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The Washington herald. [volume] (Washington, D.C.) 1906-1939, 1914-04-27

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There was passing and repassing of
one-time governors In the Willard Way
during the last two days, and four OF
the former executives from different
States had been soldiers. Hence their
interest In each phase of the Mexican
situation, not TO mention a yearnins for
a return to arms
Winfield Scott Durbin. OF Indiana, a
Republican governor In the days when
the Hoosier State was inclined to execu-
tives tof that faith. gave greeting 10 his
old comrade. Joseph Benson Foraker. OF
Ohio. who was governor two terms be-
fore reaching the Senate. Both Durbin
and Foraker wear the Loyal Legion. the
color button. indicating that they
achieved rank in the war of the rebellion.
James +. Campbell. a Democrat. came
along later looking fresh. clipper. and
serene in spite of passing the threescore
and ten mark. He was chosen governor
over Foraker in 1883. thanks in part to
the Foraker folly of reaching out for a
third term, and fourth consecutive
nomination. Campbell had but one term.
giving way TO Mckinley. but he had three
nominations.
Gov. John Lind. of Minnesota. late
special envoy Of the President In Mexico
was given gree ing by all the ex-gov-
ernors, who quickly recalled that he too
had been an executive. II was also re-
called that the Hon. John was a Repub-
lican when first chosen to Congress In
1876. serving three terms, but he came
back to Congress sixteen years later, as
a Democrat. after term as governor.
Although younger than his distinguished
governor friends, Lind has a war record
won In the Spanish-American affair
when he was quartermaster.
Gov. Campbell was in Congress years
ago from the old Hamilton district. Of
Ohio, now ably represented by Judge
Warren Gard
As expected, the questioning of Gov
Campbell by 'OhioA friends was not so
much on war as on the Ohio campaign
for governor and Senator. He was
careful to avoid any comment on DEM
ocratic affairs, but remarked that the
Republicans might do we'll to name
David Tod. the Youngstown business
man. who had not been in politics very
long and would give a new invigorat-
ing push to things within the Repub-
lican organization. which has certainly
had its troubles in recent years.
]. Henry Cooke. the tireless worker
and Democrat OF the oId-fashiOned
sort. from the wapakoneta district of
Used Republican opposition. For a time
It seemed that the Cooke campaign
for a third term would be a rather list
less affair. with no Republican trying
to defeat him. but now comes DR.. r.
ID. Kahle. OF Lima, a Republican Of
courage. who promises at least little
diversion for Cooke before November.
1t might be well 10 remark that Cooke
won rather notable victory within
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A Discreditable Attempt.

The confirmation by the Senate of Robert H. Ter
rell municipal judge for the District of Columbia
marks the end of very discredtable attempt on the
part of unreasonable Southern Senators to ded-
cate the Senate officially to approval of race preu-
dice. Judge Terrell has served in the Office which
he Is reappointed with efficiency and skill There was
nothing to be urged against him. but the color of his
skin. and that maybe, is just as thin any other
man's-Pubiic Ledger
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Too Much Cavity.

One afternoon an esteemed citizen
went into a barbe.: shop to have his
briars reaped, but nc sooner had he
taken seat in one Of the chairs than
he dropped into a heavy slumber. APP
parently the shave artist was having
his own troubles in manipulating the Gus
toner. and after making several attempts
he thoughtfully paused.
Excuse me, sir" said he, gently shak-
ing the man in the chair; but would you
mind waking up? / can. shave you
while you are asleep
Cant shave me while I'm asleep"
exclaimed the victim. with a wondering
expression. why not?'
Because" explained tre barber. as
softly as possible. when you fall into
slumber your mouth opens so wide that
can't ind your face.
Telegraph.
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Vulgar Charge Against Root.

1t is not to the credit of certain Americans that
Senator Root obliged rise in the Senate and
defend himself against the vulgar and utterly un-
tenabe charge that his advocacy of the canal tolls
repeal was induced by the transcontnental railways
and that he leading the forces of monopoly in an
attempt to steal American possession. 1t is pity
that the exhibition of intelligence in these days is
assumed to be evidence of criminality-Public
edO
The Washington herald. [volume] (Washington, D.C.) 1906-1939, 1914-04-27

The German Legation in Mexico City has called
one of Huerta's bluffs When the dietator demanded
he surrender of the arms imported 70. the protee-
ion of the legation Admiral Won Hintze, the German
Minister replied If you get the arms you will have
% fight for them Had Huerta accepted the ehai-
ense another mediation board probably would have
,een necessary.
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xamples.

Little Willie-Pa, what's a redundancy
OF expression?
Pa-Csing moro words than are neces-
sary to express ones meaning. such as
wealthy plumber" poor poet" idle
RICH" etc-Tit- Bits
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Saws Huerta Planned II.

The Mexican professor, J. Gonzales. an intimate
friend of Huerta, and the other functionares of Mex
leo, has in his possession letter which is an actual
communication from the President of the Aztec re-
public, which written with the knowledge of his
the United States in Mexico before permitting Villa
and Carranza to take the captal-From La Lucia OF
Havana
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lot of Western High School boys will be shocked
% learn that nearly all the acknowledgements of the
scholars were saved from the flames which seri-
ously damaged the building on Thursday morning.
They had been figuring making new start with
al the black marks wiped out
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Kansas City has given special police commissions
900 grocers so that they may arrest check forgers
money order raisers, short change men, and others
who victimze them They also will serve as neighbor-
hood protectors and if the housewife needs regular
policeman in hurry and cannot find one she may
,ail on the grocer Where is there another COM
nunity willing to repose such confidence In Its
Erocers?" -.... -..
The Washington herald. [volume] (Washington, D.C.) 1906-1939, 1914-04-27

A negro died without medical attend
ance and the coroner went to investigate.
did Samuel Williams live here?' he
asked the weeping woman who answered
the door.
''Yussah," she replied between sobs.
May I see the remains?" asked the
coroner.
Il is de remains" she answered
proudly.-Chicago News.
The Washington herald. [volume] (Washington, D.C.) 1906-1939, 1914-04-27

Harvard students have petitioned the culinary au-
thorites of Memorial Hail. where of them dine,
for less food de luxe" chicken and beef and more
beans. cornbeef and cabbage ard hash. The long
suffering clearinghouse mistress may well give
up striving to please in despair.
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Morning Smiles.
Proof of intelligence.

rs Smithson an intelligent, well-in-
formed man." Unusually so. As a.
juror he is always rejected by the at
torney on both Sales.--future.
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War May Hide Extravagances.

1t is significant that the statesmen in Washington
are already beginning make plans for increasing the
taxes. If the extravaganza OF the present Congress
can be concealed in expenses, who can say that
the pork barrel advocates did not know what they
were doing ?-Public Ledger
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Not Vet Acquainted.

And what do you know about Moses -
Please. teacher. it's my first Sunday
here and don't know anybody.
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successful landlady convince the boarders
that wsrmed-over beans are better than when they
are fresh.
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The grape Juice brigade makes another score Villa
is said to belong to the order. incidentally, Huerta
does not
The Washington herald. [volume] (Washington, D.C.) 1906-1939, 1914-04-27
Above His Job.

The Caddie Master ito a greenkeeper.
who has had a mishap with a load OF
mould)-'Ere. stow that langwidge. wot
dyer mean by it-be'avin yerself as IL
yer was a full-blown member of the
club?-The Sketch
The Washington herald. [volume] (Washington, D.C.) 1906-1939, 1914-04-27

lot more people would attend the baseball games
Il it were not for the gnks who insist talking to
the players.
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A lecturer in North Dakota, who thought woman
who was. headed his way going to kiss him. side
stepped and fell over obstruction No; it was not
Hobson, but a bashful newspaper editor
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No man ever thinks himself educated after his
four year-eld boy begins asking him questions.
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The linotype man balled up of these paragraphs
the other day, and now going to inform him
that there is town in Mexico by the name of HostO-
tpaquillo.
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Our erudite President would do well to recall the
advice given by Polonus to Laertes:
Beware of entrance to quarrel, but being in
Bear't that the opposed may beware of thee.
The Washington herald. [volume] (Washington, D.C.) 1906-1939, 1914-04-27

We are quite that if Huerta ever consulted the
fortune teliers they told him to beware OF silent
man.
The Washington herald. [volume] (Washington, D.C.) 1906-1939, 1914-04-27

The Birmingham Age-Herald says tobacco will kill
bedbugs but the difficulty is in making them chew it
Maybe YOU could induce them to smoke cigarettes
The Washington herald. [volume] (Washington, D.C.) 1906-1939, 1914-04-27

1t is our candid opinion that many man has es-
capped surgical operation because the doctors didn't
think he had the price
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First StrsnEer-Can you tell me how
to reach Washington street?
Second Stranger-Thats just where
want to go. Let's work together. You
go south and I'll 20 north. and well
report progress every time We meet
Puck
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Sir Thomas Upton says the Shamrock is a
sure winner. That's what you said about the others
Tom and you know what happened.
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Arrivals from Baltimore were J. ].
Philibin, York; c. F. Place, Herald Square;
J. ]. Byrne, Grand; B. George; Mrs.
G. George, st. George; r. Gilman, Bel
mont; o. II. Butler. New Victoria: f. ].
Charsty, jr,, Herald Square; Mr.. and Mrs.
A b. Child, Gerard; Mr.. and Mrs. F. l..
Edwards, Herald Square: E. II. Kiehl.
York; p. II. Klatt, Park Avenue; Mr.. and
Mrs. S. B. Lender, Aberdeen: Mr.. and
Mrs. T H. Lester, Woodward: A. E.
Webster, Aberdeen; ID. II. Hayne, Man.
haitian: C. Jewell. Grand; J. B. johnson.
Broadway Central; w. n. Lancaster.
Park Avenue; d. l. Lescallett, Herald
Square; Mr.. and Mrs. B. E. Markle,
Navarro: A. ?. Meisenhalter. s. Nielsen
halter. Union Square, Al zambrano. jr,.
Albert
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1t gets our goat when we try to figure out how
some college graduates got their sheepskns.
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The Senator from Massachusetts Lodged protest
and let it go at that.
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We assume that in handling the troops every little
movement has a meaning all its own"
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Have you noticed that "a the marines went into
transports of JOY when they were ordered to go
aboard the transports?
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We don't care what they do to Bill Haywood just
so they do it quickly,
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Villa is pronounced as if it were spelled Wheele'
but he isn't bit like old Joe
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A Louisville teacher boxed pupils ears and ther
the school board canned her.
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Try to imagine that the next fly you see is Huerta
and swat him!.
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We have just discovered the reason why London S
hobbies" are jealous of their German brothers-the
Berlin police have effectively muzzled Sylvia Pank-
hurst
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And we used to contribute regularly to the cause
of missions in Mexico
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Be on your guard gentle reader, against the wa
correspondent who fakes the news.
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1t is safe bet that none of Harry Thaws lawyer
will volunteer for service in Mexico.
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New York Hotel Arrivals.
to The Washington Herald.

Special to The Washington Herald
New York. April S.-Washingtonians
arrived and registered today as follows:
Herald Square J. \. Emery.
Mrs ]. Bindon. Mrs. J. A. Emery.
A p. Elder. Mrs II. w. Will
Navarro Jams.
d. p. Cameron. Park Avenue
p. l.. Kicker. w. ]. Goodwin.
Grand Union York
Mrs. II. A. Flint. A. o. Jewett.
F. Plumly. Mrs \. o. Jewett.
C. f. Swift. Woodward
Hoffman House T. V. Mclean.
V. Hikimian. Grand
Martha Washing ]. h. Morrey.
tom Murray Hill
Mrs. G. II. Brown. =. =. Wells
Collingwood- Ansonia-
Mrs. l.. L. Dent o. w. Spier.
Mrs T. Fl. Docket Longacre-
Gregorian- W. l.. Woodward.
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Yes, Jason, germs were first discovered in Ger
many
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And now Huerta, the blockhead, has been block
aided.
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A Line o Cheer Each Day o
tn Year.

" ElllSh IApleSSAS ioi he AAS4 o4N--S
By JOHN KENDRICk BANGS.
BY-PRODUCTS.
Copyright. lsl4l
Few adages of old
These days progressive linger.
Burnt children now are bold,
And from their scars unfold
BY calculations cold
A wholly fire-proof finger.
They reckon up their burnings
Upon the score of earnings,
And turn whatever woe impends
Into q source of dividends.
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Tomorrow Dr. Edwards will tell ri
The Senator Who Did Not Profit by
Being Frugal.
The Julesburg grit-advocate., 1914-02-26
Cattle Men Convicted

last Thursday Federal Jury
found Eugene Buchanan. wealthy
cati!emaa of Sterling, and five OF his
employees guilty Of destroying the
improvements upon . homestead. own
ed by James Il. Scott, eighteen mis-
northeast of Sterling, and in addition
oLhe possibility of tossing their rights
of citizenship under the constitution
arc facing possible sentence Of ten
years in the I.esvenworth prison and
a fine of $500000.
The Julesburg grit-advocate., 1914-02-26
.tryil William johnson

Mr. Johnson young man just on
the very threshold Of manhood, aged
5 years. ! months and u days was
buried at the Swedish Lutheran Gem
etery or the North Table in Deuel.
County on Tuesday the oath. His pas
tor tn Rev. Samuelson preaching a
most touching sermon. Mr. Johnson
was a NEST exemplary young man and
the vast nur1ber who mourn his early
death was evidenced by the large
number who gathered with his wild
owed mother and brothers and sisters
20 pay the last tribute of love and re-
spect.
w. o. Carson conducted the funeral.
This paper extends to the bereaved
relatives and friends their sincere
syIapathy.
The Julesburg grit-advocate., 1914-02-26
Senator Teller Dies

Honorable Henry NJ Tiller, a former
nited States Senator who held the
die Tin ction of being one of the first
members of the United States Senate
which position he held for longer
period than was ever held by any
other member OF that body west of
the Missouri river, died at the res
idcuce Of his daughter in Denver on
Monday morning His body laid in
State at the Copitol from 1000 to 1;0O
o'oloci, Wednesday attended by Ma
sonic guard Of honor and his body was
inferred to-day (Thursday) by the Ma
sonic Grand Lodge Of Colorado. Sen
ator Teller was one of the eldest thir-
ty-third degrae Masons in The United
States.
The Julesburg grit-advocate., 1914-02-26

burg. Monday night with his lecture
wrinkles" The course has
been an entertaining and instructive
one from start TO finish and while
the Sarah Ruth Bates Co. poss.bi;
pleased the greatest number OF peo-
pie, the entire course mas Ueen strong
one and has been fully appreciated
And Mr. Bone. in his numerous lee
ture on Monday night. not only made
the wrinkles point upwards hut saii
many things that We can carry with
US into the future.
Previous to the giving of this lee
ture, Mr.. b. d. Parker asked for an ex-
preston OF the people as totheir wish
es for like course for the season of
l5l4-15, and although the audience
was not as large as ordinary ON ac-
count of the cold night and some
counter attractions. 81 tickets were
pledged or nearly y of the required
number for next years course. and it
IS safe to say that the Business Mems
will Immediately provide
for like course for next year
The Julesburg grit-advocate., 1914-02-26
Denver Will Celebrate

On Sunday. March 18th the Cruiser
Denver will pass through the Pan
anna Canal. This will be the first self
propelled ship to make u complete trip
the canal, and the city OF Den
yer proposes to commemorate the e.
vent in a big celebration with mon
ster decorated and illuminated auto
mobile parade and impressive and pa
triotic exercises in the Auditorium at
which time DR.. Eusebio A. Maralis
the Panamanian Minister will probably
make an address
The Committee in charge will try
and arrange with the railroads for
special rates.
The Julesburg grit-advocate., 1914-02-26
Methodist Church Notes

Despite the inclemency a of the
weather we had over so at the Sun
day School on Sunday and over so ut
the morning service. AS the storm
grew steadily worse however 1t SEEM
ed inadvisable to ring the bells for any
other services. So the first Epworth
League contest did not come off and
the Pnrples and Whites have not yet
had the opportunity of showing their
colors. That the interest is keen was
evidenced by several useful voices in
quiring on Sunday of the Pastor
whether there would be an Epworth
League meeting. The Pastor thought
he detected sigh of relief every
time he answered that there would
be no service.
On Wednesday there was no Prayer
meeting as the Rev. F. H. Essert ad-
dressed Mass meeting in the Church
on "The Blacklist Crime in History.
There was good attendance to hear
q iiNc lldl Cu u live theme.
1t is gratifying to notice how well
the Missionary interest is keeping up
The W. F. u. S. met at the Parsonage
on Thursday and had good program
There was a large attendance and the
Ladies were full of enthusiasm. Dur
ing the meeting an interesting letter
was read from Miss Porter in which
She states that she is liking not only
her work but also her adopted coun-
try. How interesting indeed must the
new country be with its strange GUS
toms and manners. Miss Porter be-
lieves that she will like the country
better as the days go by. She also had
letter for the Standard Berears which
was read at meeting of THAT Socie-
ty which was held at Miss Edna Slus-
ser's on Tuesday. There was a fair
attendance of the young ladies who
were entertained by Miss Edna Slusser
and Miss Grace Fischer. They were
all greatly interested in the picture
OF the orphan girl, Thishnee, whom
they are helping to support.
The Julesburg grit-advocate., 1914-02-26
Colorado Ia Have Elk

81 elt have been shipped from Fort
yellow stone, Wyc.. tc Denver. Is Of
these elk are to he ker. il a ss@c!al
inc,o6uce TO be built j. Gen esee moul-
tain. while elk Wi be placed in the
City Park in EenYsV. The only eX-
penae to Colorado il securing these
animals is the .paZ11elt OF $500 for
their capture and TIE cost Of their care
and srauaporsaticr tc Denver.
The Julesburg grit-advocate., 1914-02-26

JuuSe NuStln was TO appear in Chap
el on Monday but has postponed his
talk to some later date on account
of extra work in the county court
The Orchestra played in Chapel
Wednesday,.
Not a little enthusiasm was shown
by the students Monday morning when
the result of the, ,Sterling-Fort Morgan
game was announced with Che game in
favor of Fort Morgan.
Mr.. Rolfson,had charge of the Com
merciai Law class Tuesday afternoon
he is the first of series of ndivid-
uals who will assist in this work.
Parliamentary Drill at Chapel Tues
day morning reviewed some of the
more important points as found in
Roberts Rules of Order.
The next Literary Society will be an
oratorical contest with each of the
four classes represented by one speak
er. Monday morning the respective
groups met and the Seniors chose as
their representative Elmer r. Kis-
| sack; the Juniors selected Grover
Troy; the Sophomores were unanimous
! for Grace Lamm; while the represen-
tative for the Freshmen will be Marie
Zopelli. OF course our Literary pro-
gram will not be complete without
the Orchestra and the School Paper.
The Literary Program given by the
Juniors was in class by itself. The
play, "A Perplexing Situation" was
a decided success and the players
should be congratulated upon their
dramatic abilities. Those who did this
work so well We're:
Mr.. Middieton-Harold Law
Mrs Middleton-Grace Dutton
Tom Middleton-HoraceP Parker
Jessie Middleton. their elder daughter
Doris Kinsman
Sue Middleton, their younger daughter
/ Anna Jurrensen
Lucy Fair, their niece-Bessie Wilson
The Julesburg grit-advocate., 1914-02-26
Honey Hay ior Sale

The Great resterr Sugar Co. an
nouuce taat they have a limited a.
mount of Honey Eiay Fer sale at the
following prices: fI',.Q pc. ton /. o.
b. Scdswick. $3.50 per toc f G. b.
OVID. St7.s0 per sor {. c, b. Julesburs,
Th;a is exceptionally soot seej fer
horses. cattle and hogs For full! par
tcuisss see their field Superintendent
Mr.. !. J. Cullen.
The Julesburg grit-advocate., 1914-02-26
kes!Az,e, sig,sscn aa5 Cieyelaat
rrt,rs.i.

One Of the aos5 cn.cJaoie entertain
r,7rt, @ Nj 5eer-r occurred at the
EarA.c II. .luus1E home CT Fourth
,ia'eet on THURSDAY evening. February
ll,h. with Mrs. Horace H. Hudson and
Mrs Zina n. Cleveland as hostesses,
innumerahIe Nir atu-e coiored in
caudescent lamps were used in decor
atins,
About forty guests enjoyed the eye
nins Of cards,
The Julesburg grit-advocate., 1914-02-26

observe the following hours:
panied b. parents from 900 q. N. til!
noon. Friends from the country
from LOO till 500 p. m. Friends from
town from 7:S0 till 10000 p. m.
This machine is almos: human.
one and see it work.
The Julesburg grit-advocate., 1914-02-26
Entertainment at Ovid

Gne OF the mes. Interesting schcol
programs was giveE b. TIE pupils OF
tie cvid School. Friday evening. The
program was patriotic as shown b.
the pupils in so2gs, drills and recita-
tons, and the roor. wa-s decorated
with fags aad bU2.ius. The play
"The Truth for a Day" was thorough
ly enjoyed hy al present.
The Julesburg grit-advocate., 1914-02-26

Mary, the Irish Maid-Louise Dunla D
Fritz, man of all work-Charles Slus-
ser
Maud. friend of the family-Alice Ey-
crsman.
Mrs. Nosie, an inQuisitive neighboI
Wanda McCrery.
Alexander Wilson. Jessie's faIce-
Harry MatOush.
Uncle Ep, a country relatiye-GrOver
Troy
Doctor Reynolds-Frank McCrery
The Boomerang was enjoyed by all.
The Orchestra also did itself proud.