The mirror. (Stillwater, Minn.) 1894-1925, 1914-12-10
...Keene's Korner. :.
Expert Testimony
Continued from last week.

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You ask why what will be done with this vast
fund! 1t will be exclusively short time loans to the
member banks who have subscribed the stock in the reserve
banks and who the deposits They their name 1nd
Gates, reserves They accumuatons intended tide
section OF the country bank section
which finds the Solid unspecuatve we'll secured demands for
money beyond the of that section member bank
In short and nutshell Ignaz they lighthouses in the
sea of money when the storm of panic breaks forth.
1T listens WE'LL quoth gnatz 'bu bohers me just
at u.s. where going all these dollars
that nobody wants. with that picture of school
you refer of it loose and I've travelled this
here country bit myself for the past thirty years.
Ignatz?
Its l."
The hum of the Irvine factory around curew time makes
think of the loquo hotel in Buffalo and Niagara Falls
Before machins and factory began working nights
the simple life personied when you night
just like it when soiouned down the farm in
the Berkshire hills but nOw-why last night up with
sart-tho being PACED hotel and telephoning
for taxi and when was half awake sitting up bed
looking at the lighted factory and ornamental light posts and
imagining it was the Great White Way.
Talking about working overtime Ignaz guess the gold
mines of the world will be compelled work overtime then
to produce much wealth being destroyed every
hours development of the mines used in warfare
'Mines?" queried Ignatz.
Yes, mines and minds And by the way wasn't mine
mshap the of Sir Percy SCOTS that
the boastfu batteshp and kindred
others. No sir 1g, simply audacious
the part of that catke which has been pracng
of torpedo putting" while England has been puttng her
golf links Yes sir gnatz Germany right hafback the
torpedo pgkn crced Engands left end eluded their right
and left formations and dropcked fuzzy torpedo
between the posts of the goal directly into the bowels
lion Dreadnough Just to let the enemyknow it wasn't uke
the little submarine of the Krupp eleven repeated the perfo
and everything all off with the SIS beauty
including the ifeboats Talk about Rube Marquard Marty
OTooe being lemon, why the Rube the sore top" look
like sunny day compared to super Dreadnought
when lutte sub cuts loose Why the David and Goliah
of old beaten to pulp with its Anticipated andshay
affair compared with the feat of the little submarine
which of its automobile orpedoes crashing
sides of the giant Audacous.
DO you infer that such baeships the Dreadnought
going continue let midget submarines
number and permit them take their every
then?' quered Ignatz
If they don't keep of shallow and away har
bors Engands navy will look like Andrew Carnegie when
dead There won't be big baehip left Why, long before
the War of Nations conceived Winston Churchill referred
when the Dreadnough class of battesps would
low the mammoth and the mastodon into extinction and
oblivion Yes sir Ignatz, put this your Wellington
and smoke it, The time at hand when bully battle
ship will be the American buffalo, and if you don't
believe it Rear Admiral Mahan of the U. S. navy Sir
Percy Scott of England They're both getting cold feet and
chills whenever a baeship is mentioned.
Future wars Ignatz if there shall be any, will be
fought scientifically. They will be with the submarine and
acceptance with the torpedo the under and the
OF those DreadnOughts
ever get the way modern torpedo they'll think Walter
johnson Smoky Joe Wood doing the pitching And if
the polo players and gentlemen golfers of Upton land wish
preserve the dignity of their nation with boomn batteshps
they keep them the middle of the anchor
there because that's the only place they will be SAFE sub
compete with deep water and what's the
of going into the middle of the anyway
But" said Ignatz how fast these motorcycle
automobile topedoes and how far they go
they all in?"
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skid model high gear, with fairly good torped
DIST at Wheel and the gyrocope working smoothly your
automobile torpedo will travel fast any Ford runabout
and htswhy you might we'll notify the coroner
Why, Ignatz Dreadnought baeship has about as
in harbor when submarine is boodhirsty
Brahma hen sitting a eggs hungry fox in