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The Tacoma times. [volume] (Tacoma, Wash.) 1903-1949, 1914-03-17
DON'T SCOLD AN
IRRITABLE CHILD
II little tongue Is coated, surely
give "California Syrup
of Figs"

Mother! Your child isn't nat
urslly cross and peevish. See II
tongue is coated; this is a sure
sign Its little stomach, liver and
bowels need cleansing at once.
When listless, pale, feverish.
full of cold, breath bad, threat
sore, doesn't eat, sleep or act nat
urally, has stomach-ache, diar-
rhoea, remember, a gentle liver
and bowel cleansing should al
ways be the first treatment given.
Nothing equals California
Syrup of Figs" for children's ills;
give q teaspoonful, and In a few
hours all the foul waste, sour bile
and fermenting food which is
clogged in the bowels passes out
of the system. and you have q
well and playful child again. All
children love this harmless, de-
licious fruit LAXATIVE" and 1t
never fails to effect a good "in-
side" cleansing. Directions for
babies, children of all ages and
grown-ups are plainly on the bot
tie.
Keep 1t handy in your home.
A little given today saves sick
child tomorrow, but get the gen.
uine. Ask your druggist for a
50-cent bottle of California
Syrup of Figs" then look and
see that 1t is made by the Cali
fornia, Fig Syrup Company"
Counterfeits are being sold here.
Don't be fooledl
The Tacoma times. [volume] (Tacoma, Wash.) 1903-1949, 1914-03-17

I. H. Robb and r. D. Lyle spoke
before the Bismarck improvement
club last night for the port district
campaign. DR.. Hoyt said It was
intended to issue bonds to go into
big improvement on the tideflats.
II the people vote for the port dis
trict. A. r. Titlow said he was
for the port district plan this time,
but had been against 1t before.
First Ward Progressive club
will meet at the home of Govnor
Teats this evening and will be en-
tertained by pictures Of the Pana-
ma canal.
Local democrats will have a
feast week from Saturday to dis
cuss the port district. speakers to
be heard on both sides.
The Tacoma times. [volume] (Tacoma, Wash.) 1903-1949, 1914-03-17

the causes of the celebration.
During the evening toasts were
responded to by Governor Lister.
Mayor Seymour, William Murray,
John r. Boyle, John Leo, e. ].
Walsh, Alexander Drummond, p.
r. Keith, Wesley Lloyd and John
Arthur. Miss Margaret McAvoy
gave several beautiful selections
on the harp, and a number of Irish
songs were sung by q quartet com.
posed of p. r. Keith, John j.
Jones, Charles Wuest and William
Murray.
Tonight the Irish of Tacoma
will gather at the st. Leo's audi
forum, where a notable cast OF
local performers will present the
famous play, General John Re-
gan" Among the actors are Cyril
j. Fairhurst, Sydney ]. Dwyer, ].
Prendergast, James v. Linden,
Leo f. McGrael, Patrick Owens,
Bryan Linane, Clarence Curren,
Austin NJ. Morris, Leo Hartnett,
]. j. German, Miss Mary Linane,
Mrs. Leo Hartnett and Miss Mar
garet McDonougb. !.
ssSWan,, ads. tx WOrdk r fimea
The Tacoma times. [volume] (Tacoma, Wash.) 1903-1949, 1914-03-17
Used Pet Name

OREGON CITY, March IL
Fifty-eight years after he had last
seen his sister, John w. Thomp-
son of this place called her by a
pet name which he had given her
when they were children togeth-
er, just in time to prevent her or
dering him away from the home
on suspicion of being a peddler.
This occurred at Somersworth, N.
H., where the sister, Mrs. B. F.
Hanson, resides.
The Tacoma times. [volume] (Tacoma, Wash.) 1903-1949, 1914-03-17
WHAT'S DOING
POLITICS

r. A. b. Young, Dudley Eshel-
man, H. Il. Knatvold and A. l..
Thorn all told the people at Sun
set Improvement club meeting last
night what they purposed to do II
elected in the coming election as
city commissioners. Rev. G. w. r.
Stoever, candidate for mayor,
made Q short speech.
L. G. Parks spoke for the port
district scheme and Captain Frank
Andrews spoke for his candidacy
for post district commissioner.
August Einhaus and A. M. Par
sons filed their petitions of nomi-
nation for councilmen with the
city clerk yesterday.
DR.. r. v. Hoyt, A. r. Titlow,
The Tacoma times. [volume] (Tacoma, Wash.) 1903-1949, 1914-03-17
Peace Signing Fest
On Bryan'S Natal Day

peace treaties with the three re-
publics of Argentine, Brazil and
Chile. All of these countries have
signified their willingness and de-
tails for the signing were about
completed today.
The Tacoma times. [volume] (Tacoma, Wash.) 1903-1949, 1914-03-17

Mortality statistics for Ta-
the f Following funeral directors:
Hoska- Buckiey-King Co., 7s0
st. Helens.
G. c. Mellinger Co.. SO Taco
ma av.
c. o. Lynn Co.. s1o-1a Taco
ma av.
Geo. W. Piper, 5433 Union av.
c. Oscar Storlie q Co.. 5034
Union av.
L. M. Gaffney, 1910 Tacoma av.
Cassidy q Allen. lilo 12tn st.
The Tacoma times. [volume] (Tacoma, Wash.) 1903-1949, 1914-03-17

WASHINGTON, d. c., Mar. IT.
Secretary Bryan is planning to
make his fifty-fourth birthday
Thursday, one of the most sig
nificant he has ever celebrated.
He expects to sign on that day
The Tacoma times. [volume] (Tacoma, Wash.) 1903-1949, 1914-03-17

Self raising bread tomorrow
Duenwald's 313 So. 18th.
Advertisement"
The Tacoma times. [volume] (Tacoma, Wash.) 1903-1949, 1914-03-17

c. M. Scott, former banker of
Sunnyside, got one to 20 years
in the pen for forgery at North
Yakima.
The Tacoma times. [volume] (Tacoma, Wash.) 1903-1949, 1914-03-17

City civil service board Is
planning examinations for
clerks, policemen and fire.
men.
The Tacoma times. [volume] (Tacoma, Wash.) 1903-1949, 1914-03-17
You'll Find ID
= It Here !.

SUBSCRIPTION RATES.
! cent a copy.
&c on newstands and trains
30 cents a month by carrier
BY mall
One month, 35 cents.
Three months. 800.
Six months, $3.50.
One year, 1926.
The Tacoma times. [volume] (Tacoma, Wash.) 1903-1949, 1914-03-17

Thermometer was &C, the high
est in history for the date, yes
terday at Philadelphia, and sos
at San Francisco. also breaking
the hot record. ~
The Tacoma times. [volume] (Tacoma, Wash.) 1903-1949, 1914-03-17
George ID. Osborn was
elected president of Puyallup
Commercial club.

Judge Cushman says P. c. Cor
don, a discharged employee Of
Stone-W ebster in Seattle, had a
perfect right to sit on jury
which awarded Anna Smith dam
ages for injuries on the Inter-
urban electric and there was no
reason for prejudice against the
company for he got better job
after leaving them.
The Tacoma times. [volume] (Tacoma, Wash.) 1903-1949, 1914-03-17

The public is invited to attend
the banquet to ministers by the
Forest Congregational Brother
hood tonight.
The Tacoma times. [volume] (Tacoma, Wash.) 1903-1949, 1914-03-17

All You Bow, ordered deported
by Judge Cushman Monday, will
appeal to the circuit court of APP
peals.
The Tacoma times. [volume] (Tacoma, Wash.) 1903-1949, 1914-03-17

The Moose lodge Monday
bought three lots for $15,-
900 at the corner of 18th
and II streets, and will build
q $4,000 club house.
The Tacoma times. [volume] (Tacoma, Wash.) 1903-1949, 1914-03-17
Mccormack Bros.
"The Store That Saves You Money"

Stop in at Washington Delica-
lessen, st. Helens and 9th, and
take home pint Of Chile Con
Carne. adv.
The Tacoma times. [volume] (Tacoma, Wash.) 1903-1949, 1914-03-17

Lawrence Duke, son of
BrOdie Duke, the millionaire
tobacco king, Is on trial at
Seattle for running down and
killing Henry N. Earr In his
automobile.
The Tacoma times. [volume] (Tacoma, Wash.) 1903-1949, 1914-03-17

Artistic decorations. Him., florist.
Advertisement"
The Tacoma times. [volume] (Tacoma, Wash.) 1903-1949, 1914-03-17

Mate f. Hansen Of the
barkentine Echo was held by
Judge Cushman to federal
grand jury Monday to answer
for beating three sailors aft
err he had shanghaied them
at a Peruvian port. The men
are held as witnesses.
The Tacoma times. [volume] (Tacoma, Wash.) 1903-1949, 1914-03-17

Perfectly fitted grasses, $3.50
up. Pfaff, Graduate Optician, 1147
G st. Advertisement"
The Tacoma times. [volume] (Tacoma, Wash.) 1903-1949, 1914-03-17

Frank Morgan, who lost q
leg while helping load mar
BILE ON the steamer President,
has sued the company Tor
1900 md Iibcled the boat.
The Tacoma times. [volume] (Tacoma, Wash.) 1903-1949, 1914-03-17

DR.. H. T. Graves of the live
stock and dairy department has
been appointed temporary state
commissioner of agriculture.
The Tacoma times. [volume] (Tacoma, Wash.) 1903-1949, 1914-03-17

"Swap" ads, 10 words 3 times
10 cents. See Want Ad page. 80
The Tacoma times. [volume] (Tacoma, Wash.) 1903-1949, 1914-03-17

Deaths.
Hansen-Anton Hansen, aged
70, died this morning at one of
the local hospitals. Is survived
by his wife. The body was re-
moved to the G. o. Lynn COM
pany's.
Heath-william Heath, age
rs, died yesterday at the Stella
COON hospital for the insane. Is
survived by his wife and four
children living at Bismarck. Fun
eral tomorrow from Hoska- Buck
ley-King company. Interment.
Tacoma cemetery.
Hushfeld-Mrs. Leah Hushfeld,
age ~, died yesterday at local
hospital. Is survived by five
daughters and one son. The body
was removed to Mellinger's.
Funerals.
O'Neil-Funeral of Jack O'Neil
will be held tomorrow morning
from st. Leo's church.
Corcoran-The funeral of B.
Corcoran will be held tomorrow
morning at 9 o'clock from the
the Spanaway Catholic church,
under the auspices of the George
w. Piper company. Interment,
Calvary.
Kelly-Funeral of Sarah Ann
Kelly will be held in public to-
morrow afternoon from Piper's.
Artistic decorations. Watson's.
Advertisement"
Large Swiss colony starts
from Minneapolis today to
4 farm 10000 acres In Thurs
! ton and Lewis counties.
H Attention! Sons of Norway:
All members are requested to be
ut the Pure. Food Show, Glide
Rink, Wednesday night, 8 p. m,
March IS. Fraternal night.
j. s. EKRE, Sec'y.
Advertisement"
DR.. II. T. Graves of the live
stock and dairy department. has
been appointed temporary state
commissioner of agriculture.
Perfectly fitted grasses, $3.50
up. Pfaff, Graduate Optician, 1147
c st. Advertisement"
! T,aVvpRnna nulEa CON nf
The Tacoma times. [volume] (Tacoma, Wash.) 1903-1949, 1914-03-17

March 81 is California Orange
day.
The Tacoma times. [volume] (Tacoma, Wash.) 1903-1949, 1914-03-17

Moose attentioni Come to
Moose hall, Z o'clock Wednesday
evening TO attend the Pure Food
Show. Fraternal night.
Advertisement"
The Tacoma times. [volume] (Tacoma, Wash.) 1903-1949, 1914-03-17

Artistic decorations. Watson's.
Advertisement"
The Tacoma times. [volume] (Tacoma, Wash.) 1903-1949, 1914-03-17

DR.. R. v. Hoyt. A. R. Titlow,
The Tacoma times. [volume] (Tacoma, Wash.) 1903-1949, 1914-03-17

Large Swiss colony starts
from Minneapolis today to
farm 10000 acres In Thurs
ton and Lewis counties.
Atlanta Georgian. [volume] (Atlanta, Ga.) 1912-1939, 1914-04-04
.Daysey Mayme
and Her Folks
By FRANCES L. GARsIDE.

yUEN Soma foIks rocetvo LAT
NA
w yer from slrl "hIch she says
was written in the library,
they are reminded Of Daysey Mayme
Appleton, who calls her fern con-
servatorY
1t was in this conservatory" that
she received a newspaper reporter
having sought the interview much
against her natural instincts, Dayse
Mayme being the kind of girl who
! can give the violet cards and spades
and beat it every time when it comes
/ to modesty 1t was the good OF 9TH
ers that prompted her to make a
sacntlce of her natural instinct to
shrink.
Il find myself greatly troubled over
| my parentage,' she said. after pro-
! duClng a half dozen photographs that
| the reporter might take his choice,
| and feel that perhaps many other
young girls are depressed by the
same torturing doubt.
Look pointing to her parents In
| the next room. there is no resem-
| blance between us. They are old and
l ugly and wrinkled. while | am not.
They show every mark OF the COM
/ monplace, while bear every evidence
of aristocratic birth.
! In the twilight when ! sit and look
out into the gathering gloom I am
/ haunted with memories Of an exist
ence not like this. ! see myself a
Atlanta Georgian. [volume] (Atlanta, Ga.) 1912-1939, 1914-04-04
By MAUDE MILLER.

an d you ever stop to think
that perfect understanding
between two people is often
spoiled forever by the careless inter
terence of an outsider said Miss
lnez Plummer, who is playing the
leading role in Too Many Cooks" i'm
New York
outsiders don't realize how very
wonderful young love really IS, and
he many seemingly absurd Incidents
hat are of great interest and lmpor-
.ance to any newly engaged couple
frequently hold tear close behind
The laugh. In the first place, older
people don't understand. If they have
ever been young and in love, they
have forgotten the accompanying in
cidents. and in their contemplation
of a novel undertaking they become
SO interested in the situation itself
that they forget the young people
around whom the entire plot is
woven,
There is always an afterward to
everything. even Loves Young
Dream and when that afterVard
puts in an appearance things are
never quite the same Isn't the fun
about a thing the looking forward to
IT, and the planning of it,? And no
matter how sweet are the memories
connected with it, the little thrills of
unexpectedness the childish belief
that what is coming is not going to
be like anything else that ever went
Atlanta Georgian. [volume] (Atlanta, Ga.) 1912-1939, 1914-04-04
Between Two Evils.

with great pride Tom brought home
his bride from sunny climes TO settle
down in the rugged fishing village Of his
home.
Thunderstorms in her part of the
world had been very rare and gentle.
consequently when she saw the sky
overshadowing and heard dull booms OF
thunder she was terrified.
Soon a regular roarer descended upon
the little village. and thunder and
lightning PLAYED It's usual old game OF
hide and seek Tom rushed home from
business with all his might.
"Maisie," he called at the top or his
voice on entering the house. but no
answer came.
Suddenly came a muffled scream from
the landing cupboard.
MY dear girl. whatever Is the mat
ter" asked Tom tearing upstairs.
"Oh," she yelled. come quickly, I'm
afraid to come out because Of the light
ming. and I'm afraid 10 keep here be-
cause there's a mousse
Atlanta Georgian. [volume] (Atlanta, Ga.) 1912-1939, 1914-04-04

way. Outside interference in the way
of curious and interested relatiYes
and friends spells establishment
which in turn brings about a regu-
lar tempest of disorder, and then
things are never the same again.
Somehow that poem of ReiIlys
An Old Sweetheart of Mine sug-
gests a possibility of love as it should
be- Love grown old, but still Won
derful love, perhaps not a continue
ton Of the fiery, heady love of youth,
but something a little bigger, lit
tie finer, love that has brooked no
Interference from anyone. but which
of its own accord has developed al
most divine proportions. It's all very
worth while, this wonderful intangi-
bic love. quite worth While leaving
alone to work out its own destiny
am sure Of it, and I know YOU all
agree with me"
Atlanta Georgian. [volume] (Atlanta, Ga.) 1912-1939, 1914-04-04
Deliver the Goods.

Mr. George Augustus Saia, the ia
nous leader writer on The Daily Tel
egraph, shared the opinion Of Sir
Walter Scott. who said that he did
not care hang about what he had
written. IN regard To this there is
a characteristic story told Of Mr.
Sala
lie had supplied an editor with an
article. and the editor asked him
whether he would object to few
alterations being made' In 30. Mr..
Sdla wrote iu reply.
- have fulfilled my contract u de-
l.yerug 20 you the required weight
Of raw meat How You cook TO-
whether Nou roast b. or boil &c. oi
hash A. cog w.nre ir neither care
nor van. % huoW.
Atlanta Georgian. [volume] (Atlanta, Ga.) 1912-1939, 1914-04-04
Do You Know

The United States Postmaster Cen
era is considering the adoption Of ID
new form OF postcard. which VIII
show not only the ordinary street ad-
dress of the recipient. but his tele-
phone number also. Upon its arrival
at the destination a clerk would i'm
mediately call up the telephone mum
Der and ask for the person to whom
the card is addressed and read the
message. after which the card would
be delivered in the usual way The
card would bear special stamp, cost
ing 8 cents, and would have prefer
ence over other hrst-class mail mat
ter in the same manner the SPECIAL
delivery letters do now A reply post
al card would be 10 cents
According to advices from Paris a
fresh field has been found for The
wonderful curative powers Of radiun
The famous French stecplcchaser
Lutteur III, who won the Grand Na
tional in 1909 broke down badly suo-
sequently and for two years was
practically a cripple He has been
treated with radium with such good
effect. however, that he is now fl and
well again, and is likely TO he one Of
the favorites for this years blue u5-
bon Of steeplechasing
Miss Diane este. the ciuematoeranu
Atlanta Georgian. [volume] (Atlanta, Ga.) 1912-1939, 1914-04-04
WORKED WONDERS
SPITE OF UNBELIEF
AT First | Had No Faith" Says
Mother, "But Soon There
Was Such a Change"

ONTARIO, VA.-Mrs. NJ. L. Ander-
son, Of this town, gives out the fol
loving for publications Il went to
Richmond seeking relief, and tried
almost everything in the medicine
line, but nothing proved a cure until
tried Cardui, the woman's tonic,
had indigestion very bad, and com
plcation Of diseases.
Although at first had no faith in
it, | bought bottle Of Cardui, but
soon there was a change. was
certainly benefited. felt so differ
eut, Then began to take the med
icine in earnest Now | can do my
work and / eat and sleep like a
young person.
"Cardui also cured my daughter. OF
womanly troubles. | keep Cardui in
the house all the time. 1t is a great
blessing to all women who need It,
Thousands Of ladies have written
like Mrs Anderson, telling of the
wonders worked by Cardui in the re-
lief Of various forms OF weakness and
Atlanta Georgian. [volume] (Atlanta, Ga.) 1912-1939, 1914-04-04

%HIS afternoon frock on the left, Stimulates in
its lines the tailored suit. It is fashioned Of
the new scpple MORE relieved by collar
and vest Of striped faille in violet ard maize
shades.
The coat s kimono, the fullness Of which Is
gathered up n two wide tabs crossing on the chest
to form the front revers. The ends of these tabs
are drawn round the waist to be fastened on each
side by an embroidered button of the same color
A basque starts under the ends of the vest on
either side and finishes in a swallow tail effect at
the back
OF the vest only the smart lines Of the Jocrsse
collar and two waistcoat points below tie waist
line allowed to show.
The skirt is drawn up at the center front in
Atlanta Georgian. [volume] (Atlanta, Ga.) 1912-1939, 1914-04-04
Snap Shots
BY LILLIAN LAUFERTY.

THE TURKEY TROTTERS' MOTH
ER GOOSE.
Hey diddle didde.
Piano and fiddle
We're dancing from night until noon,
From noon until night,
To the cafes delight,
For trot Is as good as spoon
lack and jill
Danced up the hill,
TO their own inward laughter;
Jack found the town
His toes would crown
And jim got rich right after
Atlanta Georgian. [volume] (Atlanta, Ga.) 1912-1939, 1914-04-04

| when the conversation was resumed
my quick ears (Which have not al
ways added TO my happiness) caught
the half-smothered words
Getting a bit sidey. isn't She"
Nevertheless when | rose to leave
the dining room, Alma wound her arm
round my wrist called me her dear
/ little nun, and carried me off to the
hall
There We sat about the big open
4 fire and after while the talk be-
came as free as it often is among
/ fashionable ladies' Of. a certain class
Nj EastcliH's Camilla told a slight
/ ly indicate anecdote OF a dresser
/ she had had at the theater, and then
lanother young woman Ohe same who
"adored the men who went to the
/ deuce for Noman'D repeated the
1 terms Of an advertisement she had
! seen in a church new spaper "A par
/ lormald wants a situation in q fam
lily where footman is kept
The laughtcr which followed this
story was loud enough. but it was
/ r,i1,,t,i..i ,,-bo,, At,,a.- nathan from,
/
/ tie depths of an armchair, said with
/ her usual solemnitN. that she didn't
see nothing TO laugh at" in that, and
Tue pore sltl nauh no sutl lhoushO
/ az 'H'S udo' ,,.
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Atlanta Georgian. [volume] (Atlanta, Ga.) 1912-1939, 1914-04-04

This shocking exhibition OF bad
manners had not gone ON very long
before I became aware that IL was
being improvised for my benefit
After Alma had admitted that the
Bishop was great flirt' of hers.
and Mr. Vivian, amid shouts OF
laughter, had christened him her
crush" she turned to me and said,
with her smiling face slightly drawn
down on one side
Mary. my love, you will certainly
agree that your islanders who do not
eat cushags, poor dears, are the FUN
NEST people alive as guests
Not funnier." ! answered, than
the people who laugh at them as
hosts
II was not easy to laugh al that,
so to cover Alma confusion the men
turned the talk to their usual topic.
horses and dogs and ! heard gre "
deal about laying on the hounds,
which eliminated In a rather vu'ger
story OF how q heater who wasn't
nippv on his pins" had been pep
pered from behind whereupon ne
had "belloWed like a bull until
smoothed down by a SOW
can not say how long the talN
would have continued in this manner
II old Mrs Lier addressing herself
to me had not struck a serious SUBJ
ject, ...
II was about Alma's dog. which
was dead The poor Wheezy spaniel
had died in the course OF the cruise,
though what the cause OF It's death
was nobody knew, unless it had been
fretting for it's mistress during the
period Of quarantine which the alb
surd regulations OF government had
REQUIRED on our return from abro1I,
The dog having died at sea. pre-
sumed IT had been buried there, bnt
no. that seemed to shock the com
pany as an unfeellng suppo itioh
The ships carpenter had made %
coffin for it-a beautiful one az ma
hogany with plate-glasS inset di
the head. and a gilt-lettered inscr.p-
ton below giving the dog name,
Pre-. and its age. 3.
In Ibis condition I'd had been
brought ashore. and was now wing
I'm kind Of state iu Alma dressing
room But tomorrow 30 was Co 1e
buried u the grounds probably .u
the glen 90 which tnr romWuN 1Il
dressed iu black We're 600 follow u
process ion H. az human funeral.
] was choking with anger and hn'
lror at HE recital eff these r redln.r
ar lngemru's. aad at tUe D.u-' of
! it baid in d clear emphatic voice.
Atlanta Georgian. [volume] (Atlanta, Ga.) 1912-1939, 1914-04-04
THE WOMAN THOU
GAVEST NE By M HAIL GAME
The Greatest Story of the Twentieth Century

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