The evening herald. [volume] (Albuquerque, New Mexico) 1914-1922, 1914-05-27

by tho
second Riddle.

T. D. pAsD TIMES brands as u ltuo
r. -tui, bon chihuahua paper tina.
T,IIIlt. nnush the Times boz.
nutIUr Iur $50. 700 OF cIufss tr
untrue. T.rilzss hasn't got 100000.
.-Er
STATE Corporation commission bus
been notified railroad viii rodu.c
Itfe 900 bottled goods from Clovis q"
vaughn TIN, no. petition nas start
cd .ir.a"uan in lows
FBEAk historians Now ten Dots
Chants maine was not lINssus. bot
imam 10 really doesn't matter.
Grant Nts ouc ui the irW men WHO
would have put % over oven had ac
been named rerciyai
Q
SEW HANEN WAS "a bum haven
tor The widow ana orphan investor.
ANp THEY'VE been bo,hcrus
Rockefeller about that mcasls tJll-.
VUU.UuU uf personal property iu Dhi'.
so wonder he's been annoyed
o
Any GlRL. can spend dough TN,
rotl girl b. the one who can mut,
good needing &C.
a.
ALSO every so often some graduate.
'Il'I f'll'tItNH tue 'ihil'N NN'r wv
ri6ht out and conquer The game Of
llfc.
ar ISN'T tue first time Joe FulN has
,ausod du epidemic of .old feet. pn,o
BOO SO. Louis numerous prominent ctt-
ilcna sought a tropical Innate 'ur
the complaint
THE FGEND for statistics says ,ho
cocktail is seNcnty-siN years Id TN"
oldest ono We ever saw Wds less than
three minutes.
tF, AS Professor Elsom Of Wiscun-
sin Says The Egyptians were hcnCs
Tor baseball the mummics may be- The
'oys Who died on bases.
THE VATERLAND. according 90
last reports. got out OF Sew York
harhor without slnSing the stHtuc oi
liberty.
PIRATES are working ju the
| sponge fleet OF the Florida coast. Tae
pirate and the sponge are nrst Dous-
iHs.
RESCUED consul slIiuau soy
Dee Will edit the story oi his htrdshIps
and dnugers at Saltillo Nh SiIlI-
mul has about forty thousand cul-
umus of yellow journalism to pcruse
and correct.
\ GASOLINE CAS- has been in
vented which cannot bc exploded. "a
.s an empty can.
NEW YORK CITY uses up s5s.ooo
pounds of chickens daily Which la
goiRE some even It an average weight
/ of no pounds.
8
! THERE ARE 100 dramas and %
/ mclodra mas nascd ON the lie 81 Joan
or Are. Joau's earh luck is sun Witl
: ucr. she ISN'T here 90 see them
o
AMERICAN demand Tor pearls IS
above the supply. Likewise the DE-
maud of fiond vile.
4. ..
THE rNlTEp Sh'ATEs MAIL car-
ut charge; al which We presume 591-
600. GEO ara from CnugrcssmcH.
%
GAMBLING DEBTS are recover
Hnlo in France. italy, Venezuela Ger
many. and sometimes m the United
stdtcs whom the loser has the dough
PETER THE GREAT luathcd th.
sight OF water TO ihis hts uisp"H
tiou resembles th1t ut Peter the Pan
Warmer aud Peter ghc Pickle.
q
~ RUSSIA the railroads keep books
loo the stations 90 which passengers
may register their complaints THIS
Uu%uvcuicuC, for the relief of over
charged feelings Dos much appreciated
by the travcliug publ. IN this coun-
Try We suss the por'cr.
BILLIARD. b appears. had false
minutes. Mcllrn had anxious mo-
mcnts. Morgul had autumati, &C.,"
pnds, and the Stockholders had bad
hours.
THE FLOW OF conversation az Nj
,garl Falls unfortunately is not avail
thio FOR power purposes.
lust BECAUSE 81 regular court has
declared september Morn proper Is ~"
excuse Tor starting u fashion.
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THE REPORT that an Albuqucr-
! que fisherman ou pulling in % trout
from the Pccos found % frozen 90
he hy, is not confirmed.
ONE reason oeiug that the Alhu-
uucrquc fisherman didn't pun tu a
trout.
TINE SUCCESS OF the American
l EoIf champions loo handbag in third
H- successful ts certain distinguished
political champions la landing In the
hole.