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Evening times-Republican. [volume] (Marshalltown, Iowa) 1890-1923, 1914-08-21
Southern Iown Items

his wav, he was permitted 10 90 allss
The surgeon had dressed has many
wounds No serious results are antiei-
patcd.
Essex.
what became Of Mrs Tolander
body is I. mystery. I, Was raised iron,
the sunken ship, Empress OF Ireland, a.
Quebec and ordered SHIPPED %
ODDS Iowa, the nearest railroad sta
ton TO her old home at Swed es3urs n
Henry county Mr. and Mrs. A. K Pc
terson went there and waited a. week
Tor it's arrival but il did not come.
Teiegraphing brought TO results and
they came horne. Mr. Tolander in Can
ada is just as much in the dark Last
Friday Mr. Peterson ,elegraphed an In
inquiry from here TO the United states
consul at Quebec. He answered thaS
he knew nothing about it out wouid
invest.sate AID wire him. Nothins
came Of il, and the body Of his sister
is as much lost as. il il were sim al
the bottom OF the sea. No one knows
where il is Mr. Peterson will send.
another dispatch TO theseonsul for the
suspense is getting hard 10 bear.
Clinton.
Going over fourteen foot dam, and
getting spilled in the swift ccrrent
north Of Clinton, were Two Of the most
exciting experiences Of ;. VI. Goodrich
OF Saltwater, who is jour1eying TO
New Orleans IN a canoe. Goodrlch
reached Clinton Tuesday. he says his
dam experience was one calculated TO
shake his nerves a bit. The canoist
landed some 40 miles up the river to
sleep. but was driven out by the
IL
stream and fell asleep. the roar of
darn awakened him but it was then
too late TO back up. The frail craft
went over. but remained right side up
and shot on down the stream. Good
! rich tipped over few miles north OF
Clinton but succeeded in crawling back
! into the canoe, and rescuing his suit
/ case from the water He has another
] month to complete the trip, which Is
/ being made on a bet
i Burlington.
! Milton Hoppe, the 12-year- son
| of Mrs. Al Hoppe Of III Spring street,
was struck By an automobile Shortly
] before noon Tuesday at the corEer
/ of High and Seventh streets. The 1T
| tie boy was riding his bicycle down
| High street and accordingto witnesses.
rode in front of the car so that the
driver could not possibly avoid hitting
j him altho he turned the machine INTO
the curb to do So Milton was Knocked
from his bicycle and struck the pr1cR
pavement with such force as to KNOCK
him senseless The occupants OF the
4 car. who were Marshalltown people
carried the lad to the parking andIwe re
i working over him when DR.. Iaisel
came by just as they were about t.
Il carry the boy to the hospital. The en-.
4 tire party accompanied the doctor te
; Millions home where hts injuries were
Z; attended s "a FiaS boy soon reeainee
CONSCIOUSNESS, and no serious leneeti
!, are feareSfrom the accident .s
Evening times-Republican. [volume] (Marshalltown, Iowa) 1890-1923, 1914-08-21
Clarion News items.

specia! TO Times Republican.
Clarion. Aug. 21.-Prof. Q. II. Ben
son. Of Washington. d. c.. passed thru
here "Wednesday evening on ms way 10
Waterloo. He will leave his family at
Waterloo while he goes east 10 res'.>le
his duties in the agricultural depart
meut. He has been managing the
chautauqua at Goldheld.
]. w. Cagley. the ice cream manu-
facturer. returned from Charles City.
where he went to get his household
goods and his family. He Will occupy
one of the houses Of Mrs. E. Alder,
The sunday school class of Miss
fl1cv Un1breit in the Congregational
church enjoyed a picnic Wednesday az
'Gcldaeld They were accompanied BY
Miss Umbret and Rev. and Mrs. \. h.
est.
The BABY SHOW al the coming coun-
iy fair continues 10 grow in interest.
Ninety tNyC babies have been entered
ard they continue 10 come. DR.. X. h
sylvester the noted psychologist from
ihe state university, VIII DO present
and assist with the contest
4 Very large number OF the mem
bers ano friends OF the NJ E. church
went TO Goldfeld Thursday FOR a pic
ME-. Conyeyances- were at the church
in the morning at $50 o'clock and
many were present then to go. Prof.
VI. L. Howell had charge of the con-
tests. and Mrs. s. 3. Ferguson and Mrs.
W w. eou-son took care of the en-
teIraipment
J. D. Mosely and family are enjoying
a TWO weeks outing IN cottage al
Spirit Lake
Mrs <. j. Tillinghast went to Vim
ton yesterday to visit relatives and
friends Tor ten days.
The Clarion concert bank returned
yesterday from the Ta.na- Toiedo chau-
tauqua where they gave two concerts.
They We're accompanied BY f. j. Nc
Coy. Hugo Rohri1ach, Mrs. ]. l.. Lund-
biad. Mrs. II. L. Scott. George Richards
and 4. a Linfor. II seems from reports
that rhey were very well received, in
Guiding especially the vocalists just
named. VINO rendered several numbers.
The report states that the band was
as well received a 6 any band that ever
played at that chautauqua, and steps
twere taken to obtain their services for
tthe ehautauaua of next year.
Evening times-Republican. [volume] (Marshalltown, Iowa) 1890-1923, 1914-08-21
FIRE At WELLSBURG.
Feed Sized and Lumber YARDS Damaged
Cali Fer Help Meets Response.
Special TO Times Republican.

specIa- 20 Times Repu6l.can.
Grundy Center. Aug IA fire IF
unknown origin started in the Suittjer
feed shed al Wellsburg Yesterday az
te.noon about O'clock and soon the
entire Gown was IN danger. Telephone
calls we're sent TO neighbo-ing towns
for help and auto loads began TO corle
in from al directions. The fire sprea3
10 the Lindanan lumber yard and
threatened the stores Of Charles
Schrage. Reikena and I.utrerr2ans, all
o these bu:l6ings being OF frame con-
straciion. About O'Clock wo-d was
sent OUT that the fire was under con-
-roI
Evening times-Republican. [volume] (Marshalltown, Iowa) 1890-1923, 1914-08-21
Trying to Locate shimek.

Special 70 Times Republican.
Iowa civ Aug. 2I-Dr. r. H. Nc
bride president OF Iowa University.
has appealed 10 Secretary William
Jennings Bryan tosa5d il securing in
formation concerning Prof. Bohuma
ShimeH ot the department ot botany.
s L. l. who has not been heard from
since he wrote from Vienna weeks pc
fore the war broke out AIr. Bryan has
nnt resnnnfeE
Evening times-Republican. [volume] (Marshalltown, Iowa) 1890-1923, 1914-08-21
Carroll Fair Attendance Falls Short,
Special to imes-Repubiican

Carroll, Aug. 21-Better attendance
greeted the second days races at the
Carroll county fair, but in order 20
bring it up to last years record to-
morrow will have to be better than in
former years. The association spent
s1.4o0 this year in special attractions,
and IL is' doubtful IL enough Will be
taken in to pay expenses. The special
attraction for the last day will be the
exhibition mile. event by the king of
PAGERS, Franklin Pierce. and besides
lowering the track record an effort will
be made to lower his own record Of
2:08.
Evening times-Republican. [volume] (Marshalltown, Iowa) 1890-1923, 1914-08-21

''what CARED We fight q big laddis
like that for?" said the mother. - she
wiped the blood from his nose.
"And I'll fight him again." said the
boy, IF he says Scotsmen wear kits
because their feet are too big to geS
into their trousers."-Tit-B Bits.
Evening times-Republican. [volume] (Marshalltown, Iowa) 1890-1923, 1914-08-21
wriah. couo.y Farmer Injured.

Special 70 Times Republican,
BOWS. Aug. 2l--Tnompson Ross, one
of the Wright county pioneers. was
seriously :nju-ea when the team ne
was driving ran away. Mr. Ross was
thrown upon his head and shoulders
ana was unconscious for several hours
Evening times-Republican. [volume] (Marshalltown, Iowa) 1890-1923, 1914-08-21
tn. Last straw,

One day a Scottish boy and an Eng
lish boy who were fighting We're sepa-
rated by their respective mothers with
difficulty, the Scottish boy though the
smaller. being far the most pug.
nacious.
Evening times-Republican. [volume] (Marshalltown, Iowa) 1890-1923, 1914-08-21
a Hint 70 the Wise /. Sufficient.

when constipated take Chamherlain's
Tablets They are easy 10 take and
most agreeable in effect. For sale by
all druggists.
Evening times-Republican. [volume] (Marshalltown, Iowa) 1890-1923, 1914-08-21
RATE RULING HELPS ELEVATORS.


VVkVTr UT
Sioux City, Aug. 2l.--The recent rate
decision of the Interstate. commerce
commission in ordering a reduction on
inbound rates to Sioux City from
rG;Hss in Nebraska Iowa South Da-
kota and Minnesota will in all prob
aHiity cause the Terminal Elevator
Company to rebuild Its large elevator
Evening times-Republican. [volume] (Marshalltown, Iowa) 1890-1923, 1914-08-21
MINNEAPOLIS & ST. LOUIS.

az NORTH BOUND. Leave.
Twin Cities Mail daily -. g.: 10 a m.
Mason City Mail Eek SUM. $50 D. m.
Twin City Limited daily. 2:10 a m
local Freight lex SUM- -. ga a. N.
SOUTH BOUND.
St Louis and Kansas City
HAIL daily $50 p m.
Peoria Express, lex. SUM-. 9:05 a. m.
st Louis and Peoria Linn
8eed daily ............. 4:01 am.
Eeocai Freight Eek. SUM- -. 700 a. m
STORY CITY BRANCH
Leave. Arrive
$40 q m. Stock Express
Eek SUM- ...... s:45 a. m
1:io Is = Mixed Eek SUM- 4:45 p. m
Evening times-Republican. [volume] (Marshalltown, Iowa) 1890-1923, 1914-08-21
CHICAGO GREAT WESTERN.
"Corn Belt Route"
GOING SOUTH
InA and K c

No. l-S,. Joe and x. c.
limited .................. $40 a. N.
No. 3-K c. Mail & Express e:ls p. II.
No. 5-kansas City and ST.
Joseph ...............,. 1855 a n.
No. Sway Freight 1875 a n.
40. 55-Des Moines Mail 80. Ga p. m
GOING NORTH.
No. Twin Cities Limited 1880 p. N
No. 4-Chicaso and St Paul
Express ............... 1855 a m
No. 81 1: % p n
mo. S0-Way Freight 49,. T:45 a m
NO. s-Chicago Filler ...... 80 p. N
Except SUNDAY.
Evening times-Republican. [volume] (Marshalltown, Iowa) 1890-1923, 1914-08-21
Head,e,,. ana N.ryou.ne.. Cured.

Headache and Nervousness Cured.
"Chamberlain,s Tablets are, entitled
to all the praise I cam give them"
writes Mrs Richard dip, Spencerport,
N. Y They have cured me of headache
and nervousness and restored me to my
normal health" For sale by all drug
Rists.
Evening times-Republican. [volume] (Marshalltown, Iowa) 1890-1923, 1914-08-21
CHICAGO & NORTHWESTERN.
Effective 1901 a H., MAY q.

Effective 12:u a. H., hay u.
GOING WEST.
NO. 11-Denver Special -. l: 35 a. m.
No. Los Angeles Limited 5:2i a. m.
No. 3-China and Japan
Express .......... $3.50 a. m.
No. 29-Ames Passenger .il:05 a. III.
No. 5-Des Moines Passen-
ger OBSERVATION-DISCLOSURES. $50 p. m.
No. 13-HawkeyeE Express 1888 p. m.
No 17-Oregon and Wash
ington Special .-........ 4:4s a. m.
No. 42-Local Freight .....11:20 a. m.
GOING EAST.
No. 14-Denver Special -. SIS a. n.
No. 4-Des Moines Passen
ger Observation-Disclosures. :s2 a. m.
|SSo. 12-Denver Special -. /: 10 p m.
No. 1s-Oregon and wash
ington Special ........... 2:30 a. m.
No. 30-Clinton Passenger. 81 p N.
No. 6-Atlantic Express -. SIS p m.
30 22-Chicago Special ..11:5s ?. m.
No. 10-Eastern Express ;. Glib a. m.
No. 42-Loca1 Freight $50. /: so p. m.
Nos. 5, 43, and ~ daily except Sun
lay. No. 30 daily to Cedar Rapids.
Evening times-Republican. [volume] (Marshalltown, Iowa) 1890-1923, 1914-08-21
RAILROAD TINE TABLE

Price 81 and So a bottle.
TaÌˆgliche Omaha tribuÌˆne. [volume] (Omaha, Nebr.) 1912-1926, 1914-11-26
RnerRennnns oer gimes

Sie 2Dnbpnsr Zines idreih inter
benz s. Sttubcr: Die frdftigen OsutIden
Sperationen gu 9anbs sren3en an Golls
iabnbeit. 0ie 9eut1den leiiten artrtens
~neusipert6en 8ibertdnb In gnr3 9orbs
fruntrei9 unb beIhrdnten fid uuf benz
re9ten 5liigel t~sineslpegs duf bic 4btDehr.
sic maiden sroBe gnitrengunsen, I'm
Qntperpen 81 nsbmen unb hdben stnige
8ortI6ritte gsluadt. sic brdngen Sugleia
bon SFpreubsn bsr in RnBIanb Elm, unb
pbtpobl ibr @urmurI1 nod benz Rienen
in ole @inOe a~eritreut 1T. 5eust CT BON
ibrem Mtut6. Git ridden iebt nit srobeH
MaFen ouf elmer 5ront BON 100 1ieilsn
in GlibpDlsn gtgsu bic rufii6en armten
an Der @eidIel. Our cine RdtiOn init
flint Milipnsn gebienter Mdnner fam 10
pisle unternebmunsen Su glei4er Set bers
iuaen. Die Deutiden neifeH in sur5st
iebr quite Qeitungen duf unO toenr tie nlr
ben &rieg unitGnOtg fiilrten, 10 fpdret Fs
piirbige @egner.
Die in ben a%usIiibruneen Der Zines
~entboltene Anertsnnung Der beltIten aeis
ftuneen piegt i'm 70 fdrerer, dls Der
G9luBfas beutIi4 3eigt, nie ipiberpiliG
fie ma SoIt.
TaÌˆgliche Omaha tribuÌˆne. [volume] (Omaha, Nebr.) 1912-1926, 1914-11-26
Gin gsprt Ses grafen sdlisfisn.

GcnerdlfelOmariaoa @raT BON 6dIieFs
fen, Der 8orednser iebigen @snerdIttobss
hefs BON Mpltte, bat burh feline aus
idduunsen aber Seetesfibruns einn
beoeutenoen GintluB auf bic Oeltlde
Strategic unb sattit g%etppnnen, uuO 10
finb e benn in ID mander 5inii6t IsiHt
8ebanten, bic in benz iebigen aritge our
ausfiibrlug selangsn, 8pr allen bat q
INNER piener ais bds hohite 3isI beg
mobernen &rieses bic 8ernidtuag oss
fetnDlihen 8elbbesrss bingeitelt uno pers
lanet, bag Der Geloberr dnes an cine
iplhe 8ernidtungsi4ladt ieBs. GieIe ~
pruntboler anf4aaIihteit imnter pieoir
b~Oraetrdgenen SSssn puroen BON mdn9ea
fir einieitig SeluItsa, uuo man rt ltt, %
fid benn bic gauge mDbsrne aris sf4nf
in bieIem einsiseu 8ssrifi erI9opfc. aui
Iolhe GinpiirIs bate @raf q leGul
Ilets cine t~reIfeuOe Grmibernne; eJa, q
mag ia n uspeilig ieiH4, uitiais q,
,es tonmt ebea INNER out Das
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Brownsville herald. [volume] (Brownsville, Tex.) 1910-current, 1914-04-07
Welcome
Michigan University EieUeh.

The invasion of the east 10y the tniver-
>ity of Michigan football team Tor the in
tCrscctiOnai game with Harvard at Cam
bridge Oh Octuncr 81 viii be marked by
>nmc unusual features IN the way ot wei
come and entertainment. Plans are al
ready being considered IN both the llar-
yaru Student l~idy and the University Of
Michigan alumni living IN New England
to make the trip a memorable one. \ per
mdnent organization has been formed 10y
the Michigan alumni To assist the Ann
.Arhor squad ia every way possible during
its STAY i'm the east. This association has
been assured ~ hearty cooperation by the
Harvard football authorities and the va
riouS Cambridge student bodies. Ii j.
probable that the Michigan players will
spent several days previous To the game
at TRINITY COLLEGE. Hartford. preparing
tor what j. generally considered a test
81 the relative merits Of the eastern and
western football play and coaching.
Brownsville herald. [volume] (Brownsville, Tex.) 1910-current, 1914-04-07
College GdUOrS RemOUiug
Coaches From Side Lines

The attitude III the university If Penn.
.>ylvania regarding the abolition If the
coach from the Sidclinc> during the play
ing of intercollegiate gamcs il rcflccting
in an editorial from The Pennsylvania
which ia part. il a. follows:
PENNSYLVANIA has not decided on her
poSition-at least none has been an.
nounccd hut il y quite grcrally under
stood that the athletic authorities are in
favor Of removing the cnachcs during he
actual playiny of the game.
1T l. not a qucStiIn which touches
baseball alone. The other sports. particu-
larry football. should Ice treated i'm the
: way. II il a move which points to.
ward an improved era ~ intercollegiate
athletics il promises better and cleaner
games. II j. a step which takes away the
idea that victory Is everything Ii allows
more enjoyment for those in the game.
Instead of watching u number of ma.
AirfmuctT ihtcom>nounceSt aJulha
chimes on the playing field. each irving
70 carry out instructions. We will sec 4
number Of individuals playing the game
- best they can. Each one will ~ doing
his own thinking: each one will H. play
ing his own game. II will no longer hc y
contest between the coaches each one
irving to outwit the oihcr- hut "A contest
between the teams If two Institutions
the better one winning
Brownsville herald. [volume] (Brownsville, Tex.) 1910-current, 1914-04-07
PrinCefOn's Track Prestige to
BE Enhanced by NeiU Ruling

wiplayrl
al discussing the Princeton track and
field prospects Tor this season coach Keen
Fitzpatrick said recently:
The new intercollegiate ruling regard
ing points fpr fourth and fifth places.
puts "A premium On cNcG mediocre talent.
II a coach can Successfully develop "A well
balanccr team of third string men. they
can compete with a team composed chief
IN of a few ,tarS. This method uf rating
points should materially enhance Prince
tons prestige ia track circles for the com
ing season.
Taking the various events az units.
Princeton j. particularly strong this year
in the Middle distances. the pole vault
and the high jump. The sprints. the quar-
ter mile. the hammer throw and the broad
jump are. a. the other hand. rather weak
in that few candidates are reporting for
these events are present.
Brownsville herald. [volume] (Brownsville, Tex.) 1910-current, 1914-04-07

ard athletics Of late years has been the
cadilv increasing fricndlineS>. and conf
.cncc of the relation between Harvard
md Yale. Years ago this relation WAS
frequently disturbed ~ suspicious which
we're often too nearly ~warrantablc. aud
for which each college was 40 doubt ~
part responsible. To expect that every
PLAYER in every contest Will always du
Xactly right toward his apparent il To
Xpcct something a little beyond human
nature. but in general il may bc said
that the games between Harvard aud
Vale are now among the fricndlic>t and
clcancst. a. they have long been among
the most intense. of college games. and
that the agreeable Negotiations between
Harvard and Yale about them are among
the most agreeable Negotiations of the col
lcgc year.
Brownsville herald. [volume] (Brownsville, Tex.) 1910-current, 1914-04-07
TiCO College Teams May Go
To H0iU0H This Summer.

The desire for new fields To conquer
may lead to IN invasion oi the uawlian
Islands hv two college teams during the
coming summer. An independent team
composed ~ Harvard university PLAYERS
considering the trip AMI The winning nine
IN the annual series hci WcrH stanford ad
Califoria universities has been formally
invited 10 plan al Honolulu. The invita-.
tion has been extended hy the Oahu
League which desires that the Pacific
coast university team spend III least one
month in the Hawaiian Islands ~ the
expense ~ the League.
Baseball II very popular throughout
the Hawaiian Islands. aud \ number ~
organized teams PLAY the game during the
major portion II the wear. The Oahu
league J. compoSe1 cf he more imnortant
mines about Honolulu. This organization
j. now constructing a bali park that will
compare favnrahly with those IN this
ruutry. The large grand>tRnd will ~ com
nlttcd for official opening On the occasion
~ the first game with The v~isitin. team
should the invitation hr acccptcd.
That the Island ball PLAYERS provide
WORTHY competition for the best collegiate
nine j. apparent from the showing of
the Hawaiian Chinese nine during the
past and present invnsionS II the T-nitcl
states. This team will not H. i'll the ~
lands during the coming season a. it,
schedule with eastern universities in this
country extends through the spmmcr
months. hut teams of like calibrc will Ice
met IN the Honolulu series by the visit.
ing %cnllegians.
Brownsville herald. [volume] (Brownsville, Tex.) 1910-current, 1914-04-07
HOT ELECTION ON
AT SAN BENIT0
EXPECTED THAT LARGEST VOTE
EVER POLLED IN MUNICIPAL
CAMPAIGN THERE WILL BE
pOLLED TODAY.
lSrrcinI h Thc HcrnIdl

san Bcnito. Texas. April AT l:W
o'clock this afternoon a total of one hun.
dred and ninety votes had been east in
the municipal election here today. and
indications are that the town'I total
vote of three hundred will turn ont for
the election. The vNotc already east l.
more than ever east in "A San Ecnito
municipal election before. and there j.
still half 4 day "a ~. Interest j. intense
and both sides Of the campaign are fight
Brownsville herald. [volume] (Brownsville, Tex.) 1910-current, 1914-04-07
PROJECT

New York. April THE Venezuelan
Officers who have been hiding in Curacao
and Trinidad several months. have aban-
doned their revolutionary projects for the
time being. ling 10 General r.. Al.
cantra. D Of the revolutionary chiefs
o IN this city. The cxilcs had hoped
10 Grpn>c Juan Vicente Gomez. the pres
idcnt ~ Venezuela. but had been ham
pcrcd by a lack Of capital. ID II stated.
Brownsville herald. [volume] (Brownsville, Tex.) 1910-current, 1914-04-07

1t has proved itself by winning all worlds awards for merit
1t hold all records for
1t holds the Elliott-Cresson medal awarded by the Franklin Institute
of Pennsylvania-the highest mechanical award.
Brownsville herald. [volume] (Brownsville, Tex.) 1910-current, 1914-04-07

lcgistc athletics are coming back 10 stan
Tor what they first wcre-the sport al
%gcntalc men and played under a f%gcntlc
mans code of honor. Willingly or mwill
ingly. the men in the big games PLAY fair
gentlemen and played under a gentle.
manly than before. The standard l. set
This progresses over the land. and gives
force 10 every local well directed effort
Brownsville herald. [volume] (Brownsville, Tex.) 1910-current, 1914-04-07
ing tooth and nail.

ing TOOTH n nail.
Notice that several votes will he con.
tested has already been filed. and il is
anticipated that these votes will be TAX.
cn % the courts by the side that loses
In he campaign.
The administration ticket H. headed ~
u w. Lyon for mayor. and his commits.
SioncrS are :. Campbell aud Duke Jones.
The citizens ticket j. headed by T.. y.
Blount. and his running mates are T..
y. BOhner and G. w. Wilt.
The race will be very close
Brownsville herald. [volume] (Brownsville, Tex.) 1910-current, 1914-04-07
Yale And Harvard Becoming
More Friendly as Years Pass

Professor Briggs. chairman of the liar.
Observation-Disclosures rdletaoincmfwyp
vard Athletic Association i'm his annual
report touches on the improved attitude
~ Harvard and Yale intcr-varsity athlet-
icS ~ follows:
Not hthe least important thing in liar
Brownsville herald. [volume] (Brownsville, Tex.) 1910-current, 1914-04-07
SHIP ENGINEER
Is FR0ZES IN
THE TROPICS

New York. y. r.. April Engineer
Brnckhill uf the steamer Elcordohcs was
frozen ia the tropics when he was trap
ped la The steamers rcfrigcrator's ac-
cording Il news brought to port by the
steamer TO-DAY.
Brownsville herald. [volume] (Brownsville, Tex.) 1910-current, 1914-04-07
WEATHER TAKEN
LONG DROP IN
NORTH TEXAS

Dallas Texas. April IA northcr n
sweeping over the Southwest today. The
temperature dropped at some points a.
much a. forty degrees.
Brownsville herald. [volume] (Brownsville, Tex.) 1910-current, 1914-04-07

Correspondent wants 60 know the diff
ference between \ tango dancer and "A
bowling dervish. Well. a tango dancer
doesn't howl.-W Washington Herald.
Brownsville herald. [volume] (Brownsville, Tex.) 1910-current, 1914-04-07

The high cost ~ living can bc reduced
~ reducing the high cost ~ marketing.
Brownsville herald. [volume] (Brownsville, Tex.) 1910-current, 1914-04-07

One thing is To secure good roads
another. 10 keep them.
Brownsville herald. [volume] (Brownsville, Tex.) 1910-current, 1914-04-07

Only the man whose earnings exceed
his %spendings lives ON Easy street.
The day book. [volume] (Chicago, Ill.) 1911-1917, 1914-05-22


1t must be awfuIIy annoying to be
rich and have a lot of Unrich tax Of
ficials rudely insist on making you
pay your taxes.
Can't tax gatheTers understand
that those who have, hate to give it
up?
Haven't they read in the Bible that
to him who hath shall be given?
What a lovely time the rich
would have in this world if there were
no poor to poster 'em.
We're for that-Iet's abolish pow
erty and make everybody rich.
Evidently Teddy,is willing to per-
NIT Republicans to exist if he can ar
range the manner of existence.
The president listened to Judge
Lindsey, but young Rockefeller
wouldn't even see him.
But then, very likely, young Rookie
teller thinks he is a bigger man than
the president because he has more
money.
In-the' meantime they say old John
D. is so afraid he'll be poisoned that
he watches the cooking of his own
meals.
The next step will be for the old
cUss to do his own cooking.
What's the use of being the richest
man in the world if you haven't
enough money to buy hair for a bald
head?
All right, give that committee the
ten or eleven thousand dollars and
let's have another look at vice.
People are so interested in vice
that if they can't indulge in it they
like to investigate it.
Why is it that vice is so interest
ing?
And why is it that we like virtue
best in the other fellow?
And why is it that men insist on
yvi7-f11o in THEIR OWN vuOD1on ond