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The Hayti herald. (Hayti, Mo.) 1908-1922, 1914-03-05
HAD TOLD THE EXACT TRUTH
Lecture's "outpourins" Was Just a.
Had Been, Stated In His Letter
Of recommendation.

A lecturer went to Yonkers with a
letter to Yonkers citizen from
man in New Rochelle and succeeded
in getting an engagement. His three
hour lecture proved dull, dry and un
interesting. Next day Mr.. Yonkers
met Mr. New Rochelle.
What did you mean?" asked Yonk-
ers, "by recommending that lemon
lecturer?"
II didn't recommend him."
well, l just guess you did. I've
got your letter right here in my
pocket"
Better read 1t over again-care-
fully"
Mr.. Yonkers did. 1t was purposely
noncommittal:
II have heard Mr.. BIS lecture. It
is as interesting as it is instructive"
And it wasn't either" said Yonk-
ers.
Then the comparison holds" said
New Rochelle.-New York World.
The Hayti herald. (Hayti, Mo.) 1908-1922, 1914-03-05
Rehuttino a Libel.

John D. Rockefeller, talking to q
Cleveland clergyman, said one day,
with a whimsical but rather sad
smile:
From the stories that are told
about my love Of money and my disre-
gard for humanity you'd think was
some such monster as the criminal OF
the anecdote.
"a judge once said to a terrible
criminal:
land you actually had the heart to
murder this poor man for a matter of
so cents!'
"'Well, your honor said the GRIM
inal, with an injured-innocence air.
well, your honor, what do you ex-
pect? Fifty cents here and fifty cents
there-it soon mounts up"
The Hayti herald. (Hayti, Mo.) 1908-1922, 1914-03-05

w. D. Smith. der. Dodd's Kidney
Pills cured me of that and the Kidney
Trouble. I take Dodd's Kidney Pills
now to keep from having Backache.
am n years old and farmer. You are-
at liberty to publish this testimonial,
and you may use my picture in con-
nection with it." Correspond with Mr..
Smith about this wonderful remedy.
Dodd's Kidney Pills. SOC. per box at
your dealer or Dodd's Medicine Co.,
Buffalo, N. Y. Write for Household
Hints, also music Of National Anthem
English and German words) and reci.
pes for dainty dishes. All sent free.
Adv,
The Hayti herald. (Hayti, Mo.) 1908-1922, 1914-03-05
His Past.

A benevolent lady was feeding
hungry tramp. She expressed her dis
favor at his wandering, idle life.
Il was not always in this condition,
num-" said the tramp. Il came from
a good family"
You did?" said the lady. might
l ask your name?"
"Blankleigh," replied the tramp.
why, that is the name of the peo.
pie that live next door!" exclaimed
the lady.
Il know it," replied the tramp. "They
kicked me downstairs just before I
came here!"
The Hayti herald. (Hayti, Mo.) 1908-1922, 1914-03-05

singing like the inside Of a beehive,
and then out of the hole popped
brand new fly, just born.
My gracious. but he was a whopper,
and he almost frightened Jessie so
that she cried, for you must remem-
Der that she was not very big when
she had the Sandman's cap on, and
she kept forgetting that the fly could
not see her or hurt her when she was
with the Sandman.
This fly was lots bigger than the
Ants l told you about il the first
story. He had great long tongue,
almost as long as a piece Of garden
hose, and he kept 1t rolled up in his
mouth just like your Daddy rolls up
his hose. He had two great big eyes
that stuck out on the sides of his head
had hundreds and hundreds of little
eyes all over it, so that he could see
better. That is why 1t is so hard for
you to catch fly with your hands. He
can see behind him as well as he
can see in front, and he can jump and
fly away quicker than wink.
Besides the funny tongue and the
funny eyes, this fly had two Of the lov-
liest wings, that you could see right
through, and they were colored just
like the rainbow. When he folded
them up they were right on top of his
back, and that was where he had
| them when he crawled out of the pile
of straw and sat still in the sun to
dry his wings, for they were very new
and wet.
AS soon as they were drys he spread
them out and flew away. Like all
| other flies he was very naughty, and
probably you would like to know just
what he was going to do. First he flew
over and lighted on the old horses
back and bit him real hard, and then
he went over and bit the poor cow.
Wasn't that too bad! They chased
him away by switching their tails at
him, 80 he hurried over to the
screen door that led into the kitchen
and the very minute the door was
opened, in he slipped, as sly as you
| please.
| There on the table was some nice
cake for supper, SO he went over and
| lighted on that and ate some of II
without asking permission of any.
body.
After this he crept into the garbage
pail where he got his feet very dirty
and then he flew right over to little
baby brother in the high chair and
wiped them on baby's face.
The Sandman was angry when he
saw the fly do all these naughty tricks
and he made up his mind that this fly
would have to go to Jail. He slipped
up beside the fly and whispered In his
ear that there was some sugar out ir
the barn and he had better hurry VI
and get it. The fly jumped up into tn,
air as soon as he heard about tn,
sugar and few out to the barn ant
the Twins and the Sandman went righ
after him to see the fun. AS soon al
the spider heard the fly coming h,
poked his shining gold head out of hi
tunnel and the fly saw 1t and though
i 1t was sugar so he flew right over an,
lighted on the spiders net.
There he stuck fast because whel
, he tried to get away the hooks on TIN
: net held him tight, and the great bi,
red and gold and black spider skippe'
across the web and tied the naught
| fly up with whole lot of his silve
, rope And that served him just right
Copyright. 1918. by Joseph b. Bowles)
The Hayti herald. (Hayti, Mo.) 1908-1922, 1914-03-05

Cologne, G @ r.
many.--The mod
ern German city
is, in a double
sense. a factory
product. 1t did
not 'just grow"
as Topsy, but it
has been manu-
factured. T b Q
reason for it's
manufacture has
usually been the
development of
the local factory.
This generaliza-
on must be
modified by ex-
c g p t ! o n 8, o Z
course. T ra n g.
portation, CO M
merce, music, art
q n d education
The Hayti herald. (Hayti, Mo.) 1908-1922, 1914-03-05
carnIvorous.

A teacher in New Jersey was bear
ing her class in natural history recite.
and calling up bright-looking little
girl. asked: What is ruminating
animal?"
"one that chews her cubs" was the
innocent observation-disclosures.
The Hayti herald. (Hayti, Mo.) 1908-1922, 1914-03-05
A GRATEFUL OLD MAN.

Mr. w. D. Smith, Ethel, KY, writes1
"I have been using Dodd's Kidney Pills
for ten or twelve years and they have
done me a great deal of good. / do
The Hayti herald. (Hayti, Mo.) 1908-1922, 1914-03-05
Ashamed of Them,

"Why does Brown sometimes go by
another name?"
He used to sign the popular songs
he writes"
The Hayti herald. (Hayti, Mo.) 1908-1922, 1914-03-05

not think I would be
alive today If It
were not for Dodd'a
XII ey Pills. I
strained my back
about forty years
ago, which left It
very weak. I was
troubled with inf1am-
nation of the blad.
The day book. [volume] (Chicago, Ill.) 1911-1917, 1914-03-17

" uIIu d u1ISSlIlS huSDdIlIl
f'Then there is the man who just
gets tired of being married. That is
usually the man of about twenty-five
who discovers that it is drag to have
to spend his evenings with his wife
and his children-that it would be
lots more fun out with the fellows
And, after a little of this reasoning,
he runs away. Even if we bring him
back there is slight chance of his
staying, and the best we can do is to
force him to support his family.
MANY men leave home because
they do not have sufficient change Of
scene and conversation. No matter
how great was the love between the
two when they married, nagging
creeps in when a woman sees the
same face over the breakfast and the
dinner table and the man grows in
different when he must spend every
evening with a woman who is telling
him the petty quarrels of the children
during the day.
"Some of these men reach the
place where the sound of their chill
dren's voices rasp them, and if the
wife was wise she would suggest an
evening away from home, even if
they only went to nickel shows, or
she would suggest that he go out
with some of his men friends.
Women may experience these
same sensations Of WEAKNESS and
nerve-strain, and they. do experience
them, but the love of children fastenS
itself on a woman's heart so that she
will go on dragging out her life for
them, rather than leave them when
the situation grows almost impossi-
BILE.
'The greatest number of our cases
come in on Monday morning. That is
because the man and wife are home
together on Sunday and petty quar-
The day book. [volume] (Chicago, Ill.) 1911-1917, 1914-03-17

over alone the matter would adjust
itself naturally.
"Some women get the habit of
coming to the court, and they are
mostly women who want absolute
dominance over their husbands. They
do not want him to say his soul is
his own.
Again, there is the woman whose
patience is tried beyond endurance,
yet she will not come in here until
some outside party drags her down "
to the court
'You see, have been able to give
you just few of the major causes
and there are many have not touch
ed upon," Miss Grimsby concluded,
but l felt she had supplied me with
some very Illuminating information
on why Men Leave Home"
The day book. [volume] (Chicago, Ill.) 1911-1917, 1914-03-17
MORE COUNTY BOARD WAR


War broke out again on the county
board yesterday. This time the prin-
cipal combatants were Battling Bart
zen and Kid McC ormick
The fight started over the proposed
100000 bond issue for the County
Hospital. Mccormick had intimated
that the Democrats we're crooks.
Bartzen took exception.
you told me yourself they we're
dishonest" said Mccormick.
"When?" asked the surprised
Bartzen.
Right after my election"
you're a liar, Mccormick" shot
out Bartzen.
You're another" replied McCor-
mick. Then they started toward
each other, but some one stopped
them owing to the presence of ladies.
All in all the day was a warm one
for Mccormick Earlier in the day a
statement ripping him up for his
anxiety of the welfare of his friend,
County Architect Richard Schmidt,
was printed on the official record.
It pointed out that Schmidt had re-
ceived $125,O00 in fees from the
county in the last ten months and
that Mccormick is peeved now be-
cause the board won't pledge $780,
900 more to Schmidt
Tulsa daily world. [volume] (Tulsa, Indian Territory [Okla.]) 1905-1919, 1914-12-29

D..- tts IN w. 81 Z Drs3fefs
K -sus kfgtchkor and foyf cltf-
ado. - Nitsehenko Cossscks Nors
~ patrol DUP near Oilzsb8rE ir Eas'
Prussia Tn. others we're Btchsr<oi-
,nff As'achon. iysnkoH srd KYsf-h-
rog
News thst German cayalry scJJt
ift party % Z7msr as ia the neigh
rOfroOd reached then and RystchkOH
vas hurried 10 headqusrtsr. 70 re-
port kJytchsk0ff, NhO served with
Tulsa daily world. [volume] (Tulsa, Indian Territory [Okla.]) 1905-1919, 1914-12-29
NEW YORK PAINLESS DENTISTS

Phon- $40. IIC., ~rg'h Man
800 EIua Heavy God Crown,
$1,000 Double suction Plate,
slj.JG Gold Dust Plate,
cold Inlay, and Gold FUlu.. .....
Paiuie-~, J slrEctl0u
Tulsa daily world. [volume] (Tulsa, Indian Territory [Okla.]) 1905-1919, 1914-12-29
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a .tes - me uolIds .-s
f... .- now tta hero ~ su Rus.
What Pen HIrtasI did. and Whst
I'Yi'e1'rrssi achieved even tte ns.
'ha' IsgItta told are mild compared
.I'h 'He feA's - This C0sasck qgarts.
"ho. four rtfyrg fought ard sItsr-
minated German cayslfy patrol Of
~ men ana emerged cg' shot.
wounded with lsncei tsY0ne,s sni
sy9fds leaving - dead Bsrrnsn. on
'h- fei1 ~ conflict snd bringing ihs
Tulsa daily world. [volume] (Tulsa, Indian Territory [Okla.]) 1905-1919, 1914-12-29
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Courier Democrat. (Langdon, N.D.) 1891-1920, 1914-05-28

Eut 1t Does No Good.
Mrs. Payton-Have you ever been in
troduced to Mrs. Bloodgood? Mrs.
Parvenu-Lots of ~times.-Judge.
Courier Democrat. (Langdon, N.D.) 1891-1920, 1914-05-28
CHICAGO FEDERAL TEAM.
Manager Tinker Says Its Speed Will
Make Up For Deficiencies.

Wake Up For Deficiencies
The lineup of the Chicago Federals
has been announced by Manager Tin
ker. 1t was the first of the teams to
be announced completely. Tinker de-
clared himself satisfied that the team
will be a permanent contender and
said its speed will make up for def
%ciencies. The lineup. with the name
of the team with which each man
played last year, follows:
Pitchers-Ad Brennan. Philadelphia Ma
%tionals; Claude Hendrix, Pittsburgh; Tom
MCGUIRE. Chicago Federals; Irwin Lang,
local semiprofessional; c. j. Watson, Mil
waukee: Henry Schmidt, Milwaukee; John
Glazer. Chicago Semiprofessional; Dave
Black, Chicago semiprofessional and Leo
PreEdergast, Peoria.
Catchers-Arthur Wilson. New York Ma
%tionals; Jim Block, Milwaukee,; Bill Kill
lifer, Philadelphia Nationals; Jim Nc
Donough. Chicago Federals, and George
Mulvaney. Cincinnati semiprofessiona).
First Basemen-W. r.. Jackson. Spo-
kane; John Kading, Chicago Federals;
Fred Beck, Buffalo; Bill Zwilling, St. Jo-
seph. g. @%,' -
Second Basemen-Joln Farrel, Chicago
Federals; John Granan, Lake Forest uni
versity; Leo Kavanaugh. Chicago semi
professional.
Third Baseman-Hollie Zeider, New York
Americans; James Stanley, Chicago Fed
erals.
Sho~rtstop-Joe Tinker. Cincinnati.
Outfielders Al Wickland, Cincinnati:
Cad Coles, Baltimore and Elmira; John
Muncie, University of Minnesota. and Max
Flack. Peoria.
Bill Brennan was appointed chief of
the Federals' umpire staff by Presi-
dent Gilmore.
Courier Democrat. (Langdon, N.D.) 1891-1920, 1914-05-28
WE WILL PRINT THEM
WITNESS SCORED As
PEKlUREEn BY COURT
Judge Refuses to Call Grand
Jury in Bribery Case.

In denying the request Of States
Attorney O. 3. Burtness of Grand
Forks for q special grand jury to
make an inquiry into the charges of
bribery against Tracy r. Bangs and
others in connection with the %acquittal
of McLain Cooper OF murder Judge c..
N. Cooley made a direct charge of
perjury against ]. A. Sullivan, bailiff
in care of the Cooper jury. Sullivan
made the charges of bribery and was
the states star witness.
During the bearing Of Bangs. Sulli-
van said that at one time he received
So from Cooley. then a law partner
OF i'angs. COOLEY charged this state
menJ was q "deliherate perjury He
scored Sullivan as a self-condemned
man.
Judge Cooley bases his refusal to
call & jury On tie contention that the
state law provides methods for as.
semblinG q grand jury and such law
must be coHformed with. The law
provides toT' r~etition OF l0 per cent CT
the legal voters.
Courier Democrat. (Langdon, N.D.) 1891-1920, 1914-05-28

STATE OF NORTH DAKOTA,
Office Of
Commissioner of Insurance
CoMPANY's CERTIFICATE OF AUTHORITY
Whereas, The State Farmers Mutual Hail In
snrance Company, Il co pOratiOn organized un-
der the laws of Minnesota, has filed in this office
q sworn statement exhibiting its condition and
business for the year ending December 81. 1919,
conformable to the + quirements of the laws OF
this state. regulating the business of insurance,
and
Whereas the said company has filed in this
Office a duly certified copy of its charter, with
certificate of organization, IN compliance with
the requirements of the insurance laws afore-
sRid,
Now Therefore 1, w. G, TAYLOR, Commissioner
of Insurance of the State of North Dakota. pur-
suant to the provisions of saidlaws do hereby
certify that the above named company is fully
empowered through its authorized SCENTS 10
transact its appropriate business of Authorized
Insurance in this state according TO the laws
thereof, until the 3lst day of March a. -. 1913.
In testimony whereof | have hereuntu set my
[SEAL, hand and seal at Bismarck Ii.is LIST
day of April. A. D.. 1914
w. G.. TAYLOR.
4547 Commissioner of Insurance.
Courier Democrat. (Langdon, N.D.) 1891-1920, 1914-05-28
A Lesson In CurIino,

Inexperienced Member Ito venerable
skip)-Whats Il patlid. Mr.. Macpher-
Ye ding yer stane cannily. but nae SO
fine as tae hog it. Nae halfin fieS. nor
jinkin' turn. We ken. but tentily. that it
aye gangs snoovin' an %shouthrin'
amang the guards. till straucht as an
elders walk. hogye ia on this vera
tee. When ye'ze dune that. laddie.
ye'ze made patlid. an We may bear tn
gree.-Toronto Globe.
Courier Democrat. (Langdon, N.D.) 1891-1920, 1914-05-28
M'LOUGHLlN REFUSES.
National American Tennis Champion
Will Not Play Abroad.

National American Tennis Champion
Will Not Play Abroad.
Maurice E. Mclaughlin, the Amer
lean tennis champion. cannot spare the
time this year to so to England to play
at Wimbledon in the championships.
THE trip would mean a month of
travelling said Mclaughlin recently,
ito say nothing Of time for practice.
and l don't feel that l can afford it."
In 1913 Mclaughlin won the Win
bledon tournament and the right to
meet Anthony F. Wilding in what is
generally regarded as the worlds
championship match. The great New
Zealander defeated him in a sensa-
tional series. WildiDg will visit the
United States this year as a member
of the Australasian team in quest Of
the Davis international cup.
Courier Democrat. (Langdon, N.D.) 1891-1920, 1914-05-28
A Curious superstition.

Among the superstitions of the Sene-
ca Indians was this most beautiful
one: When a young maiden died they
imprisoned a young bird until it first
began to try its powers of song, and
then, loading it with caresses and mes
sages, they loosed it's bonds over her
grave in the belief that it would not
fold its wings nor close its eyes until it
had flown to the spirit land and deliv-
cred its precious burden of affection to
the loved and lost one.
Courier Democrat. (Langdon, N.D.) 1891-1920, 1914-05-28
HARRY A~CKERLAND.

ACKERLAED.
vas thrown out by the club owners
recently, .Ackerland should prove a de-
cided improvement over Murphy. who
was always a trouble maker.
Courier Democrat. (Langdon, N.D.) 1891-1920, 1914-05-28
Even Worse,

Why do they hate each other 500"
They are rivals"
"Oh. both trying to marry the same
girl. eh? That sort of thing certainly
does arouse Il mans primal passions
"In this case it is worse than that.
They are both trying to marry the
same fortune."-Houston Post.
Courier Democrat. (Langdon, N.D.) 1891-1920, 1914-05-28
TO SUCCEED r P

Harry Ackeriand Will Re President of
the Chicago National Team.
Harry Ackerland, vice president Of
the Chicago National Baseball club,
will be the new president of the organ
ization.
Ackerland will succeed Charles W.
Murphy. the former president. who
Courier Democrat. (Langdon, N.D.) 1891-1920, 1914-05-28
Bsrrett'S Pun.


Lawrence Barrett. though stern and
dignified. could unbend a little occa-
sionally. Once a popular low comedian
proposed a combination with him.
which he declined.
"It would have been an unhappy IL
lustration." said the t%ragedian in relat-
ing it. "of Grin and Barrett"
clustered.
1t was Smiths first Sunday as usher
in church and he was a bit flustered.
Turning to a lady who entered he said.
This way. madam. and I'll sew you
into a sheet.'-Boston Transcript.
Pussy Baby.
Mamma-Nettie. what are you doing
to baby that makes him cry so? Small
Nurse-Oh, he's got fussy because I
tried to open his mouth with your
glove observation-disclosures News.
The elect are those who will and the
nonelect are those who won't.-Henry
Ward Beecher.
Courier Democrat. (Langdon, N.D.) 1891-1920, 1914-05-28
OFFICIAL DIRECTORY.
THE


THE EXECUTIVE:
v vEeslf PTesident TiN@os s M Miison
CABINET OFFICERS.
s sserstsTy of Of S Sta Treasury w iiilMSilld1 e, Il ad Rsseo
Attorney General, ........Jas G.. MacReynolds
Secretary of War:.-.......LindIey M: Garrison
S io IS $ It r. G len Tns Albert br mne e
Secretary of the Interior $50. franklin K Lane
Secretary of Agriculture. David 4. Houston
Secretary Of Commerce. :. William G Rsa f.
UNITED STATES SENATE.
f. =. !: ! G GsSnnn :wabpetaa
CONGRESSMEN.
HIT. Helgeson Milton
George n: Young Valley Clty
L. u. Norton bismarck
FEDERAL OFFICERS.
H 9Enited States States n mst t. Judge. :::.c John r. 4 sSea
United States Attorney 1000. Edward Engerud
CLERK snlesr1hssoafr United aanesa States Court, J !; A NC W;i}iamys
S Sat;eyo R Rene nxam;nar 4 Il y 8 'i1 TSleS
G GaSIeaal o of Custom noanii n3".....J nd LaMourse Jr
STATE SUPREME COURT,
ks Assoc %s.Jje ostices-c. j. Fisk, +. i. BnrrEe, E.
Clerk ofSupreme Court..""...R. D. hoskins
STATE OFFICERS.
Governor. B. Hanna
ACKNOWLEDGEMENT ............. I. kra.bel
State Auditor Carl o. Jorgenson
State Treasurer. ............. Gunder Oison
Attorney General. AndreW Mllier
Sup't Public Instruction ........E p, ): Iayior
Commissioner of Insurance. W. TAYLOR
Commissioner eff Agriculture. ". Z. Gilbreath
Commissioner of Railroads-O. P. N. Anderson,
W. H. Mann, w. H. Stutsman.
DISTRICT COURT
Judge Seventh District.......W j; kneeshaw
Court Stenographer. ......L Laura j. Danhenberg
STATE SENATOR'S.
Eighteenth District. Henry Mclean
Fiftieth District. Chas. w. ram
REPRESENTATIVES,
Eighteenth District. Fred Borusky
Fiftieth District. .............Joh balsdon
COUNTY OFFICERS.
County Auditor. Roh aa% WopR
Clerk of the District Court &C. 5. Robertson
States Attorney = = aF bnrva1
RRe epister Of sfpfpe Deeds .:..... John l.. schwartz
superintendent Of schools. :. Helen J sulliya9
Public Msico1m par HG1s
ConnSy Coroner. DR.. S. e. Gibson
COUNTY COMMISSIONERS.
First Com'r District.."".""..E Elias Porter
lSecond Com'r District ....""..:.E: Mlenecke
Third Com'r District. y. Erickeon
Fourth Com'r District. Lalng
Fifth Com'r District Alex Russell
CITY OFFICERS.
Mavor A. Mcintyre
Aldermen lst Ward ...Jno. Power VIM. Bolton
Aldermen 2nd Ward. r T. Burke, j. Crawford
Aldermen Bird Ward 'Chas...Haugh,J =; b Shggai ara
City Treasurer :J"hn -. Mime
Chief of Police Wilbur -. Drnry
Assessor. -. :. -. ..'.;o
City Attorney. ..............W .. DICKSON
CITY Justice Joseph Power
Police Magistrate McNab
Courier Democrat. (Langdon, N.D.) 1891-1920, 1914-05-28
Land a Federal.

Grover Land. IL catcher last season
with the Cleveland Americans and lat
er with Toledo of the American asso.
citation, has signed with the Indianapo.
lie club Of the Federal league. He said
his contract was for two years.
Courier Democrat. (Langdon, N.D.) 1891-1920, 1914-05-28

I ST. LOUIS BOXER FIGHTS
. SIX MEN IN ONE NIGHT.

i. Eddie Rivoire. the clever well
!. terweight. VIII" made such a ia
. vorable impression in several of
;. his bouts in ST. Lunis. hut most
. of whose boxing is dn,m "a Phil
:. adelphia. is making 4 .ipnen-
!. douS hit in the latter city. and
!. his services are in demand.
: On a recent night Rivoire met
!. six men in the ring of the Broad
: way Athletic club. one round
each, and all Of them had an ad-
: vantage of weight. Despite the
!. unusual handicap. Rivoire came
! through the ordeal with flying
colorS. defeating Joe Brock. Will
. lie White and Artie Fink, bat
: Ting to Il draw with William Ba-
. ker and Al Winters and losing to
: Jimmy Grouse.
The Greenville journal. [volume] (Greenville, Ohio) 1850-1918, 1914-01-01

Despite the chill wintry blast the
two young men decided upon IN after
Moons fishing from Il punt moored i'll
the swift running river.
When they returned their noses
were shrammed with cold but through
1t all they had smile-and Il cree
containing some very small and de
cidedly immature fish.
The young lady-she was sister to
one of the fishermen and the apple of
the eye of the other angler-met them
as they were wriggling out of their
OvercOats
"Ah." she remarked teasingly. $50
you've been fishing again despite the
cold wind Let me see. Fish go in
schools, don't they?"
But why do you ask?" asked the
angler who was not brother to the
lady, but who would have liked to be
something else.
"Er-nothing." she replied demurely.
II was only thinking. Er--you've been
fishing in the infants class. haven't
you"-LondOn Telegraph.