Albuquerque evening herald. [volume] (Albuquerque, New Mexico) 1911-1914, 1914-01-05
TADC In the Solar
JADD PIexus.


Thu Scientific 1ra too much |
for mo-" said D. |
Detective.
49, Orio ncrrnycd Vague Ken
nody, the sri.n-
600. petoc. smiled toi.unuy tt my
Wts.iHD1uuu. EVERY simple, W1't'n' |
hr UId "Just Wlth mc.'
The ume iur tho demonstration
h#1 arrived Fourteen of us Ht u
tho siuus liJo roow ln eager unuoi-
patton.
N1euc arranged ,bc apparatus Hc
hHatly but deitIy s,t up eight steam
boilers and wireless system, tu|
which he attached number of cure
lous little nlls resembling c1uta-
iurucs BOO moment cor Two hc
strung FOUR hundred small galvanized
wires nys BLOCKS up the street tu g..
deserted house
re then quickly extracted from 1
slIt .lac 90 dozen large electric gene
cHt0re. 20 typewriter, 400 auto DhIs'iF
and ton cents worth of cheese.
This viii tcmpt the guilty man io
choose &C." ho explained in % Whisper
fIght broke ON me Ht lHst. What
. o. story for Do u1pcr'
4 Zoo 90 foN minutes the wirce were ate
ta,hcd to the cars of each person BOO
/ tno room ANA t0 the right foot OF
o1ah Vague attached also r. curious
device resembling nickcl-.u-thc
/ siot machine.
Bidding us $50 motiouiess N1ruc
turned ou tho steam ana before wo
I know what hc Was about Cred roc
man candle out OF the window
Just at This point scrgcout Hou-
messy and squad OF hlucco1ts
smashed 600 the door and entered the
fu.m Thov seized Jonkuson. tho
butler and mrn1clcd him.
Vague smiled as ono of the boilers
/ blow up.
/ Wrong oe1ln, screoant" hc said.
"Thc guilty m1u .g thnt fellow over
/ Boo thc corner with thc shutgun. tho
Jimmy Inc handful of diamonds. the
/ hae oft dynamite ana the mask
Hui 80 was too late
swallowing She dynamite before we
could roach him. tho Mysterious
stranger hV himself smarty ON the
stomach and exploded.
Calling taxi. was driven Zoo my
room 30 the Ritz and wrote che story
Tor mv paper. on gold-omhossed stu-
touorY sending 10 Co The office oy my
valet Then ! turned ln for much
needed six months rcst
o
! WAR WITH MEXICO win come
louly rs last resort ccordiug to Mr.
Ipran. Probably also the builder of
ithe Good ship pifflo regards 30 os %
questionable resort,
O.
MOTHER JONES may De- oacd Hnj
Venerable. hut when So comes tp stir-
Irus up grief for employers she has
1.-The Young uucs looking Ike dgrcliyts
e.
THE PRESIDENT always foXl
Went Ju church n BiloxL
%
8 DETECTIVE Insulation ls mid
Ito cause horscs 0assIua uiong thc
ro1d near Dgon,z pI. 600 do the
turkey tr1t Ou inc other hand. do-
.ng the turkey trot has electrified
many Nhi
q
NIt HEACUEY did seven Fomgr-
slmu n his acropltuc during ono
.ushf sun, ard put on tho cork
sorrow twist gs The final sensation.
W, Thought an along % was 20 dance.
o.
pNG rAssONG, 1H the B0homWHs
anN, $500 muv state that Hoaohcg iH Eu-
, Ting t1 make his final hit ono of these
dos WHOM be- hits the ground
o.
GEtEEAL VILLA believes that 80
you want Do thing done tho host way
is to do 81. yourself
Now WE'LL 500 whcthor he is
right.
q
SOME Joker b. mid to has,
b started q rumor 0f the death OF Ni,
pope. This is certainly subtle VAR
, iety of humor
o
% THE pWOGRESstVEs are IN %,
r. nght Go stay, su}s Mr.. Bcycr.dgc
ThHt is, aIl except those who have
landed jUHe. nr who have decided o.
q 60 back Go the @ O. y.
y SECRETARY DANIELS s1ys th'
= navy Ir need OF yire-odmirlls. n
Z Ne Hro 600 ccopt AIR. Wilson's strong
~ ly mumn0d opinion, some of thos'
r ldmras lt the Carnbao hanquo
- were of lhlt variety.
O.
THE INVENTOR of The cash reg
D. lister F dU.d iu Dayton. Hc had ltti
g Mood during hls lifetime TO use ono
s ln common with many inyeutorH
others received the money ana he di'
o. the work
D
ID a SEW YORK nunraFritc is ih'
c mo,nsr af twins. thereby doing NOR
g than hrr shuFe 10 rofute the argu
mont thl woman suffrage moan
race suicide.
3. o.
1T MAY BE MERELY % coinci
Q donco hul We have not seen IL bliu'
, hcRgar Goa the streets since tho 81
. skirt ,lme into vogue,
B d.
. SIR. rLAHERTY says he IL stil
nlNo--ani that every year that b.
j. doesn't dle In March he always live