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Atlanta Georgian. [volume] (Atlanta, Ga.) 1912-1939, 1914-03-30
Up-to-Date Jokes

Bean" his brother, John, who had
lived on the Continent. and has
charming manners. was called
French Bean, and the third Charles,
who was OF melancholy and retiring
temperament and finally died, was
dubbed Has Been"
MY work remarked the bald
headed dentist, is so painless that my
patients often fall asleep in the chair
while | am operating"
Huh. that's nothing" retorted his
rival. MY patients nearly all insist
on having their pictures taken while
am at work. in order to catch the
expression Of delight on their faces"
There IL in circulation yet another
genial story about the canny Scot. \
Caledonian chieftain won a million
pins in a penny raffie at a bazaar.
Three days later he called, very wan
and weary Of aspect.
See here" he said 10 the bazaar
secretary, I've counted them. They're
three short!"
Atlanta Georgian. [volume] (Atlanta, Ga.) 1912-1939, 1914-03-30
Out On Balcony,

! don't know why I took so much
pains with my dress that night. |
did not expect to see Martin again.
was sending him away from me. Yet
never before had l dressed myself
with so much care. | put on the soft
white satin gown which was made
for me in Cairo. string of pearls
over my hair, and another a tight
one) about my neck.
Martin was waiting for me in the
houdolr. and to my surprise he had
dressed. too, but, except that he wore
a soft silk shirt, did not know what
he was wearing. or whether he looked
handsome or not. because it was Mar
tin and that was all that mattered
to me.
am sure my footstep was light as
I entered the room. for ! was shod
In white satin slippers, but Martin
heard it. and | saw his eyes fiutter-
ing as he looked at me. and said
something sweet about A silvery fir
tree with it's little dark head against
the sky
ITS to be a truce, isn't it?" he
asked.
Yes. a truce" I answered, which
meant that as this was to be our last
evening together all painful subjects
were to be put aside.
Before we sat down TO eat he took
me out on to the balcony to look at
the sea, for though there was no rain
flashes of sheet lightning with low
rumbHng Of distant thunder lit up
the water for a moment with visions
of heavenly beauty, and then were
devoured by the grim and greedy
darkness.
During dinner we kept faith with
each other. In order to avoid the one
subject that was uppermost in both
our minds. we played at being chill
dren, and pretended it was the day we
sailed to st. Mary's Rock
Thinking back to that time, and all
the incidents which he had thought
so heroic and ! so tragic, We dropped
into the vernacular and l called him
boy" and he called me "bogh mill
ish." and at every racy word that
came up from the forgotten cells Of
our brains we shrieked with laugh
ter.
To Be Continued To. morrow.
Atlanta Georgian. [volume] (Atlanta, Ga.) 1912-1939, 1914-03-30
NO WONDER
SHE is CLAD
Only a Short Time Ago, Was
Unable to Stand and Out
of Heart; Now Walks
Two Miles Easily,

Rosedale. Okla-"T am almost IN
able TO describe what used to be my
suffering" says Mrs, Becker Barrett
of this town Il suffered so for over
two wears with womanly troubles,
and had such pains that I was unable
to stand on my feet.
ut seemed that could not be help
ed. and thought my only chance was
an operation.
o1 took different medicines. but
found no relief. and got out OF heart
"At last, | commenced to use Car
dui. the woman's tonic, and am glad
to saw that am very much better /
have taken five bottles of Cardui' and
I can do my work all right-all my
housework-and can walk two miles
at a time, easily.
81 feel like a new woman VIII
always recommend Cardui to all SICK
and suffering women, for know that
Cardui saved my life.
Cardui has proven itself to be an
ideal tonic for women,
It is composed entirely Of harmless
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GAM helping to strengthen the
muscles and nerves, and to build
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Atlanta Georgian. [volume] (Atlanta, Ga.) 1912-1939, 1914-03-30
TO-DAY'S INSTALLMENT.
Sixty eighth Chapter.

AWOKE on Wednesday morning in
a kind of spiritual and physical
fever. Every conflicting emotion
which a woman can experience in the
cruel battle between her religion and
her love seemed to flood body and
soul-joy, pain, pride. shame, fear.
rapture-so that l determined mot
without cause) to make excuse of a
headache to stay in bed
Although 1t was the last day Of
Martins visit, and I charged myself
with the discourtesy of neglecting
him, as well as the folly of losing the
few remaining hours Of his company,
I thought I could not without danger
meet him again,
was afraid of him, but I was still
more afraid OF myself
Recalling my last sight Of his face
as he ran out of the house, and know
ing well the desire of my own heart.
I felt that if I spent another day in
his company it would be impossible to
say what might happen.
First Love Letter.
As a result of this riot Of emotions
I resolved to remain all day in my
room, and toward evening to send out
a letter bidding him good bye ami
good luck II would be a cold end 10
a long friendship, and my heart was
Atlanta Georgian. [volume] (Atlanta, Ga.) 1912-1939, 1914-03-30

BY FRANCES L. GA7slDE.
VTTHY. Mother. does Mrs Jirks
w boast of her se-f-conro'
She claims, MY Chld, thai
when she receives a telegram she
opens it with no more concern than
she feels In oIening can OF aorn
What, Mother, is meant when "om-
en- say Of another woman that she
has hypnotic powers?
It is their way. Little one ~ de-
claring that it was never her looks
that won for her
What, NJ 1ther, is a Nemesis
II Is that, My Dear which every
woman becomes to man after he
has told her ne loves her
Does a man. Mother ever take bis
wife into his confidence
Always My Child. when he is not
making money.
Atlanta Georgian. [volume] (Atlanta, Ga.) 1912-1939, 1914-03-30

An old Wee Free" woman was
walking to church in Scotland with
her family. The Church Of Scotland
minister rode past at a tremendous
rate, and the old lady said to her
children:
"siccsn a wey to be ridin', and this
the Sawbath day! Aweel, aweel a
guild man is marcifu' to his beast"
Shortly afterward the Wee Free
minister rode past just as furiously,
but she changed her tone.
All, there ne goes" she cried,
there he goes the Lord bless him!
Puir man, his hearts in his work, an
he's eager to b. at it,"
Miss Cameron Taylor in her book
on her father, Sir A. Taylor, relates
an amusing exampll Of the British
habit OF onferring nicknames.
In the Puniab service. We are told.
were three brothers named Bean. one
Of these Leonard, who was OF sub
stantial build. was known as Broad
Atlanta Georgian. [volume] (Atlanta, Ga.) 1912-1939, 1914-03-30

can drink it all amt the man that Is
in demand any more, except for
successful wine agent"
Il know that, George" said the
Manicure Lady, and the old gent
knows il, too. and ! often hear him
say that he amt proud OF the ca
pacity that made him the monarch Of
hts crew But ! started out to .ell
you tine reason that Wilfred got
started on the primrose path of al
lance last night. One OF the authors
was telling how Lord Byron used 10
belong to q club Of hard drinkers,
and every one Of them had a empty
skull to drink their drinks out Of
They was a pretty fast, wicked set,
this author said, and 8 Wilfred has
always been a kind of bug on Byron
he started right in going to the wine
at the banquet The only difference
was that he mad to drink it out of a
glass instead Of a empty skull, though
goodness knows his own skull IS
empty enough He was one sick boy
this morning, let me tell you. | guess
| he will eat most Of his evening men.s
to home for some time TO come"
u wonder why It is that so many
authors drink?" said the Head Bar
Der 81 knew fellow once that was
a reporter on big paper here, ami
he certainly had steady habits. He
was drinking all the time"
u guess they don't Crink as much
as some people say they do said
the Manicure Lady In the old days
it was about all the authors had to
do when they wasn't Writing, but nov
there is a lot Of them that plays golf
and pinochle I guess the world -
getting kind Of ready 10 swear off on
Atlanta Georgian. [volume] (Atlanta, Ga.) 1912-1939, 1914-03-30

that he flowers were from Martin, anil
that he had told her not to say so.
What's he doing now" asked
Writing a letter" said Price, and
judging by the times he has torn It
up and started again and wiped his
forehead, ii must be a tough job,
can tell YOU"
I thought | knew whom the lette.
was meant for, and etore luncheon il
came up TO me.
1t was the first love letter ! had
ever had from Martin, ant it melted
me like wax over candle ! have
it still. and though Martin is such a
great man now am tempted to COPY
1t out just as it was written with i'll
its appearance of irreverence (none
am sure, was intended, and even
its bad spelling, for without that Il
would not he Msrtin-my boy who
could never learn his lessons.
Dear Mary am destroyed 10
here how III you are, and when l
think it's my fault | am ready to
kick myself
Don't worry about what ! was
saying last night was mad to
think what might happen to you
while I should be down there, but
I've been thinking ii over since
and I've come to the conclusion
that if there is anything to God
He can be trusted to look after
you without any help from me- so
when we meet again before | go
away We'll never say another
word on the subject-that's A
promise.
l can't go until your better.
though; so I'm Just sending the
iaunting car into town with
telegram to London telling them
to postpone the expedision on ac-
count of illness, and if they think
it's mine it won't matter because
it's something worse.
But If you are really a bit bet
ter. as your maid says, you might
come to the window and wave
your hand TO me, and l shall be
as happy as sand boy. Yours,
MART.
To this letter forgetting my for
mer fears) I returned an immediate
verbal reply, saying | was getting
better rapidly and hoped to be up to
dinner. so he must not send that tele-
gram to London on my account, see
ing that nobody knew what was going
to happen and everything was in the
hands of God,
Price took my message with a
knowing smile at the corner Of her
mouth. and a few minutes afterward
! heard Martin laughing with Tommy
the Mate at the other end of the
lawn
Atlanta Georgian. [volume] (Atlanta, Ga.) 1912-1939, 1914-03-30
He Knows.
The Manicure Lady
''NV w
BY WILLIAM F. KIRK.

wv breakfast this morning.
said the Manicure Larry.
He was to a authors banquet last
night. How ever he horned into that
banquet is more than I know. because
he amt fitted for that kind of goinS,
not being much of author and hav-
ing such weak stomach that he
can't eat late at night But he went,
anyhow. and got home at 3 o'clock
this morning. He woke all OF us up
singing. Believe Me II All Those En-
dearing Young Charms, and ! guess
from the way he tumbled into be
he had been packing away some %
that wine that biteth like a serpent
and stingeth like a adding machine"
He has to SOW his wild oats.
suppose" remarked the Head Bar
Der
That expression and that excuse
always gives me pain" declared the
Manicure Lady, Every time a fool
boy goes out and overplays himself
by taking a few sips of Intoxicating
LIQUID the folks nod their heads and
say, He is sowing his wild oats You
bet that excuse don't go with father.
You ought TO have saw him look At
Wilfred this morning when he told
Pa he was sowing his wild oats. The
old gent told him that none of tine
young boys of Wilfred's set knc "
what Wild oats was Father was
brough UP IN rough school
George fnd he amt got no patience
with tho young crop. because thcv
don't shuw no real speed and make
out that getting III once month at
a banquet is going to the dogs"
1T is st as well that the young
boys now amt such rough sailors, -
said the Head Barber Times Is
changing. anyhow, and tho man that
Atlanta Georgian. [volume] (Atlanta, Ga.) 1912-1939, 1914-03-30

The Green Stocking" Girl
BY BEATRICE FAIRFAX.

of youth which attracted each to the
other have forever fed. They know,
the parents know. and. alas, even the
older sisters know, that marriage is
no longer the common lot; but is be-
coming every day more uncommon.
He knows and she knows and the
old gray world knows that Love is
too precious to be put aside because.
| perchance, there remains an older
sister 10 whom the story has never
been told, or whose ears have been
sealed by fashionable skepticism to
the sweetness of the tale And so,
when Love comes to them, they well
come it, and the parents welcome 1t,
and the older sisters will welcome II
It their hearts are still sweet, and no
one remembers that many years ago
If such a thing happened all the older
sisters would have to wear green
stockings as a mark of disgrace.
A Strange Objection.
knowing all this, how surprising
the predicament of a young man of %
who writes me that he has been
keeping company for five years with a
girl four years his junior: that he is
in position financially to marry, they
love each other and the girls mother
objects because an older sister is left
unWed!
If this Is the only objection, marry,
and make no delay in getting mar
RED. You will show little apprecia-
ton Of the happiness that has been
put within your reach II you let an
obstacle Ike this stand in your way.
Green stockings, my dear young
man, are no longer worn.
Atlanta Georgian. [volume] (Atlanta, Ga.) 1912-1939, 1914-03-30

a GREAT many years ago, wher
~ there was a lad for every las
sic, girls began in the playtime
OF their youth to prepare a store OF
household linen, for no girl was left
uncourted after she had reached Is.
One after the other of the daugh-
tiers in a family stepped forward in
mathematical precision. and was
promptly matched and dispatched
and 1t almost never happened that
the swain who came Accounting look =
Cd beyond the oldest daughter of the
house at her youngest sstre.
She was kept in the background un
til her elder sister was married off.
because her oldest sister always mar
ried first. There was no doubt it would
happen: il was as assured she would
marry first as that the oldest tree In
the forest Is the first to fall
Conditions have changed There
may still he a lad for every lassie,
but lads have grown more wary in
the disposition OF their precious per-
sonages. and lassies have grown more
skeptical than the masculine person
age is precious. and also more indie
pendent. Under the new dispensation,
the man who comes counting picks
out the girl he loves. and there is no
gainsaying him. though there may be
ten older sisters left hanging on the
parent tree.
He Knows.
He knows. and his sweetheart
knows. that II they sit down and wait
till every Older daughter is married
off. they may be waiting when their
locks are whitened, and the charms
Atlanta Georgian. [volume] (Atlanta, Ga.) 1912-1939, 1914-03-30
THE WOMAN THOU
GAVEST ME By HALL GAME
The Greatest Story of the Twentieth Century

Copyright. 1912. by Hearst's Magazine.
Copyright. 1918. by Hearst Magazine.
Copyright in Great Britain. Copyright,
1913. by ]. B. Lippincott Company.
Atlanta Georgian. [volume] (Atlanta, Ga.) 1912-1939, 1914-03-30

TTERE is charming little suit on the left that
suggests the coming Of summer. over sim
pie frock OF chalk gabardine made with sepa-
skirt and blouse and fastened in front is coat
OF Veronese greer brocaded crepe. 1t is cut on
kmono lines rounded at the bottom and draped in
front by a closing of passementere. Square reVers
and round collar trim the neck
The armhole is low and the semi blouse sleeve is
cut three quarter length and finished by a cuff Of
the material.
Mile Marion, Partisan favor.te. has adopted her
spring suit this model Of mustard colored velour de
laine, shown the right
The coat is in the Louis XIV style with small
Albuquerque morning journal. [volume] (Albuquerque, N.M.) 1903-1926, 1914-05-19
CONNELL ACQUITTED
OF PERJURY CHARGE

tsprc'AL coRREsFoputHue TO HoRH'se JOURNAL
Santa re. May tN- Ralph $ Con
nell. who mas been prominent in re-
publican conventions and party eoun-
ellis ANA is famed as the owner of the
largest and most successful chicken
ranch Ina New Mexico. the ranch beins
located al Tularosa. has been acquit-
ted of the charge Of perjury at l;os-
well. The case was taken TO ChaNes
county from Otern county ON change
of venue and ii TOOK The jury only ii
minute io reach the verdict The
trial lasted am last week and was hot
ly contested. Three sessions of the
court were held each day
The case grew out off water liusa-
uon decided by Judge e. l.. Mcdier
l. L.. Porter. one of the litigants was
accused of violating the order of the
court and was sentenced to sixty days
i'm i1il for contempt Council and
wife testified against Porter in the
contempt proceedings and the grand
jury indicted them ON the charge OF
having given false testimony The
case against Mrs. Council was dismiss
3D. About fifty witnesses from Ala
mogordo and Tularosa were at ltos-
well To attend the trial
Albuquerque morning journal. [volume] (Albuquerque, N.M.) 1903-1926, 1914-05-19
THE SERVANT
QUESTION SOLVED.
So Far as This Lady Is Con-
Cerned: She Doesn't Seem
to Need One. y

Pollock. I.a Mrs ~ S. Blair. N
this town. has the following go say,
which should be 81 interest To women
generally "For months. my health
was very bad, aud the medicines {
took did not seem 90 go me amy good.
was very weak and nervous, and
some days could not be up.
asked my husband To get me
bottle ot Cnrdui. the womau4s tonic
to try and before had taken one
bottle Was mp and doing nay work.
Before commenced taking Cardui,
I had such spells / was not able 20
do ANYTHING Nov Z have only taken
thrr hotties OF Curdu m an and
feel dnc
a few months ago I weighed 1886
pounds Sow / weigh 1858, and do
al my own work. cook. wash and
mlk-and feel like did when ! was
sweet sixteen
Talking Cardui has cured me-
AS relief from the distressing
symptoms oft womanly ailments moth
ing has been found during the past 90
years that would take the place "
Cardui.
lbs superiority is still unauestioned
as mild. buildmg tonic for cases W
Womauly weakness where tired ma
ture needs help Made from purely
vegetable ingredients, Cardui has me-
bad after effects and can do you moths
ing but good.
fTpt# ttgt1RF
Albuquerque morning journal. [volume] (Albuquerque, N.M.) 1903-1926, 1914-05-19
Jose MartIneL Aeqnilted.

Santa Fe. May 1S-Antonio Jose
Martinez was acquitted in the federal
court today of the charge of obsiruct-
ing process Of the court The verdict
was returned upon instruction of the
court MARTINEZ was accused of tax
ing revolver from Juan lsidro Ia-
foya a special Indian deputy for the
suppression of the liquor traffic and
who claimed 10 have a warrant issued
.by United states COMMISSIONS N. T.
Dunleavy for Jose Antonio Montoya
who was in attendance at q Ounce al
Acalde. Rio Arrba county. when To-
foya sought 10 arrest him.
Albuquerque morning journal. [volume] (Albuquerque, N.M.) 1903-1926, 1914-05-19
RESINOL MAKES
QUICK WORK Of
SKIN HUMORS

There's world Of comfort for tor
tured skins In a warm bath with Res
inol Soap ana "A simple application Of
that soothing, antiscpuc Rcsinol ONT
ment' ln MOMENT am itching ana
burning are gone. healing begins and
soon the skin is free from the un-
slightly tormcnting eruption Doctors
everywhere prescribe Resinol freely
aud have done So for nineteen years
therefore. 1t is not an experiment but
II treatment Of tested ana proven
value. Isn't that the kind Of % treat
ment YOC want?
Rcslnol Ointment tj0c and 5000
and Resinnl Soap t25rl are ais"
speedily effective for plmples, black
heads. uandruff sores and many
forms Of piles sold by AN druggists.
For trial free. write 10 Dept u Il.
Reslnol Baltimore. Md Insist on get
ting real Resinol, moi something
claimed to be 'Just as good.
Albuquerque morning journal. [volume] (Albuquerque, N.M.) 1903-1926, 1914-05-19
TWO IMPORTANT
BODIES To MEET
ABOUT SAME TIME
American Bar Association and.
Congress Of AnedcaoistS.
to Gather in Washington.
Early Next FALL

Santa Zee. May lS.-United states
senator Thomas Benton Catron, vice
president for New Mexico Of the
American Ear association today roe
ceived the preliminary program Of the
annual meeting to be held NJ WASH
ugron, d. C., October 20 to -, or
about the same time that the con
sress of Americanists, which will con
cmde Ids sessions at Santa Re, con-
ycnes nj the national capital Head
quarters will be at the Willard hotel
but the business sessions of the bar
association will be held in Memorial
Continental hall of the Daughters Of
tbe American Revolution.
Ex President Taft, who is president
of the association viii deliver the an
rual address The other principal
speakers win be United states Senator
1libu Root chief Justice Sir Charles
Fitzpauick. Of Canada, and Romulo
Noan ambassador from the Ar
reulinc Republic, who will speak on
Argentine Constitutional Ideas, while
sir Fitzpatrick WIFI deliver an address
nu "Thc Constitution of Canada p
There VilI be an excursion to Mount
Vernon. the annual banquet at the
New Willard with ex-President Taft
AIS toastmaster and reception in the
pan-Americau building. President VIII
som win open the proceedings.
10 Come to Santa lie.
The Congress of Americanists the
greatest International scientific body
with delegates from about twenty
foreign nations, will after opening it's
sessions nj Washington, proceed 20
Santa re. making stops west Of the
Mississippi Mt Davenport st Louis,
Denver. colorado Springs and Santa
Fc where after the reading of scien-
unc papers that viii give to the
world official announcement OF recent
discoveries including those of the
school 81 American Archaeology. some
of which are epoch-making the con-
gress Mill adjourn.
st. Louis Davenport and Denver
are cooperating with santa Pc I'm cn-
pertaining the congress which will be
the most important body that has
ever gathered I'm the southwest and
VilI place New Mexico on the conven-
ton map OF the world. for heretofore
thc congress has met only In the larg-
esq cities of Europe and the United
states. with lhe exception Of session
held at PaIos, Spain, i'm memory Of
Columbus The published proceedings
Of the congress annually fill TWO huge
Albuquerque morning journal. [volume] (Albuquerque, N.M.) 1903-1926, 1914-05-19
MISSION SCHOOL IN
SANTA FE COUNTY HAS
ANNUAL C0MMENC CEMENT

Santa Fe. May lS.-The mission
school at Chimayo, northern santa
Zee county, held its annual commence
ment exercises last evening The grad
yates. Cirile Martinez Anastacio Mar
tinez aud Lyle English, each deliver
ed an Grafton.
The commencement address was
made by Don j. Johnston, supervisor
of the Jemez and Pecos forests. Nh.
Johnston urged longer school terms
and impressed upon the parents the
necessity of keeping their children in
school for the higher grades. He
brought home 10 the boys and girls
lofty principles Of conduct one Of
the graduates will enter the Menaul
school at Albuquerque. Miss Hun. The
talented and successful principal of
the school passed through santa Re
today ON her way TO her home at
Nontclair -