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Williams news., 1914-08-06
No Kick Coming From Mule.

No Kick Coming From Mule. 'Ts that your mule?" asked the man going fishing.
 Yassir," said the colored man, who was sitting on log by the road Does he hck?"
 Deed. mistuh, he ain't got no cause to kick. He's gittin' his own way right along. Pm de one dat's hayin' de worry an difficulty"
Williams news., 1914-08-06
Ingenious smuegIIna Device.

A museum of criminology has been founded in Paris by M. Charles Perch ard, formerly chief of the police An archist brigade. Among its curious contents are a hollow wax baby which was used to smuggle brandy into Paris. A woman carried a baby into the city every day. but as 1t never grew any bigger the authorities ex- amined it and discovered the fraud
Williams news., 1914-08-06
eoInq Him Ono Better,

GoIng H1m Ono Better. An English bishop, offering an or ange to a little child, remarked. sweet ly:
 "Now, my little man, I shall give you this orange if you tell me where God ts."
 My lord," answered the child. son of a clergyman, "I'n give you two oranges if you'll tell me where he is not"
Williams news., 1914-08-06
Oh. That WaxI

''It's such a silly superstition to be always picking up pinsl"
 You may call it a superstition if you wish, but know a chap who makes about $6 a week by doing it. How can a fellow gather that many?"
 He works in a bowling alley Judge.
Williams news., 1914-08-06
Bless tho Ladies.

"Our congressional committee heard 30 ladies in two hours. That many men could have kept us listening for several days"
 That shows that women can trans act public business. But how did they manage to crowd 30 speeches into two hours?"
 "Oh, they spoke three and four at a time."-Kansas City Journal.
Williams news., 1914-08-06
A Woman's Opinion.

Mistress-Haven't you any refer ences?
 Mafd-I have. but they're like my photographs-none of them do me Justice.
Williams news., 1914-08-06

Smile on wash day. That's when you use Red Cross Bag Blue. Clothes winter than snow. All grocers. Adv.
Williams news., 1914-08-06
DOMINO PUZZLE IS CLEVER
Directions Given for Performing Trick That Will Be Quite Aston
 ishinq to Any Person.

A trick which is very astonishing the first time person sees. it is to take fifteen dominoes of any size you
 please, except that one must be the
Williams news., 1914-08-06
AUTO SALVAGE COMPANY
EARN AN EASY DOLLAR Rss Tss, 5aiaEsao asSi as4a

A street car runs twice as fast when you are trying to catch it as it does after you have caught 1t.
Williams news., 1914-08-06
Both Imposed Unon

Both Imposed Upon. Deserted Wife Ceiling grocer her troubles)-And trusted him so. Grocer-Confound itl So did I.
Williams news., 1914-08-06
Ills Wish,

She (during the QuarreD- only married you to spite Fred Johnson.
 He (ruefully)-I wish to heaven you'd married Fred, Johnson to spite me.
Williams news., 1914-08-06

double-six, and lay three of them one above the other, then stand the double six on them and put the remaining eleven in circle.
 Now tell any person to think of a lumber from five to fifteen and while you are out of the room to count the number thought of from the bottom Step, through the doqble-six and up
Williams news., 1914-08-06

LADIES CAN WEAR SHOES
 One size smaller after using Aliens Foot Ease, the Antiseptio powder to be shaken into the shoes. It makes tight or now shoes feel easy Just the thing for dancing. Retuss sIbstftutes. For FRBH trial package, address Allen 8. Olmstsd, LeRoy, N. r.
Williams news., 1914-08-06

Only fool man would think of judging woman's cooking by the apologies she makes for 1t
Williams news., 1914-08-06

However, a girl never breaks into the spinster class until she gets angry when called one.
Williams news., 1914-08-06

Somehow the man who attends strictly to his own business never ao quires a reputation as an entertaining conyersatfbnalist
Williams news., 1914-08-06

A woman loves man in proportion to his ability to make her angry.
Williams news., 1914-08-06

YOUR OWN DRUGGIST WILL TELL YOU Try Try Murine Eye R Remedy y for Red, Veal, Wstey just Eye Comfort Write for Book of the Rye by mail Free. Murine Eye Remedy Co.,, Chicago.
Williams news., 1914-08-06
That's Settled,

Robbie (who has been sent over for the fifth time to find out how Mrs. Brown is)-An right, ma; she's dead.
Williams news., 1914-08-06
No Relief.

Did you send away that flltem- pered, growing dog to the pound?"
 "Yes. but 1t doesn't help things much. can't send my husband there, too"
Williams news., 1914-08-06

Red Gross Bag Blue, much better, goes further than liquid blue. Get from any grocer. Adv.
Williams news., 1914-08-06
NOT
 STAND ON FEET
Mrs. Baker So Weal-Could Not Do Her Work-Found {
 Relief In Novel Way.
Adrian, Mich. -" suffered terriblN with female weakness and backache and

got SO weak that 2 could hardly do my work. Wh en 1 washed my dishes q had to sit down and
 when I would sweep
 the floor I would get 60 weak that would have to get Q drinls
 every few minrltss,I and before I did my dusting Iwould have to lie down. l got
Williams news., 1914-08-06
Rotation of rooIs.

Rotation of Tools. Your garden will be late." I'm afraid so; but you sec the BYadleys are still using Folsom's spade and hoe."-Boston Transcript
Albuquerque morning journal. [volume] (Albuquerque, N.M.) 1903-1926, 1914-09-01
t,hamberlain's Collie. Cholera ana
Djarrhoea Remedy.

n advised the boys When they GU
,isted for the Spanish war to take
Chamberlain's collie, Cholera ane
y,iarrboea Remedy with them. and
have received many thanks for tht
adr,ca piven.n writes J. Fl. Hough'
land Eldon. Iowa. NO person
whether travelling or at home shoule
he without this great remedy. fo'
sale BY all dealers.
Albuquerque morning journal. [volume] (Albuquerque, N.M.) 1903-1926, 1914-09-01
STOP SUFFERING FROM
ASTHMA OR HAY FEVER

II Asthmador does not instantly
relieve the very worst attacks OIL
Asthma, Broncial Asthma ana the
Asthma. Bronchial Asthma and the
Hay Fever your money will be re-
turned, is the terms upon when
Butts, Inc, announce they are sell
ing DR.. Rudolph schiffmanns Astn-
mador and Asthmador Cigarettes. NO
matter how inveterate or obstinate
your case, or how often or violent
the attacks. Asthmador will instantly
relieve you. usually in ten SECONDS
but always within fifteen minutes.
These Druggists have been autho-
rized by the Doctor to sell every pack
age of his Asthmador on guarantee
to return the money in every single
case where it does not give instanta-
neous relief. or Is not found the very
best remedy ever used. You will be
the sole judge yourself and under
this positive guarantee by Butts,
Inc. absolutely no risk is run in buy
ing this remedy.
Persons living elsewhere will be
supplied under the same guarantee
by their local druggist or direct by
Dr. r. Schiffmann. st. Paul, MINI.
Albuquerque morning journal. [volume] (Albuquerque, N.M.) 1903-1926, 1914-09-01
BELG|ANS WILL
MAKE PROTEST
TO AMERICANS
Commission Arrives in London
en- Route 10 United States 10
Explain Grievance Against
Germany,

ies sossre Jousssl srsc,sl lssesp w,.sl
London. sept. I u;50 n. m.)--rhe
Belgian commission. which w on ~
way to the United states 10 protest
against alleged German atrocities In
the war xonc. arrived IN London to-
night from Antwerp. coming on a
special train from Folkestone. Count
DcLechtcrvcldc. son OF the former
Belgian minister at Washington, ac-
companied the commission as secre-
tnry.
The Belgian minister OF Justice. Car
ton DeWiart, chairman Of the COM
mission. has arranged conference
With Sir Edward Grey. the British
foreign secretary. for tomorrow. after
which an official statement will be
made regarding the belgian griev-
anccs.
One OF the chief grounds of the
protest TO Washington IN the aIcga-
tlou that the Germans are capturing
Bclglans and carrying them to Ger
many In bondage to do manual labor.
The destruction OF T.ouvain is regard :
ed by the commission as wholly I'M
warranted.
The commission expects to leave for
Washington within a few days
Albuquerque morning journal. [volume] (Albuquerque, N.M.) 1903-1926, 1914-09-01
Local and Personal

j. 5. Vaught. attorney. OF Demng
is in the city on legal business.
County Clerk A. u. Walker yester-
day issued license to marry Ia
Charles Norris and Anna Eckert, both
of Albuquerque.
Requiem mass for the rcpost Of the
soul of Pope Plus X will be cele-
brated Friday morning at the Church
of the immaculate Conception.
A meeting of the Moose Is to be
held tonight in the lodge rooms. All
members are urged to be present as
business Of Importance is to be con
sidered.
The home of Mrs. Ida May Barnes,
4f9 West Copper avenue. was slightly
damaged by fire yesterday morning.
The blaze was started by gasoline
stove. The fire department extin-
guished the fire.
Miss Mary Costello. of New York,
arrived here yesterday to visit her
sister, Miss Eta Costello. chief stem
osrapher at the Albuquerque Gas.
Electric Light & Power company.
Miss Costello will teach school here
this year.
The linen shower for the benefit
of st. Anthony's orphanage. which is
to be given at the orphanage Thurs
day afternoon from 2 to o'clock,
is attracting wide attention and bids
fair to be literally patronIzed by the
public.
A man named Cordova leaped
from Santa Fe train No. 9l5 be-
tween San Marcial and Engle Sun
day while It was travelling at thirty
miles an hour and was seriously in
jured. The train was stopped and he
was taken to San Marcial and placed
under medical care.
A. w. Wilhoyte, principal of the
business department of the Albuquer-
que Business college arrived here
last night from Bowling Green. Ky.
Albuquerque morning journal. [volume] (Albuquerque, N.M.) 1903-1926, 1914-09-01

II YOU are ever troubled with aches.
pains or soreness Of the muscles, you
VIII appreciate the good qualities of
Chamberlain's Liniment Many suf-
lerers from rheumatism and seiatica
have used 1t with the best results. 1t
Is especially valuable for iumbago
and lame back. For sale by all deal
Albuquerque morning journal. [volume] (Albuquerque, N.M.) 1903-1926, 1914-09-01
DUCK SEASON WILL
OPEN AT NOON TODAY,
is CLANCY'S OPINION

The duck season will open at noon
today
Attorney Frank w. Clancy. of Santa
Fe.gav this opinion yesterday upon
the inquiry Of Raymond Stamm. sec
rotary of the Rio Grande Gun club.
over the long distance telephone. Mr..
Clancy said he had examined all au-
thorities he had upon this sumjeet, al
though hastily. and had reached the
that the season will open
at noon today.
The federal regulation fixing Octo-
Der / as the opening date does not
become effective until October ! OF
this year and hence does not apply
now. Mr.. Stamm pointed out. Deputy
Game Warden Tony Ortiz in view OF
Mr. Clancy's opinion also has accepted
this Interpretation and will not modest
hunters who begin shooting today
From thirty to forty hunters, prac-
tically the full membership Of the Rio
Grande Gu.i club. will be in their
blinds at noon today. It was said last
might The club decided 10 accept
1.-THE attorney generals opinion.
Albuquerque morning journal. [volume] (Albuquerque, N.M.) 1903-1926, 1914-09-01
NATIONAL GUARDS
RIFLE RANGE TO BE
READY WITHIN WEEK

The repair of the national guard
rifle range south of the city was be-
gun yesterday under the supervision
Of Sergeant ID ,iis Bur-, o. the
United States army. The work will be
completed by Sunday provided ma
terial arrives here from Santa Fe
and the national guard companies and
the Rio Grande Rifle club Will begin
practice.
Sliding targets will be set up, and
shooting up to 500 yards will be pos
sible. Field firing" also viii be pos
sibIe on the range by mancuvering
riflemen. The target pit Is to he low
cred to depth of ten feet The pit
heretofore has been SO shallow as to
be dangerous to the men operating
the targets. Sergeant Burns found
that high power rifle bullets had
penetrated the sliding irons.
Albuquerque morning journal. [volume] (Albuquerque, N.M.) 1903-1926, 1914-09-01
CHAIRMAN N RAE
CALLS MEETING
OF COMMITTEE
Democrats of County TO Hold
Primaries for Convention to
Nominate Candidates for
Legislature,

Chairman Louis A. McRae. OF the
democratic county central committee,
has called a meeting of the commit
tee for next Friday evening for the
purpose OF fixing a date for primaries
for the election of delegates to coun-
ty convention which will nominate
candidates of the party for the state
some three weeks ago to name dele
gates to the state convention declined
to take action on this matter. as II
was the view of number of the
leaders that ii was without authorits
to do so. and the nomination Of legis-
lative candidates was left for another
convention to be called specially for
that purpose.
The call for the meeting of the CEN
trail committee is as follows:
A meeting of the democratic eoun-
ty committee OF Bernalillo county
will be held Friday evening at 3
O'Clock at the office OF Justice W. w.
Mcclellan. 121 North Third street,
albuquerque. for the purpose Of call
ing primaries for the election of dele
gates to county convention, time to
be fixed at said meeting, for the pur-
pose of nominating three members OF
the legislature and such other bust
ness as may be brought before the
committee.
All democrats who have the well
fare of the party at interest are cor
daily invited to attend advise and
take part in the proceedings.
BY order of
IL. A. McRAE, Chairman,
wv. w. MCCLELLAN, Secretary"
Albuquerque morning journal. [volume] (Albuquerque, N.M.) 1903-1926, 1914-09-01
DRINK GREATEST
DETR|MENT TO
WORKING CLASS
Contractor Who Deals With
Large Bodies Of UnSklIled
Men So States TO Industrial
Commission.

NorNtHu JOURNAL trtttht tt$asu Ni"tf
san Francisco. Aug. si.--prlnk Is
the agent which most frequently
brings the American laborcr 10 a stage
where he must accept casual employ
ment. r. :. Edlnger. a contractor who
deals with large bodies Of unslsilicd
workers. testified today before the
federal industrial relations commits
sion. His assertion came In connec-
tlon with statement that he prefer
red not 10 employ unskilled American
workmen.
I'VE do not employ native horn Am
orleans when we can do otherwise. y
he said. "The reason for this Ia an
efficient American workman usually
can get steady position. The class
OF Americans who have to take our
work generally Is the kind we do not
want The cause OF this lncfflclency
most often ~ drink
The Mexican laborer. added the wit.
ness, was the best man with whom "a
trust team In such lines as grading
work,
What Ia the minimum amount re-
CURED for actual living expenses was
question that caused much discus.
sion by different Witnesses today. MIR
Edinger said his firm found II i'm
possible to meet expenses In boarding
employees at $3.50 week. +. N. An.
DREAM. member OF The Italian con.
sulate. testified that good board an,
room could be obtained here for 81 ,
week. w. 8. Wollner. of the North
western Pacific railway, said man,
seasonal workers wlntcrcd here OF
forty cents day.
Albuquerque morning journal. [volume] (Albuquerque, N.M.) 1903-1926, 1914-09-01
10000 VETERANS ARE
EXPECTED IN DETROIT

Detroit. Mich, Aug 1i.--More
than 10000 Grand Army veterans
had arrived here up to tonight for
the official opening of the forty
eighth national encampment More
than 10000 are expected. Nearly
every state In the union was repre-.
scented at the meetings today.
Albuquerque morning journal. [volume] (Albuquerque, N.M.) 1903-1926, 1914-09-01
NEW PRINCIPAL OF
BUSINESS DEPARTMENT
OF A. B. C. is HERE

A. W. Wilhoyte. who will succeed
c. M. Drake as principal Of the BUSH
ness department of the albuquerque
Business College. arrived here last
night from Bowling Green, ky. Mr.
Wilhoyte has broad education, hay
ing the degrees of A. b., II. s and Il,
c. s. He has been a teacher FOR
more than seven years. Five years OF
Albuquerque morning journal. [volume] (Albuquerque, N.M.) 1903-1926, 1914-09-01

this time he was connected win the
faculty of the Bowling Green, ky.
Business university.
Mr., Wilhoytes experience, MONEY!
err, has not been confined to the class.
room. He has had several years OF
business experience, was auditor ioi
a big manufacturing establishment
and has done public auditins'
Albuquerque morning journal. [volume] (Albuquerque, N.M.) 1903-1926, 1914-09-01

wansed--clean. cotton rags AZ the Jour
nal office,
Albuquerque morning journal. [volume] (Albuquerque, N.M.) 1903-1926, 1914-09-01

"My attention was first called to
chambcrlain's Collie. Cholera aad
Dtalrhuca Remedy AZ much az twelve
years ago. At that time ! was seri-
ously III with summer complaint.
One desc Of this remedy checked tho
trouble" writes Mrs. G. W. Florence.
Rockneld, Ind. For sale by all deal
erE
Albuquerque morning journal. [volume] (Albuquerque, N.M.) 1903-1926, 1914-09-01

Santa Fe, Aug. Ex-Governor NC
Donald this forenoon appointed w.
Il. Hickey, Arthur c. Culver Aipu-
aueraue: G. p. Downes, Carrizozo;
Title G. Hughes, Stanley .. ~ iio,-
try. Fierro; Il. v Ware, state eo'-
lege. notaries public
Albuquerque morning journal. [volume] (Albuquerque, N.M.) 1903-1926, 1914-09-01

Santa Re. Aug s1.--Judge e. @
Abbott this forenoon granted final
decree in the divorce case Of Mrs.
Robert Beveridge Of Madrid, south
ern Santa Re county VS.. Robert Bcv-
eridge, the cause being abandonment
South Bend news-times. (South Bend, Ind.) 1913-1938, 1914-04-09

rheumatism: and makes the kidneys
filter and sift out all the poisonous
waste matter from the blood and
drive II out Of the system.
Ii matters not how old you are or
how long YOU have suffered. Croxone
is so prepared that IL is practically
impossible 10 take IL into the human
system without results. You will find
il different from all othSr remedies
There is nothing else on earth like
il. III starts TO work Immediately and
more than a few doses are seldom
required TO relieve even the most
chronic, obstinate cases
IL is the most wonderful remedy
ever made for restoring the lifeless
organs 10 health and strength and
Kidding the system OF every particle
OF uric acid, and you can take il with
the utmost confidence that nothing
on earth Will SO quickly cure such
conditions.
You can obtain an original package
% CroXone at trifing cost from any
iirst-class druggist. All druggists are
authorized TO personally return the
pnrchase price IL Croxone should fail
in "a single case
South Bend news-times. (South Bend, Ind.) 1913-1938, 1914-04-09
NINETEEN ABOVE is
HIT DURING MIGHT
Regular Winter Weather Visits City
Although Calendar Says
Spring is Here.

The mercury did not manage to get
above the freezing point yesterday,
30 degrees being the highest point re-
corded by Weather Observer Henry
Swain. The minimum for the day
was 20. which was registered at .
o'clock in the morning.
Although the sun came out bright
in the afternoon. it did not do much
toward warming the atmosphere ow-
ing to the high wind that swept tE.S
part of the country. The wind
brought a light snowfall early in the
evening Wednesday. and brought the
thermometer down To 10 degrees.
However, early Thursday morning it
rallied and climbed 10 -.
Fair weather with slight mOdera-
ton in temperature is the prediction
for today. >sEEl
South Bend news-times. (South Bend, Ind.) 1913-1938, 1914-04-09
EXTRA FLAG BLANKET FREE
THIS WEEK.

Every smoker who purchases a
package Of Cairo cigarettes during the
next few days will receive an extra
flag blanket, free, in addition to the
one which is always packed with
Cairo. Each flag shows the colors Of
some nation and. being S Ia inches
long by 1-2 inches wide, is not only
instructive but decorative and Hrtis-
tic. These large size blankets are
especially useful in making up fancy
pillow covers, den ornaments and the
like.
Cairo is one Of the most popular
and fastest selling cigarettes on the
local market. Dealers say that smok-
ers are surprised, when they try
Cairo, TO discover such mildness and
fragrance in a cigarette selling for sc.
Although Cairo is one of the Ameri-
can Tobacco Company's newer brands,
it is already at the top Of it's class.
South Bend news-times. (South Bend, Ind.) 1913-1938, 1914-04-09
ALL LOCAL CHARITY
ORDERS MAY COMBINE
Chamber of Commerce and
Business Men to Be Asked to
Express Opinion on Question.
Two Favor Plan.

A movement is going forward for
the amalgamation of all the city char
tiles. Already the Visiting Nurse as
ISOLATION and the Chndrens Dispen-
sary association have taken action
certifying their Willingness 10 join the
federation when the plan ultimately
carries.
Centralized and strictly business
management of all the charitable or
CARNATIONS with a view to eliminating
the manifold demand upon the public
FOR support would be the aim OF the
federation.
The movement originated among
the heads of several organizations
who have studied and obser. ed the
workings OF the plan in other cities.
They have studied il with local condl-
tions in mind and are convinced that II
properly handled il would be a great
success in South Bend. The interest
of the Chamber OF Commerce and or
inc business men of the city IS 10 be
enlisted and if the present plans carry.
the ultimate proposition u the various
charitable organizations and the ap-
peal for public cooperation and sup
port will come from the Chamber OF
Commerce or some other organization
of business men.
An officer from the Cleveland fed
Grafton which works under the pro-
posed plan was III the city recently
to confer with local heads of chart
ties. and volunteered any aid which
the Cleveland offices might give. The
general secretary of the Cleveland
federation may be invited to the city
10 present the plan 10 the public II the
preliminary efforts of those interested
in the movement are successful
Under the new arrangement the IL
uancial support Of the public would be
enlisted for but one organization
whereas now numerous demands are
made upon 81 lt would also prevent
duplication Of service which is bound
To occur more or less where many or
ganizations are engaged in similar
work in the same field without a
common administrator.
According to its president. Mrs. ID.
w. J.. Weeks, the board Of trustees OF
the Visiting Nurse association have
81 oted unanimously in favor OF the pro-
posed plan The Dispeusary aSsocia-
ton has also taken action favoring II.
These two organizations with the As
sociated Charities would probably be
the first affected. Just how much
further the plan would bc carried has
not vet been stated.
South Bend news-times. (South Bend, Ind.) 1913-1938, 1914-04-09
MANY FAMILIES WILL
GO WITHOUT A PIANO
Saving For a Home" Won't be Ex-
cuse Any More For the
Cigaret Smoker.

NEW YORK, April 9-Important
tobacco interests declared Wednesday
that the big tobacco companies in
tended TO abolish the practice of Civ
ing away cash and coupons with to-
bacco. thus saving about $12, GOO, 600
annually.
The doing away with the coupons
is in line with the legislation at
Washington calling for the abolition
Of the system of giving coupons with
tobacco
The Z. Lorillard company, it was
learned Wednesday, distributes be-
tween $2,O0O,000 and 100000 a
year in coupons; the American To-
bacco Co. $5,5OO,OOO, and the Liggett
& Meyers 100000.
Tobacco interests declare all this
money Will be reflected in net earn
ings thus accounting for the reports
of increased dividends and recent ad-
vances in tobacco shares.
South Bend news-times. (South Bend, Ind.) 1913-1938, 1914-04-09
Drives Rheumatic Pains Away
Relieves Backache and Blad
der Disorders After a
Few Doses Are
Taken.

Sleep disturbing bladder weak
nesses. backache, rheumatism, ana
the many other kindred ailments
which SO commonly come with de-
ciining years. need no longer be a
source OF dread and misery 20 those
who are past the middle age OF life.
The new discovery. CroXOne, over
comes all such disorders because IL
removes the very cause OF the trouble.
Il soaks right into the kidneys.
through the walls and Innings: cleans
out the little fltering glands and
cells. and gives the kidneys new
strength 10 do their work properly.
II neutralizes and dissolves the poi
sOnous uric acid substances that lodge
IN the joints and muscles, causing