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The Salt Lake tribune. [volume] (Salt Lake City, Utah) 1890-current, 1914-03-15
OF Kidney Disease

II, silent and insidious is the
eut scourgs Of kidney disease
2uffs out more lives annually
tber diseases. Normal kidneys
2 found in persons over forty
|ge. The banker, the manufac~
preacher, the doctor, the law
'ich and poor alike suffer from
|se and will find relief in War
d Kidney and Liver Remedy.
B Inflammation and irritation.
the enfeebled organs and
The. same time. It's special
healing and strengthening the
the reason for its great sue
q the past 81 years. Warmers s
ney and Liver Remedy is the
That you need to restore the
10 a healthy con-
Sold everywhere E=A
]; i Il ! /: { E &: {: !: !: ! A
ri&e for free sam A I'll
(Advertisamens.) :
The Detroit times., 1914-04-23

OF the face, causing scars and maltor.
nations that are permanent dishgure-
ments,
Among the serious cases 10 which
We are forced 70 give immediate ,aIteEi-
~tion are those OF women with child.
Some of these women are in such q
state, tor lack or care Of the teeth,
that the poison from their diseased
mouths has permeated their, entire
system and IL sure TO poison the
nursing child, To save the child =
life, We are forced 70 care for the
mother--often' at great expense or
time and energy, | myself have given
such women hours OF free treatment,
in the hope that the lives OF their
babes may be saved,
1T is horrible to see a pretty face
marred and SCARED through lack OF
treatment OF conditions which, II rem
edied in childhood. before they become
serious, Will save years or pain and
finally permanent Disagreement. The
cutting down OF our estimate means
that hundreds OF children who might
be saved from this disaster will DO
neglected at the very time when they
most need our help,
Credit Is given school children for
oral hygiene. The dentist. examining
the child's mouth. rates him according
to his condition Many "A child, plead
ing for higher mark. has said that
he has come 10 the clinic four or five
times, only TO be turned away because
we had not the means TO attend 20
hi mwhlle so many other more serious
cases we're on our list.
81 wish the estimators might sec
the crippled children who come To ~
for care. do not believe that, after
attending one Of our clinics. they
would let a plea OF economy Keep
them from restoring the $4,000 TO the
item Aid Barnett, after seeing the
pictures which we have taken at the
clinics. said; Let the children have
the care they need and worked hard
for the appropriation Whatever NAV
he said about Barnett in other mat
ters, he ha salways shown his sympa
thy for the needs OF the poor chill
dren'
Dental clinics are held In the Bish-
Oh school. a halliday every week; IN
the Newberry building, two half-days
I'm. Grace hospital. all day Saturday
IN ST Nbertus school two half-days
ia the BOARD OF Health building. every
day, IN the Solyay guild hall. sat
urdavs. in the social settlement at
Fourth and Porter.sts,, "Wednesday
and saturday mornings. and In the
Franklin.st settlement At the same
time Seventeen dentists are on the
clinic list
The committee IN charge OF the
BOARD az Health FUND consists OF rs.
timators Pereira. Wendt Herman MY
Graw. Redden, c. VI. Schater ana
Rgss
The Detroit times., 1914-04-23

for all who come 10 its clinics, accord.
ing to President Charles r. Oakman.
An appropriation OF $4,000 would
permit Us TO give 100000 sdttings
says Dr. GsKman Most OF the pa
tients would be children i estimate
that there would be two sitttugs for
each patient, SO tffat. we could care
for 50,0SH applicants Even then, we
would see only about a quarter. OF
those who would apply
I'm the past six months wa have
given attention to 1887 children in
$4,000 in the schools We have given
40 lectures a month, in the schools, on
proper care OF the teeth
II cant understand the attitude OF
the estimatOrs only by thinkink that
they do not understand the situation
II they had seen the people who come
10 our clinics, they would understand
the crying necessity for an increase
IN our work
Children come 10 us with their first
permanent teeth decaying and threat
ening serious trouble in later years,
but we are unable To do anything for
them except in extreme cases. be.
cause Of our lack OF means All our
faculties are occupied in the treat
ment OF acute cases that demand in
slant attention, From those who APP
ply to as, we sort out the cases that
must be attended TO at once, TO relieve
suffering The oilers must take their
chance
Through our inability 70 nut in I'LL
ings and do other work that ought to
he done serious trouble Is being laid
up for these children Many or them
will have diseased Jaws. and may lose
parts of their laws The diseased
condition may extend 70 other parts
The Detroit times., 1914-04-23
'OAKMAN PLEADS
FOR MONEY FOR
DENTAL CLINIC
Stealth Board Head Wants Es-
timatOrs to Restore $4,000
Cut Out
sSAYS 1T MEANS SAVING
LIVES OF CHILDREN
Tells of Splendid Results of Free
Treatments Given in
Schools

Strong endeavors will be made 10
Get the Board OF Estimates to restore
70 $4,000 the item in the health
toard's budget for dental clinics. cut
u the health budget committee TO
N5,OO0, and threatened by President
tolton with further cut 20 $4,000
Last year the board OF estimates al.
owed $4,000. and Il proved far too
mall an appropriation. Even $4,000
p by no means large enough TO allow
me Board Of Health TO care properly
The Detroit times., 1914-04-23
chennu Won't Iumr

CHICAGO. April 23-President
Charles n. Thomas declared today
that he was positive Larry Cheney
star Cub hurler would not jump 10
the Feds. This statement followed
long conference between Cheney and
the new Cub boss
The Detroit times., 1914-04-23
Commission VIII Meet.

CHICAGO. April 23.-fhe natteftaI
commission viii renew its adjourned
session here tomorrow, when Presi'
dent Ban 3 Johnson OF the American
league. returns from ST Louis. IT
was understood today that the com
mission, at AN executive session. las'
night. decided 20 abandon the RUE
limiting clubs 20 % players each
The Northwestern Protective nsS"ct"'
zion vii hold ~ meeting Friday eve
ming iu the Grand kiNer-aNe, 'fNls
tiau church, to discuss the propose
new street ,ar belt line
The Detroit times., 1914-04-23
DO You Prefer a Silk Coat?
Or q Wool One?
Both Silk and Wool Coats
Here For $500!

You'll find almost any kind of you're looking for
at this place.
There cravenetted gabardnes checks and plaids
in the highly favored Balmacaan style.
There are practical coats in hip and longer lengths
hanging straight from the shoulders.
There are fancer flare styles. There dress coats
of taeta and MORE silk in cape plain and berued models
There eponge burlaps, English mixtures plain and
diagonal eponges, whipcords and serges.
Some lined throughout with beautiful silks with
a fancy collar and cufFs TO brighten many of them.
Black, navy Copenhagen and Hague blue most
prominent, though other colors
Many of these coats have had higher prices up to Fri
day morning.
r. FIoo-- ain d-on
The Detroit times., 1914-04-23
e--H-1='E-H -EtH-F7-Ea7sG
Among Those S2950 Suits Are Plenty of
$500 and $4,000 Ones

There's one penalty buying do We
a a few style.
And lots sold down two of kind the
down
That is great All of them
commonly price from maker anxious for
our custom he the 5 named.
eds New York, London and
syles-late
Besides and fnethere such cor for
Natter Copenhagen blues
gold, mahogany,
Crepe popln deau granite fine
silk pophn will indicate
the materials.
plain mialored styles, fanciful
styles
styles effects
shown of other silks,
matching contrasting The jackets
OF ton
You'll size the colection~are sizes for all
misses. Ready Friday!
Third Floor
Hermanner Volksblatt. [volume] (Hermann, Mo.) 1875-1928, 1914-02-27
Sine beucibensiuerte Grbin.

0as ieltene Slid elmer 20iGbtls
gen SngenieurSgattin in Dem Oorte
Siibponos bel SriltoI, @nglann, ole
in penIgen WOQen cine Dtili6nens
GrbiGaft aatreten tpirD, bcronlQBle
einen SournoIiitsn, gu chem Sns
tsrpiep bel Der 9litdIt4en Grbm 81
crIGeinen, Die junae Trau er3dBls
lie Dem 8eri4teritatter nun cine 9cs
I9i@te, mie ite pun0erbarer uno
mar9en4after toum Don einem &os
maniGreiber eroQd1t perOen tam.
Mtrs. Gaatine burial Y1rnaQ
itammt aus einer beimIi9en Gbe Ell
mes ipGHiI9en @rdfen nit elmer eng
liI9en @pupernonte. sis Dor fur
3em puBte Die in bei9eioenen 8ers
b~dltnifIen aufgewa9iene 9tafento4s
ter ni9ts BON ibrem 8ater, Den tie
ME seleben bat. sic erinnert fi9 nur,
als tleines Sinh cine Wtutter gebdbt
gu baben uno in Spanien eraogen
norOen gu iein. Qls gang Iunges
MdOaen sing @GaIine Mdrio aur
8iibne, errang lebo9 feline grOBen
Sriumpbe unO beiratete Dor etpa
d9t3e9n Monaten Den engliiden Sna
genieur parnaa. Dor Sabresfriit
purbe lie bur9 Die britii9e 8iibnens
genohenf9uft babpn bena4ridtist,
.oab BON Spanien aus mad ibr &C.
foridt purOs. sic erfubr nun, iper
tie etgentIi9 mar uno pel6e Rei@s
timer i6rer tparteten. SIN Mtut Oes
bergangenen Sabres itarb in 9dletto
Elm @rdf Mario, beiien ein5iger
Sobn, elm i4wd9li@er Singing,
inn boIO in Ben Gpb fpI9te. Rd6
oem Nble6en 0ieIss Gr6en Iolte, fals
er unberbeiratet lluo tinoerlos itiirbe,
ser geIamte Ra9Iab an Die ein3tge
3o9ter falen, ole in England 81
Iu4en ipdre. Sin 8ruoer bes 3eItos
tors ma9te Die abnungsloie Ri9te
ausfinris. NnTang Dieles Sobres
riirfte Die 9liidlibe @rbin in Der Ca
&c fein, ais 6errin in bas S9loB ibs
req ihr unbetannt gebliebenen 8aters
einSusieben unb iiber elm 8ermDgen
pon flint Miaiontn gu perfiigsn. gBie
Die nit Der Qngele9enbeit betrauter
anipGlte Mlrs. pdrnoll mitgeteiIt pa
ben, entbdlt Das bsrrlt9 eelegene,
opn beriibmten &oiengGrten umgebene
S9lob so 3immer, cine @emdIbe,
salerie, einen febsnsperten ei9eneli
Speiidaal, elm srobss demiidss
2abOratorium unb cine pripattapeIle,
Hermanner Volksblatt. [volume] (Hermann, Mo.) 1875-1928, 1914-02-27
eoet5s nuS crSer.
Der srpFe beutihe 9idtsr nrteilt niats
tueniser oils abfprehsnb barfber.

Der grpfe bentid)c Stdlter ftrtetlt ntdts
~ueniger oils abfpredenb barber.
DIS Der DtstreidiT6e S~elb8euentets
fter golloreOo na67 Der S6ladt bel
2eipsis als Ginquartieruns in G,oe>
Ties Saus fam, ffritt ibm Der altt
Mtniiter i'm Staatsflsio entge9en.
nit ieinen beiben Srben gei6miidt
,Yfni Ssufsl! @ie fam man 10 ,etz
mas tragen!!", rief pa Gpllorebo aug,
inoem er auf bic fronsoiiide gbrens
legion binfpies. @oetbe bei6dftiete
oieier raid poriibersebenoe @orfal.
ernit6aft. gr fprn9 init Wilfcln
b. Sumbolbt, Der 'balo barnuf ieti
Gait mar, iiber oieir @~neelesenbci.
,lino faste,n pie bieier er5d9lt. ban
tonne einen Srben, -Ourd BEN etnen
Elm; 8aiier ausss5eidnet babe. midi
ablesen,. neil er cine S6ldht psrIos
rem babe. Sd. (SumbolbD badtS
bel mir, bab es freilid fhlinlm tit.
tpsnn man fir bas ablesen Der Sc
glor teine beTeren Crime bat, 1ainb
fppllte Tim eben einen guten Rat ges
ben, als er mid Bat, gu MAIDEN, Dob
CT einen Dfterrei6if9en Srben befd'
me-" Cine @rtldrung bieies Der
baltens bes Oi9ters perirht Der
9petbe r Jori8er @ilhslm Booze i'm
reueften 9eft Der ~Stunbeh nit
Goethe" in elmer eeIdidtliden abs
barbluns iiber r@petbe 1879 gu 6ies
ten. 81. Oroen, fiibrt er aus. fina
urfpriinslid Ibseiden fiiritlider pber
ritierlider @ereine; lie tparen bts se<
gen @noe bss 10. Sabrbumbsrts els
mem Manns obne nNbnen" taurr ers
reibbar. Der @ebeime Rpt D.
gpet6e, bsriibmter, Sitter ,uno rafer
Jreunb oes !Sersogs ppn Wsimar.
tpilrbe SO Sabre alt, ebe ibm Elm Or
Den perlieben puroe. unb Der crit:
SerrI9er, Ger es tat, mar Napoleon;
Der &aiier BON &uBlonb folgte MIR
oieIem 9eiipiel. Ginen peimuriiden
Sroen CAB es bomals ni6t, benti
4arl Mil9uit bate ben BON, Ieinenl
@rpBpater seTfifteten @eiBen Salten
~perfallen lafen. Sci iol9er Seltena
beit nirtte elm Sroenstreu3 poer
ganb bel bod unb niebrig dls &enns
5eiden febr pornebmen 8an9es ober
auberselp06nlider 8erbienite. 8oe.
tie 1agte 1927 einem Maler, Der iif
aus Oieien Sinsen ni9ts madte:
,@ie tur unrs9t, mein 2ieber! Site
ut0 Sroen baltsn mon9en puff at
I'M @~eorGn9e." 9as fam man TO-
aar pDrtli9 p%eriteben. Gum Sci,
ipiel er3dblt @iIbelm b. Sumbolbl
IeIber einmal aus 0er4 NGbs pes
&riegsi9auplabes ietner 5rau. Ell
tpanbere nit Metterni9 tour9 WGl'
ber unb Selber nimmer 2 in Oegen
Srben uno Slang :. Gs 9ebt obe'
gar nidt anbers, mon niirbe i4lef'
terbinss iibsrseritten." l@oetfe lit
iebt, ipie I9on mandss Wtol, untei
einquartierunsslaft; Elm @raf Gotlo:
reop Bate ii9 bOfli9er betragen
pcnn er Den Srben fetnes Gaiieri
auf @oet6es 8ruit bGtte ebren mill
fen. @pet6e empfano bamals al!
gutter Oeiterreider, uno bas iihtbar;
Siesel bieier '@eIinnuns pdre ibm
Der SrOen sepeien.
Hermanner Volksblatt. [volume] (Hermann, Mo.) 1875-1928, 1914-02-27

Photo by Long Island experiment statioA
MOTOR FARM G FILLING TN suO.
tutes scientific feeding. lt,is by care
fully studying the COMPOSITION of feed
ing stuffs, the proportion in which they
are digested by different animals and
under different conditions and the re
Quirement of animals for the various
food nutrients when at rest, at work,
giving milk, producing wool, mutton,
beef, pork. etc. that the principles of
feeding have been worried out In ap
plying these principles in practice the
cost and special adaptations of differ
ent feeding stulfs must of course be
taken into account.
The animal body is made VI mainly
of four classes Of substance-water,
ash or mineral ingredients. fat and nj
trogenous matters. Water constitutes
from 20 to 60 per cent of the body and
is an essential part From 2 to 5 per
cent OF the weight of the body is ash.
This occurs mainly in the bones. The
fat varies greatly with the condition
of the animal. but seldom falls below q
per cent or rises above 80 per cent.
The heterogeneous material or protein
includes all of the materials contain
ing nitrogen. All those outside this
group are nitrogen free, or nonnitrog-
enous. Nitrogen occurs in plants and
animals in various compounds group
ed under the general name of protein.
The flesh. skin. bones, MUSCLES, inter
nal organs. brain and nerves-in short.
SArn of the working machinery of the
body-are composed very largely of
protein. The albuminoids are a class
of compounds included under protein
The food of h%erbivorous animals n
tains the same four groups OF sub
stances found in the ~body-viz, water,
ash. protein heterogeneous materials)
and fat and. in addition to these, a
class of materials called carbohydrates
defined below.
However dry a feeding stuff may ap'
pear to be. 1t always contains q o m
siderable amount Of water. Inc
amount may be only from eight to nj
teen POUNDS per luu pouhuS VI
rial. as in hay, straw or grain, but IN
green corn fodder and silage II
amounts to nearly eighty pounds ana
In some roots to ninety pounds. rms
water, although 1t may add TO the
palatability of a food, Is OF no more
benefit TO the animal than water which
II drinks.
Ash is what is left when the com
bustible part of a feeding stuff is burn
ed away It consists chiefly of lime,
magnesia, potash, soda, iron, chlorine
and carbonic. sulphuric and phosnhorlc
spacids and is used largely In making
bones. From the ash constituents OF
the food the digestive organs OF the
animal select those which the amman
needs, and the rest is voided In the
anure. AS a general rule, rations
composed of n variety Of nutritious
foods contain sufficient ash to supply
the requirements of the body. Corn,
~however.His poor in ash. and when req
extensively TO growing animals. IKE
pigs. It may be necessary to add 70 II
Hermanner Volksblatt. [volume] (Hermann, Mo.) 1875-1928, 1914-02-27
" einem tleinen Dor

Sn einem tIeinen DDrf
den i'm 9elbu9tol, Dur6 oas cine
ganse Qn3abI Souriiten lpanbert, bat
Elm rii6rieer @oitpirt Elm geiibtnm
brett an Der Strabs. lin bic g9an
oerer duf fem @ait9ous beIonOers
ouFnertiam gu MAIDEN, mill er or
Der 8orOerfront Ieines 6auIes Elm
groBes S6ilO anbringen Ioiien nit
Der Snidrift: Isl! Ell! 10 pOrbei!"
9obei tommt es ouf ben I9Iauen
@ebonten, es lei beiIer, ben Sprud
ins 2ateinifde gu iiberfeBen, UNI 10
bic .@ebiiIbeten" lei9ter oufmertIam
MAIDEN au t0nnen. Gr beri6offt ii6
ol{u ieIbIt Elm lateinii4es 2ertton
unb ma4t ii9 an bic arbeit. &urSe
3eit borquf pranst am Souie bic
SnI9rift: ~SDum, opum, iie ante
opub."
Hermanner Volksblatt. [volume] (Hermann, Mo.) 1875-1928, 1914-02-27
HOME COURSE
IN SCIENTIFIC
AGRICULTURE
TIL ARTICLE.
FEEDING FARM AMI
MAILS, NO. 1.
Nv E. ". ALLEN, Assistant Director Of
the Office Of Experiment Stations,
United States Department
of Agriculture.

|rAHE feeding Of farm animals,
like the use Of fertilizers for
crops, rests upon quite well
defined general principles. The
materials Of the body r continually
breaking down and being consumed,
and to keep the animal in a healthy
and vigorous condition there must be
q constant supply of new material. If,
in addition to repairing the wastes Of
the system and furnishing it with heat
and energy. growth is to be made (as
n the case of immature animals) or
milk secreted an additional supply Of
food Is required. To supply food in
the right proportion to meet the vart
Gus requirements of the animal with
out q waste of food nutrients consd-
Hermanner Volksblatt. [volume] (Hermann, Mo.) 1875-1928, 1914-02-27
HERMANN
@
OTTO n. ~vOELKERDiNG,
Hartmann. Mo.

Weine g9ertftdite 1T nit allen n6tbisen
Wafd)inen auS9eriiItct INN aGs Neparaiu'
rem an SampI' uub SoioIineW 'oId)inen
DreIdl' unb GrntemaIdjinen raid uno gut
anS3uilihren,
UiuidlincntbciIe, gi6bren, Sci, Bumper
uIm. ItetS on 6ano.
acknowledgements cine epe5ia
lItdt.
Hermanner Volksblatt. [volume] (Hermann, Mo.) 1875-1928, 1914-02-27
EdVU. w a1&
u0.

Raaft GefIi9eI Gisr und 5armpro.
bakte unb besablt Oaiur burh Vim
meiiuns aui bic Sermann Savings
Sanf. rbesablen pinttlid fir
iebe Qblieferune.
Su 90. 8al3 @ebaube, an Der
5rpntitrabe.
The Watertown weekly leader. [volume] (Watertown, Jefferson County, Wis.) 1912-1917, 1914-06-23
Charles Lamb and HASTINGS.

Hastings, which is to indulge in a
pageant of heroes, was an object of
particular aversion to Charles Lamb.
Il love town or country" he wrote,
but this detestahle Cirque Port is
neither. If it were what it was in it's
primitive shape, and what it ought to
have remained, a fair, honest fishing
town and no more, it were something
with a few struggling fishermen's
huts scattered about, artless. as its
cliffs, and with their materials filched
from them were something.
could abide to dwell with Meshech; to
associate with fisher SWANS and SNUG
glers. There are, or | dream there
are, many of this latter occupation
here. Their faces become the place.
l like a smuggler. He is the only
honest thief. He robs nothing but
the revenue, an abstraction l never
greatly cared about. London Chron-
icle.
The Watertown weekly leader. [volume] (Watertown, Jefferson County, Wis.) 1912-1917, 1914-06-23
MAN SURELY NEEDED HELP
TrebIy Bereaved, One Believes His
Appeal for "Lone" Must Have
Been Granted.

A Boston philanthropist, it is said.
not long ago received the following
letter:
Dear and Noble Sur: Knowing
your kind hart an nobleness of nachur
rite these few lines to asst will you
be SO kind as to add to your good
deads the following. I have lately
lost my horse, my home and my wife.
So being horseless, homeless an wife
less am up agin it hard trying to
earn living. Would you be SO kind
in the goodness of your CRATE hart to
help me along some finanshially I'M
till | can replace nay three losses
when 1 am shure i can repay you.
Once on my feet i can make good
my losses an would pay back the lone
with intrest. A small lone would help
but a bigger one would help me to
reach the COLE Of suckcess sooner and
therefore you would get your money
back sooner, SO it would be better for
both if the lone could be large as
possible. Hope to have favorable
reply ETC."
The Watertown weekly leader. [volume] (Watertown, Jefferson County, Wis.) 1912-1917, 1914-06-23
MADE A PERSONAL APPEAL
Tailor's Desperate Endeavor to Make
Convention Listen TO "His Best
Customer"

Register OLoughlin of Brooklyn
will think twice before he undertakes
to address another convention of
tailors. His own tailor led him into it.
For me-" said the tailor, you do it.
With my friends it makes hit
O'Loughlin put on his openwork
clothes and sat on the platform Tail
ors, cutters, buyers, city statesmen,
bushelmeG, models, bosses, other
items of the tailoring industry buzzed
loudly on the floor. Now and then
some man would enter and be greet
ed with applause.
That" said O'Loughlin's' tailor and
guide, lis Max Schleiner, he is the buy
er for Clipperstein & Menx"
Hours O'Loughlin sat there. At last
he was introduced as the next speak
er. No one paid the least attention to
him. Conversation rose toward the
heights of emotion. After three false
starts O'LOughIin sat down. He was
angry enough for arson. His tailor
saw the black rage on his brow.
Ladies and gentlemen" he bel
lowed, whacking at the table with
his gavel. You should listen to
Mr.. OLoughlin. He is my best Gus
toner. "-Pittsburg Chronicle Tele.
graph.
The Watertown weekly leader. [volume] (Watertown, Jefferson County, Wis.) 1912-1917, 1914-06-23
|FABI Is 3d. 81
IN WlUKllL1
SLANG ABE
| @

ting the worn Trail that led from one
Agency to another.
Artistic Temperaments were more
Abundant than Lamp Posts and get
ting an Audience with a Big Gun was
just as easy as Opening a Time-Lock
with a Hat Pin.
She had an offer at the HippOdrome
to walk in front of an Elephant wav-
ing a prop Palm, but she spurned it,
because she was ready to do Desde-
mona at Moments Notice
AS for the Laudatory Article writ
ten by would-be Willie Winter Of the
wild and woolly West, she couldn't
find any one in the neighborhood of
And Street who had ever heard OF
the Tank Town in which her Folks
were SO Prominent.
In order to get Experience, she
signed up with a No Company, play
ing the Part of the deaf-and- dumb
Lady who crosses the Stage and re-
moves the Tea Things early in the
Second Act
When the Troupe went on the Rocks
at Mauch Chunk, Penna., the erstWhlle
Favorite of the Pocahontas Club found
herself sitting on Trunk marked
'Theater'' standing off a Deputy Sher-
if and waiting for an Answer to her
Wire.
The First Old Woman, who remem-
bered Edwin Booth, came and sat be-
side her.
do not be discouraged, Honey"
said She. GO right back and start all
over, and possibly sometime Next
Year you will again have the blessed
Privilege of going up a neglected
Alley twice a Day and changing your
Clothes in a Barn. Any Girl with
your Looks and Family Connections
can curl up in Four-Poster at night
and then saunter to the Bath over a
soft Rug in the Morning, but only a
throbbing Genius can make these
Night Jumps in a Day Coach and stop
at a Hotel which is operated as an
Auxiliary to a first-class Saloon. 1t
will be Hard Shedding for the first
Is or 20 years, but by the time you
are 40 you may reasonably count on
getting 20 weeks out of every 50, run
ming around in front of a Kineto-
scope"
Lila pulled into the Scene Of her
Early Triumphs with a mere sugges-
ton of No. Grease Paint still lin
gering behind her Ears.
AS the Train rolled through the
Yards, the Foreman of the Section
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The Middle Course.

Senator Root at a reception was
discussing the Mexican situation.
Steer middle course" he said to
an extremist. These extreme ideas
are always wrong.
THUS at tea, one young girl asked
another:
And where are you going this sum-
mer, dear?'
From the way mother talks was
the reply, you'd think we were going
to Newport. From the way father
talks you'd think we were going to
starve. But l suppose We'll steer
middle course, as usual, and put in a
fortnight at $12 Atlantic City board
ing house,"