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The Waxahachie daily light. [volume] (Waxahachie, Tex.) 1894-current, 1914-05-22
One on Teacher.

The teacher was telling the chill
aren n long. highly embeliished
story about Santa Claus, ana Wine
Jones began eiggling with mirth'
which finally got beyond his con-
troll
,sWillie. What did | whip you for
vesterday?" asked the teacher Sc
verely.
Fer lynn" promptly answered
Willie, Everybody Magazine.
The Waxahachie daily light. [volume] (Waxahachie, Tex.) 1894-current, 1914-05-22
one of The Relics.

A tourist doing one of the many
Old inns Of England had ordered tea
and sandwich. The waiter was
boring her with his tiresome de
scriptions Of the historic connections
Of each piece of furniture, and the
legends surrounding every article in
the house.
so everything in the house has a
legend connected with it, she re
marked. when he paused. We'll,
do tell me about this quaint old ham
sandwich Everybody $.
The Waxahachie daily light. [volume] (Waxahachie, Tex.) 1894-current, 1914-05-22

NJ Ao3f. NAY --.=i-ftH IL Eo'i
a4sfGeaf a9esn { answer 20 an 'As
s4si sNea57 9i m24G@tl ana pro
PIE 'Ae"' days it simply must ''it-
~ - q +si.'n OF II asia 0i''4''7
N2#e dtiS!f'eA At'7of'4'o
PSI a Weather eve over ms WI" ,
10. .a.+ -i@i aisa- =e=Jealng sl'N -t# "sa
2.t Hi3'set ttaf9tfied tr!!N '"e3 iii
7S '4o90E or che PINK 'A" " '''ss
5Ia' n"4i4ist e'sht, u 4aio
|a1' ''.af IL. do her Shopping ''i
quite IA" best he W""'0 GEL
E4s'sr, "'"4d De a eolhbiH%'4N" %
'se0e got forgetting a Su"u @'@-
'l"
WI 'a''l f.tfiing your e4Fhiise
a'ei aa@e. You see they run IN
FOR Instance there is t's
~ -''e 'ol"oiaatlea, the Mafte.''.
zs'Pe t4eii1l5e. ana the Nafeeiie
s.'s'"i '.'t iefy Feheh9 and manu-
~ VI 7H"efeat bdti5te paAaeu Il"
''5 "h'tc stripped nideF'ls'
s41 10" embarrassing 1t would DC
The Waxahachie daily light. [volume] (Waxahachie, Tex.) 1894-current, 1914-05-22

II YOU will read the Daily Light
want column every day you VIII
,een right up with the wants" II
the people of Waxahachie. You
NAV find just the opportunity
Won have been waiting for. Raid
The Waxahachie daily light. [volume] (Waxahachie, Tex.) 1894-current, 1914-05-22

But don't your hens lay eggs
OF course they can VIA the
naughty reply, but considering Our
position they don't have To LON
don Globe,
The Waxahachie daily light. [volume] (Waxahachie, Tex.) 1894-current, 1914-05-22
His Irregular Features.

Bobby-Papa says you are self
made man.
Homely Caller (proudly)--Yes,
my boy
Robbv-I guess you didn't have
any looking glass when you made
YOUR face, did you@-Boston Tran
script.
The Waxahachie daily light. [volume] (Waxahachie, Tex.) 1894-current, 1914-05-22

The Daily Light gives the news.
The Waxahachie daily light. [volume] (Waxahachie, Tex.) 1894-current, 1914-05-22

Lag and brag are a bad comhina-
tion
The evening world., 1914-03-16
u n Gle S a ms
First Bank

THE nrst United States bank was
established i33 ysars ego a
part Of the general sohsms
for support Of public credit Alex
ander Hamilton. inst Secretary
Of the Treasury. was the originator
Of the plan. Since the failure Of this
plan to put banking ON Q sound basis
In the United States. scores OF other
schemes have been tried. with moro
or ieas success. The early history of
State banks was An unsavory one.
The charters were often fraudulsntly
obtained. and currency issued To
three times the amount Of their cap.
itai. Many Of these banks suspended
during the panic Of 1914. Just Q cen.
tury ago. and others In 1897 and
1857. Fffty-ons years ago the Ma
nonal banking system OF the United
States was organised. and various
laws have since been passed In reia-
ton to the institutions operating
under this act. At the last report
there wcro' 7.40l national banks with
q capital Of &l.o5l. 72s. 67b. with Q cir
culation outstanding OF S722,I25,0a4
and with individual deposits Of 36,-
Sbs.tsi.b6l.
The evening world., 1914-03-16
Letters From the PeODIe|

from the streets OF New York City l
would like to suggest that IL the
steam heating companies OF New
York City would turn ON full steam
through their main pipes in the
streets and II the police made every
landlord clean the gutter 30 the flow
OF water could reach our sewers, l
should think our streets and ave-
nues would be clear in forty-eight
houis' j, w. Il.
"rrsSeiiinW Men" as Husbands,
To the Ei4'y 4 THE Ewnine World
Let me say to Miss s., who asked
whether travelling statesmen made
good husbands. that ! believe they
do when old enough to be past the
giddy age OF life. otherwise think
not as rule. And II she IL contem-
plating marrying one, travelling
man, why not ark him TO give up the
road Otherwise much OF her mar
ried life ~ bound To be lonely and
consequently. perhaps. unpleasant.
5sf SAMUEL 9.
The evening world., 1914-03-16
Hits From Sharp Wits.

Some men seem to think they have
turned u mighty smart trick when
they are able TO sneak out of tho
house In the morning without having
lifted" tho kitchen range ashpan.-
Philadelphia Inquirer.
A man who spends most Of his
time defending other people usually
has something about himself Which
he wishes to keep concealed.--Macon
Telegraph.
Some people turn opportunity away
when II knocks. believing II to be a
peddler or an agent.-Albany Jour
nal.
housework they probably will turn
naggers, too.-Pittsburgh Post.
Consider the Goldfish. what an ex-
ample she setteth to the hen. for she
layeth million eggs and never
cackles a cack Appeal
A man who stumbles into success Is
an evaporation to one who has
worked hard and won only meagre
reward.
Sometimes "A man whose credit In
perfectly good forgets that his credit
ors need the money. Albany journal.
AS a general thing. II liz the mild
eyed curly haired little chap with the
big bow tie that grows up into the
biggest devu In town.-Columbia
state,
The evening world., 1914-03-16
TWO THAT OUGHT TO COME TRUE.

MONG all the fine schemes improving the town discussed
~ by Borough Presidents at the Republican Club luncheon
last Saturday. two proposals will strike the average
Yorker particularly sound and sensible
"a organization o tramc.
(2) Simpificaton Of underground pipe
In programme Of street paving which expected to make
New York at the end Of four years zone Of paved
IL world Borough President Marks Of Manhattan lays on
~ Improvement Of the rsads Central
sEnnth and Ninety seventh sss Hs would encourage
tenn bus lines these and other assstsvn streeta
The sct lavish thought and money the extension Of
nA and south transit facilities unta forgetting that
Nttsn not all Cup and down"that people have got
side Of tho Island the other The study
tc he been neglected wholly plan for the busy sections
- keep traffic moving alternate streets
wu expedite business and saving Of time and
ssaenierc WHY does anybody that snowfall the only
ssndtion that makes such arrangement dssrsblsp
The hit miss way which ppss md wires msy be 'burs"
n TIE streets has long marked New York backward sister sznong
great cities The present congestion Of ubuace pipes
ngsdbla ION Sixth avenue" declares the Borough President
rs many six separate gas hnes lying close together
Ths Of Broadway and Fulton street cougssd with pipes
INT there ID room for smother msnhole."
estimated 4 $500 800 % remove
these pipes sal,srsA
Who says II would not be worth NJ Some Of New York;
suffsn and losses due to the ripping up d
ss BY the public utility companies II takes months rspsvs
street because telephone and telegraph companies take their
time about the preliminary repairs Even then often happens that
fresh asphalt torn week two after Il has been laid 10
allow Of these corporations mako changes which did
not choose to hasten.
Gas pipes wire condut eo, under tho horoughfres
should be in galleries where they readily inspected
repaired the tracks Of railroad II would city endless
chaos the streets and fsr the danger terrific
ssyosonse the recent q Twenty Broadway
which periodically srte Nov Yorke and lives and limbs
The evening world., 1914-03-16

N. ". Nu rare SOOO numOrJ-
m.v Well. everything smells nne
AA mother. II the enhancing
odors from the kitchen DOM
exaggerate, I'm about to ca,
more than Is good for me.
tiaid places ths p,ates.)
Mrs. G. Qrrelevantly)-We had an
awfully interesting meeting Of the
Falox Club this afternoon, George.
] Mr.. G. (busy seasoning)-Did you
| indeed. my dear7 That's nice.
Mrs. G.-Yes; the subject for the
day was "Our Foods" Oh. It wa
very Instructive! learned SO many
things. Mrs. Baker read a paper on
the "Taint in Timed Soups"-quite
horrifying 1t was. George. That's
timed soup you're eating now. you
know.
Mr.. G. Quitting down his spoon,-
Is It?
Mrs. G.-Eh. huh! Green turtle
Goodness knows what may have been
the matter with that turtle before
they slew him.
Mr.. @. Laughing nervously)--slew
him! Just so. I-er-Im finished
my dear: you may have the plates
removed.
S ssss FROM M; " he '.T'' the fragrant Juice
Mrs. G. (picking UP the thread OF
her narrative)-Mrs. Law read a pa.
per on "Ruinous Red Meats" So en-.
tightening, George! All about the
horrible. lingering ailments you car
get from red meats. and how you car
avoil them by eating poultry.
Mr. G. (inhaling the lusciousness
Of rich. rare beeD-Aw. hang tbs
doctor!
Mrs. G. tsepulchrally)-Many a
man who has gone before has said
those same words.
Mrs. a. registering exactly)-Mrs
Speer read a paper on the Sting In
starch" George. All about how
starch ruins the action OF the liver
/ remembered how l pitied you be-
cause you love potatoes so and al
the same time have such a doubtful
liver!
(Mr. O., psAns. turns to thu spsshstH.)
| Mrs. q. quitting on another record)
Mrs. jerks read a paper on the mi
crobes In Macaroni." Why. she said
II you could ever see the way it's
made over there you'd never eat II
GOWN .M' NJ. q to.ts 5imS grit" A' teeth end rH'
Mrs. q. Ifondly glancing his way)-
Oh. have you quite finished. dear!
Yes, such an interesting meeting,
.Do MAD q. Ssis. ,.r's deep s0ld'n brown
Mrs. q. (pie knife poised. aloft)-
Mrs. Trip. on '"The Perniciousness OF
| Pie." called II the Great American
Curse and she said that statistics
proved that more cases OF chronic
indigestion and
tNr. q. rsss matsstiesliy from the nbis)
Mrs. q. I'm mild surprise) Why
George, where are you going?
Mr.. q. with Sir Henry Irving Ges-
turss)-To the corner. madam. TO the
! ese1Asl Having shown me the dsa<A
The evening world., 1914-03-16
-Lenten Dis hes

POTATO AND OLIVE SALAD
Boil four fair sized potatoes and dice
them. Cut about fifteen stoned olives
In small bits and add two hard boiled
eggs, also chopped. Season with salt.
vinegar and olive oil and mix thor
oughly. When cold cover with mayon-
naise and decorate top with olives.
LENTEN BROTH-Cookt two pounds
Of fish with a turnip. carrot. onion.
piece Of celery and q sprig Of pars-
ley and about quart of water. When
cooked remove the skin from the fish
and add q pint Of boiling milk mixed
with -four. butter. yolk Of an egg.
Juice of q lemon. salt, pepper and
nutmeg. Press through sieve and
serve steaming hot.
SCALLOPED GOLDFISH WITH
RICE AND EGGS-One and one-half
cups boiled rice and the same amount
The evening world., 1914-03-16

n. Cali At THE EVENING WORLD NANTON FAaiToN
as ome hros) Sixth
{Nsw
r,... }stamps ordered
dreasp iniy ava
's"'~ wanted in
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ID O m e &c
Dial o 8 u { s
BIZ Alma Woodtcard.

coUgHsht is1+: 3 Ts r,:ss TP Ssl4,tans %.
The Hunger Slayer.
scens-Dinins room a ths Grssns' nat. = Z
=, tA.: O.. his spYstits Ehsttsd By . eOeLtal q
sn,p.uon q h. s.l 0 sSou {. 70 nt = ..s ssss
him. Mn. @. d placing the cslery dish 90 that
It parallels the Olives. Instead Of making right
angles with them
The evening world., 1914-03-16

Of creamed Goldfish. one tablespoon
full butter. four eggs. Moisten thu
rice with the melted butter. Ar
range layers Of rice and fish alter
nately in the baking dish, making
the layer OF rice. Break the eggs
over the top. Bake until heated or
until the eggs set.
EGGS MARQUISE is a wholesome
and attractive dish which Is pres
pared by cutting hard boiled eggs
lengthwise. removing the yolks and
filling the cavities with the following
paste: Press the yolks through 4
sieve, add to them small onion
chopped fine, two tablespoonfuls OF
cream sauce seasoned with salt. pep
per and a pinch Of nutmeg. Crate
over the top OF the prepared eggs
some Parmesan cheese and brown
delicately in a hot oven.
The evening world., 1914-03-16
SHALL STATE LAWS HELP A SlECEL. &?

HAT thu city calling themselves res merchants and
voting hsmselvss enormous saarea have yet been
and dstardy enough to dump into their business deficits
~ ak fan assessments deducted from the wages Of their
agA ns plain case Of Aeu Siegd and vogd forces New
- y sdmR
ahat ether New York merchants show themselves true ct
go va fnssd hearts sufficiently proved by the soon
- can nd hin associates in making their for
~ employees Who their jobs gone and hsr savings scattered
usA otherwise es want The city glad honor typo Of
y1Ehant and to believe that she rely many suNh
but that thin scandaous and incredible robbery poor
could be possible under the laws Of community which pdes
MN ito zeal devsng regulations for banking and
- s protect the helpless ought awaken the public with
~ 3dt
What has the State to to lawmakers who such
Banking" 10 hacken it, business rscordsi
The evening world., 1914-03-16


Regarding a reader query on the
absence OF references 20 tobacco in
6hakespeere's plays, write to say
recall one indirect instance. In king
Henry the Fourth" Hotspur, speak
ing Of certain lord. says: And
'twixt his finger and his thumb he
held pouncet box which ever and
anon he gave his nose and took Z
away again. Who herewith angry,
wi IN u next came there. took IN
snuff." ! might venture a conjecture
that there are not more instances be-
cause q majority OF the plays were
written In t0baccoless times. As Il
was. Hotspur lived long before the
discovery OF tobacco or OF SNUFF or
indeed OF America.
a STASIA INQUIRE.
Another snow Removal Idea.
70 she Editor Of Ins Ewn.ns World
IN regard to removing the SNOW
The evening world., 1914-03-16

Psychologists at Hamburg University and the University
California who have been calculating love"
tell that loves most deeply from twenty.
four to twenysx Of while do
not reach their greatest intensity until thirty and
thirtyfour Just like the tricky god put double curve
like that II!
The evening world., 1914-03-16
The Price
o. Winning.

gathered his md opened war"
Both
come him before the O
crushed and Francis somewhat high
price to throwing
The evening world., 1914-03-16

Upstate supsntsndsaes a protest against the
shipment q unsmpoysd from this city on the
ground that the New York contingent ere worthless 10 the
farmers and wn become the counties they
ssuA" An W. w. grooming Over ~drsary hum
drum lie unosr he hand q tyrannsca farmer" fas
vrsss agsn3 a. WORT seekeqsl ...r
The evening world., 1914-03-16
The Nay Manton fashions
- RAPERY at the
back that con.

back that con.
veyE the sugges-
ton Of a hustle Ii new
and smart and here ID
q skirt that shows II
handled with unusual
success. The drapery
Is arranged to form
pretty folds at the
front and width over
the hips and. incident
ally. skirt Is all made
one piece, so that It
can not mean much
labor. Beneath the
upper portion there 10
q smooth fitting yoke
and the skirt is slashsd
across tho back to al
low Of plaits and folds.
The model IL an az.
cellent one for the
taffeta that has taken
such q firm hold upon
the fashionable world
and almost all the
fashionable silks and
crepes and 1t also u
much liked for the
spring suiting mate.
rials, for the model 10
equally smart for the
indoor gown ana for
the street costume.
Since the dnish can bo
made at either the
high or the natural
waist limo, all figures
can BE- accommodated.
Taffeta 10 the material
illustrated and ta6etS
seems to suit the moA4
peculiarly well. -
For the mediuua'
sise. the skirt win ros
quire I 9-8 yds. Of ma.
teria "a. 27-S yds. =
n or 81 IN. wide. IT,
width Of the skirt q,
lower edge 10 l I'd. and
II in. "a,
The evening world., 1914-03-16

dealing properties Of roast beef mashed
potatoes and home made pie-all of
which ] thought household remedies
OF the first water-l now 20 to seek
refuge In the friendly. health sustain.
The evening world., 1914-03-16

ing bottle Woman, your Falox Cl,1A
has driven me to hishballs. (Ext,)
Mrs. g. (ten minutes later)-ok
dear. now I've giver him another -
-
The evening world., 1914-03-16
Little Causes p
/ "A OF Bis Wars
BY Albert Payson Terhune.
son Ter h u n e.

OSstdk Dvahs waAD.
6OA WrestHng Match That Led TO a Great War;
0une In France thousand ssudnv 9
tired nobemen and horde Sunday oss
II stood gaping in delighted wonder the odds
- all history
spectacle presented nsal,s
worthy Of such beahess interest strkiny handS
both redoi Of beard and white Of skn standing
small the the ippsl
the waist Ono fat thin. :.
tn. to ADVANCED toward each other Th.s v
ses ss: s s1'a We . s =,
out .s . ssu si nv. 2s9 S:s '1 ::
q. az a'''a ";:ss .a' $,
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s; :':: s: e;
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ru: .ssS:s . a.. 10: v.:.s Ssus '''' A.
sns:na slender man W.: ss.... l.
courts The monahs wrssnsnks
vr:ns. had
n Kin: able " ss ss Ana e
many .--....-
suc,snty outshin. cn..is
sn =. :n 10Y Gnss: and =
,. . a1, m.ns 1a:n0: g.: he %
4. .'.
snsi ..s:a ne nns.a caused tn:
n: , css q As w, ,: $ the
oha', .ss. 1.:os.: to vrs:tans match
LUCK, ss. Francis ,s;aa TIRE. Henry IA.
r.: the nnsa Kin. you'd h:v.
Henry" writes watson embraced Francs mos.
e ., ~
Alliance With Charlie. instead Francis Tanci:
s.'n sss his .ss
Emperor make seo Of Henrys
ern,S war sxsss three nsaom: wh: ended France utterly
price to pay for the triumph Of throwing rvarin wrestling
The Washington herald., 1914-02-21
ALPHA CHI RHO MEN HERE.
Delegates to Convention BeGinning
Today Number $50.

Delegates to the annual national cen
vention of the Alpha Chi Rho fraternity.
which will begin here this afternoon and
continue until next Monday. numbered
about so. Their headquarters are at the
Raleigh Hotel
This will be the sixtieth convention OF
the fraternity. There will be a business
meeting this afternoon at 3 o'clock; a
theater party tonight at Keith's: re-
ception tomorrow evening at the Raleigh,
and a banquet Monday at p. m. at
the hotel.
The Washington herald., 1914-02-21

So fast has the progress of the mod
arm society dances become that one
must be an accomplished person to
keep up with the Developments. One
dance suggests possibilities for an
,ther. and this has caused number
If new ballroom affairs to be created
which are practical developments OF
some that have gone before.
The Bar Harbor. which has leaped
into popularity in the last few months
ia an evolution of the tango, the nrst
mar, of the newer dance being very
much like the Partisan tango The Bar
Hari,or is in two-four time and Is
really SO simple that II. has proved
more suitable to the majority OF dane
ers than the more complicated hgures
and steps of the tango
The Introductory Bar Harbor inquire
presents no difficulties that cannot De
quickly mastered by dancing novice
starting in the regulation closed Po-
sition as shown in the photograph
mere REPRODUCED. the partners take
four straight walking steps. The lady
moves forward while the man goes
backward. Now in the first figure OF
the Bar Harbor. which may suggest the
ope-step at the beginning, the lady
never is called on to walk other than
abead-thfs being a feature of this
particular dance and one appealing to
the feminine sex.
r-non the completion of the first four
The Washington herald., 1914-02-21
The Bar Harbor:
Introduction and Lesson I
There Is So Much Walking in
This Dance that Is Is Quite
Restful.

the waltz. making two complete turns.
While the first waltz steps should be
in the natural turn TO the right. 1t may
be varied by, the reverse waltz. This
may come either at the first introduce
ton of the waltz step or be utilized on
the second or third completion of the
walking figure
In the second figure OF the Bar Har-
Dor the lady must do her share OF
backward walking, for that is all there
is 10 this portion OF the dance. In
noiut of fact, il is the middle Of the
three distinct parts Of the Bar Harbor
and is sandwiched in between the first
and third figures, primarily to give
variety TO both onlookers and dancers
In the second section of the Bar Har-
Dor the lady raises her left and her
ma rtper his right hand, both extended
instead of being kept IN the position
customary in the closed position. ihis
detail differentiates the second from
the first figure.
Passing from the two complete waltz
turns at the end Of the FIRST ngure. the
dancers commence the se'Ohu hsuiS.
Lifting her left hand from tne arm o,
her escort, the lady places her pam
I'm a downward position in that OF the
mans right. and both then begin the
walking step, the man moving back
ward. the lady ahead The four steps
form a unit. and while they must not
be exceeded in the first figure Il Is pos
sIble here TO increase the number. 10
either eight or sixteen.
when A change is desired the LADY
then falls backward, still continuing
the deliberate. graceful walk. and her
nar,ncr now assumes the more agree
sbIe task OF moving forward. very
simple. do you say? PRECISELY and tor
that reason the Bar Harbor Is galnl s
%, l., General adoption. The conclud-
80 ar,icIe. Of this series will bring up
the last figure. the only one In which
the open position is introduced.
Copyright. lsliD
The Washington herald., 1914-02-21
O'SHAUGHNESSY HAS NO
WORD OF BENTON EXECUTION

Mexico City. Feb. o.-Charge dAnairs
O'Shaughnessy said tonight nc had nc
communication OF any kind regarding the
execution of William :. Benton. a British
subject, by Francisco Villa, at JuaTcZ
Hucrta could not he reached tonight
for any comment On tho case. No one
at the foreign Office would discuss the
affair.
Old mining men here who know Ben
ton say he has a bad record as gamb-
Ter. that he was quarrelsome and always
seeking trpuble.
1t is reported that the government is
about TO put in circulation 9oo,oO0,oo0 pesos
of nat money. The Banco Londres y
Mexico received today a large shiy'1ent
of bank notes from the American he nix
Note Company, New York. These are
to he signed and put in circulation i'm
mediately.
Gov. Corona, of the Federal district,
has resigned. Gen. Luis q. Ballesteros
succeeds him.
The Washington herald., 1914-02-21

now in Paris, Eliminates in the newspa-
pers against the constitutiOnalists.
''Huerta now has a fully equipped
force" he says. of $1,000 men. There
is not the slightest doubt that he will
quell the rebellion. President Wilson's
attitude is undoubtedly Influenced by per
sonal hatred of Huerta and by business
interests. The American people disprOve
his policy, which is condemned by An
drew Carnegie. Henry Lane Wilson. Sen
ator Moore, and Senator Sheriff."
The Washington herald., 1914-02-21

There is no other remedy so truly help
10 nature. 1t relieves the pain and diseom-
fort caused by the strain on the ligaments,
makes plant those ibres and muscles which
nature is expanding and soothes the in
hsmms ton of breast glands
Mothers Friend is an external remedy,
and not only banishes all distress in adj
vance, but assures speedy recovery for
the mother. Thus she becomes healthy
woman with all her strength preserved to
thoroughly enjoy the rearing of her child.
Mothers Friend can be had at any drug
store at S1.00 bottle. Write to Bradfeld
Regulator Co., Dds Lamar Bldg, Atlanta,
Ca. for their free book. Write to-day. It
u most Instructive.