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The Beaver herald. [volume] (Beaver, O.T. [Okla.]) 1895-1923, 1914-07-09
6eIfsh Constituency.

Are you going to send your con
gresham back to Washington
NO" replied Farmer Corntossel.
We've found out that he's such good
company that we've decided to keep
him home"
The Beaver herald. [volume] (Beaver, O.T. [Okla.]) 1895-1923, 1914-07-09

The biggest fool mistake a couple
can make is to imagine they have to
quit their love-making Just because
they are man and wife.
The Beaver herald. [volume] (Beaver, O.T. [Okla.]) 1895-1923, 1914-07-09
In Mans Early Year,.

Tommy-Pop. what is an idealist7
Tommy's Pop-An idealist, my son.
is a very young man who thinks all
women are angels.-Philadelphia Rec
ord.
The Beaver herald. [volume] (Beaver, O.T. [Okla.]) 1895-1923, 1914-07-09
Still a Bachelnr

Patience-What good did It do -FOUR
brother to Join the militia?
PatHce-Why. he's been mixed up in
four engagements and he hasn't been
taken prisoner yet.
The Beaver herald. [volume] (Beaver, O.T. [Okla.]) 1895-1923, 1914-07-09
Unpromlslnu.

The Frosts expect their boy win
be a priest first and then a bishop"
DO you think he WIFI"
Nope. That boy will never con-
firm anything but the neighbors'
worst fears."-Life.
The Beaver herald. [volume] (Beaver, O.T. [Okla.]) 1895-1923, 1914-07-09

All that glitters isn't gold. Many a
mar has pinned his faith Il a star,
only to discover that It was really
only a FREELY.
The Beaver herald. [volume] (Beaver, O.T. [Okla.]) 1895-1923, 1914-07-09
He Was Rioht

Money won't buy happiness, my
dear"
Certainly the little that you earn
won't."-Detroit Free Press.
The Beaver herald. [volume] (Beaver, O.T. [Okla.]) 1895-1923, 1914-07-09
Its Sort.

Did you have a fine auto trip?"
g" must say, It was mostly fine
Baltimore American.
The Beaver herald. [volume] (Beaver, O.T. [Okla.]) 1895-1923, 1914-07-09
Its Definition.

What Is a s~tagewait, pa?"
Il know, sis; it's the heavy man
Baltimore American.
The Beaver herald. [volume] (Beaver, O.T. [Okla.]) 1895-1923, 1914-07-09
Not Wholly True.

rs he a true poet?"
g" don't think 80. His wife got a dl.
vorce from him"
The Beaver herald. [volume] (Beaver, O.T. [Okla.]) 1895-1923, 1914-07-09

+ is only as an afterthought that
some people ever realize they have
been too previous.
The Beaver herald. [volume] (Beaver, O.T. [Okla.]) 1895-1923, 1914-07-09

The great trouble with most people
is that they seem to think they are
Just as good as we are.
The Beaver herald. [volume] (Beaver, O.T. [Okla.]) 1895-1923, 1914-07-09

Many a woman's idea OF a good
husband is n who can carve without
getting any spots on the tablecloth.
The Beaver herald. [volume] (Beaver, O.T. [Okla.]) 1895-1923, 1914-07-09

Some men r born rich, some &C
quire riches, and the rest OF us thrust
riches upon them.
The Beaver herald. [volume] (Beaver, O.T. [Okla.]) 1895-1923, 1914-07-09

Sold upon MISCELLANEOUS Balsam
Adv.
The evening world., 1914-03-14

tnOuBn, upon my SOUL ou0 seefnS Ou :
ferent nowadays. There In a change
in her. by George
"She's had her lesson" said I. Pa
sides. I didn't ind she had a bad
temper"
And say. ! want to tell you some
thing else before ] forget II: I fully
appreciate your views on interna-
tional marriage. Allie told me every
thing you had 10 say about 1t. You
must have rubbed II in! But l think
II did her good. She'll never marry
another foreigner IL ! can help II. II
she never marries. Well. we'll. am
glad to Sc you. ana TO shake your
hand. IL wish ! could really tell
you how feel toward you. my boy.
hut IL don't seem 10 have the power
TO express myself, II r.
tried to convince him that the
pleasure had been all mine. and then
inquired for Mrs. Titus and the
Countess.
They're both here. but the good
Lord only knows where. Mrs. Titus
goes driving every morning. Roads
are fins II you stick TO them. Aline
said something last night about rid
Ing over to Fsssifern this afternoon
with Ambsrdals and young Sksiiy
Let's sss. Us hslf-psst ten. Yes
they've Ooae BY this time. Why
didn't you write or telegraph Alins1
6bs'll 30 - mad - . wet hen when
she md. you've osas without letting
II thought should IKE 70 taks he,
The evening world., 1914-03-14

unselhshly thinking Of some one else.
A I say. the recollection OF this we'll
defined though somewhat remorseless
principle Of mine had the effect Of put
ting my mind at rest In regard to the
Countess. Feeling Is strongly as did
about marriage with divorcees. she be-
came an absolutely undesirable person
30 far Al matrimony was concerned.
experienced q rather doubtful feel
Ing Of relief. 1t was not NO hard to
say to myself that Lord Amberdale
was welcome to her. but 1t was very.
This rigid. puritanical principle Of
mine,. however. did not declare against
the unrighteousness Of falling in love
with Q divorce.
The evening world., 1914-03-14

nounced earlier In this mar =
rstive that the valley OF the
Donau In the garden spot Of
world. I must now ask you
to excuse the ebullience Of spirit that
prompted the declaration. The Warm
Springs Valley Of Virginia II infinitsly
more attractive to me. and I make
haste to rsetify any erroneous I'm
preston may have given. while up-
der the spell Of something my natu-
rsl modesty forbids me to describe.
II you happen not to know the
Warm Springs Valley, permit me 10
say that you are missing great deal.
1t 10 garden spot and but why dis.
course upon . subject that 10 20 .aptly
handled by the gentlemen who supply
railway folders with descriptive mo-
tertai and who will tell you In 70
many words that Gods noblest work
was done In the green hills and Wales
Of fair Virginia? Any railway folder
viii acquaint you With all this and
save me great deal Of time and
trouble. baades' Siving you sensible
and adequate idea Of how TO get there
and where to stop whom you reach
your journeys end. together with tho
price Of Pullman tickets and the ma
turs Of the ailments you arc supposed
to have II you take the waters j.
70 only necessary for me TO say that
have to change cars u you take the
right train out Of New York City. o
condition which does not obtain II
you happen to approach from the op-
poaits direction.
/ arrived there early one bright
November morning. three days after
landing in New York. You will be
rendered unhappy. fear. by the an
nouncement that left Mr.. Poopen-
dyke behind. He preferred to visit an
aunt at New Rochelle and felt that
he deserved a vacation. Britton. OF
course. accompanied me. He In indie.
the faintest notion Of what vacation
means unless he considers employ
ment with me In some such light. At
any rate he has never mentioned =
rotation in need of visit from him.
Before leaving New York ] had .
rather unpleasant encounter with my
publishers. II was in tho nature OF
. luncheon at which was led to be-
lieve that they still expected me to
supply them with the manuscript OF .
novel at . very early date. They
seemed considerably put out when
blandly informed them that had got
no farther along than the second
chapter.
1--WE have been counting on this
book OF yours for January publica-
tion." said they.
tried to explain that the muse had
abandoned mo In . most hesrtless
fashion.
But the public demands q story
from you" said they What have
you been doing all summerf"
"Romancing." said I.
] don't know just how II cams
about. but the suggestion was made
that ] put into narrative form tho
lively history Of my sojourn on the
banks Of tho Danube, trusting Inn
plicitly TO the Imagination yet leav.
Ing nothing 10 II.
"But It's all such biitherins rot"
said I.
80 much the better" said they
triumphantly--even eagerly.
u do not suppose that you. 80 pub
i;shsrs. can appreciate the fact that
IN author may have Q soul above
skiftlss." said Indignantly. II can
not, viii not write . ltns abeut ny
self, gentlemen. Not that I coasideP
The Ouhtooe Scored. hVt"-
The evening world., 1914-03-14
CHAPTER XVI.
I Change Garden Spots.

! have. by any chance. an.
nounced earlier In this mar.
rstive that the valley Of the
DOMAIN In the garden spot Of
The Calumet news. [volume] (Calumet, Mich.) 1907-1938, 1914-06-29

through cooperative effort for the re-
duction Of preventab Lea illness. They
point To the statistics which prove that
the span of human ife has been an
preciably heightened in recent years
because Of improved methods of SAM
tation and the contagious and conn
municable diseases. They now ask for
united action To oh tain adequate reg
istration and treat ment of the more
ordinary illnesses nnd promise TO con-
serve wasted earntng power amounting
TO hundreds of millions annually. in
addition TO the prevention OF human
suffering and an Improvement i'm COM
munity and nation al conditic n. II is
particularly appropriate that the life
Insurance companies should be among
the first TO take "A forward step i'm the
solution OF the problem for controlling
preventable disease They are most
seriously affected throug the occur
renee OF illness among their policy
holders
The Calumet news. [volume] (Calumet, Mich.) 1907-1938, 1914-06-29
Political GOSSIP

The validity Of the reapportionmen
act passed by the last legislature. ant
attacked by Representative J. Franz
Stevens, Of star City. will probably b,
settled by the supreme court by the
middle of July.
Some of the candidates Tor seats IN
the house are becoming nervous. Al!
OF their petitions have t. be hlel in
July %. The supreme curt wound up
it's June session last week and adj
journed until July "a
The court. however. will be i'm ses-
sion during the great part OF July.
That is, the members will be in Lans-
ing and can easily be got together. At
torney- General Fellows has sent out
notices TO the effect that he will sub
NIT what briefs are prepared on July
9.
The answer of Secretary of State
To the order TO show cause.
secured from the supreme court 10y
stevens. has been filed. The answer
was prepared by the attorney general
It merely cites the act of 1913. fixing
The various districts, as fixed i'm ac-
'ordance with the government census
If 1910 This is the act To which Stew
ms takes exception and is the one
which he is trying to knock out. The
lttorneN-general, inasmuch as he rem
Tered two opinions when the bill was
'efore the legislature, saying it was
unconstitutional does not care TO stul-
ify himself by going the other way !
ow.
1t is the plan now to submit the mat
er on July 3. The court will very
Kelly take but a few days to consider
he matter and then the decision will
made in time for the filing of petit
ons with the secretary Of state be-
BE the fatal July %.
The Calumet news. [volume] (Calumet, Mich.) 1907-1938, 1914-06-29
WHAT WILL THE WAGE
GARNER GAIN?

Now all the force OF the administra-
ton IS bent on certain antitrust
bills, which propose to regulate not
merely the great aggregations of fl
nancial power, but to place new checks
upon business methods of all classes.
What will the wage Garner get from
these measures" asks the Chicago
Tribune
Higher wages, better living condi-
TONS better working conditions, more
leisure time, more security of life, limb
and health?
IF the wage Garner can see any
probability OF drawing any such bene-
tits from these bills he has a keen
sight
They are not expressed in any
clause OF these bills, even the COM
promise purporting to exclude unions
from the trust act.
Are they coming indirectly from the
bills?
rs there any hope of higher wages
or better conditions i'm the creeping
paralysis threatened i'm big and little
business because of impractical checks
upon competitive methods and the
spread OF uncertainty throughout our
business activities?
VIII the doors of employment be
opened while such condition lasts?
VIII wages go up while the en-
ployer cannot see around the next cor
ner? Will better shops and factories
and stores be built and safer appli-
ances adopted while the employer is
charting his way through new con-
ditions?
NO class in the country has so much
at stake in the present crisis as that
OF the wage Garner. II he can discern
beyond the present situation a sub
stantial Improvement in his economic
condition, in spite of present losses, he
may be wise to pay the price. But
where is the basis Of any such expect
alton in these ill-considered attempts
to rearrange the competitive methods
of American business"
The Calumet news. [volume] (Calumet, Mich.) 1907-1938, 1914-06-29
THE WHINE OF JAPAN.

Il now appears that Japan isn't at
all satisfied with the attitude the Unit
ed States has taken regarding anti
alien legislation in California. aimed
particularly al the Japs Its honor
and pride have been assailed. and it
demands action which will eliminate
race discrimination" No compromises
viii be accepted
But there won't be any war with
Japan. The United states doesn't de-
sire IT, and Japan, although it may
feel disposed 10 resort 10 arms to up
hold its national dignity is i'm no hnan-
cial position 10 enter into such a con-
f'ict as fight with the l.. : a. would
be. so there is no danger on that score
1T is 10 be noted that the Jap
auese minister makes no claim OF in
frin-cment Of any legal right" COM
ments the Detroit Free Press. 1T is a
high moral ground on which he
stands It is the spirit II the treaty.
not the letter, that has been broken
When one comes down 10 the facts it
Is the self-loye of the Japanese which
" .i "'"''''" anu 'I'iF lIl'll ~'lI-
love Their legal rights have been taken
care of.
one of the weaknesses Of the Jap
ancse is an excessive sense of dignity
and importance which they will allow
neither themselves nor anyone else
long TO forget. They imagine them
selves insuited and they whine about
it, This is their own self-condcmna-
ton, the badge Of partial cmcruencc
from Jarbarism. They are not sure Of
themselves nor confident of their !
equality with the white nations If
they were confident they would quit
stcWiug."
The Calumet news. [volume] (Calumet, Mich.) 1907-1938, 1914-06-29
:. :. :. : :. :. :. = :. :. :. :. = :. :. :. :
:. HANCOCK BREVlTiES. :

- : - :. - - : - - - ! - - - : - :.
Miss Sands Of L'Anse is the guess
OF Mrs. Thomas Houie.
Miss Mary Congdon, who has beer
teaching at Eveleth Mimi has re-
turned to this city To spend the sum
mer vacation with her parents, Mr.. and
Mrs. John Congdon of Quincy street.
Miss Mary Carr of Detroit Is visit
ing friends in this city.
Fred Rumble Of the postofiice force
has gone TO Detroit for his vacation.
Mrs. William Luke and daughter left
last evening for Iron River TO join Mr..
Luke who has been located there for
some time.
Frank c. Condor has been elected
to represent Michigan Elks at the Ma
tional convention in Denver next
month.
Harry \. Smith Of Findlay, o., is
registered at the scott Hotel.
Fred \. Nichols of Cleveland is in
the city.
George Fisher left Saturday evening
for Grand Forks, y. D., where he is
on the Grand Forks Herald.
The Calumet news. [volume] (Calumet, Mich.) 1907-1938, 1914-06-29

roller skates; End prize, sweater; Src
prize. watch.
4:40 p. M. fat mems race, Baer''
corner TO postoflicc. Prize, 81.
ASS p. m. barrel race, Ravine
street, LIST prize. sweater; second, boy
scout watch; 3rd, finger mitt.
$50 y. m, girls race. under IA
years. Rayine street TO city hail. LIST
prize. manicure set; second, croquet
set; third. set Of shears.
5;2O p, m, pie eating contest bal
cony city han. first prize 100 shot air
gun; second, watch; third, baseball
bat
$3.50 p, m, nail driving contest, free
for all ladies, school yard, prizes 50,
81. 81.
$3.50 p. m, CREASED pole school yard
prize So.
Straw fight, school yard. First prize
So, second. SO.
Penny scramble, from Scott Hotel
balcony at 3:45 and from City hall
balcony at $3.50 p. m.
Free ice cream all day.
The Calumet news. [volume] (Calumet, Mich.) 1907-1938, 1914-06-29
CONGRESS SHOULD LEARN LES.
SON FROM ClAF-lIN FAILURE.

The recent failure Of the II. II. Olaf
lin company big dry goods jobbers. is
attributed by Henry Clews TO the diff
culties of adjustment to changing
business conditions and the general
business depression. 1t is 10 be hop
ed, he remarks, that our well-inten-
toned legislators will take a lesson
from this failure. and realize that
there are limits TO what business can
bear from sudden radical changes. Not
few of the new laws and regulat .ons
are desirable and even necessary. hut
they have come probably with too
much of rush. largely owing to that
fact their effect has been TO impair in
itiative and weaken confidence: thus
precipitating incidents. such as the
Claflin disaster, which might other
wise have been averted.
Nothing would do more i'm restoring
confidence than an early adjournment
Of Congress and a postponement of
further business legislation, Mr.. Clews
declares. our industrial, commercial
and financial systems have not vet had
time to- adjust themselves TO the innu-
merahle new regulations, some of
which are extremely onerous. There
is no doubt that business men are sin
cerely anxious TO obey the law and |
meet all reasonable demands. Many |
of the abuses which aroused public |
opinion and are responsible for the |
present legislative debacle are matters |
of history and could not now be re-
peated. our legislators should recog-
nize the changed and improved condi-
tons in business methods and modhr-
ate their activities accordingly. Jbn-
sciously or unconsciously they are Her
iously aggravating unfavorable leo
nomic conditions and making adjust
ments thereto more difficult.
The Calumet news. [volume] (Calumet, Mich.) 1907-1938, 1914-06-29
ADDITIONAL HANCOCK
COMPLETE PROGRAM FOR
SPORTS ON THE FOURTH
HANCOCK TO MAKE MERRY ON
INDEPENDENCE DAY-GooD
PRIZES OFFERED.

Complete plans for street sports IN
connection with Hancock's celebration
OF the Fourth, have been announced
by the committee in charge as fol-
| lows:
Commencing at 1:15 p. m, corner
OF Mesnard and Quincy streets, going
east, creased pig will be released,
the pig going to the person catching
and holding II.
At 1880 y. m. Mesnard street, going
east, 100 yard dash for boys under
Ia years Of age. LIST prize. Pioneer
coaster wagon; End prize, 500 shot air
gun; Srd prize, fish pole.
1850 p. m, City hall. going east
potato race, free for all, LIST prize,
catcher's baseball mitt; End prize,
pocket knife; 3rd prize, indoor base
ball.
2:l5 p. mo City hall to Ravine street
three-legged race free for all, LIST prize
So; 2nd prize. So; Srd prize. 81.
2:3O p. m, corner Ravine and Quin-
cy streets, another creased pig will be
released.
$500 p. mr Ravine to Tezcuco street
100 yard DASH free for all, LIST prize
50; End prize, So; 3rd prize, 81.
3;15 D. m, Tezcuco street TO Rupees
store. sack race, LIST prize. So fish
pole; End prize, league ball; 3rd prize.
pair Indian clubs.
$40, bicycle race, EIks temple. west
to Mesnard on Hancock, north on
Mesnard to Quincy and east on Quin-
cy to Scott hotel, LIST prize 81 tool
set; 2nd prize, SO bicycle lamp; 3rd
prize, 81 bicycle lamp.
$3.50 p. m, Scott hotel. tug of war |
six men on team, Quincy miners. Han
cock miners and Longshorcmen. prize |
s15.
400 p. m, another creased pig will |
pc released in front of Gartncr's store
IN Quincy street.
1920 p. m. Gartners store going
vest roller skating races for boys and
Urls, the prizes being as follows:
iirls' race, LIST prize, pair roller
kates; 2nd prize, sweater: 3rd prize
BRACELET. Boys race, LIST prize. pair
The Calumet news. [volume] (Calumet, Mich.) 1907-1938, 1914-06-29
HISTORIC POINT MARKED.

A committee Of the Laramie Wyo.,
Daughters Of the American Revolution
have located a site for a monument to
mark the location of Forst Sanders.
This monument will be of granite
about eight feet high. and will stand
on an eminence about fifty yards north
OF Soldier creek, on the county road.
which is also the Lincoln Memorial
highway, and in plain view of incom-
ing trains on the Union Pacific. Fort
Sanders was originally Fort Bulford,
named in honor Of Mai Bulford, who
commanded troops here in early days,
later the name being changed TO Fort
The Calumet news. [volume] (Calumet, Mich.) 1907-1938, 1914-06-29
WILL ASK LEGISLATURE
FOR ADDITIONAL FUNDS

Sast Lansing, Mich. June 29.-The
growth and development experienced
by NJ. \. c. within the past year has
made 1t likely. according to Secretary
y. NJ Brown, of the state board Of
agriculture, that the college will. i'm
1915, ask the state legislature To in
crease the college appropriation from
the present one-tenth mill tax TO one
fifth. The present small allowance be-
ing paid the college has so shackled
the institutions activities that curtail-
ments have been made in almost every
department.
The 1913 legislature passed a one
sixth mill tax for NJ. \. c.. but this was
Knocked out by the supreme court.
since the one-sixth tax measure was
passed, however, new burden has
been placed upon the college by the
Lever law. This provides an annually |
increasing appropriation from the fed |
eral government TO be devoted to ex- |
tension work, but the state can share |
in the government money only by |
spending an equal amount and within |
10 years the fund necessary to meet
this expense will total more than $780,
poo This will all he turned directly To |
The benefit OF farmers throughout |
Michigan.
The expansion which within the past
I'VE years has taken place at the East i
lansing institution has also made the
erection of new buildings imperative. II
nder present conditions practically
very department is overcrowded. II
vas hoped to begin work on the new
library and auditorium this summer
'ut the supreme courts action making
he one-siXth mill tax law void has
compelled postponement of auditorium
,lans.
The Calumet news. [volume] (Calumet, Mich.) 1907-1938, 1914-06-29
An
been
tiClNNts
9Th.

TIL
CoT)I
on A
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War
elect
StoIl
The Calumet news. [volume] (Calumet, Mich.) 1907-1938, 1914-06-29
pISPELLlNG A ISLANDER AGAINST
HE FINNISH PEOPLE.

The efforts of leading copper country
Finnish citizens to dispel the impress
sion. which had It's birth during the
recent strike, that the Finnish citizens
of this district as class are Social
lists. are bearing fruit Yesterdays
anti Socialist demonstration in Han
cock was splendid success, convinc-
ing that the Finnish people are loyal
TO the country OF their adoption.
The Firms appreciate the freedom
they have found in the United States.
oppressed i'm their native land they
have found here a haven where every
man has equal rights under the law.
And they have prospered because they
have been free 10 apply themselves to
their vocations and because their spir-
IL has not been crushed.
There are some among them who
lack this appreciation of the advant-
ages this country offers but they are
small i'm number, comparatively, and
the percentage is no greater than may
be found among any other nationality
native Americans not excepted.
The Finnish anti-socialist clubs are
doing a work which will reveal the
truth SO far as the patriotism Of their
members are concerned. The Hanc ock
demonstration gives some idea Of their
zeal The splendid movement will pro-
coed and on every possible occasion,
and in their daily lives, the Finnish
people of the copper country Will do
their full share in combating Social
ism, a campaign in which every good
American citizen of the district is in
torested.
The Calumet news. [volume] (Calumet, Mich.) 1907-1938, 1914-06-29

The fight within the Democratic
party in New York hs ended i'm the
rout of the state Der nocracy and a
sweeping victory for Tammany. on
showdown AT conference of the
state committee, the note was 90 for
Tammany and 20 for the ants. II is
now, as it has been for years. that
Tammany is the Democratic party i'm
New York and Charles r. Murphy is
still the boss.
The Calumet news. [volume] (Calumet, Mich.) 1907-1938, 1914-06-29
NEW s12,ooo,ooo r. r. LINE.

Toronto Ont, June "a notable
addition To the transportation faCili-
ties between Toronto and Montreal be-
came available today with opening of
the now Lake Shore line of the Cana
dian Pacific to passenger traffic The
new line has been two years in build
ing and was constructed at a cost OF
about SD O0O 900
The Calumet news. [volume] (Calumet, Mich.) 1907-1938, 1914-06-29

In the presidential election Of 1912
the vote in Kansas was: Wilson. 49,
$40; Roosevelt, 12O123; Taft 74,S44.
Now comes William Allen White. chief
bull moose, and says he does not ex-
poet there will be polled exceeding s.
600 bull moose votes at the coming pri-
mary, and this seems to be an admis-
sion that the party has practically
vanished in Kansas.