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Arizona republican., 1914-04-13
SERIOUS FINANCIAL CRISIS THREATENING
 CHINESE REPUBLIC

culties and the orders of your excel and tears, like everyone else who has the sense of patriotism.
 We are in duty bound to relieve the distress Of the government. If the pro- vinces do not help, national bankruptcy will result and the nation will lose it's independence. And if the nation is ob- liberated, how could the province of Human exist alone? l hereby remit the sum of $400, 900 (Mexican) to the gov ornment
 It should be borne in mind that the financial condition of Human is quite different from that of other provinces. It would be easy for other provinces to raise double the amount. Our re- mittance. though not large. is suffi- cientto display our patriotism and anX- iety over the situation
 (SiGned) TANG HSIANG- MING"
 This gift, as it might be called rom the province, small as it is, is eXcep- tional As 8 rule little or nothing can be got from the provinces They are. on the contrary, continually calling upon the central government for assist ance. ;he Tutuhs threatening that re- bellion CT breandage or footing that will duplicate the government with for eignors will result unless the assist ancc is forthcoming
 The } r1ident and his supporters. by emplo i@ the army, succeeded in sup pressing the rebellion of last summer; but they have not been able to stamp out the clements of disorder. Indeed, in order to do this. they would have to abolish the army itself-a mercenary situation, as the frontier fighting and the recent rebellons have shown, lack ing discipline and not yet developed above the idea that the privilege of soldiers is the right to plunder. Yet the president has not the power to disband several hundred thousand men in arms
 Reorganization throughout the coun- try prevents the government from col lecting taxes on western lines from the provinces as a whole, while active op- position-WhiCh will last, it is said, as long as Yuan Shi-kai remains presi- dent-would otherwise present in the southern provinces the institution of a new western system. But the greatest difficulty is believed by foreigners here in Pekin to be the lack throughout the nation of capable men, possessing the character, courage and intelligence , to build up a modern system out of the corrupt and anticipated eastern one
Arizona republican., 1914-04-13
Yuan Shi-kai's Govern ment Is In Dire Straits for Money Is Opinion of Foreigners Ill China s Treaty Ports
SAY PUBLIC DEBT
 COMMISSION LIKELY
President Unable to Ob- tain Money from Pro vinces for Administra- tive Needs of Central Government
IAssncIArEp PRESS DESPATCH


 PEKING, China, April 12.-That Yuan Shi-Kais government is faced with a serious financial crisis IS the opinion of a substantial body of Tor eigners in Picking and the treaty ports of China. These men predict foreign financial control or a foreign pubic debt commission. The difficulty of the situation is that the president and his supporters are, up to the present un- able to obtain money from the pro- vinces for the administrative require ments of the central government. A letter to the president from the Tutuh (military governor of Human. accom- panying a remittance of S200,OOO, con tains an interesting statement of the case from a practical Chinese point or view. Tang Hsiang- ming, the Tutuh, says:
 "Of late the country has been in a turmoil of civil strife and frontier troubles, and scarcely a day has passed without some military operations. Aft CT your excellency suppressed the in ternal troubles and made peace with the powers, the first thing that at tracted your attention was the flnan- cial embarrassment, but, owing to the fact that the terms of the foreign syn dicates were too harsh, some patriotic people have suggested ways of collect ing taxes while others proposed a re- i trenchment policy. But all these spe- cious words and theories can do no i real good to the country
 During this critical period there country's financial troubles. When read the documents from the central government stating it's financial diff
Arizona republican., 1914-04-13

other governments of the world would greatly improve foreign relations. The statement pointed to the visit as a tri umph for Carranza's policy announced at Nogales a month ago that he would insist on each foreign government making it's own representations to him, rather than through the state depart ment at Washington. This policy was modified later to suit the wishes of Washington.
 Consul Myles' visit concerned the safety of British mining property in northeastern Mexico.
 Carranza has been somewhat handi- capped recently in dealing with both foreign and domestic affairs by the disordered conditions at Torreon as the natural result of two weeks severe fighting.
 A heart to heart talk between him. self and Villa is looked upon with high hope by other leaders of the revolu- ton. The two have not met since the Madero revolution and since that time Villa has risen from the crude leader of small band to the command of an army. After the interview, it is be- lieved that Carranza will be able to render to Washington assurance satis- factory to both sides.
 Carranza, his staff, and the personnel of the executive office left Juarez last night in train of eight cars for Chi huahua. On Monday George Carothers, special agent of the state department, will follow him to that city and will continue to Torreon if CarranZa re- : moves his capital to the scene of the
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Arizona republican., 1914-04-13
ASSOCIATED PRESS DISPATCH l


 JUAREZ, April PA new constltu- tionalist capital was established at Chihuahua, with General Venustiano Carranza, the first chief of the revolu- ton and his staff This information arrived in the form of brief dispatch. It is understood the interview Wlth General Villa will take place on Wednesday or Thursday.
 General Carranza telegraphed Rafael Zubaran, his minister of the interior, the only cabinet member remaining at Juarez to assure the state department at Washington that his first duty will be to return formal replies to the rep resentations hitherto unanswered. oW- ing to the press of emergency matters connected with his military campaign.
Arizona republican., 1914-04-13
Hoxse Steps Or
 Riders GuN And
 Meets Sudden End

If slow and silent processions and services in a cemetery marked the finish upon earth of all horses, a statement that is as old as the ex- istence of firearms might be carved upon the headstone of the grave that would cover a certain saddle pony which is lying out on North Central avenue near the Indian school.
 On that horses last resting place, could be marked the age-old reason for many accidental deaths:
 He didn't knOW it was loaded"
 The horse which expired suddenly last evening on North Central ave nue was ignorant of the fact that the revolver its rider was carrying was loaded. Had the horse been wise. he probably would not have stepped upon it.
 The horse, with it's rider, a Mir Freeman, of Phoenix, was coming into town MT. Freeman packed a siX-shooter
 For some reason unknown to the horse, the weapon slipped from the holster and fell to the road. The horse stepped upon it innocently enough and sent a bullet crashing upwards. The lead ball travelled through the horses lungs and the beast died almost instantly. MT Freeman was uninjured. He was pick ed up by a passing motorist and brought into Phoenix.
Arizona republican., 1914-04-13
Artillery Against
 Repeal Of Tolls Exemption

agree that the exemption of Ameri- can ships is in violation of the Hay Pauncefote treaty, and that the government should reverse it's policy, but hope the means to bring the re- suit about can be tempered with an amendment reasserting the sovereign ty of the United States over the Panama canal. Whatever be the re- port of the canals committee there is a possibility that several proposed measures may be reported without recommendation.
 Administration and opposition lead CTS conceded that the first fight will be over an effort to amend the Sims 'bill, which has passed the house.
Arizona republican., 1914-04-13
MEETING PROBABLY
 WILL ACCOMPLISH GOOD

WASHINGTON, April 12.-Offi- cials think a face-to-face meeting of CarranZa and Villa will result in a clearer understanding concern ing the rights of foreigners in Mexico, especially their privileges in pressing claims through the though Carranza told the state de- partment he was not disposed to interfere in Villas course toward Spaniards, there is frankly ex- pressed expectation that this stand may be modified.
Arizona republican., 1914-04-13
Vice President To Welcome
 Daughters Of Revolmhom

delegates on the opening day, as will Secretary McAdoo of the treasury department and Edmund Wetmore, president general of the Sons of the American Revolution.
 President and Mrs. Wilson will re- ceive the delegates at the White House on the second day of the session, and later, memorial services for Mrs. Charles Warren Fairbanks and Mrs. Adela Stevens, former president generals, who died during the year, will be held.
Arizona republican., 1914-04-13
ASSOCIATED PRESS p1spArcH1

WASHINGTON, April 12 The heaviest artillery the opponents of the repeal of the Panama tolls ex- emption for American ships can bring to bear will be trained against the administrations flat repeal policy be- fore the senate committee this week. Every possible argument that can be raised is to be brought forward in the hope of prevailing on the com mittee to make an adverse report on the bill as passed in the house.
 In addition to the general resolu- tion to defeat repeal there will be ar guments by democratic senators who
Arizona republican., 1914-04-13
TO SEARCH FOR
 MISSING MINISTER

DANVILLE, H., April 12.-Two abandoned mine at Westville, but found no trace of Rev. Louis Pat mount, the temperance worker, who disappeared on March 31, and there is suspicion that he met foul play as a result of his anti-liquor activ- ity. An appeal was made to the churches for searchers in the hopes that 800 men will report on Mon day, when the search will be re- stunned.
Arizona republican., 1914-04-13
ASSOCIATED PRESS DIsPArcH1

WASHINGTON. April 12. - Vice President Marshall will deliver the address of welcome to the delegates of the annual Congress of the Daugh- ters of the American Revolution, who will meet here on April 20 for one weeks session Mrs. William Cum mings Story, president-general. an nounced that President Wilson had sent a letter of regret, pleading of ficial duties.
 Speaker Clark also will address the
Arizona republican., 1914-04-13
AUTO BANDIT ESCAPES
Uses Mattress for Rope and Drops
 From Jail Roof
ASSOCIATED PRESS DIsPATCHl

ASSOCIATED PRESS DISPATCH
 ALTOONA, Pa, April 12.-Using rope made from mattress. Frank G. Hohle, an auto bandit who confessed to holding up the cashier and paying teller of the Union bank, escaping with s3,OO0, fled from the Hollisdayburg jail The flight of Hohle, who was to have been sentenced tomorrow, was not discovered until after sunrise, when the employees of the jail saw a rope dangling from the roof.
 Hohle climbed through window eightfeet from the floor to reach the roof
 At the time of the bank robbery, Hohle shot a depositor who was enter ing the door as the bandit was fleeing He then terroriZed the crowd by firing a fusilade before disappearing in a stolen automobile.
Arizona republican., 1914-04-13
Chief of the Mexican Re volutiOn Reaches City Where He Expects in Few Days to Confer With General Villa
WILL REPLY TO
 WASHINGTON NOTES
Believed That Result of Coming Conference Will Be Establishment of a Clearer Understanding of Treatment of Foreigners
CHIHUAHUA, Mexico, April F.

IHIFi U All UA, NItNIVV, HP1II I-' This city is celebrating the arrl- val of Carranza. It is reported here that Villa, thinking the pursuit Of the federals is not being pursued with sufficient vigor, left Torreon for Parras, where Velasco's army, or at least the rear guard, is said to have been hurrying on the way to Saltillo, one hundred miles dls- tant. Fifty miles of this is a wa terless desert.
Arizona republican., 1914-04-13

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Luxemburger gazette. [volume] (Dubuque, Iowa) 1871-1918, 1914-12-22

gs mar cine ertiSiidenoe 8eibnaht.
Der Sdnee legte lid 10 bebutiam uno
foiig aiif Die Groe, mie ein ouitiges
9alItl,f nii irtltle iinge MGOfen-
ihulteru. lleberaQ orang Ger mir.
Sige Quit bon Sannengriin un6
Seimlihfeit oi,rd Die flare @inter.
luft.
Die pier Ratbs.N abel tbaten aae
ems nod ie~ierlider ais ouS auoere.
Seoes matte nlebr ober minoer Of.
ienfunoia ieine Iroeutungen, urro
feines BON ibnen that anbers, als Oh
Der erluimitte Sdpie9eriobn bereits
5ur Stele lei.
Im wihti9iteit mad,te iif Sriioel.
Sic bate iid) eilen Serlobunasring
gefauit, Den lie bin nto mieoer mie
peritoblen alli oen Singer ifob, no.
bel lie ieoesmal geraoe5u berausior.
0erno alf Den Suusberrn ihielte. Im
meiiten aber lad)te man ilber oaS per.
megen bodiriiierte Saar oes lteber.
mltbS mo ieoenialls batten Gltern
uno Sdppeitern Den ultigen Sras nit
ieinen oroaigcn giniGlen nGrriid
germ.
Die beiSen iugenoliten aber frdi.
tig entpidelten Saien waren eben Den
@eg aaeS SleiideS aegangen, ais Ole
M},tttnr nor Sohtpr rio ffpiup he0tG.
nenbe iiIberne S6eQe burb ous Saus
erflingen lieb. uno-man mag es
mn slailben ODER riht-fd itmroen
in Der Chat orei aIerliebl / misitai.
iierte Serrd,en aaif RapaS Gid, &c.
naii in Der @titn. Sn Reib uno
8lieb. Sorrebme, beSeltinsSpole
Decentralization, rno Der gtame Der
gliifliten 8rdirt iebesmaI barunter.
.gam unb bein Shas. Srmoel3l~
Iabte Der Hapa a,rs oolem SaIis unb
Luxemburger gazette. [volume] (Dubuque, Iowa) 1871-1918, 1914-12-22

langc aui Sbr @elo wurten, bis ih ra.
iiert bin?" fragte er freunolia.
r@ern," iagte Der anoere, iebr err
baut Don Der 4usiiht, 10 balo 5i iei.
Item @igentbum Su fommen.
Saint!6or rief nilrt Den Barber
sum 3eilgen oes ltebereinfommens
an. ergriff oarauf iofort Elm Sunotuh,
miifte ii6 Den Seiienihaum aus
Dem @eiiht uuo perlieB Den 9aoen.
BIS 5u ieinem 2e6ensenoe trug er
einen SoQbart.
Luxemburger gazette. [volume] (Dubuque, Iowa) 1871-1918, 1914-12-22
6inoernlunS

Goftor u. lit &eierpelelttnant. An.
l1Blih elmer Seierlitfeit wirit err iid)
in Uniform mo p%raientiert lid Damn
ieiner Trali uno ieinem b%reiidbrieen
Sodterhen. Die aleine sudt i'm crit
cine @eile san5 ernirbait on, uno
oam iagt lie: nMltthen, 0as iii bod,
gar fem rid)tiger Soloat, oas lit bod,
Der Y0p1i"
Luxemburger gazette. [volume] (Dubuque, Iowa) 1871-1918, 1914-12-22

Die ifwar5lodige Tropbetin iorIht
lanee in Den 9inien Der Snno uro
propbe5eit enolif) Dem Stabsar6t,
oen lie fir einen Sroutoifisier bait:
Sic meroen nod piele, piele Men-
ifen tooteni"
Luxemburger gazette. [volume] (Dubuque, Iowa) 1871-1918, 1914-12-22
Snmitp, Spmitnnl, &nmitu.

Sumito, Somitnmt, &mmito.
(Gine lllitige @eibnaGtSgeitif]te bon
Mtnna BON Seibe.)
.@as piiniteit on Dir, Eapa2"-
rNiht nabr. mir iagit ou's, Tapp-
6en?"-@aterle, loQ ih sir einen
nelielr Shlairod arbeiten?"-n@elt,
Bapa, oeine 9otte bari wiiien, mas
oas Gbriitfino bringen iol2"
oHaus nit euh, 8anoe!" fnitrrte
Der alte. sd mill meme Hrlbe ia.
ben. Sbereie, ifaff mir all beine
Sodter pom Salie! DDS miro ia SIT
elmer Ylnge al 10 @elegenbeiten!"
Die SSrau bes gliidlid)en Samiliens
uaters tblt rbr 0toglid,es, ibren ge.
irrengen @beberrn bon oell ausgerpad)-
ienen Wdoels 81 bcfreien, aber oa mar
wirflih nidtS 5lt mollen.
Grit als Dem Yapa ieine Yieiie
allsgegansen mar, iieBen iie elm noe.
mig lofer. Bis auf Die Siinsite, Die
Srlioe. Ger brminbaarige, ltinnpi.
ndlige Sormis eroreiitete iif ioaar,
ieinem ebrwiiroieen Batter Ole tbeuren
Streihbol5er aus5ublaien, oamit er
Die Bfeife nid)t wieoer in 9etrieb
triegte, bepor er Dem itiirmiihen Ser.
langen ieiner Sod,ter nadJeefommen
mar.
Yopa 8at6 mar inn 8rinoe ieirer
Seele Elm Shoi bon @aitmiitbigfeit,
aber bel Dem pierten 3iinobols rib
ibm bod meiB 8ott Ole 8eoulo. rgtidt
riibren fam nran iif Dor Der @eiel-
i6aitl Iaus iage if,l 9ringt
mir Shpiegeriobne, Sdnpiegeriobne,
Sfupieseriobne!! 9aB ih eud los
peroe. 9lm liebiten Dos gal,5e orittel
0useno ailf einmal! Oas Gbriirfino
friegt eS biaiger. limo i6 per5ihte
obenorein auf ieOe peitere 8abe!
gaIth." limo nit einem energiid,en
9riii oltdte err ieine Siingite beiieite.
oIber, Yafen," iagte Sruoe treu.
ber3ig lno NIT lud1enoen Spisbitben.
allgen, .iieb Oo6 einmdl ber,"-Sas
WGoel belt ieinen braunen lfrperen
3ppf bin, an oeiien guoe EN- luitiges
binmelblmies Sdleifhen hing.
,9tun ireilih, ole Hange." lodte
Ser Alte, .bll geborit nit oeinem ma.
iepeiien iiebsebn Sabren abenos um
5ebn llbr Mrgenos atoers bin, ais
ms 9ett."
Iit pieler @iirSe ulb ibrem ltum.
pien H6shen that Sr1,be, oils Oh lie
idner beleioigt lei unb perlieB in Der
Sbat boS lebbafte 9emah.
sic bate aper failm gropitGtii6 Ole
Sbiir binter iit ms ShloB se8osen,
als lie in langen Sdsen Die Sreppe 81
ibrem @ao6enitiibden em%poriprang,
ais selte es einen SeroenipaB.
@tpas grnitiges mar es alleroings
nift geraoe, mas Der rei5enoe Bad
fii6 bier nit ieiner ~frisligen Sbriit
oitf elm roia 9riefblatt mari:
.Wein fiber gofoiger 8aul!-Sd
claude mir limo nus allen Rotben tros
meines bebauerliben Mmgels on
Sabren uno 2ebenserfabrl,ng. Yapp.
den bat lid in sottlifem llnbeoadt
ielbit bineingeritten. SD er5Gble Dir
oas allies miinolif, uu0 mir befen
mtitiammen in einem lihten 4ugerl-
blid Den touiten Ylan ans. Worsen
bin ih bel Sarnp j., Su weiBt ia @e.
iheio.
.Sn ilieeenoer Gle bunoerttauieno
@riiBe uno 8iiiie pom 9einer bis in
oen Zoo getrellen
y5rmoel."
Luxemburger gazette. [volume] (Dubuque, Iowa) 1871-1918, 1914-12-22
gmdD Elm 8runS.

Gin 2anopebrmam lfrei6t benz
yShpGbii6en Werfur" ans Dem 81.
iaB: oils uniere 8ompognie uelilidl
in einem fleinen Neit I'M Wiiniter.
thai Salt maf)te, frngtc ih einen flei.
Luxemburger gazette. [volume] (Dubuque, Iowa) 1871-1918, 1914-12-22

Ntd Wlad GIi. eth SnotarersNGte6et, Der ben
Witiiondren beim unierribten bebllfIi6 IN.
Bite, perseKet bic armen SnSianer
nidDt!
Tie Wsifipudrs Der Ct. Sraueis. 9iiiiipn, O..
D, bitten ote gnten JrcnRoe Der Supiansr,
thuen bet ber Ausbrettuug oes atidles 0briii
inter ben 1tnoern Der Srairie bebililtdD an iein.
Tie SanfeHbe upter nnirrer Auiiid1t iteben.
ben Snotaney ipuhnen b~eritrsnt anf einrr Slatpe
ppn 5000 Euabratmeilen. SnfplBeoehen mhftu
BITE wtitfeudrs iuide Subtaurraebalien anittl.
lem bic bttapiat iine, ansers 81 unterri1tsn,
Setebrte purSuberetteu uip. @ac uns am met.
ten nutbtbnt, ftnb Yttttel, nm bteie Qatebsttu
Su teSahien. cbne pteie aatsn SnotaHerasbil.
leu tbnntn MIR rur lpentg errstcnen.
Cir bstsn tdaltd, tAr nnfcre @pbitndtey. 6tns
tntereNante Antdtspphiarte ~unfcrer Wltiiiuu
ptre itbem Beber pun stnem Tpiar peer mebt
BON ben Wttiipndren ais Observation-Disclosures
5usfianot. 8aben mbae man ienoen an bic
GatheIte grtntlng SO. Snbnans.
Seiua, cher btreft an Wep. SputS W"II,
e.. T.. 81. sransis. 9. Dat. sis 9rSOiton.
NebraSfa.
Luxemburger gazette. [volume] (Dubuque, Iowa) 1871-1918, 1914-12-22

men &nirpS aus Der berumItebenoer
Sduliugeno: aaleiner, men bait DIT
lieber: Die Gelttiden ooer ote Sran.
.6oieu21T Sronrpt antportet err: Die
6ran5oIen." o@arum?" fragte ih
c%ritalnt. D@eil iie unieren 2ebrcr
mitgenommen baben!"
- - -
@oriidt.
p@arum tragen Sic oern 3ipet
S6irme bel lid, Serr Erofeiior9"
ga, ieben Sic, neil i'd 10 perseBli1
bin ilnb INNER einen iteben laiie."
Luxemburger gazette. [volume] (Dubuque, Iowa) 1871-1918, 1914-12-22
yMarnidfa, graut geliebtes"

Cine W%annbeimer ,Samllie bat BON
eirtem in RuBlano fGmpfenoen Wann.
beimer Ole Childbirth zines b~unloriltl-
iten 9rieies erbulten, oen ein geian.
gener Hiiiie on ieine 9rout geifrieben
baben loQ. Der grief lautet na6 oent
oMaubeimer General In5eiger"
mortlid:
.Naruid)fa. 9ralt g~eliebtes! Sit
lid groBes Slid, oaB ih 10 quit fam
beiti6. Cont if nift oiirite lfrei.
ben an Dir, neil id) bin in Oeitides &c.
iongeitlager itno neil Oeitides guf.
iift nur loBt abgebn Srieie, mas iinb
gelhribben in ~taoeQoiem oeitiG. 8eb
81 Topen nit oas 9rief, 9ope ioa Dir
iiberieBen in riiiiig, bamit on ueritebit.
0em 0u leioer ia nidt fannit oeiti6,
neil or bit blooes HuIienmagt.
Serr fomiih lit in oeitiflano, ioll
Dir Eope iiberiesen. 3uerit limo mir
se5ogen bod, 6u Blob ourf 0orier
oeitites. Iunn Olirh Die Stdote
Oeitlhes. @ar ierr fomiih. Sober
beitide bat in ietn Sous 0reborgel,
nas aber niht sum Orebn. 0reborgel
lit ihmar5 oneeitrif,en nit meiBes @e-
bib. limo pann oeitifes pia Niiiif,
orebt nift, ionbern halt nit Die Sano
alf oos @ebiB bon Die 0reborgel.
Serr fomiih in 0eitiflnno. @enn
oeitld)er bat Snnger, freBt lid) nlht
nit De SnnO, ionoern nimmt in oas
redte Sauo fleines Sdbel, in linfe
grobe 9eib5ange. ltno wenn oeitifer
iauit, gieBt crit bin, gieBt baum Der,
neil lit 81 ounm ST laufen aiis 6la.
Idle. @ann ruiiiifes Mann rimmt
abifieo pom ruiiiihes @eib, @ann
uerpriigelt @eib ieinige nit anute.
@ann beitid)es Damn nimmt Abibieo
pom beitihes @eib, beiBt ihr in ben
Wtun0. 0eitihes Wtann lit iebr gruu.
lam, pero ih audi perIuhen nedItes.
mai, nenn if mem Ibidpieo BON Dir,
Wariihfa. 9raut geliebtes.
Sorlaltftg nj meltlg IuslId)t mr. 81
nemmen @bihieD bel sir. Sit ih in
Sauptituot BON 9eitihlanos ais Sc
fangerer. Sauptitaot bon Seitih.
lauo beiBt iih 9ebberis. 3annit on
iagen Dem Yope, oaB Yope iid bat &C.
irrt. Sauptitaot beiBt niht Berlin,
iB iid aberglaube, hat mir gefange-
mes fran5oiiidles &amerao ielbit &c.
iagt. Sebberis lit lid Sauptitaot
bon EreiBen. Yope iol peiteriaeen,
banrit, menn mieoer General Siebt
nad YreiB, ioa nidt maridieren
ai,i5u Berlin ionbern nni5u Deb.
beriB.
9ebbe mobl, Waruihfa, 9railt ge.
licbte$. llnb glib Oas quite Gaeiar, oas
brape SunOepieb, fiinfun05pan5ig
ShlGge nit oas groBe Stod, banii
Sunoepieb mid niht permiBt. sllif
OIL lei irurig gegriBt bon oein treies.
Span, 8oiaf, g%eiangeues.
Sreiien lit iid ierr gut.
Luxemburger gazette. [volume] (Dubuque, Iowa) 1871-1918, 1914-12-22

gen oeiner Sufen einen @ummi.
ldnrb; es maren nobl mebrere @ino-
itobe?"
y y ~
Eeiiimis
Sfulinipeftor: User limo oeuu Ole
geIten in Sbrer alaiie?"
Sebrer: rIdL Serr Sdulinipeftor,
Bette limo gar nif)t oarin!"
= y -
Seltiamer GriDlg.
Salsberr (oer aus 8eiunobeits-
riifiif)ten Sol5 idgt): y0onnerpetter,
Ous lit aber cine Irbeit, Die marm
matJt-iogar oaS thermometer bier
I'M 3immer lit INN einige @raoe ge-
Itiegen!"
MifperitGnSnif.
ar5t (5ur 6ral zines Yatienten):
Sem Curt gefaQt mir nid)t."
Srau: rYtir ihon ieit 5ebn Sobren
nift, Serr 0oltor."
- y -
Simmer Sadmann.
Sufti6iiier: n@er lit oenn Die
Hieienomne?"
Die fennen Sic ni6t? Sas lit ia
Die 6rail oes a~oaegen Yrogelifp."
p0onnerpetter = fiibrt Der gal.
laitl"
On iiebt mans Wieoer mai.
o&ef]tsampalt Munter iii nod I'M.
mer leoig."
nSa, oa iiebt mans mieoer nal:
Die Hette ituoieren lit leidter als Die
Hed)te 5u finoen."
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Sernfsmdkig.
@attin (eines Ebotograpbem :
.Wama reiit morgen bier ourh; lie
bittet I'M Iufnabme mir cine Hudt."
8atte: rSoffentli6 bleibt's bel
elmer Observation-Disclosures"
y ~ -
Ger @ergieid.
Ger jail BON Waubeuge" (oer
Serr ipra6 oas @ort, mie es geidrie-
BEN miro) 80.
oMoboi6 beiBt's unO net Iau-
beltge!"
.@ie beiBt's2"
.Ioboi6i"
.0umm's @eidpabl Maubellge
beiBt's ulO net Woboid). Man iagt
bod audi &niebeuge unO net anie-
boi6!"
Gingegangen.
Der beriibmte frun5oliife 0idter
Saint Sor ltedte tros ieines enormen
ginfommenS INNER in Shuloen;
zines cages MN iaB er beim Barber,
Inn lid raiieren 81 laiien. gineeieiit
mar er idon, oa oiinete lid oie Sbiir
oes Saoens unb lem erbitteriter @ldil.
bigger trat elm, Der md ioiort inIGrger.
lifem Gone lem 8elo BON linn per.
longte. Ger 0ihter bat i'm rubig,
ibm bod feline S5ene 5u MAIDEN.
n@oaen Sic niht penigitens 10
Luxemburger gazette. [volume] (Dubuque, Iowa) 1871-1918, 1914-12-22
@eridieoene @irfnng.

.@as b1ltit bl pom Sabafrau.
hen2"
.Vtif berubist eS. wenl i6 ran.
de; aber meme 6rau miro pilo oa.
ppn."
Luxemburger gazette. [volume] (Dubuque, Iowa) 1871-1918, 1914-12-22
Seltiamer Griols.

Sausberr (oer aus @elunObeits=
rilfiiften Sol5 idgt): y0onnerpetter,
oas lit aber cine arbeit, Die parm
madJt-Iogar oas thermometer bier
I'M 3immer lit INN einige @raoe ge-
Itiegen!"