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Lower coast gazette., 1914-01-03
NJ WOULD COME LATER
Incidentally Mrs. Gordon Had Lifted
Some Load From the Mind OF
Her Neighbor.

,
Mrs. Gordon had recently moved
iato the neighborhoOd.
Il thought | would come and tell
you that your James has been fighting
with my Edward" said n of the
a%eighbors, one morning as she called
nj Mrs. Gordon's door. land settle
Tie matter il | could"
well, for my part" responded Mrs.
Gordon, h%aughtily, Il have no time
10 enter into any discussion about the
ehildren's %quarrels. consider myself
above such trifling things"
"Tm delighted to hear it," was the
seply. Ell send James over on a
stretcher in an hour or two."-Life.
Lower coast gazette., 1914-01-03
BUILDING To COST MILLION
Structure viii Be Erected by TeIe.
phone Company in New Orleans.

Western Newspaper Union News Service.
New Orleans.-It has been reported
to the Board of Trade that the Cum.
berland Telephone and Telegraph
Company, through President w. T.
Gentry, has stated that it contem.
plates the expenditure of a million
and a half dollars here in the three
years 1914-16 in buildings, underground
and submarine cables, areial cables,
etc. The development of the plant
will be such that by the end of 1916
the company will be prepared to care
for approximately 10000 telephones,
thus providing for the increase in
population of the city.
Chairman Blum states that a mil.
l%ion-dollar building is assured by
President Gentry on Poydras street.
Lower coast gazette., 1914-01-03
"CAsCARETS' FOR
LIVER BOWELS
Mo sick headache, biliousness,
bad taste or constipation
by morning.
Get a 1O-cent box.

Get a 14cent box.
Are you keeping your bowels, liver,
and stomach clean, pure and fresh
with Cascarets, or merely forcing a
passageway every few days with
Salts, Cathartic Pills, Castor Oil OF
Purgative Waters.
Stop having a bowel w%ash.day. Let
C~ascarets thoroughly cleanse and reg
alate the stomach. emove the sour
and fermentlng food and foul gases
lake the excess bile from the liver
and carry out Of the system all the
constipated waste matter and poisons
In the bowels.
A Cascaret tonight will make you
feel great by morning. They work
while you sleep-neyer grippe, sicken
or cause any inconvenience, and cost
only 10 cents a box from your store,
Millions OF men and women take a
Cascaret now and then and never
have Headache, B%iliousness, Coated
Tongue, Indigestion, Sour Stomach OF
Constipation. Adv.
Lower coast gazette., 1914-01-03
Was Back at the Back.

During study hour the youngest Of
four boys was porting over his primer
lesson while the others were playing
marbles.
Mother" the youngster said, "if l
had as many lessons to get as those
boys l would study all the time. II
they don't mind they will be sent
back"
The mother Immediately called the
boys in to observe study hour and re-
lated to them what their youngest
brother had said.
Walter answered his baby brother
by. saying: you'd better study your
self. If you don't you'll be sent back"
why, I'm already in the 'caboose,'
was the reply.
Lower coast gazette., 1914-01-03
Testimonial From High Authority

Mrs. B. l. Wilson Of Nashville. Tenn.
70 FAMED the world over for her Won
derfully delicious cakes. They are
shipped to all parts Of the globe for spe-
ciai affairs where the best OF cakes are
demanded. !.
baking Christmas cakes for the Presi-
dents. in which she uses Calumet Bak-
ing Powder.
She states:
ITO have complete success, with no
failures. care should be used in the selec-
ton Of Baking Powder"
Calumet is complimented with the fol-
lowing testimonial from her;
Some little time ago made a careful
study and investigation Of the baking
powder subject and / feel fully repaid. I
am firmly convinced from the results /
have received that there is no baking pow
der to equal Calumet for wholesomeness
and economy. and I also recommend Calu-
met Baking Powder for itsNnever failing
results"
Calumet also received the Highest
Awards at the Worlds Pure Food Expo
sition, Chicago: Grand Prize and Gold
Medal. Paris Exposition. 1917.
This will. without q doubt. prove inter-
esting and very gratifying to the friends
and customers of Calumet Baking Pow.
der. It has always been found that Calu-
met Is economical to use.-Adv.
Lower coast gazette., 1914-01-03
Just the Reverse.

A kind.hearted and witty clergyman,
enterilI: the house of one of his elders
one morning. found the good old man
numerically whipping n of his sons,
a lad about fourteen years old, and he
at once began to intercede for the
boy.
The deacon defended himself by say
ing that the youth must be early
trained in the way he should go. 1t is
best to make an impression when the
wax Is soft"
"Yes," said the pastor, "but that
does not hold here, for the whacks
we're not soft"
The deacon let the boy go.
Lower coast gazette., 1914-01-03
UNCONSCIOUS q u
Michisas Wssaess Tells es .Axfsl Suffering

Mrs. George Dolsen. Inkster, Mich,
says: "FollowinG the birth OF my third
child. I began to notice signs of kidney
trouble. l had terrible. bearins-dovr
pains through the small OF my bac% and
my blood was filled with uric ao.G. NJ
limbs. ankles and feet swellet twice thei"
natural size and a finEer pressure eft 4
dent for hours. Ny sighs was affected,
my head dizzy and I would lie for ho,trt
unconscious. / cot so thin that no one
would have recognized me. The kidne.
secretions contained white. fatty sui,
stances and K allowed to stand became
thick. I had a doctor and he said my
kidneys weren't ~filterine the lripuritiel
from my system. Nothing had the least
effect. in fact, I was getting worse. NJ
sister brought me a boz oe Doan's Kid
ney Pills and when I found they we're
helping me. I kept on taking them. T
got stronger. my kidneys began to act
right and the swelling went down. The
headaches and dizzy spells LETT me. /
picked up In weight and the pains disap-
peared. l was able to take care OF M
homework. feeling like a different wo~
man. Doan's Kidney Pills deserve every
bit Of credit for curing me-"
Lower coast gazette., 1914-01-03
pas. II AIonc.

Senator La Toilette, during his re-
cent visit to Philadelphia, said apropos
of a fragrant piece of hypocrisy:
why. the mans as bad as a New
port groom heard of.
This groom stood beside his master
while a veterinary examined a costly
cob. The veterinary. at the end OF his
examination, pronounced the cob in.
durable and took leave. Then the
master, signing heavily, turned to the
groom saying:
"'Well James, what am to do with
the poor beast now?
"'Conscientiously speaking. sir the
groom replied, 1 think you'd better
part with him now to another gentle.
man, SIR"
Lower coast gazette., 1914-01-03
Value Of cIycerIne.

Nothing is better for chapped hands
than a mixture Of glycerine and olive
oil in equal proportions. The soft
ness Of the oil takes away the smart
ing property of the glycerine.
To make %glycerine jelly equal to
that sold, and quite pure, dissolve a
one-ounce packet Of table gelatine in
a little water; then whisk it into Q
pint of g~lycerine.
Lower coast gazette., 1914-01-03
Chicken Broth.

Take a fowl, no matter how old,
and when weighed add one pint OF
cold water to each pound Of fowl.
Break the bones and cut the meat
small. Cover with water and add one
tablespoonful Of rice. After it comes
to a boil let 1t simmer for two hours.
Strain and eason with salt and pep
per and serve hot.
Lower coast gazette., 1914-01-03

Monroe.-Eastbound passenger train
No. 6 over the Vicksburg, Shreveport
and Pacific railroad was wrecked near
Powell station, eleven miles west of
Monroe. Engineer Frank Watts and
Tom Milton, the negro fireman, were
injured in jumping. Three negro pas.
sengers were slightly injured. The
train IA coming down a grade into
the station and the engineer had the
steam shut off when the engine jump
ed the track. The engine remained
upright, but the baggage car and ne
gro coach were overturned.
Lower coast gazette., 1914-01-03
COOKING TERMS MADE PLAIN
Even Experienced Housewife May
Find Some Explanations Here OF
Value to Her.

Different terms are properly USED
for different methods Of combining IN
gradients in cooking. as any n VINO
has handled a cook book very much
must know. But everyone who has
tried to cook does not know just what
these various terms signify. Stirring
is one thing, beating is another. fold
ing and cutting are yet others-that'
We all know. But what are they?
Stirring is effected with a circular
motion. widening from the center.
That is the technical description.
Beating is the operation which In
closes air in the ingredients beaten.
This can be done in any way that sep
arates the particles of the ingredients
one from another and so lets in the
air.
Folding is the term applied to the
motion which prevents the air already
Enclosed from escaping and at the
same time mixes the Ingredients con
cerned. 1t is this motion which must
be used when whipped cream, beaten
egg whites and other light and beaten
ingredients are mixed together or with
more solid masses.
Cutting is the lightest sort of mix
ing-hardly mixing at all. Shortening
is sometimes cut into flour with a
knife. But the shortening and Hour
cannot be mixed completely by cut
ting.
Keep the meaning of these terms IN
mind when you cook according to a
recipe. Remember that an ordinary
cake you stir and beat. An omelet
you beat and fold, and you do the
same thing to a sponge cake.
Lower coast gazette., 1914-01-03
Beef Cake.

Cut enough meat from cold roast
beef to make n pint when chopped
with two small onions. Add to this
two tablespoonfuls Of tomato catsup.
one cupful Of fine bread crumbs and
one-half cupful of gravy. Mix thor.
oughly and mold into cakes; sprinkle
with bread crumbs and bake to a deli
cate brown. When cold arrange on a
large platter, pour a tablespoonful Of
mayonnaise over each and stick a
sprlg Of parsley in the center of each
cake.
Lower coast gazette., 1914-01-03
Modern Drama.

M0oeTH OrdE1d.
"And have you heard all about Mel
lie Smith,"
"No-do tell me about her! l re-
member everybody used to think she
was so brilliant. and we predicted that
she would make her mark in the
world"
well. she's done 1t. She has writ
ten a very successful play"
what? A successful play?" .
Eyes. indeed"
ITO think of It! And we all used to
think her such a pure.minded girl
Cleveland Plain Dealer.
Lower coast gazette., 1914-01-03
McAlnin Salad

Cut a small head of lettuce in two.
Wash carefully without breaking.
Place quarters of grape fruit and or
anges alternately oye the top, cut
small diamonds of green sweet pep
per, and strips Of pimento and dress
with a French dressing. Refreshing
and attractive to the eye. as well az
the palate.
Lower coast gazette., 1914-01-03
When Beets Prove Tough.

Late in the winter old beets are sc
tough and pithy as to be unpleasant
besides which objection there is the
further one of their taking so long to
cook until approximately tender. A
new way Of preparing them may prove
a welcome change, as well as overcom.
ing these objections. After boiling the
beets, as usual. and removing the
skin, pass them through the food
chopper, then return to the fire to
reheat, adding seasoning Of butter.
salt and pepper. Every particle of the
vegetable will then be tender. eatable
and we'll favored.
Lower coast gazette., 1914-01-03
Fresh Pork Shoulder.

Take a small shoulder and boil un-
til the bone comes out. Then make q
dressing Of eight small potatoes, two
or three onions. one-half loaf of bread
and let soak until soft. Season with
poultry dressing. Wrap in white cloth
and press over night. This is very
nice.
Lower coast gazette., 1914-01-03
Natural Mistake.

"Waiter!!" shouted the monday pa
tron of a very rapidly working down
town cafe Saturday.
In due time the waiter heard the
summons and stood at attention.
Take this beer away!" continued
the guest, still in strident tones.
Cant you see that there is a fly in
it? UGH"
The waiter picked up the glass and
inspected it anxiously. Then he
smiled r%eassuringly and set it down
again.
Natural mistake. sir-no' offense,"
he said. THAT amt a fly, sir-it's
only a little lump O. dirt"
Lower coast gazette., 1914-01-03
Jelly Roll.

Three eggs, we'll beaten. n cup
sugar. Stir in slowly one cup flour
into which has been sifted one tea
spoonful cream tartar. tablespoon Of
soda. Spread on long tin. Bake
quickly and turn on damp towel
Spread on Jelly and roll up in towel
Lower coast gazette., 1914-01-03
Future john D.

Apropos Of compulsory school at
tendance Superintendent Maxwell said
in York:
"A certain Y~akubicka. a Bohemian
urchin, rose suddenly the other after
noon in the midst of the lesson. piled
his books in an orderly heap and pro-
ceeded to clump out of the room.
"'Yakubicka. where r you going?
the astonished teacher asked.
Teacher, YakuCicka answered
gravely, exactly IA years ago at three
o'clock in the afternoon / was born. So
7 am now entitled to quit school,
From the doorway he waved his
hand at his fellow students.
$50 long, fellers,' he said, I'm on
to learn pantmakin'.'
Lower coast gazette., 1914-01-03
POLLING Chris.

Columbus had returned to Spain
bringing news Of wonderful new lands
across the sea.
How much shall ! write on it,"
queried the maritime reporter of the
Cadiz Evening Bulletin, who had
brought in the story.
Don't write anything" replied the
editor. LET Columbus pay for his ad-
vertising if he wants any. It's prob
ably a real estate promotion scheme"
Lower coast gazette., 1914-01-03
CARVING q Ham.

Before q boiled ham has had .
chance to cool, a certain cook cuts
out the bone carefully, fills the hollow
left with the trimmings made BY the
cutting. then ties the whole up tight
and let's 1t grow cold. It then slices
readily and without waste.
Lower coast gazette., 1914-01-03
Sale Of Bonds Approved,

Baton Rouge.-The. city council ac-
copied the bid Of the Hibernia Bank
and Trust Company for the sale Of
$225,000 Of four and a half per cent
serial bonds, which the New Orleans
bank bid in at par. The condition Of
the Hibernia bid, that the money from
the proceeds Of the sale Of these bonds
was to remain in the Hibernia Bank at
8 1-2 per cent interest until used, was
also accepted.
Lower coast gazette., 1914-01-03
RooFINGs

We believe that we carry the largest
stocks Of roofings in the south. In painted
and galvanized steel. rubber and compo-
sition; all prices, SOC per square. com.
plete. and up. Try "Paroid." the King of
Rubber Roofing. Ten years without a
brush. Pidgeon-T Thomas Iron Company.
Iron, Steel, Railway and Mill Supplies,
Memphis. Tennessee. Adv.
Lower coast gazette., 1914-01-03
sanatarium 20 Be Rebuilt.

Crowley.--Directors of the Crowley
Sanitarium Company, whose property
was recently destroyed by fire, have ar.
ranged to replace the burned frame
building with 8, modern brick SAM,
tarium.
Lower coast gazette., 1914-01-03
Ready to Build Model Road.

Baton Rouge.-G. w. Prutsman. OF
Danville, ILL.,, the successful bidder for
the building of the Baton Rouge-Hope
Villa model road, has ordered his
road outfit to be shipped to Baton
Rouge, and expects to begin shortly
after the first of the year. He will
have among his equipment a portable
railroad track, engine and cars. The
road will cost 100000.
Lower coast gazette., 1914-01-03

Doan's Kidney Pills-not:ing to injurs
0 cause & habit. Delicate women
can use them with perfect safety.
effected By Dosn's Kidney Pills. Grsscist
Testimony 10 the best evidence.
Lower coast gazette., 1914-01-03
Good Broom Holder

A good broom holder can be made
By mailing two spools to the wall,
about two inches apart. Hang tho
broom up side down between the two
epools.
Lower coast gazette., 1914-01-03
Natural Choice.

G~abe-Bragley says he would rather
fight than eat.
Steve-I don't blame him. ! had din
ner at his house one night.-Cincinnati
Enquirer.
Lower coast gazette., 1914-01-03
RuB.MY-TIsM

Will cure your rheumatism and all
kinds Of aches and pains-Neuralgia,
Cramps, Collie, sprains. Bruises, Cuts.
Old Sores, Burns. etc. A~ntiseptie
Anodyne. Price 25c.-Adv.
Lower coast gazette., 1914-01-03

Stubborn Throat troubles are easily re-
lieved by Deans Mentholated Cough Drops.
They act like magic-5c at all Druggists.
Lower coast gazette., 1914-01-03

Even after eating onions a woman
may find some one to love her. but 1t
Is different with a mere man.
Lower coast gazette., 1914-01-03

Mrs.. winslow's Soothing syrup for Cniloren
tcething, softens the gums, reduces infamnaa.
tion,allays PAIN cures wind collie, zoca DottieA@
Lower coast gazette., 1914-01-03
snoht Resemblance.

Rather queer plumes women are
wearing on their hats these days"
Eyes. l suspect the milliner who
designed them must have gotten the
idea from a pipe cleaner"
Lower coast gazette., 1914-01-03
s,s ss,s, se ., IMzZzzM
In Use For Over so Years.
Children Cry for Hetcher's Castoria
clrcumstantiai Evidence.

Mrs. Clarke came running hurriedly
into her husbands Office one morning.
"Oh. Dick" she cried. as she
Sasped for breath, Il dropped my dia-
mcnd ring of my finger, and a can't
End II anywhere"
Its all right, Bess." replied Mr..
Clarke, Il came across it in my trou
sers pocket"
Lower coast gazette., 1914-01-03
BEGINNING Early.

Mother-No. baby, you are too
heavy to carry.
Baby-Then, mamma, call a taxi!
Lower coast gazette., 1914-01-03
COLDS / LaCRlppE

COLDS 4 LaGRIPPE
S or 6 doses 666 will break any case
Of Chills & Fever, Colds & LaGrppe;
It acts on the liver better than Gallo
mel and does not grippe or sicken.
Price 25c.-Adv.
Lower coast gazette., 1914-01-03
Try it-cry Il!

III at first you don't succeed, cry.
cry again."
That's the way to get a gown from
the horrid men.
Lower coast gazette., 1914-01-03

Is Equally Valuable as a General Strengthening Tonic, Because Il hms on Tue
Liver, Drives Out Malaria, Enrches the Blood and Builds up the nno's sJSsn'
You know what You are taking when you take Groves Isseess en- emu 10 = nu,n ~
the formula is printed on every label, showing that it contains the wetn0"a
tonic properties Of QUNINE and IRON. It has no equal or Aaaila, 1m uia a W
Fever, Weakness, General Debility and Loss Of Appetite. ewes lea .n.e yMr
Nursing Mothers and Pale, sicky Children. A True TONIC anu ~. at se
For grown people and children. Guaranteed by your Druggist" w meal'" wv
Lower coast gazette., 1914-01-03

The upeto.Date Child.
Papa-Wen travel In, Sunderland.
Kid-Then we'll go in sleepers.
Lower coast gazette., 1914-01-03

Philadelphia is soon to have women
as street cleaning inspectors.
Lower coast gazette., 1914-01-03
lmnnefan4 4n Mofhara

JTNp0fvaft 10 mOtI10T8
Examine carefully every bottle Of
CASTORIA, a safe and sure remedy fol
infants and children, and see that II
East Oregonian : E.O. (Pendleton, OR) 1888-current, 1914-07-15

For rent-Modern housekeeping
rooms. 502 Water.
have the latest player piano on
the market W r. Graham.
For sale-six good work horses at
5i3 Franklin. C. w Knight.
See W. r. Graham for the Man-
ueio Player Plano.
wanted-GIrl to 90 chamber work
Phone or write Hotel Hoskins. Echo.
Oregon.
wanted-To rent. furnished house
or apartment Inquire c. Z. Hopf.
Sayres Store.
For rent-Seven room, modern
house. Inquire 5l3 Franklin or
phone 2s5w.
Refined young lady wants position
In private family. not TO exceed four.
Inquire Box ISL. City.
wanted-To rent. or room
house. furnished or unfurnished. In
quire ~ this office.
Man and wife want work on ranch
during harvest or longer. Inquire
Chas. Z. Olson, 400 W. Alta.
Hardwood ice cream sold in bulk al
the Charles Co. us Main street. Fur
Lished in bricks IL given "a hours
notice.
For sale-Two modern cottages 10.
Gated on east Court street. seven
blocks from Main street Inquire OF
Walters mill
Old papers for sale: tied in bun.
dies Good for starting fires. etc i5C
bundle or two bundles for 25c
This office.
Hardwood ice cream sold in bull
at the Charles Co. us Main street
Furnished In bricks II given 20 hour,
notice.
Mutt" takes the big loads ant
"Jefr' shows the speed. PenlanC
Bros haul anything and reasonable
Furniture van and storage warehouse
ofnce sf7 Main street Phone 33s.
wan;cd-TWo young men who arr
willing 20 show what they can do an,
be sent on the road Good proposi
ton 10 right party. Can Tor Brown 4
Gordon. Bowman Hotel. 20 ?. m.
10 10 a m
Statesmen wanted-To sell our frui
and ornamental nursery stock. roses
Ehrubbery. etc. exclusive territory
liberal cash advance weekly on orders
Free outfit Yakima q Columbia
River Nursery Co. North Yakima
Wash.
Passengers for Portland desiring
refreshing ride on the Columbia rive
should take the str Bailey Cater
at The Dalles. daily except sundH
and Monday. az SIS p. m. arriving i
Portland at s:s5 p. m. Fare. Tn
Dalles 20 Portland. $500.
East Oregonian : E.O. (Pendleton, OR) 1888-current, 1914-07-15
WESTON FARMERS ARE
READY FOR HARVEST
suOMFRs NOT WAITED; BRIEF
MEMS OF WESTON OoUN-
TRY.

WESTON. ore, July l5.-lf show
ors DO not prevent quite nnmpe' OF
threshing machines viii begin op'fa-
tlons around Weston this Week The
crop prospects promise good resulis'
TIE Misses Daisy and Ethel WAC
bingham. who have been spsndlns ne
past week on Weston mountain fisli
.,e relatives here, returned home.
lrs John McRhea, who has been
ill for the past few days. 10 bttler
Hcnr, ono Dolph Thompson of
Gpnon. Nfrr in Weston MONDAY
George Ferguson Naf down from
lis mouniain ranch Monday Farsl fi-
~ llsinfss
Oiwlle Duncan maac . business irp
40 Aineua Monday afternoon
Tne EpW0uh lAaguf 9f inf Nnin-
o1li church hold an icf rrpam ana
rakf social last Friday Hfninr
realslng about 90 from ihe pi''
crffF
"A pariy ~ % young peoplf wrnl
by auin fruck from Weston llrr in
/ fhn poHfr house 90 ne NaHl v ava
pbfr sunday io fpfno ine GAY
gohu NrlBhea nnd mmly hlfo rr
nufi noW D fNo Nfnks oNinf "a
nnrhHW fprinFf
Nif Nalihn Andnfou Nho hA'
. tffu fpfnding Rfek in tNr 00lniH
haa ufufnrl bono
D. li lfr nf MlNnu Nh1 i H.f
t.Hnn. hH faHFHhr Mp f N.n
f..n nl.r N..f.H H
fCuf
Uu Tin. HHWH rI tI
East Oregonian : E.O. (Pendleton, OR) 1888-current, 1914-07-15
SHOT a. RESILT or
QUARREL OVER MINE STOCK

Los ANGELES. Juiy l5.-Followins
a quarrel over mining property Rob
crt T. LomaX. "a wealthy jcweler shot
and killed A. b shaw. shaw ran from
the LomaN store pursued by Lomax.
50 DO opened fire. shaw Was shot
through the heart and dropped dead
~ the s.deWals IN sight u scores ~
women shoppers.
East Oregonian : E.O. (Pendleton, OR) 1888-current, 1914-07-15
o. LISTEN To THE MOCklNG
BIRD AT SACRAMENTO.

SACRAMENTO. July l4.-Mocking
birds are 10 De imported from Dinuha,
Tulare county and set free in sacra-
mento by william II. Bowers Of this
city Bowers believes the birds VIII
add 20 the charm Of the capital There
Is an excess population of these birds
in the san Joaquin Valley and the
Fish and Game commission nave
granted Bowers permission to scat
ter the sonhsters here.
East Oregonian : E.O. (Pendleton, OR) 1888-current, 1914-07-15
Five HURT BY AUTO
ACCIDENT IN PORTLAND

PORTLAND. July 15.-In collision
between TWO automobiles. Mrs. Chris
tina Filing sustained a fractured
skull and internal injuries. husband
and daughter We're seriously hurt,
while ] ". Fournier. the chauffeur
% a touring car in which they were
riding had a leg broken. c. c. En-
cry. driver Of a small roadster into
which 81 crashed is badly bruised. The
cars came together at a street inter
section and all were thrown TO the
pavement.
East Oregonian : E.O. (Pendleton, OR) 1888-current, 1914-07-15
TINERAI OF LATE sIPIiEME
JTsTICE LIBTON HELD TO-DAY

CLARKsNILLE, Tenn July l5.-
The bod, q United states supreme
Jusfioe Lurion was buried 10 Green
IS ood cemetery here today The fu-
neral vac held from the Episcopal
church. The confederate veterans or-
sanizaiion took a prominent part IN
the ceremonies chief Justice White
and Justices Lamar and Pitney at
tended