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The Glenwood post., 1914-06-06
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Cite - TirsA paroA.se.

The skeleton Of . pyGmy at least
tvo hundred thousand years old, just
aAaastAsd near Los Angeles. IL ex-
psctsd to sead long esta blisheA theo-
riss a anthFopOlogical science crash
tAg into the ash heap with other ex-
paoAsA beliefs. and probably prove that
ths Garden q EAea vas in Lower Cali
foraia- Socialists Who have exanineA
ths AAA Of Prank 9. Daxgett, heaA Of
tie California museums research de-
paFt0eat It Exposition park In Los
AAOslss. ses in the bones . cold fact
that shattsss the heretofore ss.srally
aoesSts1 "uncontrovsrtible" Sognas
of scisntists who have tinkereA With
the earth's crust In IN attempt to solve
the riAAls of the universe.
Professor Daggett has been direct
ing force of vorkmen in the La Brsa
asphalt bsAs In their labor oe diggiAg
for extinct animal specimens. TAs
Awarf's skeleton. which 10 only thrss
test two inches long. vas discovered
In IN admlrable state OF perfection
within one hundred yards Of the fash
ionable Wiltshire boulevard.
That . race existed of which mod
ern man knows nothing and which
roamed the American continents agea
before the earliest date assigned to
the most ancient remains dug up by
scientists. 10 the belief of Professor
Daggett and his associates after q
close study Of the pygmy bones and .
comparison of them with other famous
collections.
Il am coahdent," said Professor Dag.
gett. that long before man appeared
In the countries Of the old world q
diminutive race thronged the section
now occupied by Los Angeles and ita
environs. There. l believe. was thu
homo Of the human race. the Garden
OF Eden. I might say.
The moment We uncovered the
skeleton was beside myself with Joy
because in those bones l saw proof ot
my theory that the American cont
nent was peopled prior to the time oi
Adam and the creation ~ referred te
in the Bible. The bones will also
shatter the theory that the Arst people
to inhsbit this continent came from
Asia"
Professor Daggett 10 jealously guard
ing his remarkable find. believing him
self steward acting In the interests
Of the whole world Of science. 30 i'm
portant does he regard his discovery
Very few Of his associates know the
secret Of the skeletons hiding place
the professor believing 1t best to keeI
1t hidden until the state can make
proper provision for guarding 1t while
ON public exhibition.
The Glenwood post., 1914-06-06
GOSSIP AOUR
ONDENES
TNAT MAi' Op At,sY NOT NTfRISE
M H @-@
0Y9Sul
0YHGU1l

Nm. B. Zartmaa and children Of
Eagis spsnt No.day and Tuesday with
Asr nstAsr, Ma StsewA
Mn. Stanp i spsadiag the week
with Ase daughter, Nm. BeRaA, up
Gypsaa eaaoA
NJ. snd Mn. Frank Doll spent Tues
day in EaGis.
n 9saadiAaviaa Ninioaasy secioty
sps.t . very pleasant aad. profitable
aftsz.oea Tuesday at Nrs.C. Land
befg'A
Nm. Strows has finished the cement
walk On the east side Of her property.
Nzs. Spears friends are glad to
hayo Ae1 and little Francis home.
M. Landgrsa spent Tuesday with
NsA La.dgfsa as Glenwsod-
l0nnie Lanagfsa and El,sa Johnson
9saG eao1ay in 0asawssl
Jgeae Nsassa q Dsavse b v1saan1
= ~ 0ssn1G saasa-
The Glenwood post., 1914-06-06
P,sa r.ssss T. A.e,sn. wte,.

II 10 proposed to erect . tablet in
st. Leooard's church. SAoreditch, Lon
doa. England. 10 the memory Of the
HizabsthaA oetoes who are recorded
in the parish registers to have been
buried tAsro. TIE list includes the
following: WIN oeosrs. Hsary vIIrS
3sstse (disA 1891: Richard Taritoa.
o00oa k2i1abstA'o fARoQs clown and
possibly shaksspsars's Yoriek (died
1850; James B1rSass. tAs builder Of
tie nrst EasiisA Playhouse (dieA
1ss7): Richard DafSass, he original
iApsrsoaaeoes oe many Of shake
spearo's characters (diaA lels-1S);
Gabriel BDGaser. william Sly. Rich
ard Cowley and other actoes in the
original and early preauctioas Of
Shakespeare's plays.
The Glenwood post., 1914-06-06
T. J. NEWLIN
Optical Specialist and Lens Expert

fsy fs:ee - ~ = - fA1.Asta OPTICAL osusss TAnaA
SssAr vseA practical sz0ssasaes u 10 ysszs
3et asasH vsa A.o ssea y a.a.assa 80. e nsaa.ae
''Hsw - ras . Aass Beard 1kasdaastsa oSsnsey.'
AT CA1DLN8ILS Grand
rhotogaSA
prtvsss ~ seeaasa
The Glenwood post., 1914-06-06
YOU TAKE NO CHANCES

patient who comes here for glasses takes chances We
successful
factory If
The Glenwood post., 1914-06-06
lsssen From hssessv.

r. Irving Fletcher, at one Of the
Sphinx clubs dinnerS In New York,
began . historical review of adver-
tistng with tie words:
"NoAe unaeestood he value oe I'd.
vert1sing bsttsr tAaa 0aAsoa. San
50 took two ssail es1anns. n ~
suit was tAat - baU1GAk 1sWa -
hoooo."
The Glenwood post., 1914-06-06
Have You Ever Fitted Your Own Eyes?
Over 80 Per Cent Of PesPie Wearing Glasses Have

The ocult
to tell which
FIT YOUR OWN EYES of
] S imply work
The Glenwood post., 1914-06-06
HWGK1DER 1H8 nAfDD
Saturday, Monday and Tuesday
June 6, 8 and 9

Ay uaaA 0s6 tscses ~ asavssA v =
= oAsvs ~ 1nss q 80 0A.ao Z. ~ - H4N alsa .
The Glenwood post., 1914-06-06
HR HEERS
YIQ Motf9 Qlg
Hns4 CHURCH OF

Hn03 CHURCH OF
CHRIST 0CIK13ID3
Sunday school, 10 q L.
Sunday services, II q n.
Wednesday evening service, . p. L.
Reading room spea o. Monday, We'd.
ossaay sad Friday afternoons froa 2
- Z p. -
All are welcome.
1o5 Ninth street.
= = =
0H2I03IAN CHURCH
DseWeaa 1tntA o. and OooDae Ave
10 .. n Bible school Glasses for
Ill ages.
IL q n.-Communion.
- = =
IT. 0ARNA1AH CHURCH
The Glenwood post., 1914-06-06
BUsuGD0 oPFoRfUNITY

Party, either sex, who can fufnish
references and has $1,000 to invest can
become an equal partaer in = business
that will bear the closest investigation.
Inquire Of Editor Of the Post.
The Glenwood post., 1914-06-06

II yea have lest anything Of valus
sdvsstiss IN this PsPss a.A ~ Il bast.
The Glenwood post., 1914-06-06
KAnsas City Omaha
Omaha -Psoria-C Chicago
Omaha ~. Louis
Ntnnsapolis-St. Paul Chicago

Have your nearest agent show you how Burlington
"On Time Service between Denver and St. Louis and
Chicago, be utilized in making up your summer
tour of the East; ask for the Burlington Red Folder,
or. write the undersigned.
q Z. DRU4Y, General Agent, Passenger Department
70l Seventeenth Street. Denver, Coo.
The Glenwood post., 1914-06-06
What Cities
Will You Visit?

attractive excursion
ganothef wil,O of to =
Middle will ticket
reads Burlington, will such choice of Burlington
ofh n Mississippi Valley than
eane via Al o. railroad.
H01fY HCLA19 PA038N01R
f1Aus A FOLLOWING CITIES
AAasas o1VOmAaA
O0ahaFsofso"caSo
0rnahas& Louis
XanaAs chicago Mtnnsapoiss It. Paul Chicago
The Glenwood post., 1914-06-06

olA papsss fee sals It tlis se1sss.
The Glenwood post., 1914-06-06

Mr.. and Nrs George NcFAddea were
given . pleasant surprise Thursda..
eve.iag when Nr. NcFadden , mother.
Mrs T. W. NeFsddea, And sister, Miss
Ruth, aid Mr.. and Hrs. Eph. Burdick
and two children Of Neekef arrived
here On . visit. Mr. MeFadde1 . fatA-
o. il expected 10 reach the city today.
He is making The long overland Jour
ney horseback. They will remain here
until after the strawberry festival.
The Glenwood post., 1914-06-06
ON THE B. F. D.
lBY Mrs. ID. K. Sniler

(By Mrs. d. K. Snider)
Fred Heidel returned from Glen
wood Monday.
Mrs. Earitta and son, Morrell, visit
ed in Glenwood one day last week.
Misses Elsie and Myrtle Smith re-
turned Monday from New Castle whers
they went tor Decoration day.
Mrs. NJ. Snider and daughter, Ruth,
returned Monday from visit with
relatives at Cardiff.
Miss Lucille Smith, daughter of j.
E. Smith, who has been attending
school at Glenwood, returned to her
home last Sunday.
Joe Stevens is visiting his parents,
Mr.. and Mrs. F. o. Stevens.
Mr.. and Mrs. Dominic Duez drove to
Glenwood last Saturday.
Dominic Zullo was in Glenwood last
Saturday looking after business af
fairs.
Several fishermen are along the
creek and come fine speckled beauties
are being caught.
F. o. Stevens and Mrs. Loesch went
to Glenwood Springs one day last
week.
Charlie Leuki has invested in a bug
gy and a driving horse so we may see
Charlie out for ride some of these
sunny days.
Mrs. Harry Cummins left last week
for an extended visit with her parents,
Mr.. and Mrs. VIM. Cram, At Rifle.
School is out and the teachers gone
Things seem lonely for the children.
Mis- Alice Thompson, who has been
tesching in District "a, departed 70.
her homo in Rifle lass Friday.
The Glenwood post., 1914-06-06
sT. BARNABAs CHURCH
oss.sr 1laks Avs. and Nina q.

=. Sunday After the Ascension. -.
1880 .. m.-Hol yCommunion.
10 .. m.-Sunday School.
Sp. m.-Evening prayer.
The eleven O'Clock morning service
will be omitted on account of the High
School graduation services.
The Glenwood post., 1914-06-06
METHODIST CHURCH

10 .. m.-Sunday school.
II =. m.-Regular service. Subject,
Christianity Fearless Religion"
z p. m.-Epworth League.
p. m.-Regular services. Subject.
Glove the Unfailing"
Praise and prayer service Thursday
! st p. m.
GEO F. KLEIN,
Pastor.
= = =
01VEN3H DAY ADVENTIST
oolssaAe Avs., South Of ElsvsatA q.
Sabbath School Saturday. .2:3O p. n.
Bible Study Saturday $3.50 p. m.
Missionary and prayer meeting
Thursday ...............7:45 p. m.
H. G. MILLER,
906 Cooper Ave. Leader.
The Richmond palladium and sun-telegram. [volume] (Richmond, Ind.) 1907-1939, 1914-03-28

Albert Barnard. of Liberty, is the
guest of Fremont Freeman and fam
lily.
Charles Bilheimer and Howard
Whitley went TO Hopewell Thursday
evening, the latter addressing the
farmers and their families of the
neighborhoOd on the subject "Orchard
Culture ard Care of Trees
The entire corps of Cambridge City
teachers Went to Indianapolis Friday
to attend the thirt y-eighth annual
convention Of the Southern Indiana
Teachers association.
w. r. Austill, administrator of the
estate of the late Frank b. Sewers,
will sell at public auction on the prem
Uses in East Germantown, one week
from Tuesday, portion of the per
sonal property.
Mrs. Anna HOlton, of Oak Park.
Ill, is spending some time in the
home of her niece, Mrs. y. H. Ogles-
bee.
quiet home wedding was that of
Miss Goldie Miller and Mr.. Ebert
Williams. of Richmond, at five o'clock
The Richmond palladium and sun-telegram. [volume] (Richmond, Ind.) 1907-1939, 1914-03-28

Thursday evening, at the home Of the
brides mother, Mrs. Emma Miller.
on Dale avenue. Rev. William Holo-
peter of the Methodist church. of
ficiated. only the Immediate members
of the bride Witnessing the ceremony
The bride wore a beautiful white
shadow lace Gown over white SILK
while the Trip to the new home IN
Richmond 1as made in tailored
suit. with hat and gloves to CORES
pond. MIR and Mrs Williams were ac-
companied by Mr.. and Mrs. Charles
Wiker. of Richmond, the latter sis
ter of the bride.
Mrs. John Warren spent Thursday
with Mr.. and Mrs. David Bertsch, OF
Germantown.
Fred Wright, of DePauw. will spend
Sunday at his home in this city.
Born, Wednesday afternoon. into
the home of Mr.. and Mrs. j. w.
! Moore, a nine pound daughter. The
little one has been given the name OF
Jessie Lucille.
An entertainment was given We'd
! nesday afternoon in room No. 4. of the
publis schools. the proceeds to be APP
! piled as payment on the Nictrola,
A number of young men from this
city attended the Kappa fraternity
dance at New Castle Friday evening.
Mr. and Mrs. Vergil Newman and
| family attended the funeral of Mr..
Newmans mother, Mrs. Mary New
man, at Milton this afternoon.
Mrs John c. Billheimer returned
yesterday to her home in PreveIac.
after a week spent with her children
/ Charles Bilheimer and Mrs. \. II
! Ogiesbae.
! Miss Gaynelle Hageman went 10
| New Madison, Ohio, Friday morning
| to remain over Sunday with relatives
! Max Freeman returned today from
! Indianapolis. in which city he has
spent several days with his brother
Ross. and his sister, Mrs. Howard
/ BeesOn.
Rev Mcclure, OF New Castle. will
occupy The pulpit al the Presbyterian
church Sunday morning and evening
The Misses Susie Freeman, Esther
Strawn. Alice Mccartney, Helen FilbN
and Robert Bertsch, John Dora. RALPH
Luddngton and Albert Ohmit "hiked'
to the De Hays sugar camp northwes
of town, Thursday evening.
Ferd Romer was called TO St. Mary:
Ohio, Friday morning by the serious
illness of his father. Barney ROmer
The Richmond palladium and sun-telegram. [volume] (Richmond, Ind.) 1907-1939, 1914-03-28
Notes From COlOred Circles

future the union will prepare a pro-
gra mfor each meeting.
Rev. Henry Rice will be ordained
pastor of the Second Baptist church
Friday evening.
Walter Bass and Horace Crittenden.
of Anderson, were in the city Tuesday
the guests of friends.
LAWYER Richardson spent few
days In Chicago this week On business
Miss Myrtle Baler. Of South Sixth
street, has accepted the position as
correspond ne editor for the Indian
apol.E Ledger.
J. II. Richard son. of Dayton. O., was
the guest of Miss Bessie Burden Sun
day
Mrs. John Baber's condition is much
improved today.
Miss Pansy Alexander, of this city
is visiting friends in Chicago.
The fun: Ui of Mrs Minnie Mani
gan was hello Friday afternoon al
Bethel A. NJ. Z. church, Rev Sampson
officiating
The Richmond palladium and sun-telegram. [volume] (Richmond, Ind.) 1907-1939, 1914-03-28

in his rage he had walked blindly on,
not noticing where they went. Wen
take a taxi and go to some restau-
rant"
Another taxi. But Helen did not
dare protest And when finally they
were seated in an expensive uptown
restaurant, she could only look on I'M
happily. while Warren ordered an ex-
travagant dinner. 1t seemed as
though he was trying to soothe his
wounded vanity by reckless eXpendi-
ture The obsequious attention a
waiter always gives to lavish order
seemed also soothing.
Helen saw his savage frown grad
ually relax under the pacifying effects
of the food and wine. At length she
ventured timidly.
Dear, couldn't we go to the thea
ire after all? Mrs. Stevens said she'd
The Richmond palladium and sun-telegram. [volume] (Richmond, Ind.) 1907-1939, 1914-03-28

that the two other people in the box
were Mr.. and Mrs. Dawson! Fortu-
nately the theatre was so dark that
her Involuntary start and the express
sion Of Warren's face were not no
ticed.
"No-no, We'll sit back here" whs-
pered Helen, refusing to let Mr.. Stew
ems place their chairs in the front of
the box.
Happily it was a long scene, and
Helen had time to regain her poise.
Act as though nothing had hap
pened," she whispered pleadingly to
Warren behind her program.
But he only growled curt "hush."
At last the act was ended and the
lights flared up.
I'm SO glad you could come. -
smiled Mrs. Dawson, turning cordially
The Richmond palladium and sun-telegram. [volume] (Richmond, Ind.) 1907-1939, 1914-03-28
Can You Do Retter7

Chamberlain's Cough Remedy is a
medicine with an established rep,rta-
ton and that is widely esteemed for
its excellence. Can Won do better
than to keep it in your home? Mrs.
i. b. Filler. Vandergrift, Pa, says of
it, II always keep Chamberlain S
Cough Remedy in the house and
consider 1T unequaled for children or
adults. I gave it to my son Boyd for
Group and whooping cough and have
used it myself for bronchitis. The
results have always been highly pleas
ing" For sale by all dealers.
tAdv err semtnt1
The Richmond palladium and sun-telegram. [volume] (Richmond, Ind.) 1907-1939, 1914-03-28

The crown has the round
ed swell of a mans derby. 1t
is banded in tete de negre
MORE ribbon, and its sole
trimming is of camelias in the
brightest shade of red. One
is at the left front, and the
other is perched high at the
back.
This is a particularly good
hat for the simple tailored
and severely plain linen
blouse.
The Richmond palladium and sun-telegram. [volume] (Richmond, Ind.) 1907-1939, 1914-03-28
Chic Chapeaux-New Spring She p2s

With the return of
Spring and Spring bios
SONS, flowers are COM
ing into their own again
for trimmings on hats
and gowns and for a
touch of brightness on
bodice and coat. The
hat whose brim is fairly
massed with blooms has
not been with us for sew
eral seasons, and is
swinging back to us this
year as something new.
These brightly deck
ed chapeaux bring a
touch of brightness to
t h e end-of-th e-season
Winter frocks.
The Richmond palladium and sun-telegram. [volume] (Richmond, Ind.) 1907-1939, 1914-03-28
Miss AIDA Taylor entertained the
q tinna cluh nd thait. frianls o hnr

Miss AIDA Taylor entertained the
Matinee club and their friends at her
home in West Richmond Thursday.
Robert Harding left for West Ba-
den Wednesday, where he has a new
position.
Miss Mabe. Steward. OF Marion, is
the guest Of Mrs. JoAn Collins on
North + street
Mrs Fogtina Carter Gm'.h vii, be at
home to her many friends after April
I, at 1926 Sheridan street
The Ctopian club met with Mrs.
Grace Johnson Wednesday afternoon.
The next meeting vii! be with Mrs.
Effie Bass, OF South Tenth street.
Miss Tina Holsinger left for her
home in Indianapolis Saturday.
Carl Crosby has accepted a position
as pianist at the Arlington cafe
Mrs. Ethel Devinney is GONZALES
cling.
The Citizens Union met Tuesday
evening with quite large attendance.
The program was interesting. In the
The Richmond palladium and sun-telegram. [volume] (Richmond, Ind.) 1907-1939, 1914-03-28
to Helen 1--WE hadn't hOned to see


you before tomorrow evening"
Tomorrow evening"" gasped Helen.
why, yes, you haven't forgotten
you're to dine with us?''
"Oh. no. broke in Warren. heartily.
Were looking forward to that And,
by the way. Dawson; we drove by
your place this evening We We're on
our way uptown to Bohemian club
dinner and thought you and Mrs. Daw-
son might like to join US
Helen bit her lips. and bent lower
over her program.
Warren had always said he stuck
to the truth when he could-as it was
not such a tax on the memory, but
that when it was necessary he could
lie magnificently.' And this was a
sample of his art.
Whose mistake had it been-his or
Mr. DawsOn'S? Helen knew if it had
been Warren's he would probably not
admit it. But, at least the fault was
not hers. for Mr. Dawson had phoned
the invitation to Warren himself For
once something had happened for
which she could not be blamed
The Richmond palladium and sun-telegram. [volume] (Richmond, Ind.) 1907-1939, 1914-03-28

leave the tickets at the box office in
case we could come"
Warren glanced at his watch.
Suppose we might as well go there
as anywhere"
Dear cuoldn't we go to the thea
tre,'' but by this time Helen was re-
signed-a sort of desperate resigna-
ton. They had already spent so much
money this evening-a little more
would not matter.
The tickets, marked with their
name, were at the box office The
curtain was up and the usher led them
through the back of the darkened
house to box at the right of the
stage.
AS they entered Mr.. and Mrs. Stew
ems rose with whispered greetings,
Then, to Helen's horror, she realized
The Richmond palladium and sun-telegram. [volume] (Richmond, Ind.) 1907-1939, 1914-03-28
PILES CURED At HOME By
New ABSORPTION Method.

If you suffer from bleeding. itching, blind
or protuding Piles. send me your address.
and will tell you how to cure yourself at
home by the new absorption treatment: and
will also send some of this home treatment
free for trial, with references from your
own locality if requested. Immediate re-
lief and permanent cure assured. Send no
money. but tell others of this offer. Write
today to Mrs. N, Summers, Box P, Not1e
-DaUe. lad. ~~~----7--
The Richmond palladium and sun-telegram. [volume] (Richmond, Ind.) 1907-1939, 1914-03-28
Prevents Grip-Cures Grip.

Laxative Bromo Quinine removes the
cause. There is only one "Bromo
Ouinine" Look for signature OF r. W.
Grove. 25c.
ADVERTISEMENT
The Richmond palladium and sun-telegram. [volume] (Richmond, Ind.) 1907-1939, 1914-03-28

The Watteau picture and
picturesque hat we show to-
day, in top illustration, is of
white drap de sole faced in
black velvet. 1t is shaped in
a poke point over the fore
head, where it is placed with
a saucy tilt. In the back it
extends far beyond the head
like the popular "Niniche"
shape of the Winter.
The crown is low and
rounded, and the brim is
The Richmond palladium and sun-telegram. [volume] (Richmond, Ind.) 1907-1939, 1914-03-28

Every twenty-four hours there is
poured into the Harlem river $4,000
600 gallons. into the North river. 1872
600 600 gallons and into the East river
PEA ,000,000 gallons of sewage.
The Richmond palladium and sun-telegram. [volume] (Richmond, Ind.) 1907-1939, 1914-03-28
MY DOCTOR
MIGHTY fine
Mrs. Hattie Cain of CarrsvilIe
Thinks all the More of Her
Doctor Since He Advised
Her TO Take Cardui.

-Carrsville, Ky-''My DOCTOR" writes
Mrs. Hattie Cain, who advised me to
take Cardui, for my troubles. is mighty
fine doctor, and | say God bless Cardui
and the people who make it.
Before took Cardui, | suffered with
female troubles for sixteen years.
would have to send for a doctor every
three month, and OH. how dreadfuty
suffered
al would cramp and have commissions
and it looked like | would die. At last !
took Cardui and OIL what surprised ]
found it was the medicine for mel
"Frorn the first bottle, began to mend
ard now arm well. can do more work,
can walk and go where please and it
don't hurt me, and owe ii all 10 Cardui."
Cdrjui helps sick women back to
health. II has been doing this for ovce
SO years. Il is not 4 laxative, OR heart
or kidney medicine-it is a woulan's
medicine.
II you are a woman, try it.
N. P.-Wri,e 70: LADIES' Advisory Dept. Chats.
nooga ht"ticIne Co >--t;l1Oo2-, e.. for Special
distinctions ard es-r: boil. Home Treatment
tor Worlea sr7t y "~N-, "a request j,
The Richmond palladium and sun-telegram. [volume] (Richmond, Ind.) 1907-1939, 1914-03-28

massed in yellow-centered
Water-lilies.
Small, smaller, smallest are
the hats of this season. But
the tinp chapeaux Of today
have the becomingness and
charm of the big picture hats
of other years. Our little
model of tetc de negre straw
in the bottom picture is set
low with tilt to the right,
and very becoming it is with
the new cOiffure.
The Richmond palladium and sun-telegram. [volume] (Richmond, Ind.) 1907-1939, 1914-03-28
CAMBRIDGE CITY

Albert Barnard, of Liberty, is the
quest of Fremont Freeman and fam
The Prescott daily news., 1914-05-23

There was big attendance at the graduating exercises of the Grammar School at the High School Auditorium last evening and everyone present were loud in their praise of the pro- gram rendered by the young ladies and gentlemen. There were 30 graduates from our Grammar School this term and B honor diplomas were awarded
 The musical number, both vocal and instrumental, rendered were fine and the other numbers on the program were highly enjoyed. Mr. H. E. Rouse awarded the diplomas and delivered quite an interesting talk to the class.
The Prescott daily news., 1914-05-23
THERE WITH AN EXPLANATION
One Suspects That Bald-Headed Bar Der Had Been in That Tight
 Situation Before.

A western senator complimented an actor on his fine head of hair and said he would like to know the ac tors secret
 Smoothing his glossy locks, the ac tor replied:
 The secret of a good head of hear is still unknown. The number of bald headed barbers one sees is proof of this, because bald head is serious drawback to a barber's trade. How many bald barbers, offering hair growers to customers, are asked why they don't use the tonic themselves"
 Laughing, the actor continued:
 q know a bald barber in New York, though, who has a ready, if not altogether convincing, answer for questions of that sort.
 "A friend of mine, on being offered a bottle of tonic one day at this fel. lows shop, exclaimed:
 What a nerve you have, So bald yourself, yet recommending a hair tonic!
 'Ah,' the barber replied, it is or my assistant whose fine head of hair you see, that we use the hair tonic. l. on the other hand, am experimenting with a new depilatory cream. Just LOOK at my skull-smooth as a bill. Hard ballr"