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The Anderson daily intelligencer. [volume] (Anderson, S.C.) 1914-1915, 1914-03-08
,IORN / M'IAlIRIl rs
VVssSS ~ tTG StSi5sTU I'D
eleventh H CANDIDATE
Announces shAt He VIII EpGcr tas
Primary for Oovarnor Of
.5@j s..t Is South Carolina 5.

cottmbia, aiafch, i. FORMER Sanas
tor John L. McLaurin this aft6rno0fs
autnotiSed the annonne eeniant that he
will BE a candidate FOR kovernor 81
South Carolina at the next urirnary
election. The battle will IS waged the
coming summer. 3
Senator McItauFln, whose drarhsfie
political career startled the oa,IFfry
scmel years ago, while cioseiy aiIIrn.
Ing himself on adIniais tfatinn meas
ires in the stirring al6bifg tiays of
q present session said fhat
he had no statements "a ma te af tFis
time of his course on STATE uoIitsoaT
matters in the approaeh hiiie Z calnpaIen.
Later, he viii give out 1 statement
The aDnouneanen of lsr. ailcT, ,anFin
makes the eleventh can dSte Tor tbs,.
Office of Governor II ctfceifs
certain now. that eithsf lha CiaFy ss
ans or RepE9seatatlys Il sseygdson
Senate. but neither has definitely cos,l.
mitted himself. & s.
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MEX|CS FIGHT
NEAR TORREON
PROBABLY BEGINNING OF
END OF THE WAR ON
HUERTA
FINANCES ARE BAD
Huerta Appears Unable to Organ
ize A Federal Bank-May Go
Into Field at Head of Army
FINANCES ARE BAD
(By Associated press.)

Mexico City, March Light fight
ing north and west of Torreon was
reported to the war department by
General Velasco, who claimed that he
had repulsed the enemy in both direc-
tions
Supporting the rumol that General
Huerta intends to temporarily leave
the presidency and assume command
OF a division of the army "Gil Bias"
an afternoon Spanish newspaper, Sat
urday devoted considerable space To
discussing the probabillt! of such ac-
tion.
Secretary of State Bryan has in
stEHcted Nelson O'SiiaaE hnessy, the
American charge d'affair IS, to urge
the government to release InocenciG
Benavides, resident on tae frontier,
arrested several days agb by federal
troops and charged with oeing impli-
Gated az thsS rebellion This affair
promises to develop an important in
ciGent, since the authorities appear
to have no information concerning the
whereabortN of Benavides and the en-
bassy has "een unable TO locate him.
He wa ed through Saltillo into
Guanajua, by the embassy. but there
he was lost. The state department
ludI I0cUO-
vides is an American
Huerta Is Broke
Abandonment OF the proposed
scheme to re-establish a Federal, bank
was discussed at the palace today and
It appeared probable tonight that such
"a bank would he one OF the means us
ed for raising money. The scheme, Ii
Is said, was opposed by Adclfo De-
spa. Minister of Finance and an
taEuniHrn on the part OF the regular
banks was uhdisguised.
Tie announced intention to estab-
lish federal bank helped cause a
high rate OF exchange today, although
there was evidence that the increase
was partly artificial. The National
bank was one OF the heaviest buyers
of exchange late today. The rate
sitffsnsi and toward the cIUsins OF
the market, when the selling rate
dropped from $50 to 335. 3
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AEfen Day Pesthsrsa Ones.

ST, Louis, Mo-. March This is
isiis55uFi fien Day. rhe Missouri
State Poultry Association has launch-
ed o Systematic and thorough oduca-
tional campaign in cooperation with
tho state poultry experiment station
at Mountain Grove, which will extend
into every county In the State. The
association realizes there Is & conta-
gious enthusiasm and inspiration In
concerted action which makes MOLE
h.lis out Of mountains, and renders
the impossible possible. For that rea-
son they have started the campaign
Simultaneously. for the same ideas and
purposes They say Missouri is the
gr3atest poultry state9 in. the union,
but there is still work to do. The in
dustry is only Ia its infancy, and there
is vast room Tor growth and Improve
Iiieat. Profits might easily and quick
iS 10 doubled by a more general use
OF modern methods md practices,
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CREW NARROWLY
ESCAPED DEATH
Wreck Survivors Picked Up In
An Almost Frozen
Condition
nv Asaohlntad pressl

Newport News Va, March L.
l3ringing Captain II. G. Simmons and
sixteen members of tho crew of the
American steamer Charlnmagne Tow
or. Jr., which went down of the New
Jersey coast yesterday morning, the
whaleback steamer Bayport reached
here late this afternoon. The wreck
survivors were landed at Sewcll's
Point where they boarded a trolley
for Norfolk, leaving Norfolk tonight
for New York.
Whth four of the men half dead from
exposure, the shipwrecknd crew were
picked up near Barnegat Light yester-
day AFTERNOON at 3 o'clock during a
binding storm, five milns south of
where the Charlemagne. Jr, founder
ed. Their rescue was effected by a
signal light attracting the attention
OF the Captain of the Dayport Just as
the steamer was IN the act of passing
tae small boat. Snow was falling
neaVliy anq 1t, was fast growing dark.
the captain who fwas on the bridge,
could barely see the light as Il Jared
up The Bayport put about and dis
covered the half frozen and snow coy-
cred men hudalsd in n twenty.foot
boat. a stiff wind prevailed nj thu
time and the men were water soaked
and numbed from cold. In order to
make room for the nverc:owas;, ,nrrr
some of the men were forced to lie in
the bottom of the boat and these were
In worse condition than the Others
four of them being restored with dim.
Guilty after beine taken aboard tha
Bayport
| Captain Simmons did not know OF
the rescue of fhn7F Fret nd1cor rphn,,,1
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SPLENDID SPEAKER
IS HERE FOR TODAY
PRESIDENT OF WoFFoRD is
TIE FEATURE
''MAN AND SYSTEM"
Fifth of Mems Meetinss Brings
"eraatO Orator -E.iueaioE Ei CT the
South"
''MAN AND SYSTEM"

That Anderson people have. been
able to hear such splendid speakers as
those who have been coming here is
matter of congratulation for the pub
lie OF the city at largo and people of
Anderson should give full credit
where credit Is due, to the manage
ment OF the Anderson Y. NJ C. A. The
meetings which have been taking
place in the cnurt ,.ouse are already
resulting in much good and this Is
nothing compaH4d to. the seffeet that
&ill later be resl llged. All OF the cred
| It for this undsrtgking Is due the
Tuapabie secretary OF the. local Il, NJ.
|, c. A., and the ethanks or the people 56s
the city are his .
For today man comes TO Anderson
known in every crook and Granny of
the State-a man whose name is syn
EonoIaons with education in all sections
OF the country, and when this man an
pears on the platform this afternoon
he will face crowded auditorium.
no tess Fsr5oEags has bG9n ssSuTeti
tor this afternoon than DIR. Henry ".
snyder, president of Wofford college
at Spartanhnrg and enc Of the hest
known educators in the State. DR..
Snyder is popuiariy Known through
oAt otpiOS tllS sec
ton OF the country as The orator of
the Stats" land he richly deserves the
name. He Is one man who has given
over his life to tho training nf the
young men OF tho country and making
OF them better citizens ann Tho work
that he has accomplished and is con-
tinuing To accomplish will benefit
this state years after, nr, Snyder has
completed his earthly iaBors,
THE Man and The System" will be
the topic discussed by tie able speak
err this afternoon and ihoEe who have
heard him along this line say that
the address will be. rare feature.
Another decidedly pleasant feature
of tsiis afternoons meeting VIII he the
song service aud the musical pro-
gram All told the entire afternoon
VIII Ea one of pleasHrc The speak
! or VIII hngin AK o'clncIt ana Il is
urged that all he In their seats by that
honr In order that there may ba no
confusion.
II
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POsFfD. T.P.AA. HELD
ITS AlUAL MEETING
SPLENDID REPORT MADE BY
THE SECRETARY
ELECT DEL EGATEs
New ofhesss Selected and Plans
Mapped Oat for Next Year BY
The Local Association
! ELECT DELE GATES

According to the report OF the Sec
retarys read at the anr ual meeting OF
Post D.; Travellers ~ elective AssociL
alton ut Its annual meeting last night;
stae local post has been able to show
an increase of almost iep %per cent
OF increasing at an aarly date
for the. past year and the prospects
this numbsr arc Eno Post ID, accord
Ing toithe report. now leads the State.
and stands second in the entire s5.
sT.is IS taken by. the members as a
tspl5ndia showing and VIII be some-
what surprising t ttoae Anderson
rropie who are not familiar with what
the local pgst Eas been doing.
At last nights meetings resolutions
were adopted thanklng the Blue Ridge
railway for the now station % &c
crested here, the track scales, the new
trains and the additional trains to the
west ,asolutio Ions thanking the Char
lestpfi 8 Vveetarn Carolina railway
for tA sersaissals ant freight depot,
now being erected for nderson, were
also unanimously adopted.
mRtteE of miach interest through
out Tho cts was as election OF Of
5iicers for the en- SUNG year, which re-
suited as follows President, @. Ban
Alien: yice-presidsn Al. M. McFalI. !.
sesctd yice-pressSlen R. = !. Romer:
third VICE -presideIi d. B. Gossstt !:
aerrsiary and treasurer, Fsaster Y.
sTfibbic: ehapia in : j. Ii. Gi6boney; To-
cal physician, ~. Is Ashmpra.
Tbs fOIhlWing were the gentlemen
eleckod "A daiesesAs 10 attend ina
State Association IN Columbia. In eea-
slnn May 8 and o: A. s. FAINT, n. !.
RaIner. W. Il. Bfissey. =. c. King. Al
M MeFaIl 8 =. Rurrlsss r. ID. Wat
klns. Jr,
The president announced the fol-
lowing conlnittsse a the session held
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Icoatinned on saird page. q
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AIr. watkins in washington

Washington. March 7.-aIt' was tho
nlnstE G.,se!:iEs pubiis ;;iitttt7asfraTSc ;;iitttt7asfraTISc az
ers listened to-" was the expression
nsed by r; Frank Nafhins OF Ander-
son. after hearing fiis iiiesSage of
President Wilson delivered personally
70 Congress Thursday afternoon. Mr.
Watkins was in Washine ton for a oou-
pie OF days during the present week,
and through the courtesy OF Repre-,
sentative Aiken was able TO secure ad.
mission TO tho gallery OF tile House OF
Representatives to hear the Presl-
dents address. SO \
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FOURTH NEGRO ARRESTED
ehHTEei win Be.ng Implicated fl
Murder,
tGy AsRnclated prese !

Charlotte, March THE fourth ar
rest In connection With the murder of
l.. Preston Lyerly at BARRIERS, juno
t!c:, FEBRUARY February 81, WIS made at Sails
bury tonight when officials took into
custody Will Fits. implicated In Sid
ringers alleged conression. VIII
Kirkpatrick, who Is said to have been
charged by Finger with having fired
the shot that killed Lyerly, accord
Ing to officers, was turning an Ice
cream freezer at the home OF Rowan
county deputy sheriff at the time of
the murder.
Fits stated today that Fingers past
life was largely written In blood; that
he killed a white man ut Roaring Cap,
Tenn, four years ago and negro in
Catawba county, this state; two years
ago. serving short sentences Ia the
penitentiariss Of both states.
The Anderson daily intelligencer. [volume] (Anderson, S.C.) 1914-1915, 1914-03-08
.MAULDIN APPOINTED
STATE BANK EXAMINER
Cashier of Piclfens Bank Named
For Term Covering -Four
Year
Special oorrespondence9

Special Correspop tience-- ~
Columbia, March 7.+-Iyy NJ Maui
din. cashier OF the Plckens2 Bank of
Pickens, was ycsterd appointed by
the Governor as State, Bank Examiner.
94r. Maulhin vas appointed for d term
OF four years and succeeds b. j.
Rhanie, who was appointed by Gov
ernor Atisel in January OF 1910 to fill
out tho unaxpired term OF Giles L.
Wilson who was named as National
bank examiner II Is expected that
the appointment viii take eifect somel
time in April, Mr.. Rhaine said yes
tarday that he had no definite plans
Tor tho future { s
The Anderson daily intelligencer. [volume] (Anderson, S.C.) 1914-1915, 1914-03-08
Anniversary of tirgnf TlIi,s,r,

Neariy a quarter of century agn.
INC Ereatast blizzard the Eastern paPt
OF tho United States has nyer known.
took place. From March IL to IL. 1883.
traiiic was dcnioraiized. eommunica-
tien was cut of, not only between CIT
les. l1ss out within each elty, ana ali tho
wires were ,eerippled 10 such an ex-
utmost Importance were taken by fhe
companies. with the uhderstaIidinR.
they would be sent lf poasihle. Tiis
cities suffered a food shortage for tho
few days. Tho storm this year which
Lacked in volume, was almost as filz'
rio,is. but the temperature was around
freezing which spfisHeti the haTiiisaiiiiiIIs
ON trains stuck ca hours hi suowbaiiiifi
aud others caught out iii tho snow.
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AMBASSADOR AND
SECRETARY CONFER
csssat Britain Foremost Nation IN
Enaossing Secretary of state's
peace Plan"

washington, March Secretary
Hsysi astiti Sir Cecil Spr!ng-Rice. the
BsitlHA ainbassodor. today discussed
dstails Of a peace treaty similar to
those itls which Afr. Bryan already has
siEne1 with thirteen countries and 10
= ~ 80; - Treat Britain has assentea n
EriE cipEe.
Thirt three countries No 10 date,
bayo q aecspted the treaties IN princfz
PIE: None OF those signed have yet
beeR approved BY the senate.
keat Britain has zone further In
endorsing the Bryan Peace Plan thai
ems "a the other nations os Europe.
altiinilg Ii the terms Of possible con-
veatiof have not been finally. agreed
upon Tie Netherlands pact which Is
sruad Z q basis for the treaty viii,
Great Britain; tioes not contain a pro-
vlsief TINT hostiiities shalI moi be en-
tered into during the period OF inyess
tlsatlOitS
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Investigation hi Tonbs

Now York. March 1.-TWO keepers
at the Tombs prison wiz appear' Be-
fore Miss Katherine ID. Davis, Com
M >sicner of Correction today, charged
with taking money from prisoners nm
lawfully. In Is ) recent ingestieation
into graft end laxity 6f discipline, Miss
Davis found those to he the chief of
feaaeTs. s 4S; "a N, a5.,,Y Il = ; N
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Pormer Tar HesIs Randne.
Special corrpspondenee-

SPacisl Correspondence
Columbia, March S. Nearly $50
native Tar Heels and their wives row
residents OF South Carolina. enthered
around the festive board at the lef.
ferson hotel tonight and rdiewed
their allegiance to the Old North st Ate.
Tlia occasion being the FIRST annual
banquet of Narth Carolina Socaety. :
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. Q 0 o D o 0 o o . . o . o o
STRIFE N R0srE

Rome. March All classes
OF worknicn haye decided tn
take part In general strike
{ 20 be eallad Monday. II will
bn the FIRST movement Of the
St.:=.+'ss : I'm 81 Rome. An sitlre ces-
eatioa OF work Il promised and
e NO food viii be gold. Even the
newspapers viii sysnerd puhii- 4
cafion, Notices were pabIlsis-
ed today warning the famIises
TO provide thenselsss With food.
50 8. os d q. o o % s O o o. b q q o.
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#QN JOURNEY
WILL MARCH ACROSS CoNTI-
NENT TO sE1 PRES.
WILSON
SEEK EMPLOYMENT
Refuse to Work, Howevers When
Offered Jobs BY California
Governor
(By Associated press.l

Sacramento, Mar 7.--Sacrei.er+o ali
day worked with the urEmpiovod prnb-
lem, precipitated, by tile arrival hero
of General Keliey's" army OF sunef,n-
ployed on It's way TO washington from
San Francisco. Tonight no solution
had been reached, but company Of
the state militia has been ordered ont
to guard the state arsenal and TO be
In readiness to answer riot call
Companies at Oroville; gtnnl.tcn., G,h...S, Chic,
and Woodland were notified to hold
themselves in readiness for similar
aervice -Zz5z;. a
More than 800 recruits Joined the
army, which Is now divided mot two
rival factions OF almost e1dif strngth.
S:i5 0S5JiHs the urueTs or J5eneraIv
Kelley and the other composed of se-
ceaers. ABOUT i.6O0 men are In the,
t.ssc camps
Leaders OF the men called at the
executive offices today and demanded
OF Governor Johnson that they he BlIif..
piled with food and transportatfoa to
the state line. The governor ollerad.
them work instead, and they REFUSED.
declaring they would accept no en-
ployment until thry had completed the
march to Washington.
NO decision could he reached by city
and county officials as to what dIspos
sition ahonld be made 90 the ANY,
; One Of the question debated "a was
whether or not to ship ii back 10 San,
lls,Tancisep. There were no aistur-
.banet's at thes giyal aitFouI a
e;;''S:sSries " the Becedere atleed Co
me bitter feelssia 8 tjJ x ii iisisil-
| neF cf General Ksileyssis followers
80 desert. n 81 - :. :. s
st, Louis. Mo-, March An army
OF unemployed men is being recruited
G, where they. plan 10 yislk Preaidsntl
wilson in an attempt a, ..,s,i SIR, is,s1s
ploytHant. eig ~ . -
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Milslcoi Mood

richmond, Va, March zieefield's
roliIes. ,he perennial musical sem
Southern tour by PLAYING this ciry 10. 10
morrow. z.z
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Nc'uCu ili ldHullB AIT. w. IL, Etd0u IOr
the place of president of the institu-
tion, along came some other fisherman
and tried to take him away. The out
come OF the business Is that Anderson
College will keep Mr.. Hand.
a committee of educators came to
Anderson Saturday and tried to get
the trustees of Anderson College to
release Nj. Hand from his contract,
to act as president OF the institution
The committee consisted OF John e
Swearingen, state superintendent OF
education, Prof. Patterson iWardlaw,
head of the school of pedagogy of the
state university; w X. Tate, repre-
senting the general education board
Of the United States; Supt. Lueco
Gunter OF the public schools OF Rock
Hill and Supt Ernest Anderson of the
Newberry city schools. &
They made strong and stirring
proposition, but Capt. H. H. Watkins
and offers of the board met tho argu-
ment 18th argument and appeal with
appeal,
Ever since the announ cement in the
Daily Intalligencer that Mr. Hand was
considering the offer of tbS prosiden
cy, all South Carolina, educationally
speaking. has had its eyes turned in
tais direction. 1t was the greatest
ss-S!5 that AnIaTaun has matip, in
recent years and the landing of man
OF such eminence and with record Of
SUCCESS after success and with a heart
strong for any endeayor focused at
tention upon Anderson and In a night
Anderson college became orc of the
schools Of Importance in the whole
south.
Mr.. Hand has bean employed by
the general education board In con-
nection with the state University, to
go throughout thnsstate and work UP
8 interest in the schools In the rural
sections. Mr.. Hand has accomplishe6
q wonderful work. Mr.. Hand secured
the permission of the general ednca-
tioR board to. LET HIM retire tfroffs fIie
field Work The University also gave
him up atie atso with raifIctenee. me
genera ducEt ion board then decided
TO disSbhtlune its work in the State.
Appeals Universal
In the labt few weeks, however.
there has come such an appeal to the
general educational board, which has
ut its command millions of dollars,
contributed byt such men as Carnegie
anu otlcrs interested in general edu-
cational work, that the board has en-
deayored 10 get mir. Hand to reconsid-
er, and the board has agreed to come
back into the state with it's support
IL Mr.. Hand VIII assume thu work
again. Ho declined to consider the
proposition. But the appeals from
South Carolina were ringing, and the
board suggested that Anderson college
might give Mr.. Hand his release ie
the trustees appreciated the demand
from every corner of the state for the
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Sunday school lshIgiIe Syaat

Snndny SeIi0OE AtiileiIe Meet
st. Louis. Mo-, Mar. 7.S4f,he big Sun.
day-School meet Wilt tto hold here to-
day. Three hundred entries are rea-
dy for the competition IN the various
athletic events.
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Mleas leila eason Of the FaIryie1y
essslooE astn the citye yesterday Tor q.
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q The western wing OF sCoxey,s fiyIiysl
nus started for Washington.
The Birmingham age-herald., 1914-05-08
Grand Lodge Meetings

Birmingham is acquiring much fame among the fraternal orders as place to hold their grand lodge meetings" said Palmer P Daugette, a prominent Odd Fellow.
 This is partly due to the ability to care for the delegates in the hotels and res taurants without any inconvenience to the regular trade. and to the many other fla cilities and attractions of the city. But am of the opinion that the building of the fraternal hall with it's many spacious lodge rooms and assembly halls has been quite factor In the attractiveness of Br- mingham as place to hold fraternal con- ventions and grand lodge meetings
 'Of course the geographical advantage of Birmingham over the other cities of the state~is always taken into considera- tion, but I believe the fraternal hall Is one main attraction. And in this connec- tion it would seem that this is a strong argument for the building of an audi torium. Next week the grand lodge of the Odd Fellows will meet in the city, making the second consecutive meeting that body has held here"
The Birmingham age-herald., 1914-05-08
EnthusIastic Music Lovers

There has been marked development in musical taste in the south during the past 15 or 20 years" said A. J. Gaines, manager of the St. Louis Symphony or chestra.
 "I have not been engaged in musical enterprise long enough to indicate a per sonal observation covering a period of 20 years, but some of the older musicians who have known the south for a long while tell me that southern audiences at tending symphony concerts are much more discriminating now than they were in the years gone by. They are certainly larger than they were when I first began to work up business in the south. The St. Louis orchestra gave a concert at Tupelo, Miss, Wednesday night. The con- cert was guaranteed and the audience was so large that the guarantors came out, understand, without any loss. We had several engagements in Texas this year. and the audiences were large and enthus- iastic. We have enough engagements in Texas this spring to keep us busy for 10 days. Yes. there is great interest in high class music in the south, as well as in other sections of the country
The Birmingham age-herald., 1914-05-08
BLOW AT AMERICAN PIE
m the Philadelphia Inquirer.

From the Philadelphia Inquirer.
 pr. Harvey W. Wiley has come out in a savage attack on pie. He condemns all kinds of pie, but he reserves his particu- lar wrath for that of the mince variety Mince pie, he says, Is one of the most dangerous connections ever conceived by culinary art.
 Dr. Wiley has said and done many things that have met with the approval of the American people, but in frequent trips to the well the pitcher Is at last broken. Dr. Wiley has taken one step too many. His condemnation of the great American mince pie will be received with a shout of universal dissent. The pure food idol has fallen from his pedestal
 If mince pie were banished there would be no more Thanksgiving celebrations and we could say good-by to those fa- nous New England dinners that were the joy of our forefathers, and that still continue in certain choice localities, like green spots in the arid desert of present day cookery. It was the mince pie that occasionally lured President Taft from the White House to the hospitable shades of Aunt Delia's old-fashioned dining room and we have no doubt that Presi- dent Wilson is still humane enough to long for the brand of mince pie that is served in the classic shades of Princeton. Besides, if we acquiesced in this unpro- voked assault on mince pie, how long would it be before the culinary muck rakers started after pumpkin pie and apple pie?