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The Irish standard., 1914-04-04
A county MONAGHAN Monastery.

A County Monaghan Monastery.
There is no other country in the
world which contains more old ruins
and monuments than Ireland. No mat
ter what part of it one may visit they
always find some relics Of the past
in old cromlechs, cairns, and raths-
memories of Pagan Ireland, and in
Round Towers and old monasteries,
memories Of Christian times.
Tread where we may on Irish ground,
From Antrim's coast to wild Cape
Clear.
From East to West no view is found
Without some ruin, rath, or mound,
To tell of times that were.
The old monastery near Ballybay
County Monaghan, is situated in a
lonely but beautiful place between
two hills, which are planted on each
side with hazel trees. Between these
hills runs small river, which is the
only thing that makes any sound in
the lonely valley. On one of the
banks is a large rock, from which il
cut the altar, about FIVE feet long and
three in height. On the front Of it IL
carved a cross. Just beside the altar
are the ruins of what is supposed t(
have been an old monastery. It is be
lieved that the monastery was bull
some time after the altar was made
Very little is known about its Origin
or in what year it was built. Oh
people who live beside the ruins sa!
that inside in the monastery was .
narrow opening, which was covered
with a large square stone. This open
ing went down a considerable dis
lance in the ground and then ran in ,
The Irish standard., 1914-04-04
Almost.

Almost.
Freshy-Professor, is it ever pos
sible to take the greater from the less?
Professor-There is pretty close
approach to it when the conceit is
taken out Of q freshman.
The Richmond Virginian. (Richmond, Va.) 1910-1920, 1914-08-24

his first chance as a major league
The following year staliings had a
wonderful collection OF bail players and
the team was starting to make run
away race OF II in the National league,
W hch at that time consisted of twelve
clubs. But just when things looked
TO me rosiest stallings got into a jamb
with Lajoie, Delahanty and some others.
The players went on strike. you see,
Dear Reader, strikes are not exactly
new In baseball, and they declared they
wouldn't play unless Stallings was fred
A. J. Reach. who was then president
OF the Phillies. happened along at the
critical moment. Mr.. Reach took the
side Of the players and Staliings was
let ont. From that time the Phtllies
began 10 lose more games than they
won. and they didn't win the cham
pionship Nor was Ed. Delahantay or
Napoleon Lajoie ever connected with
a pennant winner staliings may come
nearer TO performing this feat than
any of the men who went on a strike
as alust him
In looking over the wonderful rush
to the front OF the Braves one cannot
help recalling what glorious possibiii-
ties such clubs as the Pirates. the Cubs
and the Phillies let slip. All OF these
teams became discouraged or the mi
crohe Of dissatisfaction got in their
systerqs before or after the race had
run one-half OF Its course Had the
players OF these teams kept their minds
on their work there would be more
than one or two teams giving the
Giants a scare at the present time. The
way the Giants have PLAYED this season
this WAS certainly the year when a dark
horse had an opportunity to get TO the
front II begins to look as though the
Braves had gathered up the golden
harvest which had been kicked aside
by the Pirates. the Cubs and the Phil
lies.
The Richmond Virginian. (Richmond, Va.) 1910-1920, 1914-08-24
Colts Leave to Invade CeBosn Now Tied With New York Giants
COLTS WILL INVADE
T|OEWATER CITIES

After spending week and half
at home with much success. Ray Ryan
and his Colts will leave this morning
for an invasion Of Norfolk and New
port News. Beginning this afternoon,
the Colts will play Pressly and his Tars
a series of four games, double
header being scheduled for either
Tuesday or Wednesday. After these
games they will journey over to New
port News for a four-game series with
Jack Spratt's Shipbuiiders.
The Colts are travelling at rapid
gait at the present time and the local
pilot says he expects to take the ma
jority of the exhibitions from the two
home teams. Neither of the teams
are going especially good at the pres
emit time and the way the Colts are
going they should give good account
Of themselves while away.
While at home the Colts played
eleven games, winning eight of them,
losing only two and tying one. Pre-
vious to these eleven games at home
the Colts took three in a row from
the Pirates in Portsmouth. In two
weeks they won total of eleven
games lost two and tied one. This
is the best record the Colts have made
this season and the showing was very
creditable.
The Richmond Virginian. (Richmond, Va.) 1910-1920, 1914-08-24
TINKER IS OUT FOR
REST Of THE SEASON
SUSTAINS FRACTURED KSEF. AND
SPIKED KNEE IN COLLISION
NJ PLATE.

Chicago. Aug 23.-Joe Tinker, man
ager Of the Chicago Federal league
club, probably will not he able to play
bail any more this season, according
TO a physician who examined him to-
day to ascertain the extent of the in
Jury he suffered in a collision in yes
terdays game 1t was found that a
rib was fractured and a splinter OF
the bone he'd penetrated a lung. while
In the same accident Tinker was spik-
ed In knee and ankle.
The collision occurred in the ninth
inning when Tinker dashed To the
plate to cove. it on a wild pitch.
Charlie Hanford, Buffalo player ran
in from third and the two crashed
together Tinker finished out the
game. but today found such difficulty
IN breathing that he decided 10 con-
suit a doctor
The loss Of the manager is expected
seriously to weaken the playing
strength Of the local club, just as thu
pennant race is about TO enter the
last stretch Jimmie Stanle> probably
Will substitute at shortstop
The Richmond Virginian. (Richmond, Va.) 1910-1920, 1914-08-24
GENERALS To HAVE
ANOTHER STAR TEAM
TWELVE WASHINGTON AND LEE.
FOOTBALL PLAYERS ARE
BACK THIS YEAR.

Especial to The Richmond Nirginian.)
Lexington. Va, Aug. 23.-When
Coach Elcock takes charge Of Wash
ingSon and Lees gridironists on Sep
TENDER / 5 he will find that twelve men
who played on last years team Will
be on Wilson field ready TO fight for
places on this years eleven. The
dozen veterans who have signified
their intention of returning to LeXing-
ton this fall and again playing foot
ball are Captain Donahue, eN-Captain
Miles, Harry Young, T.. Y. Friend, W,
Terry, f. Il. Shultz, F. M Dingwall
r. p. BRYAN, NJ s. Barrow, J. w. Jones
w. x. Seetey and W. II. Smith SIX
of these men were point scorers for
Washington and Lee last year, maxi
ing -153 OF the 200 points that the
Generals amassed
OF the dozen men who played on
last years eleven. three are from Viz
ginia, two from Texas. two from New
York, one from West Virginia, one
from Arkansas. one from New Jersey,
one from Indiana and one from Massa-
chusetts The Virginians are w. II
Smith of Richmond. NJ. S. Barrow,
of Alberta, and Il. V. Friend OF Roam
oke, while the West Nirginian Is H X
Young. of Huntington.
Young was Washington and Lees
top-notch scorer last season making
more than fourth of his teams
points II is with Young's old team.
Marshall college. of Huntington, w
Va, that Washington and Lee opens
its season on September 90. the game
being played in Lexington The Gen
erals first game away from home is
with Georgetown in Richmond on
October IL -
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We, ORGANIZER
To DELIVER TALKS

Under the auspices OF the local
branch Of the Woman's Christian Tenn
perance union Mrs. Amy c. Weech, ma
tionaI organizer and lecturer. will de-
liver a series OF lectures on the curse
OF the liquor traffic, beginning next
Sunday morning at II o'clock. Her
opening lecture will be delivered in
Third Christian church.
Mrs. Weech is a gifted orator. and
she Is recognized as one of the best
prohibition speakers In the country.
She is a strong advocate of the abolition
Of the liquor traffic, and in her lee
lures she will explain why saloons
should be swept out Of Virginia
Following is list OF her appoint
ments;
Third Christian church. Sunday. Aug.
ust 80. at II A. NJ
Byrd park, with Salvation army. Sun.
day August 80. at r NJ.
East End Baptist church, Sunday,
August 90. at r. NJ.
cambridge Street Baptist church,
Monday. August 81, at s p. NJ.
Quarterly convention. at home Of Mrs.
banner. Tuesday. September i.
Fulton Hill chapel, Wednesday, Sep
TENDER .. at s +. NJ
John Marshall high school auditorium
with national officers Thursday. Sep
TENDER g. at 3 p. NJ.
William Fox school yard. Friday.
September 4, at r. NJ.
The Richmond Virginian. (Richmond, Va.) 1910-1920, 1914-08-24
JONES TAKES CHARGE
Of ST. LOUIS FEDS

St. Louis. Mo, Aug 23.-Fielder
Jones. former manager Of the Chicago
Americans and later president Of the
Northwestern league, arrived here to-
dav and took charge of the St. Louis
Federal league team.
Jones said that he could hope TO do
no more this season than become &C
uuainted with the members OF the
team. but thereby would be In better
position TO build up a strong team for
next wear He said he would try TO
persuade Mordecai Brown, the deposed
manager. 10 remain with ST Louis.
Browns attorney now is in chicago
looking after his interests
Jones did not sign a contract with
the local Federals last week, as he did
not care to do SO as long as he was
identified with organized base la H.
Having resigned the presidency Of the
Northwestern league he now will sign
a contract in accordance with an
agreement made last week
The Richmond Virginian. (Richmond, Va.) 1910-1920, 1914-08-24

St. Louis, Aug 23.-st Louis again
defeated Baltimore today. 10 3,
seriously crimping BaEtimores
chances for the pennant. The Ter
riers played aggressive ball again to-
day under Fielder Jones, and Daven~
port. who recently has showed a great
return to form. pitched good bali in
the pinches and scattered the hits.
Score by innings t. a. T.
Baltimore 100 o2o ooo-3 /
ST. Louis .....1I9 10 o0.-4 s
Batteries: Daley Coniey. Wilhelm
and Jacklitsch. Russell; Davenport
and simon. Usnpires, Anderson and
Cross.
The Richmond Virginian. (Richmond, Va.) 1910-1920, 1914-08-24
NACKMEN WANT To
PLAY THE BRAVES
PHI sDFIPHrA FANS WOULD LINE
To SEE BOSTON TRIUMPH ovER
GIANTS.

pti,sdelphia, Ia. August 2s,--Worids
ksfirs talk. which Is very late in get
|tsnr started this year, lis beginnfhg
ko crop up here in the East. Foiio"~
ere OF the Athletics are confident thAt
|the white Elephants will again De tue
|eutrant OF the American league. me
ioniv cloud on their horizon is the TACT
that about this time last season the
&AthIetlcs she wed signs Of going stare
and II wa1 mighty difficult problem
ho get then going right again. There
has beef. no such indication OK a"is
3during the present campaign
The White Elephants are going along
serenely. beating all opponents IheFe
il no hospital list, the players are show
tnr no signs of going stale and they
have such big lead that they could
ford few reverses without worrying
Their b test achievement was the win
hing OF seven successive games ana
twenty -four out Of twenty-sx contests
It took Walter Johnson to put the
brakes on the worlds champions. rms
occurred last Friday. when Walter
pitched Washington to a to l victory
at Shihe park. Johnson not only
twirled in magnificent style, but he also
hit h me run. This defeat was the
nrst sustained by the Athletics IN
Ieleven successive games at ahipe par IA
They'd Like Braves 10 Win.
Unless something goes aniss with the
Mack machine in the next three weeks
khe fans OF this city. like those through
out the country. will keep their atten-
tion focused on the gallant fight be-
hing made by the Boston Braves to over
haul the New York Giants. There are
many fans here roofing for the Braves
|They are doing so because the aver
age Individual loves to see a leader
d. shroned. Then. too, many would
Hike TO see George Stallings triumph.
lit was in this city that Stalllngs got
The Richmond Virginian. (Richmond, Va.) 1910-1920, 1914-08-24
FINANCIAL EXPERTS
TO DISCUSS THRIFT

Washington, Aug 2s.-France and
other nations of Europe without re-
gard to the present war will send
financial experts to San Francisco to
participate in the deliberations OF the
International congress of thrift on the
high cost of living and it's remedy.
This fact was made known to the SEN
ate committee on appropriations by
Simon w. Straus. OF Chicago. presi-
dent of the American society for thrift,
in a formal statement to the committee
made public here this afternoon.
The Richmond Virginian. (Richmond, Va.) 1910-1920, 1914-08-24
Packers WIN Again.

Kansas City. Aug. 23.-The Kansas
City Federals overwhelmed the Pitts
burg Federals in todays game, VIM
ming 13 10 &.
Score by Innings: f. n. ID.
pittgburp 020 600 100 10
Kansas City goa oil o6*-1s IL
Rattenes: Barger and Berry; john
son nd Easteriy-
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Cincinnati. Aug 23-The Reds de-
Heated the Giants again today, 10 :,
Better stickwork by the locals gave
hem Ire victory,
Score by innings: X II T.
New York ...0gi 600 OLE
cincinnati -. 0o0 0os eoi--3 Il
Batteries. Tesresu. Demaree and
Mclean, Myers: Ames and Gonzales
|Cmpires, Klein and Emslte.
The Richmond Virginian. (Richmond, Va.) 1910-1920, 1914-08-24
Death at Manassas

Manassas. Va. Aug. 23.--After lin
gering Illness Miss Bessie Deakins died
at the home of her cousin. Mrs. J. A.
Morgan Friday. For several weeks
she had been at the Morgan home. com V
ing from Baltimore. where she had
been a patient nj a hospital.
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Cardinal. Easy yicsors.

ST. Louis. Aug 2s.--The Brooklyns
were defeated by the Cardinals today,
Il to 3. Schmuz WAS knocked OFT the
|1lah by the st. Louis sluEgers Perrtt
was invincthie until he slowed up al
|the end and let Brooklyn roll up three
huns
Score by innings. X. II T..
|Rrooklvn 600 600 1913 4
81 Louis .2o1 l0l 2o2'--7 IL .
Batteries: schmulz. Enzran. ana
fMeCarty, Fisher; Perritt and Winso'
II -mpires, Eason and Qutgiey.
The Richmond Virginian. (Richmond, Va.) 1910-1920, 1914-08-24

Tammany may 90 To the back
ground. But New York has not
quite lost the impression that wher-
ever Tammany sits is the head of the
pie Washington Star.
The Richmond Virginian. (Richmond, Va.) 1910-1920, 1914-08-24

The Boston Braves and New York
Yankees were for a time the mysteries
of their leagues. Both had lots o.
ability on paper and yet were found
ering around in the second division,
Something was missing, and both
Stallings and Chance were busy trying
to find out what Ii was. Finally
Chance bought Cree from Baltimore.
and Stallings got Devore from the
Phiilies Immediately both clubs
started to play winning ball, and the
Braves are now gracing the first
division Chances crew are stiil very
much in the lower order Of things,
but have high hopes Of entering the
select circle before the season ends,
The Richmond Virginian. (Richmond, Va.) 1910-1920, 1914-08-24
.eRAUFEOS Triumph J
OVER BALTIMORE
ST. LOUIS TEAM PLAYS NICE BALL I
UNDER JONES, THE NEW
MANAGER
PACKERS WIN AGAIN
KANSAS CITY BOYS wALLOP BALL
AROUND THE FIELD AND BEAT
PITTsBUHG REBELS,
10 TO &.
FEDERAL LEAGUE.
Results l esferdaY.

st. Louis. A. Boston. 8
Kansas City, IS. Pittsburg, s.
Bufalo-Chicago rain.
The Richmond Virginian. (Richmond, Va.) 1910-1920, 1914-08-24

The average earning Of a film of
moderate length is said 10 be nearly
SIS, o00.
The Richmond Virginian. (Richmond, Va.) 1910-1920, 1914-08-24
Standing of Clubs.

Games To-day.
St. Louis In Philadelphia
Detroit In WASHINGTON
Cleveland In Boston.
Chicago In New York
The Richmond Virginian. (Richmond, Va.) 1910-1920, 1914-08-24
BRAVES TIED WITH
new YORK GIANTS
acGGRAw,s CHARGES LOSE ANoTH-
Ell GAME To THE CISCIN-
MATT REDS.
CARDS EASY VICTORS
VI. LOUIS TEAM sLUGs BALL HARD
AT RIGHT TINE AND DOWNS
THE BROOKLYN
DODGERS.
CARDS EASY VICTORS
NATIONAL LEAGUE.

Results Yesterday.
Cincinnati. 3; New York, 2.
St. Louis. Z: Brooklyn. 8
Phiiadelphia-Chicago, rain.
The Richmond Virginian. (Richmond, Va.) 1910-1920, 1914-08-24
Standing of Clubs.


Games To-day.
Boston in Chicago.
Brooklyn in Cincinnati,
New York In St Louis.
Philadelphia In Pittsburg.
The Richmond Virginian. (Richmond, Va.) 1910-1920, 1914-08-24

The bulk of the aluminium ore os
the United States IS produced in Ar
kansas.
The Richmond Virginian. (Richmond, Va.) 1910-1920, 1914-08-24

"Fathom" Is an elastic term which
may mean anything from five to SIX
feet.
The Richmond Virginian. (Richmond, Va.) 1910-1920, 1914-08-24

Games Today.

Pittsburg in Kansas CITY.
Baltimore in St Louis.
Brooklyn In indianapolis
The Richmond Virginian. (Richmond, Va.) 1910-1920, 1914-08-24
Ten Leading Ba.- Stealer~.


Records of ten leading players who
have played in fifteen or more games,
Including Thursday August 30. 1914:
Ci,.hs q
The Richmond Virginian. (Richmond, Va.) 1910-1920, 1914-08-24
VIRGINIA LEAGUE.
Standing of Clubs.

Games To-day.
Richmond in Norfolk.
Newport News in Petersburg
Portsmouth In Roanoke.
The Richmond Virginian. (Richmond, Va.) 1910-1920, 1914-08-24
AMERICAN LEAGUE.

Results Yesterday.
Nc&e scheduled,
The Richmond Virginian. (Richmond, Va.) 1910-1920, 1914-08-24
WHAT THE BATTERS ARE DOING
IN THE TWO BIC LEAGUES
AMERICAN LEAGUE.

Records OF ten leading players who
have played IN fifteen or more games,
including Thursday, August 20. 1914;
New-York tribune. [volume] (New York [N.Y.]) 1866-1924, 1914-10-04

THIS brings rs back to the question of
teeth and efficiency. We know positively
that efficiency depends upon teeth
y short time ago an epoch marking cN-
pertinent was tried out in the Marion school
at Cleveland. Ohio. II was contcud,d 10y tire
chairman Of the oral hygiene committee Of
the National Dental Association that thou
sands Of children were thrown yearly upon
the scrap heap Of deficiency, mcGiocrty. or
New-York tribune. [volume] (New York [N.Y.]) 1866-1924, 1914-10-04
By EDWIN F. BOWERS, MD.

coming IN. Tooth nutrition is intcri,rcd with
by the pressure Of the second tooth pushing
upward. I'm addition 10 all this misery the
poisonous germs from diseased teeth lower
the child vitality, making him more susccp-
uhlc 10 infectious diseases. This Is one f
the chief reasons why the children Of the poor
succumb more rapidly to these disorders than
do the children of wc2lthicr families. The
poorer parents nave no knowledge # dental
prophylaXls. nor money 10 pay for the same
# they had. Consequently disease germs find
ready entrance into these unclcan mouths, and
establish most favorable grounds for growth
and propagation
The first Of the permanent teeth the sixth
year molar, is 10y far the most important
tooth we have, or have had; for when it J.;
lost Nature, in her bungng way, makes "a
determined effort TO close the vacant space
by iorcshortcning the jaw. This throws the
entire articulation "out Of Joint, and IS the
chief cause Of irregularities in the other and
later teeth. If these sixth-ycar molars were
preserved intact in the places where they
were intended to be preserved. few children
would ever develop "bird" or "fox" faces. ,r
become mouth brcathcrs
Evening star. [volume] (Washington, D.C.) 1854-1972, 1914-01-13
JOHN WILLIAMS, COL0RED,
GETS ONE YEAR IN JAIL
Convicted on Five Counts of Secur-
ing Money on False Pretenses
From Job Seekers.

Convicted of violating section Sob Of
the District code, John Williams, col
ored. was sentenced to one year in jail
on five counts by Judge Pugh in the
United States branch of the Police Court
yesterday.
1t was charged that Williams repre-
sented to five different colored men that
he would obtain for them positions as
butler. Each of them testified that they
gave him money for the purpose OF
purchasing a uniform prior to their
obtaining the position. They said Will
liams took them to various buildings
and left them outside while he went
in to see the boss He failed to re-
turn. they declared.
Attorney Robert Miller, who appeared
for Williams. offered various notes In
evidence, which the complaining wit
neSses stated they signed, in which Will
liams was said to have secured the
money through a loan. The court ruled
that the evidence showed that Williams
had converted the money obtained by
him from the complaining witnesses to
his own use. and therefore he had vio-
lated the section of the code Indicated
Evening star. [volume] (Washington, D.C.) 1854-1972, 1914-01-13
STANDARD IS RAISED.
Men Entering Naval Service Sub.
jected to Rigid Examination.

The requirements for entering the
United States Navy are becoming more
and more exacting. A man making ap-
plication has now to be sound, both phys
ically and morally. slight physical de-
feet, at all calculated to affect the health
of the applicant for enlistment Is GER
tain to cause his rejection. How difficult
it is to get into the service is shown by
the fact that out of fifty-eight applicants
at the Baltimore recruiting Office in the
past week only eighteen men measured
UP to the standard, and of these four
failed to show up when the time came
for signing the papers.
Lieut.. Commander Martin, in charge of
the recruiting station at Baltimore, re-
ports that during 1918 70, 457 men applied
for enlistment in the navy throughout
the United States. of which 52,418 were
rejected for physical and other causes;
12,OSS were received on first enlistment,
$3.50 re-enlisted and 8. 121 failed to enlist
after being accepted.
Information regarding the Inauguration
Of a school system on board ships Of the
navy may be obtained at any naval re-
cruiting station. =
Evening star. [volume] (Washington, D.C.) 1854-1972, 1914-01-13
CORRESPONDENTS VOICE
SORROW OVER DEATHS
Services for 81. L. Dunlap Not Set.
Rites for William S.
Couch Today.

Funeral services for Harry Lane Dun
lap chief of the New York World bureau
IN this city. who died Sunday. have
not yet been definitely arranged. awaiting
the arrival of his mother. 1t is now
thought. however. they will be held
Thursday. although arrangements may
be made for tomorrow
Resolutions of sorrow because of his
death We're adopted at d meeting of the
members of the Senate and House press
galleries yesterday afternoon
Similar resolutions upon the death of
William $. Couch. formerly Washington
correspondent for the Cleveland Plain
Dealer, were adopted also.
The committee selected by the press
galleries to attend the funeral of Mr.
Dunlap is composed of Charles s. Albert
Guy Mason, John Kirby. II. f.. c. Rry-
ant. Isaac Gregg, Charles p. Keyser,
n o. Messenger. Perry Arnold George
r. Miller. C. Il. Stewart, Leroy T. Yer
non, John Snurc. George C. Hill, Jerry
4. Mathews and X. V. Oulahan
A brief service for Mr. Couch will he
held in Gawlers chapel at O'Clock this
afternoon. 1t will be conducted by Rev.
Dr L. u. Il. Pierce, pastor of All Souls
Unitarian Church. The body will be taken
10 Ashtabula. Ohio, tonight for burial to-
morrow.
Tho service for Mr.. Couch will be at
tended by committee from the galleries
consisting OF Ben F. Allen Louis w
Strayer, Gus j. karger, Fred c. Kelly,
hudson c. Wel]lver, Hal IL. Smith and
j.. B. Johns
The Gridiron Club adso named q COM
inittee to attend the services for Mr..
couch. Its members are E. G. Walker.
president of the club: Z. c. Snyder, vice
president: John S. Shriver. secretary: L.
w Strayer. treasurer, and Ben F. Allen.
Evening star. [volume] (Washington, D.C.) 1854-1972, 1914-01-13
THE OLD MAN

Be kind to your daddy, Q
samboling youth: his feet are
now sluggish and cold; intent OIL
Your pleasures, you don't see the
truth, which is that your dads
growing old. All. once he could
whip forty bushels of snakes, but
now he is spawned and lame; his
Joints are all rusty and tortured
with aches, and weary and wort,
is hI$ frame. He toiled and he
shaved like a government mule to
see that his kids had a chance
he led them and clothed them
and sent them to school, rejoiced
when he marked their advance.
The landscape is moist with the
pillows of sweat he cheerfulIv
shed as he toiled, to bring up his
children and keep out OF debt,
and see that the home kettle
boiled. He dressed in old buds
that his Mary and Jake might
bloom like the roses in June, and
oft when YOU swallowed YOUR
porterhousc steak. your daddy
was chewing Il prune. And now
that he's worn by his burden of
care. just show YOU are worth
all he did: look out for his cam
fort. and hand him his chair, and
hang TIP his slicker and lid.
WALT MASON.