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Democratic messenger. [volume] (Snow Hill, Md.) 1869-1973, 1914-07-25
Mrs. Henry ]. CIayVilIe Dead.

Mrs Drusilia rllghman Clayyllc the
beloved wife Of Mr. Henry Claysiile.
died al her homc lu SNOW Hin early
saturday morning MIR Claysile had
been I'll only short time having been
under physician care only two DAYS
About three . clock Saturday morning
her condition became 80 alarming that
Mr Clayyillc summoned Il physician.
but she was then beyond all earthly
assistance and she PASSED peacefully
into the Great Beyond about half past
four clock Her death was tue to
hear, failure aud her friends were
greatly -hockci the next day % learn
tina, she had passed away IN the early
hours OF the morning Mrs. ClayylIe ;
death was thu third in her immediate
family within year she having lost
her brother. james K Tilghman. and a
sister. Miss Emma Tighman within
the last few months
Mrs CIaysillc was born q Somerset
County in l,i7. and was sixty seven
years old She was member of What
coat NJ f. Church and "a regular at
tendant AT the services She wa a
good Christian woman. and her life
and example Mere an inspiration d all
VINO knew her.
She is survived by her husband Mr.
Henry J Ciaysille and by one brother.
Democratic messenger. [volume] (Snow Hill, Md.) 1869-1973, 1914-07-25
History Repeats Itself.

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hyt hrEIlt 'aih' I" '"M 'l,i "h'' 7' near
~" d''A ioIst Iia' W"lHea away
Wilh""' S'eh .. l'"i ''lN Nor.'' ana i't !
Ai'H stranded y, lly pdl NE 'noaEh' y
was inc uhes' l"h' 'hdl ne mao ever
heard "r READ ana ,'r"'thJWa> ne be
gan 'o POKE ny I'm q. 'oyS tow
porn ana 't''I l'"I' ne '"'a WIN
in"'R concern ana manner smooth 'aa
htand. 'that 'ayl "l h'Nef neN'i
learn - h''ch MORSE ~ h' VII ,laila
Democratic messenger. [volume] (Snow Hill, Md.) 1869-1973, 1914-07-25
Newark

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las, ~ - Ni.. VolIi.. Railsy
Mrs Mane Penne"e'. VINO has been
i.'c, X; ,,..
Mis- lGekefson 81 Laurel. Del. j.
visiting Mis- Frances collins
NJ. D,.s.s,.. entertained her SUNDAY
S.b,.. Ems. nr .br lawn of Mr.. Frank
D.,,. rorslas aft.rroon
Mrs 1lntN ana MIS- Bessie hurbage
Democratic messenger. [volume] (Snow Hill, Md.) 1869-1973, 1914-07-25
Trinity Supper and Festival.

Trinity VI l. Church will hold itS
annual supper and festival 10 the school
grove ou THURSDAY July Both
There will be baseball game Il,
three O'Clock supper al $50. and music
and fireworks nj night
The ladies will serve supper on the
lunch plan. and will give fifty cent
supper for a quarter,
Automobile parties are invited to stop
for Refreshments Everybody welcome
II weather is stormy. the supper and
festival viii be held Friday
Democratic messenger. [volume] (Snow Hill, Md.) 1869-1973, 1914-07-25
Local Readers Zoe. a Line

For Sale Nice Go.Cart Lock Box
292
For Sale Second hand mower. and
wagons IN good condition y II Brad.
ford. SNOW Hill.
In compromising prescriptions We
use the best quality Of drugs DR.. Paul
Jones Drug Store
For Sale 1870 bushels Of rye. at -
cents per bushcl Apply to Il II Bounds.
Newark, Md Route
Fish scalcrs. sink cleaners. baking
pans, pie plates and Jelly tins, 10 cents
each Pcrduc : >. 10 and - Cent Store
Automobile For Hire The best of
service at reasonable prices. Careful
and competent chauffeur G. Parker
Smith
Give your horses and fowl DR. Hess
Stock Tonic and watch their improve
ment Free samples AT Or Paul Jones
Drug store.
For Sale Gray Whippor- will COW
peas. at - - per bushrl hand picked
and hand thrcshrd T :. Dukes & Bro.
Girdletrec. Md
For Sale p bushels of good IIoo--
Ter seed POTATOES, al 80 cents per
bushc lamc- 4 Truitt Snow Ilill
Nd Route
Try Trmu'- Potato Growcr. a
special mixture ior late potaioc- Anal
y-i-. o. Worcester Fertilizer
Cpuaan, SNOW Hin. Nd
For sale otrcr for sale Wy house
AMI lot III Stockton. Md Where | uow
reside Possession given after October
lat 1915 K g. Hancock C3u.
Fish Bone Potash Tor bate potatoes
j. hJghls recommended. rhi, l,a stand
ard 81 90 grade. and i, sure to bring
results Worcester Fertilizer Company.
Snow Hill, Md.
For Sale 700 bushels of Scarlet
Clover seed. and - bushels 81 White
Blooming Guaranteed To bc best qual-
ity other grades also furnished. c.
). fimmon-, Snow Hill.
Now is the time to destroy the flies
before they spread disease in your home.
Bug your disenfectant, and obtain prop
or instruction for Use of same At Dr.
Paul Jones Drug store
Hancock Special. a MIXTURE show
ing an analysis Of Z, T. and Guilt
Edge. with an analysis Of I. :, :. are
both excellent mixtures for late pota-
toes Worcester Fertilizer Company.
The Elite Laundry should hcpatrou.
ized, IL il Is responsible for the reduc-
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Berlin

Miss Elya Burbage left Tuesday for
Baltimore, where she entered a hospital
for treatment She was accompanied
hy her sister. Miss Rida
Miss May Holland, who has been visit
ing her sister, Mrs Elmer Dennis, 10
Salisbury for several weeks. has returned
home accompanied by her niece.
Miss Nellie Tingle left Thursday Tor
Highland. y Y 20 visit her brother.
Clarence.
Mr. and Mrs G Wade Birmingham
are the happs parent. q a baby hey
Mrs. otto Lang. u Philadelphia l.
visiting her mother Mr.. Annie Como
way. on South Man Street
Mrs. Handy Cooper. Of Whaleyville
has been the guest this week Of her
daughter MR. Frank Bartlett.
We are -orry to report the illness Of
little Douglass Boston with typhoid
fever He Is under the care Of Miss +.
A Manlove. a trained nurse
Mrs Frank Bowen made a visit 70
salisbury this week
Mr. Harry Hongentogler and son.
Of Philadelphia who have been visiting
Mrs. Alexander Baird and other relatives
here. returned to her home today
Mr. and Mrs Edwin Ryan OF Mill.
g.
Democratic messenger. [volume] (Snow Hill, Md.) 1869-1973, 1914-07-25

Of Virginia. 10 attend the Holiness
Camp at that place He will be gone
about a week or ten days and expects
to get much enjoyment out Of hi- yisi,
Mrs Isaac Shocklcy. of near New
ark. spent Saturday and sunday with
her daughter. Mrs james Smack. d
near Berlin Mr.. and Mrs Smack are
the proud parents Of baby boy. whose
birth took place on "Wednesday Of last
week.
Mise. Rachel Collision. of sharp
town. Esther Wolfe. of Reistcrtown. and
Lucille Sattcriicd, of Dover. came Fri
day night on visit to Miss Emily Dry
den The young ladies are classmates
Of Miss Dryden 1t Western Maryland
College
Mr. Henry Clayvllc accompan
led his daughter Mrs George G. John
son, to her home in Goldsborough Mon
day afternoon He will spend two
weeks with MIR and Mrs Johnson at
Goldsoorough and with his son Mr.
Charles Clayyille at Trappe, Talbot
County
Mr. and Mrs. Everett D. Truitt. ac.
compancd by Mr. and Mrs. y Frank
Fooks. motorcd TO Ocean City Saturday
ana spent the week INA at our popular
ocean resort he gentlemen returned
nome the hrS' OF the week leaving 'h'
iai's To eN'ehH ul'f pheasant N'7'' d
lew days longer.
Mr. and Mr- George II. shepherd
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wilI .niov IN. full barycs, If wear. ago
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Mr. and Mr.. Charlie. Johnson
visited her father Mr. z,dot Dury in
SaIishury Surd,v Tb.y returned bo,n,
Nopday r.nortire Mr. Dury greatly
,,nnrny.d Snhs.n,o,, d,u, r.,or, .
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Democratic messenger. [volume] (Snow Hill, Md.) 1869-1973, 1914-07-25

see icf ldtncr. JpHN ~. lidulA. Esd.
who was taken seriously i'll last week.
Ills condition being slightly improved,
Mr., Moore left SUNDAY afternoon, tax
iug her father with her to Washington.
whore i Is hoped that careful nursing
and attention win completely restore
him
Blrbagc. Powell 4 Company. Of
Berlin. are usiug half page in The
Messenger this week 10 exploit their
great scni-annua clearance sale The
sale begins to-day. Saturday July 18th.
and will continue until August 9Th.
They have made great reductions On
every line Of goods ami thc bargains
offered are too good for you To miss.
See their advertisement on page :
Messrs stephen g. Mason and Wal
ter W Price returned home this week,
reporting delightful trip through
Dixie their itinerary taking them from
Norfolk to points in North Carolina
and home via Richmond. Washington
and Baltimore After returning home
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night for short visit to relatives in
Somerset County
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Democratic messenger. [volume] (Snow Hill, Md.) 1869-1973, 1914-07-25

She was accompanied by her little son,
Herman
Mr. and Mrs Eugene Riggin re
turned home Tuesday from week =
visit to her sister. Mr.. William + King.
in Cape Charles
Misses llildrcth. MoIlic and Phoebe
Englcman. Of Baltimore. are visiting
their aunt and uncle Mr. and Mrs
William Goodman
Miss Virginia Spence, the daughter
Of Prof and Mrs. Thomas Humphreys
spence. Of College Park. is visiting
Miss Bessie PurncI.
Mr. VIM S. Hill and daughter.
Thclma. of Baltimore. are spending
their vacation at the home Of Mr.. and
Mrs. Sewell T Riley.
Mr.. John r. Rippcrc. vicc-presi-
dent Of st. John : College. was in Snow
Hill the first part Of the week in the
interest of the college.
Mrs. Mary l. Rownds went toOccan
City Tuesday for a three weeks visit.
''.'e y =. P''" a. ~ 80 - ~ Wv
S'''''
Mr.. and Mrs. George T.. Price and
two children have returned 10 Fruit
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Mr.. George W Robinson brought
S ,,.n q" a. "I''' y - az "''( ~ ''I''"
: = '''"'' ~ ~ W.
MIR +. T. MADDOX. Of near Nassa-
wango. returned home Monday from q
Nv sun -
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Mis- Jcs,jca IIpdg,on left Monda,
morning for hey nome u Winchester
Virginia % the regret o. her MANY
= !, ''''' IVY IVY ~ - ~ y - w.
'''''
Mis- Dora West. Of Iron-hrc. spent
saturday ana SUNDAY AS inc guest 'i
Miss Theresa West al inc nome oi het
parents Mr ana MrS James ~ !.
west
Mr. harie7 l.. p'eherSoh mas par.
chased a f"rd automoolle' and after the
hrst oil August ne VIII be open to en-
gagemen'' To carry passengers I" any
part OF the peninsula
Nh and Mrs John ". White. and
theT guest Mrs. = Somrrs. and
Mrs. "illic a. SrihF enjoyed a delight
iul automobile trip N Mr. g Parker
smith new car last Monday
The SUNDAY school of Wha,coat NJ
f Church picnick.d Al Publ, Landing
Wednesday afternoon and scholars and
teachers enjoyed 2 most dciightiui out
my AZ our popular seaside resort
=, ., 4, =,
Democratic messenger. [volume] (Snow Hill, Md.) 1869-1973, 1914-07-25

E&Obituary Notices. In Mcmoriams
and Resolutions Of Respect are charged
for at cents a line Obituary poetry
will not TO- published in this paper
Atlanta Georgian. [volume] (Atlanta, Ga.) 1912-1939, 1914-04-11
The Captain $ Speech.

Having got the ship safely out Of
harbor. the captain took his seat at
the head Of The dinner table and looked
round at the passengers gathered there
The soup was handed round
well, ladies and gentlemen. we
shall have many more meals together
before the voyage Is finished. and 1
only hope that as the time passes. the
forty people gathered here now viii be-
come good friends!
at Is a most interesting trip. and I
am sure that each one Of the thirty
five passengers I see before me will en-
Joy IL thoroughly We shall not sight
land for three days, but 10y that time
all the twenty-nine Of YOU VIII Know
each other a great deal better than you
do in fact. I have not the slight
est doubt thai by that time this little
gathering of eighteen Will be more like
one family than a collection u fourteen
strangers
And wheu the voyage Is ended ana
each one Of our littie fam OF ten
goes his or her own way J expect that
move than one OF the eight people be-
fore me now win have made lasting
friendships
ladies and gentlemen. we are sew
en- Let rs make the best Of things
ana try 20 make the time pass pleas
antly for the four Of US.
Madam. I shah do my best you may
be sure Steward. take all these plates
away and bring me some 'beef Any
one would think it was rough.
Atlanta Georgian. [volume] (Atlanta, Ga.) 1912-1939, 1914-04-11
straight from the Shoulder

All was hustle in the little country
market town. On the following day
the annual agricultural show was to
take place and many were the dis
cussions it occaSioned.
On one point the villagers we're all
agreed-thst Il was not right for the
local doctor and solicitor TO enter
their donkeys in the donkey show.
III hain't fair" timidly suggested
member Of the local committee so
the seleo, gathering IN the narlor Of
She o3 Roar's Head. NO wonder
Doctors ana LAWYERS donkeys aIWaN s
take the rrige. They don't work III q
ours ami. ~ course. they LOOKS IN
better cono!.ion AZ me show
A murmur OF assent greeted int
suggestion. Muc1 whispering and
eye wiukiug followed. and mex;
morning the stand where the donkevs
we're judged bore tle following ters5
announcement;
An legs and medical doukeys ex-
cluded,"
Atlanta Georgian. [volume] (Atlanta, Ga.) 1912-1939, 1914-04-11
Snap Shots
BY LILLIAN LAUFERTY.

by LILLIAN LAOT = n 7.
OPEN SESAME.
Society's pet you perchance think
YOU wish TO be
SO freely give you this true open
Sesame
UNTANGLTNG THE MATRIMO-
NAL QUESTION.
FOREVER is loves promlssory
note, subject to discount
A COURTSHIP is a. rose hung,
moonlight Lighted, violet scented path
leading to a dry dust estate.
MARRIAGE is the far from novel
ending 10 the novel of love. But
10 one has thought UP better end =
iug-yet!
A BRIDE is a person who wears a
mysterious looking tulle veil so that
her triumphant expression OF accom-
piishment Will appear like trembling
modesty
A BRIDEGROOM Is man who
spends half Of his money on a wed :
ding suit that no one notices and
the other half on a wedding trip that
TO one wants to take,
A HONEYMOON is q little costing
Of sweet butter on the unevenly bak-
ed bread OF matrimony
ROMANCE is the once Upon A
Time OF most married people. IL is
also the just Around the Corner OF
most uumarrieds.
A BABY is what turns the poorest
sort Of duet into strong Triple AL
lance
CASUS BEILI--In other words
why women write cynically Of matri-
moEV.
Atlanta Georgian. [volume] (Atlanta, Ga.) 1912-1939, 1914-04-11
She Knew

Il was Young Mrs Robinson's frst
dinner party, and she was suffering
an tine usual terrors Of the ,ineSpe-
ricnccd hostess.
However ,he cook rose to the occa-
sion spleudlt,y and. So far as the
dinner itsclc was concerned. Mrs
Robinson was delighted
Tile only hy "a the ointment was
Jane JsHe was the new parlor maui;
SHE was slow, clumsy. and her watt
ing WAS bad. But in addition to
these faults. she insisted on Keeping
her mouth wide open.
This so got on Mrs Robinson's
nerves that 40 last she exclaimed:
- ne. your mouth is wide open,'
lame withdrew her gaze from the
ceiling and ea'u, looking down with q
CHEEKY smile
81 know it is. ma'am opened St
mgeolf,"
Atlanta Georgian. [volume] (Atlanta, Ga.) 1912-1939, 1914-04-11
BY MAUDE MILLER.

u ,.t. t..+. J.,
N are ''' NevN4"N oe""l> -
w some form every single one OF
us. and yet Miss OLGA Cook.
,,bo. 10 o,s ~ r.os,.,s .,.~s SOW. that
in Hel VP'hl"h IL ISM po7s'e's I" s'eN
beauty ana attain it The only thing
10 do is To keep what Won have with
,n ,.o,r ,-r,sr, f.r a,t.,. .u ,,-,at
most people are 1huh'hA ABOUT ana
longing for Is nothing in the world
biit voufb
Nm. ,....... ..,t ,,... .,..,.
'"." - 'v'"''' san" "''H9 "'t>
decidedly, ana people are $50 afraid or
losing Youth that they resort TO all
kirds ,g }...,,,t,. r,..,,,,, f,,,, il, .,.i..,.
"a Ma NH f,5' ,,IthI, tb.t, 49,,
5},,t Ia $50 ,o.sJi,Ia a., 5.i1,Ia Nib
toe, ~, r,'. ,,,,,t.rf,,i r.,,,,,..,G,.r.
fnr ,est,r',,. tba bsf,. w., t,a r,,,,,r,i
color rosnrfica' of ull l,n5s warrant !
Atlanta Georgian. [volume] (Atlanta, Ga.) 1912-1939, 1914-04-11
NO NECESSITY
TO Be MISERABLE.
Says One Woman Who
Knows-Good Advice on
How to Regain Health
and Strength. a

Newtonia Mo.-In adyices from
this town, Mrs. Susie Williams has
the following to say for publication;
Ladies, there's absolutely no neces-
sity to be so miserable from suffering,
as so many women are, when Cerdui,
the woman's tonic, will help you so
much 7 wouldn't think Of being with
out Cardui in my home
When 7 was married, suffered
great pains every month. MY hus-
band got me bottle OF Cardui. and
it helped me so, kept on taking It.
In a short time I was well and strong.
Before I began taking CarduL. my
weight was only SO pounds, and in
less than a year ! weighed $50.
81 think Cardm is the best medi-
( cine in the world for women, and
hope all suffering ladies will take my
advice and try CarduiH
II you are sick and miserablee, and
suffering from any of the pains due
to womanly trouble, take Cardui. 1t
has been found to relieve pain and
distress. caused by womanly troubles,
and is an excellent remedy to have on
hand at all times in case of need. for
all women's ailments and weaknesses.
! Cardui is composed Of ingredients
which act on the womanlv constitu-
ton, and build up health and strength
in a natural manner
Cardui will help you to get well.
y. B.-Write to: Ladies' Advisory
I Dept. Chattanooga Medicine Co., Chat
Z tanoogs, Tenn. for Special instructions,
/ and 6t-pa &c book, Home Treatment for
I Women sent in plain wrapper, on re-
( LIesL- ADVERTISEMENT
Atlanta Georgian. [volume] (Atlanta, Ga.) 1912-1939, 1914-04-11

quickly that Ii behooves her 20 he
very chary of what part Of her own
individual self she il willing TO share
with others
There are too many girls Of the
plant type. willing 10 have other peo-
pie constantly thinking and planning
for them. allowing their own fresh
ness TO waste away on the desert air
or TO be entirely appropriated and
absorbed by others. while they might
he creating for themselves youth and
beauty in an their fowery fragrance
Don't be too free in taking adj
vice from other people They fire.
Quently know no better how 20 de-
eide an important problem chan you
90 Yourself. and in nearly all cases
it rs better for girls own moral de-
velopment To take the initiative IL
deciding THINGS that happen 90 per
tain 90 her own happiness
Atlanta Georgian. [volume] (Atlanta, Ga.) 1912-1939, 1914-04-11
Little Bobbie S
Pa
By WILLIAM F. KIRK.

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mann = F''S i"'e'e ''',s
IN this paper, sed Ma, wich sald
mat the things a person eats
No. rrate irau-oncc on tbare
thoughts. J never Knew thal peeioai'
NO sed Pa, & YOU RELY can't say
that Won, know II now lest beekaus
tCh,4 GOD
you eau IT. j" P''''
does t1e paper say You shud ecu
70 dident say what you shud or
.h,1dont %, sad Ma hui II smoke Of
..,,
the WY ullisiht ''lHsS -" az 20
ahech yure brain. For instans, y
saws that nsh is CRATE FOR bidlng up
49, ,t,, .ofie ha,o ,oor hard
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snefars tbat a man tybn rats 81 lot Of
$50 q enso,,t eli much exarcise is
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- = co., bc f.eIe =, strono dzzi-
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she,,ot,s ,rtaf 8cso,t so,1na foolish
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Atlanta Georgian. [volume] (Atlanta, Ga.) 1912-1939, 1914-04-11
Up~to-Date Jokes

Sl.cs assembled in the blaCksmith's
shop We're discussing the veracity Of
old John Perkins. when Uncle Bill
Abbott amhled in
~ hat do you think about 1t, Uncle
BiN"' they asked him. Would YOU
call John Perkins a liar"'
We'll, answered Uncle Bill. slow
ly as Me thong htfully studied he
ceiling n don't know as I'd go 40 far
as % can aim q liar exactly but ! do
know This mUch-when feedln' time
uome- Ia order TO obtain any response
from hig hogs, he has to get some
b"tg else To call EN- for him
An c'd Scotsman who had been
sonnet ing OF n reprohate was lying
on BITS deathhed. while the village
'mcruister" sat by his Side praying
Tor him The "meenister," after tell
iur him ne had but few hours 20
live asked him If he had any special
wish boz wanted carried ont before he
went a'cft--or otherwise
yes answered the old man; "I
have one wish 90 make. The day OF
the funeral ye ken "a the mourners
have TO git a glass OF guild WHISKY
before they tax me To the graveyard.
and eftcr they bury me TAX them
back again 10 the hoose and sic them
anither glass But seem I'll no be
back Myself ye can gle me mine the
moo.
Is minister was once preaching az a
ltile chapel on the subject OF civ
ing During the sermon his heart
was rejoiced by the fact that a mem
her of the congregation went 60 the
side of the chapel and placed a coir
in box. and a little later another
did lha same Surely the minister
thought. his sermons bad never met
with SO practical response before.
on leaving, he was accosted by one
Of tho brethren who said;
~ hope we didn't disturb YOU, sir;
but Ours IS a penny-iu- the slot meter;
and w. should have been I'm darkness
81 we hadn't attended 90 H."
A man. on being offered a bottle OF
hair ionice one day at a BARRIERS said
"What a nerve YOU have, So bald
yourself yet recommending a haiI
tonic'"
Ah.~ the barber replied. 1T is on
Wy assistant. whose fine head OF hair
sou see. that We use the hair tonic. i
on fhe other hand am experimenting
~'lh new depilatory cream. just
4H. my skull--smooth as a billiard
Sell"
To what Do you attribute your
tnrsegIly3' asked the reporter
"1lE Vhich2' gueried the oldest in
"a hita1t
Your longevity" repeated the re-
porter
Never had e. As FAR 80 can re-
hrun'r } amt never had no such
s Dmplant,"