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To Mr. and Mrs. Fisher Perdue.
Dec. %, 1919, = son.
To Mr.. and Mrs. Henry Mays,
Jan. /, 1914, daughter.
To Mr.. and Mrs. Walter Robin.
son, Jan. 2, 1914, daughter.
To Mr.. and Mrs. Ed. Gebbert.
Jan. 3, 1914, a daughter.
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Roll OF Honor.

The following named persons have
paid the amount opposite their names on
subscription to the ADVANCE since our
last report, for which they have our
thanks
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Miss May Williams visited Hunts
ington last Friday.
G. A. Brown has been quite poor
ly for several days.
G.. p. Hoard, who has been quite
sick, is able TO be out.
Mrs. W. F. Bruins was Hunt
lngton visitor last Friday.
Thomas Lewis made this Office
paying call last Thursday.
Mrs. w. w. Msrcum visited rel
atives at Louisa, Ky, last week.
The public schools opened last
Monday alter the holiday vacation.
Miss Nellie Bruins visited rela-
tives at the county seat last week.
Mrs. John Mccall of Portsmouth,
Ohio, VISITED relatives here last
week.
John Smith called last Friday and
renewed his subscription to the Ad-
vance.
MIR. and Mrs. Albert Cyrus are
visiting Mr.. C.'s parents at Dur
bin, KY.
Mrs. Glenn Aten of Huntington
was the guest of Mrs. Bette French
last week.
Misses Hernia Marcum and Mgr.
L. Il frtn 10
last Friday.
Mrs. T. 7. McDougal was mum.
bered among the sick the first Of
the week.
Miss Bette Piles of Huntingtt n
visited relatives in our town last
Thursday.
Mr.. and Mrs. Z. o. Saunders of
Ashland, KY, were CeredQ visitors
last Friday.
Mrs. Will Cowie has returned
from visit with relatives at Ports
mouth, Ohio.
Misses Virginia Werth and Thel-
ma Wright were callers In Kenova
last Wednesday.
Mrs. Reuben Osburn of Kenova
visited her daughte", Mrs. Walter
Robinson, last week.
Miss Anita Toothman of West
Huntington visited friends here last
Saturday and Sunday.
William Creed Burks, the little
son of Mr.. ana Mrs. Howard Burks,
has whOoping cough.
We trust the year 1914 will prove
a prosperous and happy one to all
patrons of this paper.
Mr.. and Mrs. Wade H. Brown
and Miss Ella Thompson have re-
turned from Padncah, KY.
Misses Iva Fortner and Margaret
Owens will enter a Huntington hos
pital to become trained nurses.
Mrs. Lewis Frasher has gone to
Cincinnati, Ohio, where she will
spend the winter with Ter sister.
Mr.. and Mrs. James Tolle have
returned from an extended visit
with relatives at Cleveland, Ohio.
g. M. FraIey of East Lynn,
president of the county court, Wis
tied our town the first Of last week.
Misses Blanche Bush and Sadie
Wright were recent guests of Mr.
and Mrs. Herbert Warnock at Ash.
land, KY,
RObt. Allen, who lives with Jas.
Wright and is SO years of age. il en-.
tire!y helpless and 1t is thought he
cannot long survive.
Chas. A. Davis many friends are
glad 10 know that he has 20 far re-
covered from bis recent serious i'll
ness as to be able to be out.
The total losses by FIRE in West
Virginia during the month of No
vember were $1sO, SOC; insurance
SIC, 900. No losses reported from
Wayne county.
Mr.. and Mrs. Henry Hensley
have returned from a visit with rel
atives at Pricbard. Henry SAYS he
succeeded in killing several rabbits
while he was in the country.
Mrs. w. q. Slagle, who spent
the holidays with relatives and
friends in this community, has re-
turned TO Haysi, Va, where her
husbands work has been for sew
eral months.
The &. 81 o. east-b6und trains
are left standing on the track west
Of the station and the engine and
sopdar o ~ out fro-. 81
The Richmond Virginian. (Richmond, Va.) 1910-1920, 1914-01-22
HILL FOLK
C0NCtOE VICTORY
MEETING WILL. BE HELD FRIDAY
NIGHT TO DISCUSS AN
MEX ALTON

Despite the fact that the Chester
field county board OF supervisors has
instructed Commonwealths Attorney
Haskins Hobson To oppose annexation
of Forest Hill and Forest Hill Annex
to the city OF Richmond, the people OF
these suburbs are determined to be
come a part Of Greater Richmond.
A meeting of the committee OF fiVe
appointed at q recent meeting Of the
Forest Hill citizens. will meet tomor-
row night in the home of Augustine
Royal. the purpose of which to dis
cuss the ways and means ny which this
territory may be included in the an
nexation lines.
Both Forest Hill and the Annex
were included in the lines suggested
by the chamber of commerce, but
owing TO some protest the board deem
ed IT advisable to retain this territory
in the county.
A committee. comprising two men
from the anti-anneXation contingent
and two advocates of the movement.
canvassed the entire territory in
volved in the controversy and found
that SO per cent OF the population was
in favor of the merger.
The Richmond Virginian. (Richmond, Va.) 1910-1920, 1914-01-22
INVESTIGATE WRECK.
BUT NOTHING TO SAY

Especial to The Richmond virginian)
RALEIGH. ". c.. Jan. 2t.-Repre-
scntatfvcS- archer and Gastf.-~of tho
Quoted investigation at Winston -Sa
lem today as to the cause Of the fatal
wreck at Davidson Sunday night on
the Southern railway, which resulted
in the death OF Engineer Curlce and
Fireman Wilson. They declined tn
give out any statement as to the fnd-
ings. but II is believed the result of
the inquiry confirmed the Statement.
of the sister. of Rufus Hail. a nine
year-old lad, who placed a spike on
the track
The Richmond Virginian. (Richmond, Va.) 1910-1920, 1914-01-22
PLAYS
SOUTHERN TEAMS
VIRGINIA, JOHNS HOPKINS AND
GEORGETOWN ALI. on sCHE-
DULE WHICH Is LENGTHY.

CAMBRIDGE. MASS. Jan. 2I.~-Har.
Wards baseball schedule for this year
has been virtually completed and in
efally announced. Thirty-one or per-
haps tntrty-two games will be listed
With the season opening in Cambria ge
IN early April. and closing Oh June
10th In New York In the event OF a
lie in the annual Harvard ale series.
with which the schedule at Harvard
ends
The FIRST game of 1.-THE season will
be with Colgate. April 18th. on Soldiers
held. Two days later, according to the
present arrangement. Harvard will
meet Tufts although that game has
not yet been definitely decided. Then
will come three other games on the
home field. prior to the team leav-
(Eg upon its annual Southern trip. dur
ing which number OF games viii be
played. All OF these have been signed
and sealed excepting the one that IL
% expected will be booked with Johns
Hopkins for April goth.
Dartmouth 10 given a place on the
Harvard schedule for May 27th, ana
three days later, on Memorial Day.
kams at Providence. The schedule as
Il stands today II a. follows,
April 7th, Colgate At Harvard; eth.
TUFTS Mt Harvard: 18th, Mass Aggies
1t Harvard; l4tAs Ye~-deH AZ Harvard !.
18th, Maine at Harvard: 18th. Army at
West Point. aoth. Johns Hopkins at
F1omewood 31st, Catholic University at
Washington. s2nd. Navy at Annapolis;
ard and cath. Georgetown at Wash
tngton e5th. Columbia at New York
esth. Bates at Harvard: 36th, Virginia
It Harvard
May and. Syracuse at Harvard. 9Th.
Lafayette at Harvard: Eth, Colby at
Harvard: 9Th, Amherst at Harvard; .
n3th, Fordham at Harvard. 18th. Yer
mont at Harvard; 10th. Pennsylvania
At Philadelphia: Goth. Holy Cross at
WoFchester; 2srd. Princeton at Har-
Yard; 27th. Dartmouth at Harvard:
Both. Brown at Providence.
June Srd. Williams at Harvard. 9Th.
Brown at Harvard: 10th, Holy Cross at
Harvard: 18th. Pennsylvania at Har-
yard; 18th, Yale at New Haven; ITth
TALE ut Harvard. Goth, Yale at New
York Tin case Of tiep.
The Richmond Virginian. (Richmond, Va.) 1910-1920, 1914-01-22
Seeiro LIons.

ITO see the lions of the town. -
a phrase in everyday use and of very
ancient English origin. During SIX
centuries. dating from the time OF
Edward Ill, one of the sights OF
London most eagerly sought out by
people from the rural districts and
travellers as well. was the lion menaS.
erie OF the tower.
When lions were substituted on tbs
English shield for the leopards. the
animals In the tower we're changed
to accord.
The three lions were namen for
three living kings, and the fortune OF
each king was supposed by many to
be closely bound up with the fate OF
the tower animal which bore his
name. The lions accordingly were
treated with the greatest respect and
consideration. and their keepers were
always, according to the old records.
gentlemen"
After some time the lions were ~
moved to the Geological gardens at
Regent park.
The Richmond Virginian. (Richmond, Va.) 1910-1920, 1914-01-22
Greatly Desired Lady.

1t would appear. from bits OF the So
cial gossip OF her day, that Miss Bur.
dett-Coutts' nearest approach to an oc-
cupation was refusing offers Of mar
riage. 1t is stated in Intimate Me-
moirs of Napoleon H." that the name
OF the Prince OF Adventures" was
connected with hers; that she refused
the duke Of Wellington. and a score OF
lesser gentlemen.
For years the great heiress was the
most glittering matrimonial prize in
England, and when at last she con-
scented to change her condition by mar
rying an American, a London club wit
struck responsive chord by obserY-
ong, Il don't blame Ashmead Bartlett
for proposing to the baroness. I've
done 1t myself | regard 1t as duty
every Englishman owes to his tam-
liz. Youths Companion.
The Richmond Virginian. (Richmond, Va.) 1910-1920, 1914-01-22
WYTHE A. BRUCE DEAD
AT FOREST HILL HOME

Wytfre 4. Bruce. son Of tine late q
d. Bruce and Mrs, s A. Bruce, Of
Forest Hill, died yesterday afternoon
at 1916 O'Clock, lie had been in Ill
health for a long time.
He is survived by two sisters Mrs.
X. II. Williamson, of Drivers. Va. re-
membered in Richmond as Miss Eva
Bruce. and Mrs. j. William Robert
son. of Forest Hill. and two brothers,
Dallas S. and l. [. Bruce. of Rich
mond,
Funeral services over the body will
be conducted Friday morning at III
clock in the residence Of his brother
in-iaw, J. William Robertson, ut
Forest Hill.
Mr.. Bruce is we'll known in both
Richmond and the Southsde.
The Richmond Virginian. (Richmond, Va.) 1910-1920, 1914-01-22
PAVE SIDE STREETS
OUT To BOULEVARD
ASKS CITY ENGI-
NEER TO NAME STREETS
AND SECURE ESTIMATES.

Most of the time Of the administra-
tive board yesterday was taken up In
the consideration of widening and
opening of alleys. and the paving and
curbing of streets, with a few trees
thrown In, the latter of which City
Engineer Boiling wishes for the city
parks.
The city attorney having transacted
all the business necessary to secure
property for the opening of an alley
In Fulton, between Fifth street and
the chesapeake and Ohio railroad
tracks. and Nicholson and Denny
streets, the board ordered tho work to
be proceeded with.
This gives an opening IN a block
which has been cohgested for many
years
Commissioner Beck suggested that
the tagging along Main street, cross
ing Tenth, be .'roughened." as the
great traffic at that point had worn
The city engineer was directed to
carry out Mr.. Beck's suggestion.
Mr.. Hirschberg. with the idea in
mind OF placing the expected appro-
priation for the year. asked that
the city engineer report to the board.
all the streets from Ninth to Boule-
ward, between Broad and Main, which
were not paved with either bricks or
concrete. and which were already gut
ted, with an estimate as to the cost of
paving the same. e@
1t will take some time to do this, as
was anticipated by Mr.. Hirschberg,
but 1t Is believed by the board that
the estimate may be in the hands OF
the body by the time the budget has
been adopted by council, which will be
about the first OF February
The Richmond Virginian. (Richmond, Va.) 1910-1920, 1914-01-22
FROM THE VIEWPOINT
OF THE PRESS AGENT
Miss Gnrcc Scott.

Too much praise cannot>be given 20
R3lss Scott for her fine performance OF
Mary Tudor In when Knighthood
MAS in Flower" While she has been
seen in many and varied roles which
would have taxed any artist, it ra-
Inatned for her to show all the reserve
Force and art In this exacting part.
|The many sides OF this ''Madcap
Princess were admirably depicted by
Miss Scott. Not only does this apply
10 Miss Scott, but to the rest OF this
clever company. who SO ably supported
her
At the Grayce Scott BiJou theater
next Monday night Sammis grotto,
Fh4ystic Order Of Yelled Prophets, will
be present In full regalia- The per-
Torrance Is n benefit affair under the
|auspices Of the grotto and the money
realized will help swell the fund now
|being raised to entertain the visiting
prophets who win attend the national
here June 7th-14th. The
|piAy IL Sherlock Holmes given by
1.-The GrAyce Scott players
The Richmond Virginian. (Richmond, Va.) 1910-1920, 1914-01-22
Caufile Still Missing.

Efforts OF the Southside police TO
ascertain the whereabouts of Clyde
Caudle, who has been missing since
Saturday from his haze. EOS East
Eleventh street. have SO far proven
futile. Downing large fur car and
heavy sweater last Saturday night,
young Caudle told his mother that
he was going in quest of the North
Pole. He left home and has not been
seen by his parents siace.
1t is understood by the police that
he left town in company with a boy
named Chifdress.
The Richmond Virginian. (Richmond, Va.) 1910-1920, 1914-01-22
Ray Ryan Signs
Promising Hurler

Lloyd Ramsey, a pitcher from the In
terstate league. Is the newest add
ton to the Colts staH. The youngster
was signed yesterday by Ray Ryan.
who believes that he will prove TO be
one of the most effective hurlers in the
circuit before the end OF the season.
He lis big rfght~hander and iR said
10 have An abundance OF speed. \
number OF clubs were after the boy
ard even Ryan has been endeavoring
to land his contract since September
He lis regarded as quite an addition to
the Coits.
The Richmond Virginian. (Richmond, Va.) 1910-1920, 1914-01-22
K|lL|FER GOES
BACK TO OLD LOVE

PHILADELPHIA. Jan. 21.--~When
Billy killifer. catcher of the Phillies.
signed a three year contract in Presi :
dent Bakers Office yesterday ne pre-
cipitated what liz likely TO be a great
battle I'M the courts.
Killifer had already signed a Fed
eral league contract several days ago.
but as the days wore on he began to
regret IL. Special Agent Bill Shetta-
line met Kiilifer In Chicago, and told
him TO repent. Killifer boarded a
train TO Philadelphia. and once here
his love for the outlaws became cold.
The Richmond Virginian. (Richmond, Va.) 1910-1920, 1914-01-22
Discoverer Of Iodine.

To very few people does the mama
of Bernard Courtois signify anything.
yet it is to Bernard Courtois that the
world owes the discovery OF iodine. =
chemist of Dijon, he presented one
hundred years ago the notice of his
discovery to the academy. His native
town will place a simple memorial
slab on the wall of the house In which
he lived and died-Paris Letter To
the London Telegraph
The Richmond Virginian. (Richmond, Va.) 1910-1920, 1914-01-22
CHARLES RYAN BURIED
WITH MASONIC HONORS

With Masonic henors, funeral SER
vices over the body OF Charles j. Ryan.
the local capitalist. who died In the
Jefferson hotel Monday. were con-
Quoted Tuesday afternoon at hts coun-
try home. "At. Ida" in Hanover
county.
Richmond Lodge of Elks and RAN
dolph Lodge. Royal Arch Masons,
were represented at the ohsequies The
burial was In the family burytnK
ground at Mount Ida
The Richmond Virginian. (Richmond, Va.) 1910-1920, 1914-01-22
GOLDBERG GIVEN
MIDNIGHT DINNER

r. T.. Goldberg, the man who has
made thousands laugh over his gro
tesquely and humerously original car
toons, will be entertained at a mid
night dinner by the newspaper and
theatrical men of the city tonight
The affair will be given at the
Rueger's hotel, and VIII begin at I1:15
o'clock. 1t Is expected to be ons Of
tho most enjoyable Bohemian gather
ings which has met in Richmond In
some time
The Richmond Virginian. (Richmond, Va.) 1910-1920, 1914-01-22
DAMAGE SUIT TODAY
IN HUSTlNGS COURT

In Hastings court. part II, the dam
age suit of Mrs Emma Myers against
the Virginia Railway and Power COM
pany will be heard today before Judge
Ernest H. Wells. Mrs. Myers is seek
ing 5000 damages for alleged in
juries sustained when she fell from a
street car.
The Richmond Virginian. (Richmond, Va.) 1910-1920, 1914-01-22

are to be elected after February LIST,
for a term of eight years each from
February !, 1915:
Law and Chancery Court, Norfolk
Judge Williams Bruce Martin.
Corporation Court, Lynchburg-
Judge Frank p Christian.
Corporation Court, Petersburg
Judge j. M. Mullen.
Corporation Court, Fredericksburg
Judge John T. Goolrick
The Richmond Virginian. (Richmond, Va.) 1910-1920, 1914-01-22
7 echs Brace and
Win in Last Half

BT4ACksBURG. VA. Jan. 21.--V.
=. l. won the second victory of the
season in sketbail, defeating Marys-
Vile college, of Tennessee. 81 to Is
The visitors had a strong team and
at the end of the first half, the score
was 4 to / 3 in their favor, but tho
Techs took a brace and easily won
out
The Richmond Virginian. (Richmond, Va.) 1910-1920, 1914-01-22
No Meeting Held.

Owing TO the fact that no prayer
meeting service was held in stockton
Street Baptist church the pulpit COM
mittee did not hold conference last
night. The pulpit was to have de-
cided definately upon new pastor for
the church
The Richmond Virginian. (Richmond, Va.) 1910-1920, 1914-01-22
ROLLER SKATES CAUSE
OF FRACTURED ARM

Lucy Kidd, little South Richmond
girl yesterday afternoon fell and
broke her arm while skating on the
concrete walks in Washington square.
She was taken to her home on Ninth
street. where the fractured bone was
set. She was reported last night to
be getting along nicely.
The Richmond Virginian. (Richmond, Va.) 1910-1920, 1914-01-22

News reached South Richmond yes
terday afternoon OF the death OF Syl
van Moody, formerly of the Southside,
but late OF Pittsburg. Pa. He died at
his Pennsylvania residence Tuesday
afternoon.
The body will arrive here this morn
ing, and will be taken immediately to
Maury cemetery. Funeral services
will be conducted at the grave.
The Richmond Virginian. (Richmond, Va.) 1910-1920, 1914-01-22
CAROLINA NOT TO
MEET GEORGETOWN

Especial to The Richmond Virgfnian-)
RALEIGH. n. G., JAN 21.-Caro-
lima today decided not to meet George
town university October 3ist. pre-
ferring a football game on that date
with Dtviison college.
The Richmond Virginian. (Richmond, Va.) 1910-1920, 1914-01-22
John Nash Hnrris Funeral.

John Nash Harris, thirty three years
old. who died Tuesday morning in the
home OF his parents, Mr.. and Mrs.
Henry j. Harris, will be buried today
in Hollywood cemetery. Funeral SER
vices over the body will be held this
morning at 4 he residence, & g & West
Grace street. s 4,
8 Mr. Harris leaves. lssssKiNss his
parents. three aisters and Two broth
The Richmond Virginian. (Richmond, Va.) 1910-1920, 1914-01-22

Marriage Licenses Issued.
Marriage licenses issued yesterday
|Are to Samuel j. Molten and Annie
Roth, and to George Hill and May
Lewis. all OF Richmond.
The Richmond Virginian. (Richmond, Va.) 1910-1920, 1914-01-22
Charged Win Attempted Fraud.

John Smith, IA negro. was arrested
yesterday afternoon on charge of
attempting to beat board bill of
$3.50. The arrest was made by Patrol
man w Eddie waymacR.
The Richmond Virginian. (Richmond, Va.) 1910-1920, 1914-01-22
WOMAN MUST TAKE
ARM. SAYS KAISER

LONDON. Jan 21--A Berlin dis
patch to the Daily Mail says that the
kaiser has issued cabinet order for
bidding an army officer to take the arm
of any woman, iHcturting his wife. while
he was walking with her. The order
says that il there is any arm taking
1t must be done by the woman, and not
by the officer,
r he re srrtfs- for STRIP
port on the arm Of a woman is not
conducive to ma ~ a,eRr4sst tsa4
common FOR. men In Germany ~ take
Ixhs arm az thslA woman compassion.
The Richmond Virginian. (Richmond, Va.) 1910-1920, 1914-01-22
Two Arc Acquitted

Two Are Acquitted.
Minor Walker and Henry Danridge.
3colcred, tried In the Hastings court
yesterday on charges Of malicious
&M0unding. were acquitted.
The Richmond Virginian. (Richmond, Va.) 1910-1920, 1914-01-22
KELLY IS NAMED

Continues from First Page.)
Evening star., 1914-02-18

should .eontriyc to steal the mace Could
the Speaker i'll the emergency designate
a walking stick as mace and place 1t III
its socket as the token of authority? The
sergeant alarms must bear the mace
while enforcing order and once an OBJ
streperous member raised question OF
privilege respecting the right OF that OF
ticer to command obedience to the voice
Of authority without bearing the metal
staff in his hands. and the House sus-
tanned him. To be "maced' is one of the
saddest experiences of legislator, TOR II
is like the suspension Of the parental
sIipper fl inenacing readiness. Would Il
mere substitute mace serve the purposes
OF enforcing discipline. or would the
House he compelled to wait until new
mace was fashioned?
obviously. the form Of the mace IS
nothing and its official designation IS
everything An umbrella II adopted at
the beginning of the session as the mace
would typify the majesty of the House
/, when presented before an unruly mem-
bcr quite as eifectually as the gaudy
staff that has for SO many years rested
during business hours at the right hand
OF the Speaker.
Evening star., 1914-02-18
The Alley Bill.

Ss!.sstur Hollis annouuce ment at the
banquet OF the Monday Evening Club
that liz proposes soon 10 Introduce the
alley elimination bill recently drawn after
conferences between citizens and Com
rlissl0ners was appropriately applauded.
pon this measure, which provides =
;s.vanS for the gradual eradication of al
- slufnS depends the physical and moral
health Of Washington To a material de-
~ree- IL IS obviously impossible to per
aalt the alley evils i'll this District 10 CON
tln'e indefinitely without abatement Nor
tileIr cure 20 be effected bv the mere
enforcement "f sanitary regulations aimed
tEe existing conditions. This is :.
IoaSius problem primarily Proper h:bi-
,.tioI.s must be provided for the present
uc1lLens of the alleys. and when that Is
Accomplished the problem of alley elmi-
alton viii be virtually solved. The cause
81 alley congestion is almost wholly the
a"k OF decent dwellings at low rates
rI;iIin Practicable range of the working
pidccs of the people, and if such dwell
lnsA can be furnished the cleaning out
vi the citys sluHs viii follow as a direct
S3tS.queHce The passage of the pro-
posed act AT the present session Of Com
-resS VIII put the District in the way tu
accomplish this result without crave loss
A health. but further postponenent will
enly magnify the evil and render irs cure
more difficult
Evening star., 1914-02-18
The Mace of the House

The House will come to order" saws
the Speaker and the peoples representa-
tiveS IN Congress are formally in session
but not until TO its place on a pedestal n,
the Speakers right hand is elevated a
slender rod of metal, bearing on the end a
wing-spread eagle and cross-striped to
resemble gioriiied barber pole When the
mace IS in its rest the House is actually in
session. II. before adjournment, the House
resolves itself into committee, to work ont
the details of proposed legislation. the
speaker relinquishes the gavel to d chair
man and the mace is removed from Its
standard. This unvarying custom is a
matter OF rule, not mere fancy for a form
of procedure. In 1889, when the House
was adopting its order of business. it
the sergeant-at-arms, its order-preservine
deputy. should be the mace. which shall
be borne by him while enforcing order on
the floor. This was provided by the
newly constituted republican legislature
despite the fact that almost immemorialIy
the mace has been a symbol of royal
right
Attention has just been freshly drawn
o the mace by the fact that yester-
dav, after the House had been called to
order and had actually begun the trans
that the mace was not in its standard
Business was halted until the missing
symbol was found and properly planted
The incident suggests possibilities. Sup
pose some day a mischievous filibuster
Evening star., 1914-02-18
Dependable,

There's one on whom you may depend
To lift faithful voice.
He labors brayely. to the end
That nations may rejoice.
With words of wisdom all profound
He makes his little bow,
The man who simply stands around
And tells the others how
His good intentions are SO great
You hear him with respect.
He tempts you as the hour grows late
Your labors to neglect.
His words have such a glorious sound
You wish Fate would allow
That you might sometimes stand
around
And tell the others how.