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The L'Anse sentinel. (L'Anse, L.S., Mich.) 18??-current, 1914-07-25
TITLED WOMAN IN GUTTER
English Temperance Workers Tries
vaInIy to Reform outeast Found
In London Streets.

London. The Bristol Midnight
Sweep brigade is q body of temper
ance workers who scour the streets
after the public houses are closed
seeking to gather inebriates into their
net.
The catches vary from two or three
to $50. and the brigade conveys its
captures to the meeting house. and
here the work of reclamation is begun.
J. T. NOVEL;. the secretary, in an in.
terview with London Chronicle rep
resentative. said 1t was found to be
very depressing work, but they had
been able to get fair percentage OF
the men and women to reform their
habits.
Into their net had come number OF
university men, and ono night they
captured woman who was entitled ia
call herself Lady" She seemed to
be in the very lowest depth, having
become a common tramp. I'VE had no
influence with Lady --. whatever"
said Mr.. NOVEL;. land she left the hall
to 60 on the tramp again. The bri.
gade took great deal of trouble over
this woman. and It was our private In
Quiries that led to discovery Of her
identity as lady Of title.
The L'Anse sentinel. (L'Anse, L.S., Mich.) 18??-current, 1914-07-25
'AW0kE THE HUNTER INSTINCT
Alert Traveller Evidently Imagined
Providence Had Thown "Game"
Within HE Reach.

Gilbert Parker, the English author.
tells of an English gentleman. who re-
Gently came to this country to visit
some friends in California. In COM
mon with most travellers he supposed
game was plentiful everywhere In that
state, 90 he carried with him the neo-
essary guns and ammunition.
las his train neared San Bernard
ino-just before making the noun
tain climb-there was delay. Sew
eral hours passed. and still the train
remained stationary; and our traveller
friend grew FESTIVE. and sought the
porter Of the Pullman car to ascertain
the cause Of the delay.
1T seems that in mounting the
grade freight train had broken apart.
the rear portion having descended the
grade and blocked the track. The por-
ter informed him of the accident to
the freight train, and said, There II q
caboose on the track
Immediately the hunter instinct
was awakened; Fastening to his berth.
he procured his gun and started for
the door saying:
Show 1t to mel Show 1t to mel "
The L'Anse sentinel. (L'Anse, L.S., Mich.) 18??-current, 1914-07-25
KIND COUPLE GET REWARD
Good viii and Courtesy to "sessars
Results In Bequest TO Them
by Him Of 5000.

Sunburg. Pa.-For their Kindness
and self-sacrifice" Mr. and Mrs. George
Smith inherit nearly $4,000 under the
will Of John Fell, eighty. beggar at
Northumberland. The will was pro
bated shortly before relatives OF Fell
arrived at Northumberland to contest
the document.
Fell. who was believed to be al.
most penniless. went to the home Of
the Smiths and asked for shelter. He
said he was friendless. that he felt
Ill and believed he was going to die.
Although the Smiths had only one
bed they gave It to the old man and
themselves slept on the floor.
The next day Mrs. Smith said Fell
gave her q check for $507 on q North.
cumberland bank and $55 In cash. Be
fore he died he made q, will leaving to
the Smiths his entire estate. said to
consist of $1,000 in q Wilkesbarre
bank and stocks valued at $500.
The L'Anse sentinel. (L'Anse, L.S., Mich.) 18??-current, 1914-07-25
HOW he TURNED THE TRICK


Agrs. Nordecai Hammerfest turned
pale - her husband entered the din
ing room for breakfast ~
''Mordyl" she gaspsd.. do you--
don't you fsel wellf"
perfectly" he replied Ia seeming
surprise.
"But-but. you A. in your-yoar
underdudsi"
Tell me something l don't know.
Pass the butter. please" said Mr.. Ham
merfest.
She passed the butter. remarkins
nervously. but, Mordy. dear. AZ you
came in saw you didn't have any
shoes on"
We'll what Of It. Your hair 10 In
curl papers. isn't itf''
"Why-y-yes."
And you have on . wrapper
haven't your"
"Yes."
Very well, then"
And he went on eating his break
fast in silence except when he asked
her to pass the butter. Then he went
upstairs and finished dressing. and the
next morning and on succeeding morn.
ings she reported for breakfast In reg
ular clothes.
The L'Anse sentinel. (L'Anse, L.S., Mich.) 18??-current, 1914-07-25
SPORTING Instinct Aroused.

The street-corner orator had gath
cred around him group of urchins.
Why they listened 80 attentively he
didn't understand: nor probably did
they know themselves. Simply moth
Ing doing. But the orator took full
advantage of his opportunity and de-
livered an improving lecture on the
value OF kindness to dumb animals. At
the end he sought for some illustra-
tion to point the moral and adorn the
tale. II was there at hand. Across
the way walked lady. leading two
little dogs in leash. The one was black
and the other white. Now" exclaimed
the tub-thumper. after what I have
said. supposins those two dear little
dogs were to start fighting. what
would be the first thing you would
do?" No answer came at first; but
one little arab turned to look at the
dogs critically and thoughtfully. Well,
guv-nor." he answered. at last. Il fink
I'd ave tuppence on the little black
uni"
The L'Anse sentinel. (L'Anse, L.S., Mich.) 18??-current, 1914-07-25
Modern Greek.

A stranger came into our once and
graciously offered us some fruit which
he said he purchased downstairs In
the Greek grocery store. We asked
him what Greek grocery, and he said
the one right under us, in Holpos'
place. We have been here some time
and knew nobody of that name, and
to satisfy our curiosity we went down
stairs to have look.
( Sure enough, there was what did
look like "Holpos" on the end Of the
awning, at least there were the let
ters III @ L p o s. standing out in
bold relief. We have learned since
that It is an abbreviation used by
the store which when translated
means Highest quality. lowest prices.
our standard" To the average read
or it's all Greek and would easily
pass for a Hellenic name.-Quincy
Ledger.
The L'Anse sentinel. (L'Anse, L.S., Mich.) 18??-current, 1914-07-25
WOMAN STAYS FOUR LIONS
wife Of Railroad ofIcIaI Makes Big
killing In South Africa During
Hls Absencs.

London.-The South African mail
brings story Of how Mrs. Delaporte,
wife Of an oflicial Of tho Delagoa rail-
road. bagged four lions In Z few min
ntes. In her husbands absence she
received word that lions had killed
"A antslope few miles away. 40
companied by two natives Mrs. Del
aporte found six lions devouring their
prey. She killed two before they real
ICED their danger. : third while e was
escaping. and the fourth. which a.
tempted 70 chargo. she stoDpe6 Min :
bullet 81 the eye 8 : diskance q olGht
yards. The other two got away be-
cause her ammunitioa wss sxhaustsd.
The L'Anse sentinel. (L'Anse, L.S., Mich.) 18??-current, 1914-07-25

'Ths inns Of dear ~ En1lnn1 -
picturesque" said Richard II O.
lisnne. on his return from Abronh. -
the food they serve . sonsthing e~
Ttble.
"Aftsr visit to Blsnhslm paiass 9
entered an inn IN the quaint Village -
Woodstock. Al lunched- -or trte4 -
lunch- landlofd said = -:
"Ths grsat dock OF NarlboroaGA
once sat in that chair you're = sstea1
IN, SIR
Els that sof said ].
".And the dock once drunk - -
out O that same mug you're srdrialnnr
out Of
":And I bst.' said 1 I bet he rscsssG
to est this fish. too. Well. take it awaSs
my man. don't want Il. sither.'-
The L'Anse sentinel. (L'Anse, L.S., Mich.) 18??-current, 1914-07-25

20 poorly that my folks thought ! wss
going into consumption. Ono day I
found piece Of paper blowing around
the yard and picked It up and read 4.
It said Saved from the Grave snA
told what Lydia E. Pinkham's vegeta-
BILE Compound has done for women I
showed It to my husband and he ed.
why don't you try it7' So I did, anA
after had taken two bottles fen
better and I said to my husband, i dca'e
need any more,' and he said 'Ycu haA
better take It q little longer anyway
So took It for three months and 60
well and strong. Mrs. ALoN1o E
BAKER, 9 Tecumseh St, Adrian, Md
Not Well Enough to Work.
In these words Il hidden the tragedy
Of many woman, housekeeper o. wsgo
Garner who supports hersek and b efteo
helping to support . family. on meaers
wages. Whether IN house, once, 1ac-
tory, shop, store or kitchen, woman
should remember that there b one txisa
and true remedy for the ills 70 which a
women are prone, and that b LYDIA =
Pinkham's Vegetable Compound y
promotes that vigor which makes yosk
easy. The Lydia E. Pinkham Aedicins
Co.. Lynn, 4ass.
The L'Anse sentinel. (L'Anse, L.S., Mich.) 18??-current, 1914-07-25
CLEVER LlFE-sAvINo DEVICE
Permits the Comforts 81 oteasp
hsatsd Plat While Being Tosssd Z.
About on oeesn.

Berlins--A life-ssving device which
permits the comforts OF . steam-heated
nat while being tossed about ON the
ocean wave has been introduced By
Herr Heinrich. German engineer.
Arrangement IL also made by which
the occupant Of the buoy can steez
his craft and thus be able to make
some Roadway II cast on near land.
The apparatus Is shaped like skit
tie. Canvas constitutes the central
part Of two sleeves into which the
castaway may slip his arms and thus
use them a. oars.
The lower part IL bucket which
The L'Anse sentinel. (L'Anse, L.S., Mich.) 18??-current, 1914-07-25
Our statesmen.

Ambrose Bierce, the brilliant satir-
list, gave. at q dinner In Washington. .
few political definitions.
"A conservative" said Mr.. Bierce.
'is statesman who is enamored of
existing evils. while q radical would
replace them with others"
The L'Anse sentinel. (L'Anse, L.S., Mich.) 18??-current, 1914-07-25
NEW PRESIDENT NOT SOLDIER
Francisco carbajal's Public Career
Has Differed Materially From
That Of Huerta.

Mexico City.-Francisco Carbajal
IL forty-four years old. q native Of
the state Of Campeche, and lawyer.
Almost ever since the start Of his
career he has occupied posts In the
judiciary. In the Madero administra-
ton he was q senator. but relin-
pushed his post to re-enter the SUI
preme court. of which he was chief
justice at the time General Huerta APP
pointed him minister Of foreign rela-
lions.
When General Porfirio Diaz deter
mined in 1911 to treat with the Made
70 revolutionists, Senior Carbajal pro-
ceeded to Juarez a. his commissioners.
Senior Carbajsl has q reputation for
possessing considerable intellectual
force and independence Of character.
His demeanor 10 quiet He shuns the
exuberance In verbiage and gesticu-
lation to which LAtin-Americans are
prone. He IL courteous. but . man
Of few words and little given to elabo-
rate compliments.
Besides, he ID neat and well
groomed in appearance. His features
indicate pure European descent. with,
out any admixture Of Indian blood.
Altogether he II . man who con-
veys an Impression of reserve power.
He lisa good man Of business.
His probity has never been ques-
toned. He has been sagacious and
successful In investments and. while
not rich. ID man Of Independent
means. He Il man Of family.
The L'Anse sentinel. (L'Anse, L.S., Mich.) 18??-current, 1914-07-25

No Kick Coming From Mule.
Els that your mule.r asked the man
going fishing.
"Yassir," said the colored man. who
was sitting on . log by the road.
Does he kickf'
Deed. mistuh. he amt got no cause
to kick. He's gittin' his own way
right along. I'm Do one dat's havin'
dc worry an diniculty."
The L'Anse sentinel. (L'Anse, L.S., Mich.) 18??-current, 1914-07-25
Ingenious Smuggling Device.

A museum Of criminology has been
founded in Paris by M. Charles Perch
ard, formerly chief Of the police An
archist brigade. Among its curious
contents are hollow wax baby which
was used to smuggle brandy into
Paris. A woman carried baby into
the city every day, but as 1t never
grew any bigger the authorities ex-
amined 1t and discovered the fraud.
The L'Anse sentinel. (L'Anse, L.S., Mich.) 18??-current, 1914-07-25
Bless the Ladies'.

"Our congressional committee heard
30 ladies' in two hours. That many
men could have kept W listening for
several days."
THAT shows that women can trans
act public business. But how did
they manage to crowd 30 speeches
into two hoursf"
.Oh. they spoke three and four Ut
Q time."-Kansas City Journal.
The L'Anse sentinel. (L'Anse, L.S., Mich.) 18??-current, 1914-07-25


angry response from President Wilson.
who notified him that the United
States would not consider giving any
recognition to the results Of elections
following such an usurpation Of power.
European and South American gov
ernments were given to understand
that they might expect drastic action
By the United States In Mexico II
Husrta did not retire. But Huerta did
not retire. and the United States took
NO action
Husrta stays on Job,
Though barred from being candi-
date, Il was announced that Huerta
had received the greatest number OF
votes 10 the eiections neio IN Novem-
Der. which were admittedly farcicai.
Feiix Ddax was also 2 candidate, out'
fearful OF Huerta. did not venture
urtner into Mexico tnan the port OF
Vera Cruz.
The elections Tor president were oe-
ciared nun ana VOID, because not =
sumcient NUMBER or distr1cts nad par
~-~-R~~~-
suit OF the farce Huerta remained In
power a. provisional president.
In December In addressing congress-
President Wilson announced that Huer-
ia. the usurper. was near his collapse
and expressed the opinion tnat II
would not be necessary to alter the
policy of watchful waiting.
Meanwhile Francisco Villa, former
bandit, achieved new fame by captur-
ing Juarez, in December, thus begin
ming series OF brilliant victories
which gave the revolution Its mo-
mentum which has swept Huerta out
OF power.
v. s.-Mexlcan Crisis.
In early April came the incident
which precipitated the present phase
OF the situation, the arrest of an on
Ger and boat crew of the Dolphin by
Mexican Federals at Tampico, then
besieged by the rebels. After week
of uuibbling over Admiral Mayo's de-
mand for q salute to the American
flag at Tampico. while the Atlantic
fleet was en- route to Mexican waters,
the approach of the German steamer
Ypiranga laden with huge quantities of
arms and ammunition for Huerta i'm
PEELED the president to- direct Rear
Admiral Fletcher to seize Vera Cruz.
During q few anxious days, when
anti-American rioting was In progress
In Mexico City, 1t was feared that
Huerta would adopt a policy of war
toward the United States. He &C.
cepted. however. as promptly as Wash.
ington. the offer of the A. B. C. rep.
resentatives for mediation, and in
those conferences offered to resign
whenever the qualification of the coun
try was guaranteed. This proposition
The L'Anse sentinel. (L'Anse, L.S., Mich.) 18??-current, 1914-07-25
white Houss Rose Garden.

WINS F5ouue moss 0srus"s
The rose garden that Mrs. Wood
row Wilson had planted at the White
House is said to be quite equal to
others that she planned at Princeton
and other places whore she has lived.
She and her daughters have spent
much time. not only in experimenting
the work Of the rose garden. but In
actually working IN It.
The L'Anse sentinel. (L'Anse, L.S., Mich.) 18??-current, 1914-07-25
No Relief.

did you send away that ill-tem-
pered, growing dog to the poundf"
Eyes, but It doesn't help things
much. can't send my husband there.
too"
The L'Anse sentinel. (L'Anse, L.S., Mich.) 18??-current, 1914-07-25

Apropos y Or Arthur Conan Doyle's
lighthearte1 peopheoy that the ing
lish vou16 ~ ne ~ and lynch their
militant ou(|tor11tG, Nm. Ines Milhol
lan6 n61cn6vn1n ~ - NoV York
~ AS11r - ~ - ~ r1iner h0v-
bettor wv 70 ~ - - q mllitopcy.
And nnG1ishnon = ~ Axthnfs
chnekle-hea1sd W. ~ e3neDes1fzhs
49, ma 49, $3.50 ~ nil1onnes
The L'Anse sentinel. (L'Anse, L.S., Mich.) 18??-current, 1914-07-25

nlls with water and keeps the appS
ratus in vertical position. while the
top has q sliding glass door. Inside
the bag may be equipped with food tab.
let's and water bottles.
The L'Anse sentinel. (L'Anse, L.S., Mich.) 18??-current, 1914-07-25

got 20 weak 0Ae !
could hardly do M
work. VIII en- !
washed my dishes !
had to sit down anA
when ] would sweep
the floor I would g.
20 weak that woaA
have TO get . dirk
every few minutes.
and before I did NJ
busting Iwouldh avs
to lie down. / "a
The L'Anse sentinel. (L'Anse, L.S., Mich.) 18??-current, 1914-07-25

The real secret OF happiness h -
let the other fellow do the worrying
The L'Anse sentinel. (L'Anse, L.S., Mich.) 18??-current, 1914-07-25
FOR Real EnIoymsnt.

Going to the theater asainf Why.
you saw that piece only the other
night" ~ Is
Eyes, but not n ny new frock.~ 4
The L'Anse sentinel. (L'Anse, L.S., Mich.) 18??-current, 1914-07-25

PA. what II q theoristf"
"A theorist, SON. 10 person No
puts up the talk and expects so0S
body else to put up the money.
Baltimore Sun.
The L'Anse sentinel. (L'Anse, L.S., Mich.) 18??-current, 1914-07-25

Mistress Haven't you any refer
ences?
Maid-I have, but they're like my
photographs -nons Of them do me
Justice.
The L'Anse sentinel. (L'Anse, L.S., Mich.) 18??-current, 1914-07-25

Green il a popular color at present,
but no girl should be green with envy.
The L'Anse sentinel. (L'Anse, L.S., Mich.) 18??-current, 1914-07-25

When relatives do favor they nv
er allow the recipient to forget u
The L'Anse sentinel. (L'Anse, L.S., Mich.) 18??-current, 1914-07-25
LADrIs CANWKAR sHoxs

One size smaller after usins AllsnS Tooe-m -
Antiseptic powder 20 be shaksn ineo IT, aAeea -
for dancing. Refpss substttutss. Dor BnH0 -
pscksge, address Allan q. Oimstsd. LsIsoy, y. z.
The Lambertville record. [volume] (Lambertville, N.J.) 1872-1968, 1914-01-01
Annual Supper.

The. Woman's Christian temper
ance Union will hold their annual
supper on Tuesday, January l9tn'
1914. This year the supper VIII NC
served in the First Baptist Church
from 5 o'clock on.
The quality and quantity OF the
w. c.. T. u. suppers need no recon-
mendation. Those who have patro-
nized it in the past years will want
to come again.
There will be ice cream, cakes ana
homemade candy, ETC., on sale.
All are cordially invited.
The Lambertville record. [volume] (Lambertville, N.J.) 1872-1968, 1914-01-01

Why is the soda
cracker today
such a universal
food
People ate soda
crackers in the
old days, it is
true-but they
Dough t tn e m
from a barrel or
box and took
them home in a
paper bag. their
crispness and
flavor all gone.
Uneeda Biscuit
soda crackers
better than any
ever made be-
fore made in
the creates st
bakeries in the
world baked to
peri e C ton
packed to per-
fection-kept to
perfection until
you take them,
oven : fresh and
crisp, from their
protecting pack
age. Five cents.
NATIONAL
BISCUIT
COMPANY
The Lambertville record. [volume] (Lambertville, N.J.) 1872-1968, 1914-01-01
In Memoriam.

Mary Isabel Smith, daughter of
Susan B. and the late Joseph Smith,
after long illness, born with great
patience and fortitude, entered into
the light 18th mo. 18th, 1918, at
her home in Lambertville, N. J.
If we were asked to name the
most prominent virtue in our friends
character, we would answer, her de-
sire to help others. This beautiful
quality was pre-eminent in the home
where her active brain and skiIlful
hands anticipated and carried out
everything that tended to the salts
faction and comfort of the family,
especially her dear mother, who,
The Lambertville record. [volume] (Lambertville, N.J.) 1872-1968, 1914-01-01
Daniels Much Improved.

w. H. Daniels, the North Union
Street tinsmith, who broke one of
the bones in his hip by a fall recently
is improving rapidly at St. Francis
Hospital, Trenton,
1t was found that there were no
internal injuries, and he will be
able to walk as we'll as ever after
the break has properly healed.
Mr.. Daniels will be brought home
soon, his full recovery being now
more a matter of time than of
surgical need.
The Lambertville record. [volume] (Lambertville, N.J.) 1872-1968, 1914-01-01
Martin LAWN.

The funeral of Martin LAWN,
aged 70 years, who died Wednesday
after lingering illness from kidney
trouble, was held Saturday morning
from his late home, II York street,
with services at St. Johns R. G..
church; conducted by William H.
Lynch, rector of the church, with
requiem high mass and interment
was in ST. Johns cemetery, under
the direction of Heath. Mr.. LAWN
had been a resident of Lambertville
for more than forty years and was a
member of the retirement fund of
the Pennsylvania railroad. Besides
his wife, he is survived by seven
children, one son, John LAWN and
six daughters the Misses Nellie,
Annie, Katie, Teresa, and Jennie,
and Mrs. Mary Runyon.
The Lambertville record. [volume] (Lambertville, N.J.) 1872-1968, 1914-01-01
In the City of Lambertville

Miss Olive Phillips, the popular
clerk at the Lambertville post office
is i'll with rheumatic fever, and is
much missed by the patrons of the
office.
The Hunterdon County Historical
society will hold its annual meeting
in Pennington on Saturday, January
10. Rev. J. H. E. Schultz will read
history of the Pennington Method
list Episcopal church. Rev. Oscar M.
Voorhees,, of New York city, former
pastor of the Three Bridges Reform
ed church, will read paper on
Lotteries.
The Lambertville record. [volume] (Lambertville, N.J.) 1872-1968, 1914-01-01
orioo the sunset of life, survives

nearing the sunset OF me- Su' '''
her. uoocb
This spirit of helpfulness, reach.
;nn ont into the broader field Oh
o;s7io work. will be greatly missed III
the several associations Oh "''''"
che was valued member. And ex-
+ondino beyond the limits OF the
hon,o circle and the boundaries OF
tbe town in which she resided one
Of the last acts of love and helpiui-
ness that she was able to perform
,vas that of packing and forwarding
a large box of clothing, etc. 10 Tue
7 .aing School (colored), at Mt. Pleas
ant, S. c.
Deeds like these sanctify the mem
ory of our friend whom DIVINE
Providence has removed from our
midst.
.Iet us be patient these severe allie
tons
Not from the ground arise,
But oftentimes celestial benedictions
Assume this dark disguise.
..Tbere is no Death, what seems SO is
transition;
This life of mortal breath
Is but a suburb of the life elysian,
Whose portal we call death.
The Lambertville record. [volume] (Lambertville, N.J.) 1872-1968, 1914-01-01
Community Christmas Tree.

The Community Christmas Tree
was a success in this city, this year,
and will be even more so another
year, with more time in which to
give publicity to the affair.
Interesting programs were car
ried out on the city lot, at York and
George Streets, both last Saturday
and this evening.
The Lambertville record. [volume] (Lambertville, N.J.) 1872-1968, 1914-01-01

NHIS ISSUE of the Lam
bertville Record is de-
layed until Friday in
order to run Mayor Morse's
message and other data not
available earlier. The next
issue will appear on Thurs
day, as usual.
The Lambertville record. [volume] (Lambertville, N.J.) 1872-1968, 1914-01-01
&Al2
A Way to Fill n q Your Money Sack

LamOertville, N. j., Dec. 80, 1913
Dear Sir
AS you and every other thinking man is giving
attention at this time to the hi oh cost IF
living, we call attention to one point bv b oh
you can reduce your expenses, namely that verv i'm
portant Of clothing - In
We WILL during the month of January 1914
sell to you any article of wearing apparel in o,r
store at eighty cents the dollar
Can you afford to miss this onnon+.4o
Mem and boys Suits and overcoa+s
% v.7ra ~ q ~ $15 Value at $1,000
10 Value at 1880
Mems and Boys Hats
! 5o valve 81 ~ $500 Value at 81 60
. $40 Value at So 40
Mem Trousers
81 SO Value at 81 20 90
200 Kinds at $50 . 20 "a ue at SS 40
E. SO Kinds at . m o'oo Kinds at $50
400 Kinds at z %
ooN FURNISHINGS STOCK includes sweo+
.a.,e oA"ear gloves, hosiery, shirts a ioer-
everything that can need - ana IN fact
reduction. % yours at this same
remember the and time 90 49,.
MI 49, 0a' purchase Of the above aa4s -
inc month of January and a. '0oSe articles.
MARTINDELL,s
The Busy Business Corner
Uni and Coryell Street, naMoertv1lle N J.