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The Pensacola journal. (Pensacola, Fla.) 1898-1985, 1914-08-06
FOR MISS GUSSIE
DURHAM.

For her small daughter, Gussie,
Mrs. L. e. Durham entertained thirty
little girls at a happy birthday party
Tuesday afternoon at her home on
East Brainard street.
Little Mics Durham was seven
years cid AAd everything bespoke the
The Pensacola journal. (Pensacola, Fla.) 1898-1985, 1914-08-06
WILL VISIT RELATIVES
IN LOUISVILLE,

VTIG
IN LOUISVILLE.
Mrs. Frederick Gilmore and children
leave today for Louisville, where they
will be the guests of Mr.. and Mrs.
Richard Knott
Mr. and Mrs Gilmore and children,
DR.. J. G. Cravey and Mr. George Cra-
vey spent the past week at Milstead.
going and returning by automobile.
The Pensacola journal. (Pensacola, Fla.) 1898-1985, 1914-08-06
Seveet Dreams Keeps Mosquitoes
Off All Night Long -15c Everyovhere
Wholesale distributors

drug stores. Wholesale distributors
Lewis Bear Co.
For your convenience every drug and
grocery store stock Sweet Dreams. Large
bottles 15c. Sold everywhere. For sale
bv Balkcom Drug Co.. Pensacola Feed
Co Marine Grocery Co, J. NJ. Nowl-
ing & Son, John Menace, w. L. Meyer
F. Herman, Mrs Braswell. (adv)
The Pensacola journal. (Pensacola, Fla.) 1898-1985, 1914-08-06
WIN. G. Gannett.

Calumny hurts three persons-him
who utters it, him who hears it, and
him Of whom 1t is spoken; but the
last. happily, not always, or not for
a long time.-Exchange.
The Pensacola journal. (Pensacola, Fla.) 1898-1985, 1914-08-06
MRS. BROWNING GUEST
OF HER PARENTS.

Mrs. George H. Browning. who is
now making her home in Jacksonville.
where Mr.. Browning is engaged in
business, is the guest OF her parents,
Mr.. and Mrs. w. w. Bagley.
Mrs Browning will be in Pensacola
for about a month, and her friends
here will extend to her a most cor
dial greeting
The Pensacola journal. (Pensacola, Fla.) 1898-1985, 1914-08-06

How to Cure Sprain.
A sprain may be cured in about one
third the time required by the usual
treatment by applying Chamberlain
Liniment and observing the directions
with each bottle. For sale by all deal
ers. (Ady.)
The Pensacola journal. (Pensacola, Fla.) 1898-1985, 1914-08-06
DR.. Chas. r. Mitchell, Os-
teopath, will return to his
practice August 18th.
Local NOTICE TO MARINERS.

Fiorida-Santa Rosa Islaud-Bunch
Timber Range Front ard Rear Lights
relighted July 80, having been found
extinguished. G. & G.. s. Chart 1856
Light List. Atlantic Coast, 1914, p.
22e. Nos. 1875 and 1873. Buoy List, sth
District, 1912, p. IA. Coast Pilot, Part
VIII, 1908, p. rs. BY order of the Com
missioner Of Lighthouses:
3. B. DORRY,
Inspector 9Th Lighthouse District.
The Pensacola journal. (Pensacola, Fla.) 1898-1985, 1914-08-06

was covered with deliberately en-
broidered dragons. She wore several
Jade jewels and carried a beautiful
Chinese fan.
The Pensacola journal. (Pensacola, Fla.) 1898-1985, 1914-08-06
VISITING IN
PENSACOLA

Mrs. Chas. A. Garland and two lit
tie daughters. katherine and Asimia,
of Mobile. are the guests of Mrs. Gar
lands sister, Mrs. Pourtless, for a
couple of weeks. She is being de-
lightfully entertained
The Pensacola journal. (Pensacola, Fla.) 1898-1985, 1914-08-06

Keep in touch with home
and friends while on your
vacation by reading The
Journal.
The Pensacola journal. (Pensacola, Fla.) 1898-1985, 1914-08-06
ANNOUNCE BIRTH OF A
DAUGHTER

Mr. and Mrs. J. E. Watson an
nounce the birth of a daughter, July
80, at their home, North Davis street.
She will be named Frma Belle,
The Pensacola journal. (Pensacola, Fla.) 1898-1985, 1914-08-06
CALLED MEETING OF ST.
kATHERlNE'S GUILD.

A meeting of St Katherine's Wo-
mans Guild has been called, to take
place Immediately after service at
the church today. All members are
earnestly requested to be present.
The Pensacola journal. (Pensacola, Fla.) 1898-1985, 1914-08-06
MEETING LADIES' AID FIRST
PRE- SBYTERlAN CHURCH.

The Ladies' Aid Society Of the First
Presbyterian church will meet in the
church parlor this afternoon at five
O'Clock. and full attendance is
urged.
The Pensacola journal. (Pensacola, Fla.) 1898-1985, 1914-08-06

MISS JEFFiE SMITH VISITING
IN CINCINNATI
Miss Jeffiie Smith Is the gues6 of
friends in Cincinnati for the next
fortnight Miss Smith is enjoying
many courtesies and pleasures during
her vacation.
The Pensacola journal. (Pensacola, Fla.) 1898-1985, 1914-08-06

MEETING OF G. IA.
TO 3. OF L. e.
The G. I. A. to B. of L. E. will
meet this afternoon at 2:3o. at the X.
OF P. Hail. and all members are ear
nestl yrequested to be present.
The Pensacola journal. (Pensacola, Fla.) 1898-1985, 1914-08-06

Mrs. George Noteworthy will leave
this week to visit relatives of Mr. =.
Noteworthy in Jacksonville.
The Pensacola journal. (Pensacola, Fla.) 1898-1985, 1914-08-06
MEETING OF THE
NnRrk Hi HIRHI

The North Hill Circle will be enter
tanned this afternoon at four O'clock
by Mrs. Felo McAllister and all men,
bers are asked to attend.
The Pensacola journal. (Pensacola, Fla.) 1898-1985, 1914-08-06

News from Misses Dora and Jodie
Sullivan. who are spending the sum-
mer in the west, finds them at Bon
ners Ferry, Idaho, guests of Miss Ma
RE Wales.
The Pensacola journal. (Pensacola, Fla.) 1898-1985, 1914-08-06

and children at Mary Esther, going
up for a days outing.
Mr. Howard Mayes is spending a,
few days at Hotel Cedars, where he
is one of the colony of Pensacola
folk who are enjoying the freedom
Of the sound country and that hos
pitality for which Mr.. and Mrs. Ship
ley have become famed.
The little daughter of Mr.. and Mrs.
f. B. Welles was christened at st.
Katherine's church Thursday, July 30.
by the Rev A. c. S. Smythe. The
little lady will bear the name, Edith
Beatrice.
Mrs. T. V. Waite and son, Thomas
vesta- Jr., and Joseph Earl leave
Wednesday for Pineapple, Ala. where
they will spend a month visiting
friends and relatives.
Mrs Oliver Semmes and her three
children. Oliver, Emily and Anna nte,
are pleasantly located at York House
at Radburn Gap in the mountains of
North Georgia for the remainder Of
the summer.
Mrs Beverage Monroe and her
two little girls. Elizabeth and Anna.
of Mobile. are visiting Mrs. Monroe's
mother, Mrs w. L. Bell, on West
Jackson street.
Miss Lydia Frotcher, of New Or
leans, is expected Friday for a visit
with her sister, Mrs. E. F. Burce.
Miss Frotcher is a member of the
faculty of the Sophie Newcomb Me-
The Pensacola journal. (Pensacola, Fla.) 1898-1985, 1914-08-06

DR.. r. a. Brink has Joined his wife
and children at Mary Esther, going
up for a DAYS outing.
The Pensacola journal. (Pensacola, Fla.) 1898-1985, 1914-08-06
ANNOUNCE THE BIRTH OF

Mr.. and Mrs. J. D. Hardesty of
Houston. Texas, announce the birth
OF a daughter.
The Pensacola journal. (Pensacola, Fla.) 1898-1985, 1914-08-06

Mrs Heidelberg and Miss Occie
Clubbs left Tuesday for Murphy, and
other Pensacolians have been there
for some time.
The Pensacola journal. (Pensacola, Fla.) 1898-1985, 1914-08-06

Miss Adelaide Bell is enjoying &
visit to college friends in Kentuck!
and Tennessee.
The Pensacola journal. (Pensacola, Fla.) 1898-1985, 1914-08-06
PERSONAL MENTION

Mrs. c. J. Oerting left today to joiT
the colony of Pensacolians, who are
spending the summer at Murphy
North Carolina.
The Pensacola journal. (Pensacola, Fla.) 1898-1985, 1914-08-06

mortal College and is one of the
best known educators in New Or
leans.
Honolulu star-bulletin. [volume] (Honolulu [Oahu, Hawaii]) 1912-2010, 1914-10-28
RUSSIAN ORANGE PAPER

the third instaliment ~ the Russian !
int Of that country relative 70 the
In Europe and including : copy 81 the
at the verge 81 thesNaf:
and that the cabinet Of Berlin would
be best qualified to exercise II Grey
pointed out at the same time that the
Sefyian reply % the Austrian note ex.
|ceeded BY its moderation and its spirit
Of E0nciIia7on anything that euuigi
have been expected. Grey added that
be concluded that Russia had advised
Belgrade to give = moderate reply,
and that he thought thai the Serviafl
/ reply could serve as the basis Of 4
pacific and acceptable solution bf the
question.
Under these cOndIlldns Icoptindeii
Grey, II Austria, despite this reply, be-
gan hostilftIes she would prove her m
tentions Of destroying Servias The
Question placed on This ground would
produce q situation which might bring
about q war In which all the powers
would be involved.
Grey In conclusion declared that
the English government was very sim
|cerely disposed to collaborate with
the German government 30 long az II
was q question Of the preservation OF
peace. but that ID the contrary case
England reserved an entire liberty Of
action.
tsigned) BENCKENDoRFF
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,No.M.

-
Abe Ambassador II Austria Hungary
70 the Minister Of Foreign Affairs.
1Telegram.)
Vienna, 14th-17fh July, 1914. !
The minister of foreign AFFAIRS Is abb
sent During prolonged conversation
which had today with Macchia +
drew. II altogether friendly terms his
attention TO the unfayorable impress
sion that had been produced in Russia
by the presentation by Austria to Ser.
via of demands absolutely inaccept-
able BY any independent state, no mat.
ter how small. added that this pro-
ceeding which might bring about com.
plications of the least desirable kind
had provoked In Russia 4 profound
surprise and general reprobation II
must be supposed that Austria, under
the Influences Of the German represen-
tatiye at Vienna. who during all this
crisis has played the role Of an In
stigator. counted upon the probability
OF the loc4lization Of ifs c0nfItt with
Servia and on the possibility Of deliv-
ering aeeri6us blow % this latter with
impunity The declaration 81 the I'M
periaI governments regarding the inI-
possibility Tor Russia Of remaining m
differept IN the face of such procedure
has provoked here 8 deep impression
fSigned) ScHE8II 10.
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Ne. IS.
| The Mihitter Of Foreign Affairs e The
Charge dsAHaifes N Germany.
St Pelsrsbnrs. l6,2sth July 1914.
The ambassador II Germany informs
Ime. IN the name Of the chancellor, that
Germany has not ceased TO exercise In
Vienna q moderafine influence. and
That she WIN continue this action even
aftep the declarations ~ war Up 70
this morning there was no news that
/ the a tstriAn armies had crossed the
| Servian frontier requested the am
khass4tl0r to transmit % the chaneellOr
my thanks Tor the friendly tenbr OF
this communication. II informed him
LOT the military measures taken by
Russia, none Of which, Raid 10 him.
was directed against Germany ! adj
tded that they did not indicate aggres-
| sfye measures against Austria-Hu
gary. these measures being explained
by the mobilization Of the greatest
Ipart Of the Austria Hungarian army.
The ambassador pronouncing himself
| in favor Of direct explanations be-
tween the cabinet OF Vienna andsus.
IT replied that was quite In favor Of
that provided the connsels Of the
cabinet Of Berlin. Of which he spoke,
should nnd an echo In Vienna
At the same time drew attention 10
/ the fact that we were altogether In
favor Of accepting the plan Of Z con-
ference Of the four powers, q plan with
which II seemed Germany was not
entirely in sympathy.
said that. IA my opinion, the best
means Of taking advantage OF all the
methods likely to produce pacific So
luton would consist ina parallel ac-
Ition Of the pourparlers for . confer-
Ienee Of four Of Germany. France, Eng
Hand ana Italy and Of direct contact
betwsen Austrias Hungary and Rnssias
somewhat similar to what had taken
place during the most critical moments
| Of the crisis Of last year.
y told the ambassador that after the
concessions made by Servia, ground
81 compromise on the questions that
remained open would not be difIcult
To- Ind on condition. that is. Of GER
| tain goodwill on the part Of Austria
and on condition that all the powers
lnse all their influence in the direction
Of consolidation
Communicated to the ambassadors
Fin England. In France, In Austria Hun
gary, and In Italy
fSigned) SAZ0NOF. z
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NO. 81.
The Charge dAffaires In Germany to
the Minister Of Foreign Affairs.
.(Telegram.)
Berlin, 1877 July. 1914.
have requested the minister OF for
Ieig9 affairs to support at Vienna your
proposal tending to authorize Szapary
to elaborate. by means Of q private
exchange Of views with Won. a presen-
tation (redactionl OF the Anstro Hun
garian demands acceptable to both
parties. Jagow replied that he vas
acquainted With this proposal. and that
lie shared the opinion OF Pourtalos
that since sszapaTy had begun this
conversation. he. might VERY. well con.
tinue it He win telegraph In this
sense to the ambassador or Germany
at Vienna. begged him to urge upon
Vienna in q more pressing fashion tn
take % this une Of c0lciliation. Ia.
COW replied that he could not advise
Austria to Yield. Z z II s. :,
fsienedj BRoNEWsKY.
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No 50.


The Minister Of Foreign Affsirs 70
the a.nbsssadors u Eppland and
ii France. Il 4
e Telegram. -
ST. Petersburg, I6-2sth July, 1914,
At the time OF my conversation
with the ambassador of Germany OF
which my preceding telegram treats, I
had not yet received the telegram of
15-28th July Of NJ. Sehebekp. s -
The contents Of THIS telegram eon-
stitute 8 refusal on the part Of the
cabinet Of Vienna to proceed to q
direct exchange Of ideas with the i'm
|perial government
Consequently itSonIy' remains with
|Ns osleave ourselves entirely In the
hands Of the British government for
the initiation Of -demarches which It
wifi Judge useful 70 provoke.
Communicated to vienna, Rome and
Berlin. lsignedl SAzON0F. 4
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tsigned) BRoNEWsKY

No. Sc.
The Charge dsAffalres IN servia to the
1Il6isker Of Foreign Affairs.
(IeI6sranl
Nisch, 1s-29th July. 1914.
Today the minister Of Bulgaria, IN
the name c( his government, informed
f11I'[t1 that Bulgaria would observe
s|<hed1 sTRANDTaIAN.
rs Be Continued.
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befIfll, z I0-l6JH Jul ", +fBI4. -,
The Wolff Bureau has not published
the text of the Seryian response which
was communicated to II. Up to this
moment this note has not appeared III
extens0 In any of the local journals.
which. according to all the evidence:
do not wish to give It q place in their
columns. understanding the calming
effect which this publication would
produces upon the German readers. 2
lSignedl BR0NEWSKY.
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The Ambassador IN Austria- iiIn9sfy
80 the Mln!stsf ~ Foreign Affairs
Vlennac / 5-2Sth July. 1914.

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Tho Charge d,AHalrss IN Germany %
the Minister o. Foreign AfaIrss
+ TELEGRAM
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.,,fs,ssesE II Mo- W.
The Ambassadof Ii Austria.liunQary
e The Minister q Foreign Aff,irs. !.
Telegram
Vienna. 15.zSth July. 1911
The decree Of general mohiIi1 ton
has been signed
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TELEGRAM
Fiume. 75l2Sth July. 1914
The sstates fof siege has been pro-
claimed Ii SlaFonia, IN Croatia, and at
.Fiunie, and at the same time the re. re-
servists OF all CLASSES have been mob
Hired sig1edl sALy1ATI.
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The starseuiletin presents below
Orange Paper, the official announeem
matters leading 10 10 the present war
Diplomatic correspondence exchanged
No. 81. s.
The Ambassador In France 10 the
minister a. Foreign Affairs.
ffFeiegfam. Ass!
.--- Paris, 1877 Jniy. 1914.
BY order Of hts government the am
bassador Of Austria has communicated
to the director Of the ministry OF for
eign affairs that the reply Of Seryia
has been Judged unsatisfactory at VI
emma, and that tomorrow Tuesday
Austria would proceed TO. energetic
action the object Of which would be
to force Seryia to give the necessary
guarantees. The minister having
asked in what would consist this ae-
ton the ambassador replied that he
had no exact Information on the sub
jet, but that It might be question
Of the crossing Of the Servian frontier.
OF an ultimatum. aud even Of a declar-
alton Of war.
lSigned) ISvoLSKY.
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No. 81.
The Charge d'AnslreS IN Germany to
the Minister o. Foreign Anairs

fs4it
Berlin. 1879 July. 1914
Upon my question whether he had a
reply from Vienna regarding your pro-
Eposai of private pourpariers &C St
Petersburg, the secretary Of state re-
piled negatively.
He declares that It is very difficnit
for him to influence Vienna, especially
openly. Speaking to Cambon. he, IN
tact. added that IN case Of a too evil
dent pressure Austria would hasten TO
put Germany in presence Of an accom-.
|plished fact
The secretary of state said he had
received today Telegram rom Pour.
tales from which he gathered that,
even more than at the beginning, you
Inre disposed to find compromise &C.
lceptable to all. replied that prob.
ably you had been from the commence.
rlent In, favor Of q compromise. cf
|eourse on the condition that IL should
be acceptable. not only to Austria but
equally TO US He told me next that II
appeared that We had begun to mobil-
ize on the Austrian frontier and that
he feared that this would make more
difficult for Austria the possibility ot
coming to an understanding with us,
particularly as Austria was only mob,
Hiking against Servia and was making
no preparations on our frontier. I re.
piled that according to the inforna.
ton which had Austria was equally
mobilizing on our frontier. and that
consequently we must take similar
measures added that the measures
which we have probably taken on our
side were In no wise directed against
Germany.
fSigned) BRoNEWsKY.
Rock Island Argus. (Rock Island, Ill.) 1893-1920, 1914-05-16
ENGLISH AND IRISH LEAD.

The English and Celtic (including
Irish. Scotch or Welsh group was the
largest among the 32,243.3S persons
of foreign white stock in the United
States in 1910. who represented 39.5
per cent of the total white population
of this country. according to the
mother tongue bulletin which has been
issued recently by Director William
J. Harris of the bureau of the census.
department of commerce. BY mother
tongue is meant the native language,
or that spoken before immigration,
and the report covers all white per-
sons of foreign stock. including the
foreign born and also the natives. one
or both of whose parents were for
eign born.
AS thus reported. the total foreign
white stock whose mother tongue was
English and Celtic (including Irish.
Scotch. or Welsh) numbered 10.037 400
This number represented 1913 per cent
of the total white population of the
United States in1910, which was ST.
731,957. The German group number
ed S,S17.271. or los per cent; Italian,
2.151.422. or Is per cent: Polish, l.
7O7.64O. or 81 per cent; Yiddish and
Hebrew. 1.676.762. or 2.1 per cent:
Swedish, 1.445.S69. or Is per cent:
French, 1,357.169. or IL per cent: and
Norwegian. 1.OO9.S54. or 1.2 Ipr cent
The number of persons i'm the United
State OF foreign white stock reporting
other principal mother tongues were:
Bohemia and Moravian, $780, 1882; Span
ish, AS. 1873; Danish, 446,473: Dutch
and Tristan 324 600 Magyar 200 500.
Slovak. 2S4.444; Lithuanian and Let
fish, 211,235; Finnish. 2OO.esS; Sloven-
ian, 1S3,43I; Portuguese, I4I,26S:
Greek. 13O.379; Serbo-C roatian. I29.-
254. Including Croatian, 1905: Serv-
ian. 26.752; Dalmatian. 5,5O5: and
3.961); Russian. 95.I37:
51,124; Syrian and Arabic,
80. 727; Flemish, 1896: Ruthenian. 35,-
359; Slavic mot specified) 35,IS5: Ar
menian. 3O.O21; Bulgarian. 1880:
Turkish. SAL; Albanian, 1856; all
other, and those whose mother tongue
was unknown. 313,934.
Rock Island Argus. (Rock Island, Ill.) 1893-1920, 1914-05-16

Rural credit changed that condition.
AS soon as the peasant farmers pooled
their honesty for credit they shook
off the usurers. and with cheap capital
began a wonderful development OF
their farms. Cooperation in borrowing
led to cooperation in other things. SO
that in most European countries the
farmers now buy through mutual COM
panies and sell through mutual COM
panies, and they have waxed prosper
Gus.
In less degree a similar develop
ment can be expected in this country.
American farmers are much better off
than were the European peasants a
half century, ago. But in many sec
lions farm development is crippled be-
cause OF high interest rates, and in
these sections particularly the effect
of the bill will be seen first.
Rock Island Argus. (Rock Island, Ill.) 1893-1920, 1914-05-16
The Daily Story
Jack Rose and violets-By Edith v. Ross
Copyrighted 1914 by Associated Literary

| Fred Caruthers and George Gay, two
students. emerged from the labora
to,.v of T.. university where they had
been engaged in work pertaining 10
I the course of analytical chemistry. 1t
| was O'Clock in the afternoon-the
| time for recreation-and they agreed
| that they would take stroll. The
spring had opened, the birds were
singing IN the trees, and the chums
| trudged along with all the light heart
edness of youth.
Some six or seven miles from IL.
university was women's college
When the students of L. took walks
they naturally bent their steps in the
direction of the women's college, ana
Messrs. Caruthers and Gay did so on
this OCCASION They were crossing an
omen field not far from the college
grounds when Caruthers, casting his
eyes upward. after peerinG into the
sky for awhile, remarked:
whats that?"
Cav also looked up and said he
Thought it was a bird. Then Caruth-
ers pronounced 1t to be balloon.
ut will come down pretty soon,
said Caruthers. Lets follow it. Ten
to one it has been sent up by some
student of the women's college
They ran for half a mile, at the end
of which the balloon got caught in the
branch of tree, and Caruthers went
up and brought it down. 1t was an
ordinary tissue paper balloon, with
cross wires at the bottom, to which
had been affixed sponge soaked IN
alcohol The alcohol had burned out
To one of the cross wires DANCED
card. on which was written in femi-
nine hand:
Find me if you can.
81 told you So" said Caruthers.
"Some girl who has gone to college for
fun rather than study has sent it out
for lark"
Its too bad that there should be
two of US instead of one" said Gay
Rock Island Argus. (Rock Island, Ill.) 1893-1920, 1914-05-16
Keeping the Profits In the Family

Jones was invited out to the golf
club recently for his first essay at the
game. He got along fairly well until
he reached the sixteenth hole, which
requires a drive across the drainage
canal. This hole proved his undoing.
six or eight brand new balls being
dubbed into the big ditch. number
of boys were on hand, as usual, and
brisk competition ensued for the lost
balls, a colored urchin known as Sam
30" being the most successful con-
testant. Jones rewarded the boys lib
orally and he and his partner pro-
ceeded on their way, arriving some
quarter of an hour later at the teeing-
ground of the eighteenth hole, which
also necessitates a drive across the
canal. Jones had teed up and was
addressing his ball when his partner
directed his attention to the opposite
bank There a small army of darkies
of all sizes and ages was ranged,
"watchfully waiting" for him to drive
"Sambo," anticipating another harvest,
had scocted home and brought back
the rest of the family.