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White Pine news weekly mining review. [volume] (East Ely, Nev.) 1910-1920, 1914-01-18

OhtsJ
The following was sent by a friend
and ex-patient. 1t was accompanied
by his picture. which was taken with
a fine specimen of the animal which
built our Colorado scenic roads, SAYS
the editor of the Hygienist:
A very punctilious lady friend of
mine says that | should be ashamed
to have my picture taken with a lack
ass. don't know why. He may be
inferior to me in many things but |
am inferior to him In many others. II
Is true that | am his master and can
lead him about, but | am also led
about and am a slave to my appetite
and passions.
He was born a jackass and cant
help It, while | have deliberately
made a jaekass of myself times with
out number. Neither of us were con-
suited when We were brought into
this world and We are hustled out OF
IL willy-nilly. His clay may mix with
mine and stop the cracks to keep
the cold away
lie Is not able TO experience some
OF the pleasures | know but he Is
immune to my disappointments. He
Is uncomplaining about what is and
what he gets while | am continually
narrowed by desires and longings
which lure ne hitlser and thither
> wills-o.the-wisp in a
forest of ideals.
He Invariably knows when he
has enough: | seldom do. He Is not
annoyed by the jackassy acts of 9TH
er jackasses. | am. He will not eat
beyond his capacity to digest. and
never yet has he put into his mounth
an enemy to steal away his brains"
lie has never been vaccinated with
serum, anti-diphtherialcum, maggot
juice tmore commonly known as ty-
poid ~vaeeine) or pure" pus from the
bodies Of diseased kline; his appendix
and tonsills are all intact; he has bad
nothing cut out. clipped off or squirt
ed in; he has never taken a dose of
medicine. and strange as it may seem.
he has never been sick a day In his
life.
He is satisfied to live today. He
does not worry himself trying to
solve the riddle of his origin and ex-
istence, nor does he exhaust his
strength in futile attempts to lift the
Veil of Isis.
| could prove by dozens of anthro-
biological traits of his and hundreds
OF asinine acts of mine that he is my
brother, but why prove it when | adj
nit IL?
] love MIN. | admire the animality
which is his. | take off my hat to his
innocent. Unconscious frankness, and
his shameless %unblushing natural
ness.
White Pine news weekly mining review. [volume] (East Ely, Nev.) 1910-1920, 1914-01-18
World of Gold.

DO you wish you had a world of gold
With a turquois roof ON high,
And a coral east and a ruby west
And diamonds in the sky.
DO 0 wish there were little doors
of air
That a child might open wide,
Where were emerald chairs and a
tourmaline rug.
And a moonstone moon beside?
Do you wish the lake were silver
plates
And the sea a sapphire dish?
What a wonderful, wonderful
world 1t is
For haven't you got your wish?
-Zona Gale.
White Pine news weekly mining review. [volume] (East Ely, Nev.) 1910-1920, 1914-01-18
A Single Thought.

John, a rather backward lover. sat
at one end of the sofa, and his sweet
heart at the other. Both minds were
too full to carry on conversation. but
at last the lady spoke:
John. what are you thinking
about?"
John awakened from his dream.
answered with a drawl, "Oh, just the
same as you are" and was surprised
TO get the retort.
IF you do I'll box your ears"
White Pine news weekly mining review. [volume] (East Ely, Nev.) 1910-1920, 1914-01-18
APPLICATION NO. 1852.
Notice of Application for Permission
to Appropriate the Public Waters
of the State of Nevada.

Notice is hereby given that on the
LIST day of December, 1913, in acc
cordance with Section So, Chapter
f40, of the Statutes of 1913, the
Adams-MeGill Co., incorporated
of Ely, County Of White Pine, and
State of Nevada, made application to
the State Engineer of Nevada for
permission to appropriate the pubic
waters of the State of Nevada. Such
appropriation is to be made from
Cleveland Creek, at a point on Cleve-
land Creek whence Sec. Cor, COM
mon to Sects. 10, Is, 10, and "a, on
Range line between T. 16 N. r. Sc
and T. 81 East, bears N. AZ de. f.,
1893 feet distant, by means of dams
and twelve cubic feet per second is
to be conveyed to Wa of SEA-,
SWA of NE Sec. 32 M of NEH
Sec. 80, So of Sc n Sec. 20, NWA
of SEA Sec. 20, VIZ of Eh of Sec
II. NJ of SWA Sec. %, NWH Sec.
30, VIZ of Sec. 20. VIZ Sec. II
VIZ of NEA Sec. II, NWA of Sc
a Sec. IT VIZ of SCI Sec. II, Wa
of SEA Sec 16, Eh Of NEH Sec. Is,
ISWA of SW II Sec. 10, NEA ofSW
u Sec. Is, Eh Sec. 16 E hofNWA
Sec. 10. Eh of VIZ Sec. 8, T. Is N
r. 81 E., NEA Sec. "a Eh of NV
u Sec. "a. EA of SW a Sec. "a, w
" of SEA Sec. "a. SWA of SWH
of SWA Sec. "a. T. II N. r. 81 E..
NJ. d. BE- NJ. by means of bitches
and there used for winter irrigation
purposes. Water not to be returned
to stream.
w. M. KEARNEY,
State Engineer.
! First Publication Dec. IA, 1917
(Last Publication Jan. II, 1914
White Pine news weekly mining review. [volume] (East Ely, Nev.) 1910-1920, 1914-01-18
The Art of Oratory.

| suppose you have been giving
your people out home something to
think about"
NO" replied Senator Sorghum,
II have been telling them funny
stories to keep them from thinking
Washington Star.
White Pine news weekly mining review. [volume] (East Ely, Nev.) 1910-1920, 1914-01-18

lEANtE.
Lean on myself until thy strength
is tried;
Then ask Gods help; it will not be
denied.
Use thine own sight to see the way
When darkness falls ask God the
path to show.
Think for myself and reason out thy
God has his work, and thou hast
thine, oh man,
Exert thy will and use it for con-
troll;
God gave thee jurisdiction of thy
All thine immortal powers bring into
play
Think, act, strive, reason, then look
up and pray.
Ella Wheeler Wilcox.
White Pine news weekly mining review. [volume] (East Ely, Nev.) 1910-1920, 1914-01-18
The Law of Chance.

May Nissan. I'm afraid papa
would make a scene If he came home
and found you here"
Jack Willing. Il just left him at
the club; he won't be home very
early"
May Nissan. How do you
known"
Jack Willing. HE was two hun
dred In the hole when | left. PUCK.
White Pine news weekly mining review. [volume] (East Ely, Nev.) 1910-1920, 1914-01-18

Questions OF The Day.
The Servant Question. How many
is Their In the family"
The Divorce Question. How much
alimony?"
The Woman Suffrage Question.
rs my bomb on straight"
The immigration Question.
What's in a namesky?"
The Graft Question. What are we
here for?"-Life.
White Pine news weekly mining review. [volume] (East Ely, Nev.) 1910-1920, 1914-01-18
Source of All Trouble.

Most of the trouble in this world
is due to the fact that about II
half the people in it are men and the
other half women.=Chicago News.
White Pine news weekly mining review. [volume] (East Ely, Nev.) 1910-1920, 1914-01-18
Mrafhful Pun.

''You have run the town into debt
with your theories" said the promi-
nent citizen.
I'm afraid my ideas are a little
Utopian.' confessed the young Of
fetal.
They're worse than that. They're
ACKNOWLEDGEMENTS Star.
White Pine news weekly mining review. [volume] (East Ely, Nev.) 1910-1920, 1914-01-18

I'm introducing a brand-new in
vention-- q combined talking ma
chine, carpet sweeper and a letter
opener" said the agent, stepping
briskly into an Office.
Got one already" answered the
proprietor. I'm married"
White Pine news weekly mining review. [volume] (East Ely, Nev.) 1910-1920, 1914-01-18
The Difference.

When a man looks at a woman II is
because he wants to look at her:
when a woman looks at a man 1t is
because she wants him to look at her.
-Tatler.
White Pine news weekly mining review. [volume] (East Ely, Nev.) 1910-1920, 1914-01-18
WISE AND

why don't you see that your
daughters learn to cook
why should |. They wouldn't
cook for me. Let their husbands
supply the material for them to prac-
tioe ON louisville Courier-1ournal
White Pine news weekly mining review. [volume] (East Ely, Nev.) 1910-1920, 1914-01-18

London claims that 1t has the
worse telephone service in the world.
How those Englishmen do brag.'-
Detroit Free Press.
White Pine news weekly mining review. [volume] (East Ely, Nev.) 1910-1920, 1914-01-18

Briggs. What did your wife say
about your staying out so late the
other night?"
Griggs. Don't ask me yet.
When she gets through with the
subject, I'll condense It for YOU"
White Pine news weekly mining review. [volume] (East Ely, Nev.) 1910-1920, 1914-01-18
Circular Evolution.

"Jim"-errand boy.
"James"-office boy.
'Brown"-clerk.
Mr.. Brown'-head clerk.
"Brown"-junior member of the
firm.
James -son-in-law of head of
firm.
Jim head of the firm and pow
Ell on the street.-The.
White Pine news weekly mining review. [volume] (East Ely, Nev.) 1910-1920, 1914-01-18
The Only Effective Way.

There are a lot of evils in this
country"
That's true"
Then why don't you protest
against them2"
Il do"
II never have heard you say a
word"
mo? | cant see that conyersa-
ton does much good. ] protest in a
more effective way"
what do you do?"
Il te."-Detroit Free Press.
White Pine news weekly mining review. [volume] (East Ely, Nev.) 1910-1920, 1914-01-18
In Varsity Terms.

Taper. What is it a man longs
most for after he's beeen married a
few years."
Capper. A bachelors degree
White Pine news weekly mining review. [volume] (East Ely, Nev.) 1910-1920, 1914-01-18

A woman ean take a plume and
wear ii on one side of her hat one
day. on the other side another day,
on the front of her hat another day,
on the front of her hat another day
and on the back another day. She
can wear IL eurled around the rim,
under the rim. across the crown or
straight up in the air. But ii a man
happens to put his hat on with the
rear end in front he looks like 4
durn fool Cincinnati Enquirer.
White Pine news weekly mining review. [volume] (East Ely, Nev.) 1910-1920, 1914-01-18

my husband has told me an un-
truth said the woman whose mouth
turned down at the orners.
Dear me-" said the oma who
listens, eagerly. What about
II told him Fido was sick and he
said he was sorry to hear tt
Washington Star.
White Pine news weekly mining review. [volume] (East Ely, Nev.) 1910-1920, 1914-01-18

Choen. Gould you lend me ten
dollars, Jake. until mex week"
Goldberg. 1T hurts me to say I
can't. Abe. l got quinsey sore
throat. Puck.
White Pine news weekly mining review. [volume] (East Ely, Nev.) 1910-1920, 1914-01-18

Make your lives out of love-.
Temple Thurston.
White Pine news weekly mining review. [volume] (East Ely, Nev.) 1910-1920, 1914-01-18

Cellstic Gracious. monsieur,
How is 1t that the less material used
in my gown the more it costs?"
mo madame, ct is because of re
art to create 70 illusion Eat you are
well gowned Judge.
White Pine news weekly mining review. [volume] (East Ely, Nev.) 1910-1920, 1914-01-18

All things come to those who wait.
YOU know
a mountain top for an ocean liner?"
Boston Transcript.
White Pine news weekly mining review. [volume] (East Ely, Nev.) 1910-1920, 1914-01-18
w. M. KEARNEY,
State Engineer.

First Publication Dec. IA, 1917
CLast Publication Jan. II, 1914
White Pine news weekly mining review. [volume] (East Ely, Nev.) 1910-1920, 1914-01-18

IL wish | knew who our youngest
has been playing with"
Why"
"She seems to be learning things
that | do not wish her to. Last night
when she finished her little prayer
she added a postscript: Lord. pre-
us Houston Post.
Albuquerque morning journal. [volume] (Albuquerque, N.M.) 1903-1926, 1914-04-05

features she is the FIRST steamer ever
Quilt with tunnels which do not pass
directly through the centera of the
decks Each Of her three great fun
ncls divides IN the form of the letter
"Y" at n point beneath the lowest
passenger deck. ana join again in %
single tube which rises above her up-
permost deck. The space occupied by
the ordinary tunnels passing through
the middle Of the decks Is thus iett
clear, and the public cabins may thus
occupy the deck without obstruction
Taking advantage of this new arr
rtngcment of the tunnels the grand
dining room of the Naterland VIII pe
unique. DO will accommodate 500 pas
sengers at one time, an seated upon
the same deck The great size and
steadiness of the steamer make 10
possible to furnish the dining room
with movable dining room chairs. ln
place Of the swivel seats firmly att
taChed 10 the floors, common to ocean
steamers i'm addition 30 the regular
dining room, the Naterland will have
an elaborate Rit2-Carlton restaurant
q grill room and palm garden. The
main dining room of the Ritz is built
oval in form exactly reproducing its
counterpart jan New YORK City
The great social han of the Water
land Is even larger than the famous
ban room Of the lmperator which has
attracted Worldwide attention This
sumptuous public cabin will be the
largest ever constructed on shipboard.
10 IS rooted with glass. uninterrupted
by pillars or supports Of any kind, and
Albuquerque morning journal. [volume] (Albuquerque, N.M.) 1903-1926, 1914-04-05

The distinction of being the largest
ship in the world is now held by the
steamship Vaterland. of the Hamburg
American line while closely resombl-
ing her lannon's sister ship. the lm-
perator, the new queen of the seas
exceeds her in all dimensions. The
Naterland measures $50 feet, or nearly
five city blocks in length. 100 feet in
width, and has a tonnage of $4,000.
The leading decorators of Europe have
been engaged TO design and furnish
her sumptuous cabins, each of which
is a materpieee in its decorative style.
The Vaterland will sail from HAM
burg on her maiden trip, june q ar
irving i'm New York on June II.
Every conceivable precautiOn has
been taken i'm the construction and
equipment of the Naterland to assure
complete safety. AS i'm the case of the
lmperator. her hull has been con
structed with a complete inner skin
carried high above the water line.
making her a ship within "a ship She
o. provided with both longitudinal
and transverse bulkhoads giving her
% cellular construction, rendering her
proof against collisions and similar
accidents. She carries life boats more
than sufficient to accommodate am on
board Her powerful wireless appara-
tus enables her to Keep continuously
i'm touch with land. A unique feature
is a complete lire department recruit
ed from the fire departments of Ger
man cities The efficiency of her
equipment Is assured by frequent
drills and rigid discipline
The Naterland has many original
Albuquerque morning journal. [volume] (Albuquerque, N.M.) 1903-1926, 1914-04-05

several recessed seuts and cO2vfsor-
ners lend II homellke appearance To-
the great room. Opening directly from
the smoking room are two waiting
rooms for gentlemen.
Tho great size OF the Naterland has
made 1T possible 60 make her state-
rooms unusually cummudious. Tho
Nalorland IS the FIRST ship 10 be built
with three pussageWays running
lengthwnys. which serve 90 supply eve
ery. stateroom with abundant light and
fresh air. and give The ship AN effect
OF roomIness throughout I'm every
stutcroum artistic hedsteads replace
The ruilt-m beds or berths common
to- most ships Each room Is besides
supplied with "a marble Washstund
aud with both running hot and cold
water Special attention has been paid
To- the mirrors of the staterooms, aud
the arrangement of lights and the
closet space.
The passengers on the Naterland
have the choice Of ID great variety of
private suites which assure the pri-
yacv of onc's own home Throughout
the crossing These suites vary n size
from two 10 twelve rooms They are
furnished i'm "a variety of decorative
STYLES and color schemes Co satisfy
every taste The most elaborate of
these suites. known us tho Imperial
Suites include bedrooms sitting
room, breakfast room. two baths SER
wants rooms and private deck. A
large proportion of the sater0oms
have private bath rooms and the other
baths are SO distributed as 60 Ae con
Albuquerque morning journal. [volume] (Albuquerque, N.M.) 1903-1926, 1914-04-05
CRIMES IN ST. LOUIS
ARE DOUBLED WHEN
VICE ZONE is SHUT

9 ST. Louis. April Grimes q
9 against women have increased Q
g almost 100 per cent in 81, Louis q
@ since the board of police COM q
@ missioners "a month ago abolished &.
o the segregated vice quarter g
p Since the resorts on Lucas ave- g
% nue. were closed complaints .
have been coming in from all g
o parts Of the city that the form q
or inmates of the segregated o
quarter are invading the resi- g
4. donce and business parts OF e
d" town. q
o Police investigation has dis e
2 closed that many women are :
" now active In manicuring and :
ma ssage parlors.
eTelegram from ST. Louis TO .
o Denver Post, Wednesday April /,
Z" list ADV
Q o . o o Q o o o o o o o o o Q 4
Albuquerque morning journal. [volume] (Albuquerque, N.M.) 1903-1926, 1914-04-05

illuminated by concealed lights The
woodwork throughout is richly carved,
the walls are panelled with rare tap-
cstries and set with statues a unique
feature of thc social han Us a theatric-
M stage.
The elaborate swimming pool 81 the
Naterland and her various electric
therapeutic. and other baths lend her
the attraction of u great sen or patn-
ing resort Tho pool which reproducos
~ Roman bath extends through three
decks II consists of three large rooms
AN entrance hail. with hand painted
walls and a floor of ornamental moo
safes, am antechamher rooted with
glass and the pool The roof of the
pool Is supported hy ten marble pile
lars. and arranged along the sides arr
twenty eight bath cabins INA these
rooms VIII be found electric light
baths. water cures. carbouic acid
baths. needle baths, massage rooms, o.
barber shop. hair dressing parl0r etc.
The pool As constantly refilling and
kept at uniform temperature
The smoking room OF the Vaterland
is one of the largest and most luXuri-
Oils cabins ever devoted 10 the pur-
pose. IL has been placed on am upper
deck forward occupying the space
usually taken hy the officers quar-
ters. and extends the width of the
ship. The smoking room rs. therefore.
open on three sides, thus assuring per-
feet ventilation and excellent light
The cabin has been sumptuously dec
grated with a wealth of rich panell-
ing and carving, a deep fireplace and
Albuquerque morning journal. [volume] (Albuquerque, N.M.) 1903-1926, 1914-04-05

man holds the woman so tightly g.
him that their bodies touch above the
waist Nor is il permitted for her
head to rest upon his shoulder. ur TOR
him to pull her hand ana arm down
behind his back, drawing her body
to one side. Wrigglng shoulders,
shaking hips, flouncing elbows ana
pumping arms are to be avoided. 80
are hops and low, fantastic acrohatle
dips
In the movies society saw
Paron de Myer and Miss Alice Earle
do the one-stcp and half-and-halt the
standard way Mrs. Edward Roscoe
Mathews. who holds her own secure
position in the Washington square set
with Quentin Tod as her partner,
danced the tango, the make ANA the
hesitation on the screen.
Different Steps Approved.
And Miss Elizabeth Marbury. chair
man Of the conference. held hand
ful Of written vouchers approving ga z
methods shown. Vernon Castle placed
his o. Is. on the one-step. Mis-. Castle
ON the half-an1-half quentin Iod
Albuquerque morning journal. [volume] (Albuquerque, N.M.) 1903-1926, 1914-04-05

passed The hesitation, a. Louis and
Madame Dilirio praised the make,
ana Casimiro Ain the Argentine tango
expert, settled once for an the evolu-
tlons of that most debated of dances.
Casmiro should know. for in his
Buenes Ayres school eight sisters niny
cousins and one brother each teach
the tango
The dances put into standard form,
We're all characterized By the mini
mum of contact between the dancers.
IN the tango, for instance, Mr. Tods
right hand rested lightly against his
partners back and his left hand held
her right well mp In the air and par
allel 60 his body. I'm one position OF
the maXiXe the dancers wero back 90
each other, their four hands clasplng
lightly over their heads.
The new dances were disnfectel.
they are now weighed and measured.
Albuquerque morning journal. [volume] (Albuquerque, N.M.) 1903-1926, 1914-04-05

Mrs. VIM NJ Thompson. Of Battle
Creek. Mich. writes II have been
troubled with Indigestion, sour stOm-
ach and bad BREATH After taking two
bottles of Chamberlains Tablets / am
we'll. These tablets are splendid-none
better" Far sale BIZ all dealers
Albuquerque morning journal. [volume] (Albuquerque, N.M.) 1903-1926, 1914-04-05
prc,cnls Glin--Cnrcs Grin

LAXATIVE BROMO Qu1NlNE re-
moves the cause There is only one
l"BH0M0 81 iNINE. Looi> lor signa-
'tnre Of Il. W GROVE. 25c
Albuquerque morning journal. [volume] (Albuquerque, N.M.) 1903-1926, 1914-04-05
army Fights Tango.

Drilled to tangle up the most easy
running tango party ton picked men
and women soldiers of the salvation
Army have this week begun 20 invade
the dance doors "a the lobster belt
equipped with lusty lungs. a coruet
and base drum OF great carrying
power on gospel chants
II am entrance can be effected 10 the
lair of the turkey trottcrs, this sturdy
-euttsH t4keA-a firm stand in tho center
of the vaNcd tloor and hurts its vocal
and instrumental ammunition nj the
dipping youths and maideus to the ut-
gov rnnf ~ he most determined darky
dance band ii has yet encountered
Albuquerque morning journal. [volume] (Albuquerque, N.M.) 1903-1926, 1914-04-05

the most unique project IN penal his,
tory here
Segregation, sanitation and seclu.
sion, with all the advantages of light
and air pouring into every window
of IT'S towering walls. are features
that win mako model detention and
trial conditions for women. accord
ing 20 the Psychologists behind the
project Beside the chambers for the
womens court and the modern coils,
grouped according TO the various eus-
Situations of crime, the now womon's
penal skyscraper will contain hospi-
tai wards, observation quarters. do
tention home, "a finger print bureau
ANA every other known establishment
u thc scientific handling of female
criminals
Albuquerque morning journal. [volume] (Albuquerque, N.M.) 1903-1926, 1914-04-05

Freed az last from the ice and snow
that has hobbled an street movement
about this city for many weeks of win
try weather the surface of Manhattan
island b today just coming nto view.
cracked ana twisted under the weight
of Dos load. and with ali The forces ut
their command, the municipal high
way PAYERS are now preparing to re-
pair the damage done by recent
storms
$50 one has set been able 10 esti-
mate what Sew York must pay for
SNOW removal and this patching up
of tbo crumbling pavement bat a
million and "a half of the niekles ~
their passengers are known today 90
have been expended by the surface
car lines here simply for clearing the
tracks uf the SHOWS of the month of
February, no the tWo-f0ot strips If
pavement beside their rails. which an
old state Inv still requires OF the trot-
ley men on the obsolete theory that
horse car teams might swcrye to wear
ont the asphalt viii cost 100 this cIty
almost = hundred thousand dollars
alone as the result OF this winters
fee grim BID BE- calculated.
Albuquerque morning journal. [volume] (Albuquerque, N.M.) 1903-1926, 1914-04-05

Henry haurs baggage Phone os9.
The Birmingham age-herald., 1914-09-06
TABLE D'HOTE AT
 PRESS CLUB TONIGHT

Secretary Dameron has a surprise iu club tonight. In addition to the s'ress Club Orchestra with Miss Kelley as soloist. there will be another enter tainment. Last Sunday q quartette was engaged to assist the club singer. but Mr Dameron declined to say what he had provided for today.
 The menu and musical programme follows:
 Salted Almonds Celery Hearts Queen Olives
 Cream of Asparagus
 or
 Jellied Consomn-e
 Broiled Spanish MaelSeroi Peanut Butter Sauce
 Broiled Spring Chicken on Toast
 Julienne Potatoes
 Baked Stuffed Peppers
 Asparagus Tips Drawn Butter Lettuce and Tomato. French Dressing Fruit Jello With Whipped Cream Chocolate Ice Cream Assorted Cake
 Roquefort Cheese q Demi Tasse
 '1ronclad.' (Brown). 'Marquita." (Aronson). 'sTwas in September," tHeip) Miss Kelly The Kiss Waltz,* selection. Uampe). Ghost Dance. tSalisbury). AS Thro the Streetu.~ (Puccini) Miss Kelly. 'sNocturne," Op. 9. No. ?, (Chopin). "Puppchen.' (GilbeH). If Every Girl Were . Beautiful Rose. (Byrne)-Miss Kelly. Maori" tGyers) "Jamais Trop,' (Frey). Here's to Love" (Rubsns). fb) Popular requests.- Kelly.