Rock Island Argus., 1914-08-14
These Censors
BY RICHARD HENRY LITTLE I'M
CHICAGO HERALD.

STiSASO n GhAGOs
| Chicago,-An unconfirmed report
says that the Brooklyn Feds played
the Chiefeds at the Chicago Federal
League park yesterday afternoon and
that the White SoX won.
Chicago.-The official board of news
censors of the city of Chicago says
that game of baseball was played
yesterday afternoon. One of the op-
posing teams either won or was de-
| feated.
Bopers Siding, Mo.-The Chiefeds
defeated the Brookl''ns in Chicago
yesterday afternoon by a score that
will stagger humanity. y. Rankin
johnson who pitched for the Chifeds,
was hit so hard that after being taken
( from the box and sent to the bench
| he was dubbed to death by infuriat-
| ed fans armed with pop bottles.
! Goose Point Light House-Heavy
batting was heard to the southwest
/ this afternoon A passenger on
North Clark street trolley car says that
the Brooklyns and the Chifeds met in
/ a tremendous battle and that the
| Chifeds piled up 215 runs, while the
Brooklyns got only one. The Brook
( Iyns have asked for a three hours
truce to get their dead off the field.
Beatrice. Neb.-An official dispatch
received here tonight says that no
game has been played between the
: Chifeds and the Brooklyn Feds for
Lea
park in Chicago was turned into a pie
foundry fof it's owner, President
Weeghman, last May.
Pink Mink Marsh, Winnemac, Ind.
A report has reached here that Mr..
and Mrs. Marmaduke Lotsodough gave
a dinner-dance to 200 society people at
the Blackstone Hotel last night.
County Building, Chicago-The
Cook county board of news censors
says in a formal statement that Mr..
and Mrs. Marmaduke LotsOdough have
given no dinner-dance to 200 society
people at the Blackstone. An uncon-
frmed report says that if Mr.. Lotso-
dough blowed Mrs. Lotsodough to cof-
fee and doughnuts al Thompson's it
would be a wonder.
Chicago-There were 500 guests at
Mr.. Lotsodoughs dinnerdance at the
Blackstone. which was in the nature
of a wedding breakfast at the Con-
gress.
Chicago.-An unconfcmed report
SAYS that only 40 people were invited
to the Lotsodough party and that 80
of these sent regrets. The event cele-
brated the 25th anniversary of the
marriage of Mr. and Mrs. Lotsodough.
Hyde Park-The party given by Mr..
and Mrs. Lotsodough at the Chicago
Beach hotel last night was the most
brilliant social event ever known in
the city Six hundred people, includ-
ing all the socially prominent people
in New York. Newport, Philadelphia,
Chicago and the one in st. Louis, at
tended and the scene was one Of
greatest gayety and briniance.
Michigan City. Ind.-The police in
Chicago are said to have raided
gathering of porch climbers and bank
robbers on the lake front. The leader
of the gang. Jack Suds, alias Lop-Ear-
ed Pete, Snake Hukkins and Marina
duke Lotsodough, made his escape.
Lincoln Park, Chicago-Marmaduk
Lotsodough. one of the most popular
bachelors in Chicago. gave a tea to 80
invited guests at his new SlG,00O,0O0
residence in Astor street this after
noon.
Wheaton, Ill.-The Wheaton polo
players defeated the Onwentsia team
this afternoon. The score was 40 love.
(Note by polo expert. There hain't
no such score in polo. The error was
probably made In the transmission OF
the cable message from Wheaton. The
result was probably up and to
playD
Lake Forest, Ill.-The Lake Forest
board of news censors admitted last