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The Glenwood post., 1914-05-09
STOCK HAlrm ron sA11

$50 acres located four miles from
New Castle, 90 acres in cultivation, IS
acres in alfalfa, cultivated Land can Be
increased to about l10 acres. Always
plenty Of water for TIVE good crops Of
hay; also grown good potatoes. Fairly
good house, stsblsa oathouses, ete
Spring water piped to house. 100 bear
ing fruit trees. Tais property is stu
ated adjacent to sxeellent free raneO
and will make = splendid stock ranch.
$1,000 cash viii swing the deal, balance
on easy terms- II interested address
A. ]. DICKSON,
0lsavssa epeiA0s, Cole.
The Glenwood post., 1914-05-09
One GxeSptioa.

Little Mary was coloring pictures
With her Christmas set Of paints. She
Uoei Q tint that failed to please and
exclaimed: "Oh. I didn't mean to do
tAati However. what's done ID done
aad can't be undone- except shoe
looos."
The Glenwood post., 1914-05-09
no o0llrlalIN.

Dir Arthur Sullivan, of the fanoas
Gilbert and Sullivan conbinatioa.
loved to hang about the hack Of tAe
dress circle . few nights after his
drst performances. One night he vas
rather takea With oaS Of his tunaa.
and started humniag The nslsAy.
whsa a anSry patroa cried ou&: --0i-
tsace! cane here 70 Aaar Ssllivan's
music. not yours."
The Glenwood post., 1914-05-09
oeavly aAd tlss chail.

.Rsoels vho are pleasing T. Issk q
have - Asa of thsir Dsvsr ever Tie
yosng niAA. II is a 81 tRait IN tie
oiilA's chasaetsr that vAils ~ vill
positively aAess N Ugly. inaninats
object, sneA - Q battered vooAsa doll
Or tAs mere remnant of . hoess. -
vtll not forgive Hgiiness n . hsAaA
beiAg. II seems to outrage his saass
e 1tAAos.
The Glenwood post., 1914-05-09
Crest Idea.

Mrs. Willis lat the Ladies' Aid 80
ciety)-"Now, what can We DO for the
poor boys at the front?" Mrs. Gillis
II was reading today where the sol.
diefs are always making sorties.
Now. Why can't We get the recipe for
those things and make them our.
selves and send them to the boys?-
Puck's Quarterly.
The Glenwood post., 1914-05-09

Why Collections Ars Iar0s.
4 pious old lady Of our acquaintance
Asvotss ths proceeds from the eggs
Asr hsas lay ON Sundays to the
church. Fortunately for the church
Aoarly all her hens are Sabbath-brsak-
The Glenwood post., 1914-05-09

oeeemy 10 Right.
The married life Of NrA Ada Bin
sard. who 10 applying for . divorcs
from her husband In Sidney. probably
became 70 tempestuous that she tust
couldn't weather the storm any ioag'
er.-Youngstown Telegram.
The Glenwood post., 1914-05-09
What caoee,neA Him.

What Concerned Him,
A little boy rolled down the staira
to his mothers feet. While she stood
horror-stricken he hurriedly picked
himself up. felt in his trousers pocket
then said, in CONSERVATION. Gosh,
lost that penny"
The Glenwood post., 1914-05-09
One Uso for rhosm.

One Uoo Tor VhoW.
Did you know" remarked . Spring
Asld lady to her Boston friend. that
We have several thousand Poles in the
Coanscticut Valley" How nice to
grow beans on" replied the lady from
BoGt0n.-ExchAnge.
The Glenwood post., 1914-05-09
-: :::::::: Co.,
R0MofnD
RORERIfY
NOTICE OF ADJUDICATION
FROM CON CREEK

Public notice is hereby given to all
persons, associations and corporations,
interested rs owners or consumers in
any ditch, canal or reservoir in Water
District No. 20, and particularly from
Con Creek in said Water District, that
on the 18th day of April, A. d. 1914,
the following order was by the District
Court of Garfield county, Colorado Q,
made and entered, to-wit:
estate of Colorado,
County Of Garfield,
In the District Court.
"In the matter of the applica-
tion Of I. J. Cissna, for an
adjudication of his priority
of right to the use of water Order.
through the Cissna bitches
Nos. and 2 from Con
Creek, in Water District
No. 70.
"Now ON this 18th day Of April, A.
D. 1914, upon the application Of the
said 1. J. Cissna, and upon good cause
shown, it is ordered that q hearing in
before said Court on the 18th day Of
afternoon of said day, and that notice
thereof be given by publication and
posting IS required by law. Done in
open court. By the Court.
"JOHN T. SHUMATE, Judge"
And now therefore, in pursuance Of
said order you are notified that the
said I. J. Cissna will, before said
Court in the court house at Glenwood
Springs, Garfield county, Colorado, on
the day and at the time so ordered,
apply for An adjudication of his right
to the use of one cubic foot Of water
per second of time absolutely from
Con Creek through his Cissna ditche.
numbers one and two for irrigation and
domestic purposes upon so acres Of his
lands lying under said bitches and be-
ing irrigated therefrom, with priority
relating back to and dating from May
l, 1910, and will ask that said cause
stand continued ON the docket Of said
court thereafter for further showing
Of increased use - the said Cissna may
bring additional acreage under cult.
vation with reasonable diligence.
You are further notified that at said
time and place you may be and appear
and protest the granting of the pri.
ority Of petitioner herein, and may
present your proofs for or against any
priority of right Of water by appro.
priation sought to be shown BY peti.
tioner herein or anyone else, II you
see fit so to do.
WITNESS, Chas. H. King, Clerk Of
said Court, and the seal thereof, at
Glenwood Springs, Colorado, this 22nd
day Of April, A. D. 1914.
(Seal) CHAS. n. KING,
Clerk
First publication April Is, 1914.
Last publication Nay 16, 1914.
The Glenwood post., 1914-05-09
asasnaA ~ ~ lstsh.

VIA ths 6aks of Welltnstsa ~
oo.AnctiAg tAs Dsainsalar vars ~ ~
VIII hin several Irish rsGinaats. Oas
q thass statioasA IN Porto cane -
like tie plaes - much that tie nsa
6eeaAsA to NIKE It iAnortal With
eAs OTooles aAA O'HaFas. Hsooe
tAs tswA Known 70 ths Rostngsass -
Roeto hAs ever siAee besa blAaeaaA 6nr
81 vtAs = thS reot Of ths vosA -
0Dsste.
The Glenwood post., 1914-05-09
0lalst q loasG D ThsA

What 90 vaAt. eAicky?' asks1 .
evs-yssF-eiA gir In tAs eosAtfy tor
IL arst ttos Interpreting The chick
ea's eaekliAg - N aSDsal for Some
thing. 100 waAt . drinkr' The
0Aekling ooatiAusA. 100 want ny
esAn0af" Moro eaeklinS. "Av." saiA
~ AlagustsA little girl. please shut
~"
The Glenwood post., 1914-05-09
Peculiar oedDoe.

Peculiar 0e0oe.
Thore 70 much in . name. A ship
belonging to . man named Heaven
vas tus to aail from CafdiR with .
cargo Of Goals. when It was discovered
hat she had not rsceivsd her full
loading. The shipping agent startled
his clerk with the Communicates.
graph to Heaven for more Goals"
The Glenwood post., 1914-05-09
PIoPnIHs WAlrf8D

want some Glenwood Springs or
close in properties in partial exchange
for fruit ranches, stock ranches, hay
and potato ranches well located. Also
will list some good ranch property for
sale. have inquiries for such proper
~ and . good chance to sell il prices
are right. Give full and accurate des-
cription, direction and distance from
nearest town. State what improve
ments are on the place and give your
lowest price and terms Of sale. II
incumbered state amount, rate Of In
terest and whea due. II you will ex-
change for other property, state the
kind wanted and your preference - to
location. Don't put . fictitious valus
ON your property II you want 70 ssll.
4. ]. DICKSON,
Glenwsoa Spring., CoIofads.
The Glenwood post., 1914-05-09
oue way.

ove way.
We an Of - come home 70 bed
Suiss ohssrfully - loag - ws know
Wofo at hbssty % say ost al nigAt-
0GeAA10A
The Glenwood post., 1914-05-09
Whist Maa Goeapoa.

women nay have . sense o( haAoe.
But II nan wore . section Of elsva-
tor cable around his neck. aAd fas-
tened onto 1t . can-opener. . young
moakey-wreneh. aa iee-pick. . vhis-
key desk. . screW-driver and Q sar-
dine-can. he wouldn't have nerve
enough to call the mess his vanity out.
nt.-Cincinnah Enquirer.
The Glenwood post., 1914-05-09
The Differences.

The Difference.
Whea q man looks At q woman It 10
bocanos hs wants to look at her:
wAsa Q woman looks 1t . man It u
because she wants him to look at
har-Tatlsr.
The Glenwood post., 1914-05-09

oseseisNlN9 Vsse owN WsrtA.
TAars b no reader vay oe hing.
ing your oWn worth into question
tAaA hQ 6str1cttag froa u voetA q
OGhaU.-N. vlncent.
The Glenwood post., 1914-05-09
Truth and Love.

Whaa remember how earnestly
men have striven to think their way
into the secrets Of the universe, and
how certainly they have failed. SEQ
clsaFiy that only he who lives Into
tfutA finds It. and that love alone II
STANDARDIZATION Wright Aabis.
The Glenwood post., 1914-05-09
SnoNNo In Jar.

sponge In Jac.
A sponge In . porcelain umbrella
stasd will keep the umbrellas from
stEikins the bottom OF the jar. which
10 oftsn broken in this way. and will
aleo absorb the rainwater iron . wet
U0beollA
The Glenwood post., 1914-05-09
Melancholy.

Melancholy.
Melancholy may be defined - .
state Of mind In which . man ID se
out of touch with his environment
that life has lost its sweetness--Sii
william Oslee.
The Glenwood post., 1914-05-09
Knew Or. 0lahlll.

Knew Or. 0I0blll.
We'll. WELL" said DR.. Bigbill, - hs
met . former patient on the street.
I'm glad to see you again, Mr.. Brown.
How arc you this morning!" First
doctor" said Mr.. Brown, cautiously,
does It cost anything to tell you?"
The Glenwood post., 1914-05-09
Not q Sad Occasion.

Briggs-"What! Are you going ia
Mawkser's funeral? thought you
made 1t rule to associate only with
superlatively happy people!" Grigga
That's why am going. You see,
Nawkser left . lot Of money to his
relatives. Topics.
The Glenwood post., 1914-05-09
~ltekeeoN.s

b Lscly's 'Rattonalisa IN Europe"
~ learasd historian gives . full and
lAlr aooosnt Of the rise. progress and
- Of 'Witchcraft." and one eosld
= 70 bsttsr thaa to turn to hin for
tAs Light one might b seeking O
ehat Wrotched subject
The Glenwood post., 1914-05-09

Whist Did She Meaaf
Teacher Ito pupil who has beer
pulling . seat-mate's hair)-"You an
not At to sit with decent people. Come
up here and sit with me-"
The Glenwood post., 1914-05-09

UNfeetuNats rransaetioN.
what became Of that fellow Tweed.
lsyr' "Oh. As opened . shop" DO
Ing wsllr' "No-doing tine. He va
oanght i1 he est"
The Glenwood post., 1914-05-09
] oocrSe

Q oooroH.
The whole secret Of giving parties
= to ask the pretty people to msst the
clever oaes."-Olave NJ. Potter.
The Glenwood post., 1914-05-09
Aves Dlsolssesd psss.

A deer charged . motor near Dan
hsaA recently. Apparently the animal
Vas bswtldered by the flashing head
MGAta. The dsers antlses were caught
- ths car. bat It vas sxtzieateA aAd
N0Ds1 away injured. The shock Of
~ eellisioa nade The car svssvs dan
000asty nsaf The stseD sobaAknaat
The Glenwood post., 1914-05-09

osseoe - An Tresose.
11aoe q ths tro1blo h this void =
- - he faet tAat aSoat oasAaH
- Deo1is In II are Asa aAA tAs okA.
- half vo0sa.-ChjoA0o NsWs.
The Glenwood post., 1914-05-09
Strange.

Strange.
h b 0eyange that frowns should Be
vesn By soms people who could not
pooAbly b induced to wear anything
slss hat did not become thsm.-Lip-
ptDooet's.
The Glenwood post., 1914-05-09

II yos are boxing for . 3ob - Was
= hire help OF II yoa Aavs anything .
ssll or vsnt TO purchase, yos saa ssss
Ct setioa throsgA the eol.nns Il ~
Psst- Othess havs foaHA this 60s
lt viii cost ysa bat littls.
The Glenwood post., 1914-05-09
oeopplN0 the poFs0A.

0rsppln0 tlss peeseA.
Whsa . man narFSss he fully IN
esaAs to b No. I iA tie family. bat IL
AAAy casss IL pssSod Aro1s out
0o0oo0 TraAocfipG
The Glenwood post., 1914-05-09

A healthy naa b . hng in his ewn
right; an unhealthy naa an unhappy
slave. For impure blood and sluggish
liver, use Burdock Blood Bitters. On
the market IS ysass. 4l.00 bottle.
The Glenwood post., 1914-05-09
Locked Like OveInses.

nther-"Jane. are that young
mans intentions serious!" Daughter
II think 10. pa: he says our carriage
shed could be easily transformed into
. garage and the attic would make
. dandy billiard room and bowling
alley"
The Glenwood post., 1914-05-09
N<kc I>,<..<N

Good stationery Is An introduction
in itself and makes . first impression
that is valuable. Call and see what
we can do for you in this line.
The Glenwood post., 1914-05-09
MeKf6HEN..


r ALL the horrid. hidsoos
Aotao q ~,
0addse thaA oWI-es00o q the mldnlOhe
blast,
. that portsasoss phrass. Il ssA yss
so.~
The Glenwood post., 1914-05-09
All the Difference.

They say my son is credit Il
me-" "Mine," said his friend, "ha
never been anything but . liability
The Glenwood post., 1914-05-09
INDIGESTION CANT HAT
MO APP4HYR7

A treatment Of Electric BittesA ia
ereases your appetite; stops indises-
tion; you can eat everything. A real
spring tonic for Liver, kidney and
stomach troubles. Cleanses your vhs:s
system and you feel fine. Electric
Bitters di 1 more for Mr.. T. d. Pee
BILE 3 stomach troubles thaa any nedi-
cine he ever tried. Get . bottle today.
SOC and $l.0O At your druggists.
Bueklen's Arniea 6alvs for EexsnA.
The Glenwood post., 1914-05-09

Nautical Note.
The Sea Of Matrimony 10 nllsd with
acknowledgements.
The Glenwood post., 1914-05-09
olol0),Da3oNo,

Afeef Q woman has beoa trotting b
Ao1blo harness foe . foW ysafs II
AAkss her frstfal evsry time sAe sees
. Aswly married couple making love
The Glenwood post., 1914-05-09
Fos aAIR. xKcMApos o. LxAsa

NoB ALk, NOHAOoB o. LIA0D
A cattle ranch Of $50 acres close =
one Of the fnest ranges in Colorado.
Has $50 acres uadeF ditch; about $50
under cultivation; close to good mar
kets. Fully equipped With tsrn ma
chinery and stock for running the
same.
This is . rars bargain - the laAd
will grow anything from grain sad
Alfalfa to potatoes.
For particular address x Y 2 care
Glenwood Post.
The Glenwood post., 1914-05-09

Daily Thought
A nobae aspiration is = deed though
vnonAsoved.-Iohn Kendrick BanEA
The Glenwood post., 1914-05-09
Il Doesn't Pay.

Il Doesn't Pay.
The trouble with the man who fails
u that he wants to wait until tomor
row to study the lesson Of the hour
The Glenwood post., 1914-05-09

Why not subscribe for the Post now
The Glenwood post., 1914-05-09

Daily Thought.
Earth changes. but thy soul and Cox
stand sure.-BrowninG.
News and citizen. [volume] (Morrisville, Vt. ;) 1881-current, 1914-03-25
HERE AT HOME
MorrisviIIe Citizens Gladly Testify
and Confidently Recommend
DOan's Kidney Pills

1t is testimony like the following that
has placed Doan's Kidney Pills so far
above competitors. When people right
here at home raise their voice in prsise
there is no room left for doubt. Read
the public statement of Morrisville
citizen:
E. w. Cutler, painter, Main St., Nor
risyille, VT, says: 'Severe pains in the
small of my back bothered me and the
kidney secreiions were painful in passage.
When heard of Doan's Kidney Pills,
got box at Cheney's Drug Store. After
afew weeks the symptoms of the trouble
began to disappear. Before long / was
restored to good health and for some
time past have had no need of a kidney
medicine. Doan's Kidney Pills did their
work thoroughly in my case and my ex-
perience was convincing proof of their
merit"
For sale by all dealers. Price so cents.
Foster Milburn Co.. Buffalo, New York
sole agents for the United States.
Remember the name-Doan's-apd
take no substitute. adv.
News and citizen. [volume] (Morrisville, Vt. ;) 1881-current, 1914-03-25
ThriCe.a-Week Edition
OF
THE NEW YORK WORLD

This is a time OF great events, and
you will want the news accurately and
promptly. All the counties of the world
steadily draw closer together, and the
telegraph wires bring the happenings to
every one. No other newspaper has
service equal to that of The World and
it relates everything fully and promptly.
The World long since established @
record for impartially, and anybody can
afford it's Thrice-a-W eek edition, which
comes every other day in the week, ex-
ctpt Sunday. 1t will be of particular
value to you now. The Thrice Week
World also abounds in other strong fea-
lures. serial stories, humor, markets, car
toous; in fact, everything that is to be
found in first class daily.
THE THRICE A-WEEK WORLDS
regular subscription price is only s1.OO
per year, and this pays for 1856 papers.
We offer this unequalled newspaper and
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year for $500
The regular subsci iption price of the
two papers is 50 rs
News and citizen. [volume] (Morrisville, Vt. ;) 1881-current, 1914-03-25
Animals on the Stage.

Although human actors often fail to
arouse enthusiasm, animal actors
never appear without being appreciat-
ed. At the Hippodrome boxing kan
CARGO and troupe of unusually we'll
trained monkeys keep the audience in
gales of laughter while their act is on
cannot imagine more grotesque
animal on the stage than kangaroo.
This one is the most famous of its
kind in the world. He boxes with the
skill Of a trained pugilist and ducks
his head and evades a blow with a
suggestion of real thought. The kan
CARGO belongs to the clown Amanda,
but it is Mrs. Armando who teaches
him how to box. II is not easy to
train a kangaroo. To punish one
would be disastrous, because of the
natural tendency which he has to-
ward suicide..-Harriet Quimby in Lea
lies.
News and citizen. [volume] (Morrisville, Vt. ;) 1881-current, 1914-03-25

IT COULDN'T BE WORSE. Horse meat
i. now on sale in Montreal and patrons
of restaurants are eating it. The flesh is
sold as "plain beef and it goes for much
less than meat from "beef critters"
Slaughter houses outside the city are
buying WORKOUT horses and preparing
them for the meat market, and the health
authorities are powerless to stop the
practice under present laws. As some OF
their inspectors confess their inability to
distinguish between the two qualities OF
"Deef' it would seem as if the substitute
were "iust as good" At any rate it is
cheaper, and that fact promises to make
hippophagists in MISUNDERSTANDING
Our tastes are few and simple and we
are not up to many new dishes, but given
our choice between grain fed horse-hesh
properly broiled and beef fed on paint
brush, golden rod, and wire nails; fried
in grease; we would for once at least
shut our eyes and take our chances with
the horse.
News and citizen. [volume] (Morrisville, Vt. ;) 1881-current, 1914-03-25
1t Would be an Honor to Both
Taft and Wilson

There is a revival of the report, and
this time it is given on "unquesti oned
authority that Professor Taft is pres
emily to be nominated by President Will
son as justice of the Supreme court.
Mr.. Justice Holmes is indicated as the
member about to retire, as he is eligible
to do. 1t is assumed that Mr.. Wilson is
willing to appoint his predecessor. but
whether Mr.. Taft is now so keen for
the place as he once was is not so sure.
AS Kent professor at Yale he is now
agl ably situated and he finds the wol X
congenial. He likewise is in demand as
a lecturer and he enjoys that "a much las
Mr. Bryan does. Should Mr.. Taft be ap-
pointed and accept, he would be the first
former President to go on the supreme
bench.-Lowell, Mass, Courier Citizen.
News and citizen. [volume] (Morrisville, Vt. ;) 1881-current, 1914-03-25
What His Home Paper Says
From the Newport Express

This independent movement to elect
Chas. A. Prouty United States Senator in
face of the fact that he has absolutely re
fused to be a candidate, is unprecedented,
to say the least. On hardly knows from
what angle the movement can be judged
His numerous friends throughout the
state. and especially his home friends,
would like to see him United States Sena-
tor. His ability to fill the office, and in
the most able manner, is unquestioned
These independent organizations to press
an independent canvass in his behalf
proves he is wanted. But is the present
movement a wise one? Does it not place
the candidate, or rather the man who is
not a candidate, in rather an embarras-
sing position? 1t is pleasant to be in the
hands of friends-very pleasant; but to
be carried by them, virtually gagged and
bound hand and foot. is not so pleasant
after all. To be sure Mr.. Prouty does
not like to be carried-is not a party to
it, and-this is where the peculiar part of
it comes in. Because he does not ask to
be carried, and has publicly announced
he is not candidate, which virtually
binds him hand and foot, he can only
watch in an outwardly appreciate {
manner, the present demonstration in
his favor, and wonder, somewhat fear
fully, perhaps, how it will all end. Mt
all his friends-even many who would
vote for him under different circumstan-
ces-will side with this movement. 1t is
too much out of the ordinary-an in
stance of the progressive move nent form
erly started for Theo lore Roosevelt.
Others will turn cold shoulder because
Mr.. Prouty has practically withdrawn
from the field. And later it will be re-
membered that Senator Dillingham; is
still alive, it might be WELL considering
the peculiar conditions of the present
canvass, to stand by and support him.
This is simply prophecy on our part, but
sometimes prophecy is strangely fulfilled.
Naturally the Express and Standard, be-
ing the home paper of c. A. Prouty,
would like to see him elected Senator;
but we have some hesitancy in saying
whether the present independent move
ment in his favor is for the best or not.
News and citizen. [volume] (Morrisville, Vt. ;) 1881-current, 1914-03-25
Retired Georgia Planters Advice
to kidney Sufferers

Regarding the wonderful curative mer.
it's of your Swamp-R Root. I cannot say
too much. After suffering severely for
three years or more with eevere pains
caused by weak kidneys, was finally in
duced to try Swamp-Root through a
testimonial read it in one of the news
papers. l was in such a condition that
was obliged to arise from my bed six or
eight times every night. Ispurchased a
tifUy-cent bottle and before il was used [
felt so much relieved that | purchased a
one-dollar bottle and by the time this was
taken the old pains had left my back and
l could sleep the whole night through
am retired planter, 10 years of age,
and owing TO Dr.. Kilmer's Swamp-Root,
am in the best of health and feel like II
boy,, am always glad TO recommend
Swamp-Ro to those who are in need of
it. Sincerely yours,
G. E. USSERY,
Bowersville, Ga.
PERSONAL appeared before me, this Sth
of September, 1909, G. E. Ussery, who
subscribed the above statement and made
oath that the same as true in substance
and in fact. T. H. MCLANE,
Notary Public.