The broad ax., 1914-10-17

opOhes Inan-Rsvt,-
she was completely PROSTATE, -,
made very Ill by his perhdy" 20
did she recover?"
Yes $o'OOO'"-BOstOn transcript
Files delight TO buzz and hit.
And bother when you read or IVA.
II / Just had a bumblebee
I guess they wouldn't bother ma,
Los Angeles Tn.
did the medicine 1 prescribed -.
q soporific effect?"
"oh, no, doctor; it only out m. .
sleep."-Baltimore American
That man viii fall into some kink,
OF unexpected woes
Who thinks that what he merely 49,
Is what he really knows.
-Washingtoa sa,
How do you know that Chauca,a
tated his old English to q steDoT,.
pherY
"LOok at the way it's speIled.P4
adelphia Ledger.
The CHEEKY tones Of the editor man
Through sanctum and hall resound
war poems?'' he cries. ''Ivhy. bless v-,
dear eyes,
We're buying 'em now by the tou1d-
Cleveland Plain Dealer
"Are the running expenses Of anu
tomObile very high%
Not II the motorcycle COP fails b
get your number. "-BaltimOre amer
lean
The fat man leans against the hcuss
And thus 1t can be seen
He's fat because he eats too much
And that's what makes him ear
Cincinnati EnqIrE
"What's the matter, old mani Ben
IN a boiler explosion"
mo. Had the coal put in today, nd
I've Just crawled over 1t to fastan be
cellar windOw."-DetrOit Free Pres
The farmer we delight TO char.
But on his way he goes
And often gets a quiet laugh
At city peoples clothes.
kansas City Journal
Old Mother Netticoat wanted pet
ticoat and went downtown to a store
But when she got there the girl sid
with a stare, They're not wearing
them things any mOre."-Central Kan
Courier.
Statistics are a comfort great
We twist them with sincere delig1
No matter what the figures state,
Each makes them show that he Is ~
Washington Sai
yes, he's an awful hustler. AE'H
ahead Of time. Seems to anhdpaa
everything. Used to be newsO0E
Il see. Probably sold 6 O'Clock e@'
lions at nOonP Cleveland PEI
Dealer.
All voters are not druggists
But they show lot Of skill
In mixing for the candidates
A mighty bitter pill.
Spokane Spokesman-keVis"'
"What are you going to wear AZ ~
fancy dress ball, Mabel" -,
I'm going to wear two skirts anu ,
Detticoat and go as an old fasnlOH~
matron. "-Detroit Free Press
'sThe battIeship lacks shame" said 5@
For, though she's well eQulppe~
She won't go into battle TIL
She Il completely stripped
Cincinnati EnqlHS'
The people In that institution "
ray about It"
'what Is itY' $3.50.
"An insane asylum" Ball
American
A brittle thing Is speech, so taks
Precaution how you bend IL
Fpr any man can make oreA-
But misn'S Ae" ~ -JudgG
Men don't marry for money nan =
,ften as they are supposed to- ..S
mo, for not half the girls supp ~,
o be rich are wealthy.
Iedgef.
Mary had a little lamb,
And then heard her holIer', mi
what does that waiter TINS i..
He charged me half dGiI -..,ulrsr.
There's q perfect match"
SSoF' - ind
SYes She's a spithre, and ne s,:..S
atJck Of wood."-Detroit Free fi
Bshold the strong ditch digger
Who turns an easy trek s..sSt.
Whila others DO what they oS
He always takes his picA psvisE.
-spOksns spOkssman-H''
sEvery class In life seems ID
3 peculiar disease" h.wI
Then I suppose jailOiros - he
.eaking out and carpenters nav
liuRles. R-Baltimors American