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Morgan County republican., 1914-02-19

Every spokesman who hasn't landed
government job is convinced that
the country is going rapidly to the
dogs.
Morgan County republican., 1914-02-19

When the government owns the tele'
phone lines sassing the hello girl will
be lese majesty.
Morgan County republican., 1914-02-19

Attaching numbered metal checks
10 surgical sponges ought to enable
the patient to locate them much more
promptly.
Morgan County republican., 1914-02-19

They say truth lies at the bottom OF
well. And some people we know
never clean out their wells.
Morgan County republican., 1914-02-19

Now the king OF Italy has denounced
the tango. II has. at least, the honor
of making illustrious enemies.
Morgan County republican., 1914-02-19

Can a man marry on SIS a week."
asks a correspondent. Certainly. but
We will not promise that he can live
on that income.
Morgan County republican., 1914-02-19

Much ado is made over the vast coal
deposits of Alaska, but Alaska Is pre-.
cisely where coal Is needed.
Morgan County republican., 1914-02-19

It Is estimated that the world has
100000 automobiles, but fortunately
the walking Is still good.
Morgan County republican., 1914-02-19

Orville Wright having devised a
stabilizer for the aeroplane. 1t Is now
up to somebody to invent one for the
aviator
Morgan County republican., 1914-02-19

lIctty Green says that the secret OF
health is eating onions. Possibly, hut
the eater of onions has some difficulty
I'm keeping the fact secret.
Morgan County republican., 1914-02-19

Former Resident Of MoberIy Dies.
Moberly.-Mrs. Elizabeth AltgilbeI.
ss. a former resident Of Moberly died
at the home Of her son. Ben Altgil.
hers, near Harrisburg, Sunday.
Morgan County republican., 1914-02-19

Lady Victoria Mary Perry has looped
the loop in an aeroplane, thus demon.
strating her right to move in the high.
est circles OF society.
Morgan County republican., 1914-02-19

ESkimos do the bear dance but have
not the turkey trot Why not export
the American turkey trot to the Eskl-
mos, as II Is not needed here?
Morgan County republican., 1914-02-19

A dove OF peace diner Is a good idea,
provided the dove isn't the piece de
resistance.
Morgan County republican., 1914-02-19

Some people live and learn. and
others just live.
Morgan County republican., 1914-02-19

II Orvile Wright succeeds in max.
ing the aeropane fool.proof great
political career awaits him.
Morgan County republican., 1914-02-19

The debt of gratitude is seldom
liquidated.
Morgan County republican., 1914-02-19

Queer things are being done by the
tango to the old fashioned corset mod
Ella
Morgan County republican., 1914-02-19
Hoston's Idea Of Alfalfa

Wife--JOhn. what Is alfalfa?
Hub-Oh. that's merely slang term
tor whlskers.
Morgan County republican., 1914-02-19

Evading the Question.
Mistress you a good cook!
Applicant-Yes'm. 60 to church
every Sunday.-Judge.
The Richmond climax. (Richmond, Ky.) 1897-1914, 1914-09-30
Nitrate of Soda on Old
Meadows.

On an old meadow whichhas not been pro
perly fertilIzed top dressing of nitrate
OF soda is almost certain TO show marked
results. The farmer is likely to be so
enthusiastic over the showing made that
he at once concludes that nitrogen is the
one factor needed to make his hay crop
a profitable one. Right here lies the
danger. While the first application of
nitrate Of soda may show these marked
results, it is not by any means
safe TO conclude that nitrogen is the
only element of fertility needed. Re-
peated applications of nitrate of soda
may result in no apparent benefit and
even result in a final condition worse
than the original condition. The first
application of nitrate of soda shows such
marked results because there is a mark.
ed deficiency of nitrogen in the soil; but
there is sufficient of the other fertilizing
elements, particularly phosphorus and
potassium TO balance the nitrogen used
The increased crop yields from the use
of nitrate of soda make an increased
drain upon The available phosphorus and
potassium of the soil. No efforts being
made to replace these elements thus re-
moved, the time very soon comes wher
no response is received from the appli
cation of nitrate of soda, because the
The Richmond climax. (Richmond, Ky.) 1897-1914, 1914-09-30
Asthma and Hay Fever
A Guaranteed Relief

81 have arranged with HENRY L..
PERRY, Richmond, KY, so that every
sufferer from Asthma, Hay Fever or
Bronchial Asthma in Richmond can try
my treatment entirely at my risk" DR..
Rudolph Schiffman announces. He says:
buy 50-cent package of my Asthma
dor, try it, and if it does not afford you
immediate relief, or if you do not find il
the best remedy you have ever used, take
it back to Henry l.. Perry and he will
refund your money cheerfully and with
out any question whatever. After seeing
the grateful relief it has afforded in
hundreds of cases, which had been con-
sinered incurable, and which had been
given up in despair, know what it will
do. l am so sure that it will do the
same with others that am not afraid to
guarantee it will relieve instaneously.
The druggists handling Asthmador will
return your money if you say so. You
are to be the sole judge and under this
positive guarantee, absolutely no risk is
run in buying Asthmador."
Persons living elsewhere will be sup
piled under the same guarantee by their
local druggist or direct by DR.. r. Schiff-
mann, ST. Paul, Mimi. 3-St
The Richmond climax. (Richmond, Ky.) 1897-1914, 1914-09-30
Mary'S Lamb Isn't in II.

Former Assessor John Ingles sold a
lamb to J. ID. Evans, the other day, be-
cause it insisted on chasing foxes and
wouldn't stay at home. The lamb
mother early in life disowned it and Mr..
Ingles.gave it to dog that was raising
litter of hound puppies. The lamb
sucked the dog, grew up with the pups
and waxed strong and feet of limb. 1t
reioiced in the sportssof the dogs, and
withal became quite gay young crea-
ture. 1t ran rabbits to its hearts con-
tent. outstripping the dogs, but not
knowing what 10 do with the rabbit
when caught. The lamb would butt
hogs to beat the band and when the O ogs
freed coon it would stand at the foot
of the tree and try to bark Finally il
got TO chasing foxes and staying away
from home so much that Mr.. Ingles con-
cluded that the safest plan was to sell
it, or it might contract the habit of kill.
ing sheep.-Cynthiana Democrat.
The Richmond climax. (Richmond, Ky.) 1897-1914, 1914-09-30
The Masters Eve.

The Masters eye knew beauty we'll
The wondrous glow of sky and sea,
The radiance of blossomed dell
And sweet Judean lea,
But, finer than this witchery,
He found sight as forth He went
Unmatched by star OF sod or tree
The gaze of penitent!
The Masters ear held music's store
The chant of breeze and chime or ril
The flutes of feathered Threats galore
On gay Judean hill;
But something stirred Him deeper still
He caught sound more eloquent
Than zephyr's call or songsters trill-
The cry of penitentl
The Masters hand was tuned to bliss
The Virgins clasp from day to day,
The patriarch's and pilgrims kiss
On blest Judean way;
But more than these He felt the stray.
Sad token of an anguish pent-
Where yet the nail would p, erce it lay
The tear of penitentl
He saw them bowed in drear array
The sinners. scared by errors stain;
de heard their sob OF soul dismay
Across Judean plain;
He thrilled at touch of tragic pain
AS, lorn and lost, and racked and rent
The wanderer came home AGAIN
The heart of penitentl
las q McNallv
The Richmond climax. (Richmond, Ky.) 1897-1914, 1914-09-30
A Man of Peace.

AT time like the present when the
nations of Europe are rushing at each
others threats, and humanity stands
aghast at the thought of the horror of
the impending conflict, when the spirit
of militarism pervades the Old World,
and the powers are determined upon
slaughter, it is fortunate fer the United
States that there is at the head of the
National Government man of peace
with strength of character and force of
intellect. Happily. no imitation war
lord sits in the White House. The
course which this country must follow
is straight and definite 1t must main
tain strict neutrality, and avoid the
slightest appearance of favor toward one
of the belligerents as against another 1t
is the friend Of each and all of them and
must so remain. -Waterville (Me) SEN
tinel
The Richmond climax. (Richmond, Ky.) 1897-1914, 1914-09-30
Foreigners May Not Send
Money to Europe.

The U. S. Postoffice Department has
issued an order notifying postmasters
not to accept money orders for trans
mission to the war zone in Europe for
more than 800, and no money will be
sent by the foreigners in the United
States TO those of their kin in the war
zone.
To aid the return home of Americans
now in Europe, postmasters at interna.
tional offices, until otherwise instructed,
may issue money orders in their favor,
upon application, limiting the amount
to 500 for each person.
These instructions apply to European
countries only.
The Department received cablegram
from the Postal Adm inistration of Egypt
announcing cessation of issues by tha
country and the Sudan of money order:
on the United States. Postmasters a
International offices ale to make note L
that effect, and, until otherwise instruct
ed will decline to issue orders on office.
in Egypt or Sudan.
The Richmond climax. (Richmond, Ky.) 1897-1914, 1914-09-30
BARGAIN BULLETIN

This little bulletin will be published every week and
hope make it the essential help you employ in
yor crusade against the high cost of living Look for it
every week and save money by it every day.
We quoting below few prices tor this week. We
intend to begin fight against hight prices in Richmond
every article SELL large SMALL space will only per-
NIT the quoting of but few things each week. but all other
goods in big store will be priced this basis. New
items and prices quoted each weekook for the little
Bargain Bulletin every Monday morning.
very important item wish to call your atten
tion is Our will be strictly ONE PRICE STORE
All goods marked plain figures and positively deviation
price concessions any Our goods will be priced
cheap they possibly be solo, and matter how large
how small your purchases may be- the price will be just
marked On the merchandise
The Richmond climax. (Richmond, Ky.) 1897-1914, 1914-09-30
Look Who's Here.

Uncle Joe Cannon may possibly "come
back" now that he has obtained nom-
nation in his Congressional district, but
it is safe to say that Cannonism will
never be revived at Washington. That
passed away when the autocratic Speak
er was stripped of much of his authority
by a combination of Democrats and In
dependent Republicans, and there has
never since been any disposition to GO
back to the old ways. In view of the
fact that Mr.. Cannon's contemptuous
scorn of everything that is decent in
politics had much to do with his party
overthrow.
The Richmond climax. (Richmond, Ky.) 1897-1914, 1914-09-30

In addition to the low prices will give customers
for this fall have decided to commence Profit Sharing
Club We issue to every customer card this card when
punched out shows that you have $500 Within and when
when the numbers all punched return the card
ceive merchandise in the store to the of
ABSOLUTELY FREE OF CHARGE. We offer choice of
merchandise feeling that particular premium might
would appeal to the trade Trade the card
then take whatever you want to the of One Dollar
Get of Profit Sharing Cards and bring it here with
you Each purchase matter how small punched when
purchased Join the Club Don't wait This Profit
Sharing Card is only issued to cash customers
The Richmond climax. (Richmond, Ky.) 1897-1914, 1914-09-30
A TEXAS WONDER.

The Texas Wonder cures kidney and
bladder troubles. dissolves gravel, cures
diabetes, weak and lame backs, rheuma-
and bladder in both men and women
Regulates bladder troubles in children.
If not sold by your druggist, will be sent
by mail on receipt of sl.0o. One small
bottle is two months treatment, and
seldom fails to perfect cure. Send for
testimonials from this and other states.
DIR. e. w. Hall, 1926 Olive street, St.
Lous, Mo. Sold by druggists.
Con ~ IA 1vr
The Richmond climax. (Richmond, Ky.) 1897-1914, 1914-09-30
Cost Kept Down-QuaIity
Kept UD.

No better medicine could be made for
coughs, colds, Group, hoarseness. tick
ling throat, bronchitis, etc., than Fol
ey's Honey and Tar Compound. That's
why they can't improve the quality. and
war or no war, the price remains the
same. K. j. Sargent, Dallas, Tex.
says: Il believe Foley's Honey and Tar
has no equal for it completely relieved
me of all symptoms of tuberculosis
and my cough has entirely disappeared. -
Don't accept any substitute. for
Foley's Honey and Tar is the best. For
sale by all dealers everywhere adv.
The Richmond climax. (Richmond, Ky.) 1897-1914, 1914-09-30
Stop That First Fall Cough

Check your fall cough or cold at once
don't il may lead to serious lung
trouble. weaken your vitality and devel-
op chronic lung ailment. Get bottle
of DIR. Bells Pine-Tar- Honey to-day; 1t is
pure and harmless-use it freely for that
fall cough or cold. If Baby or children
are sick give it to them, it will relieve
quickly and permanently. 1t soothes the
irritated throat. lungs and air passages.
1t surely prevents cold germs from
getting hold. Guaranteed. Only 25c.
at your Druggist. adv.
The Richmond climax. (Richmond, Ky.) 1897-1914, 1914-09-30
RHEUMA ENDORSED
Recognized SIS a Standard Rem
edy For All Forms of
Rheumatism.
Restores Kidneys, Blood, Bowels
and Skin to Healthy Condition.

B. L. Middleton, or any druggist, who
has sold Rheuma for years will tell you
that this great remedy for rheumatism
has no superior. His knowledge is gain
ed from testimony of customers to whom
he has sold Rheuma. If you suffer from
some form of the disease try bottle. 1t
costs only so cents, but its use will con-
vince you that it will quickly and per-
manently benefit you.
Rhema starts with the first dose TO
clean your system of all poison; builds
up your shattered strength; infuses fresh
blood into your veins. and quickly re-
stores the kidneys, bowels blood and
skin TO healthy, normal condition. 1t
rapidly brings the swollen joints down
to normal, for the uric acid will have
teen driven out
That is the Rheuma way of treating
rheumatism. Your money returned if
it fails. 6-2t.
The Richmond climax. (Richmond, Ky.) 1897-1914, 1914-09-30
w. D. Oldham 6 co

phosphoric acid and potash have been
depleted, or, in other words, are the lin
iting factors. As rule, when nitrate of
soda is used as fertilizer it is a safe
principal to use in connection with il
some form of phosphorus and potassium,
having in mind permanent results rath-
er than temporary increase due 10 nit
rate of soda.
The Richmond climax. (Richmond, Ky.) 1897-1914, 1914-09-30
The Election i'm Kentucky

In November more than thirty United
States Senators are to be elected and up
on this election depends whether the
Senate shall remain Democratic or
whether it shall become Republican.
Most of the States where there is Sem
atorial election have only one Senator to
name, but Kentucky has two. The Dem
ocrats of Kentucky have therefore a
double responsibility. Should the Dem
ocrats in this State fail in their duty it
would seriously handicap President Will
sons administration. 1t is even possible
that upon the election in Kentucky may
depend the control of the Senate. No
good Democrat can afford to take this
chance by either staying away from the
polls or by failing to support Bec6ham
and Camden, our two senatorial nomi-
nees.
We believe that President Wilson's ad-
ministration is worthy of the most hearty
endorsement by the Democratic party.
He has accomplished more good for the
country in the way of wise legislation in
the part of his term than any of his pre-
decessors in half century have ever
done in full term.
We believe that the Democrats of Ken
lucky desire TO put the stamp Of their
approval upon Wilson. The only way
they can do this In November will be by
putting the stamp under the rooster. A
vote for the Democratic ticket this fall
is vote of confidence and approval of
the administration at Washington. A
vote against the Democratic ticket this
fall is vote of condemnation of Will
sons administration. - Elizabethtown
News.
FOLEY KIDNEY PILLS
FOR sAckAcHE KIDNEYS AND RIAOD DER
The Richmond climax. (Richmond, Ky.) 1897-1914, 1914-09-30
Dizzy? Bilious? Constipated?

DIR. Kings New Life Pills will cure
you, cause a healthy flow of Bile and
rids your Stomach and Bowels of waste
and fermenting body poisons. They are
tonic to your Stomach and Liver and
tone the general system. First dose
will cure you of that depressed, dizzy,
bilious and constipated condition. 25c
all Druggists. adv
The Richmond climax. (Richmond, Ky.) 1897-1914, 1914-09-30

HERBINE is the medicine that cures
biliousness, malaria and constipation.
The first dose makes you feel better, a
few additional doses cures completely.
Price SOC. Sold by Wines Drug Store.
The Richmond climax. (Richmond, Ky.) 1897-1914, 1914-09-30

Every day somebody tells us that our
MARY FLOUR is better than ever. Try
a sack of MARY next time and let us
know what you think of it. Madison
Milling Co. CIT
The Richmond climax. (Richmond, Ky.) 1897-1914, 1914-09-30

Yellow complexion, pimples and dis
figuring blemishes on the face and body
can be gotten rid of by doctoring the liv
er, which is torpid. HERBINE is a
powerful liver correctant. 1t purfes
the system, stimulates the vital organs
and puts the body in fine vigorous condi-
ton. Price SOC. Sold by Wines Drug
Store. adv
The Richmond climax. (Richmond, Ky.) 1897-1914, 1914-09-30
No War Prices Quoted Here

An extra good value in ladies' Silk
Petticoats all colors 25
Mems all wool Serge Suits, all sizes
stylish make. Regular SIS - 50 90
Boys stylish Knee Suits. all this
seasons make, sizes to Is years,
All colors, big assortment, worth
nearly double our price. See them
Burton Bros. celebrated new cloth
for dresses, in all colors, per yd - 23c
Best quality Irish Poplins, per yd-- 23c
The most complete assortment of
ladies', mems, boys and childrens
Shoes in Richmond. All the best
makes-Queen Quality for ladies,
VIM. Kneeland's and Beacon brand
for men, Clapp g. Tapley brand for
children-none better Get our
prices
Best Brass Pins, per paper ,- sc
Good Pins, per paper -- lie
Hair Pins, per paper lie
Large Cabinet Hair Pins -- SC
Safety Pins. all sizes, per card - Sc
White Tape, all sizes, per ball ----- &c
French Gloss Shoe Polish, bottle &c
Whitman's in l Shoe Paste &c
All Best Brands Talcum Powder.
your cholce lac
The Richmond climax. (Richmond, Ky.) 1897-1914, 1914-09-30

Good Apron Bingham, per I'd 1890 &c
Best Apron Ginghams, per I'd 30 lie
Our entire line of Dress Ginghams,
all new Fall patterns, including
the best makes, per yd---------9 l-2c
Good Brown Cotton, full I'd wide &c
Good Bleach Cotton, yard wide----7 l-2c
Hope Lonsd ale Bleach Cotton - s. l-2c
l24Unbleached Sheeting. per yd--- pc
9i4 Pepperrel Bleach Sheeting ---- 25c
lO4 ----- 27c
Best quality Percales double within
light and dark grounds-all new
patterns and styles-just the thing
for school dresses. Your choice
for, per yard - l-2c
Ladies Silk Black Hose, regular SOC
value, per pair 23c
Ladies extra large Bungalo Aprons,
well made, GInghams and Per-
Gales, dark and light colors $500 43c
Regular size Bingham Aprons 23c
Children's Bingham Dresses, sizes
10 9 years 39c
Ladies House Dresses, all sizes,
made of Amoskeg Bingham, plain
colors and stripes ----------- S5c
The Richmond climax. (Richmond, Ky.) 1897-1914, 1914-09-30

For dyspepsia, our national ailment,
use Burdock Blood Bitters. Recommend
ed for strengthening digestion, purifying
the blood. AT all drug stores. $1.00 a
bottle. adv
The Richmond climax. (Richmond, Ky.) 1897-1914, 1914-09-30
MR.. ROBERT FOWLER,
OF Okarche. OkIahoma-

Mr.. Robert Fowler Okarche. Okla
honla- writes:
ITO any sufferer of catarrh Of the
stomach. / am glad to tell my friends
or sufferers of catarrh that seventeen
years ago / was past work Of any
kind. due to stomach troubles. i tried
almost every known remedy without
any results.
Finally I tried Peruna, and am
happy to say i was benefited by the
first bottle. and after using a full
treatment I was entirely cured.
Il am now seventy years old, and
am In good health. due to always
having Peruna at my command. ]
would not think OF going away from
home for any length Of time without
taking a bottle OF Peruna along foi
emergency.
You are at liberty to use my pic
ture and testimony II you think II will
help any one who has stomach
trouble"
The Richmond climax. (Richmond, Ky.) 1897-1914, 1914-09-30

Price SOC, at all dealers. Don't SIM
ply ask for kidney remedy-get Doan's
Kidney Pills-the same that Mrs. Young
had. Foster-Milburn Co., Proprietors,
Buffalo, New York
The Richmond climax. (Richmond, Ky.) 1897-1914, 1914-09-30

Any skin itching is temper tester.
The more you scratch the worse il
itches. Doan's Ointment is for piles
eczema-apy skin itching. SOC at all
drug stores. adv
The Richmond climax. (Richmond, Ky.) 1897-1914, 1914-09-30

Call on Lackey & Todd for garden
seed and seed potatoes. Phone g. 32-tf.
The Bridgeport evening farmer., 1914-02-17
CLAIM MELIEN
 IS ILLEGALLY
 UNDER ARREST Plea to Jurisdiction Entered By Counsel for Former l, President CHARGES DROPPED AGAINST COLLEAGUES Trial of Railroad Case May
 Not Be Reached for
 Two Weeks

A claim that the present proceeding against former President Charles s. Mellen of the New Haven railroad is unconstft utional, is the basis of the plea. to the Jurisdiction filed by coun- sel for the railroad magnate in the superior court today.
 It is alleged that warrant, such as that sworn out for the arrest of Me11en on a manslaugF1ter charge can only be issued on probable cause sup ported by the sworn paths of witness es who have personal knowledge of based, railroad counsel claim, entirely upon the information and belief of States Attorney Judson and not upon his personal Knowledge. It is claimed that no afidavits have been filed to substantiate the charges and that the states attorney has no personal Knowledge of the facts stated in the warrant. This plea will be argued be- fore Judge Futile before MelIen is placed on trial at the present term of the criminal superior court, which convened here today.
 Although it was decided yesterday afternoon to quash the five indict- officials it was said that this action would not hasten the Me1len trial, which will probably be reached in about two weeks. The former presi- dent is out on $5s000 bonds furnished by DeVer H. Warner of this city. The five against whom the indictments were quashed were former Vice-Presi- dents c. H.. McHenry and Henry J. Horn, former General Manager B. R. Pollock, General Manager c. N. Wood ward and former superintendent of motor power. La !. Csazmalt.
 Several months aga Judge Greene granted a motfoa for separate trials for the five accused. After this de- cisfon it was felt that the state would find it awkward to proceed against the men individually.
 i Three of the four indictments against Mellen have been nolled and the one upon which he is held is gem era1 in its scope. It holds the former president responsible for the loss Of I the life Of Jane Doe, one of the seven killed in the wreck at Westport, Oct. 3, 1912.
 tContinued on Page Two,
The Bridgeport evening farmer., 1914-02-17
HUGE SEA LEAVES SHIP
 CHARGED WITH ELECTRIC
 CURRENT, MANY SHOCKED

Boston, Feb. 17.-How huge sea which boarded the German steamer Warteufals, wrecked the chart house, smashed a powerful electric signal lamp s1lort-circufted the wires and for a time charged the ship with elec- tr1cftys was related today by Captain Scfov. The steamer arrived yester- day from Calcutta. The sea broke over her while she was off the coast last Saturday
 f Chief Officer Voigt was thrown from the bridge and a beam from the de- 1no1ished chart house pinned 8 Malay <1aarfermaster to the deck The yes eeI was rolling heavily and human chain was formed to pull away the beam- When the end man in the chain took hold of a steel stanchion he and all the others were knocked Gown by an electric shock
 After the source of the trouble was located, the current was disconnected and the quartermaster was released.