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The midland journal., 1914-06-12
THE NEW FABLE OF THE HONEY
MOON THAT TRIED TO COME
BACK.

Once there was an undivorced
Couple that would get up every G. M.
and put on the five-ounce Mitts and
wait for the Sound Of the Gong.
Each was working for the Champion
ship Of the Flat and proved to be a
GIuttOn for Punishment.
Every time he landed a crashing
Hay-Maker on her Family History she
countered with short-arm Jolt on his
Personal Appearance.
Both would retire to the Corners
breathing heavily. but still full Of
Combat.
He loved to start out the Day by
finding in the Paper what a Professor
connected with the University Of Chi
cage had said about the American
Woman being a vain and shallow Par
asite with a Cerebrum about the size
of an English Walnut.
She would retaliate by reading aloud
Special in regard to Husband go
ing after Wife with Ak. while under
the Influence of Liquor.
After which, for 15 or 20 minutes,
the Dining Room would be just as
peaceful and quiet as a Camorra Trial.
Sometimes he would get First Blood,
but just as often she would fiddle
around for an Opening and then
zowie! right on the Conk and him
Stalling to escape further punishment.
When Nightfall came they would
still be edging around the Ring.
whanging away, for each was too
Game to be a Quitter.
Their Married Life. which started
out with American Beauty Roses in
every Vase and a long Piece in the Pa
The midland journal., 1914-06-12

Pinkham's Vegetable Compound to
every suffering woman. Mrs. HARRY
FISHER, 1912 Juniata Street, Philadel-
phia, Pa.
Il Another WOman's Case.
Providence, r. I.-"I cannot sneak
TOO highly Of your Vegetable Compound
as it has done wonders for me and I
would not be without It. had dir
placement, bearing down, and backache,
until could hardly stand and was thor
oughly run down when / took Lydia E.
Pinkham's Vegetable Compound. 1t
helped me and am in the best of health
at present ] work in factory all day
long besides doing my homework so you
can see what it has done for me. give
you permission to publish my name and I
speak of your Vegetable Compound 70
many of my friends. "-M Mrs. ABRIL LAW
SON, 126 Lippitt St., Providence, R. L
Danger Signals to Women
are what one physician called backache,
headache, nervousness, and the blues.
In many cases they are symptoms Of
some female arrangement or an inham-
matory, ulcerative condition, which may
be overcome by taking Lydia E. Pink
ham Vegetable Compound. Thousands
of American women willingly testify to
its virtue.
The midland journal., 1914-06-12

ing Smile and invited her to go ahead
and use him as Punching Bag.
Next day she put Newspaper
around the Bird Cage and tied up the
Geranium and took the unfinished
Tatting and Blew.
When she walked in on her Own
People, with the Declaration that all
Bets were on, they wanted to know
how about it, and she said Spirited
Woman couldn't keep on rooming with
Guinea-Pig.
MORAL Contempt breeds Famili-
arity.
The midland journal., 1914-06-12
Not Complimentary.

An English Snowman, while travel
ing in the north of Ireland, met an
old farmer who happened to be a lit
tie deaf
Il say" said the Snowman, did you
see cart and monkeys passing this
way?"
Farmer-A what did ye say?
Showman-Did you see a cart and
monkeys passing this way?
Farmer-Did ye fall out?
The midland journal., 1914-06-12
Altar Containing the Dust Of Marie
Antolnette and Louis XVI.

ure symbolizing Religion" The lat
ter bears the features of Madame Eliz-
abeth, the queens sister-in-law. The
Widow Capet's last letter. so full of
calm dignity and pious resignation, is
also sealed to the plinth.
The actual vault or altar, which Is
surrounded by wreaths dated 21 Jam
vier, 1898, and 16 Octobre. 1898, is
placed below on the original level Of
the cemetery, and is reached by
flight of stone steps.
The midland journal., 1914-06-12
WOMAN COULD
HARDLY STAND
Because of Terrible Back.
ache. Relieved by Lydia
E. Pinkharn's Vegeta-
bic Compound.
Philadelphia, Pa. -ssI suffered from
displacement and inflammation, and had

sucn pains 8 In m y
sides, and terrible
backache so that +
could hardly stand.
l took six bottles Of
Lydia E. Pinkham's
v egetable Com
pound, and now / can
do an y amount Of
work, sleep good, eat
good, and don't have
q bit Of trouble. +
recommend T,vflia r.
The midland journal., 1914-06-12
Enouuh.

Nora was applying for a place as
cook, and when asked for reference
presented the following:
To whom it may concern:
"This is to certify that Nora Foley
has worked for us for a week and we
are satisfied. - Kansas City Journal
The midland journal., 1914-06-12
CHILLs AND EEYnR AND AGuM

CHILLS AND FEVER AND AGUM
Are Promptly Cured by Elixir BabeE.
"I recommend elixir Babek' to all
sufferers of Malaria and Chills. Have
suffered for several years. have tried
everything, but failed, until I came
across your wonderful medicine. Can
truly say 1t has cured me."-George In
scoe, Company G, s4th Battalion.
Elixir BabeIz SO cents, all druggists or
by Parcels Post prepaid from Klocxew-
ski & Co.. Washington. D. G.
The midland journal., 1914-06-12

Modesty is bred in self-reverence.
Fine manners are the mantle of fair
minds. None are truly great without
this Ornamental. B. Alcott.
The midland journal., 1914-06-12
VIII sanIsn Heooars.

New York.-Police Commissioner
Woods has formed a "mendicancy
squad" to rid fashionable thorough
fares Of baggarA
The midland journal., 1914-06-12
Takina No Chances.

We'll, well,p said DR.. Bigbill as he
met former patient on the street,
"T'm glad to see you again. Mr.. Brown.
How are you this morning?"
First, doctor" said Mr. Brown eau
tiously. docs it cost anything to tell
your"
The midland journal., 1914-06-12
leaves 1usband 81 in WIIl.

New York.-Moses Oppenheimer
has received 81 from the $4,000 es.
tate of his wife, whose will said that
their children viii take care of him.
The midland journal., 1914-06-12

Many woman's idea Of good
husband is one who can carve without
getting any spots on the tablecloth.
The midland journal., 1914-06-12
lts Sort

Did you have a fine auto trip?"
81 must say, it was mostly fine
Baltimore American.
The midland journal., 1914-06-12
Unpromlaina.

.The Frosts expect their boy will
be a priest first and then bishop"
do you think he will?"
Nope. That boy will never con-
firm anything but the neighbors'
worst fears. Life.
The midland journal., 1914-06-12

The great trouble with most people
is that they seem to think they are
Just as good as we are.
The midland journal., 1914-06-12

Use Roman Eye Balsam for scalding SEN
sation in eyes and Inflammation of eyes or
eyelids. Adv.
The midland journal., 1914-06-12

per. now settled down to a Thirty
Years War with all of the Attendant
Jorrnrz N
The day book., 1914-04-04

frightened and screamed. Then fell
to the floor in semi-conscious con-
dition. l was never sicker in my life
before. 1 thought of thousand
things as 1 lay on the ~f1eor l was
quite sure was in a serious condi-
ton.
81 was dimly conscious of the
great crowd that rushed toward me
when screamed. could hear them
like the roar of thousand voices far
off.
'Then l received my first mental
shock. Mr.. Kennedy, the floor man
ager, rushed over and bent down and
whipesred a warning to me that 1
would be fired if j screamed again.
you've made things bad enough
or u.s." he said.
'That statement of Kennedy's
made while his eyes fairly cleaned
with anger seemed to rob me of the
last bit of strength. l tainted.
81 realized nothing again until L
woke up in the temporary hospital
on the eighth floor. Several people
were working over me.
when l revived they lost all in
terest in the case and told me to go
downstairs to-my stand. l was sick
all day. At 5 O'Clock Kennedy told
me 70 go home.
AT that time they realized that
my condition was so bad that they
had two men take me to the car.
What shocked me most was their
absolute indifference as to what may
have happened me. They paid abso-
lutely no attention to the pain l was
in, but walked up and down threaten
ing me because had created a dis
tuFbance.
Then the newspaper reporters |
came and the store officials became i
panic-stricken. They rushed to me /
The day book., 1914-04-04

now cOulQ CQ6- men, at tue SC0Te nave
been as mean as they were"
The girls mother is indignant at
all department stores.
Never again will allow any child
of mine to go into one of those hell
holes, was her assertion.
The Galway girl is typical of the
army of young girl breadwinners that
are aiding in the maintenance of
families by working for miserable sal
aries in department stores and fac
tories.
When she was scarcely fifteen she
started to work at The Fair for $3.50
week. Lately she has been<receiv-
ing Sc.
She is small, slender. girl with a
wealth of golden hair and wonder
fully calm looking violet eyes. There
was no trace of hysteria about her.
She is firmly convinced that she was
a victim of needle man" And
those who have heard believe she is
right.
Eddie Lehman, boss of The Fair,
appeared in the role of a girl-baiter
today when interviewed by a Day
Book reporter. He openly sneered
out that the girl wasn't right"
And then Lehman nearly came
admitting that the girl was under
strain because he had worked her too
hard for that Sc he was. paying her.
"The girl was hysterical, tired,
nervous" he told the reporter.
"Overworked, possibly" suggest
ed the reporter.
- "Ah-O-she wasn't quite right"
Lehman blurted out.
What do you mean by/not quite
right?" asked the reporter.
80, l won't discuss it," answered
Lehman. And the interview was
ended.
-O-O-
The day book., 1914-04-04
A TALKING POINT

''This phonograph," averred the
salesman, 'needs no Introduction
why not?"
cit speaks for itself.'-Judge.
There are said to be nearly 500
women doctors in England.
The sun. [volume] (New York [N.Y.]) 1833-1916, 1914-07-17
BRILLIANT BALL AT THE PALACE
Many Americans Attend State A.
fair ut Bucktngbam.

LONDON. July ls.-The state ball at
buckingham Palace tonight was a most
brilliant AFFAIR. Among those present
were
Mr. Page the American Ambassado dor.
and Mrs. Page the Earl and Countess Of
Granard formerly Miss Beatrice Mills
Irwin Laughlln. the secretary of the Amer
lean Embassy, and Mrs. Laughlin Messrs.
Symngton. Squier and Fowler of the
American Embassy the Hon, Lewis and
Mrs Harcourt, formerly Mary Ethel Burns
of New York the Duke of Marlborough
the Duke OF Manchester and the Duchess.
formerly Miss Zimmerman of Cincinnati
Lord Curzon and his daughter. Lady Mary
Irene; the Earl Of Ancaster and the
Countess. formerly Miss Elolse Breese
Lord and Lady Acheson, the latter for
merly Miss Mildred Carter Lord Deer
hurst and Lady Deerhurst, formerly Miss
Virginia Lee the Earl of Essex and the
Countess. formerly Miss Adele Grant OF
New York.; Lord and Lady Aastair
Innes-Ker, the latter formerly Miss Anna
Breese of New York Sir Bache and Lady
Cunard. formerly Miss Maud Burke OF
Chicago. and Mr., and Mrs Harry V, Hg-
gins,
The sun. [volume] (New York [N.Y.]) 1833-1916, 1914-07-17
MEMORIAL TO POCAHONTAS.
Two Windows, yirginian's GIFT,
dedicated In Church at Grayeseud.

LoSDoN, July 16-The two windows
Presented 10 ST. Georges Church. at
frav'send by the DANES OF Virginia as
a memorial TO Focahontas were dedicated
to-day
Tie Gown Of Gravesend made the day
a general holiday and public and private
buildings were decorated. The officers and
men hers ~ tho crews of the battleships
Missouri and Illinois, with the midshipmen
''n the Nayal Academy at Annapolis,
VINO aro making a practice cruise on the
TWO oau''ships. took par1 In the cere-
''..'' and were received with great cor
'''' l' the people OF the town
AMBASSADOR Page, who unveiled the
I''o's WAS greeted with much applause
~. '""." OF tho influence Of Pocahontaf
''"F'ng peace between Great Brit
".. 0na te United States The registers
Oh. '' 'or@ n bear the name of the In
14n l...sa
The sun. [volume] (New York [N.Y.]) 1833-1916, 1914-07-17
FORBID CASSAGNACS TO
FIGHT GERMAN WRITERS
Proposed Duels Over Hansi Case
A Abandoned, as Challcngers
Have No Case.
Special Cabt De.pd,cs 10 ruy sr,

PARIS. July LIT appears now as ~
neither Paul nor Guy de Cassaenac would
be allowed to assume the Government.
prerosative OF expelling foreigners from
France.
Carl Lahm. the Paris correspondent OF
the Le'pziger Tooebrdtf, whom NJ. Paul De
Cassagnac warned TO quit the country in
forty-eight hours or fight, because OF his
favorable comment on the sentence Of
Hansi. the Alsatian artist, put the oues-
ton OF duel into the hands of two
French seconds. both OF whom arc mem
bers OF the Chamber Of Deputies
These two and the two seconds ap-
pointed by Paul de Cassagnac met and
found that Herr Lahm had taken no mart
In the anti-French attacks recently
printed in the German papers It was also
found that Herr Lahm has lived in Paris
Tor fifteen years and was married 10 a
French woman. The seconds decided that
there was no ground for duel As the
four seconds signed this decision the
challenge sent by Guy de CassaRnac to
Herr Fuchs, the correspondent here OF
the Berlin Lokdidnsei1er. will also fail
Public sympathy is not with the Cas-
sagnacs In the trouble over the Hansi
case. which they have been exploiting in
their paper. L'AntoIte. 1t Is thought that
they have been too hasty and that they
have accused men who are innocent OF
any connection with the AFFAIR
The matter has. however. given rise TO
discussion OF the question Of the moral
liability OF foreign correspondents for.
what appears in their papers. The highest
authorities here. including the German
Embassy and the French Foreign Office.
have followed the developments very care
fully as they are liable TO cause diplo-
matte incident. The German Ambassador
has recommended to the German CORE
spondents that they avoid giving offence
over the matter, but promising them
every support.
The sun. [volume] (New York [N.Y.]) 1833-1916, 1914-07-17
MRS. ANGLE COLLAPSES.
stamford Prisoner, Becoming DeIir-
ious, bites Herself on Arm.

STANFORD. Conn. July l6.-Mrs. Helen
NJ Angle collapsed in the city Jail to-
night and DIR. j. n. Staub. her physician.
was called twice 70 attend her. He ad
vised that she be removed TO a sanitarium,
but admlttance to n local sanitarium
was denied her on the ground Of the
notoriety that would be given the place.
A trained nurse is now attending her In
the Jail dormitory.
II is feared that Mrs. Angle may be-
come violent She was nervous and
hysterical all day, the intense heat. worry
and her confinement combining to upset
her. At times she did not appear 10
recognize her father.
when her father went to visit Mrs
Angle in the womens department OF the
lookup a; o'clock tonight he found her
prone on the floor She was delirious and
had bitten herself in the arm. II was
then that an effort was made TO have her
transferred to sanitarium. the State
authorities consenting
II is believed that II the Coroners in
quest is ended by next Monday Mrs
Angle will then be readmtted to bal
pending the announcement OF the verdict
The sun. [volume] (New York [N.Y.]) 1833-1916, 1914-07-17
PARIS TWINS ARE CUT APART.
Both Seem ia he Doing Well After
the Operation.

PARIS, July l6,-Dr. Rene Rignot per-
formed to-day the operation of separating
the "Siamese twins" Ann Maria and
Maria Ann, who had been Joined to-
gether by a lgament at the base OF the
yertebre since their birth. The oper-
alton Is regarded as having been COM
pletely successful.
Early this morning the twins were laid
on the operating table and by 10 o'clock
they were back in the arms of their
nurse. They were ready and anxious
for uourishment and the chances of both
recovering are considered good. as each
child has all Its organs intact.
Or, Howard Canning Taylor OF New
York and DIR. Martin Of Chicago wit
messed the operation. The former said
after the operation AS an operation
n was magnificent I am much i'm
pressed with the skill and science with
which the case was conducted. II wa,
worth crossing the Atlantic to see,'
The sun. [volume] (New York [N.Y.]) 1833-1916, 1914-07-17
The Law Of Manslauphter.

Following are excerpts from the
penal law relating TO the crime Of
manslaughter:
Sec. 1850. Manslaughter in the
first degree: such homicide is man
slaughter in the first degree when
committed with a design to affect
death:
!. BY a person engaged in commit
ting, or attempting to commit, a mis-
demeanor. affecting the person or
property. either Of the person killed,
or Of another: or,
2. In the heat Of passion. hut In q
cruel and unusual manner, or by
means Of a dangerous weapon.
Sec. 1861. Punishment for man
slaughter In the first degree:
Granddaughter In the first degree 10
punishable by imprisonment for
term not exceeding twenty years.
The sun. [volume] (New York [N.Y.]) 1833-1916, 1914-07-17
WANT ALL ASIATICS EXCLUDED.
British CoIu m bia Labor Union Takes
Action Against Hindus.

VANCOUVER. July 16.-The British CO.
lumbla Federation Of Labor adopted reso-
buttons last night demanding the exclusion
of all Asiatics from Canada as inimical
to the interests OF the working classes
The federation criticised the present
head tax on Chinese az ineffective and
voted to take "A referendum on the ques-
ton Of a general strike as protest
against conditions on Vancouver Island.
where the Nanaimo coal miners have been
on strike for fourteen months.
The attitude OF the Government In re-
fusing to grant permission for the Hindus
brought on the steamship Komagata Maru
to land has excited the Hindus already In
the province. There are reports that they
are striving TO arm themselves.
The sun. [volume] (New York [N.Y.]) 1833-1916, 1914-07-17
McCLURE's VIEWS ON IRELAND.
Believes Country should he Divided
Like American States.

s. 8. Mcclure. publisher of McCIure's
Md0osine. has cabled the following views
on the Ulster situation to the Chrfsttan
Herald:
II have spent four weeks visiting the
seven counties of Ulster and also have In
terviewed many serious and well In
formed home rulers In other parts of
Ireland. have seen many military drills
or bodies comprising many as 1000
men and have seen sham battles and other
manpuvres OF the forces.
ION both sides the men are absolutely
sincere and determined. Ulster Ia e1-
traordinarily we'll organized on war foot
ing and has shown ADLER management
than most governments in military organ
ization. Her people are calm and serious.
dsliking war. but will absolutely fgit
unless Ulster or nearly all Ulster IN per-
United TO remain as at present.
Il saw little religious hsotry. I BE-
lieve both sides fear too much, but the
Protestants OF Ulster are sure In their
minds that home rule government would
partake OF the characteristics OF Tam
many Hall. involving crushing taxation
which would fall heaviest on Ulster
The home rulers demand local gov
eminent 30 as TO reduce the COST of row
eminent, Increase Its efficiency and secure
needed Legislation for harbor improve
ments. &c. Ulster fears homo rule. be-
lieving that badly conceived laws ana
wasteful and corrupt maneeement would
impoverish them.
All Ireland Ia prosperous. There =
little crime and no poverty m tho uorSh
outside OF the great cities.
ut would seem best II ireland wepe 70
be divided into two States. "a We under
stand States, letting each one have the
right OF local sen-sovernment or 70 de-
termine Its government like an America
State"
The sun. [volume] (New York [N.Y.]) 1833-1916, 1914-07-17

II was established FOR the Grand Jury
that when the shot that killed Mrs Bailey
was fired Mrs Carman's mother and sis
ter were in the formers bedroom on the
second floor OF the house. Mrs. Carman
has testified that she was In her bod
room The Carmans' daughter, Elizabeth,
says that she was in the dining room on
the opposite side OF the house. looking
out of the window. while Mrs, Carman
testified before the Coroner that Eliza.
beth was in bed.
Besides the immediate family there were
Celia. who was in the kitchen. and four
patients. who were in the doctors wait
ing room adjoining his office. Two Of
these were women and have not been lo-
Gated so far as Is known.
Mrs. Carman's mother and sister. who
came down the front stairs Immediately
after the shot was fired, say they met
these women I'm the hall and let them out
of the house They didn't know who they
were. The two men who were in the
waiting room dashed into the office and
saw Or. Carman carrying Mrs. Bailey to
a lounge,
second later Mrs. Carman was seen
coming down the front stairs. only half
clad. by her mother and sister. She re-
assembled them Immediately and put on a
wrapper. Then she came down again and
went to look at Mrs. Bailey
In addition to this the Grand Jury
has known Of the photograph and the
fact that Mrs. carman placed II in her
husbands office because she was Jealous
of women patients, What the Grand
Jury may have been told about DIR. Car
mans relations with other women and
what Mrs. Carman may have heard ~
those relationships Is not known. And
The sun. [volume] (New York [N.Y.]) 1833-1916, 1914-07-17
PRINCE WEBS LONDON GIRL.
King AIfonsO's Cousin 0. Quietly
Married In London.

LONDON, July l6.-There was a ro-
mantle wedding to-day at st. Charles's
Church in Ogle street. The marriage,
which was carried out in the most quet
manner. was That of Prince Louis of
Bourbon. cousin OF King Alfonso OF
Spain, and Miss Beatrice Harrington, a
pretty London girl.
The couple met at Folkestone about a
year ago The Spanish royal family was
quite unaware of the romance. The civil
and religious ceremonies were performed
in the church. In the course of the day
the spanish Ambassador to Great Britain
was requested to recognize the marriage
formally. He refused to do so until he
had been So instructed from Spain.
The sun. [volume] (New York [N.Y.]) 1833-1916, 1914-07-17
HEARD WAKEFIELDs QUARREL.
Roomer I'm House Tells of Dispute
on Eve of Murder

New HAVEN. Conn, July 16-George
Gillette OF Bristol. who lived in the house
Of Mrs. Bessie Wakefield. who Is on trial
In this city for the murder OF her husba nd,
testified this afternoon tnat he heard the
Wakehelds quarrelling on the night before
the murder 4
James Plew. who has been executed for
the murder. is said to have been in the
house with the Wakefields that night.
Other testimony also showed that Mrs.
Wakefield and Plew were at the scene of
the murder three days after Wakefield
was slain In the Cheshire woods. and two
days before the murder was discovered
The sun. [volume] (New York [N.Y.]) 1833-1916, 1914-07-17
PORTE CANNOT GET =
SPERRY STABILIZER
Inventor Tells Aviator He Has
Not Time to Finish
GyrOscOpe.
THEY CONFER IN NEW YORK
Lieutenant Waiting Until New
Sea Sled Bottom for the
America Is Built.

Elmer n. Sperry. the inventor Of the
sperry gyroscopic stabiizer for flying
machines, told Lieut.. John Cyril Porte
In this city yesterday that he did not ex-
pect to have a stabilizer finished for the
Rodman Wanamaker flying boat which
Porte IL to pilot on its Transatlantic
flight.
This was the most important topic o,
discussion among the Transatlantic figh,
workers who were In New York yester.
day. Lieut. Porte spent the day Wis
iting Mr.. sperry. William u. Cash, who Is
Rodman wanamakers personal represent.
alive. and Capt. Creagh- Osborne, super
intendent. OF compasses of the British
Admiralty.
Mr.. Sperry told Lieut.. Porte that he
couldn't have stabilizer ready for the
America even II the Government would
give up its claim to the first one. The
navy had ordered the first stabillzer from
the Sperrys hut hope was held out that
the Sperry plant In Brooklyn might bs
able to rush work on stabilizer in time
TO have II done for Lieut. Porte's ma
chine.
1t was felt that the navy would allow
Lieut.. Porte to have the first stabllizer
finished. But Mr.. Sperry had to admit
that. even with this courtesy. a stabilize-
could not be finished In time
Mr.. Sperry. who has been 70 Wash.
ington. told Lieut., Porte that the navy
officials were most enthusiastic over hi,
coming transatlantic flight
York Club for few days. He Is q
member of the club. He expects to return
to Hammondsport as soon as a new SCI
sled bottom for the America ais built
He will then make what are expected
TO be the final tests