La Junta tribune., 1914-09-05

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him reelected 10 congress. Suffer
Ing cats. Has Woody gone crasyi-
Pueblo Sunday Opinion.
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ITS lucky thing Columbus dis
covered America. else We might ali
have been across the water In the
midst Of all this war II the way
Tie Webb City Register plays the
glad game.
Can anybody explain how Il comes
that some Of the best girls on earth
never have . beau. while S0me Of the
most trivial and empty-headed girls
there are have q new beau every
week. and some Of 'em twice = week!
Congressman George J. kindel
has certainly landed some hard ones
on that prince Of political takers.
Kongressman Keatins. who is gross
" misreprcsenting Colorado. Kin
del will be an independent candidate
for the United States senate.
II In charged that Ed Heating. who
II after the nomination for congress
from the third district does not pay
one cent Of taxes In that district.
Voters In that district should at least
nominate some man that In \ resi-
dent Of the district.--Hotchkiss
Times.
~ know n celebrated spring. the
waters OF which are supposed 70
have an excellent effect on the Nv
er." said Mr.. Edison. recently. "a
friend Of mine. whose liver was In
very bad condition. went there and
took the waters. with such effect
that when he finally died OF extreme
old age they had 10 take his liver out
and Kill Il with . club"
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Austria attacks Servia. Germany
attacks Russia and France. Russia
and France and England attack Ger
many. England attacks Austria. Aus
tsia goes TO var with England. Ger
many attacks Belgium and japan At
tacks 0ermany:
There's n cat In the garden laying for
rat.
There's a boy with u catapuit A-isyinx
for the cat.
TIE cats name is sussn. the boys
name IL lin.
And his father round the corner 10 a.
laying for him
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A report issued recently by the
Federal Bureau Of Education shows
that there are ten commercial schools
and business colleges In Colorado.
The 1914 enrolment was :.1es pu-
0lls. u IL estimated that more than
half this number completed the com.
0errial courses and large number
are employed In Colorado business
institutions. In the entire nation
ehere are els business colleges and
commercial schools aud they accom-.
0oAatr lsO.sS7 students annually.
Thls 10 IN average annual attendance
es sso pupils per school.
There IL causs. iadeed. serious
easse." says the staf.Jousnai. dem.
oesatic organ. for the uneasiness
Which exists over The success Of the
6saocrasie ticket at The Novembes
election" Evidensiy sAe democratic
candidates have not bssa Fecelvins
. very cordial recspsioa over The
sests. and ere already beginnins Ia
- the handwritins on the vail. even
before the primary election. that the
democrstic ticket In its eutirssy Il
going down 10 isaominiovs defeat
tbs fall. The way Of the trsnssres.
sos 10 sure tough.
IN. Hubert Work, rspsb,icss
candidate for Uaised states ssaalos
b the primaries ee nexs week. vsl
Q u Jsnta Visitor lest Wednesday
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