Albuquerque evening herald. [volume] (Albuquerque, New Mexico) 1911-1914, 1914-01-15

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THE COOKS hnty such an easy
time that iifo must truly hore 'em.
They merely put stuff boo tho stove.
the oven cooks IL tor 'cm
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"NY HUSBAND told mo @ month
ngo that could pas amy price !
wanted to for my spring hat
what had hc been doing Chi
.,agn Views
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Not Unless You Want to SGT
Worlds RECORD.
Sir . ann writing one of the six
Bcsf Settlers" and vnnt Co know ~
irs possible to have my hero take q
train Boo London 900 amy point except
.rhnrug CROSS MANpELLE HOPE
The Coming Towcr
And remember. Mayhclle that &c
isn't considered correct uo,ciism 60
leave Paris any other way than via
the Gurc du Nord
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AND FOH heavens sake. Maybcuc,
don't let him stop anywhere ~ New
York except at the lltz
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Such T. Iifc.
som, tender hearted folks know.
THOR sense of fitness seem to lose.
barefoot they'd lct poor children go,
And bay the snowhirds oNCrshoos.
Calgary tAlbertnp Herald
Another gluk that Tvo lu mind
: bunch that always gets my goat
VIII nivc leo cream Co poor they find.
And refuse 60 buy them coat
Altoona Times
For moauucss this bunch can't be-
boat
~ uoWIy Wods thcy viii throw rico
But ask Thorn for something To eat
And an thcyn give YOU is advice
-Aiicntown Democrat
Another bunch my anger siirs
Aud every sense Of fitness mocks.
Thcy girh themselves 10 costly furs
And mike thcir Htlc girls wenr
socks,
Houston Post.
And thcn thcre b. that creature loud
who Ger our sense ~ fitness gags.
The man whose wife looks like a doWd
That he may wear expensive rags
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THE WALL STREET JoURNAf.--
which of course We read diligently
every day. gets OF pretty good ono
ono the postmaster general oe on
economist who iengthens the public
blanket by cuttins a piece of one end
and sewing il ou the other end
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AN Old gentleman in Arkansas
I died the other dlv az the age 81 no.
and hc drank booze all hts life This
shows the dams. 90 taking one drink
too many We should always do these
.hings ir moderation IL We wish 90 re-
/ tain ripe old go--say 200 or 500.
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| IT rs ALSO pointed out that q ruu-
lnway match travels faster toward the
ldvorcc rourt thIn slow wedding
match.
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WE CAREFj1IY inspected the
highly illustrated lingerie advcriigc
mcnts zoo yesterdays paper Judd
3 cytia in Houston Post
! our suggestion is that the gentle
man might more properly devote his
Z time tn critical inspection 90 Hair
Tonic and Number Eleven Shoe ud-
lNcrlisomonls.
tbs BETTER 10 have loved and
lost provided 5000 can get good fat
Ncrdi,t ln breach OF promise SUIT.
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BOLIVIA hua tgroed 90 Secretary
Bryun's peace plan. There. now.
c.
THE CARLSBAD grand jury has
IN, cstigatcd and found out that the
gotcrnor'a LmyrIug auditor was mis-
taken in his mnllcatlon that Eddy
county officials had boon guilty 81
malfraaoncc. Cau u be. % can it De,
that there arc llso Political pirates
seclune a Sensation Ia Eddy countyf
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LOOKS 60 us Ike Just another ono
lof those mean. uudefhanded slaps at
me administrator. similar 60 the one
taken by the SIN Miguel county
srand jury
o.
uEA"llEN H sume little loop-the-
loopcr hat he can not expect tho
Tame 81 IcR0ud who done u inst
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WE SEEN our mistake Ia The fore
going. bias have never aid such "a
thing before Aud anyhow, they are
telling us nowadays shat English iH
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