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Rock Island Argus. (Rock Island, Ill.) 1893-1920, 1914-05-19
Did His Share.

The lecturer raised his voice with
emphatic confidence.
1T is my belief. and I venture to
assert it." be declared. that there isn't
a man in this audience who has ever
done anything to prevent the destruc-
ton OF our vast forests"
A rather timid, henpecked looking
man quietly arose in the rear of the
hall and said:
'T-er-Tve shot woodpeckersr'-E
erybody's.
Rock Island Argus. (Rock Island, Ill.) 1893-1920, 1914-05-19

Kansas editors appear to be as ready
20 take hold and show the people how
TO run the government as they hate
been to tell how it should be do.e.
Seven OF them are now candidates for
Office. two for United States senator.
two for governor. two for lieutenant
governor. and one for congress.
Rock Island Argus. (Rock Island, Ill.) 1893-1920, 1914-05-19
"a Aas lad a MsT
and E1azNo

Pas got back from
his vacation.
with a look that's
W ( ! q a n d
strange:
Seems all full OF
tfibuiation,
Though he's had
his rest and
change;
For a year he had
been wishiu'
He could be alone
somewhere,
So he spent his two
weeks nshiH,
Far away from
horne and care.
BE has forty-seven
places
Where the hungry
woodticks died:
And the color OF hin
face In
Rock Island Argus. (Rock Island, Ill.) 1893-1920, 1914-05-19
HIS POETRY.
"I don't see how

ct don't see how
you c a n W r l { Q
poetry here in all
this noise and tur-
moil of the city"
said t b e s W e e t
young thing.
The magazine
publishers 8 g g m
Rock Island Argus. (Rock Island, Ill.) 1893-1920, 1914-05-19

I'm passing around the hero medals
The McAlester. Okla, man Of %, who
mas just become the fifth husband of
szoman of As who is under indictment
for killing No. should not be over
I<nIyaJ
Rock Island Argus. (Rock Island, Ill.) 1893-1920, 1914-05-19

California has a man who is making
a good living telling people how much
younger he feels at 30 than he did at
so. and another who is preparing TO
graduate from the state university at
the age of 100. They must have
Father Time chloroformed out on the
coast
Rock Island Argus. (Rock Island, Ill.) 1893-1920, 1914-05-19
Cruel Man.

MY dear" he said, We've got to
call halt We can't go on forever
living beyond our income"
There" she replied. ct knew you'd
go and bring up some disagreeable
subject to spoil the day This is the
first morning for week that haven't
had a headache
Rock Island Argus. (Rock Island, Ill.) 1893-1920, 1914-05-19
ReMard of Beauty

What beautiful little girl," said
the woman.
Yes" replied the man, land some
day II may be necessary for her father
to pay millions In order TO get some
scrawny little foreigner with bow Iers
and watery eyes and a receding chin
10 marry her.
Rock Island Argus. (Rock Island, Ill.) 1893-1920, 1914-05-19
Capital. Comment
BY CLYDE H. TAVENNER
Congressman from the Fourteenth District.

Especial Correspondence OF The Argus)
Washington. d. c.. May 1.-THE
sympathy of the country in the clash
between the interstate commerce COM
Rock Island Argus. (Rock Island, Ill.) 1893-1920, 1914-05-19

II it were not for the antics of some
of the distinguished war correspond
ents the Mexican situation at the pres
ent stage would be a fat failure as a
means of diverting the popular mind
from everyday worries.
Rock Island Argus. (Rock Island, Ill.) 1893-1920, 1914-05-19

In making his announcement as a
comeback candidate for congress, j..
Adam Bede of Minnesota presents the
pathetic spectacle of a humoTist who
wishes to be taken seriously.
Rock Island Argus. (Rock Island, Ill.) 1893-1920, 1914-05-19

Even If forced to quit Huerta figures
that ne will have won out on the real
issue among Mexican factions if he
succeeds in keeping the present con-
stifutionaI leaders from getting any of
the pie.
Rock Island Argus. (Rock Island, Ill.) 1893-1920, 1914-05-19

Just at present casualties in Ger
many's fight TO conquer the air are
running ahead of those in the United
States endeavor TO establish stable
government in Mexico.
Rock Island Argus. (Rock Island, Ill.) 1893-1920, 1914-05-19

II it were not such risky thing TO
do. someone ought TO call the bluff OF
the Arkansas spinster who declares
she would never marry man who
works more than eight hours a day.
Rock Island Argus. (Rock Island, Ill.) 1893-1920, 1914-05-19

to have unanimously agreed that l
can't" replied the young man, who
was getting his rhymes put up in the
street cars.
Rock Island Argus. (Rock Island, Ill.) 1893-1920, 1914-05-19

A man who has had to hire other
people is not likely to burden himself
with unwarranted suspicious that his
boss Is trying to wrong him
Rock Island Argus. (Rock Island, Ill.) 1893-1920, 1914-05-19

What is gusher in an oil field?'
THE man who writes the prospec-
tus." replied he who had been stung.
Age-Herald.
Rock Island Argus. (Rock Island, Ill.) 1893-1920, 1914-05-19

Columbus, O.-After being out 10
minutes a jury returned verdict of
not guilty in the case of William Kirby
of Toledo, charged with bribing
George B. Nye, a member of the leg
islature for Pike county.
Rock Island Argus. (Rock Island, Ill.) 1893-1920, 1914-05-19

Instantly his crossness was gone,
he gave a happy cry and darted
down into the water.
The other blackbird left his two
puddles and came flying to the fun.
They splashed and splattered and
had the gayest time-all in the pelt-
ing rain.
DO you know" said one, as fin
ally they few back to the tree re-
freshed and invigorated, Il believe
we could always have fun in the
rain il we would only hunt around
and find itr'
Tomorrow - Grey-Headed Dande-
IONS
Rock Island Argus. (Rock Island, Ill.) 1893-1920, 1914-05-19

Every chronic ofice-holder claims
that he could make more money If he
had the heart to quit serving the pub
lie. and go into business for himself.
Rock Island Argus. (Rock Island, Ill.) 1893-1920, 1914-05-19

The advantage OF riches remains
with him who procured them, not with
fhe heir.-Er arson.
Rock Island Argus. (Rock Island, Ill.) 1893-1920, 1914-05-19

A rich man who goes around whfn-
Tag ought to be kicked
Rock Island Argus. (Rock Island, Ill.) 1893-1920, 1914-05-19
CANDID OPINION.

Why is It that every man who
achieves success would have been
hopeiessly wrecked If his triumph had
not come just when It did?
Rock Island Argus. (Rock Island, Ill.) 1893-1920, 1914-05-19

Many a shining light has become
prominent through shady practises.
Rock Island Argus. (Rock Island, Ill.) 1893-1920, 1914-05-19

<rERMs-Ten cents per week by car
rier. in Rock Island: IS pc yea- by mail
tn advance.
+.-rompleiuts OF delivery service should
-he made TO the circulation department
which should also be notified in every
instance where Il is desired to have
paper discontinued. as carriers have no
authority in the premises
All communications OF argumentative
character. political or religious. must
have real name attached for publica-
ton No such articles Will be printed
over fictitious signatures.
Telephones in all departments. Cen
trail Union. Rock Island I45. 1145 and
zI45.
Norwich bulletin., 1914-08-17
HUMoR OF THE DAY

Did you come back on an aII-steel train ?? When the walters and DOT ters- finished plucking me I felt sure that It was."-New York American.
 -Is your wife so very economical. then -Oh, yes. very Why, my wife can take an old worn n-out hat. srend slo on It, and make it look almost as good as new."-Puck
 The Old One-You should always defer to your husbands wishes. my dear. The New One-Tve done SO ever since he told me that his one wish was to see me hapPy.-Puck.
 What business are you going to put your son to. Brown?" well I haven't decided yet: but, Judging from the hours he keeps. I should say he was naturally cut out for a milkman." Sydney Bulletin.
 "she says she writes her husband a few words every day" T never saw her mail any cards or letters to him" She's working on one of those letters 1t takes all summer to fnish-"-SeattIe Pcst-IntelIigencer.
 Tinid Youth-what do I have fo pay for marriage license?" Face tious Clerk-WeH. you get it on the .nstaiment plan Timid Youth-How's down and most of your salary each week for the rest of your Hfe--Kan- as City Star.
 Little Girl Gin disgrace. to mother. as she enters nursery)-Do you love re. mummy? Mother-Yes, darling. Little Girl-Do you love me very much7 Mother-Of course, darling. Little Girl-Well. I've frown my pud- den under the table-London Punch
Norwich bulletin., 1914-08-17

Connecticut National Guard, the for mer under the command of Capt. Luddington. the latter under Capt. Howard. while Troops A. B, and c, of the Rhode Island National Guard, commanded by Captain Richards drew up in the rear. Immediately follow ing the review the governors were conveyed to the camps near by, the remainder of the morning being spent in visiting with old friends and in inspecting the various encampments.
 From all standpoints the camp was unusually successful, all the man oeuvering and drilling having been carried out as planned for the troops. When interviewed last Saturday morn ing, Major Frank c. Marshall. who had been commanding officer of the encampment during it's eight days sojourn said: The camp has been more than success surpuassing even our most sanguine expectations. All the lessons have been well learned and the weeks experience has surely been of great benefit to all who partici- pated in the manoeuvering. Few ac- cidents have occurred since camp opened and of these, not one was what might justly be termed serious. When interrogated as to the prospects of the troopers returning in the sum- Lu0T O1 lS1O; nG S1lQ, VI SOQ1 HEAL year is uncertain as I expect to be relieved before then. Naturally what the next officer may do or have done is unknown at present"
 Immediately after the grand review, several of the squadrons began to break camp the R. I. N. G. being the first to set out upon their return journey. The Rhode Island and Mass achusetts troops left Saturday, the Connecticut companies started for Hartford yesterday, while the D. $. Regulars from Vermont will not break cavalrymen passed through Dan1eIson shortly after noon Saturday enroute to Hopkins Mills, where the Dir ouacked for the night. March was re stunned Sunday morning in good seasol so that the city of Providence wa reached before sunset. Hopkins Mill makes an ideal place for encampment it was said. for the men birouacke there on the Sth, en route to Hamp ton.
 Troops A. B. c, and D of the Mass achusetts Volunteer Militia left Sat urday afternoon for Hampton Station where they encamped for the night returning to their homes on Sunday By far the longest homeward journe before any of the companies Is tha of the United States Regulars, who hail from orth Ethan Allen, Vermont Breaking camp today the cavalry wiI start for Hartford, camping there or tomorrow night at the state armory where al arrangements have been lnads by Adjutant General George M- Cole of the Connecticut National Guare At the state capital. the cavalrymer will be the guests of the mounted scouts from 7-S at the armory and afterwards at Poli's theatre. On Wed nesday, the troopers will make Win sted. arriving there about noon- Their supplies consisting of 4,300 pounds Of hay; $500 pounds of oats; 1-2 cord of wood; 1s0 pounds of beef; will be purchased, although the squadron vii leave on Wednesday morning. From Winsted, the troops, which consists or 10 officers 160 enlisted men and a,bou+ 300 horses will start for their regular station at Fort Ethan Allen in the state of Vermont.
Norwich bulletin., 1914-08-17
AT THE DAVIS THEATRE.
Neil o'Brien and His Great American
 MinstreIs Coming.

A cordial welcome awaits the ap- pearance of Neil O'Brien and his great American minstrels at the Davis thea
 on Thursday, Aug. 20, when they will give a matinee and evening per formance. This most, entertaining of all minstrel comedians comes to this city on his third annual visit Those who greeted Mr.. O'Brien on his previ- ouS appearances as a new star at the head of a. new organization still re- member with delight the splendid en- tertainment he ofered-a minstrel per- formance so full of genuine good things that it was talked about for months after as one of the most thoroughly enjoyable performances of the theatrl- cal year. It served to firmly establish MT. OfBrien and his minstrel company as the leaders in their particular field and to make the announcement of this seasons engagement one of the most pleasantly anticipated of the year Mir QBrien is again under the manage ment of Oscar F. Hodge, who promises ap entertainment completely new and entirely different from that of last sea- son. While several of the most prom lnent favorites of last years company have been retained, the roster includes much material in singers, comedians. dancers and special features, all se- lected with the same care and thought characteristic of the O'Brien show. 'I. V HliSHs III aSSoclatlon With his manager. Oscar F. Hodge, started his career as a minstrel star two seasons ago with the avowed purpose of estab- t1sh1ng following of minstrel lovers. and each year to present their patrons with a show entirely new in every de- tail. He has started on his third an- nual pilgrimage with this idea faith fully carried out. for his entertainment this season presents nothing .carried over from last year. The beautiful, picturesque and spectacular scenic settings are new and fresh from rhe scene painters frame. The costumes, of the most expensive materials. are all new, the electric effects are all original, while new songs, new jokes, new voices and new dances are every where in evidence. Matinee prices, 25c to T5c. Evening, 25c to $1.50. Seats on sale Tuesday at 10 a. m. Mail or ders attended fo
Norwich bulletin., 1914-08-17
AT THE AUDITORIUM.
Vaudeville and the First InstaIIment of
 the Great Trey O Hearts Serial.

When the Universal Film Manufac-
 turing company paid Louis Joseph Vance the sum of s15.000 for an orig lnal manuscript to be filmed. everyone thought that they were reckless in the extreme, but if this serial becomes half as popular as Lucille Love the expendi- ture will be justified. Each installment of this series, and there are 16 in all, will have separate subtitle and the first one is Flower O the Flames The chapter today contains prologue in one reel and the first installment in two reels. Two-reel chapters will Ee shown at the Auditorium every Mon-
 lay and Tuesday for the next Is weeks.
Norwich bulletin., 1914-08-17
DAVIS THEATRE.
Three Big Vaudeville Acts and The
 Million Dollar Mystery Today.

Today marks the opening of the third season for this theatre under the present management, and the success that has been met with during the past two years has given the man. agement every encouragement for 10 give bigger and better attractions than ever before. The regular vaudeville season will open today with three spe- cially selected acts and feature photo plays The headline attraction is the Ricci Trio, trio of clever musicians and singers who have a captivating speciality that will meet with every ones approval. The next act is Rol- land and Farrell, two clever comedy boys, who do a breezy skit introducing some good songs and clean comedy. The other act is Paul. Jappra, one of the greatest novelty wire artists in che business. Every act has the hallmark of quality stamped on it. and a pleas ing show is promised today.
 In the photoplays the principal at- traction is the fourth chapter of The Million Dollar Mystery, entitled The Third Floor Flat With Braine and Princess Olga in command. the Black Hundred continues its dsstardly plot ting. They lure Florence to an apart come from her father, whom she has not seen since babyhood. But as her father embraces her she sees in the mirror many evil peering faces and realizes she is trapped. In this terrible situation, surrounded by villainouS foes, instead of shrieking or swooning, this courageous wisp of girl plans a desperate escape and miraculous as it seems, she does escape. S1arYelS n motion pictures-daring and hazard ous portrayal of magnitude never be- fore enacted. will be presented as each episode of this mystery is shown at this theatre. Ten thousand dollars in cash will be awarded for the best 100 word solution of this mystery. See the pictures here. Read the story in the paper. Follow the developments each week. Then send in your solu- tion. You have the chance to win the $10,000,
 The Mutual Weekly, with all the latest news, and The Fatal Sweet Tooth, a funny Keystone comedy, com pletes the bill. Bargain matinee daily at 2.30; and 10 cents. Evening at and s.45; lower floor IS, balcony and gallery 10 cents.
Norwich bulletin., 1914-08-17
PROBABLY SHOWERS
 TODAY AND TOMORROW

are all unanimous that it is much bet ter than Lucille Love, which hnlsnes this week
 Cleo Madison and George Larkin. the new stars of the Gold Seal company, are the leading players, and the pro- duction was staged by Wilfred Lucas, a famous director of the Biograph company.
 There are three extra fine vaudevills acts today, each and every one being of the highest quality. Lucille Tilton, the Surprise Girl, will offer her woa- derful male irnpersonations, and any, one cannot be blamed for wondering if it is really a girl so natural is the character.
 Harry La Vail. the Perfect Athlete, will demonstrate the limit of human endurance and physical perfection in his physical culture novelty. MT. La Vail carries special scenic and electri- cal effects.
 Laughs galore will be provided by Doncourt and Clay in their comedy singing speciality entitled The Nut Man.
 Just for fun, the show will close with a nautical comedy by the famous Nestor comedians entitled All at Sea. This film would even make a seasick person smile, which is going some
Norwich bulletin., 1914-08-17
Last 1914 Nswoort Excursion.

Local interest in the last excursion to Newport this season, which Wiil take place the coming Thursday, as reflected by the sale of tickets. indl- xsafes that the beauties of the sail along the picturesque Connecticut shore and upon the waters of Narragansett bay are appreciated by the people of Nor wich. The train leaving Norwich at s.35 a. m. will connect with the steam =r City of Lowell, which will leave New London (Norwich line wharf) at lo.Su a. m. A stop of about two and one- half hours will be made at Newport. Returning, the steamer is due at New London about ' p. m.
Norwich bulletin., 1914-08-17
COLONIAL THEATRE. In Royal Bondage, Amazing Two Reel Melodramatic Feature.

The intricacies and relations of the lives of those of royal blood is clearly told in today's big spectacular feature at the Colonial theatre entitled Tn Royal Bondage, telling as it does of a prince whose love for the gamekeep- er's daughter means more to him than royal position. He marries her secret ly and upon the death of his brother he becomes the crown prince and is compelled to marry into royalty and leave the only true love of his life in the home of his heart It is a brilliant story with a deep plot and filled to the limit with society events and gorgeous costumes. Other films for today are The Restless Woman, Biograph; The Lure of the Ladies, Selig, and the splendid western drama with G. M. Andersen entitled Broncho Billy and the Gambler.
Norwich bulletin., 1914-08-17
IN THE TRAIN.

As we rush. as we rush in the Train. The trees and the houses go wheeling
 back, But the starry heavens above the plain Come flying in our track
 All the beautiful stars of the sky. The silver doves of the forest of Over the dull eartf, swarr, and ar Companions of our flight. We will rush ever on without fear: Let the goal be far. the flight be For we carry the Heavens with us. While the Earth slips from our feat,
 James Thomson
Norwich bulletin., 1914-08-17
What Is Going On Tonight

Vaudeville and Motion Pictures at the Auditorium.
 Moving Pictures at Colonial Theatre.
 Concerts, Songs and Pnotoplays 2l Common Council Hearing on Trolley 2 Prof. Willard C. Fisher Speaks at Town Hall. A
 TSames Union. No. 1s7, U. B. of sC. and J. of A.. meets at Carpenters Hall
 Laales' Auxiliary. No. IS. A. O. H., meets in Foresters' Hall.
Norwich bulletin., 1914-08-17
DANIELSON
(continued from Page Two)

ringing of the school bell will toll the death knell of the summers vacation. when all pupils and instructors are expected to be- on hand to begin tke school calendar of 3S weeks.
 George Lyons of New London fas been the guest of his father of East Brooklyn.
 Charles and Harold Tayntor Of New York City are camping this week at
 Mrs H. c. Fuller and soy Harold and daughter Helen. of Providence. R. l., are visiting relatives in banielson'
Norwich bulletin., 1914-08-17
ANNOUNCEMENTS

Frank A. Bill offers summer shoes at still lower prices. Every pair must 20. See the ladies' s3.50 and $4 ox- lords he offers at $1.9S.
 Miss Adles was able to secure a fine stock of imported hair from healthy French peasants heads just before the war doubled prices. Now is the chance to have her supply your hair needs Prices are going up daily. See adv.
Norwich bulletin., 1914-08-17
POETRY
,crTHE SONG.

 Sta1wart mowers, brown and 1.-the, Over summer meads abloom. Welding fast the whispering Scythe, Where Is all the old perfume7 Breathes it yet In tender gloom. Soft through Hades twilight afr7 Where hath Summer-tide her tQmb7 Hushi the scythe says, where, sh
 where2 Comes the long blade gieamIng cold, Where the gzrden-ground is spread Rays of pearl on crowns of gold, Dainty daisies, white and redi Danes that OCT them once would tread Damsels bHthe and debonair, Where IS all your sweetness hedz Hush, the Scythe says, where. ah
 where7
 Time. who tak'st and gfvsst again All things bitter. some things sweet, Must we follow. all in vain
 Follow still those phantom feet2 Is there not some grass-sTown street. Some old, yew-begirt parterre Where our Dreams and we may meets Hush! the scythe says, where. ah
 where?
 -Rosamund Marriott Watson.
Norwich bulletin., 1914-08-17

In 1911 the population of Canada, 7.206, ,643. was distributed as to origin chiefly as follows: British. 3,se6. .sS5: French, 2,054. 900; German, 3e3, ,32o: navian. 1o7.535; Indian. 105.4e2. and Jewish, 75,6s1
Norwich bulletin., 1914-08-17

At an expenditure exceeding 31o.- e00.000 London will build a dock ample enough to accommodate any merchant steamer afioat or which will be likely to enter the Thames for many years fO come
Norwich bulletin., 1914-08-17

It has been learned at Nassau that a group of Miami (F7a-). and New York financial firms will establish an American steamship service between Miami. Nassau and Honduran ports. It will be chartered as the Florida and Bahamas Steamship company.
Norwich bulletin., 1914-08-17

George Johannes, a government em- ploye at Washington. received check from the treasury for l cent. that be- cheated himself when in another de- partment, through an error in his &C., counts.
Norwich bulletin., 1914-08-17
QUICK RELIEF FOR| STOMACH MISE..Y
Mi.o-na Will Put Your Sour, Classy. Upset Stomach in order-Try One Dose and Prove lt.

If you are stomach sufferer do not despair-immediate, safe and sure relief is at hand. Mi-o-na Stomach Tablets, sold in fifty cent boxes at all drug stores, are specific for out-of- order stomachs.
 Mi-o-na is not only a quick diges- tive, but stimulant and strengthener of the stomach walls. It. increases the flow of digestive fluids. soothes the i-ritated membrane, and Luts the stomach in shape to do the work na- ture intended
 If suffering with indigestion. dys- pepsia gastritis. or any of the various forms of stomach misery, usually i'm dicated by nervousness, distress after eating, headache, dizziness. bad breath, or sour stomach. do not wait. do not suffer needlessly-take Mi-o-na to- day. The Lee R& Osgood Co. sells it on money back if not satisfied plan.
Norwich bulletin., 1914-08-17

In New York city a certificate Is issued to all moving picture theatres which are properly ventilated. and the public is asked to patronize only those which display the certificate.
Norwich bulletin., 1914-08-17

It is estimated that the amount of capital invested in Swiss hotels and restaurants Is S1T5. 00o, ,000, and that these establishments employ more than 10000 persons.