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The Republican. [volume] (Oakland, Md.) 1877-current, 1914-01-22
SERVING TIE OYSTER.

The common way OF serving the OyS-
ter is in a stew. and often a very in
different dish it is. too. for an oyster
stew to be palatable must be carefully
made and well seasoned. An oyster
cocktail or oysters on the half shell
are the fayorite first course of the din
ner menu of most men
Oyster Cocktail.-This is one of the
best ways of serving this dish Mix
a tablespoonful of tomato catsup, half
teaspoonful of vinegar or lemon
juice, two drop. of tabasco sauce and
salt to taste. Serve in cocktail
glasses or in halves of green peppers
placed in a bed of ice. The oysters
from six to eight on the half shell.
Roasted Oysters.-These are deli
cious when the nice, fresh, well-ha.
vored oysters may be procured. Buy
the oysters in the shell, scrub them
and place in a dripping pan and cook
in a hot oven until the shells open.
Season and serve in the deep halves
Of the shells.
BroiIed Oysters.-Clean and dry the
oysters in a towel Lift with a fork
by the tough muscle, and dip in melt,
ed butter. then in cracker crumbs
which have been well seasoned. Place
in a buttered wire broiler and broil
over a clear fire until the juices flow
turning while broiling. Serve with
parsley or lemon butter.
Oysters in a block of ice is a IA
yorite way of serving for a dinner
Melt a hollow in a block of ice with
hct irons, put in the oysters, place
the ice on platter covered with a
napkin and garnish with parsley and
lemon.
Escalloped oysters are always
liked. Prepare them with but two
layers Of the oyster or the center lay
ers will not be cooked and will spoil
the whole dish
S@Sf.
The Republican. [volume] (Oakland, Md.) 1877-current, 1914-01-22
One Good Turn.

Don't you know. Epaily, that it is
not proper for you to turn around and
look after a gentleman" But,
mamma, | was only looking to see If
he was looking to see if | was look
ing. '-Fliegende Blaetter
The Republican. [volume] (Oakland, Md.) 1877-current, 1914-01-22

Mother Gray's Sweet Powders for Children
Break up Colds in "a hours, relieve Feverish-
ness, Headache, Stomach Troubles, TeethinR
Disorders, move and regulate the bowels and
Destroy Worms. They pleasant to take
children like them. Used by mothers for24 years
AT all druggists, 25c. Sample mailed FREE
Address, A. 5. Olmsted, lie Roy, n. y. Adv
The Republican. [volume] (Oakland, Md.) 1877-current, 1914-01-22
Keeping Il Shady.

Patience-Shes on the shady side
of thirty. all right
Patrice-Why, she's forty if she's a
day.
But she says she's only twenty
eight"
The Republican. [volume] (Oakland, Md.) 1877-current, 1914-01-22
Not Welcome,

Mr. Bacon-Better take in that mat
at the door with the word Welcome"
on.
Mrs. Bacon-Why so?
Because this paper says that five
notable periodic comets are expected
to visit the earth again this year"
The Republican. [volume] (Oakland, Md.) 1877-current, 1914-01-22

Clean soap and water will remove
scale and the white mealy bug from
palms and ferns. The treatment must
be applied often and the plants thor
oughly rinsed with clear water after.
ward
The Republican. [volume] (Oakland, Md.) 1877-current, 1914-01-22

M HERE ought to be one or two
~ occasions in the year when IN
regenerate man is freed from the die
taTy restraints laid upon him by a by
g1enic helpmate, and may eat all kinds of
pie and as much of such kind as he
chooses
The Republican. [volume] (Oakland, Md.) 1877-current, 1914-01-22

tempted, The line of sand dunes tina
reaches along almost the entire sea
board, from Ostend to the Dunch from
tier, will be covered with trees, which
will at the same time stop the drifting
of the sand and act as a protection tc
the fertile land behind the proposed
tree belt
The Republican. [volume] (Oakland, Md.) 1877-current, 1914-01-22
WHAT TO EAT.

Right living would eliminate a large
per cent. of the ills of man. Overeat-
ing has been the cause of many ills
and many deaths. To cut our food
in half and multiply our exercise in
the fresh air by two would unques-
tionably prolong our lives. Yet we
go on eating food that is too rich, and
too much of it, and we reap as we
SOW.
A soup, salad, and the dinner is
complete, says Savarin, one Of the
greatest authorities on dining; yet
how many today would be satisfied
with such meal?
\ The chief value of soup made from
broths or meat extracts is the toning
the stomach for the heavier foods.
When the nicely favored thin soup
gets into the stomach the gastric
juice begins to flow; then when the
heavy food follows the stomach is
ready to take care of il. These thin
broth5 of soups have little food value,
but are great aids to digestion
Heavy soups, like purees or cream
soups, are of themselves meal and
with d simple salad and bread and
butter make a most filling one.
Consomme is clear soup made from
veal or beef. Bouillon is made from
lean chopped beef. Use a quart of
water to each pound of meat
Bellevue bouillon is made from
equal quantities of clear chicken broth
and clam broth, seasoned with celery
seed and pepper. Serve in cups with
bouillOn spoon.
Garnish the top of each cup with a
spoonful of whipped cream.
Chowders are thick soups made
from fish, oysters, clans or meat.
One Of the most wholesome and pop
ular as we'll as inexpensive, is
Goldfish Chowder.-Cut in dice a
quarter of pound of fat salt pork
put it into a deep kettle and brown;
add three sliced onions and stir until
well colored, then add a half dozen
potatoes sliced. and cover with boiling
water. When the potatoes are tender
add a quart of milk. half pound of
shredded Goldfish which has been
soaked in water, and on each plate
place milk cracker which has been
scalded with boiling water and
drained. Season with salt, if needed,
add dash of red pepper, and serve
piping hot This makes a good dish
for a cold winter night.
Fresh fish may be added if so de
sired but it should be put in to cook
when the potatoes are added.
Time past is gone. thou cau'st not fl "a
call.
Time is, thou hast. improve that portion
small:
Time future is nor ana may never be-
Time present is the only time for thee"
The Republican. [volume] (Oakland, Md.) 1877-current, 1914-01-22
Screening Land From sandstorms.

The agricultural department of the
Hclgium government is preparing to
undertake one of the most extensive
scher7.s Cor tree plantingS ever at
The Republican. [volume] (Oakland, Md.) 1877-current, 1914-01-22
Feeding Fodder.

While fodder, when given out of
doors should be fed In feed racks not
on the ground it is imperative for the
grouD9 surrounding the racks to slope
away in all directions and often It
wodld be bettes still II tile drained.
The Republican. [volume] (Oakland, Md.) 1877-current, 1914-01-22
LOOKING for Him.

Patience-She says she's been hunt
ing for fiat all day.
Patrice-Why, is her husband miss
ing?
The Republican. [volume] (Oakland, Md.) 1877-current, 1914-01-22

A simple protection against dangerous
throat affections are Deans Mentholated
Cough Drops; &c at Drug Stores.
The Republican. [volume] (Oakland, Md.) 1877-current, 1914-01-22
TrYinu.

Madge-"Don't you think cir
should marry an economical man?'
DOLLY suppose so; but lis awful
being engaged to ona"
The Republican. [volume] (Oakland, Md.) 1877-current, 1914-01-22

DIR, Pierce's Pellets, small, sugar coated,
easy to take as candy, regulate and invig-
crate stomach, liver and bowels Do not
grippe. Adv.
The Republican. [volume] (Oakland, Md.) 1877-current, 1914-01-22

One thing the bald-headed man can
never understand is why the world
should respect gray hairs
The Republican. [volume] (Oakland, Md.) 1877-current, 1914-01-22

Occasionally a widow flirts with
married man merely to see what his
wife will do about it.
The Republican. [volume] (Oakland, Md.) 1877-current, 1914-01-22

Many friend will shed a tear who
will not shed a dollar.
The Republican. [volume] (Oakland, Md.) 1877-current, 1914-01-22

Pennsylvania has 10000 feeble mind
ed women.
The Republican. [volume] (Oakland, Md.) 1877-current, 1914-01-22
NeEAI- 2ze,1>~eEL-.

months, so we each get six brand new
brains per year.
The Republican. [volume] (Oakland, Md.) 1877-current, 1914-01-22

The Khyber Pass, from the time o.
Alexander the Great, has been notet
as the great military and trade gate
way into India from the Asiatic coun
tries to the east The pass begins
near Jamrud in India, 1O12 miles ives
of Peshawar, and twists through the
hills for about 33 miles in a north
westerly direction till it debouches al
Dakka, in Afghanistan
Harrisburg telegraph. [volume] (Harrisburg, Pa.) 1879-1948, 1914-03-11
Be Sure to See
The New Ribbons

for ribbons are in greater vogue than tor
years. Used for all purposes and on all oc-
casons. Complete new Spring lines ready
largest we've presented.
6-inch Plaid Ribbons-the very latest effects
they are going to be very popular this sum-
NERVE show an unusual variety of them,
pcI ydlu %CF
The new Roman Stripe Ribbons, to inches
wide, for trimmings and millinery, yard,
SOC to ST so
Satin Taffeta and Moire Ribbons in the Tango
shades, 6 ins. wide, yd., 800, Soc and SOC
New Taffeta Ribbons in all the leading shades
the largest and best assortment we have
ever shown-6 inches wide, yard 49,. 25e
CORSAGES
We have just received for the Opening
special collection of Roses and Vio-
lets of ribbon with foliage, SOC to ST
On the Main Floor-BOWMANs.
Harrisburg telegraph. [volume] (Harrisburg, Pa.) 1879-1948, 1914-03-11

ys of the Millinery and Garments are the
ng spring styles for early wear are:
Fownes' Pearl Pique Sewn Gloves l.
clasp, tango shade, 3 rows of black
or white stitching, the pair .$1.75
overseam, black, white, tan
kayser's 2-clasp washable Chamoisette
Gloves, the pair SOC
BOWMAN'S Main Floor.
Harrisburg telegraph. [volume] (Harrisburg, Pa.) 1879-1948, 1914-03-11

New Gloves. No attire is complete with
Pique Sewn Gloves, 1-clasp, black or
white, self or contrasting stitching,
the pair .................. pI.0o
nd gray, the pair, $1.OO
Kayser's long Chamoisette Gloves at
SOC and S1.OO. Extra fine values.
Harrisburg telegraph. [volume] (Harrisburg, Pa.) 1879-1948, 1914-03-11
A New
Millinery Era

The 1914 Spring Opening marks the COM
mencement of new trend of Millinery business
with the Bowman Store
Our clientele-old friends and new-will
ceive with interest the news of this very striking
departure from the customary Millinery Depart
ment.
True, there will be throughout the entire sea-
son a most comprehensive collection of moderate
priced hats-but there will also be the most dis
tinctive models to be seen in Harrisburg-a fea-
ture which will be of unusual assistance to every
woman in the selecting of hat entirely unlike
any outside this store.
This department is newly appointed in most
modern fashion and will give our customers
greater comfort and ease. BowMANs-second Floor
Harrisburg telegraph. [volume] (Harrisburg, Pa.) 1879-1948, 1914-03-11
New Gloves For the New Garments

Right in line with the opening disp
out the correct gloves. Among Il e lea,
townes' Kid Gloves, 2-clasp overseam,
black and white, Paris point stitch
ed backs, the pair ......... 81 80
French Lamb Gle
Washable Gloves, white doeskin,
chamols ........ $1.OO and $1.25
Harrisburg telegraph. [volume] (Harrisburg, Pa.) 1879-1948, 1914-03-11

We showing the faddish colored hair to match
the gowns for those who want something eccentric
Finest quality switches up $500
very big leaders In lower priced goods are
1S-inch naturally wavy switches, at soc
20-jnch naturally wavy switches, at $3.50
22-inch naturally wayy switches, at $2.1s
24-inch naturally navy switches at So %
Wavy Transformations, at $40
BOWMAN'S Hair Goods Department-Second Floor
Harrisburg telegraph. [volume] (Harrisburg, Pa.) 1879-1948, 1914-03-11
The Changes in Hair Fashions
For Spring Are Noteworthy

1t is quite necessary for every wo-
man who wants to have her coiffure
in the very latest style to conform with
the new Spring Millinery to be we'll in
formed on hair fashions. Thus is
given our Hair Goods Department the
opportunity to point out to it's Glen
tele the various features of the fash
ionapie couture and the proper hair
goods to attain the correct head dress.
With our complete lines for the
Spring 1914 we are splendidly pre-
pared to meet all demands in ell
Harrisburg telegraph. [volume] (Harrisburg, Pa.) 1879-1948, 1914-03-11

Il be very much in fashion with the charming
Own brands-all reliable and very fine values.
"Kayser's" But-I Mol Thread Silk Hosiery, black and
colors. The Button Hole prevents the runs"
ST 80 and S1.75 pair.
HOSIERY-col-I ITALIAN SILK HOSIERY-In
e also, at 2.OO black and all the leading shades
ST 80.
Harrisburg telegraph. [volume] (Harrisburg, Pa.) 1879-1948, 1914-03-11
Presenting the New Silk Hosiery For Women

A representative line. The very styles that W
gowns and dresses "Kayser's" "Onyx" and Oul
tops; double soes high spced heels, black and colors
$1.OO and $1.5O pair
THREAD SILK BOOT HOS-l ITALIAN SILL
IERY-black and all the leading ored silk clocks wl
shades, SOC. pair
Harrisburg telegraph. [volume] (Harrisburg, Pa.) 1879-1948, 1914-03-11

ored silk clocks white also, at $500 ;
pair
Harrisburg telegraph. [volume] (Harrisburg, Pa.) 1879-1948, 1914-03-11

trio. Truly charming and most admirably
desgn1d ands Tor the chgag sot ss ay
Nord stern. [volume] (La Crosse, Wis.) 1856-1921, 1914-02-06
Ger 6 anorat 8.

Aeimss 0rauen bate, aber MIR oess
balb. neil ols S~passnpoit Die
S60nbeit oes WaI0ss nid3t srtragen
tdnn.
Del GrQ6erun9s3ua mar mibcs
log. asnn Die SdonAeit oes @aIoss
mar oahin uno Die permeintiihen
6einhe nirgsnos gu finoen. llntrom
CAB es in herrlider 6iius; nit bdBs
Iihem Gesdnt ~itiirSte Die 6Orbe in
eauSsn Sdmaosu 0arauf uuo erfiiqis
ben @aIo nit pobeIbdftem 0ef6rsi.
go mar ss I'M WdIb, oIs sic
2iebs itarb.
Nord stern. [volume] (La Crosse, Wis.) 1856-1921, 1914-02-06

1902 muroen burd cine unters
leeii6e eruption Sauien0e BON Sal.
fiiden i'm Roten Meer pernidtet uno
gum Seil in OiGibuti ans 4ano &c.
i%porfen.
Sn 90ttinQen tonnte man
fruber SdfeIn IeIsn nit Der SnIdrift
"9ier oatt niemano ieinen Summer
ausi6iitter." Summer puroe Shutt
uno Miill senonnt.
Sn 26 Staoten Der rlnirn
sibt es Stodts : So,itbeamte, bis 5u-
2oiune ron 5orItprobIsmsn nit ben
giseutiim.rn bon pripot : WaIouus
gen 9apG in 6ono arbeiten.
Nord stern. [volume] (La Crosse, Wis.) 1856-1921, 1914-02-06

naGQ tr;.;n9;n npapt-uId.n GG5;ns
0lcnIt uno 4bcr0llVpen~ raltmcdsn}
CENT tas Sil0 rs N:iljQ.u aui
Dem rSintert,daa SUDDEN" mar pty
pont uro %psybottl, nm Ser Hau,.l
teTdb tiftrten Die GeiiiliGten 0eaen
rie nuntr:'tliGs Sijte", un0 o.u @is
tern Der Staot aui Gem 3atbaus i,Bs
ten is 10 lange nit Slu9eR 81 tls
oisie oa. Ibhdlten eiNe3 Wartte@ auf
Dem Dam uno @pgenoam p,rbottn
uno 3urioerhonoIun9sn nit Sirafeu
becrobten. Iter lles mar umionii,
Der sSeilige 9ing ijs9yett ous Sem
ge9sn ibn sefiArt,n Sampf beypor;
oas 8Iatt r9tieups pan ben 0ol"
Fibrt aus einem bun0srt Sabye nab
Der Reformation erfhisneusn Bud
zines preoisers Sonoius sinio: ty.
gogIi1e StelIsu an. aus bsnen baIs
porgebt, oab 81, NitolGas audi no6
nom proteltantifaen Bolt S%ollanos
in hoben Gbren gebalten puroe.
Inter oen 1000 Siinpen, pelhe Der
Msnft. ME Disier gIaubenseifri9c
VeiitIife Iagt, be9ebsn tann, be3iebsn
iih niGt psni9er oIs orei ouf 0ns
6eiern bss SintsrtIGas= Nbenos, .an
pel6em GIteru, pispobl lie MltgIiss
Der Der Stride iinO, gu elmer 9s!pihsn
3eit oes Subres ibren tlsinen Sins
bern Naf4pert, puppen. SpieIioaren
nip. aus benz S6ornitein fallen loi,
len, Deer Tie in Sen &Ieiosru Der Sin.
Der periteden, uno 0ieien am anoeln
Bergen 2igen peis MAIDEN. oIs bo,
be elm gspiFer papiitiider S%eiliosr,
genannt Slaus, ie gei6entt, 70 oab
fol6e Gltern Iid elmer eroben Sanpe
lduloig MAIDEN, inbsm iie ibren Sim
bern ben popiitifden 00benbienIt
uno @bergIauben einpflan3en." uno
ooh mar cs I'LL Elm alter. beioniider
0ebrou6, an Dem 0as Bolt rod
hing, benn bic Sorm Der Gtnters
tlaas=Suhen, Elm S6metn oocr Elm
Rdn, lpeiit auf beibniide 0ebrGube
nnb auf bie @crebrung Wotans bin,
an oeiIen Steue SintsrtlaaS getres
ten lit, fpie ia aud bas Nn8inoen Ser
2i6ter uno bic SeItfreuoe mitten i'm
9untel bes Winters Den beioniiaen
uriprung psrrdt.
Nord stern. [volume] (La Crosse, Wis.) 1856-1921, 1914-02-06

gam sln lulii9es NebeG I'M Wato.
Nan iargte mepr flr IIa ielteg, uers
iReift itine eigenen Giey, aab aroBe
9eieaiGafieH. aB Iia toll uno pol,
ktie in WpQuit uao lleppiQteit.
glur Die 0ronel mad]te nitt nit.
STE hattie iieben Gisr in QeIt. ;Sbr
9aus miro dnsItIit gsmieosn.
Aber bolo puroe es Itiasr I'M
&aIo. Der cole Sang peritummte.
4ua Der 6soernIdmud lieb mad,
2urniet uno gldn3enbe Rltuncen
Derfhpdnoen.
Nur oas 2ieo Ser 0ro7eI borte
man in itiueN |bsnoen. Die Qiebe
i4Iud8te aus ibrem @eIang uno bic
Sh0ubeit.
9urA DEN Walo uno feline fumz
ME prddt fiihrte ole GiIsnba6n. Ies
ben benz e~in3igen gabnlpGrterbGuss
den mar elm tlsinsr 0arten. Sons
ns%nblumen, 4iteru uno Rinoslb!us
men psri6pGnOeten ibre berbftIids
pratft an oieiem sin3igen S%onnsnfIed
big IN oen Winter binein.
9reItunoertiiini5ig 9Idn3enoe, fets
te Snmen barg Dit SonnenbIume in
itrer rieiigen Yliitenbiue.
nWdrrm miibit 0u DID eigentli9
10 ob?" iagte oas bdblid,e untraut,
oos Der 3sufeI in osn 0artsn gss
lat bate.
rum msin t0nisli6es Reid gu
oermebren," erpioerts 'tol3 Die Som
uenblume.
n0eiusn Samen nai9e1 oie 9a6n<
tpdrterstinoer," tiGerte bosbaft bas
Hinge(traut.
Sd, Is bate He6t. gBie f6pierig
tuor IS iGon, Die Bitten Den gam
sen Sag Der Come ent9e9en3uneisen
uno bel Na9t gegsn ben Sau gu
i9iBen! llno Damn srit oa8 8epiht
Der rsifenoen Surlen gu trogsn! g8os
bate nan oenn oappn?
SIN nd6Itsn Sabr mar Die Son>
nenblume muir bulb 70 boA. 9ing oaz
fir aber mebr in bic 8reite, Der
Stengel por gurtenartig angeI6poIz
len. Sum 8liiben bradte ite ss
nidt. Sic per5ebrte ibr Set Ielber,
itatt e5 in Den Sumen ffisben 5u
lafIen.
9nS 8eiIpiel Der Sonnenflume
fano Nd4abmung. Sorbe uno Quit
ihfpanoen oabin. Nm 9ooen pono
iid biBlides fette5 untraut. Der
Smfer jammerte. oaB Is tsinen Souig
mehr gebe, Die 6ummeIn flogen dr.
gerli4 bin uno Ter, S9metterlin9t
perThmodtsten AM Wege.
Ser Wdl0 mar per0oet.
Nord stern. [volume] (La Crosse, Wis.) 1856-1921, 1914-02-06
Stint 9iieuIaas.
Ser Sd, ;;tbeilise Der Stnbt Amiieroam
niO ieine Seneutuns.

Wer lid mad einem iprsdtnocn
SeiipieI tur Die anerf1itterIIde. ol'
len Stilrmen uno umfpdl5ungsn Der
3eit troBenoe 3dBi9teit iuAt, .comit
EN- BOLT an Den 0eorQuWen Der 3prs
fuE,en bdngt, au9 Tenn Ole Vi nnes
rung on oeteH !oertunft lQn9lt pers
i6Tunoen lit. finOet es in Oet 6eier
bes Ct. Nitlasz 4bencs. Der, ME man
pelB. in 6rantrei9 unO 9ouano Die
Houe 0es oeutlden Weibna6tsatenos
'pieIt. Sir AmfterOom bat ct.
yticoIaas ais SduBbsiliger Der Stopt
cine gang belonoere geoeutung. 81
fiber uno Seeleute, oeren Yutron Der
Seili9e mar, bradten inn 9uIotgun-
gen bar, penn lie an ieinem Die
StraBcnsdsn itmudsnoen Bib por=
ub:rgtn9en. auf Gem Dam uno
9pgerbam purpe Sabr fir SuGr EN-
SinterflaoSmartt gebdlten. 1uf Dem
auerle! Suder= unO 9tai6paren.
SpieI5eug fir 9inosr uip. feilgebo=
ten purosn. Elm Martt, oeTen Spus
rem ii6 nod bis tief in ous pprige
SaGrbunosrt erbaIten baben. Mbsr
offentlide geIuitiguneen fanosn nid)t
itatt, oenn Der Sintertlaa =Nbeno
alpur in eriter 2inie ein Tsit fir Sim.
fer. benen Der 9eiIige feline GeI9enz
te unr ue6errai@ungen Suitelen lieb,
ipuros oIlo i'm engen 6dmiIientreiis
gefeiert. Won terut 6as I6one Bib
Dor San Steen, pnf Dem otei @enes
rationen trauli9 unC in 6eititims
mung ON slide iiBsn, bic ainbcr
iinO ii6er9lidlid oh Der reiden 9es
f6erung. aber aud Die 3ute fir ben
b6Ten Sun9en feb!t ni4t, oefen iid
Die pei6ber5i9e @roBmuttsr fG!ieBs
li6 erbarmt.
Mit Dem @i,- Reformation
braden fir o.. S3,.igen idlimms
Gage On. Mon bate Die 8ilptr in
BEN &ir4en D,rni6tst, lestere ielbIt
fir Den prot.ituntiid.n @ottssoienit
eingeridtet. tresbalb ioute man Dor
hielem 10 auffaa.ne in ole Grfdtts
Abbeville progress. (Abbeville, Vermilion Parish, La.) 1913-1944, 1914-07-18
Story is an Old One

Dick Whltt.ngton" is one OF the
most puzzling Of all London panto-
mime stories, in point Of origin ira
dltion says positively that 1t is Il true
story OF a former lord mayor Of Lon
con- and it certainly Is true that 4
Richard Wilmington did marry his
masters daughter aad become CHIEF
citizen. but instead Of bci,.' a home
less boy he was the son CT knight.
Sir Villa Wilmington. Italy. Brit
tany. Norway and Russia all have
practically the same tale. The story
also app"a's in a book by Persian
author. written years before tho real
vas born.
Abbeville progress. (Abbeville, Vermilion Parish, La.) 1913-1944, 1914-07-18
Work or You're Nobody.

\ young Englishman who came TO
this country to enter business wrote
to his father that he was making
good In his work. and that America
was Il remarkably bus'ling and pro-
grcssive place You simply must work
or you're not in it," he wrote. You
must be busy. if you want TO win out
1t doesn't matter so much what you
work at, but you must work"
Abbeville progress. (Abbeville, Vermilion Parish, La.) 1913-1944, 1914-07-18
Cloeely Allied.

The sublime and the ridiculous arc
often so very nearly related that it is
difficult 10 class them separately. one
step above the sublime makes the ridi-
culous. and one step above the ridicu-
lOus makes the sublime agaiu.-Thom-
as Paine.
Abbeville progress. (Abbeville, Vermilion Parish, La.) 1913-1944, 1914-07-18
incluHed Then, AL

A pair of mules. driven by a lcut.
sXasperated a crossing copper. The
driver did not understand The traffic
signals and soon was causing a CON
gestioC. The copper walked up. grab
bed bride and exclaimed: Come on
here. tie three OF yez,"
Abbeville progress. (Abbeville, Vermilion Parish, La.) 1913-1944, 1914-07-18
How Paris Helms Poor-

The fact that the receipts Of Paris
thcaters have more than doubled in
the last twenty years is 4 good thing
for the Paris poor, since every buyer
OF thcater tic6et in Paris has TO pay
ten per cent tax for the poor the
total amount Of which for the last
year was 100000.
Abbeville progress. (Abbeville, Vermilion Parish, La.) 1913-1944, 1914-07-18
Meat-Eatinu Nations.

the greatest meat eaters in the world
The former eat 2G2 pounds OF meat a
year each and the latter 2l2 pounds
Americans eat 1Sj pounds and the
British only 1870 pounds.
Abbeville progress. (Abbeville, Vermilion Parish, La.) 1913-1944, 1914-07-18
Limit to Loves Blindness.

Bela-"Oh, dear, the diamond in
my engagement ring has got flaw il
it" George Take no notice, dar-
ling. Love should be blind. you
know" Bella Yes, but one need
not be stone blind"
Abbeville progress. (Abbeville, Vermilion Parish, La.) 1913-1944, 1914-07-18
Bio Letters on Green Paper.

Griggs-"Say. did your wife ever
find any letters in your pocket and
and VS. there, but she always kept
quiet about It."
Abbeville progress. (Abbeville, Vermilion Parish, La.) 1913-1944, 1914-07-18
TRY the Left

L often wish" mourned Senator
Spouter, that We're ambidextrous.
then could so on writing my speech.
es without being interrupted by these
pest!ferous handshakels."
Abbeville progress. (Abbeville, Vermilion Parish, La.) 1913-1944, 1914-07-18
Queercst Of Suicides.

a man OF sixty-three who became
tired OF life propped up heavy COP
per water tub and then placed his
head under it and knocked away the
Prop. Death was instantaneous.
Abbeville progress. (Abbeville, Vermilion Parish, La.) 1913-1944, 1914-07-18
Do N Now.

II you look forward TO sometime
ing an oldest inhabitant, better
rite down all the particulars OF the
'ason and have them attested by a
otary public.-Albany Journal
Abbeville progress. (Abbeville, Vermilion Parish, La.) 1913-1944, 1914-07-18
No Loss.

BlobD5-"Do you think the death Of
cid Closefist will be loss to the com.
munity?' Slobbs-"Weu under.
stand the less Is fully covered By in
surance"
Abbeville progress. (Abbeville, Vermilion Parish, La.) 1913-1944, 1914-07-18
GETTING His Bear,noe

Woodchcpper-'I seen lot o. bear
tracks bout mile ncrth o. here-Sig
ones, too" Hunter-"Cood, Which
way is south:'-Chicago Daily News.