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The Birmingham age-herald., 1914-03-21

The inventor of the Tasting hair wave" receives from $45 to $S5 for curling womans hair. The woman whose nar doesn't curl naturally probably considers it cheap at the price.
The Birmingham age-herald., 1914-03-21
\ MODEST YEARN.

The fountain of eternal youth 1 neither seek nor dream about But l would like some stuff. forsooth To keep my hair from falling out. The fountain of eternal youth Is but a myth I am assured, But l would like to find way To have my nails stay manieured. The fountain of eternal youth Its pearly waters spilled, But ] would give each drop of it To keep my teeth all filled.
 -Commercial-Appea The fountain of eternal youth, Where beauty all adorns: I'd give it all and more besides To get rid of my corns.
 Helena Shield. The fountain of eternal youth With waters ever bubbling: But l would pump the gusher dry To keep my chin from doubling.
 EQUATIONS.
 A bird in the hand
 Is worth two in the bush: A hair in the head
 Is worth all in the brush Put this in your pipe
 And smoke it at home A tooth in the mouth
 Is worth ten in the comb.
 A COLOR SCHEME. With Dan Cupid as the White House Guest, we must declare Things looked a little brighter Than when Booker T. lunched there.
The Birmingham age-herald., 1914-03-21

Being composed of quitters to start with, it isn't surprising that "General' Kelleys army has faded away.
The Birmingham age-herald., 1914-03-21


 A British motor bus service will De established this month between Beyrout and 3agdad by a London firm Six of these buses will be sent out with Brit ish drivers. They will traverse desert roads haroened by the feet of horses and camels for years. It is planned for the buses to carry the mails. which are now transported by horse drawn vehicles exposed to the depredations of Bedouin marauders. At present it requires 20 days to carry the mails from Beyrout to Bagdad and it is hoped to reduce this time to one week or less. The buses resemble sight seeing cars, with cross seats and canopy.
The Birmingham age-herald., 1914-03-21

John D. Rockefeller has bought a huge monolith weighing 250 tons, which he will have transported to his estate at Tarry- town, N. Y, where it will be carved into fountain. The massive rock was discoy- cred on Long Island. MT. Rockefeller is said to have paid a high price for it, as he has searched all over the country for solid piece of stone that would suit his purpose. The monolith Is 20 feet wide and so large that it cannot be placed on d fiat car. A boat has been chartered to carry it to Tarrytown, where it will be transferred to a specially designed truck and hauled to Pocantico. It is said that 100 teams will be required to pull the truck and it's load. Just how the rock will be taken up the hill at Pocantico has not yet been decided, but block and fall will probably be used. The massive piece of stone will be placed near MT. Rocke- feller's new mansion.
The Birmingham age-herald., 1914-03-21

A Paris surgeon, being sued by his valet for money alleged to have been advanced to pay the surgeons travelling expenses and the upkeep of 800 white mice, 100 white rats, 90 guinea pigs and 100 rabbits, makes a unique defense. He declares that he paid his own travelling expenses and on account of the peculiar habits of white mice, it would be impossible for the valet to have kept 800 of them in the limited space at his disposal. It seems that white mice can only be kept in patches of four. When fifth mouse is introduced discord results, and he is immediately devoured. The mother mouse is of so nervous a tenn perament that if the cage is touched or even looked at during the first five days of her maternity she eats the little mice.
The Birmingham age-herald., 1914-03-21

Briefness and fortune work.
 king Lear.
The Birmingham age-herald., 1914-03-21

Science has investigated the matter and says that the sandwich Is expensive food According to the Journal of the Amer ican Medical Association, quarter will buy less nutriment in the form of sand wich than 1t would buy in other forms of food in good restaurant. A hungry man can get 11i0 calories. estimating food values in a scientific way, for quarter in sandwiches, while he can get 1890 in good restaurant, and in a public dining room not quite so pretentious in style 39sO calories. In the latter place he is given 10S grams of protein, but would get only % grams if he bought a lunch counter sandwich. In the higher priced restaurants. where something Is charged for service, he would get 7s grams of pro- tein for his quarter The sandwich as an expensive form of food is discredited by scientists, who say that the boarding houses and homes will continue to be the most rational and economical places for food reforms
The Birmingham age-herald., 1914-03-21

Entered at the Birmingham, Ala.' nostoffice as second class matter under act of Congress March 9, 1879.
The Birmingham age-herald., 1914-03-21

A. J. Eaton. Jr., and o. E. Young are the only authorized travelling repro sentatives of The Age-Herald in its circulation department.
The Birmingham age-herald., 1914-03-21
TELEPHONE

Hell (private exchange connecting "'' Main 400.
Amarillo daily news. [volume] (Amarillo, Tex.) 19??-current, 1914-04-11

possibility that Bender aud Plank
NAY 30 back on him. With the ex-
cep,ion % 4 brief Interval OF Coombs.
BENDER AID Plank are all Connie has
had lie Won his first peunsnt In
1865 with these two nalnstays lie
loon bis latest in 1913. with the same
pair
GoonOt IL stll a doubtful quantity
He has been seriously H. badly in.
iured Comm. does not intend To be
caugh, with only Bush and Shawkey
TO depend on aud 80 viii give his best
talents TO bringing out his Young
quartet
The main trouble with all four is n
most amazing wildness Iouck Was
the widest man ~ the league last
year, with l22 passes in 1923 In
Mugs Except for Greyg Brown was
next he walked 81 Nyckon was
barely used
All three had a tendency 10 blow In
a pinch. SO much 30 that Connie never
considered using them In The World
series. but sent IA Bush. Il much less
successful pitcher
Manager Mack secured Graves from
hfainerd MINI. last year. and the
youngster gives promise Of making as
biE q sensation ia big league com
gsuy a. Plank sud Bush The two
lass aanied also hail from Bfslnefd
Amarillo daily news. [volume] (Amarillo, Tex.) 19??-current, 1914-04-11
GOODNIGHT WILL
PLAY CLARENDON
TEAM HAS BEEN STRENGTHEN
ED MATERIALLY SINCE
THEIR LAST CONTEST

GOODNIGHT. Texas. April To-
Goodnight college will clash aSain
on Monday the l3th on the Good
niyht grounds with their old rivals.
Clarendon COLLEGE. This will be one
0f the hardest eames OF the season.
as Goodnight's team has been con.
siderably strengthened since her hast
contest with Clarendon.
Roth OF the yames already played
were very close. aud since the
strengthening of The team the boys
are very hopeful.
The positions strengthened are
backstop. firstbaso. second base and
center field. Instead OF Pratt being
round behind the hat h. will be- seen
~ second base. Pumpkin Henry viii
sho~ his ability AZ first blscman
aud McAllesier will iii his old posi-
Ion left field.
Davis says that his arm " mid
season condition. and all the teams
who have ever batted against him
knows what that means. Ills record
last run from seven 10 nineteen
strske-onis per game Ills average
was twelve. per game.
Although Goodnight has lost two
Games this year. her future Is bright
and win give any college team q ycry
warm reception.
Amarillo daily news. [volume] (Amarillo, Tex.) 19??-current, 1914-04-11

The crowd toOL the cue aud siarteo
after he umpire When resumed my
position in the boz the imp remarked
"Wel. Mcintyre you march ~
wen. suppose YOU carry the parade {,
the clubhouse
You don't mean I'm Out Of The
game. do yOut demagded
That's just II. You missed you
calling when you besan playing bali
You'd make better soldier Aud
had to beat e."
Fielder Jones and TIN Hurst palie,
funny one" said Doc White tL'
great fouihpsw pitcher. y was pitch
! ins sud Fielder wss aot sKT--inz vii
Tins ruling As WAS his habit ~
would rush in from center To disput,
the point With TiIa.
Finally the foot race aud arsuIuen
got ON TINS nerves and he decided I,
Stop Il, A. Jones started In Tor tn,
'steenth time Hurst hurried from be
hind he bat 10 meet him Jone,
guessed Tins intention aud stoppeC
TO tain With George Davis at short
Hut Hurst was not 10 be fooled
Keep on a'coming. Jones. Until
you get 10 the clubhouse Hurst shout
ed angrily While Jones aud na,i,
talked
Why. haven't said word u
you answeged Jones. surprised
"'lta not what you've said. but what
you're thinking about me replied
Hurst and despite Jones promise
Tin stood ufm
Amarillo daily news. [volume] (Amarillo, Tex.) 19??-current, 1914-04-11

Contrary to general opinion. a ball
player doesn't have 10 u.p impo.ite
language to be- elected from % game
One day lai summer al Comiskey
park. Chicago. several White SoX play
era told Oh. things they had done 10
seriously flil- The feelings 81 ump.res.
billy sullivan. famous S0N catcher.
seldom af.ues with an umpire When
be does lt Is because he H. convinced
that he Is right
During the game IN question Sulli.
van believed th, umpire missed a
strike. Va d pinch. and hr waa about
to bi,k whom be noticed The plate Vas
phDosi olaaued by durt ile Hnyped
ana. wiping The dust away With lis
biz glove fquaited behind the batter
aud sigusled the pitcher.
Imagine Sulliaus surprise. az he
waited Tor his pitcher. 10 hear tue
umpire say his ser' ices were no longer
required In that particular same
why haven't opened Wy mouth q"
said the surprised catcher
i realize that" replied %" Jump
but YOU are entirely too proficient
with the dear aud duub language"
That reminds nae ~ hHw was
chased under peculiar circumstances. q"
chirped NatN Mclu,,o In game
nj Detroit. when ! was q TIGER. an
umpire called what thought nas .
bad strike To SHOW my indignation
! walked IN a circle around the umpire
and catcher didu't mean thing.
but NJa .oIo
Amarillo daily news. [volume] (Amarillo, Tex.) 19??-current, 1914-04-11
Ystes L. Manauer.

Fob Yates Mo a. = Young pitcher
was Win the paillies few seasons
APO hiss been uamed manager ~ the
Hamilton team u the Canadian league
~ the nee owners Replacing Dssy
Rowan. Who has been signed b. the
former Owners aud sho claims his
contract must be- lived w 10 Dur.
Tag The last lev yssIs Yates has
devoted most Of his time 90 practising
medicine aud coaching the ssartmofe
College team Ia basket bali though
he haa served brief engagements Is =
pitcher With Dallas 10. AAsei~s.
ffuVidsncs and Scfsntoa.
Amarillo daily news. [volume] (Amarillo, Tex.) 19??-current, 1914-04-11

ThauIrg frost aud tpul rain.
chm tou 10 the very NARROW. ,on
catch cold Head aud innRs stuffed
. You Gre ietersh Cough contin
ually and feel miserable You need
Or. king New nlrcotefy u sonthea
infl1med and Initiated throat aud
lung. atop. cough sour head clear
10. fever leaves. and YOU feel fine
Mr. I q Davis. 81 stickney Corner
Ne Was cured OF q dreadful cough
after doctor treatment aud al 9th.
- rpmedier failed Relief ~ money
hack Pleasant children Ike BE-
Gei q hottie TO-DAY SOC and Uo.
on Your Druggist
hucklin Arnica sslfe TOT All
sores
Amarillo daily news. [volume] (Amarillo, Tex.) 19??-current, 1914-04-11

The Teyas wonder cures Eianey
ind bladder tflnble-. dissoises gray
-. cures diabetes. weak aud lame
hacks. rheumatism. aud all lrfegn.
larlties OF the tidneys ana bladder IN
both men and Nonen. Regulates
bladder troubles 10 children. N not
sold by your druggist. will he se.i
by mail on receipt ~ 40. ORs
mali bottle Is tao months treat.
meni ana seldom fIils 10 perfect a
cue. Send fer ieglimonlal. from
thla and other states. Df. y. ".
Hall. 2asG Olive 81 J.. 81. Louis. Mo.
lAdy1
Amarillo daily news. [volume] (Amarillo, Tex.) 19??-current, 1914-04-11
SPORT CALENDAR FOR WEEK


Annual intcrscholasiic track aud
field meet at LELAND. Stanford Cni.
kersity.
Philadelphia Americans ~. rhlla-
felphia Nationals, ~ Philadelphia
Amrricann. AZ Cincinnati
Erooklh National - Sew York
York AnerirIn. ai RroDklSD
Wa hington Americans g.. hoEt0n
National. a. va hihgton
Amarillo daily news. [volume] (Amarillo, Tex.) 19??-current, 1914-04-11

Tb- ideals, sss. 'Hc thilgs u earth
as ta-y are. tu, a.. "a .h,. ought 10
he i.u Lfr- as. bad .ouss 20 see his
dreams realized % our eatiy ,ear
We az al ..eal.s.- Youth Is rot
dslnt-r By ce1 Jte m1st impossible
tA.A 8. IL fesdg q, pay tie o. cH
We fr.'Is 81 'a, en.auslssm a. yoaia.
tai tie isg.7. o. -gr o. sosa.D!a oaiy
vhen thst e..tuslaam Is soHe e.
ioutL CJlganlon
Amarillo daily news. [volume] (Amarillo, Tex.) 19??-current, 1914-04-11
PITCHERS CAUSE or WORRY
Connie Mach Gives Much Thought to
his Twiriinn Stst-Gr3ves 10
Latest Acquisition.

Connie Mach e. giving a good deal
of Thought 10 hiH pitching stan On
paper ever thing looks rosy for the
world s. champions Bender and Plank
are slill with him and Coomhs prom
Amarillo daily news. [volume] (Amarillo, Tex.) 19??-current, 1914-04-11
Notice OF ssI.

y + 1850 said 10 oontaln Gsg
ho,es ~ apple eons saed .. T.. Bry-
ant 90. by j ". Perry 4 co. IRON
Nofih Yakima Wash. March 9Th
eill bee old ~ 20 a. n. Apsll 10Th
on our team lracks 10 the highest
bidder unless delivery = made or des
position furnished before this time.
7 v white, AIT, ! " kD Ry Co
~. 4
Amarillo daily news. [volume] (Amarillo, Tex.) 19??-current, 1914-04-11
Merely q Small tdst,er

Had you been qusrreling with your
husband witness was asked At Old
iiill No. wss the reply only hit
bin With the POKER
Amarillo daily news. [volume] (Amarillo, Tex.) 19??-current, 1914-04-11
NOTICE

II you wan, wall paper or paper
hanging or painting zee J l.. Curtis
Painter. Residence Phone iSG. 1914
paper No old Junk.
lsa.st
Amarillo daily news. [volume] (Amarillo, Tex.) 19??-current, 1914-04-11

.ses 10 come back a. form this sea.
sou. shsNkey and Bush have. the
aIyaatags VI seasons experience
tie has 10 reserve Carroll Brown.
hOuck. PenLock. Wyekya aud 100
ufases
bat COnhls Mack always faces tb,
Amarillo daily news. [volume] (Amarillo, Tex.) 19??-current, 1914-04-11

Daily News wunr Aus must no ac-
Amarillo daily news. [volume] (Amarillo, Tex.) 19??-current, 1914-04-11
TEXAS LEAGUE
STANDING OF IuE TEAMS
Thursdays Results

" WIVU y IJdIIHN Y.
AZ Austin :. Fort Worth Z
At Houston . san Antonio \.
At Galveston 10. beaumont I
Amarillo daily news. [volume] (Amarillo, Tex.) 19??-current, 1914-04-11
Yesterday Results

batteries. HOfnsby and lianhaw
Dohalds and E,illy Umpire Nngeni
Imperial Valley press., 1914-07-11
Best equipped and most careful
piano mover. Ed Royce Transfer. II
Guaranteed Automobile Springs.

The A. G. f. Select Spring rides
more easily, costs no more and ii
overed by a written guarantee against
brcakage. A new spring free if you
break an A. & +. Stanley-De Blois
Motor Co, Wholesale and Retail Dis
tributors. Adv.
Imperial Valley press., 1914-07-11
How TO Live Long.

London Standard: Mrs. Clarke OF
Wood Green, who was llO yesterday
wears no spectacles, and her hearing
is still good. When asked what was
the best way TO live long, she re-
Piled:
First Of all be teetotalIer, then
keep off Stops for as long as pos
sible, and the sooner you get rid of
your teeth the better. They are a
Imperial Valley press., 1914-07-11
06l25
NOTICE FOR PUBLICATION
Department OF the Interior.

o, - Iland UTfIco at Los Angelcg. cali
fornia, June 10. 1914
Notice is hereby given that Fred G..
henderson Of Silsbee, California, who,
on March 1911, made desert land
entry NO; O6d25, for tract 2SS, Town
snip - s.. Ranges 12 and 13 E,. and
Township 10 s., Range 13 H., S. b. me.
rln,an' mas MED notice of intention to
tablish claim to tho land abovo
described, before the register and re-.
sce'y,sr, y. >. land office, Los Angeles,
20 'ito,n,s, , az a. m on the 7th day
Claimant names as Witnesses. Jav
T. Wylie Of 1924 Wilton place. Iog
anMasgr.SST; asa rSird cal; Henry s. whitaker, Of
nado, California; Peter J. Storms NJ
see.Ieoyy,, california; Ulysses s. Handley
California. FRANZ p9fp an, q DDieBo'
Nom coalJuly23 Rcy,s,or
Imperial Valley press., 1914-07-11
Serial No. 023s49
Not coal lands)
NoIlcE ron PUBLICATION.
RECRUITMENT of the Interio,

n Ne. I ,"Trt'nW' VI THe InffrIOr,
~ ,. Land office, Los Angelos. Cali.
Notice is hereby given IA, u.,,
u vaughn, Of Secley, State of u,u' r.iI'
iornia, assignee Of Dennis Stillivan ~.
enter e'fa N ndor ans office her application 10 70
gsos or e:3o sso7 ~ w ~, pr9oyisons OF Section
the United states, Loi 1, soot,ones 90 %
eMld5In1p meNldIanp 10 81 Range 10 o., S. B.
varsayv J. aho th ~ persons claiming ad
70 object because or the miverat atpsihine
acter OF the land, or for anu ohh ohh
ssss1g sSss9s ~ y ,he disposal spplieam insnsr
V h thls offos og sner en affIdayits of protest
OF August, 1914. FRANK BiIREsNS nI tsS day
i N9tics Ji to be published in lie ihvs'S,er, n,n
= First 'y nphlics,,, nlrssS, W centro, Cal.
pupicauon June 80, 1914
Imperial Valley press., 1914-07-11

Modern two-room housekeeping
apartment. 658 Commercial. ADV.
Imperial Valley press., 1914-07-11
J. l.. TRAVERS
PIONEER CONTRACTOR
AND BUILDER
Office 502 Main st. Tel. 453
0f734
NOTICE FOR PUBLICATION.


y. S. Land office at Los Angeles, Cal.
Juno IL, 1914.
Notice is hereby given that David f.
HARRISON, of National City, California
who, on June 1S. 1907. made desert
land, entry No. 1851. Serial No. O473d
for y Section 25, Township 1S south
Range 12 east, S. b. NJ, by resuryev.
being Tract 294, w u OF Tract
Al and w one-third of Tract 4OB
Township is south, Range 12 east, S
F. meridian, has filed notice of inten-
tion to make final desert land proof,
TO establish claim to the land above
described, before the register and re-
cceiver, o. S, Land office, Los Ange-
les, California. at 900 a. M, on the
goth day of July, 1914
Claimant names as witnesses: Fred
9. Henderson of 1914 Granada avenue
san san Diego, Cal; Ulysses S. Handley of
33ll Granada avenue, San Diego, Cal
Kent kerch OF National City, Cal: Car,
re l.. HARRISON of NATIONAL City, CoI.
Noh-Coai FRANK BUREN,
pny 20 o,r,, Register.
Imperial Valley press., 1914-07-11
Fordezers

make your 4D ride as an automobile
should. Positively guaranteed agains'
breakage. Set Of four, put ON, $500
Stanley-De Blois Co.-Ady.
Newark evening star and Newark advertiser. [volume] (Newark, N.J.) 1909-1916, 1914-08-03
Poultry Industry in Quebec

The poultry industry in Quebec is
already important and developing
rapidly according to the Journal of
Agriculture and horticulture. pub
lished by the department of agricul-
ture of that province. 1t is admitted
however, that much more could be
done and greater progress could be
made If attention were paid to this in
dustry by the farmers. In some Sec
tions satisfactory progress has been
made while in others conditions are
backward.
1t is claimed that the system of
mixed farming, prevailing largely in
the province, should be ideal for poul-
try raising, which has been treated
only as a side line. The average far
mer keeps mongrel fowls, bred in slip
shod fashion and cared for indiffer-
emily. There is little system of breed
ing, and small attention is paid to
proper selection Of profitable breeds.
Little attention is given also to their
housing.
The time is ripe for introducing in
this province better breeding stock
and incubators, brooders and other
poultry supplies. The opening for the
latest American devices and methods
is excellent. The increasing quanti-
ties of eggs brought into Canada
from the United States, which fur
nishes nearly the entire imports, in
dicates the possibilities of egg pro-
duction in Canada. Imports Of Ameri-
can eggs for the fiscal year ended
March 81, 1914, amounted to 10, 1885,
$50 dozen, representing 1.070 carloads,
valued at 50, 161 900, against only 49,
316 dozen, valued at $192,S10 four
wears ago.
Newark evening star and Newark advertiser. [volume] (Newark, N.J.) 1909-1916, 1914-08-03
VOL. l., NO. 17s.
Carriers Big "Beat"
BY HOWARD FALK

Hard luck had been Varlan Carriers
chief companion in boyhood. AS boy
he lost in all games but the game of
might, for he was the strongest lad
in Bradford.
He tried his hand at short-story
writing in vain. His imagination
was bad, but once when his school
teacher said: Let us imagine we
are reporters on the Bradford Twice
Weekly. We will all give 'write-ups'
on a marine disaster. For convent
ence sake take one of the cruises of
the Belmont in which 1t was disabled
and write 1t up in your own words"
he had shown remarkable liking
and talent to "write-up." He
showed such a liking for "write-ups"
and editorials that people predicted
that he would be a reporter. In ap-
pearance he was tall, dark-haired and
had keen, swapping black eyes that
left nothing mysterious unturLed.
He was so unlucky that anybody else
who was unlucky was sure to have
said of him: "Ohl He's a Carter"
About a mile from the village on
the shores of lake, Forest Lake by
name, because of its situation, stood
an old mill of the Revolutionary
times. Once on a lone visit to the
door in the cellar which led to an
under ground room, which, in all
probability, was used as a place of
refuge for the miller and his family
in those unsettled times of Indian
and other attacks.
But the room wasn't empty; in the
farthest corner lay a key of powder
and in another corner pile of old
fashioned muskets and in still an
other corner lay broken sword
In the centre of the room stood a
table with couple of rounds of am
munition upon 1t for means of de-
Tense. But what startled him most OF
all was the picture of the miller
framed on the wall.
On the bottom of the picture was
a name-John Gatz Colonel.
The picture was one of an exceed
ingly handsome man, but with eyes
that seemed to cause thrill OF
horror. Those eyes seemed to spell
murder. One look at them and the
one who gazed was held spellbound.
Looking into the eyes Varlan imag-
ined the miller standing defending
his mill, firing hasty shots at the
British and Indians, while his wife
| loaded the guns, ana his TWO sons
(for he had two firing from other
windows. And when at last the door
was battered down he reiterated t.
the room and stood as a last means
I of defense.
At last by sheer force of will power
! he tore his gaze from the dusty
mouldy picture.
His first inclination was to, quite
\ naturally, tell about what he saw. H,
cast aside this thought and CAV,
place to another. Why not make Z
! write-up on this? W6en he returne,
Newark evening star and Newark advertiser. [volume] (Newark, N.J.) 1909-1916, 1914-08-03
The Eye as a Camera

The human eye is a perfect photog-
rapher's camera. The retina is the
dry plate on which are focused all
objects by means of the crystalline
lens. The cavity behind this lens is
the shuttle The draping of the OPP
teal dark room is the only black
membrane in the entire body. This
miniature camera is self-focusing,
self-leading and self-developing, and
takes millions of pictures every day
in colors and enlarged TO life size.
Charts have been prepared-marvel-
GUS charts-which go to show that the
eye has 729 distinct shades of mean
ing. The power of color conception
is overwhelming. To perceive red the
retina of the eve must receive three
hundred and ninety -fiye million mill
ion vibrations in second for violet
it must responde TO seven hundred
and ninety million million. In our
waking moments our eyes are bonn
barded every minute by at least six
hundred million million vibrations
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