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South Bend news-times. (South Bend, Ind.) 1913-1938, 1914-11-12
WILLIAM SHEIDEIR SURPRISED.

William Sheidler, 109 l.. Eighth St,
was pleasantly surprised Wednesday
evening by 40 Of his friends, who
came to assist him in celebrating his
birthday anniversary. Games and
music were the features. Several Sc
lections were rendered by Miss Orpha
Graves. Mg. Sheilder was the Tecip-
lent OF a beautiful gift, the presenta-
ton speech being made by Alpha
Heiney.
A delicious luncheon was served.
The out-of-town guests were Mr..
and Mrs. Joseph Wilcox Of South
Bend.
South Bend news-times. (South Bend, Ind.) 1913-1938, 1914-11-12
STEAMSHIP MOVENJENTS

NEW YORK, Nov. 12.-Steamer
sailing today:
VeneZia, Marseilles
Due to arrive:
Marker from Rotterdam.
JomsbOrg from AndrOssan.
Virginie from Bordeaux
MantanZas from Rotterdam.
MiZar from Rotterdam.
Maartensdyk from Rotterdam.
Baltic from Liverpool
Themisto from Rotterdam.
Alioth from Rotterdam.
South Bend news-times. (South Bend, Ind.) 1913-1938, 1914-11-12
SCOTS MEET TONIGHT.

A rousing meeting OF the members Of
the Scotch Thistle club will be held in
the Hotel Mishawaka this evening. Mat
tiers connected with the ST. Andrews day
celebration will occupy the attention Of
the meeting. The clubs pipers Will be
on hand and will entertain with music
and dancing. Duncan J. Campbell, prest-
dent Of the society will be in the chair.
South Bend news-times. (South Bend, Ind.) 1913-1938, 1914-11-12
FLOUR AND FEED.

tCOrrected Daily by knOblOck & Ginz,
Hydraulic Av)
WHEAT-Paying $1.10 per bu.; selling
at $1.20 per bu.
OATS--Paying 45c per bu.; selling at
soc per bu.
CoRN-Paying Toe per bu.; selling at
S5c per blu.
RYE-Paying 9Oc per bu.
South Bend news-times. (South Bend, Ind.) 1913-1938, 1914-11-12
RTSv RE MEETING

Mrs. Ernest Cart, east Of the city on
members OF the Twin Branch Busy Bees
at her home. In jug contest Mrs.
Charles Geyer and Mrs. Lloyd Biggs Sc
cured the favOrS. Refreshments were
served. The club will meet in three
weeks with Mrs George Laing.
South Bend news-times. (South Bend, Ind.) 1913-1938, 1914-11-12
FORMER RESIDENT DIES.

Word has been received in the city
by G. II. Motifs of the death of his
brother, Melvin Snyder of near Nap
panee, Wednesday afternoon. Mr..
Snyder was well known in this city
and was a former resident.
South Bend news-times. (South Bend, Ind.) 1913-1938, 1914-11-12
FNTERTAINs CIRCLE.

Mrs. Vincent Drummer. assisted by Mrs.
George Heidi entertained the members
Of the st. MaTy's Sewing circle at her
home GRO K. Joseph St Thursday after
noon. The chief feature Of the afternoon
was needle work. A social hour was en-
loved during which delicious refresh
ments were served.
South Bend news-times. (South Bend, Ind.) 1913-1938, 1914-11-12
HAY. STRAW AND FEED

Corrected Daily by the Wesley Miller
Flour & Feed Co, 420 s. Michigan ST.
HAY-Paying $1,000 to S14CO; selling at
$1,000 to $500
STRAW-Paying 500 to $500: selling
at $500, and SOC per bale
NEW CORN-Paying Coo; selling at
zoe to c75.
OATS-Paying 45c; selling at SIC to 55c.
CLOVER SEED-Paying 500 to $500 ;
selling at 5000 to $1,000.
TIMOTHY-Paying $500; selling at
$50.
ALFALFA-Selling at $1,000.
South Bend news-times. (South Bend, Ind.) 1913-1938, 1914-11-12
PROVISIONS.
Corrected Daily by f. w Mueller, 216 E.
jefferson Blvd)

NNOIItNItu DdIIN DE II. ". MueLeI, 10 y.
Jefferson Blvd.)
FRUTT-OrangeS, per case $2.75; selling
at zoe TO JCc per dOZ.; lemons, per case
$40, selling at 40c per dOz.; bananas,
per bunch SL75, selling at Dc TO 2Jc per
dOZ.
VEGETABLES-New cabbage, paying
Soc To 40c per dOz., selling at &c per head
new potatoes, paying 40c. selling at COO.
BUTTER AND EGInS@'Ountry butter.
paying zoe TO 30c. selling 2Jc TO 35c +;
creamery butter, paying &c. selling Csc.
Eggs, strictly fresh. paying CSC TO Soc,
selling at 35c to 4Oc.
South Bend news-times. (South Bend, Ind.) 1913-1938, 1914-11-12
South
Bend
uSiCal
and
Lyceum
Series

Lincoln Mcconnell who appears Jan. I8 as the fifth
number on the South Bend Redpath Musical and Ly
Ceum Course.
The Course opens at the First Methodist Church
Nov 81 with a lecture by Senator RObt F.. Owens Ten
other numbers will follow, all of the very highest class
consisting of music readings and impersonaiOnS and
the best forms of entertainment.
Membership tickets are on sale by representatives
of the various church organizations interested in the
enterprise and at the Y M. c. A. and Y w. c. A. The
membership ticket costs dollar. 1t entities the hold
er to reserve seat at an additional cost of fifteen cents
or ten cents for each number according to location
This makes total cost, including the membership
ticket of only $3.50 and $3.50 for the entire course of
- numbers, if reservation and payment is made in ad
vance Single admissions TO those holding membership
tickets twenty cents per night. membership ticket
must be presented in order to reverse seat either for
one night or the season.
Season reservations will begin at the Y. M. c. A. al
s A. NJ, Friday Nov %.
South Bend Musical and Lyceum Association
South Bend news-times. (South Bend, Ind.) 1913-1938, 1914-11-12
LIVE STOCK

Corrected Daily by Major Bros, S
Logan ST.
HEAVY FAT STEERS-Live, 6IAc to Sc;
dressed, lie TO 13c.
HOGS-2OO lbs, 6stc to ne.
LAMBS-Live, 542c TO &c; dressed 12c
to lie.
South Bend news-times. (South Bend, Ind.) 1913-1938, 1914-11-12
ENSIGN HART SPEAKS.

Ensign Hart, in charge of the local
organization of the Salvation Army.
spoke to the brotherhood of the First
baptist church Wednesday evening.
bis subject for the evening was The
Work of the Salvation Army.
South Bend news-times. (South Bend, Ind.) 1913-1938, 1914-11-12
BRIDE-ELECT HONOR
GUEST AT RECEPTION

Forty members of the Young Ladies'
sodality OF ST. Joseph's Catholic
church on Wednesday evening attend
ed a reception given in honor of Miss
Mary Tremel, who Is to be married
next week to Joseph Poulln of South
Bend. at the home of the president,
Miss Bertha Schmitt, 326 S. Union st.
The Schmitt home was decorated in
pink, blue and white. During the
evening piano selections were con-
tributed by the Misses Eva Ganser and
Gertrude Tremel. Fortune telling was
on of the chief features and furnish
ed much merriment. An apple contest
and games were also enjoyed.
Miss Tremel received a beautiful
gift from the guests, the presentation
speech being made by Miss Bertha
Schmitt.
Luncheon was served. The commit
tee in charge consisted OF Misses
Frances Schmitt, Kasimer Grzesk,
Emma Schmitt and Monica Bueche.
There will be a sale of doughnuts
and cookies Friday. Nov. IL, at the
RanffCt church AnVt
South Bend news-times. (South Bend, Ind.) 1913-1938, 1914-11-12
BIRTH RECORD.

A son was born to Mr.. and Mrs. Lester
Robinson, TOwle av. Mrs. Robinson
formerly was Miss Nettie Ganser and Is
the daughter Of Mr.. and Mrs. Joseph
Ganser, w. Sixth st.
South Bend news-times. (South Bend, Ind.) 1913-1938, 1914-11-12
HOLD PASTRY SAFE.

The domestic science girls Of the
Mishawaka high school held a pastry
and candy sale in the domestic science
department Of the school Thursday
afternoon.
South Bend news-times. (South Bend, Ind.) 1913-1938, 1914-11-12
PATCHING PAVENfENTs.

Rankert and EggleSton. local con-
tractors. Thursday morning started
the patching of several holes in the
pavements OF the down town district.
a few days will be required to COM
plete the work.
South Bend news-times. (South Bend, Ind.) 1913-1938, 1914-11-12
The MARKETS
CHICAGO GRAIN.

CHICAGO. Nov. l2-Opening:
WHEAT-Dec., $1.152sGA; May, Si-22ls
az.
CORN-Dec.. 6sTs &c; May. 71% sc
OATS-Dec-, 1910 sc; Nay. 53i2M &c
PORk-May, S19.T2.
lARD-May. S1062.
RIBS-Jan-, $1O.3Od10.2T
Close:
CoRNIMay. -92EG4c; Dee, 65IkdA NC
OATS-May, $3.50; Dec, 49& "a sc.
PORK-siay. S19.77; Jan. Sl940.
lARD-AIay, S1CT0; Nov, Sll40; JAN
5000 G10.60.
RIBS-May. S1O65; Jan, s1O95
South Bend news-times. (South Bend, Ind.) 1913-1938, 1914-11-12
RETURNS TO los ANGELES.

city visiting with his parents, Mr.. and
city visiting with rs parents. Mr.. and
Mrs. ". V. Long. OF w. First ST.
Thursday morning returned TO his
homo at Los Angeles, Calf.
South Bend news-times. (South Bend, Ind.) 1913-1938, 1914-11-12
SEEDS.

Corrected Daily by Warner Bros. Seed
Store, ia f. Wayne ST.
TIM0THY-$3.2 % per bu
RED CLOVER-$9.OO per blu.
ALFALFA-S1000 per bu.
ALSIKE CLOVER-$10.0O per bu.
South Bend news-times. (South Bend, Ind.) 1913-1938, 1914-11-12

The PocahOntas council will give 2
chicken pie supper Friday evening r
Red Men hall from ) TO s. Everybody
invited. Adv.
South Bend news-times. (South Bend, Ind.) 1913-1938, 1914-11-12
TALLOW AND Hides

Corrected Daily by S. w. Liprman. 210
n. Main ST.
TALLOW-ROugh, % to Sc; rendered,
No. 1, &c to &c; No. Q Sc 70 &c.
HIDES-Green No. /, Sc to DC; cured
calf skin, 4c to &c.
South Bend news-times. (South Bend, Ind.) 1913-1938, 1914-11-12
VAUDFyTLIF TONIGHT

Tonight at the opening Of the vaude-
Vile bin for the last part OF this week at
the Century theater THE Alvo Trio
comedy acrobats and "Taber and Clair
singing and dancing act viii open our
days engagement.
South Bend news-times. (South Bend, Ind.) 1913-1938, 1914-11-12
,YE-No. .. S1O3
SOUTH BEND MARKETS
Corrected Daily by Jimmie's Market, l.
w. Jefferson Blvd

POULTRY-Paying Ice. selling 1Sc.
Notwithstanding 16c, selling zoe.
VEAL-Paying lie, selling DC.
BEEF-ROast, 25c; boiling, lie; porter
house, SOC 10 40c; sirloin, 30c.
South Bend news-times. (South Bend, Ind.) 1913-1938, 1914-11-12

FOR EXCHANGE-For city property
so acres timbered land in kentucky.
AIishawal6a. Call Bell 2To.
South Bend news-times. (South Bend, Ind.) 1913-1938, 1914-11-12
TOLEDO GRAIN.


IOLEDO, -, Nov l---f-IOSe.
WHEAT--Cash, sI14% Dec, S116h {;
May, S1.24%.
CoRN-Cssh, 691sc; Dec, 7O1ac; May,
74Ac
OATS-Cash, 5OsLc; Dec, 511kc; May,
56c.
RYE-No. .. S103
CLOVER SEED-Prime. cash, S9.221A I;
Dee. $3.50; Jan, $9$712; Feb. $9.45;
March. S9.52a.
ALSIKE-Prime. cash, SS.45; Dec,
SS.5212 March, SS.77A.
TIMOTHY-Prime. cash, $247Is; Dec,
$3.50; March. $2-6215.
South Bend news-times. (South Bend, Ind.) 1913-1938, 1914-11-12

Regular review Mishawaka Hive No.
6S. Initiation. Friday evening. Advt.
NOTICE.
The L. r. w. o. w. will give an
entertainment and box social at w. y.
w. hall Saturday evening. Nov. ii,
1914. Everybody and their friends
cordially invited. Ladies kindly bring
lunch boXes.-Adv.
South Bend news-times. (South Bend, Ind.) 1913-1938, 1914-11-12
MlSHAWhva 9OWLING

totals ......44l 44I 441 13A1
Norman I27. Endlich $50. Schuyler
49,. Total 409.
GIN $50, Campbell 12s. Upper 141.
Tota. 420.
South Bend news-times. (South Bend, Ind.) 1913-1938, 1914-11-12

Totals ......s4s $50 SO 2O1'
Five Mile Beach weekly journal., 1914-01-09

Montenegrins pride themselves on
the possession of two great virtues
patriotism and honesty. Their love OF
country has been demonstrated in their
history, and their honesty is witnessed
to by their laws. One remarkable law
of the Black Mountain Kingdom d.
reefs that any man finding a purse or
jewelry upon the road shall place the
same upon the nearest stone, so that
the loser will have only to retrace his
steps to recover his property. That
law is never violated. A Montenegrin
thinks nothing of shooting a man with
whom he disagrees. but would shrink
In horror from the idea Of stealing the
veriest trife. Montenegro law II more
severe upon the thief than the homi-
eide.
Five Mile Beach weekly journal., 1914-01-09
BOILING GEYsERs.
What Causes the Spouting of These
Natural Steam Engines.

what Causes the Spoutin9 OF inosOF
Natural Steam Engines.
Geysers are found in only three
| places in the world, according to a pub
lication entitled "Geysers' issued by
the department of the interior. These
three regions are Iceland, where gey-
sers were first discovered; New Zea-
land and the Yellowstone National
park, in which these natural steam n
gines are more numerous and of grGat-
er beauty than In the two other areas
mentioned. In the Yellowstone the
geysers are found In detached geyser
basins, or fire holes, as they weret
called by the first explorers, and the
groups possess individual peculiarities
which give character and interest to-
each locality. The most noted of these
basins is, however, that known as the
Upper Geyser basin of the Fireholei
river, one of the headwaters of the
great Missouri. The whole floor of the
valley Is fairly riddled with springs Of
boiling water, whose exquisite beauty
is in~describable. Light clouds OF
ieecy vapor curl upward from waters
Of the purest azure or the clearest en-
erald and. encircling rims of white
marblelike silica, form fit setting for
such great gems. A large part of the
valley floor Is covered with the white
deposit of silica known as siliceous
sinter, deposited by the overfiowing
hot waters. The weird Wilderness
of these areas. the gaunt white
trunks of pine trees filed by the hot
waters, the myriad pools of steam
ing crystal and the white clouds float
ing off from the ~chimneylike geyser
cones form a scene never to be forgot
ten by those fortunate enough to be-
hold it.
The intermittent spouting of geyserS
was long a riddle to scientific men.
The theory, which bears the name Of
the illustrious chemist Bunsen, is now
generally accepted. This theory Is
based on the well known fact that the
boiling point of water rises with the
pressure and is therefore higher at the
bottom of a tube of water than at the
surface. In a long and narrow or an
irregular tube ebullition in the lower
part is only possible at a much higher
temperature than at the top owing to
the weight Of water column above 1t.
If by the continued heating the lower
layer Of water attains the temperature
at which it can boil steam is formed,
whose expansive force lifts the super
incumbent column of water, causing a
slight overflow at the top, which short
ems the column. so that steam is form
ed at a higher point and a further lift
ing and relief of pressure ensues, fol-
lowed by an eruption.
Five Mile Beach weekly journal., 1914-01-09

Corporal Nugent had returned to
Kansas City. Kan. after a long alb
sence, and the farmer who delivers
eggs twice a week at the Nugent home
recognized In the corporal a strange
individual, but an u%ndoubted member
of the family. judging from facial APP
pearance. 1t happened a few days
ago that the corporal was alone in the
house when the farmer delivered the
g The farmer was DESTROYS of
saying something pleasant of course.
II SUPPOSE" he said. that you are
the prodigal SON."
mo" said the corporal gravely. Il
am the fatted calf."-Kansas City Star.
Five Mile Beach weekly journal., 1914-01-09

and persisted In proclaiming himself
sober. Barker did not demur. He
was waiting to find out where the sup.
ply had come from. There was nu
saloon neal the depot, and he was sure
that Hank had nothing when he came
to work In the morning. So he decid
ed to wait and watch. He went
through the freight room at noon while
Hank was out for his dinner and
found nothing. The station was badly
crowded with freight and express
packages, but he could find no trace OF
any bottles. For two or three days the
same thing occurred, and Barker be.
came more curious than ever. Hank
had not yet struck his usual gait. He
was always sober enough to do his
work and showed his face with great
promptitude every morning at 8 o'clock.
He could not be getting anything al
home, for Barker had been paying his
wages to Mrs. Jones, and she declared
she had given him nothing to spend
that had not been accounted for. YET
1t was plain that he was drinking.
One morning Barker was disturbed
by the fourth visit of DIR. Boden to tho
station
Barker" said the doctor, 'some-
things wrong here. That package
ought to be here. 1t ought to have been
here long ago. 1t must be somewhere
out In the freight room. They say AZ
the other end Of the line that 1t was
shipped over two weeks ago"
"But there's nothing here for you.
doctor" protested Barker. 1--WE gone
Five Mile Beach weekly journal., 1914-01-09
GORGEOUS N%IGHTRoBEs.
Velvet and siIken Ones Used to Be
Worn In the Daytime.


In the middle ages night robes, ms a
general thing. were unknown Injuries.
Under the 1'udors royalty and no.
bility had them made of silk or vel
vet, and, as the old books say, hence
no washing was necessary"
A nightrobe of black satin bound
with black taffeta and edged with vel
vet of the same color was daintily
fashioned for Anne Boleyn.
More luxurious still was n owned
by Queen Bess. 1t was of black vel
vet, fur lined. and greatly offset by
flowing borders of silk lace. And In
1868 her majesty gave orders that
George Brodlgman should deliver
-ssthreescore and six best sable skynnes.
to furnish us a nightgown." Four
years later her highness orders the
delivery of twelve yards of purple
velvet, friezed on the back syde, with
white and russell silke." for a night
gown for herself and also orders the
delivery Of fourteen yards of hurry
damask for the "makynge Of a night
gowne" for some one else.
Nlghtgowns for ladies' of a later
period were called might walls" In
Queen Anne's time 1t was the fashion
to wear them over the customary dress
in the streets In the daytime, when out
on a pleasure walk. And. as was 1T
ting, ladies' who INDUCED In night
caps had them also made Of silk or
velvet, with ''much pretty garnishing
of lace and glittering cords" and the
fair ones made presentation Of costly
caps to each other as tokens of respect
or affection.
Five Mile Beach weekly journal., 1914-01-09
MAN OF MANY SLIPPERS.
Court Ball Comedy of q Small German
Capital.

Capital.
An amusing story of an incident at a
masked ball given at the capital Of
one OF the smaller German principali-
ties Is told In Berlin. The rule was
printed upon the invitation cards that
every one must come either In fancy
dress or IN a black domino.
In one of the rooms of the court a
buffet had been set out, and the at
fendants there soon came to remark
the unusually active appetite Of one
guest, duly masked and scloaked, who
consumed extraordinarily large guam
titles of the more expensive d~eIicacies
and wines. After several minutes OF
vigorous eating he would. lea{e the
buffet and disappear among thethrong
of dancers. Soon, however. he would
be back again. his appetite apparently
as strong as ever.
After the fourth visit at short inter-
walls of this hungry guest the head
waiter called the attention of the
master of ceremonies, who waited
at the buffet until the masked stranger
once more returned. He was again
served with a full supply Of food and
wine and as he turned away was po-
liteIy asked to show bis invitation
card.
At this some confusion was noticed
IN his bearing. and the master Of cere-
monies requested hlm to remove his
mask and cloak. To the astonlshment
OF the servants and the amusement OF
the guests there WAS revealed the
shamefaced figure Of 0ne of the SOL
diers OF the guard on duty in the hall
below. The guards had found a spare
domino lying In the hall and they had
been putting it on n after the other
during the evening, so as to be able to
go boldly into the bathrooms and eat
their fill at The buffet unchallenged.
So amused at the story was the
grand duke that be refused to allow
the greedy soldiers to be punished
Berlin Cor. London Mail.
Five Mile Beach weekly journal., 1914-01-09


through the book. Everything's enter
ed right up when 1t comes In, and II
couldn't be here and | not know it
I've gone through the station too.Y
The doctor grunted disgustedly and
started away. Then with a sudden
idea he turned.
"See here, Barker" he said, do you
mind letting me look owe your book 2
ut amt a bit of use, DOCTOR" per
sisted Barker, "but you can If you
want. l know anybody might make a
mistake, but there amt any this time,
I'm sure"
He showed the book through the win
dow to the doctor.
Look here, Barker, what's this? Some
thing came In here twelve days ago,
and some ones signed for 1t, and il
wasn't l, either"
Barker looked. Sure enough, some
one had signed for a package for DR.
Boden. He looked again. He was puz-
zled. The writing had a strangely IA
miliar appearance. 1t really looked O
great deal like Hanks homely script
under a mask. He had a sudden dis
comforting suspicion.
what was In that package, doctorT
he asked ~uneasily.
To his surprise the doctor redeemed
with an exaggerated confusion. He
hesitated, cleared his throat once OF
twice and finally answered, swell, II
was a FIVE gallon key of alcohol"
Barker started.
"Do you know Hank Jones?" he ask
ed. The doctor slgnified that he did.
"Well," said Barker. 81 hope you
won't do anything about this. l have
a sort Of personal interest in Hank.
shouldn't want him to get into trouble
with the express company, but I'm
afraid you'll find that keg around here
somewhere. after all. and you'll find II
a little depleted. Hank Jones has
been sampling it." he concluded de
cisively. "I'm sure of it."
ooh, good LordI' exclaimed the doc
tor, with sudden horror in his face
III you nAcdH W say ne , Dccu uTluk
ing it?" Then he stopped and in {
moment broke into the most uproariou.
merriment.
Look here" he said at last and pro
duced a letter which he lay before
Barker. He read:
DR.. Boden. Professor of Anatomy, Barnes
VILE College of Medicine:
My Dear Doctor-I have had a littl,
trouble about securing your specimen. bu'
AVE finally succeeded In escaping detec
ton. l am expressing it to you In a five
gallon keg labeled alcohol, hich it reails
contains, you know, and l hope 1t reaches
you safely in time for your lecture. 4. LIE
me know. Yours as ever.
THOMAS L. NOLIN.
"Do you know what's in that keg?'
demanded the doctor. "Of course vol
don't. Well, I'm going to tell you. an,
III expect you to keep my secret if
keep yours" He glanced around ant
then whispered a moment in Barker.
ear.
Barker's face underwent the sam,
Transformation from horror to mirth
Together they laughed, they roared
they screamed
"And now" said the doctor, whe1
they had recovered somewhat and had
Five Mile Beach weekly journal., 1914-01-09
Japansse Royal Composers.

The imperial family Of Japan, like
the Hohenzollerns. has produced some
musical composers. At the reception
given by the mikado in 1894 to cele-
brate his silver wedding a dance was
played which, according to the pro-
gram was composed 1900 years ago
by the Emperor Yomer. 1t represents
the Joyous fight of a bird Of paradise
in the golden age" Another dance was
.'composed 0S7 years ago by Prince
Atsumi."
Five Mile Beach weekly journal., 1914-01-09
Homes Under the Ground.

IN the salt district in Cheshire, Eng
land, the brine has been pumped SO
continuously out of the earth that the
land has settled very considerably.
The houses naturally sink with the
earth, and In some of the streets In
Northwich only the roofs are visible.
The houses are inhabited, although the
rooms are underground. In a great
many cases additional stories have
been added. so that by living in the
upper rooms the residents may have
some light and air. The roadways sink,
too, but are kept up to the proper level
by the government
Five Mile Beach weekly journal., 1914-01-09
Ancient and Modern Bathing.

Soap is really quite a new factor In
the worlds life. Most of ancestors
were filthy and dissembled the fact by
the use Of sitting perfumes. Washing
ones hands. which was only done by
the very best people. meant dipping
the fingers In rosewater and drying
them on a napkin. Even the Romans
OF the decadence, who were probably
cleaner as a community than any be-
fore or since. bathed III water and rub
bed themselves with oil. 1t sounds
nasty to us. but then SO does, for ex-
ample. Chinese music. which millions
of human beings think delightful.
Five Mile Beach weekly journal., 1914-01-09
Andrew Lano and John Knox.

Apropos of Andrew Lang's "John
Knox and the Reformation" the fol-
lowing appeared after its publication In
criticism Of his views:
/ think when thae twa meet.
Whaever's there to sect:
Knox Will come on WI sic a bang
Our freend'n no be Andrew Lang.
Westminster Gazette.
Five Mile Beach weekly journal., 1914-01-09
Feminine Versatility.

A girls versatility is such that she
win telephone the society editor some
item about herself and then be sur
prised almost to death when she sees
it in the paper next morning. Ohio
State Journal.
Five Mile Beach weekly journal., 1914-01-09
Much Better.

Small Edgar while out walking with
his mother hesltated at a muddy cross
ing.
"Well why don't you go ahead?" she
asked.
81 was just thinking" replied Edgar.
that It would be better to go afoot-"-
Chicago News.