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Missouri Valley times. [volume] (Missouri Valley, Iowa) 1874-1931, 1914-10-22
FOUND OUT.
A Trained Nurse Discovered its Effect.

No one is in better position to know
the value Of food and drink than
trained nurse.
Speaking OF coffee, q nurse in Pa,
writes: Il used to drink strong cot
fee myself, and suffered greatly from
headaches and indigestion
while on visit to my brothers I
had good chance to try Postum, for
they drank it altogether in place of
coffee After using Postum two weeks
I found ! was much benefited and
finally my headaches disappeared and
also the indigestion.
Naturally have since used Postum
among my patients. and have noticed
marked benefit where coffee has
been left off and Pt,r,i:a used.
~ observe curious fact about
Postum when used by mothers. 1t
greatly helps the flow of milk in cases
where coffee is inclined to dry 1t
up, and where tea causes nervousness.
Il find trouble in getting servants
to make Postum properly. But when
1t is prepared according TO directions
on package and Served hot with
cream, 1t is certainly delicious bev-
erage"
Name giyen by Postum Co.. Battle
Cueek, Mich. Read THE Road to
MELVILLE" in pigs.
Postum comes in two forms:
Regular Pestan-must be well
boiled. sc and 20c packages.
lnstant Postun,-is a. soluble powder.
A teaspoonful dissolves quickly in a
cup of hot water and, with cream and
sugar, made a delicious beverage in
stantIy. zoe and SOC tins.
The cost per cup Of both kinda is
about the same.
.There's : Reason for Postum.
sold By Gsooers.
Missouri Valley times. [volume] (Missouri Valley, Iowa) 1874-1931, 1914-10-22
DENTIST HAD WASTED TIME
Really Vas No Use Waiting for Pa
tient to Close Eye, Seeing Its
Composition.

He was a nervous man. says the
Philadelphia Record Most men are
when they find themselves in dem
fists chair, but he was exceptionally
So The tooth that had to come out
was quite small affair-from the
dentists point of view From the Pa
TENTS it felt about the same size as
Il house.
He decided to have gas. The den
fist, who was in a hurry to go to a
baseball game. tried to persuade him
to do without. but he was determined.
The dentist, in fever of impa-
tience waited for the victim to lose
consciousness, but the nervous man
insisted on keeping an eye open,
though he had enough gas to float an
airship.
Unable to control himself any long
er. the irate tooth-puller exclaimed:
Let go yourself. man! Shut your
eye, you IDIOT"
Somewhere from the back-block of
dreamland the patient murmured
sleepily:
Cant tits glass;
Missouri Valley times. [volume] (Missouri Valley, Iowa) 1874-1931, 1914-10-22
Hoardins Coin in France.


1t has been estimated that during
the month of August silver coin to the
amount of s400.000,O00, or 1000, 00O,-
GOO francs, went into hoard in France.
the Wall Street Journal states. The
difficulty OF making small change I'M
der these circumstances resulted in is
suing notes of denominations from
half franc to two francs each. This
fractional currency is made exchange
able at the Bank of France for larger
bills. III silver currency in the five
countries of France, England, Ger
many Austria-H Hungary and Italy fed
into hoard to about the same extent.
then as much as S2,00000O.000 in sill
yer alone. or twice the public debt OF
the United States, must have disap
peared in little more than month.
Assuming that as much gold and silver
went into hiding, the five countries
must have withdrawn from circulation
and from bank deposit a grand total
OF $4,000,000,0O0 of metallic currency.
Missouri Valley times. [volume] (Missouri Valley, Iowa) 1874-1931, 1914-10-22
GERMAN AM ERlcANs ARE
AFTER PROF. FILINGS SCALE

Lincoln. Neb. oct 2l.-The German
Americans are still on the trail of Pro
fessor Fling. whose convocation adj
dress, in which he took strong sides
with the allies, dspleased them. AT
the meeting of the society last evening
resolutions We're adopted calling att
tentior of the regents of the state uni
versity to the fact that Professor Fling.
who has the CHAIR of European his
tory. is devoting one hour of every
three in his classes to discussing the
present war; and instilling antiGer
man ideas into the heads of his pu-
pills The resolutions also declare that
the professor has talked foolishly and
made statements about Germany that
are untrue and which have no hstsri
cal basis for their utlerance.
Missouri Valley times. [volume] (Missouri Valley, Iowa) 1874-1931, 1914-10-22

~ Ct'argc IN r arrnlni,
Fa@Ntas @re fil@il. tlFit tleN must
SO rs Tor diversified farming. must IN
ei'ease tlge Weld Of Inc crops they have,
c9plile fild e,on~ With h4e stock.
eros th4 steel, nQst suited To condi
tNls. i9.tl'H - fr;iii2e iiieir soil and
U iDarkej til IL crops nteligontlN
-,te3l are the conclusions OF national
aEt siai ilyesti@ations In AN arts
&c M the iG, hnica! Mprld t. G.. Moor
head gINt i sHtes al INC department
OF agiiGGtHfc that slloW Sll.l5 as the
aNeras eesi o. producing an acre Of
wheat. Whit thn average amount is
~ business 10 the acre. At 50 cents
Ia busael this il profit of IL cents an
aefe Corn costs SIT an acre. aud
~ the last 10 wears has averaged a
prellt al 26 Ccnts an acre. oats in 10
Years has averaged "a .oss of p cents
an acre the cost being Slo.66 an acre
Labor is figured as the largest cost
item Eat there are rent alld interest
II II We're not that the farmer is being
paid Tor his own labor and gets his
own interest where he is AN owner. his
returns wotild be so small as to dis
courage him from continuing. All this
has been learned from bookkeeping.
The result is II change. Mr. Moorhcad
saws. that is like n revolution. 1t in
clud"s increasing the Weld of the grain
crops plautins diversified crops in
raising ike stock ,.,xtrn,nn s,,n,.i,iiy'
jn,. has moi ln,i, nrniitai,,.. rhn FARM
or is beeomin,, :, ,n.,n,r..ct,,,nr hy
which ne .onvn7ts hi. ..,otl,.bs,,o,' ,nd
waste into beef. mntton and pork
small farms III New York show that
stock Tie c,,,,n,,.v5 nynr ,,n,. ,.an,
is SCI down as mo aya,:,s., An ,,.ors
49, s;,,r in yisrnn..in ns;., NE y,
gents /, nn,,5d ,trn,i3,5.,c f'r1,fi, az -, "a
an acre NIimiesn,.i ana W.n.tn l,.I,.,l
tn ,aI,s,imen,s show SS 90 v,.5.,l5 az milk
,,.,J,,g., r,..,5 a,,t .,t,
Missouri Valley times. [volume] (Missouri Valley, Iowa) 1874-1931, 1914-10-22
MADE A SPINNING RECORD
Soldier Did About the Only Thing He
Could Do. and Extended
Himself Somewhat.

The old veteran had paused in his
"reminiscences. and was hopping his
brow while his audience waited pa
uently, thinking he had left off
Il recollect,' he continued, dreamily
that at the battle of the Alma had a
very exciting time. Bullets were pelt-
Ing upon us like rain. Men fell right
and left, cannon roared like thunder
itself. and worst of all. the enemy had
managed to get within a hundred yards
of our position.
II was mad with excitement, and
wasn't thinking of nothing except
fighting for all was worth All of a
sudden | turned and found that my
regiment had changed its position, and
was cut off--le to the mercy of the
enemy, sir"
The veteran paused
Well. what did YOU do asked an
impatient listener.
Do9' said the old fellow, sleepiN
Well ! reckon did a mile. in three
minutes"
Missouri Valley times. [volume] (Missouri Valley, Iowa) 1874-1931, 1914-10-22
cossoN HAS CONFIDENCE
I'M HIS RED LIGHT LAW

Washington u. C., oct. n Attor
ncy General Cosson of Iowa, here to
attend the meeting of the American
ltar association, has been piled with
questions here about the working of
the Cosson red light law in Iowa and
the Kenyon red light measure for tho
District of Columbia. The red light
law here is founded on the Iowa law
MIR. Cosson declared iowa would undel
no circumstances go back to the old
methods of dealing with the red light
evil Az for Washington, he says. the
new law will prove Il great benefit. cs
pecially in view OF the large number
of young men who come here annually
to attend school and handle political
jobs
MIR Cosson visited the distric, work
farm Al Occoquan. where prisoners
are given outdoor work on the farm
OF an interesting and henlthful sort
The system is proving remark
able Improvement on the old method"
said Mr. cosson.
Missouri Valley times. [volume] (Missouri Valley, Iowa) 1874-1931, 1914-10-22
DEMOS ALMOST FORGOT
THEIR OWN PUBLICITY LAW

Lincoln, Neb., Oct 21 For the sec
ond time since the democrats of Ne
braska forced the enactment of law
requiring campaign committees to re-
port their contributions in advance of
the election, the state committee for
got I'LL about the law. When they
found the republicans had ubeyed it..
they hurredly compiled u report and
flied ii. The republican report shows
receipts of $780, largely made up OF
assessments on the candidates. The
democrats report receiving Sl.s2T,
nearly all of it coming from candi-
dates. Senator Hitchcock. with $3.50,
and Governor Morehetsl, with 5000,
head the list
Missouri Valley times. [volume] (Missouri Valley, Iowa) 1874-1931, 1914-10-22
South America.

Tho people OF South America are
people of great and brilliant possibili-
ties. The leading man. perhaps, in the
last Hague conference Was a Brazit-
Ian. Among the common people there
are immense possibilities OF undevel
oped character and service SO de-
clares a religious leader.
Whore in the world will you find
a more patriotic people," he contin
ues.
Where in the world will you find
people who have been as willing as
the South American people have been
for 100 years to die for great ideas
and for great causes and for great per
sonal loyalties?
They lie at our door today these
forty million people, awaiting at our
hand the help that is to make of them
great and powerful nations. and to
enable them to discharge their duty of
service to the world"
Missouri Valley times. [volume] (Missouri Valley, Iowa) 1874-1931, 1914-10-22
FRANK LAvELLE SAYS
he KIDNAPPED farmer
AT VALLEY JUNCTION
Makes Confession, duplicating
Wegener, Missing Liquor
Dealer, In Crime.


Des Moines. la, Oct. ~. Frank
i.avelc, held for the robbery of Charles
II. Ashworth, wealthy Glover Hills
farmer made complete confession at
the county Jail yesterday afternoon TO
his attorney. Earl De Ford.
The prisoner admits that he ab1uct
cd Answorth; that he bound him hand
aud foot in a vacant buileinp al valley
function ON d1ctnh,.r q ana mn, he
r,,,,,.1 ~; ~ -, 80, 80. e. onn5
~, l,.l,, 10 M,ilc . ~
re 'tSscflS, however, liitt ne WORKED
under he direction and only as the tool
Of another man and that the man was
l.d Wcgener missing Valley Junction
s;,loonist
Aruly ~ ,s,,,,..., ,,,.,,,..a,,,s,li,., tbe
a.,,I, ,a ~. ~. ,9'n,,,.,
, ,''iu spuucI,'!i VI .H,aiie . 49, ~ -, -
tiF'fru up bN l.aNeiiN $ confession. n
~ ,;tiiper cot revolver which l-lN@iie
Used has been found and is now in
possession Of Mr.. DE Fora
The $500 diamond ring Iaveilc
..tnnl,. f,,,,s yy,G.,,,,,. ,,,,,.;,1, ,bn Iinla
-, ,,'.,,si, 'a,..,sf,,g ~
49,, 't''.s,,''.''
Missouri Valley times. [volume] (Missouri Valley, Iowa) 1874-1931, 1914-10-22
STATE AUDITOR THINKS
tiE HAS BRIAN'S GOAT

Lincoln. Neh.. Oct n. Auditor
Howard is of the opinion that at last
h has captured Insurance Commits
soner l.rians angora. The two have
iieen 4, outs since the forced trans
fer of The department. from the audi
toys hands.
In collecting the now famous funds
for insane Auditor Howard finds that
Eoone county Iirian's former home
owes Sa.Sa, principal and Sl00S4 in
terest as its share of the claim. but
h" finds hat levies were once made
for the purpose of paying these claims
off. The county officials circunn-
vented the h;lf-hearted effort of some
auditor years ago to collect the
amount and ordered all of the pro-
cccds from the leves transferred to
The general fund. And Auditor Howard
says that the officials twisted public
funds. Tie has found that during
some of the time this process was
undergone Mr.. Brian was county
commissioner of Boone county and
then county treasurer. So he thinks
he has ii on Mr.. Brian in good shape.
Missouri Valley times. [volume] (Missouri Valley, Iowa) 1874-1931, 1914-10-22
CORONER INVESTIGATES
DEATH OF SMALL 30

Lincoln, Neb. Oct 2l-Coroner
Matthews is investigating the sudden
death of little George Reel. aged
Years. who expired a short time after
he had complained of being i'll. TIL"
coroner suspects that some drug clerk
who sold a bottle Of medicine to the
mother and from which she had Civ
en- the boy a dose or two before his
death. may have made a mistake and
included poison therein. He is having
an analysis made of the medicine. The
mother thinks that the boys death was
caused by eating green apples a lot
Of be nnripc fruit had been stored in
the cellar and the boy. who had COM
planned of stomach ache. admitted HAY
ing eaten some of them The doctor
who was called said he was unable to
tell what had caused death.
Missouri Valley times. [volume] (Missouri Valley, Iowa) 1874-1931, 1914-10-22
Preferred His Crouch.

A landlord, returning home after an
absence of several weeks, saw one of
his tenants sitting on Il stone wall
whistling merrily. The moment that
he greeted him, however, the man
scowled and began abusing him
Why, what's the matter. P;lto" he
asked
Matter is it," was the answer
Matter enough, when Your stheward
is afther evicting me, bad luck to
him."
"Evicted you? What for2"
The old liar pretended me cabin
wanted repairing. and as Oh wouldn't
let him, shure he put me out
Never mind" said the landlord Il
hear the cottage you have always
wanted is vacant and III let you have
that at the same rent
No. thanking Your honor said
Pat. Il couldn't think of it,
but why not9 What is to hinder
you?"
NO, your honor. was the reply.
Old rather have me grievance
Missouri Valley times. [volume] (Missouri Valley, Iowa) 1874-1931, 1914-10-22
CHARGES AT
SOUTH OMAHA STOCK Wards

Lincoln, Neb.. Oct 2l.-The state
railway commission is hearing the COM
plant of representatives OF the NebraS-
la Farmers cooperative association
against the charges made by the Union
4ardage on hogs. now costing cents,
was the first matter taken up. The
demand is for Il reducation to cents
head. Secretary Shorthill, of the far
mers association. testified that his in
vestgation showed that the company
would earn Il reasonable sum on cents
a head. and that the earnings on hog
pens are higher than those on the pens
used for other live stock while the cost
of handling is less. He said that 6
cents Was all that is charged at Kan
sas City, Kan. where the same number
of animals are handled.
Missouri Valley times. [volume] (Missouri Valley, Iowa) 1874-1931, 1914-10-22
A NURSE TAKES
DOCTORS ADVICE
And i. Restored to Health by
Lydia E. Pinkham's Veg
etable Compound.

Euphemia, Ohio. -" Because of total
ignorance of how to care for myself
when verging into womanhood, and from
taking cold when going to school, suf-
fered from a displacement, and each
month | had severe pains and nausea
which always meant lay off from work
for two to four days from the time |
was 16 years old
81 went To Kansas TO live with my sis
ter ard while there a doctor told me of
the Pinkhanl remedies but did not use
them then as my faith in patent medi-
cnes was limited After my sister died
came homo to Ohio to live and that
has been my home for the last Is wears.
"TheChangc Of Life came when was
a. years old and about this time saw
my physical condition plainly described
in one Of your advertisements Then [
began using Lydia Z. Pinkham's Veg
etable Compound and / cannot tell you
or any one the relici it gave me in the
tirs5 three months 1t put me right
whore ! fiesa not lay off every north
and dgejag sAe Inst IS wears have not
pailiNu tw9deilafs taa Qoctor, and havs
beeu 3.e Wiz eciien5 health fora wo-
wea ald caa thank Lydia
E.l..s.. as gsfable gomp3nld lorit.
ne tn thaa@eai i4ifeis over i
haYf eaN at2rnltg hllise ard being
wh0 ng / c2@Aot over
estgn v9i@ of gooe; hea!th
llsEe aec& = comfortable little
ha.a ast 7 sewing and nursing.
Missouri Valley times. [volume] (Missouri Valley, Iowa) 1874-1931, 1914-10-22
SHERIFF ARRESTED FOR
AUTOMOBILE SPEEDING

Lincoln. Neb.. Oct. 21.-Sheriff Hyers,
of Lancaster county. has fallen vic
tim To the activity OF Chief Malone
against specders. The sheriff says he
was posting election notices and wasn't
going fast in his automobile. The chief
says that Flyers was conveying three
other republican candidates for office
into town and was going 40 miles an
hour. The chief and the sheriff have
clashed several times about their jur
isdiction. and the best of feeling does
not exist. The sheriff did not appear
in court when he was supposed to be
there. and the chief says If he does not
show up he will send an officer after
him.
Missouri Valley times. [volume] (Missouri Valley, Iowa) 1874-1931, 1914-10-22
TO ENFORCE
Law IN SCHOOL TOWN
keep MARSHAL BUSY
Neither speeders Nor Students
Can Run Riot When soren-
son Is At the Helm.


Lincoln. Neb., Oct 21.-Marshal sor-
enson. whose activity towards the
speeders in University Place has made
him the center of a town row, is again
in the limelight. Last night some high
school boys, to annoy him. began roll
ing empty barrels along cement side
walk.
The marshal could not catch any of
the culprits. but when Ed Banev. is
years of age, refused to move on the
marshal hit him with Il club until he
was rendered unconscious. a crowd
of men and boys chased the marshal
with bricks. one OF which hit him be-
hind the ear and made it necessary for
hiin To ha taken TO bed.
PaneE's father has asked for war
rants for the marshal's arrest. and the
marshal says h. will cause several ar
rests when he gets ont The town is
again torn into factions
Missouri Valley times. [volume] (Missouri Valley, Iowa) 1874-1931, 1914-10-22
Same as Beinu AWAY.

Neighbours Little Girl When did
you get back. Mrs. Browne? Did you
have nice time?
Neighbor Why, haven't been
away, my dear
Haven't you, reallys I'm sure /
heard mother say YOU and Mr.. Browne
had been at Ioggerheads for week."
National Monthly
Missouri Valley times. [volume] (Missouri Valley, Iowa) 1874-1931, 1914-10-22

I. MAS young Mrs Rohillsons FIRST
dinner party and she Was suffering all
tlle usual tsnrors OF tho inexperienced
hostess.
However tie cook rose to the occa-
sion $plenaidiY. and. 81 far as the din-
nel itself WAS concerned Mrs. Robin-
SON was delighted
The on! nv in iie ointment was
Iale. Jale WAS the new lsrlor maid.
81" MAS slow, clumsy ANA her waiting
WIS bad. But in addition to thejn
,taults she insisted On keeping her
mouth wide open
TINS 50 got on Mrs Rohlnson's
nerves that at last She exclaimed:
"Janc Your mouth is wide open"
Jane withdrew her gaze from the
ceiling and Said. looking down With a
cherry smile
4 know it is mann opened it
my soil -
Missouri Valley times. [volume] (Missouri Valley, Iowa) 1874-1931, 1914-10-22

Judge Miller. manual labor am
we'll ard hearty and weigh about
200 pounds. feel very grateful that
found Dodds Kidney pills and you
may publish this letter if gou wish. l
am serving my third term as Probate
Judge OF Cray Co. Yours truly,
PHILIP MILLER cimarron Kan
Correspond with Judge Miller about
this wonderful remedy
Dodds ll.dney pills SOC per box at
your dealer or poads Medicine Co,
Buffalo. y. Y. Write for Household
Hints. also music OF National Anthem
(ltnelish and German Words and re.
cipes for dainty dishes All 5 sent free.
ADV.
Missouri Valley times. [volume] (Missouri Valley, Iowa) 1874-1931, 1914-10-22
Municipal Cold STORAGE.

Cleveland. O.. has great munich
pal cold storage plant. Here the
housewife may store eggs, butter or
apples, when the prices are lowest, for
use when prices become prohibitive
Here, also are cold storage lockers
for which retail merchants pay five
dollars month Wholesale dealers
also use much space. The plant has
one machine with a cooling capacity
of 30 tons OF ice day, but 6O-ton-a
day machine is being installed, and
the size of the warehouse is being
doubled.
Missouri Valley times. [volume] (Missouri Valley, Iowa) 1874-1931, 1914-10-22
ONE DEAD, TWO INJURED
BY POWDER EXPL OSIOu

Newton, Ia Oc, u Arthur Bang
hart. clectrcisn in the employ OF the
rlt% of Newton. is dead, his 3 Year old
child fatally injured and his wife suf-
.tcrins from serious hurt; as the result
~ The premature explosion of 20
pounds of gunpowder in thp cellar of
bis house yesterday
Bailghart had lined up AN electric
Wire preparatory to discharge the
powder for the purpose of making more
excavation in the cellar, Before he was
ready the switch WAS turned in some
unknown manner and the powder WAS
instantly discharged He was blown
clear out OF the cellar and killed in
st;tniiS, while his wiir and child who
Mere Watching his operations just out
side the rellarway Were blown several
yards and picked UP tcrribl. manslcd
from llNing debris The house was
parli:sllN Mreckel
Missouri Valley times. [volume] (Missouri Valley, Iowa) 1874-1931, 1914-10-22
Pcoe List.e Orphan.

Mice .Iayce srar OF motion pictures.
had IN. expo ieMce with 9 lutte negro
girl few DAYS ago %hicli brings q
chuckle Whenever it IS repeated
Miss joyce Was On her way home
after an arduous days work. y little
colored girl crying against a telegraph
pole aroused her sympathy The
charming sta. approached the girl and
inquired the cause OF the trouble. The
child replied that her aunt had just
driven her from the house
Where is your father asked Miss
Joyce
"Nevah had no pappy was the re
Missouri Valley times. [volume] (Missouri Valley, Iowa) 1874-1931, 1914-10-22
BOAT NOT SUNK.

The Hague (via Lendon Oct. 21,-
Rumors yesterday that the Holland
American liner Potsdam, had struck
mine in the North sea were unbound
ed The POtsdafn is at her dock in
Rotterdam. where she arrived last week
and is expected to sail tonight fol
America
Missouri Valley times. [volume] (Missouri Valley, Iowa) 1874-1931, 1914-10-22
TAXPAYERS LEAGUE TO
FIGHT VOTING MACHINES

l)es Moincs. la. Oct 21-At meet
ing of the Taxpayers league, resolu-
lions condcmning the use of voting
machines. were passed. 1t WAS the
opinion of members present that all
most everyone except the professional
politician is opposed to the, machines.
The committee was authorized To
bring suits upon their bond or for re-
moval from office against all officials
tralian ballot. Hundreds Of petitions
will be circulated and public meetinH
Of protest held all over the city.
Missouri Valley times. [volume] (Missouri Valley, Iowa) 1874-1931, 1914-10-22
TIE Biaaest Jackknife.

Larry Mount a policeman of New
Britain. Conn, has completed, after
four years work. what is believed to
be the largest iackknite in the world
Y is feet inches long when open
and feet 2l2 inches when closed. and
ile larsl. hlnGn il. lil4 inches Mian
Missouri Valley times. [volume] (Missouri Valley, Iowa) 1874-1931, 1914-10-22
Happens in Real Life.

Tell me, honestly. said the novel
reader to the novel writer, did you
ever sec a woman who stood and
tapped the floor iinpatently with her
toe for several moments, as you de-
SCRIBE"
Yes, was The thoughtful reply y
did once"
Who was she9"
"A clog dancer
Missouri Valley times. [volume] (Missouri Valley, Iowa) 1874-1931, 1914-10-22

me. Ny head ached constantly, ana
at times had high fever and bleed
ing at the, nose. was q perfect
wreck.
~ tried several doctors, but derived
no relief. read in one Of your Lit.
tie booklets. called Ills Of Life of
Peruna being remedy for catasrf.
and procured a bottle at once. After
the use Of one bottle felt some bet.
ter, SO tried the second and the
third. and now am we'll man"
Missouri Valley times. [volume] (Missouri Valley, Iowa) 1874-1931, 1914-10-22
He Felt Ii.

The man in the thin summer coat
shrugged his shoulders and shivered,
and finally said to the man across the
aisle:
1T approaches, don't ito"
Yes, sir, it do was the reply
It's in the air."
Yes, sir
1T makes one SILVER
1T do, sir
Did you understand me when |
said it approached
You meant the autumn, l took it,"
Glad TO meet a man of intelli-
gence:"
but am not man of intelli-
gence, sir On the contrary, l haven't
the sense of bull calf knew what
you meant because l was ass enough
to pawn my overcoat in May, and
won't be able to raise three dollars
to get it out before next July. Yes,
sir it approaches, and it's in the air.
Yes, sir, and be hanged to it. sir.
Missouri Valley times. [volume] (Missouri Valley, Iowa) 1874-1931, 1914-10-22

The female of the species may get
a vote. but the male continues TO pay
the freight.