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Arizona republican., 1914-10-12
CAN YOU BEAT IT?

Father-in- Law-Iook here, young man. don't think it's about time you were going to work or do you expect me to support you the your life?
 Son-i -LaW-It would be moro than fair, just after what l done for you
 I'd like know what you've done for me-"
 Why, didn't take your daughter off your hands?T-Boston Transcript
Arizona republican., 1914-10-12
DISTINGUISHED

But she complained you ought before you marry to do something worth while. think every man it to himself make ar effort while he is still free, to gain kind of distinction"
 We'll I've done that" he replied.
 "Oh, have you? In what way?'
 T at a meeting last night where I was the only man who didn't have degree from some col lcge'-Judges Library.
Arizona republican., 1914-10-12
PARALLEL CASE

"Oh, doctor, l have sent for you, certainly still, l must confess that 1 have the slightest faith in modern medical science"
 We'll said the doctor. that doesn't matter in the least You see, q mule has faith in the vet erinary surgeon and yet he cures him all the same" Sacred Heart Review.
Arizona republican., 1914-10-12

Andover has yet to select cap Callahan, who was honered last spring with the team leadership, has not returned to the academy.
Arizona republican., 1914-10-12
NOT ALWAYS

Wealth is very naughty and overbearing in this country
 Not always. Did you ever watch the of 60-horse-power automobile trying square himself with d bicycle policeman?' Washington Star.
Arizona republican., 1914-10-12
IMPOSSIBLE

q outspoken in my sentiments at the club this afternoon, said Mrs Garrulous to her hus- band the other day
 With look of, astonshment he replied: q cant believe it. my dear. Who ouspoke you?'- National Monthly.
Arizona republican., 1914-10-12
SLAP OR A BOOST?

Why should married be paid more than single man?'
 "Thc married man ain't so anxious get home early' declared the bosS.-kanSas City Journal.
Arizona republican., 1914-10-12
HOW HE LEARNED

The Clersyman-I had idea profanity prevalent till 1 began to drive
 His Wifc-Do you hear much of it on the road? The Clergyman-Why nearly every one I bump into swears frightfuly.-Puck
Arizona republican., 1914-10-12

Tucson is thinking of adopting modified form of the city manager system. We would advise our neighbor to let all holds go avoid all halfway measures
Arizona republican., 1914-10-12
DIEEER RENCE

My son. said the conscientious father, your punishment has hurt much it hurt you. I am in a very depressed state of mind
 Yes answered the youngser but yours is only of those psychological deprcssions '- Washington Star
Arizona republican., 1914-10-12

Our democratic and republican friends who are trying to treat the wet and dry" question inn partially walking the edge of very thin board
Arizona republican., 1914-10-12
COUNTY PROGRESSIVE TICKET

For State Senator L. W. COGGINS For State Representatives PHIL C. ENSIGN PAUL $. KANTZ
 H. A. DIEIII4 JOSEPH F. NOBLE
 For Sheriff GEORGE B: WILCOX For County School Superintendent SARA M. WHITFIELD For Supervisor LOUIS S. THOMPSON Phoenix Precinct Ticket For Justice of the Peace, East Phoenix Precinct JOSEPH PORTERIE For Constable, East Phoenix Precinct w. P. DOHENEY For Constable, West Phoenix Precinct HARRY PROOFS
Arizona republican., 1914-10-12

Mrs. Brown-I Mrs Jones at the club meeting yesterday, and had the oveliest con fidential chat together
 Mrs. Smith-I thought so. She wouldn't speak to this morning.-Judge.
Arizona republican., 1914-10-12

His wife at her desk from morn to night And life in summers robbed of all delight She has to grind from day to day while he The heated term is spending by the seal
 -IIdPe
Arizona republican., 1914-10-12
PREREQUISITES

Tommy said the Sunday school teacher, who had been giving lesson the baptismal nant, can you tell me the two things necessary to baptism?"
 "Yesm" said Tommy, water and baby Western Mail.
Arizona republican., 1914-10-12

The only casualty of the Naco battle far ported is dead American trooper in the United States.
Arizona republican., 1914-10-12

Hire a little saIesman at The Re publican office. A Want Ad will see more customers than you can.
Arizona republican., 1914-10-12

Mrs. Styles-But, William, l can't keep my eyes shut to such that!
 MT Styles-I don't ask you to, dear Only try to keep your mouth shut-Yonkers Statesman.
Arizona republican., 1914-10-12

He asked the girl to fly with him. His words we heard him mutter Beseeched to fly wonder that It put her in a flutter.
 Kansas City Journal
Arizona republican., 1914-10-12
CITING AN INSTANCE

Ted-So you consider auto rather dangerous
 Ned-I should say SO! A fellow with high speed car won my best girl away from me.-Judge
Arizona republican., 1914-10-12
PROGRESSIVE STATE TICKET

For Governor
 GEORGE U. YOUNG For United States Senator J. BERNARD NELSON For Judge of the Supreme Court
 P. H. HAYES
 For Attorney General J. l.. B. ALEXANDER For Corporation Commissioner
 F. P. MOORE For State Mine Inspector
 R. l.. STALLINGS For Tax Commissioners FRANK H. PARKER
 J. E. SUITS In addition to the foregoing, the progres- sivc state candidates have endorsed F. A. Jones, democratic candidate for the corpora ton commission, and J. C. CalIaehan, demo- cratic candidate for state auditor, and the candidates urge all proeressives to vote for them.
Arizona republican., 1914-10-12
Columbus Day

When shall the world forget Thy glory and our debt; Indomitable soul, Immortal GenOeSe?
 William Watson.
Arizona republican., 1914-10-12
SAYS HE'S N0T
 MATINEE IDOL
Earle Caldwell Doesn't Be lieve All He Hears About the Worship of Actors by Young and Impression able Females
(By Sally Jacobs)

(By Sally Jacobs) There is a handsome young man in this city lacking in faith In religion?
East Oregonian : E.O. (Pendleton, OR) 1888-current, 1914-03-20
SALTS IS FINE FOR
KIDNEYS, QUIT MEAT
FLUSH THE KIDNEYS AT ONCE
WHEN BACK HURTS OR BLAD.
DER BOTHERS.

No man or woman who eats meat
regularly can make mistake by
flushing the kidneys occasionally.
says we'll known authority. Meat
forms uric acid which clogs the kid
ney pores SO they sluggishly filter or
strain only part Of the waste and
poisons from the blood. then you get
sick. Nearly all rheumatism. head
aches, liver trouble. nervousness, con-
stipation. dizziness. sleeplessness, blai-
der disorders come from sluggish kid
neys.
The moment you feel a dull ache
in the kidneys or your back hurts. or
IL the urine is cloudy, offensive, full
of sediment, irregular of passage or
attended by sensation of scalding,
get about four ounces of Jad Salts
from any reliable pharmacy and take
tablespoonful in a glass OF water
before breakfast for few days and
your kidneys will then act fine. This
famous salts Is made from the acid
of grapes and lemon juice, combined
with lithia and has been used for gen.
erations to flush clogged kidneys and
stimulate them to activity, also to
neutralize the acids in urine so II no
longer causes irritation, thus ending
bladder disorders
Jad Salts is inexpensive and cannot
injure; makes a delightful efferves-
cent lithia-water drink which all reg
ular meat eaters should take now and
then to keep the kidneys clean and
the blood pure, thereby avoiding Sc
rious kidney complications.
East Oregonian : E.O. (Pendleton, OR) 1888-current, 1914-03-20
THIS KIDNEY REMEDY
A GREAT HEALER

For a number of years 1 was trou-
bed with my kidneys. condition was
50 serious that part of the time 1 was
unable to work. Tried several reme-
dies, also different physicians with
out relief. A sample of DIR. Kilmer's
Swamp Root was left at my house.
commenced TO take it and continued
Il until ] had taken several bottles
and am now cured. Am sixty-two
Nears of age and able to work every
day. I attribute my cure to the use
OF your swamp Root.
Ny wife also was cured by DR.. Kill
mer's Swamp-Root. symptoms were
very serious. including hemorrhages.
great pain and distress. 1 COM
Snenced giving her Swamp-Root and
x was just as healing in her case. We
can heartily recommend your Swamp
-Root to all kidney sufferers.
Very truly yours,
II. C. GRIFFITH.
Mexia, Texas
Subscribed and sworn to before me,
a Notary Public, this the sth day OF
April. 1912 T. BENNETT.
Notary Public.
East Oregonian : E.O. (Pendleton, OR) 1888-current, 1914-03-20
Local Playhouses
What the Press Agent Has TO
Say OF Present and Coming
Attractions.
Orphcun,.

Fo: Saturday only. the Orpheum
presents THE Drudge" as one of the
best dramas of the year. 1t is two
part Vitagraph featuring Dorothy
Kelly and $. Rankin Drew. He goes
away to make his fortune, promising
to return and marry the girl. She
becomes piqued at his failure and
marries the other. who turns out to
be a brute and bully. The first man
comes back after making good and
the girl now longs to fly with him
to happiness. But she is held back
by her little child. The hand of God
helps her, however. and makes It pos
sible for her to be the wife of the
man she loves and who loves her.
For Auld Lang Syne. Biograph.
Featuring Claire Mcdowell and Har-
ry Carey.
When the son and his wife came to
the old country store the son wanted
to run things according to modern
business methods. His wife didn't
like the country and returned to the
city. At last providence called the son
away by the news of an own son. and
fathers old cronies helped him back
to his own.
Mrs. Manly's Baby. Essanay.
East Oregonian : E.O. (Pendleton, OR) 1888-current, 1914-03-20
Old People Need
a B0uel Stir71ulant
HE IDEAL One Is Mild LAXATIVE
Tonic That VIII Keep the Bow
els Gently Active.

Healthy old age is so absolutely de-
pendent upon the condition of the
bowels that great care snould be ia
Ken to see that they act regularly
The fact is that as age advances rne
stomach muscles become weak and
sssctive and the liver does not store
Np the juices that are necessary to
prompt digestion.
Some help can be obtained by eat
ing easily d.gested foods and by pisntI
of exercise. but this latter is irksou,e
to most elderly people. one thing is
certain, that a state of constipation
dangerous TO life and health. The
best plan is TO take mild laxative
as often as is deemed necessary. But
with equal certainty it IS suggested
that cathartics, purgatrves, physics,
salts and pills be avoided, as they dc
but temporary good and are so harsn
Is to be a shock TO a delicate system.
A much better plan and one tha.
thousands of elderly people are .ol-
lowing. is to take a gentle laxative
tonic like DIR. Caldwell's Syrup Pep
sin, which acts as nearly like nature
as is possible. In fact. the tendency
of this remedy is to strengthen the
stomach and bowel muscles and so
train them to act naturally again.
when medicines of all kinds can usu
ally be dispensed with. This Is the
oIinion of many people of different
ages. among them Mrs Mary A. r
Davidson of University Mound Home,
Son Francisco, Cal. She Is IS years
and because of her sedentary habits
East Oregonian : E.O. (Pendleton, OR) 1888-current, 1914-03-20

turned home Sunday from few days
spent in Pendleton.
w. ]. Furnish and Mr.. Holiday re-
turned to Portland today after spend
ing a few days here on business. Mr..
Holiday recently purchased the Fur
nish summer home here. and will
move here in a couple of weeks to
make this his permanent home.
Mr.. and Mrs. John Thompson went
to Pendleton yesterday to remain a
few days.
Frank and Jesse Bennett who spent
the winter on the river. returned yes.
terday to their home near Weston to
remain.
Robert. the little son of Mr.. and
Mrs. John Hager is improving after
quite a sick spell.
George Brace and George Mulkey
We're at Cayuse few days last week.
Henry Thompson spent yesterday in
Pendleton.
c. C. Thompson O.-W. r. & N. agent
here who has been in Portland for
the last two months on business is
again on duty here.
East Oregonian : E.O. (Pendleton, OR) 1888-current, 1914-03-20

DIR. Gilliland and wife were In PEN
dleton Sunday to see DR.. Parker.
The new Reos and Fords have ar
rived for the Bond Auto company.
Mr.. George Carnes has purchased
new Buick.
Arthur Bond and C. ]. Miller were
Pendleton visitors Monday morning.
Bob Manning was in Pendleton
over Sunday on account of the illness
OF his mother.
Messrs. NJ. d. Orange and Jack
Hodges and Miss Clara Beck were in
Pendleton over Sunday.
Mr.. Henderson and family were
in Pendleton visiting with her peo-
pie over Sunday.
Mr. Hurd and family were visiting
in the Roundup town saturday
Messrs c. S. Jenson. c. w. Matth-
ews and Frank cherman were In
Athena over Sunday.
Grace ana Twig Hinkle are i'll with
the mumps
Rae Hinkle is a victim of the small
pox. He is living in tent near his
home. Mrs. Terry has contracted
the smallpox. She is reported quite
Ill.
There was box social given at
Birds school house Saturday night.
A fine program was rendered. Thirty
three were present and and the pro-
ceeds were seventytwo dollars, which
is to go to the Pilot Rock church.
Those attending from Pilot Rock were
Messrs George Done, Jesse Jones.
Herbert Boylen. Arthur Bond. Lon
Etter, Walter Albright, Elbert Cas-
teel and Fish" and Misses Georgia
Jaques and Lucille Gilliland.
Mr.. and Mrs. Meter were Perdle-
ton visitors Saturday. They were ac-
by their daughters, Anita
and Tacy.
Arthur Wetzel and family were in
the Rock Sunday.
East Oregonian : E.O. (Pendleton, OR) 1888-current, 1914-03-20
Cosy.


Libra and Gavazzi, the Italian mu.
sicians, in change of musical mum.
bers, will be the vaudeville attraction
for Friday and Saturday, with matt.
nee Saturday. 1t is without doubt the
first time that a piano -accordian has
ever been played on the stage Of To-
cal theater, as these are extremely Diff
ficult instruments to play, and. be-
sides their cost would tend to keen
most musicians from purchasing
them This is certainly novelty mu.
sical act and one that pleases greatly
Our Mutual Girl" The sixth pic.
ture of this series. Margaret, tiring
of the restrictions of social life, runs
away from her aunt's home. She
meets the country boy and they see
the Mauritania, one of the largest
steam ships in the world: they visit
the Woolworth building and from the
top of this great structure they see
the entire city in panorama, which Is
a distinct novelty in motion pictures
They have many adventures which
will interest everyone.
"A Modern Free-Lance." reel Am
erican. Winnifred Greenwood and
Ed Coxen in a romance of newspaper
life which is very appealing and filled
with strenuous moments. The young
mans many trials and his ultimate
victory. aided by true hearted girl
makes pleasing story
Dads Terrible Match" Apollo
Fred Mace, Bud Duncan and Carrie
Ward in another of the Apollo mix
ups and laugh producers.
East Oregonian : E.O. (Pendleton, OR) 1888-current, 1914-03-20
PaStime-TOnisht.

James O'Neill in 'The Count Of
Monte Cristo" will be shown tonight
for the last time. There will be three
performances. The first at 6:45, the
second at 1855 and the third at $50
Saturday Only
Seldom if ever have we been so for.
tunate in securing a two reel feature
production as We have in the Lubin.
His Wife, Rosemary Theby Is
featured and she plays the part Of
the illegitimate daughter. AS the
story is acted on the screen Young
Talford and Lucy Winters are sweet
hearts. Old Talford and Dan quarrel
over their stenographer, Anna, be.
cause OF the manner she seems to
boss the elder man. The father tells
Dan the matter must never be spoken
OF again. He is stricken and taken
home mortally i'll. The father dying
confesses to Dan that Anna is his sis.
ter. an illegitimate daughter by an.
other woman. Dan is compelled to
promise his father that he will take
care of Anna. Anna and Dan swear
to keep the matter secret. Lucy, his
fiance suspicious Of the intimacy tells
Dan he must discharge Anna. Dan
cannot do this and the engagement Is
broken. Anna finally straightens ou;
the tangle and all are happy.
"Pathe Weekly" an interesting num-
Der with a comic section.
Two comedies complete the pro-
gram, they are "Batty Bill and his
pals legacy" and "Winky WHY'S Ar.
ithmetic."
Coming for Sunday only, 'The Mis-
chief Maker" Vitagraph special in
two parts featuring Earle Williams.
Edith Story and Darwin Karr.
East Oregonian : E.O. (Pendleton, OR) 1888-current, 1914-03-20
People Everywhere Want
Foley Kidney Pills

What the majority Of the people
want is sure to be the best Of Its
kind. That is why majority of the
people want Foley Kidney Pills for
all kidney and bladder ailments, rheu-
matte troubles and urinary Irregular
tiles. They know that once Foley
Kidney Pills are taken good results
follow. Foley Kidney Pills are heal
ing tonic and strengthening. Their
effect on weak. inactive. sluggish
kidneys is prompt and positive. They
are made with one supreme end IN
view: to give to sufferers from all dis.
orders of the kidneys and bladder
no matter how affected. relief from
their misery and strength from their
weakness. by driving out the cause of
the trouble in the quickest and sur
est way. Kidney trouble not only
means the familiar symptoms of
backache. pains In back and hips
weak back and soreness over the kid
neys. rheumatic pains and swellings,
sleeplessness, loss of appetite and
energy, dizziness and impaired eye
sight, and a nervous rundown and
tired out state of being that drives
away ambition and energy. Men and
women are alike subject to kidney
and bladder ailments, and anoying
urinary troubles that are a torment
by day and sleep-destroyer by
night Fole Kidney Pills regulate
quickly and give the kidneys just the
help nature needs to restore their
healthy action. We do not claim
that Foley Kidney Pills pay the larg-
est percentage of profit to the middle
man. but we do claim they give relief
comfort and sound health to the
greatest number of those who use
them, and in the shortest possible
time. You can get them in every
drug store in soc and 800 sizes. The
$1OO size contains 2is times as many
as the soc size
N. B. In taking any course OF
medicine. and particularly for kidney
troubles, it is advisable. to use good
cleansing cathartic. We advise Fo-
ley Cathartic Tablets. They are fine
in effect and work in harmony with
Foley Kidney Pills. For sale by all
druggists everywhere.
East Oregonian : E.O. (Pendleton, OR) 1888-current, 1914-03-20
PRESS CLUB WILL HAVE
NEW HOME IN WASHINGTON

WASHINGTON. March 1s.-The
National Press Club. whose active and
associate membership includes loca
newspapermen, correspondents rep
resenting hundreds Of American and
foreign dailies. congressman, federal
officials and diplomats, will formally
open the new club rooms on the top
floor of one Of Washington's tallest
and most pretentious office build
ings in the center Of the business dis
trict. President Wilson has accepted
an invitation to address tomorrow's
gathering.
East Oregonian : E.O. (Pendleton, OR) 1888-current, 1914-03-20
STUDY CLUB OF
STANFTELD ENTERTAINED
Especial Correspondence.)

STANFIELD, March 19.-The Wo-
mems Study Club was entertained by
one of the prettiest arranged lunche-
ons of the season. given at PEACEFUL
Acres by Mrs. ]. E. Faucet and Miss
Jennie Albon. on st. Patrick's day.
The decorations were in evidence of
the day. Dainty refreshments were
served. The guests of honor We're
Mrs. Smith of Minot, North Dakota,
and Miss McClusky of Chicago The
afternoon was spent in games and So
cial conversation.
DR.. James Withycombe was in
Stanfield Wednesday.
The St Patrick's dance given at the
Watts Auditorium was we'll attended.
a large number from both Hermiston
and Echo We're present.
NJ. 5. Pittman of the Monmouth
Normal school lectured before the
high school pupils Tuesday.
County Superintendent Young visit
ed the schools of this place Tuesday
Chas Atchley and F. Townsend of
Pendleton attended the dance Tuesday
night.
A. Johnson and Chas. Nelson of
Spokane We're here looking after
railroad work.
A. n. Guilbault, office clerk for
Twohy Bros is here this week.
Ellsworth Benham the right-of-
fay man for the O.-W. r. & n. is busy
getting claims adjusted so as to be
ready to commence work by the first
of the month.
Thos Ross of Echo was in town
Tuesday.
East Oregonian : E.O. (Pendleton, OR) 1888-current, 1914-03-20

had continued bowel trouble. From
the day she began taking DR.. Caid-
Wells Syrup Pepsin she has had no
further Inconvenience ana naturally
she is glad to say kind things of this
remedy.
A bottle can be bought Of any drug
gist at fifty cents or one dollar. Peo.
PIE usually buy the fifty cent size first
and then. having convinced them
selves of its merits. they buy the dol
lar size. which Is more economical.
Results are always guaranteed or
money will be refunded. Elderly
persons of both sexes can follow these
suggestions with eveery assurance OF
good results
Families wishing to try free sae4-
pie bottle can obtain it postpaid by
addressing DR.. w. B. Caldwell. 41s
Washington St, Monticello, Ill. A
postal card with your name ani ad-
dress on it will do.
East Oregonian : E.O. (Pendleton, OR) 1888-current, 1914-03-20
EVERY WOMAN SHOULD
HAVE THIS SET
OUR MuIADY'S COMBINATION
TOILET PERFUME SET.

This set contains of our most
popular preparations.
Bottle Miladys Perfume.
Large Bottle Milady's shampoo.
Cake Milady's CutIcle Soap.
Jar Milady's Rose Cold Cream.
SITTER Box Milady's Talctm
Powder.
You know these preparations, they
are famous for their pure qualities
and agreeable odors. They are be-
ing sold the world over at from soc
to $1.O0 for each preparation. Your
dealer would charge you not less than
$3.50 for the set and we are offering
1t to you for a limited time only for
800.
VANITY PURSE FREE.
FREE if you will send in your or.
der now we will send you absolutely
free with this set, One Stimulation
German silver Vanity Purse, New
York's latest Craze. This purse IL of
striped design, two ball clasp, with
cable link chain Silkoline lined, one
side contains half pocket, other side
with spring coin holders, dime, nick
ell and quarter.
We will send Milady's Set complete
with Vanity purse II you order at
once for $1.00. We sell you direct.
Order now today.
Agents need not write.
Send ten cents In stamps 20 cover
postage Send 800 coin or money
order.
UNIVERSAL PRODUCTS co.
Dayton, Ohio
East Oregonian : E.O. (Pendleton, OR) 1888-current, 1914-03-20
Alta Theater Today.

A complete change in program In
addition to the regular picture pro-
gram, Forbes and Thelen. two clean
cut musical comedians in a vaudeville
act that has received much favorable
comment.
Among the pictures is two part
Eclair featuring Barbara Tenant,
The Animated Weekly of current and
joker comedy Of Mike and Jake in
society.
The Alta is running a full matinee
performance every day now. After
noon prices, 10 and cents. Even
ings IS and 10c.
East Oregonian : E.O. (Pendleton, OR) 1888-current, 1914-03-20
PILOT ROCK LOCALS.
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(special CORRESPONDENCE.

tSpeclaI COrreSpOndence.)
PILOT ROCK, Ore, March 10
Mr.. and Mrs. John Runyan were
Pendleton visitors Saturday
Mrs. Kidwell was visiting Mrs J..
T. Gilliland Saturday.
Mrs. ]. w. Etter and wife were n
Pendeton Saturday.
Miss Stuart of Nye was in the coun-
ty seat Saturday.
Mrs. George Johnson Of Nye Is III
at this writing.
Mrs. Harvey Mustard of near Nye.
is III in Grace Hospital, victim Of
la grippe.
Miss Edith Warrington who has
been in Pendleton for some time, Is
visiting at the home Of her brother.
Rev. Warrington
J. w. Miller and family were at
tending meetings In Pendleton Sun
day.
East Oregonian : E.O. (Pendleton, OR) 1888-current, 1914-03-20
Spring Blood and system Cleanser.

Spring Blood and System Cleanser.
During the winter months impuri-
ties accumulate. your blood becomes
impure and thick. your kidneys, liver
and bowels fail to work. causing So
called "Springy Fever" You feel
sired. weak and lazy. Electric Bitters
the spring tonic and system cleans
er-is what you need; they stimulate
the kidneys. liver and bowels to heal
thy action, expel blood impurities and
restore your health. strength and am
bition. Electric Bitters makes you
feel like new. Start a four weeks
treatment-it will put you in fine
shape for your spring work. Guar
anteed. All druggists. soc and 800.
II. Z. Buckien & Co.. Philadelphia or
st. Louis. Adv.
East Oregonian : E.O. (Pendleton, OR) 1888-current, 1914-03-20
Girl Witness disappears.

SAN FRANCISCO. March 20-The
trial OF DR.. Harrison H. Keene OF
Eureka, Cal, went over as a result
OF the disappearance of Myrtle Kell
EFT. who charged him with trans
porting her from Eurei.a to Port
land for immoral purposes.