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Atlanta Georgian. [volume] (Atlanta, Ga.) 1912-1939, 1914-03-15
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Atlanta Georgian. [volume] (Atlanta, Ga.) 1912-1939, 1914-03-15
Mccormick Is on Trip
Looking for Hurlers

CHATTANOOGA, TENN. Marsh
With a view to securing added
pitching strength for the Lookou,s
necessary because OF the action Ct
Sommers in jumping to the Federals
and that of Howell in refusing to re
port until the middle Of May, Mag
ager Moose Mccormick left this
morning for round Of the muir
league training camps.
His first stop viii be at Macon.
where ne will take a peep at stall
ings surplus material The Dodgers
camp at Augusta and then other
camps viii be visited. Mccormick
will be absent for probably a week,
during which time Gabby street VII
superinteud the local training pro-
gram.
Atlanta Georgian. [volume] (Atlanta, Ga.) 1912-1939, 1914-03-15

of the conditions can best he i,a
is Mathiesen's for the 10O0o yua
made year ago, Of II minutes
seconds.
A VERY interesting propositior
been advanced BY ". f csrE
Ion, former graduate chairman ~
Harvard Athletic Association r
is to the effect that the manasArt
the various athletic teams shall
given credit in terms of scaa.r
value for the work done in mana.
teams. They would apply only 10
five major sports and it is promo
to make them count as half cnnrI
toward the college degree. This III
lead to greater interest in the Nd
of the undergraduate manayoI
which, in cases where there is gra.
uate manager, has tendency 10
come rather nominal and comno1l
more largely of insignificant M,
rather than that involving RESPOND
billty and decisions.
a oROPOS of Mr.. Garcelon's nroI
"A sition that athletic manage
should receive credit on the curricl
lum for the work they do in tb1
own special department. authorize
at Columbia desire to require partid
patton in the minor sports 8 nd
in the university curriculum. No
We are really beginning to see with
new vision. That athletics are thong
well of by students and graduates
no offense to the educational side
is Just as though one were to saw nj
because the human animal I'D to d
age of u at least loves to run, dant
wrestle and jump, all these desir
shall be eliminated in order that
may think more of the developme
of his brain. No one need argue
the side of physical development b
cause nature is on that side and
more powerful than all OF us put {
gether.
I n. JEW EFT, remembered by ma
II as a star Splinter in the collie
ranks several years ago, and a era
uate of the University Of MOI
Dame, has shown pretty well til
college athletics do not at any re
unfit a man for business, by beeol
ing president of the Paige Detr
Motor Car Company. Jewett held {
worlds record for the 220-yard da
for several years.
Copyright by Otis F. Wood
Atlanta Georgian. [volume] (Atlanta, Ga.) 1912-1939, 1914-03-15
Penn Grew to Race
Tigers and Columbia

PHILADELPHIA, March Imam
ager Sharp, of the Pennsylvania crew,
announces that he has fixed date with
Princeton and Columbia for a three
eornered race of varsity Fights
The contest win be rowed on Car
negie Lake, in Princeton. in May, over
a course of one and seven-eighths miles.
This is the first time these universities
have met in triangular rowing event,
and it will arouse much interest.
Atlanta Georgian. [volume] (Atlanta, Ga.) 1912-1939, 1914-03-15
jackson Greatest
Runner Meredith

PHILADELPHIA, March 14.-Ted
Meredith, Olympic champion and half
mile worlds record holder, declares that
A, L. Jackson, the oxford University
track captain. who will run on the OK
ford 4mile relay team on Franklin
Field, is the greatest Of present-day run
ners.
Jackson has two running gears, said
Meredith, and il is his ability to so
from a swing into a sprint that wins
for him. Jackson has a long, sweeping
stride when he is going the route. He
pays absolutely less attention to his field
than any other runner in the game to-
day
He knows what he can stand and al
ways judges his own pace rather than
follow man killing pace And be burnt
up at the end"
Atlanta Georgian. [volume] (Atlanta, Ga.) 1912-1939, 1914-03-15
AKER'S OWN STORY OF HIS TRIP AROUND THE W0Rl
WALTER CAMPS COLUMN
OF SPORTING COMMENT

Alexander Mofat's Death Loss-Engish Bows P.
Basebal-Yae Increases Interest in Gym Educat;o1
Mathiesen Running Records-Academic Cred
Proposed for Harvard's Managers-Columba
Attitude Toward Sports-Another Athlete at To1
Atlanta Georgian. [volume] (Atlanta, Ga.) 1912-1939, 1914-03-15
Dispute Perry To Be
Winner Of Big Race

SAVANNAH GA, March l4--An
all-night hearing at the Savannah
Motorcycle club before Arthur Mitch
ell. Chicago American Federation n
Motorcyclists TO determine the mer.t
in the protest of the Merllle people
that Jones won the Christmas Day
race instead of Bob Perry on an In
dian, failed to bring about settle
ment,
The Merkle people protested the
award of the first money to Perry on
the ground that Jones was not credit
ed with the seventh lap and had to
make IS Several witnesses Substan-
tiated the charge Of Jones. The mat
Ter viii be given full hearing at In
dianapoIs where the race officials
will be called.
Atlanta Georgian. [volume] (Atlanta, Ga.) 1912-1939, 1914-03-15
COACH BEANS
OWNSTORY ON
GEORGIA TEAM
New Baseball Leader in Athens
Pleased With Fighting Spirit
of His Material.
Continued From Page g.

working hard for regular berths this
spring. Nunnally, Thompson, who
played football the past two seasons
and Kemp and Armistead are mixing
in a lively scrap for the receiving
job and it viii take the next two
weeks to decide who has the goods
All of these candidates are regular
Atlanta Georgian. [volume] (Atlanta, Ga.) 1912-1939, 1914-03-15
Good Missionary Work.
Great Reception in London.

The reception given in London was a startling
peasant-surprise to all of We didn't figure
there in the first place, and after it announced
come didn't look for packed park We heard
English prejudice against baseball because Americans
more scientific and more sportsmanike game than G.
looked for only slim and frigd crowd
But those EngliShmen who attended the game in I.o
common belief that the English are codblooded and la
They cheered and howled and yelled In such way to
NIL back home again, And those fellows show,
knowledge of the game. on of the fine points the
puzzled but they quickly learned the pr0gresSe
Atlanta Georgian. [volume] (Atlanta, Ga.) 1912-1939, 1914-03-15
King George Regular Fellow.

met King George and shook hands with him. He's Il
Iowa mighty likabe Of and in his attitude tow
democratic in the extreme
Kings supposed TO have lot of poise and dignity
George left his the day played before
there for he of enjoying himself and he
every good play he capped his hands and his face beamc
urc. and often he joined i'm the cheering.
After the and he had gotten back to the
to that had given splendid perfor
that "your bail playing to-day afforded much peasu
which the day my father the Derby" 4
England they'll tell that King George often has called
victory day the proudeSt and happest of my life
Atlanta Georgian. [volume] (Atlanta, Ga.) 1912-1939, 1914-03-15
Paris Wild Over Baseball.

Had been able play Paris believe we would have drawn
did in London Paris seemed to
wild baseball Weeks before arryed and upon our ar
fanaiCal My hut mad
We o some1 protested
tried playing But the grounds
steadily that
around in We wanted to and
please baseball that day utterly i'm
iH,SSiU
Atlanta Georgian. [volume] (Atlanta, Ga.) 1912-1939, 1914-03-15
Of All the Fans, the Japs Were the Most Vocferous
Says the Red Sox Star-They Took Unmercful Beat
ing, but Rooted to the End of the Game-Paris Was
Baseball Mad Too, But 1t Rained There

Inc SpcdkGthc "$1SOOO bcaHty-ot
tp around the wold icr for the sunday American IN this starr
made the remarkable athletic akcn and Of the
reception they had IN foreign
Atlanta Georgian. [volume] (Atlanta, Ga.) 1912-1939, 1914-03-15
N THE death of Alexander Moffat,

n THE death of Alexander Moffat,
Princeton loses one of her most
ardent football graduates, man
who has made a marvellous record in
the Princeton, baekfleld in the early
eighties and who ever since has taken
an especial interest in the gridiron
sport in New Jersey. Moffat was a
member of the rules committee, APP
pointed by the now defunet Gniver-
sity Athletic Club, which formed the
nucleus of the present rules commit
tee. lie served on that committee
with Dashiell and Bob Wrenn Mof-
fat was himself splendid kicker,
bis popularity being that he could
punt or dropkick with either foot,
and was a good goal kicker as well.
For many years after graduation he
assisted in coaching kickers and also
gave his aid to the baseball nine. for
he was a pitcher as well as foot
ball player
The Greenville journal. [volume] (Greenville, Ohio) 1850-1918, 1914-01-15

The craze for luxuries is one OF the
prevailing ills of the times. 1t is per-
fectly natural for men and women to
want the good things Of life, but it is
mighty bad policy for them to attempt
to get these things when they have
not got the means. This fact is en-
phasized by report from Boston
which says that many Of the residents
of that once conservative town have
sacrificed their homes in order to in
dulge in the luxury Of motoring. The
story of man selling his home for
the purpose of purchasing an automo-
bile was formerly regarded as good
joke for the vaudeville artists, but
now it has become tragic fact. The
report from the Hub may be exag-
gerated, but there is no reason to
doubt that thousands of persons go to
the wall every year in vain and
foolish attempt to live beyond their
means. The desire to initiate those
who are richer than themselves Is the
rock on which many an otherwise
happy home is wrecked Luxury
once tasted seems to get in the blood
and the only remedy is determined
effort to get back to the simple life.
philadelphia Inquirer.
The Greenville journal. [volume] (Greenville, Ohio) 1850-1918, 1914-01-15
Mot a Real "Rad Man"

A cowboy calling himself the Ia
coma Kid has been arrested for shoot
ing up London. We fail to recall the
young mans title in the list of moving
picture performers, but he must be the
real thing because he wore the full
alfalfa regalia and fired a gun out of
a car window-to the amaZement and
alarm of several women and children.
OF course there was no chance for
him to fling himself across a rough
neck cayuse and clatter down Pail
Mall to Windsor Forest. No, the bob
bies got him and hailed him before a
magistrate, where he was convicted
and fined something like $27 in the
coin of Uncle Sans realm.
The episode recalls the remark of
the Goldfeld bartender who was asked
what he would do If so-called bad
man tried to hold up the establish
ment.
Why" he replied with an elaborate
sneer, "if such worm crawled in here
we'd break him in two an scatter him
along tn roadway"
From which it will be inferred that
the simon-pure bad man is thing OF
the romantic past.
The Greenville journal. [volume] (Greenville, Ohio) 1850-1918, 1914-01-15
Knockinu the MiIitants.

Here are some prize-winning de-
scriptive epigrams submitted in re-
cent advertising contest in which
short definitions of a suffragette were
asked for:
A suffragette is woman who thinks
she has been devoted long enough.
Not satisfied with the last word. she
also wants the first.
She is a woman who needs the poll"
for her vaulting ambition.
A suffragette is thing of beauty
and jawer forever.
A woman who would rather break
windows than clean them.
A woman whose troubles are GER
tainly not little ones"
One who spends more time airing
her views than viewing her heirs.
A woman who will spare no panes to
get her rights.
A woman who would rather rock the
country than the cradle.-Exchange.
The Greenville journal. [volume] (Greenville, Ohio) 1850-1918, 1914-01-15
Score Was One Up.

1T looks like rain"
81 beg your pardon"
'T say it looks like rain"
What does?"
"The weather"
THE weather, my dear sir, is a con-
dition. Rain is water in the act OF
falling from the clouds. 1t is impos-
sible that they should look alike"
What l meant was that the sky
looked like rain"
Equally impossible. The sky is
the blue vault above us--the seeming
arch or dome that we call the heav-
ems. 1t does not resemble falling
water in the least"
"Well, then, if you are so thunder
ingly particular, it looks as If it would
rain"
"As If what would rain?"
"The weather, of course"
"The weather, as before stated, be-
ing a condition, cannot rain"
1.-THE clouds then, confound you.
may not know as much about 1t as
you do, but I've got enough sense to
get in out of it. and you haven't"
said the man, as he raised his um-
brella and walked away In huff
Pearson's Weekly.
The Greenville journal. [volume] (Greenville, Ohio) 1850-1918, 1914-01-15
His Turn for the Feather.


Two motorists, having almost ruined
their tempers-and their times-in a
vain attempt to find a hotel with a
vacant bed, were at last forced to
make the best of small inn.
Even then they had to share a bed,
which was-and on this the landlord
laid great stress-a feather bed
They turned in, and one of the pair
was soon fast asleep; the other was
not. He could not manage to dodge
the bumps and heard hour after hour
strike on the church clock until 3
a. m, when he also struck.
He did this by violently shaking
his snoring friend.
Whats the matter?" growled the
other. 1T can't be time to get up
YETI"
"No, it isn't" retorted his friend
continuing to shake him, "but it's my
turn to sleep on the feather!"
The Greenville journal. [volume] (Greenville, Ohio) 1850-1918, 1914-01-15
Few Fires in Germany.

While | was attending the morning
drill of the Central fire station in
Dresden, in Saxony, the captain in
command told me that the city had,
on an average, about six alarms of
fire a week. l casually remarked that
we had 25 a day in New York. He
looked at me with wonderment and
doubt, and when I repeated that we
actually had between 20 and 80 alarms
of fire day in the borough OF Man
haitian alone he threw up his hands
and exclaimed: Thank heaven it is
not as bad as that here, or our beau
tiful city would be destroyed And
so we find, thanks to superior build
ing construction, less hurry and rush
of business methods and wholesome
regard on the part of the citizens for
certain rigid laws covering the use OF
explosives and materials of all kinds
which usually cause fire, the lot OF
the foreign fire-fighter is not as siren
uous as that Of his brother f1remen
on this side of the water. Because
of the excellent character Of the build
ings abroad fires burn slowly and
rarely extend beyond the room oI
floor in which they start.
The Greenville journal. [volume] (Greenville, Ohio) 1850-1918, 1914-01-15
AnueI Child,

Little Louis was solemn-eyed,
spirituaI-looking child One morning
he came to his aunt who was visiting
the family, and asked:
"Auntie, is this Gods day."
mo, dearie,' replied the aunt; this
is not Sunday. 1t is Wednesday,"
I'm eorry." said the boy sadly. as
he went back to his play.
Each succeeding day he asked the
same question of the aunt in his seri-
Gus manner. and she said to his
mother:
Really, don't think that child will
live long. He is too good for this
world"
When Sunday morning came the
question was repeated. and the aunt
replied:
"Yes. my darling; this is Gods day.
"Oh, goodie!" cried the boy. Then
where is the funny paper?"
The Greenville journal. [volume] (Greenville, Ohio) 1850-1918, 1914-01-15
DROPPED ELEPHANT IN TIME
Hunters Narrow Escape From Huge
Brute Which He Had Wounded
and Maddened With Pain.

Capt. c. H. Stigand tells in his new
book, Hunting the Elephant in Afri-
ca" Of a narrow escape he had from
a young bull elephant. The animal
had charged the hunting party, with
the usual result that the natives fed
at their best speed. He lodged sharp
ly from the path Of the enemy and
tripped over a fallen tree. dropping
his rifle and just managing to seize
it by the muzzle as the elephant was
about to tread on it He then dived
head foremost into the branches of
the fallen tree: 81 made frantic ef-
forts to crawl through, but a stout
branch resisted my progress, and at
the same moment the Galongwa
pushed In after me and pushed me
through the branches to the other
side. Two drops of blood from his
forehead fell on my shorts, one on tho
thigh and one on the knee. Instead
of pushing me straight through in
front of him, though, he kicked me
sideways. The impetus he gave me
the next moment fond myself
crawling out on hands and knees on
one side of the tree with rifle still
grasped by the muzzle, whilst the ele-
phant was executing a dance and
stamping up the ground the other
side, five yards from me, evidently
thinking that was under his feet.
Il quickly changed my rifle round
and discharged it into his stern. 1t
was the last cartridge In the rifle
Having fired, the rife was taken out
of my hands, and found Matola
who had counted the shots, standing
beside me, serving me the second RI
fle as a waiter might offer dish. By
some oversight it had not been loaded
and had given strict orders that
none of my men we're ever to load OF
unload my rifles. Being good sol
der, Matola had not disobeyed this
order, even under these extreme cir
cumstances, but had gone the nearest
to loading it he could.
The breech was open and he waf
holding the clip in position with his
thumb just over the magazine. All
had to do was to press it down as
took hold of the rifle, close the bolt
and was ready to fire. The elephant
was turning round and shot him II
the brain, dropping him dead"
The Greenville journal. [volume] (Greenville, Ohio) 1850-1918, 1914-01-15
CHARACTER TOLD BY NOSE
Some Truth and q Whole Lot of Fool
lShness Contained In the Patter
Of the Wise Ones.

Some crack-sure classifiers Of hu-
manity have turned their attention
lately to the shape of peoples noses.
1t is the nose, we are told now, that
makes, or at least reveals, the man.
A Roman nose means aggressive
ness, courage, executive ability. 1t be-
longs to great warriors and captains Of
industry. The Grecian nose indicates
refinement, often accompanied by tim
idity. The snub nose indicates a child
like, undeveloped type of mind. And
so on, as long as white paper and
printing ink can induce the strain of
chronicling such imbecilities.
Perhaps there is an element Of truth
in these conjectures, but 1t is terribly
small. Alexander the Great was a
warrior of some repute, whom no one
has accused of timidity and few have
charged with refinement. His nose,
like his blood, was pure Greek. Socra-
tes had snub nose Of pronounced
type, but his heroic life of seventy
years shows no childish quality, unless
it be bluntness of speech. The nose
and ambitions of Louis XIV. were Ro.
man, but he was physically a coward,
and his executive ability consisted in
cementing a despotiem that had to be
wrecked before his country could re-
sumo its progress.
These be individuals. Masses show
the same disregard for ready-made
rules. Considering their numbers, the
Scandinavians of the middle ages were
the greatest conquerors the world has
known-and Roman noses are as
scarce in Scandinavia as black hair
| The Japanese are predominantly
snub nosed, but he who takes them fol
children has queer notions of nur
sery. The Spartans were Greeks ant
presumably Greek nosed; but theil
name is synonymous for dauntless
courage and their refinement was
minus quantity.
There is a deal of human nature II
any man, no matter what the shape
Of his nose; and the most unalterablt
thing about human nature is its vari
ability. The effort to make fixed anC
certain rules for the judging of man
kind is the pastime of fools.
The Greenville journal. [volume] (Greenville, Ohio) 1850-1918, 1914-01-15
Mo Hitch in the Program.

A characteristic story of the late Jo-
.seph Pilitzer about himself was one
relating to an occurrence which took
place after he had become editor and
part proprietor of the Westliche Post.
He had given great offense to a GER
tain judge in st. Louis and the latter
declared one day from the bench that
before the sun set he would seek out
Pulitzer and shoot him down like a
dog. II my memory serves me, Mr..
Pulitzer was in court when this threat
was made-~in any case it came to his
ears-and he Immediately issued an
extra" announcing the proposed as
sassination and stating that he would
remain in his Office until the setting OF
the sun in order that no hitch might
occur in the program.-Alleyne Ireland
in Metropolitan.
The Greenville journal. [volume] (Greenville, Ohio) 1850-1918, 1914-01-15
Up-to-Date CIaquer.

The theatrical claquer has ever been
an institution in France, especially
Paris, where a chef de claque" en-.
joys a recognized status and receives
a comfortable income. 1t is a mistake
to suppose that the only duty of
claquers is to applaud. A well-organ-
lied claque includes the art Of infec-
tious laughter. These, called "chatouil-
leurs," attend the lighter forms of
drama and laugh so heartily and
naturally that their neighbors join in,
and leave the house convinced that the
play must be a most amusing one.
Then, too, there are the "pleureuses,'
who are paid to shake with sobs at the
right moment during melodrama.