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The daily telegram. [volume] (Clarksburg, W. Va.) 1901-1926, 1914-03-20
INSURANCE

WORTH KNOWING ABOUT
Here's policy that pays $50 per
week In case or sickness or accident,
covering every disease and pays
$4,000 benefis at death from any
cause Efas its Joan values and cx-
tended insurance features. same as
any old line company. It's live one.
Investigate. A card brings fun par
ttculars from a good old established
company. Address Box loo, care the
Daily Telegram.
The daily telegram. [volume] (Clarksburg, W. Va.) 1901-1926, 1914-03-20

The largest electrical egg Matching
plant in the world Is In England.
having an average output Of 5000
ch.ckens q week.
The daily telegram. [volume] (Clarksburg, W. Va.) 1901-1926, 1914-03-20
cLEANIMe AND PREssIMG

QUIZ METHODS OF clearing y0u Clothes
win make your suit look like new.
We have q reputation for doing the
work right Try us-The Art Press
ing Co.. 332 West Pike street
The daily telegram. [volume] (Clarksburg, W. Va.) 1901-1926, 1914-03-20
nuNcAlF AV,.lTg

A six room, frame hon
on a lot fronting 100 feet 81
a good street.
The daily telegram. [volume] (Clarksburg, W. Va.) 1901-1926, 1914-03-20

is that you inspect ties
three properties and you agi
be convinced that they
without an equal in price
and quality IN the city
The daily telegram. [volume] (Clarksburg, W. Va.) 1901-1926, 1914-03-20
RAT RS

Rvs nuos % less, two tlrlon GuE. .a5os
Elvs Iazs1 or less, avo tGnleo KoE .socg
rise 1Iuass OF 1sss, seven E1x10D GCR- z5e$$
aadsaep&Sl iasssas 5o- 1fno &ox q 4n4
SyIa1Es osg me Iofe5
fIBosn L. ebE "a is M
Wose p -
The daily telegram. [volume] (Clarksburg, W. Va.) 1901-1926, 1914-03-20
AUTOMOBIL

M 8ToCK complete line 1914 Paige
cars. all new. fully equipped, electric
ally lighted and started. Prices $975
and $f275. Monticello Automobile &
Garage Co.
FoR sAhE-one II. p. Westinghouse
Electric Motor, 10 Type A. single
phase 1910 r. P. NJ Practically new.
Can be seen at Thompson's Garage.
West Main street.
The daily telegram. [volume] (Clarksburg, W. Va.) 1901-1926, 1914-03-20
WANTED TO RENT

WANTED TO BENT-DwonIug house
about eight rooms, between Second
street and Chestnut street; Will give
SIS gold piece to the renter that VIII
tell me If he Is going to move, provid-
ing I rent the house. Address Con
hdential' care Telegram Office
The daily telegram. [volume] (Clarksburg, W. Va.) 1901-1926, 1914-03-20
ADDE'S TAILOR AND FURRIER

THE NEW MATERIALS
OF the very best quality are used for
my garments, thus assuring elegance
and durability. In trimmings / show
the seasons choicest productions. ]
Myers, Ladies Tailor & Furrter. oven
Bijou theater.
The daily telegram. [volume] (Clarksburg, W. Va.) 1901-1926, 1914-03-20
FOR SALE-Houses

RoR sAEE-At wilsonbure, two-stOry
7-room house. finished In oak hot and
cold water and bath. Lot S2x149. For
price and terms see ]. e. Morrison
Wilsouburg. w. Va
The daily telegram. [volume] (Clarksburg, W. Va.) 1901-1926, 1914-03-20
SHOE REPAIRING

REAL LEATEER and expert service In
the combination that makes my shoe
repairing service the best in Clarks-
burg Modern Shoe Repair Shop. 100
South Second street.
The daily telegram. [volume] (Clarksburg, W. Va.) 1901-1926, 1914-03-20

you CAN'T APFoRD to allow the chill
..6iren to go out with shoes thar have
Ieaky soles. repair them with real
leather. j. o. Hopkins, Prop. III
North Second street.
The daily telegram. [volume] (Clarksburg, W. Va.) 1901-1926, 1914-03-20
LOST
HAIR DRESSING

JENNIE wALHR-Ra4r Dresser ana
manicurlst, facial and scalp massage.
plain or electric, also make braids
from combings. eight months in train
ing under Emma NATURALIZATION. VIII
call at residence. Bell phone 1881.
The daily telegram. [volume] (Clarksburg, W. Va.) 1901-1926, 1914-03-20
FOR SALE-Lots

ron sALE-Bot asx12o feet, in Colonial
Heights. on Seventh street Price
$1,000, $500 cash, balance in one and
two years with interest. Address
Colonial" care Telegram office.
The daily telegram. [volume] (Clarksburg, W. Va.) 1901-1926, 1914-03-20
PERSONAL

,nRRovE xoUH SKIN ana proven
rinkles by using only, MARINELLC
CREAMS and face powder. Madam
UIman's Hair dressing parlors, 402
404 Gon Buf ding.
The daily telegram. [volume] (Clarksburg, W. Va.) 1901-1926, 1914-03-20

n Will Pa you to visit our station
cry department. We carry a complete
stock of the best brands of linen sta
tionery; also everything in inks. pads
pens. fountain pens, etc. See our spec
ial box sta tionery. Farrell up to
date Drug Store, 305 West Pike street
The daily telegram. [volume] (Clarksburg, W. Va.) 1901-1926, 1914-03-20
.eLAplEs"

SUITS 1EADH 10 .oRDER-ws do not
take measures and send them to q
factory All work Is done by COM
petent tal1OEs under my persoud SUI
pervlsloa g Newman, ladies' tailor.
Empire building
The daily telegram. [volume] (Clarksburg, W. Va.) 1901-1926, 1914-03-20
FEED AND TRANSFER

EEHToTT FEED, TRANsFEE AND
BOARDING STABLE. Traders Alley.
bell phone 25-J
The daily telegram. [volume] (Clarksburg, W. Va.) 1901-1926, 1914-03-20

ron sALE-FARnG-11a acres, Maag0
County o., miles from Ohio river.
y mile to school church and store.
on r. f. D.. ned room house, large
barn eSranary and other ca buildings
good soil, well fenced. 400 bearing
fruit trees mostly apples. Land Is well
LAYING Price $4,000. good location, a
fine home. Other farms of all sizes
from to goo acres. Minerals untested.
All rights go To purchased. Chas.
Perry. CooIviIIe. Ohio. Route 4.
The daily telegram. [volume] (Clarksburg, W. Va.) 1901-1926, 1914-03-20
DREssMAKIMG

burg another season viii make dresses
at reasonable prices. Miss n. Sheri-
dan. Gore Bldg, Apt. w.
The daily telegram. [volume] (Clarksburg, W. Va.) 1901-1926, 1914-03-20
DRUG SUNDRIES

THE ORIGINAL and only agency for the
self help remedies Dent Bros pre-
scriptions and family druggists. 326
East Pike street
The daily telegram. [volume] (Clarksburg, W. Va.) 1901-1926, 1914-03-20
TAILoRING

VIZ FAuoB SUITES, oVEBOOATs, ETC
for both ladies' and gentlemen Our
work is our best adverIsement-4
brings the customers back. Baltimore
Tailoring Co, Greaney Building.
The daily telegram. [volume] (Clarksburg, W. Va.) 1901-1926, 1914-03-20
FOR RENT-Apartments

FOR RENT-One room apartment In
Angle Inn. hot and cold water. water
rent paid. ST per month. Call Bell
phone S59-J
The daily telegram. [volume] (Clarksburg, W. Va.) 1901-1926, 1914-03-20
FARMS FOR SALE

FoR sALE-75 acres of good land. ON
brick road 6 miles from city. with
good market: 40: acres pillow land. Is
pasture. 20 timber. FOR price and
terms address the admfniStrtor F.
w DeminG, New Milford. Ohio.
The daily telegram. [volume] (Clarksburg, W. Va.) 1901-1926, 1914-03-20
FOR REMT-Houses

FOR BENT-water rent paid, house 1os
w. Poplar street. rooms and bath;
SO per month House 10 w. Poplar
St. S rooms and bath, SIT per. month
Haze -Morgan. 913 Union Bank Bldg.
The daily telegram. [volume] (Clarksburg, W. Va.) 1901-1926, 1914-03-20
WORTH KNOWING ABOUT
ROOFING
MONEY TO LOAN

WHY RE VVEFHoUUT MONEY! ac-
commodate everybody, by loaninB
money on watches. diamonds, jewelry,
musical instruments, etc. Jos. Jay.
Jeweler. Waldo Bldg, Fourth street
The day book. [volume] (Chicago, Ill.) 1911-1917, 1914-03-21

tributions.
"And after we had done all of this,
the figure we decided upon, and
which l am not at liberty to tell you
until it has been accepted, was more
than IS per cent of the girls working
at that trade, the trade of brush
making, were then receiving"
1t is appalling to be confronted
with figures like these, compiled and
given to US by woman who knows
whereof she speaks, and to realize
that the amount arrived at as the
minimum wage on which a woman
could live, making no allowances for
medical attendance, for dentistry, for
sickness or idle time, is away beyond
what girls in factories and depart
ment stores right here in Chicago,
where the living cost is as high if not
higher than in Massachusetts, are re-
ceiVing.
1t makes so much more appalling
the fight that the shopkeepers and
factory owners put up last spring at
Springfield against the enactment of
a minimum wage law that placed the
minimum wage at So week.
That sum is not living wage. Yet
the union Of employers prevented the
The day book. [volume] (Chicago, Ill.) 1911-1917, 1914-03-21
MASSACHUSETTS GIRLS DECIDED ON TWELVE
FIFTY PER WEEK AS A MINIMUM
BY JANE WHITAKER

awfuy stngy
that make all of clothes
If laid
She girl
a
decided could
decently
Mrs Evans smiled the little girl sympathetcaIy then she smiled
suggested $12 a the lowest amount.
girls gave employers
the board.
The girls had allowed for Sunday
The day book. [volume] (Chicago, Ill.) 1911-1917, 1914-03-21

CoIIuldCCu dI IuS lO"OOI pOoolUlC COoC,
When the girls gave us this list
the board.
1.-THE girls had allowed for one n
and Saturday Evening Post for ed
they must dispense with the Satur-
day Evening Post, and that if they
bought a Sunday paper they must do
without the weekly ones.
Then we found fifty cents put
aside for. show every two weeks,
and we cut that down to one fifty
cent show a month.
The girls had allowed $3.50 a year
for their clothes.
THAT is absurd, an employer
said. They do not need to spend $40
for a suit. If they watch the bar
gains at the time of the year the
stores have sales they can get suit
for $780, as though working girls,
girls who work in a factory, could go
to the stores whenever they pleased.
But we cut down the clothes, after
the gentleman had said he was sure
they could supply their years ward
robe for $74.
I'VE also eliminated one nickel
show a week and made it one nickel
show in two weeks.
"The matter of a room and board
we also curtailed, after we had
thrashed out the fact that it was not
fair to consider rates at places like
the Y. w. c. A., which are run on a
Omaha daily bee. (Omaha [Neb.]) 187?-1922, 1914-12-19
French Airmen Drop
Bombs in Freiburg;
Cause Great Damage

PARIS, Dec. ia Belfort dispatch to
the Havas agency says:
Despite German denials, II is now
clearly established that the recent aero
plane raids from Belfort were productive
OF real results. Six bombs were thrown
on Freiburg. Baden. on December 4.
In order to mislead the Germans, the
leader of the flotilla, a sergeant major
of hussars. made wide detour over the
Black forest. coming back on Freiburg
without being molested.
'on December Q the flotilla, flying in
single file at height Of 5000 feet, amidst
q furious storm OF shells from the Ger
man guns. threw eighteen bombs, of
which fourteen caused enormous dam
age. The leading Seroplane was struck
by shell splinter on the left plane and
several bullets grazed the gasoline reser-
voir, breaking some OF the stays, without,
however. impairing the stability Of tho
machine.
The aeroplanes. after undergoing a
final bombardment. returned TO BeIfort
without further incident.
Omaha daily bee. (Omaha [Neb.]) 187?-1922, 1914-12-19
MUSTTAKE WARSAW
AT WHATEVER COST
German Emperor So Orders His Staff
TO Provide Suitable Moment
for Proposal Of Peace.
RETIREMENT SAID TO BE WISE
TeutOns overcome Superior Numbers
by Superior neutrality-suspicious.
Described rs Exceedingly
Violent.

LONDON. Dec. 1s-Ne definite ueUr
mas yet come from the Russian side of
the great German victory in Poland re-
ported In Berlin and Vienna The Rus
sian official headquarters report received
tonight gives nc information on the sub
Ject and the customary long Petrograd
dispatches dealing with the military op-
erations in this district are absent from
the London newspapers this morning.
which would seem To indicate that a CEN
sorship has been imposed on Petrograd
y Petrograd dispatch to the Daily Mail
dated Thursday re-srs at some length to
the alleged instructions Of the German
emperor to his staff that an attempt TO
capture Warsaw be made at all hazards.
Rumors of such instructions have been
current for some days and according TO
the Novoe Vremya the plan is connected
with the idea that the capture Of War
saw would provide a suitable moment for
the proposal of a peace conference The
Novoe Nremya says:
The very violence with which the Ger
man efforts are being made prove that
some great gain is sought"
According 10 other accounts Germany
Is employing 10000 men in the movement
toward Warsaw.
The Daily Mails correspondent says the
Russian retirement on Sochaozew is gen
orally approved as wise. The position
there Is protected by swamps and COM
mands the surrounding country
Unfortunately, the correspondent saws.
'it seems as II German mobility has
again given them superiority over num-
bers. The Russians supposed they had
sufficient men present to check the Ger
mans at this point. but IL is believed that
the Germans brought troops around from
Mlawa, thus weakening the force there
which has since been chased to the from
tier The Germans also were greatly re-
intorced from another quarter and the
fighting is described as extremely vio-
lent"
Omaha daily bee. (Omaha [Neb.]) 187?-1922, 1914-12-19

Bee Want Ads Produce Results.
Omaha daily bee. (Omaha [Neb.]) 187?-1922, 1914-12-19
Wilson Does Not
Want Theorists for
Trade Commission

WASHINGTON. Dec. is.-President VIII
son has Vet il be known that he had
made common sense" the chief qualifi-
cation Of the five men he IL 20 nominate
as members of the new trade commission
within the next two weeks. He does not
desire theorists for the commission, but
men who will be able TO intelligently deal
with business conditions in she United
States. Politics. IL is said, will not gov
ern the makeup OF the board, although
at least one republican probably will be
named.
Among the numerous men whose names
are under consideration are Joseph
Davies. commissioner OF corporations; A.
g. Thurman, solicitor OF the commerce
department; f. n. Hurley, president Of
the Illinois Manufacturers association;
John f. Richardson OF Tennessee.
Thomas 8 Fielder OF Georgia. George Ru-
blee OF New Hampshire. samuel L.
Rogers OF North Carolina. Prof. Henry
]. waters OF Kansas. z. A. Krauthoff Of
Missouri and W. h. Wsstlaks % In
diana.
Omaha daily bee. (Omaha [Neb.]) 187?-1922, 1914-12-19
French Yellow Book
Accused Of Trying
to Mislead Neutrals

BERLIN, Dec. 1S-(Via London ana
Amsterdam The official press bureau
today gave out the following:
The Norddeutschs Algemeine Zeitung,
commenting on the French yellow book,
copies Of which have Just been received,
says that II consists of documents OBJ
vtously selected and prepared to prove
that Russia did not provoke the war to
place the responsibility on Germany. to
create disseDsion between Germany and
Austria and to turn neutral nations. es-
pecially Holland and Denmark, against
Germany.
1T can be stated that the pretended
official German secret reports concerning
the increase In the German army which
the French war minister Is said to have
received in March. 1913. is only q clumsy
invention, this newspaper says"
Omaha daily bee. (Omaha [Neb.]) 187?-1922, 1914-12-19
Warm Underwear
For Women

Women's Cotton Fleeced
Vests and Pants to match,
aC ........ s....... DUG
Women's Heavy Cotton IN
ion Suits, Dutch neck, ell
bow sleeves, high neck,
long sleeves, ankle length,
at ........... ....$1.25
Women's Wool Tights, 81 and up
Omaha daily bee. (Omaha [Neb.]) 187?-1922, 1914-12-19
France Has Plenty
Funds to Fight War
to Successful End

PARIS. Dec. iS-Minister OF Finance
Ribot explained the 1915 budget today 70
the appropriations committee OF the
Chamber Of Deputies, lie said IN part:
when the war began the French
treasury had not taken any precautions
to enable it adequately to meet the ex-
penses involved. This is one of the
proofs that we did not want war. 1t was
forced upon us. and I aver that We are
not responsible for the Enchanting OF
these terrible evils from which the bel
ligerents as well as neutral countries
are suffering today. The interests OF all
peoples are so interviewer that the ma
tons not actually engaged in the hos
tilitics are deeply affected by the war"
NJ. Ribot said he thought the most
pressing need today was the re-estab lish-
Ing OF credit temporarily paralyzed by
the first shock OF the war. The intricate
system Of commercial and Industrial
credit, brought TO perfection after cen
turtles Of labor had been stunned for the
moment but was now recovering.
France will not lack resources TO con-
tnue the war, which it did not seek, but
which It is resolved to pursue 10 the
finish without faltering," NJ. Ribot con-
tnued. From a financial viewpoints
frances reserves are such that II can
regard without anxiety the prospect Of
prolongation Of hostilities The end Of
the war will not depend at any time on
the status of our financial power"
Omaha daily bee. (Omaha [Neb.]) 187?-1922, 1914-12-19
British Destroy
Turkish Barracks

PARIS. Dec. lS-The Havas agency has
given out a dispatch from its correspond
ent at Athens, who quotes a message from
the Island OF Tenedos 70 the effect that
the recent bombardment by a British fleet
in the Gulf OF Saraos. Immediately north
OF the Dardanelles, COMPLETELY destroyed
the Turkish barracks on shore and seri-
ously damaged the Qualifications. The
Turks. panic stricken. fled to the interior
Omaha daily bee. (Omaha [Neb.]) 187?-1922, 1914-12-19
AGood Complexion
Means Pure Blood

Everybody that wants a fine, glowing,
youthful skin. should take old reliable
Hoods sarsaparilla. a rhysieian's pre-
scrtption. which gives a clear. healthy
color. When your blood II made pure,
pimples, boils. hives, eczema disappear.
Languor. loss Of appetite, tired feeling.
weakness ere symptoms OF impure. un-
healthy blood
Hoods sarssparilla purifies the blood
Get q bottle today.
Omaha daily bee. (Omaha [Neb.]) 187?-1922, 1914-12-19
FRENCH JOURNALISTS
OBJECT TO CENSORSHIP

PARIS, Dec. R-u2;lo p. milan ener-
getic protest against the press censorship
was made at a meeting today of deputies
and senators who are journalists. The
meeting drafted a formal statement OF
objections to the censorship. which is TO
be handed TO the minister OF justice,
Aristide BRAND, as president OF the coun-
CT OF state.
A committee OF journalists was formed,
beaded by Georges Ciemenceau. former
premier, Associated with him are Stephen
Pinchon. former minister OF foreign az
fairs; Jean Dupuy and Admiral Bienaime.
Omaha daily bee. (Omaha [Neb.]) 187?-1922, 1914-12-19

tinyler NhocolAtes ana h9h bons, y
Glass Novelties In Lanterns. Trains,
Guns Telephones. etc. filled with
Omaha daily bee. (Omaha [Neb.]) 187?-1922, 1914-12-19

The Unusual, Original
and Novel Creations not
to be found elsewhere in
Omaha.
orsandie Rolled Collars and
Cuffs.
organdie ves'ees.
Clover Leaf Lace Collars,
with velvet band.
Pique Collars and Cuffs.
Pleuen Lace Collars, Plauen
Lace Sets.
Men buy neck fixings here
because our advice concerning
styles is not given merely to
heil-rather It's a sincere eff
fort to help.
Omaha daily bee. (Omaha [Neb.]) 187?-1922, 1914-12-19
THOMPSON, BELDEN & Co
Silk Hose

A large variety of styles
all noted for their excel
lent wearing qualities.
Silk Hose with Isle tops
and soles, with flare tops,
But-I-No.-1 tops, Pointer
heels, lavender tops and
all correct shades.
Omaha daily bee. (Omaha [Neb.]) 187?-1922, 1914-12-19

PILES CURED IN 6 TO IA DAYS.
Druggists refund money n PaAo ONT
ment fails 70 cure Itchlng. Blind. Bleed
Ing or Protruding Piles First application
gives relief. 60 cents.
Omaha daily bee. (Omaha [Neb.]) 187?-1922, 1914-12-19

Every imaginable kind
in all colors and all widths
for all purposes.
Many made up ribbon
novelties, flowers, caps,
ornaments, etc.
For tying packages,
holly ribbon, red and
green ribbon, etc. are very
inexpensive.
Hair ribbons in many de-
lightful new patterns and
colors.
Main Floor-to the right as
you enter.
Atlanta Georgian. [volume] (Atlanta, Ga.) 1912-1939, 1914-04-02
B|OD|NGER, BURNS MAN,
ON FRANK CASE, TELLS Of
Barring CANADIAN GRAF

Butch McDevtt, millionaire for a
day, has nothing on Guy B. Biddinger,
assistant general manager of the
Burns Detective Agency, who is in
Atlanta investigating the Phagan
murder mystery.
McDevitt, of Wlkesbarre, lived like
a millionaire for "a short hours. Bid
dinger spent money as though it were
counterfeit for as many days-and
more
Biddinger is a man of many per-
sonalities, but he is most at home as
an aristocratic, rolling in wealth in
dividual who is running John ID. a
close race for financial supremacy.
As a latter-d day Croesus he is delight
fully genial and expansive. He looks
like ready money.
Role of Multi Millionaire.
1t was in the role of multi mill
lionaire that he pulled the wool over
the shrewd eyes of the Canadian Par
lament grafters and gathered into his
net Louis Philippe Berard, law part
ner of none other than the Prime
Minister, and many other lesser graf
ters.
Biddinger was persuaded Thursday
to tell of the manner in which he
trapped the Canadians.
Il was reputed to be worth between
fifteen and twenty million dollars" he
said and of course they fell for
me.
ID. Loren McGibbon, a public-spir-
tied man of Montreal. was the man
who engaged the Burns Agency on
the case. He had narrowly escaped
death from a serious illness, and on
his recovery was determined to de-
voted his money to public causes.
He was convinced that graft was
being made in the granting of fran
Chises and in obtaining concessions
from the Dominion Government. but
every effort to set definite proof had
failed Two detective agencies had
worked on the graft probe before the
Burns people were called in, but Moth
ing came of their Investigations be-
cause they had failed to overcome
one stumbling block, a grOup of law
Yers who acted as the go betWeens
for the members of Parliament.
Other Operators Duped.
The operatives for the other agen-
Cies We're referred to the legal firm
when they attempted TO approach the
Legislators The lawyers drafted a
bill for the detectives and charged
an enormous fee which, however. was
perfectly legal. In this smooth man
ner they saved themselves from pros
eCution and at the same time insured
a rake off for their other clients, the
members of Parliament.
when we started on the job, we
lad our own bill All we wanted
to buy was the influence of the legal
firm and the votes of certain of the
Belding banner. (Belding, Mich.) 1889-1918, 1914-09-09
Lady Baltimore Cake

one cup butter, two cups sugar, one
cup milk, three and one-half cups
flour, two teaspoons baking powder,
one tablespoon vanilla, whites six eggs,
Cream butter and while beating con-
stantly, gradually add sugar. Mix and
sift -four and baking powder, and add
alternately with milk to first mixture;
then add flavoring and cut and fold
in whites OF eggs, beaten until stiff
and dry. Bake i'm three buttered and
Toured tins, inches square. Put
layers together with fruit and nut fill
ing and cover with fruit and nut fill
ing and ice cream frosting.
Belding banner. (Belding, Mich.) 1889-1918, 1914-09-09

married to the other type of man-one
who is not very robust one who leads
an anxious or hard working life,
with plenty OF business worries to
make him irritable and dyspeptic-
what is the result If he fares in the
same way as the robust man?
Well, in plain English, you poison
his whole life, and your own, too. III
cooked food is to the dyspeptic a dead
~ poison. AS a matter Of fact il is a
thing they learn to avoid instinctively
for the sake Of internal peace and
quiet. But they avoid it at the ex-
pense of nutrition of their bodies, and
so they come to suffer from a veritable
slow starvation.
1t isn't hard to understand why a
husband who hasn't much time for
fresh air and exercise when served
ihdigestible, greasy food gives way to
a fit Of temper or irritability.
II you want him to take you to the
theater or to play bridge with a neigh
Dor don't expect him to agree to go
over a meal of underdone potatoes,
reheated meat, and heavy, soggy
pastry.
Study his digestion and serve him
food that he can digest comfortably,
and unless he be an abnormal being
you can get him to accompany you
anywhere you want to go.-Doris
Blake in Chicago Tribune.