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United labor bulletin., 1914-05-23
PRESSMEN.

Gorge l.. Berry. president of the In
tciautional Pressmen and Assistants
Cuiun, with headquarters at Rogersville,
Tenn. opened his campaign for the
ncmocratic nomination for governor of
tennessee with speech at the orpheum
thcaier in Nashville last Tuesday night.
hrgc crowd was present and the
speaSer was introduced by \. ]. Simon,
secretary-treasurer of the State Fedora.
tiun of Labor. In explanation OF his
candidatcy. MIR. Berry said that the
present opportunity TO inject something
of q progressive nature into the politics
of the state was too good to overlook.
and should lie fail of the nomination
he feels sure that the campaign will
bear fruit finally. lie dwelt long on the
Industrial stagnation that he claimed is
now prtsent in the state. due TO the
din demagogy" that has engulfed the
state for the past four years of u make
shift; administration. At the conclusion
of The meeting Nashville Berry cam
paigu club was organized.
w. II. Young will represent Pueblo
local l63, Printing Prcssmen and Assist
ants. at the annual convention of that
organization. which will be held in Hale
Springs. Tenn. in June. Young is fore
man of the Pueblo Chieftain pressroom.
Six pressmen employed at Walscn-
burg have made application to become
members of Pueblo Printing Pressmen's
Union.
United labor bulletin., 1914-05-23
MAILERS.

Denver AIailers' Union No. will hold
an election next Wednesday for local
and I. T. L. offices. Voting will be in
ehapcls by printed ballots. There Is no
shortage of candidates. as indicated by
the following aspirants;
President-H. !. Moon.
Vice Prc-ident-D. =. Davidson, +. O..
Keller.
Secretary Treasurer-E. ! Kurve-
Recording Secretary-T. j. Cuddy.
Executive Board vote for fivel@J.
Mcl.achlan. c. Wiker. +. F. Schlueter.
VI. J. McQuoid. II. A. Smith. c. Pierce.
+ O. Keller, :. Hogcboom, ;. Kantro-
witz
Sergeant-at-Arms-R Sharp. J. A.
Barclay.
AZ. t. 9. Delegate vote for threel-
y F Nulligan, +. =. Schlueter. J. a.
nariay. :. Hogeboom. :. Kantrowitz-
trustees vote for thrcel-H. l. Moon.
Il. harp. +. o. Keller. ID. F. Davidson.
T. p Schlue;er. j. Il. Casaday.
Membership Committee ivote for
thrc-l-E. q. Keller. J. b. Casallay. D.
Mcclellan. J. +. Mulligan.
libel League tvote for thnccl-S.
Hogcboom. J. 4. Barclay, Il. Simpson.
f. r. Schlueter.
Trades and Labor Assembly. Me
I.achlan.
United labor bulletin., 1914-05-23

threatened with retaliation advertising
little offended personal friends but tried
treat all fairly did receive the advice counsel OF the leaders
strikers had number
good words from members OF organized labor voted and acted
absolutely volon believed
thing presented believe
but satisfied in mind ! accused by the
holding the journal Saturday which
need Of anything the kind probably
had it been required did not
dent Wilson alleged was asked knew nothing about it
until it all would have done had asked
believe what they said did sign
president after the adjournment Saturday
if wasn't old and had been game long,
believe something
asking the and would have voted for his
peaefment had the though could
under no circumstances pass and their introduction and failure
would be taken
pledged
Chase the best could
enough A failure would have did,
alone responsible and will have penalty
apologies offer
marks attitude don't know what did the
OF
consulted them did they consult Nearly thirty OF
card working made
along lines and has made As
what the future do me have did
IS saw
United labor bulletin., 1914-05-23

Beats them all. Ia Belle SC cigar;
union made in Dcnvcr.-Adv.
United labor bulletin., 1914-05-23
THE coURT-MARTIAL WILL BE GOOD.

before this the Hammock
the will have rendered verdict While
of that less tribunal the assertion that the
verdict by half OF Not charged
and more. will be about though
language be bold Most people look
joke. There wouldn't be If found the
Ludlow deliberately great
thinking people have their opinions and when oppor
offers will
United labor bulletin., 1914-05-23
Will LIKELY BE PROPERLY ADIusTED.

The United Iaborers labor the generally
vtaly interested in proper settlement the question
Of those engaged public City Attorney
Judge George Richmond taking deep in the
and will substantially aid securing the passage ordinance
amendment of the that will properly solve the
ton Judge Henry Hicks who appearing for the Laborers.
the the be depended upon
loophole escape left working
with Judge Richmond. believe the city commissioners will
also be found line that there further OF the
intent and purpose pay the tolers living
United labor bulletin., 1914-05-23
MADAME RUMoR HAS NEW PAPER.

have 1t this week from who knows thing
bis! doings that a have
paper the by the
hut brand Henry D. Cabary News and
Times he and his friends have been working the proposition,
far with considerable in sight proposed
likely President Wilson
Wouldn't surprised something talk
of
The Emmett index. [volume] (Emmett, Idaho) 1893-1925, 1914-05-28
THE NATIONAL ANTHEM.

What could have been more touch
ingly beautiful than that scene on
the Rapidan, when, in the April twi-
light, great band in the Union army
suddenly broke the stiffness with the
loved strains Of "Hail Columbia, Hap
ply Land calling from the Union
camp huzzas that rolled like reverber-
ating thunders on the evening air.
Then from the opposite hills and from
Confederate bands the answer came
in the thrilling strains of Dixie"
AS it always does and perhaps always
will Dixie brought from Southern
threats an imprisoned response.
Then, as if inspired from above, came
the union Of both in that immortal
anthem, "Home, Sweet Home The
Solemn and swelling cadence of those
old familiar notes was caught by both
armies, and their joint and loud ac-
carnations made the climax Of one of
the most inspiring scenes ever wit
messed in war.
The Emmett index. [volume] (Emmett, Idaho) 1893-1925, 1914-05-28

"a few minutes and then announced
that Bill, during his life since he COM
menced to walk, had travelled alto
gether 123,764 miles, 116 rods and
Ii feet. Then the old man gave Abe
IA lot of calculations he had made and
Jas he declared, verified For example,
he said that his wife talked on the
average of 100 words a minute for
nine hours during the day, and FREE
quently made a record of a couple
of thousand while she was asleep.
And as he had lived with her 40 years,
her total output of words during her
waking hours while he had lived with
her was l,1S2,600,000. During this
time he figured that she had moved
her lower jaw total distance of
9S,550,000 feet and used up a total of
10000 horse power He claimed that
he could prove by figures that he had
verified that 80 per cent of the words
used in conversation between humans
is mere exercise of the jaw and vocal
organs without any accompanying
mental exercise whatever. He had
r.ade careful observation of 2000 diff
ferent people and then figured out by
the law of averages that 20 per cent
Of the males were bowlegged and 40
per cent knock kneed. Ninety-fve
per cent of the people, according to
bis figures are fools sometimes; 60
per cent are fools more than half the
line, and q per cent are fools all
he time, He had found, he claimed,
hat per cent of the men never lied
o their wives; that was accounted for
~ the fact that they had no wives.
per cent lied to their
wives occasionally, and 80 per cent
The Emmett index. [volume] (Emmett, Idaho) 1893-1925, 1914-05-28
THE SPIRIT OF THE DAY.

II Is the misfortune Of most ma
tions that their commemoration days
must be days of bitterness to some
other nation. Germany's drum beats
on the anniversary of Sedan are stabs
in the hearts of the French people.
Austria cannot forget Austerlitz, the
day Of the Boyne is still the humilia-
ton Of an exiled race and even the
Fourth Of July is not yet a national
holiday in England.
America is happier in its national
Decoration Day. 1t commentaries no
victory over an enemy, but a victory
over a dead seetionalism. An observ-
ance growing out of terrible war il
yet celebrates no conquest, glorifies
no split blood and sounds no note of
martial pride The men Of the North
and the men Of the South, marching
side by side to lay flowers on the
graves of fallen comrades, carry no
banners inscribed with the names of
their victories. Those victories that
seemed so glorious half century ago
have paled before a greater victory,
the victory Of devotion for which
these fallen died and which reunit-
ed nation has learned to commemorate
as the greatest of its national tri
umphs.
The men who followed Grant and
the men who followed Lee have taught
the nation that those dread fields
called victories were but sufferings
and humiliations in preparation for
the greater victory achieved by
the nation. To march together again,
to clasp hands across these graves, to
heap them alike with flowers on this
day Of nnbitter tears-that is the real
the national victory Ameri-
rams have won over themselves and
over the division and rancor of a hot
md undiscipined generation.
So while the thin and broken ranks |
march let the nation stand uncovered.
.et the music they march to be only .
hat of the wailing fife and muffled Q
lrum. Let the paean be only in the
'eart of disciplined people that they
lave conquered themselves.
The Emmett index. [volume] (Emmett, Idaho) 1893-1925, 1914-05-28

/ sporting dentist-every town of ter
! thousand or even less has at least one
! sporting dentist and two sporting
Ibarbers-and the other is a human
safety clutch, engaged in the private
banking and loan business. The doc
is on the board for the excitement
and the shark for no reason at all, so
far as anyone can discover. The other
members of the board are contract
ing carpenter, square jawed veteran
and two walking gentlemen.
Presently the festivities of the fes-
tai night are appropriately launched.
In body the class advances toward
the footlights and sings a song re-
plete with reference to the birds be-
ing in the trees and the stars being
in the skies, and the night wind blow
ing free-and other natural phenom-
ena that have hitherto escaped atten-
ton. Amid peals of laughter the class
historian--a born humorist if ever
there was one-predicts. all sorts of
ridiculous careers for her mates; but
it is noted that her fond parents peal
more readily than the others present.
The class essayist and the class sal
follow. Presently the worst
fears of the helpless piano are real
lied. The doomed instrument quivers
at the approach of sinewy little girl
Of resolute aspect. Some confusion
is created in the minds of the audi
ence when the superintendent an
nounces that this talented young per-
son is about to render a selection by
4 foreigner, to whom he enormously
-efers as Show Pang, whereas any +
body who can read knows the name
should be pronounced Chop In, as in
.utting stovewood. Nevertheless, the
young lady does perform with great
igor; she fires the last volley and
alls back in good order, leaving the
'iano in a crushed and FACILITATING
tate. 1t is not exactly wrecked, but
will never again be the piano it
vas.
The valedictorian-it is the Small
y boy-rises to his feet after OBJ
aiming consent of his legs and-first
wallowing a setting of imaginary
uck eggs-he addresses the orches-
ra leader on some confidential mat
er in tone of voice so subdued |
e cannot hear it himself. Then the
iplomas are distributed and the L
raduates go forth into the world. II
The Emmett index. [volume] (Emmett, Idaho) 1893-1925, 1914-05-28

. HE scene is the opera house
and the time is the gala night
Of nights. The beauty and
The Emmett index. [volume] (Emmett, Idaho) 1893-1925, 1914-05-28
AN EDITORIAL EXCHANGE

An editor of national reputation
whose name IS not given, remarked
while visiting Kansas recently, says
the Kansas City Star, that he had
made an interesting proposal to a
certain Kanss editor. He suggested
that the Kansas editor should go to
New York for month and edit his
periodical, while he would come out
to Kansas and run the Kansas news
paper for week
Only" he explained, a got cold
feet. ! know he could run my pub
lication all right, hat Pm certain that
l would fall down in conducting a
small town newspaper. I'm not equal
to the job"
And it really is quite a job to run
a small town newspaper.
The Emmett index. [volume] (Emmett, Idaho) 1893-1925, 1914-05-28
Most Prompt and Effectual Cure for
Bad Colds.

When you have bad cold you want
a remedy that will not only give re-
lief, but effect prompt and perma-
nent cure, remedy that is pleasant
to take, remedy that contains moth
ing injurious. Chamberlain's Cough
Remedy meets all these requirements.
1t acts on natures plan, relieves the
lungs, aids expectoration. opens the
secretions and restores the system to
a healthy condition. This remedy has
a world wide sale and use, and can
be depended upon. Sold by all dealers
The Emmett index. [volume] (Emmett, Idaho) 1893-1925, 1914-05-28

Hawkins has wheat for sale.
The Emmett index. [volume] (Emmett, Idaho) 1893-1925, 1914-05-28

Old Bill Misgivens says that the
greatest crank on figures he ever
That man was continually figuring on
something or other, things that no.
body else would ever think of spend
ing minute on. One day he met Bill
and suddenly drew out a piece Of pa
per and pencil and asked Bill to
take an average step. Then he meas
nred il carefully and found that the
step was just 81 inches. "Now how
much of the time do you spend walk
ing round?" Bill said he had never
kept close tab on it, but supposed
that he spent about six hours day
walking round The crank was busy
The Emmett index. [volume] (Emmett, Idaho) 1893-1925, 1914-05-28
HOW IT WORKS.

Some folks think if the govern
ment ran everything the country
would be saved and everything would
be just right. Well, the government
has been trying to run savings bank
in this town for two or more years,
but II doesn't give man who wants
TO save as good deal as the home
banks do and doesn't pay a bit of tax
or do a thing for the town or COM
munity, SO few pay any attention to
il. In the time il has been running it
has accumulated something like
$1,000.
The Emmett index. [volume] (Emmett, Idaho) 1893-1925, 1914-05-28

y
! and the time is the gala nigh
Of nights. The beauty anC
chivalry of the community
and some who are not such striking
beauties-have assembled to do honor
to these young men and women who
stand upon the threshold, ready to
step forth into the world and work
large number of needed reforms
that have been clamoring for atten-
ton for quite some time.
The decorations are indeed elabor-
ate-so many potted plants have not
been assembled in one place since
the president Of the First National
b bank ink died died There is piano. with it's
nerves tense and it's teeth set, grim
ly awaiting the torture that is to
come Throughout the audience fans
fiutter feverishIy, for it is warm
night. Wherever you look you see
fair women with new frocks on and
brave men with tho backs of their
necks shaved. On the stage, in serried
ranks, are two impressive semicircles.
In the front row one behoIds the grad
uating class of the current year,
fanked at its two ends by youths or
dinarily known to the populace as
Bub Wallace and that dad blamed
Smalley kid; but on this occasion ele-
waited to the dignity Of having their
middle names exposed in print for
the first and last time in their lives
Except that these two young gen
tlemen are wearing a set. strained ex-
preston of countenance, and are wilt
ing down their collars, and do not
know what to do with their extra
hands and feet, and are white about
.he gills and are staring straight
straight ahead with a wild, hunted
COX out of the eyes, both of them are
perfectly calm, cool and collected
Between them sit the Jung lady
graduates, in futtering, fling white.
Back of the graduates we see an
ther semicircle, made up Of members
f the school board, the high school
superintendent in black alpaca coat
nd a free state of nettle rash and the
astor Of the Congregational church, {
Tho will rise anon and deliver an in t
ocation requiring IS minutes to pass
given point. /
The leading members of the board q
ccupy the end seats. One is the 6
The Emmett index. [volume] (Emmett, Idaho) 1893-1925, 1914-05-28
stihsd ri. Reproache..

There is Il touch of savage humor IN
the old time story of Spanish pilot
captured by Van MORT. Becoming Ill.
the Spanish believed that the Dutch
wanted to poison him. land. therefore"
1t is recorded in the explorers journal.
1--WE threw him into the sea, leaving
him to sink, to the end that he should
not ever again reproach us with any
treachery."
The Emmett index. [volume] (Emmett, Idaho) 1893-1925, 1914-05-28
Relieves Bladder Distress and Weak
naSS

Irregular, painful bladder weak
nesses disappear when the kidneys are
strong and BEAUTIFULLY active. Take
Foley kidney pills for that burning,
scalding sensation, irregular, painful
action, heavy, sore feeling bladder dis
tress. You will like their tonic restor-
alive effect, the relief from pair,
quick good results. Contain no harm
full drugs. Try them. B. B. Davis.
The Emmett index. [volume] (Emmett, Idaho) 1893-1925, 1914-05-28

made regular practice of it. Of
these 81 per cent, per cent really
fooled their wives; the other As per
cent did not.
The Emmett index. [volume] (Emmett, Idaho) 1893-1925, 1914-05-28

= .--------------
Tales of the Town
> Mules are valuable animals, but we
never saw one that looked right when
hitched to carriage.
If you care to know how the women
look when not on parade, start fire
in your neighborhood.
e =
According to Old Bill Misgivens
every man should take bath at least
once year whether he needs it or
not.
An Emmett man has a wonderful
dog. When he forgot to give him
his breakfast the other morning the
dog went into the garden, pulled up
a bunch Of forget-me-nots and laid
them at his masters feet.
= 4 =
Richard II. Waldo, advertising man
ager of Good Housekeeping, recently
told convention Of editors that ev-
cry family should have three chill
dren, so that If one of them turns
out to be genius the other two can
support him.
ave never we'd" Jed Perkins said,
Because | chew terbaccer;
And, though my love is but plug,
That's better than clacker.
And | can boast more true than most
To their affianced do:
| never loved but you, my dear
! never loved, but chew"
AT a recent wedding, when the
clergyman read the words, Love,
honor and obey" the bridegroom in
terrupted and said: "Read that again.
Read it once more, SOS the lady kin
ketch the full solemnity of the mean |
ing. Use been married BEFORE"
= ,
doctor said the sick man, "the /,
other physicians who have been in ;
over my case seem to /
iffer from you in the diagnosis. 81 :
Snow they do replied the doctor, ;
Who had great confidence in himself,
but the autopsy will show who was i,
light" n
Pat was going along road and,
wanting a match, called at the house .
f farmer The woman who gave
he match asked Pat if ne wanted o
York. The reply being in the affirm o
tive, the woman brought him into 81
he house. "There is room full of a
les and ! want you to kill them" p'
Good" said Pat, taking off his hat W
nd coat. "Send them out one by W
me-"
Into a jewelry store there came a oC
ny, pretty young woman with her
ring, which had been :
ought there and which she would r
ke to have changed The ring fitted
n exactly and she was greatly pleas
with the noble sentiment of the
scription, "Whate'er betide, let love
,ide;" but she did not like its ar
Examination showed
at the engraver had carved in the
ntence regardless Of the ringmak-
s little stamp of quality, and so it
adj: "Whate'er betide, let AK love
ide."
A certain man discovered that his
Iephone did not work properly, and
oceeded to take the transmitter
art to repair it. He lost the granu-
ed carbon out of the cup and after
aiming it decided it was gunpow-
r. He forthwith decided to refill it
)m a can he had in stock. The first
ne that the hook was raised the
trent from the battery ignited the
npowder and all the neighbors who
re eavesdropping on the party line
d their noses blown full of black =
WIDER. The moral of this story is
t hard TO find tina
me
get
Ia
|,
The Emmett index. [volume] (Emmett, Idaho) 1893-1925, 1914-05-28
c Commencement Night in the
Old Town Opera House

To the old fellows the following description graduating
will be realistic possibly
The article appeared Saturday Evening
and written by Irwin s. Cobb.
The Emmett index. [volume] (Emmett, Idaho) 1893-1925, 1914-05-28
Helping Those Who Help
Themselves

That is function of the advertising printed in The
Index every week
1t helps those who want guidance in judicious buying
1t is the story of the market place telling you what
for your wants and where it is sold
Frequently prices presented in competition with
each other and advertising readers always posted
to where their money will do the best work
the advertisements say would be to purchase without
looking at the goods themselves
Advertising does not compel you to buy anything 1t
merely posts you that all times you can purchase
to your best advantage.
1t only by making the advertising pay you that the
advertisers can hope to make it pay themselves.
Get your full service out of the advertising in The
Index.
THE EMMETT INDEX
The watchman and southron. [volume] (Sumter, S.C.) 1881-1930, 1914-03-07
ALASKAN BILL IN HOUSE.
Both Branches OF Congress VIII
Probably Accept IL I'm Few Days.

Washington, March 4.-The Alaska
railway bill. as finally agreed upon in
conference. was reported to the house
today BY Representative Houston of
Tennessee. Senate conferees probably
Will report tomorrow and final action
In both houses is expected within a
few days.
Il believe, said Representative
Houston I'm submitting the perfected
measure. that when the record of
President Wilson's administration is
set down the enactment OF this bill
will stand high among it's achieve
ments. IL is progressive legislation
of the right kind and it is the solu-
tion OF the Alaska problem"
The bill provides for the expendi-
ture by the president of not to ex-
ceed s35.O00.OOO to construct o. road
from tidewater TO the interior Of the
territory.
The watchman and southron. [volume] (Sumter, S.C.) 1881-1930, 1914-03-07
SOON TO PRESENT REPORT.
Committee Will Recommend That
Daniels and Hall Bc Confirmed us
Commerce Commissioners.

Washington, March Favorable
ropor probably will be submitted
in .ew days by the senate interstate
commerce commission on the nomi-
nations of Winthrop NJ. Daniels OF
New Jersey and Henry c. Hall OF
Colorado. who were named by Presi-
dent Wilson January 81 as members
OF the interstate commerce commits
sion.
The names were referred to COM
mittee more than n month ago and
upon request OF Senators La Toilette
and Cummins were later submitted to
subcommittee.
Senator Pomerene. the chairman.
said today the subcommittee had con-
sidered the nominations and proba-
by would make a favorable report
after conference with Senator La
I Toilette.
The watchman and southron. [volume] (Sumter, S.C.) 1881-1930, 1914-03-07

FOR SALE-Dixie Wilt resistant cot
ton seed from cotton which made
500 weight bale per acre. Price
500 per bushel. l.. B. Colclough,
OswcsO, :. &.
The watchman and southron. [volume] (Sumter, S.C.) 1881-1930, 1914-03-07
GOLD MEDAL TO GOETHALS.
Will be Presented by President VIII
son.

Washington, March 2.-President
Woodrow Wilson, on behalf Of the
National Geographic Society, will pre-
sent the Society's special gold medal
to Col George w. Goethals, builder
Of the Panama Canal at the ninth
annual banquet of the scientific or
night. Col. Goethals will be the
guest Of honor and Secretary of
state William jennings Bryan will be
tOaStmaStcr.
The watchman and southron. [volume] (Sumter, S.C.) 1881-1930, 1914-03-07
DIES BY UNKNOWN HANDS.
PacOlct Man is Assaulted and Killed
In Rear Of SpartanburS Street.

ing through a negro settlement in the
rear Of Kennedy street late last
night, Steven Kirby of Pacolet, a
this county, was assaulted and left in
an unconscious condition. He was
taken to q local hospital, where il
was found that he had sustained a
fractured skull He died this after
noon at 5.l5 o'clock. The police have
pect of being connected with the as
gault