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Newark evening star and Newark advertiser. [volume] (Newark, N.J.) 1909-1916, 1914-03-02
"CASCARETS" FOR
COST|VE BOWELS
Headache, sour stomach, bill.
iousness and bad taste
gone by morning.
Get a 1o-cent box now.

Get lucent DOA now
Furred Tongue. Bad Taste, Indi-
gestion,' Sallow Skin and Miserable
Headaches come from torpid liver
and clogged bowels, which cause your
stomach to become filed with undi-
gested food, which sours and fer
ments like garbage in q swill barrel.
That's the first step to untold misery
indigestion, foul gases, bad breath,
yellow skin, mental fears, everything
that is horrible and nauseating. A
Cascaret tonight will give your con-
stipated bowels thorough cleansing
and straighten you out by morning.
They work while you sleep--a Decent
box from your druggist will keep you
feeling good for months. Millions of
men and women take a Cascaret now
and then to keep their stomach, liver
and bowels regulated, and never
know a miserable moment. Don't
forget the children-their little In
sides need good, gentle cleansing,
too,
Newark evening star and Newark advertiser. [volume] (Newark, N.J.) 1909-1916, 1914-03-02

and the price is only fifty cents and
one dollar a bottle, the latter for
families who need it regularly.
DR.. Caldwell's Syrup Pepsin has no
equal as cure for constipation, in
digestion, biliousness. headaches, sour
stomach, gas on the stomach. liver
trouble and kindred complaints. 1t
has so many advantages that those
who once use it forever after discard
cathartics. salts, pills and other
coarse remedies. for they are seldom
advisable and should never be given
to children.
Families wishing to try free sam
pie bottle can obtain it postpaid by
addressing DR.. w. b. Caldwell. 4ia
Washington street, Monticello. Ill. A
postal card with your name and adj
dress on 1t will do.
Newark evening star and Newark advertiser. [volume] (Newark, N.J.) 1909-1916, 1914-03-02
Thief Fooled

PARIS, March At has been dis
covered that the sack which was
stolen from postal van in the finan-
cial district Saturday and which was
supposed to contain 100000 was of
no value whatever The bankers who
sent the sack say it contained only
some Cancelled share certificates. No
arrests have as yet been made in the
case.
Newark evening star and Newark advertiser. [volume] (Newark, N.J.) 1909-1916, 1914-03-02
Said Pasha, Many Times
Turkish Premier, Is Dead

CONSTANTINOPLE, March q
Said Pasha, several times grand
vizier of Turkey, is dead.
Said Pasha was one of the most
prominent figures in Turkish politics
for many years and held the reins OF
government as grand Vizier on
several occasions. He was the first
grand vizier after the Committee of
Union and Progress had overthrown
Sultan Abdul Hamid and was also
selected as grand vizier on the DAY
war broke out between Italy and
Turkey.
He had been a friend and adviser
of Abdul Hamld before the latter was
overthrown and was first his private
secretary and afterward grand viz
Ter. He did not suit the Young Turks
and held his position as grand viz
Ter but a few days when he was sue
ceeded by the late Kiamil Pasha,
who held the position but short
time.
Newark evening star and Newark advertiser. [volume] (Newark, N.J.) 1909-1916, 1914-03-02
Buys DesoIate Isle

BOSTON, March mo Mans
Land, an island off Martha's Vine
yard, where many shipwrecks have
occurred, has been purchased by
Joshua Crane, former champion court
tennis player of the United States.
Mr.. Crane will establish there coun-
try home with game preserve and
incidentally will turn the island into
a sportsman's paradise.
Newark evening star and Newark advertiser. [volume] (Newark, N.J.) 1909-1916, 1914-03-02
NEWARK THEATRES

Woman"
in The Clever
the Girl" Matinees daily
II p M
vaudeville
p. m
4 p IN
p. m.
Newark evening star and Newark advertiser. [volume] (Newark, N.J.) 1909-1916, 1914-03-02
NOT SO PRETTY.

You note a girl across the way
Dressed like fashion book.
'1'll step across" you promptly say,
And have a closer look"
You pick your way across the street
Through all the mud and slush,
Inspect the girl from head to feet,
Then sadly murTnur "Tueh."
Louisville Courier-Journal
Newark evening star and Newark advertiser. [volume] (Newark, N.J.) 1909-1916, 1914-03-02
UP WITH THE BOYS,

He was a jolly rounder and
He'd drink and make a noise;
Most every night with great delight
He'd stay up with the boys.
Now he's the father of male twins,
They've robbed him of his joys;
And every night till broad daylight
He stays up with the boys.
Cincinnati Enquirer.
Newark evening star and Newark advertiser. [volume] (Newark, N.J.) 1909-1916, 1914-03-02

mass of red boils all over
my face. 1t itched and
burned me SO badly that
when l scratched them 10
caused them to bleed. /
lost much rest at night.
The breaking out caused
Disagreement.
II tried all kinds Of
-, ,,J;o., b,,4 @i,ay Ala 49,
Newark evening star and Newark advertiser. [volume] (Newark, N.J.) 1909-1916, 1914-03-02
D R ! n X
\ A 3 IT
RELIABLE HOME TREATMENT

The ORRINE treatment for the
Drink Habit can be used with abso-
lutte confidence. 1t destroys all desire
for whiskey, beer or other alcoholic
stimuiants. Thousands have success
fully used 1t and have been restored
to lives of sobriety and usefulness.
Can be given secretly. Costs only
81 90 per box. If you fail to get re-
suits from ORRINE after a trial, your
money will be refunded. Ask for
free booklet telling all about Or
RINE. Chas. Holzhauer, Broad and
Markets; VIM. b. Riker & Sons Co,
Broad and Clinton: VIM. b. Riker q
Sons Co, Market and Washington;
Ahram Mosher. Orange. N. J,
Newark evening star and Newark advertiser. [volume] (Newark, N.J.) 1909-1916, 1914-03-02

no good. washed my face with Cuticura
Soap in warm water each night and then
applied the Cuticura Ointment and in two
weeks my face was all cured" tSigned)
Solomon Weiss, June 10. 1918.
Newark evening star and Newark advertiser. [volume] (Newark, N.J.) 1909-1916, 1914-03-02
my TROUBLE BEGAN
WITH PIMPLES'
Mass of Red BoiIs All Over Face.
ltched and Burned. Caused Dis
hgurement. Cuticura Soap and
Ointment Cured in Two Weeks. j

514 Rockaway Ave. Brooklyn, N. "
My trouble began with pimples. The ap-
pearanca of nv face looked as IL ! had 4
The record. [volume] (St. Maries, Idaho) 1913-1918, 1914-03-17
sIRES AND SONS.

President Wilson is said to dote on
charlotte russo, Vice President Mar
shall loves cherry pie, and Secretary
Bryan is fond of cantaloupe.
Dr. Paul S. Reinsch, chosen as the
new American minister to China, has
been professor Of political science at
the University Of Wisconsin since 1901.
lie was born in Milwaukee in 1869 and
was educated in Berlin, Rome and
Paris.
Henry Clews is one Of the few
American men Of business who have
been translated into nobility by for
eign potentates He is embellished
with the imperial decoration, the high
est honor the emperor Of Japan may
confer upon a foreigner
Sir Samuel Walker Griffith, chief
justice Of the high court of Australia,
now on a visit to England, is the son
Of a Welsh Congregational minister
and was taken to Australia at the age
Of nine. He was called to the Queens.
land bar when he was twenty-one.
Major General James Madison Drake,
reappointed historian Of the Army and
Navy Medal Of Honor Legion, has held
that position for twenty years. Dur.
ing that time he has written 1900
sketches Of the valor Of his compan'
IONS He is a veteran newspaper man
The record. [volume] (St. Maries, Idaho) 1913-1918, 1914-03-17

Edward 3rey's speech could have
been asked The extremely friendly
aud cordial conferences between the
president and Secretary Bryan on
the one hand and Sir Lionel Garden
British minister to Mexico, on the
other, point, 10 the same direction
Finally we have Sir Lionel Gardens
communication of tine American pol
~, his prediction that Huerta would
.etlro as conn no the country VAS
restored to some seniblanoe Of peace
and bis declaration that iDterven
ton would he "dreadfully serious
move"
This means 10 the first place, that
the British government recognizes
that the Mexican question is primar
lily an American question, aud thus
&c bs the few interventlonists of one
of their principal arguments uameiy
that we must act OF Graf Britain will
Even more important Is the effect
that British cooperation will have IN
Mexico, particularly on Huerta 30
far from recognition Of Huerta bind
ing theBiitlsh government 10 support
him, it now appears that It does not
stand IN the way of Its following the
lead Of the United States. which has
refused to recognize him That 10 a
fact that may, and probably Will. have
an Important bearing on the sitution
Huerta. of course. hoped TO play
Great BrItlan against the Quilted
States lie has failed completely If
he does not yet realize this, the fact
will no doubt be pressed home on
him by the British minister when
he returns to the Mexican capital
IL ls barely possible, too, that en-
enlargement may be derived from
Carranza's growing petulanoey His
declaration that the United Statee
has no business TO be looking after
British interests and that Great
Britain has no right to ask that this
be done. may indicate that he fears
that the Mexloat problem will be
solved In Mexico City without any
help from him or villa At least
he has practically arrayed himself
against both powers
Never since the trouble began was
there less reason for intervention
than there is at this moment No new
reasons have developed, while some
Of the old ones, have, for the present
at least, lost much Of their force
There are plainly Influences at " RI
tina, one may at least hope will prove
effective IL would be the height Of
folly not TO give them a chance t.
operate II the British government
withdraws even It's moral support
from HUerta-Rnd It has pref. }
nearly done this already Its actor
will be the more decisive beuausl
Of Its recognition by him
The record. [volume] (St. Maries, Idaho) 1913-1918, 1914-03-17
Automobile Runs.

The way Of the transgressor is hard
on the Joy rider.-Phnadelphia Record
Accidents will happen even in the
best regulated families, but the best
regulated families minimize the
chances by driving their automobiles
carefully Chicago News.
In Georgia the court of appeals has
declared automobiles have no monop
oily of the highways nor any priority
Of right i'm their USE" But Georgia is
such an old fashioned state.-Philadel
phio Ledger.
Mark Twain's Retort.
At a hotel in Jericho was an Amerf-
can who had accompanied Mark Twain
on his camping trip through the Holy
Land
mo, sir" said he in the course of the
evenings conversation. 81 cannot re-
call single instance when the humor-
list was caught mapping. Once we
thought we had him sure. Mr.. Twain
came late to the dinner table, when
we had sat down. and before he ap-
peared we had invented a clever trap.
"He was still several courses behind
when the rest of us were ready for
salad. but every one stopped eating I'M
I'll Mr. Twain caught up. He had start
ed intently on a crisp leaf Of lettuce
before he noticed that no one else was
eating He paused Questioningly. That
was our opportunity.
"'Now. Mr.. Twain some one asked,
why are you like Northumberland
expecting that the answer would imply
that It was because he was eating
grass like an OK. Instead, and without
an instants hesitation, came the re-
tort:
Because am feeding with the
brutes.' "-Pearson's Weekly.
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Education Notes.

Practical work in sewing, cooking
and other household arts is required in
all English schools for girls above the
infant grade.
In Minnesota the need for trained
teachers Of agriculture and domestic
science is so great that the School Of
Agricultural Technology at the state
university has taken for its main work
the preparation Of teachers for these
subjects
The Ohio State university has intro
duced an apprentice course In animal
husbandry that includes two years
study at the university and two years
Of practical work on a stock farm.
The students are paid for their work
while on the farm. The plan has In
terested a number Of the leading
stockmen Of Ohio and other states,
and they are cooperating with the
university in carrying It out
The record. [volume] (St. Maries, Idaho) 1913-1918, 1914-03-17
Pert Personals.

In his new play Bernard Shaw is
said to have reached his "limit-" We
refuse to believe it.-New York Post.
BY going broke to the tune Of $780,
900 FRITZ Schen demonstrates her abil-
lty to make a success Of anything she
undertakes Washington Post.
Marie Corelh Is suing an actor who
staged part Of one of her novels. He
will deserve any verdict she may get
against him.-Pittsburgh Dispatch.
Andrew Carnegie gets a grand cross
for his Palace of Peace at The Hague.
For some of his Libraries in America
he got the grand double cross.-Phila-
delphia Ledger.
The record. [volume] (St. Maries, Idaho) 1913-1918, 1914-03-17
TUESDAY, March nm


The message of the president ask
ing for the repeal Of the provision
In the Panama canal act exemptinR
AmerIuan aud coastwiae shipping
from the payment of canal tolls Is
one OF the most impressive utter
ances from the executive 10 many
years, declares the Chicago Tribune,
which then continues: Not only
its exceptional gravity of tone--tu
which its brevity adds rather thar
detraots but Its studious care IN
phrase must Impress the nation with
the seriousness Of the tolls Issue In
itself and 10 It's implications
The presidents gift Of compact
and effective statement is strikingly
manifested 10 this message Of s2O
words, which asserts 10 a few sen
fences bis opposition to toll exemp'
tlon as contrary to sound economic
policy, POLITICAL good faith aud
national interest His expression Of
the general spirit In which we ought
to dispose of this difficulty could
not be improved upon
eve consented 10 the treaty It's
language we accepted, II we did not
originate It; aid we are too big, to
powerful, too self respecting =
nation TO interpret with too strained
or refined reading the words OF
our promises just because We have
power enough togive US leave TO rend
them as we please The large thing TO
do ls only thing we can afford to do
"A voluntary withdrawal from a
position everywhere questioned and
misunderstood We ought to reverse
our action without raising the
question whether we were right o.
wrong, apd 30 once more deserve our
reputati. for generosity and the re-
demptior Oh every obligation without
quibble oS<aestitation"
Ah6 president closes with a direct
and dIgnified appeal which includes
covert but unmistable warning that
congress and the nation Will DO we'll
to haed-and 10 remember: 81 shall
not know how to deal with other
matters Of even greater delIcacy and
nearer consequences If you do not
grant It lsupport) to me 10 ungiud-
cling measure"
The problems Of foreign policy
now before Us are very serious They
Involve our peace. security, and fu'
ture development They affect ouI
relations with the greatest powers
and they call for firm aud far sighted
craftsmanship The toll controversy
IL but one of them. yet It involves
them all, for It Involves our credit
with all nations
The presidents messge on toll ex
emption, If not needed. will mark al
omnous turning point IN nur history
The record. [volume] (St. Maries, Idaho) 1913-1918, 1914-03-17

Never Learned the Turkey TroA
How Old am /? Well, never mind.
I've had my little fling,
Yet, though I've led a merry rout,
In one thing / have quite missed out
1t IS Of this i sing.
And oftentimes at cabarets
At others longlngly / gaze
/ never danced the turkey trot
! never learned the turkey trot
All how 1 envy these trotteurHi
Theirs Is a happy lot.
The chairs and tables cleared away,
They gather IN a brave array
To do the turkey trOt.
While /, with many a vain regret
Have overlooked this single bet
I cannot dance the turkey trot.
/ never danced the turkey trot
The bunny hug / fain would try
or yet the chicken reel
And other steps and figures. too,
Based on the harnyard and the ZOO
with primitive appeal
But I must be a wall flower stln
Because l fear I never will
Learn how TO dance the turkey trot-
All, me, 20 dance the turkey troll
Chicago Inter Ocean.
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The Royal Box.

King George Of England as a boy
was a proficient carpenter and can
still handle a plane and chlsel in the
deftest style.
King Alfonso of Spain drinks neither
wine nor spirits. nor does his mother,
Queen Christina. His cOnsort Queen
Victoria. occasionally takes a glass Of
wine.
The kaiser has highly trained army
OF Wallets TO look after his vast array
Of luggage when he travels. He is a
great stlckler for etiquette, carrying
about with him a sufficient number OF
uniforms to allow for changing his
dress every ten minutes If required
The record. [volume] (St. Maries, Idaho) 1913-1918, 1914-03-17
Advice 10 Consumptives.

The only safe course for person
suffering from consumption is to select
a good physician and be guided In al
things by that physicians advice.
II a new cure is discovered during
your illness your doctor will know IT,
II the cure is genuine he viii know
that and be the first 10 insist on apply
ing the new remedy to your case. II
the so called cure is a fake his caution
will save you from wasting valuable
ume and strength pursuing will o'-the
wisps
Meantime. while waiting on new
discoveries. he will keep you on 'ht
commonplace but effective prescription
OF rest. plentiful diet and an the fresh
air there is This regime has cured
tens Of thousands Of cases OF tuber
culosls and m cure hundreds Of thou
sinds more Chicago Journal
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Train and Track.

The railway station at Galara, in
Peru, is 1864 feet above sea level.
There were 1O11 fatalities on British
railroads last year. fifty-nine leso than
the year before.
A novel signaling system is being
tried on German railways. Parabolic
mirrors about eight and one-half feet
long are fixed on an axle, on which
they are revolved by means Of cleo
triclty. They are worked" during
the day by sunlight and during the
night are lighted up by electricity and
are discernible at a great distance
even during foggy weather.
The record. [volume] (St. Maries, Idaho) 1913-1918, 1914-03-17

Lost-a silSen petticoat.
Or maybe Il was lawn,
With ribbon running through the fiounc'
As rosy as the dawn,
A darling, dainty petticOat
A fun and frosty lace.
With dear. delicious satin bows
To keep the frills IN place.
LOst-Louisa's petucoat
That rippled round her feet
And gave a tantalizing glimpse
OF slender ankles neat
And flashing buckles on the toes
OF slippers trim and small,
For since the narrow skirts came in
She wears Il not at all.
New York Times,
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Fashion Frllls.

After all. the y ray skirts are only
a logical extension Of present fashions
New York Sun
The latest novelty in dresses Is one
that has only two hooks IN the back.
Cheers by overworked husbands
Cleveland Leader.
Newport reports the appearance OF
the nose veil. II It is anything like
the nose bag we are willing to let
Newport corner the market.-Chicago
News
The dlaphanOus skirt originated In
Egypt Crude pictures show It. Prob
ably, If the truth were known, Cleo
patra set the style. There is nothing
new nowadays.-portland Oregonian.
The record. [volume] (St. Maries, Idaho) 1913-1918, 1914-03-17

Abandoned vessels have often doat.
ed for many months waterlogged. but
carried far by winds and currents.
There was the Fanny r. Wolston. de
serted on oct. Is. 1891. which Travelled
about 1000 miles before she was last
reported IN December 1893 And the
W. L. White was a dcrelict from 1883,
when she was near New York, till she
ran ashore on the Hehrides a year
Inter. Forty vessels saw her. but
could not sink her.
The record. [volume] (St. Maries, Idaho) 1913-1918, 1914-03-17

"What a fine parrot you havew said
Harold to the young woman on whom
he was calling. "How is he on inns
tatingT
"Greatw said the hostess. "He can
Initiate almost anything"
cover at Smiths" continued Harold,
"they have a bird that can initiate a
kiss to perfection. Can your bird do
thatT"
mo, indeed" answered Mabel indig-
nantly. Parrots can only initiate, and
It Is not likely that our bird would re-
peat a sound it is not accustomed to
hear"
Then Polly spoke.
Don't, viii; don't, DEAR" It said
"Wait until ! take this wretched bird
out Of the room" philadelphia Rec.
ord.
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Facts From France.

Paris will use automobiles to collect
ashes and rubbish.
OF the 10000 cab horses in Paris
twelve years ago but about 1000 re-
main.
France has spent S35, 100000 in plant
ing trees on the watersheds Of impor
tant streams.
BY a law approved on July last
France now grants official assistance
TO large families in poor circum-
stances. Large in this case means
more than three children.
The record. [volume] (St. Maries, Idaho) 1913-1918, 1914-03-17
German eleanInas.

In Germany three times as many
men as women kill themselves.
Berlin's population is now estimated
at 2,O0l 900; but, counting its suburbs.
It has 100000.
For the lighting Of Berlin proper
population 2,0TO.OO0l 44.17O lights OF
various kinds are in use.
The National Union OF Women
Clerks, founded twenty-one years ago
10 Berlin, IS one OF the best organized
unions in Germany. numbering more
than $4,000 members.
The record. [volume] (St. Maries, Idaho) 1913-1918, 1914-03-17

Said the young man who owned a canoe,
Il should like TO go boating with voc"
But tho young woman said:
"Solid bone Is your head
Go drown by your lonely. now doel"
Said the youth who possessed an afr
yacht,
''You will fly with me, dear, win you
nacht?'
Il will, sir" said she
Il don't know who you be,
But I'm sure that like you lachti"
Chicago Daily News.
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Hes no good at an argument is hei
Not at all convincingT
We'll. { should say not. Why. that
man couldn't convince a woman that
she was prettyr Cleveland Leader.
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Coast GUARDS In Enaiana.

Should a coast guard In Great Britain
stationed at any particular place fall
in love there, say, with the village
beauty. his marriage is instantly fol-
lowed by his transfer to another and
generally far distant station. The rea-
son for this is that In the old days,
when smuggling was universal at
small coast towns the marriage Of a
coast guard with a girl living in the
locality was considered dangerous, as
It might interfere with him in the dis
charge Of his duties should any Of the
smuggling parties be among his wife's
relatives, and regulation was framed
compelling the newly married man to
be instantly transferred elsewhere. To
this day. therefore. and I'm places
where smuggling IS an unheard Of
practice. the unfortunate coast guard,
directly after his marriage. must drag
his wife away from the home Of her
youth and her family ties and dwell
where she could have little chance Of
revisiting her people
The record. [volume] (St. Maries, Idaho) 1913-1918, 1914-03-17

Department OF agriculture officials
say cold storage Is responsible for the
high price Of eggs. but the egg sellers
insist that It IS the fault OF the hens.
Neither OF the explanations is wholly
satisfactory 10 the consumer
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Bird

Blobbs-Yes, took her out to supper
and the bill came to S14SO
slobbs-Why she told me she didn't
eat any more than bird.
Blobbs-Wen, an ostrich is a bird,
you know.-Philadelphla Record.
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The Mexican Situation.

The sigus all point to a complete
understanding as to Mexico between
the United States and Great Britain
Nothing more satisfactory from the
American point of view than Sir
The record. [volume] (St. Maries, Idaho) 1913-1918, 1914-03-17

Nell she's a woman Of liberal views.
ISN'T shef Believed. notice she's
always giving Others a piece Of her
mind Philadelphia Record