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Scranton Wochenblatt. [volume] (Scranton, Pa.) 1865-1918, 1914-03-19
Jsari6i(C6e Stiirme.

Wit Der GrOffnuns bes panamatas
noIs pirb Der S9iffsbertebr iiber bas
&oribiI9e Wfeer einen unsebeuern 3us
ipo9s gepinnen. Somit erbolten
aber bic p.rbeerenben Dirbeli itiirme
(Surritane) Deitinbiens eine erbOhte
9eeeutung, unb bos 9lorbamerifaz
nii6e Wetterbureau bat eine forgfGls
tige itntiitii9e llnterfuhuns iiber
bieIe @irb.litiirme DerunIabt, bic Sliz
bet 8. Safiis tiirali9 perOffentli3te.
Sisrna9 tGtt unsefGhr Elm Orittel
bieier Stiirme aipiid.n IL @rab uno
26 9rab n0rbli9er Breite unb 56
Gra6 biz 80 9rab ipeitli9er GGnge
auf. Ra9 benz 8eridt bon profefor
Stirring iiber bieIe unterIudungen tit
am meiiien bon ben Stiirmen bepore
Suet cine Babn, bic burb bas nOrbz
li9e aaribiihe Meer stpiiasn ben
@inbparbsSnfeln unb Sumaicu bon
Sif nod Weit, barauf bur9 ben Yus
tatanfanal pber iiber bos tpsitli6e
Guba na1 HorbipeIten fiibrt. SIN
Ditli6en Sell bes 8uIens ron Wsrito
biegt bic 9abn nad HorboI item um
unb eebt iiber bic Salbini.l Sloriba
in ben 9ltIontiI9tn Saeon. Die
nG9fte bGufise Strrmbobn fiibrt Ton
Der n0rbli9tn 9ruppe Der Minbiporbs
ssnfeln iiber bic Bahamas nod Weis
nGrtp.It unb bieet 0itlih bor Slorioa
nod benz gltlontiIhen Sseon nm.
8emertsnstpert lit bic pl6bli9feit
bes giniebens Der Sturmaeit in Der
sipeiten Detobe bes gluguits unb bes
g(ufbDrens Gnbe Ottober. gtiht tpes
niger nls SO proSent Der Stiirme
fallen in bieIeu 3eitraum. Die bur4s
f6nittlihe Sortbepssung ber tpeitins
bii9en Srtane betrGst unsefGbr 20
4ilometer in Der Stunbe. SO foms
men au9 itorte @era0gerunsen Dor, 10
bab bic Stiirme bistpetlen fogor 5
Sage nabeau itatipndr bleiben fOnnen.
Die @ef9pinbistsit iteiet raid on,
iobolb bic Surritane in bic ipeitlihen
2uftitrOmunsen seIansen; befonbers
ousseprGgt lit bies In ben Wtonaten
September unb Sttober. Die. burds
i6nittIide 0auer zines tpeitinbif6en
Ortans b.trGst flint bis odt Gage.
Sc fommen ober bistpeilen aud Or
tane bor, bic ben sanSen norbotlantia
i6en Saean iiberqueren uno etne
Sauer bis su 10 Sasen beFben. Was
bic @oranaeihen fir bos Guftreten
eines tropiffen Srtans betrifft. 10
iinb btefe in Weitinbien teinsspegs 10
beutli9 uno unSpsifelbaft, als man
eetpDbnlid annimmt. Oie fiheriten
8orboten foGIen fart bipersierenOe
3usridtunsen Der oberen Wolten fein.
Ioipie cine Steiseruns bes bOisen Wets
ters, nit Reseufdauern. bic lansfam
einfebt.
Scranton Wochenblatt. [volume] (Scranton, Pa.) 1865-1918, 1914-03-19

Mann eingstrasen. @eniser aIs Elm
Sabrbunbert fpdter madte aber Pos
lpbtos 8u9 I RapiteI 64) barauf
aufmerffam, baB bic Romer, obtpobl
iie tn Der 3rpif9en5eit BITE Weltberrz
i9oft errunsen batten unb nunmebr
eine tpeit bebeutenbere Mo9t beIabsn
als friiber. peber 70 biele S9iffe
mehr bemannen nod nit 10 pielen
srpben SsIotten in Sc. seben tonn>
ten ols friiber. Sulius GGIor entz
bedte sar fpieoerum 100 Sabre fpdter
(46 b. gbr.), BEL Der bamals abgez
baltenen 8olts5dbluns, einen alIgemei>
men erfdredli6en Menf9enmansel.
gbenfO fpraden ipb 9iO Gafiius unb
Dioborus Siculus' iiber ben Menibens
manssl ibrer 3eit oHs. aebterer msint,
bob bic jebise @ntbOlterung Der
StGbte segeniiber Der ebemaligen
Menf9enfiilIe eine allsemetne &lase
fei.
60 tpeItte bic 8oltstraft Der Selles
nen unb Der R0mer allmGbli9 babin.
@etpib botte eos Sdpert feline pers
berbIi9e Rplle babel g.ipielt. Snsbez
fonbere in ben r6miidsn 8iirsertris>
gen tparen bur9 Marius, Sulla unb
anbere parteifiibrer aablrei9s tpaffens
fdbige Mdnner i'm beiten aeusungs>
fdbisen Ilter bnbinserafft iporben.
Wir ipiffen ieboh aus anberen ges
fdi9tli9en 8sobodtungen. baB bies
ni6t Der 9runb fir Elm 8erpelf.n Der
DoItstraft fem tonn; benn bon Der
getpoltfnmen @erminberung Der Mens
f6enaabl erbolt iid elm Bolt, beFen
DurSeln seIunb iinb, in ber &esel
f6nell. Dds ben raIben @eburtenz
riidgons BEL SelIensn unb R1mern
berurfo9te, mar ebtn jener lururi6ie
Sinn, iiber ben polpbios flagt. llebers
al, tpo Neisuns our 8equemli9feit
unb su iibertriebenem 2ebenssenub
emportau6t, tpirb anbtrerfeits ienes
pflidtsefiibl 5unGdit .ingelullt, bonn
eritidt, bos in einfa9eren tpirti6aftlis
den @erbdltriien Elm lebenIpenbenber
Suell tOrperli9er unb ieelifher Bolts
'troft iit. 9isfen 1usII niht beri9iitz
ten au laFen, iit pielI.idt bic pi9tigife
4ufgabe Der Staatstunft = ollers
binss cine 9ufsabe. bic auberorbents
li9 f9per gu lOfen 1T. DAB bic Ibs
nabme Der 9eburtenaabl i'm alten
Rom nidt apf tOrperli9e. fonbern ouf
fittlide 1lrfaden auriidaufiibren mar,
ipurbe beutlib bur9 bic er19redenbe
l1nifttli9teit betpieien. bic i6on i'm err
fen Sabrbunbert b. gbr. um ii1 griff
unb bic iid in Der aniferasit foipeit
iteissrte. bab enblib ielbft bornebme
Wotronen es fir Elm 3eiden bon Gle
sana unb 9eiftesfreibeit bielten, ipenn
iie iib als proftituierte einidreiben
Iieben. 9lu9 bic 9lusTebung BON
StilprGmien burd &aifer 2lntonius
pius i'm 2. Sabrbunbert n. gbr. seigt,
bab bic perGnberten 2lnI6auunsen
ber Srauenipelt einen ipefentlidsn Ssil.
Der Sdulb trussn.
Scranton Wochenblatt. [volume] (Scranton, Pa.) 1865-1918, 1914-03-19
0om S6GttCt6u6.

Man fam elm gutter SdlittI6ub=
ldufer fein ou9 obne au ipiFen, mos
Der bos Wort SdIittfdub fommi. 0ie
i6einbor nabeIiegenbe Sertunft bes
Wortes erbeiIdt tein Ha6Tinnen bors
iiber. Wo3u benn eine GrtlGrunae ?
Die So9e 1T bod lG6erlih einfod:
Elm S6ub nit einem tIeinen Sdlits
ten oarunter, oas 9ibt einen S9littz
f4ub. Dies lit ober unSutreffen6.
0as Wort 1T eine boltsetpmoIos
glide llmbilbung unb beiBt eiaentlid,
S6rittfdub. 0enn es tommt bonn
oItbodbeutf6en .SeritTcuob", m;!telz
boabeutfb nS9ritel9uo5", unb be-
oeutet urfpriinslt9 einen S9ub, nit
oem man ipeite S6ritte MAIDEN tonn,
ooer einen Sliegef9ub. Die 5orm
S9litti9ub bat ii9 i'm Reubo6btut>
f9en erit i'm 2aufe bes Sobrbunbetts
entpideIt. Sn S9rittIdub ftsdt eu
oItes 3eitiport itriben =. ipeit aus
fdreiten. Ionqe S9ritte mo6en (enq4
lif4: ITO itribsO. glo6 BON 9oeibe
pirb biefe Sorm neben S6littfdub
beripenbet unb i'm @6pebifden beiBt
oas @ort foeor ,ftribsfo".
Scranton Wochenblatt. [volume] (Scranton, Pa.) 1865-1918, 1914-03-19
Wein b unfd.

Man iibersiebt z Epfunb 3uder nit
l pint to9enbem Wafer, lGbt es 70
Iange fteben, biz iih Der 3uder oufz
gelOft bat. sibt bonn cine sslaf6e
Wein, etfpas 9trrot nsbit benz Saft
bon 5pei 3itrpnen baSu, riihrt alIes
gut bur6einanber unb Ierpiert bas
9etrdnt talt in 9lGf fern.
Scranton Wochenblatt. [volume] (Scranton, Pa.) 1865-1918, 1914-03-19
6 rnIIsrs q

Cine SaFe 3uder. 8 GblOfftI Butt
ter, 1 SofIe gfobm. 8 GaFsn Mebl,
nit 2 SeelDffsln 8adpulpsr unb j
SselDffel SaI3 5uiammenseiiebt, bann
nod 10 piel Webl binau. baB es einsn
lpei9en Seis gibt, aus bem mon
Rinss, Streifen ober Uies.ds fdnstz
bet.
The Hartford republican. (Hartford, Ky.) 18??-1926, 1914-01-30
BUSSORAH A FILTHY TOWN.
A Visit to the Apoeryphal Home Of
Sindbad the Sailor.

We were on our way to Bussorah,
famous as the apocryphal home of
Sindbad the Sailor. Bussorah is the
seaport Of Bagdad. from which 1t Is
distant about 900 miles 10y river.
Bussorah in the summer is nothing
less than fiery furnace. for the Their
mometer registers more than 100 de-
grees T. In the shade during l2O con
secutive days. and the mean tempera
ture, night and day. for upwards OF
four months. is about ~ degrees.
Malarial fevers, dysentery and ague
are prevalent. and the town Is fire.
Quently visited 10y plague and cholera.
and yet. thanks to the cool winter and
prevailing north winds. the place Is
not essentially unhealthy for those
who are acclimatized.
The habits and wants Of the popu'
lation are simple and are likely to re-
main so for some time TO come, but
the sanitary state of the town is de-
plorahle. The creeks, which are tidal.
supply it with drinking water. but are
used indiscriminately for all house
hold purposes. and the stencil arising
from them at low water is overpow-
ering.
The governor general of the province
of Bussorah had his private residence
in the upper story of "A tlimsy lath and
plaster edi6ce overlooking the main
road. The walls of his house could not
have been more than six inches thick.
and it was full of windows. The
ground floor seemed to be a stable and
was occupied by goats.
AS our carriage approached, churn-
ing up the mud which lay ankle deep
and humping over the hollows and OBJ
structions which had so far escaped
the attention OF not too observant
municipality, we saw the governors
head appear at an upper window and
that of she goat at lower one
simultaneously.
The governor, middle aged man OF
dignified bearing. greeted us gravely
and kindly. From his conversation he
appeared to be somewhat of a pedant.
imbued with the chauvinistic tenden-
cies Of the young Turk, and a harden
ed bureaucrat
His excellency's salutations as he
babe us farewell were expressed with
becoming gravity: I'VE trust that God
may be pleased to preserve your ex-
cellency's health. Our town is yours.
as well as our house. May we order
our soldiers to accompany you on your
ride to Zobeir? Your person is more
precious to us than our eyes, and there
are evil men. enemies of our lord the
sultan, abroad in the desert Cham
bers' Journal
The Hartford republican. (Hartford, Ky.) 18??-1926, 1914-01-30
THE RAZ0RBACK HOG.
Here's His Portrait, and Il Doesn't
Platter Him a Bit.

In physique and mentality the razor
back differs even more from domes-
tic hog than wild goose does from a
tame one Shaped in front like a thin
wedge he can 80 through laurel thick
cts like a bear. Armored with tough
hide, cushioned by bristles, he despises
thorns, brambles and rattlesnakes alike.
His extravagantly long snout can scent
like cats and yet burrow, uproot.
overturn. as If made of metal.
The long legs. thin tanks. plant
hoOfs, fit him to run like deer and
climb like a goat. In courage and sa-
gacity he outranks all other beasts
A warrior born. he Is also a strategist
of the first order. Like man. he lives
communal life and unites with others
of his kind for purposes Of defense.
The pig is the only large mammal
know of. besides man, whose eyes will
not shine by reflected light-they are
too bold and crafty. wit. The razor
back has a mind of his own-not in
stinct, but mind-whatever psycholO-
gists may say. He thinks. Anybody
can see that when he is not roofing or
sleeping he Is studying devilment.
He shows remarkable understanding
of human speech, especially profane
speech. and even an uncanny gift Of
reading mems thoughts whenever those
thoughts are directed against the
peace and dignity of pigship. He bears
grudges. broods over indignities and
plans redresses for the morrow or the
week after. If he cannot get even with
you he will lay for your unsuspecting
friend. And at last, when arrested in
his crime and lodged in the pen. he is
liable to attacks of mania from sheer
helpless rage.-From Horace Kephart's
"Our Southern Highlanders."
The Hartford republican. (Hartford, Ky.) 18??-1926, 1914-01-30
Believed Himself Invisible.

The first Lord Lytton was certainly
daft. One morning while he was en-
tertaining a large company ut his coun-
try seat the guests were assembled at
breakfast in the great hall when their
host came in in an old dressing gown,
poured out cup of tea and disappear
ed without uttering a word to any one.
Arthur Russell expressed his surprise
70 his next neighbor, who said:
He believes himself to be invisible. y
And, sure enough, in little time he
appeared in his usual dress and salut'
ed his friends as If he had not seen
them since the previous night.
The Hartford republican. (Hartford, Ky.) 18??-1926, 1914-01-30
Freak Societies.

Germany is said to hold the record
for societies with extraordinary OBJ
jects. One of these is entitled Society
For Promoting Good Manners Among
the Poor" while another unites in the
bonds of fellowship all Germans wear
ing pointed boards. A curious assod
alton is that of ex-lunatics. detention
for six months in an asylum being the
qualification for membership. As H.
Illustrating the craze for associations In
Germany it may be mentioned that In
the little town Of Wildau. with only
1000 inhabitants. there are twenty two
societies. Standard.
The Hartford republican. (Hartford, Ky.) 18??-1926, 1914-01-30
USEL|v-vER-LAx
For Lazy Liver and
the Troubles of
Constipation.

Feel right all the time. Don't lay off
from work for days by taking calomel
when pleasant Liz Ver-Lax keeps you
on your feet, while relieving your troub-
lie. Safer too, and easy to take. Dent
take anything else. You can't afford
it. Eliminates poisons, cleanses sys-
TEN and relieves constipation. A nat
ural remedy, natural in its actions, sure
in its effect and certain in results. 1t
won't be long before Liz Ver-Lox will
completely displace calomel in every
home. Children can take it freely ami
with perfect safety. Every bottle guar
anteed. Soc and 81 in bottles. None
genuine without the likeness and sigma
ture of L. X. Grigsby. For sale by
J. H. WILLIAMS, Hartford. Ky.
The Hartford republican. (Hartford, Ky.) 18??-1926, 1914-01-30
STAGELAND IN NEW YORK.
One Spot on Broadway the Mecca Of
All the Actor Folks.

New York to an actor means Broad
way and Forty second street always.
There is no place in America like it
perhaps not in the world. Set in the
midst Of city. the theatrical district
is a city in itself. with denizens. Gus
toms and even language peculiarly
its own. Its frontiers shift to be
sure, and they are invisible, but they
are as real and definite as stone walls
could make them. A block too far In
any direction and you are in the realms
Of business, society or boarding houses.
but across the unseen boundary line
and presto! you are In actor land.
Crowds Of carefully dressed people
saunter up and down. stopping half
dozen times In each block to gossip or
exchange enthusiastic greetings. The
men are clean shaven. with hard.
sharp cut faces. which somehow look
unfinished without makeup. The wo-
men are consciously striking. whether
they are pretty or not, and their
clothes show absolute genius for ac-
centing every prettiness they have.
All Of them emphasize their individu-
atty. They have constant air Of
feeling themselves observed and wish
ing to leave lasting impression. An
Outsider-or Observation-Disclosures
oddly neutral and ineffective beside
them, like a man in ordinary street
attire on a stage.
After all. it is more Of a village than
a city. Everybody knows everybody
else. personally, by reputation or
through mutual friends. 1t is close
knit fraternity. this order Of grease
paint. and beneath all the rivalry and
envy and insincerity there is a warm
and vital bond of comradeship.-From
ANNE, Actress by Juliet G. Sager.
The Hartford republican. (Hartford, Ky.) 18??-1926, 1914-01-30
LINCOLN AND THE DRAMA.
HE Liking For Tragedy and His Gu.
rious Choice In "Har,tet."

Lincoln liked the drama. Perhaps
II be had not liked it so much he would
have lived many years longer, since
otherwise he would hardly have put
himself in Wilkes Booths way oil that
fatal night in April, 1865. But he
never pretended to any knowledge or
connoisseurship whatever. Most of his
life had been passed in country town
ard at time when few great actors
ever appeared in such small places as
Springfield, III.
tin a sale of the autographs. prints
and playbills which belonged to the
late Douglas Taylor there is copy Of
n letter from Lincoln to James H.
Hackett. dated Washington. Aug. II.
1868. afterward printed in this form
for private circulation, which contains
the following:
have seen very little of the drama
Some Of Shakespeare's plays l have new
er read, while others l have gone over
perhaps as frequently as any unprofes-
sional reader Among the latter are
Lear" Orchard Ill.," Henry WILL"
Hamlet and especially Macbeth"
think the soliloquy in Hamlet commence
ing "Oh, my offense is rank" surpasses
ITO be or not TO be-"
No one but the modest Lincoln would
have gone out of his way to tell a
Shakespearean scholar that he had new.
er read some of Shakespeare's plays
1t is interesting to see that Lincoln's
preference fixed itself upon the TRACE
dies and the most serious of the his
tories His choice of "Oh, my offense
Is rank" over ITO be or not to be"
seems rather strange. The sOliloquy is
the kings desperate bemoaning of his
perfidy and cruelty in numbering his
brcther-New York Mail.
The Hartford republican. (Hartford, Ky.) 18??-1926, 1914-01-30
POETRY TRULY GREAT.
Matthew Arnold's Rule by Which II
Nav Be Tested

There can be no more useful help for
discovering what poetry belongs to the
class Of the truly excellent and can
therefore do us most good than to have
always in ones mind lines aud express
sions of the great masters and to apply
them as a tombstone to other poetry
OF course we are not to require this
other poetry to resemble them. 1t may
be very diSsimiar. But II we have
any tact we shall find them when we
have lodged them well in our minds an
infaliible tombstone for detecting the
presence or absence of high poetic
quality and also the degree of this
quality in all other poetry which we
may place beside them. Short pas
sages. even single lines. will serve our
turn quite sufficiently.
Take of Shakespeare line or two of
Henry " IS expostulation with sleep:
Wilt thou upon the high and giddy mast
Seal up the ship boys eyes and rock mis-
brains
In cradle of the rude. imperious surge?'''
And take as well Hamlet's dying re-
quest to Horatio:
IL thou didst ever hold me in thy heart.
Absent thee from felicity awhile,
And in this harsh world draw thy breath
in pain
To tell my story. 800
Take of Milton that Miltonic pas
sage:
Darken'd So yet shone
Above them all the archangel. but his face
Deep scars of thunder had intrenched, and
care
Sat on his faded cheek. 80
Add two such lines as:
And courage never to submit or yield
And what is else not TO be overcome. 's'
And finish with the exquisite close to
the loss of Proserpine the loss
80 which cost Ceres all that pain
To seek her through the world.
These few lines. IL we have tact and
can use them. are enough even of them
selves to keep clear and sound our
judgments about poetry. to save us
from fallacious estimates Of 1t, to con-
duct us to real estimate. -Matthew
Arnold. THE Study Of Poetry"
The Hartford republican. (Hartford, Ky.) 18??-1926, 1914-01-30
LIVE WIRE VICTIMS.
ouickness In Reseuine Them From
Contact Is Essential.

For his own benefit and that OF his
comrades the scout should know how
10 avoid accidents from electricity.
The third rail is always dangerous. so
do not touch il. Swinging wires OF
any kind may somewhere in their
course be in contact with live wires.
90 they should not he touched.
A person in contact with wire OF
rail carrying an electric current win
transfer the current to the rescuer.
Therefore he must not touch the unfOr-
tuDate victim unless his own body Is
thoroughly insulated. The rescuer must
act very promptly, for the danger to
the person i'm contact is much increas-
ed the longer the electric current is al
lowed to pass through his body. II
possible the rescuer should insulate
himself 10y covering his hands with II
macintosh, rubber sheeting. several
thicknesses Of silk or even dry cloth.
In addition. he should If possible com
plete his insulation 10y standing on It
dry board. thick piece of paper or
even q dry coat. Rubber gloves and
rubber shoes or boots are still safer,
but they cannot usually be procured
quickly.
II live wire is under person ana
the ground is dry it will be perfectly
safe TO stand on the ground and pull
him off the wire with the bare hands,
care being taken to touch only his
clothing. and this must not be wet.
A live wire lying on patient may
be tipped off with safety with a dry
board or stick. In removing the live
wire from the person or the person
from the wire do this with one mo
ton. as rocking him to and fro on the
wire will increase shock and burn.
A live wire may be safely cut with
an ak or Ratchet with dry wooden
handle The electric current may be
short circuited by dropping crowbar
or poker on the wire. This must be
dropped on the side from which the
current is coming and not on the far
ther side. as the latter will not short
circuit the current before il has passed
through the body of the person in con
tact Drop the metal bar; do not place
It on the wire or you will then be made
q part of the short circuit and receive
the current of electricity through your
b0dy.-From boy Scouts of America"
The Hartford republican. (Hartford, Ky.) 18??-1926, 1914-01-30
Opposite Opinions.

If Marie COrelll has large circle Of
readers who admire her books, there
is also number Of people who do not
Two men belonging to the opposing
camps. both well known journalists.
were discussing her the other day.
What like about Miss Coreili,"
said the one who admired the author.
ess, "is that she Is $3.50 alivew
Eyes, that's what I object to-" TO
torted the other.-London Spectator.
The Hartford republican. (Hartford, Ky.) 18??-1926, 1914-01-30
panaers In Rare Reefsteak.

You may like your beefsteak rare.
but there is danger in eating any meat
not well cooked. Measles In cows leave
boxed up parasites In the bovine flesh.
You do not notice them with the naked
eye. but they are there and II they are
not killed by thorough cooking they
will cause tapeworms In the digestive
organizatio Of the human system, and
then follow associated diseases and
discomforts.-Farm and Fireside.
The Hartford republican. (Hartford, Ky.) 18??-1926, 1914-01-30
We've Got the Men.

In the event Of such an improbable
thiDg as an invasion Of this country
By a foreign nation or combination of
nations the United States could. with
n o very short time. put into the field
ap army OF 100000 men and take
care of il out Of its own resources
New York American.
The Hartford republican. (Hartford, Ky.) 18??-1926, 1914-01-30

ty; c. @. Davenport, Warren county.
Ohio county officers-L. u. ITCH
enor, President; Henry Pirtle, Sec
rotary; S. Il. Bennett, Treasurer.
COUNTY BOARD OF EDUCATION.
Henry Leach, Chairman, Hartford,
Ky.
/. l.. u. Tichenor, Hartford, X. H.
ID. No. 5.
2. Il. c. Hartford. Reynolds, Ky.
3. NJ. $. Patterson. Olaton, Ky.
4. b. l.. Afford, White Run, Ky.
). Richard Plummer, Taylor Mines,
Kentucky.
The Hartford republican. (Hartford, Ky.) 18??-1926, 1914-01-30
Just Like the Automobile.

Sportsman Ito enthusiastic motorist
whom he had mounted for fox hunt
and who is unhorsed,-Hello: WHAT'S
wrong? Friend Couldn't throttle her
down. steering gear wouldn't work.
missed one Of the pedals. and then
fell Out.-London Punch.
The Hartford republican. (Hartford, Ky.) 18??-1926, 1914-01-30
Temperament.

why did the great pianist refuse to
plsy?"
Temperament. He got mad because
his name was printed in smaller type
on the program than the name Of the
piano ON which he was 10 perform
Chicago Record Herald.
The Hartford republican. (Hartford, Ky.) 18??-1926, 1914-01-30
Cause For Complaint.

'rhe manager. you say. gave your
part In the piece to another member
of the company. Admitted. But you
can't sue him for that"
Cant |? lie took my character
away. didn't he:"-London Answers.
The Hartford republican. (Hartford, Ky.) 18??-1926, 1914-01-30
A Halfway Mark.

Close to the main road connecting
the towns OF Eastport and Calais. Me-.
stands a unique little monument erect
ed TO mark a most interesting geo
graphical point for It is exactly half
way between the equator and north
pole.
The Hartford republican. (Hartford, Ky.) 18??-1926, 1914-01-30
Did Her

Yeast-Have any trouble getting in
the house hast night when you went
home from the club? Crimsonbeak-
Did l? Say. do you remember how
rusty that night key was last nightf
Well. look how bright it is now
Yonkers Statesman.
The Hartford republican. (Hartford, Ky.) 18??-1926, 1914-01-30
The Only Sure Way.

Gable Smith brags that he keeps all
81 his promises | wonder how he
manages to DO ity Steve-He never
makes any. Cincinnati Enquirer
The Hartford republican. (Hartford, Ky.) 18??-1926, 1914-01-30
Esasperatinq.

THE very sound Of some peoples
voices is exasperating."
quite true. especially when they say
Move on" or Pay up! Birmingham
Age Herald.
The Hartford republican. (Hartford, Ky.) 18??-1926, 1914-01-30

Assume IN adversely a countenance
of prosperity and in prosperity moder-
ate thy temper-Liyy.
The Hartford republican. (Hartford, Ky.) 18??-1926, 1914-01-30

The honor we receive from those
who stand in fear Of US Is not true
honor Montalgne