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The times dispatch. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1903-1914, 1914-06-10
Waysidc Chats With
Old Virginia Editors

Eleven candidates have entered tho
Guhcrnatorial race In South Carolina.
Iut II cannot be worse, no matter
which OF them Is chosen" 1t could DO
worse; 1t could be Cole Blcasc
The times dispatch. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1903-1914, 1914-06-10

And what has become of the old
fashioned woman who used to control
her husband with a rolling pin?--
Washington Herald.
The times dispatch. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1903-1914, 1914-06-10
Dr.. Brady's Health Talks
WHAT CERTIFIED MILK MEANS.

Notwithstanding the humorous gibes
ut certified and "antiseptlcf babies
pcrpctrated by photographers. the popu-
larity of certified milk grows year by
year as parents learn more of Its value.
Whether or not Il father" takes any
stock in the germ theory" 1t Is rare
ly, indeed. that a father will not glad
~ go down into his pocket and pay
an extra price for certified milk. onco
he has chance to see how his child
thrives on II.
Ordinary market milk is incredibly
dirty, especially In the summer mon tbs
MILK comes from the uddcr OF healthy
cows practically sterile, or FREQ from
germs. but each step In It's handling
under ordinary conditions Increases
the contamination from dirt, and by
the time the milk reaches tho consumer
IT is swarming with germs OF all
kinds. For instance. In Washington
Market. milk contains an average OF
100000 germs per tcaspoonful: New
York city permits Il maximum OF about
100000 per tcaspoonful: Boston. half
that number: Rochester. y. Y. famous
as city of good sanitation, fixes tho
limit at about 100000 per teaspoonful-
and has correspondingly low death
rate among young children.
The times dispatch. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1903-1914, 1914-06-10

Colonel Roosevelt arouses various
emotions IN various people. ranging ali
me Way from loyal affection to impla-
cahlo hatred, but nobody has ever had
occasion TO feel sorry for him because
he's down and out.-Kansas City Star.
The times dispatch. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1903-1914, 1914-06-10

Hotel Wa!ter-Comc. sir, you really
must go of To bed. sir CYawnsl
Why. the dawns a-brcakins, sir.
Late fovcler--l.ct it breaL-and put
1t down In the bill, waitcr.-Punch.
The times dispatch. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1903-1914, 1914-06-10
pr,ct,cinr for the tutur.

Tho Colonel says he subsistcd on
monkeys in Brazil. And no viii have
to repeat the performance in this coun-
try II he keeps himself alive politically.
KANSAS City journal.
The times dispatch. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1903-1914, 1914-06-10
How MIX In Kept Glenn.

Rochester filters samples OF each
dairymans product, then invites GUS
toners 10 step in and see how much
dirt their milkman furnishes gratis
with his milk-it shows on the cotton.
Certified milk Is simply clean milk
milk produced and handled under the
>strictcst sanitary conditions. II never
contains more than $4,000 germs per
tcaspoonful. and usually not more than
Il tenth as many. and it never con-
tains any disease pr oducinS germs at
all.
The cows in certified dairy arc
cared for by employees who are them
selves under medical supervision all
the time. The stables c-s kept as clean
as any woman's kitchen. The pals,
pans, bottles, everything that touches
the milk, are stcrilized before using,
The animals are examined regularly
by veterinarians TO exclude tubercu-
losis or any other disease The milk
crs wash their hands before milking,
wear fresh Numbered suits. and place
the milk in Cooling-rooms Immediate
". The milk Is kept on Ice until
II reaches the consumers Kitchen. All
Of these precautions cost money. and
hence the increased price asked for
certified milk.
But what Is tho price OF 4 cigar
each day rs compared with health In
surancc for your baby? Certified milk
tho market for children. 1t Is an in
justice not to supply the baby with 1t
If he must 1.-Two on the bottle Before
many years all marketed milk viii
be certified The public will demand
The times dispatch. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1903-1914, 1914-06-10

y map of air currents for acronaut-
is 10 hc drawn up: ct prcson, tho at
mosphcrc consists largely Of Rivers OF
Doubt.-Ncw York Evening poyt
The times dispatch. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1903-1914, 1914-06-10

Gcorraphers may doubt that Colonel
Roosevelt discovered q river. hu; h.
certainly discovered Il euro for nbcsi,v
Chicago News.
The times dispatch. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1903-1914, 1914-06-10

Quoting an exchange az saying that
"rhe !. w. w. plans Il fight for free
speech" tho IIarrisonburg News-Rec-
ord remarks that IL thought they had
been having all the free speech that
was coming to them" It's not free
speech they want; It's tho right tic
make other folks listen to them when
they talk.
The times dispatch. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1903-1914, 1914-06-10

y Washington correspondent, who
takes exception to the statement OF
The Times-Dispatch that lIuerta has
not kept faith with the United States,
asks for particulars for this as
founding assertion" The case of
Private Parks, the treatment OF Con
sui Silliman. the increase in the army
facing Vera Cruz and the order to
darken the coast lighthouses might
be cited rs instances. The stories
brought back by refugees, If they are
TO be believed and we admit all Of
them arc not-might furnish others.
The times dispatch. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1903-1914, 1914-06-10

Every time ono OF Mr. Brynn's ideas
shows signs OF wofiliug out success
FUZZY his enemies begin to hate him
worse than cver.-Chicago News
And every tiuc he doesn't star, a
row in the Cabinet they begin 10 cir
culate rumors OF a row.
Scientists say ice cream and choco-
late candy Will cure the wh!sltcv
habit. Eut after man Is dead what
difference docs IT make 20 him whether
he died of alcoholism or indiccst!on2
Now they" say that irr,tabiNty in
q woman may he cured by feeding her
cream. Hut would II not Increase her
irritahiliy 20 intimate that sho S. n
cat
Colonel Wattcrson says there are
two Rooscvclts. What does the other
one hnG 10 DO?
The minority has spent It's day in
talk tho majority will now use It's
day TO pass the tolls bin.
There's drawbacks to everything
Tako this "go-to-church'' campaign
for Instance. Tho sunraRettes do ii
Carrenza wil cons,dcr an armis,lce
with Iiucrta after no reaches Mexico
II tho m!litau.s wish to get in right,
why don't they destroy . cubist pic
iura?
They haven't accused villa ye, Of
being = candidate for tho Nobel peace
prize.
-
The times dispatch. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1903-1914, 1914-06-10
Questions and An.uern

IL. l.. s. writes: Please give normal
pulsc-ratc for a child aged six years.
Answer: About ninety beats per min
ute.
The times dispatch. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1903-1914, 1914-06-10

The Wise Virginian thinks the Ron
noke Times talk of presenting facts Is
u joke, but it Is not. It's tragic-and
pathetic.
The times dispatch. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1903-1914, 1914-06-10

CONGRESSMAN Brittcn gets his name
into the Congressional Record Tho
folks back homo must be proud OF
him.
The times dispatch. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1903-1914, 1914-06-10

Or. Brady Will answer nil questions
pertaining TO health. If your question
is OF general interest 81 will be an
swercd through these columns:
II not II will be answered
personally II stamped envelope
envelope is inclosed. DR.. Brady
will not prescribe for individual cases
or make diagnoses. Address all let
ters to Dr. William Brady, care Of The
Times Dispatch.
The times dispatch. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1903-1914, 1914-06-10
The Bright Side

Ovcruorkcd.
indignant Poiitician-Why didn't
you print all OF my speech?
Country Editor-WcN. 10 tell tho
truth. boss. We ran clean out OF con-
i;al Is
Not Literary.
JAN N!si;or-You say that lovo
!oF DOCKS brought you here, my poor
man.
frisoner-fcs. mum-pocketboofs
For the Asking.
Sally-lias Bertha taken her PHI
D.?
Sue--No. but she will II he pro.
poses.-Womans Homo Companion.
The times dispatch. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1903-1914, 1914-06-10

Driver writes: While In swimming
last Sunday / suddenly went deaf /
had never notice l anything wrong
with my ears before. Could II be an
injury 10 tho drums? II seems TO stay
just about the same until now.
Answer: IT is probably due 10 n Mug
OF wax In the car canal, which swellcd
when water entered your ears Visit
your doctor, an car specialist or a dis
pensary. and have the ears examined.
The times dispatch. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1903-1914, 1914-06-10

Tho Administrative Board VIII prove
its worth II it make efficiency the only
qualification for Office
The times dispatch. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1903-1914, 1914-06-10
Bungling Friends.

The Ninth Dis,ric, is stu waiting
The times dispatch. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1903-1914, 1914-06-10
The Coming Side Cnr.

Richmond certainly gave the Wolfe
Prophets warm welcome
The times dispatch. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1903-1914, 1914-06-10

Just because Sister Bertha called him
IAN old darling the editor of the New
port News Press calls her Il ilirt. Which
does the Newport News veteran OBJ
icct io-thc adjective old" or tho
term Of endcarment?
The times dispatch. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1903-1914, 1914-06-10

They haven't accused villa yet OF
being = candidate for tho Nobel peace
prize.
The times dispatch. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1903-1914, 1914-06-10

Now they" say that irr,tahilty in
q woman may hc cured by feeding her
cream. Hut would II not Increase her
lrritahllity 20 intimate that sho S. n
The times dispatch. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1903-1914, 1914-06-10

The Clifton Forge Review accuses
The Timcs-Dispa and the Columbia
6. % state Of being patrons OF tho
same rc3dY-madc editorial establish
mcut. We assure tho Review that.
while VIC understand that il considers
il It great compliment TO judge uS by
Itself, We prefer bricllbats.
The times dispatch. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1903-1914, 1914-06-10

Colonel Wattcrson says there are
two Rooscvclts. What does the other
one hnG 10 DO?
The times dispatch. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1903-1914, 1914-06-10

II tho mllitau.s wish to get IN right.
why don't thcy destroy . cubist pic
iura?
The times dispatch. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1903-1914, 1914-06-10
Instances,

Register to-day. Don, put :, off.
The times dispatch. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1903-1914, 1914-06-10

DO Love Marriages Turn Out Best"
is headline over a clipping in the
Danvillc lee. They do if they are love
marriages.
The times dispatch. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1903-1914, 1914-06-10

The minority has spent It's day ,r
talk tho majority will now use It:
day TO pass the tolls bin.
The times dispatch. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1903-1914, 1914-06-10

ihc rise IN the price 81 Breakfast food il
on" NOR" vindicaiiou of On 'plnChnt,s fnro
reserve policy washington Post ''''S'
The times dispatch. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1903-1914, 1914-06-10

Carranza VIII considcr an armis,lce
With Hucrta after no reaches Mexico
The times dispatch. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1903-1914, 1914-06-10

There's a drawbacks TO everything.
Tako THIS "Eo-tO-church' campaign.
for Instance. Tho suffraKcttes do 1t.
The times dispatch. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1903-1914, 1914-06-10

From the LynChburG newspapers we
learn that the shoe factories of that
city will soon employ larger number
of men. And we had just been read
ing, too. that the shoe factories Of New
England were being ruined by the new
tariff. Is II tho tarim or competition
of Southern factories that is hurting
New misunderstanding that New
England is being hurt?
The times dispatch. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1903-1914, 1914-06-10

The Farmville Herald IS authority
for the statement that hogs ride in au-
tomobiles in Luncnbi x. They are moro
democratic in Richmond. using tho end
scat or the middle OF the aisle of street
cars.
The times dispatch. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1903-1914, 1914-06-10

The Charlottesville Progress Is cry
ing for ice on Sunday. 1t does come
i'll handy, an acquaintance OF ours tells
us, after Saturday night.
The times dispatch. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1903-1914, 1914-06-10

Tho suGragcttes are busy increas-
Ing England's supply OF old ruins.
The times dispatch. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1903-1914, 1914-06-10

The mediation IS very much Tx. h,e,.
pali,I1you cannot tel unt.l tho ninth innine.
-Phi!ddolnhia Public Ledger '''''''' r.
The Ocala evening star. [volume] (Ocala, Fla.) 1895-1943, 1914-02-23

arriving in Jacksonville was to hunt
a doctors office.
A conductor on a much-traveled
Florida route went over his run for
four days, his face covered with an
eruption. He was taken from his
train with genuine case of small
pox, having exposed four hundred to
five hundred persons to the disease.
He was entirely innocent of inten-
tional offence, but it might have been
avoided had he been vaccinated.
These are but samples of many
similar happenings. And Florida is
no worse than most Of the other
states, for human nature is very
much alike everywhere.
Many instances are on record in
Florida il which ignorance of the
nature of the disease has been the
starting of communal epidemics !;
failure to report known cases, in or
der to avoid quarintine, has been the
beginning OF others, although such
concealment is made a misdemeanor
under the laws of Florida.
The important question in Florida,
as elsewhere, is that of the proven
The Ocala evening star. [volume] (Ocala, Fla.) 1895-1943, 1914-02-23
OCALA, FLORIDA

ton of the disease. QUARANTINE is but
a feeble and uncertain weapon in the
fight. The only sure, unfailing armor
is vaccination.
With the possibilities of exposure
to smallpox at any time and under
unexpected conditions, it is the duty
of every grown-up in Florida to
make himself immune. 1t isn't ask
ing a large sacrifice of any for the
benefit of the public, and if by some
mysterious turn of conditions and
circumstances any person in posses
sion of a well defined case of the dis
ease. he is bound to discover that 1t
is mighty inconvenient to say moth
ing of being dangerous.
In the meantime, our congratula-
tions and best wishes are extended to
Mr. and Mrs. johnson of Georgia for
a long and prosperous life of married
bliss under the protection of vacci-
nation.
The Ocala evening star. [volume] (Ocala, Fla.) 1895-1943, 1914-02-23

The Old Standard general strengthening tonic
GROVES TASTELESS chiE TONIC. drives out
Malaria and builds mp the system. A true tonic
and sure Appetizer. For adults and children. Soc
The Ocala evening star. [volume] (Ocala, Fla.) 1895-1943, 1914-02-23
CHAPTER XIX.
awhak a hoII& Me 20

~ IRK replied dryly. looking the
III Spaniard over with cold blue
|aE9zzEf eyes NO. | think you've
81 gone about far enough
The Ocala evening star. [volume] (Ocala, Fla.) 1895-1943, 1914-02-23

Continued on Last Pags)
New-York tribune., 1914-12-13
FIRE MARSHAL IN
GARAGE CONFERENCE
Both Sides Make Concessions at
Hearing on Proposed
Requirements.

Ea conference held last Wednesday
Z Albany by the State Fire Marshal
al the officers Of the Automobile
Irsds Association Of New York State,
uanderabe progress was made In har-
rsniring the views Of the state author
nss and Of the trade interests regard
70 the new regulations covering
nngss which are being drawn up in
2s State Fire Marshals department.
Z H. Johnston submitted a detailed
rAysiS OF the proposed requirements,
rirang out the specific objections Of
'a automobile men, and these obiec-
'ns we're fully discussed at the hear
3 In 3 number Of cases the Fire
.ArIhal agreed 20 make the desired
rasges. On the other hand, the
z7ge interests accepted consider-
'as number Of the new regulations.
As 70 the questions regarding which
:, agreement could be reached, the
ne Marshal requested the counsel Of
q association, Charles Theddeus Ter
y 70 submit a draft Of regulations
'ileh would embody the garage mems
szs
/ was further agreed that no step
MD be taken toward putting into
ssc. the new regulations until these
n regulations had bsen drafted and
a again been considered in confer
.s,s between the Fire Marshal and the
Agcmobile Trade Association.
New-York tribune., 1914-12-13
SEES BIG TRUCK SALES
Firestone Thinks Scarcity OF
Horses a Prime Factor.

The day of the motor truck Is at
hand, in the opinion Of II. 5. Fire
stone, president of the Firestone Tire
and Rubber Company.
"The two brightest spots in our out
look in 1916" he said, recently, "are
motor trucks for traffic and sutomo-
biles for the farmer, and we can surely
depend upon the European war 70 ex-
pend business in both of these lines.
"Take the motor truck. Thousands
Of horses a day are being destroyed
in the war Six months from now
there will scarcely be an able-bodied
horse left In England or on the Con-
tinent that is not in use in the war.
In the British-Boer war million
horses were shipped from America.
Their market price in this country went
up so per cent. Compared with the
struggle now on, that war was skir-
mish.
"As the months roll By this coun-
try Will be stripped Of vast numbers
Of horses, their price will 60 up, and
users Of horses, who have been hesl-
tating for years, solely because Of the
initial expense, to supplant horses
with motor trucks, will now do SO OF
necessity.
"And this does not take into con-
sideration at all the great numbers
Of motor vehicles used, abused and
destroyed in the war. where their use
has become a necessity OF mobiliLa-
tion and transport Of supplies"
New-York tribune., 1914-12-13
SPRING MEETING FOR A. A.
Directors Plan Annual Gath
ering in Boston on May IT.

Paul Revere's famous ride Will be
covered by the motorists who par
ticipate in the annual meeting Of
the American Automobile Associa-
ton, TO be held in Boston in
May next A mail vote Of the entire
directorate almost unanimously de-
cided for a spring, instead Of winter
meeting, and so ii was that the A. A.
A. executive board, at its December
session in Washington, with John A.
Wilson in the chair, decided 10 post
pone the big meeting until May II
and ls. At that time Of the year the
main highways in most of the states
are in good condition, and il has long
been the opinion Of leading A A. A.
members that the annual gathering
should be one TO which the members
could tour over the road.
Massachusetts, Is one Of the few
states which have established compre-
hensive highway systems, and for
many the journey will also include
New York, New Jersey and Conneeti-
cut. all Of which have arrived at a
uniform method of procedure. Ohio is
another state busily at work upon a
main market road system, and all
around IL is expected that the motor,
lists will add greatly TO their road
building IDEAS en- route 20 the annual
convention, one part OF which VIII De
devoted TO highway matters.
New-York tribune., 1914-12-13
Australian Ambulance Corps
in Action with Yankee
Built Hupmobile as
Chief Aid.

When the Australian expeditionsry
force left Melbourne 10 join the Allies
in Europe. a model 92 Hdpmobile ac-
companiea the Red Cross corps as a
Special field ambulance. This hmbu-
lance corps, which is known as the
Light Horse Brigade, has among its
officers some Of the best known doctors
and surgeons in Melbourne.
Just before leaving for Europe Dr.
Stanley Argyle, who is one OF the most
renowned physicians in Australis, de-
ciasd that the usefulness OF the corps
would depend largely upon the EN-
cheney OF its equipment. He then con-
ceived the idea Of raising funds by
nublic subscription for the special pur..
bose OF ftting out field surgery OF
he most modern and practical char
aeter. This was 10 take the form OF
sroall surgery room mounted on hign
nowsrSd motor car. and equipped with
svery modern srtihce known to science,
including the H-ray
As has been common among the peo-
pls OF the provincial countries who
are Al war, funds were layishly do
mated In a short time the necessary
amount was raised, and DR.. Argyle
vas not long In deciding that Hup-
mobile az. with Westinghouse equip
ment. was the car for bis use, and i'm
msdist.iy selected It,
The dynamo Of the car was fitted up
New-York tribune., 1914-12-13
De PALMA IN BIG RACE
Sends His Entry for Speed.
way Contest at INDIANAPOLIS.

Indianapolis, Dec 12-with the con-
test still six months away, four en-
tries are already lined up for the next
Indianapolis 500-mile race, the last to
register being Ralph De Palma, Amer
ica's road-racing champion, with his
Grand Prix Mercedes. Through his
baeker, E. c. Patterson, De Palma
made his entry this week, desiring TO
be as close 70 the head of the list as
possible, because Of the Hoosier elimi-
nation trials, which take place In the
inverse order Of nomination each year.
Though defeated at Corona, De
Palma has great hopes of capturing
the indianapolis classic, since, out of
all the machines that raced in the
Western contest, his was practically
the only one conforming to the new
600-mile specifications. Measuring well
under 300 cubic inches, the limit pre-
scribed by the speedway management,
and tested in over 1900 miles Of
actual racing, he thinks 1t is ideally
suited for the task
New-York tribune., 1914-12-13
SAFETY A BIG FACTOR
'Nobby Tread" Tires One
More Precaution.

In recent years there has been a de-
cided tendency on the part Of automo-
bile manufacturers TO spend large sums
~ money for equipment for their cars;
Fverything that human ingenuity eoula
devise 20 add 70 the safety and com,
fort of the motorists has been placed
upon automobiles by the manufaetur
ers, In spite Of the added expense OF
such equipment the price OF motor
cars has been reduced instead OF aa-
The Chalmers Motor Company Is
shining example Of the great automo-
bile manufacturers who spare no . e1,
pense TO give purchasers OF their cars
the most modern equipment.
Notably prominent in the sauiP2miendi I2nisfd
of the Chalmers car are tne h;cb Gnisee sra
standard, exclusive equipment for the
rear wheels. This manufacturer mas
decided that "nObby tread I,,dd'no ares give svs
sY.rsmelv long mileage with mini
mum number Of punctures.