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The Anderson daily intelligencer. [volume] (Anderson, S.C.) 1914-1915, 1914-11-13
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SYSTEM IN FARMING.

One fact we seek 10 impress on
. ali Is that system and intelligent
management are quite as neces-
, sary In successful farsning as In
any other occupation. says FRO
fess0r. ". j. SDiliDian OF the de.
partment OF agriculture. There
. is an utter luck of system In the
management of farm enterprises
: on many farms. TOO little ntten-
uon has been given to standard
izing systems OF management Of
enterprises for different locniI-
; ties. Herein is I'm explanation
Of the low average returns
, from the farming Industry. The
great succesS thut Invariably has
followed the application Of intel
ligent system TO farm manage-
! ment demonstrates. thH truth Of
this statement.
. The small farm quite us much
. as the lurge farm--in fact. more
so-reqnires systematic farm
management. The iarGe farm
often Is easier ana cheaper TO
manage than the small farm.
since to get profit such inten.
. sive methods as snall farm re-
qulres are not needed.
q =
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Women Suffer Terribly From Kidney
TrOubIe.

Around on her feet all day-no won
der woman has backache. headache.
stif swollen joints, weariness, puor
sleep and kidney trouble. Foley Kid
ney Pills give quick yelief for these
troubles. They strengthen. the. kid
neys-4ake away the aches, pain and
weariness. weak back and swollen
aching joints due to kidney and blad-
der trouble. Try Foley Kidney Pills
and see how much better you feel.
Evans Pharmacy. ..
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O. HENRY'S
ST 0 r lE S
IV.--New York by
Camp Light
By Q. HENRY
Copyright 1911. ny toIb'easy. Page & Go.

a WAY out In the Creek Nation we
~ learned things about New
York.
We were ON hunting
trip and were cnmped one night on
the bank Of little stream. Bud Kings
bury was our skilled hunter aud guide.
and it was from his lips that we had
explanations of Manhattan ana the
queer folks that iuhabit It. Bud had
once spent II month In the metropolis.
and week or two at other times. aud
he was ileG&Ed to discourse 10 US of
what lie had seen.
Fifty yards away from orr camp
was pitched the teppe of wandering
fnmiIy OF Indians that had come up
and settled there for the night. IN
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old. old Indian woman was trying tc
build n fire under an iron pot hung
upon three sticks. ~
Bud went over to her assistance and
soon bud her fire going. When he came
back we comp'ir:ented him pluyfn.ly
upon his gallantry.
"Oh." said BUD, don't mention 1t.
fts,a way i have. Whenever ! see
Indy trying to cook things In n pot and
having trouble always go to the res
cue. i done the same thing once in
high toned house in New York city.
Heap big society fep<a on Fifth ave-
nue., That Intun lady kind of recalled
1t to my mind. Yes, endeavor to be
polite and help the ladies out"
The eausfi ind isisSthS particulars.
az WINS manager OF the Triangle B
ranch In the Panhandle.r said Bud. ut
was owned at that time by old man
Sterling OF New York. He wanted to
sell out. and he wrote for me to come
on TO New. York and, expiain the ranch
to the syndicate that wanted to buy.
So sends to; Fort Worth and has
forty dollar suit OF cloShes made. and
hits the trail for the big Village. -.
well. when 1 got there old man
Sterling and his putfit certainly laid
themselves out to, be agreeable. We
had business and pleasure so mixed up
that you couldn't tell whether 1t was
o treat OF q trade half the time. We
had, trolley rides and cygars and the
atef roundups and rubber parties, =
Rubber partissf r, said a listener In.
quiringly. ,s
.sure." said Bud. "Didn't you never
attend ,em2 You walk around and Try
TO look at the tops OF the skSserapers.
We'll. we sold the ranch. and old man
Sterling asks me round TO his house to
stake grrss cn the night before 4 start,
ed back. It wasn't any high collared
affair just me and the old tnan and
Ills wife end daughter. nut they was
a5fne haired outtit, ail right. and the
filies OF the field wasn't In 1t. They
sznhde my Fort Worth clothes carpenter
look like a dealer IN horse blank an
and gee strings, md then the tnsIo
wns all tpempous with flowers, as1d
there was whole kit of tools lai6 out
beside eyerybodyss plate. You'd have
thought you, was fixed out to burglar
ize q restaurant before you could get
| Your grub. But ia been In New York
over a week then, and I was getting
on 90 stylish ways. kind OF tra;led
behind and wntched the others use
the. hardware spnpiies. ard then II
tackled the chuck with the same weap.
ons, 1t ain't much trouble to travel
with tile high fiiers after sou ind out
their gait. got along ane. 4 was
feeling coG md agreeable. ana pretty
sdosl 4 ssss - leEns 6ssE fluent az
You please, all about the ranch and
The west. ana teiiing seni how the In.
sltans cot grasshcFpss stsF ana snakes,
md ycn nayer saw people 60 inter-
;1as sSs sssi sSy Il Z st6a .ast ssas
that llgs eteralng. 5ust. 4 iittie trick
she isis. not bigger than two bits
worth Of chewing plug. But sic hagl n
skay allont her tliit seeeaee as say she
gsEAs the 1eepIe. and yop believed 1t.
And yet she never put on an5 airs.
nriii she smlled at me tile same "a ir 1
swas q sniiilonnlre while j was telling
Aioas i Crock dor feast and ilsteneII
AXE q NSs news from home. .,ss ps q
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Fruit Piekinu Bno.

For reaching inaccessible parts OF
fruit trees the half buslieI basket is
not rs convenient as the bag. But the
bag Is an awkward thing TO manage
without some snch device, ns the one
illustrated herewith 1t consists OF a
stout wire mot sinnller than No. 8 to
hold sns :.:..c:,tl, open. MS shown, From
each end OF this s..::-s u ssteut cord IN
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Worries Darkest Moment.

The darkest moment Is said to be
Just before dawn. This is now dis
covered not to be So. The darkest
moment. relatively speaking, 10 when
the noonday sun shines. Then, 1t IL
that living things ON the eartn are
blinded by the dazzle OF the sun and
fail to recognize the light that never
Fails opt IN space.
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LEGAL
NOTICES
DeI,aoucnt Road Tax Notice.

Delinquent Road Tax Notice.
All dinlenqueDt road tax collectors
are provided with an official receipt
book with numbes, and stub numbes
attached. Pay no money to collectors
unless You get the official receipt as
above provided or.
J. MACK KING.
tt County Supervisor.
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hemmed in the mouth af the bag mp te
the. ring, into which when the bag n
In use n snap hook nttacheS 10 a sfrpp
Is, caught. The ssrsp Is FIRMLY semed
TO the bottom corner OF the bag, which
Is s'ung over the shoulder md enrricd
under the arm, ny proper nianlpula
ton the fruit need net he bruised as
IN ordinary bag gntheHns methods. &
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E.na, un.f

I g snobley -Aw-atfs-it must be SssS
tlhRifastpt for you Aperieans to be
gpyafned ~ sspeapl aw : whom y6ti
mouldn.t ask SO dinner. American
J spelie@;xFcl pct usAes 10. peghapss isthhi
for you Ia EngiAA Ad TO De scSsfned bx
iteopDe who stShidEt ash you 20 din
5prls ChrisssAh Iteraaser. F's;sss :;
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Imnarfanf

Bear In mind that Chamberlain's
Tablets not only move the bowels but
improve the appetite and strengthen
the digestion. For sale by all dealers.
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prsfsrF;n.o,I 4. lie sult..

g csnthsa-sQh. Tom, think OF comike
TO s,xk ;pa1e:S colsfenk "a such shafhy
slqsfes roaG sl,nst,s Fieht;t had 81.
salt q Iipea. Judge =; {.
The Harrison times., 1914-08-08
SCALY DANDRUFF ON HEAD

Sinner, Texas.--"I had dandruff 80
badly nay head would Itch and when I
scratched 1t would hurt. My head was
full of scaly dry dandruff and 1t be-
came so thick that It scaled off and
showed plainly, My head was almost
white with 1t. 1t crusted and itched
terribly. 1t got so bad could hardly
rest at night, My hair began to fall
out and 1t was lifeless.
Il tried bottle OF -, but 1t did
me little good. saw an advertise
ment of Cuticura Soap and Ointment
so | sent for a sample. / applied the
'Cutlcura Ointment to my scalp and
frequently shampooed my head with
the Cuticura Soap, After using one
cake OF Cuticura Soap and box OF
Cuticura Ointment my head was cured.
Now | am free from dandruff and my
hair Is growing (Signed) Miss Ida
Ringhofer, Mar 2S, 1914,
Cuticura Soap and Ointment sold
throughout the world, Sample of each
free, with 92-p Skin Book, Address post.
card "Cuticura, Dept. l., Boston, ADV
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FURNISHED BOND OF AMITY
Discounted "Good Samaritan" the Un-
willing Means Of Bringing Rival
Humorlsts Together

Once upon time two humorists
dwelt in the same small town and both
contributed to the Sunday Star AS
was but natural, they became wildly
Jealous of each other, and when one
would win . little more prominence
than his fellow the other would have
seven kinds Of fits. Your Pleasant
Valley Items give me a pain!P quoth
one Your prose rhymes make me
ill" retorted the other. AS they were
about to come to blows there ap-
peared on the scene a Good Samaritan
and to him they appealed Which OF
us is the funnier?' they asked Meth
er!" was the prompt reply. You are
both as unfunny as wart hogs, and as
tiresome as a trip across the Sahara"
Thereat they both set upon the gen.
tleman from Samaria and beat him
full sore, and dwelt together in amity
forever after
Moral From this we should learn
that while humorists delight in quar-
reling among themselves, they fire.
quently resent criticism from outsid-
ers Kansas City Star
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When in doubt, tell the truth.

When in doubt, tell the truth.
Many a golden opportunity becomes
a pewter reality.
Laws do not make us; we make
laws, and bend them to our purpose.
A good memory is desirable and
useful, but it is wisdom to be able to
forget.
Good health is like the fish that got
away-one talks about 1t most after
1t has gone.
Some men are so crooked that they
cannot play a game Of solitaire with
out cheating themselves.
The world has no use for the fell
low who never does a good thing until
necessity kicks him from behind.
Most men are willing to share In
the profits, but complain bitterly when
asked to share In the dull times, too
A sack Of -four alone will reach
farther under certain conditions than
the longest prayer ever made with
out it.
The guinea hen is proud and makes
more noise than any other bird on the
place, but the commonest old hen in
the barnyard lays more eggs.
Cooperative marketing will come a
whole lot quicker If farmers will CO
operate in production to the end OF
securing one breed, or variety, or
product.
Some men succeed because they in
hert wealth with which to overcome
adverse circumstances; but the man
who makes good with only his brain
and his hands as his capital Is the real
thing,
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Real Traoedy of the Stage.

A beautiful actress, Frauleln OAR
mer, was killed by accident recently,
while playing at the Theater of Va
rletIes at Berne, Switzerland. The last
act Of the comedy, "The Pride Of the
Third Company" was coming to an
end when Fraulein Darmer fell
through a defective stage trap to a
distance of six feet and fractured her
skull. The actress was carried uncon-
scious to her room and doctor was
in prompt attendance, but the case
was beyond his help, and as the cur
tain fell on the comedy on the stage
the girl died. Neither the members OF
the company who took the final cali
nor the public, who wondered why the
actress did not appear, had the slight
est idea of the tragedy that had oc-
Cured behind the scenes,
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SOURCE OF SOIL FERTILITY
Department Of Agriculture Advocates
Use OF Various Methods to Intro,
duee Needed Humus,

A definite relation between the
amount Of humus, or vegetable matter
in the soil, and its crop.produclng
power as shown by yields Of corn,
Ia given In fguros just Issued by tho
department OF agriculture, The de-
partment therefore advocates the use
OF various methods TO introduce the
required humus into the soil
Experts Of tho forest service state
that tho soils Of the whole country,
and particularly Of tho South have
lost and are losing immense amounts
OF this source Of soil fertility through
forest Aree which apparently do 1T
tlo immediate damage, but rob tho
soil Of accumulatlona OF humua In
many parts Of the South land In being
cleared for farming, and whore such
forest land has not been burned, there
Ia n large percentage OF vegetable
matter which provides considerable
fertility and u good texture, Moro
over, this soil has n greater capacity
TO absorb and retain moisture, and
thus Ia less likely 20 be washed ana
quilted under heavy rains, For these
reasons, leaving out Of account the
damage to standing timber the do
partment's authorities are agreed that
nre should be rlgidly kept out OF wood
lands,
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Had Themselves Photographed with
Their Heads Together.

too late that she had Dutchod her
Book and backed into tho wrong Pad
dock,
Fate separated tho Young Couples
and many Full Moon debated Itself
before Lib and Angle had another
chance TO get away by themselves and
MI up on oolong and cautiously exhib'
II their Wounds
Wilbur was a Hustler who lacked
Terminal Facilities, lle was full OF
81, Vitus Activity and was always
transferring a lot OF Papers from one
Pocket to another and getting ready
10 interest Capital In some Megather'
ian Enterprise paying 20 per cent per
Annum, but somehow ho never Ar
rived,
While negotiating for u Rubber
plantablon In Yuoatan he would hear
about TWO Million Acres waiting to
bo Irrigated In Colorado, but before
he could turn on the Water ho would
he mred away by the Prospect Of de-
yeloplng some Monte Carlo Proposl'
ton upon the Mesabe Range
In tho meantime ho wore Celluloid
Collara and owed for every Bound
Steak that he had carried homo dur
Ing the preceding Five Years,
Otis, on the Other Hand played
nothing but Cihehes lie was out for
the Pastry 1t was not his Fault If
the WldoNs and Orphans who invest.
ed on his lips oil wound up NJ De-
partmont Store Employees,
lie doubleerossed his Partners and
whipaawed pls Customers and blutfed
the Courts and bulled his way Into the
Slfongholda Of Finance,
While the U, n, Grand Jury would
be IN Session, trying TO no, him with
the Goods, he would be motoring IN
Normandy and tossing Showers OF sll.
yer to the peasantry
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ono Hundred Years Aoo.

ono hundred years ago Andrew
Jackson, tho future president, was aps
pointed a major general IN the United
states army, to MI the vacancy caused
by the resignation Of William Henry
Harrison, Tho appointment was IN
recognition Of General JackBon'B dis.
tlngushed services In tho war with
tho Creek Indians, Tho Legislature Of
Mississippi territory voted him a
sword, and numerous other honors
were bestowed upon him General
Jackson, Immediately upon HIS Op'
polntmont m major general, was oo'
signed TO the command OF the Army
OF tho South and In July he assumed
command ut Fort Jackson, on the Mis-
elseIppl river, about Go miles below
Now Orleans. Hero ho met tho chiefs
of tho Crock Indiana, and after much
diplomacy negotiated terms Of peace
known AH the treaty Of Fora Jackson
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The New Fable Of the Through Train,
tho Two Passengers and Nothing
Doing In the Way
of Transfers.

Two High School Heliotropes named
Lib and Angle were very Thick. They
had themselves photographed with
their Heads together and used to Dab
themselves with the same Piece Of
Chamois.
Whenever Lib got q new Patch for
her Silk Crazy Quilt she would divide
with Angie on $3.50 Basis. And
whenever Angie got ready to sleep on
a Piece of Wedding Cake she would
pinch out a good slzable Hank for
LIB.
Each Girl kept a Nlghtie at the
Other Girls House and, long after
they had retired, the Inmates would
hear smothered Giggles, interspersed
with Fragments Of what He said to
Her and what She said to Him.
The Period Of their Adolescence
was about 30 years ago, when Ro-
nance was still alive and Knighthood
was In Flower around every Dancing
Academy West Of Pittsburgh,
The two Chums had made a Pact.
They were to be Friends forever and
ever and ever and neither was to hold
out anything from the other.
Each carried in Locket a Four
Leaf Clover presented by One to
whom she had barred her Soul,
After supplementlng the Graded
Schools with full course Of Mrs.
Southworth and learning to play "The
Maiden's Prayer" on the Melodeon,
naught remained for them in the way
Of passionate Diversion except to go
ahead and get Married
They waited three years for the
Fairy Prince OF their Dreams to come
Gathering down Main Street In his
Coach ah White and Gold, and then
began to mlstrust the Schedule. so
they effected the usual Compromise,
falling gracefully into the awkward
Embraces OF two cornfed Lizards
named Otis and Wilbur.
In the Shake.off It befell that Angle
got Wilbur and Lib drew Otis, The
two Brides we're somewhat enyied, as
Wilbur was a Good-Looker with raven
Pompadour and large snappy Eyes,
while Otis was supposed to possess
the Faculty Of coping the Ma2ume.
However the purpose OF this Fable
is TO indicate that each Gal found out
The Harrison times., 1914-08-08
Suspicious.

TOO bad Unx and his wife don't
get along well together"
"Why always understood that they
were an ideal couple"
so did |, but they must have had
n dreadful scrap before he started for
work this morning"
'Did he have black eye?" ifal
mo, but he stopped in when we
were on our way home and bought her
n flve.pound box Of candy"
The Harrison times., 1914-08-08
DON'T STOP WORK

Because OF Billousnoss, Constipation,
Headaches, Indigestion, etc, Just take
one BONDS LIVER PILL and go on
with your duties,
You will be well shortly and your
troubloa forgotten, Or, II you take one
Bonds PHI at bedtime, you viii wake
up we'll with no unpleasant memo
rics. Send for free sample.
Beware of limitations and the host OF
''now.fangled "1ustas'Good' so'called
oliver remedies that crowd the news
papers and the drug stores, stick to
Che HONEST and WELlspRoVEN
BONDS SblVERplLLS, MNdcby Bonds
Pharmacy Co., Little Rock, Ark, ,- Adv
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Innenloua smunnlInn pevIee.

A museum Of crlmInology has been
founded In Paris by M, Charles Perch
ard, formerly chief Of the police An
arohiat brigade Among lts curious
contents are u hollow wax baby which
was used TO emugglo brandy into
Paris a woman carried baby into
the city every day but us II never
grew any bigger the authorities eS'
'amibed II aud discovered the fraud
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oh, That Wayl

"lt's such n silly superstition to be
always picking up pinsl"
"You may 'call II q superstition II
you wish, but know n chap who
makes about Sc week by doing IT,"
"lIow can fellow gather that
tnany7"
Gle works In bowling alley
Judge
The Harrison times., 1914-08-08
Golna Him One Better.

An English bishop, Offering an or
ange to little child, remarked, sweet
ly;
Now, my little man, shall give
you this orange II you tell me where
God is"
"My lord" answered the child, son
OF u clergyman "Tll give you two
oranges II you'll tell me where he
Is not"
The Harrison times., 1914-08-08
Whenever You Need a General Tonic
Take Uroye's

Tho Old Standard Groves Taseless
chill Tonic 10 equally valuable an a
General Tonic because II contains the
we'll known iono properties OF QulNiNB
and IRON II acts on the Liver Drives
,oui Malaria, Hnhehes tho blood and
Builds no he Whole System 80 een,s
The Harrison times., 1914-08-08
Defined.

"Pa, what is n theorlst2"
"a theorlst, son, Is person who
puts up the talk and expects somo-
body else to put up the money
Baltimore sun
The Harrison times., 1914-08-08
aheekIno os,s,

IN shocking your oats make the
ahocka two bundles Wide and Ions
enough 10 stand up we'll The narrow
ahoeks allow the air TO circulate
through them and prevent sprouting
The Harrison times., 1914-08-08
Not Entirely Gone.

Church-They say horses have all
been banished from the street rail-
roads In Berlin,
Gotham-Yes, but you'll stlll find 'em
on the menus.
The Harrison times., 1914-08-08
No Kick Coming From Mule.

NO NlCN NoHll'J ''pHl "S'N'
rs that your mule" asked the man
going fishing,
"Yassir," said the colored man, wh9n
was sitting on log by the road
Does he kick?'
Deed, mistuh, he amt got no cause
to kick He's glttin his own way
right along, I'm de one dats havin'
de worry an difficulty"
The Harrison times., 1914-08-08
RuB.MY.TlSM

win cure your Rheumatism and all
kinds OF aches and palu0-N Neuralgia,
orumpa Collie, sproine, Bruiaea, Cuts,
Old Sores, Burma, etc AntlseptIo
,Anodyno. Price 2bo-AdN
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pIIea Cured lnotoI Dnya

your dmpeIst will refund money L rAgo
OINTMENT fails 20 cure any case ofllahlna
mind, Bleeding OF pf0lWdhg Piles IN 70 u daysi
The hfsl application gives hase and Rest 500
The Harrison times., 1914-08-08
Doubtful,

"ls JIgglps enjoying his new auto.
moblle2"
II don't think 30, Ito hbb not been
arrested once since he had II for es'
eeeding The speed limit"
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but something To Dreath over

Suspicious Mama-Ethel what de.
TUNED YOU at the door just now when
Mr., Spoonor went away2'
Ethel smoothing her rumplod hair
Nothing to speak Of, mama
The Harrison times., 1914-08-08

II Il woman didn't carry watch
she would never know how late
she H.
The Harrison times., 1914-08-08

A girl Is as apt to marry n man too
old for her rs widow Is to marry
one too young for her
The Harrison times., 1914-08-08

Makes the hundrcae honpyHthats Red
Gross llall nue, Makes beautiful, clear
white clothes, All good grootib ADV.
The Harrison times., 1914-08-08

The fool man who ls always asking
for advice should be advised to keep
his mouth closed,
The Harrison times., 1914-08-08
Same rhind,

"Didnt you stretch a point to get
ail that news2"
"WAl, did rubber some"
The Harrison times., 1914-08-08

Many n woman who owns n dozen
irafaahlonablo skirts hasn't ono
that IN NJ % wear on the streets,
The Harrison times., 1914-08-08

The honeymoon Ia over when tho
bride discovers that she might have
done better
The Harrison times., 1914-08-08
rhaps settled

ilobbie twho has been sent over for
The NTH time to find out how Mrs,
brown ia)=All right, ma she's dead,