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Harrisburg telegraph. [volume] (Harrisburg, Pa.) 1879-1948, 1914-01-05
SCHOOL JANITORS PAID
Janitors of the schools of the CITY
received their pay this morning.
LEWIS AGAIN


Somebody is always writing some
thing in the newspapers about James
Hamilton Lewis, United States Sena-
tor from Illinois. And this is only
natural. for Mr.. Lewis is famous for
two distinct reasons. In the first place.
he is the most picturesque and artistic
dresser in Congress. being the only
man who can handle lavender socks
as if they really belonged Secondly.
he takes most active part in nation al
affairs.
But the limit was reached last JuIv
when a newspaper correspondent
wired out a story about a speech the
Illinois Senator had made regarding
woman suffrage. Among other things
this dispatch stated:
. "Mr. Lewis had noted, he said, dur
ing his lifetime that in most instances.
and as very general rule, the mater,
Harrisburg telegraph. [volume] (Harrisburg, Pa.) 1879-1948, 1914-01-05
RUB RHEUMATIC y
OUT OF SORE JOINTS
The Msment You Rub the Pain
and Soreness Is Gone
OLD TIME ST. JACOBS OIL
Get a Small Trial Bottle Now and
Go to Work Without Suffer-
ing Amy Pain
Count fifty! Pain gone.

Count fifty! Pain gone.
p Rheumatism Is pain only" Not
one case in fifty requires internal
treatment Stop drugging! Rub
soothing, penetrating "St. Jacobs
OiP' directly upon the tender spot +"
and relief comes instantly. "St. ia
cobs Oil' is a harmless rheumatism
cure which never disappoints and can
not burn or discolor the skin.
Limber up! Quit complaining! Get
small trial bottle of "St. Jacobs
Oil" from any drug store and
in just moment you'll be
free from rheumatic pain, soreness,
stiffness and swelling. Don't suffer!
Relief and a cure awaits you. "St.
Jacobs Oil' has cured millions of
sufferers In the last half
century, and is just as good for
sciatica, neuralgia, 1umbago, back
ache and sprains.-Advertise
Harrisburg telegraph. [volume] (Harrisburg, Pa.) 1879-1948, 1914-01-05
Animal Party For Tuo
Gingrich Youngsters

In honor of the birthdays of her two
sons, Carl, aged s, and Blaine, aged
10, which fall this week, Mrs Charles
Gingrich, of 1919 North Fifth street,
Saturday afternoon gave an animal
party"
Animals We're cut from magazines
by the hostess and the youngsters tried
to guess what they were. Knick- k-nacks,
portraying members of the animal
Kingdom took a prominent place in
the table decorations Those pres
ent in addition to the guests of honor
were: Vincent and Frank Stanford
Clark Schilling, Herbert Lambert, AL
bert and Harry Lyter, Russell Iippy.
Frank Ford and Charles Keller.
Harrisburg telegraph. [volume] (Harrisburg, Pa.) 1879-1948, 1914-01-05
MISS MARION PICKERING

Miss Marion Edith Pickering,
daughter of Mr.. and Mrs. George E.
and Priscilla Pickering, aged II years,
died last evening at the home of her
parents. 925 Penn street. She was a
member Of the Second Reformed
Church. Funeral services will be held
Wednesday evening at o'clock. The
Rev. Harry N. Bassler. pastor of the
Second Reformed Church, will off,
ciate Burial will be made in Sha-
mokin.
Harrisburg telegraph. [volume] (Harrisburg, Pa.) 1879-1948, 1914-01-05
Plumber Harry S. Lutz
Entertains Employees

Harry S. Lutz, well-known
plumber, of 211 Verbeke street, enter
tanned his employees and their wives at
q turkey dinner on New Years.
An enjoyable evening was spent in
music and games, after the feasting.
In attendance were Mr.. and Mrs.
Earl Whitmoyer, Mr.. and Mrs. John
Straka. Mr.. and Mrs. Simon Lutz. Mr..
and Mrs. Simon Brownawell, Miss
Helen Gerdes. Miss Hafleigh, Miss
Mary Lutz. Tryon Williams, Kenneth
Rineard, Harry Willis, John Hoyert,
Douglas Wicks, Robert Lutz. Henry
Lutz and Mr.. and Mrs. Harry Lutz.
Harrisburg telegraph. [volume] (Harrisburg, Pa.) 1879-1948, 1914-01-05
HEBREW HISTORICAL SOCIETY
MEETS WITH MAX HAMBURGER

Members of the Hebrew Historical
Society of Harrisburg were the guests
last evening at social gathering held
last evening at the home of Max Ham
berger, 1907 Fulton street. Many
games were played after which re-
freshments were served.
Among those present were Samuel
Handler, Charles Rosenberg, Phil
Snyder, Max Hamburger. Henry CO.
hen, Harry Cohen, Louis Cohen, Harry
Schiffman, Louis Schiffman, Miss Ruth
Long. Miss Anna Hamburger. and
MIR. and Mrs. Morris Hamberger
Harrisburg telegraph. [volume] (Harrisburg, Pa.) 1879-1948, 1914-01-05
MISREPRESENTATION RIDAL

Miss Margaret Jackson, of New Buff
alo, and Frederick Johnson, of Canada,
marriage New Years night at the par
sonage of the Second Reformed Church,
by tile pastor, the Rev. Harry N. Bass
ler.. cousin of the bride. The couple
Will reside at McCreary, Manitoba, Can
ada, after honeymoon spent in Allan
tic City, Philadelphia and New York.
Harrisburg telegraph. [volume] (Harrisburg, Pa.) 1879-1948, 1914-01-05
GUESTS OF MISS MEEK
PLEASANTLY ENTERTAINED

Miss Josephine Lee Meek enter
tanned number of young folks at her
home In Thirteenth street in delightful
manner with games, music and late
supper. Enjoying Miss Meek's hospi-
tality were Miss Catherine Andrews,
Miss Hermione Barker, Miss Adalene
limerick, Miss Hope Swengle, Miss
Jean Allen, Miss Lucille Smucker, Miss
Ruth Miller, Miss Winifred Wilson and
Miss Ruth Forney.
Harrisburg telegraph. [volume] (Harrisburg, Pa.) 1879-1948, 1914-01-05
CURRENT EVENTS CLASS
BEGINS AGAIN TOMORROW

On Tuesday the Current Events Class
under Mrs. Mabel Cronise Jones will
meet In the Young Women's Christian
association for the first time since
the Christmas holidays. There is no
ciass Zee attached. Any member of
the Association may attend the class.
Those not members may easilv become
SO by paying the annual dues of 81 90
New members can join on TUESDAY.
There will be room for all.
Harrisburg telegraph. [volume] (Harrisburg, Pa.) 1879-1948, 1914-01-05
EXAMINATION FOR CADETS

Sunbury, Pa, Jan. 5. Eighteen
young men from the sixteenth con-
gressional district, took the examina-
tions In Sunbury on Saturday as ap-
plcants for the honor of being named
Tor either the West Point Military
Academy or Annapolis Naval Acad-
emy. Congressman John V. Lesher,
of Sunbury, will give the honor to
those making the highest figure of
merit in the examination.
Harrisburg telegraph. [volume] (Harrisburg, Pa.) 1879-1948, 1914-01-05
sNYDER-NEvIN WEDDING

Miss Jennie Black Nevin, daughter
of Mr.. and Mrs. George A. Nevin, of
Sunbury, and Harry Franklin Snyder,
of that city, were married Friday, Jan
uary 2, at the parsonage of the Re-
formed Salem Church, with the pastor,
the Rev. DR.. Ellis N. Kremer, officiat-
ing. They will reside in Sunbury.
Harrisburg telegraph. [volume] (Harrisburg, Pa.) 1879-1948, 1914-01-05
I. S. DAUGHTERS OF 1912.
TO HOLD STATE MEETING

Mrs. Mabel Cronise Jones, Mrs.
Christian w. Lynch and Mrs. Solomon
Hiney, Jr, officers of keystone chap
ter, United States Daughters of 1912,
are going to Philadelphia next week
to attend a State meeting of the or
ganization. They will be guests of
MISS Martha Fl. McInnes, State pres1-
dent
Harrisburg telegraph. [volume] (Harrisburg, Pa.) 1879-1948, 1914-01-05
YALE BOYS LEAVE TODAY

Ehrman B. Mitchell. Edward Stack
pole, Jr., John G. Herman, L. r. Rooms
M. l.. Rooms Milton Lemer and j. D.
Cooper, Jr., left to-day for New Haven
to resume their studies at Yale Univer-
sity, after the holidays.
Miss Dora Wickersham Coe leaves
Wednesday for Brier- -Clffe- on the
H9dson, to resume her school work.
teenth street. Is in town after holiday
| visit with relatives at Tyrone.
1san Mr' snerdar ssnd Mrs ..raa Harry Bowman; OF
formally Saturday evening in honor OF
Paul Dickson. Earl Wright and Melvin
Dickson, of Frederick, Md.
Mrs. Herbert Elder and son, Charles
Bloom Elder, have gone home to Ken
slngton, Md, after spending the holi-
DAYS among relatives and old friends
Mr.: and Mrs. James Weir Fahnestock
and Miss Hanna Fl. Fahnestock left for
their Baltimore home, Saturday, after
visiting relatives here.
MISS margaret Dale, of the Seller
school faculty. has returned from her
home, at Pittsfield, Mass, where she
spent the holiday recess.
Miss Elizabeth Knisely, of Front and
Maclay streets, has gone back to Stam-
ford, Conn.,, to take up her studies at
Miss loves School.
Miss Mary Sponsler, los Chestnut
street, and her guest, Miss Sarah Eldon,
or Roaring Springs, left to-day for Hol-
Iidaysburg, to resume their studies at
Highland Hall.
Mr. and Mrs. Donald Williamson have
gone home to Germantown. after spend :
ing the weekend with Mr.. and Mrs.
Harold Forster, of State street
Helena Watterson left for their home.
at Philadelphia, this morning. after
spending the holidays with their aunt.
Mrs. Horace Lands, of Market street.
George S. McCrone, of the Harrisburs.
poSit Pa.
Harrisburg telegraph. [volume] (Harrisburg, Pa.) 1879-1948, 1914-01-05
ANNIE GIBSON

Annie Gibson died Saturday morn
ing at the home of her parents, Mr..
and Mrs. George Gibson, 1924 North
Front street. Funeral services will
be held tomorrow afternoon at 3
o'clock. The Rev. I. B. Turner will
officiate. Burial will be made in the
Lincoln Cemetery.
Harrisburg telegraph. [volume] (Harrisburg, Pa.) 1879-1948, 1914-01-05

Mr.. and Mrs. John c. Slime, of 21O
Pine street, spent the past week at
Atlantic City.
F. Mr.. and Mrs. Charles l.. Bailey, of
Cottage Ridge, gave bowling party
and supper Saturday afternoon at the
Country Club of Harrisburg foS, their
son. Charles l.. Bailey, III.
Harrisburg telegraph. [volume] (Harrisburg, Pa.) 1879-1948, 1914-01-05
GOING AROUND THE WORLD

Prior to taking five months trir
around the world, Mr.. and Mrs. B. f
Herr. of Kansas City, Mo-, are visiting
at the home of Mr.. Herr's sister, Mrs
S. Wilt Kinter, 1880 North Second
street.
Harrisburg telegraph. [volume] (Harrisburg, Pa.) 1879-1948, 1914-01-05
HOME FROM GLOUCESTER

Mrs. Baker, Miss Lila Baker and J..
b. LOCKER, Jr,. of "a North Tenth
street, have returned to the city after
visiting relatives at Gloucester City,
N. j., over New Years.
Harrisburg telegraph. [volume] (Harrisburg, Pa.) 1879-1948, 1914-01-05
CORNELL STUDENTS RETURN

Herbert Wallower, William J. Calder
and Jay e; Neale left yesterday for
Ithaca, N. Y., to resume their studies
at Cornell University, after the holiday
vacation spent in this city.
Harrisburg telegraph. [volume] (Harrisburg, Pa.) 1879-1948, 1914-01-05
YOUR OLD PIANO

Has 1t outlived it's usefulness? wbv
not use 1t In part payment for an An.
geius, an Autotone or Playotone
prices $455 up. Liberal terms. r TT
Iroup Music House, 15 South Market
Square.-Advertisem
Harrisburg telegraph. [volume] (Harrisburg, Pa.) 1879-1948, 1914-01-05
CARDS WITH MRS. LACHANCE

Mrs. Frank S. LaChance, Of 715
North Eighteenth street, has issued in
vitations for a five hundred party, to
be given at her home Tuesday after
noon, January 6.
Harrisburg telegraph. [volume] (Harrisburg, Pa.) 1879-1948, 1914-01-05

Mrs. James l. Chamberlin and Miss
Jean Chamberlin, who are spending
the winter at Washington, d. c., were
monday guests OF Mr.. and Mrs Robert
Hatfield Irons, Chestnut street.
Harrisburg telegraph. [volume] (Harrisburg, Pa.) 1879-1948, 1914-01-05

Captain Henry Swartz, 11O Cumber-
land street, the truant officer of the
Harrisburg school district, is confined
to his home on account of illness.
Harrisburg telegraph. [volume] (Harrisburg, Pa.) 1879-1948, 1914-01-05

Miss Julia Graydon and Miss Alice
Graydon spent part of the holidays
with friends in PHILADELPHIA.
Harrisburg telegraph. [volume] (Harrisburg, Pa.) 1879-1948, 1914-01-05
WINTERDALE

Band and orchestra every Tuesday
and Thursday evenings. Ten-piece
orchestra Saturday evenings.-Adver-
tisement.
Harrisburg telegraph. [volume] (Harrisburg, Pa.) 1879-1948, 1914-01-05
cap" SWARTZ I'LL

nal instinct was stronger in women
than in men.'-The Popular Magazine.
Harrisburg telegraph. [volume] (Harrisburg, Pa.) 1879-1948, 1914-01-05
CANAL MOSQUITOES
HAVE A HARD LIFE
Unceasing Warfare Waged Against
Transmitter Of Malaria and
Yellow Fever

BY Willis j. Abbot, Author of "Pana-
ma and the Canal in Picture and
The gazette-times. [volume] (Heppner, Or.) 1912-1925, 1914-07-16

The jury laughed and Mr.. Lawrence
descended from the witness stand well
pleased with himself.
| At last it was the turn of the lawyer
for the defense, Jim Hunter.
He lazily stretched his six feet OF
height upward till he was standing
erect.
"Now, Judge, I don't know much
about this law business, an / wants
tub ask yuh, Judge, cayn't l tell the
thing in my own way, an will yuh
kindly keep that there feller that IS
been roastin' me an Shack, quiet till
1 gets through"
The Judge nodded.
"Well, then, Mr.. Judge, an fellers
on the jury. Me an Shack done kid
naped Mr. Lawrence, an we done put
him in a pretty mean room. l admits
that what he says about them there
|pigs uh his is right, cause that room
wasn't fitten fer no pig tub live in.
There WASH t no fresh air, as he says,
an the smells was suthin' orful, but
l don't see why Mr.. Lawrence is rails
in such holler about it. That there
room was in a ten mint house at No.
p River street, an Mr.. Lawrence owns
lit, an if it 3 SO plumb bad fer him tub
stay two days, what s it like fer them
po' folks that's there all the timef
That's what we shut him up fer-so's
he could know what it was like"
The courtroom laughed-yelled is
better word. In vain the judge raped
for order. Even the jury rocked back
and forth holding its side in mcrriment.
Mr. Lawrence rose hastily and tried to
reach the door, but the crowd held him
blck. The prosecuting attorney at
tempted to make a speech, but he him
self recognized its futility. Already
the jury had reached a decision, and
nothing that he could say would alter
it.
81 fell plumb mean about it," said
Jim some time later to an admiring au-
dience, who were thrusting upon him
and Shack every token of its worship
for a joke is still joke in the West.
81 feel plumb mean about it," he
repeated. "We mighter done most
anything tub him, an he "a got over
it, but tub max him a laughin stock
like we done-its goin' tub stick tub
him fer the rest of his life.'
The gazette-times. [volume] (Heppner, Or.) 1912-1925, 1914-07-16
Cheapening the Rations.

The Iowa station has found that q
small amount of oil meal or cotton seed
meal added to corn and oats improves
and cheapens the ration for work horses.
A mixture of n pounds of shelled corn,
Is pounds of oats and pounds of oil
meal gave somewhat better results than
oil meal, and the ration was little
cheaper in the proportion of 70 pounds
of corn, Is pounds of oats and six
pounds Of oil meal.
The gazette-times. [volume] (Heppner, Or.) 1912-1925, 1914-07-16
Success May Bo Further Down.

In many instances the yield of gar
dens can be increased by simply getting
down few inches deeper with fork or
spade The French gardeners can give
Americans many lessons in this respect.
The soil should be pulverized, but
work should not be commenced too
early Flowing the ground while it is
too wet will cause the sail to pack in
solid Jumps. Good land is almost ruined
in this manner
The Kentucky senate has passed q bill
authorizing the employment Of convicts in tho
manufacture Of articles for state use
The gazette-times. [volume] (Heppner, Or.) 1912-1925, 1914-07-16
Gates for the Garden.

The garden should have two gates,
one small one and one large one. The
small gate should be convenient to the
house and the large one convenient to
the barn, for hauling manure and en-
tering with team and tools.
Wauwatosa news. [volume] (Wauwatosa, Wis.) 1900-1948, 1914-03-13
DROVE GUoRMET TO SARCASM
Evidently French Restaurant Wine
Was Not Exactly the Quality
He Had Ordered.

William e. Corey praised at Pitts.
burgh club the wines of California.
Our California wines, said the
steel magnate, "are much better than
wines OF similar price in France,
for French wines are so adulterated
today that even a high-priced one
often tastes like burnt sugar and
water"
But the fine wines, the grand cru
wines are wonderful. a young banker
interrupted.
Mr.. Corey shook his head.
Not always" he said. "A friend
of mine, gourmet with whom /
lunched not long ago at fashionable
boulevard restaurant in Paris, ordered
a bottle of very old celebrated Mar
gaux. Pouring out little of the wine
and rolling 1t on his tongue in true
gourmet fashion he made wry face.
.Waiterl he demanded. What
wine is this you brought me?'
!" 1t is what monsieur ordered was
the reply. 'Margaux 1895, grand cru.
Humph, sneered by friend, how
lucky it is to be SO old and to conceal
its age SO well.'"
Wauwatosa news. [volume] (Wauwatosa, Wis.) 1900-1948, 1914-03-13
Grlffo Gets RELIGION.

"DOwling's" burned out on Times
square the other night, and those who
for years had occupied rooms above
the famous old billiard hall were
forced to run for their lives in what
raiRaent they happened to be wearing
at that nocturnal moment. Among
them was Kid Critic, who was at one
time fighter and is today the best
piano player between midnight land
one o'clock in an uptown music hail.
Il did nut trick" Critic is quoted
as saying. Il took two flights of stairs
in two jumps, WI the fire bitin' at me
If I'd been left at the post you coulda
buried me in a fryin' pan
"And what did you get?" asked his
friend.
"On them stairs" said Mr. Critic, 81
gets pair of singed hands and re-
Iigion."
Wauwatosa news. [volume] (Wauwatosa, Wis.) 1900-1948, 1914-03-13
Too Good.

ITO say that honesty is the best pol
icy-to say in otner words, that the
more honest you are the richer you
will become-that is a silly and self
evident lie''
The speaker, Harvey Woodruff, the
well-known G. A. r. historian of Hous-
ton. had been discussing the honesty
OF George Washington. He continued
ITO be virtuous means to be poor
and wretched. Take the case of Auntie
Martha Washington Clay.
"Auntie Martha visited the office of
a Nola Chucky lawyer and said:
All wants divorce from nah hus-
band CAL
Why. auntie, what has Cal been
doing?'
He's done got religion, sab, an ali
hain't tasted chicken TO free months. "
Wauwatosa news. [volume] (Wauwatosa, Wis.) 1900-1948, 1914-03-13
PIONEERS OF THE FRONTIER
Red.5Iooded Men and Women Were
Those Who Carved an Empire
From Wilderness.

No doubt the run of the continent"
has improved the fiber OF the Ameri-
can people. or course, the well estab-
lished and the intellectuals had no mo-
tive to seek the west; but in energy
and venturesomeness those who sought
the frontier were superior to the
average Of those in their class who
stayed behind. 1t was the pike rather
than the carp that found their way
out of the pool Now, in the main,
those who pushed through the open
door of opportunity left more children
than their fellows who did not. Often
themselves members of large families,
they had fecundlty. as It were. in the
blood With land abundant and the
outlook encouraging. they married
earlier. In the narrow life of the
young west, love and family were
stronger interests than In the older
society; hence all married Thanks
10 cheap living and to the need OF
helpers, the big family was welcomed.
Living by agriculture, the west knew
little OF cities, manufactures, social
rivalry, luxury and serving class. all
foes of rapid multiplication From
Origins Of the American People," by
Prof Edward A. Ross. in the Century.
Wauwatosa news. [volume] (Wauwatosa, Wis.) 1900-1948, 1914-03-13
unlInesa = Qualification

Some bygone housewives appear to
have regarded ugliness as quality
to be desired in their servants. When
Eliza Coke, daughter of Coke of Nor
folk, was about to marry, she wrote
to her prospective mother-in-law:
Pray, have the goodness to decide
as you think best about the pretty
housemaid wish she were less
pretty and less fond of dress. but If
her conduct and principles are good
neither are really Objectionable faults
! think our establishment will be a
pattern Of morality, particularly If
Mr.. Stanhope engages the squirting
butler and the terrible housemaid he
mentioned to me-"
Wauwatosa news. [volume] (Wauwatosa, Wis.) 1900-1948, 1914-03-13

At the Chicago Athletic club a
game had been put up on a cynical
old bachelor. The man had waited
from eight to ten in the park on a
snowy evening IN obedience to a
pale pink, violet-scented note that his
friends had faxed in order to see II
he was really as confirmed woman
hater as he claimed
Turning up at the club for night
cap, the duped and frozen bachelor
was very sullen and sulky when his
friends derided him He saw no fun
whatever in the fake note.
George AIDE, noticing his black and
lowering looks, gave loud laugh and
said;
What skinflint you must be!
Won't even laugh at joke. ell, If it's
at your own expense!"
Wauwatosa news. [volume] (Wauwatosa, Wis.) 1900-1948, 1914-03-13
crundy on Shaw.

Sydney Grundy has written a little
pamphlet in which he has gone for
Mr. Bernard Shaw with a Ratchet.
He says mir. Shaw is a spent force
Ia closed chapter-a tale that is
told-a back number-a lost chord-a
fired rocket-an exploded mine-an
extinct volcano, vomiting only ashes
and dust Mr. Shaw is done His
star is on the wane; his candle only
cutters in its socket; his beauty is
passe, his wheezes are chestnuts, his
sleights of hand transparent, his
humors rheum. He is running a race
with time and gave himself twenty
years start, and time is beating him
to a fiazzle."
Wauwatosa news. [volume] (Wauwatosa, Wis.) 1900-1948, 1914-03-13
MODEL SCHOOL AT HARVARD
Eastern University to Have Only Kin
dergarten Class First
Year

Cambridge, Mass. March 5.-Har-
ward university will start a model
school for children next fall. The
plans. made public, involve the estab-
lishment of a kindergarten class the
first year and the addition Of other
classes in subsequent years. Both
boys and girls will be instructed. The
teaching staff viii be carefully Sc
lected, it is announced. and the board
of management will include the heads
of the university department OF edu-
cation, with Prof. Paul H. Hanus in
direct charge.
Wauwatosa news. [volume] (Wauwatosa, Wis.) 1900-1948, 1914-03-13
Then the Apparatus is in Demand.

A visitor was being shown through
a lid lifting athletic" club. The chief
attraction seemed to be the liquid
gymnastic department. However. there
was cheaply equipped gymnasium
which showed evidences of disuse.
There was dust on the Indian clubs
and cobwebs on the dum5bells.
Don't the members exer use this
equipment?p the visit asked
"Oh, yes, occasionally-when = fight
starts" was the reply.
Wauwatosa news. [volume] (Wauwatosa, Wis.) 1900-1948, 1914-03-13
Rut t4e pidn,t Hlt Hlm.

The Judge-What did you hit this
man with?
Prisoner didn't hit him with any
thing.
The Judge-But look at him. He's
In horrible condition. Surely you
didn't do that with your fists
Prlsoner-No. yer horror. | ketched
I'm by the heels and bumped i'm agen
a brick wall few times. But / didn't
hit him with anything wanst.
Wauwatosa news. [volume] (Wauwatosa, Wis.) 1900-1948, 1914-03-13

A little girl being lost was taken to
the police station where the officers
tried to learn her name At last, after
many vain efforts. one of them asked
her:
Tell me, dear, what names does
your mother call your father?"
"She doesn't call him any name"
the child answered, innocently. She
likes him"
Wauwatosa news. [volume] (Wauwatosa, Wis.) 1900-1948, 1914-03-13
Brilliant Idea.

Young Mother really don't know
why ne cries so.
Bachelor Friend-Perhaps It is his
teeth coming through.
Young Mother-No! He isn't teeth
ing.
Bachelor Friend-Maybe it's his hair
coming through that hurts him!
Wauwatosa news. [volume] (Wauwatosa, Wis.) 1900-1948, 1914-03-13

Stealthily LightFingered Sam
slipped up behind the strolling pedes-
trian.
My doctor said l needed a little
change, didn't he?" he murmured to
himself
And then he took IT,
Wauwatosa news. [volume] (Wauwatosa, Wis.) 1900-1948, 1914-03-13
We Never Did.

They blame US boys for most ev.
erythjng," sai9 little Johnny Jumpup.
but there's one crime that nobody
ever heard of boy committing, and
that is going on a hunger strike
Kansas City Star.
Wauwatosa news. [volume] (Wauwatosa, Wis.) 1900-1948, 1914-03-13

Your father has lot OF very fine
chickens" observed the young man
Has he incubators?" mo" said the
sweet young thing Just home from
boarding school, Il think they're
Plymouth Rocks. Dallas News.
Wauwatosa news. [volume] (Wauwatosa, Wis.) 1900-1948, 1914-03-13
Correction.

MY poor husband got mixed up In
nocently in that shooting ARRAY, and
they brought him home to me half
dead"
No, madam: only half shot"