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Golden Valley chronicle. (Beach, Billings County, N.D.) 1905-1916, 1914-04-24
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"A Bacheor's Honeymoon,
that hilarious sufficiency, will
soon be presented to the people
of this vicinity in large laughter
loads.
A company of comedians, ar
fists in their line, and their line
is laughter making, under the
management of A. Mayo Brad
field. will present this great Hoyt
Theatre. New York, Success at
the Opera House on Monday,
April II.
The Bachelor" in this case,
is afflicted with an old maid sis-
ter, an actress bride, German
doctor for rival, and Twins,
real live twins. In order to ex-
tract himself from the embar-
RAISING positions into which he is
thrust by the multiplicity of the
temperamental disturbances of
his household. he is compelled to
well, we wouldn't say that he
lies, nor would we intimate in
the least degree that he was a
pervericator; but if he was walk
ing down the street with 'Anan-
las" on one side and Sapphire"
on the other, we should say that
He was in the bosom of his
family
His propensity for trouble out
Hooligans Happy" in his balm
ist days and his Intellectual at
tempts to ride the Temperament
tai waves are ludicrious in the
extreme.
Accompanying The Bachelors
Honeymoon, is galaxy of
laughs; arising from it and trav-
cling after it from every city in
which it has been produced.
Ripping, silvery, joyous laughter
that is what "A Bachelors Hon
eymoon" is, all bound up in one
great comedy. There is going to
be cloud burst of fun when i,
arrives. People of Beach take
refuge in the Beach Opera House
on Monday, April 9th.
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Golden Valley chronicle. (Beach, Billings County, N.D.) 1905-1916, 1914-04-24
SENTINEL BUTTE REPUBLICAN

Geo. Bingham was suddenly
called to Stewartville, Mimi,
last week on account of the
death of his father. He is ex-
pected home this week.
w. J. Gilbert took a few days
vacation this week on account of
the return Of his mother from
Canada-and incidentally took
in the Firemen's Ball Monday
night.
Mrs. o. G. Cripp. of Williams
was taken very i'll last Sunday
and is now in the Beach hospital
for treatment. Mr.. Cripps re-
ports this morning that her con-
dition is still serious.
One of the most pleasant and
successful dances of the season
was the Easter Ball given by the
Sentinel Butte Volunteer Fire
Department at the Sentinel Butte
opera house on Monday evening
of this week-Easter Monday.
E. A. Stone went to Dickin-
son on Tuesday evening, taking
his wife to the hospitsl at that
place. Mrs. Stone has been all
ing for several weeks and it has
been deemed advisable to take
her where she will get the best
of attention. 1t is hoped that
her illness will not prove serious.
At a mass meeting of the
farmers of that vicinity that was
held at Alpha last Saturday night
Clark Walters was endorsed as
candidate for county commits
sioner from the third district. Mr..
Walters is a we'll known farmer
of the Alpha country and if
nominated and elected would
make an excellent official.
Hon. Neil Macdonald. arrived
IN Sentinel Butte tuesday eve
ming and after short visit at the
local school took an automobile
ride with Supt. Kitchen, visiting
schools in the country. The Wis
eNpentng state aid as classified
its were confined to those schools
schools. There are twelve such
schools in Golden Valley coun.
ty. Mr.. Macdonald is State In.
spector }|of rural and graded
schools.
John A. Jaeger returned last
week from Chicago where he has
been attending the McPhilip Vet.
erinary College. He reports a
very successful term and is nov
prepared to serve the people oi
this vicinity as we'll as around
with any veterinary work they
may have to do. Mr.. Jaege,
says that next spring he expects
to come to Sentinel Butte to 10.
cate for the practice of his pro.
fession. He is we'll known
and enterprising young man and
will be welcomed here.
Golden Valley chronicle. (Beach, Billings County, N.D.) 1905-1916, 1914-04-24

John Kerrigan. aged 80 years.
passed away at the home of his
daughter in Beach last Monday
morning. The funeral services
were held from the Catholic
church in this city Tuesday morn
ing and that evening the remains
were shipped to Norwalk. Wis.,,
where they were laid to rest
along side of his wife, yesterday.
The deceased was born in Ire
land and came to the United
States with his mother and broth
ers and sisters in l849, his father
having died in Ireland. The
family settled in New York, later
moving to Wisconsin, where the
deceased married.
Mrs. kerrigan died in 1898
and in 1906 Mr.. Kerrigan came
to Beach with his daughter. Mary
and they have resided here con-
tinuously since.
The deceased leaves the fol-
lowing children: Edward, James,
Patrick, Peter. George and Mary
of this place. John of Norwalk.
Wis.,, and Album and Ella of St.
Paul.
The Kerrigan family are one
of the most respected and one
of the first to settle in the Gold
en- Valley since the days Of farm
er emigration, and the entire
community join with the Chron-
icle in extending sympathy at
heir hour of bereavement.
s-s-s-s-s.a4es = le.s-s-s.s.s.
Rev. G. Bragaw and wife of
Dickinson arrived here on No. 3
last Saturday. Rev. Bragaw held
services in the Episcopal church
at this place on Sunday.
Golden Valley chronicle. (Beach, Billings County, N.D.) 1905-1916, 1914-04-24
CARD OF THANKS.

We desire to extend our
thanks to the neighbors and
friends for the kindness and SYM
pathy shown to US during the ill.,
ness and death of our beloved
baby. Also the Ladies Aid and
Missionary society for their flow
ers.
Mr.. and Mrs. Bert Whitaker
and family
Mr.. and Mrs. Vim. Whitaker.
Golden Valley chronicle. (Beach, Billings County, N.D.) 1905-1916, 1914-04-24
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Editor ]. w. Brinton.

Editor J. w. Brinton, .
= of Beach, is the newly )
= elected mayor of that :
: city. This is another case :
= where an editor. who has 4
= been fighting for clean
= principles in politics and
= city circles. has been en-
= dorsed by being elected
= to clean up the rot by
= official capacity al well as
= by publicity in his able
= newspaper. Leave it to
= Brinton to make Beach a
= better and cleaner town.
= That bright little city has
= gained a notorious name
= about the state for it's fac :
= tional fights and disrup-
y ton in the city's admins
= tratron. We hope to see
= peace in Beach from now :
= on.-McVille Journal.
y y y = y y 4 4 = :
Golden Valley chronicle. (Beach, Billings County, N.D.) 1905-1916, 1914-04-24
Brinton Removes
City Officials
City Attorney, City Auditor and
Chief of Police Removed From
Office by Order of Mayor
5. A. Smith Qualities as Chief
and Harry Burt as Auditor.

Following the council meeting
tuesday night. Mayor Brinton
under authority given him by
law. removed from Office City
Attorney Gallagher, City Audi
tor Egan and Chief of Police
Moran. The orders of removal
were made Wednesday morning.
Following the removals, S. A.
Smith and Harry Burt were again
appointed for chief of police and
auditor, respectively, by the
mayor and yesterday qualified
and took charge of their Offices.
The new auditor will now call
a special meeting of the coun-
Gil, under order of the mayor, to
act on the appointments. This
meeting will probably be called
Monday night.
Atty. Gallagher. following the
day of his discharge. filed with
the mayor his resignation. while
the old auditor and chief, acting
under the advise of the president
of the council, refused to recog.
nize the mayors removal, and
in the meantime Beach has two
auditors and two chiefs of police.
Just what will be the next move
has not been given out by eithe,
side, but the situation is attract.
ing a great deal of attention
around town.
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Mrs. w. r. Paradise and little
boy of Yates, arrived on No.
Saturday after several month.
visit in Duluth. Mr.. Paradise
met her at the depot with an auto
and they drove from here tc
Yates.
Golden Valley chronicle. (Beach, Billings County, N.D.) 1905-1916, 1914-04-24
John Kerrigan
Passed Awav

One of the Oldest and Most Re-
spected Citizens Of the Golden
Valley Answered the Death
Call Last Monday Morning
Will be Buried at Norwalk,
Wis.
Golden Valley chronicle. (Beach, Billings County, N.D.) 1905-1916, 1914-04-24

HARRY LOWELL, BROTHER OF ALDERMAN
LOWELL, RESIDENT OF MONT. AND AN AN.
l!-bKlNION MAN, VOTED IN CITY ELECTION
oul olAlE'S ATTORNEY HALLIDAY RE-
Golden Valley chronicle. (Beach, Billings County, N.D.) 1905-1916, 1914-04-24
.Brinton Voters Arrested
---Gang Voters Go Free

States Attorneys Office Used as Weapon
to Punish Men Who Oppose City and
County Officials---Joseph Piesik Ar
rested for ILLEGAL Voting, Making the
Third Case to Go to Court for Trial
at Expense Of Taxpayers---No Con-
viction Can Be Secured
The Hattiesburg news. (Hattiesburg, Miss.) 1908-1917, 1914-04-07

Goucher, Sites, Idaho, who for sew
eral years had all the worst symptoms
of chronic dyspepsia. Since taking DR..
Caldwell's Syrup Pepsin these have all
gone. and although Mr.. Goucher says
he is CA, he does not look more than 40.
Syrup Pepsin is sure in its results,
and a vast improvement over chewing
or swallowing tablets and mints, or
taking cathartics, salts, etc., all of
which are harsh and nauseous and at
best do but temporary good. You
can obtain Syrup Pepsin at any drug
store for fifty cents or one dollar bot
tie Results are always guaranteed or
money will be refunded.
Families wishing to try free sam
pie bottle can obtain it postpaid by
DR.. w. B. Caldwell, 419
Washington ST., Monticello, Ill. A
postal card with your name and ad-
dress on it will do.
The Hattiesburg news. (Hattiesburg, Miss.) 1908-1917, 1914-04-07

the tragedy. Following single shos
from revolver DR.. Elan came out of
the room and is alleged to have de-
clared that he had killed the destroyer
of his home. Later, however, he stat
ed that the shooting was an accident
and that he did not know how it had
occurred. The victim of the shooting
died almost instantly. DR.. Elan is a
resident of st. Louis and for many
years has occupied high place in the
medical profession. Cramer, the vic
time of the tragedy, was an advertis-
ing solicitor for a well known maya
zine and lived with his wife in Chi
cago. After the killing Mrs. Elan
went to Detroit to reside with her
mother.
The Hattiesburg news. (Hattiesburg, Miss.) 1908-1917, 1914-04-07

son.
Among the other prominent men
who have been taking an active part
in this campaign are: DR.. TAFT Butler,
Editor of the Progressive Farmer Jno.
c. Clair, Industrial and immigration
Commissioner of the Illinois Central
Railroad; ]. B. Mitchell, President Of
the Farmers Union in Mississippi; G.
A. Cobb, famous for his work with the
Boys Corn Club; c. N. Brumfield, G..
B. Harper and Capt J. A. Webb, of the
Illinois Central Railroad; R. H. Pate,
I. w. Carpenter, p Garner, ]. F. Nc
Kay. of the Agricultural and Mechani
cal College; E. B. Ferris, in charge
of the Mcneil Experiment Station;
DR.. d. c. Hanawalt, DR.. j. B. Reidy, r.
S. Wilson and DR.. e. Chambers, Unit
ed States Agents working in Southern
Mississippi for agricultural develop
ment and the eradication Of the cattle
tick
The Hattiesburg news. (Hattiesburg, Miss.) 1908-1917, 1914-04-07
DR.. ELAN TO FACE
MURDER CHARGE
FAMOUS MISSOURI CASE TO BE
CALLED IN COURT
TOMORROW.

Kansas City, Mo-, April THE case
OF DR.. w. T. Elan, under Indictment
for first degree murder, will be called
In court tomorrow and it is expected
the trial will proceed within a few
days. The crime of which DR.. Elan
Is accused was one of the most SEN
sational enacted in this city in several
years. On November Is last he is al
legged to have shot and killed William
Putnam Cramer, whom the physician
accused of intimacy with his wife.
The killing occurred in room in a
local hotel where the two men had
met Ito talk the matter over. Dr.
Elan had previously prepared list
of questions which he intended to
PROFOUND to Cramer. The latter was
accompanied to the hotel by his attor-
ney and DR.. Elan was attended by
private detective whom he had hired
to shadow Cramer and Mrs. Elan. At
the time of the conference, however,
the two principals were alone in the
room and there were no witnesses to
The Hattiesburg news. (Hattiesburg, Miss.) 1908-1917, 1914-04-07

The following splendid program will
be shown tonight at the Greater Gem
theatre at five cents admission to
all: "The First Endorsement" Vita
graph drama, featuring Chas. Kent
and James Morrison; Sophie Picks
Dead One" Essanay comedy in two
acts; THE Toy" drama; Reward Of
courage" Lubin drama. Tomorrow a
splendid Vitagraph in two acts will be
shown. Thursday "The Adventures Of
Kathlyn" and the Pathe Weekly are
booked at the Gem, while on Friday
and Saturday the largest rabbit in the
world will give free Easter eggs to all
the children attending the Gems spe-
cial Easter shows on these days.
The Hattiesburg news. (Hattiesburg, Miss.) 1908-1917, 1914-04-07
CITY BUILDING
Continued from Page One.)

wonderful opportunities for prosperity
Splendid developments have taken
place since l was your guest here be
fore. South Mississippi is fast coming
into her own"
Among Prof. Holden's co-workers in
the Agricultural Extension Depart
ment of the International Harvester
Company are: G. H. Afford, of Mis-
sissippi ]. E. Waggoner, formerly OF
the Agricultural and Mechanical Col
lege; c. H. Allen, Littell McClung, A.
E. Chamberlain, of Minneapolis; Lind
sey Reese, one of the most successful
farmers in Illinois, and Harry Mayer
The Hattiesburg news. (Hattiesburg, Miss.) 1908-1917, 1914-04-07

Thor, Lord of the Jungle" three
reel production of wild animal real
ism, will be shown at the Lomo to-
morrow, Wednesday. 1t is one of the
most startling wild animal pictures
ever attempted, being another of the
General Film Company's exclusive re-
leases, which means that extra care
and an unusually large amount of
money has been spent in the making
The Hattiesburg news. (Hattiesburg, Miss.) 1908-1917, 1914-04-07
Eats Freely But
Has No Dyspepsia
A Little Pepsin in a Mild Laxative
Promptly Corrected Bad
Indigestion.

Fortunate is the one who can eat
"anything" without suffering the tor
lures Of dyspepsia, but as few are SO
fortunate, care should be taken in the
matter of diet Eating slowly. masti-
eating the food thoroughly and taking
a short walk after the heavy meal of
the day will do much towards assisting
digestion. Any grown-up person ought
to know the peculiar foods that do not
agree, and these should be avoided.
When these common-sense aids fail,
the next thing to do is to take mild
digestive tonic with laxative proper
ties, and there is none better than DR..
Caldwell's Syrup Pepsin. 1t contains
the greatest of all aids to digestion,
good pepsin. 1t has other ingredients
that act mildly on the bowels, which
together form a combination for the
relief of dyspepsia or indigestion that
Is unsurpassed.
Its action is to tone and strengthen
the stomach and bowel muscles SO that
they can again do their work naturally
without outside aid. and when that
happy moment comes all medicine can
be dispensed with. 1t is the best remedy
obtainable for any disorder of the stom-
ach, liver and bowels, for dyspepsia,
constipation, biliousness. headache,
drowsiness after eating, gas on the
stomach, etc. Thousands of users will
testify to this, among them Mr.. J. w.
The Hattiesburg news. (Hattiesburg, Miss.) 1908-1917, 1914-04-07
HOw'S This ?

We offer One Hundred Dollars Reward for any
ease Of Catarrh that cannot be cured by Halls
Catarrh Cure.
+. J. CHENEY CO., Toledo. o.
We. the undersigned. have known F. J.
Cheney for the last is years, and believe him
perfectly honorable in all business transactions
and financially able to carry out any obligations
NAT. BANK OF COMMERCE.
Toledo, Ohio.
Halls Catarrh Cure Is taken internally, acting
directly upon the blood and mucous surfaces OF
the system. Testimonials sent free. Price 70
cents per bottle. Sold by all Druggists.
Take Halls Family Pills for constipation.
The Hattiesburg news. (Hattiesburg, Miss.) 1908-1917, 1914-04-07
CLEARS OBSERVATION-DISCLOSURES
SKIN BLEMisHEs.

Why 60 through life embarrassed
and disfigured with pimples, eruptions,
black-heads. red rough skin, or suffer
ing the tortures of Eczema, itch, letter,
salt rheum. Just ask your druggist
for DR.. Hobson's Eczema ointment.
Follow the simple suggestions and your
skin worries are over. Mild, soothing,
effective Excellent for babies and
delicate, tender skin. Stops chapping.
Always helps. Relief or money back.
soc. at your Druggist.
The Hattiesburg news. (Hattiesburg, Miss.) 1908-1917, 1914-04-07
CITY BREVITIES.
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The Chicago Federal League Base
ball club will play the Shreveport Fed
erals, under the management of Joe
Block, at Gulfport tomorrow. The
game will be called at 2:30 o'clock,
and any Hattiesburg people who may
go down will have plenty Of time to
catch the return Gulf & Ship Island
train at 5 o'clock.
The Hattiesburg news. (Hattiesburg, Miss.) 1908-1917, 1914-04-07
EASTER EGG HUNT

The Priscillian Circle of Court
Street Methodist Church will give an
Easter egg hunt Saturday afternoon
at $3.50 o'clock at the residence Of
Mrs. G. H. Thompson, 4OS William
street. Tickets sold for the doll
guessing contest will admit to the
egg hunt. Admission, 10 cents.
The Hattiesburg news. (Hattiesburg, Miss.) 1908-1917, 1914-04-07
C1uett Peabody 81 Co, Inc. Makers

of it. 1t is produced by the Selig
Company, who are noted for their
many great wild animal plays. This
one promises to surpass anything
previously attempted by them. Two
comedies and the original Lomo G.
piece orchestra will complete great
program.
The Hattiesburg news. (Hattiesburg, Miss.) 1908-1917, 1914-04-07

WANTED-Men at once, to learn bar
Der trade. Earn while learning, few
weeks completes. Positions secured.
Diplomas granted. Catalog Free
Moler College, New Orleans, La
4-6-24t
The Hattiesburg news. (Hattiesburg, Miss.) 1908-1917, 1914-04-07

FOB SALE fine st. Bernard male
puppies, months old, Beauties
r. r. Akers. 7-3t
The Hattiesburg news. (Hattiesburg, Miss.) 1908-1917, 1914-04-07
WANTS
" ANTED-Misceliaueous

WILL TRADE-Good piano for small
house and lot. Address p. o. Box
73, City. 4-6t
The Hattiesburg news. (Hattiesburg, Miss.) 1908-1917, 1914-04-07

WANTED-You to ring Cumberland
6O3 or Home 75t when you wish fur
niture packed. stored or moved. sne
cialty of hauling household goods
-Hattiesburg Furniture Company
1913 Mobile street.
The Hattiesburg news. (Hattiesburg, Miss.) 1908-1917, 1914-04-07

WANTED TO PURCHASE-Use
roadster. Must be in good condition
State particulars and price. p. O..
Box 497. Aft
The Hattiesburg news. (Hattiesburg, Miss.) 1908-1917, 1914-04-07

LADIES-Learn hair dressing, mani
curing, massage; big wages, few
weeks completes; diplomas granted;
catalog free.-Moler College, New
Orleans, La. 4-6-24t
The Hattiesburg news. (Hattiesburg, Miss.) 1908-1917, 1914-04-07

FOR-Painting and paper-hanging
call Cumberland phone 79S.-W. E.
Combs. l0-tf
The Hattiesburg news. (Hattiesburg, Miss.) 1908-1917, 1914-04-07

FOR SALE-Some extra fine Poland
China hogs. Males or females. L. e.
Hall stiff
The Hattiesburg news. (Hattiesburg, Miss.) 1908-1917, 1914-04-07

WANTED-WalI papering and paint
ing. J. G. Harvey, cumb. Phone 1877.
316-26t
The Hattiesburg news. (Hattiesburg, Miss.) 1908-1917, 1914-04-07

kinds of building material at lowest
prices. Fence posts. We can save
you money. Let us make you prices.
Gulf Arm G. cresoting Co. Elmo
The Hattiesburg news. (Hattiesburg, Miss.) 1908-1917, 1914-04-07

MONEY TO LOAN-On improved city
property. Address p. o. Box 304,
City 24tf
The Hattiesburg news. (Hattiesburg, Miss.) 1908-1917, 1914-04-07

WANTED-Sewing by experienced
dressmaker. 312 W. Fourth St.
1926
The Hattiesburg news. (Hattiesburg, Miss.) 1908-1917, 1914-04-07

FOR RENT-5-room cottage, close in.
Cumb. phone 10. 2-6t
The Hattiesburg news. (Hattiesburg, Miss.) 1908-1917, 1914-04-07
FOR RENT

FOR RENT-One store, several resi-.
dences.-Thos. M. Ferguson. 2-tf
East Oregonian : E.O. (Pendleton, OR) 1888-current, 1914-01-27

volumes that bear the imprint of the
government printing office.
Each year hundreds of thousands
OF dollars are appropriated for the
task of disseminating the information
gathered at such pains and expense.
and what becomes of it. Only a ret
ative few of each issue is ever called
for and even then it is doubtful if
the man or woman who gets in touch
with the printing office secures the
greatest benefit from the books sent
him
What Uncle Sam needs, in this re.
spect. is good press agent and an
Intelligent editor of his multitudinous
publications. says an exchange. Farm.
ers and tradesmen and manufacturers
could find stores of Information gath
cred for them by the government, but
most of il is buried under obscure or
misleading titles. and with introduc-
tions and sometimes presentations that
are arid and uninviting.
a greater degree of intelligence in
supervising government publications,
with timely and we'll written bulletins
describing their contents, would go
long way toward popularizing one
feature of governmental endeavor
now lily appreciated. A few thous-
and dollars spent this way each year
would widen the practical benefits
from several hundred thousand, the
present expenditure of which seems
at times dubious bargain.
The Portland Oregonian liked DR..
Smith until the latter gave an inter-
view in which he said he favored the
enforcement of laws and the use of
effective methods to that end. Since
then the Oregonian has quit him cold
and presumably is searching for a can.
didate with less regard for decenc,
1t will be interesting to note the Ore
gonians selection.
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Tom lawson does not understand
the president little bit. A word
softly spoken by man who means
business counts for more than much
bluster by fellow who is harmless.
The prospects for the Pendleton
brighter.
The hard times croakers have taken
to the woods.
East Oregonian : E.O. (Pendleton, OR) 1888-current, 1914-01-27
SECOND SIGHT.

A bartender had reached that state
where he was staggering visibIy under
the jars and blows of too much rum
to the brain. He was seeing double.
The dignified gentleman who enter
ed the bar every evening at certain
hour with his hat on at a certain an
gle. and with his heels striking the
floor with a certain velocity, walked
up slowly and asked for his custom
ary glass of beer. The bartender with
elaborate care prepared two glasses
and set them down in front of the
sober and unshaken customer.
Il ordered one glass Of beer" said
the patron in smooth manner "Why
In the name of suffering heaven, give
me two?"
East Oregonian : E.O. (Pendleton, OR) 1888-current, 1914-01-27
TOO MANY FOR THE BOSS.

One of the bosses at Baldwin's Lo-
connective Works had to lay off an ar
gumentative Irishman named Pat, so
he saved discussion by putting the dis.
charge in writing. The next day Pat
was missing but a week later the
boss was passing through the shop
and he saw him again at his lathe
Going up to the Irishman, he de-
mandei fiercely:
Didn't you get my letter."
'Yis. sur. Oi did," said Pat.
did you read it?"
Sure. sur. OF read it inside and Oi
read it outside" said Pat, "and on the
inside yes said i was fired and on
the outside yez said. Return to Bald
wins Locomotive Works in five days"
L. r. 3. in February Lippincott's.
East Oregonian : E.O. (Pendleton, OR) 1888-current, 1914-01-27

from his partner he grouchly replied:
II certainly had shock last night
A young fellow telegraphed me he
had married my youngest daughter at
Grants Rock"
Heavens" returned his partner.
well, the only thing you can hope
for now is that he may turn out to be
practical business man
"Oh," interrupted the fond parent,
Il guess he's practical enough. He
sent his message Collect ''-Lippin-
colts.
East Oregonian : E.O. (Pendleton, OR) 1888-current, 1914-01-27
NUGGETS.

A girl always feels sorry for fell
low who gets engaged to some other
girl
The world isn't really as bad as
some OF the people who talk about it.
A woman hates to look her age al
most as much as man hates to feel
il.
Clothes don't make man any more
than a complexion makes a woman.
This may be cold. cruel world,
but it's the best We have at the pres
ent writing.
The average girl is apt to be sur
prised that things can go amiss even
after she is a Mrs.