The Wheeling intelligencer. [volume] (Wheeling, W. Va.) 1903-1961, 1914-08-31
A STAR PERFORMANCE.

osAhaN h<fhN OINftFNANAI u.
Tho Associated Autocrats OF PoIiti.
cal Perfection OF New York.
~. very commonly. known a. the De
ref and belonged ProEressives. per
formed 81 Utica last week. giving ono
OF their best exhibitions Of boss rule
The vel worn comedy o. The Hand.
Picked Ticket" was fauluessly rem
dered. with an embarrassing profision
OF atmosphere and local color
SONS o-bstreperous elements lu the au.
disncs Al times threatened 20 mar the
lines OF the principal actors. Who were
letter perfect in their parts. Kisses.
cat-calls and objurgauons Of Arranged
don favor. such a. proved crook"
put him out. sit down. treason"
and other notable pleasantries and
amenities we're INDUCED In. II was
not n convention OF delegated power.
but a meeting Of choice spirits on
whose halos was emblazoned the snob
bish crest OF the ~autocratic principles
OF the party. We are the chosen ones
TO choose for you"
The people were entirely ignored In
this sacred conference and the PR.
mary was considered a delusion ami
"A snare. OF which all the anointed
should beware. The State COMMITTEES
did not think 10 wise 10 defer 10 the
Judgment OF the voters. a. they we're
not capable OF the determination win
which the bosses were 40 amply en-
dowed. 30 they themselves selected
h Saints OF Perfection 20 on the Of
fees. To the pcccable> was thrown
a crumh OF consolation In the shape d,
a resolution, that the State committee
also welcomes the circulation of De-.
titions by others for any OF the omoss
of the State ticket. % the end that the
z nnal selection OF candidates shall be
left 10 he enrolled voters on primary
day" Verify. Saul Il among the proph
cts, and also welcomes" Is about rs
definite as the description OF guests
present. included under the head. and
others"
But do not let rs pass out OF the
{ tent OF tho chosen ones without 70
ticing some Of the scenes OF revolt
This charming excerpt from the ON.
cial proceedings viii suffice
Mr. Crouin. Barnes and Murphy
would not dare o. nout the rutsr- IL
sou EiSe mis band picksd tisket' p 70 G,fhs
political fotce oh. how Murphy " ii
laugh, snd how this Niil please Harnrz
"a Nr. crSni" rbs, GTiotc shout
thousht the ProEressive rsrt, Vas -in.
cere and stood Tor the rule 80 tho ue,,.
compelled the enactment of prIwrrr
la.s % free the people
motions and s-merdmerts vers ,rsr" Uf.
Tered The conference was sfa8mIur
NJ Crouin Vas on hi- feet constantly
stock In trade is the rIHIm Chat hr IT. q
martyr You VIII Improve his -tDtE ty
makinE nomination here
takcn out ~ the ROOM observed Mr.
friends think ve ore vorryinF Ist tr,u
80 out and rut up re- Ticket aEBIuat
Pot IN County Chairman Ufrf or Sew
Ar samueis falsettoei ya. M.
meking tne party The inurhiuE stock ,f
A. o~ririnaIIy offered ,rr Hrrf.. -
oiution both committed the party Co. fr.
policy % having Drudidrfra fn enter
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After three beetle hu.ra fr. ..f.
change made was the splitting .f fr.
resolutions Dr. Two and passing each
psrt separately when NJ rr1rIr said
Not wlHhInE fu ~rUruH|Hfs afr rIsff.rHr
vote No some person tnvied QUO lH.
shnt M"
Hero We have an The h.rh Iebfs
mat are az lamps 90 tha feet of .u
Progressives-that o.. an who remain
IN bondage % only takes a 'sv Ian.
terms o. go round Del Do not "a spec.
taclc 20 make us weep Tor Hecuhr %
The ~formaiities and me .aformaiulas
we're httinrIy closed bv saint Rain.
bridge Colby Who apostrophired rho
Sacred Bull Moose i1 tho temple mo-
oyster Hay. hv referring FOB him Incl
that great and good man from whom