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Grand Forks daily herald and the evening times., 1914-07-17

OF course, a married ma can live
on less than a bachelor--if his wife
takes in Wishing.
Grand Forks daily herald and the evening times., 1914-07-17
PAW KNOWS EyERyTHJNc

Willie--Paw, what is a pessln1iet?
Paw--A pessimist is a man who IL
never happy unless he isn't. my son
Grand Forks daily herald and the evening times., 1914-07-17
GOOD DOPE.

If a bride has seven gowns the
honeymoon will last at least a week.
Grand Forks daily herald and the evening times., 1914-07-17

The good die young, but occasion.
ally an ola hen shows up on the bill
o. fA5s ~ Z sprint chicken.
Grand Forks daily herald and the evening times., 1914-07-17
POINTED

A man is known as his mothers
Son until he becomes his wife's hus-
band.
Grand Forks daily herald and the evening times., 1914-07-17

A Wise man learns something every
time . fool plumbers.
The sun. [volume] (New York [N.Y.]) 1833-1916, 1914-02-01
GREENPOINT CLUB SUSPENDED.
League Takes Action for Playing OF
Wen Under Assumed Names.

Proof having been obtained that the
Nr'elpo.ut Football club played men un-
der assumed names IN the game against
ne Smyrna Football Club on December
q WIN The evident intention OF deceiv-
'7s me- league and in that way make
use OF Ineligible players, the Metropolitan
A'd District Football League has taken
extreme measures by suspendinB the
'rtfipD.ut club from further participa-
'on league football. 1t appears that
tlt '.rcapoiut State League team played
''r..-e "a that dly. and that the team
IN NJ ms game contains names That
~" Hn tho Metropolitan League game
IrtHr. tn. matter has been referred to
49, southern New York State Football
association.
IT,. d.aw.ugs for the second round OF
VT, Metropolitan and District League cup
TIA ,"re, rosulted as follows Chelsea
vs. L 7 Strollers or Hamilton; 81.
''''F" " Yonhers. Subway VS. Over
zen white Rose, bye, The games
'I-' 1" played on or before February IL,
her conditions of the previous
r-'".".' were repeated yesterday. In CON
t,4a''" "f which the game between the
,,'.'.' = n q. A. Strolers and the
S"'r& >'fs soheduled at Taft's oval In
"''''' y, Va postponed again.
The sun. [volume] (New York [N.Y.]) 1833-1916, 1914-02-01
YACHTSMEN DINE AND CHAT.
Great south bay Men Get Together
10 RctrOspect aud Prog

Nachtsmen who spend the summer
months sailing on Great South Bay held
their annual dinner at the Hotel Claridge
last night and listened to speeches by the
Corinthians. There were present members
of the South BAY Yacht Club of Pat
chogue, the Babylon Yacht Club. the I'm.
qua -Corinthian Yacht club of Amityville.
the South Side Yacht Club of Sayville.
the Islp Yacht club, the South Shor"
Yacht Club of Frecport. the Bellport Bay
Yacht Club and the Moriches Yacht Club.
The dinner committee was made up Of
Commodore Francis II. Holmes, Iiellport
BAY Yacht Club, chairman Charles II.
Southland. South shore Yacht Club ".
II. Simons. South Side Yacht Club. and
W. T. Louden, Inqua. Corinthian Yacht
club This committee invited Horace T..
Boucher, chairman OF the regatta commit
tee Of the Larchmont Yacht club Com.
modore william II. Moftitt, Bay Shore
Motor Boat club; Herbert r. stone, edi
tor of Yachting. and Commodore John
Holly Clark. Point q Woods Yacht Club,
to speak.
The yachtsinen spent part of the
evening discussing their annual cruise II
was suggested that one regatta committee
manage the racing for the entire cruise
instead Of having new committee take
charge of the sport at each port.
The sun. [volume] (New York [N.Y.]) 1833-1916, 1914-02-01
NINE GAMES ON SCHEDULE.
Washington and Lee Eleven Will
Play Four at Home, Five Away.

LEXINGTON, Va. Jan. 3l.-Washington
and Lees football schedule for 1914, an
nounced tonight by Manager $. .. Laugh
lin, Jr., shows four games at home and
FIVE on foreign grilrons. The contests
on Wilson Field will be with Marshall
College OF Huntington. W. Va. on Sep
TENDER 20: with Morris Harvey College
OF Barboursville. ". Va, on October 3 :;
with Wake Forest on october 10 and
with Roanoke on october "a.
Georgetown will be played in Rich
mond. Va, on October IL V. J.. l. in
Roanoke, Va. tprobably), on October 81 !;
Swarthmore in Lynchburg. Va. on Mo-
vember Z West Virginia in Charleston,
w. Va. on November IA. and a. and VI.
of North Carolina In Norfolk. Va, on
November &c. This last team was the
only one to score a touchdown on WASH
ington and Lee last season and II came
only in the last minute OF play In the
last game OF the year.
Washington and Lees football coach
IN Eloock OF Dartmouth: her captain,
Z. A. Donahue Of Somerville. Mass. and
her manager, y. OLaughlin, Jr, of Wheel
ing, W. Va
The sun. [volume] (New York [N.Y.]) 1833-1916, 1914-02-01
ALLYN TAKES PRINCIPAL PRIZE.
white Plains Gunncr's 50 Hest of
All at New Rochelle shoot.

NEW ROCHELLE, Jan. 3l-Thirty two
trapshoot-rs representing five clubs COM
pctcd to-day In a driving raiustorm for
the prizes offered by the New Rochelle
Yacht club At an invitation handicap
shoot held on Harrison Island facing the
Sound.
II. -. AllNu of the White Plains Gun
Club with ~ won the principal match.
which was at 100 clay birds. at Ii yards
rise. The runner M Was VI H. Guggen-
helm OF the Siwanoy Club, whose total
was -. H. l.. Ferguson OF the Stamford
Gun Club was third with 20.
The White Plains Clue was the winner
OF the team prize for the best five scores.
They were made by II. q. Allyn. y. j..
Burns, \. Boitl, T. II. Lawrence and j..
H. Finch their total showing 800 The
New Rochelle Yacht Club men were sec
ond with ESQ and the kuollwood Club
third with go. The scores follow
no. Allyn. white Plains u.s. SO. NJ H.
GuEgenhclm. Siwanoy, es "a, II. l.. 10
euson stamford -. "a. \. l.. Burns
Nn mirn o ptl' H. II J. r. pdnoysn -n Msw
Rochelle, 81, 80. Miss !. rhorpe. % ~
I'' w, II SEk., k"G s,9'. IS -
Non LcuGerke. UNATTACHED. -, . 80: e. Won
Lereerkg; professional 6d. sc \ BettL
wsn , IS ;7-55. = NJ. wilson. Is nSiiwood,
- 49, \ Chandicr , N"w E; I,
u. -. Il. stoddard. New Rochelle -, al
". :. Bullock. Sew Rochelle. 30. Isl
pa", profe,,sio,nsi' 90 50. r y.
roN, <noliwood, 40. los e. = crsnbery.
New Rochelle %. IS. H. ". henderson,
Ne% HOsSene' So Us, j. Il tinch, WGi,s
plsins. ~. 81. g. \. MARYLAND, Ne~
PDsmsll' IL, 81? is np,cG M !aw Nora
90, O.. 55. NJ. McNoy, u, knoil~ood o. =,
o. Ns GTfmp wp,e k Palm. ~ 80 81
Z. I. HcalN, White PLANE 3, 1a-is
The sun. [volume] (New York [N.Y.]) 1833-1916, 1914-02-01
BAKER MAKES RIVALS
TRAIL IN HIS WAKE
Sheppard, Meredith, Anderson
and Granger Left Far in
Rear Of Champion.
MEL FIFTEEN YARDS BACK
lie Gets Second, but Others
Are Nowhere at Finish Of
1857 3-5 Half Mile.
MEL FIFTEEN YARDS BACK

NEWARK, n. j.. Jan. 31.--Homer Baker
of the New York A. c., the national half
mile champion, acted In accordance with
his lofty title at the Central High School
athletic games at the First Regiment
aiIory tonight. when he captured the
special event at his favorite distance
from an entry that included such runners
as Melvin Sheppard and James E. Mere
dlth the Olympic heroes; w. r. Granger
OF Dartmouth and William Anderson OF
the New York A. G.
Baker opened UP "A gap In the final lap
Of the race that stamped him far above
the others In the competition and he was
able TO cross the winning line fifteen
yards ahead Of the peerless Sheppard
with Anderson trailing in third place.
Granger and Meredith were 70 far In
the ruck that 10 attention was paid 70
them. Bakers time was 1 :57 as.
The New Jersey interscholastic cham
pionships were contested also In the meet
and th> Central High School athletes
made runaway race of the point trophy
from the start.
Charles Boughton OF Central High
School broke the New Jersey interschoas-
tic record for the mile run. He finished
ahead Of En- Carlock. the Bloomfield High
School distance runner, in the last forty
yards OF stirring tussle The efforts
that Boughton was forced to expend pro-
duced the new figure, 4:31 10. Ezra
Wenz, now at Colby COLLEGE, last year
while at Roselle High School won the
State interscholsstic championship and
created the best previous record OF 4:4O.
Boughton proved his mettle again later
In the evening when he also won the half
mile state schoolboy title. NJ. Cook OF
Bloomfield pressed him hard and at the
finish one OF the judges called It a dead
heat" but the majority gave the race TO
Boughton by the narrowest margin. The
summaries:
$50 Yard Rpn-won by Homer Baker
New York A. c. second. Melvin Sheppard,
/. Found .sho,,pu'E.,won by r. r. Collins
Ruth.rford If $ third. GEORGE smith, Cen.
trail II. s. Distance. ~ feet.
one Mile Run senior-won BY c. Boush
noomd.d H. s. ,hlra' Loh Levine n nsy%ES
IL = fourth. a. Day. Plainheld IL. ;.
go ward Run. senior-won By J. scha.t.
fer Harrington II. 5 second r. J. Mere
dlth Peddie institute: third. W Angus
s sa. 7 = r, fosr'S n walNenbers south
"a Yard Dssh, senor-won by ! n
Uarlner csntrai High school; -. wi.s
st BSnea!ets Prep. third: x. Grimm sl'f If.
Wing ION High School fourth. Time ~
by NJ Gordon. Yonkers. scratch; ~ Dcvan.
rey, Irl.h Amsris,n A G. 10 yards: second
by william Richie, unattached, 20 yard.
Frank Larsy Dartmouth College. scratch
third. Time 80 as seconds.
', Rsnnins Hish lump ssn'Trwwen hy b
central u. =. second: II Rurvon. Plainncld
II. :. third. Height. feet 81. inches.
The sun. [volume] (New York [N.Y.]) 1833-1916, 1914-02-01
MAY LET F0REsTERs ROW.
intercollegiate body to Rule on
syracuse eligibility Question.

Whether freshmen In forestry at
Syracuse University will be allowed to
row on their first year crew at Poush-
keepse or not will be decided by the
Rowing Association next Tuesday after
noon" said Morton j. Bogue, chairman
OF the board and Columbia representative
OF the association. yesterday. 1t is as-
serted in unofficial quarters that the
up Staters will have to do without their
burly woodmen. but this is not upheld
by any one who has any intimate con-
nectiou with the association.
II was Murray :. Steadman, graduate
manager of Syracuse. who brought IL to
the attention OF the board recently that
the yearlings of Jim Ten Eyck were
being Disseminated against unwittingly.
The association. which Ia composed Of
Cornell, Columbia and Pennsylvania, has
In one of it's laws a clause which says
that no student In law or other profess
sional graduate course shall be allowed
to row on freshmen crew. although he
may row on the varsity during the re-
naming years OF his course. Forestry
lie considered "A graduate course, although
agriculture is not.
S,eadman showed Bogue a sheaf OF
papers concerning the entrance require
ments to schools of forestry at Cornell,
University OF Washington and Wisconsin.
and pointed out that these institutions
made forestry part of agriculture.
Students who intended to take forestry
registered in agriculture and thereby de-
liberately or unconsciousiy avoided the
ruling of the association.
A. Syracuse students register directly
for forestry and are lost to the freshmen
crew Syracuse has few students. in COM
parison with Columbia, who are pursu-
ing graduate courses, so no additional
material Is made up at that end for the
amount lost through the present ruling
In regard to forestry freshmen students.
Jim Rice. Columbia coach said that
while Syracuse seemed to 90 along we'll
enough on the present basis IL was un-
fair nevertheless
Steadman has lighting chance Of
having the boa ri rule in his favor.
The sun. [volume] (New York [N.Y.]) 1833-1916, 1914-02-01
NEW STYLE CONTRACTS USED.
Demaree and stock Line Up with
Giants for Next Three Years.

Three year contracts Of the new form
have been signed by both Al Demaree and
Milton Stock Of the Giants. This IS shown
by the National Leagues latest bulletin
which announces PRONUNCIATION OF these
contracts as we'll
with Boston-Thomas II. Griffith.
with Chicaeo-Chsrles T. Smith. Thomas
W Leach. Herman G Bronkie, George r
Pierce. 1914. 1915, 1915; Arthur r. phelan.
1914 1915, 1915.
with Cincinnati-Armando Marsans,
1917, 1915. 1916.
with Philadelphia-Bcn Lineup. j. e.
Huislip
with Pttsburg-A Wilbur Cooper
with St Loui.-Zinn Beck Arnold J.
Hauser William NJ steele. John V Miller
1914. 1915. W. d. Perri:t. +. snyder. Leo
A Dressen.
The sun. [volume] (New York [N.Y.]) 1833-1916, 1914-02-01
lake Daubert Nop
a Merry Maqnate

lake BERT, magnate!
J The news came from Albany
yesterday. Herman A. Meyer and
John +. Durney are the other
directors of the Oakland Baseball
Club, Inc, to employ and maintain
a baseball club, manage fairs, exhi-
bitions. &C. which received it's in
corporation papers ut the State capi-
tai, the clubs capital being $1,000.
Daubert explained himself last night.
its a semi-pro team he said, and
will play at the Parkway Driving
Club grounds. Oh, no, won't play
Secretary Ebbets, Jr., Of the
Dodgers fastened TO explain his atti-
tude toward Jacobs latest ladder to
fame. That's o. K he blurted; Il
knew it all the time
The sun. [volume] (New York [N.Y.]) 1833-1916, 1914-02-01
MAY GET IN ACTION AT LAST.
Colu mbin Hockey Team Has Three
Games scheduled Up state.

The committee on athletics at Columbia
announced yesterday that three hockey
games have been scheduled for the team
next week. The chances that these games
will be played and not cancelled. AZ have
all other contests Of the Columbia seven
to date. seem bright because they are
scheduled to be played upstate
ON Tuesday and Wednesday the Blue
and White meets the Duchess Golf and
Country club az Poughkeepsie and on
Friday Cornell and Ithaca.
capt. Milbank said the team is In fair
shane. despite the fact that practice has
been limited to two days week AT ST.
Nicholas Rink
The sun. [volume] (New York [N.Y.]) 1833-1916, 1914-02-01

rIrrsBURG. Jan. 3I--RaymCnd A. Car.
roll Of the Indiana State Normal School
broke the worlds record for the so yard
dash in the indoor track championship OF
the Middle Atlantic Association of the ~
\. L, NJ Duquesne Garden tonight. His
time was 6 Is seconds. onc-fifth OF a
second better than the last previous mark.
held jointly by siA athletes
The sun. [volume] (New York [N.Y.]) 1833-1916, 1914-02-01
ERASMUS HOPES FOR FORSYTH
ROchester Gridiron star Expected
60 Coach school Team.

In all probability Walter :. tJackl
FORSYTH. who for two years has starred
In the gridiron battles of the University
OF Rochester. will accept liberal offer to
coach the Erasmus Han High school
football team of Brooklyn next season.
Erasmus Hall was left without n coach
when Rudie C;orsch accepted a position
OF assistant coach uf the New York
University eleven AT the close of last
season. Forsyth Is not tho only "andi-
date. bur from all reports he will be
the next coach Of the Flatbush school.
The sun. [volume] (New York [N.Y.]) 1833-1916, 1914-02-01

WAsHINGroS. Jan. ~ The results OF
the sixth son,est for the civilian rife club
gallery championship % the Tinted
states show no change In leaders. The
Warren. Pa. Rife Club won its match
and retains its lead with six straight
wins. followed closely by the District of
Columbia Rife Association and the
Engineers Rife and Revolver club OF
Cleveland. Ohio. each with Ave wins and
ono loss
The sun. [volume] (New York [N.Y.]) 1833-1916, 1914-02-01
Navy Takes Every Event.

ANNAPOLIS, Nd. Jan. 3l-The tank
men OF tho Naval Academy won first
place in every event against the swim
mers OF Marstons School OF Baltimore
this afternoon. Dashiel, stocky fourth
class man, was the star of the meet.
taking the Zoo yard dash and the 40
yard breast stroke. In the former he had
hard fight with Vail of last years team
and won by n stroke IN the last fve Yards
The sun. [volume] (New York [N.Y.]) 1833-1916, 1914-02-01
CADETS SUFFER EIGHTH
DEFEAT AT BASKETBALL.
Syracuse Latest Five to Drub
Army, Though Losers show
Vast Improvement.

WEST POINT. Jan. 3l--Now 1T is eight
straight defeats for the Army basketball
team, Syracuse being the most recent fvs
to beat the cadets. The score was 20 TO
81. To-day's game was by far the best on
the Army's court this year, the cadets
showing greatly improved game and
Syracuse the cleverest and fastest hvs
that has yet been here The up-Staters
were on the short end of an If score at
half time.
waldron, until his injury in the second
half, which took him out Of the game. was
best for the Army. while Castle was the
Syracuse star. The lineup:
Army. Positions Syracuse
kilburn. ....... Left forward. 900. Mahoney
Hobbs ........ Right guard. mn. seymour
Hibbs ....: 900. Left guard. ......... Crisp
score--Army. y; syracuse 20 Goals from
feld--Waidron. Kilburn I. Boyc. Hobbs
hoffman 2, Castle 4, seymour, crisp. Keib g.
Goals from foul-Wadror &, kilburn 9.
Castle s. substitutions--Willlams for wal
dron keib for Mahoney. Referee-Mr.
Thorp OF Columbia Cmpre-Mr Koch Of
lonkers. Time OF halves--20 minutes
Cadets peyton, '16. and Balsam. ~,
went to a mo decision" finish In the box
ing bout and the wrestling bout between
Cadets Haskell. IA. and Larkin. rs, was
a draw. with no fall.
The sun. [volume] (New York [N.Y.]) 1833-1916, 1914-02-01
Home Plays Indifferent y.

Willie Hoppe will have final prep FOR
hi. billiard match with sutton Oh Tues
day at Thun's room tomorrow night
with Harry Cline as an opponent Last
night Hoppe played only fair billiards.
running out 800 points in fourteen in
nings. Jose Ortiz made ls6 In an inning
less
The sun. [volume] (New York [N.Y.]) 1833-1916, 1914-02-01

Essen F'rLLs. y j., Jan, 81 '-- The
Kingsley School basketball team easily
defeated the Lea! SCHOOL hvs of Plainnelh
nv "A score OF ~ TO II here to-day. This
makes the sixth straight victory for
kingsley. The local team led At the
end of the first period 20 to ..
The sun. [volume] (New York [N.Y.]) 1833-1916, 1914-02-01

U,cKrNsAcK, y. j.. Jan 3l,--The girls
Ia sketball team OF Alontclair High School,
champions of the state, met with defeat
here this afternoon when the Hackeh u
sack High school girls team won by
score OF 90 TO -. breaking the winning
strcnk of the Montclair team ana ihcreas-
ing their own to nine siralsh' V'ctor'es'
The sun. [volume] (New York [N.Y.]) 1833-1916, 1914-02-01

;, '"N rIEsyILLE. Va, Jan. 81, - The
-" % Virginia football schedule
If. I'anc'd here to-day and includes
sa" with Yale, Swarthmore. Wander
.'-.l Nprth Carolina, South Caro-
=, Jpnus, Annapolis. Randolph
''a'un tld Richmond
The sun. [volume] (New York [N.Y.]) 1833-1916, 1914-02-01
CADETS TROUNCE LA SALE.
New York Military Academy piles
IN score of ~ Ia Z.

CoRNwALL. y. =. Jan. 3l.--Tho baskct-
pail team of New York Military Academy
defeated the La Sale School five hy
score Of 81 to - here to-day. Henderson
played star game for the victors, ana
Prendergast showed best for La Sale.
The Military Academy five led at the end
Of tho first nerinh 10 70 y. ZINC llneup.
The sun. [volume] (New York [N.Y.]) 1833-1916, 1914-02-01

Although II took Gunbost Smith
fifteen rounds TO stop Arthur Pelkey in
san Francisco on New Years Day, Kid
Kenneth. a husky Californian OF doubtful
ability, knocked Telkey out In six rounds
at Taft three weeks later. Kenneth has
manager who has begun to annoy the
Gunner with steady stream OF chal.
lcngos
The sun. [volume] (New York [N.Y.]) 1833-1916, 1914-02-01
AUTOMOBILE AND MOTOR TRUCK IN.
STRt(IlO>.
AUTOMOBILES ruR HiYE.

rACkiRD LIMotsiNEs EQ! N TO ANY
TO THEATRE AID ktrrkN, 5000
SMALL; CAR, FOR StoiTiNH AND CALL.
300. GARAGE, I53 J.. 53D ST.
The sun. [volume] (New York [N.Y.]) 1833-1916, 1914-02-01
MOTOR QUESTIONS and ANSWERS
Loss of Compression

o. There lea puz,.ing 10" ~ oomr'e''ion in nv
engine, which wa n-w this wA,cn. The yslyes
have been put in peict order And there Is no
apparent leakage Al any point. Can you suggests
hsrIy cause s. A. J..
The sun. [volume] (New York [N.Y.]) 1833-1916, 1914-02-01

Score--NeW NOrk MlIIIfy N'NT',IIEy y, y ~
s"n White Hudler. prenderraSt I. J
Laura . Koran. Goals from fouls-Itent .
Umpire--ltll'y
The sun. [volume] (New York [N.Y.]) 1833-1916, 1914-02-01

OF the first period ~ 10 y
New-York tribune. [volume] (New York [N.Y.]) 1866-1924, 1914-01-04
THE CROCODILE
ny OLIVER HEREFORD.

A Crocodile once dropped line
To Fox To invite him 10 dine
But the Fox wrote 70 say
He was dining that day.
With a Bird friend. and begged 70 oecA''
She sent of at once 10 Goat.
"Pray don't disappoint me- she wro's
But ne answered too late,
He'd forgotten the date.
Having thoughtlessly eaten her note
The Crocodile thought him Ill bred.
And invited two Rabbits instead
But the Rabbits replied
They were hopelessly tied
BY a previous engagement, and hea'
Then she wrote in despair TO some =.
And begged them 10 drop in 70 in'-
But the Eels left their cards
With their coolest regards.
And took 20 what went for their heeA
Cried the Crocodile then, in disgust
my motives they seem TO mistfus@
Their suspicious are base
Since they don't know their place
| suppose II must starye, | nns'.
From Artful Antlcks. by DIVER " No.
Century COMPANY Copyright, owe 10.
ford. 1894. Century Company, lsoo-i''
elusive.
New-York tribune. [volume] (New York [N.Y.]) 1866-1924, 1914-01-04
Tribune Junior Forum 81
SOME GAMES FOR JANUARY

WHO was the first President Of n.
United States"
who had the first Thanksgiving Day =
American.
Where was the first battle Of the Pew.
lution?''
who made the first teamboat7"
Third. second. first" is another "cjrcl.s
game One guest stands In the centre an.
points rapidly IN turn at three perso,,
saying at the same time Third. ssooo.
first" The one 20 whom ne points via,
he says first Is then 1T" The fun !,
this game lies in the quick surprises p,
no one knows who will be pointed TO n.y,
The supper table can be decorated vs,v
festively. a great. sparkling. frosted ben
hangs over the table. and from the edz.
OF II hang by their handles little shining
nickel bells. 4 ribbon from the tongue q,
each bell goes 10 each guests plate, and
the bells are drawn as favors at the c;os.
Of the supper. Al each place is a funny
pasteboard doll creature, made with ball,
Ike skirts for a girl and bell-like blooner.
for a man.
The sandwiches are bell shaped or eis>
cut like the figure a." and there IA a
simple salad. topped with snowy whipped
cream Little white frosted cakes nav
have Jan. T. or 81" iced on them in rss
sugar The Ice cream should be vanilla.
New-York tribune. [volume] (New York [N.Y.]) 1866-1924, 1914-01-04
TRIED BY FIRE.

rhe sugar cane stands so proud an
smart
You'd never suspect it sweet at dc
heart
Put to prove its sweets 1t Yields It's
viii
To he tried by fire an ground in de
mill
An it amt by itself in dat IN DAT
No il amt 10y itself in DAT.
This little jingle in negro dialect
by Ruth McEnery Stuart lfrom
Daddy So Funuy'S Wisdom Jingles'
The Century Company is chosen for
the text Of this editorial because II
can show YOU a great truth which Is
very hard for many Of Us TO learn.
This is it: Lots OF. people are very
sweet and have big. warm hearts,
even il they do look tall and Stif
and don't continually grin at every
body
We are So prone to think every
body is cross if they don't smile al
the time. Now. do not think for a
moment chat smiling face isn't a
beautiful and lovely thing il iS-but
although every one hasn't smiling
face. he man nevertheless have a
smiling heart.
The poem says further that the
sugar cane is tried ny fire and ground
i'm the mill and comes out the sweet
sugar that we an know and like so
much. This means that all OF us
should try to re sweet, even II II Is
hard for us to be. even if folks are
cross 10 Us. even if We do not win the
games we play and the races we run.
All these things are the mills that
grind rs. and if we remain sweet
after we have had bad luck or mis-
fortune il really means that we are
sweet even If we don't smile crcrY
minute
Isn't it wonderful what lesson the
silent sugar cane, growing outdoors,
can teach us:
New-York tribune. [volume] (New York [N.Y.]) 1866-1924, 1914-01-04
GOOD RESOLUTIONS.

The first Of these is called '%ood feso
lutlons" Slips Of paper are passeu
arounu and each guest writes down some
resolution, the more ridiculous the better
These slips are collected and another SET
Is passed around on these are 10 ne
written conditions beginning with IT
These are also collected. Then the 'reSo-
rtIons" and conditions" are. passed
around the company and each guest takes
one of each kind Of slips The two are
nut together, and read as parts OF one
sentence by each in turn. Thus some
may draw a resolution and a "condi-