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The Madisonian. (Richmond, Ky.) 1913-1914, 1914-07-28
improve Incandescent LIqht,

An incandescent gas mantle which
has become carbonized or blackened
by use may be cleaned by throwing a
quantity of salt upon it while it Is
glowing. This has the effect Of
cleaning the carbon OF, increasing the
efficiency Of the light and prolonging
the life of the mantle.
The Madisonian. (Richmond, Ky.) 1913-1914, 1914-07-28
AT MEMoRYs GATE.

At MEMORY'S GATE.
(" ARLY and late
/ watch and wait
At memory's gate.
AS l peer through
Friends once knew
Throng the dim view.
Far down the way
Wee children stray
And talk and play.
They seem so near
l almost hear
The words they say
1 know l trace
Each tiny face.
o moments rare!
Dear vision fair!
Loved ones are there!
Some day 1 know
That l shall go
To where they dwell
Till then?-Ah. WELL
Early and late
I'll watch and wait
At memory's gate.
-E. T. SANFORD
The Madisonian. (Richmond, Ky.) 1913-1914, 1914-07-28
Berea Fair

The Berea Fair will begin on
the 29th of this month, and will
be in session three days. Big
crowds and big time is antici-
pated as usual.
The Madisonian. (Richmond, Ky.) 1913-1914, 1914-07-28

CAUSE or RAILROAD ACCIDENTS
The congress Of atenists and neu-
rofosists which met in Chicago, de-
caared by resolution that a great por-
ton OF railroad Academia could be
traced to the use Of alcoholics by en-
ployes, and urged on all railroads the
policy Of total abstinence.
The Madisonian. (Richmond, Ky.) 1913-1914, 1914-07-28
Christian Faith.

with diyinely pictured windaw san =.
no NE ~lsnout you see no glory, nor can
i, ssoas imagine any. Standing with
no., vsely ray Of light reveals q har-
n ,Sa OF unspeakable splendors.-Hsv-
The Madisonian. (Richmond, Ky.) 1913-1914, 1914-07-28

Happens That Way, Sometimes.
And many father who thinks he Is
saving money when he gives his daugh-
ter in marriage discovers later that he
has a son-in-law to support.
The Madisonian. (Richmond, Ky.) 1913-1914, 1914-07-28
MODERN NURSERY RlmE.

FEAR little pussy. Her coat is swarm
OF germs Of disease that will do me
much harm.
I'll run for the broom and scat her away,
Sor pussy and never. never must play.
-Lppincost's.
The Madisonian. (Richmond, Ky.) 1913-1914, 1914-07-28
Danville Against Richmond
Weekly Report of Contest

Richmond leads in attendance
162 and in collection 1896.
The Madisonian. (Richmond, Ky.) 1913-1914, 1914-07-28
Worlds Greatest
Short Stories
No. |.
THE MAN WITHOUT A COUNTRY
By Edward Everett Hale

Twenty-four famous authors were
asked recently to name the best
short story In the English Language.
The choice of Mary Roberts Rine-
hart and Owen Johnson was The
Man Without q Country" by Ed
ward Everett Hale His works are
published by Little, Brown & Co.
The Madisonian. (Richmond, Ky.) 1913-1914, 1914-07-28
Lost

A diamond Brooch somewhere
between Richmond and Boones-
boro. Leave at this office and
receive reward. ct
The Madisonian. (Richmond, Ky.) 1913-1914, 1914-07-28
I'm memory of
PHILIP NOLAN,
Lieutenant
In the army of
the United States.

He loved his country as no other man
has loved her, but no man deserved lesS
at her hands,
The Madisonian. (Richmond, Ky.) 1913-1914, 1914-07-28

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Goldsboro weekly argus., 1914-01-08
NOTICE OF SALE.

Under and by virtue of an order of
the Superior Court of Wayne County,
made in the special proceeding en-
titled J. L. Barham, Administrator of
PetrOna B. Freeman, deceased against
R. G. Freeman, Rodman B. Freeman
and Frank c. Freeman, heirs at law.
the same being No.. upon the spec
ial proceeding docket of said court, the
undersigned commissioner will, on
Monday, the 9th day of February, 1914,
at 12 o'clock M, at the Court House
door in Goldsboro, North Carolina, Of
fer for sale to the highest bidder for
cash that certain lot of land lying
and being in the City of Goldsboro.
Wayne County, North Carolina; ad-
joining the lands of Alex Casey and
others, and more particularly describ-
ed as follows, to-wit:
Beginning at the Northwestern in
tersectional corner of Ash and Daisy
Streets and runs thence westerly with
corner; then with his line northerly
135 feet to another corner of said
Casey; then with his line easterly 81
feet to Daisy street; then with said
Daisy street 135 feet to the beginning
and being part of the same land con-
veyed by w. Ell. Smith and wife Mary
b. Smith to Petrona B. Freeman, of
date December 22nd, 1881, which said
deed is recorded in the Office of the
Register of Deeds for Wayne County
in book 48, at page 535.
This 5th day of JAM, 1914
Goldsboro weekly argus., 1914-01-08
COUNTY TEACHERS

Goldsboro, N. c., Jan. 1, 1914.
The next meeting of the County
Teachers Association will be held a.
the Goldsboro Graded School on Sat
urday, Jan. 10th, at 1880 a. m.
Program School.
| 1. Daily program. Please make spec
ial study of this subject as given
in the Course of Study. Each teach
er will please bring copy of his
or her daily program.
2. Reading Circle. Please prepare
chapters vi, vii, and viii of Every
Day problems as outlined in N. c.
Education:
1. The Value of Spelling.
2. The value Of Music.
8. The arts of communication.
The primary teachers will discuss
the following subjects:
l., Seat work by Miss Laura e. Moore
2. Writing and drawing by Miss zulia
Ketchie
8. Teaching games by Miss Josephine
Bolvine.
The program for high school teach
ers is in the hands of the secretary.
It is important that every teacher
be at this meeting.
E. T. ATKINSON,
County Superintendent.
Goldsboro weekly argus., 1914-01-08
GOOD FOR GoLDsBoRo
STATE HEADQUARTERS OF THE
NATIONAL LIFE STANDS
FOURTH IN UNITED
STATES.

above company for North Carolina, and
who has his headquarters in this city
announcing that he stands fourth in
the company's State agencies through
out the United States for volume of
new business written during the year
1913.
The ranking order is Boston, Mass.
Cleveland, Ohio; Atlanta, Ga; Colds
boro, N. G.
Mr.. Humphreys record for the year
exceeds $1,OOO,OOO new business, and
when we take into consideration that
when he took charge of the affairs of
the National Life Insurance Com
pany of Vermont, in this State, nine
years ago, it was to our people a com
paratively unknown company, the fact
that he has brought his State agency
up to within two of the top and close
rival of the two just ahead of him
it, indeed, marks him as a man of first
ability in the insurance world.
But, of course, Mr.. Humphrey owes
much of his success to the splendid
character of the company he repre-
sents, for there is nothing better in
life insurance than the National Life
of Vermont It's policies are un-
equivoca1, specific and liberal, and its
dealings with it's clients are prompt
and always ION the square"
Again, the people of North Caro-
lima are always ready to give credit
where credit is due, and that is an
other reason why the National Life
Insurance Company of Vermont is
doing constantly growing business
in North Carolina; the people of this
State, by experience in it's prompt
settlement of claims, and large div
idend ireturns and in studying it's
The Argus man was permitted to
see telegram today from the home
Office of the National Life Insurance
Company of Vermont, at Montpelier
in that State, to Mr.. H. M Humphrey
of this city, State Manager for the
liberal policies, are coming more and
more to give it their business.
And Goldsboro is to be congratulate
ed upon, and should appreciate, hav-
ing the Office of the State Manager
here, for the volume of business
which passes through his Office, rep
resenting the premiums upon several
millions of outstanding insurance his
company bolds in this State, means
much to the banking exchange alone
not to speak of the distinction it gives
GoIdsboro in the State and ranking it
as the fourth city in the United
States.
Goldsboro weekly argus., 1914-01-08

Mediterranean. This vessel was i'm
mediately orderd in, and on reaching
New York Mr.. Herring rendered his
resignation from the U. S. service, go
ing South Immediately.
Speaking of that time, Mr.. Herring
said, Having no watch, I went on
shore as a matter of course. wore
my uniform, as I had no citizens
clothes, and was soon asked by some
one to what company belonged" The
city did not look gay as I had former
ly seen it, but every one seemed con-
fident of success, and of crushing tho
Rebellion in a short time. The people
did not seem to be anxious, or at all
uneasy about the issue of their arms
and public opinion had quietly settled
down to that state of mind which sale
"Go South if you wish. I only pity you
for being a simpleton. You will lose
your positin, and blast your prospects
for life by taking so suicidal course. .
A captain of Infantry, whom he met
in Central Park, urged him not to re-
honors would be heaped upon him i
he remained true to the flag. His re
ply that he was from the South, al
hi srelatives there, his future pros
poets there also; and that if the NORTH
gave them the alternative of war OF
disgrace, he was for the sons of tho
South accepting war, and from wal
to the knife, and the knife to the hi1t
and that he was going there as soon as
he could get away from New York.
When the war ended, Mr.. Herring
like Cincinnatus of old, turned his at.
tention to agriculture, and to the
growing Of fine fruits and rare plants
He afterward entered the service Of
what is now the S. A. L. Railway as
Mechanical Engineer, and is still with
| that Company.
Mr.. Herring has never accepted {
pension, holding that he merely did
his duty as man, and not as hire
ling of his Government. He has 1ive6
to a ripe age, and is still hale and
active, and every citizen of Leon Coun-
ty, and especially those with whom he
is associated, will join me in wishing
him a happy and prosperous New
Year." and may he live to see many
returns of the Yu1e-tide season.
Goldsboro weekly argus., 1914-01-08

j. L. BARHAM,
Administrator of Petrona B. Freeman
La croÌnica. (San Francisco, Calif.) 1914-1917, 1914-10-09
Los zapatos viejos.

Todas las mananas me la ha-
llaba al paso, rebujada en- SUI
mantoncillo marion, RADIO y falto
de pelo por ell uso, Y ~envuelta la
cabeza en- una endeble toquilla
obscura que la orlaba ell rostrO
con un graciosimo marco de ma
dronitos de lana.
Vestia con pobreza, pero ell al
re con que llevaba sus mfseros
atavfos delataba la coqueteria
natural de los veinte amos, que
Sc enamorara de la caida de una
falda 8 de las cintas de un corpi-
no.
BESIDE luego Sc advertia en- ell
aspecto de la muchacha la esca-
SEE, mas no ell abandono. Sus
ropas estarian vueltas al reeves
mil veces, reformadas Y lorna
das a reformar, persiguiendo la
moda, pero su hechura no peca-
ba de antigua nj trasnochada.
Sc descubria, ademas, en- la Chi
quilla gran cuidado de su perso-
ma, extremada limpieza y cierta
allegro complacencia de 81 misma.
Podia contar a 10 sumo las
veinte primaveras que cierran ell
periodic de aurora de la mujer, Y
era una criatura alta, garrida,
SonroSada, con csc suave color
de la adolescence, que las priva-
cionen empalidecen, sin conse-
guir borrarla nunca del todo. La
naturaleza habiala dotado de
unos ojos pardos melanc6licos,
contemplativos, con algo de re-
ref1exivo en- sus pupilas, Y por
entire los madronos de la toquilla
Sc lie asomaban algunos Rios ru-
bios que Sc lie enroscaban espon-
taneamente fernando un fequi-
Ito, Y que daban a su semblante
un sello apacible y serene. A
primera vista, distingufanse en-
sus facciones un attractive singu-
lar, una dulzura suprema; mas
que la pureza de lineas poseia ell
encanto de la expression.
70 me la encontraba en- la ca
lie de Alcala y Sc perdia por la
de Cadeceros. acknowledgements
La croÌnica. (San Francisco, Calif.) 1914-1917, 1914-10-09

pasado largo tempo, en- cualquier
sitio, no Sc d6nde nj cuando, me
tope con una muchacha atavia-
da con cierto Iujo, cruz6 delante
de mi.
Era ella: la modistilla de por
las mananaS. La reconoci al pun
to, e instintivamente, sin darse
cuenta de mi impulse me proxi-
me para distinguirla de cerca.
La infeliz llevaba ell restro en-
badurnado de c~olorete, ell angu-
10 del ojO aumentado con negro
de hume, los labios tenidos de
carmin pero debajo de sus efei-
ties Sc adivinaba la palidez cada-
verica, la muerte que Sc lleva a
su victima despacito.
La muchacha, como es natural,
no me record0. Jamas Sc habia
flJado en- mi: al notar mi aten-
cion, me hizo una sena sonrien-
dose. Como casualmente, para
atravesar un charco Sc levant6
la falda, ensenando un pie pc
queno y lindisimo, calzado con
un precioso zapato de charol, v
entonces me di6 mas lastima de
ella que cuando me movfa a COM
passion ell encontrarmeIa con los
horribles zapatos viejos!...
ALFONSO PEREZ NIEVA.
La croÌnica. (San Francisco, Calif.) 1914-1917, 1914-10-09
Minas puestas por
los ~franceSeS

Ell Ministro de Marina ha dado
la siguiente noticia:
La Marina Austriaca tiene
puestas minas en- ell Mar Adria-
tico, la escuadra francesa Sc ha
visto obligada a hacer 10 mismo,
pero, para evitar perjuicios a los
barcos neutrales, los frances han
dejado las minas de acuerdo con
las reglas del capfiulo VIII de la
convention de La Haya de 1907.
La IONA peligrosa comprende
tOdas las aguas austriacas y ca
males entire las islas y las costas
de Dalmatia.
La croÌnica. (San Francisco, Calif.) 1914-1917, 1914-10-09
Recetas de cocina
Pierna de Carnero Estofado.

Desp6jese de los huesos V me-
cheese con tocino sazonado con es-
pecias y sal, de modo que las
lonjas no salgan fuera de la
carne, y atese con un mecate.
dandole un golpe en- la coyuntu-
ra y cortando ell hueso para que
coupe POGO espacio; pongase en-
una cazuela con sels cebollas.
con tres zanahorias, un manoio
de perejil, yerbas aromaticas.
sal, especias, un POGO de tocino,
Y dos vases de vino 8 aqua; lue-
go que principle a hervir lenta-
mente, p6ngase fuego encima de
la cobertera, y cuando ha cocido
10 suficiente, Sc sirve con un cal
do deSengrasadO.
La croÌnica. (San Francisco, Calif.) 1914-1917, 1914-10-09
Bug 5nt1rtns

FL mundo tie respeta y tn, gentil,
luces doquier tn faz angelical;
tn vida que es continue bacanal,
ocultas en- tn astucia femenil.
Themes ell magnetismo del reptil
que apresa al ave con mirar fatal,
y cuando sacias tn passion carnal,
vuelves como una loba a tn cubil.
No es tn candor mas que mentira vii
al que tie quiere bien, causas ell NAL;
tie ~arrastras como oruga en- ell pensil,
tie arraigas como abrojo en- ell erial:
ell mundo tie respeta y til gentil,
luces doquier tn faz angelical
La croÌnica. (San Francisco, Calif.) 1914-1917, 1914-10-09

Anunciese en- LA CRONICA'
v aumentara su clientele.
Por que? POrque es ell 1nico
periodico en- espanol publicado en-
San Francisco.
La croÌnica. (San Francisco, Calif.) 1914-1917, 1914-10-09
vapores AIema-
mes capturados
por los
~Franceses

I'll vapor aleman Martha Book
hahan de 696 tonelados, que We
MIA de Punta Arenos, Y ell No
ruego Bennestnet de 1.6O0 tone
ladas, de la Nueva Caledonia pa
ra Hamburger, han sido captura-
dos por los buques de guerra
franceses y llevados al puerto de
Brest (Francia).
La croÌnica. (San Francisco, Calif.) 1914-1917, 1914-10-09

Sufriendo los desdenes de una ingrata,
mi coraz6n qued6 cual flor marchita;
por I'm sueno de amor va no palpita,
va en- lagrimas sus ansias no desata.
ST me divide la pena no me mata;
su ingratitud ell sueho no me quita;
siento en- TODD mi ser la paz bendita
de aquel que ell fallo del Destino acata,
ST en- mi Ira de m1sico poeta
dejo ell amor alguna cuerda rota
no me siento. por hoy, anacoreta.
y a1n despues de sufrir negra derrota
de todas sus peridias en- la meta
mi illusion. cual bandera, al viento fota.
Tito Encan.
La croÌnica. (San Francisco, Calif.) 1914-1917, 1914-10-09
FL ST.. Claudio Caros.

Nuestro distinguido amigo con
cuyo nombre encabezamos estas
%lineas, Sc encuentra enfermo de
bronquitis,
LIE deseamos la pronta mejO-
ria y ell restablecimiento de su
salud.
La croÌnica. (San Francisco, Calif.) 1914-1917, 1914-10-09
ZanahOrias en- salsa blanca.

Despues de lavadas Sc les
da un hervor en:agua caliente,
c6rtense en- fletes y Sc ponen en-
una cazuela con manteca, pi-
mienta y perejil picado, y des-
pues de bien rehogadas Sc les
anade un POGO de leche, espesan-
do esta salsa con yemas de hue
vo, un POGO de az1car y canela.
La croÌnica. (San Francisco, Calif.) 1914-1917, 1914-10-09
Onomastico

Ell yiernes dos del presente,
celebr0 su cumpleanos nuestro
fino amigo Manuel Martorell. en-
81 domicilio TT Gale Broadway,
LIE deseamos larga vida.
Metropolis weekly gazette. (Metropolis, Ill.) 1???-19??, 1914-03-20
REASON WHY SCOTS SUCCEED
Johnny McTurk Figured II Out in HE
OWN Mind How He Would Divide
Marbles With Andrew Mcdonald.

Johnny, dear" said the visitor.
John McTurk turned around while
the family cat rescued her tail from
his grubby fist.
Now that you are going to school,
continued the visitor, Il want to ask
you little question: How many mar
bles would you get II ! gave yon
twenty, TO be divided between you
and Andrew McDonald?"
Johnny thoughtfully rubbed the
point OF his nose where the cat had
scratched him.
Il dinna KEN" he said.
Come, come" said his elder
Flows that?''
We'll. ma'am,' said Johnny, ''ye
see It's a according. II ye gle me
them when we're both here we'd hae
ten apiece. II Andrew was here and
l wasna I'd only haze about five. But
II were to get them when Andrew
wasna here dinna ken whether he'd
'hae ony at a'."-London Tit-Bits.
Metropolis weekly gazette. (Metropolis, Ill.) 1???-19??, 1914-03-20
WHY THE TRlcKsTER BoLTED
Grubby Hobo Made Determined Effort
10 Secure Dress Suit of Man
Who Never Owned One.

The grubby-looking man stood in
the doorway with determination on
every line of his unshayen counteD-
ance. The housewife who faced him
was equally determined.
Yes, madam said the shabby
man; the guv'nor says TO me, Go and
git Mr.. Jones' dress suit to be clean
ed and pressed. The lady'n give 1t to
yer The guv'nor's tailor. you see.
mum"
"Ohl" replied the lady. And did
you see Mr.. Jones?''
Il did, num-" came the answer; "wiv
me own eyes. He says. The ladyll
know. lef' a message at 'ome.
Plainly Mrs. Jones was perplexed.
The trickster felt he had nearly
achieved his object. The ladys reply
finally crushed him. however.
WELL" she answered. AL | can say
lie that Mr.. Jones never had a dress
suit. and for the past five years he's
been in Canada"
The grubby man bolted.
Metropolis weekly gazette. (Metropolis, Ill.) 1???-19??, 1914-03-20
FACE BROKE OUT IN PIMPLEs

Falls City, Seb.--"My trouble began
when was about sixteen Ny face
broke out in little pimples ut first.
They gere red and sore and then be-
came like little boils I picked nc my
face continually and Il made my face
red and sore looking and then would
wake up at night and scratch II. II
was . source OF continual annoyance
TO me. as my face was always red
and splotched and burned all the
time.
Il tried -. ---- and others,
but | could ind nothing TO cure IL
had been troubled about two years
before found cuticura Soap and
Ointment. sent for a sample OF
Cuticura Soap and Ointment and tried
them and ! then bought some. !
washed my face good with the cuti-
cura Soap and hot water at night
and then applied the Cuticura ONT.
ment- In the morning ] washed II
on with the Cuticura Soap and hot
water. In two days ! noticed a de
cided improvement. whilc In three
weeks the cure was complete.
(eigned) Judd Knowles. Jan. 10. 1913
Cuticura Soap and Ointment sold
throughout the world. Sample Of each
free. with SIP. Skin Book Address post
card 'Cutlcnra, Dept l.. Boston. ADV
Metropolis weekly gazette. (Metropolis, Ill.) 1???-19??, 1914-03-20

says that Syrup Pepsin has done Won
ders for her boy Ralph. who was con-
stipated from birth but Is now doing
fine. Naturally. she IL enthusiastic
about It and wants other mothers 70
use It. DR.. Caidweii's Syrup Pepsin 10
sold by druggists AZ fifty cents ana
one dollar q bottle. the latter size be-
ing bought by those who already know
its value. and It contains proportion
ately more.
Everyone likes Syrup Pepsin. az Il In
very pleasant TO the taste. II 10 also
mild and non-gripink and FREQ from In
furious Ingredients.
Families Wishing to try free sam
pie bottle can obtain Il postpaid by al
dressing Or. w. B. Caldwell. 200 Wash
Washington st.. Monticello. III. A pos
tai card with your name and address
on II Will do.
Metropolis weekly gazette. (Metropolis, Ill.) 1???-19??, 1914-03-20

The honor of class oratory, assigned
TO negro at Harvard, is indeed a
creditable achievement, though eIo-
quence in this fervid and imaginative
race is not an unusual endowment.
many negro preachers having mani
tested this moving quality. 1t is stated
that this graduate-to-be has 1t in mind
to. devote his life to the uplift of his
race There is ample opportunity for
many iiyes 10 be SO devoted The
freed race has progressed uneyenly.
individual specimens attaining to a
high degree of knowledge and culture.
While the mass of blacks are as much
the wards of civilization as ever thew
were in the days of bondage. Not till
individual culture begins to bear fruit
in community upIift can work among
the negroes be said to show adequate
results.
Metropolis weekly gazette. (Metropolis, Ill.) 1???-19??, 1914-03-20
Enlovmentl

DO you get much enjoyment out
OF the new daneesg" they asked the
stout man OF mellow years.
Enjoyment" no echoed. Watch
mo"
Seizsrg his partner In grip OF iron.
he ambled TO the right. kicked To the
left. doubled HIS knees. kicked all
around lunged ahead. dipped 10 the
rear. kicked some more. took n short
run. beat retreat. nieked passing
couple and sank down heavily.
Doesn't that lIlook Ike enjoy
menf7' no stam1nsred
Metropolis weekly gazette. (Metropolis, Ill.) 1???-19??, 1914-03-20
Watch Carefully
the ChiId'.s Dief
Start Them Of Righf With a Coco
Lnxnffve and Then W1fch
Their Food.


Mothers are often unconsciously
very careless about the diet of their
children. forcing all TO eat the same
foods. The fact IL that all foods do
not agree alike with different persons.
Hence, avoid what seems to constipate
the child or to give It indigestion. and
urge It to take more Of what is quick
~ dieested.
II the child shows q tendency to
constipation II should Immediately be
given mild laxative to help the bow
els By this Ii not meant a physic or
purgative. for these should never be
given to children, nor anything Ike
salts. pills. etc. What the child re-
quires 10 simply a small dose OF the
gentlest OF medicines, such "a Dr.
Caldweirs Syrup Pepein, which, IN the
opinion OF thousands of watchful moth
ers. Ii the ideal remedy for any child
showing tendency to constipation.
80 many things can happen to q con-
stipated child that care In necessary.
Colds. plies. headaches. sleeplessness.
and many other annoyances that chill
dren should not have can usually DO
traced to constipation.
Many of Americas foremost families
are never without Syrup Pepsins be-
cause one can never tell when some
member of the family may need 1t.
and all can use II. Thousands endorse
II, among them Mrs. NJ. p. Patten.
Valley Junction. Iowa. who IL never
without II in the house. Mrs. Patten
Metropolis weekly gazette. (Metropolis, Ill.) 1???-19??, 1914-03-20
n He Only Knew.

Il WISH" wished the man who was
always wishing for something or 9th
er, Il wish | knew the exact spot
where I'm gonna die"
You're crazy" said his friend. ito
make wish like that Why. man.
you'd worry and fret all your life II
you knew where you are going TO die"
Il would not Gee-whiz. I'd never
go near the place."
Metropolis weekly gazette. (Metropolis, Ill.) 1???-19??, 1914-03-20
Eooled Her.

Young wife-I think Charley Ia en-
tirely too generous to his relatives.
Wife's Mother-W What makes you
think that, child7
Young Wife, asked him the other
day. when missed II. where his fine
gold watch was, and he said be had
parted with II to his uncle.