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Tensas gazette. [volume] (St. Joseph, La.) 1886-current, 1914-01-02
Friendly Qualities.

II you wish to make friends your
heart must b kind. your tongue gen.
tie, your motives disinterested and
you must cultivate the blessed faculty
of responsiveness. ' wt
These are the qualities that attract
people. II you will present q sunny
responsiveness to the world you need
not fear but that friends will flock to
you. 49,
Having made friends 1t rests with
yourself to hold them fast by worth
and sincerity. Believe in them with
loyalty that cannot be shaken by
petty suspicious and the tongues OF
gossip.-Exchange.
Tensas gazette. [volume] (St. Joseph, La.) 1886-current, 1914-01-02
1wo Good Child Stories.

Frances is q little girl with mind
of lightning-like quickness and a con-
comitant habit Of jumping at conciu-
sions. Visiting Niagara Falls for the
first time she was awestruck at the
volume Of water.
Mother, do they turn 1t on at
night!" she innocently inquired.
1t was little Frances, again, who
looking at q high mountain. con1ec
tured that the view from the top must
be DISCRIMINATING" and who. visiting
the zoo shortly after studying the
signs of the zodiac on an impressive
ceiling. asked:
Father. shall we, md any sodiac'
here?"
Tensas gazette. [volume] (St. Joseph, La.) 1886-current, 1914-01-02
Too Much for the Angels.

The new baby had proved itself the
possessor of extraordinary lung pow
ers. One day baby's brother. little
Johnny, said to his mother:
ma, little brother came from heav'
en-. didn't he?"
YES, DEAR" answered the mother
Johnny was silent for = minute. and
then he went on:
Il say, ma"
what is 1t, johnny"
II don't blame the angels for sling
ing him out, do you?"-London Tit
Bits.
Tensas gazette. [volume] (St. Joseph, La.) 1886-current, 1914-01-02
Alfalfa for Dairy Cows.

An acre OF good alfalfa cut and fed
green to cows confined in a yard
will supply ample feed for five good
animals throughout the summer. A
ton of alfalfa hay. cut when the first
few blossoms appear and cured to
leave all the leaves. is equal for milk
production to a ton OF bran. and costs
about one-third as much.
Tensas gazette. [volume] (St. Joseph, La.) 1886-current, 1914-01-02
Alfalfa Poultry Pasture.

Alfalfa may be made more hardy 90
that 1t will stand pasturing in poultry
Yards, according to the Colorado ex-
pertinent station, by turning 1t under
once and letting it grow up again. II
is suggested that a good. hardy stand
can be established by spading in some
alfalfa crowns newly plowed out of an
old field. This Is best done early In
the spring when the crowns are still
dormant.
Tensas gazette. [volume] (St. Joseph, La.) 1886-current, 1914-01-02
:. N o., LITTLE ROCK, NO. so-tsts
Education.

Education 10 the whole effect OF en-
vironment. The individual Ia In some
way affected by everything with
which he comes in contact, from the
ffst moment of life until the end
Teaching is therefore a factor IN
evolution. II is q means Of carrying
On the development Of the individual
Man is az yet incomplete; 1t Is likely
hat all his best exercises still lie be
fore him. He must be ready for wha'
= to come.
Tensas gazette. [volume] (St. Joseph, La.) 1886-current, 1914-01-02
FIggeratlve.

"A schoolboy of eleven" said Prof.
Thomas R. Lounsbury. Yale's author
ity on English, "once gave an apt Illus
tration of figurative usage. He gave
1t in q composition, writing:
"a flggerative saying 10. TO keep
the wolf from the door," 1t does not
mean to keep a real live wolf from the
door. A good instance is when the
landlord comes for the rent. He knocks
at the door and you keep awful quiet,
in the hope that he will think there ID
nobody In and 60 away"
Tensas gazette. [volume] (St. Joseph, La.) 1886-current, 1914-01-02
Drouth Insurance.

One of the best methods Of securing
safety from drouth is to keep the sur
face of the ground well stirred and
loose. 1t will then not only absorb
much rain. II any comes. that might
otherwise run OF the surface Of dry or
caked soil, but it absorbs and holds
even the dew, which in an ordinary
time amounts to a great deal of mois-
tur0
Tensas gazette. [volume] (St. Joseph, La.) 1886-current, 1914-01-02
Clean Record.

The late Adolphus Busch was once
talking to q st. Louis reporter about
q brewing invention that, he held.
promised more than 1t would perform.
The invention" he remarked. lis
like Peck. of whom q man said:
Peck tells his wife everything he
does
Then came the mild addition:
land he does everything she tells
him."
Tensas gazette. [volume] (St. Joseph, La.) 1886-current, 1914-01-02
Probably Soup.

The witness, heavy set man who
looked as though he spent a good
share of his time feasting. was called
to the stand as witness in a case
of assault and battery.
you were in the restaurant at the
time this happened" began the judge
"Now tell the court just what you
heard"
who, mel" asked the man In be
wilderment. Il didn't hear anything
I was eating"
Tensas gazette. [volume] (St. Joseph, La.) 1886-current, 1914-01-02
COLDS & LaeRIPPE

3 or 8 doses 66e will break any case
# Chills & Fever, Colds & LaGrippe;
Il acts on the liver better than Gallo
mel and does not grippe or sicken.
pIice 25c.-Adv.
Tensas gazette. [volume] (St. Joseph, La.) 1886-current, 1914-01-02
MoIasses for Cattle.

Molasses, becoming very popular
with many fat cattle feeders. is about
the only feed not going up In price.
II sells for $3.50 a barrel
Tensas gazette. [volume] (St. Joseph, La.) 1886-current, 1914-01-02

We have noticed that when a man
marries & phenomenally ugly woman.
his friends always believe he has
money to lend.
Tensas gazette. [volume] (St. Joseph, La.) 1886-current, 1914-01-02
Robbed.

Mother-What are you crying for
now? y.
Urchin (who has been playing with
his brother)-Boo-hoo! Billie's got
all my best dirt!-London Opinion.
Tensas gazette. [volume] (St. Joseph, La.) 1886-current, 1914-01-02

There is no more agreeable compan-
Ion than the woman who loves u.s.
Bernardin de st. Pierre.
Tensas gazette. [volume] (St. Joseph, La.) 1886-current, 1914-01-02

When q woman has implicit faith IN
her husband, most Of the neighbour
wonder how much l0nger It ID gotns
to take her to get her eyes open.
Tensas gazette. [volume] (St. Joseph, La.) 1886-current, 1914-01-02
PLACING Her.

"How would you classify . tele'
phone girl!" asked the old fogy. rs
hers q business or profession!"
Neither" replied the boob. IT
IL q calling."-Washington Herald.
Tensas gazette. [volume] (St. Joseph, La.) 1886-current, 1914-01-02
Compensation.

compensation.
Knicker-How would you like to be
Z man without country?
Bocker-Fine; you wouldn't have to
90 broke sending 20 r family there
Tor the summer.
Tensas gazette. [volume] (St. Joseph, La.) 1886-current, 1914-01-02
Some Job.

He-The hand that rocks the era
de
She-Let me tell you before you
80 any further that it's not the glad
hand.
Tensas gazette. [volume] (St. Joseph, La.) 1886-current, 1914-01-02

A republic is not founded on virtue
but on the ambition OF its citizens
volaire.
Tensas gazette. [volume] (St. Joseph, La.) 1886-current, 1914-01-02
That Ancient FEELING.

First Freshman Cat football game)
I've yelled 30 hard I feel like the
Centaurs.
Second Child-How's that?
F. F.-Half horse.--Yale Record.
Tensas gazette. [volume] (St. Joseph, La.) 1886-current, 1914-01-02
Suitable Poultry Buildinos.

Fancy buildings are all right. II
made right, but ordinary buildings are
lust as good II also made right. and
they cost less.
Tensas gazette. [volume] (St. Joseph, La.) 1886-current, 1914-01-02
Useful Citizen,

Il is a useful citizen that makes
four tons Of alfalfa grow where half
a ton of timothy grew before.
Tensas gazette. [volume] (St. Joseph, La.) 1886-current, 1914-01-02
Morev In Eresh Zoos.

The poultryman who builds up .
reputation for strictly fresh eggs can
command better prices every time.
Tensas gazette. [volume] (St. Joseph, La.) 1886-current, 1914-01-02

Street Car Passenger (angrily)-
See here, do you think my feet were
made for some idiot TO stand on?
Strap Hanger (coolly)-Yes; that IL
what l supposed.
Tensas gazette. [volume] (St. Joseph, La.) 1886-current, 1914-01-02
Had of the House,

A Chicago broker had just met an
old-time friend. After the prelim-
inaries and over the natural conse-
quence, the o. T. r. asked:
And hodw's everything out at your
house. George?'
"Oh, she's all right" replied the
broker.
Tensas gazette. [volume] (St. Joseph, La.) 1886-current, 1914-01-02

Liquid. blue is a weak solution. Avoid il.
Buy Red Cross Ball Blue, the blue that's
ell blue. Ask your grocer. Adv.
Tensas gazette. [volume] (St. Joseph, La.) 1886-current, 1914-01-02

2raWinslow's Soothing Syrup for childreo
eeething, softens the gums, reduces inAamms'
Noa, AilAys pain, cures wind collie sc . bottle-s
Tensas gazette. [volume] (St. Joseph, La.) 1886-current, 1914-01-02
Found Old Com.

An old stone comm without q lid
and containing human bones and .
silver coin with q Latin inscription
entitled: Edward, King Of England.
Lord of Ireland, Edward !. Of Eng
land) was unearthed by workmen in
St. Peters lane, Leicester, England. q
few days ago.
Tensas gazette. [volume] (St. Joseph, La.) 1886-current, 1914-01-02
Domestic Amenities

Hub-Mary, my love. this apple
dumping isn't half done.
Wife-Well, then, finish It. my dear
Tensas gazette. [volume] (St. Joseph, La.) 1886-current, 1914-01-02

Stout LADY, would like to see .
nishtgown that would At me.
Salesman-So would I.-MinnesotA
Ninne-Ha-Ha- >.
Tensas gazette. [volume] (St. Joseph, La.) 1886-current, 1914-01-02

The more friends a woman has the
moro she has to talk about.
Tensas gazette. [volume] (St. Joseph, La.) 1886-current, 1914-01-02
Proper Pruning.

Prune out limbs and twigs Of apple
trees infested with blight Disinfect
tools after each cut.
Tensas gazette. [volume] (St. Joseph, La.) 1886-current, 1914-01-02

Well-informed people in the hog
producing sections are prophesying
high prices for hogs in the early
months of 1914.
Tensas gazette. [volume] (St. Joseph, La.) 1886-current, 1914-01-02

A man ID never too old to learn. But
sometimes he II too young.
Tensas gazette. [volume] (St. Joseph, La.) 1886-current, 1914-01-02

Young Edward had eaten too freely
Of the pudding.
Mother" he plaintively said. don't
make any more of that stun: l never
want any more Of It"
He hesitated q moment. and then
added, as he remembered how nicely
It tasted: .s
mot for a week, anyway"
Tensas gazette. [volume] (St. Joseph, La.) 1886-current, 1914-01-02
RuB.MY.nSM

VIII cure your rheumatism and al
kinds Of aches and pains-Neuraleia.
Cramps, Collie. Sprains. Bruises. Cuts.
OLD Sores. Burns. etc. AntlseptIe
Anodyne. Price 26c.-Adv.
Tensas gazette. [volume] (St. Joseph, La.) 1886-current, 1914-01-02

Men bestow compliments only on
women who deserve none.-Mme
Bachi.
Tensas gazette. [volume] (St. Joseph, La.) 1886-current, 1914-01-02
Profit In Goats,

Goats may be raised probably on
land which is unsuited for any kind
Of cultivation.
Tensas gazette. [volume] (St. Joseph, La.) 1886-current, 1914-01-02

Dean: Aenthol.tsd coY Drop . sass
irritations-Sc ct Drug Stores.
Tensas gazette. [volume] (St. Joseph, La.) 1886-current, 1914-01-02

The present generation might be
termed the automobile race.
Tensas gazette. [volume] (St. Joseph, La.) 1886-current, 1914-01-02

Good resolutions are all right Il
they happen to make good.
Tensas gazette. [volume] (St. Joseph, La.) 1886-current, 1914-01-02

Heartgripping love and old-fash-
toned roses will never go entirely out
Of style.
Tensas gazette. [volume] (St. Joseph, La.) 1886-current, 1914-01-02
Worm was Mistaken

Worm Was Mistaken.
Have you lived here all your life"
asked the early bird.
mot yet" grinned the earlier
worm.
Already" quoth the early bird ~
he gobbled up the early worm.
Tensas gazette. [volume] (St. Joseph, La.) 1886-current, 1914-01-02

important % Mlotheeo I.
Examine carefully every bottle q
CASTORIA. q safe and sure remedy for
infants and children. and - that It
signature ss:s; 10 Of ZzHzZzM
In Use For Over 90 Years.
Children Cry for Fletchers Castoria
The Cape weekly tribune. (Cape Girardeau, Mo.) 1914-1914, 1914-07-10
FOREIGN TRADE GROWS.

TetaiIs Of the S427o. COO. COO for
cipp trade Of tie United States
dnrirp the last wear are set forth in
,bc animal rcpcrt on commerce and
novipoti,n inst issued bv the Icpart-
mont ~, n.crcc. They show
cvrrrts exceeded il ports bv S6r3. O0O.-
ooo F,r,rts cf manufactures amount
moro tlon si> tines the IMPORTS of
ike classes Last wear so per cent
of Ar.cr;cor rorcion trade was car
riod in foroirn vessels willie in
1s5o IN Nor cont of orr commerce
,.s carried in American sbips
Tho continued relative advance in
;,,.,or,o,co oC D.o >ni,tIorn rorts
The Cape weekly tribune. (Cape Girardeau, Mo.) 1914-1914, 1914-07-10
Says He Would Rather Not
Have Job Than Be Quizzed
by Senators
WIRES THE PRESIDENT
Tells Wilson to Withdraw Nomi-
nation and Choose
Another Man

By telegraph to The Tribune.
Washington, July Paul Nj. War
burg, nominated for membership on
the Federal Reserve Board has elimi
mated himself and will decline to
serve hc informed the Senate Commit
tee on Parking and Currency today.
He also telcgraphed President Will
son to withdraw his name, stating
that lie objected to being cross-eX-
amined by the Committee, and placed
in the position Ct fighting for the
place.
President Wilson urged Warburg
to recall Lis request that lis name
be withdrawn. but up to late hour
tonight Narburg had not changed his
dctorn nation.
The to'cgram which WarhUrg sent
to To Con Il ittcc is looked upon as
r,tirirn lin.
New nominations are cNpcclcd rs
s,on as the President can decide upon
the Il ,n. 1t is generally desired that
tic p,rs mel Of the Board may be
completed ut tie earliest possible day.
The Cape weekly tribune. (Cape Girardeau, Mo.) 1914-1914, 1914-07-10
Noted Woman Says City Must
Forget Cost of Project and
Think of Health
is GLAD MAYOR KAGE
is BEHIND MOVEMENT
Declares People are for Plan to
Dispose of Garbage and Feels
Sure of Success

Mrs. VIM. II. Harrison, Nicc-Prcsi
dent Of the Civic Improvement
Association, and one Of the most dis
tinguishcd ladies in Missouri, re-
turned to the Cape from brief
visit yesterday, and Immediately ar
raycd herself on the side of The
Tribune in its campaign to have the
city dispose Of the refuse.
Il am delighted to know that The
Tribune has taken up such a worthy
cause" said Mrs Harrison 81
have been trying for several years to
find solution for this problem.
4 city the size of Cape Girardcau
should have installed an equipment
for taking care Of the garbage long
ago.
II am very glad to know that
Mayor kagc has given his indorsc-
mcut to the project. II is II move
mcut that everyone should heartily
support The members Of the Civic
Improvement Association will lend
their full assistance.
II hardly believe the hargcs built
especially for the city use would he
rs scrviccabic as the frrryboats.
The wagons carrying the refuse
should be constructed 50 that they
could be easily Cmpticd. These
could be driven to the waters edge
and loaded ON the ferry, Then when
| the current is reached, the wagons
could he cmpticd and hauled back.
1t would bc grave error to
dunn the refuse anywhere but in
the middle of the river. To empty
it ON either side Of the main current
would mean that portion of the
refuse would wash back and become
Il menace to the public health.
"Wh,n other efforts were made tc
have the city dispose of the garbage
souc Of our officials have complained
of the expense that the project
would entail. But such excuse.
should be ignored.
The health of the people shoulc
be considered before the expenditure
Of petty amount like this.
The health Of the city Shout,
come first always Under our present
arrangements we are at the very
mercy Of an epidemic Of disease
This danger should be removed with
out the slightest delay, if such i
possible.
"With the city officials on rccnr,
in favor Of taking immediate actor
for the disposal of the garbage
and with the people AS a unit il
favor of such action. feel conGdcn
that we are finally going to get SOM
good results.
Il cannot say enough in prais
of The Tribune for its splcndlc
work in this excellent cause. Tina
the people will approve such
public spirited movement there cal
be no doubt
The Cape weekly tribune. (Cape Girardeau, Mo.) 1914-1914, 1914-07-10
MEN TURN REBELS.
Soldiers Sent for Fleeing Men are
Forced TO Retreat.
81 ilI,gr1pI Ia TIC TrIIUnD,

BY toI,gap to The TrdDnD.
Vera Cruz, Mexico, July 7.--k,in-
forced for nearly l,5OO rebels, the
sixty mutinccrs from the Federal
garrison at Tcjcria this afternoon
turned upon the force sent to rap
turc them and drove ITucrta's men
back toward the Federal post,
Colonel Ynsunza, the federal com
mandcr, has wired for rcinforccmcnts.
The mutinccrs deserted the Fcderals
for the purpose of joining the rebels.
When this was discovered force of
men were sent to capture them.
1t is feared that Huerta's army
will rapidly go to pieces
The Cape weekly tribune. (Cape Girardeau, Mo.) 1914-1914, 1914-07-10
Sam CulOtta's Hair Singed
and Clothes and Hand
Burned in Flames
FURNITURE is WRECKED
Second Blaze Above Candy Shop
is Extinguished Without
Damage

Last night at about 10 o'clock, a
fire broke out in the rooms immediate
" over the Cape Candy Kitchen at
100 Main street, and for a short
time it looked as though the entire
block might be destroyed.
An alarm was sent in and the fire
department responded, but before the
arrival of the hose cart, the flames
had been subdued and the fire placed
under control.
The blaze was started by the eX-
plosion of Kerosene lamp, the oil
was scattered to all parts of the room,
and but for the quick and efficient
work of joe and Sam CulattU. the
proprictOrs of the establishment, a
most disastrous fire would have re-
suited.
4 little before ten o'clock there
occurred a break down at the clrc-
tric power plant and a. result tic
entire city vas Thrown 10 darkness,
and it was for tlis reason that the
kerosene lnrr w.s brought into use.
The store wa~ flied with ru,tom,r,
when the lights went cut, and sam
Culatto, the younger brother, was
sent upstairs to obtain a lamp. He
CROPPED around in the darkness
until he found an old lamp which
had long since been cast aside
Discovering that it contained 10 Gil,
he located the oil can and proceeded
to fill the lamp.
He was working in absolute dark
ness and could not see when he had
poured cut a sufficient quantity,
and rs q result tie lamp was filed
to overlooking. When a match was
struck the whole mass ilultcd. and
in Il few seconds the explosion uc-
CURED Blazing oil was thrown to
every corner of the room.
The bedding, the curtains carpets
and clothing all took fire. In che
meantime joe Culatto, the older
brother. had heard the unusual
noise above him, and FASTENED to
the scene of the disturbance. The
boys fought like fcnds in their efforts
to overcome the flames.
They piled every burning article into
one large heap, and attcn pied tc
smother the blaze by covering the
burning mass with bedding, aid TIC
carpets which were torn from tn,
floor. When they finally s"cccodco
in their efforts, both young L'H Wcr,
completely exhausted, and sam Wa,
painfully burned about the hand,
and face.
His hair was very much Singco
and his clothing was also considerably
damaged by the fire. The room wa.
filed with gas and smokc and fol
some time it was almost inaccessible
on account of the fumes.
When finally it became possible
to enter the place, the windows wcrc
thrown up and current of air allowct
to pas through.
1t seems that the fire had shoulder
ed during all that time and whcr
the draft entered tie room through
the omen windows, it was famed into
a blaze, and a second outburst oc
cured. This was handled quickly
However. as such an occurrence Wal
anticipated, and preparations hadI cc'
made to suppress any fire that shouIC
start
Practically all the contents Of th'
The Cape weekly tribune. (Cape Girardeau, Mo.) 1914-1914, 1914-07-10
Mrs. Charles Castle Pulls
Hair of Mrs. John Inman
Right in Patch
MEN GREW GARDEN
TRUCK AS PARTNERS
Division of the Crop Starts the
Rumpus Which Makes
Friends Foes


rumpus over the Distribution
OF cucumhcrS' cause" wv" oap~
women to hight IN garden on rac'-
hc street FRIDAY morning una ','""c
enemies oi wv" 'a'''''N WI" nave
for several years p''h '"S' "''""S,
The night Whl'h was "n'-S'n'"
affair." occurred lnst ao"u' 'n' ''He
the dew had P"'' '"'nnH "n 'n' GU
cumhcr pat'h over Nu''h tue "Ru-
mcnt started Mrs 'hHrI'S 'S'''
and Mrs John lnman were the paw
trpontS, hu' MIS-. imam VINO IL
not lighting woman "'' "''' ''''u
than attempt |" P'"'''' "''S'"
from the blows.
According I" lh' h''H''''S "' '"'S'
'W" 'aIwh's, 'n' a,E"U'"' ,'I'''"
hh" tn's: 'h'I''@ "'''' anu '''"
lnmm h'' IN % ''m''"2'''" "o ,, u"
Iarihc street h'" h'"n""'> IVY
have long been ''''hH' ""' N"'"
sprlhI came inns wear '"'\ 'N'''" w
plant partnership '"'"l'''' P'''"'
They Gutierrez "'" AT "p'''''''''.
among themselves WA, "'''','' W
thrw wives Toe p'Ih"''u I" '"'', '"''
'h' WIN W "''''''" -.
And that agreement WIS "'''' w w
nniII friday l"",h'np'
Mr. I"man' wa" Is u" '"'I"'i' W
III" shoe factory was '''PP'" ~
Castle carry rr'N "'"'"'',E' "'u
h" S"eH'"''" Una, 'n'N E"'''' ','
,"'"''''' 49,, .,, :, vorl
imam WI" was "n "'S way ~
Sala 'ha' " N'",,' w =" ",
p"h' pa'"'r'nH ,"'", "''" " ~.
turn'" from WorN 'n"' "'t"'' Nv
then rr'r''"'" on Ms way
After ne ha' E'''' ",'o, '''''H W
Mr.. lnmah' '"S''' '",,''" Wv '' ,,'
and began pressing 'h' H'H'''"' =.
Mrs. lnm"n' "h" n'',''" W." :"
tn" patch' asked nun ~ "'''' VI,
harvest un'Il h'r hu0'o"" '''"'"'U
from WORK MRS. l"''"' '"''' '','
Castle that she Nn'" an 'E''''''"'
ha' pee" ] "'' =" p,'>'"' Wv .t1
from mcddhnG IN TINS pa'''' W., ,I'
sad Sh" though, h' ""E"' ~ Wv '',"-
my that Mr. lh'ran h''S"' ''''''"''
unfair.
VIM" she was '"in'np, ''''''"E
t" Nh. Innah' NlrF aS,' "iI'"''',