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Bismarck daily tribune. [volume] (Bismarck, Dakota [N.D.]) 1881-1916, 1914-03-31
TALE or 4 TIeHTwAo..
Every Man Should Take to Heart tho
Moral It Points.

Every Man Should Take to Heart the
Moral It Points.
We once knew Il, mar who was too
stingy to take the newspaper in his
home town and always went over to
borrow his neighbor's paper.
One evening he sent his son over to
borrow the paper, and while the son
was on the way he ran into a large
stand of bees. and in a few minutes lis
face looked like a summer squash.
Hearing the agonized cries of the
son. the father ran to his assistance
and in doing so ran into q barbed wire
fence. cutting a handful Of flesh from
his anatomy and running a 81 pair Of
trousers. ....
The old COW took advantage of the
hole in the fence. got into the cornfield
and killed herself eating green corn.
Hearing the racket, the stingy mans
wife ran out Of the house, upsetting a
four gallon churn full Of cream into a
basket of kittens, drowning the whole
flock. She slipped on the cream and
fell downstairs, breaking her leg and
a $40 set Of false teeth. The baby.
left alone, crawled through the spilled
cream into the parlor and ruined a $40
parlor carpet. During the. excitement
the daughter eloped with the hired
man, taking the family savings bank
with them.
The moral is that every man should
be a subscriber to his home newspaper.
Brooklyn Eagle.
Bismarck daily tribune. [volume] (Bismarck, Dakota [N.D.]) 1881-1916, 1914-03-31
LIVE STOCK

FOR SHCE-Six big type Poland
China August and September bears,
good size, color, length and bone.
$40 each If taken now. Pedigree fur.
nished. John Roscoe, Dickey, N. D.
FOR SACE-Registered Sn0rtnOIll
bull. nine cows, two heifers, aid
four calves, owned by DIR. Eisengra.
cher now, in my possession three
miles south of Wilton. Herbert /.
Anderson, r No. 3, Wilton, N. D..
FOR sALE.-Magnificent st. Bernard
dog. Eggs for Matching from II. |.
Reds, White Wyandotts and Barred
Rocks; none better in the west. 212
care Tribune.
WANTED-To buy Rhode Island Red
pullets. Apply to Lock box 387.
FOR SALE-KegisteTed yearling
shorthOrn bulls. Ready for service.
Reds. Philip B. Noun. Buffalo, N. ID.
FOR SALE-Bulf Orplnglon settings,
$500 for Is eggs. Phone u.
FOR sALE-Eggs for Matching; S. c.
Rhode Island Reds, $1.?5 for Is. &.
Fl. Brelje, Elgin, N. Oak.
Bismarck daily tribune. [volume] (Bismarck, Dakota [N.D.]) 1881-1916, 1914-03-31
No LandIubber,

Young Jack Tabbs has only been N
the navy for a few months. but there
is not a more enthusiastic sea dog in
the whole OF his majesty's service. lie
recently made application for and 70;
ceived the usual leave and proceeded
to London and his mothers house.
Mrs. Tabs lives on the third floor Of
a house in C~amberwelI. and when he
arrived at her address he stood in the
doorway and ba wled up tile stairs:
Mother. aloft there! Jacks come
home. Open the window"
why. Jacky. my dear" cried the
old lady from the landing. "whatevcrs
wrong with the stairs" =
STAIRS cried the weather worn tar.
with ineifable contempt. VIVA Go J
know about stairs? Just you open
the window and lower a rope to the
main deck. and be quick about it"-
London Express.
Bismarck daily tribune. [volume] (Bismarck, Dakota [N.D.]) 1881-1916, 1914-03-31
To Make Vinegar.

Save the parings and cores OF apples
and put them in a jar with warm wa.
ter enough to more than cover them.
Set in a warm place for several days:
then strain and add one pint of mo.
lasses to Il gallon Of the water. Pat In
a jar. tic Il thin cloth over It, keep 10
a warm place and in a few weeks this
will be good vinegar.-National Maya
7irc -t #' R.f
Bismarck daily tribune. [volume] (Bismarck, Dakota [N.D.]) 1881-1916, 1914-03-31
ThSir Attachment.

a.a, sThsir Attachment. ".
"1)n aninInls possess the sentiment
~ aTwtfon:" asked the school teacher
VI thp little =iri.
"Yp,h. n,a'um: almost always"
,"i;mml." said the Teacher. "and now
turll,,. to 81 little hoy. "tel! me what
unim,nl has the greatest natural fond
ness for man"
The small boy considered carefully
and finally answered. "Woman."-lA.
dies Home Journal.
Bismarck daily tribune. [volume] (Bismarck, Dakota [N.D.]) 1881-1916, 1914-03-31
ABSTRACTIN0

The Byrne Abstract Once. Pho.
oeer abstracters of Burleigh county.
Abstracts guaranteed by bond Of &c..
eOe. The only abstract ONCE in the
county complying with lette. and
spirit Of the state law relating to ab.
strscters of title. We have our own
records and indexes. Our equipment
10 modern and up to the minute.
Bismarck daily tribune. [volume] (Bismarck, Dakota [N.D.]) 1881-1916, 1914-03-31
eirds and Cyclones.

ba. irpn suggested that birds
h%alitua'ly make use Of storms IN trav-
cling from one part Of theft range b
another. It Ia pointed ont that II a bird
.nun", ind y shelter It must be mort
comfortable M the wing than on the
yronmI huriu. q storm. because In the
npr">, gale it dies in a moving me-
dun. ike n swimmer In a strongly
lowing riv"r.- Harper's Weekly. s
Bismarck daily tribune. [volume] (Bismarck, Dakota [N.D.]) 1881-1916, 1914-03-31
LOOKS LIKE 4 SEA OF ICE
Curious Lake Of Soda In the Wildssee
East Africa.
BY HOP

Lake Magadi. in British East Africa,
Is famous for its vast deposits Of soda.
Until recently few people have seen its
shores. for it lies in the midst Of a bar
ren and waterless district, but the rail-
way that was started a few years ago
by IN English company opens the way
Tor travellers to this curious natural
phenomenon. A recent visitor Describes
It IN the London Field:
Ordinarily it looks as II 1t bud frozen
and. as il NOW had then fallen upon
it. partially thawed and frozen again.
The temperature gives the lie to this
appearance Of roughened ice. for tho
heat IL extreme and at midday almost
uDbcarable. The soda burns the feet
even through y boot. and the sharp.
projecting spikes. which resemble hOR
FROST. will pierce any except the thick
ext sole. After the rains there is 4
layer Of water uver the greater part Of
the lake. which turns a lovely pink
color. By moonlight the scene 10 weird
IT'S beantifNi.~
The lake contains at least 200.000,OO
tons OF crystalline substance. composed
almost equally OF carbonate and bicar-
bonnie Of soda. Surface and under
ground streams Of saturated soda liq-
uor continually feed it. The present
supply Of soda Ia enormous. and 40
fast az 1t il removed a new surface.
formed from the mother liquid" b.
Meath, replaces it. Natives have col:
lected soda from the same spot year
after year without making the slight.
est difference In the abundance Of the
supply.
Bismarck daily tribune. [volume] (Bismarck, Dakota [N.D.]) 1881-1916, 1914-03-31
Grounds,

- Grounds.
HAS yonr husband given you grounds
for divorce:" asked the woman who ID
always eager to sympathize.
YES" replied the n whose MIND
is on alimony. "Plenty Of grounds,
but I'd rather have some regular real
estate Washington Star.
Bismarck daily tribune. [volume] (Bismarck, Dakota [N.D.]) 1881-1916, 1914-03-31
Different Proposition

Different Proposition.
What is the object Of your sotitty?''
"T0 prevent gambling among wo'
men,"
Nonsense. 1t can't be DONE" a
Certainly gambling can be stopped"
"Gambling? l thought you said CAB
bling."-Louisville Courier -Journal.
Bismarck daily tribune. [volume] (Bismarck, Dakota [N.D.]) 1881-1916, 1914-03-31

Tne Burleigh County Abstract com
Dony. Legal Abstracters for Burleigh
county. Under bond Of $4,000. City
National Bank Bldg. w. v. Kiebert.
General Insurance.. City National
Bank BLDG. NE
Bismarck daily tribune. [volume] (Bismarck, Dakota [N.D.]) 1881-1916, 1914-03-31

HOW TO ANSWER BLIND ADS.
All ads signed with numbers. o.
initials, care Tribune must DO IN
sWered by letter addressed to the mum
Der given In the ad. Tribune employ
ees are not permitted to tell who any
advertiser is. Mail or send your an
swer to Tribune No. -, and We foT
ward It to the advertiser.
Bismarck daily tribune. [volume] (Bismarck, Dakota [N.D.]) 1881-1916, 1914-03-31
LOST n FOUND

STOLEN-From my barn about 40
days ago. Any one having found
or purchased a saddle recently are
requested to communicate with me.
Matt Cloot3n. .,... .....
FOUNO-AN old fashioned stick pin.
Call at 521 Fifth street and prove
property. a.. III.
Bismarck daily tribune. [volume] (Bismarck, Dakota [N.D.]) 1881-1916, 1914-03-31
No Use For One.

'.What itlnrrsry did you take on your,
European trip"
"Jnlln wouldn't. lei me take one -:
AL. yon nee, he's crossed the ocean
before. and he said It was foolish y,
al our trunk with . lot Of things W.
never use."-Detroit Free Preee
Bismarck daily tribune. [volume] (Bismarck, Dakota [N.D.]) 1881-1916, 1914-03-31
MISCELLANEOUS

FOR SHLE-7.000 fence posts. Car
ship by carload. Also seed fax and
square deal seed corn. A. A. Ste
wart, Stewartsdale, N. D. ,
FOR sHLE-A good %two:horse surrey
Apply Lock box 3S7.
FOR sALE-Good household article,
ALSO wanted young person to stay
with children evenings. Mrs. D. T.
Owens Phone 526 ..
FOR SAIE-Loose and bailed bottom
lazI hay. Wachter Dray & Trans
fer Co. Phone 81. %
WANfE6-At once. Second hand
range or cook stove with reservoir.
Box 1870,
FOR SALEI have oats, barley and
alfalfa hay for sale, on my farm,
near Bismarck. S. Harris.
FOR kENT-Two section farm, With
good buildings and pasture. S. Har.
ris. .
GET YOUR HOUSE paiated aud pa
.pered by Il. Il. Lee; also | have
wall paper for sale. Price reason.
able. Phone 383X. s-,-,
FOR SHIE-Cheap; a large. well
built barn; same is enclosed with
shiplap sheeting, building paper aud
lap silisg; will make fine house at
small expense; also good chicken
house and fencing, :heap Inquire
W. r.. j.sbr, LAIR Mr'' Sales CO
FOR SKLE-Or trade; one 80 hip.
cross compound Advance Engine,
and one % horse simple. Trade for
land. horses or cash. Cacl.lc &
Ziegenbagel, Lahr, N. D.
Bismarck daily tribune. [volume] (Bismarck, Dakota [N.D.]) 1881-1916, 1914-03-31
BUSINESS CHANCES

FOR SALE-Or exchange: have sew
eral good quarter sections of land
at this place that | will consider
a trade in horses, cattle autos or
general merchandise stocks, no
junk. Address B. L. Peterson, Pa
lermO, N. D.
Bismarck daily tribune. [volume] (Bismarck, Dakota [N.D.]) 1881-1916, 1914-03-31

FOR sALE-Good house; choice 10.
cation; great bargain at $1,000 cash.
FOR SALE 50-foot lot::F east front;
city water; Eleventh street and
Ave. A., $500. la-"
FOR SALE-Good new Groom house,
downtown location, east front;
olly $4,000, $500 cash. Harvey
Harris & Cos, ]. r. Jackson,
manager.
Bismarck daily tribune. [volume] (Bismarck, Dakota [N.D.]) 1881-1916, 1914-03-31
SITUATIONS WANTED

SITUATIONS WANTED
MANUFACTURING work and re-
pairing, by two experienced carpen-
ters. Phone 1903. ,"s =
WANTED-Position BY maj and
wife on farm, no children. c. G.
Workman, Ledl, N. ID.
ANY n having odd jobs, or work
Of any kind which they want done,
please call Ali. Wolverton at Saliva.
ton Army nall, who regularly has ap.
plications by people who desire to
get work of any kind to do. Phone 521.
Bismarck daily tribune. [volume] (Bismarck, Dakota [N.D.]) 1881-1916, 1914-03-31
NIP WANTED-MALB

NIP
WANTED-Manager for genera
store; invest $1,000. Clean stock
I'll, care Tribune. 4
WANTED-COmpetent s~telograpnes
for permanent position in city. Give
experience, references, salar!
wanted, and full details in first let
ter. Address 205, care Tribune.
W1NTED-Nen who .appreciats-higl
Class. artistic hair cutting, to CONT
where experts do the work. Dorke''
Barber Shop. City National Ban
Bldg.
WANTEp-An experienced Hive
piano salesman, by old established
house handling nationally known in.
struments. A chance to secure ar
interest in the business. Address
2O9 Bismarck Tribune.
Bismarck daily tribune. [volume] (Bismarck, Dakota [N.D.]) 1881-1916, 1914-03-31

AUTO RADIATORS REPAIRED.
We repair or rebuild auto radiat.
ors. New radiators built to- order.
W. are Specialists and guarantee ev-
cry job. Mandan Radiator Co., Man
dan, N. D.
Bismarck daily tribune. [volume] (Bismarck, Dakota [N.D.]) 1881-1916, 1914-03-31
PRACTICAL sHoK1AKn

Henry Burman's shop Il building q
excellent business In shoe. repairing.
Plenty of competent help and can do
your work, too. Henry Burmap,
Broadway. betwsent Fourth and Fifth
Sta,
Bismarck daily tribune. [volume] (Bismarck, Dakota [N.D.]) 1881-1916, 1914-03-31
SEWING
WANTEo-Plain sewing. Room II,
Lucas block. Mrs. K. Griffin.

AUTOMOBILES
FOR sALE-Brush ru1about, cheap;
or will trade for good piano. A. J.
Hunt, 1919 Seventh st.
FOR SALE-F0rd car, won in Pallad:
ium contest. Phone 544R.
MORA AUTO FOR SALE or trade;
car cal be seen at the Hcnsler gar
ag2 ADDRESS all correspondence TO
Walker Garage, Vermillion, S. ID.
FOR SALE-The shCt% heard around
the world. Fifty Dollars Cash and
Twenty Five Dollars Monthly, de.
livers an Acto Rebuilt Pleasure
Auto. Prices Four Hundred to Nine
Fifty, all cars guaranteed for one
year, write for catalogue. The vii.
ton Auto Co., Agent, Wilton N. D.
Bismarck daily tribune. [volume] (Bismarck, Dakota [N.D.]) 1881-1916, 1914-03-31
TAILOR SHOP,

TAILOR SHOP.
We make new suits and %overcoatS,
do repairing, cleaning and pressing at
prices to suit your ~pocketbook. Aug.
ust Freise, next to Grand tAeater,
Bismarck daily tribune. [volume] (Bismarck, Dakota [N.D.]) 1881-1916, 1914-03-31

FOR ~SALE-FURNITURK
FOR sALE-second-hand refrigera:
tor, baby carriage, beds, etc, in
good condition. Inquire afternoons.
Mrs. w. E. Lair. 1000 Fourth St..
FOR SALE-A mission library set;
steel davenport; dresser, and a few
other prices of slightly used fur
niture.. Call evenings, Cog Ave. F.
Bismarck daily tribune. [volume] (Bismarck, Dakota [N.D.]) 1881-1916, 1914-03-31

FOR SALE-Or exchange: have sew
eral good quarter sections of land
at this place that l will consider
a trade in horses, cattle autos or
general merchandise stocks, no
junk. Address B. L. Peterson, Pa
lermo, N. D.
FOR SALE OR TRADE.-Billiard
hall in Mountrail county, barber
shop in connection. viii sell cheap
for cash, or trade for land. Ad.
dress Box II, Blaisdell, N. d.
FOR sALE-First-class up.to-date
meat market and grocery; $14, 900
business done in year; stock about
$500; reason: have other invest
ments to look after. Address 21O,
care Tribune.
CLEAN STOCK general merchandise,
inventory about $1,000: running
and doing $4,000 business. Only
one other store in good trading
point, North Dakota. Owners retir.
ing and will sell stock and build
ing OF rent building. A better prop
osition would be impossible to find.
Quick sale. Address 207, care Of
Tribune. +. g. ..,
HOTEL and LIVERY in good North
Dakota town. Running and COM
.pllete- with furniture. horses and
rigs, $11,80O; $4,000 CASH; balance
satisfactory terms. Would take
some land. A snap. Has made for
time for owners who nov wish to
retire. Investigate at one Address
2O7, care of Tribune.
kESfHUNHNT FOR sHLE-Cheap,
If taken by April /. Only restaur-
ant in town; doing paying bust
ness; choice location. Mrs. L. A.
Sherman, Wilton, N. D.
STOCK RANCH FOR SALE.
FOR sALE-Stock ranch, 1457 acres
in township 147, range sc, Mclean
county, N. D.; all in one solid
square body; fenced with 3 wires;
mostly rough; about 200 acres in
timber; splendid valleys; running
water; M Of the best ranching
places in this part of the state.
To the right party l will sell tor
reasonable price, and give s years
!. time to. pay; 6 per cent interest.
Don't write unless you mean bust.
ness. Karl Klein, Owner, Wash.
burn. N. D..
FOR sALE--A busy little restaurant
in the heart of Dickinson, N. d.,
doing good business, and a money
maker; suitable for man and wife
with two Employees; must sell i'm
mediately on account of sickness.
Fer full particulars inquire of
Harry A. Coleman, Dickinson. N. D.
FOR sAlE-l will sell my black.
smith shop and all tools, every
thing run by gas engine; shop PAX
4S; auto run 14-24; room house,
barn; for 4 head of horses, only one
shop IN town; for $1,000. Write
for information to G. L. Brenneise,
Wilton. N. D, g /
Bismarck daily tribune. [volume] (Bismarck, Dakota [N.D.]) 1881-1916, 1914-03-31

FOR SALE OR TRADE.-Billiard
hall in Mountrail county, barber
shop in connection. Will sell cheap
for cash, or trade for land. Ad-
dress Box II, Blaisdell, N. d.
Bismarck daily tribune. [volume] (Bismarck, Dakota [N.D.]) 1881-1916, 1914-03-31
WANTED-HoUsEs.

WANTED TO REN1-A house where
poultry 4 he raised with plenty
Of space. No. 212 care Tribune.
Bismarck daily tribune. [volume] (Bismarck, Dakota [N.D.]) 1881-1916, 1914-03-31

FOR SALE-First-class up.to.date
meat market and grocery; $4,000
business done in year; stock about
$500; reason: have other invest
ments to look after. Address 210,
care Tribune.
Bismarck daily tribune. [volume] (Bismarck, Dakota [N.D.]) 1881-1916, 1914-03-31

FOR SAIE-New modern I room
house. 719 Ninth Street. on reason
able terms. Apply =. 0. Peterson.
or p.One sos r.
Bismarck daily tribune. [volume] (Bismarck, Dakota [N.D.]) 1881-1916, 1914-03-31

easy terms. J. E. Perry. Phone $50
fOR SALE-seven-roon modern
house in excellent condition, with
In three blocks .of postoffce; one
of best locations in city; might con
slider trade for good farm land. Ad
dress. J. X. Doran, bismarck. N. ID
Bismarck daily tribune. [volume] (Bismarck, Dakota [N.D.]) 1881-1916, 1914-03-31
HOUSES FOR sALI

FOR sALE-House and lot. Also fur.
niture, including folding bed, steel
couch, tables and buffet. 307
Seventh St.
The day book., 1914-04-13

New York, April 13.-Miss Billie
Burke, the actress, today announced
her marriage to Florenz Ziegfeld, Jr.,
former husband of Anna Held. The
ceremony was performed in Hoboken
Saturday and Ziegfeld went with his
bride to her home at Hastings-on-
The Irish standard., 1914-06-06
TORY CATHOLICS.

Reading some of the articles pub
lished by English Catholics the Irish
people interested in the struggle of
liberty could almost rejoice that Eng
land is not at present classed among
the Catholic Nations. However true
it may be that the rank and file of
English Catholics have been and are
strong Home Rule supporters, yet
many of those who have some of the
traits of English Society think it
quite proper to be classed among the
Aristocracy and the conventional
way of doing so seems to them that
they should be classed as Tories. The
and it is possible to find some SEM
blance of an excuse when living in,
and breathing the atmosphere of
Toryism. But when the expressions
of Catholic Toryism come from Eng
lish dependencies it is quite impossi-
BILE to understand. The nature of the
offender in the history of India is
we'll remembered through Sheridan's
charges made during impeachment
Of Warren Hastings. From India
comes the Bombay Examiner. Its
editor. Father Hull, has won fame
for himself as an editor, but his sense
of justice is somewhat dwarfed. He
makes no comment upon Home Rule
because, as he explains, his paper is
not a political paper. His refined
sense of politics is thoroughly mis-
placed. When a priest of Father
Hull's makeup is unable to see the
history of a people who have suffered
hundreds of years because of religion
simply and solely because they were
Catholics, and whose priests were
hunted like rogues, when such pas
tor can see nothing but politics in
their struggle, he is far from being
able to respond to the noble i'm
pulses which are part and parcel Of
their struggle for some measure of
self government. The Reverend edi-
tor of the Bombay Examiner is a
Tory Catholic, term which adds
nothing to his usefulness or his in
fluence.
The Irish standard., 1914-06-06

to bear to justify the Catholic attor-
ney in appearing in such cases. OF
course withdrawal from this class
of business in many cases will entail
financial loss, and it may we'll be
argued that as long as the Common
wealth recognizes divorces, and
makes them lawful, no attorney can
be criticised for engaging in the
business.
ut also may we'll be argued that
if person wants divorce, the mere
refusal of Catholic attorney to take
the case will not prevent that person
from engaging another lawyer, but
at all events the object lesson will be
tremendous, and if due publicity is
given to the movement, it will at
least have the effect of calling public
attention to the fact that there is
one class of lawyers in the commu-
nifty who will not soil their hands
with such business.
In addition to this every attorney
who joins the league will be asked to
use every endeavor to bring about a
reconciliation and to urge the party
applying to him to reconsider his de-
termination before going to divorce
court. If these endeavors are in vain
then the litigent is free to engage
other council.
Really this seems to be very
practical movement and it might
we'll be taken up by the various state
Federations of Catholic Societies and
suggestions along this line made to
Catholic attorneys, many of whom
would be only too glad to have the
public understand their position in
regard to divorce. 1t is very often
rather embarrassing for a Catholic
lawyer, having client, who has en-
gagged his services on many occasions
apply to him to take charge of di-
vorce suit. Refusal seems migrate
full after having received fees in
other cases. Publicity of the fact
that Catholic attorneys are repug-
nant to these cases and reluctant to
handle them often will relieve the
situation. If concerted movement
was started by Catholic lawyers, es-
pecially in those states notorious for
the number of divorce suits. one is
safe in predicting that notable pub
lie opinion will be created that will
at least lessen this terrific evil-an
evil not alone against God, society
and family, but one that is sapping
the foundations of good and stable
government.
The Irish standard., 1914-06-06
NATHAN'S FRIENDS

It is not surprising to note the ap-
pointment of Nathan as Italy's repre-
Sentative to the San Francisco exhi-
bition when we note the crowd that
welcomed him to New York recently.
The Crowd included Guardians of
Liberty" Anti-Catholic press repre-
sentatives and the president of the
exposition. Now that Nathan is here
to look over the situation it is hoped
that he will again effervesce and con-
tinue his anti-Catholic TRADE and in
suit the Pope and Catholics. We hope
he will not be so cowardly or so po-
Ntic as to refrain from speaking upon
the topic he loves so well-his hat
red of the Catholic church. He is
advised that any attempt to ingrati-
ate himself into the hearts of the
sane and sober contingent of Ameri-
acan citizenship will be in vane and
8if he refrains from his vileness he
will disappoint his friends. He will
not be taken seriously. OF course
Catholics are not planning on the ex-
position with any enthusiasm, in
fact. some Catholic societies that had
planned on their national meeting in
San Francisco have decided to go
elsewhere. Nathan was not opposed
sby the Catholics because it was
thought that he could do any harm,
,,lSnt because he had neither the man.
hood nor decency which should char
u netelrise the representative Of italy
ttls Country. " And now that the