The Salt Lake tribune. [volume] (Salt Lake City, Utah) 1890-current, 1914-02-14

tourist, Mrs. r, c. Woodruff; Dramat-
ic. Mrs. John Reed of Denver; Current
Events and Current Literature, Mrs.
w. j. Barrette; Home Economics, Mrs.
c. II. Mcmahon; History, Mrs, p. o.
Leatherwood; Poets, Mrs. F. i. Mar
cy Music, Mrs. c. c. Snyder.
The idea of the allegory was that
of Mrs, G, f. Stiehl and the lines were
written by different mombers of the
club. Mrs. Palmer was responsible for
the arrangement and exquisite staging
was done by Briant S. Young.
In the impersonation of the "Club
Spirit" Mrs. Palmer, with powdered
hair, wore n handsome costume of
white satin bordered in nile green en-
broidered in gold, Of Roman design.
The ''Graces" wore Grecian costumes
of yellow, pink and blue. The
peaked black caps. The representa-
tives of the sections were costumed III
the club colors, white and green.
Mrs. Palmer's Speech.
Mrs. Palmer's opening speech, which
is original, follows:
A thousand tina nks for coming at my call:
You answer not, how very queer,
I see you know me not. your friend most
dear.
I am a part of all Of you;
I represent the whole and not the few
l have within a single heart.
Though formed from many a hundred
part
You know how old I am today,
Experience has made my hair SO gray;
You'll live forever while / stay,
Cherish me always or you'll paSs aWay
You've felt my presence, heard my voice
Your faithful love has made my heart
rejoice:
But never yet until today
Have been seen in this substantial way.
Your own club spirit is my name.
And great my power and also great my
fame,
Your love and faith bestow on me.
Returned in full, yea more. you now shall
My mission hero is not to play,
I'm sent to make for you this festal day
Rich. sweet and big enough for every
one.
Dialogue of Glooms.
=, F9llowing Ole is part Of the clever dialogue
Gorham:
Adverse Criticism
What means these things. these
That cause ali this disorder here7
Discoura cement
'Tts noise made by some silly wight
To celebrate a birthday night.
Adverse Criticism
birthday feast. how much more
reason
For them to wall at such a sea son.
All (on seeing baking things)-
All, IT'S cake they are making,
Let's help in this baking.
Chronic Knocker-
First a big cupful Of the clubhouse
Just that one things enough to let
A cake like this fall fiat
Discourageme
A very scant cup of social spirit,
Just ask the new member (what ere
her meriO
II the club is not lacking in that
Adverse Criticism
quart or moro of these critical
persons,
Who never approach without horrid
To show their superior mind.
These spoil spontaneity. kin unanlmity.
Quibble and nod, till result of such
density
Would give any cake a downward
propensity:
No plan can be made. no matter how
sensible,
But they can find something most
reprehensible
In using @ recipe
Other ingredients were unpuctuality.
financial delinquency, selfshness. indii-
ference. etc, which contribute 10 make
the cake fall.
Cries of help are heard in the wings
| and tho "Glooms" frighten, hurry away
and the stage darkens the cries of help
grow louder and the three Graces appear
Philosophy of Graces.
! Some of the hopeful philosophy OF the
| 'Graces." written by Mrs. w, J. Shealy,
| follows;
Faith
The good. my dear child, can never
be follcd:
| Your cakes full OF bubbles,
| They're not real troubles:
| Lot prick their thin hides and see