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Vilas County news. [volume] (Eagle River, Vilas County, Wis.) 1896-1927, 1914-07-22
TUMULTY is AvERsE TO CATS
Secretary to President Refuses to Sign
Lease for Cottage Until Felines
Are Barred.

Washington Secretary to the Pres
ident Joseph p Tumulty refused TO
sign a lease for his summer cottage
at Avon by-the-Sea until a clause stat
Vilas County news. [volume] (Eagle River, Vilas County, Wis.) 1896-1927, 1914-07-22
For Real ENJOYMENT.

Going to the theater again? Why.
you saw that piece only the other
night
Yes, but not in my new frock"
Vilas County news. [volume] (Eagle River, Vilas County, Wis.) 1896-1927, 1914-07-22
LADIES CANwEAR SHOES

One size smaller after using Aliens FootKase. tia
Antiseptc powder to be shaken into the shoes. u
makes tight or shoes feel easy. just the thing
for dancing. Refuse substitutes. For FREE trial
package, address Allen s. olmsted, Leroy, N Z.
Vilas County news. [volume] (Eagle River, Vilas County, Wis.) 1896-1927, 1914-07-22

Green is a popular color at present,
but no girl should be green with envy.
Vilas County news. [volume] (Eagle River, Vilas County, Wis.) 1896-1927, 1914-07-22
Leaves Many Descendants.

Lamar, Mo.-Mrs. Elizabeth Isen-
hover, ninety-seven, who died here
left more than one hundred descend
ants.
Vilas County news. [volume] (Eagle River, Vilas County, Wis.) 1896-1927, 1914-07-22

The real secret of happiness is To-
let the other fellow do the worrying.
Vilas County news. [volume] (Eagle River, Vilas County, Wis.) 1896-1927, 1914-07-22

When relatives do favor they neV~
er allow the recipient to forget it-
Vilas County news. [volume] (Eagle River, Vilas County, Wis.) 1896-1927, 1914-07-22
A Woman's Opinion.

Mistress-Hayen't you any refer
ences?
Maid have, but they're like my
photographs-none of them do me
justice.
Atlanta Georgian. [volume] (Atlanta, Ga.) 1912-1939, 1914-03-20
The Manicure Lady
By WILLIAM F. KIRK.

like that, which was about as far
from the truth as anything Mister
AnaniaS ever said. Goodness knows
he has had his poems criticised and
returned as often as any poet that
ever wrote line. Father told him
when he came home with his tale of
woe that he was a big baby, and he
limited that work and Wilfred
wouldn't never be no great pals"
II always liked to work, and I
have worked ever since 1 can re-
member" said the Head Barber. 81
never got fired but once, and that
wasn't because I didn't work hard. I
was a little bit shaky from a session
l had the night before, and I cut off
part of a gents ear. The gent was
one OF them mean old warts that
couldn't take 1t the way 1t was meant,
and he said that If the boss didn't fire
me he would sue the place so out I
sailed. | like work now, as much as
| ever did. and I always will like 1t
till take the last count"
We'll, ! can't go that strong" said
the Manicure Lady. "Of course, I
realize that person ought to do
something to be useful as one is go
ing through life. but / amt no holy
terror for pitching in and making
llllIsS ny. am as lazy rs VII
fred, though. I work kind of cheer
full and fairly patient, think. He is
the limit for lodging the heavy go
ing. He is all the time talking about
the dignity of labor and wrote poem
once called Triumphant Toll but he
amt got no callouses on his hands.
He's about like the Young fellow that
was looking for jc- and asked how
much pay he would get. AS much
as you are worth, says the boss. I
won't work that cheap says the
young man"
Yes" said the Head Barber, land
the woods is full of young men just
like him
Atlanta Georgian. [volume] (Atlanta, Ga.) 1912-1939, 1914-03-20

in her seven sinses what was amat-
ter with him these days He was as
white as a ghost. and as thin as a
shadder and no wonder. neither, for
he didn't eat enough to keep body and
soul together
Yesterday itself she had cooked him
la chicken as good as ] could get at
the Big House; done to a turn, too,
with a nice bit of Irish bacon on top,
and bowl of praties billed in their
jackets and a basin of beautiful new
butter milk" but no. never taste
nor a sup did he take OF it,
It's Just timpting Providence his
reverence is aud it'll be glory 20 God
it you'll tell him so
What's that you're saying about
his reverence, Mrs. Cassidy" cried
Father Dan from the upper landing.
.,1'm saying you're destroying your
self with your fasting and praying
and your midnight calls at mountain
cabins and never ha perth of any
thing in your stomach to do it on.
Whist, then, Mrs Cassidy, it's tay-
time, isn't it, SO Just step back TO
your Kitchen and put on your kittle,
ana bring up two of your best china
cups and saucers. and nice piece of
buttered toast not forgetting a Thin
olcful of something neat, and then it's
the mighty proud woman ven be en-
toirely to be waiting for once on the
INST lady an the island Come in.
my daughter, come in"
He was laughing as he let loose his
Irish tongue, but ! could see that his
housekeeper had not been wrong. and
that he looked worn and troubled.
As soon as he had taken me into
his Cuay study and put me to sit in
the biz chair before the peat and
wood fire | would have begun on my
errand, but not word would he hear
until the tea had come up and had
taken a cup Of it,
Then, stirring the peats for light as
Well as warmth for the room was
dark with its lining of books, and the
evening was closing I'M. he said
"Now, what is it2 Something Sc
riouS-l can see that much
at rs serious. Father Dan"
Tel me, then" he said. and. as
Well as J could, | told him my story
! told him that since | had seen
lin last during that violent scene at
Castle Raa, my relations with my
husband had become stu more pain
full. to'd him that. seeing | could
not endure any longer the degradation
OF tie life ! was living. | had thought
about divorce, [ told him that. going
first to the Bishop and atterwari TO
any fathers advocate | had learned
that neither the church nor the law.
FOR their different reasons could grant
Atlanta Georgian. [volume] (Atlanta, Ga.) 1912-1939, 1914-03-20


ever uapIeieu' Nouiu ,,'i 49,, ho
cause cause 'oF'o Soiheoouy e'Se IMAM NY
uuspahu'
ME ! was speaking alher Oal
was shHlIlihs ms Ieet ana pluen'ns
az ms shapbN Hassoch' anu az SOON a.
u I'i,,Sale ne ba tl',n 80, o zen IN he
60 ar board in Iis voice before
- L,,,,,,. ,,,hl - Is !" bo s,id "trs
MI, -, 80
-, star,to,l Ia. .hi-.,hat WAS
i,-i,;.,,,i,, -. -, ~ -, ,,.hnr
o( 49,, ,,'i,is,7 ~ "''N
Never NINA now l know fernaps
you ''luN 'n GU Pli'st no ~ eN -
IoI any '"''IS pul ms "itN ~ en-
", u"''9 '"'i '''' '7i' 80
..-r,,o .u.rotrh tho rascal the s,o,,n-
~, ,..,,,,. M,
bn,,so a..ai, IN sia,,, no T"nr IN, he
$50, '''''
knew ne love" Martln almost as
much as did, SO | paid no need 70
the names ne was Gaming MN ou'
irieu TO say lh"l ! atone mao Eeeil 20
Diane ana iAal Ma'th hau oohe
nothing.
Don ten me he mas done noth'nE'
49, 81 80 NV , w, "''' io, ,e
, 10" -, ha o,, '''' '''
~
IL t,,., Loo, ..,,,,.,,,,,.. ,,.,,, ,o,,
,han ,'',N ,,ic ', ,,,, 80 tb,rss ~;
=, N"u s~'''"7 w" w '"H ''''''S'
.N'' 81.
tltNlng ana sNmpa lhlzIng WIN
YOU. anyway, IN Your relations Wlth
Your husband
Not Tor enc moment
tie ha1 oelter not not ~, 6ls man as
ne = III Lhsl'uH nov, II warm ms
Atlanta Georgian. [volume] (Atlanta, Ga.) 1912-1939, 1914-03-20
The Woman Thou GaveS Ne R R ft14 as: NE 7ae 1.

longer with your husband because he
has broken the vow he made to you at
your marriage. But think how many
thousands of poor women all over
the world are doing it, every day
living with adulterous husbands for
the sake of their homes and children,
and not only for the sake of their
homes and children only, but for the
sake of their souls and their religion.
Blessed. blessed martyrs, though we
know nothing bout them, holding So
ciety and the church and the human
family together"
was trembling all over. | felt as
if Father Dan were trying to take
away from me the only sweet and
precious thing in my life that was
left.
To Be Continued Tomorrow.
Atlanta Georgian. [volume] (Atlanta, Ga.) 1912-1939, 1914-03-20
Reason Quite Valid.

The train was somewhat full Still although he could
NOT find corner seat really plenty Of room
for Aigernon Plenty of yes; but on the seat be-
side him Law a sack which gave 'of most fearsome
smell
Il saw" remarked Agernon to the yokel on the far
Their side the offensive bundle, do You mind remoN-
ing that sack from the seat?'
81 90" replied the countryman. 81 mind very much.
Algernon was silent for awhile. Then;
Unless you that sack he sighed, I'm afraid
shall have to call the guard
Then call the guard
Afternoons lips said nothing, but his eyes said much
And at the ton duly carried out his threat
The guard, being peacelov!ng man, tired TO settle
the dispute by tactful persuasive methods
come GOMEZ" he pleaded, after lengthy argument
"vhy won't YOU do as the gentleman asks and shove
that bundle the raCk?'
"Why?' replied The countryman. Because it amt
mine"
Atlanta Georgian. [volume] (Atlanta, Ga.) 1912-1939, 1914-03-20
Up-to-Date Jokes @
%

How are you today" said Scot
tish landlord to one of his tenants on
meeting him on the road
Vera weel, sir, vera weel' an
swered John, in his usual way, gin
il wisna for the rheumatism in my
RIGHT leg"
"Ah, well, John, be thankful; for
there is no mistake, you are getting
old like the rest Of us, and old age
does not come alone"
Aud age, sir!'' replied John. 81
raething to do wit. Here's my ither
leg. jist as auld an it is quite soond
and soople yet"
Atlanta Georgian. [volume] (Atlanta, Ga.) 1912-1939, 1914-03-20

! But I've tried and tried and l can
not" said.
And then. told him the story of my
| struggle-how love had been no hap
| pinesS to me- but only a cruel war
| fare; how | had suffered and prayed
| and gone to mass and confession, vet
| all to no purpose, for my affection for
| Martin was like a blazing FIRE which
nothing could put cut.
Father Dams hands and lips We're
! trembling while ! spoke and | could
| see that he was, shuddeGirg with pity
| for me so l went on to say that If
| God had put this pure ana holy love
| into my heart, could it be wrong
stop a minute cried Father Dan.
"Who SAYS God put it there? And
who informed you it was pure and
| holy? Let us see where We are. Come.
nov. You say the Bishop told you
that YOU could never be divorced I'M
| der any circumstances? >"
| Yes
| Yet you wish to leave your bus
! band"
! How can | help it? The life |
! have been living is too horrible
Never mind that now. You wish
to leave your husband, don't YOU
Il ! must"
And you want TO go TO this
| this Young in short. YOU want
/ to go TO Martin Conrad? That's the
! plain truth. isn't it? Don't deny it.
Very Well let us call things by
! their proper names. What is the
! fact' You are asking meme, your
/ spiritual father-to allow YOU to live
a l!fe of open adultery That's what
/ 1t comes to, You know il is. and
/ God and His holy Mother have mercy
on your soul"
was so startled ana shocked by
! his fierce assault, and by the cruel
! climax it had come TO, that ! flung
up my hands to my face and kept
! them there, for l felt as if my brain
! had been stunned and my heart was
! bursting.
How long | sat like this. with my
I hidden face To the fire. | do not know
| but after a long silence in which
! heard nothing bat my own heaviug
! breath, became aware that Father
/ Dan had drawn one of my hands
/ down 10 his knee and was smoothing
! it with his own.
Don't be angry with your old
! priest for telling you the truth" he
said Its hard to bear. l know it's
! hard; but its as hard for him as for
you, my child. Thlnk-only think
! what he is trying to save you from
! II you do what YOU wish to do, you
will put yourself out of communion
( II YOU put Yourself out of communion
I YOU will cease 20 be q catholic. What
will become of You then. my daGgh-
! ter What will be left 10 replace
/ the consultations OF the ,hurch--in
/ death Have YOU never thought Of
! that"
! never had u was thrilling
through and through me
You say you can not live any
Atlanta Georgian. [volume] (Atlanta, Ga.) 1912-1939, 1914-03-20

Yes, I certainly advertised for a
valet said the gentleman, in reply
to the man on the lookout for berth;
but you're as old as the hills"
We'll, sir" answered the applicant,
begging your pardon, aren't valleys
always as old as the hils?"
Hezekiah (seeing the sights with
his father)-Say, why do they call
this ere building the Exchange?
Old Dubbs "a lamb who has been
shorn) -Because. Hezekiah, that's
where you exchange your cash for
experience.
Atlanta Georgian. [volume] (Atlanta, Ga.) 1912-1939, 1914-03-20

ktXX HAT became of that nice
W. young man that worked
on the third chair yes
terday?' asked the Manicure Lady
The nice young man got fired, y
said the Head Barber He was one
of them languid workers, and when
he shaved a man he acted as if he
was doing the man favor. | watch
ed his speed all day, and when them
shades of night was falling, as the
poets say. ] tied can to him.
You might have given him more
Of a trial" said the Manicure Lady.
He looked so neat and handsome
in his white coat"
He'll look just az neat and hand
some driving a team" said the Head
Barber THAT kind of a guy never
needs to get his clothes pressed very
often, no matter what kind of a JOB
he has. | have saw quite few like
him, and they amt no good. He said
he wasn't much in love with the job
anyway, and ] told him that made ii
nice all around. 1t beats all the
number of men there are in this
country who are looking for a job
and afraid they will find one
Il guess that is So" said the Man
icure Lady. Brother Wilfred is a
good deal that way himself. You
know that job ! was telling you
about, that job he had writing soap
ads? Well, he passed that up after
working three weeks just because the
owner of the concern took notion
that he didn't like one OF the verses
Wilfred wrote. 1t was only a little
eight-line jingle. and he could have
wrote another in ten minutes, but he
felt as bad about getting it turned
down as a playwright would feel
when he found he couldn't get his
play on the stage. He told the boss
that he wasn't used to having his
poems criticised and turned down
Atlanta Georgian. [volume] (Atlanta, Ga.) 1912-1939, 1914-03-20
YOU MUST DECIDE.

Dear Miss Fairfax
have three admirers; all are
very nice and like them. One |
met at party; another ! met
Z accidentally. and the other | know
from the place where | work. All
;hree have asked me to keep com
pany with them. Which on" "nll
choose? BLESSING.
The decision Hes with you. | ear
only suggest that you let your head
q ssist your heart in making the de-
I son -, sure the one YOU choose
iH Of good charnctcr
Atlanta Georgian. [volume] (Atlanta, Ga.) 1912-1939, 1914-03-20
TELL THE TRUTH.

Dear Miss Fairfax
am 10 and am deeply In love
with a young lady one year my
Junior. Recently / made an APP
4 pOintment with her, but on that
day oversight and could not
keep the appointment. Now,
love this young lady ana would
Ike 10 regain her friendship but
am afraid il ! relate the true
facts she would spurn me.
SLEEPY HEAD.
If she is nice, sensible girl, she
VIII accept your apology with :
laugh The girl who would condemn
! man Tor this most human weakness;
is looking for an angel
Atlanta Georgian. [volume] (Atlanta, Ga.) 1912-1939, 1914-03-20

Copyright 1919. by Herrsts Magazine
Copyright. 1918, by Hearst Magazine.
Copyright In Great Britain Copyright,
1913 by j d Lippincott Company.
Atlanta Georgian. [volume] (Atlanta, Ga.) 1912-1939, 1914-03-20
Advice to the
Lovelorn
BY BEATRICE FAIRFAX.
TELL HER THE NEWS.

: :
: Dear Miss Fairfax.
am a young man Of Il, and
& have been keeping company with
girl two months. Al first she
was much in love with me. but
, my folks were not satisfied. Some
time ago / notified her about the
news, and since then she does not
seem as Interested IN me as she
was at first Now, have con-
suited with them, and they seem
TO be pleased What can | DO
10 regain her love as before
4, 4. d.
Naturally she resented their attl-
rude. Now that you have won youi
parents to your side, tell the girl so
and tell her speedily before you lose
her
Atlanta Georgian. [volume] (Atlanta, Ga.) 1912-1939, 1914-03-20

LET 1T BE J.

Dear Miss Fairfax.
am girl Of p and have two
gentlemen friends - is very
wealthy and willing to marry me.
He Is willing TO support my moth
er and three younger sisters. j
is the man / love and he has also
proposed to me hut he is too poor
10 support my mother and three
younger sisters
WORKING GIRL.
\ marriage to u would prove uu
happy for you. though he supporte,
AL your relatives. Follow your heart
The problem of your mother and tire,
sisters will find some other solution
] am sure they would not ask you t,
sacrifice yourself for their sake,
Atlanta Georgian. [volume] (Atlanta, Ga.) 1912-1939, 1914-03-20
Perhaps You May Call Me Vain"

skin and painful foot troubles that might call
to the chropodst, I never have to forego cross
country tramp for stimulating walk in the rain,
or game of tennis for lack of the right footgear
Il never have red feeling of nervous
Indigestion from shoes that pinch or are run down
at the heels and throw me into an uncomfortable
position in standing walking. No matter how
tired am / go out for an invigorating little
tramp in the fresh air-for | always nave a tresh,
cool restful pair of shoes to change to.
80 YOU see my slipper mania keeps my skin clear
and my temper ever and my digestion good
And honestly, ! do feel well dressed and sure of
myself when don dainty pair of slippers that
make me feel trim from head to toe
Atlanta Georgian. [volume] (Atlanta, Ga.) 1912-1939, 1914-03-20
HIS ADVICE is GOOD.

Dear Miss Fairfax
am a. girl OF is and am
madly in love with a young man
;ae same age lie has been court
( ms me these past three years.
lae other night | asked HIM what
h.5 Intentions were since he earns
Vr> -ltle ana has no future To
my astonishmenL he told me TO
Try and forg e. him ana to look
for another. because he could
never support me. l. felt thai !
could not part with him as the
shock will XIII me
DISTRESSED
Such talk. after three years court
ship, is brutal, admit. but there
some seEse IN g. lie can't afford I
marry, A long engagement is untai
10 sou. so do az he says. forget hin
He VIII he more interested in you
yun make the effort
Atlanta Georgian. [volume] (Atlanta, Ga.) 1912-1939, 1914-03-20

To Be Continued Tomorrow.
East Oregonian : E.O. (Pendleton, OR) 1888-current, 1914-07-18

herent in the legislative system Coo,
business men, when sent to the leg.
STATURE OFTEN find themselves COM
pened TO yield against their better
Judgment to demands for appropria-
tions which are demanded bv their
own districts"
answering DR.. Withycombe's refer-
ence to the history of the veto mower
In the state, DR.. Smith said c,oyernor
Moody had vetoed but two bills. GOV.
ernor Pennoyer, from 1887 to 1898.
vetoed 70 bills, effecting a direct saw
ing OF Sl25,0000; Governor Lord ye-
toed two bills on technical and legal
grounds only, and neither on account
Of appropriations; Governor Gser
from 1899 to 1903, vetoed two bills,
one appropriating $4,000; Governor
Chamberlain vetoed 11O bills. fnclud-
ing appropriation measures calling
Tor from s5o0,000 to 81, ,O00, 900: Cow
ernor Benson no bills, and Governor
west has vetoed los measures saw
ing thetaxpayers nearly $1,000. 900.
state taxes would have been much
higher and risen much faster IL Gov
ernors Pennoyer, Chamberlain and
West had not used the veto power as
they did" said DIR. Smith. "I would
go further. would give the governor
greater veto power. I would give the
governor power to veto single items in
appropriation bills. I think II poor
business and against the best inter
ests OF the taxpayer, to make a gov
ernor swallow whole a blanket appro-
priation bill passed by the 1919 legis-
lature."
Public business should be con-
Quoted on the same basis as private
business" DR.. Smith said. I'm private
Iife everyone. no matter how great
MS means. Is compelled to make sac
rifices. The states busines is run ON
an entirely different basis. By a pro.
cess OF trading and log rolling all Of
the demands of all the members OF
the legislature are pushed through at
one time.
I'm private life our first concern Ia
10 make our money go as far as pos-
siole, while in legislative public life
the rule has been to make il go as
quickly as possible"
East Oregonian : E.O. (Pendleton, OR) 1888-current, 1914-07-18
SPORTS
R|TNER TELLS BAKER
FANS GOOD YEAR AHEAD
MANAGER OF TRI-sTATE LEAGUE
OPTIMISTIC OVER THE
OUTLOOK.

BAKER, Ore. July 1s.-"There Ia
nothing to the talk about the league
not finishing the season." said Man
ager Ritner. of the Tri-State league.
The present season has been a hard
one on baseball everywhere" he con-
tinued. even the major leagues have
done poorly, but / expect that there
VIII be a decided Improvement newt
Year. am pleased at the manner in
which Baker has come TO the front
after starting with a heavy handicap
at the beginning OF the year The
backset given the team here by hav-
Ing to leave the league in the middle
OF the season greatly impeded the
work Of getting II in shape for the
games this year. and Manager King
deserves great credit for the manner
In which he has brought II out. !
consider the Baker team quite as good
as Walla Walla and there ought 10
be great series between them when
the aggregation comes from the
Washington city next week. / predict
that all the cities now in the league
VIII have teams next year"
Manager Ritner came up from PEN
dleton yesterday and viii remain un-
I'll sunday.
East Oregonian : E.O. (Pendleton, OR) 1888-current, 1914-07-18
Dance MaxI.e In Jungle.

PHILADELPHIA. July 1s.-The
maxixe Is the rage among the semi
civilized South American Indian
bellies. according to DR.. w. c. Fara-
bee, leader OF the University OF Penn
sylvanIa's Amazon expedition. in let
ter just received at the museum here
From Southern British Guiana, in the
deepest jungle lands, the explorer
writes that he has seen the "mashka''
as the natives call the dance.
The costume Of the Indian miss cons
sists Of small apron hung with
bracelets. anklets and peanut shells,
he says. These shells. when agitated,
rattle. The peanut shells are worn
by both sexes. and the dance is one
used in counting. DR. Farabee says
the dance is very graceful.
A collection of specimens, includ-
ing "mashka" costumes, arrived at
the museum today The collection
contains some remarkable bows and
arrows.
East Oregonian : E.O. (Pendleton, OR) 1888-current, 1914-07-18
THIEF DISROBES BRIDE.
ORDERS HER INTO TUB

PHILADELPHIA, July 1S.-James
Baker arrested last night as the
youth who entered the home of Mrs
Helen Harvey. a 17-year-old bride
and after robbing the place compell-
ed Mrs. Harvey TO disrobe and climb
into bathtum. today was identified
by another woman. She declared
Baker had gained admission to her
home and tried to make her disrobe
also.
A third woman said Baker had been
a member of her Sunday school class
several years ago.
Mrs. Harvey was unable to appear
against Baker In the court proceed
ings. but earlier she positively iden-
titled him.
When questioned by detectives she
amplified her story OF Bakers alleg'
ed actions. declaring he forced her
into the parlor, made her take off al
her clothing, then ordered her to gel
In the bathtub and locked the door
He wrapped her clothes In a bundle
and threw them into the cellar. Mrs.
Harney said. SO that she would b'
uuable to interfere with him as h,
ransacked the house,
East Oregonian : E.O. (Pendleton, OR) 1888-current, 1914-07-18
BEARS WIN FROM YAKS
SCORE OF E|GHT-FOUR
SCORING THREE: TELFORD
FANS IL.

wALLA wALLA, Wash, July IS.
Especial. )-Walla Walla swung in
to the lead almost before North Yak
ina could get warmed up and after
that there was nothing to 1t.
Puggsley started for the Braves.
He walked the first two and then
Johnson picked out one for a home
run, scoring three. Puggsley was der
ricked for Holmes who did all right
for three innings. then he began 10
wabble. In the fifth a three bagger
and sacrifice scored one Bear and in
the sixth three singles and two err
rors brought In three. A three bag
ger and a single In the seventh
brought the final score.
Yakima got one each in the fourth,
fifth, seventh and eighth, more
through luck than anything else. The
first one came in off two walks. a
wild pitch and a passed ball The
others were a little more deserved.
Telford did fine work. tanning IL.