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The Cairo bulletin., 1914-08-21

carefully considering the merits OF
several different makes. Its tones are
clear and pure. and In construction
and style this piano Ia decidedly an
perior to the average. II is made
by the Aeolian Co., the largest
manufacturer OF musical tnstru-
ments in the world, and its celebrat-
ed lines are SO well known that fur
ther comment Ia unnecessary.
The piano was purchased from
L. A. HoIley, Colonial Hotel. Cairo.
who represents the Aeolian Co.. in
this territory.
The Motorcycle.
The man or boy who Ia highest
after the automobile winner has
been determined win receive q high
grade Flying Msrkel motorcycle
The machine was purchased from
Hills & Karcher. II is model
440 four horse power, V-Belt
drive, single cylinder cycle, and will
be furnished complete with fret
clutch, luggage carrier. foot board
and foot brake.
This makes an attractive prize
for some man or boy who is alert
and alive to this unusual opportun
,ty.
District Prizes.
The Cairo bulletin., 1914-08-21
STANDING OF CANDIDATES.
DISTRICT l.


Includes all of the city of Cairo
Mrs. Cora zanone 1o3a880
Kenke, 220s Walnut ...,'.-..75215V
5152So
Roche
L. zoos Elm st .363750
Fried Commercial 35080
Doris Bucher ASIA WASH ..3227o
Edna Fitzgerald 724 Center ..............31 10000
Margaret Weber 1880
Harrison. 1910 Elm .2577So
D. E. Gillespie SIT Center -......,.....2 o451o
Dupreo Miller 1904 Elm 10000
goth st. .15276o
Kringsheuser 31oo Wash $4,000
Includes all Of the city south Of
Port. Commercial .ioo7SSO
Wilkes Commercial '''' lo'lSo
Hazel White 1900 Commercial 49, 'tS
Theresa Serbian, 525 18th ST. '4Solso
Braude Puss LeMay 6c4 Walnut " ,o.oso
Gwendoyn Brewer, 1113 Wash - 90 9'o
Gilbert Washington -~'
I Mildred Ees l7os Washington 1900 oaaaoo
Cusinge st 32946o
Mamie Hopkins All Ohio ST. ''" Soz'gso
Gladys Shea 1906 Poplar 'zod'as"
Anna Stout 2Os Washington ,.,'' 'lS0'0l0
Il D1sTRl ct D. - - - .
adjacent thereto
eva Bridges Fornan '''"' 1o@ Wv
Herman Lewis, Tamms 't4@zso
Allen, Unity '~''''
toa Smith Jonesboro ...-. 4o9160
Davidson $67S8o
Mrs Walter Dishinger, .S64SoO
% Mrs .-.......35o5lo
% Wooduey Mill Creek ........S4S97O
: Ne, 1870 ~ I,t pn nea '''' - 3215so
Genie Boal Vienna 'ooooto
ID Helen Steers America
+. Nebauer, Dongola .24ffsV
N NJ Mason Mouuds ~...............23 10
12s.l4o
meria Miller Mound
Navy Wright Unity
Hazel English .lS"sIoV
Flo welson villa Ridge '''.' 'i,a'Soo
City .lfstVo
{ DISTRICT T.
Includes ALI Ballard Co. Ky Mississippi territory
adjacent
, F,elne srencar pospe.,
Moie Anarewa Wirklira
y eryDe Wfeklfe
p Gatey Bertrand. Mo
Mrs Matte Incherson Blonavrl ..........
1 us stnbbs glkestor Mn
r| Sadie Meyers Wtklne 2sp,520
The Cairo bulletin., 1914-08-21
The Safe Plan

There Is just one way to operate
for the next twenty-four hours. Go
after every subscription-tell your
friends what it may mean to you To
have the votes that their help brings
and don't let a single chance for
more ballots nscane VIM
The Detroit times., 1914-03-12

while at my back the great doors
closed With 4 clang.
] went from my Lady Bellesly's
presence with wealth OF bitterness
IN my heart: but for all her opposi.
ton one great advantage remained
mine--Mary loved me. And l told
myself ] would cut hut poor figure
II with her favor | did not worst the
Maxwells In the game they had set
out to play.
had got no great distance when
felt the weight Of hand on my
shoulder. and turning quickly found
myself looking into familiar face
II was none other than the coachman
who had driven Madame Barras w
10 our vicaraGe door that memorable
night long ago! I would have known
the fellow anywhere. 80 gently hat
time dealt with him.
(continued.)
The Detroit times., 1914-03-12
EUen at 81 There's a Good
Variety Of House Dresses.

There are--even at 81 -ginshams, peFsales
and chambrays with embroidery, bias bands,
white pique collars and cuffs and pipinss IN 6on-
trasting colors. Low necks and short sleeves,
plain or panel skirts with regulation or high
waist lines One Of the prettiest styles is a Ev-
ender and white striped bingham finished with
sailor collar Veffect in front, Gibson pleat over
shoulders short sleeves with turn-hack cuffs,
high waist line and straight panel skirt. All are
$l.00 each.
FssstA Esssr-Mais HsAssa store
The Detroit times., 1914-03-12

MIR, Farraday. though you show
little or or no inclination 10 treat
with me In any very open manner,
yet I should consider that ! was do
ing you wrong IL I allowed this to
influence me In what have In mind
to say TO YOU"
muttered something about not be-
ing aware that I had anything to keep
from her ladyship. but this she put
aside by a somewhat impatient ges-
ture.
"Nay, little honesty will do no
hurt, nor will II influence fate one
way or the other" she made answer
with q dry smile on her thin hps.
agreed to this and waited for
what was to come next.
"You care for .Mary?" she said. !.
Madame. love her." j answered
simply.
| Il thought as much, and ! am sorry
for you
"Whyf" / asked.
Because II Is q pity that you should
have given your heart to one who -
separated from you by 30 many OBJ
stacles! But then hearts mend, ana
| I doubt not there 10 still female love-
illness in Westmoreland, where you
will yet wed according to your
taste"
"wnl your ladyship tell me, what
are the Obstacles?" asked, ignoring
the rest that she had said.
Il need not speak Of them except
to say that they are insurmountaDle.
Il cannot believe it'll said.
For answer she gave me . glance
that mingled pity and contempt, so
| that / felt my cheeks burn. ] sensed
II, too, by the hard. steely glitter In
her pale eyes, that, while her lady.
ship might prefer TO carry her point
when it could be cheaply done by
exercise OF q little tact. yet there
was another side to her nature; and
that to antagonixe her might prove
no very agreeable experiences. How
ever. she contented herself by mere
ly saying:
| "You are only boy; you will out
grow this passion. IT'S . common
failing to desire the thing We can
not have; you will be wiser present.
| N; you will 60 home, and you Will
| forget"
''Never!'' burst out. interrupting
her.
THAT is q long word. Master Rich.
ard Tarraday: much may happen IN .
year-in less time than that event"
do you mean that ] am not TO see
Mary again?" and In spite OF myself
my voice failed me as | put the cues
ton.
yes
But this n not her DESIRE" said.
If there IL comfort for you In the
Ithought-no."
sThen, madame, beg to say that
you may md it difncnit TO enforce
Her ladyuhip smiled again At this
bold speech Of mine.
mr.. Nrraday, have given yon
some excellent advice, which. with
1.-THE usual perversity Of man In love,
| / see you have no inclination to act
upon. So b It then. But remember
this. you viii not SEQ Mary again
| that II settled"
sNo, madame. not Of necessity set.
tied" answered stubbornly.
AZ this her eyes blazed with . quick
anger.
with such utter scorn OF me that
again l felt the. color come into my
fAce.
She rose from her chair, striking
| the palms Of her hands sharply To-
| eether as she did so. Almost instant
" the man servant presented himself
at the door.
SHOW this gentleman out. And
remember, II he calls again, You are
not TO admit him."
I waited to hear no more. but, with
| my best bow. passed swiftly out into
the hall and thence into the street,
The Detroit times., 1914-03-12
There Are Girls 1925 4
DressesIn This Sale at 89c

They an good styles for girls Of TO II pears
duced 70 sell quickly and make for merch1nGiDo
There ginghams, chambrays. percales and fewr
galaeas mostly IN light shaded There Are 4gures mat
stripes smart paids and cheeks few plain shades end
many pretty combinations.
They beautiful dresses and 1t this price they'll 60
out BY twoS. thrses and half Dozens s1x "a
Don't blame anyone but yourself you're too late u
get them! ,ts ts.s ~,
The Detroit times., 1914-03-12
When You Want An Inex-
pe1,sive Corset But a. Good
One, Remember the Name
---HUDSONIA

The reason for the very fair prices
we place on Hudsonia corsets is that we
purchase them in such large quantities
from manufacturer that he can afford
to make 10 special price for them.
You get the same straight lines, the
low bust and long, graceful hip curves in
the Hudsonia q You do in higher-priced
corsets-at fraction Of the cost.
Economical women will be pleased
with the fine assortment of new models
we are showing. Stout women can be
fitted with . Hudsonia as well as slen-
der and medium figures. There are
special numbers ct 79c and 89c, and
others from 9l.O0 to $500.
Ask our corsetieres to show you the
new Hudsonia Friday.
r. muAoou Corset Shep
pOuPth HDooe-1o1n nudson Store
The Detroit times., 1914-03-12

At 49c---Tioo Groups o
$50 and $500 Waists
gray and blue and light stripes, with Robespierre
and other style collars, formerly up to $50 and
ST. Friday Acc.
Other shirt waists of fine washable materials in
plain styles with detachable collars and long
sleeves, formerly up to $780, Friday 49c
Third Fleer-Msss HaAsss stsre. F
The sun. [volume] (New York [N.Y.]) 1833-1916, 1914-01-04

filed everything they could during 1890.
therefore the lack OF building plans in
1900.
The amount of money involved last
year would be much less IL the plans
for the contemplated fifty-one story
Pan American building had not been
filed at the last minute of the old year.
thus increasing the amount by $l2,-
500 900.
During last year plans were filed for
20 dwelling houses, costing $2,7G1 900;
las tenement houses, costing S22 2672O0;
10 hotels, costing Sl3S5,00O; 70 store
and loft buildings, costing slS,65S 600;
20 office buildings. costing So. 100000;
The sun. [volume] (New York [N.Y.]) 1833-1916, 1914-01-04
$500, 900 IN NEW APARTMENTS,
Four to he Built on the Heights and
1--WE II Harlem.

year was put on record yesterday by
George +, Pelham, who plans four i've
story apartment houses FOR the west side
of Northern avenue from 10th 10 lS0th
street, to cost 100000. The houses will
he built by the Haven Construction cor
poratlon, OF which Charles Flaumm is
president. Two Of tEosc buildings will
eaGh have u frontage vi ~ feet and Z
The sun. [volume] (New York [N.Y.]) 1833-1916, 1914-01-04

Fl factories and workshops, costing So
$4,000; 10 schoolhouses, costing ST.
225,5OO; five churches. costing S3SO,OOO;
municipal buildings, costing 100000;
100 places of amusement. costing &c.
32l ,S75; 3s stables and garages, costing
SS74,4OO; hospitals, costing sSS0,O0O,
and 9G other structures, costing $194,71O.
The sun. [volume] (New York [N.Y.]) 1833-1916, 1914-01-04
LAST YEARS BUILDING.
Far below Any Period since 1900,
| when Code Went Into Effect.

Statistics OF building operations In
the Borough OF Manhattan for the year
1918, as given out by Building Superin-
tendent Rudolph +. Miller. shows plans
were filed for SIT new buildings, repre-
senting a total investment of $73.97o,GS5.
The year was the smallest in building
operatlons since 1900, which was the
vear the new building code went into
erect. and tho architects and owners
The sun. [volume] (New York [N.Y.]) 1833-1916, 1914-01-04
NEW APARTMENTS FOR IIITH 81

Gronenberg and I.euchtag. architects
for the mn Street Construction Cor
poratiun, Samuel Rosoif, president lave
filed plans for the construction Of two
tive story apartment houses on ma
street, one at a. to IT West and the
other NJ ~ to 80 West. each having n
frYntnrc OF SIG feet ana n dcptn of
500 feet The entire cost has been
estimated al $4,000.
The sun. [volume] (New York [N.Y.]) 1833-1916, 1914-01-04

depth of $50 feet, and two will be 7jx9o.
The facades will be of brick with lime
stone trimmings. Two buildings will cost
$50. 900 each and two S65, 900 each
The sun. [volume] (New York [N.Y.]) 1833-1916, 1914-01-04

and brickwork; but finally the board
approved the application,
1t is said that had MIR, Gilbert followed
the method of construction then in use in
erecting the Tower Building the thickness
of walls required for an eleven story
The sun. [volume] (New York [N.Y.]) 1833-1916, 1914-01-04
TRINITY BUILDING TENANTS.

The United States Realty & Improve
mont Company has leased offices in the
Trinity Building ut III Broadway 10
tho law firm of pyckman, Oeland 4
Kuhn, Of which former judge Edgar NJ
Cullen " = partner.
The sun. [volume] (New York [N.Y.]) 1833-1916, 1914-01-04

form OF construction was proposed than
that required by the law. William j.
Fryer, who was member Of that board.
writing later. said that he we'll remem-
bered the discussion evoked in the board
when Mr.. Gilbert's plans were presented
The sun. [volume] (New York [N.Y.]) 1833-1916, 1914-01-04
C[TYS FIRST Sk<YSCRAPER NOW BEING RAZED
WHILE NEW GIANT 800 FEET HIGH IS PLANNED
Origin al Steel Frame
Building Lasted Only
Twenty-six Years but
Gave to New York
Pattern for All Its
Great Structures

w IRECKERS will finish within a
M few days taking down New
w Yorks first skyscraper. 1t Is
1nN feet hiyh Plnna Were
The herald., 1914-09-03
Saved hX His Hobby.

There was an official on one OF our
great railroads who was retired at
seventy. He'll die now" said his
friends kindly. But he didn't. In
stead, he became Interested in the
wild flowers, and now he is too busy
in looking for the rams head orchid,
and trying to find new station for
the hart's tongue fern, and tramping
around in the woods and fields in all
kinds of weather, even to think Of dy-
ing Anyway. he wouldn't have time
until hiss finished his monograph on
the willows of the United States.-Lip-
pincott's.
The herald., 1914-09-03
Church Calender.
CHURCH OF THE HOLY NAME or
MARY.
rhos. ]. Larkin, Parrish Priest.

/ nus. y. AdI hlLr ilCcts
Sunday October l till June ~
Masses: Sis. 700; High Mass, 1000
Sermon; S:15, Children's Mass, Sun
day School; 1870 p. m. Benediction o.
the Blessed Sacrament.
Sunday June l till October IL
Masses: Sis, 700 and 800; Chill
dren's Mass at $3.50. Benediction Of
The Blessed Sacrament after the last
Mass.
Weekdays-Masses, 500, $50. TOO
Wednesday, Children's Mass at S:l5
ADMINISTRATION l till June !
from 2 to 4 p. M; June l till October
l, 4 to 6 p. m.
Confessions every day from s to
q. m. Saturdays and ewes OF Feasts,
from p. m. till $3.50 p. N.
Sick calls at any hour, day or night.
1t is, however, requested that notice
Of such calls be given in the fore
noon.
AlIdI SOCleLy tne uEsl luSsudy, In
the Rectory, at 1880 p. N.
Conference st. Vincent de Paul,
every Monday night, in the Rectory.
at 1880 p. m.
Holy Angels Sodality, on the first
Wednesday, In the Convent, at $3.50.
Young Ladies' Sodality on the
fourth Monday, In the parlors Of the
Rectory, at 1880 p. m.
Children Of Mary, on the third Sun
day.
altar Boys, st. John Berchman's So
dality, on the third Tuesday In rec
tory at Z p. m.
Apostleship Of Prayer-Gentlemen
promoters on Friday following the
third Sunday, In Rectory, at Z p. m.
Lady promoters on the fourth Sun.
day. in Rectory, at p. m.
Holy Name Society, every third Sun.
day in the Church at 1880 p. m. The
officers and Board of Councillors, on
the Friday following the third Sunday
In the Presbytery at 1880 p. m.
The herald., 1914-09-03
GOOD ENOUGH ALREADY.

This is the old thing she quoted:
"A woman, dog and a walnut tree,
the more you beat them the better
they be-
This is what the Brute answered:
Well, what of it,"
Are you one Of those who think
that silly old rhyme true?"
Not altogether"
Il am much relieved" said the wom-
an. Il was afraid that you we're q
reactionary, but see that you are q
modern. Now tell me what It Is in
that horrid old rhyme that you can't
stand for?"
We'll. | never could see," said the
man, FAMILY, why a walnut tree had
TO be beaten"
Men will be men!-Cleveland Plain
Dealer.
The herald., 1914-09-03
MOUNT oLlVET CHURCH.

Rev. Sidney L. Vail, Rector, 524 Peli
can avenue Telephone, Algiers 235.
Sundays-Holy Communion, 7:3(
q. m; Sunday School, $3.50 g. m;
Morning Prayer or Litany and sd
dress, IL a. m; Confirmation Glass
(children), 4 p. m; Evening Prayer
and sermon, 1880 p. m.
Holy Days, Holy Communion, 1890
Z. m. unless otherwise announced.
vestry meets first Thursday of each
month at the Rectory, 1880 p. m.
Ladies' Guild meets Tuesday after
the third Sunday at the Rectory, 1880
Q. m.
Senior Chapter Brotherhood Of st.
Andrew, second and fourth Tuesdays
at the Rectory, 500 p. m.
Choir Guild frst Tuesday after prac-
tice.
Girls Friendly Society. second
Thursday at 700 p. N, homes Of mem
bers.
Teachers Meeting, Saturday, 7p. m.
The herald., 1914-09-03
METHODIST CHURCH.
Sunday Service.

Cor. Lavergne and Delaronde.
Rev. R. NJ. Brown, sos Pelican Ave
Morning service, II q. m; evening
service. 1880 p. m; Sunday School
$3.50 a. m.
Sunday School Teachers Meeting
drst Thursday night after prayer ser
vice. Sunday School Missionary day
FIRST Sunday in each month. Commu.
MON service, first Sunday Of each
month.
Mems Bible Class every Wednesday
at 7:45 p. m. and Sunday at $3.50 a. m.
Woman's Bible Glass every Sunday
at $3.50 a. m. and second Tuesday night
of each month.
Official Board meeting, first Monday
night OF each month.
Prayer meeting every Thursday at
1880 p. m. Missionary prayer meeting
Thursday after first Sunday of each
month.
Senior League, Sunday at 700 D. m.
Senior Epworth League Literary,
Social and Business meeting at the
church on the fourth Friday, 1880 D.
m.
Wopan's Home Mission Society at
the church on the first Tuesday OIL
each month at 1880 D. m.
Choir practice every Saturday at the
church at 1880 p. m.
The herald., 1914-09-03
Daily Thought.

There is a time in every mans
education when he arrives at the con-
viction that envy is ignorance: that
imitation is suicide; that he must
take himself for better or worse, as
his portion; that though the wide uni
verse is full OF good, no kernel Of
nourishing corn can come to him but
through his toll bestowed on that plot
OF ground which is given him to till.
Trust myself; every heart vibrates
to that iron string-R. W. Emerson.
The herald., 1914-09-03
His Mistake.

Look here" yelled the customer:
didn't you tell me 1t would be safe
for me to carry those six dozen eggs
home In my suitcase?"
Il did," replied the produce man.
We'll, look at this mess" yelled the
customer. Every dingbatted one of
them Is busted"
Well" replied the produce man,
you must have forgotten to boil
em."-Cincinnati Enquirer.
The herald., 1914-09-03
Penalty of Public Shirt

II man undertakes to do anything
OF public service without being part
OF a machine, or il an organization
which is composed merely OF repre-
sentative citizens and has no preda-
tory interests undertakes to do any
thing, the word which sums up the
objections Of the standpat mind is
"self-constituted. Harper Weekly.
The herald., 1914-09-03
1Ip to Parsona

Could one but find their confessions,
one Is pretty certain that many Of
our old parsons had little aptitude for
the making Of sermons. and the Book
Of Homilies was found very useful.
On entering his pulpit one Sunday one
parson fumbled considerably at the
edge OF crack in the woodwork, then
Strengthened himself as though max
ing the best Of bad job. Friends,
the sermons Is gone down the 'girke,'
but I'll read a chapter Of Job worth
the pair Of them."-From "Old Yarns
OF English Lakeland"
The herald., 1914-09-03
TRINITY Ev.LUTHERAN CHURCH,

Cur. olivier and Eliza Streets.
Rev. A. ]. Schliesser. Pastor.
Residence: 43s Olivier Street.
German-Every Sunday at 1880 q.
%.
English-Everey Sunday at 8 Q. m.
Sunday School-9:15 D. m.
Weekday Services-Conducted In
the English language, every Thursday
night 1880, from October to June.
Communion services are previously
announced.
Church festivals observed by special
services.
A parochial day school, conducted
by a special teacher, in connection
with the church.
MISREPRESENTATION meeting,
every second Monday, 1880 p. H.; Ger
man Frauenverein, every first Wed
nesday, 3 p. m; Helping Hand Circle,
every first Wednesday. 1880 p. M;
Young Peoples Society, every second
Tuesday, 1880 p. m.
The herald., 1914-09-03
Not a Bad Plan

Il hear you are devoting much time
70 the study OF Hamlet"
Yes; | have gone over contempt
rary literature very carefully, and also
read all the modern critical estimates
l could and"
You are familiar with all the COM
mentators, OF course!"
Have you ever read 'Hamletr"
mo; and that would be a good idea
by the way."-Kansas City Journal.
The herald., 1914-09-03
Women Witnesses Criticized.

Judge Lush-Wilson. X. c., remarked
at Exeter (England) county court to
a woman litigant who continually in.
terrupted: Madam, I run the risk, /
know, Of criticism from your sex when
] say that they are the most trouble
some people have to deal with. Why
can't you women exercise the same
amount of self-control in the witness
box as men have to do?"
The herald., 1914-09-03
Linen Weaving In Bohemia

One of the oldest and most i'm.
portant industries of northern Bone
mia is that Of linen weaving, which
furnishes employment under favor.
able conditions to fully $4,000 people
VINO are so skilled and clever in the
production Of fine linens that these
goods are favorably known and find
q ready market in all parts Of the
world.
The herald., 1914-09-03
OVERRIDING K,

He-It is only a month since met
you, Miss Ethel, yet l feel as If
had known you years and years and
years.
She-Well, you needn't pile on the
years so thick. One would think
was forty instead Of eighteen.-Bos
ton Evening Transcript.
The herald., 1914-09-03
Bless the Ladies.

Our congressional committee heard
30 ladies in two hours. That many
men could have kept US listening Or
several days"
That shows that women can trans
act public business. But how did
they manage to crowd 80 speeches
into two hours?"
"Oh, they spoke three and four At
q time."-Kansas City Journal.
The herald., 1914-09-03

Adele-Are there many young men
down here, my dear?
Laura-Very few. II IL a game of
catch them.
Adele-And what are the rules of
the game?
Laura-Why, "catch-ascatch-can.-
The herald., 1914-09-03
Men and Their TImea

When / was your age, I didn't
spend my days Joy riding" said the
reproving father"
WELL" replied the self-confident
youth, I'm going to avoid your mis-
takes, too. When get to be your age
I'm not going to stay up half the night
dancing the tango"
The herald., 1914-09-03
Words,

A word, uttered in anger, can wreck
O home or a nation; a word spoken
In love can bring peace where be 'ore
was war; still it is true, as said by
Burke. that "a very great part of the
mischiefs that vex the world arise
from words"
The herald., 1914-09-03
selfConsciousness.

An egotistical man who believes
himself the center, the object and the
cause OF everything that exists and
everything that takes place. said to
his friend one day:
ut is only to me that such misfor-
tunes happen"
What" asked the friend, "s the
matter?"
Don't you see that 1t Is raining 2"
he answered.-New York Globe.
The herald., 1914-09-03
An AnQry Threat,


Struggling Merchant-If you don't
attend to business better I'll reduce
your income by one-half.
Chief Clerk-Eh? Only yesterday
you said you thought of taking me
into partnership.
Struggling Merchant-That's what
I mean.-New York Weekly.
The herald., 1914-09-03
Tho klnudon of Today

o. thou, that pinest In the imprison-
ment of the Actual, and criest bitterly
to the gods for a kingdom wherein
to rule and create, know this Of q
truth: the thing thou seekest is al.
ready with thee, here or nowhere"
couldst thou only see!-CariyIe.
The herald., 1914-09-03
Unreasonable.

why did you divorce your first hus-
bandT"
He did not remain around homo
enough"
And your secondr'
He remained at home too much"
But l should not think that would
be an objection"
But he wants me to remain at home
also"
The herald., 1914-09-03
What Caused IL,

Poor Binks." said the wise guy,
I'm awfully sorry for him"
What's the matter with him.
asked the crouch.
The poor fellow has suffered a COM
plete loss OF memory" said the wise
guy.
You don't tell mel" exclaimed the
crouch. What caused it?"
He borrowed $40 from me about
three months ago." replied the wise
guy-CiEcinnati Enquirer.
The herald., 1914-09-03
Trouble EIthar NAV

Who are those two weary-looking
men who both admit they are afraid
10 go homer"
One replied Miss Cayenne. is
the husband Of suffragist, and the
other is the husband of an anti-suf.
fragist."
The herald., 1914-09-03
Smeared IL On.

we have chocolate fudge ON the
MENU" said the drug clerk.
$50 see," responded the fastid1ous
lady; "and II is too sticky to handle
with white gloves. Kindly give me q
menu card which has no chocolate
fudge on it."-Kansas City Journal