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The Prince George's enquirer and southern Maryland advertiser. (Upper Marlborough, Md.) 1882-1925, 1914-08-14
Little One Knew Who Were the
DweIlers in the Garden of Eden
Grandpa in Heaven.

Sunday School Teacher-"Can you
tell me who dwelt in the Garden of
Eden?" Little May-''Yes, ma'am-the
Adamses.''
What is an amateur, Bobby quer-
led his small sister. IAN amateur
replied Bobby, is anything that isn't
nature"
Mamma" queried little Myra, do
you think grandpa has really gone to
heaven?" Yes, DEAR" was the reply
Well" continued Myra, "Tll bet he
sneaks outside once in a while to
smoke his pipe"
In the lesson mention had been
made of the cant hook that is used in
rolling logs. Can you tell me what
a cant hook is, Tommy" asked the
teacher. Sure" replied Tommy.
It's COW that hasn't any horns
The Prince George's enquirer and southern Maryland advertiser. (Upper Marlborough, Md.) 1882-1925, 1914-08-14
Two Wicker Lamps.

A couple of wicker covered demi-
johns are going to do duty this sum-
mer IN a seashore bungalow as the
bases of lamps. One Of them received
only a thorough cleaning before being
pressed into service, and the other
was treated to coat of brown enamel
paint. On the light one has been fit
ted a spreading wicker shade, and on
the brown Japanese open work
shade lined with yellow Powered
chintz.
The latter will stand in the general
living room, which Is done in brown
and buff, and the former will illumine
the veranda from wicker table at the
window, through which the electric
light cord can be extended. Both dem
ijohns will, of course, be weighted so
that they cannot topple over easily.
The Prince George's enquirer and southern Maryland advertiser. (Upper Marlborough, Md.) 1882-1925, 1914-08-14
Beef Tongue,

Wash a fresh beef tongue, place in
deep kettle, cover with boiling wa
ter to which a teaspoonful of salt has
been added. Simmer gently one hour.
Take out, remove the skin and trim
off the roots. Place in casserole
with one teaspoonful Of butter and
two cupfuls of water, add davorfng
herbs, cover closely and cook three or
four hours. An hour before serving
add one cupful of raisins. When done
place tongue and raisins on platter
and thicken the gravy with one table
spoonful of -four. Serve on platter
or In the casserole. This is a good
flreIess recipe for summer.
The Prince George's enquirer and southern Maryland advertiser. (Upper Marlborough, Md.) 1882-1925, 1914-08-14
Worried About Him.

The landlord = well, the landlord
was quite unpopular. There was a
time when Irish landlords were. And
Mike and Tim were waiting for him
behind the hedge.
1t was evening and the long hours
very slowly passed.
Mike" said Tim, when another
hour had gone, what time is it ="
Mike struck a match and looked at
his watch.
"Eleven-thirty," he whispered.
is it that?" replied Tim. "An' it's
tonne he was here"
Another long wait followed. Then
again Tim inquired the hour.
Its ten minutes to twelve"
Tim looked anxious.
els it that?" he exclaimed. Hes
late-he's very late. l do hope moth
ms happened to him"
The Prince George's enquirer and southern Maryland advertiser. (Upper Marlborough, Md.) 1882-1925, 1914-08-14
Rhubarb Wine.

It must be made when the rhubarb
is quite ripe Into one gallon of boil
ing rain water cut eight pounds of
rhubarb in thin slices, put into tub
and cover closely with a thick cloth
or blanket. Stir twice daily for a
week. then strain through cloth and
add four pounds of preserving loaf
sugar, the juice of two lemons and
rind of one. To refine it take an
ounce of isinglass and dissolve it in a
pint of the liquor in a china-lined
saucepan. When quite cold add 1t to
the rest of the wine and cask It..
When the fermentation is over bung
It dowN
The Prince George's enquirer and southern Maryland advertiser. (Upper Marlborough, Md.) 1882-1925, 1914-08-14
WAY the Moon Chances.

1t was the tenth week after the
honeymoon. The great round moon
rolled up above the trees.
Jack" she said, Economically, do
you remember how the moon used to
affect you when you were calling on
me? Why, every time it went under
cloud you used to kiss me. You don't
do it now
NO." yawned Jack, as he lit his
pipe, "the moon affects the tides, but
not the tieds. The honeymoon ends
all moon nonsense"
And then she said he was the mean
est man in town and went over to cali
on the neighbors.
The Prince George's enquirer and southern Maryland advertiser. (Upper Marlborough, Md.) 1882-1925, 1914-08-14
Good That He Returned.

boy, watch my horse till l come
back!" called man to boy loung-
ing around the station, as he fastened
to bid farewell to a departing friend.
"Sure!" said the boy, taking the
reins.
Just then the locomotive whistled
ed at full speed up the road.
The boy started after the fleeing ami
NAL, and, as the owner appeared, ex-
claimed with relief:
Its good thing you came now. sir,
for l couldn't have watched him much
longer"
The Prince George's enquirer and southern Maryland advertiser. (Upper Marlborough, Md.) 1882-1925, 1914-08-14
Chilled Bananas.

Lay some bananas on ice for cou-
pie of hours before they are to be
served. Just before they are to go to
the table peel them and split each in
half lengthwise, and lay these halves
on a plate with a quarter of lemon
and heaping teaspoonful of powdered
sugar. Eat with fork or spoon after
sprinkling with lemon juice and dip
ping in sugar.
The Prince George's enquirer and southern Maryland advertiser. (Upper Marlborough, Md.) 1882-1925, 1914-08-14
Gold Meat With Tomato Jelly.


Place a fine-chopped onion In an
earthen saucepan Cook in butter un-
til the onion browns. Then pour in
small can of tomatoes or four large
fresh tomatoes Add also a tablespoon
full of wine vinegar, half tablespoon
full of salt and dash of paprika.
Meanwhile half teacupful Of gela-
tine should have been dissolved in
twice the quantity of cold water.
Pour this into the pan and stir
well. When all have been thoroughly
mixed and softened into blended
mass pour into mold that has an
open center When cold pour from the
mold and fill the center with chopped
cold meat Veal, lamb and chicken
are delicious thus served.
The Prince George's enquirer and southern Maryland advertiser. (Upper Marlborough, Md.) 1882-1925, 1914-08-14
Thousand Island DRESSING.

Take one cupful mayonnaise dressing,
mix with one~half cupful whipped
cream, add small amount of Tarragon
vinegar, one-half teaspoonful of impe-
rial sauce, then chop one hard boiled
egg, one green pepper, one pimento,
one pinch chives, mix we'll together
and squeeze the juice of one lemon
before serving. This sauce can be
served with any kind of salad.
The Prince George's enquirer and southern Maryland advertiser. (Upper Marlborough, Md.) 1882-1925, 1914-08-14
The New "Fourth."

John A. Bates, who for many years
has presided at an all-night drug store
in the Tenderloin, has the last word to
say on the question of safe and sane
Fourth.
Dull night, Doc" observed one OF
the regulars as the holiday was about
over
Dull! should say it was replied
Bates; cts been so dull I've been re-
fusing to sell alcohol all night, think
ing it was Sunday. New York Trib-
une.
The Prince George's enquirer and southern Maryland advertiser. (Upper Marlborough, Md.) 1882-1925, 1914-08-14
SAVING the Hands,

If you are doing Homework, try to
soil your hands as little as possible.
While busting and sweeping or doing
any dry, dirty work, wear loose pair
of old kid gloves. Rubber gloves are
no longer very expensive; provide
yourself with pair of these and use
them while washing dishes or any
work that demands the use Of strong
soap and water.
The Prince George's enquirer and southern Maryland advertiser. (Upper Marlborough, Md.) 1882-1925, 1914-08-14
tn Ersshen Cloth

If you would keep your tailored suit
always fresh and the skirt equally
worn with the coat, do not wear the
skirt indoors. The skirt will grow
shabby long before the, cloth is worn
out. Cloth should be pressed only
when absolutely necessary. A simple
way to freshen material which will
not stand frequent pressing is to hang
It over steam. An excellent way to
freshen serge that has grown shiny
is to brush it against the nap with a
cloth or a soft brush dampened in am
monia and water.
The Prince George's enquirer and southern Maryland advertiser. (Upper Marlborough, Md.) 1882-1925, 1914-08-14
Vinaiorette Salad,

Vinaigrette salad made with aspara-
gus stalks, chopped chicory and
heart of lettuce is delightfully."-
agreeable for a summer luncheon or
dinner. This salad is not served with
mayonnaise dressing, but with
Fxench dressing made with lemon
rather than vinegar and plenty Of the
best olive OIL
The Prince George's enquirer and southern Maryland advertiser. (Upper Marlborough, Md.) 1882-1925, 1914-08-14
Fruit Bouiiton,

Wash six ounces of sage and add It
gradually to two quarts Of nicely fla
vored white stock (veal or chicken.
Let it simmer gently till the sago Is
quite clear, put into it preserved rasp-
berries, currants or cherries. Ripe
fruit may be used in season, but must
be boiled with the sage. Serve In
cups. Add sugar to taste.
The Prince George's enquirer and southern Maryland advertiser. (Upper Marlborough, Md.) 1882-1925, 1914-08-14
Squash Puff.

Press a half pint of cooked squash
through sieve, and add rounding table
spoonful of butter (melted after meas
uring), four tablespoonful of milk,
and salt and pepper. then mix and
fold in two stiff1y beaten whites Of
eggs. Turn into a Huttered dish and
bake until the center Is firm. Serve
as side dish.
The Prince George's enquirer and southern Maryland advertiser. (Upper Marlborough, Md.) 1882-1925, 1914-08-14
The "PassWord."

At an eastern military academy the
night guard heard a noise. Halt:
Who goes there?" he called, in accord
ance with army regulations. 1t was
another student, bent on midnight
frolic, and he answered, Moses
This frivolous and utter disregard
of military rule brought back the COM
mand, the guard probably suspecting
the others identity, Advance, Moses,
and give the Ten Commandments"
The Prince George's enquirer and southern Maryland advertiser. (Upper Marlborough, Md.) 1882-1925, 1914-08-14

IN a r V e J.
Gus" means to-
distinguish, to set
apart. The low
kindness O t
God is distin-
guished or set
apart from any
other experience
known to man.
Cd 1t is mar
velous in it's orr
g l IL our pdSS1us
strange it is that
you and | in
Christ today, for
this message is
addressed to be-
The Prince George's enquirer and southern Maryland advertiser. (Upper Marlborough, Md.) 1882-1925, 1914-08-14

eff some of these financiers keep
telling on one another they'll all end
with the character that Cal Clay gave
the deacon
The speaker was Clifford Pinchot.
He resumed:
"Ca1 Clay was witness in behalf of
the deacon, who was up for chicken
stealing.
"'Calhoun, my man. the lawyer
said, what do you know of the dea-
cons character
"'Hit am unbleachable, sah,' Cal re-
Piled.
The Prince George's enquirer and southern Maryland advertiser. (Upper Marlborough, Md.) 1882-1925, 1914-08-14
Warnind.

Constant vigilance is the price OF
enduring beauty" said Lillian Russell
diet, exercise, sun baths, massage
constant vigilance" she repeated. lis
the price of enduring beauty. Many
splendid beauties pass their youth
recklessly killing time. Then, before
they're forty time turns round and
kills them"
The Prince George's enquirer and southern Maryland advertiser. (Upper Marlborough, Md.) 1882-1925, 1914-08-14
Beef Ribbed Steaks.

Cut out a thick steak from between
the bones, soak it IN salad and season
with salt and pepper. Broil on each
side for five minutes. Prepare some
maitre d'hotel butter on hot dish, lay
the steaks upon it and glaze over the
top. Time ten minutes to broil.
The Prince George's enquirer and southern Maryland advertiser. (Upper Marlborough, Md.) 1882-1925, 1914-08-14

l have grown to believe that the
one thing worth aiming at is simple
ity of heart and life; that the world
is very beautiful place; that con-
genial labor is the secret of happiness
A F. Benson.
The Prince George's enquirer and southern Maryland advertiser. (Upper Marlborough, Md.) 1882-1925, 1914-08-14

"Wombat's wife wants to go on the
stage"
We'll, he's rich enough to build
theater for her"
Yes, and to hire an audience."-
Kansas City Journal
The Prince George's enquirer and southern Maryland advertiser. (Upper Marlborough, Md.) 1882-1925, 1914-08-14
Domestic TRAGEDY,

1T must be done!'
With the air of an empress the
young wife swept from the room. The
young husband groaned aloud and pre-
pared for the worst.
There was a dread pause.
1T is done!" she exclaimed, trium-
phantly, as she placed on the table the
first pie she had ever made in all her
life.
The Prince George's enquirer and southern Maryland advertiser. (Upper Marlborough, Md.) 1882-1925, 1914-08-14
Blackberry jelly.

In making blackberry jelly 1t is
good plan to have one-third of the juice
from barberries or rhubarb and the
two other thirds from blackberries.
The sugar should be in the same pro-
portion as for strawberry jelly.
The Prince George's enquirer and southern Maryland advertiser. (Upper Marlborough, Md.) 1882-1925, 1914-08-14
Strawberry Sage.

Soak one cupful of sage in three
cuufuls of cold water for two hours.
then pour into a double boiler and
cook until the sage is transparent.
When cool pour it over strawberries
IN a mold. Serve very cold with sugar
and cream.
The Prince George's enquirer and southern Maryland advertiser. (Upper Marlborough, Md.) 1882-1925, 1914-08-14
a Distinction,

Mrs. Exe-Fm going down town
this morning.
Exe-Shopping, my dear?
Mrs. Exe-No, l haven't time for
that; just to buy some things that
need
The Prince George's enquirer and southern Maryland advertiser. (Upper Marlborough, Md.) 1882-1925, 1914-08-14
Bean Cakes.

Take leftover baked beans, mash
them with spoon, add an egg, one
half cupful of milk and enough crack
er crumbs to form into cakes. Fry in
a little hot lard like any other small
cake.
The Prince George's enquirer and southern Maryland advertiser. (Upper Marlborough, Md.) 1882-1925, 1914-08-14
Cauuht in the Act

He-I will not give you money for
new gown. l am positively opposed
to these diaphanous styles.
She-Oh, that's a transparent ex-
cuse.
The Prince George's enquirer and southern Maryland advertiser. (Upper Marlborough, Md.) 1882-1925, 1914-08-14
.IelIx.Makind Hint.

In making jelly, if you get 1t too
sweet and have no more juice, put in
little pure cider vinegar. The jelly
will "jell" at once, and the flavor will
not be at all impaired.
The Prince George's enquirer and southern Maryland advertiser. (Upper Marlborough, Md.) 1882-1925, 1914-08-14

NOTHING so EFFECTIVE AS ELIXIR
BABEK For Malaria, Chills & Fever.
Chief of Police, J. W. Reynolds, Newport
News, Va, says: 1t is a pleasure to recommend
Babek for Chills and Fever. Have used when
necessary for 90 years and havef found no remedy
as effective" Elixir la bek so cents, all drug
gists or by Parcel Post prepaid, from Klocze1y-
ski g. Co., Washington, D. G.
A Good Move-Babek Liver Pills.
50 nile 25 cents
The Prince George's enquirer and southern Maryland advertiser. (Upper Marlborough, Md.) 1882-1925, 1914-08-14
THINK OF THE MILLIONS

that have been relieved in the past Is
years by Wright's Indian Vegetable
Pills and decide whether they are not
worth a trial. They regulate the
bowels, stimulate the liver and purify
the blood. Adv.
The Prince George's enquirer and southern Maryland advertiser. (Upper Marlborough, Md.) 1882-1925, 1914-08-14

The person whose childhood is not
bright with memories Of Christian
hymns sung by a cody mother have
missed one of the priceless heritages.
The Prince George's enquirer and southern Maryland advertiser. (Upper Marlborough, Md.) 1882-1925, 1914-08-14
Not a Buffer,

Silas-I read that old Seneca said
no possession is gratifying without a
companion with whom to share it.
Hell guess Seneca never held a
Joker and two bowers.
The Prince George's enquirer and southern Maryland advertiser. (Upper Marlborough, Md.) 1882-1925, 1914-08-14

Moderation in Expense-A sanctu-
airy into which no usurer can enter,
to pluck thence and carry away any
debtor prisoner-Plutarch
The Prince George's enquirer and southern Maryland advertiser. (Upper Marlborough, Md.) 1882-1925, 1914-08-14
To Clean the Rathtub.

A new way to clean porcelain bath
tuh is by putting little coarse salt
into the danlpened tub and then rub
bling it briskly with rag wet with tur-
peDtine,
The Prince George's enquirer and southern Maryland advertiser. (Upper Marlborough, Md.) 1882-1925, 1914-08-14
A 25-YEAR CASE
OF ECZEMA CURED

Mr.. Butler Edgar of Danville, Pa,
writes: 81 have had an aggravated
case of Eczema for over rs years. My
hands were unsightly for great part
of that long period. I have used seven
soc. bottles of Hancock's Sulphur
Compound and one jar of Hancock's
Sulphur Ointment 1 feel as though
had brand new pair of hands. My
case has been such an aggravated
one. Hancock's Sulphur Compound
has cured me and l am certain it will
cure anyone if they persist in using it
according to directions" Hancock's
Sulphur Compound and Ointment are
sold by all dealers. Hancock Liquid
Sulphur Co., Baltimore. Md.-Adv.
The Prince George's enquirer and southern Maryland advertiser. (Upper Marlborough, Md.) 1882-1925, 1914-08-14
A SUGGESTION.

Mrs. F1atte-Don't you think this
hair sofa of ours looks little dirty?
Mr. F1atte-Yes; why not let your
maid shampoo it?
The Prince George's enquirer and southern Maryland advertiser. (Upper Marlborough, Md.) 1882-1925, 1914-08-14
Limited.

He seems to be wandering in his
mind"
Then he can't stray very far"
The Prince George's enquirer and southern Maryland advertiser. (Upper Marlborough, Md.) 1882-1925, 1914-08-14

If we could only get all the kickers
and knockers together and compel
them to fight it out!
The Prince George's enquirer and southern Maryland advertiser. (Upper Marlborough, Md.) 1882-1925, 1914-08-14

Not Always to the Swift.
Budd-So he beat you at chess?
Judd-Yes; / wasn't slow enough.
The Prince George's enquirer and southern Maryland advertiser. (Upper Marlborough, Md.) 1882-1925, 1914-08-14

He that has character need have no
fear of his condition. Character will
draw condition after it'll. w.
Beecher.
The Prince George's enquirer and southern Maryland advertiser. (Upper Marlborough, Md.) 1882-1925, 1914-08-14

When our side wins it is always the
Triumph of Right over Wrong.
The Prince George's enquirer and southern Maryland advertiser. (Upper Marlborough, Md.) 1882-1925, 1914-08-14

The fact that a mans home is mort
gagged is no sign that he owns an au
tomobile.
The Prince George's enquirer and southern Maryland advertiser. (Upper Marlborough, Md.) 1882-1925, 1914-08-14

A girl just can't help admiring .
young man who f1irts with her
The Prince George's enquirer and southern Maryland advertiser. (Upper Marlborough, Md.) 1882-1925, 1914-08-14

YOUR OWN DRUGGIST WILL TELL you
Try Murine BYE Remedy for , Red, Weak, Mal.ery
lust Eve Comfort. Write for Book of the Eye
~ mali Free. Murine Eye, Remedy Co.. Chicago
The Prince George's enquirer and southern Maryland advertiser. (Upper Marlborough, Md.) 1882-1925, 1914-08-14
Expert Testimony.

''They say" declared Brown that
twins are always alike in disposition
do the same things at the same time.
How is it, Jones?"
"All l can say" replied Jones, the
father of twin babies, "is that l wish
mine would sleep at the same time"
The Prince George's enquirer and southern Maryland advertiser. (Upper Marlborough, Md.) 1882-1925, 1914-08-14
But II Can't Be Gathered,

A Berlin professor estimates the
commercial value in electricity of q
flash of lightning lasting for one
thousandth of a second at 20 cents.
The Prince George's enquirer and southern Maryland advertiser. (Upper Marlborough, Md.) 1882-1925, 1914-08-14

Some people are tireless in making
others tired.
The Prince George's enquirer and southern Maryland advertiser. (Upper Marlborough, Md.) 1882-1925, 1914-08-14

Forty babies out of every one hun
dred born in the United States do not
receive medical attention at birth.
The Prince George's enquirer and southern Maryland advertiser. (Upper Marlborough, Md.) 1882-1925, 1914-08-14
Neighborly Regularity

How often do you cut your grass ?"
Every time my neighbor has his
lawn mower sharpened."
The Prince George's enquirer and southern Maryland advertiser. (Upper Marlborough, Md.) 1882-1925, 1914-08-14

1t is never too late to mend, but 1t
is Just as well IL you don't have to.
The Prince George's enquirer and southern Maryland advertiser. (Upper Marlborough, Md.) 1882-1925, 1914-08-14

Tell me not it needs two to make
quarrel; one match is enough to kim
die a hia5a Ivan Panin.
The Prince George's enquirer and southern Maryland advertiser. (Upper Marlborough, Md.) 1882-1925, 1914-08-14

1t takes a smart mother to manu-
facture smart sayings for her children.
The Prince George's enquirer and southern Maryland advertiser. (Upper Marlborough, Md.) 1882-1925, 1914-08-14

Some girls make it point to blush
at everything they don't understand.
The Prince George's enquirer and southern Maryland advertiser. (Upper Marlborough, Md.) 1882-1925, 1914-08-14
Place for One.

Hes a civil engineer"
THAT so? l wish they'd hire him
for our apartment building"
The Prince George's enquirer and southern Maryland advertiser. (Upper Marlborough, Md.) 1882-1925, 1914-08-14

And most people gladly take advice
from a stranger.
The Prince George's enquirer and southern Maryland advertiser. (Upper Marlborough, Md.) 1882-1925, 1914-08-14
God S Loving
Kindness
By REV. JAMES M. CRAY. D. D.
Dean Of the Moody Bible Institute.
Chicago

TEXT-Show thy marvellous loving
blindness. Ps. III.
The Maryville times. (Maryville, Tenn.) 1884-1944, 1914-01-16
Mentor

Sunday School at Mentor reelected
officers for the year Sunday the nth. J.
R. Kennedy, Supt., H. S. Orr, Asst. Supt
Mary Orr, Sec'y and Treas.
Health of our community very good.
Mrs. Ella Prather and children of Louis
vile have been visiting her brother J. R
Kennedy recently.
Miss Jane George spent Saturday nigh
with Miss Marie Orr.
Mrs. J. H. Hicks and niece Miss Trula
Hampson spent Saturday night with San
Ballard and family of Billiards. Chapel
Mr.. and Mrs. C. NJ. George of Maryvill'
were visiting at the home A. c. Clemens
a few days of last week.
Mrs. T G. Callahan and little son were
recent visitors at her parents Mr.. and Mrs,
]. w. McCosh of Louisville.
Misses Marie Orr and Jane George at,
tended Church at Green's Sunday.
Miss Anna Eliza Gillespie died Friday
morning about one O'Clock at the home Of
her sister Mrs. James Hunt, interment al
the Louisville Cemetery Saturday morning
The bsreaved ones have the sympathy o.
the entire community.
The Maryville times. (Maryville, Tenn.) 1884-1944, 1914-01-16
Land Sale Notice

By virtue of an order of sale issued to me
by Joe H. Gamble, Clerk of the Circuit
Court of Blount County, Tennessee, in the
case of Goddard Brothers VS.. Aaron Dunlap
I will on the II day Of January 1914, at the
Court House door at 1890 a. m. in the
town of Maryville, sell for cash in hand,
the following described property, to-wit,
all the right, title and interest Aaron Dun
lap has in and to the following described
real estate. One acre of ground situated
in Miser Station, Blount County, Tennessee
and bounded on the North. by Cox; on the
East by Brown; on the South by Mcconnell
and on the West by Mcconnell. Said real
estate being levied upon and ordered sold
by said court as the prope ty of Aaron
Dunlap to satisfy judgement due Goddard
Borthers.
This the "a day of December 1913.
G. r. Davis,
Dept. Sheriff.