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TaÌˆgliches Cincinnatier volksblatt. [volume] (Cincinnati [Ohio]) 1885-1919, 1914-08-01

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rem DieIs Sdnbs poIl glumen AL
pfliidea. lInb perDorben nit bieier
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nerunasn an persangene 9sitcn an
fiiritlide Soflng.r, tpie in plon. an
Di6ter unb apmpopiiten. b.ren Nas
men nie peraeiien iperben i'm Wanbel
Der 3eitsn, ipie in grtin.
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lihe gaItbduier sur Hait elm. Wir
tonnen in einfaGen 9orfpirtbshdu-
fern eintebrsn, mo mir i'm @arten in
her Qoube fiben unb bic 5iibnsr bers
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TaÌˆgliches Cincinnatier volksblatt. [volume] (Cincinnati [Ohio]) 1885-1919, 1914-08-01
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TaÌˆgliches Cincinnatier volksblatt. [volume] (Cincinnati [Ohio]) 1885-1919, 1914-08-01

uno bier berIaiien mir Den PI6ner
Gee. gSir begeben i,ns biiii;ber sum
&oitiee, po EN- ailoeres Dtotorbcoi
ms crIpartet.
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g8ir baben feline 10 srobe @aiieriIddt
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Seeroien bIiiben, 06rfer mo frei,no.
iide &anobauier 5leben IN pedieIroer
Reibe an uns noriiber unb i6uiien
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benz punberoplen 8u6enipaIb, Der
feline aronen in bem iloren Wdfer
bes 9ietfees ipissslt. 70 bab ss i9.int,
als Oh mir auf einsm jmaragberniien
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bel al ben i6onsn 9uhenpdlbern,
bic bic boIiteiniIdkn Stsn umtrdns
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ten, bab bas 2aub infolse Der fris
fhen, itaubfreisH Cuff feline friibIinsss
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lesenheit gu ben fdOniien Spu5iers
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gen 70 i'm Griinen. bab iie ME in ben
WaIb binsinsebaut ih.inen. Sebes
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jeber Sas.saeit III es ia I6Sn, bier Elm
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rsridpimm.nbsH garben serflieben.
limb 70 tSnnen mir nod piele iDl.
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bon Walente ii6er ben aeneriee fabren
nad Sietbsd, DON no mir ben ihOns
ften, intimiten, traumbafteitsn aller
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fu6en f6nnsn.
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ieinem arobb.raoslihen G6loB. Der
i60n. Sdlobaarten 1T dbnlia anss.
lest ME Der 4Dlner, audi bier eine
berrli4e ainbennllse, bic iid am llfer
binaieht nno ipunberbplle 2lusblide auf
ben Gee bictet. Infer Boot leat nm
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6einridb @os, bas NIT grinnerunesn
on ben 9i4ter gei&miidt 1T. llnO
fpsnn mir bic Stabt burdpnnbern 10
finben mir bag nit eiHer Gebenfiaf.f
bsseidnete Geburtsbaus aarl Maria
bon Webers unb bas 5ous, in benz
Graf Trisbri6 BON Stolbera le6te.
lleberall auf bieIen ssabrten iiber
bic boliteiniiG4l Gsen baden mir Gs'
lessnbeit. aussuitsieen. einen fd0nsH
Waltipasieraana AT MAIDEN, bon Ire
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TaÌˆgliches Cincinnatier volksblatt. [volume] (Cincinnati [Ohio]) 1885-1919, 1914-08-01
Ga ~ "a SasIide populdre
EHEHH 81 o nser t e !
II HnE Raamittass uHs a6snss uon
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TaIand

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Rroaomnn: e90 uHb II Borm.. /. 230. 4.
$50 7 uno o ibr 1ttrbs.
TaÌˆgliches Cincinnatier volksblatt. [volume] (Cincinnati [Ohio]) 1885-1919, 1914-08-01
Sn serfanfen--Sauier.

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TaÌˆgliches Cincinnatier volksblatt. [volume] (Cincinnati [Ohio]) 1885-1919, 1914-08-01
Die @abrbeit
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TaÌˆgliches Cincinnatier volksblatt. [volume] (Cincinnati [Ohio]) 1885-1919, 1914-08-01
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TaÌˆgliches Cincinnatier volksblatt. [volume] (Cincinnati [Ohio]) 1885-1919, 1914-08-01
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Omaha daily bee. (Omaha [Neb.]) 187?-1922, 1914-12-18
Sure. That's Us.

The esteemed Kansas City Journal In recog-
nizing Nebraska's foot bali supremacy and dep
recating the home criticism OF lack OF col
lege spirit as the chief cause OF the Kansas de-
feat, observes:
Not fewer than thousand rooters went from
Kansas TO Lincoln to boost the Kansas team, and
their support was magnificent But the Kansas
team could not have " every citizen of Kansas
had been in the bleachers and all had been yelling
themselves hoarse. The Nebraska players about
feet high. each weighed ton and they
the field like locomotives.
Sure that's us. Because height. weight and
speed count as the main factors in foot ball,
Nebraska has them. IL 1t were something else,
Nebraska would have that. II is just naturally
the Nebraska way of having the combination
needed to win. The Journal is dead right in
saying that kansas could not be expected to
win one game out OF thousand against the
Nebraska team" Such tribute ought to
deepen Nebraskans appreciation OF the foot ball
supremacy their state university has achieved.
But the Journal gets down to a more serious
side of the discussion in pointing out, for Kan
sas' sake. some of the underlying reasons for
the relative standings in the foot ball world
OF the two universities:
For anything like foot bali Nebraska university
has and always will have a great advantage over
Kansas. Al Lincoln are united all the schools
which In Kansas are located at Lawrence. Manhat-
tan, Emporis Pittsburg, Hays city and perhaps
other towns. In other words, the Nebraska man
ayers have enormous supply Of very powerful
from which 10 select players.
Granting this detracts nothing from the Ne
braska genius for supremacy, which in foot ball
as other spheres of activity, must always be, II
you are going in at ALL go in TO win. Incl
dentally, while the Capitalization policy has
worked we'll for foot ball, il has made for even
larger and better success in the more serious
purposes of the university. And by the same
token we may be sure that the more compact
the Capitalization. the more complete the vic
tory. II for nothing else but foot ball, we shall
strive to maintain the cohesion between the agri-
cultural school and the downtown campus
Omaha daily bee. (Omaha [Neb.]) 187?-1922, 1914-12-18
CASTLES IN SPAIN

How delicious it is on a cold winter
Snugiy tucked up in my own little bed
Awaiting the sound Of the alarm clock
shrill warning.
with the warm quilts drawn tightly M
round my head,
To follow the windings and intricate
OF the wonderful work Of Jack Frost
And lose myself in the marvellous trac-
And cream Of my beautiful castle in
Spain.
There's glistening ship with its sails
To carry me safely DER wide, fosmy
seas,
Tied with white cords to a glittertng pop
lar.
Which gracefully bends as though
blown by the breeze
In fancy follow the path round the
Rordered hy fields Of grasses and grain.
All sparkling with dew from heavenly
fountains
spain.
My heart swclls with pride and ] gaze
At the Iovely' enchanted Elysian fields.
With all the surroundings, which fall 20
my portion
And the pleasure and riches that own
erSnip NltluS.
Before the grand grille stop just mo-
mCnt
In anticipation. and look once again
Toward the ri steninE summit where
proudly and stately
Invitingy stands my own Castle IN
spain.
But, 10! as l look, comes a glorious gplen-
dor,
1t brightens and CLOVIS and quite daz-
zles my eyes
with the air of a lord l reach my hand
upward
To lift up the latch, but what's my sur
prise
To find it is fading just as I grasp it,
And all that | now can see on the pane
Are a few drops OF water, swift seeking
their level;
Spain.
Omaha. DAVID.
Omaha daily bee. (Omaha [Neb.]) 187?-1922, 1914-12-18
The Water Power Report.

The commission specially created for that
purpose by the last legislature has turned In
and made public report OF its Investigations
and recommendations with reference to con
serving and developing water power in Ne
braska the gst OF which is that the state
should lease such water powers private par
ties are willing to harness on terms OF strict
regulation, forfeiture and reversion, and pre-
sumably itself develop and operate such sites as
fail to tempt private capital
on the theory that greedy multmllionaire
corporations are lying in wait to snatch up Ne
braskas valuable water rights, the limitations
recommended seem to protect the public at
every exposed point The commission would
have no lease for term exceeding fifty
years. nor he held for speculation without for
relture nor be partially developed to less than
its fullest possible capacity, nor the lessees TO
exact excessive rates, nor TO discriminate be
tween patrons, to sell Nebraska current out
side own state, nor to fail to make monthly
reports with all particulars as to output. nor to
capitalize on an inflated stock and bond basis
nor to sublet to accomplish prohibited ends by
indirection.
But are the premises Of the commission cor
rect? Is it true that big capitalists with un-
limited resources are fighting for the chance to
Of these water power rights must look better
than others, but to date not single power in
stallation on large scale has been had for the
reason that the promises OF financial returns
have not been regarded as attractive enough to
warrant the necessary investment.
II the capital Is not available to build the
power plants under the existing free and easy
laws is it to be more readily attracted by put
ting up all these legislative high-board fences?
The engineering possibilities of certain Ne
braska streams are not seriously disputed. No
one denies that lot Of good water power is
running to waste in Nebraska yet TO date no
one with real money to risk has been able to
figure out how to make it pay under existing
conditions of supply and consumption. These
conditions may change-in fact must be chang
ing all the time-but whether the proposed leg
islaton would stimulate water power develop
ment rather than retard 1t, may well be open to
discussion
Omaha daily bee. (Omaha [Neb.]) 187?-1922, 1914-12-18
Traffic in Arms

New York Times: our manufacturers
OF arms may lawfully sell and export
them, subject 10 the risk of capture, to
the allies they sell and export them to
Germany and Austria. We have no con-
Germ with the fact that chiefly because of
Great Britain's command OF the sea the
allies have put themselves in the position
OF being able to prevent the importation
OF arms by Germany and Austria We
will sell freely to Germans or to Aus
TRANS. 1t is their concern. not ours, that
shipments would run the gravest risk Of
capture by British cruisers
Philadelphia Record. 4 bill has been
introduced In the house of representa-
tives making it criminal oftense to ex-
port arms. ammunition and other NUM-
lions OF war for use against any nation
with which the United States is at peace
There does seem to be an inconsistency
i'm our neutrality law which forbids the
construction and fitting out merely Of
warships for use by one beligerent
against another, this government being
friendly with both. WHY should we for
bid the supply to bcligerents of the in
strumentalities of naval warfare and per-
init the trade in materials for war on
land 10 go on unhindCred?
Chicago Herald. Senator Works has
introduced a bill prohibiting the export
of food, clothing or any commodity which
would i'm the slightest degree serve to
prolong the. European war, That u.s. be-
cause Europe sees tit to go 20 war, il is
the business Of this country to deal its
own industries a blow I'm the hope that
fnrope may thus be brought to see the
foIlg OF its proceedings Because other
nations want to fight, II IL our duty to
cut down the income OF the farmer to
render the work of the American laborer
precarious. to impose on industry bur
den as great as that which the war itself
has already imposed! We must cruelty
ourselves for the sins OF others We must
starve ourselves in the hope OF starving
others into leaving off their quarrels!
We must be willing to reproduce a part
OF the wreck of war i'm our country in
the interests Of peace elsewhere. There
is nothing to sustain the contention in
justice, morals or international law.
Omaha daily bee. (Omaha [Neb.]) 187?-1922, 1914-12-18
People and Events

At the age OF 80 in Georgia going t.
celebrate Christmas by marrying for the seventh
time Score another for force of habit
The who put Saratoga the sporting map
and lifted art 20 high plane In New York, Is no
Richard Garfield Is dead \ few years ago
the name OF this gambler notorious. and his ~e-
sorts drew rolls OF lucre from devotees game
Saratoga has been reformed. New York partly So and
Garfield the OF all flesh at g.
The esteemed Mexican exile. Victoriano Huer'a
fables from Barcelona, Spain, 10 the Philadelphia
Ledger oontradicng the report that he offered his
fortune and sword villa" The report is absurd
and the author "a viainous liar" Regarding the
warning leaders in Mexico he says Carranze is 4
tour-flusher zapata, a highwaymsn, and villa
jabird.
One hundred and fifty students have been expelled
from the high school OF Claire Wis. 10 from
the stuyvesant High school OF New York city In
both instances the students defed authority and
organised strikes against the teachers, Expulsion
became necessary last resort 10 reaffirm the
principle that the school board the pupils control
the schools.
George Hershey Is roaming around Pennsylvania
towns seeking the girl he loved lost long
ago. As incentive 10 sympathy George is putting
the story that he has his thirty years SAVINGS
more than $1,000 locked up in a trunk which he
In Paris. The touching power OF the double mis-
fortune enables George TO travel in state and got
around three square meals a day,
Omaha daily bee. (Omaha [Neb.]) 187?-1922, 1914-12-18
Politics in Nebraska

Howels Journal: Just a pointer 20
our lawmakers. Nebraska does not need
any more legal holidays. We have so
many now that no one short OF banker
can afford TO observe them all.
Plnttsmouth Journal. The proper man
for district attorney is Judge Oldham
Of Kearney. one Of the greatest lawyers
in the state. and a genuine democrat II
the position calls for an able attorney,
Judge Oldham can fill the bill.
Norfolk Press: \ north Nebraska editor
suggests Qunby for governor and why
not Omaha wants to send one Of its
mon to the executive chair and the entire
state will be- glad to help It II It puts
forth a man Of the Quinbv caliber
Bridgeport News Blade: II now ap-
pears that the republicans OF Nebraska
made a mistake when they selected Or.
A. o. Thomas of Kearney as their can
didate for state superintendent instead
Of for governor DR.. Thomas polled the
largest vote Of any candidate on the re-
publican state ticket, fact which the
republicans will do well TO remember.
Neigh Leader Members OF the legis-
lature who have visited Lincoln one and
all proclaim themselves in favor of hold
ing down appropriations. and also cur
failing the number Of employees Of tho
legislature. II Is the same song that has
been sung year after year. but here is
hoping they really mean IT this time and
will be strong enough to stand out
against the pressure that will be brought
to bear against them.
West Point Republican: Lieutenant
Governor William p. O'Neiu of Indiana
Homer L. Cook, speaker Of the house OF
the 1913 Legislature, who recently took
office as secretary Of state, and other Of
ficers and members of the patronage
committees of the 1913 Legislature were
indicted Monday night by the Mason
county grand jury. The indictments
charge that the officials signed warrants
for pay for employees in excess of the
amounts fixed by law and for more en-
ployes than provided for In the statutes
Nebraska statutes should definitely fix
the kind and number of legislative en-
ployees and, in that way the RESPONSE
bility for grating We would not seri-
ously miss few coat and hat hangers.
Omaha daily bee. (Omaha [Neb.]) 187?-1922, 1914-12-18
WhY a Coroner {

The Bee welcomes the agreement OF the
World-Herald with our procurement that the
position of coroner is useless one that should
be abolished and we hope our amiable DEM
ocratic contemporary will in time Join us in a
vigorous demand for its expungement. The
coroner's office may once have filled proper
function but II has come to be not only useless,
but veritabe graft 1t is the only office left in
the court house free to absorb without limit all
the fees II can extract while the farce of impane-
ing a coroner's jury to explain that the corpse is
dead through no ones fault would be a CHASTITY
joke except for Its seriousness. Before we get
through with this subject The Bee will give the
taxpayers some eye-opening facts from the rec
ords that will leave the lawmakers no valid ex-
cuse for keeping the coroner's office from being
inferred In the political cemetery.
Omaha daily bee. (Omaha [Neb.]) 187?-1922, 1914-12-18
SUNNY GEMS

Lady-Thc set OF teeth you made for
me is too uiC
Denust-Thats easily remedied. madam
Get into tho chair and III stretch your
mouth = hit.--BostCn Transcript
Mezie-Artie, where ore we going on
our honeymoon"
Artie-Ar5und the world. darling They
are going 60 give II in seven reels at the
corner picture show.-New York Globe
Guess we won't have much base bali
next year"
Why not"
so many PLAYERS jumping And they re
all going to ba enioincd.'
We'll. We can hear the injunction suits
argued IN court Louisville Courier
Journal
My girls father saws cant marry her
unit! I pay my debts" unused Biinks
and ] can pay MY debts until ] marry
her"
Thus ne proved the axiom OF the ire
Ledger.
wld-eyod Customer want a quar-
ter's worth Of carbolic acid
Clerk-Th,s is hardware store but
VIC hare-cr-a fine line Of ropes, revolv-
ers and razors.-Yale Record
We've been married eight years and
have never had an argument
Then you've never tried to dance any
~ wv iii'NfAl AdllNF- Win Nbhl WIG
Detroit Free Press.
You say all this is the temperate
zon"2' said Uncle Il lily Bottletop, as he
examined his nephew's gcogra ply.
Yes"
The whole Of it,"
YES "
"N ell Well, These local option ideas
are .gainn' ground quite some. aren't
they! Baltimore American.
Gabe-That is something that always
puzzled me
Stcvc-What IL?
Gabe-Why is it that when you are
riding in street car the motorman Is
content to jog along at speed Of about
-FOUR miles an hour and that when you
are chasing n car he tries T. speed IL up
to forty miles an hour7-Cincinnau En-
quir"r
What's that?" asked Mr. Cumrox, as
he looked at the notes from which his
daughter was trying to play the piano
That's music
You NAV think It's music daughter
dear. but " you could hear how it sounds
you'd realize that it's some kind OF an
optical Illusion. Washington Star
Hiram said Mrs. Corntossel, at the