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Mrs. Grundy. (Tracy City, Tenn.) 1903-1930, 1914-04-09
DIZZY, HEADACHY,
Sick 'CASCARETS'
Gently cleanse your liver and
sluggish bowels while
you sleep.
Get a 10.cent box


Sick headache. biliousness, dizzi-
ness, coated tongue, foul taste and foul
breath-always trace them to torpid
liver; delayed, fermenting food In the
bowels or sour. gassy stomach.
Poisonous matter clogged in the In
testines, instead of being cast out
Of the system is re-absorbed into the
blood When this poison reaches the
delicate brain tissue 1t causes con.
geetion and that dull, throbbing, sick.
ening headache.
Cascarets Immediately cleanse the
stomach. remove the sour. undigested
food and foul gases. take the excess
bile from the liver and carry out all
the constipated waste matter and
poisons In the bowels.
A Cascaret tonight will surely
straighten you out by morning. They
work while you sleep--a 10-cent box
from your druggist means your head
clear, stomach sweet and your liver
and bowels regular for months. Adv
Mrs. Grundy. (Tracy City, Tenn.) 1903-1930, 1914-04-09

the worst symptoms Of chronic dyspep-
STA. Since taking DR.. Caldwells
Syrup Pepsin these have all gone, and
although Mr.. Goucher says he is 81,
he does not look more than 40.
Syrup Pepsln is sure in its results,
and vast Improvement over chewing
or swallowing tablets and mints. or
taking cathartics, salts, etc, all OF
which are harsh and nauseous and at
best do but temporary good. You can
obtain Syrup Pepsin at any drug store
for fifty cents or one dollar a bottle.
Results are always guaranteed or
money will be refunded.
Families wishing to try a free sam
pie bottle can obtain it postpaid by ad.
dressing DR.. w, B. Caldwell, 203 Wash
ington St, Monticello Ill. A postal
card with your name and address on 1t
will do.
Mrs. Grundy. (Tracy City, Tenn.) 1903-1930, 1914-04-09
RET0RT SHOULD HAVE STUNG
Magazine Writer, His Suit Rejected,
Delivers Himself of Most I'm
gallant Speech.

Your aristocratic American million
aire will often make a mesalliance,
land marry chorus girl or parlor
maid But l notice that your arlsto-
cratic American millionairess, al
ways keeping her head. makes good
match"
The speaker was Nine. Montessori,
the Italian educationalist She con-
tinued
"on my way hither on the boat
there was a beautiful American heir
ess to whom young magazine writer
from the West paid assiduous court
But he, on account of the low rates
OF the magazine, was as poor as a
church mouse, and so the heiress
would not consider him seriously.
AS they leaned side by side over
the rail one afternoon, the heiress,
looking over the rolling waters, sighed
and said:
81 love the sea-
The impoverished and embittered
magazine writer retorted with a
sneer:
80 don't see why. 1t hasn't got
any money"
Mrs. Grundy. (Tracy City, Tenn.) 1903-1930, 1914-04-09
PL0W LAND DURING WINTER
Soil 10 Put In Better Condition Thar
When Work Is Done In Spring
Also Kills Insects. ,...

There is a diversity Of opinion as to
the advisability of blowing in win
ter.
1t is generally conceded, however,
that sod lands should be plowed in
the winter season. The freezing and
thawing of the soil puts it in much
better condition than it can be put by
the pillow and harrow after the spring
has opened
Winter blowing also destroys many
insects that would damage crops IL
they were allowed to live.
There will be much more moisture
laid up in the soil and saved for the
use of the growing crop the next year
If the blowing is done during the win
ter season than there would be il it
were left until spring.
The capillary connection with the
subsoil will have time to be renewed
If the blowing is done early.
Mrs. Grundy. (Tracy City, Tenn.) 1903-1930, 1914-04-09
WORK OF WOODEN HEN
BRooDERS SHOULD BE THOR.
ouGHLY CLEANED.
Good Location in Warm Place Where
Temperature Never Reaches Freez-
lnh Point--Successfu Method
of Feeding the Chicks.
(By Il. X. PARKINsoN.D

In buying new breeders there should
be great care as to selection and a
strict observance of rules regulating
temperature. Breeders before being
used should be cleaned, scrubbed, dis
infected inside and out, lamp fiues
cleaned, outside painted. then put in
the sun to air and dry and also new
wicks bought and used for each hatch
Now to find good location. An in
door brooder should be kept in warm
place where temperature never goes
below freezing. An outdoor one should
be in sunny place, for sun is very
essential.
The brooder placed, cover floor and
the hover with an inch OF dry sand, on
top OF which Except under hover and
for foot in front of it, spread finely
cut clover or hay for about an inch.
Light the lamp, or stove, whichever 1t
may be, regulating the temperature
according to directions so the heat
Mrs. Grundy. (Tracy City, Tenn.) 1903-1930, 1914-04-09
RESULTS FROM SANDY SOILS
Organic Matter Docs Not Crust Over
and Become Hard and Brings
Earliest Market Crops.

The organic matter in sandy soils is
held in more accessible form for
plant food than any other soil. 1t
does not crust over and become hard,
is warm and easy to work, will not
adhere to the farm machinery and get
sticky when being worked, more OF
the land can be worked with the same
amount of labor, and it will bring the
earliest market crops of any kind of
Mrs. Grundy. (Tracy City, Tenn.) 1903-1930, 1914-04-09
Jim's Response.

Because OF her own good looks, Mrs.
Hatch felt she married beneath her
when she took up" with one.eyed
Jim. For six months she was faithful
to her vow never to twit her husband
about his deformity; then one day her
sharp tongue got the better of her,
Jim listened quietly to his wife's es-
innate of himself, physical and other,
wise. ELLEN" he spoke at last, in his
calm voice, you're my wife now, but,
If I'd had two eyes. I'd a looked
furder," Judge,
Mrs. Grundy. (Tracy City, Tenn.) 1903-1930, 1914-04-09
Hadn't Seen pedestrian"

While two men were driving in the
country in an automobile the i, cal
broke down. Finally one decided ia
walk on until his companion could
make the necessary repairs and over
take him. When the car was in run
ming order again the driver started
up, and mile farther along came to
an old negro hoeing corn near the
roadside. did pedestrian pass this
way awhile ago." asked the man al
the wheel. No, sah | been right
head on dis cohn patch more n an
hour, an nothin' done passed cept
one solitary man, an he wuz a-tramp
in long on foot"
Mrs. Grundy. (Tracy City, Tenn.) 1903-1930, 1914-04-09
Eats Freely But
Has No Dyspepsia
A LifrIe PepSin in a Mid Lava
tiue Promptly Corrected
q Bad Indigestion.

Fortunate is the one who can eat
anything" without suffering the tor
lures of dyspepsia. but az few are so
fortunate, care should be taken In the
matter of diet. Eating slowly, masti-
eating the food thoroughly and taking
a short walk after the heavy meal of
the day will do much towards assisting
digestion. ANY grown-up person ought
to know the peculiar foods that do not
agree, and these should be avoided,
When these common-sense aids fail,
the next thing to do is to take mild
digestive tonic with laxative proper
ties, and there is none better than DIR.
Caldwells Syrup Pepsin. 1t contains
the greatest of all aids to digestion,
good pepsin. II has other ingredients
that act mildly on the bowels, which
together form n combination for the
relief of dyspepsia or indigestion that
ia unsurpassed
I, Its action Is to tone and strengthen
the stomach and bowel muscles so
that they can again do their work nat
urally without outside aid, and when
that happy moment comes all medi.
cine can be dispensed with, 1t is the
best remedy obtainable for any dis
order of the stomach, liver and bow
els for dyspepsia, constipation bilious
ness, headaches, drowsiness after eat
ing. gas on the stomach, etc. Thou
sands Of users will testify to this,
among them Mr.. ]. w, Goucher, Sites,
Idaho. who for several years had all
Mrs. Grundy. (Tracy City, Tenn.) 1903-1930, 1914-04-09

times when it would be difficult to
work other land on account of being
wet and muddy.
When we apply manure to the clo-
yer We are getting the lever under
the very center of gravity of the farm
If we lift the clover crop the whole
farm comes up with it and produces
larger and more profitable crops.
Mrs. Grundy. (Tracy City, Tenn.) 1903-1930, 1914-04-09

She--Oh, Fred, dear, you are so no
BILE, so generous, so handsome so
chivalrous, 50 much the superior OF
every man / meet can't help low
ing you, Now, what can you see in
plain little me to admire?
He--Oh, don't know, dear; but you
certainly have very good Judgment
Tit-Bits.
Mrs. Grundy. (Tracy City, Tenn.) 1903-1930, 1914-04-09
Tin In lime.

The ferret-eyed little man stepped
across the street car aisle and whis-
pered into the ear of the tall chap
in gray suit:
You'd better wipe that bit Of egg
off your chin. The income-tax man is
just two seats in front of you. In
dianapolis Star
Mrs. Grundy. (Tracy City, Tenn.) 1903-1930, 1914-04-09
Value Of Cleanliness.

In the prevention Of disease in a
dairy herd too much stress cannot be
put upon the Importance of cleanli
ness of the cows.
Mrs. Grundy. (Tracy City, Tenn.) 1903-1930, 1914-04-09
Raisinu TURKEYS.

No use to try to raise turkeys un-
less the poults are kept free from
lice. They should be examined at
least every ten days.
Mrs. Grundy. (Tracy City, Tenn.) 1903-1930, 1914-04-09
MAKING Plans.

Mighty good farming can be done
In front of the fireplace or alongside
If a hot stove on stormy day BY
making plans for next seasons work.
Mrs. Grundy. (Tracy City, Tenn.) 1903-1930, 1914-04-09
Frey's Vermlfuue

is a children's remedy with a record
of rs years of success. It's the best
known specific for worms which so
many children suffer from. Contains
no calomel. 25c. at all dealers.-Adv.
Mrs. Grundy. (Tracy City, Tenn.) 1903-1930, 1914-04-09
Very Final.

What the matter?'
'She has rejected me again. She
says this Is final
did she say how final?" inquired
the older and more experienced
man.
Mrs. Grundy. (Tracy City, Tenn.) 1903-1930, 1914-04-09
Brains Count Most,

It is not the man who works tho
longest hours in the field who has the
biggest barns. Brains count more
than mere muscle.
Mrs. Grundy. (Tracy City, Tenn.) 1903-1930, 1914-04-09
Naturally.

What did you think of Jim's rattle
snake story"
1T was a rafting good tale"
Mrs. Grundy. (Tracy City, Tenn.) 1903-1930, 1914-04-09

Some people count their chickens
even before they have any eggs.
Mrs. Grundy. (Tracy City, Tenn.) 1903-1930, 1914-04-09
CUrLLs AND FEVER AND AGuE

CHILLS AND FEVER AND AGUE
Are Promptly Cured by Elixir Babek:
81 recommend Elixir Bnbek' to all
sufferers of Malaria and Chills. Have
suffered for several years. have tried
everything, but failed, until 1 came
across your wonderful medicine. Can
truly say II has cured me."-George In
scoe, Company G, 4th Battalion.
Elixir Babek so cents, all druggists or
by Parcels Post prepaid from Kloczew-
ski e. Co. Washington, d. c.
Mrs. Grundy. (Tracy City, Tenn.) 1903-1930, 1914-04-09

AS a matter of fact, necessary
evil is unnecessary.
Mrs. Grundy. (Tracy City, Tenn.) 1903-1930, 1914-04-09
Intermittent.

Knicker-Any luck?
Bocker-No, the fish seemed to be
in part time schools.
Mrs. Grundy. (Tracy City, Tenn.) 1903-1930, 1914-04-09

A food for sore lungs. Deans Mentholated
Cough Drops. Cure coughs, by relieving
the soreness-5c at Drug Stores
Mrs. Grundy. (Tracy City, Tenn.) 1903-1930, 1914-04-09
Logical Result.

Putnam Fadeless Dyes color in cold
water. Adv
Mrs. Grundy. (Tracy City, Tenn.) 1903-1930, 1914-04-09
BIG COLORADO RANCH

offer the biggest and best In the grain belt entire
cut up in small farms TO suit money maker;
1850 acres; $40 up, according to choice; long time
II desired. True description guaranteed by owner.
PERL r. BARNHOUSE,GARY,C COLORADO
The Washington times., 1914-04-10
Georgetown Resting
Before Tiger Contest

Georgetown's varsity nine is resting
today before tackling the strong Prince
ton team tomorrow at the Hilltop. The
JIilltGppers gave the Buffalo Feds a
tough struggle yesterday, going down to
defeat by . score of S to 4 1T the hands
OF the outlaws. Fred Smith, formerly
of the Boston Braves. walloped out four
hits for Buffalo. leading both teams with
toe bat. The score:
The Washington times., 1914-04-10

Many historians maintain that the
majority of the greatest men in
American history have been those
who have used no middle name.
They point to George Washington.
Thomas jefferson, Abraham Lincoln,
Theodore Roosevelt, and others.
How far this proportion obtains in
baseball we are not able to calculate.
but today we have with Us one of
the few Nationals who do not part
their names in the rniddle-Howard
Shanks
Were it not for Shanks there are
thousands of Washingtonians who
would never know where there is
such a place on the map as Monaca.
. In the quietude of Beaver county, in
western Pennsylvania, IS this hamlet
which sent to Washington one of the
speediest fielders who has ever
burned the gardens of the American
League, and, in the opinion of his
commandant, the greatest fielding
outfielder in baseball today.
A former Georgetown player-Tom
McCreery, who wore the Blue and
Gray in the middle nineties-saw
Shanks cavorting, hopping, and skip
ping about the Fairgrounds of Mon
aca High School with such force. en-
thusiasm, and speed that he grabbed
him up to play independent ball.
In 1909 Shanks Joined the East
Liverpool. Ohio. club for his first
experience in the organized ranks.
He finished that season and the next
wear was shipped to Youngstown.
the home OF McAleer. past com
mander of the Nationals
Some brother Elks tipped off Nc
AIeer to the youth to fame praC-
ticallv unknown, who was lurking in
the Ohio town, and. on their say SO,
supported by the scout who made
a special trip of inspection, McAleer
grabbed Shanks.
The Monacen justified the conf
dence that had been placed IN MIN.
and the only times that he has been
missing from the left field has been
, when while on the Red Cross list
allowing his ankles to strengthen
after having them injured by jump
ing into bases with the speed OF
cataput.'
Shanks is twenty-five years of age,
and does not appear any Older, is
unmarried, but still has hopes. ranks
among the good lockers Of the club.
The Washington times., 1914-04-10
HAMILTON OBTAINS
BONUS AND RAISE
Star SouthpaW Of Brownies Will
Collect $4,000 for Three
Years Contract.

ST. LOUIS. April lo.-Earl Hamilton,
the star southpaw of the Brownies last
season. received 5000 as \ bonus for
signing a three-year contract for 1900
with the Kansas City F'ederals, ac-
cordipg to his roommate today. Ham
ilton has two more years to york out
4 three-year contract with the Browns,
and on being offered this big raise by
George Stovall. he exclaimed the whole
matter to Colonel Hedges. He told
Hedges that he would remain with the
Brownies, IL the coione! came across
with the same terms. Colonel Hedges
laughed at him. So Hamilton signed
with Stovall.
Glenn Clements, the former Michigan
university backstop, brought here for
a trial by Manager hickey, has jumped
the team and Is said TO be headed for
the Federal League.
The Washington times., 1914-04-10
Whites Long Drive
Defeats PrincetOnianS

%-hcn White Catholir University's
shortstop. came up in the ninth frame
Of the Princeton s:.me yesterday. Don
nelly was on third and the score was
even at nothing. White picked one of
Deyo's fast ones ana shot it on line
into left field, Donnel!y easily scoring
the lone run that gave the Brookland-
ers a victory TO o. It was a great
ritcher's battle between Deyo and
Croker, the Tiger twirler showing
hits.
The score r. II. i.
Princeton ........... go Opr 600 =
Catholic Univ. ...... 600 40 COL 6 0
Batteries-Princeton. Deyo and KeI-
liner; Catholic University, Croker and
LaChar.-
The Washington times., 1914-04-10

the way they warm up a few minutes
before time is called is the eXplana-
tion Of the manager.
Favored by the best baseball weather
they have had since returning to their
own lair, the Nationals put in two hours
Of real work this morning, the pitching
OF Dick Williams being easily the fea-
ture of the practice.
The big OkIahomian buzzed them over
a mile a minute, and the regulars
could do practically nothing with his
delivery.
That all records for crowds at Ma
tional park will be smashed or the
tweDty-third is indicated Ey the ad-
vance sale of seats.
The box office at the grounds was
opened yesterday morning with the in
tention of transferring the sale to
Spalding's this morning. At sun down
iast evening, however, every single
coupon had been grabbed up W the
steady line and now the patrons of the
park must look to the pavillions and
bleachers for seating space when the
GriffmCn make their 1914 bow On the
Georgia avenue plains
The Washington times., 1914-04-10
CHARLIE DOOM WANTS
HARRY COLLIER WHEN
OLD FOX LETS HIM co
Leader of the Phes Wants to Give Former Georgia Tech
Twirer Chance Before Sfdng-Schwartje Will Play
With Portsmouth 1914 Team.
BY THOMAS KIRBY.

Should Griffith decide 10 send Harry
Collier, his Georgia pitcher, to some mi
nor league, he is likely to find compli-
,ations in the form of a bid from the
Philadelphia Nationals.
Early in the spring word reached
Charlie Doom that there was a prom
sing twirler at Georgia Tech, and he
sent scouts Southwark to annex the
player. Griffith, however, stepped into
The breach and grabbed Collier before
the arrival Of the Quaker delegate.
Now Doom has heard that Griffith
may desire to send Collier back. and
would like the Georgian to bolster up
II at pitching corps SO badly riddled by
lhe Federals, and further temporarily
weakened by the fact that Eppa Rixey
y II not report from the University OF
Virginia until June.
After walter Johnson has served his
allotted time in todays game. Joe En-
Sol will be sent in against the Boston
rIub.
Following ou; his policy Of placing
AIS surplus material III clubs where they
an obtain the best tutelage with a
lew Of their ultimate return TO the
amp of the Nationals, Griffith is dick
ling 10 send Hans Schwartte TO the
P"rtsmouth club, of the Virginia
.."aGUe
The combination at Portsmouth is in
rlarS@ OF Jesse Tannehill, who formerly
played in Washington. and who was
Il one time rated as one of the great
st of the left-handers. IL Tannehill
should take Schwartz Griffith would
Expect the lanky German to return here
~ the autumn a much refined article So
ia- as pitching is concerned.
In tomOrrows game it is planned TO
Itch Joe Boehling and Jim Shaw. with
larry Harper and John Bentley as the
probable choices for the engagement at
Providence on Sunday.
Don't be misled within the next couple
Of days by announcements as to who
Griffith will pitch at Boston next Tues
Gay. and in the opening home game on
NpriI -. This morning Griffith said he
himself does not know. and, while John
son may be- used in both of these in
lgurals, the selection will be dependent
ntiTely upon the order in which the
"Ien are called upon up to the opening
"ates and the condition they show i'm
mediately before these games.
As much as ] would like to show
lohnson in both OF our openers. we are
ont there, primarily. to win. and J will
No guided in my selections entirely by
The Washington times., 1914-04-10

After Walter johnson has served his
allotted time in today's game. Joe En-
-"l will be sent in against the Boston
r-lub
The Washington times., 1914-04-10
Braves, 5 to |.

BALTIMORE. April 10.-The Balti-
more Internationais could do nothing
with James pitching, and lost to the
Boston Nationals yesterday by score
of to l. A base on balls, a stolen base.
run. Score:
r. II. l..
Boston ...............,..OJ 900 30 10l-5 IL
Baltimore .........,.....6c 90 100 0co-1 3
Batteries-James and Whaling: Cot
trell, Morrisette, and Egan.
The Washington times., 1914-04-10
Will See First Game.

BUFFALO.N. y. April 1o.-As an in
dication OF the interest the Queen City
Of the Lakes is taking in the Federal
League. Mayor Louis p. Fuhrmann will
head par.y Of 100 local fans leaving
here Sunday night for Baltimore to at
tend the opening game.
The Washington times., 1914-04-10
Tigers Are Trimmed.

CINCINNATI, April 10.-The wildness
of BoehIer and two costly errors by his
teammates were responsible for a VIC
tory by the Reds here yesterday by a
score o. : to 1. "Rube" Benton, the
star Ieft-hand pitcher OF Cincinnati
was invincible for five innings. Score:
r. II. T..
Cincinnati Observation-Disclosures. :
Detroit Observation-Disclosures. ..............l > )
Batteries-Benton. Ames, and Clark,
Blackburn: Boehler and Stanage.
The Washington times., 1914-04-10
RuCker Has TOnSilitiS.

NEW YORK. April 10.-Nap Eucker.
Brooklyns star pitcher. is seriously Ill
as q result Of pitching against the Yam
KEGS last Saturday. Rucker had ton
silitis. and yesterday his physician
stated that his temperature was 10.
Rucker had been ordered TO stay IN
bed for several days, and it is doubtful
if he will be able TO play until after
the opening Of the season next week.
The Washington times., 1914-04-10
HOly Cross, 6 to 5.

ANNAPOLIS, Md. April 10-Holy
Cross team yesterday gave Navy its
first defeat Of the season by a score of
6 to ). Score:
r. II. E.
Holy Cross 900 800 03o-6 4
Navy .....-..-..-...-.-..l0 100 1O2 OOl-S
Batteries-Fahui, Murphy, Graski, and
Hicks.
The Washington times., 1914-04-10
Introducing "Howard the Handsome" Monaca's
Greatest Living Graduate, Who Cavorts
in Left Field for Old Fox Grf-
hth's Pennant Chasers.
By THOMAS KIRBY.

and IS dubbed Howard the Hand
some," rating well up on the popu-
larity list among his co-workers.
The Nome daily nugget., 1914-02-13
PRESIDENT IS SATISFIED
 WITH WORKING OF POLICY

Hut I'rcsidcnt Wilson did not swul- low the bait SD tcmptingly held out by Insult and violation of the usases "f diplomacy. He just sat back and smiled and went on cutting of Huer- ta's money supply until now the dicta. tor finds 1t hard work to pay the butcher and baker and grocer who are delivering the daily supplies at the back door of the palace.
 It now seems that the tenure of ofr ce of the man who won the presi- dency by assassination and held it by murder was narrowing down 10 the limit of few weeks at the most.
 The policy of President Wilson so far as Huerta is concerned has seem- inRly met with success. What will happen after the eventual fall of the present dictator is the question which people here are now asking. Has President Wilson something else al- ready framed up in case the man who succeeds Huerta proves to be IS much of a stumbling block to peace as the present incumbent of thr natiOnal palace.
The Nome daily nugget., 1914-02-13

states. as d means 0f preventing or of ,..sling n state of war that 1t was at i;r>t derided by Europe as the policy If a nladman. Hut the beauty of the
 !. heme is that it is working. Huerta is bottled up in Mexico City and is surrounded by the few troops who remain loyal to his setting star of des- tiny. He is tied hand and foot for the lack of funds and look where hs will he cannot raise one cent with which to carry on his campaign against the rebels who are pushing closer and closer to his stronghold.
 Mir. Wilson Is fguratively sitting back and laughing at the plight of the man who defied him to come to Mexico with the soldiers and the ships of the United states and put him out of the D, esidential chair. It was just what Huerta wanted, war with the United states for it would have strengthened his hand immea ssurahly to have been !, hIr to use the card of q foreign in vasion to draw the people together in a patriotic rnlly in defense 'uf their land.
The Nome daily nugget., 1914-02-13

far as to say that child murder is one 0. the practices of the Voodoo cult and that the wierd people in the canebrakes with whom the beautiful creol wo- man associated had made her think flat she was destined to become . E, eat mamaioi. or Voodoo queen. and that In order to prepare herself for the honor she must make a great sacrifice io the Voodoo gods. These sacrifices. according to the religion of the wor. shippers. when designed for the pro