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Newark evening star and Newark advertiser. [volume] (Newark, N.J.) 1909-1916, 1914-03-16
AChild's Chiffon Hat

Dear Miss Doom:
Will you please tell me how to
clean a little girls chiffon hat? The
hat itself is made of chiffon, plated,
and I do not want to take it apart
because am afraid that will settle
1t. Would you advise gasoline, and
If so, how shall l use 1t.
MOTHER.
Use gasoline, by all means. Pro-
cure enough to cover the hat when
placed in a large bowl or pan-a
dishpan would be just the thing,
should think. Let the hat soak for
fifteen or twenty minutes, then rub
the soiled places gently between the
palms of the bands. Rinse in clean
gasoline and hang in the air to dry,
without wringing or squeezing. If
you use care the folds will not be
Newark evening star and Newark advertiser. [volume] (Newark, N.J.) 1909-1916, 1914-03-16
Corn Meal Mullins

Sift together in the mixing bowl
two cupfuls of flour, one cupful of
cornmeal, a level teaspoonful of
salt and two rounded teaspoonfuls
of baking powder, Rub in a table
spoonful of pure lard, add beaten
egg and about cupful and half
of cold sweet milk Stir thoroughly
and two-thirds fill well creased
muffin pans and ba'e about fifteen
minutes in an oven that will brown
flour in four minutes.
Newark evening star and Newark advertiser. [volume] (Newark, N.J.) 1909-1916, 1914-03-16
The New Frilled Hat

One of the prettiest and most dis
tinctive fashions of the spring is the
new frilled hat.
The straw shape is almost like g.
cap, and from the top Of the crown
there falls a frill of lace put on with @
wreath of flowers.
The style of this hat is rather try
ing, but, if becoming, 1t will prove q
hat that one can wear without fear
of seeing it on every one.
Newark evening star and Newark advertiser. [volume] (Newark, N.J.) 1909-1916, 1914-03-16
Shop News

At L. Hamburger 81 Co.'S
womens new modish spring coats
have arrived in countless fasci-
mating styles and many prices.
The Balmachan, with its "ripply"
lines, Is on sale at all prices
Rich soft silk evening wraps of
faille, charmeuse and antique
noire are sold at prices ranging
from SIS to- S85.
Imported brocaded silk in all
aew spring, or, rather, tango,
shades, is displayed at the David
Straus Company at greatly re-
luced prices. owing to the spring
clearance sale.
Half-sash curtains in pairs and
panel effects are selling at Hahne
& Co.'S at 10 and 20 cents a yard,
valued at 40 cents. Novelty net
and colored border scrfm Is
marked at 10 and 30 cents yard
This scrim Is valued up to 60 cents
a yard. 1t Is excellent for dining
room, kitchen or bathroom win
dows.
Lingerie nightgowns and corset
covers in pretty new designs are
offered at l.. S. Plaut & Co.'s at
from So a garment to $25 a set.
Children's underwear is sold at
this store at many prices.
Newark evening star and Newark advertiser. [volume] (Newark, N.J.) 1909-1916, 1914-03-16

zaRS5 HENRY 7. CONNORS, of 259
NJ North Seventh street, gave a
luncheon. followed by an informal
card PARTY this afternoon. Ihere
we're two tables of bridge in pay.
Tba decorations were carried out IN
honor of st. Patrick's Day.
MIR. and Mrs. Abraham Van Wrinkle
of Lincoln Park who have been
spending the winter at their nome at
Nassau. Bahama Island, will leave
for this city Sunday, April ..
Miss Florence Felmly, formerly OF
This city. now of Lake Hopatcong'
was the guest of honor at luncheoh
Saturday afternoon given by MISS
Elsie Smith, of IS Camp street
Miss Felmly's marriage to Edwl9
. russell Hudson, of Hawthorne, Will
be solemnized Thursday evening"
April 2. at the Holland House, New
York city, by Rev. George p. Dough-
ertv, pastor of st. Paufs Method ST
Episcopal Church, this city. White
aweet peas and Southern SmilaX pre-
vailed in the decorations and covers
were laid for Mrs Frederick Hurd
Buck, Of Lake Hopatcong; Mrs. Johh
A. Kreitler, Mrs. Edward Foley, MISS
MILDRED B0lut MISS T10lSH " itsoSii'
Mrs. Walter j. Stone. Miss Felmly' S
bridal party will consist of Miss Reid
and Miss Smith as bridesmaids ana
Miss Lillian Smith as flower girl
she will be given in marriage by her
brother-in-law, Frederick Hurd Buck.
Clarence Smith will be best man ana
/, the ushers will be John Schwinn ana
William A. Sweetland.
MRS. James A. Wylie, of 439 Fourth
avenue, entertained a bridge party
Saturday afternoon in honor OF her
daughter, Miss Hazel Wylie. During
The afternoon announcement was
made of the engagement of MISS
Wylie to Robert Louis De Croft, son
of Mr.. and Mrs Arthur l.. De Croft
of 240 Roseville avenue. The CARDS
bearing the announcement were at
fached to pink carnations.
The guests were: Mrs. Arthur /.
De Croft. Mrs. James Talbot. Miss N.
Rae Smith. Miss Henrietta Cooper
Miss Marion Leland, Miss Charlotte
Leland. Miss Charlotte Won Steuben
Miss Constance De Bow, Miss Con-
stance Barclay, Miss Dorothy Tom
kjns. Miss Ethel Spinning, Miss Ruth
Kingston. Miss Emma Kingston, Mrs
William Magee, Mrs. William Arras
Mrs. George Thatcher, Miss Elizabeth
Haddow, Miss Constance PEARSON
Newark evening star and Newark advertiser. [volume] (Newark, N.J.) 1909-1916, 1914-03-16

MAY l come into the fold" asks
Mrs. Gertrude Y, of Hilton.
have read the column for a long
time. and have often thought Of
writing, but l am mother of four
SO my reason for not doing so Is
clear, [ guess.
Enclosed are three of my nome
recipes. They do not cost much,
and are delicious and wholesome. L
hope YOU will like them well enough
10 publish them, and in return will
somebody tell me how TO make
lemon pudding? ] know that 1t IS
made with lemons and not the eN-
tract. but the one / tried was SO
sour that nobobdy could eat it.
Good luck to you and the column,
Miss Margery.'
Thanks, newcomer, for the recipes
and the good wishes. and well
come to our ranks. Trust that Wen
hear from you as often as the four
,.iddies will permit.
like your recipes, which follow;
Newark evening star and Newark advertiser. [volume] (Newark, N.J.) 1909-1916, 1914-03-16
'A-Hunting We Will Go !"

Dear Miss Doom:
I see that you publish old poems
for people, when they cannot ma
them elsewhere wonder If you can
give me the words of "A Hunting
We Will Co." 1t begins:
"The dusky night rides down the
sky.
And ushers in the morn:
The hounds all join in glorious cry
The huntsman winds ms horh
And q hunting we will go.
| cannot remember the resi-, anu
an very anxious to have it. Thank
you. IN It's IL
The dusky night rides down the
sky,
And ushers in the morn;
The hounds all Join in glorious cry,
The huntsman winds his horn,
And a hunting we will go.
The wife around her husband
throws
Her arms to make him stay;
my dear, it rains, 1t halls. II
blows;
You cannot hunt today.
Yet q hunting we VIII 30.
Away they fly to 'scape the rout,
Their steeds they soundly switch;
Some are thrown in, ana some
thrown out,
And some thrown in the often.
Yet hunting we will go.
s1v Reward now like lightning flies,
And sweeps across the vale;
And when the hounds too near he
spies,
He drops his bushy tail.
Then hunting we will go.
Fond Echo seems to like the sport,
And joints the jovial cry;
The woods, the hills, the sound re-
tort,
And music fills the sky,
When q hunting we do go.
AT last his strength to faintness
worn,
Poor Reynard ceases fight;
Then hungry, homeward we return
To feast away the night,
And a drinking we do go.
Ye 1ovial hunters, in the morn
Prepare then for the chase;
| Rise at the sounding of the horn,
And health with sport embrace,
When a hunting we do go.
| Henry Fielding,
Newark evening star and Newark advertiser. [volume] (Newark, N.J.) 1909-1916, 1914-03-16
Anna W. H.

/ would advise you to quit dreams
ing about your school teacher and
concentrate on your lessons. What
do you, a schoolgirl of seventeen,
know about love? Don't frltter
away your emotions, Anna. Save
them for the time when you are a
woman grown, and can appreciates
a worth while affection Your
teacher probably thinks you are "a
goose.
Newark evening star and Newark advertiser. [volume] (Newark, N.J.) 1909-1916, 1914-03-16
Hominy Mullins

Mix together in a bowl cupful
of warm hominy and a cupful OF
cold milk Add to it a well beaten
egg. two heaping tablespoonful of
sugar, q level teaspoonful Of salt
and q cupful of flour. When it is
quite cold add two rounded tea
spoonfuls of baking powder and n
tablespoonful of softened lard.
Stir thoroughly and two-thirds fill
well CREASED muffin pans and bake
about fifteen minutes in an oven
that will brown flour in four min
utes.
Newark evening star and Newark advertiser. [volume] (Newark, N.J.) 1909-1916, 1914-03-16
Handbags

Handbags are smaller than formerly
and many are envelope shaped, hay-
ing no strap.
NWith tailored suits leather bags are
advisable.
There is very new fad for black
leather bags beaded in jet and fin
ished with jet fringe but, of course,
these are not particularly substantial.
Newark evening star and Newark advertiser. [volume] (Newark, N.J.) 1909-1916, 1914-03-16
Tomato Toast

Toast several slices OF bread, but
fer and place in the oven to keep
warm. Take portion Of a can
OF tomatoes las much as you think
your family will eat, and stew a
q iittle, thicken'ng with cornstareeh
and seasoning with pepper and salt;
Crate a quarter Of a pound OF
American cheese. add to the to-
matoes after they have been thick
ened: stir until the cheese is thor
oughly melted and mixed in; pour
over the buttered toast and serve
yerv hot. =.
This Is a fine way to use lett
over stewed tomatoes.
Newark evening star and Newark advertiser. [volume] (Newark, N.J.) 1909-1916, 1914-03-16

SblIba and Stephen Blass. The cere-
mony was followed by reception
and wedding supper for 400 guests.
IJpou their return from Bermuda Mr..
and Mrs Feldman will reside at 8
South Orange avenue.
The first of the series of suf-
frage teas was given Friday aft
arnoon by Mrs. e. c. Open
aeim, OF &c Thomas street. The
program consisted of a summary of
the laws of New Jersey concerning
women and children and compari-
son Of these laws with those In the
suffrage states by the hostess and
an "Antf- Suffrage Monologue" Marie
HoWe). by Miss Anne Hathaway, of
iowa. Mrs. z A Whitehouse and
Mrs. Wallace B. Griffin presided at
Tho tea table. assisted by Mrs. Charles
u Kari Mrs. Bertha Boni and Mrs
lydia Howard, of the Newark Equal
Suffrage League.
Announcement was made of the
marriage Of MiA Claudia Bauder-
seph Bauderrnann, of 264 Peshine ave-
seph Bauderman, of 264 Peshine ave-
nue.. and William ID. Virtue, son oil
former Sheriff and Mrs. George Vlr-
tue. Of Elizabeth avenue. The cere-
mony was performed Saturday eve
ming in the rectory of st. stephen
Episcopal Church. Rev. Edmund A.
WATSON. pastor of the church Off
eiated. Miss Olive Baudermann
sister of the bride, and Arthur
Virtue. brother Of the bridegroom
were the only attendants Mr.. and
Mrs. Virtue viii reside in Mapes
avenue.
A dinner followed by an in.
formal dance was given Saturday
night by Mr.. and Mrs. George F.
Hoehnle of 544 North Fourth street
in celebration of the seventh an
niversary of their marriage. White
sweet peas, daffodils and white and
green carnations prevailed IN the
decorations. Mrs. Michael Mite
assisted the hostess in receiving
After the supper at the Hoehnle
home q dance was held at the club.
house. 548 North Fourth street
Harry Fluke and George HELEN fur
nished the music and vocal solo;
were rendered by Harold Garside
Among other guests were Miss Mar.
guerite Eagan, Mr.. and Mrs. William
Hoehnle. Michael Nitzel. Mr.. and Mrs
James Fitch. Mr.. and Mrs. Paul War
ner, Mrs. George ROBINS, MISS ftaze
Robins and Charles Robins, George
Bushman, Mr.. and Mrs. Ferdinand
Nitzel, Mr.. and Mrs. Anthony A
Krug, Mr. and Mrs. B. Fluke. Mr.. ant
Mrs. Charles F'rostler, Miss Charlotte
Frostler, Mrs. Margaret Smith, Mrs
Harry Garside. Mr.. and Mrs. Jane
Macrea, Mr.. and Mrs Andrew p. S
| M. Lindley, of Bloomfield; Mr.. ant
Mrs. Henry Tr'eber, Miss Minnie ant
Charles Trieber, OF Hollywood
Heights: Mr. and Mrs. C. MCGOWAN
Mr.. and Mrs Il. Laird, Mr.. and Mrs
A. Broadman, Mr.. and Mrs. N. c
Scheyrer, Mrs. Emil Kalland. Mr.. anC
Mrs. Frank Dallany, Mrs. Charles
Warden, Mr.. and Mrs. Albert West
Mr.. and Mrs. Benjamin Miller Mr.
| and Mrs. A. Allison, Mrs. Franl
FIikins. of East Orange; Mr.. and Mrs
| Michael Cunning, Miss Lillian an,
| Charles Hoehnle. Miss Dolly Griffin
Newark evening star and Newark advertiser. [volume] (Newark, N.J.) 1909-1916, 1914-03-16
Washing a Chamois Vest

Will you kindly tell me how TO
wash chamois vest which has be-
come very much soiled? Thanking
you, +. ..
Use lukewarm water and white
soap. making a good suds and rub
bling lightly between the hands
until clean. Rinse in water of the
same temperature and let dry.
Pull the vest into shape while it is
slightly damp. If 1t is stiff when
dry, work with your hands until it
is pliable
Newark evening star and Newark advertiser. [volume] (Newark, N.J.) 1909-1916, 1914-03-16
Window
Soup Stains
Boxes

Dear Miss Doom:
You have helped so many people
so am going to ask you a few
questions.
What will remove soup stains
from a stiff pink silk dress?
And please tell me the names q !,
few flowers that will grow ip-boXes
To whom must 1 write for seeds
please answer as soon as possible
: J. J..
Chloroform will remove the soup
stains, / think. Place a clean blot
Ter underneath the spots, then rup
with the fluid, using soft cloth or
a, small, clean sponge for the pur-
pose. Rub quickly, and change the
hlotter as often as it becomes soiled.
Do not attempt to remove the STAIN
without using the blotter, the pun
nose of which Is to absorb the loos"
ened grease.
Violets, pansies, sweet peas and
nasturtiums are among the popular
flowers that may be grown In WIN
dow boxes with success.
Write TO Congressman Edward w.
Townsend or Congressman Walter
/. Mccoy, at Washington, for seeds,
Newark evening star and Newark advertiser. [volume] (Newark, N.J.) 1909-1916, 1914-03-16
Ladies' Home Journal Patterns

Price 10 cents Eacn.
Can be purchased at l.. Hamburger
& Co. or any Ladies' Home Journal
Pattern Agency Look for the Mi
nerva head. Patterns will also be
sent by mail If desired. Write your
address very plainly and always
specify size desired, Fashion Dept,
Ladies' Home Journal 615 West
Forty third street New York;.
Newark evening star and Newark advertiser. [volume] (Newark, N.J.) 1909-1916, 1914-03-16
Rroiled Lamb Chops

Sprinkle the chops literally with
salt and pepper, then brush with
olive oil until they are well coated
Turn and treat the other side the
same way. Bro'l under the flame
If you have a gas range, and here Is
a tip: Instead of using the clumsy
cas- broiler ! place my chops or
Newark evening star and Newark advertiser. [volume] (Newark, N.J.) 1909-1916, 1914-03-16
HEARTH AND HOME
By rARCERY doom ...-....

Hereafter no letter VIII pc an
oar.s and address of the writer
This is not for publication, bus as
an evidence of good faith On tns
part of the sender.
Write only on one sioe OF sns
paper. - - -.
Readers are requested not 90 en7
close stamps, as the eultor
pIies.
Newark evening star and Newark advertiser. [volume] (Newark, N.J.) 1909-1916, 1914-03-16

CHICAGO, ILL.,, March L. = The,
women in the trade union movement
have commenced to train their mem
bers for geperalship. To this end
school of instruction has been started
in Chicago by the organizers OF the
National Womens Trades Union
League. Thirty-two young women
are now enrolled. They are undef
the direction of Mrs. Raymond Rob-
ms. Their purpose Is to learn how to
lead in the fights to better the condt-
lions of working women.
Newark evening star and Newark advertiser. [volume] (Newark, N.J.) 1909-1916, 1914-03-16

Mix together in the bowl a cupful
of cold boiled rice and two-thirds
of a cupful of milk Add a beaten
egg, a level teaspoonful of salt and
about cupful OF flour. Stir thor
oughly, add two rounded teaspoon
fuls of baking powder, stir again to
mix thoroughly and two-thirds fill
well CREASED muffin pans and bak
about fifteen minutes in an oven
that will brown -four in four min
ntpS
Newark evening star and Newark advertiser. [volume] (Newark, N.J.) 1909-1916, 1914-03-16

feta. This mannish serge may be
purchased from rs cents a yard and
up.
No. S175 shows one of the modish,
bolero- like coats with an unusual
vest extending into gathered ehds
below the girdle; the skirt is in the
three tier effect.
This suit, S175-S177. may be copied
in size SO, with pa yards 42-inch
material for the coat and Az yards
of 42-inch material for the skirt.
No. S1S9-sizes 81 to A
No. S177-sizes % to 80.
No. S175-sizes 80 to AZ.
Each pattern, 10 cents.
Newark evening star and Newark advertiser. [volume] (Newark, N.J.) 1909-1916, 1914-03-16

rumpled and the hat will be greatly
freshened.
Caution-Do not use gasoline neaT
n fire or in a warm room, as II 10
highly infiammable.
Newark evening star and Newark advertiser. [volume] (Newark, N.J.) 1909-1916, 1914-03-16
Write to Junior Star

Dear Children:
The Junior Evening Star will
print bright, interesting letters and
original short stories not exceed
ing 100 words in length. Write in
iNk and on one side of the paper
only.
EDITOR JUNIOR STAR.
Newark evening star and Newark advertiser. [volume] (Newark, N.J.) 1909-1916, 1914-03-16

TOPEKA, Kanp March 16.-For
the first time In its history the Pho
tographers' Association of Kansas
will be called to order at its fall
meeting by a woman. She is Mrs.
Helen l. Francis, of this city, presi-
dent of the organization.
Newark evening star and Newark advertiser. [volume] (Newark, N.J.) 1909-1916, 1914-03-16

Miss Sarah Purser has been APP
pointed guardian and governor of the
National Gallery of Ireland
Newark evening star and Newark advertiser. [volume] (Newark, N.J.) 1909-1916, 1914-03-16

who gave the bride awayP'
Her little brother. He stood right
up in the middle OF the ceremony
and yelled, 'Hurrah, Fanny, you've
got him at last""
Newark evening star and Newark advertiser. [volume] (Newark, N.J.) 1909-1916, 1914-03-16

BY new law passed in italy chill
dren employed in factories are obliged
to have industrial instruction.
Newark evening star and Newark advertiser. [volume] (Newark, N.J.) 1909-1916, 1914-03-16

Such was Jasp's loyalty. Even at
death he was faithful to the flag. He
was buried with honors of war, and
on his gravestone is inscribed, Here
lies a man true to his country in her
hour Of need" II. FALLS
Newark evening star and Newark advertiser. [volume] (Newark, N.J.) 1909-1916, 1914-03-16

Copyright, Newark Daily AID
Continued from Saturday.
That's a very long story" de-
clared mother Dear. sticking her
head through the library doorway.
DaVie grunted. That's cause she
always talks bout something else,
Newark evening star and Newark advertiser. [volume] (Newark, N.J.) 1909-1916, 1914-03-16

Forty babies out of every 100 born
in the United States, it is said. dc
not receive medical attention at birth
Newark evening star and Newark advertiser. [volume] (Newark, N.J.) 1909-1916, 1914-03-16
ITCYISEKEEpcfRS EXCHANGE.
BY MARGEY doom

steak in a bread toaster and broil
then in that, placing q frying-pan
under the toaster to catch the drip
pings. 1t is an excellent way, and
the "broiler" and pan are easily
cleansed,
Raised Rolls
Rub into quart of flour mixed
with a half teaspoonful OF salt and
a teaspoonful of sugar one table
spoonful of butter. Add a cup of
warm milk and a third Of yeast
cake that has been dissolved In
three tablespoonfuls of warm water,
and knead this dough for twenty
minutes. Set to rise for six or
eight hours, make into rolls, pour
them in a CREASED baking pan and
let them rise for half an hour be-
fore baking.
II am a diabetic patient, on a
strict Diet writes c. j. F., land
wonder if some of your many read
ers could suggest some dishes that
would be all right for me to eat.
My appetite exceeds my limited
menu.
/ am sure they will be glad to
come to your aid. It's queer, isn't
it, how quickly we develop a dis
taste for the things we are told to
eat and how we long for the dishes
that folks solemnly say ARE not
good for us"
Newark evening star and Newark advertiser. [volume] (Newark, N.J.) 1909-1916, 1914-03-16

In the recent Partisan openings
many of the tailored suits and
dresses were made of gebardine or
serge; dark blue seems, as always,
to be the favored color. These ma
terials, however. are seldom If ever
used alone; they are combined with
satin, Roman-striped or plaid taft
feta. The suit shows in nearly
every instance vest of plaid or
figured silk: the draped Japanese
collar is noted on both dresses and
suits. The sash of plaid or figured
silk also plays an important part.
Illustrated here are two costumes,
suitable for street and afternoon
functions. No. S1S9 is developed in
a dark blue serge with vest, draped
collar and narrow cuffs of taffetas
in a dark, rich green. The skirt,
which is a two-piece model, shows
an unusual and attractive panelef-
feet.
This dress may be made in size
So. with four yards of double width
serge and rs yards of S6-inch taft
Newark evening star and Newark advertiser. [volume] (Newark, N.J.) 1909-1916, 1914-03-16

The art of selling goods is to be a
part of the night school curriculum
for shop girls in Germany.
Newark evening star and Newark advertiser. [volume] (Newark, N.J.) 1909-1916, 1914-03-16
Rice Mullins

know you'll all like these muffin
Newark evening star and Newark advertiser. [volume] (Newark, N.J.) 1909-1916, 1914-03-16
Feminine Facts

The London County Council spent
s1OO 900 during the last quarter in pro-
vlding meals for children.
Newark evening star and Newark advertiser. [volume] (Newark, N.J.) 1909-1916, 1914-03-16
THE GIyE-AwAY.

ITO Be Continued.)
Newark evening star and Newark advertiser. [volume] (Newark, N.J.) 1909-1916, 1914-03-16

Sbuba and Stephen Blass. The cere-
mony was followed by a reception
and wedding supper for 400 guests.
Upon their return from Bermuda Mr..
and Mrs Feldman will reside at 8
South orange avenue.
Norwich bulletin., 1914-05-04
HUMOR OF THE DAY

He-Miss Smith, do you like anil mals She-Are you fishing for com pliments s?-Minnesota Minnehaha.
 Money talks" quoted the Sage Yes, and it stops talk" added ths fool.-Cfncinnau Enquirer.
 She-I hear you were disappointed In love He--Oh, no; love is all right. Columbia Jester.
 He-I can't afford to marry for five years. Will you wait for me? She Certainly-if no else marries me be- fore then.-Judge.
 ls there much competition in your ofnce? asked Miss Skittles .Surei" replied the facetious Miss Skidy. '-be- tween the mirror and the clock. Puck.
 What on earth are you doing there Julia? Why, I am ironing out these oid, beautiful, crumpled-up love letters once more. e.-Meggendorfer Blaetter.
 What can be worse" he asked, than taking a kiss without asking Tor lt?' T don't know" said the girl unless it is asking for a kiss without taking it--Ladies' Home Journal.
 Diner-Pve forgotten what I wanted to order and had it OF the tip of my tongue. Waiter-What did you say about tip, sir?-Boston Transcript
 Madge-Have you really found that absence makes the heart grow fonder! {! Mdf1orie-Indeed 1 have, Since Charley went away, I've learned to love Jack ever so much more.-Lip- pincott's.
 ReporterI hear a wild man wa, seen roaming about in a swamp here Native-Yes; he was a city man. try. ing to locate choice building lot he'd just bought.-Chicago Daily News.
 Billie says cigars are his best friends Jill-Well, he's true to them How so?" He never gives any of his friends y"-Yonkers States. man.
 With telephones and automobiles" said the economist, the farmer will soon be entirely independent of the city Never" replied Mrs. Corn tossel- +'We'n always have to be go- ing to town-unless they discover some way of sending moving pictures by maiL"-Washingto Star.
 We boys wish to raise some money for our club" Well, you want to gcf out and run errands, clean up yards, collect old iron, sift ashes and earn the money. "Oh, no. Those methods are archaic We propose to have a tag day."-kansas City Journal