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The Topeka state journal. [volume] (Topeka, Kansas) 1892-1980, 1914-05-07
WASHBURN REvENGE1
Hardy Leads Team to To- Inning VIC
tory Over Aggfcs.

Washburn took revenge on the
Agg1eS for the defeat Of last week,
by beating them Wednesday by the
score of to 6 in a ten-inning battle.
Hardy was on the firing line again for
the Sons Of Ichabod and was entitled
to a better game, but his support was
cratic at times and the. extra inning
battle resulted. The Aggies appear to
have very good college team, but
their pitchers could not stop the at
tack of the local collegians. ! WASH
burn has a heavy bunch of hitters.
Hardy pitched good game when
1t Is considered that his support wob-
bled from. time to time Dwight
Ream had miserable day at third
and Trobert didn't have much luck at
first. Ream made three errors, but
this does not tell the tale. The farm
ers landed on Hardy and the duslky
warrior appeared to be "all in on
two or three different occasions. He
was aware. that the Washburn club
did not have a reserve stock of pitch
ers, so he nerved himself to the task
and kept up the pace as well as he
could.
Drove Aggfe Pitcher ON Mound.
The Aggies played well but could
not stop the fusillade of hits which
were pelted from time to time. Omer
started the game and a walk and Tro-
80 AAO.AAO 0AA Sui Gu lWO Al lHC
first inning. With one out in the Sec
Ond. Euwer was safe on a scratch
and Hardy hit for three bases. Omer
retired in favor of Bailey and he held
the seventh inning, although it could
the Washburnites to a shutout until
the seventh inning, although it could
be seen that he could not withstand
the pace.
Hardy's only bad inning was the
eighth, when q walk, an error by
Ream and four singles and one two
base hit scored four runs and tied
up the score. One little hit, two err
rors and a wild pitch had scored two
runs in the sixth.
Three singles showed a run across
the pan in the seventh inning for
Washburn. Mcfarland. with one out,
In the eighth, was hit by q pitched
ball. Hardy singled, and the former
scored. when Bailey walked two men
in succession.
With one out in the tenth, Hardy
started the fireworks. 1t must be said
that this boy worked as hard to win
the game as, any other man on the
club. In addition to pitching a cred
table game. he polled- one three-base
drive and three singles in five times
at bat. His last hit came in the tenth
and was followed by other singles by
Beales and Hasty and the winning
run went across with but one out.
The score:
The Topeka state journal. [volume] (Topeka, Kansas) 1892-1980, 1914-05-07
CLUB women IN ROW
Report Of Resolution Committee
- Started tho Trouble.

Wichita, KAN, May THE Kansas
Federation of Women's Clubs. which
has been in session In Wichita during
the past three days, closed the largest
convention in its history. with the
meeting Wednesday evening. Al
though there was no election or i'm
portant federation business. the Gre
dentials committee reported 2O1 ac-
visiting women.
Last-minute confusion developed in
the federation meeting when the reso-
lutions committee brought in q list of
resolutions to be adopted. The trou-
bic. was started with a resolution to
do away with the legislative depart
ment and turn over all legislation to
the Good Citizenship League. The con-
vention refused the resolution. The
convention then passed q motion to
strike out all resolutions introduced
by the legislative committee. No one
knows what resolutions were submit
ted by the legislative COMMITTEES ana
federation has adopted.
Wednesdays program showed a va
riety of short departmental reports
and addresses, interpreted with
business. Business transacted includ-
ed the Endorsement Of a list OF re-
mothers' pensions, civil service laws,
the establishment Of county farms for
juvenile offenders and other welfare
measures which were suggested from
the various departments and intro
duced by the resolutions committee
The convention formally commended
DR.. q. ]. Crumbine, secretary Of the
resolution favoring the establishment
Kansas board of health, and passed a
resolution favoring the establishment
OF department Of child hygiene and
the setting aside of per cent of the
state appropriation for the use Of tho
health department.
Mrs. w. A. Johnston of Topeka
made plea for the state travelling IL
brary. II want to ask you women to
stand behind an effort to secure an
appropriation for the travelling IL
brary," said Mrs. Johnston. The last
legislature cut down the appropria-
ton to $4,000"
Mrs. HI. o. Carney of Topeka, rep
reSenting the department of social hy-
giene. spoke during the afternoon on
the duty OF the public school to the
chf1d's physical and moral welfare.
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THEY DON'T AGREE.
Attorneys for State Commissions and
I. c. c. Are at Variance.

Washington. May THE interstaae
commerce commission had before it
today a supplemental brief filed by
Clifford Thorne, representing the
western railroad commissions, before
that body. in the advance rate case,
in which he arraigns Louis d. Bran
deis, special counsel for the commits
sion. Mr.. Brandeis in his closing
argument in the case last Friday
stated that ION the whole, the net in
come. the net operating revenues. OF
the carriers in official classification
territory are smaller than is consistent
with their assured prosperity and the
welfare Of the community"
Mr.. Thorne asserts that Mr.. Bran
deis began his argument before the
commission by conceding the position
Of the carrierA On behalf OF those
whom he represents, Mr.. Thorne says
that he 'srepudiateg in unqualified
Brandeis in his closing argument. He
says that had he known Mr.. Brandeis
"was actually going to take the rail-
road side OF the particular question
up for discussion ~ to the adequacy
Of the railroad revenues-as 2 whole
should .certainly have asked that he
be heard .Along with the railroad
counsel before1 made my argument"
Mr.. Thofhe sid that Mr.. Brandeis
announced 1fas conclusions without
either or2l Or written argument ON
basic questions necessarily involved in
arriving IT such = c0ncluo3oQs"
He adds the4 fnbpfex - 4r. Braa-
deis's opinion A. ngtS l6pported by 80.
not give M 1si TO ifz - y
Mr.. EhoFne u11 9elGx4 ~ The eu1-
pardonabte attaef Qf 4fs Hrnu411p
ON the sqtp1us - Mr.. IhQynp3 -
allowed <ad says ti.as u c1El G.
The Topeka state journal. [volume] (Topeka, Kansas) 1892-1980, 1914-05-07
Tcner Revises Schedule.

New York, May 7.-President John
X. Tener of the National League has
announced several changes In the
playing schedule, including the assign
ing Of dates for games postponed on
account of weather conditions. The
revision of the schedule moves for
ward the Cincinnati game at st. Louis.
scheduled for June s. to May 8. and
the St. Louis game at Cincinnati.
scheduled for September IA. to June 3:
Open dates which have been utilized
for the playing of postponed games
are:
At Pittsburg June 1, st. Louis: Sep
TENDER Is. Cincinnati
At Cincinnati June "a. chicago;
August 81. Chicago.
At Chicago September IA, Pittsburg.
The Topeka state journal. [volume] (Topeka, Kansas) 1892-1980, 1914-05-07
AUTOISTS PLAN TOUR.
Club Of Cuba VIII Go on Sociabflity
Run May II.

Cuba, May THE members of the Cuba
Automobile club held meeting Tuesday
night and decided to go on . sociability
run May II. The route will be selected
The members OF the club also have de-
cided to mark the trail between Cuba to
Munden and Narka and the automobile
owners of these two towns. will cooperate
with the Cuba owners in doing the work.
A large eign VIII be put up along the
Rock Island highway designating the dis
The Topeka state journal. [volume] (Topeka, Kansas) 1892-1980, 1914-05-07

die, Knaus, Larrick, DeArmond. McFar-
land. Hits-On Omer in ~ innings: on
Omer 1, Bailey 3. Hardy 4. Struck out
BY Hardy s. Bailey 4. Double play
Hasty to Trobert; Brfney to Knaus. Wild
pitch-Hardy 2. Hit by Bailey-McFar-
The Topeka state journal. [volume] (Topeka, Kansas) 1892-1980, 1914-05-07
NATIONAL LEAGUE.
HE.

At Pittsburgh-Score: RHE.
Chicago .OOO. 900 600 2
Pittsburgh -. 900 600 OO1-1 4 /
Batteries-ChicagQ, Cheney and
son.
At New York-Score: RHE.
Brooklyn 900 1O4 00o-5 10 1
New York >. .O00s poo O03-3 7 o
Batteries Rucker and
Miller; New York. Demaree and Mey-
ers.
At st, Louis@Score: R.H.E.
Cincinnati -. 200 900 o01-3 3 o
St Louis 900 600 600 4 O
Batteries-Cincinna Benton and
Clarke: st. Louis, Sallee and Snyder.
Philadelphia at Boston-Postponed
on account of rain.
The Topeka state journal. [volume] (Topeka, Kansas) 1892-1980, 1914-05-07
Denver 5: wichita 4.

Denver, May 7.-Denyer won the fourth
straight game from Wichita.
The visitors scored their only run in
the first inning on a home run by Bills.
Denver scored two in the sixth on q
single by Wetzel. and a home run by
Barbour one run in the seventh on a
double and a single, and two more in the
eighth on. single. base on balls and .
triple. The score:
The Topeka state journal. [volume] (Topeka, Kansas) 1892-1980, 1914-05-07

rifice hits-Faye, Coffey. Hit by pitched
ball-Nicholson- Struck out-Wetzel. 8;
Scott, l. Bases on balls-On Wetzel, Il
or Scott. 1. Double plays-French to Cof-
fey to Fisher: Nicholson to Castle: Bills
to Henry: Block to Coffey. Time-1:30.
Umpires-Gaston and Stockdale.
The Topeka state journal. [volume] (Topeka, Kansas) 1892-1980, 1914-05-07
BASEBALL AT DOVER.
X. and L. Of S. of Topeka with Band
Will Furnish Amusement.

Dover, Kan, May ION Saturday,
May 8, the Knights and Ladies. Of Sc
curity Baseball club will play the Do
yer club at Dover. Their famous
band will come with them and remain
in Dover for an evening concert. This
game opens the baseball season in
Dover and great time is anticipated.
The Topeka state journal. [volume] (Topeka, Kansas) 1892-1980, 1914-05-07
AMERICAN 'lEACUE.

At Cleveland-Score: RH.E.
81 clsv sSsas :5599SS,S SIS 500
an BattsriesTs hastsf 1 as;ns ed
Carisch. 1890 .--
. At Washington-Score: R-H.E
New York .1O1 O02 o. so
Washington 900 900 90 3 2
4 Came called: by agreement.
Sweeney washington. Shaw and
Henry. x ~
At hiladelphia-Score: R.HE.
Boston ...... 900 O2O 1903 g. I
Philadelphia .12O 100 1871 Is 3
Batteries Collins and Car
rigan:. Philadelphia. Bush andsSchang.
At Chicago-Score: R.H.E.
Detroit p. ..-...s.. 102-yO1O 900 6 q
Chicago 1901 O1 900 O00"2 8 5
Batteries-Hall. Reynolds. Dauss
and Stanage; Scott. Cicotte. and
Schalk. -
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ton 2, Patterson. Stolen bases-Davis 2.
Britton, Reilly. Double play-Reilly to
Jones. Left on bases-Des Moines, 9; st.
Joseph. 9. Hits-On Slattery, a in in
nings; Off Lakoff in 1: OF Clarke. in
.. Struck out-By Clarke. I; by Slattery:
Thomas 2. Bases on balls-Slattery. 2:
off Lakoff, 2: of Clarke, !. Hit by pitch
er-By Lakof Cox and G. Watson).
Time-2:O0. Umpire-Parent.
The Topeka state journal. [volume] (Topeka, Kansas) 1892-1980, 1914-05-07
lOtdlS 10 4
sMeyer batted for Dessau III eight

Called eighth to catch train.
Summary: Home run-Schreiber. Two
base hits-Lloyd, Schneider. CULLEN,
Dowd, Forsythe. Rapps. Double plays
Quillin and Lloyd; Dowd and koerner;
MCGEE to Dowd to Koerner %. Left on
bases-I4incoln 9. Topeka g. Struck out
Dessau 3. McGrath 8. Bases on balls
Dessau 3, Brian 2. McGrath 3. Time-1:54.
EMPIRES and Barr.
The Topeka state journal. [volume] (Topeka, Kansas) 1892-1980, 1914-05-07
Cleveland Recalls Recruits.

Cleveland, May Luke Glavnich,
New Orleans Southern association
pitcher, has been summoned to join
He was with Cleveland at the start OF
last season, but later served with the
Omaha club of the Western League
The Topeka state journal. [volume] (Topeka, Kansas) 1892-1980, 1914-05-07
sBatted for Doyle in third.
OMAHA

SUMMARY: TWO-base hftS-Sm1th, ThOm-
as 2; Chase. Three-base hits-LeJeune
Clancy. Home run-Davidspn. Sacrifice
hits-Thomas. Crisp, Kane. Struck out
House 1. Ormsby I, Closman i. Doyle g.
by. Hit by pitched ball-Krug. Ward.
Clarke. Time-2:18. Umpire-Haskell.
The Topeka state journal. [volume] (Topeka, Kansas) 1892-1980, 1914-05-07

Rock Island Through Trains Det0ured
and Locals Haul Mails.

Canton, May Ton account of the high
water in the southwest part Of the state
and bridges washed out along the lines Of
the Rock Island System, the through
trains of the system have been detoured
Reno, Okla, since last Friday. The local
passenger trains have been handling tho
nails
The Topeka state journal. [volume] (Topeka, Kansas) 1892-1980, 1914-05-07
CITY LEAGUE TO open
Teams Will Parade Saturtlay-TwC
Games Be Played.

The first games in the City Baseball
League will be played at League park
Saturday afternoon If the weather is
favorable. This opening was arranged
for last Saturday but was postponed on
account of rain. Saturday. the Col
lege Hill Bakery and the Voiland
Clothing company will stage the first
game, beginning at o'clock The sec
ond game will be played by the Gem
Grocery and the Rock Island clubs and
will be started soon after the College
Hill-Voiland game.
The teams, in automobiles. will start
at 1 O'Clock from in front of the
knights and Ladies' of Security build
ing and go north to the Rock Island
depot and then countermarch to Tenth
street. Jay E. House will pitch the
first ball.
The K. and L. of S. and the Eagle
teams will play Sunday.
The Topeka state journal. [volume] (Topeka, Kansas) 1892-1980, 1914-05-07
WESTERN LEAGUE.

ST. Joseph, NO.. May THE locals
punched hits Wednesday afternoon on
Slattery Lakoff and Clarke and won the
fourth game of the series. to 2. The
The Topeka state journal. [volume] (Topeka, Kansas) 1892-1980, 1914-05-07
Sioux CITY II: Omaha Z.

Sioux City. May Sioux City pounded
three pitchers for II runs in four innings
and won, before Stevenson stopped the
fusillade. Score:
The Topeka state journal. [volume] (Topeka, Kansas) 1892-1980, 1914-05-07
FEDERAL LEAGUE.

At Chicago-Score: r HI E
Buffalo. .301 900 900 3
Chicago. O10 $40 O3s-12 10 4
BatteriesHMoran. Anderson and
Blair; Hendrix and Wilson. Block
At st. Louis-Score: r H E
Baltimore. 900 102 500-8 IL
st. Louis 900 031 1907 s
BatteriestF. Smiths Quinn and
Jacklitsch; Brown, Crandal and Si-
mon.
At Kansas City-Score: r H E
Pittsburg. 033 0z1sOO1-10 Is o
kansas City -. 100 Ole 0O2-s4 IL 2
Batteries-WaIker, Adams and Ber-
ry; Harris, Stone, Hogan and East
erly.
The Topeka state journal. [volume] (Topeka, Kansas) 1892-1980, 1914-05-07
Kansas 8: Missouri O.

Lawrence, Kan, May kansas
university won from Missouri here
Wednesday. the visitors being helpless
before Pitcher Bishop. Only % men
faced Bishop and only one got on
bases. Wendell made home run in
the sixth. Score: RH E
Kansas .O02 O21 O1*-6 90
Missouri 900 900 1000 Z
MISUNDERSTANDING and Sommers:
Angerer, Taylor and Hall.
The Topeka state journal. [volume] (Topeka, Kansas) 1892-1980, 1914-05-07
AMERICAN ASSOCIATION

At Kansas City-Scere: R.H.E.
Indianapolis .O21 202 24O-13 9 O
Kansas City 80. 900 600 012- 8 Z
O'Brien and Blackburn; Morgan.
Bearman and Geiba1.
At Milwaukee-Score: R.H.E.
Milwaukee 900 100 0OO--1 5 3
Louisville ...O1O oil 0OO-3 3 1
Cutting, Powell and Hughes: Loud
ermilk and Severeid. ~
Columbus at Minneapolis postpon-
ed; rain. essF
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GAMES POSTPONED.
NATIONAL LEAGUE.
Philadelphia at Boston, rain.
FEDERAL. LEAGUE.
Brooklyn at Indianapolis, We
grounds.
AMERICAN ASSOCIATION.
Columbus at Minneapolis, rain.
The Topeka state journal. [volume] (Topeka, Kansas) 1892-1980, 1914-05-07
DIES MONIES.

"Batted for Slattery in fifth.
s"Batted for Lakon in seventh.
sssBatted for Clarke in ninth.
ST TnSEpu
The Topeka state journal. [volume] (Topeka, Kansas) 1892-1980, 1914-05-07

Washington, May Harry Collier.
pitcher secured from Georgia
Tech" has been released by the
Washington American League team to
the Des Moines Western League, club.
The Topeka state journal. [volume] (Topeka, Kansas) 1892-1980, 1914-05-07
TRAP SHOOTERS TO PRATT.
Ed Arnold Of Larned Makes High Run
of 1OO-WOn State Title.

Of 1OO-WOn State Title.
Dodge City, Kan. May "A perfect
score was made Wednesday by e. T.
Arnold of Larned, who won the cham
pionship Of the Kansas State Gun club
shoot. He broke 100 straight targets.
Weaver Wilson OF Parsons was second
with 90, and George Lewis of Wichita.
third. G.. G. Spencer was high profess
sional with SO breaks.
Walter Padigo was elected president
Of the club; Del Travis, vice president:
Charles Cooper, secretary. All live at
Pratt. where the state shoot viii be
held next year.
The Topeka state journal. [volume] (Topeka, Kansas) 1892-1980, 1914-05-07

St. Louis, May 7.-University of
Arkansas, 8; Christian Brothers COL
The Olneyville times. (Olneyville [Providence, R.I.]) 1887-1917, 1914-05-08
Cats and Man.

No subject that DR.. Weir Mitchell
studied, either scientific or social, Is
more curious than the one he describ-
ed In little known paper entitled
"Of Ailurophobia and the Power to BE
Conscious Of the Cat as Near, When
Unseen and Unheard" In this pa
per DR.. Mitchell declares that there
are persons who have been able to dis
tinguish the presence of a cat by Its
smell, but cannot any longer do sc
and yet who retain ability to detect
unseen cats.
1T is likely" he says, that the cal
emanatlons may affect the nervous
system through the nasal membrane
although unrecognized as odors. Why
these emanadons should, If plainly
perceived as due to cats, cause Ger
tain symptoms in those who dread cats
is readily understood.
"The ultimate cause of unreasonable
terror Of cats | cannot explain. Cen
tury.
The Olneyville times. (Olneyville [Providence, R.I.]) 1887-1917, 1914-05-08
SAVE A LITTLE.
A Bank Account IS Better Than Show
That Keeps One Broke.


II is quite possible that the Ameri.
cnn family is too optimistic. 1t Is al
ways going 10 have larger income
next year or In five years. II desires
to keep up In social matters with the
people next door or farther up the
street. Ii buys pianos or motorcars or
encyclopedias on monthly payments.
but In most cases put no monthly In
stallment In the savings bank. 1t has
no margin OF security.
How much better II is to have a mar
gin of resources than to be living con.
tinually on the ragged edge OF nothing
as many Of us do just because we are
such devotees Of the god Of appear
ances.
While the high cost of living Is one
OF the live topics of the day. note Of
warning should be sounded-a warning
against extravaganza. suggestion that
every family make a deposit I'm the
savings bank each month. The fu-
ture happiness and prosperity of the
average American family depend upon
the proper adjustment Of income and
expenditure. II Is not what man
earns, but what he and his family
save, that counts in determining the
ultimate success or failure Of his life
from material standpoint.--T. ID. Nc
Gregor's Talks on Thrift"
The Olneyville times. (Olneyville [Providence, R.I.]) 1887-1917, 1914-05-08
Aar CnnnratulationR.

An Evanston lady was telling the
other day about rather lugubrious
aunt who seemed to see everything
through blue spectacles. Her greatest
pleasure in life was in attending fu'
nerals, and In case of friends illness
she would console the patient with
gloomy forebodings and with tales OF
others who had met untimely deaths
through similar Affections.
Her sister. who. though in good
health, was by no means young, was
celebrating her birthday, and it fell to
the melancholy one to send congratu
lations.
my dearest sister," she wrote. you
have passed another milestone In life's
journey. Do you realize that you are
a year nearer the grave? | wish you
many happy returns of the day. y.'-Chi
cago Inter Ocean.
The Olneyville times. (Olneyville [Providence, R.I.]) 1887-1917, 1914-05-08
CHILDREN MUST PLAY.
That Is the Method Nature Provided
For Their Development.

That Is the Method Nature Provided
For Their Development.
"And the streets Of the city shall be
full Of boys and girls playing in the
streets thereof" Thus spoke Zechariah
In $40 b. G. But there were fewer
motorcars In Zecharlah's day than
there are In ours. The children now
need for their play some place safer
than the street
More important than the playground,
however, is the play. 1t is we'll that
children should play in safe place,
but 1t Is absolutely necessary that they
should play somewhere If they are to
grow up at all, for there is no doubt
now, / think, In the minds of educa-
tors that play builds the child. 1t is
the method that nature has provided
for his development Play, indeed, is
the positive side of the whole phe-
nomenon of infancy.
The reason the higher animals-and
man, above all-are born so helpless
and Uniformed is that they may be
finished by this special method. 1t is
for the sake of play that infancy ex-
lists; that there is such a thing as a
child at ALL The child who is depriv-
ed of his chance to play is deprived
Of his opportunity to grow up.-Crafts-
man.
The Olneyville times. (Olneyville [Providence, R.I.]) 1887-1917, 1914-05-08
He Was Posted.

A distinguished painter employed a
small boy from a neighboring slum as
a model. He gave the child some tea
and asked him IL he would like brown
bread or white. expecting. as is usual
with such youngsters. that he would
ask for white. The boy. however. ask.
ed for brown bread.
Hello" exclaimed the painter. as
tonisbed: "do you like brown breadT"
"Yes," replied the boy; "its got more
nitrogen I'm Manchester Guardian
The Olneyville times. (Olneyville [Providence, R.I.]) 1887-1917, 1914-05-08
Strained.

They were discussing Bessie's wed
ding.
Usually II Is the bridegroom who Il
nervous, while the bride Is self pos
sessed." commented one of the brides
maids. "but Bessie's voice sounded al
though she were frightened IL sound
ed rather strained"
"Oh. there's a reason for that" ex
planned one of the ushers. You see
she was talking through her veilr'-
Lipplncotts
The Olneyville times. (Olneyville [Providence, R.I.]) 1887-1917, 1914-05-08
LEGAL NOTICES
TOWN OF JOHNSTON

Johnston. II. J.. Nav

Johnston. X. J.. May 8, 1914
The undersigned executors of the last will
and testament, with codicil thereto, OF
Harry Keighley, late OF the town OF Johns
ton, deceased, which Will has been admitted
to propate by the Probate Court OF the town
of Johnston, hereby gives notice that they
have accepted said trust end have given
bond according to law.
All persons having claims against said
estate are notified TO file the same In the
Office OF the clerk of said court within six
months from the date OF the first advertise.
ment hereof
may s st HARRY METCALF.
THOMAS BLOOMER
The Olneyville times. (Olneyville [Providence, R.I.]) 1887-1917, 1914-05-08
Administration Notice.

Johnston, K. l., May !, 1914.
The undersigned executrix OF the last
Will and Testament of Esther MathewsOn,
late of the Town of Johnston, deceased,
which will has been admitted to probate by
the Probate Court of the Town of Johnston,
hereby gives notice that she has accepted
said trust and has given bond according to
law.
All persons having claims gainst said es-
tate are hereby notified to file the same In
six months from the date of the first adver-
tisement thereof.
myl-3t EMMA Il. CHADBOURNE.
The Olneyville times. (Olneyville [Providence, R.I.]) 1887-1917, 1914-05-08

Among present day British parlia
mentary orators the labor leaders use
the longest as well as the most recondite
words. Mr.. Balfour, however, Is pret
ty hard to beat at polysyllable dis
plays. In a speech on dualism In edu
cation, delivered some time ago, h'
used the word "dichotomize." The re
porters. not having heard Of thi'
arrange verb. held consultation about
II and sent up a message to Mr.. Bal
four asking IL their note was correct
In reply they received delightful Bal
fourism: did I really use such
word7 Was II verb or a substantive
Make Il 'bisect' "-Londop Standard.
The Olneyville times. (Olneyville [Providence, R.I.]) 1887-1917, 1914-05-08
Expert Criticism.

"Why do you associate with that
rough looking man? He looks like a
burglar"
"That Is just what he Is. my boy.
When you, write crime play these
Gays you are supposed to have real
criminal coIlaborate with you."-Kan.
sas City Journal.
The Olneyville times. (Olneyville [Providence, R.I.]) 1887-1917, 1914-05-08

Hon. Albert West, of Providence,
should not take the governership too
seriously. Rhode Island may not
want boy governor just yet.