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Richmond times-dispatch. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1914-current, 1914-11-29
Chats With Virginia Editors

inc fredericksburg Journal worries: err we
are to be troubled with blind tigers blind pigs
or speakcasics. why not try the Essex County
plan Of six months on the roads? A little more
singer III the sentences would break up drunk
enness and the blind pigs RS we'll" We don't
Know conditions In the Fredericksburg neigh
borhood. but communities troubled with illicit
liquor selling usually have blind police blind
constaoles or magistrates whose voices are so
tence.
Prosperity note from the Duena Vista Her
aid: Right in our midst evidences of
good times The furnace that has been shut
down for so long is being put into shape as
rapidly as possible, and will probably BIO In
operation very soon." Which Indicates that
Buena Vista is again ready to fill the worlds
orders for everything in the iron line, from
crosses to crowns. Kaiser Wilhelm, please
write.
Confession OF the editor Of the Farrnyille
Herald Editor Hart some years ago planted
lemon tree. which he has nursed with tender
care, and now Is rewarded by gathering fruit
such Hs we never saw IN any market, not only
fine in form, but rich in flavor This explains
the source OF supply. Some Virginia editors
who have taken Issue with Editor Hart In an
evil hour are probably prepared to testify that
he is not only grower, but thrower, of
lemons.
Editor Cutting. Of the News Reporter, Glou-
ccster, INDUCES In n revcrie fashioning from
II
chain, this being the starting Links These cold
frosty nights and sharp. clear days ut this
time of the year take back to the good
old days on tho farm and hog killing time"
1t Is worthy OF noto that these are merely
flights of fancy that Editor Cutting takes back
to the farm. II his office force cared to talk
we doubt not that information would he forth
coming to the effect that tho editor arrives at
the Same old hour press day. and copy IS
just late ever.
on the eve of the great event, contemplating
with n cold, iishy eye, perspective animated
by brilliant scene of life, light and color--a
vision we'll calculated to inspire enthusiasm
tho Houston Record Advertiser, who has no
soul for sport, indited this killjoy comment:
Just tho Record Advertiser is In the pro-
cess OF coming from the prcss to-day, twenty
two maniacs III disguise have been turned loose
In park in Richmond to fight inflated
pgskin OF the value of about So. And here's
hoping the Virginia lunatics may smash the
Carolina squad of madmen!' Well anyhow,
they did it, Bill; they did il!
Says Norfolk Virginian- Pilot: General
operating i'll Russian Poland. may be as
tho outcome OF tho pending campaign. a cigar
Doc Cook antics Iof the general, as he moves
from Pole to Polo, reflected In reports of his
successful advances which rapidly pur-
lsucd by contradictory reports, IIlndenburg is
some smoker himself
Richmond times-dispatch. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1914-current, 1914-11-29

papers and books upon tiilage and stock breed
Ing earn less upon large farms than scientific
ngriculturlsts get from small ones. Special
training in every fold brings sure results Why
not mothercraft Tor those who as parents or
employees, have charge of schildren2 Among tho
outworn falacies OF the South was that the
best plan to follow In rearing children to
consign them to the motherly OF an
iihterate negro NANNY who had raised eleben."
many and brilliant wcro the achievements OF
tho good old mammies. who conbated ignorance
with Instinct and gave faithfulness and sleep
less vigilance where science was needed. But
nowadays 1t Is we'll known that the percentage
OF failures was Higher than sentiment likes to
admit admit and that the nurse who has had one
years training at R hospital knows more than
the mother Of "oleben" survivors of "a brood Of
seventeen-Louisville Courer.JournaL
Richmond times-dispatch. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1914-current, 1914-11-29
The pe,.un,i.t Save,

II Opportunity had enjoyed the advantage of
modern course In business efficiency, It
wouldn't leave mans door after Knocking n
single time. 1t would leave ono of these inter-
mittent alarm clocks
Richmond times-dispatch. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1914-current, 1914-11-29
The Bright Side of Life
Like Father Like Son.
rs aon takes after him."

"ln what wny?'
'Ho swallowed silver dollar, and when the
doctor applied stomach pump all he could
get out was quarter and three nlckels."-
Philadelphia Ledger.
Richmond times-dispatch. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1914-current, 1914-11-29
Two of a Kind.

Peckham---My wife talks talks. talks all the
time.
Undcrthum-You're mistaken. She must listen
part of the time my wife wouldn't be with
her much.--I3oston Transcript
Richmond times-dispatch. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1914-current, 1914-11-29

published every day in the year by The Times-
dispatch Publishing Company, Inc. Address all
communications TO THE TIMES-DISPATCII,
Times Dispatch Building, 10 South Tenth street,
Richmond, Yn.
Richmond times-dispatch. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1914-current, 1914-11-29
Reverse English.

Grubbs-What made you cut out political
meetings?
Stubbs-They shake my faith in human nature.
After had heard my favorite candidate in the
last election tell how he hated himself I went
out and voted for tho other fellow
Richmond times-dispatch. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1914-current, 1914-11-29
HAsBRooK. STORY 81 BROOKS. NC.

Entered january %. 1905, at Richmond. Va,
second class matter under net of Congress of
Mnrch g, 1870.
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Good That He neturn.a

Boy watch my horse TIL / come back.'
called man to boy iounging around the
station. as no fastened to bid farewell to a
departing friend.
"Surc! said the boy, taking tho reins
just then the locomotive whstled, and the
horse. rearing suddenly, started at full speed
up tn. road
The boy stared after the fleeing animal, and,
the owner appeared, exclaimed with relief:
ITS good thing you came. sir. for I couldn't
have watched him much longer!"-PhilndcIphia
Public Ledger.
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A Timely Smile,

Einks-Timmins seems Ike Very unassuming
little fellow.
Jinks--Yes Timmins is the sort of chap who
digs trenches for other men TO fight in.--Cleyc-
land Plain Dealer.
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FOrewnrned.

"Oh, George, George" exclaimed n fond
mother when she her small boy con-
siderably battered up and dirty. You have
been lighting again. How often have told
you that you shouldn't hght?"
We'll" said he. what arc you going do
when a fellow hits your"
"Fll bet" said tho youngster hell keep out
OF mine after this."-Houston Chronicle
Richmond times-dispatch. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1914-current, 1914-11-29
Chase OF
Income Tax
Dodgers


bo'SerS him. The man who does not pay
tho taxes duly and legally as
sessed against him Ia to degree living tho
bounty of the man who does pay such taxes; and
surely the man that Is possessed of enough
propcrty--and especially OF enough income--to
be taxed Is not that anybody else cares
to. help support. Perhaps the discovery of the
delnuucnts and the imposition OF the penalties
provided by law will cause lessening in their
number as succeeding tnXpaying days come
along but neither Mr.. Osborne anybody
else need feel that the taS-dodgcr will
cease to exist. Such nm attitude suggests over
confidence born OF inexpcriepco with human
nature. As long AZ there taxes there will
be tax dodgers indianapolis Ncwa.
The school OF Mothercraft' Is
Training institution ut work In New
School I'm York to teach mothers. girls who
,,.,,. may some day become mothers
Hio'heici"i' and young who wish TO
be mothers helpers how to care
for children. THO old-fashioncd iden that in.
stinct needed no instruction hns become an
exploded theory. The old-fashloncd preacher
did not feel although he ofte showed, the need
of special education. There was a time. and it
was not long ago, when dentist had no more
training for his work than an umbrella mender
Cooks who have been plying their art for half
lifetime, but who cannot read, con-
temptuous OF recipes and of knowledge gained
from books but they are less capable than tho
young woman of average intelligence who has
taken course In domestic science Farmers
who do not read agricultural bulletins farm
Richmond times-dispatch. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1914-current, 1914-11-29
Only n Question of Time.

When James a. Garfield was president of
Oberlin College man brought for entrance as
n student his son. for whom he wished a shorter
course than the regular
Tho boy can never take all that In" said the
father. "Hc wants to get through quicker
Can you arrange 1t for him?"
"oh. yee." said Mr. GARFIELD He can take n
short course; 1t all depends what you want
to make him. When God wants to make an
oak lie takes 100 years. but He only takes two
months to make squash."-Lndios' Home
Journal.
Richmond times-dispatch. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1914-current, 1914-11-29

Pessimism seems to have invaded the edi :
torial sanctum Of tho Wilmington Star which
on the very morning after Thanksgiving de-
hvered itself of the following: bad people
tell lies. good people tell them over and all
people pretend to hate liar Perhaps the
Star was thinking OF the persons who had
spread abroad the story OF tho alleged invnci-
bility of the Tarheel football team
Richmond times-dispatch. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1914-current, 1914-11-29

To the Editor OF The Times Dispat ch:
Sir.-The writer bcgs to refer TO an
article appearing In your valued paper,
dated Saturday, August 90, where. on
page 6, under tho heading
Richmond times-dispatch. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1914-current, 1914-11-29

The Newborn Sun, in column Of editorial
paragraphs devoted principally to describing
prosperity's onward march, also details one
obstacle. Candidates for Governor are al
ready getting busy" II says despondcntly.
Well perhaps some of them will get out OF
the fight.
Richmond times-dispatch. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1914-current, 1914-11-29
Current Editorial Comment

The income tax-dodEer Is really
an unknown quantity, now, and
we can all wish the government
success In it's quest to discover
him. The man who does not pay
Richmond times-dispatch. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1914-current, 1914-11-29

No wonder the armies are deadlocked Our
self-appointed strategists are giving all their
time to remaking the map Of Europe.
Richmond times-dispatch. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1914-current, 1914-11-29

But T. r. cannot get change Of venue
from the voters.
Richmond times-dispatch. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1914-current, 1914-11-29

Every time an international
Limitations issue arises which relates to the
OF Monroe rights 6f European and South
D,ctrina American countries. the Monroe
Doctrine to the front In
the popular mind as an essen
ttal factor In Its settlement The representations
which Great Britain and France have just made
to our State Department with regard to tho
alleged violation of their neutrality by Colombia
and Ecuador have back Of them the suggestion
that, even in case Of this sort, have peculiar
rights. which 1t Is at least polite to recognize,
that we stand. In some sort. In the position of
an elder brother to the smaller and weaker
American governments. and that we might
resent their using the birch maynard mem-
bers Of our family without their first asking
us TO make them behave themselves In point
of fact. the Monroe Doctrine, understood and
construed in the beginning. and as understood
and construed by leading authorities now, has
nothing to do with cases like that Of Colombo
and Ecuador European powers have a right
to insist that they shall either maintain an
attitude of impartial neutrality. or come out
openly for one side or the other, and they have
a right to enforce their demands. II they should
decide to take part with Germany, 1t would be
none OF our business; and II the allies should
undertake to punish them for It, there Is nothing
In the Monroe Doctrine which would Logically
compel US to Observation-Disclosures Sun.
Richmond times-dispatch. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1914-current, 1914-11-29

Men holding high Office under the govern
ment play peanut politics we'll as the gem
tiemen from the crossroads. Senator Lee Is
having bout with Senator Smith, of MIGHT
gan, over patronage matters" says tho Green's
horo Record. All OF which may be perfectly
truo. so far as the statements of fact arc con-
ccrned. but IL John Walter. of Maryland, whose
untninted and unvarying Democracy Is his spc-
cial pride. hears OF his being confused with
William Alden. Of Michigan, who Ia q Repub-
lican of the Republicans. he will try to chase
the editor Of tho Record to tho tall timbors
The fact Is. cannot DO too careful when
no gets to talking about these Smiths
Richmond times-dispatch. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1914-current, 1914-11-29

Wonder IL the proposed agricultural. census
would include city hayseeds.
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Mrtnlull0Ginlps-Dispatrb

THE TIMES, Founded Observation-Disclosures. 1SSs
THE DlSPATCH. Founded. ............ >. 1850
Richmond times-dispatch. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1914-current, 1914-11-29

THRILLING EXPERIENCES
ON TRIP FROM CARLSBAD
Richmond times-dispatch. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1914-current, 1914-11-29

Bet two links Of sausage What VIM @
Hohenzollern would give him at least bushe
of Iron Crosses IL Bismarck would only com,
back.
Richmond times-dispatch. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1914-current, 1914-11-29

Treated With Utmost Considera ton By
Military. But Like Dogs by Civil
Authorities OF Both Austria and
Richmond times-dispatch. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1914-current, 1914-11-29

And now the Thanksgiving turkey vii
once again prove. gastrononlicaIly speaking
that pussy Is not alone in having pluralit!
OF lives.
Richmond times-dispatch. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1914-current, 1914-11-29

New Jersey man has eaten s 700 pies in
four months. Unhappily he neglected to pay
for them, and is now behind the bars. Thus
native genius fails OF its just reward!
Richmond times-dispatch. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1914-current, 1914-11-29

German professor of Celtic languages has
quit the Fatherland because nobody seems
interested in linguistic studios. Naturally
They are all trying to learn the way to Paris
and Warsaw.
The evening herald. [volume] (Albuquerque, New Mexico) 1914-1922, 1914-10-20
STOMACH TROUBLES
Or. Ragland Writes Interesting
Letter on This Subject.

Madison Heights, Va.-Mf. Chas. a.
Ragland. OF this place, writes: II have
been taking Thediord's Black DrauEhi
tor indigestion, aud other stomach troub-
les. also colds, and find II 10 be the very
best medicine ! have ever used.
Alter taking Black Draught Tor a few
days, | always feel like a new man"
Nervousness, nausea, heartburn, pain
IN pit OF stomach, and a feeling OF mll-
ness after eating, are 81 symptoms OF
stomach trouble, and should be given the
proper treatment, as your strength aut
health depend very largely upon your
food ard It's digestion.
To get quick ard permanent relici
from these ailments, you should take
medicine OF known curative merit.
Its IS years Of splendid success. 10 tlc
treatment OF just such troubles, proves
the real merit Of Tuediord's Black %
Draurlit. Safe, pleasant gentle IN action.
sud without bad alter-efects, It IS sure
10 benefit both young and old. For sale
everywhere. Price sc. n C. ~
The evening herald. [volume] (Albuquerque, New Mexico) 1914-1922, 1914-10-20

Era..h and Eu-a.Ia civilians
..lshi .u Ia, German and Austrian
nrlIin I,..rr. 900 rhD outbreaks of Che
U4r at, u.a allowed tu r,turu tu
their onu .uuutr.o. cN0,ptIug t1is-
bodied fuDn u. military aRo Few r'
s.rl.'I.as are placed un aIi,1 er.W.,
remaining there. aho are allowed q.
travel short distances and Go roman
outdoors HufI % u..Iuek 90 u|auO.
which ,H, .ar.nv haur.
These .r. the conditions reported
POS . member OBJ. th, American N..
mem Relief committee of Loud.1.
who BIAS just taken ot,r O. party OF
German girls from England r,fHrr.H
with ENGLISH girls fram Germany arH
Austria Do aiso Says that food
-,sm. plentiful iu 90, places .-Its.
HuI Iie quite normal The Opera
.asnu .u 100 FRANKFORT
The ga.. .1r contributions Uf jam
which Is made uy certain British HaI
lsi.cf ~.,..,s .lukcd uy th, pr'--
WaN ir.l strangers Go believe iHI'
Thomas A.a.u- tho most pIWpsrsd
of u-HfIu- men, hut This Is NOT uH0
SINCE rn, hard EgyptIa1 campaign COL.
1854 proved that jam le not "a IuN.
Ur. 1ut . ut. uasIrs p~rtF,utIf.t, u0
lr.g. Millions ef pounds ni IHu
we're consumed los the British troop.
.u The Uu.r Nar, and a., army Dol
Franc, uf- been wei supplied with d
.u tn. present .1mpals1.
TIN, HrtI-h soldier s the best ICED
|lu E.rHpr A force uf 900 600 mrT
The evening herald. [volume] (Albuquerque, New Mexico) 1914-1922, 1914-10-20

IN, boycott ot 5,rman and Aus
.r|ar musicians. 10 employed 90 the
detrmvut ui E~lisu musicians. has
ar,u approved Ht 3D. meeting ui tho
london musicians. over which -r
Frrderi.b Coveu presided a come
mit.Dy Composed of the chairman, Sin
Edward Elglr, Edward Herman. l-lH-
dom Ronald. sidney Jones. HuheI.
Bath. Fred James luI GILBERT Webb.
Mos appointed Co. air.uIltI1. thc nr.
.,-.Iou on this subject
While English musicians -nu"
r9, taboo mus.. from Whatever
source 30 came. SIR FrsderI.k DuWsH
d.. Jared they mas. re..au.l. .h, o. .
tu.t fuly.-1 musician. H.a '.I mlHN
.,lfs .HrH,1 fU. place., white. ..
.e HI..8 rs sIullI. competent Hl.'-
.-n,r,
It . not "a question .i aumH he
.HIl zoo - 20 question Obj. .HI He.us
taI, o.. COME Irl. ugr own
Tu. prevailing opinion was rhat OBJ,
war .1.r,d lu exceptions emporium
.ry for E1gll-h mus #us since 10
iI-9 called ooa. French Hus7,an and
italian .am.ett.r.
The evening herald. [volume] (Albuquerque, New Mexico) 1914-1922, 1914-10-20
LECTURE AND MUSIC
AT
ASSEMBLY TODAY

Al the morning assembly hour oi
the University Boo Hodcy han thls
morning Miss Josephine Parsons 81
tine flr1ur delivered "a lecture on
American Humorists Mrs. Ralph e.
Henderson OF El Paao who Be- here io
appear Do concert in thc f%reHhytofian
church tonieht. play ed "a number 600
violin selections
The evening herald. [volume] (Albuquerque, New Mexico) 1914-1922, 1914-10-20

Major - rs k.tchsru. ono of th,
American army officers sent over Goo
London to almIu.ster the fuud up-
~proprlIied hY congress aa 90 Joan ta
stranded Tourists relates this eNuer
ience iiiussratIug the faith OF "a core
tain rlHes of Americans boz tho ron
crosby of luoi, sam.
one duy O. woman called no
The majors office aud sand ihat .ho
wanted the l5U due her
Thinking that She was O1, of those
nur whom money had been deuuslied
by friends WIth thc state department.
The officer asked Tor proof He rut
a. The tourist produced letter
writtcn to her by her father In this
letter the father said that congress
The evening herald. [volume] (Albuquerque, New Mexico) 1914-1922, 1914-10-20
ORRINE CURES WHISKEY
AND BEER HABIT

cRRTNT IL the sanaard remedy aud eegHlen Tented % .' ml
~ reliable home treatment for the ''lrnk Habit u ls hRiy
nrasd Gy thousands Of women, because IL has restored their loved ones 90 lives
81 vbraty and usefulness aud te wceky wuges which on one iWe we're iN
Cor DDnfk" ae nov used go purchase ue ueealtr and mm9 comforts ir
bope. Anf Ufe or nothfT who wants 10 syeh Dor husband or sn from 'hh
MIN he ed 10 know that she can purchase ohltlNE m sur store, and p H'
benefit 5 obtained after a trial hc MONEY nh o. hAde '~ !" sN" .'
enaN
OHnINE Is prepsr.l 10 tuo forms: No. T. t~t treatment q powder, aa
s.tatay tasteha aud ulofes. sNru secretly Boa food 90 drunk bhlaiNi ht p
h. pn form. Isl fr those Who de1r 90 fsf t.lImH} treatment
Costs only 300 per boa. Aas tr face Dothi ieAlg an Aiwl" AN4"'
Butts, Inc. ne West Central Ave
The evening herald. [volume] (Albuquerque, New Mexico) 1914-1922, 1914-10-20

BASS or5 few of the paper. .ecmer
Interested n o.
The evening herald. [volume] (Albuquerque, New Mexico) 1914-1922, 1914-10-20

Important auction Wednes-
day, Oct. 2l. See adv.
The evening herald. [volume] (Albuquerque, New Mexico) 1914-1922, 1914-10-20

Hfy 'afe Hud sIaIH ar, ALSO furnished
"n e.uotuJs s.Ilc lor the horses
and mules
The Keota news., 1914-10-09

C. T. PHILIP and C. r. Graves are
both citizens Of eastern Weld, and can
didates for election to the lower house
ofAthe state legislature. Both are ia
miliar with the needs and desires of the
people of this community, and can be
counted upon to work for our interests,
while being fair Is we'll to the irrigated
section. They are running on different
tickets; but on the headless ballot you
must mark after the names Of your
choice for the various Offices, SO you
can as readily vote for Philip, the demo-
crat, and Graves, the republican, as any
other way.
The Keota news., 1914-10-09

THERE is lot of talk against county
division that is not backed up by any
real argument, or facts bearing upon the
case, just AZ there is also lot of talk
for division that is likewise deficient.
The committee and subcommittee on
county division have had great amount
Of work to do to get their facts and ar
gument brought into shape for presen-
tation to the public; but at last they
have Succeeded, and their brief for di-
vision is mastery presentation of the
subject, both from the standpoint Of
what we should expect from our present
population and financial standing as q
community, as well - from the 'exper-
fences reported and tabulated from 9TH
er counties Of the state. This brief will
be printed in pamphlet form for general
circulation. You will wish to read it.
The Keota news., 1914-10-09
AKIN TO THE FORD


The writer has been more or less hap
py in possession of an Indian motorcycle
for nearly two years, but not until this
week did he learn how contrary they
can be on occasion. To Denver and
back, pert of the time carrying double
without whimper, over good roads and
bad, with the single cylinder spatting
regularly and merrily, surely tends to
development Of confidence, and of the
pride which goeth before fall. Alas!
How devious. are the ways of men and
mules, Fords and motorcycles. The In
dian went all that way, then home and
started back again on tankful of gas;
then balked on the last lap, sixteen
miles from town and two miles from a
bucket and woollen rag, just because
few little drops Of water had strayed
in with the gasoline. Hereafter this
Indian will take its gas thru = chamois
skin.
The Keota news., 1914-10-09

WELD County citizens have cause to
be proud of the administration Of the
present county officials. Every Office
has been conducted with more than or
binary business ability, and not breath
of scandal or suggestion of irregularity
can be made against any department.
The Keota news., 1914-10-09

THE business Office Of mighty big
enterprise what the Office OF
clerk and recorder il in Weld county.
And it would be difficult to find . man
better qualified than ]. E.. Shook to ad-
minister the affairs Of this important
Office.
The Keota news., 1914-10-09

IT'S time to consider how you are 60
ing to distribute your KS.
The Keota news., 1914-10-09
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