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The Parisian. (Paris, Tenn.) 1907-1962, 1914-08-14

General Election above official
while the figures the Primaries for Congress and Repn
COUNTY BOARD OF EDUCATIONA the general election Aug
6h the following elected members of the County School Board:
W. school district Godby;
district Hooper, fourth school district John Richardson
fifth school district H. H. Tharpe
The Parisian. (Paris, Tenn.) 1907-1962, 1914-08-14
Colt Show.

We will hold our annual Colt
Show at Whitlock on Sept. IL.
$ R. BoMAR,
T. H. WrrtFLoCK.
The Parisian. (Paris, Tenn.) 1907-1962, 1914-08-14
Favorite in Madison.

Jackson, Tenn, Aug. IL. Gen..
T. C. Rye, Democratic nominee
for governor, expressed while in
this city as being confident of
victory this fall. Gen Rye was
here to attend the funeral of
Judge E. L. Bullock. Gen. Rye
is a great favorite in Madison
county, and it is predicted that
he will get an old-time Demo-
cratic majority in November.
The Parisian. (Paris, Tenn.) 1907-1962, 1914-08-14

The county fairs at Murray,
KY, and Union City, have been
postponed till next year.
The Parisian. (Paris, Tenn.) 1907-1962, 1914-08-14

]. M. Porter went to Slaugh-
ter, La, Sunday.
The Parisian. (Paris, Tenn.) 1907-1962, 1914-08-14
White Dove Flour

May be obtained from
j. I. Gathn
J, <. Green, j. j. Nelson,
Howard & Jobe, Scates,
Caldwell & Co.
The Parisian. (Paris, Tenn.) 1907-1962, 1914-08-14

White Dove Flour
Sold by ]. D. and R P Err
win, Hill & Hancock, w. w.
Lewis. VIM. Turner & Son.
Hill & Carter, Mike Frazier
West Virginia argus. [volume] (Kingwood, W. Va.) 1877-1946, 1914-05-14
L arm ano
Garden
PLANNING THE FARMSTEAD.

Suggestions That Will Save limo and
Money For the Farmer.
There is perhaps no place and prob
ably no line OF work that Is more loose
ly or poorly planned than some OF the
farmsteads OF this country, says II. II.
Colby In tho Dairy Farmer.
When you realize that the farm IL
manufacturing plant, when one takes
into consideration that here the raw
materials-the soil, the seeds. the crops,
the animals-all are products that are
TO be used either as n mcans OF manu-
featuring the highest class quality OF
human food or rs food itself, then one
will realize the Importance OF so ar
ranging the farmstead that the work
can be carried on most conveniently
and economically.
Frequently there are natural condl-
lions that must be taken into consid-
Grafton in laying out place OF this
kind. but with the present day meth
DDS OF building and equipping 1t Is pos
sible to overcome almost anything OF
this kind without serious inconvenience
and when once It is arranged remem-
Der It must stand for years. 1t is
mistake TO try TO economic time that
will mean few dollars or little work
that will occupy day or two when
building IS I'm process and then spend
ten or fifteen minutes every day for
the next twenty years. simply because
this saving was made in the first place.
1t Is important that the products OF
the farm should be handled In such a
West Virginia argus. [volume] (Kingwood, W. Va.) 1877-1946, 1914-05-14
The Busy Mans Romance,

he was very busy man, and she
was very pretty girl. She insisted
upon having a love letter every day.
She got II.
"You write the loveliest letters,
dearr' she said. "And when you are
so very. very busy all the time / think
Il is splendid of you to think Of mer'
Il don't forget you" he replied. my
secretary has instructions to write you
letter for me to sign every morning.
He Is a most efficient and capable
young man"
"And you don't know how greatly
j appreciate the flowers you send me
every week"
I'm glad you get them. / told my
secretary TO make a memo, to send
you some every Saturday"
How systematic! And it is so
thoughtful Of you to think Of the plays
Hike best and the books prefer"
Its a pleasure to know you are
pleased. My secretary gets the tick
cts and picks out the books. He is a
very capable fellow"
Two months later the very busy
man said:
Hang him! / don't mind so much
his clipping with my fiancee, but how
In thunder can I break in another sec
fetaryT
West Virginia argus. [volume] (Kingwood, W. Va.) 1877-1946, 1914-05-14
- The
Scrap Book
eurleson and bad. Eenee.

When Postmaster General Burleson
was a member OF the house he rushed
into his committee room one day and
announced that he had at last obtained
the iron fence around the old Penn
sylvania station In Washington.
A cub reporter who happened TO be
present wrote a story about the fence
and after stating the facts expressed
the opinion that It would soon adorn
one OF the public parks in Burleson's
district In Texas.
The Texas correspondents wired the
story to their papers, and soon Burle-
son was deluged with kilograms.
Encountering the cub reporter. Bur
Lesson angrily demanded to know what
he had written about the fence.
whats the matterT' Innocently
asked the reporter.
whats the matter?" shouted Bur
Lesson. Il paid S125 for that fence at
public auction; l paid 500 TO have It
painted black and have the tops gild.
ed; paid $50 freight on It to my
home In Austin, Tex, where It was
to be placed on my home grounds.
What's the matter? Why, now I've
got to give the consarned thing awayr'
Washington Star.
West Virginia argus. [volume] (Kingwood, W. Va.) 1877-1946, 1914-05-14
cANTELoUPEs GROWING on PORCH.

cANTELoUPEs GROWING on PORCH
way that they will begin Mt one end
OF the plant and come out finished
article at the other end. For example:
The dairy barn will be In one place,
the milk house where the cream is to
be handled and the milk is to be sep
arated may be n considerable distance
from that, and the calf and hog barns,
where the sklmmllk is to be fed will
be equally distant In another direction.
There Is no reason why the farm
should not be planned in such n way
that the milk can be taken directly
from the barn to the milk house and
from there to the hog house and calf
barn and henhouse without duplicating
the path back TO the stable or without
running back and forth.
DO not think that the Dairy Farmer
advocates the close proximity OF the
milk house TO either the COW stable or
the hog house II the very best OF pre-
cautions are not used TO prevent con-
terminating the milk and cream with
odors common to these buildings. But
buildings may be conveniently arrang.
ed. This is done I'm very many OF the
best farm plants, but IL is not to be
recommended indlscriminately. for too
often the help becomes careless Of
those little precautions that prevent
contamination OF the product from
outside sources. But IL the milk house
is properly arranged, so the milk can
be taken from the COW barn and the
skimmilk delivered directly to the 9TH
er barns and the cream put away care
fully where it will be free from any
odors or influences that would cause
1t to deteriorate, there can be n great
economy OF work about the barns.
Frequently one finds the farmer in
feeding his cattle carrying the feed
back and forth over the same path
when the feed rooms could be so ar
ranged that one process would answer
the purpose better. Just bear few
OF these things I'm mind when you are
rearranging your farm. When you are
getting the stables and the feed room
ready 20 handle the herd during the
winter Just see IF there isn't some lit
tie simple way I'm which you can
change things so ms 10 economic on
the work that will be done during the
winter. Remember that one or two
minutes saved each day amounts to
considerable during the year. not only
in time. but IN labor and effort. u is
these little conveniences. these little
attentions 70 detail. that make farm
work easier and relieve ~ Of the drudg-
cry and that PIT II ON n plane above
the manual labor ~ which so many
are prone 10 rclegate g. Just remem-
Der a few Of these hints and adapt
them 90 your needs It Il not the In
tentOn 20 make any hard and fast
rules. because every farmstead has It's
own problems OF management 90 meet,
and they can be met only by the men
who are on the ground AMI who know
Just what these conditions are.
West Virginia argus. [volume] (Kingwood, W. Va.) 1877-1946, 1914-05-14
Took Him at His Word.

The late King Edward, who so high
~ appreciated wit, even when, as
sometimes happened, the joke went
against himself, was once very neatly
scored orr by lady whom later he
deservedly esteemed for her many
good works. She had just been pre-
sented to him and was somewhat nerv-
GUS To put her Mt her ease his mai
esty said, "Oh, Miss -, l want TO
have long chat with you, but IL
should unfortunately bore you pray
tell me So" The king, who was an
adroit cross examiner, wished to as
certain the young lady's age. which he
had no intention OF divulging. You
have already said you were born at
-" said the monarch. MAY / ask
In what year?' "You bore me, sirr'
was the smiling reply, and his majesty
took the checkmate In the greatest
good humor.
West Virginia argus. [volume] (Kingwood, W. Va.) 1877-1946, 1914-05-14
|D5eSIZfTCHEN'
|&usa(oUPBOARD|
MAYS WITH DRIED nEsE.

Tn most households dried beef Is an
emergency food. IL Is so conven-
lent TO have IL In the pantry for
| luncheon or tea In case there Is a
shortage OF other food or an unexpected
guest drops I'm.
Cold dried beef with slices OF hard
boiled egg and some sprigs OF parsley
makes nice filing for sandwiches.
Served on Toast.
Shaved Dried Beef.--Slice the dried
beef very finely into n dish on the back
| OF the stove. Cover with cold water
and let It soak until the meat has
swelled TO its normal size. The water
| should then be allowed TO heat very
gradually. Before It bolls pour OF and
substitute n cupful OF cream. Instead
OF cream a cupful OF milk boiled with
| a teaspoonful OF butter and a pinch OF
pepper and thickened with n table
spoonful OF -four may be used.
Creamed Dried Beef.-Melt two ia
blespoonfuls OF butter In small
saucepan and when bubbling hot add
n tablespoonful OF -four. Let the -four
cook and then slowly add cupful OF
rich milk. stir and cook this roux I'M
I'll IL is smooth and creamy. Then add
a cupful OF dried beef which has been
shredded and freed from gristle. Sea-
son with celery salt and black pepper.
Heat the beef thoroughly I'm the sauce.
Have ready half n dozen small slices
OF thin, crisp, buttered toast, well
Drowned. Put the beef In spoonfuls
on the toast and garnish with parsley.
Cooked With Eggs.
Breakfast Beef.-Take butter the size
OF an egg, put it into the frying pan
and let It brown. Then add the sliced
dried beef, which should have been
pulled into small pieces. Let the meat
fry for n few minutes. then add n cup
full of water and let boil n few minutes.
Drain and add quart OF milk. When
this begins to boil add three table
spoonfuls OF -four which has been re-
duced to paste with milk. Serve with
slices of hard boiled egg and parsley.
Dried Beef and Tomatoes.-If you
can get fresh tomatoes slice FIVE and
dust them with flour. Take table
spoonful OF butter, put It into n pan
and when melted add tho tomatoes,
stirring until smooth. Cook for five
minutes. Then take half n pound OF
dried beef which has been Clipped
very thin and add to the tomatoes.
Let them simmer for n few minutes
and then serve.
West Virginia argus. [volume] (Kingwood, W. Va.) 1877-1946, 1914-05-14
lauahtar and T.ara-

One OF London's bright young jour
halists who went TO interview Mime.
Sarah Bernhardt recently tried 20 con-
verse with the great actress in her
own language. His French was so
bad, however, that at last, In despair.
madame switched the conversation
into English.
She speaks English fairly well. but
after minute or two she made bad
biunder, and the journalist was IN
able 10 restrain n smile
why do you IaughT madame asked
him.
"rm awfully sorry" be apOlogized;
but as a matter OF fact, your Eng
fish made me laugh a little"
-Mon Diem" gasped madame: my
English made you laugh little. Bot
your French made me weep a lot"
West Virginia argus. [volume] (Kingwood, W. Va.) 1877-1946, 1914-05-14
Lodge Directory
BROWN LODGE. No. SO. k. OF p.

BROWN LODGE. No. 80. X. OPP.
Lodge meets every Tuesday evening. O. H.
Buckiew. c. g. G. NJ Jackson,K. of X. & S. Visit
ing brothers always welcome.
!. O. o. f.. No TOT
Lodge meets every Friday night wilbert I.iston
N q. j. Slidell Brown. Secretary. An invitation
extended to all visiting brothers
PRESTON LODGE. No. 90. a. f. & A. NJ.
Lodge meets first and third Monday nights OF
each month. All visiting members welcome. r..
+. Martin. Master; Kenneth Hanst. Secretary.
PREsroN's PRIDE. ID. or r., No. 17i
Meets second and fourth Thursday nights In
each month. Mrs. w. l.. Lenhart. N. c. Hrs
Matte Field. Sec'y. Come and see us.
MODERN wooDMEN OF AMERICA
Camp No. 7i73
Meets first and third Thursday In each month
DIR. Il. A. Rees. " G. Arch Schaeffer. Secretary.
WooDMEN OF THE woRLD-Birch Camp. No 81.
Meets second and fourth Monday evening in
each month. $. II. Wilson. G. .. S. j. Sterling
Clerk
West Virginia argus. [volume] (Kingwood, W. Va.) 1877-1946, 1914-05-14


with a severe case of organic weakness.
| had backache, pains in my hips and
over my kidneys, headache, dizziness,
lassitude, had no energy, limbs ached
and was always tired. was hardly
able 70 do my homework. i had taken
Lydia F.. Pinkham's Vegetable Com
pound on one other occasion, and IL had
helped me 50 took 1t again and it has
built me up, until now feel like a new
woman. You have my hearty consent
TO use my name and testimonial in any
way and hope it will benefit suffering
women. Mrs. ORPHA TURNER, 431 s.
Wayne St, Piqua, Ohio.
Women who are suffering from those
distressing ills peculiar TO their sex
should not doubt the ability Of Lydia T..
Pinkham's Vegetable Compound TO re-
store their health.
II you want special advice
write to Lydia II. PiDkham Med
icine Co., (confideDtiaI) Lynn,
Mass. Your letter will he opened,
read and answered by n woman
and held i'm strict confidence,
West Virginia argus. [volume] (Kingwood, W. Va.) 1877-1946, 1914-05-14
The Little Things of Life.

Around the little things OF life
A world OF storm and sunshine lies,
Yet those too busy seldom sec
The tired look In other eyes
Around the little things OF life
A wealth OF loving mem'ries center.
And Joys undreamt OF by tho world
The humblest dwelling places enter.
Around the little things of life.
Connected by thread so slender,
Are long lost smiles and bygone tears
Which helped 10 make our hearts more
tender.
Alas. how many things in life
Are those OF which we cannot boasti
Actions and words we think our best
How poor and weak they are at mosti
More full OF love. oh. may they be,
Less full OF self as In tho pasti
Help us. dear Lord. to offer thee
- More perfect little things" at last.
M Wayman
West Virginia argus. [volume] (Kingwood, W. Va.) 1877-1946, 1914-05-14
Isllsxrand and Jossnhlrs.

Talieyrsnd, the notorious French
statesman, friend OF Napoleon and am
bassador at the English court, was de-
signed for a military career. but an &C
cident, when one year old. rendered
him q cripple for life. His cunning
cieverness, political penetration, sdroit
intrigues and ingenious subterfuges
we're vebemently opposed by the en-
perors wife, Josephine, who energeti-
os1iy denounced him as a Cursed Grip
pie"
West Virginia argus. [volume] (Kingwood, W. Va.) 1877-1946, 1914-05-14
Wonderful Human stomaoh.

The human stomach as diagrammed
In the encyclopedia resembles the
map Of South America. and as a
Potentially exercises the revolution.
airy characteristics OF that realm. II
varies In size; IN youth being longer
than thick. and reaching from the
chin to the heels, in ripe maturity be-
Ing thicker than long, and reaching
from the back two feet beyond the
natural plumb line.-American Maya
zine
West Virginia argus. [volume] (Kingwood, W. Va.) 1877-1946, 1914-05-14
Giddx Girl.

In Mr.. Thorold's Life of Henry La
bouchere" this story is quoted: The
Grand Duchess OF Tuscany had a ven
cradle maid OF honor about seventy
years OF age. She had piercing black
eyes and looked like an old post chaise
painted up and with new lamps. "How
old do you think amp she once ask
ed me with a simpering smile that
caused my blood to run cold. / hest
tated and then said, Twenty" "Flat-
terer," she replied, tapping me with
her fan. 81 am twenty-five"
West Virginia argus. [volume] (Kingwood, W. Va.) 1877-1946, 1914-05-14
County Directory
CIRCUIT COURT.

CIRCUIT COURT.
Neil Fortney. Judge. Kingwood.
John w. Watson. Clerk, kingwood.
McotingS-For Preston County-Third Tuesday
IN March; Second Tuesday in June; First Tues
day in December at Kings God
COUNTY COURT
KinRwood District-B. L. Brown. Kingwood.
Portland-Calvir DeBerry. Terra Alta.
Reno-A. L. Sidwell, Tunnelton
Lyon-Hayes Sapp. NcwburR
Valley-Bert II. Gibson. Masontown
Grant-M. III. King Bruceton
Pleasant-JOhn T.. jenkins, Morgans Glade
Uniou-Lec Winters. Aurora
MectngS-First Monday in January LIST Mon-
day IN April: End Monday In July: LIST Monday In
October.
Bert I. Gibson, President. Masontown
Ed G. Everly. Clerk. Kingwood
A. G.. HUGHES. Prosecuting Attorney, Kipgwood
Foster Hartman. sheriff Kingwood
West Virginia argus. [volume] (Kingwood, W. Va.) 1877-1946, 1914-05-14
Australia sun un.. plorsd.

u IS curious 10 realize that vast
parts Of the British empire have
never been seen by British eyes OF
the eyes Of any white man. Nearly
a quarter OF Auftrqiia IS stnl unex-
plored, mainly IN the west, where tho
population averages only one person
ia every twenty miles.
West Virginia argus. [volume] (Kingwood, W. Va.) 1877-1946, 1914-05-14

"a bad mess" declared the junior
partner. Lot Of urgent mail 70 be
answered and the typewriter has just
left" The Office boy Is always fool.
ing around that machine" suggested
the senior partner. Put him in now,
and let's see what he can DO as a
pineh-hitter - Pittsburgh Post.
West Virginia argus. [volume] (Kingwood, W. Va.) 1877-1946, 1914-05-14

Pinkham's Vegeta-
bic Compound the
prais e it deserves,
for / have taken it
at different times
and it always re-
lieved m G W h en-
other m edicin @ 8
failed, and when /
hear a woman com
plain | always rec
ommend it. Lastwin-
tor una attach oil
West Virginia argus. [volume] (Kingwood, W. Va.) 1877-1946, 1914-05-14

A lighthouse keeper met n girl.
They loved at their first meeting.
They wed. and then he took his pearl
And went to light housekeeping.
Cincinnati Enquirer.
West Virginia argus. [volume] (Kingwood, W. Va.) 1877-1946, 1914-05-14

"My wife made II hot for me this
morning"
"How was that?"
81 insisted on her getting up to build
the fire."-Judge.
West Virginia argus. [volume] (Kingwood, W. Va.) 1877-1946, 1914-05-14
.ss.>~M6~~~/

Wife-Do you know. have a very
small mouth. In the glass 1t doesn't
look large enough to hold my tongue.
Husband (testily)-It isn't! - Stray
Stories
West Virginia argus. [volume] (Kingwood, W. Va.) 1877-1946, 1914-05-14
Two Side. 20 tha ahl.la-

The Cincinnati Enquirer says that
married men 1--we longer than bachel-
ors because - IS 50 easy for the for.
mer % increase their pleasures When
they strike a streak OF luck they feel
twice a. fine as bachelors because
they add their wife's joy 90 their
own soDhisucal argument, which
sounds well enough ns long as you
suppress the fact that bad luck goes
d. 8ble, too.
West Virginia argus. [volume] (Kingwood, W. Va.) 1877-1946, 1914-05-14

wish / were an artist.
I'd keep the boys from fiirtin'.
For when they got too fresh with me
I'D simply draw the curtain.
st. Louis POST Dispatch.
West Virginia argus. [volume] (Kingwood, W. Va.) 1877-1946, 1914-05-14

mo matter what happens To- that
woman. she can always put NJ >tiff
front"
mo wonder: she's laundress. -
Baltimore American.
West Virginia argus. [volume] (Kingwood, W. Va.) 1877-1946, 1914-05-14
FEELS like
A new WOMAN
AS Lydia E. Pinkham's Vege.
table Compound Dispelled
Backache, Headaches
and Dizziness.

Piqua, Ohio. -" 1 would be very un.
grateful if / failed to give Lydia f..
West Virginia argus. [volume] (Kingwood, W. Va.) 1877-1946, 1914-05-14

you used to say you loved the ground
trod upon" TO him said she.
And do STILL" he answer made
For don't you always walk on meY'
Detroit Free Press
West Virginia argus. [volume] (Kingwood, W. Va.) 1877-1946, 1914-05-14

or the iron age we often hear
And the tabled age OF gold.
But now the income tax brings near
An age Of wealth untold.
New York Sun
West Virginia argus. [volume] (Kingwood, W. Va.) 1877-1946, 1914-05-14

Papa. what does being disappointed
In love mean?"
why. either marrying or being jlt-
ed by the girl you are I'm love with
Houston Post.
West Virginia argus. [volume] (Kingwood, W. Va.) 1877-1946, 1914-05-14

~ pains In the hack a good rsme<sw
- 'v AueS Anti-Paiu pul4
The Chickasha daily express. (Chickasha, Indian Territory [Okla.]) 1899-current, 1914-03-14

sprino Blood and system Cleanser.

Spring Blood and System Cleanser.
During the winler months impuri-
ties accumulate. your blood becomes
impure. and thick. your kidneys. liver
and bdAels fall to work. causing so-
rSpring Fever" You feel tired.
weak and lazy. Electric Bitters-the
spring tonic and system cleanser-is
what you need; they stimulate the
kidneys. liver and bowels to healthy
action. expel blood impurities and re.
store health. strength and ambition
Electric Bitters makes you feal like
new. start four weeks treatment
il win put you in fine shape for your
spring work. Guaranteed. All drug
gists. soc and si00-H E. Bucklen &
Co. Philadelphia or st. Louis.-Adv.
dew
The Chickasha daily express. (Chickasha, Indian Territory [Okla.]) 1899-current, 1914-03-14

The new model has more improve
nents. refInements and new uses than
we can even enamerate here.
The cushioned keyboard with "an-
chor KEYS" and the new automatic fea.
tures mean less work FOR the hands,
less strain on the eyes, less manual
and mental effort
With all Of these mastery mechani.
cal Improvements we have made the
machine more beautiful and symmei-
rical From every standpoint The
OLIVER No. attains superlatlye ex.
ceilence.
Nothing you could wish for has been
omitted. The new devices, refine
ments. improvements and conren-
fences found on the No. represent
an enormous outlay and vas ~ in
crease its value-the price has not
The Chickasha daily express. (Chickasha, Indian Territory [Okla.]) 1899-current, 1914-03-14

been advanced one penny We shall
even continue iinsforce our popular II
cents-a-Day purchase plan. the same
as on previonsa Oliver models.
The OLIVER no. :. equipped with
the famous Prlntpye. If desired. with
out extra charge
You owe n te yourself to see the
new machine before you buy any
typewriter at any price Note its
beauty speed and easy action. its wen
derful automatic devices. Try it on
any work that is ever done on type
writer's. Try It on many kinds of work
that no other typewriter will do.
It is a significant fact that the type.
writer that introduced such epochHuak.
ing innovations as visible writing Wis
itle reading. Printype. etc. should be
the first TO introduce automatic
methods OF operation.
The Chickasha daily express. (Chickasha, Indian Territory [Okla.]) 1899-current, 1914-03-14

There n more Catarrh In this section oi
the country than all other diseases pat
together and until the last few years
was supposed TO be ineurable For great
many years doctors pronounced II a local
disease and prescribed local remedies and
BY constantly falling 10 cure with local
treatment, pronounced II incurahle. Sci.
ence has proven Catarrh to be a constl.
tutlonal disease, and therefore reor'ves
Cure. manufactured by r. j Cheney Il
Co. Toledo. Ohio. is the only Constltu-
tional cure on the market II Is taken In
and mucous surfaces Of the system. They
@ffer one hundred dollars for any case IL
fails 70 cure. Send Tor circulars and tes-
timonials.
address r J CHENEY n co. Toledo. o
sold by Druggists. 7kc
TAKE Halra Family PIE Tor conatIpatlan.