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The Detroit times., 1914-02-14
ChanQed.

First Chorus Lady-What do you
think. DEAR George is back from
Alaska, stone-broke. and so altered
that you would hardly know him.
Second Chorus Lady--I'm sure
sha'n't, dear--Judge.
The Detroit times., 1914-02-14
No Hurry.

At the point OF his gun, Slippery
Jim relieved the passerby OF his
watch.
My time is yours" was the VIC
tins only comment.-N. Y. World.
The Detroit times., 1914-02-14
DEMLMONDE GOES FREE WHILE
POLICE CLUB HEADS OF HUNGRY

On Wednesday night Brushst raid
ed by Prosecuting Attorney the police and the pOerss'
% police headquarters
This woman many years. kind De-
dressed the richest of CLOTH and diamonds parsd on M nm
gers. in lei neck
colorsd attended trip the central station
locked had been warned she would %
the houses would have to Close
She was detained only short explained the
Newspaper reporters by Police Gillespie follows
pltfuI story had been
helping working girls
who have been thrown out Of work and h.vsnt any place
When like almost yssca In her Plsadns'
harshy with
tough enderhead like that when police
commissioner
But let's see
Over on the Bagley the following
morning gathered gathers morning big crowd of work
ingmen unemployed lined for work at the headquarters
Employers Association situated there
These wOngmen cOngregated this morning for double purpose
agtatOrs them and had arranged that
daily applications should be followed by parade
pretty parade of who aren't employed and
empty represented them that
might be the o and food
agitators get the Of the march
majority foreigners whom the could be
good faith backed by the constitution of the United States
perfect right march much they liked and where
they liked traffic disturbed and their demonstration
peaceful
attempt frustrated by the police
mounted
foot
WITH THE SAME POLICE COMMISSIONERS WITH TENDER
HEART DEAnMONDE SILKS AND DIAMONDS
LOOKING WITH THE APPROVAL OF THIS SAME POLICE COM
MISSIONER
Police Commissioner Gillespie the position that parade
employed wongmen would breach Of the peace
The plain the the land reads exactly the
There prepared for the march which peaceful
One of them read: Bread o Revolution, Which2"
W. W. agaos arranged these the who to
march
The might confscated
dihon Detroit
here for agitators Of the W. W.
OF preaching revolution unfortunate workingmen
The activities Of the police might better
these W. w. aao themselves always wefd rather
bodies and heads Of devi desperately
The spectacle Grand River Bgave Thursday one for
which Detroit huh-sdng shade for police
seems upon all occasions thoroughly misunderstood his duty
The W. W. must be permitted foOthd here but
Detroit to be against oho by this crowd work
The Detroit times., 1914-02-14
Ercusahle Mistake

Patron OF Cheap Restaurant-Here
waiter. what's tn matter with THIS
Coffee
The Waiter-That coffee Amt conee
that's your drinkin' water, sir fresh
from the lake -Cleveland Plain Deal
or
The Detroit times., 1914-02-14

The Mailman.
He, one day, disappoints us all
The next day maybe pleases.
He boils beneath the sun IN June,
And in December freezes.
He rings your doorbell-brings you
news.
He has his work down pat
We surely need the maiman--he's
The one who uoes all that.
BY Jim Nance.
P. S.-"There's two cents due on
this letter. madam"
The Detroit times., 1914-02-14
Hess HdSkinS

9TH social last night at Deb Bill.
lings'es home was SO enjoyable an at
fair il didn't break up till a quarter Z
eight"
The Detroit times., 1914-02-14

His Time.
He'd eat his lunch In a minute;
He had no time to spare.
At mounted fish in a window
He'd stop an hour to stare
Judge.
The Detroit times., 1914-02-14

Mamms--Where have you been. Lis
BETH
Little Lisbeth--I was Ia the kitchen
watching cook take the shingles on a
fish.
The Detroit times., 1914-02-14

The w. W. must never be permitted get but il
Detroit to be against foOthod undesirable crowd work
Washington Journal., 1914-09-19

rarbritierunesfommiTiion = i9 mar
fret BON Nlilitdr, berl:bt gum Qonos
TURN Dbns Waffs. Sc bisB, oes
RaiIers Rod aus5ieben unS pieoer
in msinsn SomtrOd idIupfsn. ST
tpor mir bel gu Helm s%etpOroen. Sd
ipuBte mir tsinen Rot. gas mittslIOs
ftdn0 i1 ga uno muBte meinen
6duptmann bitten, einftpeilen meme
Uniform peitertrdeen 81 biirfen, mas
er mir germ geItattete. Rsdt truurig
eebe i9 Den Rroutmdrtt binnb, bers
folat bon Dem quGlen0eh @e0dnten:
tpas ieBt anfongen2 9o begegnet
mir elm 8etonnter meines 6oupts
MAINS, elm eifriger MeiomdniI, Dem
i9 19on ais Splodt 0ftsrs boreeIuns
gen battle, ipenn Der SngoDerein feline
llnterbultungsnbenoe CAB. @r frdgte
mid, parum i9, Der fOnit 10 Strobe
unb 2uitigs, 10 niebsr9ei9lagen mare.
SD tIdste ibm meme NOt, uno Ct
TeIlte mir bun0ert @uloen our @ers
fisuns. SD tonnte es ni6t gIauben,
es mar ME Elm Wunoer = i9 tpeis
gerte mid fhon, ous @eIO an5unebs
men, als er es mir n~ufordnete. SD
6dntte ibm tauIenomaI uno berfpron
Tim, bic Summit. fr nie i'd nur tDnns
ts, BEL 9ener unD pfennig Suriid5u=
5obIen. Damn 5og i9 Die uEiform
aug, taufte mir einen nenen @omts
rod. lieB mir LANCE 6anre pahfen
un0 ging gum Tbeater.
Das mar 0ns @noe meiner W2ilis
tGr3eit. sic mar tura, aber mir
unpergebli1. D~ontbaren 6eraens
geoente ih ibrer, lie bat einen geIuns
Den tii4tigen Menf4en ous mir se>
mo9t unO bat mir pieI fiirs 2eben
m~itsegeben.
Sd battle tparmber3ige un0 Iie=
bsuspiirOise @Orsefsbte, oenen i9
bas BETTE Inbenten bsnobre. Oas
GefibI Der 3~ugebOristeit gu meiuem
IL. SGgerbuta;uon babe ID ME pers
loren. 9is eeIie1ensn bunoert Sell
Den babe i'd l9on nit Onnt ouriids
9egeben. Meinem ebsmoIigen Regiz
m%entsarot, Der mid afentierte, iibers
rei9te i4 elm Bilo BON mir - als
StbelO - init Der Wiomung: .5errn
Ob~ertubsar3t 9. our Grinnerung an
Den Retruten Oes IL. SdgsrbatiIs
Ions. Der gum Rommonoanten Der
Deneoianii@en 5Iptte aDanciert 1T.
S%leSat." 49,
Washington Journal., 1914-09-19
umfrttwtaiaer Sabatmbamse.

Sn rprecioia" baben bic 6eioem
Batter Die erfte Soene. .Wlein gez
f9Gft 1T nun beenOet bier, faat Der
cine; 0arnuf meint Der anbere: uMorz
gen bleibIt 6u nod sci mir" -
Nnn woren nber an elmer tleinen
8i6ne nit ipdrli9em psrlrnal ia.
talertoeife feline 5pei @dterfpieIer por>
hanrea. 90 muBte Der cine Batter
beibe RoIlen iibernebmen un6 baS
gingdngsgeiprd9 gsftoItete fi9 nun
als MonOlOg fplgenbermeBen:
"Wlein @eihdft 1T MN beenoet bier,
MOrsen bIeib i9 nod BEL mir!" -
-- Sin ettpas fGperb0riger Sell
oenfpieler an Gtdbttbedter gu 4.
batte nu9 nod. f9Iebt memoriert.
Mtiten i'm @oB sntftebt plDBIi9 cine
md9ti9e paufe, benin Der 9arfieller
ueritebt fein WDrt bonn Gouffleur
unO sibt inn cur9 Ieiles QuH9Iaaen
bes Stiefe!abfahes Elm 3ei9en, beut=
li9er gu fem. Der Rnitenmann bate
aber f9on brett ober pierrnal, nit
beiben 9GnOen am Mrnbe, binaufz
gebau9t: .gbeI BON @emiit - Gie=
miit!!" limb ba Der OarfteIler INNER
mob ni6t einfekt, fiigt er niitenb
Din3u: aGIel!" = Dos @ort bate
unfer Mime gIiidli1 erfoBt unb nit
pathps betIomierte er, fi9 nun ftoI3
gum Ibgang ipenbenb: nGieI BON Sc
6liit!" Ginem .0orras i'm
Sell" gins eS nod i6Ier; onitatt
3u fagen: Der 9obItueg 1T gsIperrt
bur9 cine 9oAaeit" ftieB er angftbpll
herDor: Der Qanbbogt 1T beritopft
bur9 einen 9obIpeg" = uno Elm
DON Carlos tpDIIte 0urGais pon 5ei=
nem t5nigli9en Batter nit benz 6eere
nod 5Iincern gel9idt trerben, ftatt
nn9 Slnnoern. Grp16nt 5ei
nod eirsr unfreifpilligen Rpmit in
Ger Gabl bes Hspertoires, bic IiG
Der nlte Director !6euberger am
Stobttbeater gu SOIotbutn an benz
Gage I%eitete, 6a fi& bic 2anbitdnOe
tss 2antons (QonbtagsabgeorOnete)
CUR gogung berfommelten. Der finz
biqe 8%iibnenIeiter tiinbigte nls Jeit<
DorfteIlun9 an: n3u gbren Der 6sr<
zen 2~anOFGnbe: Die GinfaIt pom
Qonbe". QuTIpieI in 4 often Don
COPPER"
Washington Journal., 1914-09-19

Mama bat reat. 8ereb-
rer: .!5a - fpenn mir Der Sturm
10 Inn Die Otren pfeift. oann fible
ID mid 10 reat in meinem Clement"
so; oann bate meme DIANA bod
redt. aIs fe faste, sic i9ienen ibr
BON ettpos ~pinbiser Ndtur"."
@srsIei4. Mann: Die
8lumen IaKen ia Die RDpfe 10 bdns
gen2"
Jrau: nSie perosn ni1t genus be-
sofen tporoen iein; . 1T geraoe 10,
dIs tpenn Ou Oein ri9tiges MaB
niat eenommen bait!"
RI@en0ragorer. Jrau:
nit unferem neuen Mdb@en i9eine
if nieOer cine ri9tise @olOutenfee
srpif9t gu boben; bic f9ldgt ia ie>
oesmal bic 9aden Sufammen, tpenn
man fe unIpri9t!"
nnterf9ie0. So eiSt
RiinFler BON prOfeffion unb 8.raf'
sSene letsn b Der Runft. biefe Il 7
lie!
The Calumet news. [volume] (Calumet, Mich.) 1907-1938, 1914-08-10

Britain consumes 34,000,OO0 tons OF
coal annually for domestic purposes
alone.
The Calumet news. [volume] (Calumet, Mich.) 1907-1938, 1914-08-10
TIGHT FINISHES
INDICATE CLASS
Giants, Cubs and Cardinals Lead
in the National League

Clubs that are pennant possibilities
invariably MAKE good showings i'm
extra inning games, To 0 battles and
contests that are decided in the ninth
spasm. That is what a veteran base
bah man says. the same being Frank
Bancroft, business manager OF the
Cincinnati Reds, and the truth OF his
remark is shown by the fact that in
contests OF these varieties the Cubs,
Giants and Cardinals, now having a
three-handed scrap for the National
league gonfalon, have been much more
successful than the other five teams.
Up to last Monday So games had
been played in the National league in
which the issue was settled in either
the ninth or extra innings or on the
basis OF / To 0. The Cardinals had won
eleven OF these engagements and so
had the Braves, but Higgins men had
dropped only seven OF these combats
while Stallings' athletes had let eleven
escape. The Cardinals percentage in
the Nerve league, was Gil; the Braves
800 The club that has shown the
greatest aptitude for getting the deci-
sion in tight games is Chicago, with a
percentage OF IA, New York, follow
ing with 1876. The Cardinals are third,
with GIL; the Phillies fourth. with
.555; the Braves fifth, with 500; the
Pirates and Reds sixth, with 1853, and
the Superbas eighth, with 1908. The
Cardinals and Cubs have won the most
games in the ninth inning five; the
Braves are setting the pace in l to 0
wins, with four, and the Phillies have
taken the greatest number of overtime
events, seven. Brooklyn still has to win
4 | to 0 contest and Cincinnati thus
far has not registered a victory i'm an
extra -inning affair. st. Louis hasn't
been beaten once i'm the ninth.
Bill Sweeney OF the Cubs has been
he player most prominent i'm driving
N the winning tallies in the tight
James in which his team has partici-
Dated. He has been on the break-it- |
up job four times his war club bring |
ng victory to Chicago i'm the ninth |
ming twice. i'm the tenth inning once |
md in the sixteenth inning once. Ma
ional league players who have deliv-
red hits that have broken up n pair
Il games are Wilson OF the Cardinals.
Joseph Kelly OF the Pirates, Cravath,
suderus and Lobert OF the Phillies
nd Doyle OF the Giants.
The Calumet news. [volume] (Calumet, Mich.) 1907-1938, 1914-08-10
TWENTY ROUNDS
ARE SUFFICIENT
Claim That Present Title Bouts
Are Too Short, Unfounded

New York, Aug. 10.-Following the
unsatisfactory results OF two big box
ing contests in the past month-the
Johnson Moran bout in Paris and the
Welsh Richie match in LondOn--there
has been hue and cry raised against
the present twenty round limit, espe-
cially for championship contests. Sug-
gestion has been made that hereafter
all little bouts be arranged for forty
five rounds, even IL they must be held
in Mexico or Monte Carlo ar Liberia.
However, study OF the principal box
ing contests held since the sport was
rehabilitated as the manly art shows
most convincingly that twenty rounds
give ample time for a willing, hustling,
aggressive boxer to demonstrate his
superiority over his opponent. a list
OF thirty-three bouts which went II
total OF 500 rounds, show AN average
of little more than fifteen rounds.
II from that table were taken the
two Sullivan fights i'm which he battled
thirty nine and scventy-hve rounds re-
spectively against Charley Mitchell
and Jake Kllrain, the average would
he about twelve and "A half rounds.
And IL the two memorable bouts Of
Battling Nelson OF forty-two and forty
rounds respectively against Joe Cans
and AID Wolgast were deducted the av-
erage is only "A little more than ten
rounds.
Apparently it is not the limited num-
Der OF rounds that Is responsible for
the disappointing results OF many
bouts recently. II would seem from
the performances OF fighters of other
days that it is the supercaution and
conservatism OF the modern boxers,
who have an eye To the moving pic
lures, that enough film may be made
to produce "a good show; an eye to
their hands that they may not be
broken by any wild. vicious swings,
and an eye toward n return match
best obtained by showing n not too
marked superiority over their oppon-
ents-that is the cause OF so many
going the limit to u draw or q
referees decision.
The Calumet news. [volume] (Calumet, Mich.) 1907-1938, 1914-08-10
AID NOT THROUGH YET.
Cadillac Scrapper In Line For Sew.
eral Bouts.

Cadillac scrapper In Line For Sew
eral Bouts.
Cadillac Aug. 1O.-"I have got a lot
OF good fights left i'm me and I'll win
several big battles in this section, be-
fore spring comes around" SO spoke
Al Wolgast when asked il he was
through with the fighting game And
Ad looked as though he meant what he
said.
Wolgast doesn't intend to do any
boxing this month. but he declares he
may get into action at Kalamazoo or
Benton Harbor on Labor Day. Doc"
Harmon is hot after Adj for another
date and purposes to send the Cadillac
scrapper against Mandot or Tommy
Gary. Benton Harbor would like to
see AID and Gary in l0-round mill.
Wol9ast will be seen in some big
scraps I'm Milwaukee early this winter
II present plans materialize. AID easily
pearcd in the Beer city and already
several promoters are planning TO send
Wolgast against some OF the big ones
in the lightweight division. Ad admits
that he and Richie are very likely to
mix carly in the winter. He says Rit-
chic isn't SO chesty now, and that he
probably will box without being guar
anteed "A fortune Wolgsst is certain
he can give Willie an awful trimming.
but he isn't so confident as regards his
ability to defeat Welsh. wolgast has
far more respect for the Englishman
than he has for any other lightweight.
The Calumet news. [volume] (Calumet, Mich.) 1907-1938, 1914-08-10
HECLA TEAM IS
LEADING LEAGUE
Lakes Defeat Ahmeek on the Cal.
edonia Diamond
STANDINGS OF THE TEAMS.

Although the Hecla teams game,
scheduled for Saturday. was postponed,
owing to the absence Of several play
ers with the Calumet Engineers, All
meeks unexpected defeat at the hands
Of the Lake team, gave the locals the
league leadership. The final score was
TO | and the game was the only one
played in the league. 1t was Hiltu-
mems first defeat in eight starts.
Glesner's pitching for Lake Linden
paved the way to victory and his OPP
ponent, Hiltunen, served brand Of
Blenders that was pretty nearly as eff
fective. Five hits were secured from
pitchers. Glesner allowing two and
Hiltunen three. Glesner famed nine
while Hiltunen struck out three.
The errors did not contribute toward
the scoring. Longpre's double in the
fourth scored a runner and he counted
a few minutes later on the second hit
for the inning Few balls were handl-
ed by the outtield. the batters being
unable to connect hard enough, except
in two innings, to send the ball out OF
the diamond. The score by innings:
The score: r II Il
Ahmeek 600 GOO O10-1 8
Lakes 49,. 1000 200 600 3
Observation-Disclosures and Nicholson;
Glcsner and Parks.
The Calumet news. [volume] (Calumet, Mich.) 1907-1938, 1914-08-10
CAN TOW THE SHAMROCK.
New York Yacht Club Valves Re.
uuirement Because OF War.

New York, Aug. 10.-Bocause of the
tured by German warshlps the New
York Yacht club on Friday sent a
wireless to the captain OF Sir Thomas
Lipton's yacht Erin, to take IL in tow
and take IL into this port.
Under the deed of gift OF the AM
erica's club the challenging yacht must
proceed under her own sail. This was
waived on the first and second Sham
rocks. but was To have been enforced
on the Shamrock ".
The Erin may now tow the latter to
port and II, after the war; yacht race
Is arranged, the Shamrock can particl-
pate without fear Of disqualification.
The Calumet news. [volume] (Calumet, Mich.) 1907-1938, 1914-08-10
LEADING EVENTS IN THE WORLD OF SPORT

and many urgent matters to attend to
here, which prevented him from get
ting away He wanted, however, TO
send large consignment OF book,
without n day. delay to New York 30
he looked around for somebody who
would take personal charge OF them
Mr.. Smith saw AttelI and asked him IL
he wanted to go back to New York in
n stateroom.
Very much" said Attell.
So the dealer stayed up all night
experimenting the packing az most OF
the Pembroke collection, including
Cations and others of the most valu-
able specimens OF early printing At
tell is now the guardian Of the treas
ure
The Calumet news. [volume] (Calumet, Mich.) 1907-1938, 1914-08-10
!. ABE ATTELl is VALET
+ TO VALUABLE LIBRARY.
= + :. :. = i. i. =, 80: :. r 4. i.

featherweight champion boxer, is go.
ing back to New York on the Phladel.
phia with a stateroom all to himself
and has in his care 100000 worth Of
rare manuscripts and books. This is
how il happened
George ID. Smith, the New York book
dealer, who has been over here for
several months buying up the treas
ures OF the Earl OF Pembrokes library
and other famous collections, had a
stateroom on the Philadelphia, which
can millionaires in the steerage
He has $4,000 worth OF books and
autograph letters at the Berkeley hotel
The Calumet news. [volume] (Calumet, Mich.) 1907-1938, 1914-08-10

Chicago, 2; Brooklyn, 1; arst

Chicago, g; Brooklyn, 1; arst game.
Chicago, b; DroOKlyn, /; second
game.
st. Louis, 6; Pittsburg, g.
Kansas City, 3; buffalo, 2.
indianapolis, 4; Baltimore, 1; first
game.
indianapolis, o. Baltimore, 8; second
game.
The Calumet news. [volume] (Calumet, Mich.) 1907-1938, 1914-08-10
JOHNSON TURNED DOWN.
French Government Doesn't Want
Foreign Legion"

FOTsl9n Ec9lOUs
Paris, Aug. 1O.-The French govern
ment has not yet accepted Jack john
sons offer TO utilize his fighting ability
in the army. The American pugilist,
now a French citizen has repeatedly
tried To enlist. As he has only taken
out preliminary citizen papers, he is
ineligible under the call 10 the colors
and he cannot come into the army as
an American because the war office has
announced that for the present no
foreign legion" will be accepted.
Johnson, whose popularity was wan
ing, finds himself suddenly a popular
idol lie turned over to the army all
his automobiles.
The Calumet news. [volume] (Calumet, Mich.) 1907-1938, 1914-08-10
BASEBALL
SATURDAYS GAMES.
American LEAGUE,

Chicago, 4; Washington, s.; first
game.
Chicago, /; Washington, 3; second
game.
Cleveland, 4; Philadelphia, 5.
Detroit 2: Boston, 5.
st. Louis, L New York, .; Is innings
The Calumet news. [volume] (Calumet, Mich.) 1907-1938, 1914-08-10

washington. Philadelphia. Princeton
and New York have all entertained the
Army and Navy corps and II is hitting
climax To a most unusual and spectac-
ular season that this game be played
at the nations capital. -
The Calumet news. [volume] (Calumet, Mich.) 1907-1938, 1914-08-10

games OF the season. Close to $50
| games between rival and well matched
, teams are scheduled, the principal fea =
| ture contest being: Minnesota VS..
| Wisconsin; Yale VS.. Brown; Pennsyl-
vania VS.. Michigan; Mississippi VS..
Tulane: Tennessee vs.. Vanderbilt;
Pennsylvania state VS.. Lehigh; Wes-
leyan VS.. Williams and Carlisle VS..
Holy Cross. In the east at least the
attention OF the majority OF football
followers will bc ccntercd upon the
Harvard-Priuceton game at Cambridge
The second Saturday Of November
will be red letter day in football.
Princeton opens the new Palmer Me-
merial Stadium with the Yale game;
Cornell goes to Ann Arbor To play
Michigan and Carlisle TO Chicago to
face the strong and spectacular Notre
Dame eleven. Harvard has Brown as
an opponent; Syracuse and Colgate
clash; Illinois and Chicago meet in
their annual conflict; Pennsylvania
and Dartmouth do likewise, while Vir-
Pinia and Swarthmore; Wesleyan ana
Trinity Washington and oregon and
a score OF other big games round out
the day.
Climax Of Season.
The football classic W the year will
be played the following Saturday. Mo-
vember 81, when the teams OF Yale
and Harvard meet. Unusual features
mark this game. for IT will serve as
the dedicating attraction Of Yale's new
stadium, generally termed the bowl
a depressed circular structure built TO
accommodate 10000 spectators. Dart
mouth and Syracuse play Vt Boston,
Lehigh faces Lafayette; Chicago ana
Minnesota clash; Wisconsin and I'LL
nois are opponents and many other
games feature the day. The Corhel-
PENNSYLVANIA match is the premier at
traction In the east on Thanksgiving |
Dav. but other sections have equally |
interesting games. Notre Dame plays
Syracuse in the latter colleges stadl-
I'm. virginia and North Carolina meet
nj Richmond: Vanderbilt and the Uni
versity OF the South Of NASHVILLE ana
Louisiana and Tulane at New orleans
The season closes with the Army
Navy game at Washington the follow
ing Saturday. and the game between
tho two United States training acad-
cmies Is expected to take an auoeo
picturesqueness in its capital setting
For years those who are most inter-
ested I'm giving this contest real gov
ornamental sanction and atmosphere
have sought To have the game between
the soldiers and sailors played at
The Calumet news. [volume] (Calumet, Mich.) 1907-1938, 1914-08-10

For watching aeroplane flights with
out straining the neck an inventor has
patened n mirror to he attached to the
end OF field glasses at any desired
angle
The day book. [volume] (Chicago, Ill.) 1911-1917, 1914-01-17
TAcTFuL

i. Kind words may be more than
-cofonets, and simple faith may beat
Norman blood to a FRAGILE; but, after
3aAr tact is the possession most dear
/ aid most useful to the human race.
I arMr. Daniels thought so, too.
u When he left the house he had left
I Mrs. Daniels with a lady friend,
whose abilities as scandal moRger
and mischief maker are pre-eminent.
When he returned he just poked his
head into the drawiHgroom.
That old cat gone, / suppose?"
he said, with sigh Of relief.
For just an instant there was a
dreadful silence, for as he uttered the
last words he encountered the stony
stare of the lady WHO had been in his
mind. Then Mrs. Daniels spoke quite
Halmly.
81 1.-THE old cat?" she said. ooh, yes,
zldear. I sent it to the Cats Home in
basket first thing this morning."
The day book. [volume] (Chicago, Ill.) 1911-1917, 1914-01-17
TIME WASTED

--- ] lME VAST ED
Young man." said the earnest emf
ployer, you should remember that
every hour is composed of sixty gol-
den minutes, each set with sixty shin
ing seconds"
THAT, SIR" courteously responded
the young man, was the motto on
the wall of the little red school house
which l attended"
"Ah, just So, And l trust that you
always bear in mind the wastefulness
of fdling away your time"
Il try to, sir"
THAT is right. Remember that in
some lazy moment a wondrous OPP
portunity may come your way. If
you fail to see it and to seize it, the
whole course OF your future may be
altered"
Eyes, sir"
"And therefore would urge upon
you never to waste your time in fool
ish amusements, in loafng, in dream
ing of the unattainable; or in listen
ing to"
In listening to idle talk?" politely
suggested the youth.
Exactly. And, as you have idled
five minutes at present, the cashier
will be instructed to deduct the
proper amount from your envelope.
Let this lesson sink in, my young
friend, and in time to come you will
realize that"
But the earnest young man had
gone, murmuring to himself that,
while good advice was an excellent
thing, he-reaIly wished to save the re-
mainder Of his daily wage.
Parson (adVisingiy1-Two rights
never make a wrong, Pat, you must
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Parson (advisingy1-Two rights
never make a wrong, Pat, you must
know. Farmer (contradictorilyl-
Indeed, yer reverence, you are
wrong. Parson-Now, now, Pat! I'm
right: Farmer (persistently)-But
l say you.are wrongI Parson' (good-
naturedly)-And how, Pat? Farmer
(triumphantly)-Yer reverence, two
rights make a wrong when they're
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