White Pine news weekly mining review. [volume] (East Ely, Nev.) 1910-1920, 1914-05-24

noble editor who makes Hy-chasing
delightful among national sports.
Dear Sir:
Last Wednesday midnight p. m.
were historical dates when | babe
sad kiss-a-by employment from home
of Mrs. K. w. Humphrey, North
Bourbon, Ky. This we're too bad ac-
cident IRON my helplessness. >
When | enter this sweethearted
home Hon. Mrs. Humphrey say me,
Togo" she relate. Il am most par
ticular about flies"
Il am sure you must raise some
delicious varieties of these live
stock" ! collapse for chivalry.
20 not to do" she renig hastily.
Il would sooner have a tiger in my
house than a fly
"A tiger might be more noisy
negotiate.
"A tiger merely contains six claws
in his feet" she snagger,' while a
fly got 10000 s%cratehers each 0 n
tanning 100000 germs. From
this you can estimate
/ attempt TO do SO until %fatigued.
From national science report ar
ranged by boss doctor of John Hop
smith University | learn considerable
valuable diseases which come from
flies. Asthma, miasma, phantasma,
connection of the membranes, loss of
memory. worms (hook. book &
ring,) hydrophobia. anglophobia,
collie, photography. and jaw-lock.
All these are brought to homes from
footprints of this poisonous bird
They should not be permitted to
fly" ] abhor.
1T is not when they fly they are
harmful. They do the damage when
they land" she tell.
In this they are similar to aero
planes" | snuggest.
"Perhapsly," she eombnst. AT
any rates, | give You instructions.
Whenever you see a fly, track him TO
his hole and shoe him at once
only horse-fiies can be shoed.'
determinate.
She could not assimilate this re-
ply ! said,
Whenever l see flies she say
Furthermore. Il s~hodder, not SO
much for self & husband as for Baby
Alexander. who are endanger."
Expect me to fear nothing in
Guiding flies" | narrate cruelty like
a Samurai.
Mr.. Editor, when housewifely
lady got fear for something she got
II even when Ii are not there. / once
did kitchen labor for one lady who
imagine tramps was somewhere all
time. When grocer arrive with or.
der expression, she holla, Tramp
till he say otherwise. She yall,
Tramp" when welcoming book
agent peddle-man come. One day
gentleman in very tired-looking
clothes arrive up to door. She
sereech Tramp" and quench him
with hose-water.
Il am preacher, he yellup. Il
thought you tramp" she oblige.
"At my salary should be-" he
negotiate while walking awayward.
Thusly it were with Hon. Mrs.
Pumphry about flies. Each morn
ing she examine fly-paper lovingly
like mariners studying charts.
How much flies We caught this
a. M, Togo" she ask it.
Six | say 1t. Five house and
one butter
'tUnloosen Hon. Butterfly she
dement,. We should not punish ma
lures lovely insex. because of sins
of Others"
So ! grabb that lovely insex and
attemp remove him from his sticky
toes. But when | done so he turn
meanly and bit me on thumb with
hot end of his poison tail.
THAT butterfly are a wasp" l
lecture amid Japanese word curse.
"Wasps does little HARM" she say
sweetishly.
"What little they does can
be noticed Immediately ! snarrel.
And so EDWARDS.
After 2a days of continuous fly
manship | became extremely skilful
in murder. My ears became very
bright by listening for flies. At dis
lance Sc #. | could hear Hon. Fly
walking up windows. Then was time
for me. My eyebrows containing
cunpowder expression peculiar to