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The citizen. [volume] (Berea, Ky.) 1899-1958, 1914-07-30
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g. g. Foxton Jones. superintendent Of
the Irish work In connection with DR..
Barnsrdo's Homes. says $4,000 chill.
drsn have bean rescued About 70
per cent Of these cases are directly
attributed to the drink tramc. But
for the drink curse these great In
stitutsons would very shortly close
their doors.
The citizen. [volume] (Berea, Ky.) 1899-1958, 1914-07-30
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WHAT Seen WILL 90.

A wilkes Barre tPa) sheriff raided
Q speak-easy months ago. and In one
bottle Of bear he found . FROG. He
sealed the bottle. marked II. and put
Il away. Lately he came across Il
again. The seal Was intact. but the
frog had been eaten completely to
naught by the acid In the beer. Nov
the sheriff doubts n . beverage which
can eat . frog can be good for . hu-
man stomach.-Exchangs.
The citizen. [volume] (Berea, Ky.) 1899-1958, 1914-07-30

will be returned" I've had no answer
though.
Marks-Gracious! DO you think e
woman would own up to that descrip-
ton for $350?-Boston Transcript
The citizen. [volume] (Berea, Ky.) 1899-1958, 1914-07-30
GNoLAMp's DRINK BILL.

A. rsportsd IN The Alliance Nsvs
upon estimates made by Mr.. George
3. Wilson. secretary Of the United
Kingdom alliance. Great nrttAin's
drinh bill for the past year vss over
six millions u dollars less than the
year previous. Picture palaces" have
become Q oompstitos with the pshns
houses throsshout the kinoAom.
The citizen. [volume] (Berea, Ky.) 1899-1958, 1914-07-30
No Chance.

No Chance.
Why did you quarrcl?'
"She wanted me TO hold her hand
at q crowded reception"
why didn't your
II was already holding a plate OF
salad In one fist and cup Of coffee
in the other. with no earthly chance to
set anything down. kansas City Jour.
nal.
The citizen. [volume] (Berea, Ky.) 1899-1958, 1914-07-30

tains
The Citizen proposes to get &C
quainted with the bright boys and
Girls who are attending the public
schools Of the mountains this Sum
mer.
We wish to know what you are
thinking about, and to see how
brightly you can express your
thoughts in well-written school
pieces.
We offer q Prize for every school.
We ask the teacher in each school
TO appoint an hour 1--WE suggest the
third Friday of AugusD for the
reading of compositions by the old
er scholars. In every district in
which as many as four good COM
positions are read we will send The
Citizen for one year to the author
of the one which the teacher de-
cides is the best.
Here are the conoit1ons.
4. Each composition must be the
real thought Of the boy or girl who
writes il and not borrowed from
any book or older person, and must
contain from 400 to 800 words.
2. The writers may choose their
own subjects and titles but we sug-
gest for boys "A Man Fit 10 be an
Example" and for girls "A Woman
Fit 10 be an Example," Do not take
any one person, but just imagine a
person with the good qualities which
you have seen here and there. Do
not take a great public man like
Lincoln though you may use some
things that were in Lincoln, but de-
scribe a man or woman At TO be an
example right in your own county.
8. Be sure to make il interesting
Start with something startling and
conclude with something conclus-
i've. Get in jokes and stories. Make
your hearers see things as you do.
4. Write with ink, on one side
Of the paper, only. Underscore your
title, make good sentences and
group them in paragraphs and have
q composition fit TO print.
5. The teacher must send the
four best compOsitions-at least
four-with the names and post-of-
fee address Of the authors 10 The
Citizen, and tell which one is in
his judgment the best. To the au-
thor of that essay The Citizen will
be sent free for one year.
The teacher shall grade the pa
pers on the scale Of 100, allowing;
80 points for soundness and i'm
portance of the thought presented.
50 points for the interesting way
in which the thought 10 presented.
40 points for correct structure OF
sentences, use Of words. paragraph
ing and capitalization.
10 points for correct spelling.
10 points for clear handwriting.
Three Prisss for the Best Of Al.
These compositions that are
judged best In the different schools
will then be compared by our Man
aging Editor, Mr.. Wertenberger. and
friends he may select TO assist him,
and the best three Of them will have
still larger prizes.
The value OF these larger prizes
will depend upon the number OF
schools competing. II there are a.
many a. one hundred schools COM
peting the prizes will be:
First Prize.-School Bills, Board
Room. Incidental Fees) for one year
In Berea. sSi TO $3.50. according "a
the department entered.
Second Prize.-School Bills for
two terms In Berea, $3.50 10 S65i0
Third Prize.-School Bills for
ono term In Beres (Pall term ID
longest) e29.60 10 e32.s0.
n there are less than 100 competj-
tors the prizes will be one-half the
above amounts.
New uoys and Girls. bexin "a
The citizen. [volume] (Berea, Ky.) 1899-1958, 1914-07-30

Eagerly Communicative.
"a man ought not to have any Sc
crets from bis wife"
"Secretsy exclaimed Mr.. Meekton.
II spend hours trying to make an i'm
preston on Henrietta by thinking up
something to tell her that she doesn't
Washington Star.
The citizen. [volume] (Berea, Ky.) 1899-1958, 1914-07-30
EDUCATIONAL PROPAGANDA.

The United States Brewers asso-
citation. according to the Brewers'
Journal. New York. 10 planning to add
to their systematic "sducstionar' do
Tense propaganda unique moving pic
ture plea and argument In the form
Of On exhibit which II boldly an
nounces viii be utilised at county
fairs. and other public occasions
throughout the country" - . part OF
the organised brewers campaign Of
education"
The citizen. [volume] (Berea, Ky.) 1899-1958, 1914-07-30
Why Che Didn't Applx.

Asrks-sO you saw The woman whe
cropped the parse. bot lest her In ths
crowd Dad you advertise for hsrf
Parts-Yss: ! put this m II ne
vssy honsly woman a ferry. wsanae
. lpsss q iAss years styis and . most
snbaeemiAs hAl W last ~ pure
eeptainiaG os-1Q - ueyoeee sessss
eatssaay VIZ appay "a ~ psseerV
The citizen. [volume] (Berea, Ky.) 1899-1958, 1914-07-30
otiii CLIMBING.

"Have you ever heard Jimkins relate
about the time he got halfway up Mont
Blanc with one Of bis little nephews
and no guider' asked one man OF an
other.
How long ago did he tell you about
itr' was the syasive reply.
Last March. when he'd just got
homa" said tho nrst man.
well" said the other. in eight
months SINE then he has climbed the
rest Of the way. succored q fsinung
guide and survived . snowstorm on
the summit. resuscitated two bsnumh-
I'd strangers on the way down ana
guided the entire party 70 the foot
where q group Of frantic relatives was
waiting. "-sacrsd- Heart Review.
The citizen. [volume] (Berea, Ky.) 1899-1958, 1914-07-30
moas TAX ON HorGLs.

New yorh stass nxciss Commissios-
- Farley. N he annual report favors
taxing hotsls more than saloons. en-
suggests . provision Of lav vAsrsby
Wien district votss az. some person
In Il may cell lieuor % Dssatsoa q %
pr esst Of The sssstoss. ss1 vice versa
. To Q vet 1leks1ol
The citizen. [volume] (Berea, Ky.) 1899-1958, 1914-07-30

Combined with his power as a con.
ductor. he is a cornetist of great
ability and his playing has been
praised in the highest terms by some
Of the best critics in the country, no
tably by William Lines Hubbard, the
great musical critic Of the Chicago
Tribune. As program maker. Mr..
Thaviu is without a peer or a rival
He seems instinctively to know what
the people want and he can vary his
program to suit any gathering. from
the frivolous crowds at summer parks
who seek nothing but the gayer and
lighter melodies, to the more sedate
and serious gatherings in Chautauquas
who demand music Of higher grade
and style.
He has taken a great hold on the
The citizen. [volume] (Berea, Ky.) 1899-1958, 1914-07-30
INTERNATIONAL
SUNDNS0lOOL
LESSON

department. The Moody Bible Institute,
ChicagoD
The citizen. [volume] (Berea, Ky.) 1899-1958, 1914-07-30
MIAMI PUBLISHING co.
Dayton, Ohio
100
Beautiful and Colored
POST CARDS

Many are rich, rare, pictures OF
beautiful models and actresses
Also q Self Film z
FOUNTAIN PEN
All for only so cents
The greatest bargain In beautiful cards
and rare art pictures ever o1ered. Many
are hard to obtain and have sold singiy
for the price We ask Tor all. These will
20 quickly to all lovers oi this beautiful In
nature Who appreciate RARE ART PIC
TURES Of we'll developed models.
a reliable self-6llinG iosntain pen free
With each order. Thsss aloas have sold
fos oos dollar N stosea
The 100 beautiful cards and pen all Tor
bot Soc snd iec In Stamps ~ posssge.
The citizen. [volume] (Berea, Ky.) 1899-1958, 1914-07-30

INTERRUPTED Prospects
Rapturous Swaziland when we are
married we will be ideally happy and
live on, and live on
Perturbed Father-Well. not ON mo-
Baltimore American.
The citizen. [volume] (Berea, Ky.) 1899-1958, 1914-07-30
Citizen Prizes

For School Children of the Noun
tains
The Ward County independent. [volume] (Minot, Ward County, N.D.) 1902-1965, 1914-02-12
TAKES OFF DANDRUFF,
HAIR STOPS FALLING
Save your Hair! Get IS cent bottle
Of Danderine right now-AIso
stops itching scalp.

Thin, brittle, colorless and scraggy
hair is mute evidence of a neglected
scalp; of dandruff-that awful scurf
There is nothing so destructive to
the hair as dandruff 1t robs the hair
of it's lustre, it's strength and it's very
life; eventually producing a feverish-
ness and itching of the scalp, which
if not remedied causes the hair roots
to shrink, loosen and die-then the
hair falls out FAST A little Danderine
tonight-now-any time-will surely
save your hair.
Get Is cent bottle of Knowlton's
Danderine from any drug store. You
surely can have beautiful hair and lots
of it If you will just try a little Dan
derine. Save your hair! Try it!
The Ward County independent. [volume] (Minot, Ward County, N.D.) 1902-1965, 1914-02-12
Smiled as He Paid His Fine.

Mickey Duffy was fined SO and costs
by Judge Lynch for beating two men
and throwing them out of his room in
the New York hotel Friday. at was
worth it," Mickey said as he smilingly
paid his fine. Mickey wrecked a bed
and other furniture in turning the
trick and besides he furnished a rap.
i'd moving picture show for a crowd
of 100 who gathered.
The Ward County independent. [volume] (Minot, Ward County, N.D.) 1902-1965, 1914-02-12

This is the time Of year most trying
on those inclined to be constipated.
Many dread winter because of it.
Don't worry, just take HOLSTERS
Rocky Mountain Tea, natures surest,
safest and best tonic regulator. Take
it once week. Start tonight.
-advt. Mccoy Drug Co.
The Ward County independent. [volume] (Minot, Ward County, N.D.) 1902-1965, 1914-02-12

TRADE FOR LAND-Plowing out
fit used one year, consisting of Mo-
gul as H. P. tractor, Deere 8 bot
tom pillow, stubble and breaker bot
toms, Is barrel gasoline tank on
Columbia running gear; 11-foot
Durham packer. Outfit located
near Plaza, N. Oak. Address "K,"
care of Independent. 1-29-t3*
The Ward County independent. [volume] (Minot, Ward County, N.D.) 1902-1965, 1914-02-12

The State Board Of Education has
authorized an examination for first
and second grade professional certifi-
Gates and for special primary certif-
Gates, to be held at the Office Of the
Superintendent Of Schools, at Minot,
February 9th and 28th. Applicants
will be supplied with all necessary
materials.
e. G. WARREN,
Supt. of Schools.
The Ward County independent. [volume] (Minot, Ward County, N.D.) 1902-1965, 1914-02-12
STATE AUDITORS STATEMENT.

STATE AUDITORS STATEMENT.
The sixth annual financial state
ment of North Dakota state funds for
the year 1913 has been issued by Carl
0. Jorgenson, state auditor, and
shows in a condensed form where the
money goes. The cash balance on
Dec. 81, 1918, was $685., 930.47 which
was the lowest cash balance of the
year. The highest cash balance was
on May LIST and was at that time ST.
$50, 362.24, the average monthly bal
ance for the year was $1,548, 246.99.
Checks issued on all accounts during
the year amounted to $5,O43, 565.43.
The Ward County independent. [volume] (Minot, Ward County, N.D.) 1902-1965, 1914-02-12
How to Prevent Bilious Attacks.

Coming events cast their shadows
before" This is especially true Of
bilious attacks. Your appetite will
fail, you will feel dull and languid. If
you are subject to bilious attacks take
three Of Chamberlain's Tablets as soon
as these symptoms appear and the at
tack may be warded off. For sale BY
all dealers. -advt.
The Ward County independent. [volume] (Minot, Ward County, N.D.) 1902-1965, 1914-02-12

Abraham Lincoln never said "Hello
Central" never lodged an automobile,
never held strap in trolly car,
never pushed button for a light,
never heard photograph and never
posed for a motion picture. and yet
Lincoln died only forty
eight years ago.-Exchange.
The Ward County independent. [volume] (Minot, Ward County, N.D.) 1902-1965, 1914-02-12
I. N. Putnam ha. placed his order

for carload Of the new Minot bri-
quets, but has not been advised as to
the price or when shipment can be
made. The Minot briquetting factory
is now in operation and reported to be
making around 80 tons of briguets a
day. At Minot the retail price is $40
a ton $3.50 less than the price Of
hard coal there.-Carrington Indepen-
dent.
The Ward County independent. [volume] (Minot, Ward County, N.D.) 1902-1965, 1914-02-12

w. C. Walker from southwest of the
city left today for Davenport, Ia,
where he will spend several weeks at
his old home. Mr.. Walkers cousin
recently sold a farm nine miles from
Davenport for 1901 per acre.
The Ward County independent. [volume] (Minot, Ward County, N.D.) 1902-1965, 1914-02-12
COAL! COAL! COAL!

l am prepared to furnish coal on
the car at Burlington, N. D., at $500
per ton. Further information, write
or call Hunnewell Mine, Burlington,
N. D., box ITO; phone. 12-4-12t+
The Ward County independent. [volume] (Minot, Ward County, N.D.) 1902-1965, 1914-02-12
WAN
MONEY TO LOAN. JOHN ]
BATES. I,

FOR SALE-2O0 acres of land l 1-2
miles from Logan. Considerable
timber, which affords excellent shell
ter. Fine water and plenty Of it.
Ninety acres of pasture, balance fer.
tile farm land. An ideal dairy and
stock farm. Will sell as l am get
ting too old to attend to it. $500.
Reuben Stredwick, Logan, N. D.
7-31-t3~-H
The Ward County independent. [volume] (Minot, Ward County, N.D.) 1902-1965, 1914-02-12

FOR SALE OR TRADE-Six room
modern house on Main street, five
blocks from center of town. Will
sell or trade for farm property near
Minot. Address (X) Care of the In
dependent. tt
The Ward County independent. [volume] (Minot, Ward County, N.D.) 1902-1965, 1914-02-12
Fire at kurth Home.

The fire ladies were called to the
home of A. H. Kurth, corner Valley
and Fifth streets, this morning, by
small fire caused by the burning out
Of the chimney. No damage was done.
The Ward County independent. [volume] (Minot, Ward County, N.D.) 1902-1965, 1914-02-12

FOR SALE OR TRADE by owner;
city property bringing SIS per
month income, for land. C. L. Lam
dom, Grand Forks, N. d. 2-12-NH
ESTRAYED-From my home 1-2
The Ward County independent. [volume] (Minot, Ward County, N.D.) 1902-1965, 1914-02-12

FOR SALE-One 4-room house close
n and some good. level lots for sale
dAeap and on good terms. One good
land contract for sale or trade for
city property. Address "L," care
The Independent. Lift
The Ward County independent. [volume] (Minot, Ward County, N.D.) 1902-1965, 1914-02-12

miles southeast of Surrey, Jan. 81,
one brown mare, branded I'D on
left foreleg. Wide strap with large
buckle about neck. Suitable reward.
Geo. Nuremberg, Norwich, N. D.
2-12-t3
The Ward County independent. [volume] (Minot, Ward County, N.D.) 1902-1965, 1914-02-12

WANTED-A bright, energetic boy,
one that has some education and
one that would want to learn first
class trade. Excellent opportunity
for a boy that will prove worthy.
Small wages to start but will be adj
vanced as rapidly as he makes good.
Apply in person to Independent Of
flee. r
The Ward County independent. [volume] (Minot, Ward County, N.D.) 1902-1965, 1914-02-12

FOR SALE-Windmill, 12-foot wheel,
good wooden tower, feed mill,
pumping jacks and elevator; all in
good running order. Will sell right
as have no use for them. H. j. Lee,
Minot, N. d., r. d. 2; 5 miles due
north of city. 2-5-t2*
The Ward County independent. [volume] (Minot, Ward County, N.D.) 1902-1965, 1914-02-12

Far SALE CHEAP-One tanning
Mil 4 years old; one smut treater
aaA one manure spreader. John ].
Lee, 220 Ruth st. Lift
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FOR SALE-1oo acres good farm
laad, IL miles North Of Ainot, 100
acres, under cultivation, good we'll
and granary. Price 100000. Robt.
S. Gillespie, Ninot, N. D. 1-22-tf

FOR SALE--One 5000 H. p. Pioneer
tractor and ten-bottom self-lift
Avery pillow with stubble and break
err bottoms, for $3.50, 100000
cash, balance in live stock or on
time. II. C. H. Siege, Minot, N. D..
1-22-t4cg
The Ward County independent. [volume] (Minot, Ward County, N.D.) 1902-1965, 1914-02-12

city, passed thru Minot yesterday en-
route to Bowbells. The doctor is now
located at Starbuck, MINI.
The Ward County independent. [volume] (Minot, Ward County, N.D.) 1902-1965, 1914-02-12

Don't feel lively as you "uset''
Bones getting stiff losing juice,
Brace up-tackle it again,
Rocky Mountain Tea will help you
win.
-advt. Mccoy Drug Co.
The Ward County independent. [volume] (Minot, Ward County, N.D.) 1902-1965, 1914-02-12

Marquis Wheat, 80 per cent Germi-
nation, SIPS per blu. A. A. Robinson
Elev. Co. 1-8.t2
The Ward County independent. [volume] (Minot, Ward County, N.D.) 1902-1965, 1914-02-12

For SALE-Nine room modern house
on north side, easy terms. Address
"E," care Independent. 8-21-tf
The Ward County independent. [volume] (Minot, Ward County, N.D.) 1902-1965, 1914-02-12

FOR SALE-A good mich cow,
fresh about the middle Of February.
Apply to Hans Skarup, Minot,
Route 3, 1878
The Ward County independent. [volume] (Minot, Ward County, N.D.) 1902-1965, 1914-02-12

Reduced price for fall sale Of Pure
Bred Barred Plymouth Rock Cocker
els and pullets.
Margaret E. Dickinson,
Phone SOB Red. $40 Victoria St.,
12-6-f Minot, N. D.
The Ward County independent. [volume] (Minot, Ward County, N.D.) 1902-1965, 1914-02-12

Pure bred Silver Laced Wyandotte
Cockerels, Jersey bull calves and Rus
sian Wolf hound pups for sale. w. N.
Benson, Sawyer, N. D. 12-11-4mo*
The Ward County independent. [volume] (Minot, Ward County, N.D.) 1902-1965, 1914-02-12

WANTED-Girl for general house
work. Apply 410 So. Welcome st.,
Francis J. Murphy 12-25-tf
The Ward County independent. [volume] (Minot, Ward County, N.D.) 1902-1965, 1914-02-12

FOR RENT OR SALE-Hotel Saw
yer, furnace heat. H. D. Hodges,
Sawyer, N. D. Is IA
The Ward County independent. [volume] (Minot, Ward County, N.D.) 1902-1965, 1914-02-12

Marquis Wheat, 80 per cent Germi-
nation. SIPS per bu. A. A. Robinson
Elev. Co. 1872
The Ward County independent. [volume] (Minot, Ward County, N.D.) 1902-1965, 1914-02-12

FOR SALE-Twelve full blood Shrop-
shire rams. Address w. Glib,
Brookbank, Mountrail Co., N. Oak.
The Ward County independent. [volume] (Minot, Ward County, N.D.) 1902-1965, 1914-02-12

WANTED ousekeeper for two men
in country near Deering; wages
$4,000 per month. Good home. Ad-
dress "X," care of The Independent.
l-22-A*
The Ward County independent. [volume] (Minot, Ward County, N.D.) 1902-1965, 1914-02-12

WANTED-Gcod, clean cotton rags;
will pay SC per pound. Independent
office.
The Ward County independent. [volume] (Minot, Ward County, N.D.) 1902-1965, 1914-02-12

FOR SALE-Cheap, or will trade for
horses or cows, Dowagiac drill, l
Gale gang pillow and tanning mill;
all are new. Address Ira Sweet,
200 Alice St., Minot, N. D. 2-5-t2*
The Ward County independent. [volume] (Minot, Ward County, N.D.) 1902-1965, 1914-02-12
Program.

What breed Of cows are best pay
ing BY A. R. Reiff and I. r. Pence.
The care and need Of mich cows in
North Dakota.-By c. D. Lambert and
Levi Yoder.
Will it pay to start milk station
at Surrey, and what benefits will be
derived from it?-By George Great
house and H. C. Rasumson.
What can be done to stop the spread
Of hog cholera BY E. H. Porter and
A. Fox. @
What course should the farmer take
to prosperity BY Mr.. Peck.
Lunch at noon.
The Ward County independent. [volume] (Minot, Ward County, N.D.) 1902-1965, 1914-02-12

FOR SALE-One 5000 horsepower
Big Four Gas Tractor, 8 bottom o.
liver pillow, stubble and breaker bot
toms, and Is barrel gasoline tank.
Has only plowed about 800 acres
and is in first class shape. Will sell
at bargain. Write for terms. Ad-
dress z. care of Independent. PIGS
The Ward County independent. [volume] (Minot, Ward County, N.D.) 1902-1965, 1914-02-12

DR.. J. M. Ekrem, formerly of this
Newark evening star and Newark advertiser. [volume] (Newark, N.J.) 1909-1916, 1914-06-30
In Land of Jokedom

Nov, my good man.. said
! bullying young prosecuting attorr
YOU say your name Is johnson :
that you live at Medicine Hat, VII
may | ask. is your occupatiogA
'Occupa queried tad itne,
oh farm part Of the hatAnd.
Judge.
What's the new structure you nav4
/ put UP on the hill there?''
We'll, replied Farmer Corntossell
If rent it, it's a bungalow. IN
don't, its barn. Washington Star
Thug (pursuing victim)-I say, rvs
a bone to pick with YOU
Mr.. Mildiy-Pardon me, sir. thatf
1 quite impossible, for I'm a strict vege
tarian.-Puneh.
Circumstances alter not only case
but words as WE'LL
Explain yourself"
When the captain of a vessel ships
/ cook he hires lim-but when
{ housewife ships her cook she fire.
her. '--Boston Transcript.
4 Judge-Haye you anything to 50,
( for yourself before [ sentence YOU
| prisoner
Prisoner-Yes, your lordship:
/ taught your wife and daughters tht
( tango
Judge-Twenty years.-Punch.
A widower who was married re.
1 Gently for the third lime and who's,
( bride had been married once before
herself wrote across the bottom o
/ the wedding invitations: BE sure an
come; this is no amateur perform
ance. The Argonaut
An angry mother had her little se
by the hand and held a menaelh
cane.
I'll teach you 10 tie a kettle to tn
cats tale," said the mother
1T wasn't our cat" said the boy
kettle. said the mother.-ChicaE
+ News.
"Mr and Mrs Terkins seem to 20
along well together"
That is due to their superior team
"What do you mean"
'She lays down the law and he car
ries it out. baltimore sun.
Clerk-what size hammock do yel
want?
summer Girl-0h. a small ham
mock just big enough for one, but
er-strong enough for two.--Judge
"That baker makes the lightes
bread l ever tasted" said the oil
fogy.
That's right" agreed the groucI
His pound loaves only weigh min
ounces. Cincinnati Enquirer.
Gabe-This fellow links is a con
trary cuss.
Steve-Should say he was contrary
Any time he agrees with you just b.
that you are wrong.-Cincinnati En-
quirer. =