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Ladysmith news-budget. [volume] (Ladysmith, Rusk County, Wis.) 1907-1927, 1914-08-21
CHURCH IN ENGLISH WOODS
OF Great Antiquity, Sacred Edlfice In
North Devon Proves Big Attrae-
ton to Visitors.

Culbone church, which among many
others claims to be the smallest
church in England, is situated on the
coast of North Devon, not far from
the picturesque little village of Por-
lock. and the church is so guarded
by hills and woods that the suns rays
reach it only four months of the year
The building is but 80 feet long by
II feet inches wide, and has q
porch. nave, carved oak chancel
screen and Norman font, an alabaster
altar piece and quaint high pew
near the chancel, used by the family
of Lord Lovelace. by whom the prop
erty is owned. The slanted cbancel ia
lit by q tiny, square-headed, iron
barred window, the oldest feature in
the church, being pre-Norman, and
cut out Of single stone. It is amply
large for the population, which is
about SIS in a parish of 1887 acres. In
summer the church is crowded, ow-
ing to the influx of visitors from
many parts Of the world
Ladysmith news-budget. [volume] (Ladysmith, Rusk County, Wis.) 1907-1927, 1914-08-21
ERUPTION OVER CHILD'S BODY

Route No. 3, Box 81, Little Falls,
Minn.-"Our little boy was taken sick
with fever and after the fever he
broke out with sore eruption all over
his body. We could get nothing to
help him. The sores were large and
red and bleeding. They started with
blisters as if he were burned and
when they broke they would bleed
and they itched SO that he could not
sleep for some time. We had him all
tied up with bandages and then We
had to soak them off every day.
I'VE bought cake of Cuticura Soap
and a box Of Cuticura Ointment
which soon gave him relief. Now he
is as we'll as can be for in three weeks
he was all healed by the Cuticura
Soap and Ointment" (Signed) George
VOTERS, Jan. 20, 1914.
Cuticura Soap and Ointment sold
throughout the world. Sample Of each
free, with 32-p. Skin Book Address post
card "Cuticura, Dept. l.. Boston. ADV.
Ladysmith news-budget. [volume] (Ladysmith, Rusk County, Wis.) 1907-1927, 1914-08-21
Good Eatinu.

"Metchnikoff, the Metchnikoff of
sour milk fame, is soon to celebrate in
Paris" said Paris correspondent on
furlough in New York, his SEVENTEEN
birthday.
Since his sixtieth birthday, when he
began his sour-milk regime. Metchni-
koff has not aged. On the contrary, he
has become rejuvenated.
ITO the committee that has in
charge the splendid honors Of his
birthday celebration, Metchnikoff gave
some advice on the benefits of frugal
eating-the benefits of taking no alco-
hol, very little meat, and an abundance
of we'll cooked green vegetables. And
he ended his lecture with this crystal
Of wisdom:
Good eating makes more pessi-
mists than bad luck.
Ladysmith news-budget. [volume] (Ladysmith, Rusk County, Wis.) 1907-1927, 1914-08-21
DISAPPEARED
Coffee Ais Vanish Before Postum.

It seems almost too good to be
true, the way headache, nervousness,
insomnia, and many other obscure
troubles vanish when coffee is dis
missed and Postum used as the regu-
lar table beverage.
The reason is clear. Coffee con-
tains a poisonous drug-caffeine-
which causes the trouble, but Postum
contains only the food elements in
choice hard wheat with a little mo-
lasses.
A Phila. man grew enthusiastic and
wrote as follows:
Until Is months ago / used coffee
regularly every day and suffered from
headache, bitter taste in my mouth,
and indigestion; was gloomy and irri-
table, had variable or absent appetite,
loss Of flesh, depressed in spirits. etc.
II attribute these things to coffee.
because since l quit it and have drank
Postum | feel better than l had for
20 years. am less susceptible to cold,
have gained 20 lbs. and the symptoms
have sappeared-vanished before
Postum"
Name given by Postum Co., Battle
Creek, Mich. Read THE Road to
Wellyille," In pkgs.
Postum comes in two forms:
Regular Postum-must be well
boiled. 15c and Csc packages.
Instant postum-is a soluble pow
der. A teaspoonful dissolves quickly
in a cup of hot water and, with cream
and sugar, makes a delicious bever-
age instantly. SOC and soc tins.
The cost per cup OF both kinds IL
about the same.
There's a Reason" for Postum.
sold by Crocezss
Ladysmith news-budget. [volume] (Ladysmith, Rusk County, Wis.) 1907-1927, 1914-08-21
The Guarantee.

William J. Burns, the famous de-
tective, was talking in New York
about the recent dropping of his name
from the honorary list of Police chiefs.
1T is easy Mr.. Burns said, ito
read the significance of that action.
It's significance is evil. 1t relates to
certain graft exposures On my part.
Yes, its significance is as evil as the
clothier's guarantee
"A young fellow went to a clothier
to buy pair of flannel pants.
The last pair [ got here shrunk,
he said 7 was caught in the rain in
them, and they shrunk something ter
rible. Do you guarantee that these
won't shrink
Young feller,' said the dealer, I
guarantee them up to the hilt. Why,
every fire hose in New York but three
has squirted on them pants"
Ladysmith news-budget. [volume] (Ladysmith, Rusk County, Wis.) 1907-1927, 1914-08-21
No Menace In SanaSorium.

DR.. Edward L. Trudeau, who built
the first tuberculosis sanatorium in
the United States in 1885, says:
When ! bought the first land on
which the Adirondack Cottage sanato-
RUM is built, l paid $25 an acre for it,
but the price was then thought alb
surdly high. My last purchase of five
acres cost me $4,000. To my knowl-
edge, there has never been an employe
who came to the sanatorium in sound
health who developed tuberculosis
while there; and sanatorium can no
more endanger the health of the neigh
borhood in which it is built, even if
the residences are at it's very gates,
than 1t could if it were placed on top
OF a high mountain miles away from
habitation.'
Ladysmith news-budget. [volume] (Ladysmith, Rusk County, Wis.) 1907-1927, 1914-08-21
UNION MIGHT BE POSTPONED
Matter-of-Fact Sereida's Two Good
Reasons for Hesltating About
Setting the Day.

The Blanks maid Of all work was a
practical young woman Of about
twenty-seven years. One day when
her mistress was making some plans
for the future the matter-of-fact
Serelda said:
II don't know, ma'am. 1t might be
that l won't be with you much longer,
an then mebbe | will. l amt sure
yet"
Knowing that young man had
called a good many times to see Sc
zelda, her mistress said:
Are you thinking of getting mar
ried, Serelda?'
Without the least show of embar-
rassment or enthusiasm Serelda said:
We'll, yes, to tell the truth, am.
Then again / don't know if I will. I've
got a good place here with good pay,
and he's such a fool mebbe I'll stay
on with you'll"
Ladysmith news-budget. [volume] (Ladysmith, Rusk County, Wis.) 1907-1927, 1914-08-21
SYNOPSIS.

Eleanora de Toscana was singing in
Paris, which, perhaps, accounted for Ed
ward Courtiandt's appearance there Null
timillionaire, he wandered about where
fancy dictated. He might be in Paris one
day and Kamchatka the next. Following
the opera he goes to a cafe and is &C
costed by q pretty young woman: She
gives him the address of Flora Desimone.
vocal rival Of Toscana, and Flora gives
him the address Of EleanOra, whom he Is
determined to see. Courtlandt enters
Eieanora's' apartments. She orders him
out and shoots at him.
Ladysmith news-budget. [volume] (Ladysmith, Rusk County, Wis.) 1907-1927, 1914-08-21
Unreasonable,

George Bernard Shaw is one of the
few vegetarians who have remained
true to the faith, and in a recent letter
to woman, reproaching her for her
fight against the aigrette when she
still ate meat, Mr.. Shaw said
The lack of logic prevails every
where! We call the tiger ferocious
and ravaging beast, but what would
you ladies be called if, for example,
the lamb chop had voice.
Ladysmith news-budget. [volume] (Ladysmith, Rusk County, Wis.) 1907-1927, 1914-08-21
Rapjd Decent,

They had beer making hay white
the sun shone, and when they had fin
ished high haystack the boy shouted
from the top: Say, mister, how ana
goin' to get DOWN."
The farmer considered the problen
and finally solved it:
"Oh, jest shet yer eyes an WALL
round a bit!"
Ladysmith news-budget. [volume] (Ladysmith, Rusk County, Wis.) 1907-1927, 1914-08-21
Amazjno Case

us there anything special in the
case?" asked the reporter of the bank
president whose cashier had stolen
SIT.
Yes" unused the president, you
may say that we did not trust him
implicitly"
Ladysmith news-budget. [volume] (Ladysmith, Rusk County, Wis.) 1907-1927, 1914-08-21

The gentleman with the cloven hoof
may trot with the gentleman who has
q cloven breath.
Ladysmith news-budget. [volume] (Ladysmith, Rusk County, Wis.) 1907-1927, 1914-08-21
Sad Result.

What was the fruit of your enter
prise?"
Mostly lemons"
Ladysmith news-budget. [volume] (Ladysmith, Rusk County, Wis.) 1907-1927, 1914-08-21

YOUR OWN DRUGGIST Will. TELL YOU
Try Murine Eye Remedy for Red, Weak. Watery
Just Eye Comfort. Write for Book of the Rye
BY mail Free. Murine Eye Remedy Co., Chicago.
Ladysmith news-budget. [volume] (Ladysmith, Rusk County, Wis.) 1907-1927, 1914-08-21

The young man who has been Tilted
thinks that all the trouble in the
world wears petticoats.
Ladysmith news-budget. [volume] (Ladysmith, Rusk County, Wis.) 1907-1927, 1914-08-21
Poiiteness,

Politeness has been we'll defiaad al
benevolenca In small thingAs~&s
sa2sl2T.
Ladysmith news-budget. [volume] (Ladysmith, Rusk County, Wis.) 1907-1927, 1914-08-21

Fame never blows her trumpet for
a man who is too lazy to raise the
wind.
The Bemidji daily pioneer. [volume] (Bemidji, Minn.) 1904-1971, 1914-07-31
Advertised Letters

List Of advertised letters Gun
CLAIMED lsl117Al[ ME- for week ending July
9th 1914 at Bemidji Postoffice-
Men: Anderson Mr.. Christ, Asch.
bremen Mr.. Henry, Berklel Mr.. Frank,
Bjerk Mr.. Maynard. Black Mr.. VIM. !,
Barnes Mr.. Roy r.. Carpenter Mr..
Frank, Eric kson Mr.. Oscar III, Han
SON Mr.. Nels, Lindberg John, Larson
Mr.. Lars b, Mellen Mr.. Fred, Muir
ply, Mr.. John, Mile, Mr.. Allen, Nc
Manus, Jim, Mckee, Mr.. VIM, Nc
Clure, John M, Penn, Mr.. AL, Reid,
Mr.. Relic, W., Springfield, Mr.. Ed d.
Women : Aaberg, Miss Helner,
Brown, Miss Thiza B., Hughs, Mrs
Robert; Hal1gren,. Miss Christine,
Jensen, Mrs w. H., Kennedy, Mrs.
Mary, Patterson, Mrs. Alex, Rose,
Mrs. Sam, Richie, Mrs. Almira, Smith
Mrs. Charles.
The Bemidji daily pioneer. [volume] (Bemidji, Minn.) 1904-1971, 1914-07-31
IKE SALTS TO
FLUSH KIDNEYS
Eat less meat if you feel Backachy or
Bladder troubles you Salts is
fine for Kidneys.

Meat forms uric acid which excites
and overworks the kidneys in their efforts
to filter it from the system. Regular eat
ers OF meat must flush the kidneys occa-
sionally. You must relieve them like YOU
relieve your bowels; removing all the
acids, waste and poison, else you feel
dull misery in the kidney region, sharp
pains in the back or sick headache, diz-
zlness, your stomach sours, tongue is
coated and when the weather is bad you
have rheumatic twinges. The urine is
cloudy, full of sediment; the channels
often get irritated, obi ing you to get
up two or three times during the MI ht.
10 neutralize these irritating acids
and flush off the body's urinous waste
get about four ounces of Jad Salts
from any pharmacy; take table
spoonful in a glass of water before break
fast for a few days and your kidneys will
then act fine and bladder disorders dis
appear. This famous salts is made from
the acid of grapes and lemon juice, COM
bined with Gthia, and has been used for
generations to clean and stimulate slug
gish kidneys and stop bladder irritation.
Jad Salts is inexpensive; harmless and
makes a delightful effervescent lithia-
water drink which millions of men and
women take now and then, thus avoiding
serious kidney and bladder diseases,
The Bemidji daily pioneer. [volume] (Bemidji, Minn.) 1904-1971, 1914-07-31
STOCK EXCHANGES CLOSE
Continued from Page IL

damage to other parts of the Servian
capital.
British Legation Damaged.
The British legation was struck BY
an Austrian shell. Servian sharp.
shooters greatly harried the Austrian
artillerymen during the lombard
ment. III
The British foreign Office, whose
suggestion of conference of the am
bassad0rs in London of the great
powers failed to- meet with the ap-
proval of Germany and Austria, has
now invited Germany to suggest some
diplomatic way out of the difficulty
which will meet the approval of Aus
tria-Hungary and reply is expected at
any moment.
Sir Edward Grey, a central figure
in the controversy, owing to his
strong efforts to keep the powers of
the triple alliance and the triple en-
tente from each others threats, was
not able to give any cheering news
when he spoke about the crisis to the
members of the house Of commons.
The Bemidji daily pioneer. [volume] (Bemidji, Minn.) 1904-1971, 1914-07-31

selves Will be subject to strict en-
.forcement OF penalties present. bed by
American law. All American citi-
Gems who undertake to violate neu-
trality outside the jurisdiction of the
United States will be warned that
they in no wise can obtain protection
from the Washington government.
/. American citizens will be informed
that they are forbidden, while within
the United States, to accept COM
mission from either Of the. combat
ants. They may not enlist as sol
der, sailor or marine under the fight
ing nations or induce another person
to enlist to serve abroad. Nor may
they equip or arm any vessel for the
belligerents, assist in adding to the
force of any ship, or set on foot any
military expedition against the bellig-
erents.
Foreign Vessels Barred.
Armed vessels of the nations at
war, either public ships or privateers,
may not frequent or use American
waters under pain of being regarded
as unfriendly and offensive.
Their warships will not be permit
ted to use American ports from which
a vessel of the other belligerents
shall have previously departed until
twenty four, hours have expired.
The warships must not remain
more than twenty-four hours except
under stress of weather, nor take coal
or supplies more than sufficient to
carry them to their nearest home port,
nor take supplies more than once in
three months. -" ~s &l@
The proclamation will set forth that
no. Austrian or Servian goods may be
captured on board neutral vessels, ex-
cept contrabrand of war, and that
American property on board Austrian
or Servian vessels is not subject to
capture. .-.-:y
American citizens and residents
will be warned that while. they may
sell munitions of war within the Unit
ed States they cannot carry them to
The Bemidji daily pioneer. [volume] (Bemidji, Minn.) 1904-1971, 1914-07-31
UNITED STATES
TO Be NEUTRAL:
Secretary Bryan Prepared
to Issue Proclamation.
TO FOLLOW LINES OF 1911.

Citizens Of This Country Will Be
Warned Against Participation and
Rights Of Vessels Of 1e''iserents
Will Be Clearly Defined.
Washington, July 31.-Secretary
Bryan is awaiting developments in
the ominous rumbling in European
politics before announcing proclama-
ton of the neutrality of the United
States. '>'--. ~
AS soon as it is clear that other
nations than Austria and Servia are
drawn we'll into the conflict probably
a proclamation covering the entire
situation will be determined upon by
state department officials.
The declaration will follow the lines
of a proclamation issued in 1911 when
Italy and Turkey fought over Tri-
poll. Announcing the purpose of
maintaining absolute neutrality, the
proclamation will enjoin all Amer.
lean citizens and residents within the
United States to obey the laws, rules
and principles governing the conduct
of neutrals in time of International
conflict and warning will be given
that persons who misconduct them
The Bemidji daily pioneer. [volume] (Bemidji, Minn.) 1904-1971, 1914-07-31

Rev. I. D. Alvord, pastor of the
Baptist church, has returned from
Long Lake, Minnesota, where his
wife and daughter Gwendolyn have
been visiting for some time. The
parsonage is now almost completed
and Mr.. and Mrs. Alvord are getting
nicely settled in their new home. Up
to Mrs. Alvord's arrival in Bemidji,
Mr.. Alvord has been boarding. .
The Bemidji daily pioneer. [volume] (Bemidji, Minn.) 1904-1971, 1914-07-31
John Lunn, manager Of the B,

John L.unn, manager of the Be-
midi Onion Growers association,
who owns large onion farm just
beyond the city limits, has found it
necessary to prohibit persons from
passing along the lakeshore in front
of the farm and has posted notices
to that effect. Some thoughtless
person tore down the fence recently
and a herd of cattle was enabled to
enter the onion field, causing a big.
loss to Mr.. Lunn.
The Bemidji daily pioneer. [volume] (Bemidji, Minn.) 1904-1971, 1914-07-31
Notice To Ice Consumers.

We have two rates, viz: Season
rate; $1,000. Monthly rate as per
schedule. Patrons who wish to take
advantage Of the season rate must
pay their ice bills by August 1st, or
the regular schedule rate will ] be
charged. Pay now and save from
$500 to $500. ~.
SMART-GETCHEL ICE co.
The Bemidji daily pioneer. [volume] (Bemidji, Minn.) 1904-1971, 1914-07-31
the beiligerent, transport soldiers OF
break blockade without mourning
the risk Of hostile capture.
SOME WOULD + sCAPE WAR
Rush Of Foreigners 10 Become Ameri.
can Citizens. Ss 0

f ssuSH ~ s. s9nerS 70 @Become sAmeri.
s can Citizens /.
East St. Louis, Ill, July 81 That
war has no charms for the Servians
and Austrians in the small towns
near here was evinced when nearly
one hundred natives Of the warning
European nations made rush to the
office Of the clerk of the East St.
Louis city court to apply for natural.
lzation papers. The majority were
under the impression that unless they
We're citizens Of the United States
they would be forced into the service
of their countries, and many of them.
after being assured such was not the
case, went away satisfied. Others,
however, made application to become
citizens of the United States.
The Bemidji daily pioneer. [volume] (Bemidji, Minn.) 1904-1971, 1914-07-31

The tobacco factories Of this coun-
try employ 9o,6l9 women and chill.
dren.
The Bemidji daily pioneer. [volume] (Bemidji, Minn.) 1904-1971, 1914-07-31

Don't forget the big dance at the
City hall tonight. Music furnished
by the International Raggers. Adv.
The Bemidji daily pioneer. [volume] (Bemidji, Minn.) 1904-1971, 1914-07-31
Case Is Dismissed.

The case of Mrs. r. f. Murphy
against Alderman R. F. Murphy, was
dismissed when it came UP for trial
in municipal court this morning.
The Bemidji daily pioneer. [volume] (Bemidji, Minn.) 1904-1971, 1914-07-31

British factories employ over 2o0,-
900 women.
The Bemidji daily pioneer. [volume] (Bemidji, Minn.) 1904-1971, 1914-07-31
TOO LATE To CTASSTF'

To completely clean out all the
stock possible, Saturday, and make
it the biggest day of the sale we have
S|ashed the Prices Still Lower
and offer such unprecedented bargains that regard
less Of how much you have bought you can't afford
to miss this stupendous opportunity save dollars.
The broad ax., 1914-04-25

Baltimore, April 1e.-Two suits BY
titling each asking t15y0Oo damages
against James L Kitchens, Oolorsd, q
wealthy storage warshOuseman and en-
prsssman Of Baltimore, were fled to-
day by Miss Anna B. CLARK, a white
trained nnrss.
Miss Olark's attorney said today that
she claims that Kitchens deceived hen
BY proposing marriage TO her while she
was under the impression that he was &
waite man, and one Of the suits d based
upon the ground that in thus dseeiF-
ing her Kitchens Was guilty Of q con
struetive breach Of promise.
The plaintiff claims that she went 70
ne home Of Hitehsns a. . trained
nurss 70 sttsnd him toE hsars trouble,
under tie suppression tAst he was 4
vhite nan. ana tAat Dons tins lntar
hs proposed % her ana shs accepted.
The broad ax., 1914-04-25
Classified.

Professor Porter. Of a small New
England college, sat ponderously in the
chair devoted chiefly to the science Of
heredity. The Porters had been for
generations men Of abstruse scientific
turn, bookish men. But the professors
small son. Tommy. hated his books
cordially. much to his learned fathers
dismay. The professor looked ruetully
at the teachers report that Tommy
had played hockey and destroyed bis
books.
MY dear" said the professor to bis
wife, Il am afraid that l must class
Thomas as a true instance Of aversion
to type."-New York Post
The broad ax., 1914-04-25
Hack q Natural

ia love % be q cave man
With whlskers rich and red
And chase the Lady Primitive
And thump her on the head.
I would not thump her hard enough
To spoil her marcel wave,
But just enough to quiet her
And cart her to my cave.
D simple eAVe-two rooms and bath
No frills, no buttoned boys
Nor tanitor nor telephone,
Just plain primeval joys
P6 seize . pterodactyl wing
And rend II with my jaw.
'TwerO prime to live on mammoth steak
think I'd like II raw.
want TO b q cave man,
No income tax to pay,
Raw meat to eat. some wives to beat
And naught to do but play.
New York Sun.
The broad ax., 1914-04-25

where are you going, my pretty msidr
I'm going a-tangoing. sir" she said
May 90 with you. my pretty maidr
You're kindly welcome. sir" she said
What's your father, my pretty maidf
Ny fathers zero. SIR" she said
Say, will you marry me. my pretty
maid7''
Yes. for a time. kind sir" she said
what IL your fortune. my pretty m&idl
NY heels are my fortune, sir" she sad
Then ! won't marry you, my pretty
maid"
II have plenty Of partners. kind sir" she
said.
The broad ax., 1914-04-25
MORT sTECCo's UNCLE TOMS
CABIN co. WILL OPEN UP AT
THE GLOBE THEATRE SUNDAY,
NAY SRD.

Mort stecco's Uncle Toms Cabin
Co. viii strike town, the latter part Of
this week and they will appear at the
Globe Theater, Wabash Avenue and
Hubbard Court, commencing with q
matinee, Sunday afternoon, May 3rd,
and run to May 10th, inclusive. Mat
inees daily. Col. James h. Browne,
manager Of the Globe, states; that the
Uncle Toms Cabin, is uP-tO-date in
every way.
The broad ax., 1914-04-25
Preliminary 20 Rusins,..

Are you Is perfect physically as you
seem 30 beP' he asked
Certainly" she replied.
Has there ever been any insanity in
your familyr
Never"
'Have you q depraved taste Of any
kindT
Certainly not"
Are your teeth In good condition
and do you see and hear perfectlyF"
Yes"
Are you ever bothered by insomnia
or headache or Indigestion
Not at all"
Thank heaven. Now let's make
love a little hIle."-Chicago Record
Herald
The broad ax., 1914-04-25
Joh,a Trials.

Ola Job had many trials to veG
His life could have been sveetsf.
But stu he never had to 1x
A leaky carburetor.
Denver TINES
Oh Job had trials-lots Of them
But did be ever frolic
Around the house at two q m
When baby had the colic3
Los Angeles Express
Ola Job had certain trials to facA
His life was fun Of guesSeA
But Btm he never bad to lace
Or button Wifey'B dresses
The broad ax., 1914-04-25
Sister Goose.

Peter, Peter, pumpkin eater,
Had a wife and couldn't keep her.
Mrs.. Peter loved TO tang
After dinner with the gang.
She was nimble a. q fawn:
Peters age was getting on
He was Puritanic stock;
Took the castle out OF walk.
Often guarded with his mate;
Didn't even hesitate
Hence his name was macaronL
And he's paying alimony.
st Louis Dispatch
The broad ax., 1914-04-25
Liza
The Girl For Him.

Tom-Pve seen the girl / want to
marry. I stood behind her at the ticket
window this morning, and she took
seven minutes to buy q five cent ele-
waited ticket.
AlIce-Did that make you want to
marry her7
Tom-Yes. I figured out that she
could never spend my income at that
rata-BOston Transcript.