The Nezperce herald. (Nezperce, Idaho) 1900-1957, 1914-06-25

years. And here VIC just foollshly
stocked up on new change of un-
derwear.
| That the only thing 10 do Is to be
cheerful--look pleasant. If you
don't get what you want you should
be glad you are not getting what
you deserve.
That we would be willing to make
affidavit that Nezperce has full
Thousand inhabitants not counting
those who are peacefully resting IN
our beautiful cemetery.
That we are always glad 10 say a
good word when II is deserved. and
therefore acknowledge that the side
walk conditions are improving. and
well. lei the good work proceed.
That nearly every week we re-
ceive q communication or two which
never sees the light Of day owing to
the fact that the writer thereof does
not make his identity known to the
publishers.
That the man who drives his auto
recklessly along the street is big
ger fool than the man who rocks
the boat. In the first instance be is
liable to do great bodily damage or
kill someone worth while.
That quite number Of people in
sist on going TO church these pleas
ant summer Sundays. when they
might be out fishing or out on the
road running chances on getting
smashed up Ia automobiles.
That waiting precisely until the
clock strikes seven every morning
before a person can get in telephone
call makes man about as optimistic
and useful . citizen as the fellow
who Is hanging onto life waiting foE
his rich relatives to die.
That few years ago 1t was not
near so dangerous when crazy auto
speeder hit q pedestrian on the
street, because landing in a puddle
of mud might have lessened the con-
cussion. Therefore, it is up to the
speeder on macadanized streets Of
today to slow down.
That if something didn't appear
in nearly every issue Of the Herald
that you didn't agree with. the
time would be short before you
would quit reading ii entirely; you'd
lounge back in your chair, and sim
ply content yourself With ''I knew
that long ago, and it's just as
said"
That the captains may quarrel
about just how ID happened but the
fact remains thai two ships colIided
after they had sighted each other
two miles apart; that one Of the
ships sank In ten minutes and that
over thousand persons are dead.
There il food for reflection In the
undisputed facts.
That there Is one congressman
who will not get our vote. Last
spring be sent us package Of Gu
cumber seed. Two months before
seeding time we began preparing the
ground On which to SOW in happy an
'icipafion of cur bounteous pickle
srop. Up to the hour of going to
press not a sprout has broken through
he ground notwithstanding that
1alf hundred Of our faithful hens
rave been digging down to meet shem
ialf way.
That business woman who vas
lifting ia the gallery Of q theatre D
vas warned by the attendant that, Z
nless she could keep her baby quiet, 1
he and her husband would have to 4
AXE their money back and leave the B
heatre. Twas siIenced, but toward 4
he end Of Scene VII the mother be- 4
AN to be bored. ssDon't think much B
( this show after ALL" she said to B
er husband. "Wish we'd gone
omewhere else" ssAll right" B
aid the husband, 4pinch the 4
by."-The Fra. j
That one of the saddest happen II
igs We have heard Of Ia flock Of u
ears occurerd at the Cottonwood d
rossing on Saturday evening re- D
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