The Nezperce herald. (Nezperce, Idaho) 1900-1957, 1914-06-18
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That money dishonesty acquired
is never worth its cost. while good
conscience never costs as much as it
is worth.
That you should sleep on your
right side. and take it from us, that
you should also keep awake on the
right side.
That the person who takes the trou-
BILE to tell bit of news to the news
paper is a benefactor to the entire
community.
That motoring sounds 50 mach
more refined than joy riding. Hence
our automobile owners are enjoying
motoring trips.
That some public officers will fore
go an outing this summer, doubtless
thinking the one they will take next
January sufncienF.
That bootlegger in the WallOwa.
Ore, jail kicked hole in the vail
and walked out. Who says kicker
never gets anything7
That looking backward was disas-
trous to even Lots wife. But which
woman can resist a backward look
into her courtship days.
That when a Kansas City alderman
was arrested for speeding be knocked
the officer down. He is in demand
now as a pinch hitter.
That Detroit man had to pay one
cent income tax and it cost the gov
eminent $3.50 to collect it. Surely
we are a nation of fnanciers.
That a prohibitionist was recently
buncoed by a confidence man, begins
an article in an exchange. We pre-
sumo the matter was discussed both
pro and con.
That now an Oklahoma woman
seeks to organize housewives eight |
hour union. We wonder if the hours
limit is to apply to homework or So
cial activities.
That silence may be golden but |
when it is maintained anent a para
mount issue by a candidate, voters
are inclined to look upon it as a |
yellow streak.
That scale for weighing mems
souls has been perfected. 1t should
have a powerful magnifying attach
ment for reading results il used on
some men we know.
That a Minnesota senatorial can
didate turned ia an item Of IS cents
for lubricating oil among his cam
paign expenses. We infer he In a
machine candidate.
That Ex-President Roosevelt
coined the work asundesirable' as
applied to certain citizens, and now
The people Of Spain are making a
out of il.
That Minneapolis Methodist minis
.ers are organizing a base ball game
If their own. How will they express
satisfactorily against the
decisions Of the umpire.
That If the statement of certain
minister, that nearly all Mexicans
ire supporting Huerta is true, we
,eg to enquire who it is supporting
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That we wonder, is it because
Roosevelt subsisted Oh monkeys that
he scientists are now endeavoring to
make monkey Of him in regard to
bis newly discovered river. i
That candidate for any political
,f6ce who would have it appear that
1e is ignorant Of the salary the pos
ton pays, should have his sleeves
searched before installed in trust.
That nearly 80 percent of the al.
;ohol that comes from Germany
. made from potatoes. Surely the
irish will not have a more kindly Z
ceiling for the "hated duchman." II
That the fellow who boasts that {
lie has more money than some people +
lave hay will have to be more care 9
vi what he says. Prospects we're
ever better for a bumper hay crop
han this year. Fl
That as previously announced In v