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The Seattle star. [volume] (Seattle, Wash.) 1899-1947, 1914-07-10
ULSTERmEN GET
READY TO FIGHT

BELFAST. July 10.--ln boldest
defiance OF the law. 400 uniformed
Orangemen. with bayonets fixed
on their rifles and well-filled
cartridge belts about their waists.
today greeted Sir Edward Carson.
the anti-home rule leader. on hts
arrival here from London to take
charge OF the anti-home rule cam
paign.
Lord Londonderry. one OF Sir Ed
wards chief lieutenants. and Cap
tain Craig, commander OF the Or
ange military forces. were on hand
to welcome their chief. and with
the riflemen and detachment OF
80 armed motorcyclists. the trio
proceeded to Capt. Craig's home,
Craighaven. in the outskirts of Bel
fast, where the first meeting of the
members OF listers provisional
government was scheduled to be
held.
Capt. Craig. in giving out last
night the preamble OF listers pro-
vislonal constitution, said there
was no intention of setting up an
Independent parliament, but Or
ange ireland would simply be
held In trust for the United King
dom"
The anti.home rulers. he said,
would refuse to recognize an Irish
The Seattle star. [volume] (Seattle, Wash.) 1899-1947, 1914-07-10

Katy" passenger train near Mat
son. Mo. Thursday night. was es-
timated today all the way from
$4,000 to $4,000.
The robbers. four In number.
masked and heavily armed. climbed
on board the blind baggage nj the
Matson water tank. 40 miles from
81. Louis. and clambering over the
tender. held up Engineer John
schnabley and his fireman. and
kept the rest OF the crew and pas.
sengers inside the cars by firing
frequently along either side OF the
train.
Then the engine and baggage.
express and mail cars were de
tached from the passenger coaches
and run some distance ahead.
Finally. stopping them In n con
venient place, while two OF the ban
dts kept the crew covered. the
other two blew open the safe at
their leisure. helped themselves 10
its contents. and disappeared in the
brush. their pockets bullying with
plunder.
The Seattle star. [volume] (Seattle, Wash.) 1899-1947, 1914-07-10

parliaments authority and their
leaders would exercise such powers
as seemed necessary ito maintain
peace. order. good government. and
TO protect the rights and liberties
OF his malestys subjects In
Ulster"
The Seattle star. [volume] (Seattle, Wash.) 1899-1947, 1914-07-10
WIDOW TO GET
$1,000 A MONTH

How would You like TO inherit
$1,000 a month? That's what Mrs
Cyrus +. Clapp receives from the
100000 OF her late husband. by the
terms OF the will. Two daughters
get a $4,000 life insurance. The
rest OF the estate Ia divided among
other relatives.
The Seattle star. [volume] (Seattle, Wash.) 1899-1947, 1914-07-10

PORT TOWNSEND. July To-
Residents ar. relieved by announce.
ment OF A. N. Glcnnan. acting sur.
geon general. that a permanent lep
or colony will not be established Mt
Diamond Point. near here.
The Seattle star. [volume] (Seattle, Wash.) 1899-1947, 1914-07-10

Because the government Jagged
behind the country's economic de-
velopmcn,. the concentration Of
Ownership OF timber lands resulted.
Prof y. J Turner said yesterday In
his daily historical lecture at the
university.
The Seattle star. [volume] (Seattle, Wash.) 1899-1947, 1914-07-10
WARBURG'S APPOINTMENT
HELD UP BY COMMITTEE;
He MAY ASK WITHDRAWAL

House q last word on the oontro-
verHy.
Tho issue had caused an almost
complete split between the preai.
dent and some % IN. leading dem
oeratlc members OF the senate.
Senators James. ShHfroth. Lewis
and Hughes said the vote IN the
open senate would be very close,
but expressed their confidence that
Jones nomination could be- con
firmsd.
The Seattle star. [volume] (Seattle, Wash.) 1899-1947, 1914-07-10
CAlLS'EM DOWN

NOME, July 10.-Denying that
eight men OF the crew OF the Stef-
ansson exploring ship Karluk lost
their Ives In the wreck of the yes.
sci, Capt. Robert Bartlett. master
OF the craft. today cabled the Cana
dian authorities demanding an ex-
plan alton for the report circulated
by them.
The Seattle star. [volume] (Seattle, Wash.) 1899-1947, 1914-07-10
CREW RESCUED

SEWARD. July i0.--Tho 81 mem.
beers Of tho er"w OF tho whaler Gay.
head. which was wrecked NJ castl.
Cape juno 81. wer. brought here
yesterday from Chignik on tho
steamer Dirigo.
The Seattle star. [volume] (Seattle, Wash.) 1899-1947, 1914-07-10
CAMP Is ENDED

CAMP ERNEST LISTER. Ameri.
can Lake. July io--Thc ten days
camp OF tho National Guardsmen
was struck this morning. and tho
citizen soldlery are on their way
home.
The Seattle star. [volume] (Seattle, Wash.) 1899-1947, 1914-07-10

Moonlight Excursion and Dane
ing on Steamer Issaquah on Lake
Washington tonight. leaving Leschi
at s:l5 and Madison park at $3.50
ADV
The Seattle star. [volume] (Seattle, Wash.) 1899-1947, 1914-07-10

Senate confirmed Geo. T. Mayre's
appointment as ambassador to
Russia
The Seattle star. [volume] (Seattle, Wash.) 1899-1947, 1914-07-10
To Be Liquidated at
From lOc to SOC on the ST

A sale will be inaugurated forthwith and con-
tuued till every dollars worth OF merchandise
is sold
Stein Bloch. Kuppenhemer and Alec Clothes
Bannister Packard. Keith's and Shows
Shoes for men.
Edwin {, Burt Harry II Gray. Fosters and
Laird Schoebcr x Co.'S Shoes for women
Ladies Suits, Dresses and Drygoods of all
kinds.
The Seattle star. [volume] (Seattle, Wash.) 1899-1947, 1914-07-10
Has No Girl TO
Leave Behind Him

A<Sabt pNsAtid AiiEti
You expect 20 succeed. though, ("
! said. You don't anticipate fail.
ure--
Il HOPE TO succeed" the young
officsr replied. az he does be will
win a $4,000 prize Offered by the
London Daily MailD
Are You marriedf" inquired.
You zee iust had 10 know about
the girl he will leave behind him
when he starts on his perilous
flight.
Not 80 far as know" replied
the aeroplsnist. "hnd think l
would know. don't your II I sue
oecd. thereu be no woman TO share
my success. II faii--weli. no one
else viii be the loser by H."
The America will be a sort Of
bachelors hall during tho flight,
won't IT. Who is going 20 DO
your housekeeping while you're
afioat over tho Atlantic7" In
quirsd.
We'll take turns at that" Lieut..
Por:c replied. ~Therell be two OF
us. you know. and one man will
steer while the other takes a bite
OF something"
What will the something be-"
Porte Tells What
They'll Eat
Wen carry hot coffee in Their.
mos bottles and quantities of fresh
eggs and some tabloid foods for
emcrgencies--in the event OF an &C
cideat. you know. won't say tina;
there may not be little cham.
payne In the thermos bottles. ms
well as coffee,"
This lieutenants clear blue eyes
twiukled as he said this
We expect to make the flight
from 81. Johns. Newfoundland. 10
the Azores In 20 hours" he added,
"and there VIC shall take on fresh
food supplies and more gasoline
We will carry mattresses so tina,
one OF us at n time may rest bit.
From the Azores we'll fly towards
Spain. stopping at Vigo. near the
Portuguese coast. Then. after re.
newing our supplies. we begin the
last flight TO Plymouth harbor."
The Seattle star. [volume] (Seattle, Wash.) 1899-1947, 1914-07-10
Saturday Night
NOTICE!

Mhnk POSlrS ON GOODS THAT ARE
Nv ASAs BEING HELD ARE HEREBY No
TIFTEn THAT GOODS Will. BE PLACED ON SALE
AGAIN WITHIN 10 DAYS FROM PURCHASE WE
ARE so CROWDED FOR ROOM THAT WE ASK
THE INDULGENCE OF THE BUYERS, AND ON &C
COUNT or MANY or THE DEALERS NOT HAVING
TAKEN OUT LINES WHICH WE'RE BoUGHT, WE
ARE COMPELLED TO MAKE TiiIs FINAL AND Def
MITE SALE.
The Seattle star. [volume] (Seattle, Wash.) 1899-1947, 1914-07-10
Born in Cork. a Life
Prescrver in Itself

Aud ! thought. being frivolous.
minded, that II any man could float
TO immortal fame IN n flying boat.
II would be man from Corki For
there's nothing like having n birth.
placs that's whole lifc-preseryer
IN itself.
There II but one danger in this
attempt NJ crossing the Atlantic in
an acroplane." said the lieutenant.
That's the Atlantic itself II We
should have an accident TO the mo.
tor and the waves should break up
our boat. Il would be impossible TO
attract the attention OF a ahip that
might rescue nn.
I'VE shall CARRY ROCKETS in
III. boat. OF course. but you can't
send up rockets. you know. when
you're swimming around In the AT.
ihntici"
Tho young man who Rill be
known 20 history ms the Flying
iriEhmhn merely chuckled 90 him.
helf at the absurdity OF expecting q
rescue. once his winged boat had
crushed it's life out IN A POUND.
ING STA
The Seattle star. [volume] (Seattle, Wash.) 1899-1947, 1914-07-10
LIEUT. PORTE TELLS NIx0LA GREELEY -SM|TH, THE STARS
CORRESPONDENT, HOW He IL keep HOUSE, COOK EAT AND
SLEEP ON HIS PERl0US FLIGHT ACROSS THE ATLANTIC
By Nixola Greeley-Smith
copyright. 1914, by the Newspaper
Enterprlae AaaoeIatlonl

t1oVpflHHAs wv W wv ffWsBaF''
Enterprise Asaoeistionl
NEW YORK. July lO.-lf Lieut.
John G. Porte doesn't succeed In
crossing the Atlantic ocean In tho
acrorlnne America. THEN NO.
BODY EVER WILL
rhls In my opinion after talking
with the modest young iriHhman
who IN about 20 attempt the first
oversee flight from America TO
Europe. thus returning via aero,
plane the first social call made BY
Christopher Columbual
lilo has just given me an exclu.
Hiye interview. made a special
arrangement with the New York
World. 90 whom Porte n under con.
tract
Ono OF the first things Lieut.
Porte told me IL that he Ia Irish.
NOT English. as some American
papers have assumed Just because
he holds commission In the
British army.
- was born IN Cork. Nothing
could be more Irish than that" he
remarked.
The Seattle star. [volume] (Seattle, Wash.) 1899-1947, 1914-07-10
BANDITS HOLD UP
MISSOURI TRAIN

ST. LOUIS. July 10.--The loot 80.
cured BY the bandits who held up n
The Seattle star. [volume] (Seattle, Wash.) 1899-1947, 1914-07-10

Estimated population Of the world
is a billion and a half.
The Grenada sentinel. [volume] (Grenada, Miss.) 1868-1955, 1914-11-13

I'm sorry. Which seems all ! csn
do about 1t. You and Piotr and Hanks
seem in a conspiracy to teach me that
for regrettable things we can pay
only with regret. But l promised to
save you time"
Darkness had fallen when they drew
up before the hospital. Mark de-
scended painfully to help her down
a rather superfiuous courtesy, since
she was better able to alight alone
than. was he. You're In good time.
l hope!"
"Oh, yes. Thank you for the ride"
They exchanged a conventional hand
clasp. She moved toward the steps
leading to the hospital door. He be-
gan to climb back into the trap.
But the FESTIVE horses started too
soon, while he was balanced on the
little mounting step. His foot was
d~islodged. He would have fallen, per.
haps been dragged, had Kazia not
sprung forward, and catching the
reins. brought the horses sharply to a
stop.
You are hurt?"
NO" he lied through set teeth, as
he pulled himself up to the seat. His
The Grenada sentinel. [volume] (Grenada, Miss.) 1868-1955, 1914-11-13
By
henry RUSSELL MILLER
SYNOPSIS.

MAX Truitt. encouraged by his sweet
xeart. Unity Martin. leaves Bethel. his
alive town. to seek his fortune. Simon
Fruit tells Mark that 1t long has been
- dream to see a steel plant at Bethel
end asks the son to return and build
thomas Henley, head OF the Quinby Iron
Csorks, for a Job and Is sent to the con-
S9iuction gang. His success In that work
Svfns him n place as helper to Roman
$Andxrejzski. o~pen-hearth furnaceman. He
becomes a boarder In Romans home and
$1etsts Piotr, Romans son, In his studies.
Nazia an adopted daughter. shows her
gratitude in such q manner as to arouse
Hsrk's interest In her, Heavy work in
yne intense heat OF the furnace causes
Mark to collapse and Kazia cares for
PIN Later Roman also succumbs and
INC tells Mark TO find another boarding
place Five years elapse during which
lark has advanced to the ~foremanship.
Shhe his lahor-saving devices have made
aam invaluable to the company. In the
Eneantime Kazia has married one Jim
whiting. Mark meets with an accident
Ehieh dooms him to be a cripple for life.
BE returns TO Bethel intending to stay
<here. He II Unity about to marry an
the man and wins her back. Unity
urges him TO return to his work in tho
city. Mark rises rapidly to wealth and
fHal ambitions OF his wife maxi their mar
kfed life unhappy. The big steel interests
gre secretly anxious to get hold Of stock
xn me lroquots Iron company, supposed
90 De worthless. Timothy Woodhouse
eseks financial assistance from Mark and
etock at a small figure. Henley forces
2ntnby to let Mark have stock In the
tlulnby company. through a threat that
III ne does not he will lose both OF them
The Grenada sentinel. [volume] (Grenada, Miss.) 1868-1955, 1914-11-13
CHAPTER XVII.


Famed Into Flame.
I'D better quit thinking Of her."
Mark told himself.
A virtuous and a wise resolution.
forsooth! And one strangely hard to
keep. The thought-Of a woman of
the people, dwelling in a fine strong
body whose splendid perfection the
toll Of the people could not diminish,
whose flame 1T could not quench-
never withdrew entirely, at most re-
tired into ambush whence to spring
out upon him at ~unguarded moments,
with ever increasing potency to stir
his faded imagination.
Attainment of the partnership had
indeed proved to be the climax of his
career with the Quinby company. Fol-
lowed quickly the long imminent col
lapse. There was no specific ailment,
save a heavy stubborn cough and the
constant ache in his injured hip, which
were really symptoms. 1t was rather
a general failure Of his powers. He
was no longer able to whip tagging
energies to the days tasks. The cool.
clear. incisive brain that could grasp
a multitude of details and yet not lose
sight Of result and purpose had be.
come cloudy. vacillating and wander
ing. a poor tool for the direction of
a huge, i~ntricately organized plant op-
Grating under tremendous pressure.
He was subject to attacks Of profound
melancholy. He could not sleep with
out the aid Of drugs. Worst Of all.
the will to endure. to mock pain and
weakness, had broken.
Whats the matter with me?' he
demanded Of his physician.
Burnt out" was the ~succinct reply.
What can / dol"
Nothing. And quit taking drugs"
But" habit protested, Il can't do
nothing"
IT'S your life." interrupted the doc
tor. But you've consulted me and l
propose to earn the sim fee I'll charge
you. Drop everything, go to the coun.
try or to the end Of the earth-per.
sonally, I'd advise the end of the
earth. because it's farthest away and
newest to you. Forget work. play q
while"
Mark asked and received from the
directors a six months vacation, But.
although he formulated no reason. he
did not at once leave the city. When
The weather permitted he filled In the
The Grenada sentinel. [volume] (Grenada, Miss.) 1868-1955, 1914-11-13

as a lawyer. however. Think OF IT,"
Mark smiled wryly. "as a gentleman
II the word means anything to you"
ITS your case" Shirley repeated.
But my notion is, people will think
you don't want the publicity-for So
cial reasons. That sort of talk"
Mark rose abruptly. Il can't help"
he replied. with an impatient frown.
what people think. al l? Fix it up
as soon as you can"
But the days adventures were not
ended. The ghost of Timothy Wood
house could not GUST Rose Alley from
Marks mind.
The blacks, ordered by telephone.
waited him. Swiftly. Mark holding the
reins, they were guided across a
bridge. along rough-paved. tumble
down streets, into a quarter such as
their aristocratic feet had never trod.
Crime and decay were everywhere.
1t was Is years since he had seen
Rose alley. but he found the way as
though he had taken it but yesterday.
He drew up at the mouth of a mar
row shallow court, and giving the
reins to his man, got down from the
trap.
A few children-dirty. sallow, under
sized-had been playing in the court.
With difficulty, for they had not
his tongue and were afraid Of the
stranger, he learned from them In
which tenement Peter Anderson lived.
He CROPPED and stumbled up two
flights OF stairs hat groaned protest
ingly under his tread. He found a
door and knocked. 1t opened. ;,
For a full minute. speechless, he
stared at the woman who stood on
the threshold.
The Grenada sentinel. [volume] (Grenada, Miss.) 1868-1955, 1914-11-13

Shirley. the name Of Rose Alley would
have raised to life no dead memories.
Shirley's ACCOMPLISHMENT, however,
reached its climax at the close Of the
consultation.
It's a good DEAL" he remarked, for
you"
Mark answered with a nod and
opened another subject. Il don't SUD-
pose Timothy Woodhouss left much"
Practically nothing"
How does our case standf"
Well win It."
You're sure of THAR"
Absolutely. His estate will never
push 1t to trial"
Then settle It."
Shirley whistled his surprise. Has
the philanthropic bee stung the whole
Quinby concern?' he grinned. Il
wouldn't do that. though. 1t would
be an admission. AS a lawyer, /
couldn't advise"
Il don't ask advice. Settle it."
Shirley waved a concessive hand.
ITS your case. of course. For how
much? They'll take any figure"
For ufstsvsr you think fair. Not
The Grenada sentinel. [volume] (Grenada, Miss.) 1868-1955, 1914-11-13

"Ah!" He Turned Quickly to Her
Again. "Then ! Did You No Harm"
hip, in fact, had received an e~xcruci-
ating wrench. I'm a little awkward.
This is n of the things l can't get
quite used TO-"
Il supposed it was only temporary
He shook his head briefly, as though
the topic were di%stasteful.
"Another-you probably won't be-
lieve this-is an existence that con-
tinually requires little cruelties of one.
Big ones, too. sometimes"
You say-requires?'
AT least, encourages. But l." he
smiled unpleasantly, am subject to
regrets. And equally Improbable i'm
pulses. OF course" with obvious irony,
this is very interesting to you"
She was standing between two bal
ustrade lamps. In their bright glow
he saw her cool impersonal regard
change, become questioning. And the
dark shadow again-as though she
had seen and known to the full the
cruelties whereof he spoke. Her lips
parted. But no words fell. With an
odd little gesture Of repression she
turned and slowly mounted the stairs.
At the top she paused for an instant.
Good night" she repeated. And
thank you again"
He dined alone at his club that
night. The events Of the day had left
him depressed and strangely restless
and with a strong distaste for COM
partnership.
The Grenada sentinel. [volume] (Grenada, Miss.) 1868-1955, 1914-11-13
Author Of
THE MAN HIGHER UP" his RISE
TO POWER" ETC.
Copyright. 1913. by The Bobbs,Merrili Company

you want to do something, you car
lend me a hundred dollars"
Lend" evidently, was a euphem
ism.
What will you do-still. that's your
business. OF course, | will. l wish
you'd asked me something harder
Come along to the bank
The bank was a few blocks away
Mark improved the time by asking the
details OF Romans circumstances,
Piotr, s~ullenness not lifted by the
prospect of money, answered shortly
1t was a pitiable story Of descent-of
the gradual dissipation Of the savings
of Romans active years and the swift
failure. through idleness and too much
alcohol, of his mental powers. leaving
him and Hanka dependent upon Piotr's
scanty and uncertain earnings.
Where" Mark asked, as they en-
tered the bank, do you live now"
Rose Alley"
Rose Alley" Mark stopped short.
My God"
What does your sort know of it?'
Quite enough. Come along"
A few minutes later they were in
the street again, Piotr the richer by
the sum he had asked.
They stood facing each other-the
strong man who had conquered and
the inefficient. one Of life's guerrillas,
who had Just taken of the strong
mans largess. But the inefficient was
not grateful: a hundred dollars could
not conquer his hatred.
Il s'pose," he sneered, you want
me to thank your" .
NO. If you need more, come to me.
And, see here, Piotr. l want you to get
Roman and your mother away from
Rose Alley
You want" The none in his
pocket. Piotr threw craft TO the winds.
What have you to do with us? Do
you s'pose we'd let you help us?'
But you took"
Piotr chuckled-a chuckle of tri-
umphant malice. Did you think it
was for u.s." The chuckle grew into
a laugh. as though he ~pondered some
mammoth Jest. 'You-you-have just
paid for the ext issue of the Outcry.'
He wheeled and went haltingly
away. Mark watched him until he
turned a corner.
Poor devil" Mark shook his head
pityingly. He's mad"
1t was not Marks habit to waste
precious hours wandering the crowded
city streets in interpretive medita-
ton. He now went to the appoint
ment with his lawyer to keep which
he had left Henley.
1t was a long and tedious c~onsulta-
ton, having TO do with a big real es-
tate deal in which Truitt had shown
his customary shrewdness. He dis
played. little interest. More than once
Shirley. the lawyer, had to recall his
straying attention. Shirley was aston
ished at this; his client vas notable
for his concentration on the matter
in hand. He would have been even
more deeply astonished, could he have
looked upon the picture that lured
away Marks thoughts. But then, for
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CHAPTER XV-Continued.


foresaw the sud Of a chapter. He had
longer capable Of long intense appli-
cation, he had fallen back upon the
snv1iids last resort. drugs, IN mind
the creative faculty seemed dead. hat
very morning a young man in the mills
had announced an important invention
that was 70 have been Truths mag
nun opus and upon which his sterile
brain had labored in vain. in soul
he could a. longer dream. And for
reward be had-the dry fact of a tri-
umph be could not sense and the pros
pee Of an empty, useless, Disconnected
future.
He van a critic, you see; but not
Of himself. The world was out of
3cint.
Passers-by were diverted from their
own cares by the sight OF a we'll
dressed man stamping his cane on
che pavement and muttering aloud:
An evil fate pursues me. Other men
do as do, desire as | desire and find
content. Why can't l be contented-
and happy"
A thousand faces streamed past him
unrecognised and unrecognizing. Then,
1t a corner where two currents
damned each other. appeared one
thai seemed oddly familiar. 1t was of
an ondistinguished LONELINESS, pasty
,9ale, morose. matching well the gen
sra shabbiness OF its owner. At first
Mark, confused by the dirty brown
eearo, did rot recognize him.
The man had no doubts. At sight
Mark an evil glitter sprang into
me sul,en eyes.
YOU"
BY the hate that had lived through
hfteen years Mark placed him.
"Piotr Andzrejzski!"
Peter Anderson" the man cor
rected him.
That's a good American name. I'd
forgotten you had a preference Mark
smiled and held out a friendly hand.
How are you, Peter Anderson"
The hand was ignored. When Peter
Anderson sneered, his LONELINESS be-
came almost grotesqua-
Since you're so interested, l man
age to keep alive
How do you manage it,"
Tn a %compositor on the Cutlery
when there's any money for an issue"
THE Outcry?'
You'll hear OF It yet. It's the paper
Of our Cause"
Mark knew Of but one cause that
employed the capital. Socialism, l
suppose" He smiled i%ndulgently. Il
hope it's in funds sufficiently often"
Il look it. don't II"
The answer was 80 obvious that
Mark avoided 1t. How" he asked
hastily, lis Roman"
Fl breathes and sleeps and eats.
But he's dead"
is that a Socialist parable? I'm
not q Socialist, SO you'll have to ex-
plain"
His minds zone. 1t began to go
soon after you stole his Job. But prob
ably you've forgotten that, too"
Il have no recollection" said Mark
coldly. of any such occurrence" With
q curt nod. he passed on.
He had gone but a few steps when
he halted and looked back Peter. N
mindful OF elbowins pedestrians. was
still at the corner. glarilE At him.
Impulsively he tarnod and
his steps.
See here. Piotr.' le said. Let us
not use hard namOs There are a good
many things we'd never agree on. But
ne can agree Oh this-you're hard up.
Pine Bluff daily graphic., 1914-11-11
DANGEROUS JOKESMITHS.

Several days ago The Graphic re- ceived report that bore the marks of reliability stating that Jesse Core, Jr., had been injured in runaway. It developes that this was Inaccurate; that MT. Core was not injured nor even involved in an accident.
 Newspapers are frequently victim ] ol these alleged humorists, who seem unable to realize that what may be joke among dozen friends may be- come tragedy when the public $ taken in through the newspapers.
 In some places there are laws making it penal offense to give false information to newspapers. It is moi a bad law, but instead of imprison- ment for such an offense, the punish ment should take the form of humor