The mirror. (Stillwater, Minn.) 1894-1925, 1914-09-17
IL endennis' Chat.


On Things Material mnateria Humorous and Otherwise
The safety first idea did not reach Europe in time The
present would be bad time the
war zone Why not wait until the difficulties fit OUT?
Shorthand is blessing to the who spell
vpeWre a en @ M genius would invent
write good English our happiness would be complete
The movie that we like the best in here the film that
pictures the humorous and provoking
Then we for the time forget what might have and drown
the blues in hearty laughter.
Some ago. before the beginning of the tango era
wore dresses now they wear gowns and rocks Per-
aps the change from the be upodate
IN alt things But cannot convince the old fashioned bache
lor that a frOck or a gown a dress.
Pendenns has been infcng his peculiar handwriting
spelling and grammar the printer for long time Often
he has wondered how the typo ever managed to get the stuff
into print But knows The editor gves his COW to
the best printer in the shop and the typo being good fellow
does the rest. Thanks.
The commission form of municipal government is
representative form of When the people
change from representative
proxy they are surrenderng of the basic principles of
the Federal union idea of government
The books provided for the of Chauauqua Circle
the best to be had for the work When again
lar sessions there need follow hard and fast
OF study lhe subject matter of the books is diversified and
will permit of large in subject selection. Good and
progressive papers will follow their
War brings the many remote towns and places into
publicity Every day Pendenns reads of battle occurring
the vicinity Of TOM the name of which unknown
MIN before How little one knows Of the world these
days OF the rapid spread of knowledge.
Pendennis afraid that Uncle Sam becoming
his attitude toward the European Just bit critical
Now as matter OF pure unadulteraed truth would the
for fighting? Let condemn other nations doing
what we as a nation would do under provocation.
Errors grammar always be considered as bad
English. Sometimes they the individual
personal expression in the vagares of prolific language
Now the for beneactors great courage pursue
and smte the maefactors of great who
cused of boosting the price of food.
usually the hobbies politicians wish to give
their pet Ideas publicity.
cause the people of Mexico are not capable of self
This fact is evident and pertinent, patudes
the contrary Notwithstanding.
No hundred of men, be he or they i'm
perasic could have led the German empire into Car
toonsts and critics ampooning the Germans without
rect of the real issues The not made
in Germany.
the retail price of sugar is increased oneourh
because of the somebody getting rakeof Somebody
The nations at have been exporting to the United
States twenty-five millions worth of annually about
onefourth of this country demand The entire scheme of
making special price necessities is full of sham and
imposition There is reasonable limit but beyond that the
dealers should not be permitted to extend their prices
Fact figures and general information the available sup
ply food within the reach of all who desire the knowledge
The finest compliment the splendid game the Green Sox
played with the Simonets from man who is in the
game the ousdea who KNOWS baseball He said: Il
surprised the prison play such good
That big pitcher has got something the ball. You must
remember that the Smone have been beating of the best
the They play fast ball. That big pitcher kept
them guessing all the way through the game"
Pendennis the game he knows something about the
game The SmOnets done their BEST The Green SOx
the game kept visitors busy from start to- finish
When one consideration the pecularites that
the of Albania, William of Wied