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The times dispatch. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1903-1914, 1914-04-07
Danish Vain Regrets
and Prevent Wrinkles.
HN Abigail. MOORE.

Lot thc unHu past burV It's dond."
Don't cry over spilled milk" These
gre two really helpful aphorisms.
Nothing wears upon tho soul and
brings lines and wrinkles into the
face like vain regrets. They arc an
insidious poison eating Into ones
health, happiness and looks and they
are so useless.
Moreover. regretting is a habit that
can be cured. OF course, the cue is
To do the best you can according 10
proves n mistake. let the conscious
ness OF having done the best YOU could
he sufficient consolation to prevent re-
Srcts. Sensitive persons particularly
suffer from regret for what lliarnt
have been They should learn to
The times dispatch. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1903-1914, 1914-04-07
WORTH KNOWING

You have diniculty making your
pancakes %! ErIddlc cakes brown 10 .
.uI n' "u" q spoonful OF sugar or half
SPovhiul OF moinSscs TO the batter
ana note how easily and prcttily th.v
~ ON II ne blt o! sugar and mulasscs
HIVE nC' :nanfH inc taste or proper
N"hs OF other INGREDIENTS.
~ good way Ia clean rnirrors 10
l." NIpe thcm with a pad Dipped in
"aiJIns and warm water Then drv
WIN soft cloth ana polish Win =
pee" OF chamois Skin.
p" tXed paper is u cood thing TO
wrap .ihoui thc articles Of food he
,uFt piaCinE them iu the refr!e.rator
~ should also be wrapped about cheese
ana Ike cdih!es that must be l,.nt in
q ar. place. 90 -"
t!% specks ana dirt on mirror
surfaces may be rubbed OF with a
cream made of whiting ana alcohol :
for2N is one Of the best cxiertni
hat"i. ipr ants Pantry shelves and
CRACKS should be sprlnkled well Win il
Ii your shoe polish h.com,i
h3fd'ncd Ia the tin. do not moistcn
"iih Water hu, With milk: il viii
III g. not ecIcraiIv jtrnwr n,,
W!'n laundering uusIins lac, a,,i
d'iir"te. nm" thiuss the" must l."
shaken md clappci b.tv cen tho bands
hliore thoy are rolled n ii rl.an rio,i
ht, are 10 caster o. iron and look
,.,}5,,itS.i,,." ana cieah"r it after drying,
tween % clean rIa;h. they arr run run
THROUGH q mauglc hcfor. ironing
WH'a tho straIner on tho Kitchen
faucet refuses 10 work wen Try r
vinegar oath The deposit from the
water Ia" clorecd the tiny ureninra
;,"d no amount "f brushing viii clear
tHcM 50 Wei! as AN overnight aoakint,
In cup O.! vinegar.
". hen putting down a straw mat
tnE IN sprluE. d"n't tack II. not even
Win double pointed tacks. So" tho
hr"adihs in Il long loose stitch win,
ttoli Garnet thread and then lay IL
* YOU would any carpet ono prc1,
advantage 81 this w1thod Is thai YOU
can citrcfully liz the edges. one al -
tiiic, ara wip" ~ tie dust nat al
The times dispatch. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1903-1914, 1914-04-07

Very quietly the criminal indict-
ments against Prince Philip Eulen-
burg. former ambassador OF Germany
at Vienna, have been guashed II may
be recalled that his trial ut Berlin
seven years ago had to be Interrupted,
owing to the alarming condition OF
his health. After being kept for sey-
cral weeks in tho hospital at Berlin,
he was conveyed In an ambulance 70
his chateau at Liebcnburr, where no
has remained under tho closest police
surveillance ever since. Periodically
II was announced that he had recover
cd sufficiently TO enable the trial TO
hc resumed This was Invariably fol-
lowed BY news to tho effect that no
had suffered n relapse
The public prosecutor. however, has
now declared that h!s medical experts
have visited L!ebenburg several tines
during the past twelve months. on
each occasion without any warning
whatsoever: that every time they
found him In the same condition O,
II! health and that he Ia TO such an
extent affected by acknowledgements that
MS lie is in constant danger. and
mat his attendance AZ trial would
te out OF the question On tho
strength of these medical certtncates
inc public prosecutor. with the ssnc-
non or the Minister of Justice. has or
dered the abandonment OF all further
proceedings against the prince
Copyright. 1914, by tho Brentwood
Company
The times dispatch. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1903-1914, 1914-04-07
Nj f IN u

breakfast.
stcwcd Prunes Cereal
Fried Dreaded Mush with Honey
Egg Mullins coffee
I.uprIcon.
Baked Pork and Beans.
Tomato Sauce biscuits
Apple Sauce Spiked Cakes
Tea
Dinner.
Clear Coup with Croutons
Roast Lamb with Mint Sauce
Baked sweet and White Potatoes
ieas - spinach
Cup CustardS Coffee
Cup CutsarIS.
six eggs. hall cuptul OF sugar one quart
OF new milk Beat tho eggs and the sugar
and milk, and amy extract or iiavorinz ycn
IKE fill your custard cups. sift "a iittle
nutmeg or cinnamon over the tops set thcnl
~ moderate oven in shallow pan lnlf
hlco with hot water In about twenty MIN
utrH Try them With tho handle of a tcl jpnil
10 see IL they arc firm. Judgment ana Gro A.
care arc needed to uttatn skill fra btI,iur,
custrrd FOR IL eft in the oven a mint,t, ,no
i"nE or u The Ire IL 100 hot the milk VIII
certainly whey.
Bustlc backs arc shown In Powered
taHota pannicrs over plain white taC-
fcta
The times dispatch. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1903-1914, 1914-04-07

Jet steel. pearl and bronze beads
arc all seen In the beaded shoe buckles.
Bright satin Innings TO the sleeves
81 Afternoon gowns are turned up to
form cuffs
Baraboo weekly news. [volume] (Baraboo, Wis.) 1912-197?, 1914-02-26
POISONS THAT IRRITATE

When the delicate machinery of the
body is not working tremendously, poi-
cons are retained that should be expelled
These may accumulate in the tissues ana
eaHse irritation. Should this irritation
affect joints or muscles you have rheu-
Snatism If nerve becomes infamed you
have neuralgia. @-l 4t4 ass
But if the system is kept toned up with
DIR. Williams Pink Pills and no body
PoiBOns are retained, foods that once dis
tressed you will be harmless, exposure
viii bring no rheumatism and neuralgia
1nd even germ diseases need hardly be
dreaded.
The lowering of the tom of the system
which results from thin blood is easy
70 recognize. Weakness is always pres
ent, a tendency to perspire and fatigue
easily, ringing in the ears, black =Jots
passing before the eyes, weak back, dizzi-
ness, wakefulness and unrefreshing sleep.
These conditions Dr. Williams Pink Pills
will correct.
DR.. Williams Pink Pills build up the
blood and strengthen the nerves. In
this way the general health is improved,
the appetite increases, and new ambi-
ton and energy developed.
These pills are sold by all druggists.
Send to the Dr. Williams Medicine Co.,
Schenectady, N. Y, for free book Guild
Ing Up the Blood"
Baraboo weekly news. [volume] (Baraboo, Wis.) 1912-197?, 1914-02-26
Maple Hill

Mrs Myrtle Page sattler of socth
Dakota Is visiting her parents here.
Ernest Stabnaw Is home from
Prairie du CHEN where he took treat
ments.
Born to Mr.. and Mrs. Peter Holtz-
man, a daughter, Monday the 9th.
Miss Sadie Curry visited our school
recently. She is making her home
with her sister, Mrs. Gust Kline
schmidt, at the present.
Mrs. Dan Steuber snd Mrs. John
Sinons were called here to see their
father and mother, Mr.. and Mrs. Stab
nav, who are both sick with la grippe.
John Pickar's family are all sick
with tonsilitis and Miss Sarah Albers
was called home from Mendoza to
care for her mother, who Is sick with
q bad cold.
J. E. Walsh made a business trip to
Baraboo today.
Clarence Ladd sold a morse to his
unCIcs IcCcHkiy'
Miss Elizabeth Attridge is to 90 to
La hue school house Friday and Sat-
urday to assist with the diploma ex-
amin alton.
Albert Beetcher is hauling lumber
and shingles for his new barn.
( Alfred I.add Is busy packing Ice
these days,
J. e. Walsh bought a horse from
d. J. Taylor Of Baraboo last week.
Mrs. Louis Hinricks spent the lat
ter part of last week in franklin with
a sister, Mrs. p. A. Sattler, and
brother. Hosie, spent q few days Of
last week with relatives In Baraboo.
Charles Pierce is visiting In this
neigh borhood.
Baraboo weekly news. [volume] (Baraboo, Wis.) 1912-197?, 1914-02-26
MOO COW BEATS BIDDIE

On Wednesday eveEing the Glen.
vile Literary cub debated the fol
lowing question, Resolved: That It IL
more profitable to invest $40 In chick
ems than in a COW. The aft rmative
was presented by Mrs. g. b. Pearson,
Mrs. T.. l.. Pearson and Mrs. Julius
Lucht while the negative was dis
discussed by Mrs. John Rumpf, Mrs.
L. Fl. Palmer and Mrs. Joseph 8tsd-
dler. Mrs. Palmer presented the argu-
ments for Mrs. Langdon, who could
rot be present. The judges were A :.
A. Hunt, Mrs. George Holt and Miss
Minnie Macarthur. Three points
were considered In the judging voice
facts and manner. The judges decided
the affirmative had the best of the
Argument, the negative the best az 10
facts and tie on the manner of-~pre-
sentation. since the facts were more
important than the Others, the judges
decided Ia favor of the negative-the
moo COW. &. ~--.
IL An5interesting fact presented by the
negative was a record of an average
cow at the home of Mr.. and Mrs. G..
Langdon. The COW Is worth aboua $40
and In a year the net return WIS
$191 48 which about equals an inves =
ment of SO, 235 at six per cent.
Baraboo weekly news. [volume] (Baraboo, Wis.) 1912-197?, 1914-02-26

ADAMS EXPRESS IN NEW ROLE
According to an eastern paper the
Adams Express company sees posi-
bilities In a new line. The company
has secured Q contract to carry the
mail from the Winsted (ConneCticut)
railroad station to the postoffice and
this Is said to be the FIRST contract
of its kind In that state. The de-
crease OF business on account of the
parcel post has caused the express
companies to look about and now that
he government has taken part OF their
business. perhaps there Ia a new
field In which the express companies
may find profit.
Baraboo weekly news. [volume] (Baraboo, Wis.) 1912-197?, 1914-02-26
THE BREWERS YEAR BOOK


This office has again been afflicted
with q copy of the brewers Year
Book", published in New York and
just off the press. It is not so healthy
looking az 1t used to be and, its tone Is
that of q funeral dirge. A California
dispatch says a railroad is to be built
into death valley. "The Brewers
Year Book" will be o favorite volume
10 take when making q trip over that
line. There are many people who pre-
fer road that leads out of Dsath
Valley instead of into it. Do you re-
cali that some have tried the DR..
Brown-Sequard route? Do you re
member that others have tried the
Radmus Microbe Killer route? Then,
too, there is the Por &c de Leon route,
and the Bluegrass route but che trou-
bile 10 they do not get anywhere. 1t
is the same In reading the Brewers
bsok. The statements given are a.
crooked rs a dogs hind leg and the
tables given are so distorted they look
like q war map of Mexico.
Baraboo weekly news. [volume] (Baraboo, Wis.) 1912-197?, 1914-02-26
EUGENICS IN WISCONSIN

Notwithstanding all the SARCASM
called forth by the new law forbidding
the issuance of marriage certificate
uuless the bridegroom can furnish o
clean bill Of health, 1t would be q good
thing If every state in tho Union had
such o law, and would see to IL that
1t was risidly enforced. A woman
physician who is considered an au.
shortly has stated that of all the OPP
erations performed upon women In
our hospitals rs per cent are caused
by veneral diseases, This statement
should, In itself, 10 reason enough for
this new law which is being criticised
or ridicu led. ss the case may be by
people who seem to look only at the
surface OF thugs Wisconsin AgricuI-
turist.
Baraboo weekly news. [volume] (Baraboo, Wis.) 1912-197?, 1914-02-26
corning the Christian Scientists and
others.
KiIbOurn

Mr.. and Mrs. Kavis spent day
with Mr.. and Mrs. Martin Gibson.
Mrs. Herbert Lawrence of Indianspo-
lis, who has been visiting her parents,
Mr.. and Mrs. John Bauers, for sew
ersI weeks, has returned to her home.
Mayor Guy Pierce is laid up with
rheumatism.
Emmet Bulls has sold his residence
on Washington avenue to Miss Louise
Purcell.
Baraboo weekly news. [volume] (Baraboo, Wis.) 1912-197?, 1914-02-26
Club Meeting

The Fortnlghtly Literary club will
meet tomorrow evening with Mr.. and
Mrs. E J. Battles and the host will
give a paper on soar Relations with
JAPAN.
Baraboo weekly news. [volume] (Baraboo, Wis.) 1912-197?, 1914-02-26
HOW TO TREAT YOUR TOWN.

HOW To TREAT YOUR TOWN.
Praise it.
Improve it.
Talk about 1t.
Trade at home.
Be public spirited.
Take home pride In Ii.
Tell of its business men.
Remember 1t in your home.
Tell of its natural advantages,
Trade and induce others to trade
here.
When strangers come to town use
them well.
Don't call your best citizens frauds
and impostors.
Support your local institutions that
benefit your town.
Look ahead OF self when all the
town is to be considered.
Help your public officers to do the
most good for the most people.
Don't forget you live off the psople
here, and you should help others as
they help you.
Baraboo weekly news. [volume] (Baraboo, Wis.) 1912-197?, 1914-02-26
PARCEL POST WORKS BOTH
WAYS.
BOTH

A Chicago newspaper is responsible
for the statement that the big NEIL
order houses find that many patrons
learn 1t is easy to return unsatisfactory
goodssby parcel post and have been
doing g.. The same authority de-
clares that 1t has caused them all
kinds OF trouble and expense on &C.
ct unit of so much exchanging or re-
turning of goods. There IL 50 much
difference between the pTiAted pie
tu'e In the catalogue and The actual
art Gle shat 1t is no wonder there are
Baraboo weekly news. [volume] (Baraboo, Wis.) 1912-197?, 1914-02-26

Ia the new Hebrides baby island
has been born, which fact speaks
volumes for the size of the storks that
have their habitat thereabouts.
Baraboo weekly news. [volume] (Baraboo, Wis.) 1912-197?, 1914-02-26

Before marriage man has theory
abLut managing a wife, but afttr r1sr-
rage he disc overs that 1t is fact and
not q theory that ccnfronts him.
Baraboo weekly news. [volume] (Baraboo, Wis.) 1912-197?, 1914-02-26

50 many send backs. The wise pur-
chaser will persenolly examine an
article to see If 1t is well made and en-.
tlrely suitable to his needs before buy
ing.
Baraboo weekly news. [volume] (Baraboo, Wis.) 1912-197?, 1914-02-26

Gazing upon the Kaiser's thrilling
record of AZ wild bears and II stays In
few hours, it must be confessed
that Mr.. Armour's E1ost skillful as
sistant could hardly do better.
Baraboo weekly news. [volume] (Baraboo, Wis.) 1912-197?, 1914-02-26

That 1904 dollar recently found in
Conn. could mt have increased in value
much more than $500 if he had been
in the hands of ten per center Toll
man.
Baraboo weekly news. [volume] (Baraboo, Wis.) 1912-197?, 1914-02-26
meat famine May go, but the iegisls-
tive pork barrel goes on forever.

worlds fairs are to lead to inter-
national exhibitions Of bad temper,
the sooner they are given up the
better.
Baraboo weekly news. [volume] (Baraboo, Wis.) 1912-197?, 1914-02-26

A sentimental poet says trees are
<nOst beautiful u hen they leave. So
are you, Percy, goodnight!
Baraboo weekly news. [volume] (Baraboo, Wis.) 1912-197?, 1914-02-26

Some men might make fortune If
they did not spend so much time wish
ing they were rich.
Baraboo weekly news. [volume] (Baraboo, Wis.) 1912-197?, 1914-02-26

On the theory that q watched pot
never boils we might get quicker re-
suits in Mexico by thinking about
something else.
Baraboo weekly news. [volume] (Baraboo, Wis.) 1912-197?, 1914-02-26

Ignorance of the law is no excuse,
but it causes many a man to pay law
yer's fees.
Baraboo weekly news. [volume] (Baraboo, Wis.) 1912-197?, 1914-02-26

Philadelphia has woman Official
20 nip domestic difficulties In the bud
She'll have to be some nipper.
Baraboo weekly news. [volume] (Baraboo, Wis.) 1912-197?, 1914-02-26

Mean while though the boycotted
eggs may become cheaper, they will
not improve with age.
Baraboo weekly news. [volume] (Baraboo, Wis.) 1912-197?, 1914-02-26

Everytime 8 man turns q corner on
the road to success he bumps into u
toll gate.
Baraboo weekly news. [volume] (Baraboo, Wis.) 1912-197?, 1914-02-26
THURSDAY, FEB. 26, 1914.

From the almanac 1t is learned that
this Is the skating season.
Baraboo weekly news. [volume] (Baraboo, Wis.) 1912-197?, 1914-02-26

If Old Culebra will stop that sliding
we can begin to shoot ships across
Panama.
Baraboo weekly news. [volume] (Baraboo, Wis.) 1912-197?, 1914-02-26

Cutting melons and passing divi-
bends represent the fat and the lean Of
corporation activities.
Baraboo weekly news. [volume] (Baraboo, Wis.) 1912-197?, 1914-02-26

Efforts to fix the date OF Huerta's
disappearance from the dictatorship
have been Abandoned.
Baraboo weekly news. [volume] (Baraboo, Wis.) 1912-197?, 1914-02-26

Scientists claim to see spots on the
gun, but it looks first rate to us.
Baraboo weekly news. [volume] (Baraboo, Wis.) 1912-197?, 1914-02-26

"London Forsees Easier Money"
Come over, old fellow, and show 1t
to US.
Baraboo weekly news. [volume] (Baraboo, Wis.) 1912-197?, 1914-02-26

Eltred Berg has bsen Ill with ton
silitis.
Baraboo weekly news. [volume] (Baraboo, Wis.) 1912-197?, 1914-02-26

The meat famine may come and tie
Baraboo weekly news. [volume] (Baraboo, Wis.) 1912-197?, 1914-02-26

the Keystone man rose up with bis
hands tied behind his back, winked st
the choir and said the prayer back
ward.
Well, he dtdn't. II wasn't Sunday
morning and he didn'a say any prayer
or conduct any ssrvice. He simply, as
the request OF the pastor, delivered o
bief Sulogium on "the martyred
president" The EIroy' Leader man
might, with equal propriety, do the
same anywhere. any ume--if he
knew enough. Kendall Keyst me.
Baraboo weekly news. [volume] (Baraboo, Wis.) 1912-197?, 1914-02-26
CHURCH GROWTH SEEN.

According TO figures given out by
DR.. Carroll, the growth Of Christian
denominations in the Contentinenal
United States mot including foreign
lands has Kept pace with the increase
In population on the country He says
the total increase during 1918 was
GIG, 600, divided about as follows:
Methodist growth 100000
Roman Catholic growth 2l2,5OO
Baptist growth $500
Presbyterian g. ovth $500
Lutheran growth 26I0O
Disciples growth 2l,8o0 =
Episcopal growth $500
He adds that sone OF The smaller
bodies lost during the year and these
are not reckoned with the above.
A surprising feature of the year was
the extraordinary number Of new
churches, the advar ce being aim ost as
q eat as any year. In many commupi-
ties, especially In the cities, 1t has been
found that q greater number Can be
reached by organizing scattered con :
municants This has been done in
m any p aces. He also reports that be
wss not able to secure statistics cor
Baraboo weekly news. [volume] (Baraboo, Wis.) 1912-197?, 1914-02-26
Editors Haze
O. CbeUing
Match

Showers, the E roy Leader man,
marvels in manner folio wing:
I'VE wonder how tue editor OF the
Kendall Keystone prayed the Lords
prayer ON sunday morning II he
used it In the service he conducted for
Rev. Frederick"
"Showers of blessiug" Most curious
Showers! The guy probably imagines
Baraboo weekly news. [volume] (Baraboo, Wis.) 1912-197?, 1914-02-26

better.
Baraboo weekly news. [volume] (Baraboo, Wis.) 1912-197?, 1914-02-26

man.
Daily Kennebec journal. [microfilm reel] (Augusta, Me.) 1870-1975, 1914-01-28
FREE AFTER 20 YEARS.
John Rudy Pardoned from Pennsy'-
vania State Prison.

Philadelphia, Jan. 27.-John Rudy.
who has passed the last % years of his
life in the state prison here, passed
out of the gates a free man today, the
board of pardons having acted favor
ably upon the petition for his release.
Rudy, in a fit of anger, killed his
father in Lancaster, where he lived
with his wife and two sons. He was
sentenced to life imprisonment. He
was 30 years old then; today he Is
S. His wife long ago divorced him
and married again and with her two
sons, has gone elsewhere to live.
Rudy's release was brought - ,
through the efforts of DR.. Rudy, ais
uncle, and brother of the slain man.
With the exception of the doctor. he
has not a friend, it is said, and it is his
intention to go where he is not known
and start life anew.
Daily Kennebec journal. [microfilm reel] (Augusta, Me.) 1870-1975, 1914-01-28
OF
ARGENTINE BEEF
PACKING SITUATION.

Washington, Jan. 27.-Investigation
of Argentine beef packing has been
quietly started by the state depart
ment in an attempt to determine who
controls the product; whether there
is a combination among the Argen-
tine packers. and to what extent
American packers are parties to any
business that may exist.
Orders have been sent from Wash
ipgton to the diplomatic agents OF
the department in the Argentine Re-
public, to make a careful inquiry par
ticularly into the contracts which have
been made for the delivery of beef to
shippers who send it to the United
States.
It is understood the information obtain
ed is for use of the department of JUS
tice. Attorney General McReynolds. it
is known, has been conducting his own
inquiry into the Argentine beef market.
His agents already have reported signs
of control by American packers of re-
frigerating space on the steamships which
ply between the South American republic
and the United States.
Daily Kennebec journal. [microfilm reel] (Augusta, Me.) 1870-1975, 1914-01-28
l6=Year=Old Youth
Reveals Many Crimes

New York, Jan. 27.-Alfred Lehman,
an understood youth scarcely out of
his teens, sat in the witness chair
today and confessed to having par
taken in 16 bomb outrages, revealed
knowledge of So cleared up the mys-
terry OF two murders and furnished in
formation concerning a number of less
er crimes, including arson and burg
larry.
Lehman was called as a witness In
the trial of Angelo Sylvester, accused
Of one Of the bomb outrages. Lehman
told the court Of the burning of two
Brooklyn houses for the insurance and
many other lesser crimes. He said the
bomb outrages usually brought the
men doing the work $50.
One robbery, in which a Chinese was
murdered, he said, netted him 81,
while the two men with him, who he
said. killed the Chinese, got the same
amount. Lehman said he had person.
ally planted Is or IS bombs. causing
much damage.
THE gang I worked for he said,
were Blackhanders. The boss would
write letters demanding money under
threat of death to well-todo Italians.
When they did not come across" I
was sent with a bomb. They usually
paid up after the explosion of the
bomb. If they didn't we went after
'em again"
Daily Kennebec journal. [microfilm reel] (Augusta, Me.) 1870-1975, 1914-01-28
New York Ferries
Collide in Fog.

New York, Jan. 1.-TWO thousand
ferry boat passengers were badly
shaken up tonight when in thick fog
the two municipal ferry boats Brook !,
lyn and Manhattan. collided near the
St George, Staten Island ferry slip.
The boats lost parts of their super
structures Many of the passengers
were slightly injured. The presence of
mind of the cooler women and the
crew averted a panic.
Late tonight another ferry boat, the
Scandinavia, collided with a Lacka-
wanna Railroad fifioat. None of her
$50 passengers was hurt, however. and
all were safely landed. The Scandana-
via was rammcd just above the water
line.
Making her way up the bay, the Ger
man liner George Washington almost
ran into one of the Staten Island fer
ry boats. the quick reversal of her en-
gines alone averting a collision. While
or her way to her pier in Brooklyn.
the Porto leo liner San Juan ran
aground on a mud bank off Governor S
island, but was floated soon after
ward.