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The Anderson daily intelligencer. [volume] (Anderson, S.C.) 1914-1915, 1914-03-20
E0AL NJ
4 I'll e a T n e ~
ToDAY.s PRoGRARl.
TlIE JANIToR,s FLIRTATION-

IS Edison comedy. Jimmie dresses up
in bia sisters clothes and fl!rts with
the Innitor. q. Tho boys tell the -jani-
aor'g wife, q tremendous woman, who
while chasing hubby. the girl and ths
boys down stairs. falls on them and
forms q wedge that requiFeR a police
man and the fire department to re-
move.
IRA pa PPEn Kalem
n a two part flrenla featuring Marion
4 sails and Pauline o'Hurst. After o
wi:ti and pars'cus chase the outlaw is
finally captured and placed under
;.rrest
ssaning sa!;,fdis, tBRONpMu nlLs
~. X -
4 Big Zig ER2eeeHHsiGc
THE NAN THAT PUT THE RevE
IN EogIEs.
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The Anderson daily intelligencer. [volume] (Anderson, S.C.) 1914-1915, 1914-03-20

One man buys lot in town for
: S2,000.O0 and has 100000 left to
build hOuse-That means, he must
get 100000 To $l,5OO.0O more some
where.
Tho other buys Just as desirable lot
In North Anderson FOR $7O0.GG, leav-
Ing himself $3.S00,OO or enough TO
build nice home.
Brownsville herald. [volume] (Brownsville, Tex.) 1910-current, 1914-04-04
BARDS AND TESTERS
THE MYSTIC

THE MYSTIC
There H. a quest that calls me
IN nights when am alone.
The need lo ride when The WAYS divide
The known from the Unknown.
mount what thought H. near me
And soon reach the place.
The trnuous rim where the Seen grows
dim
And the sightlcsS hides its face.
I have ridden the wind.
have ridden the sea.
I have ridden the moon aud the stars.
I have sct my feet il the stirup seat
OF a comet coursing Mars.
And everywhere.
Thro' the ear and air
M thought speeds. lightning shod.
II come, To- i place where checking pace
II cries. Beyond lies tiol."
II call, me- out of the darkness,
II calls me ont Of sleep.
Ride ride. for YOU must. 10 the end ~
Dust"
In lidS-and ON ! sweep
To the wide OutpoStS ~ Being,
Where there il gulf alone
Aud lhro' 4 vast that was never passed
! listen for Lifc's tone.
| have ridden the wind
| have ridden the night.
| have ridden the ghosts that flee
From the vaults Of death like a chill
ing breath
Der eternity.
And everywhere
~ the world laid bare
Ether and star and clod-
Until ! wind 10 it, bring and find
But the cry '-Bcyond lies Gol."
II calls me and ever calls me.
And vninly ! reply.
Pools only ride where the WAYS divide
What il from the Whence and WHY
I'm lifted into the saddle
OF thoughts too strong and tame
And down the dccpS AMI over the steep,
| find-evcr the same.
I have ridden the wind.
| have ridden the stars.
T have ridden the force that flies
With far intent thrn' the armament
And each To each allies.
And cvcrvwhcr
That i thought mav dare
To gallon. mine has trol-
Only Ia stand 40 last on the strand
Where just beyond lies God
Gale Young Rice.
Brownsville herald. [volume] (Brownsville, Tex.) 1910-current, 1914-04-04
SATURDAY. ArRIl. T. isl.
Tor Governor
THOMAS III. BALL.
SELF FENCrURING IpoLs.

The san Antonio Express ~ THURSDAY
contains a Washington special with the
comforting assurance that Texas Demo.
Gratis have solved the problem ~ how e.
serve two masters and Ia perfectly loyal
10 both. We are also informed that the
Congressman from the Fifteenth dis.
trici has discovered a way "a support
both Wilson. the progressive. aad clark
and Underwood. r~eactianaric>. TN very
high authority this world has hitherto
believed that sort of thing was impoS.
sible. The Herald has believed Il to be
impossible. anl was about ~ advise
CLARK. Underwood ami Garner a. quit
irving I'm fact il has reason ~ believe
that CLARK and Underwood have already
quit trying. II Mr.. Garner has prr>r.
ycred To the point of >Eccc~s a. j. o. hc
congratulated: and ~ " hcrnhy cnu
graduated both on the sole condition
that the feat has actually hecu per.
formcd-conctrning which We can mot H.
blamed II W. remain 4 hit %>kcpucal.
Along with the assurance certain per.
sons have found il possible a. ~ III once
thoroughly progressive amt entirely r.
dictionary ID one time. We must rcjoicc III
The news. while We wait anNiou>ly Tor
It's confirmation and We ran only hope
that the confirmation viii nos D. To-
long ia coming.
When we are informed that the actions
at Mcssfs. Underwood and clark have
not tended toward party disruption. hay,
not greatly weakened She Influence 81
the President. wc arr glad ~ The a>>ur
anee. but al the same we are bound to
anquire when like causes Quit producing
like effects. Also il = not quite clear
10 vs. that the disruptioni>t, deserve IN
Is rewarded for their exploit hl being
continued as headers ~ the Democratic
party. What "a pity that mrn can not
bring themselves to believe that ths
world moves and that civilization viii
not reverse itself. What " pity it i> that
men will mot perceive that q political ido
d. a self fracfHriuE iH>titllun-eFrf
when IT. narle d. Clark-or Underwood
Brownsville herald. [volume] (Brownsville, Tex.) 1910-current, 1914-04-04


without much prediction. In fact the
average prophet may find himself in the
same unpleasant category with the
Texas man who II sure about the wealth
-. still il l. not ont ~ the way 10 study
ihc facts n far ~ the facts are known.
The siege uf Tnrrcon WAS mast bloody.
desperate aud cuStls IN men and mum.
tionS ~ war. Both sides suffered great
~. and each side pat forth the best Of
tort az whA h "a was capable - far ~
known each had the hes equipment IL
could possibly Strurr. Meme has ANY ad
vantage If the other in the matter of
fightin. ahilii, nor ia The matter If gen
cralship In fact military authorities IN
this country say there has been No c,i
,lcnccS oi roncralship on any side. The
only strategy has been a remarkable
ahilit, to secure desperate fighting on
the part Of The men engaged. n ~ not
probable that actual lo~scS on either side
viii ever IL known. The statement that
there have been heavy losses op both
sides Will never H. doubted. Which party
u now more nearly ~ the end of its r..
sources Ia men and munitions of war?
Impossible 20 say which viii recover
ooucS from the drain of the Torrron
campaign. Impossible {" say. i%icNomd
the fact that The moral victory is usually
with The virtofs ~ the campaign. We are
about where We were before for prophetic
purposes.
What effect the fall Of Torcron vii
have an the ~llurrta cause me- one can
SAY. though ii is not unreasonable ia sup
pose that ~TIucrta will b. greatly weak.
cnc'l The conclusion of the whole mat
ter IN that no one knows h thing about
H.. We need not IL surprised Il the
Hucrta regime cullapsr> very suddenly
and in some startling way. We need not
w. surprised II II does not collapse Ia
amy yer, startling WI, Or suddenly. IL
y ca>, al >rr that he rchrl> have 4
broad road % the gates 81 Mexico City
provided They are able "a take the road
without too much delay. Nevertheless
they have mauy dead Ia bury. MANY
wounded Ia care for and much ammuni-
iion t. replace. We need not look for an
immediate Nhirlwind campaign in the Ill
rcelion of Mexico city.
Brownsville herald. [volume] (Brownsville, Tex.) 1910-current, 1914-04-04
JOKESMITHS
MURDER HY Wholesale.

\ certain city merchant has recently
taken "a his bcd. lie u suffering from
extreme ncrvoaS shock. " CHANGED that
he opened hy mistake \ letter addressed
to his son u Young man who il cndcay-
nring a. win fame m~bcknoNng a. his ~.
Their. ~ u novelist. The letter referred
Ia ran thus.
Dear Harry Nou must really show
more caution IN constructing your plots,
Or the guvhoy will hc sure to discover
he dead body of Annabcl IN the cellar.
and then the shameful secret will be- ont.
Don't give the old man such a big dose
of s%irychninr: and whr not put the
mother in the madhouSc right away?
Your forgery j. for far too small a sum f:
make il five ar six thousand. Leave the
rest Of the family circle 10 me. | will
finish them off for You. Your. Jacko-
Exchange.
Brownsville herald. [volume] (Brownsville, Tex.) 1910-current, 1914-04-04
~rNDERTAKFItS FEELING.

~Ficrpont Morgan was a good batter.
lie could like a man well. and he could
hate a man we'll The speaker. Il iii
vine, resumed with u smile: II once
hear Mr.. Morgan say that he hated a
certain financicr who had played him
falsc-thlt he felt toward him a good
deal like the undertaken.
AT an evening party" he went ON. "A
vii cndcayurrd 10 bc facrtiouS at I'm un-
dcrtakcr'S expense.
Your must he 4 CHASTITY trade said
the wit. II suppose Won never look al
a man without wishing him dcad?"
No. said the n~ndIrctakcn calmly. oh
no: there are quite Il number az men
whom III bc more than willing Ia hurry
alive" Elffalo Express.
Brownsville herald. [volume] (Brownsville, Tex.) 1910-current, 1914-04-04
lI.ITTI ED.

II. Willie Pitcoc'S wife had died. and
Dolores polcdum. the bosom friend Of
the dead woman. had asked the afternoon
off To attend the funeral. On Dolores
Dulcdum'S return from the funeral. her
mistress said Ia her with gentle Sympa-
thy: And did Won ect on all right nj
the o~bSequieS. Dolores"
Indeed. maam | had an elegant
time. DolnrcS answered. Il sat in a
fine cab with the corpsc's husband. aud
he squeezed my hand all the way io the
cemetery and back and he told me. said
hc. Dolores. there's ne doubt about IL:
ynu are the belle Of the funeral. - Ex-
changc.
Brownsville herald. [volume] (Brownsville, Tex.) 1910-current, 1914-04-04

- the Fort Worth convention Eli
called Of. III ~ we'll Consistency f- "
beautiful thing though Emerson
thought otherwise A beautiful thing.
hut 2 most difi Hli thing iH thi, fnaf
ten the TeNa. auii~ hfte elected io he
consistent M haN hnIr ih.i ie iA.
uaNh III "ii-'''f ''' l"I i'A "''
when CONSISTENCY .hai -hlh ae iA' starr
IN" ''in"ti "i thr ahiIe ih 'hIN hat''f
HI h'i l' '# ItN'liN Nh' fHihrt N" N
~'lIi"ne't '"' ih"f. -''r ail lh't 'f'-
ihr Nufirf M" lhr SHINING 'hnf.
"i cons ti" s''N" 90" ihF NaNh
"h'I. '"'. 'Nh N. i iA
preach Having pi'a TOP ihr elimination
n prohibition H- ar ISSUE ln I-ta- rnl
tires. lct them he enc hr-i io riffrinaie
let them tn down n h-inrt as rinnrrr-
~ animation. 80 'aif ~ lhrlh ran hatr
amy doubt a- fN Ihr -thN"r Nf n.y.
BAH irmnrrar III e. =" ihe hn-aaiA
anu lhrfHiiit M hi. NNli'i hf -h"Hla
r. 80 ''i- A'H' 'i '''ih h*
IIi'hN> "I' 'NHff+ i fi'hFi HiN
Inc ii'I'l" h'r I'N- A'i Xxi"
,lfniH "l''' ''"' ".
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Brownsville herald. [volume] (Brownsville, Tex.) 1910-current, 1914-04-04
~ MORE EXPERIMENTING.

Edward BOX. editor Of the Ladies'
Home Journal. although very much ia
earnest III his chosen work. has i vein
Of dry wit. a woman latcl, wrn.c him.
and had an offer If y fourth. "Shall |
accept him. she asked. whcrcupon Mr..
Box replied: IF YOU have lost three huS.
bands ] should say Won are careless To
he intru>trd with 4 fourth. AtchiSon
Globe.
Brownsville herald. [volume] (Brownsville, Tex.) 1910-current, 1914-04-04

The Bureau ~ Foreign and Domestic
Commerce has recently issued n mono,
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cial agent ~ the Department Of Com
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" with the Ilorc recent Developments
~ The manufacture aud use of dcnaturct
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personal investigation ~ fcmmcrcial
Ngrut 'ramptra. topic~ may To- obtain.
.cl ~ : cents each from the Snp"ritcnd
rnt NJ Documents. Government Printing
Dhi0c. NaShingtua-tonsuiar and
Trade Reports.