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Atlanta Georgian. [volume] (Atlanta, Ga.) 1912-1939, 1914-03-19
By WILLIAM F. KIRK.

THARE was a ydng man at bur
house last mite. Ers name was
Harold Win-gate & and he was "a
story ritter He toald Ma that he had
been riteing stories for the maga2eeus
for two whole yeers 4 that he had rote
about 40 stories
Have you rote any laitly? Ma asked
him
No, sed Harold Wn-gate, | haven't
rote at all laitly. DO you know he Sed
to Ma \ Pa, l have horribel. haunting
feer that | am ritten out that can no
longer rite anything witch is fit to pub
fish \ get the mummy for. 1t is terri
bel haunting feer. he sed DO yN see
the gray hair on my tempel? he asked
Ma.
No, sed Ma, ! doant see any hair but
black hair on yure tempel Wen. sed
Mister Win gate. there was a gray hair
thare this morning Maybe it has fell
out, but IL was thare this morning
4 Wen l seen IL in the looking glass.
he sed. reelized that il had cam thars
on account Of my worrying so about my
riteiug oh, IL is a horrible, haunting
feer.
You are talking foolish, Harold. sed
Pa Why you are only 80 yeers old &
YOU have been rite.ng jest two yeers
How In the wurld cud you git ritten out
in SO short a timeH II YOU want to
know the truth about this haunting feer
stun sed Pa. I have a haunting feer that
YOU are lazy
You must not tell me that ! am lazy.
sed Harold
repeet that you are lazy & that thare
iseut anything else the matter with you,
sed IA II YOU We're To get up sum
morning & take a long walk Il then eet
sum breakfast " set down to yure tipe-
ritter. II keep sitting thare til you got a
start you wud find that YOU are not
ritteu out. hut on the contrary are git
Atlanta Georgian. [volume] (Atlanta, Ga.) 1912-1939, 1914-03-19
Snap Shots
BY LILLIAN LAUFERTY.
MAIDEN NEGOTIATIONS.

MAIDEN NEGOTIATIONS.
Genius is talent set on fire by nour-
age.
Talent is ability plus facility
And facility is the genius for do
ing things easily.
But courage-ah, that Is the fine
splendor of achievement that makes
man dare TO express what he feels,
even when he is dangerously far
ahead of his times.
1t is always we'll to believe few
things deeply-provided only they are
deep things.
Great pleasures are let on short
leases; big emotions fade like sunsets,
and lesser feelings follow and linger
like soft twilight.
Sleep is to man what winding up
is to a watch-and is needed with
equal regularity.
Man by taking thought may not be
able to add a cubit to his stature-but
woman, by taking the right dress
maker-may seem to do so.
Woman is extravagant with her
money and her moments-but how
ever much money a man spends at his
tailor's he spends very little time
there.
The better the car, the less noise
its engine makes; the deeper the
river, the more noiselessly it flows to
the sea; and big souls do not babble
and chatter and explode like an opened
exhaust
What you ARE DOING, though
small is larger than the biggest
thing YOU INTEND TO DO.
1t is not enough to aim-you must
hit
Varnish and polish do not hide the
grain of the wood-they bring it
boldly to view. And knowing this,
many human beings treat their per-
sonality to a disguising-coat of
paint!
at is indeed a good thing to be well
descended-but the glory belongs to
ones ancestors" says Nathaniel Haw-
thorne. Indeed, yes, say we. While
admiring your family tree, pray re-
member that ii is the tree you gaze
upon-and you" may be a little
rotten apple that has fallen to the
ground.
An ADAPTATION
The pulsing songbird MARBLES
From every greenwood tree
And who feels greater rapture
Whose heart knows greater glee?
Within the walls of cageland
The walls of silence grow
Then who knows deeper anguish,
Who suffers greater woe?
How poor are they that have not
patience
What wound did ever heal but by de-
grees?"
I'VE receive but what we give,
And in life alone does Nature live"
-Coleridge.
Patience little-learn to wait;
Years are long on the clock Of fate"
Atlanta Georgian. [volume] (Atlanta, Ga.) 1912-1939, 1914-03-19
o Advice to Lovelorn o
By BEATRICE FAIRFAX.

because he will learne to love you by
coming, encourage his absence, if he
feels that it is not desirable that he
should love you. You must decide
you don't want his love.
RUTH'S DILEMMA.
Dear Miss Fairfax:
/ am 10 and think a great deal
of a boy of II. AS attend high
school, it is impossible for me to
see him in the week days, as he
works. | meet him when ! go to
mass on Sundays and he asks me
to go out with him.
My parents refuse to allow me
to go out with young men, and
when he asks me have to refuse.
Seeing that the boy looks hurt
when | give him my answer, l do
not know who | am to please--the
young man or my parents.
RUTH.
Try pleasing your parents. II Is
the experience of every woman that
this is the best investment any cir
can make.
Atlanta Georgian. [volume] (Atlanta, Ga.) 1912-1939, 1914-03-19
TO-DAY'S INSTALLMENT

Fifty first chapter-continued
"Yes?"
This time / thought = I really
really thought he was too fond Of
ycu."
had TO hold my breast 30 keep
down the cry OF JOY that was rising
70 my throat. but the dear soul saw
nothing.
Not that he said so-not to say
said so. but it's like a mother to see
things, isn't Il? And he was talking
and talking so much about Mary
O'Neill that | was ALPHABETICALLY
frightened"
Frightened ?"
Hes so tender hearted. YOU see
And then you you're such a
wonderful woman grown Tommy the
Mate says there hasn't been the like
OF you ON this island since they laid
your mother under the sod It's truth
enough, too-gospel truth. And Mar
tin--Martin says there isn't your
equal. no, not in London itself neither.
So So" she said, trembling and
Hfammering. 81 was thinking
was thinking he was only flesh and
blood, like the rest OF US poor boy,
and IL he got TO be too fond Of you
now that you're married and
have a husband, you know ."
The trembling and stammering
stopped her for a moment
They're saying you are not very
happy in your marriage neither.
Times and times rye heard people
saying he isn't kind to you, and they
married you against your will,
$50 was telling myself if that's SO,
nnd Martin and you came together
row, and you encouraged him, and let
him go on and anything
rame of II any trouble or
disgrace or the like of that
bt would be such a terrible cruel thing
Atlanta Georgian. [volume] (Atlanta, Ga.) 1912-1939, 1914-03-19
BUY HER A BOX.
Dear Miss Fairfax:

Dear Miss Fairfax:
I am twenty-five, and have
been engaged to q girl of eighteen
for the past three months. Re-
Gently | won a box of chocolates
where my sister and her lady
friend spent twice as much for
chances. AS I won the chocolates
in their presence | divided the top
tier between them, and offered my
fiancee the lower tier (she was
not present when the rattle took
place., explaining the conditions.
She was insulted, and absolutely
refused to accept them. Since then
we have been arguing who was
right. When she refused the
chocolates j was highly insulted,
and left her for peace sake.
A CONSTANT READER.
You were wrong not to give tn
box outright to the two ladies present
No girl likes to be put in the posi-
ton in which you put your fiancee
Give her a whole box, or give he
none. By giving her what the other
left, you prove yourself very penu
rious.
Atlanta Georgian. [volume] (Atlanta, Ga.) 1912-1939, 1914-03-19
GIVE YOURSELF A CHANCE.
DEAR MISS FAIRFAX.

loved a gentleman at first
sight, have been angry with him
for the past two years and don't
care for him now | met many
other gentlemen, but don't care
for them as much. l would like
to know whether l would care for
another gentleman as l did for the
first, whom l don't care for now
ROSE B.
That is something only the future
will tell, but there is no doubt you
will learn to care for another man
even more than you cared for the
first But don't keep the first love
too much in memory.
Atlanta Georgian. [volume] (Atlanta, Ga.) 1912-1939, 1914-03-19
Always Martin.

i was Martin. Martin. always Mar
| tin. sim in her sweet motherly
seltishness she could think of nobody
else, Fondly as she loved me, il
never occurred to her for a moment
that IL did what she wished and
sent Martin away from me. too
would suffer Pat a harder hen #
than minc would have melted at tho
{ sight of her pcrpleNity and distress,
and when with a helpless look she
/ said:
I Il don't know what YOU are to do
II really, really don't ! comforted
( her tneedinE comfort SO much my
selD, and told her would find a way
of my own to do what she desired.
win you, though she said.
Indeed ! will"
And YOU won't send him away
sore hearted either"
/ Indeed ! won't"
II knew YOU would say that May
/ The Lord and His holy mother bless
I you'"
She was weeping tender. Copious.
I blessed teams by this time, but there
/ we're smiles behind them.
Not that there's another woman
I'm the world ! would rather give
/ him 20 IL things were as they used
7 to be, But they're different now,
are they not %" She asked
I Yes they're different now" | an
swerrd
hut are YOU sure you're not cross
with me for coming"
"Oh no. mo-" / said, and IL was al!
. could say for my voice was failing
me
Atlanta Georgian. [volume] (Atlanta, Ga.) 1912-1939, 1914-03-19

7 Fifty first chapter-continued.
Atlanta Georgian. [volume] (Atlanta, Ga.) 1912-1939, 1914-03-19
HE'S A THRILLER.
Dear Miss Fairfax:

Dear Miss Fairfax:
have been going with young
gentleman for quite while, and
he gave me every reason to make
me believe he loved me.
While in my company the other
evening he told me he did not
love me, but cared for me great
deal, and he would stay away be-
cause If he came up to see me he
would learn to love me When
asked why he told me such a
thing. he said, Just for pleas
ure'' f. r. j.
He is not only a trifler, but con
silly. If he stays ava
Atlanta Georgian. [volume] (Atlanta, Ga.) 1912-1939, 1914-03-19
THE WOMAN THOU
GAVEST NE By HALL CAME
The Greatest Story of The Twentieth Century

for the boy just when every
bodys talking about him and speak
ing so we'll too
II was out at last, Her poor broken
hearted story was told. Being "A mar
ried woman. hnhappily married, too,
/ was a danger to her beloved son,
and she had come to me in her
sweet. unmindful motherly selfishness
to ask me to protect him against
myself
Whites and whiles I've been think
ing OF it," she said. What will /
dor I've been asking myself and
sometimes I've been thinking / would
speak to Martin, | didn't dare do IL,
though. But when ! heard last night
that you had come home to see your
father, | said Doctor, I'll go over
and speak to herself You1l never
do that, Christian Ann said the doc
tor. Yes, ! Will ! said IN speak
10 the young mistress herself She
may be a great lady now. but haven't
| nursed her on my knee? She'll
never do anything to harm my boy,
II ] ask her not TO, No, indeed she
won't Not Mary O'Neil I'll never
believe II OF her Never In this
world T."
Atlanta Georgian. [volume] (Atlanta, Ga.) 1912-1939, 1914-03-19
Face Beaming.

The sweet old face was beaming,
but 1t was wet with tears, too, and
while trying to get out her pocket
handkerchief she was fumbling with
the flowers which she was still hold
ing and passing from hand TO hand.
Let me take the roses said as
well as J could, for | could scarcely
say anything.
Il brought them for you" she said,
and then she laughed, a little con-
fusedly, at her own forgetfulness.
To be sure, they're nothing to the
greenhouse ones you'll have al the
Castle, but ! thought you'd like them
for all that They're from the tree
outside the window Of your own little
room. We call IL your room still
the one you slept in when you came
In your little velvet frock and plnnie,
singing carols to my door Mary
O'Neil's room Martin called It then,
and it's been the same to us ever
since"
This touched me so deeply that.
before ! knew what | was doing,
was putting my arm about her waist
and asking her to tell me what she
wished me to do and ! would do It.
VIII you, thought she said, and
Nh'i 'ilN ~ pHt HH' pIbpbuHutu TIE
artless little schemes she had CON
cocted to cure Martin of what she
conceived to be his love for me.
Her first thought WIS that | might
make excuse of my fathers illness to
remain where | was until the time
came for Martin TO leave the island;
but she repented OF this almost inn
mediately, remembering that Martin
was set on seeing me CT must see
her. he had said, and II he did not
see me he would he SO downhearted
Then she thought ! might praise
up my husband to Martin, saying
what fine man he was, tn be sure
and how good he had been to me-
and what proud woman ! was to
be married to him; but she was
ashamed Of that almost as soon as
she had said il, for it might not be
true, and Martin might see was
pretending.
Finally, she suggested that in Or
der To create a GOODNESS between Mar
tin and myself ! might try not TO We
so nice 10 him, speaking short TO him
sometimes and even harsh ana
angry but no. that would he 900
rCruel especially from me. after all
these years, Just when he was going
far away too, and only the Lord and
the blessed saints knew what was To-
become of him
Atlanta Georgian. [volume] (Atlanta, Ga.) 1912-1939, 1914-03-19
By HALL GAME.

Copyright. 1912. by Hearsts Magazine.
Copyright. 1918. by Hearst Magazine.
Copyright in Great Britain. Copyright
1si3. by J. Y Lippincott Company.
Luxemburger gazette. [volume] (Dubuque, Iowa) 1871-1918, 1914-08-04
0i. brei OomenfIbe.

so, ia, meme @ndbise. bic 9as
men iinb ME sufrieben; lie piinI4en
ii9 fosar oret Siibe!"
.Nanu! Sd bitt' sic, ipie tOnnen
sic ipl9en uniinn bebauptsn!"
.4blolut tein l1nIinn: iie tpiiniden
Iid 5psi tleine, 70 ipinsis fleine Jiibe,
Tim barauf gu idtpeben unb einen re4t
grpben, I'm barauf 3u leben!"
Luxemburger gazette. [volume] (Dubuque, Iowa) 1871-1918, 1914-08-04
Die luiriae settle befann
ter u mcrifouer.

llntcr Der Spitn1nrtc: .Nm runoell
Siih" crSGblt cine Nep Oorfer Sci.
tlln9 allerlci Anefbotiihes bon be.
fauiteu Dunfccs; ans Der lansen
Nncfootcnfette nlogen bier Elm paar
.l;crlen" berulsgeriileu mcroen.
Conn @orlbnQ, Der Si5e.ErGiioent
Der Der. Staaten, er5Gblte Dor fursem
iolaenoe @eididte: YaurS noh Der
Gimuhme bon airf aelilieb burd) Die
@lll9oreu bate id, - oanlala nod,
@ouperneur pon S~noiana-@ele9en.
belt. iibcr oas aroBe Grci9niB nit
mchrercn Serrcn 81 iprcfcn. n@ic
ionoerbor," iu9te ih. Dab mir Dos
@ort .airf" IN Den uerihicoeuitcl
Sprnden iinocn: ~airt Sclllleb",
Luxemburger gazette. [volume] (Dubuque, Iowa) 1871-1918, 1914-08-04

meme Serren, heiBt Ypter5l9 &lrd)en".
Ger Sdotte ipriht Don Der r&irf"
Der leutIhc bon Der r3irde", ous
engliide @ort oGbureb" lit alti oas.
ielbe Stomnnport 5uriifSufiibren,
uno nm finben mir oos @ort .airf"
logdr bel oen Siirfen." ,Ter5eibelt
Sic, Serr @ollperneur," unterbrad)
mid elmer Der AnapeIen0en, Elm ge-
lebrter Yroieiior, ~Sbre 9eueisiiib-
rung flilat Iebr biibidL abcr idI mllB
Sic auf einen fleinen Srrthum olrf-
mnrfiom MAIDEN. &irt acliiieb heiBt
a~lleroings uier5ig airdlcn, aber
nairf" heiBt pier5ig unO Daeliiieb"
beiBt Stride"
Ger 9uuoesienutor Somes 6. Mar
tin beriftete nculid, i'm Srembes.
freiie BON einenl Sarmarbeiter Na-
mems Mleranoer. Der inter ielllen BE.
fonnten in Nem Seriep ourh ieine
originellen @eoanfen mo ieine cigen.
ortige Fbilolopbie Elm gemiiies Ans
ieben aenieBt. NlS ~9lerurOer ulli Der
Snrm bes Senators arbeltetc, belt er
zines Cages ploblih mitten i'm aurs
toffelbaden innc uto lugte: SON
Subn lit bod cigentlih Oos ipnoer-
burite @eid)opf oitf Der @elt, Serr Sc
nator. ~ @ieio benn, Nler?" iragtc
Wartin.-.9to, beoenfen Sic ooh:
mir ellen es Dor leiner @eburt. uto
mir ciien cs nad) ieincm SoOe!!"
Nls Ir.. Gliphulet Mott Tptter
Erdiioellt ser llnion- llniperlitGt mar.
belt CT inter ben Stuoenteu itreng
utf 3ud)t. GineS Cages erillbr er.
oaB elmer ser S%tltoenteu germ unO
piel tranf. unb beid)lob. Dem iunget
Wanne fr1ftig ms @enilIen 5l re-.
Den. Gr lieB i'm SIT iid tomlnen emf
ping i'm iebr freunolid), ulterhielt
lih beinabe fan1erooid]oftllh nit Inn
uno iragte oaun ploslih: nSrinten
Sic, SEER Soues?"-~S Se MN, Ser
YrGiioent," erpioerte Der 9ruoer
Stuoio, .es lit 5nor etmns friib am
Gage, nber Sbllen 81 Siebc fam ih ia
einmal cine Illsuobme mafen."
Man mciB, odB sic 3ohl ser &C.
idlihten @emGloe, Die ais original
merfc beriibmter Meiiter pertauii
meroen, iebr groB lit; oieie Sbotiahe
sab Dem Maler Hobert Senri AnlnB
SIT elmer reht bosbuften Inefoote
,%9tebmen Sic 5llnl 9eiipiel," lagte er.
oOen portreiflifen englIIhen Waler
@eorge Wtorlano. Der Dor buItoeri
Sabren lebte. Ter Mann mar lller-
miiolih bel ser glrbcit ilnb malte oenr
alih an picrtalticno 9iloer. &on Die.
len iino aber bcute bod]Itelts nod aft.
tauleno porbnnoen."
Luxemburger gazette. [volume] (Dubuque, Iowa) 1871-1918, 1914-08-04
M utter il

.Soren Sic mai, 6rall Nodburin.
Euua ih iiir eilcn gllten Sobu babe"
Sic meinen pobl Den Stubei-
tcn?"
~6reilih; ser gebt MIR III Rcitonro-
tioneu, mos Habottlpurmarfcn gibt,
uno GA bat er mir bon oieiem fur5ell
Sbmmeriemeiter iiir i~itni5ig Mart
iold)er Morfcn mitgebroht.."
Luxemburger gazette. [volume] (Dubuque, Iowa) 1871-1918, 1914-08-04
Nus Der z h Q.

Milo, @ritlL, mcnll nclln5ebll
Sd)oic ani Der @icic iiuo mo lieben
ipringcn iibcr Die Moucr, wicpicl blei'
ben 5uriid."
.&cinS, Scrr Sebrer."
.Hcin! 8ritli, ocnfe bod ,einmol
nad). GS noren n~eunSebn Shaie mo
iieben iprongcn iibcr bic Wouer."
oNd. Ncrr Scbrcr id, CLAUDE, id)
pciB, mnS Sic meincn; uber mlrtlld),
Luxemburger gazette. [volume] (Dubuque, Iowa) 1871-1918, 1914-08-04

9ebenfli9e Sparamfeit.
YrofeFor: y. Srei SObre iinb
Sbnen bereits matchmaker i'm graz
men bur9gefaIen. unb ieBt lafen Sic
ben pierten audi nod itubieren?"
Srau: 80 mel, Serr prpfefor, mi
balm Die pi.len teuren Bidder e'rent
uno ba bob i9 lie bolt INNER
tpieber perpenoen tpolen!"
Luxemburger gazette. [volume] (Dubuque, Iowa) 1871-1918, 1914-08-04
G. mpfinbIt6.

Glsdsn, bas einSise SO9ter4en Der
gbeleute Wiaier, pel4es gu 9auis nit
ben sdrtliditen Rufnamen bstitsli
tpirb, tommt OItern CUR Sdule,
Weinenb tommt lie am speiten Sag
mad Suufe.
nDas feblt Dir, 9er5den9" frasi
Die Mutter.
.Id Mutti. bic 2ebrerin iast ims
mer Mater gu mir"
Luxemburger gazette. [volume] (Dubuque, Iowa) 1871-1918, 1914-08-04
g 6 pieriae Graee.

,@as bat benn oas neue Stiid fir
cine 4ufnabme sefunoen9"
.9os lit iebr idper gu iasen: 8eim
eriten sltt flati6te bic cine Salfte Bel.
fau, beim 5peiten siidte bic an'
bere -"
Limb beim britten @fte"
rSa, oa ipar niemano mebr oa!"
Luxemburger gazette. [volume] (Dubuque, Iowa) 1871-1918, 1914-08-04
Sn Der 9erIeaenbeit.

@prgsiebter (bei elmer unpermuteten
Repiiion, entriiitet): rWas bore i9,
Der !Serr Sefretdr iitt briiben I'M
n!SirI6". jest rGbreno bes Sienites9"
9ureauoiener (iotternb): rSa. fonit
lift er INN risis 3eii natiirIi9 INNER
bier. ober s luar seroOe friI4 ans:s
Iiedt norbert"
Luxemburger gazette. [volume] (Dubuque, Iowa) 1871-1918, 1914-08-04
W iRperitan n.

Der Serbl geht an einem einlum &C.
leaenen SSlupellerlaoen uoriiber, in
oeiien Nusloae Elm 3ettel b6ngt nit
Ger Auiidriit: nSelteue 9elegen'
bcitl"
.SCufel," iagt Der Scroll. rlnb
oann lperrn'5 am Gno eiu pam mo
itiehlt."
Luxemburger gazette. [volume] (Dubuque, Iowa) 1871-1918, 1914-08-04
Storfc aoufurrcnS.

SfOrIC u IT IT 7 { ).
8oIt tim 8ebirgsboteD: Sic bic
iiac @cgeuo, 10 romantiih lie lit, loll
abcr III SeSlg aui Straut)oicbe lcbr
unlidcr lein."
aellncr: .Sriihcr ia. ieitocm ober
bier Ole Sotels e%ntitnnocn iino, bat Die
Sud)c uuigebort."
Luxemburger gazette. [volume] (Dubuque, Iowa) 1871-1918, 1914-08-04
q q d. DE &on VI l.
tatto II.

tatlon.
%1Sreunoin: oSben iteht Sbr Wtunll
am G%Seltlter uno ltreft Die 3utee Der.
aus; mas beoelttet ods?"
Sausfrau: .Nh. er fitblt id
belite nid)t rpobl, llnO pIs-u.ois Wobni
oob unier SuusurSt.."
Luxemburger gazette. [volume] (Dubuque, Iowa) 1871-1918, 1914-08-04
Scr VnntpfieIhelh.

Sonaberr: .@iiien Sic niht. Oh
.@o rciit ocnn meme 6rau Dies Sobr
bin2"
NienItlGbhen: n9tad ct. WoriB."
Susberr: .SSiilen Sic nid)t, Oh
Sic MID mitnimnlt2"
Luxemburger gazette. [volume] (Dubuque, Iowa) 1871-1918, 1914-08-04
G d ulbbemu |.

Der S6alterbeamte: rWesbalb tpols
len sic benin Sbre Weins @nnonee
ni6t mebr in unier 9latt einriiden
lafen9"
.gGeil sic iie porises Mal unter
Der Rubrit .8ermiidtes" stbradt bats
tent"
Luxemburger gazette. [volume] (Dubuque, Iowa) 1871-1918, 1914-08-04

ih mill Sbnen iageu, mas i'd gctbon
babe. Sd bate nrein Ehtnoitiid per.
loren uro "a bobe ih itutt oeiien ems
Don SIREN Yiunopafeten Ibee be.
nllbt."
Luxemburger gazette. [volume] (Dubuque, Iowa) 1871-1918, 1914-08-04
4Itt ni@ts.

SpmmerfriIdlsr gum 9prfpirt):
,4lio nitt sinmal sinsn gognae tonn
mdn BEL Sbnen baben? Warum i3afs
fen Sic iif benin teinen ans"
Wirt: ,Gs niiBt ood nihts, - bic
Sremoen iaufen ibn ia INNER pieper
aus"
Luxemburger gazette. [volume] (Dubuque, Iowa) 1871-1918, 1914-08-04
Gas Yfuuoqcmid 1 t.

3rGmer: .@oS iou onS bciBen,
oaB Sic mir mr. 400 8rnmm Beef
itcof ididcn. menn lh ciu Filuno no.
len loi'e mo bcSahlc?"
Shlahter: sd melb nld)t; aber
Luxemburger gazette. [volume] (Dubuque, Iowa) 1871-1918, 1914-08-04
Nuf bem Spaaierritt.

Ut I.
Sonntassreiter Meier (3u Dem aols
lesen 4rauie): rlm cine Slai9e
Mein, tper Suerit auf Der anoeren
Settle bes @rabens it,"
.4ngenommen!"
Weioe purssln pGbrenb bes Ins
laufs berunter.)
Meier GtDbnenb): Sd babe ees
tponnen, &rauie = mein Saul mar
Suerit hriiben!"
Luxemburger gazette. [volume] (Dubuque, Iowa) 1871-1918, 1914-08-04
Das S%eismateria

Oas Willie t 5 ei5material
8eIu6er (mibbiaigeno): DWarum
miiKen sic benn INNER S4naps
trinfen?"
Tim marin 81 tperbsn, es lit furdts
bar ialt bier in Der @obnuns."
.Sa follten sic fir bas 9elb lies
Der 8oblen taufen!"
.Nee, id bab's fdon ausprobiert %.
S4naps lit biniser!"
Luxemburger gazette. [volume] (Dubuque, Iowa) 1871-1918, 1914-08-04
Icrbliiffcnbc 9oaif.

Heodftcur: Gen @ib. ben Sic mir
geitern brad,tcll. baben Sic a6cr nlht
iclbit gennht."
Sd)riititeller: sic Ben Shalcr
sod ollt nidt, Den Sic mir Oaiiir 90.
benz"
Luxemburger gazette. [volume] (Dubuque, Iowa) 1871-1918, 1914-08-04
Iuf Der Gisbabr.

!Serr: so cine 9emsinbit! Sobre
ih ba meinen Namen aufs gis, sleid
ma6ts mir Die alte S6abtel mad.
unb oann tommt 10 Elm 4ff' binters
Der unp i4reibt ,8erlobte" barunter!"
Luxemburger gazette. [volume] (Dubuque, Iowa) 1871-1918, 1914-08-04
Sn

2ebrer (su einem S4iiler): .Was.
sic polen fdpn 10 i4nea itenoeras
pbieren tOnnen, pis Sbr papa
ipri6t9"
S9iiler: .Merbinss! - Mein
Bapa ~Itottert nGmli9!"
Luxemburger gazette. [volume] (Dubuque, Iowa) 1871-1918, 1914-08-04
Saput I.

Sinh pdbreuo meinsr Ibfpeienbsit
Serdnoerunsen bier eineetreten9"
.Wpu. Serr Baron, bic neuen
9lasfeniter bier i'm 9reibtaiten!"
rNeue 9lasfeniterg Sd iebe tsine!"
FRA, eben bic finb ou9 sinsstretsn!"
Luxemburger gazette. [volume] (Dubuque, Iowa) 1871-1918, 1914-08-04
g o ma6t mans lett.

S4aufpieler: sd fase Dir, bic Be-
asiiteruns nod meinem 4uftreten NOR
10 erob, bob man mir ben Wotor
obItelte unS Die IutoOroi4te nod
SauIe f4ob!"
Luxemburger gazette. [volume] (Dubuque, Iowa) 1871-1918, 1914-08-04
HefIeripn.

S6ulae (oer am &irftage nit
Route unb Elm tiihtiees God i'm S6Gs
Del oapon trdgt): Sara. bsute bas
bsn's mir q prOentli6e fertilization
in S6doel gema1t!!"
Luxemburger gazette. [volume] (Dubuque, Iowa) 1871-1918, 1914-08-04
30, ION t :

Srau: .Weibt BIZ nun ipirtlit
nihts iiber bic Su9e. ooer 1T bas
4mtssebeimnis9"
Mann (geamter): sd tpeib pirts
lid nidts!!"
Srau: Run, Damn min i4 arh
niGt peiter in bid orinsen!"