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Mansfield mirror. (Mansfield, Wright County, Mo.) 1908-1957, 1914-04-23
DIZZY, HEADACHY,
SICK, "CASCARETS'
Gently cleanse your liver and
sluggish bowels while
you sleep.
Get q 10-cent box

Sick headache, biliousness. dizzi-
ness. coated tongue, foul taste and foul
breath-always trace them to torpid
liver; delayed, fermenting food in the
bowels or sour. gassy stomach.
Poisonous matter clogged in the In.
%testines. instead Of being cast out
OF the system is re-absorbed into the
blood. When this poison reaches the
delicate brain tissue 1t causes con-
gestion and that dull, throbbing, sick.
ening headache.
Cascarets Immediately cleanse the
stomach, remove the sour, undigested
food and foul gases. take the excess
bile from the liver and carry out all
the constipated waste matter and
poisons in the bowels.
A C%ascaret tonight will surely
st%raighten you out by morning. They
work while you eleep-a 10-cent box
from your druggist means your head
clear. stomach sweet and your liver
and bowels regular for months. ADV.
Mansfield mirror. (Mansfield, Wright County, Mo.) 1908-1957, 1914-04-23
Trials of Life In a Small Town.

81 suppose you find it a little diff.
cult to become accustomed to life in
a small town, after having lived so
long in a large CITY,"
"Oh, dear, yes, 1t is very hard. |
fear l never shall be able to feel at
home here. When my little boy caught
the whooping cough every woman liv.
ing in our block knew about it and
recommended something"
Mansfield mirror. (Mansfield, Wright County, Mo.) 1908-1957, 1914-04-23
FALLING HAIR MEANS
DANDRUFF IS ACTIVE
Save Your Hair! Get a rs Cent Bottle
of Danderine Right Now-AIso
Stops Itching Scalp.

Thin, brittle, co%lorless and scraggy
hair Is mute evidence of a neglected
scalp; of dandruff-that awful scurf.
There is nothing so destructive to
the hair as dandruff. 1t robs the hair
of its luster, its strength and its very
life; eventually producing a feverish-
ness and itching of the scalp, which
If not remedied causes the hair roots
to shrink, loosen and die-then the
hair falls out fast. A little Danderine
tonight-now-any time-will surely
a v your hair.
Get a rs cent bottle of Knowlton's
Danderine from any store, and after
the first application your hair will
take on that life, luster and luxuriance
which is SO beautiful. 1t will become
wavy and fluffy and have the appear
ance of abundance; an Incompatible
gloss and softness, but what will
please you most will be after just a
few weeks use, when you will actual
ly see a lot Of fine, downy hair-new
hair-growing all over the scalp. ADV.
Cow pn~rIo N-n fN nrrinf nyI ND
Mansfield mirror. (Mansfield, Wright County, Mo.) 1908-1957, 1914-04-23

"Confound it," exclaimed the insur.
gent general.
1t was evident that he was provoked.
Whats the matter, old man." asked
one of the war correspondents.
We'll have to fight yesterdays bat
tie all over again, and, Just as likely
as not we will get licked next time.
The moving picture people say their
films were ruined by being, accident.
ally dropped in the mud"
Mansfield mirror. (Mansfield, Wright County, Mo.) 1908-1957, 1914-04-23

species has justified its name OF Eng
lish or British oak. though its native
range is from Norway and Russia on
the north to Sicily on the south and
away to the Caucasus in Asia. Some
giant veterans are still standing in
England. notably the "Newland" oak,
having a trunk diameter at fve feet
above the ground Of more than 10
feet
Mansfield mirror. (Mansfield, Wright County, Mo.) 1908-1957, 1914-04-23

And now It Is asserted by a Euro
pean that steam heat mars the beauty
OF American But let him con
slider how beautiful they are in spite
OF steam heat, and let him be grateful
for steam heat. without which their
beauty undoubtedly would drive all
the Europeans crazy.
Mansfield mirror. (Mansfield, Wright County, Mo.) 1908-1957, 1914-04-23
Writes Novel at Ninety.

Longevity and industry seem to be
characteristic Of English women nov
elists. Mrs. Katherine Macquoid has
celebrated her ninetieth birthday and
is writing her sixty-fourth novel.
There is not only Mrs. Macquoid writ
ing away at ninety, but Miss Braddon,
also over eighty years of age, and as
busy today as she was when she made
her name with Lady Audley's
Secret"
Mansfield mirror. (Mansfield, Wright County, Mo.) 1908-1957, 1914-04-23

chance of getting 1t back;
1t Is useless TO warn or advise thein'
Fol the wise nan by whom they are
checked
Is hated as one who denies them
The triumphs they vainly expect.
They'll regard you with cunning suspi-
cion
II your plan is a feasible one:
If you offer a fair proposition
They will cling to their purses and run;
But II you'd get rich In a hurry
Propose some ridiculous scheme:
The crowd will be cager-don't worry
No matter how punk" II may seem.
Mansfield mirror. (Mansfield, Wright County, Mo.) 1908-1957, 1914-04-23

An eastern doctor says that more
married people than single people go
insane. That proves nothing against
marriage, for insanity as a rule does
not develop in the young, and the vast
majority Of people who reach maturity
marry. Often 1t happens that because
there are obstacles to their marriage
people go insane.
Mansfield mirror. (Mansfield, Wright County, Mo.) 1908-1957, 1914-04-23
A Musical Discord.

do you know" said the wearied
damsel, that you play a great deal
like Joseph Hofmann?"
Really! Aren't you joking?" said
the sad specimen.
Not at all. You both use your
hands."-Dartmouth Jack o. Lantern.
Mansfield mirror. (Mansfield, Wright County, Mo.) 1908-1957, 1914-04-23

The circus performance was ont
and each had a tailhold on a calf and
was running round when the small
boy OF the depot came %trotting up
with his eyes bullying out.
Hello, hub. does your mother know
you're out?"
Yes, and somebody knows you're
out, too" he replied.
What do you meant"
Why, n guy with n kodak has been
follerin' you for the last hour and
maxim snap-shotsl"
oh. Kitty"
oh, Bessie!"
boy, why didn't you come and tell
us %sooner!"
Il wanted to, but the Teller said he'd
knock my eyebrow of II l did"
Where is he now?"
The last l saw Of him he was 60
ing down to them willers by the
creek"
How many shots did he take?"
"More'n 20! He began when you
sat on the fence sassin' the bull"
Did he say what he was going to
do with the photographer
Il guess they are for the movies!"
My stars. Kitty" walled Miss Bes-
sic, but just think OF 1t! My folks
will surely turn me out doors!"
Il an thinking Of II. Boy. do you
know what a hero is?"
"Yes'm, Buffalo Bill is one"
Will you be a hero for SO cents?"
Sure. Mike!"
Then lead the way down to the will
lows. II the man is there the three OF
us will pitch into him and destroy his
kodak and plates. He shall not get
away with them! Lead on. young
hero!"
AS they broke through the fringe OF
willows into an open space they came
upon a young man seated on the
grass with his kodak and other things
lying about In his hand he held a
large grasshopper and was studying
him through a microscope. He had
barely raised his hand when the boy
hero cried out:
Ills the villain! Charge him."
Mr.. Burt Allen vas charged. His
kodak was kicked sky-high and his
plates scattered over the grass.
"Whoop!" shouted the hero.
"There!" gasped both girls in
chorus.
Young ladies'" said the kodak man
q @ he rnSA anI liftnd hia hot tnprmtt
me to introduce myself as Mr.. Burt
Allen, naturalist, and connected with
Yale college. At the same time may
l have the honor of asking the
of this violent attack upon my prop
erty?"
You have been following and spy
ing upon u.s." answered Miss Kitty.
Il pledge you my word that l did not
know you were afield until a moment
ago."
And you have not taken snapshots
Of us?"
Upon my word, mo-! The films are
all of birds and insects to be en-
larged. What gave you such a wrong
idea?"
Why, the boy here said"
The boy started to make a sneak,
but was collared by Miss Kitty.
What did he say?" asked Mr..
Allen.
That you had followed us for owe
two hours, making snapshots for the
movies"
"rTha yoppo Iiar-v
The hold on the young hero's col
lar was transferred to his strong fin
gers and there was about to be a Wig
orous shake-up when there was a wall
and a sob, and the lad cried out:
Il lied about it,"
But why?"
"Be-because / wanted to earn the
money!"
Ibid I even see the young ladies?"
mol"
did / see you?"
Could Cupid have found any better
foundation to build a romance and
something better ON If he had looked
around for a year?
Which one?
1t was Miss Bessie who wrote to
Miss Kitty some months later:
you are a pig! l wanted him for
myself"
Copyright. 1914. by the Mcclure News
paper Syndicate.)
Mansfield mirror. (Mansfield, Wright County, Mo.) 1908-1957, 1914-04-23
Goinu Too Far.

She's isn't pretty. but Perdy went
entirely too far"
Wouldn't kiss her under the mistle.
toe, eh?"
Worse than that. Swiped their
mistletoe and took it next door. where
there is a prettier girl"
Mansfield mirror. (Mansfield, Wright County, Mo.) 1908-1957, 1914-04-23
Quite Evident,

81 cannot imagine" said the fair
maid to her nervous visitor, why you
are SO uneasy"
And yet" murmured the caller,
with his eye on the door, the case
is a parent"
Mansfield mirror. (Mansfield, Wright County, Mo.) 1908-1957, 1914-04-23
Where He Had to Stop,

She's a beautiful little girl, old man,
and you have a right to be very proud
of her; but why in the world did you
call her Susan?"
Because my mothers name is Jane.
That's as far as my wife would permit
me to 60"
Mansfield mirror. (Mansfield, Wright County, Mo.) 1908-1957, 1914-04-23
Patience.

PA, was Job the most patient man
in the world?"
mo. We haven't any evidence that
he ever trained a dog to walk up a
ladder on his hind feet or that he ever
succeeded in balancing a feather on
his nose"
Mansfield mirror. (Mansfield, Wright County, Mo.) 1908-1957, 1914-04-23
Odd Coincidence.

Artist-Your wife has such a mo-
bile face.
Husband-That's queer. We've only
Just got one.
Mansfield mirror. (Mansfield, Wright County, Mo.) 1908-1957, 1914-04-23
Friendly Candor.
Is he a friend of yours?'

rs he a friend OF yours?"
well, he seems to think he is. He
never meets me without feeling that
1t is his duty to tell me something that
will leave me unhappy for the rest of
the day."
Mansfield mirror. (Mansfield, Wright County, Mo.) 1908-1957, 1914-04-23
Certainly Tryjnu,

Don't you sometimes find 1t awfully
trying to have a poet in the family"
Yes. He simply ruins the curtains
with the smoke from his strong pipe"
Mansfield mirror. (Mansfield, Wright County, Mo.) 1908-1957, 1914-04-23
ALWAYS READY
zobe CHEATED

II you wish TO get
rich in n hurry
Invent some ridi-
culous scheme
T. o woodworking
people - d o n I
worry,
No matter how
poor 1t m a y
seem:
Promise something
for nothing: the
palmer
1t Is that your
plan Is a fake
The surer that
you'll be the
gamer,
The surer h o
thing Is to take.
II would be most
d~eliciously fun
ny,
II 1t weren't so
tragic. alack!
To watch people
handing in mon
ey
Wbara there's no
Mansfield mirror. (Mansfield, Wright County, Mo.) 1908-1957, 1914-04-23

Every woman who has a son hopes
he will remain a bachelor, so little
faith has she in the rest Of the mem
bers of her sex.
Mansfield mirror. (Mansfield, Wright County, Mo.) 1908-1957, 1914-04-23
She Non.

Miss Passee was sitting on Mr..
Spoonleigh's knee last night. Is she
still in the race for a husband?"
Yes, but l guess this will be her
last lap"
Mansfield mirror. (Mansfield, Wright County, Mo.) 1908-1957, 1914-04-23
EaiIInu,

"Ah, yes" sighed Silas; "in my
younger days l was considered a boss
speller, but now that ] have lost so
many teeth have to consult the die
tionary every time | write"
Mansfield mirror. (Mansfield, Wright County, Mo.) 1908-1957, 1914-04-23

Jerusalem is to have a street car
line. Now all that It needs Is a NOV.
ing picture show 10 be right up In line
with twentieth century civilization.
Mansfield mirror. (Mansfield, Wright County, Mo.) 1908-1957, 1914-04-23

The man who would not trust any.
body else gives himself a poor recon-.
mendation.
Mansfield mirror. (Mansfield, Wright County, Mo.) 1908-1957, 1914-04-23

1t is always hard for an invalid to
stick to his diet when he is dining al
the expense Of somebody else.
Mansfield mirror. (Mansfield, Wright County, Mo.) 1908-1957, 1914-04-23

DR.. Pierce's Pellets, small, sugar-coated,
easy to take as candy, regulate and invig.
crate stomach, liver and bowels and cure
constipation. Adv.
Mansfield mirror. (Mansfield, Wright County, Mo.) 1908-1957, 1914-04-23

To some women life is nothing but
going from one style to another.
Mansfield mirror. (Mansfield, Wright County, Mo.) 1908-1957, 1914-04-23
CANDID OPINION.

There are many people who are so
constituted physically that they could
mo- use food for thought II they were
supplied with it.
Mansfield mirror. (Mansfield, Wright County, Mo.) 1908-1957, 1914-04-23

Some men wait for things to turn
up, and some others turn them up
while they wait.
Mansfield mirror. (Mansfield, Wright County, Mo.) 1908-1957, 1914-04-23
His Speciality.

Cupid is no doctor Of philosophy"
Perhaps not, but he can take in
any number of bachelors of art"
Mansfield mirror. (Mansfield, Wright County, Mo.) 1908-1957, 1914-04-23

Some women fade quickly, being at
their best no longer than a warship.
Mansfield mirror. (Mansfield, Wright County, Mo.) 1908-1957, 1914-04-23
NOT WHOLLY ~PRAIsEWoRTHY.

my h u S b a n d
never drinks, nor
swears, nor uses
tobacco in any
form"
But ! saw him
picking his teeth
in a street car the
other day."
Mansfield mirror. (Mansfield, Wright County, Mo.) 1908-1957, 1914-04-23

A food for sore lungs. Deans Mentholated
Cough Drops. Cure coughs, by relieving
the soreness-5c at Drug Stores.
Mansfield mirror. (Mansfield, Wright County, Mo.) 1908-1957, 1914-04-23

Babies can't say what they think
while cutting teeth. Lucky, isn't 1t?
Mansfield mirror. (Mansfield, Wright County, Mo.) 1908-1957, 1914-04-23

Quite So.
There's nothing to order here but
soft drinks"
Isn't that hard luck?"
Mansfield mirror. (Mansfield, Wright County, Mo.) 1908-1957, 1914-04-23

Many a ~so-called opportunity is
merely an optical illusion.
Mansfield mirror. (Mansfield, Wright County, Mo.) 1908-1957, 1914-04-23

Some people come to grief and some
wait for it to overtake them.
Honolulu star-bulletin. [volume] (Honolulu [Oahu, Hawaii]) 1912-2010, 1914-03-14
JACK London WILLING IORUNFOR
PRESIDENCY AS PROHIBIDONIST

you may run across an American in
the man who comes up to touch you
for a dime, or the woman who comes
to solicit But Americans in New
York now are always outside out.
side, and in the cold,
Speaking of New York, do you re,
member the story about Burns, the
English labor leader, and Chicago
When he arrived a reporter asked him
what he thought Of Chicago. It's a
pocket edition of hell" said Burns
The story went all around. Several
months later, when Burns was board,
ing a steamer to return to England
some member of the Chicago chamber
of commerce asked him if he had not
amended his opinion H..
81 have, said Burns. Hell is a
pocket edition OF Chicago"
Its California for mine. But
stay here for the climate-not for the
people. I'm the only one of the Cali
fornia writer's to make good and stay
in California. And, of course, here
am one of those prophets without
honor"
Honolulu star-bulletin. [volume] (Honolulu [Oahu, Hawaii]) 1912-2010, 1914-03-14
TRAVELLER SAYS
TOURISTS should
STOP in HAWAII
fey FRED GRUMPY.

Especial star Bulletin CorrespondenceI
From "A Trip to Australia. BY a
Plain Man"
"As a sightseeing trip the jour
uey 10 Australia is fairly pleasnrable
IL one is determined TO endure many
discomforts with smile. The run
from San Francisco to Tahiti is the
longest and most tiresome, requiring
about Is days. All that Is TO be seen
during that time Is SKY, sea and fly
ing fish. The mountains OF Tahiti are
a more than welcome sight TO the sea-
weary tourist The natural beauty OF
tie island is great, but one Is so de-
lighted to set his feet on solid land
that he feels like he had found yer-
liable Eden. In all the South Sea
islands, and throughout New Zealand
and Australia the tremendous force
+, OF the ancient volcano and earthquake
are seen on every hand. To the
stranger they are wonderful. Aside
from these things and the remarkable
natives, there is not much to be seen
that cannot be seen In even more won.
derful form in our own country. Prob
ably in the near future much larger,
faster and more comfortable steam
ers will be used in the Australian SER
vice, and the annoying inspection
rules now prevailing greatly modified.
The trip will then become fairly
pleasant one for those who wish to
entirely escape the rigors of our win
ter season. Until these changes are
made, | would not advise any one to
take IL, unless he is looking for try
Ing discomforts.
"A majority OF those making this
| trip return by way of Honolulu. When
this point is reached one may well
stop and rest a few weeks. He Is
again under the Stars and Stripes and
feels at home. The scenery on the
Hawaiians is well worth seeing. The
climate is delightful, and at Honolulu
all the comforts to be obtained any
where can be obtained at prices that
are not extremely high. But here,
| find, the steamer agents play few
tricks that are vain" In purchasing
ticket at Frisco for Australia and
return via Honolulu / was positively
assured by the agent that 1t would be
accepted In full payment Tor return
passage to San Francisco from Homo
lulu. Here the mild-mannered agents
informed me that would have to
come across with $3.50 more in order
to reach Frisco. This little contribu-
! ton, they declared was for super-ex.
ira accommodations which my Frisco
ticket did not provide for. would
advise those purchasing tickets al
Frisco for passage to Australia and re
turn via Honolulu to procure with
Honolulu star-bulletin. [volume] (Honolulu [Oahu, Hawaii]) 1912-2010, 1914-03-14
EMPIRE THEATER

The feature picture offered at the
Empire theater for the afternoon and
evening performance today will be a
two-reeled photo play of strong plot
and Astounding in action with a dis
tinct flavor of the far west. The
Tragedy Of Big Eagle Mine" is one of
the late releases from foremost pro-
ducing company on the Pacific coast.
The story told by the camera is dra-
matte with many startling situations.
Comedy films are plentifully inter
spersed at the week end bill at the
Empire. Just Kids" is predicted to
take one back to days OF childhood,
and as farce is well up to the stand
ard.
The unfolding of the story as de-
picted in the picture entitled THE
Lions Bride" is declared a masterful
piece of work and makes a strong
appeal to those seeking the sensation.
al along the line of motion photog.
raphy.
George Spaulding's delegation of
merrymakers who are holding forth
at the Biiou are perfecting themselves
in the Substituting musical comedy,
The Man Who Looks Like Me- A
host of pleasing songs and dances are
introduced in the skit which will be
offered patrons of that house begin.
ming next Monday evening.
Honolulu star-bulletin. [volume] (Honolulu [Oahu, Hawaii]) 1912-2010, 1914-03-14
Also, He Would Accept Nation
al Secretaryship of Socialist
Party If Requested
[By Latest Main

SAN FRANCISCO - Jack London
announces that he viii accept the pro-
hibition nomination for president OF
the United States If it is rendered
him. -----.
Eastern prohibitionists feel that
London's name would be big factor
in their campaign since the wide
spread popularity of his John Bar.
leycorn," Charles Terry White, prom.
inent prohibitionist of Chicago, de-
clares that the party is seriously con.
sidering the California novelist as
their standard bearer
! "Of course I'll accept the prohibit
ton nomination il they want me. Why
net? ! also have been mentioned for
national secretary of the socialist par
ty. I'll accept that too. I'll accept
them all, why not?"
London has just returned from a
trip to New York, where he went to
protect his moving picture interests
which he did
Ever notice bunch of chickens
being fed?" commented London. "One
Of them grabs piece of meat and
away he goes with it. All the others
start after him. Well, / grabbed a
good chunk of meat called moving pic.
lures, and every other chicken in the
United States was after me- l got
away with it, all right. But / had
to run like the devil"
''Yes, I'm bound to the moving-pic
ture business for life. It's like matri.
mony. All ! possess, dear moving pic.
ture business, is yours. No, I'm not
going to write any original scenarios,
nor anything just for moving picture
use alone. But everything that have
written or may write-noyels or short
stories-is contracted for by the com,
pany with which / am connected
Bosworth is in the north now, filming
some of my Alaska stories. expect
to make In the neighborhood of $500,
900 out of the movies in the next two
years. Pretty good chunk of meat
Yes: but don't know whether you
better tell about it or not. Perhaps
it's an indiscreet statement All the
relatives of all the men / ever bunk
ed down with, all over the world, will
be on my trail
New York? New York is getting
less and, less American. Every time
go there notice it. This time il
struck me that about the only place
in New York where you can find an
American now is outside a theater-
outside half-past eight and
eleven. II you staid out there, then
/
Honolulu star-bulletin. [volume] (Honolulu [Oahu, Hawaii]) 1912-2010, 1914-03-14
go HOME said
VOICE And man
LEFT HOSPITAL
- go homet"

The Spanish man. one of the 'un-
employed" who was receiving treat
ment in one of the wards at the
Queens hospital, after having paid
no heed to a Rapid Transit con-
ductor's warning not TO get Of
the car backward. sat up in his cot
and listened as the two words floated
down the corridor to him. He never
had been in hospital before and the
continual stiffness OF the place fright
ened him Seeking information, he
turned to his Porto Rican friend who
occupied the adjoining cot. - .-..>
What was THAR he inquired. And
the Porto Riean friend answered:
They said go hcme' Maybe they
mean you. You'd better go home"
And, as there were no Whitehead
nurses in the immediate vicinity, the
Spaniard arose from his cot, donned
his clothes and stole from the big
hospital building. Out on the road he
hailed passing hack. Then, with so
cents which it is said the Spanish
consul had given him to buy food
some time before. he enjoyed the lux
ury of ride home.
Spencer Dowen, manager of the As
sociated Charities, stopped work for
few moments this morning to re-
late the foregoing story. 1t Is an ex-
ample, he said, of the many problems
of the unemployed which the charities
now is striving to sclve. The chart
ties explained Mr.. Bowen, had consid-
cradle trouble in persuading the
Spaniard &c go to the hospital, but the
most distress. ng part of it came when,
after the association considered its
troubles over, the man picked up his
belongings and left. thinking. as his
Porto Rican friend had told him, that
he was to ego home" and go at
once. The hospitai authorities report
ed that the Spaniard had left without
permission, and expressed willing
ness to help bring him back. And 1t
took lot of persuasion to get the
Spaniard to return to his cot in the
ward.
In connection with this story, Mr..
Bowen pointed out that the Spanish of
Honolulu now are doing everything
possible to help those countrymen
who are out of work and who, in
IilduI CdSOo, ndNC ldUlAltCo anu
little or no funds. One man, he said,
who has wife and six children, re-
Gently rented a house consisting of
five rooms and q lean-to, and took in
a man and his wife and four children.
He then proceeding to take in others
until now Is persons are occupying
the house The conditions, says Mr..
Bowen. are not what might be called
perfect, and he intends taking steps
to see If the situation cannot be re-
lieved.
The people now occupying the
house are receiving the special atten'
ton of the charities and. as Mr. Bow
en- said. the organization believes that
it can secure employment for those
who are able to go to work.
This incident goes to show how
eager the Spanish are to help one an.
other" said the Manager. AT pres
ent there is little apparent relief In
the employment situation, but the as
ISOLATION thus far has been able tc
place several persons each day"
| On account of the increased work oil
| the charities, at the first of the month
the present Office will be moved tc
the more spacious quarters on Alakea
street formerly occupied by DR. w. G
Hobby