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The evening herald. (Klamath Falls, Or.) 1906-1942, 1914-10-08
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SAN rRANctaCo. oct = oao of
the educational features oI the hS'
glpns display ~ tho social se"aon,
exhibit II the Panama Pacific rspsal'
tloa viii he tho lars-s, ealiosiion nt
skuils and Jaws uI prehistoric and
modern taeua OF men aud ai skulls
aud plaster casts 1T shs ie1Iai eaaipa
msUt II iuNvs auimaia sso' eshlbissd
rbusc skulis viii demonstrate that
the aai roods nt msu ut civilized
races and ol damSs,te animata have
raasrd diseases t,em which many
barharuus races and sti the ~iia ant
tnaia afu itnmahu
The evening herald. (Klamath Falls, Or.) 1906-1942, 1914-10-08

Noslco
Sealed proposals. for the medical
treatment OF the inmates OF the coun.
~ lnnrmasy for the year bes.s suinx
November !. 1914. viii be received
BY the County Court up to October
Is. 1914. The successful bidder to
supply necessary drugs. etc.
w. 8. WORDEN,
County Judge
N. 9. MERRILL.
County Commissioner.
JOHN HAGELsTEIN.
County ommiasionsr.
The evening herald. (Klamath Falls, Or.) 1906-1942, 1914-10-08

For any itching skin trouble. piles.
eczema. salt rhrum. hives. itch, seaid
head. herpes. seabics. Doan's oint-
men, Is highly recommended. zoe .
Dor at all atoyss
The evening herald. (Klamath Falls, Or.) 1906-1942, 1914-10-08

home: let American goods enjoy fre<
opportunity to compete for American
favor; do away with prejudice. and
American industries will take on new
life.
American goods are good enough
for Americana
Insist on having them when you
buy!
Honor the American label ~ you do
the American naG.--American Lum.
herman.
The evening herald. (Klamath Falls, Or.) 1906-1942, 1914-10-08
Noejco

Notico
Sealed proposals for the nursing oi
che county's sick at the Innrmary for
the year beginning November 1. 1914
will be entertained by the County
Court up TO October 10. 1914. The
successful bidder will receive free
board and lodging.
W. y. wORDEN.
County Judge
N. s. MERRILL.
County Commissioner.
JOHN HAGELSTEIN.
County Commissioner.
The evening herald. (Klamath Falls, Or.) 1906-1942, 1914-10-08

Vertical cisel.s of electric tights
hay. been erected at nrrlIh to guido
aslatots. Who can tell how hear they
are To the ground by observing the
angI.s or The circles.
The evening herald. (Klamath Falls, Or.) 1906-1942, 1914-10-08

Al the tsaaess ~ aambvg of yaest
Siuha ia ,hla soua,f1 aad ahsaad. ,hs
management uy shs Panama t'asihS
exposition has decided tp psa@sEson-
tho International Yaeht regatta tFam
Aprit. isia. 20 Aasas, sai sspsrm
b-r. 1915,
The evening herald. (Klamath Falls, Or.) 1906-1942, 1914-10-08
HELP WANTED

"omEN--sell guaranteed hosiery 10
friends. neighbors and general
wearer; 70 per cent profits: make
s10 daily; experience unnecessary.
International Mills. West PhiIadei.
phis. Pa. C.IOt.
The evening herald. (Klamath Falls, Or.) 1906-1942, 1914-10-08

Sewing machines valued at tiU.-
100000 wcru exported from this
country in 1919. more than 1000.
600 worth soinr to Earop~.
The evening herald. (Klamath Falls, Or.) 1906-1942, 1914-10-08
Fractures ~. >,..-

ltasst4 Dayton conaeetvi ~ith the
I,,,u stceltiral store. has his hasal
apl,, uaasu IH mptai sasl, aa sh~ tsz
suts 1t - sglit ffota a ma,ntsyrip "n
tuv l'vt.yau cts rad lasi niskt
The evening herald. (Klamath Falls, Or.) 1906-1942, 1914-10-08

There is aa ifiah breed of cattle
that seldom ssowa msr, than three
foe, h'sh. and tGrisss oa tar poorva,
of pastuEass. Yet the COWS ylsIa t~oa,
y quarss of milk daily.
The evening herald. (Klamath Falls, Or.) 1906-1942, 1914-10-08

According gn warsaS correspond
sn, German assIgibi@ sss shot iowa
n.as tho ioStSsss ~ AndllR. aaa tho
nrFm4n rfra captured
The evening herald. (Klamath Falls, Or.) 1906-1942, 1914-10-08

Wasrs Vt ~ntncu Operatives In tho
silk mllts of chiaa are Hsasit at the
'aeishias poiHt. ss ihst ssIs ssealsr
3 vvnEs y iay
The evening herald. (Klamath Falls, Or.) 1906-1942, 1914-10-08
THIS MUST ne SOLD

Six-room house. on lot s2xii0.
house completely furnished: has bath.
toilet and electric lights: lawn and
bearing fruit trees. Price si.7oo.
with 800 cash. Only three blocks
from Fifth and Main streets.
r. r. SMITH REALTY co.
3o-tf
The evening herald. (Klamath Falls, Or.) 1906-1942, 1914-10-08

The boston Braves. who will pia,
the Philadelphia Americans for the
world baseball championship. the
first game opening tomorrow nj Phil
.adelpaia. are well supplied with out,
nelders. Manager Stailings has SIX
young men to NIL three positions.
His regulars. at least the men
who have played in the most games.
for il Is difIicult to tell what Stallings
considers . regular. are Connolly. lef,
field: whitted. center. and Moran.
right. Mann. Devore and Gathers
will get q chance TO play II any OF
these men show signs OF inability to
hit the Athletics pitchers.
The evening herald. (Klamath Falls, Or.) 1906-1942, 1914-10-08

WE CAN'T SAY that the Germ crop
will be in any way shortened by the
fact that Germany II At war. But We
can say most positively that the local
crop Of microbes. mosquitoes and 9TH
er means Of carting gobs OF dissas~
into the home can best be shortened
by filling the Ankeny canal.
The evening herald. (Klamath Falls, Or.) 1906-1942, 1914-10-08

aghsetibs tor the Herald. Sc ssass
= meath
The evening herald. (Klamath Falls, Or.) 1906-1942, 1914-10-08
Scattered Shot.

BUT WHAT has the war 70 do with
the permanent closing Of the gates
at klamath Straits. Now is the time
to get busy.
The evening herald. (Klamath Falls, Or.) 1906-1942, 1914-10-08

KID GLOVES have also gone up.
Clsudius says he Isn't w0Tryins. but II
willing to trade for couple Of pounds
Of sugar the gloves he bought for
and wore 1t banquet about ten years
ago.
The evening herald. (Klamath Falls, Or.) 1906-1942, 1914-10-08

LosT- On road within last few days.
crank for starting auto. Finder
please leave at Central garage. g.st.
The evening herald. (Klamath Falls, Or.) 1906-1942, 1914-10-08

HOG MARKET feels loss Of q
nickie." says market report lead. No
more keenly than we would. well
wager.
The evening herald. (Klamath Falls, Or.) 1906-1942, 1914-10-08
MISCELLANEOUS
LOST AND FOUND

Losr--Biuebird pin. about two
weeks ago. Return 10 Herald a..
The evening herald. (Klamath Falls, Or.) 1906-1942, 1914-10-08

SOME OF THE proposed new meas.
ures are benencial--others are harm.
frl Register. therefore. and vote on
them. Don't walt TO wall II the bad
ones become laws.
The evening herald. (Klamath Falls, Or.) 1906-1942, 1914-10-08
Herald S Classified Advs,
SITUATION WANTED

WANTED work on farm. ranch or
F., painting. b. painter. bos, reference.
Address A. Mcfaddsn. lis Weat Piea
street. Loa Angeles g.:t.
The evening herald. (Klamath Falls, Or.) 1906-1942, 1914-10-08

ToMORRow's HAL l. ENGE-
Whats tho score?"
The evening herald. (Klamath Falls, Or.) 1906-1942, 1914-10-08

THERE Is ONLY one way 10 be on
the right side of poiitics--be on tho
inside.
The evening herald. (Klamath Falls, Or.) 1906-1942, 1914-10-08

WAR TO the east Of Us. war to the
west OF us, trouble 10 the south OF Us,
iand-war tar confronting us.
The evening herald. (Klamath Falls, Or.) 1906-1942, 1914-10-08

WHICH WOULD you rather hsve.
a good pipe full OF tobacco or q pipe
full Of good tobacco?
The evening herald. (Klamath Falls, Or.) 1906-1942, 1914-10-08

ONE WRITER says he II inclined
to the belief that II 10 better to tell a
harmless lie than truth that hurts
somebody.
White Pine news weekly mining review. [volume] (East Ely, Nev.) 1910-1920, 1914-03-29

Be sure your sins will find you out
At forty-five or t~hereabout.
The shiny badness of your head
Will show what kind of life you've
lead.
The candid lines about your yes
Will tell no charitable lies
Your pudgy face will testify
To id1eness and living high.
A pallid cast, to beauty's cost,
Will tell of slumber that you lost.
A not infrequent little line
VIII say you look upon the wine.
Approaching age. too swiftly met,
Will tell us something of your set.
A sea of troubles from within
VIII babble of what might have been
The grazing hair behind your ears
VIII quite epitomize the years.
Be sure your sins will find you out
At forty-five or thereabout.
st. Louis Post-Dispatch
White Pine news weekly mining review. [volume] (East Ely, Nev.) 1910-1920, 1914-03-29
Growing Insult.

Sometimes one can hurt an
others feelings worse by aslight
action than by any number oil
words. There is an example OF
this in the young married woman
who went nome to her mother and
sobbingly declared she just couldn't
be happy with her husband again.
Il wouldn't have minded it SO
much. mother she sobbed, iii
Charlie had answered me back when
l scolded him, bu-bu-but he did
something worse"
Her mother was duly shocked al
this
Mercy. my dear child" she ex-
claimed. He struck you. them"
mo, worse than that, mother!'
and the young wife sobbed afresh.
Tell ME at once!" Indignantly de-
manded her mother.
He just yawned "-Lippipcott's
White Pine news weekly mining review. [volume] (East Ely, Nev.) 1910-1920, 1914-03-29

A certain Chicago business man is
the father of a youth OF a most literal
tendency. Last spring. when the
father left for Europe, where he was
to spend the entire summer, lie
promised the lad that IL he were 10
attain a certain mark in his studies
his reward would be a continental
trip with his father.
The prospects of such a trip stimu-
lated the lad TO such a degree that he
attained a mark even higher than
that set him by his parent. He
cabled his father the n word Yes.
II would seem, however, that the
pater had forgotten his offer, for
after thinking over the message, he
cabled back: "Yes, what?"
Then. in turn, the son was per-
picked. Finally, after due reflection
he cabled to his father: Yes, SIR
White Pine news weekly mining review. [volume] (East Ely, Nev.) 1910-1920, 1914-03-29
LEGAL NOTICES
NOTICE OF

Department of the Interior, United
States Land Office, Elko, Nevada.
February IA, 1914.
To Albert M. Stevens, his heirs or
assigns of Ely, Nevada. Contestee:
You are hereby notified that
Frank p. Miller, who gives East Ely,
Nevada, as his post Office address,
did on February 5, 1914, file in this
office his duly corroborated applica-
ton to contest and secure the cam
collation. Of your Carson City Home
stead Entry No. 02113, Serial No. 055,
made March 25, 1907. for Eh NwA
and NWA NWA of Sec. ~; and
the sen SWA of Section 1, Town
ship 16 North, Range SO East, Mount
Diablo, Meridian, and as grounds for
his contest he alleges that you have
abandoned your said homestead
entry, and have failed to comply
with the laws governing such entries
and further afiant is informed and
believes and on such information
and belief states the fact to be that
such abandonment continues.
You are, therefore, further notified
that the said allegations will be
taken as confessed, and our said
entry will be cancelled without futher
right to be heard, either before this
Office or on appeal, II you fail to file
in this Office within twenty days after
the FOURTH publication of this
notice. as shown below. your answer,
under oath. specifically responding
to these allegations of contest. to-
gether with due proof that you have
served a copy of your answer on the
said CONTESTANT either in person or by
registered mail.
You should state in your answer
White Pine news weekly mining review. [volume] (East Ely, Nev.) 1910-1920, 1914-03-29
SUMMONS.

In the Ninth judicial District Court
of the State Of Nevada.
Frances Lahey. Plaintiff, VS.. John
Lahey, Defendant.
The State of Nevada sends greet
ing to said defendant:
You are hereby summoned to D
pear within ten days after the service
upon you of this summons If served
in White Pine County or within forty
days II served elsewhere, exclusive of
the day of service, and defend the
above entitled action.
This action is brought to recover
a judgment dissolving the bonds of
matrimony between you and the
plaintiff.
Dated January %. A. d. 1914.
tSeal) f. ID. OLDFIELD.
Clerk of said Court.
VIM. Mcknight, Atty. for Plaintiff.
(First Publication Feby. /. 1914.)
Last Publication March Is, 1914.)
White Pine news weekly mining review. [volume] (East Ely, Nev.) 1910-1920, 1914-03-29


Mrs. Van Allen Thompson, whose
entry into the country gave her much
difficulty with the customs officers
was recounting her experience to a
few friends in Boston. She said:
1T WAS ali very unpleasant, but
not the least unpleasant part was the
attitude of the customs officials. ]
hope they don't intend to be as rude
as they appear to the returning
traveller.
But" continued Mrs. Thompson
philosophically, Il suppose 1t would
be difficult to be popular as a custom
inspector. Everybody dislikes these
poor men. Everybody feels toward
them like the old skipper.
This skipper, after undergoing
several hours of suspicious cross
questioning from two inspectors re-
garding his cargo, was at last leaving
the wharf when a young official nm
aware of his previous grilling. ae'
oosted him.
Have you anything to declare
sir?" he demanded sharply.
Furious. the old skipper glanced
al the young man and shouted:
Yes, young man, I've a good dea
to declare, but I'd be ashamed to say
ii before a boy like you. You're too
young to hear what | would like Il
declare,'"
White Pine news weekly mining review. [volume] (East Ely, Nev.) 1910-1920, 1914-03-29
Good Reading for Sunday



When April winds are blowing
And May Is just beyond.
When all the hills are glowing
And Springs rich robes are donned
Why should one heart beat sadly,
One soul be in dismay?
The storm that RACES madly
Have worn themselves away.
Why should doubts come to chill US
When bells of Easter ring
With gladness that should fill us
When Love Is crowned as king?
The rain upon the shingles
Makes music that is sweet
And on the windows jingles
A tune for dancing feet.
IS. e. Kiser.
White Pine news weekly mining review. [volume] (East Ely, Nev.) 1910-1920, 1914-03-29
Didn't Want Much.

Ii was In the far south.
'How's times " asked the. tourist.
Pretty tolerable, stranger" re-
sponded the old fellow. who was sit
ting idly on the stump of a tree. u
had a pile of brush to burn and the
lightning set fire TO 1t and saved me
the trouble of burning 1t up
THAT was good"
Il had some trees to cut down, but
the cyclone leveled them and saved
me the trouble
Remarkable, But what are you
doing now"
Waiting for an earthquake to come
along and shake the potatoes out o.
the ground
White Pine news weekly mining review. [volume] (East Ely, Nev.) 1910-1920, 1914-03-29
A Stiff Sentence.

A Negro in the south had been con
victed of stealing chickens. and SEN
tence was about to be passed upon
him.
The old colored justice, who was
fond of putting on airs. adjusted his
glasses and looking over the top OF
them critically surveyed the culprit
Then. in an impressive manner. he
said:
u finds de pris'ner guilty, an
heahby sentences him to hard work
in de jail TO one year and eighteen
months"
White Pine news weekly mining review. [volume] (East Ely, Nev.) 1910-1920, 1914-03-29
RemOrse.

The white robed nurses quietly
busted themselves nj the patients
bedside. He was plainly breathing
his last.
Have you anything to say? ten
derly asked the physician who was in
attendance.
Notwithstanding" gasped the
dying man. II Is only this regret
this remorse-this terrible blow to
my self-respect,'
His breathing was now even more
labored. and they bent over him tc
catch his every word
"Ohi" he walled, Ito think--tc
think-that | have smashed all the
a%nti-speed laws against automobiles
in five states and then-and then
to be run over by an ice wagon
White Pine news weekly mining review. [volume] (East Ely, Nev.) 1910-1920, 1914-03-29
Munled Knocks.

"verena, bring Uncle Elijah an
other napkin; he has tucked that one
under his chin"
81 was only joking when | said
you had been calling on the mani
cure, Mr.. Plimmins; ! car see thai
you haven't"
ITS awful good of you to stay sc
long this evening. Mr.. Spooner, suf'
fering as o must be from those
tight shoes"
How much trouble 1t is to look
after boys! l don't wonder, Mrs
Chucksley that you seldom have time
to wash Bobby face"
Clarence, dear, are you starting
a beard, or have you merely forgotten
to shave?"-Chicago Tribune.
White Pine news weekly mining review. [volume] (East Ely, Nev.) 1910-1920, 1914-03-29
Can You Tango.

Little maiden. tell me pray,
Can YOU tango?
You can cook and wash. but say,
Can you tango?
You're perhaps a handy miss
When ii comes to homework, sis,
But the question now is this:
Can you tango?
Tell me. pet, for heavens sake,
Can you tango?
Never mind If you car bake,
Can you tango?
When 1t comes to pies, | hear,
That you stand without a peer,
But the point is this, my dear:
Can you tango?
So you made your waists and frocks
Can you tango?
You're a peach at darning socks,
Can you tango?
You are sure a holy show,
Doing fancy work, l know;
There's the vital question, though:
Can you tango?
You can waltz. and two-step too.
Can you tango?
Though your talents are but few,
Can you tango?
oh, you're just used-to-be
With your blue-blood pedigree,
II you can't say Yes" to me,
Can you tango?
Los Angeles Express.
White Pine news weekly mining review. [volume] (East Ely, Nev.) 1910-1920, 1914-03-29
Wash Sale.

'How's business +" inquired the
life insurance agent.
Haven't turned a trick this week
said the book agent.
Same here. I'll tell you what II
do"
WHAT"
I'll buy a set of books If you'll
take out some Insurance."
White Pine news weekly mining review. [volume] (East Ely, Nev.) 1910-1920, 1914-03-29

Two generously proportional WON
en-, undeniably from the Emerald
Isle, we're conversing on the corner
one afternoon.
"Oi'm decinded from Brian Boru
ma'am, Ord hav We know" declared
Mrs. Flynn, haughtily.
us that all, indade +" replied Mrs
Riley, the humble lady of the corner
fruit stand.
Faith. Dim a d~ecindent of Eve
the first apple woman"
White Pine news weekly mining review. [volume] (East Ely, Nev.) 1910-1920, 1914-03-29
The Easiest Way.

Two little fellows were exchanging
condolences one afternoon on the
front steps.
"Geel" said one, Il hate to have
bed time come. Ny mother wants
me to take a bath every night"
so does mine," remarked the
other little boy, but ] don't mind 1t,
My father is a doctor, and Ma always
gets him to chloroform me. so neyer
know a thing about it until it's al
over,
White Pine news weekly mining review. [volume] (East Ely, Nev.) 1910-1920, 1914-03-29
WISE AND

Nov. my son. you are married
Be what a man ought to be-
How do I know just what a ma,
ought to be?"
Your wife will furnish full plan'
and specifications. louisville Cou
rier-Journal.
Ii American scholarship is not In
place, 1t is in power. II it does no'
carry the election today, 1t determines
the policy of tomorrow, Calm, patient
confident. heroic In our busy material
life it perpetually vindicates the trutl
that th~etthings which are unseen are
eternal.-George William Curtis.
Dear me, | wish | had never
learned to play cards." exclaimed 9
man who had been unfortunate II
his play.
You mean you wish you had
learned. don't your" was bis wife'i
sarcastic reply.-Washington Herald
Alice. How many times would
you make a man propose to you be-
fore you said yes?"
Marie. IF you have to make hin
propose better a yes the first time
Boston Transcript.
White Pine news weekly mining review. [volume] (East Ely, Nev.) 1910-1920, 1914-03-29

She Knew.
Mrs. Short Those new neighbors
of ours are very shiftless."
Short. How do you know"
MRS. Short. Whenever l want
to borrow anything they never have
it.
White Pine news weekly mining review. [volume] (East Ely, Nev.) 1910-1920, 1914-03-29

A woman whose pastor asked after
her health replied doIefully;
/" feel very well, but | always feel
bad when l feel well, because ! know
I'm going to feel worse afterward."
Exchange.
White Pine news weekly mining review. [volume] (East Ely, Nev.) 1910-1920, 1914-03-29
ANNUAL STATEMENT.

Statement of business of Giroux
Consolidated Mines Company for
the year 1913.
Balance on hand De-
cember 81, 1912...$ 22,S41.2S
Receipts during 1913. 1.177, 400.8S
1920, 242.1G
Disbursements during
1913 .......... 1,1s2,S41.07
Balance on hand De-
cember 81, 1913 ...s 17,4O1.09
White Pine news weekly mining review. [volume] (East Ely, Nev.) 1910-1920, 1914-03-29
An Acrobatic Feat.

The fresh air kid had discoursed
for thirty minutes on the acrobatic
wonders of the vaudeville stage.
Huh, that amt so much" shifted
the formers son, at last. We've
got something in this very barn that
will turn without moving
"Hain't neither What is it?'
Milk"
White Pine news weekly mining review. [volume] (East Ely, Nev.) 1910-1920, 1914-03-29

Now. Willie" said the superin-
tendent's little boy addressing the
blacksmith's little boy, who had come
over for a froIic, "we'n play Sab
bath school. You give me a nickel
every Sunday for six months, and
then at Christmas I'll give you a ten
cent bag Of candy. "-Woman's
Home Companion.
White Pine news weekly mining review. [volume] (East Ely, Nev.) 1910-1920, 1914-03-29
APPLICATION NO. 2s66.
Notice Of Application for Permission
to Appropriate the Public Waters
Of the State OF Nevada.

Notice is hereby given that on the
oath day of December, 1913, In ac-
cordance with Section So, Chapter
140, of the Statutes of 1913. the Ely
Water Company, a corporation, of
Ely, County of White Pine. and State
of Nevada. made application to the
State Engineer of Nevada for per-
mission to appropriate the public
waters of the State of Nevada. Such
appropriation is to be made from
hurry Creek, al a point 700 feet east
of corner common to Sections 10, IL,
IA, Is. T. 16 N. r. SO E., M. d. B. 4
NJ, White Pine County, Nevada, by
means of a pumping plant. and five
cubic feet per second is to be con-
yeyed to a point which bears N. as
deg. 90 Min. West 600 feet from cor
ner common to Secs. 3, 4, 8 and 10.
T. 16 N. r. SO E., NJ. d. B. & NJ. by
means of pipes. and there used for
milling purposes. Water not to be
returned to stream. except by gravity
after its use, at point of use above in
Dictated.
w. NJ. KEARNEY,
State Engineer.
! First Publication March 8, 1919
Last Publication April 5, 1910
White Pine news weekly mining review. [volume] (East Ely, Nev.) 1910-1920, 1914-03-29
A Natural Mistake.

Il was only whispering sweet
nothings in Mable's ear" said the
young man as Aunt Miriam entered
the parlor in search of her glasses.
Strange you should have mis-.
taken her mouth for her ear" retort-
ed the aunt as she left the room.
White Pine news weekly mining review. [volume] (East Ely, Nev.) 1910-1920, 1914-03-29

There is a certain Chicago mer-
chant who not infrequently scolds his
statesmen for what he deems Their
Indifference with reference to possibls
sales.
One day he heard one salesman
say to a patron. mo. sir. We have
not had any for a long time" I'm
mediately the merchant left his desk
and hurried over to where the Gus
toner stood. With an angry glance
at the salesman he said to the patron
I'VE have plenty in ~eserve--
plenty
AT this the customer looked dazed
then amused. Finally. without a
word and choking with laughter, he
left the store.
what did he say to your" de.
manded the merchant of the sales
man.
I'VE haven't had any rain
lately."'
White Pine news weekly mining review. [volume] (East Ely, Nev.) 1910-1920, 1914-03-29
Still, 1t Was a Compliment.

The st. Louis papers got all fused
up about Helen Keller's declaration
that ST. Louis was the most beauti-
full city in the country. Then they
suddenly remembered that Miss
Keller is totally blind.
White Pine news weekly mining review. [volume] (East Ely, Nev.) 1910-1920, 1914-03-29
Very Likely.

Personal in New York paper:
Gentleman who cut pencil in halt
for lady on train please be on same
train on Wednesday or make APP
pointment. Lady in Brown"
She probably wants the pencil
sharpened.
White Pine news weekly mining review. [volume] (East Ely, Nev.) 1910-1920, 1914-03-29
Her REASON.

Mummy, can | have that pear that
was on the dining room s~ideboard
this morning? Cos
Because what?"
Cos I've eaten it.'-Punch.
White Pine news weekly mining review. [volume] (East Ely, Nev.) 1910-1920, 1914-03-29
Fish Story.

In a school for colored children In
Alabama the pupils were asked to
construct a sentence containing the
word "amphibious." Quick as a
flash the son of a local preacher gave
the following:
Most fish stories am ibious."