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Harrisburg telegraph. [volume] (Harrisburg, Pa.) 1879-1948, 1914-03-03
Camp Hill Man Dies
While Sitting in Chair

Camp Hill, Pa, March 3.-Christian
Tayior Eberly, aged 65, died suddenly
while sitting in chair at his home
III Bowman avenue at o'clock this
morning. He had gone to the cellar
to put coal In the furnace and Sra,,
there went to a room occupied by his
wire, who was Ill. He sat in q rocking
chair and in a few minutes. after
gasping for breath, died. Heart failure
was the cause. He is survived bv his
WIDOW, one daughter. Mrs. J. c. Davis
son, and his mother, who resides i,
Mechanicsburg. IA
Mr.. Eberly was born in Mechanics
burg and farmed near there until he
was 80 years old. He then moved to q
farm In Kansas and remained there
Funeral services will be held Thurs-
day afternoon at 2 o'clock, Conducted
by the Rev. III. w. Hartsock. Burial
VIII be made in the local cemetery.
Harrisburg telegraph. [volume] (Harrisburg, Pa.) 1879-1948, 1914-03-03
WHAT THEN?

We crave for years, for fame and
wealth,
And oh, how many things beside!
With home and comfort, peace and
health,
Dissatisfied.
But should we reach the heights of
fame
A nong our trusted fellow men,
With laurels won, tbs but q name;
What then? What then?
And wealth, perchance, it may be ours.
The outcome of long toilsome years:
We recognize its ruling powers
To still our fears.
And though our days may number
high,
They may be four score years and
ten.
Mid fame and wealth to live aud die;
What then? What then?
&c d. Jones in The Christian Herald.
Harrisburg telegraph. [volume] (Harrisburg, Pa.) 1879-1948, 1914-03-03
Many Helped in First
Month Of Charity Work

At a meeting of the Steelton Asso-
ciated Charities Board last evening,
Miss Agnes Wilcox, the association in
vestigator, reported that during the
first month of the associations work
eight men had been helped to secure
regular positions, and thirty appeals
for aid had been investigated. In each
case the applicant was given whatever
assistance the case merited.
Mrs. r. v. Mckay, a member of the
board, volunteered her services as an
assistant to Miss Wilcox in investigat.
ing claims for aid. The committee In
charge of the canvass for subscriptions
reported considerable success. This
committee expects to raise $4,000.
Harrisburg telegraph. [volume] (Harrisburg, Pa.) 1879-1948, 1914-03-03
|-ENHAUT : .
HERSHEY NAMED

Breaking deadlock of nearly four
months. the Swatara township COM
missioners, in a special session Friday
evening, elected e. M. Hershey, an at
torney of Harrisburg, as township So
licitor. Attorney Hershey succeeds
Major f. M. OFT. who was forced to
resign the position some six months
ago on account of i'll health. On ac-
count of the deadlock no successor
could be elected. Attorney Hershey
was a compromise candidate and not
one of the candidates over whom the
commissioners were deadlocked.
Harrisburg telegraph. [volume] (Harrisburg, Pa.) 1879-1948, 1914-03-03
LADIES' TALNIUD TORAH
HOLDS BALL NEXT WEEK

The Hebrew Ladies' Talmud Torah
Society will hold a ball on Wednesday
evening. March 4, at the City Grays'
armory. There will be dancing from
s until IL m. This event is held for
the purpose OF creating fund, to edu-
cate poor Hebrew children. The pub
lie is cordially invited to attend. Re
freshments will be served.
Harrisburg telegraph. [volume] (Harrisburg, Pa.) 1879-1948, 1914-03-03
INVITATIONS TO DANCE

The "Jolly Suffragettes" club of
young women, have issued invitations
to O dance at Hanshaw's Hall, Thurs
day evening, March s. Miss Esther
Eichelberger and Miss Martina Muller
are on the committee of arrange
ments.
Harrisburg telegraph. [volume] (Harrisburg, Pa.) 1879-1948, 1914-03-03
STORM DOES DAMAGE

Yesterdays storm unroofed the house
the Middletown Cemetery, toppled over
the story-anda half office building at
the Jednota Printery, broke q large
glass window at william Ranks bar
ber shop and caused much other dam
age. Snow has drifted so deep along
the country roads near here that the
deliveries on the three rural mail routes
from here have been abandoned,
Harrisburg telegraph. [volume] (Harrisburg, Pa.) 1879-1948, 1914-03-03
PERSONAL
GOther Personals on Page A.
TEA WITH MRS. FRAZER

Mrs. +. T. Lands, of womelsdorf
Pa, who has been the guest of her
sister, Mrs. e. X. Frazer, 1929 North
Second street, returned home Satur-
day night. A farewell tea was given
by Mrs. Frazer Saturday afternoon, in
honor of her guest, and was attended
by fifteen guests.
Harrisburg telegraph. [volume] (Harrisburg, Pa.) 1879-1948, 1914-03-03
DAVID G. BRANDT

David g. Brandt so years old, a vet
In Witherspoon avenue, Sunday night
Death was caused by a complication of
diseases. He Is survived by his wife.
two sons and three daughters. Funeral
noon from the house The Rev. ". r.
Riddington,. pastor of the Methodist
Church, Will ofhciate, and burial will be
Harrisburg telegraph. [volume] (Harrisburg, Pa.) 1879-1948, 1914-03-03
FORTNIGHTLY CLUB MEETING

The Fortnightly Club will meet this
evening at the home OF Miss Mary
Shutter, South Front street. The pro-
gram is as follows: Sentiments on
Peace" and Famous Advocates of
Peace" by Miss Pearl Hill; what the
United States Has Done For Arbitra-
tion." Mrs. Sutton, THE Song of the
Twentieth Century" and 1.-The Message
of Peace" bf Mrs. Miller.
Harrisburg telegraph. [volume] (Harrisburg, Pa.) 1879-1948, 1914-03-03
TEACHERS RETURN FROM TRIP

Miss Grace Mclaughlin and Miss
Flora Bentzel. of the model school,
Stevens building, with Miss Caroline
Patterson and Miss Edith Bentzel,
teachers of the Cameron school, spent
several days last week visiting the
New York city schools.
Harrisburg telegraph. [volume] (Harrisburg, Pa.) 1879-1948, 1914-03-03
HONESTY ON A FURLOUGH
rrrom The Christian Herald. l

LFrom The Cnrlstlan heralu.J
A protesting Christian sold a bad
rehulsed him, and the church member
whined, "I am soldier, too" "You!"
calculated the colonel, In a tone of dis
gust. What kind OF a soldier are
you?" ~ am a soluler of the cross"
said the skinhint. with a detestabla
flourish of the hand. "That may be-"
said the colonel, but you've been on Il
furlough ever since | knew YOU"
Harrisburg telegraph. [volume] (Harrisburg, Pa.) 1879-1948, 1914-03-03
MRS. SAMUET, FAUS

Mrs. Samuel FANS, go years old, died
Sunday morning at her home in Sec
ond street She is survived by her
husband and one daughter, Mrs. ]. b.
Long, of Cleveland, Ohio, and three
sisters, Mrs. Wesley Douglas, Harris
burg; Mrs. William Beale, Mifiin:
Mrs. E. Murphy, Bainbridge. Funeral
services will be held from the house
tomorrow evening and the body will
be taken to Bainbridge, Thursday, for
burial.
Harrisburg telegraph. [volume] (Harrisburg, Pa.) 1879-1948, 1914-03-03
MIDDLETowN PERSONALS

Mrs. w. B. Maulfair has returned
from q two-weeks' visit to Reading.
william Schreiner Is i'll at his home,
In East Emaus street
Miss Katharine Nebbinger and Earl
Schelmartin, of Reinholds, spent Satur-
gay and Sunday with Mr.. and Mrs. John
Stewart.
Herman Myers spent Sunday with
Harrisburg telegraph. [volume] (Harrisburg, Pa.) 1879-1948, 1914-03-03
CLASS ELECTS OFFICERS

AT meeting of the Mems Bible
class of the United Brethren Church.
Sunday, the following officers were
elected: President, Ira Hoover; vice.
president, Holden Schwalm; secretary.
Fred Auch; treasurer, *. f. Matthias
teachers, the Rev. II. f. Rhoads and
IT, j. Roop.
Harrisburg telegraph. [volume] (Harrisburg, Pa.) 1879-1948, 1914-03-03
NEIGHBORs TAKE IN MEMnEps

The Royal Neighbors of America
held meeting in their hall, 3O5 BROAD
street. last evening. A large attend
ance was present and after a class Of
candidates was initiated, O recess was
declared, and very interesting mus,-
cal program rendered Several ad-
dresses were made by prominent mem :
bers of the order, after which refresh
ments were served. The Organization
is preparing to adopt another class
next month.
Harrisburg telegraph. [volume] (Harrisburg, Pa.) 1879-1948, 1914-03-03
PERSONALS

Mr.. and Mrs. John Killinger have
returned to Hummelstown after visit
ing relatives here.
Mrs. Mary Matchett, of 119 Walnut
street, has returned from a visit to
relatives in Bethlehem, Pa.
Arthur Clemens has returned to
Gettysburg after visiting relatives
here.
Harrisburg telegraph. [volume] (Harrisburg, Pa.) 1879-1948, 1914-03-03
TWO BURIED IN ONE GRAVE

Selinsgrove, Pa, March 3.-Harry
Blazer and his wife who were drowned
|n the Susquehanna river last Thurs
lay were buried here to-day. The
bodies were placed in one grave. Ow-
ing to the deep snow sleighs were used
10 carry the two caskets.
Harrisburg telegraph. [volume] (Harrisburg, Pa.) 1879-1948, 1914-03-03
VISITOR FROM MONTANA

H. c. Cotter, of Butte, Montana,
owner of some of the richest copper
mines of the State, is spending day
or two in the city, and was the guest
yesterday of DR.. Irmine Gunsaul of the
Colonial apartments.
Harrisburg telegraph. [volume] (Harrisburg, Pa.) 1879-1948, 1914-03-03
MRS. STEES TALKS

At a meeting yesterday at Gettys-
burg of the Adams County "No-License
League" the principal address of the
afternoon was made by Mrs. Marjorie
NJ. Stees, of Steelton, president of the
Dauphin County Woman's Christian
Temperance Union.
Harrisburg telegraph. [volume] (Harrisburg, Pa.) 1879-1948, 1914-03-03
INFORMAL GARD PARTY

DR.. Irmine Gunsaul, of the Colonial
apartment, will entertain informally
at cards this evening. with her guests
including Mr.. and Mrs. John Low,
Miss Reba Low, DR.. Harry M. Vastine,
e. r. Kelsey and H. c. Cotter.
Harrisburg telegraph. [volume] (Harrisburg, Pa.) 1879-1948, 1914-03-03
crQn1 r0n N0lDOL crown EhlGhSrRe&
mxxM9 81 Qnst9l
.MlDDLETOWN-
TO HOLD DEBATE

The first meeting Of the reorganizea
Debating Club will be held in the High
debate will be, Resolved, That lincoln
exerted a. greater influence for. good
than Washington" c. 8. Leftwich. ].
B: Martin, l.. S. Gerberich and II. j.
Wickey will be the debators.
Harrisburg telegraph. [volume] (Harrisburg, Pa.) 1879-1948, 1914-03-03
|-HIGHSPIRE :.
ON SLEIGH RIDE

Members of the Octette Club of
Church of God enjoyed a sleigh ride
to Ebenezer Monday evening. The
Rev. B. l.. c. Bear and M. o. Sides
chaperoned the party. At Ebenezer
the party assisted in a musical. In
the party were: Catherine Wolf,
Rachael Etter, Anna Mumma, Mabel
Hoch, Zelma Leidig, William White.
Walter Sides, Raymond Diffenderfer.
Samuel Sides, John Whittle, M. o.
Sides and the Rev. B. l.. c. Baer.
Harrisburg telegraph. [volume] (Harrisburg, Pa.) 1879-1948, 1914-03-03
GEORGE DANIELS STRICKEN

While working at the Pennsylvania
steel works yesterday, George Daniels,
|of al South Fourth street, was
stricken with a stroke of paralysis.
He was removed to his home after re-
|ceiving treatment at the local hospi-
tall
Harrisburg telegraph. [volume] (Harrisburg, Pa.) 1879-1948, 1914-03-03
BEAT WIFE, CHARGE

Charged with beating his wife when
she returned from dance late,
Thomas Jackson was arraigned before
Squire Gardner for a hearing last
evening. He furnished bail for his
appearance at court.
Harrisburg telegraph. [volume] (Harrisburg, Pa.) 1879-1948, 1914-03-03
OPENING TROLLEY LINE

Selinsgrove, Pa, March 3.-More
han hundred men are at work shov-
bling snow drifts from tracks of the
6unbury and Selinsgrove trolley line.
II Is expected that the road will be
bpen for traffic by tonight.
Harrisburg telegraph. [volume] (Harrisburg, Pa.) 1879-1948, 1914-03-03
CHICKENS STOLEN

Chicken thieves stole thirty-f1ve hens
from the pens of Robert Schultz and
william Shuey.
Harrisburg telegraph. [volume] (Harrisburg, Pa.) 1879-1948, 1914-03-03
HER ARM BROKEN

Tripping and falling down flight
of stairs at her home, Mrs. Jonas
Baughman broke her left arm.
Harrisburg telegraph. [volume] (Harrisburg, Pa.) 1879-1948, 1914-03-03
FAIR DIRECTORS TO MEET
TO HOLD DANCE

"A meeting Of the directors of the
Middletown Fair Association will be
held this evening. at s o'clock.
Harrisburg telegraph. [volume] (Harrisburg, Pa.) 1879-1948, 1914-03-03
MISSES CAMPBELL ENTERTAIN

The Misses Elsie and Dorothy Camp
bell entertained number of friends at
q nve hundred party. Saturday evening.
Games of five hundred and music were
followed by refreshments.
Harrisburg telegraph. [volume] (Harrisburg, Pa.) 1879-1948, 1914-03-03
piles Cured In 9 to nax.

Druggists refund money IL PAZO
OINTMENT fails 10 cure Itching,
Blind, Bleeding or Protruding Piles.
First application gives relief. soc.
Advertisement
Harrisburg telegraph. [volume] (Harrisburg, Pa.) 1879-1948, 1914-03-03
JACOB KLUGH

Jacob Klugh, of Highspire, died at
the State hospital last evening. Flu
neral services will be held from Wits
funeral chapel
Harrisburg telegraph. [volume] (Harrisburg, Pa.) 1879-1948, 1914-03-03
T. & II. AGENT I'LL

Charles. Lutz, assistant agent at the
at his home, In Ann street.
Harrisburg telegraph. [volume] (Harrisburg, Pa.) 1879-1948, 1914-03-03

Middletown Dancing Club will hold
their first dance In the Keener building
Harrisburg telegraph. [volume] (Harrisburg, Pa.) 1879-1948, 1914-03-03
RECORD BROKEN|N
DIVISION INCOME
Foust's Office Shows Remarkable
Gain in Receipts in the Sixty
Days Of Year
LOCAL CHARTERS ISSUED
News of the Day Found About the
State Capitol = Governor
Goes to Reading
LOCAL CHARTERS ISSl
Receipts of the

Receipts of the
State Dairy and
Food Division Of
flee have broken
all records for the
sixty days after
the first of the
year, the total
taken in between
January 1 and
+ e b / u a + y 2 8
Harrisburg telegraph. [volume] (Harrisburg, Pa.) 1879-1948, 1914-03-03
HARRISBURG SIDE

philadelphia Division-116 crew first
to go after l p. M: 109, los, 103, 126,
Engineers for 1oS. 112. 11s. lis. 124,
The day book. [volume] (Chicago, Ill.) 1911-1917, 1914-01-16

eagerly pleased at an opportunity TO
make his friendly acquaintance. Fin
ally she said:
81 have often wondered what be-
came of the young man who seemed
so intimate with you when 1 first
came to the boarding house here"
you mean Robert Burton?" spoke
Mr.. Darrow, a shade first gloomy,
then sorrowful coming into his ex-
pressive face.
Eyes, II think that was his name.
In fact, am sure of it. II knew
him slightly" and Eva flushed deeply.
81 thought him my best friend" ex-
planned Abel, and something like a
sob choked clear utterance. 81 was
grossly deceived. 1 loved him as a
father and helped him to his feet
when he was penniless and friend
less, and-he sold me out"
ooh, Mr.. Darrow!' exclaimed Eva,
growing deathly pale. ct cannot
ber'
Abel stared in wonderment at his
companion at this revelation of fervid
and unexpected emotion.
did he also deceive your" he ask
ed bluntly.
"Oh, no-that isl knew him, we
were friends. learned to esteem him
and-he went away so abruptly II
have often thought of him." fiuttered
Eva.
''He is unworthy of your thought"
persisted Abel 'Tm sorry to say it,
but it is true. AS you must know,
three years ago lost limb in ma
chine while in the service of William
Lane & Co. Lane witnessed the ac-
cident and knew that it was due to
the carelessness of the firm. He Of
fered me trif1e to settle, which re-
fused. brought my suit for $4,000.
1t is now pending. One evening he
came to my room here with new
offer. Laughed at it. Robert Bur
ton heard him. In a trial his evidence
,,,i1rbf holm mn A uyoaLY 1ofoT POhov-f
The day book. [volume] (Chicago, Ill.) 1911-1917, 1914-01-16

WnaC-WndJ QlQ II say pTeSSeu
Eva eagerly.
only these words. Stick to the
Ship"
"And that is an?" murmured Eva
vaguely.
mo, 1 must tell you the worst. I
positively know that Mr.. Lane went
West for his health, young Burton
went with him as an attendant. Can't
you see how it is-the boy l so loved
has gone over to the enemy! They
have bribed him to remain out of the
field as witness in my behalf"
81 can't understand it at all, sigh
ed-Eva. "He was so grateful to you,
he was so kind to everybody"
Three evenings later Eva met Abel
at the door of the parlor. She drew
him within the room. Her eyes we're
red with weeping, her face colorless
and traversed with anguish.
Read she said sadly, and handed
a newspaper to Abel, pointing to. an
item on one of it's pages,
According to that, William Lane
and Robert Burton, travelling in the
Far West, had started to cross an
arid desert stretch and had not been
seen since. They were supposed to
have miserably persisted in sudden
sandstone that had come up.
Poor, misguided boy" sobbed
Abel. eff he had only been true to
mew
And in his grief he spoke tender
forgiving words that showed that his
heart was not hardened. And Eva
mingled her tears with his, and Abel
knew that this fair young girl had
loved Robert Burton.
The blow postrated Abel. He was
not equal to going to work the next
day. Eva that evening FASTENED up
to his room with some dainties for
the invalid. The try re""'y fell from
her hand as entering the apartment
she saw-Robert Burton!
wac coafoH in on oocrY ahoiV.
The bee., 1914-01-20
MUST BELIEVE IT
When weII.Known Darlington People
!, Tell Il 50 Plainly.

When public endorsement Is made
by representative citizen of Earl
ington the proof is positive. You
must believe it. Read THE -testi
mony. Every suRerer Of kidney
backache, every man, woman or
child with kidney trouble will do
we'll to read the following:
John Franklin, Darlington, KY,
sage: IT have bad no occasion TO
use Dosn's Kidney Pills or any 9TH
CT kidney remedy since they cured
me SOME years ago. You are 81
tlberey 70 uss my statement a. here
tofore. I had pains Ia the small Of
my back when stopping or lifting.
! became tired easily. I also hxd
headaches and diazy spells and had
TO get up 1t night TO pass the kid
ney Gecretionsg D0an's Kidney Pills
proved their merit By curing me.
For sale by all deaiers. Price so
cents. Foster Miiburn Co., Buffalo.
New YorE, sole agents for the
United States.
Remember the name Doan's--
and take no other.
The bee., 1914-01-20
A Knowing Parrot.

''what a fine parrot you have said
Harold to the young woman on whom
he was calling. "How is he on imitat-
mgr
"Great," said the hostess. 'He can
initiate almost anything"
"Oyer at Smiths" continued Harold.
"they have a bird that can initiate a
kiss to perfection. Can your bird do
that?"
'N0, indeed" answered Mabel indig-
nantly. Parrots can only initiate,
and 1t is not likely that our bird would
repeat a sound it is not accustomed to
hear"
Then Polly spoke:
"Don't. viii; don't, DEAR" it said
wait until take this wretched bird
out OF the room."-Lippincott's.
The bee., 1914-01-20
TAKEN FOR GRANTED.
Host Raised So Few Things Caller
Wasn't Sure About the Baby.

W IaN 1''t fNt~kN wv e"tIf
20 FRIEND Of mine moved out into
"a the cour y last year writes a
correspondent. "and after that
he bored the life ont OF us by boosting
about his country place lie told
how he raised all his own vegetables
and animals and everything like that
and was no longer dependent on the
city for anything. and at last we went
out to visit him.
"At dinner | said. This Is excel
lent roast pork. Raise your own pigsY
Yes he faltered, but as 1t hap
pens, this is not our own pork. The
pigs weren't ready to kill yet-we
started so late-and | had to send to
town FOR this.
1T was the same with every one Of
the vegetables. They hadn't got there
In time to start garden or a hot
house or cold frames or to see to the
old orchard Everything we had was
from town, but next year It would be
different II got positively embsrrass-
ing after awhile.
"But after dinner my wife clcverly
helped out the situation. Our hosts
little baby was brought in BY the
nurse for inspection. And after we
had admired the kid sufficiently my
wife said:
"T won't ask you il you raised him
yourself. He's mighty nice whether
you did or not. and I'm sure that after
you've been here long enough -
Cleveland Plain Dealer.
The bee., 1914-01-20
rILLABLE LANDS OF
COUNTRY SHOW 279s
NOW UNDER PL0W
Department Of Agriculture Estimates
$4,000. 900 Acres Not in Use

Washington-Oniy 27% of the
tillable land Of the United States
is actually under cultivation, ac-
cording to estimates of the De-
partment Of Agriculture, based
upon reports of $4,000 cores
pondents.
The entire United States, ex-
GLIDING foreign possessions, con-
taius about 1900, OO0, 900 acres.
Of this area about COZ or l ,140,.
600, 900 acres is estimated to be
tillable that is, capable of being
brought under cultivation by
means of the pillow. This IN
cludes land already under such
cultivation aud that which is the
future may be brought under
cultivation by clearing, drainage,
irrigation. etc. A total of 381,
100000 acres, or 1917 are esti-
mated to be non tlllable but
valuable for pastures or fruits
Only -19c, or 800. zoo, 900 acres,
was estimated to be of no use for
agriculture, present or future.
According to the census of 1908
the land arear in crops where
acreage was given was 311, 000,-
600 acres. This is about 1917 of
the total land area or about %
DER cent Of the estimated poten-
tai tillsble area of the United
States, excluding foreign posses
sions.
The bee., 1914-01-20
vs of the Town

Al<11& henderson Business College.
or - MadIsonville Business College.
Prep1<o Yourself for success in life.
BookkcoDlng stenotypy. Shorthand.
TypeurIkIne All instruction win be
individual: 10 Classes: enter any time
Mr.. A. C.Byers, Of Lexiogton. KY.
State manager of the X of p. Insur-
znce Department. wan In town Mon
day on business. Mr.. Byers 10 one
of the leading agents connected
With that branch Of that great or
der.
FOR RENT-Two story re 8 j.
dence on North Main Street,
jacksonville. Eight rooms and
all modern improvements. Call
81 Msdisonville, Ky.
The Klub Kentucky boys will
have q band concert and musical
at the Temple Theatre Thursday
night, Jan. eth, for the benefit
OF the band. Every citizen of
darlington should feel an inter-
est in the welfare Of the band
and should give the boys a full
house on this occasion.
Look out for the "Rube" Pa
rade the band boys will put on
at 2 80 Thursday, Jan. 9th. 1t
will be some fun and you will
enjoy 1t.
Don't forget the K. K. Band
boys musical and band concert at
Temple Theatre Thursday night,
San. 9th. There wall be some
thing doing all the time.
Everybody talk up the X. X.
band concert and musical at the
Temple Theatre Thursday night,
Jan. 81 and give the boys q boost.
ft's q good thing, push 1t along,
The bee., 1914-01-20
The Haunted Man.

Again that ringing in his ears. 1t
was the warning he had dreaded. He
knew his time had come. Yet, al
though he had started at the sound, lac
seemed half dazed and wholly careless
Of the consequences.
But still the ringing in his ears!
"Drat ity' he finally said, and. spring
ing from bed. the careworn commuter
shut on the alarm clock and proceeded
to dress for the 7:1O train.-Puck.
The bee., 1914-01-20
Worm kne~lns.

Never throw away pieces of iemoz
filter they have been eQueezed with
the lemoL sqLeezer. for they come In
handy for removing stains from the
hands and elsewhere. Dipped is.to salt
they win scour copper kettles nicely
and remove stains from brasswork-
lemon like this will take stains. dirt
an6 odor from pans and kettles ~
aothirg else will. The odars OF nAh
and oaions can thus BE- easily removed
The bee., 1914-01-20

NV NorUcW0S roSusw.
Al instances Of the amount Of food
some. birds consume. The Rev. @. T.
Philiips, vicar OF Ivegili. . we'll
known Cumberland naturalist the 9TH
&c day found In the crop OF . wood
pigeon he shot 40 beech nuts. whilst
another wcod-pigeon had devoured
more fineiy-chopped trump leaves than
~ could hold In the palm Of his hand
The bee., 1914-01-20
Swat indirect.

Mandy-What fob 20 ben soin' 10
dc postofiice so reg'lsrf Are 20 cor
respondin' wifi some other femalef"
Rsstus--Nope; but since al been q
readin' In de papers bout desc CON
science funds an kind OF thought ah
might possibly git lettah from dat
mipistah what married. us"--Life
The bee., 1914-01-20

"SAe threatened to throw hot wa
ter In my face" said q school attend.
snco ofiicer. referring to womaL
who had been summoned in respect
Of the truancy Of her child. "You must
not throw hot water" me stipendiary
told the defendant ~xou can heap
eosls OF nrs ON his head. ifyou uka-
The bee., 1914-01-20

A uan at Angouleme. France. VINO
divoroo1 his wife and married again.
fading Ms second marriage 40 hap
pier. has faiasn ID love xtazn sithi HE
oSst wife and gone back 70 her. Hb
second wife has instituted divorce pro-
csedinss against him. naming the hrss
sife % correspondent