The evening herald. [volume] (Albuquerque, New Mexico) 1914-1922, 1914-02-12
IADC In The Solar
JABN PlcIus.


IT as WHISPERED that j. Ham
Lewis is somewhat pctulant with
London and Paris on account oi the
recent craze for ID Scins The hair blue.
\ Roland fDr an Oliver.
I shot an arrow loo the air.
% f,n Co earth. / know not who're
Hut when Do atruck-this b. no myth.
ll Dot Be- struck someone named
smith.
r. a. oliver. in Yonkcrs Statesman
threw % brickhat IN the air.
knew 'twuuld drop. didn't care.
Ana when 10 struck-both loud and
hard
I'm bet IL Drained some petty bard.
w. r. Rose, in Cleveland Plain
hurled some coffee grounds In the
air.
They fell knew darn wcll Just
where.
From language lurid and
q dropped them o'er my %neighoor's
fence.
JUST BECAUSE Il woman says she
likes another Womau's hat is no sign
she would wear the horrid thing.
o
Even Harder.
he had e heart as hard as stone.
This villainous old gent;
Perhaps we better say as hard
As re-Cuforced cement
o
ONE WONDERS n villa rs az mad
At that bandit Castillo as he thinks
he iH
CALIFORNIA ls about To got 10 PEN
| ga mctory-you simply can't prevent
that state from makins her mark.
d
If ROCKEFELLER decides Co pay
that St2. 600. 900 taxes he mny have
to give up one ui hia automobiles,
o
Costume Missing.
| From the Washington Herald
Press reports say Anna Held lost "a
bairpin the other day. 10 she doesn't
set another one the police may stop
her show
a DISPATCH says q baby was
brought boy parcels posi- @" miles at
an expense OF is cents. This IL said
to De- much cheaper than the old
i%ashiuuod stork method 90 Transport
tation.
q
THOSE who have e%nyiuusly watch
ed the jobs bcins poked at colonel
iocthals scoft az the axiom that the
/ office mover seeks the man
q
TiiE INTREPID The vas! Arctic
ENPLOiiiR night cncompasscd
him about as he stumbled hlindly.
slumblA. uulnPlg. dumbly aud humhly
through the Eternal snow.
II was forty feet dccp-un the lever
{ was.
"a, had staggered four hundred
miles in tho freezing darkness of the
polar waste that night Fierce bcsct
hy savage polar bears. immense
wolves with slaNcrins jaws. and with
the temperature, scNcnty-tNc degrees
below zero and falling fast. he had
struggled ON the while his cumuau-
pus fell one by ono and were torn tu
pieces hy the wild beasts.
Three hundred miles more Co
make befur, dayhroak. he muttcrcd
incohorcntly into his Irozen whlskcrs,
the glare OF madness in his ewes.
81 guess won't make Il though
he sighed, looking 90 the clock. which
indicated so a. m. So he wound the
clock. pat uut The cat, blew out the
gas and went To- bed.
Since 1880 he had been reading
'Lcary's Farthcst North 81 The
Frozgn Lies Of Docknok.
o
THERE is no doubt that the lady
who filed the damage suit against
he oklahoma senator is after GORE.
o
SOW ~ THOSE short-siEhtcd au-
thors of the currency law had only
arranged for $500 regional banks in
stead Of ~ there might have been
some chance of satisfying folks
%
OUR MOST celebrated manufac-
turer OF breakfast foods has rcured
to his california estate. suffering with
nerves. Rut think of the folks VINO
have eaten his breakfast foods.
d
a Girl HAS captured q husband
hy writing her name ON an cgs work
Ing an unusual kind of shell game
d
MIR. SECRETARY of state really
hnsnt started e. thing since he got ON
the sob save "a Chautauqua contro-
sersy. Many grave fears have been