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Omaha daily bee., 1914-11-15
People and Events

There are novelties in surprises as in
other things. For instance, finding the
name OF i've man ON a cemetery tomb
stone.
isaac Loeb, train dispatcher OF the
Pennsylvania railroad at Pottsville, Pa,
fled from home and friends on the eve
OF his wedding day. He - 80 years Of
age and never showed signs of cold feet
before.
Advice is not as cheap as people mag
inc. The magazine Success printed bales
OF good advice. but could not demon
strate at the TIL the efficiency OF its
preachments. Success was $4,000 to the
bad when II quit. and its assets paid cent
on the dollar
Drouth In Pennsylvania. beginning in
August, has 50 reduced the normal water
supply that coal mining operations are
carried on with great difficulty. while
water-power plants are nearing Suspen-
sion. Hundreds of small streams In the
state are dried up.
One of the men in New York sentenced
to two years in the penitentiary for de-
frauding people with bogus de luxe
taken safely banked and drawing inter-
est, circumstances calculated to cheer
him onward toward the sunshine Of the
near future.
One Of the male professors who ad-
dressed the Central Ohio Teachers asso-
citation at Columbus referred to the teach
ers as ladies in waiting" odd maids. -
Incorporated blessings" and similar
flippant remarks, causing a number OF
delegates 10 leave the convention in dis
gust With uncommon candor the pro-
lessor at the close. revealed the cause
OF his flippancy. You know" he said.
IT have been in charge Of an imbecile
asylum"
To the casual observer business affairs
in the Omaha postoffice move along with
expeditions precision, ana every available
reform is working overtime Ia one re-
spect, however. It lags a. mile behind
the Wilmington (Del) postoffice. where
reform IL Johnny-on-the-sput and some
over. Every be-whtskered employe in
that shop. and the devotees Of the mus
tache have been ordered to shear EN-
off. All grades of facial poiiage, like
autumn leaves, must wither and vanish.
$50 SANtSHi8 department Will get
busy. An appeal to the hiEher-ups has
been taken, but for the moment the
hirsute sons in Wllmington's postoffice
fear the worst and are seriously con-
sidering a trip to New York to bid fare
we'll TO Liberty.
The esteemed William Howard Taft Is
enjoying himself hugely these days His
famous smile is broader and brighter,
and verges on the bolsterous In re-
cent lecture in the Harvard law school
on The Presidency" he referred 70
President Wilson's practice of personally
addressing congress and added: 81 can
not but smile when think of the chance
for-eratory that was lost to the followers
OF Jefferson because Mr. Roosevelt or T
did not inaugurate this custom" Re
ferring to the resuscitation of Uncle Joe
Cannon he characterized the DanviIie pa
triot as zone Of the most faithful watch
dogs OF the treasury. with a profane
bark the loudest that have ever seen"
The multitude OF alsorans might profita-
bly, emulate Big Bin and cheer up.
Omaha daily bee., 1914-11-15
SECULAR SHOTS AT PULPIT.


Chicago Herald: In trying to impart
ul-Isiam Is merely following in the foot
belligerents
Brooklyn Eagle: There was a pente-
costai flavor about the Bowery missions
thirty-fifth birthday celebration. with ad-
dresses in twenty-five languages. An al
ways evangelical work could hsuliy have
appealed more strongly to Christian ira
dltion.
ST. Louis Globe Democrat: Count
Okuma's contribution OF s250eO TO a
Christian hospital IL not surprising.
While not a Christian, he has publicly
declared that he has found the converts
more capable and faithful than pagsns
In governmental positions.
New York World: The physical director
of the West Side Young Mems Christian
association gives the members warning
that overindulgence in Juicy steaks will
keep more than one man out of heaven"
Perhaps, after all. the packers and butch
ers in boosting the price of steaks are
engaged in true missionary work in
keeping steaks out of the reach of SO
many.
Washington Post: The Big Brother"
movement, founded on the idea that men
without brothers of their own should take
under their protection younger men to
whom their advice and guidance would
be helpful. has already spread 20 many
parts OF the country. and doubtless has
done much good. Older men can be OF
great assistance to the younger ones,
especially in the formation OF character.
The good example OF an elder brother is
more influential sometimes than a hun
dred sermonB
Omaha daily bee., 1914-11-15
MUFFLED KNOCKS.

il is wise man who knows enough not
to know IL all.
There are a whole lot of unsolved mys-
teries. But why is the pocket on the in
side of a vest?
A good hustler will make a better hus-
band than a good dancer, but you couldn't
get princess to believe Il.
What has become Of the old-fashioned
man who wore knit gAlluses and blue
yarn socks with white toes?
The old-fashioned man who used to
wear pulse warmers now has a son who
would catch. cold II he forgot to wear his
wrist watch.
Some husbands are such mean cusses
that they refuse to quarrel with their
wives because 1t costs them too much
TO make up.
In every neighborhood there are two
women -ho do not speak and Who ac-
cuse each other OF stealing milk off other
peoples porches.
There are too many men in this coun-
try who would rather sit around in the
sun and cuss John d. Rockefeller than
go out and hunt for q job.
When a girl who is wearing tight
skirt has a big hole in the corn-fed sec
ton Of her stocking she would rather
walk home in the rain than board a
street car.
When father happens to remember to
wind the alarm clock before he goes to
bed he knows that the family would be
in an awful fix IL It wasn't for his
ythoughfulness.
A man win ruin one of his clean hand
kerchiefs wiping the dust off the shoes
of the blonde he is joyriding with. But
II his wife uses one OF his clean handker-
chiefs to rub the shine Off her nose he
hollers murder
Omaha daily bee., 1914-11-15
EMlt7sz24sseH ge
eIxls &0Ays~ C~M~

n C. Patterson left for Kansas City where he
WI be united IN marriage with Miss NeiswanEer ana
later set up his household IN Omaha
Mrs. 8. s Felker aged "a years died AZ her ho,ne
On Campbell street near Charles. and the remains
viii be sent chicago.
The county appropriation sheet shove that Dr. w
: CRIBS is county physician and DIT. Tidsn insanity
commissioner
senator and Mrs. Aanderson left for washington
accompanied BY Mrs 4. c, Brown Mrs. Manderson's
mother.
reward OF 81 10 offered ITO the honest person
finding goldpated bracelet with two balls at
iaehee," and leaving the az Raymond's Jewsry
store ~
JULIUS Fepperburg. 5G North Fifteenth street
would Ike 20 buy secondhand safe ia good order
"A bargein-hunter money BY buying OF
C. Gown two Radiant parior baseburnsr stoves
arge size, doubie heater. witch may he seen al II
a Bright Co.'S. fNs Douglas"
Absorbing - local quotations No cash wheat Is
selling Cor ceDts; No. corn for cents; hogs A
from $50 % 81 and steers tom $ to ,Lso
Omaha daily bee., 1914-11-15

excuses, but rather solutions for our economic
problems There is something lacking in the
perfection OF our scheme OF life so long as we
continue, with all our resources. latent and de-
veloped, to feel so acutely the pangs Of the high
cost Of living. Even allowing for the elements
Of human greed, waste and ignorance, and the
fact that other countries are similarly oppressed.
still does not belle the fact of our own national
remissness in this particular.
Omaha daily bee., 1914-11-15

The Associated Retailers have appointed a
committee 20 wait on the passenger officials
with request for stop-over privileges at Omaha
on all through tickets TO the Panama-Paeific ex-
position. This is something The Bee has been
urging for months, The retailers are on the
right track. and should have active reinforce
ment from the Commercial club. Ak-Sar-Ben
and all the other local business organizations
Omaha daily bee., 1914-11-15

When the history OF the great European con-
flict comes TO be written, let not the invaluahls
services OF the several official military ntelll-
gence bureaus be overlooked.
Omaha daily bee., 1914-11-15

Americans wonder how the opposing armies
in Europe can both claim Victories out OF the
same battle. Well. can they reconcile the dem
ocratic claims OF a sweeping victory at the late
election any easier7
Omaha daily bee., 1914-11-15

II. is gratifying to learn from the various ma
tons. respective investigations that no dum-dum
bullets have been fired, but the fellow with
durn-dum wound will take all such reports with
a grain OF salt
Omaha daily bee., 1914-11-15

Georgia at last is to have a governor whose
name is neither Smith nor Brown, showing what
live state may do when Il tries.
Omaha daily bee., 1914-11-15

Pretty near time for reports of firing off
the windward passage"
Omaha daily bee., 1914-11-15

Subscribers leaving the city temporarily
should have The Bee mailed TO them. Ad.
dress win be changed as often as requested.
Omaha daily bee., 1914-11-15

The evacuation OF Vera Cruz by the Amer
lean troops is doubtless set with purpose afore-
thought for three days before THANKSGIVING.
Omaha daily bee., 1914-11-15

From the course OF events in Europe II some
timee seems as II the scientist who said we would
All DO crazy In 500 years had set the time too
far off.
Omaha daily bee., 1914-11-15

One law, however. which our bull moose
friends have found Il impossible to alter 10 the
little old law of gravitation.
Omaha daily bee., 1914-11-15

The long list OF aspjrants among Nebraska's
law-makers-elect for the position. OF speaker
suggests that short ballot movement might be
appropriate there also.
Omaha daily bee., 1914-11-15

The election Is over; and yet these hungry
Nebraska democrats are still waiting for pie
Omaha daily bee., 1914-11-15

The next attempt to raise the salary schedule
in our Nebraska constitution should at least
make It plain when the benefits Of the payroll
boost are to begin.
Omaha daily bee., 1914-11-15

or course, the big apples always Just happen
to stay on top. despite the fact that in shaking
the heavier object is supposed to 60 10 the
bottom.
Omaha daily bee., 1914-11-15

Cooking the Belgian hare proves to be more
OF a task than some folks evidently thought.
Omaha daily bee., 1914-11-15

London bankers are said to hold the key to
the Stock exchange reopening. And they
seem to be holding IL, too. III
Omaha daily bee., 1914-11-15

How lucky the Russians occupied those
towns with tangle-foot names before anyone else
got tripped up by them.
Omaha daily bee., 1914-11-15

Note the resumed playing of the second fid-
die TO the musician who blows his own horn.
Omaha daily bee., 1914-11-15

Still, II must be the supreme height Of hui
initiation for an aviator TO be captured by a cav
airy troop.
Omaha daily bee., 1914-11-15

Mexican peace conference is almost as
bellicose as an out-and-out revolution.
Omaha daily bee., 1914-11-15

Let there be plenty of light on every stree,
lighting contract.
Omaha daily bee., 1914-11-15

Bon voyage to the Jason, the Christmas shipl
Omaha daily bee., 1914-11-15

-Four Years lin Sunday schooD-We'vs
got a new baby at our house
Rector mot recognizing him)-And who
are you, my little MANI
-Four Years-Im the old one.-Life.
Omaha daily bee., 1914-11-15
THAT beauty expert IS a fake"

Wanted to give me some wrinkles on
how 10 look young. Baltimore Amer
Grand Forks daily herald. (Grand Forks, N.D.) 1914-1916, 1914-10-26
THE GRAND FORKS DAILY HERALp.MoNDAY EVENING. OCTOBER 20, 1914.
List of Nominations and Proposed
Amendments to the Constitution

on the journal Of. the house with the
Serred an 10 the nays ier taken thereon ssssmbi and e re- re-
chosen at the. next general election. and
s hs DO published. as provided BY Law.
o oSf m asEae months s'1eh c PRrsivdou snd to q the p ti tps
legislative assembly SO next chosen az
amsndments shall be agreed to by a ma
house. then it shall be the duty of the
Legislative assembly to submit. such pro.
posed amendment or amendments to the
times as the .iegisiative assembly shall
provide; and If the people shall approve
ratify such amendment or amend
quaiiaed to vote for members Of the
such amendment or amendments shall
s saeHme Il { P ewo OF Of m ans e%o ameaSment 81 s fhi1
shall be submitted in such manner that
each 81 such amendments separately.
second: Any amendment or amend
ments TO this constitution may. also be
With the se sS tas p Of State. os at Zee least a', six
Of an initiative petition containing the
less than one-half Of the counties Of the
state. When such petition has been
PtopcIly HIed tne proposed Amendment
or amendments shall be published as the
legislature may provide, for three
months previous to the general election.
and shall be placed upon the ballot to
be voted upon by the people at the next
general election. Should any such
amendment or, amendments proposed by.
Initiative. petition and submitted to the
people receive'a majority of all the legal
votes cast at such general election. such
mendment or amendments shall be re-
ferred to the next legislative assembly
ana should such proposed amendment or
amendments he agreed upon by q ma
5ority OF all the members elected to each
mouse, such amendment or amendments
snail become a part. of the constitution
of this state. Should any amendment
or amendments proposed by initiative
petition and receiving a majority of all
the votes cast at the general election
as. herein provided, but failing to re-
cetVe approval by the following legisla-
tive assembly to which 1t has been re-
ferred. such amendment or amendments
shall .a4satn be submitted to the people
at the next general election for their
approval or. rejection as at the previous
general election. Should such amend
ment or, amendments receive a majority
of all the Illegal votes cast at such sue
ceedfng general election such amend
nlent or amendments at once become a
part Of the constitution Of his state.
Any amendment or amendments propos-
ed by initiative petition and failing Of
adoption as herein provided, shall not
be again considered until the expiration
OF six years.
Grand Forks daily herald. (Grand Forks, N.D.) 1914-1916, 1914-10-26
Proposed Amendment to the
H. State Constitution. :,
Chap. 81 Is. B.. 247-welo) 1911 Session
Laws. 49,
Chap. 100 Is. B. 67-Albrecht) 1918 SEES.
session Laws.
STATE AID TO TRH BUILDING or
PUBLIC HIGHWAYS.

TO amend Section 1875 Of Article IN Of
the oon.titution By adding the words
"xhat the state may appropriate
sSsT:sst.s raised. BY ts4:tioa % to- q ~ E.
lilo highways" 90 az to read % fol-
A coNcuRRENT RESOLUTION
..ytion Of the State Of North Dakota,
relating to state aid in the construc-.
Be It Resolved by the Senate Of the
State OF North Dakota, the House Of
The following proposed amendment to
Dakota adopted BY the Twelfth lesisla.
siys s .na 81 X q pef th : sts e ts Ss f N9Gth Da,
legislative assembly Of said state Tor
approval or, rejection, is hereby agreed
TO-. and such amendment shall be SUBJ
state at the, next. general election for
the provisions Of section 200 Of the CON:
) sa HMsRp 81 Ms So stat! Th Ct s sestlon pi Ike 81 !
tate Of North. i Dakota ts"is Is herspy s e. ;nss
ed s &c, Esse ls & N ss,iISws; til. state nor .nv
trict or any other Political slb.division
shall loan. or give It's credit or make do.
association or co% als . my e sa%aspta1 fot
sseSssa q o osp Become "s tRs P s%ser nor Of 's sss
capital stock Of any. association or cor
any work Of Internal improvement u n
the peopie: Irovidsd,, that ths ststs nay
8 s. tssss.ttsr sS..:sa 81 tssssses so g
the construction or Improvement .of pub,
Ito Highways.
Grand Forks daily herald. (Grand Forks, N.D.) 1914-1916, 1914-10-26
Proposed Amendment to the
State Constitution.
Chap. SO IS. B; ,lss7G,nbens@ 1911 ses-
Chap. -:ss rs. F. .7s-Gtbbens) 1915. SEES:
II $; sion LAWS.
PROVIDING ron TIE 1H1TIATxvS
Al. TO THE, CONTRIBUTION,

10 srasad SEQ. aoa Of Artiels xv Of tie
Constitution permitting Amendments
to the Uonstitntion TO bs proposed ~
the people aud :rsQuixjag that they ID
submitted to the peopls At the next
general election, thus dividing the
power, now held exclusively 81 the
!ss!sastH5s, e proposing Amendments
A CoNcURRENT REsoLUT1oN
future amendment thereof. ,
3 silt. 4, Nls 81 Nseth p Ba ss 3 .9 'sss nos Ct ti IL
Section 1. That the following propos.
amendment to section 203 Of article
IS. OF thu! constitution Of the state Of
North Dakota, adopted BY the Twelfth
N N%eFttsS'ibta sKot As sna BY e q RETIRE.. tss sta e 2 q
ThtFtesnth Legislative Assembly Of tho
hereby agreed e. ma such smendmens
shall be submitted to the qualified eleL-
tors Of the state at the general cleo
tion for approval or rejection in ac-
cordance. with the provision Of section
202 .of the constitution OF the state Of
No AMgR SfHSis; Artie,, ii, section
sostts :! p sas ts%e4ls u a%ssa.a 81 8 sh e . e s.s q
Session 202: This constitution may be
amended 20 ~ TO- read a follows:
First: Any amendment or Gmeud-
ments TO- this eonstitution may Sc. pro.
posed in either house, Of the iegislafive
assembly,; and II the same shall Be
agraed to by z majority OF the members
elected to each Of the two houses. such
IA - ~ = LE.Es..
Grand Forks daily herald. (Grand Forks, N.D.) 1914-1916, 1914-10-26
TO CHANGE TIE NAME OF THE
r. STATE BLIND ASYLUM. "

TO amend Sec. 21e Of Article XIX OF
. the constitution OF the State Of North
Dakota by striking out the words
"a Blind Asylum; and inserting in
lieu thereof, the "school for the Blind
q Worth Dakota" 30 AZ to read a.
"A. coNcuRRENr RESOLUTION to
amend Section ZIG Of the Gonstitu-
tainio of the to p stbts Of ins NGrsh sk0ta per-
Be It Resolved BY the Senate of the
State of, North. Dakota, the House Of
|. F FSSpffestehn sent fnY,ov Gf%onc% nrrnas. therein:
ment to the constitution Of the state of
North Dakota "adopted BY the Twelfth
to the. Thirteenth Legislative assembly
agreed to n such amsndment shall be
the state at the next general election
for approval or rejection in accordance
with the provisions Of section 2O2 Of the
constitution Of the state Of North Da-
AMENDMENT. That section 21s of
f psko Sens st Smsnas Of IL the est state > Of North
public Institutions are hereby perma-
nently located as hereinafter provided,
zach a. to have SO much Of the remaining
sand acres of land made by. the United
States for -"other educational and char
table. institutions" as is allotted by
First: A soldiers home, when located,
or such other charitable institution as
the Legislative assembly may determine,
at Lisbon, in the county of Ransom,
with a grant Of forty thousand acres of
second: The school for the blind Of
North Dakota, ct B%athgate, In the coun-
~ OF Pembina, with q grant Of thirty
thousand acres>
Third: An Industrial school and school
for manual training. or such other edu-
eSationai or charitable institution as the
legislative assembly nay provide at the
town OF Ellendale, In the county of
Hickey with q grant Of forty thousand
acres. -. :
Fourth: A school Of forestry, or such
other. institution as the. legislative as
:sembly may determine, at the city Of
fBetttneau, In the county of Bottineau.
Fifth: A scientific school or such otll-
.er educational or charitable institution
scribe, at the city of Wahpeton, county
of Richland, with q grant Of forty thou
sand acres. p.
Sixth: A state normal school at the
city OF .Minot.. In the county of Ward;
provided, that no other institution Of a
character similar to any one Of those
located by this article. shall be, estab-
lished or maintained without q revision
of this constitution.
Grand Forks daily herald. (Grand Forks, N.D.) 1914-1916, 1914-10-26
T11KIHAE GRAIN ExHyAEo1s
WITH" TIM STATE.

TO authorize the Legislature to provide
BY law for the erection, purchasing,
or leasing aud operation OF one Or
& s. 81: t 81 Mo1shs f Sai %sls7 ;a s. IN n.i =
tanned and operated by tho state, ana
TO provide for the Inspection, weigh.
Ing ana grading Of AL grain received.
A CONCURRENT RESOLUTION
ssmending the GSnstitntion of the
law for erection. leasing, purchasing
the state Of North Dakota.
State Of North Dakota, The House Of
representatives concurring:
That the following proposed amend
ment to the constitution of the state OF
North Dakota ard BY 1t referred to the
Thirteenth legislative assembly of said
state for approval or rejection, is here
by dEreed to and such amendment shall
be submitted to the qualified electors of
the state at the next general election
Tor approval 2r REJECTION in accordance
constitution Of the state of North Da-
kota. .a3.t -.
<AMENpMENT.. The legislative. as
sembly Is. hereby authorized and empoW-
cred to provide by law for the erection,
purchasing or leasing and operation Of
one or more terminel grain elevators in
t tafre s5as sad Of North Dakota r. to be main
the legislative assembly shall prescribe,
and provide for the Inspection, weigh.
Ing and grading of. all grains received
In such elevator or elevators.
Grand Forks daily herald. (Grand Forks, N.D.) 1914-1916, 1914-10-26
DULUTH FLAX,
WINNIPEG CLOSE.
BRoOsfHALL CABLES,

L%iverpool: Total shipments from
North America last week.. wheat 81
LOG, 900 bushels: corn $4,000 bushels.
oats 2.015,000 bushels.
OF this total wheat, are included
611.000 barrels -four with Scandinavia
taking gle, 900 bushels and London
$4,000 barrels Of the wheat total
Canada shipped 1880 900 bushels and
Pacific coast $4,000 bushels.
It is reported from official circles
that Germany is %agitating the fixing
Of official prices for foodstuffs owing
to the rapid rise and present extreme
dearness. Corn is affected by the ad-
vance in insurance rates owing to
sinking of the steamers recently re.
ported. Pacific coast wheat is scarce
md strong. snd light clearances con-
firm small yield.
Grand Forks daily herald. (Grand Forks, N.D.) 1914-1916, 1914-10-26
/ The drket /
F|RN.OPEN|NC
TAKES A BREAK
Closing Prices Are Over a
Cent Under Those Of
NO Saturday.


Minneapolis, Oct. 26.--The wheat
market ruled firm at the start and
showed about 1-2c upturn and then
turned weak and broke nearly . cents
from the early high point. with final
figures 1 LAC lower than Saturday.
There was another good increase
in the United States visible of $685.
900 bushels for the past week.
Receipts in the northwest also pick
ed up considerably.
Good export sales were reported to
have been made, placing the amount
as high as 100000 bushels.
Clearances Of wheat and flour today
equalled $4,000 bushels, Of this
amount 121. 600 bushels was bonded
wheat. Primary receipts today g.
$4,000 bushels, a year g l,63s,000
bushels.
Liverpool cabled that their market
was ga to Id higher than Friday.
Grand Forks daily herald. (Grand Forks, N.D.) 1914-1916, 1914-10-26
ACTION EXPECTED.

Chicago. the Herald says: A small
recession In wheat and coarse grains
was not surprising Saturday. Trad
ers retarded the markets as all long
and selling was required to- send prices
down. Some of the bulls unlouded at
the close in authorization Of lower
prices for wheat Monday. They ex-
pect' a large increase in the visible
supply AGAINST a decrease OF 2.241,000
bushels one q ago They also look
for Increased receipts. as farmers have
sold fairly on the advance the last few
days. Sentiment in the main. how
ever. wac rather bullish than ,bearish
on all grains. Traders generally are
not looking for declines to hold.