The Leon reporter. (Leon, Iowa) 1887-1930, 1914-05-28


tents of that letter, which, as have
said before was sent c. o. D. by Mr.
Pres. Dutch Allbaugh.
He-ra- a-a-a-a-a-a, says Miss Hurst
Owing to the many hard fought
battles nit these teachers, our num-
Der of sirvivers are not many. Every
year has added a few newcummers,
but because of the great amount of
work and in the face of such instruc-
tors there remain to tell the story
only twenty-five, one quota of hum
dred.
Following is a list of the sirviv-
ers, and their Offices:
Clutch" Allbaugh. Peace officer
Kitten Horn. Water Boy
"Smily' Hoffman .Seamstress
Maude Ogilvie. -. Barber
Harry Snyder. Flower Girl
Hattie LiOnberger. -. =.
80. -. Keeper of the little Dorg
Leland Ackerley. The Dorg
Madge McMorris. :. .Flagman
Fay Macy. IaDle waiter
Wilma CARRIER. ..Paymaster
Roy Dale. :. .. Nurse
Gladys Chambers. 80. WOOdman
Emmett Mullins. Dough Singer
Helen Barrett. 49,. Burglar K
Maurice Grogan. Wall Flower
Mabel Bradley. ;. -. Fireman
Abby Carrithers. Jack-o'-AllTrades
Marie McClaran. :. Carpenter
Charley Scott. Treasurer q
Ruby Gardner. Night Watch
Bob Teale. -. =. 49,. Chaplain
Lenore Price. !. Drummer Boy
Wilfred CARRIER. Grub Rustler
Ollie Foxworthy. /. :. -. Doctor
Fay Hatch. /. Court Reporter
Isn't it nice that there amt no
more cause, we'll cause there amt
very many more jobs. Wonder why?
JAMES HOFFMAN HOME AGAIN.
After an absence of three or four
hours, "Smily" Hoffman, who went
to Osceola on May the first, to play
baseball, decided that he was no base
ball player and also decided to come 3
back to mother and big sister. Il
Following is clipping from the
Osceola Sentinel, May LIST, 1914:
James Hoffman, commonly known as
"Smily," one of Leon Highs little
freckle faced Seniors and a would-be
ball player, was here trying to play
baseball and also trying to get a wo-,
man. Anyhow "Jip" met candy
kid while in Osceola, but did not get
to taste of the sweetness thereof for
some one turned on the lights. So
Jim beat it back TO ma"
James says that he thinks Osceola
is a nice tone nit such nice sweet
little girls, maybe!
Page II.
FEAR EMMETT MULLINS IS CO.
ING MAD.
Sad, but it's true, says Miss Sears.
s,,Sk ! E,y1O 0%% fell r.
young Teller livin' east of town, have
He came to school without his lunch.
Ruby Gardner is going to read
Emmett's mind during whisperin'
period to see if there is any chance
for der poor kid
To all that's gone before,
To all that may come after,
The Glass of IA had 'em
All beat for laughter.
Selected.
Lost, Strayed or Stolen-Some-
where between here and there, my
heart, somewhat cracked and nicked
but very valuable to owner. Finder
please return to Nancie K.
Lost-Somewhere between my
boarding house and Mrs. S. w.
Hurst's, one fine small black hat, size
nine and seventeen ates. Return to
The Hon. Abe Keshluear, Esq, Line
vile, 1way.
Lost-One game or more of base
ball. Finder please return to Prof.
Cooking
Lost-All hopes of exemption.
Baby Mike Grogan. Il
Wanted-A man NIT one tooth to
bite holes in doughnuts. Enquire Of
Horny VanNostrand.
Wanted-A lady to do house work
and feed the chickens. Hazel Stute-
vile.
Wanted-Some one to cook my
meals Maurice Grogan.
For Sale-Large dog, will eat any
thing. Very fond OF children. Hat
tie Lionberger.
For Sale.-One large cross-eyed,
bob-tailed, knock-kneed cat. Will eat
any kind of rats and mice you catch
for it. See or write LaNelle Mullin-
nix.
Wanted-s Some good looking young
man to keep candy from burning. In
quire of Freda Ferren. 3
WARNING
I do hereby warn every person,
which does enter this Leon High
School next September, against the
use of chewin' gum in this here 4
school room. Also against the wisper-
in, and writin' notes, for it must
stop. therefore set my foot down
upon Mr.. Glass; corn and afix my sig
nature on this 22nd day Of May, i
1914. Miss Marea Grogan.
NOTICE WANTED.
New book just out, selling very II
fast. Men are coming money, it's
your chance Of a life time 6 Ny Moth III
er-in-Law's Voice., BY Bob Scott. IS
Very thrilling, very romantic. For I
information write NJ M, Leon, Iowa.
BIG AUTO AC cIDEHlT NAY Il. u
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