The mirror. (Stillwater, Minn.) 1894-1925, 1914-08-06
...P endennis' Chat.
On Thing. Material, material Humorou. and Otherwise

On Things Material material Humorous and Otherwise
Once upon time American with an unlimited capacity
Tor retaining the humorous high lights OF bis fellow
abroad and absorbed funny things When he home
he wrote book and did the work we'll that has
name was known to thousands of readers Mark Twain He
% his eoSk popular and the mention Of the
book "a a smile nil or perhaps r ps,. laugh
lmitator of Mark Twain The attempt called American
Vandal Abroad John McCucheon illustrates the vanda
unnv sd ms 81 of a Gu the
forts OF the famous caroons and the versatile Mr. Cobb su
fers by comparison.
The Roycroers East Aurora New York. do something
with baseball team that unique and strictly original They
operate baseball club do not believe it, read their
ad in the Phistine.
The North American Review has article in the July
issue entitled, The Passing of the Genewoman" We still
have gentle constantly occupying place in
the general muddlement of things polite
Have you been with the idea that you are what
you are do not let the innocuation ake but
dote believe that who because you
been what you
Pendenns has read of late many different opinions on the
of strikes But the actual bonifde pure eighteen
karat reasonable Isl Working mems and salaries
living.
Commenting the ideas of economist proposes
lower the cost of living by introducing whale meat food
The st. Louis Republic bursts into rythm with
When every day is Friday
And OF fish there's bargain sales,
Well send the kitchen range maid
For of spermy whales"
There is doubt about the whale being good fer food
What worries me is: who going provide pastures for the
whales Craze and has the beef right include
whale meat in the rest of its monopoly!
The criticism of the Associated Press has brought forth
form of censorship.
lean ideals Even when of the show
stc it to leave the to the good
nf IhQ who
well developed specimen of bunk print that is
handing him a package.
Ban Johnson's theory Of monopoc control got home
he would allow the Fraternity dictate him.
would show the ball players who was boss
Neither Ban johnson the ball PLAYERS have the final
in the financial of the The fans support the
and where the magnatss in the and the PLAYERS
the right why the fans will with the Fraternity, and if
Ban locks the gates baseball will go broke
Causic comment the beliefs political and otherwise of
usually hasty expressions of immature judgement
We do not all have the of think tank
Some think, others have process of mental effort
called contemplating possibility Then there few who
arrive at conclusions and many who take their conclusions
the jump But the who salts the the who has
the faculty Of getting Others to 40 the weight end of the
deep recesses of his stock of executive ability
The universal use of small type for printing leads one to
believe that the publishers subsidized by the opticians
General Huerta may think because has sent nice
sage elegantly wordd and vangoousy phased his
that he has resigned He has been FIRED
How did many people manage exist before the pure
food laws into efect2
In spite of the moraists believe better to be the
square than to be at all times legally honest
question for the Mexican statesmen to What
you going to do with and about VIla
Mexico needs president and not merely
Huerta. "-Indianapolis STAR
Most everybody had Huera listed as dictator The pos
sibility of president presiding in Mexico
Carranzas secretary pictured in the Literary Digest dis
tributng load of money the poor 1t up
the critics suggest that he paying for votes in advance
Again there is revival of the simple life But
simply make anybody but simple people lead the simple
life It is impossible to simplify into simplicity those who
are leading the tango life.