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Daily capital journal. (Salem, Oregon) 1903-1919, 1914-09-21
AN ovERRuRnENEn WIFE

II the work thOt women do and the
pains they suffer could De measured in
figures, what q terrible array they
would present. Through girlhood, wife.
hood and notberhood woman tolls on,
often suffering with baekache, pains In
side, headaches and nervousness. which
are tell.tale symptoms Of orgunic de.
rangcments which Lydia H. piukhHm =
Vegetable Compound mnde from roots
and herbs can undoubtedly correct,
Women who suffer should not give up
hope until they have given It trial
Daily capital journal. (Salem, Oregon) 1903-1919, 1914-09-21

SALEM HUMANE soCIETY-D. D..
Keeler, president; Mrs. Lou Tilson,
secretary. All eases of cruelty or
neglect Of dumb animals should be-
reported to the secretary for invssti-
CATION.
Daily capital journal. (Salem, Oregon) 1903-1919, 1914-09-21
FoR SALE

FOR SALE-One Of the best suburban
homes, Ia miles south Of Salem.
Come and see it. Price right; terms.
Z. NJ. Law. Phone 250l.J.3.
Daily capital journal. (Salem, Oregon) 1903-1919, 1914-09-21
PRESIDENT WILSON
HAS HOPES FOR PEACE

Washington, sept 81, President vii.
SOU told callers today that he was
earnestly and prayeriully' trying TO
further the cause Of peace in Europe.
Tie said he was anxious that the cor.
respondents NOT print stories putting
the administration in a false or foolish
light tie was particularly displeascd
with stories that he contemplated call.
ing world y peace congress. Such
articles, the president said he feared
would hamper his efforts to bring about
peace IN Europe.
Daily capital journal. (Salem, Oregon) 1903-1919, 1914-09-21
i Lame Kidney Trouble Causes

Il don't take long for kidney and
bladder trouble TO give you lame
back, and even worse IL not checked.
Afrs. II. z. Straynge, Gainesville, Ga.
vas fairly down on her back With kid
ney trouble and inflamed bladder She
Gays: 81 took Foley Kidney Pills and
now my back is stronger than in years.
and kidney trouble and painful blad-
der sensation have entirely gone. "
Good druggists are glad TO sell Foley
Kidney Pills because they always help.
They contain no habit-forrning drugs
J. Q. Perry.
Daily capital journal. (Salem, Oregon) 1903-1919, 1914-09-21
DR.. STONES
Drug Store

The only cash drug store in Oregon,
owes no one, aud no one owes Ii; car.
rics large stock; It's shelves, counters
and show cases are loaded with drugs,
medicines notions, toilet articles, wines
and liquors Of all kinds for medicinal
purposes. DR., Stone is regular gradu.
ate In medicine and has bad many
years OF experience In the practice.
Consultations arc free. Prescriptions
are FREQ and only regular price for
medicine. DR. Stone can be found at
his drug store, Salient Oregon, from
$40 In the morning until 5 ut night.
Free delivery to oil parts Of the city
and within radius Of 100 miles.
Daily capital journal. (Salem, Oregon) 1903-1919, 1914-09-21

Walter Caron, deputy sheriff Of Mar.
ion county and marshal of lone, Satur-
day night shot and instantly killed
Charles Earheart, aged ld, an ex.eon.
Wet FROM the Oregon prison. Earheart
drew on the marshal, aud, saying,
"Nour games up, IN going to get
You, began firing Two shots went
wild and the marshal got busy, his first
shot striking Earheart in the breast,
killing him instantly.
Daily capital journal. (Salem, Oregon) 1903-1919, 1914-09-21

Many Wallowa county farmers living
near Enterprise, according 10 the Rec.
ord chieftain, are disgusted beeause
they eontraeted their wheat month
age at 81 cents, thea thought by them
20 be good price, ln some cases,
where prospects were good, the farmers
agreed 10 sell more than their fields
actually produced
Daily capital journal. (Salem, Oregon) 1903-1919, 1914-09-21

NV4N IAVFI DV"H 1fuHIItJ hVpI Up
No better medicine could be made
for coughs solids, Group, hoarseness,
tickling throat, bronchitis, etc, than
Foley's Honey and Tar Compound.
That : why they can't improve the
quality, and war or no war, the price
remains the same f. J. Sargent, Dallas,
Tex, says ~ believe Foley's Honey
and Tar has No equal, for il mpletely
relieved me Of all symptoms Of tubereu.
losis and nay cough has entirely disap-
peared." Don't accept any substitute,
for Foley's Honey and Tar is the best.
J. c. Perry.
Daily capital journal. (Salem, Oregon) 1903-1919, 1914-09-21

Dallas claim that It is an orderly
town ~ supporici hy Marshal chase =
report of only 40 arrests IN year.
Half OF these were for drunkenness,
and the Observer says the greater
number Of tdese persons were non.
rrsidrnIs
Daily capital journal. (Salem, Oregon) 1903-1919, 1914-09-21
NEUTRALITY-SUSPICIOUS.

De, o. L. sCOTT-Graduate of ChirO.
brnctic's Fountain Head, Davenport
Iowa If you have tried everything
and have got no relief, try Chiroprae.
tie spinal adjustments and get well.
Office 406-7-S L. 5. National Bank
Building. Phone Main 81. Residence
Main S2S-R.
Daily capital journal. (Salem, Oregon) 1903-1919, 1914-09-21
Dizzy Head, Fluttering Heart Floating
Specks

Specks
These are signs Of kidney and blad.
der trouble. You III have headaches,
too, baekache aud be tired all over.
Don't wait longer, but begin taking
Foley Kidney Pills at once. II won Z
be long before your miserable sick feel
ing viii be gone. You win sleep well,
eat well and grow strong and active
again. They are tonic and your en-.
tire system as well as kidneys and blad-
der viii be benefited by their use. Try
them. J. c. Perry.
Daily capital journal. (Salem, Oregon) 1903-1919, 1914-09-21

Taking testimony in the case of the
government against the Southern Pa.
eific company. claimant Of eo.aeo acre.
OF the Coos Bay military wagon road
land grant viii begin a. Roseburg sep.
seuiher - OF %
Daily capital journal. (Salem, Oregon) 1903-1919, 1914-09-21
WOOD AND COAL

sALGM FUEL YARDS-The place of
quality All kinds Of dry wood, four
foot or cut in stove lengths 20 suit.
PhOmpt delivery. We handle the best
Goals on the market. Try our King
coal; it is the best 752 Trade street.
Phone Main 5a9. Mark siddall, prop.
Daily capital journal. (Salem, Oregon) 1903-1919, 1914-09-21

Tne Albany Y. NJ. C. A. has orsani
izet a Boosters club with 10 charter
members. 1t is proposed to iuaugurate
a membership contest.
Daily capital journal. (Salem, Oregon) 1903-1919, 1914-09-21

4 bank at Eugene Is OFFERING 20 fin.
anee farmers who visa to purchase
stock for feeding. the bank 20 carry
the loans until the stock IS ready for
market
Daily capital journal. (Salem, Oregon) 1903-1919, 1914-09-21
DRYERS ANp oLnANERs.

MODERN STEAM DYE wORKS-we
specialize on ladies and gentlemen 5
fine garments. First class work. rea-
sonable prices. Goods called for and
delivered. A. Hugill, proprietor
Phone $50. 464 Court street.
Daily capital journal. (Salem, Oregon) 1903-1919, 1914-09-21

some people refuse to do things be.
cause they are near sighted, aud some
others because they are far sighted
Daily capital journal. (Salem, Oregon) 1903-1919, 1914-09-21

UNION ABSTRACT co. - Abstracts
that Protect. Our books posted up to
date each morning. Call Main 1s4e
and a messenger viii call for your
abstract. ]. C. Siegmund, president; !;
Max Gehlhar, secretary, PAS State
dtreet.
Daily capital journal. (Salem, Oregon) 1903-1919, 1914-09-21

Forest Supervisor j. NJ. Schmitz
says many range cattle in the Blue
died of thirst during the
summer. Drouth conditions have been
only partly relieved by recent rains.
Daily capital journal. (Salem, Oregon) 1903-1919, 1914-09-21
NEW AND SECOND HAND GOODS
osTEoPATHIC PHYSICIANS

DRS. p. H. WHITE and R. W. WAL
TON, 0steOpathic physicians and
nerve specialists. Graduates Of
American School of Osteopathy,
Kirksville, Mo. Post graduate and
specialized in nerve diseases at Los
Angeles college. Treat acute and
chronic diseases. Consultation free
Lady attendant. Office 505-506 U. S.
National Bank building. Phone $50
Residence SAG North Capitol street
Phone 469.
Daily capital journal. (Salem, Oregon) 1903-1919, 1914-09-21
AUCTroNEER

AUCTIONEER-Salem s reliable seller.
Farm sales solicited. Terms, per
cent; satisfaction guaranteed or no
pay. Henry NJ. YOorhie5, Michigan
avenue, first street east Of the state
fair grounds.
Daily capital journal. (Salem, Oregon) 1903-1919, 1914-09-21
Children CRY
FOR FLETCHER'S
9 a 9 TO RIA

\ man can always count upon his
wife to agree with him if ne doesn Z
want her 10.
Daily capital journal. (Salem, Oregon) 1903-1919, 1914-09-21
Keeps Your Liver Heaithily Active
Cleanses Your System Thoroughly.

A man in Kentucky just told friend
that Foley Cathartie Tablets were the
most wonderful medicine that had ever
entered his system. Said he would not
be without them. Neither would n,
if you had ever tried them for chronic
constipation or for an occasional purge.
Better for you than calomcl. Keeps
your liver active. Stout people can't
find anything TO equal them for com.
fort. J. c. Perry.
Daily capital journal. (Salem, Oregon) 1903-1919, 1914-09-21
Direction and Assimilatlon

II is not the quantity Of food taken
but the amount digested and assimilat-
"A that gives strength and vitality TO
the system. Chamberlain 5 Tablets in.
u gorate the stomach and liver and en-
able them 70 perform their functions
natnrally. For sale BY an dealers
Daily capital journal. (Salem, Oregon) 1903-1919, 1914-09-21
Late Yesterday


wellington, n. Z.--word was recoiv.
ed that volcano on White Island. Ray
of Plenty, New Zealand, has burst into
eruption and that IL workmen on the
island are missing.
Daily capital journal. (Salem, Oregon) 1903-1919, 1914-09-21
Children Cry
FOR FLETcHER'S
= a 6 TO RIA
How . Cure cholera Morbua.

Too frequent collections are apt to
tain the congregation.
Daily capital journal. (Salem, Oregon) 1903-1919, 1914-09-21
Cost Kept Down-ouality Kept Up.

4 Judge may not be in favor Of hang.
ing even il he does suspend sentence.
Daily capital journal. (Salem, Oregon) 1903-1919, 1914-09-21
WATER COMPANY

SALEM WATER COMPANY-Ufnce
corner Commercial and Trade streets.
For water service apply at office.
Bills payable monthly in advance
Daily capital journal. (Salem, Oregon) 1903-1919, 1914-09-21
Children Cry
FOR FLETCHER'S
G a 9 o RIA

The average woman can talk so lonr
on a given subject that most men
hate TO give her one
Daily capital journal. (Salem, Oregon) 1903-1919, 1914-09-21

AAVW W NAAN oANh AlNdhtSAts
c. t. Mustoe, of Fresno, California.
has adopted the correct treatment for
sick headache. He says: II have used
Chamberlain's Tablets for sick head
ache and constipation for the past two
years. | have never found any pre-.
paration so satisfactory in every re.
speet for this trouble. For sale by
all dealers.
Daily capital journal. (Salem, Oregon) 1903-1919, 1914-09-21

Honolulu Seventy mcmhers Of tho
Chinese crews OF the refugee German
steamships Staatsckretcr Kraetke Gou.
verneur Jaeschkc aud Longmoon were
imprisoned on mutiny charges, their
story being that they hnc been worked
ncurly 20 death eooling German cruis.
crs at the Marshall Islands.
Daily capital journal. (Salem, Oregon) 1903-1919, 1914-09-21
scAvENaER

SALEM sCAvENGER-Charles sOos
proprietor. Garbage aud refuse of all
kinds removed on monthly contracts
~ reasonable rates. Yards and cess
pools cleaned. Office 54S State st.
Office phone Main 2247. Residence
Main 2272.
Daily capital journal. (Salem, Oregon) 1903-1919, 1914-09-21

Mrs Eliza Shultz. a widow. and pio.
neer Of 1851. died Of the family home
iu Dallas. September 10. She was 81
years old
Daily capital journal. (Salem, Oregon) 1903-1919, 1914-09-21

Bcrcsford, Cal.--Struck BY an auto.
mobile driven by T. l.. Croop, san Ma.
tcc, man supposed TO be Peter valka,
San Francisco, was killed. and another,
believed 10 be a San Francisco tailor
named Crcsmann, was perhaps fatally
hurt.
Daily capital journal. (Salem, Oregon) 1903-1919, 1914-09-21

Deep SHOWS in the mountains in Ere
mont and Palma forest reserves have
driven tne rangers tc the valleys
Daily capital journal. (Salem, Oregon) 1903-1919, 1914-09-21
UNDERTAKERs

RtGDON-RICHARDSON Co.-Funeral
directors and undertakers. 252 North
High street. Office Phone Main 1888.
Rigdon residence Main Ill.
Daily capital journal. (Salem, Oregon) 1903-1919, 1914-09-21

HoDSoN COUNCIL no. l, R. & S. NJ.
Stated assembly first Monday in
each mouth, Masonic Temple. L. S.
Rowland, Thrice Illustrious Master;
Glenn c. Niles, Recorder.
Daily capital journal. (Salem, Oregon) 1903-1919, 1914-09-21
LODGE pIREoToRY tcontinueal.

MULTNoMAH ROYAL ARCH CHAP
TER Nc. :, R. A. NJ. Regular meet
ing second Friday in each month at
$ P. m. in the Masonic Temple. j..
7. Weleh, Ex. High Priest; Lot l..
Pearee, secretary.
Daily capital journal. (Salem, Oregon) 1903-1919, 1914-09-21
LODGE DIRECTORY

A. o. U. W.-Protection Lodge No. 2.
Meets every Monday evening at 5
in the Mccormack Hall, corner Court
aud Liberty streets A. L. AufFance.
NJ. W.; 5. A. MeFadien, recorder:
A. L. Brown, T.
Daily capital journal. (Salem, Oregon) 1903-1919, 1914-09-21

u. n. Of A.-''Oregon Grape Camp
No. 1860, ueets every Thurslay even
ing in Mccormack building, CoBr. and
Liberty streets. Elevator. Susie
Parmenter, Isl North Front street,
Oracle; Hazel Price, Imperial Furni-
t1re Co. recorder.
Daily capital journal. (Salem, Oregon) 1903-1919, 1914-09-21
REAL ESTATE

s->---~---~--~--~--~~---- -------->---~---------
FOR SALE-A small farm on main
road, $3.50 per acre. Address A, +. O..
care Of journal
Daily capital journal. (Salem, Oregon) 1903-1919, 1914-09-21

PACIFIC LODGE no. 80. A. T. & A.
M. Stated communication third Fri.
day in each month at 1880 .. N. in
the Masonic Temple. J. s. Wyant, W.
II; Ernest II. Choate secretary.
Daily capital journal. (Salem, Oregon) 1903-1919, 1914-09-21
DR.. Stones
Poison Oak Remedy

A snow white
medicine, sort
and soothing to
the skin, applied
every hour at
once relieves aud
soon cures
POISON OAK.
Price 2bc and SOC
For sale by all
druggists and 4
Daily capital journal. (Salem, Oregon) 1903-1919, 1914-09-21

SALEM LODGE NO. 4. .A.F.&A. NJ
Stated communications first Friday
IL each month at T:30 D. N. in the
Masonic Temple. David A. Wright,
K NJ; S. z. Culver, secretary.
Daily capital journal. (Salem, Oregon) 1903-1919, 1914-09-21

DE MoLAY ooNIMANDERY, N. 5. K.
T.-ARegular conelave fourth Friday
in each month, at s o'clock p, M, in
Masonic Temple. SOjourning Sir
Knights are eourteously invited to
meet with us. +. r. Davis, E. c.;
Frank A. Turner, Recorder.
Daily capital journal. (Salem, Oregon) 1903-1919, 1914-09-21

CHADWICK CHAPTER NO. 81, o. f.
S.-Regular meeting every firs. aud
third Tuesday at P. m. IN the Ma
sonic Temple. Mrs Ida B. Godfrey,
w. NJ, Ida NJ. Babeock, secretary.
Daily capital journal. (Salem, Oregon) 1903-1919, 1914-09-21

MODERN w0oDMEN OF AMERICA.
Oregon Cedar Camp No. 5246, meets
every Thursday evening at s o'clock
in Masonic HALL, corner Court and
Liberty streets. Elevator service. II.
u. Born. v. c.: Ray A. Grant. elerk.
Daily capital journal. (Salem, Oregon) 1903-1919, 1914-09-21

WQoDMEN OF THE wORLD-Meet
every Friday night a. O'Clock in
Mccormack block. c. o. Matloek, C.
c.; c. G. MeElroy, CLERK, 5l9 Court
street, phone 305.
The Lexington dispatch. [volume] (Lexington, South Carolina) 1870-1917, 1914-09-30
DEFENDS GIVEADAM GULCH.
in Ills CAPACITY o. Editor, Mayor,
Postmaster, Etc, Ro4ts the squean-
ish Element Who Want the Town to
Bear Less Gunpowdary Name.

is y-y-youi n-aaDle'-
We saw he had an impeachment OF
speech and helped him out by replying
that We were Mr.. jim Hel!so, owner
AID editor of the Kicker. mayor OF
the town. pc tmaster, deputy United
States marshal, state senator, cham
pion wingshot Of Arizona and SO forth
II have-have c-oo-me t-t-t-oto,
continued the man, but he cut it Of.
there and sat down to rest.
We gave him ten minutes by the
clock and then motioned for him to go
on. and he stood up and said:
Il have come 200 m-m-miles to
$751;
He took another rest. and then said
the same thing over again. 1t vas our
busy day We therefore begged him TO
excuse us and went our way and saw
him no more. Later in the day be left
town, but before going he got the
kinks out Of his tongue and explained
to several citizens that his name was
Barney and that he had come 200 miles
On horseback to shoot us. If we slut
tered as bad as Mr.. Barney does we
would s-s-shoot our m-a-man first and
make our explanations l-l-later on.
We learn that Major Jackson of
Grass Valley has been arrested for
.,,,1t ,,,;-b ;DtoDt m Kill We can't
The Lexington dispatch. [volume] (Lexington, South Carolina) 1870-1917, 1914-09-30
Possibly Tainted.

"+These are evil days Tor the rich
men, said George Ade at 4 luncheon
at the Chicago Athletic club. I'D rath-
er be a pickpocket than an interlocking
Girector-thereS more honor in it.
"They say that Il cannibal king re-
Gently sent pOstLaste for his doctor.
Good gracious man. the doctor
said You're in dreadful state What
have you been eating?
Nothing groaned the sick man,
except slice Of that multimillionaire
whose yacht was wrecked OF Cocoanut
reef
"'Merciful powers! the doctor cried
And told you under no circumstances
to eat anything rich. GeC.ge, get the
saws and axes. We must operate at
ONE '"-Boston Advertiser: s.
The Lexington dispatch. [volume] (Lexington, South Carolina) 1870-1917, 1914-09-30
THE PIC OUT OF THE BAG.
Showing the. Disadvantages Of Know
inc Too Much.

ny Nv "s''
Is uh;siStoou' s''u '1e plopoSeu
4 SecoAi VIE tiai III! 10 reap
al Ihe oeleHts Q: your uEst mar
rlase'
n''' S>''u '"I p't''S'u se'
oii' " i-e > 1i":'o''-'0 ~ " a. ii''''''7
Il "0, eAi'1'ieiiccu' az" "''''I> >'ooo
iDi!' h''N'''S 'ne 'e'll'N "7'Ie' "i''N
oeio' eli'''i'''
The Lexington dispatch. [volume] (Lexington, South Carolina) 1870-1917, 1914-09-30
Bettina'S Salads,

Lovely girl is my Bettna.
Most exemplary her habits.
Save that | can never wean her
From connecting tough Welsh rabbits
Also fudge she's always cooking
Such things leave me weak and pallid-
And forever she is looking
For somewhat to make a salad
Salads are her ruling passion.
She will make them at all hours.
She adopts each salad fashion,
Makes 'em out of fruit or flowers.
Once when We had friends to dinner
Nothing else then had my lady
She with dressing made a winner
Out Of just my old straw cady!
In the year we've been housekeeping
Naught but foolish food I've eaten.
And for solids l am weeping.
Though the salads can't be beaten!
Life seems vapid, silly. petty,
And told her so, doggone it.!
what do you suppose said Betty?
Put some salad dressing on it,"
Chicago News.
The Lexington dispatch. [volume] (Lexington, South Carolina) 1870-1917, 1914-09-30

Mr.. Robert Fowler, Okarche, Okla
homa, writes:
ITO any sufferer of catarrh Of the
stomach. I am glad to tell my friends
or sufferers of catarrh that seventeen
years ago was past work of any
kind, due to stomach troubles. tried
almost every known remedy without
any results.
FINALLY I tried Peruna, and am
happy to say I was benefited by the
first bottle. and after using a full
treatment I was entirely cured.
Il am now seventy years old, and
am in good health, due to always
having Peruna at my command.
would not think Of going away from
home for any length of time without
taking a bottle Of Peruna along for
emergency.
you are at liberty to use my pic
ture and testimony ifyou think 1t will
help any , one who has stomach
trouble"
The Lexington dispatch. [volume] (Lexington, South Carolina) 1870-1917, 1914-09-30
An Extremist.

I'm afraid" said Mr.. Chuggins,
hat a man can be overconscientious
about running a motorcar"
SHaye you been that way?'
Yes. l grew so interested in slow
ing down to avoid violating the speed
limit that a policeman had to threaten
to arrest me for standing too long in
one place. e."-Washington Star.
The Lexington dispatch. [volume] (Lexington, South Carolina) 1870-1917, 1914-09-30
Old Wine n New Bottles.

Dad from the halD-Why, Marjorie,
how dim the light is in here.
Freddy (he fiance, not d college
graduate in vain)-Yes, sir. Professor
>Mnsterberg has a theory that bril-
liant light benumbs the intellect. We
an experimenting to find the degree
illumination by which the attention
iskept vivid and the mental functions
afive.-Judge. ,:sss!r~f~~r-
The Lexington dispatch. [volume] (Lexington, South Carolina) 1870-1917, 1914-09-30

-.-es~g s'ssEs:sisszz,
For some time past clique of citi.
zens, beaded by Joe Taylor, have been
agttating the idea Of changing the
name of this town from Giveadam
Gulch to Rose Hill. The cique went
so far as to call public meeting for
Wednesday evening. which vas large
~ attended. Taylor and others made
strong speeches in favor Of a change,
claiming that the name Of the town
kept people away and that to continue
to call it Giyeadam Gulch was against
policy, prosperity and civilization. The
editor of the Kicker (wht is ourself),
and the mayor (who is orselfy, were
called upon to speak in oppsition. We
gave a history of the tow from the
day old Bill Williams did,t give a
hoop for the Indians surrouding him
in this gulch. and thus gavehe name
to a place which has grown nd pros.
pered beyond any town inthe far
west There was something hest and
aboveboard-something whichmacked
of rough but good hearted cnmuni-
ty in the name of Giveadam Och.
When a vote was taken thGaylor
crowd was laid on the shel by !
large majority. We are still Giadam |
Gulch, and Giveadam Gulch vshall
remain. and odds is the differeH who
gives a hang and who doesn't.
Our esteemed contemporary SIS in
his last issue that he will shoot; on
sight He will have to do it VI a
club, then, as he can't tell one of
a gun from the other,
1t may have been us who ed
Colonel Jackson's old mule onle
street Wednesday evening As'e
were coming home at midnight So
thing or somebody kicked US FRONT
of the darkness, and We let go Witly
bullets. The colonel should keep;
mules penned up.
The Eagle restaurant put on ia
napkins the other day for an expo
ment, and during the shooting viii
followed Mr.. Urner, the proprietor,
ceived a bullet in the shoulder. t
will let we'll enough alone after this.
There are rumors flying about tha
we intended to run for congress. "
deny nothing. We are out for Office
and if we don't land in the Whit
House some day it won't be for tn
want Of trying. The five Offices W
hold sharpen our appetite for more.
The Lexington dispatch. [volume] (Lexington, South Carolina) 1870-1917, 1914-09-30
He Knew Pop.
''Popr'

"P0p" ~: ;.
~ Yes, my SON" ~.~:'is.<:ii.zs''::hs
"This paper Says that slavery in the
United States was begun in James
town, Va, in 1619."
That's right, my boy" "-
well, is that when men began to
get tmarried?"-Yonkers Statesman.
The Lexington dispatch. [volume] (Lexington, South Carolina) 1870-1917, 1914-09-30

We learn that Major Jackson of
Grass Valley has been arrested for
assault with intent to kill We can't
The Lexington dispatch. [volume] (Lexington, South Carolina) 1870-1917, 1914-09-30
Family Secrets.

Teacher Ito new pupiD-Now, Mary,
I'll give you a sum. Supposing that
your father owed the butcher $13.17,
$1113 to the baker, $27.0S to the coal
merchant, $3.50 to the landlord
Mary (decidedly)-We should move
Hartford Times.
The Lexington dispatch. [volume] (Lexington, South Carolina) 1870-1917, 1914-09-30

The Eagle restaurant put on tai
napkins the other day for an eXp9
ment, and during the shooting viii
followed Mr.. Urner, the proprietor,
ceived a bullet in the shoulder.
will let we'll enough alone after this
The Lexington dispatch. [volume] (Lexington, South Carolina) 1870-1917, 1914-09-30
a Pretty DECEPTION,

A Pretty Deception.
Gawford-So you found package
of old love letters you wrote your wife
years ago. What did you do with
then? - =.
Qabshaw-Changed the dates and
sen them to her while she was away
in te country.-Puck.
The Lexington dispatch. [volume] (Lexington, South Carolina) 1870-1917, 1914-09-30
The Great Qualification,

If your son is going to be a poll
tician why are you sending him to co.,
lege:"
'He is taking a special course in not
writing letters. New York Press.
The Lexington dispatch. [volume] (Lexington, South Carolina) 1870-1917, 1914-09-30
Criticism.

"He is raising one Of those cute
mustaches. What do you thing Of it,"
Il know two or three middle aged
ladies who have better ones. ."-Detroit
Free Press
The Lexington dispatch. [volume] (Lexington, South Carolina) 1870-1917, 1914-09-30
PULL his NOSE IN ROTATION.

believe it. We saw nine different men
pull his nose in rotation one afternoon
and be did not even protest. If he has
tried to kill anything it was a rabbit