The Fargo forum and daily republican. [volume] (Fargo, N.D.) 1894-1957, 1914-06-23
NEWS FROM YIN c. A. CAMP

! camp, A word to the wise is suffi-
cient.
SPORTS.
Pewees Beat SIappers in Fast Game.
The Pewees barely beat the slap
pers today in a hard fought game. The
Pewees captained by Pollock lost u
until the seventh inning but then the
charm broke and they knocked Good
win all over the lot. The final score
was 10 to II in favor of the Pewees.
Bennle's.
Go to Bennie's for chums. cracker
Jack, Spearmint in the latest styles
and fashions; also Eats nay be had
here at proper hours. Adv.
Want Ads.
Wanted by Scanlon something to
Wanted by Hale someone to kiss
his sunburns.
Wanted by Bonnie, some new wait
erS.
Wanted by Clapry some cocoa.
Wanted by Bob Mack, some one to
cuddle him.
Wanted by the camp. Cyril Walen-
tyne.
Wanted by Twisses wagon, some
axle grease.
II You Have Ticks.
Fern Monsoon will pull all the ticks
off of you for a very small price. See
him. sOOn.-Adv.
Wanted by the police: A thin
scrawny, red haired, cross-eyed, des-
perate character, who nsWer to the
name Of Billy Mac. A suitable re-
ward is offered.
Regular edition. This issue ten
pages.
Camp Chronicle. Wednesday June
II, 1914.
Great Discovery.
Professor Horatio Scanlon has at
last, after many years of experiment.
ing discovered perpetual motion. The
Professors machine differs from any
other ever made, it is in the form of
a talking machine. When ne first
showed the machine, the writer was
incredulous but after watching it for
three days I am convinced of it's eff
hciency for it has not stopped during
the whole time. 1 am sure that If the
inventor does not die of crouch or
stop experimenting the machine will
be OF great use as a wind maker.
Editorial.
This morning we noticed hat some
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ais on the rocks at the point. The let
tiers were artistically made but it is
our opinion that it is a designation.
Now fellows is this the fair thing to
do? To disfigure and spoil the camp
for future ampers for the sake of
the honor CD that comes from such a
practice. Think it over.
UpsaW- Parker. Case, To Be On.
Tonight the case of Lacy Upshaw
against Bonnie Parker will be tried
before Judge Holmes. Both sides are
keyed up the highest pitch and will
work hard to win. Monson the noted
Fargo Garbage Cos lawyer will press
the suit for Miss Upshaw which Pol
lock, the Capers Bissimess college able
graduate will define Mr.. Parker. The
case promises to be an interesting
one.
Use Doc. Dalrymple's Favorite per-
scrlptton for sunburns. There is a rea-
son. ADV.
AeropIane Meet.
An exciting meeting of aviators was
held at Canvass blanket right after
supper In which several amazing
nights were made. Lucy Bob Haggart
won the high championship by going
1000 feet up while Lucious Cassius
Walters took the endurance record by
making the worst face. We hope tc
have more meets in the near future.
Pasture cured shoulder sunburned i:
cents a pound. Very good, L. c. Smith
& Co.
SPORTS. 49,
The Chums Beat the Cracker Jacks.
The Chums beat the Cracker Jacks
this afternoon after a hard game
Their victory was chiefly due the UNI
piring Of Goodwin aided by Gravel
who told "Dal" the Upm what each
half was. But just, you wait, we're
all laying for Goody tomorrow.