The Manitowoc pilot. [volume] (Manitowoc, Wis.) 1859-1932, 1914-04-16

Miss Ella M. Popelars who spent the
winter with her aunt in Sheboygan has
returned to her home in Kossuth.
Miss Rose Cheney, member of the
training school faculty, spent the East
err vacation at her home at River Falls.
Again we remind you not to purchase
property without an Abstract made by
The Abstract Co. A. E. Schulze, Mgr.
Mrs. Julius Bunker and her sister,
Miss Malenda Siebert of Rapids are Wis.
iting with relatives and friends at APP
pieton.
Lester Staudt who was home for
Easter, left Monday for Ann Arbor to
resume his studies at the Michigan I'm
iversity.
con vegetarian dieta criminal los
es his criminal tendencies" says veg
etarian. But does he retain any other
tendencies.
VIM. Mcnamara and Vernon Quigley
have returned to Amigo after visit
at the home of Mr.. and Mrs. NJ. j.
O'Donnell.
Mr.. Lyman d. Robinson who was
called here by the death of his father,
has returned to his home at Lake Crys-
tai, Minnesota.
A physician who says that frequent
bathing is not necessary for health may
be right, but it is no doubt great aid
to popularity.
The Manitowoc Herald claims a
Larger circulation than any other two
newspapers in this city combined"
All! Blatherskite.
The early Birds, ;" a society of young
people will give an invitation dance at
Schreihart's hall, Saturday, April Is.
Music by the seXtette.
The Misses Marcella Hall Nellie
| O'Conner and Anna Muth, teachers in
the Milwaukee schools, spent tie East
er vacation at their homes here.
Herman Martens, son of Mr.. and Mrs.
Henry Martens, left Tuesday for Ogden,
Utah, where he has taken position
with the Southern Pacific Ry. Co.
| Income Tax Assessor Jos. Cornell
has issued call for meeting of the
assesses of the county on Tuesday
April 90. The meeting will be held at
the court house.
| Travellers checks make travelling
very easy according to purveyor.
They do indeed. But there is recipe
for rabbit pie which begins first catch
your rabbit"
| A scientist finds that hnman hair
grows at the rate of 1905 an inch day,
yet young man raising his first mus
tache feels it 1905 times day to see
how much it has grown.
A man who tried to take money from
a Chicago waiter was promptly killed.
The average waiter is ferocious enough
in his methods of getting money to
warn even lunatic against the folly
of trying to get it away from him.
| A young man who was an employe of
tourist agency in a large American
city admits that he stole $1,000, but
pleads in defense that he was about to
marry The girl will shiver with hor-
ror as she thinks how narrowly she
missed marrying piker.
One of the oldest customs in the
world, according to an Archaeological, is
giving precious metals or other com
modites of agreed value in exchange
for the necessaries of life. OF course,
an equally aged custom is promising to
hand over the precious metal or other
commodity next week.
An expert from the Federal Agricul-
tural Department says an acre pond
will produce fish worth as much as the
crop from any acre on the farm. The
boys will agree that harvesting the
crop from the pond would beat any
other kind of farm labor.
Charles Christensen returned to
Cumberland, Wis, Tuesday after a visit
with his family. r. c. Sweeting, who
has been employed by the Wisconsin
Pea Gamers company, will go to Cum
berland next week, having accepted
position with the Cumberland Pea
Packing company.
WISDOM FROM INEXPERIENCED
Mr.. Brown met Mr.. Jones on the
street.
"Any news, Brown" asked Jones.
Nothing special, I've just been
reading the Sunday paper. And find
one peculiar thing in it that may be
news to you"
"What is it,"
"The Sunday paper says that women
in ancient Egypt used to act as they
pleased, live as they pleased, and dress
as they pleased without regard to what
the men thought. Lucky we don't live
in those times, what9"
"Mr. Brown, are YOU married?n