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The pioneer express. [volume] (Pembina, Dakota [N.D.]) 1883-1928, 1914-04-10
CUT ANOTHER MELON.

Invested 5000 and received $97.36.
Did you get a slice?
The stockholders who received $1,000
have been investing $500 each month
for ten years.
Do you wish to form the saving habit
and have your money earning interest .
above?
All our loans are in this county and q
the directors are known to you. C1n
you find safer investment!
A new series has just been opened.
We will be glad to help yos save Z
little money.
Pembina Savings 4 Loan Assseiatisr.
The pioneer express. [volume] (Pembina, Dakota [N.D.]) 1883-1928, 1914-04-10
Attention Voters.

When the assessor asks you your party
utilization, say you are Progressive, if
yon are Progressive, and see that you
are put down as Progressive Party
voter, otherwise you will lose your vote
at the Primary. Prof. H. H. Aaker is the
Progressive Party candidate for gover-
nor. (Adv.)
The pioneer express. [volume] (Pembina, Dakota [N.D.]) 1883-1928, 1914-04-10
For Treasurer.

| hereby announce my candidacy for
the otfice of treasurer of Pembina coun-
ty on the Republican ticket, and subject
10 the will of the voters at the primaries
in June, and if elected I will give the Of
flee my personal attention.
O. G. OLSON,
Drayton, N. D.
The pioneer express. [volume] (Pembina, Dakota [N.D.]) 1883-1928, 1914-04-10
For County Treasurer.

! hereby announce my candidacy for
the office of county treasurer and ask
for the approval of the voters at the
primary election.
(Adv.) SWAIN THORWALDSON.
The pioneer express. [volume] (Pembina, Dakota [N.D.]) 1883-1928, 1914-04-10

"Some people are SO unkind as to say
that Cavalier has all there Is coming to
it for some time, in the handsome new
court house and the county seat loca.
tion."-Walhalls Mountaineer.
The pioneer express. [volume] (Pembina, Dakota [N.D.]) 1883-1928, 1914-04-10
Official Directory

! Official Directory
5 U Kepressn- + + I asGs%ssF asisssos
Governor-L B Hanna
Lieutenant Governor-A 7 Kraabel
state Treasurer-Gunder Olson
State Auditor-C q Jor%enson
Attorney General-Andrew Miller
Railroad Com A. AfN = Ma,,d. Anderson
nlissioners y y Il 4 stmfsnan saan
Supt Of Pub Inst-E Taylor
Com Ayr & Labor,W G Giibreath
! Judges Of Supreme s s + F;s5 ss5,a,nr.
EB Goss' %
Judge 7th Jud. Dist-WJ J Kneeshaw
STATE SENATOR
LIST Dist-Christ Ganssle. ST Thomas
REPRESENTATIVES,
81 w Hart toilette
1st District W Husband Hensel
III Geiger Hamilton
COUNTY OFFICIALS
States Attorney-Wm McNIurcl,ie
Clerk of Court ID Winlaw
Sheriff. Foster
Auditorium. w Felson
Treasurer X Gibson
Register of Deeds Geo Roadhouse
County Judge-H G Wick
SurveyOr-Herman Campbell
Supt of Schools-Charlotte Jones
Coroner-Frank w. Deason
Public Admin Ellis Thorwaldson
lst-A B Purdy, toilette
co,,,,+v 2nd-J X OlafsOn, Gardar
So.,,irS 3rd-N Matheson, Crystal
4th-W Watts Leroy
l5th-Jos Morrison Drayton
CUSTOMS OFFICIALS
Judson LaMoure Jr Collector
Robert Morrison Special Deputy
! Mcconnaehie i cannss Deputies
p Thue Immigration Inspector
The pioneer express. [volume] (Pembina, Dakota [N.D.]) 1883-1928, 1914-04-10

John Krafchenko was found guilty
and sentenced to be hung for the Plul
Coulee bank robbery and the murder
Cashier Arnold. He is to hang July 9lb.
Eagle River review. [volume] (Eagle River, Wis.) 1890-1927, 1914-08-28

A dispatch from Rhinelander to Mil
waukee papers stated that OH Sunday
two men lost their lives while fight
ing in a rowboat on Moon lake near
'Rhinelander. The boat not being de-
signed for naval warfare. capsized
carrying the combatants down with
it. The body Of one, a Rhinelander
citizen, was recovered. This seems to
point toward the wisdom OF taking
the other fellows lip until getting
back to shore at least.
Eagle River review. [volume] (Eagle River, Wis.) 1890-1927, 1914-08-28
Sheriff.

To the Voters and Taxpayers OF
Villas County.
] hereby announce that | will be a
candidate for Sheriff on the Demo
crat ticket at the September Pri-
mary. Ii elected to the Office | assure
you that all business OF the Office will
be conducted in businesS-like man
ner, and solicit your support at the
Primary, and general election.
PHIL. kNIPPEL.
Eagle River review. [volume] (Eagle River, Wis.) 1890-1927, 1914-08-28
Member of Assembly.

10 the Citizens of Villas County.
! hereby announce myself as a can
didate, on the Republican ticket for
Member OF Assembly for this district,
and solicit your support at the Sep
tember Primaries.
If selected for this important Office,
| pledge the same conscientious SER
vice as rendered in my previous term
in this office.
Respectfully.
Is. A. EvERETT.
Eagle River review. [volume] (Eagle River, Wis.) 1890-1927, 1914-08-28
Treasurer.

To the voters of Villas County;
| hereby announce myself cam
didate on the Republican ticket for
the Office OF Treasurer, at the Septein-
Der Primaries and respectfully solicit
your support.
II nominated and elected, | shall
give the office my entire attention.
]. T. NEMACHECk.
Eagle River review. [volume] (Eagle River, Wis.) 1890-1927, 1914-08-28
District Attorney.
To the voters and taxpayers of
Villas County.

Villas County.
| hereby announce that / am can
didate for denomination for district
attorney on the Republican ticket at
the September primary. # nomina-
ted and elected shall continue to
carry on the business of the office
economically and to the best inter
ests of the county and the people and
shall give everyone a square deal
without fear or favor. | thank the
voters for their generous support in
the past and solicit the support of
all in the present campaign.
Dated July 18th, 1914.
GEORGE E. O'CoNNoR.
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Legal Notices.
First pub. Aug. :, last pub, Sept. Ilth)
STATE OF WISCONSIN
Villas County,
Villas County,
In CIRCuIT COURT.

IN O1RCbIT COURI.
III. n. Stabeck, Plaintiff,
VS.
"A H. Mas, Emma Mas,
Conrad Schreiner and
Emele Schreiner, Defendants.
BY virtue of a Judgment OF fore
closure and sale, made in the above
entitled action on the BIRD day OF
June, 1913, the undersigned sheriff of
Villas County, State OF Wisconsin,
will sell at the front door of the court
house in Eagle River, Wisconsin, on
the 18th day of September, 1914, at
four O'Clock in the after noon Of that
day, the real estate and mortgaged
premises directed by said Judgment
TO be sold, and hereinafter described
rs follows: The Southwest Quarter
OF the Northeast Quarter, The North
east Quarter OF the Northwest Quar-
ter, the Northwest Quarter of the
Northwest Quarter, the Southwest
Quarter Of the Northwest Quarter,
the Southeast Quarter Of the North
west Quarter, the Northeast Quarter
of the Southwest Quarter, the North
west Quarter of the Southwest Quar-
Ter, the Southwest Quarter Of the
Southwest Quarter, and the South
east Quarter of the Southwest Quar-
ter of Section Twentv-three in Town
ship Forty of Range Eleven East, in
Villas county, Wisconsin.
The terms of said sale will be cash,
Dated this lSt day OF August, 1914.
j. Il. NEMACHECK,
Sheriff of Villas County, Wisconsin.
T.. b. KINNEY,
Attorney for Plaintiff.
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For Register of Deeds.

am candidate for the nomina-
ton Of Register of Deeds on the DEM
ocratic ticket al the September pri-
maries, and respectfully solicit your
support. LAWRENCE kUEHNE.
Eagle River review. [volume] (Eagle River, Wis.) 1890-1927, 1914-08-28
For Clerk of the Circuit Court.

To the Voters of Villas county:
l hereby announce myself candi-
date on the Republican ticket for the
office of Clerk of the Circuit Court at
the Primary Sept, 1st, 1914.
I will greatly appreciate your votes
and your support.
w. II. RADCLIFFE.
Eagle River review. [volume] (Eagle River, Wis.) 1890-1927, 1914-08-28
First pub. Aug last. Aug. -. l9l4)
NOTICE TO CREDITORS.
STATE OF WISCONSIN, COUNTY
COURT OF Villas COUNTY.
lN PRoRATE.

IN PROBATE.
In the matter of the will of George Washing
tou Buck. deceased.
Notice is hereby given that at the regular
term of the County Court. to be held in and for
said County at the County Court rooms. in the
village ofEagle River in said County, on the
first Tuesday OF March A. d.. 1915, the follow
ing matters viii be heard and considered. ex-
amined and adjusted
All claims against George Washington
Buck late of the town of Flambeau, in said
county deceased.
All claims FOR examination and allowance
must be presented to said court at the county
court rooms in the village of Eagle River IN
said county on or before the 4th day Of Fehri-
airy, 1915. or he barred.
Dated the 4th day OF August, 1914.
Marion F. Reid Attorney for Executrix.
BY the court,
AMOS RADcIIFFE,
County Judge.
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Sheriff.

To tile Voters of Villas County:
| desire your support at the Sept
TENDER primary on the Republican
ticket for the nomination Of Sheriff
of Villas county and will heartily APP
preciate your support.
FRANK A. HALL.
Eagle River review. [volume] (Eagle River, Wis.) 1890-1927, 1914-08-28

Miss Mary Richards left TO day
Minneapolis to begin her fifth V
the schools of that city.
The new sawmill started up y
day afternoon.
Miss Fern Scott left Friday TO-
her mother at Washburn.
Joe Frankel left last night fol
cago.
L. NJ. Christianson returned y
day from the Emil Kloes reS0.
Three Lakes where he spent
weeks putting up some addl'"'
the resort buildings.
Walt Merical. head wood ~
at Pride's blacksmith shop, , +
with an injured eye received
helping to doctor a sick autOD'I
Last year / took my girl
year, we'll take the kid VIM n,,|
the Oneida County Fair al n"
LANDER, Sept, s : 10.
Eagle River review. [volume] (Eagle River, Wis.) 1890-1927, 1914-08-28
For Treasurer.

To the Voters of Villas County:
! am candidate for the Office of
County Treasurer on the Republican
ticket at the September primaries.
Ii nominated and elected assure
you the Office will receive my own
personal attention. / ask your sup
port. CHARLES. ii. ADAMS
Eagle River review. [volume] (Eagle River, Wis.) 1890-1927, 1914-08-28
Notice of Primary Election.
County Clerks Office.
Eagle River, Wis.

County Clerks Office.
Eagle River, Wis.
State of Wisconsin, &C.
County of Villas. "
NOTICE Is HEREBY GIVEN that at Pri
uEnsry Election to be held in the several towns
Nards and election precincts of said county
.sn the first Tuesday of September. A. D., 1919,
loeing the first day of said month the following
Officers are to be nominated:
A GOVERNOR, in place of Francis E. Nc
k5ogern, whose term of office viii expire on the
=1rst Monday of January. A. D., 1915
A LgEUTENANTG GOVERNOR. in place of
Thomas Morris whose term of office will eX-
xire on the first Monday of January, A. d. 1915.
"A SECRETARY OF STATE. in place of John
g, Donald whose term of office will expire on
size first Monday of January, A. D.. 1915,
A STATE TREASURER in place of Henry
johnson, whose term of office will expire on
tbe first Monday of January. A. D., 1915.
AN ATTORNEY GENERAL. in place of
~ N alter 6. Owen, whose term of Office will eS-
pre- on the first Monday of January. AID, 1915.
"A UNITED STATES SENATOR. in place Of
Isaac Stephenson, whose term of office viii eX-
pire on the fourth day of March A.D., 1915.
A REPRESENTATIvE IN CONGRESS, for
the Eleventh Congressional District, comprised
Of the counties of Douglas, Bayfield,, Ashland.
-
yer, Rusk. Taylor, Price, Oneida and Lincoln.
A member of assembly for the Assembly Dis
<rlct comprised OF the counties Of Iron and
Villas
AVA county clerk In place Of William A. RFRd,
Herd. whose tern of office viii expire On the
Sirst Monday of January, AID, 1915
A county treasurer, in place of Frank A.
HhaAssInl whess term office viii expire on the first
~ isndsy Of january. ADJ isls,
A sheriff, in place OF Jeeeph y. Nemacheck,
-SEhose term of otiee will expire on the first
-.Aaonday If JANUARY. AID. 1915.
A cofuner, in place OF Patrick j. Ganney,
NShcse term of Office will expire on the trst
Monday of January, AID, 1915.
A clerk of the circuit court, in place Of John
Eschenbaugh. whose term of Office will expire
AN the first Monday of January, Nd, 1915.
A district attorney, in place OF George +, o.
Connor. whose term of office will expire on the
FIRST Monday of January. AID. 1915.
A register of deeds in place of Walter b
Raymond, whose term of office will expire on
the first Monday OF January, AID 1915.
a county surveyor. i'll place of Daniel f
Graham whose term of office viii expire or
the first Monday of January, AID, 1919
WILLIAM A. BRADFORD.
County clerk
Dated, Eagle River Wis, this 9Th day of July
AID 1914.
Eagle River review. [volume] (Eagle River, Wis.) 1890-1927, 1914-08-28
For coroRer,

To Villas county voters:
i announce that am q candidate
for denomination for Coroner on the
Republican ticket at the September
primaries, and ask your support.
r. J. GAFFNEY.
Eagle River review. [volume] (Eagle River, Wis.) 1890-1927, 1914-08-28
Pre.RaphaeIite Revival

A distinguished painter enpS /.
small boy from neighborlhs !, !,
a model. He gave the child ga
and asked him if he would Inv
bread or white, expecting, a. :
with such youngsters, that D. r.
ask for white. The boy. ~
asked for brown bread. hgH i
claimed the painter, astolisn !
you like brown bread?' 1es' ,
the boy. IT'S got more uluos'
Eagle River review. [volume] (Eagle River, Wis.) 1890-1927, 1914-08-28
State of Ohio. City of Toledo,
SSs

state Of Ohio. City Of Toledo.
Lucas County,
Frank J. Cheney makes oath that he Is
senior partner of the firm of F. ]. Cheney
& Co., doing business in the City Of To-
ledo, County and State aforesaid, and
that said firm will pay the sum of ONE
HUNDRED DOLLARS for each and ev-
cry case of Catarrh that cannot be cured
by the use of HALLS CATARRH CURE.
FRANK J. CHENEY.
Sworn to before me and subscribed in
my presence, this 9Th day Of December,
A. d. 1886.
(SeaD A. w GLEASON,
Notary Public.
Halls sCatarrh Cure is taken internally
and acts directly upon the blood and mu-
cous surfaces OF the system. Send for
testimonials. free.
r. ]. CHENEY Il CO., Toledo, o.
Sold by all Druggists 75c.
Take Halls Family Pills for constipatieH.
Eagle River review. [volume] (Eagle River, Wis.) 1890-1927, 1914-08-28

Murderer Given Two Years :
Greece possesses a curious !, !
law. A person sentenced !,
there waits two years before :
cation OF the sentence.
Eagle River review. [volume] (Eagle River, Wis.) 1890-1927, 1914-08-28
Treasurer.

TO the voters and taxpayers OF
Villas County.
/ hereby announce that / will be a
candidate for treasurer on the Dem
ocrat ticket at the September Pri-
mary. Ii elected to the office | as
sure you that all business of the Of
flee will be conducted in a business
like manner, and solicit your sup
port at the Primary, and general
election. S. w. SMITH.
Eagle River review. [volume] (Eagle River, Wis.) 1890-1927, 1914-08-28
PAID ANNOUNCEMENTS

These notices viii be paid for by the respect
i've candidates at the rate of cents per lin
for each issue.
Eagle River review. [volume] (Eagle River, Wis.) 1890-1927, 1914-08-28
For Member of Assembly for Iron
and Villas Counties.

TO the Voters and Taxpayers of
Villas County:
l hereby announce myself candi-
date for denomination for Member
Of Assembly on the Republican ticket
at the September Primary IT nomi-
mated and elected, shall continue. as
heretofore, to devote my best efforts
to the interest of the district and it's
people. Respectfully,
w. j. WHITESIDE.
Eagle River review. [volume] (Eagle River, Wis.) 1890-1927, 1914-08-28
District Attorney.

| announce myself to the voters OF
Villas county as a candidate for the
nomination of District Attorney OF
said county at the Republican pri-
maries, Tuesday. September |, 1914,
and ask your support.
G. III. WIEGAND.
Eagle River review. [volume] (Eagle River, Wis.) 1890-1927, 1914-08-28
(First pub. Aug. y. last, Sept Is. 1919
GUARDIANS SALE. OF
REAL ESTATE.

STATE OF WISCONSIN, Villas COUl
COURT IN PROBATE.
In THE NATTER OF THE GUARDIANSHIP
OF HARVEY RowELL. INCOMPETENT
The evening times. [volume] (Grand Forks, N.D.) 1906-1914, 1914-02-11

and jeers. Even o this day there are those who sheer at her name" e
n %o% the sss az S %s%;sansS in nj Al MIN " = : ess%s 70 = n Mlss p &ssaesS'
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for: " Nsy e sa ! sst ts 1ssr ne ss9i.sss TX q e 5s%s and ,s sssss ssa f fssss :, there ssi
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The evening times. [volume] (Grand Forks, N.D.) 1906-1914, 1914-02-11
The Evening Story -
GETTING READY FOR COMPANY.

oh, dear" sighed Mrs. Plum, I'm
never get through. never. never, new
or! Any other time Id have some
hope. but everything has gone wrong
this time. The washing having to be
put off made the ironing late. 1t
the baby has been fretful night and
day. ! don't seem to get on like l
should. And J. do my best"
MIR. Plum smiled at his discouraged
wife. Her eyes were very near to
tears. but she mustered up n return
smile.
II know" she. said, II oughtn't to-
bother YOU with it. You have your
W troubles. all day. I've often
thought tina bear We II another's
BURDENS should have been bear your
OWN"
Tut! TUT smiled MIR. Plum, re-
is. The bible" q wise old book. \
shared burden is Il halved burden.
And I'll take half of any you have.
But what gets me is why all this
fuss? Mother isn't 8: stranger. She'll
understand that. when the baby has
been under the weather. there isn't
h usual time for homework. And
she knows by experience what it is 10
take care of Tom. Besides, things
look all right as they are"
They look awful" disagreed his
wife, chcered in spite of herself. but
I've II more da:1. of race II per-
haps LII get on better. ! wouldn't
have your mother see il like this for
the world"
Well. WE'LL" said Mr.. Plum. patting
her hand and returning TO his news
paper. don't fuss too much. Mother
won't notice.
Mrs. Plum sighed to herself. The
idea of his mother not noticing" she
thought. she could sec a speck of
blame me for it. She has spoken so
often about how nen his first wife
was. She'll think she was IL better
manager than j am-And maybe she
was"
She worked on her sewing till bed
time. and then lay for an hour or SO
planning the work for the next day.
only to he awakened by the tecthing
baby. orr and on, all night. she
hushed his fretful cries. When she
woke it was with the guilty start of
one vino knows she has ovcrslent. 1t
was past S o'clock. and she had meant
to be at work at 6.
Poor Lester didn't like to wake
me-" she thought, but, oh, l wish he
had"
The kitchen bore evidence of a
mans hasty preparation of a meal.
Things were out of place; half burned
pancakes were in the frying pan: half
cooked mush stood on the cold stove.
She set to work with a will, but had
not done much when Mile trotted
down in her little White night gown
Il it'll awake" she announced. with
her engaging lisp. will YOU dwess
me. muvNcr:'"
Mrs. Plum, in all her haste, stopped
to hug the child to her. The name of
mother" from her husbands child
was very sweet t" her. She had tried
to- be a mother. not a stepmother. to
his boy and girl. And she was glad
to think that she had succeeded. Mill
lie loved her. Tom loved her. And
she returned it in full measure. Her
own baby boy was scarcely more dear
to her than these children Of a wom-
an she had never seen.
Now, Millie," she said. when she
bad hastily batacd and dressed her,
II want YOU to be good today. very,
Very good. For tomorrow something
nice is going 10 amen
The evening times. [volume] (Grand Forks, N.D.) 1906-1914, 1914-02-11
BRITAIN's BIZ. PROGRAM.

King Georges speech from the
throne on the occasion OF the OPEN
Ing OF the British parliament gives
Vnotice Of a. big program for the coun-
try al this session. IN course the
speech from the throne is really the
address of the premier and his as
sociate ministers, the responsible
governing body of the Kingdom. The
king himself has practically nothing
to do with it. His speech is prepar-
ed for him, and he says the things
that are written for him 10 say.
The address is therefore to he taxi
en- as the announcement of the pro-
gram Of the party in power. And
the important items. while not Sc
very numerous. are important enough,
TO command attention. First. in in
tereet. perhaps. is the question Of
Irish home rule. The problem pre-
scented in this subject is complicated
by the threatened rebellion Of Ulster,
and the government that has to deal
with it il not to be envied. Thus far
there has been no sign of recession
by the leaders OF the Ulster move
. ment. and the efforts OF the govern
The evening times. [volume] (Grand Forks, N.D.) 1906-1914, 1914-02-11
y A Few Humorous Stories y

An absent-minded country clergy
man went botanizing one day. Hav-
ing forgotten his vasculum, he ex-
tracted Il large red handkerchief
from his pocket. and putting his
specimens into it he carefully tied 1t
on his arm. Pursuing his way reflec-
lively. he came upon a workman
looking down a deep trench and
swearing %profusely.
parsot1, d you know what Satan
is?"
Memo; but wait and I'll ask my
mate"
"Haw-will dae you kin who Satin
is?"
him?"
Aye, here's Il man wi his dinner
After ALL" said kwoter, .it.s a true
saving that he laughs best who
laughs last"
MOT at ALL" replied Wise. 1.-THE
really tru saying is: He laughs best
whose laugh lasts"
A young woman was asked by q
friend as to the likableness Of a young
chap who for some time had been
paying devoted attention to the young
woman in question.
oh" replied the lair one, careless
~. " William is q nice fellow. but he
talks too much"
"IIov's that?" was the next cues.
ton. Il thought he was a street car
conductor"
80 he L." returned the other, land
he's continually saying. sit up
|, Closer"
Mrs. Capron say old Uncle Timothy
starting away on a fishing expedition,