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The Anderson daily intelligencer. [volume] (Anderson, S.C.) 1914-1915, 1914-08-07
GAMEC0CkS WON IN
A L|STLESS GAME
SPARTANS MET DEFEAT AT
HANDS OF GAFFNEYITES
A POOR EXHIBITION
No Enthusiasm Shown Except BY
Visiting Team-Hord Got a
Homer iE Seventh
Special to The Intelligencer.

Special to The Intelligencer.
Greenville, August 6.-After the eth
inning came and went today with the
score and 0, Anderson had little hope
OF winning the game. since McColl and
his crew have never won an extra IN
ming game. The features of the game
might be summed up In the pitching
OF both Plyler and Hough and the fast
fielding. of Allen. a recruit to the
Greenvtlle team He accepted IA
chances figured ir two double plays
Rnd did not make an error. Green
Vile scored her one run in the 18th
inning on tsgo scratch hits.
E2tsafies icr Srsenyiiis: FiyleT anu
Mcdaniel; for Anderson, Hough and
Mobley. -,
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WAGEO A DESPERATE
BATTLE IN GREENv|LlE
USUAL OUTCOME OF EXTRA
INNINGS
1T WENT 13 FRAMES
Hough Pitched a Beautiful Game
For Anderson and Hard Luck
Responsible for Defeat
Special to The Intelligencer.

Special to The Intelligencer.
Gaffney, August 6.-The Game
Cooke defeated the Spartanburg Tip
Tops this afternoon. by q score Of 10
TO z. The contest was listless and
very uninteresting and was only kept
alive by the vim Of the visiting team.
Hord for Gaffney, secured a home run
In the seventh with one man on.
Score by innings:
Spartanburg e.. {, 010i OLA 001-7 IL 3
Gaffney e. 1920 200 40x-TT10 10 3
y Qobla andN Dean; sDagerhafdt- and
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NATIONAL.

At New York 8: Chicago 4.
At Boston 8: Pittsburgh A. 10 in
nings.
At Brooklyn q; st. Louis z.
At Philadelphia 9; Cincinnati 4.
Homer In the Tenth.
Boston, August 6.-Maranvillue's
nome run: In the tenth inning Of to-
days game gave Boston 5 to A, vic
tory over Pittsburgh. It was the
ninth consecutive game won by the
home team.
Score
BOSTON, I. 200 600 200 Is 8 1
Pittsburgh =. 003 010 900 GA g. 3
/ Tyler. Crutcher. Strand and Whal-
Ing, Gowdy; Adams and Gibson.
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BIueiacket Won Gafne,...

Brooklyn. August G. 6.Bluejacket. an
Indian pitcher, who jumped from the
New York Nationals, and "Chief".
organized baseball, opposed each other
0. The game went z innings by agree
plent. .lT.i'J
Score 49, 80 49,.
Kansas City ;: 1000 900 90 6 1
Brooklyn 200 600 o. 6 1
johnson and Brown; Bluejacket and
Land. i:
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AT THE DOCKS.
. Q o 90 10000 0 o o Q o 0 Z

Wilmington. N: c., Aug. 6.-Fearing
capture by the British war vessels. the
Hamburg-American line steamer MI.
carfa from Santos 70 New York with
a cargo Of coffee put into Southport
today and anchored in the Cape eFar
river. Nothing definite is known as
to the disposition of the cargo. The;
Nicara carried mail between South
American ports a1d New York. No
foreign war, vessels were sighted, but
the wireless operator on the Nicara
picked up several code messages that
were thought{to to have been from ono
cruiser to another. II 1857 Il
Halifax, N. s., August 6.-The Brit
ish cruiser. Essex escorted the White
Star line steamer Cedric into the har-
Dor, here late today. Warship and
liner anchored in the inner harbor
alongside the Cunarder Mauretania,
london, August 6.-The Hamburg
American liners Kronprinzessin Cecil
lie and the Prinz Adalbert, lying at the
seaport Of Falmouth, England, have
been seized by the government.
The British :crniser Diana today
brought the German schooner Else
from Rdo Grande into Falmouth.
Queenstown, August 6.-The Cum
ard line steamer Carmanial and the
British steamer Kumeric, the latter
with a cargotof wheat from Qalyest o.,
for Germany arrived !.cre today. es1
corted BY aScruiser. asss$ !
q npdnv, ~ A a, <x,,ox a nm. r'~..fz-
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Rack to First Place.

! Baltimore, August 8.-Baltimorc
again went into first place, BY win
ming today's game from Chicago, 5 to
2. Chicago's two tallies were on home
runs by A. Walsh and Mcclure. Mey-
er scored Baltimore's first run by hit
ting over the fence. Y, I,
; Score IS,
Baltimore I. 3. 100. 103. O0x-5 10 %
Chicago. 900 101 sO0U..- 2 g
Suggs and Jacklitschi Mcclure,
Fisk and Clemons. - M ~,
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iMnrsb.M Was HIT Hard.

Philade'phia. august 6.2Cincinnati
knocked MARSHALL off the rubber today
IN, five inhin - and won from Phila-
ldelphia 4 70 2. s.; ~ IS s,5
Score 81 ~,
Cincinnati s y IS .601 200, GoI--4 10 8
Philadelphia i 100 900 001-2 I
q Benton and CIarkefH Marshall, Rix-
ey. Mattison. Haurn gardner and KILL
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won Doublehe.ader..

Buffalo, August ID. .- Buffalo closed
! the present series at home today by,
Winning 10th games OF doublehead.
! or ,,from indianapolis. s
Score first game: s. 5I9
4 Buffalo 81. X. 81. 00O O22 00x:ss4 D., i
! Indianapolis 001 900 000-4-1 q
81 Knapp and e Blnir;;a McC Connangheys
Mullins Warren ald .Raride en-.
I Score second game, III ~ ~ rs
4 Rnffalo q !. e. 4 100 001 S20x---4 8 Il
i Indianapolis COO 02f 100--,3 3
s Moore and Blair; KaiserHng and
sRafiden{ & n s4S;.s: >. ],
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BIRD's PARIApIsR
Island Designated as Breeding Place
For Naflve Birds sS7ts. ~,

Washington, Aug. 6. blackboard
Island. on the coast Or Georgia, at the
entrance to Sapelo Sound, has been
set aIS.rt by executive order for, the
use Of the department. OF agriculture
q preserve and breeding place for
native birds. It Is declared unlawful
for any. person to disturb the birds or
their eggs on the island. sS y: IS 81 8 &.
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!. Matty Lost Out.

New York. August 6.-After hold
ing Chicago to one hit In sewn innings
today, M ahenswtos3. ); ;Netaordluuuu
today. Mathewson weakened and the
Cubs batted in four runs, winning 4
to g.. Derrick's double in ninth sent
IN the tfeing and receding runs. &
Score Ii 9f
Chicago 1000 600 OPP y 1
New York !. 100 900 OILS 10 1
Humphries and Bresnahan, Archer;
MatheWson and Mclean.
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Regular SWntfest.

Pittsburgh. q August =. Pittsburgh
defeated st. Louis today 6 to. 6, The
game was featured by. heavy hitting.
Score II -. X IS /. q. !. + y 81
ST., Louis ..s.a. .102 900 101--75 10 b 2
Pittsburgh 4 & Ii. .002 100 201--6 12 3
davenport. Brown and Simon Knet-
ger and Berry. q .! s q a, ~
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FEDERAL.

i,At Buffalo '4-A: Indianapolis 1-3.
At Brooklyn q; Kansas City o..
At Pittsburgh G.; st. Louis. 8.
AT Baltimore. s; Chicago 3.
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lAn Easy victory.

Brooklyn, August 8.a-st. Louis east.
f ~ deteatel Brooklyn today z Y to y 8
-Four hits and IA wild throw BY the
{ pitcher gave the visitors q first In
ming advantage Of five runs. Is &
Score Z. IS e
st. Louis I. \. I. ~: |: 500 002s 0o0,7 10 q
Brooklyn IS. .O0lss 600 0Oi-2 8 /
lE Perdue and Snyder; schmntx, Allen
and Fischer. (; ss 2 81 .
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AENEWkRECORDl !
Altitude of $500 Feet Reached / III III
American Bufltl AeropIstle. 81

Thoihpson. og Chfcnggs in s an Amer
lean built Sespp pplanes broke the Aaar4
lean altitude record day shy rising
to the height oE s1f,, ,e0E stseti The pre-
vions record was Al ;26o feet MAIDS tsy
Lincoln Bnchey ut Chicago IN 1913 - 3
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, s la1ssiic.

.'lst August 4 !: Jae sonsiiIs D. u
eAt Charles eston 8 Slumbus 2. 3
4 At Columbia I: 1banys q.
4; saya hnah 4; daeen q Sg.s
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Federal League.
j ...lI31ll.s1:t,ls..

Or. H. H. Harris. who has returned d
from tho Union series, gives out Sthe
following E"dope:n s 81 ~ !
stevsr E, third base Z ,hs
sin,u 4, ~ ~ Sys,., at tast ones any
1- y 's' ss'A = h;
IN an ,,snn & In,,oil, ro,,,,, 3 = :, Il, 7,
nlayinr In tha n,,tTisId @ ~ Y M sxn.,.,so, y
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] NORTEi' 4. J ] I 4 ! CAR : 4 \! / I DINA
y At winston II Z; Durham, %. 1,
AT Raleigh A II AsheviIle %.
AT Charlotte q; s GroenBb 8. IS


SOUtf1E1xE9 LEAGUE
s Az Chattanooga f !: Atlantis !. 353
..At Airminghand 10; Nav Orleans A.
Az Moiitg goniery 3 !. Mobile 6. 49, ": +
81 AT Nashyills p: Memphis g.
Inter1sat ationaI League. ..y.. u
q At 4 Montreal 2: Jerssy City y. 12 in.
q 3 RoSh tester a /; Newark ,s 3 I!
!. sAst Rlffafo sltirnofs 8 iin.
6iy three arheaa aisd ss ] &.
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; Or. H. H. Harris, who has returned
from tho Union series, gives oiit the
following adope:" s y q VI, J.
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5, Union fans said the y had never
seen ID better fielding game than that
played by McC " sl (
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Il Slower at third base Is one Of the
fiitesI infieldors eyersseen !. In these
paris. He goea after fast oness and
slow ones alike; y 81 35.2
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Thompson, 4 Union product, now
playing In the. outfield for. Anderson,
Is a good hitter and q fast fielder
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Wrenlf Mads only one error daring
,t6eS Union games and has more pep
than any man on the team. spider,,''
was popular with the fans.
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f Rip Major was very popular With
the ro6ters In Unfon, espe ecially, when
Stb rnined o perfectly good uniform
sliding to third base. a 4 IS
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Robinson led the hating rally ii,
every instance during the Union gBe@@
rIes 3. ~
The Hartford republican. (Hartford, Ky.) 18??-1926, 1914-05-15
labouchere,s Complaint.

If people banished from their tables
all the commodities which. like salt.
have been condemned in print their
diet would be decidedly monotonous
Food faddists are most aggressive
persons" Henry Labouchere once com
planned. in my time l have known
them to preach that we should give III
meat. tobacco. soup, starch ,includinl
bread and p0tatoes). salt. tomatoes. ba-
nanas. strawberries and bath buns.
have also witnessed movements for
giving up boots, waistcoats. hats. over
coats, carpets. feather beds. spring
mattresses. cold baths. linen clothes
wooden clothes. sleeping more than six
hours. sleeping less than nine hours
and lighting fires at the bottom"
The Hartford republican. (Hartford, Ky.) 18??-1926, 1914-05-15
HISTORY AND A PICTURE.
CORVALLIS and His Sword After the
Fall Of Yorktown.

Art is not always true to history.
Schooboys Of several generations are
familiar with the picture of CORVALLIS
surrcndering his sword to Washington
after the fall of Yorktown. Lord Corn
wallis is revealed in the act of passing
over his beautiful sword to the hand
of his conqucror. The inference is that
Washington took the sword and kept
IL as trophy Of victory. The facts are
quite otherwise.
CORVALLIS. proud even in defeat. de.
clined to put In II personal appearance
on the occasion of his surrender. The
allied forces. American and French.
who had bcsicgcd him for thirteen
days. were drawn up in two columns
along the road leading to Hampton.
Rochambcau. on fine bay horse. was
at the head of the French column. On
his white charger sat Washington at
the head of the American troops. The
surrendered British and Hcssians
marched out of their intrcnchmcnts
and passed down between the two col
umns.
Many thousands of Virginia citizens
were gathered TO watch the scene. all
eager to get Il glimpse of Lord Corn.
wallis. But they were disappointed in
that. CORVALLIS pleaded indispositlon
and stayed in his quarters. lie sent
his sword by one of his officers. Gen
eral O'IIara. TO be delivered up to
Washington. General O'uara offered
the sword to Washington. who directed
him TO General Lincoln. the officer
whom Washington had appointed to
conduct the surrender. Lincoln took
the sword from O'Hara's hand and
then politely handed it back. TO be re-
turned to CORVALLIS.
The Hartford republican. (Hartford, Ky.) 18??-1926, 1914-05-15
The Artists Antique Was Genuine

A well known landscape painter re-
Gently bought Il Louise Quinze sofa AT
public auction. He paid large sum
for this acquisition. but was at the
same time not altogether certain of
its authenticity. despite the pedigree
with which it was purchased. But hav'
ing bought it he placed the sofa in his
studio. On the first occasion on which
he sat down on the sofa II collapsed
beneath his weight. and he was pre-
cipitated on the floor. being severely
bruised in the process. But his con
tusions did not trouble him. Observing
the worm eaten pieces of wood that lit
tered the floor he exclaimed joyfully.
After all, it's genuine. Paris Letter
TO London Globe.
The Hartford republican. (Hartford, Ky.) 18??-1926, 1914-05-15
COUNTING IN FRENCH.
Sounds Queer When You Jump From
Sixty. nine to Sixty-ten.

10 Is usually assumed among civilized
nations that they all count alike and
that they use the decimal system. In
a general way this is quite true. And
yet the French have II very peculiar
way of counting. which seems to have
been devised hy some one ohSessed
with the idea Of the circle or ut least
of Il segment OF the circle.
Instead of making 100 the basis of
the removal of the digit to the third
place. that individual stopped counting
at GO and then devised two quite cum
berSome methods of getting mp to 100.
The French. like the rest Of us. count
NJ to 90 in normal and healthy man.
ncr Then when the next step is to be
taken they say "sixty-ten." and 50 on
Scvcnty-three is "sixty-thirteen;" sew.
enty.nine is "sixty-ninetccn." When
the genius who devised French count
ing reached this number he seems to
to 20 on. But with true Gallo inge
nuity he made bold leap and called
eighty "fourtwenties.
Thus eighty-one become "four-twen-
ties-one." and so on. Eighty-nine is
"four-twenties- nine" Here one would
expect him to strike another snag.
But he liked his solution of seventy So
well-in fact. he had grown so cnam
ored of it-that he tried it again. and
ninety becomes -four twenties-ten.
Ninety-three is figured out to be -four
twenties- thirteen" and when Victor
Hugo was compelled to head his cele-
brated biographical novel "Quatre.
Vingt-Treize'-t that is to say. -four
enties-thirteen"-he must have shud.
dered over the entire area of his sub
conscious sensibilities. Yet he may
not.
The French and even good students
Of other nationalities who have ac-
quired French which a Frenchman
can listen to without gritting his teeth
do not seem to be worried at all by
this peculiar French habit, which If it
we're not impelled by courtesy to call
"Gallicism'' we would certainly call
"barbarism ROCKY Mountain News.
The Hartford republican. (Hartford, Ky.) 18??-1926, 1914-05-15
DAWN AT RANG00N.
Where the Sun Seems to Perch In the
Branches Of the Trees.

WUCTG tHG Gun SCCrUS " y" wv
Branches Of the Trees.
Slow boats slipped softly up the
stream and others still slept with
quiet gurgling at their anchors. A
craning. swan-like craft, with high cary.
ed beak and outstretched wings. swept
swiftly out to sea with rows Of naked
brown men bending sharply at the
oars. Sampans rocked on the rising
tide and a gentle stir and stretching
from sleep ran up and down the Grim
son running river.
A bird gushed suddenly a wondrous
liquid song from the low, mist covered
shores. Following came gentle breeze
that rent the fine silver tissues. rippled
the stream and showed. very naked
and ugly, low, fat lying town. With
the breath came faint. tine echo of
pausing tones OF sill
yer. Then. emerging from the mists
and standing high above the level Of
the brown earth, cleaned bell shap-
ed. divinely pointed thing of gold that
Uuivered diZZily for a moment, then
dimmed behind q bank of mist.
Next the sun leaped into the day and
struck upon the sense like the sudden
clash of metal cymbals. The mists
curled instantly and vanished. the
shadows withered under foot and a
bare white light trimmed like a knife
the ugly outlines of RangOOn.
Mind and body cry aloud for shelter
in the town. The sun hangs so low
perches in the very branches Of the
dust streaked trees. 1t is appalling.
and the soul whmpers at the nearness.
the bald intrusion.-From THE Color
Of the East" by Elizabeth Washburn.
The Hartford republican. (Hartford, Ky.) 18??-1926, 1914-05-15
Pleasant For the Mistress.

Mistress discussing housemaid who
has given notice,-Well. of course IL
she wants 10 90 she must. But il
seems foolish of her If her only reason
Is that she wants change. She won't
get better place than this. Cook
That's just what ! tell the silly girl.
ma'aDa Depend upon It," ! says to
her. you'll only be going out of the
drying3 pan into the fire."-London
Punch.
The Hartford republican. (Hartford, Ky.) 18??-1926, 1914-05-15
Enthusiasm.

Enthusiasm is faith in action. Faith
beieveth all things" Enthusiasm puts
that belief to the test. The enthusiast
believes that the thing can he done; he
has faith To believe that it ought TO he
done: he has enthusiasm to do it, To
the unthinking enthusiasm is but the
foam on the deeply stirred waters. In
truth it Is the striving Of the waters
themselves. II is the very life of effort
From The Power OF Mental De
mand," by Herbert Edward Law.
The Hartford republican. (Hartford, Ky.) 18??-1926, 1914-05-15
USEL|V-VER-LAx
For Lazy Liver and
the Troubles Of
Constipation.

Feel right all the time. Don't lay off
from work for days by taking calomel
when pleasant Liz Ver-Lax keeps you
on your feet, while relieving your troub-
lie. Safer too, and easy to take. Don't
take anything else. You can't afford
it. Eliminates poisons, cleanses sys-
TEN and relieves constipation. A nat
ural remedy, natural in its actions, sure
in it's effect and certain in results. 1t
won't be long before Liz Ver-Lax will
completely displace calomel in every
home. Children can take it freely ami
with perfect safety. Every bottle guar
anteed. SOC and 81 in bottles. None
genuine without the likeness and sigma
ture of l.. X. Grigsby. For sale by
J. II. WILLIAMS, Hartford, Ky.
The Hartford republican. (Hartford, Ky.) 18??-1926, 1914-05-15
Not In Mourning.

Sir Squire Bancroft. the famous ac.
tor. once paid IA visit TO a sick friend
and brought him basket OF grapes.
The friend eyed them wistfully and
asked:
"Are they black grapes?"r
Bancroft had to acknowledge that
they were not.
you see" he said whimsicaly. ''in
serious cases | never bring black
London Globe.
The Hartford republican. (Hartford, Ky.) 18??-1926, 1914-05-15
AchilI Island,

There are few people who once hav-
Ing seen the island of Achill can for.
get its beauty. The island lies close
TO the west coast of Ireland. When
the skies are blue, mountains green
and smiling. boys clad In purple and
pink heather and the whole pictur-
esque island in sunshine. the place Is
q wonderland.
The Hartford republican. (Hartford, Ky.) 18??-1926, 1914-05-15
TREES FULL OF FAT.
Some Of Them Yield Pretty Fair Sub
stitute For Butter.

There are several trees that yield an
oily substance much resembling butter
and making a good substitute for it.
Some Of these grow in Europe. but the
best known species are natives Of AT.
RIGA and South America.
The Bassia butyracea. or the "shea
butter" as it is commonly called.
grows wild on the west coast Of Africa.
The butter obtained from this tree is
derived by pounding and pressing the
seeds. which are three inches long.
When extracted the oil assumes the
consistency Of butter and smells like
chocolate. Not only is 1t an excellent
article Of food. but it is used extensive
ly for the making of soap and candles
The seeds Of the crab tree Of Brazil
and Guiana are 20 per cent fat. and
the "crab wood tallow" derived from
them is excellent for the manufacture
Of candles and soap. When boiled the
tallow turns out yellow butter which
contains small quantity OF strych-
nine. The latter, however, is easily re-
moved by prolonged boiling.
From the nutmeg a useful fat Is OBJ
tanned. The nutmegs which have been
broken or damaged by insects are
roasted. ground and pressed for the
fat. which is used for cosmetic and
medicinal purposes.
a tree Astounding in the forests Of
Africa and called by Kafiirs "chignite"
yields (from the fruit or bark. the exact
source being unknown a white butter
like substance which constitutes an
important article of commerce on that
continent.-New York World.
The Hartford republican. (Hartford, Ky.) 18??-1926, 1914-05-15
LEADING Up to II.

Borrowby-Let's see. Do | owe you
anything?, Bangs-Not "A cent. my
boy Are you going around paying
your little debts? Borrowhy-No: go
ing around seeing II I'd overlooked
anybody. Lend me five till Saturday.
will youf-Boston Transcript.
The Hartford republican. (Hartford, Ky.) 18??-1926, 1914-05-15
Solemn Faced GEORGE,

Our one grievance against George
Washington is that he never let the
artists know that he could smile. Look.
ing at the solemn visaged portraits Of
the great man creates the feeling that
the batting average Of the Joy Of living
was mighty low ia his day.-Toledo
Blade.
The Hartford republican. (Hartford, Ky.) 18??-1926, 1914-05-15
How She Made Him.

"He says his success is due entirely
to his wife"
= but his wife divorced him!"
"Yes. but ne had to hustle so hard to
earn the alimony the court granted her
that he became the business success
YOU now see."-HOuston Post.
The Hartford republican. (Hartford, Ky.) 18??-1926, 1914-05-15
Sympathy.

Mrs. Thompson-My husband is Sc
riGusly m. He's having "A consnlta'
lion now. Laundress-l Poor man, DO
I hurt him bad2- Life " ''."
The Hartford republican. (Hartford, Ky.) 18??-1926, 1914-05-15
Warlike.

Bobbs That fellow Bjones Is a
mighty quarrelsome sort OF fellow
Slobbs-Yes. even his own statements
conilict.-Phlladelphia Record.
The Hartford republican. (Hartford, Ky.) 18??-1926, 1914-05-15

The man who wears silk stockings Is
careful about stepping into the mud
says a French proyerb.
The Hartford republican. (Hartford, Ky.) 18??-1926, 1914-05-15
Clever Answer.

Old Gentleman-Well. my boy, and
when does your birthday come? Boy
lwhO has been cautioned not to fish for
presents,-Oh. II passed by long time
ngo--a year next Saturday,
The Hartford republican. (Hartford, Ky.) 18??-1926, 1914-05-15

The real man Is one who always
finds excuses for others. but never es
,uses himself HeAry Ward Heecher
The Hartford republican. (Hartford, Ky.) 18??-1926, 1914-05-15
Both Buffers,

Shelf you don't 30 away Mt once
shall call my husband. Peddler-l called
ON him first. and he threatened me
with you.- Fliegende Batter.