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Bismarck daily tribune. [volume] (Bismarck, Dakota [N.D.]) 1881-1916, 1914-03-15
Communications

Editor Tribuue-l understand that
the school board is up against the
proposition Of building a new grade
school, as the present buildings are
very crowded and cannot take care,
properly, OF all the children who
should attend. l also understand
that 5at the request of certain mem.
bers Of the board, the Commercial
club appointed a committee Of three
Of our leading business mel and tax
payers to investigate the conditions
Of the schools and that this commit
tee reported favorably on the neces,
sity of a new building and strongly
advocated its early erection.
OF course, the first thing to be con-
sidered after the necessity. of build
ing is decided upon, is the site. l be-
lieve the board is fair and they will
decide for. the best interests of all
concerned. But why should the board
stop at the purchase of one site?
bismarck is growing fast and will
continue to do SO. Ii the proposed
building is erected this year or next
it will, at the present rate OF growth
Of the city, be only two or three
years more when still another build
ing will be needed and another site
will have to be purchased.
Now, in the past four or five years
r have seem real estate values ire
bled. With this in mind, why would
it not be a wise thing for the board
TO purchase two or three new sites,
one at least in the east end of town
and n in the west end, and perhaps
another somewhere towards the cap-
,itol? The school board already owns
a site south of the track on South
Eleventh street.
BY purchasing these sites this year
the tax payers of the city will save
for themselves the increase in value,
which is sure to come before the
next site will be needed Judging by
the past, the city will save 20 or 25
per cent on its investment each year,
simply through not having to pay the
Increased price which will be de-
manded later. This will be a clear
gain, for there will be no taxes to,
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out. giving it a snap aud lustre, a
soft, silky tluftiness which can be
acquired in no other way.
NewbrO's Herpicide in SIC and s1.00.
sizes is sold by all dealers who guar
intce it to do all that is claimed. II
you are not satisfied your money will
DC refunded. .-.
Send 1Oc in pOstag for samples and
booklet to The Herpicide Co., Dept.
r.. Detroit, Mich.
Applications may be obtained at
the best barber shops and .h%air.dress-
ing parlOrs.-Adv. g..
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BISMARCK.

The remarkable popularity Of NOV
ing picture actors has caused the
Ladies World. Circulation over two
milliOn), to offer prizes for the most
popular actors, shown on the serene
today. Warren Kerrigan, who has
been leading the list of contestants,
was saved from death last week in
being attacted by a lion while a fea.
ture animal film was being made.
The mishap took place in the scene
where the youthful Sampson comes
to close quarters with the lion and
breaks its paws. The beast was
thought to be gentle and quiet, Mr..
Kerrigan wrest1es with the lion, open.
ing it's jaws with his bare hands,
when the machine was to have been
stopped. the lion drugged. when Mr..
would throw its body to the
ground apparently dead. When the
hypodermic needle pricked the beast
he roared and struck for the actor;
whose life was saved by a bullet fir
ed in the lions heart by an assistant.
Augustus Carney, kncwn the world
over. as ike" is another actor who
has faced danger and death in some
Of the startling films in which he ap-
pears. He has six medals for his ,ex-
cellent work in the movies. Ford
Sterling is another star in the Key.
stone films who is not without his
share of fame. Manager Wingrene
declares he will continue presenting
the greatest actors available: a ser.
vice that has given him big apprecia-
tive horcoc n;rhA orko. rinht .,
Bismarck daily tribune. [volume] (Bismarck, Dakota [N.D.]) 1881-1916, 1914-03-15
Today in History

March is. P"
l7c7-Andrew Jackson, seventh resi-
dent Of the United States, born
in Union County, N. c. Died at
Hermitage, Tenn, June 8,
1S45. %s>, r. '
conference Of the Powers
was held at Vienna with the
object Of restoring peace.
lS75---Archbiship Manning was Great
ed a Cardinal.
disadvantage of Prince Oscar of
Sweden and Miss Ebba Munck.
lS9S-Sir Henry Besscmer, inventor
of Besse1ner steel, died. Born
Jan. 10, 1873.
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of the story. Each business firm OF
tho town is accorded some space, and
taken all in all the write-up is Il very
crcditable one and should give Hazel
ton no small amount of good adver-
Using.
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GRAND.

t. mn.r...- ....."r 49,.
THE Adventures of Kathlyn" Op-
ems the week at the Grand Monday
and Tuesday will be shown this nd
tional feature by the Selig Co.. in
which Harold MacGraths' thrilling
new story 1.-THE Adventures of Kath-
lyn," undoubtedly the most fascinat-
ing and elaborate series ever shown
on the serene. 1t will require 13 sep
arate Shows of two full reels each
to present the whole story. They ap-
pear every two weeks and will follow
the page illustrated story as printed
in the Chicago Tribune. Minneapolis
and all large cities. In this way you
read the story on Sunday, then see it
at the Grand, being the first time any
famous novel was SO presented.
Kathlyn Williams is the most "a
nous and talented leading lady of oil
moving picture stars. 1t has taken
over a year to make these films, from
the 100 acre Selig Zoo Of 20 lions,
1eOpards. cts, in California to the
plains of India and jungles of Ben.
gal. We believe this to be the most
elaborate and successful series of mo.
ton pictures e made.
The remaining portion of the Grand
program is given in their display adj
in this issue, and is fully up to the
of that popular house.
Much credit is due Mr.. Colvin in Sc
the ';Kathlyn" series, opening
night. NJ
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"A CLEAN STORE.

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Personal service to each custom.
GERS wants with the same care in
order filling that we would use to
supply our W table, is another
reason for II fast growing trade.
The store Cts smaller, you re-
member) is kept clean, sanitary and
attractive. People like that. Food
tastes better, and YOU enjoy buying
1t from a clean store.
Then, here a sale Is never COM
pleted until the customer has used
his groceries and is satisfied.
+ We have a peculiar distinctive ser
vice here.
You will like it Come and see.
900 Sixth St. Phone los
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Bismarck RiaIto
oRPhEuM.

Three big programs are offered at
tho Orpheum this week, beginning
Monday evening. Three vaudeville
acts have been booked for the week
opening Monday aud Tuesday with
Godfrey and Washburn in a clever
singing and dancing act, while "The
Hunchback,' a feature picture by the
Kalcm company, featuring Alice
Joyce and Tom Moore in the leading
roles, will be good. Another drama,
In the Face Of Fear Vitagraph,
and o side.splitting comedy, "The
Manicure Girl" will complete the
program Tuesday evening.
For the mid-week change, Paul and
Azello, comedy shadowists, come d.
rect from the Orpheum circuit, in a
novelty hand shadowgraph that will
be a big feature, under the name
opium With the Phingers." The big
feature picture will be, "Heartcase,'
a drama in two parts. 1t Is big in
character. plot and action anu
cenes The burning of a great Eng
lish castle is a remarkable sight ny
the Vitagraph people.
The Pathe Weekly feature closes
the program. vs..
For Friday and Saturday, Shep.
pard e. George, in their artistic song
and piano offering, are the highest
priced attraction booked in Bismarck
for some time. Peg O the Movies"
IN Edison twO-part comedy, recently
published In the Saturday Evening
Post, should prove a big laugh pro-
Queer. Two other reels and good :nu.
sic at every performance is included
for the patrons Of the Orphcum for
the coming week.
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Anniversary
Edward payson Weston.

' WV" VNVoSVIs 3
Edward PaysOn Weston, the great
American apostle Of walking, was
born in Providence. r. l., March IL,
1898. In his youth he was weak and
sickly and showed no promise of ath-
letil ability. In the early eos he be-
came an enthusiastic follower Of Pc
destriarism: In ~186l~he,, walked from
Boston to Washington to attend the
inauguration OF Lincoln. The journey
Of roo miles he covered in EOS hours.
In 1867 he walked from Portland, Me.
to Chicago. Subsequently he. engaged
in many long walks and indoor
matches in the United States and
abroad. ln@1909, at the age of 20, he
walked from New. Yorks.-to-San Fran
cisco, a distance of 1886 miles,, in
1O5 walking days. He made the return
journey across the continental afoot
in the record.breaking time Of II
walking days. Mr.. Weston's latest feat
of Professionalism was a walk from
New York to Minneapolis a year or SO
ago. . r.. IL. 49,.
Bismarck daily tribune. [volume] (Bismarck, Dakota [N.D.]) 1881-1916, 1914-03-15
GASOLINE ROW
U T TRUCKS SHOWN.

Many wholesalers and larger retail
ers are beginning to look toward. the
auto truck a. a cheaper, nor eff
cient transportation method than the
horse. The Lair Motor Sales Co. of
this city have brought in the first
heavy truck, which is now on display
at their salesrOOm on Fourth street.
In the larger cities is impress.
ed by the many trucks in use and,
when you consider that it is never
sick, is not affected by extreme heat
or cold, slippery streets, nor does it
require al expert to drive it. The
gradual expansion of the Lair Motor
sales company is welcomed as an in.
dication for other capital city firms,
who will distribute over the greater
portion Of the state, and that the city
will grow just as fast as its business
houses grow is obvious, hence. the
addition of commercial trucks to the
pleasure cars, tire. and ; repaif. de.
partments, is another step forward. !,
FORD SELLING FAST.
Henry Ford struck a popular
chord in the breast of humanity
when ne gave l 1000, 900 of profits
to his 10000 employees at Detroit
last Christmas, and started a new
era among ONE manufacturers in
giving to those who help create, a
just portion Of the wealth they have
created. Bertsch Bros, Bismarck
dealers for the Ford, say they find
q greater demand for the popular
priced car all the time, SO that now
1t is only a matter of getting the ma.
chimes here for delivery.
The Studebaker car is attracting
more attention in North Dakota this
year. and is well established through
their wagon and carriage trade Of
90 years. II. II. Moore, factory sales,
man. was in the city yesterday. his
firm having sent Il 40-car train, load.
ed solid with Studebakers, to- the
coast. The train passed through
Bismarck Yesterday.
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SOUTHERN POLO TOURNAMENT

Camden, S. c., March H.-Polo
enthusiasts gathered here in force TO-
day for the opening match in the SER
les for the Polo Association Southern
Circuit Cup. The tournament is con.
Quoted under the auspices Of the Cam
den Polo Club and will continue I'M
til March &c. Well known polo play
ers from Washington. d. c., New. Or
leans and from the various clubs in
Virginia, South Carolina and Florida
arc among tho entrants. '""
One Must be D. born leader or driv-
or III order to have things come hts
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Congratulations to:

Congratulations to: .......
4 tRt. Rev. John Il. Gum, Catholic
bishop of Natchez, 81 years old to-
day. ~ :,
DR.. George c. Chase. president Of
Bates College, 70 years old today.
Beryl F. Carroll, former governor
of Iowa, 81 years old today. ,
Mrs.. Margaret Robertson Grimst0n
(Mrs. Kendal), for many years one OF
the foremost actresses Of the English
stage, 65 years old today. 4
The Oklahoma City times. [volume] (Oklahoma City, Okla.) 1908-1984, 1914-12-07

FOR RENT--110s N. shartel, D
rooms modern; chicken lot and barn;
he vacant about 10th, PRICE sis
Phone Wal Gp9.
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CLASSIFIED DIRECTORY
BUSINESS 4 PROFESSIONAL

BUSINESS & PROFESSIONAL
ATTORNEYS
NJ G. MElSTER 5O7 Patterson Bldg.
RUBBER STAMPS AND SEALS
q. X. STAMP a SEAL co, 1Is
". Grand Ave. Wal 1853.
SHOE REPAIRING
QUALITY SHOE SHOP 3i2 West
Main. We call for and deliver free
Phone Maple 4lN
SHOES
Macs ~ ~ Shoes 2lb W. Grand. nm
der Overholser Theater
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ANNOUNCEMENT.

We are pleased to announce our re-,
moval from l27 West First 10 at
North Harvey, LIST floor Of the West
ern Newspaper Union Building The
demand for larger quarters made this
change necessary
THE sMYTHE PRINTING co.
Phone Walnut 6570.
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ALL REPLIES to Times advertise
ments should mention the paper.
To say that You saw the advertise
ment In The Oklahoma City Times
gives the advertiser TO understand
that you are asreader Of Oklahoma
Ciys cleanest and most enterprlsins G
newspaper The advertiser Is certain
TO be a reader OF the paper, and to
mention the paper should certainly
insure for your answer a more favor
able consideration.
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Bualatnss oHANors.

vALrAHfE AGENCY may be %.
cured by man with capital to lay In
his own stock Of goods to be handled
entirely through agents. Immense
profits and steady annual income as
sured No charre for exclusive terri.
tory. Address with references The
CarbogAs Co, Toledo, Ohio.
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LOST AND FOUND

LOST A white setter pup, g months
old, with black specks, on vi Reno In
terurban, north " stop "a. Would pay
50 reward. Notify c. r. Proctor, 423
West 10Th. Phone Walnut, 229i.
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VEHICLES AND AUTOS

WE WILL SELL A FEW USED Oars
at sacrifice, including Chalmers, Velie,
Overland, Knox, ranging from taE.0 up.
Oklahoma Chalmers Co., W. sOs. is
Broadway Circle.
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AGENTS WANTED.

AGENTS--Get particulars Of one IT
the best paying propositions ever put
on the market Something no one
else sells. Make 5000 yearly A..
dress y. NJ Feltman, Sales Mgr, 1917
Third st. Cincinnati, q.
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proves his power 10 read the ~ IlNE
II you are going TO consult d medium
why pot go 10 one who can pll sou what
you desire TO knO0A one who rnn reveal
your life past present nu1 future M
though II were an open BOOK Come to
day, further delay may mean many years
VI future trouble.
office hours a M to 4 . u. daily and
sunday
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TO TRADE REAL ESTATE.

FIVE LOTS, -Four room house In
Edmond 10 trade for team and stock
]. r. Brown, h 8 BOX 10 Oklahoma
City, okla.
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LUMBER cheap, wrecking building.
Robinson 4 y st., Capital Hill Okla
homa City House Wrecklng Works,
$40 s. Walker.
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FOR SALE-A rowboat In good
condition, has good pair OF oars
cheap. Address E-l96 care Times.
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WANTED MISCELLANEOUS
SALE MISCELLANEOUS

RAIN WATER for sale at all times
Just step TO the phone and call Wal
1894 or Wal. 1854 Excelsior Water
Go.
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FOR RENT--or viii sell on terms
either " these two-5room bungalow
lv04 W, 10Th. or Q rooms at I'LL W.
82nd. Would consider auto. Call at
first named address
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BIRDS FOR SALE

BEAUTIFUL singers. also mixed
wnrblerS for sale cheap. Phone Wal
nut 1907
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HOTELS.
Vancouver Hotel
6i5 ~ n. BDwY.

6lJ IL n, BDWY.
% NICELY furnished rooms, l0c
per dny, or rates by week or month
to respectable parties See my rooms,
and be convinced. Mrs. Palmer, Pro
prletress. Phone Wal. 8808.
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FLOWER STANDS, flower boxes
trash burners, cheap. o. X. City Steal
and Iron Works alO 9, walker. wal
nut lss
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ALL REPLTDs to Times advertise
ments should mention the paper.
To say that YOU saw the advertise
ment In The Oklahoma City Times
gives the advertiser to understand
that you are a reader OF Oklahoma
City's oleanest and most snterprislns
newspaper. The advertiser 10 certain
TO be a reader Of the paper. and 70
mention the paper should certainly
insure Tor your answer a more favor
able consideration.
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NEW AND USED lumber. new and
used fence, cheap. Oklahoma CITY
House wrecSlnE Co. $50 South Wal
ker, Walnut isS
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AETNA LOANS

II your home is mortgaged aud YOU
Tear you will lose II, place It with the
Old Reliable Aetna and pay like rent.
W. /. George 20S Zieglar Bldg. W.
l75
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AoRIAax.

FOR sALE-2hOSO acres Atoka Co.,
okla. farm and ranch property; tracts
all sizes cash and terms write for
list. VIM. Gnl 4 Co, Atoka, Okla.
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DIAMOND LOANS.

LONG or short loans on diamonds
cheapest rate in the city Arthur
Heatherly, ls7 Lee Bldg.
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NOTICES
EMBROlIDERY

German hand First class work.
Adelaide Geyer, 20l4 West l4th. Wal
7l87,J.
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EASY payment loans 70 81 aried
men or women; no security neces-
sary' Arthur Heathsrly. 2s1 Lee
Bldg.
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GOOD sroom modern house base.
ment, furnace; all In good condition.
&s W, 7th St Call W. 22lo.
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RAILROAD TIMETABLE
SANTA FE-NoRTHBoUND.

For Kansas City. Colorado and
California .... ......,...... TIA am
Kansas City and Chicago EXP. A:8l am
Kansas City and Chicago -. B.3 pm
Kansas city, Chicago. Colorado
IalIknruIn
The central record. (Lancaster, Ky.) 18??-current, 1914-12-31
Knoxville and in short time will go to
housekeeping in Isabella. The good
wishes of host of friends go with them
LEXINGTON
HERALD
PLACES MAILING LIST
ON CASH BASIS
Rate Of S.. per Year Again Offered II
Paid By January Is, 1915. This
Offer Is Open Alike To Old and
New Subscribers.

On September Is The Lexington
Herald announced that from that date
its mailing list would be conducted on
a strictly cash in advance basis, all
subscribers being discontinued on the
first and fifteenth of each month who
were not paid in advance. This prac-
tice was adhered to from that date,
but on the Is of December it was de-
clded by The Herald to continue all
subscribers whose subscriptions ex-
pired between that date and the Is of
January to the last named date, thus
giving ample time for all who have
been in the habit of paying on the
first of the year to do so before the
expiration date. They also offer the
rate of $500 to all of those subscribers
who will pay the full year in advance
before January Is.
A daily newspaper was never a more
welcome visitor to home than it has
been for months past and as it will be
for months to come. The great war of
Europe seems just in its beginning,
while trouble seems again brewing on
the Mexican border. The markets, on
account of the unsettled conditions
abroad and at home, continue to vary
constantly and daily newspaper is an
absolute necessity TO the farmer for
his protection. 12-31-2t.
The central record. (Lancaster, Ky.) 18??-current, 1914-12-31
NOW HER FRIENDS
HARDLY KNOW HER
But This Does Not Bother Mrs.
Burton, Under the
Circumstances.

Houston, Texas.-In an interesting
letter from this city, Mrs. S. c. Burton
writes as follows: 81 think it is my duty
to tell you what your medicine, Cardui,
the woman's tonic, has done for me.
Twas down sick with womanly trouble,
and my mother advised several different
treatments, but they didn't seem to do
me any good. l fingered along for three
or four months, and for three weeks,
was In bed, so sick | couldn't bear for
any one to walk across the floor.
My husband advised me to try Cardui,
the woman's tonic. have taken two
bottles Of Cardui, am feeling fine, gained
IS pounds and do all of my housework.
Friends hardly know me, am so wei"
If you suffer from any of the ailments
20 common to women, don't allow the
trouble to become chronic. Begin taking
Cardui to-day. It Is purely vegetable,
its ingredients acting In a gentle, natural
way on the eakened womanly constitu-
don. You I'm no risk In trying Cardui.
II has been helping weak women back to
health and strength for more than so
years. II viii help you. At all dealers.
Kttss e, cests.noos. Ms4eins Co. L .aIs:;;
tSsafnSnt fsr Wepsn." ssas 10 p,ala vrapesf. E6en
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PUBLIC SALE.

AS administrator of G. w. Calebbs,
deceased. | will on
SATURDAY, JAN. End. 1915
beginning at 10 o'clock a. m. sell to the
highest bidder the following personal
property at the home of the late G.. w,
Calebbs near Buena Vista, Garrard
County Kentucky.
About 100 barrels of Corn in the crib,
about 5000 pounds of Tobacco in barn,
l stallion-standard, registered saddle
horse, l good jack, 4 years old, l two
horse wagon, good as new, plows,
cultivators l spring tooth, good as new,
buggy. cart, wagon. and buggy har.
ness, lot of tobacco sticks, one-half in
terest in tobacco setter, lot of house
hold and kitchen furniture, consisting
OF rocking chairs, bedroom set. tables,
dishes, stove and washing machine and
many other things to numerous to
mention.
Terms made known on day of sale.
HENRY MOORE, Administrator.
Am. Bourne, Auctioneer.
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BACK TO EARTH.

When Yuletide came l spent my cash
And cut goodly swath,
/ reveled in turkey hash
That was it's after math,
l danced around in care free way
Beneath the holly bough
But we are back on earth to-day;
I'm for retrenchment now.
When Yuletide came 1 spent my dough
Enough to fill trunk,
l bought lot of mistletoe
And other Yuletide junk,
l had a gay time Christmas week,
AS freely l avow,
But these days find me very meek;
I'm for retrenchment now.
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Cruel.

Wife-Be sure to advertise for Fido
in the morning papers.
Next day the wife read as follows in
the newspaper;
''Lost-A NANCY lapdog, with one
eye and no tail. Too fat to walk.
Answers to the name of Fido. If re
turned stuffed, SIS reward.