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Norwich bulletin., 1914-06-18

s.As to the inconsistency of man. began the girl who likes to talk. X Don't you mean the inconsistency of woman?" hopefully inquired the masculine listener.
 T do not I meant just what I said! Why, woman would have to work all day and then over time to be as in Consistent as a man can be In one short hour! T. suppose you hate the present feminine fashions?"
 "Of all the insane fdiotic and home Y styles" began the unwary mascu- switch of conversation.
 "TuraIoo!' chortled the girl who likes to talk. "Of course. you do! You spend all your spare time raving about them and thinking up cuttine things to say about the women who deck themselves so. You wonder and you are seized with fear as to the future and you are pafned and regret to observei
 Tt seems to you woman is degen- erating and you would like to know what the world Is coming to and why some woman with brains and modesty doesn't arise and defy these arbiters of fashion and dress as men would like to see her do.
 "Say-Pd just like to see the inside of your head sometime when you've invited me to go to the theatre and came downstairs attired in a gathered skirt five yards around the bottom edge. fiat heeled shoes and a poke bon net with ribbon band that was war ranted not to jab any ones eye or to require the elevating of the cab roof If you didn't have sudden fit if ill., ness on the spot to prevent your go- ing I'd be awfully surprised. You know perfectly well that you'd never have the nerve to walk down Mich igan avenue with girl who was SC different from every one else that she was regular procession! Now, would you?''
 Well" began the masculine listener drowning, T think you are somewhat extreme"
 You have to be- she said ruthless ly, ''if you aren't freak of fashion you have to be trump because you aren't! And I suppose you approve of the domestic womanf You'd like to know what the modern girls mear by frivoling their time away playing bridge and hunting bargains and go ing to matinees and crowding to bt manicured instead of doing it them. selves, and eating chocolate cream. while mother irons their party dress es!
 Don't open your mouth that way because those are your very words. never heard you say them. but no mar except a deaf and dumb one evel
Norwich bulletin., 1914-06-18
PRODUCE A REAL PILOT"

The effort of the president to se- cure action upon the trust legislation through attempting to impute wrong methods to legitimate opposition is not finding favor even among his friends. He may be able thereby to drive con- sress into action through the unjust Interpretation which he has given to the utterances of business and public opinion but there are many among Bis friends and supporters who re- Eret his action
 None has backed the president moro consistently than the New York Post, but in Srieving over his plot reyela- ton it says: 'Tt is too much like a faraway imitation of MT. Roosevelt s Standard Oil secret stratagems. And Ar. Wilson's conspirators when un- yelled appear to be rather ridiculous nSures. Without saying a word "gainst the vast power of, the Pic
 3r1ai Review, 1t is yet the fact that 1t A absolutely unknown to 9s9 New forkeFs out of a thousand; and to suppose that it has an appreciabie influence with leaders in business or With congress is absurd. If there is eoing 10 be any plot at all, do let II pc one at which everybody will not iaush On sight. Whenever sentiment sets to be common, like the general opinion that congress should wind uu IFS business quickly and adjourn. vol, VIII ma bustling little fellows catch ns It up and posing as mighty men oi enaars. The president should under stand this perfectly and not dignifv g pit of happy-so-iucky 'accelerating. h, attaching any importance to it. |, there exists real plot among mer wno signify, let him produce the ev, def,ce for if. and the country will eiy. que heed. It will not, however pa, mnch attention to mares nests.e
 The president appears to have trfef making mountain out of what ear onIy pc with difficulty shaped into ; resemblance of molehill.
Norwich bulletin., 1914-06-18

There is Qnore Catarrh in this section of the courNry than all other diseases years was supposed to be incurabie- For great many years doctors pro- nounced 1t a local disease and prs- scribed local remedies. and by con stantly- failing to cure with local treat ment pronounced it incurable. Science has proven Catarrh to be constitI- tionaI disease, and theresore requir as constitutional treatment. Halls Catarrh Cure. manufactured by F. J. Cheney A< Co Toledo. Ohio, is the only Consutd- tional cure on the market: It Is taken teaspoonTul It acts directly on the blood and mucous surfaces of the sys- tenn They offer one hundred dollars for any case it fails to cure Send for circulars and testimonials Address: F. J. CHENEY & CO. To- ledo Ohio.
 Sold by Druggists, 75c. Take Halls Family Pills for constt- nation
Norwich bulletin., 1914-06-18
A sENeIBLE DISAPPOINTMENT.

New regulations have been recently made by the department of agriculture concerning the printing of guaranties en labels under the food and drug act and they were expected to go into effect at once. As might be expected there was, d widespread appeal agains, the Injustice of such an order and the reascnableness of it has appareatl, been felt by the department in view of the pcstponement of the date of enforcement until May 1st, 1918.
 This modification is showing onl, q proper consideration for the man. ufArturers and dealers whose good. come therennasr. In . great nunahs1
Norwich bulletin., 1914-06-18
OTHER VIEW POINTS

Now watch the rush of bachelors to become benedicts. The latest sta tistics issued by the city of Berlin show, among otherS things, that mar ried men live longer on an average than bachelors-Rockville Journal
 In due regard to fathers day 1t is curious to see with what persistency newspaper correspondents are urging it's inauguration and observance. There seems to be people who believe that the fathers have been slighted by the widespread recognition of mothers. But very few fathers accept their place in family life in any way com parable with mothers. and most of them would not know what to do with fathers day, if it were in- augurated and observed--New Britain Record.
 The thing which the people of the country, without regard to party or
Norwich bulletin., 1914-06-18
5 grains Optona q tablet) 2 ounces water
Coughs and Colds Weaken the systsm

Continued coughs. colds and bron- chial troubles are depressing and weaken the system. Loss of weight and appetite generally follow. Get a 50c bottle of Dr. Kings New Discovery today. It will stop your cough. T1e first dose helps. The best medicine for stubborn coughs. colds and all throat and lung troubles. Mir. O. H. Brown. Museatine, Ala. writes: My wife was sick during the hot summer months and honestly believe Dr. Kings New Discovery saved her life" Good for children Soc and 3L at your drusU1-ts
Norwich bulletin., 1914-06-18

to class are more interested in than anything else at present is the disap- pearance of the vague and unfoundeo uneasfness concerning the business situation which has somehow contrived to get itself into the general thought circulation.-Bridgepo Telegram
 During this eventfuI year Prof. Taft has been a very busy man. He has made more speeches than any other man except MT. Bryan whose voice is in constant communication with his wallet Prof. Taft holds a large place in public confidence and affection and his work as president is better ap- preciated today than it has ever be- fore.-New Haven Times-Leader.
 It is to be hoped that the health board will take into serious considera- tfon the request of the aldermen that they clean up and make sanitary the west bank of the Naugatuck river. Conditions there are such that there Is abundant reason for the health board to intervene and order sweeping cleanup of that section of the river front Refuse in infinite variety and all of it objectionable Is dumped into the river at the point in question and many people seem to think that they have a vested and fnalienable right to deposit their litter at this point, no matter if it is of a sort that makes it a serious menace to health.-Ansonfa Sentinel.
Norwich bulletin., 1914-06-18
Always Lead to Better HsaIsh.

Serious sicknesses start in disorders of the stomach. liver and kidneys. The best corrective and preventive is pr. Kings New Life Pills. They purify the blood. prevent constipation, keep liver kidneys and bowels in healthy condition Give you better health by ridding the system of fermenting and gassy foods. Effective and mild. 2sc, at your druggist
Norwich bulletin., 1914-06-18

If the President wants to check his oversight of Connecticut in his ap- pointments he might toss the vacancy he has made in the treasury depart ment to some of the many office seek CTS in this state
Norwich bulletin., 1914-06-18
TO s AVE EYES Is the Object of This Free Prescription Try it if Your Eyss Give
 You Trouble.

Thousands of people suffer from eye troubles because they do not know what to do. They know some good home remedy for every other minor atlment, but none for their eye trou- bles. They neglect their eyes because the trouble is not sufficient to drive them to an eye specialist, who would. anyway, charge them a heavy fee. As a last resort they go to an optician or to the five and ten-cent store, and oftentimes get glasses that they do not need, or which, after being used two or three months, do their eyes more injury than good. Here is & simple prescription that every one should use:
 5 grains Optona q tablet)
 ounces water
 Use three or four times day to bathe the eyes. This prescription and the simple Optona system keeps the eyes clean, sharpens the vision and quickly overcomes the inflammation and irritation; weak, watery, over worked, tired eyes and other similar troubles are greatly benefitted and oftentimes cured by its use. Many re- ports show that wearers of glasses have discarded them after a few weeks use. It Is good for the eyes and con- tains no ingredient which would in- jure the most sensitive eyes of an in- fant or the aged. Lee & Osgood or any druggist can fill this prescription promptly. Try it and know for once what real eye comfort iB.
Norwich bulletin., 1914-06-18
In inc Same Boat.

having a lot of fun with President Wilson's theory that such business depression as exists is largely psycho- logical. may discover after while that the political optimism which they represent is all in the mind also. New York World
Norwich bulletin., 1914-06-18

After all the income tax has been collected it will be interesting to learn how much the government received to which 1t was not entitled, through
 the mystifying system of collecting at the source.
Norwich bulletin., 1914-06-18

Yale has coxswain who cannot swim. That should be one of the first requirements of every candidate for 1 a crew, but 1t shouldn't require the
 swamping of the boat to make him realize it.
Norwich bulletin., 1914-06-18

This country seems 10 consider it's explanation surreundiAg the Antilla shipment of arms as sufficient What would have been thought of it had such lack of coEtrol been manifest cd by the .Mexica4s2
Norwich bulletin., 1914-06-18

The president must realize as his term increases that 1t is not insidious- ly evil action but sensible human na- ture which rebels at legislation which is considered harmful.
Norwich bulletin., 1914-06-18

If Villa has patterned after the tac- tics Of Huerta, it is with the notable distinction that Carranza's life was spared
Norwich bulletin., 1914-06-18

The way in which England is re- trieving honors at golf and polo ought
 to tickle the confidence of Thomas Lipton.
Norwich bulletin., 1914-06-18

The difficulty doesn't seem to be So great in placing people on farms as 1t does in keeping them there.
Norwich bulletin., 1914-06-18

Harry Thaw has been denied bail but he knows what he can do with the services of milkman and an auto, and it's no fish story either
Norwich bulletin., 1914-06-18

The man on the corner says: It is hard to tell these rare June days whether to start out with fur coat and mittens. or a straw hat and cane.
Norwich bulletin., 1914-06-18

A little more November weather and the occupants of those graduation day gowns would welcome steam heat, or furs
Norwich bulletin., 1914-06-18

Even though Sir Thomas was fined for speeding his auto he is refrain ing from no change that will increase the speed of the Shamrock ".
Norwich bulletin., 1914-06-18

With the split between Carranza and Villa the picking of the favorite is something new for this country to
 worry about.
Norwich bulletin., 1914-06-18
EDITORIAL NOTES.

What are the mediators going to do about admitting the Villa delegates?
Norwich bulletin., 1914-06-18

Is calculated to make Hiram Johnsoo burn with jealoaIsy.-Boston T50A script
Norwich bulletin., 1914-06-18

Making Johnson Jealous An erupting volcano in California
Norwich bulletin., 1914-06-18

Montana doesn't seem to have prof.
 ited by the bad example of it's neigh
 bor, Colorado.
Norwich bulletin., 1914-06-18
More Truth than Poetry.

William Rockefeller is in better health, physical and financial, than many of the New Haven stockhoid- ers.-New York World.
Norwich bulletin., 1914-06-18

Baskets are used a great deal by the German army for carrying shells and cartridges.
Montpelier examiner. [volume] (Montpelier, Idaho) 1895-1937, 1914-10-09

Those from out of town who at
tended the Hampton Davis wedding
were Mrs. Ed Brady and daughter
Mercedes and Miss Bessie Laying of
Pocatello, Mrs. ID. Y. Hampton, Mrs
Dee Hampton and Mr.. aud Mrs. g..
w. Price Of Salt Lake.
There are still some people who
don't know the worth of cur Turkey
Red hard wheat flour You will use
1t eventually, why not now?-Mont-
pelier Milling Co.
J. r. Shepherd, Sam e. Hymas,
Arthur Bulge, Robert Price and w.
w. Clark of this county, have been
named by Governor Haines as dele
gates to the Farmers national con-
gress, which will be held at TT
Worth, Texas, Oct. IA to II.
We are showing a more complies
and up-to-date line OF furniture thar
ever, and would be pleased to have
you come In, whether you are ready
to buy or not.-Nielsen Furniture
Company.
Wednesday afternoon Drs. Hotten
dorf and Ashley removed a larg'
growth from the breast Of Mrs. ]. b
Thornock of Bloomington. The oper
alton was performed in the Montpel
Ter hospital This morning the pa
tient was reported as getting along
nicely.
A. B. Henderson is now prepared
to do painting, calcimining and pa
per hanging. Leave orders at Bur
rell & Thiel's.
Mrs. Frank Beck died at her homr
in Paris last Tuesday. Death wa
caused from rnptured appendix, fol
lowing child birth. The little son
for whom she gave her life, is doin
nicely. Deceased was the daughte
of Mr.. and Mrs. Fred Bum, and wa
about 80 years of age. Besides he
parents, she is survived by her hus
band and four small children. He
funeral services were held yesterday
Montpelier examiner. [volume] (Montpelier, Idaho) 1895-1937, 1914-10-09

A. W. Akin, Of the iewelry firm q
Edholm 4 Akin, died at his home In
Evanston on Sept. SSth. The de-
ceased was well known throughout
this section, being the junior menu
Der of the jewelry firm, which con-
ducts stores ut different points in
Wyoming, Utah and Nevada
Lost, blue roam mare, branded 10
on right thigh. Parties knowing of
her whereabouts will oblige the own
er by notifying this office.
Mr.. E. w. Joy of this city and Miss
Gladys Sullivan of Grace, were uni
ted in marriage at Kemmerer ON
Sept. s2nd. Mr.. Joy was located ut
Grace for several years, but recently
took charge of the Rinehart studio In
this city. His bride Is = sister OF
Mrs. G. I'll. Greene of this city.
Bring your cream to the Jensen
Creamery Co. They pay the highest
market price, guarantee correct tests,
and issue a check for your cream rs
soon as It Is tested. Some one al
ways at the station to receive Your
cream and patrons given courteous
treatment.-N. Q. Nelson, manager.
The population Of Bear Lake coun-
has been increased during the past
ten days by the arrival Of a son at
the home of George Sparks of Dingle,
a daughter at the home Of Elma
Dayton Of Dingle and daughter at
the home or Will Hayes of George
town.
For sale, brick house with barn,
glass hot beds, good out houses and
five acres of land. Price, $1,000, one
half cash the balance on easy terms.
Mrs, NJ. Buryea, Montpelier,
Arthur Vincent left Tuesday after
noon for Ripon, Wis, where he will
be united in marriage on Oct. l4th to
Miss Emma Hazleton. After short
visit with relatives there and at Chi
cago, they will return to Montpelier
and go to housekeeping in the resi-
dence which Mr.. Vincent recently
purchased from L. b. Leverich, on
Lincoln avenue.
A. L. Chiffon, the eye specialist,
will be in Montpelier on Oct. 10, 20
81, %, and "a. Office over Modern
Drug Co. At Paris on Oct. %, al
the Stucki home.
Montpelier examiner. [volume] (Montpelier, Idaho) 1895-1937, 1914-10-09
Modern Drug Company

john o'Conner returned Tuesday
morning from a trip to Twin Falls
and his ranch near Miner. He re-
ports that the crops in the Twin Falls
section are immense this year and
that the city 10 growing rapidly, es-
peeially in the residence section.
There Is not vacant residence In the
city and many new ones are being
constructed. On his ranch the crors
were fairly good. They will thTesh
about 1900 bushels of grain and will
have 300 tons of hay to sell.
Montpelier examiner. [volume] (Montpelier, Idaho) 1895-1937, 1914-10-09
The Million Dollar Mystery. "

On Thursday night, Oct 20 the
Rex theatre will show the first Of 3
series Of the great serial photO-play.
'The Million Dollar Mystery" This
picture In intensely interesting, and
has been taking the larger cities by
storm. There are ~ reels IN ell, aud
two reels will bc shows each week on
Thursday nights until the series i
completed. The management OF the
Rex has gone to considerable ex-
pense 10 secure this picture, but the
prices Of admission will remain tbs
same on the nights The Million Dol.
lAr Mystery" Is shown.
Montpelier examiner. [volume] (Montpelier, Idaho) 1895-1937, 1914-10-09
St. Andrews Episcopal Church.

Rev. r. NJ. Johngon, Jr.
Sunday school at 10 .. N.
Morning prayer At II o'clock. Bub-
iect-The Fathers Joy.
Evening prayer at 7:sO o'clock, Sub
Iect- Accused.
All are cordially invited 30 attend.
Sunday, Oct. 18th will Be Salary
sunday and the offering goes 70 tbe
salary Of the minister.
Montpelier examiner. [volume] (Montpelier, Idaho) 1895-1937, 1914-10-09
Household Goods for Sale.

Library table, buffet and chiffon
nIer ali Waxed oak and IL good con
dItlon. also steel range good ne new,
clock rug SKI, and baby'a high
chair VIII sell cheap as We are
leaving town. Call third door east Of
Methodist church or phone st-l.
Montpelier examiner. [volume] (Montpelier, Idaho) 1895-1937, 1914-10-09
Thfesher for Sale.

VIII sell cheap or trade for cattle.
hogs or sheep. one 54xS4 Advance
thFesher. - horsepower, lt has
threahed about 5000 bashel and is
a -. -. a. 100000 .as1sf.
~ GO0d ~ new ~ equipped WITH
pulley ready foF belt pouef. Reason
for selling Il that pat my land Into
alfalfa. Call on OF write 10 A. B0@-
hEne, Geneva. Idaho.
Montpelier examiner. [volume] (Montpelier, Idaho) 1895-1937, 1914-10-09
Local News !
Montpelier. Idaho, October 9, 1914

For sale, q young mare and colt.
Call on A. B. Cough.
The Nielsen Furniture Co. can save
You money on ranges and heaters.
Usual services at the Presbyterian
church next Sunday morning and
evening.
For sale. a good heating stove.
Call at fifth house east of Presbyter-
ian church.
Mrs. @. e. Wright returned last
Sunday from months visit at her
old home In Bloomfield, Iowa.
A beautiful line of new wall paper
just received at the Nielsen Furni-
ture Co.
The Nose Lewis department store
handles complete line of Royal So
ciety embroidery goods.
Ruby, the two-year-old daughter Of
Mr.. aud Mrs. Woodruff Clark, died
yesterday morning after an illness Of
two weeks.
For sale cheap, good secondhand
piano. Call at the Nielsen furniture
store.
Rev. Wheeler will conduct regular
services at the Methodist church
next Sunday. Evening services will
begin at 1880.
A window full of mems and boys
caps at Is cents each is one of the at
tractive bargains at the Golden Rule
Store this week.
Fred Hansen has taken the agency
for the Royal Beauty face cream,
formerly made and sold by Mrs. Hell
en- Jones.
will do all kinds Of sewing.-An.
ma Jensen, Depot street, Montpelier
Go to the matinee at the Rex to
morrow afternoon at o'clock and
take your compensatory will admit
you. Four reels of Mutual movies
The stork paid its first visit to th'
home of Mr.. and Mrs. Dan CurraI
last Wednesday and left fine son
Mrs. Curran was formerly Miss Cath
crime McDonald.
Now is the time to SOW the white
wheat, and Turkey Red Is the kind
See the Montpelier Milling Go. 70
seed.
Ed Rich and daughter Helen e
turned from Salt Lake Wednesday
While there Miss Helen underwear
an operation for the removal OF he
tonsils and adenoids.
The Methodist Ladies' Aid soriei
held a meeting in the church parlo
yesterday afternoon. Plans wei
made for the annual chicken pie su
peg TO be given In the near future.
before buying q range or heate
be sure to call and see our line.-Nle
sen Furniture Co.
Mrs. s. NJ. Rich Of Paris, who v
recently operated on for an aggr
waited case of appendicitis, is dol
nicely and will soon be able to lea
the Hottendorf hospital in Paris.
For sale, two heaters. one bath t
and one side board, all in exeelle
condition. Call ct the Golden Ri
store.
Mr.. r. w. Whinyates return
Wednesday morning from > 81
visit in Salt Lake. While there
purchased another consignment
the very latest effects in lad
headwear.
The biggest bargain in town, DC
Norfolk suits in grays, browns
dark greens, 8 to Is years. for Q
$50 at the Golden Rule Store.
Montpelier examiner. [volume] (Montpelier, Idaho) 1895-1937, 1914-10-09
Races Postponed,

The races which were to have been
held at the Montpelier race track to-
day and tomorrow have been indefi-
,nitely postponed On account Of the
cOptinued rains Of the past week.
Montpelier examiner. [volume] (Montpelier, Idaho) 1895-1937, 1914-10-09

A Cadillac auto for sale, or trade.
Call on q. C. Gray.
Montpelier examiner. [volume] (Montpelier, Idaho) 1895-1937, 1914-10-09

LTh@ following yUNfF Psople OF this
county went to Salt lake last week.
where they secured passports to
paradise" and later had the nuptiaI
krsots adjusted; Henry Thornock Of
bloomington and Armeda Wallen-
zine Of Paris; Hubert Dimick Of Din
gle and MagdAlene Hoff Of George
town; Sam c. Hall and lneE Wright,
both OF Bennington.
The star-independent. [volume] (Harrisburg, Pa.) 1904-1917, 1914-11-18
{. Y. NEW
Die Up REMAINS OF MEN
WHO FELL At GETTYSBURG
fragments Of Clothing, Boots and
Brass Button Indicate That They
HAD Been Members of the Union
Army

Gettysburg, Nov. 1S.-Lying little
more than fifteen inches below the sur
face, the bones of two soldiers were
found at the southwestern edge of
town by William II. Johns, who is en-
gagged in doing some work about his
property on Steinwehr avenue. The re-
mains, it is believed, are those of two
Union men.
The discovery was made bv Mr..
Jones while he was digging a ditch to
lay water pipe. The larger bones
We're found, the limbs of both soldiers
beng fairly well preserved. The boots
OF the one were still there. though the
toes were missing, evidently cut Off by
a plow. The land has been cultivated
for years and why the bones were not
turned up before is hard to understand.
With the bones were found part of
an old army hat, number of teeth
and brass button, indicating that one
of the men belonged TO Union com
mand. No money and no personal eff
fects were found with the bones.