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The citizen. [volume] (Berea, Ky.) 1899-1958, 1914-05-07
The ONCE and the Man.

The Office ought to seek the man"
said the patriot.
Perhaps" replied Senator Sor-
ghum; but when an once has TO seek
the man the salary is generally so
small that II makes the once look like
a downright mendicant."
The citizen. [volume] (Berea, Ky.) 1899-1958, 1914-05-07
A Short Cut.

Telegraph Editor-The wires say the
Mexican rebels have made q dash for
chihuahua. but | have forgotten how
TO spell II.
Managing Editor-Then do a. The
rebels did and make - for e.
The citizen. [volume] (Berea, Ky.) 1899-1958, 1914-05-07
Proud Recollection.

You seem rather elated this morn
ing"
4 am" replied Mr.. Meekton. Last
night my wife mistook me for a bur.
glar It's the only time in my life
that Henrietta was actually afraid OF
me
The citizen. [volume] (Berea, Ky.) 1899-1958, 1914-05-07

Mistress Bridget. this pie is awful
And you told me you could bake as
good pies as any cook In Boston.
Bridget-So | can. mum. But all
the ladies' ever worked for mixed the
pies themselves before l baked 'sm.
mum
The citizen. [volume] (Berea, Ky.) 1899-1958, 1914-05-07

Buffalo's bonded indebtedness now
totals s31.152.5s0s3. within $685.
32e67 OF the legal limit OF 10 per
cent OF assessed valuations.
The citizen. [volume] (Berea, Ky.) 1899-1958, 1914-05-07

IAN for one. one for ALL" the motto
OF the musketeers. is a good one:
ret US have q union Of citizens as well
a. q union OF states
The citizen. [volume] (Berea, Ky.) 1899-1958, 1914-05-07

II don't quite see why lawyers
should get imposed ON so much" said
Farmer Corntossel
Imposed on"
Yes. Every time one gets a gov.
eminent Office he says he Is com.
PEELED to give up a lucrative prac
tise"
The citizen. [volume] (Berea, Ky.) 1899-1958, 1914-05-07

or course. the majority OF men
would rather marry for pure love- but
then there are Others who do not care
10 Il is greatly sdultersted with mon
The citizen. [volume] (Berea, Ky.) 1899-1958, 1914-05-07

After a walk on hot pavements or
dusty roads burning feet may be re-
lieved by bathing In strong salt wa
ter and then busting them with tai
cum powder
The citizen. [volume] (Berea, Ky.) 1899-1958, 1914-05-07

According to the Canadian Forestry
association so per cent OF Canada is
capable OF growing nothing but tim
Der crops
The citizen. [volume] (Berea, Ky.) 1899-1958, 1914-05-07

One OF the worlds largest belts. be,
ing .07 feet long and 3h wide. is
used to transmit nearly 1900 horse
power In an Austrian steel mill
The citizen. [volume] (Berea, Ky.) 1899-1958, 1914-05-07
PlCAYUNES

MS pretty tough to serve goats
meat and call II lamb
Some men are born fools. but the
majority become 30 from practice
More than one young man carried
away by enthusiasm has been brought
back by disgust
rhs fellow who Is continually get
ting points on the stock market very
often gets stuck.
The citizen. [volume] (Berea, Ky.) 1899-1958, 1914-05-07

When a mans dead broke he US
ually has very little life In him.
Talk never seems cheap when
the one talking to you Is a little
dear
Turning cartwheels is fun for the
boy, but 1t is hard work for the
horse.
Pussy people usually try to keep
everything In place except their
tempers.
The youth who sows wild oats
copiously won't necessarily make
a good farmer
The umpire OF a baseball team
very often would like to make
home run himself
Because the cook Is liable to 20
OF any moment Que can hardly
class her as an explosive
The citizen. [volume] (Berea, Ky.) 1899-1958, 1914-05-07

TENT-"For II became him. for whom
are all things. and by whom are all
things In bringing many sons unto glory.
10 make the captain 81 their salvation
perfect through sunerinxs Hebrews
10
The citizen. [volume] (Berea, Ky.) 1899-1958, 1914-05-07

In the proceed
ing verse Il is de-
clared that Jesus
christ tasted
death for every
man. for" the
epistle says. "W
became him. for
W h o m are all
things. and By
whom are all
things" In other
words. Il became
God the Father.
In bringing many
sons unto glory
to make the cap
The citizen. [volume] (Berea, Ky.) 1899-1958, 1914-05-07

big Business" makes another start.
They say II will reverse.
And struggle 90 be big OF heart
As well as big OF purse.
The citizen. [volume] (Berea, Ky.) 1899-1958, 1914-05-07

Know the true value OF time. watch.
seize and enjoy every moment OF H.
No idleness. no laziness. no procrasti-
nations; never put on TIL tomorrow
what you can do todAy.-Lord Chester
held
The citizen. [volume] (Berea, Ky.) 1899-1958, 1914-05-07
OUT OF THE ORDINARY

Argentina is calling for supplies of
mules.
The citizen. [volume] (Berea, Ky.) 1899-1958, 1914-05-07
DANGEROUS.

Should ! prnpus" to pinah Smith.
confess that ia be frightened.
For in her answer she might use
Dynamite or Diuah mlghtn't
The citizen. [volume] (Berea, Ky.) 1899-1958, 1914-05-07

Many women do not have to attend
lectures on cooking because their hus
bands are experts at finding fault
The citizen. [volume] (Berea, Ky.) 1899-1958, 1914-05-07

No government on earth 10 more de.
sirable than ours unless Il be one that
has more Offices
The citizen. [volume] (Berea, Ky.) 1899-1958, 1914-05-07

Telephones are used TO teach par
rots to talk In a London bird school.
The citizen. [volume] (Berea, Ky.) 1899-1958, 1914-05-07
Easy.

The easiest philanthropy
This world will ever view
ID telling how things ought TO be
An what folks ought TO do.
The citizen. [volume] (Berea, Ky.) 1899-1958, 1914-05-07

The present rate OF timber cutting
in this country is three times that OF
the growth
The citizen. [volume] (Berea, Ky.) 1899-1958, 1914-05-07

Mrs. Highminde-I'm completely
Disguised and want to get a divorce
Lawyer-What has your husband
been doing?
Mrs. Misunderstanding
The citizen. [volume] (Berea, Ky.) 1899-1958, 1914-05-07

Tess-Why OF course you can't kiss
me. I've only known you for a week.
Ted was afraid you wouldn't al.
low il II you knew me better.
The citizen. [volume] (Berea, Ky.) 1899-1958, 1914-05-07

Depositor-Wil the cashier be away
long,
Paying Teller--It depends entirely
on the Judge.
The citizen. [volume] (Berea, Ky.) 1899-1958, 1914-05-07
a Popular Idol.

The people OF our neighborhood
are going TO tender her a public re
ception "
For why"
she wears perpendicular plume
instead OF one OF these horizontal az
fairs that fills nostrils with fuzz and
sweeps on eyeglasses
The citizen. [volume] (Berea, Ky.) 1899-1958, 1914-05-07
MINNIE OF
No Whiskey Advertisements!
No Immodest News Itemsi
FUN AND FOLLY

When a mans dead broke he US.
ually has very little life In him.
The citizen. [volume] (Berea, Ky.) 1899-1958, 1914-05-07

Motion pictures as an aid to educa.
don In the public schools are to be
tried by the board OF education In
Washington. d. C. Plans for installa.
ton OF the machines have been made
The citizen. [volume] (Berea, Ky.) 1899-1958, 1914-05-07

The island OF Tasmania is south OF
Australia It's area Is little more
than $4,000 miles and II has a popula
ton Of $1,000 In the middle OF the
island, at an altitude OF 3400 feet,
IL the Great Lake. a storage reservoir
provided by nature
The Richmond palladium and sun-telegram. [volume] (Richmond, Ind.) 1907-1939, 1914-12-14
SEMI-PR0 LEADERS
PLAN ORGANIZATION
TO insure JUSTICE
Patti Represents Richmond
at Meeting to Consider
. Rules for Signing and Re-
leasing Men.

Cooperation was the keynote OF the
big semipro baseball meeting which
was held yesterday afternoon at the
Sinton hotel in Cincinnati One aim
Of the organization was to relieve the
various sporting goods houses Of the
duty of booking games
Although these places have been do
ing some good work in this respect,
their efforts have not always turned
out for the best. Many times a team
has been turned down at the last mo-
ment or game has been called off
when this could have been averted had
there been any kind OF organization.
Semi-professional baseball has long
felt the want Of a strong ruling hand.
Cooperation Is needed.
Joe Dixon Leads.
zoe Dixon, former leader of the Gin
cinnati City League, was made chair
man Of the meeting and will be presi-
dent Of the new organization. 1t Is
the intention of the promoters to map
out certain rules under which all
leagues will operate and which will
assure all the teams a square deal. No
steps were taken to form a permanent
organization. but this will be accom-
plished at the next meeting. It is ex-
pected that league Of clubs in Ohio,
Kentucky and Indiana will be formed.
Just what Richmond will do in regard
to entering a league Of this sort is a
matter Of much speculation as after
their experience in one league they
had decided to keep out Of them in the
future.
Harry Patti, president Of the local
club. represented 1t at the meeting.
While there he saw Dick kenney, who
will pilot the locals again next sum-
ner. No players have been definitely
decided upon as holding down posi-
ions with the locals but 1t is fore
gone conclusion that at least part of
he b'~,Th that was here in the sum-
mer WI -e back again.
The Richmond palladium and sun-telegram. [volume] (Richmond, Ind.) 1907-1939, 1914-12-14

Miss Marjorie Huffman spent Tues
day and Wednesday with Miss osa
Williams.
Several from here attended the sur
prise party Saturday night at the home
OF Mrs. Paird on the Middleboro pike
Mrs. Sophrona Morrow visited Mrs.
Study Wednesday: ....
Mr.. and Mrs. Wayne Muhl of Green's
fork visited George Woriey and family
last week.
Mr.. and Mrs. Willard Markle (nee
Miss Nellie Hodgin) former residents
of Chester, now living in Chicago, are
going to New Mexico for an indefinite
period on account of Mrs. Markle's
health. The latter's mother, Mrs. Liz
zie Hodgin, will accompany them as
far as Denver, where she will visit
relatives.
Charles Huffman was called to Rich
The Richmond palladium and sun-telegram. [volume] (Richmond, Ind.) 1907-1939, 1914-12-14
SOCIAL NEWS FROM CHESTER

Mrs. Cheney Williams was called to
Richmond last week on account of the
Illness of her mother, Mrs. Eliza Ker-
lin.
Revival meeting are in progress at
the M. 81. church.
The Friends Missionary society met
Thursday afternoon with Mrs. Simms.
Mrs. Homer Estell visited her moth
err at Richmond Wednesday,
Miss Bannie Carman spent Tuesday
night with Miss Lucille Huffman.
Examinations will be held in the
schools this week.
Several Masons from here attended
The Richmond palladium and sun-telegram. [volume] (Richmond, Ind.) 1907-1939, 1914-12-14

lodge at Richmond wednesday night.
The Ladies' Aid society.,met Wed
nesday afternoon In the hail.
Mrs. Michael Kendall Tefur1ed home
Monday after spending the, week with
her mother In Richmond.
Lawrence Esteil and family spent
Sunday with Mr.. and Mrs. Chester
Hill.
Ernest Berg of near Greensboro is
visiting relatives here.
Leander Brinker has moved back to
his old home place.
Mr.. and Mrs. Burgess McMahan Wis
tied at Centerville Tuesday.
The Richmond palladium and sun-telegram. [volume] (Richmond, Ind.) 1907-1939, 1914-12-14
CHARITY DIRECTOR
GOES TO COLUMBUS

The secretary OF the Central Charity
Bureau visited the secretary Of the AS
ISOLATED Charities of Columbus, O.,
yesterday. The Columbus secretary
has fourteen paid workers under him
The charities there are not federated,
but the Associated Charities, which Is
The Richmond palladium and sun-telegram. [volume] (Richmond, Ind.) 1907-1939, 1914-12-14

moud Tuesday to serve ON the fury,
A spiritualist meeting was held Al
the home of Pete kfmmer, east 81
town, Tuesday night
Mrs. George Minor has been spend.
ing a few days with relatives In Rich.
mond.
The Richmond palladium and sun-telegram. [volume] (Richmond, Ind.) 1907-1939, 1914-12-14
REFUSED TO SPEAK

Charging that William Fl. Egglehoff
quit speaking to her, although they
lived together in the same house,
Ellen E. Egglehoff filed suit in circuit
court today asking divorce.
The Richmond palladium and sun-telegram. [volume] (Richmond, Ind.) 1907-1939, 1914-12-14

More than three Thousand drivers
and conductors Of London omnibuses
are now at the front.
The Richmond palladium and sun-telegram. [volume] (Richmond, Ind.) 1907-1939, 1914-12-14

the largest charity organaza&iun. hAs ,
record system whfeh has many 81 She
features Of the Richmond fedefafio4.
The Richmond palladium and sun-telegram. [volume] (Richmond, Ind.) 1907-1939, 1914-12-14

Brownies and kodaks 1t QuleIeys
7-16t
The Richmond palladium and sun-telegram. [volume] (Richmond, Ind.) 1907-1939, 1914-12-14

Every fur coat in the stock
At half price. On sale Tues
day, 8 a. m. Knollenberg's.
The Republican. [volume] (Oakland, Md.) 1877-current, 1914-03-05
j. 8. AND GREAT BRITAIN To
JOIN HANDS FOR PEACE
Steps to Mark Centenary of Peaceful
Relations And Preparations to In
sure the Continuance of our In
ternationaI Friendship.

This year marks the centennial an
niversary of the signing of the Treaty
of Ghent, since when the two great
English speaking nations of the world,
the United States and Great Britain,
have been at peace. To celebrate this
anniversary and to show to the world
just what progress these two English
speaking nations have made in the
course OF century a gigantic exposi-
ton is to be held in London next sum-
mer, beginning in May and lasting I'M
til October.
Thousands of prominent Englishmen
and Americans have expressed their
entire approval of the scheme of giving
this joint display of peaceful develop
ment. 1t certainly seems most ap-
propriate way of celebrating an epoch
making event.
The Anglo-American exposition will
be held at Shepherds Bush, in the
nearby suburbs of London, where some
five years ago Imre Kiralfy astonished
all Europe and good deal America as
well by opening that marvellous perma-
nent exposition grounds covering $50
acres, which since then has been one of
the leading attractions of the English
metropolis.
The aim of the exposition is to dem
onstrate in practical manner the pro-
gress which has been made by the
British and American people in every
branch of civilization during the past
century and to place on view in gchro-
biological order the great achievements
of that epoch from inception to per-
lection, showing not only how each
nation has improved on its own inven-
tons, but also where both have work
ed hand in hand to perfect the crea-
ton of the other. Thus there will be
unfolded the rich treasures of hundred
years of American and British art.
The history alone of the two nations
for the last hundred years would make
fascinating exposition by itself. The
story of the famous statesmen, authors,
artists, inventors, philanthropists,
financiers. merchants and manufacture
ers it is proposed to show with such
objects of historical interest as are as
ISOLATED with them and their times.
The presentation of the progress made
in education, science, literature, in
ventions, productions, improvements
The Republican. [volume] (Oakland, Md.) 1877-current, 1914-03-05
A NEW TEMPER
ANCE REMEDY.

Christian nations are very much like
lot of so called christian men, only a
name. great big bluff.
Il can not consent as your queen. to
take revenue from the sale of liquor,
which DESTROYS the souls and bodies of
my subjects"
Does not that sound beautiful? You
would bet your bottom dollar that the
beautiful and humane decision issued
from the rose bud lips of a picture hat
ted queen of our Great Christian
nations. Well, you would loose. It was
the statement Of the queen of Madagas-
car, a lady with wavy hair and pro-
nounced brunette complexion, but with
a soul of snowy Wilderness.
While this great christian nation the
United States continues to collect her
blood money.
Then listen to this, Nothing will
induse me to derive a revenue from the
misery and vice OF my people.
Spoken like a christian wasn't it?
Nay. nay Pauline, christian rulers don't
talk that way. 1t was that old heather
the Emperor Of China, where we send
our missionaries to convert and christ
ianize and our liquors to degrade, de-
base and kill.
While the President NOW En- of this
great christian nation, the champion of
the down trodden and oppressed, who
spreads her missionaries broadcast upon
the face of the earth; veloes and damn
able Temperance legislation which
might curtail the drunkenness and
misery of his subjects.
And the 35,00O,OO0 church members
of this great and glorious christian
republic think it helps to pay their
taxes. and sing Praise God from whom
all blessings fiow." mot all of them,
thank God.)
Doesn't it work beautifully, the
Government takes little slice, revenue
tax; the State takes little slice, also
revenue. The city takes a little slice,
license, the saloons take the balance,
and the consumer, the poor slaves to
the appitite, their wives and little ones
pay it. Pay it not only in money but
in health, self respect, sorrow, misery,
dispalr and death. And the liquor
people who represent less than 5 per
cent. of the population dictate 70 per
cent. of the elections and brag about
it. While great part of the 80, O0O,-
COO church members go to church and
pray, ooh Lord deliver US from this
curse of intemperance, and then go
The Republican. [volume] (Oakland, Md.) 1877-current, 1914-03-05
A Temperance
Talk to Voters
BY
JASON KEEP

and comforts in social life and the bet
out and vote wet.
| Unless there is a radical change on
this question, you can bank on it, that
on that last great day wings will be a
drug on the market.
You wonder why hit so hard; well
sir il is because | can t hit harder.
l am trying TO make you think Mr..
Voter, if we can get you to using your
thinker, we have added an other dry
voter.
Just look back few years Mr.. Voter
in wet town. Your saloons collect on
an average $4,000 a year from the
community, and for every dollars worth
Of liquor drank, there is dollars worth
of labor lost from DRINKS and getting
over DRINKS, or $500 a year drawn
from your community.
Look back say, a few years and
count how many have died, if poor
from booze, if rich from heart failure,
who might have been prosperous happy
citizens today. Count how many widows
and orphans left in sorrow and want;
then add up all that the saloons have
paid in dollars and see il you don't have
a revolution.
If it does not touch your heart and
vote, 1t would be a splendid plan to
move to a warmer climate and try to
get accustomed to warm weather.
The temperance people have been
trying for years, to figure out plan to
close the saloons, trying to awaken the
conscience of the good people of the
community. 1t is slow work.
| can give you a plan which will
close every saloon in the United States
inside of six months, one that will make
an anti-saloon man out of every capital
list in twenty minutes and wealthy
church members in thirty-fve. Now
that is some plan, isn't it?
Just pass a law that the COM
munlty which permits saloons, must
pay the widow of the victim $4,000 a
year for life, and the orphans be prop
erly educated and on becoming of age
to be paid $4,000 in cash.
Oh Heavens! Wouldent the saloons
be closed quickly? Hit their pocket
books and it makes converts while you
wait
Mr.. Wet Voter, how about it? If
such a law We're enforced, would YOU
vote wet? Why don't you vote wet now?
Please use ten minutes in thinking
before you answer, better yet take
more time and give your answer next
election.
The Republican. [volume] (Oakland, Md.) 1877-current, 1914-03-05

ctlon of government, states, cities and
colonial buildings and pavillons, as well
as outdoor exhibits,
The Fine Art Palace, which has been
pronounced the largest and best
equipped building of its kind in Europe,
containing 80 galleries for paintings in
addition to the superb central sculpture
hall, covering 80, 600 square feet, viii be
devoted to a collection of American and
British modern and retrospective art.
The Congress Hall, situated in the
center Of the exposition grounds, will
be devoted to congresses and confer
ences on subjects of interest to Amer
lea and the British Empire.
The musical arrangements will be
upon scale of magnitude unprecedent-
ed at any exposition ever held in Lon
don, and will include number of the
best bands of the British Guards, as
well as American bands of the highest
standard, furnishing continuous music
from the opening to the closing of the
exposition daily.
The great stadium (the largest in the
world which has seating capacity for
100, 0G0 people will form part of the
exposition and possesses the finest
running and cycle track, as we'll as the
splendid swimming tank 100 metres in
length.
Headquarters in this country have
been established in the Woolworth
Building, New ork, from where the
work of general executive management
is directed.
The Philadelphia Commercial Mu-
scum, which is recognized as the rep
resentative authority in the United
States on all matters relating to for
eign trade, has undertaken the organi-
cation of the American industrial sec
ton at the exposition.
The Republican. [volume] (Oakland, Md.) 1877-current, 1914-03-05

terment of conditions of working men
and women is in itself a huge under
taking. The projectors of the expo
sition, however, propose to do it.
A great opportunity will also pre-
sent itself of showing in practical
ways the advancement in navigation.
railway transport, girder suspension
and cantilever bridges. as well as the
use of steel in architecture, the boring
OF tunnels, underground and overhead
railways. aqueducts, lighthouses, the
work of the Panama Canal; printing,
from the simple hand press to the
modern rotary press and linotype, hth-
ography, electricity, electric and nv
draulic power, COAL gas and electric
light, the storage of power, pneumatic
despatch. the telegraph. telephone, pho
Biography, from the daguerreotype to
colored and animated photography.
the invention and creation of new met
ais, the advancement in mining, the
utilization of rubber, calculating and
recording instruments, the great ad-
vance IN agricultural machinery and all
kinds of labor saving devices. the
marvellous achievements in chemistry
In fact the Harvesting of the very ele-
ments for the use and comfort of the
nations.
Great Britain is now the largest Gus
toner of the Uulted States and the
United States is valued consumer of
British products; and the conjunction
of the respective products of the two
countries should provide, it is argued,
asultable stimulus for still further in
crease of their mutual trade.
The idea of this exposition was IN
augurated at a large meeting held at
the Mansion House in London on March
70 last under the presidency of the
Lord Mayor of London. All sections of
the United Kingdom were represented
at this meeting.
The Whole assembly pledged them
selves to do everything in their power
to make the Anglo-American Exposi-
ton to be held in London in 1914 a
great success.
The imposing exposition palaces
most decorative in architectural de-
sign containing 100000 square feet
of floor space and entirely fireproof,
nothing but steel and concrete having
been used in their construction, have
been erected in beautifully laid out
grounds with gardens, lakes and la
goons. These buildings are now ready
for the reception and installation of
American and British exhibits, praci-
cally year before the opening of the
exposition. The plan, which shows
the allotment of the various buildings
to the different classes of exhibits
gives also comprehensive idea of the
importants of the scheme. About 20
acres are also available for the ere.
The Republican. [volume] (Oakland, Md.) 1877-current, 1914-03-05
TAX SALES
OF VALUABLE
Real Estate
In Garrett County, Maryland.

Under and by virtue of the power
vested IN the Treasurer of Garrett
County. Maryland. by section 50 of
Chapter $50, OF the Acts of the General
Assembly of Maryland for the year
1890, title Garrett County," subtitle
County Treasurer" and as amended
by the General Assembly of Maryland
for the year 1898, Chapter IA, the
undersigned Treasurer in and Cor Gar
rett County, Maryland, will, on