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Lincoln County leader. [volume] (Toledo, Lincoln County, Or.) 1893-1987, 1914-10-30
Why Worry Over Fate7

We cannot escape fate. Even II
we are allowed TO lead a useful life
after forty, and escape chloroform
at sixty. we must still face the fact
that we have little chance OF round.
Ing up with the 10 per cent OF hu.
mankind that is free from tubercu.
losis. And the scientific dictum ia
old that nobody is perfectly sane.
The pathetic part Of the matter is
that 30 many people go on living in
disgraceful ignorance OF the tragedy
OF their existence. even making merry
withal.
Lincoln County leader. [volume] (Toledo, Lincoln County, Or.) 1893-1987, 1914-10-30
An Extremist,

I'm afraid" said Mr.. Chuggins,
that a man can be oyor.conscientious
about running motor car"
Have you been that way"
Yes, | grew SO interested in slow.
ing down to avoid violating the speed
limit that "A policeman had to threaten
TO arrest me for standing too long In
one place. Washington Star.
Lincoln County leader. [volume] (Toledo, Lincoln County, Or.) 1893-1987, 1914-10-30
Apprehension,

Your constituents will gather at the
station to meet you when you get
home," said the visitor.
Il suppose So" replied Senator Sor.
ghum, gloomily. will there be a re-
ception committee or do they intend to
assemble as mob ?"-Boston Evening
Transcript.
Lincoln County leader. [volume] (Toledo, Lincoln County, Or.) 1893-1987, 1914-10-30
lnsultino,

The Delegate-I tell you, sir, that
the root of trouble of the educational
system Of this nation is the teacher.
The Listener-But, say, amt you a
teacher yourself?
The Delegate 0ndignantly)-A teach
er sir! Certainly not. I'm an edu
cator!-Cleveland Plain Dealer
Lincoln County leader. [volume] (Toledo, Lincoln County, Or.) 1893-1987, 1914-10-30
Approaching Danger.

Professors In a Massachusetts col.
lege are planning ways and means for
pacifying their German colleague upon
his return from Dresden. What ever
will the village do with a German con.
tact mine floating round on its usually
glossy surface?" the professors are
asking. I'VE don't want him explod-
ing on the sidewalk. k."-Communicated
Lincoln County leader. [volume] (Toledo, Lincoln County, Or.) 1893-1987, 1914-10-30
Explaining an Anclen. EpIsode.

George Washington did not hesi
tate to tell the true story or how the
cherry tree got chopped"
Yes" replied the man who had tes.
titled in an investigation. George was
pretty smart. He knew how to get i'm.
munity."
Lincoln County leader. [volume] (Toledo, Lincoln County, Or.) 1893-1987, 1914-10-30
Don't Worry, Przemysl ls Plain
Pzhem'isl,

Przemysl. which the Russians are
attacking, according to Lippincott's
Gazetteer, the New International En-.
cyclopedia and the Standard diction.
ary, is pronounced Pzhem'isl.
The q" as is general with Slavic
languages, is pronounced "zh," and
the "r" Is elided by, the natural pro.
cess OF rapid enunciation and the ten.
dency to render the consonantal com.
binations easier to pronounce.
Lincoln County leader. [volume] (Toledo, Lincoln County, Or.) 1893-1987, 1914-10-30
Seeking Contrast.

rs that country place cooler than
the city,"
Il don't know. go there for the
sake of the railroad trip. After an
hour or SO on the cars any place seems
COOL
Lincoln County leader. [volume] (Toledo, Lincoln County, Or.) 1893-1987, 1914-10-30
Not Getting Next.

Don't you enjoy getting next to
nature!"
only in general way" replied Mr..
Growcher when some OF the details
OF nature loom up. such as a wasp or
hornet. ! want to keep my distance"
Lincoln County leader. [volume] (Toledo, Lincoln County, Or.) 1893-1987, 1914-10-30

could not stand on
my feet. My sister
in-law wished me to
try Lydia E. Pink
hams Vegetable
Compound and my
nerves became firm,
appetite good, step
elastic, and / lost
that weak, tired
feeling. That was
six years ago and l
have had three fine
Lincoln County leader. [volume] (Toledo, Lincoln County, Or.) 1893-1987, 1914-10-30

is 1t hard to learn the use OF a tele.
scope?" asked the student.
Not very" replied the candid pro
fessor. THE hardest thing about as.
tronomy is guessing what something
Is after you manage to see H."
Lincoln County leader. [volume] (Toledo, Lincoln County, Or.) 1893-1987, 1914-10-30
lmpractlcal Advice.

Il should advise you TO gamble
rather than write" said the man Of
conspicuous opinions.
YES" replied Mr. Penwiggle; but
a gambler has to have money to start
with. h."-Washlngton Post.
Lincoln County leader. [volume] (Toledo, Lincoln County, Or.) 1893-1987, 1914-10-30
The Limit.

Isn't It awful the way all the food.
stun is going up?"
Yes; as passed through the
kitchen just now. noticed that even
the bread is rising"
Lincoln County leader. [volume] (Toledo, Lincoln County, Or.) 1893-1987, 1914-10-30
From the Readers.

Prospective Subscriber Tin Office of
the Wyoming Weekly Whoop) Don't
you have any clubbing propositions?
Editor and Proprietor-Oh. once in u
while, but horse whipping and shoot
ing propositions seem to be the favor.
ties around here!-Puck.
Lincoln County leader. [volume] (Toledo, Lincoln County, Or.) 1893-1987, 1914-10-30
No Need TO Move,

Going to spend the summer at q
watering placer" inquired the first
New York broker.
You might call It that" answered
the other one. I'm going to stay right
here on the stock exchange"
Lincoln County leader. [volume] (Toledo, Lincoln County, Or.) 1893-1987, 1914-10-30
Heard on a Piazza.

She Throwing down magazine)-
Goodness! The end OF that story posi-.
lively startled me.
He-You shouldn't Jump at conclu.
sions.-Boston Evening Transcript.
Lincoln County leader. [volume] (Toledo, Lincoln County, Or.) 1893-1987, 1914-10-30

Patrice i see when the straw
hat first appeared. in 1884. it was
worn exclusively by women.
Gertrude-Now when father gets
through with it, mother can put n
feather and some flowers on 1t and
claim It for her own.
Lincoln County leader. [volume] (Toledo, Lincoln County, Or.) 1893-1987, 1914-10-30
Mot co Bad

Il hear that Bobby Bings is accused
Of being bibulous."
Nothing OF the sort. The only
thing about Bobby is that he will per.
sist In going on jags"
Lincoln County leader. [volume] (Toledo, Lincoln County, Or.) 1893-1987, 1914-10-30
In 1915.

Guest (glancing over menu)-What's
the best word today, old man?
Waiter Whispering )-Beefsteak
Guest-Why. It isn't on the card.
Waiter-Sh! You know. it's the
closed season yet. sir!-Puck.
Lincoln County leader. [volume] (Toledo, Lincoln County, Or.) 1893-1987, 1914-10-30
ChanqefuI Requirements

Don't you dancer"
No" replied Miss Cayenne. 81
used to two weeks ago. But haven't
had time to learn the really fashion.
able steps"
Lincoln County leader. [volume] (Toledo, Lincoln County, Or.) 1893-1987, 1914-10-30
Anybody can dye successfully
with Putnam Fadeless Dyes.
Grouchy.

"I understand Paris dressmakers
are going to copyright their gowns"
Nonsense" exclaimed Mr. Grow.
cher. "As fashions are going, there
won't be enough OF them 10 make
room for a copyright notice. Wash.
ington Star
Lincoln County leader. [volume] (Toledo, Lincoln County, Or.) 1893-1987, 1914-10-30

why do you weep? Is your dress
out of style?"
Worse than that. My husband has
decided that we will have to 90
through the season with n 1913 air.
ship"
Lincoln County leader. [volume] (Toledo, Lincoln County, Or.) 1893-1987, 1914-10-30
Out OF His Line.

Ambulance 0hicer-You saw that
man in front OF your car Why didn't
you signal?
Amateur Golf Champion did. I
yelled "Fore!" as loud as I could
Puck.
Lincoln County leader. [volume] (Toledo, Lincoln County, Or.) 1893-1987, 1914-10-30
No Dancer.

Il wonder II the Babbleys run any
risk OF ostracism II they go to that
fashionable resort7"
"oh, no; they've all been vac
clnated."
Lincoln County leader. [volume] (Toledo, Lincoln County, Or.) 1893-1987, 1914-10-30
Naturally.

How big did you say that rattle.
snake was?"
Il said II was four feet long. But
a snake is like FISH. It shrinks aft.
er capture"
Lincoln County leader. [volume] (Toledo, Lincoln County, Or.) 1893-1987, 1914-10-30

when Miss Mayme spoke thought
she had n catch In her voice"
well. maybe she had been fishing
for q compliment"
Lincoln County leader. [volume] (Toledo, Lincoln County, Or.) 1893-1987, 1914-10-30
The Ample Suppjy.

When we 90 to the theater my
wife gets breathless at the thrilling
parts"
THAT oughtn't to worry you. Yours
Ia strong enough for both"
Lincoln County leader. [volume] (Toledo, Lincoln County, Or.) 1893-1987, 1914-10-30
Close Quarters.

Normandie-Can you dress within
your income?
Bartram-Yes, but It's like dressing:
In an upper berth. - Pennsylvania
Punch Bowl
Lincoln County leader. [volume] (Toledo, Lincoln County, Or.) 1893-1987, 1914-10-30
Naughty Man!

An ornery pup is lgnatz Grand.
His conduct is distressing:
He went into the kitchen and
He watched the salad dressing.
Cincinnati Enquirer.
He rambles through the house at will
And no ones pardon begs.
He went into the dining room
And saw the tables legs.
Temple Telegram.
lie prowled around the pantry with
A most offensive air;
And fingered long, immodestly,
Where all the shelves were bare.
Lincoln County leader. [volume] (Toledo, Lincoln County, Or.) 1893-1987, 1914-10-30
DENTAL HEADQUARTERS
FOR OUT-Of-TOWN PEOPLE

People from all parts of
Oregon and Washing
ton constantly visit our
office for dental treat
nent. Our skill is ac-
Nnowledged. and our
)romptness in finish
ng work in one day
when required is appre-
lated by out-of-town
Jatrons.
DIR. Wise Is = false
Doth expert. There is
ALWAYS ONE BEST"
in every calling. and
Dr.. Wise lays claim TO
his distinction in Ore
Zon. n Years experience.
What we can't guar
antaa Wa bnnst do
Lincoln County leader. [volume] (Toledo, Lincoln County, Or.) 1893-1987, 1914-10-30

YOUR OWN DRUGGIST WILL TELL You
Try Murine Eye Remedy for Red, Weak, watsrt
Eyes and Granulated Eyelids; No smsrtinE-
Just. Eye Comfort. Write for Book OF the Eye
by mail Free. Murine Eye Remedy Co, Chicago.
Lincoln County leader. [volume] (Toledo, Lincoln County, Or.) 1893-1987, 1914-10-30

Sore Eyes, Granulated Eyelids and stie.
promptly healed with Roman Eye Bal.
tam. Adv.
Lincoln County leader. [volume] (Toledo, Lincoln County, Or.) 1893-1987, 1914-10-30
NEW HOTEL HOUSTON

Dave Houston, Prop. II. B. Thorsnes. Mgr.
Thoroughly modern. lol Rooms Of comfort. Mod
crate Prices. Three minutes walk from Union
Lincoln County leader. [volume] (Toledo, Lincoln County, Or.) 1893-1987, 1914-10-30

DR.. Peery's Nermfuge Dead shot" kills
and eIpels Worms In very few hourA
Adv.
Lincoln County leader. [volume] (Toledo, Lincoln County, Or.) 1893-1987, 1914-10-30
WAS MISERABLE
COULDN'T STAND
Testifies She Was Restored
to Health by Lydia E.
Pinkham's Vegetable
Compound.
Compound.

Lackawanna, N. Y.-"After my first
child was born felt very miserable and
Lincoln County leader. [volume] (Toledo, Lincoln County, Or.) 1893-1987, 1914-10-30

WHEN writing to advertisers. please msn-
w tion this paper.
Lincoln County leader. [volume] (Toledo, Lincoln County, Or.) 1893-1987, 1914-10-30

Just tell them that you saw me, but
you didn't see my bayonet saw.-From
war correspondents notes.
Lincoln County leader. [volume] (Toledo, Lincoln County, Or.) 1893-1987, 1914-10-30

No. 20, io'.
The Brunswick news. [volume] (Brunswick, Ga.) 1906-2016, 1914-10-06
SOME FACTS ABOUT
THAT HUGH HILL
KANSAS CITY SPORT WRITER
TELLS ALL ABOUT FORMER
BIG Lacquer.

During the past season of the Geor-
gia State league there was
much complaint among the va.
rious clubs over that fellow ELLIS"
being permitted to play with Amer.
tcus during the pnrire season I'M
der an assumed name, which is a
strict violation of the league rules.
Most of the ball players knew just
who he was, however, and had he
not been with the Americas cluL
the league rules, he probably would
have been barred before the season
progressed very far,
However, all that; is over now
and the fans around the circuit know
just what like to broke up the league
On the Ellis subject here's Wha
Abort Hager, Of Kansas City, writes
in the Base Ball World:
The Hugh Ellis who played witt
the AmCricus Georgia State League)
club the past season, and led said
league in hitting, was none other
Than Hughie Hill, who used to crack
cut hits for the Blues as late as 1908
dtlll's middle monicker is Ellis, ant
the reason for his leaving off the las
part of his name was that the league
would not allow more than three for
mer class C players on one team.
Hugh signed a contract for jus
one year. He also had it put in tht
document that he would become {
free agent when his contract ended
so, as Hill lisa free agent, it will no
do the six clubs who put i'll adraf
for him, any good.
The club that wanted his SERVED,
the most was the Detroit Tiger
Three Southern Association club
also were angling for this hard-hi'
ting first sacker. Hill, or Ellis, tax
your choice, played first for Ameri
Gus until three weeks before the en-
of the season, when a broken iinge
forced him to chase flies in the QUITE
garden. His batting average was 81
anu TIC Sllldoiltu Oli tlSHlttn HUM
runs. The club that secures his sid
nature to a 1915 contract will haV
to deal with Hill personally, as h
is a free agent and can sign wit
whom he pleases.
The leading slugger of the Georgi
State Is presented with a silver BIZ
II each season, After-nOW here W
are agaia-Hill or Ellis, received tn
said silver bat he took it to a jewele
to have his name engraved on it. TIL
jeweler asked him what name h
wanted engraved on it, and whe
Hill said, Hugh Ellis Hill" the jew
eler asked him what the hotel, Bill
Hill then told his real name, and tn
fact that ringer had played wit
the Americus club spread like will
ire all over the circuit.
The Brunswick news. [volume] (Brunswick, Ga.) 1906-2016, 1914-10-06
LAXATIVE FOR OLO
PEOPLE" CASCARETS'
Salts, Calomel and Pills act on Liver
and Bowels like pepper acts in
Nostrls-Danger!
Get a 1O-cent box now.

wv IL lN-NtHl uOA HOW.
Most old people must give to the
bowels some regular help, else they
suffer from constipation. The conII-
ton is perfectly natural. Ii is just DIS
natural as it is for old people to walk
slowly. For age is never so active as
youth. The muscles are less elastic.
And the bowels are muscles.
So all old people need Cascarets.
One might as well refuse to aid weak
eyes with glasses as to neglect THIS
gentle aid to weak bowels. The bow
els must be kept active. This is I'M
portant at all ages, but never so much
as at fifty.
Age is not time for harsh physics
Youth may occasionally whip the bow
els into activity. But q lash can't be
used every day. What the bowels OF
tie old need is a gentle and natdra'
tonic. One that can be constantly
used without harm. The only sub
tonic is Cascarets, and they cost Only
10 cents per box at any drug store
they work while you sleep.
The Brunswick news. [volume] (Brunswick, Ga.) 1906-2016, 1914-10-06
THEY ALL DEMAND 1T
Brunswick, like Every City and Town
| in the Union, Receives it,

Brunswick, like Every City and Town
in the Union, Receives it,
People with kidney ills want to be
cured When one suffers the tortures
OF an aching back, relief is eagerly
sought for. There are many remedies
today that relieve, but do not cure.
Ioan's Kidney Pills have brought
lasting results to thousands. Here is
Brunswick evidence of their merit.
A. G. Stebbins, ST., 1910 Reynolds
street, Brunswick, says: Il don't
know what caused my kidneys to be.
come weakened, but for a couple Of
months | suffered from a dull, heavy
ache in the small of my back all the
time. | was sore and stiff when |
got up in the morning and felt drow-
sy and languid. The kidney secre-
lions were too frequent and painful
in passage and were often highly col
ored. | knew that Doan's Kidney
Pills were very good remedy and
began taking them. Two boxes cur
ed me. This was about three years
ago and | haven't had any trouble
since"
Price SOC, at all dealers Don't Sim
ply ask for kidney remedy-get
Doan's Kidney PilIs-the same that
Mr. Stebbins had. Foster-Milburn Co.,
Props, Buffalo, N. Y. 3
The Brunswick news. [volume] (Brunswick, Ga.) 1906-2016, 1914-10-06
Your Fall Cold Needs Attention.

No use to fuss and try to wear it
lake DR.. Kings New Discovery, re-
lief follows quickly. 1t checks your
cold and soothes your cough away.
Pleasant, antiseptic and healing.
Children like it. Get a 59-cent bottle
Of Dr. Kings New Discovery and
keep it in the house Our family
cough and cold Doctor writes Lewis
Chamberlain, Manchester, Ohio. Mon
ey back if notsatisfied, but it near
always helps.
The Brunswick news. [volume] (Brunswick, Ga.) 1906-2016, 1914-10-06
Keep your Stomach and Liver healthy

Keep your Stomach and Liver healthy
A vigorous stomach, perfect work
ing liver and regular acting bowels
is guaranteed If you will use DR..
Kings New Life Pills. They insure
good digestion, correct constipation
and have an excellent tonic effect on
the whole system-Purify your blood
and rid you of all body poisons
through the bowels. Only 25c at
your druggists.
The Brunswick news. [volume] (Brunswick, Ga.) 1906-2016, 1914-10-06

Jekyl Isle Club House." largest
nd best Porto Rico SC cigar.
The Irish standard., 1914-01-24

and there the Socialists will win a
city, as they did this last fall in a
number Of places. But it is doubtful
II they ever will win more than three
or four states and more than probable
that 1t will take them some years to
do this. And if they did get control
OF state, one term of Socialistic ad.
mlnistration would cure that evil as
1t generally does in any city they cap.
ture. To sum up then: It is clear
that under present conditions a Social
lst victory in the nation is an utter
lmpossibility. Today the farmers can
dominate the political fortunes of the
nation and for the next fifty or one
hundred years the farmers and their
natural allies will continue to domi-
nate the nation politically Whenever
any danger like Socialism shall be-
come a menace to them and their eco
nomic interests.
The Irish standard., 1914-01-24
CUBAN ANTI.cLERIcALIsM.
Introduce Bill to Prohibit Monks and
Nuns Of Church From En-
tering the Country.

This very significant item of news
is culled from The Cuba Review, is
sue of December:
A bill introduced into the Cuban
House on December 5, prohibits the
further immigration of clerical or
ders of monastic nature, religious
professions and almost all public dis
play of religion. Some of the items
of the bill are as follows:
The entrance into Cuba of monks
or nuns or those of any religious or
ders of monastic nature, is prohibit
ed.
All religious organizations already
established in the republic of mon.
astic character shall pay to the state
and to the munich fAlities taxes simi-
lar to those collected from other in
stitutions.
The burial of bodies within monas-
teries or converts is prohibited and
those already buried shall be exhum-
ed within five years.
Religious professions are prohibit
ed and all services are prohibited out
side Of the church buildings.
The use of religious robes on the
streets is prohibited.
All municipal authorities shall duly
protect all religious services within
the temples established for the pur-
pose.
1nfractions Of this law shall be pun.
ished in accordance to the laws al.
ready in existence.
The Irish standard., 1914-01-24

the government out and themselves in,
They and the Carsonites seem to have
exhausted their whole bag of tricks
to no purpose. The issue is not for a
moment in doubt. But Irishmen are
taking no risks and leaving nothing
to chance, and that is why the Home
Rule Fund this year has passed all
records. 1t is the best vote of conf
dence possible in Mr.. Redmond and
the Party on the eve of the re-assem-
bling of Parliament, and at the open.
ing of what Mr.. John Dillon, MP, in
his letter to Dean Scanlan, of Killaloe,
describes as 'the most critical and
eventful year for upwards OF a century
in the history of Ireland"
The very shrewd and well-informed
London correspondent of the Birming-
ham Daily Post. the great Chamber
lainite organ of the Midlands, refers
to Mr.. Asquith's New Years message
to Liberal monthly as "a heartening
and cheering message for Irish Nation
alists and Home Rulers all over the
world" And so it is. The almost
ebullient buoyancy" of the Premier's
message, according to this correspond
ent, has put the Liberal Party in quite
a happy and enthusiastic mood. The
Premier's intimate friends, we are
told,
Have been impressed with the
quiet, and even cheerful, resolution
with which he has of late regarded
the political outlook, and this has not
been disturbed by the events of the
past few months. One of his
most distinguished Cabinet colleagues
told me when the session ended that
the Prime Minister had not the small
est intention of dissolving before
both the Home Rule bill and the
Welsh Church bill had been placed,
under the Parliament Act, on the
Statute Book. Mr.. Asquith held that
the country, after full considera-
ton. had sanctioned the passing of
that measure, with the knowledge that
it would, is necessary, be employed to
press through the chief items in the
Liberal programe; and he has felt all
through that if he gave way to this
point before being absolutely forced
the whole party advantage of that
statute would be forfeited"
This is assuredly encouraging and
cheering information for Home Rulers,
more especially when they think Of
the Tory Party, without a leader and
without policy, rent and torn by
faction and dissention, and preserving
the semblance only Of unity in opposi-
ton to Home Rule.
The Irish standard., 1914-01-24
WEDDING
GOWN.
Presented to St. Johns Church. Chi
cago, and Made Into
Vestments.

The recent visit to Chicago of Mrs
Maldwin Drummond recalls rather
interesting story about the pearl-em
broidered wedding gown which she
wore when she became the bride oi
the late Marshall Field. This gown
was beautiful creation, and was
valued at $4,000 Some time after hel
marriage she presented it to St
Johns Catholic church to be made
over into vestments. An order of nuns
famous for their exquisite needleworh
undertook to refashion the garment
and on its completion it was bestow
ed on Father Butler, who in his youth
had sung in the boys choir at Rome
and who had been an Army chaplain
in the Civil war.
Father Butler never wore the robe
as it was considered almost too elab
crate, but when he was made Bishol
he took it to Rome with him for the
conservation ceremonies. His sudden
death the night before his consecra
tion was a shock to the entire Cath
olic world. A fellow priest, not real
izing that the vestments were EN-
broidered with real pearls, buried
them with Father Butler, and the con
secration robe, the gift of the young
Mrs. Marshall Field, became his funer
al shroud.
When the Field home in Prairie ave
nue. was dismantled few years age
the old Central Music Hall organ was
given by the widow to the Rev. ]
Schaefers, then pastor of st. Martins
Catholic church at Fifty.ninth street
and Princeton avenue. The famous
organ was rebuilt, but before it could
be set up Father Schaefers went te
Europe for his health, and died or
a little island in the Mediterranean
The organ, which Is one of the finest
in America, is now in use at st. Mar
tins, but like Father Butler, who dice
before the pearl-embroidered vest
ments made from the wedding gown
could be worn, Father Schaefers never
lived to enjoy the gift Of Mrs. Field
The Irish standard., 1914-01-24
American Nuns.

The Ursuline Sisters established the
first orphan asylum in the United
States at New Orleans in 1927. The
Sisters Of Charity established the first
Catholic orphanage in New York In
1917. In Louisville the Sisters Of
Charity Of Nazareth established one
in 1s30.1S32.