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The Ely miner. [volume] (Ely, Minn.) 1895-1986, 1914-10-09

She Wanted Show the Boobs Just
How These Recherche Functions Are
Stage-Manaeed.
curean Avenue up in the Big Town
Brass Bedstead.
Cousin invited Madeleine to come
and see her, out of mere Politeness,
or she had the Country Lass sized up
IS a Myrtle Killjoy, whose Limit prob
ably would be Burton Holmes Lee.
ture or rollicking Afternoon at the
Tea Shop.
Madeleine saw that she was down
in Glass B and would have to make an
immediate Demonstration of Form to
sent back to the Bush League
Consequently, as soon as she found
herself in the Main Drawing Room
among the Ruperts and Rosalinds,
she began to break Furniture and do
Head-Spins on the Bokharas. There
upon she was elected a full Sister of
the gladstone Bunch known as the
Young Married Set, compared with
whom. Mr.. Burman, doing mile in
20 Seconds on the Beach at Ormond,
is second-rate Snail.
She sent Home for all of her Things
and more Coin and applied for an ad-
vanced Degree in the Grand Lodge of
the knights and Ladies of Insomnia.
In one month she had entirely re-
modelled her Figure and handicapped
her Hair into a new Design and care
fully picked each broad Western "R"
out of her Vocabulary and she could
walk right up to a French Bill of
Fare without the culver of an Eye
Lash. Also she could hand out that
Dear Boy line of Polite Cuff to all of
those rugged and self-made Bucks
who get back to Earth every Day at
5 p. m. and begin calling feebly for
BARRIERS and Masseurs and Manicures
and Nerve Specialists and Barkeeps.
She learned that Rough House lost
all Social Stigma If pulled off at
a. m. in a Private Resort with a
Striped Awning in front and a Car
pet leading down to the Landing
Stage.
Her folks kept writing her to come
back Home, because the Ladies of the
Guild were about to have a Bazaar,
but she stalled as long as she could
and when she finally packed up the
Wardrobe Trunks and the eight kinds
of Massage Cream, she extracted a
promise from Cousin and several
other Desperate Characters that they
The Ely miner. [volume] (Ely, Minn.) 1895-1986, 1914-10-09

A Ruman,an journalist writing
in pencil, from Durazzo says: 'Ev-
erything here is very primitive, ex-
cept the prices. There is not bottle
of ink in the town. l don't know
how the prince Of WED manages to
sign his letters, unless he brought q
fountain pen with him. l am as
sured that there are seven inkpots
in the palace, but no ink"
The Ely miner. [volume] (Ely, Minn.) 1895-1986, 1914-10-09
Tho New Fable Of the Galunptious
Girl Who Tried to Start Some
thing and Did.

Once there was kittenish Senorita
condemned to dwell in a Piccolo Town
out on a Spur Division of the Dinkus-
vile Short Line.
1t was one of those notdead-but-
sleeping Settlements with a Sheet
iron Cornice on every Store Building
and the Hack in which Gen. Sherman
once rode still meeting the Trains.
All the other Residents were sitting
back on their Surplus trying to hatch
out per cent. Anyone suggesting a
Public Improvement was led int
Court House Square and publicly Be-
headed.
A Girl with real Jamaica Ginger
coursing through her Arteries did not
have Look-In SO long as she was
hung up at this Whistling Post, where
every Meeting of the Research Club
was a Poultry Exhibit and the local
Astor played a Brown Derby in con-
junction with the extreme Soup and
Fish.
So the Senorita, by name Madeleine,
she saw a train pulling away from
the Depot, for she certainly had laid
the Soubrette's Curse on Home Sweet
Home
She had read those large explosive
articles in the Family Department of
the Sunday Paper telling how the
Smart Set hang by their Toes from
Chandeliers and jump into Public
free life of the Idle Rich.
Now it happened that Madeleine
had married Female Cousin living
at the corner of Easy Street and Epi-
The Ely miner. [volume] (Ely, Minn.) 1895-1986, 1914-10-09
A VARYING IMPRESSION.

"You don't seem to hold me in the
same regard that you did when you
rsarried me-" said the sentimental
woman.
"You must remember" replied her
tactless spouse, "that you don't look
the same as you did then. Fashions
change SO remarkably that | don't
see how any man and woman can feel
really well acquainted"
The Ely miner. [volume] (Ely, Minn.) 1895-1986, 1914-10-09

Some of the women's pages con-
tinue to publish instructions about
putting up jams and jellies, when
what the housekeepers want is
points on auction bridge.
Kid gloves are going up, too.
We have perfectly good pair of
white kid gloves which we wore at
a K. of P. banquet about ten years
ago, and will trade them for four
The Ely miner. [volume] (Ely, Minn.) 1895-1986, 1914-10-09

The Farmer-Say, don't you see
that sign "Private! No Fishing AL
lowed?"
The Fisherman-I never read any,
thing marked Private" and fur
thermore, Pm not fishing aloud, but
quietly.
The Ely miner. [volume] (Ely, Minn.) 1895-1986, 1914-10-09
THEIR INCONSISTENCY.

'There is one thing which do not
like about men of IRON"
"What is that?"
''They are so seldom well-tem-
pered."
The Ely miner. [volume] (Ely, Minn.) 1895-1986, 1914-10-09

pounds of cane sugar. As far as
we are concerned, kid gloves can
go sky high and stay up there, but
for the love of Mike don't elevate
wheat cakes.
The Ely miner. [volume] (Ely, Minn.) 1895-1986, 1914-10-09

Clerk Tin jewelry store What
can do for you, sir?
Prospective Customer-It's not
question of what you can do for me,
but what you can do me for.
The Ely miner. [volume] (Ely, Minn.) 1895-1986, 1914-10-09
FRENZIED WAR FINANCE.

Knicker-How would you finance
the war?
Bocker-Tax every one who thinks
be knows how to run it better.
The Ely miner. [volume] (Ely, Minn.) 1895-1986, 1914-10-09
THE MAIN WORRY.

"Money, after all, is nothing but
trouble"
'And the large majority are ale
ways borrowing trouble"
The Ely miner. [volume] (Ely, Minn.) 1895-1986, 1914-10-09
Serial No. Oll571.
United States Land Office.
Duluth. Mimi, Sept. 80, 1914.

Duluth. Mimi. Sept. 30, 1914.
NOTICE FOR PUBLICATION.
NOTICE IS HEREBY GIVEN, that Oden T.
Wick, of Duluth, Minnesota. as final assignee of
Juliette E. Gordon. widow of Henry Gordon. de-
ceased. on September 30th, 1914 filed in this
Office. his application to select under Sections
23O6 and 2307. Revised Statutes of the United
States. the
Lot 7. Section 7. and Lot s. Section Is.
Township 63 North. Range II West. 4th p
M. containing 8.75 acres.
Any and all persons claiming adversely the
land described, or desiring to object because of
the mineral character of the land, or for any
other reason to the disposal to applicant. should
file their afidavits of protest in this Office
before the 10th day of November. 1914.
JOSEPH WINCZEwSKI,
1919 Ia Register.
The Ely miner. [volume] (Ely, Minn.) 1895-1986, 1914-10-09
WHY SHE'S NOT SILENT.

'Does your wife suffer in silence p
eyes, and | am sorry. If she did
not suffer in silence perhaps che
would be silent oftener."
CAPITAL WITH NO INK.
The Ely miner. [volume] (Ely, Minn.) 1895-1986, 1914-10-09

MORAL: The Pioneer must ever
brave Hardships.
The Hartford herald. [volume] (Hartford, Ky.) 1875-1926, 1914-02-25

Some peopshnk caught through exposure This
return by fact that Arctic explorers are peculiarly ee
from generally that colds the result civilized
life due to very rapid change which
be depressed and still largely due to con-
member ola family mpng cold to another BY neeng
coughing
nothing if relieved quickly That such purpose may be
accomplished quick aid cold essential remedy especially
devised to relieve colds quickly is PERUNA
PERUNA ingredients that have especially beneficial in
Amed membranes and the quicker these mucous
given benefit Of remedy like PERUNA the quicker tho
relief and the less oontagon
Anegected may @ and far
worse may endanger ones family.
We insure homes against fire. lives against death Why should
ourselves against colds by having medicine in the
family chest that be used at once!
PERUNA reliable household remedy for colds and should be in every
home should desire combat cold quickly possible
This is enlightened hygiene. III tfEsl y
People feeble subject colds than
health Such need outdoor life and to help
build strong constitution you have appetite that is often
warning that probably need tonic Like Pna for Peruna aids the
digestive When appetite fair and work and exercise do not
quickly tire you your susceptibility to colds dimnhes much
object liquid medicines obtain PERUHA
Ask Your Druggist Free Pc Lucky Day Almanac for 1914
The Hartford herald. [volume] (Hartford, Ky.) 1875-1926, 1914-02-25

entire body and his lower limbs to
below the knees. together from the
waist line to a point not higher than
half way between the hose and the
knees. The material of every bath
ing suit shall be of nontransparent
material. and when worn and wet,
same shall not be so small as to ad-
here to the wearer as would tights.
At this moment in the reading be-
fore the council a man seated In the
back row of the chamber arose and
addressed the mayor:
"Mr. Mayor. may ask ques-
tom"
yes" replied Mayor Clendinen,
but you must be brief"
"Your honor, the ordinance does
not provide for a complete covering
for the mems legs. ! object to men
going around in bathing suits with
bare legs"
The man sat down and Mayor
Clendinen scratched his head.
"T'll admit said the mayor,
Brother Stanton has gone one bet
ter. We had left the men out by
not providing stockings"
Assistant Marshal W. II. Handy
side then arose with an offended air.
He was from the land of thistles.
"Your honor" he said, addressing
the mayor with some emotion, II
object to the stockings. My fathers
Scotchman. II is an insult TO the
clan to wear kits and stockings,
too"
The city clerk quoted psalm
taketh not pleasure in
the legs of a man"
The ordinance then had a safe
passage, seven aldermen voting in
its favor. A penalty of from So to
5000 or Imprisonment for from five
days to six months or both fine and |
is provided for a vio-
latiOn of any Of these provisions.
The Hartford herald. [volume] (Hartford, Ky.) 1875-1926, 1914-02-25
Best Stories At Little Cost.

The fiction writer is having his
inning these days. Good short
stories are commanding prices that
range from SIS to $3.50 apiece. ac-
cording to the fame of the author
while the demand grows keener
every year. II is an extremely en-
pensive thing to publish a high-class
magazine nowadays, filled with the
work of the most famous authors
and artists. Yet is is exactly such
a magazine that The Chicago Rec,
ord-Herald furnishes az regular
part OF its Sunday issue.
The Sunday Magazine of The Rec,
ord-Herald is a real magazine. beau
tifully illustrated by the foremost
artists of the day and filled with the
best stories. articles and serial novels
that money can buy. by a clever
stroke of enterprise a year or two
ago its editors turned steady
stream of the finest short stories In
to its columns. We refer to it's $40,
900 prize contest TIE result al
that unicus contest has been 10 raise
the Sunday Magazine OF The Record
Herald to the top rank as regards
short stories and serial novels. L
now numbers among its contrib
The Hartford herald. [volume] (Hartford, Ky.) 1875-1926, 1914-02-25

utors such writer's as Conan Doyle.
Rider Haggard. Jack London. Rex
Beach, Roy Norton. Owen Johnson,
Amedie Rives. Molly Elliott Seawell.
George Barr McCutcheon, Richard
lie Gallienne, Lloyd Osbourne-and
so on through a long list of noted
names. The Illustrations. too. are
as fine as the stories, being the work
of Flags. Fisher, Coll and other
great artists.
BY all odds the best literary and
artistic treat offered to newspaper
readers to-day is the Sunday Mag
azine of The Record-Herald.
The Hartford herald. [volume] (Hartford, Ky.) 1875-1926, 1914-02-25
ZION CITY LAYS
OUT STRICT LINE
For The Government Of
Its People.
MANY PRACTICES FORBIDDEN
Such As Short Sleeves, Low
Necks. PeekabOo Waists,
Riding AStride.
CAN'T KISS a WIFE GOODBYE

Chicago, Feb. 2O.-The Zion City
council passed an ordinance re-
Gently for the promotion of public
morals and decency. 1t was aimed
chiefly at the conduct of young peo-
pie in Zion City.
Section of the ordinance makes
it unlawful for any person within
the city of Zion to do any act, or
suggest any conduct, or use any
word that is profane, vulgar, or i'm
moral, or that has tendency to de-
grade or debauch public morals or
offend public decency.
Section makes it unlawful for
any person in a loud or boisterous
tone or voice to ask another to ac-
company him or her in a buggy, car
riage. automobile. motorcycle, or
other vehicle, or for walk, or for a
trip on horse-cars, which is COM
monty known as flirting" or mash
ing"
Section 8 makes it to be unlawful
for any operator of any bicycle or
motorcycle to take on his machine
any passenger of the opposite sex
except such passenger be carried in
or upon a side car of such machine;
and no woman shall ride upon any
horse other than sidewise, and then
only when clothed as becomes mod
esty and decency. 1t is also unlaw-
full for any person to sit on the knee
or lap of the opposite sex, or to en-
brace one another in public place
or within the public view.
Every dress of any woman above
the age of | 2 years cut or fitted in
style or manner to show or expose,
or partially show or expose, the
neck and shoulders of the wearer
lower than the junction of the pit
of the neck with the clavical or col
lar bones or on the shoulders a
greater distance than third part
from the neck to the tip OF the
shoulders, if worn in public. or in
public view, shall be deemed immod
est, vulgar. indecent. and suggestive
of low and vicious morals and tend
ing TO debauch innocence and purity
and degrade the best interests of So
ciety.
I No woman or girl over the age of
II shall expose her arm or arms in
public above the middle of the fore
arm; nor shall she wear "peekaboo'
or mosquito-net stockings or other
clothing so as to expose in any man
ner any part of the wearer other
than provided in this section. nor
shall she wear in public the social
ed sheath gown, or slit skirt, or X
ray dress.
Section > deals with bathing on
the beach. II provides every woman
bathcr shall wear suit composed
of black stockings, skirt which
shall extend downward from the
waistline TO at least six inches below
the knees. Every man shall wear
suit which at least shall cover his
The Hartford herald. [volume] (Hartford, Ky.) 1875-1926, 1914-02-25
AN OBLIGING CLERK AND
4 SWEET YOUNG WOMAN

She came into the telegraph Office
and raped on the counter. The
clerk remembered that she had been
there about 10 minutes before as he
came forward to meet her. He Won
dered what she wanted this time.
oh she said, "let me have that
telegram ! wrote Just now. ! for
got something very important.
wanted to underscore perfectly
lovely in acknowledging the re-
ceipt of that bracelet. VIII 1t cost
anything extra"
NO, ma'am," said the accommo-
dating clerk, as he handed her the
message.
The young woman drew two hea-
Wy lines beneath the words and said !:
ITS awfully good OF you to let me
do that. 1t will please Arthur ever
so much
Don't mention it," said the clerk.
IF you would like it will put a
few drops of violet extract on the
telegram at the same rates"
"Oh. thank you. sir! You don't
know how much | would appreciate
IT. I'm going to send all my tele-
grams through this Office. You are
so obliging."
And the smile she gave him would
have done anyone good, with the
possible exception OF Arthur.-fThe
Pathfinder.
The Hartford herald. [volume] (Hartford, Ky.) 1875-1926, 1914-02-25
ONE OF MORGAN's MEN.

Girl of the yellow roses,
In the glow Of bygone day,
Dark we're your eyes with dreaming
wistful your smile Away.
And I, your gay young lover.
Had small chance of wooing you
then.
For you we're girl of Kentucky,
And I, one of Morgan's Men.
I can see you yet as you waited
Meath the elm by the old yard
gate,
And your heart beat fast as my
horses hoofs,
FroYoung Love had found his
mate.
High we're my hopes and my heart,
dear,
laughed at your bodings then,
And 1 left you, My Lady of Roses,
To ride with Morgan's Men.
Scurry of hoofs on the moonlit road,
Flashing of swords in fight.
Daredevil song midst the roar of
guns,
Daredevil charge through the night.
Here with the twilight shadows;
There, when day broke again
Like the bolt of the fierce white
lightning
Was the rush of Morgan's Men.
But the War was not for our win
ming,
Girl of the days of yore!
Outworn we were and outnumbered,
Beaten and bruised and sore.
Yet from Defeat you called me
Back to your heart again,
And lifted your loyal lips to my kiss,
Alas for Morgan's Men!
Love, the breath of your roses
Was never half so sweet
AS your smile, when into the Way
of Peace
You guided my weary feet.
And that smile is still my sunshine,
And the dreams you were dream
ing then
Have all come true for a fellow
Who was one of Morgan's Men.
National Magazine.
The Hartford herald. [volume] (Hartford, Ky.) 1875-1926, 1914-02-25
G G . G G G 6 @ . @ @ 9 G @ 9
= THE TRUTH ABOUT FRIDAY G
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Washington was born.
Shakespeare was born. ...............
America was discovered.
Richmond was evacuated.
The Bastile was destroyed.
The Mayiiower pilgrims were
landed.
Queen Victoria was married.
Napoleon Bonaparte was born.
julius Caesar was assassinated.
The battle OF Marengo was fought.
The battle of Waterloo was
fought.
The battle of Bunker Hill was
fought.
The battle OF New Orleans was
fought.
The Declaration of Independence
was signed.
The Hartford herald. [volume] (Hartford, Ky.) 1875-1926, 1914-02-25
LOOK ON THE FIRST PAGE

Or the little yellow
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shows when subscription EXPIRE This
all the book account there is no
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The Hartford herald. [volume] (Hartford, Ky.) 1875-1926, 1914-02-25
MRS. EvERsOLE GIVEN
NEW TRIAL ON APPEAL

Frankfort, KY, Feb. 20.-The
equal right of wife with her hus-
band in the home and her immunity
from chastisement by him was reit-
Grated by the Court Of Appeals in
an opinion written by Judge Settle
reversing the Perry Circuit Court in
the case of Emma Eversole, who was
convicted of killing her husband,
Mack Eversole. September 10 last,
and sentenced to term OF from two
to twenty-one years.
The Court, reviewing the evil
dence, said 1t showed that Mack Ev-
ersole had spent the night before in
his store with a former wife; that
he sent over home for two dinners
to be prepared by Mrs. Eversole and
carried to the store. When she sent
over one he refused to receive it
and went to the house. He had
been drinking and the evidence is
conflicting as to what followed. Mrs.
Eversole and other witnesses testif-
ed that he beat his wife over the
head with a shotgun and she drew
a revolver and shot him. He died a
few hours later, but first made dy-
ing statement, declaring that he had
not touched his wife when she shot
him.
The Court directed the court on
retrial of the case to instruct the
jury as to the wife's right to defend
herself from assault by her nus
band.
The Hartford herald. [volume] (Hartford, Ky.) 1875-1926, 1914-02-25
If You are Subject to Colds
This Editorial will Interest You.

Great Majority of People Get One or More Colds Every
Season and is of Vital Interest to All to Learn How to
Avoid and Relieve Colds Quickly Since Colds are Said to
be Contagious. '-f.'---.s
The Hartford herald. [volume] (Hartford, Ky.) 1875-1926, 1914-02-25
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The Hartford herald. [volume] (Hartford, Ky.) 1875-1926, 1914-02-25
Fee system in Kentucky

The fee system in Kentucky mas
grown TO be a bugbear. In many
cases the "emoluments" or fees con-
nected with certain county Offices
have grown to such proportions as
to far exceed the salary of the Office,
and so great are they as TO tempt
the aspirants for the Office to the OK
penditure OF vast sums Of money IN
securing the tenure thereof.-ILan-
aster Record.
The Hartford herald. [volume] (Hartford, Ky.) 1875-1926, 1914-02-25
How is Your Boiler -.

1t has been stated that Il mans
stomach is his boiler. his body is his
engine and his mouth the fire box
Is your boiler tstomach) in good
working order or is it so weak that
il will not stand full load and not
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your engine (body)? If you have
any trouble with your stomach
Chamberlain's Tablets will do you
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its work naturally. Many very re-
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have been effected by them, For
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The Hartford herald. [volume] (Hartford, Ky.) 1875-1926, 1914-02-25
The Bubble Reputation.

she may have been wicked. She
was at least brave, frank and open
She was no hypocrite."
Eleanor Gates, the clever young
playwright, was talking about 6
young and beautiful girl suicide
She remarked:N
"She was no hypocrite. Thus at 8
tango tea, lifting a glass of cham
payne high in air, | once heard her
cry in answer to certain scandalous
and false rumors:
oh, what's reputation any
way? Half the world waste theil
lives trying to live up to it; and the
other half waste theirs trying to live
it down."
The Hartford herald. [volume] (Hartford, Ky.) 1875-1926, 1914-02-25
G 6 G 6 9 . g G O Q G Q @ G 9
. CRITICISM. 9
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by Walt Mason.)

We're all so quick to criticise, and
show where things are wrong. II
some one makes batch of pies, or
sings a soulful song, the pies are
pretty fierce" we say, 1.-THE song is
on the blink" it is our cheerful lit
tie way; its's graceful don't
think. The housewife works about
week to tidy up the fiat; then hub
by comes and starts shrek:
Where have you laid my hat?" The
windows have been nicely washed,
the rugs are bright and clean;
around the kitchen wife has sloshed
with soap and gasoline. The hus-
band doesn't notice that, Dut pla.es
upOh MS lrar. lie canrOt find has
darned ~ hat, and 50 i cks up u
row. Won ought % have some sJs-
ten, Jane" he says, you should, by
jings: it always gives my leg pain
to hunt for missing things. When
mother lived" SO he declares, and
talks for forty miles. and Jane sits
on the cellar stairs and weeps I'm
thirteen styles. Why not improve
our carping ways. and cause less
sis his and tears? Why not look
round for things To praise. say once
n seven years?
Pine Bluff daily graphic. (Pine Bluff, Ark.) 1893-1942, 1914-07-19

of the motors, has gone to, Swhzer-
land to test the third (positive> drive)
type of motor sledge, which forms
part of the equipment.