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The evening times. [volume] (Grand Forks, N.D.) 1906-1914, 1914-02-20

her since he spoke Of q. lsndlady
who declined to act as an alarm clock.
Third, would he--did he care He
didn't look happy. II he wasn't
happy"
Cora" said lie, wistfully. do sou
like to do this"
Il would like said Cora, and to
the great amaze,nept, Of the wide-eyed
Nell. she laid her head down on the
glass counter. TO smash every clock
here"
Il better call one Of the other
girls" Nell decided, f%earfully.
Rut she didn't. Its mighty melan-
choly work" said the man, having
al alarm clock jangle you back to
consciousness when there is no one
to leave behind when you go to work
in the morning"
Cora. lifted her face. Isn't there
herr" she asked. ungrammatically
but hopefully.
There never was any one but you,"
tic ayerred.
You needn't buy a clock. them
said Cora. I'm used to waking
early"
The evening times. [volume] (Grand Forks, N.D.) 1906-1914, 1914-02-20
~ A Few Humorous Stories Il

Would you start off m your vaca-
ton on a Friday. Bob?'
You bet your life ] wouldn't" Boil
replied.
What a superstitious fellow you
are, Bob"
"superstitious be hanged said
Bob. II wouldn't start off on Friday
because Saturdays pay day."
Some time g a travelling man,
waiting in a retail store in Richmond,
Va, to speak to the buyer. said to all
elderly colored woman:
"Auntie. what is the population of
Richmond
What's dat. boss?'
Il said, about how nan people
live in Richmond"
oh, OATS what you-al! want to
know. Well. boss. I don't 'zac1y know,
but I 'spects about a hundred ana
twenty-five thousand, countin' de
whites"
A successful agricultural show is
carried on each wear in a. certain VII
lage in the south of ireland. Among
the many competitions for the en-
enlargement Of thrift and cleanliness
is one for the best turned out donkey
and cart. The prize for this was US
ually VOL by the local doctor or the
local solicitor. After one years show
the farmers and working class pro-
tested that it was not quite fair to
expect their hardly used animals to
compete successfully with the we'll
cared for and well groomed animals
of those who generally won the prize.
In consequence of this protest the
following provisio in connection with
this competition appeared In the show
placard the following year:
"All legal and medical donkeys ex-
.cluded."
He wss a lover Of music. who had
just been to hear Pucc4ni's Madam
Butterfly" IND he was expatiating up
IN its beauties to an unresponslve
The evening times. [volume] (Grand Forks, N.D.) 1906-1914, 1914-02-20

friend, whom he observed to yawn
n music lover was hurt. Look here,
John" he protested, don't you think
music Is Of some practical benefit in
life?"
"Oh, yes" said the uuresponsive
n why. Judging from the portraits
have seen of eminent musicians, es.
pecialIy pianists. I should Sag that
music is great to keep the hair from
folling out
had Got Q. ringing in his head.
DO you ken the reason O. that? ?"
asked his friend.
III tell ye-it's empty"
And hae We never q ringing in
your head?" asked the other.
NO. never" =.
And do Se ken the reason: Be-
cause its cracked"
run upstairs. Tommy. and bring
baby's ~nightgoWn," said Tommy's
mother.
'Dont. want to-" said Tommy.
oh Tommy. if you are no kind
to your new little sister she'll put on
he wings III fly back to heaven"
Well, let her put on her wings and
fly upstairs for her njghtgown."
The Magistrtae-As this is your
seventeenth appearance this year you
will be fined IS and costs.
The Habitual Drnuk-Couldn't We
allow me a little discount this time,
SOFT. SEEM as I'm such q regular Gus
toner?
A tourist in Scotland came to a
W1dA EArPv- II voa 0tnPTnV and thn
wind was constantly increasing. The
Scotch ferrymans agreed, to take the
tourist across. but told him to wait
until he had first taken a COW across,
When lie had returned ms stsrted
across with the Traveller the latter be-
| came curious.
will YOU tell me. why you took the
The evening times. [volume] (Grand Forks, N.D.) 1906-1914, 1914-02-20
Teach Boys How to Be Husbands
tBy E. X. wooley.)
Copyright, 1914, by Il. X. Wooley.)
HEEE rs a prnu,in,

lUHapIe- eaSteTH uoafdInE chooI
She calls 1t domestic science" h 9 growled, and I'm paying a fancy
rice for her o learn what her mother had to do without n learning
when was q girl" .
In Denver the high school girls are studying how to dispose of a posi-
husbands salary of 500 a month. They seem to have u very capa-
teacher, Mrs. Anna n. Noble, who is showing them how to furnish and
keep a house on that salary. along with instructions n baby tending.
Ns Noble thinks the girls should have a real live baby o practice
!. Let m e suggest that som real live. husbands be furnished also for eA-
al my married woman will tell you.
I'm fact why not have the boy students play the mart II model hus-
bands while the Girls are learning the duties Of model wives? why not
train the boys for domesticty a . we'll as the girls: Why instu into every
mmd the thought OF marrying and Of moherinE, while n % influence
is brought % bear upon tho boys toward marrying and fathering?
There should be domestic science lessons for the boys a wei Is fol
fsn,s Erl l,, = mans altitude tsud sst toward his home has a much to do with the
@ under 1sr "a help II household sactency is q necessary = the
a talking. about that salary Dom. forget. that the aayetxtes snAass
even when he marries. considers ALL he earns as hGs 6nAysMN4WR3xHN
II 10 gets 500 a month, the basis upon which the Denver hxh schooi IRIS
are STUDYING. he may not allow his wife to portion it Is she thinks best,
even u n learned 1t IN school from an expert domestic. aciantat. He
ma mas so ONE uses or that tha dtsaoon a month himself. Tho . tbs average young
pror claim his money .#
It seems to NE that things might work ot better in the long run If
pos M girls studied together in these domestic science classes. Let
Inem sI some nouons OF loving service. also along with domestic details,
o. Clean, sweet Thoughts. Of their highest duties TO themselves, to each
o eennst, and to- society. PERHAPS then W . might have marriages founded 0
amos rs Tag 40 we anuslonsd wives docking to the divorce eourts
our boys away from it. %&A =" s""N"s
The evening times. [volume] (Grand Forks, N.D.) 1906-1914, 1914-02-20

Who rosmed the plains of yore
and shot the c:one full Of holes
and held UP railway trains and
hooked the easy green in rolls?
Who cut up all the didoes in tho
correspondence course - from
sticking UP a. bank cashier to lift
ing someone's horse: who serv-
ed a term behind the bars and
makes no bones thereof. and now
forsooth would serve a term as
Okiahoma's suyc Who's living
nov take note. q. life of strict
propriety? (See sketch by Will
lie Irwin in the we'll known S. T..
P.) Who'd show our modern
spokesman up and all his precious
clan rs greater crooks than Jesse
lanes? That Al j. Jennings
man.
The evening times. [volume] (Grand Forks, N.D.) 1906-1914, 1914-02-20

COW over and made me waltz" he
asked.
"wee], now" explained the ferry
la You see the coo wur valuable.
and ] feared tn wind wud increase so
tn boat might upset on TIL second
trip"
The evening times. [volume] (Grand Forks, N.D.) 1906-1914, 1914-02-20
/. y
POINTED

y =
Prosperity helps Some lnen 10 for.
get their friends.
AS a matter Of fact, a necesssary evil
is unnecessary.
Thanks TO a shift1ess husband.
many a Oman has developed into
an able fancier.
The evening times. [volume] (Grand Forks, N.D.) 1906-1914, 1914-02-20

One lot. Of Ladies Black Gun
Metal Button Shoes-Sizes
from 5 to "a very good value
at s2.b0. Your choice Of this
new lot. for today %
at per pair .....,....%As|0
The day book. [volume] (Chicago, Ill.) 1911-1917, 1914-10-09

which has arrived from Vienna, says
that an indictment alleging hig trea-
son and covering thiTty-seVen pages
has been read to twenty-five prison
4ers charged with having been con-
cerned in the murder of Archduke
Francis Ferdinand, heir-apparent to
the Austrian throne, at SarajeyO. It
is expected their trial will last three
weeks.
The day book. [volume] (Chicago, Ill.) 1911-1917, 1914-10-09

bystander, A. ]. GiantvaIley, a civil
engineer of the Great Northern Rail
road.
Vincent st. John, l. w. W. national
secretary, commented: Complete
information has not yet come into US
about the fight. It is well known that
hundreds of professional gunner go
to the harvest fields and hold up
workers every year. Many of the
workers are getting guns in order to
protect themselves. 1t is hard to de-
tect off-hand the hold-up man who
comes among them.
For the unskiiled worker who
takes to the harvest fields, it is one
long fight against railroads that de-
mand money for fares, farmers who
pay low wages, town cOnstables who
are after fees for aTresting Migrants,
and professional hold-up men who
make a speciality of sticking up the
casual labOrer.
when a harvest hand is robbed he
has small chance of getting his
money back. The local police class
him as a homeless hobo. He has
neither baggage nor reputation. He
is liable to be arrested for casting
blemish on the efficiency of the local
police with his robbery story.
Young Hunt, who was buried yes
terday, was formerly driver of a U. S.
mail wagon here. He left Chicago
March r. His father is a member
of Local 229 of the Machinists' Inter
national.
DOESN'T JIBE
'How's that book you were just
reading?"
ooh, it's another of those pubIca-
tons in which a coTking good title is
spoiled by the story Washington
Star.
Bochnia.-A Gaiician town of TO-
The day book. [volume] (Chicago, Ill.) 1911-1917, 1914-10-09


MANS DEATH REVEALS WHAT
FARM HANDS ARE UP AGAINST
Arthur V. Hunt, harvest hand in
Montana, sent money home and
wrote letter to his mother at 1927
Armitage av. that he was coming
along fine. That was ten days ago.
Yesterday his body came back from
Montana with bullet through the
head. And they buried him in Airing
ton cemetery in a casket carried by
Industrial Workers of the World.
According to the information that
has come to George H. Hunt, the
father, his son was killed in battle
at Chelsea, Mont. last Saturday,
when three men we're killed and one
wounded. Armed professional tramps,
who sneer at a regular harvest hand
as "a gay cat, had robbed a lot of
North Dakota wheat pitchers and had
come over the state line into Montana
and were operating at county fair
held in Poplar, ten miles from Chel-
sea.
An l. w. w. organization was eff
fected among the workers. Single
handed, it is impossible for harvest
hands to ride the freight trains and
save their hard-earned coin. So the
trainmen can throw off one man, but
not an organization. So the l. w. w.
is organizing travelling local branches
that defy trainmen.
For some reason this organization
marched afoot from Poplar to CheT-
sea, ten miles, last Saturday. Here
armed professionals who had march
ed along as pretended workers. were
caught with guns trying to terroTize
money from the workers. In an at
tempt to disarm the gunner four
were shot. One of the killed was a
The day book. [volume] (Chicago, Ill.) 1911-1917, 1914-10-09

Maurice Freary, 3 months, 61o7 s.
Sangamon St, found dead head --7der
pillow. SUffocated during night.
Arizona republican., 1914-05-02
ID STUDY HOW BUGS HARM FOREST TREES
Albuquerque Office of U. s. F. s to Send Out Trained Man to
 Look Into Insect Problems

ALBUQUERQCE, May , - The forest service has completed plans for the study of damage to timber trees in Arizona and New Mexico rom park beetles: this study will be made by an expert who has just completed his training at Cornell university While no attack has yet heefs reported to the district office it is desired to study the character istlcs of dangerous insects in order that preCautionary measures may be taken
 A study of erosion is also planned or ins to excessive grazing, especial ly by goats. In the vicinity of Cuba. New Mexico. erosion already has leached a dangerous stage. but the study is not to be confined to that iccality. Every forest in the district vill be canvassed in an endeaVor to take steps to prevent the damage bec oming so great that the agrcul- tural future of fertile valleys may ic endangered
Arizona republican., 1914-05-02
HAYDEN

On Wednesday evening the young men of the shelter club house enter tained, in their usual charming man ner large gathering of their friends at a delightful dance at the club house The weather was very blustery and disagreeable which prevented the use of the spacious porch, but this in no wise interfered with the merriment of the occasion. Excellent light punch was served through the evening and with the best of dance music all pres ent had most enjoyable time
 Mr. Hall of the faculty of the Tempe Normal was in Hayden the eer]y part of the week visiting the local schools.
 The copper company and the slnc.t- ing company have de, .ded to jointly construct a first-class baseball field in Hayden and ,his decision brings much happiness to local fans. The site of the field is just west Of the mill and q few wards north of the mill dormitory. Local contractors are now bidding on the job and it is expected that quick action will be taken. insuring q com plellOn Ol tHe Nolk III itie next Neeh or ten days
 Miss Clarke of Tempe. recently ar rived in Hayden to taKe the place of Miss Wood, one of our teachers who was called away on account of the H. ness of ner mother A there are but a few we a'ls more of tii;s term Miss Wood does nct expect L. return.
 r. c. Janne- manager of mills Ge). Q. Rradler consulting engineer. of the Jackling properties; Win H Jannev, superintendent of mills fo- the Chino
Arizona republican., 1914-05-02
WORRY-THE SISTER OF FEAR

One of the misshapen and subtle hammered sisters of fear is worry The two generally go hand in hand. They work in pairs. They are of the same narentage-a lack of faith in the eter- nal goodness of the Divine power that is back of the universe working con tinualIv in it and in all lives through the instrumentaltY of great ana nm mutable systems of law. and lack of faith that all things work together for good for those who love the good and who are making even decently brave effort to live normal. unself- centered and useful life.
 Fear paralyZes healthy action. both mental and physical. Worry corrodes. poisons and pulls down the organism. It is a perverted mental state that eX- ternalizes itself in various physical ail- ments according to the peculiar native tendencies or Weaknesses Of the one Tn whose organism it's effects find lodg- ment Many death long before its time in addition to many depleted nervous and general physical condition is due directly to it. There IS probably no agency that brings us more unde- sirable results than worry; and the most interesting feature of the whole matter, as well as the most astonish- ing. when we examine carefully into it, is the fact that through il nothing is ever to be gained: but. on the other hand. everything is to be lost. The ap- preciation and clear realization of this one fact should be sufficient to arouse US to that degree of determination that will allow it absolutely no place in our lives.
 Any type of thought and, therefore, of habit-for the thought is always an- tecedent to and parent of the habit will grow if indulged in and will grad ually assume mastery. If, then. when the tendency to fears or forebodings or to worry comes upon us. if We will de- termine instantly to open the doors to faith and hope, which always induce
Arizona republican., 1914-05-02
REGISTRATION F0R
 COUNTY IS OPENED
More Men Than Women Visit Reoor
 der's Office First Day

The resistration books for the state and county primaries and general cleo ticn lhis fall Were opened yesterday at the office of County Recorder Vernon L. Vaughn Miss Edith Jacobs will be registration officer. but all who desire to get upcn the register and thus qual- fly to vote in the elections must go to the office of the recorder to dc SO
 The registration yesterday was quite heavy eighty persons giving out the requisite information and procuring the necessary certificate However. the supporters of the woman vote were little bit disappointed because the count did not show half women and half men. when the day closed Of the number registering only thirteen were women.
 The books will be kept open until twenty days before ihe election. and following the primai1es they win be oreHed again fo, ten days
Arizona republican., 1914-05-02
APRIL WAS COOL BUT
 THERMOMETER DENIES

In spite of that well known fact that it was cooler all last month. the weather was hotter This may seem paradoXical. but it is true with the reservation that the temperature that seemed" lower was the sensi hle sort, and the record that is actu- ally higher, is from real readings.
 The mean temperature for April was 6S.5, or Is degrees higher than in 1913 and slightly over the nor nal or average of the past twenty years This is contained in the re- port of the United States weather bureau for April. issued yesterday.
 Rain last month amounted to just one-tenth of an inch. which is pretty small.
 The wind kicked in the accelerator and got up speed to thirty-one miles an hour on the 11th.
Arizona republican., 1914-05-02
NEW MEMBERSHIP
 SECRETARY Y.N GA.

Earl Benson who has been em- Dloved in this city by the Union Ol company. yesterday assumed the cuties of membership secretary o1 the Y M C. A. under instructions of General Secretary Harry M Blair, MT Benson has had experience in Y" circles before. having served in the Portsmouth railroad I. NJ. C. \.
 The work of keeping track of prospective members Of the associa- tion has grown in importance for the past year Early this year J F. March took charge of that feature of the work, but found it too strenu- ous for his physical capacity, and he was forced to seek other employ ment However. he laid the founda- tion for the department that young Benson will have to hustle to keep I'D
Arizona republican., 1914-05-02

Gov. George w. P Hunt has been approached on the possibility of serv- ing on the African dodger platform for part of an evening The well known ability of the gov" to dodge issues makes him d great possibility for the station.
Arizona republican., 1914-05-02
D1n't Fail To Visit The AiTdome

A }.l siN-rcel special will oe shown &t the Air tc,a. saturday and sunday ns1ta This is one c ,.c ! ggest and best feature f'ns running. and 70 '. ut lord to miss it.
 I:cg'ua.nc Monday there will be "n ent:a change l,t;.ar, every night. showing Iolr pictures d sh We are now showing only first runs and big spe cias Regular admission 1oc, at the Dutch Wind
Arizona republican., 1914-05-02

Coper comp9ny, and Chas. Stimson of Salt Lake city. arrived Thursday to spend a few days visiting the local plants.
 R. c. Wagner arrived recently from Phoenix and has accep5el a position with the copper company's general of flee,
 Between the hours of five and seven Thursday afternoon there was very exciting ball game between the Pipe Filters and Carpenters on the tailings flat between Hayden and San Pedro There was plenty of fun for everybody. Score: Carpenters ,, Pipe Filters f.
Arizona republican., 1914-05-02

to his or her own advantage the ordin- ary circumstances of life. instead of be- ing shaped or determined by them. He or she it is who takes this as set pur- pose; Things I can mend I'll set about to mend: things that can't be helped I'll forget"
Arizona republican., 1914-05-02

courage. which in turn always induces healthy action and therefore strength, the former will take their flight: and if We are steadfast and persistent in this course. the time will come when they will entirely lose their hold. In- stead of standing, then, as embodi
Arizona republican., 1914-05-02

ments of fear and worry and as their victims We will stand as embodiments
 of faith and hope and courage that's always up and that is never on the Wane. The man or woman of insight and of d positive, commanding nature is the one who early elects to shape
Arizona republican., 1914-05-02

The Arizona Shrine News makes it's bow in this num- her and it is the intention of the editor to run the rag" as long as he is permitted to live. Ru- mors have been circulated that the black hand will be asked to help eX- terminate him. but until the fatal blow falls this column will he filled with dope incidental to the Sirkus. If you know anything about any member that he does not want known, it will be pleasure to print it. and all that will be necessary is to senl in the info to the publicity office of the shrine, 2oG National Bapl cf Arizona.
 Jack Frazier of Mesa is going to tell all lie knows ahout orange cul- ture and will wear a muzzle wlen he is turned loose in the inolosurc.
 Parker Woodman has been ap- pointed chief of the 'iookem over comm ittee" to pick the choras girls for the spectacular ballet
 Donald Mcqueen will put on the dance he failed to finish at the Fl Tovar hotel last year. Patrons are requested not to josh hi.a during the dance as there is no Pasteur insti- tgte here.
 George H. N. Luhrs vii Go his highly entertaining stunt entitled, 'Packem All Same Sardine" This work was first introduced by Noble Luhrs while slowing away the guests in his hotel fair week
 Chas. Stauffer will tell what he knows about watching press agents.
 Epes Randolph has written to Mex leo to ask the rebels to sead up what is left of his railroad to be used in the Shrine Silkus. This is more than half on the square
 Leon Jacobs will be seen in a highly entertaining stunt styled Cat Pie P. S-He will not use a net in this act
 
 Gov. George W. P Hunt has been approached on the possibility of serv ing on the African dodger platform for part of an evening The well known ability of the gov to dodge issues makes him great possibility for the station.
 Frank P Webber tried on a clown suit yesterday and while he did not make Apollo envious he was there with bells, and will be seen mornings getting up in a lot of mugging to be used in his act.
 Al Reeves. who is to appear as the living skeleton, tried on the tights sent for the act and it was found that they were too large by several inches, although they were fitted in the making over a pair of fish poles. However, this will be remedied. Reeves has been sleeping in d garden hose for the past two days to prove to the committee that the rumor that he is too fat for the part, is not founded on fact
 Harry Friedman is going to read a paper on enlargement of the heart. ' He will conclude with d beautiful ballad entitled. How I Became q Spendthrift'
 Dr. Nichols wanted to impersonate Beauty at the Bath.' but that honor
Arizona republican., 1914-05-02

has already been conferred on Tom Jacobs Of Jerome.
 Shirley Christy will read d paper on what lie knows about farming ny phone
 About twenty of the Nohies of the city Were "nugsed" yesterday for the gallery" which $ to be a feature of the Shrine souvenir program. and Noble Heath has number who are going to unGe~ea the test today. As t is not necessa''. to take anything but your face and smile to the studio the job won't he so hard. If you haven't gotten the ms on d negative plate today will Go Just drop up and slip on a shirt front pick o,H~-a fez and Heath does the rest.
 George Mauk. Cac Martin Pork of Arizona, is going to open somethiue besides his face when the circus is all over. He has already significi his willingness to buy and the scrihes are doir Doctor Tanner in anticipation of tha event.
Arizona republican., 1914-05-02

Harry Friedman is going to read a paper on enlargement of the heart He will conclude with d beautiful ballad entitled, How Became q Spendthrift'
 Dr. Nichols wanted to impersonate "BeautY at the Bath" but that honor
Arizona republican., 1914-05-02

Frank p. Webber tried on a clown suit yesterday and while he did not make Apollo envious, he was there with bells, and will be seen mornings getting up in a lot of mugging to be used in his act
Arizona republican., 1914-05-02

has already been conferred on Ton ! Jacobs Of Jerome.
Arizona republican., 1914-05-02

Jack Frazier of Mesa is going to tell all he knows ahout orange cul- ture and will wear muzzle wlen he is turned loose in the inClosurc.
 Parker Woodman has been ap- pointed chief of the 'iooker over comm ittee" to pick the choras girls for the spectacular ballet