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The times dispatch. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1903-1914, 1914-04-15
FIVE MORE UNITE
ON cupid SPECIAL
Total of Fourteen Couples Mar
ried During Mrs. ellis Excur-
sion to Washington.
Especial TO The Tirnes-Dlsputch.

Especial 10 The Times Dlspu tell
Washington. April 14.-Five more
couples from the Cupid Special con-
Quoted by Mrs. j. II. Gill, OF Richmond,
here on It's annual Easter week excur-
6iof'' were married here to-day. These.
with the nine couples married yester-
oaE, brinY tho number from this
years journey up 70 fourteen at pres
ent.
The i've couples married to-day were
as follows:
Louis II. Shoemaker and Carrie NJ.
Jackson, both of Richmond; John T..
ROCK ana iuray q. Harden. both OF
Richmond; William H. Ballard OF
Portsmouth, ana Marie VI. Jackson, Of
orange County; Charles +. Nolan and
Mary Il. Toler, both OF Richmond;
The times dispatch. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1903-1914, 1914-04-15

OF delightful program given by tho
Ashland Music Club on Monday morn
ing. Miss Margaret Gordon, OF Rich
mond. sang two solos. and her wonder
fully sweet voice captivatcd the audi
ence. Among others taking part wer.
Mesdames J. Z. Blasingame, r. Il.
blackwell. w. NJ. Lasher, II. NJ. shep-
nerd. Misses Lee Goodwin and Mar
Euerite Wightman.
Lloyd Tabb. of Gloucester, Va. was
the, guest of friends here this week.
the guest ts4Mrs. u. NJ shepherd. haa
gone to Richmond for Il short visit be
lore returning to her home in stanton
The Easter dance given at the Henry
Clay Inn on Monday night by the
younger set was one of the most attrac-
tive and enjoyable affairs of the week
An orchestra from Richmond furnished
music. The dancers included Misses
Virginia Marshall. Elise Cardwel
Ruth Rlakcy, Virginia Potts Katherine
Marsh; Mesdames Shepherd and James
Hunter; Misses Waller, OF Norfolk:
Graham. Of Itichmond: Choate and
Roahe. OF Atlanta, Ga; Messrs George
Rice. Lettch Wright. Joe Potts, Edward
Rice. Macon Hart, Billy Hammond
Borden Rice. Gordon Hammond, Thorn
rs and John Christian. The chaperones
were Mr. and Mrs. James Harris. Mr..
and Mrs. Marshall. MeSdames c. 70
Potts; NJ. NJ. Baldwin, John Hammond
and Agner
The times dispatch. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1903-1914, 1914-04-15
NEWS OF ASHLAND
Especial to Tie Times-Dispatch


Ashland. Va, April 1.-the congre-
cation OF st. James the Less Episcopal
Church held its annual meeting on
Monday night in the parish house. Re
ports from the different societies of
the church were given. showing much
good work had been done during the
past year. After an interesting talk
by the rector. Rev. L. l.. Goodwin, -.
D.. the election of vcstrymen FOR the
coming year was held with the fol-
lowing results: J. III. Chenery. g. G.
Bridges. Morgan Shepherd. Tate Chen :.
cry, W. l.. Foy. T.. w. Newman, J. NJ.
stone. Charles Stebbins, Jr, s. J..
boswell, Charles Potts. a. =. Guilbcrt
and j. X. Fleet.
Robert Marye has returned to North
Carolina after spending several days
with his parents, Colonel and Mrs. L..
I. W. Marye.
John Thornton. of Randolph Macon
College, was in Petersburg this week
visiting friends.
Mr.. and Mrs. George stansbury. Of
I5altimore. are guests OF Mrs. William
b. Rudd
Mrs Conway Gordon and Miss Mar
Saret Gordon. OF Richmond. were here
on Monday visiting Mrs. a. c. Wight
man.
Nature In Music" was the subject
The times dispatch. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1903-1914, 1914-04-15
ORDER AID TO CUPID.
Marriage Is IIHstrncd by Sailing nj
4
fSnnl.inl - ~. ~

Especial TO The Times Dispatch
Hampton Va. April l+.-I.ieutenant
Arnold Hunter, attached TO the BATTLE
snip Arkansas. which carries the flag
lof Admiral Badger, commander OF the
Atlantic fleet, and Miss Emily Hughes
were married tonight at Old Point at
the church Of the Centurion. While
Lieutenant Arnold and Miss Hughes
mad been engaged for some time their
marriage tonight was the direct re-
suit or the order which has sent the
vessels of the Tect scurrying TO Next
can waters Miss Hughes. who is the
daughter OF a retired army officer. has
been st the Hotel Chamberlin as the
guest of Miss Ann Brown Kimberly
This afternoon Lieutenant; Hunter came
ashore with Admiral Badger and met
his iiancee. Quickly they decided 10
be married. The ceremony was per-
former by Major "a y. prudcn, chap
lain at Fortress Monroe. and Miss Kim
bcrly was maid of honor. Lieutenant
y. r. Reeves acted as best man. This
morning Lieutenant Hunter will sail
with the fleet, leaving his bride at Old
Point
The times dispatch. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1903-1914, 1914-04-15
TWO CANDIDATES
FOR SENATORSH|P
c. O'Conor Goolrick and DR..
Thomas w. Dew Will Fight
for Moncurc's Seat.
Especial to The Times Dispatch

SptCiil 10 1 ne IImcS- Dispatch.
70 s. G' That 1pF otondf f
,iioolrick. Of this city, and DR.. Thomas
opposing candidates for the state SEN
atorShip for this district. t. succeed
X. e: L. stoncurc. resigned. TO become
Eastern District Of Virginia Mcssrs
Goolricis and Dew were both at Louisa
court yesterday rni2gline. with the vot-
ers ana looking after their. interests.
Mr.; Goolrick returned here last night,
and states, that he is perfectly salts
ned with the situation in Louisa
Fire last night broke out in the ware
house and stable belonging TO Captain
McCracken. located ON the vacant
Commerce street. 1t il not known how
the fire started. The flames burned
buildings were in danger. The iiro de-
lnrtmcnt responded quickly. and in a
short time had the flames under con-
troll.
\ mask ball was held at Hotel Fred
eriek last night; given, by the Fred
Gri,G,lkisburg Dancing Club. which was a
iorty couples dancing. all masked and
in fancy costumes Dancing began az
> o'clock. and continued until midnight,
when refreshments were served. and
uahclng was then resumed and con-
tinued until y; NJ. Music was fur
ton. In addition TO the dancers. many
spectators We're present;
st. Georges Episcopal Church here.
at meeting last evening, elected the
following vestrymen: Judge a. w. Wal
I lace, a. b. Bolts. l.. NJ Young George
w Shepherd. a. =. Thornton. Dir. NJ NJ.
Lewis, Judge r. H. L. Chichester. Judge
Alvin 7. Embrcy. A. H. Wallace. J.
l5owie Gray. Captain r. c. Vance DR..
{. Mason smith. The following OIL
GERS were elected: Juuec A. w Wallace.
senior warden; y. b. Bolts junior war
den; T.. NJ. Young, treasurer: George
w. Shepherd, registrar
Bishop Harding, of Washington, ar
rived here to-day. and is a guest, at
the Episcopal rectory. of Rev. and Mrs
j.. j. Lanicr. He preached tonight at
the Episcopal Church. and at the con-
ciusion of the service he confirmed a
The times dispatch. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1903-1914, 1914-04-15
DANIELS APPROVES PLAN
Feasibility of Line of Cruisers to South
America Is Endorsed.

America Is Endorsed.
Washington, April l+.-Fcasibility Of
establishing line OF naval cruisers
10 carry passengers. mail and freight
between the United States and South
America was indorscd by Secretary
Daniels to-day in n report 10 the Sen
ate on a resolution recently introduced
by Senator Weeks. The Committee on
Naval Affairs Immediately introduced n
bill TO establish one or more such lines.
II is the plan 10 use in time of peace
such swift scout cruisers as are little
needed iii Hee: manoauvres.
The mail ships you'd be commanded
ny retired officers at the discretion OF
the Navy Department, which also would
fix rates and fares.
In his letter to Chairman Tillman. OF
the Naval Committee. Secretary Daniels
said:
1T Is practicable, by the use OF naval
vessels, TO carry out the purpose indi-
Gated in the resolution. and the follow
ing vessels will be available for the
service: ST. Louis. Charleston, AIilwau-
kcc. Columbia, Minneapolis first cr,Iis-
crs; salem and Chester. first scout
cruisers; Buffalo and Rainbow, trans
ports: Ancon. Crist obal and Hector
ranama steamers: Mars, Vulcan. Cy-
c!ops and Neptune Cor two equally
good) and the Nan Shan. Golfers"
The times dispatch. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1903-1914, 1914-04-15

Otho Profiitt, of Goochland County, and
Kate Bruce. OF Fluvanna County.
The excursion party split up into
numerous small parties to-day and Wis
tied all the points OF interest about
Washington. such az Mount Vernon,
Arlington, the Capitol and other places
Mrs. GIL said to-day there were about
$50 In the party altogether, about 800
starting from Richmond and the 9TH
ers getting aboard the train on the way
to Washington.
In the party is y. w. Winston. a Con-
fedcrate veteran from Louisa County
who came along with his nine grand
children. four boys and five girls.
They boarded the train at boswell and
arc having jolly time. q. II. NJ.
The times dispatch. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1903-1914, 1914-04-15
In THE SPRING YOU
NEED MEDICINE

Your close confinement indoors and
heavy living during the winter, and
tho torpid condition of your system
brought about by cold weather. have
made your blood Impure and weak. so
that now eruptions appear on your
face and body. you lack vitality,
strength and animotton; your appetite
Is poor: you have that tired feeling.
Ask your druggist for Hoods Sar-
saparilla. II makes tho rich red blood
that you must have to feel we'll. look
well eat and sleep we'll. Get it to-day.
Adv
The times dispatch. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1903-1914, 1914-04-15
SHOOTS HIS WIFE;
KILLS HIMSELF
Bridge Worker, Concealed in
Barn, Fires When Woman
Steps Into Yard.
Especial to The Times Dispatch

tSPoV'"I 70 He 1 IHeS-DISpulCHJ
Shenandoah. Va, April l4.-C. i. An
derson. of IIagerstown. an employo OF
the Pennsylvania Bridge Company.
shot and mortally wounded his wife
and then blew out his brains al Ingham,
seven miles north OF this place. at 2
O'CLOCK this afternoon. Anderson's wife
was Miss Keyser. OF Insham. She
and hcr husband had not lived together
Tor n year. Anderson went to Ingham
to-day. concealed himself In barn
and waited until his wife came out in
the backyard. Then he Aired five shots
from a magazine rifle. three shots TAX
Ing effect. He then turned the gun on
himself Mrs. Anderson was taken TO
hospital tonight, but there Is little
hopc of saving her life.
The times dispatch. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1903-1914, 1914-04-15
What Use Is Money II Your Health IL
FooT-You DO Not Enjoy II or
Anything II VIII Duy.

Stop suffering and trying to hoard
up your money (again. stop throwing
your money away. How? you ask
why. by buying a lot OF so-called
cures because they are cheap. You
know you are only wasting your time
rs well as your money.
IF you suffer from rheumatism. ca
tarrh, liver. kidney or stomach trou-
blcs, indigestion or worms OF any kind,
call ut Tragle's drug store and let him
explain the real curative virtues OF
the Quaker Herb Remedies. Get a
treatment OF Quaker Herb Extract and
a bottle Of oil OF Balm. the external
application. This Will give you from
thirty TO thirty-six days treatment
tnotice after Il few days the remark
The times dispatch. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1903-1914, 1914-04-15

With eighty-seven years behind him
and twenty-fOur OF them spent In one
employ, William Cox was yesterday re-
lieved Of all duty by the firm of Sydnor
e Hundley, and retired on full pay for
as long as he shall live.
letter. signed by tho president OF
the firm, G. Il. Sydnor. Jr, was sent to
MIR. Cox yesterday, apprsing him OF tho
action OF his employers. The letter
was one OF gracious compliment and of
congratulatory terms. 1t reminded him
that he had lived up to tho prccepts of
virtue. and that he had been faithful In
Hong service.
The times dispatch. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1903-1914, 1914-04-15
Cash Dividend of 500 Per Cent.

,-tSpccial 10 ne ines DiSpatc
New York, April IA cash divi-
dcnd of 800 per cent has been declared
by the Quaker Oh Company. which is
operating in Oklahoma
The Pure Oil owns 80 $40 per cent
Germ.
The times dispatch. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1903-1914, 1914-04-15
THROUGH RATES
MUST Be REVISED
Application Of Southeastern Rail
roads for Extension OF Time
Is Denied

!SpecinI TO The Times Dispatch.l
washington. April 13.-The Inter
state Commerce Commission to-day de-
nicd tho application OF Southeastern
railroads on behalf OF themselves and
their connections for an extension OF
time until January /. 1915 in order to
revise through passenger rates TO all
The times dispatch. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1903-1914, 1914-04-15

Brooksvlle Fla. April IA severe
wind and rainstorm to-day swept the
southern portion of this county, UNI
roofing houses, thrcshing young fruit
from trees ana lcvcling growing crops.
Windows were smashed and citrus fruit
still on trees was beaten Off
The times dispatch. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1903-1914, 1914-04-15
The Weather
Forecast, VirgInia-Rniu Wedncs-
day, Thursday fuir, warmer.
North Carolinn-Rain Wednesday,,
Thursday fnir, warmer.
spccinl Local Data for Ycstcrt

Special Local Data for Yesterday.
y noon temperature. ......... IS
3 T.. NJ. temperature. ....-...... IS
Maximum temperature UP TO
NJ. ov
Minimum temperature up TO S
vi. 90
Mean temperature. ................ IS
Normal temperature. .............. 81
deficiency III temperature. .......
Deficiency in temperature since
March ....... 80
Accumulated deficiency in tempera-
turc since january 1......... $50
Rainfall last twenty-four hours IL
deficiency in rainfall since March
go. ..,... .......... 40
Accumulated deficiency In rainfall
since January 1,.............. go
Local Observation S T.. NJ. Yesterday.
Temperature Al
i"''E !o
MiHu tloh '.............. y. ~.
ihu--Veioclty ................. 10
Rainfall last twelve hours .. ~
The times dispatch. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1903-1914, 1914-04-15
Che Oeipet Kina
Ice Cream,

Its pure by the hishcs, standard. O.
sdendhc test. |, i, made Of Puo
Milk and Cseam-fre,h .wee. country
products. fragrant with the perfume.
Of field and forest.
We wish everybody who loves
Ice Cream could call and see how
il Is made. They would ca, twice
L
Albuquerque morning journal. [volume] (Albuquerque, N.M.) 1903-1926, 1914-07-14
\ LONG WORD.

Tho English speaking world ~ ae-
customed to regard with respect inc
length Of Observation-Disclosures ana
antdisesta hlishmentaria but those
pyginies 81 twenfs -four and twenty
eight letters are dwarfed hy compare
son with the giant name Of new
form Of unlermentad cheese, "hieh
s described in ILLUSTRATION.
The cheese Is made " fresh curdiso
milk favored with the dry, finely
cut blossoms Of Asperula odorata or
woodrug. a European herb. The or
fslnality 81 this new dairy product
however. rests largely in the name
under which il has been put on the
market Oherammergauer passions
fest spielaIpenkrauterklosterdeiicatee-
frnhs;ueks kase. Il has seNeniy-three.
letters and occupies two fuii lines %
.pfint Ia the Monitenr des marchands
IT, teurre a oeufs rs great anNah-
faeo lies in iis specific meaning. Tor
vhtn translated il signifies cheese 81
TIE clotster. hreat fast aeiicaey iia-
xore8 with herbs ef the Alps prepared
for the Oberammargau NIthous
aot,i,t.H saws ILLUSTRATION. ~ the
cheese had been baptized IN French
il would have received q more conelse
name. A statement which Is tpuai'
rs true with regard 10 knshsh.
Albuquerque morning journal. [volume] (Albuquerque, N.M.) 1903-1926, 1914-07-14
JAMES FREEMAN CIARkI-s ste.
CI~~DE

fCongrcgafInuAlistl
A human document has just finish
ed IT, course In the Atlantic which.
because 4 It's revelation of the e.
feet II American life and institution
upon an impressiontn foreigner.
takes ~ place as permanent iltefa-
ture beside Professor Steiners auto
biography. now running In the Con-
gfegationalist This Atlantic serial
i from the pen Of Rev Abraham u.
lslhbany, now pastor of the Church
Of the Disciples In Boston. When ~.
stalled there two or three years age
the wondering comment vas expressed
that d church whose only pastors had
been James Freeman Clarke ana
harles q. Ames. and which has in-
Guided In lls membership during the
seventy-two years Of its existence
many 81 the more conservative lui-
farians ~ the city and vicinity. should
have called, not an fastener or even
native born American. but syrian
Nho first opened his eyes IN a little
village known as Beflffr. under the
shadow Of Mount Lebanon. Where,
forf0Oth. we're the native New Eng
lsndcrs from whom such church
would naturally recruit is ministry ?
Well they aren't coming forward IN
any large numbers. and - the Church
n the Disciples like many other New
England churches. turned its spyeiass
toward other sections u the country.
As a result this Syrian Immigrant
who came 10 America pennies ana
ffleudless twenty years ago. and VINO
met. a. did Professor steiner. al
kinds 81 hardships and obstacles, IS
now demonstrating hi power 10 guide
spiritually descendants ~ the Pilgrim
Albuquerque morning journal. [volume] (Albuquerque, N.M.) 1903-1926, 1914-07-14

dars Roosevelt and NJ oue else.
The proposition . extremely tick
i.sh fur the colonel because should
he lau 20 defeat whitman. Il wouli
deepb damase his prestige for the
1915 campaign ON the other hand.
should he be able 10 defeat both the
republican ana democraiic nominees.
a thing efareeiy possible. q would
place him ia the executive chair ~
the empire stale. whifh would enable
him 90 Keep himself IN tho limflight
as the great political der.workef
and tho ony man capable ~ defeat
Ing Woodrow Wilson.
Should he b. able % defeat the re-
publican nominee and elect q demo
crat a would show The republicans
the necessity for complete fusion with
the Rfosressltes In the 1915 cam
ialgn. which Is really the object Of
the progressive leaders
Albuquerque morning journal. [volume] (Albuquerque, N.M.) 1903-1926, 1914-07-14
Hits from Sharp Wits

Saturday night + about the ouls
time an ambitious man doesn't have
an idea that be VIII do something big
tomorrow. Toledo Blade.
Most things that we wish for have
lost their aitractipeness when We can
have them. Albany Journal
Borrowing money from friends has
caused number u men Of splendid
mentality TO absolutely lose their
memory. MacOn news.
It's better 60 70 without few
things than get al fellow has com
Ing to him Toledo Blade
Many il man has acquired a condi-
tion ~ misery Is drinking 70 some
other fellow $ health. Toledo Blade.
Nothing SO shakes ones faith IN
mankind Is % be lit by an automobile.
lie feels completely upset DescFet
News.
Borrowed trouble Is much trouble
more. There's never lender who has
less.
Sometimes what appears as beauty
a distance ss Hat even skin deep -
Albany Journal
Some men fal because they hold
their heads SO high that they cannot
sec whittier their feet are going
Who Locks for praise when ne has
merely done his duty VIII be disap-
pointed.
Albuquerque morning journal. [volume] (Albuquerque, N.M.) 1903-1926, 1914-07-14
I'M NH Moost rREDIC ,MlNT


Tire bHii Hitpsffs oaiside 81 Sc"
York ais'e we inslHiln7 mat h"asf-
welt shalt not mn fer eovefnof ~
that state insisiins that sNon sahH'-
naey would be beneath ne aisni2
aHa that hcifaf N"aid hnf' NJ if's'
iise f1f 1915 Inc ~ raw
Press voices the OUTSIDE sac" 81 = az
follows
TT hon e H-~-' L tha Niihst,lA.
t s 80 :. wv, re X
- slenhant ann far shooting hum
miss blrds Is must he a ioke
Aef 4 ihH h4inn'ihk Nlfns nav NJ
~ shot 1na ne H'heF gun y aN"h-
able, TIE elephant sue "iil nave %
be used of else W. same VIII 'A'
int another 1ls# lh's 4 p'es'seif wv
tisaailen ~ the progressive party "
New YORK. 10 one KNOWS heiief ii'an
Colonel Roosevelt tnAt y lasltl''
ATTORNEY whitman ~lHs VIZ teesR'i-
can nomination. as in 81 riei#plliiN
lie Will DE VIII almost certainty ar-
feat Governor ibnn bands down
Albuquerque morning journal. [volume] (Albuquerque, N.M.) 1903-1926, 1914-07-14
Last Letter Written by Christ


commandments Will have My plaques
upon you. and you Hill be consumed
with our children. goods and cattle
ana an other worldly judgments that
have given you. DO but once think
II what I have suffered for you. II
sou do it viii be well for you In this
world and IN the world which is %
eemc.
"Whcsaycr shall have "a cpy of this
letter and keep Il In their house moth
iHe shall hurt them. neither pestilence.
thunder nor lightning. and II amy
oman be in llrth and put her trust
in Me she shall be delivered Of her
child You shall hear no more news
~ NJ, except through the Holy Scrip
lures. until the day ~ Judgment. All
goodness and prosperity shall be in
the house where copy ~ this letter
shall be- found
The STORY goes that the little child
who found il passed j. 10 one who be-
came convert 10 the Christian faith.
lie failed Ia have tue letter published.
lie kept if. however. IS "A sacred me-
lnento Of Christ. and u passed down
20 different generations OF his family
for more than one Thousand years.
repeated misfortunes. Migrated to DIFF
ferent countries until finally one Of
them came 10 America. bringing the
letter with him. They settled In Nif-
ginia. then moved further south. stu
followed IS misfortune. when finally
the last member II the family a
daughter. approached her death bed
aud called a ncighhor. Mrs. Thompson,
giving her the letter and related Its
history for more than one thousand
years The Thompson woman began
the attempt 90 have il published and
{ II first appeared IN the Rome. Ca
Tribune. on october 81, 1891. u then
appeared in the Dalton, Ca. Citizen
ana Mrs Workman now llVins IN Ma
rion. Ind. clipped It and kept 10 IN
/ her possession fof many gears. with
out an effort Co have II published.
She Was followed bK misfortune. which
she attributed O. her neglect in try
ling to have the letter published. Mrs.
F Ruby Cruteh ficld Of Trcyarant. Tenn.
is also said 10 have had copy and
failed ~ make aH effort 60 have i
published for three years. and Was fol-
lowed bs d varied lot Of misforiunes.
/ which she attributed 10 her neglect in
This aspect
Albuquerque morning journal. [volume] (Albuquerque, N.M.) 1903-1926, 1914-07-14
The St0ryteHers


4 capitalist said az a dinneF al
the Marlborough Benheim In Allan
tic CITY.
II am sick and tired Of these finan-
riere uha when caught out. put al
the blame on annihfr-put all the
blame on "a dead man.
There was the sugar scandal. and
the blame an put on poor dead Have
meyer. There was the railroad scan
dal. and the blame an put on poor
dead Hartman And now we have
the Men Haven scandal and Mciien
puts the blame On poor. dead Pier
pont Morgan. Bah. what stale
dodge
he struck the table vigorously with
his fist and added
How ridiculous ever to put the
blame on others dead or living. any
way. We hear lot from the self
made man-vhy does the seh-un-
made enc always give the credit q
somebody else
Albuquerque morning journal. [volume] (Albuquerque, N.M.) 1903-1926, 1914-07-14

Judge Ben Il. LINDSEY. discussing
measures necessary to bring an end
To the Colorado strike. said IN New
York.
We hope soon To find a remedy for
these troubles. but how can any rem
cdy be found without arbitration
Judge Lin isey's pcrpleNed ffovn
gave way To a smile.
Aside from arbitration" he re
sumed. other remedies proposed seem
as absurd as that Of the tricklayer's
wife.
"a bricklayer lay III. and the do :
tor. hay ing done what he could. told
the mans wife 90 take his tcmpefa-
ture in the morning. Calling the mex
day. the doctor asked II his insiruc-
tions had been followed
Well. we hadn't a thermometer IN
the house. the good woman replied.
but | put barometer on his chest.
ami It went up 20 very dry. So !
gave him a bottle Of beer and he's
gone to work