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TaÌˆgliches Cincinnatier volksblatt. [volume] (Cincinnati [Ohio]) 1885-1919, 1914-04-20
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TaÌˆgliches Cincinnatier volksblatt. [volume] (Cincinnati [Ohio]) 1885-1919, 1914-04-20
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ter am 0ienftdg; gemGBigter glOros
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Siipoit umI6ldQt.
TaÌˆgliches Cincinnatier volksblatt. [volume] (Cincinnati [Ohio]) 1885-1919, 1914-04-20

Daraufbin ipuros bic folssnbe s(nts
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TaÌˆgliches Cincinnatier volksblatt. [volume] (Cincinnati [Ohio]) 1885-1919, 1914-04-20
2tuslanO. Selegrapb
Qnterfegen
SiHo bic 2iberalen bel Den Rar'
lamentspablen in S@w.Oea.
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res uun Der Mariuc piirfte uans
mebr seiidert fein.

Die Staot 3abern bat Hunme6r ibre
alte @arniIon lpieDer erbalten.
TaÌˆgliches Cincinnatier volksblatt. [volume] (Cincinnati [Ohio]) 1885-1919, 1914-04-20

(5OrtissaHs auF Der 8. seits)
Shepherdstown register. [volume] (Shepherdstown, Va. [W. Va.]) 1849-1955, 1914-04-02
Poor Blood
is Responsible

for much sickness and suffer
ing because its quality deter
mines our resistive power.
With poor blood we are Ian
guild, susceptible to colds, lack
natural energy and ambition,
and the gradual d e clin e of
strength makes prompt and
careful treatment necessary.
Drugs or alcohol cannot make
blood and must be avoided,
ScoTT's EMULSION is natures
grandest blood-maker because
of its wholesome medical nourishment,
so carefully predigested that it assimi-
lates without taxing digestion and
quickly increases the red corpuscles
of the blood, strengthens the organs
and tissues and upbuilds the whole
system.
Absolutely nothing compares with
ScorT's EMULSION to purify and en-
rich the blood to overcome or avoid
anaemia. 1t is totally free from al
cohol or opiates and your health de-
mands the purity of ScoTT's.
Scott & Bovine Bloomfield. Nj. isss
Shepherdstown register. [volume] (Shepherdstown, Va. [W. Va.]) 1849-1955, 1914-04-02
Where He Was BIameIess.

All horsemen know that horse that
interferes that is, hits the ankle Of one
foot with the, shoe OF the other foot-suf-
fers greatly. While human being with
the same habit may not suffer much phys
ically, yet he is likely 10 be sensitive
about if.
Bion Talmage had this unfortunate hab-
it. As Caleb Peaslee remarked upon one
occasion, "Bion sounds more like pro-
cession than he does like one man walk
ing" And indeed, when you listened to
the sturdy thumps of his shoes, and the
entirely different sounds made when he
hit his ankles, Caleb did not seem so far
wrong, after all.
Among his neighbors these comments
did not rankle, but when Bion was cross
ing Kenduskeag Bridge. in Bangor, and
an idler saw fit to remark upon his pc
Gull arity, Bion's resentment was swift
and pointed.
Bion had passed the idler,-clump-
whackety clump- -whackety when the
latter called after him:
"Say, mister, you interfere little,
don't you ?"
Bion turned, and fixed his questioner
with an agate eye.
"Not with other tolkS's business,
don't" he returned, succinctly.
Shepherdstown register. [volume] (Shepherdstown, Va. [W. Va.]) 1849-1955, 1914-04-02
The Legislative Situation.

The Anti-Saloon League Of West Viz
ginia will take no part in any fight be-
tween its friends. We are interested,
tremendously so, in the election OF next
tall. We ask our friends In every sec
ton OF the State TO be alert in the selec-
ton otcandidates for the legislature. The
Yost law will be in safe keeping In The
hands OF IFS friends. The immense ma
jority for prohibition in this State ought
to be a safe guide for any man to follow.
However, LET il be remembered that the
liquor bunch did not vote with the ma
jority. Any pretext for amending the
law may be followed by other amend
ments calculated TO impair the efficiency
of law enforcement machinery. Let the
friends OF prohibition remember that the
YoSt law is open for amendment at any
regular session OF the legislature. The
light TO keep the law will be continuous
Let the policy OF the League be known
10 every one that there may be no mis-
take. We will oppose The election OF
men TO the legislature, regardless OF party,
whose character and standing will not be
guarantee OF safety on the prohibition
question. In the selection OF men Tor
the coming legislature we ask that The
best men possible be chosen. When
this is done prohibition and every other
righteous cause will be in safe keeping.
The ISSne.
Shepherdstown register. [volume] (Shepherdstown, Va. [W. Va.]) 1849-1955, 1914-04-02
AFTER C0UGHInG TWO YEARS
Waycross, Ga, Woman Found
Relief in Vinol.

Did you ever cough for q weekf
Then just think how distressing Il
must be to have a cough hang on for
two years.
Mrs. ID. A. MCGEE, Waycross. Ga.
says: II had very heavy cold
which settled into a chronic cough
which kept me awake nights for fully
two years. and felt tired all the time
The effect OF taking your cod liver
and iron remedy, vinol. Is that my
cough Is gone. I can now get a good
nights rest and feel much stronger
In every way. am "A years old"
II is the combined action Of the
medicinal elements OF the Gods Iivs
ers aided by the blood-making and
strength-creating properties Of tonic
iron which makes vinol 80 eflcient
for chronic coughs. colds and bron-
chitis-at the same time building up
the weakened, rundown system.
Try a bottle OF vlnol with the ul'
derstanding that your money VIII Do
returned II II does not help you
p. S.-H you have any skin trouble
try Saxo Salve. We guarantee IT,
OWENS & MILLER, Druggists,
Shepherdstown, w. Va.
Shepherdstown register. [volume] (Shepherdstown, Va. [W. Va.]) 1849-1955, 1914-04-02
Glass Cooking Utensils.

A New York glass manufacturer is ex-
perimenting with the making OF cooking
utensils OF glass. Already glass percol-
ators and stewpans have been made
which, although they rest on the flames,
give no evidence OF cracking, and have
proved heatresisting and nonexpansive.
These utensils are apparently not affect
ed in any way by the intense heat under
them or by the contrasting temperatures
OF the articles which they contain. Glass
is for many reasons superior to either
enamel or aluminium, being affected by
none OF the acids or alkalis formed or
used in cooking and not subject to the in
sanitary cracking which is characteristic
OF most enameled ware.-From the April
Number of Popular Mechanics Maga-
zine.
Shepherdstown register. [volume] (Shepherdstown, Va. [W. Va.]) 1849-1955, 1914-04-02
Peace Without Friendship.

President Wilson, in conference with
the members OF the Senate committee on
foreign relations, recently directed atten-
ton to state OF affairs that is without a
parallel in our history. Although nomi-
nally at peace with all the world, We have
so conducted ourselves that most OF the
great countries OF the world are in state
of serious irritation against us.
BY claiming the free use Of the Panama
Canal for our coasting trade, we have Of
tended not only Great Britain, who OF all
nations should be most firmly our friend,
but also every other maritime power OF
Europe. These nations regard that pro-
vision Of our existing law as a violation
not merely OF good faith, but OF definite
contract in the Hay-Pauncefote treaty
an opinion that thousands OF Americans
share. In addition, Congress came near
including in the tariff law provision that
foreign merchants should open their
books 10 the inspection OF American Of
ficerS.
Moreover, although we have posed as
the leading advocate OF the universal ar
bitration OF international disputes, we
Virtually decline TO refer the question OF
canal tolls TO arbitration, and have posi-
lively refused 10 submit TO an impartial
tribunal the claim of Colombia to COM
pensation for the wrong she thinks she
suffered at our hands when Panama set
herself up as an independent republic.
All the Central and South American
peoples are suspicious OF our intentions
toward them. They are pursuing policy
Of "watchful waiting" TO see what we
are going to do about the claim OF Co.
lombia, and what is 10 be the end OF Our
Mexican policy. The leading nations,
Argentina, Brazil, and Chile, are almost
angriIy resenting the idea that we can
ever apply the principle OF the Monroe
Doctrine TO them. AS 10 our relations
with Mexico, they could not be worse,
unless we were actually at war.
Again, who can wonder that Japan is
hostile ? In case where she thinks
herself insulted, why should she accept
as an excuse for our failure as nation TO
act, the plea that the general government
has no jurisdiction over a sovereign
State ?
We have offended Russia by peremp-
torily terminating treaty because Russia
would not amend her national policy TO
suit us.
Finally, there is Canada. II anyone
thinks our Canadian neighbors love us,
he has only TO remember the language in
which they spoke OF us two or three
years ago, when some one raised false
and silly scare about annexation.
II is long list Of disagreements. We
do not discuss them in detail; that is for
the administration TO do-assisted, we
hope, by a strong and healthy public
opinion. But it may be pertinent to sug-
gest that it is with nations as with indi-
viduals; when we see a man at odds
with most Of his neighbors, we do not
usually think that the neighbors are ex-
clusively at fault.-The Youths Com
pdHiOr.
Shepherdstown register. [volume] (Shepherdstown, Va. [W. Va.]) 1849-1955, 1914-04-02

A trained ostrich recently disconnected
its exhibitor at a London music hall by
continually endeavoring to break from all
restraint, and to climb over the footlights
into the orchestra.
The widely-advertised act came to a
sudden end and the professor emerged
from behind the curtain and apologized
for the actions OF his pet in about these
words;
Ladies and gentlemen: Hi am very
sorry TO disappoint you this hevening.
We are compelled to cease our hengage-
ment until the management hengages
new orchestra leader.
1.-The one at present hemployed as no
air on top OF is 'ead, and my bird takes
hit for hegg."
Shepherdstown register. [volume] (Shepherdstown, Va. [W. Va.]) 1849-1955, 1914-04-02
A CONFESSION
Hope. Her Statement, Made Public,
will Help Other Women.

Hines, Ala.-w must confess, says
Mrs. EuIa Mae Reid, of this place, "that
Cardui, the woman'S tonic, has done me
a great deal of good.
Before commenced using Cardui. !
would spit up everything | ate. had a
fired, sleepy feeling all the time, and was
irregular. | could hardly drag around,
and would have severe headaches CON-
tinuously.
Since taking Cardui, | have entirely
quit splitting up what eat. Everything
seems to digest all right, and ! have
gained 10 pounds in weight"
If you are victim of any of the numer-
Gus ills so common TO your sex, it is
wrong to suffer.
For half a century, Cardui has been re-
leving just such ills, as is proven by the
thousands OF letters, similar 10 the above,
which pour into our office, year by year.
Cardu is successful because it is COM
posed ofingredients which actspecifically
on the womanly constitution, and helps
build the weakened organs back TO health
and strength.
Cardui has helped others, and will help
you, too. Get a bottle today. You
won't regret it. Your druggist sells it.
Shepherdstown register. [volume] (Shepherdstown, Va. [W. Va.]) 1849-1955, 1914-04-02

Willie was struggling through the story
in his reading lesson.
"'No,' said the captain" he read, "'it
was not sloop. twas larger vessel.
By the rig judged her TO be a-a-a-a-a'"
The word was new to him.
"Barque," supplied the teacher.
Still Willie hesitated.
"Barque," repeated the teacher, this
time sharply.
Willie looked as though he had not
heard Alright. Then, with an apprehen-
sive glance aGound the class, be shouted: {:
"BoW-WoW p
Shepherdstown register. [volume] (Shepherdstown, Va. [W. Va.]) 1849-1955, 1914-04-02

March 30, 1914.
Editor Register
That article by ''Confed" in the Regis
ter made very interesting reading. Let
US have one like il each week TO revive
recollections OF fifty years ago-of war
times in our county. All will enjoy them,
young and old. hereby request such
old Confeds as Matt Hendricks, Jas. B.
McGarry, Jas. B. Osbourn and John Fo-
ley TO write their experiences in the war
and send TO the Register. John Foley
ought.to give us fine account Of the
Duffields crack company that was in the
battle of Fishers Hill, made memorable
by the poem of Sheridan's Ride. Boys
OF '65, let us have il written up in the
Register now. Even we half-grown
boys saw some of il. for il was not All
quiet along the Potomac"
In May. 1864. we got out at sun-up
planting corn opposite Fort Duncan, the
green wheat field contrasting prettily with
the plowed ground. Crack came re-
port from Fort Duncan, and ten-pound
shell burst right among Raleigh Moler's
corn planters half mile away from US,
and away the plow-ho ran, while Pet
and Ad and old black Dick ran even fast
er toward home. Father laughed, and
our teams started across the field plant
ing corn; but another crash from Fort
Duncan, and another shell! hit the fence
so yards from US, sending split rail
whizzing over our heads. "Unhitch,
boys, and get home quick" were his
words. The soldiers couldn't stand the
temptation TO try the guns on such apret-
ty shot as lot OF farmers IN a fresh
plowed field mile away.
asked Gen. Warren Kieffer, Con-
gressman and eX-Speaker, who told me
he lived for month at Fort Duncan, why
they shot at us. He said: "Oh, they
took you for rebels, of course" Fort
Duncan, opposite the Old Furnace, was
fine sodded fort with moat, ditch and
draw bridge, and half dozG fine riiled
cannon in it.
A Massachusetts town bought a $1,000
battery OF Napoleon guns in France and
sent them on down to the army front in
Virginia, but Mosby captured that train
and sent the guns to druggist, with
drugs captured TO Charlottesville. Mean
while Sheridan forced Though Fishers
Gap and swooped down on CharlotteS-
vile. But the druggist al night took
those fine guns out TO an old tobacco barn
and covered them up nicely. The sharp
Sheridan offered 500 TO anyone finding
the cannon. J. Branson, l5-year- old
boy, attending school there, yielded TO
the reward and Sheridan had company
at that tobacco barn by daylight and got
them. When about leaving town Cen
eral Sheridan said 10 Branson, "What do
you propose doing. "Go 10 school,"
said Branson. "Why, boy, half an hour
after we leave they'll hang you" SO he
took Branson 10 Washington and gave
him a letter that got him appointed page
in the Senate. Branson went in the cav
airy after the war, and serving out west
twelve years later was blowing the usual
morning trumpet calls when General
Sheridan rolled out OF his blanket and
said, "Come here; I've seen You-wait.
Oh, yes-you are the boy who showed
us the cannon twelve years ago." Bran
son is now a clerk in the u. s. Treasury
Department in Washington.
Respectfully,
Jas. NJ. ENGLE.
Shepherdstown register. [volume] (Shepherdstown, Va. [W. Va.]) 1849-1955, 1914-04-02
Defective Minds Result of Smoking.


Tobacco smoking causes decrease OF
lO.5 per cent in mental efficiency, accord
ing to a series of experiments by DR.. A.
D. Bush, the results OF which are set
forth in the current number OF the New
York Medical Journal.
There was series of l20 tests on each
OF Is men in several different psychic
fields. The subjects volunteering for the
experiments all were medical students
ranging in age from 2l to 81 years, OF
varying previous experience, from the
farm laborer TO the lifelong student; OF
divergent mental capacity, from the fall
ure to the honor student, and OF differing
habits as to tobacco addiction. The sub
jects were attendants at the University OF
Vermont, where Professor Bush is an
instructor in physiology.
Among his findings are:
The greatest actual loss was in the
field OF imagery, p per cent.
The three greatest losses were in the
fields OF imagery, perception and asso-
citation.
The greatest loss in these experiments
occurred with cigarettes.
Nicotine was found in the smoke OF
any tobacco except that of cigarettes,
and then only in traces.
Pyridine was found in the smoke OF all
tobaccos tested.
Pyridine is one OF the decomposition
products of nicotine, the latter being al
most % times as poisonous as pyridine,
so far as its action on the human body is
concerned.
This was the first extensive investiga-
ton OF the mental effects OF smoking.
The recent tests at Columbia University
and else where were chiefly for the phys
ical effects on students in athletic train
| ing.
Shepherdstown register. [volume] (Shepherdstown, Va. [W. Va.]) 1849-1955, 1914-04-02
Shepherds eHesoC County, Thursday April 1914
The Tight-Skir Crisis.

Inc lIXUtrShiEt SISiS
You've very narrow skirt,
Little girl.
Are you sure if doesn't hurt,
Little girl2
That's a mincing little'stride
Where the street is wide and wide +;
Are YOU sure there's room inside,
Little girl2
What will happen if you slip,
Aren't you fearful il will rip,
Little girl2
You would better take sack,
So if anything should crack,
II would serve you coming back,
Little girl.
Doe your mamma know you're out
Little girl?
We're afraid to 60 about,
Little girl.
If we met you in the sun,
With your skirt so thinly spun,
Why, we might all have to run,
Little girl.
Let the bottom out bit,
Little girl.
1t is much too tight fit,
Little girl.
AS the matter sadly stands,
You'll be walking on your hands
And in that event-my lands F!
Little girl.
al understand he's writing a play"
"Oh, yes. Everybody has to &c
,,ouob that neriod Of life "
Shepherdstown register. [volume] (Shepherdstown, Va. [W. Va.]) 1849-1955, 1914-04-02

"Here, sir" said the antique dealer.
displaying huge sword 10 a clerical
looking collector, lever see anything
more interesting than thai2 That's Ba-
laam's sword"
"But, my good man, that cannot be-"
said the dominic, "Balaam never had a
sword. lie only wished for one."
"Quite right, SIR" said the dealer.
"This is the one he wished for T.
Shepherdstown register. [volume] (Shepherdstown, Va. [W. Va.]) 1849-1955, 1914-04-02

"Well," declared the man who had
been looking over the law, There seems
TO be penalty for everything except for
stealing mans daughter"
''Oh," said his friend, there's pen
atty provided for that. too"
"What is II ?"
"Hard labor for life."
Shepherdstown register. [volume] (Shepherdstown, Va. [W. Va.]) 1849-1955, 1914-04-02

"At this point" said the narrator, "she
broke down and wept scalding tears"
"My goodness |" exclaimed listener.
"She must have been boiling over with
rage"
Shepherdstown register. [volume] (Shepherdstown, Va. [W. Va.]) 1849-1955, 1914-04-02
Spring Laxative and Blood Cleanser.

Spring Laxative and Blood Cleanser.
Flush out the accumulated waste and
poisons Of the winter months cleans
your stomach. liver and kidneys of all
impurities. Take DR.. Kings New Life
Pills; nothing better for purifying the
blood. Mild, non gripping laxative.
Cures constipation makes you feel fine.
Take no other. 25c., at your Druggist.
Bucklen's Arnica Salve for All Hurts.
Shepherdstown register. [volume] (Shepherdstown, Va. [W. Va.]) 1849-1955, 1914-04-02

Most disiiguring skin eruptioGs, scrof-
ula. pimples, rashes, etc.. are due to
impure blood. Burdock Blood Bitters
as cleaning blood tonic, is well recon-
mended. Sl.00 at all stores.
Shepherdstown register. [volume] (Shepherdstown, Va. [W. Va.]) 1849-1955, 1914-04-02

Friend-Don't you think athletics In
school makes boy strong2
Mother-Well, they haven't made our
boy strong enough 10 bring me up buck
et of coal.
Shepherdstown register. [volume] (Shepherdstown, Va. [W. Va.]) 1849-1955, 1914-04-02

Senior-"What do you think Of the
Culebra CUT"
Freshman-"Well-er-l never tried it.
The sophs won't LET me smoke pipe"
Shepherdstown register. [volume] (Shepherdstown, Va. [W. Va.]) 1849-1955, 1914-04-02

"The eyes are the mirrors ofthe soul, !"
exclaimed the romantic girl.
"Look in mine and see if your soul is
on straight" replied the flippant youth.
Shepherdstown register. [volume] (Shepherdstown, Va. [W. Va.]) 1849-1955, 1914-04-02

She-"Do yout think debutante shoul d
wear decollete gown 2"
He-"l thinkso. Isn't adecollete gown
sort OF coming out dress2"
Shepherdstown register. [volume] (Shepherdstown, Va. [W. Va.]) 1849-1955, 1914-04-02

Write to: Chattanooga Medicine Co.. Ladies' Nd
visory Dept, Chattanooga. Tenn. for Special In
strttctiOnS on your and O+-page book, Home
Treatment for Women. sent in plain wrapper. NC l20
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