The Detroit times., 1914-12-14
From Another
Point OF VeW

In addition thereto Is the wifes mi
inery bill for a head tax.
II may be a bit tardy," writes
o. NJ, "but have just discovered
an excellent candidate for The
Order Of the Can. | want TO name
the neiqnbor who says: ~ u hap
pens am not at home when the
goods are delivered, you can leave
them next door,"
We read on the liner page that OF
are wanted. Maybe IL
who Is after collection.
VIII YOU Tlease tell me what becan
of Harry Thaw ?--J. I.
He turned ont very bad.
Maybe the fellow who wrote tie
Ne Not in Mournful Numbers wa
about TO be handed his coal bill.
cUREDI
Mine Host COOLEY, OF the Ban
sor Hotel, In a little Maine town,
boasted TO his guests always OF
the fact that he prepared with his
own hands the hams he served on
the table.
Goodley's hams were known far
and wide and so was the fact that
their preparation was his hobby
and his great pride.
This story is told to illustrate
how a single weakness may creep
In at any moment TO undo rep
utatIon which has taken years to
build.
The weakness Of Mine Host
Cooley was limburger cheese,
and his tende ncy was TO sneak out
In the Kitchen at times and par
take Of this luxury.
Michael O'connor wandered into
the Bangor Hotel one morning for
breakfast, having heard Of the ia
nous Cooley ham.
The genial landlord swelled
with pride as O'connor told him
how many miles away he had
heard the praises Of the ham
sung by travellers on the road.
But, Just as things will hap
pen, the cook absentmindedly
picked up a platter which had
held Goodley's llmbureer cheese
and upon II placed o'connor's or
der Of ham.
Mr.. O'connor was reading q
morning newspaper while a pretty
waitress was spreading his dishes
around him, but when the ham
was put on he suddenly lost inter-
est In the article he was reading,
and began a survey Of the lmme-
dlate surroundings.
He finally came TO dead point
on the ham and, carefully picking
up the dish, he lifted II close to
the organ Of smell, turned his
head quickly and sent for the
landlord.
Mine Host Cooley was always
ready TO 90 Into the dining room
and take a compliment upon his
ham, and smiIlngly approached
Mr.. O'connor's side.
"lf that 10 the same ham that
was recommended TO me-" said
that wrathy parsonage, ''the man
who fecomme Il must have
had a bad cold.'
"SIr," said Landlord Cooley,
"you are the first guest this house
has ever had who has had word
Of dIsparagement for my ham. J
want you TO know, sir, that
cured that ham myself"
an take your word for lt@
said Mr. O'connor. However,
would you mind telling me what
you cured II Off"
Neutrality note: What has the &c
ial set done with that affair the.
Ised to call q German
While looking around for an occu
alton for your son that will enabl
i'm TO die leaving a fortune, why no
ave him become a hermit?
George Bell. OF Atlanta. Is sever
let, IL inches tall, and wears No. II
hoes. In Atlanta one Bell Is probabl,
le signal to back up.
A mahogany bridge $50 feet long II
[exico is worth 100000. For a ma
ogany bridge, It would seem, yo'
ave TO come across pretty well.
Flowing and sowing by electricit.
as been found successful in Italy
ONE progress now that corn is shoch
before 1t is planted.
Pain caused by starvation Is purel,
according to Chicago doc
DR.. It must produce feeling unde
he circumstances, then, a good dea
Ike Indigestion.