The mirror. (Stillwater, Minn.) 1894-1925, 1914-12-17
KEENE'S KORNER
Expert Testimony
Continued from last week.

him aore He baws nut what makes bonehead play
and de next day hands him of clothes and slips
ira fifty in de pay envelope for luck, amt it?"
Righto Ignatz developed Rabbit Marsnvie
to the best shorsop of all times the greatest ball player
that spikes since the Georgian peach stepped into
the spotlight
"A grree-at general and strategst eh!'
More than that Ig; an annihator of knockers. They
roasted him FRAGILE and baked him a crisp brown in
Beantown and elsewhere until July 1914 and then they all
sat and took notice. The result? Read the Cincinnati En-
qurer Ig the best sporting sheet published east west OF
Pittsburgh Pa. He's nothing less thanking of the da
mond and he did by dnt of hard work. and not long
10000 rabid eat tentative rooers foot ball field
and cheered the mighty George T. Stalngs walked
across the gridiron.
is he like hungry Cassius Connie Mack in handn his
men?" asked gnatz. Does he put the ban beer his
ball tossers? Does he prohibit the of absnthe and vodka
like the French and Russians do when they fighting mad
You may you please when you are on George Stall
staff Ignatz but you've got to be Johnny brghteyes
the job every sunny morning bright and early with
clear eye and level head and if you're not whyGood Night
Nurse!
Do you follow me, Ignatz am alone?
Il got you, Stephen, the fost time"
Very we'll then Of course if this talk bunk, you
call it. doesn't appeal" Ignaz why it's up you call the
axcabs AS have previously mentioned and cautioned you
the brand of tobacco you smoking that 50 60 meecham
something grevious and I'm frank to admit getter
If broken down clay pipe wouldn't let tobacco like
that grow back yard And talk about sting It's got
Shakespeares how sharper than serpents tooth isl
beaten city square and mistake Wherefore g, while
discussing e little dosyncrases please have heart and
if must SMOKE substitute good cigar better grade
of tobacco Why beginning resemble those of
waleyed pikes-yes they for fact-theyre fshy
looking
"What to do, Steve, if it is wished I can't
down and write the United States Cigar Stores Co., Her
bert Shvers and tell them forward prepaid via parcel
post their earliest convenience 25 pounds of the weed that
made the bull famous. Neither toward my order for
like Of Lucky Strike P A.. (ak the man, Under
the existing circumstances Seve the ambulance chasers
Qawyer say I'm up against the real thing and be-
eve moderate smoking is harmful shall continue using
the does when may buy in tin FOIL sealed
signed and delivered Nuf said"
Some Speech Ig, and I'm for you but listen Suppose
you didn't have tobacco ALL then what? I'll bet bar of
Palm Olive you'd feel like the who had to stand in barrel
while they pressed his When anaze the subject
you really don't need tobacco ALL I've used the weed in all
forms since twenyone and made president
of First National Bank When casually notice high
owbrow college rake punking at cigarette plain plumb
smoking pipe gentleman of culture esurey fumbing
two-er" perfeco it reminds of that big chimney
the plant behng forth its obnoxious smoke and
filth. FL
never argue Ignatz with anyone pro con, but tou
the high monkeyOnk district attorney of
New York smoked cigarettes ncessanty! IT'S said his photo
graph has been exposed to the light but what he had
cigarette in his hand mouth He first stepped into the spot
light when he pckaxed his into Canfeds in
Gotham He's recently broken his pick gnat and he's dead
ISSUE and firmly believe the cotn nail" casket screw"
the instrument that curled his hair.
Pm cognzant of the fact Steve that cities unhealthy
morally and agree with you pearfecy that few home
guards and missionaries ought little Dutch Cleanser and
Sherlock Holmes sums, but what has the cities of
ouitoes mh got do with smoking? Now for instance
do you believe smoking effects the nervous system"
I've heard reaching century mark who have used
all their lives and the Indians found of the weed
and you can't phase and Indian with klaxon horn.
Smoking strong tobacco excessively and New Orleans
synonymous Ignatz but mild tobacco used moderately is
harmful mild mellow meritorious tobacco used moder
aey soothing syrup for fatgued brain. Why, Barney
Oded and Teddy Tetza harbor Havana constantly and
the emperor Germany has special cigar imported from
Cuba and s'made in America" him 81 so piece