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TaÌˆgliches Cincinnatier volksblatt. [volume] (Cincinnati [Ohio]) 1885-1919, 1914-08-19


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ibrer SusenbIuft ber5upft. Gin Ieifei
Connern ba brauBen DOR ben Sen
tern BEL erfrifdsnbem Winbe, Dai
itdrter ipirb, bod fein 9libitrabl! 81
oenn niemanb ba, Der bier Sbiirei
unb Seniter Dffnet2 Rod lanse MID
piro Der Wino ben WOlten erlauben
iiber oerpflaumenburs gu breden, nod
INNER ip0ttelt unb b.ibt Die Sonn,
i'm Winbe, Der aus tpeitsr Jerne SlbI'
pebt. Oa 0ffnet iih bic Sbiir, einl
@eitali, bic in cine erobmGdtise aiii
DIE sebDrte, iritt in Die 9amenftube
Gs lit bic bide 9otsnfrau, bic Der Der.
laifsnen unb armen qgatbe osn Der.
tsbr nit Der Delt permittelt.
Seine 3eitunssn brinst iie. fsin:
9ritfe, tein freunbIides Wobeiuurnal,
Elm SIaiddsn Spiritus. Elm bierisI
Silo 8uttsr, eins Tiiie sriinen 9bss
nnb etipas Wiirfelsuder.
yGndbise Grdulein &omieHe fpa.
ten Elm ipenis ipdsieren seben," fast.
Cine unb rGumts bic 9orrdtbe in sen
@lasi6rant, roa braubsn itebt elm
Reeenbogsn."
Cine tpeib, bab bic aomteife nies
mails in ben gorten esbt, bod jebsn
qbsno tpieberboIt iie iusife bieIelben
Wprte.
9lgatbe 8ellbeim Iutt ihrs ilsiits
9elobDrIe aus benz HGbtorb.
.Wenn sndbise GrGuIsin aomteiIs
einmal bas aaitroher 9ldtthsn lsisn
pollsn, id babe es in Rieoermsiers
Saitbaus bsfOmnen, ss iit Don pors
seitern."
Cine Isgts bic 3eitung auf Sen runs
ben Mablsonitifd uno fonnte nift
unterlafen. gu ipreteH.
.gei RisSermsiers fpirb dlIerfei ass
rsbet; ba iibt elmer uuo BAT fih poar
getrunten, bann 1T elmer ba btntsr bsm
Walbs Der, Der 9ernalisr briibtn I'm
2lrmenbuuie it, ben iis ben famubi.
gen anton nennen, Der III auf Der
Sude mad elmer 2sbrersfrau, bic iis
als 3eusin brau1en In ben WiIm unb
9rintmanns ibrer Strafilde. Gs III
ndmIid aufsetommen, cine perfDn, bic
auf bic 9eihreibuns pnBt, foG in Teu.
goteI lpdbrbaftig aug Oem 3ugs ss<
iliegen iein. aus einem 0issn brittsr
alaife on Dem 1aee, als bic Wilm,
bic seitorben 1T, nit bsm 8inbe bier
porbeisefabren III. Die 9rinimann
iou bic senaus gefdrsibuns ssseben
baben, tpie bic felise 0ruia bic Irau
beidrieben bat, bic meinte, es miiiIe
cine ShuIIebrersfrou sstpsien I,in
ober bic Sausbdlierin pun sinsmgfors
rsr. fie foIl ibr beissitanben baben. ala
oos ainb an ardmpf.H seitorbsn 1T.
Ginige 2euts slauben es, anbere mel.
men, es mare tpobI aiige. ieine syrau
bat ii6 gemelbst, es fol- in alien 3eis
tunssn ausserufen fem. sic fann Sp&
ni6t Dpm grbboosn beridpunbsn
ieiH."
4gatbe aelIbtim erbob iid unb sins
oor Cine SruffsIs bin unb Der. sic
l4ien etipus insen ju molten. Gin.
freute iid, bab bas JrduIsin, bas 4.
Ieit ldngen Sabrsn 6ebiente, Sbsilnab.
me 5siste. DieDieI rsbete iis bispsilsn.
obne bab fie antport besam. 5eutt
5ffnete bic aomtsiI. ben SsniterIabeu
ano besleiiei. bic 9otsnfrau in ben
Obitgarien binaus. Wieber itien lie
teoen gu molten, bod es fam teinMort
lus ibrem Munbe.
9lls 2ine 9ruffels bur4 bic @ieIe
iad Sanie sins. oa ,penbste Il. fid,
"a itanS bos GrauIsin bintsr Der 6.d.,
'stptsunssIos.
Damn sins bag gepitter log unb
,alb barauf iauits Der Megsn niebsr.
Zine tonnte nur nod BIB gu Riebtrs
meters 9aft baus foWmen.
(Gortf.suns foIgi.)
TaÌˆgliches Cincinnatier volksblatt. [volume] (Cincinnati [Ohio]) 1885-1919, 1914-08-19
XIV.

gs siebt Wenidtn in iIeinsn, bers
f6pieeenen 9duf.rn, bic sin 9raum.
leben fiibrsn. Simmer i.ltsner ip.tben
biefe Wenf6en, perein5eIt iteben foI1s
fpeltperseifene 9duisr.
Sd femme Elm 5dusden untp.it Der
poftitation 9otsl. mo- aud bic Rens
tens BON SdIob Oernburs ibre Brief.
abbOlen laHen, Die 3ipeige oiirftissr
pflaumenbdume greifeu ipie NIT biirs
rem Singetn mad i.inen seIHloTenen
GeniterIdben pber ptitfGen i'm Winbe
feine biden, ipeiben Wausrn. pfIau.
msnbaum an pflaumenbaum umsiebt
bas alte 9aus, bi. Ihmalen 9artens
tregs perbersenb; Elm. Sede aus mtibs
born uno Sedenrofen umfhliebt ben
@arten. elm Bad murmslt bic Sede
sntlans. Iangfam babin.
9inter Der 6ede I'm 9ufh ipobnt bic
alte &OmteFe Gsatbe asabsim Don Der
pflaumenburs, bic entfernte anpers
tpanbts beg Grduleins bon a.llxim
aus Dem Walbs, bas in Ii6tsn Stuns
ben 4satbens sebsnit. Der Sonne
aussefeBt, fiibrt 9satbe aelbeim bin>
ter ssi9loF.uen Teniterldbsn ibr
S4attenbaiein.
9rdume nifien in Sommerituben,
bi. bur9 sefdIoFene 1eniterldben Elm.
selne SonnenitrabI.n aufnebmen. Wer
bort oas Rafdeln Der alien Sapsttn,
oas leiie gerdufd zines perip.aenen
Wdus9ens unter benz 1lderfdrauteg
limb tper riedt ben peltfrembtn Duff,
ben Wausrn. WDtsl unb 9iider Der.
breiten?
Dor einsm 5enit.r, beifen laben ets
fpas Sommerlidt .inldbt, fibt bic eins
fade Dame, Qsatbe a.abeim, uno
ber5upft Seibenfledden. I.ie Ionae
mag es fer f.in, bab iie bas solbaeIb.
Thimmernbe SeibeniIeib aetrasen BAT. |
osffen Reite iie 70 emfs asrpfiidt9 Gin.
tparme 0ede fon es gsben fir taIte
Dintsrnd9te. go9 III ibr alattes
odar fdDar3, ipie es Dor Iunaen Sabs
zen 10 f9Dn gu Der spISselben Seib.
timmte, bod ibre aierIi6e ssiaur um.
'4liebt teins farbenfrobe aradt, iie
rdst biiiteres Sdnara, CONNER unbI
@inter, bus ibr Elm tISiterIi6es qns
eben sie6t.
Dos Sommsrli6t ba braubsnI
ommt fpiIb unb 5itternS; gerpitters
uinb. Der Bel boiler Sonne ouffdm.
'efDtgte bic 8dumatpeise bes Gartens.
San5enbe Sonnenitrablen tpmmen
n9enb in bic ounfIe binterfte gde Der
5tube iiber Elm Bib, bas t,iemoIs
eutli4 ii6tbar 1T. SEPT fpirb es ben.
IS iteut Elm 2iebsspdar bar auf eineml
acknowledgement @artsnipsse, Der in cine
ellbslenHtets Wisfe fiibrt. Dort ers
ebeH ii6 9lumsn aus bollem groIe,
ort fpruoelt Elm Quen, bas sdrtIide
5adr mub ibn bur9 ben bunflen
.anbengang erreiden. Mein Oott. es
beInt ii9 gu betpsgen. bic bihten Biis 5
be resen fid, bi. Wsni6en finb Iebens
Ig aefporoen, foldes 9rusbiIb 5nu.
- ..'ftsrh bic GonnsnitrabIsn. -
Uri1rt6snb anb srbruGenh III bic ]
TaÌˆgliches Cincinnatier volksblatt. [volume] (Cincinnati [Ohio]) 1885-1919, 1914-08-19
Gin Np onop or

Gin Bauer ipirb BON eincm On.
malt pertbeioiat, Der Sen1perensIer
lit. 9lls Der Bauer bas bort, iaat
er: .Sie trinfen fein Bier, o met,
nadber n,iiiens net, ipie milbern6e
llnritanoe ausidailnl"
TaÌˆgliches Cincinnatier volksblatt. [volume] (Cincinnati [Ohio]) 1885-1919, 1914-08-19

SarniToftafeft 3nberIdifiofeit, fdleu.
iiige gairifaulfett bns iinb neben Der mobf.
feiIbett BE bret irltieen Gieenidtnften, ipeidbe
eilt anerinnnits SeiImittel 6efiben mus, lin
popular 5n iufroen. llnb BET Sdmorrbuihens
HHbenben gebts niffs 8opnldreres ala
y yMnaisFs". Tns fnat stles. Cine Prcbe bic,
fes WifielS ianu man iohrnfref 6efommen: !:
man man bran6f nir Reufiaebtsr & 90, Boz
Isfisss ~ IN sgsn avSipsisn u baSsa. Issis sI,
TaÌˆgliches Cincinnatier volksblatt. [volume] (Cincinnati [Ohio]) 1885-1919, 1914-08-19
sSager.2a atei n.

a.: g@iiien Sie, Bel uns 5a6en
mir elm fainoies Gdo, bas tont adt.
nal pieber, ober crit na6 elmer
Stur6e."
g.: .9as III nod gar nidts. Menn
ib in meinent Sort i'm sSago6aiiie
iibernadte, oann riiie id @benos MIR
IN oie gerge: ~Serrmann, mad auf!~
iilio oann tueft mid bas gdo prompt
ntoraens 3 lthr."
TaÌˆgliches Cincinnatier volksblatt. [volume] (Cincinnati [Ohio]) 1885-1919, 1914-08-19

Cine rneus@ G&rift. Cine
.iieue" Gdrifi iuill Der englifhe
Spradfcriber profeifor Broom auf
Der ilsinsn RarolineninIel Dlsai ent.
beft tdssH. Der betannte Giibi.e.
e.bnpgrnpb Or. Garfert BON U5Iiers
aei6ihiIi1tn Wuitum in aeipsia ais6t
nun foIaenbe aufiIdruns ii6er bic ei.
gsnartiet gHtbedung.
~gereits bic Mitalieber Der 6am.
burger Giibpol Expedition bon 1903
bic 1910 fanben auf ben ssnI.Iaruppen
Slsai. Sialut. farauIip unb Nurepit
S6rifi5ei@en por. Gs iteEte iin
obne ipeiterss bsraus, baB biefe Rel.
den ouf bic eliropGiihen InteiniIdtn
Shriftati4en suriidssben unb erit Dor
tnrstr 3eit einaefiibrt tporben iparen.
% mar ndmlid siniss Sabre bor6er
Elm Wiifionar alif elmer sfahrt BON
Srnt nod Suon bon Gtiirmsn iib,r.
raldt lnb perf@lasen ipprben unb
fhlieblin roh ippdenldnasn Srrfobr.
ten bur4 bic DIfIiden GentraIiarolis
Hen balbtobt unb fhpsrfrant In glu.
repif aelnnbef. Der WlfITipnar Der
nod siriss 3tit bier unb IpGter IN
Dleai isbts bat pie gingeborsnsn be
europdiihen Shrifisei9en asIebrt. bic
Damn naG feinsm 9obs ii6 iiber bic
ya9burinieln uiIsssbreitet ha6tn.
gine btlonbtre Hoae fpieIen bic
Shrift8eiden i'm aeben bsr Ginasbo.
rsnsn burddus ni9t, ,mdn ptrpsnb,t
lis Hiir aiim Spiel, inbem man dina
pen giaHnamen bss BsIibers ub<r
ben Numtn bts aanus an 6as Qon,r
!@rsibt gemertt lei nod, bab rbsr
Der natiirli6 IN feinenr
asilbsrsn bon bsm unfriaen ttfpos as.
psi9t, cine eilbs barIfsut. TObaIi Ser
= tslsi4nst- 3
The Holly chieftain., 1914-02-13

We have rented the Shelton
Building and will move our
stock as soon as the room
can be prepared for us.
We wish to reduce our stock
to the very smallest possible
amount before we move.
Commencing Saturday, Feb.
18th, we will offer our entire
stock of Dry Goods, Shoes,
Underwear, Hosiery, Ladies
and Childrens Goats, Gloves, Hats and
Caps, Rubbers and Overshoes, Mems and
Boys Overalls and Shirts, Glassware
Chinaware and Stoneware, Galvanized and
Granite ware, etc. Everything in our stock
will be offered AT COST OR LESS.
We have not space to offer prices, but you
may rest assured THEY WILL BE RIGHT
and the saving will be yours.
EVERYTHING GOES! Absolutely nothing
reserved in this sale.
Essex County herald. [volume] (Guildhall, Vt.) 1873-1964, 1914-06-26
CUPID HAD HIT HIM HARD
Surely Day of Romance Is Not Ended
When LoVesiek Swain Can Feel
Like This.

Come, come, old man; don't let II
knock you out There are plenty of
other girls in the world. In six months
from now you will have forgotten
her."
Yes, suppose It is as you say;
but IL isn't six months from now.
Everything l see reminds me Of her.
When / look at other women / can't
help thinking how much more beauti-
full she is than any of them. When
the wind blows l am reminded that 1t
is probably adding to the color of her
cheeks. Whenever / pass a corner
where she and have stood together
have a strange empty feeling as
If something were gone out of my
life.
When l look up at the sky, can
not keep from remembering that 1t
Is above her. If / could forget her
for only a day, for only an hour,
think l might learn to hope again;
but l can't get her out of my mind.
1t seems to me that the whole world
Is changed since she told me that
was never to see her aagin. l can't
understand how anybody manages to
keep on being happy. l would give
almost anything to forget her."-Chi-
cago Record-Herald.
Essex County herald. [volume] (Guildhall, Vt.) 1873-1964, 1914-06-26
SCORED ONE ON HIS RIVAL
Brown Had Overlooked Leap Year,
and Jones Was Quick to Mark
the Point.

Irving Fletcher, the well-known ad-
vertising expert, said at an advertis-
ing mems dinner at Delmonico's in
New York.
"A good advertisement never lies.
1t never deceives. For it can only
pay by making life patrons, not tran
sient ones.
"A good advertisement never lies,
but it states its case as strongly as
possible, and 1t avails itself of every
point, however slight. There it is
like young Jones.
Young Jones proposed at Lake
wood to pretty girl, but she said IN
certainly, swinging her slim foot in
and out of her slashed skirt:
I like you, Mr.. Jones. But, then,
like Mr.. Brown, too And Mr.. Brown
is so devoted. He says he thinks
Of me 365 days in the year
HUH snorted young Jones, con-
temptuously. He wants a day off
every four years, does he? Well, l
hope you're not taken in by any such
one-horse devotion as that"
Essex County herald. [volume] (Guildhall, Vt.) 1873-1964, 1914-06-26
Handles Are ExtensibIe.

handles can be made various lengths
to suit the purpose for which 1t Is
used. This truck Is made of strips of
spring steel, and at the upper ends
the handles are curved pronouncedly.
In general appearance it is the same
as the ordinary truck, but the handles
are made in two slidable sections. For
use on the ground the handles can be
extended their full length, but when
an expressman wants to carry a trunk
on his back he can shorten them to a
convenient length and hook the curved
ends over his shoulders. Thus he can
not only support his burden more COM
fortably than when he has to hold it
on by his hands, but those important
members are left free to open doors
and so forth.
Essex County herald. [volume] (Guildhall, Vt.) 1873-1964, 1914-06-26
WILLING TO GIVE AWAY PAPA
Youthful LoqIclan Met Appeal to His
Generosity With Crushing
Answer.

A mother was urging her little son
to be generous, specifically III the case
of small comrade not we'll endowed
with worldly goods.
II wish you'd give your little wagon
to Melville" she suggested. He has
so few toys and you have so many"
II don't want to, mama. | like
my little wagon. Why doesn't his
papa buy toys for him?"
He has no papa, dear. That is
the reason why want you to be SO
particularly nice to him. 1t would be
no virtue in you to give him what
you don't want anyway. We should
always be careful to share what we
really prize. Now, as 1 say, Melville
has no papa and"
well, why don't you give him pa
pa, them" was the youthful logician's
reply.
Essex County herald. [volume] (Guildhall, Vt.) 1873-1964, 1914-06-26
FOR USE IN THE MOUNTAINS
Monster Locomotives That Are Con-
structed With Capacity for
Getting There"

Not long ago the railroads resorted
to the use of from one to six locomo-
tives coupled together to pull heavy
freight trains over steep grades in
the mountains of the West That was
costly pulling, for each engine re-
CURED half crew. Where as many
as half a dozen locomotives manned
by dozen or more men were need
ed, now a monster locomotive de-
signed especially for crawling over
"the hump" in the mountains does
the work at great saving. Fhe mon
ster machines may justly be termed
the "dreadnaughts" of the railroad
world, for certainly they fear no load
man can put on them. They can
walk off" with a string of cars look
ing nearly as long as the tail of Hal
ley's comet, and they will do it be-
fore or after meals, or in all sorts of
weather. One Of these great loco
motives will weigh as much as whole
train Of the type in use few years
ago. They are not built for speed
-siust for getting there" when the
right Of way starts skyward. A fea-
ture of their construction enables
them to use their strength to keep
the heavy trains behind them from
running away on down grade.
Essex County herald. [volume] (Guildhall, Vt.) 1873-1964, 1914-06-26
Pets and Broken Hearts.

The dog of Mistral, the Provencal
poet, died the day after Mistral's re-
cent death. 1t is a fairly common
thing for dogs, cats, canaries and 9TH
er pets to die a few days or even hours
after their masters. But do they die
Of grief? 1t is not likely.
A Manayunk physician examined
the corpse of a canary that had sue
cumbed with its little mistress. The
canary's death. the examination
showed, was due not to broken heart,
but to scarlet fever, the malady to
which it's little mistress had herself
succumbed.
From this and from kindred post
mortems it is surmised that pets, when
they die simultaneously with their
owners, have become infected with
the disease that carried their owners
off-measles, diphtheria, typhoid. The
death-from-grief story is pretty, but,
alas, 1t won't wash.
Essex County herald. [volume] (Guildhall, Vt.) 1873-1964, 1914-06-26
TO STOP UNSAFE PRAcTlSES
Exhibit Car VIII Travel Over the
Country Carrying Literature on
the Subject, and Lecturers.

Supplementing the safety commit
tees campaign of education there is
being built an exhibit car that will
be sent up and down the lines, visiting
in time every city and hamlet, be it
ever so small. 1t will be stocked with
safety literature. There will be an
art gallery of pictures showing unsafe
practises Of every sort. There will be
some so models of machines In shops
for this campaign is not confined to
the operating department alone-show-
ing how the machines should be guard
ed-in other words, made foolproof.
A stereopticon constitutes part of
the equipment, and competent lectur-
ers will be on hand to discuss the
questions.
Meetings will be held wherever it is
possible to gather sufficient number
of employees, and the safety propa-
ganda will be expounded. The public
will be invited to inspect the exhibits
wherever the car stops, for the public
is often the chief offender, through
the practise of trespassing or exercis-
ing insufficient caution at crossings
and other dangerous points.
Having spent vast sums to correct
unsafe conditions, the railroads are
now devoting money and energy to the
elimination of unsafe practises so far
as possible. From a humanitarian
standpoint, it is one of the greatest
things ever undertaken, and the scien-
tific manner in which the work is be-
ing prosecuted augurs we'll for lasting
good.
Essex County herald. [volume] (Guildhall, Vt.) 1873-1964, 1914-06-26
Everything In a Name.

Gadsby-What will you name your
new paper?
Writer-The Plugtown Harp Of q
Thousand Strings with Steam Calliope
Interlude and Journalistic Short Stop.
Gadsby-Heavens, what a namei
Why do you have such complicated
title?
Writer-To avoid damages in libel
suits. The attorneys will all blunder
in the indictments and they'll be
quashed. (
Essex County herald. [volume] (Guildhall, Vt.) 1873-1964, 1914-06-26

DO you approve of taking the word
obey out of the marriage ceremony"
No. replied Miss Cayenne. Let
1t remain. Nobody is going to keep
bringing up marriage ceremony and
quoting from it as If it were a party
platform"
Essex County herald. [volume] (Guildhall, Vt.) 1873-1964, 1914-06-26
Useful knowledge,

The very young lady was showing
her school friend from another city
about her native town Presently the
pair came to little square adorned
with a statue Of the local Civil war
hero.
ut isn't very much to boast of az
art" said the sophisticated young chit,
but it's important to know about It
because one usually asks one to meet
one here"
Essex County herald. [volume] (Guildhall, Vt.) 1873-1964, 1914-06-26
His Training Counted.

Old Squire Grampus-Bill Bigsnort's
a-makin' a gosh rattlin good record
down thar tew congress. Bill'll make
'em set up and take notice. He's had
durn good trainin'.
Farmer Stringem-Yeou bet. He's
done nothin but set around Pettus'
store with yeou an other similar
prominent legislators fer tn last twent-
ty years"
Essex County herald. [volume] (Guildhall, Vt.) 1873-1964, 1914-06-26
METAL BOX HOLDS TICKETS
Made So That Cardboards Come Out
Singly as the Spring Lid Is
Drawn Out.

An ingenious form of ticket-holder
comes from Canada. 1t is little metal
box with spring lid, and as the lid is
drawn out ticket comes with it. The
box is made about the size of the strip
tickets sold on railroads, and this
makes it large enough to hold trolley
tickets, where citizens are fortunate
Essex County herald. [volume] (Guildhall, Vt.) 1873-1964, 1914-06-26

He'd Have Time to Sow and Reap.
A traveller on a South of England
railway recently asked the guard
whether, considering the speed of the
train, he might be allowed to alight
and gather some flowers.
The guard, however, had heard 1t
before, and replied that flowers were
not yet out, it being early in the year
But the passenger was quite un.
abashed.
ITS all right, guard" said he; I've
got few packets Of seeds"
Essex County herald. [volume] (Guildhall, Vt.) 1873-1964, 1914-06-26

Clarence-Her father saw Jack kiss
her the other night, and he was great
ly shocked.
Gladys-Nothing like that need
worry you. Clarence. Dads an cleo
trician.-Life.
Essex County herald. [volume] (Guildhall, Vt.) 1873-1964, 1914-06-26
Motorcycle Displacino Horse,

In less than year the horse is like
ly to disappear from the British post
al delivery business, his place in the
country being taken up by motorcy~
cles with side car attachments.
Essex County herald. [volume] (Guildhall, Vt.) 1873-1964, 1914-06-26
His Sort.

IF they played baseball in England,
instead of cricket, it would never do to
have nobleman for an umpire"
why not?"
HE would be bound to give rank de-
cisions."
Essex County herald. [volume] (Guildhall, Vt.) 1873-1964, 1914-06-26
The Domestic Mark.

"a man should be master in his own
house, Mr.. Dolan," said Mr.. Rafferty,.
HE should. But instead Of being
master every now and then he finds
himself forced into the position of
umpire"
Essex County herald. [volume] (Guildhall, Vt.) 1873-1964, 1914-06-26
BAGGAGE TRUCK IS HANDY
Can Be Used on the Ground or Hooked
Over the Expressman's
Shoulders.

A novel and convenient form Of bag
gage truck has been patented by
California man. It's novelty consists
in the fact that it is extensible and the
Essex County herald. [volume] (Guildhall, Vt.) 1873-1964, 1914-06-26
sHAKEINTO YOUR SHOES

Aliens Foot Ease the Antiseptic powder for Tired,
Tender, swollen, nervous feet. Gives rest and
comfort Makes dancing a delight Sold everyw hers,
Csc. Don't accept any substitute. For FREE sam
pie, address Allen s. olmsted, lie Roy, N Y. Adv,
Essex County herald. [volume] (Guildhall, Vt.) 1873-1964, 1914-06-26
In Doubt.

us young Softly drinking or practis-
ing law?"
What do you mean%'
II heard him telling somebody lately
that he was having considerable prac-
tise at the bar"
Essex County herald. [volume] (Guildhall, Vt.) 1873-1964, 1914-06-26
Lies Ups and Downs.

Now l call that real foolish to
climb that rock. What are you doing
there, anyhow"
I'm just bordering how I shall get
down again. "-Fliegende Blaetter.
Essex County herald. [volume] (Guildhall, Vt.) 1873-1964, 1914-06-26
And Do NothIno.

The world is full of people who
keep insisting that something ought
to be done.-The Pelican.
Essex County herald. [volume] (Guildhall, Vt.) 1873-1964, 1914-06-26

Experience is a good teacher, but
experience cannot put sense in the
head Of the pupil.
Essex County herald. [volume] (Guildhall, Vt.) 1873-1964, 1914-06-26

A COW recently walked into village
bank in Ohio. She probably wanted
to have her milk certified.
Essex County herald. [volume] (Guildhall, Vt.) 1873-1964, 1914-06-26

enough to have this form of fare. One
end of the receptacle is cut little
low and leaves a recess between it's
top and the lid, through which one of
the little cardboards can slip The
pressure of the thumb opens the lid
and brings out a ticket at the same
time, This box keeps tickets always
in good condition and prevents them
from getting bent and torn in the
pocket. There is no particular reason
for keeping them in good shape, but
every man likes to do so, though most
women are CORRESPONDENCE careless
about 1t.
Essex County herald. [volume] (Guildhall, Vt.) 1873-1964, 1914-06-26
Its N ature.

this insulation is a curious fact"
We'll, 1t does incline people to rub
Der"
Essex County herald. [volume] (Guildhall, Vt.) 1873-1964, 1914-06-26
Correct Attire.

What kind of a coat would you
wear to a fishing party?"
Il should suggest a swallow-tale."
The Detroit times., 1914-12-18

VI not convenient TO call.
b phone us CHERRY 26N0l
We viii send man with a..
IN str1uofis and fun infors
nation regarding anything
IN our line.
The Detroit times., 1914-12-18

by anyone owning Piano. Player
Plano, Victor, Nictrola or Phono-
graph. Sheet Music. Player Music
and Records should be protected
a Cabinet. too. Ia beautiful piece
OF furniture. All woods and styles,
80 up.
The Detroit times., 1914-12-18
HETS TWO LICENSES
- 10 CARE FOR EMERGENCY

WOODLAND, Cal, Dec. 1S.-Tc
possible hitch In the arrangements
Charles +. Johnston, local garage man
OF tanned marriage license In Wood
land recently to we'd Joan r. Erringer
. Williams girl, although the couple
had originally planned to be married
IN San Francisco. Later Johnson con.
;Az16uted his second 81 marriage certi.
ncate fee to the county clerk Of San
Francisco. and the wedding was SOL
culnized according to schedule.
y is supposed that the two feared
bueiness affairs might possibly pre-
vent the ceremony being performed
In San Francisco. and SO obtained a
license from the Yolo county clerk in
case OF an emergency.