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Pokrok zaÌpadu. [volume] (Omaha, Neb.) 1871-1920, 1914-02-18
ZPRAVY z RAVENNA, NEB.

Y sobotu k nam zavitaI p,
Hurt u IN svG zde ndyst6vy p1-
JENNIE 50 mczi Mani pobayiI.
Firma Sk0chdopole n O
Neil min tyden zasIala do trhll
south-omazskGho ntk0Iik kar We.
pf0 u ~ strzcuou cenou byla do.
sti uspokojena.
- Pan Ernest Sko6dopoIe Y
sobotu yeGcr 0dyczl do Lincoln
syoji dccru, ably tam pro nj ltkaf.
skou pomoc yyhIcdaI Jak 10 do
vid6m, nemocnd AeGna nucena
byIa podrobitl 50 operaci, o je-
JIM y$sIedku priEtt zprdvu po.
dam,
DR., Drask} opftn6 Y nasen
mdstt mcskaI n, iak yyroznni.
yGm, ncjkratSim case hodld r.
meN mann dobrH crsky tehto lc"
kHf trvalc usidIitj,
Pan Joscf Majcr rovntz byI
uuccu syoji mnnzcIk0 doproyodi.
ii do Lincoln do ucmocnicc k ole
tfcui, kdc vsak Y neddIi rhno pro,
yedenA ma nj opcr0cc u sice y do
br}m yysIcdkcrn, talk zc pani Ma.
jcroyd ma III nejIcpU padfji ma
brzkG uzdraycni, coz j vsicbni IN.
jistG Y pine mifc pfcjemc, s T.
ctou JrdnatcL
Pokrok zaÌpadu. [volume] (Omaha, Neb.) 1871-1920, 1914-02-18

nacti hodinach ze kazdy mu1
zamtstnany We sIuzb6 spoIeGnosti
pouliGni drdhy ma mfti aspoh
jednu ned6Ii mesici prdzdno.
Mzda na hodinu, uprayena komi-
81, rIzni Sc cd q cent? v prvnim
Yoce do n centd pro priSticb pet
rok0 sIuzby, Nfizenci zAdali mzdu
32 Gently ma hodinu
Pokrok zaÌpadu. [volume] (Omaha, Neb.) 1871-1920, 1914-02-18
NoVINKY z BRUNO, NEB.

MinuIou sobotu mile nav
stevou sroji pfckvapila mas PAM
Libuse Bartos Mulphyovd u zdrzi
So zde meli nami asi mesic, tax
ably vSecky zdejsf svt pratelc a
znamt naySt6vou poetila. cd
ud pax odepde zpet 10 Omahy
k rodi6lm maulelhm Sotrabo-
wynn, naGez odejede do Rapids
City, So. Oak. kde y dtumtm
domovt jest iii zaiists sy{m man
Pokrok zaÌpadu. [volume] (Omaha, Neb.) 1871-1920, 1914-02-18
BIBLE PROHRALA.

Predloha, kterou mtlo hYti w.
nucrno dteni bible We skoldcn
pod pokutou IS neb uvtz0tnim,
kdyby snad n6kterY uGitcl ncb
uGitclka So proti tomu opfeIi. by
la zamitnuta We Gtvrtek sndmov-
nou Icgislatury We STATE Mary.
land.
Pokrok zaÌpadu. [volume] (Omaha, Neb.) 1871-1920, 1914-02-18

ar "Pokrok Zapadu' jest listen
pro kaid6ho. On podaya kpravy udA
losteeh a nestranuA pojednam, Respek
tu1e nahledy a pfesvedeeni katdeho
ilar6ka, pokud 81 respektu rasmhult
Pokrok zaÌpadu. [volume] (Omaha, Neb.) 1871-1920, 1914-02-18

ci Ora, Kaspara V Prague, pod.
robiI ne min ned6li rano operaci,
Jest pfanim, by mas pfitel vbrzku
op6t Sc pozdrayiI, V dct6 Y, b.
Pokrok zaÌpadu. [volume] (Omaha, Neb.) 1871-1920, 1914-02-18


.Slczdk $ Kanadsku narodni oper-
nj spoletnosti OmazskGm Audi
toriu tcnto p6tek, terpan jest
bible,
V opefe t6to jest mnohem vice,
nczIi hudebnost u technika me,
Iodic. Opera mluyi hlasem, kite
~ jest zfctelnym srozumitel.
nym srdcim yseeb, kdoz vidGli IL
trpeni nebo kdoa porozumi ntr'
pcni V jinych skrze onu boaskou
yastnost - sympathii. Has, kite.
ry mIuvi Y librettu Samson
DaIiIa," jest omen utIatovan6ho
Iidu 1piciho pod kn6zskym Gti-
skem a fysickou bidou, al ! sama
yira jeho Y boaskou sprayedInost
koIis6 u oeitne We stavu, kdy w.
sU6ch u rouhdnf ysemu syatGmu
a6yaji se snadnymL
Jest TO Y takoyGm stayn my
8IGnkOvGh0 ncklidu II duchoyniho
pozdyizeni, ~ Samson najde
v6j lid, kara jej pro jeho nedo-
M0tek viry u radi mu, ably znoya
poMayiI syG znesv6cenG 0Itafe.
NaIczA tajnou, aysak mcnou oP-
posci prot syym d0mlnyAm Y
posmdchu n cynismu AbimcIecba,
jcnz vynhM boba DaRona naproti
JchovOvi u ziskA takovou moe, zc
Samson, pro dobro svtho Iidu, Vi
If pouze jedinou cestu pred Sc
bou, a Ia jest odstraniti chorobo-
pIodnou pfitinn podvratu Y
brannfm konfliktu ktery naSIe-
dujc, Abimelech jest zabit,
IIddIost tato zpnsobf smutek
ycIcknGzi Dagonovu, jenz vySle
yojdky, ably znifiIi Samsona a je-
bo hebrejsk6 stoupence. Aysak
p0slovG vrdtf NC sc zprhvou 0 o.
pGtovnt pordzce q konecnG tom,
zc Samson bliM Ne k mestu, ably
jc vyplenil Il upevnil scbe, sy6ho
boha a svdj lid moci. Idesenf Y
paldci nizi ddv6ra zaujima je-
no misto, Kdyz Dalila, kn6zka
Dagonova, zatne zapfadati vit6ze
do svych osidel Brzy vyIoudila
4 n6ho tajemstvf jeho silly --
kterym jest mohutnA kstice Via.
sG, jez krasli jeho hlavu. Ona po.
uziva vsech syHdnych puvabh ma
Samsona, piiyabiIa jej do sv6ho
y pfepychcm zafizenGho budouiru
II tam, kdy nic zI6ho netusi, ostfi-
ia mu vlasy. Tim Samson ztra-
til svoji nadIidskou sflu a kneI
Il FiliStinovf, nabyvSe znova od-
yahy, svdzou jej u rozpalenymi
aclezy vypdli mu oGi,
Dlouhe tydny Samson leaeI v
agonii postupnf nahyval silly,
Postupn6 t6z jeho vlasy rostly,
cchoz nepovSimli 81 nepratelt.
PAX jcdnoho due shledal, ze mohl
op6t ehoditi Avsak byl slepym
II ncb(ti maldho chlapce, ktery
icj vodil, nchyl by Sc dostal ma
namtsti, kde stdl ehram.
Nicmtnt ySak, kdyl tam pfisel,
litoval toho SIaynost ma po6est
pagona byla y proudu, a kdya vi
ttzstvim spitf dd spozoroyal n
hohtho Samsoua, slrpeho a pota
cciiciho ~, yysmival 81 mu, ha,
uohil ici IA kladl suroy6 ruee ma
n5bo
Avsok potltai hes ieho ylasa.
Idroi SamsonoEy sily nebyl ami
tcu Rotytsu6n. n. rovily mu.
trdntk chori Sc piiifa ktyry isou
mu urihlile as Rarietim Nt
,rrasnt sily al lily ua paiieh w
tslhyBli iako pToyszy . Nab
isou jake srl povan lulost
,loup, a ehFim - hrouti pada
a alrti lbl bnse nalilu a Sam
soma sanetn5ka
t#k ismg IL ffaiuil Slsaak
rst yelkniapfa, npfekanalrl
USES dlaae Samsana wypti
naltla uhlsaa ,stsepou pfv,lslA
1iFlku Gsftiile Rsaskeay
PAS tnyias rseF iea& VA IA
slafesii ahahalld sgsA.ku ~
,louIsni ksna.kAs nAr,.lai epsF
ID sps,ls sna~ll ) 1lsaaas hSl plilo
nsu peetlssaseal "sam.aaa IA
The midland journal. (Rising Sun, Md.) 1885-1947, 1914-05-01
Ready With a Reason.

Some time ago a man from the city
spent few days in a country town.
and while there real estate dealer
tried to- interest him in suburban seen
cry. Returning to his hotel that night
the city man saw the agent in the
lobby.
"Look here, old fellow" remarked
the city man, ''I thought you told me
that you didn't have any malaria down
in this sectionT
'That's just what l told you," was
the prompt declaration Of the agent.
''and / told you right"
maybe you did," doubtfully return
ed the city man, 'but just the same ]
saw a man down the road few min
utes ago with chills and fever"
''Oh, see now" smiled the real es-
tate man, with a look Of enlighten-
ment. "That was Smith. He was shud-
dering and shaking to think what hia
wife would say to him when he gCt
home."-Exchange.
The midland journal. (Rising Sun, Md.) 1885-1947, 1914-05-01
ST. LOUIS AS A VILLAGE.
In 1867 It Had Forty-five Houses and
az Many Families.

Captain Philip Pitman, an officer in
the engineering corps Of the British
army, was selected by General Gage
In 1867 to make an expert report on
the territory just acquired from France
on the east side of the Mississippi riy-
er. Pitman came to the Mississippi
valley, the Illinois country 1t then was
called, and travelled about for several
months. Here,is what he wrote Of st.
Louis in the early part of 1867:
"This village is one league and half
above Kaoquias, on the west side of
the Mississippi. being the present head
quarters of the French in these parts.
It was first established in the year
1894 by company of merchants, to
whom M. D'Abbadie had given an ex-
elusive grant for the commerce with
the Indian nations on the river Mis-
soury, and for the security and en-
couragement of this settlement the
star of French officers and the COM
missary were ordered to remove here,
upon the surrendering OF Fort Char
tres (forty miles south Of ST. Louis on
the Illinois side) to the English, and
great encouragement was given to the
Inhabitants to remove with them, most
OF whom did
''The company has built a large
house and store here, and there are
about forty live houses and as many
families. No fort or barracks are yet
built. The French garrison consists
of captain commandant. two lieuten-
ants, fort major. one sergeant, one
corporal and twenty men."-St. Louis
Times.
The midland journal. (Rising Sun, Md.) 1885-1947, 1914-05-01
ANCIENT MEDICAL HUM0R.
Specimens From the Rome of Nearly
Twenty Centuries Ago.

Specimens From the Rome of Nearly
Twenty Centuries Ago.
That there was no lack of, medical
humor in the classic days of Rome is
made sure by the ancient epigrams OF
Martial of nearly 1000 years ago. The
London Lancet shows that the poet
bore a grudge against the specialists
Of his day, for it seems they had this
variety of practitioners then and pokes
fun at the oculists and at the surgeons
who INDUCED in clinical teaching. OF
the latter he has patient complain in
good Latin, and this complaint has
been made over into current English:
/ lay i'll, but soon Symmachus sought me
With class Of hundred young men,
Whose hundred cold paws have brought
me
The fever / lacked till then.
The journal of the American Medi-
cal association calling attention to the
medical ways of the ancient city notes
that diseases due to luxurious habits
had multiplied greatly in Rome. What
was called gout-that is, pains and
aches in joints and muscles and the
vague conditions that we now call
rheumatism had also greatly increas-
ed. Pliny, who was an older con-
temporary of Martial, says, Scout used
to be an extremely rare disease, not
in the times of our fathers and grand
fathers only, but even within my own
memory" Although the equity were
usually rich and of luxurious habits,
some Of them evidently were not good
pay. An evidence Of this is thus given:
Diodorus. while he sues in court,
On equity feet can stand,
But when the lawyers bill is brought
The govt sets fast his hand.
The midland journal. (Rising Sun, Md.) 1885-1947, 1914-05-01
A lesson n curIino.

inexperienced Member Ito venerable
skip)-What's patlid. Mr.. Macpher-
son? Skip-Dae We no see. We gowki
Ye ding yer stane cannily, but nae Sc
fine as tae hog it Nae halfiin fieg. nor
jinlkin' turn. ye ken, but tentily. that II
aye gangs snoovin' an shouthrin'
amang the guards, till STRAIGHT as an
elders walk. hogye ia on this vera
tee When ye'ze dune that. laddle.
ye'ze made patlid. an We may bear tn
gree. Toronto Globe.
The midland journal. (Rising Sun, Md.) 1885-1947, 1914-05-01
WINNING HAPPINESS.
Get on Good Terms With Yourself and
Everything About You.

Happiness can never come from the
outside to the inside unless happiness
already exists in the inside. We be-
come happy because there are certain
elements within us that respond i'm
mediately to the things that make up
happiness.
To be thoroughly happy you must
be ON good terms with yourself.
Also it means that you have faith
omed the mystery of happiness in
every growing thing about you. A
map that is not on good terms with
the trees and flowers and birds and
houses and the scores of other gifts
Of nature can never be upon good
terms with himself. For nature,
though silent IN its expression, speaks
truths more wondrous than the ex-
pressed truths of men.
To be thoroughly happy you must
be on good terms with everything
about you.
Did you ever look up into the sky
and ask yourself whether or not you
were on good terms with the stars,
with the planets with the moon? And
during the day, with the clouds and
the marvellous sun that so greatly
affect your disposition, as these things
do affect the dispositions of every one?
To be thoroughly happy you must
make the wonderful truths and ex-
pressions Of nature your mental com
panions.
It is impossible for you to be upon
good terms with all people unless you
fall In alignment with their sympa-
thies and with their viewpoints. 1t is
impossible for you to bring out the
best that is within unless you use as
basic standing perfect equality Of
terms. Toledo Times.
The midland journal. (Rising Sun, Md.) 1885-1947, 1914-05-01
Child CROSSE Feverishp sickp

A cross, peevish, listless child,
with coated tongue, pale, doesn't
leep; eats sometimes very little,
fhan again ravenonsIy; stomach
sour; breath feiid, pains in stomach,
with diarrhea; grinds teeth while
asleep, and starts up with terror
All suggest a Worm some
thing that expels worms, and al
most every child has them. Kick
apoo Worm Killer is needed. Get
a box to day Start at once You
won't have to coax, as Kickapoo
Worm Killer is a candy confection.
Expels the worms, the cause OF
your child's trouble. 25c., at your
druggist. e
The midland journal. (Rising Sun, Md.) 1885-1947, 1914-05-01
CURING SLICE IN GOLF.
An Expert Suggests Some Remedies
Fer . Troublesome Habit.


The slice is unfortunately common
fault at golf, destroying all hope Of
accuracy as well as distance in the
drive. The remedy becomes obvious
as soon as the cause of slicing is thor
oughly understood. That it is due to
a horizontal rotation Of the bali in its
flight is unquestionable. from the an
alogy Of the curved ball in baseball.
The question is as to how this motion
of rotation is impaired to the ball.
The remedy lies either in eliminate
ing the twist Of the wrists OF in COM
pensation for it by turning the club
In the hands while addressing the ball.
If You are confirmed slicer turn the
club In the hands so that the face
slants sharply inward while the hands
and arms are otherwise held in the usu-
al position. Address the bali with the
club in this position and then swing
as usual. You will be agreeably sur
prised to see straight ball or pull.
A few trials will serve to determine
the position of the club In addressing
the ball which will give the desired
straight shot.
All the curves. the slice. the pull and
the rise are sharply emphasized in long
shots. The sharp. hard blow of a rapid
stroke sets up a much more rapid rota-
ton of the ball just as in the billiard
shots.-E. <. Stuart In Outing Maya
zine.
The midland journal. (Rising Sun, Md.) 1885-1947, 1914-05-01
In Spite Of the Proof.

An American lady, living in China,
had been teaching a class Of young
Cinnamon. One day a native prince
called on her in his fine robes and
talked to her with some embarrass-
ment.
Madam" he said, II came to you to
see you about matter that is very
near to me. You have been teaching
that the world is round"
Eyes," replied the instructor, land I
have been Offering the proof"
II know" said he, ''but that is not
what came to see you about. It is all
very good what you say. but, madam,
I have always been taught that it is
iat. want to know If you would feel
bad il continued to think It fiat?''
''Oh," replied the teacher, 1T Is not a
matter of how feel. but a matter of
evidence, ] demonstrate that it is
round; offer the proof; il you accept
the evidence you think 1t round; If you
reject it you think 1t fat"
Our intelligent friend was still I'M
moved. still more concerned about the
object of his visit. Il understand" he
said. that all you say, madam, is good
and reasonable. But would you mind
If still thought it flatf"-The Masses.
The midland journal. (Rising Sun, Md.) 1885-1947, 1914-05-01
Masked Women.

Upper class Swahili women wear
curious masks, which are made of
leather and beads on wooden frame.
The mask is derived from the tradi-
tional usage of Moslem women, who
must keep their faces covered in the
presence of men. For several cen
turtles Arab traders have frequented
this east African coast, and to their
influence are due most of the civilized
customs found today among the ma
tives of the district. The clothing
worn by these prosperous danes is Of
silk. their shoes are partly of silver, and
they wear much silver jewelry. The
Moslems in Zanzibar, by. the way, are
less fanatically strict about religious
usages than their brethren In Morocco
and Turkey. Wide World Magazine.
The midland journal. (Rising Sun, Md.) 1885-1947, 1914-05-01

Most people would know what was
meant by the term bob" when speak
ing Of money. But would they be able
to say offhand what "cob" is or was
in a similar connection? 1t was used
in polite circles in the seventeenth CEN
tury, for it occurs in a letter from the
Earl of Essex 80 my wife gave her a
cob, for which she seemed very thank
ful"-printed in the new volume of the
Camden" series, the editor of which
gives the information that the cob was
"a piece Of money the value of which
varied from shillings to as much as
shillings in 5."-London Chronicle.
The midland journal. (Rising Sun, Md.) 1885-1947, 1914-05-01
Keep Bowel movement Regular.

DIR. Kings New Life Pills keep
stomach, liver and kidneys in
healthy condition. Rid the body
of poisons and waste. Improve
your complexion by flushing the
liver and kidneys. ST got more
relief from one box of DIR. Kings
New Life Pills than any medi-
cine l ever tried, y says @. q. Hat
field, Of Chicago, Ill. &c., at your
Druggist.
The midland journal. (Rising Sun, Md.) 1885-1947, 1914-05-01
ONE BED FOR THE COURT.
4 Was SIG One, Though, and Held
Al lie Numerous Members.


All lie Numerous Members.
The first courthouse Of Henry
county, ILL.,. was frame structure.
eight feet by fourteen. set in the
midst Of an uninhabited prairie. But
as little villages began to spring up In
the county a lively contention for the
honor Of being the county seat began.
Cambridge finally won, for It was
nearest the center Of the county.
This was In the forties of the last
century. The first session Of circuit
court was at hand and Cambridge was
on its mettle to entertain the court
suitably. The difficulties to anything
but pioneer courage and resourceful-
ness would have seemed insuperable.
The village consisted Of eight or ten
little dwellings, tiny general store, a
blacksmith shop and carpenter shop.
The new courthouse was unfinished,
but would be used, as the session for
tunately fell in the summer.
Now the housewives laid their heads
together to contrive how the court
officials, litigants and witnesses
should be lodged and fed There was
almost nothing that could be bought,
except sugar. molasses, tea, coffee and
dour. But they had an abundant sup
ply Of yellow legged chickens, home
cured hams, milk, eggs, butter and
cream, as well as their vegetable gar
dens to draw on. There was no fresh
fruit, but they brought out their cher
ished stores Of wild plum marmalade
and wild crabapple preserves. Both
were made with molasses, and after
they had sufficient time to season were
really delicious. Besides, the hillsides
were pink with the beautiful wildwood
sorrel. the leaves of which make de-
iicious pies In skillful hands.
The village boosted one group Of
forest trees small grove of sugar
naples, half a mile away, and in their
shade Mr. Atwater built long table
with sawhorses and boards. With the
combined stock of table linen, crockery
and cutlery possessed by the house
wives the table was laid with sufH-
Gent elegance, according to pioneer
standards. It was felt that the court
would be properly Toasted. but how
about lodging? That was the real diff
ficulty. The tiny houses and their
beds were full to overlooking with
their proper inmates.
But there was the loft of the car
penter shop. The store had whole
bolt Of unbleached muslin It was
torn Into lengths equal to the length
Of the loft and sewed together by
hand. Of course.
Then the loft floor was covered deep
with nice clean shavings. the immense
sheet laid over them and tackled to the
walls all the way round. On this
Brobdingnagian bed the court lay in
two rows. From the extra supply re-
quired for winter enough quilts were
mustered to cover the sleepers. AS for
pillows no one gave thought to those
effeminate luxuries. The lawyers
might lay their heads on their saddle
bags or their rolled up coats and be
thankful.
Thus was the circuit court sumptu-
ously fed and sufficiently lodged,
thanks to the ingenious women of
Henry county. Youths Companion.
The midland journal. (Rising Sun, Md.) 1885-1947, 1914-05-01
MIGHT as Well Have seen Him.

Awakening with bad headache the
morning after a banquet, a suburban
dentist unused, not unpleasantly, on
his last evenings spree. But suddenly
his wife appeared and, advancing to
his bedside, shouted Historically:
"You wretch! What win the neigh
bors say at your coming home drunk
last night?"
.'But. my dear, nobody saw me-" the
dentist protested.
Nobody saw you! What II nobody
did see you? You know well enough
they all heard the way | carried ON
when you got back."-New York Trib-
une.
The midland journal. (Rising Sun, Md.) 1885-1947, 1914-05-01

why do they hate each other SOP
''They are rivals"
"Oh, both trying to marry the same
girl. Ell? That sort Of thing certainly
does arouse mans primal passions"
sin this case it is worse than that.
They are both trying to marry the
same fortune. Houston Post
The midland journal. (Rising Sun, Md.) 1885-1947, 1914-05-01
Health a Factor In Success.

The largest factor contributing to q
mans success is undoubtedly health. It
has been observed that man is seldom
sick when his bowels are regular--he Is
never we'll when they are conslipated.
For consiip tiun YOU will find nothing
quite 30 good as Chamberlain's Table s.
they not only move the bowels hut I'M
prove the appetite and strengthen the
digestion. They are sold by All Dealers.
The midland journal. (Rising Sun, Md.) 1885-1947, 1914-05-01
Cure for Stomach Disorders.

Disodsrs of the stomach may be avoid
ed BY the nse of chamberlain's Tablets.
Many very remarkable cures have been
effected by these tablets. Sold by All
Dealers.
The midland journal. (Rising Sun, Md.) 1885-1947, 1914-05-01
No Chance TO EIope.

Girls in New Guinea have little
chance to run away. Their parents
force them to sleep in a little house on
the topmost branch Of a tall tree, then
the ladder is removed and the slumber
Of the parents is not disturbed by
fears of an elopement.
The midland journal. (Rising Sun, Md.) 1885-1947, 1914-05-01
overdoina ltaLittIa.

Speaking of economy" says char
acter in one OF Lies stories, ''Gillett
says that he is saving up for rainy
day"
"H'mv came the response. His
wife thinks he must be saving up for
another fiood."
The midland journal. (Rising Sun, Md.) 1885-1947, 1914-05-01

Lawrence Barrett. though stern and
dignihed. could unbend a little occa-
sionally. Once popular low comedian
proposed a combination with him.
which he declined.
1T would have been an unhappy H.
lustration." said the tragedian in relat-
lng It. ''of Grin and Barrett"
The midland journal. (Rising Sun, Md.) 1885-1947, 1914-05-01

It was Smiths first Sunday 40 usher
in church and he was BIT clustered.
Turning to q lady who entered he said.
srhis way. madam. and I'll sew you
into sheet Boston Transcript
The midland journal. (Rising Sun, Md.) 1885-1947, 1914-05-01
CAUGHT Enouah.

Mary-The doctor says this Illness Of
mine is caused by germ. Agnes
What did he call it? Mary--I don't re-
member. ! caught the disease, but not
the name.-Judge.
The midland journal. (Rising Sun, Md.) 1885-1947, 1914-05-01

Mamma-N ettie, what are You doing
20 baby that makes him cry so2 Small
Nurse-oh. he's got fussy because |
tried to open his mouth with yoar
glove stretcher. Chicago News
The midland journal. (Rising Sun, Md.) 1885-1947, 1914-05-01
ouastionn Eraa.

Caller-But you said you wouldn't
charge me anything for the little legal
question l asked you. Lawyer-I
haven't. What rye charged you for is
the answers Boston Transcript.
The midland journal. (Rising Sun, Md.) 1885-1947, 1914-05-01
Social Scale.

"Pa." said Freddy, what is social
BcaleY'
Generally speaking" replied pa,
SITS place where they weigh money"
The midland journal. (Rising Sun, Md.) 1885-1947, 1914-05-01
ORPHANS COURT.

The Stated Meetings Of the OrphanS
curt OF Cecil county win be held on the
scond Tuesday ofevery month. Executors
Administrators and Guardians, wanting
heir accounts stated, will please bring In
heir vouchers few days before Court.
Test THOS. B. MILLER, Register.
The midland journal. (Rising Sun, Md.) 1885-1947, 1914-05-01

Tommy-Pop. a man and his wife
are one, Aren't they? Tommy's Pop
Yes. my son; sometimes one too many.
Philadelphia Record.
The midland journal. (Rising Sun, Md.) 1885-1947, 1914-05-01

Mamma" said Little Willie. ''why
does the minister always say lastly in
the middle. of his sermon T'-WOman's
Home Companion.
The midland journal. (Rising Sun, Md.) 1885-1947, 1914-05-01

The elect are those who viii ana the
noneIect are those who won't. -Henry
ward neecheE.
The midland journal. (Rising Sun, Md.) 1885-1947, 1914-05-01

He is not the best carpenter who
makes the most chips. Old Saying.