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Newark evening star and Newark advertiser. [volume] (Newark, N.J.) 1909-1916, 1914-10-26

This is a season of beautiful laces,
and many of the most effective gowns
for formal wear are fashioned of
some exquisite mesh combined with
chiffon or satin. Expensive laces are
never cut, but so draped that they
can be usel upon several gowns as
fashions change.
Chantilly lace is employed for the
development of this model. The skirt
is formed OF fiouncing, which falls
over foundation of satin finished
with an accordion pleated ruffle,
There is a belt of satin finished with
the most original buttons made of
very narrow soutache braid
These buttons also decorate the
shoulder arrangement of the lace, as
Newark evening star and Newark advertiser. [volume] (Newark, N.J.) 1909-1916, 1914-10-26
HEARTH & HOME
BY FlARGERY doom

Hereafter no letter will be an
swered unless accompanied by the
name and address of the writer,
This is not for publication. but IS
an evidence of good faith on the
part OK the sender.
write only on one side OF the
paper.
Readers are requested not to en-
close stamps, as the editor il far
too busy to write personal replies.
Newark evening star and Newark advertiser. [volume] (Newark, N.J.) 1909-1916, 1914-10-26
To Make Homemade Paste

"An inexpensive paste Is made of
one small potato grated fine. Add
boiling water enough to make II
clear. and boil five minutes: this is
much better than flour or cornstarch
paste for all kinds of pasting.''--
Woman's Home Companion.
Newark evening star and Newark advertiser. [volume] (Newark, N.J.) 1909-1916, 1914-10-26
Noah's Complaint

An echo from the original COM
plainant; I'VE had but two clothes
closets on the ark said Noah, land
my wife took both Of en-
Newark evening star and Newark advertiser. [volume] (Newark, N.J.) 1909-1916, 1914-10-26
Dear Margery Doom:

Dear Margery Doom:
I have seen several recipes lately
for green tomato mince meat, but
still think that my method of
making old-fashioned mince meat
is the best. 1t makes pies that
fairly melt In your mouth. l hope
you can spare space for 1t, because
/ feel sure the reader will like 1t.
Wishing you success, ALICE K.
Newark evening star and Newark advertiser. [volume] (Newark, N.J.) 1909-1916, 1914-10-26

il you would rip the plush from
the chair and place clean blotting
paper underneath to absorb tho
loosened grease. However, the
first method may prove satisfae--
tory if you use patience and
plenty of chloroform.
N. B.-Don't let that mischievous
baby get near the chloroform.
Newark evening star and Newark advertiser. [volume] (Newark, N.J.) 1909-1916, 1914-10-26
A. c.

Am sorry / cannot publish bust
ness names and addresses in this
column. Consult the business direc-
tory in the back of the city diree-
tory,
Newark evening star and Newark advertiser. [volume] (Newark, N.J.) 1909-1916, 1914-10-26
A LAcE-DRAPED GOWN

Chantilly lace dancing frock built
over cream colored satin and trimmed
with novel buttons of very narrow
braid.
Newark evening star and Newark advertiser. [volume] (Newark, N.J.) 1909-1916, 1914-10-26
HOUSEkEEPERS' EXCHANGE
BY F1ARCERY DOOM

Fit one section of the dough in each
ring.
Cover and let stand until the rings
are almost full.
When ready to bake remove to a
well-heated and Toured griddle.
Bake first on one side and then on
the other. When ready to serve,
split the crust around the edge and
pull apart. Toast and butter.
Like the method?
Try it.
When you want q dainty, wholly
desirable dessert for the favored
guest try
Pear Custard
Drain the cooked fruit free from
juice and cut into small pieces.
Mix one tablespoonful of corn
starch with two of cold water, add
half h cup of sugar and stir we'll,
Put into a saucepan, add one pint
of boiling water and one teaspoon
full Of butter and stir until thor
oughly blended. Beat the yolks Of
two eggs smooth and mix with them
one tablespoonful of cold water.
Turn the two mixtures together and
cook three minutes. Take from the
fire and chill thoroughly. Add the
pears and garnish with little
mounds of whipped and sweetened
cream. Serve at once.
Newark evening star and Newark advertiser. [volume] (Newark, N.J.) 1909-1916, 1914-10-26

A reader asks how to make Eng.
lish mullins, the kind you toast ant
eat while hot, with plenty of buttal
or jam.
Newark evening star and Newark advertiser. [volume] (Newark, N.J.) 1909-1916, 1914-10-26

Now I'm doubly sure that you'll
send me your pumpkin pie methods,
folks.
Newark evening star and Newark advertiser. [volume] (Newark, N.J.) 1909-1916, 1914-10-26
ADVENTURES IN MATRIMONY
ny LEoNA DALRYMpLE.

DALRYMPLE
by Ida \ Tarben an eCIureas
Newark evening star and Newark advertiser. [volume] (Newark, N.J.) 1909-1916, 1914-10-26

Here's a forerunner of Thanks
giving:
Mrs. Mary r., of Irvington, is very
anxious to know how to make, good,
old-fashioned pumpkin pie.
Who will tell her?
! know that many of you have
recipes for this delicious dish which
were used by your mothers and
grandmothers.
Send them to me soon, please.
Tho very next letter | opened to-
day contained another request for
a pumpkin pie recipe, this one from
a young girl who cooks for her
father.
my daddy" she declares, lis very
fond of pumpkin pie, but l have
never been able TO get n good
recipe. Also, please tell me how to
make my pie crust nice and flaky.
II will be very glad If you can
help me, and thank you in advance.
/ have tried many of your recipes,
and found them delicious.
MARGUERITE"
Newark evening star and Newark advertiser. [volume] (Newark, N.J.) 1909-1916, 1914-10-26

Pictorial Review patterns may be
obtained at L. Bamberger & Co.'S.
this city. or at the home office, 222
West Thirty-ninth street, New York
oftN
Newark evening star and Newark advertiser. [volume] (Newark, N.J.) 1909-1916, 1914-10-26

l.. De Croft, Mr.. and Mrs. James A.
Wylie, Miss Florence Wesson, Dur
rell Tuttle and Nathaniel Currier.
The Kennewick courier-reporter. [volume] (Kennewick, Wash.) 1914-1938, 1914-11-05
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Mr.. Poston and son Chas. made a
trip by boat to Willow Creek Sunday
of last week, returning the first of
the week.
Mr.. and Mrs. G. w. Kennedy and
family spent Sunday at the home of
Mr.. and Mrs. M. E. Carley.
E. T. Mulroney caught fine otter
last week at his home on the river.
Mr.. and Mrs. Deos, of Willow Creek
spent cople of days of last week at
the homes of M. E. Carley and A. II.
Poston.
Hoboes entered the section house
at Whitcomb last week and made a
successful getaway with several ar
ticles belonging to the section men.
B. T. Cochran returned home Sum
day from The Dalles.
Mr.. and Mrs. Cochran spent Tues
day at Hillview and Alderdale.
Mr.. and Mrs. Roy Smith were at
Mr.. Cochran's Sunday and Monday.
Mr.. Boardman and Mr.. Weston, of
Castle Rock, Oregon, were at E. T.
Mulroney's one day last week.
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Mrs. H. L. Tucker is having siege
of acute Indigestion.
A tramp on one of the freight
trains west bound fell under car
and had his foot cut off at the ankle.
He was taken from here to the hospi-
tai at Pasco.
Carl Keller spent Sunday in Pros
ser among friends.
Mrs. Nellie johnson has returned
to Spokane.
Mrs. w. L. Bass and Mrs. A. L. va
key spent Wednesday in Kennewick
seeking dental and medical attention
Joe Bowles and wife from Kamiah
Idaho, are visiting the family of M
s. Kinkaid.
Miss L. E. Young's mother, Of Sc
attic, is here visiting her daughter
and friends.
Jay Graham came in Thursday to
get fine new Kimball organ for the
frau.
Ezra Scoutin has been slightly in
disposed for the past few days.
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Mrs. r. G.. Macmahon's reception
on Friday of last week, was very
delightful affair. The rooms were
filled with beautifully dressed women
who came to enjoy the hospitality OF
the hostess and meet Mrs. Cannon.
Dainty refreshments were served and
victrola music was enjoyed. Mr.. and
Mrs. Cannon and son John left for
Honolulu on Saturday morning.
The meeting of the Kennewick
Highlands Woman's club on Friday
afternoon was very successful from
social, civic and domestic science
standpoints. Mrs. Bartlett led the
animated discussion on the initiative
measures. Mrs. Bunce helped several
over snags in dressmaking and Mes
DANES Boynton, Nye, Chaplin and Son.
derman served delicious refreshments,
one feature of which was a combina-
ton salad for which Mrs. Boynton is
famous.
Mrs. T. A. Warnock has been en-
loving a visit from her sister, Mrs.
Dorgan, of Everett, WASH, this week.
Mr.. and Mrs. Dorgan have been Wis
ting east of the mountains and are
on the return trip.
Mesdames Chaplin and Boynton are
on the sick list this week but are bet
ter at this writing.
E. H. Mann and E. o. Keene &C.
companied party of Kennewick hunt
ers to the headgate Saturday, return
ing Sunday.
L. M. Keene was down from Pros
ser for few days the first of the
week and left for ,Zillah on Wednes-
day.
M. L. Volwiler was over from Ore
gon, where he has been working for
the past month, to cast his vote and
look over things at the home ranch.
Mrs. j M. Nye gave a "silver tea"
at her home on Wednesday afternoon
the proceeds to 60 to the Congrega-
tional Ladies' Aid. A number Of la
dies were present and spent the af-
ternoon with needlework and visiting,
enjoying a pleasant afternoon as well
as the dainty lunch served by the
hostess.
Mr.. and Mrs. A. Darling and daugh-
ter, Ruth, have moved into their new
home and are nicely settled.
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The Locust Grove Literary club
held its first meeting Saturday night,
when they re-organized and the fol-
lowing officers were elected: president
A. C. Anon; vice president, Delbert
Anon; secretary and treasurer, Miss
Long; grand bouncer on peace COM
mittee, j. M. Davis. At the close of
the business session the gentlemen
were presented with small bags of
beans by the gypsies, to buy their
ghost partners for the first dance.
This proved very exciting and af-
forded considerable sport for the bid
ders. The school house was beauti-
fully decorated in Halloween sspooks'
black cats, etc. The evening was
spent very pleasantly dancing. Re-
freshments were served by the ladies'.
The next meeting will be held in two
weeks, Nov. IA.
The Locust Grove community is
making big plans for a coyote drive
on Sunday, Nov. Is, covering an area
of 25 sections, centering at Sec. L,
Twp. z, Range %. Everyone is in
vited to join in the sport. All rifles
and dogs prohibited.
Mr.. and Mrs. w. B. Warning and
daughter Ethel spent Tuesday with
Mr.. and Mrs. Will Anon.
Mrs. A. A. Edwards and babies re-
turned home from her sisters, Mrs.
Laramore.
Mrs. Book spent Saturday and Sun
day with her daughter, Mrs. A. Z.
Anon.
Mr.. and Mrs. C. C. Williams, Mr..
and Mrs. Root, auto'ed to western
Horse Heaven to visit friends sunday
The measles have bee in our vicinity
form some time. Thelma Anon is
the victim this week. All cases have
been mild and the little folks are get
ting along nicely.
Rev. Rarey has arranged to hold
services again next Sunday at the
Locust Grove school house at 2:So pm
The Kennewick courier-reporter. [volume] (Kennewick, Wash.) 1914-1938, 1914-11-05

Attenshun! Say, we reckin ez how
you all want ter know how the bowl
in turnimint betwene the ruBes and
the Punkin rollers cum out, don't We?
Wall, say, that wuz sum game! The
Rubes, represented by F. r. Jeffrey,
Doc Cole and R. c. Mounsey lost to
the punkin Rollers, L. H. Marks, X.
C. Clifford and d. M. Williams by a
difference of twinty pins. The high
est individual score wuz 1872 made by
X. C. Clifford and the highest averidge
wuz 1877 made by the same gentlemun.
The game wuz pulled off last Sunday
AFTERNOON and the foller-up will folier
next Sunday.
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ACKNOWLEDGEMENTS

Mr.. and Mrs. Gross and children, of
Ritzville, visited few days last week
at the home of his sister, Mrs. Louis
Tiede.
Mrs. Moury, who has been visiting
with her sister, Mrs. H. w. Powell,
rturned Wednesday to her home in
Portland.
Mr.. O'Brien, of Fallbridge, was in
Hover Tuesday visiting with friends.
Mr.. Shaw, of Walla Walla was a
guest at the home of his sister, Mrs.
Wiley Walker, a few days last week.
John Mills went to Walla Walla on
business Sunday, returning Monday.
Mrs. Leonard and children, of Far
mington, are visiting with old friends
in Hover this week.
Miss Marion Toothaker spent Sum
day with her parents in Hover.
Mr.. and Mrs. VIM. Spears, Mrs.
Roy Davis, Mrs. Hamilton, and Mr..
and Mrs. Toby Long attended the
dance in Finley last Friday night.
c. C. Cantwell has commenced work
on his new residence.
Mr.. Stewart, proprietor Of the
Commercial Hotel in Kennewick, was
in town on business Sunday.
The following pupils in the inter-
mediate room were neither tardy nor
absent during the month of October:
Eliza Doyle, Lois Maddux, Keith
Cantwell, Jacob Dahlin, Jessie Dahlin,
Marie Evans, Ivan Evans, Norman
Phillips, James Cox and Miller Stew
art. Percentage of attendance 100
and cases of hardness, 1.
The Kennewick courier-reporter. [volume] (Kennewick, Wash.) 1914-1938, 1914-11-05
WHAT CAUSED THE WAR

A man in New York who devotes
few minutes day to improving his
mind by reading the newspapers, in
q letter to the Globe says: 81 sup
pose that you people down in Boston
know that q European war is in pro-
gress, but you may not know the real
causes that led up to it. If not, here
is the story. It was published in the
Bartlesville. Ok, Daily Enterprise,
thus:
We don't like to take up the space
here for such lengthy item, but re-
Gently this department asked what the
present war in Europe started about.
Now comes reader and asks this de-
partment the same question, remark
ing that "as you are so darned smart
in other things, perhaps you can ans
wer the question yourself. We can.
We will be as brief as possible:
In the first place Servian Social
list got drunk and killed an Austrian
nobleman and his escort Tor maybe
it was his consort). Any way it was
some sort. Austria then got hot UNI
der the collar over the incident and
said to Servia: "See here, now, we
don't want any of that rough stuff.
l want to be father to you. Come
into the woodshed."
Russia was peeping through the fence
and when she heard the conversation
and seeing what was going on, said
to Austria: "Don't you dare touch
that child; he's my kid and, anyway,
you'd make hell of a lookin' daddy"
you've got another think comin,"
answered Austria 81 don't like the
color of your eyes anyhow and your
feet don't track. Besides, / can lick
you with one hand tied"
"Bully boy" says Wilhelm to Aus
tria. eff you can't lick him can, and
by gosh I'll do it. can lick anybody.
can lick everybody. Well take him
on together"
So Germany slips up on France
when she amt lookin' and lands with
both feet in the middle of Belgium.
"Get off'n my belly" says Belgium,
"or I'll bite your leg off"
"Ouch," says Germany, "but I'll
get off when I get good and ready"
"That's not fair" says France.
'Take that, you slob," and she hands
Germany hot one on the snoot.
81 hate a scrap" says England,
'sbut can smash the jaw of the guy
that slaps my friend"
"You don't hate it any worse'n I
do" says Japan as she squared off for
a hand in the game.
Just then everybody started yelling
"Yous started it yourself" and each
one sticks out his tongue at the other
fellows and they all clinched and the
little fellows begin to dance around
for chance to get in punch and
run. And there you are.
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Miss Anna Gebhart and Mrs. Frank
Rolph were Prosser visitors Wednes-
day.
H. A. Durkee, of North Yakima
was here Wednesday.
C. F. Blomquist, of Sunnyside, has
opened the blacksmith shop here.
S. ]. Harrison, of Sunnyside, was q
visitor here Wednesday.
Lou Armacost, Of Grandview, re-
turned home Thursday.
Mrs. Annie M. Weir was Sunny
side visitor Friday.
L. L. Todd was in Sunnyside on
business Friday.
Miss Brittin spent Saturday and
Sunday with her parents in North
Yakima.
Chester Goudie was a .Prosser Wis
itor Saturday.
Carl and Gus Moritz, of Kennewick
spent Saturday and Sunday with
their sister, Mrs. F. s. Clement.
Nick and George Palmer were in
Grandview on business Monday.
L. L. Todd was a visitor in Pasco
and Kennewick Sunday and Monday
Miss Hazel Palmer was Prosser
visitor Tuesday.
Chas. Weir was a visitor in North
Yakima Thursday.
The following candidates were In
BENTON and Kiona this week: c. W.
Fristoe, Grant Stewart, Earl Harper
s. A. d. Davis, ]. A. Macomber, Jos
Gerards, H. H. Cole and Geo. L. Finn
Allie, the three-year-old child OF
Mr.. and Mrs. U. s. Province, died on
Tuesday, Oct. 81, of typhoid fever
The funeral was held from the house
Wednesday afternoon.
Homer Lee, of Seattle, is visiting
in the Highlands.
Row Hensen returned from a visit
IN Seattle Wednesday.
n r Pinckney, of Kennewick, was
business visitor here Thursday.
Mrs Z. Hartman and baby were
prosser visitors Friday.
The I. O. o. F. gave very sue
.o.ss,,, dance at the hall in Kiona
Friday evening. ,.,,.h ~
Harold Wolford was IN A''a VI
business Saturday. - LIE,
Mr.. and Mrs. B. E. Jackson 'el'
Saturday for South Tacoma.
Thos. Rennie, OF North p o
spent Sunday in Kiona ana 0e"'''
City.
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From the Correspondents
Items Of Interest concerning Neshbo up and down the Valley
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Mrs. Geo. Kraber returned Satur-
day from Walla Walla after few
days visit with friends there.
Miss Vallick returned Friday from
a visit with friends in Spokane.
Mrs. M. P. Davidson returned home
Sunday after six weeks visit in
Missouri with her home folks.
Mrs. Geo. Finley returned home on
Sunday from short visit with her
neice, Mrs. Zumwalt and other friends
in Spokane.
A. L. Menhinick was down from
Tacoma the latter part of the week
visiting his nephew, Monroe Ford.
Mrs. H. Baker, of Pasco, spent last
week visiting with Mrs. N. C. Bowles.
The seventh and eighth grades with
their teacher, Miss Annie Cochran,
entertained their parents and friends
numbering about fifty in all, last Fri
day night at Halloween party in
the basement of the school house.
The decoration committee certainly
deserves congratulations, as it was
about as spooky place as one could
imagine. An ideal place for the
games and jokes that were played.
Lunch of coffee and pumpkin pie were
served about ten o'clock by the en-
tertainment committee. Soon after
supper the crowd dispersed with
thanks and congratulations to the en-
pertaining committee and Miss Coch-
ran.
There will be preaching next Sum-
day by the new minister, Rev. Wood
e The ladies of the church will clean
up the church Saturday afternoon and
get everything in apple pie order.
The Ladies' Aid did very well or
their election dinner. About hun
dred took dinner with them. They
served coffee, sandwiches, escalloped
potatoes, baked beans and pies.
We expect large crowd out 70,
the parent-teachers meeting Friday
night.
Mrs. George, of Pasco, has moved
to the Holmes place until they car
build.
Finley Balo, Of Pasco, was Finle,
visitor Friday.
Reed McCoskrie went to Pasco Fri
day on business.
Miss Anna Leonard visited Sunday
at the Walker home in Hover.
The Misses Robinson and Mrs. N
&c. Bowles visited in Hover Tuesday
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What's the Use?

Weep and you're called a baby:
Laugh and you're called a fool:
Yield and you're called a coward:
Stand and you're called a mule:
Smile and they call you silly;
Frown and they'll call you gruff.
Put on front like millionaire
And some guy calls your bluff.
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NOTICE
To the People of Kennewick

To the People of Kennewick
and Vicinity:
1 wish to extend my hearty
thanks for the vote of confidence
given me last Tuesday. / shall
try to show by service that it
was not misplaced.
L. L. LYNN, Auditor.
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James Johnston reports digging
potatoes weighing six pounds instead
of three, as stated last week.
Mrs. Alex Hender returned last
Tuesday from her trip to College
Place.
Mr.. and Mrs. Frank Kitzman and
family returned to their home at
Lewiston, Sunday.
Mrs. Walter Rand, who has been
the guest of her sister, Mrs. w. o.
Meals, returned to her home Sunday.
The Thimble club spent pleasant
afternoon with Mrs. Mahoney.
Mr.. and Mrs. j. C. Hogan spent
Sunday with their daughter, Mrs. Ma
honey.
Mrs. Ella Green, Of Plymouth, was
the guest of Mrs. John Eichner last
Wednesday and Thursday.
Miss Nelson, teacher in the high
school, was entertained at dinner on
Sunday at Sunnycroft ranch.
The Misses Linnie Witt and Mar
garet Zwanzig attended a Halloween
party at Pasco Saturday night, at the
home of Miss Belle Robinson, former
ly of the Highlands.
Thomas Gladding's father ond
mother, of Providence, R. l., arrived
Sunday night to make their home in
i Kennewick with their son.
Mr.. and Mrs. j. E. McKin entertain
ed at a Halloween party Saturday
night.
VIM. Heddin, of Burbank, an old
Sunnyside friend of Mr.. and Mrs. J..
C. Swayze, was a guest at their home
Monday.
Mr.. and Mrs. VIM. Engels were din
ner guests at the Lyons home Sunday.
! H. C. Puderbaugh, who has spent
the last few months at Pomeroy, re-
turned to his home Saturday.
! Lloyd Haxton's little son, Charles,
of Tacoma, is visiting his grandpar-
ents.
> j. T. F. Gladding has finished adj
ding number of rooms to his cottage
and making it modern.
Carl Huber, who has been i'll is re-
ported better.
| S. B. Lodge, of Rosalia, was the
guest of his son, Harry Lodge and
family, Monday.
Mrs. Herb. w. Brown was awarded
the silver medal at the w. C. T. U.
contest at the. NJ. E. church last
Thursday evening.
H. E. Owen came down from the
Horse Heaven Tuesday to vote.
| j. s. Decker and Fred Schmella
came from Prosser Tuesday tc vote.
Miss Velma Hinkle, of Reardon,
has come to make an extended visit
at the home of her sister, Mrs. w. j.
Breithaupt.
Mess w. J. Breithaupt, F. A. Dun
lap, E. E. Robb and j. s. Davis re-
turned from their trip through Ore
gon and Idaho Tuesday in time to
vote. They covered about 600 miles
in, their travels.
Three hay balers are busy in the
neighborhood, at the Breithaupt, Har-
sha and Pratt places.
H. w. Brown and w. A. Koontz
loaded car of hay for Mr.. Pratt
Monday.
Mr.. Setter is building an addition
to his house.
w. M. Engles has built garage
for his automobile.
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"Brudder Perkins, yo' been fightin'
| heah," said the colored minister.
"Yaas, All wuz:" "Doan' yo' 'membeh
what de good book seq bout turnin'
de odder cheek?" Yaas, pahson,
but ne hit me on NAH nose, an Tse
only got ne."-Livingston Lance.
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Knicker-Does your wife under
stand the use Of leftovers? Booker
Yes; she is constantly pointing out to
me how she might have married them.
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Bellboy-Did you ring for water,
SIR! Kentucky Colonel-Ring for
water, sab! No, sab! Why should I
ring Tor water? This room isn't on
fire, is it?-Dallas News.
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ADVERTISED LETTERS

Gurn, Mrs. Mary
Pallet, Mrs. Will M.
Hillgart, Mrs. ]. j. A.
Feizette, Val
Hart, Frank
Hutchinson, Miss M.
Zimmerman, Mrs. ]. A.
Borse, Mr.. Leonard
Fifer, Elsy