The Chickasha daily express. (Chickasha, Indian Territory [Okla.]) 1899-current, 1914-10-06
:saaAEIHIHG WENT WRONG:
BY SADIE WOODS.


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MY. but you've got cold!" said
the girl with the accentuated robes.
pierre collar at the enamelware coun-
ter as she paused in the act Of putting
q nicked saucepan under the pile out
OF sight
aGold?" echoed the girl at the small
hardware counter in tone of infinite
scorn. Got a gold? What I've got
is as an iceberg to a small icicle when
1t comes to colds! But ! thought
had good time getting it, M'ree!"
"Howjuh do it?' inquired the girl
Sglfh the robespierre collar.
why. the Jolly Rover Social club
gave midsummer party the other
night" explained the afflicted one.
in zero weather." cried the girl at
the enamelware. For the lands sake.
Were they crazy? S'pose you had a
beach party and went for swim, and
had ice cream for refreshments after
ward! B-r-r-rl"
Nod exactly" said the sufferer.
"Of course. it was zero, but that's
what made 1t interesting. It's always
interesting to do things people don't
expect you to do, isn't it?"
Maybe" agreed the girl at the en-
amelware counter. But there are linn
it's Now, If any one requested me to
go on a violet picking expedition In
January 1t would be unexpected, but,
nevertheless. crazy. l hope have
sense enough to know snowbank
from steam radiator. don't wonder
you have a cold"
I'VE had the party at the hail." ex-
planned the girl at the hardware coun-
ter. "And it would have been all right
only something seemed to go wrong
with the heating plant. The president
of the club said he told the janitor to
have 1t hotter than usual. but the jani-
tor must have got mixed and done the
opposite. So when we came In dressed
In white crgandies and such things
everybody turned purple almost at
once.
Now, 1t doesn't help girls temper
to know that she's light heliotrope
tinge and she can't be her own sweet
self when she realizes that she has q
bright red nose and goose pimples on
her hands and arms! So everybody
started with a bad temper Jimmy
said stepped on his feet. but didn't
lit was his last summer shoes that
were too small for him and his feet
were numb from cold, anyhow. He
didn't listen kindly to my explanation,
because when we sat down to talk
there was an icy blast from the win.
dow right down his collar. and Jimmy
is awfully sensitive to drafts. So he
got mad at me and went over to talk
to that Flossy Soller-her In the rib.
bons- because he said he wouldn't get
pneumonia for any girl and had put
him there on purpose.
ITO get even with Jimmy smiled at
Percy Wagner and he took me to have
some lemonade that ought a. been
boiled, 1t was SO cold, and then he sat
me down In a corner and talked to
me, and Jimmy could see us, and
wouldn't a. moved IL I'd frozen to the
spot. / most did, too, because there
was a cold air radiator in. the floor
right there and know the other end
was connected with the north pole.
had on my ruffied dimity and white
shoes and hosiery and my teeth were
chattering. Percy's nose looked frost
bitten and his knees knocked together.
When we tried to dance we sort of fell
around like clothespins.
Then we sat in circle and ate ice
cream and our throats froze up till we
ought a. called plumber and every.
body said, Amt we having a fine
timer And Jimmy glowed till was
afraid his face would crack with the
cold and everything. Then finally.
Just as Percy and / we're getting some
more lemonade. Jimmy grabbed me by
the arm.
Say he hissed. I've had enough
Of that sissy fellow trailing after you!'
Just as drew away, indignant like
for nobody can boss me even If 1t is
Jimmy sort of fell against the
lemonade bowl and it tipped over and
soaked Jimmy and me. I'd hate to
think it OF Percy, but can't see how
he could have upset that bowl without
planning 1t.
well, of course, Jimmy and l had
to go home then, and my. the Ian
guage that man used was something
wonderful! I didn't see how there
could be any more language in the
world, but found there was, for when
we started to get off the street car
Jimmy found his duck trousers that
had got soaked with lemonade were
frozen to the seat. The conductor
wouldn't hold the car while Jimmy
tore them loose, He said there were
no rules n regulations requiring con.
ductor to delay service just because
a passenger got frozen to the seat.
by the time we got home my dimi-
ty dress skirt was SO frozen with
lemonade that 1t rastled like tin, and
when hit the doorpost It cracked and
ruined itself. / s'pose must a. got
my gold somehow during the eve
ming"
at looks that way agreed the girl
Il the enamelware counter.