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Albuquerque morning journal. [volume] (Albuquerque, N.M.) 1903-1926, 1914-03-31

Terro Imutc. Ind. March 900
Walter a Myers. chauffeur. testify
ne for the stat in Tine trial nf M1yol
Don AZ Rohcrt puupud with con.
sniratp % corrupt elections tudaA
asserted that b had worked fur ltoh-
rrts three pImuN days hst October
hauling rcpgtcrs Zoo Mn. different prc-
rinrtH
The witness sld hc drove party
uf mon o. % precinct where the> rgs-
lstcred, rormu u tu the automobile
whore ,hol changed hla Hud coats
and then went to another precinct and
agaiu registered.
tle said that tWo nf the men on ono
trip wore the hata and coats of May
uE Rob ltH anna prominent attorney
For mo work. NNrrs uid o. ro-
rcNed 81 nu hour Gross .NamuaUou
ht thc defense fIlDd Goo change MN-
.tts AtuiN
Albuquerque morning journal. [volume] (Albuquerque, N.M.) 1903-1926, 1914-03-31
REPUBLICANS To
GET TOGETHER IN
NEBRASKA STATE

Lincoln. Neb March aO-Thc meet
Ing here today of the two rival re-
publican state committees in the bar
mony meeting failed Is effect "a union
Instead each committee voted to
maintain is separate Identity but
each extended the olive branch 10 the
extent that the chairman of cneh was
asked t. ssie call for a state con-
ventlon on the same date--at Iin-
coin. Julv 2S--and each was empower
ed to invite the other 10 co-operatc
i'm the holding of this state conyen-
uon. The solution IF the problem in
the opinion of many members II the
antagonislic committees. " now So arr
ranged that the two phalrnen. Frank
N. Currie of the s0-eallrd Taft COM
mlttce and Amhrese a. Epperson. ~
the prneres-iNr committee have Il In
their power to see that but one state
convention is held and that there is
but one republican convention 10 each
county
At the same time the two chafmen
can plunge thc party into further
strife bY not working together
Albuquerque morning journal. [volume] (Albuquerque, N.M.) 1903-1926, 1914-03-31

they caught hospital train which
carried them to chihuahua All ulong
the line they were stopped and qucs-
toned, but thVy stll had their safe
conduct passes from Nlm. and mau-
aged 70 get through IA the verbal or-
der against their departure hld not
been property promulgated. in iuUc2
they were stopped twice but their
passes carried them through
'We slept actually slept ou tine
roof OF the cohooae to Chlhuahna rr-
lated Reed II IS truc tho sleep WAS
much broken hut still We slept In
our waking moments we could hear
the means ana cries OF the Wounded
Albuquerque morning journal. [volume] (Albuquerque, N.M.) 1903-1926, 1914-03-31
NI.EGItD TO HAVE WIIsED
orr SENERNl FUGITIVE HANDS

Eagle Pass Ten March 30 Ref
ugees who reached pcdtas NeRrus
from the vicinity of MoucluVB TODAY.
reported that General Murpa had
wiped ont several bands of federal
fugitNes from Torreun
General Murnia haas bocn operating
between Monterey and rorreon and ls
reported to have isolated Tuucon
from AN communication with Mexico
city and other federal forces az Muu.
torey and Sultillo
There has been no communication
between Eagle Pass ana Torreon over
the government telegraph lines for
five days An railroads into TQrrcou
from the east have been cut General
Joaquin Muas. who went to reinforce
General Vclasco at Torcon. made the
trip overland in armored automobiles
with his $40 men.
Murgiu commands strong force of
uonstituuonaliats which. while taking
no part in the attack on Torreon, has
been Workns 90 prevent amy assist
uncc reaching the fcderals in The bo.
lcaguered cltN Iie recently captured
--s"~s~e~+--e-s-,ss----ere
Continued On Page TWa.1
Albuquerque morning journal. [volume] (Albuquerque, N.M.) 1903-1926, 1914-03-31
~ N0MNg J0nulaI SLllLM Lcased LTrcl

M\sNGfoN March 3oOn the the ON the
ol american toll todnv
in controversy
lhlc doubt the result entertained
While the Opposing In orniorlnl FLIGHTS At ,n,
capitol President slunto, Ot,,
callers expressing keen that what be dnin,
principles had dcgcucrac
Mr Wilson clari' a number o ia
~nlt hrd'hne rr declaration Representative Knownd Of can
lion win Sir William l'rrell GREY Irlsl .,,
nrA or fore
Win the final vote ON the sims in the ,,hrnic1 o
hate tomorrow Interest Ia the
with the approach oi the cn the closing pno
the objective non ~
Albuquerque morning journal. [volume] (Albuquerque, N.M.) 1903-1926, 1914-03-31
Mr. AsQuith, in Addition TO
Other Duties, VIII Assume
Those of Minister of War;,
II Is Declared
COUNTRY EXCITED OVER
SUCCESSION OF EVENTS


TH' "0HHIH7 7'VNFNI ~ -I'77' : . ~ WI
London March 5O.-Aiter Nl the
many solutions ot the BoNerhmeht
crisis. which nave been proposed ard
ulstuSseu' 'VHl'el Naqu'" 49,
houn'eu 4 ue'iAloi 10 t'e "ouSC
.olhllohs lou"9 WniVH ho"e vi ~
brupnt's haa 'APe't'l ol eve" S"7
seslea. aim,
lhe plllne lllIllatVl hllllac" w'il T.
sumo the burden ul the WaF olHcc' lh
'u0luoo 70 ms 11neI anu a'l.,os' l.'''7
Albuquerque morning journal. [volume] (Albuquerque, N.M.) 1903-1926, 1914-03-31
SENATE

Met AT noon.
Recalled defeated bill to lease
Montana lands to the Republic Coal
company and placed ii on the calen-
Oar
Leaders discussed probable action
on the Panama tolls repeal and d.
elded To await action of the house.
Adjourned at 5.15 p IN. 20 noon.
Albuquerque morning journal. [volume] (Albuquerque, N.M.) 1903-1926, 1914-03-31
CANAL TOLLS DEBATE STIRS
PUBLIC INTEREST MORE THAN
ANY PREVIOUS QUESTION OF
NATIONAL POLICY FORDECADE
JAMES HAMILTON LEWIS GLOOMY
PICTURE OF ENTANGLEMENTS THAT
ARE LIKELY TO BEFALL u. S.

People Wait mpatonY for Speech by Speaker Clark Clos
ing Discussion in Lower House When 1t IS Believed Ne
May Attack President Wilson,; Much Oratoy Character
ICES Proceedings in Both Houses; Administration Is
Sharply Criticized anil Loyalty Defended by Men for and
Against Proposed Legislation; Ambitions Of Great Britain
Are Referred to anil Alleged Shipping Trust Is Accused
Of Using PernCOuS Influence
Albuquerque morning journal. [volume] (Albuquerque, N.M.) 1903-1926, 1914-03-31
MONROE DOCTRINE
BIG RESPONSIBILITY


Minneapolis March 800 Tile ruitrl
states should mot make too much oi
lhe Monroe doctrine. pr cyrus Nofth.
rop, president emeritus of the l'n-
Nrrss fof Minnesota asserted Iu Hu
adds mbilsr. today before large
uue ganch preachers representing
scNt ph, limitations Dr %nrthrop
conc fWredroW Wilson fnr hls
stang on Mexican situation
'GI Palmpi ta make This govern.
mons M. Bslble for The good ordu
ana ty ef every nation on thH
westel 81 m,suhere is O. job that i-
too . VI us. he said There are
other tth American republics cap-
nNe oA 5ooking after their own wel-
fafe anl the welfare of their neigh
bors. If hecd be There are Argentina
ana braaii Tor instance Me must NOT
make TOO much Of the Manroe doc
irine
Albuquerque morning journal. [volume] (Albuquerque, N.M.) 1903-1926, 1914-03-31


AsQuith is I'm fighting mood. Ihe'
have been saying recently that he hal
sroNn the Cfftcts, In his physical ap
pcownce, OF the heavy strain of h's
long labor i'm office and would glAdS
see the government defeated. But ~
looks al The present moment as If he
/ proposes 10 mako the REORGANIZATION
I of the army a fighting issue
The whole army system muy hay
to be tr-cast' = Colonel Sccly remarked
/ significantly today
The first business will be 70 find p
i successor to Sir Johh French, WheSe
Withdrawal leaves a great Noid al lne
war office. The name oi General ai'
IAN Hamllton ln' most uSseil'
! Genera hamilton hoils the posIlloh
~ u,spSt'oi nr, Aguvi ~ ~ q 2,a ', nSn ond ,hn
irn,',,n,,tcnt w.nuid IT, alo1 to abolish
H., nfrin.
n.,..,. ,, ~, C,.,,.,.,,.,,,o
"'"'''N VI ~ Wv,
both houses IouuS 4epaleu 'le s4Au.
tllolh pul lhe uepales sllhllelgq ,'o" ,
ln'o ul'lc "a''' ',ons olI V',v S'' " "
p!V' 10 seuusV Wy N.nF' uI,u Cn w ~,
oll,'l ~. 49,. ~, 81 P'ot ~ us, ,'''
''v, Nv ''',' }I''''''o ,'.r.,,i.ii
,pu''''' ,'oe .'''''''' '''' '''"''" ''0''''''
,,o,.,h,,... III a.. t.,.,, ,,,t,,,,it..
norty of r.htnb toh, !, pmI,ann5 ,1,,''' n
H., Io,d 't,lrod IN ,,.,, f., ,G'' G.,,,.,
Th. f,.iel,,,,,.,, ,,, ro.,,,i,,i,,., tb., t,,,S
Iiish,nen fn rio,ht !, ant niorn pre.
nolor Aso,,ith visconnt NIorin, Cotn-
,nd sceh nnd Cnnnrais Franrh ana
I,,vort ail ,'lsitnd IN Eing duriru thr
dnv
;rb. dolat. fouo,.in~ prsn,irr A.
ouith's vithdraNai ,yae tamn Fred
et.iri, r. en,i,b nnionist fof the Vol-
I'M di,islan ~ irarnaol rpnr,yad his
aorueatto,s tbot tbr gnyo,.rt,.rt bal
botcbcd ronsrt,ac,. ,gairst lttster'
on WIS Nanoleonir Inn there WA. mo-
>'',,ino,' .. i,n snid
''"l'"i''i'f i' ''''N'
Churchill Replies 10 IAunt~.
Albuquerque morning journal. [volume] (Albuquerque, N.M.) 1903-1926, 1914-03-31
II(lI


Mti dl NOON.
Debate was resumed on the repeal
of the Panama tolls exemption.
Independent oil operators opposed
the present form Of the bin to lease
lands committee
Representative Burke tho'Won the
republican primary nomination for
when he returned to his sent
Adjourned ~ y. M 10 noon Tues
0ay.
Albuquerque morning journal. [volume] (Albuquerque, N.M.) 1903-1926, 1914-03-31
Robert v PeSQuiera Says Re-
ports of Victories Or De-
featS From Rebel and Fed
eraI Sources Are Fakes.
NO TELEGRAM COMES
FROM GENERAL VILLA
Dispatches Not Expected Un-
til StubbornIy Fought En-
gagement Terminates De-
cISTyeIy One Way OF Other

Juurez, Mexico. March 30-rhr
rebel and federal forces at Torrcou
are stlll engaged IN battle, II was
learned tonight
This information came from Rob-
ortu Y. Pesquicra confidential agent
cf the eonsttutonalists IN the United
States, who recently arrived here from
Washington
Scnor pcsquiera spent the afternoon
and part of the evening In this cit,
INVESTIGATING various rumOrs and su.
called official reports dealing with tho
situation al the front. AZ the con-
clusiou of his investigation he tclc.
graphed "a long report TO associates I'm
Washington. ana later talked with
newspaper men, The constltutienalist
secretary of the interior Scnor Zubar-
an, was present at the interview
Fighting stubborn aud Iiloody.
They had no facts To drulge save
that fighting continued ana that the
battle thus far had been bloody and
stubhurnly contested on both sides.
They stated that ne telegram from
General villa had been received say
ing that General Nelasco has suggest
ed conditional surrender They ass
0flAfN IthelAfNf fiNt 'it tit' Niii'i MANU-
that federal reports of victory were
absurd
- believe that the rebels tonight
are making a concerted attack ON the
federal positions said Secretary Iu-
baran. with what success do not
know. but in tho end believe that
General villa is certain of victory
MeNaeans are fighting against M"Nl-
cph3 aud the contest is stubborn, but
the moral force which in the end VIII
spell victory is on our side Many of
tn telcsrams credited to General villa
have not really been sent 10y him
whence they came, do not know
Nfla is using guns and hand sTenad,s,
not typeWrters Hg told tho CORE
spondents at the front frankly. that
they could send no dispatches untn
he has taken Torreon There have
been no such dispatches, and the con-
clusion aside tfom our actual though
scanty Information is clear Torreon
has not been taken.
Rebels Claim Advantage.
"On the other hand every fact at
our command shows hat the advau-
tage is with u~ We have Gomez Pa
mcio and Lordo. aud foothold m
T0rrcon The story Is being told
there. W. may haze the city in "a
DAY or Ii week. hut In the end we viii
have IT. AVc have mo- details. we know
only that our men are fighting the big
fight of the revolution. ana that the
advantage thus far is with us,
Albuquerque morning journal. [volume] (Albuquerque, N.M.) 1903-1926, 1914-03-31
BUSTING
PROGRAM Goes
ON SUCCESSFU FULLY
Attorney General McReynoIdS
Has Busy Week Of Suits and
Settlements in Cases
Against Big Corporations,

,sy popaiua JOURNAL SPECIAL ls.sto wtsfI
Washington. March 30 This Week
promises TO shatter every record loi
department of Justice activities undet
The sherman antitrust act unless
there is scme unexpected mtch 100 inc
governments plan. The following
cases are up for action.
IA settlement VIII hc lenthr"
with the metropolitan Tobacco com
pany of Kew York og that Will be IN
thc object Of antitrust action.
THE Elgin beard ot trade VIII
cease To- defend the antitrust uetteA
brought against it in 1917, ANA q dc
crcc against il will De recorded a
Chicago
"a final report ON the facts IN
connection with the charge oil Noid
ton Of the sherman act in the case Oh
the United Gas Improvement com
pany az Philadelphia is expected. y
Is regarded AS probable, also that
final disposition viii be mh.'o 90 '.it
report of the investigation into the
alleged Wauamaker customs uhaef-
valuations. d.
The report ON the Investigation OF
the smelling trust Is ln the hands ol
q. c. Todd assistant % Attorney zen -
..H N NEa g. B.
e,o' W. ~, ,',,, n ,,,s slid mat MIR.
lr'3} r'Vsy' u''9'l .,'i5 ci, % IN. nreparation Of
! ouu WI VIZ am A., oorif, .skin. for ths
'lr usuol az di..ai,,io,
l",lpi.,. r.,,., Ma, Comnroni.c.
~ ,tts Y,,, trnderirk ~.
T'NeIal ,'.e nS '...'.s,,S sa1i.itor General -
Lehmahh' IotHlei sun ''v .st,.t bv
ne ui,." .,d tbe de-
lnc Slle.uuc i'st,.a mas beer asked
pau ''usft ,alting co,nuanv be-
!" "Vt''F ' ,,tt This r.alirst VIII
t"rv j.. tiise ,a ~ s.itiDment mas be
De 49,, Som, r.snrt ~ Iitigation.
-. t...tu-,pu offirlals of the
Nes oli' ti'''a ,,,,,sseptati,rs of tn.
uela' .ili1n' '',u m tnb,rro conn
Meuopplltah "uu - y, V,,, york
panlcs are W. ,sI,..,.n,tdg IL e,n-
Al'oIneS 9'I,'a' 49,, a"aonapirs orc oper-
Nlneeu ti.al '',,' ~ H., sherniifn art
"'"'7 d." IN ,..,t,,yt th.r, is reldv TO
Albuquerque morning journal. [volume] (Albuquerque, N.M.) 1903-1926, 1914-03-31
WEATHER. FORECAST.

Washington, March 3O.-NeW
Mexico: Generally fair Tuesday
and Wednesday
Albuquerque morning journal. [volume] (Albuquerque, N.M.) 1903-1926, 1914-03-31

lsoirrrue go lhr presidents failure
J." specify what foreign relations
prompted him to appeal f1r TON as.
'WpNp1 rUpcu senator Lewis dlf
nni hraiiute 90 give what feel may
have been hs reasons lie then cn-
tefrd upun "a recital of acts of ng-
-tessinn nu the part of the United
etirs. hoslnniug with the taking Of
the Philippine
You entered in the Philippines n
sfslrm of colonial government Tho
.enltor mid and gentlemen who urs
ENGLAND from the honorable other
stole ut ths chamber viii net overlook
that lt was the influence of those who
controlled u England by which th.s
mutton was delivered to tht colonial
policy OF nu English form oI govern
ment
what happened Hardly had you
como into office until you met tha
pthblcm The ery was You have
r0W come into our country we ms
jHpan Wo are chiuu YOU hnVe brokeli
the bars ihu heretofore limited SOU.
N"u have come into the orient nut
brought yom people. ana Wu dcshe
lhwi our pcuple shall now come intu
YOURS We cannot consent to that
PARALYSIS has srt upon us as to the
negotiations ut tile treaty with Japan
ttHHrtluL exclusion. and hesuHnl la
Iced is thr movement respecting th
matter uI IUffutlel0fIuu.
Albuquerque morning journal. [volume] (Albuquerque, N.M.) 1903-1926, 1914-03-31
= " I-m. .llaInelI lor ALL spcc.n

" iHi ttfh NIlttd ".
All ears VIII De strtlnod for III
sleakpr tomorrow There fs much
sHteWailuu IT'S to the course his nt.
laek on thr bin win take. Ills friend 4
da hnt expect him 10 attack tho pres-
llenl Some democrats hplieve h.
Ntil mot refrain however. from al-
Iuslnus to political onnnglemonts
Discussion al the lssue IN the sen
tir today was pnyrued hy Sonutor
Iamos ilnmiltun Lewis. of Illinois
VINO pleaded fof the presidents cause.
nlslns however compromise. giv
-ns tine president authority to sus-
Dend tolls Thus hc proposed To Tin
sYmr intermediate channel between
Nhai appears fa Dee Sc,ln upon the
one side ana Chnrybdls upnn rt.
"lher nul Gao prevent the party crlr
iom striking upun either promonlor
rithrr Goo hr Noun lcd COR disrupted
senator Lewis aroused mingled ps-
l1nishmrut and curiosity among his
colleagues hy discussing lhe foreign
relations of the Emitted Sulcs an
eAplunlns What he Thought the pres
deni mieht have referred ta lu hIs
MESSAGE on The TOLLS Issue asking con.
eless lo grHnt The repeal flc drow
vivid picture of dire things That would
hHpnfu shnuIl thp United state. Iu.
tefNcUu Iu AlUNIpn
Albuquerque morning journal. [volume] (Albuquerque, N.M.) 1903-1926, 1914-03-31

TTl0sTOne look Two OFFICES undoT
similar circumstances. accepting the
salary of one and half the salary ca
the other, amounting TO S37.J00. ami
did not consider "a recollection neces-
salN
The political seers gather that Nj.
White Pine news weekly mining review. [volume] (East Ely, Nev.) 1910-1920, 1914-12-13
Poem Written In 1888.

Declaring he had sought long a
poem beginning An Austrian army
awfully %arrayed," a Californian re-
Gently wrote to the New York library
for the verses. Within ten minutes
from the time of his letters receipt
the poem, entitled Siege of Bel
grade and supposed to have been
written In 1898 by Rev. B. Poulter.
~Prebendary of Westminster, had
been found and forwarded to the Cal
~ifornian. In view of the present Eu-
ropean struggle. the verses are in
teresting at this time. They r as
follows:
An Austrian army, awfully arrayed.
Boldly by battery besieged Belgrade;
Cossack commanders cannonading
come;
Dealing distinctions devastating
doom:
Every endeavour engineers essay,
For fame, for fortune.-fghting,
furious fray;
Generals 'gainst generals grapple-
gracious God
How honours Heaven heroic hardi-
hood
Infuriate, indiscriminate In ill,
Kinsmen kill kinsmen-kinsmen
kindred kill;
Labour low levels Hottest, longest
lives;
Men march mid mounds, mid moles,
mid murderous mines.
Now noisy, noxious numbers notice
nought
OF outward obstacles opposing ought.
Poor patriots, partly purchased, part
ly pressed,
Quite quaking. quickly quarter quar-
ter. quest.
Reason returns, religious right re-
bounds,
Suwarrow stops such sanguinary
SOUNDS,
Truce 10 the Turkey-triumph to thy
train
Unjust, unwise. unmerciful Ukraine!
Vanish vain victory, vanish victory
vain.
WHY wish we warfare? Wherefore
welcome We,
xerxes, Ximenes, Xanthus, Aaxiere
Yield. We youths! We yeomen yield
your yell!
Zeno's Zarpatus', Zoroaster's zeal,
And all attracting-arms against APP
peal.
White Pine news weekly mining review. [volume] (East Ely, Nev.) 1910-1920, 1914-12-13
Carson's Refort.

Sir Edward Carson, the eminent
lawyer and leader of the Ulster
Covenanters, is usually very serious
In demeanor. but he is a master in
the art of making witty and telling
retorts.
During one ease in which he APP
peared he had more than one passage
at arms with the judge. who finally
drew attention to a discrepancy be-
tween the evidence given by one of
Sir Edwards principal witnesses. one
of whom was a carpenter and the
other a publican.
That's SO, my lord" instantly re-
torted Sir Edward. "Yet another
case of difference between the bench
and the bar!"-London Tit-Bits.
White Pine news weekly mining review. [volume] (East Ely, Nev.) 1910-1920, 1914-12-13

During a military review at Alder
shot last summer one of the foreign
attaches had made himself obnoxious
to several staff officers by asking RI
diculos and often impertinent ques-
tions. At last he caught a Tartar.
Turning to an old infantry officer, he
said:
How is it, colonel, that your bugle
call advance / $50 very sohrt, while
the Retreat is just the reverse?"
Because. sir" replied the old
veteran, when a British soldier goes
into action it only needs a little note
from a bugle to make him advance
anywhere, but 1t takes a whole brass.
band to make him retire,"-London
Tit-Bits.
White Pine news weekly mining review. [volume] (East Ely, Nev.) 1910-1920, 1914-12-13

II was dinner-time at Mrs. Meane-
leigh's high-class boarding establish
ment.
WELL" said the statistical board
or, leaning back In his chair, we
have at this meal the representatives
of two widely-separated genera
tons"
How Is THAR" asked the inqusi-
tive boarder, rising to the occasion
why, the hen we have been try
ing to eat was, In all probability the
great-great-grandmother of this ONE
lette!"
Then there fell a palpable silence
White Pine news weekly mining review. [volume] (East Ely, Nev.) 1910-1920, 1914-12-13
Good Reading for Sunday

Launching the Christmas Ship.
Take to thy breast with Joy, o sea,
The noble ship we commit to thee.
With its single star and its 'Inas-
much,''
Bound for the little ones that be
Sorrowed and harmed by the wars
dire touch
The Kingdom of Heaven is of such
Take to thy care with peace, o sky,
Under the Fathers watchful eye.
The bark We have ~freighted for
distant seas,
With its yuletide cargo and purpose
high,
In the service of God, who knows
the pleas
OF those we would serve-"the least
of these"
flushed be your guns, o ships, your
fire
"iihoiu, LOT our cruise Is void OF Ire.
Our purpose to soothe some human
i'll
In the hush we may hear an angel
choir
Sing once again to mankind of
good will,
And a voice in the wal storm,
Peace, be still"
., Christian nations. agrip in war,
Hail we the ship that we send afar
To brighten the dear Christ's natal
day.
Where wee ones grieve and cold
hearthstones are,
From the land where children Sc
enrely play
Our works shall follow the way We
pray,
Perry c. Ellis.
White Pine news weekly mining review. [volume] (East Ely, Nev.) 1910-1920, 1914-12-13
Brown Was Hasty.

me young lawyer had just opened
his office, and his new single. the
paint scarcely dry, hung outside the
door.
A step was heard and the next mo-
ment a mans frame was s~ilhouetted
against the ground glass of the door
Hastily the legal fedgling step
ped 10 his b~rand-new telephone
and, taking down the receiver. gave
every appearance of being in a busi-
ness conversation.
Yes, Mr.. Brown" he was saying.
as the man entered, I'm attend to
that corporation matter for Won
Mr.. Martin had me on the phone
his morning and asked me to settle
a damage suit for his railroad, but
! had to turn him down-I'm SO rush
ed with cases just now. But I'll at
tend to your matter. although | will
have to sandwich 1t in somewhere
between my other cases. Yes, yes.
All right. Good-by."
And, hanging up the receiver, he
turned to his visitor, having, as he
thought. duly impressed him.
Excuse me, Mr.. Young" the man
~apologized. but I'm from the tele-
phone company. I've come TO con-
meet up your phone"
White Pine news weekly mining review. [volume] (East Ely, Nev.) 1910-1920, 1914-12-13

A orocehty old farmer had trou-
BILE with his neighbor. and as a result
sought his counsel.
i want yeou ter write him a let
ter an tell him this here foolish
ness hes got ter STOP he declared
firmly. II know what | want ter say,
but | Amt got the larnin' ter put II
just right"
What do you want to say" ask
cd the lawyer.
"Wa-all, begin by tellin' him tibet
he's the durndest. lyin'est. thievin'esi
lowdownest skunk on airth-and jest
work up"
White Pine news weekly mining review. [volume] (East Ely, Nev.) 1910-1920, 1914-12-13

The Path to Peace.
Not against Teuton must our
strength be turned,
Against no European land how
ever mad;
Leave it to those more vitality con-
cerned
To nee the foeman in his armor
clad.
But rather let our utmost strength
be ranged
Against conditions that permit
this strain
On human frailty. They must be
changed,
The old ways must. for sure and
certain gain.
No more the money-making out of
hate,
No more the binding of the peoples
sight,
No more unfriendly treaties of one
With its allies against an anxious
mate,
No more the schools that rear the
youth to fight
In the material faith that might is
right.
H. C. Long.
White Pine news weekly mining review. [volume] (East Ely, Nev.) 1910-1920, 1914-12-13

Willie finally persuaded his aunt
to play train with him. The chairs
were arranged in line, and he issued
orders.
Now you be the engineer and I'll
be the conductor. Lend me your
watch and get up into your cab"
Then he hurried down the platform.
timepieee in hand. Pull out there,
YOU re~d-headed, ~pie-faced jay" he
shouted.
Why. WILLIE" his aunt exclaim-
ed in amazement.
That's right, chew the rag he
retorted. Pull out, We're five
minutes late already
They have had to forbid his play
ing down by the tracks.
White Pine news weekly mining review. [volume] (East Ely, Nev.) 1910-1920, 1914-12-13

Two neighbors had a long litiga-
ton about a small spring. which they
both claimed. The Judge. wearied
out with the case, at last said:
What is the use of making so
much fuss about a little water?"
Your honor will see the serious
nature of the case replied one of
the lawyers, when | inform you
that the parties are both milkmen."