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St. Paul tidende. [volume] (St. Paul, Minn.) 1902-1928, 1914-07-10

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bragte 6e e~leftrilfe 2ebninger /
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iporeoe GRANDCHILDREN % begpnote
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De ban tffe babe giort, for ban fun-
De lite Hippo lbs igien. Meb $50.
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St. Paul tidende. [volume] (St. Paul, Minn.) 1902-1928, 1914-07-10

49, $500 SA@% q 4tlIleU9 ltllt4,
EDr oe tilbage UNDER r~M6optipmooe-
re1t"s lnne1oe Ginger, % @'atten err
|oa rert ODER 6enne uegennpttige
Dsooerfjerligbeo, at Den ofte fit
ter Spnen poa Si6en al &obebet,
ct 8ln6 / 9unmurf.
6pao ban baDoe i 6eltflaifen. On
6tltorie, iom .&osf. Dogblno" paa-
itoar er ianofaroig:
Beo en- ipif @arniion par Me-
forbi, og Sberitleitnonten
bapoe let paa &e5'ultatet af oe for
lebne Tigers Sbeb og Mgie. Mefrut-
terne itanr &gr, og Sberitleitnanter
retter forifiellige spprgsmoal til
Dem:
@pao bar Sc / Deres geltfla-
1fe, 43?
- Ebe, ST.. Sberitleitnant.
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loa liot forlegne no. Sber1tlgitnan.
ten imileoe imiolerti6 og iagoe:
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st Dg anbet.
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tier @gl6tfe / &enne til Mi66er al
3annebrog.
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paa 8areerne fra lite Sanl1ar til
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blepen n%oarbei0et at &ebeielifnbet.
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itrafs lagt &plen til enonu ct Mo-
torifib.
4ongen bar bifal6et, at Mabp
og @ierite6 sogne / Malborg 5tift
mao aoiftlles / firfelig &enieenoe
fra lite Srlt, og at Sognefaloet for
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te ifer, pil aongen ltrafs ialge Slit
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nes @ruSgrab peo 2unobpeoe peo,
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par SO Mar gammel % gift.
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neo lin Tamilie. gn Population
:nofanot Jig forleoen Mften in6en
4freiien Dos Naitoreneog oDerrafte
ct @uloubr me6 @ip0e, lebfa-
Jet at e1 Moresie meb 1853 lnoer-
St. Paul tidende. [volume] (St. Paul, Minn.) 1902-1928, 1914-07-10

@ao, 5arpel % Sat!
9ienere1t itlbieoe ct 9ieblif:
- So, set ct / Ser. 20 9re.
Spa foiter bet &enge? fpurgte
ben gar1le forbaliet - &onlen iog-
De ellers, at BET bar frit. =8
&porlebes?
49, So, Samfen iagoe, % leg tog
|bje1nmefra, at alting bar frit ber-
i,1oe. Men, leg Dor 10 8enge og
|ifal gierne betale! Men leg troeoe
bare. for &anien iagbe 10.
Saa git Der ct 2ps op for 2iene-
rem: sa5 #I
9Neoab! ganar @anien bbar fogt
bet! So, ina er set en- onoen Sag.
rson ifaI De lite betale 1togetl Z
Sen garnle riffeoe beroIiget:
MRb, leg tprfte bet nofl &an-
len pleier 10 at pi6e geffeo meo Sc
Delel
Pc MI er ben goanIe toget biem.
&a11fe1ts altorttet e. 10 belofgDis
lite neSobriaot
GbriitiansbDres llbiu,sfnias. BIT
|lebst At @oag Gsgors. Qoraiite.
Bat 81 or r5 befieno bellutte gbbri-
Ili|s'1 81 Il 81 II n to 81
St. Paul tidende. [volume] (St. Paul, Minn.) 1902-1928, 1914-07-10

Gelpmprb pao 9otel1et. Sper-
retslagfprer Noul Borrts Olrif fra
gtborg bar ituot fig paa &otel
Mopal / MarbuS, bpor ban bapoe
inologeret Jig; % mont BRIO Dprer
op til bans 8prelie, fanot man bam
liggenoe affl9bt paa 5engen, 0rRbt
pe6 ct Mepolperffmo. @an bar for
IS Mar iioen 5ulomngtig Dos en-
pngre 8pggeiagfgrer aigbenbapn
og TOM ielo / @anifeligbeoer UNDER
8nnffriien, iaa bans pelbapenoe
Jamilte maatte bi9lpe bam. Ser
efter blep ban Ga1l6mpgtig / Sire
6ericia og lenere / Sfipe, og for ct
8ar 9lar iioen begpnote ban Gor-
refining / 8iborg. @nn blep 3nfas.
iator for en- 2an0boforenings Inf=
TONER men maatte pluoielig opgipe
oenne Stilling, biitnof efter at So
miIien paa1p baboe biulpet ba1n.
San fgrte ct pil6t 2ip, % Gorret-
ningen oaffeoe lite bans itore Gor-
.brlrg, laa ban bar iiiiffffert mi figrt
ful0itanotg foit; Der tales ogiaa ON
@efiel-MffRrer.
Gn Dpergbene bos 2alrs 9eter
Moller1p Marf, bar
l9ngere Gtb ligget paa sgg, men
troog oens l%1oboloenbeo tom Der in-
gen @pllineer bDilfet bar tit natur-
Iige Mariag oert, at Der ttangler en-
$nre geiRtningett. Sorleoet1
fsote i11ioIerti6 @oaroeus Sat 81
aillinger Marbeoen Of ben S1 rll.l
geroe Duergbg1e % n l1,F b9apoel
aaaten foortIIaool uuugerre gy enensl
The Tacoma times. [volume] (Tacoma, Wash.) 1903-1949, 1914-09-07
PROGRESSIVE TICKET

must skfo
progressive ballot when pIaeeD
United
j. A Faconer will
insure the defeat of Sandpat
For congressman
LEGIsIATVE
For state senator. 26h district
For state senator, 2Sth district. for ". p.
for Bryant
choice of
and Edwin +. Masterson
For state H.
c. M. - :
A johnson
For district. Craig A.
sheriff. nd
r. w Jameson McAtee s to
of all labor
For clerk Mcfarland He has a
good
For county auditor J.. l..
There opposition
candidate
candidate
schools.
Is a for
commissioner, j. is
For commissioner Third district, OF
Magi
For constable vote for Edmund Morton Albert Price
The Tacoma times. [volume] (Tacoma, Wash.) 1903-1949, 1914-09-07
REPUBLICAN, TICKET


United
hav Lorim name
r. A. Wiley
district,
r. Kelly ..
Heinly the candidates. There
district, Calvin
but his James H. Davis the
3sth district defeat Daniel Gfkey.
traitor.
A J. b. Hawthorne being only candidates.
Times endorse the candidates.
E. F. Mckenzie
FOR perhaps candidate.
For s n Calvin J.
prosecuting attorney Times
. Latcham
Tor
For of schools H. r. s a
For II. White Is probably
For coroner F.. J. Stewart
district
candidates opinion
district. Times
mend o candidates
Dewitt NJ Evans and Wedel Foss
For candidates W.
Mathies o. Johnson
The Tacoma times. [volume] (Tacoma, Wash.) 1903-1949, 1914-09-07
How to Look Less
Than Your Age

There are three golden rules that
every woman who would ward off
signs of advancing age should fol-
low.
1. Cultivate cheerfulness. Those
who understand the physiological
effect of worrying, know this ad-
vice should be taken more seriously
than II usually is.
2. Whenever the compile xion be-
gins to look worn or withered, use
ordinary mercolized wax for a week
or two. Apply nightly like cold
cream, erasing IL mornings with
warm water. This gradually alb
serbs the thin film of surface skin.
revealing the fresher and younger
skin underneath. An ounce of the
wax. obtainable at any drug store,
is enough TO retuvenate any com
piexion.
3. When the tell-tale wrink les
appear. or cheek and chin muscles
begin to sag, battle the face once a
day for awhile in a solution of pow
dered saxolite, l o.. dissolved in
X pt. of witch hazel. This has a
remarkable effect i'm "firming up"
and smoothing out the skin.
"Advertisement"
The Tacoma times. [volume] (Tacoma, Wash.) 1903-1949, 1914-09-07
DEWEY ON SOUND

With the distinction of being
the first passenger steamer
through the Panama canal, the
PaeificsAlaska Navigation COM
pany's liner Admiral Dewey,
which will enter the Tacoma-San
Francisco service, arrived on
Puget Sound last night from New
York. She made the trip in IS
days, stopping at Los Angeles
and San Francisco.
The Tacoma times. [volume] (Tacoma, Wash.) 1903-1949, 1914-09-07
Prisoner Hurt

Failing head foremost to tho
steel floor Of a corridor In the
county Jail last night while CIV
ing an athletic exhibition on al
iron bar. Nike Walton. a ouasn-
ault Indian. suffered a compound
fracture Of the skull and IL In
critical condition at the county
hospital.
Walton was a federal prisoner
at the jail. held under a charge
Of attempted murder on the
Quinault reservation He was
-chinning" himself when he
pitched forward on his head.
The Tacoma times. [volume] (Tacoma, Wash.) 1903-1949, 1914-09-07
BIG VOTE EXPECTED
IN PRIMARY TOMORROW

tomorrow is primary election
day.
Polls in every city and country
precinct open at IL O'Clock and
close at O'Clock.
Owing to the length of the bal
lots and the fact that there are
four separate tickets, compl etc
returns of the primaries will not
be tabulated for at least two
days.
Announce Party.
Voters tomorrow must an
nounce their party preference
when entering a voting booth. IL
you vote a progressive ballot, tor
instance, You must announce the
fact to the election Judge when
You give your name to him, and
you will receive the progressive
ballot. You cannot vote for can
didates on other than one ticket
tomorrow.
There will be first and second
The Tacoma times. [volume] (Tacoma, Wash.) 1903-1949, 1914-09-07
CITY PREPARES
TO TAKE over
MASON LIBRARY

Commissioner Owen Woods
has begun action to take over the
Mason library, formerly an ad-
junct of Whitworth college.
which has reverted to the city
since the college removed to Spo-
kane. An attempt to make an
inventory of the library property
this week showed that q piano
and seevral chairs have been re-
moved. that rightfully belong to
Tacoma.
The Tacoma times. [volume] (Tacoma, Wash.) 1903-1949, 1914-09-07
Judge Is Robbed

OLYMPIA, Sept. THE home
of Supreme Court Justice Marx
A. Fullerton was robbed last
night of jewelry, money and n
watch, by burglar, who when
surprised after a day spent in the
country, fired two shots, one
missing Mrs. Fullerton a few in
ehes.
The Tacoma times. [volume] (Tacoma, Wash.) 1903-1949, 1914-09-07

WENATCHEE. Sept AFTER
five years of dry" experience,
Wenatchee will vote on the
'liauor question on November )
10 decide whether the town will
agEin have licensed saloons. Bus
!iness men largely signed the pc
aition calling for the election.
The Tacoma times. [volume] (Tacoma, Wash.) 1903-1949, 1914-09-07
MEET

Assistant postmasters of the
state met at Tacoma today. well
coined by G. ]. Backus of Taco
ma, and held their annual con-
vention at the Commercial club.
This afternoon the delegates were
scheduled for an automobile sight
seeing ride about the city.
The Tacoma times. [volume] (Tacoma, Wash.) 1903-1949, 1914-09-07
Queen Helps Fund

LONDON. Sept. Z. when
Queen Alexandra visited the Of
fices of the National Relief Fund,
her majesty bought for $40 a
silver watch which a poor con-
tributor had sent to be sold for
the fund. She directed that the
watch be returned as her gift to
it's former owner.
The Tacoma times. [volume] (Tacoma, Wash.) 1903-1949, 1914-09-07
DENY REPORTS OF cRUELTIES

NEW YORK, Sept. Accord
ing to messages sent here by
American newspapermen now fol-
lowing the course of the war in
Europe the stories of German
cruelties are groundless. Til az
declare they have accompanied
The Tacoma times. [volume] (Tacoma, Wash.) 1903-1949, 1914-09-07
ISLE or WIGHT
CLEARED or HOsTILEs

LONDON. Sept. T.--All Ger
yised by the police TO leave the
Isle of Wight. Scouts are TAX
ing census Of foreigners
The Tacoma times. [volume] (Tacoma, Wash.) 1903-1949, 1914-09-07

choice PROVISIONS In voting Tor
candidates for nomination for
United States senator on the pro-
gressive and democratic tickets.
Both first and second choice
votes must be cast, or the vote
will for that office not be count
ed.
Heavy Vote Expected
An unusually heavy vote is ex-
pected tomorrow. Exactly 2S,-
496 voters in the city of Tacoma
have registered, making a new
record for registration. Vigorous
campaigning has been conducted
In the country precincts of Pierce
county, and IL is anticipated that
the county vote will also be larg-
er than usual.
Each voter will have two bal
lots-the party ballot that he
calls for and the non-partisan
judiciary ballot. There are eight
candidates on the judiciary bal
lot, but vote for only three.
The Tacoma times. [volume] (Tacoma, Wash.) 1903-1949, 1914-09-07
How to Vote


Tor This recommendations based careful and
many unfit candidates have opposition and WILL of be
to in
ollOw
The Tacoma times. [volume] (Tacoma, Wash.) 1903-1949, 1914-09-07

PARIS, Sept. THE allies
advance defense lines have come
in contact with the Germans
southeast of Paris and were sue
The Tacoma times. [volume] (Tacoma, Wash.) 1903-1949, 1914-09-07
GERMANS CLAIM VICTORY

LONDON, Sept. Accord
ing to an official German state
ment received here by the Mar
conf wireless the allies are in re-
treat between Paris and Verdun.
The German troops are said to
be in pursuit.
Paris is empty and the only
The Tacoma times. [volume] (Tacoma, Wash.) 1903-1949, 1914-09-07

PARIS, Sept. MANY OF the
larger dressmaking establish
msnts of Paris are giving work
TO their staffs In the making OF
plain hospital garments for the
wounded. This IL done at their
own expense, according to TO
ports.
The Tacoma times. [volume] (Tacoma, Wash.) 1903-1949, 1914-09-07

voting the judicial
ballot William Pemberton. @. r.
and defeat Judges Chadwick
reaeonaries who
ton Mills and Hocomb endorsed
Of the progressive progressive parties
The Tacoma times. [volume] (Tacoma, Wash.) 1903-1949, 1914-09-07
BATTLE ON AROUND PARIS

reads an official statement issu "a
here. Fighting continues on
the center and right In Lorraine
and the Ncsges. The situation
is unchanee
The Tacoma times. [volume] (Tacoma, Wash.) 1903-1949, 1914-09-07

scene of animation is around he
railway stations where thousands
IF refugees are awaiting trains,
leads the communication. The
Austrian attack ON Lublin con-
tinues. The Russian advance on
Lemberg Las been brought to a
halt"
The Tacoma times. [volume] (Tacoma, Wash.) 1903-1949, 1914-09-07
SOCIALIST TICKET

There no contest socialist
offices
commissioner Third district
tice of he constable.
The Tacoma times. [volume] (Tacoma, Wash.) 1903-1949, 1914-09-07

first Frenchmen to depart TO join
his regiment was the notorious
Gustave Herve, who while ago
preached desertion.
The Tacoma times. [volume] (Tacoma, Wash.) 1903-1949, 1914-09-07

United SENATOR f.
Fore Charles
nomination as state senator from the
In the s6h district vote for Ole Granud for
VIM Archie Smith and Henry Hanks
COUNTY
nomina
CONN Toner, coBstabes
For prosecuting attorney. OF Ashton
The Tacoma times. [volume] (Tacoma, Wash.) 1903-1949, 1914-09-07

the troops for 100 miles and per-
sonally investigated other re-
ports of mistreatment of non-
eombatants only to find al of
them without basis. They de-
clare the German soldiers pay
for purchases and generally re-
spect property rights.
The Meridian times. (Meridian, Idaho) 1909-1938, 1914-01-30
STOPPED TRAFFIC FOR PUSSY
ausIness on New York Thorouehfare
interrupted While Mother Cat
Crossed the Street.

n was a busy day in Fulton street.
tines of trucks were bucking each 9th
! east and west, when out from a
oroduce store came cat, and dang
line from her mouth was kitten,
With which she essayed to cross the
street. Each time she started she had
i turn back because of a truck, and
her efforts soon attracted crowd of
oilers.
t,own from the corner came a po-
uceman. He soon saw what was the
natter. and while there was nothing
= the traffic regulations to cover
oofnt. 1t took the bluecoat only mo.
ment to decide what to do.
Going into the street he raised his
hands in the way that truckmen have
harmed means stop" They stopped.
The cat, seeing her opportunity, took
a firmer hold on the nape of her prod
fgy. and then, holding 1t high to keep
IT'S curved tail out Of the mud, she
slowly and deliberately picked her way
across and disappeared in a cellar.
The Meridian times. (Meridian, Idaho) 1909-1938, 1914-01-30

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The Meridian times. (Meridian, Idaho) 1909-1938, 1914-01-30
BADLY BURNED ON BACK

is North Ash St., Spokane, Wash
my baby was sick and had to give
him baths and rub him with alcohol
and one evening, by mistake in the
dark l grabbed the bottle that con-
tanned carbolfc acid and rubbed some
on before noticed my mistake. Baby
was burned on the back from shout
ders to the ankles. The skin was red
and biistered He suffered quite a
little. A neighbor told me about the
Cuticura Ointment, so l purchased a
box at once. / just put the Cuticura
Ointment on twice day and the
burnt skin all came off and left no
scar. 1t was only two weeks before
he was cured" (Signed) Mrs. ]. H.
Langiot, Mar. %, 1913.
Cuticura Soap and Ointment sold
throughout the world. Sample OF each
free, with 32-p. Skin Book Address post.
card "Cuticura. Dept. L. Boston. ADV,
The Meridian times. (Meridian, Idaho) 1909-1938, 1914-01-30
In the Silly Night.

They had been married but a few
months. In the middle of the night
the young wife was awakened by the
loud snores of her husband.
She endured the horrible racket as
long as she could. Then, pinching the
man sharply, said:
Herbert, you'd make less noise II
you kept your mouth shut"
Herbert, sleepy and surly, mutter-
ed
$50 would YOU"
The Meridian times. (Meridian, Idaho) 1909-1938, 1914-01-30
He Knew.

A Frenchman, being troubled with
the govt, was asked what difference
there was between that and rheuma-
tism.
"One great difference" replied
Monsieur. Suppose you take one vice,
put your finger in, you turn the
screw till you can bear him no longer,
Eat is rheumatism. Den s'pose you
give him one turn more, Eat is govt.
The Meridian times. (Meridian, Idaho) 1909-1938, 1914-01-30
A Real IoY ThriII.

Old Pcterby is rich and stingy. In
the event of his death his nephew
will inherit his property. A friend
of the family said to the old gentle
man:
Il hear your nephew is going -
marry. On that occasion you ought
to do something to make him happy
81 WILL said Peterby; 'sI'll pretend
that | am dangerously ILL.,
The Meridian times. (Meridian, Idaho) 1909-1938, 1914-01-30
In the Pocket.

A tramp approached an old gentle
man who was reclining in comfort
able arm chair on the porch.
Please help poor cripple, sir,
he whined.
The old gentleman slowly thrust
has hand into his pocket as he gazed
with anxious concern at the ill-kept
creature standing before him.
Bless me, why, of course" he said,
az he handed him a coin. How are
you crippled, my poor fellow?"
Pocketing the money quickly, the
tramp replied: Financially crippled,
r.n-Manchester Union.
The Meridian times. (Meridian, Idaho) 1909-1938, 1914-01-30
A Single Thought.

John, rather backward lover, sat
at one end of the sofa, and his sweet
heart at the other. Both minds were
too full to carry on conversation, but
at last the lady spoke:
John, what are you thinking
about?'
John, awakened from his dream
answered with drawl, "Oh, just the
same as you are and was surprised
to get the retort:
If you do Ill box your ears
The Meridian times. (Meridian, Idaho) 1909-1938, 1914-01-30
WOMAN IN
BAD CONDITION
Restored To Health by Lydia
E.. Pinkham's Vegeta-
bic Compound.
Montpelier, VT. - eve have great
faith in your remedies. was very ir-

regular d u W a .
tired and sleepy all
the time, would have
cold chills, and my
hands and feet would
bloat. My stomach
bothered me, ! had
pain in my side and
a bad headache most
of the time. Lydia
e. Pinkham's Vege-
table Compound has
done me lots of good
The Meridian times. (Meridian, Idaho) 1909-1938, 1914-01-30
The Humiliation.

Il haven't seen Hemmandshaw for
week"
"No: he hasn't been out of the
house since his accident"
WAS he seriously injured?"
mo; but he feels the disgrace
deeply
"Disgrace?"
Eyes. After living in the heart Of
the city all his life he went to the
country one day last week and was
run over by a milk wagon"
The Meridian times. (Meridian, Idaho) 1909-1938, 1914-01-30
Sanity of Hamlet

Shakespeare was asked if Hamlet
was sane.
mo New York jury would convict
him." he answered confidently.
The Meridian times. (Meridian, Idaho) 1909-1938, 1914-01-30
Not That Kind.

do you eat much meat, my dear
sir?'
No, indeed, doctor; / am valetu-
dinarian."