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Fulton County tribune. (Wauseon, Ohio) 1883-1925, 1914-10-16
Ask Father Time If This Is True.

ASK father lime IT Ihls Us True.
In these days of the high cost of liv-
ing the following story is not without
a decided point.
The teacher of a primary class was
trying to show the children the differ
enc between natural and man-made
wonders, and was finding it hard.
What do you think is the most won
derful thing a man ever nader"
A little girl, whose parents were OBJ
viously harassed by the question of
ways and means, replied as solemnly
as the p%roverbial judge:
"A living for his family"
Fulton County tribune. (Wauseon, Ohio) 1883-1925, 1914-10-16

You used to say you hoped to be-
come SO rich that you could retire
from business"
YES" rejoined Mr.. Dustin Stax.
But what 1 did was to acquire SO
many interests that ! can't get a
nights rest"
Fulton County tribune. (Wauseon, Ohio) 1883-1925, 1914-10-16

ing. was dizzy
exhausted at
least exer-
ton. Hands and
feet were cold
and he had such
a dragging sensa-
ton across the
loins that it was
difficult to move.
After using 5
Fulton County tribune. (Wauseon, Ohio) 1883-1925, 1914-10-16
codification of Ordinances.

Re-enactment or codification of or
dinances establishing municipal de-
partments and creating positions is
sought by the civil service commits
sion. The request was made of coun-
Gil on the plea that conflicts are
foufd when attempt is made to check
up pay rolls before passing to the
hands of the city treasurer. Before
the rolls are honored by the treasurer,
statutes require the civil service COM
mission to pass upon the names and
amount of money TO be paid each per-
son
Fulton County tribune. (Wauseon, Ohio) 1883-1925, 1914-10-16
Cause Plainly to Be Seen,

If the bigger part of the river and
harbor bill pork" had not been con-
signed to southern destinations we
may be sure u Democratic friends in
congress would have been much less
insistent on putting it across.
Fulton County tribune. (Wauseon, Ohio) 1883-1925, 1914-10-16
His Best Vein.

If, as Mr.. WINS says, the ~coIonel's
answer to Mr.. Barnes suit for SANDER
lis in Mr.. Roosevelt's best m%endacious
vein,'' it must be a good one. There
is nothing better in this world than
the best.-New York World.
Fulton County tribune. (Wauseon, Ohio) 1883-1925, 1914-10-16
Two More Take Leave.

Another duo of honor" men, who
lost their honor long enough to walk
away from the state brick plant at
Junction City, called for attention
from the police and state penitentiary
authorities. The "walk-aways" are
Frank Penn, received at the peniten-
tiary from Mahoning county to serve
a five years. sentence for burglary and
larceny, and Layton Bailey, sent from
Crawford county to serve an indeter-
inmate term for robbery.
Fulton County tribune. (Wauseon, Ohio) 1883-1925, 1914-10-16
Notice to Quit.

Lady in Aisle Ito lady in pew
Are you Mrs. Pilkington-Haycock?
Lady in Pew-No.
Lady in Aisle-Well, l am; and this
is her >pew.-Punch.
Fulton County tribune. (Wauseon, Ohio) 1883-1925, 1914-10-16
Premiums Would Be Heavy.

Some Democratic congressman
would be pleased if the government
would take a war risk on their chances
of reelection.
Fulton County tribune. (Wauseon, Ohio) 1883-1925, 1914-10-16
What Maine Election Shows.

The election showed that the Pro-
gressive party is either rapidly disin-
tegrating, even in Maine, or that it is
largely a lem following.-Hartford
CouranI.
Fulton County tribune. (Wauseon, Ohio) 1883-1925, 1914-10-16
Sympathy MISPLACED.

Don't let yourself be carried away
too quickly with sympathy for the
under dog. You may find out that he
was fool enough to start the fight
Somerville Journal.
Fulton County tribune. (Wauseon, Ohio) 1883-1925, 1914-10-16
Usual Consistency.

The New York Progressives show
their loyalty to the platform demand
for. direct primaries by meeting in
Utica and nominating a ticket for the
primaries to ratify.-Philadelphia
Ledger. .
Fulton County tribune. (Wauseon, Ohio) 1883-1925, 1914-10-16
Knights TempIar Coming.

FtiStILS bSiiPtdi S0tIlti2s
Numerous forms of decorations and
Nominations during the session of the
I'D annual conclave of the Grand Com
mandery, Knights Templar, of Ohio,
to be held in Columbus, October 13 to
Is, are being planned by Mt. Vernon
CommanGery, business houses and
civic organizations. Among the deco
rations announced are the following:
State house in addition tt the system
Of illumination installed last summer
by the Columbus Conventions and
Publicity association, cluster lights by
the Chamber of Commerce, addition to
the words knights Templar" to the
Conventions and Publicity ~associa-
lions Welcome to Columbus" sign at
the Union station, erection of a huge
Illuminated passion cross at Broad and
High streets and a Maltese cross at
Bread and Fourth streets by Mt. Yer
ncn Commandery, and exterior and in
terror decorations and Nominations at
the Masonic temple and downtown
business houses.
Fulton County tribune. (Wauseon, Ohio) 1883-1925, 1914-10-16
Take Examinations.

Employees of county offices, includ-
ing the janitors of the courthouse,
were given noncompetitive civil serv-
ice examinations under the direction
of the state civil service commission.
The examinations were only for those
who were in service January L.
Elected officials, two deputies and two
other deputy clerks or secretaries,
whom the principal officials designate,
will be exempt from the examinations.
Fulton County tribune. (Wauseon, Ohio) 1883-1925, 1914-10-16
A cLEReYMAN's

The Rev. Edmund Heslop of Wig
ton, Pa, suffered from Dropsy for a
year. His limbs and feet were swol-
len and puffed. He had heart futter-
Fulton County tribune. (Wauseon, Ohio) 1883-1925, 1914-10-16
WiIIino TO chanoe ReIi.f

tt. R. hopes, and lat present be-
lieves," hat he will not have to run
in 1916. But he is open-minded to facts
that may change his belief.
Fulton County tribune. (Wauseon, Ohio) 1883-1925, 1914-10-16
Few of Her lCaliber.

According to statistics, one woman
in a thousand can open a telegram
with as little emotion as she displays
IN opening a can of corn.
Fulton County tribune. (Wauseon, Ohio) 1883-1925, 1914-10-16

tried by mock court martial for not
bringing right shoulders up" as he
would thus have ensured Mr.. Church
Ill being wedged in, with probably
most unpleasant results.
Fulton County tribune. (Wauseon, Ohio) 1883-1925, 1914-10-16
State Balance Ss,s74,48o.

Ohio had a cash balance of $8,374,-
4S0.24 in the treasury at the close of
business September 80, according to
State Treasurer ]. P. Brennan and
Auditor Donahey. Of this total, $4,-
6,626.7S was in the revenue fund and
$2,901 ,759.42 in the state highway fund.
Other funds were: University, $780,
S53.67; sinking fund, $111,260.94; CON-
mon school fund, ~$21,9SO.7O; liquor
license fund, $500, 99S.73.
Fulton County tribune. (Wauseon, Ohio) 1883-1925, 1914-10-16
Complaint Has Been Filed.

Complaint against the Norfolk &
Western and Pennsylvania Railroad
companies has been filed with the
State Utilities Commission by the La
fayette Taylor & Son Co., of Rardin.
1t is set up in the complaint that dur
ing the months of April, May and June
the compliments shipped eleven car
loads of wooden cross ties from OF
way, Winchester and other Ohio towns
located between Cincinnati and
Youngstown, to Youngstown. The
railroads charged a rate of II cents a
hundred pounds.
Fulton County tribune. (Wauseon, Ohio) 1883-1925, 1914-10-16

Don't be misled. Ask for Red Cross
Ball Blue. Makes beautiful white clothes.
At all good grocers. Adv.
Fulton County tribune. (Wauseon, Ohio) 1883-1925, 1914-10-16

Some young men SOW wheat and
raise corn, and some others SOW wild
oats and raise Cain.
Fulton County tribune. (Wauseon, Ohio) 1883-1925, 1914-10-16

YOUR OWN DRUGGIST WILL TELL YOU
Try Murine Eye Kennedy for Red, Weak, Wstery
just Eye Comfort. Write for Book of the Rye
by mail Free. Murine Eye Remedy Co.. Chicago.
Fulton County tribune. (Wauseon, Ohio) 1883-1925, 1914-10-16
Not So Very STRANGE.

Jones borrowed a dollar from me
yesterday and paid me back today"
We'll, what about it,"
He paid me hack with the same
bill"
That's strange"
Not very. He couldn't change 1t
either."-Strange Stories.
Fulton County tribune. (Wauseon, Ohio) 1883-1925, 1914-10-16

DR.. Pierce's Pellets, small, sugar-coated,
easy to take as candy, regulate and invig-
crate stomach, liver and bowels. Do not
grippe. Adv.
Fulton County tribune. (Wauseon, Ohio) 1883-1925, 1914-10-16
Careful.

Iceman with ear al tube)--About
how much?
Woman Fourth foor)-Enough for
my chest!
Iceman-Wot's the bust measure.
ment?
Fulton County tribune. (Wauseon, Ohio) 1883-1925, 1914-10-16
Must 1e Quick.

1T takes a man with a good eye to
hold down the job of drummer in a
vaudeville theater..
"Oh, l don't know"
"Of course, it does. He had to
whack his drum at the exact moment
when the fat comedian hits the floor"
Fulton County tribune. (Wauseon, Ohio) 1883-1925, 1914-10-16

What is your idea of this war
taxi"
Same as General Sherman's."
Fulton County tribune. (Wauseon, Ohio) 1883-1925, 1914-10-16

Nothing jolts a poor man who mar
ries an heiress like having her sue
him for nonsupport.
Fulton County tribune. (Wauseon, Ohio) 1883-1925, 1914-10-16

BY the way. did you ever hear q man
complain because a sermon was too
short?
Fulton County tribune. (Wauseon, Ohio) 1883-1925, 1914-10-16

Makes the laundress ~happy-that's Red
Cross Ball Blue. Makes beautiful, clear
white clothes. All good grocers. Adv.
Fulton County tribune. (Wauseon, Ohio) 1883-1925, 1914-10-16
Distinction.

Stella-Is she a professional or an
amateur?
BellavDepends on whether she eats
to dance or dances to eat.
Fulton County tribune. (Wauseon, Ohio) 1883-1925, 1914-10-16

Atlanta. Ca. may establish a mu-
nicipal ice plant
Fulton County tribune. (Wauseon, Ohio) 1883-1925, 1914-10-16
Civilizations Advanc,

They don't burn yule logs any more
at Christmas, do they?"
mo, only money"
Fulton County tribune. (Wauseon, Ohio) 1883-1925, 1914-10-16

Twelve-hour time, Neutrality-suspicious.
time and ship time can be told stimuli
taneously by a novel clock dial.
Fulton County tribune. (Wauseon, Ohio) 1883-1925, 1914-10-16

Muncie is I o have a school to train
hotel workers.
Fulton County tribune. (Wauseon, Ohio) 1883-1925, 1914-10-16
YOU CAN SAVE MONEY BY
WEARING W. I. nnuGT.Ag SHOES

For 81 years ". I. Douglas has guaranteed the
value by having his name and the retail price
STAMPED on the sole before the shoes leave the fac
tory: This prosectsth wearer eeaingt high prices
shoes are always worth what you pay for them. II
you could see how carefully W. /. Douglas shoes are
understand why they look better, fit better, hold their
ehaye and wear longer than other makes for the price.
III the W. l. Douglas shoea are not for sale In your
vicinity, order direct from factory, Shoes sent every
trate& CatnIog showing how to order by mail.
W. L. 40 Spark St., Brockton, MasA
Fulton County tribune. (Wauseon, Ohio) 1883-1925, 1914-10-16
/, Success in poino ones Best.

OuCCcSS III 1UIHy OHe bSSt.
think that there is success in all
honest endeavor, and that there is
some victory gained in every gallant
struggle that is made.-Dickeus.
Fulton County tribune. (Wauseon, Ohio) 1883-1925, 1914-10-16

Many a man is under the impression
that he is wise merely because he has
no children to ask him questions.
New-York tribune., 1914-03-31
BERMUDA URGES AIR RACE
Sexton Brings Encouraging Re
port to Aero Club.

Robert II Sexton. who has been in Ber-
muda for the Aero Club Of America to
promote the Bermuda American aeroplane
race. returned yesterday and said that the
project had aroused great enthusiasm
among business men there and that a
considerable part OF the money for prizes
already was available.
At meeting called to consider the plans
there We're present Mayor Arthur Bluck
Of Hamilton, +. J. Gosling. Assistant
Colonial Secretary. and representatives Of
tho Royal Bermuda Yacht Club and of the
Trade Development Board. A committee
picked from among those present will
take up ;he matter Of raising the remain
der Of the purse of $4,000 which must be
put up before the Aero club will sanction
the event.
The Bermuda people would Ike 10 have
the race flown about July l. as IL would
be possible TO have a British battlcshp
there at that time. Mr. Sexton has gone
to Atlantic City 20 confer with hotel pec-
pie there. who are anxious to have the
flyers start from tHat point and who will
give some additi 1rize money.
OrviIle Wright ior Dayton last night
after attending directors meeting Of
the Wright company.
New-York tribune., 1914-03-31
TRIBUNE CASE DELAYED
U. S. Grand Jury to Take Up
Contempt Charge on April 7.

Investigation by the United States
grand jury into the news sources Of the
Littauer and Heitmeyer customs fraud
cases. printed exclusively in The Trb-
une, was renewed yesterday. George
Burdick, formerly city editor and now
financial editor Of The Tribune. and Will
lam l.. Curtin, ship news reporter. who
refused TO reveal the source Of the
stories and were held guilty OF contempt
OF court in n continuing order granting
them the privilege of purging themselves
Of contempt IL they should consent 20
testify, appeared at the grand Jury room
under subpoena.
Mr.. Curtin was taken before the jury. but
owing to other business his examination
was not completed nor was Mr.. Burdick
called. II was announced that the case
would be put over until April T. when
it was expected the examination OF both
would be completed.
New-York tribune., 1914-03-31

More than 200 deputy sheriffs Of New
York County 10 whom badges were given
by former Sheriff Hamburger are sched-
uled TO become ordinary citizens at the
stroke Of midnight tonight The inval-
dation of their badges has been arranged
by Police Commissioner Mckay and Fire
Commissioner Adamson. The police have
been instructed 10 take them UP on presen-
tation. The deputy sherffs in question
had nothing TO do and drew no salaries
SO their loss is not likely to be felt.
"Those deputies" said Mr.. Hamburger
were appointed only for my term OF
offlce-l9l2 and 1913 II said so on their
badges, but Commissioner Mckay has
every right to go ahead and invalidate
them if he wants to
There was some concern about those
badges before I left Office so ] issued an
order recalling them. Several hundred
We're returned 10 me. incidentally, out ~
the 200 men whom ! appointed | received
complaints against only four, and l took
their badges away from them
"The deputy sheriffs came in very handy
in September Of 1912 and 1919. when Gov
ernor Dix asked me to send men TO watch
the polls / appointed four hundred or
five hundred for that purpose and they
New-York tribune., 1914-03-31
PALMER GOES AFTER lob
Ex. Chairman Seeks TO Be
Commissions Counsel.
fBy Telegraph to The Trlbune.l

Albany March 30-George Palmer or
Schoharie County. former chairman or
the Democratic State Committee, who, on
resigning from that place announced tnat
he had the promise OF being made counsei
for the new Worlsmens Compensation
Commission. was IN Albany this AFTER
noon in the hope OF getting that Job. lie
appeared at the executive chamber when
four OF the five members were In con-
ference with Governor Glynn. They were
John Mitchell. J. Mayhem Wainwright
Dr. Thomas Darlington and Robert H.
Dowling.
Howard T. Mosher, the fifth member,
is expected 20 meet with the commission
tomorrow afternoon in the office OF Mr..
Dowling, IN New York. for the purpose
Of organization counsel and secretary
will probably be selected then.
Assemblyman Cyrus W. Phillips, OF
Rochester, although Republican, Is an
other candidate for counsel. and he talked
with several members OF the commission
this afternoon lie f. considered an eX-
pert in worklnen's compensa tion and en-
ployers' liability matters, having had a
great deal to do with the drafting Of such
legislation within the last few years
Frank A. Tierney, ut present secretary
to Governor Glynn and formerly secre-
tary OF the Wagner Factory Inves tigat-
ing Commission, is candidate for the
place OF secretary OF the Compensation
New-York tribune., 1914-03-31
THOMPSON LEFT s7,o26.6ee
Bequest to Princeton Amounted
to 81, ,674,966 in Appraisal.

The appraisal of the estate OF F.rr,.
S. Thompson. who died on February ls
last year in Paris was flied yesterdav II
showed the value OF his beques, N
Princeton was N,s749sS.
The bequest TO Princeton was made up
Of lo0o shares OF Chase National Bank
stock, valued at 500 share, an annuity
Of $1,000 during the lifetime Of Mrs
Thompson. valued at S29Ol2. and Si5,si
interest in the residuary estate.
The gross estate was appraised al ST.
02s 500, which was reduced by debts and
expenses to sS576,5lo
The bulk OF the estate consisted OF
So. go shares OF the Chase bank. Of which
his grandfather was the founder. The
stock was valued at S,S75ce. lie had
1.725 shares of Lackawanna, valued al
s3497l2. The securities he left had
value OF s.. 5.S37,Ooi, not including severai
thousand worthless mining shares. The
only real estate was his home NO. ~
Madison avenue. which was appraised AZ
s2os 600 Mrs. Thompson's share In the
estate is s3.4i46i5.
The principal public bequcsts aside from
Princeton University were Mercy liospital
and Orphan Asylum. Chicago, S-Slo''
Seaman's Church Institute, Of New NorN'
sl59 $50; the New York Skin and Cancer
HOSPITAL. slol .753. and 81. Pauis School
Concord y. H.. $4,000 Other institu-
tions received small bequests aggregatlhE
about 5000. 600
New-York tribune., 1914-03-31
ZOO HAMBURGER BADGES
BECOME INVALID TONIGHT
Brigade of Deputy Sherfs Is To Be Shorn of Authority
Apropos of Which Ex-Poentate Denounces l. W. W.
and Amends Popular Right to Assemble.

got g. a DAY. Otherwise they received no
salaries and their authority was confined
TO their own homes.
by the way. / want 10 say something
about these /. w. w and anarchist meet
ings that are going on now. | have q
legal opinion from Colonel Asa Bird Gar
diner. former District Attorney, In which
he says that the black flag Is the nag q
treason. and that il may be fred upon oy
United States troops, militia, the Sheriil
OF the city police Had / been SheriH
those men would never have been permit
ted TO parade up Fifth avenue win
black flag a week or so ago.
In fact. / would not have permitted
them to parade at all ] would Fave had
every one of them arrested. l never al
lowed demonstrations OF that KIND Whle
| was Sheriff.
1T is the same with that crowd that
meets at Rutgers Square every evening.
They are all revolutionists. As long ago
as 1892 Abraham Lincoln went on RECORD
as being against that class OF people. II
they had started 10 hold their meetings
while | was Sheriff they would have met
Just once and then they all would nave
been arrested. You cannot make that TOO
strong"
Fire line cards for 1914 were issued yes
terday to officers Of the city departments
and legislative bodies. Mayor Mitchell re-
oeived card No ].
New-York tribune., 1914-03-31
KILLED SICK KITTEN
AND LOST HIS JOB
Woes of Wee Beast and Its Ex-
ecutioner Included in Case
Against Humane Society.

A very sick and very vicious kitten
PLAYED an important part In yesterday
hearings of charges brought against the
Humane Society by William \. Mallett.
Of the Mallett Contracting and Supply
Company The hearing was held in the
office Of the Attorney General at No 2S9
Broadway.
The wisp Of a kitten. brought in a pa
per bag from life on the streets, threw
the stenographers into hysteria, accord
ing TO the evidence of George Mole,
former superintendent for the society.
Mole admitted chloroforming the kitten
in the basement a proceeding OF which
David Belais. the president, did not ap-
prove II cost Mole his Job.
The attorney for the plaintiff exam
ined the ex-superintendent along the line
pointed by the kitten with view to as
certaining what action was taken by the
society when requests were received TO
remove sick or injured dogs and cats.
The witness affirmed that there was no
hospital or dispensary where such ami
mails could bc treated.
Mole said that he knew OF one agent OF
the society who had been employed on
percentage basis, receiving s. for each
arrest made. an arrangement which he
had ordered discontinued. In defence or
the society the witness testified that
men accepted as agents were carefully
examined as 70 their fitness and that the
nearest veterinary was communicated
with in some instances before the ar
rest Of the driver was made by the
agent.
Mr. Belais said after adjournment that
many big firms were sore at the society
because they found IL impossible 10 drive
wornot horses on the streets lie said
that six thousand arrests were being
made each year. against six hundred
the total few years ago.
The hearing of the plaintiffs wit
nesses will be resumed at . o'clock on
Friday afternoon.
New-York tribune., 1914-03-31
Wilson Objects to Collector
Being Considered His
"MouthpieCe."
UTTERANCE FILLS
GLYNN WITH JOY
MayOr Mitchell Joins Chorus of
Condemnation of APP
pOintments.
From The Tribune Bureau

Washington, March 30.-Dudley Field
Malone 1s not the "mouthpiece" OF the
national administration, according to
President Wilson. who said to-day that
there was only one tongue. and he oos-
sessed that himself
The President expressed himself on the
subject in connection with the statements
accredited TO Mr.. Malone with reference
70 the recent appointments OF Governor
Glynn, which he is reported to have
called "hopelessly bad" He did not be-
tray much annoyance over the utter
ances of Mr.. Malone, nor did he attempt
to dispute the conclusions of his supposed
protege, but he was firm in his assertion
that he preferred to do the official talk
Ing for the administration.
1t was hinted in official quarters to-day
that Mr. Malone, whose fearless fulmina-
tions at Madison Square Garden are be-
lieved to have paved the way for him to
the berth OF Collector Of the Port of
New York, at a salary of $4,000 & year,
viii get quiet tip 20 be less garrulous,
particularly when he assumes the role of
'mouthpiece" for the administration.
There is no objection to his taking a ;ea-
sonable, If not active. interest in the re-
organization Of the New York State De-
mocracy. and In the war on Tammenv
II is intimated, but he will doubtless re-
ceive the hint not to go too strong
on the attitude of the administration.
j. Sergeant Cram, a sachem Of Tam
many. conferred with the President to-
day. He said IL was about industrial
conditions in New York, but would not
amplfy the statement.
New-York tribune., 1914-03-31
ALL ASKED TO HELP
MAKE CITY HEALTHY
DR.. GOldWater Wants Every One
to Report Cases of Illness of
Which They Hear.

II you want 20 make this a healthier
town than II is You can do so, beginning
tomorrow, and will receive the thanks Of
DR.. S. s. Goldwater. Health Commits.
sioner. II won't require the wearing OF a
badge. or even a smile for that matter
What is required is that you report TO the
health authorities certain diseases II you
know where they exist.
Section 197 OF the Sanitary Code sets
forth that II is the duty OF every person
having knowledge of any persons being
afflicted with measles, diphtheria GROUP,
scarlet fever, smallpox. chlckenpox, cpl
demic cholera. typhus fever, rubclla
G6theln). plague. tuberculosis or whoop-
ing cough TO notify the department.
Lately typhoid fever has been added to
the list
An official OF the department said yes
terday that DR.. Goldwatcr wanted TO
make this section OF the code n vital part
OF the work for the general healthfulness
OF the city, and hoped for the cooperation
Of all citizens.
New-York tribune., 1914-03-31
GIRL SUES FOR $4,000
Says Steel Man Asked Her to
Marry, Then Backed Out.

Herbert l.. Lonsdale was served yes
terday with summons al the office Of
the Acme Steel Goods Company in a
suit which Miss Eleanor Fisher has
brought against him for $4,000 for
breach Of promise.
Miss Fisher charges that Lonsdale
asked her on September 81, 1913, to be
his wife, and that she consented. At
that time she had a position as secre-
tary, she says, which she resigned be-
cause Of the prospect of marriage.
Miss Fisher announced her engage
ment TO her friends, she says. She
charges that Lonsdale refuses to carry
out his part Of the agreement