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The West Virginian. [volume] (Fairmont, W. Va.) 1914-1974, 1914-12-26
clerks
TO MEET DEC. 81
wILL FAVE A FINE PROGRAM
FOR THEIR ANNUAL STATE
SESSION.
p. ]. WRIGHT OF THIS CITY IS
FIRST VICE PRESIDENT
OF ASSOCIATION.

PARKERsBURG, Dec. 26. = Ar.
rangemcnts for the annual convention
of hotel clerks Of West Virginia are
about completed, IT was announced
Tuesday. The program embraces
many interesting features Last year
they met at Wheeling and next year
Huntington will probably get the call,
90 Petersburg will this year try
ana show the boys few things. The
headquarters will be at the Monroe
hotel.
The first day of the session will be
given over to greetings and enter
tainment. In the evening tn visitors
will visit a theater. on December
81. however, they will hold their
business meeting and will have a din.
at the Monroe. An automobile
ride will be a feature. The evening
the annual banquet viii be serytd at
the Chancellor hotel. 1t Is a n
rounced that James R. Stokes, Of
the Continental hotel, OF Philadelphia
will be a guest. He is national presl-
dent Of the hotel clerks.
The present officers o fthe West
Virginia association are: Simon
Young, Wheeling, preptdent; P. j..
White, Fairmont, first vice president;
William Nern, Petersburg, second
vice president; H. E. stalpaker,
secretary, and Harry Mcclure, OF
Wheeling, treasurer.
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vas shopping in wotthington on Mon.

day.
There will b eat least two tickets
in tile field for the municipal election
on January z. as a convention has
been called for Saturday evening
John L. Brumage, Of the Mounds
vile Bottling Works, is spending the
holidays with his parents here.
The wells.Fargo Express office
looks like a wholesale package estab'
lishment these days. The Yost law Is
certainly being violated.
Harry Preston, who was indicted by
the recent session of the grand jury
on a forgery charge, IA arrested last
week by Constable Basnett and tar
en- to jail at Fairmont.
A warrant was issued by Justice
]. Lane Parrish last Friday for Mas
on Wright. charged with stealing q
gold watch. jewelry and clothing.
George Nichols was the complaining
witness. So far Mr.. Wright has elud'
ed the officers.
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W~oRTHlNaToN.

Miss Madge7 Brumage has resumed.
her duties as assistant postmaster.
Leslie E. Davis, ofSUrbana, Ohio, Is
visiting relatives here this week.
Miss Beatrice McIntire, who has
been attending the Shenandoah Col.
legiate Institute at Dayton, Va is at
home for the holidays.
Frank q. Dent, Of Fatrmont, an old
;worthington boy, IS filling the posi-:
ton Of night operator at the b g
o. station.
Anew semaphofes has been erected
here and We understand the day OBJ
eFStor viii begtransfeFred from CHIEF
tain to Worthiagton and that otlce
discontinued
Mr. fnhos. 81. Meeks, ef Hutchinson.
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PILES r. HOME
BY NEW ABSORPTION
METHOD.

If YOU. suffer fromsbieedtngs Hehins
blind or protruding Piles send me sonrs
address, and / will te1lsyouShow toseure
yourself ut home by the absorptien
treatment; and will alsbl sena some otS
this home treatment free forgtriaf, WITH
references from your own aoeantSe it
requested. Users reportimmediate
lief and speedy cures. sendno morey
but tell others of hits offer Wfiteg
today to Mrs. NJ. Summers Bor e
Notre Dame. Ind.
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Personals.

Mr.. and Mrs. Herndon Fawcett and
son, James, Of Clarksburg, are guests
Of Mr.. and Mrs. James Thomas on
Diamond street.
M. John Swartz is spending a week
with relatives at Salem, Ohio.
Mr.iand:Mr Dent Powell, OF Pitts
.bnfgh, are spending the holidays here,
Miss Bessie Morrow went to Nor
sgaItown Thursday to visit her sister,
Mrs: George Frum.-
Mr.. Harry Drummond left Friday
morning for his home at Grafton
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AZ Christian Chapel.

Mr.. Rawlins Bunner. of Pittsburgh,
gave az very interesting talk at the
Christian church on Columbia street
last evening. He will also speak this
evening at 1880 o'clock, Sunday morn
ing at 1880 and Sunday evening at
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Entertained at Dinner.

and Mrs. Carl D. Springer, OF
@@Gutfey street, entertained at dinner
yesterday. The guests included Mrs.
Lou Barnes and daughters, Misses
Marguerite. Marie and Ruth and Miss
Madge Barnes.
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FTsnr 7 CHENEY makes 6Gih tat IL i956tniMi
partner Of the arm of E. u chsney %
Ing business in the City OF T9ledo%C ennf aeg9
STATE Aforesaid. and that aldanrnnSNtI RA{s
the sum Of M 6UNDREp8DoLIkRS ~
each and every case of CataEths that Ssaanes -
cured by tho use OF Hall'gsCatarh Cure
fFRANKsJ. GHENESs
swo-r "a before me ana Subscrtbed IN nj
orSsence, Iris eth day OF December ps 1SsAl
seal. a. W.SGLEksoNs
SS0tAry RnhHet
Hau,s Catarrh Cure is stAteus lateraAtty md
acts directly upon the blood ana mncela s2ss
faces Of tie system. Send fos testtnoniA1S
nee i. !. CHENEY &scos Teis6es
Sold By an Drnggists, nc.
TAKE Hal'a EGmily Pil1s Is s~enshpattsAs
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Speaking OF RusySWeeks.
we hear that Mrs. Uriel Cummins
Mabie, of sturgiss has within the past
week presented her husband with
twin daughters.@Burr COAX 6hftehg
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Went to Indianapolis.

MI. and Mrs. Fred jenkins are in
indianapolis, where they were called
~ the serious illness Of the former's
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$500 reward.

Five dollars reward will be paid for
information leading to recovery OF
1915 calendars Of the West Virginian
and the Farmers Free Press taken
from the room in the Jacobs build
ing formerly occupied by the West
Virglnfan. The reward will be paid
for information disclosing the name
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as nsos. 3. Mssks, d H~utrhiason.
South Bend news-times. (South Bend, Ind.) 1913-1938, 1914-05-27

Bible reading OF the Dunkard
church will be held at the home Of
Mr.. and Mrs. Charles Stroup Sunday
evening.
Mr.. and Mrs. Clinton Peterson and
son, Glenn, were guests of Mr.. and
Mrs. Frank BOttorff, South Bend, Sun
day.
The Warren township graduation
exercises were held in w. O. w. hall
Saturday evening. Miss Florence
Millken received the honors as presi-
dent Of the exercises.
Willie Ritter, leila Targart. Mary
Straup were visitors at the home Of
Mr. and Mrs. c. Peterson Sunday.
Mr.. and Mrs. Paten Ritter and
daughter, Mae, were guests of Mr..
and Mrs. Matthewson of Crumstown.
Mrs John w. Warner was called
to Chicago Saturday by the illness Of
her brOther-in-law.
George Wilkeson is having a new
house built.
Mr.. and Mrs. Frank Dunnahoo were
South Bend news-times. (South Bend, Ind.) 1913-1938, 1914-05-27
Iheuters
TIE LADY KILLER

Today's Auditorium bill includes
Max, the Lady Killer" Pathe featur-
ing the popular actor. Max Under,
"A Winter Excursion in Sweden" an
educational film; The Saving Pres
ence," BiOgraph drSma; His Last
Cap Vitagraph drama, with Charles
in the cast. and The Antique
Bilg," a two-reel Vitagraph. TomOr-
row the feature will be a two-reel Lu-
bin. entitled Behind the FOotlights,
@IIiS Arthur Johnson and LOttie Bris-
cOe; "Ihe Mother of Seven" a Sellg
comedy; Making Him over for Min
ME-" Essan2y comedy. Ruth, young
manicurist, is desperately in love with
Jimmie White. q mechanic. Ruth
friends make fun Of her beau. as he
is uneducated both in the matter of
clothes and diplomacy. Jimmie gets
considerable money on patent and
Ruth proceeds TO make him over She
gets him all fixed up and then Minnie,
the hairdresser, falls in love with him
and determines TO win him. She does,
temporarily, but he finally goes back
to Ruth and all ends happily. The
Pathe Weekly Of Current Events will
contain a number of interesting sub
jects. including a visit of the King
and Queen of England TO Paris as the
guests of President and Nine pOin-
care; dog show in San Fran cisco (;
Confederate veterans hold their re-
union in Jacksonville. Fla. and return
to the G.. A r.; battle flag captured
more than fifty years ago.
South Bend news-times. (South Bend, Ind.) 1913-1938, 1914-05-27
AT THE ORPHEUNI.

Beginning Thursday at the Or
pheUm, will be seen Halton Powell's
production Of oh. LOOK Who's Here!"
1t is constructed solely for laughing
purposes and ii accomplishes it's pur-
pose 10 the fullest extent. 1t is one
Of the cleverest musical comedies of
recent years, ABIDING in the most
startling and absurd situations. Hal
Johnson, a former South Bend boy,
one Of the foremost American female
impersonators, has created a part that
has made him famous. The scene of
the first act represents the exterior OF
a Big summer resort hotel and is one
of the most elaborate stage settings
built for vaudeville. Next TO Mr..
Johnson, whose success in the play
has been unusual, one of the most de-
lightful features is the chorus of
young women who sing and dance
cleverly. The management has
spared no expense in the cOstuming
Of these young ladies, and their work
in the many tuneful musical numbers
is of the kind only expected in a
Broadway production.
South Bend news-times. (South Bend, Ind.) 1913-1938, 1914-05-27
To Regain a Healthy,
GirIish Complexion

II you would have a clear fresh. girlish
complexion, one ounce OF ordinary merco-
lied wax will aid YOU I'm this direction
more than shelves full Of cosmetics Ii pro
duces 4 natural beauty. This wax, pro
durable at any drug store, completely alb
healthy young skin underneath. Its work
Is done 50 gradually. day by day. that no
Inconvenience is caused. The wax Is app
piled at night. like cold cream, and re-
moved in the morning with soap and water
Another valuable rejuvenating treatment
this for wrtakles-is 20 battle your face
In a solution OF powdered SaXOlite. / o.,
dissolved an u pt witch hazel. This has
remarkable action I'm smoothing out the
lines and "hrming up the loose tissue.
South Bend news-times. (South Bend, Ind.) 1913-1938, 1914-05-27
NILES.

The funeral of the late Mrs. Frank
Moor VIII be held Wednesday after
noon from the late residence on Hick-
DRY st. Interment will occur at Silver
Brook cemetery.
Rev. and Mrs. 2. NJ Renner left
Tuesday for Vicksburg, Mich. to
spend two weeks with Mrs. Renner'S
father. David Meyer. while Mr.. Rem
ner is recovering from nervous
breakdown. His pulpit at the Evan
gelical church viii be filed next Sun
day by Rev, MIR. Wales, of Benton
Harbor.
Mr.. and Mrs. Carl Kaiser of Polka
gon St, are parents of a son.
Mrs. SWaZey and Miss Tuck enter
tanned at bridge Tuesday afternoon in
honor Of their guest. Mrs Bond, of
Evanston, I'll.
Miss Mabel Miller, a young woman
Of % years and for many years with
Ringing Bros. circus, arrived in Niles
Monday evening penniless. this being
as far as means would permit on a
trip to FL PasO. Texas, where her aged
father and a sister reside. She be-
came i'll in Buffalo with a fever which
deprived her Of the sense Of hearing
and OF speech. She is being cared for
by Mr.. and Mrs, J. J. Kleinhaus, both
mutes. until the authorities make
some disposition of the case.
w. A. Noble and FAMILY mOtOred TO
Chicago Tuesday and Will be absent
several days visiting relatives.
About 25 members of the chapter
Of Eastern Star at Buchanan came to
Niles Monday evening as guests of the
local chapter and to witness the mi
tiatiOn of four candidates and attend
a banquet.
Mrs. Howard Pierce returned to OF
segO Mich, Tuesday after a visit with
her parents. Mr.. and Mrs. Charles Pot
ter.
Mrs. W w French will entertain at
bridge Thursday afternoon in honor
OF Miss Margaret Smith. who Will in
June become the bride Of Harvey
Rostiser, city clerk at South Bend.
South Bend news-times. (South Bend, Ind.) 1913-1938, 1914-05-27
AT THE MAJESTIC.

With a jingling. tingling bunch of
songs, a funny plot, a well known cast
Of principals and the Angel singing
chorus of girls, the new bill at the
Majestic Thursday promises to be
pleasing. The musical tabloid is en-
titled THE Girl in Green. Arthur
Angel heads the cast of principals and
novel stage setting for the little mu-
steal play has been arranged. New
songs new dances and a number OF
bright musical specialties will keep
the show up to the Majestic standard.
on Friday night an amateur boxing
contest will be held in addition to the
regular performance.
South Bend news-times. (South Bend, Ind.) 1913-1938, 1914-05-27

another attack as bad, a lady rec
commended Father Johns Medicine.
commenced taking il in a few
weeks. and since then have never
missed n day in school. I owe a
great deal 20 It as the results were
most favorable. Ny attack last win
ter was so bad I was propped up in
bed every night for FIVE weeks TO get
a little rest" (Signed) Vera Virginia
Stief, Newark. Ohio
Mothers should realize the value Of
Father Johns Medicine as a family
remedy for coughs, colds and as
body builder, because it is pure and
wholesome, free from alcohol and
dangerous drugs and is not a patent
medicine, but a Doctors prescription.
Father Johns Medicine is for sale
in South Bend by Coonley Drug Co,
Cor. Washington av and Michigan
ST., also Public Drug Store, 124 y.
Michigan St, and practically all 9th
or drug stores in the city If you
have any difficulty in getting Father
Johns Medicine from your druggist,
write to Father Johns Medicine,
Lowell, Mass, enclosing one dollar
for full sized bottle.
South Bend news-times. (South Bend, Ind.) 1913-1938, 1914-05-27
IlYDICK-

Miss Lucille Rensberger of South
Bend was a week end guest of Ber-
nice Ritter and her sister, Mrs. Dayton
Ritter.
The funeral services of Lester Rens-
berger were conducted by W. l.. Nc
Dewitt, of South Bend. The body was
taken to Warkerton for burial.
Mr.. and Mrs. Ralph Lydick of Por-
tage Prairie and Mr.. and Mrs. Jacob
Watkins were guests of Charles
Mikesell and family Sunday.
South Bend news-times. (South Bend, Ind.) 1913-1938, 1914-05-27
MAN IS KILLED BY GALE
Damage at Superior, Wis, is EST
mated at $500, 900.

SUPERIOR. Wis. May 27.-One
man is dead here and damage con
servatively estimated at $5OO.OOO was
caused by a storm which swept this
city Monday night. A sixty-mile gale
RACED small buildings, destroyed wire
communication. broke windows and
damaged church steepIes. Four
wharves were demolished and the
steamer Frank c. Ball was blown
ashore
The new bridge Of the Northwestern
Fuel company collapsed, killing An
drew Erickson, an operator.
South Bend news-times. (South Bend, Ind.) 1913-1938, 1914-05-27
INDIGESTTON7 CAN'T EAT? NO
Appetite

A treatment OF Electric Bitters in
creases your appetite; stops indiges-
ton; you can eat everything. A real
spring tonic for liver, kidney and
stomach troubles. Cleanse your whole
system and you feel fine. Electric
Bitters did more for Mr.. 7. D. PEBBLES
stomach troubles than any medicine
ne ever tried. Get a bottle today.
soc and 800. Recommended by all
druggists.-Adv.
French insurance companies keep
records Of the teeth of their clients to
Observation-Disclosures after death.
South Bend news-times. (South Bend, Ind.) 1913-1938, 1914-05-27

guests Of Mr., Dunnahoo's parents on
Sunday.
Miss Trace Alberts of Tamarack,
Ind, visited with Helen Pierce Thurs
day.
Libby Mcneil and Libby representa-
tives are here looking for a place to
build a pickle factory.
South Bend news-times. (South Bend, Ind.) 1913-1938, 1914-05-27
ATCTTONEER-

G. NJ HESS. a first class autioneer
in all lines is in south Bend. VIII
locate here permanently. Parties
wishing my services write Lock Box
South Bend news-times. (South Bend, Ind.) 1913-1938, 1914-05-27
Did NOT LIE DOWN
FOR FIVE WEEKS
School Girl Had Serious Bron-
chial Cough-Cured it With
Father Johns Medicine.

"aT h r e G
years ago I
was in bed for
six weeks with
bronchitis.
Had a bad
attack. cough
ed all winter
and was in the
G ar e O { q
physician.
Last winter.
when I h a q
Warren sheaf. [volume] (Warren, Marshall County, Minn.) 1880-current, 1914-06-10
FARLEY

There will be box social and lawn
party given at the home of Frank
Hays, section "a. Farley, Saturday
evening, June 20. Everybody cordial
" invited Ladies, bring boxes, and
gentlemen full pocket books. For the
benefit of the Farley ball team.
The Farley baseball team received
It's uniforms Monday.
The Johnson, Tiley, Melek and
Rays boys spent Sunday afternoon at
Pletsch brothers.
Pletsch's planted about 500 young
trees about their place
Nearly everybody is thru seeding
now.
Frank Rays went to Illinois last
Thursday evening for visit.
Farley is expecting ball game at
Boxville Friday afternoon.
Farley baseball team will play An
gus next Sunday
A number of Farley young folks
got caught in the storm Saturday
evening, while in Warren taking in
the Dreamland movies. They reported
good show.
Pletsch's received their cistern,
made by K. j. Taralseth & Co., of
Warren. 1t is dandy.
James Ducheck and H. Pletsch
walked to Warren Friday morning to
take in the parade
Crops are looking good in this vi
einity, and if we keep getting the
rain, like we have, there sure win be
some big crops.
James Malek had the misfortune to
have couple of sick horses.
VIM Vanek is busy seeding fax on
section %.
J. c. Brown started to pillow corn
Monday.
Warren sheaf. [volume] (Warren, Marshall County, Minn.) 1880-current, 1914-06-10
CEDAR

Miss Olga Olson called on Alma
Petersen last Sunday.
Martin Rovick. Nobel, Henry, Ed
gar and George Olson, we're Sunday
visitors at Peterson's.
Most everybody from Cedar at
tended the services in the school
house last Sunday
Miss Eliza Olson, has been doing
some dressnaking for Mrs. Albert
son in Middle River last week.
Mabel Wing IS at present seeding
flax
Misses Jenny and Oline Wing re-
turned home from Thief River Falls
last Saturday, where they have been
attending high school.
Mr.. and Mrs H. B. Severts and
family were Sunday visitors at An
drew Peterson's.
Lille Mccullough IS at present
working for Andrew Blomquist and
family.
Quite few from Como attended
services in our school house last Sun
day the 31st
Oscar Wallin from Middle River,
called at Peterson's Sunday.
Olga Olson called on Alma Peter
SON last Saturday. She also brought
several birthday presents along for
her friend Alma.
Warren sheaf. [volume] (Warren, Marshall County, Minn.) 1880-current, 1914-06-10
F. {. COLS0k, Warren, MINI.
Cleanings
GATHERED FROM THE
HOME FIELD.

Il. NJ Swanson went TO Minneapo-
LIS Thursday TO transact business.
D. l. Ayres has sold q new spas
senger Hupnobile to Peter HoIan Jr.,
of Oslo.
Andrew Wasko, OF Lakewood, O..
arrived Friday for a visit with Geo.
Kerestes.
Miss Ebba Lundgren returned on
Monday from St. Peter, where she
Intended G. A. c.
Mrs Axel Holmgren and daughter
Berniee, went to Oslo Thursday to
visit with relatives.
Walter Melgaard returned Monday
from Mortified, where ne has attend
ed Carleton College.
Stenographers earn Dig salaries.
To become good stenographer at
tend Mankato Commercial College,
Mankato, MINI.
Line Your new home with F7axli-
mum and save 90 per cent OF fuel
bills Get samples and prices.-W.
+. Tullar, agent.
Miss Edith Mattson returned on
Thursday from Tintah where she has
been teaching, TO spend her summer
vacation at her home here.
Miss Mile Swanson arrived Mon.
day from Aurora, on the Iron Range,
where she has taught in the public
schools during the past term.
Andrew Anderson of Randen P. o..
arrived Saturday with his daughter.
Who was taken TO the hospital where
she was operated on for appendicitis.
will Dc pleased % show samples
of wall paper at homes OF those in
terested- Large assortment, Repair
carpenter work. paper hanging and
Painting 7. WHITE Phone 49,.
Oswald Lind. the Marshall County
highway engineer, made trip to
Stephen Monday, where he will sur
Vey some Of the roads east Of that
town
Mr. and Mrs. J. T. Naeseth left on
), Monday evening for Middle River for
a short visit. Mr. Naeseth will also
do some campaigning for the office
Of County, Attorney for which he is q
candidate.
Andrew Boardson left Saturday
for St. Paul with a carload of hogs
which ne sold 20 q firm with their
eyes open for the best porkers. He
returned Thursday. after spending
some time visiting in the twin cities.
p. II. Battey, of Thief River Falls,
was in the city Monday between
trains having been at Hallock during
the day. Mr.. Battey is prominent
man Of the northern section of the
state and mas recently purchased a
, farm near New Folden, which shows
he believes in our country.
Warren sheaf. [volume] (Warren, Marshall County, Minn.) 1880-current, 1914-06-10
Deafness Cannot Be Cured

by local applications, as they cannot
reach the diseased portion OF the ear.
There is only one way to cure deafness.
and that is by constitutional remedies.
Deafness is caused by an infiamed condi-
zion Of the mucous lining of the Eusta-
chan Tube. When this tube is inflamed
you have a rumbliQg sound or imperfect
hearing, and when it is entirely closed.
fammation can be taken out and this
tube restored to its normal condition.
hearing will be destroyed forever. nine
cases out of ten are caused by Catarrn.
which is nothing but an inf1amed condi-
ton of the mucous surfaces.
We will give One Hundred Dollars for any case Of
Deafness Caused by tarr that arnot be cured ey
Halls Catarrh Cure. SEED for circulars. free.
FL CHENEY, CO., Tcleco, Ohio
Sold by Druggists, 15e.
Take Halls Family Pills r.. constipation
Warren sheaf. [volume] (Warren, Marshall County, Minn.) 1880-current, 1914-06-10
ROLLS

Misses Priscilla and Nadine Warn
er came home from Crookston Tues
day.
Miss Priscilla has just been gradu-
ated from the Bethesda hospital
where she has taken two years
course in nursing. Miss Nadine was
attending high school.
Miss Leslie closed her school in
ROLLS, District IS, Thursday.
Warren sheaf. [volume] (Warren, Marshall County, Minn.) 1880-current, 1914-06-10
GOLDEN VALLEY

Mrs. Thompson from Parkland. IS
visiting her brother Christ syblaud
of Mud Lake.
Two experts were out from Thief
River Falls last week to repair Peter
holden's gas tractor. They We're
unable to get their auto thru from
Golden Valley It seems that they
were also unable to repair the engine.
Mr.. HOLDEN pulled their auto but OF
the mud and they went back saying
they'd send out another expert.
Warren sheaf. [volume] (Warren, Marshall County, Minn.) 1880-current, 1914-06-10
Shake OFF Your Rheumatism.

Now is the time to get rid of your
rheumatism Try q twenty-five cent
bottle of Chamberlain's Liniment
and see how quickly your rheumatic
pains disappear. Sold by Ed Quist-
gard.
Warren sheaf. [volume] (Warren, Marshall County, Minn.) 1880-current, 1914-06-10

When IN Minneapolis stop at me
Beaufort Hotel near the wholesale
and retail districts, theatre and rail
way stations. Street car to any
part OF the city pass our door.
The mirror. (Stillwater, Minn.) 1894-1925, 1914-08-27
A PAIR OF LIARS

''Hoot mon, it's grand land,' said the
Scot proudly, as he showed his American
visitor the glories of the Highlands. ''And
we've an echo here that cannot be beaten. .
Suiting the action to the word, he yelled
his warcry, and exactly four minutes later
the echo returned clear as bell.
''Wal,' drawled his companion, Il
wish you were comm back over the pond
with me. In my home in the Rockies
could show you some more echo. When l
go to bed at night l just lean out of the
window and shout, ''Time to get up.
Come on, and sure, just eight hours later
that echo comes back and wakes me up.
The mirror. (Stillwater, Minn.) 1894-1925, 1914-08-27
NOT A SUIT

The wind broken nag had been curlied
and brushed until he was as glossy as silk,
in order to show him to prospective buyer
He was led out into the stable-yard, but the
customer insisted on driving him around
the block before buying. When he came
back the dealer rubbed his hands and said
"You'll never see prettier horse. Look
at that coat! See how glossy it ISL
eyes, returned the customer, watching
the horse which was breathing with effort.
II admire his coat, but 1 don like his
pants