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The times dispatch. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1903-1914, 1914-07-03
GUY PHILLIPS ENDS
LIFE WITH PISTOL
Prominent Officer in Many Cor
porations Shoots Himself in
Temple at His Office.
ACT DUE TO DEsPONOENCY
Connected With Virginia Railway
and Power Co. and Richmond
and Chesapeake Bay Co.

Now York, July Guy Phillips. as
sistant secretary OF the Missouri Pa :
ciiic hallway Company. kilicG himself
in he Offices of the co'npamy on the
eighth floor Of big Broadway o.'icc
building late tonight iiix physician
said lac had been a sufferer recently
from dcspondcncy.
Mr.. Phillips. who was an occer or
director of numerous corporations b.
sides tho Missouri Pacific. war seen
early tonight sitting at his desk in
the record room Of tho Missouri IA
ciiic oiices- IN hour later :. watc'-
i.ian. who had noted his presence saw
lr. I'hillips Was lying across the dc..x
Investigation showed lie was dead
from :; bullet wound in tho tcinrla. 4
revolver WAS lying under the chair.
On table lay u note asking that
his wife IL baricn. Conn. lie notified II;
also requested that notification be
given \. ". Calcf secretary and treas
urcr Of :he Missouri Pacific. at sea
bright. y. j.. and Dr. Henry Moffat. Mr.
Fhil.ipss physician in Yonkers.
NERVOUS BHEtItDOwN
FEARED FOR SOME CINE:
Dr Monat said Mr.. Phillips had been
:. patient Of his for many ycars. and
that during recent months he had suf-
- i'oi' ucficSSIN" tcndcncics. The
p'iNsi"ian had feared for some tim.
tiat he would have a nervous break
down.
Mr., Phillips was slightly past six,,
wears OF age. and had been for more
IMAM = quarter of a century associated
with the Missouri Pacific. lie was as
slStant secretary OF tn" ~, Louis. Iron
Mountain and Southern Railway Com
pahS' secretary of the Iron Mountain
Gar trust. secretary -trcaSurer and
director Of the Richmond and -bcs.,.
pcak" Bay hallway compary. assist
ant secretary ana assistant treasurer
ana director OF the Virginia Rail
WY and Power Compauy ana the
three states Realty Company.
The times dispatch. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1903-1914, 1914-07-03
UNEAsINESS RELIEVED
IN REPORT FROM MAYO

Washington. July 2.-Uneasiness In
official circles over disturbed condi-
tions In the Tampico and Panuco oil
regions. where oil operators have been
reticent about paying contributions to
the constitutionalists cause. was con-
sidcrably allaycd to- day by a report
from Admiral Mayo.
Secretary Daniels gave out this
statement. based on the report:
advice is at hand that Admiral Mayo
visited Panuco yesterday. IN company
with the American consul. and had an
interview with the military comman-
der and number OF Americans. and
had received promises from the mill
tary commander for the protection OF
foreigners. Admiral Mayo feels that
his visit has had u good effect. and
there viii be no further cause for COM
pla int. oil company officials have been.
sufficiently rcassured by the represent
Ia tions made 10 Admiral Mayo 10 di-
rect the return OF their employees to
the oil fields. The employees will 20
back 10 work to-day"
Admiral MAYO made no mention OF
q reported order for the sure nder by
Americans in the Tampico district OF
all arms of ammunition to the civil
authorities. This order was said To
have been to remind the oil operators
that the authorities expected contri-
buttons TO Il fund which they claimed
would be used to protect the oil fields.
The times dispatch. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1903-1914, 1914-07-03
FOUR SUCCESSFUL FLIGHTS
FiyfhS HOnt America breaks own
Record for Weight-I.iftinR.
,t,... t,.,,


liammondsport. y. Y. July with
Gleen Curtiss at tho wheel. the fly ing
boat America made four successful
and spectacular Nights this afternoon.
ON the final flight, made at "a heig mt
OF more than twenty feet and over
Il distance OF more than a mile. at IL
speed of siXtytwo miles An hour. a
correspondent accompanied Mr.. Curtiss
\ total load of 5.007 pounds was
hanging Oh the America's wings as she
made her four snappy tests. Incl
dentally. she broke her own record for
weight lifting. Never has America
pianed with such ease reached the
top of the water with such speed. She
obcyed the levers and her ruddcrs and
planes like a thing alive
once. Will. planning on the water
surface, she attained speed Of sixty
I'VE miles an hour. making foolish tho
efforts Of the Curtiss speed boat and
TN" regulation flying boat abo@e ilcr
During the tests this afternoon
America WAS equipped with the pom
ioons designed for the ancient Langley
lyaroaeroplanc. which now lies near
thc curtiss hanRars. Tn. pontoons
VIII b" removed and others cap. bio of
the same lifting powers ana displac.-
hcnts VIII hc substituted.
tnrtiss contctuplat:s changing MA
torially Ia" bottom of th'. boat and tn"
formation Of tn" Tins. That don.. nc
SAYS, America viii DC :n tine ccndi-
ton 10 be taken out on hcr great adj
ventura
The times dispatch. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1903-1914, 1914-07-03
MEDIATION CONFERENCE
FOR MNI.I.l ENDS sESSrn>0

Niagara rails. Ont, July with
tho departure tonight OF Ambassador
Da CANA. OF Brazil; Minister Naon. OF
Argentina. and the American delaca-
lloH, thc ran American mediation con
terence convened to lind a solution or
the Mexican problem, formally ended
its sessions here.
Minister Suarcz. of Chile. and the
Hucrta delegates. Will leave tomorrow.
When and where the next meeting will
be held depends on General Carranza,
who Is consulting with his subordinate
tonstitutionalist chiefs about sending
delegates 10 u conference with tho
lfuertt delegates to select n new Pro-
Nisional President The lIuerta delo-
gates expect 10 remain in New York
until definite word is heard from the
constitutionaliSts.
In the meantime, media tiou has been
declared in indefinite recess Formal
notification OF the Invitation to Car
rama To send delegates, and his reply
was conveyed by the mcdiutors to the
American and Iiuerta commissioners in
an Identical note to-day. II sets forth
that there is no further need OF ses-
siona until the coustitutionalist dele
gates are appointed. The note declares
the International conflict settled. and
remarks:
"All that Is left to he done is 10 os-
tablish and organize a provisional gov
crnment in Mexico, a patriotic work
reserved exclusively to the two Mexi.
can DELEGATIONS"
The Huerta delegates replied to tbia
communication in separate notes, ono
expressing appreciation OF the efforts
OF the three mediators in bringing
about Il settlement of the international
conflict. the other addressed indirect
ly to the ConstitutionalistS. declaring
u desire TO discuss internal affairs with
them.
The times dispatch. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1903-1914, 1914-07-03
KILLS TRAIN ROBBER
Deputy Sheriff. Single Handed, Fights
GnuE of Dcsperad0cs.

.huE OF Temperatures.
Pcndleton, Oregon. July 2.-George
MacDuNey, deputy sheriff or iIeppner
oregon, fought a single handed battle
with train robbers In tho aisle of q
chair car nifty miles east Of hero to-
day. killing one and wounding another.
lie narrowly missed death himself
when his pocket comb. In tho upper left
hand vest pocket turned a bullet aimed
ut his heart. The car was on the
Oregon Washington railroad.
Tho dead man was Identified by an
inscription in his watch as Hugh Whit
ncy. a oespcrado. known for doprcda- :
tions In Montana. idaho and Wyoming.
His wounded companion and a third
robber We're trailed by posses They
got about 5000 from the express car
of the train. one diamond ring. valued
at 300. and 4 few dollars from pas
scngers.
The robbers board the train when
II slowed down to drop 4 helper en-
cine. They herdcd the crew into the
express ear. and finding no great re-
ward in the safe, decided to rob the
passengers.
\ request that women bc left un-
disturbed was agreed ii, aud ono
robber remained to guard tho crew.
Tho others. after robbinE several pas
songers. encountered MacDuffey.
After the shooting the wounded
bandit dragged himself back 10 the
express car. summoned his companions
and escaped. y quantity of explosives
WAS found near tho track.
The times dispatch. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1903-1914, 1914-07-03
DRINK LESS WHISKY
nut Americans Usc Moro Beer md
tignrcttcs ThnB In lrnr before.

Washington. july ..-Arnericans
drank loss whisky during the past
t""lNc months than they aid th" year
before. bu, they consumed more beer
aitG smoked more cigarettes.
liepor;s 10 the Commissioners OF In
ternhl Rcvenue. made public to-day.
showed that receipts for the fiscal
year just closed 'otaled SsGi,Uso less
Than for the previous year. and most
pt th'S decline Was due To the marked
decrease in taxes collected On distilled
spirits Detailed statements for the
ihonth of June are not yet available.
bui IN tho first eleven months OF the
ilScal year there Was decrease Of
l3.I3isJ7 IN tho income from the manu-
facture and sale Of distilled liquor. due
~ part 20 reduction ia til" number Of
Licenses. Estimates on June receipts
iniicated the total decline in distilled
liGuor taxes for twelve months viii
probably bc s5.2J0,000
Receipts from tobacco taxes showed
an approximate increase II s..so0,ooo
OYER last year. This gai,i Is due al
most entirely 10 "a phenomenal increa g
IN the cigarette trade The gain in
receipts from fermeuted liquor beer
ale and the like was about SS6opOU
The times dispatch. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1903-1914, 1914-07-03
MANN TO STEM T. R. TIDE
House Republican Lender Being Groom
cd for Presidential Nomination.
tu1 -. ha

Washington. July 2.-Represemta
tives James Il. Mann, of Chicago. Re
publican leader OF the House of Rep
resentatives. is being groomed by Re-
publican leaders in Washington for
the presidential nomination In 1916.
Cioak-room gossip sent the possibility
to the country, aud the returns have
proved satisfactory.
I'm the event of heavy Republican
gains In November. Mr.. Mann is TO be
the contender with Colonel Roosevelt.
House Republican organiza ton. Mir.
Mann is put forth as the one candi-
date most likely to stem the Roose
welt tide.
The times dispatch. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1903-1914, 1914-07-03
COMPROMISE PLAN PROPOSED
Wnr Department Would Improve Hnr-
bOr of beaufort. \. &

Washington. July "a compromise
plans Tor improving the harbor OF Beau
Tort. y. C., SO as to relieve shipping
congestion there, was proposed to the
House o-day by the War Department.
u would provide enlargement or the
ensuing turning basin or anchorage.
10 depth OF ten feet at mean low
water. at nm estimated first cost of
>1'.3po. with Sl.l00 II year for main
tenance. greater enlargement pre-
Nlousiy nal been asked by the depart
ment and refused by the House
The times dispatch. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1903-1914, 1914-07-03
w. A. GRAHAM CLARK NAMED
VIII Bc Commercial Agent of Depart
mcnt of Commerce In south.

Washington. July 2.--W. ~ Graham
Clark to-day was appointed by Secre-
tary Rcdheld to be commercial agent
Of the Department of Commerce for
the Southern States. Mr. Clark. who
has been connected with the depart
mcnt since its organization. and Is re-
eardcd as an expert on questions of the
cotton textile industry, will make his
headquarters at Atlanta, Ga. He will
be in charge of the departments in
vestigations for promotion Of commerce
in the territory from Virginia to
Louisiana inclusive
The times dispatch. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1903-1914, 1914-07-03
HIS REMARKS MISQUOTED
HrlEndicr-Gcpcrnl Evans Dcnie. He
CrltIcIActl / q mInIst Rtion In Spcca.E.


Washington. July 2.-Brigadicr-
General Robert *. Evans. temporarily
commanding tho eastern department
ot the army in u report 20 Secretary
Harrison to-day. dcu!cd ne criticized
the administration ia = speech in New
York last week. General Evans de-
|lared his remarks We're miSuuotcd In
reports which represented him AS hav-
ing said:
We need a large army. because with
our great variety OF interests are
naturally the most meddlesome nation
In the world
President Wilson called for an ox-
plana;iou from General Evans In his
letter to day General Evans said he
was spcaki inS Ntemporaueously. and
forwarded as nearly ~ lie could re-
member the remarks which he said
he actually inadc, and explained the
neaninS he intended to convey.
Secretary Garrison declined to make
public General Evanss letter lie Will
forward IL to the President. upon
whom further action depends
The times dispatch. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1903-1914, 1914-07-03
FAVORABLE TO THREE
Scnnf" Committee Approves Miller
ttamIcm md IlMr.IInc fnr u.n=.i

washington. July o-EavorIhia re
DOTS nn tnrc" of tho fvc Federal Re.
s"FH. Board nominations sent To ;h..
s"hai, by president Wilson were
9src"d on TO-DAY hy tho i:ankinS and
timc. action o'an''' ~, iS" ,S"' ~ IN sam,
,,,ho,nas -. Jones, Of Chicago. ana Paul
" ~; aromrg. OF New York. was de-
II was decided to invite MI. Jones
,Hp 40 appear before the committee on
~" names OF tdolph g. Miller. of
1';liinfhia' Charles II. HAulin. OF Mas
satil usrtts. and w. J.. - Harding. OF
~ ottna VIII he presented to the Sem
~" 10Y confirmation Immediately MIR
Jon.s was named "a defendant i'm AN
aantiirust suit against the Intcrnation;li
,'"i scs..r company, OF which he was
70 itNe ms own statcncn; as to his
Sot,hecuon with the company.
Acting Chairman Hitchcock. of rho
committee, said Mr.. Warburr proh
AMY would b. invited To appear later.
The times dispatch. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1903-1914, 1914-07-03
PEACE IS ARRANGED
IN SIGNED IsR0TOcny.

Mexico City. July ".-"Pcace between
Mexico and the United States was
definitely arranged yesterday in
protocol signed by the Mexican dele
gates at Niagara Falls. 1t is impos-
sible to give the details until the Mex
lean Senate has acted on the PROTOCOL
This statement was given out to-
day by Acting Foreign Minister Esteva
Ruiz. who added that the dignity and
sovereignty Of Mexico had been saved
II was believed the protocol would
be submitted TO the Senate tonight.
The times dispatch. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1903-1914, 1914-07-03
FOR UNITED METHODISM
fpworth Lcnsuc Pledges Members IN
Work Tor This Contamination.

. ""rk TOT THIS tOnSnmInnt tom
butalo. July 2.-ReSolutions ul,ar
inS the Epworth League to work for n
united Mcthodism North and south
We're adopted at several Of the Sec
tlonal meetings of tn. ninth inter
national convention here to-day
The resolutions read:
worth League in convention nssnnhird
~ BuffAlo does hereby nemorializn
tne Gehcral conference OF 1916 that
me iihal steps looking toward the
copal Church, North and south. he
taken ~ that general conference.
kesoived. that tho Epworth League.
Nortn, hereby pledges that fraternai
relationship and cooperation with the
Epworih League. South. which will
bring about successful contamination
of the said organic union"
The times dispatch. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1903-1914, 1914-07-03
CREATE SCENE IN COURT
Two Militnut SuHrnEctteS Sentenced
to Three Months imprisonment Each.


to Three Months imprisonment E.nch.
Carnarvon. Wales. July 1.-Two mil
liant sutTragetJcs. Gcorgina Lloyd and
Phyllis North. created Il scene to day
when brought up for trial at the Car
narvon Court on charges connected
with a window smashing campaign on
June = at Criccicth. in the constituency
OF Chancellor Of the ENchequer Lloyd
George.
The prisoners fought wildly. and the
efforts OF five wardenS were required
TO keep them in the prisoners enclo-
sure.
\ detective from Scotland Yard told
the court that Miss North was a mem
Der of the arson squad" which had
set fire to the pavilion i'll the botani-
cal gardens at Kew several months
ago. and that a short time since she
had inherited Il fortune of Sio0.000.
10th women were sentenced to three
months Imprisonment.
The times dispatch. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1903-1914, 1914-07-03
OFFERS ONLY SOLUTION
niII Ia Amend Irish Home Rule Meas
ILrc nrhMtcI In nniI.c of I.nr,ls.

London. July @.-Debatc in the House
Of Lords to-day Oh tho bill To amend
the Irish home rule bin was character
lied by general recognition on the part
OF Inionist Peers that some means Of
settlement must he found. and that the
amending bill offers the only solution
The Duke OF Abercorn, speaking to-
daC as an Ulster volunteer. said he
looked on the bill as the only loop
hole hc could see for the avoidance
OF u great calamity. The Marquis Of
l.ondondcrry, chairman Of tho Ulster
tntonist Council. said the hill Was q,
horrible one. hut he would support
IL to avoid civil war.
The Marquis of Salisbury announced
he would support the amending bill
liked it,
The Earl OF IIalsbury. once the most
irreconcilable of the die hards," said
the necessity OF making some sacri-
fees to avert civil war was urgent
The times dispatch. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1903-1914, 1914-07-03
Little chnn,c for y,,,.n,,

Washington, July 2.-Labor leaders
are seeking 4 special rule to permit
bringing UP the seamcns bill at this
session OF Congress. and several ma
tority mcinhcrs of the Rules Committee.
favor action. II has been pointed
out. however, that the administration
conservation bills will occuuy the
Houses time for several weeks and
that under the plans for early adjourn :
mcnt. little chance Is left for bringin.,
measure in the House C,hair,na u
iienry's telegram had not been received
ate to-day
The times dispatch. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1903-1914, 1914-07-03
NEW AGREEMENT SIGNED
Differences between International Pm
per Company and Employees Settled.

f1fHFrcHVFN HttUtrh InternntIOnnI Pn-
per Company and Employees settled.
months dispute. Representatives. NJ tbe
international Paper Company. which
employs between 5000 and 5000 men
IN thirty or more plants located in II
ana Canada and OF the committee rep
resentinS the employees unions. ar
rived at an amicable adjustment OF
differences to-day.
The conferces signed new agree
ment for one year 1t was said the
workers obtained several important
concessions. the most notable Of which
are Increased pay and method of adj
justinE grievances.
clause in the agreement makes il
mandatory on the employers and the
workers 10 settle by arbitration amy
dispute that may arise while the
agreement Is in force
The times dispatch. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1903-1914, 1914-07-03
BOTH REMANDED TO JAIL
Couple Charged with Giving Worthless
Checks In Paying Hotel Bills.

Louisville. Ky. July Charged with
giving worthless checks III payment
for three hotel bills. i. \. Adltisson.
thirty years old. who says lie is a trav-
cling salesman from Columbia, Tenn.
and Il woman, who says she is Mrs. IT..
j. Boltcr II trained nurse, OF Raleigh
~ C., were arraigned I'm Police Court
to-day. and their case continuedSdntii
July s. In default OF bona. both were
remanded to jail.
The times dispatch. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1903-1914, 1914-07-03
BUY NEW YORK CITY BONDS
Mig Corporations Secure Themselves
AEninst IInbiIIty Under NeM Inv

I"VtCIHI 10 IHc Z IWeS- DISpa tCh.
New York, July To secure them
selves against their liability under the
Workmens compensation law, which
went into effect on "Wednesday. large
corporations and construction com :
panies have been purchasing New
York City bonds and placing them with
the proper officials at Albany.
Investment bankers estimate that
about S10.000000 Of the bonds have
been purchased on this account in the
ihst week. These purchases have
caused n substantial fractional advance
in the price OF the bonds
The times dispatch. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1903-1914, 1914-07-03
TESTIMONY Is ALL IN
Jury. Which In Trying Malcolm Gff-
ford, Mny Gct Cnsc IO-DnY.

Albany. y. Y. July o-Testimony
in the Clute murder trial was closed
to-day without Malcolm Clifford. Jr..
tho defendant being called to the
stand, and tomorrow counsel for the
prosecution and the defense will de-
liver their closing argument The jury
may retire by nishtfall.
Little testimony was taken today
For the defense. Mrs. Samuel D. Glib
son. OF Troy. corroborated the story
told by her husband Yesterday that
clute's passenger on the night of the
killing was not Clifford
The times dispatch. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1903-1914, 1914-07-03
HENRY WANTS SPECIAL RULE
Only Why for Consideration OF Sen
ncm's I'LL Mt 'Ihls Scssion.

ncn's Dlil mt This session.
Waco. Texas. July 2-Congressman n
X l.. Henry. of Texas. chairman or tho
House Rules Committee. to-day wired
ActinE CHAIRMAN Fou suggesting that
special rule for consideration of the
seamens bill. The telegram was at
thc request of Samuel Gompers. who
10 get action on this hill at tho pres
cnt session without tho rule
The times dispatch. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1903-1914, 1914-07-03
ENVOY OF WILSON !
GOES TO SALT|LL0
John r. Sill;man Will Represent
United States at Temporary
Capital of Carranza. 4
WILL SEEK TO HEAL BREACH
Outlook Favorable for Satisfac-
tory Adjustment of Differences
Between Rebel Leaders.

Washington, July 2.-Fully instructx
cd as to the Washington governmental
attitude toward every phase of the
Mexican problem. John r. Silliinan Will
leave tomorrow for Saltillo to repre-
sent tho United States at the tempor,
airy capital OF General Carranxa, first
chief of the Constitutionallsts.
II Is understood Silliman goes vir.
tualiy as President Wilson'S persona1
agent to talk with the Constitutional
ist leader. TO lend a hand. if occasion
oHcrs, IN healing the Carrana-villa
break, aud, particularly. 10 further i'm
press OF the Constitu.ionalists the
urgent necessity Of early peace in Mex
'co through a provisional government
rs proposed at Niagara Falls.
SILLIMAN GLASSMATE
or WILSON At PRINCETON
Silliman. who was classnlato op
President Wilson at Princeton. is tho
regularly accredited vice and deputy
consul at Saltillo. lie returns Ia his
post. now General Carranza's head
quarters, under permission recently
gwen by General Huerta. few weeks
ago nc was a prisoner there. charged
nN iuerta officials with aiding their
e',HiieS' ana ms release was granted
only on condition that he leave Mexico
not to return
"niie the administration was ar
ranging for the vice-consul's depar-
tufc. consti'utionalist agents here
sun We're seeking to learn by tele-
Efaph what Was going on at Saltilio
Late tonight. il was said. no detinito
Information had come. 1t is said dif-
terences of opinion prevail among Con-
Stt'utiohalstS IN Washington as to
Whcthcr their first chief ever will con-
sent to deal with fIuerta. except on tho
battlefield
reports came to-day from Torreop
.na. t General villa was in conference
Win General Nillarcal. General Santos
Coy and several other Carranza COM
missioners. and that the outlook was
favorable for u satisfactory adiustmcnt
oi differences between Carranxn and
Villa.
The times dispatch. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1903-1914, 1914-07-03
STRIKERS WILL DECIDE
III. Iuf In LEI

he Put TO Referendum Vote.
ltttsburSh. Pa. July 2-Whether
they shall return to work will be nut
up squarcly TO the 10000 Westing-
mouse strikers in referendum vote
tomorrow.
committee Of strikers to-day call
ed on United States Senator rcnrose
OF pennsylvania. and asked him to
aid them in obtaining the use of Pitts
burGh's streets TO solicit funds. The
ScnAtor promised TO do whnt lie could.
The times dispatch. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1903-1914, 1914-07-03
no yIRG1NIA nEAcn wIruour cu.Nar

Via Norfolk and Western Halfway. Spe-
cial train viii leave Byrd Street Station $40
\. NJ. Saturday, July I, carrying coaches
through to Virginia Beach without change
or transfer. $l.oS round trip.
The times dispatch. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1903-1914, 1914-07-03
CONTINUED on Second PagcJ

JULY 4TH EXCURSION To WEST POINT.
wa Southern Halfway. 90 cents round trip
WV a. NJ. Beach Park now open.
The times dispatch. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1903-1914, 1914-07-03
BALTIMORE. JULY aTH.

Beautiful trip via York River and Chesa-
peake Bay. July and 1. 81 round trip. De-
ishttul sail.
The day book. [volume] (Chicago, Ill.) 1911-1917, 1914-03-07

Yonkers woman asks poice to find
her husband who, she says, washed,
ironed, scrubbed, pared potatoes,
cooked, never smoked, drank or stay
ed out late and was obedient. Bet
she's never thought of looking in the
lunatic asylum.