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The Athena press. [volume] (Athena, Umatilla County, Or.) 18??-1942, 1914-02-13
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Peril In "Whlte" Australia.

Colonization offers serious problems
for the advocates Of O white Austria
lia." North Queensland is within that
boundary OF 20 degrees north and
south Of the equator In which white
men may live, but they cannot take
their wives there and found families.
So the doctor says. And the doctor
has noted that whereas the first gen.
GRAFTON Of whites does well, the second
and the third lead down to the failure
OF the fourth.-London Standard.
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An Unreliable Doctor.

Mr.. Seabury came home from the
office one night and told his wife he
had been to see the doctor.
He said ! was all tired out" said
Seabury, "and he thinks / ought TO 20
away on fishing trip"
But, of course, you don't believe
him." responded the wife.
why not?" Queried Seabury, In sur
prise.
WELL" said Mrs. Seabury. ayou
didn't have any confidence in him
when he told me / ought to 90 to
Europe. New York Times.
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Can't Escape Him.

On recent examination paper In
ciyics was this question: "If the pres
ident, vice-president and all the mem.
bers Of the cabinet should die, who
would officiate?"
Robert, boy of IL, thought for
some time, trying in vain to recall
who came next in succession. At last
a happy inspiration came to him and
ne answered: "The undertaken
Chicago Daily News.
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Young Women Join sodaIIty.

A class of young women were re-
ceived into the young ladies' sodality
Of Our Lady OF Lourdes Catholic
church last night and the feast of the
immaculate conception viii be OBJ
served in the church today. Masses
will be celebrated at s. and a. M,
with solemn high mass at 9 a N. The
Very Rev. A. verhagen win be cele-
brant, the Rev. Robert Armstrong,
deacon, and the Rev. ]. Cronin, sub
deacon.
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seandallred.

A young girl who was paying visit
20 an aunt came 10 tea very late one
afternoon Where in the world have
You been?s asked her aunt
In the hammock all the afternoon. .
replied the girl, with my beloved
Robert Browning"
The aunt eyed her sternly "If
hear of any more such scandalous pro
ceedings," she said, Il shah certainly
write to your mother. .n-Toronto
Globe.
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cOlleSe farmers
scope is wider and
ambitious, but the for
lions touch more closely
VI the people. The most i'm
Int thing that we can learn from
m is how to manage the family in
come.
"All are agreed that young women
should be trained in producing arti
eles of diet, dress and home decora
| tion; but we have not been quite sc
quick to see the importance of train
| ing in spending. Our women do the
| greater part Of the household buying
and they have to do it without any
training. Perhaps this is the most
difficult matter that has to be adj
justed in beginning married life. In
schools and homes Of Britain, Bel
GUM, France and Switzerland, this
training for scientific household ex.
penditure is given to the young
women. 1t results in greater happi-
ness and efficiency in the home.
Zone of our greatest needs is the
formation of family financial consci-
BUSINESS. Girls should be trained to
make up just and well-balanced fam
lily budget. This training should rec
oncile their views and wishes with
the condition of the home resources.
Foreign girls are trained to appor-
tion the family income among the va
rious necessities, to purchase the
most suitable articles in the different
classes, and to get dollars worth
for a dollar. The result of this train
ing is ability to recognize and choose
the necessities before the Injuries;
and to stay within the allowance. The
girls dress more simply and suitably,
and the glaring defects in costume
too frequently seen in our country
are not often seen abroad. The same
principle determines the table sup
plies and the home decorations.
Another result of this training in
economical expenditure is its tenden-
cy to foster spirit Of true democra-
cy. The daughter of the richest and
most aristocratic people takes her
place beside the daughter of the poor,
wearing the same cap and apron and
producing the same articles of dress
and diet. She may be called later to
preside over a more pretentious home,
but the use of similar home equipment
and material is still an equalizing fac.
tor
Again this training in values gives
the young woman highly developed
ethical. sense. She learns to obey
as step in learning to command, and
she yields obedience with the same
show of respect that she will acquire
In others. In these things she learns
to distinguish between the essentials
and incidentals, and to discern the
degree of respect with which her COM
mands are obeyed.
"The difference in training between
the foreign girls and ours may be in
dicated by the difference in the terms
We use to designate the kind Of train
ing: We teach our girls domestic
science and art; foreigners teach
theirs house-craft."
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The Imperator on a recent trip
brought safely across the Atlantic
1881 persons-the greatest human
cargo ever carried by any seagoing
vessel. OF these 3649 were passeng-
ers and 1882 were crew.
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Newfoundland is now regarded as
one of the most promising future
sources of supply of petroleum within
the British empire. There are oil in
dications for 200 miles along the west
coast.
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Exnlalned

The more some people have the
more they want, which may explain
the secret Of borrowing trouble. BUT
falo Express.
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The 912,000,000 worth of linen
which is the average yearly output of
the United Kingdom would wrap the
earth at the equator seven times.
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Constipation causes and seriously ag.
gravates many diseases. It is thor
oughly cured by DR.. Pierce's Pellets.
Tiny sugar-coated granules.
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Mr. Gonnnrs Stlnka.

Whatever may be said or thought
of the Hon. Samuel Gompers, he
knows how to hold his job as well as
any man on record.--New York World.
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The California oil product In 1912
was S5000,000 barrels, which was S.
100000 barrels more than the previous
year.
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This year there are 1918 young wo-
men enrolled at the German univer.
stiles; 1900 of them are German young
women.
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In New Zealand every man out of
work has the right to demand en-
ployment on work of public improve
ment at the prevailing rate of wages.
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When a man is sick he sends for d
doctor, when he is i'll he summons 4
physician. Chicago News.
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Prince Edward Island has eS,7sS in
habitants and 4TS.S6e acres in field
crops.
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A famous optical works in Austria
is using ultraviolet rays produced by
arc lights, the carbons of which are
impregnated with the salts of iron,
for examining the purity of materials
with which it deals.
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turn to our starting point we may
take either of these two courses:
F B BAU TPoN DEJKLMo
R s II G +,
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Mothers WIN find Mrs. winsIow.s Soothing
Byrup the best remedy to use for their children
during the teething period.
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Make Demand ForcibIe
Don't Be TrifIed With
Ask tor >. :. :. and Don't Stand for The
lust rs Good" Talk.

When man han the short change
same worked on him. no makes noise
that brings the Police, ana yet that same
man may walk into store and have the
hJust al good" game worked on him ana
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# B AUTs sRKLMo PoNcp
e H G F.

The arrangement Is cyclical, and
the route can be begun at any point
by transferring the proper number
Of letters from one end to the other.
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There are nearly 1000 stitches in
3 pair of hand-sewed boots.
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kHznaiy submit Why stand for it7 The
only reason why any store win try TO sub.
stitute something else for s. S. 8. Is the
lust for greater profit. s. s. ). is The
greatest blood purlner known.
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: ORCHARD
Inculfurai Colleges and Experiment Stations
eciaily Suitable to Pacific Coast Conditions

lily.
)ryal-
Jhools
Jnerally
If foreign
value to
said Miss
of domestic
schools, in ad-
,Cudents in the
college farmers
scope is wider and
nbitious, but the for
The Washington herald., 1914-03-22
Today Is the Start!

On another page appears the first
Photograph of the series; also a list of
Franklin's sayings containing the an
swer: Study the Photograph, decide
what idea it is meant to convey, and
then search for the saying which ex-
presses that idea. Write down the
solution, save the Photograph, and
Evening star., 1914-04-26

sthracted tn honey an afther givin' tn
oil lady enough to spread on tn chill
dher's bread they stewed tn rest up into a
juice that made thin 20 out an attack
tn village constable with a stone ham,
mer. Hogan thinks alcohol is nicissry
f'r man. so that now an thin he car
have good opinion iv himsilf ondis-
turbed be tn facts.
He SAYS that if men didn't have alco-
hol they'd have mysteries. like TIL ladies
He says that Whin tn distilleries ar-re
closed down. as they surely will be,
min will be FORCED to make their own
drinks. an they'll do it. Ye'll see 2
citizen goin' into his home with bunch
IL sugar cane undher his arm or maybe
some artichokes or a bag iv potatoes. an
tn next thing ye see IL him he comes
out in his shirt sleeves an climbs
tillygraft pole. lie says ye can make
sthronS dhrink iv anything with sugar
or starch in it. \ few years firm now
can see ye pacin up an down tn side
walk an wondhrin' Why ye'er shirts
haven't come hcme firm TIL laundry.
Il don't believe all that Hogan says.
] guess TIL wurruld cud sthruggle along
without it if it had to- It's doin' with
out a good NANNY things that it used
to think was nicissry. But what I'm
Evening star., 1914-04-26

six. says captain. What did We do with
thin. sir says he. Locked thin up
downstairs, sir says tn loot. with gives
upon their ankles, says he Good says
III captain. 'Dhrunkeuness is tn curse
iv th' common sailor man. Ii must lie
suppressed with firm hand. he says.
Have dhrink. sir. he says.
Well. Josephus Daniels says this is
ali wrong. He says. SAYS he, i is on
dimny cratic an that a man that has
been idjacated at tn eXpinse iv tn ma
tion has no more right 10 get picked
thin poor fellow that's been onidja-
Gated at his own expinse. lie intinds to
restore dimmycratic akequality in III
navy. an tn way to do that. " coorse,
other gets but to take something away
firm tn other fellow If we've got money
an I'm broke don't give me money.
That's wrong. Break US both. y meetin'
iv admirala was called as soon III
ordher cone out an they offered coni-
promise. II was to let tn crews an III
sicrety iv In, navy dhrink as much as
they liked
But Jnsephus he says no. No matther
how thin tn wine or mild TN beer, til
bold fellows can have none iv il with
tneir meals. They must ate their hard
tack an salt horse with nawthin to di-
lutte it stronger thin III hateful ilimint
that floats their ship. BE hivens, askin'
sailor man to dhrnk wather is like
aSkin' d railroad niineer to ate til night
~ way.
"But SO it IL an In navy. IN pa-apers
says is all stirred up over it. They say
twill put thin in bad with foreign nayics
Evening star., 1914-04-26

this work. charging from l to cents
for each journey. according to the means
of their clients. In one of the meanest
streets of the East End. which has a
pawnshop at either end. two women ply
a busy trade pawners. One of these
women is a widow. known and trusted
in this work. and she has built up a
big connection in the neishborhood. She
uses d perambulator. and is frequcntlS
seen passing along the street with load
of miscellaneous articles destined for the
hungry NAV of the lawnShop. Monday
morning is her busy day. as hundreds Of
i'll paid casual laborers living in the dis
trict depend many times for their
weeks maintenance upon pawnng some
thing that day. Saturday when the head
of the family brings home his money the
pawner is called upon to redeem the
goods. which she carried away the
previous Monday. and usually the next
Monday the first journey is repeated
Evening star., 1914-04-26
Results Did Not Meterialize.

As firm believers in the efficacy of mill
tant tactics. the Lawrences did not air
their grievance. in the hope that the
autocratic regime of the Pankhursts
would advance the cause which they held
above all else. This truce and the deter
mination of the various constitutional
societies not to criticise any tactics which
sought a common end gave Mrs. Pank-
hurst and her daughter Christabel abun-
dant time in which TO perfect their or
sanization, before opposition was offered
to their autocratic sway. But the prom
ised results did not materialiZe. and now
the Women s Social and Political Union
faces both opposition without and dis
sension within.
While dismssing members of her per-,
sonal staff. Mrs. Pankhurst has also beeR
discharging privates in the ranks. one
of these women, who was expelled from
the organization last week. declared that
she was dismissed on the most trivial pre-
text possible. and that lately Mrs. Pank
hurst had dismissed a number of the
workers from the organization apparently
Evening star., 1914-04-26
ON ALCOHOL
BY FINLEY PETER DUNNO

wondhrin is what will it be like without
III hateful pizen. Its been poorin it
in fr cinchries. an no wan knows what
nf1ooence it's had on tn chara ckter iv
tn human race. dye mind If it's as
bad as TIL docks say it must have had
a good dale. There's much iv it put
away ivry day there is wather f1owin'
between tn banks iv tn Mississippi river,
an it's sure thing that some iv it has
took holt. Th' wurruld may be betther
without it or it may be worse, but it
won't be TIL same wurruld Ye can bet
on that. In me own study iv it in this
here laboratory I've seen it make silent
men talkative an talkative men dumb,
cautious men bold an bold men cautious.
a severe man janiaI an a janial man
cross, stingy men gin'rous an gin'rous
men careful. Whativer a man wants to
be whin he's sober an don't dare to be
he's apt to be whin he's dhrunk. Ivry
man keeps concealed in himself hero
that he greatly admires. but fears to cut
loose. Rum releases this splndid char
ackter, who rampages around FIR a night
to TIL gr-reat pleasure iv his keeper an
Evening star., 1914-04-26

thrat" Who was 50 binivolint whin aico-
no! was king an he suhjick that
he lcr ivrybody off with fathery ripri-
mand. Th' whole arth will he turned
upside down wan can reckonize it.
RepNta lions that ar-re great now will
fade away an new vans will take their
place.
We'll have to revise our lists change
NANNY iv our idees. an get used to new
vans. fr ye can bet, Hinnissy, that II
most iv TIL crimes an a good dale " tn
disease that affiicts us must be charged
to tn reign that is now dhrawi to a
close, is much iv tn pollyticks. ora
thry, music. love maxim an art. Til
new kind may be betther. But it'll be
diff rent an tn wurruld will he a sadder
an safer wurruld to live in
Il don't believe in this here pro-hy-
bition. said Mr.. Hennessy. ..Th' man
who drinks moderately ought TO be all
lowed to have what he wants..
What is his name"" asked Mr.. Dooley.
"What novel is he n9'
Copyright. 1871. by Finley Peter dunno,
Evening star., 1914-04-26

through caprice. The dismissed member
asserted that the militants are dwindling
daily, until at the present moment there
are only 5000 active workers in the
Womens Social and Political Union
These women are subject to Mrs. Pank-
bursts autocratic DEGREES and may be
called upon at any time to 1e.N,rm mill
taft deeds- In spite of the dwindling
number Of workers the finances of the
organization are said to be in an excel
lent state. This is due mainly to two
Scottish spinster sisters. whose fortunes
were made in an Atlantic steamship
line. Their subscriptions to the funds of
the militant fighting forces are heavy
and uIfailng.
Evening star., 1914-04-26
Pawners Ply Busy Trade.

\ police court case has called atten-
ton to the existence in London of an
avocation which is not known to exist
anywhere else i'll the world. 1t is that
of pawner. profession given over en-
tirely to women who, in the poorer dis
tricts of London. undertake for a small
compensation to carry the goods of their
necessitous but sensitive neighbors to
the pawnshops. Most of this work of
pawning is done for women who are
ashamed TO be seen entering a pawn
shop. but some of it is done for other
women who are too busy to attend to
the formality.
In certain districts these pawners are
known as runners, and they live on
Evening star., 1914-04-26

thin retires 70 his cell In III mofnin'
th keeper has headache AN SAYS TO
hmsilf. Why did | let that blame fool
OUT: Now. say I. whin tn dhrink is
removed what's goin to happen?
Orators that poor foorth a
sthream iv golden iloquince whinver
they get til chance will be ashamed to
speak above a whisper. an modest men
that was wanst afraid to open their lips
f'r fear iv bethrayin' slight hccup will
burst fearlessly into song. Fellows that
ar-re now famous FIR their attintions to
tn fair sect will dance no more. an
la-ads that wanst wud not dare to thrust
th1msilves on a slippry f1ure will grab
tn first girl they an 20 tangoin' like
madmen. TIL turr'ble judge that now
full iv inflammatory refrishmints angrily
turns tn prisn over to tn hansnian
an wishes he cud spring TIL thrap him
silf will say. Who am | to judge me fell
low man. an lave tn job to a magls-
Evening star., 1914-04-26
PANKHURSTS HAVE
FIGHT ON HANDS
Militant Suffragette 0rganiza-
ton Leaders Facing
Active Opposition.
Correspondence of The STAR.


LONDON. April L. 1911.
The 'Pankhursts must CO. promises to
be the rallying cry of new suffragette
organization formed by leaders who be-
lieve womans cause has suffered set
back by the practice of the leading mill
tant society. a significant feature of the
new movement is that it is fathered by
suffragsts who We're once strong sup
porters of militant tactics. but who. at
various times. have been forced to with
draw from the Womens Social and Po-
litical Union.
The simmer of discomfort. which now
promises to break into revolt. began last
year when Mr.. and Mrs. F. W. Pethicll
| Lawrence. on their return from Canada
were informed that Mrs. Pankhurst no
longer desired their services on the ex-
| ecutiVe committee of the organization
| This intimation was carried to the Law.
rences before their boat reached thu
dock. They were inclined at first. t.
| laugh at it as preposterous. but on land
ing they found that Mrs. Pankhurst hae
made herself so powerful during theil
| absence that it would be hopeless to fight
| her edict so out they went
Evening star., 1914-04-26
Taking No Chances.

From the SATURDAY Journal
Il see said the editor. that some
half-baked scientist schedules the end OF
the world for next Saturday"
Yes. yes. said the star reporter. I've
got the story all ready. 1t won't hap
pen
Better write mp the other side.
though. If ii does happen we don't want
to get scooped
Evening star., 1914-04-26

an that to ask a Briish~admirai to come
to dinner an thin offer him grape Juice
may lead TO blows. They say that afther
tn first iv mex July ven be readin' in
tn pa-apers: .Giberaltar. July fifteenth
On TIL approach iv tn American fleet tn
British, German an Fr-rineh fleets put
hurridly out to sea FIT gross nglict iv
iooty in sinkin his ship while undher
tn infoonce iv liquor tn German Ad
miral Eassertyfel has been rejooced
twinty numbers an ordhered to dine on
boord til American flagship durin' tn
month IL August. II is rumored that lie
has shot himself
.They want to know why it is if tn
navy's supply iv paint is cut off ivrybody
WHO dhrawS more thin two dollars a day
fr III tn sovernmint shudden't have his
magazines flooded with non-combustible
drinks. It's a good pint too, an I'd like
TO near what Willum Jennings BRYAN has
to say about it. He ought to issue an
ordher TO tn ambassadures to bar til
odjous stuff frm their tables Maybe lie
Will. Twinty years firm now Fe may
read in Life iv George tn Fifth': TIL
King visited tn American ambassadurc
yisterdag afthernoon Frm two to five
his ixcillincy entertained his ma jcsty with
Southren anecdote
Evening star., 1914-04-26

SEE. said ATr.
pooIcN, that me
frind J q : g u h Il $
Daniels has decided
not to go aboord d
man iV war again.
Docs il make him
seasick - asked Mr..
Iiennessy
Nv coorse it does
that" said Mr..
Dooley. "Ivry
Sicrety iv TIL Navy
Evening star., 1914-04-26

'Eut if Josephus Daniels shud make
iv IN deep tn chances ar-re that tn
aptain wud take him he tn coat sleeve
an say: Misther Sicrety. wudden't We
like to have look at ctr coal cellar?
Step right through this open hatch or
'Misthef Sicrety. wGd yc he So Kind as
to go out an set ON that target an keep
tn score f'r u.s.
What's he done? He's dealt d stag
germ blow at wan iv tn oldest thradi-
tions iv tn navy that's what he's done.
He has dashed III wine cup firm tn lips
iv tn boys that pace tn quarther deck.
lie has ordhcred that hinceforth an
friver no officer iv tn navy can blot up
amy stirichous. ferminted or otherwise
impruvin dhrinb aboord ship excipt on u
doctors prescription. ! hear that among
TN specifications in tn new superoihread
nought is wan f'r Il prescription bar an
beer pump fr tn doctors quarters
up to this time. ye see. Hinnissy, ON y
tn enlisted men has been bereft iv their
booze while bumpin' over tn boundin
hillows. Ii was a gr-reat injustice. y
poor innocint lad that had just ESCAPED
firm his mothers knee an gone sky
larkin around tn wurruld f'r his coun-
thrys honor was not permitted to intoXi-
cate himsilf eXcipt on shore. Day afther
day an month aftheg month til wea!y
mariner pioved tn fndyan ocean or TT
Chiny sea with parched lips an swollen
tongue an listened to tn elinlt iv glasses
i'm the officers mess, where beakers iv
chianty passed firm hand To hand an
m merry quip an jest wint round among
tn careless dpbauchees.
Evening star., 1914-04-26

lie was just eettin' to til place where
X explains IN relations iv tn Carriers iv
Virginia an tn Mccarters iv North
carolny whin his majesty showed signs
" faintness an ast FIR dhrink. tn
a,nhassadurc explained that he'd be fired