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The Oakley herald. [volume] (Oakley, Idaho) 1908-1961, 1914-07-17
West Revolts
Against
Administration.

Judging by what one hears on
the street, in the hotels, on trains,
and other places where men as
semble, the majority OF the peo-
pie in the middle Vest will well
come the opportunity to change
the administration in Washing
ton. Perhaps more than any
other part of the country, the
central West has suffered by the
policies of the administration.
Reduction of the tariff has not
lowered the cost OF living III any
respect, as glance at the current
prices of TODD commodities will
show. On the other hand, many
factories have curtailed their
forces and reduced the working
time, that the great army OF idle
men has been increased and the
purchasing power OF those who
have employment has been re-
duced.
The Oakley herald. [volume] (Oakley, Idaho) 1908-1961, 1914-07-17

Don't forget u media Photo.
The Oakley herald. [volume] (Oakley, Idaho) 1908-1961, 1914-07-17
He Laughed
Till he Died.

Taylorburg, Ohio-Abe Skinner, the
village pessimist laughed himsrh to death
from reading BIFFl tie Natioaa Mag
azine of Fun which is making greater
strides than any other mazazine before the
American public today, 1t is magazine
that will keep the whole family in good
humor The staff of Biffl contains artists,
caricaturists, and writers who rank among
the best in the country. Ii is highly illus
uated and printed in colors, twill keep
the whole family cheerful the year ronnd
You can affsrd to spend sI.oo year to do
this. Send this clipping FIFTY CENTS
today to the Publishers of Biff! Dayton,
Ohio, for one years subscription. The re-
gular price is 81 90 and we are making this
SPECIAL OFFER to get acquainted
The Oakley herald. [volume] (Oakley, Idaho) 1908-1961, 1914-07-17
How to Live
100 Years
IL the Name Of a New B 3ok,

Eugene Christian, F. S. D., the worlds
greatest Food Scientist, has Just published
new book called ''How to Live 100
Years"
This book tells you what to eat accord
ing to your age, your work and the Tune
of the year 1t teaches you how to select,
how to combine and how to proportion
Your food at meals SO as to establish per-
feet digestion and assimilation OF TODD
and perfect elimination of waste In 9th
er words. it teaches you how to cure all
stomach and intestinal disorders by re-
moving their causes, which is wrong eating
If YOU have indigestion, gas, ferment-
alton. sour stomach or any such disorders
after meal, this book tells YOU how TO
put the remedy on your table at the next
meal.
DIR. Christian shows that all animals ex-
eept man live about eight times as leng
it takes them to get their growth. II man
should do this he would live nearly 200
Years, but civilized man dies at the aver
age age of 10 He begins to loose his
teeth, his eyes and his hair, and drops in
to bis grave only few years after he is
! grown.
DR.. Christian shows that ~ FER cent Of
all the human beings born into the world
die before they are one year old IS per
cent more die before their fifth birthday,
and more than half of the human race die
before they are twenty-five
All other animals on the globe live
eight times as long as it takes them to
get their growth. Man breathes the same
air. drinks the same water, lives under
the same sunshine, but differs from his
brother animals only in his eating, there
fore DIR. Christian shows conclusively that
this appalling discrepancy must be on &C.
cout of his eating habits and he has proved
that his theory is true by curing over
2 5000 people within the past ten years by
teaching them what to eat and how TO
eat "How to Live 100 Years gives
the secret of his methods
This book does not disarrange or upset
the family table 1t teaches the house
wife what foods the meal should be COM
posed of, SO as to make them chemically
harmonious and perfectly digestable and
healthy.
This book is beautifully bound in vel
lum, and gold lettered Send one dollar
to DIR. Eugene Christian, aI3 West 10Th
Street, New York City, and you will re-
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and if it is not worth its weight in gold
your money will be promptly refunded
to you.
The Oakley herald. [volume] (Oakley, Idaho) 1908-1961, 1914-07-17
Votes for Women,

A suffragette, 90 feet tall and
with a name ofequal proportions
stands at the center of'The Zone"
of the Panama-pacific Interna-
tional Exposition The lady's
name is Miss Panama Pankaline
Imogene Equalrights and She is
clad in the latest STYLE. More
than 500 yards OF cloth are re
CURED for this style. She carries
a drum and a flag labelled Votes
for Women"
We give votes on every article
sold in our store. Help someone
to win the free trip to the Expo
sition.
w. w. QUILLrAN,
Red Cross Drug Store.
The Oakley herald. [volume] (Oakley, Idaho) 1908-1961, 1914-07-17

FOG r. S
Golden Gate
MUSTARD
Pleasant and Pungent,
but don't bite the tongue
Free portraits at U-need-a Photo.
Mrs. Birdie Barnett and her two
children arrived from Payson, Utah
on Thursday, from visit to her sis
ter Mrs. Upton, where she had been
for the past five weeks.
!, The four Oakley wards will meet
in Conjoint session on Sunday even
Mt the Tabernacle. Every body
invited to attend
Turn your pigs loose in your grain
felds after harvest. Turn that gram
which would be otherwise wasted in
to high priced pork.
y Th2 little son of Attorney Dunn
had the misfortune to break his col
lar bone. The little fellow isgettlng
along nicely.
Judson I. Tolman of Murtaugh was
in attendance at the Stake Priesthood
Meeting on Saturday last,
At the Orpheum Friday and Satur-
day Special Feature by Lubin Co,
entitled His Wife" with other pic
lures. including an Edison comedy,
made expressly for laugh. loo.
Miss Lillian Davidson was up from
Burley Tuesday.
The Oakley Silver Band will give
Dance at the Anona Hall (tonight)
Friday. Everybody invited, and a
right royal time is assured to all.
VIM, Jenkins returned on Sunday
from the Idaho Falls country, where
he finished up the last of the sheep
shearinq for this season. Hereports
GOOD run this year and plenty OF
wool
The remainder of Forest Supervis
or CampbelPs furniture arrived or
Saturday. lie has rented the j. W
Elquist home.
Go to the Oakley Implement Co
Successors to the Snake River I'm
plement Co, for your Implement
and Vehicles. We carry the fremon
and Banner Bugg es, Mitchell Wag
ons the celebrated P. & 0. Flows
the best pillow on earth. We als'
carry the Peacock Rock Springs Goa
and the Spring Canyon Coal. w
guarantee all our lines and our price
are right.
WILBURN ROSE, Mgr.
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The Oakley herald. [volume] (Oakley, Idaho) 1908-1961, 1914-07-17
Beware of Ointments for
Catarrh That Contain Mercury

as mercury will surely destroy the sense
of smell and completely derange the
whole system when entering II through
The mucous surfaces. Such articles should
never be used except on prescriptions
from reputable physicians. as the damage
they will do is ten fold to the good you
can possibly derive from them. Hairs
Catarrh Cure. manufactured by F. j.
Cheney & Co., Toledo, o., contains no
mercury and is taken internally. acting
directly upon the blood and mucous sur
faces of the system. In buying Halls
Catarrh Cure be sure you get the genu-
inc. 1t is taken internally and made in
Toledo. Ohio. by f. ]. Cheney e. Co. Tes-
timonials free.
Sold by Druggists. Price 75c per bottle.
Take Halls Family Pills for constipation
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The Oakley herald. [volume] (Oakley, Idaho) 1908-1961, 1914-07-17
MINER & NORTH SIDE RAILROAD

MINER & NORTH SIDE RAILROAD
Train Schedule.
Effective Nov. 10, 1914.
Daily No 4 Stations Daily No. )
Ir4s pm. Lv Milner Ar 3ss pm.
I2:7o pm. Lv. Churchill Ar. gao pm
1890 pm. Lv. Island Ar. $40 pm.
1870 pm. Nv. Marion Ar 600 pm
Iaso pm Ar. Oakley Lv. ago pm
d. c. MAcWATrERs,
vice-president and Gsneral Manager,
Miner, Idaho.
K. 5. JACKSON, Superintendent,
Gooding, Idaho.
]. H. RADCLIFFE, General Passenger
Agent, Miner, Idaho.
The Madison journal. (Tallulah, Madison Parish, La.) 1888-current, 1914-01-17

and soon we were all ensconced In
the hollow Of the ship. A fe : mo-
ment- afterward the rope was cast
off and We glided down the sloping
dock into the water Soon we were
skimming the surface of the canal.
Presently the waves began to rise: the
lights ashore receded: a keen Wind
nipped our faces. knew that we
had passed into the North sea. The
deck was closed and we plunged into
the depths, our periscope alone visi-
bic above the waters.
The lieutenant himself stood at the
steering gear, N olaf beside him.
/ Their gaze vas bent intently upon a
sort of camera obscura, very much re-
sembling the ground glass of a pho
tographic box, upon which we're re-
nected the starry heavens, chan ing
only az the ship altered her course
Three fathoms beneath the surface
we could discern everything above us
by the medium of this eye which con-
nected with 4 long, hollow tube, the
top of which was fitted with q series
Of lenses and rose some feet above
the water Hence the presence of any
vessel would be as discernible as
though We were in an open boat.
We three were gathered together at
the end of the hold. Packed closely
around us was machinery of a compli-
Gated and, to me, unknown type,
though | recognized a barometer. a
huge compressed air tank, gaso-
line tank with a series of pipes and
valves, and the inevitable motor Upon
the side of the ship, close by, hung
couple of pistols. just as Nikolai had
, foretOid. The men, stripped TO the
waist and perspiirng from the heat.
were gathered at the opposite end,
some at work upon the machinery that
liberated the compressed air, one trac-
ing the chart, others engaged upon
some duties connected with the me-
chanism of the boat. Our voices,
when we spoke, reared and re-echoed
within the close confines of our quar-
tiers. watched Nikolai, my he lrt
beating wildly. Presently, quite cas-
ually he ran his fingers through his
hair-the appointed signal. | stepped
to the wall and took down the pistols;
examined them casually: they were
loaded. The lieutenant looked up in
mild surprise.
And then 1t all happened. | stepped
forward somewhat foolishly, and
pointing the weapons at Van Been ans
face; even yet he understood nothing
The Madison journal. (Tallulah, Madison Parish, La.) 1888-current, 1914-01-17
The Stolen
Submarine
An Audacous Hazard of Nkola, Independent Agent as
Related by His Lieutenant Summers
BY H. M. EGBERT
Copyright, 1913, by W. G. Chapman
BY II. M. EGBERT

1t was on THURSDAY, June 20, that
we aid our final plans. The Hertha
had locked; judging by precedent, she
wouh set forth upon the following
evening. The approach to the slip
was guarded by a couple Of marines,
who were relieved periodically; but
we had discovered where Lieut.. Won
Beemin lived, and believed it would
be easy to gain admittance. We
were 10 wait in the proximity of his
house until he left on the following
evening to take up his command. We
would follow close upon his heels and
pass in short distance behind him;
under the circumstances it would be
improbable that the marines would
question US. But to ensure against
any unexpected circumstances, Nike
lai had a forged paper from the min
lstry OF marine, detailing him, with his
orderly-myself-to accompany Won
Beeman upon his next journey.
| confess | was trembling when.
on the ensuing evening, we put this
scheme into execution. II must have
been in the evening, just when the
long twilight was yielding to night,
before We perceived the lieutenant
leave his quarters and stride sharply
down the street. We followed him.
gradually edging up closer. At a
short distance from the entrance to
the slip he swung round on his heel.
Halt" he cried sharply, seeing
our uniforms and thinking us sailors
What the devil are you men
doing here! What ship are you
FROM"
But that it was nearly dark could
have sworn Nikolai grew purple In
the face from feigned wrath.
Attention. sir" he bawled. 81 am
Captain Won Obermeister of the min
The Madison journal. (Tallulah, Madison Parish, La.) 1888-current, 1914-01-17
To Minimize Fire Hazard.

THE fire waste in the United
States, owing to the failure to build
in this country as securely against the
ravages of fire as they do in Europe,
has been estimated to be not less than
S2OO,00O,0OO a year. This is forcing
the rebuilding Of many structures and
will force the rebuilding of a still
greater number in our cities to mini
mize the fire hazard. The rebuilding
must be done and the problem is how
to finance 1t. From actual experience
in Chicago, Milwaukee. Pittsburgh and
some other Cities" says an expert,
"the answer is-the first mortgage
real estate bond"
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choose to expatriate yourself, rath-
there are many careers open to
you"
Curse it, sir, am not weeping over
my disgrace" cried the lieutenant fu-
riOusly. You insulted me, sir, in the
streets of Kiel, and that insult must
be atoned for"
The sailors We're muttering behind
him. They understood the situation
now. BY ones and twos they left their
work and mus red at his side.
Look OUT" cried Nikolai sharp
~. They are going to rush u.s..
He swung the wheel, and | saw the
stars whirl on the silve plate beneath
the Periscope. hen a faint smear OF
blacl showed il Elf among the leap
ing waves, which quietly resolved it.
self INTO a miniature warship, Wit
lighting tops and two long Euns 1T the
stern. A finger of light sprang from
it, quivered er the sea. and remain
ed motionless. Then rom the YES serH
side a tiny blur leaped into tn wave
1t was a IT. of war. And the blur
at the side was q scout motto boat.
We were liscovered-I realized that
in an instant. Heaven be praised.
the English battleship hau not been
searching the seas for u in in!
If only Nikol.i had waited a -ew
brief minutes longer, until they
were alongside! Nov W must stand
Of our enemies until the rescue came.
All these thoughts flashed through my
brain insta ltano ously. My glance had
hardly fal' red, but tat moment O.
indecision was enough. With con-
certed movement the sailor had hurl-
ed themselves on us. The sh VS.
so swift, so limultaneous. tLat tie
bark of my pistol was mufiie- in e
cloth of the lieutenant UNI Jrm, d
the bull I turned side. TE2n, wrap
ping me in his embrace, he Tipped D
the floor and We tumbled and sprawl
ed over the slippery ieel-pl teH. The
rest bore Nikolai to the ground 18th
me, and ain TIL stars whirled
upon the silver plate lF the lbma-
rine, unguidod, plum ed here nd tn T
under the seas.
Two minut-s Liter were tru. ed
and bound and helpleag. The lieuten-
ant called OF hi men nd .ood
over Us, Watching Nikolai with sour
smile.
DO you know Ehs l IN goin to
do with your he asked.
Surrender u to the German GOV
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eminent, l hope" said Nikolai po-
litely. Your articlOB of war would
not justify murder"
Il am going to wiIn out the insult
you offered me in the streets of Kiel,"
shouted Won Beeman, hoarse with pas
sion. You called me a sleeps head,
you impostor!"
Calls head" said Nikolai, mot
sleeps head You shall have your sat
isfaction whenever you make it pos
sible for me to meet you. The Eng
lish laws against dueling are strict
Il am not going to England" shout
ed Won Beeman.
Look at the plate!" retorted Niko-
lai. A sailor had sprung to the
wheel. He steadied the swinging
craft, and there, on the camera OBJ
scura. but filling it completely, was
a scouting boat; it must have been
almost upon us. Then, as | watch
ed. saw a flag float into the picture,
and on it were the stars of the Ger
man flag.
1t was a German warship, and not
an English one, that had discovered
US.
More and more clearly came the
picture of the scouting boat There
could be no mistake. Our ruse had
failed-and. when we thought that We
had snatched victory out of defeat,
once more the cup OF hope had been
dashed from our lips. All chances
was gone; probably death, at best, I'M
prisonment for life. awaited us.
The picture blurred; the submarine
tilted and rose to the surface of the
sea Through the thick sl... ~ .I-
The Madison journal. (Tallulah, Madison Parish, La.) 1888-current, 1914-01-17
Salisbury Not a Courtier,

The bishop Of London on one occa-
sion when he went to buckingham pal
ace told the king that he had passed
Lord Salisbury in an anteroom, but
the latter did not seem to know him.
oh" said King Edward, Lord Sails
bury never recognizes anyone" and
going to bureau he took out new
portrait of himself and handed 1t to
the bishop. saying: What do you
think of this?" "A very excellent like
ness, sir" said the bishop. when /
showed it to Salisbury said the king,
"he looked hard at it and then said:
Poor old Butler! | wonder II he's as
stupid as he looks"
The Madison journal. (Tallulah, Madison Parish, La.) 1888-current, 1914-01-17
His Turn for the Feather.

Two motorists, having almost ruined
their tempers-and their times-in a
vain attempt to find a hotel with a
vacant bed, were at last forced to
make the best of a small inn.
Even then they had TO share bed.
which was-and on this the landlord
laid great stress-a feather bed.
They turned in, and one Of the pair
was soon fast asleep; the other was
not. He could not manage to dodge
the bumps and heard hour after hour
strike on the church clock until 3
a. m, when he also struck.
He did this by violently shaking
his snoring friend.
What's the matter?" growled the
other. 1T can't be time to get up
YETI"
mo, 1t isn't" retorted his friend
continuing to shake him, but it's my
turn to sleep on the feather"
The Madison journal. (Tallulah, Madison Parish, La.) 1888-current, 1914-01-17
TIE Sailors had 5mlsd themselves az Us.

istry of marine" | saw the lieutenant
bring his heels together with a click;
he stood stiff as a ramrod and his
hand went up to the salute mechan-
ically. Nikolai sputtered and storm
ed inarticulately for a few mo-
ments.
Schmidt he cried to me at
length, withdraw seventeen PAGES in
accordance with the regulations"
| understood only the motion of the
hand. But Nikolai explained to me
subsequently that this was the FORM
ula prescribed in the case of an officer
intending to admonish a subordinate.
According to the rules of the service.
no officer might febuke another in
the presence of an enlisted man.
Hardly had . withdrawn when
saw Nikolai leap toward the lieuten-
ant and metaphorically rend him. His
voice, a continuous low basso, was
hardly punctuated by the lieutenant's
high-pitched apologies. Won Bee
man was limp and actually trembling
when Nikolai, having concluded his
lecture, recalled me. MY orderly,
Schmidt, accompanies me-" snarled
Nicolai. You have read the order?
Forward, March,"
And We passed into the slip where
long, low. oval craft was moored
with ropes against a slopins dock. AS
we approached, a half dozen sailors
rose and stood at attention.
will you step aboard, sir?" ask
ed the lieutenant with Difference. Nj
kolai accepted the invitation; I fol-
lowed him; then came the lieutenant,
the sailors trooping In behind him;
The Madison journal. (Tallulah, Madison Parish, La.) 1888-current, 1914-01-17

He began to retreat from me, try
ing to speak, stunned by my demShn-
or. | pressed him back to the other
end of the ship. The sailors had
risen to their feet and stood watch
ing me open-mouthed, Nikolai bend
ing over the camera, apparently Who'll
ly Indifferent. At that moment
seemed to be living in an unreal and
grotesque dream.
The lieutenant broke the silence.
MY Cod" he screamed in German,
the fellow has gone mad! Captain
Won Obermeister!"
Nikolai looked up. AT your Eerv.
ice, sir" he said.
Take his pistols away. He is in.
sane. 1t is the HEATH
Schmidt is acting under my or,
ders," replied Nikolai. Keep your
end of the boat. lieutenant, or you die
And the first man." he added, thai
stirs toward US dies. To work, men,
he continued in German. The stupe
fed sailors obeyed
Then Nikolai turned to the lieuten
ant again. You are entitled to an
explanation and you shall have it," he
said. 81 represent the British gov
eminent. and our course is laid fol
Portsmouth harbor"
He spoke in English. which. like al
German naval officers, the lieutenan,
understood perfectly Won Beemar
stared at him wildly; then suddenly
he burst into sobs.
Come. man." said Nikolai, with
some sympathy. things are not as
bad as they might be. At least you
can have your life. And. II YOU
The Madison journal. (Tallulah, Madison Parish, La.) 1888-current, 1914-01-17
Not One Alike,

Our neighbours wife reports this
conversation with the young man who
comes to take the grocery orders:
step in and get warm-you look
half frozen"
Thank you, ma'am. It's queer
weather we're getting"
"Yes, it's so changeable."
That's the word. ma'am. We don't
get q single day alike, do we?"-Cleve-
land Plain Dealer.
The Madison journal. (Tallulah, Madison Parish, La.) 1888-current, 1914-01-17
''CASCARETS' FOR
A BILIOUS LIVER
For sick headache, bad breath,
Sour Stomach and
constipation.
Get a 10-cent box now.

yet lucent DOX now.
No odds how bad your liver. stomach
or bowels; how much your head
aches, how miserable and uncomfort-
able you are from constipation, indiges.
ton. biliousness and sluggish bowels
you always get the desired results
with Cascarets
Don't let your stomach, liver and
bowels make you miserable. Take
Cascarets tonight; put n end to the
headache. biliousness. dizziness, nerv-
BUSINESS, sick. sour, 5sy stomach,
backache and all other distress;
cleanse your inside organs OF all the
bile, gases and constipated matter
which is producing the misery.
A 10-cent box means health, happi-
ness and a clear head for months.
No more days of gloom and distress
II you will take a Cascaret now and
then. All stores sell Cascarets. Don't
forget the children-their little In
sides need cleansing. too. Adv.
The Madison journal. (Tallulah, Madison Parish, La.) 1888-current, 1914-01-17
Praise Lydia E. Pinkhan's Vegetable Compound
Wonderful Case Of Mrs. Stephenson,
on the Pacific Coast.

HcE, OELGoS-I sick with what four doctors
called IOstraO treated by them several years.
would Ne better while then back in the old again had
iap the heart bad, antn spells and
that spoon dropping the floor would nearly kill could
m the gtest weight without making sck fact about
sick miserable could be- medicines adj
Use and thought would them, and thankful did for
tay helped took bottles of Lydia +.
Pkhams Vegetable Compound ard also the Sanave Wash.
Sine then lave used them whenever felt sick Your remedies
the only employ You liberty publish this let
t. VI W. STEPHENSON, Independence, Oregon
The Madison journal. (Tallulah, Madison Parish, La.) 1888-current, 1914-01-17
COLDS r laGRlPPE

s or doses 666 will break any case
of Chills & Fever, Colds & LaGrippe;
1t acts on the liver better than Gallo
mel and does not grippe or sicken.
Price 25c-AdY.
The Madison journal. (Tallulah, Madison Parish, La.) 1888-current, 1914-01-17
SPELLING Reform.

Are you a spelling reformer?"
81 am-to the extent OF not believ-
ing that McMix ought to be recognized
as the Irish word for 1909"
The Madison journal. (Tallulah, Madison Parish, La.) 1888-current, 1914-01-17
More Work.

Hello, old man; on your way
homer"
Yep"
Days work all done?"
Not much. Wife just telephoned
me to come home and button up her
dress in the back, as she had to 81
out"
The Madison journal. (Tallulah, Madison Parish, La.) 1888-current, 1914-01-17
In Pieces.

What was the first thing you did
after the auto blew up?"
IL kinda collected myself"
The Madison journal. (Tallulah, Madison Parish, La.) 1888-current, 1914-01-17

Mrs. winslow's Soothing Syrup for Children
teething, softens the gums, reduces inhamma-
tion, allays pain cures wind colo 25c bottleAay
The Madison journal. (Tallulah, Madison Parish, La.) 1888-current, 1914-01-17

Every time a man turns a corner on
the road to success he bumps into a
toll gate
The Madison journal. (Tallulah, Madison Parish, La.) 1888-current, 1914-01-17

Sometimes a smart man gets paid
for not doing things he might.