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The Tucumcari news and Tucumcari times. [volume] (Tucumcari, N.M.) 1907-1921, 1914-07-16
Valuable Information.

A happy couple were on their way
TO Scotland. They had to change
trains at Carlisle. and an obliging por.
ter, while struggling with the lug.
gage. noticed that the young lady's
hair was dotted with rice. lie up.
preached the young man and, pulling
a folded paper fromm his pocket, said;
"A present for you, sir. with the
company's compliments"
Indeed" said the traveller: what Is
it?"
"A railway map. sir"
"Oh, thank you, but what are these
marks in blue p%encil?"
That's the beauty OF II. sir; those
marks show just where the tunnels are
and their length."-London Tit.Bits.
The Tucumcari news and Tucumcari times. [volume] (Tucumcari, N.M.) 1907-1921, 1914-07-16
Modern BusinesR Man

How was the game. Plimson? ?"
asked Wlthersly.
Don't ask me-" growled Plimson.
Jus; as ! was starting for the park a
man came In and iR8isted on talking
business to ms the whole afternoon"
That's tough. lie took up your
time and you got nothing"
"Oh, | made $1,000, confound the
luck"
The Tucumcari news and Tucumcari times. [volume] (Tucumcari, N.M.) 1907-1921, 1914-07-16
FREE RANGE FOR THE CHICKS
Fed In Hoppers With Two Compare.
ments-Wster Given From Barrel
Placed In Cool Place.
CBy II. @. -wEATHERsToNE-l

Nes
When incubator chickens arc from
eight to ten weeks old, We give them
"a free range. and feed them from
hoppers. which are filled once a week.
These hoppers have two compart.
ments, one for the meal mixture and
the other for the cracked grains.
Some poultry men water their chicks
only once n week, They use a good
sized barrel, hll II with water. and
haul II TO u shady place where II will
keep cool. The barrel is fitted with a
tap. which is set 30 as TO let the water
drop into n pan just fast enough to
keep up the supply without waste.
This plan is followed till the time for
rounding up the chicks for the win
ter.
The Tucumcari news and Tucumcari times. [volume] (Tucumcari, N.M.) 1907-1921, 1914-07-16
LACKING in SeIf.Assertlon.

Abner Appledry-Jay Green amt
got no more pride and independence
about him than n rabbit!
Ashton Allred-Say. ha amt?
Abner Appledry-Nah! Whenever
he takes a ride on the cars he never
stamps up and down the aisles nor
stands out on the back platform, to
show everybody that he knows his
rights, but just sits still in his seat
like he was In church.-Puck.
The Tucumcari news and Tucumcari times. [volume] (Tucumcari, N.M.) 1907-1921, 1914-07-16
Lowest Bidder.

Il have come 10 ask tor the hand
OF your daughter" announced the
young
Have q chair" said her father.
kindly, 81 presume you have made an
estimate OF what IL will cost To keep
my daughter in the style to which she
has been accustomed
II have. sir"
And your figures"
Ten thousand dollars a year
I'm sorry, my boy" said the older
man, but | cannot afford 10 throw
away s., 600 a year. Another sutton
has figured he can do Il for Sc, 900"
The Tucumcari news and Tucumcari times. [volume] (Tucumcari, N.M.) 1907-1921, 1914-07-16
MRS. WINN'S
ADVICE TO WOMEN
Kansas City, Mo. THE doctors told
me ] would never be n mother. Every

m the pains
were 30 bad that I
could not bear my
weight on ono foot
II began taking Ly-
|dia +. Pink h n ms
V Vegetable Com
pound and had not
finished the first bot
tile W h en- ! felt
greatly relieved and
II took II until it
lrnada ma aound ana
The Tucumcari news and Tucumcari times. [volume] (Tucumcari, N.M.) 1907-1921, 1914-07-16
Hardest FowI to Raise.

Turkeys are the hardest Of all birds
90 raise in the brooder. Better raise
them with a hen. placing about q
dozen poults with each hon. The
small birds cannot stand crowdinx.
which may often be the case In tho
brooder.
The Tucumcari news and Tucumcari times. [volume] (Tucumcari, N.M.) 1907-1921, 1914-07-16
Good and Bad Cows.

One OF the commonest blunders the
farmer mases In that of keeping what
he considers good dairy cows. when.
II he would keep a close record Of
them. he would find that they are
barely paying for their feed, 10 say
nothing OF their care.
The Tucumcari news and Tucumcari times. [volume] (Tucumcari, N.M.) 1907-1921, 1914-07-16

the health OF the fowls which al en-
dure dirty litter almost TO the point OF
flthiness with less harmful effect.
Remove the damp litter al ono
wen though II has just been put In.
No litter at all would be better than
damp litter. Occasionally, one must
expect TO find the weather against him.
Even poultry men cannot expect to
find II all sunshine. Make the best of
II and supply new and dry litter at a
trifling cost rather than sustain big
losses In fowls or reproduction
probably both.
The Tucumcari news and Tucumcari times. [volume] (Tucumcari, N.M.) 1907-1921, 1914-07-16
FORAGE for c

Do you know that a patch OF ground
sown to turnips now will In a few
weeks provide forage for the ducksH
They are so fond OF this that they
often eat young turnips right out OF
the ground.
The Tucumcari news and Tucumcari times. [volume] (Tucumcari, N.M.) 1907-1921, 1914-07-16
Surprised.

THAT ball game was most interest.
ing" said the man from abroad.
What feature Of the occasion i'm.
pressed you most"
THE crowd. ! don't recall having
seen such u large assemblage OF peo-
pie with nobody dancing the tango"
The Tucumcari news and Tucumcari times. [volume] (Tucumcari, N.M.) 1907-1921, 1914-07-16

Hanford's Balsam OF Myrrh IL itself
an antiseptic and the use of any other
remedy before applying It is
sary. Adv.
The Tucumcari news and Tucumcari times. [volume] (Tucumcari, N.M.) 1907-1921, 1914-07-16

Celery. parsnips and other SLOW
pprouting seed should be soaked for q
day or more before being planted, u
will c,me up quicker II 30 treated and
then placed In moist soil In early
spring.
The Tucumcari news and Tucumcari times. [volume] (Tucumcari, N.M.) 1907-1921, 1914-07-16

For external use on horses nothing
that We know OF equals Hanford's Bal.
sam. Many trainers use II as Il leg
wash because II keeps the skin In fine
condition and should cure lameness.
Adv.
The Tucumcari news and Tucumcari times. [volume] (Tucumcari, N.M.) 1907-1921, 1914-07-16
No Wonder.

II used to go to the theater Just as
a tired business man would"
why did you give It up?"
Il found that II was the plays that
were making me tired"
The Tucumcari news and Tucumcari times. [volume] (Tucumcari, N.M.) 1907-1921, 1914-07-16

II Is better 10 be honest than rich,
but there's no reason why a man
can't be both.
The Tucumcari news and Tucumcari times. [volume] (Tucumcari, N.M.) 1907-1921, 1914-07-16

The horseman wants a check rein,
but the baseball fan prefers a rain
check.
The Tucumcari news and Tucumcari times. [volume] (Tucumcari, N.M.) 1907-1921, 1914-07-16
RIuht and Left Liands.

II our right hand Is not to know
what cur left does, It must not be he.
cause II would be ashamed II It did
Ruskln.
The Tucumcari news and Tucumcari times. [volume] (Tucumcari, N.M.) 1907-1921, 1914-07-16

No, Maudie, dear; a fellow doesn't
have TO indulge In iced drinks to get
IA skate on.
The Tucumcari news and Tucumcari times. [volume] (Tucumcari, N.M.) 1907-1921, 1914-07-16
How To Give OuinIne To Children

FRBRILlNR Is the trademark name given TO an
Improved Quinino. II Is a TAs,eless Syrup. pleas
ant 20 take and does not disturb the stomach
Children take IL and never know Il Is Quinins.
Also especially adapted TO adults who cannot
take ordinary Quinine. Does not nauseate nor
cause nervousness nor ringins In che head. Try
pose. Ask for a-ounce original package. Tho
nsme FEBRlLIkE Is blown In bottle. as cents
The Tucumcari news and Tucumcari times. [volume] (Tucumcari, N.M.) 1907-1921, 1914-07-16
Not lIiararN.

Jail Visitor-You say that a love for
books brought you here. my man?
Prisoner-Yes, mum, pocket books.
The Tucumcari news and Tucumcari times. [volume] (Tucumcari, N.M.) 1907-1921, 1914-07-16
Only One "BROMO OuININEv

To get the genuine. call for full name. LAxA.
TIVE BRoMo ouININE. Look for signature OF
X. w. GROVE. Cures a Cold In One Day. StopG
cough aud headache. and works OF cold. aSe.
The Tucumcari news and Tucumcari times. [volume] (Tucumcari, N.M.) 1907-1921, 1914-07-16

For gals use Hanford's Balsam
ADV.
The Tucumcari news and Tucumcari times. [volume] (Tucumcari, N.M.) 1907-1921, 1914-07-16

Try Murine Bye Esmedy Tor Red. Weak. Watery
i ess' E ssa co a,siasl"'s %u, s's sos hod No s%asS re- s,s
by mail Free. Murine Eye ncmedy Co., Chicago.
The Tucumcari news and Tucumcari times. [volume] (Tucumcari, N.M.) 1907-1921, 1914-07-16

For fresh uts apply Hanford's Bal.
sam. ADV.
The Tucumcari news and Tucumcari times. [volume] (Tucumcari, N.M.) 1907-1921, 1914-07-16

II you wish beautiful, clear, white
clothes. use Red Cross Ball Blue. At all
good groccrs. Adv.
The Tucumcari news and Tucumcari times. [volume] (Tucumcari, N.M.) 1907-1921, 1914-07-16

Swallowing his pride never yet sat
isfied a mans hunger.
The Tucumcari news and Tucumcari times. [volume] (Tucumcari, N.M.) 1907-1921, 1914-07-16

For proud flesh use lIanford's Bal.
ghm OF Myrrh. ADV.
The Tucumcari news and Tucumcari times. [volume] (Tucumcari, N.M.) 1907-1921, 1914-07-16
Well Kant

II wonder how II Is that Goodfellow
keeps his friends so long,"
HE doesn't wear them out"
The Tucumcari news and Tucumcari times. [volume] (Tucumcari, N.M.) 1907-1921, 1914-07-16
pax.old Chick auaIness.

The day-old chick business does not
stop whom the average breeding time
a over; II continues until lAtSr.
The Tucumcari news and Tucumcari times. [volume] (Tucumcari, N.M.) 1907-1921, 1914-07-16

You lever can tell. Many a bare.
faced lie Is told by a mar with whis-
kers.
The Tucumcari news and Tucumcari times. [volume] (Tucumcari, N.M.) 1907-1921, 1914-07-16
Read NEUTRALITY-SUSPICIOUS. saws,

Cumming, Cal tell some suffer-
ing woman every day Of Lydia e. Pink
hams Vegetable Compound and what IL
has done for me. / could not eat or
sleep, had a bad stomach and was In
misery all the time. ] could not do my
homework or walk any distance without
suffering great pain. l tried doctors
medicines and different patent medi-
cines but failed to get relief. My hus-
band brought home yourVegetable Com
pound aid In two weeks / could eat any,
thing, could sleep Ike n healthy baby,
and walk a long distance without feeling
tired. ! a highly recommend your
Vegetable Compound TO women who
suffer as ] did, and you are at liberty TO
use this letter. Mrs. CHARLIE BAG
LEY, X. 8, Cumming, Ga
The Tucumcari news and Tucumcari times. [volume] (Tucumcari, N.M.) 1907-1921, 1914-07-16

well, and ] now have two fne baby
girls. cannot praise Lydia r. Pink
bam's Vegetable Compound too highly
for what IL has done for me. ! always
speak q word In favor Of your medicine
20 other women who suffer when I have
Tn opportunity. - Mrs. II. T. VIM,
l225 Fremont Ave, Kansas City, Mo.
The Tucumcari news and Tucumcari times. [volume] (Tucumcari, N.M.) 1907-1921, 1914-07-16

W.. N. w., okIahOms City, No. 2s-ist
Honolulu star-bulletin. [volume] (Honolulu [Oahu, Hawaii]) 1912-2010, 1914-12-09
.INMzzOl|RAIS
.iYrIIBERTYBAL
/. FOR MD.VEEK

Burr Mcintosh will play leading
part in the big six-reel presentation
of Augustus Thomas famous master
piece, In Mizzoura," the new mid
week offering at Ye Liberty theater.
Mcintosh. takes the important role
with his usual force and ability. The
role of heroine, which requires more
than ordinary good acting, particular
ly of the emotional kind, is most ably
rendered by Marguerite Clayton.
In MiZZoura" is wonderful We
,hicle for the presentation of a heart
interest drama. There are more than
200 picturesque scenes in the play.
The plot is laid in The sunny southland
and from Bowling Green, Kentucky, to
the wilds of Pike county, Missouri, the
spectator is carried through series
of thrilling incidents connected with
the life of big Jim Radburn and Joe
Vernon, which reach a climax in a
daring train robbery and the attend
ant capture of the highwayman. The
story deals with much political 'ntri
que, the attempt having been made to
tasten the crime upon a respected
member of the community who had
been elected to the legislature. 1t
Honolulu star-bulletin. [volume] (Honolulu [Oahu, Hawaii]) 1912-2010, 1914-12-09
Scene stirring Victory Popular theater tonight

Victory" the spectacular drama OF
the sea, taken with the permission
and aid of the United States navy de.
partment, viii be the offering at the
Popular theater tonight, tomorrow and
Friday night This offering viii be
shown for three days only, with mat.
inee each day. r.. a..
Rear-Admiral c.. B. T. Moore and his
staff have been invited to attend as
the guests of the management and
witness their fellow naval officers in
the role of photo-play actors. The
east Of Victory" includes Josephus
Daniels, secretary of the navy; Rear
Admiral Badger, eommandant of the
North Atlantic fleet, whose prompt
action in the Mexican situation last
spring was highly commended by the
government, and Capt. Benson of the
L. s. s. Utah. ...~..' Is, !.
The manufacturers of this elaborate
Honolulu star-bulletin. [volume] (Honolulu [Oahu, Hawaii]) 1912-2010, 1914-12-09
FIX, BUSHMAN
AND COMPANY At
fMP|REITnEA7ER

/ There is always a. warm welcome
awaiting an actor of the stamp Of
Francis X. Bushman and the company
of clever stars by which he has sur
rounded himself in the production OF
sterling dramas. Telling story that
will make a strong appeal to those
who seek powerful and. stirring situa-
lions, The Forlorn Hope" will be
found picture that plainly depicts
the trials and difficulties in which an
interruptions politician brings q cor
poration A Forlorn Hope. viii be
the star offering at the Empire Thea
ter this afternoon and evening. Ex-
tremely melodramatic and thrilling
but thoroughly consistent this feature
has won unusual distinction in the
current successes on the mainland,
The treatment of the plot ineorpor-
ated in the drama, The Smuggier's
Daughter" is such that its. value as a
high class, production Is remarkable.
]. Warren Ksrrigan, the we'll known
actor, has an important part IN the
presentation of the play.
Rated as one Of the funniest, of
farce comedies, a story woven about
d country town, giving opportunity
for the best in company of merry
makers, "a Small Town Act" shows a
series Of sfde-splitting pranks. .
"Iron and .Steel, a story woven
about the crook life Of a great city,
is so far out of tine ordinary that it
appears as new Of plot and execu-
ton. Maurice Costello and Mary
Charleston appear on the screen after
long absence In the title roles. The
picture is declared by critics as we'll
worthy of the name of feature"
Honolulu star-bulletin. [volume] (Honolulu [Oahu, Hawaii]) 1912-2010, 1914-12-09

: film are billing it as the world s
greatest spectacular war drama" and
it is said to abound with thrilling sit.
uations, including naval and land en-
gagements in which Notifications are
wrecked and warships sent to- Davy
Jones' locker.
The use of the hydroaeroplane in
modern warfare is demonstrated in
several scenes during the action of
this film.
AS thriller fer those who love the
glory of war ii would be hard to find a
picture that excels Victory" while
for others who are attracted by the
gentler pursuit CT love, there is a
strain of romance-which leads to the
wars-running through the entire per-
fCrmance.
An entire change of the Perils> of
Pauline and a later Pathe Weekly will
conclude the performance.
Honolulu star-bulletin. [volume] (Honolulu [Oahu, Hawaii]) 1912-2010, 1914-12-09
THE CONSPIRACY
NEXT OFFERING
At THE BLjOU

The Conspiracy" the great detec-
tive play by Robert Baker and John
Emerson. will be presented at the BIZ
jou theater commencing tomorrow
night. by the Players All-Star Com,
bany. Winthrop Clavering, writer of
crime stories and solver OF mysteries,
is ridiculed by rival literary men and
the majority Of reporters who claim
his successful solutions of battling
crimes have been due to luck rather
than skill A mysterious murder Oc.
ours in an apartment house. Clavering
engages a stenographer, Margaret
Holt, a young CIR. who has been a
white slave victim. but has made her
escape, and who also committed the
crime. Clavering is writing a story
on this crime and Margaret is obliged
to write it from dictatioR. Clavering
discovers that she is the T1urGereSs
and threatens to take her to the po-
lice. The play is full of thrills and
yet one that contains many laughable
situations with powerful roles. The
Conspiracy is now playing in New
York in it's sixteenth month.
Tonight will be the last perform
ance of "Officer CSC" perhaps the fun
niest farce comedy ever produced in
Honolulu. which is attracting large
crowds nightly. Each member of the
Players is seen to excellent advantage
in this comedy and Officer 666" is
enc Of many amusing complications,
Honolulu star-bulletin. [volume] (Honolulu [Oahu, Hawaii]) 1912-2010, 1914-12-09

Good crowds at each performance is
the order of things at the Opera House
this week, where the big American
European vaudeville is the attraction
Admitted by the critics to be the
best vaudeville Offering that has ap-
peared in Honolulu in long time. the
several turns are holding up their end
at each performance. 49,.
Honolulu star-bulletin. [volume] (Honolulu [Oahu, Hawaii]) 1912-2010, 1914-12-09

The next offering at the Popular
|theater viii be "Brewster's Millions"
tah exciting and laughable photo-play,
(which opens Saturday matinee for a
run CT three days.
Honolulu star-bulletin. [volume] (Honolulu [Oahu, Hawaii]) 1912-2010, 1914-12-09

At least a dozen persons were hurt,
two seriously, when team driven by
Mrs. Louis Van Wyck of Scarsdale,
N. Y, bolted in the Tercentenary pa
rade in. New York, and dashed INFO
the crowd. 49,
Honolulu star-bulletin. [volume] (Honolulu [Oahu, Hawaii]) 1912-2010, 1914-12-09

The performance will conclude Sat
urday night, and it will be impossible
to secure the service OF any of the
acts for a longer time. As a conse-
quence it would be we'll for everyone
who has not taken advantage of this
attraction to do so during the next
few days. %..lJ
Honolulu star-bulletin. [volume] (Honolulu [Oahu, Hawaii]) 1912-2010, 1914-12-09

Forbaeh, Germany, is said to have
the most profitable town forest known;
| it yields an annual net gain of $12. IA
per acre.
Rock Island Argus. (Rock Island, Ill.) 1893-1920, 1914-08-27
ANDERSoN-ScHMIDT.

Miss Katherine Schmidt, daughter of
Mrs. William Schmidt of Moline and
Spencer Anderson also of that city,
were married at o'clock yesterday
afternoon at the parsonage of the Sec
ond Congregational church, Rev. r.
s. Haney performing the ceremony.
The bridal couple was attended by
Miss Louise Schmidt, sister oil the
bride, and Hjalmar Cedar. 4 wedding
supper was served at the brides
home with only members of the i'm
mediate families as guests. The bride
wore a pretty gown of embroidered
organdy. and a corsage bouquet of
white rosebuds. Mr.. Anderson is en-
ployed. as a printer by the Moline
Mail Publishing company and he and
his bride will go to housekeeping i'm
mediately at 1919 Thirteenth avenue.
Moline.
Rock Island Argus. (Rock Island, Ill.) 1893-1920, 1914-08-27
MRS. SOL HIRscH FOR MISS
KLEIN

Mrs. Sol Hirsch of Moline was a
bridge hostess of yesterday. entertain
ing a company of friends as a pre-
nuptial courtesy to Miss Corinne Klein
Of Davenport. Miss Rae Rosenstein
of Moline won the high score favor in
the games. A luncheon was served
late in the afternoon, the table decora-
tions of lilies and a.ters carrying out
the bride-to-be's chosen wedding col
ors. A large white cake held the place
of honor in the center of the table.
Favors were miniature brides dressed
in white satin and veil. Miss Klein
was presented with a handsome wicker
basket as a party gift. The Misses
Pauline Levi of this city and Pauline
Moritz of Davenport are entertaining
at the Outing club this afternoon for
Miss Klein.
Rock Island Argus. (Rock Island, Ill.) 1893-1920, 1914-08-27
ScHMIDT-SAckVILLE.

Miss Maud Elizabeth Sackville. mem
Der of a prominent pioneer family OF
Coal Valley, was married at high noon
yesterday to Louis Schmidt, a Taylor
Ridge farmer. The ceremony took
place in the home of the bride in Coal
Valley, Rev. William Beard of the
Presbyterian church officiating, and
was followed by a wedding dinner.
Relatives and friends to the number of
so were the invited guests. The bride
was becomingly attired in white chif-
fon over white satin. Miss Edna Dial
luege played the wedding march and
the attendants were Mr.. and Mrs
Harry Wynn, brother-in-law and sis
ter Of the bride. Raymond SackvilIe,
a brother of the bride. was ringbearer
and Iona Richter, flower girl. Miss
Sackville was born and reared in
Coal Valley and has been a teacher in
the public schools, most recently at
Illinois City. The bridal couple left
by auto for this city from where they
will go to Colorado Springs. If suited
with Colorado they will make their
home there.
Rock Island Argus. (Rock Island, Ill.) 1893-1920, 1914-08-27
PRETTY BIRTHDAY PARTY.

Mrs. Fay Andrews-Clark 1O1I Elgh-
teenth avenue. delightfully."- entertain
ed ut a birthday party for her mother,
Mrs. Alfred Andrews of South Rock
Island: yesterday. The afternoon was
mots enjoyably spent in contests,
games and music, and a delicious lunch
con was served by the hostess. The
decorations were carried out in law
ender and white. The table center
piece was. large plateau, on rshich
was set an antique vase of flowers
surrounded by smilax. Streamers of
lavender and white extended from the
chandelier to the silver mounting of
the plateau. During luncheon Miss
Lucy Hulsbrink sang, accompanied by
Mrs Cecilia Andrews. Pictures in
groups were taken in various ways by
Mrs. Mary McKeag. Prizes in the con-
tests were won by Mrs. Mary Schmidt,
Mrs. Mabel Hollopeter and Dorothy
Burton. Mrs. Andrews was the recip-
lent of many beautiful gifts as re-
membranes of the occasion.
Rock Island Argus. (Rock Island, Ill.) 1893-1920, 1914-08-27

xTOC think that Is = funny ti.le for
story? We'll, perhaps II IS,
4 but let ne tell you something.
the 'ciiy-broLe" squirrel was funnier
still!
horses. though IN these days OF many
automobiles We don't think much about
;hem. bit who ever heard OF CITY
broke squirrel
But there was one. and this is the
true story about him
This certain squirrel, his name was
Rushy lived IN = woodsy college CAM
pts on the edge OF 4 small city. No,
] won't tell YOU what city. Tor then
voti would all 60 20 see BuShy and he
would be embarrassed by so many
czllersl
Bushy had Z home up in one OF the
big old trees OF the campuS-thcrc he
lived and there he stored his nuts Tor
winter eating.
One summer he noticed unusual noise
and commotion across the street
i wonder what can be going on
over there" Bushy wondered to him
self as he surveyed the scene. Seems
as # they were trying TO do some
thing"
He scurried down one branch, cock
ed his head knowingly TO one side, then
gave sure leap TO another branch
ard scrambled up to the tree trunk
I can't seem 10 see ANYTHING here"
he grunbled, Il believe III run down
10 the curb stone
So he did.
And there he heard all about the new
happening.
4 new house was 10 be built, he
heard two men talking about Il And a
new house meant men and cOmmotIon
and strange new things.
I'm afraid I'm not going TO like
this building business" said Bushy TO
himself. and he surveyed the scene
with disfavor.
For many days he watched the work
men and the horses from a safe perch
IN the trees.
They really don't seem inclined TO
bother me much" Bushy decided after