The Nezperce herald. (Nezperce, Idaho) 1900-1957, 1914-07-09

y SohtchsS @tu @uONE &Ats sep kncs'
&c disease bearing insects away from
a the baby and its food.
L That the candidate who will come
= out fas-footed and open and above
board and declare bis stand on any
public question lie the fellow who de-
serves the SUFFRAGE of the people,
providing he is known to be sincere
J and is otherwise fitted for the posi-
. ton. God and real men despise a
pretendeg or policy jigger.
That If you have not recently visit
ed the Nezperce cemetery ii will cor
vince you that there have been some
live ones circulating around the
resting place of the dead and have
made many commendable improve
ments. thereby also identifying the
city of the dead.
That frequent complaint is made
that the local grocery stores do not
keep stocked up on fresh vegetables,
and we are inclined to think there is
something in il; but, by the way,
why don't everybody raise their own
vegetables, get out early in the
morning. hoe and be healthy.
That there is considerable talk of
having county fair this fall and
allow the school children of the en-
tire county participate in furnishing
a share of the exhibits. County {
Miss Martin can ex-
plain the plan that will be adopted 1
by other countries. and Why not
Lewis couniy7 9
That trying to win girls love 4
by taking her aunt out buggy riding :
IS like an attempt to do business Z
without advertising. The aunt en- 7
oys the buggy ride. but it doesn't Z
lelp your cause with the girl. The \
merchant who wants 10 win the home q
'olks' trade viii vim if he plugs per- {
through the columns Of the 4
home paper. =
That here is problem from an e
Exchange that has kept the Herald !
ievii burning midnight oil for 70, q
hese last few nights, and he has al !
most given up in despair: q
1.-TWO depots are just ten miles :
part. A freight train standing on a
he track has one mile of cars; the 7
aboose is at the depot. A man gets 81
n the caboose and the train starts &
Dr. the next station ten miles away. =
he man gets on top of the cars and
-alkes from the caboose to the en-
inc which is one mile away while
ain is moving. When the engine
caches the depot, the man gets off.
he question is: Has he ridden
ne or ten miles7 No part of the
ain moved more than nine miles,
i he got on at one depot and got
at the other, and they are ten
lies apart. Can man ride and
Xix at the same time or was he
ling when he walked the one
le7"
That a green young man from the
ar-by sands walked into Lewis
! clothing store recently. he vas
quest of suit OF clothes. Max
!, bis wants known to the clerk the
ter brought down several suits and
visitor Immediately proceeded to
them on.
The customer did not like any of
suits and the clerk saw be had
d man to satisfy. Going to the
r Of the store he brought ,out an
er suit, saying to his prospective
toner:
Here is a suit that Mr.. - the
.lthy banker returned this morn
; he liked II very much, but II
too broad across the shoulders
him, 50 he sent it back"
he youth put the coat on and felt
,cket book In the right-hand pock-
Without saying word about
purse closed the deal and fed to
ne Clearwater river bank and
ID that the purse contained lot
brown paper. And this
lily another instance where we
tails are prone to get rich quick,
,et something for nothing -meb-