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Mansfield mirror. (Mansfield, Wright County, Mo.) 1908-1957, 1914-07-23
MT. PLEASANT MUSE
Hastily Told Truths by Vio-
let That Please All the
Mirror Readers
July p, 1914.

July p, 1914.
Still hot and dry.
Violet is with you again.
Ruby Dennis has come home
from Macomb.
The 1914 crop of blackberries
has been harvested.
Thomas Dean painted Gid
Dennis house last week.
Rev. j. E. Seal went away
Monday to hold a meeting.
Candidates are hustlng like
they are having a hard time.
Hiram Jackson's spent Tues.
day night at Barney Smiths.
We notice Mrs. Skies marketed
a fine bunch of hogs Thursday.
Harve Young and wife visited
her parents, O. p. Wilcox and
wife, Monday.
Rev. Anderson filed his ap
pointment at Zena Sunday and
returned home Monday.
Katherine, where were you
last week? l miss you very
much for | know who you are.
Sam Germans spent Friday
night at Barney Smiths. Thorn
as Germans were there Satur.
day.
Orel Dennis has returned
from Kansas and reports crops
fine and lain plentiful IN that
state.
Don't you all think Ace is an
interesting write? keep il
mum; he borrows his dope
The Devil
Miss Zena Smith and sister,
Mrs. Cora Selby, and children,
took supper at Mrs. Gid Dennis
Wednesday night.
Autos are real busy this week
travelling the Odin and Hartv Inc
roads, and the auto truck has
been hauling picnic parties &c
and from the Gasconade.
Mt. Pleasant Baptist churcl
meets Saturday before the sec
ond Sunday in each month, Rev
A. Ross, moderator. Sunday
school at 8 p. IN, j. Fl. Ayers,
superintendent.
Herman Hensley. son Of Tai
bert Hensley and wife, died Sat
urday evening about 9 O'Clock
funeral services We're conducted
by Rev. j. f. Seal at the Mt
Pleasant church and the body
was laid to rest in the HenSley
cemetery. The parents and rel
atives have the sympathy of tho
entire community.
VIOLET.
Mansfield mirror. (Mansfield, Wright County, Mo.) 1908-1957, 1914-07-23

Large tract of good farming
land now open for free settle.
ment in Oregon. Over 200 600
acres in all. Good climate, rich
soil, and does not require irriga-
ton to raise finest crops of grain,
fruit and garden truck. For
large map, full instructions and
information, and a plat of several
sections Of exceptionally good
send $3.4O to John Keefe.
Oregon City, Oregon. An oppor.
tunity to get a good fertile free
near town and mar
ket.
Mansfield mirror. (Mansfield, Wright County, Mo.) 1908-1957, 1914-07-23

Excelsior Springs, NO., July II, 1914.
Dear Sister Mamie: We re-
ceived your kind letter all right
and in due time. We are all well
except myself. | am very poor
ly; can't live very long, unless /
take a change for the better.
Aunt Jane has been wanting
me to write and answer your let.
ter for several days but | am so
poorly and so blind I could not
write.
Our June meeting went off all
right-had a large attendance
,joiners they are to be baptized
next meeting. We had several
preachers - Elders Bartlett, Ket-
chum, Ford, Jerry Smith James
Dale, and our own preachers. ex'
cept myself. | could not go. l
think it is the first June meeting
| have missed in 81 years. The
yearly meeting convenes at Mt.
Pleasant this evening; they have
one to baptize at this meeting
Ward Odell. They are having
good meetings and good congre.
cations at old Mt. Pleasant. They
have called Jimmy Dale to the
pastoral care of the church.
Your Aunt Jane was truly glad
to hear from you, and wants you
to write again. Maggie and her
husband live with US. They have
two children living und one dead.
Ida lives in Boon, la. Tell Bro.
Sam to write to US. | will stop
for the present. / can't see to
read what | have written, so fare
well.-Allen Sisk and Martha j..
Sisk, to Mamie and Samuel He'd
rick.
Mansfield mirror. (Mansfield, Wright County, Mo.) 1908-1957, 1914-07-23
A Correction
LIZA JANE.

Brushy Knob, Mo-, July 20, 1914.
Dear Editor of the Mansfield
Mirror: | see in your valuable
paper of July 10th in the CORE
spondence of Route 2 a false
statement of a very injurious ma
ture, and that is that it stated
that the colony thrasher had
broken up and come home. This,
wherever it goes, would be quite
an injury to us, for the thrasher
has never come in since it went
out thrashing and is still thrash
ing in the field. Now, we do not
blame the editor so much as the
correspondent who did it to in
jure US, and we feel that the -edi-
tor should correct 1t.
Yours with the greatest re-
spect, II. l. PPOOL.
We gladly publish Mr.. Pools
letter. We are sorry any false
statement appeared and hope no
harm will result therefrom. We
assure him, however, that Meth.
err the editor nor correspondent
intended making any false state
ment or doing anyone an injury.
The Editor
Mansfield mirror. (Mansfield, Wright County, Mo.) 1908-1957, 1914-07-23
Brown Eyes Brings Back
Bunches Of Bright and
Beautiful Beams
July n. 1914.

July n, 1914.
Elihu Coday is with Hiram
Cuday's bailer.
John Kilford called on Nor
man Gates Sunday.
Miss Dealcey Ealey is staying
with Mrs. Em ma Oliver.
l wonder what Miss Hazel is
doing these warm days:
Hiram Coday and wife visited
at Elihu Coday's Sunday.
Sunday school at Pleasant Hill
every Sunday at 10 o'clock.
Miss Dollie Hensley called on
Miss Bertha Young Sunday.
Singing at Pleasant Hill was
well attended Saturday night.
Miss Noel Hensley is visiting
Miss Gladys Oliver this week.
John Kelley was at Hiram
Coday's Saturday on business.
Say, Jakey, please don't leave,
for we would miss you so much.
Mrs. Elihu Codiy called on
Mrs. L. w. Hensley one day last
week.
Mrs. Cora Rippee called on
Mrs. jim Rippee Saturday
night.
Ace, l don't know who you are,
but you are giving US some fine
letters.
Selph Jones and wife, of Odin,
attended Sunday school here
Sunday.
Jakey, l believe | saw you
Saturday and talked to you. Is
that right?
Mrs. Bud Williams called on
Mrs. l.. W. Hensley one day
during last week.
Mrs. L. W. Hensley was neal
Fuson last week picking and can
ming blackberries.
We hope everybody got all tbs
blackberries they wanted while
they were plentiful.
No, Red Wing. my initials are
not F. A. r. You are far from
them. Guess again.
Miss Gladys Oliver. of neal
Fuson, visited Misses Dollie ant
Noel Hensley last week.
Miss Verba Scott is staying
with Mrs. Hiram Coday while
Mr.. Coday is out with his bailer
What's the matter, Topsy; die
you pick blackberries last week
OF were you getting ready to g
to Oklahoma?
No, Tina, everybody is no
busy picking and canning black
berries; Brown Eyes has no
picked a berry.
BROWN EYES.
Mansfield mirror. (Mansfield, Wright County, Mo.) 1908-1957, 1914-07-23

Rev. Lum Seals of Thornfield
and Rev. il, Novels of Mansfield
the latter evangelist for Doug
las and Ozark counties are hold
ing a meeting at Pleasant Hill
church, about 6 miles southeast
of the city. Mountain Grove
Mansfield mirror. (Mansfield, Wright County, Mo.) 1908-1957, 1914-07-23
ROUTE NUMBER TWO
Sukey Sees Numerous News
Notes Interesting to
Our Readers

July p, 1914.
Lots of stock buying now.
Paul Williams, baby is very
sick again.
Mrs. George Brentlinger is
getting better.
j. A. Riley and family called
at Paul Williams Monday.
Paul Williams was in Spring
field last week on business.
Miss Eudora Barlow called on
Mrs. Verr Williams last week.
Threshing is over and now the
hay bailer is abroad in the land.
Mrs. C. l.. Beach accompanied
Mr.. Beach out to the farm Fri
day.
Mr.. Barlow's baby was poi.
soned very seriously with poison
oak last week.
Alva Letsinger spent another
enjoyable day with Lewis Lot
zenhizer Sunday.
Grandma Williams and one of
Will Tyson's girls spent Friday
at Paul Williams.
Mrs. Guy Woodland was at
Reuben Williams two or three
days last week picking berries.
Mrs. Will L~etsinger and Mrs.
V. II. Hale were afternoon visi.
tors ut Sam Latsinger'S Thurs
day.
Mesdames G.. w. Brewer and
P. S. Williams attended the
funeral of Mrs. Hight Monday,
18th.
Mrs. Cassie Brentlinger and
children spent Saturday night
and Sunday with her father, Mr..
Keith.
Mrs. E f. Marshall, Mrs. Sam
Letsinger and daughter. leila,
spant Sunday with Grandma
Williams.
james Brewer, wife and child
rem went to Geo. Brewers Sat
urday night, and on Sunday all
went to Paul Williams.
Mrs. Robert Morris and Miss
leila Letsinger visited at j. w.
Edwards Sunday. Mrs. Ed
wards is reported to be quite
sick.
Hazel, London and Celesta, you
had better come back and write
again. The Mirror never was as
good as now since Dinah and Ace
began writing.
90 h! my! I'll bet Psnsy is
scared! / know | would be if |
thought the devil was going to
get me Careful, Sukey; I'll
tell Dinah on you. THE Devil
Sukey has been so busy this
week she didn't have time to get
very much news, so after | jot
down what l have got l will just
"ring up" and hang off, as
Hazel says.
Yes, Dinah, | know that was a
cute picture of me washing win
dows. Guess I'll have to get it
framed and hanged in the parlor
or in the corntield-which would
you advise me to do?
SUKEY.
Mansfield mirror. (Mansfield, Wright County, Mo.) 1908-1957, 1914-07-23
A Letter

Dear Editor: L will send you a
private letter that | would like
for you to print in the Mirror
for me. 1t is a letter from my
uncle. who is very old and is not
expected to be in the land of the
living long. | AIN sending it to
you to print so all friends who
know and know of him may hear
from him This dear old uncle
preached under the Union flag
during the war and has ever lived
faithful, so you know he is very
Old. And oblige,
Mrs. S. r. HEDRICK.
Mansfield mirror. (Mansfield, Wright County, Mo.) 1908-1957, 1914-07-23

Mansfield was proud of the
honor conferred upon her Fri.
day by the Safety First special,
and we have every reason to be.
lieve that the Frisco officials
here that day will long remem-
Der Mansfield and the hearty re.
ception they received,
Mansfield mirror. (Mansfield, Wright County, Mo.) 1908-1957, 1914-07-23

Robert L. Afford returned last
week from a two weeks tour of
the county in the interest of his
candidacy for the republican
nomination for collector. He
spent Monday and Tuesday in
Mountain Grove, Norwood and
Macomb and started out again
yesterday to interview the vo-
tiers further.
Mansfield mirror. (Mansfield, Wright County, Mo.) 1908-1957, 1914-07-23

Paul Robinett, son OF Allen
Robinett, east of Hartyille, de-
parted for Norfolk, Va, where he
will take up his duties as a ma
ride. He has previously seen
service in the m Hartville
Democrat.
Mansfield mirror. (Mansfield, Wright County, Mo.) 1908-1957, 1914-07-23
REMBERT RECORDS MACOMB MENTIONS
Sunshine Sees Several Sunny
Sayings--Pens PERTH
nent Paragraphs

July 81, 1914.
Isn't it nice to see it raining:
Miss Nellie Dakc is on the
sick list.
w. H. Brake was a Norwood
visitor Tuesday.
Poly Roy attended the singing
in Macomb Sunday.
Yes, Dinah, it is real pleasant
to listen to the katydids.
Miss Maude Reynolds spent
Sunday at W. H. Brakes.
d. D. Norcros; and daughter
we're Norwood visitors Monday.
Miss Anna Fndiey is staying
with her sister. Mrs. Charles
Novels.
Mrs. Gertrude Sourby and
baby, are visiting relatives in
Macomb.
Grin Findley and wife visited
her sister. Mrs. S. ii. Robert.
son, Sunday.
Miss Matte Schlicher was a
dinner guest of Miss Nellie
Dake Sunday.
Misses Martha Find!ey and
Edith Shaffer took dinner with
Arthur Freeman Sunday.
Little Margaret Brake is Wis
ting her grandparents, j. d.
Reynolds and wife, in Mansfield.
Everybody be sure and go to
the all day singing at the Bap.
fist church in Mansfield Sunday.
Mrs. ]. D. Reynolds, of Mans
field, was a weeks end guest of
her daughter. Mrs. W. FL. Brake
John Brazeal. of Mansfield, at.
tended the all day singing here
Sunday and was leader most of
the day.
Misses Ethel Robertson and
Claribel and Opal Frye took din
ner Sunday with Miss Leila
Findley.
! Arthur and Edgar Freeman
returned Saturday evening from
a weeks visit with their sister
at Ozark.
Prayer meeting at the Macomb
Baptist church every Saturday
night; singing every Sunday
night. Everybody invited.
Preaching at the Macomb Meth.
odist Episcopal church the second
and fourth Sundays each month
Sunday school every Sunday.
}, The all day singing at the Bap
fist church was well attended
and enjoyed by all present, but
owing to some misunderstood
! ing there was no dinner on the
ground.
Preaching at the Baptist church
every first Saturday at IL a. III
and at I p. m. and Sunday IL a
m. by Rev. G. Chadwell, pastor.
, Everybody invited.
Miss Leila Findley was given
a delightful surprise Monday
evening by a large number OF
young friends, the occasion be
ing her eighteenth birthday an.
niversary. Miss Leila had re-
tired for the night but soon
learned there was no peaceful
hour for her until she received
the good wishes of those pres.
ent The evening was spent in
song after which all departed at
a late hour wishing Miss Leila
many more surprises.
SUNSHINE.
Mansfield mirror. (Mansfield, Wright County, Mo.) 1908-1957, 1914-07-23
ON PLEASANT RIDGE
Katie Gives Our Readers an
Interesting Bunch of
"Ripples"
July 81, 1914.

Oh, my; this hot and dry
weather we are having.
Mr.. and Mrs. Paris were Sun
day callers at Lon Smiths
Macomb has another improve
ment in their city-they have an
auto.
Ernie Crippen is still helping
his uncle, Sam White, in the hay
harvest.
Mrs. Oma Bennett is visiting
her mother .in-law, Mrs. Fannie
Findley.
Fred Shreeve took Miss Ollie
to the singing at Macomb in his
auto Sunday.
C. H. Shreeve. wife and son,
Fred, called at T. j. Smiths
Sunday evening.
There was a large crowd at
Ashley Sunday night and the
singing was fine.
The blackberries are gone and
l hope everybody got what they
wanted. Katie did.
Miss Docia Mcintosh has gone
to Oklahoma, where she ex-
poets to teach school.
Mrs. Everett Spence has re-
turned home after a two weeks
visit with her parents.
Well, here is Katie again to
tell what she knows, and you
will all see that is not much.
Miss frankie Mcintosh spent
Sunday with Aloth Findley.
Jim Ffndley and wife were there
also.
Preaching at Ashley every 4th Sat.
urday and Sunday. Rev. c. n. Find
ley, pastor. Singing every Sunday
night.
Poor little Daisy: l wonder if
the dry weather has dropped
her head. Where did Celestia
go: ] like her.
Claude Smith is working for
Kingsley Ffndley in the hay har-
vest. The hay is very light, but
better than none.
Joe Frye has adopted two sons
to help weed the corn. Their
names were Richard Schlicher
and Alva Hensley.
Well, Katie won't tell you she
is real busy now. She has quite
a number of chickens to care
for, and a cranky old husband.
We are sorry so many people
were disappointed about the
picnic at Macomb. You will
have to talk to Sunshine about
that.
Maude and Myrtle Sparks
have just returned to their home
in Oklahoma. One is bookkeeper
at a laundry, the other CHIEF
operator.
l would like to know a remedy
for the blues. But | guess they
are for the best. All things
work for the best to those that
love the Lord.
We are wondering what was
the matter with Della Smith
Sunday night she had such a
long face. Guess Penny didn't
come. Was that it, Della?
Misses Maude and Myrtle
Sparks and Aloth Findley and
Della Smith went horseback
riding Thursday and spent the
day with Mrs. Sadie Hensley.
Little Charley Findley has
been sick all week-not hardly
able TO sit up. The cause was
thought to be occasioned by TAX
ing Miss Matte Schlicher home
Sunday night.
Little Herman Hensley died
at his home Saturday night. He
leaves a father, mother, sister
and brother and a host of rela-
tiyes and friends to sorrow in
the loss. Gods will, not ours,
be done.
o, my; talk about dinner on
the ground and a big time-it
was at Macomb Sunday. There
was more dinner on the ground
there than Katie has ever seen
in all her life. The Macomb
people are certainly ~free(,) with
their dinner. Those who didn't
, 1914-07-11
T

mET bekeudtgores herved, at dei e. fast
~ sat en- ny Furtplan for sO&kouuerten
"DANNEBR0G, Avorefter Afguugstiderno
b1iver
Fla Christiaosted til ST Thomas liver
Onsdag og Lordag III, 5! Eftepmidlag,
Fra ST. Thomas til Christiansted liver
Nrandag og Torsdug II. s Aften, dog -oa
ledes at Postskonnerten, de Da2e Qoot,c
Observation-Disclosures Dampere trn Ntw York
ere ventede j Frederiksled, afghan deraI j
stedet for til Christiousted, med Afgangstid
som u%ntort.
Den uye Fartplan tleaer j Kraft fra o.
med Onsdag den S ds.
Guvernementa Sekretaliatet, ST. Croiy,
den s. Jul 1914.
j. II. BERNER.
, 1914-07-11
Translation.
--
PUBLICATION.

3 T is hereby brought TO public notice, TINT
= commencing with Wednesday the 8h
inst, a new schedule for the saiiings OF The
mail schooner will be put INTO effect accord
ing to which The "DANNEBROG viii be
leaving; !
Chris.iansted for St. Thomas every We'd
nesday and Saturday at 5 30 p. m.
ST Thomas for Christiunstcd every Mon
da, aud Thursday at 8 p. m
The schooner will, however, on the days
, 1914-07-11
Translation.
PUBLICATION.

p is hereby brought to public notice that
= by Resolution doted the both April a. g.
His Moiosty the KING wac most graciousIy
pleased to recognize Mr.. ISIDRO DE LUGO
Of St. Thomas as Spanish Vice-Consrl for
tue danish West India Islands with resi-
deuce in St. Thomas.
Government Secretary's Office, St. Croix,
the 18th June, 1914.
J.. Il. BERNER.
, 1914-07-11

Dal0obyog og DaneJyogsmond,
e,OR VITTERLIGT: Paa Finansministeriets derom
III npdlaytr llcr1nderdanigst Forestllling har Diet betagel
Anrl i. 4. at stadfpste den at KoI0nialraadet for st CroiX
we'd 3die BebandIing den 2Gde Januar 1914 og VT Kolonl~
lualet for st. Thomas og St Jan we'd Bile BeIandIing den
26dp Februar 1871 veda N" AuorIuing for dc dn,k-vestin-
disk4 Ger ON Gift k>indvs Raadi2hcd over, h'"d hun e.
hyeryer we'd serstpuJi4 a irbsouhetl
, 1914-07-11
NIAK FTH KNOWN :

MIAKETH KNOWN On the most submissive %represcn.
vi tatiou ot the Ministry If Finances HIS Majesty tu
King has been most grariously pleased by Resolution of2I~t
April a. C. to sanction the following Ordinance for the Danish
West India Islands concerning the right of married Noneu
t, dispose of whateYer they acquire hy there own |independ-
ent enterprise as passed 10y the 1 oIouial Council for st CroiX
by 3d discussion the 26tb Of January 1914 and by the
Z oloujal Council for 81. Thomas and st. Jan by Bird discus
siou the 2Gtl OF February 1911.
Whatever q married woman acquires by her own enterprise without
any essential jutaJ or cntnued recourse to the means Of the husband
on VI the JOINT estate and whatever has evidently been procured by such
enterprise she alone shall have the right to dispose of in her lfednc,
without the consent of nr husband or other guardian
Execution for debts contracted by the husband cannot be made in
such property, while the vito is alive, unless she has consented TO the
contracting OF lie debts,
When the General conditions ue at hand for declaring n person
incapable Of acting ON hi, own behalf. the authority who has the power
to pronounce such decree may resolve that the wife be placed undor
suardlln~hp with regard to property OF which by virtue of this Ordu~
anee size has The right TO dispose for herself. Such resolution shall be-
made public in the same manor rs resolutions by which a person is
declared incapable Of acting on his own behalf.
49,
Tins ordinance comes into force , months after having obtained
Royal Sanction.
70 which all concerned have to conform,
Government Of the Danish West India Islands.
st CrGx, tho 10th juno 1914
Uuda my Hand and the Seal Of Government
IlELWEG.L LARSEN.
, 1914-07-11
Translation
Lars Christian Helweg-Larsen.

G0rcyM0r u Tie U00ISI ITeSt I4dl0 LIau0S,
Knight Of Doa0ebrog oad Doauejrog&Do4d,
The Seattle star. [volume] (Seattle, Wash.) 1899-1947, 1914-02-23

vertising Of that kind pays.
The spring training trips Of ma
jor league ball clubs arc the annual
Joke Of the game, and they are
largely responsible for the poorer
quality OF baseball dished out 10
the fans.
There Is no argument against q
manager taking young recruits
down south In mid February.
He does not do this TO train the
players. but 10 find out what kind
OF players they are. so that he will
not be compelled to waste time on
them when time for real training
comes.
a seasoned ball player will star,
with easy work. loosen up HIS
muscles. take off eight or ten
pounds and at the end OF ten days
or two weeks win be In nearly TOP
condition 10 play baseball
Then. satisfied with his own con.
diton. he has a pleasure trip OF
five or six weeks In the South
working IA little as possible.
Then, soft and used 10 no,
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to mature 20 be os the denomination
Of Five Hundred Dollars $4,000 each.
and the remainder of sald bonds TO
sand Dollars Nf .oooi each. all bear
INK Interest ~ the rate or Five 80
per cent per annuu. payable SENT
annually. principal and Interest pay
able at the fiscal agency Of ~.
state q Washington in the city of
New York. or at the option % the
holder at the office OF the County
Treasurer Of the County Of King.
Stats OF WaHhing 'on. to be dated as
issued. and Issued in such amounts
and at such times ms the Por, Com
mission shall hereafter prescribe.
said bonds 20 mature In from
70 q years. with average maturities
Nos ] 70 $50. inclusive. from /
Of approximately jsl5 years. '"'S
Nos 1Si to $50. inclusive. from
% TO 30 years With an average
maturity Of approximately 20 years
Nos ssi 70 sso, inclusive. from
turity Of approximately asa years.
Said bonds, principal and Interest
20 be paid out ~ the net incorn. from
tho Improvement. and In cree the
net income shall not be sufficient
for that purpose. the remainder shall
be payable out Of taxes levied In
said Port District. The details of
the method or creating and appiv-
ing Eaid net income and taxes and
~ creating a proper and sufficient
fund for The payment Of tho prin-
cipai and interest Of said bonds as
they becons duo. 70 be as hereafter
prescribed by said Port Commits.
sion. Said $4,000 OF bonds 10 take
the place OF like amount OF bonds
30 be selected sH near a. may he
~ average maturitieHb OF the 81. 600
900 bond issue for tho East Water
way Improvement No. 2. authorized
Nv Resolution No 1870 and bv vote
81 the people al the election ~ June
the people Of this s22s 900 issue h.
act as a withdrawal by the people
Of authority for Ike amount Of
said 81 900 900 bond Issue. but In no
respect 60 invalidate or withdraw
authority as 10 the remainder Of
said 81 1000. 0O0 bond issue.
That n, said Special Election 10
be held March 2. 1914. I'm ali IRE.
rlucts outside 81 the incorporate
polls shall ba open from tho hour
n i o'clock p. m and remain omen
until and be closed ~ tho hour Of
4 O'Clock .. m. and within tho limits
~ the CITY Of Seattle the polls wifi
ne omen from o'clock n m and
reunain open until and be closed nj
me hour ~ = o'clock .. m.
Dated this 10th day Of February.
1915
THE PORT COMMISSION or THE
PORT or SEATTLE,
~ NJ CHITTENDEN.
{. Il. REMspERG. "'
Its Secretary.
The Seattle star. [volume] (Seattle, Wash.) 1899-1947, 1914-02-23
RANDOM SHOTS

- " " " vi y " "
4 We haven't heard OF an or \
4 binary ball player this winter. 4
4 Since the Feds butted In 4
4 they've all been stars 4
*+***+trs..~%****<
Just as soon az the baseball mag
mates fall out they begin 20 tell the
truth about each other.
ONE PATIENT INVESTIGATION
has discovered that a snail crawls
one foot In I minutes and IL sec.
onds, showing that u viii get there
just as Willie Richie steps into
The ring 10 fight
Oh, we'll. let's make II unanl.
nous. Let's all ny around the
world.
There was a pug In our town
Who aald. ~ guess I'm done"
And henoeforth ate a lot OF Junk
And fattened UP a ton.
And when his coin was bout all
gone
And HIS food supply grew slack,
He rushed right up 10 break In
And say, "i'm coming baeki"
The Seattle star. [volume] (Seattle, Wash.) 1899-1947, 1914-02-23

NORTHWESTERN UNIVERSE,
~ plans 10 pass a rule compelling
the goods 10 learn how TO swim
All right. Norris. lure the maids
to deep water and push 'em In.
Aneedose
Caesar had Just crossed the
Rublcon.
There" hs remarked. Il guess
that proves no reserve clause will
hold"
In years gone BY . ball player
asked for advance money 10 keep
from starving. Now he needs the
money for repairs on HE auto.
PAT cHrSN. JEFF LIVING.
ston and Matt VIM gave paneho
Villa a horse. With those inaur.
rectos with villa. what chanc. has
HuortAy
Billy Sunday 10 pleading with
ball players to remain loyal 10 the
National league. which probably
goes 20 prove how much the Ma
tlonai league has changed since
Sundays day.