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The Daily Missoulian., 1914-08-02

peshially when you be in the valley Of
the shadder like we be! Let us not
swear--let us prayl''
"Prsyin wont do no good with this
loonatick = yclls the Deacon. I'm a
going to jump" and Jump the Deacon
did. He junpt Jest as the ottynobecl
was passing over Snake Crick bridge
and lit in E feet of worter IS # below
with awful splash and when he was
going down for the last time his feet
fetched bottom and he wadcd ashore.
Rev, Moore diddent jump until the
car had slowd down going up Teck
HILL then with petishion OH his lips
he sprung outen the cnssed vehiekel
and lit in the soft dust of the road on
his head and shoulders but fortunate
no bones was broke although Rev.
Moore was considerable slsun up and
contoosed. BY the time Rev Moore had
walked back to the bridge the Deacon
jined him in the road After they had
congratulated each other on being
alive the snuk back into Bineville TO
their respective homes the back way
and they amt said mulch about the oc-
currance sinst.
Let this be warning not to take up
too free with strangers who you don't
know nothink about---thev may be VOLTS
in sheeps clothing.
The Daily Missoulian., 1914-08-02

nobuddy seend to know here
abouts- Jed Peters Our intelligent
school teacher said he thort Mexi-
co was a island sonaewheres near
the equator but he wassent shure.
Then Dad said if it wassent too
fur he ealkilated he'd start next
day and walk to the front wood
leg and all and offer his services in
putin down the war. Alter that
Dad pegged home to scour up his
old army musket and grease the
jints Of it SO as he can pull the
trigger of the blamed thing off
without spraining his wrist.
II ernybuddy else happens TO
git emmy firther news about this
war we will take it as a great IA
ver if they will let us know SO we
can tell our subscribers about it.
If YOU DESIRE TO KEEP
POSTED ON THE LATEST
WAR NEWS READ THE RU-
GLE!
The Daily Missoulian., 1914-08-02
Country Correspondence
ZION CROSSROADS

lib Hoover while puttcring around in
his garden tother day after the rain
picked up a lnjun arrerhead which
looked as if it had jest been dropped.
Sinst then Eb has creased up his old
shot gun and has been lockin the doors
nights. He says he aint sIep very well
either and that If emmy dadblame lnjuns
come prowlin around during the nights
he'll shoot the daylights outen EN-.
Folks IS turriblc helthy in our midst at
present. In fackt we don't know OF euny
person who is at present on the sick.
list. We regard this as almost a coin
cidence as you might say.
Bill Hendricks has been missing hi,
hens lately. Bill thort it was a skunk
and set steel trap in the henhouse tor
aamc. Sat night Mrs. Hendricks went
out to the henhousc to git pulet often
the roost for Sunday dinner. She was
N hei stockin feet and slept into the
trap. She hoilefd and yelld and caused
quite commoshion until Dill ruin out
and helped her outen the trap. Mrs.
Hendricks had a couple of toes pinchcd
considerable.
Lafe Hendersons old black COW per
Stnted him with a white calf last wk
Lafe says it seems almost ridicklus ior
a BLACK COW to have white calf in lis
opinion NERITAS.
The Daily Missoulian., 1914-08-02
lokaI BreVitIeS

Samantha Deeyer Is still on the sick
list as ushual Its been SO meny yrs
that Samantha has been on the sick list
that we've lost all track OF il. Saman-
tha says she expeckts to remain on the
sick list until fall ennyhow and then
when cool wethcr comes she may perk
up somewhat, but cant promise shurc,
Miss Sadie Crimmius Of the co. scat
is the gest OF her neice Miss Sally Hos
kins. Miss Sadie is quite q belle at the
GO, scat and quite soshiel leader. The
Bingvlle boys has been paying good
cal Of attenshion to Sadie sinst she
has been in town and as a result Miss
Amelia Tucker our raining sossicty
leader has kind of been left in the back
ground for the time being as you might
say. 1t is said that Amelia feels it
kcenly too and has stated that she don't
care to meet SIGH brazen thing as Miss
Crimmins is.
Little Johnnie Skinner is home on a
vacsshion from Hardscrabble where he
holds ucretivc bosshion of driving a
team. Johnnie has learnt to smoke
seegars and dresses in the latest style
He wears Psnamaw hat that he says
cost s. alcne.
Hen Wcathcrsby closed up his store
last Tuesday afternoon which you re
member was 50 hot and went home in
disgust and laid III the hammock the
rest of the day, Hen says there is never
mulch mercantile bizness to transackt
in the store ON a hot day like that BE
that as II may we know of one GUS
toner Hen lost Hank Simmons walked
all the way from Snake Bend to buy
a plug OF tobacco often Hen and when
he found the store closed he started off
afoot for Hardserabble nine miles west,
and sayd with oath that Hen Wea-
thersby wouldn't never get no more OF
his trade.
The Daily Missoulian., 1914-08-02

These be turribe sticky days, say we
and we persoom we voice the general
sentiment of Bingville folks when we
say that the sooner these dogdavs is
over the quicker.
Shadract1 Miller says he never seen
the flies stick to persons bald head
when they have their hat off quite so
clost as they do this month. As a re-
suit Shad wears his pot hat down over
his head most all the time. His wife
says he don't even take it OFF when he
eats his meeis and Shad says he'll con-
tinue to wear his hat to bed until he
can find time to put screens In the win
ders. Shad should OF TUX time BY the
forelock and put in screens before flies
got so thick, but then he's alus be-
hinthand with his work.
Little Tommy Barker ernt 10 cents
doing urnds one day last wk ard in
vested it all iii peanut candy down 10
Hen Weathersbys store, then set down
and ct it all up at ono setting and was
turrihle sick to his stummick as a re-
suit. Mrs. Barker says Hen ort to have
more sents than to sell child 10 cts
worth Of peanut candy all in one lump
but Hen says he aint in business for his
health but for all the dimes and mckels
he can rake and scrape and ii patrons
etc too much peanut candy that aint his
fault.
Bud Hincklcy who alnt quite right in
his head tied paint can hatf full OF
red paint to Lem Browns "Towser"
dogs tail tother day and the dog run
home and around through the house
spilling red paint all over the place.
Mrs. Brown was turrihle mad and went
over and told Mrs. Hinckley what she
tl1ort ot l,er Then Mrs. Hinckley told
Mrs. Brown what she ttort OF her too
after which Mrs. Brown went home i'll
disgust.
Jabe fuckers old COW Spot has a
vishious habit Of switching her tail in
vilent manner when Jabe is milkin
her. She switches Jabes hat often his
head and her tail gifts in his eyes and
raps around his neck and hes got tur-
rible sick OF it so tother night before
he milkd Spot Jabe tied her tail to one
of her hint legs (which one we did
not lcrn) and Jabe said he had to afl
being as Spot switched her tail so hard
she like to Of broke her leg. Jabe says
he calkilatcs hes solved the problem ant
shouldn't wonder il he'd get the idee
patented.
The Daily Missoulian., 1914-08-02
B|uebeHies Thickern Hops

Them as have been blueberrying or
Sawridge Mountain north Of Bingvllle
reports hat bluebcrries is thickern rops.
This will he cheering news to them as
likes bluehcrries Hold Perkins and his
two bo"s went onto the mountain last
Saucrday and come back with 9 gals
OF blueberries amongst em. Hold says
nc never seen the beat for blucberries
and that some of EN- is as big as mar
bles.
Th, news OF blueberries being so
thick has spread ali over Bingville and
as result d large number OF our best
citizens and citizenesses armed with
pals and baskets may be seen on the
mountain emmy day picking this dellstus
fruit. a good menny blueberries is
beng canned in our midst and will go
turrible good next winter i'll pies OF
simply as sauce or jam to spread on
your bread for instants.
The Daily Missoulian., 1914-08-02
WAR EDDYToRIUL

Tother day when Eph Higgins
our accommodating P. NJ. sorted
the mail from the co seat he come
acrost what looked like a news
paper which had been sent to
Bingville by mistake. 1t was ad-
dressed to Levi Crandall whoever
he is Hickory Ridge P. O. which
is away down in the southern end
of the co.
Eph was kind of Gurus to see
what for kind of a newspaper it
was SO ruthern bother sending it on
to Levi he jest tore off the rapper
and when he seen that it was
copy Of a City newspaper Eph
was a good cal elated being as it
amt everyday that us folks in
Bingville gifts chanst to read
City newspaper and thus learn
first hand what is a going on in the
outside world as you might say.
! Eph wiped the dust often his
specs and set down outside the P.
10. in the shade to read the paper
and about a haff hour later he
come rushin into the Boogle offs
all outen breth with the paper in
one hand and pointing to some
think he had saw in it with the
other he gasps, lest read that, will
your
We TUX the paper and there sure
enuff right in black and white
there was a reference to war be-
twixt the L. S. & Mexico which
it seems has been a going on now
for several wks and most over at
this writing.
1t will be turrible surprise to
Bingville folks to learn that there
has been war betwixt US and an
other nashion that us folks here in
Bingville didn't know nothink
about, but praps that is jest as we'll
becuz if we had knowd it when
hostilities begin us men folks
would probably all of deserted our
homes and firesides and went to
the front to save our country ard
got all shot up and mutilated like
as not.
| We couldn't quite make out what
the war was about but persoom il
must of been for some good rea-
son or tother or else it would not
of been declared. Old Dad Hen
derson who fit and bled in the sivil
war and has wood leg to show
! for it (if he aint went and TUX it
off and lost it somewhere like he
is allus doing) soon as we told
him that there was war i'll Mexico
lWaned to know where in thunder
fashion Mexico was ennyhow, but
The Daily Missoulian., 1914-08-02
Do You
w ant
.ydrofoby

This is to ask you if you want
hydrofoby' Praps you don't
know what hydrofoby is. Well
lissen: When dog bites you dur
ing dogdays you are liable to be
tux suddint with hydrofoby and it
you are, goodby John! That's
what hydrofoby is. II don't do no
partickler harm to go and get bit
by a dog when it aint dogdays.
but if this happens to you during
the month Of August then look
out, or you're a goner!
This is dogdays now aud yot,
ort not to take enny chanst of hav-
ing hydrofoby unless you can help
it. Let me help it for you. Tother
day ! happend to think why
wouldn't it be good skeme sinst
bisness is awful dull in the cob
bling line for me to make tip a lot
of lether muzzles for dogs to
put over their noses 50 that they
cant bite so pronliseuously, and 50
| went and done it and now I have
Is Of these lether tnuzzles on hand
which will fit most emmy dog in
Bingville, being as they can bc
made bigger or smaller accord
ing to the size OF the dog BY the
straps and buckles have put OH
'em.
These muzzles only ask SO
cts each apiece for which is dirt
cheep considering what they will
pervent, Would you ruther have
hydrofoby than to pay me SO cts
for a dog nuzzlea ? alright then,
go ahead and have it!
Yours for dog muzzles,
ENOS BARCLAY
Cobhler
| BmgvtAe-
The Daily Missoulian., 1914-08-02
Personal Jottings

These be turrible sticky days. say we
and we persoom we voice the general
sentiment of Bingville folks when we
say that the sooner these dogdays is
Bisbee daily review., 1914-04-11
Schwartz In Again.

Maurice Schwartz, the man who has decorated the justice and police court of Bisbee as much as any one other man during the past monlh, was ar rested Thursday night This time 1t Is for vagrancy. He was kept in jail all night and released yesterday at noon after a s75 bond had been put up guaranteeing his appearance. He was caught by officers Kempton and Gib- son fin a resort in lhe restricted dis. trict, where. the officers declare, he makes his home. Schwartz is now out or bail in another case. which or iginated by reason of his selling prop- erty which did not belong to him He was convicted of the offense in Judge Highs court but took an appeal to che superior court. The bail in the case was s250.
Bisbee daily review., 1914-04-11
Branch Jail Improvements.

Through the aggressive efforts of Jay Wilmoth the branch county jail here has taken on a decidedly better look during the last few days. The wiring in the entire building has been renovated so as to enable a closer watch being kept on the inmates and also for the purpose of giving the in- terior more and better light than it has had heretofor The lights, inside, will be kept on until ten o'clock at night from now on and the one in front all night long. The new wiring is a decided improvement and will be appreciated by all the officers of the district who have any business around the bastlle.
Bisbee daily review., 1914-04-11
SUNDAY SCHOOL EASTER.

The Sunday school of the Presby- terian church will give the Easter service entitled "The Triumph of Christ" tomorrow at 9:30 a. m. The service consists of special songs and recitations and emphasizes the differ ence that foreign mission work has made in several of the great coun- tries of today. A freewill offering to support that mission work will be re- ceived. Children may be presented at 10 o'clock for christening.
Bisbee daily review., 1914-04-11
Wanted in Oklahoma.

Ed Carter was arrested yesterday afternoon on a telegraphic warrant from Cordell, Oklahoma, charging the young man with seduction. Carter re. gently came to Bisbee from Oklahoma and went to work for the Bisbee Im, provement Company in the ice depar.- ment. It is not known whether or not the man will be taken back.
Bisbee daily review., 1914-04-11
crotlan Society Gives Ball.

The National Croatian Society Vjenac Slatke Domovine (Reef of the Sweet Home), Lodge No. 495 Lowell will give lthelr first annual ball at the K. of P. Hall or April l2 The dance is given in honor of the cere- mony of blessing the flag, which will be held at the Catholic Church on Sunday afternoon. The lodge will meet at Lowell at one o'clock and will march to the Catholic Church to the music of the c. & A. band.
Bisbee daily review., 1914-04-11
ealmy Spring VanIshes.

A drop of several degrees in the temperature yesterday and the arrival of much wind and dust, brought the conclusion that part of the big cold wave which has been busy in the south and east had tumbled over this way. The change proved exception ally disagreeable. coming right On the heels of a week of delightful spring weather.
Bisbee daily review., 1914-04-11
CAMP FIRE GIRLS HOLD SALE.

The Aloha Camp Fire G'ris w'u bold an Easter sale of fancy work, Easter eggs and homemade candy this aft ernoon and evening at the Y. w. c. A. The purpose of the sale is to realizze funds to pay for the girls camping trip = summer. 1t is hoped thal the public will give them generous patronage.
 An informal musical program will be rendered during the progress of the sale, and tea will be served.
Bisbee daily review., 1914-04-11
Az to Water Improvement.

Marshal Watkins and Health officer Herendeen reported last night thsi the matter of need of attention to Bisbee domestic water service would be threshed out today with the Wa.er Go. officials. These were sough5 yester- day but were out of the city. How ever appointment was made for a meeting today
Bisbee daily review., 1914-04-11
For a High Score.

The Lowell Bowling Alley has hung up s5 gohpiece for the man making lshe high score on the alleys during the week. So far the highest man is Fluffy" LeMin, with 216 pins to his credit in twelve frames. The Lowell ten pin emporium is gaining attend ance daily and there is some talk of organizing several good teams in the precinct. Red Huddleston, the man ager, has been ad.ive in his work around the place and has an excellent cigar stand as we'll as a bowling alley In operation.
Bisbee daily review., 1914-04-11
Gentry Bros. Advance.

Lon B. Williams, agent of the Gen try Brothers famous shows, was in the district yesterday concluding his arrangements for the dates here on April 26 and 27. Williams has been connected with the Gentry's 26 years and can recount some of the most interesting circus tales ever heard. He left last night for Tucson and the north. He declares the Gentry show as better than 1t ever was, featuring trained animal stunts.
Bisbee daily review., 1914-04-11
Likes Our Looks.

Henry Baumfalk. pioneer resident of the Osborne vicinity was in the city yesterday accompanied by Frank Me Coy. his brother-in-law, who has just arrived from Missouri He is so much pleased with what he has seen here that he has abou. decided to locate.
Bisbee daily review., 1914-04-11
Revenue Man Here

Pat Parker, the we'll known deputy United States Inspector of Internal Revenue, arrived in the district Thurs day, and spent yesterday on business here. Parker expects to be able to get out of Bisbee by tomorrow bat the heavy business here may necessi- tate his remaining longer
Bisbee daily review., 1914-04-11
VIII Not Amputate.

Friends of John Graves will be pleased to learn that danger Is now considered to be over of necessity for the ampwation of his foot by reason of recent Injuries sustained to three toes. The accident occurred while Mir Graves was taking mp some turn sheets. Three of his toes wer broken anu badly mashed.
Bisbee daily review., 1914-04-11
Easter Sale Saturday.

The Aloha Camp Fire Girls of Bis. bee will give an Easter Sale, this af- ternoon and evening. at the Y. w. C.. A. The sale will specialize in fancy work Easter eggs and home made can dy. An informal musical program will also be rendered. The object of the sale is to raise enough money to take the girls for a two-week camping trip this coming summer.
Bisbee daily review., 1914-04-11
ATTENTION coRNlsHME EN.

All members of the Cornish Asso' citation Gone and alp. are requested to be at the K. P. hall on Easter Sunday, April 12, at 9;S0 a. m. to attend parade at Methodist church. 312 By order F. Martin, president.
Bisbee daily review., 1914-04-11
Loses End of Finger.

Norman Acton, a popular motorman On the Czar 400. is minus the end of finger. He sustained the loss yes terday when the member became caught and was pinche1 before relief could be extended.
Bisbee daily review., 1914-04-11

All members of each Football club in the Warren District Football as. sociation to mee at the League head quarters, at l D. m., on Saturday, April 11th.. to attend the funeral of the late Brother Walter Johnson.
 EDWARD DICKINSON, Sec'y.
Bisbee daily review., 1914-04-11
Finding Things Good.

A rush of travelling men has been on in the city the last few days. The knights of he grip declare that they never found Bisbee better in the way of trade and that all merchants are buying liberally Of summer and fall supplies.
Bisbee daily review., 1914-04-11
ATTENTION KNIGHTS TEMPLAR.

All members of Bisbee Command cry and sojourning knights within the district are requested to be at the Masonic hall Saturday evening. at ' o'clock. Temple degree and arrangements for Easter service.
 (31D E. P. BREWSTER, E. c.
Bisbee daily review., 1914-04-11
New coneentrator Starts.

It was learned in the ely yesterday that the new concentrator of the Phelps-Dodge Co. at Tyrone was sue cessfully turned over and entered upon regular service.
Bisbee daily review., 1914-04-11
coehIse Lessee in City.

!. N Kinsey, the well known min ing man of Douglas and the lessee of the Cochise mine in Duhacher can yon, was a visitor in Bisbee yesterday. He made the trip via the motor route.
Bisbee daily review., 1914-04-11
Nm. Adamson Over.

Wm. Adamson. head of the Arizona Gypsum Plaster company, motored over from the Shelter City yesterday and spent several hours .ransacting business in Bisbee.
Bisbee daily review., 1914-04-11
Chihuahua Hill Wedding.

Judge Walter Thomas was called last night to Chihuahua Hin where he tied the nuptlal knot of Salome Trevino and Ofelia Ortiz.
Bisbee daily review., 1914-04-11
Visiting ln EI Paso.

Mrs. Curis Woods left yesterday for Fl Paso, where she will spend a month as the guest of her friend, Mrs Jourdan.
Bisbee daily review., 1914-04-11
Painful Injury.

Arthur Rogers, well known car man in the Car. sustained painful in- jury yesterday, when he had a finger severely mashed. The accident was the result of falling rock catching the finger.
Bisbee daily review., 1914-04-11
Carter Car Representative.

s. s. Badger, representing the Car Ter car in Douglas was a visitor in the Warren District yesterday coming over from the Shelter City in one of his machines.
Bisbee daily review., 1914-04-11
L o CAL L
To Visit El paso.

Misses Louise and Beatrice. daugh. ters Of F.. P. & s. W. Railway Agent Frank L. Williams. left yesterday for Fl Paso. where they will spend some time visiting friends.
Bisbee daily review., 1914-04-11

Matt Wartenberg of the Johnson Meat Company has retuTned from Phoenix with another shipment or that fine beef that makes the John son market so famous.
Bisbee daily review., 1914-04-11

Lessons in oil. china and water col ors.--Mrs. Norris, Reynolds Music and Gift Shop. (334)
Bisbee daily review., 1914-04-11
Marshal Improving.

Tom Marshal, shift boss at the Czar, Is reported making good recovery from the mashed foo, which he sus tained recently when a car ran over the member at station in the mine.
Bisbee daily review., 1914-04-11
To the Coast.

MT and Mrs. A. Clark left last night for Los Angeles. where they expect to visit for several weeks.
Bisbee daily review., 1914-04-11

J. A. zander. tuner: phone PAS: Howe Jewelry Company. (699)
Bisbee daily review., 1914-04-11
NOTICE.

will not be responsible for any debts contracted by my wife. Viola LaMore. II. G. LAHORE. (335)
Bisbee daily review., 1914-04-11
CHILDREN'S NEW
 Parasols 75c

Colors of rose. blue, lavender, red, green, navy, pink and white, on
 sale main floor, extra value at ... .. . ...,....75o
Bisbee daily review., 1914-04-11
HUCK TOWELS Special at lOc

Very heavy in seconds. with red
 borders, large size, very special at the dog. $1.Oo. or each ....toe