The evening herald. [volume] (Albuquerque, New Mexico) 1914-1922, 1914-08-29

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- Second Fiddle.

CHARLES ~ Roumaniu i4
x seriously 900. The original SICK
- Man cot Europe looks likc an
athlete these dals compared Go the
condition uf H iui Of his brothers in
griof
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ORR IDEA Of tho real thing In
Angels i- ucuty s breckenridge and
his corps OF assistants Fastening
through Europe distributing real
money tU tho boys who are stranded.
.
THE SOUTHERN PACIFIC, says
The California railroad commission
makes lt wouty with its poverty talh.
Making people tired Is al s. z. spec
ialty.
THE POOR down troddtn railroad
only has 20 FASH balance in the treas
ury OF Fi2hooo 900.
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SHADES ~ Hartman.
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THE JAPANESE torpedo notlla
ran into a Dphoon In the far east.
Warahips are likely 10 encounter a
yphoun most anywhere these days.
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THE Linotype operator who set %
up "kaiscr Wilhelm der Oooso
wasn't 80 Tar wrong az that.
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NOTHING is too serious for Sew
York women 60 parade about.
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General Won Wins.
Berlin official dispatch:
General Won kluk defeated the
British.
General Won Bulov defeated the
French.
General Won Hnuscn defeated the
Bolsians.
.
THESE ARE the sad days when
English official dispatches begin Il
regret 10 report
1T Is SOW predicted that congress
Will complete its business hy October
lst. BUT in the interval we can man
arc Co create quite a line Of new hus-
.u,ss Tor congress.
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THE WILD HOGS have been driven
ont uf the forests oC eastern Franco
hy wilder men
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Ought Ia Make Good soup.
Vleasintdalc. y j.. Aug. 2i-Po-
lice Lieutenant Michael Murphy to-
day found q iOO-pound turtle on the
shell uf which was carved thc words
War is hell. stay away from u.
tSGi.'
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~ You Must Travel. visit;
Iceland.
Greoland,
Auckland,
Sumaliland.
NcN Zealand
And
santa Re. y. NJ.
Ports are open and hotel accommo-
dations nnc.
THE OLIVE crop IS reported short
in Italy. Due PROBABLY TO h havoc
among olive branches earlier lu the
season.
IT BEATS the band how some mon
can reform when they get we'll
started.
SHERIFF ROMERO viii now have
an opportunity 60 take SOM lessons
under Il real boss.
THESE ARE DAYS when the band
wagon ana the water wagon travel 10
NE same parade.
MISSING LINKS lu the Republican
state platform: we point with pride
To the workmaullke name 10 which
! Va kicked state Senator Romero out
! OF the senate
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Martial Music.
Baudmastct Umpah 81 the Init
umm RoRimcntal band approached the
! general. lie salutcd,
General" he said. Il understand a
| great battle Is Impending?
sir. "a great battle Is always inn
/ pending" returned the general as no
watched his orderly get the automo-
! bile ~ readiness.
My band b. 90 play then. as the
men enter battle
Most assurediy.'
And the selection. what snail i be.
rencral?"
Let me soc. somothinR cheering,
of course; something 60 make the boys
like their task uf warfare or course
the other generals q myself viii
witness the night from That hill %
miics 90 tho south oI the scene of bat
tie. The selection Co plas Wen, as
the boys start forward Co meet the
enemy please have your musicians
/ strike up This is the Life. '-Detruit
News.
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. "Dom I'bacid Micn When Dcspot =
= War; say Poet Ca 4. =. =
London. Aug. .A-A poem, entitled
cor, an. United States bv William