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East Oregonian : E.O. (Pendleton, OR) 1888-current, 1914-11-12

days. But because he frequently finds
his customers indifferent and apath-
etc. and has to get close to them and
stay by them. Frequently. too. some
customer takes a shine TO him and
insists on seeing much OF his society.
SO he can't take any chances. He
has to be prepared He has to play
safe. so he keeps his clothes and his
person clean and wholesome. You
see. he Is a salesman.
He is good-natured. Not because Il
Is a family trait. Not because Il is
thrust upon him by the happy incl
dents Of his career. but because he
finds II both convenience and a ne
cessity. II is convenient TO find bus
iness parley automatically fabricated
by the oil Of his good nature. and IL
is necessary, whe incoming in contact
with people who have none OF II. to
call on his own supply and let it grease
the ways. He is good -natured. Yes.
he has to be. You see. he is a sales
man.
East Oregonian : E.O. (Pendleton, OR) 1888-current, 1914-11-12
UNDER SALESMAN'S CRUST
100000

(By c. 1. Henrikson. in American
Magazine.)
His heart is light His share Of the
blessings OF this world consists OF
good health and his job and he is
happy. He has wealth Of sympathy
for the troubles OF mankind. and they
worry him, when he lets them. So
he banishes them from his thoughts
and learns to carry the light heart.
You see, he is a salesman.
He wears a smile Not because he
is continuously happy. Not because
the world goes out Of its way TO make
him feel good. Beneath that smiling
physiognomy lies pucker strings that
could screw his face into a pickle
dish II something should slip But
he smiles. He tries to forget the
pucker strings. And he succeeds, and
then he smilessome more. You see,
he is a salesman.
He is glad to see you. Not because
he experiences any keen personal de-
light at seeing you. Not because your
1 visage is always good for sore eyes 70
look at. But because he wants to talk
TO you. Not to the common everyday
| you that you wear in your button
hole and that any and everyone may
see, but the you that you keep under
cover and trot out on OCCASIONS only.
The you that has a good opinion OF
itself and falls for a little flattery.
That you that you recognize as your
real self, but seldom have the time
or opportunity to visit with. He looks
you squarely in the eye and says he
is glad TO see you, because he wants
to meet your real inner self You see,
he is a salesman.
He holds his head up high. not be-
cause he is stuck on himself but be-
cause he believes in his house and his
goods. He is proud Of them both. He
holds his head up high, not because
he looks down on his neighbor but
because he wants recognition, and
plays his cards above the table Rep
resentation means responsibility
Should he slip. 1t reflects on the
house. 1t is always safe to be digni-
fled. SO he holds his head up high.
You see, he is a salesman.
He is dressed in the latest fashion,
not too loud, not freakish, but suffi-
GENTLY up-to-date to give his house
and his goods a modern setting. A
hundred times a day he makes the
statement that to keep on the firing
| line Of progress, the trade must use
| his goods or be classed with the
back numbers. It's today and tomor-
row with him, not yesterday. He
can't talk modern improvements in a
last years suit. You see, he is sales
man.
He is clean. within and without.
Not that he has webbed feet and feels
strange out of bathtub. Nor be-
cause he suffers when compelled to
wear his linen for two consecutive
East Oregonian : E.O. (Pendleton, OR) 1888-current, 1914-11-12
BREAKS A COLD IN
JUST A FEW HOURS
-PAPEs COLD OoAIPoUNDp ENDS
GRIPPE M1SERY-DON'T
STAY STUFFED-UP!

You can end grippe and break up
severe cold either in head. chest,
body or limbs. by taking a jose OF
"Pape's Cold Compound" every two
hours until three doses are taken.
It promptly opens elogged-up nos
trils and air passages in the head.
stops nasty discharge or nose run
ming. relieves sick headache. duilness.
feverishness. sore throat. sneezing.
soreness and stiffness.
Don't stay stuffed-upl Quit blow
ing and snufflngl Ease your throb-
bing head-nothing else in the world
gives such prompt relief as "Pape's
Cold Compound" which costs only
25 cents at any drug store. II acts
without assistance. tastes nice. ana
causes no inconvenience. Be sure
you get the genuine.
East Oregonian : E.O. (Pendleton, OR) 1888-current, 1914-11-12

There Is no reason for any croak-
ing in Pendleton even II the state has
gone dry. The pros
No Cause perity OF this little
Tor Croaking. city rests on agricul-
ture, not booze. Never
did our farmers have brighter out
look before them. Wheat now sells
at s1.O5 and it will be high next year
and doubtless for several years. We
must furnish food for a world at war.
In the wet and dry fight this year
the East Oregonian took no hand, be-
ing content TO let the people decide
this social question as they saw fit
Now that the decision has been given
in unmistakable manner the verdict
should be accepted in good faith. 1t
is very hard to see any sense in wall
ing about the town being hurt. as
some are doing. particularly so since
the amendment won't go into effect for
over a year and when it does become
operative viii apply to the whole
northwest, walla walla Included.
s~~~O~So@
There is room for rejoicing in the
defeat OF Glynn. democratic governor
Of New York and
Cleaning Camp. Sullivan, democrat
ic candidate for
senator In Illinois.
The vote against Glynn was a re-
buke 70 Murphy and TammaDy Hall;
the defeat OF sullivan in Illinois was
a protest against the operations Of
that boss.
East Oregonian : E.O. (Pendleton, OR) 1888-current, 1914-11-12
NOT BUUT BY LAW

Thin Individual Cto fat man travel
ing in scotland)-Here. man. move
up a bit You are occupying over
half this seat. Don't you know that
according to act OF parliament each
person is entitled TO but eighteen in
ches Of space?
Fat Man-That's all right for you,
who are built that way. but you can't
blame me for not having been con-
East Oregonian : E.O. (Pendleton, OR) 1888-current, 1914-11-12
PURE RICH BLOOD
PREVENTS DISEASE

Bad blood is responsible for more
ailments than anything else. 1t
causes catarrh, dyspepsia, rheuma-
tism, weak, tired, languid feelings
and worse troubles.
Hoods Sarsaparilla has been
wonderfully successful in purifying
and enriching the blood, removing
scrofula and other humors, and
building up the whole system. Take
it-give it to all the family so as to
avoid illness. Get it today
East Oregonian : E.O. (Pendleton, OR) 1888-current, 1914-11-12
Might Do some Good.

What are YOU cutting out OF the
paper2"
An item about a California man
securing a divorce because his wife
went through his pockets"
What are you going TO do with
it,"
Put il In my pocket"
East Oregonian : E.O. (Pendleton, OR) 1888-current, 1914-11-12
APcrtlnent Question

why should you want a new
church," she asked when the min
lister had called to solicit her subscrip-
ton.
Il like your present church very
much" she explained. Il can't see
anything wrong with IT,"
Then why don't you come to II
occasionally"
East Oregonian : E.O. (Pendleton, OR) 1888-current, 1914-11-12
MAKING SLOW PROGRESS.

Richard rushed into the house
after his first day at school and seiz-
ed the funny page OF the paper. scan
ming II with eager anticipation.
Throwing II down. he exclaimed In ut
ter disgust:
Gee. but that's a rotten SCHOOL,"
why. Richard" said his astound-
ed mother why do you say that?''
well. I've been TO It whole day
and / amt learned to read yet"
East Oregonian : E.O. (Pendleton, OR) 1888-current, 1914-11-12
HOW II Hnnnened

a letter addressed to me and
marked Personal" came to my
house yesterday and my wife didn't
open IT,"
How do YOU account for it?"
"She was out OF town attending the
wedding OF one Of her cousins"
East Oregonian : E.O. (Pendleton, OR) 1888-current, 1914-11-12
She HAD Rccn Warned

"An men are alike. They're de-
ceitful and selfish"
How do YOU know?"
a married friend OF mine told me
she had warned me against all OF
them
But you're going TO marry Fred?"
"of course, I am. He's different
East Oregonian : E.O. (Pendleton, OR) 1888-current, 1914-11-12
,Nuff snId

The Crocodlle-what's become OF
the laughing hyena?
The Lion-He happened along
where was taking a nap in the shade
and he thought I was dead. and. well
he hasn't had anything to laugh at
since.
East Oregonian : E.O. (Pendleton, OR) 1888-current, 1914-11-12
IN A MIRTHFUL VEIN
WHAT he WANTED.

WHAT HE WANTED.
Henpeck-Is this the office oil
Quigley's Quick Cure
Patent Medicine Man-Yes.
Gimme six bottles for my wife"
Tried all other remedies without
success. eh?"
NO; she amt Ill at all: but l saw
in your advertisement where a WON
East Oregonian : E.O. (Pendleton, OR) 1888-current, 1914-11-12

ways crazy on this subject and even
the European war seems not to have
curbed its lust for gore.
~S~SO~~S~
Make this note upon your calendar.
Annual Roundup Stockholders Meet
ing Nov. "a: the boys will feel peeved
il you are not there.
East Oregonian : E.O. (Pendleton, OR) 1888-current, 1914-11-12
Her Famous Intuition.

He-He1l make a sacrifice hit in
order that the man on third can score
a run.
she-And he doesn't look a bit un-
selfish. eitherl
East Oregonian : E.O. (Pendleton, OR) 1888-current, 1914-11-12

Does your wife ever look as II she
doubted your word"
when my wife doubts my word
she says so. very plainly"
East Oregonian : E.O. (Pendleton, OR) 1888-current, 1914-11-12

an wrote after taking six bottles. I
am a different woman and 1 have
hopes"
East Oregonian : E.O. (Pendleton, OR) 1888-current, 1914-11-12

structed according to an act of par
lament.
East Oregonian : E.O. (Pendleton, OR) 1888-current, 1914-11-12
THE MODERN WOMAN.

Q THE MODERN WOMAN.
. I shall not lie 10 you any more
Q Flatter OF fawn to attain my
. end,
. am what never has been be-
. fore,
. woman-and Friend
. I shall be strong as a man is :
. strong,
. I shall be fair as a man Is =
y fair.
. Hand in locked hand we shall :
y pass along
. In a purer air.
. / shall not drag on your bridle- =
. rein.
o Knee touching knee we SHAH y
. ride the hill,
. / shah not lie 10 you ever again.
. VIII you love me still? =
. BY Markaret widdemer. =
East Oregonian : E.O. (Pendleton, OR) 1888-current, 1914-11-12

That foot and mouth quarantine
seems to be the rage; the next move
win be TO steriIize all the barb wire
fences.
East Oregonian : E.O. (Pendleton, OR) 1888-current, 1914-11-12

The Portland oregonian thinks all
the troubles Of Mexico are due TO our
watchful waiting; that paper was al
East Oregonian : E.O. (Pendleton, OR) 1888-current, 1914-11-12

Talking OF coming events, the Her
miston Dairy and Hog Show Nov. 10
and H. will be here before you real
ize II and It is going to be the real
thing judging by last years record.
East Oregonian : E.O. (Pendleton, OR) 1888-current, 1914-11-12

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The Kansas City sun. (Kansas City, Mo.) 1908-1924, 1914-08-08

Peoples Investment Co, solomon Smith, Pres; r. .. jackson, Sec;
c. H. Adkins, Treas, 2427 Vine St Home; Main s2os Bell
Phone, East 1011.
Geo. W. Edwards, Mobery, Mo.
PROBATION OFFICER.
Edward Ross, 1419 e. 18th ST. Bell Grand 1856.
REGALAs, BADGES, ETC.
Moses Dixon, 1917 Woodland; East 3797 Bell.
SHOE SHINING PARLoR.
Moses Fields, GA Main.
SHOE STORES.
a 4 " ySn Williams s. General an5 R% ssa,s gh 1850 sb n 9d s st.. Ka1s g City q ,s KaR rs
Temple Shoe Store, G. A Page, Prop, 1907 4. 18th ST.
SIGN PAINTER AND SCENIC ARTIST.
Geo. W. Martin, 1912 East 18th st. Home Phone, Main 1888.
Harry e Taswe, Artist, sgn. Painter, Paper Hanger Res 24OO
Flora. Office and Shop, 1903 Vine ST.
Thos. Bass, Dealer in High Glass Stock, Mexico, NO..
TEACHERS.
Woody e. Jacobs, 255 North 3rd St, Kansas City, Kans. Bell, w. 3112.
] l. King, Sumner High School, Kansas CITY, Kans. Res, s16 Everett.
L. G. Watson, 1906 E. gath St
Congress and Principal Sumner school.
R. T. Coles, Principal Garrison School, 1927 Lydia; Grand 1851 Bell.
W. I. White, manual training, 1912 Lydia; Grand 1851 Bell.
G. A. Page, 2419 Flora. Bell E. sol. Principal Attacks School.
I. W. H. Williams 1923 Jackson. Bell E. 3259-Y. Principal Bruce
Chas. A. westmorMand, 1926 Lydia. Bell Grand 1S2Uw. Lincoln High
School
&C. jackson, Music, 51 Nebraska. Bell, West 1892, Kansas City, KS.
THsAIHES
j. io L. william old o6,I Kentucky +SoHa The g@a v 1702 West 18th St.
TRANSFER.
The Exact Transfer Co, Pianos a speciality. R. R. H. Gordon, Mgr.
Move everything. Office 96 MCGEE. Home, Main 1864. Res. 1908
E. 14th st. Home, East 1869.
Lewis Townsend, 1920 Lydia Ave. Bell, Grand 1872.
Geo. Jones, 1908 MCGEE. Home Phone, 51sS Main.
W. Lee whibby, 18th and Forest Home phone N. 4O2S.
R. W. EImore, 1907 Harrison street
A. B. Hun, northeast cor. 7th and May. Home, Main 1881.
UNDERWRITERS.
H. B. Moore, Undertaken. Bell, Main 1898. 1oS1SS Independence Ave.
Wyatt 6an Randolph gso ' yM n. s sd st. IT,, KR ms ait, s;ty' Kans' Bell West 1853.
Watkins Bros. & Co, 1929 Lydia. Telephone Grand 97.
Peoples Undertaking Co, 1911 East 18th; Phones, Bell Grand 1865;
Jno. W. Jones, 4O State Ave, Kansas City, Kans. Both Phones,
West 1853.
The Kansas City sun. (Kansas City, Mo.) 1908-1924, 1914-08-08

U. B. OF F. AND S. M. T. NOTES.
The indications are that the grand
sessions to be held in Keokuk, Ia,
next month will be largely attended.
AS is usually the case the annual
election of grand officers will be the
of the majority and while it is re-
garded as the year for the big Log
Rolling" it is predicted that some
important changes are being freely
predicted. 1t will be the first grand
session of the organization ever held
out of the borders Of the state and
will probably be the last. AS there
is a pronounced sentiment against it
even though the jurisdiction extends
to other states.
The Grand Temple has had the
misfortune to lose their grand treas
urer in the person of Mrs. Sallie
Moore Haworth, by death, which oc-
CURED several weeks ago. The com
ing grand session will elect her sue
cessor and there will probably be
several candidates and there are a
large number of qualified members
who are already being mentioned for
the position. There are no indica-
lions at present of any change in the
heads of either grand lodge or grand
temple.
The voting contest conducted by
the board of management through
the Search Light, the official organ.
is now claiming the attention of
many. DR.. ]. H. Williams the grand
medical director, is far in the lead
and the indications are that he will
drive back to Kansas City in the
touring car offered by the board as
first prize.-Professional World.
The Kansas City sun. (Kansas City, Mo.) 1908-1924, 1914-08-08
OLD WAY OF PRESSING

To overcome unsanitary methods we have installed an up-todate
Sanitary Steam Press. A garment that passes through this machine
is d isinfected, as no germs or microbes can exist under a temperature
as high as the dry steam we inject. AT the same time it removes any
odor, takes away the grimy appearance, raises the nap, revives the
colors and imparts to the garment that freshness desired by all
The Kansas City sun. (Kansas City, Mo.) 1908-1924, 1914-08-08
Golden Steam Dye Works
1905 EAST 18TH STREET
.O5 EAST 18TH STREET

When sending your Clothing to be cleaned and pressed have you
ever realized, and every clean minded man would shudder with dis
gust at the thought, that the cloth use to press your suit had just
previously been used to press the suit Of a man suffering from Disease,
Filthy Habits, etc-the cloth in the interim being wet and wrung
out in a pail of probably dirtier water, especially so toward the end
of the days work?
The Kansas City sun. (Kansas City, Mo.) 1908-1924, 1914-08-08

Made a Master Mason by Special
Dlspensation for brilliant and merI-
torious service rendered to the race
who knows everybody and In return
Is known and loved by everybody. He
will render several Of his famous Sc
Iectlons during the sessions Of the
Grand Lodge.
The Kansas City sun. (Kansas City, Mo.) 1908-1924, 1914-08-08
R%osEDALE, MO.

Miss Grace Newman has returned
from Manhattan, Kas., where she at
tended summer school. Mrs. New
ton Sayers is i'll at her residence.
Mr.. and Mrs. M. b. Carr have removed
from this city to their own home, 1924
East oath street, Kansas City, Nc.
The sun. [volume] (New York [N.Y.]) 1833-1916, 1914-08-12
ARTIST G. W. PETERS
IS SUED BY HIS WIFE
Charges Him With Harboring
an Affinity i'm Exclusive
Jersey Colony.

George W. Peters. an artist. with a
studio In tho AeolIan Building. is ac-
cused of harboring an affinity In the ar e
list colony at Leonia, n. j.. where his
residence adjolns those Of Peter Newell,
Howard Mccormack and Charles Chap
man. He Is also accused OF oustlng his
wife from the house, although the land
was bought largely with money che re-
ceved from the estate Of her father. a
wealthy shoe manufacturer OF Montreal,
and she also helped build the house.
The charges against Artist Peters are
made in an application by Mrs. Mary
Agnes Peters for $40 n week almony and
$500 counsel fee pending a suit for sepa-
ration on the ground OF abandonment.
In addition to occupying the Leonia house
Mrs. Peters says that her husband and
Mrs. Mary Walcott. whom he has de-
scribed az his hOusekeeper. lived In an
apartment at 20l West Eighty-first street,
where they were known as Mr.. and Mrs.
Peters The plaintiff says she visited tho
house and that the elevator boys laughed
NJ dcr when she said she WAS the legal
wife OF Peters
Mrs. Peters says she married the de-
PENDANT In 1891. and they have son,
William Douglas Peters. 90 years old
VIII" is sufferer from epilepsy and is
dependent on his mother for support.
Mrs Peters alleges that In January.
1911. he left her. and told her he was
going to Join his affinity. and no has
never returned. \ separation agreement
was then made. under which Mrs Peters
was To- get $3.50 week. alimony and
have the usc Of tho home at Leonia
Tho plaintiff alleges that her husband
failed to make the allmonv payments,
and she sued him I'm New Jersey q
compel him to keep his agreement. and
got a decree. lie then ceased paying OIL
tho mortgage on tho property and q
foreclosure suit was brought Mrs
Peters says this was done I'm order that
her husband might bid In the property
~ She-iffs sale and thcn Gust her and
take uosssosslon himself. She says she was
unable 10 prevent tho action and the
house was taken I'm the name " her hus'
bands attorney and she and her son had
tO move
Mrs Peters save that her husband =
income averages $3.50 week and she
wants enough alimony to support her IN
the manner to which she is entitled
as tho granddaughter OF All English
Judge and the daughter OF wealthy
manufacturer
The sun. [volume] (New York [N.Y.]) 1833-1916, 1914-08-12
FORAKER DEFEATED
IN SENATE FIGHT
Returns Indicate the Republican
Nomination Of Warren
G.. Harding.

CLEVELAND. Aug. 1i.--Returns from to-
days primary election Indicate the GER
tain defeat Of ex-senator Joseph r. For.
aker and the nomination OF Warner C
Harding by the Republicans for United
states senator.
While Foraker polled big pluralities In
Hamilton and Franklin counties, Hard
ing ran ahead OF him In nearly every other
section of the state. making his victory
virtually certain.
In tho fight for the Republican noni-
nation for Governor David Todd carried
Cleveland, Cincinnati and Dayton with
substantial majorities and II is doubtful
# the lead gained by him In the large
centres of population will be overcome
by the vote cast FOR Frank Il. Wills in
the rural counties.
James NJ Cox was nominated for Gov
ernor by the DeGocrats over John j.
Whltacre, the lattors light vote being
explained by his supporters on the ground
that tho anti-CON Democrats remained
at home so as 20 feel freer TO oppose
the Governor for reelection In November.
Arthur L. Garford was nominated for
Senator on the Progressive ticket.
James r. Garfield Is the Progressive
nominee for Governor
The sun. [volume] (New York [N.Y.]) 1833-1916, 1914-08-12
WON'T SHOULDER PELL DEBTS.
Col. Thompson Not To supply Cash
for Unsecured Creditors.

Col. Robert NJ. Thompson. sportsman and
nuancier II was said Yesterday, will not
supply funds 70 meet the unsecured in
debtedness OF the failed nrm Of y. II. p Pell
4 Co, Of which he ia a special partner,
although the story came from person who
PROGRESSED 10 know Col Thomp-on's int en-
lions. Thomas =, Fuller. counsel 10 Col.
lhomps II, said
There Is no foundation whatever for
the statement that Col Thompson viii
pay the unsecured Indebtedness of $.
n p Pell Go. He IL one of he largest
Of this arms creditors, and there is no
conceivable reason why he should volnn-
toer to assume the losses Of others, for
which he was Ia nowise responsible
\ committee of the Cotton Exchange
creditors conferred with the receivers yes
terday afternoon with a view OF arriving at a
bG sis of settlement of the Enclosed contract :
Oh he firm. There will be a meeting of the
cotton Exchange creditors of the firm this
morning to discuss the basis Of settlement
Judge Gruob in the United States District
Court signed an order vest erday directiu z
the firm 81 Andreae a Co. stool; brokers OF
London, to auction on 500 shares Of south
ern Railway stock 10 the highest bidder
! he firm purchased the stock at the direc-
ton Of S II. p, Pell A Co, mourning a liza bill
ity OF sllS>o7. Pell a Co. could not pay for
the stock when IL was delivered and accord
ingly the stock will be sold and the differ-
ence charged to Pell Co.
The sun. [volume] (New York [N.Y.]) 1833-1916, 1914-08-12
MEAT GRAFT FOUND IN PRISON
Deputy Commission Hears Rich In.
mates Get Keepers steaks.

Deputy Commissioner Of Correction.
Lewis has discovered new form Of graf
in the penitentiary. Prisoners assigned az
cooks have been supplying wealthy con.
vcts with steaks and chops from the keep.
crs' kitchen through runners and TRUSTEES
\ charge Of * cents n day and upward 4,
levied on the rich inmates
Mr. Lewis il investigating a story tha' \
large portion Of tho, graft is turned over ~
one or more NJ the keepers He is Of The
opinion that the graft could not so on Win.
out one or more officials knowing II
He says he Is not able 10 stop tho graf
under the present system Of running tho
prison. His plan is To ask for an appropr.
alton Of e.. 400 to employ i've cooks and one
dietcian from the civil service list. a