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The Celina Democrat. (Celina, O. [Ohio]) 1895-1921, 1914-06-05
Fewer MlnIna AccIdents.

A statement issued by the state
department Of mines shows that the
fatal accidents in and about the BIZ
luminous coal mines for the three
months ending March 81, 1914, num-
bered 10S as against 1876 for the same
period in 1918. The inside accidents
numbered SO as against 112 and the
accidents on the surface 10 as
against IA.
OF the 9S killed inside during 1914
SO were killed by falls, "a by mine
cars, s BY auftocation from gas, / by
The Celina Democrat. (Celina, O. [Ohio]) 1895-1921, 1914-06-05
Reversed Lever.

Tompkins-What, back already from
your trip around the world? You did
not stay long.
Billkins-I did not go all the way
around. was so pressed for time that
when / got half way around l was
compelled to turn back.
The Celina Democrat. (Celina, O. [Ohio]) 1895-1921, 1914-06-05
cure FOR Hloh cost Of Llvino.

Champaign, nl-The country must
cut down on it's expenditures for cloth.
ing, housing and amusements in or.
der to combat the high cost of living,
according to Dean Davenport of the
University of Illinois in speech here.
The Celina Democrat. (Celina, O. [Ohio]) 1895-1921, 1914-06-05
A Justified Fear.

See the man standing over there,
looking at us? Well, he has rabbits
eye grated on his own"
Good heavens l hope he doesn't
think we have cabbage heads"
The Celina Democrat. (Celina, O. [Ohio]) 1895-1921, 1914-06-05
Monument to Twenty-Fifth New York
Volunteer Cavalry to Be Dedicated
at Battle Cemetery July II.

fense of the National Capital, July IL,
1864
Erected by the State of New York
in Honor of the Twenty-fifth New York
Volunteer Cavalry"
Mr.. Wolff told how the Twenty-ffth
New York Volunteer cavalry came to
be at Fort Stevens on that July day
fifty years ago.
The Celina Democrat. (Celina, O. [Ohio]) 1895-1921, 1914-06-05
An Apt Inferno.

Nurse-Heavens, doctor, patient No.
20 has swallowed his thermometer.
Young Doctor-If his temperature
rises above 104. give him an emetic.
The Celina Democrat. (Celina, O. [Ohio]) 1895-1921, 1914-06-05
Advice for American Girls.

New York.-'Forget the tango and
be up at a. M. milking COWS, is the
advice of Savannah Peate of Chester,
England, TO American girls, if they
want fine compilations. Miss Peate
does it and shoes her own horse, too.
The Celina Democrat. (Celina, O. [Ohio]) 1895-1921, 1914-06-05
Mifs Seeks q nluoros-

New York-Suing for annulment OF
her marriage, Mrs. Sophie T, Erber
charged that her husband tore up her
former decree of divorce and made
her swallow the pieces.
The Celina Democrat. (Celina, O. [Ohio]) 1895-1921, 1914-06-05
A Terrible Blow.

Whats the matter with your hus-
band? He seems to have met with
severe loss. Get caught wrong in the
market?"
mo: l merely gave away the straw
hat he was saving for next summer"
The Celina Democrat. (Celina, O. [Ohio]) 1895-1921, 1914-06-05
On Prlnclnle.

Stude-Don't you ever sweep under
the carpet?
Janitor-Yessuh; l always sweeps
everything under the carpet.-Yale
Record.
The Celina Democrat. (Celina, O. [Ohio]) 1895-1921, 1914-06-05

Teaeher-Tommy. what is net IN
some?
Thomas Flsherman's luck, teacher
Buffalo Express.
The Celina Democrat. (Celina, O. [Ohio]) 1895-1921, 1914-06-05

He-Is your uncle good at golf?
She-Mercy, no! He's very profane.
Boston Evening Transcript.
The Celina Democrat. (Celina, O. [Ohio]) 1895-1921, 1914-06-05
REMARKABLE
CASE Of Mrs. HAM
Declares Lydia E. Pinkham's
Vegetable Compound
Saved Her Life
and Sanity.
Shamrock, MOI feel It my duty
20 tell the public the condition of nv

health before using
your medicine. | had
falling, infamma-
tion and congestion,
fem ale weakness,
pains in both sides,
backaches and bear
ing down pains, was
short of memory,
nervous, impatient,
passed leepless
nights, and h I'D
neither strength nor
The Celina Democrat. (Celina, O. [Ohio]) 1895-1921, 1914-06-05

English 40 sho 10 Spoke.
Knicker--T'm out for prison reform.
Bocker-rm going in for It too.
The Celina Democrat. (Celina, O. [Ohio]) 1895-1921, 1914-06-05

Red Cross Ball Blue makes the laundress
happy, makes clothes winter than snow.
All good grocers. Adv.
The Celina Democrat. (Celina, O. [Ohio]) 1895-1921, 1914-06-05

A man is never too busy 10 listen
when the lady on the dollar talks.
The Celina Democrat. (Celina, O. [Ohio]) 1895-1921, 1914-06-05

Worms expelled promptly from the human
system with Dr. Peery's Yermifuge dead
Shot" Adv.
The Celina Democrat. (Celina, O. [Ohio]) 1895-1921, 1914-06-05

right Frederick Moa and William These
Wilson
the Panama railroad
Pacific railroad California He
in
ordere to proceed Alaska their task
The Celina Democrat. (Celina, O. [Ohio]) 1895-1921, 1914-06-05
Relative Values.

Dunbar-Did the woman who sued
Pollard Doubleday get anything?
Sprague-No; but she got more than
Mrs. Doubleday did.-Judge.
The Celina Democrat. (Celina, O. [Ohio]) 1895-1921, 1914-06-05
ARE you coNsTlPATEp?

Wrlghrs Indian Vegetable Pills have
proved their worth for Is years. Test them
yourself.now. Send for sample 10 81 Pearl
b., New York. ADV.
The Celina Democrat. (Celina, O. [Ohio]) 1895-1921, 1914-06-05
pl2aAsGs a9s sEs EYgYRYT S7sGxIE7Y
Easily Suited.

lastly OUTICUs
"Is that Elias husband?"
"Yes."
"He must be easily suited"
Easily suited! Say, that fellow
would take a round trip in a street car
Just for the ride!" - Cleveland Plain
Dealer.
The Celina Democrat. (Celina, O. [Ohio]) 1895-1921, 1914-06-05

The man who loses is never accused
OF cheating.
The Celina Democrat. (Celina, O. [Ohio]) 1895-1921, 1914-06-05

A bunch of women don't seem TO be
having a very good time unless three
OF four are talking az once.
The Celina Democrat. (Celina, O. [Ohio]) 1895-1921, 1914-06-05
Don't Prosecute
Your Bowels

If we have mean disposition
there's no cure for what ails us.
The Celina Democrat. (Celina, O. [Ohio]) 1895-1921, 1914-06-05

Stating It Correctly.
Owens says it costs him $4,000 a
year to live"
costs him? Costs his creditors"
The Celina Democrat. (Celina, O. [Ohio]) 1895-1921, 1914-06-05

EnH CAFE sO-acre farm In Wexford Co.. Mich
run OALE WellimprOved, and good produ ucer.
VIII Sell at bargain price and ON easy terms. Eor
particulars write FRANK MONTGOMERY, Russe'ile, Oho
The Celina Democrat. (Celina, O. [Ohio]) 1895-1921, 1914-06-05

IS Acre Farm s01s6eP BRGis ssg9 g99G rss1 isRq
bAQ00 per acre j. MEAD, Goreville, Illinois
The Detroit times., 1914-03-24

DR. Henry 8. Smith, House Of Provi-
dence. - years. pneumoaia: Guy w.
Vinton, Traverse City. Mich, 81 years,
pyemia; Arthur Langlois. Children's
Free hospiesi, I month, hamilton: Mar
vim Dine, ss3 Baldwin. : years. pneu-
monia: Lucy Lijswski. 0ek Jos. Cam
pau ~ years. tuberculosis; Reuben X.
Ressler, Harper hospital, ~ years,
pneumonia; Leila ~. Bartlett. 1907
Brush. 20 years. septic Infection: Wa
lsnty Banassak. sls Jos. Campau, IS
years, heart disease; Irene Ibikowski.
b0S Mitchell. s montha, commissions;
william HAmlin. 1885 Fisher. 3 years,
endocarditis: Rose Armery, House OF
Providence. - years, pneumonia; Ern-
est Robin, sec Rivard, ] year. bronchi-
tie; Ansel Prudential. Harper hospital.
30 years. pneumonia: Jane Lavalley
165 Adams east. 70 years, pneumonia;
Theodore Palinske, 1898 McDougall. ]
month, commissions; James A. Johns
ton, Harper hospital. SO years. hemm-
u years, senility:. Mary L. Collins. TAI
lip Chino. is4 Hastinss. months,
pneumonia: Catherine Harrison, l27
J. Bray Sssi isss vinswood. ii years
meningitis: Alice Longworth Dunn
i047 Vinewood. 2 years, diphthsrts;
Elite NJ. Holbrock, Grace hospital, "a
years. peritonftis; Mary Va Salabone
az Maple. 8 months, pneumonia; Fran
ces NJ Evans. $40 Calumet, So years,
bronchitis: Anna c. Todt. $50 Four
teenth, IS years, pneumonia; Herman
Hoenicke. 20 Kinsman. ! month. per-
tuesis.
The Detroit times., 1914-03-24
M'DERMOTT
MUST BE TRIED
BEFORE HOUSE
Mulhall, Emery and John Kirby,
Jr., Must Also Face High
Tribunal
FORMER DETROITER'S
ATTORNEY PROTESTS
Declares Widely Published Find
ings of Lobby Committee
Sufficient Punishment

WASHINGTON. March 24.-That
Rep. McDermott. of Illinois; Martin
Mulhall, Counsel James Emery. and
John Kirby, Jr.. OF the National As
ISOLATION Of Manufacturers, may be
given q formal and PROBABLY lengthy
trial before the bar of the house was
indicated today at hearing before
the judiciary committee regarding
charges disclosed In the lobby in
vestigation.
McDermott's attorney protested
against the plan for censure by the
house. He said the findings OF the
lobby committee, widely published,
had been sufficient punishment. He
said McDermott had not been found
guilty OF corruption.
Emery protested that the commit
tee should not provoke a passage OF
q resolution OF censure without CIV
ing the accused q chance TO be heard
at the bar of the house.
Rep. Macdonald, of Michigan. OF
the house lobby investigators. insist
ed that the house and not the COM
mittee should be the Judge Of the
punishment Of those named in the
lobby reported.
Rep. McDermott was formerly q
Detroit telegraph operator.
The Detroit times., 1914-03-24
BIRTH LIST
BOYS.

O. Champlfn. sos Twelfth: H
SCHNEIDER, 210 Waterloo: w. Boden-
stedt, 1899 Helen; J. Maxim, Samaritan
hospital; N. Malesevitx. 1893 Russell !:
L. Sikorski. 36< Thirty NTH; G. Camp
bell. AZ Butternut II. Berger. 80 Palm
er: w. jeffrey, rs Pitcher; J. Wolff. 445
pistsl; c. Carano. - Cutler; A. stein.
GIL Sixteenth; w. Little, Sei Leiboidt;
G. Smith, woman's hospital; J. White.
1880 Vermont: b. Lewis, s41 Seyburn;
II, Soheland. 36 vanDyke; X. Rybicki.
32l Palmer: w. Sheehy, s33 IAwton; j.
0oodfellow. 70 Missouri; r. Firlik. 1905
Dubois.
GIRLS.
f. Mngel $50 Eighteenth; p. Demay.
114< Bellevue; n Smith. 345 Mitchell;
l. Hawaith. l21 Anderson: ]. Shattock,
267 Hecla: G. sinmona. sherman; J.
Hoidrsth. 343 Fine; X IAk, 1<fS st.
Aubin: A. Mantikoski. 4so Garland; T..
Schultz. sos st. Aubin; J. Elysa. 90
Seventeenth: s. Wantuck. 1895 Camp
bell: ]. 0rabowski. 1As Thirty-third;
J. weishaAr, 645 Belvidere: w. West
ergard. eos Goodwin; W. Litchinsberg 8.
40 Seventeenth; r. Bakrowsky. ST.
Medbury: M Kamlenee. 3SS Palmer: 8.
Polowina. "a Osborn: L. Antonuk. 2S6
CanAsld; J. Schroeder, s07 Arndt: L.
Kank. IS Leslis: q. Eden, 206 Fisher;
]. Kamenskt. 760 Dubois: o. Cursor.
S28 Parker: J. Winokie. 1864 Chene:
A. Henk. 1850 Townsend; j. otenbaker.
100 Ash
The Detroit times., 1914-03-24
MARRIAGE LICENSES

Robert Grant SO; Margaret Prem
tice. 80.
F. w. schwais. SO; Pearl Dunn
pigg, rs.
Albert ". Bowmann. -. Toledo. O.;
Ernestine Hoinig, -, Detroit
piomeds Santini. 80; Ann CAracci, rs
William Henar. IS; Louise Kilgus
VIM; st. Mary. rs: sadie Hutohin-
son. 81.
John schuhols, %; Rose Katsr. 90.
Campbell, ~, BEDFORD.
Arden Handry. -; Margaret Deuel.
A. Bertram Fraser. sos Pearl But
Ter, 20.
Charles Gottschalk, 50, Hamtramck
EVA Dearinger. 20. Detroit.
Robert Bennett, 20; Helen v. Rosa
10.
Frank schram. Al: Caledonia Mar.
shall. az.
George Blimks. -. Toledo. o.: DORIS
Harry Meisnsr. 80; sadie Freed.
George Dolan. 20; Helen Mallory. "a
Lawrence Walker. 80; Bell Gambler
~.
Alyah Thornton. Sc; Efns Hammer. Is
The Detroit times., 1914-03-24
TAKE NO ACTION IN
FITZPATRICK CASE

The directors of the Central Saw.
ings/ bank met at noon, Tuesday. but
took no action on the petition of sew.
eral professional and business men
who deal with the Grand River-ave.
branch for the reinstatement Of
Thomas J. Fitzpatrick as manager Of
the branch. Fitzpatrick Is accused Of
having assisted in defrauding the
bank of about $4,000 In connection
with dealings with Lyman d. Bur
nett. proprietor OF the Fourteenth
ave. Horse Market. The directors say
that they regard the matter as a
closed incident. which means that Mr..
Fitzpatrick will not be reinstated,
and that they will allow the law 10
take its course.
The Detroit times., 1914-03-24

DIED
FRENCH--March 20. at 62S Fifteenth
French. and mother of Mrs. Ethel
p Stone and Mrs. Myrtle c. Rodey.
Funeral services from residence
Wednesday at l p. m. Funeral car.
FAsBENDER-March 20. Gertrude
aged 81 years. beloved wife OF John
der and Mrs. Adolph Bunkelman. Flu
neral from residence, 1853 Crane
ave, Wednesday. March Is, ut $3.50
to Church OF Nativity ut a. IN.
HACKETT--March 20. 1914. at resi-
dence. AL Fourth have. Christiana
Honore. aged 70 years. widow OF the
late Capt. Thomas Hackett. beloved
mother of Percy r., Thomas H.. Nor
man and Augusta NJ. Hackett, Fu-
neral services private.
X ALTZ-March 20. Gertrude. aged sc
years. beloved wife OF Matthew A.
Warren township. Thursday. March
&c at $50; to 81 Clemens church.
Center line. at a. m
LEONA %, at the residence
OF her daughter Mrs, George w
Edge No 60 Burdeno-st., Esther J..
Leonard. loving mother OF Mrs. Geo
~ Edge. Mrs. Peter Redmond and
Mrs Frank Pantle aged - years
Funeral Thursday at s:3O from resi-
dence Interment family lot. Mood
MGovERN-M March %. 1919. at resi-
dence Of her sister. Mrs. VIM. G.,
o'Brien OF 1924 Trumbull-ave.. Sa-
rah McGovern sister OF John Me-
y Govern and Mrs VIM G. o'Briep
Funeral Thursday AZ a. vi. from
residence and at Holy Rosary
church
NEINER~- March o. George, aged ~
wears, beloved husband OF Helen AMI
father of Charles George. Dorothy.
Raymond Norman and Loretta Nein-
err Funeral from residence 20 Com
ger-st.. Thursday ct a;30. to 80. An
thongs church az 10 a. M.
PoWERS--March 80 1914. Daniel r.
Powers. died suddenly at home OF
his sister. Mrs. Tice. at 10 Sproat-
st. Funeral hervices at Weich un-
dertaking establishment 81 Forest
ave east. Wednesday, 10 a. an. ....
RUTHENBERG--Ai aged 81 years.
March 81 1914. at the residence OF
his parents. 72t Scotten-ave Flu.
neral from residence. .. IN. Thurs
day.
The Detroit times., 1914-03-24
Died..

DIED. Ntf
BoYLE--Mareh 22. 1914, Mt residence.
5ss Twenty -fourth-st.. Mary Boyle.
tnee McAdams). widow OF the late
bartholomew Boyle and mother OF
Nellie and the late Francis Boyle.
Funeral Wednesday from residence
at o'clock and ST. vincent's church
at $3.50.
CoONEY--March ~. 1914. at her resi-
dence, l0l2 Lafayette blvd. east.
Mrs. John Cooney, widow Of John
Thomas A. w. and George Cooney.
Funeral Wednesday from residence
at $50 and to Our Lady OF Help
church At o'clock, Burial ut Mt.
Olivet
90. 1914. at his home on
Twelfth-st.. Greenfield Andrew. be-
loved husband OF Mary Giles. aged ~
years Funeral Thursday at q. m.
from Blessed Sacrament church.
HARCOURT-March 20, 1914, at Provi-
dence hospital. aged 50 years. John
E.. beloved father OF James Har-
court. Mrs. Verne RIPLEY. brother
OF William. Thomas. James. Richard.
Mrs. NJ. NJ. Ryan. Mrs. Frederick
ttce OF funeral later.
ACKNOWLEDGMENT 90, at her resi-
dence. 211 TwentIeth-st., Florence.
aged 81 years. widow OF the late Al
bert Ramsdell and mother OF Mrs
Thomas Cunningham. Funeral We'd
nesday ut p. m. from house.
LIMBAcH--March 80, Mrs. Northwood
Rolls Llmbach. Funeral services
Wednesday at q. m from sister
home. l65 California ave. Intsrment
At Chatham. Ont
The Detroit times., 1914-03-24
OLD AND YOUNG
WOMEN in FIGHT
Grandmother Resents Grand
daughters Testimony and
Rolls on Floor With Her

A terrific battle between q woman
80 years old, and her 20-year-old
granddaughter was staged In the
court OF domestic relations, Tuesday
morning. and the two women went TO
the floor in wild melee of blows,
curses and screams, while hairpins
and bits of dress goods Uttered the
mosaic.
Deputy Sheriffs Moore and Pilarski
rushed into the thick OF the struggle.
and after few minutes Of pulling
and hauling, the two women were
separated and led from the court
room, a stream OF profanity issuing
from the lips OF the aged woman, who.
a few minutes before. had declared
she could not talk English.
Peter Schxerpa was In court on a
charge OF non-support. His wife's
grandmother Mrs. Catherine Schi-
manski, OF No. 965 Orleans.st.. was
taking the part OF her grand son-in-
law, and the court was puzzled over
the unusual situation. He asked the
wife, who Is young, pretty and plump,
why her grandmother stood up for
her husband rather than her own
blood relation.
We'll, grandmother gets drunk,
too" said Mrs. Schzerpa. He gives
her liquor and that's why she is so
strong for him."
The grandmother who up to this
time had chartered in Polish, and
looked dumb when English was
spoken, sprang to her feet.
you are liar" she screamed and
a stream OF profanity began. Then
In spite OF her wrinkles and her bent
form. she sprang at the astounded
granddaughter and dealt her vicious
blow In the face. a second and third
blow followed. The granddaughter
defended herself, while the Judge
pounded for order and called for dep.
uty sheriffs.
After the two had been taken into
the hall and soothed to a normal
state Of mind, they were called into
court again and given lecture. The
aged grandmother drew the major
portion Of the Judges wrath.
The Detroit times., 1914-03-24
PAIR ADMIT THEY
ARE SALOON BANDITS

Frank Frehafer. alias Walter Will
|liams, and Frank Miller. who was cap
|tured while trying comic opera hold.
up on Ben Rubin In the latter's Brush
1t. store, confessed to the detectives,
Monday. that they were members OF
the gang which held up George Lish-
kewits In his saloon at No. 1904 West
JeRerson,ave, last Tuesday night, and
Frehafer admitted that he was the one
Pwho shot the saloonkeeper In the arm.
They declared, though, that Walter
&Smith and Joe Summers, arrested with
IFrohafer In the room at No. 143 La
fayette-blvd., had no part in the hold
up.
Frehafer and Miller also confessed
that they had held up and robbed
John b. Kremer, Of No. 278 st. Paul.
ave, and Joseph Callahan. living on
Dearborn.rd.
Kremer had identified watch found
In Frohafers pocket.
The Detroit times., 1914-03-24
SALOON MEN SUMMONED
FOR COMMITTEE GRILL

~ The following saloonkeepers have
Men notified to appear before the
committee on liquor regulation. We'd
nssday morning, 10 O'Clock, and an
swer questions relative TO their ap-
plications for saloon licenses: Omer
De Cleru, No. 80 Bates-st.: Hugo
schuitslsr. No. 1856 Bates-st.. John w.
Proctor, No. 152 Randolph-st.: Ed
ward r. Cook. No. ZIG Beaubien-st.;
otto H. schneider No. 1876 Beaubien'
St: John w. Curtis, No. 534 st. An.
toinest.: Dennis q. Walters. No. 273
Sccond-ave.; Alphonse Reynaert. No
i12 Woodbridge-st. west; Robert J,
Alslns. No. 253 Hastinss-st.; Joseph
IL CaroIan, No. 20 Abbottst.i james
HCmarito. No. 81 Brush-st.i Henry w
Burton. No. 1873 Cass-ave.; Henry
Beck. No. "a Congress-st. west: John
Kosiel. West Jeferson-ave. and
hYdome-st.. Simon Kucinski. No. IS
fhirty.shird-st.: Mr.. Smith. 799 Fort
Vt. west; A. W. Lohs. No. 7ss Fort
Ut. west
The Detroit times., 1914-03-24
MILITARY men
I'm WINDSOR ARE
MUM ON ULSTER
Lips Sealed az Result of ScOld-
ing Sam Hughes Received \
In Parliament
MILITIA HEAD WAS
RAKED OVER GOALS
And Now Nothing Can Pry
~ Solitary Word Out Of His
Subordinates

II you want to know what the Essex
Frsiliers are thinking about the situa-
ton In Ulster, consult fortune teller.
An oracle. or the weather man. Don't
DO % foolish a. to ask Fusilier--es-
pecially after the unfortunate occur
renee IN the Canadian parliament q
few days ago.
Col e. 8. Wigle. commander OF the
F'usiliers. was asked, Tuesday. what
he thought about Ulster.
VT can't say q word; ! can't say q
word he repeated. In mournful
chant. mo. sir: can't say word:
can't say word"
The croak OF Mr.. Poe's raven, whose
vocabulary was limited to Never
npre," was NO more lugubrious than
No phrase OF Col. Wigie. nor more
monotonous.
Il can't say a word" said Col. Wigie
again. Then he varied the refrain:
You see. I'm concerned with the mill.
tia. None Of Us can say word. 1t
wouldn't do. you know
why not!"
Well, certain man In Ottawa, con-
|nected with the militia. had ventured
to say something about the situation
In Ulster. Col. Wigle explained. ana
the newspapers had demanded what
he meant. and parliament had demand
led what he meant. and the entire pop
|ulatiOn of Canada had demanded what
he meant, and there were rumors that
post OF the British empire had de-
handed what he meant. And Col. WI
gbe doesn't care to be quixzed by the
British empire.
It was Col. Sam Hughes to whom
Col. Wigle referred, though he men,
toned no names. Col. Hughes Is re-
ported to have sent word to Ulster
that the Canadian government would
interpose no opposition II 1000 Cana
dams went across to fight for Ulster.
Somebody In the Canadian parliament
got up and wanted to know II Col.
Hughes had really said Il; and he ven
|tured the assertion that IL Col. Hughes.
who II minister OF militia and a prom
inent Orangeman, had said those
words, Q new minister would have to
De appointed. Boys rushed about Yell
es>as considerable excitement.
% COt. WlBIe. hau goOu reason Ior
repeating. II can't say word" And
he added: Il don't think you will And
any Of the ofncers Of the militia who
will say anything. don't think the
men Will say anything. 4 don'tsthmk
{ hat any Of the former ofhcers will
Ay anything. You might find a pri-
|vate citizen who will talk-but for us.
lie wouldn't do: It wouldn't do"
The Detroit times., 1914-03-24
DISREsPECTFUL HORSE
BUMPS INTO DEPOT CAR

Possessed Of absolutely no respect
for age or traditions. q horse at.
o>ched to milk wagon owned by
HNns Dusschere. Of No. 2SS LeMay-
ave-. tried to run over one Of our two
Depot line cars, Tuesday morning.
The Joyous Information on the po-
lice report Of the affair, however.
shows no damage to the ancient and
hoary street car, but mentions the
Tact that the milk wagon suffered a
loss OF about e26. The horse WAS not
arrested.
The depot car was creaking It's
way from the Jefferson line barns
shortly before 8 O'Clock. Tuesday
morning. when the rude horse gazed
,scornfully on the aged vehicle, and
charged.
Those who have learned to love the
two old cars that alternately trip
from Grand River-ave., to the depots,
will be pleased to learn that the car
cscaped injury.
The Detroit times., 1914-03-24
LUCKING TO TALK ON
"PRICE MAINTENANCE"

Alfred Lucking will speak on
Price maintenance" at the monthly
meeting and supper Of the Detroit As.
ISOLATION Of Credit Men, Tuesday
evening, In the Elliott.Taylor-Wo olfen-
den cafe. Mr.. Lucking recently ap.
peared before the judiciary COMMITTEES
OF the house Of representatives IN
Washington, and before the inter
state and foreign commerce commit
tee OF the house, as counsel for the
Ford Motor Co., Of Detroit, and in hts
talk to the credit association, Tues.
day evening, he will present many OF
the arguments placed before these
committees. Henry b. Joy, Of the
Packard Motor Car CO., and chairman
of the Lincoln highway, will also be
guest Supper will be served at
$50 o'clock, and the speeches will
follow.
The Detroit times., 1914-03-24
Classified | Cent 314.,
Rates. / a Word

-. Cash with order. II charged. 70 .
No. transient advsrtising inserted
for less than Ice with cash: 10c if
charged. per insertion
oc snc .oovs rates aPply to al ciasei;
Thanks. Obituaries. Meeting Notices
And All Ads preceding Male Help.
births. Deaths. Cards OF Thanks and
MS Me- Ncsicss-Minim1m chargs. go
word
Personais-AinImum charge, soc; 900
The Detroit times., 1914-03-24
ELLIS BEGINS HIS
PRISON SENTENCE

JOLIET, ILL.,, March 24.-Chewing
the end OF a cigar. William Cheney
Ellis. once wealthy Cincinnati manu-.
facturer. walked behind the big gates
OF the illinois state prison here today,
was enrolled as convict $500 and be-
gan serving his sentence OF l5 years
for the Staying OF his beautiful wife,
Eleanor Hosea Ellis. In the Hotel Sher-
man. Chicago.
Ellis complained to reporters at the
prison that he had gotten q raw deal
from everybody but the jury. He will
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The Detroit times., 1914-03-24
CAR CREW FAILS TO
HELP INJURED WOMAN

Knocked down by a street car at
First-st. and Grand River-ave.. Mon.
day afternoon, Mrs. Agnes Weller
Vas badly cut about the head. and
the car crew, II Is said. went about
their business, while citizens who
rushed to the assistance OF the in
jured woman called a police auto and
lad her conveyed to st. Mary's hos.
pital. Mrs. Weller Is 80 years old.
and resides at No. GO Dufiieldst.
The Detroit times., 1914-03-24

Although she is only thirty-one
years old. Mrs Winfield Stoner. OF
Quarryville. Pa. IS the mother OF nine
children. and in competition with
$50 others she was proclaimed the
champion cake baker.