Connecticut western news., 1914-07-02
The Wurra Wurra Club


 it is! Ever and anon we come face to face with the indisputable proof of that epigrammatic proverb. In beauty there is joy; ill joy there is beauty. You see, it works both ways from the mid dle, like garrulous woman's tongue but there the simile ends. There is no beauty in a garrulous woman's tongue, though her face be fair even to the point of beauty. No, no. Far be it so! A beautiful woman is not a thing of beauty if she be a jaw forever. It is otherwise. A thing of beauty, to be a joy forever, must be a thing of beauty all the way through, from top to bottom. Beauty, the genuine article, is all wool and yard wide, without q flaw or brack in it. Then, and only then, is it joy for ever. It is thus because when virtue is visualized with the essence of that which perfumes the soul and causes the inner tube of the ub-consciousness, so to speak, whereby the spiritual per ception becomes more acute, us it were -that is to say, more responsive to out ward impressions than it otherwise would if they were different. There fore the sexton, MT. S.. Beardless Strong, called the meeting to order and announced that the president, MT. N. Watson Hardenbergh, was unable to be present owing to cargo of mahogany shingles that had just arrived at the lumber-yard, but had sent word that he wanted MT. Holsapple to run the meeting. MT. Holsapple declined the honor, but Deputy Sheriff Rhoades started to read subpoena to him and he surrendered and took the throne. He got even, however, by ordering Rhoades to read the minutes of the previous meeting, which Rhoades done so, in the bass clef. The Opening Ode was sung by Clint Roraback, as a solo, accompanied by Con. Hitchcock on his silo
 Free. Dempsey moved that the Club shut up shop during the heated term, and have no meeting until September or October, following the annual ex- ample of Business Mems Association.
 Ralph Farnum said he thought that might perhaps be good idea, if the Club had only earned a summer vaca- tion by a record of achievements dur ing the rest of the year, but inasmuch as the Club had not really accomplished much for the public during the past year he would oppose the vacation plan, as the Club didn't really need two or three months recuperation, as the B. M. A. does.
 MT. Dempsey's motion was seconded, however, and it was voted, almost unanimously, to suspend the meetings of the Club until the first week in Oc- tober.
 Justice of the Peace George Washing ton Ford got up and remarked that he thought the Club ought to show its colors, one way or the other, on the matter of the cases growing out of the "horning," when a keg of beer figured among the other instruments of musical torture, to the demoralization of sundry tender youths, against the peace and happiness of the commonwealth, and contrary to the statutes in such case made and provided.
 Docs the gentleman offer that as motion?" asked the chair.
 "No sir" replied His Honor, "I offer it as a sample of the early vegetables that I'm raising in Ed. Norton's gar den."
 The fat member hoisted himself up out of his chair, arose and stood up on his feet. "Seems t me-. said he, "th' jedge is right about that. Suth- i'm ort t be done. It's all wrong"
 Whats all wrong?" asked the chair. "the beer? or the prosecutions?"
 9Th principle O tn thing" replied the fat member. That's what l look at, tn principle O tn thing.'
 "The gentleman must be more ex- plicit," said the chair, frowning. Has he any advice or suggestion or motion to offer?"
 "Wa'al, when was married t my wife," said the fat member, "they want no sech after-clap. A crowd O naybers am friends came am horned us fir four nights a'runnin', with hoSs-fid ! dies an fish horns. an tin pans am blank cartridge pistols am everything i that'd make devilish noise-but they never got nothin' out Q me-not so much us a swig O cider, or a ginger ] cookie. 1 wouldn't run no risk of any ! disgraceful developments. Not by l a."
 "There is no business before the 1 house," said the chair, interrupting. 1 "Has any member motion or resolution or anything, to offer?"
 Mr. Dempsey stood up. MT Presi- l dent, ," said he, ''I would like to move that the vote passed early in the ses- sion, suspending the meetings of the Club until October, be rescinded. " The motion was seconded by Judge | Whittlesey, and passed unanimously.
 MT. A. H. Herriman, of High street, l