-
sentative. who believes in econ
omy in public affairs consistent
with good business. and is also
an advocate of semi-annual or
quarterly tax payments without
penalty, He is a native Of Null
tnomah county. and also a heavy
taxpayer. is a successful busi-
ness man. and would look after
the interests of his constituents
in a business like way. adv.
Frank +. Coulter. the great
single tax advocate. will speak
at the public library at 8 O'Clock
sharp this evening on the Bon
vile 80 Year System. All in
vited. These lectures will be
held the first and third Friday
evenings of each month at the
public library for the balance of
the year.
Having taken over the White
House, | am prepared TO serve
the public we'll at the usual rates.
Give me a trial. Mrs. S. Will
lard. adv.
The First National Bank of st.
Johns has sold a parcel of land
on Leavitt street, between Brad
ord and Crawford streets to B.A.
Churchill for $4,000.
A claim in the amount of ST.
500 was filed against the city as
damages for the loss of the life
of Mr.. Coifee's little daughter
of st. Johns last summer from
typhoid fever, which ii is claim
ed in the complaint was con-
tracted by drinking from the
spring at wildwood Court. The
matter was referred TO City At
torney Nelson. .-Linnton Leader.
j. T. Harbin, the genial and
efficient blacksmith, has our
thanks for a generous slab of
fresh salmon. which he captured
Wednesday. Besides the catches
made Saturday and Sunday. Mr..
Harbin secured three large sal
mon at Oregon City Wednesday.
the larger of which weighed 81
pounds. The sport in catching
these huge fish with rod and
line is said to be exciting in the
extreme. and a sport that Mr..
Harbin thoroughly enjoys. and is
most successful at.