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Alexandria gazette. [volume] (Alexandria, D.C.) 1834-1974, 1914-08-31
been:arrested.'

,aAu efforts of the powers IN tae
+ri,le entente have failed, an0 !ns
london embassy admits the SITUATION
WOW, crave. The military party no"
don,ioant in Constantinople, has
reached the conclusion that the pres
ent is the best time to secure ."e
restoration of Macedonia and the Ac-
gean Islands. -,
German officers and men are 'e-
ing poured into Constantlnople -
helm the Turkish army and navy
Turkey apparently counts on the 6a''
kan States quarreling among them.
selves while Turkey fights Greece, Ou'
it seems likely that Turkeys declara
ton of war against Greece will oe
reparded as a hostile act by the triple
entente, which will send a fleet =
dispcse of all the Turkish and Ger
man ships.
"The British government ha!
warned Turkey plainly that in star
ing any campaign at this time sh'
signs her own death warrant"
The probable entrance of TurEc!
into the European struggle as an Al
" of Germany and Austria, and pos
sible uprisings among Great Bri
tain's Mohammedan subjects, ar
forecast in a wireless message t
the German embassy here, receive
Yesterday from its foreign office
Berlin. The message says.
"Former Minister Burns speec
against Earl Grey's policy has. cause
a deep impression, and there al
hints of fatal consequences anon
the Mohammedan subjects. New
| from Constantinople foreshadows tf
active participation of Turkey agalrs
: Russia and England.
professor Delbrueck explains +
unheard of unanimity of the German
bv the conviction that this is
struggle for life which has bee
forced on thers.
. "The East Prussian authorities al
recalling fugitives after the gre:
/ victory of Gilgenburg."
Alexandria gazette. [volume] (Alexandria, D.C.) 1834-1974, 1914-08-31
SOVEREIGN GRAND LODGE.

Canton Alexandria No. 1 Patri-
archs Militant, I. O. o F., will meet
Thursday night at Odd Fellous' Hall
when final arrangements will be
made for atten ing the annual meet
ing of the Sovereign Grand Lodge
at Atlantic City, September 10Th to
29th. The big parade Of the Patri-
arch Militants and allied Odd Eel
lows organizations, will take place
on Wednesday afternoon, September
23rd.
Alexandria gazette. [volume] (Alexandria, D.C.) 1834-1974, 1914-08-31
PICNIC IN COUNTY.

Residents of Alexandria County
have arranged an all day picnic to
be held at Luna Park next Saturday
durine at which time carnival and
tournment will be held R. c.. Pr1t-
chard will be the chief marshall al
ded by Cotton Palmer and George
Zulurst. The orator of the day vii
be Robert Suttler, and Of the even.
inc r. C. /. Moncure.
Alexandria gazette. [volume] (Alexandria, D.C.) 1834-1974, 1914-08-31
C1yu, SERVICE EXAMS

The following examinations have
been announced by the civil service
commission to take place in Alexan-
dria on the dates mentioned Dis
tr;ct migratory bird law, Septem-
ber 1G. assistant superintendent of
construction, September 21st. ship
craftsman. October IA: specialist in
industrial education October Il II =
Alexandria gazette. [volume] (Alexandria, D.C.) 1834-1974, 1914-08-31
VISITING CLERGYMEN.

The Rev. Paca Kennedy occupied
the pulpit yesterday at St. PauPs
Church; the Rev. David Barr OF
Washington, at Christ Church, the
Rev T D. D. Clark, of Manassas, tho
First Baptist Church and the Rev.
Mr.. Campbell, Of the Second Presby-
+orian Church. Many of the local
clergymen who have been away on
their vacations will return home by
11eXt Sunday.
Alexandria gazette. [volume] (Alexandria, D.C.) 1834-1974, 1914-08-31
Steven Pichon, former French min

Steven Pichon, former French min
istcr of foreign affairs in an article
ir tho Petit Journal of Paris, asks
why the Japanese army should not
participate in the war in Europe. He
saws he is convinced that all is re-
Guired- in an agreement between
London. st. Petersburg, and Paris to
enable several hundred thousand Jap.
anesc to be sent to France. a. In
closing the article, he says. ~ need
rot add that we should hasten"
Alexandria gazette. [volume] (Alexandria, D.C.) 1834-1974, 1914-08-31
Hotel Destroyed by Fire.

Norfolk. Va, August 31.-fir",
sunosed to be Of incendiary origin,
DESTROYED the New Home Hotel ana
= large wood storage place on One
Hundred ard First street. Pine
Beach, early Saturday morning.
Six families of negroes occupied
the hotel and they were forced 20
leave the buildings in their night
clothes, losing all their belongings.
Alexandria gazette. [volume] (Alexandria, D.C.) 1834-1974, 1914-08-31

TWO new cases Of typhcid fever
have been reported to the health off,
GER. So far the cases have been very
light and only four fatalities have
resulted.
Alexandria gazette. [volume] (Alexandria, D.C.) 1834-1974, 1914-08-31
NEW BANK TO OPEN

The Union Savings Bank. Incorpo-
ted which was recently organized will
open for business shortly after the
first Of the month. The fixtures are
now being installed in the building
at SIS King street which was re-
Gently purchased by DR.. E. A. Cor
man It is announced that the bank
will be kept open until $50 every
afternoon and until 900 p. m. on Sat
urdaYS.
Alexandria gazette. [volume] (Alexandria, D.C.) 1834-1974, 1914-08-31

A meeting of the Alexandria
Trades Council will be held in their
hall in the Alexandria National Bank
Building tonight at S o'clock when
the final arrangements will be made
for Tie celebration of Labor Day at
the Dyke on September 7th.
Alexandria gazette. [volume] (Alexandria, D.C.) 1834-1974, 1914-08-31
2.
W. X DAYIDSON'S WILL.
Curators of Estate Give Bond in Sum
of Fifty Thousand Dollars.

Messrs. II. K. Field and l. N. Duffey
have qualified in the Corporation
Court as curatcrs Of the estate of
the late W. K. Davidson and given
bond in the sum Of $4,000.
Judge Barley has set October 9Th
as the date to hear the motion 70
probate the will
Alexandria gazette. [volume] (Alexandria, D.C.) 1834-1974, 1914-08-31

Robert Mcintyre bishop of the Met
hodist Episcopal diocee which in
cludes Oklahoma Texas and part OF
Kansas died in Chicago yesterday. He
came to Chicago August IA suffering
from carbuncles. The bishop was born
in Selkirk Scotland November 20 1881
He was a lecturer author and poet.
Alexandria gazette. [volume] (Alexandria, D.C.) 1834-1974, 1914-08-31

FIGHTS IN STREETS
Police Reserves of Providence Con-
querer in Rain OF Missiles BOY
Fatally Hurt During Disturbance,
~

ky =
+ Providence. Aug. 3l-As Il re-
suit of riots the Italian section
at the west side of the city. late
Saturday night and yesterday, alnc
pGIicemrn. Il fireman and nearly 4
score Of citizens are nursing
wounds received from the fuslllad-
es Of missiles that were thrown.
\ number Of shots were eNchang-
ed and several narrow escapes were
reported. This riot was the out
crowt,. Of smaller one that oc-
currcu Saturday night. in the same
locality WIN fou" policemen
were Injured by missiles thrown
hv the IaligercntS. and several
pcrsa..s in the crowd were hurt.
Superintendent III Police JoAn y.
Murray took personal comil.ir 'I
the more than 100 reserves 'Aat
were called to diSpersc the mob.
The trouble was prccipltated ut
an open-ar labor meeting. when
aritators said to be from New
York and Boston. urged all Italian
residents Of thc city to do every.
thing in their power TO combat ~"
raise Of price Of food products. II
there are places in yonr section
where macmoni and other food
Stuifs are being raised III price,
! descend upon then anca wrec%
them. one ot the speakers sa!H.
Innmcd- by such urtcranccs. the
mob started 10 march mp NrIT
avenue. with cries of "No raise III
prircS..' BREAD. bread. ard
"Chcapcr macaroni!' On their
their way they picked up stones and
sticks and prepared to delnoilSh
ihe store of Frank p. Ncntron",
one Of the largest Italian groccFs
and importers in thr city. llli1-
rnal. r. It,l;ars made y rush for
a.. .4or, .,J M sooner had a
window bcenn smashed than missiles
!, ,o,r - bo thrown Al random
1I,.n,,. e,oro IN tha vicinity became
w. ot ro,. tho cvcitod crowd.
% ,,,.,, M rron, all nrocincts Of the
':,o', ~, w., w., ,.,nh,I a. tbo sconc and
'1'| I,..,d W." rnon +bo crowd with
1',,'., @ ,.,,.oI,.,,.
A. .n oarIv hour Yesterday fore
,,ao, :. hnc,n,c ovidcnt that aeita-
'i'''' , ,,,'-t;n onJLo1.or;no 70 rom-
'''' w. w. ,.a,,.1 anJ +bo lnast ovo"t
''' Wv 1i ,,,o,;,,;4,+o +hc rio+ino
''r' "'>.'" oho,..I,. hafnro 2 o'clock =
'S"'''' 1;,;a ',"D, ~ - ho Dcnutv
c%nrifr :;l" attamntcd TO serve civil
,,r;4 nr an Italian in front of the
Lan,o nr two Socialist clubs. There
,,a, an immediate. rally of Italians
a,J w +ho n,n whom thc Sheriff at
tan,no1 70 ,lacc uud.r arrest was
L,a!1aJ 1J or+ of tho way and the
crowd turncd upon the Sheriff.
Alexandria gazette. [volume] (Alexandria, D.C.) 1834-1974, 1914-08-31
NOTICE.

Bowing Alley Westminster Build
ing. will reopen Tuesday evening
September 1st, 7.30. Open to men
and boys of good moral standing, all
denominations. Membership cards
issued at the building
ALFRED THOMSON Secretary.
81 st. lajLG.:
Alexandria gazette. [volume] (Alexandria, D.C.) 1834-1974, 1914-08-31

Emma Pearson, colored, of this
CITY was taken to a Washington Hos
pital Saturday afternoon, suffering
from a cut that extended from her
left eve to her chin. She told the
police of Washington that she was
cut by another colored woman during
an alteration at Arlington.
Alexandria gazette. [volume] (Alexandria, D.C.) 1834-1974, 1914-08-31
LOCAL BREylTIES.

NJ. J. Tanning, the Irish orator,
will deliver prohibition lecture at
the First Baptist Church on next
Thursday evening at s o'clock.
Alexandria gazette. [volume] (Alexandria, D.C.) 1834-1974, 1914-08-31

Apia the capital of the German Is
land Upolu in the Samoan group, sur
rendered to the New Zealand forces
on August 29th it was announced
Yesterday in a Central News dispatch.
{ Germany came into possession Of
three islands of theSamoan groupe
through a treaty with the United
States in 1899. The British war office
tonight officially confirmed the oc-
cupateion of Apia inGerman Samoa
by New Zealand troops.
Alexandria gazette. [volume] (Alexandria, D.C.) 1834-1974, 1914-08-31
Battle Has Been Renewed
In Entire Yolges
NeighAor!.o r!.ood.
DESTROYS REGIMENT.
French Under General Pau Declared
to Have Won Substantial Victor
les And Wiped Out Army Corps.

France is considering the advlsa-
bilitv of moving the seat of her gov
ernment from Paris to BordeauXx as
a precautionary measure, according
to official advices.
Alexandria gazette. [volume] (Alexandria, D.C.) 1834-1974, 1914-08-31

Servian troops entering (name of
town deleted by censor) found half
the town had been pillaged by the
In two Of the main streets
every house had been looted and some
Iof them burned. In one house twenty
girls were found dead. Sixty Servian
prisoners are said to have been en-
ecuted.
Alexandria gazette. [volume] (Alexandria, D.C.) 1834-1974, 1914-08-31
NEWS OF THE. DAY

A Platt Andrew Harvard Profes-
sor and formerly Assistant Secre-
tary of the Treasury, who is op-
posing Representative A. P Gardner,
son-in- law of Senator Lodge for cleo
tion, is going to stump his district in
by aeroplane.
Alexandria gazette. [volume] (Alexandria, D.C.) 1834-1974, 1914-08-31

A Paris dispatch to the Exchange
Telegraph Company says. GA Ger
ma naviator flew over Paris yestef-
dav afternoon and dropped iiye
bombs, which fell in the most pop'l-
lar quarter Of the city. In one case
two women were wourtded.'
Alexandria gazette. [volume] (Alexandria, D.C.) 1834-1974, 1914-08-31

A fierce blaze discovered in the top
floor of the Hotel Isleworth at Attain
tic CITY last night at Virginia avenue
ard tho Boardwalk drove 800 guests
from their rooms and for a time
+hreatened to destroy the structure
and spread to the Boardwalk. Many
,gpests were unable to save any OF
thei,. belongings from the blaze the
cause of which is unknown. 1ueSss
n,sre rushed from danger in the ell
evator many fainting during the ex-
element.
Alexandria gazette. [volume] (Alexandria, D.C.) 1834-1974, 1914-08-31

Evans Boulden, aged II years son
of David Boulden, a farmer OF the
Leeds sction in the upper part ol
Cecil county Md. killed his uncle
Joseph Boulden aged IS years 5,5 Sat- IT..
urdav evening at festival held by
the Elk Mills. The Boulden D'!e
had been drinking and the uncle !4,, IS 5
soid TO have kicked up fight with a
nan named Gof. 1t IS alleged thas at
his nephew, who had threatened on d,
several occasions to take his uncle,s S
life, hit his uncle over, the temple
with q beer bottle. He died yestef-
dav afternoon. Evans Boulden has
beer, arrested.
Alexandria gazette. [volume] (Alexandria, D.C.) 1834-1974, 1914-08-31
OYSTER SEASON
Tuesda: September 1st

IueSGI!: DUptGElUeI !St
Our da1;cious fried oysters.
Cherry @t.jne oysters on haif
she'll
PROMPT attention to family
orders.
Bell Phone 1863. IN
Capital City 81
Alexandria gazette. [volume] (Alexandria, D.C.) 1834-1974, 1914-08-31

London, August 51.-The Daily Tel
erraph's diplomatic correspondent in
an article printed today says. "Tur-
kew may declare war at any moment
It is now only matter Of a few
days-possibly few hours.
Alexandria gazette. [volume] (Alexandria, D.C.) 1834-1974, 1914-08-31
THE RAMMEL CAFE

Announces the opening Of
H.
The record. [volume] (St. Maries, Idaho) 1913-1918, 1914-03-31

There is an interesting mystery as
scented with 80 St. Mary's street. once
the home OF Sir Isaac Newton. which
is now In the property market On
the roof there used to be a curious
structure made almost entirely Of
glass, and for many years this was
confidently believed to have been Sir
Isaac Newton's observatory. Fanny
Burney, whose father the noted musi-
eian, Dr. Charles Burney. was at one
time an occupier OF the house. occa-
slonally used the erection as a study.
and In her memoirs OF her father she
refers to It as Newton's observatory.
In 1855 doubt was cast upon the story
by John limbs in his "CUriosities OF
London" He asserts that the observ'
atory was built by a subsequent ten.
ant a Frenchman. It has been fur.
Their declared that this Frenchman moi
only built the room, but also equipped
It with various Instruments and then
claiming that 1t was the observatory
Of Newton. charged a fee for admis
sion to vlew.-W estminster GazStte.
The record. [volume] (St. Maries, Idaho) 1913-1918, 1914-03-31

Don't be 50 lazy. There's plenty OF
room at the top. and you're clever
enough TO get there"
But" replied the lazy genius, think
how clever It is Of me to find place az
the ..,ttom. where there isn't 50 much
49,.
Uranus Is 1871 $4,000 miles from
the sun. We are about 92,SS2,O00 or
one-nineteenth the Uranus distance.
All the planets IN our solar system
move ever from right over to left, from
west to east opposite to the motions Of
the hands OF a watch TO one In north
latitude and facing the equator.
Professor Barnard Is uslng tie great
forty inch Yerkes ref.isi r in a very
useful piece OF astronomical work IN
following the temporary Stars Of re-
cent ysars long after they have hec1Me
invisible % ordinary TELESCOPES
The record. [volume] (St. Maries, Idaho) 1913-1918, 1914-03-31

The elephant has no cutting teeth.
ike most animals. but only a series Of
molars. These molars or grinders as
they wear away gradually move for
ward in the jaw. and the remnant Of
the tooth, when the surface is com
pletely destroyed. is cast out In front
The same molar can thus be replaced
as many as eight times. The tusks.
which are only enormously elongated
teeth, can be renewed only once This
wearing process and the election OF the
stump Of the tooth go on very slowly
during the life OF the elephant. Only
one or two teeth at a time are In use
or in view in each jaw. There are al
ways other teeth waiting to pass for.
ward and begin their work. although
there is a limit 90 this succession. for.
when the last has come into use and
been worn down. the elephant can no
longer chew his food and must die OF
starvation. n he has not already sue
cumbed to old age.
The record. [volume] (St. Maries, Idaho) 1913-1918, 1914-03-31

Nowadays no protest is made or any
iction taken against the sleepy man or
woman who falls into a doze In the
midst OF the minister's <abmon. In
england 300 years ago guilty Of
fender would have--eeen severely
raped over the head by men espe-
cially appointed to the task Of keeping
the congregation awake For instance,
in one parish in Shropshire. % shill-
ings a year was regularly paid to a
poor man to go about the church dur
ing tH3e5ermon and keep the people
awake. He carried a thin, long wand
In his hand, which he could conve-
nlently stretch out over considerable
space and rap offenders on the head
or about the shoulders. With women
he was always instructed to be gen
tier, to tap softly, but persistently, UNI
al the slumber was broken. For wO-
men, 1t was learned. were not so
amiable as men en- being aroused
from a comfortable nap, and. II gentle
means were not employed. were likely
to get up and leave. causing no little
commFMh0r about them.-Chlcago Trib-
The record. [volume] (St. Maries, Idaho) 1913-1918, 1914-03-31
Theatres


Tonight, Tuesday ''Pathe's
Weekly" "a Barber Cure" Bio.
graph comedy "The Touch Of a Child
selis drama and a superb vitsgraph
AT the Sign OF the Lost Angel
WEDNESDAY
For Wed' esdsy one Of the finest
programs ever shown in ST Marles
Is booked 1t consists OF a speotaou
lar kalem feature 10 three parts en-
titled "Tbe Vampire" This ranks az
one OF the most peerless films ever
produced In addition there II an
irressitably funny Edison comedy
called "Hiram Green, Detective. -
Hiram takes a correspondence course
to learn to be detective and some
weird rerults follsw
Splendid programs are booked for
the entire week at the cory ore
price show house that speclalIzes Ia
photoplays Exclusive licensed SER
vice at the Ideal
The record. [volume] (St. Maries, Idaho) 1913-1918, 1914-03-31
ADVERTISED LETTERS

List of advertised letters remaining
In the post office at st Marlea, Idaho
for the period ending March % 1914
One cent due on all "Adver tised
Letters. "
Mention Advertised" when call
Ing for these letters.
Albin Alsbran, A B Anderson.
Esrest Brown, two, John Bures, Mrs
Mary Bradley, Mrs B NJ Boyle,
Frank Baldwin. NJ Guthrie, Earl
Hopkins. two, e o Hazard, j Johson
Mabel A Mckenzie. II f Mcgowan.
Pet Nelson William O Otto Thomas
Raymond George Srockslager aud
Underwood
Edgar I. llawley. Postmaster.
The record. [volume] (St. Maries, Idaho) 1913-1918, 1914-03-31

In "The Tragedy Of Isabella H." It is
said that the unfortunate Spanish
queen. blessed with generous impulses.
was exceedingly charitable Unfortu.
nately she had no notion OF the value
Of money and would want to give away
sums out OF all proportion 10 the oc-
casion. Once the queen had command
ed large grant in aid to a man OF let
ters, and the steward. in order to give
her just idea Of its magnitude. decid-
ed TO present the donation in the form
Of many banknotes Of small value
enough Of them to paper the walls OF
the boudoir Isabella was startled-she
would never have believed. she said.
that there were so many banknotes In
the world But no matter" she con
cluded "Since banknotes are so easy
TO get, it is quite proper to send the
poor poet plenty Of them"
The record. [volume] (St. Maries, Idaho) 1913-1918, 1914-03-31

A Hanover college professor was an
aoyed by the pranks OF a freshman IN
MS classes. He resolved that If that
individual would not reform he would
Kick" him out OF the class
The other morning the professor was
Keen coming to college with a slight
limp In his gait. He was met by o
brother member Of the faculty and ask
ed why he was limplng
81 dreamed last night that was
kicking -- out Of one OF my classes.
and when woke up this morning !
found that ! had very sore toe.
must have struck the bedpost" - In
dianapolis News.
The record. [volume] (St. Maries, Idaho) 1913-1918, 1914-03-31

Frances is only a little girl, but she
has a quick mind and the gift Of Ian
guage that sometimes distinguishes
children WIN associate much with
their elders. The other day Frances
came home to her mother with cheeks
ike roses and eyes like stars.
"Oh, mamma" she exclaimed. hap
ply, "Tve had the best luck this morn
ingl / got G ,wntown just at the psy-
Geological momentP
"Did you. dearT was mothers pleas
ed inquiry. And what happenedf
Said Frances solemnly: 81 saw .
parade."-Chicago Record-Hera'd.
The record. [volume] (St. Maries, Idaho) 1913-1918, 1914-03-31

Lord REORGANIZATION must bear in
mind, Gwendolen. that we of the no
billty must do nothing unworthy Of the
deeds Of our noble ancestors. Lady
Barrenhurst nee Gotrox Of New York;
Deeds Of your ancestors? Indeed
How'd you live II It wasn't for the
mortgages of mine7-Puck.
The record. [volume] (St. Maries, Idaho) 1913-1918, 1914-03-31

In Naples the cows and goats are led
through the streets and MIXED at the
doors Of the houses. People lower
their cans by a string from the upper
windows; the animals are MIXED into
the cans. which are then hauled up
again.
The record. [volume] (St. Maries, Idaho) 1913-1918, 1914-03-31

"Our washerwoman says It's funny
ibOut cOlors In dress goods"
whats funny about themT
THAT folks call 'em fast when thog
won't run. Baltimore American.
The record. [volume] (St. Maries, Idaho) 1913-1918, 1914-03-31

Gibbs--It is very evident that your
wife has a mind Of her own.
Dibbs-You think SO? Well, so do 1,
but she keeps telling me that her mind
Is made up.-Baltimore Sun.
The record. [volume] (St. Maries, Idaho) 1913-1918, 1914-03-31

The slit skirt is wondrous tube,
When FIRST ! gazed upon Il
said ], IN bet some careless boob
Has ripped II, stepping on H."
Detroit Free Press.
The record. [volume] (St. Maries, Idaho) 1913-1918, 1914-03-31

Sore throat. ehi Get your wif8 D
give you one Of her old stockings 10
wrap around your neck"
Tried that. and It did me no good.
She had nothing but these new fan
gled openworks. Washington Herald
The record. [volume] (St. Maries, Idaho) 1913-1918, 1914-03-31
Churches
CATHOLIC.

Next Friday, first Friday Of the
month Mass at eight O'CLOCK, after
macs Sacred Heart devotions
Uonfessions before mass. Father
Vollebregt
The record. [volume] (St. Maries, Idaho) 1913-1918, 1914-03-31

To him II never has occurred
That credits what you make Il.
And so he always keeps his word
Because no man win take Il.
Cincinnati Enquirer.
The record. [volume] (St. Maries, Idaho) 1913-1918, 1914-03-31

did whisky lead that man astray7''
The Joker made reply
I'D put It IN another way
It just sent him a-ryel'
-Lippincott's.
The record. [volume] (St. Maries, Idaho) 1913-1918, 1914-03-31

Benign Old Gentleman - Poor llttl,
chap. Where did that cruel boy hit
you?
Tommy We were 'avinp
naval battle, and e torpedoed me In
the engine roomw-New York Journal.
The record. [volume] (St. Maries, Idaho) 1913-1918, 1914-03-31

When nations have a falling out
And threats Of war begin.
IT'S then the soldiers. past all doubt.
Must start to falling IN.
Denver Republican.
The record. [volume] (St. Maries, Idaho) 1913-1918, 1914-03-31

Stone beans do not an infleld make
Nor iron domes a team.
Some changes l shall have 10 make,
And that's no pitchers dream.
New York Evening Mail.
The record. [volume] (St. Maries, Idaho) 1913-1918, 1914-03-31

He-They say kissing brings on dis.
eases.
She-Wen, IA little illness must come
into every life.-Boston Transcript.
The record. [volume] (St. Maries, Idaho) 1913-1918, 1914-03-31

"Dld you see the lovelight in her
eyesT
mo. The gasllght was in her eyes
and she squinted. Picked Up.
The record. [volume] (St. Maries, Idaho) 1913-1918, 1914-03-31

MELLOW do you know he is mar
rled?
Belle-Oh, he's such a good listener.
philadelphia Record
Want nd. in the Columns CO.) Dis
patch: Respectable elderly lady wants
a situltion as grandmother to a good
home That ought TO meet with m
Instant response. Think Of the grand
mothrrless homes IN this great and
populous countryl
The record. [volume] (St. Maries, Idaho) 1913-1918, 1914-03-31

He shakes as he waits by the altar
As the bride floats down for her mar
riage,
But he hasn't half the dignity
or the groom she left on her carriage.
The record. [volume] (St. Maries, Idaho) 1913-1918, 1914-03-31

"If / were poor would you be as
eager to marry me as you are nowT
EVERY bit my dear But we might
have TO postpone our wedding for a
year or twO."-Detroit Free Press.