The mirror. (Stillwater, Minn.) 1894-1925, 1914-12-17
PICKUPS AND PUNCHES
By Uncle John

Only thirteen more days of 1914. Gee!
doesn't it go fast?
| Rev, Benson was visitor in Cell Hall
| A last Tuesday evening on business.
| DIR. Newman was in the auditorium last
Friday afternoon with party of ladies.
| Warden Reed held his monthly inter-
views in the Deputy's office last Wednes-
day.
Master H. Whittier escorted party of
friends around the various departments
last Saturday.
If time is money, as they say it is, there
ought to be plenty of money in here at the
present time.
Christian Science Service was held in
the auditorium last Sunday morning, and
was well attended.
Master Amidon, from the front office,
escorted several friends through the insti-
tuition last Saturday.
| Confession next Saturday afternoon, and
Mass in the auditorium next Sunday morn
ing. Don't forget it.
The drill was cut short Sunday Morning.
| Of course there was reason; and
guess you all know the reason,
Guard Mccarthy escorted several friends
| through the institution last Thursday, and
made short stop in the auditorium and
| listened to the music.
Guard Buckley escorted a party of
friends through our silent city last Thurs
day and showed them everything of inter-
est that can be seen inside the wall.
Our population is on the increase now;
we might just as well say on the jump, if
they keep on coming like this the popula-
ton will reach the 1000 mark before
Christmas.
guess you will all agree with me when
| say that this is funny world arter all,
but some of the inhabitants are SO BRAIN
less that they would not know joke if
they should see it.
l suppose whole lot of new resolutions
will be made soon-but will they be car
ried out? We doubt it. Good resolutions
will do you no good if you don't make up
a firm determination first, to be man.
You are wrong, Paddy, my boy. In the
first place, we had a black eye and could
not see the ball; and in the second place,
we did not want to hoist that little ball
over the Auditorium. Do you savvy now?
Both of our choirs have reason to feel
proud of themselves for the excellent sing
ing they undered last Sunday morning;
and our Chaplain's praise ought to give
them courage enough to make the Singing
still better.
Her ladyship, the Duke, is hanging
around the greenhouse mostly these cold
days. We were passing that way the 9TH
er day without our instrument and she did
not even look at us. What do you know
about that! eh, Otto Mobile?
You are right. Paddy, the show that the
home talent is rehearsing for Christmas
will be all to the good. We were not in
favor of it when it was first mentioned,
but we have seen it during the past week
and we are sure the boys will make good;
at least they will try to do so.
1t is our desire to be at peace with all
the world, especially as Christmas draws
near; so here goes: We had the misfor-
tune to offend one of our friends last week
through this column without the least in
tention to do so, for which Ofense we
apologize, and we promise f, rther, that
we will never mention his name again as
long as we are able to hold pencil, and
certainly not in this column.
Cell Changes
All ARR to 424 2O2-188 34-3O4 86-477
1O8-2O 325-427 333-313 304-34.
All B-I49 to 1913 218-5O9 398-149 500
218.
B. to All to Sc 1885, $40 395-337 $50
I29.
To Cot-245-a Alta 372-a 343-a 201-a
466-a 334-a 83-a 122-b 79-b.
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