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Pullman herald. [volume] (Pullman, W.T. [Wash.]) 1888-1989, 1914-05-01

In the Superior Court of the State of
Washington, in and for the County
of Whitman.
In the Matter of the Estate of L. v.
Williams, Deceased.
Notice is hereby given by the
undersigned executor of the estate of
L. V. Williams, deceased, to the cred
itors of, and all persons having
claims against the said deceased, to
exhibit them with the necessary
vouchers, within twelve months after
the first publication of this notice to
the said executor, at the office of
John w. Mathews, attorney at law,
the same being the place for the
transaction of the business of said es-
tate in the city of Pullman, county of
Whitman, state of Washington.
Dated April IL, 1914.
e. A. BRYAN,
Executor.
April 10-May
Pullman herald. [volume] (Pullman, W.T. [Wash.]) 1888-1989, 1914-05-01
WANTS TO COME TO PULLMAN

am an American 3S years of age
husky, hustler, good teamster and
mixer, total abstainer, have had
business and farming experience. ]
want to locate my family at or near
Pullman on account of the schools
and climate and will lease an i'm
proved place on shares, buy on easy
terms or work Cor wages. What have
you to offer? Address E. L. Graves,
1905 Hamlin St., Seattle, Wash.
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THURSDAY, APRIL 20, 1914
Deeds

Deeds
Retta Shields and husband to A.
l.. Spray, lot l, blk rs, w. F. Simp-
sons add, Garfield, 81.
A. L. Spray to James Taylor, lot
l, blk rs, w. F. Simpsons add, Gar
field, $40.
John w. Johnson and wife to
Retta Shields, lot l, blk rs, w. F.
Simpsons add, Garfield, $500.
f. R. Michaelis to Ellen E. Mich
aelis, lot l, blk s, Huffman's add,
Tekoa, 81.
D. Fletcher Staley ct al. to Lind
say c. Staley, nh seq 21-14-45, 81.
Joe E. Smith and wife to Robert
Dericks, swq neg 2-16-41, $4,000.
John ]. Staley ct al. to Lindsay C.
Staiey, lots 7, s, 9, 10, blk 4, Staley,
$1.00.
John j. Staley ct al to D. Fletcher
Staley ct al, land in Staley and part
section 81, %, 80, 80, in 14-45, 81.
D. L. Staley to L. C. Staley, part
nh 2S-14-45, 81.
D. L. staley to D. F. staley ct al,
seq and seq swq 21-14-45, nh and nh
sh, swq swq 2S-14-45, VIII nwq, VIII
swq S3-14-45, neg seq 32-14-45, 81.
c. A. Blackman and wife to
Claude D, Westacott, tracts in Gar
field. 81.
Minette Bloor Simpson to Archie
W. Henry, lot IS, blk s, College
Park add, Pullman, 1925.
George W. Case, Jr., guardian, to
Max T. w. steinke, part neg 2s-1e-
Al, $145.
George w. Case, Jr., and wife to
Max T. W. steinke. part neg 1918
Al. 81.
Mrs. d. M. Lewis and husband to
Dennis Corcoran, part neg 23-16-43,
81.
William Cole, sheriff, to d. F.
Staley, part blk 6, Reaneys add
Pullman, lots l. 2, 8, 4, blk l. Rea-
ney's add, Pullman, part lots 6 and
l. blk 8, and part lots 4 and 5. blk
8. s662S.
Real Mortgages
Mary E. Hull to J. A. Perkins et
al lots l, 2, 4, blk 1, Avenue add
Colfax. and tracts in Colfax. $500
Chattel Mortgages
r. B. Cady to George w. Dc
Gowan, live stock, s79.
L. F. Smith to Linville Bros an.
tomobile. 1925.
J. NJ. Keeter to G. c. Mobley, m a.
chinery, 1915.
J. T. Scott to F. w. Hitler, live
stock two-thirds crop nwq 25-1s-44
1884.
August Modro ct al. to J. I. Case
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TUESDAY, APRIL 81, 1914
Deeds

Thomas Bentson to ], C. Carlson.
NEG nwq 1O-14-4O, $1,000.
Frank E. thinner to w. J. Fur
nish' swQ S-13-Ss, $500.
c. V. Drazan ct ux. to L. B. Nc.
cauiey' blk 8. Beachs End add. Pa
louise (ex), $3.50.
George w. Troupe to Elizabeth 7
sartieson' tracts in Colfax, 81.
Ida M. Waller and husband 70 N
Z. J. Gentry, lots s, 9, 10. blk Q
Lawrence & Holbrook's add. Ppu.
man. lots l. 2, 8, blk II, Fairs add
Pullman, $1,000.
Chattel Mortgages
d. H. Holady & Sons to Curtis II
Ede' two-thirds crop on part section,
and . in 1910, 1922.
Matiock & Harris to National
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SATURDAY, APRIL is, 1914

DCNNB
Agnes Briggs to Bertha V. Smith,
eh lot and all lot S, blk 8, Wiley
LIST add, Palouse, $40.
John N. Morgan ct uX. to Chicago,
Milwaukee & st. Paul Railway Co.,
part 2620-44, $110.
Maria Horlacher to John George
Horlacher, swq 3-19-43, s.
Maria Horlacher to John George
Horlacher, seq 4-19-43 and part g.
1913, s.
Charles w. Johnson, administra-
tor, to d. E. Kinsinger, part nwq seq
and swq seq 2-14-42, Ell 11-14-42,
$4443.
Robert w. Martin ct al. to L. NJ.
Parnall, eh neg 23-15-43 and part
23-15-43, $1575.
Real Mortgages
Herman Walter to E. o, Anker-
son, eh eh S-14-SO, part swq 9-14-4O.
$4,000.
F. Edward Brown and wife to w.
h, McCroskey, lots 3, 4, IL, 70, blk
4, Chambers add, Pullman, $500.
Chattel Mortgages
Joe Wagner and wife to Lee How
ard, machinery, crop swq 36, VIII Ell
and nwq 96-45-5, $11OO.
Releases
H. D. Irwin to ]. c, Round, bill of
sale,
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FOR SALE

Stock and grain ranches in Mon
tana. Two railroads just entering
this territory. Now is your chance
to get in on the ground floor. Opens
up new and rich country east of Lew
istown. $40 to $50 per acre. Ex-
cursion every Friday and Saturday.
Get busy.
WIN. PORTER & co.
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FRIDAY. APRIL II, 1914
Gov. Patents and Receipts


Gov. Patents and Receipts
United States to George N. Clark,
lots 2. 8. NEG swq, seq nwq s0-1s-42,
patent.
Docks Fry ct Tx. to Frank Benner,
NEG 23-15-40, $4,000.
Henry Moore and wife to Conrad
Morasch, part 31-16-41, 1921.
]. w Thompson and wife to
Joshua c. Thompson, part nwq PHI
AZ, $500.
Chattel Mortgages
r. L. Broyles to James Dasmus
sen, live stock, etc, $50.
A. w. VanKirk, NJ. D., to w. A,
Evans, automobile, $500.
H. ]. Lauless to Harry Austin,
BARRIERS outfit, $1015.
Bills of Sale
Harry Austin to H. J. Lauless,
BARRIERS outfit, $1365.
w. R. Allerdyce to Nestor Lacerte,
register, tent, etc, $50.
Miscellaneous
William Cole, sheriff, to S. II. Nc
Call, tract in 20-17-40, certificate
of sale, 1884.
Daniel Morgan to the public, two
affidavits.
Nancy 4. Clark VS.. Marion Baker
ct al, judgment and decree.
J. G. Mcclure VS.. Automatic Drill
Attachment Co., earnings, franchise
real and personal property of said
corporation, lien, $3.50.
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MONDAY, APRIL 30, 1914

MoNDAY, APRIL 20, 1914
Deeds
Jacob Kinzer ct ux. to John ].
Welle, lots Z s, 8, 10, blk e"
Greif's add, Uniontown, $125.
Fred W. Hooper ct ux. to E. J.
Ellis ct al, lot 2. blk 3, and all blk
q Hooper's add, Johnson, 1915.
Real Mortgages
John H. Bach to Anna Wilmer,
part neg 27-20~41, nwq 26-2O-41,
$4,000.
Olive NJ. Coffey to Pullman Saw
lngs q Loan Association, lots 10 and
II. blk 1, Chambers add, Pullman.
$3.50.
John j. Konen ct ux. to Joseph
konen ct TX, part sections 5. 8. 9,
in 1916, $4,000.
Chattel Mortgages
t. J. Brown to ]. B. Sanborn, live
stock, etc, Sis.
w. 5. Gross to A. P. Johnson, two
thirds crop on So acres in neg 2S-
17-45, 1887.
David Sutton to Jelane Sutton, live
stock, 1885.
W. R. Zimmerlee to l.. II. Kuck.
uek' live stock, ETC., sos.
Releases
M. Lottie Sherman to Jamas w
Goode ct ux., real mortgage.
J. b. sanborn to T. ]. Brown. chat.
tel mortgage.
Conditional Bills of Sale
DeLaVal Dairy Supply Co. to Pa.
louise Creamery Co., dairy supnIies
$473.
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Records of Whitman County

Bank, oakesdale. stock of merehan-
disc, s566.
G. c. Stratton to German-Amer-
lean State Bank, machinery. 500.
Releases
Pullman Savings & Loan Associa-
ton to John j. May ct ux., real mort
gage.
]. B. Carson to Frank E. thinner
real mortgage.
NJ. d. Henry to Harvey Waller and
wife, real mortgage.
A. B. Peterman, guardian, 20
George f. Pyburn, real mortgage.
First State Bank, La Crosse, TO
David Sutton, chattel mortgage.
Tekoa State Bank to w. Fl. Ru-
dclph ct ux., chattel mortgage.
Citizens State Bank to c. W..
Christensen, chattel mortgage.
Northwest Harvester Co. to T. j.
Behold, conditional bill of sale.
Stephen Reidt and wife to Carl o.
Anderson and wife, judgment.
Conditional Bills of Sale
Detroit Automatic Scale Co. to
Joseph NJ. Buergel, scale, $40.
Detroit Automatic Scale Co. TO
II. f. Roberts, scale, $40.
Detroit Automatic Scale Co. to
Robert A. Hungerford, scale, $40.
Detroit Automatic Scale Co. to
Crume & Son, scale, $40.
Detroit Automatic Scale Co. to
V. NJ. Unser, scale, $40.
Miscellaneous
John Squires to the public, affi-
davit.
Pullman herald. [volume] (Pullman, W.T. [Wash.]) 1888-1989, 1914-05-01

WANTED-WOrk with teams;
blowing preferred. c. E. Naffziger,
Pullman. Phone NJ IA over Inland.
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WEDNESDAY, APRIL %, 1914
Deeds

WEDNESDAY, APRIL %, 1914
Deeds
Anna Schwenne and husband to
Sebastian Dahm, lots l, 2, 3, blk 5,
part lot 4, blk 5, Schwenne's add,
Uniontown, $500.
Calvin Skinner and wife to George
b. Hurd, lot 4, blk %. part lot 5,
blk %, Pullman, 81.
Real Mortgages
Emil c. Smith and wife to Alex
ander c. Weitz, lots and 6, blk "a,
Endicott, $500.
Chattel Mortgages
G. w. Bartlett to j. C. Barron, oil
tanks, $40.
D. Nj. Davis to NJ. Freeman, live
stock, etc., $50.
Releases
A. j. Inman to Calvin Skinner and
wife, real mortgage.
Mrs. H. l.. Bardeen to Calvin
Skinner and wife, real mortgage.
II. w. Walter to Calvin Skinner
and wife, real mortgage.
Miscellaneous
John Squires to the public, affi-
davit.
Thomas Neill to the public, affi-
davit.
Pullman herald. [volume] (Pullman, W.T. [Wash.]) 1888-1989, 1914-05-01

Cut flowers at Beck's Model
bakery. april 7my1
Pullman herald. [volume] (Pullman, W.T. [Wash.]) 1888-1989, 1914-05-01

Duthie has all kinds of fir lumber.
The Washington herald., 1914-03-24
New Hope in Mexico.

A correspondent of the New York
Sun, referring to President Wilson'S
Mexican policy, compares him to the
Irish soldier who, when told by the
drill sergeant that he was out of step,
retorted that the trouble was not with
him, but that all the rest of the regi-
ment were out of step. This writer
makes the point that while all the rest
of the world believes recognition OF
Huerta the proper and necessary course,
President Wilson persists in his belief
that he is right in refusing.
There is an accumulation of evidence
in favor of the assumption that if this
government had recognized Huerta the
Mexican problem would now be a thing
of the past. If the President could but
have seen his way TO an admission
months ago that by reason of misin-
formation he was mistaken in his orig
The Washington herald., 1914-03-24
THE OPEN FORUM.
Virginia Woman Defends Right to Re-
tain Maiden Name.

To the Editor-The antis are worried
about the fact that Miss La Toilette is
not using her husbands name. Miss
La Toilette In this case Is following a
custom OF ages. She Is an actress anu.
as every one knows. actresses, writer's.
sculptors and singers generally retain
their maiden names. Witness Sarah
Bernhardt, Amelie Rives, Julia MarIow..
and a host OF other women Of fame in the
world OF art and letters. So the antis
need worry no more on this point
No need to worry about the Constitu-
tion getting hurt, either That document
Is Ito years old and 1t has been amended
at least sixteen times already-that Is
sufficient admission it is not perfect.
Gen. Floyed King. Of Virginia, stated in
the antfs Headquarters he was opposed
to suffrage. as women should leave
their case to the chivalry of men"
Such sentiments as these show exactly
the need Of suffrage. Women want their
rights as persons, as citizens. We do not
want favors as gifts Would the Virginia
men be willing to leave their rights TO ths
vote of the men Of Maryland and aban-
don the privilege of governing them
selves? No.. Yet they expect women to
leave in the hands of men what he him
self is not willing to tolerate for an in
stant from others. The ''chivaIry'' OF
VIII II nHib spcdhS 10 lHe rule or the
stronger. II is of ne day when woman
had no rights" In the law. only fayors:
when 'the husband and wife were one
and that one was the husband" when a
wifi could not own property, her own
children. and could not even get the
wages from her own work. when she was
classed with "drunkards, insane, minors
and imbeciles. Yes them was the good
old days of chivalry." God preserve US
from such as those.
God preserve US. i say again. from
such chivalry. We do not need favors
as gifts from superior beings. but we
want our right to have a say as citizens
before the law-making bodies and have
a share in framing the laws. all of which
affect our homes. our families and our
selves. A VIRGINIA WOMAN.
The Washington herald., 1914-03-24
LINCOLN RELICS TO BE SOLD.

Edwin Booths first letter after he re-
ceived the news that his brother had
killed Abraham Lincoln, full OF agonized
horror at the deed. is among the manu-
scripts to be dispersed at the sale Of the
fourth part OF the Mai. William II. Lam
bert collection of Iincolniana, at the
Anderson Art Galleries. Madison avenue
and Fortieth street, beginning April !.
The letter. which was written to Col. A.
Badeau. says in part:
For the first time since the damnable
intelligence stunned me that my brother
Wilkes enacted this fearful, hellish deed
am able to write. You must feel deeply
the agony bear in being thus blasted in
all my hopes by a villain who seemed so
lovable and in whom all his family found
a source of joy in his boyish and confid
ing nature. Abraham Lincoln was my
President. for in pure admiration OF his
noble career and Christian principles
did what / never did befOre-I voted, and
for him."
Another relic OF interest is an auto
graph page from the sum book Of Lin
coin, dating from 1894. One side of the
leaf is entitled Simple Interest Exam
pies" and the other Simple Interest"
Near the first heading Mr.. Herndon.
Lincoln's law partner. has written "Genu-
ine W. ii. Herndon." The eleven exam
pies and two rules are set down in full
by Lincoln. Mr.. Hcrndon obtained sew
eral pages of the sum book from Lin
coins stepmother and presented them to
his intimate friends.
Another relic is a cane. with buckhorn
handle and silver trimmings, used by Lin
coin and bearing this inscription: Pre-
sented to Abraham Lincoln by his old
friend s. Strong, 1862" Each knob on
the cane bears a small silver plate con-
tanning one letter. and reading from top
to bottom the letters form the name of
Abraham Lincoln. The cane was pre-
sented by Mrs. Lincoln to Mr.. Frank B.
Carpenter.
Among the documents is a copy of the
Emancipation Proclamation" signed by
Lincoln and William II. Seward and at
tested by John G. Nicolay. secretary to
the President. 1t is one of fifty duplicate
authorized copies of the proclamation.
Another document is a duplicate OF the
thirteenth amendment TO the Constitu-
ton. signed by the members OF Congress
who voted for it.-New York Herald.
The Washington herald., 1914-03-24

hastily. Exhaustive investigation will
be necessary before overthrowing the
status quo.
Hence no adequate relief can be OBJ
tained at this time from such sources,
although later on substantial read
justments may be possible for the
benefit of the railroads.
I would respectfully ask you to
consider the advisability Of granting.
at the earliest possible moment after
the conclusion Of your present hear
ings, the increased rates petitioned
for, supplemented. IL need be. by a
statement that IL developments amelio-
rate the circumstances Of the rail-
roads the higher rates may be can
celled at some future date.
A patient is beyond medical aid once
he has died
The Herald reproduces this remark
able letter from the American because
of its strength and clarity and timeli'
ness. Much of its ground has been GOV,
cred in this and other newspaper col
umns but possibly not so well as Mr.
Forbes has presented the case.
The Washington herald., 1914-03-24
ARMY ORDERS.

Capt. John NJ Field Porto Rico Regiment of
Infantry is relieved member OF the board OF
Officers appointed to meet at San Juan. Porto hlco
in paragraph sixteen. special orders. February =.
1914
Lieut. Col William V. JudSon. Corps Of Ensi-
neers at his own request is relieved from duty I'M
der the Isthmian Canal Commission. {" take effect
March il. 1914. and will proceed To chicago Ill.,
take station at that place.
The leave Of absence granted First Lieut. Gilbert
NJ Allen, Nineteenth Infantry. Is extended one
month on account Of sickness
Second Lieut.. Thomas X. McCarcn. Philippine
Scouts will Proceed TO San Francisco, Cal, and
thence to Manila z. l.. on the transport which
leaves San Francisco or about MAY ,. 1914, and
upon his arrival Manila will rerort TO the com
manding general. Philippine Department. Tor as
signment to duty.
The name Of First Lieut.. Carroll b. Hodges.
Twenty ninth Infantry. is placed the list Of de
tached Officers published in general orders. No. ~
March II. 1911. War Department. to take effect May
J. 1884, and the name of First Licut- Roy W.
Ashbrook infantry is removed thcrefrUm. to take
effect April 90 1914. Lieut.. AshbrOOk is relieved
from duty at Columbus Barracks. Ohio. from
further duty recruiting service. and assigned to
the Ninth Infantry. to take effect May !. lJLi, and
will then proved to join that regiment.
Leave Of ab-ence for four months. to take effect
upon his relief from recruiting duty. is granted
First Lieut. Roy W. Ashbruok infantry.
Capt. James NJ Loud. Eighth Infantry. il trans
ferred to the Twenty-si1th Infantry. He is re,
liered from further treatment al the Army and
Navy General Hospital. Hot Springs. ARK. and
will proceed to join his regiment.
Leave Of absence for fifteen days. TO take effect on
or about March Is. 1914, is granted Capt. Julien L
Gaujot. caVslry.
Capt. James VI. Loud. TcWnty-siXth Infantry. and
First Lieut.. J. Vincent Falisi. Medical Reserve
Corps are detailed as members ot the board OF o.
icers appointed to meet on March Il. 1915 at Fort
Logan II. Roots. ARK. in TaragraTh 10 SPECIAL or
ders, No. a.. February 2. 1914. War Department,
for the mental and physical examinations Of candi-
dates for the United States Military Academy.
Mai Henry A. Webber, Medical Cons; Capt
Rhees Jackson First Lieut.. Horatio l. Lawrence.
and Second Lieut.. James c. Williams. Ninth In
fantry are relieved as members cf the board Of Off
GERS appointed TO meet at Fort Logan H. Roots.
ARK, in paragraph l6 special Ordcrs. No. is Febr-
ay q 1914. War Department.
Leave Of absence for one month and fifteen days.
to take effect about April i5 1918. u granted
First Lieut.. George A. Lynch. infanIy.
The Washington herald., 1914-03-24

inaI position and had extended reeog-
milton to the only visible authority or
form of government in Mexico, hum
dreds of lives would have been saved
and the world would have been spared
the bloody tragedy now being enacted
about Torreon.
Ifit should transpire that events now
shaping in Mexico will enable the Presi-
dent to recognize some authority which
this government may hold to account
for murder and outrage the entire coun-
try will rejoice
The Washington herald., 1914-03-24
NAVAL ORDERS.
ISSUED MARCH q 1914

Lieut. II. r kinmcl detached California: u
sid ami feet Guunery officer. Pacific Fleet
Ensign l. H Mckitterick. detached Kansas: tt
tcmVC-ary duty Naval Training Station, Great
Lake. III.
Ensign \ B. Anderson. detached Wyoming: IL
tcmI"EaD duty Naval Training Station. Greai
Lakes IT.
Ensign J. A. Byers. dctacned Naval Training Sta
tOn. Great Lakes III to Kansas
Ensign e. 5. Alden detached Naval Training Sta
ton. 'ircat Lakes III: to Wyoming
Ensign Frank Hindrelet. detached Jupiter: tt
Maryland
EnsiEn II. W. soofeId detached Maryland: te
Jupiter.
Surgeon II. F.. Lsdbcttrr detached Naval Hos
pital. Washington H. e: to leave.
Surgeon e. 4. kindlebeTger detached Naval sta
tion. Guam to houc wait orders
The Washington herald., 1914-03-24
New Poker Code.

Jack Rose says a poker cheater ar
ranged a new set of signals with his con-
federate.
When You get two pairs lay two
fingers on the edge of the table" said
the cheater. Put down five fingers for
a full hand"
BY and by the victim began TO get
white-eyed. His best hands were being
topped. Finally he detected the signals,
and when the confederate placed two
fingers on the rim of the table. signaling
that he held two pairs, the victim
smashed them with a whisky bottle Next
day the cheater visited the confederate
i'll the hospital.
You are one lucky guy he said
Lucky said the confederate. And
me losing two fingers?"
But think" said the chcater. what if
you'd held a full house,
The Washington herald., 1914-03-24

Senator John Sharp Williams. of Mis-
sissippi, served timely warning yesterday
regarding the large sums being spent on
Investigations and inquiries by various
Senate committees. The old economy"
cry has been raised on several occasions
recently, and yet it develops that ex-
penditures from the contingent fund of
The Senate have increased over $4,000
in the last year.
The Washington herald., 1914-03-24
Solved.

do you find that the cost of living
keeps on increasing?" No. l have at
last succeeded in getting It so arranged
that both Of my sOns-in-law can live at
the expense of our stockholders.-Chicago
ecOrd-Herald.
The Washington herald., 1914-03-24

Carl Hopf, the druggist of this city
who has been named the 'Bluebeard OF
Germany was beheaded today for muir
dering his father, his first wife and his
two children" A scrap from some his
tory of the Middle Ages? Oh, no, just
a news dispatch, dated Frankfort-on-
the-Main. Germany, March q. 1oI4.
The Washington herald., 1914-03-24

A Senator's son, three Capitol police
men in uniform, one white and several
colored messengers in friendly poker
game in a Senate committee room.
Sure: Isn't this a Democratic admins
tration?
The Washington herald., 1914-03-24
Fooled the Butcher.

The smart yoIng housewife went &c
market one morning to buy some geese
and found five hanging outside the shop
Il am boarding-hOuse keeper" she re-
marked with smile. Will you pick out
for me this three Of those geese that are
toughest"
The man laughed knowingly. sno
Cbeyrd.
Thank YOU said the Won an. briskIy
Now I'll take the other two"-Cleve-
land Leader.
The Washington herald., 1914-03-24

Committees from the chambers of
commerce OF Washington and Baltimore
are to meet today to take steps to have
the proposed Lincoln highway pass
through both Baltimore and Washing
ton. What sort of Lincoln highway
would it be if it did not include the
Capital?
The Washington herald., 1914-03-24

A man has been accused of setting
fire to a building and then turning in a
false alarm. The only reason that he
cannot set up the plea that the first
charge disproves the second is that the
alarm was turned in far from the scene
of The incendiary blaze.
The Washington herald., 1914-03-24

Would you rather be the man who
spent five years coloring meerschaum
pipe and Their lost it, or the chap who
smoked one brand of cigarettes until he
got enough coupons to win a grand
piano and then had them stolen?
The Washington herald., 1914-03-24

People of Sweden are demanding
higher taxes so they may strengthen
their army and navy. Respectfully re-
ferred to the Committee on Immigra-
ton.
The Washington herald., 1914-03-24

Those who wondered why Joe Folk
should accept 5000 government job
now understand it. 1t was merely a
stepping stone to a $4,000 one.
The Washington herald., 1914-03-24
Though tless.

Men are inconsiderate things" OBJ,
serves the bride of few months.
You are not growing pessimistic al
ready" smiles her friend.
We'll, they are selfish. Yesterday
Harry had the cook broiI for him the
nice lamb chops 1 had ordered for my
dog.''-"Judge."
The Washington herald., 1914-03-24
He's n Bear.

Audry Richardson. while visiting his
sweetheart in Fredonia last Sunday,
sTrained his arm severely and won't Be
able to use it for ten days.-Altoona pa
Tribune.
The Washington herald., 1914-03-24

Happy childhood days, down on the
farmI About this time of year mother
used to begin dosing us with great dabs
of sulphur and molasses.
The Washington herald., 1914-03-24
Prompt Response.

Now, my friends" said the candidate
making another effort to arouse en-,
thusiasm in his hearers. what do VIZ
heed in order to carry this constituency
by the biggest majority in its history? -
The response was immediate and en-
thusiastiC.
Another candidate yelled the audi
ence.-LOndon Tit-Bits