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University Missourian. [volume] (Columbia, Mo.) 1908-1916, 1914-10-12
The Open Column

Editor The Missourian: l note in
THE Open Column" an article on
Our Brothers" by &c" and l take
this opportunity to answer him and
to address the students of M. S. u, as
we'll.
In the beginning l must admit that
in the main his allegations are found
ed on fact, but l fear some of the con-
clusions which he draws are not ex-
actly correct. 1t is an open secret
that some few of the Miner squad
are not even pretending to take full
course here and expect to leave as
soon as the football season is fin
ished. But these men (and they are
very few are not paid by the stu
dents in any way whatsoever. 1t may
be that these men receive help from
the townspeople, but even that is
very doubtful. And even if this were
true, the students could not remedy it.
| All the Columbia papers have COM
mented very strongly on the fact that
some of the team have come here
from other schools. That does not
prove anything at all. In this, as in
any other mining school, a great
many of the students are transfers
from other colleges. In fact over 20
per cent of the men here are trans
fers. Most of the football team are
excellent students and are really
making as many sacrifices for the
sake of the game, as any M. S. U.
man. These are the men that are
representative of this school, and not
the "stallers."
1 think that by far the greater part
of the school really strives for clean
athletics and good sportsmanship,
but conditions are such that to some
this ideal seems unattainable. The
Miners play other schools beside NJ.
S. u, and the impression prevails
that most schools are even greater
offenders than We; some few go so
far as to maintain that there amt
such a thing as clean athletics, no
where" While this attitude is mex
cusable, nevertheless it has its eff
feet.
In mining school large per cent
of the men stay out of school for "a
year or so to earn money. Many
transfer. Some take special courses
for their own benefit. In fact, if
judged by strict conference rules, the
majority of the new athletes would be
ineligible. When you add to all this
that there are only about two hun
dred students, it can be seen that it is
not fair to apply University stand
ards; that it is almost impossible for
the most unprejudiced person to de-
eide who really should play on the
teams. &c" seems to be of the opin-
ion that the Rolla men are unappre-
ciative of the treatment we have al
ways received at Columbia But he
is badly mistaken. A few loud
mounted, non-representative rough
necks," who seem to condone profess
sionalism and who do not appreciate
the courtesies shown, are not repre-
kentatives and we are heartily
ashamed of them.
There is an ever increasing num-
ber of fellows who are doing their
level best to purify athletics here,
and, though they do not have control
of affairs at present, their influence
is being felt. Nearly every rooter has
commented on the very cordial and
University Missourian. [volume] (Columbia, Mo.) 1908-1916, 1914-10-12

Puts Women First at Cafeteria.
Editor the Missourian:-Mis
chivalry is admirable. Missouri cour-
tesy is famous. Unfortunately it is
not displayed to its best advantage in
Goldsboro weekly argus. [volume] (Goldsboro, N.C.) 191?-19??, 1914-06-04

This recipe makes a pint of cough
syrup-enough to last a family. a long
time. You couldn't buy as much or AZ
good cough syrup for $3.50.
Simple as it is, it gives almost instant
relief and usually. stops the most obsti-
nate cough in "a hours. This is partly
due to the fact that it is slightly laxa-
tive, stimulates the appetite and has an
excellent tonic effect. It is pleasant to
take-children like it. An excellent rem
edy, too, for whooping cough, Group, sore
lungs, asthma, throat troubles, etc.
Mix one pint of granulated sugar with
" pint of warm water, and stir for 2
minutes. Put 2h ounce of Pinex fifty
cents WORTHY in q pint bottle, and add
the Sugar Syrup. 1t keeps perfectly.
Take a t~easpoonful every one, two or
three hours.
Pine is one of the Oldest and best
now remedial agents for the throat
membranes. Pinex is the most valuable
concentrated compound of Norway white
pine extract, and is rich in guaiacol and
all the other natural healing elements.
Other preparations will not work in this
formula.
The prompt results from this recipe
have endeared it to thousands of house
wives in the United States and Canada,
which explains why the plan has been
Initiated often, but never successfully.
A guaranty. of absolute satisfaction, 81
money promptly refunded, goes with this
recipe. Your druggist has Pinex, or will
get it for you. If not, send to The
Rinex. Co., TT. Wayne, Ind.
Goldsboro weekly argus. [volume] (Goldsboro, N.C.) 191?-19??, 1914-06-04
A Hint for
Coming Maternity

In a little book designed for expectant
mothers more complete instruction is
given in the use of Mothers Friend"
This is an external embrocation applied
to the abdominal muscles for the purpose
Of reducing the strain on ligaments, cords
and tendons
In thus bringing relief and avoiding
pain great good is accomplished. It
serves to ease the mind, Indirectly has q
most beneficial effect upon the nervous
system and thousands of women have
delightedly told how they were free of
nausea, had no morning k and
went through the ordeal with most re-
markable success. Mothers FRIEND a
been growing in popular favor for more
than forty years. In almost every COM
munity are grandmothers who used it
Themselves, their daughters nave used It
and they certainly must know what a
blessing it is when they recommend 1t
50 warmly. Strictly an external application
1t has no other effect than to ease the
muscles, cords, tendons and ligaments
involved hence is perfectly safe to use by
all women. 1t is used very successfully
to prevent caking of breasts.
Mothers Friend" is prepared in the
laboratory of Brad1eld Regulator Co..
404 Lamar Bldg, Atlanta, Ga.
Goldsboro weekly argus. [volume] (Goldsboro, N.C.) 191?-19??, 1914-06-04
DEAFNESS CANNOT BE CURED

by local applications as they cannot
reach the diseased portion of the ear.
There is only n way to cure deaf
ness, and hat is by constitutional
remedies. Deafness is caused by an
inf1amed condition of the mucous lin
ing of the Eustachian Tube. When
this tube is infiamed you have a rumb-
ling sound or imperfect hearing, and
when it is entirely closed, Deafness is
the result, and unless the infiamma-
ton a be taken out and this tube
restored to US normal condition, hear
ing will be destroyed forever; nine
cases out of ten are caused by Catarrh.
which is nothing but an inf1amed con-
dition of the mucous surfaces.
We will give One Hundred Dollars
for any case of Deafness Caused by
catarrh) hat cannot be cured by
Halls Catarrh Cure. Send for circu-
lars, free.
f. J. CHENEY & CO., Toledo, Ohio.
Sold by Druggists, 75c.
Take Halls Family Pills for consti-
patton.
Goldsboro weekly argus. [volume] (Goldsboro, N.C.) 191?-19??, 1914-06-04
the fate of the Titanic.

SAAS
In the st. Lawrence river disaster
blame doubtless attaches somewhere.
According to the latest report the En-
press of Ireland was lying to, waiting
for the fog to lift, when the Danish
collier crashed into her bow on. There
should be an early probe.
Senator Burton, n of the American
delegates to the London safety-at-sea
convention, possibly located the cause
when he said: "The hull of the EN-
press of Ireland must have been a
mere shell for the ship to have gone
down in ten minutes"
The senator further expressed the
opinion that eff the new safety treaty
had been in effect the hu1ls' classif-
cation clause probably would have
compelled the owners of the Empress
to have reconstructed her"
1t is to be hoped that no further
time will be lost in consummating the
treaty. It is still before the Senate
foreign relations subcommittee.
The heart of America is stirred and
the sympathy of all our people goes
out to those who are bereft. If a
relief fund is needed, and it probably
will be, the people of the United
States will contribute generously.
Goldsboro weekly argus. [volume] (Goldsboro, N.C.) 191?-19??, 1914-06-04
severe PUNISHMENT
OF Mrs. Chappell, of Five Years
Standing, Relieved by Cardui.

MI. Airy, N. C.-Mrs. Sarah M. Chap
pell Of this town, says: 81 suffered foi
five years with Womanly troubles, also
stomach troubles, and my punishment
was more than any n could tell.
] tried most every kind of medicine.
but none did me any good.
/ read one day about Cardui, the wo-
mans tonic, and | decided to try 1t. |
had not taken but about six bottles until
] was almost cured. 1t did me more
good than all the other medicines | had
tried, put together.
My friends began asking me why
looked SO well, and | told them about
Cardui. Several are now taking it."
Do you, lady reader, suffer from any
OF the ailments due to womanly trouble.
such as headache, backache, sideache,
sleeplessness, and that ~everlastingly tired
feeling?
If so, let us urge you to give Cardui q
trial. We feel confident it will help you.
Just as 1t has a million other women 10
the past half century.
Begin taking Cardui to-day. You
won't regret il. All druggists.
Write to. Chattanooga Medicine Co., Ladies
ADVISORY Dept. Chattanooga, Tenn, for Special
ksfrTcfi0ns on your case and 64Spage book, Home
Treatment for Women" In plain wrapper. NC. 1914
Goldsboro weekly argus. [volume] (Goldsboro, N.C.) 191?-19??, 1914-06-04
Entered st the Postof1ce In Colds
boro az second class mail matter.
APPALLING LOSS OF LIFE.

The appalling loss of life by the
sinking Of the steamship Empress OF
Ireland in the st. Lawrence river has
startled the world. In 1912 occurred
the Titanic disaster in which 1900 per-
sons persisted. That was the most
terrible record in the history Of ship
wrecks.
In this latest disaster more than 900
lives were lost, which cause it to
rank third OF fourth in point of loss of
life in marine catastrophes.
The British government and the
United States government both made
searching Investigations into the I'll
tanic disaster with a view Of fixing the
blame and safeguarding life on the
sea. If anything was calculated to
make the officers and inspectors OF
great steamers more careful it was
Goldsboro weekly argus. [volume] (Goldsboro, N.C.) 191?-19??, 1914-06-04
NOTICE.
North Carolina. Wayne County.

NOrtn CarOllna, wayne county.
:. Whereas, Ed. Bum and wife, Esther
Bum executed a certain mortgage
deed to J. M. Mitchell, bearing date
4th of January, 1911, and Recorded in
the Office of the Register of Deeds OF
Wayne County in Book los, page LIT.
Snd:-
Whereas, default has been made in
the payment of the Indebtedness
therein secured, the undersigned, un-
der and by virtue of the power of sale
contained in said mortgage deed, will.
at IL o'clock, M. Saturday, June Goth,
expose for sale, for cash, to the high
est bidder, at the Court House door in
Goldsboro, the land described in the
mortgage deed as follows, viz
Beginning at a stake, George Hollis
corner, on the w. & w. Railroad
bounds and runs eastward with said
Hollis line 1876 feet to a stake, then
runs Northward So feet to Charles
Grainger's line, then Westward with
said CIR fingers line 1875 feet to the
Railroad bounds, then Southwark So
feet to the beginning at George Hollis
corner.
This 10Th day Of May, 1914.
J.. M. MITCHELL,
Mortgage.
GoLDsBoRO PLANNING MILL,
Aw Assignee.
Goldsboro weekly argus. [volume] (Goldsboro, N.C.) 191?-19??, 1914-06-04
Coughs and Colds Weaken the Syster

Coughs and Colds Weaken the System
Continued Coughs, Colds and Bron-
chial troubles are depressing and
weaken the system. Loss of weight
and appetite generally follow. Get a
soc. bottle of DR.. Kings New Discov-
cry today. 1t will stop your cough
The first dose helps. The best medi-
cine for Stubborn Coughs, Colds and
all Throat and Lung Troubles. Mr..
O.. HI. Brown, Muscatine, Ala, writes:
"My wife was sick during the hot
summer months and I honestly believe
DR.. Kings New Discovery saved her
life" Good for children. soc. and $1.OG
at your druggist.
Goldsboro weekly argus. [volume] (Goldsboro, N.C.) 191?-19??, 1914-06-04
Hot Weather Tonic and Health Buflder

Is everything you do an effort? You
are not lazy-you are sick! Your
stomach, liver, kidneys, and whole sys-
tenn need a Tonic. A Tonic and Health
Builder to drive out the waste matter
build you up and renew your
strength. Nothing better than Electric
Bitters. Start today. Mrs. James Dun
can, H~aynesville, Me-, writes: Com
pletely cured me after several doctors
gave M up" SOC and $1.00, at your
druggist.
Bucklen's Arnica Salve for Cuts.
Goldsboro weekly argus. [volume] (Goldsboro, N.C.) 191?-19??, 1914-06-04
Get Rid of Your rheumatism.

Now is the time to get rid of your
rheumatism. You can do it if you aP-
ply ChamberIain's Liniment. w. A.
Lockhard, Homer City, N. Y, writes,
Last spring I suffered from rheuma-
tism with terrible pains in my arms
and shoulders. I got a bottle of Cham
berlain's Liniment and the first appli-
cation relieved me-. By using one bot
tie of it 1 was entirely cured" For
sale by al dealers.
Goldsboro weekly argus. [volume] (Goldsboro, N.C.) 191?-19??, 1914-06-04
Plain Truth That's Worth Money

Using Foley's Honey and Tar for g
cough or cold may save you both sick
ness and money. F. F. Monahan
Menomnie, Wis, says: 81 am exposed
to all kinds of weather and I find Fo-
ley's Honey and Tar Compound al
ways fixes me up in good shape when
I catch cold or have a bad cough.
recommend it badly" Refuse substi-
tues. For sale by Hicks & Hawley.
Goldsboro weekly argus. [volume] (Goldsboro, N.C.) 191?-19??, 1914-06-04
Always Lead TO Better Health

Serious sicknesses start in disorders
of the stomach, liver and kidneys. The
best corrective and preventive is DR..
Kings New Life Pills. They purify the
blood-prevent constipation, keep Liv-
er, Kidneys Inc bowels in healthy
condition. Give you better health by
Kidding the system of fermenting and
gassy foods. Effective and mild. 25c.,
at your druggist.
Goldsboro weekly argus. [volume] (Goldsboro, N.C.) 191?-19??, 1914-06-04
Special ~Health Warning" for Marcl

Special ~Health Warning" for March
March Is a trying month for the
very young and for elderly people
Group, bronchial colds, lagrippe and
pneumonia are to be feared and avoid
ed. Foley's Honey and Tar is a great
family medicine that will quickly stop
a cough, check the progress of a cold
and relieve infiamed and congested air
passages. 1t is safe, pure and always
reliable. For sale by Hicks Is Hawley
Goldsboro weekly argus. [volume] (Goldsboro, N.C.) 191?-19??, 1914-06-04
Cures Stubborn, Itchy Skin Trouble

Cures Stubborn, Itchy Skin Troubles
81 could scratch myself to pieces
is often heard from sufferers of Ecze-
ma, letter, Itch and similar Skin
Eruptions. Don't Scratch-StoP the
Itching at once with DR.. Hobson's
Eczema Ointment. It's first application
starts healing; the Red; Rough, Scaly,
Itching Skin is soothed by the Healing
and Coolin Medicines. Mrs. G. A
Einfeldt, Rock Island, ILL, after using
DR.. Hobson's Eczema Ointment, writes
''This is the first time in nine years I
have been free from the dreadful all
ment." Guaranteed. Soc, at your
druggist.
Goldsboro weekly argus. [volume] (Goldsboro, N.C.) 191?-19??, 1914-06-04

A doctor recently diagnosed a pa
TENTS illness and prescribed for him
by the aid of a Marconi apparatus
while thea patient was at least 100
miles away. While he was about it.
he could have sent in his bill, too.
Goldsboro weekly argus. [volume] (Goldsboro, N.C.) 191?-19??, 1914-06-04

isOrdered Kidneys Cause Much Misery
With pain and misery by day, sleep
disturbing bladder weakness at night
men everywhere are glad to know that
Foley Kidney Pills restore health and
strength, and the regular action of
kidneys and bladder. For sale by
Hicks & Hawley.
Goldsboro weekly argus. [volume] (Goldsboro, N.C.) 191?-19??, 1914-06-04
For An Impaired Annette.

To improve the appetite and streng-
then the digestion try a few doses of
Chamberlain's Tablets. Mr.. J. HI. Seitz
of Detroit, Mich, says: "They re-
stored my appetite when impaired, re-
stored my appetite when impaired, re-
lieved me of a bloated feeling and
caused a pleasant and satisfactory
movement of the bowels" For sale
by all dealers.
Goldsboro weekly argus. [volume] (Goldsboro, N.C.) 191?-19??, 1914-06-04
Indigestion and Consultation.

&About five years ago I began taking
Chamberlain's Tablets after suffering
from indigestion and constipation for
years without finding anything to re-
lieve me. Chamberlain's Tablets help
ed me at ono and by using them for
several weeks / was cured of the com
p1aint," writes Mrs. Mary E. McMu1-
len, Phelps, N. Y. For sale by all
dealers. s
Goldsboro weekly argus. [volume] (Goldsboro, N.C.) 191?-19??, 1914-06-04
Only One Entirely Satisfactory.

ST have tried various collie and diar-
rnoea remedies, but the only n that
has given me entire satisfaction and
C~hamberlain's Collie, Cholera and Diar-
rhoea Remedy. | recommend it to my
friends at all times" writes S. N. Gal
loway, Stewart, S. C. For sale by all
dealers.
Goldsboro weekly argus. [volume] (Goldsboro, N.C.) 191?-19??, 1914-06-04

In saying hat he will pitch for the
team that offers him the most money,
a certain famous "slab artist shows
that he takes a strictly mercenary
of baseball.
Goldsboro weekly argus. [volume] (Goldsboro, N.C.) 191?-19??, 1914-06-04

A newspaper reader discusses the
Joy of fresh cucumbers." The after
math of fresh cucumbers, particularly
when a trife too fresh, is often pain
full beyond words.
Goldsboro weekly argus. [volume] (Goldsboro, N.C.) 191?-19??, 1914-06-04

Just Right for Backache and Rheu-
matiSm.
Foley Kidney Pills are SO thorough
ly effective for b~aekache, rheumatism
swollen, aching joints, kidney and
bladder ailments that they are recon-
mended everywhere. A. A. Jeffords
McGrew, Nebr., says: my druggist
recommended Foley Kidney Pills for
pains in my back, and before I finish
ed one bottle, my old trouble entirely
disappeared" For sale by Hicks &
Hawley.
Goldsboro weekly argus. [volume] (Goldsboro, N.C.) 191?-19??, 1914-06-04

Huerta was said to have been ca
rousing in a cafe when he told his
ENJOYS goodby. And to make matters
worse, the party was not given in their
honor.
Goldsboro weekly argus. [volume] (Goldsboro, N.C.) 191?-19??, 1914-06-04
Malaria or ChiIs G. Fever

Prescription Nc. 666 is prepared especially
for MALARIA or CHlLLS e. FEVER.
Five or six doses will break any case, and
If taken then as q tonic the Fever will not
return. 1t acts on the liver better than
Calomel and does not grippe or sickea. Csc
Goldsboro weekly argus. [volume] (Goldsboro, N.C.) 191?-19??, 1914-06-04

Beaufort Ginger Ale in bottles, de-
livered from Hicks & Hawley's Drug
Store-the place where you will event
ually trade.
Goldsboro weekly argus. [volume] (Goldsboro, N.C.) 191?-19??, 1914-06-04

cans will be able to call up Paris next
over the telephone. However,
talking to Paris could never be half
SO delightful as being there.
Goldsboro weekly argus. [volume] (Goldsboro, N.C.) 191?-19??, 1914-06-04

A Pennsylvania war veteran has
erected his own monument and thus
made sure that his name will be hand
ed down to posterity. A few minutes
spent in the lannon's mouth doesn't
always win immortality.
Goldsboro weekly argus. [volume] (Goldsboro, N.C.) 191?-19??, 1914-06-04

A>murdered in Sing Sing went on a
hunger strike to avoid the electric
chair, but at the end of a week he
gave it up and fell to-"
Goldsboro weekly argus. [volume] (Goldsboro, N.C.) 191?-19??, 1914-06-04

Claiming themselves together does
not necessarily mean that militant
s~ufragettes are attached to each 9th
er.
Goldsboro weekly argus. [volume] (Goldsboro, N.C.) 191?-19??, 1914-06-04

A West Virginia convert" was not
content with hitting the sawdust
TRAIL" but also wanted to hit Billy
Sunday.
Goldsboro weekly argus. [volume] (Goldsboro, N.C.) 191?-19??, 1914-06-04

In declaring that love is a mystery,
Secretary Bryan sensibly impressed a
graduating class of girls with the
of his wisdom.
Goldsboro weekly argus. [volume] (Goldsboro, N.C.) 191?-19??, 1914-06-04
TUBERCULOSIS

In addition to plenty of fresh air
and proper diet, those suffering from
OF who are p~redisposed to Tubercu1o-
sis are recommended to use Eckman's
Alternative to stop night sweats, Danish
fever and hasten recovery. This med1-
cine, by reason of its successful use dur
ing the past, warrants the fullest inves-
tigation possible by every sufferer.
Eckman's Alternative is most efica-
cious in bronchial catarrh and severe
throat and lung affections, and in up
building the system. It contains no
narcotics, nor harmful or habit-form-
ing drugs. Accept no substitutes. Sold
by leading druggists. Write to the
Eckman Laboratory, Philadelphia, Pa,
for booklet telling of recoveries.
Goldsboro weekly argus. [volume] (Goldsboro, N.C.) 191?-19??, 1914-06-04

Becker's declaration that he feels
sorry for himself will be universally
accepted as the truth.
Goldsboro weekly argus. [volume] (Goldsboro, N.C.) 191?-19??, 1914-06-04

Business is business, except when
the team is in town.
Goldsboro weekly argus. [volume] (Goldsboro, N.C.) 191?-19??, 1914-06-04

1t is true that common sense works
wonders, but common sense is not al
ways on the job.
Goldsboro weekly argus. [volume] (Goldsboro, N.C.) 191?-19??, 1914-06-04

The next thing for the mediators il
the problem of the River of Doubt.
Goldsboro weekly argus. [volume] (Goldsboro, N.C.) 191?-19??, 1914-06-04

Blue laws seem to make a great
many people red in the face.
Goldsboro weekly argus. [volume] (Goldsboro, N.C.) 191?-19??, 1914-06-04

Patience may be the lazy mans only
virtue.
Goldsboro weekly argus. [volume] (Goldsboro, N.C.) 191?-19??, 1914-06-04

The weather prophet is not without
honor save in his home town.
Goldsboro weekly argus. [volume] (Goldsboro, N.C.) 191?-19??, 1914-06-04

The straw hats this season make
nine out of ten men look foolish.
Goldsboro weekly argus. [volume] (Goldsboro, N.C.) 191?-19??, 1914-06-04

It's easy to find money-in a a die
tionary.
Goldsboro weekly argus. [volume] (Goldsboro, N.C.) 191?-19??, 1914-06-04

Many a candidate will not be at
home when the office seeks him.
Hopkinsville Kentuckian. [volume] (Hopkinsville, Ky.) 1889-1918, 1914-02-07
MIR. HARRIS DEAD
Never Rallied From a Fatal
Stroke of Paralysis.

Mr.. j. w. Harris, who was strick'
en- with paralysis few days ago,
died at two o'clock yesterday morn
ing. His condition grew worse from
the time he was found lying helpless
in his back yard, until death ended
his sufferings.
Mr.. Harris was an assistant to the
Sexton at Riverside Cemetery fol-
three years, retiring on Jan. 5 of tie
present year. He leaves a widow
and one son, Wallace Harris.
The funeral will be held at the
Yancey Hotel this morning at ten
o'clock. Services will be conducted
by Rev. H. D. Smith. Mr.. Harris
was member of Liberty Christian
Church in Todd county. The inter-
ment will be in Riverside Cemetery.
Hopkinsville Kentuckian. [volume] (Hopkinsville, Ky.) 1889-1918, 1914-02-07
VALUABLE PRIZE.
Mrs. W. B. Harlow Awarded
Handsome Silver Service.

Mrs w. B. Harlow has received
the valuable prize awarded by the
Spirrella Corset Company, Of which
she is representative here. and is be-
ing congratulated by her many
friends on her success. The compa-
ny, early last year, offered case Of
silverware valued at $25, as a prize
to the agent selling a certsin amount
of their goods during the first seven
months of the year. Mrs. Harlow's
sales during the period amounted to
more than the sum specified and she
was notified that she had won the
prize. The ware consists of set of
knives and forks, half-dozen table,
spoons, six teaspoons, butter knife
and sugar spoon, all four X silver
and guaranteed for years.
Hopkinsville Kentuckian. [volume] (Hopkinsville, Ky.) 1889-1918, 1914-02-07
Bob Walker

President Wilson has sent to the
senate the nomination of Robert c.
Walker for the postmastership in
Grand Junction. Colo. Mr. Walker
is we'll known throughout Western
Kentucky. having been Editor of
The Crittenden Press for many years
and was Postmaster at Marion under
Cieveland's administration. He left
Marion for the West some ten or
twelve years ago.