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The Bemidji daily pioneer. [volume] (Bemidji, Minn.) 1904-1971, 1914-01-10

1t is one of the chief assets to
daily newspaper published in city
the size of Bemidji to have an in
teresting local news column. Not
only are items telephoned to the Pho
neer appreciated by the publishers,
but the readers enjoy them. Phone
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The Bemidji daily pioneer. [volume] (Bemidji, Minn.) 1904-1971, 1914-01-10
TO PARIS TO JOIN SPOUSE
Trip OF Premier Asquith Has No Po-
iiticaI Significance.

London, Jan. 10.-The visit to be
paid to France by Premier Asquith
next week will have no connection
with international politics, according
to communication issued at the pre-
mier's official residence. The Lib
eral leader is going to the Riviera to
join his wife there.
The Bemidji daily pioneer. [volume] (Bemidji, Minn.) 1904-1971, 1914-01-10
About The City
4 X X x Xxx Xxx X X X x x !
x LEST WE FORGET
X X X X X X X X x X xxx X !

Kryl is here next Monday.
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ACKNOWLEDGEMENTS.
The Topeka state journal. [volume] (Topeka, Kansas) 1892-1980, 1914-11-20

the guests were taken to the home of
Fireman and Mrs. Elmer Kelley
where an elaborate three course
chicken dinner was served. A secret
session Of the lodge was held during
the afternoon and supper served to
the firemen and their ladies at the
Kelley home, where the evening was
spent in cards. The Topeka guests in
cluded Mr.. and Mrs. Harry Conwell,
Mr.. and Mrs. Roy Hoover, Mrs. James
Sumey, Mrs. Charles Laird and daugh-
ter Helen, Mrs. James Bostic. Mrs.
Clyde Hampstead, Mrs. George Ma
bray Mrs. S. Hartley, Mrs. George
Mckee and daughter Gretchen, Hrs.
Amos Beeler, Mrs. Cecil Conwell. Miss
Ruth Conwell.
Mrs. Mckee and daughter Gretchen,
wife and daughter of Engineer George
Mckee, are visiting friends in Kansas
City, Mo-, a few days.
Engineer Frank Randlett is report
ed seriously ill at the home of his
father, Reuben Randlett, in Highland
Park.
Fireman and Mrs. Harry Conwell
and children, Ruth and Cecil, will re-
turn today from Kansas City, where
they have been visiting Engineer
Bates.
Mrs. Amos Beeler has returned from
Kansas City, where she attended q
dinner party give by Mrs. Frank James
for the grand officers of the ladies'
auxiliary to the S. U. of N. A.
Fireman Roy Jewell has returned
to Lawrence after spending Few days
here on business.
The Topeka state journal. [volume] (Topeka, Kansas) 1892-1980, 1914-11-20
SANTA FE NOTES.

William Sherman Of the fuel de-
partment at Amarillo. Texas, and Mrs.
Sherman are spending few weeks
vacation with relatives here.
Mrs. Charles Laird and daughter
Helen went to Kansas City yesterday
where they will spend a week with
Fireman Roy Pardee and family and
other relatives and friends.
Mrs. Maud E. Moore of StratfOrd,
Ontario, Canada, grand president of
the ladies' society to the Brotherhood
of Locomotive Firemen and Engine
men will arrive here the first of De-
cember for an official visit to the To-
cal lodge here. While in the city Mrs.
Moore will be the guest of Mr.. and
Mrs. Il. Roy Hoover.
A musical and literary entertain
ment will be given tonight at the r.
r. Y. NJ. C. A. under the direction of
Miss Edith McNown.
The members of Topeka lodge No.
90, Ladies' Society to the Locomotive
Firemen, spent the day Thursday in
Argentine, the guests of the members
at that place. A trip through the new
union station was enjoyed, after which
The Topeka state journal. [volume] (Topeka, Kansas) 1892-1980, 1914-11-20
HEARTS TREATED FREE,


Heart disease is dangerous, hundreds
drop dead who could have been saved.
Many have been cured after doctors fail
ed. To prove the remarkable efficacy of
his new Special Personal Treatment for
heart disease. short breath. pain in side
shoulder or arm, oppression, irregular
pudse. palpitat.On. smothering, putting Of
ankles or dropsy, also nerve. stomach and
rheumatic symptoms. DR.. Miles will send
the afflicted person a $3.50 Free Treat
mert. Bad cases usually soon relieved.
These treatments are the result of So
years extensive research and remarkable
success in treating various ailments of
the heart liver and stomach which often
cOmplicate each case
Send for Remarkable Cures i. Your State.
So wonderful are the results that he
wishes every sick person to test this fam
GUS treatment at his expense. Afflicted
persons should avail themselves Of this
liberal offer. as they may never have such
an opportunity again. Delays are dam
serous. No death comes more suddenly
than that from heart disease.
Send at once for his new Book and
Free Trial Treatment. Describe your dis
ease. Address DR.. Franklin .Iiles Dept
HIr SIS to 52S Main St, EIkhart Ind.-Adv.
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BAD COLD? GET
| RELIEF AT ONCE
WITHOUT QUIN1NE
'Pape's Cold Compound ends
severe cold or grippe
in few hours.

You can end grippe and break up
a severe cold either in head, chest,
body or limbs, by taking a dose Of
''Pape's Cold Compound" every two
hours until three doses are taken.
1t promptly opens clogged-up nos
trils and air passages in the head,
stops nasty discharge of nose running,
relieves sick headache, dizziness, fe-
verishness, sore throat, sneezing, sore
ness and stiffness.
Don't stay stuffed-up! Quit blow
ing and snuffling! Ease your throb-
bling head-nothing else in the world
gives such prompt relief as ''Pape's
Cold Compound" which costs only IS
cents at any drug store. 1t acts with
out assistance, tastes nice, and causes
no Inconvenience. Be sure you get
the genuine.-Adv. Il
The Topeka state journal. [volume] (Topeka, Kansas) 1892-1980, 1914-11-20

r t.-
haitian next Tuesday to visit her broth
err. Mr.. David Gray. and to attend the
Washburn-M Manhattan football game
Mr.. Gray will return with her
to-.spend Thanksgiving with his par
ients, Mr.. and Mrs. A. D. Gray.
/ Special for tomorrow, from 10 to II
|-one hour only: Black percaline pet
skirts, worth $500. Soc. Roberts
Shop. over Kresge 1Oc store-Adv.
Mr.. Nolan Best Of New York City.
editor Of The Continent" an impor-
tant Presbyterian publication. is visit
ing DR.. and Mrs. S. S. Estey.
Mrs. w. H. johnson of Lawrence will
come to Topeka Saturday to visit her
sister, Mrs. W. L. Gardner. and to at
tend the Mayflower banquet.
Mr.. and Mrs. D. J. Stewart of Rock
ford, I'LL. are visiting their daughter,
Mrs. Arch Catlin, and will be in To-
peka until after Thanksgiving.
Mr.. and Mrs Ivan Dibble will motor
to Lawrence Saturday to attend the
football game.
The Fidelity club was entertained
by Mrs. j. West and her daughter 1t
their home in Buchanan street. Those
Mrs. J. p. Gustafason, Mrs. E. E.
Horton, Mrs. A. J. James, Mrs. s. w.
Sunday, Mrs. Ella Reed. Mrs. A. NJ.
Robinson, Mrs K. Schoenhaven, Mrs.
c. L. Smith. Mrs. ]. F. Spohn. Mrs J.
Watts, Mrs. ]. Wehe, Mrs. F. L. White,
Mrs. ]. Worstell. Mrs. Lauson. Mrs.
Dodge and Mrs. Little.
Mrs W. 1. Sims of 621 Western ave-
nue. has left for Moberly, Mo-, to
| spend a few weeks visiting her
mother.
| Mr. and Mrs. David d. Faust are
the parents of a daughter, born last
Saturday at st. Francis hospital.
Miss Nan Helfrey will leave Satur-
day for En1poria to- make her home
with Mfr. and Mrs. j. H. Hefrey.
i Mrs. Keo. E. Dougherty entertained
the g. r. club Wednesday afternoon
at her home in Western avenue She
was assisted by her daughter, Miss
! Gladys Dougherty. The members Of
the club are: Mrs. B. w. Carter. Mrs
J. b. Heck. Mrs. H. o. Warren. Mrs
! Frank Warren, Mrs. H. c. Horner
+, Mrs. Sam Magill, Mrs. w. r. Perry
] Mrs Frank Perham, Mrs. H. l. Croft
and Mrs. Dougherty. Guests Of The
/, club were: Mrs. J. r. Hendricks OF
Little Rock. Ark. Mrs J. B. Whelar
and Mrs. c. n. Mertz
The Topeka state journal. [volume] (Topeka, Kansas) 1892-1980, 1914-11-20
DO AWAY WITH II.
Legislature May Help Topeka Abolish
Election Commissioners Office.

There is a possibility that an attempt
will be made at the coming session of
the legislature to have the Office of
commissioner of elections abolished.
Only the three first class cities of the
state-Kansas City, Wichita and To-
peka-have commissioners OF elections.
1t is argued that the city clerks of
these cities can do the work done by
the commissioners. While the offices
We're created by the state legislature.
yet the cities must pay the expenses.
The commissioners salaries are ST.
ECO each per year
w. H. Kemper, Topeka's commission
err of elections is on record in favor
of abolishing the Office. This was his
attitude before he was appointed to the
Office.
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Weather strips at Forbes ADV.
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SOCIETY.

CONTINUED from Preceding Page.l
The first number ofSthe U and club
lecture series win b given Saturday
afternoon at Unity sei1urch. by Mrs.
Ross of Kansas City.The affair prom
ises to be one of social interest as well
as one of value intellectually.
- = = -
IS A pretty and very practicable little
bath set of Turkish toweling is
sketched here. This consists of wash
cloth, towel and bath blanket, all OF
the Turkish toweling and finished
The Topeka state journal. [volume] (Topeka, Kansas) 1892-1980, 1914-11-20
Gold Medal
Shoes

Lower in prices yet excel
lent in style and quality. If
you want the best obtainable
for the money make selection
Saturday from our Gold
Medal Lines at $3.50 to $500
Pair.
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xld1renM Gosky@

The american Lady" Corset Store
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underwent an operation at st. Francis
hospital. She is improving.
Wen Start the Sweetest Story Every
Told" BY Topeka boy. Watch for 1t.
Ask for it.-Adv.
Rev. J. E. Sheer, pastor of the Kansas
Avenue Methodist church, will preach at
tn Rochester school house Sunday after
noon at $50 o'clock.
The Lyman Bible Study club held q
meeting at the home of Mrs. Percy Reed
on the North Kansas avenue road Thurs
day afternoon. The meeting was well at
tended.
The Topeka state journal. [volume] (Topeka, Kansas) 1892-1980, 1914-11-20

The lecture on Christian Science by
Clarence W. Chadwick, C. 8. B., OF
Omaha, Nebraska, at the Grand Opera
house on Sunday. November q. at 3
O'Clock, viii be one of enlightenment to
those who are interested in the subject.
Mr.. Chadwick is a member OF the Board
Of Lectureship of the Mother church. the
First Church of Christ. Scientist. in
Boston. Mass, and Is, therefore. one
who understands the position of the
Christian Scientist regarding God and
; man. This lecture is free to the pub
lic.-Adv.
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with, machine edges of pink or blue.
Each article is embroidered in cross
stitch with letters Of blue and tiny
punches of flowers in two shades of
pink.
| Miss George Moore, of Wakeeney,
who is visiting her cousin, Miss Le-
more Monroe. was guest of honor at d
luncheon which Miss Monroe gave
| Thursday. The other guests were
members of the Nineteen Hundred and
Now club, to which Miss Monroe be-
longs. Mrs. w. A. McCarter has taught
the club since it's organization some
years ago, and they are now studying
Browning under her tuition. New MEM
bers of the club are Mrs. W. p. Snyder.
Miss Daisy Neil and Miss Frances
Perry.
| attended the luncheon were: Miss
Moore, Mrs McCarter. Mrs. Snyder.
! Mrs. David Page. Miss Katherine Nc
Carter Miss Neil. Miss Elfie Dean. Miss
Guenn GODDARD, Miss Helen Estey, Miss
Maurine Stevenson, OF Salina, and Miss
Katherine Thomen.
Miss More left today for Kansas City
| to visit friends.
Miss Mary MacLennan will entertain
| at bridge Monday for Miss Constance
Pemher, of GAINESVILLE. Wisconsin. who
| Will be her guest a few weeks.
! =
The Lakota club will meet Monday
| afternoon with Mre C. w. Hanchette.
| SEQ
! Mrs. Robert Pierce Will be hostess at
| a meeting o. her sewing club Mon
day afternoon The afternoon will be
| given to the work Of sewing for the
Belgian Relief fund. The members OF
! the club are: Mrs. Pierce. Mrs. James
8. Hayes, Mrs. Edwin Campbell. Mre
Jack Campbell. Mrs. Alien Sells. Mrs
Warrick Updegraff, Mrs. Roy Thomp-
son, Mrs. Frank Southwick. Mrs. Edwin
Kistler. Miss Laura Hall and Miss
Clyde Bonebralze.
Notes and Personal Mentiru.
DR. Merriam Lyon Evers Of Chfcagt
is visiting her mother. Mrs. +. S. Lyons
She will remain until after Thanksgiv.
ing
The Social Servicezsclass of the Ep-
| worth League OF the First Methods
church will meet at $50 o'clock tonight
in the church parl0rs. DR.. BenjamiI
! r. Young is the leader Of the class. Al
young people who arAs interested arr
cordially invited to attend.
Mr.. and Mrs. Edwin Campbell. Mis-
Clyde Bonetrake ana Mr.. Harlow Hur
ley will motor to Lawrence Saturday Il
Iattend the X. U.-M. U. football game
Miss Gertrude Gray win 80 70 Man
The Topeka state journal. [volume] (Topeka, Kansas) 1892-1980, 1914-11-20
INCREASE CAPITAL STOCK.
Chicago FedeEals Put 4175,O0O Nor
In Their Club for Fight

Chicago. ILL.,, Nov. 20.-The capital
stock of the Chicago club of the Fed-
eral baseball league was increased from
$2sa06O to 100000 Mt the annual meet
ing here ThurDday. Most Of this sum
The Washburn leader. [volume] (Washburn, McLean County, N.D.) 1890-1986, 1914-06-19
CONNECTS ON
Their HONOR
They Do Excellent Work Ia
Road Building
EXPERIMENTS SUCCESSFUL.
.tr- q ma % 4.H. H f.

The National COMMITTEES On Prison Ia.
ber Receives Reports From Various
States Indicating That the Honor
System Produces Coed Results.
The practice Of putting convicts on
their honor, especially prisoners who
are at work constructing or repairing
highways, has been started in several
states and 10 meeting with much suc-
ftess;; acknowledgements received "
the national committee on prison ID
Dor. North Dakota, Oregon. New Jer-
sey, Michigan, Ohio and Colorado are
among the states where the honor sys-
tenn has been developed to It's highest
degree. Under the laws Of North Da-
ksota the board Of control may employ
convicts Oh the public highways. their
expenses to be paid by the respective
counties in which they work.. The law
stipulates that the prisoners perform
their duties under the supervision Of
skilled laborers. who act as guards;
but, so far al possible. the law de-
The Washburn leader. [volume] (Washburn, McLean County, N.D.) 1890-1986, 1914-06-19

Now is the time to get rid Of
your -heumatism.4 You can do
It il. you apply CHAMBERLAIN 4 Ian.
:insent. W. A. Losilkdasard, Homer
City, N. T., writes. Last spring
I suffered from rheumatism with
terrible pains in my arms. and
shoulders. /. got q bottle Of Cham
herlain's Imminent and the first
appfcation relieved me. By us
ine. one bottle Of tt was entirely
cured" For sale BY al dealers leal''as
.-Adv. $3 is;.s 4 IL
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Methodist Church
(Washburn Ciro1t)

Sunday Services at Waahtaifh
Morning services 1900
Sunday School .1a400pp
Evening service ::00
Prayer meeting Friday .AYenn--s
ing IN the church prayer rooMIat
800 o'clock. # ,S ~ ~ 81
Sunday Services q Copikliag
Sunday School 40
80. fs:sss : ! tine 'wisd9
Sunday seryices s. HnffalpakSSs
Sunday School .....
Preaching ......
Prayer meeting Wsednleesl6
evening Of s 100. d. / SsaSSsa
g. q FiasA.
! 49,. aA%s AsSk3 tsH4aSSsIElflsS R&N&SN;
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CoNvICTs At WORK ON COLORADO ROADS
I'M CIRCLE; ALSO ROAD BUILT By THIN.
clares, the convicts arctic be placed
on their. honor. Another feature of
North Dakota's prison laws is worded
as follows:
each short time convict worked
upon said state roads shall receive q
credit upon his time of ten days for
each thirty days that he shall faith
fully and diligently work upon said
state roads, and in ase Of convicts
serving life sentences such privileges
shall be given them as in the judgment
Of the warden is proper, but in case
that any convict fails to do faithful
and efficient work or attempts to es-
cape he shall forfeit all or as many Of
said credits as. in the judgment OF the
warden shall be proper"
OF 275 convicts who we're worked
under the honor system in Ohio only
eighteen-less than Z per cent-attempt-
ed to escape. according to the report
Of Preston e. Thomas. warden Of the
Ohio state penitentiary. While these
men were thus employed there was no
barrier. except their own. honor between
them and freedom OF the. eighteen
men who broke faith. all but seven
were caught and returned to the pris-
SO that the percentage Of those who
failed to serve their full sentences was
only 21+ This record, says Warden
Thomas. compares favorably with
trusts in the outside world.
Also in Michigan. where all persons
convicted of drunkenness or vagrancy
are sentenced to work on the roads in
stead Of to jail, the practice Of trusting
prisoners has been found successful.
Not only that. but, according to W.
NJ. Bryant, good roads Commissioners Of
Michigan. the sentencing Of ~convicts
to work on the highways tends to elm
mate muchS petty crime It. was II
Colorado, under Warden Thomas ].
lyman, that tho honor system was
iarst employed mong prisoners at work
on the ;highways, and It ID in that
state and Oregon. that the system has
been most extensively developed. Gov
ernor West Of Oregon. h = statement
to the national committee on prison
labor concerning the honor system
among prisoners q work on the roads.
.said:,
.our rad gangs ne made up Of from
nfteen 70 twenty-dStSsmsn with q free
man q SfdtfsssiiaahlpssSwbo Ityel and works
.Sxaf' lT1RIt -EANt l.NNl-eA>
The Washburn leader. [volume] (Washburn, McLean County, N.D.) 1890-1986, 1914-06-19

did your daughter make 4 faux pa
ct her debut, Mrs. Comeupf'
sIndeed she did! Il was the biggest
ono seen at the whole. balL"-Balt.
moro American.
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Church-That sounds like 4 master
hand at the piano.
Gotham-It q. It's my wifa-Yon-
kefs Statesman
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Ny dog would always wait for me-
He VA . faithful lay ~ q
That's Why hs spent most Of his time
II front Of + cafe.
-Cinkinnau Enquiries.
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Louise-Are they rich enough to af.
ford competent servauts7
Julia-My dear, they're rich enough
to afford dishonest ones,-Life.
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II does not seem polite. Va know,
With eastern time to ope' our eyes
We'll sse the brssen sun arise.
Cleveland Plain Dealer.
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Florence C~rittenton Home.
board and care Laura Guild 1923
Florence Crittenton Home,
board and care Jessie kraf-
Ton ........ ........ ... od.oV
sheriff ........,... 1888
]. L. Brekken. postage -. 1880
]. L. Brekken, seeds for
On motion bill oe III. o. Simon:
sheriff, $1O.05 for telephone and
cleaning jail was allowed at $4:06.
On motion report Of II. 0. simon,
sheriff, showing $40 fees collected
on civil actions during May, was
not approved.
On modon Board adjourned until
9 q. m, June 3rd.
June 3rd, 1914.
Board met at 8 q. m, pursuant to
adjournment, all members present.
On motion the following bills were
allowed and ordered paid:
st. Alexius Hospital, care Mrs.
|Holtam Nero. Co. Supplies -. 2O.10
e. J. Jones, printing $1,000. 900
E. G. Stocker, postage and
| sessss ssss Ss3o
VIM. Rost, board Nels Edlund 21.D
Emil Anderson, gopher bounty
certificates redeemed 900. 4SlS.72
esss Mary AZ swans 1850. is 90:
On, motion Justice report Of Karl
Klein was approved and bills report
ed therein allowed as follows:
Karl Klein, Justice fees ..... $3.50
Morris Zyorist. witnese fees. $50
Anna Zyorist. witness fees. $50
Gretchen Trautman, witness
e ........ ........ 5000. S.ov
the following resolution and moved
its adoption:
Whereas, H. O. simon, sheriff Of
Mclean county. has daiied to pay int
the treasury Of Mclean county, fees
amounting to 1880. co.. more or less,
collected by him as fees on civil &C
lions since January 1913, and, :
Whereas, the Attorney General
holds that such fees belong to the
Be It resolved, that ths States At
torney Of Mclean county is hereby
INSTRUCTED to proceed by an action
against II. o. Simon, sheriff Of
Mclean county, for the recovery OF
said fees.
On roll call Commissioners Berg
qudst voted AYE" Commissioner
Wright voted aye" Commissioner
Miller voted AYE"
On motion Board adjourned to
view roads. =
June 3rd, 1914.
Board met at 8 p. m, pursuant to
adjournment, all members present.
On motion e. E. Doten was anpoin:
ed Road Supervisor for Township
1889.
! On motion Grambs and PETIT were
!. awarded the contract for charging
heating plant at office building as
per specifications and terms of their
bid at $627.O0.
On motion the following bills were
allowed and ordered paid:
Walker Bros. & Hardy, sup
plies ...... .....-........ S4o.oV
G.. A. Brummund, drayage... 100
E. E. Cowell, publishing pro-
ess' net,o mo: Board aajou !; ! IL; until
8 a. nj, June 9Th.
June 4th, 1914.
Board met at 8 q. M, pursuant to
adjournment, all members present.
On motion, C. e. :Paulson was APP
pointed County Constable to fill
vacancy.
On motion the following bills were
allowed and ordered paid:
Dan Tjenstrom, repairs road
tools 49,. ..... So. 80: $lv.0o
City Of Washbnrn, water rent '7.02
L. Bergquist. commissioners.
per diem ....... So. ..Ss.i.. zS.VO
Alex Miller, commissioners per
diem 80. 5000. ......... oo'VV
ID. G. Wright, commissioners
per diem ...... .-...... 29.5O
On motion Board adjourned until
Monday, July 9Th, 1914.
Chairman
Attest:
e. C. STOCKER,
/ "HHta /. H-.H A,,l{kNo HH. H. -
The Washburn leader. [volume] (Washburn, McLean County, N.D.) 1890-1986, 1914-06-19

Cameras can be had ct the
Studio. You can use them or
buy, as you wish. Adv.
81 have tried various colo
and diarrhoea remedies, but the
only one that has given me
entire satisfaction and cured ms
when I was afflicted il Namber-
lain's Cohc, Cholera and Di-
arrhoea Remedy. I recommend
it to my friends at all times
writes s. N. Galloway, SteWd1airlt,
s. c. For sale by all dealeT5!-
Adv. aa
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~.As 50 ~. 80 s.
Disguised spectator. TO handy legged
.haifback. rho has let the ball slip
through hiss legsl-Na.. then. stnpid.
don't let them play croquets wiv yer!-
London Opinion.
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I never dare IS naughty
In the garden, cause I fear
The potatosSs%eyes1will . mo
And the ears Of corn will hear.
sga ssSS.-Philadelphia Record.

"You should join our discussion
club"
"Do you cover a wide range Of sub
jects3"
"Oh. no! We connne ourselves ex-
clusively to bridge and tanso"-C1eve-
land Plain Dealer.
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ibid you see where soms Judge says
that no woman who kicks Tor money
ought to have I'll"
"But how about popular stage dane.
ers1-Baldmore American.
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wish I had Q million. plunka
know Just what I'd do
I'd spend It all, upon myself.
Then borrow one from youi
New York Sun.
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do you believe in love at 6rst
sight?'
"Oh. yes, but personally I have more
faith In the second lookE"-Detroit
Free Press.
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Miss Gayly-Your fathers gray hair
10 very becoming.
Mr.. Participates; I gave It to him.
philadelphia Ledger.

While bristles left there were upon
The toothbrush: getting soft az butter.
We used It till they were all gone.
And now It 10 q paper cutter.
Harvard Lampoon.
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Barber--How Dc you ne our new
oatmeal soap7
"geems nourisbing. but vehad my
breakfast.-Life. .5ss