Saturday news. (Watertown, S.D.) 19??-19??, 1914-02-12

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a Wednesday 3 II
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Saturday so Ill i;
Gee HOSEA fat, What the worlc
, got into the weather nan fellow?
Jumping Jerusalem! Goodnesst Whai
the Sam Hill happened at the station
anyhow? Did he get drunk and just
let 'er slide or what? Why, the mar
might have caught a lot of us out
of coal and hen what! Look at Sat
urday, why it vas simply awful. Why
oar eats Coaldn't get from the barn
to the house at all-think of such a
horrible day as that. Gracious, If we
would attempt to express our opinion
of such an absolute inCompetency as
that weather fellow gave evidence OF
Saturday We couldn't do it. The Ian
guage hasn't got enough ~adjeCtives to
convey our thoughts.
Humph! II you thought. MIR. w.
Man, that you had SO softened us by
your nice weather that we could not
stand a cold snap, We got fooled blam-
ed bad. didn't ye. Why. we Just en-
joyed it, and Fred Heathcote went to
town the same as usual. Land sake,
the snow sneaking along the ground
and through the trees like steam made
us old timers feel young again. Blu
3hen. We can get along now for a
while if you wish, dear sir.
Mr.. Kent, mail carrier on route
number ?, made an attempt to go
over his route Saturday but turned
back after reaching the Wellington
home.
William Lewis was a Lake City Wis
itor the first Of the week.
The babe at the Blair Tessier home
which has been quite sick with a
species of sore mouth, is better.
Mrs. Carr, of whom we made men
zion last week, as being seriously
i'll at Rochester, died at that place
Thursday night of cancer. Her re-
mains came to this place Saturday,
accompanied by her husband and her
sister. Funeral services were held at
the Hammond residence at 2 o'clock
Sunday afternoon and at the church
in Kampeska at 8 o'clock, attended by.
a large number Of the people of the
community. The body was laid at
rest in the Kampeska grave yard.
Mrs. Carr vas the daughter of Mrs
Hammond, living east of town, by a
former husband, Mr.. Jenkins. She
was 80 years of age, and leaves a
husband, two children, two brothers,
sister and mother to mourn her loss.
Rev. Bonner, of Watertown, preached
the funeral Messrs. Dean
and Oleson and Mrs. Dean sang. Mrs.
Dawson played the organ Messrs.
Geo. Dean, Geo. Williams, Hanlon
Purcell. Joshua Purcell, Earl Tigner
and Arthur Sasse acted as pail bear
ers. The funeral was in charge Of
Joseph Purcell. Attending the fun
eral were Nj. Cal Burns of Clark,
Mrs. Morris and son. of Clark, and
Mrs. Chas. Phipps and Miss Goldie, Of
Garden City.
Mrs, Morris is taking care OF her
son at Yahota, who is quite sick.
Mr.. and Mrs. Fred Sasse and ME-.
and Mrs. J. j. Purcell spent Saturday
night at the Hammond home.
Mrs. Waldron has been among the
ailing ones the past week, suffering
from a severe headache and grippe.
Il Mr.. and Mrs. Joshua Purcell visited
with Mr.. and Mrs. Perry Burk today
tMondayl.
Vernon Porter, Miss Helen Wishard
and brother, Earl, called upon Frank
Carnes and sister. Miss Marie, sun
day evening.
Paul, Otto and Robert David called
at the Fred schwandt home Sunday
evening,
The Misses Beath, Carnes, Porter
and Fern Heathcote, Messrs. Frank
Carnes, Carl, Edward, Fred and Ar
thur schwandt and Gerald Heathcofe
called at the Nelson Porter home Sum
day afternoon.
Remember. the News win be sent
TO q new subscriber for one year for
sl2osif paid for this month. Hand to-
any correspondent OF the news. Geo.
Kendall, or at the store In Kampeska.
This offer is good during February
and is q most liberal offer indeed.
Abe Martin, you all know Abe, re-
iates that the dress OF the ladies III
q recent ball appeared like as Though
they might have Just escaped hastily
from q burning building. Abe's obr
H~seryation reminds us Of a story. Al
young fellow from the country WAS I'll
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