davidaulloa/AmericanStories huggingface dataset:
Semi-weekly herald., 1914-07-30

Somewhere between the pointing
with pride of the Democrats and the
viewing with alarm of the Republi-
cans you may get line on the real
situation.
Semi-weekly herald., 1914-07-30

The Shaffer papers can do Colorado
much good in the way of advertising,
providing they will cut out interviews
with Lindsey. St. John, Sinclair and
many others Of similar character.
Semi-weekly herald., 1914-07-30

Col. Gosthals l. an invsterate cigar.
cite smoker. which will disappoint the
wiid-eyed and narrow-minded who
classify cigarettes with the opium
nabit. However, let truth prevail.
Semi-weekly herald., 1914-07-30

The French courts know how to
push murder cases. In this country
one like that now occupying the at
tention Of the world would last six
weeks or two months.
Semi-weekly herald., 1914-07-30

Next September will be celebrated
tne centennial of the writing Of the
national anthem, "The Star Spangled
Banner" And many continue to
Know X the tune, while no one knows
the words.
Semi-weekly herald., 1914-07-30

Tom Patterson for tho support Of the
United Mine Workers. We said Pro-
gressives. but we should say Costi-
gan because he is the whole cheese
in what remains Of the party in Colo
rado 30 far as state issues are con-
cernsd.
Semi-weekly herald., 1914-07-30

You may have heard from time to
time during the Caillaux trial, or even
before. that the French are an emo
tional people. The bromides are over
worked . good deal.
Semi-weekly herald., 1914-07-30

! Frank F. Goudy is the most avail
able man so far mentioned for gov
ernor on any ticket. He is q tru
Coloradoan.
Semi-weekly herald., 1914-07-30

Close upon the announcement that
Independence, Mo-, had gone dry,
kentucky distillers agreed to make
1o,ooV'ooo gallons less whisksy this
year. People didn't know things were
Is bad ~ thst at Independence.
Semi-weekly herald., 1914-07-30

Them A. has gifts" After hav-
ing one Of the finest collection of
medals and honors Of any living
man, Colonel Cocktails has Just had
. bean named for him.
Semi-weekly herald., 1914-07-30

You will recall that Huerta said
ne would go down fighting, indicat-
ing that even the Indian with his teci-
turn traits, may sometimes talk too
much.
Semi-weekly herald., 1914-07-30

40 sane person can give . logical
lAson Why Thomas should b. sndors-
81 = oy IA Plata county To- succeed him.
.sm' lne pensera&s OF Tie county
w p for Nertin dn tAs primsri..
~ fos ~ RepuhKean norainse n
1Aomas wins. :
Semi-weekly herald., 1914-07-30

We learn from Golfers that the
president isn't much of golf play
er. Thus, bit by bit, one CLEANS much
information of important events.
Semi-weekly herald., 1914-07-30

Kansas must chuckle over New
York's having to spend $4,000 in
fighting, grasshoppers, thinks the ST
Louis Globe Democrat.
Semi-weekly herald., 1914-07-30

Huerta is said to be on the best
terms with his mother-in-law, al
though he is no longer in q position
to bluff many people.
Semi-weekly herald., 1914-07-30

Il Is misnomer to refer to the
ticket named at Colorado Springs last
week as the Bull Mooses or Progress
sives. 1t is Costigan ticket pure
and simple.
Semi-weekly herald., 1914-07-30

Husrta abdicatsd the dictatorship
but there Il nothing in the dispatches
to indicate that he has quite his booze
fighting.
Semi-weekly herald., 1914-07-30

II we were an American fighter,
we should not choose to fight in
London, which seems to be the resi-
dencs Of celebrated jinx.
Semi-weekly herald., 1914-07-30

Huerta sailed away with cigar
cite in his hand, and, if reports are
true, with six million dollars for
"makings" in his suit case.
Semi-weekly herald., 1914-07-30

Speaking Of the transatlantic
flight do you recall when Walter
Wellman made his, famous journey
to the North Pole in . balloon
Semi-weekly herald., 1914-07-30

Corn Il now being imported from
Japan, which will no doubt make the
corn farmsrs rejoice in the benefcient
provisions Of the Underwood tariff
law.
Semi-weekly herald., 1914-07-30

Thomas should hasten to Durango
and look after his political fences. His
newspaper and federal appointee have
not made good.
Semi-weekly herald., 1914-07-30

Enthusiasm Is . great institution,
but don't let It lead you to bet that
Clifford Pinchot will bs elected sena
tor Of Pennsylvania.
Semi-weekly herald., 1914-07-30

The east sizzled again last week.
While some Of the days are trifle
hot we always snuggle under blan-
ket or two at night.
Semi-weekly herald., 1914-07-30

zapata's troops, it is said, menace
the water supply Of the City of Mex
leo. But the Mexicans don't use
much water.
Semi-weekly herald., 1914-07-30

Boulder county Progressives arc
not the kind to be led by paid at
tornsys Of the United Mine Work
ers. They baked.
Semi-weekly herald., 1914-07-30
NOTICE.

The next regular county teachers
examination will be held Aug. 20 and
21, 1914, at the court house in Du-
range.
FLORENCE SALABAR,
County Superintendent.
First Publication July 2, 1914.
Last Publication Aug. 10, 1914.
Semi-weekly herald., 1914-07-30

The big ditch-Panama canal--will
be opened to commerce the 18th of
August.
Semi-weekly herald., 1914-07-30
Mrs. Laiferty should have been CIV
en- position on the Costigan ticket.

The Thomas forces in La Plata
county are nil.
Semi-weekly herald., 1914-07-30

BERLIN, July 2s.-The city is ex-
cited. Large bodies Of troops in field
Uniform and equipment, marched the
streets, causing tremendous patriotic
demonstrations. Officials declared the
movement was not significant but the
public does not believe it.
The government forbade street
demonstrations.
Semi-weekly herald., 1914-07-30

VIENNA, July 27.-The Servian
army is mobilizing. The government
abandoned Belgrade and the city is
nearly deserted. Montenegro and
Greece are expected to send $4,000
to 100000 troops each to Ser
Was aid. Austria Is practically un-
der martial law. Troops seized the
wires, and railroad business was vir-
tually suspended because Of the gen.
eral mobilization order. a.
Semi-weekly herald., 1914-07-30

m R1ssssssa-.s ~ vsslas With
Semi-weekly herald., 1914-07-30

Austria and Servia and will not
spread to other European nations.
Semi-weekly herald., 1914-07-30
(From Tuesdays Daily.)

LONDON, July 2s.--It is reported
here, in Paris and In Berlin that Aus
trians have crossed the Danube. The
Austrian embassy ut Paris received
word that two army corps occupied
Belgrade without rssistancs. Accord
ing to an unofficial report an Aus
trian detachment invaded Servia at
Mitrovitz and the Servians were re-
treating.
Vienna officially announced thai
eight army corps had been mobiliz-
ed.
London. and the continental mar
kets are again weak. 1t is reported
that the Russian foreign minister
Sazonoff. ia urging Servia to adopt
a plan he submitted whereby Ser
via will yield to Austria, simultane.
ously preserving Servian sovereignty.
Semi-weekly herald., 1914-07-30

NIsH, servia, July 2s.-The gov
eminent announced that the Austrians
captured the Ssrvian steamer Deli.
grad at Ordhau.
Semi-weekly herald., 1914-07-30

BERLIN. July 2s.-Dispatches de-
claring that Russia declared war on
Austria are discredited. Newspapers
are refusing to use them.
Semi-weekly herald., 1914-07-30

VIENNA, Jul y17.-Servians dyna-
mited the railroad bridge across the
Saver river at Semlin, where the Aus
trian troops are massing. The re-
ports that Servians fired on boats car
rying Austrian troops have been con-
firmed. The Austrians replied and
q hot engagement followed. The out
come is not known.
1t is reported a battle is in prog
ress ut the mouth Of the Temes river
in east Belgrade.
Semi-weekly herald., 1914-07-30

PARIS, July 27.-President Poin-
care is rushing back to Paris from
Scandinavia. French reservists have
been ordered to be ready to mobilize
at quick notice.
Semi-weekly herald., 1914-07-30

BERLIN, July 27.-The kaiser
rushed here this afternoon in a spe-
cial train from Keil, having cut short
his cruise in the Norwegian waters
The crown prince and the cabinet met
him at the station and all went to
Potsdam for war conference.
Europe believes the issue Of peace
lies with the kaiser and he is expect
ed to urge peaceful adjustment OF
difficulties.
A remarkable reception was given
the kaiser when he arrived. Thou
sands thronged the streets cheering
him and the crown prince, singing
~Die Wacht Am Rhein."
General Moltks, chief Of the staff
also returned. 1t Is reported he may
order n general mobilization Of the
army.
Semi-weekly herald., 1914-07-30

BERLIN, July 28.-The kaiser or
dered the crown prince to remain at
Toppot, the seaside resort seven miles
from Danzig, where the prince has
been playing tennis recently. 1t is
understood that the kaiser fears that
II the prince comes to Berlin, the war
fever may lead him to some indis-
Greet act involving Germany in war.
Representatives Of big banks are
conferring regarding the runs on the
saving banks which continue.
Semi-weekly herald., 1914-07-30

BERLIN, July 2S.-Austria today
formally declared war on Servia,
Troops are massing on the border
and the reservists are pouring into
Austria from Germany, preparing to
invade Servia. Austrian warships
and transports are moving across the
Danube. 1t is officially announced the
occupation Of Belgrade is expected
soon.
The formal declaration of war fol-
lowed the rejection Of the proposals
of British foreign minister Gray for
mediation. Austria and Germany re.
fused to mediate the issue between
Austria and Servia. Both left way
for further negotiations regarding
the localization of the war but Aus
tria would not submit to the ambas-
sadorial conference here demands on
Servia. This stand tied Germany's
hands.
Semi-weekly herald., 1914-07-30

WASHINGTON. d. c.. July 27.--
The president declared today that
America will not NEEDLE with Euro
pean politics ~ . result Of the Ser
via-Austrian imbroglio. He told Wis
itors It would BE- unwiss to discuss
European developments while the
crisis Il pending. The president BE-
lisves tAat war win b confined to
Semi-weekly herald., 1914-07-30

LONDON, July 2s.-The Servian
legation here was officially notified
that the -Austrians captured two Ser
Wan vessels at Kocevar.
Semi-weekly herald., 1914-07-30

CHICAGO. July 2S.-Ths board Of
trade was wildly excited when tie
announcement was made that Aus
tria had declared war. Wheat imme-
diately jumped six cents . bushel.
Semi-weekly herald., 1914-07-30

NEW YORK, July 2S.-Prices
crumbled on the stock exchange as
soon as war was announced and an
enormous number of shares were
sold. The Canadian Pacific touched
1857. eighteen points below yestsr-
days closing. Other stock was al
most ~ weak.
Governors Of exchanges at Mon
treal and. Toronto this afternoon clos
ed temporarily because Of the bad
slump in prices A. result Of the
war.
Semi-weekly herald., 1914-07-30

CHICAGO. July 2S.-Wheat closed
over nine cents above the opening
price. A wild stampede occurred at
the close.
Newark evening star and Newark advertiser. [volume] (Newark, N.J.) 1909-1916, 1914-05-02
MONDAY. NAY 4. 1919.

Jupiter, Neptune. Mercury and
Mars are all in benefic aspect during
this day. but at evening Venus is
strongly adverse. Astrology finds II
an suspicious time for business
transactions. journeys and large
plannings for future success in pro-
fessional or political lines of work.
Under Jup ter's kindly sway schol-
ars univers ty stud nts. college pro-
, fessors. LAWYERS and all men of sound
judgment should prosper
Ministers and church dign itaries OF
every rank are benefited while this
configuration prevails, the seers de-
clare
Bankers are subject to a leading
held to augur well for their increase
of wealth. Large loans to foreign
countries are indicated.
The planets today are supposed TO
be exceedingly helpful to athletes.
Baseball players have a lucky omen,
especially those born between Feb
ruary 20 and March 20.
The good aspects of NEPTUNE incline
+ to success through deal'n In choice
food stuffs, canned fruits and table
delicacies. There is a lucky omen
for California products.
Shipping is under a fortunate sway
today Journeys by water should be
attended by fair weather and pleas
ant experiences.
There is a favorable ale for In
vestigati on and reasearch- Great dis
+ coveries in medicine are foreshad-
/ owed here in the United States. A
+ physician of the West will win fame
+ by a wonderful demonstration OF
! psychic conditions surrounding the
+ physical world, the seers predict.
\ London astrologer forecasts per-
+ plexities of an unexpected nature for
s the President of the United States.
/ who is believed to suffer from the fact
/ that the stars were not consulted be-
! fore the date of inauguration was
! chosen.
! A busy time for foreign manufac-
turers OF arms is predicted next
month. The twelfth and twenty
eighth are foreshadowed as critical
dates for Europe and Asia. s
Persons whose birthdate II is may
have a year of many anxieties but
men win find that business increases
i If they exert constant vigilance III
ness or disappointment in the family
/ circle is foreshadowed.
Children born on this day probably
/ will be exceedingly bright and clever.
| but they should guard against the
evil effects of temporary successes.
i These subjects Of Taurus should be
! generous. ambitious and Trustworthy.
They have as their principal ruling
planet Venus.
Newark evening star and Newark advertiser. [volume] (Newark, N.J.) 1909-1916, 1914-05-02

that he forgets to see things in the
dark after he has been put to bed.
Ills father and mother have gone
next door for the evening, and Sonny
Jim decides that he will see about old
Skinfiint So he slips out of bed,
arms himself with a dinner knife,
takes his dog, and finds his way TO
Pennyworth's door, where he throws
that old gentleman into a panic of
fear by ringing the bell. When Mr..
Pennyworth discovers that his late
caller is only small boy, and such
an irresistible one at that. he takes
him in his arms and cuddles him to
sleep until his terrified parents re-
ceive his telephone message and come
for him
As Sonny Jim snuggles sleepily into
his fathers arms he reaches one small
hand toward old Pennyworth. He
Newark evening star and Newark advertiser. [volume] (Newark, N.J.) 1909-1916, 1914-05-02

Soon Mrs. Hopkins came for her
and Mary thought though these peo-
pie might be insane. they. would let
her cook, and she could do that all
right But she was mistaken. Mrs.
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THE LATEST IN PHOTOPLAYS

Hopkins made her sit down in a chail
by the stove and talk while she hus
tied around and got the meal ready
Mary's fingers ached to be busv bu
it wasn't allowed, and she didn'
know what to make of it.
In the meantime the teacher. whc
had gone into the station. came out
and the cowboy seized her imme-
diately, bundled her into his buggy
and drove her off to his ranch. Here
she was turned over to Jack, who
unceremoniously turned the kitchen
over to her. with orders for supper
Now, El'nor Wilkins's profession had
to do with brains. not biscuits as had
her preparatory training. She didn't
know how TO get a meal for a bunch
of hungry men. and she sat down and
wept about 1t.
Jack discovered her woe, also her
charm, took pity on her. and helped
her out with her task, and between
them they served up quite a repast.
Then the truth came out. Elinor ex-
planned that she didn't know how 10
cook and that she had come out to
teach school. Jack saw light, then,
and took her over to Hopkins's to
exchange for his cook. On the way.
however. he and Miss wilkins fell so
rapidly in love that they stopped off
to be married.
When they arrived at Hopkins's
they found Sid very ready to make
the exchange, and Mary more than
ready, but the matrimonial entangle-
ment barred Miss Wilkins from peda-
gogic duties, so Mr.. Hopkins was
left still looking for teacher. He de-
cided elopement precautions were no
10 issxa1 fs,v- fan aIxy
old maid to fill the position.
"FRhID CAT"
--yitagraph.
Little Bobby Connolly, is irresisti-
bly, charming in this clever Sonny
Jim episode. He is just awfully
afraid of the dark, is Sonny Jim, and
he thinks that the going to bed in
vention wasn't worth inventing. Aft
er he has been kissed and tucked into
his crib and the light has been put
out he sees such a lot of things
floating around in the air which Shep
and his teddy bear don't keep away
at all and he cannot stay in bed.
Then the tuclSing has TO be done all
over again until the little boy is just
too sleepy to see things. Daddy Jim
and his mother try hard to teach
him not to be 'fraid cat" but he
doesn't learn rapidly.
Sonny Jim finds he has a great
many other things to learn, and he
keeps his small brain busy trying TO
understand all OF the queer things
grownups say. For instance, he is
badly puzzled when he hears his
father tell his mother Mat old Skin
flint Pennyworth wants to break
him. Sonny Jim remembers going
with his father to see old Slxinfiint
once, and he didn't try to break him
then.
This idea worries the child so much
Newark evening star and Newark advertiser. [volume] (Newark, N.J.) 1909-1916, 1914-05-02
Too Often.

George AIDE in his quality Of cynical
bachelor said at the Chicago Athletic
Club:
II was sitting with a little girl of
eight the other afternoon. She looked
up from her Hans Andersen and said:
Does mirage spell marriage,
Mr.. Ade?'
Yes. my child. said l. "-Exchange.
Newark evening star and Newark advertiser. [volume] (Newark, N.J.) 1909-1916, 1914-05-02

wouldn't break you. Daddy Jim." he
murmared softly; hes a nice cd
man"
Daddy Jim and Pennyworth look
into each others eyes across the
sleeping lad. and they both know
that Sonny Jim need not worry on
their account any more.
Newark evening star and Newark advertiser. [volume] (Newark, N.J.) 1909-1916, 1914-05-02
"A Mix-Up on the Plains
SeIig.

Sid Hopkins, silk hated admins
traitor of the western villages affairs
was much perturbed to discover thai
the school teacher. who lived at his
house, had taken French leave and
eloped. A teacher must be had, so he
sent an advertisement to a city pa
per for one. Over at the Sawyer
shack there was lack of woman's
cooking. and consequent confusion for
the hungry men folks, so they de-
cided they would get a woman cook
and advertised in the same city paper
for one.
In the city two young women
scanned the advertising pages of the
Gazette. Each found something she
desired. Mary Mccarthy, whose mis-
sion in life was to cook, answered the
Sawyer advertisement post haste.
while Elinor wilkins. whose profess
sion was training the young idea
answered Sid Hopkinss. Then both
young women took the same train for
their different aims but common des-
tination.
In the village of Eaten there was
excitement in two places Sid Hop
kins determined that no more teach
HrS SnOuiU GiODe On DdnuSt 81 III
preparation for the coming of this
one he put bars on her windows. ac-
quired a pugnacious dog, which he
tied to the sill, and provided his
handy man with a gun and instruc-
tions to patrol the territory adjacent.
He called off the patrol temporarily.
however. to send the man to the sta
ton to meet the teacher. Jack Saw
yer sent his cowboy brother to escort
the cook home. The two men met
and retired for a little liquid refresh
ment the train arriving in their alb
sence.
When they rushed to the station
there was only one woman on the
platform, Miss Mary Mccarthy, and
the two men each claimed her, using
their fists as the final medium for
settling the argument. Hopkins's man
came out the victor snatched Miss
McCarthy's hand, and soon had her
in the buggy, driving rapidly home.
Arriving, she was escorted in friend
ly fashion to her room, where she
was speedily frightened by the win
dow bars, the fierce dog and the old
man outside with gun.
Soon Mrs. Hopkins came for her
and Mary thought though these peo-
pie might be insane. they would let
her cook, and she could do that all
right But she was mistaken. Mrs.
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EUening Star
Astrologer

COPYRIGHT, 1913
1.-The stars incline. but do not compel.
raxa

''The stars Incline. but do not compel
SUNDAY. MAY 8. 1914
Saturn is in benefic aspect today
while Uranus and Jupiter are strong
" adverse AstrelegeEa warn s.ss=
| and women to pass the day quietly
since the astral sway is conducive 70
mental and physical arrangement
Old persons should find the infiu-
ences favorable, however. since SAT-
urn's good influence is supposed to
| stimulate their energies and invigor-
ate their faculties. All who would
| seek favors from them may obtain
what is most desired by taking adj
vantage of today's opportunities, IL Il
said.
There is an especially favorable
/ rule for the study of economics and
| civic problems.
Jupiter's evil sway is held espe-
| cially unfortunate for dealings with
/ churches. charitable Organizations.
and philanthropists. Ministers may
meet unexpected obstacles in the way
| Of cherished reforms.
The stars. when posted as they are
/ today, are believed TO hs>ve dis
! turbing effect upon the liver and
| other organs of assimilation and d.
| gestion.
Uranus may operate to increase the
! restlessness of the mind and to pro-
| duce discomfort and unhappinese
| Unless the natives exercise self-con-
/ troll they are likely to be sarcastic.
! abrupt and eccentric. The rule is not
a happy one for domestic harmony
A London astrologer predicts that
August will be month of peril to
persons Of distinction in Europe
There is a threatening omen for
Italy. since the sun is close to the
parallel of Mars in the kings horo-
scope.
According to the seers many So
cialist and other demonstrations win
be made to impress the public mind
tgwith the cause of the UNEMPLOYED
| but these viii be merely campaign
| tactics to hide movements OF great
| moment to capital and labor.
There is an augury of bad luck for
a member of the Cabinet, who win
! discover that the stars are fighting
against him.
Persons whose birth date IL il
/ should not make any changes in the
coming year. The omen is threaten
2 ing and extra care win be required
+ to keep business affairs prosperous
Both men and women who are EN-.
/ ployed should be exceedingly cau-
tious
Children born on this day may exs
perience many changes during their
lives. They are likely to be restless
and discontinued. Carelessness In
/ money matters may be a leading
trait. Many orators belong to this
sign of Taurus
Newark evening star and Newark advertiser. [volume] (Newark, N.J.) 1909-1916, 1914-05-02

Miss Rose Tapley, who appears as
Isobel Moran in THE Memories that
Haunt" has had a busy stage life
since 1900. when she made her first
official appearance in a play in which
during the season she was called
upon to fill every womans part. Since
then she has played many roles in
many towns, spent two years in re-
tirement after her marriage, then be-
gan work in the Vitagraph studios,
where, as she expresses it, Il hope to
remain till the last curtain falls on
this drama called Life
Newark evening star and Newark advertiser. [volume] (Newark, N.J.) 1909-1916, 1914-05-02
The Janitor.

The janitor's a funny man.
AS you can plainly see.
Whene'er the weather it is warm
He makes il hot for me.
But when the chilling breeZes blow
l suffer with cold feet;
I've come to the conclusion he
Is "crazy with the heat"
-Yonkers Statesman.
Newark evening star and Newark advertiser. [volume] (Newark, N.J.) 1909-1916, 1914-05-02
Suspicious.

why are you SO angry with the
DOCTOR" asked Mr.. White of his wife
Because she replied, when told
him / had terribly tired feeling he
told me to show my tongue. Lip
nfncOtt's Magazine.
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HoRRoR-ScopE.

@kLLd bo7r>- TITS oLuN
r~o4 vosh~e1ut Ks rso-
theTs b>arPle, h>u-us'-bNxt
r<oYs llkeL4 u I'LL ~
h,e1Ik ks fokkezs bald
head--
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Definition.

Willy-Pa, what's an anomaly?
Colombian anomaly, sab. is a bed
of mint in prohibition territory
Pennsylvania Punch Bowl