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River Falls journal. [volume] (River Falls, Pierce County, Wis.) 1872-2019, 1914-05-07
SAVE A LITTLE.
A Bank Account Is Better Than Show
That Keeps One Broke.

That Keeps One Broke.
1t is quite possible that the Ameri-
can family is too optimistic. 1t is al
ways going to have a larger income
next year or in five years. 1t desires
to keep up in social matters with the
people next door or farther I'D the
street. 1t buys pianos or motorcars or
encyclopedias on monthly payments,
but in most cases put no monthly in
stallment III the savings bank. It has
no margin of security.
How much better it is to have a mar
gin of resources than to be living con-
tinually on the ragged edge of nothing
as many of Us do just because we are
such devotees Of the god Of appear
anceS.
While the high cost of living is one
Of the live topics of the day, a note of
warning should be sounded-a warning
against extravaganza, a suggestion that
every family make a deposit in the
savings bank each month. The flu
ture happiness and prosperity of the
average American family depend upon
the proper adjustment of income and
expenditure. 1t is not what a man
earns, but what he and his family
ave, that counts in determining the
ultimate success or failure of his life
from a material standpoint.-T. D. Nc
GregOr's Talks on Thrift"
River Falls journal. [volume] (River Falls, Pierce County, Wis.) 1872-2019, 1914-05-07
TWO HUSBANDS.
A Humorous View of the English and
American Business Brands.

A Humorous View of the English and
American Business Brands.
In the American Magazine James
Montgomery Flagg writes humorously
about husbands. Following is an *
tract from what he has to say about
the American business husband:
This animal is very popular and
justly so. He comes in a variety Of
colors, white, tan, deep red, notified,
brown. and sometimes green. The
white variety is generally desired.
There is no animal known that will
take the amount of abuse and neglect
that this one does, and still be devOt-
ed and affectionate. Hence his popu-
larity. They are limited in intelligence,
their thought being the collecting
of money. They will thrive on almost
anything-scraps at the table, a few
hot words o. anything lying around
the room that comes handy"
Of the English husband be says:
'"The march of the centuries has
made no change in this sturdy animal.
Their love of hunting and killing is
perhaps LuC1I mOSL OuuCdIluS Qud14LJs
They will never distress you by COM
ing home bleeding or mangled as they
do not attack animals of their own
size. They will eat anything except
real food properly cooked. This is
technically known as patriotism. Fan
ciers in England claim preposterous
human qualities for them, but this
may be laid down to native enthusi-
aSm.
applications Of arnica are excel
lent for bruises"
River Falls journal. [volume] (River Falls, Pierce County, Wis.) 1872-2019, 1914-05-07
"EuH Many a Flower"

Aunt Indy had brought around her
three grandchildren for her mistress
to see. The three little darkies, in cali
co smocks, stood squirming in line
while Indy proudly surveyed them.
What are their names, Lindy?" her
mistress asked.
"Dey's name after flowers, ma'am.
All name 'em. De bigges' ones name
Gladiola. De mex one. she name He'll
otrope."
Those are very pretty" her mis-
tress said. What is the littlest n
named?"
"She name Arthuficial, ma'am."-
New York Post.
River Falls journal. [volume] (River Falls, Pierce County, Wis.) 1872-2019, 1914-05-07
Strained,

They were discussing Bessie's we'd
ding.
Usually it is the bridegroom who is
nervous, while the bride is self pos
sessed," commented one of the brides
maids, "but Bessie's voice sounded as
though she were frightened. 1t sound
ed rather strained
"Oh, there's a reason for that" ex-
planned one of the ushers. You see,
she was talking through her veilr'-
Lippincott's.
River Falls journal. [volume] (River Falls, Pierce County, Wis.) 1872-2019, 1914-05-07
And +o Snare.

Mrs. Alden has five children. If
there were seven more. how many
hildren would Mrs. Alden have?"
Several hands were raised.
Anna may tell u.s." said teacher.
How many children would she have.
Anna?'
"Enough.'-New York Post.
River Falls journal. [volume] (River Falls, Pierce County, Wis.) 1872-2019, 1914-05-07
Unreasonable.

Mrs. Henrypeck docking up from
her readingi-This writer says that the
widows make the best wives. Mr..
Henrypeck But really, my dear. you
can hardly expect me to die just in
order to make a good wife of you.-
Stray Stories.
River Falls journal. [volume] (River Falls, Pierce County, Wis.) 1872-2019, 1914-05-07
Iono MINDED,

Don't you enjoy hearing your wife
discuss questions of the hour?"
when Henrietta discusses any
thing" replied Mr.. Meekton. lit is not
a question of the hour. 1t is a ques-
ton Of several hours."-Washington
Star.
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SLOW Death.

In a certain literary club years ago
one of the members. in proposing the
name of q candidate for membership,
mentioned among his qualifications
that he could speak several dead Ian
guages. To this an opponent replied
that be never heard the gentleman in
question speak but n language and
he murdered that as he went along
San Antonio Express.
River Falls journal. [volume] (River Falls, Pierce County, Wis.) 1872-2019, 1914-05-07
Another Surnrise.

Cholly-And was my present a sur
prise to your sister? Willie-You bet!
Sis said she lever thought you'd send
her anything so cheap.-Boston Trans
rript.
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The Last Word.

Il wouldn't mind my wife's having
he last word" said Mr.. Henpeck. IF
he woul cnly hurry up and get to
~" -Iippincott's.
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Get IT.

so you demanded an apology. Well.
and what ~happened:"
The supply wasn't equal to the de
tnalld.' -Boston Transcript.
River Falls journal. [volume] (River Falls, Pierce County, Wis.) 1872-2019, 1914-05-07
Too Cheap.

"Majolica pitcher brings $685. in
sale" read Mrs. Fan.
"Huh.' sneered Mr.. Fan. He can't
be much of a player."-Buffalo Ex-
press.
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Knew Him.

Howard-A fool and his money are
soon parted. Mrs. Howard tclapping
Der handsl-Oh. Jonn. How much are
you going to give me!--Lfe.
River Falls journal. [volume] (River Falls, Pierce County, Wis.) 1872-2019, 1914-05-07

The universe is not rich enough to
buy the vote of an honest man.-GEeg-
DRY.
River Falls journal. [volume] (River Falls, Pierce County, Wis.) 1872-2019, 1914-05-07

Manners carry the world for a mo-
ment. character for i'll time.
River Falls journal. [volume] (River Falls, Pierce County, Wis.) 1872-2019, 1914-05-07
NORMAL SCHOOL
SUMMER SESSION

Inc summer SchOOI session OIL
the River Falls Normal school will
open June %. Following are some
items of interest concerning the
coming session:
APPEALS STRONGLY TO TEACHERS.
Because it opens at The best time,
June %.
Because it gives ample vacation,
closing July 81.
Because of the natural beauty of
River Falls: Water falls OF the Kin
nickinnic; the wooded hills near by;
the head of nine valleys; fine public
park; public tennis courts.
Because of the beautiful lawns
and homes.
Because the expenses are low, $40
to $35 for the term. Only one fee,
S. 90. Free text books.
A STRONG FACULTY.
Nearly all the regular faculty re-
main.
Other strong teachers chosen.
Faculty of Agricultural school re-
mains.
Teachers of Manual Training and
Domestic Science offer all courses
of those departments.
All professional courses, as we'll
as all certificate subjects, will be
taught.
OFFERS WORK FOR ALL CERTIFICATES.
Third grade certificates and re-
newal.
Second grade certificate and re-
newal.
First grade certificate and renew
al.
Rural course certificate.
Diploma and state license.
EMPHASIZES SPECIAL DEPARTMENTS.
Primary department.
Grammar grade department.
High school department.
Department Of agriculture.
Rural school department.
PROVIDES WORK FOR ALL.
Graduates of country schools.
Graduates of eighth grades.
Graduates of high schools.
All in ninth grade or above.
Graduates of normal schools and
colleges.
REACHES TEACHERS OF EXPERIENCE.
Many principals of consolidated
and state graded schools.
Many teachers of city schools.
Many t e a c h e r S of industrial
branches. such as agriculture,
ual training and domestic science.
Many teachers Of rural schools.
Several teachers and principals
of high schools.
MEETS NEEDS OF ALL.
Those preparing for some form
of certificate.
Those completing some course of
study.
Those making up college or nor
NAL school work.
Those making up high school
subjects.
Those making credits toward
graduation.
UNUSUAL FEATURES.
Class excursions in the school
auto to fiue farms in Wisconsin and
Minnesota.
Big excursions to ST. Paul for the
meetings of the National Education
al Association as part of the work.
Organized fishing parties, picnics
and excursions Saturdays. A week
of Chautauqua.
Lectures by noted men and ON
on their way to and from the Ma
tional Educational Association.
Observation and practice teach.
ing.
NOTES.
Secure boarding place after ar
rival or ask US TO engage a place
for you.
Kindly write US for further infOr-
nation.
Leahet No. 2 gives a synopsis of
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NOTES.

Secure boarding place after ar
rival or ask US TO engage a place
for you.
Kindly write us for further infor-
nation.
Leafet No. 2 gives a synopsis of
all courses.
Address Prin. w. S. Welles or
President ]. w. Crabtree, River
Falls, Wisconsin.
The evening world., 1914-04-14

make such appropriation for the up
State Commission that II can under
take tho work of physical valuation
OF the company's property for the
purpose of rate making.
I'VE suggest that the Governor in
his message to tho special session Of
the Log stature next month call spe-
cial attention to tho case. 30 that the
appropriation for the commission may
take In the New York City situation.
I think that the city government will
make representations to the Governor
TO that effect"
Chairman Van santvoord. Of the
Commission. said: From the Mayor
and Mr.. McAneny we obtained the
clear idea that they desired revision
Of telephone rates and would bs glad
to lend assistance to bring II about.
We understand that they will confer
with the Governor In reference to
financial legislation at tho special
session.
Tho Commission has pending be.
fore II tho consolidated complaints
filed last autumn by various New
York individuals and companies.
They will not be dropped"
Commissioner Decker. before whom
last winters hearings were held,
added: This case will be carried
through. 1t may be delayed by cir
The evening world., 1914-04-14
PHONE RATE FIGHT
IS REVIVED UNDER
OFFICIAL GUIDANCE
Mayor and p. S. 6. Members
Start a Fresh Campaign
Against Extortion.

Despite the success Of telephone
company lobbyists at the recent ses-
sion OF the Legislature in killing on
reduction OF rates. the reform city
government has heard the cry OF
overcharged New Yorkers and The
Evening Worlds fight has been re-
vived under officlai authority.
The conference held yesterday in
the City Hall by Mayor Mitchell.
President McAneny OF tho Aldermen.
Chairman Van Santvoord and Com
missioner Decker OF tho upstate
Public Service Commission has
started afresh the campaign against
telephone extortion. This is what Mr..
McAneny has to say to the public
through The Evening World:
IL think the Mayor and ! on be-
half Of the city made II clear to the
Public Service Commissioners that
we felt very strongly In favor Of re-
vision OF telephone rates and desired
Il to be brought about. The Public
Service Commission OF the second de-
partment. having supervision ovei
all telephone rates. that body In the
proper authority TO undertake the re-
vision. The City Government itsel
has no direct jurisdiction In tho case
COURSE OF ACTION ADVISED IN
THE CONFERENCE.
TT seems to us that the prope
course OF action is for the State I,
The evening world., 1914-04-14

cumstances but It will be determined
In due time
FINE LOBBY WORK ev THE
TELEPHONE COMPANY.
The evening world., 1914-04-14

In due time"
FINE LOBBY WORK ~ THE
TELEPHONE COMPANY.
Revision of telephone rates was
neatly whip-sa during the regular
session Of the Legislature by the tele-
phone company's swarm Of lobbyists.
Tho mandatory fve-cent rate bill
passed the Assembly. but was choked
to death In the Senate without being
allowed to come to a vote.
Tho 100000 appropriation for the
Public Service Commission, recon-
msnded by the Governor in q special
message. was trimmed by unseen
hands to $4,000 and the ail-important
words New York City" cut out of
tho text.
In this almost worthless form IT
passed the Senate and was sent to
the Assembly. which refused to ac-
cept II. Thus. neither five cent-rate
bill nor appropriation got through
both Houses.
Statement 10 made by the Public
Service Commission that $4,000 ap-
preparation would be 80 insufficient
as to be worse than useless. Further
moro, the cutting out Of the words
New York City" left the appropria-
tion to be expended any place In the
state and the Metropolis could have
been left entirely out of II.
A special session Of the Legislature
has boon called TO meet May 4. Tele-
phone lobbyists viii be first on the
ground.
The evening world., 1914-04-14
SOAP ON HAIR CAUSES DANDRUFF,
SCALP GETS DRY. HAIR FALLS OUT

will not only be clean. but il will be
wavy. fluffy and abundant and possess
IN incompatible softness and lustre.
Besides cleansing and beautifying the
hair. one application Of Dsnderine dis
solves every particle Of dandruff; stimu-
lstes the scalp. stopping itching and fall
ing hair. Dsnderine is to the hair what
fresh showers Of rain and sunshine are to
vegetation. It goes right to the roots. in
vigorates and strengthens them Its ex-
hilarating and life producing properties
cause the hair to grow long. strong and
beautiful.
Men! Ladies! You can surely have
lots Of charming hair. Get . rs cent
bottle d Knowlton's Danderine from
any drug store or toilet counter and try Il.
The evening world., 1914-04-14
Trained Nurse Recommends Duffv's

In 20 ysaFs, che has attended over
1900 cases and found this perfect
msdieinal whisksy Of par tieular bens-
fit in nearly all Of them. That
DIfy's stands the test Of time, her
own words eonelusively prove:
IL have used and recommend
ed Duffy's Pure Malt Whiskey
in cases that ! have attended as
a Nurse in the past 20 years.
Duffy's Malt. | find, is especially
good where a woman needs a
stimulant and tonic after child
birth during the nursing period.
have cared for over one thou.
sand six hundred confinement
cases in my 20 years as a pro.
fessional nurse. would recon-
mend taking Duffy's Pure Malt
Whiskey in milk and egg three
times a day."-Mrs. Mary B.
Mauk, Everson, Pa.
The evening world., 1914-04-14
new DANGERS
OF CONSTIPATION


n New York Times Of January 18th
sI,osus rssearchss oi Prof. Metch-
rskelf and others have led doctors TO
0uppese that many conditions Of chronic
n kealtk, nervous debility. rheumatism
~ othes disorders are due to poisoning
- up BY unhealthy conditions In the
IAsee Intestine, and Il has even been
e1eSsstsd that the lowering Of the
VliSIity resulting from such poisoning Is
lAversble 10 the development Of Cancer
ond tuberculosis.
sAt Guys Hospital Sir William
AsSuthuot Lane decided on the heroic
- a removing the diseased organ. A
Ia who appeared in the final stage Of
vhas was believed to be an incurablc
tRm q tubercular joint disease was
enefoted on. The Lower Intestine
vIth the exception Of nine inches was
sonoved and the portion left was Joined
- ths Smaller Intestine.
"Ths result was astonishing. In a
Vssk's time the internal organs resumed
n their normal functions. and in few
Vssh the patient was apparently in
Ssgiect health"
ihc Lower Intestine can never &c,
NO this condition IL Internal Baths are
~. The ~. B. L. Cascade cleanscs
~ Lever Intestine its entire length
thoeeushly With pure warm water and
spuoves al this poisonous waste which
= such q menace to health.
Il y Natures own cure for Constipa.
Sicu and is now being used by hundreds
e Thousands with great success.
Ia ~. b. L. Cascade" il now beinl
shswn and explained by all Riker and
Hsesman Drug Stores in New York
ed Brooklyn. who are also distributing
8 most interesting booklet called why
lfan q To-day Is Only 500 Efficient
There Il no charge for this. Ask for Il
The evening world., 1914-04-14

northwest gales that kept the passen-
gers below decks. OF the b1 cabin
passengers COO were members Of . tour
list party that sailed from New York
on Feb. 2
Mr.. and Mrs. u. S. Grant'1r. returned
from nine months trip to Australia
and Oriental points.
There were on board two score doc
tors, who have come to attend the In
ternationai Surgical Congress.
The evening world., 1914-04-14
Duffy sPure Malt WhIske

sommendd powerful tonic and lua mpartng strength
the whole the distinctly feminine makes the stomach
promotes the flow digestive restores the lost appetite makes
blood
Is blessing <MxnA
the old feel young the strong and Ng
c9oCS Duys Whiskey, /IA N
scot substitute Whoever offer, something lust M IN
thinking profits and III Id
whatever fof your future health and hap vi
tssa's st & rse &c c;s &. P.ik: sns L::s NN.l"
The evening world., 1914-04-14
Girls! Get q Is cent bottle
and try a "Danderine
Hair Cleanse"

After washing your hair with soap
always apply . little Danderine TO the
scalp TO invigorate the hair and prevent
dryness. Better still. use soap as spar
ingly a. possible. snd instead have a
"Dsndefine Hair Cleanse" Just mois-
ten . cloth with Dandcrine and draw Il
carefully through your hair. taking
one strand at . time. This will remove
dust, dirt and excessive oil. In . few
moments you will be amazed. your hair
The evening world., 1914-04-14

DsasA -ospaeaRsn n an Once.
Rowy L. Bruns Of Hackensack, an
ouuraacs broker. VINO was associated
80 sse arm Of John r. Hinds q Son.
q Ee. 8 Wiliiam street shi; CITY. WAS as
S1ster6ay afternoon and died shortly
~ BIS arrival at his Hackensack
- He was seventy .seven years old.
\ 0{O member Of the Oritani Field Club.
~ - ofYpcer Of the Royal Council. r.
~ ne leaves Q widow and three sons.
The evening world., 1914-04-14
LINER IN AFTER STORMY TRIP
Rott~rda ms Passengers Were Kept
below Decks Five Days.

The steamship Rotterdam OF the Hol-
land America Line arrived to-day af
ter a tempestuous passage. For five
days tho steamer was pounded by
Goldsboro weekly argus. [volume] (Goldsboro, N.C.) 191?-19??, 1914-05-21
AWakens
With Pure Blood
In Mind and Body the
Change is Wonderful.

After the depression, the stagnation, the
despair over some blood disorder, it is fine
to wake up to what S. s. s. has accom-
plished for you after a few days use. It
puts the nerves and blood in harmony: it
arouses the cellular activity of the liver,
kidneys, lungs, and other excretory organs
to remove from the blood the body wastes
that cause nearly all sickness.
This means that all decay, all breaking
down of the tissues, is checked and repair
work begins. s. S. S. has such influence on
all local cells as to preserve their mutual
welfare and afford a proper relative assist
ance to each other. More attention is being
given to catalytic medicine than ever before
and S. S. S. is one of the highest achieve
ments in this line. For many years neonle
relied upon mercury, iodide of potash. ar
senic cathartics and dope as remedies for
6iood sickness. but now the pure, vegetable
5" 5. 5. is their safeguard.
You can get S. S. S. in any drug store.
out insist upon having it. TIL great Swift
in Atlanta, Ca, prepares this
famous blood purifier, and you should take
chance by permitting anyone to recon-
memo a substitute. And If your blood con
dltion is such that you would like to con-
sun a specialist without charge, address
MEDICAL Dept, The Swift Specific Co. 537
swift Bldg. Atlanta. Ga.
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LOOKING BACK.

The business situation and the crop
situation of the present time are SINH
lar to business conditions and crop
onditions at a corresponding period
in 1912.
There has been considerable depres-
sion in the Industrial field since last
fall. The iron market has been ex-
tremely dull. 1t was SO in the early
part of 1912. But in the spring of
that year when bumper crops were
coming in sight the iron market start
ed UP, and the Industrial world gen
orally took on new life. By June of
1912 immense crops were assured,
and notwithstanding the fact that a
presidential campaign was about to
be launched, prosperity with a big P
was in evidence from one end of the
country to the other. 1t was one of
the most prosperous years of the
twentieth century, and what made it
so marked was the gloom that had
preceded it.
This country not only produces
large crops, but prices are better than
they used to be. Great harvests this
year are now all but assured. If we
are to have anything like a repetition
of 1912-and it is believed we will
there will be no idle men for the de-
mand for laborers will be larger than
the supply. Business will hum.
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Entered at the Postof1ce in Colds
boro as second GLASS mail matter.
NOVEL CHAPEL.

A motor car chapel has been oper-
ated along the Rio Grande during the
past year by the Catholic Extension
society with SO much success that the
experiment will be repeated.
I. The car is named st. Peters chapel.
and is a real church on wheels, being
the only one of it's kind in the United
States. 1t has been the means of pro-
viding Sunday services for as many
as half a dozen widely scattered COM
munities in one day.
When the back doors of the car are
opened and the sides lowered a chapel
Is feet wide is revealed to the congre-
cation, with all the necessaries for
mass, vespers and other services
The a has been operated under
the direction of the Right Rev. j. w
Shaw, Bishop of San Antonio, former
~ secretary to the Bishop of Mobile.
The Rev. Father Con~stantineau has
been conducting services in this NOV
ing chapel and is highly pleased with
the results accomplished.
Goldsboro weekly argus. [volume] (Goldsboro, N.C.) 191?-19??, 1914-05-21
SALE OF LAND UNDER DEED OF
TRUST:

North Carolina-Wayne County. 4
Whereas, N. N. Royal and wife Mary
L. Royal, did by deed bearing date
of January End, 1913, recorded in the
Office of the Register of Deeds for
Wayne county, North Carolina, in book
lib at page 225, convey to Thomas H.
Battle a certain lot of land, therein
described, to u the payment when
due of a certain note to the Bank of
Rocky Mount therein set forth, and
whereas, default has been made in the
payment of said note, and whereas
the holder of said note has requested
the undersigned to advertise and sell
said lot as provided for in said deed;
Now, therefore, the undersigned, un-
der and by virtue of the power con-
ferred upon him in said deed, will at IL
o'clock NJ, on Monday the 18th day
of June, 1914, at the Court House Goor
in the City of. Goldsboro, sell for cash
TO the highest bidder, the lot of land
described in said deed, as follows:
"a certain lot of land lying in Wayne
county, North Carolina; being the
home place in the town of Mount Olive
of said parties of the first part in
Brogden township, fronting 80 feet on
the. north side of James street and
running ba K 233 fee, and bounded on
the east by the lot Of C. w. Oliver, on
the west by the lot of Mary L. Royal
sold to II. M. Cox, and on the north
by the lot of J.. F. Oliver and being
part of the land inherited by said Mary
l.. Royal from her mother Mary L
Oliver"
This 9th day of May. 1914.
THOMAS H. BATTLE,
- Trustee.