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Bismarck daily tribune. [volume] (Bismarck, Dakota [N.D.]) 1881-1916, 1914-10-01
SHEET METAL WORK

Largest, best equipped furnace
work, cor1ice and house cutters;
anything down to soldering q hole
In the washpan. To have 1t done
right, call Bismarck Hardware Co.,
Phone 81.
Bismarck daily tribune. [volume] (Bismarck, Dakota [N.D.]) 1881-1916, 1914-10-01
He Wanted to Know.

The Employer (coldly)-Why are you
70 late? The Suburbanite (%guilhly)-'
There we're two wrecks on the track
This morning, and The Employer
ftestily)-Who was the other one:
Bismarck daily tribune. [volume] (Bismarck, Dakota [N.D.]) 1881-1916, 1914-10-01
500 LINES
GOING

No. PSI, Minot passenger w
No. ESQ, Ar. from Minot
No. Ct, Local freight, Nv
No. 66 Fgt. ar. Bismarck
GOING SOUTH.
No. 254, Twin Gifts pass. lv /
No. 255, Ar. from T. G.
No. Ga local freight, w
No. IS, Fgt. Ar. Bismarck
Bismarck daily tribune. [volume] (Bismarck, Dakota [N.D.]) 1881-1916, 1914-10-01
1t saves you almost one half.
POSITIONS WANTED

WANTED-Position as bookkeeper
Or general store salesman, by mar
lied man; ten years experience;
now employed in Bismarck. Apply
443, care Tribune.
WANTED-Position, by competent,
experienced young lady stenogra-
pher. Box 327, Crookston, MINI.
WANTED-Position, by experienced
steam engineer; can run tractor
and repair them. Address 402, care
Tribune. S%
Bismarck daily tribune. [volume] (Bismarck, Dakota [N.D.]) 1881-1916, 1914-10-01

gas Burleixh County Abstract com
oany. LaEal A~bstr2cters TOR Burleigh
ooxnty. Under bond Of $4,000. City
National Bank Bldg. w. v. Kiebert.
1e1oral Insurance. City National
0Axk BlGS.
Bismarck daily tribune. [volume] (Bismarck, Dakota [N.D.]) 1881-1916, 1914-10-01
LOST AND FOUND

sLosT-15 miles north Of Bismarck,
pointer dog; white and brown
spots. Address, Dog, care Tribune,
Bismarck, N. D.
FoUND-Brcwn and white pointer;
owner may have same by proving
properly and paying expenses. In
quire 5of c. w. Henzler, 406 9th ST
Bismarck daily tribune. [volume] (Bismarck, Dakota [N.D.]) 1881-1916, 1914-10-01

WELDING AND FOUNDRY !.
Uxy,acetylene welding OF all metals.
All kinds of gray iron and brass cast
ings and machine work. Automobile
parts q speciality. We buy scrap iron.
Telephone SO; 921 Front Street,
Foundry & Welding Co.
Bismarck daily tribune. [volume] (Bismarck, Dakota [N.D.]) 1881-1916, 1914-10-01

DRAYAGE & TRANSFER
We have unequaled facilities for
moving, storing and shipping house
hold goods. Careful, experienced men.
Also retail Ice and wood. WACHTER
TRANSFER co Phone 81; Office
No. 200 Fifth st.
Bismarck daily tribune. [volume] (Bismarck, Dakota [N.D.]) 1881-1916, 1914-10-01
ATTORNEY
!. G. DAVIES
Attorney at Law
First National Bank Building
BICYCLE SHOP.

New aud secondhand. The famous
Racycls li1e. We do mechanical re-
pairing. locksmithing, gunsmithing,
key fitting, etc. Otto Dirlam, ITO Main
Street. Phone PSI. & S..
Bismarck daily tribune. [volume] (Bismarck, Dakota [N.D.]) 1881-1916, 1914-10-01
FUNERAL DIRECTORS.
A. L. Truax Co.-Morticians.
/. Open day and night. Phone 100.
Lady attendant, 100 Third street.
PRINTERS.

PAINTING & PAPER HANGING
Housepaintiag, Interior finishing
and decorating; also refinish furni.
ture. Complete line o. new wall pap
ers. I paint carriages, autos, drays
and sigas. e. e. Lee, 214 Second
street. Phone 316.
Bismarck daily tribune. [volume] (Bismarck, Dakota [N.D.]) 1881-1916, 1914-10-01
PRACTICAL SHOEMAKER.

Henry Burman's shop Is building an
excellent business in shoe repairing.
Plenty Of competent help and a do
your work, too. Henry Burman.
Broadway, between Fourth and Fifth
|Sts.
Bismarck daily tribune. [volume] (Bismarck, Dakota [N.D.]) 1881-1916, 1914-10-01
PAINTS, OIL AMI GLASS

HeadQuarters for wall paper. house
furnishings, hardware and stoves,
both rev and secondhand. E, l..
FAUNCE, 4th st. Phone s..
Bismarck daily tribune. [volume] (Bismarck, Dakota [N.D.]) 1881-1916, 1914-10-01
Watch Your Words,

Watch Your Words.
One Of the best rules in converse
ton IS never to say a word which any
Of the company can reasonably wish
had been left unsaid.-Swift.
Bismarck daily tribune. [volume] (Bismarck, Dakota [N.D.]) 1881-1916, 1914-10-01

HELP WANTED MALE.
WANTED-Blacksmith; must be
good floor man and pillow man. Ad-
"a. dress Box al. AlmOnt, N. u.
WANTED-Renter for farm near
Glencoe. Will build house. Kraft,
Sheldon, N. d.
Bismarck daily tribune. [volume] (Bismarck, Dakota [N.D.]) 1881-1916, 1914-10-01

PUBLIC sTENoGRAPHER
For careful, accurate stenographic
work Of all kinds, call Miss Erickson
phone 258 at Mckenzie hotel.
Bismarck daily tribune. [volume] (Bismarck, Dakota [N.D.]) 1881-1916, 1914-10-01
UNDERTAKING pARLoEs

GD a w. iLucassco. .GG3
Day Phone. 465 Night Phone246
Bismarck daily tribune. [volume] (Bismarck, Dakota [N.D.]) 1881-1916, 1914-10-01
The Nature Of the Creature.

"Your cook
"Oh, she is so careless that l don't
believe she could drop a remark with
out breaking her word."-Smart Set. (.
Bismarck daily tribune. [volume] (Bismarck, Dakota [N.D.]) 1881-1916, 1914-10-01

The consciousness of duty perform.
ed gives us music 1t midnight-Goorgs
Herbert.
Bismarck daily tribune. [volume] (Bismarck, Dakota [N.D.]) 1881-1916, 1914-10-01

Be not simply good; be good for
something.-Thoreau.
Bismarck daily tribune. [volume] (Bismarck, Dakota [N.D.]) 1881-1916, 1914-10-01

The Byrne Abstract Once. Pio.
asse abstracters Of Burleigh, county,
ANtracta guaranteed by bond OF Slor
~, Tbs only abstract once In the
sckpty complying with letter and
Gptrtt Of the state law relating to aD'
Gtyoeters Of titla. We have our Own
records and indexes, Our equipment
ID modern and up to the minute. ,
Bismarck daily tribune. [volume] (Bismarck, Dakota [N.D.]) 1881-1916, 1914-10-01

NEUTRALITY-SUSPICIOUS.. State age,
experience, references and salary
expected. Must be ready to go to
work at once. H. A. Mackoff, Bel
field, N. D.
Bismarck daily tribune. [volume] (Bismarck, Dakota [N.D.]) 1881-1916, 1914-10-01
HELP WANTED-FEMALE

WANTED-Dish washer, at Palace
Hotel. - --
Omaha daily bee., 1914-08-16
Italy Stand By
It's Declaration
of Neutrality

ROME, Aug. IA. s:45 p. m.-(via Paris.
7:SO a. M, Aug. 16.)-The excitement in the
Italian capital has become very acute
since the existence Of the state of war
between England and France on the one
side and Austria-Hungary on the other.
was declared. The Tribuna, in an article
evidently inspired in official quarters,
emphasized the fact that Great Britain
and France did not really declare war on
Austria. but simply announced that a
state of war existed by reason of Aus
tria's own acts and that, therefore, Italy
Is not obliged to assist ustria-Hungary.
The most active work is now going on
among the governments of the various
Balkan states ito bring about a recon-
struction Of the former Balkan league
which defeated Turkey in the recent war.
The object of the movement is to assist
Russia against Austria Hungary and to
keep Turkey inactive. ~,
Omaha daily bee., 1914-08-16

for the destruction of the commercially
prosperous Germany.
1T is with a heavy heart" said the
chancellor. that we see England ranged
among our opponents, Notwithstanding
the close ties of blood and culture be.
tween England and Germany. The
former places itself on the side of Russia,
whose Instability and barbaric insolence
helped this war in order to humiliate and
SUPPRESS the German race by Russian
pan-Slavism.
I'VE expect that the sense of justice
of the American people will enable them
10 comprehend our situation. We invite
their opinion as not one-sided English
proposition and ask them to examine our
point of view in an unprejudiced way.
The sympathy of the American nation
viii then lie with German culture and
civilization which IL fighting against q
half Asiatic and slightly cultured bar
baTism."
Omaha daily bee., 1914-08-16

sought TO charter an italian steamer, but
the company asked a guarantee for the
trip Of $4,000 This would make the most
expensive cabins 81. 400 each and the ordi-
nary cabins 5000 It il believed the re-
establishment OF the service Of the Brit
ish liners VIII relieve the situation.
ROTTERDAM, Via London, Aug. 10
C2:9O p. m.)-The Noordam sails for New
York at o'clock this afternoon carrying
s44 first class passengers and 4o5 second
class passengers. No passenger list was
obtainable
Omaha daily bee., 1914-08-16
GEAR PROMISES THE
POLES AUTONOMY
tContInuea from PnRe oneN

Nohtnueu irVhi Tabe Ohei
you II believes that the sword which
struck its enemies at Greunwald is not
yet rusted.
Russia, from the shores OF the Pa
cifio 20 tho North Sea, marches in arms.
The dawn of new life commences for
you. In this glorious dawn is seen the
sign OF the cross-the symbol OF suffering
and tho resurrection of a people,"
German Chancellor states Position.
LONDON. Aug. 1S,-(S;O5 a. MIA Mar
conf wireless dispatch from the official
bureau at Berlin. dated Friday. gives an
interview with tho German chancellor,
DR.. Won Bethmann-Hollweg, who, repre-
senting the war as life and death strug-
gle between the Germans and Russians
arising from the assassination OF Arch.
| duke Francis Ferdinand and his wife. de.
clRred that England avails itself OF a
long awaited opportunity TO begin wal
Omaha daily bee., 1914-08-16
REPORT OF DEATH OF
Won EMMICH CONFIRMED

LONDON, Aug. 16.-(s:3o p. ma dis
patch from Brussels to the Exchange
Telegraph company says the death of
General Won Emmich, the German COM
mander at Lege, lie confirmed. He is to
be succeeded by General Won Der Mar
WITT.
General Otto Won Emmich was 60 years
old. He Joined the army as volunteer
in 1866 and was promoted two years
later to a lieutenant He took part In
Omaha daily bee., 1914-08-16
Big German Liners
May Be Bought by
American Syndicate

NEW YORK, Aug. 15-The Hamburg
American line issued statement this
afternoon saying that It had under con-
sideration offers to purchase some of its
steamships in American waters. valued
at S2O.OOO.OOO.
The fleet embraces the great steamer
vaterland, largest in the world. If sold
the vessels would fly the American flag
and would be the first big acquisition
to the proposed American merchant
marine.
Omaha daily bee., 1914-08-16

sure signs That Your Nerves Need the
Help Of warmers safe NeFvtne.


Most doctors hesitate to prescribe po-
lions to produce sleep from the fear OF
habit forming drugs taking effect. That
is why remedy noted for its harmless
ness should always be employed. Sleep
lessness or insomnia is caused by disor-
dered nerves, and thus restlessness In
turn produces "the blues" dependency,
tretting, IVORY, impatience and excitabt-
ity. AS soon as any Of these symptoms
appear Warmers Safe Nervine should be
taken according TO directions. II is per
fectIy harmless. To anyone 60
who suffers from loss OF sleep, I'd &T
neuralgia nervous headache
and nervous prostration. or oil
over-indulgence. warn erS -
safe Nervine Is recommended SGTVV
as a medicine of proven merit.
Get 1t at your druggist, or free sample
win be sent II you write Warmers Safe
Remedies Co, Dept $50. Rochester N r.
Omaha daily bee., 1914-08-16

the Franco-Prussian war IN 1s7e-7h Alters
ward he was promoted through all the
grades until he became major general
in 1901 When he was appointed TO the
command Of the Tenth army corps he
was made a general
Omaha daily bee., 1914-08-16
FRENCH ADVANCE
INTO HIGH WALES
OF UPPER ALSACE
Belgian genera staff states that /

Belgian genera staff states that up
TO o'clock this evening there had
been no engagement near Diest, The
number OF Germans in Llmburg
province is declared TO have been ex-
aggerated and the general military
situation is described as exceilent,
but for strategic reasons the general
staff says It Will issue no more bulle-
tins. "a
Omaha daily bee., 1914-08-16
she Explains.

"You have your fathers eyes" de-
clared grandma. looking earnestly at the
young Girl.
And YOU have your mothers hair"
mo; this Ia sisters hair" faltered the
glrl. And she said ! could borrow IT.
Karsas City Journal.
Omaha daily bee., 1914-08-16

ALEXANDRIA. Egypt, Via London.
Aug. R-u2:5o p. m.)-The big new
Austrian Lloyd liner Marienbad was
captured today by British warship near
here while on the voyage from Bombay
to Trieste. IL was brought into port.
Omaha daily bee., 1914-08-16

soldiers who remained Of the German
attack column retired 10 Tongres,
A special train has been sent out from
Brussels 20 collect the wounded on the
battlefield. Among them are reported TO
be two German princes
Germans Drop bombs Into Namur.
LONDON. Aug, ib-u2lO y. MIA
despatch from Namur. Belgium, TO the
Times says German aeroplane flew
over that city last evening and dropped
several bombs. Five men were wounded,
ne OF them being horribly manglod by
the explosion Of the missiles.
Omaha daily bee., 1914-08-16

Grand Admiral Hans Ludwig Refs
mund Won Rooster. head Of the German
navy, who rs In charge OF the North sea
flotilla. Admiral Won Rooster was the
kaiser's personal representative at New
York's Hudson Fulton celebration and
is the president Of the German Navy
league.
Omaha daily bee., 1914-08-16

Lunch Cloths and Napkins
to Match
All So Embroidered Lunch
cloths, $3.75 each.
All $3.50 and $500 Napkins,
to match, 1918 a dozen.
Ready Made Roller Towels
Doc Crash Roller Towels,
Csc each. ~,
65c Crash Roller Towels,
SOC each.
Sale Linen Sheetings
$175 72-inch Linen Sheet
ing, Monday ST. yard.
$500 81-inch Linen Sheet
ing, Monday, S1.5O yard.
1925 90-inch Linen Sheet
ing. Monday, $1.75 yard.
Omaha daily bee., 1914-08-16
different spheres.

Different Spheres.
our interests lie in different spheres,
She said-he sighed, poor man,
Twas so-she was a golflng maid
And he a base ball fan.
Boston Transcript.
Omaha daily bee., 1914-08-16


PARIS. Aug. i5--liol5 a. m.)-Ah Of
fetal announcement. today says the Bel
gisn major In command OF ire forts sur
rounding L.ege coptradiets tho rumors
that they had surrendered. The battle Is
declared TO be still going on.
The official announcement adds that
the conduct and courage OF the soldiers
and inhabitants or Liege have been ex-
emplary as they realize that France has
replied 20 the appeal OF Belgium for aid.
German deser;ers according 70 the Of
fetal note, complain of the terrible hun
ger they have suffered They are said
TO have declared that their rations con-
Of peas,
Mrs sarah wilson and Mrs. George
Keppel have Offered To establish a
French English hospital at Le Touquetor,
wherever the FFeneh government consid-
ers Il convenient The establishment 10
10 contain a.ooO beds and Is 20 be Kept up
as long as the war lasts.
Turkey Trapped hy Germany.
LONDON. Aug. i6-0:5O a m)--The
Daily Mall states that the cruisers Goehen
and Bresiau. reported 10 have been pur-
chased from Germany by Turkey. have
received Turkish names and will be
placed under the command Of Rear Ad-
miral Arthur n. Limpus Of the British
navy who was lent 10 the Turkish gov
eminent
The Mall SAYS that Turkey does not In
tend 10 employ the warships against Rus
STA and adds
There appears 10 be no doubt that
their purchase Is direct contraventlOn
OF International law but the opinion ts
gaining ground IL Diplomatic circles that
Turkey Il the yictini OF e German traT
20 embroil u with the trinie entente
Rear Admiral i.inlpus has been nava
sdviser 10 the Turkish sovernment sinc'
lsis
Assfai sIraghf~r "a Haeien. &
BRUSSELS. wa Paris. pug. i5.-C a m.
--Aceordins 20 TN latest sdyiees In IA
Belgian capital barely so German colo
iers escaped unhurt out OF the 400 .
sos engaGed 10 the battle Of Haelef
Many Of The field guns OF the GermAi
artillery were lost IN the swampa. tn
Omaha daily bee., 1914-08-16
Sale Odd Cloths


Three $3.50, 214x214 yds.,
Monday, 1918 each.
Three S6.75, 2x21a yards,
Monday, S3.3S each.
Three s8.75, 2x21a yards,
Monday, S4.3S each.
One $500, 2Hx2H yds.,
Monday, 81 so.
One $4,000, 21ax3 yards,
Monday, $500.
Three $500, 21ax31a yds.,
Monday, $3.50 each.
Three dozen $500 Nap
kins, Monday, $500 dozen.
Three dozen $4,000 Nap
kins, Monday, $40 dozen.
One dozen $500 Napkins,
Monday, $3.50 the dozen.
Omaha daily bee., 1914-08-16
Arrive Minus BaeSage.

NEW YORK. Aug. 15.-Another bag
gageless lot of Americans who fled
Europe to avoid the war reached New
York today on the Celtic The cabins
were damned and the stewards had 9
hard time feeding the throng
In the first cabin were S04 persons, in
the second COG and In the storage 656
The Celtic took a northerly course and
steamed without lights at night but the
trip was without incident =
Omaha daily bee., 1914-08-16
Annual August Linen Sale

Monday Morning we will place on sale lot of o.
Table Cloths and Napkins at Just 70 Price
Luxemburger gazette. [volume] (Dubuque, Iowa) 1871-1918, 1914-11-10

Sie Wutter bob oas aino bod uno
CAB ibr ben Sorer III Die Sano. 3u-
crit mar lie iebr %eritaiint, Damn lab lie
lid ben Apparat genalt on, brdd) IN
Sbr1nen aus ulb rief:
yAt). Wfamo, nie f0nnen mir oenn
Gapa ipieoer aus oieiem fleineu God
berausholen2"
- ~ ~
Sroitlos.
8laubiger: Gin @ort i'm Ser
ira,,en, Sobunul @enn Sic iih oa.
iiir bemiiben, oaB ih BON Sbrem
Luxemburger gazette. [volume] (Dubuque, Iowa) 1871-1918, 1914-11-10

Serrn meiu @ielo betomme. lhenfe ip
Sbneu einen Sboler.l"
Iiener: sd lfenfe ih losar 5ipei
-menn Sic oufiir iorgen, oaf3 is nei.
ilen r~iiditGnoigen 2obn frieae!"
- y e az
IN Der Surfidrnle.
9ebrer: rNfidel, bilbe einen Cat,
III Dem ooS @ort ~Yimmer6in" or.
tommtl"
Widel: ,Sann ser SODA q Sub
perfalit uIt0 bernaf ms @irtbshalis
geht. is 8eIo immer bin."
Luxemburger gazette. [volume] (Dubuque, Iowa) 1871-1918, 1914-11-10
5OO,OOO Wcmi6cmtreHcr

in ben 9eutiden eioiee' Snieln bitten
UNI @laubenSbcten. Seoe @nbs mtro
iunerbalb u6t Mpuateu bon Den bort
pirtenSeu Riiiionareu anerfauut pers
Gen, Wau obreiiiers ole @elbienoIms
pen fir ole Sitbiee Mtiiiipuen an The
Catholic Yrinting 60, Snbuane, 81.
Luxemburger gazette. [volume] (Dubuque, Iowa) 1871-1918, 1914-11-10

0aB Die Serbeu Itrto etr3tebet0 IN
Berlin. go 6rtrgt ieoeS Gag etne
Wense SisgesnafJrttten for sie Der.
bunbenen.
Sd Bate for Sic cine Ettte: ton-
men Sic mid nttt beiorgen aus bic
9ermanp cine gSenrplar Don Die Dol
ferrebt? gS ertitiert on[p BLOB nod
oie oeutife Iussabe baoon.
@riiBen Sic mid, unlere Selomar.
ihau 5ren6 Don mid: inter ieine
Oberleituna SIR ieib Die auseliibr.
teite Mrmee bon Ole porlb. Oh, uenu
ih uniere lieben Gerbunoeie bin ie.
beno!
@eIb lit Die Saps, oie brooe,
Sfpar5 Der auItur. 3uaue,
8riin iino Die Tiero an Dniebr.
StrdnO,
9ns iino Die ,Sarben BON Gnael.
lono,
Bel unIeren 0erbiinoetpn limb
uniteb percent aae @obIeeriihe Iro.
biens.
lt,to iest, mei1e Iiebe Granoe.
bouhe: pernid)ten Sic Oeutihlanb
uuo itiden gle mid Die quittierte
Rehnuna!
yours tri,lu,
Sir Sobn SSalitaii 9llmpuooirs.
= - -
11urrihitffrrlth
St~ifisfapitdn (er5GtNenO): ia
gelang es mir nah ddttdgiger 8es
f%dngenid)ait Den &annlbalen 5u ent.
flieben."
Game: r@ie fam es, boB man Sic
nid,t gleih p%er5ebrte?"
Shiiisfapitdn (faltbliiti9): Die
SauptlingSfrau bate ibr aotybu6
perleat."
Buffers 2ateiu.
auri: rEapa, i'd tam oieies las
teiniide @ort nid)t iiberiesen."
Edpo (nad)oem er Oas betreifeloe
@ort elm 8eilf,en augeitarrt bot):
.Wein Sobn. i'd balte es fiir rihti9er.
oab on Die lteberiesung ielbit iinoeit.
sd, f0nnte es Dir ia iagen, aber-iel6it
lit Der Wann! Ienfe mir an beine
aoniuautipnen, Oanl rplro's Ihou
aebeni"
aurl urbeitete Oen Nbeno binOurh,
obne ole lleberiesung su linden uno
4opa mill ANS Rrin5ip" nibt befieil.
(slm ndhiten Sag.) 8nrI: .SSSest
fenne id oas @ort, Tapn."
Iapa: vSiebit on, nlcin Sobn.
Wan muB MIR lpoaeu. Sd bate es
Dir id"
8arl (unterbred,enO): Ger 2eb.
rer hat's ms geiagt. Gs lit Elm 0rnds
febler."
Scine Surge.
Gin befunmter 8unoes ienatpr, BEL
len Satin cine beeeiiterte Sortdmpiee
rim fir Brurenitimmreft lit. urtcr.
belt lid nit einem Sreunoe iiber Die
PlGne Der Suifragetteu.
.@laubIt In, oaB Geine 8rau an
Der Yaraoe tb~eilnebmen piro2" fragte
Der Sreuno.
.Iapon bin i'd feit iiber5eigt," err
pioerte Ser Serr Senator. y0oS mir
momentum &opfserbrehen peruriaft,
lit sic Trage, oh lie midi 5pingen
miro. IN Der Haraoe mit5umarihi.
ren."
- - e
Wielcid,t!
y9tu, Som, mas treibt eigentlit, I'M.
ier alter 6reuno Bill Glarf9"
.Oer2! Wem er MIR bal6 10 gut
lit, mie Die Snifriit aui ieinem 8rab-
item beba,ptet. oanu iist er iest i'm
Simmel uno ipielt aitf elmer ertraIeis
nen aolbenen Surfe."
1rnffehler.
Rit boflihem @er,,Be empiuhl lif
Der aaminfebrer.
er lpltBtc, Dobcr Die alotidereien
famen. bcuE er faltnte leiue Eappel.
heimer.
,x ~ y
Shakespeare nnb III 81.
Us III ialt, ais oh Shakespeare Die
Seloentbot oes &apitdn Weobinsen
mo oes III 9" por9eabnt battle, benin
in ieiuem 2uitipieI n@as Chr ipollt"
iagt er IN Der I. SSene oeS 5. Iufs
jilges:
gr mar Ser Suuptmann zines min.
Siaen Shiffs,
Mad, 8roB uno Tldt,em Ban bon
fleinem 0ertb,
@omit CT lit 10 flrdtbor banbae.
Luxemburger gazette. [volume] (Dubuque, Iowa) 1871-1918, 1914-11-10
Cine Srase.

Soteloiener Ger elm por6eiraien.
oeS Iuto auibGlt): .Se, be, Gbauf.
feltr, buben Sic 3eit?"
Chauffeur: oSamobl, itebe i'll
Iienlten!"
Soteloiaer: pa. lpariim iahr'n
2 0enn Damn 10 ihneQ2"
Luxemburger gazette. [volume] (Dubuque, Iowa) 1871-1918, 1914-11-10
I'm Neitanraut.

Die S5ene ipielt in cirem Nep
Yorfer Neitaurant. Ter Salt bat Die
Speiiefarte ourhintbirt uub iagt 81,
Dem &ellner:
Sic, aeaner. ih mohte ein Ouiter
Step baber, aber geben Ste III Der
Slide senaue Suitruftioreu. lie
Milh mnb porber i~orgf1Itig erbitt
Luxemburger gazette. [volume] (Dubuque, Iowa) 1871-1918, 1914-11-10
Gin eiiriaer Shnupier.

Sic tragen INNER Spei Stuupi.
tobafsooien bel lid, Serr Gatb?"
,Sreilih! Die cine laBt man bod
mauhmal IN 6reunoeSfreiien herum-
seben, mittlerrueiIe id)uupfe id) aus
Ser au0ernl"
Luxemburger gazette. [volume] (Dubuque, Iowa) 1871-1918, 1914-11-10

rperoen, aeraOe bis sum aofen; Damn
iolen Die Guiterr obne GAUGE 0asus
9egeheu peroen; Die Suuce bari crit
nit Dem @eplirS oa~raugetban weroen.
Ratiirlid miiiien eS Blue Yoints Aus
itern iein, ierner iiiBe Butter unb nidt
obgerabmte Wild. Saben Sic MIDI
per~ital,ben?"
.SmobI. Serr." anttportete ser
aeluer. elite in Die Slide unb be.
Itellte BORT. einmal Spiter Sten."
- ~ y
Oihtcrlohn.
Oihter (fauit cine liite uoa Sbit
mo entOedt. oaB oieieIbe aus einem
gogen leines ne,ieiten @ertes bergee
Iteut lit. nit ironiidem 2aheln)
,WuBte ih $ bod, oab mein Sdafs
fen elnmal Sriid,te tragen piiroe."
e X -
Der fleinc Sd)lanmeier.
Sansden Tim Tleiiherlaoen): sd
mott' germ Dor iiinf 9iennige
@urit."
Ger Serf6ufer: las eibt's nItt.
Dor jebn 9iennige gibt's pelhe."
Sansden: .Na, oenn Dor 5ebn
Rfennise." (Der 0erfauier idneioet
oas 0erIangte ab.) nllno III iein sc
bod 10 ireunoIit mo ihneioen Sc
mir Oas in 5rpei EbeiIe." (@eldiebt.)
Sea, ieb'n Sc wohl, mics Dor ) Eieu'
niae gibt2"
Luxemburger gazette. [volume] (Dubuque, Iowa) 1871-1918, 1914-11-10
Sein eriter Weoanfe.

MIetber: Limo 3abnidmler5en
bate i6 oieie gsad,t! Die @Gnoe bin
i6 bohgeeausen."
SausDirtb: lin 8ottes Dillen,
Die ueilen Tapeten!"
Luxemburger gazette. [volume] (Dubuque, Iowa) 1871-1918, 1914-11-10

Tut Eiero.
@rieg eibt's. @s orongen fth Die
Shaaren
gu pielen, bielen tauieno Wann;
Der Siingite ielbit mill oa niht feblen.
60 fommt audi SSpden aliiters MI.
Gin redJter WfedIenburaer Sunge,
@arb crit gum 5riibiabr iefSebn
Sabr',
LIMO ltebt nun Oa nit foridem Wtaer
limo modJte nit ais Elm Suldr.
I'D, @ott, lie moQen i'm ntht baben.
.9u iiebit 5Dar ltramm unO ItattIld
ans,
9o6 baben mir aenug genommen.
Sch, Sofen aliiters, MIR nod
Saus!"
Ood Sot)eu ilenut beinab' nno
bettelt
limo meitt nm feiuen Sd,ritt uno
lritt:
yIh. leilpe Serrn, id modt' 10 airne;
Gen Wanu,--ne fam BOD moll nod
mit!"
Der Mianu, nuil ia. bos gIng' am
Gnbe,"
@irb Soden &liiters oo erfldrt;
God reiten miiiien Die Sularen,
ltnb tort lit id)on baa leste Bfero."
Ia IGhelt Sotrn aliiters itruhIeno:
.0os IierO, oa benw id iorgt oafor,
Cat bemm id mitbr0dt al Don
Satern,-
Iat Eierb, ibr Serrl iteiht Dor De
Dor!"
y - y
8emiitblid).
Der 0ottor, Der Apotbeter, Der
SorltmeiIter mo Der 8eriftsnotar
iisen i'm balb ;nolf nod, betm Shops
pen. Ger 0oli5eioiener fommt 5um
speiten RaIe nit itrenger amtsmiene
bereir uno iagt:
.Wteine Serren. iest ilft aber
o'BoIi3eiituno' gang s'piB porbei;-
aber &c fonnet no net furt, s reguet
grad iallmGbig."
y y I
8ru6.
Eatient: .Serr Iottor. mas mag
oas MIR iein, i'd babe nad Der Gr5net
10 einen iheublihen rletaai'ter Sc.
ifmad i'm Munoe."
arat (drgerlid): nS'rum reoen
Sic AUDI 9le6."
y ~ y
Sm Heitanrant.
Die S5ene ipieIt in cirem Hep
Yorfer Neitaurant. Ter Salt bat Die