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The Parma herald. (Parma, Idaho) 1903-1917, 1914-05-07
Gets Right Twist
On Rheumatism
Makes Short Work Of Cleaning Out Your Entire
System-Aches and Pains 60 Fast.


them neutral and scatters those peculiar
formations in the nerve centers that
cause such mystifying and often banning
rheumatic pains
And best OF all this remarkable remedy
Is welcome TO the weakest stomach II
you have drugged yourself until ToNr
stomach Is nearly paralyzed. you will b
astonished TO ind that 5. 5. S gives no
sensation but goes right to work This IS
because it is pure vegetable infusion. Is
taken naturally into your blood just as
pure air is inhaled naturally into your
lungs
Get bottle of S. S. s today. and ask
for 5. s 5.
You may depend upon II that the store
that sells you what you ask for is = good
place TO trade Write to the Swift
Specific Co. goa Swift BIDS. Atlanta, Ca,
for their Book on rheumatism
The Parma herald. (Parma, Idaho) 1903-1917, 1914-05-07
NEVER LACKED FOR SOLDIERS
How japanese Forethouaht Supple
mented Military skill In the Great
Struggle With Russia.

Brig Gen Robert K Evans. say
the Army and Navy Journal, told OF
meeting. Just after the Russo-Japa-
nese war, a friend who had been q
military attache with Oyama's army
in the Manchurian campaign. and ask
ed him what had been the most str1k-
ing and noteworthy incident that
came 10 his notice during the war.
His reply was: Without doubt It was
this In the battle OF Mukden / no
ticed large body OF troops on the
field whose presence I could not &C
count for from any information in ny
possession rode over and inquired
who they were l was told. These are
the reserves sent from Japan TO take
the places OF the men who will be
killed and wounded in the next great
battle And there they were on tie
field while the battle was going on
This Is a most instructive incident
thought General Evans Here Oyams
lost IN E great battle q certain number
OF thousands OF men The next day
they were all replaced by an equa
number OF trained. instructed and
disciplined men The army was al
strong numerically as before the fight
It had probably gained IN efficiency b,
the practical experience OF the on
GERS and men who had been under mr.
and still remained in ranks.
The Parma herald. (Parma, Idaho) 1903-1917, 1914-05-07
IF YOUR SKIN ITCHES,
JUST USE RESINOL

The moment that Resinol Ointment
touches itching skin. the itching stops
and healing begins. That is why doc
tors have prescribed it successfully
for more than eighteen years In even
the severest cases of eczema, letter,
ringworm, rashes and other torment
ing, unsightly skin eruptions. Aided
by warm baths with Resinol Soap, Res
mol Ointment restores the skin to per-
feet health and comfort, quickly, easily
and at little cost.
You need never hesitate to use Resi-
mol. 1t contains absolutely nothing
that could injure the tenderest skin
even of tiny baby. All druggists
sell Resinol Ointment (50c and $1,000,
and Resinol Soap (25c).-Adv.
The Parma herald. (Parma, Idaho) 1903-1917, 1914-05-07

Vera Cruz, Mex - The refugees
from the capital who arrived here
from Puerto Mexico on board the
transport Hancock Saturday, and later
were transferred to the steamer Mon
terey. on board which they are 10 pro
coed to Galveston, said they had re-
eeived good treatment on the way
from the capital TO Puerto Mexico.
Their only suffering was due to heat.
1t was estimated that from 500 to SOC
Americans remained in the capital,
most of whom felt that they could not
leave their interests unprotected
The Parma herald. (Parma, Idaho) 1903-1917, 1914-05-07
At BIRTHPLACE OF DICKENS
Almost Shrine, Where Many Of tire
Hurryins Crowds Pause to
Do Reverence

A great siznboard partly covers the
little house where Charles Dickens
was born Charles Dickens Birth
place" It says. and all the hurrying
world entering old Portsmouth pzuses
TO look at it. The street, Commercial
road, might be q street IN any large
city. and the house f. no alien edirce
In the vista OF ugIiness- A hundred
years ago the trzfic may have been
quieter and the flowers IN the front
gardens not quite 80 dusty century
leads IA back such q very long road
In the spring Of 1872 We picture Mrs
John Dickens. wife OF the humble
clerk in the navy pay Office, bringing
her baby boy-her first son-to the
small windows for q glimpse Of the
London stage coach bound for the
Portsmouth dockyard. Little did the
tired mother think as she held him
there that his life would one day az
feet some Of the passengers on the
coach. the people who walked or rode
In the street, the thousands going
about their business IN Portsmouth
and the tens OF thousands upon thous-
81 81 cfrE me GUILTY. NAOcfr-
made so many men laugh and weep az
Dtckens2 What pen has opened the
doors into as many nvesz No heart
has every been closer TO the facts Of
human life than that OF the beard
less boy who shyly winked at his sam
Weller and sent him forth with laugh
ter that was to blow into gale or
WelieT's footsteps they come. those
common and Jet uncommon types n
drew forth from the bone and sineV
Of Great Britain The boy born II
Commercial road was TO be the apps
tie OF everyday people. and the multi
tude OF tradesmen he wrote OF voul'
make trades directory.-Thl
Ladies' World.
The Parma herald. (Parma, Idaho) 1903-1917, 1914-05-07
Eorcs Of Capitalization.

The experiments OF Becker and Day
on the linear force exerted By grow
ing crystals have brought out interest.
ing facts. They found that CRYSTALS
OF alum are able to form IN q saturat-
ed solution In opposition TO the pres
sure OF q heavy weight which they
must lift This linear force OF grow
ing crystals is OF geologic Importance.
for Il has been found that pyTitic erys-
tails formed in slate rock are able 10
drive apart the laminae OF the rock
without any percepible reformation
u the crystals.-Harper' Weekly.
The Parma herald. (Parma, Idaho) 1903-1917, 1914-05-07

The little Brztenahl boy visited his
uncle. who lives away out In the coun-
try. Uncle is 2 devout man; q pillar
Of the church and breeder OF fine
horses And upon a certain pretty
colt did our little friend cast his eye
With admiration and covetousness-
Uncle Samuel" he said. viii you
please give me that coltz"
Why, no, Harold" answered the
uncle. I can't give you that colt Do
you want a colt very bzdlyz"
I'D rather have q colt than any
thing IN the world"
Well. II you want z colt that much
you ought 10 pray for IL When want
a thing very badly pray for IL and
Il comes 10 me-"
Honest. UncIez Wei. III tell you
you give me this colt and then you
pray for another one."-CleveIznd
Plain Dealer
The Parma herald. (Parma, Idaho) 1903-1917, 1914-05-07
Food Commissioners Score
Baking Pol1der PeddIers

Salt Lake City.=Food commission
ers Of the Northwest, in conference in
this city, went deeply into the question
of adulterated baking powders, scoring
especially those powders containing
albumen, or white of egg, in dried and
powdered form This ingredient, it is
claimed, enables agents and demon
strators to make brilliant and, to the
uninitiated, highly effective test Of
the various powders by dissolving
them in water.
The following ruling was promul-
gated by the conference:
1.-The essential elements of baking
powder are the leavening agents and
the necessary filler to prevent accum-
ulation of moisture and consequent de-
terioration- Albumen or white of egg
has no leavening power in the quantity
used, and it performs no legitimate
function in the consumption of the
baking powder. 1t is added simply
for the purpose of deception, to make
the product appear better and Of great
er value than it really is, and consti-
tutes an inert ingredient substituted
in part for the proper ingredients Of q
baking powder. The powder, there
fore, which contains egg albumen is
deemed to be adulterated under the
law"
James H. Wallis,
State Dairy, Food and Sanitary In
spector of Idaho.
W. F. Cogswell,
Secretary of State Board Of Health Of
Montana, in charge Of the enforce
ment of the Food and Drug act
Heber c. Smith,
Acting State Dairy and Food Com
missioner of Utah
j. D. Mickle,
State Food and Dairy Commissioner
, of Oregon
I'VE agree with the ruling promul
gated by the commissioners of Idaho
Montana, Utah and Oregon prohibit
ing the sale of baking powders con
!, tanning egg albumen, for the reasons
stated by them, and would join then
in the prohibition if such action coulC
be taken under our state laws W.
regret the adulteration clause of on
laws does not afford the same protec
tion to our consumers against sucl
fraudulent products, and trust that thu
Federal law will be amended to forbi'
! the interstate shipment of such baking
powders"
4 Maurice erosion.
State Dairy, Food and Oil Commits
sioner of Wyoming.
Sanford c. Dinsmore.
State Food and Drug COMMISSIONS
of Nevada
The Parma herald. (Parma, Idaho) 1903-1917, 1914-05-07
RUINED joke on Inspeetor.

This curious incident comes from
Suhr. Switzerland: An inspector Of
schools. without any previous warn
ing. visited the village school and
found the elderly teacher asleep al
his desk and the children departed.
having apparently taken French leave.
To give the teacher a great surprise
and bad quarter Of an hour, the in
spector decided to wait until he
awoke, and seated himself on a bench
in front OF the culprit- The hours
passed and the inspector himself
went 10 sleep The teacher. on awak.
ening and seeing who was sleeping
before him. quietly left the school for
home Without entering the school
room the concierge locked up the
school and the slumbering Inspector
Several hours later the conciergs
heard great noise and. arming him
self. opened the door. and was greatly
surprised to find the angry inspector
before him
The Parma herald. (Parma, Idaho) 1903-1917, 1914-05-07
Oklahoma Flood Takes
NelD Railroad Bridge

Bridgeport, Okla - Three men are
reported missing and three others are
marooned in tree tops in the roaring
current of the Canadian river here as
the result of a flood which carried
away the new SIPS, 900 steel bridge of
the Chicago, Rock Island & Pacific
Heavy damage was caused in the. val
ley Of the river.
Low lands are flooded and hundreds
of families have abandoned their
homes.
A wall of water Is feet high came
down the river and this was followed
by successive rises until the stream
was flowing a half mile wide.
Six men were on the railway bridge
when it fell. Three of them were moi
identified
The Parma herald. (Parma, Idaho) 1903-1917, 1914-05-07

with 8 severe case OF organic weakness
l had becksehe. pains in my hips and
over ny kidneys. headache, dizziness.
lsssitu6e. had no energy, limbs aehed
and was always tired Twas hardly
able 10 do ny ho1sework- had taken
Lydis { Pinkhzm's Vegetable Com
pound on one other occasion. and it had
hslped ne 50 took it again and it has
built ne I'D, until now feel Ike new
woman You have my hezrty consent
70 use my name and testimonial in any
way and 1 hope it VIII benefit suffering
women. Mrs ORPHA TURNER, 81 s
Wayne St. PiGua. Ohio
Women who sre suffering from those
distressing ills peculiar 70 their sex
should not doubt the sbility OF Lydia Z
Pinkhan's Vegetable Compound to re-
store their health
If YOU want special advice
write TO Lydia E Pinkham Med
ieine Co.. (eonfidential) Lynn,
Mass. Your letter viii be opened.
read and answered by n woman
and held in strict confidence
The Parma herald. (Parma, Idaho) 1903-1917, 1914-05-07
Ariators Seek Mexieans.

Washington. D. C.-No trace of
Mexican soldiers in the country sur
rounding Vera Cruz was observed by
Navy aviators who engaged in scout
work over the city and environs Wed
nesdsy. according to dispatches from
Admiral Badger to the Navy depart
ment. '.Avistors BellingeT and SSuf-
ley" the message said. made scout
flight of one hour and 40 minutes az
sn altitude of 5000 feet They COW
cred the territory reaching 10 miles
west. Is miles north and - miles
south of the port. :"
The Parma herald. (Parma, Idaho) 1903-1917, 1914-05-07

Many a rheumatic sufferer has been TO
the drug store for bottle OF S. S. 5. and
been handed something claimed TO be
.Just as good" Truly. TO ask for bread
and be given a stone is stin in practice
n you are troubled with rheumatism in
any form be sure to use S. s s and note
Its wonderful influence
s. S. S. has the peculiar action Of soak
eng through the intestines directly into
the blood. In I'VE minutes its influence is
at work in every artery. vein and tiny
capillary Every membrane. every organ
OF the body. every emunctory becomes In
effect filter 10 strain the blood OF I'M
pnrities. The stimulating properties OF s
S. S. compel the skin. liver. bowels. kid
neys. bladder to all work TO the one end
OF casting out every irritating. every pain
in1icting atom OF poison: IL dislodses by
irrigation all Accommodations In the joints.
causes acid accrcuons TO disolyes renders
The Parma herald. (Parma, Idaho) 1903-1917, 1914-05-07
DAMAGED Goods.

Mr.. Cooke had occasion to stop in
a small town at the luncheon hour
and went into restaurant to eat
He ordered steak and valiantly tried
to partake of it with the implements
at his command, but neither knife nor
fork had any apparent effect on it,
Finally he called the waiter to his
side.
you'll have to take this steak back
and bring me another piece" said Mr..
Cooke.
The waiter eyed the steak narrowly
and then shook his head.
Il can't do that, sir" he replied,
II can't take it back for you've bent
It"
The Parma herald. (Parma, Idaho) 1903-1917, 1914-05-07
Rebels Control Sonora.

Douglas. Ariz- - Constitutionslist
representatives here received q tele-
gram from Colonel P. Elias Gales in
command of the gsrrisons in Sonora,
stating that good order is being main
tanned in sll portions of Sonora and
that the eonstitutionalists have the
situation well in hand.
]. 7. 7. Paxton. British vice consul
here, has been assured by telegraph by
Acting Secretary of Foreign Affairs
Fsbela. of CzrrSnIs's cabinet, that the
lives and property Of British subjects
in Sonors viii be protected.
The Parma herald. (Parma, Idaho) 1903-1917, 1914-05-07
couIdn,t Find the Place.

A very small man-not only small
as to stature, but lacking also in
width OF beam-sat is a street car
until he became tightly wedged in
from both sides. Then there entered
the car large. handsome woman, up
holstered to the minute. She took the
strap in front of the small man and
was hanging to it in discomfort when
the small man arose with a flourish OF
politeness and touched her on the
arm.
take my seat, madam" he said,
with a bow and a smile.
"Oh, thank you very much" she re
piled and turned toward the seat.
Then. smiling genially, she asked f:
Where did you get up from? '-
Chicago News.
The Parma herald. (Parma, Idaho) 1903-1917, 1914-05-07
Huerfu Minister Resians

Mexico City-Jose Lopez Portillo y
Rojss. Mexican foreign minister, re
signed Saturday. EsteTs Ruiz, under
secretary to the foreign Office, also re-
signed. A proposition made by the
foreign minister 10 send an official
commission 10 Washington to help ar
range the difficulties between the Uni
ted States was rejected at cabinet
meeting. According TO the federal
rules. President Huerta has dictated
an order prohibiting commerce with
the United States All cargOes from
the United States viii be eonfscated.
The Parma herald. (Parma, Idaho) 1903-1917, 1914-05-07
Canal to Open May II.

Panama - Plans are being matured
under the instructions of Governor
Goethals to put a Panama railroad
steamer through the canal not later
than May II, with the approval of the
Secretary of War Garrison
At the same time cargo steamer
also will go through. and after that
the canal viii be open for so much
traffic as the work on the Cucaraeha
slide will permit.
This means the informal opening of
the canal at a much earlier date than
had been anticipated.
The Parma herald. (Parma, Idaho) 1903-1917, 1914-05-07
Colonel Thanks Brazil.

Rio De Janeiro, Theodore
Roosevelt has sent a dispatch from
Manaos to DR.. Lauro Muller, the Bra
lillian minister of foreign affairs.
thanking him and the Brazilian gov
eminent for its solicitude during his
stay in South America Col. Roosevelt
says: The journey was one of hard
ships, and, at times dangerous. but it
was successful. For S5 days we strug-
gled with the rapids of the river; for
4s days we were out of sight of human
habitations. We followed the course
of the river for more than 900 miles. -
The Parma herald. (Parma, Idaho) 1903-1917, 1914-05-07
Rare Turtle "Kinq,s- Menu.

Stockton, Cal.-Chsrley Why, the
San Joaquin potato king. enjoyed re-
Gently the most expensive turtle on
the market. 1t was the sole survivor
of IL which Why had shipped to him
from China. the others dying enroute.
The turtle was of an unusual variety
and hard to get. Cinnamon in the
United States who feel able to indulge
in this delicscy often have to wait =
year before their order can be filed.
The duty on Why's turtle was IS.
The Parma herald. (Parma, Idaho) 1903-1917, 1914-05-07

The women are IN such s hur1
these DAYS TO set 20 their clubs that
they are rather careless IN wr2ppins
ND their family washing which goes &c
the laundry. Such articles as combs
brushes. shoe-huttoners. pocket knives,
dishes and many other articles are
quite ordinary finds In family wash
fngs. Recently an Erie l2undryuan
rolled q poodle dog out OF = family
washing. Last week lie found an
alarm clock.-Ksnszs City Journal
The Parma herald. (Parma, Idaho) 1903-1917, 1914-05-07
Vest Coast Being Cleared.

Nogsles, Ariz- - The west coast Of
Mexico is rapidly being cleared of
Americans. One hundred and fifty
American refugees arrived Wednesday
from points south of Hermosillo.
Many of the refugees, which included
women and children. are railroad Off
cials and mining men who had taken
up permanent residence in Mexico
Another train bringing Americans
from Culiacan and from the Iaqui
River valley, southeast Of Guaymas,
was expected later.
The Parma herald. (Parma, Idaho) 1903-1917, 1914-05-07

well and hearty and weigh about 200
pounds / feel very grateful that
found Dodds Kidney Pills and you may
publish this letter If you wish ! am
serving my third term as Probate
Judge OF Gray Co Yours truly.
PHILIP MILLER Cimarron- Kan
Correspond with Judge Miller about
this wonderful remedy
Dodds Kidney Pills. soc per box at
your dealer or Dodds Medicine Co,
Buffalo. y. Y Write for Household
Hints. also music OF National Anthem
English and German ~ords) and re-
cipes for dainty dishes AL sent free
Adv
The Parma herald. (Parma, Idaho) 1903-1917, 1914-05-07
Gruin Tnspecfor Beaten.

Washington. D. C--By vote of 81
TO 20 the senate defeated the bill Of
Senator McCumber providing for the
Federal inspection and grading Of
grain entering into interstate COM
msrce. and designed to secure uni
fornity in standards and classification
Of grain. The bill has been before
the senate for more than s year and
has oeen the subject of much discus
sion in the last few weeks
The Parma herald. (Parma, Idaho) 1903-1917, 1914-05-07

LOWcF EOuCdliOUs
OF a certain bishop the following
anecdote is told:
While presiding over a conference a
speaker began a TRADE against the
universities and education. expressing
thankfulness that he had never been
corrupted by contact with college.
After proceeding for a few minutes
the bishop interrupted with the ques-
ton:
DO l understand that Mr.. x is
thankful for his ignorance?"
well, yes" was the answer; you
can put it that way if you like"
well, all have to say said the
prelate, in sweet and musical tones,
'all l have to say is that Mr.. X
has much to be thankful for."-Chi-
cago News.
The Parma herald. (Parma, Idaho) 1903-1917, 1914-05-07
Coionists Are Driren Out.

Douglas. Ariz.-Thirty members of
the Mormon colony at Colonia Morales.
90 miles southeast of here, have ar
rived here overland According to
Frank Haymore, one of the party. a
party of Mexicans called on the few
colonists who still remained at their
homes and told them that if they wish
ed to avoid trouble they had better
leave at once. The colonists were
compelled to leave behind everything
they could not crowd into their wag-
orS
The Parma herald. (Parma, Idaho) 1903-1917, 1914-05-07
A Case of Lese Majestic.

Not long ago DeWolf Hopper. the
actor, was selecting a hat in we'll
known Fifth. avenue shop. His own
hat removed. he stood holding two
others. trying to decide which to buy
At this moment a young man OF the
overdressed, would-be swagger type
entered the store and mistaking Mr..
Hopper for salesman drawled at him
in an affected and peculiarly irritating
tone:
MY hat doesn't fit, my good man y
Before replying Mr.. Hopper quite
deliberately inspected the speaker
from head to toe. Then, turning
away, he said sweetiy:
Neither does your coat, my boy
Everybody's Magazine.
The Parma herald. (Parma, Idaho) 1903-1917, 1914-05-07

Cooperation of state and
federal authorities in an effort TO com
promise conditions in the Colorado
stike zone marked developments Sat
urday, the second OF federal interven-
ton in the industrial war Regular
troops occupied the Trinidad. Fremont
county and Walsenburg districts and
state troops are still in service at Lud-
low and in the northern coal fields
At the direction of Major HolbrOok.
additional state troops were sent from
Ludlow to Aguilar- The action of
Secretary Garrison in granting the
request OF Major Holbrook and Cover
nor AmmOns for more federal troops,
announced late Saturday, has served &c
allay uneasiness in quarters where il
was feared the quota of regular sold
iers would not be sufficient TO maintain
order.
The Parma herald. (Parma, Idaho) 1903-1917, 1914-05-07

Here sir" said the antique dealer.
displaying huge sword to a clerical
looking collector, ever see anything
more interesting than that? That's
Balaam's sword"
But, my good man, that can not
be-" said the dominic. BALKAN never
had a sword. He only wished for
one"
quite right, sir" said the dealer,
this is the one he wished for."-Chi-
cago News
The Parma herald. (Parma, Idaho) 1903-1917, 1914-05-07
CenfruI -America Is Refnqe.

New Orleans Many Americans are
getting out OF Mexico into Central
America. according to W. C. Albers.
who arrived from TegueigalpS. Hon
durss- Mr.. Albers is \ consulting en-
gineer in the employ Of = New York
firm He said Americans had told him
that foreigners in Southern Mexico
were in great danger. snd that msny
were leaving IS quickly as they could
The Parma herald. (Parma, Idaho) 1903-1917, 1914-05-07

Plnkham 5 ' ege1r
BE Compound the
praise it deserves
for / have taken il
at different tine<
and it always re.
ieved me wher
other medicines
failed, and when 1
hear 8 woman com
plain l always re-
ommsnd itLsstwin
ter / wss sttzcked
The Parma herald. (Parma, Idaho) 1903-1917, 1914-05-07

ny breath was
short and I had
chilIs and back
ache 1 took the
pills about q year
ago and have had
no return OF the
palpitations Am
nov IS years old
able 10 do lots or
manual Ieh0r am
The Parma herald. (Parma, Idaho) 1903-1917, 1914-05-07
QuddrupIe Military Force
In Colorado Strike Zone

Washington, D. C.-Orders to quad
ripple the force of Federal cavalry in
the Colorado coal strike region went
from the War department late Satur-
day night
The entire Eleventh regiment from
Fort Oglethorpe, Ga, and two troops
of the Twelfth from Fort Robinson.
Neb-. were ordered to proceed to the
scene at once, Colonel James LOckett,
of the Eleventh, to take supreme COM
mand of the situation
The Parma herald. (Parma, Idaho) 1903-1917, 1914-05-07
APE vou coNsrIpArep7

Wright's Indian Vegetable Pills have
proved their worth for 75 years. Test them
yourself now. Send for sample to 372 Pearl
3d. New York Adv.
The Parma herald. (Parma, Idaho) 1903-1917, 1914-05-07

In one of the cities captured by the
Servians in the Balkan war the cleo
trio lighting system had not been
completed and the task has been fin
ished by the conquering army's en-
gineers.
The Parma herald. (Parma, Idaho) 1903-1917, 1914-05-07

Cows in Belgium wear earrings The
law requires that when a COW has at
tanned the age OF months it shall
have in its ear a ring 10 which is at
tached a numbered metal tag for tax
alton PURPOSES
The Parma herald. (Parma, Idaho) 1903-1917, 1914-05-07

Grannie-Why should l take anoth-
er chair, Gerald? Don't you think Pm
comfortable here?
Gerald-Yes, Gran'ma; but I'm
afraid my little kitten isn't-she's
there, too.-London Opinion.