El Paso herald. (El Paso, Tex.) 1901-1931, 1914-01-10

WONDER said a man the 9TH
- er day 'if there are any
nora simple, natural. girly
H. -vbo are the kind Of girls me
80 ,,aae 'em. and don't pretend 10
- o,7-+bing else, left in the Worlu'
DC ,,-e +,,o-e are. I never meet them
III that [ run across is throw
huff at being something u
zig - entirely different from what
She is. and she isn't geI1'hs
with the job ,se,,rs
shes ridiculous as al pOs-
and she's unattractlve 70 me-
bacause we men are simple creatures
,,-i++ simpIe ideas and simple tastes
- an unfortunate uardaIuy FOR gen
nine. instead Of spurious Articles.
,-,t7raI women are Ones Meu AolliAie'
..Tts a pity that somebody doesh !
lee nm ana .eu girls that the W.
Qualities that men ADMIRE IIil..s-i+v
woman are naturalness 80 go the
Tbatis where the milk maIo allo c11+
country lassie have always WOn 49,,
.sItis artIessness, not arttu1ness, ma
,s+ches a mans fancy, and hones. ~ \
could weep for sympathy UEyTI nsl-iDg
takes I see dear little girls ne - -l-l-i55;
Mo would be charming II tnog
only be themselves ana VINO a
siI1v and tiresOme Wheh they c., 60 =.
facfing to be something that they ~
ri INT which they Falsely suppose
that men admire, .,.-- vv1,e,
seTalte for instance VlEAclIy. ~
vivacfty is an attribute tnaL q s 81. -
horn with when she has qulcksllYsL
~ bar veins and a devil in her eyes
md q bright outlook on life ana
7a71p7 that IS like q peal OF slLEe5
bells she makes q gay ana oe sll 1 "a -
companion. But it's because ner IloI-
Timent is spontaneous and enforced
Here comes along CIR! OF an en-
tirely different type, a glrl VINO y
sober as judge, ana VINO eoul9 7io =
g-rammed for her, but she's hearo Va
Tacity praised in another girl, ana 50
she gfggles and snirks until II makes
your face ache to lok at her per-
petual grin, and she's so noisy anQ
firesome that she makes man want
10 run off and hide where he can get
out Of earshot Of her voice ana neI
The Sporty Girl.
Then there's the girl who pretends
to be a sport and who smokes cigar
cts, although she lOathes the Iasue ~
them, and they make her SICK anu
who talks about how many cockIalL
she can drink, and who boasts or ner
losses at cards, and who listens 70
ofTcOlor stories, whose nasJlheSs sLI0
doesn't half understand Can any
body explain why q really reSpecLaDlG
Young girl should wish to be InOughI
r. have tastes and habits Of the kind
Of woman we do not even menIloh N
her presenter .- ~
perfectly innocent young women VINO
pretend to be tough, and VINO specs
casually Of having had 700 HlICIt
champagne, when the onIy Iulns o 80
ever had too much OF was an ezra
CUP of tea. They disgust the very men men
that they could attract II Lhey WOuiu
only be their natural sweet simple
and there's the girl who poses as
being literary or artistic or musical,
and who feels called upon TO wear
slinksey clothes and never comb her
hair and to go about with rapu
look in her eyes.
I'm reality her tastes are for Marie
CoreIi and chrOmOs and ragtime, but
she talks in a soulful way about lbsen
and Suderman and technique and col
oratura until she gives you the ran
tOds. and a. man would 60 seven miles
to avoid meeting her.
tive known more than one girl
miss a good husband by always lug
ging around copy Of MaetendInck
with her.
to be a great belle, and who always
tells every man she meets what a
heart smasher she is, and how this
man keeps her in flowers, and that
man in candy and another worries the
life out Of her dragging her around
to theaters, and how she told another
man that she Just wouldn't go out in
his car more than seven times a week,
and how many millionaires are on
their knees entreating her to marry
them and threatening suicide If she
won't
This girl thinks she makes herself
more desirable in a mans eyes by be
ing desired, and the man is wondering
If she thinks he is boob enough to
be strung with any such stories and
he's Disguised with her, because every
nd ETsarr
larly he doesn't want wife that is a
Saphira-
And there's the girl who pretends
TO despise all sorts of WOmanly
things. She sneers at religion. She
SCOTS at family affections. She calls