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The Daily Missoulian., 1914-05-26
HIGH SCHOOL BOARD
HAS A BUSY
SESSION
YEAR END BUSINESS CLEANED
UP AND LIST OF TEACHERS
is ANNOUNCED.

a meeting Of the Missoula county
high school board. was held yesterday
with all members of the board present
but one. \ large amount Of routine
business was transacted, clearing up
accounts for the school Year. An inn
portant item in new business, was the
decision to finish a part of the attic
of the high school building to he used
for an additional class room; also
to move the school library into a
recitation room just west OF the as
sembly hall. This Will save much
going up and down stairs by students
who have occasion to use the lbra"N
for reference during study hours. 1t is
the intention of Principal ketcham to
move his office into the room made
vacant by the removal of the library
and to utilize his former office for an
fuufu, wiiure students may
he cared for in case OF illness.
a report of the committee on teach
crs was heard ana accepted. The list
of teachers who have signed a con-
tract with the board, to serve on the
high school faculty next year Includes
the following names:
Misses Margaret James, Mabel Rich,
Clara s>huart, Hannah Book Bertha
Simpson, Margaret Roman, j. May
johnson. Alice Wright Emma School
ormann, Louise Chrisliauson; Mcssrs.
V. Y. Logan, G. r. Smith, T. Roy
Hazelrigg. -. W. Fitzpatrick, Louis NJ.
Shines, +. Carroll Faust and f, r.
Sanford. The question Of athletic di-
rector is not yet settled, as Mr.. Nc
Cough has not yet signed the contract
offered him.
The Daily Missoulian., 1914-05-26
MILLS WILL PREACH
BACCALAUR{ATE
SERMON

Arrangements haNe hcnn com
NcfSl1Y commencement program,
foG the haccalaureate service to be
held next Sunday evening in the
assembly hail ut the university.
br Bolton, chairman Of the COM
mittce, states that Rev. Edward
Laird Mills, -. b., district superin-
tendent for the Methodist church,
will preach the sermon, and special
mHsie for the service Will lie under
tho directieon of Professor DeLoss
Smith. The churches of Missoula
Will unite with the tnil crsity for
this evening service
The Daily Missoulian., 1914-05-26
CARD OF THAN KS.

To our manv kind friends and
ncighbors. to the Carpenters union
No. 2S, to the Ladies' Aid society of
the Presbyterian church, to the pupils
of the seventh grade of the Roose-
veit school we wish to extend our
heartfelt thanks for the beautiful
floral offerings and many acts of
kindness TO us III our hour of SORROW.
MRS. SAMUEL. WESLEY AM
BROSF. AND FAMILY.
]. g. AMBROSE AND FAMILY.
The Daily Missoulian., 1914-05-26
OUT-0F-T0WN FOLKS
LICENSED TO MARRY

Marriage licenses Were issued yes
terdaN to two out t-of-toMn couples.
Walter G. Schrock and Miss Hazel II.
Mekinnan Of Superior secured y
license from Clerk of the Court Con-
lon, though their home town is likely
soon to go into the license dstribut-
ing business. The other license was
issued to Harry Is. fiagerman of
Caldwell, Idaho. and Mrs. Jessie e.
Norman of Missoula.
The Daily Missoulian., 1914-05-26
ACTION is DISMISSED.

The case Of the state against Nicho-
las Hughes WAS dismissed yesterday
upon motion ef County Attorney Hey
from. Hughes was charged with Oh
tanning money under false pretences
The inability of the state to secure inn
portant witnesses was the reason given
for the dismissal of the ease.
The Daily Missoulian., 1914-05-26
BUTTERMllk BUTTER AND EGGS

For information to my customers
and friends | wish to state that my
routes each week will be as follows:
Monday and Thursday. on the west
side, west of Higgins avenue; Thurs
Gay afternoon. Daily addition: Tuesday
and Friday. north side, Rattlesnake
and east of Higgins avenue; Wednes
day and Saturday the entire south
side. Phone tl6. LOUIS FAHERT.
ADV,
The Daily Missoulian., 1914-05-26
TO GET PUBLIC MONEY.

The county commissioners NeSter-
day named the Mission state bank of
st. Ignatias Il county depository, Tho
bond Of j. +. Harrington, tl.e con
tractor Who is t. build the srandstand
at the county fair grounds was APP
proved
The Daily Missoulian., 1914-05-26
ATTENTION MASONS.

Special meeting of Missoala lodge
No. l3. \. L. & a. NJ. this evening
for work in the Z. A. degree. A large
attendance is desired.
II. c. JOHNSON. w. NJ.
The Daily Missoulian., 1914-05-26

Last night IA 1eang man called The
Missorlian office over tine telephone
and in the calmeSt teae
FALSE imaginable said 10 a
THRILL speeehlcsS r"pof . I.
s'rhu bows Just hanged
Red' cumminss.s II happened that
tile reporter knew Rod" CUMMINGS
rs frequent Victim of practical
jokes, aud he realized at once that iekz
ing had been carried to the limit in
some way, Then came more details
The university Law school court held
The Daily Missoulian., 1914-05-26

Use Rassett's. the Original Native
Herb, for constipation and rheuma-
tiSm; 20 tablets cost &c Al all DRUG
Sists.-Ady.
The Daily Missoulian., 1914-05-26

Even Hucrta has nothing on that Door
fellow whose cook departed Just When
he was beginning to
TRUE hrag about the joys Of
TALE married life. He looks
like one of the famine
victims whose projected ribs used to
decorate the little pasteboard boxes
given out i'm Sunday school for the
purpose Of collecting funds To help the
stricken Ilindoo. He shics every time
he passes restaurant, and al least
half Of his day is spent in cursing
that faithless cook. Good cooks are
scarce enough, bat this man found a
genius without trying. Her first din
ner was n masterpiece, and the happy
fead of the house invited every man
he knew 10 some one of the hundred
dinners planned for the next two
months Then. one awful day the
cook disappeared, Back to the rcstal-
rants went the newIyWeds; back 10 the
restaurants and TO breakfasts cooked
by the bride. Since then no invitations
have been extended, and one can tell
when biscuits have been served for
breakfast hy gauging the brideEroom's
list 10 port His is the ultimate mis-
fortune.
The Daily Missoulian., 1914-05-26

on. war is he'll and so Is work, as Ivc
declared and Sherm-bu one thins
The Waxahachie daily light. [volume] (Waxahachie, Tex.) 1894-current, 1914-05-04
>iGHTtE>, vi. ST AiTGH
MALI PAPER IN LONDON


London, May Nightgowns to
Atatch the Wail paper and bedding, is
tAe latest fad OF the futurists, Cub
lists, POSTING ressIoAist, etc, who
have turned their talents to the art
OF home decoration. The tradition
ai white and pale tint5 which have
n4tnerto been exclusively used for
robes de uuu are being ousted in
nitra-stlart London homes by tho
late8t lingerie de luxe.
just now the artistic taste is run
'niu& rather violently to black silk
With pale blue ribbons, in
|order 10 match the black sheets and
pillow slips which the Cuhists in -
|duced q little while ago Black, how
lever, Is only suitable for women with
|tair compleXions, so the brunettes
ere going in for delicate shades Of
brown, vivid scarlet, and orange. II
it said That scarlet with yellow rib
lions makes very fetching night
gown for woman occupying a room
decorated in red, and the fashion,
i able lingerie establish ments are turn
ling out charming nighties of volt
and white, greer ana white, aad 9TH
Ter combinations to matca any COM
Ipiexion, wall paper or bedding.
A boulder set shown by a leading
West End establishment includes a
night dress OF black silk trimmed
with black lace and pale blue rib
bons, dressing gown Of black brc-
eade lined with aale blue turned over
at the cuffs and collar, blue slippers
ana black ooudoir cap decorated
The Waxahachie daily light. [volume] (Waxahachie, Tex.) 1894-current, 1914-05-04
MH.NiC0 LAND 81 REVOLUTIONS

THE student 81 history is remiud-
ID that HesIr, has fI4B5ed pfB 1le
bJaze o. fg revolutions WITHIN the
period of The last Il& years. TwoH-
ta-three of 1Aese revolutions were
successful iu themselves. ba. counted
as disastrous tor the nlyn aho lea
tAem. TWO OF the successful leaders.
Nuceuyo Guerrero and Francisco
Madero. were aethrgued and sent
10 bloody graves. FeIleafffa is tie
record of revolutions in sunny Me&i-
20 since 1921:
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The Waxahachie daily light. [volume] (Waxahachie, Tex.) 1894-current, 1914-05-04
snlI,L sroNi~ N INDIA.
Point, in Etiquette OF Caste ana '"'''-
nltftC,

]
! nercc
Social customs among Europeans
l4 4ldl4 are ra.Aer o-,4y-.it'-soLile-
Iunes 5muslngF So. says Use Ne"
/ York sun.
suppose calling is tha ag.t tAlHA
TO be mentioned. It. that i Ne first i
Ist,p one takes OH arg.eat- 4a IL neN I
tslatiou. The EnsIl,n t4qs FL India /
does net wait 1ur other Residents to !
leah Oh her. lar from it, As soon a.
5sho has settled i'll. the 4eW-sal-o on +
.m.ss-sa4ib as The cas-. 44g ag. starts
tugt one morning al about J. ocioe6
the calling hours being L. io
Iano nracecd, IL eail On everyone IL
time station. gong first 10 lAe wi.
LOT the governor. coMmls- tuner. or
The Waxahachie daily light. [volume] (Waxahachie, Tex.) 1894-current, 1914-05-04

i-oeihs Job sometimes does a
iiian d lot OF good and puts him on
the road TO success.
The Waxahachie daily light. [volume] (Waxahachie, Tex.) 1894-current, 1914-05-04

ioaf memory doesn't serve Won
fight very often. does it?
The Waxahachie daily light. [volume] (Waxahachie, Tex.) 1894-current, 1914-05-04

Whatever else may he said OF Billy
SUNDAY it must be admitted that liz,
rs a man OF nerve. lie has even de-
termined to tackle St, Louis.
The Waxahachie daily light. [volume] (Waxahachie, Tex.) 1894-current, 1914-05-04

Cone Johnson of Texas has sue
eeeded Joseph W. Folk of Missouri
as solicitor OF the State Department
at Washington Mr.. johnson has
been prominent lawyer in Texas
He is titty-four years OF age. The
photograph OF him was taken as he
left his new Office His place pays
a salary OF $4,000 a year.
The Waxahachie daily light. [volume] (Waxahachie, Tex.) 1894-current, 1914-05-04

If we happen to hurt the feeling
The Waxahachie daily light. [volume] (Waxahachie, Tex.) 1894-current, 1914-05-04

"Where is nay wandering boy to-
night, do you ask Probably be is
ont Oh JOY ride with a party eli
friends
The Waxahachie daily light. [volume] (Waxahachie, Tex.) 1894-current, 1914-05-04
SIX PAGES.

Did you go 10 church yesterday.
The Waxahachie daily light. [volume] (Waxahachie, Tex.) 1894-current, 1914-05-04

So far as we have learned 20 one
has Yet been made deaf by the ap-
plause which has greeted any Of the
candidates
The Waxahachie daily light. [volume] (Waxahachie, Tex.) 1894-current, 1914-05-04

As a general rule the wife uevar
bosses home except ia cases
where there Is nobody else around TT
10 boss IT,
The Waxahachie daily light. [volume] (Waxahachie, Tex.) 1894-current, 1914-05-04

TNPsttFtTF-
{. W. Simpson. En-. f. Cunning
Nan, T. \ Ferris, a. NJ. Bro" Il
ng, c. W. KEN, ". \. O~E5E
South Bend news-times. (South Bend, Ind.) 1913-1938, 1914-07-08
AN UNDnPLOMATTC DIPLOMAT.

incidentally the resignation of our
minister TO Greece, George Fred VIII
liams, brings 10 attention one of the
reasons why European nations respect
the Monroe doctrine. The reason is
that the European powers have a
similar doctrine with reference to the
Balkan powers
They do net welcome outside inter-
ference any more than the United
States permits European Intervention
in the affairs of the western hemi-
sphere. OF course that is not the only
reason Europeans respect the Monroe
doctrine. There is another and very
forcible one. Uncle Sam will not
stand for ii. And that is the main
reason. We cannot doubt that but for
the Monroe doctrine and what is be-
hind it several Of our neighbors across
the pond would have butted into Mex
lean affairs long ago.
Mr.. williams made himself persona
non grata, as the diplomats say. to
the controlling powers of Europe by
intruding his personality upon the
Balkan situation. He passed some
criticisms they didn't relish. He
shouldn't have done It, but ne did.
and had sense enough to start his res
ignation for Washington before his
recall could reach him. 1t was worth
losing his job TO tell the big fellows
over there some unpleasant truths
and let the world in on the rottenness
OF the Balkan system OF control.
Mr.. Williams. having saved his face
| by resigning. Will not be disgraced at
/ home, though discredited abroad. He
I has disqualified himself for diplomatic
/ service, but he has relieved his mind
| and that's worth something
South Bend news-times. (South Bend, Ind.) 1913-1938, 1914-07-08
THE THRoB OF BROTHERHOOD

prosperous farmer and a battered
bum drove into little Nebraska town
the other day-but neither the bleared
eyes of the vagrant nor the keener
ones Of the farmer saw the whirling
maze of life.
For their hearts were full of other
visions-drawn from the dusts of a
half-century by the humming of a
song.
They saw the whitewashed hut, the
peat fields, the donkey carts of Ire
land. and they felt again the throb of
bOyhood and of brotherhood.
Two brothers left the Emerald isle
10 try their forti4nes in America. One
found his place in the broad wheat
fields of Nebraska, where each sum-
mer's sun added % his stock of world :
ly goods The other kept looking =
gazing too often through the bottom
of glasses to see opportunities and
would toss a fortune, ready-made into
his hands
30 word passed between them. This
year the battered wanderer went into
the harvest fields for work. No names
were given. But as he worked he
sang-and he sang the song of other
years
The song had it's echo in the mem
DRY of the employer-only they are
no longer employer and hired hand,
hut PAT and Rob 40 tbav uara xUbaD
they left Ireland a half century ago.
The moral? There isn't any at all
except that the world is full Of a
number of things, and that among
them are emotions so changeless.
memories so deeply engraved that a
song can wipe away the wealth of the
prosperous and the scars Of battered
failure and leave them simply
/ brothers"
South Bend news-times. (South Bend, Ind.) 1913-1938, 1914-07-08
PHILIPPINE INDEPENDENCE.

Forecasts Of Pres. Wilson's Philip
pine policy are not confined by the
announcement made by the president
through Rep. Jones Of Virginia.
chairman OF the house insular affairs
committee The Filinipos are not 10
be made victims of mistaken kindness.
The inhabitants of the islands will
be given nothing they are not duly
prepared for. The treatment will be
in harmony with our Mexican policy.
The United States will watchfully wait
for the development of a standard OF
citizenship which will justly entitle
them 10 the unhampered manage
ment OF their own affairs. Ii is not
probable Pres. Wilson ever contem-
plated immediate independence for the
islands
The form OF provisional government
which the president indicates he viii
recommend for the Philippines will
be similar 10 that OF the United States
except that the chief executive will
be a governor-general appointed by
the president with the concurrence o,
the senate. In this particular il will
partake OF the character OF the Ca
madam government. Congress will be
chosen by ballot except among the un-
civilized tribes. whose representatives
Will be selected by the governor gem
eral until they are considered capable
or inteliigentiy and prudently choos-
ing their own by ballot
The process OF evolution toward
South Bend news-times. (South Bend, Ind.) 1913-1938, 1914-07-08
WHAT is HUNIOR.

An Evansville girl upon hearing a
story started laughing and she laugh
ed so heartily and long that she rup-
tured a blood vessel and came very
near bleeding TO death. The unusual
ness of the case has aroused much
curiosity as TO the story that caused
her to laugh so hard. Here is the
story:
"A member of the United States
senate went into a barber shop at
Washington After he hado become
comfortably seated in the chair the
barber, who was an elderly man, re-
marked to the senator that he looked
so much like the late Daniel Webster.
What is it, the senator asked
that resern bles Mr.. Webster; my
broad expansive forehead p pointing
TO his Uranium.
mo the barber replied 1T is
your breath.
The story is quoted for the purpose
of calling attention to the different
conceptions of humOr. The Journal
feels safe in quoting it for it is scarce
ly likely that anyone else will regard
IL as disastrously funny as the Evans
Vile girl.
Many persons will read the joke and
fail TO see any humor in it; others
will be amused. Evidently humor is
something that can't be defined or
make a business Of furnishing fun for
the public, admit that they can't fore
tell the jokes that will produce the
laugh.
Those who have studied jokes have
ate rlpted to formulate certain rules
tina a winning joke must follow; eff
forts have been made TO construct
them along scientific lines. But ap-
parently a joke is a carefree squib that
is turned loose TO strike where il may,
and = il strikes IL is called humOr.
HUmUr remains underlined and un-
restrained. What strikes the fun
fancy Of one is drivel 10 another. But
we should be warned against jokes
that are too funny. We should steel
ourselves against the assaults of hu-
NOR which if not guarded against.
may result seriously. The experience
of the Evansville girl teaches that a
poke is a dangerous thing.-Lafayette
Journal
South Bend news-times. (South Bend, Ind.) 1913-1938, 1914-07-08
4 coon CHOICE

As frequently happens in Jewish
families which have won prominence
by success in business one member,
at least. of the Morris family of meat
packers is a student. This member,
Ira Nelson Morris. has devoted some
OF the years OF his manhood 10 bust
ness. but most of his life has been
given TO study. authorship and travel
This is the man Pres. Wilson has
selected as American minister 10
Sweden Mr. Morris is a man OF
wealth and the leisure 10 give his ex-
elusive attention. and he has the cul-
ture and experience with the world 10
carry 10 his position the qualification
OF capacity.
Mr.. Morris has been prominent for
a number of years in the American
peace movement and for a time was
the foreign representative Of the
American society. This brought him,
into close contact with conditions
abroad and gave him experience which
will be valuable TO him as a diplomat
South Bend news-times. (South Bend, Ind.) 1913-1938, 1914-07-08
X X X X X X X X X X X
X WHAT THE PAPERS SAY x
MORE MORAL PROGRESS.
x X x X X x x x X

MURAL I1lOtTf6E4SS.
Mrs. Cyrus Niver member of Penn
sylvanias state moving picture cen
sorship board, has rendered inestim-
able service to all humanity. Called
upon to censor a romantic film, she
found five yards thereof devoted to
the kissing of young woman by a
young man. The parties clung and
stuck and stuck and chung for five
long yards of that film, in the presence
of growing girl and boy spectators.
Mrs. Niver called a halt-no, not a
halt, but a breaking loOse-and or
dered that hereafter the kiss should
be but one yard long.
The length of the kiss is thus legal
lied 1t remains only TO establish
the depth and width. OF course this
Pennsylvania decision applies only
to a kiss upon the lips. Gents roam
ing over the ladys face will have to
wait for further action by the censorS.
A decision in this matter or length
Of OSCILLATION is an innovation but 1t
will prove to be a beneficial one. The
tendency of the times is to extend the
kiss TO unreasonable length, step
toward the spelling of a good thing
for which the stage is largely respon-
sible. Indeed, we believe, there has
mas Deen competition III NhlS Aha~ee
and a record of one mile, 80 yards,
has been established.
Mrs. Niver probably based her de-
cision upon knowledge that the value
and effect of a kiss depend not so
much upon length as upon the form,
expression and skill in depOsiting it.
A little two-inch kiss may set a fam
ily afire. kiss FIVE miles long may
mean naught save sufferance and en-
DURANGO. So, il is we'll TO have a
legalized length, in order that i'm
pressionable spectators who have TO
sit and watch il and get none Of ii
may understand that the operation is
merely perfunctory, just part of the
play Mrs. MYERS decision is clearly
along the line OF conservation OF
morals.-San Diego News.
South Bend news-times. (South Bend, Ind.) 1913-1938, 1914-07-08
PRES. WILSON AND TREATY
RIGHTS

In the debate last week over the
appropriations for the foreign office,
Sir Edward Grey disposed OF the fable
that, in his Panama tolls policy, Pres.
Wilson had acted in consequence of
either bargaining or diplomatic pres
sure. No correspondence had passed,
the foreign secretary remarked, since
the president came into office, and he
had followed his own line. Sir Ed
ward Grey gave full credit TO Mr..
wilson's real and great motive-his
belief that "A government which is 10
use it's influence among the nations 10
make relations better, must never,
when the occasion arises, finch or
quail from interpreting treaty rights
in q strictly fair spirit. This, II is
gratifying 10 find. is the view taken
BY the great majority of the leading
newspapers OF the United States,
without distinction OF party. The
passage of the repeal act is reg9rded
by them as the greatest victory 20 far
achieved BY the president. and as an
emphatic declaration that the rule 0
South Bend news-times. (South Bend, Ind.) 1913-1938, 1914-07-08

wrong thing at the right moment, one
may cite the case of the senators
wife who fell into conversation with
Mrs. Champ Clark at the white house.
The Clarks, as everybody knows full
well, feel that they would today be
living in the white house except for
one thing, and that one thing is Mr..
William Jennings Bryan. who pre-
vented the speakers nomination at
Baltimore. Naturally, and obviously,
they care little for Mr.. Bryan. The
senator's wife knew this, but in a mo-
ment of observation-disclosures she turned
to the speakers wife and remarked,
by way of small talk: There's Mr..
Bryan. ! think he's perfectly lovely;
don't you?"
1t was not a wise selection of con-
versatiOnal topic.
Copyright, 1914, by Fred c. Kelly All
rights reserved.
South Bend news-times. (South Bend, Ind.) 1913-1938, 1914-07-08

THE PROGRESSIVE PARTY.
The progressive party in the United
States will take a lively part in the
elections this fall, and may capture
a number of seats. Col. Roosevelt is
f1aying the Wilson policies and ap-
pealing for support to big business
while at the same time relying for
votes upon the farmers and wage
earnerS.
He attributed the business depres-
sion in the United States TO the cut
in the tariff made by the Underwood
law and to the apprehension caused
by the promise of more antitrust
legislation. He declares that all the
warfare upon the big combinations
during the last twenty-four years"
has ended in flat failure.
Mr.. Roosevelt no doubt, gets his
twenty year period by going back
10 the date of the passage of the Sher-
man law, but as a matter of fact no
federal trust prosecutions of any con-
sequence occurred until the ROose-
welt administration was well under
way The prosecutions, especially
those conducted by Atty. Gen. Wick
ersham under the Taft administra-
ton, had a salutary effect, and we
doubt if the progressive party will
get very far upon platform that says
in effect that the trusts must not be
interfered with. Winnipeg Free
Press
South Bend news-times. (South Bend, Ind.) 1913-1938, 1914-07-08
TWENTY YEARS AGO
Reminders From the Columns
of The Daily Times.

Total real estate transfers for the
year to date S1.O29.5S0.Ss.
Miss Florence Smith. daughter OF
Mr.. and Mrs. J. Mem. smith. cele-
brated her birthday yesterday by en-
tertaining her little friends at Battell
park.
VIII L. Martin and family have re-
turned from a sojOurn at Diamond
lake.
Miss Maude Cummins and Miss
Louise Nickel have returned from a
visit TO Cleveland.
Mr.. and Mrs. J. 2. Creed and Mrs.
Martha Ward left yesterday for
MacataWa.
Miss Martha Goldsmith and Mrs.
Simon Goldsmith of Chicago are visit
ing Mr.. and Mrs. NJ. J. Frankei
South Bend news-times. (South Bend, Ind.) 1913-1938, 1914-07-08

self-government will be obviously slow
on account OF the semi savage tribes.
though the better classes are making
hapid progress. This should be an in
centise to the latter TO extend every
possible aid TO their less fortunate
fellow islanders and cooperate with
the united States in extending the
benefits OF civilization and christian
itV