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El Paso herald. (El Paso, Tex.) 1901-1931, 1914-10-10
For Sale or Observation-Disclosures

For Sale or Exchange Miscellaneous
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WANTED To TRADE A $3.50 Mason &
Hammond Baby Grand for an auto IN good
condition; win assume or take difference
Phone $3.50 ".
FOR SALE OR TRADE-Ons new delivery
body for Ford automobiles; viii trade for
good one horse delivery wagon address
Vera-Best Grocery. Alamogordo. y NJ
WANTED-Got anything you want to sell,
trade or buy2 Send US careful and exact
description Of same We want It. Costs
only cents no more. We sell or exchange
anything. Southwestern Exchange, Colum-
For Sale or Rent.
FOR SALE Or RENT-New bungalow. fur
nished or unfurnished. practically rooms
and basement with every convenience. anl
all strictly fIrstclass and new; all modern
improvements. cheap II sold at once. or
will rent furnished for $50 a month IN
ouire 20l Roberts-Banner Bldg. phone 1898
and 1899 w
El Paso herald. (El Paso, Tex.) 1901-1931, 1914-10-10
List and Found.

IOTS S7xI2O on ". MISSOURI. blocks
from mills building. An excellent apartment
site cheap for quick sale; terms Owner
c. 40. Herald
El Paso herald. (El Paso, Tex.) 1901-1931, 1914-10-10

The parIor without false pretensious, but
always the most reliable for purity Of its
drinks and cleanliness. Come and you will
find it the coolest place in' Fsieta- Electric
plano and dance hall in connection Phone
No. 5.
El Paso herald. (El Paso, Tex.) 1901-1931, 1914-10-10

and basement. with every convenience. and
all strictly firstclass and new; all modern
will rent furnished for $50 a month In
Quire 201 Robsrts-Banner Bldg. phone 1888
and 1922 W.
Secondhand Automobiles.
MONEY TO LOAN-s15 Trust Building.
STOCK FISK automobile tires Allen Arms
& Cycle Co
TWO AUTOMOBILES for sale cheap IN good
condition Phone 5471 J.
FOR SALE - Regal underslung roadster.
newly overhauled- AZ Capies Bldg Pm 1855
FOR SALE-8etz ruuabout. run 1000 miles
firstclass condition. $3s5. 500 cash Write
V -
STTDFFAKER - Late model. with extra
equipment. cost $3.50. good as new cash
sale. no trade. $500 Write = 81. Head
FOR sALE-One Hupmoblle % in good con-
dition- Phone 62li-
FOR SALE AT A sACRTFTCE-5 passenger
Flanders auto. good running order, new
tires First Nat. Bank room 80
SECOND HAND AUTOMOBILE for sale.
passenger Peerless. new tires. top. curtains,
y-IndsbieId- firstcIass running order $3.50
cash. Cleveland Square Garage.
For Sale-MotOreycles.
FOR sALE-1s14 two speed Twin A bar
gain Allen Arms co.
ROOming Houses For Sale.
MONEY TO LoAN-s15 Trust Buildlng.
ROOMING HOUSES rooms. E125o; terms
St Louis Hotel
BUY FROM OWNER rooms. steam =, hot
and cold water. new. Write E. G. NJ care
Herald
FURNITURE OF s room modern house close
in on NaEOffin: upstairs rented Ior house
keeping pays rent Price $500 Write P O.
Herald
IF YOU WANT A BOOMING HOUSE bar
gain be sure you call me first; All sizes from
s rooms up 20 IS. my terms are the easiest
my price the lowest: my list the largest
BiclnelL Phone 5sSs.
40Si4 y. oregon
For Saie-Furniture.
FOR sALE-FuruIturs FOR rooms Phone
1855
/ FOR sALE-Furniture at a bargain Phone
1854
} FOR SALE-Chiffonier. dining and parlor
! tables heaters cali at lSoo Montana 81
FOR SALE-Furniture IN suite OF 3 rooms:
rent SIS per month very reasonable al
| between 8 and Q in evening SIS n Camp
bell Phone 1884.
SeIl-Livestock-Bug.
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. FOR sALE-Splendld saddle horse. goes
all gaits Phone 2i1O.
: rag sALE-aIuIes. wagon. new harness
J and vegetable route Phone slo7 J.
FOR SALE fine Jersey heller calves
I months old Phone 2O16-
WANTED To RENT or more good dairy
3 cows VIII buy II satisfactory; reference
( furnished. B. r. Herald
. FOR SALE at a sacrifice on account Of
sickness. a we'll bred fancy driving mare
. gentle for lady or child 20 drive. and phae-
I ton almost new. This rig IS worth
/ $500. viii take Sis n sold right now
. Phone 5512 J Residence $50 san Dlego.
Poultry, Etc.
! INDIAN RUNNER DUCKS for sale Phi sos,
| FOR SAILS 2-year old Brown Leghorr
{ hens 1923 Wyoming Phone 30S9-
/ COCKERELS. s1s5 UP-Circular free. Par
I sons Chicken Ranch.
FOR sALE-Chickens and ducks. Phone
I 3e05 J.
El Paso herald. (El Paso, Tex.) 1901-1931, 1914-10-10
Wanted to Rent.

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.sANTED-To rent desk room in good
building. Phone 1916 J.
WANTED-Furnished room with kitchenet
Cali 6O4 Mesa Phone 24S3 W.
YOUNG MAN wishes pleasant room IN pri-
vate home close in; must be reasonable
Address T. O.. Herald
ROOM out OF business district by gentle
man with storage for auto AIr. Talbot.
phone 25f1.
El Paso herald. (El Paso, Tex.) 1901-1931, 1914-10-10

MONEY To LOAN-5l5 Trust Building
MAILING. DISTRIBUTING CIRCULARS
Address Fl Paso Advertising Bureau. 1-0s
F. 5th St. e. Paso, Texas
The Topeka state journal. [volume] (Topeka, Kansas) 1892-1980, 1914-04-09
JauhawkeY lots

AS the Meade Globe puts it: The
days Of the spade. rake and hoe
also the weary man with aching back
are here.
According to the Madison Live Stock
Belt, the barber makes q friend Tor
life by telling the customer he has the
toughest beard in town.
Probably, thinks the Glasco Sun,
most candidates are sincere in promts-
ing to benefit the taxpayers. but per-
Torrance is not SO easy as promising.
What greater chivalry, asks the
Washington Republican Register,
could those Greek soldiers have shown
after killing off the Turks than by
marrying the widows?
A skirt worn by a Holton girl is re-
veraible. reports the Holton Signal.
That is, it may be worn either end up.
just whichever way she happens to get
hold of it when dressing.
According to the Baldwin Ledger.
some fellow over in jamestown went
to church on go-to-church-Sunday re-
Gently observed in that town. He liked
it SO we'll that he says he can hardly
wait for the annual return of that
date.
l. A hint to hesitating advertisers. from
the Baldwin Clipper-Leader:, When a
duck lays an egg she wad6es away
as though nothing had happened: when
hen lays one there Is an awful
racket. The hen advertises. hence the
great demand for hen eggs Don't be
a duck.
Another indication Of the arrival of
spring, as noted by the Clifton News:
Tramps and hoboes are becoming very
numerous, the warm spring weather
bringing them out Of their winter
haunts in the larger cities. Nine of
the clan were observed riding on the
rods Of q freight one day last week.
A number of them have also been maxi
ing friendly calls at the back doors
Of many Of the residences, that being
the hobo's idea OF the one way of
getting square"
The Topeka state journal. [volume] (Topeka, Kansas) 1892-1980, 1914-04-09
Globe Sights
BIZ THE ATcHIsoN GLOBE

There Is no use of shaking hands ON
every occasion.
The longest day in the year is every
Saturday afternoon.
A lot of foolish things are said in
the name of patriotism.
Your description probably II accu-
rate, but too long. too long.
Sometimes a man imaGines he's q
Social Lion when he's only the goat.
80 many are given to needless noise
that it doesn't take much to start the
crowd to cheering.
Modesty is an asset in some lines,
but it IL small help to the man who
needs a press agent.
sionally when he would like to be a
cave man for a week or two.
Nature hangs has went" on some
people and freckles on others. and
they seem equally hard to get rid of.
A man will deliberately stick his
head in q lions mouth, and then say
there is something wrong with the
country.
Woman wants her rights and ex-
poets to get them, but man has been
henpecked SO long he 10 beginning to
lose hope.
Many q man would like to start a
square DEAF magazine 10 he would
have q chance not to give any Of his
enemies q square deal.
Sometimes the holiday numbers of
the magazines make the gentle reader
wonder what was the hurry to get
them out a month ahead of time.
The Topeka state journal. [volume] (Topeka, Kansas) 1892-1980, 1914-04-09
From, Other Pens
WHAT'S THE NATTER WITH
AUGINEQQ9

-SSees0 AAAAAS $As0 1keVuOl1C8n fnt4TQtAfR
commerce commission may realize
tnef transportation Is the Fundamental
inous<ry In this country-fundamAn
IN the biggest and broadest eense.
When credit 70 pulled from under.
IanspprtAtfon the entire structure of
american industry begins to crumble.
Every era of railroad construction and
upouhding has been m era of pros
per1ty with all industry directly and
indirectly sharing in the advancement
OF transportation. Every time there
mas been . recession in the railroad
world the entire Industrial structure
mas halted and at times has appeared
TO 30 backWardA. 1t takes many wears
to build up an industrial structure
with confidence Of capital in manufac-
effective. economical. unified and In
terrelated industries all based upon, or
related to. transportation. 1t takes but
a few years to pull down the whole
structure. Damages by floods. fire or
famine do not dfshearten. Men go
forward and repair the waste know
ing that seed time and harvest will not
always fail. But when the political
axe 10 laid at the root of the tree of
OBSERVATION-DISCLOSURES credit-all
enterprise II disheartened: capital flies
from factory, rail and forge to the
strong vault OF the bank, and only
low prices and cheapened labor can
bring 1t forth to work again. One-half
of one per cent in the railroad credit
OF this country represents $50, 600. 600
per annum. This Is the difference to
the transportation interests when the
railroads have to pay 5 per cent in
stead of 4 u per cent for money. At
the present time in New York call
money IL being loaned at per cent,
commercial paper II discounted at 4
per cent, and s per cent or higher is
demanded on railroad accommoda-
lions But this IL only the beginning.
After it, work Of strangulation IL
The Topeka state journal. [volume] (Topeka, Kansas) 1892-1980, 1914-04-09
By The Way

4
Winter decides = play q turn en-
TOR the early izE isns.
According to election returns. the
kay-See Star was defeated by sub.
stanftaA majority. and the Folat Moao
Skoit was trimmed in Chicago. Wnicn
seems to indicate that a young woman
In Chicago has about the same chance
% an old one IN Kansas City.
Such IL fame! The morning contemp.
refers to her famifiArly, as Alma Carl
son. Of the Linjsborg News.r although
Miss Anna II more widely known In
the state than Mics Sophronia Addams.
the W. K. Chicago educator, or Molly
Russell, the noted gossip who tips on
beauty secrets.
Emporia has voted to dispense with
pool halls. but the loss will be neg
ltgiblc. as a travelling man who makes
that burg under protest. advfees us
that no one in the town knows how to
play pool anyway
Added to the "bQarder troubles" OF
the United States, is string of 800
[deported Spanlafds whom Mr.. Villa has
invited to come over and join. the long
and lodging are. NEE to ali who can
prove that they do not belong in the
country. and tho border boarders seem
to have the credentials.
The Ell Paso Herald thinks every city
should have = municipal museum and
with the old home town in mind, it
looks like q good idea-m0vement to
keep the fossils In glass cases instead of
jobs, as 1t were.
Some day q sport writer is going to
revolutionize the game and revive the
lost art OF originality by referring to
ball players by the names their parents
gave them.
As we understand it. the Soiree Dan
SAINT Is like the The Dansant. only more
buretter and longer spark plugs.
The jury found Madame Chesney not
guilty. which would indicate that the
jury does not accept the word OF a
preacher-spOtter as gospel when he
gets too Tar from the pulpit.
1t was an unfortunate affair in the
governors ORice, but the most unfortu-
nate feature, from the standpoint Of
those who feel burning desire to cop
tho governors job. was in the acci-
dental presence of q couple Of witnesses
at the time chosen by the Wichita
ladies for putting on their entertain
nnent. A number of lovely stories have
been spoiled in the same manner, and
it should be against the rules for an
official to have witnesses present when
ladies drop in to rough-hou his Of
flee.
The Topeka state journal. [volume] (Topeka, Kansas) 1892-1980, 1914-04-09
POINTED PARAGRAPHS.

[From the Chicago News.1
Gems OF thought are often only
paste.
Many a mans settled ways are set
tied by his wife.
If wife IL unable to reign she ID
likely to storm.
1t takes more than hot air to kill
the germ of suspicion.
Also the crook finds it difficult to
secure . partner that IL Trustworthy.
Orators have been known to con-
vince others without convincing them
selves.
No, we never heard of mermaid
using marine bands for tying up their
hair.
We forget q lot Of things that We
never would forgive IL 10 remembered
them.
1t IL said that the truth will out
and 1t seems 70 b. always out Of some
people.
Even the woman who enjoys a good
cry may have . perfectly normal senDa
of humor.
There are said to be married men
who would prefer the other place b
there Il to - eny mafTy11e n heaxe1
The Topeka state journal. [volume] (Topeka, Kansas) 1892-1980, 1914-04-09
QUAKER MEDrrAr1oNs.
[From tho Phiiadelphia Recor

[From tho Philadelphia Record.]
Some girls don't wait to meet their
fate. They 90 out looking for him.
Some people are 20 easily ratified
that they might be called human
dice.
A woman seldom sees mirror
without thinking It IL time for reflec-
ton.
Many . man takes q decided sand
when he really should take . tumble
to himself.
A banana peel IL . more dangeroue
thing to slip up on than . peal Of
laughter.
When . man puts his propertv in
his wife's name. does she husband her
resources?
No. Aaude dear: .here II NO reason
Why . collector and lover: Of antfn,aeo
shouldn't marry q young wife.
Strange ~ IL may 0oom, the antira
floating population Of the world M
1t one time confined to the Ark
The best cure for the man who a.
ways thinks he can do thlneu better
than they are bsing done II to try.
ITS q good plan to look out for
number one" said the OLD maid. Ora
cio.,ss I'm looking out for my fourth, :"
Blebhe-''eapheeds in't . man Of
strength? why that fellow hesa.t
enough strength to break hfo word. :"
Sil1tcus-'That fellow Bjoneo = a.
ways looking for trouble Cynfcus-
Il gueW that's right HI wife died
only couple Of months ogO. Ama nov
y 6q1teyo - = leoktng aneon9 tor -.
0xDDDe $50 - ~
The Topeka state journal. [volume] (Topeka, Kansas) 1892-1980, 1914-04-09
Hus,,or Of the Day

Look here. Fred, think 4 know you
to tip that butler Of yours" Surely, old
chap: he hasn't been very nice TO you,
has her. !" Just barely noticed me-
wouldn't give him more than nifty DOL
loHn.''-IAfe.
eloped with your ehanffeur!''s ssYea, but
he wasn't much Of ! chauffeur
Houston Post.
Rase-"How are you buying your
boO1g! DaSe-rrwo dollars doWn.
80 dollar exexy TINS lie eol1oct6e
The Topeka state journal. [volume] (Topeka, Kansas) 1892-1980, 1914-04-09

pick out the glrl for me. love Ehere
love. ana win marry to suit my
~And L" Betty sAid : tri0s unsteady,
VIII marry no man simply to please
my father. can only love where my
hsnet-hoart-
Betty! Darling! What 10 it9''
Charlie had tAkon heD 1oto into his
longing arms and held her closo to
him.
You had better put my ring back .
Betty suggested happily.-(Cop
1S1z. by the Mcclure Newspaper Syndi-
The Topeka state journal. [volume] (Topeka, Kansas) 1892-1980, 1914-04-09
Journal Entries

Too much Of the milk Of human kind
ness is sour.
The only hopes worth while are those
backed by actions in their directions.
q
What has become Of tne old-1ashIonAd
detective who assumed many and div
ers disguiseS?
. .
There will soon be a release from
the few Lenten resolutions that have
been faithfully kept.
Any number Of people are SO sener-
Gus ard courteous that they will laugh
at a friends story whether they grasp
the joke OF not.
The Topeka state journal. [volume] (Topeka, Kansas) 1892-1980, 1914-04-09
Epening Chat

The RIGHT Kind Of Hospitality.
1T takes all the pleasure out Of en-
tertaining to be poor" heard . wom-
m say the other day.
"Why!' asaea.
sBecause You never can have things
just AZ they ought to be. I'm going
to give an afternoon tea for my niece
and TIM simply Wretched over It. Ny
teaspeons aren't the right size and 1
haven't any sugar tongs. and I'm afraid
shan't have enough Of the tea nap
kins. and may have to MI in with the
larger ones. I'd give the whole thing
up II could but I don't want to dis
appoint Margaret"
What q spirit to plan an entertain
ment In!
What travesty on hospitality!
What do we invite our friends to
our homes for. anyway?
To enjoy their company and to give
them . pleasant timer
Or to show them our household pos
sessions and prove that we know the
rules Of etiquttte for each occasion and
haverall the required impedimenta.
The travesty into which We pervert It
by trying to follow certain set forms
and do everything just ~ they" pre-
scribe. II . very unbeautiful thing.
Il - perfectly possible to entertain
ones friends and entertain them ac-
ceptab1y. NO matter how poor one il.
Only you must 60 about the matter in
a dignified and self-reopecting spirit.
Give the best you can; believe that
that IL sufficient: act ~ IL 1t were SUI
acfent. and it will be sufficient. Put
good taste and careful planning into
your preparations. select congenial peo-
pie: don't get 20 tired that you cannot
greet thin with warm cordiality; put
the spirit Of real hospitality into the
occasion. and 4 cannot fail to be a
success.
What factor makes you have q good
time when you 20 anywhere?
Because all the appointments are just
AZ Mrs. Grundy dictates, and the food
and entertainment are expensive?
Or because you are received with sim
cere cordiality and meet congenial peo-
pie?
OF course there may be q few people
who will not care for your friendship
Grundy's standards. but do you care
for their friendship? They may be all
right in their way. but aren't there
enough people who are cultured. re-
fined and worth knowing, and yet not
80 exactfng, from whom You can more
wisely and happily choose your friends?
A great many of the pleasures Of life
are spoiled by the attempt to COM
pete with people who have more money
than we. Let's not permit the joy Of
hospitality. the pleasure Of entertaining
ones friends be among this number.
The Topeka state journal. [volume] (Topeka, Kansas) 1892-1980, 1914-04-09
This seems to Be the Limit.


The Foreign Legion is commonly be-
lieved to be made up OF broken men who
s out OF eon o out q fheir own VIII whether
any Of the various chances OF life. and
who have Joined the legion TO lose them
selves. or because they did not know
come from all European nations. and are
q cosmopolitan body and. no doubt, here
and taers a,nons then - d Brilliant tsl
astray; but l imagine very large pro-
portion Of them are simply. friendless
me mem find themselves without rssources
and without q career. and see in the
legion q last resource.
such friendless men in our civilization.
Among the thousands Of the legion there
%nss be- . Ct e. fH s fs Fl
come. it may be, incidentally OF tenn
go az .ss ssssa. o. round them Win
/ believe. society has defauited d in sf It:
ds 6 eS "a their moral raj" obi;ssfions q
their neighboss: and. ho!ding such views.
= "a. psrna,ps natural taae; :" t Tar from
very human. I did not read romancs o.
Sitions 81 their lives. Il thers Be an S incS
of hero In 4 man. he IL hero enough tor
The story OF the French occupation of
Algeria n largely the story Of the legion.
the most effective units Of the French
army AL over The World: snd here in
force Of the first order. but also . p1oneef
force Of civilization. The DICTIONARIES have
ou9lt the rods. sstabiished the military
aDd civil stations, accomplished the nr1t
public works, drained and planted; they
have laid the material foundations Of the
new order; they have mot only conquered,
t.N labor IN that hand and climate hos
61eo an enormo09 te5l-QqoeHD EdWoH1
The Topeka state journal. [volume] (Topeka, Kansas) 1892-1980, 1914-04-09

Two hundred and ffty-three years
ago. Jan. 81, 1861. the merry mon
arch." Charles II, and his associates
dug mp the body of Oliver Cromwell.
along with those Of Ireton. Bradshaw,
the old protectors wife. and daugh-
tiers.
They were celebratins the anniver-
sary Of the execution Of the frst
Charles. and nothing would do but
they must include a. a part Of their
program indignities to the ashes of
those who had spoiled their game of
kingcraft, and inaugurated the liberty
which il today the story Of the British
empire.
The bodies of Cromwell. Ireton and
Bradshaw were torn out Of their
to Tyburn, hanged there on q gibbet
all day long and then beheaded.
Cromweirs head was set up ON pole,
and those who y -uld not have dared
to look the grand old protector in the
face while he was alive looked at the
time generally.
After Cutting themselves with
abuse and ribald. :. the brave minions
Of the merry monarch gathered up
the honored remains. along with the
bodies Of John Ppm and the gallant
into q pit that had been dug for them
in st. Margaret's churchyard
What fools they were to think that
by mistreating the ashes Of those
mighty men they could undo the work
that they had done and reverse the
current Of thought that they had set
In motion!
In the eloquent words Of Paxton
Hood: AS the royal v0luptuary rode
down to the house. did he not gaze up
to the head he believed to be his pow
erful conqueror's and see in the scows
Of the skeleton skull the avonging
genius OF the country whose holy al
tarss he had profaned and whose
rights he had outraged? The mind Of
Cromwell was abroad, and the genius
of freedom N represented by hin, was
to conquer once m0re.''-Rev. T. b.
Gregory, in the New York American.
The Topeka state journal. [volume] (Topeka, Kansas) 1892-1980, 1914-04-09
THE DEN1AGoG AND THE MOB,

"A mob kills the wrong man" was
flashed in a newspaper headline lately,
notes Leslie's and 1t continues: The
mob il an irresponsible. unthinking
mass. 1t always destroys but never
constructs. 1t criticises but never Gre
ates.
Utter a great truth and the mob will
hate you. See how it condemned Dante
to exile. Encounter the dangers Of the
unknown world for its benefit, and the
mob will declare you crazy. 1t ridi-
lculed Columbus. and for discovering q
new world the mob gave him prison
and chains.
| Write a great poem to thrill human
hearts with pleasure. and the mob will
allow you to go hungry: The blind
Homer begged bread through the
streets. Invent a machine to save la
Dor and the mob will declare you its
enemy: Less than q hundred years
ago a furious rabble smashed Thimo-
nier's invention. the sewing machine.
Build q steamship to carry merchant
disc and accelerate travel and the mob
win call you Il fool: A mob lined the
chores Of the Hudson river to laugh at
the maiden attempt Of ''Fulton's Folly"
as they called his little steamboat.
Emerson says: "A mob il . society
of bodies voluntarily bereaving them
selves Of reason and traversing ita
| work. The mob IL man voluntarily
sdescended to the nature of the beast
Its Mt hour of activity IL night. Its
actions are insane. like it, whole con-
stitution. 1t persecutes q principle-it
would whip q hight. It would tar and
feather justice by innicting IRE and
outrage upon the houses and persons
Of those who have these" Much truth
In a few words.
The spirit Of the mob stalks abroad
in our land today. Every week gives
IA fresh victim to IT. malignant cry fos
The Topeka state journal. [volume] (Topeka, Kansas) 1892-1980, 1914-04-09

Carranza has framed an elaborate
foreign policy whereby he seeks
friendly relations with all powers He
should devote his attention. however.
to the framing of a decent internal
policy for tn I portion Of Mexico which
Is in the control of the constitutional
lists. If anything. conditions are worse
IN that section than they are in the
territory controlled by Huerta.
The Topeka state journal. [volume] (Topeka, Kansas) 1892-1980, 1914-04-09
that Congressman-Captain

Now that Captain
Hobson' s senatorial aspirations
have been nipped in the bud,
orgies to his much-neglected Japanese
war scare. Or II he cannot keep sum-
ciently in the limelight with that, he
has the national prohibition issue to
shout about.
The Topeka state journal. [volume] (Topeka, Kansas) 1892-1980, 1914-04-09

The secrets" of the trial, behind
closed doors, of the New York minister
who Is charged with undue familiarity
with some of his women parishioners.
are known in detail to the readers of
all the newspapers published in the
United States. All Of which is more
conclusive evidence of the futility Of
secret trials in this land of free speech.