The Dolores star., 1914-01-30
CONCERNING ems
AND cold eAes

ne III whe lfhso 10 tain SsOwnee
A. eAesl awsy fron ~ scsd neeA
bee carslsssly throvs dovn bsssss
her.
.Tahs II away shs srdsssd. ITS
I sottA one. @ ! can easily 80. and y
mahes ne nervous 10 - nsar III In
afraid q their insusacs! Nov. ] can
! face : German silver gold washed ons
without AinchinG: but run me W
against : solid gold bas and begin 20
get chills and fever. guess 4 10 -
cause ] Am always 70 ovsrpowered BY
| the thought d several hundred dollars
tied up in such small bit oe frivolity.
.Now, n I owned one-if. that 10,
rome relative should catch me and
bind and gag me and thrust . solid
sold bag upon me BY main force-l
| think ! should devote the rest Of my
life to sheltefipg II and giving II the
reverence which was Ito due. know
{ should waken In the night with =
shrek. thinking had not locked II up
In the Jewel case. that was In the Sc
cret drawer Of the timelock safe be-
hind q padlocked closet door,. And
know that In my waking hours !
should either cit upon II or wear II
chained to me.
THAT 10 why the women who actual.
ly do own solid gold bags make me 20
nervous. The minute you possess one
Il 10 the correct thing to act - though
II were the mud under your feet or ~
though you were 20 sick OF having
them cluttering up your pathway that
You simply couldn't stand II another
minute! You can't belong to the clan
at all unless you learn to scatter your
bag around recklessly where people
will And II and have heart disease for
fear they won't get II back to you be-
fore you have called out the police re-
serves and set them on their trail.
TT 10 always the people who don't
own them who do the worrying.
why. I once knew man who used
to run around with q girl who owned
. solid gold bag. and she carried II
upon every occasion. Of course. She
used to drop It between seats at the
theater and remember she had done
20 when they were three-Quarters of
the way home. And then the man
would be obliged to spend the rest Of
the night chasing up 1anitors and box
ONCE men and routing them out Of
bed and groveling under parQuet seats
or travelling miles to the residence Of
the usher on that aisle and having .
talk with him.
The bag always was found, Of
~o"rse snd the person finding II vas
only too tickled to get rid Of II and
perfectly delighted to pass II over to
the harassed young man. But that did
not help much 1t or or o'clock In
the morning. when he was due Ut the
ONCE again at 8. II this particular
girl did not drop II ut the theater she
would leave II on the table 1t the
cafe. and than. when she telephOned
this unfortunate young man II . n.
that she Rad just remembered doing
% and would he very much mind
seeing about II, he knew he was In for
Q near-riOt with all the walters 1t that
restaurant and that he would never
ua's isc. t.e nsusn'y neao wa"eI IN
@ -. 1.. -. lam. 80 .
.s s. $500 .".. ~ -.
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popularity hated young man In town at
restaurants and box oflicss.
nc. sue 100. y On tns suburban
..'n' answering INC TACT ~nen tnsy
stose 70 'ease. one said' Oh course. No
sou'a c.ss nna II SHOWING ner INTO
ner front aoor 'ne young man tore
oacA ~ Tue s.s'on ana cAusht tns
SANE 'rs,h On us return Trip 70 town
snu 'acA,ea the conductor. popeyec
Win snAs'y sna esponsio'hty ana
uopsiessness. ooio oas. .epeatec the
conouc'o, casually Sure-nere " is
: p,cAed u UP t'snt sItsr you ieu!
but the unlookedfor luck was TOO
mucn OF shock Tor the young man