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Vilas County news. [volume] (Eagle River, Vilas County, Wis.) 1896-1927, 1914-04-08
NOT PEACE, BUT A SWORD

low $4,000 in 1908, and are now 54.643.
Inc British navy numbers $4,000, the
German 1915, the United States g..
9O7 and the French 1886 men.
Profits in Armament and Coal.
The Krupp trials in Germany show
to what lengths in bribery the great
armament firm at Essen, through its
directors and managers, went in order
to obtain contracts from the German
government. Indictments were found
against the Krupp officers and agents,
largely in consequence of revelations
in the reichstag, by Liebknecht, a So
cial Democrat They were charged
with bribing members of the military
and naval establishment between 1903
and 1913 and the disclosures at the
trial proved their guilt More than
this, however, these disclosures gave
publicity to the enormous profits de-
rived by the Krupp concern and
showed where the fines from the tax
payers pockets went. The result is
to strengthen the cause Of the advo-
Gates of disarmament Patriotism,
which bluff old Doctor Johnson called
the last refuge of scoundrels, is shown
to be in naval expenditure argument
the first resort of thieves.
But war vessels must be operated
and maintained as well as built-and
here the owner of coal mines-and,
more recently, since oil is used for
fuel, the owner of oil properties-is,
in various ways and for his own per-
sonal ends, jealous advocate of more
and bigger ships. A dreadnaught
burns 40 tons OF best coal every hour.
British landlords draw royalty of 80
cents a ton for coal mined. Every
British dreadnaught in use, therefore,
means 5000 a day to the owner of the
coal royalty.
The "Naval Holiday" Proposal.
Perhaps that is why" said Kerr
Hardie, the British labor leader, some
of the peers and their friends in tho
house of commons are so keen to in
crease the navy!" Perhaps, also, it is
one reason why the nobly eloquent
appeal for years naval holiday of
Vilas County news. [volume] (Eagle River, Vilas County, Wis.) 1896-1927, 1914-04-08
More Popular Role.

Francis Burton Harrison, the new
governor general of the Philippines,
has a gift of repartee which, in his
entertainments in his beautiful Fifth
avenue house, he exercises brilliantly.
At one OF Mr.. Harrison's dinners a
group of professional reformers'
came up for discussion.
well" remarked a Bostonian, ''as
Longfellow says, we knock or are
knocked in this world-we must all of
us be either hammer or anvil in this
world, to use the precise words of the
poet"
1--WE must all be either hammer or
anvil eh?" said Mr.. Harrison But
how about the bellows?"
Vilas County news. [volume] (Eagle River, Vilas County, Wis.) 1896-1927, 1914-04-08
Making and Breaking.

Senator Hitchcock was talking about
New Year resolutions.
Resolutions are a good thing to
make, bad thing to break" he said.
ITO many men seem to make reso-
lutions only to break them afterward
They are like Smythe.
when Smythe came home very late
on January 2, cigar in his mouth, and
an odor of alcohol about him, his wife
said bitterly:
"'Only yesterday you swore off late
hours, whisky and tobacco, and now
look at you! You've broken all three
of your resolutions.
1--WE |, dearie-hic-what of it?'
said Smythe in a hurt voice. I can
hic-make others, c-can't ~"
Vilas County news. [volume] (Eagle River, Vilas County, Wis.) 1896-1927, 1914-04-08
Boiled Fish With White Sauce

Lay plate on a large napkin am
place the fish on this; tie the napkin
corners together and set the whole In
a deep saucepan; fill with boiling wa.
ter seasoned highly with salt, pepper,
vinegar and a few cloves. Boil very
gently till done, then lift the fish out
by the napkin corners again. unite
and slip the fish from the plate to a
hot platter.
Boiled fish should be served with a.
hot creamed sauce, chopped hard
boiled eggs and a little parsley, or
with the same sauce mixed with oys-
tiers, shrimps or lobster.
Vilas County news. [volume] (Eagle River, Vilas County, Wis.) 1896-1927, 1914-04-08
Easy Way to Stretch Small Curtains

Easy Way to Stretch Small Curtains
The many small curtains of scrim
or muslin which belong at transom
windows, French doors, bathroom VIM
dows, ETC., are often very hard to
make even after they are ironed in
the usual way An easy and success
full way to do up such small curtains
is to iron the headings only; then
while the curtain is quite damp,
stretch it on the top and lower rods
where it belongs. This stretching of
it while wet, will draw the curtain
into the right size and shape, and with
out uneven edges.
Vilas County news. [volume] (Eagle River, Vilas County, Wis.) 1896-1927, 1914-04-08
Her Future Is Safe.

Judge Ben Lindsey says Of his new
wife: She's beautiful; she has won
derful mind; she's fine housekeeper;
she's interested in humanity; she's the
perfect woman"
''Yes, and he'll say the same ten
years hence if they areNboth living"
How do you know?"
II have seen their pictures"
"And you mean to tell me that you
could read all that in her face?"
mot in her face, in her height. She's
bigger than the judge"
Vilas County news. [volume] (Eagle River, Vilas County, Wis.) 1896-1927, 1914-04-08

,.,,,s-steaming across the
a -oan sea, the latest view OF
-. Of the Italian peninsula
e., VI Island a. Of Sicily, where Mes
I.Ssa,noke-oyerwhelmed, yet lies
NJ T5ree Italian war vessels lay
y, in the southernmost harbOr.
w. ;, tbe coast Of Africa at Port
northern gateway to the
Ds'T" the tremendous contribu-
!. ,' h. prosperity of peace, which
I. N DeLesseps gave to the
~ first objects seen were a
s :. Of a French Med
". saat. Thus runs the Euro
'- ..,tiropt TO naval display and
y sT1enditure that it makes nee
+ blocking the path of prog
I, vster is the battleship, barring
,:,srav to prosperity upon land
w. stands and even the air is
- I'm the shadows Of war bal
s-iror TO and fro above the
b Trope is an armed camp and
-, around are roadsteads for
I..giss Of many nations.
Evrope's War Fever.
am "a hermit the Mediterranean
n be a French lake?" says an
ssbinet minister, and he pre-
~nt be new chamber of deputies
4 FIR s2OOOO.0OO for naval con-
Inn. four superdreadnaughts of
Z inns each. I'VE must not be
Iai BY Germany" declares the
81 minister of war, and promptly
prstors and deputies, amid fer
,71esls to national patriotism,
Into law a measure providing
ses years, instead Of two years,
sr,alsory military service. In
Zeppelin airship, built avow-
r military use, explodes, killing
PERSONS. The war lord gives a
r funeral with high honors to
ssd sends another airship to
l557e the capital that all may
Ind orders others to be construct
Fi all possible speed. The fever
1gge between European nations
be largest and strongest army
ay shows itself in the articles
Vilas County news. [volume] (Eagle River, Vilas County, Wis.) 1896-1927, 1914-04-08
The Reason Why.

Father says he's going to kill pig
and can you use side Of pork?"
Eyes, my boy" said the postmaster
"Tell him to send it as soon as he can
A week passed away, and as the
meat had not arrived the postmaster
reminded the boy of his order.
81 expect you forgot to tell your ia
Their, you young rascal" said the for
mer, good humoredly.
ooh, no, sir, didn't" said the young
ster "My father hasn't killed the pig
"How's that, Tommy"
eft got better"
Vilas County news. [volume] (Eagle River, Vilas County, Wis.) 1896-1927, 1914-04-08
Good Fuel.

"The agricultural department dis
tributed 35,OOO,OOO farming bulletins
during 1913. That ought to help the
food supply, eh?"
Ought to help the fuel supply, any
how. kansas City Journal
Vilas County news. [volume] (Eagle River, Vilas County, Wis.) 1896-1927, 1914-04-08
His HeIpmeet.

Every time one of his acquafnt-
ances has a bit of luck and makes
pot OF money he grieves over it.
That's because he knows that when
he gets home his wife will jump onto
him because he didn't make pot OF
money"
Vilas County news. [volume] (Eagle River, Vilas County, Wis.) 1896-1927, 1914-04-08
Revenge.

Girl Shopper-Why did you make
that poor salesman pull down all that
stuff and then not buy anything?
Second Ditto-Why, the mean fell
low was in a car yesterday and never
offered me his seat, though l looked
right at him; so 1 just decided
would get even.
Vilas County news. [volume] (Eagle River, Vilas County, Wis.) 1896-1927, 1914-04-08
Cost of Politeness,

I'm afraid 1 gave that waiter too
big a tip" said the frugal diner.
HE seemed quite appreciative."
That's it. I merely wanted him to
say Thank you I didn't expect him
to bow and say Good night, sir"
Vilas County news. [volume] (Eagle River, Vilas County, Wis.) 1896-1927, 1914-04-08
To strain Oatmeal

Instead of rubbing the baby's oat
meal through sieve in order to strain
it, l purchased an ordinary flour SITTER:
and by simply turning the handlei
the oatmeal is easily passed through
and the result is light, foamy sub
stance which is far more palatable
for the baby.
Vilas County news. [volume] (Eagle River, Vilas County, Wis.) 1896-1927, 1914-04-08
When You Can Fruit.

One tablespoonful of glycerin to
each pound of fruit in preserves pre-
vents the formation of sugary >crysl
tai coating on top. In stewing fruit.
fresh or evapcrated, two tablespoon
fuls of glycerin to each pound of
fruit and a pinch of salt and less sugar
is a great improvement.
Vilas County news. [volume] (Eagle River, Vilas County, Wis.) 1896-1927, 1914-04-08
GETTING 1t Rioht,

rs your husband in the habit of
smoking between meals?" inquired
the doctor of the patients wife.
We'll, no, not exactly" she replied;
with him it's case of eating be-
tween smokes"
Vilas County news. [volume] (Eagle River, Vilas County, Wis.) 1896-1927, 1914-04-08

Mrs. Muggins-My husband is the
LATEST man on earth.
Mrs. Guggins-Dear me! 1 wonder
if he is lazier than Mr.. Guggins.
Mrs. Muggins-Indeed he Is. Why,
he even ordered soft coal for the fur
mace, because he thought it would
be easier to shovel than hard coal!
Vilas County news. [volume] (Eagle River, Vilas County, Wis.) 1896-1927, 1914-04-08
Quite Common.

Z found case of auto suggestion in
that family"
Insanity in the case?"
NO; the young ones want their ia
Their to buy them q motor car"
Vilas County news. [volume] (Eagle River, Vilas County, Wis.) 1896-1927, 1914-04-08
Always First.

81 suppose you let your husband
assume a leadership in the affairs OF
the homer"
81 do" replied Mrs. Tangolia Trips.
He's the only one in the house who
pays any attention to the alarm
clock"
Vilas County news. [volume] (Eagle River, Vilas County, Wis.) 1896-1927, 1914-04-08
No Hindrance.

Student-Would you, perhaps, buy
this Greek dictionary?
Antiquary-I am sorry, but I buy
only whole libraries.
Student-Just So This book is the
whole of my library -Fliegende Blat-
ter,
Vilas County news. [volume] (Eagle River, Vilas County, Wis.) 1896-1927, 1914-04-08
Mean Man.

This is beautiful book" said Mrs.
Gabb. This philosopher claims mar
riage is a remedy for loneliness"
1T isn't a remedy" replied Mr..
Gabb. ut is a counter irritant."
Vilas County news. [volume] (Eagle River, Vilas County, Wis.) 1896-1927, 1914-04-08

lFsss, IL the debates in parlia-
y the talk in the street. in the
Is On the roadways, in the
= NE sea. And in order to give
y EaF-Iever, which keeps him
-'''l Ior other and better things,
-Iopean patient taxes himself to
,~'S1 Incredible amount. He pays
lucy Tor an irritant unto trouble
--s social progress lags and
10 women and children suffer
= Of opportunity to live.
'l5 navy is today's largest ex-
-,'s, Navy leagues are formed,
--'S as IN Germany with impe-
.-'oHage, in order to stimulate
n s4a create a public opinion
I, VII support larger appropria-
M, '-e press is used, whenever
\ 10 give publicity to argu-
n VI. :. more ships and to stir ma
.-'Oe by statements, often I'M
!, 70 What other nations are
| u Intend to do.
's'a'ring Cost of Navies.
\ I s-Fes showing the extent to
M, taxpayers Of the nations of
!. ~ permit themselves to be
M, '1eT aayies are staggering.
80 expert Of the London Daily
!. H.. al great journals of Eu-
/, = naval experts, sometimes
i - -s pay Of the journal-fur-
! sv- Isures showing the total
] ~, .,..2eliure for 19O4-5 and the
49, IoF 1854 by the princi-
s sTr my o. the world. They show
Z P-... -SVt-5. 1894.
d San San S295,3lO,375 $685., 1OS, $50
8 S'-tes, lo0.gO1,55O 147'494885
s,,y -. 59.749,53O 121,247,27O
d "''' 5o,52O,OOO 1875, 500
'''" 6l,9l2,165 1O2. 2$8.815
{ ''''' 100000 5O,7S9, $50
"a. ''''' I051O,74O 49.SO4. o6O
~sav
Ss .. - l3,07z3OO 8O,OS2. 755
d S Eases Of Great Britain. the
Ia Ar, ['@,es Russia, Germany.
& p;- 3 Japan, the totals this year
L rss- -Ssl recorded. The figures
!: il some, r..l5 are also the highest
:ais WI. , the exception of those
n ,o which, after being about
'''5 and 1905. dropped be-
Ottumwa tri-weekly courier. [volume] (Ottumwa, Iowa) 1903-1916, 1914-10-17
Daddy: sBedtirne
o. How Labor Day
DCOV- Was Celebrated
On a Farm.

well children that going to
4 day." ~
tell about there In air
late morning unusual activity.
the hills and tnged the world with rose color
all
neighed whinned
bleated
chickens cacked
gobbed all those animals had
made welcoming the return of day.
a IN
Promptly
the and
their clothing ck
flourish.
there parade f fellow
their brsles brushes
jolhaon
over in the plan?
Of all asseated
b. In and scattered
willingly they
holiday to anticipate"
doing the holiday? asked
thinker
obliged
the other animals by Growing on their holiday morning.
Ottumwa tri-weekly courier. [volume] (Ottumwa, Iowa) 1903-1916, 1914-10-17
TEACHERS PENSION
LAW THIS SESSION
BILL BEING DRAFTED NOW TO BE
SUBMITTED At STATE CON-
VENTION IN NOVEMBER.

Des Moines, Oct. 15.-Three import
ant measures for the improvement of
the school system of Iowa probably
will be before the next general assem-
bly,. The Iowa state teachers associa-
ton will recommend teachers pen
sion bill and probably measure ask
ing for the appointment of a commits
sion to study Iowa's educational field
and revise the laws affecting educa-
ton. The state educational depart
ment will ask for larger appropria-
ton for consolidated schools. Two
years ago the sum set aside was $780,
900.
The committee appointed by the
State Teachers association at the
convention last year, is prepared to
submit draft of teachers pension
bill which has been prepared. The
committee took all of the pension
bills in existence and studied them,
picking out the best features for an
Iowa bill The measure will be
printed so that each teacher who at
tends the convention to be held in
Des Moines in November, will be CIV
en- copy.
According to reports the principal
features of the bill will be:
Provision for state tax levy not
to exceed three-tenths mill annually
After June 1, 1916 each teacher in
the state shall pay fee annually to
the county superintendent; teachers
of less than six years service SO;
from 6 to Is years service Sc, more
than fifteen years service $3.50 until
each person has paid 5000 to the state
fund.
Upon retirement teachers shall pay
additional 5000 to state fund, making
total contribution of s400.
Any teacher serving twenty-five or
more years, fifteen of which in this
state, the last five Immediately pre-
ceding retirement, may retire at age
of so to 81 inclusive on an annuity
of $500 year; from SIS to SO years,
on an annuity of $3.50.
Any teacher serving more than
twenty years in this state and hav-
ing reached the age of 60 years may
retire on annuity of $500 year. An
nuities to be paid in quarterly install
ments.
Any teacher having fifteen years
service may. be retired for physical or
mental disability upon proportionate
Ottumwa tri-weekly courier. [volume] (Ottumwa, Iowa) 1903-1916, 1914-10-17
BONAPARTE.

Mrs. Burchett and little daughter
Margaret are visiting her son in
Ottumwa. -/
Mrs. Thos. Hanback, and Miss Mary
Hahcack are visiting Keosauqua rela-
tives.
Miss Refa Packer was hostess to the
Kensington Tuesday evening.
Miss Gertrude Cheney went to Eldon
Tuesday to visit friends.
Mrs. Mary Palmer of Aledo, ILL.,, is
enjoying visit with the Burnett fam
lilies.
Mr.. and Mrs. Annison Bradford and
son Carroll of Luray, Mo-, visited here
last week with relatives.
Mr.. and Mrs. Joe Loofborrow of
Fairfield visited relatives here last
week
Mr. and Mrs. Geo. Cheney Of Moberly,
Mo-, are visiting here with relatives.
Mr.. and Mrs. Ebert Shaffer of Mis-.
souri, Valley. Ia, Mrs. Shaffer and Mrs
Anna Doeling of Pennington visited
here last week at the Jerome Long
home.
G. w. James has returned from an
extended trip to Illinois.
Mr.. and Mrs. D. w. RunkleS of Of
tumwa expect to move here soon and
will occupy their property on Main
street.
Mrs. r. E. Meek was hostess to the
Whist club Tuesday afternoon.
Mrs. Lulu Trimlbe and Miss Ethe
} Ewing have returned from u visit al
Jacksonville. Mo.
Ottumwa tri-weekly courier. [volume] (Ottumwa, Iowa) 1903-1916, 1914-10-17
SIGOURN EY.

The first number of this winters
lecture course was given Friday even
ing at Fridays opera house by the
Hoosier quartet. The house was filled
to it's capacity and the audience ap-
preciated the program to the fullest ex-
tent.
G. H. Smith Of Kansas City, Mo-, ar
rived in the city Tuesday for visit
with friends. Mr.. Smith for many
years prior to his removal to Kansas
City was a practicing attorney here
and he enjoys the acquaintance of
many of the people of this city and
community.
Mr.. and Mrs. Frank Reinert of New
York City arrived in the city Wednes-
day evening for a visit at the home Of
the formers father, Michael Reinert
Rev. P. H. Peterson of Pella was a
transfer passenger here Monday from
South English on his way home.
Mr.. and Mrs. A. j. Fear of Green
City, Mo-, came in Tuesday for q visit
at the Dr. Milo Fear home.
Mrs. E. J. Horton and Mrs. Kate
Passig were passengers for Marshall.
town Tuesday morning.
Mr.. and Mrs. J. S. Harper of He'd
rick are spending the week in the city
with their daughter, Mrs. J. II. Snyder.
Ottumwa tri-weekly courier. [volume] (Ottumwa, Iowa) 1903-1916, 1914-10-17
Little Benny's Note Book
BY LEE PAPE

had va fife with Pubs Simkins
sissy cuzzin Persey this AFTERNOON,
witch he can fife bettir than you wood
think for sutch skinney kid, but
liked him jest the saim awl rite and
he went hoam with fearse buddy
noze.
Tonite vile we was Getting suppir
pop sed, o yes, | awlmost forgot,
passed Mrs. Simkins avn her frunt
steps vile was avn my way hoam,
and she told me that this yung blud-
thersty outlaw of ours had attacked,
assawltid and uthirwize assailed that
yung Persey neffew of hers.
I did not, sed, we jest had fte.
Be that as it may, sed pop, she
scanned so rawt up about it that
promised | wood make Benny ipolo-
gize.
And perfecktly rite, to, sed ma.
No nam, no sir. sed, watts the use
of licking fello if you half to go up
to him and ipologize afterwards.
Thares sumthing in that, sed pop,
but I told Mrs. Simkins l wood make
you izpress yure contrishin, so at leest
you will half to send him ritten
zoology, rite it aftir suppir and let me
see it.
Ottumwa tri-weekly courier. [volume] (Ottumwa, Iowa) 1903-1916, 1914-10-17
KELLER IS GIVEN
VERDICT BY JURY
DEFENDANT in SAND CASE IN
VoLvING CONTRACT is WIN
NER IN SUIT.

w. S. Keller was given verdict this
morning by the jury in the case in
which John Hohl was appearing as
plaintiff against him. The action IN
volved the alleged violation OF con-
tract concerning the hauling or sano
and the land over which 1t was 10 pc
taken. The jury retired at $3.50 Wednes-
day evening and came in at the opening
Of court this morning. Arguments were
heard this morning by the court Tor
new trial in the case of Mary Z. hull
man vs. the City of Ottumwa.
A decree signed by Judge Vermlllon
Wednesday RECEIVERS judgment and
forecloses mortgage for the plalntiII
in the case of J. A. ballard VS.. Stella
M. Lowe ct al. The report OF the au-
ministrator in the estate of Charles A.
Anderson and tnat of the referee in the
estate Of Elizabeth Jane Order have
been approved by the court c. e. Rus
sell has been appointed administrator
in the estate of Minnie e. Russell and
an order in the guardianship of Leila
Eslinger. orders w. A. Brown the
guardian, to pay over money to MS
ward
The Taylor King Marble Co. has filed
a petition against Lucille l. Allen and
william H. UT, as executor and >trus-
tee of the last will and testament OF
Sarah l.. Utt The company asks to
have the court appoint receiver to
take charge OF the property involved;
to set aside a deed made by UT to Mrs.
Allen for Ottrrnwa business property
and to have her account for all the
rents, income and profits which have
been derived by her under the deed and
to render judgment. against Mrs. Al
len in favor of the Taylor-King Marble
Co., for the sum of s9O5. The Des
Moines Packing Co. has filed petition
against the Fletcher meat market IN
which it asks a judgment for $251.O3
with interest on goods alleged to have
been purchased by the defendant dur
ing the months of May, June and July,
1914. The Edison Keith Co. VS.. Letta j.
Eaker is the title Of petition filed this
morning The plaintiff seeks q judg-
ment for s130.40 for merchandise alleg-
ed to have been purchased from the
COMPANY by the defendant:
Ottumwa tri-weekly courier. [volume] (Ottumwa, Iowa) 1903-1916, 1914-10-17
CHARLTON.

Mr.. and Mrs. Samuel Lambert of
Columbus Junction, former well known
residents of Whitebreast township, ar
rived a few days ago for visit of
several weeks with their daughters
Mrs. Lewella Campbell of this city and
township
A marriage license has been issued by
the county clerk to George N. TIMBER
hover, 10, of Purdy, and Norma H.
Scott, 16, of Russell
Rev and Mrs. c. o. Peterson Of
Grant City, Mo-, who had been spend
ing a few days in Charlton with their
niece, Mrs Arvid Englund, went to
Oakley last evening to visit his broth
ers, August and Gust Peterson
Mr.. and Mrs. Gurwell of Creston
came last evening Tor visit with Mr..
Gurwells sister, Mrs. Esther Written,
and nephews, Ed and Charles Gurwell
and families.
Mr.. and Mrs. Charles Smith of Ash
ton, Mo-, are visiting in Charlton With
Mrs. Smiths sister, Mrs. Clara Wright,
and brother-in-law. 1sam Adcock. Mrs
Smith and Mrs Wright spent the day
yesterday with friends in Lucas.
Rev. Hugh F. Moore of Sac City,
a former pastor of the Baptist church
at this place, was here q few days this
week greeting old friends.
Mr.. and Mrs. F. NJ. Shular, who had
been spending several weeks with rela-
tives and old friends in this county
and with their son, Vint Shular Of
Indianola. departed yesterday for St.
Cloud. Florida, where they expect to
reside in the future if pleased with the
country.
I Miss Oma Snedaker, who is employed
in Des Moines as a stenographer, is
spending a few weeks vacation in
Charlton with her parents, Mr. and
Mrs. w. H. Snedaker. Accompanied
by her sister, Mrs. Claude Patrick, she
went to Woodburn yesterday to spend
a few days at the T. J. Allen home.
Miss Blanche Scott of Redfield visit
ed in Charlton yesterday with Mrs
Fred S. Riser. enroute to Mt. Pleas
ant to attend the convention of the
Women's Foreign Missionary society.
T. J. Watkins of Independence, Mo-,
who had been visiting in Charlton with
his sister, Mrs. John X. Cochran re-
turned home yesterday.
Ottumwa tri-weekly courier. [volume] (Ottumwa, Iowa) 1903-1916, 1914-10-17

: WITCH aftir. suppir l did, avn a page
toar out of my hoam werk book, say
ing to pop aftir had did it, Hers the
ipology, pop, do you wunt to reed it.
No, you reed 1t to me, | luv to heer
an awthor give a reeding frum his own
works. sed pop. So red it out lowd,
beeing this:
Persey, Deer Sir,
In regard to riteing you biology
for giving you a buddy noze in a fife
outside of Mommy Simminses stoar
east of the telegram pole this aftir-
noon, | wood say that l am pritty
sorry for making yure noze bleed, but
if had gave you black eyes besides
/ mite be sorryer, and the ony reezin
I dident give you black eyes besides
was bekause we dident fite lawng
enuff. Respectively,
Benny Potts
That's sum ipology, sed pop, in fackt,
| think it's q littel to good to send to
a low brow like Persey. l don't think
he is literary enuff to apprisheate it,
but thares sum Intellectual fellos
down at the orffiss that mite undir-
stand it, give it to me.
WITCH I did