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The Yale expositor. (Yale, St. Clair County, Mich.) 1894-current, 1914-05-21
Cat Prevents Theater Fire.

Ithaca, N. Y.-"Pinky," cat, which
for years has made its home in the
Lyceum theater, discovered blaze
In the basement of the playhouse. 1t
awakened George Williamson, an cleo
trician, who was asleep in one of the
dressing rooms, and saved his life and
the building from destruction.
The Yale expositor. (Yale, St. Clair County, Mich.) 1894-current, 1914-05-21
Their Share

81 see where fashionables had a
horseback tea in Washington. l won
der if the horses got any Of it?"
"Oh, guess each horse there had a
bit"
The Yale expositor. (Yale, St. Clair County, Mich.) 1894-current, 1914-05-21
Steel Gets Tired"

Washington.-Navy engineers think
they have discovered why SO many
propeller shafts break-the steel
gets tired" from turning round so
much.
The Yale expositor. (Yale, St. Clair County, Mich.) 1894-current, 1914-05-21

Smith-My wife is wearing the new
trouser skirt. Is yours?
Jones (saGly doesn't need to.
She's been wearing the old kind ever
since we were married.
The Yale expositor. (Yale, St. Clair County, Mich.) 1894-current, 1914-05-21
Easily Satisfied.

Il want a man with red blood in his
veins
How would a scarlet-fever patient
do?"
The Yale expositor. (Yale, St. Clair County, Mich.) 1894-current, 1914-05-21

Makes the laundress happy-that's Red
Cross Ball Blue Makes beautiful, clear
white clothes All good grocers. Adv.
The Yale expositor. (Yale, St. Clair County, Mich.) 1894-current, 1914-05-21

Don't be misled. Ask for Red Cross
Ball Blue. Makes beautiful white clothes.
At all good grocers. Adv.
The Yale expositor. (Yale, St. Clair County, Mich.) 1894-current, 1914-05-21

Anybody can dye successfully with
Putnam Fadeless Dyes. Adv.
The Yale expositor. (Yale, St. Clair County, Mich.) 1894-current, 1914-05-21

One swallow will eat at least 5000
flies a day.
The Yale expositor. (Yale, St. Clair County, Mich.) 1894-current, 1914-05-21
Contrary Times.

"tIow did the funeral of your cousin
go off, Bridget"
"Oh. ma'am, that wake was a
drame!"
The Yale expositor. (Yale, St. Clair County, Mich.) 1894-current, 1914-05-21
In Evidence.

Church, see some Of the cats in
Liberia, Africa, are of a bright-red tint,
and they are very conspicuous in the
moonlight.
Well, for being conspicuous in the
moonlight they've got nothing on our
cats over here.
The Yale expositor. (Yale, St. Clair County, Mich.) 1894-current, 1914-05-21
AS3sKSy5yaIgIV3 so 5st'EE YES
Depends on Colors.

Constipation causes many serious dis
eases. 1t is thoroughly cured by Doctor
Pierces Pleasant Pellets. One laxative,
three for cathartic. Adv.
The Yale expositor. (Yale, St. Clair County, Mich.) 1894-current, 1914-05-21
lydia E. Pinkham's Vegetable Compound

The many testimonial letters that we are continually pub
fishing in the newspapers-hundreds of hem-are all genu-
ine true and unsolicited expressions of heartfelt gratitude
for the freedom from suffering that has to these
women solely through the of Lydia E. Pinkl1afns
Vegetable Compound.
Money could not buy any kind of influence obtain
such recommendations you may depend upon that any
testimonial publish is honest and truef you have any
doubt of this write to the women whose true names and
addresses are always given, and learn for yourself.
The Yale expositor. (Yale, St. Clair County, Mich.) 1894-current, 1914-05-21
Read this one from Mrs. Waters:

CAMDEN MI sick for two With spells and
kidneys affected had doctor all the time and used
gavanic battery but nothing did good Twas not able go
a couch
became almost skeleton Finally doctor went for his
health and husband heard of Lydia Finkham Vegetable
months relief and
like a and at usual weight recommend
medicine and does husband Mrs lille
WATERs, 1885 Knight St, Camden, NJ.
The Yale expositor. (Yale, St. Clair County, Mich.) 1894-current, 1914-05-21
And this,one from Mrs. HaddOck:

UTICA OKI weak and not able to do work
aon of the heart trouble with bowels and Inflammation Since
taking the Lydia Pnkham Vegetable Compound better
than have been for twenty think it wonderful med
cine and have recommended to ohersM MARY ANN HAD
DOCK, Utica Oklahoma
woman continue to suffer without first giving Lydia E.
Pinkhams Vegetable Compound trala You know that
it has saved many othes-why should fail in your case
For 80 years Lydia f. Pinshams Vegetable @E5$@SSSS
Compound been the standard remedy NV
male ills sick with wOman's ailments M 49,
herself If this N W
medicine made from roots herbs it II Yy
has restored suffering tOh ealth II ~ = n
EaMH~Write LYDIA E.PINKHAM MEDCINECO C\ ~
(C0NFIDENTAL LYNN, MASS, for advice MN
answered CUHNe INyNNS
by q held in strict confidence
The Yale expositor. (Yale, St. Clair County, Mich.) 1894-current, 1914-05-21
Exact Copy of Wrapper.
No Need.

.sts,ys X E;
Lincoln County times. (Jerome, Idaho) 1911-1919, 1914-07-23
WOULD BRING PEACE
TO WHOLE WORLD
PRESIDENT NOTIFIES FOREIGN
IA'IoNS COMMITTEE OF DE-
SIRE TO PRESS TREATIES.
proposes That Investigation Shall be
nesorted to In All Cases Where the
ordinary Resources Of Diplomacy
Fall in Its Purpose.

washington. - President Wilson
through Secretary Bryan, has notified
the senate foreign relations commit,
Tee he wishes to press for ratification
before adjournment OF this session n,
congress, the new peace treaties sign
ed with twenty foreign powers.
Inc presidents plan was communi
Gated In a statement to members OF
the committee by Secretary BRYAN. or
SATURDAY. Copies will be sent tc
every senator when the treaties are
submitted for ratification.
In his statement Secretary BRYAN
set forth the following analysis of the
general purposes of the treaties:
That investigation shall be resort
ed TO In all cases where the ordinary
resources OF diplomacy fail
That the contracting parties re
serve the right to act independently
on the matter after the submission OF
the report
That there shall be no appeal &c
force until after the investigation il
completed
THE commission Is to be composed
| OF five members, one chosen from
each country from among its citizens
one chosen by each country from an
other country and the fifth TO be chos
en- by agreement OF the two countries
from some third country. In a few
cases provision Is made for the ap
pointment OF the fifth member by tn
four members or by some neutra
power or tribunal in case the tw
countries cannot agree"
Treaties have already been signe
with Salvador. Guatemala. Panams
Honduras. Nicaragua, The Neither
lands. Bolivia. Portugal. Persia, Der
mark. Switzerland. Costa Rica, DomiI
lean republic. Venezuela. Norway an
Peru. A treaty with Uruguay Will
| signed next week
Lincoln County times. (Jerome, Idaho) 1911-1919, 1914-07-23
FEAR zAPATA MAY
MAKE TROUBLE
OTHERWISE GOVERNMENT Is CON.
FlDENT MEXICAN PROBLEM
WILL SOON BE SOLVED.
Believed That ConstitutlonaIIsts and
carbajaI Government Soon Will
Reach an Agreement for Estab-
lshment of New Administration.

charlottesville government OF.
hcials feel that the Mexican problem
is rapidly shaping itself for solution.
and that the constitutionalists and
the Carbajal government soon will
reach an agreement for the establish
ment of a new administration, much
apprehension is manifest over the pos
sible operations of the Zapata forces.
Dispatches from Mexico City and
Vera Cruz, which declared that the
followers of Zapata were dangerous
ly near the capital, are confirmed by
advices to the state department. Of
ficials here for some time have been
cogniZant of the strength of the Ia
pata troops, but the American govern
ment has been able to exert its infiu
ence with Zapata to prevent an attack
on Mexico City.
Emissaries from General Carranza
are now in communication with Zapa
ia and it is hoped through these par
| leys to bring the military operations
of the revolution under one head. Con
stitutionalist forces are being hurried
southwards to help maintain order a
the capital. The efforts of the Ameri
can government are directed TOWARD
influencing a quick settlement be
tween Carranza and Carbajal, SO tina
stable government may be set "
without loss of time.
The constitutionalist agency her
has delivered to the mediators a not
rejecting the invitation for represer
tatives of General Carranza and Ger
eral Huerta to meet in peace confer
ences. 1t was written by Carranz
before. Huerta resigned. but deliver
was delayed
Lincoln County times. (Jerome, Idaho) 1911-1919, 1914-07-23
FACE COVERED WITH
PIMPLES-RESIN0L CURED

Atlanta, Ca, April 24.-"My face
was covered with pimples which de-
fed creams, soaps and cosmetics.
They were a source of constant hu-
initiation to me. By the time I had
finished a cake Of resinol soap and
half Jar Of resinol ointment, my skin
was soft as velvet, and as smooth.
My friends were stunned, and every
one asked me what 1 had done. When
1 told them, think they hardly be-
lieved it, for the transformation was
simply wonderful. Since then l have
been using resinol soap and shall new
er be without 1t again, for / have
learned the delights of a clear, soft
beautiful complexion that may be at
tanned by its constant use." (Signed)
Miss E. P. Gaddis. 284 South Pryor st
Resinol ointment and resinol soar
stop itching instantly and speedily
heal eczema. and other skin humors
dandruff, sunburn, sores, burns ant
piles. Sold by every druggist.-Adv
Lincoln County times. (Jerome, Idaho) 1911-1919, 1914-07-23
TANGO AS CAUSE OF CRIME
Brooklyn Judge BIames Theft by Two
Youths to Nights Given to
Modern Dance.

In suspending sentence in the cases
of two youths who had pleaded guilty
to attempted grand larceny, County
Judge Fawcett in Brooklyn listed
white lights and tango nights" in
the catalogue of incentives to crime.
you can't expect to dance all
night" he said, "and lie abed half the
day, yet always have money for your
carousals, unless you steal it. And
let me tell you our jails and peniten-
tiaries are full of people with just
such ideas. II your family had given
you good beatings instead of money
to spend, 1t would have been better
for you"
The boys, John Colver, twenty years
old. of 487 Hancock street, and Carl
ton Chapman, sixteen, of 1852 Jefferson
avenue, had been indicted for stealing
money and jewelry from Adelaide Wis
ton, keeper of a furnished room
house, where they lived for a time
They belonged to respectable families
of moderate means. Both promised
the Judge to go home and begir
again, Chapman to return to school
and Colver to work. Both wore tan
go pumps and silk shirts when ar
raigned.-New York Sun.
Lincoln County times. (Jerome, Idaho) 1911-1919, 1914-07-23
DESPERATE HIND00S WIN
BATTLE WITH POLICEMEN
immigration Officers and Policemen
Attempt to Rid Harbor Of Unin-
vited Guests.

Vancouver. b. C.-Scores among a
party OF IFS policemen and constables
were injured, several seriously. early
Sunday in battle with several hun
dred Infatuated Hindoos on board the
Japanese steamer Komagata Maru in
the harbor here.
Showers OF coal and other missiles
rained from the ship on the official
force which attempted TO board the
steamer from tug. In the face OF
the fire the attacking party retreated
and the attempt to board the steamer
was temporarily abandoned.
The battle grew out OF an attempt
to rid the harbor OF the Japanese
steamer on which $50 Hindoos came to
this port three months ago only TO
have the Canadian immigration Off
cials refuse them admission to the
country. Their claim of right to land
as British subjects was overruled by
the courts and the steamer was order
ed to sail with them on board. The
Hindoos had been rebellious and sew
eral time attempted to land, but were
prevented
Lincoln County times. (Jerome, Idaho) 1911-1919, 1914-07-23
INDIAN SHOOTS AGENT.
Resented Enforcement of Rules anc
Fires Home of Superintendent.

Reno, Nev.-Resenting medical rules
enforced on the Walker River Indian
Reservation, Jim Bennett, full blood
Piute, on Sunday fired the home of
Superintendent H. V. Hailman al
Schruz and when Hailman emerged
shot him with a rifle. The Indian es-
capped.
IL is said Bennett resented an order
placing his granddaughter on a diet
following an attack of ptomaine pois
oning. Bennett desired the attendance
of the tribal medicine man." but was
overruled by Hailman, who is also res
ervation doctor. Bennett secured a
gallon of oil, rifle and a horse and
rode to the superintendent house,
sprinkling the oil at the rear of the
house and firing it. When Mailman
appeared the Indian shot him.
Lincoln County times. (Jerome, Idaho) 1911-1919, 1914-07-23
HOW TO SAVE
YOUR EYES
Try This Free Prescription.

DO your eyes give you trouble? Do you
already wear eyeglasses or spectacles?
thousands OF people wear these win
uows' who might easily dispense with
thein. You may be one Of these and IL is
your DUTY TO save your eyes before 1t is
LOO iate. The eyes are neglected more
tlan any other organ Of the entire body.
AFTER you finish your days work you sit
eo"n ana rest your muscles, but how
about your eyesr Do you rest them?
you know you do not You read or do
something else that keeps your eyes
pussy you work your eyes until you go to
peu. Ihat is why 80 many have strained
eyes ana nnally other eye troubles that
threaten partial or total blindness Eye
glasses are merely crutches; they never
cure. This free prescription. which has
Dehented the eyes Of 80 many. may work
equal wonders for you. Use II a short
time. Would you like your eye troubles
10 disappear as II by magic? Try this
prescription. Go to the nearest wideawake
drug store and get bottle of DIPLOMA
tablets; NIL two ounce bottle with warm
water drop In one tablet and allow it to
thoroughly dissolve. With this luuid
battle the eyes two to four times daily.
Just note how quickly your eyes clear up
ana how soon the Inflammation will dis
appear. Don't be afraid to use it, II Is
absolutely harmless. Many who are now
| plind might have saved their eyes had
lney started to care for them in time
Ihis Is a simple treatment, but marvel
ously effective in multitudes of cases
Now that you have been warned dom
delay day. but do what you can tc
save your eyes and you are likely &c
| thank us as long you live for publish.
| ing this prescription Adv.
Lincoln County times. (Jerome, Idaho) 1911-1919, 1914-07-23

Some one advised me to take Lydia E.
Pinkham's Vegetable Compound l had
taken so much medicine and my doctor
said he could do me no good so l told my
husband he might get me bottle and 1
would try it By the time had taken
it felt better. l continued its use, and
now l am we'll and strong.
al have always recommended your
medicine ever since was SO wonder
fully benefited by it and I hope this
letter will be the means of saving some
other poor woman from suffering. -
Mrs. MARTHA SEAvEY, Box 1144,
Unionville, Missouri.
The makers of Lydia E. Pinkham's
Vegetable Compound have thousands Of
such letters as that above - they tell
the truth, else they could not have been
obtained for love or money. This med
icine is no stranger - it has stood the
test for years.
II there are any complications y0u
do not understand write to Lydia E.
Pinkham Medicine Co. (c0nfldentiaD
Lynn, Mass. Your letter will be opened,
read and answered by a woman and
held In strict confidence.
Lincoln County times. (Jerome, Idaho) 1911-1919, 1914-07-23
GOOD CHANGE.
Coffee to Postum.

The large army OF persons who
have found relief from many chronic
ailments by changing from coffee TO
Postum as a daily beverage. Is grow
ing each day.
It is only simple question of try
ing 1t for oneself In order to know
the 10Y of returning health as realized
by an Ills. young lady. She writes;
"I had been a coffee drinker nearly
all my life and 1t affected my stomach
caused insomnia and / was seldom
without headache. had heard
about Postum and how beneficial 1t
was 40 concluded to quit coffee and
try it.
81 was delighted with the change
I can now sleep well and seldom ever
have headache. My stomach has got
ten strong and / can eat without sur
fering afterwards. / think my whole
system greatly benefited by Postum
my brother also suffered from
stomach trouble while he drank cor
fee. but now, since using Postum, he
feels so much better he would not 90
hack to coffee for anything.
Name given by Postum Co., Batte
| Creek, Mich. Read The ROAD u
| MELVILLE" m pkgs.
Postum comes in two forms: =,
| REGULAR Postum-must be wei
boiIed-15c and Zoo packages.
Instant Postum-is a soluble pow
der. A teaspoonful dissolves quick,
IN a cup Of hot water and, with
cream and sugar. makes deiciouf
beverage instantIy-3Oc and ooc uns
The cost per cup OF both kinds IL
about the same.
"There's a Reason" for Postum.
sold by Grocera
Lincoln County times. (Jerome, Idaho) 1911-1919, 1914-07-23
WORLDS GRAIN CROP.
Estimate of Crops in England, Italy
Hungary and Prussia.

Observation-Disclosures of grain
crops of European countries, cabled
by the International Institute of Agri-
cultural at Rome, Italy. to the depart
ment of agriculture here. show:
England, including Wales-Wheat,
6,44S,O0O bushels, or 6.2 per cent
more than last year; barley, 51,0S9, 900
bushels, or per cent less; oats, So
1927 900 bushels, or Is per cent less.
Italy-Wheat, l72 ,697, 900 bushels, or
1875 per cent less.
Hungary. excluding Crotia and Sla'
vonia-Barley, 69.557 900 bushels, OF
1873 per cent less; oats, s9,544,o0o
bushels. or 1913 per cent less.
Prussia-Rye, SCI, $4,000 bushels
or g per cent less.
Lincoln County times. (Jerome, Idaho) 1911-1919, 1914-07-23
Teamster Makes Rich Strike.

San Bernarddino, Cal.-W. L. Noble,
desert teamster. took a shot at
rattlesnake in Calico canyon, New,
few days ago The bullet broke on
piece of rock that resulted in Noble S
discovery of gold and silver strike
that has started a rush to the scene.
Mobiles strike runs $3.50 gold and sOo
ounces of silver to the ton. Noble
has freighted through the region many
years. passing within few feet OF
the ledge that now Will make MIN rich'
Lincoln County times. (Jerome, Idaho) 1911-1919, 1914-07-23
Dance Tango to Sacred Music.

Atlantic City, N. J.-Half a dozen
new tango and hesitation dance steps
were invented on the beach here Sun
day by bathers to be danced to the
solemn strains of sacred music. In
an effort to break up the beach dane
ing, especially on Sunday, the city
authorities sent our orders Saturday
hight that at Sundays band concerts
nothing but sacred music was to be
PLAYED
Lincoln County times. (Jerome, Idaho) 1911-1919, 1914-07-23
BORDAS LOSING GROUND.
Capital of San Domingo at Mercy
of Insurgents.

Washington.-Whil President Bor-
das of the Dominican republic with his
scanty army is besieging the northern
rebels at Puerto Plata, his hold upon
the capital, San Domingo City, in the
south, is weakening, and, according
10 advices to the state department, the
southern insurgents are already in
position to dictate terms which may
mean the abdication or flight of Bor'
las.
Lincoln County times. (Jerome, Idaho) 1911-1919, 1914-07-23
Died With Fortuna Mar

That Benjamin Vance, prospector,
whose body was found in a gully at
the base of a 500-foot cliff near Palo
Rito pass recently, was killed after
locating a rich mineral vein is the
belief Of S. ]. Vance OF Tekemah
Neb., his brother. In the prospectore
cabin were a number of high-grade
ore samples. cached in a secret pas
sageway.-Crestone (Coio) Dispatch
to Denver Post.
Lincoln County times. (Jerome, Idaho) 1911-1919, 1914-07-23
THOUGHT SHE
COULD NOT LIVE
Restored to Health by Lydia
E. Pinkham's Vegetable
Compound.
Unionville, MOI suffered from
female trouble and l got so weak that

could hardly w k
across the floor with
out h oldin G on to
something. l had
nervous spells and
my fingers W ould
cramp and my face
would draw, and I
could not speak, nor
sleep to do any good.
had no appetite, and
everyone thought 1
would not live.
Lincoln County times. (Jerome, Idaho) 1911-1919, 1914-07-23
Holding Harvest Hands.

Aberdeen, S. D.-Armed guards Sun
day stopped train carrying six hun
dred harvest hands from the fields two
miles outside the city and forced the
workers to return on loot as re-
suit of the disturbances caused by In
iustrial Workers of the World Sat
urday night, in which twenty-five were
arrested.
Lincoln County times. (Jerome, Idaho) 1911-1919, 1914-07-23
London Has AmbuIances.

London, which has never yet had
an ambulance. has at last ordered
six of them. and expects them to do
all the work for the entire city. In
case OF past accidents the policemen
have had to commander the nearest
wagon. depending on the generosity
OF the driver. as they were not able
TO offer him anything.
Lincoln County times. (Jerome, Idaho) 1911-1919, 1914-07-23
Why Shouldn't He Worry?

Tucker-"Why do l look SO trou-
bled? Well. last night l dreamed
died and was buried, Parker, and
saw the tombstone at the head of my
grave" Parker-"Saw your tomb
stone, Ell? And what of it?" why,
I'm trying to live up to the epitaph.
Lincoln County times. (Jerome, Idaho) 1911-1919, 1914-07-23
President viii Remain in Capital.

Washington.-It was learned Sun
dav that President and Mrs. Wilson
have settled down for long summer
siege in the White House and that
negotiations are on foot to secure
summer cottage at some nearby re-
sort for weekend trips.
Lincoln County times. (Jerome, Idaho) 1911-1919, 1914-07-23
Brlnq Tibet 70 Alaska.

1t has been proposed by United
States official to Alaska to cross the
yak OF Tibet with Galloway cows for
the purpose OF obtaining type Of cat
tie suitable to the rigorous life in the
Arctic country.
Lincoln County times. (Jerome, Idaho) 1911-1919, 1914-07-23
An Unreasonable Joke.

little Ada came in to her mother
I'm her play and asked: Have
''oSeoerries any legs. mother?"
=. WY no, dear" replied the moth.
Vi course not. Why do you ask?
qua looked solemn as she raised
MT, 'aoe 10 her mothers. why, then
c.,e ue,, she replied, i've been eatin
'erplllars!'-Harper's Magazine.
Lincoln County times. (Jerome, Idaho) 1911-1919, 1914-07-23

Are you a socialist" 81 am
What do you understand by social
ISM" Il haven't got as far along as
the understanding part. l picked so
cialism because l don't like any of the
regular brands of politics"
Lincoln County times. (Jerome, Idaho) 1911-1919, 1914-07-23
Attacks Wife With Flatiron.

st. Paul.-N. ]. Ruplinger. % years
old. attacked his wife with fiatiron,
seriously injuring her, and then COM
mitted suicide by drinking poison.
Jealousy was the cause of the tragedy,
IL is charged.
Lincoln County times. (Jerome, Idaho) 1911-1919, 1914-07-23

Miss Bliss-Why, George, you
spelled kiss with only one in your
last letter.
Mr.. Bliss-Really, did l, dear?
Yes, you did, and 1 always thought
that was one thing you never would
want to make shorter"
Lincoln County times. (Jerome, Idaho) 1911-1919, 1914-07-23
Putting OF.

Pop"
Yes. my boy"
What does 1t mean to procrasti-
nate"
ITO put of. my SON"
We'll, | Just saw mama upstairs
and she was procrastinating her
hair,"
Lincoln County times. (Jerome, Idaho) 1911-1919, 1914-07-23
Restitution.

.u 1o~ did they happen to meet?"
d. ne ran over that poodle of which
'ue was SO fond
Did he replace it?"
"s''-they are engaged now"
Lincoln County times. (Jerome, Idaho) 1911-1919, 1914-07-23
Watch Goes Down.

seabright-The power yacht Blue
Bird. owned by Il. Palmer Gavit, SON
in-law of the late Anthony N. Brady
was destroyed by an explosion OF gas
oline in its hold off the Packard real
estate exchange.
Lincoln County times. (Jerome, Idaho) 1911-1919, 1914-07-23

Dressmaker-If ! were you. madam,
! would have the skirt slashed up the
front. and 1t would look well to have
the sleeves slashed up the side, and
the bodice slashed for insert on the
front
Tourist-Hold on, pleasei DO you
take me for a fighting suffragette?
Lincoln County times. (Jerome, Idaho) 1911-1919, 1914-07-23
pr..ld.nt Wilson Receivers.

Washington. President Wilson
completely recovered Sunday from his
recent attack OF Indigestion. He
plans to see several business men,
70 discuss buiness condition and an
thrust legislation.
Lincoln County times. (Jerome, Idaho) 1911-1919, 1914-07-23
Where II Counts.

Aunt Dinah. are you going to have
obey eliminated from the ceremony?
NO, chile; but I sho is gwinter hab
it Eliminated from de matrimony."-
Puck
Lincoln County times. (Jerome, Idaho) 1911-1919, 1914-07-23
Matter o. Money.

80 my daughter referred you to
me. Ell? Well. hardly understand It.
She never consults me except in
financial way
"Well-ah-that just il, sir