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Plays Big Part in
TouchdOWns BY
Vale Varsity.
,pyARD TEAM GETS
LONG, HARD DRILL
..,oD Tries TlbbOtt at Quar-
4, a Effort to Find a
ooOa Field General
- 10 - Tribane.l

~ 1QletfePH "
n,s,p Sept. 29,--ln q savage
seute scrimmage between the
81 sseond teams 81 Yale Field
81, ssn the varsity scored two
THO FIRST cnme when Car
Z. was showed ever from the
IT, after brillisnt run oy
-. had placed the hTst team
q .,,iking distance. lie Gore
sceond touchdown, sprtntinG
$500 midfeld, following his
.s1d team was held for downs
o0.Vard line, where PUN.
1900 drop kick for goal.
80 has been promoted from
,,E 70 the second team, played
sFeptive game at halfbaCk for
r5 team. BE got away from
,S,sv. ends several times and wac
~ went in at guard, taking
- q Cakes on the hrst team,
~ caches paid lot Of attention
eiing his defensive play. Car
-, vsSf's regular, replaced Hlg-
S.T I'll one end on the trsly
~. Eblttlesey was shifted from end
..eIS an the second team.
5hert scrimmage with the third
~ varsity scored when Knowles
p AIMED over for q touchdown
Ssngigtent gains from midteld.
". ssrimmaging was followed by q
- dVnal practice and q kicking
q Which Hal PumpellS scored
sl,stly on long drop kicks, There
y. 10 hours Of light practice on
4 re ID the morning, most Of the
- S'ing signal drill in preparation
y "A University Of Virginia game on
Srisy.
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QUAKERS GET A SHOCK
Eleven Football Men Dropped
from Training Table.
TBy Telegraph to The Tribune.

Phiiadelphia, Sept. 29.-Because their
work had not been up to the standard,
George Brooke dropped eleven men
from the Pennsylvania varsity train
ing table to-day. This reduced the
squad TO eighteen men. When the
eleven men were informed Of this &C.
ton they we're told that just as soon
AZ thew showed q return to some kind
of form they would be put back on
the table.
Among the men dropped were Irwin,
who started at quarterback on Satur::
day; Borie, substitute centre, and
Tucker, a hslfback.. Brooke informed
some OF the other men that they were
on the ragged edge1and would have to
improve If they held their places. HIS
plan is to make a seat around the
training table an honor to be sought
otter.
The cut in the squad had sslutary
effect on the team In the daily scrin1-
mage, for within fifteen minutes after
the varsity kicked of against the
pcrub the regulars scored three touch
downs, A.,
Two of the scores were made by Mer::
rill, who kept up his splendid work OF
running the team.
The third touchdown was made by
Avery, who took a short forward pass
from Irwin, who had replaced Merrlii
at quarter and ran forty yards.
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Racing Results at
HaYre de Grace

First race-Lohengrin, 10 . and 70 TO-
first. Be . to ] a place. second; Roger COR
don. third Time 1913 20.
second race-Leumas, 70 g. TO en1
o,,i frat; Pons Asluorum. "a even anG
TO ,, second; frog. 20, and ! to 2 tE ii
1Jnne l:O7 (-5 Rapacious and Ring MaFshalI
siso ran, Elberfeldy lost rider.
~' Third race-sr Edgar IL TO s aud to- to ::
erst' Or. Larr!ck s 10 ] place, teconu'
a.r.snat thIfd. Time, 100 4-b.
FoSIIS race-Amalh, - TO 10 aud ! TO 3
ar,t, Ambrose, to l 4 place. 5ecopd' Alah-
ssssb third. Time. la
Fifth race-King Box. 4 to ! and 70 !.
srst: SepulvedH, 2 TO ! u place secouu'
Istieyv third Time. l:I5 A.. =
sixth race--Protector. ld tsGluttlnseD' ~
- ~ To 2 and I to T. iirst; Key Mar. ~.
tTwalker. 70 / 70 and l to 8 10 ';o0 ana
No a,S ,htT5 rhine. / :ol is. ArcturuS, Magic
f HsT Rock. Our John, Miss Francis and SEN
timent also ran. ,.o l,,,r.,,os.r.e, Is
N I to and to /. rrst; Phyllis Antoip-
cite, ioI (colNinsl. 10 70 aho |,TrS
second; Lady Grant Us tstewarp' tnlrS'
Time. l:lL Or. pnugheru i Alslo r.! ha Csy,
Sbiiton Souaw, Faithful, Sonny Boy Seh-
neck ard Hypatia also ran.
New-York tribune. [volume] (New York [N.Y.]) 1866-1924, 1914-09-30
ARMY.NAVY CANE
AGAIN IN DOUBT
Athletic Associations of the Two
Academies Fail to Agree on
Football Question.
[From "a Trlhune Rursau.l

Washington, Sept. 29.-As q result OF
a deadlock between the athletic asso-
Citations at West Point and Annapolis
over the question Of where the foot
ball game should be played this year
there is grave doubt as to whether the
Army and Navy eleVens will clash this
fall.
Secretaries Garrison and Daniels
agreed that it would be q fair plan
for the two associations to enter into
ten-year agreement whereby one
academy would pick the place for hold
ing the game one year and the other
the next, but because it was found
that it was impossible to play the
game in Washington this year the
Navy would not consent.
The officials Of the Navy association
are sverse to taking the chance Of
having the game played in New York
every other year for ten years.
Because of the wrangle Secretary
Garrison is in favor of abandoning the
game for this year, although Secretary
Daniels still hopes an agreement will
be reached.
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OCTOBER
TRANsPACFIC MAILS.
ARRIVED.

Steamers Malinche tBr), Tampico Aug 80,
Laguna Sept g. Guantanamo 10 ana AntiHa
al. 10 Hasler Bros, with mdse. Bar, 10 p N,
Sept IS.
Prins Fredsrik Hendrix Dutch. Amstsr-
dam Aug ~ Funchal q Paramartbo Sept J.
TemeraTa 4, Trinidad T. Carupano s, Cumana
and Guanta g. Laguayra 10. Porto Cabello
II, Curacao Is, Jacmel II, Aux Cages IL.
Jeremle 10, Port-au-Prince 90 bnTagoaue
and 81 Marc e. Gonaives 20 and Cape Hay
tien 20. TO the Royal Dutch West india Nail
with 10 passengers, malls ana mdse Bar
a m. - a..
CITY Of Columbus, Savannah Sept 80. 70
the ocean IS Co, with passengers and uldue.
Quarantine, 1875 u m
Cbippewa, Brunswick Sept g. 10 the NAL
lory SIS Co, with passengers and mdse.
Quarantine, e:S5 q N.
Princess Anne Newport News and Norfolk,
20 the Old Dominion 81 Co, with passengers
and Tndse Quarantine, $3.50 p N.
Saratoga, Havana Sept 20, 70 the New
York and Cuba Mail IS Co, With LOT passen-
Esrs mails and mdse Bar. :it p N.
Arapahoe. Jacksonville Sept rs and
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tbaU Camps Lipely
NTH Plenty of Work

played half way through the scrim.
mage, In Trpmbull's case Il was
simply q question OF not over4orking
the veteran player,
The new combination worked we'll,
but on attack rushed the bali for only
one touchdown against the scrub,
which was reinforced by BlRgden and
Hitchcock, two OF the coaches.
Briekley made one touchdown on
lire plays and scored another after re-
covering q fumbled kick. The third
varsity score was made on q forward
pass from MRhen 70 HRrdwiek, 3 90
yard gain resulting.
The players fought over every inen
Of the held, and altogether Il was real
midsesson drive The varsity worked
on some new formations before the
sctimmsge, but did not put them on IN
the play.
The work now is directed on build
ing up the rush line, Whitney, one Of
the best kickers on the squad last fall
was taken up to the varsity from tho
scrub this afternoon.
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STEAMERS AT FOREIGN PORTS.
ARRIVED

Genoa, Sept 9S--Verona (Ital), Philadelphia
and New York via Naples
Buenos Ayres. Sept 27-Vandyck (Br), New
York via Rio de Janeiro, etc.
Liverpool Sept 20. $50 a m-LuBitRniR
(Br), New York Finland, New York.
Laroaue, Sept 22-Luciline (Br), New York
for Bordeaux.
London, Sep 2s-Tagus tBr), New York via
Kingston, etc, for Southampton.
SAILED.
Montevidso, Sept 28-Highland Laird tBr),
New York.
New York
Las PaImas, Sept a7-InEanta Isabel Cspan)
(from Barcelona), New York.
Lisbon, Sept 24-Triton (Dutch), New YORK;
PASSED.
Gibraltar, Sept 2s-Ancona (Ital), Phlladel-
phia aud New York for Naples.
Eastnet sept 2S-Foreric (Br). New York
for Queenstown.
Prawls Point, Sept s9--IrOQuOis (Br), New
York for London.
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Hard Drive for Harvard.
Nv Tsle9raph TO The Tribune, ]

by Telegraph 70 The Tribune
Cambridge, Mass, Sept 29.-ln the
,,.i.v ssFimmage of the year the
aTad varsity football team was
~ against twice by the scrub TO-
Hshsn and Briekley failed to H.
el torwsrd pass, and this, fol-
~ b. 3 line play, scored a touch
- Later Temple, one Of the scrub
Efels men, dropped q goal from the
Essfe line.
~ thst tue regulars simply tore
- up. There was 8 shift in the
n line to-day, r. Curtis, q sub
f.s foiag IN at left tackle in Nor
I'll place and Sweetser replacing
hnh9ll after the last named had
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Cornell on New Field.
ERy telegraph 20 The Tribune. ]


Ithaca, N. Y, Sept. 29.-The Cornell
football squad worked on Alumni Field
this afternoon. Percy Field has been
abandoned for the better facilities Af-
forded by the Sehoolkopf Memorial
Training House,
Captain 0'Hesrp followed the prac-
tice, but his leg rtill compels him to
travel on crutches. After an hour and
q half Of preliminary drill the varsity
lined up against the scrub, and in nine
downs Taber pushed through for 3
touchdown.
Lautz substituted for o'Heam at
right, with Shelton as his partner.
Jameson and Jewett were the tackles
and Anderson and Snyder guards, with
Brown at centre. The backs were
Taber, Collyer, Hill and Barrett. Phil
lipi, who has been Iimping for some
time, was in the signal drill for the
first time.
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HELP WANTED.
Male
MEN Wits patentGble ideas write RanGefph .
Co. Patent Solicitors Waahington. D C.

Eastern Pennsylvania. New jersey. OeA-
ware. Maryland. tho District OF CoiumniA'
Western Pennsylvania and WesteTn View
York, fair to-day and Tomorrow.
Northern New England, cloudy to-day; To-
morrow fair. o-..
Virginia, cloudy to-day end tomorrow
probably showers In south tomorrow.
LncaI Official RecOrd.--The following ON
ciaI record from the Weather Bureau SAo"s
the changes In the temperature for the last
twenty-four hours In comparison WITH the
corresponding date Of last year:
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Manhasset Bay Races on.

The races for high speed motor boats
and others schedule ed to begin At MAE;
hSsset Bay to-day continuing until
Saturday, were officially declared on
Yesterday, according to one OF the Oh
fcials.
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Lehigh 20 Face Indians.
~. r.t,cre,,K, "a rrbo rrgthune I

South Bethlehem, PENN Sept, 29.--
With the Carlisle Indian game on Sat
urdsy staring him in the face and with
many serious problems TO solve before
well balanced team is developed,
Ready, the Lehigh coach, took up the
task to-day with grim determination.
He had q setback at the start, when
HoBan, the star hslfbAck, was slightly
injured In a rush and will be out Of the
game for few days. The line re-
ceived considerable attention, rs did
several new plays,
Scruggs was moved back to centre
from right tackle and kirkpatrick was
put in at left end. Halsted, Delaney
and Richards are sll showing improve.
ment on the line, and in the baekfield
CahilI did brilliant work to-day, espe-
cially on the defence.
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BOYS AND GIRLSl
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z You bet it would
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West Point, N. Y, Sept. 2e,---CHptaih
Ernest Graves, who coached the line
candidates for the Army football team
in past years, arrived here to-day and
toined tho West Point coaching stan.
he will remain until the close Of the
football senEon.
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ANNA BRADFORD
PAGES FAST HEAT
Sets New Record for g.
Year-Olds at Grand
Circuit Meeting.

Columbus, Ohio, Sept. 29.--Anna
Bradford lowered the three-year.old
pacing record TO 2i00% In winning the
second and final heat Of the American
Horsebreeders' Futurity at the Grand
Circuit meeting here to-day. A week
ago she put the mark at 2:01h.
The black flly raced far In front,
winning the first heat In slow time.
There was no wind to act as q barrier
during the second heat, In which the
time by quarters was as follows:
0;30h, 1i00k, 1880, 2:00&.
Earlier In the afternoon Lord Dewey
failed hi M attempt to lower his rec.
ord of 2:03H. He trotted the first half
In 69% seconds, and was at the three
quarters In 1880. The trip through the
stretch was so firing that a mile In
2:04A resulted.
Peter Stevens, the prohibitive favor
lite in the Arch City Pacing Stakes,
equallsd his record of 2:02h when
driven out In the third heat. He, like
Lord Dewey, faltered in the stretch.
He paced the first half in 1;00h and
the three-quarters In 1880.
William and Direetum | will meet in
a stallion championship pacing match
tomorrow.
II was announced to-day that the sus-
pension of the Philadelphia-owned
PAGER, Il. H. Brett, has been lifted, but
that the ban on N. Grady, the driver,
will remain for the remainder Of the
season.
The summaries follow;
ARCH CITY sTAKEs-PACING-2:i6 CLASS
THREE IN FtVE-PURSB. 5000.
Peter Stevens. b. h.. by Peter the
Great tGarrisonl ..;.....'''........'..' !
Camelia. br IN. Coz).'.,,,..::..,y.:"., Q
King Couchmsn, br. 6. McAahcn-
CoK) ....":..............;. .......'......' 3
Irene Beau, b. IN; lMurphy) .;.:.:...'....4 4 4
Time. s:0JiG. z:03 2:02il.
TRoTTING--saS CLAss-THRED IN FIVE
PURSE, 81, 800
Rythmsl. BLK. IT,, BY rhythmic (shan6 l
Parcline b. g. McCarthy). 2 :
Willow Mack. b. y. Grown. ....,...... 4 4
Tommy de Forrest, br. &. Cosborn)....3 3 3
The 'TemptIesB b. IN. Ciuphy)....,... g g
King Anbit, br. h. gamlsOnl ..."...... So
Lusitania, blk NJ Aiaryin),.........., 7
Abdella watts, b. IN. (McDeyitO....... 6
Davis DILLON CHI h Ciagersj ...........lo 10 10
Sylvia, b. N. HedriclI). .................n dis
Marvellous Sheet. ch NJ u5rskine). ...ds
Time, 2:oSi5. 2:o7k, ?:oSit.
PACING-@l3 CLASs-THREE IN FIVE
PURSE. 1890.
The Assessor, CHI. h., by walter d.
Dingols. ch b., By The Expedition
(MOnahaub ACKNOWLEDGEMENTS. :
Flash Pattern, blk. h. Pitman-C.
ASto ,: zoTSTo b h. GccmIs;.
T. c. s.. b. g. Murphy). 3 3
Igow sor b. (Stokes) .......,..,..... I 4 I
-" christian h. CNr"kols)...... Z
wikie Elder. blk. h. QIedriek.... 5 6
Anna Hal. b m (Rodneyl. ....,...,.9 3
Time. c:oJis. 2:oOis 2:o6it. 2:o7.
AMERICAN HORSEBREEDERS FUTUR-
ITY-THREE-Y EAR-OLD PACERS-TWO
IN THREE-PUR6E. 5000.
Anna Bradford. blk T.. by Todd Mac
Murphy ACKNOWLEDGEMENTS - l
SduantuIn. b. g. CMcDonald). ..."........ 2
Robert Frisco, br. &. wright. ..,.....". J
Prince Joila. 3D. c. fHedrlcD.
The Whip, b. @. CdcMahoul 3
Time. 2:O9a. 2:o0&.
TROTTING-TO BEAT 2:o3E.
Lord Dewey, b. h.. by Admiral Dewey
Snedecker) ACKNOWLEDGEMENTS. .,.Dost
Time, 2.O4it.
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Vessels Arriving at and Depart
ing from Port of New York.
Tuesday, September 29.

MINIATURE ALMANAC. 90.
Sunrise, 5:55: sunset, 5:44; moon SETS wv
moons age II.
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Mails Vessel
y.s,sI For Lima Gloss. BallA
.,'..,a1i, TyrcoI Cunard 100 q m
New York, l. pool. AM. $3.50 ! n 100 N
Maracaibo, Curacao. Red D $50 m i2oo IN
Saa,a Marta Colon. u Y Co 9:3O IN 1900 N
sSaiL.TroIe TI,rSs Td. Ciydel2:0O m 800 IN
drIaIJc tJvsrnool VIII S 1900 m
Alamo, Ci'veston. Mallory. - l;O m
THURSDAY. OCTOBER /.
rSr.rza Bav. Ward. $50 N 1890 m
a. - ' n,;ca belize, UFCo 0:4O a m 1900 m
m ria Nonteyideo, .12:0Om 800 m
g Iass r. IImon, UFCo t2:3Opm $500 m
~ Columbus, Saw, Sav....- $500 . N
renaboe. J'nyille, Clyde 49, 1900 m
El Dia, Galveston. 8 Pac. $500 p n
FRIDAY. OCTOBER g.
p,r,r,, {, rhonas Que. iI:3Oam 200 m
VIRtlancIa Nassau. Ward 1900 IN $500 m
p f Hendrick Trinidad.
Dutch ,,......''...'... .lz'oO p ia "'"" ~
New-York tribune. [volume] (New York [N.Y.]) 1866-1924, 1914-09-30
Yachting News and Notes.

Lieutenant Commander Clark H.
Woodward, u. S. N, who is executive
officer of the yachting bureau Of the
Panama Pacific international E1posi-
ton, announces that at the request Of
many yacht clubs here and abroad the
International yacht regatta has been
postponed from April, 1915, TO August
and September Of that year.
The races will be: -Four under the
international rule for II, 10, 8 and 8
metre yachts, four uader the universal
rule for Glasses N, p, Q and r and q
race for sonderklasse and schooner
yachts.
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DOMESTIC SITUATIONS WANTED.

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Highest temperature yesterday, VI (at .
p mS lowest, AZ cat 8. MI average, 80;
!, "a for corresponding date last thirty
three years, %.
local FoFeCaat.--Fair to-day: probably
ssir ThuYsday: moderate west winds.
New-York tribune. [volume] (New York [N.Y.]) 1866-1924, 1914-09-30

The next regular meeting Of the
Seawanhaka- COrinthisn Yacht Club will
be held on October ~. Henry D
Wilton, owner Of the schooner yacht
Simitar, has been proposed for Class
A membership in the club.
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TerrapinS Win Last
Z Game with Miners

r Fl. 70.
S. Louis - Q Q Q 0 0 Q 0 0-i 6 /
Ratteries-Suggs and Jackliiseh, Kerr;
Keupper and Chapman.
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Captain. Graves al West Point.

nations werG attempted. The forward
passes which we're tried failed.
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Fnrdl,nm I'D VOL ARain.

The first practice since the George
town game was held by Fordham yes
terday. II consisted principally of 4
fast signal and kicking drill, Captain
Bud Wymard being successful in his
kicks from placement,
Derby and SChwab, who played an
active part in the Georgetown game,
watched the practice from the side
lines.
Great preparations are being made
for the Galiaudet game on Saturday.
A new eight-foot canvas fence, which
is TO surround the football field, ar
rived, and workmen began putting it
up.
Plenty of Work for N. Y. U.
Tom Reilly, coach of the New York
University football team, gave his men
another hard afternoons workout yes
terday on Ohio Field. The varsity
lined up against the Stuyvesant High
School team.
Huntley showed good judgment in
handling his men, who found the VS.
itors easy.
Hagenbloom, who played on the Sec
ond team last year, showed well in his
new position at end. He is likely to
hold the place this season. Waldman,
at left end, also looks like a fixture.
In yesterdays practice few open for
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Barometer Readinss.
lSa.m, 3O4l I p. NJ, ao.S4 ap. N, SOFA
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Forecast fer Special LOoallties.-sOuth
ern New England, Eastern New York
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HIGH WATER.
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TRoTTING-To BEAT 2:o3E.
Lord Dewey, b. h.. by Admiral Dewey
(Snedecker) .".......,,....,......,'...
Time 2:04iG.
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A BATCH OF SMILES

A stumbling old colored man went
down the street leading big dog, with
a. For sale" sign on its collar. A lit
tie girl spied the dog and wanted 1t.
She teased so hard that her mother
finally asked its price.
Two dollahs," said the negro, an
expectant grin dividing his features.
1.-Two dollars!" exclaimed the lady
why, the dog isn't worth that much
I'll give you SO cents"
The negro, drew himself up indig.
/, nantly. Lady" he said, "Ah couldnf
think of II. Why, de fellow All got dis
dawg from gave me dollar to get rid
Of him!"-Everybody's Magazine.
What in the world do you Ameri-
cans do with all the corn you raise in
this great country" asked the English
man. F., ',-. '
"oh, that's easy" said the Yankee
eve eat all we can and can all we
can't
On his return home to England he
said to his friends: Great are these
Americans. Why, don't you know, when
/ asked them what they did with all
the great quantities of corn they raise
in that great land of theirs, they told
me that they ate all of it that they can
eat, and then in all the rest"
Cook & a. M: Please, ma am. the
dog got hold of the steak that was for
breakfast. Shall / so out and get an
other?
Mistress: Is there any news in the
morning paper?
Cook: Yes, indeed. ma'am. Big acct
dents an horrid murders, an bomb ex-
plosiols, an rumors of another war.
Mistress: Very we'll Warm over
something left from supper. and place
the paper by nay husbands plate. -
Puck.
Have you heard about the awful
thing Mr.. Johnson did this morning ?
Several of the neighbors saw him
dragging his wife around in the back
yard by her hair. Don't you think the
authorities ought to do something
about it?"
why should the authorities inter-
fere? Haven't you heard that Johnson
and his wife are working for moving
picture film concern
What is your son doing now"
playing the piano in a moving pic
ture show
Il shouldn't think you would want
him doing that"
Il don't but when a chap has a
musical education he has got to do
something with, hasn't he?'
is there any good reason why |
should give you ) cents?" asked the
well-dressed, elderly man Of the
youth who accosted him.
Well" said the small boy, as he re-
tired from the danger zone, IF had
a nice high hat like yours | wouldn
want it soaked with a SNOWFALL
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