Albuquerque evening herald. [volume] (Albuquerque, New Mexico) 1911-1914, 1914-01-14
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culinrity of the Rio Grandc. like most
women. ia that 10 g. always likely to
do something IL never dld before.
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WE HAVE lot of patience. but
wo had O. hard time Co hold in tho
other day when printer SET up tho
word "undcrwarc."
NOW YOU can pay your road tax
without feeling as if you are being
ground under the IRON heel OF the
o9prcwor.
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THE executive viii not alter his
policy Of watchful Waiting until the
extra two Dor cent b. finally Elimin-
atod.
WE WANT To- be- very careful and
not have any Of the public funds earn
too much interest.
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WE SHALL really feel quite mot
ropolinn with genuine up.to.dnte
Automobile show
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ALSO q won't be- complete with
out the Traffic Policeman standing
on a barrel In the middle of the oX-
hibition
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parlonHhlc
"You told me Il was O'Clock:
10 just struck three" wife muttcrs
"But. dear" he said with aching head
You know that old clock shutters"
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SOME PEOPLE won't take advice
even when thcy pay for IL.
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TAKE CARE of tho pennies aud
somc Kind friend viii borrow the
dollars
~ MEXICO, as alleged. has uo
vice president. we might losn her
ours In pinch.
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WE AGREE that u is curious, how
Woll-to-dd an these folks seem TO
be- that we see In the motion pie
lures. Like the magazine short story.
they aren't complete without maid
and 90 butler and gold monogram
med cigaroot case. couple OF Ch1uf-
fvurH and q conservatory.
O.
SPEAKING Of the magazine stories.
did YOU ever motto, the enormous
breadth of shoulder of the hero. the
unparalleled Length of his legs the
razor kccuncss 81 the crease in his
trousers. the needle sharpucss OF the
toes 90 hs shooa the impossible
squaroncss 81 HIS law and the way his
hair is plostored back in covlick
Who ever saw nice, common ordi-
nary giuk with good homciy rec
treating chin, near sighted eyes. %
hang and haggy pants by Christy or
Gibson. or wcnzell2
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AND WE RISE to inquire. ala YOU
ever Zee real nfr see ono of those
seven foot girls Niah dark, mysterious
mushy eyes. o. wealth of rich golden
brown copper hair which "Shonc
Real Gold in thc Glinting sunshine
or limbs Ike giraffe and meas
uring five feet from shoulder 20
shoulder?
O.
WHAT?
WELL. tho dear pub, seems go IAN
Tor the mush, $50 We should worry
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The ned Blood Tale from Alaska
The Mlasmatic Jungle Tale from
POPULNR India or the phlnp.
Magazine pines including TlffI,
SHORT White Flannels. pure
STORIES tees. All Bahia. @ Gun
Bearer and Bolo
The Determined Young Engineer
story In which The hero Conqucrs
tho Desert and Wins the Cir
The Bohemian story la which the
Pretty Young Model wins him from
the Hich but selfish tieirc-s.
The Kings of FINANCE story in
which the Worthless son Of the Multi
millionaire ontcrs the street. puts D.
Ian over the Girls Father ana then
MHrrlcs the Girl
The Railroad story IN which the
hero, humble section hand. Saves
tho President special from che
Bandits and WEEDS the Presidents
Fair Daughter
The Tcudcrfno' story, Ia which the
modest youud man from the East
sticks to the Hronk after beins
thrown Eight Times; Hicks the WI
lage mad Mau ith q small Pcnfl
Handled Revolver and takes the
whole Rank when they get him 70
sii iu ON Loaded Game
The story About the Full Figurod.
vitality Alive Young ThlnE who finds
that % Is Higher and Noblor 10 live
ln Spiritual Union with the Hero
than to go through the stupid Com
ventional Marriage Form. trhcy
write intcrminable I.cttera)
Tho Brutal husband story. Her
heart gradually breaks IN silence az
she sees him being Allcnated by the
Chorus Girl until their Chlld final
ly Brings Them Together and ne
sobs into her Back Hair
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SHE DIDN'T LIKE THE