The evening herald. [volume] (Albuquerque, New Mexico) 1914-1922, 1914-04-20


ar DOES LOON as 10 taking Vera
cruz AWAY ulm Iu,rts Will ur lIk,
taking his meal ticket away 'rum a
paral,tic blind man
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BUT he draw us 60 It,
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AID viii now get hisn
IT is EuMuHED the sucker has
an airship ready In which To- bcat o.
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CAN'T CARRY mitch dignity ct
coin BOO AN t,roplanc
~ THE rON~TITJTtONALlsTs
take Tampico before W. get there
WHOM fire that salute?
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IT'S \ CINCu some McA,,an be- goo
ing Co shoot IL.
PRESIDENT ~ the Argcatuc re-
l.rs tu the Mpnru, doctrine at the
"Guttt-pvrrhu dortriu. Time may
come when said president Will be
blamed glad 90 see It stretch.
.
II Our CITY engineering depart
ment could devise a means OF stoI-
ing the nuod-watcrs of the Barelt8
ditch. we could dismiss the water
supply question forever.
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! 4 MINNEAPOLIS DOCTOR SAYS.
Rcmoyal OF the appcndix is an IN
torfcrcnco with the dcsigns of tho
Lord First time we've encounter
ed even % scientist With nerve enough
10 charEc the Lord with csti dcsisns
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THE CHICAGO house hunter nov
has Co carry a license and C. D%crtiii-
cate of good standing in the aunt
club.
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IN SEW MEXICO rprius housc
cleaning Is a repeater Follows every
sandstorm.
ANYWAY Hucrta has given the
! Balkan war cloud quite q rest.
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Soy COOKS took all the nrst prizes
IN bisouit-makiug lu a Rhode Island
| high school so wonder the women
are turning To public life.
JUMPING CONTRACTS will so"I
be the chief feature OF spring base
! ball training.
AND THE LEGAL stan will MAX.
the salaries 81 the pitching stan lood
hbc breakfast money.
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COUNT BoNI has hicd himsc'' %
the cloistcr. % was Nultaire. WASN'T
%. who said ncl usually sought re-
Hgion when no longer young enough
to sin and enjoy u,
.
CHAMP CLARK ma. hay, been
right when he said that % ducsui ttNc
la much sense 90 maxi, &c good pros
.dont as e good congressman Vet.
mach Deepen rs on which ConrrcHsmIl
Champ had IN mind.
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IT Is 4 matter after all loo Nhiu.
We are oIl from Missouri.
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1T MAY be rue that George wash.
lngtou wore false tCrth But were
willing To- bet hc did not snap then
Ia public.
~ CoNVICT~ could ,ut, Cnl'
PLEASE would have nice line pt vote.
D,iralcd for next November
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PRESIDENT WIISuN says &C..
called on mate Stone to usc hl'
brains. The president, % seems, ais'
has -imaginauon.
HEALTH HIST For q busy mas
nothing is more hcaithful than the eN.
orcisc obtained In polishing his owl
shoes. Try o. II Will bring int
play muscles you didn't know got
had.
Gift PINCHOT says les bad mos.
ais Tor one man 90 be rich and an.
! other poor. Poor old Gin He VA
brought up Boz an Immoral environ
mcnt.
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MAY It'll ought Co bc an auspic
.ous day to touch tho T.. s Treasury
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cap. HOBSoN talked to the hous'
lprnhih committee three days straight
Caps time is gctuns short.
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4 GOVERNMENT REPORT sts
1 iHfNN khN anu Y lNNNNN NNhf ANNN lltNAHlN
than ~ other southern states VIII
is pretty rough on the other south
eru states,
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Tic Price of Prominence.
Some day. h you Will study hard
little barefoot bog.
Aud do without the pleasures youth
accustomed To enjoy,
IL you Viii not go swimming or tt
tempt Co catch "a hsh,
But carefully refrain from gfattsl mi
every wish,
Perhaps YOU may Doe President ol
more exalted stlil.
a hero AZ whose name a. grateful pop
ultvc will thrill,
Although sour bin OF fare bc scan
ana nom a. kitchen crude,
Fame may brInr compensation FOR
lack of fun and food.
Perhaps theyn put ZAP statues 90 pre-
serve your counterpart
And critics viii regard you as q men
ace to true Hrt
The children "a their books ui ten
viii quite Dee rid
{ They can't remember how you spelle