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The Athena press. [volume] (Athena, Umatilla County, Or.) 18??-1942, 1914-10-23
You viii Never Know.

You will never know just how to
improve your stock until you see some
that is better than your own. The fairs
are good places to look up such things.
Southern Agriculturist.
The Athena press. [volume] (Athena, Umatilla County, Or.) 18??-1942, 1914-10-23
All Set.

First motorlst-Have you crash
suit?
Second motorist-Got one coming!
That farmer bumped into back there
Is going to sue
The Athena press. [volume] (Athena, Umatilla County, Or.) 18??-1942, 1914-10-23

How to dispose Of bill collectors
take them to one side, chatter conf
dentially and then pay them.
The Athena press. [volume] (Athena, Umatilla County, Or.) 18??-1942, 1914-10-23

When it comes to showdown a
bomb-carrying monoplane in the air
is worth half a dozen dirigibles in the
hangers.
The Athena press. [volume] (Athena, Umatilla County, Or.) 18??-1942, 1914-10-23

At the Chicago municipal market
bandkerchiefs were sold for 2 cents.
Naturally lot of people with bad
colds blew themselves.
The Athena press. [volume] (Athena, Umatilla County, Or.) 18??-1942, 1914-10-23

Once again the amateur strategist
writes to inquire II the disappearing
batteries are the ones the enemy has
captured.
The Athena press. [volume] (Athena, Umatilla County, Or.) 18??-1942, 1914-10-23

Columbus discovered America Oc
tober IL, 1892. Lucky there were no
geographical societies for him to face?
The Athena press. [volume] (Athena, Umatilla County, Or.) 18??-1942, 1914-10-23

The Russians have occupied Przem
ysl. For the love Of Mike. Nicholas.
change its name to something we can
pronounce.
The Athena press. [volume] (Athena, Umatilla County, Or.) 18??-1942, 1914-10-23

After seeing the damage mere
runabout can do at the hands of Joy
riders no one questions the potency
Of the armored auto in war.
The Athena press. [volume] (Athena, Umatilla County, Or.) 18??-1942, 1914-10-23

I'm fond of melodrama,
Where the villain vilely capers.
But I'm quite disgusted with the one
That has no missing papers.
The Athena press. [volume] (Athena, Umatilla County, Or.) 18??-1942, 1914-10-23

Seek light on liquor measure" says
a headline. Yet brewers declare light
hits the quality Of their goods.
The Athena press. [volume] (Athena, Umatilla County, Or.) 18??-1942, 1914-10-23

The greasy black smoke of the Ger.
man Jack Johnsons" may yet be sur
passed by the white" hopes In the
forms of Turcos and Sikhs.
The Athena press. [volume] (Athena, Umatilla County, Or.) 18??-1942, 1914-10-23

A progressive move that seems a
step in the right direction is the serv-
ing of "wienies" at political rallies. 1t
guarantees a crowd.
The Athena press. [volume] (Athena, Umatilla County, Or.) 18??-1942, 1914-10-23

Somebody has figured out that the
war is costing $55 per second. Now
we understand why neither side can
afford to lose minute.
The Athena press. [volume] (Athena, Umatilla County, Or.) 18??-1942, 1914-10-23

YOUR OWN DRUGGIST WILL TELL you
Try Murine Eye Remedy for Red, Weak, Watery
Eyes and Granulated Eyelids; No Smarting--
Just. Eye Comfort. Write for Book Of the Eye
by mail Free. Murine Eye Remedy Co., Chicago
The Athena press. [volume] (Athena, Umatilla County, Or.) 18??-1942, 1914-10-23

The amateur strategist writes to
ask If any army is criminally at fault
in connection with bad check opera
tions against an advance.
The Athena press. [volume] (Athena, Umatilla County, Or.) 18??-1942, 1914-10-23

However, several days have passed
and Count Won Bernsdorff has told us
nothing about it.
The Athena press. [volume] (Athena, Umatilla County, Or.) 18??-1942, 1914-10-23

The French are ordering 600 trucks
and 1000 touring cars. You would
think runabout would be more to the
point.
The Athena press. [volume] (Athena, Umatilla County, Or.) 18??-1942, 1914-10-23

Transatlantic steamship companies
have decided to waive interest pay
ments. People have sort of lost inter-
est, anyway, in transatlantic traffic.
The Athena press. [volume] (Athena, Umatilla County, Or.) 18??-1942, 1914-10-23

The citizens of Antwerp must have
q great aeroplane fleet. We read
where thousands Of them are flying to
Ostend.
The Athena press. [volume] (Athena, Umatilla County, Or.) 18??-1942, 1914-10-23

Has 1t come to this In neutrality?
Many local offices are displaying
signs: Don't talk war. Talk bust
ness"
The Athena press. [volume] (Athena, Umatilla County, Or.) 18??-1942, 1914-10-23

The Russians have crossed the river
Uugh into Hungary. Who? Uugh!
Uh-huh?
The Athena press. [volume] (Athena, Umatilla County, Or.) 18??-1942, 1914-10-23

Some women can keep secret,
even at the registration office. Ask
the clerk!
The Athena press. [volume] (Athena, Umatilla County, Or.) 18??-1942, 1914-10-23

The Indian troops fight best on
wheat cakes. A certain aggregation
of Teutons would like very much to
make their cake dough.
The Athena press. [volume] (Athena, Umatilla County, Or.) 18??-1942, 1914-10-23

Since st, Petersburg has been
changed to Petrograd, 1t is safe to
assume the Cossacks are now order
ing Hamgrad and Limgrad cheese
sandwiches.
The Athena press. [volume] (Athena, Umatilla County, Or.) 18??-1942, 1914-10-23

The thermometer may be dense, b
after numerous complaints the m,
curry finally tumbled.
The Athena press. [volume] (Athena, Umatilla County, Or.) 18??-1942, 1914-10-23

Not all the heroes are at the front.
A railroad president here in America
has cut his own salary.
The Athena press. [volume] (Athena, Umatilla County, Or.) 18??-1942, 1914-10-23

Julian has saved my life nine
times this year"
so that is what he means when he
called you cat!"--Puck.
The Athena press. [volume] (Athena, Umatilla County, Or.) 18??-1942, 1914-10-23

The nervy correspondents,
Do funny wartime stunt
They follow in the armys rear
When they can not reach the front.
The Athena press. [volume] (Athena, Umatilla County, Or.) 18??-1942, 1914-10-23

Bear meat is delicacy at local
market. Even around a newspaper
office roasting cub is popular pas
time.
The Athena press. [volume] (Athena, Umatilla County, Or.) 18??-1942, 1914-10-23

The allies seem bent on turning the
wings of the enemy in order to give
II to them In the neck.
The Athena press. [volume] (Athena, Umatilla County, Or.) 18??-1942, 1914-10-23

What glorious victory would
crown the armies efforts II they could
enlist the wise heads around the loca
bulletin boards.
The Athena press. [volume] (Athena, Umatilla County, Or.) 18??-1942, 1914-10-23

A wife found her missing husband
in moving pictures. Husbands should
shun the movies"
The Athena press. [volume] (Athena, Umatilla County, Or.) 18??-1942, 1914-10-23

Some of the so-called minute mer
In the battle Of the Aisne have fought
steadily for two. weeks.
The Athena press. [volume] (Athena, Umatilla County, Or.) 18??-1942, 1914-10-23

That baritone star in jail as spy
ought to be able to strike the key to
let himself out.
The Athena press. [volume] (Athena, Umatilla County, Or.) 18??-1942, 1914-10-23

The marines moan by the longA
horned moon that 1t is a mean trick
to mine the mighty main.
The Athena press. [volume] (Athena, Umatilla County, Or.) 18??-1942, 1914-10-23

It's long, long way to Tipperary,
especially for the brigade interned in
Holland.
The Athena press. [volume] (Athena, Umatilla County, Or.) 18??-1942, 1914-10-23

AGENTS Sell newly-patented article to offices.
stores, homes. Sample prepaid. l.eOi
sells for $3.50. Mark Shaw. Los Angeles. Calf.
The Athena press. [volume] (Athena, Umatilla County, Or.) 18??-1942, 1914-10-23

In the eyes of some employees the
new civil service rules doubtless ap-
pear most uncivil.
The Athena press. [volume] (Athena, Umatilla County, Or.) 18??-1942, 1914-10-23

~ never feed tramps at the door,"
That's all right, ma'am; serve 1t in
the dining room. amt particular"
The Athena press. [volume] (Athena, Umatilla County, Or.) 18??-1942, 1914-10-23

The small boy wants to know II q
savant is man who ''savviesl" Cor.
rect, my son!
The Athena press. [volume] (Athena, Umatilla County, Or.) 18??-1942, 1914-10-23

Japs have mounted siege guns on
hills around Kiao Chow. The defend
ers can't look to the hills for help.
The Athena press. [volume] (Athena, Umatilla County, Or.) 18??-1942, 1914-10-23

The banks may be holding money,
as Secretary McAdoo charges. but our
only regret is they do not hold more
of ours.
The Athena press. [volume] (Athena, Umatilla County, Or.) 18??-1942, 1914-10-23
YOU CAN SAVE MONEY BY
WEARING w, L, DOUGLAS SHOES.

For 81 years w. I, Douglas has guaranteed the
value by having his name and tho retail price
stamped on the sole before the shoes leave the fac.
tory. This protects the wearer against high prices
for inferior shoes Of other makes. W, l.. Douglas
sloen are always worth what you bay for them. II
made and the high grade feathers used you would then
understand why they look better t better hold their
shape AMI wear longer than other makes for the prcc
II the W. l.. Douglas shoes are not for sale in your
vicinity order direct from factory Shoes aent every.
whee. Postage free In the U, y. Write for Illus-
W. L. DOUGLAS, 40 Spark ST., Broekton, Mass.
The Athena press. [volume] (Athena, Umatilla County, Or.) 18??-1942, 1914-10-23
on The Contrary.

VII INC SoHTaTy'
did that bottle of patent medicine
do your aunt any good?"
Mercy, mol On reading the circu-
lar that came around 1t she got two
new diseases. Boston Transcript.
The Athena press. [volume] (Athena, Umatilla County, Or.) 18??-1942, 1914-10-23

sFNSMspAusA fs no more necessary
YU4tuIEu than Smallpox. Army
1EHuUU experience has demonstrated
the almost miraculous eff
cacy, and harmlessness Of Antityphoid Vaccination.
Be vaccnated NOW by your physician, you and
your family. II Is more vital than house insurance.
Ask your physician. druggist, or send for Have
you had Typhoidio telling Of Typhoid Vaccine.
results from use and danger from Typhoid Carriers.
THE CUTTER LABORATORY, BERKELEY. CAL
pnopucrns mccinrs sGauns uRpEa y. Q. GOV. LesHsE
The Athena press. [volume] (Athena, Umatilla County, Or.) 18??-1942, 1914-10-23
NEW HOTEL HOUSTON

Dave Houston, Prop. H. B. Thorsnes, Mgr.
Thoroughly modern. 10l Rooms Of comfort. Mod
crate Prices. Three minutes walk from Union
Depot. Write for rates. " Shh s., PORTLAND, Ok
The Athena press. [volume] (Athena, Umatilla County, Or.) 18??-1942, 1914-10-23

| can't endure the social lions
Who makes himself a bore.
| can not lionize him, yet
He makes a mighty roar.
The Athena press. [volume] (Athena, Umatilla County, Or.) 18??-1942, 1914-10-23

?. N. U. No. -. 1914
Atlanta Georgian. [volume] (Atlanta, Ga.) 1912-1939, 1914-01-27
Hope Gone for New
Pastor in Hospital

Rev. A, r. Bourquard. recently APP
pointed by Bishop Leete to fill the pull
pit Of the Eggleston Memorial Church,
Is seriously M at the Red Cross Hos
pital. and hope for his recovery has
practically been abandoned by physi-
clans.
DR.. Bourquard is 81 years old He
came TO Atlanta from Wisconsin
Atlanta Georgian. [volume] (Atlanta, Ga.) 1912-1939, 1914-01-27
EX-POL|CENAN
DENIES THEFT
CHARGES
R. L. Fincher, Arrested on Train
as Express Funds EmbezzIer,
To Be GriIIed.

r. l.. Fincher, suspected OF embez-
element from express agencies On
tered an emphatic denial Tuesday
morning at police headquarters Of any
and all reasons why ne should have
been arrested the night before on me
Atlanta, Birmingham and Atlantic
train just as 1t arrived in Atlanta
Il don't know what on earth they
are up to-" Fincher complained
was asleep on a seat My wife and
baby were with me. | had "A revolver
in my pocket and ii had slipped out
and fallen on the seat.
Somebody shook me and when |
woke up couple of men told me |
was under arrest. one of them picked
UP the gun from the seat. That's the
way | was arrested.
Worked in Loveioy Last.
But | don't know what for I'm
sure | have been a telegraph opera :
tor the last fifteen years, and part 81
the time | have handled express as
agent in little towns where | was OPP
orator.
But ! haven't handled any express
in the last three years. My last JOB
was in Lovejoy, Ga.
II went to Manchester on the A., B.
ana A. yesterday, thptCllIS " ~ ~
work there to-day. The auditor didn't
show up to check out the other man,
so | was coming back to Atlanta when
these two fellows arrested me"
Detectives Vickery and Handy, who
made the arrest, are expected TO re-
port late Tuesday afternoon at po-
lice headquarters to tell what they
know of the case.
Complaint From Manchester
Fincher will be questioned then
The tentative charge against Finch
er is the embezzlement of several hun
bred dollars from the Southern EX
press Company while employed under
various aliases as agent in small viii
lage stations. The Federal and eX-
press authorities will take a hand in
the investigation
The report that led to his arrest
was received from Manchester.
F'incher formerly was resident OF
Atlanta, and was a member Of the
police department as patrolman.
Atlanta Georgian. [volume] (Atlanta, Ga.) 1912-1939, 1914-01-27

Ian, made a futile attempt to gain lilo
erty for his client Monday afternoon.
filing a habeas corpus writ against
Chief Beavers. Judge Ben hin heard
the writ at 1 o'clock. and at the same
tine heard statement by Il. II.
Clay Solicitor General of Cobb Coun-
", that warrant had been sworn cat
against Nolan by Sheriff Swanson, OF
that county, charging him with train
robbery.
unless the defendants attorney
has something to say regarding the
validity of this warrant, | shall or
der this man remanded to the care CT
the Sheriff OF Cobb County" the court
stated Mr. Johnston had nothing 20
say bearing on the warrant. and "A
few minutes later Nolan, handcuffed
to a deputy sheriff OF Cobb County.
was on his way to Marietta on al
electric car.
The Atlanta police now intimate
that they have a long criminal record
against Nolan, said to have been OBJ
talned from Des Moines, The Iowa
officials believe him TO be an escaped
safe blower, who got away from an
officer while being transferred from
Des Moines police headquarters to The
state peuitentiary, following his con-
viction for burglary and safe crack
ing, Other crimes are charged to him
in Iowa, and IL is said he is wanted
Ter safe blowing In Rock Island, Ill.
Atlanta Georgian. [volume] (Atlanta, Ga.) 1912-1939, 1914-01-27
President Hurries Up and Beats
Mayor Mitchell TO Services
Of Builder.

WASHINGTON, Jan. President
Wilson to-day signed an executive
order making Colonel George W.
Cocktails Governor of the Panama
Canal Zone
II is believed that President Wilson
FASTENED to sign the order when the
information became public that Col
onel Goethals had tentatively agreed
to accept the Police Commissioner
ship of New York at the request of
Mayor Mitchell
Colonel Cocktails had not signified
officially TO the Government his desire
or intention to quit the Canal Zone,
and il is thought the President hopes
To forestall any such move on the
part Of the canal builder by promptly
making him Governor
Atlanta Georgian. [volume] (Atlanta, Ga.) 1912-1939, 1914-01-27
.LAD|ES!! DARKEN
YOUR CRAY HAIR
Use Grandma's Sage Tea and
Sulphur Recipe and Nobody
Will Know.

The use OF Sage and Sulphur for re-
storing faded, gray hair to its nat,
ural color dates back to grandmother's
time She used It to keep her hair
beautifully dark, glossy and abundant
Whenever her hair fell out or took on
that dull, faded or streaked appearance
this simple mixture was applied with
wonderful effect.
But brewing at home is mussy and
out Of date. Nowadays by asking at
any drug store for 50-cent bottle of
"Wyeth's Sage and Sulphur Hair Rem
edy," you will get this famous old re.
cipe which can be depended upon to re-
store natural color and beauty to the
hair and is splendid for dandruff, dry
feverish. itchy scalp and falling hair.
A well-known downtown druggist
says it darkens the hair so naturally
and evenly that nobody can tell it has
been applied. You simply dampen
sponge or soft brush with 1t and draw
this through your hair, taking one
strand at time BY morning the gray
hair disappears and after another APP
plication or two it becomes beautifully
dark. glossy, soft and abundant-Advt.
Atlanta Georgian. [volume] (Atlanta, Ga.) 1912-1939, 1914-01-27
Sulzer Surrenders
80 Graft Letters"
To Prober Whitman

NEW YORK, Jan 27-Eighty
graft letters turned over by former
Governor William Sulzer to District
Attorney Charles S. Whitman, will be
used in the local and Statewide in
yestigation Of big collections from
contractors
These letters, II was said to-day,
contain many new and valuable
leads" They are also alleged to con-
tain names hitherto not mentioned IN
connection with the operation of tine
bagmen."
Mr.. Whitman is expected by mis-
friends to take charge of a legislative
investigation graft throughout the
State if an Assembly resolution, pro-
viding for a State wide probe, which
was introduced at Albany yesterday.
is passed
Atlanta Georgian. [volume] (Atlanta, Ga.) 1912-1939, 1914-01-27
PAY ROLLS HELD
BACK BY FIGHT
ON BUDGET
Most City Employees Get No
Money Until Measure Passes,
Compromise Remote,

The determined attitudes Of the two
factions in the city Council at war
over the new budget Tuesday threat
ened to hold up indefinitely the pay OF
all city employees.
Following The deadlock Monday aft
ernoon between Council and the Al
dermanic Board the city treasury is
locked, and only compromise which
is not in slght-can relieve the situa
ton.
BY general consent the pay rolls 81
the absolutely necessary employees
are being allowed TO go through.
though technically illegal. As the
night grows more bitter someone Is
expected to make the point Of lie
gality and stop these and the strain
on the contending factions would be
SO great that the weaker would have
to yield
Gambler for Compromise.
No step can be taken toward I'M
provements uutn the budget In some
form, is passed
Chairman W. g Humphrey, of The
Finance Committee, and his following
carried the Council for the budget by
a vote Of IA to 8. The Insurgents,
insisting on the amendments Of the
caucus aggregatine $4,000. defeated
a motion in the Aldermanic Board to
concur in the action to the Council by
a vote OF 10 g. An are determined
10 carry through their programs, Al
dermau John :. Gambler alone even
suggesting a compromise.
"Gentlemcn," he said in casting his
vote. Il cast my ballot aga'ns' the
budget because ] believe a confer
ence committee can be appointed
which can arrange satisfactory
compromise.
Mayor Woodward said Tuesday he
believed the budget as prepared by
the Finance Committee would pass
at the next meeting.
"a safe ma iorlty Of the General
Council favors the budget as II ls'
he said when the Council and the
Aldermanic Board vote together next
Monday on the proposal for con-
ference committee ] believe they VIII
turn it down Then 1t will be up TO
the Aldermanic Board to yield"
II the Mayors prediction comes
true and the General Council refuses
TO consider a conference committee,
the only alternative for the six AL
dermen who are opposed to the bud
get will be to hold up the budget, and
that would legally stop all expendi-
lures
Appropriation Cut
The principal points at issue are
cutting Sc 600 from the $4,000 for the
widening OF the bottle neck In
Peachtree street, and the reduction Of
the $4,000 item for the widening of
Pryor stroes TO $500.
In reply to the accommodation of
the caucus that Street Inspectors
Dozier and D'Alvigny be reinstated,
Councilman Jesse b. Lee, member
of the Finance Committee, declared
at the meeting of Council Monday:
Gentlemen. | made the motion in
the Finance Committee to abolish
these Jobs You know and ] know,
and everybody else who will take the
trouble to investigate. knows that
there are miles of sidewalks in At
lanta that have not been put down
according to specifications. II these
inspectors are not capable of having
the work done properly they are not
worthy Of holding their jobs"
Atlanta Georgian. [volume] (Atlanta, Ga.) 1912-1939, 1914-01-27
STEALS WATCH TO BUY DRINK

COLUMBUS Jan. Because he
stole watch. which he sold for 81 to
buy whisky NJ c. Barrett, a white
man. has been bound over to the SUI
perior Court of Muscogee County I'M
der a $l00 bond.
Atlanta Georgian. [volume] (Atlanta, Ga.) 1912-1939, 1914-01-27
John Grant Lyman
Takes Pauper's Oath

Los ANGELES. Jan 27-Dr. John
Grant Lyman, convicted Panama land
promoter, once a millionaire, took the
paupers oath in the Federal Court.
preparatory TO asking the Government
TO pay for his appeal 10 the higher
courts
Lyman declared Every easy dol
lar has Its wings lie was convicted
OF having used the mails TO defraud.
Atlanta Georgian. [volume] (Atlanta, Ga.) 1912-1939, 1914-01-27
Model for Lanier
Memorial Exhibited

A plaster model to be submitted as
a design for the monument to be erected
at Piedmont Park as memorial TO
Sidney lanier is on exhibition at the
studio Of w h. Browne. On peachtree
street.
The memorial is made up of a severely
classic base. designed by Carrerre Hast
iugs, Of New York and a bust of the
poef by Edward G, Potter. the noted
sculptor Funds for the memorial were
provided by the viii OF the late Mrs,
Livingston Minis. 1t win cost about So.
SOC
Atlanta Georgian. [volume] (Atlanta, Ga.) 1912-1939, 1914-01-27
Sec. Wilson Admits
Asia Labor Letter

responsibility for his letter to Congress
urging the exclusion of Asatic labor
from this country on the ground that it
was undertaking and pauperizing
Americans was assumed by Secretary of
La Dor Wilson
II was informed by the State Depart
ment that the letter would not affect
the present diplomatic situation with
Japan" he said.
Atlanta Georgian. [volume] (Atlanta, Ga.) 1912-1939, 1914-01-27
BANDIT SUSPECT
GIVEN OVER To
COBB COUNTY
Effort to Free James Nolan on
Habea8 Corpus Writ Only Gets
Him Jail Transfer.

James Nolan, alleged train bandit,
is out Of the Fulton County Jail. but
not at liberty Cobb County holds
him now. and he was scheduled 10
appear az preliminary hearing be-
fore y Y. Greer, justice OF the peace.
at 2.3O O'Clock Tuesday afternoon, ia
Marietta.
Don X. Johnston. attorney for No
Atlanta Georgian. [volume] (Atlanta, Ga.) 1912-1939, 1914-01-27
alD
YEAR


will be a period of en-
largement and progress
in the independent tele-
phone field in Atlanta.
The number of new
phones we have put in
since January l is mate
rally increasing the total
list of our subscribers.
ECONOMY and Eff
FICIENCY are the two
special considerations we
recommend to your at
tention.
A phone in your home
for 8 l-3 cents a day. A
business phone for $48 a
year.
Atlanta Georgian. [volume] (Atlanta, Ga.) 1912-1939, 1914-01-27
Declares He Is Son
of Lord Strathcona

BOSTON. Jan. 21.-lames II. Smith.
OF strathmore road, Brookliue, is de-
clared by his wife 10 be the son OF
I.ord Strathcona. who died at London
on Tuesday last
Mrs Smith said her husband would
put in claim for the vast estate left
By the Canadian empire builder
The San Juan islander. [volume] (Friday Harbor, Wash.) 1898-1914, 1914-05-22
PLACE FOR HEN TO SCRATCH
Dat Straw Found to Be as Cheap as
Anything Else In Long Run-Buck-
wheat Is Too Fattening.

There are number Of different ma.
terials which furnish an excellent
place for the hens to scratch In, says
a writer in the Poultry Journal.
Leaves are probably the stuff most
used by the small poultrymen. These
are good If gathered when perfectly
dry. They must be put into the pens
every few days; because the poultry
will break them into dust by their
continual scratching / find oat straw
about as cheap in the long run, be-
cause it lasts quite while and fur
nishes some feed if fed before thresh-
ing.
Some of my neighbors- have tried
feeding buckwheat as a scratching
material and a feed combined. Buck
wheat is too fattening and should be
used only occasionally. Corn husks
make an excellent scratching material.
Shredded or cut corn fodder does
very well if there is nothing else on
hand. l do not like any form OF
meadow grass or swale for scratching
material because it mats down too
much when cut and not enough when
not cut. So 81