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The Ocala evening star. [volume] (Ocala, Fla.) 1895-1943, 1914-10-24

DIR. w. X. Lane-speciaiist, Eye,
Ear, Nose and Throat. Office Law
Library Building, Ocala.-Adv.
The Ocala evening star. [volume] (Ocala, Fla.) 1895-1943, 1914-10-24
At Least One.

Every one has some secret sorrow"
says philosophizing friend. Even
the latest and jolliest of Us has q
skeleton Ia his midst
The Ocala evening star. [volume] (Ocala, Fla.) 1895-1943, 1914-10-24
NOTICE
pay Your 1918 Automobile License
and. Get Brand New Tag for
Your Car

The 1915 automobile licenses were
due Oct. 1st, 1914. All who drive
their cars after that date without
first securing this license are doing
so in open violation of the laws of
Florida. All funds derived from au-
tomobile licenses for private use go
into the road fund.
Respectfully,
3-30t w. L. Colbert. Tax Collector.
The Ocala evening star. [volume] (Ocala, Fla.) 1895-1943, 1914-10-24

(Copyright.)
Newark evening star and Newark advertiser. [volume] (Newark, N.J.) 1909-1916, 1914-06-24
DR.. Anna Howard Shaw Makes
Plea for Cheaper Divorces

PHILADELPHIA June 24.-Divorce
should not be a mere luxury of the
wealthy, but when justifiable should
be within the reach of every purse,
according to DR.. Anna Shaw, the SUI
fragette leader. A satisfactory ma
tional divorce law, she said, could be
formulated only with the aid of wom-
en-. Moreover, she declared, the
whole problem of divorce should be
taken from lawyers and placed under
federal control Divorce should not
be granted on flimsy grounds, and if
marriage were made more difficult
civoce would diminish, she said, in a
speech at the Union League.
1T now costs an unnecessarily large
sum for a person of either sex to OBJ
tain a divorce even on most sufficient
grounds, thus making il virtually i'm
possible for the poor to indulge in
divorces she said. Rich persons.
on the other hand. are enabled to
break the bonds Of wedlock when
there is clearly no cogent cause. Such
q system is unfair. And to whom is
it attributable? To men. The alb
surdities of existing divorce legisla-
ton in several States have been fos-
tered by masculine minds, not by
women.
Newark evening star and Newark advertiser. [volume] (Newark, N.J.) 1909-1916, 1914-06-24
MOrse's Sister Gets Order in
Suit Against New Haven Heads

NEW YORK. June 24.-An order
signed yesterday by Supreme Court
Justice Greenbaum directs Frank A.
Vanderlip, president of the National
City Bank, and other officers of the
institution, as well as representatives
of the Farmers Loan and Trust
Company. TO testify on June % at
the New York County Lawyers As
ISOLATION rooms in the suit brought
in New Jersey by Miss Jennie r.
Morse, a sister of Charles w. Morse,
as minority stockholder of the Metro
politan Steamship Company for an
accounting from the New Haven Of
ficials for wrecking the steamship
line.
Martin ". Littleton, counsel for
Miss Morse. expects to prove through
National City Bank. which clears for
the Farmers Loan and Trust Com
pany. that part of the money used in
paying for the control of the Metro
politan line came from the account
of the Billiard Company in the Farm
ers Loan and Trust Company on a
check drawn TO the order of Edward
T. Garfield a Hartford lawyer.
Newark evening star and Newark advertiser. [volume] (Newark, N.J.) 1909-1916, 1914-06-24
COOPERATION IN
READING OF BIBLE
17Ez1lEEaEEEH
Speaker at Sunday School G.
vention Sees Growing Spirit
Of liberation.

CHICAGO. June 24.-"Co-operatlop
by Protestant Catholic and jew in
the matter Of Bible reading in the
PUBIC schools Is an indication of the
growing spirit Of brotherly regard and
liberation. said Marion Lawranee.
secretary OF the International Sunday
school Association. at the session Of
the fourteenth trienuial convention
here today. This is a great step for
ward in the study and recognition Of
the Bible. Encoura cement of the
Ieaolng IN public of those portions Of
me Blple agreed upon by all is the
| ann OF such cooperation
Perhaps one Of the most Significant
advances that had been made in sun
DAY school work is that of the church
ana the Sunday schools in the regular
work of the day school," said Mr.
Lawranee THE different religious
bodies nave apparently been taking It
Tor granted that there is no common
ground Of Cooperation in the matter
OF Bible study. but such is not the
| fact, and we have found that our
fears that reconciliation and co-opera-
ton IN this work would be impossible
were groundless. Surely the giving Of
credits in public school for Bible study
done IN the churches is q new thing
TO most Of US, and opens up possible
ties we had never dreamed of. .
crucial problem before the pres
ent conference is the method to be
adopted in advancing the Sunday
school work according to Mr.. Law
rance. The association has had under
consideration for more than two years
plan for a. nation wide campaign.
but while the Sunday school leaders
are eager to push the work there is a
fear that the time is not opportune
for campaign with a body of speak
ers and organizers touring the coun-
try The policy for the last two years
has been to lay greater stress upon
regular activities of the Sunday
schools. Whether the association is
now prepared to enter on an under
taking of the expense and magnitude
of nation covering campaign prob
ably will be decided during the con-
Yention, it was said.
One million new Sunday school
members a year. one million total abb
stinence pledge signers, one million
pledged to definite community ser
vice, one million new church members
year recruited from the Sunday
schools, and one hundred thousand
new members of teacher training
classes; these annual accretions are
the principal goals before the associa-
ton, it was declared.
Newark evening star and Newark advertiser. [volume] (Newark, N.J.) 1909-1916, 1914-06-24
Observe Alexandra Day

LONDON, June 24.-The Wild rose
was the only badge that enabled
pedestrians to pass unmolested
through London streets unconditlon-
ally to an army of 10000 white-robetl
flower sellers. who waylaid the
fiorally unadorned and reminded
them that it was Alexandra Day. In
augurated a couple Of years ago To-
celebrate the fiftieth anniversary Of.
Queen Mother Alexandra's arrival
England. Alexandra Day has becor 4
an annual floral fete and the este 2
in which King Georges mother
held was shown by ting unanits.
with which Britishels <aonnsd
fayOrite dover.
Newark evening star and Newark advertiser. [volume] (Newark, N.J.) 1909-1916, 1914-06-24
W. A. Hartman, at %, Is
Vice=President of the u. P.

NEW YORK, June 24-william
Averell Hartman. son of the late
Z. Il. Hartman. twenty-three years
old and but one year out of college,
has been elected president of the
Union Pacific railroad. He fills the
place held By William Y. s. Thorne.
whose resignation was announced
yesterday.
Mr.. Thorne was also director Of
purchases. Young Hartman viii
have entire charge of the great pur-
chasing department of the railroad.
The title of director of purchases.
however. has been eliminated He
will take take office July l. Young
Hartman has been in training for
big job in the Union Pacific for a
year.
Newark evening star and Newark advertiser. [volume] (Newark, N.J.) 1909-1916, 1914-06-24
Mems SOx==6 Pairs
in a Box for Sl.OO

The greatest lot of mems silk
plated sox it has been our good
fortune to come across in many,
many months. They are we'll
made, fully reinforced-come in
black, white, tan, navy, taupe and
other popular summer shades.
If sold in the regular way the
price would have been 25c a pair
in boxes of 6-and very spe-
cial in this sale-for. 80. S1.OO
MAIN FLOOR
Newark evening star and Newark advertiser. [volume] (Newark, N.J.) 1909-1916, 1914-06-24
President Celebrates
Wedding Anniversary
Especial to the E,enins star.I

WASHINGTON, June 24.-The Pres
ident and Mrs. Wilson today infor-
mally celebrated their twenty ninth
wedding anniversary. Many tele-
grams of eongratulation were re-
eeived at the White House.
The marriage took place at the
home of Mrs. Wilson's grandfather,
Rev. ]. S. X. Arson. pastor of the In
dependent Presbyterian Church at
Savannah. Ga. June "a 1883.
Newark evening star and Newark advertiser. [volume] (Newark, N.J.) 1909-1916, 1914-06-24
soc Fine FOulard
Silk Ties at l9C

Yes, sir!-positively the finest lot
of foulard silk ties that you ever
laid your eyes upon. All pure silk,
perspiration proof, too! = with
wide ends, polka dots, both large
and small.
This is rare, rich shade of blue,
and those that men will snap up in
lots of threes and skies. Some
tiesl Some bargain-at 19c each.
MAIN FLOOR
Newark evening star and Newark advertiser. [volume] (Newark, N.J.) 1909-1916, 1914-06-24
Sl.5O Summer Athletic
Union Suits for 6SC

"A limited quantity of these better
grades-the S1.50 kinds - but
plenty more in the lot that are
usually sold for S100 and SIPS.
They are especially we'll made
of white plaids, small checked
nainsook and pin stripes.
Sleeveless and knee length union
suits-in all the regular sizes. A
great snap at Csc suit
MAIN FLOOR
Newark evening star and Newark advertiser. [volume] (Newark, N.J.) 1909-1916, 1914-06-24

To those men who haven't learned this lesson urge
you to con1e--to compare values-to compare the
suits in this sale with those you have bought elsewhere.
And well put your name on our books another new
friend of the Hahne Mems Shop. You'll be taking no
chances on this proposition for you'll get $50 cents
worth of value-and little bit more for every dol
lar you spend Of that you can be dead sure Fur
thermore if you think Haven't gottenyou moneys
worth and a bit more-youll get your money back
whichever you wish.
Newark evening star and Newark advertiser. [volume] (Newark, N.J.) 1909-1916, 1914-06-24
The First Store in New Jersey Adopt Shorter Hours
Special Tables Arranged by Sizes

Will make choosing and
ing furnishing pro-
vide ample
But early in the the
will be display
Newark evening star and Newark advertiser. [volume] (Newark, N.J.) 1909-1916, 1914-06-24
$3.50 SummerL Shoes
for Sos

An unusually fine group of mems
summer shoes-low shoes in gum
metal, tan and vici kid feathers
made on the popular English lasts
and fitted with the regular SOC
grade of the famous Cat s-Paw"
rubber heels. All sizes.
Also mems rubber sole and rubber
heel low shoes in tan only-built
on the most popular of the Eng
lish lasts. All sizes.
MAIN FLOOR
Newark evening star and Newark advertiser. [volume] (Newark, N.J.) 1909-1916, 1914-06-24

A headline like this is or less common but to the
man who has learned the new spirit of merchandising
in the Hahne Mems Shop-who has learned of the
goodness that we putting into the garnens-helI
simply say There goes HahneS cutting loose again
with another one of those suit saes-tme for me to
get in ine!' And this same will come to this
saIe-he' II buy-he' 60 away happy and pleased for
he has learned again of the goodness of the New
Hahne Mems Shop
Detroiter Abend-Post. (Detroit [Mich.]) 18??-19??, 1914-09-25
SeiliOns=GnOe tit nuh
fern.
Scr aDngreB mag mod
einen Monat ldnger
tagell.
Sie ariessitemern.SiG pirb hcnte
im 6ans berntcn.
@cringc Cpppiition bnrdJ Die Sc
pnblifaner crluartct.
&esiernmss Scfisit fir aampaanc-
sluefe ausSnniisen.

gSaibington, n, %. Sept. S2Sn
Senat puroe belite beidloiien, nod
GrtpGglmg Ser 9llasfa-9iG betreffs
ser 8erpaftung bon aoblenldnoe-
reien Die Glapton-9iQ, Die ans Ser
aonferei3 cinberid)tet murbe, sur
enbgiiltigen Ibitimnling ailf5lneb-
men.
GorIiter Senrp pomSausausiduB
fiir STbGftsoronung elaubt, oaB
Die STANDARDIZATION nod minoeitens
cinen Ntrnat lp1bren miro. 9tah
Der ariegsitenern-8orlage miro Die
Ybilippinen.9in un6 Damn Die
S6iffsanfaufs Bill aufgenon1men
meroen.
@aibingto II, %. Sept. 90
.oie 3ebatte iiber Die 8riessiteuern-
SorIoge auf @runo elmer Spe5ial-
regel ouf iieben Strnben beidrGnft
murbc, 1T sic 9lnnabme ser 9ia i'm
Sauie fir berte geiidert. Nnn er-
wortet, Sob fdntIi6e HepubIifaner
oagegen itinlmen tperben. 9ie Gor.
Iogc miro Damn Iofort nnd Dem
Scnat aeiatot perben, mo tic aul
nidt 3u itorfen @iberft1no burh Die
&cpublifaner itoBen miro. 2ebtere
meroen 5u 5eigen periuhen, 0aB bas
Tefijit in oen Megierltn9seillfiinften
niht 10 iehr arf oos oilrd Den &rieg
bebin1tc Nusbleiben bon SSlnporten
uno bos burrus reii,Itierenoe Sallen
Scr 3cneinnabmen 5itriidsufiibren
lei, nls pieImebr aiif BEN rn5ulGnJ-
Iihen oemofrotiihen 3olltarif lmh
Sie @eridlpenorlng Der offentli6er
@eI6er felt geginn Der oemofratii6er
COMMUNICATION. 3ie Ginfiibrlng Oel
arieasiicuern wirb fir Die 9iepubli'
faner Elm trefilihes &agnc-Go-
fltntcnt biloen. Gemofrotiihe Sena'
toren ituoieren bereits bic gia, I'm
tire roihe Tniiierlag bnrd5uiebcn
Nad ibrer slnnahme mag lid bel
aonereB rertaeen.
Detroiter Abend-Post. (Detroit [Mich.]) 18??-19??, 1914-09-25

iden gebiirtigen iino natliraIiiierten
slmerifanern geinadt ipiro, ioipeit es
ibr Sfe6t alif Sdut betrifft. Sie
Der. Staaten baben nit foIgeitoen
S0noern @iropas Nntrraliiotions-
SertrGge: Seiterreib ltngarr, Bel
glen. 0dnemarf, Dem Selti6en
&eid, @roBbritnnilien, Norlpegen
imo Sfpeoen.
@aibington n, %. Sept. 9ie
Orobitngen Der Marcpni @ireleB
telegraph 60. nit cinem 8erihts.
perfabren bate feine @iberrlfitng
Der glnoronltng oes Sefret1rs 9a.
niels, Die Sinsconiet :. Station 5u
idllieBen, 5lir s5oIge, lmb iopiel bic.
iige 9eanlte tpiiieit nurbe oie Stn.
tion beiite nittag BON Nearine Of
fi5ieren eefdIoiien. 9ie Iorconi 60.
pollte Scr Sfegierung feline @aran-
tien geben, BOB Tie Die gfeutraIit6ts-
geitimmitneen etnbalten peroe.
9eneraIanlpalt @regorp ituoiert
geaenpartig Die Srage, OBJ elm @e-
ridt IN einem ioIden Sale einen
@in6altsbefebl gegen BEN Tr6iioen-
ten erlniicn fonne. COMMUNICATIONS
9eamte aIauben, bnB Ser 8rGiibent
als Soditfommanonnt ser slrlnee
uno 6lotte inter ocn geaebenen Inn
Itdnben bie Station i6IieBen 0iirfe.
gS oobs Sol e. Mali., %. Sept.
Sier traf beitte nahnlittag aus 3an-
tufet Die 9ta6riht ein, baB Die Mar-
conf 9faoio Station in Siasconiet
Inn llbr mn. geidloiien iprroe.
Sic S6lieBung ipuroe geitern Our6
Warine-Sefret1r Soniels angeoro.
net, Der Wfittag aIs Die SflieBungs-
Ititt6e angeiest bate.
Detroiter Abend-Post. (Detroit [Mich.]) 18??-19??, 1914-09-25
Sagegen geben lie MtiBz
erfOlge anf 0ftli6em
Sliigel 81.
Sie 9lfttpn Der GntScn in MaSras
bennrnbigt Die GnglGnSer.
Ymitralier beiebem bns midjt bcrtei-
tigte &aiies 8ilbelmslano.
giuiien freuen iif, MIR Srei Cages
tndrIdJe DDn 9rafau sn iein.
Gin fprntelles Dement, bes Smter-
tieus NIT Baron Sdl6n.
aaiier @il6elm leibet nnseblidJ IN
einer Grfaltnng.

2on6on, %. Sept. aoiier
g9ilbeIm Ieioet oil elmer itarfen @r.
fGltitng, neIoet Der @enier &or.
reiponoent oes Chronicle. @r bolte
iie ii6 IN ben Sdan6grdben Dor
@er0lun, no er BON einem 5eftigen
IegenguB iiberrai6t muroe, als er
Die Sriippen inipi5ierte.
Oltenbe, iiber 2unoun, %.
Sept. Gin 3eppelinbnllOn sri6ien
ans Der 8esenb bon SbOuruut, II
Gcilcn Iiib6itlidl bon Yriigse, nnS
mari brei Somben. Cine Der Sum-
ben traf Die Bride in Der gpenue
!. be Smet be NnDer an Der Stabt-
srenSe, cine slueite fiel i'm !6afen mic
Ger nnb Die brittle in oeii Stanb eines
1siifrfrufbanSlers.
Die erplumierenoe SDmbe rif ein
arufes God IN ben Strakengrmno,
6eifGoigtc Die itmlicgenben !6Gnier,
bradIte bic Strnfenlampen snm Ser
I0idlen, 5eritOrte eleftriid)e SrGbte
nmb nerrriadDte cine ganif. Sann
febrte Der Seppelin in Der &idJtnng
anf Sbiclt, IL Meilen nuroDitlidD
oun GOmrtrai, smriif.
9onoon, %. Sept. Ger Gen=
tral geips miro aus 2u5ern III Der
Sdtpeis gemeloet, oaB Die militari-
Sdlen Sperdtionen I'M p6eren @lioB
infolge bon Shneefan i'm @ebirge
mnS lteberihfpenui,ng i'm Sale 5u
einem 5eitrpeiligen StilIitano ge-
braft nuroen. Inter oen i'm gliaB
einberuienen Reierpiiten befinoen ii9
so Sroppiitenn1on6e bcs 9loiters
nlif Dem Sel6erg.
Rio oe Saneiro, 9raiilien,
iiber 9onoon, %. Sept. Ter beut-
ide Son1pfer Triiiiia fem III Santos
oil iino Ionoete bort oen &apitdn
un0 IS Mann Der geiasung oes bril-
tiiden 9ampfers Snoian Yrince, Der
pom beutihen SiIfsfreu5er aron-
prints @iIbeIm gum Sinfen gebradt
iuoroen mar.
(Ios lit Die erIte beitimrlte 9tad-
ridt pom 2lop0oampfer &ronprin5
g9iIbeIm, ieit or in Den 8eItinoiiden
8elpGiIern geieben tuurbe, ipie er
aoblen nn6 Dem oelttiden &rel5er
aarlsrltbe bra6te. @dbre1o oes
lleberIaoens Ser &oble fnnen britt
ife 4reu5er bernn inO Ser aron-
prini @ilbelm fubr bapon. mGbreno
iih guiiden Dem 3arlsru6e rno Den
britiifen 9reltjern I'll glrtlllerie-
oeieht entlpidelte, 6as feline 6olgen
gebabt 5u boben ideint.
8ronprin5 Nilbelm mar an 3.
SluouIt bon gtetp Oorf abgereilt.
Detroiter Abend-Post. (Detroit [Mich.]) 18??-19??, 1914-09-25
SIM &tifen bebanptem TranSoiem
Grfolg 5u babtu.

9taf ser 9l6reiie lpuroe gelagt, baB
Der 9onIpIer piele Sorrdte uno einc
9roBe 9a0ung &oble an 9oro babe,
bon oenen man anna6n1, oab lie allf
oeutide ariegsihiffe IN ben amerifa-
nii6en @elpdiiern gebra6t lper0en
iollten. Der 9torbbeilti6e 9lopo
ltellte es eiltihie0en in 9l6reoe, onB
Der &ronprinS @ilbelm &riegsuor-
rGte on 9oro babe. Innn borte man
bonn aronpriilS @ilbelm nifts,
allBer DaB er in oen gScltinoifden
@erpdiiern oen &reujer &arlsriibe
nit &oble oeriorgte. Ginnlal ging
ons @eriiht. oaB Der Sampfer bon
ben 9riten III 8runb geidoiien NOR
oen lei. bod ertpies lid Die gtahriht
nls bas GbantaIiegebilOe zines 9ot'
len, Der ii6 in 9tem 9orf oantit lpid-
tig maden po[te.
Ser 9ampfer Snoian 4rtnce lit
elm 9Sabrseiig bon 1775 Sonnen ge.
peien un0 mar am %. 9lugitlt bon
9iio be Saneiro nod Sort OF SPAIN
llno 9feip gorf a6gegange1.)
81 ON, %. Sept. lle6er 2oroon.
0as @iornaIe o'SStalio neroffentlit)t
einen Seri6t nms 8niel. monad] Die
S6pei5 elm Griu6en Seuti6lanos,
oen 9itr65ug bon brei slrmeeforpS
su geitatten, abidIdgig bei6ieOen
bnbe.
8aris, %. Sept. Ser @tatin
ueroffentliht cine 9epeide aus Sa-
iel, Die beiagt. oaB bic Geliti6en aitf
ser 9Slu6t aus 9otbringen erflart
bdtten. bel einem 9lngriff alif Seroun
b6tte oie 0eiitid)e rn0 oft. ing. glr-
tiaerie 10000 Sote iino $1,000 Ser
iuunoete gebabt. Siele Der @eripun-
oeten ieien geltor6en, neil man li1
nidt Inn lie fiintnerrl forilte.
Ietograo, 25. Sept. Cine
offi5ieIle @titteilung oes Oberfonl-
manbanten @robfiiriten geifolans be-
Iagt:
nNlltf Der iiiotpeitli6en 6roilt ba-
ben 0ie rllliiiden Srlippen Die be-
feItiate Stellitng bon G5piffp nno
Soulstpn genommef,, Die Die Stellun-
qen in Der @cgeno Sfaopn1no, 5lpt,
id,en SSaroslan ltno Er5enlpsl bed
ten. slae slrtiaerie oes 6eiroes
ipliroe erbeittet
Sic @arniion BON Er5entpl bat
Soltrgaoe mo 0ieopfa ger1un1t uno
mnrbc in 0ns oitlihe Segment gegen.
sic Clinic Ser Sorts 5liriidgetrieben.
SIN Ser ocutid]en 6ront baben
feine Sample itattgefitnoen."
Berlin, %. Sept. lleber Son-
BON. 3Solaenoe Rom "a. september
oatierte offisieae grfldriuie ipurOe
pom Sauptquartier oltsgegeben:
r9(uf oem meitliden &riegsihoii'
plas boben beute eiriee fleinere On.
gogements itattgefunoen, oof III
nidlts @ihtiges befanilt geiporoen.
Bon 9elgien lnb 0ern oltliden
&riegsi6auplas nifts Nenes.
2onoo n, %. Sep. Sus Wetter,
oos in ben eriten ie6s 8ud,en oes
arieges fiir mooerne militdriideSpe.
rationen bcionoers giinitig mar, bot
lid, sriii1oli6 sednoert nno lit IN er-
tier 9inie perorttrportlif fir ben gro
Sen Stinitono, Der nif alien 8riegs-
ihamplGben eingetreten lit, aitsge-
uonllnen ni1r ben slnltiirm Serbiens
uno @ortenegros ouf Die bon ibnen
beaehrten Yropirl5en gosnien nno
ole SerSegotpina.
Niit ben 9laarihten bonn idledten
g9etter fonlnlen aii9 Die onttnolen
Detroiter Abend-Post. (Detroit [Mich.]) 18??-19??, 1914-09-25
Yefannter Sasinaiuer tot.

Saginafp, Mih.. %. Sept. Gbas.
$. SoGonb. 78 Sabre oft. ebemoIs
elmer Ser grobten SolsbdnoIer bon
Saeinop, lift tot. 9tebit ieiner @it-
me binterldbt er 5tpet ainoer.
Atlanta Georgian. [volume] (Atlanta, Ga.) 1912-1939, 1914-01-25
Ballads of The Cafes By

As we rise to turn to go,
See the coat boy-little joe
Watching us with eyes aglow-
On our trail he's sticking.
Soon he tenders us hat,
With the crown all crushed in flat;
Still, we're getting used to that
What's the use of kicking?
As our clothing we arrange
We decide the hat feels strange;
Some one there has made change,
With our Dunlop skipping.
Joe informs us, with a sob,
This will make him lose his job;
So, with remorseful throb,
We continue tipping.
Poor Joe! the boy who takes the hats.
A His life is full of gloom:
He owns a row of Harlem flats
While we've a furnished room.
Atlanta Georgian. [volume] (Atlanta, Ga.) 1912-1939, 1914-01-25
Production Rights Restricted
No. l. Servants

-OHN. the waiter, makes 1uss'
Strains a point at serving u.s.
j As we rant and rave and cuss
In a mood dyspeptic.
Charmed by mis- sOlicitude
And the fullness of the food,
We assume a calmer mood
Quite unlike the sceptic.
After all, we ruminate,
He who has to serve and wait
Must live out a sorry fate.
Poverty is gripping.
When we come to settle we,
AS an act of charity.
Show our generosity.
Greatly overlapping.
poor John! the waiter, sad of face
AIasi If we but knew,
He bets a hundred on a race
While we bet only two
Atlanta Georgian. [volume] (Atlanta, Ga.) 1912-1939, 1914-01-25
BY Edward Madden
the Writer of Song Hits.

Just outside the door we stand.
Close beside flunkey grand;
With an air of stern command
COldly he looks DER us.
Then we flash a bulky roll.
Then we conjure and csjole,
Almost losing seIf-cOntrOl,
TIL he can't ignore us.
Moving with stately tread.
solemnly he mods his head,
Signalling a taxi, red,
Driven by sinner.
With a bill we thank him. then
When we've time to think again
We find out our tips have been
Twice the cost Of dinner.
And now, since figures prove to me
The profit and the loss,
BY all the gods! I'd rather be
The servant than the boss.
Atlanta Georgian. [volume] (Atlanta, Ga.) 1912-1939, 1914-01-25

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