La Junta tribune., 1914-06-06

have claimed al along that the fsd-
eral League vas after them. and next
wednesday we will find out Just how
good they are. "a Daimler and all
other professionals are barred. Ths
American Association masnatss have
barred all Fedsras league players
from their grounds. bat nsxt We'd
nesday Il Psstims park any Federal
lsaguers who are In the city arc In
vited 70 accept the courtssiss due
the profsssion. Dix Dunlap has prom
ised that he will Be present with bis
voice In good shape.
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A lawyer who makes . speciality Of
patent cases was once engaged In .
case before . country justice.
"who are you. anyway" demand
ed the justice.
why. ! am an attorney" replied
the lawyer.
Perhaps you are. but ! never
heard one talk like you do. What
kind OF one are you?"
I'm q patent attorney"
The magistrate rubbed bis chin In
thought. well. all I've got to say
is. that when the patent expires. I
don't believe you can ever get Il re-
newed again"
One day this week We received
photo postal card from Galveston.
Texas. signed BY Mr. and Mrs. J. Van
Week. both former well known resi-
dents OF this city. In which they an
nounce that after finishing our tour
Of the United States We expect 70 open
dancing school In Ia Junta for =
brief SEASON this fall. Morgan and
Van we're shown on the picture POS
tai arrayed In bathing toys. With old
ocean for . back ground. the most
conspicuous feature Of which was
the fine pair Of tango neither ex-
tremities Of Mr. Van.
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Ex-postmaster Dalton tells this
one aud he says Il II the absolute
truth. He was travelling In the
South and happened to Be In . coun.
~ seat town during court week. A
moonshiner was being tstsd. One Of
the questions asked each wilaess
was this. Are you familiar With the
taste Of whisksy?" AZ last one Of
the witnesses Who looked like .
'majah' or . 'kuhnel' was asked the
question. He strAightened up aAd
looking the prosecutor In the eye re-
Piled. II refuc TO answer that ques-
tion. sub! II IL an insult To . south.
ern gentleman And moreover he
didn't answer Il. either.
II must be very dry In Georgia
since the state went prohibition. A
Georgia paper gives . faint idea Of
the situation. II aays: 1T IL 20 dry
here that wagons are going around
with their tongues out. Ice has 10
be soaked In water all night before
Il IL wet enough 10 make lemonade.
The catfish kick up sach = dust In
the river that the river has TO b.
sprtnkled before you can 60 fishing.
A spark from an engine ret fire To .
/ pond and burned up = lot Of bull
frogs before the fire could b. extin-
guirhed. aud the ground Il 10 dry
and hard that crawflsh holes IL low
places are being pulled up and used
for gas pipss.'
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yer fouud young man 10 . ssupor
from drisk snd thiaklag % bssak
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