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The Redwood gazette. [volume] (Redwood Falls, Minn.) 1873-1940, 1914-03-03
THE HAPPY DRUGS

II EFT US suppose there is Devil.
| do not say there is; but sup
- pose there is, some being, a
sort of vicious god, who has grudge
against the human race, who is thor
oughly malicious, and takes delight
in running men and women, and gloats
over their physical agonies, mental
torrents, and spiritual heart breaks.
If there be such an Evil Spirit, he
no doubt considers the HABIT-FORM-
ING DRUG his bright particular
masterpiece. For such drugs have
produced more misery to the square
inch in humanity than any other
agency.
In every human being there is i'm
planted the desire for happiness. We
all went to "feel good" The normal
means for producing the sensation
of contentment consists in obeying the
laws of hygiene and of morals.
Whoever conforms to the rule of
nature as to his body, and of God as
to his mind, has inward success; that
is, he is cheerful, sound, and strong.
And now comes the Devil and says:
"You want to feel good? Why fol-
low the poky road to health? That
takes self-control and will-power. 1t
is hard. | will show you the easiest
way. Just swallow this HAPPY
DRUG"
The Happy Drugs have been known
from time immemorial The oldest is
Alcohol. 1t has got itself woven in
to the customs and the imagination
Of the people until many cannot con-
ceive of having good time without
it. 1t is the expected thing at wed
dings, wakes, and all manner of cele-
brations. In vain Intelligence has
shown that it is poison, habit-form-
ing, weakens the heart and hardens
The Redwood gazette. [volume] (Redwood Falls, Minn.) 1873-1940, 1914-03-03

"a good, clean, intelligent German
American candidate against julius
A. Schmahl is one of the sorest
needs of this campaign" says the
Dawson Sentinel. Now just where
would The Sentinel go to find good
er, cleaner, intelligenter German
American than julius himself? Mr..
Schmahl has made record and a
good one in his present Office; he
suits the state admirably so what's
the use? There are enough things
to be done in the State during the
coming campaign, without disturb
ing state officers who are attending
to the best services of the state.
Where there is broad ground for crit
icism and then only, should an ap-
peal be made for change. Change
for changes sake never helped an
individual nor an institution.
The Redwood gazette. [volume] (Redwood Falls, Minn.) 1873-1940, 1914-03-03
READING NOTICES
GUNNAR BJORNSON AND THE
GAZETTE.

THAT THE Wabasso Standard
does not approve of The Ga
zette's political attitude is
quite evident from the following ex-
tract from its last issue
"The Redwood Gazette shows it's
appreciation Of Gunnar Bjornson's
editorial writings by occasional quo
tations, but it exercises strict cen
sorship which prevents Bjornson's
political views from getting to Ga
zette readers, although its columns
are freely open to political comments
from other sources. The Gazette
even intimates that Bjornson should
not NEEDLE with political conferen-
ces."
We believe if the editor of the
Standard were to go through the files
of the Gazette for the past year, read
the editorial page, including the Cos
sip of The Press column, and note
carefully the number and nature of
the quotations from the Minnesota
Mascot, Mr.. Bjornson's paper, he
would find that the censorship had
been anything but severe. We have
endeavored to give our readers the
best of the very good material, Mr..
Bjornson gives his readers, and have
openly and often admitted our adj
miration of Mr.. Bjornson's intellect
and our allegiance to his teachings.
The Standard perhaps failed to
note the editorial in our last issue
which was an extract of Mr.. Bjorn-
sons editorial on the Gubernatorial
Conference. In this issue is letter
from Mr.. Bjornson to the people of
the State setting forth the aims of
this conference. Perhaps these things
indicate, to paper of the Standard
peculiar viewpoint, that we are not
giving this Progressive conference
the same publicity we give other po-
litical matter. (By the way, this
same article was in type before the
copy of the Standard was received
and was not inspired by its harsch
(?) and cruel CD criticism.)
The Redwood gazette. [volume] (Redwood Falls, Minn.) 1873-1940, 1914-03-03

The innocent little paragraph writ
ten by us some issues ago stating
that we hoped Mr.. Bjornson's new
political duties would not take time
from his editorial work, as in our
opinion "that dope of Gunnar's ac-
complishes more than any number of
political conferences" also seems to
have raised the ire of the Standard.
This paragraph was inspired by a
genuine hope that Mr.. Bjornson
would still find time to continue his
editorial page, and an honest belief
in the great Importance of these very
excellent writings being continued.
1t was not that we love Gunnar
political less but that we love Gun
nar-editorial more.
The Gazette is conservative, politi-
cally as in other things. Above all
it is independent. We aim to give
our readers the news, political as
well as all other. When we feel
sure the man brought forth by the
conference as gubernatorial timber
is the best for the good of the great
est number, we will support him
valiantly In the meantime our read
ers may rest assured they are get
ting the really important news OF
the Progressives as they are OF the
Republicans and Democrats. We &C
knowledge no dictation. Our opinions
are absolutely cur own.
Can the Standard say the same?
The Redwood gazette. [volume] (Redwood Falls, Minn.) 1873-1940, 1914-03-03

detriment to the development of the
north end.-Hill City News.
If the Democrats Of congress do
not exercise better foresight and judg-
ment upon the question of woman
suffrage than they have so far shown
they will miss great opportunity to
assert leadership in cause second
to none in justice and in the promo
ton of equal rights and which is as
sure of triumph as are the coming
of the eternal years.-Albert Lea
Standard.
At the annual meeting and tourna-
ment of the National Ski association,
held last week at Virginia, J. A. o.
Preus spoke as the personal repre-
sentative of Governor Eberhart. Now,
j. A. o. Preus is the present insur-
ance commissioner of the State of
Minnesota. He is also a candidate
for the Republican nomination for
state auditor, opposing Henry Rines
Of Mora. 1t has been alleged that he
is the machine candidate running
mate, so to speak, of Governor Eber-
hart. He is now, and has been pop
ular candidate, and his nomination
was practically assured. Taking this
all for granted, didn't he make mis-
take when he appeared as the ac-
The Redwood gazette. [volume] (Redwood Falls, Minn.) 1873-1940, 1914-03-03

the arteries. what the hell do we
care?"
A man requested permission the
other day to visit the Tombs prison
in New York. Upon searching him
the officer found some envelopes con-
tanning the drug heroin. In these en-
velopes were notes addressed to var
ious inmates. One of them read:
Dear Mac-A little Happy Dust.
Regards to Jim and all the boys"
Heron, drug allied to morphine
but deadlier and cheaper than either
that or cocaine, is the latest dope
of the slums, the latest invention OF
the able and efficient Mr.. Devil.
There may be people who do not
believe in He'll, but they are not found
among the Happy Drug users. THEY
KNOW THERE is A HE'LL. THEY
LIVE IN 1T.
FRANK CRANE.
The Redwood gazette. [volume] (Redwood Falls, Minn.) 1873-1940, 1914-03-03

credited representative of Governor
Eberhart-the machine candidate for
governor Let Echo answer!-Deer-
wood Times.
A certain editor in Meeker county
was appointed secretary of the state
game and fish commission and ever
since he assumed his duties last fall
his editorial columns are filled with
praise for the commission. AS it is
one of the lamest departments in the
capital it is badly in need of the
bought support it gets.-Roseau Re-
gion.
When you hear a man sneering at
the local paper, you can safely bet
he doesn't spend his time making it
better. They who don't see a benefit
arising to town from its newspaper
haven't as much sense as a cove
oyster, and are of about as much val
ue to town as n-year-old delin-
quent.-Danube Review.
James A. Larson, assistant secre-
tary of state, has gone down into the
second district with the avowed pur-
pose of looking into the congressional
situation. Mr.. Larson talked Of run
Continued on Page Three)
The Redwood gazette. [volume] (Redwood Falls, Minn.) 1873-1940, 1914-03-03

With Jim Hill planning on three
million dollar and half Office building
in st. Paul-to be erected the COM
ing summer-it doesn't look as if the
Northwest was having hard times
Ada Herald.
That awful Ed. Smith seems to be
under fire all long the line. But it
does not seem to bother him and he
isn't making much noise. When the
other fellows get through telling what
they are going to do with his machine
he'll quietly dump the whole outfit
into that very machine and make
sausage meat of them.-Madison
Press.
Frank Ellsworth, of Mankato was
in Winnebago few hours between
trains, Thursday In matters poll
tical Mr.. Ellsworth was as coy as a
gentle maiden Of sweet sixteen in
talking about her love affairs. How
ever, the Press-News man learned
this much, namely, that candidates
for Congress in the Second district
are all waiting to see which way the
cat jumps. If Hammond listens to
the voice of Delilah, and leads the
Democratic grand march for Gov
ernor, then a crop of candidates in
the Second district will spring up as
if by magic Otherwise, as Mr.. Els
worth interprets the handwriting on
the wall, there will be haunting
fear in the breasts of the patriots
that the Ides of November will find
them all outside the breast-works
(save Hammond) if they take a
plunge in the political waters.-Win-
nebago Press News.
The solution of the elimination con-
vention will be for each of the can
didates to abide by the action Of the
convention and withdraw if they are
not indorsed. 1t follows that they
have the privilege of getting as many
delegates favorable to them as they
can, as was the time honored custom
in regular state conventions. The dan
ger lies in the ability of the machine
organization to get enough delegates
to nominate a candidate who will be
less acceptable than Eberhart.-Buf-
falo Journal.
Wonder how Tom eastman of Owa-
tonna and some of those who are
loud in their praise of the distance
tariff law would feel toward Toms
pet measure if they lived in this neck
O. the woods and had bunch of ties,
pulpwood, tagging or cordwood to
market From here the law looks as
if it were sadly in need of repairs.
It has boosted the transportation
charges on these items within the
state until they are fairly prohibi-
tive. For instance, there are vast
quantities Of fuel wood here, other
places need this fuel but cost of
transportation il so much that the
wood cannot be retailed at reason
able figure
The distance tariff law may be .
good thing for the shippers IN the
southern part Of the state, but it is .
The Redwood gazette. [volume] (Redwood Falls, Minn.) 1873-1940, 1914-03-03
ADVERTISING RATE CARD

Display per Inch Column Measure
Space less than 10 inches. IL to 15c
Space over that amount. 49,. loo
Ads from Electros, special discount.
Other than ordinary display, addition
al charge for extra composition.
Reasonable discount to large yearly
contractors.
READING NOTICES
Local advertising, per line. ...... &c
All church notices and entertainments
where an admission is charged will
be classed as local advertising.
Church notices and lodge announce
ments PERTAINING to services and
meetings will be donated.
The Redwood gazette. [volume] (Redwood Falls, Minn.) 1873-1940, 1914-03-03

Dan Lawler got miffed because he
wasn't especially invited to the DEM
ocratic get-together. Then, to show
how little important-to him-this
meeting really was he said to the
press, "Just say that / laughed
heartily" Hasn't that fight-lovin'
son of Cork ever heard that he laughs
best who laughs last?
The Redwood gazette. [volume] (Redwood Falls, Minn.) 1873-1940, 1914-03-03

Jacob Neuenburg has announced
his candidacy for the County Treas
urership. Mr.. Neuenburg has the
good will of the majority of his coun-
tymen viii prove rival worthy of
anyone's steel.
The Redwood gazette. [volume] (Redwood Falls, Minn.) 1873-1940, 1914-03-03

The I-am-better- edited than
thou Tribune comes out with bold
headline stating dozen States in
Grip of Storm, Three Dead. The
mortality of states is steadily on the
increase.
The Redwood gazette. [volume] (Redwood Falls, Minn.) 1873-1940, 1914-03-03

And now a Minneapolis buglar has
carried off sewing machine. Some
day some brazen "bo" will tempt that
police force of Minneapolis too far
and a capture will. be the result.
That will furnish Henry Day new
food for thought.
The Redwood gazette. [volume] (Redwood Falls, Minn.) 1873-1940, 1914-03-03

The last cigar IN the box Of any
brand win be given free at Lauter-
bach Bros. 30-2t
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CONTINUED on Page Three)
The Redwood gazette. [volume] (Redwood Falls, Minn.) 1873-1940, 1914-03-03
GOSSIP OF THE PRESS

With Jim Hill planning on three
million dollar and half Office building
in st. Paul-to be erected the COM
ing summer-it doesn't look as if the
Northwest was having hard times
Ada Herald.
The evening herald. [volume] (Albuquerque, New Mexico) 1914-1922, 1914-06-06
MAKING READY FOR
COMING Of NEW
AUTO ENGINE
Lieutenant Tom Walsh Brok-
en- in as Driver George Hot
finger Makes Him a Phi. D.
in Practical Course.

In bteiarafion FOR the coming Of
the new automobile IRE engine. Lieu
tshair Thomas D. Walsh. OF the high
land IRE company Is being Introduced
the mysteries Of chnuhing He viii
drive the Highland motor.
Upder the guidance 81 George Hut
finger, driver az the Central station,
Lieutenant Walsh has been practiG-
ing ON the auto engine OF tho Central
company for several days He has
become efficient as a driver and h.
almost as familiar with the "innards
Of the machine as Hottingcr himself
There Is particular point a. Walsu's
learning on the Old motor. because
that Is probably the one he viii drive.
y i expected hat the new engine via
u assigned 10 h Central station. and
the old one will be sent d the nan
lands. where less service Is demand
ed. The new machine Is expected
here IN july, n will probably coue
the latter part Of The month.
On Thursday Hottinger drilled
Walsh in cutting u shaving
traflc, backing up and other me
points OF fire department chauhihe
As "a test II was highly successful Dut
u drove nine delivery waeon drivers
la drink and sent "a farmer to neu
with an attack Of nervous gratitude.
But. as has been remarked. b was
q successful test. aud Walsh emcrB-
ed from b. with the degree Of Pm. 30.
phuli- %phlcdgCd driver.
The evening herald. [volume] (Albuquerque, New Mexico) 1914-1922, 1914-06-06
OLD COMRAOE PAYS
VISIT TO FIRE
CHIEF klein
Captain Schaefer Commands
House in st. Louis of Which
New Local Firehouse Is an
Exact Duplicate.

capt August G. S%cnaefcr OF the 81.
Louis fire department Vas the guest
Of his old comrade, Fire chief Klein,
Tor "a short time today The captain
Was 10 passenger board The Califur-
MIA limited on his way "a he coast
on q vacation trip, A. soon az tno
wheels Of the train stopped turning.
Captain Schaefer made q o%celine tor
"a telephone and called up the chicf.
There Was "a glad reunion that va.
grnmmed tuli Of reminiscence until
the train started on thirty minutes
later.
Captain Schaefer and Chici Kiien
we're members 81 engine company 80.
g, together whom the chief was a ~
Louis hrenghter
Captain Schaefer IN now the head
Of engine house No. 81 Of the -.
Louis department That engine HOUSE
furnished the model for the nrehouso
In the new city hall buildiuE. The
Albuqueraus house b. an exact dunii-
cate uf engine house No. 90.
The evening herald. [volume] (Albuquerque, New Mexico) 1914-1922, 1914-06-06

in the city today. accOmpanying mem
beers OF his family here on their way
10 southern New Mexico for a visit
re win return to santa Pc tomorrow
Miss Vita Pinu-y. a teacher in the
public schools. icit today tor Los An
geics to spend her vacation.
An Royal Neghbors are requcsted
To meet with the 81. W. Of A. at /. o.
o. r hall sunday morning at io;2o
sharp. ia go in ID 1ody TO the Cungre-
gational church ior memorial service.
Ey order OF the oracle.
Mr.. ana airs Max Nordhaus -
West Copper avenue. who have been
in the east for several weeks, return
ed home to-day. MIR. Nordhaus
stopped on Tor 20 orief stay at tho
Las Vegas house OF the Charles llfeld
company
Hugh Williams of the state corpor-
alton commission vas la The city tins
morning, returning TO santa Fe from
Deming where hc has been to attend
the funeral of captain Tom Hudson,
one of the pioneers OF Luna county
and a relative % Mr.. Williams.
The WOmana Missionary society Of
the Central Avenue Methodist church
Will give their REGULAR monthly work
social a. the home OF Mrs. Il. H.
Cheney. goo North HilI street. Tues
day afternoon. June sth, from 3 TO 9
o'clock. Come prepared 10 sew for
the bazaar which will be given by
the society this fall.
Frank A. Hubhell left this morning
for Magdalena where he will super
intend the loading OF the big wool clip
from the Hubbcll ranches ia socorrO
and Valencia counties. nov arriving
az Magdalena. Mr.. Huobeil has con-
sisned his wool this year to eastern
parties,
Ed Hugh lee Of Raleigh, North
Carolina, who with ms family has
spent the winter In albuquerque. WA
leave tomorrow for Denver where ne
will remain indefinitely. Mr.. Lee has.
made many frends during his stay
The evening herald. [volume] (Albuquerque, New Mexico) 1914-1922, 1914-06-06
ABOUT PEOPLE
YOU KNOW

Fees Candy store-Deliclous Rasp-
berry ice cream today.
For baggage transfer. phone 40f.
Or. William 70. Locketi of Carthage,
y. NJ, h a visitor ia Albuquerque Soc
day.
NJ W. Flournoy lett today for san
Francisco on the California limited ~
8 business trip.
W. H. Hahn arrived this morning
from California and will visit Mr. and
Mrs. W " strong for a few days.
Dr.. Frank T.. TUT returned this
morning from "a professional trip u
Gallup.
For special messengers. phone i0t.
Mrs. Harry Mitchner who has been
visiting her parents, Ms HRd Mira }.
l. Saint for several days, lett tor hrr
home in Denver this mornlng.
Walter Coddington OF Oanado, Ari-
zona. n In the city Go visit his mother.
Mrs. A. N. Coddington, and sister.
Mrs g. = Rodey.
Mr. and Mrs. :. T. Busser OF the
Santa Re reading rooms service wera
In the city over night on their way
west.
r. Garcia, a Mexican bridge eang
man employed by the santa Fe WAS
brought in from Needles this morning
with a broken leg. He was takon %
the coast lines hospital.
Captain Fred Fornom Of Santa Pc is
The evening herald. [volume] (Albuquerque, New Mexico) 1914-1922, 1914-06-06

here while his son has fully recovered
hit health.
All members of Albuquerque Lodro
No. T. W0udmen ~ the World. Cjt-
tonwond Grove No. Q. and visiting
members 81 the " orders are re-
quested TO report on the third moor
~ the Elks' building rot later than
2 o'clock tomorrow afternoon 40 at
tend the Woodmcn's memorial set-
vice. The general public b. invited O"
attend tho services.
Thomas j. Passmorc, sr., received
word this morning OF the death OF
his father. James Pnssmorc, az ihe
family home IN Saginaw. Mlchisan.
Death. was not unexpected, a. Mr..
Passmore had reached - years ana
passed away ~ the result Of disn bii-
tiles ~ old age. lie leaves n family
OF seven children, four sons and three
daughters. and several grand chiii-
rem, all Of whom are living al Sagi-
nav except Mr.. r y. pussmore ana
Charles Passmore OF Pecos. Texas.
The evening herald. [volume] (Albuquerque, New Mexico) 1914-1922, 1914-06-06
MORRIS WAVES
HEARING ON HIS
SECOND ARRANGEMENT

District Attorney Manuel q. Wall
returned last evening from Gallup. 60
where he Ven 10 represent the state
al the preliminary hearing OF W. "A.
Morris, accused Of a%ssaulting schsol
superintendent Bishop. Thursday.
Morris waived examination. II was
his second ~arraignmeut before the
Justice OF the peace, having secured
his freedom under a writ Of habeas
corpus after the first hearing because
Of a technical defect In the com
plant.
Morris Was put under $500 bond
for his appearance before the grand
jury and released ON his " recog-
nizancc.
The evening herald. [volume] (Albuquerque, New Mexico) 1914-1922, 1914-06-06
CLUB IS
TO ELECT r NEW
DIRECTORS NEXT WEEK

Next Thursday night the CONNER
clal club win hold a general election
for the selection 81 three members
90 the hoard 81 directors. The retir-
The evening herald. [volume] (Albuquerque, New Mexico) 1914-1922, 1914-06-06

To feel strong. have good appetite
and dissection, sleep soundly and enjoy
life. use Burdock Blood Bitten. the
family system tonic. Price. $500.
The evening herald. [volume] (Albuquerque, New Mexico) 1914-1922, 1914-06-06

Mr.. Passmore viii not attend the
funeral. His place Of business viii
be closed until Tuesday afternoon Il
e:3O.
The evening herald. [volume] (Albuquerque, New Mexico) 1914-1922, 1914-06-06

a nice piece 81 roast pix II wait
INK for you at the club bar tonight.
LOT HOIZ. Proprietor
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Saddles and Harness at go per cent
discount until June goth. Hauser's,
ne w. Copper.
The evening herald. [volume] (Albuquerque, New Mexico) 1914-1922, 1914-06-06

Phone ;, Red Barn, al w. Copper,
for hrst-class hacks and carriages.
W. L. Trimble a Co.
The evening herald. [volume] (Albuquerque, New Mexico) 1914-1922, 1914-06-06

WATER TAX DIE AND PAYA-
BILE AT OFFICE 90 WATER co.
li6 3 SECOND
The evening herald. [volume] (Albuquerque, New Mexico) 1914-1922, 1914-06-06

ing directors are Vice President John
Lee Clarke, Simon Stern ana u. a.
Macpherson II is not customary 10
elect directors to succeed themselves.
There IL a possibility that the di-
fectors viii meet Immediately after
the election and name officers. Pres
ident vice president and secretary
are 10 be named FOR the ensuing
year II not held Thursday night the
The evening herald. [volume] (Albuquerque, New Mexico) 1914-1922, 1914-06-06
ELKs WILL OBSERVE
ANNUAL FLAG A

The EiSs annual FLAX day exer-
cises are 20 DE held sunday evening.
june IAN a. the Elks' opera hous-.
hishop o. a. HOwden will give the
address and there IL 10 be- an excel
lent musical program 10y Mrs Winn.
and a local quartet. The public HnU
all patriotic orders Of the city are
cordially invited "a attend. as we'll as
an memhers Of the Elks.