The Leon reporter. (Leon, Iowa) 1887-1930, 1914-05-28
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On Sunday evening occurred thu
awful accident which 1 am about t.
describe, with grin on my face anc
big salty tear in each eye.
At the corner of Main and Com
mercial streets on the aforesaid even
ing very slow moving fast auto
driven by man with ten toes and
eight fingers struck our beloved
"Block" Woodland in them the ev.
ening in the middle of the road.
No one hurt, but they called Doc
Edgar Rowell to extract the splinters
out of the front fender.
Amt it sad? 2?
CUTE SAYINGS BY CUTE KIDS.
can't sit up cause, we'll cause
got pain.-"Dutch" Allbaugh.
For goodness sake let me alone
Mike Grogan.
Honestly the land down west of
Pleasanton is so poor that they have
to use fertilizer to make brick, but
they sure do raise some-chickens.
Fay Macy.
This lovin' stunt is all new to me.
Leland Ackerley.
I can't even say that word, let
alone pronounce it.-Charley Scott.
SPOHTS.
"Bloomers" beaten by "Anti-Suf-
fragettes," in twelve innings, whirl-
wind. Natural Gass umpire.
Batteries Maggie Scott and May
Belle Cooking for the "Bloomers; "
Weaver and Benefel, for the "Anti-
Suffragettes.
Challenge do hereby challenge
any man to game of checkers. Hazel
Mullins, 1913 champion
COMING EVENTS.
Prize tight for feather weight
championship: John Bunny Muck VS..
Tub Teale, June 81, 1914, in Opera
House, Leon, Iowa.
Foot race: Miss Sears and Mr..
Cooking, July 4, 1914, at Davis City
EDITORIAL.
Boost our School, boost old Leon.
Every member of Leon High School is
urged to keep in mind, that you are
a Leon man, a 100 per cent perfect
Fight for victories in your contests,
your football games, your baseball
games, and in your every day work.
Win an IL" and don't forget what
it stands for.
Girls, organize basket ball team,
and win an "L." You can do it,
sometime in the near future someone
will do it. Wouldn't you be proud to
say that you were among the first
girls to wear an IL" Sure you
would. know, as boy, that I am
proud to say II am one of Icons
IL" men, one of the first"
Subscribe for the Smile"
It's got 'em all beat a mile.
ARRESTED FOR CARRYING CON-
CEALED WEAPONS.
George Chastain was arrested Sat
urday night for carrying concealed
weapons When taken before the
mayor and searched nothing was
found excejt a cake of yeast. The
mayor fined him ten dollars and
costs. George got mad and told him
that yeast cake wasn't a concealed
weapon. The mayor said that it was
a kind of raiser. George told him
to hand over the yeast cake and he'd
go out and see if he could raise the
dough.
Very smart boy, this George!
PUBLIC SALE.
will sell at auction the follow
ing property, to-wit, from the ros-
trum of the Assembly room on Sep
TENDER 7th, 1914, by de clock.
25 seats, which were left vacated
by the members of the graduating
class.
p Physics books, all in good con-
dition.
1s American Literatures, slightly
used.
If you don't believe it ask Miss
Hurst.
8 Algebras, extra good readin'.
MISS SEARS.
Erema Woolman, Auctioneer.
Ralph Stewart, Clerk.
Terms for all amounts up
to seven sents, all amounts over that
on the installment plan of my very
own.
BIG BURGLARY.
At the home of 0. M. Gass. last
eve, someone made away with the ice
cream. The detectives, Maude Ogil-
vie and Mabel Bradley, who can
smell ice cream for block and
half, we're Immediately summoned.
These with the help of our local pO-
lice soon rounded up the ice cream.
Burglars left no clue. People should
always keep the back door locked.
"Them's my sentiments says
CLASS WILL.
Last Will and Testament of the Sem
ior Glass of the Leon High