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Atlanta Georgian. [volume] (Atlanta, Ga.) 1912-1939, 1914-04-07
Farewell for DR.. and Mrs. Walker

DR.. and Mrs. Hugo K Walker, who
will leave TUESDAY for Los Angeles,
Cal, their former home. were ten
dered a reception by their congresa-
ton Monday evening. Spring flowers
were lavishly used as decoration, and
a large crowd was present.
Atlanta Georgian. [volume] (Atlanta, Ga.) 1912-1939, 1914-04-07
Moore -Lansdell.

,taore ~ Marietta, and f. II. Lans-
All 6f Atlanta, is announced the
ceremony having been performed al
he narsonage of the First Methodist
church in Marietta by Or. DuValL
pastor. on Sunday. April 8.
Atlanta Georgian. [volume] (Atlanta, Ga.) 1912-1939, 1914-04-07
,#.aoe Committee Meeting.

The ways ard means comm 10 we "
the Atlanta Equal Suffrage AssoO tbo
tIo+ol AnsIev Wednesday afternoon
o.ciock TO arrange for the Votes
g. women" unchroom during the
shriners' convention in May.
Atlanta Georgian. [volume] (Atlanta, Ga.) 1912-1939, 1914-04-07
PRETTY MORNING WEDDING
Is 00LENN|ZED AT TERRACE

Al marriage Of interest both in At
lanta and in Birmingham, the home
81 The bridegroom, was that Of Miss
cynthia Elder Keith, of Atlanta anc
Geprge Norman, of Birmingham,
who'll took place in the parlors of the
ceorgian Terrace Tuesday morning
at11 o'clock.
The bride has been making ner
home at the Georgian Terrace Tor
some time. and the Impressive cere-
rnony, performed by Father Gulnan'
ol the Sacred Heart Church, was SAID
ir the ma rlors of the hotel in the pres
ence Of a number of friends.
Since the couple were TO leave i'm
Atlanta Georgian. [volume] (Atlanta, Ga.) 1912-1939, 1914-04-07
M.noriaI Book Shower.

nm Of the program Thursday after,
neon for the meeting of the unl I5e
T l1eo of the Confederacy' Be
s sS1a The business session, there VIII
n a donation of books for the Emily
park Memorial library at the Rapuh
Gan School in North Georgia. Mem l.
hers of the society are expected 10
larry or send book for the llprar :.
Which is sorely in need of works lol
Atlanta Georgian. [volume] (Atlanta, Ga.) 1912-1939, 1914-04-07

mediately after the ceremony for Biz
mingham, the bride was married in a
chic travelling suit of blue serge, the
skirt made with two circular ruffles
of black moire. The cutaways coat
opened over a blouse of white chiffon
and lace, and broad outstanding col
lar of lace gave finish. The lisere
hat of black was adorned with black
wings and a not of tiny French roses
beneath the brim. The costume was
completed by a corsage bouquet of
lavender sweetpeas.
Mr.. and Mrs. Norman will be at
home in Birmingham, where the
bridegroom is in charge of the Amer
lean Telephone and Telegraph office.
dred Parks, Sarah Burr. Jean and
Roberta Robson, Esther Banks, Mar
rlet Wilson. Lillian McHan Minnie
Mae Baldwin, Marjorie Webster. An
ME and Laura Featherstone. Ruth
harris Kathleen York, Livey and Bell
Long, Lillian McKinnon, Pauline Bell
Ruth Cowsert Elizabeth Dudley. Lu-
cile and Maude Mayor. Maizle Lewis.
Susie Cone. Mrs w. T. Meyer. Mrs.
George Brice. Mrs Wester Bruner
and Mrs. Tom McKinnon
Atlanta Georgian. [volume] (Atlanta, Ga.) 1912-1939, 1914-04-07
,,ro;derv Club to Meet.

rhe North Side Embroidery CiuO
,.tIl N meet Wednesday afternoon at
Ssflorif with Mrs j. D. Bellah at NO.
sso North Boulevard All members
ara expected TO he present.
Atlanta Georgian. [volume] (Atlanta, Ga.) 1912-1939, 1914-04-07

NJ, BeIIessort Lectures in French
The Atlanta branch of the Alliance
Francaise introduced to its members
Monday afternoon M. Andre Belles-
sort. the noted French lecturer WY
rsve a delightful address on France
81 the tourist seldom sees it. ne
TAXED in his native tongue, in lignt,
bright way, and severely criticised the
critic who writes of Paris from wnat
he sees i'm cafes and pubic pia 1IsS
N. Bellessort was introduced by MIS-
slifer president of the alliance.
The Alliance Franchise has a grow row,
ing membership, although it is a n new
arsanization, making the French IAN
enage, writers and drama its STUDY y.
Besides the proficient trench scIo la,.9
inNthe alliance, there are many stt
dents enrolled who have only recent recent,
lvitaken up the study of the French =
language, which is spoken eXcluslreiy
afaII meetings of the organization
Atlanta Georgian. [volume] (Atlanta, Ga.) 1912-1939, 1914-04-07
Suitable Dress for All Occasions
at
$3.50

Women find they every the from the
wool ucks
fom peolb
andloo
dresses
Special
White Pine news weekly mining review. [volume] (East Ely, Nev.) 1910-1920, 1914-01-04

Purchased popularity needs cons
tant repairing.
Vanity does not get all of its in
SEPARATION in the m%illiner's shop.
IL is possible for a man to write
heroic epic and still look like a sissy
Love at first sight can generate a
lot OF f%oolishness even II 1t is usually
short lived.
Conscience may be giving a lot of
fellows about US more jabs than VT
imagine.
The wise married man does not
care TO keep his wife guessing-she
might guess right.
IL is possible for a "A to become
so conservative that he is as useless
10 mankind as a 5.000-year-old
mummy.
White Pine news weekly mining review. [volume] (East Ely, Nev.) 1910-1920, 1914-01-04
G NOTICES
Serial No. OS398.
NOTICE FOR PUBLICATION.

Carson City. Nevada, Land Office,
December ), 1913.
Notice is hereby given that vii
liam N. MeGill, of Ely. County OF
White Pine, State of Nevada, has
fled in this office his application to
enter. select, locate under the pro.
visions of Sections 2306 and 1907 OF
the Revised Statutes of the United
States, the following described land
viz: NEAo of the NEA Sec. 10. and
the SEA of SEA Sec. IL. and in T IL
N, X. 66 E., NJ. d. NJ, White Pine
County, Nevada.
Any and all persons claiming adj
lsersely the lands described, OF
desiring to object because of the
mineral character of the land, or foi
any other reason, to the disposal oil
applicant, should file their afidavits
of protest in this office, on or before
the 10Th day of January. 1914.
LOUIS j. COIN,
Register.
First Publication Dec. IA, 1913
Last Publication Feb. s, 1914
White Pine news weekly mining review. [volume] (East Ely, Nev.) 1910-1920, 1914-01-04

min. W. $3.50 feet to Cor. Ne. 1.
scribed L. Gil C. C. No. 2, ~1-4-412s:
thence S. II deg. ID min. +. 1868 feet
to Cor. No. /, the place of beginning.
Containing 24.707 acres after ex-
Guiding the conflicts hereinafter speci-
fled.
Each of said corners of said claim Is
a pine post AZ feet long, at least 4
inches square, set 2 feet In the ground
IN a mound of earth and stones 4 feet
In diameter by 2 feet in height.
That the courses of the lode lines OF
the respective mining claims are
shown In said field notes and on said
official plat, reference to which IL
hereby made for all the particulars
That certificates of location Of said
mining claims are recorded in the
otfice Of the County Recorder of White
Pine County, Nevada. in the Records
of Mining Locations of said County
and state. In the books and at the
pages following:
Last Chance No. 2: Book 5. Page
That the names of adjoining and
conflicting claims as shown by said
plat and survey are State Selection
under act of June 16, 1880 per List 90.
filed August 5. 1887, approved No
vember s. 1890. per List 3 for Lot
Three 90 of S. W. Il Section 81, T..
"a n, II. SO F., NJ. D. b. & NJ. which
claim and which Is hereby expressly
excluded from said application.
LOUIS J. COIN,
Register.
(First Publication December II. l9I3.)
tLdast Publication February s. 1910
White Pine news weekly mining review. [volume] (East Ely, Nev.) 1910-1920, 1914-01-04

Everyone has heard authentic
stories of the man who asked an
other, "Who is that old trump over
yonder?' and got the reply. "She Is
my wife" But the story doesn't go
far enough.
Jones observed an old lady sitting
across the room.
For heavens sake" he remarked
70 Robinson. who is that extraordi-
narily ugly woman there?"
That" answered, Robinson, rs
my wife"
\ Jones was taken a back. but NOV
ed up front again.
Well" he said personal---very., you
Just ought to see mine!"
White Pine news weekly mining review. [volume] (East Ely, Nev.) 1910-1920, 1914-01-04
Coca Reading for Sunday
The Teacher.

All that is patient. true and wise.
All that is courteous, apt ant
good;
Daily, however dark the skies,
Watching With are her little
brood.
In some great classroom of the
town,
At a green crossroads far away,
Earning by patient worth the crown
OF conquest In the bloodless fray.
Real citizen of these her times,
Friend of the parent as the child,
Teaching the antidote of crimes
In ancient lessons undeffled.
As splendid in her worth. indeed,
As those with more resplendent
place
And nlling day by day a need
With all sufficient gifts of grace.
All hail her. where she takes her
throne
In the great city, or Is found
In wayside quiet Of her own,
Still faithful to the daily round.
Baltimore Sun.
White Pine news weekly mining review. [volume] (East Ely, Nev.) 1910-1920, 1914-01-04
The Real REASON.

James started his third helping oil
pudding with delight.
Once upon a time. James," ad.
monished his mother. there was a
little boy who ate too much pudding.
aud he BURST"
James considered. There ain'i
such a thing as too much pudding.
be decided.
There must be- commended his
mother. else why did the little boy
burst?'t
James passed his plate for the
fourth time. saying: Not enough
boy "-Woman's Home Companion
White Pine news weekly mining review. [volume] (East Ely, Nev.) 1910-1920, 1914-01-04
4 Forbidden Sum.

The new school teacher gave a boy
a question in compound proportion
for homework. one evening. 1t in
.cluded the circumstance of men
working 10 hours a day to complete
a certain work" The next morning
the teacher, in looking over the little
pack of exercises. found this boys
sum wholly uninterrupted. Calling
him to her, she asked why he had
not tried TO do the sum. The boy,
after considerable fumbling around
In his pockets, brought forth a note
from his father and handed 1t TO her.
Unfolding 1t. the teacher read: Miss
-, | refuse to let my boy do his
sum you gave him as 1t looks to me
TO be a slur at S-hour sistum emmy
sum not more than s hours he is well
cum TO do but not more"
White Pine news weekly mining review. [volume] (East Ely, Nev.) 1910-1920, 1914-01-04

What's the use a-gettin' blue
When there's nothing ailin' you,
When your appetite's o. K.
And you get three squares a day.
When your job is cinched for fair
And your pay is always there,
And your family's eatin', too,
What's the use of gettin' blue?
What's the use a-gettin' blue
When the sky's a somber hue
Ii won't always be that way,
Surely will clear off some day.
II your neighbor has more cash,
And dimes on expensive hash,
1t may be he envies you.
What's the use a-gettin' blue?
What's the use a-gettin' blue?
Cheer up, it may yet come true
That dream of untold wealth
To go with your robust health.
Just remember all the while,
Even IL you wear no tile,
There's no better man than you.
liain't no use a-gettin' blue.
White Pine news weekly mining review. [volume] (East Ely, Nev.) 1910-1920, 1914-01-04
MINERAL SURVEY No. 412s
of Application for Patent-Min-
ernl Application No. 0S263.

United States Land Office. Carson
City, Nevada, November IL, 1913.
Notice is hereby given, that Julia
Hafferon, whose post office address Is
Virginia City, Nevada, has made APP
plication for a Patent to the Lode Min
and LAST CHANCE NO. 2. situate in
Cherry Creek Mining District, in
Sec. 36-S1. T. "a \. r.. 62-63 e.. M. ID.
b. & NJ. White Pin County, Nevada,
being Mineral Survey No. 412S, and
more particularly described in the
official plat thereof herewith posted
and in the field notes of survey there
of filed in the United States Land
Office in Carson city. Nevada, which
boundaries and extent of said claims
on surface with magnetic variation
II deg. AZ min. T.. as follows:
Last Chance: Beginning az Cor.
No. l, scribed l.. CT. c. No. 2. ID
412S. whence the $. w. Cor. Sec. 81
T. "a N, r. So e.. NJ. D.. b. 4 NJ.
bears 5. IL deg. AS min. 80 sec. L.
e. 636. SO feet to Cor. No. ?. scribed
lie. lie. No. 2-2-3-412S, thence N. As deg.
05 min. w. 1445.S5 feet to Cor. No. 3.
scribed l.. c. 3-412S. thence 5. % deg.
AZ min. w. 627.56 feet to Cor. No T..
scribed l.. c ALPS; thence $. AZ deg.
As min. e. 144S. 73 feet to Cor. No. /,
the place of beginning.
Last Chance No. 2: Beginning at
Cor. No. |, scribed l. c. No. 2,1sliss,
deg. 0s min. W. 1039.97 feet: thence
n. % deg. ~ min. f. 1865 feet to
Cor. No. .. scribed L. c. No. 2-2-412S;
thence N. AZ deg. As min. w. 1864
feet to Cor. No. 3. scribed L. CT. c.
White Pine news weekly mining review. [volume] (East Ely, Nev.) 1910-1920, 1914-01-04
The Neat Rebuke.

The girl was attempting to dance
with a fat man at a tango tea. The
fat man was a great bungler and he
knew it. He gasped. as they hobbled
about to the strains of Every Little
Movement"
Its awfully kind of you to dance
with meme, the worst dancer in
the roomi"
Then he trod on her foot for the
sixth time, and the girl replied:
"Oh, how can you say so? Why,
you hardly seem to touch the 1oori''
White Pine news weekly mining review. [volume] (East Ely, Nev.) 1910-1920, 1914-01-04

She was a pretty young school
teacher and vas reading sentences tc
her class. letting them supply the las
word.
"The sphinx" she read, has eyes
but II cannot"
"See!" cried the children.
Has ears, but 1t cannot"
Hear" they responded.
Has a mouth, but 1t cannot-'
"Eat!" came the chorus.
Has a nose but 1t cannot"
wipe i'll" hundred the class.
The lesson then ended.-Ladies'
Home Journal.
White Pine news weekly mining review. [volume] (East Ely, Nev.) 1910-1920, 1914-01-04
Joke on kentucky Campaigners.

Senator Ollie James likes to tell
Jokes on his friends. and is response
BILE for the following one:
Oscar Turner and Judge James
Bennett were opposing candidates for
congress in Kentucky. They had
long been bosom fiends and did not
let their political fight interfere with
their friendship. In fact, they made
the campaign together.
Zone night about dusk they rode
up to a farm house and asked to
spend the night. 1t was too dark for
their host to recognize them. As
they were unhitching their horses,
Judge Bennett asked the farmer
whom he intended to vote for.
For Turner he answered
promptly, everybody around here's
goin' to vote for Oscar
The judge. thinking to be funny
at the expense of his friend, remark
ed: Il am surprised at that. Why.
don't you know Turner is drunk all
the time. He couldn't possibly stay
sober long enough to attend to the
public's business
Yes said the rustic, I've heard
that he drinks a powerful sight. but
we'uns believe that he's got more
sense drunk than Benefits got
sober,'
Needless to say they never told
the farmer who they were, but they
had a great argument the next day as
TO whom the joke was on"
White Pine news weekly mining review. [volume] (East Ely, Nev.) 1910-1920, 1914-01-04

The hotel patron had waited fully
an hour for a very slow waiter to
serve two courses.
Nov, brother" he said to the
waiter, 'can you bring me some to-
mato salad?s
Yes. sir" said the waiter.
And" continued the customer,
while you're away you might send
me a postal card every now and
then. Ladies' Home Journal.
White Pine news weekly mining review. [volume] (East Ely, Nev.) 1910-1920, 1914-01-04
An objectionable Mixture.

A worthy %preeentor got so irritat-
ed at a singer In the congregation
who used TO show off his musical
compass by changing from tenor to
bass and bass In tenor, that AT last
he burst out: MIR. O'Moore, II ye're
TO sing tenor, sing tenor, or II we're
to sing bass. sing bass. But We'll
hae nae muir o. yer shandy gam.
White Pine news weekly mining review. [volume] (East Ely, Nev.) 1910-1920, 1914-01-04
APPLICATION NO. 1852.
Notice of Application for Permission
tn Appropriate the Public Waters
of the State of Nevada.

Notice is hereby given that on the
LIST day of December, 1918, in ace
cordance with Section SO, Chapter
40, of the Statutes of 1913, the
Adams-McGill Co., incorporated
of Ely, County of White Pine. and
State of Nevada. made application to
the State Engineer of Nevada for
permission to appropriate the public
waters of the State of Nevada. Such
appropriation is to be made from
Cleveland Greek. at a point on Cleve-
land Greek whence Sec. Cor. COM
mon to Sects. 10, Is, 10, and "a, on
Range line between T. 16 N. r. Sc
and T. 81 East, bears n. AZ de. f..
1906 feet distant, by means of dams
and twelve cubic feet per second is
to be conveyed to VIZ of SEA,
.SWA of NEA Sec. 80 NY of NEA
Sec. 80, S1k of Sc u Sec. 20. NWA
of SEA Sec. 20, VIZ of Ell of Sec
Il. Na of SWA Sec. %, NWA Sec.
30, VIZ of Sec. 20. VIZ Sec. II
Wa of NEA Sec. II. NWA of Sc
Il Sec. IT VIZ of SEA- Sec. II, VIZ
of SEA- Sec 16, Eh of NEA Sec. IS,
lSWA of SW n Sec. 10, NEH ofSW
a Sec. 16, Eh Sec. 16 E " ofNWA
Sec. 10. Eh of VIZ Sec. 8. T. 16 N
r. 81 E.. NEA Sec. "a Eh of NV
u Sec. "a, Ek of SW u Sec. "a. w
x of SEA Sec. "a, SWA of SWA
of SWA Sec. "a, T. II N. r. 81 E..
NJ. ID. BE- NJ, by means of. bitches
and there used for winter irrigation
purposes. Water not to be returned
to stream.
". NJ. KEARNEY,
State Engineer.
! First Publication Dec. IA. 1917
Last Publication Jan. II, 1914
White Pine news weekly mining review. [volume] (East Ely, Nev.) 1910-1920, 1914-01-04
APPLICATION NO. 2SO8.
Notice of Application for Permission
to Appropriate the Public Waters
of the State Of Nevada.

Notice is hereby given that on the
LIST day of December. 1918. in ac-
cordance with Section SO, Chapter
40, of the Statutes of 1918, one
R. A. Millick of Osceola, County of
White Pine, and State of Nevada
made application to the State En-
eineer of Nevada for permission to
appropriate the public waters of the
State of Nevada. Such appropria-
ton is to be made from Pfermont
Creek, Spring Valley. White Pine
County, Nevada, a point about one
mile up from the mouth of Piermont
Canon, approximately heal the divid-
ing line between Secs.2S and 20. in
the NEA of the NEA Sec. 20.
Calculated course Diversion to u
corner between Secs. % and 81 T.
10 N R. 66 E., N. ~ deg. 80 min. E.
9160.9S feet, by means of bitches.
fumes and pipes, and ten cubic feet
per second Is to be conveyed to a
point approximately in the NWA OF
NWA Sec. 2S T. 10 N. R. 66 E., NJ
ID. B. & NJ, by means of bitches,
fumes and pipes, and there used for
mining. milling and power purposes.
Water to be returned to stream at
the mouth OF Piermont Canon, i'm
m~ediately below the works.
w. M. KEARNEY,
State Engineer.
First Publication Dec. IA, 1879
(Last Publication Jan. is, 1910
White Pine news weekly mining review. [volume] (East Ely, Nev.) 1910-1920, 1914-01-04
Her Preference.

Before the fire Christmas eve two
old maids we're planning for the
holiday.
Sister Molly" said the Younger,
would a long stocking hold all you'd
want for a Christmas gift?"
No. Elyira." said the elder. but
a pair of socks would."-Phila-
delphia Public Ledger.
White Pine news weekly mining review. [volume] (East Ely, Nev.) 1910-1920, 1914-01-04
Whaf Cannot BE Hid.

Teacher. Now you have in front
of yon the north, on your right the
east, on your left the west. What
have you behind your"
Small Boy. "A patch on my pants.
| told mother you'd see it.'-London
Opinion.
White Pine news weekly mining review. [volume] (East Ely, Nev.) 1910-1920, 1914-01-04

some n asked Oscar Hammer.
stein the other day If he believed In
the new therapeutic idea that music
was 4 medicine.
Believe in 1t? OF course | do
the impresario replied. Il know at
least three operas that are a drug on
the market, while as for poular songs
there isn't n of them that doesn't
make me H.
White Pine news weekly mining review. [volume] (East Ely, Nev.) 1910-1920, 1914-01-04
Hit IT,.

Polly Ito big sisters admirer)
Guess what father said about you
last night"
Adolphus- "Oh, / couldn't guess
WEAKLY
Polly. "Tll give you a peach il
you can guess"
Adolphus. (flustered) "Oh, Polly,
| haven't an idea in the world"
Polly. "Urr-you was listening
Bulletin.
White Pine news weekly mining review. [volume] (East Ely, Nev.) 1910-1920, 1914-01-04
The Hour of Need.

George. aged eight, had just be
come acquainted with Bess, aged six.
DO your folks have prayers be-
fore breakfast" asked George.
No" replied Bess. I'VE have pray
ers before we go to bed. We amt
afraid in the daytime"
White Pine news weekly mining review. [volume] (East Ely, Nev.) 1910-1920, 1914-01-04
Billy Emerson and the Big sunnower

To the present generation. who
never saw Billy Emerson, IL is well
nigh impossible to describe him, his
suberb voice. his artistic dancing and
his wonderful personality. To think
of Emerson is naturally to start and
hum The Big Sunhower." Remem-
Der it?
There Is a charm ! cant explain
About a girl I've seen.
My heart beats fast as she goes past
In a dark dress trimmed with
green.
Her y e are bright as stars at night,
So loving and so shy,
And the folks all stop and look
around
Whenever she goes by.
CHORUS:
And | feel just as happy as a big
sunfower
That mods and bends in the
AA8fftAH
And my heart is as light
las the the wind that blows
The leaves from off the reezes.
As time passed on and we became
Like friends of olden time,
| thought the question ] would pop
And ask her to be mine;
But the answer | received next day
How could she trim me so?
Instead OF being mine for life,
She simply answered NO
Chorus-And | feed, & c.
called next day dressed in my best
The fair one for to see,
To ask her II she would explain
Why she had shaken me,
She said she really felt quite sad
TO cause me such distress;
But when ] asked her to be mine,
or course she answered Yes
Chorus-And ! feel. 4 c.
White Pine news weekly mining review. [volume] (East Ely, Nev.) 1910-1920, 1914-01-04
On the Platform.

Don't you see hat sign, No
smoking asked the car conductor.
YES" replied the inconsiderate
and obstinate passenger. And all
/ have to say is that the nan who
wrote that sign was no prophet. =
Kalamazoo Telegraph Press.
White Pine news weekly mining review. [volume] (East Ely, Nev.) 1910-1920, 1914-01-04
4 Good Idea.

"A famous educator says every
body ought to read a little poetry
every day
81 agree with him. If more people
would read poetry every day, per-
haps there wouldn't be SO many try
ing to write it."ZBirmingham Age
Herald.
White Pine news weekly mining review. [volume] (East Ely, Nev.) 1910-1920, 1914-01-04
Superiority.

Johnnie. II wish | could be Tom
my Jones'
Mother. why? You are strong
er than he. YOU have a better home,
more TOYS and more pocket money
Johnnie. Yes, | know; but he
al wiggle his ears Milwaukee
Sentinel.
White Pine news weekly mining review. [volume] (East Ely, Nev.) 1910-1920, 1914-01-04
Serene Confidence.

4 suppose said the employer.
you think you could teach me TO
run my own business"
Probably" replied young Mr..
Freshwell. But II would take time"
White Pine news weekly mining review. [volume] (East Ely, Nev.) 1910-1920, 1914-01-04
Easy Remedy.

He lnervously) Margaret. there's
been something trembling on my lips
for months and months"
She. Yes. so | see. Why don't
YOU shave IL on2"
White Pine news weekly mining review. [volume] (East Ely, Nev.) 1910-1920, 1914-01-04

First Old Friend. "Hullo. old
chap, how are your"
Second o. +. First class; how
are your"
First o. +. "Steerage."-Harvard
Lampoon.
White Pine news weekly mining review. [volume] (East Ely, Nev.) 1910-1920, 1914-01-04
Out of Place.

Mother. Don't forget to put your
toothbrush in your suitcase, Bobby
Bobby (going 20 the country for a
week. "Oh, shucks / thought this
was going TO be a pleasure trip
Chicago News.
White Pine news weekly mining review. [volume] (East Ely, Nev.) 1910-1920, 1914-01-04
Hard ON Henry,

He lin a rage) THAT man Is the
biggest fool In the world"
His Wife teomfortingly) Henry.
Henry. you are forgetting yourself
-Woman's Home Companion.
White Pine news weekly mining review. [volume] (East Ely, Nev.) 1910-1920, 1914-01-04
n Clock.

Look and see If the clock is run
ming, dear" said grandma to small
Sadie.
No, It's standing still, grandma
reported Sadie. but it's wagging its
tail"
White Pine news weekly mining review. [volume] (East Ely, Nev.) 1910-1920, 1914-01-04
Not Chance.

Classic Dancer. Doctor, | want
you TO vaccinate me where 1t won't
show in my dance"
Physician. Hum I'm afraid
you'll have to take II internally
Livingstone Lance.