The Nezperce herald. (Nezperce, Idaho) 1900-1957, 1914-06-04
There is one way Of making bad
roads good and good roads better
drag, brother, drag.
HE = AID =
Iaems That Are Not Inlsnded 10 Hi
or bliss Anyoae Baa jest 10 Tel You

would Tennesseep Smile. hang it,
smile.
That person can make their own
heaven or hell. but your associations
will give you a mighty boost in either
direction.
That mediation promises to be
much like the surgical operation
which was reported as an .entire
success; patient dead"
That there we're three thousand
American citizens, all carrying
American flags in the Christiana,
Norway. celebration parade May
IL.
That Minnesota judge named
Salmon recently ined nine men for
Illegal fishing. Evidently the judge
failed to take the bait offered in de-
Tense.
That if times are to be judged by
the number of travelling men on the
road. and who make Nezperce a
call, Lewis county must be paved
with 2O-dollar gold pieces.
That if you havn't a sleeping
porch, get cat in = tent or under tree
where you will get rIenty of fresh
air, otherwise Natures sweet re-
Itorer Will fail of its purpose.
That the papers tell US that there
will be no more parlor matches after
Tune LIST. Suits US Once is enough
or the ordinary man. Of course
here are isolated cases to the con-
rary.
That the lowest human habitation |
s said to be that of the coal miners
Il Bohemia, some of whom make
heir dwellings at point more than
wo thousand feet below the level Of
he sea.
That a lot of people cannot see
that harm could result from care
ally selected Sunday afternoon nov
lg picture show-on the contrary,
ne right kind Of pictures might do
ome people good.
That if our old friend, James
Iarker is ever arrested for fast
irving on our city streets, b. will
call that this Office force has re-
.atedly warned him against speed
g up old tDaise. "
That these things do if you are
Ise kill the weeds and swat the
es, paint your barns and your
'cdes' patch your fences, drag the
ads; put your vices far away,
is is all we care to say.
That il would be a safe wager
at the boys and girls who COM
ised the rural school graduates
ring the past few weeks will de-
Iope larger percent Of successful
n and women than the 1914 grad
tes of our great state universities.
That the saw and hammer activity 4
Nezperce is making it impossible 7
others than the early risers en-
: their usual peaceful slumbers.
member the "early to bed, and
ly to rise" ditty and then you
get up and keep up With the
rich of progress.
That tor some unexplained reason
re isn't the slightest political ex-
:ment in Lewis county, notwith-
ading that the primaries are but a
months distant. Such conditions
is ore TO opine that the people
generally quite well satisfied 4
their public servants. 4
hat about the best explanation
o .sWhat is a Kilowat7" in ans
TO our last weeks article, IL
one, "a kilowat is deaf and thr
ID continuance by which the own ~ =
II operator thereof may "kill all tue
rhat'' portion Of the contents Of Der
her mans purse that he will
d for. /,
hat IL is expected that the month wo
rides and roses will not be over coll
ed in this city or vicinity. II n,ns
igns fail not, the county auditor ".
need new book Of marriage Of
se blanks after June has passed rs
md we underafand alt az Me-. -