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The Hattiesburg news. (Hattiesburg, Miss.) 1908-1917, 1914-03-02
Senate Kills Good
Roads Bill; Also
Oyster Con,~issioa
HieHWAYo MANURE - An END
ID 70 DRA7H--LsApBNs alvE
W ~ DieaUer.

Apsstss 10 PAs 1s1s.
Jackson, Mtss., March s.-Oystsrs
and good reads held The ssAter Of the
legislative sass here today. aAs both
fared badly. TAe senate tried Sc
hand on constructive legisiAtioa In ~
half 0 better Highways, and failed
miserably, the bill seeking to create q
state highway commission being de-
feated after two hours debate. SO
many conflicting amendments were of.
fered that the members. who were
leading the fight gave up in disgust
and killed the bill.
In the house the bill carrying an
appropriation of s25,OOO per year for
an oyster commission, to be used in
the propagation of reefs, was defeat
ed, 81 to 35.
The Hattiesburg news. (Hattiesburg, Miss.) 1908-1917, 1914-03-02
THIS nan LOST WEIGHT
BOT ne GOT TO- HAPPY

Huntington. l.. l., March 2.-George
Masel weighed $50 pounds ON January
1. By dint of heroic reduction he lost
fat until few days ago he weighed
only 80. If anything ever tickled
George. losing that forty pounds did.
'T'm sylph." said George, as he
danced, out of the grocery. "I'm a
sylph!"
On his way home he took a short
cut across frozen pond. In the mid
die OF the slickest place on the ice
his happiness came nightly upon him
again. Forgetting where he was.
George jumped up and cracked his
heels together.
Everything was all right until he
came down. As he descended he
slipped on the ice and broke
his left leg. Four friends dragged
him home and put him to bed
While he lay there yesterday he took
on fat so fast that before night he had
regained the forty pounds he had lost
and faced a dismal prospect OF pick
ing up that much extra today.
The Hattiesburg news. (Hattiesburg, Miss.) 1908-1917, 1914-03-02
Hsue You Got
Wigs to Match
Your Dresses /?
n NOT, ART 'EM QUICK. ron THEY
WILL Dc ExTRNsiVELv WORN
TINS vgAR.

Next time nilaay Of EaattSssbtTg
goes to q theatre or ball, abe must
And . sAads sf saetA that matches her
hair. or buy q wig to match the cloth.
No longer nay she excuse herself fer
not following this, Dane Fashion's
latest decree. On the ground that the
Hattiesburg merchants havnt brought
EN- on, for the Davidson company
have just imported. direct from Paris.
two of the very latest shades in wigs.
and as soon as dresses can be made to
match, they will be on display in the
window
They are already wearing 'em in
cording to Mrs. L. l.. Mullennix, head
of the millinery department at David
sons, who bought the wigs on her
recent trip to New York.
Among the most popular shades, says
Mrs. Mullennix, are deep royal purple,
parraket. green, fox glove. Copenhagen
| Diut, bcI IuuQd RAlAt 6iCCh &ht
last. but perhaps most popular of all,
the tango" a new shade Of yellowish
terra Gotta that is a favorite shade at
the tango teas that are driving the
east dance-mad.
| One of the wigs at Davidson's is
Bermuda pink; the other, parraket
green. They are made up with Sc
ries of marcelie waves around thebot-
tom and a sort of puff on top.
Each woman should have at least
a dozen of these wigs-that is II she
is to have that many gowns. No wig
will go with two gowns. II you have
two green dresses Of different shades
for instance. you must have two wigs
for It would be of tho very worst form
imaginable to have your hair one shade
of green and your dress another. And
sa It is with blue and pink end all the
other colors that are subjected tc
delicate shading in the dyer's rooms
The cost of this wig OUTFIT which
every woman In Hattiesburg nus
have within the next few months, i!
very small You can get q very goot
wig for about $35. You can get then
as cheap as 500, but they are coars'
! and don't look very well. The bes
ones cost as much as $50 and 81
each, but for $35 or $40 wig tina
I might be. worn anywhere can b.
bought.
: So If you have as many as dozel
! different shades of dresses in your ne,
spring wardrobe. your wigs will cos
5 you only $40o or $500 for the season
!. OF course you will have to buy ne,
wigs when you buy new fall dresses
but IL you are economical. your exper
diture for wigs ought not exceed
couple Of thousand dollars q year.
, At q recent ball given BY NJ XII
, pei, one Of Loadon;s soeiety leader q
, the women wore Wigs 10 match tAei
, dresses, ana all the men wore coiore
: whiskers--preferably TO match th
; gowns worn By the women they escor
: ed. 1t 10 expected the social leader
; in the Forrest Club will make plan
: for a similar entertainment here witt
; In a short time. for New York seldol
= gets more than few months ahea
: Aof Hattiesburg in such matters !
: Wigs and whiskers. ~
The Hattiesburg news. (Hattiesburg, Miss.) 1908-1917, 1914-03-02
6. c. Smith IUs1
SElIE FIVE YEARS.
sUPRGMe COURT AFriRMs GEN.
rsNcs AaAINsr pENirEH-
viARv anAPvuR.
CHEF JUSTICE SMITH DiSSEITS
Convicted Chairman Of Prison Board
Site In Court Room az Sentence 10
Pronounced by Associate Justice
Reed-suggestIon Of Error.
CHEF JUSTICE snITI DIsstHTs

SSssisJ - rae lssss.
Jackson Miss, March 3.-The So
prene Csart this morning AFFIRMED the
verdict q sAs HiA1s county sirssit
ssuut IN shs sass cf G. 9. SnisA. Ter
nee Cl1atrnsn of tAs P0isent1Ary
Bessd - Trustees. VIE va sonvistsA
u Ssn1ttnU. 1nteA nust serve Q I've
year tssa IA ~ Dsaitmuasv.
CAisf JNsttss SylAey saith suS-
nittsa . disseatiAs sDinisa, lselariAs
that the record Of the TRIAL h rsDlets
with rsvsrsibls errors. He discussed
the ease ct considerable length. goins
fully iate many features Of he tssti
noay.
Smith. vhe Aas bsea at liberty N
der bonl siAcs sAsrtly after HE con
vietion. IVES In he Supreme Court
rosn. eAl hard Ais fAts pronounced
|by Associate Justice Aeel. Afserwsrli
he sArrsaAessl - the sAsriA q HinAi
county. 4 sasgsstioa Of srrsP win b,
Alsa.
The Hattiesburg news. (Hattiesburg, Miss.) 1908-1917, 1914-03-02
lEWls-MUl1eCK CASE
rIloVa OUT q Coul1

Failure of the state to establish any
proof against Tim and Henry Aur-
dock. charged with the murder OF
Leonard Lewis. whose dead body dis
covered near the Gulf 4 Ship Island
railroad about ten days ago has been
mystery to the police, caused JUS
tice of the Peace A. T. Powe to dis
miss the charges Saturday afternoon.
Six witnesses swore they saw the
dead man after the time he was sup
posed to have been murdered. The
state failed to produce any eye wit
nesses to the murder. No witnesses
were able to connect Ben Jones. Negro
hack driver. with the killing.
The Hattiesburg news. (Hattiesburg, Miss.) 1908-1917, 1914-03-02
On DRILL TAKEN
1O' oLO1 FIELD
Die CAR OF MACHINERY Lent
HArTiEssURa THIS NORM
NE ron aPLEv.
VolL WILL BEGIN Ar sa!t
No Advance in Stock Price to be Made
Until Disposition ls Made Of Re-
naming Shares in $4,000 capitaIiza-
tien-company Controls 900 Acres.

Tho first steps toward digging an
oil we'll at oloh were taken to-day. The
BIG ear of nashAasay whlsh sFrivsA
q nsstassS9sg Este SssusAw a1tsr.
BOON lset hees ~ nnorning over ~
IlsuGssluui CeaNpa An NDaW. wAsnss
\ NJ - snAnsesa - oasA ever ~
Nsaoss@swsss' Co. bse rod.
A. sssa a. ne nssAhssy psacAss
he sDo< wARs even iAdasattoa points
- on aAd -. work sf ysttins II uD
Win ~ begun and 4 - believed this
can BE- accomplished within ten daya.
By the end Of asxt wesk h = soAA-
dsAtly expected the hsls IN The ground
win have been begun.
Yha nechinsry vas On exAibit here
all Day ysstsrAsy aAA estts . number
Of persons Inspected H. TAsy saw
one Of the most powerful driils ana
derrisks that eaA ~ saads, In sAditisn
10 the engine and bsilsr that win suD-
ply the Dswsr.
II - the iatsntSoa of the promoters
- nee . twsivsineh DiDe from the
TOP Of the hole to . depth Of several
hundred feet, aal fFoa there sa uss
. six-inch pipe to . depth of two thou
sand feet. Should It become nscos
sary to 90 further down than this. II
II probable q four-inch, pipe will be
used. The fiow Of oil pipe this size
will supply depends on the amount OF
Oil in the lake and the pressure.
No Advance in stock.
Stock in the Mississippi Oil and Gas
Company, which controls the Olot
field, did not advance today to $12.5(
share as had been announced, bu
remained at $40. The reason giver
for this was that few shares Of stocl
in the original $4,000 capitalization
still remain unsold, and in order tt
hasten the sale of these remainin;
shares, the directors determined tt
keep the stock at par.
As soon as the original $4,000 Il
sold, It is expected an application TO
increased capitalization will be file'
and the next $4,000. according to an
nouncement, will be sold at $3.50 pc
share of $40.
II the first attempt to strike oil o
gas proves successful. several carload
of additional mschinery1 1ss'will b
brought in at once anH numbers o
other wells will be sunk. The CON
pany controls 800 acres of land. and
oil is found this will constitute one
the largest oil nelds in the world VI
der one management.
The Hattiesburg news. (Hattiesburg, Miss.) 1908-1917, 1914-03-02
TERRIFIC BLIZZARD
GRIPS EAST AND WEST
Fiue Dead in Nsv York CyP PsnnsylOsna kailroGd Has
Not Ran Train Out Of Metropolis in Thirty Six Hours
Telegraph Service Demoraized Worst
Storm in Years. Untold Damage

o'clock last night. Only five Western
Union wires out Of this city &SsId be
used this morning. Conditions show
no improvement.
Although only fifty percent Of the
previous SHOWS have been cleared from
New Yerk's streets. the sapsrsse to ths
city has ausuatsd - ope psiailsa del.
lars. II b lnpssstbSe 10 ssNusAs sa,s
sest that var bs sssassst ~ sssasisu
up siss Sast ssM. -
The Hattiesburg news. (Hattiesburg, Miss.) 1908-1917, 1914-03-02
STRONG HOPES FOR Mr..
HlGnTOWER'S RECBVERY

The many friends of Mr.. T. A. High
tower will be pleased to learn that
strong hopes are entertained for his
recovery from the sudden and danger
GUS attack of brain hemorrhage. which
seemed for the past two days as II it
would prove fatal
At 2 O'Clock this afternoon his con-
dition was reported unchanged from
yesterday, but the fact that he had
not grown worse vas regarded - fav-
orable
The Hattiesburg news. (Hattiesburg, Miss.) 1908-1917, 1914-03-02
asoroRMAN NORMAN iNslsrs
THAT GEORGE THATcH AND n.
o. MeREA ARE GUILTY.
POSITIVE IN IDEETIfEATIsH
'Vice-Presiden Scott Conducts Case
For Defense and Declares AIibi Will
be Established fer Both Young Men
Trial May - Lsnp.

Preliminary hearing Of the ease sf
George rhassA ssa Il. o .AeRea, TIE
tvs Ncrnaa Csasos ssuae.s whsn
Assesynnan n. l. Nssnnal asessss Of
hsvhg hefa hin ~ 1t shs Dsist -
thsir 1istofs a1l YoeAel- hin OF Ii
change pouch containing sS.7S in. sotn,
was begun before Justice OF the Peace
J. .. F&iriey At 10 o'clock this morn
ing and win doubtless consume the
remainder of the day.
Bsht witnesses for the state and .
like number for the defense were
sworn at the beginning OF the trial
and Put under the rule during the
hearing Of Testimony.
N. L. Norman, A. a HARRISON and
p. n. Smith, summoned as state wit
nessss, had testified this morning.
Norman, the prosecuting witness.
was on tne stand for more than an
hour, and after giving his statement
Of how, VIXEN and by whom he was
robbed, he was cross questioned at
great length by Prof. T. P. Scott. vice
president of the Normal, who is con-
ducting the case for the defense
Norman was emphatic in his state
ment that McRea and Thatch were
passengers on his car which left town
at 10 o'clock; that on his next run,
which ended at the Normal at 1874
he was confronted by two men who
pointed their pistols in his face and
ordered him three times to "hands up
that at the third command he obeyed
and that McRea held his gun in his face
while Thatch searched him, taking his
watch and his change pouch, but that
on the order of McRea, the watch was
returned. Norman also told Of his
having identified both the accused in
their respective rooms at the Normal
HARRISON identified the young mer
as the passengers who went out Oh
I06 car at III. 10 anu oIh'Ou .ehe'e sAASJ
said they had just returned from New
Orleans.
During the hearing this morning the
line of questioning by Mr.. Scot
seemed directed to bringing out the
part he as the execu 5e officer OF ths
college took on the night the dormi
tory was visited, and also the question
of who was responsible for instigatini
the search and arrcst of the men
Questions put to B. M. Smith on thii
point resulted in his denial that tn
Traction Company had taken the initia
tive further than ~ sersonal conduc
as superintendei > the railway de
partment, in following a report tina
had been made that the company
motorman had been held up an
robbed. H4
The defense probably will have a
opportunity to put some Of their wit
nesses on the stand during the aftel
noon, land it is declared alibis will b
established by both McRea an
Thatcb.
The Hattiesburg news. (Hattiesburg, Miss.) 1908-1917, 1914-03-02
<>A><> . 80 ~>~>A
. eMRierv eETe uieaRev
. orFgR IvGR FROM eEoe.

. Chicago, March IA hat ofef =
. OF s65.oo0 to manage . federal =
. league team for three years was =
. wired to Christy Asthewson to .
y day by President Gilmore Of the =
= Fedk-sl League. The offer was =
= nott scepted and Mathewson =
= sigf y. Clith the Giants today. =
. . .PophroniIs = 80 >~~~~ =
The Hattiesburg news. (Hattiesburg, Miss.) 1908-1917, 1914-03-02
people have been killed.

people have been killed.
Late last night the snow stopped
falling over most Of New York state
and the bowling blizzard set in. The
snow started again thIs morning, caus-
ing the transportation and wire esm.
paniss urts'd trsus's.
The ssve~fty 81 sssdttioas 10 svi-
ds~esd BY the saee tsss Wss ps~ssly.
Vasaa refiFSed sssD use ssse . s;~Oss
train out Of NSw Yosis senss ss*ss
The Hattiesburg news. (Hattiesburg, Miss.) 1908-1917, 1914-03-02

LOUISIANA PROTEST
cusANs PREFERENTIAL
~ Assscssses Prsss.,

. Washington, March s.--Noties =
= has been served On Secretary =
. MeAaoo By Attorney 0snsrsl =
. Pheasant Of Leuisisna. of His In =
= tcntion to ask the Supreme Court =
. for . temporary INJUNCTION rs-e
= strainins the Treasury Depart :
= ment from granting Cuban SUGAR I
= a.twenty per cent preferential. Z
= General Pleasant is expected to
= apply for the Injunction late to- 4
= day.
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The Hattiesburg news. (Hattiesburg, Miss.) 1908-1917, 1914-03-02
(By Lssociatcd Press

New York, March 2.-The northern
part Of the United States, from the
Atlantic coast as far west as Cleveland,
10 stIII In the grip Of ene Of the severest
bllzzards In the history sf the country.
The snsw aWd wind Storm bs0au its
ca~spss yesterday aad ssrs Samages
go sosrmous. New Vsrk say b In
. ssvsssh ssq1ttasA sss stsrm sssssT-
tus ~ spso. - ~ uunsFssssss. Fsve
The Hattiesburg news. (Hattiesburg, Miss.) 1908-1917, 1914-03-02
ITALIAN CONSUL. AGE SO,
- DIES AT vicksBu

vicksburg, Miss. March 2.-Nsy
.Fiazza, for thirty years Italian COY
Aere, who had the title Of cavalie[
|the Italian court, and owner 7f the
theater here for many yearT died
lhere of paralysis. He was 90 year'
. old.
The Hattiesburg news. (Hattiesburg, Miss.) 1908-1917, 1914-03-02
= .>AA~>~<~~<HH%~~ = =
|supREME coJRT nvLEs :
q AeAINsT wAITnAH c'- :
fBs AssotssteS Pyess.l
w -
IWash.ngton, March y

) wash:nsto9, March n :
) sgupreme court today rsfuss1 e =
: review the decision Of re ksvy
. York Federal Courts, hoIdine tint
= the walttlam Watch Co cpola !
= not fix reIsale prices Of wclehse
. by retailers.
>~~
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The Hattiesburg news. (Hattiesburg, Miss.) 1908-1917, 1914-03-02

Austin, Tex, March 2.-Gov. Cob
quit today received an urgent ~
peal from citizens on the border.
at Brownsville to send an addk
tional force Of Rangers to protect
them from the ravages Of Mexl-
can bandits. It is reported The
Mexicans cross the border a.
night, stealing stock and commit.
ting other depredations, and ~
turn to the Mexican side by day
light.
The Hattiesburg news. (Hattiesburg, Miss.) 1908-1917, 1914-03-02
vHa MAnxErs
tHv Asssosssss fyess.,

New Orleans. March 2.--Cotton
STEADY, three to four points down.
Chicago, March 2.--Wheat closed
steady, one-quarter to three-eishths
up. Provisor Unchanged to five
The Hattiesburg news. (Hattiesburg, Miss.) 1908-1917, 1914-03-02

Washington, d. c., March 2s-Tlkk'
villa has acknowledged the authority
of Carranza and will not permit the
American commission to examine the
body of William S. BentoE the DESC
Englishman, until the Washingtol(
Government has consulted CarranE6'
was the explanation made by Fresl-,
dent Wilson today in his conferences
with the newspaper men relative To-
the Mexican situation.
The President explained further
that. in his opinion and that OF the
State Department. there is no righf
In international law by which The
United States could insist on acting
for Great Britain. although the United
States has been asked by foreign pow
ers to use its good offices to protect
their citizens.
The Presidents understanding AZ
the law is that II England should 81
the United States Government to pur.
sue the matter further. the
States would not feel Obligated y
more than push the investigatS
through its own consular ofnces.E
The Hattiesburg news. (Hattiesburg, Miss.) 1908-1917, 1914-03-02
NEGRO lEsls1En AND
7. P. Me1gE Shot Mn

NV'hile making their rounds through
4 ~ Jew Orleans & Northeastern yards
al i II slock Sunday night, Officers
W. N and Hugh NcInnis saw
nt ro ked suspicious and
wien foached the man and
laid j. aim he struggled to free
himse1f. hiking that he was about
to draN gun. Officef Moore drew
his CUR shot the man. infiicting a
painful though not dangerous wound
In the thigh.
Will Harris. the wounded man, was
taken to the Hattiesburg Hospital.
where at 2 o'clock he was reported as
doing we'll.
The Hattiesburg news. (Hattiesburg, Miss.) 1908-1917, 1914-03-02
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} THE WEATHER. .

Mississippi Cloudy and warm =
or tonight Tuesday rain and =
warmer. =
) 8 ~1<H >~> >A~> $50
The Hattiesburg news. (Hattiesburg, Miss.) 1908-1917, 1914-03-02


chihuahua, March 2.-villa
day that orders delaying the
investigation commission. VIII
halted at Juarez yesterot
rect from Carranxa. who a
mined to handle all diplomat
himself.
villa also said he belle
Bauch. who was last rer
had been killed. He said =
been liberated at Juarez r.
less assassinated by som L
miles," 4
The Bottineau courant., 1914-09-18
An Early Underground Road.

London's underground railway sta.
tions are decidedly different from
what they were when first built. A
writer in London Society Of May. 1863,
describes Harrington street station as
resembling "a family vault ON large
scale. with series of hdp baths in.
troduced diagonally into it for light
and ventilation. The hip baths are
lined with glazed tiles. and to keep the
resemblance to their prototype We find
the leakage drained OF at the end into
a vessel something like soap dish. A
dense fog filed the place when | was
there. and. as the people waiting for
the trains were seen wandering up and
down the platform. one might have i'm
agined them ghosts of the great un-
washed condemned to linger in sight
of those lavatories they neglected in
their mortal life"
The Bottineau courant., 1914-09-18
MISSED THE TRAIN.
Il Was Not the Agents Fault. Either,
Only His Misfortune.

Il Was Not the Agents Fault. Either.
Only His Misfortune.
The real estate man from the city
was eager to close the deal tor Uncle
Billy Weatherman's forty acres. which
would front on beautiful lake after
the big White river dam in the Mis-.
souri, OZarks was built.
The papers lay on the table awaiting
Uncle Billy's signature. The real es.
tate man was impatient He was in
a hurry to get back to HoIlister, the
nearest railway station. 50 as to catch
the only train that would get him back
to Kansas City the next morning
Now. if you'll sign right thereon
the dotted line" he said handing a
fountain pen to Uncle Billy
Uncle Billy took out his spectacles
and read the papers carefully
Il reckon I'd better not be in too big
a hurry about this hyar" he temporiz-
ed. with the shrewdness of the Ozark
mountaineer Il don't read as peart
as l used to- | b'lieve III have my
sons read them papers. mister"
1T would be great favor to me.
Uncle Billy" remarked the Kansas
City man. looking at his watch, IF
you could manage to see them in time
to finish up this transaction by noon.
You see. I've got to get away today.
How many sons have you. anywayT
Uncle Billy scratched his head a
minute and said. Eighteen. ."-YOuth's
Companion.
The Bottineau courant., 1914-09-18
OWNING A HOME.
The Real Estate Man Presents His
View Of the Question.

The Real Estate Man Presents His
View Of the Question.
The public has no better friends than
the real estate agents. although IN.
dividuals may sometimes think that
they are a tritle persistent IN their ef-
forts to induce one to make pur.
chase.
In reality. however. this is where
they do the greatest good. not only for
the city in which they live. but for the
man to whom they sell property. and
this is especially true in the case Of a
home.
The great majority Of people are too
slow to realize the Importance OF be-
coming home owners. and the efforts
of the real estate dealers have induc.
ed thousands to purchase who other
wise would have let splendid oppor
tunities pass.
1t is especially important that all
young people become home owners at
the earliest time possible. because in
the strength of their youth they will
have no trouble meeting the payments
on home. and in few years they
will have it paid for On the other
hand. if they fail to buy the years will
pass and find them living up all they
make.
Because of taxes insurance and de-
probation many people figure that It
is cheaper to rent than to own home.
but since the man owning the proper
ty is willing to make that kind of in
vestment it is pretty evident that in
the long run it pays the Ownpr.-Na-
tional Real Estate Journal
The Bottineau courant., 1914-09-18
Can't Crack This Safe.

The Krupps have produced ma
terial for safes that is not easily fused
or penetrated by the oxyhydrogen and
oxyacetylene burners now in use by
scientific cracksmen. 1t is a variety Of
cast steel able to resist the best bOr.
ing tools. 1t is estimated that to burn
a hole of 80 inches in plate of the
material 'l.G inches thick would take
from six to fourteen hours and neces-
state the use of 1900 gallons of acety-
lene and 5000 gallons of oxygen.
The Bottineau courant., 1914-09-18
Looking Ahead.

II have just telephoned to our new
neighbors to ask them if there is any
thing we can lend them" said Mrs.
Scrimpins.
Aren't you getting wonderfully
generousY' asked her husband.
"Oh. it's just as well to be neighbor-
Iy. Most Of our stuff is pretty we'll
worn. and as they moved in saw a
lot Of things that will be worth hav-
ing when it comes our turn to Dor.
row. Washington Star.
The Bottineau courant., 1914-09-18
PRACTICAL HEALTH HINT.
To Cure a Cold.
First stop eating. The sys

First stop eating. The system
is overloaded with impurities
and they must be eliminated.
Fast until these pOisons can be
disposed Of in a natural manner.
Take long walks. drawing in
many deep. full breaths. exercise
every muscle Of the body that
the circulation may be quicken
ed and each part of the body .
thoroughly cleansed by this ac-
celerated circulation.
Battle at least once a day. rub
bling the surface Of the body
briskly all over for five or ten
minutes. After missing from
two to three meals. If a ravenous
appetite is acquired. it is. Of
course. desirable to indulge this
appetite. but in lnOderx Ion. Un-
der no circumstances she id the
stomach be g0rged. and those
foods which are unwholesOme or
but moderately nutritious should
be avoided.
The Bottineau courant., 1914-09-18
Two at One Trick.

Two at One Trick.
LET me plOw this field"
"Thanks'
I'm canvassing this district for con-
gress." said the willing worker after
finishing the field do you own this
fine farm?'
"Oh. no" replied the other man: I'm
the candidate on the other ticket! The
farmer has gone to town. but ! assur.
ed him the field would be plOwed by
the time he got back philadelphia
Ledger.
The Bottineau courant., 1914-09-18
The Silent Chill,

He-ThereS no use introducing me
to any one | can't dance.
She What nonsense! | saw you
dancing with Miss James the night be-
fore last.
"Yes. but she hasn't spoken to L2e
since"-Life
The Bottineau courant., 1914-09-18
Corrected Him.

"COme back for something you've
forgotten. MS usual:" said the husband
NO" replied his wife s-vcetiy, i've
come back for something remem-
bered"