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The daily Alaskan., 1914-06-10

Any Copyright book in Hartwig- suns store, formerly priced at S1.50 s1 g0, now your choice aI 25C. Paper covered novels, 9 for 25C. 5th and 8rollway. l0t-5-1g.
The daily Alaskan., 1914-06-10

Tn view of the wine mess ou..r of Secretary Daniels, iJ is of r.e u.- most importance for the United States tC retain possession 0. ..a waterwCrks at Vera Cruz.
The daily Alaskan., 1914-06-10

Some of the newspapers are s... casting asDers.ous ou Colonel Roosevelt One of them. the other day, accused him of having w.sa- Iessed" something.
The daily Alaskan., 1914-06-10
0uIy ono "BROMO QUININE"

Whenever you feel @ cold coming uD, think of the full name, LaNa- tive Bromo Qutuiue. Look for sig nature of F. ". Grove on box 2Jc.
The daily Alaskan., 1914-06-10

The Panama canal is long, but not as long as some of the speeches the senators are making upon ir.
The daily Alaskan., 1914-06-10

T. R. "declared tha, tho o- tographgrs and geograpaers of ali nations were wrong" But wa" slight the photographers and s..u- Ographers9
The daily Alaskan., 1914-06-10

Mrs. Paukhurst has now ha.. provided with a receipt for another five days ius-al.meac OH her -.r." years sentence.
The daily Alaskan., 1914-06-10

S0th Infantry Lodge, No. 1890. LOYAL ORDER OF MOOSE. Fort Wm. H- Seward, Halnes, AIask Regular Meetings every Thursday night at 7:30 ?. 10. All visiting bro Lbss cordially welcomed.
 Any one desiring Information about the Lodge Hlu confer a favor by addressing
 THE SECRETARY.
The daily Alaskan., 1914-06-10

The country is entitled to H.aa just what terms of entire equality those barge,oads of sugar enjoyed in the Panama canal
The daily Alaskan., 1914-06-10
w. D. STOUT

Location Notices, placer aaL quartz. soc. 8 dozen at the DauJ Alaskan office. B..
The daily Alaskan., 1914-06-10

Having discovered the River Q. Doubt, Colonel Roosevelt seems ia- tent on entering upon 8 camua.ga of doubt.
The daily Alaskan., 1914-06-10

A resident of North Bay. 0u-. took bis wife and two cLlLdre. .oa a pleasure ride on the lake tu . canoe Only his body is needed .a make the family funeral complete.
The daily Alaskan., 1914-06-10

salsarl5o for too Daily AIasfan
The daily Alaskan., 1914-06-10
Arctic Brotherhood

Arctic BrotherhoOd.- F- -.--r.
 -BE - Camp Skagway No. N75S-5Es a. B. moetB every Tues MY day evening at 500 D ID. E1arp. TLsiung brothers cordial y welcome D. J. Rich, Arctic Chief W. R. Hllerys Arctic Recorder.
The daily Alaskan., 1914-06-10

Some slrewJ Yankee with t. good brand of glue to sell 5s likely to make a hit before long by -ir.a- t the name of Uuerra.
The daily Alaskan., 1914-06-10

TEE SECRETARY.
Milford chronicle. [volume] (Milford, Del.) 1878-1974, 1914-05-22
Check the Measurements

Leg room, depth and width of seats
with those of any car selling from $1,000
up to $14OO- II find this is ''big" car
IN inches as we'll as immense" in eff
cheney. Note up-to-date strearnIine BODY
design, left hand steer, center control and
other features of the highest priced cars.
Milford chronicle. [volume] (Milford, Del.) 1878-1974, 1914-05-22
The Car that is Rapidly Sell

Maxwell "25" $50 car 49, I he, IN IN
Maxwell Motor Company. Detroit
Mich, will within year be the fastest solI;e
automobile in the world. 0----'s
And this isn't such an extraordinary nre-
uCOon When you consider the manv very
remarkably good points of the Maxwell "25 )
ana me present phenomenal demand
a prominent writer who has inteIl;oer,+1,, ,4.,.-
oe SUBJECT said recently that the time Is co-o;r
~.ien most families in the United States will oug
g. - many places Maxwell "25s' are used NOT on,,,
lo pleasure purposes, but for business reasons
"e mus rendering highly efficient double seTc %
distinctive position. - occupies
Milford chronicle. [volume] (Milford, Del.) 1878-1974, 1914-05-22

It's in class by itself. 1t hasn't ara
because it gives what other cars do mott
Sesses more advantages that benefit ya
sldered, of course.
The Maxwell "25'' Car has al tn,
OF higher priced cars and none Of their
It IS truly marvel of engineering genius ii
trustworthy in every detail of construction I'D
1t IS made from the best materials that braasa
money buy.
The Maxwell "25" is light, practically
car OF extraordinary capacity, power and Psf
symbolizes speed, power and economy.
The cost of oil, gasoline and tire rnaintenaa'
as to be positively amazing. This has been u'
The Maxwell ''25'' is more than just ma1
IS suPerbly constructed, roomy 5-passengef aua
is real full grown car, beautiful, smooth, sTia
satisfactory streamline automobile.
The Washington times., 1914-11-15

200 Hook and Ladders or Fire
Engines; made of iron throughout
witt leather harness; beau
tifully painted; in pretty colors; 3
large prancing horses; 90 inches
long; just the toys for
jolly times. $500 value. 01 IN
Tomorrow ............. U1sVV
The Washington times., 1914-11-15

You Can Get Your Fa0orite Set of Books
On Club Plan that is Innovation in Book Selling.
Something different! Originated by The House
of kann and open to 100 members only. Ask about
it at the Book Store-BaSenlen
The Washington times., 1914-11-15

$50 Loaded Truck: complete
with barrels. boxes, and bags; with
one large brown or black plush
horse: mounted on large rolling
platform. 20 inches long. Ct m
Special ............... UAsVO
The Topeka state journal. [volume] (Topeka, Kansas) 1892-1980, 1914-01-24

It is roomered that Alb Snyder &
Miss Sary Ann Gore is engaged tc
each other and that they will be mar
ried in the not far distant fuchure
This amt the first time this roome.
has been started sinst Alb and Sary Ann
begin to keep company with each other
six yrs ago. Who starts SIGH malishus
roomers ennyhow?
Sam Haywood & wife of Elderberry
Gap Sundayed and also Sunday dinnerd
with Mr.. and Mrs Lem Gookins last
Sunday returning home Sunday evg.
full of chicken and conchious of a day
full of pleasure.
Hank Dewberry went pickerel fshin
through the ice over to Gootchic pond
last Sunday. Hank did't ketch no pick
erels, but he ketched a turrible bad
cold. Well, what else did Hank ex-
peckt to ketch settin around on the
ice? Rev. Moore says this is retribu-
shion sent on Hank for fishing on the
holy Sabbath. Hank say as a rule he
has better luck on the Sabbath than
emmy other day.
Deacon Butterworth one of the stanch
pliers of Bingville made a friend
ly call on Ham Wilkins tother evg.
Ham made some hot punch consisting
of hard cider colered with raspberry
juice. The Deacon drunk four glasses
of same and Ham says he newer seen
the Deacon so tallsytive. When the
Deacon started home he begin to sing
"Old Hundred" as loud as he could
sing.
It wont be very long now until spring.
Well spring cant come too blamed soon
to suit us-the sooner, the quiker. say
we.
Hike Peters ct hole mince pie be-
fore going to bed tother night. Hike
says he squirmed around in his sleep
some and dfeamt some dreams that
he woke up holern for Help" but out
side of that the pie diddent disturb him
emmy to speak Of.
Mrs Cy Hoskins says she darned nine
prs of wool socks at the toe for Cy one
day last xk. Mrs. Hoskins says she
cant imagine how Cy wears his socks
out at the toe So We persoom its be-
cuz he don't trim his toenails often
enuff
Miss Phronicia Hunt of Snake Bend
come to Bingville to church last Sum
day with a new bonnet on. Phronicia
never comes to church unless she has
a new hat, or dress or something. Come
again. Phronicia were allus glad to see
YOU and your new buds.
These is about all the Local Breefs
which we can think up at this sitting.
More of the same brand next wk.
The Topeka state journal. [volume] (Topeka, Kansas) 1892-1980, 1914-01-24
Sossiety

Miss Milly Underwood a nounced
some time ago that she was going to
celebrate her coming birthday by a
+urrible brillyunt funckshion and them
as expedited to be invited looked for
ward to the happy event with good
cal OF anticipashion. Now Milly comes
out and says that her birthday come and
went before she realised it and that the
party is therefore postponed until next
VI. There is some who thinks Milly for
got her birthday purpose
Miss Jane Hillyer has agin took up
her soshial duties among our aleet after
being laid up for wk from bad cold
in the head and chest
Mrs Anne Hillyer give a afternoon
tea last Thursday to few ladies Them
as was present says that the tea was tur-
rible weak and the doughnuts served
with it must of been baked at least two
weeks prior.
WANTED will pay spot cash for
pelts &, hides. If you have emmy pelts
& hides bring EN- to me.
Bingville. IVES WOODRUFF.
N. B.-We desire to explain that the
above item amt sossiety item. but
advertisement
The Topeka state journal. [volume] (Topeka, Kansas) 1892-1980, 1914-01-24
Impertinent Personals

BENJAMIN Gibbs of Sorrow Hollow
was in town last Tuesday so we was
told, altho we diddent see him. BENZ
allus sneaks in and outen town without
coming nigh us. We persoom the rea-
son for this is he owes US nine yrs on
back subscripshion & it would be very
embarrassing to BENZ to meet us Ease
to Ease.
Rev. Saml Moore preached last Sun
day morning with his overcoat. mitts &
hat on, being as the church was SO cold
Rev. Moore kept his hat on being as
hes very bald & thort if he TUX it off
he might ketch a cold.
Lem Brown, our expert carpenter
says that owing to the cold weather
business in his line is very slack. Lem
does odd jobs of inside work in his
shop however SIGH as repairing chairs,
ct cettery too numerous to mentchion.
Granny Slocomb while knitting a pr.
of wool socks for her son Job. had the
kitten to git holt of her ball of yarn
and afore she notised It. the yarn was
all snarled up in turrible mess Gran
ny chased the kitten outen the house
with broom 4 it amt been saw sinst
& Granny says she hopes it newer will
come back
- "O(AAy W&AASQ AutO ITCH
Weathersbys store tother night and aslst
Hen for a two for FIVE seegar. Hen
handed him the seegar & instid of ask
ing Hen to charge it. Hank up and
slammed down a two dollar bill and
told Hen to take it outen that. Hen
couldn't change the bill being as he
had only $1-z3 cents worth Of change
in his cash drawer, so he had to charge
the seegar after all. The MYSTERY is
where did Hank git so much money
and everybody is wondering If he
could of come by it honest
Mrs. Bige Barker cooked up a hull
mess of fresh sawsidge for Biges sup
per tother evg. Bige is a great hand
for sawsidge & he ct & ct of it until
he couldn't ct anothr bite to save his
life AS a result Bige has been turrible
sick to his stummick ever sinst and he
says he call<ilates hes had enuff sawsidge
to last him for quite a spell
Mrs Hen Smiley says that shes need
ed shoes half so1ed all winter & that
her husband who is a cobbler amt had
time. to do it yet. Well, you know
what the old saying is, Mrs Hen-its
the shoemakers wife who allus has to
go without shoes.
The Topeka state journal. [volume] (Topeka, Kansas) 1892-1980, 1914-01-24
Too Expensive

Ras Slocomb has stopped smoking
seegars and says he wont smoke an
other one as long as he lives. Ras
never smoked a seegar in his life until
last wk being as he al1us smoked a
pipe, but last wk he purchased two see
gars from Hen Weathersby for cts
and set right down in the store and
smoked EN- all up one right after
tother.
Ras says he liked the taste of EN- first
rate but that seegars is too expensive
luxshury for him & his pocketbook
wont stand the sprain. as you might
say. Ras has went back to his pipe.
The Topeka state journal. [volume] (Topeka, Kansas) 1892-1980, 1914-01-24

We was told on good authority that
Hen Weathersby prop of our general
store has new wrinkle in the way of
fish called ~Boneless Goldfish" but we
don't believe a word of it.
Who in Sam Hill ever heerd of cod
fish or any other kind of fish for that
matter which diddent have no bones
in it? Why that's ridicklus in the ex-
tream & whoever started SIGH a report
ort to be ashamed of theirself.
LATER-We've jest been down to
Hens 4 to our amazement & surprise
he has got ''Boneless Goldfish its
simply Goldfish meat with the bones all
TUX out. Well, we thort there was
SOME ketch or other somewheEeA
The Topeka state journal. [volume] (Topeka, Kansas) 1892-1980, 1914-01-24
Love, Ssntyment, EtIkette
ct Cettery
BY MISS AMELIA TUCKER

bY M1SS AMELIA IOCkEN
NOTlS-Whoever 10 troubled with
love, sentim&nt, etikstts. ct eettsry,
il cordially invited to ask Amelia
questshions concerning same.-Editor
Bugls.
Dear Amelia-Would you think it
proper if I was to wear a slasht
skirt in publiek7
MARY WOOD.
That depends on to what extent it IS
slasht, Mary. If your skirt amt slasht
too high it would be PERFECTLY proper
to wear it on the street, but if it is
s1asht too high it would make you look
ridicl<lus. Bring the skirt around and
lie inspeckt it for you.
Miss Amelia-Ime In a turrible
bad way ever sinst I walked home
from church with Mindy Pepper
last Sunday. cant skeercely sleep
& l amt got no appetite. What's
wrong with me ennyhow?
JIM PETERSBY.
You be in love, Jim, that's what's
wrong with you. can tell this at a
glance from the simptums you describe
If you take motifs you will likely also
OOSSAVC PoAPdtoSAIOu VI TIC uC6TI.
When you wall<t home with Mindy you
fell in love with her, that's all. The
only thing for you to do is to see if
Mindy reciprocates your affeckshions.
If she does you'll get cured & if she
don't you'll haft to NOPE along until
time heals your bleeding heart.
Dear Amelia-1me turrible jellus
of a certain hussy in this town.
What am going to do about it?
HILDY JONES.
You ort not to let the Green Eyed
Monster of jel1usy imbiter your fair
young life, Hildy. We know who you
be jellus of-its Jane Hoskins, and we
know why. too-its becuz your steady
company. Sam Perkins. had her out
slay riding last Satterday night and you
& Sam is on the outs. If Sam wants to
go with Jane, let him go it, Hi1dy.
There is jest as good fish in the sea as
have ever been ketched.
The Topeka state journal. [volume] (Topeka, Kansas) 1892-1980, 1914-01-24
Country CORRESPONDENCE
SORROW HOLLOW

Jemima Hoff has a bealing in her
ear and says she amt slep a wink for
moren wk. Jemima has the sympathy
of the entire community. We don't
know of ennythink more aggervating
than jest bealing in the human ear.
Mrs. Sam Bellew is spending few
days with her sister over to Lands End
who is making dress for her.
Heck P1ympton purchased a hound
dog recent which had fleas and now
Heck has EN-. Heck says all that makes
him mad is that the dog amt got nothink
else to do but scratch whilst he his
self has to do his reglar work into
the bargain.
Ben McAllister made a trip to the
CO seat last wk & returned home a
leetle mite under the weather. Ben
tried not to show it in his walk and
talk, but when you got wifi of his
breth you knowd he'd been drinlin.
Ben swore off on Jan LIST too as ushual
r. u. ON.
ZION CROSSROADS
LATE Henderson amt workink for
Seth bingham. They had fall out and
Seth paid him off.
laid enuf eggs of late to pay for their
keep. Eggs is very skeerce in our
midst
Bill Woods is having a turrible
scramble to serape up enuff money to
pay the intrust on the mortgage on
his farm. Bill says he don't care mo-
think about the mortgage itself so long
as he kin raise the intrust on it.
Eb Hoovers COW had two calls last
wk They was both twins n you might
say.
The Topeka state journal. [volume] (Topeka, Kansas) 1892-1980, 1914-01-24
EDDYTORIUL

Gentle & omnivrous reader, lit
tie do you realise as you begin to
read this eddytoriul how turrible
neer you come not to readin emmy
eddytoriul tall in this ishue of the
Boogle.
Everybody win reco1leckt what
a auful cold mite last Tuesday mite
was. Well, when we retired on the
afore mentchioned evg we het up
our household soapstone until it
was jest about red hot and TUX
same to bed with us to remove the
chill from betwixt the sheets as it
were.
Jest as we was dozin off we in
advertantly pushed our left foot
agin the soapstone and with a loud
yell of derishion jumped clean out
en- the bed & landed in the middle
of the floor on our Ease smothered
in bedclothes. After we had did
this cupple of times we managed
to git to sleep, but during the night
being as the soapstone was SO
warm we kicked the bed clothes
often ourself in our slumber unbe-
knownst to us and woke up in the
dim gray dawn with one of the
worst colds in our head & chest
that we ever ketched in our life.
Personally we woodent want a
snake to have as bad a cold as we
suffer from at the present writing.
I'VE have nearly coffed & sneezed
our fool head often our shoulders.
Our eyes is full of tears and our
nose is as red as a beet We cant
! taste nothink nor smell nothink but
the worst of it is our brain don't
seem to work and our he'd don't feel
as if it had emmy brains in it for
that matter.
Which is why it is SIGH turri-
bic chore to dash off eddytoriul
on some deep subjeclet of vital in
terest to humanity and if you'll ex-
Goose us this wk we wont dash off
none except this dissertashion on
"A COLD & HOW TO KETCH
ONE"
We have been dosin ourself with
mustard plasters, ginger tea, pep
per poultices & foot baths until we
be nearly parboiled & burnt to a
crisp, as you might say and by next
wk we hope our brain will be work
ing with its ushual activity to en-
able us to dash off a eddytoriul that
will make you all set up and
scratch your heads to understand
same.
| WATCH OUT FOR NEXT
lWKS BUCLE EDDYTORIUI,l
The Topeka state journal. [volume] (Topeka, Kansas) 1892-1980, 1914-01-24
Razor Wanted

l have desidei to shave myself bue
how can when I amt got no razorf
Therefore will buy a old seckond
hand razor often you if you have one
to sell. No others need apply I win
pay you cash for same up to Is cts for
am going to invest in one. If you ask
moren this you'll haft to trust me for It
Bingville. HINK BARCLAY.
The Topeka state journal. [volume] (Topeka, Kansas) 1892-1980, 1914-01-24
WIFE
LOST
STRAYD!.

Being as my wife has went and
left her bed and left me to
board myself without giving me
emmy notise whatever of her inten-
shions of doing same, and whereas
l can't find her nowhere & amt
a going to hunt for her very much
fer fear l do find her, hereby
give notis to the general publick
and everybody else that I won't
be responsible for no detts
which she makes and don't pay
for.
If Sary Ann buys ennythink -
berries emmy money and charges il
to me I WARN YOU that you
do so at your own risk becuz !
won't pay it.
Sary Ann and never got along
very well ennyhow, and l calkilate
its jest as we'll she has went and
l hope for the sake of my peece Of
mind she won't come back again.
I'm Citing turrible tired doing
my own cooking, and Pine awful
lonesome in the house all soul
alone. Sary Ann had mean dis
posishion, but she was better to
have around than nothink a tall.
Soon as l kin git bill from
Sary Ann and git myself legally
separated from her, I'm . going
to spruce up and keep my eye
open for . mother wife No Z.
Please write, 1adies-Objeckt, mat
rimony. 1 amt very particular
what kind of a wife I marry -
she has got some money.
Yours for a wife, :!
Jabez Crum
Bingville.
The Topeka state journal. [volume] (Topeka, Kansas) 1892-1980, 1914-01-24

neck Enos says he wonders what in
tarnashion will happen to him next.
VERITAS.
Evening times-Republican. [volume] (Marshalltown, Iowa) 1890-1923, 1914-02-23
HOUSE IMMIGRATION COMMIT
TEE ABOUT READY TO MAKE
REPORT ON BILL.
PROSPECTS OF GREAT FLOOD
OF AlNDUs UNLESS CHECKED
White Labor Compelled to Hunt Other
Jobs When Composition Arises =
Largo Sums Of Money Being Sent
Homo to Enable countrymsn to
Come to America.
Especial Correspondenee.l


Washington. Feb. 23.--Indications are
that congress is going to shut out
Hindu immigration. The house immi-
grafton committee has been hearins
arguments on the Church bill In the
past week. Congressman Church. 81
California. author OF the measure. ap-
peared and also Commissioner General
Caminctti. While the committee has
given no formal decision on the bill.
it is strongly intimated that 1t Will be
favorably reported. Its supporters
think it will pass the house and prob
ably the senate.
Before the committee Congressman
Church told of his personal exper-
fences with the Hindus. He sees pros
poets of great flood OF Hindu immi-
grafton unless 1t Is absolutely smut
out. He pointed out that from the city
of Stockton. Cal, alone. $4,000 In one
month was sent back to India. 1t was
sent in large part to enable other
Hindus to come TO this country. He
believes that before long, unless there
Is excursion legislation iiluuus VIII NC
coming to this country by tens OF
thousands and the tide will reach DAN
gerous heights. He urges that It would
not be difficult to exclude them now
but that 1t will be II the matter is al
lowed to droft.
White Labor Can't Compete.
White labor. MT. Church says. stands
no chance by the SIDE of Hindu labor
when Hindus get into the labor field.
he observes, white labor finds Itself
hunting for job
But in the case Of the Hindus, those
who are promoting the legislation look
on the Hlndus as unable to do more
than protest verbally and hence ex-
cluson seems likely. Nevertheless, the
committee of Hindus recently here
made it plain that il there were ex-
clusion legislation, the Hindus being
British subjects. they would make
things extremely uncomfortable for
British rule in India unless Great
Britain insisted that the Hindus be
given admission to the United States.
Great Britain Is not In position. Of
course, to dictate Americas immigra :
tion laws. Nevertheless, the discomfort
In India Is such that the British gov
eminent might feel compelled to make
representations in order to appeass
the Hindus.
Strengthen CALIFORNIA; Protest.
Another side OF the matter Is thai
Evening times-Republican. [volume] (Marshalltown, Iowa) 1890-1923, 1914-02-23
HOW YOU NAY THROW
MAY YOUR GLASSES

. The statement ID made that thou
oatds wear eyeglasses who do not
rea4ly need them. II you are one Of
the4e unfortunates. then, these glasses
may be running your eyes instead Of
helplng them. Thousands who wear
thee1 windows" may prove for them
selves that they can dispense with
glaatss II they will get the following
prescription filled at once: Go to any
active drug store and get q bottle Of
Op1ona: MI . two-ounce bottle with
warm water and drop in one DIPLOMA
tabaet. With this harmless liquid solu-
tioA bAthe the eyes two or four times
DAILY, and you are likely to be aston
ish1d It the results right from the
steft Many who have been told that
THU have astigmatism, eye-strain.
catafact, sore eyelids, weak eyes, con.
juSctivitis ana other eye disorders, re-
port wonderful benefits from the use Of
thu prescription. Get this prescription
Aid and use it: you may 50 strengthen
YOU eyes that glasses will not be nee.
ea6afy. Thousands who are blind, or
nearly %, or who wear glasses would
never have required them II they had
c4SQ6 for their eyes In time. Save your
eyes before 1t II too late! Do not, be-
come enc Of these victims Of neglect.
Eyeglasses are only like crutches and
every few year, they must be- changed
70 at tho 1versincreasing weakened
condition. % better nee if you can. like
many others. ~ clear. healthy. strong
magnetic eyes Through the prescription
hers iivsn.-Adv.,s no.