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The Detroit times. [volume] (Detroit, Mich.) 1903-1920, 1914-03-13

Dsssisg q ssesess' save sss~k neperL
EAST BUFFALO. y: T.. March a.
slow; best 1850 to i.sso-lb. steers.
1--we sS sssssSsg 70; e.. os ssS e. ss l.ss
:;.sss s.,i SS.s s :aS s'sis :ass
ssf S Is :o ssey Bee: Ss:;
steers i.s5S 20 i.i!S liz, $685.; DO
ysSa steer, i:GOS % 20, igs . 7, Lies,
COWS. S66sSS; butcher cows. SS.sSG
S:7Si cutters. ts.ss0Avo; trimmers, -
cas-; very common old rims. S3QS.So;
ss't s;sss' sSsss n: sss b SSsSs
hsifsrs sSQs.2s; stock heifers. jS.7I0
9; best feeding steers. dehorns, $s.7s6
2; fair 20 good DC; esss6S5s; fancy
STEERS steers Sss$sts' Common R ii.s. : :ssss
0i.SO: Bologna bulls. ts.5e0ji stock
sSIs so" snS p e sssa S s $::
d,ums to good. $4,000; common. 'sa
Hogs: Receipts. 1900 head: marke,
1 pirs. tss sseyX sna y0rx'r'' ''soes'sS
sheep: Rscelpts, 1900 head; market
?eseQ!.is; wsthsrs. >s.ss@s.sS; ewes
CAVES: SS0li.so.
UNION sTOCK YARDS.
UNION STOCK YARDS, CHICAGO
March le.--Hogs: Receipts. $4,000
head: market. strong, SC TO loc high
Or: mixed and butchers. eS550s.S5:
Fscs heavy, lass3s;57 rough heavy'
0Hs Cattle: Receipts. LOO head:
Ss.S; cows and s.sf:;., 'i ss.sse $50:
[stockers and feeders, $3.50 9l0: Tex
ana S7velo; calves. s70l0. sheep:
Receipts, 1900. head; market. steady;
native. St.so2oso; western. sA.so@
CLEynLAND LIVE STOCK.
CLEVELAND. o.. March lS.--Hogs:
Receipts, 1000 head: market, Sc high
Or: msdiums hsavies. mixed, yorkers,
and lights. Se.1o; pigs. 3s.s00SfS. Cat
tle: Receipts. : cars; market steady.
Sheep and lambs: Receipts. cars
top. %. Calves: Receipts. $50 head:
NEW YON1k METAL.
NEW YORK. March ls.--Ths metal
sxche1ee oloeed quiet Spo! copper
The Detroit times. [volume] (Detroit, Mich.) 1903-1920, 1914-03-13
MARRIAGE LICENSES

William strswssr. 80; Libbis Brown
Robert Patterson, Is; May Engsl. 80
Max Solxman. "a: Mollie salsberg, -
Edward Strebbing. %. BEDFORD; DORIS
Earl Fowler. as: Harriet Clark, %.
Lao Zirowicx, %; Pauline zwolin-
jS.sDh,. Miller sr,.,s 2. ! Detroit; Az
Frank Frssiand, 70; Florence Cab.
''1 ,cS.s, Ho,ob. IS; IONA party.ka, u
The Detroit times. [volume] (Detroit, Mich.) 1903-1920, 1914-03-13

The following arms are privi-
Exchanss: csriys Q fovsh: w: A
Hamlin Z Co.. II. w. Noble = Co..
". 4 s.:,,xx Coz LsTl .o q IS He Wsss
4 Co.. II. s. warren 4 Co.. VIM. H.
Rose & Co.. +. II. Clarke e Co..
VIM. A. NoOr q Co.
The Detroit times. [volume] (Detroit, Mich.) 1903-1920, 1914-03-13

stewart ". Perry. soi Beard. -
Thirty .sscond. Il year. pnsumSnia;
years, mitrnl insuf1cisncy; Bartois
Agosta, 4sS =. lafayette. months,
meningitis; Albert r. Hunton. 80 Dav-
xmSms Archer. i37a rsnnsyivsniss "a
enteenth, IS years. paralysis: Sylves-
ter Capytos, 100 Anspach.. months,
marasnius; Caroline Weichler. 179
Mullett, SO years, senility; Thomas
Misiiwiec. Fl Rollin. 20 years. pnsu-
monia: Hoyt Henry. III Twenty ninth.
1e years. Hodgkins disease; John D.
Heguer. 1892 Medbury. 10 months,
pneumonia; Lnba Kotck. 4s1 Theodore,
/ month. convuIsions; Ruth c. Won
Hoey. Sos Hamilton. 1 year. measles:
Mary valone. los Russell. 10 years.
phrhisis; Felix Sabosinski. 5e6 Ilfinois,
80 years. tuberculosis: stefania Lilusx,
1855 Theodore, II years. tubercular per-
itonitis: Jean Stewart. 29S Msrrick, "a
dencc Hospital. 20 years. erysipslas:
George 0otlus, 7ll Cavalry, ~ yearA,
nbscess OF lungs; Peter frost, West
side Hospital. 90 years. Ihthisi.;
Hcnry Davenport. st. Mary's Hospital,
~ years, shock.
The Detroit times. [volume] (Detroit, Mich.) 1903-1920, 1914-03-13
GRAIN AND PROVISIONS

DETROIT. March 1s.--Closs-whsat
II under the influence OF 4 big winter
crop promise and naturally there n
tone Of weakness In the market. Liver
poor pays great attention TO the out.
look In the southwest and the carly
market abroad was very. weak: ~
looks like rscord.breaking kansAa
The weakness here ana in wlnnipsa
In efIecting Liverpool bearishly "a
causing holders TO sell out. Nearly al!
the news T. bearish. Amsricans nae :
and Russian offers were larger. The
estimate of world's exports indicated
liberal supply and some increase On
passage Continentay buying WAS mcd-
Miiiers on this side are complaining
OF light demand. They are not sell
ing any nour abroad and the home Dc.
because Of the bsarishness Of the crop
IN sSs near Stu nsar: RI. sss.r wss
crop outlook In unimpaired and lots Of
spring wheat states where favmers are
xettIng ready Tor an Increased acreage.
The soil 10 In fine shape
The Canadians ngure on On increase
mise il that there viii be plenty Of
wheat In next crop.
Buyers are holding on. The market
Wheat No %s. pS saS .t. sSS0r ali day
At the close cash wheat was NC high
or and the futures were unchanged.
Oats advanced Nc and the other
sSar.s grains and seeds were un-
Wheat quotations: Cash No. red.
SSMc bid: May opened without change
at 31.00h: declined to t1.00k and ad.
ssss' lost '0 sSS advanced Hp 70 ;so.e:
&C coars. grain quotations: Corn. cash
NH 49, sss y NG y:il s:r. Il as ssx g:
sample. 2 cars at l7c.
white, lle;. Ne. Z white, loa
B Bss; ca'h in MS; i s,s' pron,s ana
March. Shipment. $3.50; April. u.ss;
.SIcversssa: rr.m. spot 100 bags at
s 81 G,d h. e S. sss q 3s q ta s
prime sisike. 1850: sample aisiks. II
f fi;.'isy! pT nrI%: .n :Sot, , sa.e
Receipts in the Detroit market FRI
day included 1000 bills. of aonr. 3 cars
OF wheat. 10 cars Of corn. 9: Of oats.
" We're eye 1000 co bels Of nS hour 1900 su q
corn and 5000 bu.. OF oats. Stocks
are 53l.g goo bu. Of wheat. 3Se.S0O bu.. Of
corn, sl.40o bu. OF oats and 1880 bu.
Liverpool wheat closed y q ia low
er and corn Y d higher.
Wheat stocks in Minneapolis In.
creased $4,000 blu. for the week.
bu. against 100000 bu. q year ago.
Receipts Of wheat. Friday: Chicago,
81 cars. against ~ q year ago; Duluth:
Al cars. against 40: Minneapolis. ia
cars. against as: winnipeg, 1877 cars,
against 46s: Southwest, $4,000 bu
against $4,000 bu.
Exports 81 wheat and -four Friday
$4,000 bu.
The Detroit times. [volume] (Detroit, Mich.) 1903-1920, 1914-03-13
CHICAGO nUTTER MARkEr.

I CHICAGO, March 13.--Hutter: Elk
So &C. mrs.: ::; rs Ere. Err:
Ordinary, 33h q 34o; frsts. alisc
icss. iik GisHc. 1--we poultry: Fowls
lsN1shc: ducks isgisc; geese. l:f
iss. Potatoes: Michigan. wiscon - 3
and Minnesota, 500 zoe. sls
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NEw , yon . rnODuCE MARkEf,

NEW YORK PRODUCE MARKET.
NEW YORK, March 13.--Tlour: Dull
and unchanged. Pork: steady; mess,
vas q 1880. Lard: Quiet; middle west
spot l10.6e0l0s0 sugar: Raw. steady
centrifugal. 80 test, $2S6: muscOvade,
50 test. 1s.sl; refined. easier. cut LOAF,
sS.oS; crushed. s4es; powdered. -;
No. q. on spot. SIC. Tallow: Quiet;
city. snc; country. GQs%c; special. &c.
Hay; Firm; prime. sl;os g i.o't; No;
ems. is vase; fowls, Is0ItMc: ducks.
13819c. Live poultry: Weak geese,
l4c; ducks. ISc; fowls. 1shc; turkeys.
lt6iSc: roosters. $50: chickens. 1sh G.
Cheese: steady: state milk. common TO
specials. 16019c; skins, common TO
special. s6IlAc: full Skins, IL sc.
Butter Dull receipts, s,se2: cream
isS s7c; limitations creamery frst:. scX
62lhc. Eggs: Unsettled; receipts.
1901; nearby white fancy. s1@ 3Sc
nearby mixed fancy. 3o@30hc: fresh
frntA 500 92c.
The Detroit times. [volume] (Detroit, Mich.) 1903-1920, 1914-03-13
PRODUCE MARKET

The egg market looks as though II
was In for the long slide at last. Ex-
press receipts from the interior are In
creasing and car lots from the south
are Offering freely. The market was
on &c yesterday and no one will pre-
dict where the break will stop. But
ter 10 easy also. and looks lower.
Poultry L. In light supply and ftrm.
Potatoes are moving out OF the state
randy, and while the local market 10
ou1et the tone 10 Arm. Fresh veEe-
tables are In active demand. and
sugar prices are 10c lower.
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dairy, "a Eggs. J fresh "a: fancy
selects -: current receipts rs, Hay
CHICAGO GRAIN AND PnOvlSS0Ns.
CHICAGO. March 13.--Wheat Was
down i4c for each month today on
break OF No ~ Liverpool. whore prac-
ticaily ali news was OF beariah ma
tnre. Trading In the local pit was
light early In the day
Corn was steady at the start. help,
easier later In the morning July. on
the contrary. pronted by moderats
buying and advanced = tribe.
Oats prices were steady with the
Provisions were .rm and shade
higher on account Of higher hog
Noon--Wheat. May, up Ac; July,
up &c. Oats: May. steady; July up
|
The Detroit times. [volume] (Detroit, Mich.) 1903-1920, 1914-03-13

Fire that started from . detective
chimney. ir Mrs. II. VOLTS rooming
house. NO. 4l6 Lafayetts-blvd.. caused
considerable excitement on the third
floor of the rooming house Friday
noon. No estimate OF the damage Was
obtained.
The Detroit times. [volume] (Detroit, Mich.) 1903-1920, 1914-03-13
BUSINESS MEN

= e Noesiblo tor busine0e 9on @ bey
ko0kof If %. what methods should
ssHw 81 S SS:r 3 s.ssSs
1 (Nia subject and viii be mailed 9pa-
q Address Dept D-437. ef the Dabson
'6ot1eolsul OPganonatlou. Engineering
|l1c0a wellesley Mills. Mass. Largest
199nI31lion Of ~ class IN the u. q
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Dssaesss-ssse Pssesess., No kuss ana
ssSS k E.sss rnss :'s . Ssis:; ~: c. Is
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NEW YORK. March 1s.-Pro
|ouncea dullness featured the open.
pc Of the stock market and price
hanges were only nominal.
IL .. m.-Ths rally which ret In
|hortly after the opening lasted only
abort time and traders were inclined
p conserve the markets technical
|trongth.
Noon--The markets strength was
feA maintained to the end OF the sec.
md hour. Rock Island issues rallied
|eu.
2 p. m.--The market relapsed into
|hllness In the early afternoon but
focks held up we'll. The firmness Of
lev Haven after Its sharp advance
Rtracted attention.
The stock market closed dull.
The Detroit times. [volume] (Detroit, Mich.) 1903-1920, 1914-03-13
BUTrnA AND Et;Gs.

Dutter--Crsamsry, extras. 27c; nrsts.
CSC: dairy. lsc; packing stock. 1ec per
Eggs-Firsts, cases included, 24Lc
per doz. Receipts, 1887 cases.
The Detroit times. [volume] (Detroit, Mich.) 1903-1920, 1914-03-13
CnYcAo0 omAYN

CHICAGO. March is.-Grsin opening
Wheat: May down Ne: July down
Nc Corn. May steady: July steady.
Oats: May steadys July steady. Pro-
visions cio.. nF snsd Nav nl g July IN
3. Corn. May and July up =. Oats.
May and July up Y. Provisions. firin
and higher.
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ter 70 easy also and looks lower
Poultry L. in light supply and Arm
Potatoes are moving ont Of the STAT !,
quiet the tone 10 Arm. Fresh vege
sugar prices are 1oc lower.
:. , yss -::s.i 4 90 u.s. :iI Ne ;:.S:
fsessas--ooed shipping stock. si.s'
o. ss.ee Per SIDSs k,maA ,o7xe Der ID
e::sse'..'c .iifssnRI: pr ,ssS4s. %,
.. SsS:ssisiSS' iIs e. Bsi obi; n''
Gase asM 0i,s1ei H., NV York iS*A1:s
sSg Sesrs iiSisSs: s.i;iss. I'D
rs: 81 b e:s Pa:
heavy. soi0c Per ID.
D.ss:sd Csi g! g =; = Fancy Aei%*e
s'%Ts% esa1n u Sassa = i4els. IL: Cali.
io 1s.s.. Is .ss 81 Pei ol,xe III.
s x:s: 49, g. s.'ss R:ee:s:
lsttScA hotheuse loQl1ci bssts. 1lG
S sra 3D. :Sus:s p:r 's S dSs
se: Per so dcs a' for ssss1 70
mnsss;s, & S S:r S Sob. crate; aspar'
S.sss.IN.issI: Si6s per 81 :. :,
Iensy-ysncy white. new ,1S9leei
isSsS :sDs:s. 3: Il:
lsiS & 8 3: Detroit: No., ! simstky,
ss. iSss0j ,; :sensGA "a sX Ia.d M
H @ 9S::i ga Ssi .; 3: :s; SiS
- Ssl r. NO - cured. i4Me; No;
green hides i1Mc: No cured balls
zen No. I .d ,ss ne %sr;. Ere FL. va so
green murrain.s lee; No. ! cured CALI.
o M sk cr.s 81 si IT,; No So. ,s sHie::.
!. :$sss. Il :SS! c.,,ss..
6ssssss-califyfnia navels. ea7s0s;
ysSr,Ss.: !1 a''SS r. 20 !. =, ..e.,
fstsSsee-CAr lots. track Detroit. In
sSHsss s30sSsS I e Op AK sSSee on;
sP1!9qf.: ~ Stss; PVT y IT,. 1!H Die; s;ssscss
u Hs', ::s.s s.9: es ssss ssF'sn!ts
'f fiiik .ssV4 per eras&
49, ssss.e, re- sassai'S a arl.A
'''vs :'Sl.w.R Rs1 ], p h: No. ! sxe la
JODDsN0 PHlcEA
(1DmnMA GSDunm,A0Nvnm. RAf0.. A Ply
40; 49, S::::aa' t:lS. sSSsso; "a ):
''ffs ss:: s sss essl s ssss Ill:
SssE:9ss 81, stit: s:s Siss. AUG:
ssss i,s; 4 Hsrrsr RH.S S@:s 81: any
g. s:a: sss si.'S; 'lss.d '.rfy June: H.is
-: bran 'G ssssE s sss:: n;ad his
meal SO: crack6d corn. jsS: corn and
'.5 :aS1 rs n:r t Sssc..: s.., x,oh,
ss a1 S5at: pure rye. sac: sSrisdi
p1Hssa ssae POI ;iss cs:s: snnssl
wire. soiaE 40: ssSvsni::a sSsss:.
I'm s g; :. I. :SSsS;o ; 9:u:.s s;st
blacE sheet stsei, 20 and g ssQSs.
80 gauge 43zS; carriage. boltA small
%. 10 and per cent on list; large, 10
aA~ ;. vGi machine 6olta small. %
per ,ceot on list; large. 7e. - And :
Prcvisssus-Msss pork. $3.50: family
$3.50 81; clear backs, 1850 q 1at0
hame, 1S0lJc; bSiekSts IN ~ ic; pic.
nic hams. 12hc: bacon. 1S01ec: fart
in tis,scss' iixe: kettle rendered. isK'
Ss.Sss daily by w. H
Edgar = Sons: Crystal Dominoss, GLIB.
{1.S0; do. I-lb.. $3.50: Eagle Tablets
$3.50; cut loaf. $40; powdered. e4.7S
xxxx powdered. e4.7s:. standard pow
dered, N.so;. granulated. extra coarse
$40: Granuletsd. gns, In bulk. Sl.s0;
granulatsd, 5S-lb. cottons, ol36; crys-
tai domino gran. alb. and 6-lb. car.
tons In cases. $3.50; crystal domino
gran, HE cases. @4.70: diamond A
$40; confectiOners A, 9l35; No. &
$40; No. 1, l].15; No. g.. $40; No. z.
Sl.o5; No. 8 -: No. .. sass; No. 10,
$3.50; No. Al, ..S.S5; No. IL. $3.50; No
i3, S3.75: No. IL. S&76: No. is, S3.76;
non -caking. mixture. $3.50; beet gran.
ulated. $3.50 per 100 lbs: household
powdered, Is. ~ to case, $40 pei
case.
BUTrEA AND EsGS.
Datter--Crsamery, extras. 27c; nrsts
CSC: dairy. 1sc; packing stock. isc pei
The Detroit times. [volume] (Detroit, Mich.) 1903-1920, 1914-03-13

sUSIVN COPPEW MAHKET-ClO0e.
Alaska Gold Mines. 21A Arizona
om'l 81: Arcadian. g: .Aiiouss. Al:
~, Zinc. 1oH; Butte 4 Superior.
~; Butte = BalAk., 3: Calumet &
|r!s.. ssk: Chino. liA: Copper Range.
/ -: Davis DAILY. 1915; East Butte,
-: First National az: Franklin.
"a: Oranby. IS; Greene Cananea, 80;
.lncock, ~; Isle Royale. 30M: Mess..
III: Mason Valley. . 3-ls; Maynowsr.
A; North Butte. 27h; Old Colony.
e-ls: Old Dominion. 4sh: Oscsola,
Pond Creek, lsx; Ray Cons, II:
hannon, skh South Lake. 2sh; SUI
Prior Copper. 39h: Super. d Boston.
q: Iamarack. ION; United Fruit
pr. 6tk; y. 8. Smelling, +0h: do, pfd..
!; Victoria. 1: Winona, Az: Wo1ver-
b. ~; Wyandotts. s..
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NEW YORK MONEY! MAnkEr.

NEW YORk, Marcn is:--Money on
call u. time meney. an 43t. for six
months. bar silver--London. 2S&; bar
siiver--New York. IS: demand sterling.
lSs 20 a. 4sG2s.
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CLEVULAND LIYE sTOCre.

NEW YOyIl< METAL.
NEW YORK. March l3.--The metal
Exchange cloeed quiet. Spot copper
e13.SS q 400; lead >3.SS0l06.
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Furnish by Hayden, Stone : Co, Nv
0riswold-st. March Is: Algomah, so;
AIlouex, Is; Arizona Commercial. 300;
bonanza, 500: Butte 4 Superior. l05;
Calumet n Arizona. "a: Cslumet Z
butte 100: franklin Mining. %s5;
0rsnby, rs: HaDcock. So; Heivetia,
100: Indiana. so: Island Creek Coal.
1856: Isle Royale. so: Lake Copper, IS:
iSan Mining, 100: Mohawk, 100: New
NortS Lake. 100: Old cssony Mining.
As Pond Creek ca 81 g, Su'p % GA ~
4 Arizona. 90: st. Mary's Land. s5;
Superior q Boston. 10; TamarAck, IL;
Trinity. so; L.. S. RennIng, ESQ; ". &
Renning pfdr. sss; Utah Apex. 900;
Utah. Cons iioi win ssm sso; VOL
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s s:l': . ea aTs, receipts r nsS.
The Detroit times. [volume] (Detroit, Mich.) 1903-1920, 1914-03-13

Mout 9ea9t4e4.
. any ana bir6G&Xo
rench plate t9ltf1
mos: sssssIfsi %.
cost ?3t:Se. tor IN ri
beautiful feuPs 1eGS1
y27.Se. for e13. 7e; 60 r
birdseye Princess ~
most elegant enl lnt04
elegant ana 16t10 ~ Z
genuine SnAhoGQnY ~ 81
$3.50; enc Sl1GG3 S6r ~ \
i ssS. - az ~ "a
meptiOue1 here. 49,
match dr0GoegU 80
0en which We VIII ~
nD 00 I100R%H3E @I|iX
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Bought by Hammond. s. q Co.. Bish-
op. b. & H., hogs $40. average weight
600 lbs, $3.50: do, 615. lso. $s.7s; do.
Bought by sullivan Packing Co.:
Roe Com. Co.. hogs 2?s. average
weight 100 lbs. $3.50; do. 81. ITO, $3.50.
Bought By Parker W. \ Co: Haley
200 lbs, $3.50.
The Bridgeport evening farmer., 1914-06-23
CoLoRs THAT HARdoNIzE

It has long been a belief that orange could be worn only by those of very dark complexion. This sea son it is being worn by those of blond there is nothing prettier for a woman with red tones in her hair than the lighter shades of orange.
 People used to think green un- becoming to a woman whose skin had a tint of yellow, yet I saw the pret- green the other day, worn by a wonn- an Of decidedly dark skin, and 1t was as becoming as anything of It's kind could be.
 It is wise to always wear something near the face the shade of your eyes. This deepens their tone. The blue eyed g1ri will carefully choose a bright shade of blue either king or peacock, for her street hat. It will her eyes look bigger and darker.
 Brown on the brown eyed girl will bring out the best in her eyes, and a dull green shade on the green eyed girl makes her eyes the prettiest. for there Is something ren1ar ka.b1y love- ly about pretty green eyes Grey eyes which are really light blue. go best with Alice blue. cadet and those hali subdued shades, rather than with act nal grey.
 We have become used to bright and unusual color combinations There fore we now like to see the red- heir- ed girl in such shades as king blue, orange. green pink and bronze. As a matter of fact, the complexion that Is usually combined with red hair, can stand any color.
 The dark woman can wear any de- cided color. and a few of the pastel tones, while the light woman should keep to the lighter shades, but dark blue and dark brown will become those fair or dark equally we'll
 The rules of becoming colors ara not infledbIe. for any may have a de-
The Bridgeport evening farmer., 1914-06-23
LITTLE BENTHEY'S NOTE BOOK
BY Ice PApe

My cuzzin Artte can make the fuU- nyest differenE kinds of fases of eny fello erround, making awl kinds of anin1fIs and awI, and last mite, he stayed at our house for suppir. and vile we were eeting it sed, Pop, do you wunt to see Artie make a fase like a bull dawg.
 It wood intrist me deeply, sed pop, go to it Artie.
 Wfch Artie did, looking so funy I swal1ered part of sum ice tee had jest took mouth full of, and the rest Of it foo out of my mouth as if tha.wt was a vale.
 She spouts, aed pop.
 Benny, for hevvfn sakes, sed ma
 My mouth was full of ice tee, sed.
 So we noticed. sed pop.
 Do you wTnt to see me make fase ikea werm sneezng. sed Artie. No, the bull dawg was kwite real- istick en11ns sed ma
 c, ma, you awt to see him do 1t, I sed, it's funy as enything.
 We'll sed pop, as a membir of the Nature Fakir Eixposers union I don't no but wat its my dooty to look into this. weEn sneezing, heh- sutch thing.
 Yes thare is. ma, I sed, you watch him do 1t and see if 1t don't look ixack1y like 1t.
 20 you wunt to see me do #, sed Artie.
 Tn the intrests of science. perseed, sed pop.
 wien Artie did, doing it by rinke1- ing up his fase and showing his top teeth and making a noize with his noze like werm sneezing, looking so funy that wat did do but swaller sum moar ice tee, which had jest took anuthir mouth full of. and aw1 the rest of it foo out of my mouth as if thawt was anuthir vale, ony bigger, going awl ovir pop, avn ak kouht of pop setting rite erround the kornir of the tabil frum me.
 Darn it, hang it, ding 1t, sed pop. And he startid to dry himself fast as enything with his napkin, drying awl of him that showed above the tabil, avn akkount of 1t being a pritty big mouth full
 c, my mouth was full of ice tea agen, sed.
 Enybody that calls attenshin to the perfeckly obvious is eethir ass or an idiut sed pop. And he kepp avn wipfng with the napkin, and I sed,
The Bridgeport evening farmer., 1914-06-23
THR NEea.RcTED DOLLS.
Ry Virginia vaIe.l

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 Once upon a time Lucy was given a new doil. It was a very pretty one with long light curls and blue eyes. Lucy loved her doll very much but | she often left her out of doors all night or in a chair, and once her grandpa had sat down on Adele Chat l was the dolls name) and almost -hrok- I en her into pieces.
 One day Llcy's mother told her that her little cousin Caroline was coming Il to visit her. She told her that she must be very nice and let her play with her dolls and other play things. Lucy was very glad thot her cousin was coming to see her for she didn't have any sisters or brothers to play with and she had always wanted some lone.
 Caroline brought her doll, and it's name was Louise. Adele was glad to see the new doll and after their lit tie nistresses had gone to sleep they talked and had a. nice time. Adele asked Caroline if she was ever left out of doors all night Caroline was sur- lprised and said she never heard of anything like that.
 The next day. the little girls took l their dolls and two baskets of lunch I and set out for a walk in a pine grove that was not far from the house. They gathered flowers and sat down on the the girls said the dolls must be tired, so they took them to a nice cool place and told them to both behave and go to sleep. When the girls had eaten their lunch they saw 8 red squirrel running up a tree.
 | Oh" said Lucy, tslet's see if we can catch it. so off they chased after the squirrel leaving the dolls behind.
 What did I tell you said Adele, Lucy won't think about us and we will be left here all night
 | "Oh, no.' said Louise, f'I am sure %11f~ come back They talked and didn't notice that it was getting dark and that the wind was blowing. At last Adele said: tsT41e wind is blowing the pine needles all over us. If they do come back they will never find us and am cold. I wish we were at ho1ne.''
 tSo do I.'' said Louise, s'I never was out so late before
 Sure enough Lucy had forgotten the l dolls and. so had Caroline. They. could