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Montpelier examiner. [volume] (Montpelier, Idaho) 1895-1937, 1914-10-02
Tboy Wont pay 70 Sc Avlssors.

Mr.. Hucks threat not 10 ~ IN Scot.
land unless mors spectators pay for
admission 20 q flying ground illus.
tratea one Of this difficulties Of avtap
ton finance. A siyine ground mist In
the nature Of things % surrounded ~
q fairly good sized sHpAnse Of mora
Or less open country. With the result
that spectators who pay for admission
aFs generally OutaumbsFe1 b. those
outside. who obtain free shou. The
proprietors Of the flying grounds are
10 be cOnmiaerated with 10 the eiF
cumstaneas. bst II would be asking toe
much OF human nature 10 expect pn0
pie 70 pay 10 witness . sight which
they eaa see for nothinG London
Globe.
Montpelier examiner. [volume] (Montpelier, Idaho) 1895-1937, 1914-10-02
peeelvIna Appearance.

It always annoyed Tom Spencer To
have a walter attentive to the point
of almost forcing him TO tip. On one
occasion Mr.. Spencer entered a cafe
and hurriedly ordered his lunch. In
a few moment the walter returned,
and after serving the required order
hung about making unnecessary ar.
rangements about the table.
Feel like 9 cup Of tea, sir7" said
he, bending over the patron solicit
ously.
do look like q cup OF tear snarI
ed Spencer.--Nationa Monthly.
Montpelier examiner. [volume] (Montpelier, Idaho) 1895-1937, 1914-10-02
EXPERT KODAK Finishing
Have our professional photographers do your
aniahinG. SHIPPERS III II sG ass. 9 s;aY
Films Cameras 6upplies
hnahand Moe ouIItN.

When Mahally, the colored woman
who did the family washing. came
Monday morning to get the bundle OF
soiled garments. she was wearing a
black eye that stood out wildly
against the brown background Of her
broad and comely face.
Dear met" exclaimed her sym.
pathetic employer, what mas hap
pened to your eyer"
"a niger hit me-" said Mahally
briefly.
"oh, that's too badl" said the lady
WAS 1t your husband2"
mo, ma'am," said Mahally, with
emphasis. George, he don't never
hit me. He treats me mo lax friend
than a husband. Saturday Evening
Post
Montpelier examiner. [volume] (Montpelier, Idaho) 1895-1937, 1914-10-02
FOOD FACTS
What An ". D. Learned.

A prominent Georgia physician went
through a food experience which he
makes public.
ut was my own experience that
tirst led me to advocate Grape-Nuts
food and ! also know, from having
prescribed 1t to convalescents and
othSr weak patients, that the food Is
wouAerful rebuilder and restorer of
ner and brain tissue, as well as mus
Gle. It improves the digestion and
sicl patients gain very rapidly, Just
as ISdid in strength and weight.
81 was In such a low state that ]
had to give up my work entirely. and
vent to the mountains OF this state,
but two months there did not improve
me: in fact, I was not quite as well
as when / left home.
"My food did not sustain me and
It became plain that must change
Then / began to use Grape-Nuts food
and in two weeks could walk mile
without fatigue. and in five weeks re
turned to my home and practice, tax
ing up hard work again. Since that
time | have felt as well and strong
As / ever did IN my life.
@As a physician who seeks to hell
all sufferers. consider it duty e
make these facts public" Name giyeE
by Postum Co.. Battle Greek, Mich,
Trial 10 days OF Grape-Nuts, NheE
regular food does not seem to sustain
the body. works wonders. There's
Reason"
Look in pkgs. for the famous htti'
book. "The Road to MELVILLE.
Ever read the shove leatsrs A nev
mm@ anR<aFu 2ram time % ftnze. Fhel
are genuine. true, and KsM OF h~zza@i
kma@weMGs
Montpelier examiner. [volume] (Montpelier, Idaho) 1895-1937, 1914-10-02

that doea not plead for their custom
viii eventually be drawn to an estah-
lishment miles away because they have
been made TO believe In some advan.
tage to be gained thereby.
The circulation Of every newspaper
is nothing less than q reservoir OF
buyers. from which shoppers stream
in the direction that promises the
most value for the least money.
The magic development OF tbs
desert lands has its parallel In mer-
chandising of the men who consider
the newspaper an irrigating power
which can make two customers grow
where one grew before.
Montpelier examiner. [volume] (Montpelier, Idaho) 1895-1937, 1914-10-02
Points on
Advertising
By HERBERT KAUFMAN
CCopyright)
How Alexander United the Knot.
(Copyright.l

Alexander the Great was being
shown the Gordian Knot. 1T can't be
united" they told him: every man
who tried to do SO failed"
But Alexander was not discouraged
because the rest had fiunked. He sim
ply realized that he would have to go
at 1t in a different way. And instead
of wasting time with his fingers, he
drew his sword and slashed it apart
Every day a great business general
Is shown some knot which has proved
too much for his competitors, and he
succeeds because he finds a way to cut
1t. The fumbler has no show so long
as there is a brother merchant who
doesn't waste time trying to accom-
plish the impossible-who takes les
sons from the failures about him and
avoids the methods which were their
| downfall.
The knottiest problems in trade are:
THE problem Of location.
2-The problem Of getting the
crowds.
s-The problem Of keeping the
| crowds.
4-The problem Of mlnImIzIno fixed
expenses.
s-The problem Of creating vaIua
BILE good will.
None of these knots is going to be
united by fumbling fingers. They are
too complicated. They're all inextri
cably involved-so twisted and en-
tangled that they can't be solved sin
gly-like the Gordian knot, they must
be cut through at one stroke. And
you can't cut the knot with anything
but observation-disclosures
IA store that Is constantly before
the people makes Its own neIohbor
hood.
2--Crowds can be brought from any
where by persistent advertising.
1customers can always be held b.
Inducements.
+Fixed expenses can only be re
duced by Increasing the volume o
sales.
5-Good will can only be create'
through publicity.
Advertising is breeding new giant
every year and making them NOR
powerful every hour Publicity is tn
sustaining food Of a powerful stor
and the only strengthening nourist
ment for weak one. The retailer VIII
delays his entry into advertising mus
pay the penalty of his procrastinatio
by facing more giant competitors a
; each month of opportunity slips by.
} Personal ability as a close purchase
and as a clever seller doesn't coun
j for a hang, so long as other men ar
equally we'll posted and wear tn
, sword of publicity to boot. They ar
, able to tie your business into col
stantly closer knots, while you cannc
a retaliate because there is no knC
: which their advertising cannot cut Il
. them.
Q Yesterday you lost a customer
: day they took one-tomorrow they
get another. You cannot cope wit
their competition because you haven
the weapon with which to oppose
( You cannot unite your Gordian kn'
! because 1t can't be untIed-you'ye g
to cut IL.
Montpelier examiner. [volume] (Montpelier, Idaho) 1895-1937, 1914-10-02
81
GEORGE
ABE


worth playing up ON the F1rnt Page,
Il was = proud Morning tor Gordon
and Ethel WHOM they saw all tho
Pictures and learned that they were
the Immediate Descendants q the
Millionaire Promoter and the Popular
Society MAtron.
Gordon found himself endowed with
\ Social Status which enabled him. ~
the Age OF ~. TO gain admission 20 an
exclusive Club Of 5000 Members, tho
object OF which was to serve n t0-cent
Table d'HotO every Noon 20 as many
az were willing TO take n Chance
Therefore, when he Was yanked cut
OF his s-eylinder Car and stood MP
before the Magistrate. charged with
running over People and smsAring MP
Public was thrilled TO hear OF what
had happened 70 q well-Known Club,
man whose Father was = Millionaire
Promoter and whose Mother was q
Popular Society Matroa.
by this timo Ethel was merely q
Relative
she had not come across In any
Particular.
As a matter OF Fact. ahe was not
pulling down any Ribbons at Heaaty
Shows and toad in whom she walked
and Was beyond the reach Of Massage
| Cream.
However. she was not discouraged
She eloped with Chauffeur employed
IN an Scar Garage and next Day ahe
was . Beautiful Hoiross whose broth.
er was a Well.Known Man about
Town. the Mother being very pFomi-
nent IN Club Work and remembered
a. the Wife Of the Millionaire Promo
ter.
After all this came out. Father stiIt
had between $4,000 aud $4,000 and thu
whole Family. including the Chang-
feur. aat down 20 Prunes every Morn
inK.
Hut they we're very Happy. for they
were recognized In almost every Cafe
and their Relatives IN the East we're
sending Christmas Cards.
4 MORAL; Some achieve Greatness
and others have II Rubbed In.
Montpelier examiner. [volume] (Montpelier, Idaho) 1895-1937, 1914-10-02

We cannot escape fats. Even II
We are allowed % lead : useful life
after forty. and escape ehiorogurm
n sixty. we must stili face ths fact
that NO have little chance OF round
iuR up Sith this 10 per cent Of hut
mankind that In free from tubarrn
Ioaia. And the scientific dietam Il
old thai nobody is perfectly sane
The pathetic part Of the matter 1
that 50 many people 90 % Twins ID
disgraceful igngEaBes OF the tFaEedi
OF their existence. even making msFF5
withal
Montpelier examiner. [volume] (Montpelier, Idaho) 1895-1937, 1914-10-02
uneIe,a crltIcIer.

Suavely pertinent is the criticism OF
age. Old Mr.. Blank, who was the
guest Of gay grandniece at Newport,
had watched her on her social round
for q month.
One day, Unexpectedly, she said to
him: Well, Uncle Dan, what do you
think Of 1t all?"
my DEAR" he said, after a delicate
pause, l am constantly reminded of
the sage saying Of clever French
man: Life would be quite bearable
II 1t were not for Its pleasures. -
Youths Companion.
Montpelier examiner. [volume] (Montpelier, Idaho) 1895-1937, 1914-10-02
THE Nsw Fable of the Vult1res Wshe
MeVeF Were Fed.


Once there waa a Handsome Dos
who was strong with every ona en-
cept tho Mothers.
lie was commonly Feputed 10 be his
own worst Enemy for he dAilied with
the Rum and rolled the Bones and
loved 20 greet iOound Day when II
stood tip-toe on the misty Mountain
Top lie was one OF our most con.
aistent little ureeterA.
Like every other Howdy'dow he WAS
loved by Nice Girl Of npotieaa Repu.
tation and large trusting bovine Eyes.
All OF her Friends formed a Ring
around her and did the Hammer on
the Anvil, but when the good.lookIng
Scamp hunted her % again and called
her Little Girl and said she looked
awful Lucky 10 him and amoothsd
back her Hair. she forgot tho Solemn
Warnings and did the cnddle.
They we're Married and then all Of
the RAppera got out their Stop.
Watches and gave him anywhere from
One Week TO 30 Days to have bis right
Triiby back on the Brass Foot Hail.
But we are not all Rioters. no mat.
ter what Ibsen says. and the HiR Blx
OF the White Light Circuit settled
right down a. carpetslipper. Feed,
the.FuFnAee. and Puahthe.LAwn.
Mower Husband
Worst OF ell, he became q confirmed
Whichever. the most contemptible ui
all Human Beings. next 70 the one
who eats Graham Crackers TN bed.
The Prophets who had put up e.
the z4.sheeta killing hia Downfall
were 90 Peeved that they barred him
from tha Auction Whist Club.
Moral: The dutiful Husband oar
Do fonad only II Real Lifo.
Montpelier examiner. [volume] (Montpelier, Idaho) 1895-1937, 1914-10-02
Erem TheIr PoInt 81 VIew.

Il suppose" said the angry hus.
band, you are satisfied now that you
have made an exhibition Of yourself
In that outlandish new gown
"0h, but John, have had the love
Hest time. You can't'-
"Um-huh! Everybody stared,
suppose?"
"Oh, everybody"
II only wish you might have heard
their remarks',-
why i did--two or three, but they
weren't about my gown
What then, pray?"
They simply said they wondered
what kind OF a husband had"
Montpelier examiner. [volume] (Montpelier, Idaho) 1895-1937, 1914-10-02

James Ross and his daughter. Janet.
from Canada. visited relatives in Chi
cago recently. remarks Eyerybody's
Magazine in beginning this story. Day
after day Janet and her father vent
sightseeing. always together.
Janet's aunt. noticing this. one day
suggested that she let her father 90
downtown alone occasionally. and add
ed. JokingIy: Men do not like "a
have women always tagging along
-Ay. ahntie, but. he wahats me- ex
planned Janet. earnestly. He cams
Montpelier examiner. [volume] (Montpelier, Idaho) 1895-1937, 1914-10-02
l,roe.t Dairy Farm.

The largest dairy farm in the world
is nearing completion at Head lake.
Heading. suburb of Winnipeg. When
completely stocked the farm will con-
tain $500 head OF cattle within Its
fences. With 1900 of these giving
milk, the total yearly output Of milk
and cream Is expected 70 be about g.
O0O. 900 gallons.
Montpelier examiner. [volume] (Montpelier, Idaho) 1895-1937, 1914-10-02
.Ioke lHplaIneo.

Il don't quite see the point Of that
remark Of yours" said Mr.. skinner
the grocer, as he tied up the package
Of sugar.
what remark was THAR" asked the
customer.
You just remarked that some men
had an offhand way of doing things
and you wished l was one
Yes; wish to remind You thai
your hand was on the sugar when
you weighed it."
Montpelier examiner. [volume] (Montpelier, Idaho) 1895-1937, 1914-10-02

Elsie Say. remember the days vhea
We girls we're At boarding school -
GetheT and how Rose could atana %
her head 70 the envy Of ua ALT
PEARL most certainly DO. what -
~
Elale-N Nothing. except Rose Ia aaatlB
the hemt dancer In our taaMo set
Montpelier examiner. [volume] (Montpelier, Idaho) 1895-1937, 1914-10-02
One Of the ExactIn0 Professions.

OHd OF IHs ESa0EIHU FFUTsssIUH0a
A woman living in a remote Ozark
neighborhood met her neighbor COM
ing along the road.
Morning, Miss Hutchins. How be
your" she said blithely. II hear your
husbands cousin is going to teach the
school this year Is that so7'
ooh, Lordy, no." replied the other
with touch of scorn. She amt had
enough learnin' for that!"-Kansaa
City Star.
Montpelier examiner. [volume] (Montpelier, Idaho) 1895-1937, 1914-10-02
Hailed.

Does that young woman hall from
Boston,"
Yes" answered the youth thought.
fully; that expresses the idea precise
". She halls from Boston. was
never overtaken by such 3 heavy
downfall OF intellectual Ice"
Montpelier examiner. [volume] (Montpelier, Idaho) 1895-1937, 1914-10-02
osef Julee for vsbsrsulosls.

Prof Charles Biehet. 10 whom thn
A0Bel prize for madlelns waa awarded
last year, declares that II peruon sui.
fsFing sith tuberculosis yin 90 to =
slaughter hoaNs daily and drink the
fresh Jules extracted from eight Or
Ten pounds 20 KaN beef he wiff b
cured Of the disease within three o.
four years.
Montpelier examiner. [volume] (Montpelier, Idaho) 1895-1937, 1914-10-02
Test

what makes you limit the vaaghsg
forecast to the word fair 80 fro
auentlyf+
I'VE want 10 shew 4 little tact, = 80
piled tho cfsmate expert The wuF@
fair IL pleasant and rsAesnFings mn@
We Want 60 keep the idea Of aanshtn@
and skiea Of blne psomlhant withoak
dwelling on the temperature
Montpelier examiner. [volume] (Montpelier, Idaho) 1895-1937, 1914-10-02
Market at Hand.

why don't you ship your produce
to market any more?"
Il don't halter. There's q gentle.
man farmer located near me now and
II takes ali / care TO sell 10 supply
MS table ..---Kanaae City Journal.
Montpelier examiner. [volume] (Montpelier, Idaho) 1895-1937, 1914-10-02

thoIe to stir cot o. the hoose his lane
We wadna believe hoo fasht he Is ony.
where wifoot me. Ye see. father
taa'ks sic braid Scoatch that stranger
folk dinna ken what it's aboot. an J
haze tae gang WI him tae dae the CON
veFrstn'@
Montpelier examiner. [volume] (Montpelier, Idaho) 1895-1937, 1914-10-02
a Modem Tendency Z.

The beastlY doctor said ! was sui
fering from a complication Of dls
eases-six. az least"
Il should ask him 70 allow you .
discount on q half dozen.
Montpelier examiner. [volume] (Montpelier, Idaho) 1895-1937, 1914-10-02
LInht.

Skids- What kind Of work do gov
think he's suited for?
Skittles-I think he'd make a good
stage hand at moving picture thea,
ter.-Puck.
Montpelier examiner. [volume] (Montpelier, Idaho) 1895-1937, 1914-10-02

Your eoY Josh d0esht get ap TIA
lt'a almost time for dinner
We'll, replied Farmer cerutosaal
= dan't know a. / altogether bIams
Aim we always have oatmeal auah
for breakfast and josh doesn't like It.
Montpelier examiner. [volume] (Montpelier, Idaho) 1895-1937, 1914-10-02
Hardly Possible.

How do you like grand opera?"
Fairly we'll. II ! could understand
what the performers are singing about
as well as ! understand what the peo-
pie near me are talking about. would
enjoy 1t more"
Montpelier examiner. [volume] (Montpelier, Idaho) 1895-1937, 1914-10-02
Another.

4 suppose, captain" said the IL.
quisitlve ocean voyager, -that the pas.
sengers make you dreadfully tired
with the questions they ask"
yes, indeed" replied the captain
what else Is 1t you SAINT to know.
Montpelier examiner. [volume] (Montpelier, Idaho) 1895-1937, 1914-10-02

Eve just written Uncle Joe asking
him TO pay m a visit this fall
Fine That ought 20 bring an invi-
tatiou for me and the children 10 spend
the summer on his farm
Montpelier examiner. [volume] (Montpelier, Idaho) 1895-1937, 1914-10-02

some people keep US SO busy listen
Ing to their troubles that we haven't
any time for our own.
Montpelier examiner. [volume] (Montpelier, Idaho) 1895-1937, 1914-10-02

Even the sarcastic woman cuts out
her cutting remarks when she has an
AZ to grind.
Montpelier examiner. [volume] (Montpelier, Idaho) 1895-1937, 1914-10-02
They Certainty Do

Gabe-Why do they say that the
ghost walks ON pay day?
Because that's the day our
spirits rise.
Montpelier examiner. [volume] (Montpelier, Idaho) 1895-1937, 1914-10-02

The hsyday 81 youth isnt IN Is wita
the pay Day of manhood.
Montpelier examiner. [volume] (Montpelier, Idaho) 1895-1937, 1914-10-02

Hhei shant Klye you anythins -
cause suspect yoa aFenT blind - -
He-Thst may ba. but esa assaFw
you there are momeats whan wiaA 3
we're.
Montpelier examiner. [volume] (Montpelier, Idaho) 1895-1937, 1914-10-02

Can yoa advances raa 1900 Maria
IaaAcaf ny rich cid anela has CO
foot Ia the gravs. Toa know
Yes. but What u be doing vftn
the othas F's--Pfisgsnas HiassfaF.
Montpelier examiner. [volume] (Montpelier, Idaho) 1895-1937, 1914-10-02

Examine carefully 6segy bottle @W
CAHTOHiA. q nafs and anFe Famady Cor
infmnts and children. and @ae that q
Signature Of G1NLEI1SeS
In Use Fer Over % YeaFm
Children Cry foE FlstohaE's Casaoxi@
The Richmond palladium and sun-telegram. [volume] (Richmond, Ind.) 1907-1939, 1914-04-20
CHRISTIANS REVIEW
GROWTH OF CHURCH
Central Congregation Holds
Farewell Service in the
Masonic Temple.

Growth of the Central Christian
church was reviewed yesterday at the
farewell services in the Masonic tenn
pie. Rev. r. c. Leonard, the pastor,
and members of the congregation
spoke. year ago, April II, when
Rev. Leonard made his first trip to the
Richmond church, he said the congre-
cation was pleased with an enrolment
Of 1T in the Bible school with a
church membership of lis. Yester-
day the enrolment in the Bible school
had reached 500, with 400 members
in the church.
Members of the congregation who
told of the foundation of the church
and the hopes for future growth were
r. Freeman, DR.. J. c. Blossom, Ross
Robinson and J. l.. Heckins
The complete program for the dedi.
cation will be ready for publication
soon, Rev. Leonard announces. Rev
L. f. Murray, pastor of the First
Christion church, and other ministers
of the city will speak at the afternoon
service. Mrs. Scoville, wife of the
evangelist. will sing at each service.
The Richmond palladium and sun-telegram. [volume] (Richmond, Ind.) 1907-1939, 1914-04-20
BAD BREATH
DR.. Edwards Olive Tablets
Get at the Cause and
Remove 1t.

DR. Edwards Olive Tablets, the sub
stitute for calomel, act gently on the
bowels and positively do the work.
People afflicted with bad breath find
quick relief through DR., Edwards
Olive Tablets. The pleasant, sugar
coated tablets are taken for bad
breath by all who know them.
DR.. Edwards Olive Tablets act gent
ly but firmly on the bowels and liver
stimulating them to natural action
clearing the blood and gently purify
ing the entire system.
They do that which dangerous Gallo
mel does without any Of the bad after
effects.
All the benefits of nasty, sickening
gripping cathartics are derived from DR.
Edwards Olive Tablets without grip
ing, pain or disagreeable effects of any
kind.
DR.. F. NJ. Edwards discovered the
formula after seventeen years Of prac
tice among patients afflicted with bow.
ell and liver complaint with the at
tendant bad breath.
DR. Edwards Olive Tablets are pure
ly a vegetable compound mixed with
olive oil. you will know them by their
olive color.
Take one or two every night for a
week and not the effect. 10c and csc
per box. The Olive Tablet Company
Columbus, O.
The Richmond palladium and sun-telegram. [volume] (Richmond, Ind.) 1907-1939, 1914-04-20

FOR SALE-Feather bed. all kinds of
beds and bedding Other household
goods. 10S \. 9th. 1S-3t
ers' supplies at 300 South West
Third street. Telephone 4733. 1S-7t
FOR SALE-Baby carriage-good CON
dition, pair portieres almost new.
451a South 18th street. 1927
FOR SAILS burner Perfection Oil
Stove 326k Main. 14-7t
FOR SALE-A rubber-tire phaeton
and set of harness. Call 1869, or at
1855 FIT. Wayne ave. 1877
FOR SALE-Black mare, weight 1850.
Serviceable, sound, sure in foal Sos.
Wanted contract to furnish gravel.
$1.25-1k yards. Phone 4S4S. AIT
FOR SALE-One 1912 model 40 horse
power Davis automobile. Call
1883 or 2100 North E street. 14-1t
FOR SALE-ProIectograph good as
new, one-half original price. Pal
ladium office. 1S-tf
FOR SALE-Bicycles, $500 to $50;
lawn mowers 75c to $3.50. Bicycles.
lawn mowers. baby cabs. wringers
repaired. Wesley Browns shop.
Phone 30S6.
HAIR GOODS of every description
made from your combiugs. Wigs and
toupees repaired Mary E. Morse.
403 \. 18th. Phone 401S. apr limo
FOR SALE-Favorite Base Burner,
largest size. Bargain if sold at once.
126 n. eth. 15-7t
FOR SALE-Child's bed. high chair,
vacuum cleaner, cheap. PA n. 18th
street lott
FOR SALE-Dining room suite. solid
oak. 2O6 n. 10th. Phone 2697. 1877
FOR SALE-Black dress skirt, light
coat, very cheap. 107 n. 18th. 17-3t
FOR SALE-One out board motor row
boat. M. c. Henley, POI n. 14th st.
17-3t
The Richmond palladium and sun-telegram. [volume] (Richmond, Ind.) 1907-1939, 1914-04-20
POWERFUL NAVAL FORCE
DEMANDS FLAG SALUTE

of the rapidity with which battleships
grow old and have to be discarded.
That is also the reason why it is
better to scrap an old ship or to use
her for target practice for the useful
vessels of the navy than to pay out
real money for her maintenance in
some navy yard, where it cost con-
siderable money to keep her sea-
worthy.
"Of course, the vessels which part1c-
ipated in the battle of the Sea Of ia
pan were far in advance of the Ore
gon, but not so far as are our present
vessels in advance of those twelve
years ago. A dozen years spells the
difference between youth and old age
/ in battleship, and as in other walks
Of life. the battle nearly always is to
the strong and youthful. The excep-
tions are too frequent to affect the
reading Of the rule"