Connecticut western news., 1914-11-26
The Wurra Wurra Club

of mysticism. Chats a new one, and maybe some one will pretend to know what it means-we don't It's no fool job to dig up a new kind of a night every week, md keep it up as long as the nights ke coming) But really, it was a queer sort of night, in some ways-that out-of-doors, where it was night all night long. Of course in | the house it Il ay have been otherwise, unless one got into the wrong house, where the witchery of mysticism was a part of the domestic economy. That is one thing abC ut the witchery of mysti- cism that we have no use for, yet such is the credulity of human nature that when it is confronted with the mystic, that is, the occult, or superstition, or the uncanny, like graveyard ghost, or the funny things you think you see after an incorporate and disgraceful drunk, which is immoral aud not only makes holes in the lining of the sar- cophagus, or military canal leading to the abdomen, but also counteracts the self-respect of friends and the Sabbath School, as follows: "Oh, how love the Sabbath School, and my teacher kind and true," which is a lovely thought, or idea, or inspiration of the brain, or cranium, or head, such as "Go up thy bald head" who congregate in numbers annually each year for what is known as banquet feast, to wit: "The high cost of living" and promotes the in- digestive organs, of which there are two, namely, the lights and the gall stones, sometimes called the appendicitis or cramps, a summer complaint of which swimn CTS have great many of them, which often prove unsuccessful unless the water is very shallow indeed! Therefore the president, Mir. Dave Walters, opened the meeting in the usual form, and the minutes were read by James Graney. MT. Henry Wellner sang the Opening Ode, accompanied by Deputy Sheriff Rhoades on his sub- poena. after which the chair said he was resigned to anything that nigh happen, from motion to adjourn by Ed. Warner, to the reading of chapter from the Statutes by MT. Ford.
 MT. Warner rose and said he would like to ask if the chairman of the con- mittee on hoof and mouth disease was roady to report. MT. John Sheridan got up and stated that as a member of that committee he would say the chair man, MT. Lew Hester, was unable to be present, but that he had heard MT. Hester say that in the neighborhood of the power plant the hoof the mouth disease was dying out, especially the mouth disease. Since the campaign closed he hi dn't observed any rabid symptoms of it.
 MT. DeHart rose to a question of per sonal privilege He said he wanted to suggest to the leader of the "horning" band that the next time that musical organization is called out to serenade pair of newly-weds they leave their cannon out of the musical menu. "It's bad enough" said he, ito be obliged to listen to the hideous screaming of panic. c.stricken rse-fddle in the neigh borhood of a newly returned bride and groom, without being thrown into fits by bombardment of heavy artillery to give the impression that the Rus sians and Austrians have arrived to fight it out. :" The chair said he would see about it, and asked if anybody else had anything else to offer. "If not" said he, i've will listen to the causes for thankfulness on the part of mem- bers, at this festive Thanksgiving sea. son. For my own part, l am thankful that the price of salt is no higher"
 MT. Dempsey said he was thankful "that the ice cream season is only five months away"
 MT. Holsapple: "That the banquet season is drawing near"
 John Graves, representative-elect: "That the nominating caucus made a good guess.
 Justice George w. Ford: "That it was no worse. '"
 Henry R. Whitford: "That wasn't the only one in the boat"
 J. Clinton Roraback: "That I don't allow myself to get interested in poli- tics.''
 Al Hugins: "That the fire company will have a chance to show the Harlem | Valley organization how to do the hos pitality stunt up brown, next year. "
 Landlord Frank A. Baker: "That the ' hotel fire didn't happen later ill the season.
 Bert Brewer: "That I didn't put it [ off till was older" "
 Jerome Root: "That I'm alive"
 The fat member: "That it's time t | adjourn an go home, so we won't haf , t hear no more O this dunn foolish ness." Acting on this cue, the chair declared the meeting adjourned.
 Some of these editors that are trying to explain the meaning of election