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The Breckenridge news. (Cloverport, Ky.) 1876-1955, 1914-08-05

One way to remove habitual consti-
patton is to take regularly mild laxa-
tive. Doan's Regulets are recommend
ed for this purpose. 25c box at all
drug stores.
The Breckenridge news. (Cloverport, Ky.) 1876-1955, 1914-08-05
Can't Miss An Issue.

Mr.. Babbage closed you will
find 90 cents for which please send me
the News. wanted to get my sub.
scription in early so won't miss copy.
| couldn't be without the News. Yours
truly, Cliff Davis, lryington, Ky.
The Breckenridge news. (Cloverport, Ky.) 1876-1955, 1914-08-05
Gibson has butter mold with two CAL
leaves and two acorns
How 70 Cure a Sprain.

A sprain may be cured in about one
third the time required by the usual
treatment by applying Chambsrlain's
Llniment and observing the directions
with each bottle. For sale by all deal
ers.
The Breckenridge news. (Cloverport, Ky.) 1876-1955, 1914-08-05

For earaohe, toothache, pains, burns,
scalds, sore throat, try DR.. Thomas
Eclectic Oil, splendid remedy for
emergencies.
The Breckenridge news. (Cloverport, Ky.) 1876-1955, 1914-08-05
Twin Oaks At Irvington.

Twin oaks" is the name of the
The Raymer enterprise., 1914-07-16
Sporting instinct Aroused.

The street-corner orator had gath.
cred around him q group OF urchins.
Why they listened so attt4lively he
didn't understand: nor probably did
they know themselves. Simply moth.
ing doing. But the orator took full
advantage Of his opportunity and de.
liyered an improving lecture on the
value Of kindness to dumb animals. At
the end he sought for some illustra.
tion to point the moral and adorn the
tale. 1t was there at hand. Across
the way walked lady, leading two
little dogs In leash. The one was black
and the other white. Now" exclaimed
the tub-thumper. after what | have
said. supposing those two dear little
dogs were to start fighting. what
would be the first thing you would
do?" No answer came at first; but
one little arab turned to look at the
dogs critically and thoughtfully. well
guy'nor,' he answered. at last, Il fink
I'd ave tuppence on the little black
'un."
The Raymer enterprise., 1914-07-16
Real Tragedy Of the Stage.

A beautiful actress, Fraulein Oar
mer, was killed by accident recently,
while playing at the Theater OF Va.
rieties at Berne. Switzerland. The last
act OF the comedy. The Pride OF the
Third Company" was coming to an
end when Franlein Darmer fell
through defective stage trap to a
distance Of six feet and fractured her
skull The actress was carried uncon.
sclous to her room and a doctor was
In prompt attendance, but the case
was beyond his help. and as the cur.
tain fell on the comedy on the stage
the girl died. Neither the members OF
the company who took the final call"
nor the public. who wondered why the
actress did not appear. had the slight.
est idea of the tragedy that had oc.
CURED behind the scenes.
The Raymer enterprise., 1914-07-16
ITCHING SALT RHEUM

Oxford. Mont. My salt rheum
started with little white pimples.
When l scratched they would burn
and itch and later on they would fill
up. break and spread and get red all
around. 1t clme on my thigh. When
the pimples broke. Just enough fluid
ran out to form scales. 1t seemed
to enlarge the sores and they felt like
saw-teeth when my clothing rubbed
over them. l underwent q treatment
for quite while but got no relief.
In fact | got worse. l was getting 30
that 1t troubled me very much, as It
got 30 ! hated to move my limb for
fear to crack open the sores which
covered my left limb from my hip to
my ankle. The sores were from the
size OF pea to the size of silver
dollar.
Il got a cake Of Cuticura Soap and
a box OF Cuticura Ointment. The very
first treatment gave me ease and from
then on with every treatment | could
see a change. Four weeks from the
time started with the Cuticura Soap
and Ointment was entirely we'll with
out a scar" (Signed) F. L Layton,
Apr. 80, 1914.
Cuticura Soap and Ointment sold
throughout the world. Sample Of each
free,with 32-p. Skin Book. Address post.
card "Cuticura. Dept. l., Boston. n."-Adv.
The Raymer enterprise., 1914-07-16
WRONG BREAKFAST.
Change Gave Rugged Health.

Many persons think that for
strength. they must begin the day
with a breakfast OF meat and other
heavy foods. This is a mistake as
anyone can easily discover for him
self.
A w. Va. carpenters experience
may benefit others. He writes:
Il used to be very heavy break
fast eater but finally Indigestion
caused me such distress, | became
afraid to eat anything.
My wife suggested trial Of Grape
Nuts and as | had to eat something
or starye. ! concluded to take her
advice. She fixed me up a dish and
l remarked at the time that the quail.
ity was all right, but the quantity was
too SMALL wanted a saucerful.
But she said q small amount Of
Grape-Nuts went long way and that
! must eat 1t according to directions.
So l started in with Grape-Nuts and
cream, two soft boiled eggs and some
crisp toast for breakfast.
Il cut out meats and lot of other
stuff | had been used to eating all
my life and was gratified to see that
l was getting better right along. ]
concluded had struck the right thing
and stuck to 1t. l had not only been
eating improper food. but too much.
Il was working at the carpenters
trade at that time and thought that
unless l had hearty breakfast with
plenty Of meat. would play out be-
fore dinner. But after q few days Of
my new breakfast" I found I could
do more work, felt better in every
way, and now am not bothered with
indigestion"
Name given by Postum Co., Battle
Greek, Mich. Read The Road to Well
yille," In pkgs. There's q Reason" !"
Ever read the shove letters A new
one appears from time 10 tlme. They
are genuine, truss aad full Of human
interest.
The Raymer enterprise., 1914-07-16

20 poorly that my folks thought was
going into consumption. One day !
found piece of paper blowing around
the yard and picked it up and read It.
It said Saved. from the Grave, and
told what Lydia E. Pinkham's Vegeta-
BILE Compound has done for women. ]
showed it to my husband and be said,
why don't you try it?' So did, and
after ! had taken two bottles felt
better and said to my husband, I don't
need any more and he said You had
better take it q little longer anyway.
So took it for three months and got
well and strong. Mrs. ALoNzo E.
BAKER, 9 Tecumseh St, Adrian, Mich.
Not Well Enough to Work.
In these words is hidden the tragedy
of many a woman, housekeeper or wage
Garner who supports herself and is often
helping to support family, on meagre
wages. Whether in house, Office, fac
tory, shop, store or kitchen, woman
should remember that there is one tried
and true remedy for the ills to which all
women are prone, and that Is Lydia E.
Pinkham's Vegetable Compound It
promotes that vigor which makes work
easy. = The Lydia E. Pinkham Medicine
Co., Lynn, Mass.
The Raymer enterprise., 1914-07-16
Modern Greek.

A stranger came into our Office and
graciously offered US some fruit which
he said he purchased downstairs In
the Greek grocery store. We asked
him what Greek grocery, and he said
the one right under US, in Holpos'
place. We have been here some time
and knew nobody Of hat name. and
to satisfy our curiosity we went down.
stairs to have a look.
Sure enough, there was what did
look like "Holpos" on the end of the
awning. at least there were the let.
ters H @ l. P o s" standing out in
bold relief. We have learned since
that 1t is an abbreviation used by
the store which, when translated.
means Highest quality, lowest prices.
our standard" To the average read
er it's all Greek and would easily
pass for Hellenic name.-Quincy
Ledger.
The Raymer enterprise., 1914-07-16
AW0KE THE HUNTER INSTINCT
Alert Traveller Evidently Imagined
Providence Had Thrown "Game"
Within His Reach.

Gilbert Parker. the English author,
tells OF an English gentleman, who re-
Gently came to this country to visit
some friends in California. In COM
mon with most travellers he supposed
game was plentiful everywhere in that
state. SO he carried with him the nec-
essary guns and ammunition.
As his train neared San Bernard
ino-just before making the noun
tain climb-thete was delay. Sew
eral hours passed. and still the train
remained stationary; and our traveller
friend grew restive, and sought the
porter of the Pullman car to ascertain
the cause OF thet delay.
1T seems that In mounting the
gradea freight train had broken apart,
the rear portion having descended the
grade and blocked the track. The por-
ter informed him of the accident to
the freight train. and said, There is
caboose on the track
Immediately the hunter instinct
was awakened; Fastening to his berth.
he procured his gun and started for
the door saying:
Show 1t to me! Show it to me!'"
The Raymer enterprise., 1914-07-16
GRAIN TO STOP GOLD OUTFLOW.
Expect 100000 Bushels viii Be
Sent to European Nations.

Washington. - Gold shipments to
Europe are practically at an end for
this year. in the opinion OF George E.
Roberts. director of the mint.
Recently, Roberts said the excellent
grain crop In this country. coupled
with the bad crop conditions in Eu-
rope, would soon swing the balance OF
trade back toward the United States
and check the outward movement OF
gold
This prediction was realized and the
exchange rate had fallen to a point
where the further expectation OF gold
would be Improbable. and II seems
unlikely that Paris viii make further
inroads upon the United States sup.
ply Ct gold.
July ard August promise to be rec
ord months for wheat expectations. st.
Louis, Kansas City and Chicago have
reported great sales of wheat to be
exported. Engagements for September
and October are also reported. 1t Is
estimated that at least $1,000. 900 bush.
els OF winter wheat will be exported
this month and next.
The Raymer enterprise., 1914-07-16
A Fish Story.

The inns OF dear old England are
picturesque said Richard lie Gal
lienne, on his return from abroad. but
the food they serve Is something ter
hible.
After visit to Blenheim palace
entered an inn In the quaint village Of
Woodstock. As lunched-or tried to
lunch-my landlord said to me:
!" The great dook OF Marlborough
once sat in that chair you're settin'
In, sir
Is that so2' said I.
And the dook once drunk is beer
out O. that same mug you're a-drinkin
out Of
So And bet said I, I bet he refused
to eat this fish, too. Well, take 1t away,
my man. don't want 1t. either"
The Raymer enterprise., 1914-07-16
FURNISHED BOND OF AMITY
Discounted "Good Samaritan" the Un.
willing Means Of Bringing Rival
Humorists Together.

Once upon a time two humorists
dwelt In the sane small town and both
contributed to the Sunday Star. As
was but natural. they became wildly
jealous OF each other. and when one
would win a little more prominence
than his fellow the other would have
seven kinds OF fits. Your Pleasant
Valley Items give me a pain!" quoth
one. Your prose rhymes make me
Ill" retorted the other. As they were
about to come to blows there ap.
peared on the scene Good Samaritan,
and to him they appealed. Which Of
US is the funnier?" they asked. Meth
er!" was the prompt reply. You are
both as unfunny as wart hogs. and as
tiresome as trip across the Sahara"
Thereat they both set upon the gen.
tleman from Samaria and beat him
fun sore, and dwelt together in amity
forever after.
Moral: From this we should learn
that while humorists delight In quar-.
reling among themselves, they fire.
quently resent criticism from outsid-
ers.-Kansas City Star.
The Raymer enterprise., 1914-07-16
HOW HE TURNED THE TRICK
After This, Mr.. MordIcaI Hammerfest
Must Be Credited With Knowing
4 Thing or Two.

Mrs. Mordecai Hammerfest turned
pale as her husband entered the din.
ing-room for breakfast.
"Mordy!" she gasped. DO you
don't you feel well?"
Perfectly he replied in seeming
surprise.
"But-but, are you In your-your
underduds!"
Tell nme something I don't know.
Pass the butter. please" said Mr..
Hammerfest.
She passed the butter, remarking
nervously: But, Mordy. dear, as you
came in | saw you didn't have any
shoes on"
We'll, what of it. Your hair Is In
curl papers. isn't it,"
"Why-y-yes."
And you have on 8 wrapper,
haven't you''
Yes"
Very well. then"
And he went on eating his break.
fast In silence except when he asked
her to pass the butter. Then he went
upstairs and finished dressing. and the
next morning and on succeeding mora
ings she reported for breakfast In reg.
ular clothes.
The Raymer enterprise., 1914-07-16
HOME TRADE is $40. .ooo, ,ooo, 900.
Secretary RedfieId Plans Stimulation
of Export Trade.

Washington. - Although world
leader in the interchange of products
among It's own people, the United
States foreign trade Is far short OF It's
immediate possibilities. Such is the
conclusion OF officials OF the Depart.
ment Of Commerce after a study OF the
statistical abstract OF the United
States for 1919 American home trade
at present is estimated at about siO..
0o9.DQ0.0OO, which is equal to the inter.
national exchanges OF the world and
approximately ten times the value OF its
own foreign trade, now valued at ST..
00G.000,010.
The abstract shows that the present
American export trade OF S2,5O0 COO.
00n represents about s25 per capita.
a per capita basis equal to that OF
Argentina, It says. would raise AmerI
con export power to $4,000 900 600 and
one equal TO that OF Belgium would
bring its exports to $4,000. 100000
year, while it, aggregate OF foreign
trade, when upon a per capita basis as
large as Canada's would be consider.
ably over sl3,O0O0O0.oo0.
The United States commercial now.
CT and Its strong international power
Is further emphasized In the abstract.
II shows that the United States, with
25S,o00 miles Of railway, possesses
one-tlfird OF the worlds total. 1t leads
In the mileage Of its telegraph lines,
performs more than one-third of the
worlds mail service on its own routes.
while its public debt of 81 900 900 900
Is less than that OF Italy, Austria Hun.
gary, Spain, Germany, Australia,
Japan, Great Britain and is less than
one-siNth that of France and one.
fourth that OF Russia.
In the period since 1870 farm prod.
ucts rose in value from $4,000 900. 900,
TO si0.000,000,000 a year: the coal out.
put from less than 30,O00,00O to 500.
100000 long tons; copper from 81, 800
To 100000 tons; pig iron from 1000.
900 to 3l.0G0,000 tons; petroluem from
a.t,0b0000 to $3.50. .00O.0 900 gallons. and
manufacturers from $4,000 900 900 TO
over $2600O,0ON.O0O.
The Raymer enterprise., 1914-07-16
A Rough Road.

MY dear SIR said the philosopher.
when we look about us and see the
troubles that afflict other people, we
ought to rejoice that our own paths
through life are made smooth"
Your path may be smooth" sighed
the pesslmist, "but a laundering biz
steam roller would have to make a
great many trips over mine before
the bumps in 1t were pressed out"
The Raymer enterprise., 1914-07-16
Ingenious Smuggling Device.

A museum of eriminology has been
founded in Paris by NJ. Charles Perch
ard, formerly chief of the police An.
archist brigade. Among its curious
contents are hollow wax baby which
was used to smuggle brandy into
Paris, A woman carried a baby into
the city every day. but as it never
grew any bigger the authorities ex-
amined II and discovered the fraud.
The Raymer enterprise., 1914-07-16
Suspicious. 8.

TOO bad Jinx and his wife don't
get along well together
why, | always understood that they
were an ideal couple
so did I, but they must have had
dreadful scrap before he started for
work this morning"
Did he have a black eye2"
mo, but he stopped in when we
were on our way home and bought her
ftye.pound box of candy"
The Raymer enterprise., 1914-07-16
White House Rose Garden.

The rose garden that Mrs. Wood.
row Wilson had planted at the White
House is said to be quite equal to
others that she planned at Princeton
and other places where she has lived.
She and her daughters have spent
much time, not only in experimenting
the work of the rose garden, but In
actually working In 1t.
The Raymer enterprise., 1914-07-16
No Kick Coming From Mule.

is that your mule?" asked the man
going fishing.
"fassir,' said the colored man, who
was sitting on log by the road.
Does he kick"
Deed, mistuh, he. amt got no cause
to kick. He's gittin' his own way
right along, I'm de one dats havin'
de worry an difficulty"
The Raymer enterprise., 1914-07-16
Marriage Causes False Fire Alarm.

Seven minutes OF blasts from the
whistle OF the Passaic Metalware com.
pany, in honor Of the marriage of the
daughter OF the superintendent, re-
Gently turned out five volunteer fire
departments. The fog made the whis.
tie audible In Rutherford. Nutley,
Belleyille, Garfield and Clifton and the
firemen rushed to headquarters at the
alarm.
1t took half an hour to determine
where the whistling came from. The
wedding which caused the commotion
united Miss Sallie Karp, PIT Brook
avenue. Passaic, to Michael +. Ber-
nan.-New York Mail.
The Raymer enterprise., 1914-07-16
An ApposIte Choice.

Bishop Evans Tyree at a dinner in
Nashville was asked II he had any
idea Of preaching on the new fashions
the backless evening gown, slashed
skirt and SO forth.
NO" said the bishop; such an Idea
has not occurred to me. II, however. l
should preach on the new fashions l
would assuredly choose my text from
Revelation
The Raymer enterprise., 1914-07-16
Our Statesmen.

Ambrose Bieree, the brilliant satir.
list, gave, at dinner In Washington, a
few political definitions.
"A conservative" said Mr.. Bierce,
rs a statesman who is enamored OF
existing evils, while a radical would
replace them with others"
The Raymer enterprise., 1914-07-16
RaIirosd Spends ss6s, ,se7, ,s51 Weary

Hat'roau oPehus $oo5,SST,o5I YeafIy
Washington.-During the six fiscal
years 1908 to 1918. Inclusive, the steam
railways of the United States Of class
/ invested in their roads and equip
ment cashto the amount Of s4.010. 0.3S5..
3ps. Railways Of class |, so designat.
ed by the Interstate Commerce Com.
mission, are those with annual operat.
ing revenues OF more than sl,000.o0o.
They include about 90 per cent Of the
mileage receive more than 80 per cent
of the revenues, and handle more than
9s per cent of the traffic. This is at
the rate OF sGGS,39755l a year.
The Raymer enterprise., 1914-07-16
Bless the Ladies'.

"0ur congressional committee heard
30 ladies in two hours. That many
men could have kept US listening for
several days"
That shows that women can trans
act public business But how did
they manage to crowd 30 speeches
into two hours?"
"Oh, they spoke three and four at
a time. Kansas City Journal.
The Raymer enterprise., 1914-07-16
Not So Much to Blame.

Il didn't know you were so acccm-
plished a linguist," he remarked as he
glanced at the paper she was reading.
Il don't make any pretentions in
that direction" she answered.
But that Is Russian newspaper
you have picked up"
why, SO 1t is" she answered In sur.
prise. Il thought 1t was a dialect
story"
The Raymer enterprise., 1914-07-16
His Wish.

She tdnring the quarreD-I only
married you to spite Fred Johnson.
He truefully1-I wish to heaven
you'd married Fred Johnson to spite
me.
The Raymer enterprise., 1914-07-16
Going Him One Better.

An English bishop, offering an or.
ange to little child, remarked, sweet
ly:
Now, my little man. I shall give
you this orange II you tell me where
God is."
My lord" answered the child. son
Of a clergyman, I'll give you two
oranges II you'll tell me where he
Is not"
The Raymer enterprise., 1914-07-16
Oh, That Way!

ITS such silly superstition to be
always picking up pins!"
You may call it superstition If
You wish, but ! know chap who
makes about So week by doing it,
How can a fellow gather that
manya"
He works in a bowling alley
Judge.
The Raymer enterprise., 1914-07-16
No Relief.

Did you send away that ill.tem.
pered, growing dog to the pound?"
Yes, but 1t doesn't help things
much, | can't send my husband there,
too"
The Raymer enterprise., 1914-07-16
Save the Babies.

MEANT M nc something ghfu We can hardly lis ta
nearly onequastr, die bee they yesr; tseve
they I fifteen =
We do hesitate ay timely use Of Casa would sve
majority OF these precious ves Neither hesitate TO
e these infanle deaths are ooconsd E the q naco
more or Les opium Or morphine They h ooade qun
to congsons ckn DEATH operates sxacty tie rs7se but
must that bears the signature d Nsher Cees
causes the blood to circulate properly, opens the
pores Of the skin and alays fever. - NJ <<~
The Raymer enterprise., 1914-07-16
A Woman's Qpinlnn

Mistress-Hayen't you any refer
ences?
Maid-l have, but they're like my
photographs-none of them do me
Justice.
The Raymer enterprise., 1914-07-16
That's Settled.

Bobble (who has been sent over for
the fifth time to find out how Mrs.
Brown isl-All right. ma: she's dead.
The Raymer enterprise., 1914-07-16
EARN AN EASY DOLLAR Isa' S"I taioq.ao lsI Dsn,

A street car runs twice as fast when
you are trying to catch 1t as 1t does
after you have caught IL.
The Raymer enterprise., 1914-07-16
LADIES cANwEARsunrs

One sine smaller after using Aliens Foot Ease the
Anliseptc powder To be shaken into the shoes. IL
makes tight or new shoes feel easy. Just the thing
for Dancing Refuse snbttitates. For FREE trial
package, address Allen 5. olnisted Leroy. N. Z.
The Raymer enterprise., 1914-07-16

Smile on wash day. That's when YOU use
Red Cross Bag Blue. Clothes winter than
snow. All grocers. Adv.
The Raymer enterprise., 1914-07-16

Somehow the man who attends
strictly to his own business never ac.
quires reputation as an entertaining
cOnyersationalist
The Raymer enterprise., 1914-07-16

However. a girl never breaks into
the spinster class until she gets angry
when called one.
The Raymer enterprise., 1914-07-16
Rotation Of Tools.
,arden will be late"

Your garden will be late"
I'm afraid SO: but you see the
Bradleys are still using Folsom's
spade and hoe. Boston Transcript
The Raymer enterprise., 1914-07-16

YOUR OWN DRUGGIST WILL TELL. You
Try Murine Eye Remedy for Red. Weak watery
Eyes and Granuated Eyelids; No Sma rtInyg
Just Eye Comfort. Write for Book of the I've
BY mail Free. Murine Eye Remedy Co.. Chicago
The Raymer enterprise., 1914-07-16

Only fool man would think OF
Judging q woman's cooking by the
apologies she makes for 1t
The Raymer enterprise., 1914-07-16
Both Imposed Upon.

Deserted Wife telling grocer her
troubles) And ! trusted him so.
Grocer-Confound it, So did |.
The Raymer enterprise., 1914-07-16

A woman loves man In proportion
to his ability to make her angry.
The Raymer enterprise., 1914-07-16
COULD NOT
STAND ON FEET
Mrs. Baker So Weak Could
Not Do Her Work Found
Relief In Novel W..
Adrian, Mich. ~" / suffered terribly
with female weakness and bsckache and

got 20 weak Wet !
could hardly do my
work. Wh en- I
washed my dishes ]
had to sit dewn and
when / would sweep
the floor ] would get
90 weak that / would
have to get 9 drink
every few minutes,
and before | did my
busting Iwould have
to lie down. ! got
The Raymer enterprise., 1914-07-16

Red Cross Bag Blue. much better. goes
farther than liquid blue Get from any
grocer Adv.
The Washington times., 1914-04-18
BAPTIST CHURCHES
. IN SPRING SESSION
ne Rev. J. E. Briggs Speaks on
my Debts" at Enthusiastic
Meeting.

he second spring session of the CO.
ubia Association of Baptist Churches.
ID on Thursday in the Maryland Ave-
re Church. was one of the most sue
ssfuI in the history of the organiza-
IN.
The chief sermon was preached by
= Rev John f. Briggs, pastor OF the
eth Baptist Church, whose subject
IS MY Debts" 1t was a missionary
mon, based on the quotation of the
Z Dostle Paul, Il am a debtor both to
e Greeks and the barbarians."
Tho afternoon meeting was opened
It'll devotionals led by the Rev. Owen
LLOYD. The Rev. DR.. S. H. Green
oke on The Place of the Prayer
citing in the Church Life"
This was followed by general dis
lssion. After another devotional ser
&c. directed by the Rev. A. K. Stoke
and. the Rev. Hinson V. Hewlett
0oke or Methods OF Evangelism"
4 song service, led by Percy s. Fos-
T. opened the evening meeting, and
minute addresses were then made
y the membrs OF TIE missionary COM
aittee of the association.
The annual meeting " the association
III be held the second week of Noyem-
ct.