Albuquerque evening herald. [volume] (Albuquerque, New Mexico) 1911-1914, 1914-01-13
FADC In The Solar
JADO Picrus.


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THE REAL ruler of this country
BE- Dr Cary =. drayson, a. 3. NJ
boss 81 the president.
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HA'--an idea why not acnd. TO
eliminate Hucrta. Miss Fern Hobbs.
private secretary of the governor ~
oregon who led the avengers in,o
Coppcrncld and put the ud on the co.
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THEY thay that the way tilt
Huwwy ThuW got out OF Jail Wafh
thith wuy--hC Thuwpd out.
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FATHER calls thcm bic govern
mout shoes because every time he
puts them on hc feels the Income
tax.
by THE WAY. We meant 10 tel
you that we believe the government
could much better eucourasc hlhts
of thrln by IMPOSING an outcome
tax
YOu CAN'T cash the checks on u
loud suit of clothes
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NEITHER b. there much that rp-
peais To- your banker in too many
draughts 81 the trimming amber
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FULL OF the man To whom she
yields her heart in the soft light OF
the moon thereafter looks too long
ON the Great Dippcr.
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SOME ONE might start good
sized tailoring shop with the sur
plus cloth which ~ being eliminated
from Mr. Tafts trouscrcttcs.
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SOME FOLKS can see the cloud
behind every silver lining.
WE HATE TO admit b. bat even
90 she nod an electric scarchlight in-
stead of a lantern. we'd like Co make
a. little bot with General Rosy Jones
in connection with "a search at AL
bany for an honest legislator.
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DANCES come and dances GO The
tango. they tell us ~ TO bc suppressed
ed soon by the doublc-shutfle Of
twenty five years ago.
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THE EARTH makes 365 rcvolu.
tlous a year. bat d isn't In the same
class with Mexico.
O.
s MINNEAPOLIS pastor danced
the tango TO show how degenerate u
Is Haven't you got picture az the
tango danced by some preacher you
know
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Careless Company.
From Lippincott's
"Say Tom" said Jack "did you
know that Bin WAS going TO sue he
company for damngcs?'
40 you don't my'" was the an
swor "Wot aid they do Go IN
why" explained Jack. they blow
the qulttln' whistle when e was corr
ryln' 'cavy piece 81 iron, ana e
dropped Il on is foot
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WILBUR Glenn Noiiya has put
sllt skirts un Ger tho ban il Zion
CITY We never saw ban. but
iudglng by the number and variety OF
things that have been showed under Il,
q must bc regular circus tent
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OJINAGA was one McNican bat-
tlo whore YOU didn't need stop
watch Co ten who won
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THE REPUBLICAN, party, some
81 our Democratic friends are telling
as. is las dead az Caesar" % this be
true. tha G. %. y. like the late Julius.
seems to- have n ghost that is giving
the dems. some unpleasant moments.
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NEXT THING they win be giving
the weather man orders 10 stop talk
ing foy publication; and then where
az win we beg
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THAT'S good suggcstion--to send
Extraordinary Envoy John Lind To
Chicago to get line on the Fila
Flags Young situation.
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Page Fourteen Views of
INDEX no FIaftowsky and
SUNDAY SplaVintcroff Illus
SIpI'I.isMI VT trailing the Bcauti-
| ful Now Spucdunk Suuirm
Page Countess dc dis Robe, IN
Graphic Interview, Gives Reasons for
| Appearing boz Box az Theater IN Cos
tune of Eve Before the Fall
ragr p Nine. Bohustlna, Eugenic
Advocate. tells of Perfect Health at
Eighteen stawart Sons and Fourteen
/ Daughters
Page Beauty soorcis--Or How To
Make O. Woman Who is Ugly as a Mud
Fence Look Ike CLEOPATRA By Sig
norma Maclruni al spaghetti Iius-
trated by Views OF Author Standing
ON one Eyebrow IN front Of Mirror
10 Restore peFfect Alignment Of
/ Lett Handed Nose
Page t.-Tuu Page Layout Narrat-
INK Grippiur story Of swoon ~ An
thonf Comstuck before famous Mus
terpiece hy Won illsque. sewing Cir
cie Of Fur THIRD street Methodist
| Chu'ch ai me Bath"
! page Should a Wife Get Drunk
iu Public More than Eight Times a
Week" 10y Mrs sham Payne de
.iighbali hoautiful diyorcee ~ Dis
tillcpvillc whose Jags have Amused
ana Charmed Two Continents.
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