The evening herald. [volume] (Albuquerque, New Mexico) 1914-1922, 1914-04-25
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lT HAS BEEN well known that
Uu,ria De- 20 BOOK, tighter. Iut AFT r
yesterday Mexico coy report. We
eco ICludc that be also smokes hop
.
~ VIEW Of tho fact that mine
property worth half "a million dollars
has been destroyed. 30 LOOKS like coli
urado could have better afforded 10
pay the m'ii'ancn their salaries.
THE COUNTY commissioners aI
soiug Go ia the approach to the Bar
elias bridge Moudat. II It's SIN there.
o
VILLA sent his love 60 General
Hugh L. scott. The general always
had "a way of gaining the affection oi
Indians.
o
THE MAYOR OF Trinidad declined
a. discuss the situation around his
town And NOBODY blamcs him.
o
BEING MAYOR OF Trinidad must
Doe ten degrees worse than being dc-
tive manager of q crazy house.
O.
SOME MEMBERS OF the cabinet
are Inclined &C. take Villas profession
of friendship with q grain ~ salt
The safest way tu take villa b. With "a
BAH and chain.
~ VIEW VI events at Laredo. 81
Pasu probably viii spend several nee
Nous nights.
WILLIAM RANDOLPH HEARST
should ga Co Mexico and take a post
graduate coursr in running % news
paper from Hucrtg.s editors,
PENRosE regards our relations
with Mexico as critical. 70 may Dee
said hat the senator's relations "lin
PENNSYLVANIA also are critical
Q
At THIS TIME We will admit that
the Monroe Doctrine Is quite BROADLY
applied.
WHAT proAtcth % city Co De- clean
thir wees and dirty the rest of the
year,
THE ARMY travels on It's stom-
3oh.' said Napoleon. Which rs prop-
abb why irs considered a casus bell.
.
OK MAY 10th all roosters a Ken
tucks are Co bc slaughtered. Ken
remedies FOR indigestion soon there3i-
o
WE LOVE Co see the summer come.
Bright DAYS and balmy nights
But saw, us from the bugs that hum
Eround the corncr lights.
o
IS SPITE NJ the war scare fresh
/ cherries dropped .%tsterday Co a dollar
q pound.
o
YOU MAY also trade a dollar Tor j.,
new potato almost - big.
WONDER what Hu,rta could do
30 ho really went ia tor fiction?
BiI Jones.
Z LENT ilil Jones "a dollar, ana add
od nl, next day,
ilr borrowed % horse collar, and next
o. load of hay,
a. p.ftufuIa and feed cutter, a saw
hu,E aud some shoes,
And tucu 3D. pound oi butter. ] uc'c.
.uald refuse
Elll had NO sort ui credit AT D oi
the stores
a. borrowed from old NeuDit "a boy
To- do his chores.
no borrowed 20 o. borrowed uli aU
the uclghbuThuud
just s,uTrd uu him ana surrnAcd, 20.
At bad lone cm good.
The ucighburs held meeting To- can
Nass ana protest,
But BilI Ilst lodged their grtctin
aud hlKcd oGt FOR she West
Bifl sci up as "a farmer, % that We.
just the rub;
tie WAS J good hair warmer, "a SIM
pie sort Of dub.
lie VAS e lively topic here o. mere.
about
Hs good points m|iscrosopic, his bad
points not ln doubt
Until IN other subjects MS borrowings
were lost,
Though every ~ueighbors ooleels were
counted lu The cost
a. was SOME ten years after that Bii
appeared again.
The Law had freed the CRATER oi
Bill still had 81 brain.
lie now rudr .u tu auto and drcssc,
to beat tho hdnd
! And ~t.trNNhcry he ought 20 Bill ui
fcr,d the glad hand.
Hs whispered on the qu,et that m
Auces we're rank,
To HN en- up ne d try II by siartini
oI a. bank.
But FIRST he bought an acre la IN
heart uf town.
OF Juhez Hines the htAyr, pdli
the money down
And ON this he erected a nulldlii
high of brick.
This surely want expected, out 1871
hc turned the Trick
And then boz, laid the ground out-hi
plan he kept quite dark
Until the Village found BIll mean
10 Tor t park.
The men OF whom he'd borrowed 4
days up ou the farm
No lougrr were SO sprruWcd, Tor 1871
had meant no harm.
And when Co them he limited he
pas them sh some DAY,
i They thought the money minted an
gldaly went their way.
Bius bank Just uulgcd with money
. bis Interest WIS high
! Yet uo 800, thought BE- funny. and non
would Rlii belle.
BUT one cold winter morning IL crow
3 of angry men
f, Discovered without warning that Eil
had ZONE u~saiu'-JudEc
and rapidfire guns could not he de
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