The Emmett index. [volume] (Emmett, Idaho) 1893-1925, 1914-10-08
ales of the Town

1t is about time to call halt
price of salts is also going up
The mistake Andrew Carnegie maue
in erecting the Peace Palace was :"
neglecting to fortify it.
A certain merchants idea OF a US
edy is to cut eff the wrong leg
pair of trousers he is trying to Seii -
one-legged man.
In every family there is time mn pn,,
ored story of how once the preacnei
took dinner with the family and every
one forgot to ask him to say the DieSS
ing.
A pigskin filled with. air and ruOOer
% men of bone and blubber KICK anu
a punt-a tackle and grunt-a shlh
to swell and crowd to yell, nose 10
bleed and a coach to heed-thats fooU-
ball.
While the prayers are ascending
from Russia for one thing, prayers
from Servia for another, prayers from
Germany for another, and scattered
prayers here and there for peace, the
good Lord must find the petition Oh
his human flock rather confusing
Here is an ideal beauty hint, sent
out by the American Medical Assocla-
ton: "For giving the face good color
get one pot of rouge and one rabbits
foot Bury them two miles from
home and walk out and back once a
day to see that they are still there"
They were leaning over the line
fence, these ladylike neighbors, and !
they seemed to be having an argu-
ment. GLOW do you know it is so :"
asked one. 81 said it was so, didn't
r." the other came back coldly. "Uh,
1uh,you did, and I suppose it is your
deal that whatever you say gOes?"
Yes, if l say it to you-it goes all
,ver town. And then the neighbOrs d
allied the police.
One time, so the story goes, a
preacher went fishing and, sneezing >
lost his teeth in the fishing L
role. He raked and paved with the +
nd of the pole, but failed to get his J.
eeth. A small boy came along and !
eeing it was the preacher, and hear
ng his tale of woe, kindly volunteered h
0 get the teeth. So the boy went to a Il
earby house, secured a fried chicken a
eg, tied it to the end of the line, low e
red it carefully into the water and a
Y and by the preacher was surprised HI
nd delighted to see his false teeth "
merge from the water firmly fas- HI
ened to the leg of the chicken. in
While he was at college young h,
lan's sister visited him. They were y
Gated in his room when a knock was Of
card at the door. "Get in the clothes
-oset, sis" he told her. cts some
f the fellows and l shall never hear .
ne last of it if they find a girl here" %
he stepped into the closet and he .,
Dened the outer door. An old man '' p,
God there "My boy" he said, "for p
7 years ago when l was in school II
ere, | lived in this dormitory. In d
lct, in this very room, and l would ie
Ike to look it over again" He en- ID
red the room and remarked reminis- II
entity, Same old room, same old Oh
ACE" Finally the old gentleman If
,ened the closet door. Come on out eN
s." said the young man. cts all le'
ght; my sister, he explained to his III
sitor. "Same old place" repeated
e visitor, "same old room, same old Sc
,g." ca
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The next book agent which the ladv GU
the house will be compelled to well
me with a door slam will be the hi
an who is selling the "new and COM
etc history of the European war, ha
iy, which has just been published thu
om the Blink & Blank publishing 'B,
use and bound in real Morocco, lady,
tn all the latest and best photo
apis of the rulers and their mill he'
mo