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Decorah-posten og ved arnen., 1914-10-09
Siarmen, S51(et % &apen.


boge meo S~nuenplen Der | staten
ior bert gor, % iaaIeOeS foitot
bel 2opgioerne set nsObenoigt at
fomme meo Ell Sop, iom Der bar
list mon /. s @irginio iom mango
andre Ste0er iin0c5 ser Ell bel Mas
ie 2ano, iom enom, life er nptti8t
til tort aroet emo Supnegattg for
Snitcr, % Tom BET MI or, li89er me-
get al bette 2onO ubru8t.
@irginioS SunoeIop er, iom ia9t,
itreng. gnbper, iom tiQaOer i'm
Sun0 at lobe runot, bpor Den ielo
bill, fan bIipe iIogt en- WuIft al op
til 80 Collars.
Sfient omtulte Sfrablano poS'er
goot iom geiteIano for Salter, egrer
BET fla life iom 2onb at oporGtte
&orrfppg poa. @interfs0en tor
"@eef" -Greatlrer oiIoe ialbe FOR Opr
/ De CRATER. gilt, iom bar toelen
for Isnnenoe Snuenpl, bar Sunoene.
90 al Sunoe err Der ipGrt mango !
@irginio, iiGr / "tbe Sbantp Settle'
mcntS". elsie Sunbe, iom life ofte
fif No0 % 9riffe biemme, benteoe
ielo lin Spbe, boor Be funoe finoe
ben. Noor De life fanG @ilot | til
ItrpffeIig Mpn9oe i Sfog % 0forf,
freb Be Souer. SiGr for DC Itp8t
irem / Soufloffene on Sinteren.
Gen gamIe "9og-2icenie SOB
beteo iom Ge9el bare, at Ell Slrno
bar 3 9oIar5 for Ioret mere I~ilterl
for Sou. 2open tiaoo r%igti8not DC
orpbte eacr foroprpetrepre SauerS
gier of iogiege gieren al Sunoen
eQer Sunoene for Sfaben; men Ionl
Iegel eie6e Ell &un0S Serre life
tort anoet emo en- eler flere alocleS
pproiIeie &rnoe. 6or Den, Der
bopoe facet fine Sauer i~bielrepne al
omfringIebenbe Sfnrpebun0e, bar
Ser iieloen nogenS rItatlttng at
opnaa. @prre en6on bar oct, al
bois en- Sarapler ifieO en- omlsben'
De 8iqebuno paa lit 2ono, bRnote
Oct, at SunoerS @ier boaoe anlogoe
Sog MOB Mnnoen % itunbom og-
Ioa punot Sogen. @irginioS 8or'
mere bIep BOG / 2png0en utiIfreoS
re6 Sor6oloene. Sc ipntes, De
6urbe foa Iibt Iptte al lit SfrobIuno
ogioa, og ioa begpnote be at giere
arao paa EN- Sun0elop, Der flnoe
noe Oem 8eIfpttelie MOB omIebetoc
Sunoe.
Set err ooerIa0t iii boert erfelt
Goltntb at peotose eQer Iooe bpre
at uc6tage nponte &rnoeIop. s ct
Gountp, iom bar oeotoget 2ouer, er
set Itrafbart at iIippe lin &rno inG
paa aroen WanoS @ienoom, bpts
malt life perionlig er / 6pl8e meG
Sun0en euer bar BEN meo Jig. Sn'
oenfor inforporereoe S%anosbDer %
9per fan Ell Suno gou lgs, bots
oenS Ger bar llotoget "2icenie" for
oen; men fommer bemeIote Srn>
uoer at ppre / SsIge meo itn Serre
oq Gierntono uoenom Stlforpora'
tionsItnier, fan oct fon1me til al
foItc oens gier so Collars, ieIu ON
Slnoen irgen Sfaoe gier.
Gen inoirefte 6eIge al 0ennc
SunoeIop err, at en- 6ormer, MI bar
go0 @nIeoning til at ifpOe en- Suno.
iom fommer Itreifen6e mo paa bans
| 6arm uben at bore / 6sI9e meb in
Gier. lor at funne onlPgge Gag
% frppe Sfobe&eritatning for Sum
oe1t, nluo 0ens Gier fsrit ifaffe 9e.
bis for, at Sunoen life bar biemme
men noe poa Stretftog, oa ben blet
ifu6t. @eb at ifoffe Bet 9epiS uo'
Decorah-posten og ved arnen., 1914-10-09

til at rsoe Sarmeren. IS alteiS not" -.
San pil iimpeItbm bare, at 2opeu
life tiuaoer RationoIbanfer at Lao
ne @erse MOB &ont / 6arme." -
$50, 2open tiuoOer mi set. Molr
fan iaa LIANT 30 @rocent al, bpoo
6armen autage$ at barre pGro, poa
3 Iar. Goitor.)
Decorah-posten og ved arnen., 1914-10-09
gur,,tf>t % Dnpf1t.
"gabp geef".
R~teiseret al en- praitiR 5armsI

>bSp Nv
Nebraifa Experiment citation bar
netop uOienbt Bulletin No. 143 I'M
ser Sperifriftcn Seeding 9obp
Beef. 9uaetinen giper GeiuIta.
tet af @ieoningen paa 8 6Ioffer
&aIpe, bporaf bper enfeIt Slot fit ct
forifieaigt Sober % forifielige Hu.
TONER 8rsr. Oct ierite 6orisg
gioroes ginteren 1911 og 1912, BET
neite igien MI iiOite Ginter.
Set por @onrfaIpe, man iorisgte
meb. Man latte Dem poo 8iebe-
birrgen, itrar De bar afoenneOe ON
Soften, % boIot paa meO at feoe
benz iii Wtibten al Sunni npite Som.
mer. &aIpene ioIgte8, ga be bar
onltrent IA Woaneoer eamle. De
peieoe oa / @jenneminit $50 Buno.
@ienneminit oproaebe De / Wearfe'
Oct en- 9ris al $68.46 pr. &aIo.
&atioierne bar feIgenoe:
2ot 1. BrGrtebs, Wais 9 Sele
Gottonieeo Sage 1 Del.
Got 2. alfaIfa, greriebs o8
@ois.
2ot 8. alfalfa, gnfilage og Wais.
Got 4. HrGriebe, Gnlila8e og
Mois.
Got 3. Yr90iebs, gniiIo9e, Wais
8 9eIe og GottonieeO Sage 1 Del.
@epinItcn pr. &aIo irobefattet
@eoiniten poa De @riie, iOm gif
iamnet meo aoIpette, bar iom fsl'
ger:
Got I, iom fit Greriebs, Wois 90
8rocent og Gottoniee6 Sage 10 Ero'
cent, bragte en- Frofit pr. aolo al
$17.O5.
2ot 2, iom fit 9rpriebs, alfalfa
% Mai8, bragte pr. 8alu en- ProfIt
af $20.2S.
Got 8. Sit MfaIfa, gniiIage og
Iais. grofit pr. &olo $22.21.
2ot a. Sit 8rGrieb6, @niilage
"a Wais. @ap en- @rofit pr. aaIo
al fun SLIT.
GOT 5, iom fit RrGriebs, gritIage,
Mois 80 Frocent % Gottonieeo
Sage 10 9rocctt CAB en- Proftt pr.
aaIo al 1882.
Set bite Jig, at en- Station beitun-
enoe al 9ufaIfa, gniilage og Wais
bragte 6en burtigite % biatgIte
"@ain" og iterite ginbing pr. &olp.
Gn Station al IliaIfa, FrGriebe og
MtaiS fon1 iom go. 3. 9e to Na'
tioner, iom ir0befatteoe alialfo, gnp
meget bebre HeiuItoter emo nogen
alroen Station Ser life inocboIot Il'
faIfo.
gniilage bab0e en- meget Iterre
&proi iantmcn meo Ilfalfa emo
iomlnen meO Hationer, iom life ino'
beiatteoe 9Iiolia.
Gottonieeo Gafe bite iig %o9roifulo
ianmcn meo Nationer, Ger life ino.
befatteoe alfnlfa; ;tnen BET betolte
fig life at BRUCE ben ianmen meO
Gationer, bporaf aIfolfa uogioroe
en- Del.
Gottonieeo Sage bar oltioa life
ct fo~rbelogtiet Subitititt for aIfnl'
ia; men iloar @rGriebo % WotS,
eaer Grpriebs, Nois os Griila9e
ubgiorbe Heiten al Rationen, bar
set ioroeIagtigt at brltge GottonieeO
&Gge.
|irginias Snnoeluo.
Stoten @irginio8 2egi8Iatur peo'
tog for fcrt Gio ii6en en- ganife
itreng SlnoeIop. Set bar bIeoet
iaa ilemt mc0 SunOe, Der or9bte
Decorah-posten og ved arnen., 1914-10-09
girainias Snnoelpo.

stoten @%ir0inioS 2egisIatlr peo'
toa for fcrt Sio ii0en en- gonife
itreng SltnoeIop. Get bar bIeoet
iaa LENT mc0 SunOe, Der brPbte
Decorah-posten og ved arnen., 1914-10-09

eens "Teeurdb.ppheu" III SIFsi % gep
rer | bet adule 2dno.
Iowa County democrat. [volume] (Mineral Point, Wis.) 1877-1938, 1914-10-01

THE MOST CONSERVATIVE IN.
VISITORS buy first mortgage farm
loans, These net as high ms per cent
For select investments from 800. 90
up see r. j. Penhallegon
Iowa County democrat. [volume] (Mineral Point, Wis.) 1877-1938, 1914-10-01
RECORD LAYING HENS.
Missourian Pins His Faith on Thirteen
Rhode Island Reds.

King City, NOR. A. Holmes, 4
travelling salesman Of this place, has II
small flock OF poultry which he be-
lieves holds the seasons record for
laying eggs
At his home in the west part OF town
Holmes has thirteen Rhode Island Red
hens that have laid 800 eggs in the
five months from March TO Aug, J.
In addition TO the laying, four Of the
hens have set and raised broods Of
chickens
Iowa County democrat. [volume] (Mineral Point, Wis.) 1877-1938, 1914-10-01
Rescue Car Sent to PlatteviIle.

The News Sept. 90 The U. s,
Mine Rescue Car sent here by the
Federal Bureau Of Mines arrived in
Plattevile Thursday. 1t is in charge
of w. w. Sullivan and j. II, East, Jr.
who are assisted by four others.
The work of these people is to give
instructions in Mine Rescue and First
Aid to the Injured. Instructions will
be given the students Of the Mining
School and mining men Of southwest
Wisconsin.
The Bureau Of Mines has eight OF
Iowa County democrat. [volume] (Mineral Point, Wis.) 1877-1938, 1914-10-01

these cars working throughout the
United States
In case of mine accident the car is
rushed to the scene, The car aud men
who are now here come direct from
Tennessee, where they fought fire in n
coal mine.
AT n meeting held last evening u
class of seventy five to u hundred was
assured. Almost every mining COM
pany in the district will send some of
their men.
Iowa County democrat. [volume] (Mineral Point, Wis.) 1877-1938, 1914-10-01
Hosts Bad Break.

High society has its crude personali-
ties, If IA story In one of the magazines
Is true. At dinner given to the
famous pianist, List. his host. Count
Ludolf. right In the middle of List 8
most exquisite playing. said In loud
voice. If anyone wishes to have n
game OF whist, there are tables In the
other ROOM" List. says the narrator,
stopped short, but as no one moved he
consented amiably to remain Mt the
piano The amount of wine that had
been consumed by LISTS host on this
occasion il not stated
Iowa County democrat. [volume] (Mineral Point, Wis.) 1877-1938, 1914-10-01

stancy shown by its weathercock ways.
its innocence by the coating of gold
that it has acquired. it's devotion to
style by its single graceful flying scarf,
its candor and artlessness by it's habit
of ever drawing the long bow, it's met
ropolitanism by its posture of swift
flight to catch a Harlem train-remain-
ed poised with it's arrow pointed across
the upper bay. Had that arrow sped
truly and horizontally it would have
passed fifty feet above the head of the
heroic matron whose duty it is to offer
a cast-ironical welcome to the Cypress
ed of other lands.
Seward this lady gazed, and the fur
rows between steamship lines began to
cut steerage rates. The translators, too
have put an extra burden upon her.
Liberty Lighting the World" (as her
creator chriStened herr would have had
no more responsible duty, except for
the size of it, than that of an cleo
trician or Standard Oil magnate. But
to 'enlighten" the world Gas our learn
ed civic guardians "Englished" it, re-
quireS ADLER qualities. And so poor Lib
erty, instead of having Il sinecure as "A
mere illumination, must be converted
into a Chautauqua schoolma'am, with
the oceans for her field instead of the
placid, classic lake. With a tireIess
torch and an empty head must she dis
pei the shadows of the world and teach
it its B Cs.
"Ah, there. Mrs. Liberty" called a
clear, rollicking soprano voice through
the still midnight air
rs that you, Miss Diana? Excuse
my not turning my head. I'm not as
f1ighty and whirlywhirly as some. And
tits so hOarse / am l can hardly talk on
account of the peanut hulls left on the
stairs in me throat by that last boat
load of tourists from Marietta, o, 'Tis
after being fine evening. miss"
If you don't mind my asking" came
the bell-like tones Of the golden statue.
I'D like to know where you got that
city hall brogue / didn't know that
Liberty was necessarily Irish"
If we studied the history of art in
its foreign complications ye'd not need
to ask. replied the offshore statue.
If We wasn't so light headed and gid
dy ye'd know that / was made by a
dago and presented to the American
people on behalf of the French govern
ment for the purpose of welcomin'
Irish Immigrants into the Dutch city of
New York IT'S that I've been doing
night and day since ! was erected. Ye
must know. Miss Diana, that it's with
statues the same as with people-'tis
not their makers nor the purposes for
which they were created that influence
the operations of their tongues at all;
it's the associa tons with which they
become associated. I'm telling We"
You're dead right" agreed Diana.
II notice it on myself. II any Of the
old guys from Olympus We're to come
along and hand me any hot air in the
ancient Greek l couldn't tell it from a
conversation between Coney Island
car conductor and FIVE cent fare
I'm right glad we've made up your
mind to be sociable. Miss Diana" said
Mrs Liberty IT'S lonesome life !
have down here. Is there anything
dom up In the city Miss Diana. dearF'
oh, In. Ia. la-no," said Diana
Notice that Ia Ia. la Aunt Liberty?
Got that from Paris by Night on the
Iowa County democrat. [volume] (Mineral Point, Wis.) 1877-1938, 1914-10-01

watch on the island Of Manhattan
since I've been up here That's a
pretty sick looking bunch Of liberty
chasers they dump down at your end
of it. but they don't all stay that way.
Every little while up here see guys
signing checks and voting the right
ticket and encouraging the arts and
taking a bath every morning that was
showed ashore by a dock labOrer born
in the United states who never earn
ed over so a month. Don't run down
your job Aunt Liberty: yea re all right
all right
Iowa County democrat. [volume] (Mineral Point, Wis.) 1877-1938, 1914-10-01
THE SCHOOL BOARD
Minutes of Regular Meeting Held
September 7, 1914.

Mineral Poiut, Sept. IA regular
meeting of the school board was held in
the Fire department building,
The meeting was called to order by
Vice President G. G. Hubenthal.
Other members present Commits
soners, Hutchinson, Morgan, Paynter.
Treweek. Absent - President Fielder,
and Commissioner Meserole.
The minutes of last regular and
special meetings were read and APP
proved.
The following bills We're audited by
the finance committee, and on motion
of Commissioner Morgan they were al
lowed, and ordered paid
A. b. Dick Co., rotary combination .....$ IS co
CHM Il Co. supplies observation-disclosures. $50
j. l. Holcomb, floor brushes, ,..... 10 -
Hammacher, Schlemmer & Co., equip.
ment for manual training .........,... Si 90
Metropolitan Supply Co., standard hang
ing globes, etc 49,, ...,........ .......... 81 So
American Book Co, international Die
tionary, etc........... ... ............. 10 SO
Atkinson, Mentzer a. Co. books ....... & 90
The Metz Pharmacy, mdse, ....... 80. b.. 2 10
Harris Bros Co. wall board ..,........... ~ So
NJ. p. Dray Il Coal Co., fr't and carriage ~ M
PrdeauX ~ Bliss, mdse ...... 80. ...... IS
j. J. Fielder (agt for w. II. Kaump) oak
table TO-. ........-....-..... ........- 00
Jos. Elery, carpenter work, high school li4 %
Weidenfeller Bros. work and supplies. ~ M
Morris Dobson, work on hig school ..,. 80
John Howe, work, days, .........,...... q %
r. &. Gotham, postage for July August. ! 10
NJ p. Telephone Co., rent and toll .... Is
G. c. Goldsworthy, repair work 49,. .... | %
NJ p. Public Service Co.. lighting schools On
J. c. Martin a. Co., gallons gasoline e.. %
Mrs. James Peters washing curtains ,.,. 40
q. II. Treweek, repair work and ianitor
service ..,.,..,,.,... ... ..,.,,t,-. ..t.-.. ~
j. = Harris Co, coal $s5l So, freight and
carriage Sl573 .... .,... 90. .......... .Sb7 -
Moved by Commissioners Huchison,
seconded by Commissioner Treweek,
that the question of supplying the Kin
dergarten department with a suitable
piano, be left to the committee, on sup
plies for further consideration.
Motion carried.
On motion the boacd adjourned.
Attest, II. q, JACKSON. Clerk.
Iowa County democrat. [volume] (Mineral Point, Wis.) 1877-1938, 1914-10-01
SEES DOWN. ALL
OF GERMAN TRADE
Berlin Writer Says War Breaks
Up All Industry.
BUT THE KERNEL IS SOUND.

Unhappy Situation Is Admitted Freely
and Problems of Reconstruction Are
Disoussed-Fores CHIT and Great Ex.
penditures Needed to Restore Trad,
to Normal Footing.
Iowa County democrat. [volume] (Mineral Point, Wis.) 1877-1938, 1914-10-01
Ice In This Mine Never Melts.

Virginia. MINI. The Norman mine
Of this city has the distinction Of hav.
ing drifts IN which the ice never
thaws. Drafts through the under
ground galleries produce tempera-
ture in one drift which never goes
above tine freezing point Other range
mines are also cool underground Dut
few have drifts in which the ice never
thaWs
Iowa County democrat. [volume] (Mineral Point, Wis.) 1877-1938, 1914-10-01

TEW YORK CITY, they said. was
nj deserted. and that accounted.
doubtless. for the sounds car
rying so far in the tranquil
summer air. The breeze was south by
southwest; the hour was midnight; the
theme was Il bit of feminine gossip by
wireless mythology. Three hundred
and siXty-five feet above the heated as.
phalt the tiptoeing symbolic deity on
Manhattan pointed her vacillating ar
row straight. for the time, in the direc-
ton of her exalted sister on Liberty
island. The lights of the great garden
We're out; the benches in the square
were filled with sleepers in postureS so
strange that beside them the writhing
figures in Dores illustrations of the
inferno would have Strengthened into
tailor'S dummies. The statue of Diana
on the tower of the garden-itS con
Iowa County democrat. [volume] (Mineral Point, Wis.) 1877-1938, 1914-10-01
On the FlY.

Mrs. Fly tsorrowfullvp-l lost my
husband Yesterday
Mrs. Moth 50 I uoticed WINE slanc.
ing over tlIc lrner Puck
Hopkinsville Kentuckian. [volume] (Hopkinsville, Ky.) 1889-1918, 1914-12-03
Dialect OF Croatia.

The dialect spoken by the Croats is
practically the same as that spoken
by the Servians, but, while the latter
use the Cyrillic (Russian) alphabet,
the former employ the Latin. Croatia
and Slavonia form. together with their
former military frontier crown land
belonging to the Hungarian section OF
Austria lying between the Adriatic
sea, on the southwest. where Croatia
has seaboard Of about 81 miles. and
Hungary, on the northeast. The
Croats Originally Chorvats. mountain
eers-from chora or CORA. a mountain)
are tall and strong. honest. and good
natured. Croatia sends deputies to
the Hungarian diet. and there must.
by special convention, always be a
Croatian IL the Hungarian ministry.
Hopkinsville Kentuckian. [volume] (Hopkinsville, Ky.) 1889-1918, 1914-12-03
DO YOU UPSET YOUR wATcHa
~ You Are Nervous, You Are Apt to
"cet its Goat" Though No
body Knows Why.

One OF the troubles Of watchmak.
ers is the man who gets on his watch's
nerves. There are lots OF customers
on whom good watch is wasted. A
good secondhand watch that has kept
perfect time for other people will, with
certain other people, go irregularly
when IL is not standing still. IL is
common knowledge in the trade that
watches are greatly Influenced by
their owners.
Nobody knows the reason. but two
explanations have been offered. One
is that watches are sensitive to per-
sonal magnetism, the natural electric
fly that human beings contain in vary
ing quantities.
The other is that watch may be
disturbed by the vibrations set up by
a footstep which, is heavier than the
ordinary The man who puts his heels
down heavily usually needs to set the
regulator toward slow to keep II from
gaining.
One Of the mysterious sides OF the
subject is that watches seldom keep
good time on people of nervous, ex-
citable temperaments. = Pearson's
Weekly
Hopkinsville Kentuckian. [volume] (Hopkinsville, Ky.) 1889-1918, 1914-12-03
TWO MORALS TO THIS STORY
different From the Ordinary Fable, u
10 Worth Giving Some Little
Consideration.

There was once a nen who thought
that the business in which he was en-
ployed could get along without him.
He would sometimes say:
Eyes, work hard and probably con.
tribute something to the profits; still
l guess II you had to you could do
without me, all right"
And again:
"a good many men think they are
indispensable. They get the idea that
the wheels would stop IL they weren't
around. That's wrong idea. know
great deal better than that"
One day the head of the firm sent
for this young man and said:
You have given me an idea. I
have heard you say so often that the
business could get along without you,
and 1t has had such a psychological
effect upon me that am willing to
take you at your word and save your
wages. Here is your envelope. Good
by"
Morals-Of which there are two,
and you may take your choice.
The first one Isl Modesty is pretty
likely to be its own reward
The second: It doesn't always pay
to advertise.-Life.
Hopkinsville Kentuckian. [volume] (Hopkinsville, Ky.) 1889-1918, 1914-12-03
Leopard al Laroe In Mountains.

A full grown leopard on its way
from Germany to a menagerie in Italy
escaped from the train at Leoco. on
the Swiss-Italian frontier and took to
the mountains. Italian gendarmes and
several sportsmen armed with rifles
and assisted by dogs climbed through
a forest without finding any trace Of
the leopard. which seems to have
taken refuge on the higher slopes Of
the neighboring mountains. and 'will
be menace to the woodcutters when
Il finds no food.
Hopkinsville Kentuckian. [volume] (Hopkinsville, Ky.) 1889-1918, 1914-12-03
A Test for Liver Complaint
Mentally Unhappy---Physically
Dull

The Liver. sluggish and inactive.
first shows itself in mental state
unhappy and critical. Never is there
joy in living. as when the Stomach
ard Liver are doing their work.
Keep your Liver active and healthy
by using DR.. Kings New Life Pills;
hey empty the Bowels freely. tone
up your Stomach. cure your Consti.
pa ion and purify the Blood. 25c.
at Druggisf. Blcklen's Arnica Salve
exec eat for Piles Advertisement
Hopkinsville Kentuckian. [volume] (Hopkinsville, Ky.) 1889-1918, 1914-12-03
Keep 1t Handy For
Rheumatism

No use TO squirm and vince and
try to wear out your Rheumatism.
1t will wear you out instead. Apply
some 81 ans Liniment. Need not
rub it I'M Ist let it penetrate al
through the affected plrts. relieve
he soreness and draw the lain. You
get ease at OF e and feel so much
better you want to go right out and
tell other suffe e,s about Sloan's
Get bottle of Sloan's Liniment for
25c. OF any druggist and have it in
the house-against Colds. Sore and
Swollen Joints, Lumbsgo, Scistica
and like ailments. Your money back
f not satisfied, but it does give al
ntst instant relief. Buy a bottle
,oday. -Advertisement.
Hopkinsville Kentuckian. [volume] (Hopkinsville, Ky.) 1889-1918, 1914-12-03
Whenever You Need General Tonic
Take Groves

The Old Standard Groves Tasteless
chill Tonic is equally valuable as
well known tonic properties of QUININE
out Malaria, Enriches the Blood and
Builds up the Whole System. so cents.
Hopkinsville Kentuckian. [volume] (Hopkinsville, Ky.) 1889-1918, 1914-12-03
The DAYS That Are No More

INC lays mat are NO more.
The power of first love has received
so much poetic attention that we can
afford to smile at the serio-comic twist
that John p, an ancient Rhode Is
land worthy, once gave It. The old
gentleman's habits and manners were
as primitive as the time at which he
lived. John P. married twice. On
his second wedding journey he visit.
ed business acquaintance in a Mas
sachusetts town. On his arrival. he
presented his bride in this graceful
way: This" said he. is Mis- p. 'Tain't
t'other Mis- P. Iwish 'twas."-Youth's
Companion.
Hopkinsville Kentuckian. [volume] (Hopkinsville, Ky.) 1889-1918, 1914-12-03

The difference between theory and
practise is shown when the whole
family goes on to attend humane
congress and leaves the cat TO starve
In the cellar.-Washington Post
Hopkinsville Kentuckian. [volume] (Hopkinsville, Ky.) 1889-1918, 1914-12-03
She Know What She Meant.

Little Mary had just returned from
an afternoon party. "Oh, mamma"
she exclaimed, "just think. had Ice
cream three times In congressional"
Hopkinsville Kentuckian. [volume] (Hopkinsville, Ky.) 1889-1918, 1914-12-03
ouIaIus mat poss Not Affect The Hssd

Because Of its tonic and laxative effect. LAxA-
tive BRono .oUININEis better than ordinary
Ilngins 10 head, Remember the fall nsme and
look ses ths sisnsssrs q :. v. ckovk. sse.
The Canon City record with which is consolidated the Canon City cannon., 1914-07-09
FREMONT COUNTY WILL
TRY ALLEGED ASSAILAnT

Ed. West, alleged assailant OF a
young Pueblo girl several nights
ago. probably Will be tried in FIRE.
mont. rather than in Pueblo county.
An investigation as to the location
of the exact spot where the alleged
assault occurred indicates that Pu-
eblo county will not have jurlsdic-
tion.
The girl. who is less than l6 years
old and pretty. arrived at her home
on the night in question. In precar-
ious state. 1t is alleged. She deciar-
ed that West. who is former prize
fighter. took her riding in an auto
mobile. and that when at a lonely
spot near Turkey creek he attacked
her.