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The Ocala evening star. [volume] (Ocala, Fla.) 1895-1943, 1914-02-21
WISE AND OTHERWISE
(Clipped Without Credit


Many raw deal Is synonymous
with close shave
An Old topers pack or trouole is
always fuii ana stopping over.
Many man Ialis 10 get Ihere oe-
cause he carries excess baggage.
only foolish woman ever tries ID
reform man by roasting him.
an ooligatlon than a COOK.
hho"ieuse ISL always po"ei
ton.
You are more than nail de1eateo
IN any projecl when you nave 'oiu al
!
! A statesman Is canoioaIe VINO
sits 'lgnt ana iets the BOSSES pay
cheap poholcs LOT the PURPOSE VI
|
AFTER you nave accomplished
Every girl mas her IDEAL put the
.uiAfcuils Is III sellinS Hill " piopoSe'
NO man, ever KNOWS no" nnahs
l1rlenos ne mas lost ps hahoAhs them
aoVlce-
ran DeheVes the country Is SNORT VI
IasyIums Tor nopeless lolots.
one klnd OF nuisance Is always
telling you tnat you ousht 10 tahs
something 1or that DeIore IL Is Too
The Ocala evening star. [volume] (Ocala, Fla.) 1895-1943, 1914-02-21
ARGUING ABOUT
HARRY THAW AGAIN

Concord, y. H., Feb. 21.-Reasons
for granting the petition of Harry K.
Thaw for habeas corpus writ to
prevent his extradition to New York
state as fugitive from justice were
presented to Federal Judge Edgar
Aldrich yesterday. Arguments against
the petition are being made today by
VIM. T. Jerome, representing New
York state. Regarding the question
of admitting Thaw to bail, Judge
Aldrich intimated that he might
leave it to the federal supreme court
for decision.
The Ocala evening star. [volume] (Ocala, Fla.) 1895-1943, 1914-02-21

Marion lMcCants, the wife of II.
McCants, the colored school teacher
here, died Wednesday night, and her
remains were taken to her former
home at Montague, yesterday for
burial. Deceased had been ill for
some time, and was brought here so
that her husband could look after
her and his school at the same time.
The McCants are prominent negroes
pie in Citrus and Marion counties
Inverness Chronicle.
The Ocala evening star. [volume] (Ocala, Fla.) 1895-1943, 1914-02-21
MARY'S ANIMAL SHOW

Mary had a little lamb
Twas Persian-on her coat;
She also had a mink or two
About her dainty throat;
A bird of paradise, a tern,
And ermine made the hat
That perched at jaunty angle
On her couture, largely rat"
Her tiny boots were sable topped,
Her gloves were muskrat, too.
Her muff had heads and tails of half
The critters in the Zoo,
And when she walked abroad, I ween
She feared no wintry wind;
At keeping warm, twas plain to see,
She had all Nature skinned
National Humane Review.
The Ocala evening star. [volume] (Ocala, Fla.) 1895-1943, 1914-02-21
WORTH KNOWING

In a recent editorial in the New
York World-those famous editori-
ais that contain so much in so little
space-we read that:
That scientists who love to muss
up simple facts with big words say
that men are dynamic, women static.
Men invent, explore, experiment,
risk; women conserve, hold fast,
guard traditions. proprieties and po-
sessions. Men propose; women dis
pose, or at any rate oppose: and all
progress is conditioned by her per-
petual conflict OF their divergent
forces.
So viewed, the most unanswerable
reason in the world for mans doing
or not doing a certain thing is the
court of review at home. It is the
predestination that ever dogs free
will, and from it there is no escape
The Ocala evening star. [volume] (Ocala, Fla.) 1895-1943, 1914-02-21
ROBBERY ON THE
GREAT NORTHERN ROAD
Conductor and Two Passengers Re.
sisted the Bandits and We're
Killed

Bellingham, Wash, Feb. 21.-
Three passengers on a Great Nor
thern passenger train bound for Van
couver, B. c., resisted bandits last
night and were shot dead. Thomas
B. Wadsworth, a Canadian Pacific
conductor of Vancouver, B. c.; r Lee
of Bramerton, Wash, and NJ. B. Nc
Elhoes, a travelling salesman of Van
couver, B. c., were the men killed.
The bandits boarded the train at
Burlington, few miles south, where
they attacked the passengers in the
day coach. They rode in the smok-
ing car until they were ready to ope-
rate. They then went into the vesti-
Ibule between the smoker and the day
coach. They there tied handker-
chiefs about their faces and entered
the day coach with drawn revolvers.
Four Men Resist
Most of the passengers confronted
but four men attempted to resist.
Three of them wer felled almost in
stantly. Two of the men had gone on
into the coach. One remained at the
door and one stepped back into the
vestibule
| AS the three men grappled with
one bandit, the man at the rear be
gan shooting at the ceiling lights
The robber fighting with the three
men stepped quickly back and fired
ten shots. Lee was not Immediately
killed and tried to crawl behind the
rear seat. The bandit kept firing and
| five or six shots entered his back.
Women Hold Out Purses
The other robber turned back form
the front of the coach. AS he passed
along seevral women held out theil
purses. He gathered up several an6
ran. The bandits left the train to-
gether as it came to a stop from {
lsignal given by the conductor, who
had heard the shooting from another
coach.
The Ocala evening star. [volume] (Ocala, Fla.) 1895-1943, 1914-02-21
ABOUT WHAT THEY'RE LIKE

Il fancy last night finished my
reputation said young Harold as
his friend looked him up the night
after the ball.
Finished you?" asked the friend.
Yes, my drunken condition at the
ball"
why, not at all man, Haven't you
seen this mornings papers? You're
the social hero; everybody thinks
you have invented a new dance
Ladies Home Journal.
The Ocala evening star. [volume] (Ocala, Fla.) 1895-1943, 1914-02-21
PENALTY OF DISTINCTION

II represent the dignity of labor, :"
said the man in his shirt-sleeyes.
Yes" replied Mr.. Dustin Stax;
and you can work in your shirt
sleeves and speak your mind, and
quit work when your regular hours
are through. I've got to wear high
hat and guard every word / speak,
and keep busy sixteen hours day.
l represent the labor of dignity. =
Washington Star.
The Ocala evening star. [volume] (Ocala, Fla.) 1895-1943, 1914-02-21
ONLY ONE DOUBT

Briggs: Rogers claims to be an
agnostic, doesn't he?
Griggs: Only as to religion; as to
everything else he knows it ALL
Boston Transcript.
The Ocala evening star. [volume] (Ocala, Fla.) 1895-1943, 1914-02-21
A DIFFERENCE OF OPINION

You are regular miser." ex-
claimed Mrs. Shopper, when her hus-
band refused to give her twenty-five
shillings she asked for.
No, not miser," replied Snooper,
merely an economiser. "-Tit-Bits.
The Ocala evening star. [volume] (Ocala, Fla.) 1895-1943, 1914-02-21

TAKE HER NORRIS CANDY
BOYS IF YOU ARE IN TROUBLE.
THE BEST CHOCOLATES AND
BON-BONS THAT WERE EVER
MADE. THE COURT PHARMACY
HAS THE AGENCY FOR THIS EX-
CELLENT HIGH GRADE CONFEC-
TION. 2-9-tf
The Ocala evening star. [volume] (Ocala, Fla.) 1895-1943, 1914-02-21

All kinds OF pastry, cakes and
bread fresh every day. ''In quality
we trust-not quantity" Carriers
Bakery, North Main street. 1-26-tf
Morris tribune. [volume] (Morris, Minn.) 1880-2000, 1914-04-24

Stubener struck tie tnsiL Oh. YES.
Fat Glendon lived ont beyond Yop
took the stage at Alpine. which was
forty miles and which was Il logging
camp From Alpine. on horseback,
you rode up Antelope valley ana cross
ed the divide TO Bear creek. Pat
Gfendon lived somewhere beyond that.
The people of Alpine would know.
Yes. there was a young Pat The
storekeeper had seen him He had
been into Deer Lick two years back.
Old Pat had not put imam appearance
for i've years He bought his supplies
at the store and always paid by check.
and he was white haired strange old
man That was all the storekeeper
knew, but the folks at Alpine could
give him final directions,
1t looked good to Stubener Beyond
doubt there was young Pat Glen
don. as well as an old one living out
beyond.
That night the manager spent at the
logging camp of Alpine. and early the
following morning he rode a noun.
tain cayuse up Antelope valley. He
Morris tribune. [volume] (Morris, Minn.) 1880-2000, 1914-04-24
WANTS TO IGNORE
PHOTOGRAPH BRIDES
Commissioner Caminetti Would
Exclude Japanese Women.


Washington. COMMISSIONS General
of immigration Caminetti in his first
annual report on the operations OF his
bureau says that unless congress APP
propriates more money for the support
Of the immigration service violations
Of the laws are bound to occur.
Increased appropriations and lar
ger force of officers in the several sta
tons as well as at the main Office and
more public health surgeons and inter-
prefers, he says. are necessary to make
possible a thorough Inspection ant 8
more strict enforcement of the law.
AS to Japanese immigration. he ex-
presses doubt as to whether the pho
tograph' brides after having gone
through a marriage ceremony by
proxy, recognized as legal in Japan.
are really entitled to admission He
says he does not believe amy such
marriage is binding upon the United
States in the administration Of immi-
grafton laws and also that there is no
treaty with Japan or other arrange
ment whatsoever that provides for the
recognition by the United States OF the
so called marriage Of woman in ia
pan with man who may be In the
United States at the alleged date OF
the same
During the last fiscal year immigra-
ton to the United States, amounting to
1.197. 1892 aliens. was larger than IN
any fiscal year since 1907. The years
net Increase in population from immi-
grafton. according to the report, is Sl5.-
3O3 as compared with net increase
for the preceding year Of 401,863. The
Number of exclusions was 1898.
Morris tribune. [volume] (Morris, Minn.) 1880-2000, 1914-04-24
Very truly yours.
William H. Cherry .


] have decided to become candi-
date for reelection as representative
from Stevens county, and will be a
nor. partizan candidate, as required
by the primary law. / believe nv
legislative record will show that /,
have stood for what was for the best
interests of the state and that l con-
sistently opposed extravagant and un-
necessary expenditures of public
money. My record furnishes an index
as to whether or not I measure up to
the desired standard. Asking only
that my candidacy may have the can
did and mature judgment of the citi-
zens of Stevens county, and thanking
them for the honor they have con-
ferred upon me in the past, | remain,
Yours sincerely,
C. P. Carlson.
Morris tribune. [volume] (Morris, Minn.) 1880-2000, 1914-04-24
For County Attorney

To the Voters of Stevens County =
Having received a large endorse
ment of the voters at the last election
for the Office of County Attorney. for
which thank you, and being confident
that l am qualified to fulfill the
duties thereof in a proper and lawyer
like manner, ! hereby announce my.
self as candidate for that Office, and
earnestly appeal to my many friends
and the voters throughout this county
for your vote and support.
If elected, | assure you | will be
careful to not to cause any one I'M
necessary trouble, nor the taxpayers
any unnecessary expenses. and at the
same time will enforce the laws as
they exist with fairness and firmness,
regardless of my personal feelings, as
/ would then feel that l was servant
of the people and as such owed that
duty.
Again respectfully soliciting your
vote and support, l am,
Very truly yours,
Thos. j. Mangan.
Morris tribune. [volume] (Morris, Minn.) 1880-2000, 1914-04-24
PROLOGUE.

Few authors living today have
the force and dtrectness, the
rugged strength and vitality Of
style of Jack London. This new
novel is one of his best. 1t is a
story of the prize ring, real
mans story, big and vigorous
and thrilling. Behind the tense
life, the excitement of the fight
Itself, one can see in reading
1t the crookedness, the devious
VGys of the keen wttted men who
stage the big fight and reap the
profits. More than this, one can
see into the soul of the Abys-
NAL Brute htmself, one of the
4Strungest, most human and fas-
cinatine characters London has
ever drawn, a brutser who is a
scholar as well, who is honest
and clean and innocent up to
the moment of his dtsiliusion-
naent-a verttoble cross section
of a strange phase of American
life.
Morris tribune. [volume] (Morris, Minn.) 1880-2000, 1914-04-24
Beware of Ointments for Catarrh
that Contain rIercury.

as mercury will surely destroy the sense
of smell and completely derange the
whole system when entering it drought
the mucous surfaces. Such articles
should never be used except on prescrip
tions from reputable physicians, as the
damage they will do is ten fold to the
good you can possibly derive from them
Halls Catarrh Cure, manufactured by
F. J. Cheney & Co, Toledo, O., contains no
mercury, and is taken internally, acting
directly upon the blood and mucous sur
faces of the system. In buying Halls
Catarrh Cure be sure you get the genuine
1t is taken internally and made in Toledo
Ohio, by FL. Cheney & Co. Testimonials
free,
Sold by druggists. Price75c. per bottle
Take Halls Family Pills for constipa-
ton.
Morris tribune. [volume] (Morris, Minn.) 1880-2000, 1914-04-24
CHILD LEADS ORCHESTRA.
Willy Ferrero, Seven and one-haIf
Years old, Delights Gar.


Years Old, Delights Gear.
st. Petersburg. - An. Italian child
conductor, Willy Ferrero. aged seven
and half years, who recently conduct
ed the imperial orchestra at 'com-
mand'' performance before the car,
also gave a performance before the
dowager czarina and other members Of
the royal family and has received from
the czar gold watch with the i'm
perial arms set in diamonds and pearls.
The czarina was so delighted with
the way in which the child conducted
that she gave him a large box Of choco-
lates and promised to send him toys.
He was born in America Of GAO
parents, and listening to music became
part of his daily life. At the age Of
two he began to show signs Of talent.
Listening to piece attentively be
used to beat time and to show a..uoy-
ance If the time was not what he con
sidered right. If he liked piece be
could remember it all after hearing 1t
three or four times.
Paris was the scene of his first pub
lie appearance three and a half years
| ago
Morris tribune. [volume] (Morris, Minn.) 1880-2000, 1914-04-24

~ AM STU BENER ran through his
- mail carelessly and rapidly. AS
q became manager of prize
fighters, he was accustomed to
a various and bizarre correspondence.
Every crank, sport, near sport and re-
former seemed to have ideas to impart
ito him:
j! From dire threats against his life to
) milder. threats, such as pushing in the
front Of his face, from rabbit foot
fetishes to lucky horseshoes, from
dfnky jerkwatpr bids to the quarter of
amillion offers of irresponsible nobod-
les. he knew the whole run of the sur
pt1Se portion of his mail. In his time
having received razor strop made
from the skin of a lynched negro and
finger, withered and sun dried, cut
from the body of a white man found
in Death valley. he was of the opinion
that never again would the postman
bring him anything that could startle
him
But this morning he opened letter
that he read a second time, put away
In his pocket and took out for third
reading 1t was postmarked from some
unheard of postoffice in Siskiyou coun-
ty. and it ran:
Dear Sam-You don't know me- except
my reputation. You come after my time,
and I've been out of the game a long time
But, take it from me. I amt been asleep.
I've followed the whole game, and I've
followed you from the time Kali Aufman
knocked you out of your last handling OF
Nat Belson, and l take it you're the nifti-
est thing in the line of managers that ever
came down the pike.
/ got proposition for you | got the
greatest unknown that ever happened
This amt con. It's the straight goods.
!, What do you think of husky that tips
the scales at 200 pounds fighting weight,
ts twenty-five years old and can hit a
kick twice as hard as my best ever?
That's him. my boy, Young Pat Glendon
that's the name he'll fight under I've
planned it all out Now. the best thing
you can do is hit the first train and come
up here.
bred him. and trained him. All that
ever had in my head I've hammered into
mis-. And maybe you won't believe it, but
he's added to it. He's born fighter. He's
. wonder at time and distance. He just
: knows to the second and the inch, and
!; he don't have to think about it at all
; His six inch jolt is more the real sleer
medicine than the full arm swing Of most
geezers.
Talk about the hope of the white race
This is him. Come and take a peep
When you was managing Jefries you
was crazy about hunting
r Come along and I'll give you some rea
hunting and fishing that will make your
snoving picture winnings look like 30 cents
I'll send Young Pat out with you / aim
able to get around That's why I'm send
ing for you.
] was going to manage him myself. bu
: It amt no use. I'm all in and likely tt
= pass out any time So get move on.
= want you to manage him. There's a for
tune in it for both Of you but | want Il
draw UP the contract Yours truly.
PAT GLENDON.
| Stubener was puzzled 1t seemed
Morris tribune. [volume] (Morris, Minn.) 1880-2000, 1914-04-24
Got the Candy.

isis, gimme some o. that candy O.
yoursP
mo, Bobbie, I won't. That's my best
candy, and it was given to me, and
you shan't have bite of it,"
"If you don't gimme some I'll tell on
you" 8z
What do you mean? What have
you got to tell on me, silly boy?"
THAT Mr.. Humber, that mother
don't like, called on you last night,
didn't he? An you sat in the den,
where there's only two chairs, didn't
you? Well. / put hunk Of chewing
gum on one Of the chairs, and it's
there yet this morning. Do l get a
piece of candy? Thanks, sis"-Cleve-
land Plain Dealer.
Morris tribune. [volume] (Morris, Minn.) 1880-2000, 1914-04-24
An Interesting Automobile Offer.

Write to the American Motor
League, 511 Palace Building, Mime
apolis, MINI, and learn how to cut
down the expense of running the auto
to nearly half. All standard tires and
accessories can be had at prices which
the garage and dealer has to pay.
Sixty cent oil costs you Zoe Discount
on broken parts is from Is to so per
cent The saving on single tire is
$4 to SIS. Tops, side curtains, wind.
shields, bumpers, horns. lamps, spark
plugs, speedometers, carburetors, at
1875 to so per cent below retail prices.
No matter what car you have, We viii
supply you. We issue the most com
plete automobile supply catalogue ever
published. Only standard goods. at
prices almost unbelievable. Write to-
day, for full information and prices.
Morris tribune. [volume] (Morris, Minn.) 1880-2000, 1914-04-24
For County Auditor

Having been engaged in accounting
work for the past thirty years, and
knowing that l am fully qualified to
discharge the duties of the office, and
having settled in Stevens county as
my permanent home, | hereby announce
myself as candidate for the Office OF
County Auditor, and solicit the sup.
port of all voters who desire the best
service from their public officials.
Carl R. Wollthan.
Morris tribune. [volume] (Morris, Minn.) 1880-2000, 1914-04-24
For REGISTER of Deeds

Having been resident Of Stevens
county for many years, and having
served in responsible positions, both
business and political, requiring the
greatest accuracy and careful atten-
ton, / have decided to become a
candidate for Register of Deeds, and
with full confidence that l can dis
charge the duties of the Office to the
satisfaction of all, l solicit the sup
port of the voters.
z. C. Gilbert.
Morris tribune. [volume] (Morris, Minn.) 1880-2000, 1914-04-24

Badly. An he has hankerin' for the
DRAWN O. pitchers of things. an of
spouting about Lucifer or night from
the poetry books he got from the red
headed school teacher.
"But It's only ibis youngness. He'll
settle down to the game once we gel
him started. but watch out fol
grouches when it first comes to Twin
in city for him." 0
Continued next week.
Morris tribune. [volume] (Morris, Minn.) 1880-2000, 1914-04-24

Farmer Promised Johnny" All the
Money That Had His Name on It.
Now His Name Appears on All Bank
Thousands Printed Each. Day
at Washington.
New York. John Burke United
States treasurer, made a bargain near
ly fifty years ago by which he was to
be paid bonus on his services for
work done at that time. when there
seemed little hope of its fulfillment.
When Chester Ferry has fulfilled his
part Of the contract with Mr.. Burke
ne will make the latter easily the rich
est man in the world, says the Tribune
of this city.
Burke hired out when boy not yet
ten years old to husk corn for neigh
boring farmer and received for his
pay the small sum of so cents a day
When the time came for his employer
to pay him for his seasons work Ferry
said
Johnny, want you to know that
what can afford to give you now for
your work regard as insufficient pay.
j am sure you will think that you have
earned more, for you have been dill
gent and painstaking and have never
complained. So while / can pay you
only so cents a day for your time I'll
agree to hand over to you in the future
all the money you can show me with
your name on it.
Il accepted his proposition says
Mr.. Burke, ''but gave it little con
sideration during the intervening years
until the beginning of the present adj
ministration, when became treasurer
of the United States Then the episode
came to mind, and / have written to
Mr. Ferry. reminding him of his obi
Cations
This is the letter in part:
When we lived neighbors on adjoining
farms in German township and / was a
| little mite of ten you frequently en-
| ployed me in corn husl1ing and corn plant
ing times and on various other occasions
for which services you paid me 50 cents a
day. You will remember, however, that
! at the time Of settlement you assured me
| that you were not certain that so cents
| was sufficient remuneration for my serv-
ices and that in addition to the payment
| of so cents a day you were to turn over
| to me all the money that you got with my
name on it, which agreement was perfect
| ~ satisfactory to me and was duly &C.
cepted atsthe time. ug
! Fearing that you may have forgotten
this obligation on account of lapse OF
time. I am calling your attention to II
/ now, for of course know that all that i:
/ necessary for me to do is simply to cal
your attention to it, that your part of tllt
agreement will be faithfully kept
The bureau Of engraving prints Mr.
Burke's name on 100000 notes of TIT
United States currency "a day. In add
ton to this vast daily increasing obi
cation on the part of the farmer, Mr.
Burke has signed his name to a mum
Der Of $4,000 certificates.
At this rate the bureau of engravin,
prints currency bearing his name to tn,
amount Of $2,876,OO0 a day, which b,
the end Of his term as treasurer viii
net him $500, 900, 900 should he be for
tunate enough to realize upon hi
youthful investment.
Morris tribune. [volume] (Morris, Minn.) 1880-2000, 1914-04-24
ID the Voters Of Stevens COUNT

| hereby announce myself as a
candidate for reelection for the Office
of County Auditor. ann earnestly soli-
cit your support for the same at the
coming election; if elected shall en-
deavor to conduct the affairs of the
office according to law, and to the best
interest of the taxpayers in general.
Very truly, yours,
F. E. Ware.
Morris tribune. [volume] (Morris, Minn.) 1880-2000, 1914-04-24
PAID ADVERTISEMENTS.

Ali political matter for which any COM
pensation is received is published IN this
column. These advertisements are pub
lished at uniform rate of $1,000 each. If
any different amount is paid, it is so
noted at the head of the advertisement.
Unless otherwise noted each is ordered
and paid for by the person signing the
same.
The editor of THE TRIBUNE assumes no
editorial responsibility for any statement
made in this column, our responsibility
being the same as that which attaches TIC
anN commercial advertisements
Morris tribune. [volume] (Morris, Minn.) 1880-2000, 1914-04-24
For County Attorney.

To the Voters of Stevens County:
| beg to announce myself as a
candidate for the Office of County
Attorney having been elected by the.
board of county commissioners to fill
out the unexpired term Of Mr.. Beise.
resigned, | have adesire to be elected
by the people and to that end an
nOunce my candidacy.
If elected to that Office, | promise
you that will give it close attention
and discharge the duties thereof as
best can.
Soliciting your vote and support,
am,
Very truly yours.
William Fl. Cherry.