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Audubon Republican. [volume] (Audubon, Iowa) 1894-1925, 1914-09-24

Henry Fredericksen and wife at
tended the marriage of her brother
Amiel Wigs to Miss Emily Bartlett
at Extra last Wednesday.
Mr.. and Mrs. N. Hansen of Allan
tic and Misses Puma and Leila Koob
from near Anita, were guests at the
DR.. Koob home Sunday.
Frank Jenkins arrived here Sat-
urday from Red Deer, Canada to join
Mrs. Jenkins who has been here for
some time.
L. NJ. Nelson and A. A. Nelson are
exhibiting the Nelson Harrow at the
Audubon county fair this week
r. P. Clark shipped several head
ubon county fair last Friday.
M. f. Mortinsen, F. M. Rice and
Otto Witthaur of Audubon attended
the Knud Nelson sale Friday.
M. T. Foley and son Ambrose and
Mr.. O'Connell of Audubon were cal
lers in Brayton Sunday.
j. j. Curry and family were up
from Atlantic Sunday, visiting at the
Percy Hallock home.
Bertha and Philip Knudsen were
visiting friends in Atlantic couple
of days last week.
Matt Duval and Chas. Hunt OF At
lantic were transacting business in
Brayton Monday.
viii Freeman of Audubon was a
guest at the LATE Simpson home a
part of last week.
Chas. Chase and Frank Chapman
of Atlantic were in Brayton Monday
on business.
j. E. Herrick was "A visitor in At
lantic last week and attended the
county fair.
Mrs. w. r. Koob attended the
Cass County Fair last Wednesday aud
Thur sday.
Miss Alma Leigan visited with
Mrs. Scott Herrick the latter part of
the week.
Mrs. Fred Cotton was down from
Extra Tuesday, organizing class
in music.
r. j. Essington went to Hader
Neb., last week to look after his
farm.
Hal Mantz of Audubon was in
Brayton on business Monday.
A large. number of our people are
attending the fair at Audubon.
Miss Marie Freeman was shop
ing in Atlantic Saturday.
Audubon Republican. [volume] (Audubon, Iowa) 1894-1925, 1914-09-24
PERSONAL AND LOCAL

If you are going to have a public
sale let us print your sale bills.
Miss Cornelia Cooley went to Man
ming today, to visit her sister, Mrs.
John Mcdonald.
Mrs. R. j. Kelley returned to Man
ming today, after visit of few days
here with friends. nm
81 Hunter, wife and child came
from Manning this morning to visit
her parents and attend the fair.
Mrs. M. Madsen went to Carroll
| this morning for a visit with her
friend Mrs. Jacob Maddes and fam
lily.
Fred Campbell returned last eve
ming from a visit at Omaha with
friends and looking. after business
matters.
\Will Neiman and family came from
Adair yesterday to visit relatives and
friends and help swell the crowd at
the fair.
Mrs. b. j. Meisel and children of
Manning returned home today, after
visit here and at Extra with friends
and relatives.
Mrs. C. w. Passmorc of Guthrie
Center, who visited here with Mrs.
C. Gates, went to Denison today to
visit other friends.
Jack" Dennis looked quite natur-
al again this morning. He was
driving his own team, his regular
man being on the sick list.
Mrs. G. T.. Sellers and daughters,
Misses Alice and Elsie came from
Stuart today to visit her brother,
\ Austin Linn and family at Gray.
\ The prohibitionists of Virginia won
out Tuesday in the state election by
a majority of over 10000, thus put
ting that state in the dry column.
Mrs. w. ]. Dove came from Ben
son, Neb., last evening to enjoy a
visit with her husband, who is en-
ployed at the McCort meat market.
John Hockett of Manning visited
in Audubon yesterday with his uncle
ID. c. Ross and wife, going to Allan
tic this morning to visit other rela-
tives.
Frank and Leo Flynn departed
this morning for their home in Min
nesota, following pleasant visit at
the home of their uncle, j. w. Nc
CURE in the country.
There was an automobile smashup
on the Cameron hill between Gray
and Ross last evening. We were un.
able to get any particulars before
going to press this morning.
Mr.. and Mrs. Earnest Mikkelsen
following a three months visit at FIT
Collins, Colo, with bis brother, Hen.
ry and attending to business matters
at Rustic, Colo, arrived home this
morning
Audubon Republican. [volume] (Audubon, Iowa) 1894-1925, 1914-09-24
A. q. HARMON
G. A. MAY, Nj. ID.
j. Nj. FULTON, M. ID.

Physician and Surgeon. Office In
the overholtzer block upstairs. Res
idence north and opposite Mrs.
Stuarts. All calls attended to day or
night. -
Audubon Republican. [volume] (Audubon, Iowa) 1894-1925, 1914-09-24
CANNED CORN

We have some damaged cans in
which the corn is just as good in
quality as any of our corn, and we
will dispose of this corn at about half
price. For further information call
at our Office. 39-3w.
Audubon Canning Co.
Audubon Republican. [volume] (Audubon, Iowa) 1894-1925, 1914-09-24

since. / now take 1t when ] contract
a cold and 1t soon rids the system Of
any catarrhal tendencies. ]
over Ten Years AGO.
II would not be without Peruna.
Although It was over ten years ago
that first gave you my testimonial.
am Of the same opinion as when
wrote it, and give you the privilege to
use It as you see fit I still use Pc
runa when / think 1t necessary. l am
recommending It to my neighbors
whenever chance occurs."
Audubon Republican. [volume] (Audubon, Iowa) 1894-1925, 1914-09-24
PUBLIC SALE NOTICE

Being a practical auctioneer, hav-
ing had ten years experience, | am
in a position to cry all public sales
satisfactorily. Let me cry your sale.
Residence phone 3l5. Office phone
23l. 39-tf. III. G.. Leach.
Audubon Republican. [volume] (Audubon, Iowa) 1894-1925, 1914-09-24
Splendid Medicine
Stomach Trouble
ISuffered for Several Years
Peruna Restored My Health

Mrs. Elizabeth
Y cut e +, No sos
Twelfth ST., y. W
Washington. d. g..
writes: ~ ara
pIeased to endorse
"eruna as a SPLEEN
ID medicine for
ttarrh and stom- Nj
oh trouble, from "a
mich / suffered {
n several years. l
took it for sew 8
raj months and
at the end Of tn
lime found my heal
was restored and ha
felt splendidly ey
Audubon Republican. [volume] (Audubon, Iowa) 1894-1925, 1914-09-24
AUDUBON MARKET REPORTS

Below are the prices paid for pro-
ducts. Corrections are made every
Wednesday afternoon, therefore only
slight changes are possible from to-
days market prices:
La Junta tribune., 1914-05-23
LOCAL AND PERSONAL

A fine baby boy arrived q the
home Of Gerald Daimler last Tues.
da, morning.
Mrs.. I. ". riemmins and swe
little sons left Wednesday night eos
Atlanta. Ga. where they ~tll vtels
relatives for the next ,~o nsosAs.
Invitations have be~n ,..vs6 by
Mr. n. y. Miller and Mrs. 3. ?.
Jones for . party to he given q ~
home Of Mrs. Miller on FRIDAY asees.
noon. May ssth.
Mrs. =. q. Woodbridge and jlsele
daughter. and Miss Jean Mseuhail,
vent 70 Maasaae,a wednesAay =
spesd ~eek With Mn. woodhrs1ee'e
parents. Rev. aad Mss. Il. e. ~.
Jsmes Hissias. cha. ssras usl6v
the Otsro ditch. aboss two ml1eo
sesshsess Of the city. ps, . saas q
Aesscans 70 thiaalas besss ~
Aosdsy mcsalas. NJ. Hlssias ~
ases, ihirsy-sive acres W aad ssa1y
TOT thiaaias asd abeui fisssea oogos
jsst comiag W. win the ssaoohl1
efossees ses plenty os water 1nslne
Tie ceaiae sessea. NJ. H,ealno :
practically assured Of exceiiese 49,
thIs year.
La Junta tribune., 1914-05-23
HoLBRoox CENTER

Mr.. and Mrs W. A. Harris left
Thursday OF last week for Rye. Col,
to spend part OF the summer.
Miss Georgia Higgins arrived
from California Friday evening. and
is the guest of her sister. Mrs W.
II. Reeter.
Mrs. Hill. Of Rodgers. Ark. ar
rived Wednesday and viii visit for
some time with her friend. Mrs
A. J Crom.
Judge and Mrs. Miller and daugh-
ter. OF La Junta. and Prof. MeClin-
tock and Rev. W r. Davis attended
the medal contest at cheraw Friday
evening
The Fort Lyon ball team came up
Saturday and played with the Che
raw boys. II was a very interest
ing game, The score being 10 to II
In favor " Cheraw.
Ben Zendner set -it 100 straw
berry plants this spring. and out OF
the 100 there are ss growing and
each plant has from four to five ber-
ries. some OF them now as large as
a thimble.
A few OF the farmers have begun
to thin beets. but the principle occu-
patton al the present time is the
farmer cuitivating beets and getting
ready to take care OF the nrst crov
Of alfalfa.
Clarence and Rollie Rigg. Ray
Likes and Elmer Nice went to Tim
ber Lake fishing Wednesday. They
caught sufficient fish to nll foui
large xuhny sacks-so many that all
OF the neiEhbors have been enjoying
brain food this week.
Next Tuesday the Holbrook Val
ley W. &. T. u. will meet at the
usual hour at the N. T.. church. The
pIokpa" VIII Dr Ou tuV sooJVts
Peace and Arbitration" leader
Mrs. II. h. Yoder. superintendent OF
that department Of W. e. r. L. work
Splendid rains at different times
have prevailed In the valley. The
two reservoirs are full and this
bitches are running water from th'
river at the present time. Where
Is there more prosperous new
country found than the Holbrool
Valley.
Mr.. Spurgen Junkins and Mis-
George Higgins were married Sun
day evening at the home Of the jus
tice Of the peace. x. Il. Bartholo
new. who performed the marriage
ceremony. The many friends Of thii
young couple extend good wishes Il
them for happy and successful
life. IA
La Junta tribune., 1914-05-23

| school.
GERALDINE THlETs
Seventeen pupils Of the sixth
grade have gardens. Nine OF whom
have vegetable gardens aud eixh, OF
whom have flower gardens
The gardens have done very well
so far The children report four
vegetables that have been ready for
table use. They are radishes. let
tuce. onions and rhnbarb. Out OF
the flower gardens six kinds are
now In bloom. namely: roses. tulips.
iris. sweet peas. peonies and zinnias.
The amount OF land used for all
the gardens is equal TO about four
hundred and six square feet
We have six boxes In our room.
three containing flowers and three
containing vegetables. The flowers
are nssturtiums. sweet peas and
phiox. The vegetables were cab
bage and tomatoes. ii
Some OF the boys made the boxes
and carried the soil In Dafls.
We wanted rich soil for them all.
As II happened two OF the boxes did
not have rich soil. The nasturtiums
and phlox were planted in these two
boxes. therefore they did not do very
well.
The rest came up very we'll. The
cabbage and tomato plants have
been distributed among the children.
We hope they will come up as we'll
as the other gardens.
MARY KRANZ
The pupils OF the seventh and
eighth grades are taking . lively In
teres, In the subject of gardening.
Interest has been greatly stimulated
by the prizes which an entsrprising
business firm has 50 kindly offered.
The Columbian school viii present
a soodiy number OF candidates for
prizes. and We expect to- produce
some good vegetables and fine flow
! ers.
Among tn. pupils who are In the
race With gardens are: Alice Brad
ish. Katherine Klein. Oma vallow.
B.rnice Quinn. Bessie Mock. Matte
Webb. Carl Ritter. Lynn Myers. Hell
EN- spaidinr. Bernice voik. Clarence
Knapp. Lawrence Branson and Lloyd
Turner.
Alice Bradish has two flower gar.
dens OF good size and expects some
/ pleasing results.
Kstherin. Klein has q nswer gar
ins
Ona vaiiow has q filower garden
sh'"N gives much promise.
Bernice Quinn has perhaps the
largest vegetable garden OF my oae
In IN. room and has already enjoyed
early vegetable. from t.
B.s-i. Mock's garden consists Of
both vegetables and flowers.
Maui. Webb has good vegetable
garden.
Linn Myers has q vegetable gar
den.
Helen Spalding has a garden Of
both vegetables and flowers. OF which
N. l. taking good care.
Lloyd Turner has = vegetable gar.
den. u. has planted beans and sun.
now-r, In the sam. hill and expects
to make use of th. sunfiou.r stocks
for the beans To vine on.
hernie- voik has planted odd
spots about her hom. to flowers
which will later add beauty TO their
surroundings.
Clarence Knapp Is also in the race
with a vegetable and flower garden.
i.s~r.ne. Branson has a nice veg.
etable garden.
Others In the room ha,. not fully
decided whether to cont.s, for prizes
or not
We hop. tina, the appearance Of
our city may be much improved By
the efforts put forth In raising these
gardens and shall bc much dissp.
pointed u some Of N. prizes ere not
awarded TO Columbian pupils.
III iIOYn Tf'nNHQ
La Junta tribune., 1914-05-23
sTRAYED

STRAiED-DFk iron gray fiiley.
three years lold about fourteen
hands high; HI {avy black name and
tail: wire mad h left shoulder.
liberal reward Or|teturn Of same to
DR.. w. N. Moore. La Juats.
La Junta tribune., 1914-05-23
coLrxsIAx SCHOOL GARDExs
fcontinued from PAS one.

,iums To bloom before the close O
school.
GERALDINE THiETs
La Junta tribune., 1914-05-23
SAN DIEGO EXPOSITION
AN isis-Sas Diego, Cslifols;a

H. Arkansas W. a,zu,y
LIT - pewor coupou
y, assh e A;sas eAs,e. - -
The Barre daily times. (Barre, Vt.) 1897-1959, 1914-03-13

The Boston newspaper that is print
ing moving picture tale with illustra-
tions of the blood and thunder sort,
depicting villains and defenceless women,
the latter aiming reyolvers at the afore-
said villains, is not doing its best toward
reducing crime among the people of its
community. Such pictures act as spur
to weak minds to think that such incl
dents are heroic and to be initiated
faithfully. The pictures are exactly the
sort which public opinion insists shall
not be placed on billboards as advertise
ments of the lurd drama. Then why
should a newspaper go contrariwise to
recognized good public policy?
The Barre daily times. (Barre, Vt.) 1897-1959, 1914-03-13

Barre is out to raise $4,000 in 10 days
as a hospital fund. 1t is a goodly sum
and the days are few and there needs
must be able generalship and concerted
effort Fifteen thousand are already Sc
cured and all signs point to success.
And let ii be hoped that the signs do
not fail 1t would be difficult to find
a more worthy cause for generosity
st. Adams Messenger.
Barre appreciates the kindly senti-
ments and takes occasion to assure the
st. Adams contemporary that its cour
age is good and hopes high for success
fu completion of the undertaking.
The Barre daily times. (Barre, Vt.) 1897-1959, 1914-03-13
HHOME RILE.n

Senator Hollis of New Hampshire act
ed as next friend" when he endorsed
Thomas H. Browne of Rutland for APP
pointment as collector of customs at
Burlington. Mr., Hollis went to Presi-
dent Wilson with his endorsement. Per-
haps Mayor Burke of Burlington sold
his blacksmith shop too soon.--Brattle-
boro Reformer.
Possibly so. But isn't it rather odd
that New Hampshire man should
thrust himself into matter which con-
Germs Vermont almost exclusively?
With all due respect to Senator Hollis,
Vermonters feel competent to recon-
mend to the administration the men
whom they desire to see appointed for
these positions. We fancy that Senator
Hollis would be one of the first to object
should some Vermont man go to Presi-
dent Wilson and tell him that such and
such a person in New Hampshire ought
to be appointed to an important posi-
ton; he would promptly say that New
Hampshire was capable of looking after
its own affairs. While Vermont people
do not feel like reminding Senator Hollis
that home rule is a pretty good policy
in this connection, they do feel like say.
ing that the recommendation of a per-
son outside of Vermont should not have
great weight with the choice of appoin-
tees as collectors of customs in the two
districts in Vermont. And, doubtless,
they would say it whether they prefer
Browne or Burke for collector in the
Burlington district.
The Barre daily times. (Barre, Vt.) 1897-1959, 1914-03-13
CLOCK MOVES
TO $34,245.42
Continued from first page.)

Mercers team, No. 4, the "We Lead
EN- banner was wrested by Team No.
3, captained by Chief G.. B. Gladding.
The good-natured rivalry between the
teams has developed nothing but a keen
desire ON the part of one team to Guido
another. Wherever the teams come to.
gether in close contests of this kind,
only the best of good feeling prevails.
Frank G. Rowland presided at the meet
ing last night and Rev. J. B. Reardon
asked the invocation.
Thus far only the canvass in Barre
City has been reported officially. The
progress here, alone, is exceeding the
most sangune expectations of the com
mittees, but if current reports are as
accurate as they seem, workers in towns
about are not one whit less energetic
than the local campaigners At supper
tonight, it is expected that number
of official reports viii have been re-
ceived from the allied towns. They will
be announced and will figure in to-mor-
rows report of the days doings.
The Barre daily times. (Barre, Vt.) 1897-1959, 1914-03-13

The Federal baseball league makes a
handy lever for bali players to jack up
their salaries in the old leagues. That
is the chief effect of the new league up
to the present time.
The Barre daily times. (Barre, Vt.) 1897-1959, 1914-03-13

Boston's ''army" of unemployed found
the exchange there moving place when
they applied for nights lodging. Pow
erty makes strange choice of beds.
The Barre daily times. (Barre, Vt.) 1897-1959, 1914-03-13

Chance for some art-mad American to
get the Rokeby "yenus" at reduced
price. Trihe shop-worn, to be sure, but
still Venus"
The Barre daily times. (Barre, Vt.) 1897-1959, 1914-03-13

1t is time for someone to accuse Mel
len of laying off those 1900 New Haven
railroad workmen.
The Barre daily times. (Barre, Vt.) 1897-1959, 1914-03-13

The hospital fund is still booming
along.
The Barre daily times. (Barre, Vt.) 1897-1959, 1914-03-13
A Case Of Interest

to men young in years
or spirit.
We open the case to-
day and would like to
have you on the jury
that is if you are free
from prejudice against
new styles, because this
case is full of the very
newest styles in spring
suits.
New styles in cloth.
New styles in pat
terms.
New styles in weaves.
New styles in cut
No subpenas served.
But you are invited
to come in.
Ready to wear, $40,
SIS and $50.
Made to measure, $18
and up to $40.
We Clean, Press and Repair Clothing
). H. Rogers & Co.
Atlanta Georgian. [volume] (Atlanta, Ga.) 1912-1939, 1914-02-15
Sunset in Ireland.

Huntington, '1et us incorporate
as a holding com psny."
''Richsrdl" she cried. But the
only reply was the slamming of
the front door.
'Cutchey-coo," said he, chuck
Ing her lightly under the chin.
Rain was falling The caves
were dripping. The leaves drop
ped one by one upon the soggy
ground. Catherine did not STIR
Bang! Bang! AS tho smoke
cleared away Faro Phil was seen
stretched over the cards, three
aces OF hearts futtering from
his nerveless fingers.
"a it'll. lacking in lucidlty. VIA. va,
II that Catherine did not strf Did sh. not
stir the coffee DID she not stir the Gre,
Uf did shs slInply not stiEi
Atlanta Georgian. [volume] (Atlanta, Ga.) 1912-1939, 1914-02-15
Take 1t from Solomon
BY ]. ]. LeibsOn.

1914 h. star Company. GrAtBn Reserves
KT Dalktng
the tones quarreng Suddenly the body
Of
terrified tho king sorrowtuuy tls:
= YEA thSu art married.
matrmony thee palmer than old shoes
. y that trail the chariot Of Ns~Iy~eds
thnss yea
cabbage that ooketh the his
q henpecked Hiek.
a.. And the Oh know
many
he wsiketh
g. From much tongue ashing he Ia Blue
q for
borrowing, thanks that they like him.
g. Verify In IS strength; d~esth right Of
wife.
O. BY within DICTATOR
and h.nseth him badge OF Uncivi Strife
TO- tongue, which shspsnsth
And remedy.
H. From
relations
a woman eaeh onions
wire that che~eth the Rss there 10 osLW
FRANCE.
would avoid a contentious
marriage, dwell like Mermaid
49, For whom epeneh her will water
a mar
and the snksth the
Curiosity
Reekessness, and Reckessness Matrmony
thlnkh comprehend Vanity
vsntIes
the living
things, the language Of beasts Of birds
e. of woman UNDERGRADUATES chloksr7
Atlanta Georgian. [volume] (Atlanta, Ga.) 1912-1939, 1914-02-15
Our Great
Short Story
Contest
From Pole to Pole, Earth's
PopuIace Is Agog Over
Unique Competition.

Unique Competition.
EVERYBODY In this country
r. reads short stories.
49, If you're not quite sure
about this yourself, stop to think
You buy a magazine to hold in
the train. don't your You read
some of IT, don't you? II what
you read La short, It's = short
story.
You have now qualified as
short story expert.
II you know the opening lines
Of a story. you should be able
to tell the closing lines. For IN.
stance. a story which begins:
with q snappy punch to the
jaw, the young American sent
the burly Colonel vanlisko clat.
terlng over the battlements Of
the castle terrace"-will always
end thus:
What is 9 throne to lover
whispered the Princess Olga as
she fell into the arms Of her
Tescuer.
I'VE shall be happy In Gin
cinnati, my queen, passionately
exclaimed Cyrus W. Bowen II,
pressing her to his breast"
Now supply the conclusions after
reading the following beginnings.
Gentlemen" interrupted James
Atlanta Georgian. [volume] (Atlanta, Ga.) 1912-1939, 1914-02-15
IN THE FIELD
OF ART
Important Drawing by a
Young Insurgent.

EAR EDITOR am young
man OF good health. but
with an artistic tempera-
ment. and would Hike your
opinion whether I should be an
artist or go to work.
Am enclosing a drawing
dashed off hurriedly.
REMBRANDT o'DoWn.
We reproduce your drawing,
Rom, and you can sec for your
self what II looks like. n you
want TO use the drawing 40 a
poster. cut II out and color II
with tomato eatsup.
A we'll known artist says that
your work 10 full Of promise, but
he refuses 10 tell Of what prom.
ise. Our personal opinion 10 that
you have not sufficiently studied
poroIne anatomy. No pig like
yours could ever be the aentls-
man that pays the rent.
Atlanta Georgian. [volume] (Atlanta, Ga.) 1912-1939, 1914-02-15
Suburban Hints

To encourage radishes to grow
read them stories OF successful
men.
Cider may be purchased In
bottles, or you may prefer to
make II out OF apples.
Many suburbanites admire a
sunken garden, but few like a
suhken pie crust,
An eel pot Is pot for catching
cells, but jackpot Is for catch.
ing suckers.
Shoe trees need not be pawned
oftener than once in three years.
Atlanta Georgian. [volume] (Atlanta, Ga.) 1912-1939, 1914-02-15
Oddities
in the News

The Amateur" Athletic Union.
Boston baked beans in New
York.
The Amateur Athletic" Union.
Millionaire smuggler getting a
jail sentence.
Atlanta Georgian. [volume] (Atlanta, Ga.) 1912-1939, 1914-02-15
Nlickey's Valentines
By Stanley r. Hofflund.

BY Stanley r. Hofflund.
Copyright Britain Rights Reserved
AMT got n regular soiI;
RachePs TONED down.
Johanna's got guy wit coin
IN Mseays the
things there an+
That you've might mine,
IN I'm sendln' every
In skots a valentine.
In reds an blues,
n>sher looks G sweet Sixteen any you've.
To Miss suHrsoete:
our eyes lips not yet;
But Oh, you pretty suffragettel
a in the line
If you've will be valentine.
sen youzo comic valentines
Dear Teacher every year.
woids pitcher drawed
To make you've shed teas
This time sends a photograph,
wiz nnushy poen-chee!
hop. you've don't think it's comic
Cause Tho pitchers me.
70 Mother:
The must be very sweet
The skies OF fsIrest blues,
To make rhyme at any time
That's good enough for you've.
Your flowers the Foreetnenot;
will forget
others leave ar make sreye,
yr--!e Nstakin BY US yet
Atlanta Georgian. [volume] (Atlanta, Ga.) 1912-1939, 1914-02-15

It is all right to know a good
thing when you see it, but you
should know enough TO let II
alone when 1t doesn't belong to
you. =.
Atlanta Georgian. [volume] (Atlanta, Ga.) 1912-1939, 1914-02-15

GENERAL
Crouch
Says
Copyright, 1914. by the Star Company.
Great Britain Rights Reserved
THE buttonless man with those
holeful socks has one of those
wives always so jolly when our
in company.
Lots wife turned to salt. but
lots Of wives turn to pepper.
Many hand rocks the House
Of Parliament because it cannot
rock cradle.
II is all right to know a good
thing when you see it, but you
should know enough to let IL
alone when 1t doesn't belong to
you.
The woman who doubts an
honest man will believe every
word a ten-cent fortune teller
tells her.
Getting Tilted Is like having
tooth pulled-it hurts for minute,
but we are better off afterward.
A skeleton in the boudoir gener-
ally looks plump on the street.
Happiness is something almost
within reach from the cradle to
the grave.
Henpecked husbands give in at
once, the others do not for a day
or two.
II II wasn't for fattery what
would we put On tombstones?
The boob who said What goes
up must come down" never heard
of the high cost of living.
Plenty OF girls who do not know
the multiplication table are good
at figures.
II everybody lived in glass
houses burlesque shows would
have to go out OF business.
II woman could hold her tongue.
perhaps she wouldn't be olasscd In
the weaker sex.
A wife will go through every
thing for her husband-absolutaly
everything.