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New Ulm review. (New Ulm, Brown County, Minn.) 1892-1961, 1914-02-18

plain people, in spite of the trust in
them, are always in danger of being
misled by words. This is natural
and inevitable. We are human; we
are not expecting to be fooled, and
SO we are the more easily fooled.
AS Lincoln said, we do not stay fool
ed, but we can be fooled for time.
Now, there has not appeared in.
public life in a long while any man
more adapted for fooling the, people
by words than Mr.. Roosevelt. Not
that he means wrong or harm. Ion
the contrary, we may surely believe
that he means we'll. The trouble with
Mr.. Roosevelt's leadership appears to
me to be more that he is so much
more man Of words than q man Of
thought. His most faithful admir-
ers could hardly maintain that he is
a man Of original thought. Through
out his career he seems to have been
more an echo, an echo louder, to be
sure, than the original voice, still an
echo of the suggestions and initiative
of others. During his administration
he fathered many good movements,
conservation, child-saving and num-
erous schemes advocated by sociolog-
ical students, but all of these move
ments came at bottom from others
who used his ready influence. Il. is
to his credit that he could thus be
used, but the point is that these
movements, to which his name be-
came attached, were not really from
him. He was always ready to take
a hand in ANYTHING which fhn man
New Ulm review. (New Ulm, Brown County, Minn.) 1892-1961, 1914-02-18

BY chance we ran across an ad
In one Of o+H local exchanges setting
forth the 6aancial gains Of city
with no saloons as compared with a
saeighboriag city much larger in size
where saloons are tolerated. Bank
deposits are given as an argument
to show that under a no license
regime the material prosperity of the
inhabitants is much greater. North
fields bank deposits on Nov. 16, 1909,
are given at $1,847,217.91, and on
October 81, 1918, at 81 ,943 ,159. so and
the increase at $756,198.62. Fari-
bault's bank deposits on Nov. 16,
1909, were $1,647,217.91 and on Octo-
Der 81, 1918, $2,Os6,449.76 showing
an increase Of $3S9,231 70. By way
of comparison it is shown that North:
fields increase is double that of
Faribauft's.- For the life Of US, we
cant figure out more than an in
crease Of $95,941.59 for Mortified,
which is less than one-fourth that of
sFaribault. Correct. your figures, gen.
1.lemen; let us have the actual truth.
New Ulm review. (New Ulm, Brown County, Minn.) 1892-1961, 1914-02-18

and women of so-called advanced
thought wished to push forward, but
he never originated any momentous
social or economic question.
No, Mr.. Roosevelt is not an indie
pendent thinker. His present con-
glomerate "policies" show this. There
is much that is good, but the lurking
spirit is, from the democratic view
point, inherently wrong. The danger
lies in the fact that while Mr.. Roose-
welt sounds democratic he is not so,
however much he may think that he
is so. He uses phrases beautifully.
Some one has said that he has risen
on proverbs. Certainly he knows how
to. use the. commonplace generalties
Of popular rights in a. most effective
way. But as to having thought out
or felt the essential and inherent
principles of democracy, it simplysis
not in his nature. He may talk of
the Square DEAL" but he has given
no evidence that he knows what it
means. He is by birth and training
aristocratic, by nature imperialistic,
and he has not worked away from
either of these characteristics. The
OOAAO\A0CAN OOVS IlOt UCl1StS III
Strong" government, even if it seems
to come from the people themselves.
1t believes in interfering as little as
possible with local self-government,
and, further, as little as possible with
individual and personal activities.
The democratic ideal is not to boss
and regulate activities by external
control, but to adjust things so that
external control will not be needed
The two ideals are radically opposed;
In Words in 4the superficial. appear;
ance of the ends in view, there may
be much similarity, so that even the
elect might be deceived, but at the
bottom there is a worldwide differ
ence. Roosevelt represents, under
modern and alluring guise, it is true,
but still represents the old =feudal7
ideas of control and projections. The
democratic mind has for it's ideals,
first, justice, with its safeguarding
of equal opportunity, and then free
dom. The democratic mind pleads
that this program be tried, this SIM
pie program Of justice and freedom,
which never has been tried. IF real
democracy is ever to triumph it must
be. tried, and it can be tried only by
our. acceptance of the teachings Of
Thomas Jefferson.
JAMES. H. DILLARD,
In 1.-THE Public"
New Ulm review. (New Ulm, Brown County, Minn.) 1892-1961, 1914-02-18
A PROBLEM FOR TEACHERS.

A problem has been submitted to
the school teachers of Illinois by
Robert G. Moore, of Carlinville, the
County Superintendent of Schools.
Possibly the problem will be new to
many Of the teachers and they may
need help in solving it. Yet it is a
very simple problem and very easily
solved when one knows how. Some
professors Of political economy will
say that it is extremely complicated
and difficult. It is as follows: 80
suppose; that small but rapidly
growing city finds that it needs an
additional school building. The board
of education purchases for site four
lots in a new part Of the city at: 5000
per lot, which is their market value,
and all the owner, asks They erect
son this site beautiful and commo-
,1ious school building. Three or four
years later they find that this site
should be much larger and conclude
to purchase six adjacent lots before
they are occupied by other buildings.
But they find that the owner is now
receirine< $500 per lot because there
rs q beautiful and convenient school
Oulldlng; IN that part. of town. Now
here is the question. Should the dis
tract be required. to pay a private in
dividual 1900 in value that the dis
trict itself created? Or, to state the
problem i'll more general terms,
should the public or. the community
tax itself to enrich people who render
it no .serNice?" -, -: - <:
/. When the. ordinary teacher. used
10 solving ordinary problems, observ-
'es that Mr.. Moore is merely asking
whether producers are entitled to
their predAct, he or she will not find
she correct answer difficult. The value
created by the community belongs
morally to the community, and the
law that empowers non-producer
to appropriate it, is unjust. Conse-
quently the answer to Mr. .Moore's
problem rs NO. 80:
New Ulm review. (New Ulm, Brown County, Minn.) 1892-1961, 1914-02-18

been drinking water that was badly
spoiled. you've been breathing pois-
oned gases which were thicker than
molasses," said the plumber ask he
labored at his health restoring chore;
when I'm done, if heaven pleases,
you will shake your twelve diseases,
you'll be fit to whip a bobcat, and
you'll groan around no more"
And the plumber mans prediction
wasn't bunk, and wasn't fiction, for
my health was soon a wonder, that
so long had been q botch; and have
a sort Of notion / could make a big
commotion as white hope chasing
Johnsing, or a challenger of Gotch.
Thus the plumber and physician
work to better YOUR condition, and the
doc without the plumber would be
doing vastly worse; and the scientific
plumber, winter, autumn, spring and
summer, guards the health Of all the
people, stands between them and the
.hearse. Reprinted from Domestic
Engineering, Chicago"
New Ulm review. (New Ulm, Brown County, Minn.) 1892-1961, 1914-02-18
Doctor Plumber.

l was lying sick as blazes, and
disease in all its phases galloped
up and down my system till wished
that I was dead; both my lungs were
out of kilter and my kidneys wouldn't
filter, L had spavins on my elbows
and some gun-boils on my head.
People said they heard me yelling
man furlongs from my dwelling, and
they wished I'd die and end it, so
they could get to sleep; but l kept
on growing sicker till / drove my
folks to liquor, and they'd sit around
my bedside by the hour and sadly
weep.
And the doctors gave me oceans
of their tonics and their potions and
they fed me fifty bushels of their
patent safety pills, but l kept on
sinking, sinking, till the doctors
said: "We're thinking you'll be ready
for the boneyard soon as you have
paid your bills Then there came
a new physician, and he sized up
my condition, and he; said: "You've
got q fever, and q fever isn't nice;
/ could fill you up with bitters, like
those other doctor critters, but you'd
best engage q plumber, and he'll
cure you in trice. We are gradu-
ally coming" said the doc, to know
that plumbing is q science quite as
useful if not greater than our own;
your interior is gripping just because
the basement piping needs q skillful
overhauling that's the cause and
that alone"
Came the plumber with his span
ner and his calm and soothing man
=1ler, and he wrestled with the piping,
and he whistled as he toiled; he, ex-
pert in sanitation, said my system
aggravation wasn't strange for I'd
New Ulm review. (New Ulm, Brown County, Minn.) 1892-1961, 1914-02-18
lndisp,ltable.

An enterprising young man Ia !
rowboat in one OF the small towns In
the Middle West called out to the man
90 the root Of . one-story build ing
afoat in midstream: s.You people
who live on the Hands along here know
that this river overflows its banks
every spring. Why don't you mover
"Ain't movin,,, you durn fool!''
: answered the man on the roof.
New Ulm review. (New Ulm, Brown County, Minn.) 1892-1961, 1914-02-18
Wednesday, Feb Is 1914

The New Ulm newspapers should be
highly commended for giving publicity
TO the present epidemic OF typhoid
fever ic order that all may be fully In
dormed on existing conditions and
shereby make extra precaution
possible Springfield Advance.
New Ulm review. (New Ulm, Brown County, Minn.) 1892-1961, 1914-02-18
plain people, in spite Of the trust in

To be continued
Harrisburg telegraph. [volume] (Harrisburg, Pa.) 1879-1948, 1914-05-09
WEST SHORE NEWS
FRANK A. NJ 'CARRE[L
GIVES FINE RECITAL
Enjoyable Program When New
Instrument Is First Used at
Trinity U. B. Church

New Cumberland, Pa, May s. =
Trinity United Brethren Church was
crowded last evening to hear the ex-
cellent recital given on the new pipe
organ by Frank A. McCarrell. assisted
by Mrs. Roy G. Cox, soprano. The
following program was given:
Convert Overture in E Flat"
Faulkes; "Evensong," Johnston; In
Springtime," Hollins; soprano solo,
with Verdure Clad" '("Creation")
Haydn; (a) "Toccata and Fugue in G
Major" "a la Gique), ]. H. Bach; in
Permission; (a) Funeral March and
Hymn of the Seraphs," (b) Grand
Chorus in Il Flat Major" Randeggar;
rell; ta) Rustic Dance" (b)
Thanksgiving" Pastoral Suite, Dem
Arrest.
The new organ was presented to
Trinity Church by Andrew Carnegie
and N. F. Reed, an active member of
the church, and it was mainly through
Mr.. Reeds efforts and his generous
contribution that the splendid instru-
ment was secured. Mr.. Reed is a we'll
known businessman of New Cumber-
land.
Mr.. Reed last night had about fifty
guests with him at the recital and he
presented each one with q pink carna-
tion. He also presented a bouquet of
white roses to Mrs. Roy G. Cox and
one of red roses to Mr.. McCarrell.
Miss Rhoda Desenberger, who has
been the pianist of Trinity United
Brethren Church for several years, has
been elected organist and will play
the new pipe organ. Miss Desenberger
is fine musician, having graduated
from Madame Froehloch's music
school. She is now her assistant. She
is also graduate of the public schools
of New Cumberland.
Harrisburg telegraph. [volume] (Harrisburg, Pa.) 1879-1948, 1914-05-09
Recent Deaths in
Central Pennsylvania
Special to The Telegraph

New loomfield.-William Addison
Gardner died yesterday of uremic
poisoning at the home of his sister,
Mrs. Mary A. Mckee. He was ma
tive OF Adams county. His wife died
ten years ago and his two sons died
In early manhood one of them being
killed on the railroad. He is survived
by one sister, Mrs Mary A. Mckee, at
whose home he died.
Newport.-David Miller was found
dead in his barn in Juniata township,
about three miles from here yesterday.
He was 72 years old and was born in
IShippensburg. He was a veteran of
the Civil war and had been employed
for many years by the Pennsylvania
| Railroad Company, but during the
past few years has followed farming.
The funeral will be held from his late
home Sunday afternoon.
Hummelstown. - The funeral of
Aaron G. Porter who was fatally
stricken with heart disease while walk
ing on the pavement near the home
Wednesday evening will take place
Sunday afternoon at 2 o'clock. Ser
vices at his late residence will be con-
| Quoted by TIE Rev. Lewis c. Manages,
pastor of Memorial Lutheran Church,
| Harrisburg.
Lebanon.-Frantz Rhadman, said to
be one or the oldest residents of Leba-
non county, died here on Thursday at
the age of 81 years. Unless relatives
who are supposed to reside in some
of the nearby counties come forward
to claim the body, it will be shipped
to Philadelphia for dissecting pur-
poses.
Shank's Ferry.-Mrs. Rebecca Rit-
ltenhouse, 73 years old, died yesterday
from dropsy. Her husband, seven
children, one brother, sister, twenty
seven grandchildren and forty-two
great-grandchildre survive.
Brownstown.-AmosG Good, sc years
old. died yesterday He was gard
ner and farmer. His wife, one son
and three daughters survive.
| West Fairview.-Mrs. Mary L. KEEP
|, ford. wife of Joseph Kepford died on
| Wednesday evening. She had been
| Ill for several years. Mrs. Kepford
was 50 years old and survived by her
husband, Joseph Kepford, and three
children, all of whom are married.
Amos. at home; Arby, Main street,
and Mrs Edna Lothrop, of Harris
burg. Funeral services will be held
at the house Saturday afternoon at 2
o'clock.
Harrisburg telegraph. [volume] (Harrisburg, Pa.) 1879-1948, 1914-05-09
THAT IRR|TATE

When the delicate machinery of the
body Is not working harmoniously,
poisons are retained that should be ex-
pelled. These may accumulate in the
tissues and cause irritation. Should
this irritation affect joints or muscles
Won have rheumatism; II a nerve be-
comes inf1amed you have neuralgia.
But If the system is kept toned up
with DR.. williams Pink Pills and no
body poisons are retained, foods that
once distressed you will be harmless,
exposure will bring no rheumatism
and neuralgia and even germ diseases
need hardly be dreaded.
The lowering of the tone of the
system which results from thin blood
is easy to recognize. weakness is al
wavs present, tendency to perspire
and fatigue easily, ringing in the ears.
black spots passing before the eyes,
weak back, dizziness, wakefulness and
unrefreshing sleep. These conditions
DIR. williams Pink Pills will corr. ct.
DR.. williams Pink Pills build up
the blood and strengthen the nerves
In this way the general health is i'm
proved the appetite increases, and the
new ambition and energy is developed
These pills are sold by all druggists.
Send to the DIR. Williams Medicine
Co. schenectady, n. Y, for the free
book, building Up the Blood. ."-Ad-
vertisement.
Harrisburg telegraph. [volume] (Harrisburg, Pa.) 1879-1948, 1914-05-09

Just take your shoes off and then
put those weary, shoe-crinkled, aching,
burning, corn-pestered, bunlon-tor-
tured feet of yours in a "TIZ" bath.
Your toes will wriggle with joy; they'll
look UP at you and almost talk and
then they'll take another dive in that
"TIZ" bath.
When your feet feel like Jumps Of
iead-all tired out-just try 'TIZ."
It's grand-it's glorious. Your feet
will dance with joy; also you will find
all pain gone from corns, callouses
and bunions.
There's nothing like "TIZ." It's the
only remedy that draws out all the
poisonous exudations which puff up
your feet and cause foot torture.
Get a 25-cent box of "TIZ' at any
drug or department store-don't wait.
All! how glad your feet get; how COM
Portable your shoes feel. You can
wear shoes a size smaller If you de-
sire.-Advertiseme
Harrisburg telegraph. [volume] (Harrisburg, Pa.) 1879-1948, 1914-05-09
MIR. and Mrs. P. w. Metzgar
Will Move to Buffalo, N. Y.
Special to The TeIsgrdbh

Camp Hill, Pa, May S.-Mr. and
Mrs. p. w. Metzger entertained at din
ner on Sunday their children and
grandchildren before leaving for Buff
falo. n. Y. where they will make their
future home. Those present were Mr..
and Mrs. Joseph Metzger, Mr.. and
Mrs. Clark Leach. Mr.. and Mrs.
Thomas Boone, Evelyn Metzger. Mas
ter Movlin Metzger Master William
Metzger, Elsie Leach, Miss Louise
Boone, Claire Boone. Master Lee
Boone, Mr.. and Mrs. p. w. Metzger.
Harrisburg telegraph. [volume] (Harrisburg, Pa.) 1879-1948, 1914-05-09
WILL MOVE CATHOLIC CHURCH
Special to The Telegraph

Lebanon, Pa, May 8.-Members Of
the congregation of the Catholic
Church of the Sacred Heart at Corn
wall, said to be the smallest and poor
est parish in the Harrisburg diocese.
have let a contract for the removal of
their brick church at North Cornwall
to Cornwall, where 1t will be more
nearly in the center of the parish. The
contract includes specifications for a
handsome new rectory for the use of
the active pastor, the Rev. Father e.
O'Flynn. The work will cost nearly
$1,000 and the members of the parish
are highly elated over the prospects
of the Improvement. The old church
will be reconstructed at handsome
location on the Cornwall pike not far
from the station.
Harrisburg telegraph. [volume] (Harrisburg, Pa.) 1879-1948, 1914-05-09
c Congressman Kreider Gives
Lecture on Panama Canal
Special to The Telegraph

Lebanon, Pa, May S.-Congressman
Aaron S. Kreider, of Annville, on
Lebanon Club, in the presence of a
large assemblage of clubmen and their
friends, an address on the Panama
canal, which he visited recently and
of which he has made a deep study.
His remarks were illustrated with a
hundred stereopticon pictures secured
from the State Museum. The address
was very interesting and instructive
and was followed by a social session
of the club members.
Harrisburg telegraph. [volume] (Harrisburg, Pa.) 1879-1948, 1914-05-09
OLDEST BUTCHER RETIREs
Special to The TELEGRAPH

Sunbury, Pa, May S.-After forty
two years successfully engaged in the
butchering business Charles S. Miller,
Sunbury, retires to-day His sons,
Ezra j.. Harvey E. and Charles NJ.
Miller. will continue the business un-
der the firm name of c. S. Miller's
Sons. For many years 1t has been
Mr. Miller's custom to see that none
OF the poor Of Sunbury, no matter how
many. went without meat for Christ
mas dinner. and he always gave every
person who applied a substantial roast
without charge
Harrisburg telegraph. [volume] (Harrisburg, Pa.) 1879-1948, 1914-05-09
If Heirs Are Dissatisfied
They Are to Be Disinherited
Special ts The Telegraph

Sunbury. Pa, May SIN a brief
will. which was admitted to probate
of Wills for Northumberland county.
here to-day, Isaac Elliott, of Delaware
township, Northumberland county, dis
poses of an estate said to be worth
$4,000 to three sons. Henry Elliott,
Charlie w. Elliott and William r. Ell
liott. He directs that if any Of the
heirs are dissatisfied with the will they
are to be disinherited.
Harrisburg telegraph. [volume] (Harrisburg, Pa.) 1879-1948, 1914-05-09
$4,000 FOR BOYISH PRANK
,Sbecial TO The TeIegrabh

Lebanon, Pa. May S.-Ten thousand
dollars damages is claimed in suit
resulting from a prank among school
children which is now being tried in
the common pleas court of Lebanon
conuty. Dawson Youtz. of Bismarck,
is the plaintiff in behalf of his daugh-
ter, Sadie Youtz, who accuses her
young schoolmate, Claude Runkle, of
the same place, with having tripped
Harrisburg telegraph. [volume] (Harrisburg, Pa.) 1879-1948, 1914-05-09
PECULIAR ACCIDENT
Special to The Telegraph

Lewistown, Pa, May s. = Leonard
Mccartney met with painful and pc
culiar accident yesterday. He under
took to raise a window at his home
that was struck fast. He gave 1T a
hard push, the window moved. so did
his arms. and both his elbows went
through the glass. His sleeves were
rolled UP at the time and he received
several very deep decorations between
the elbows and wrists of both arms.
Harrisburg telegraph. [volume] (Harrisburg, Pa.) 1879-1948, 1914-05-09

her on the stairway at the school
building, as result of which she fell
down the flight of steps, suffering frac-
tured ribs. and other injuries which
Kept her at a hospital for many weeks
and resulted in permanent injury to
her spine, the father claims.
Harrisburg telegraph. [volume] (Harrisburg, Pa.) 1879-1948, 1914-05-09
BURNED WITH ACID

Marietta, Pa, May s. Clayton
Clark, a painter, was badly injured
by being splashed in the face with
paint while he was mixing 1t with acid
by something falling from the top tier
into the bucket. His left eye was
badly burned and the sight of 1t de-
stroyed. His face was badly burned
Harrisburg telegraph. [volume] (Harrisburg, Pa.) 1879-1948, 1914-05-09
WEDDING AT ELIzABETHTowN

Elizabethtown, Pa. May Sat the
home OF Mr.. and Mrs. D. S. Sheetz,
their daughter. Miss Irene Sheetz, was
united in marriage yesterday to Harry
F. Shank, OF Quarryville The Rev. i.
N. Seldomridge. pastor of the United
Brethren Church, was the officiating
Harrisburg telegraph. [volume] (Harrisburg, Pa.) 1879-1948, 1914-05-09
BITTEN BY CIRCUS DOG
Special to The Tsicgrabh

Sunbury, Pa, May s. - Crawling
upon wagon of circus that ex-
hibited here yesterday to see some of
the animals insida Robert Leiby, 1S
years old, of Sunbury. was attacked
by a circus dog, which sank its teeth
deep into his left thigh. The animal
was driven off and doctor cauterized
the wound.
Harrisburg telegraph. [volume] (Harrisburg, Pa.) 1879-1948, 1914-05-09
DOGS KILLING DEER
Social To The Teleprnhh

OPFtIdI 70 TIC IeIegTdPH
Sunbury, Pa, May S.--John Derr,
of near Allenwood. declares that at
least twenty deer have been killed in
the White Deer Mountains in that re-
gion by dogs that have been allowed
to run at large. Many of these are
does and report has been sent to the
State Game Commission concerning it.
Harrisburg telegraph. [volume] (Harrisburg, Pa.) 1879-1948, 1914-05-09
PROF. F,ETZER REELECTED
SbecidI to The Tslegyabh

Sunbury, Pa, May Sat a meeting
of the Milton board of school directors
Professor Wallace w. Fetzer was
elected superintendent of the bor-
ough's schools for a four-year term
at a salary of 1900 a year.
Harrisburg telegraph. [volume] (Harrisburg, Pa.) 1879-1948, 1914-05-09
GIRL HAS TYPHOID FEVER

New Cumberland, Pa. May S-Mary
Sipe, daughter of Mr.. and Mrs. Sam
pei Sipe, of Reno street. is i'll with ty-
phoid fever.
Harrisburg telegraph. [volume] (Harrisburg, Pa.) 1879-1948, 1914-05-09

anthem, "O Clap Your Hands," choir
Scripture lesson, hymn, prayer, hymn
announcements and offering; selec.
ton, "Give Thanks" ladies' chorus
sermon, the Rev. w. H. Washinger
A. NJ, D. D., conference superinten'
dent; prayer, dedicatory services
hymn, benediction, postlude.
Harrisburg telegraph. [volume] (Harrisburg, Pa.) 1879-1948, 1914-05-09
PROGRAM FOR SUNDAY EVENING

New Cumberland, Pa, May Son
Sunday evening at 7.S0 the follow
ing program will be given in Trinity
United Brethren Church: Prelude,
Harrisburg telegraph. [volume] (Harrisburg, Pa.) 1879-1948, 1914-05-09
VISITING IN NEW CUMBERLAND

New Cumberland, Pa, May S.-Lee
Martin, of Mt. Alto Sanatorium, Is
spending a week with his uncle and
aunt, Mr.. and Mrs. William Reed.