davidaulloa/AmericanStories huggingface dataset:
Evening journal., 1914-07-10

Some one made the discovery the
ether day that while all the world
outside Cook county is reputed TO
love a lover, this town loves only to
swat him. Sections of the city code
now put the kibosh on spOoning in
public parks, public places and the
sand along the lake. Alderman Pret-
eel would have the city extend its
jurisdiction to stop what he terms
close and constant hugging aboard
lake steamers The aldermanic idea
is that when Gertie is discovered In
the arms of Percival on the star
board rail. the steamer should whistle
twice. put back to shore and turn
Gertie and company over 10 the cops
The cruel thing is this: While
earnest suppressers Of hugging will
publicly proclaim the ordinance a
blessing. thousands Of Gerties and
percivals. bashful things, will never
appear before council when the ordi-
rance comes up, to defend their in
ahenable rights.
Evening journal., 1914-07-10
NAMED CAMDEN PRINCIPAL.

NANED CAMOEN PKINIIFAL.
DOVER Del, July 10.-James 'Ty-
son. of Royersford, Pa. a graduate OF
the West Chester State Normal
School, has been elected principal Of
the Camden public schools.
Evening journal., 1914-07-10
Drink .AznO1xrs!

Armour's Grape Juice is pure,
unfermented, undiluted juice of
freshly picked ripe Concord
grapes, pressed and bottled in
the best Concord grape growing
country. Put up in quarts, pints
andindividual four ounce bottles.
Try It for ices, sherbets, fruit
salad, pudding sauce, etc. ~ and
be sure it is Armour's.
Evening journal., 1914-07-10
A Universal
FaVOrite

Wipe an Armour Star ham and put
II in a kettle with enough cold water 20
cover. ION account Of the mild favor
IL Is never necessary 70 soak Star ham).
Bring 20 boiling point and cook until
tender. Take kettle from stove and allow
the ham 10 partially cool. Take from
water, remove skin, sprinkle thickly with
brown sugar and cracker crumbs and
stick with cloves one-haif inch apart
Bake one hour in a slow oven. Serve hot
OF cold and you have dish htforaldng."
Evening journal., 1914-07-10

Here's a travelling kit for Kitty
That will keen her heart and pretty
On her week ends from the city.
The broad ax., 1914-12-26
Man and His Doc.

he hes In front OF me curied up be-
fore the fire. as 50 many dogs must
have lain before so many fires 1 sit
on one side of that hearth. as so many
men must have sat by so many
hearths Somehow this creature has
completed my manhood; somehow.
cannot explain why. u man ought to
have a dog. A man ought to have six
legs; those other four legs are part Of
him Our alliance Is older than any
Of the passing and priggish explana-
lions that are offered OF either or Us
Before evolution was we were You
can find IL written In q book that am
q mere survival Of a squabble OF an
thropoid apes, and perhaps I am
am sure have no objection But my
dog knows I am q man, and you VII
not 1nd the meaning Of that word
written In any book as clearly as It II
written IN his s0ul.-G. z. Chesterton.
The broad ax., 1914-12-26
Great Seal Of the United st.tss.


Tue great seal OF the United States a
Kept locked up In a rosewood boz IN
the vaults OF the state department at
washington. Its custodian Will im-
press II upon a document only on re-
cefpt OF a formal warrant signed by
the president The use OF II or indeed
the possession OF an impression OF It
without such . warrant Is a grave OF.
tense. punishable like the most serious
forgery. Ii cost $1,000 and is Uncle
SANS most sacred possession When
II b imprinted upon a Documents
thanksgiving proclamation, for In.
stance; this is Of parchment and beau
TRULY engrossed-such document Is
hled In the archives and only printed
or typewriter copies are sent out.
Governors Of states are entitled TO re-
ceiVe copies signed Dy the president
and secretary OF state personally. 9th
er persons unless specially favored re-
ceive only printed cOpies.-New YORK.
World
The broad ax., 1914-12-26
A Short Iived R.o.

The average duration of life is short.
er In New Guinea than In any other
country, possibly owing 20 the peculiar
diet affected by the natives, who de-
YOUR with gusto the larvae of beetles,
dug out Of decayed tree trunks, ana
habitually drink sea water when near
the coast The people die on at about
forty" we are told In Mr.. A e. Pratt,s
Two Years Among the New Guinea
Cannibals" I'VE saw one very Old
man. who may have been about sixty
years OF age-the only example Of
longevity that we came across he
was bent almost double and had q
long, white beard His fellow tribes
men regarded him as a great curiosity,
and brought him to see Us Despite
the decrepitude OF his body, how.
ever, there was no trace Of seniifty.
His senses were unfmpaired. and the
poor old creature showed great RratI-
tude for gift OF tobacco"
The broad ax., 1914-12-26

"oeuoeo ~ B9CCA
"nen the chief surgeon of an army
= making arrangements for the colec-
non OF wounded during an impending
oattie he always bears In mind tbe
Iact mat men win be wounded In of.
ferent numbers at different ranges and.
OF course. be sees that the most en-
Gent ambulance service Il given where
tne losses are heaviest To aid him IN
making arrangements, he knows rough
" what the losses In these various
Zones" a. they are called, WIN work
out at ;.
AT range Of 1000 yards he knows
mat about 20 per cent OF the men en-
gagged win be wounded, while between
1000 and 400 yards as high a percent
age as 60 are liable to be disabled
Only comparatively small number Of
the soldiers who take part IN the last
grand. glorious rush" are wounded
however. 10 per cent being the uropor.
uon. while somewhere about the same
percentage Of men are wounded during
the pursuit Of retreating army.-LOn-
don Tit-Bits
The broad ax., 1914-12-26
Somst6ina Missino.

4 - Stutuo mtoofn0.
Wnen Irving wanted 70 be nascy n
eOuio be, remarked an oId Lyceum
nSeo once. His patience with the rank
ana ule was extraordinary, but where
reOuke was deserved lrving's biting
SLSasm was quite up to the occasion.
Inere was In one production a super
VINO though be had only a couple of
lnes 70 speak, made bis entrance In
snen way as to lead one to believe be
was sustaining the leading role. and
nis oehavior TO bis fellow actors VIVA
equally unwarrantable Irving soon
sol on the tack or this man and ran
MN TO earth at rehearsal. In due time
the super entered. haughtily saying:
ny lord, the carriage IL waiting"
LET'S have II louder" said Irving.
Ine man repeated II In q louder tone,
whereupon Sir Henry demanded that
II should be repeated again still louder.
1et again did be make the super re-
peat It, and louder still, and yet again
was the same demand made. The man
was becoming enraged and at last
shrieked out the words.
very good" said Sir Henry, very
good indeed. but couldn't you Just
manage to put q shade OF temper into
ftr-PearsOn'A
The broad ax., 1914-12-26
a. Prudence and Shaving.

The classic case OF a king who knew
better than to let anybody else shave
him Is that OF Dionysius the Elder. t.
rant Of Syracuse, who appears 10 have
been unable TO shave himself, for be Il
said 10 have resorted 20 the uncomfort-
able device Of singeing on bis beard
with hot walnut shells We may sus-
pect that Napoleon's was another case
Of the kind Rogers asked TaIleyrand
whether Napoleon shaved himself
YES" replied TalIeyrand; zone born
70 be q king has some one % shave
him, but they who acquire kingdoms
shave themselves" That way Of put
ting It pleasantly emphasizes the prae-
teal superiority OF the parvenu 10 the
helpless spoiled child OF heredtU. but
prodence probably entered ntO the
matter also, II TaIleyrand's statement
was eorect-LOnd0n Standard
The broad ax., 1914-12-26
Hobart Paaha.

The Turkish navy OF the past owed
almost its existence 70 an English sail
o., Hobart Pasha, q bold buccaneer OF
the Elizabethan period. who By some
strange perversenesS Of fate was born
into the Victorian aga he retired from
the English navy IN 1853. and during
ne American war be became q block
ads runner with hatrbreadtb escapes
fnnumerablA After the war be en-
tered the Turkish ssrHieA supprsssed
the Cream rebellion b. intsrceDtng
tie supplies from Greees and then -
organised the Turkizh hest % wei that
the sultan appointed hin manhai q
ths smpfrA hobart Pasha also en-
Joyed the unique distinet1on q beng
tWtcs struck OF the British nsvy 1T
M hrsseh Of TIE foreign enEstmenf
- ana tRIes relnstated thera And
- 6Ied 81 1855 HitA ths fank e 8
BEitish vies Gdmhat-Lon1oa GIooA
The broad ax., 1914-12-26
One Phase Of ToIstoY.

In the "Reminiscences OF ToIstoy" b
bis son. Count nya Tolstoy, are shown
many phases Of the great mans M
ture, this one among them:
IAN exhibitions Of tenderness were
entirely foreign 70 him I say tender.
ness In eontradisttnctdon 20 feeling
Feeling he had. and in q very high de-
gree. During all his lifetime I nevR
received any mark Of tenderness non
him whatever. Nearness and dearnssS
with him were never accompanied By
any outward manifestations Il would
never have come into my head, roc
instance. 20 walk up 70 my father ana
Kiss him or to stroke bis hand was
partly prevented also by the fact that
1 always looked up 20 him with such
awe. and his spiritual power, his great
ness, prevented me from seeing IN him
the mere man, the man who was %
pitiable and weary at times. the feeble
old man who 90 much needed warmth
and rest
The broad ax., 1914-12-26
That Rumed Air.

The judge made jokes, the witnesses
looked weary, the counsel detained
and cross examined. the twelve good
men and true twiddled their thumbs.
and the usher ushed whenever neeeS-
sary. Altogether II was a model court
Nov. ma'am." cried the Cross ex-
aiming <. c.. was the defendants
air when. as yoO allege, be promised
to marry you perfectly serious or was
#. on the contrary, ocular and fun OF
leviyT
1T was all RULED" replied the plain
til. with I'm runntn' IL 'ands through
it"-LOndOn Mail
The broad ax., 1914-12-26
pstsctino Erasurss.

II paper upon which erasures Of
writing have been made b exposed to
the vapOr OF iodine the roughened sur
face takes a different tint from that
portion which has not been tempered
with II the erasure has been lightly
made. only the Ink or pencil lead be-
ing rubbed away and the mark left In
the fiber OF the paper, iodine vapor
causes the writing to reappear. This
Is because wherever the paper has
been roughened more iodine is absorb
ed than BY a smooth surface This
test Is effective within three months
after the making Of the alteration
Exchange.
The broad ax., 1914-12-26

Noyon. IN France. held peculiar at'
fractions for Robert Louis Stevenson
because Of its cathedral, where no
heard the -AiSererer sung ODe sum
mer aftsEnoon- OF the place itself ~
wrote: 1T was 6ut q stack % brown
roofs at the best where I bolisTA
people Efyo vsEy rsputably in . Quist
way, but tie shadow of the church
fAIls upon q when ne sun p lO1. and
ths Eve bells an hard IN al quaFtsD
telling that the organ has begun II
0voR Ntoln TIE church 6 Rome shan
slipuIatD 10 be bishop q Heyon q ~
ol1As-Ran Man oassttA
The broad ax., 1914-12-26
Oder Of lodoform.

The odor OF iOdororm can be removed
from the hands By wetting them, tax
ing a pinch Of dry mustard, rubbing It
wen In and washing It OF with soap
and water. In the same way the odor
Of iOdOfOrm may be removed from
utensils that have contained II. only IN
this case the mustard should be made
into a paste. spread upon them and
left for two or three hourA
The broad ax., 1914-12-26
No BARGAIN.

The strap had been applied TO Q
ive-year-oid unruly.
Nov. the NEXT time I have % pun
ish you" said the stern parent -you
viii 60 10 bed for % day In the bar
gain"
WhereupOn the weeping unruly OBJ
served:
lis that what you call q bargainr-
Detroit Times.
The broad ax., 1914-12-26
Evadina Respon,lbllitisa.

Il promised that girl never to smoke
II she would marry me-" said the dis-
couraged looking man
what did she sayT-
-Sbe remarked that she did not care
10 be utilized Is an excuse for any Der.
BonaI ecoUOmieS 1 might cOntempIatas
Washington S.ar.
The broad ax., 1914-12-26
Earti4oualesa

An eminent authority on EARTHQUAKES
believes that any great displacement
Of the crust Of the earth makes the
earth 10 rotate unevenly. Or -wObble."
and that that unevenness Of motion
has 10 be neutraIi1ed BY displacements
n other reg1ons--E1changA
The broad ax., 1914-12-26
Tippino His Hand.

Rankin - 0ncle Sol SOdbuster pre-
tends to be an experienced chauffeur.
but know he hasn't owned q machine
very long PhyI-What makes yOu 80
certain OF ttf RanEin-When be left
home this morning be absently chuck
ed bag OF oats In the back OF the au-
acknowledgements Telegram
The broad ax., 1914-12-26
RsIl.vino Hls FEELINGS

~Father. don't men call themselves
bachelors before they get marriedr
Yes my boy"
-And what do they call themselves
after. dAdY'
"Hushi IL isn't &c for little boys %
knoW."-ExchanRa
The broad ax., 1914-12-26
Your Own House.

; A man may be said to have done
better than the average II. when ne
dies. the house IN which he lived 70 In
his own name and free from mortgage
Philadelphia Ledger.
The broad ax., 1914-12-26
Natural Result.

Wayne blushed when she found ]
was trying to read her face~
well people usually do blush when
their faces are getting read"-Balh
D0rs American
The broad ax., 1914-12-26
Told You Ga

IT'S the unexpected thar always hap
pens"
oh don't kDowi Somebody -
WayS claims to have predicted H.
L0uisVills COunerJOurnaL
The broad ax., 1914-12-26

Il ten you what Gir." nd q Xankse
a Ids opponent. that man dOu,t
Gm0unf 10 q sum in arithmetic Add
him up and there b nOthing b cary"
-nEist1a1 Register
The broad ax., 1914-12-26

Tners = Ievsr any good % - q.
pected a yo1ng men WHO eoufe8 thaiF
dns and repent and efrntghfway fRn
into them axain-- ealzae
The broad ax., 1914-12-26

! Thers are two k1nds Of SOcesssfu
Husbands those who fool thar wives
and those Gho dcn1 ny-Washtngtoa
laeEald
The broad ax., 1914-12-26
The Chimera.

q The chtmera was a fabulous monster
with hons and a goats head, a ser
pents tail and q goats middle. which
inhabited the dreadful mountain Of
Lycia, IN Greece. and defended itself
against attack by vomiting flames Of
fire. 1t was at last conquered by Bel
lerophon, the god Of war, who mounted
IT on the famous horse Pegasus. The
strange combination Of the form OF the
chimera was evolved from the fact
that the terrible Lycia was partly q
burning mountain, with here and there
a desolate wilderness, the resort Of
lions, and occasionally a few fertile
spots where goats did congregate
while at the foot Of the great hill was
swamp infested with snakes From
this curious creation Of superstition
sprung the origin Of the word chi
mera." In designation OF an idle fancy
or a foolish creation OF the brain
Sale Bread or Fresh Bread
Most persons don't IKE stale bread
% wen as fresh, though many consider
It more dIgestible. As a matter a fact
fresh bread IL just as digestible as
stale, II It be chewed as much, but IL
very softness b q temptation TO chew
It too little; hence II IL swallowed
without the admixture Of enough
saliva to digest its starch Stale bread.
on the other hand, Is difficult 20 swaI-
low unless thoroughly chewed The
difference between fresh and stale
bread IL merely q matter Of water.
In bread as It comes from the oven
the crust Il dry and crisp and the
crumb Is moist and soft. because all
the water Is In the crumb. As hours
Or days pass the crust absorbs water
from the crumb and becomes soft,
while the crumb becomes dry. A loaf
can be made fresh again BY slightly
It and placing II for few
In q hot oven The heat
drives the water from the crust back
into the crumh-St Louis PostD1S-
patch.
The broad ax., 1914-12-26

-Tes d quite q magician"
-Sor
Yep I Just cav MIN turn his no
lR intO . hmppOst"-BunaIo ExpreA
The broad ax., 1914-12-26
An ESnavtlm

How ia he st hi st1rtF
@HIs uncso IA him ooms Money!
-Humphi That's usually q yOung
nans nuAnh--Dstroit Frss PnA
The broad ax., 1914-12-26

Re We aims q psrnselaoa q. gnsa1
Gh1nsR bit = Wiling - ~ impsrfset
n ntf1s thfngR w1n nssR ssaeh szg
ersaf halghE
The broad ax., 1914-12-26

Let ths guIed fo0i TIE 10 q var
DuESua where Dlsed ths many b e.
E1eh the feW.-ghsnstOna
The Glenwood post., 1914-11-21
WHAT on sAos Isunu Dasxa1s

Tho day IL fast appreaehing whsa
the big wheat crop Of tAs west viii b.
grown alnost altogether on the dry or
sage brush lands. They have been SO
long regarded as fit csly for grazing
but it has been repeatedly demonstrat-
ed that with deep blowing and scien-
tific cultivation, 90 to 40 bushels Of
wheat per acre can be grown on dry
land with precipitation of IL to II
inches. This can be grown on land
valued at SIS to $25 per acre while the
irrigated land valued st 800 to t126
per acre can be utilized to growing
more valuable crops through intensive
farming. In many Instances thess
desert lands can be procured Of the
state At t5 to us per sere, according
to the proximity to the railroad. IN
many instances there are dry land
ranches of 1000 to 5000 acres that arc
planted almost exclusively to wheat
and other small grains. These big
ranches are plowed with motor power
and are cultivated scientifically.
1t has been demonstrate that winter
or Turkey Red wheat when planted in
deep plowed, properly prepared seed
bed. gives much better yield and re-
turns more money to Ne farmer than
any other kind.
The following general rules are appli-
cable to dry land farming and if pra,-
ticed. there can hardly be failure re-
gardless of whether the season is wet
or dry:
Do not pillow when the ground is very
dry, but when it is moist but not mud
dy.
Plow deep. The deeper the plowing
the better the results.
Harrow the same day you plow. Keep
the harrow going whom weeds spring
up, or the surface bakes or cracks.
Harrow often, and especially after
rain falls, to conserve the moisture
After harvesting small grains, disc
the stubble as quickly - possible. hap
ping the discs one-hah.
Where the soil is porsus and plswed
deep the moisture pesetsates four TO
six feet. On the raw pssirie it is pev-
eeptible only SIX ipehsA These ssa-
ditions prevail when tAe rainfall 10
about the average.
The Glenwood post., 1914-11-21

johnson grass are equ.sl 10 Timothy ~
4 hay and are easily harSIed as . hay
crop.
Sudan grass or johnson & r~ss. fed vith
alfalfa, make uesrly pe erfeet ration, n,
these grasses furnish the .ara,o. hydrste,
while the alfalfa furnishes the aeeessay.
protein.
There is no question: but that this
grass is going to i-,csse s.e Of eur
common forage crops through the west,
if not in the east, in the near future.
The only criticism we eAs make for ;t
at the present time is that the coed 10
almost psohibitive in price. LAst year
the seed sold all the way from sl.50 10
- per pound This year sAere il very
much more seed in the naskst. ~ near
ly all growers who have grown this cPop
this year have saved all Of the crop for
seed. The Oklahoma experiment sta
tion at saltwater is offering to supply
the seed At IS cents pss pound to tIs
farmers in the district. This will ~
doubtedly set the pace for the price Tor
this coming year. The directions -
given by the goverHnsat bulletin ~
Gently put out on Sedan grass are 70
use about 20 pounds Of seed where sov.
ing this crop broadcast. If the seed .
sown in drills, however, pounds y
sufficient to seed one AFRO
In fact, if the seed were planted sep
arately in drills one 1sot apart, ~
grass would cover the ground. On ons
plot the writer has sess this year -
seed was planted in asills thrse fsss
apart AID individual SEED eightssu
inches apart in the row. Each Of thsss
seed, WITH few exceptions, made . plant
esstainiag from 50 - 100 or nses
stems, vol covered with leaves, aaA
from s to . test high. Henss, in g.
ting started With this grsss, . saan
amount Of this seed p salisisnt -
plant . esasiaerable arss.-E. Z. Bes,
nett.
The Glenwood post., 1914-11-21
THEY ALL DEMAND IT
0lsuwood Springs, Like Evsry City
and Town In the Union, 1sceivss
IT

People with kidney ills want to BE-
cured. When one suffers the tortures
of an aching back, relief is eagerly
sought for. There are many remedies
today that relieve, but not permanent
ly. Doan's Kidney Pills have brought
lasting results to Thousands. Here is
proof of merit from this vicinity.
Henry Gilbert, 125 E. Hyman Ave-,
Aspen, Colo, says: "I had sharp,
stabbing pains in my back that made
it hard for mo 70 stoop. There was
weakness across my loins- II 1 took
cold, it settled in ny kidneys and
naas the trouble worse. When hsssd
about Dosas Kidney Pills begsn
using them, and. they soon convinced
mo Of their great value. All the
trouble with ny back and kidneys
went away, and whe. I have used
Doan's Kidney Pills since then, they
have helped ne. I have procured
Doan's Kidney Pills At Lambs drua
store and have often recenneaded
them to other kidney su2sfers. They
have brought good results in ever.
case" A
Price 25c, at all dealess. Don I
simply ask for = kidney remedy get
Doan's Kidney Pills-the same tha,
Nr. Gilbert had. Foster IiIburn Go.
Proprs., Buffalo, N. Y.
The Glenwood post., 1914-11-21
Try fMs Toa You1 COUGH

Thousands Of people keep coughing
because unable to get the right RENE
dy. Coughs are caused by Inflamma.
tion of Throat and Bronchial Tubes.
What you need is to soothe this In.
hammation. Take Dr. Kings New
Discovery, it penetrates the delicate
mucous lining, raises the Phlegm and
quickly relieves the eongested mem
branes. Get SOC bottle from your
druggist. CDR. Kings New Discovery
quickly and completely stopped my
cough" writes J. r. Watts, F1oydale,
Texas. Money back II not satisfied.
but it nearly always helps.
The Glenwood post., 1914-11-21

saov-sAee rabbit net sn nntinsly 80,
being eventually offered up - . saeri-
flee on the editorial disiag talk. Bat,
ever since, we have bsea tAiaking what
an awful cost to pay fer one lonely rab-
bit. Missouri, where We came from,
certainly has this region "slianed on
rabbits. Put in the same tine there
not the same amount Of laborious
climbing, by any neans-and you would
have bagged andwhere from fifty to a
hundred rabbits. And you wouldn t
have to gallop over any mountains,
either.-Narble Booster.
B. 7. Hsdley, John Nelson, Jim Shaw
and Lucy Hale made up the first ship
nent of cattle which went out of the
local yards last Saturday. There were
four cars with Denver as the destina
tion. Nelson and Hadley went with
the stock and returned Thursday. They
were well pleased with the good prices
received. All their cattle were natives
and these invariably bring better prices
than those shipped in and fed in the
state.-New Castle Democrat.
The editorial waste basket is feeling
the pangs of hunger since the campaign
closed. With its generous supply CT
important news matter-Eush cut
OF, its only means Of subsistence now
comes from the Panama exposition dope
and the ordinary run Of chances to ex
change advertising space for nothing in
particular.-Lamar Sparks.
If it is not out Of order the Sparks
rises to nominate that grand partiot,
Colonel L. c. Paddock of Boulder, for
the position of adjutsnt general under
the new state administration. Colonel
Paddock foresaw the change of wind
and trimmed his sails accordingly,
while his former associates kept stub
bornly on the old course. His astute-
ness should be fittingly rewarded
Lamar Sparks.
The Glenwood post., 1914-11-21
,,oeuzm WAITED

want ssas Glsavosa oPsiaP -
close in properties IN pestiaa snsAaaU
for fruit raneAss, sssck sansAss, hay
and potato raaehes well lsea1sl Alss
win hst ssas 80 ra.sA psspHty bs<
sale. I have inq..:-iss for taea PrcDs~
ty All . good eha.ss - sen II pr3ses
arc right. Give fsn AID accurate -
eriptiol, direction and aheaAss 0e&
nearest town. 0tass wAak hpsDvS-
ments ars sa tAs place aaa givs ~
lowest price and terns II NJ. II
incumberea state amount, rats Of -
terest and when due. II ysa win -
change for ether property, seate sAs
kind wanted and your Dfe4sssass - -
lscstssa. Doat put . Astitisss va1.s
On ysur Prspsrty II - ws.e - -
A. J. DoODDON,
Gssawsoa 0pe1ao. Cs,san1k