Arizona republican., 1914-02-25
U.S.R.S. MEET
 FEDERAlS AT '
Two Deadly Rivals Will Scrap It Out In All Lines of Sport; Challenges All Accepted and Funeral Scheduled

Tonight the federal building and the water users building clash,-or rather when the employees and inhabitants or the two organizations will meet at the Y. M. C. A., there to decide which IS the better, best, bestest, in about half a dozen lines of sport and one mile of high -brow-ism. By mutual arrange ment there have been passed several challenges from the one building to the other, and the acceptances have been transmitted back as fast as the wireless apparatus of the weather "burrey could handle them.
 In all, the list of events will read something like this:
 l. Billiards and pool.
 ?. Bowling contest.
 8 VOlley ball contest.
 4. Indoor baseball game.
 ,. Swimming events and contest.
 6. Funeral of loosers of three ot above meets.
 '. Joy feast of winners. In the billiard line, R. R. Briggs of
 the weather department in the federal
 building, has challenged and the chal- lenge has been accepted by Jim DaW-
 son of the U. $. R. S. the game to be 18.2 balk line. Dawson learned his game in MilWaukee,-nuffs sed-Whlle Briggs got most of his experience get ting out the old black cat and broom
 and poking in the caldron where the four weather balls are maintained. D.. K. Clint is captain of the U. s. R. S. bowling team, and has hopes of mak- ing the thousand mark. w. C. Meaker is at the head of the federal team. The federaIs have accepted the chal lenge of the U. S. R. s. for an indoor baseball game and have signed several classy men from the majors, most of whom have jumped one or another con- tract to join the outlaws. Outlaw Assistant P. M. Anderson will lead the Feds, while L. s. Parks will hold the commanding hand in the U. s. R. $. aggregation of toSsers
 In voley ball the Feds have accepted
 the challenge of the U. S. R. S. Seven teen new gatling guns have been ord cred by the Federals, direct from the factory the embargo having been lifted
 and they are expecting an easy victory. However, the Water Users have not been idle, and they promise to have voley of figures on meter inches on hand that will overwhelm their appon-
 ents. A. P. NJ E. Anderson will again have charge of a team in this sport while the U. $. R. S. experts and mili- tary will be handled by Lieutenant Seargeant R. E. Jaycox.
 The events and contests in the swim ming pool have not yet been announced, but several encounters are in liquid
 ation. and may solidify in time to al- low the contestants much enjoyment in
 again meeting them in the tile lined plunge at the Y.
 The feature of the evening will be the hi-brow event, checker game, in the event any Fed has the temerity to accept the challenge of Hon. U s. R. s. | Bill Robbins, E. X. P. E. R. T. D. D. ILL. D. The referee in this event will be Dr. J. H. Turner, the newly appointed | physician for the U $. R. S.. who will attend the game with the usual care ! to see that no fouls are committed and l to call it at any time either of the contestants shows weakness or is down | for the full count of ten. Doc. Turner
 will also be on hand for the majority | of the other events and will see that all brail fractures are reduced in the
 event the Feds are the sufferers and that all injuries in the camps of the reclama-
 tion are properly assuaged with a plas-
 ter of Verde mud and drink of Has, |