St. Johns review. (Saint Johns, Or.) 1904-current, 1914-05-08

some men lued OF ReLLln
I close to nature is to lie aroun
on the river bank and wait fo
the fish to bite.
The world would grow bette
. faster if every married maj
would try to be half as good a
his wife thinks he ought to be.
Old fashioned lovers used {,
hold hands and never think O
germs.
Miss Eleanor Wilson is doinl
all she can to hold the Presi
dents cabinet intact.
Good board, clean rooms, al
the White House; S5 per week.
adv.
Perhaps the world would be
happier generally if man did
really want little here below.
There is no doubt about wom-
en- dressing to please men-the
men who create the fashions.
Speech is proclaimed to be a
billion years old. Nothing is
known of the woman who in
vented it.
No man ever quite loses his
faith in the possibility that hair
may again grow on his own par
ticular bald head.
Even the neighbors would be
surprised to see the amount of
dirt vacuum cleaner can pick
up in the average home.
Billy Sunday says New York
is going to hell so fast il can't
be seen for the dust. The town
always is trying to keep ahead
of Chicago.
During the past week work
was commenced on the jetty to
be constructed at the entrance
to Tillamook Bay and many of
the citizens turned out to wit
ness the driving of the first sec
tion of piling. With the chan
mel across the bar properly pro-
tected and dredged. business on
the bay should grow at a
tremendous rate.
So great has been the demand
for seed corn in Oregon this
Spring that the available supply
has been exhausted and the o.
w. X. and N. Co. has been oh.
liged TO pick up odd lots wher.
ever they could find them in or
der to supply the great number
of farmers applying for seed.
Farmer Smith states that other
sections of the Northwest are
afflicted with the corn growing
fever and that indications point
to a record breaking crop this
year.
The Scritsmeir Hardware Co.
base ball team of Portland played
the st. Johns Pharmacy club at
the Hill grounds last Sunday
afternoon. The game. however,
was so one-sided as TO be devoid
Of interest. and locals had the
visitors completely at their mercy
at. every turn. The score was
26 TO / in favor of the strong
st. Johns aggregation. Next
Sunday the locals will cross bats
with the Sunset club of Portland
at the Hill grounds. which
promises TO be a much better
contest.
NJ. L. Miller. editor of the st.
Helens Mist. who is a candidate
for state Labor Commissioner.
is making an aggressive cam
paign. While Mr.. Miller is a
Republican candidate. he rises
above politics. and hopes TO take
the office which he seeks. away
from political domination. MAX
ing il independent in every
sense, a condition which should
exist in such a position. Mr..
Miller stands high as a news
paper man. and possesses all
the requisites for the capable
and just administration of the
affairs of that important Office.
Astoria Daily Budget.
The Peninsula is a factor in
the affairs of Multnomah county.
and of sufficient Importance 10
be represented in the Legisla-
ture, and local pride should de-
mand such representation. ID.
c. Lewis is a resident of st.
Johns; has always worked for
the betterment of the Peninsula.
Don't fail to vote for ID. c.
Lewis, Republican candidate for
State Representative. Recon-
mended by j. w. Davis. K. c.
Couch. f. A. Rice. II. w. Bon
ham. w. A. Carroll. DIR. S. C.
Cook. A. A. Muck. J. T.. Tanch.
j. f. Williams. f. A. Drinker
and j. N. Edlefsen. all of st.
Johns; j. II. Nolta. j. j. Hill.
Chas. Lomerine. IL. A. Ruble.
all of North Albina. Vote 81 X
on the ballot. adv.
II. A. Darnell, Republican
candidate for Representative.
was a st. Johns visitor last Fri
day. He is an earnest advocate
of a four payment plan for taxes,
and believes that duplicate tax
statements should be mailed to