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Imperial Valley press., 1914-07-11

There's reason why the Big Den
nie Apartments at Long Beach are
so popular. It's those large French
windows, making each room a sleep
ing porch.-Adv.
Imperial Valley press., 1914-07-11

Scratch tabs, 10 cents per pound;
about 31ax6 inches; at Imperial Val
ley Press office.
Imperial Valley press., 1914-07-11
Cool Place to Worship.

The modern ventilating fan and thc
cooler attached make the worshipers
1T the Christian church think Of
Imperial Valley press., 1914-07-11
Wanted: Hay or Grain

in exchange for Ell CentrO vacant
lots. j. B. Whitaker at the Feed and
Fuel Yard.-Adv. #
Harrisburg telegraph. [volume] (Harrisburg, Pa.) 1879-1948, 1914-02-27
DON'T NEGLECT
YOUR STOMACH
Use Mi-o-na-Sure, Safe and Eff
fective Indigestion Relief
or Money Refunded

If you are not able to digest your
food; If you lack an appetite; if your
stomach is sour. gassy, upset; your
tongue coated; If your head aches and
you are dizzy; If you have heartburn
and pains In your colon or bowels,
why suffer needlessly?
Buy now-to- -day-from any drug
gist, a fifty cent box of Mi-o-na Stom-
ach Tablets. Take them regularly as
directed and see how quickly you get
relief. There is no more effective
remedy for stomach ills than Mi-o-na.
1t Is not only digestive giving quick
relief, but also strengthens and builds
up surely and safely the digestive or
gans, soothes the irritated membrane
and Increases the flow of the digestive
juices, which insures a speedy recov-
cry. Your whole system Is benefited
and you become we'll and strong. Start
treatment to-day.
Mi-o-na is different from other di-
gestive remedies. Money back from
II. C. Kennedy If not benefted.-Ad.
vertisement.
Harrisburg telegraph. [volume] (Harrisburg, Pa.) 1879-1948, 1914-02-27
How to Eradicate
All Superfluous Hair
Advise by a Skin Specialist

AS soon as women of to-day learn
that permanent removal of ugly, repul-
sive hair growths can only be gained
by reaching the hair root and not by
using common. worthless depilatories
such as burning pastes, powders, evil
smelling liquids, ETC., the better 1t will
be for their happiness and safety. Nor
can the electric needle be depended up
on to give absolutely perfect results
, without danger of horrible scars or
facial paralysis. The best means / have
ever found that never fails to remove
all signs of disfiguring growths of hair
on the face. neck, arms or hands, is a
simple, inexpensive preparation called
Mrs. Osgoods Wonder. 1t is absolutely
harmless, cannot injure the skin or
complexion and in a surprisingly large
number of cases has succeeded in kill
ing the hair down to the very roots,
source of all growth. When the roots
are killed no more hair can grow. You
can get Mrs Osgoods Wonder from
Kennedy's Medicine tore or any up-to-
date druggist or department store, on
the guarantee of your money back If it
fails. Signed guarantee with every
package. There Is no longer need for
any woman to suffer the embarrass-
ment of this humiliating blemish. Let
me caution you, however, not to apply
this treatment except where total de-
struction of hair is desired.-Advertise-
ment
Harrisburg telegraph. [volume] (Harrisburg, Pa.) 1879-1948, 1914-02-27
A10Men Ess!s sgS nreRe8 rs
By DOROTHY DIX

to pity her for having married him
That he should never whine nor
complain about how hard a man has
70 work to support family, BUT that
ne should be filled with sympathy over
the hard lot of his wife for having to
spend what he has made.
That he should be fond of his own
family before marriage, BUT sever all
relations with them as soon as he gets
married and perceive that his wife s
relatives have an inalienable right to
camp in the best bed room, and have
al the money spent on taking them
ABOUT, and buying them presents.
That he should be a lion and not
mouse. BU1 never dare to voice a
command In his own house, or ask for
hook in a closet.
That he should be q crackerjack
business man, BUT think 1t all right
1or his wife never to keep an account,
or know where her money goes.
That he shall make money like Mr..
Rockefeller, AND spout high browed
philosophy like long haired social
list.
Expecting all these divergent things
Is 1t any wonder that so many women
are disappointed in their husbands?
Harrisburg telegraph. [volume] (Harrisburg, Pa.) 1879-1948, 1914-02-27
"PUTTING ON AIRSy

Aside from the inimitable Knute
Erickson at the Orpheum this week,
there are two funsters of musical com
edy fame and who are favorites in Har-
risburg, too, who under ordinary cir
cumstances would easily walk away
with the comedy honors of the bill. They
are Melville and Higgins, the eccentric
comedy couple. presenting a new act
called Putting On Airs" incidentally,
they are the duo who had all Harris
burg saying "All the time you are pick
ing on me, all the time" The act that
these two artists are presenting this
season is equally as funny as their
turn of previous seasons. Miss Mel
Vile is scream in a startling costume
creation, while her. partner Still dons
the snug-fitting suit, fits so tight he
can scarcely bend at the joints. Their
comedy lines are immense and as a
hen -pecked husband, Higgins would
be hard to beat. Both possess peculiar
voices with a slightly nasal tone, but
they do harmonize quite beautifully in
two or three numbers. AS laugh pro
ducers Melville and Higgins are a
treat. They present one of the splen-
did attractions grouped with iJafv
Dam and "The Seminary Girls" featur-
ing the great local favorite, Knute
Erickson. For next week the manage
ment is announcing Ben Rolfe's newest
musical production, Colonial Days" as
the leading observation-disclosures
Harrisburg telegraph. [volume] (Harrisburg, Pa.) 1879-1948, 1914-02-27
>2,,s KILL
G. E. CHORAL GROWS

The Harrisburg Christian Endeavor
Choral Union is constantly increasing
in membership. Those desiring to
make application for membership can
get information by addressing Alfred
w. Lewis, 1927 North street, or Miss
Anna McKelvey, 1909 Walnut street.
The Choral Union will be under the
leadership of Professor Frank c. Nc
Carrell, organist of the Pine Street
Presbyterian Church. The first re-
hearsal for cantata, which is to be
rendered in Augsburg Lutheran
Church during the Spring, will be held
in the Market Square Presbyterian
Sunday school parlors on Thursday
evening, March s. A big C. E. rally
was held at Lykens recently. Many
Endeavorers were in attendance from
Gratz, Wiconisco, Williamstown and
Lykens. Charles w. Black, president
of Dauphin County c. E. Union,
spoke on the subject, Goods Plan"
Harrisburg telegraph. [volume] (Harrisburg, Pa.) 1879-1948, 1914-02-27
I. E. Beckwith Says Mayr's Won
derful Remedy Gave Him
Great Help.

l. E. Beckwith, of Harrisburg, Penn,
a victim of disorders of the stomach
and intestinal tract. He tried treat
ment after treatment. Nothing gave
him relief.
Then one day he discovered Mayrs
Wonderful Stomach Remedy-and
soon was happy.
Mr.. Beckwith wrote to Geo. FL.
Mayr, the maker of the remedy and
for twenty years the leading druggist
of Chicago:
81 believe that Mayr's Wonderful
Stomach Remedy is the greatest stom-
ach remedy on earth. One dose would
convince anyone who is troubled with
his stomach of its wonderful merits. 1t
removed some of the most awful look
ing stuff from my stomach. 1 have
taken other remedies. but they never
helped me-"
Harrisburg telegraph. [volume] (Harrisburg, Pa.) 1879-1948, 1914-02-27
PENNSYLVANIA GETS QUICK RELIEF
FROM DISORDERS Of HIS STOMACH

Just such letters come from users of
Mayr's Wonderful Stomach Remedy in
all parts of the country. 1t is known
everywhere. The first dose convinces
no long treatment.
Mayrs Wonderful Stomach Remedy
clears the digestive tract of mucoid
accretions and poisonous matter. 1t
brings swift relief to sufferers from
ailments of the stomach, liver and
bowels. Many declare it has saved
them from dangerous operations;
many are sure it has saved their lives.
Because of the remarkable success
of this remedy there are many imi-
tators. so be cautious. Be sure it's
MAYR'S. Go to Geo. A. Gorgas' drug
store and ask about the wonderful re-
suits 1t has accomplished in cases they
know-or send to Geo. III. Mayr, Mfg.
Chemist, 154-156 Whiting street, Chi
cago, ILL.,, for free book on stomach
ailments and many letters from CRATE
full people who have been restored.
Any druggist can tell you its wonderful
effects.-Advertisem
Harrisburg telegraph. [volume] (Harrisburg, Pa.) 1879-1948, 1914-02-27
IMPORTED ENGLISH COMPANY

The story of Change" in brief con-
Germs the family of John Price" an
aged miner, who lives with his wife
and three sons In small Glamorgan
village. The sons have become educat-
ed by the father. who denied himself
keep the boys at school. At the open
ing of the play, the sons have returned
home, and we see the first symptoms OF
change" as 1t is no more than the con-
hict of the old and the new generation
The play teens with "big," startling
speeches with an undeniable ring OF
truthfulness, interrupted by ''Sam
way is philosopher Sam" declares
he cannot understand the use "of all
the rEuin'. Wots the use," he joins
in with sort of a chorus.-Advertlse
ment,
Harrisburg telegraph. [volume] (Harrisburg, Pa.) 1879-1948, 1914-02-27
DEATH OF GEORGE BERKHEIMER
Special to The Telegraph

SPettt ~ rec etFSfuPH
Mechanicsburg, Pa, Feb. 27-Yes-
terday morning George Berkheimer
died at his home in East Locust street,
after an illness of six months due to
spinal trouble, For period of twen-
ty-two weeks, he was unable to lie
down. Mr.. Berkheimer was 6S years
old, and a veteran of the Civil war,
belonging to Company e, Two Hun
dredth Pennsylvania, and ranking as
sergeant. He enlisted twice and was
honorably discharged. He was a MEM
ber of Col. Fl. l. Zinn Post, No. Ais,
Grand Army of the Republic, and of
the First United Brethren Church in
this place. His wife and three chill
dren survive: ]. Harry Berkheimer,
Mrs. George Finkenbinder and Mrs.
David Bloser, all of Mechanicsburg.
Also one brother, Michael, of Dills-
burg, and one sister, Mrs. Lucy Self
fert, of East Berlin.
The funeral service will be held on
Saturday afternoon at 1.30 o'clock,
conducted by the Rev. E. c. B. Castle,
assisted by the Rev. l.. M. Dice. Bur-
ial will be made in the Letort Spring
Cemetery, near Carlisle.
Harrisburg telegraph. [volume] (Harrisburg, Pa.) 1879-1948, 1914-02-27
OPENS UP CLOGGEO N0STRILS AND HEAD
IN ONE M|NUTE---ENOS CATARRH MISERY

balm dissoIves by the heat of the nos
trils; penetrates and heals the In
famed, swollen membrane which
lines the nose, head and throat; clears
the air passages: stops nasty dis
charges and a feeling of cleansing,
soothing relief comes Immediately.
Don't lay awake tonight struggling
for breath. with head stuffed: nostriis
closed, hawking and blowing. Catarrh
or a cold, with its running nose, foul
mucous dropping into the throat, and
raw dryness is distressing but truly
needless.
Put your faith-Just once--ln "Elys
Cream Balm" and your cold or ca
tarrh will surely disappear.--Ady.
Harrisburg telegraph. [volume] (Harrisburg, Pa.) 1879-1948, 1914-02-27
CARLISLE ELIxS MINSTRELS

This Is the first day of the sale of
seats at the Majestic Theater for the
Dream" that is to be given there by
the Carlisle Elks, under the auspices
of the Harrisburg Elks. next Tuesday
nee on Wednesday,. The Indications are
that the Elks~wi have one of the most
successful engagements ever enjoyed
by an amateur theatrical company in
Harrisburg. The news has preceded
the company from Carlisle where the
show was given to three packed houses
last week. that this is more than an or
acted musical comedy, with forty two
song numbers, elaborate scenery, a
good story, and gorgeous gowns worn
by weil-trained SHOW girls.
tisement
Harrisburg telegraph. [volume] (Harrisburg, Pa.) 1879-1948, 1914-02-27

Draped skirts and short tunics are
bringing about extremely interesting
combinations and this gown is one Of the
prettiest possible. Besides these two
features, it includes waistcoat for which
can be used beautiful figured silk or
other fancy material. Altogether the
gown is an eminently graceful one which
appropriately can be made from soft
finished taffeta or other silk to be adapted
to more formal occasions or from wool
poplin or other simple material to be
adapted to every day use. 1t gives an
exceedingly handsome, dressy effect yet
it is very simple and easy to make.
There are only two pieces in the skirt,
the back being joined to a yoke to dis
pense with fullness. The blouse is cut
with the elongated shoulders so that
there is no fitting at the armholes. The
various parts are all joined by means of
a belt and the gown can be adjusted
without difficulty.
For the medium size, the gown will
require 6L yds. of material 27, 4A yds. 50
Az yds. A. in. wide, with "a yd.
Of figured silk a7 and u yd. of plain
silk FL in. wide for the trimming.
The pattern sI63 is cut in sizes from
a to AZ inches bust measure. 1t will be
mailed to any address by the Fashion
Department Of this paper, on receipt Of
ten cents.
Bowman's sell May Manton Patterns.
Harrisburg telegraph. [volume] (Harrisburg, Pa.) 1879-1948, 1914-02-27

ecstacies over the cooking when the
dinner is good, BUT that he will not
mind burnt roast, nor watery vege-
tables.
That he will have no nerves him
self, BUT will know how to make
allowance for nerves In his wife.
That he will be the head of the
house, BUT permit his wife to say
where they shall live, what they shall
spend, where they shall go. whom
they shall know.
That he will consider it a privi-
lege to toll all day to support his
family, AND be delighted to chase
around half the night with his wife
to parties and theaters
That he will be cash register,
AND a guitar. SO to speak, one who
can make money with both hands,
while discoursing about the superman
and the over soul.
That he should so adore his wife
he would be utterly miserable when
she is out of his sight, BUT be per-
fectly willing for her to go off for
three month jaunts to Europe without
him.
That J.. should honor his wife by
marrying her. BUT always be ready
Harrisburg telegraph. [volume] (Harrisburg, Pa.) 1879-1948, 1914-02-27

making, BUT never utter word of
sentiment to any woman except her
self.
That he will always notice how she
looks, BUT be blind to every other
womans appearance.
That he will admire her when she
Is dressed up and has her hair waved,
BUT that she will be equally beauti-
full to him when she has on dirty
kimono and her hair in curl papers.
That he will never fail to go into
Harrisburg telegraph. [volume] (Harrisburg, Pa.) 1879-1948, 1914-02-27
Women Have Narrow Escape
From Pitching Over Bank
Special to The Telegrabh

Sunbury Pa, Feb. 27.-Mrs. Jane
Eyre and daughter, Mrs. Harry Levan,
of near Sunbury, were thrown out of
their sled when a shaft broke and the
horse they were driving became un-
manageable. The accident happened
on the top of a bank seventy feet high
with an almost perpendicular pitch.
Charles Seechrist and John H. Went
eel, witnessing the accident, ran to
their assistance and saved them from
plunging over the embankment.
Harrisburg telegraph. [volume] (Harrisburg, Pa.) 1879-1948, 1914-02-27
AT THE COLONIAL

This will be Country Store Night at
the Colonial, and lone list of valuable
cured to provide a night of mirth for
patrons of that playhouse. Included in
the list of fine presents is a beautiful
Morris chair. Country Store will be
run in connection with the fine vaude-
vile bill that is being presented with
Miss Jane Wier and company present.
ing a comedy playlet called, (which Is
which," as the featured attraction. A
winsome singing comedienne and a
comedy duo round out the vaudeville
roster. Chains of Honor" splendid
Pathe feature. in two parts, will be a
o-day.-AdYertiseme
Harrisburg telegraph. [volume] (Harrisburg, Pa.) 1879-1948, 1914-02-27

MY diet which i outlined for you IN
the following Exercises will reduce % the
average patient three pounds a week.
DO not recommend more rapid reduction.
Unless the patient is very strong 1t may
work harm. Moreover. IL reduction is
slow and steady. it is more apt to be
permanent
Madame ise'belI's Reduction Exer.
clses.
Arise in time to have free half hour
before dressing for breakfast. Begin with
the breathing exercises outlined in Les
son x and follow by the general exer-
cises given In the first part of this les
son. Then do these three special reduc-
ton exercises:
R. 1-Hold the arms parallel with palms
towards each other; keeping them in this
position raise them slowly above the
head. stretching the body as much as
possible. At the same time rise on tho
balls Of the feet. keeping steady poise.
When the arms are straight above the
head continue the movement backwards
as far as possible keeping the head be-
tween the arms. Return to erect position
TO the left. keeping arms parallel and
head between them. now to right. Re-
lax. Repeat this exercise ten times.
r. 2Place a rug or sheet. anything to
with arms close at sides. In this posi-
ton roll over to the right ten times and
then roll back to original position. Re-
peat this ten to twenty times.
r. 3-Place hands on hips and bend
right knee forward, throwing left hip
upward and back. Now reverse the po-
sition. left knee forward bent. right hip
backward thrown. and continue changing
weight from one side to the other at first
slowly and then rapidly. Keep the hands
clasped at the back of the head and
continue this exercise until there is a
decided ache in the leg and hip muscles.
Repeat these three exercises before re-
firing. Walk at least one hour a day.
You should do from five to seven miles
on level road. Hill climbing is excellent,
] shall be glad to answer any personal
letters In regard to reduction from any
Of my pupils IL they will send me q
stamped. addressed envelope.
Lesson XII to be continued.
Harrisburg telegraph. [volume] (Harrisburg, Pa.) 1879-1948, 1914-02-27
Mondays Special Day For Ladies'
Competent Female Attendants

From $40 a. m. until .. m, Mon
days. the Sanitary Turkish Baths in
the Russ Building, Is North Market
Square, are for the exclusive use of
women, who will receive the service
of experienced female attendants. 1t
affords the women of Harrisburg a
luxury enjoyed by those of no other
city in Pennsylvania. Call and you
will be convinced. Bell phone 359SJ.
Advertisement
Harrisburg telegraph. [volume] (Harrisburg, Pa.) 1879-1948, 1914-02-27
Stops Nasty Discharge, Clears, Stuffed
Head, Heals Infiamed Air Passages
and You Breathe Freely.
Try "Ely,s Cream Balm"

Get a small bottle anyway, Just to
try it-Apply little In the nostrils and
instantly your clogged nose and stop
ped-up air passages of the head will
open; you will breathe freely; dullness
and headache disappear. By morning!
the catarrh, cold-in-h head or catarrhal
sore throat will be gone.
End such misery now! Get the
small bottle of "Ely's Cream Balm at
any drug store. This sweet. fragrant
Harrisburg telegraph. [volume] (Harrisburg, Pa.) 1879-1948, 1914-02-27
DILISBURG CHURCH SERVICES
Special to The Telegraph

Dillsburg, Pa, Feb. 27.-on Sunday
afternoon at 2 o'clock the last quar-
terly conference of the United Evan
gelical Church will be held in the
Beavertown Church and will be fol-
lowed by communion services at $50.
On Sunday morning communion serv-
ices will be held in the Union United
Evangelical Church by the Rev. A. T..
Burkett, of South Baltimore street.
who will be assisted by the Rev. p e.
j. NJ. Thompson.
Harrisburg telegraph. [volume] (Harrisburg, Pa.) 1879-1948, 1914-02-27
Questions and Answers
Er,,cas o. l.

At what age, Mother. does a child
begin to detect it's mother in a false
hood?
Maternal reverence. Little One. for
bids an answer, but / have heard that
children of two years notice this: y
mother will remind a child 1t has on
it's Best Dress and must keep 1t clean,
and five minutes later will say to a
neighbor in a depreciating way: "Oh,
that is only an old rag. I am ashamed
to have the child seen in it
What. Mother, is meant by a fathers
strong hand?"
When a woman, Little One, is a
widow. the people say her children
need a Fathers strong hand; but
when children have a father. this is all
Fathers strong hand amounts to-:
When they are bad he grumbles to their
mother, why don't you make those
children behave?"
What, Mother. is the important diff
ference between the sympathy of a
Mother and that of Father?
Harrisburg telegraph. [volume] (Harrisburg, Pa.) 1879-1948, 1914-02-27
4 w U m q II de-

y W U m Il ii ue-
mand:
That a man shall
be as iron to all the
world, BUT putty In
her hands,
That he will be a
creature of infiexible
determination, BUT
let her wind him
around her finger.
That he will know
how to kiss, BUT
that she will be the
first woman he ever
kissed.
That he will be
an adept Mt love
Harrisburg telegraph. [volume] (Harrisburg, Pa.) 1879-1948, 1914-02-27

The dangers in which girls. more par
ticuiarly country girls. are subjected
in the film Traffic In Souls" which is
now playing at the Majestic Theater
three times daily, 2:30. Z and 8. One
of the more than 600 scenes shows a
goodlooking, IL rather countrified young
woman alighting from railroad train.
She is Immediately bewildered with the
dapper young man volunteers his as
sistance in getting her to the home of
some friends. Young and unsuspecting
she succumbs to his wiles. When she
becomes aware of her danger 1t is too
late. Several heartless men and more
heartless women, imprison her in a
room, and the erstwhile gallant proves
the cruelest and roughest of all.
Through fortunate raid she secures
her liberty before the plans of her cap
tors have been carried out.-Advertise-
ment
Harrisburg telegraph. [volume] (Harrisburg, Pa.) 1879-1948, 1914-02-27

Thanhouser picture. This is tho hrst
of series Of stories under the general
head "A Diplomatic Free Lance" This
picture is well acted and is very inter-
esting. Another picture showing to-
day is '"The Money Lender."-Adver-
tisement.
Harrisburg telegraph. [volume] (Harrisburg, Pa.) 1879-1948, 1914-02-27
WOMAN BREAKS ARM

DfIIsburg, Pa, Feb. 27.--Mrs. Jacob
M. Peterman, a well-known woman
Of Carol township, sustained a broken
arm In fall. Mrs. Peterman stepped
on an ice-covered board and fell on
her left arm, breaking 1t near the
wrist. .....
Harrisburg telegraph. [volume] (Harrisburg, Pa.) 1879-1948, 1914-02-27
VICTORIA THEATER

AS this is special feature day an ex-
tradordinary picture will be shown en-
titled THE Betrothed," in six acts. An
other big picture to-day is THE Leak
in the Foreign. Office" a two-reel
Harrisburg telegraph. [volume] (Harrisburg, Pa.) 1879-1948, 1914-02-27

ONLY ONE "BROMO QUININE"
To get the genuine, call for full
name, LAXATIVE BROMO QUININE.
Look for signature of e. w. GROVE.
Cures Cold in One Day. 25c.-Ad-
vertisement
Harrisburg telegraph. [volume] (Harrisburg, Pa.) 1879-1948, 1914-02-27

Father, my Child, has to have had
the measles to be able to sympathize
with the children, and Mother doesn't
Harrisburg telegraph. [volume] (Harrisburg, Pa.) 1879-1948, 1914-02-27
COUNTRY GIRLS IN THE CITY,

Vaudeville and Pictures-Every after
noon and evening.
Harrisburg telegraph. [volume] (Harrisburg, Pa.) 1879-1948, 1914-02-27

Is there any way. Mother, Dear, for
a man to get his wife to notice that
there is button off his coat without
calling her attention to it?
Certainly, My Child If a man wants
his wife to notice that a button is off
his coat. let him put woman's hair
where the button ought ito be.
Harrisburg telegraph. [volume] (Harrisburg, Pa.) 1879-1948, 1914-02-27

COLONIAL

Keith Vaudeville-Every afternoon and
evening.
Harrisburg telegraph. [volume] (Harrisburg, Pa.) 1879-1948, 1914-02-27
(ANUSeMG9TS|
MAJESTIC

To-day. three times. 1850, z and -
Traffic In Souls" thrilling story in
moving pictures.
Monday, March 2, matinee and night
Imported London Company In
Change"
Tuesday night, Wednesday, matinee
and night-Carlisle Elks Minstrels.
Thursday, Friday, Saturday, matinee
and night-Dwiggins Tour Around
the World.
Harrisburg telegraph. [volume] (Harrisburg, Pa.) 1879-1948, 1914-02-27

What is the Daughter thinking about
Mother, Dear?
Every Daughter, Little One, is think
ing If she were Mother, she would
make Father stand around
FRANCES L. GARSIDE.