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South Bend news-times. (South Bend, Ind.) 1913-1938, 1914-01-08
COSTELLO AT AMERICAN.

Maurice Costello comes to the
American theater today in a special
two-reel vitagraph. The Golden
Pathway"
Disinherited because he has mar
ried an artists model the young
couple decide to comply with the con
dition OF the will. which states that
the nephew shall inherit the fortune
and the wife get a large allowance II
they secure a divorce. But they are
unable to stand the separation and
decide that love is better than riches.
They are rewarded for their honesty
and sincerity by finding that the mil
lionaire uncle has left a later Will,
leaving all the vast fortune to the
nephew If. in six months he proves
that his love for his wife is greater
than his fOndness for wealth. Moth
ing which has been shown is quite
equal to the Golden Pathway.
Mounted Officer Flynn" is also on
the program.
South Bend news-times. (South Bend, Ind.) 1913-1938, 1914-01-08
THREE THINGS ARE NEEDED
Rev. j. l.. Gardiner Tells What is
Necessary in Christian Worker.

The first of a series Of cooperative
services to be held at the st. PauPs NJ.
+. church was held Wednesday night,
the pastor Rev. j. l.. Gardiner, speak
ing on "A Call to Larger Service" In
the sermon he pointed out the charac-
teristics of a Christian worker. First.
he said, he must be a man who him
self knows Christ; second, he must be
one who has full knowledge of the
Bible; and third he must be a man
who has yearning to save men.
The services Wednesday night were
under the auspices of the sunday
school. The male quartet rendered
several gospel selections. The next
service will be in charge of the Wo-
mans Home Missionary society.
South Bend news-times. (South Bend, Ind.) 1913-1938, 1914-01-08

LAPORTE.-A man giving lis
name as w. q. Patterson and claim
ing Denver. Col. as his home. was
arrested here charged with passing a
South Bend news-times. (South Bend, Ind.) 1913-1938, 1914-01-08

in a hospital here Wednesday night
as the result of burns received Tues
day night. Rooney is under arrest
charged with murder.
South Bend news-times. (South Bend, Ind.) 1913-1938, 1914-01-08
DIVORCE SCANnAH-

Winifred Greenwood in "A Di-
vorce Scandal" viii be shown at the
Surprise theater today with a Lois
Weber feature entitled Thieves and
the Cross"
We meet with Rupert Julian agar
in this two-reel production. He, witt
Lois Weber, plays a leading part. ano
he does it with good effect He al
ways makes an admirable rascal. ap-
pearing here as one of two thieves;
the other, woman who throws over
her dishonest career and begins a new
and better one. The story is good
and the final scenes, at a fashionable
hotel show some pretty good iudg-
ment in selecting settings.
South Bend news-times. (South Bend, Ind.) 1913-1938, 1914-01-08
eHAPpY HOOIIGAN."

On account Of the success of Mutt
and jeff" Gus Hill decided to offer
a revival of Happy Hooligan."
In the new version Happy will
have discarded the tin can hat; in
fact he has quite outgrown the tramp
habit; he is in business, in partner
ship with his illustrious but morbid
brother. Gloomy Gus" AS usual
the entertainment will consist prin-
cipally of a hodge-podge Of music,
fun and girls embellished by a scenic
production superior to any yet offered
under this title.
Happy Hooligan" will be the at
traction at the oliver Friday night
South Bend news-times. (South Bend, Ind.) 1913-1938, 1914-01-08
Man Up "A Tree.

Rev. y. l.. Thomas at the First
Brethren church took for his subject.
"A Man Up a Tree Luke NIN, 10.
Make haste and come down. He
spoke OF the time when Zachcus
climbed a tree 10 see Jesus as he went
by.
He said many people today are up
a tree OF infidehty. or one OF iudiffer-
ence. He said that n Jesus would
come today people would hasten 20
throw away their dancing slippers and
cards. The taking OF children out of
school by parents who were too lazy
20 work ne declared was the greatest
SIN Of the times and was due TO their
own selfishuess and their Indifference
10 the welfare of their children.
Four conversions were made We'd
nesday night Tonights sermon Will
be on THE Home" Special music VIII
be furnished
South Bend news-times. (South Bend, Ind.) 1913-1938, 1914-01-08
WIFE ACCUSES HUSBAND
Poured Alcohol on Body and Then
Struck a Match.

JERSEY CITY. y. J.. Jan. s.
That her husband. Peter Rooney, had
poured alcohol on her and then set
her ION fire with a match" was the
ante norton statement made by Mrs.
Mary Rooney. 43 years old, who died
South Bend news-times. (South Bend, Ind.) 1913-1938, 1914-01-08
HE LIVED LIKE A PRINCE

DETROIT, Mich, Jan. S.-Living
like a man earning $4,000 a year and
showering presents of costly jewelry
on a girl of his acquaintance, George
O. Kennings. 10. spent the past nine
months enjoying life to the utmost
only TO be locked up Wednesday
charged with forging checks to the
amount of $500 on Frank n. Cooper,
by whom he was employed as conf
Dental clerk and book keeper.
Bank officials say his work was the
cleverest ever seen in this city.
South Bend news-times. (South Bend, Ind.) 1913-1938, 1914-01-08
DUTY Of CHURCH
IS TO WIN SOULS
Rev. C. A. Decker Treats of
Part Members Should Play.
Story of Lost Axe Head Used
by Rev. H. L. Davis.

The church's part in winning souls
was explained Wednesday night by
Rev. c. A Decker at the First Bap-
fist church, where special revival ser
vices are being conducted. He spoke
on Revival IN Soul Winning"
1t is the duty Of the church ne said
10 save souls and TO add to its mem
bership. Unless this idea is followed
out. the church is not a true church of
Christ He deplored the meager re-
suits accomplished by the various
churches with the money spent in
this work
Three things can be wrong with the
church he said First there may be
wrong spirit among the members. IN
less, he said. there is harmony and
friendly spirit within the church it
will be impossible for the members to
bring others into the fold.
The second trouble with many
churches is that there is no conviction
within. Members are weak IN their
faith and they have not the sincerity
that is needed TO convince others. The
third reason is that they are not will
ing to pay the price which includes
PRAYER, time and sacrifice.
The topic for tonights discussion
will be Revival In Church Methods
Rev. Benjamin r. Martin o. Chicago,
wiz be the leader
At First VI. T..
The story Of the lost axe head was
used by Rev Henry L. Davis at the
First NJ. T.. church in his sermon on
Wednesday night. He told the story
of the Prophet Elijah and of the find
ing of the axe head. He did not dwell
long on the miracle, only explaining
that without God il would have been
impossible. but used ii mostly TO con-
vey the thought that some church
members are working and not accom-
plishiug much.
When the axe head was lost moth
ing was accomplish 1 although the
same efforts were gone through with.
There was the same motion, but there
We're no chips.
Many men he said are like this.
Apparently they are working. but they
accomplish nothing They go through
the motions of serving their master,
but there is something lacking. In or
Ger 20 find the iron, he said II was
necessary for the man 10 learn where
he lost II. SO il is with men and wo-
men, There is something in their life
that has caused them 10 lose their et-
fectiVeness. They must discover their
loss. then repair the damage, before
they viii be able 10 accomplish much
in their life or INC lives OF otne's.
The attendance was better than a
any night this week and the congrega
ton is showing much interest in tn
meetings. Prof. Milton B. Griffith
and Miss Esther Taylor sang "a duet
Tonight Mr. Davis viii talk on The
Man Who Fed His Soul Corn
Man Up "A Tree.
Rev A. L. Thomas at the FRS
Brethren church took for his subject
"A Man Up Tree Luke NIN. 10
Make haste and come down" IL
South Bend news-times. (South Bend, Ind.) 1913-1938, 1914-01-08
HAVE DANCING PARTY.

A supper and dancing party We're
the features of a special meeting of
the Loyal Americans of the Republic
in Beyler hall Wednesday night, at
which Miss Marie Haney was taken
into the ranks of the order. The
supper was served by the women of
the lodge and the dancing was en-
tirely informal.
Seven applications were received
and it was announced that ten other
limitations were pending.
South Bend news-times. (South Bend, Ind.) 1913-1938, 1914-01-08

worthless check on a local grocer
Patterson's suave manner disarmed
the grOCer's suspicious and ne got SO
on the check Later the grocer CALI
ed the bank and learned the check
was worthless, and Patterson was ar
rested.
South Bend news-times. (South Bend, Ind.) 1913-1938, 1914-01-08
RATIIIEs CHANGE-

COLUMBUS, O., Jan. S.-The re-
publican state central committee
meeting here Wednesday ratified the
action Of the republican national com
mittee in changing the representation
OF states hy curtailing the number OF
delegates from the south.
The Seattle star. [volume] (Seattle, Wash.) 1899-1947, 1914-04-01
ACREAGE
BUY LAND TODAY
AMID A


GOOD PROFIT ~ AHNtHED YOU
Seattle IL picked ~ New York realty
operators one ~ the three most
promising cities to- the United states ~
witch ~ make Investments There 10
No question bot that property bought
to-day II due Tor q large increase 81
value Acreage has niNhys Ia every
city. been the best money maker that
you n1uid find An acre bought unffh
% the eitY sit double ~ value etihin
ths next few years We have one acre
81 splendid view property near the
paved highway. overlooking Lake
Washington. There 10 free com.
munits beach. thus giving 500 access 60
me lake without paying the enormous
price asked for Lake Washington
water front You will be more than
surprised when you see how rapidly
this country In building Up. and the
price per acre Il only itoe. not a. much
as Ypu would pay Tor a cheap eitY lot
The terms are 80 cash and " 80 per
month.
The Seattle star. [volume] (Seattle, Wash.) 1899-1947, 1914-04-01

FOR SALE-so ACRES NORTH OF
city. good soil. lies fine acres clear;
h-room house, good barn, orchard. we'll
aud chicken house; all fenced half
mile from school and depot. Phone
owner. Rainier 3lS-K.
The Seattle star. [volume] (Seattle, Wash.) 1899-1947, 1914-04-01
LIVE STOCK

sUHsE4 HARNESS. WAGONS Ann
husxtes. must b- disposed - ~ head
~ aN-parpos@ horses. several wagons
Including farm. iixht ard heavy ss-
press. open ard closed delivery rasnn.
bakery. laasfry wagons. all In first.
class condition. several hassiss pfae.
ticafly as good az nsws ~ sets 81 hsr.
mass: light and heavy. single and doabi.
To cnnvincs you We ara anrfous 20 sell.
note the foliowfas prices;
$4,000 takes hanfsosns team 81 rnarss
years old. we'll matched and
hiocky built. Weighing s.1tH lbs
ttse.se takes . Handsome brown mare. 9
years cid. Weighing 1909 10.
rsnEy built; broke sinxi- o.
doahie
siisss take. a handsoms bay hors-. q
years old. Weighing i.tee. worss
singi. or double
I1es % takes hnnfsona. weii matched
team 81 dappis xrays. Weighing
1850 take. beautiful chestnut sorei
mare. hroks single and double
for LADY 20 handle. years old
heavy In foai snap for .
raneiaer
fseeo takes a GOOD pair ~ nidfis-axs
work mares, Weighing ssao lbs
90 takes a nice s-ysar-olf bay horraI
works single or double.
$500 takes handsome black xsldinx
weighing t.sbe lbs age years
broke single and double, kind and
gentle
fzioso takes good. big. r.sso-ih. eran
team, age and years. a Iittis
second handed
$500 takes nice roam mare. nfdfls
aged works single or doubts
kind and gentle. for women and
children 20 handle
There are several other horses equally
as cheap that can be seen at our
stables. a. 70io Ninth Az. r. Take
South Sssttis car. Second and
Yesier. get Off at Henry's packing
house landing
CONWAY BROS STABLE
The Seattle star. [volume] (Seattle, Wash.) 1899-1947, 1914-04-01
BOGTS 6IAUNChB]


THREE MANrEp NcNouSEM 10
f-~s Ions. - feet beam. fs.foat hold
knnd condition. and prize 10 risht Mr.
Etfehi ssk NaF,hern Hank mtg
A sesEoor LAUNCH vii NEfF ala
trade for motorcycle cAit phone
ksntea 20. = A. Davis. sstg Walden
The Seattle star. [volume] (Seattle, Wash.) 1899-1947, 1914-04-01

whore We are selling aud t0-acre
tracts at s3fa to sLbp0, on terms OF
dollar an acre month Take a trip
out with us and see what the settlers
ara aotnE. Examine the sofia rich
shot clay that viii produce hardy crops
and see for yourself all the favorable
conditions Of this land. located north
east Of seattle, on the n, =. railroad
and excellent automobile read, Ask for
illustrated folder, West 4 Wheeler, 500
Colman Block Main tg4f office open
evenings tai o'clock TO talk Cathcart
to you.
The Seattle star. [volume] (Seattle, Wash.) 1899-1947, 1914-04-01
s SPECIAL NOTICES
MISCELLANEOUS
HASH Am DOORS
- nu-lLlaD

RASH Am DOORS
Hg-~Fli ~ quality,
We sell direct ta Yaa. At
ls-~1 prices mHeh believe regular
lkxk&1k prices The saeiHs We offer
- sau i possible because - eur
lSk-rX tarNr manufacturing OUTPUT
-. and simple. labor savina
ttEN-42 method 20 selling through
eataleE Quality the best
I4N.XI large assortment
Ek- sserusss Panel doors. inspect.
IL ed IS sizes at .t.. 81 70
-, Craftsman interior danre
slash grain panels 81 rs
Cottage front doors ~ 90
II Fancy front doors see up
bungalow easement sash tte
kAs eeNxhf windows. feKs& sac
Window TRIM In sets U.s. see
Il Window frames. 81 nd 81 &c
n pecf frames Use AMI 81 60
II d usg cur prices on screens
N~A1 Everything tn stock for
PROMPT shipment We have
cur avn nilt Sell anybody. snir anY-
y here. Ask Cor Cataink Ma ~.
q. n WILLIAMS 60.
SASu AND DOORS
ts1t First AZ ~ Seattle
The Seattle star. [volume] (Seattle, Wash.) 1899-1947, 1914-04-01

IT'S AN INSPIRATION TO TALK WITH
the settlers and see what they are ac-
compishing In the development OF the
fertile farm tracts at
The Seattle star. [volume] (Seattle, Wash.) 1899-1947, 1914-04-01

RTHT EsTATE MoRTGAGEs. s5oo Up
ia tn SCI, fully secured for sale by Jos
r. Thomas co. Inc, 10b cherry "
~~Ns~N~~~N~~~~~~s~~~e ~~~>>S>rN~1~r~Ns>~~
The Seattle star. [volume] (Seattle, Wash.) 1899-1947, 1914-04-01
HOMESTEADS

hELfSQ tisiiMEST. 100 ACRES. SIT
uAied near good railroad town fine.
deep soil lies IN thickty settled com
fnnniiy. wher. land near By II held AZ
st9o per acre and up, depending on i'm
provemenfH Much money has been
spent on this place; about 80 acres are
plowed ready for crop. balance easily
rrov-ments: nearest well for Irrigation
purposes only ~ feet deep. ard has
s~sn tested as 80 capacity This lies ~
famous Moses Lake sheet water district.
and I firmly believe fortune can be
made by improving this property and
sahdietding n Circumstances force
sale n desired. Will show you this
ranch ~ not IS represented. feW
dollars for expenses wiii he ehssrfuliy
refunded Price fsA1 cash for entire
ieo acres. Address r. o. BOX tts. 60
atsis. ~ you would like 20 see the
prop@rty. and have money 20 pay for Il,
ite ACRES rSfMpRovED HrT THOR
auKhiy good land no sipmps or rocks.
about one mii. from railroad shipping
point country we'll settled ard pros
porous. land ready 90 pillow. and lies
welt For quick sale. price $3.50 cash
for entire quarter section. Address y,
o Bor Igk IL you want good land for
ififte
ED-fNPoRMATfoN or WASH
iBsfan homesiead~ Would like 10 get
ons from fiier who does not own II
yet Address J, H. Box 1RS. Kent.
wash
FREE CANADIAN HoMEsTEADs is
British Columbia and Alberta. Great
induosment offered. Canadian Home
seekers Investment Company. sish
~.~~r~S~s~~~~~~~>~~oY~
~ Y>AynNH AMINO
The Seattle star. [volume] (Seattle, Wash.) 1899-1947, 1914-04-01
REAL ESTATE

NEW HOME
-
Attractive new bungalow, fireplace
porches. splendid Sound view; tox %
foot lot price Sl.3an Small cash pay
inent balance monthly,
We also have another new bungalow, on
lot sexi2o Price s. 0n0; easy terms
or viii take good vacant lot as part
payment, owners and builders.
HOLMES a HARlNG
haa Empire RUDY. alt Senond Az.
The Seattle star. [volume] (Seattle, Wash.) 1899-1947, 1914-04-01
POULTRY


*: :';, SIS e.: : s,:$.
possible construction - "a
i SIC ta Years en the Coast
I ssili Swing satisfaction setd ~ chhs.
y tut Co. fnai Main st. seattle
| ANnEusuN'a MARRIED ROCKS = 4
winner az Everett Seattle and Tacoma,
| ta1sstatH I won az Seattle let and
attn at Tacoma ist sna and hthl At
Everett ! and fnd Geek lat afd and
9Th eaehersi You set eHEs from same
, J. Anderson, iaos n 10th e Sc
attic Take Maiilngfatd OF Meridian
ear
oia ERuAHN fNcunAroRA
one eaftea1 nearly disposed 81 but an
sther On tead rlsee your orders nov
A y NORTON us au,as, Iit. rias
ON rhrsrY NEGOTIATIONS
one catiNa1 nearly disposed 81 but an
other On road Place your erdsfs now
fof next iaf
a u HORTON, as Mutual lit- nlas
rur nEsr
SEEDS
From AAnLtSe. EuRfaur sEEp co
So lrke r.
Ers.s Model ineuhstors and supplies
MLuE ANpALuNtAN WHITE onrtNu.
tea eNrs for Matching call evenings.
Phone ballard itas
ANcoNA ttATCtltSu zoos 81 90 sat
ting Phone North sass ssaa whit
fnAn aV
kFfLFKNrNASNN rNfsfAI WHITE
oFpsnEtpn skKs for Matching o. 90. ts0e
and 81 90 per s~itinr sidney 1859
stNutEsCoMmEp WHITE AND nnowN
LeKhprns. niae Anaaiustans ahd nranns
Turkey essH nauafa 1875
BELGIAN HARES rtNt sro.cK
Yeaas frys also Enleu aots.i
r0R AAGEmpNE pEN HHUWN Tng4
hafne. fine bred sfeeh. ballard issa
HACK MtNuHcA FErffNu Elta
HaY uit chicks East EfNN
e-NsN~N<>s>ssa>s~ss->s~ q ~
The Seattle star. [volume] (Seattle, Wash.) 1899-1947, 1914-04-01
INVESTMENTS


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THE HEST WAY rs THE
savings way There IL no
royal road 10 financial indie
pendence. Don't invest In
stocks aud bonds never
pan out Huy only first
rnoriEares-~titis and Interest
ruarauteed~-and IN small de-
nominations. and be sure
the margin ~ equity between
appraised and market value
- large without these select
equities that become their
property, banks could not
survive. am in n position
80 fiii the bill according to
the foregoing specifications.
all water having been
squeezed out with Rpprai=ai-
AZ low figure. invite Of
feringa ranging from $500 to
$4,000. nothing larEer-aii
figured TO Yield from Z n
per cent. II you are IN the
market TO purchase first
mortgages OF this character--
drop me n line. Bank ref
erenccs, H-sli. Star office,
city.
The Seattle star. [volume] (Seattle, Wash.) 1899-1947, 1914-04-01

NEW. MODERN. b~ROOM BUNGALOW ;
a. blocks from PhinneY az US
down and SO per month. naliard I'll
The Seattle star. [volume] (Seattle, Wash.) 1899-1947, 1914-04-01

MUST BE DISPOSED or THIS COMING
week-Our entire stock and stable
equipment witch consists 81 - head
~ aii.purpose horses, ranging in
weight from 800 lbs 70 1850 lbs
Among them are lf mares, several we'll
matched teams. both light ana heavy.
every horse IL sold with or Without
harness ard wagon. Call and see man
agsr ~ the stables Take South Sc.
attle car. Second and Yeaisr. eet or al
Henry's Packing House Landing, Con-
way Bros stables. just opposite soto
Ninth av g
fss BUYS i.25o-LB FARM HORSE.
little street sore t13a buys a 2.z80.ib
team whleb auto truck replaces see
tHJ Reed dairy barn foreman. rear Or
sif Denny way
sEATrLEs HORSE AUCTION sNf.EB
every Tuesday o'cfgck horses
wagons. buRRies harness. saddles Take
South Seattle cars Second and Yssier
get off Henry's packing house J w
Rohb. aucfianser Main fsfT
ONE FRESH HOLaTEfN TWO HEIF-
ers. fresh by July l. Take Hayenna
car % the end. Inquire for Geo. W.
Rowe
TWO HELPERS. FRESH BY July 4.
Take HaVennn car 20 the end inquire
for Geo vs. Rove
The Seattle star. [volume] (Seattle, Wash.) 1899-1947, 1914-04-01
Vehicles and Implements


BLGglEs- cLOsfNG orr OR CON-
plets line ~ great reductions Save
the difference Kennedy Wagon CO.
Heenud ard Battery
The Seattle star. [volume] (Seattle, Wash.) 1899-1947, 1914-04-01
NORTHWEST LOCATORs SELL

your property or locate you In business
anywhere Northwest Locatorn. bis
Green HldF FUurfh aud PIKE
The Seattle star. [volume] (Seattle, Wash.) 1899-1947, 1914-04-01
IL LOST AND FOUND

lost CONFIDENCE ~ wATcuMAk
efsf Try SYmans. save money ard
fseuhis fsi~antnE 81 ga raainsprtnss
Use Tbs Jeweiss that Aiwsrs sells foe
less aes Pike. nsxt o0i uruE Co
LOST SAVINGS hook NO. 1918
Finder return 70 Dexter HsFten Trust
and Savings uenh
sToLEN~~nASK BOOK NUMHEn xttT.
on First National Bank Return to
bark
The Seattle star. [volume] (Seattle, Wash.) 1899-1947, 1914-04-01

uLn EHuArX tNcunAToltA
one eafiea1 nearly disposed ~ but an.
ether on tead rlsee your orders nov
Ter neat lot
A " HORTON as Mntnsi IIfs Wa
The Seattle star. [volume] (Seattle, Wash.) 1899-1947, 1914-04-01

DANCING taught "a six haufs TANGO
eee hour Remember RofEHr 1919
Mestiaka
The Seattle star. [volume] (Seattle, Wash.) 1899-1947, 1914-04-01

ron SALE 70 ACRES ALDER TIP
land not clcsredi good title, on county
road. y miles from Glendale south
$40 per acre; II cash less. SEQ WIN
Walters, Glendale. wash.
The Seattle star. [volume] (Seattle, Wash.) 1899-1947, 1914-04-01

WFN TWTNTN TNIIfIATNffH
one vattNad nearly disposed 81 but an
other GA foHd Place your orders new
fer nuNi taf
\ IT. WpNroN, as Mutual life uidF
Decorah public opinion. (Decorah, Winneshiek County [Iowa]) 1895-1928, 1914-05-06
WILL WASHINGTON'S HAIR.
Mrs. Dali Says 1t Was Clipped From
Head on Deathbed.

The will of Caroline. Healey Dali,
an authoress of note, who died in
Washington, d. c., on Dec. II last,
was filed for probate in New York
last week, and disposes of many OBJ
jects Of historic value. One is des-
cribed as lock of George Washing
tons hair, clipped from the head
of the father of his country on his
deathbed."
Other objects bequeathed, all of
which went to friends and distant
relatives, included speeches by Abra-
ham Lincoln during his first cam
paign for the presidency, and certain
writings described in the will as
"scandalous literature of the civil
war period"
Mrs. Dall's estate also included
table that has been in Abbotsford,
the castle of Sir Walter Scott. Other
furniture disposed of had been in the
Healey and Dali families for more
than century, the will said. Mrs.
Dali provided for the republication
of her works if there is a demand
for them. She had valuable realty
holdings in New York.-New York
Sun.
Decorah public opinion. (Decorah, Winneshiek County [Iowa]) 1895-1928, 1914-05-06
ALEX GRINNA
County Distributor, DEBORAH, Iowa
919~3Ha4~HHS9a 9eHHH@@aHN@~e@a 90: ..
Thoughtfulness for others and

Thoughtfulness for others and
unselfishness are great beautifiers
For all perfection of skin and feature
won't make up for an unlovely ex-
preston, and such an expression can
come only from sweet nature. We
are not all of us born with pretty
faces-but we can all of us try to
get both. And there is some salts
faction in working on ones DISPOSE
ton. You may not be able to alter
the shape of your nose or to make
large melting eyes out of a pair of
optics that are good for little except
seeing. But if you cultivate an in
Decorah public opinion. (Decorah, Winneshiek County [Iowa]) 1895-1928, 1914-05-06
You Can't Lose Her.

Congressman William S. Goodwin
of California, remarked the other
evening that you can't lose little wi
fey, and told this story to back his
assertion:
When Smith was about to start for
the Office one morning the sharer OF
his sorrows and joys followd him to
the front door and asked him to loan
her SIS.
But you'll never pay me back, y
replied hubby, demurringly. Il loan
ed you five spot last month and
that was its obstquies and tender
farewell"
Il will just bet you half dollar, y
largely returned WHEY, that / will
pay You back the SIS on March Isl"
You're on, madam" responded
hubby, succumbing to his sporting in
stinct as he gave wiley the five spot.
Came the morning of March Is
when mother entered the breakfast
room with doleful expression twist
ing up her pretty face.
II have lost that bet, Harry, dear, .
said she. in meekful voice. Here
is your half-dollar."- philadelphia
Telegraph.