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The Palatka news and advertiser. [volume] (Palatka, Fla.) 1908-19??, 1914-07-24
GETTING From Under.

When George W. Guthrie, ambassador
to Japan. was mayor Of Pittsburgh he
had as official messenger one Ajax
Jones. an old darby, who was the po-
Iitical heritage of half dozen mayors,
sentimental fixture and. needless to
say. a character" II happened that
the opposition newspapers. as Is their
wont. were engaged in the joyous pas
time of throwing the harpoon" into
the new city executive. Guthrie.
lawyer. and of an abstract turn of
mind, paid little attention. but the red
headlines and satiric shafts moved the
old darby to groans, snorts and angry
recriminations. rs
I'VE all suttingly got it hot an heaby
dis mawnin'." was his regular greeting
when Mayor Guthrie reached his Office.
Sometimes his saddened greeting va
ried with I'VE all is sholy gettin' PAN
ned proper Dem pesky papers am
rantin somethin' scand'lous about we
uns."
Guthrie. buried In work and civic
ideals. ignored attacks. But one morn
ing the negro messengers greeting was
slightly changed.
Mister Mayor. dey suttingly handed
you hot one terday"
mo longer we unsr" cried Guthrie.
in genuine alarm This article must
be something awful!'
1t was.-Lippincott's
The Palatka news and advertiser. [volume] (Palatka, Fla.) 1908-19??, 1914-07-24
Sleep.

The science and poetry Of sleep are
here.
Science has this in the London Globe:
Sleep begins in its first phase by a
state of distraction. lmmed1-
ntely afterward. in second phase,
these states Of distraction pass into a
very delicate motor disturbance. due
to the absence of parallelism in the
axes Of the eyes or by the deviation of
their coniugate movements.
And poetry this:
Sleep hath Its own world,
A boundary between the things misnameo
Death and existence Sleep hath its own
world,
And dreams In their development have
breath
And tears and tortures and the touch OF
10Y
And Shakespeare's sleep that knits
I'D the ravel'd sleave of care" And a
host of others that you can get
glimpses Of in the anthologies
AS between science and poetry. whicf
gives you the truer idea of sleep?-
Kansas City Star.
The Palatka news and advertiser. [volume] (Palatka, Fla.) 1908-19??, 1914-07-24
INTERL.ACHEN.

Regular preaching services have
have been resumed in the Congrega-
tional church and will be continued
throughout the year. Rev. S. J. Town.
send, after a year Of work in another
field, has resumed his work as pastor
of the home church.
Miss Grace Townsend returned last
week from c. E. tour which extend.
ed into Alabama.
Mrs. M. V. Willard and daughters
Mrs. G. G Hamilton and K. L. But.
terrified, left last Saturday. Mrs
Hamilton goes to her home in New
Orleans, and Mrs. Willard accompa.
MES Mrs. Butterrfeld to her home in
Amherst, Mass.
Mrs. Jenkins has been quite i'll TO,
the past week, but is now improving
and hopes soon to be out again.
Miss Alice Bradstreet, who since
her return from Welaka has been ser.
iousIy indisposed. is now convalescent
A troop of Boy Scouts, with theil
Scout Master, have been encamped ir
the woods southeast of town this
week, having come thus far on hike
from Orange Springs.
Miss Ruth Gillett was the charming
little hostess at birthday party ir
The Palatka news and advertiser. [volume] (Palatka, Fla.) 1908-19??, 1914-07-24
Spared His FEELINGS.

It is difficult to be popular as
customs Inspector Everybody dislikes
these inspectors. Everybody feels to-
ward them like the old skipper. This
skipper, after undergoing several hours
Of suspicious cross questioning from
two inspectors regarding his cargo. was
at hast leaving the wharf when Il
young official. unaware of his previous
grilling. accosted him. Have you any
thing to declare. sir?" he demanded
sharply. Furious. the old skipper glared
at the young man and shouted: Yes,
young man. I've good deal to declare,
but Id be ashamed to say 1t before a
boy like you You're too young to hear
what would like to declare"
The Palatka news and advertiser. [volume] (Palatka, Fla.) 1908-19??, 1914-07-24
One ON Chesterton.

A London litterateur has a little son
who sucks his thumb The litterateur
said to him one day:
Now. you must stop sucking your
thumb. If you don't you'll swell up
like a balloon and burst Mind what |
say"
The urchin was much impressed. He
promised to do his best to break him
self of his had habit
Well. it happened that G. x. Ches-
terton. who is Of more than ample pro,
portions. dined at the ltterateur's that
evening. With the dessert the little
chap came in He looked at Chester
ton and started. He turned pale.
Then he sided up to the mountainous
writer and said in a compassionate
and yet reproachful voice:
"You suck your thumb, don't you2"
The Palatka news and advertiser. [volume] (Palatka, Fla.) 1908-19??, 1914-07-24
CONSTIPATION VANlSHES
Discovery From Worlds Great Health
Resort, That Doctors Prescribe as Best
on Earth for Torpid Liver.

In Hot Springs, Arkansas, the
great remedy for Constipation, Slug
gish Liver and all stomach and bow
Ell trouble is HOT SPRINGS LIVER
BUTTONS.
Every visitor to Hot Springs has
heard of these little wonder work.
ers because learned physicians there
prescribe them and everybody takes
them when laxative is required.
They are the really perfect, gentle,
safe, sure, liver and bowel regulator.
Take one to-night-Cut out Gallo
mel and harsh cathartics. All drug
gists, 25c.
Hot Springs Liver Buttons, Hot
Springs Rheumatism Remedy and
Hot Springs Blood Remedy are sold
in all drug stores, and everywhere.
The Palatka news and advertiser. [volume] (Palatka, Fla.) 1908-19??, 1914-07-24
Real Shaves In ludfa.

The natives of India go IN great
deal for shaving and d. not contine
themselves to- merely shaving the chin
but on occasion will Shave the eye
brows as well. and in the case of ceY
tain rites and ceremonies the head
too. is completely shaved No soap l.
used. but tlEA beard is Softened by he
ing rubbed over with II little cold WI
ter. The raZorS employed are general
" of native manufacture and have liz
ed handles that do not fold More
over. they are very much heavier thai
those II European make. The Stlo.
consists of small piece of lehthe.
tie size of mans palm and Is heh
ia the open hand during StroppinE
The recognized cost Of a shave is
pice. which is the exact equivalent q
| farthing. -Cleyeland Plain Dealer
The Palatka news and advertiser. [volume] (Palatka, Fla.) 1908-19??, 1914-07-24
A Sono Of the City.


If you come to ask your fortune OF the
city
You must swear TO take whatever she
may give
You must strip yourself of frivolous de-
SIRE
Wanting nothing but fighting chance
to live
You've got to look her in the eyes. I'M
shrinking,
Forgetting when she tries you overiong
You've got to gamely take feng days
grilling
And start the next one whistling a song.
Then, when she's found that you won't
take a breaking,
That YOU can play the game, she'll play
it fair
When you've offered her your strength
and youth, unflinching.
She'll take you to her heart and hold
you there
Elizabeth Kirkman.
The Palatka news and advertiser. [volume] (Palatka, Fla.) 1908-19??, 1914-07-24
Florida State College For Women

The catalogue of the Florida State
College for Women which is now be-
ing distributed by that college, is Of
interest not only to every citizen who
has daughter to send to college, but
to every one who takes pride in the
progress of his State educational in
situations. The book gives the his
tory of the college and shows the sub
stantial growth it has made since 1t
was founded The list Of the faculty
and other officers, exclusive of the
State boards, comprises AZ names.
The plant as described consists Of a
campus of 1913 acres, and seven build
ings, including a new $30,OOO.OO din
ing room. Information is given also
concerning the terms of admission to
the college and the work of the va
rious. departments, viz, the Graduate
School, College of Arts and Sciences,
the Normal School, the College of Art,
Expression, and Music, as well as
concerning the work carried or
throughout the State by the Exten-
sion Division of the Home Economics
Department. Among the items of in
terest to those who expect to go to
college soon, are the calendar for the
academic year, and the statement of
expenses, which for regular students
in the college and normal school are
kept within the modest sum of $124.-
90 for 80 weeks. Not the least inter-
esting part of the catalogue is the
register, which shows that during the
past year there were in attendance at
the college, Ais young women from 49
Florida counties and IL states. The
catalogue shows clearly that young
ladies of Florida who wish to receive
educational advantages of the highest
type and at the lowest cost, can do SC
within the borders of their own State
Young women who are thinking of at
tending college in 1914-1915, should
write the President of the College fol
copy of this catalogue.
The Palatka news and advertiser. [volume] (Palatka, Fla.) 1908-19??, 1914-07-24
Bars and Bars.

Mr.. Justice Letton Of the Nebraska
supreme court went east one summer
and left his house in care of friends.
One morning the telephone bell in
the Lection house rang. and woman
asked for Mr.. Letton. She was told
the justice was not in town. She re-
fused to believe that and asked where
Mr. Letton was.
Hes on his way home now the
lady at the Letton house replied. but
he stopped off at Milwaukee to attend
the meeting of the American Bar as
ISOLATION"
Evidently" said the woman at the
other end of the wire superciliously>
there is some mistake. The Mr.. Let
ton | know and want is not saloon
keeper. He runs a grocery store -,
Saturday Evening Post
The Palatka news and advertiser. [volume] (Palatka, Fla.) 1908-19??, 1914-07-24
II JoIted Huxley.

Mr. Macmillan, the publisher. had
good story to tell of the late Professor
Huxley. He was asked to write "Ele'
mentary Lessons In Physiology" and
he submitted the first sixteen pages
and then refused to continue the work
on the ground Of overpressure. Eventu-
ally Mr.. Macmillan had these sixteen
pages made up in dummy copy
and sent it to the author. who opened
the parcel and, without examining the
book, rushed to colleague and said:
Look. That - Scotchman has got
some one else to finish my work"
after that" said Mr.. Macmillan, 1T
was not difficult to persuade the great
scientist to complete the work quickly
The Palatka news and advertiser. [volume] (Palatka, Fla.) 1908-19??, 1914-07-24

The following advertisement was
printed in the Pennsylvania Gazette
for June u. 1887. The author of this
little masterpiece is supposed to be no
other than Franklin himself. ID. f..
then. stands for Deborah Franklin:
Taken out Of a pew in the church
some months since Il Common Prayer
Book bound ia red. gilt and lettered
d. F. on each cover. The person who
took it is advised to open it and read
the eighth commandment and after
ward return it into the same pew
again. upon which no further notice
will be taken
The Palatka news and advertiser. [volume] (Palatka, Fla.) 1908-19??, 1914-07-24
SISCO NEWS.

Henry Hutchinson Jr. of Palatka
was a visitor in town last week.
H A. Ring is in Jacksonville this
week on business.
The Misses Blanche and Bessie Lee
Hardy of Palatka were the popular
guests of Miss Grace Wells last week.
Mr.. and Mrs. w. L. Cato of Sat-
suma were calling on friends in town
last week.
]. E. Wells was a business visitor
to Palatka last week.
The Palatka news and advertiser. [volume] (Palatka, Fla.) 1908-19??, 1914-07-24

There's one thing. though" said the
stranger. that really cannot under
stand"
WHATS that?" asked the old set
tier.
Nobody around here has assured
me that this is the garden spot of the
xtate."- Chicago Record Herald.
The Palatka news and advertiser. [volume] (Palatka, Fla.) 1908-19??, 1914-07-24
Drowned Bodies.

No human body after drowning can
remain sunk longer than ninety or nine
ty-six hours Although all air mas been
expelled from the lungs by the inhaled
water. the drowned body will be float
ed by the gases which begin to form
in any dead body Immediately after
dissolution Philadelphia Ledger
The Palatka news and advertiser. [volume] (Palatka, Fla.) 1908-19??, 1914-07-24
FLORIDA STATE COLLEGE FOR
WOMEN. TALLAHASSEE.

College of Arts and Sciences; Mo-
NAL School; School of Music; School
of Expression; School of Art; Exten-
sion Division; Graduate School. Mod
ern Gymnasium with swimming pool;
basket ball and tennis courts; new
and modern buildings; beautiful cam
pus: dormitories have all modern con-
veniences; new dining room and kitch-
en- most hygienic in Florida; 41S
Young women from 40 counties and
IL states last session.
Normal School. Board and entrance
fees for the year $124.00. For cata-
logues write
EDWARD CONRADI, President.
The Palatka news and advertiser. [volume] (Palatka, Fla.) 1908-19??, 1914-07-24
Qualified.

I'm sure my daughter is going TO
make a great singer some day.
us that so:''
Yes; she's always quarreling with
her mother. who tells me 1t is abso-
lutely impossible to manage her."-De
trot Free Press.
The Palatka news and advertiser. [volume] (Palatka, Fla.) 1908-19??, 1914-07-24
Wood Bids President Farewell.

Washington.-Maj. Gen. Leonard
Wood, retiring chief of staff Of the
army, called officially at the white
house to bid farewell to President
Wilson before leaving for Governors
Island to take command of the de-
partment of the east.
The Palatka news and advertiser. [volume] (Palatka, Fla.) 1908-19??, 1914-07-24
Three Kinds OF PeopIe.

There are three kinds of people In
the world the wills. the won'ts AMI
the cantS The first accomplish eV-
erything. the second oppose everything.
and the third fail in everything. Will
liam r. ellis
The Palatka news and advertiser. [volume] (Palatka, Fla.) 1908-19??, 1914-07-24
Notice OF Application for Tax Deed
Under section y OF Chapter 1855,
I,aws of Florida.


NOTICE is hereby given that
w.O Foster purchaser of Tax Certificate
No. 6, dated the list day of July A. D., 1912
has filed said certificate in my office.
and has made application for tax deed
to issue in accordance with law.
Said certificate embraces the follow
ing described property, situated in
Putnam county, Florida, to-wit:
E1% of Ne11. Section q, Township s. S.
Range "a f.. 80 Acres.
The said land being assessed at the
date of issuance of such certificate in
the name of Unknown.
Unless said certificate shall pc re-
deemed according to law, tax deed will
issue thereon on the cath day of August A.
D., 1914.
Witness my official signature and
seal this the cath day of July A. D., 1914.
(SEAL) HENRY HUTCHINSON
Clerk Circuit Court, Putnam Co., Fla.
By H. Hutchinson. Jr., d. C.
The Palatka news and advertiser. [volume] (Palatka, Fla.) 1908-19??, 1914-07-24
Had His Saw.

Small Elmer latter the slipper exer.
cisel-- Well. I'm glad | amt girl. any.
way. His Mother Why are you gladi
Small Elmer Cause I'd be ashamed to
grow up into big woman and punish
innocent little boys like me.-ChicagC
News
The Palatka news and advertiser. [volume] (Palatka, Fla.) 1908-19??, 1914-07-24
No News to Him.

Creditor You couldn't go around In
your fine automobile If you paid your
debts. Debtor-That's so! I'm glad
you look at 1t in the same light that
do.-Boston Transcript
The Palatka news and advertiser. [volume] (Palatka, Fla.) 1908-19??, 1914-07-24
Chile's Walled Lake,

In the Chilean Andes there is a lake
10000 feet up in the mountains which
is prevented only by granite wall a
few feet thick from devastating the
valley below.
The Palatka news and advertiser. [volume] (Palatka, Fla.) 1908-19??, 1914-07-24
Eve CoIors,

The normal human eye is blue, say
scientists. other colors being caused by
the presence of different pigments in
the iris.
The Palatka news and advertiser. [volume] (Palatka, Fla.) 1908-19??, 1914-07-24
WHERE SHALL GO TO SCHOOL?
UNIVERSITY OF FLORIDA
GAINESVILLE.

Eight Colleges and Divisions; Lib
eral Arts; Law; Engineering; Agri-
culture; Teachers College; Expert
ment Station; Extension Division;
Graduate School. Ten new brick
buildings, besides gymnasium, SWIM
ming pool and many subsidiary build
ings. 81 officers, instructors and as
sistants. 354 young men from AZ
counties and "a states and foreign
countries last session.
TUITION FREE, BOARD AND
ENTRANCE FEES, s132.50 per year.
Write today for catalogue to
A. A. MURPHREE, President.
The Palatka news and advertiser. [volume] (Palatka, Fla.) 1908-19??, 1914-07-24
NOTICE OF EQUALIZATION

The Board Of County Commissioners of Putnam sitting
Board of Equalization made the following the
of personal property given in by the Assessor
The Palatka news and advertiser. [volume] (Palatka, Fla.) 1908-19??, 1914-07-24

Nature trips US up when we strut
Emerson
The Waxahachie daily light. [volume] (Waxahachie, Tex.) 1894-current, 1914-02-10
DTXON'S CHAPEL.

Dixon's Chapel Feb. 9-The
health of this community is very
good at this writing. This last
cold spell injured the oat crop in
this section.
Miss Reaia Carmichael of Itas'
is the guest OF her cousin, Miss
Mary Bertha Williams
Misses Dee and Pinkie Hargroyes
visited Miss Maggie spuriock al
Bethel from Wednesday till Sat
urday
Miss Louise Clark spent SATURDAY
and Sunday with Miss Florence
Sprinkle.
Mr. VIII Ralston and family If
Lone Elm spent Sunday with MI.
c. L, veihqyaen and family.
Misses Louise Clark, Florence
Sprinkle, Minnie Thornton and
Messrs. Tiln,an Sprinkle and Ellis
Moore visited Misses Mamie and
Eva Calvin sunday afternoon
MIR G. w Petty and family and
Mr., T. b. yerheyden and family
visited Mr.. j d. Hargroves and fam
lily Sunday afternoon.
Mr. Ellis Moore visited Mr.. Tiiman
Sprinkle Sunday
Miss Louise and Mr.. Dudley CLARK
visited Mr.. Il. l.. Digger and FAM
lily Tuesday night.
Mr.. Leonard Taylor Of Palmer
visited his uncle, Mr. J. j. Taylor,
and family Saturday and Sunday
Mr.. aud Mrs. w j Thornton Wis
The Waxahachie daily light. [volume] (Waxahachie, Tex.) 1894-current, 1914-02-10
WATCH YoCNG's WINDOWS. adv
LAME GETS 30 li'is,t,
FOR KILLING UNCLE.
Daily Light Special.

Fort Worth, Tex, Feb. 10.-JohA
Lamb, Mansfield farmer, was found
guilty Monday of the murder II
his uncle John Guest of Mans
field. and a thirty-year sentenre
assessed.
The defendants expression did not
change as Judge Swayne read the
verdict. He looked intently AT
members of the jury from the time
they were brought into the court
room until they were finally dis
missed by the court.
The Jury had been out forty
three hours.
Lamb killed John Guest in the
Ward drug store at Mansfield,
December 90. He then left the
building with q pistol in each hand
and shot down Constable Morrison
when Morrison tiled 10 arrest him
Lamb claimed he shot his uncle
in seif-defense, declaring Guest at
tackled him with q knife. Guests
knife was found omen near his body
and the state admitted it was OVID
cd by the slam mau. Several wit
uesses testified, however, Lamb first
advanced on Guest. provoking tbs
tight, and Judge 5vayac charged
b e.. 1 -
The Waxahachie daily light. [volume] (Waxahachie, Tex.) 1894-current, 1914-02-10

MAKES OLD PEOPLE
STRONG AND WELL

We want to get the news TO all
old people about Rexall Olive Oil
Emulsion, Q remarkable new food
medicine which W. firmly believe
is the best remedy ever nlade 10
overcome the weakening. debilltat-
ing effects OF increasing old age.
If helps TO rebuild wasted tissues,
strengthen the nerves, and give
new energy and a lively fea,ing
10 the body. II contains no alcohol
or dangerous drug. Il may nos
make you feel better for q few
idass. but ii yon do not feel much.
better and stronger before you have
taken a quarter as much as roa
have Of other medicines tits haze
not helped yon, We viii glaais
give back your money.
Rexall Olive Oil Emulsion co.,
The Waxahachie daily light. [volume] (Waxahachie, Tex.) 1894-current, 1914-02-10

tQina nure Olive Oil and the Hypo-
phoslhites which, though they have
long been endorsed by successful
physicians, are here for the first
time combined Tne result is real
body, nerve aud bloodbailding food
medicine that We believe is sure.'-
Tor to anything else ia overcoming
'debiity, weakness and liability 10
disease, and TO tone and strengthen
the nerves aid enrich the blood.
You who are weak aud rundown
you who are often troubled by vari-
Gus weather ailments, use RexaIl
'Olire Oil Emulsion to get and keen
well aud strong. 1t is sensible,
ipleasanI-taIting aid to renewed
strength, better spirits, glowing
health. II Il doean't help you, come
ana tel as eaA we viii give BACK
your mol&ey without word. That
~ how mach faith we have in it.
The Waxahachie daily light. [volume] (Waxahachie, Tex.) 1894-current, 1914-02-10
NorFhbOuDG
H., X. & T.--Northbouns.
Suut!ibound.
North Bound.

Local cars (making all stops)
leave from Waxahachie for Dallas
and all intermediate points 5:4S
and 6 :4S a. IN. Local cars from
Waco pass S43 and 10:48 q. m.
Haas, 2:4S. 4:4S, GAS and S:4S p.
m. and 1880 p. m. Car arriving
from Waco 10:4S p. III. stops at
Waxahachie.
Express cars from Waco ana all
intermediate cities and owns (mak-
ing no country stops) pass 1880.
$3.50 and 11:3O "a. m, 1:30, $3.50,
$50 and $50 p. m. Car passing
$50 p. m. runs as express Waco to
Waxabachie, and local Waxahachie
TO Dallas, on express time.
South Bound.
Local car (making all stops)
leaves from Waxahaehie for Waco
and all intermediate points $50 a..
m. Local cars from Dallas pass 1853,
.3:53 aud 11:53 a. M, 1853, 3:53,
553 and 1853 p. IN. Local cars ar
rive from Dallas Asa ard 1853 D.
n. and 1858 a. M, stopping at Wax
ahachie.
Express cars tmaking no country
stops) leaves from Waxahachie for
The Waxahachie daily light. [volume] (Waxahachie, Tex.) 1894-current, 1914-02-10

NegeE mas the bjaeis lkaha stor2
been gatd as Anthony Sedaflis ami
Rocco fucciareIIo have told it or The
witness stand in New York Gi5g III
the trtal OF one Of their pals. MIR
ders, Q amite plots, arson, ana
blackm@.l have been just a les Gi
their crimes, They told the sta les
in q 4+sab sort of way, showing no
realization OF the enormicy OF tins
crtaes thJg mad committed
"Bes.des burglary and bonn.
SHOOTING, ay chief s4pnort was il
stealing wagons ana horses said
sedaitis, 4 guess / stole thirty o.
forty horses sud Wagons
'How many bombs did gen
sh5ot?" asked his cross-e&aminer in
court.
about thirty or forty. ! don
reeoiIect, Some places [ shot twice. ~
This all came out in the trial Of
Angelina Sylvestro, who would not
confess, Tie two young man told
theit stories hoping, OF course, they
would receive light sentences
They belonged to Il very we'll or
gained gang Of Italians and Jews,
who made it business TO write
threatening letters to Italian busi-
ness men. When they did not get
the money they demanded nor an
answer they set off small bomb rs
a warning. Later, if the victim
failed to heed The warning, 'he place
~onld be blown up. Thoaa hon have
been responsible for more than half
the bomb outrages known in New
Y oGk in the past year.
The Waxahachie daily light. [volume] (Waxahachie, Tex.) 1894-current, 1914-02-10

tied Mr.. ]. p Adair and family
Sunday.
Miss eddie Culbertson Of WaXa-
hachie spent Saturday night with
Miss Tennie Stephenson,
Mr.. Lester Ralston and family CT
Lone Elm spent Saturday and SUN
day with Mr.. c. A. Stephenson and
family
Mr.. and Mrs. J. II. Brooks WIS.,
tied Mr.. and Mrs w. r. Brooks
Sunday.
The people Of this community
met at the church this morning 10
set out trees and improve the
church lawn. There was large
crowd present. And if there is
any family that wants to have Il
family tree or other things that
will make Improvement will be wei
come as there is plenty of room
left vacant.
Miss Minnie Thornton took sick
very suddenly Sunday night. We
hope she Will soon be up again.
Miss Dorothy Flynn of MeSia, Tex
rs, visited her grand parents, Mr.
and Mrs. c. G.. Flynn, last week.
Miss Jessie Carmichael OF Italy
is the guest Of Miss Mamie Flynn
this week
Mrs. McCulloh has been very sick
bur is improving at this writing.
Miss Hattie Lee Flynn is visit
ing her aunt this week, Mrs. Glen
Miller, clcse 10 WaXahachie.
There will preaching here sun
day morning At II O'Clock by the
pastor /. Z. EiighteW er.
Mr.. aatl Ar. Sen Perry visited
II. aud MIS-. ". p. Clark Sunday
evening.