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The broad ax., 1914-05-02

WY don't yOu enter the raes for
nayOri You could be elected with q
EhOop"
No III never enter q political ace
Of any kind No raking up Of the past
for me"
What have yOu to feaeP
1 was q member Of q male quartet
'AeN"-ChicssO RscOrd-Herld
Thsy ssy that IN d Tar h lsVG
But on this saw doa't Bet
gin can Be- your turtle dOV0
Ana stu - q brunsthA
-Clnslunad EnguirR.
What CONES sftsr TIE hOneymOOn,
uAele HsckY"
The simeon usually" rsDlieA tho
p'Oehy old bachelor PUCK.
you would bgy dgazB fer NJ
sV y1t tho Bort you'Eo ab1os
%, dear lAAy, haaR No plo8s
ut oAooo0 en- ~ Ghs lAba1i
-DStEoil IRE Fra
MarS - EUubls via - 30
lea -, EE, - houS It'd IT, saSi-
- 70 IRE the furnace, ana hs maAs q
.ais and ars1 ths stokcE"-Balti-
non American.
an weather ohaa Ar1n0 smwal GhsR
careful What pa aay.
mon't tAIk too led fR GaaR
ven hightea & eWzy.
Waihlngfa1 DtHe-
We are guing T. nems 0ur haiy
S sI9 one Of his uneles, but ~ ean't
decide Whieh."
thats eaGy. Hkieh ons has t.
st noneyT'-Pittshurxh PraeE.
eur statsly Cd paiaos Rsaaaa
iAoiea Would dnnca ths tnngaan,
5ut By Prey TIE crown
A.. tut dainty toot foBn
aid With declnon, ssleean, naaufs
The broad ax., 1914-05-02

GIbbs-I tell you, old man. . wife h
q very expensive article.
Dibbs-True. But you must remem-
Der a wife lasts a long time.-Philadel-
phia Ledger
The broad ax., 1914-05-02

Is be an apostle Of humanityP
'1s bel He has twelve children ana
won't let one Of them take music -
sOuA"-Philadelphia Ledser.
The broad ax., 1914-05-02

What CONES sftur tAs hOneynOOn.
u1ele HsckY"
The simeon usually" rsDais1 ths
0'oehy old baeheloc.-Puek.
The broad ax., 1914-05-02

The new canal sesps through ths sAnt
And slowly seeks it, goal.
And everywhere. In every land.
They all discuss the toll
Cleveland Plain Dealer.
The broad ax., 1914-05-02

B.haus yous.slf sen- Dent - Enevn :.
4 .nils On yoar nee = -orth tive n >
tnnbiss -...,-....
The broad ax., 1914-05-02

There vas q young 1ady b Java
Who said that Ehs surely must hEEa
sleigh ride with hsr beau
In the beautiful 8neau.
But be said. Il an morU u9od 20 AVA
LA
The broad ax., 1914-05-02

Wen weather ohaa Arina ssnauI oAssE
q careful what pa ~.
wt;T 9nt tan tee lsu1 fr nsaE
HSu hightea & a1y.
-Wsshanzhsn stae.
The broad ax., 1914-05-02

u you would buy elgazs fer NJ
BV Just ths 8ort you'ra a11s;
Oh, dear laAy, haaR NJ plo8S
D1t OA0o1o EN- ~ g. lahali
-DUtEala IRE Fra
The broad ax., 1914-05-02

Silkworms doing the proper wrigyie-"-
Baltimore American.
He had . grievance. nsrcs indeed
He aid. a. be denied Il.
If am going to succeed
y tn surely have 10 hide itI''
Cincinnati Enquirer.
Pop"
''Yes, my son"
DO you believe that history repeats
itseIfY'
Yes. my boy"
well. II 1t does, who Is the other
man like Washington who never told
q HeT-YOnkers Statesman
The new canal sesps through ths sAnd
And slowly seeks it, goal.
And everywhere. In every land,
They all discuss the toll
Cleveland Plain Dealer.
GIbbs-I tell you, old man, . wife h
q very expensive article.
Dibbs-True. But you must remem-
Der a wife lasts a long time.-Philadel-
phia Ledger.
The wiIderness'u blossom
Like the rose 81 YOU les say.
"In keep the sHw a-singin'
In the timber every day"
ATLANTA Constitution.
willie-Paw. what H. n man nf M
told wealth:
Paw-A tax dodgpr. my Snn CInrin.
nati Enquirer.
A person named Susan McHopper
Doomed clothes 30 awfully proper
That her young son, }. Brooks.
Cried with fright In his looks,
lis this my mommer or popperT'
Philadelphia Ledger.
You look as II you had achieved
some great triumph" said bis wife.
YES" he replied Il kept q million
aire waiting twenty minutes in my
anteroom today."-Chicago Record-HeF-
aid
Man wants but little here below.
And yet he frets and frets.
He wants but little. and We know
It's little that he gets.
Cleveland Plain Dealer.
Bacon-w What was your hrst impress
sion Of Venice?
.Egbert-why. nearly everything ap-
peared to be floating before my eyes
Yonkers Statesman
The plumbers life 70 nlled with salva
His days are gay and bright.
For he can 30 70 bed and have
A pipe dream every night
"Have you ever been indicted for
anythingY
NO. I've never been able to induce
people to let me figure In the large az
fairs Of trade."-Chicago Record Her
aid.
1t might Be nature taking. but a. travsl
on
I'd IKE the kindly vision to see the geese
as swan
It seems not one whit Wiser-and really
what's the usef-
To 90 about insisting that some swan II
q goose
-LIfa
Miss Catt-she has q novel complex.
ion
Miss Nipples; but the novelty Il
apt to wear oR.-Judga
|
The bill collector said. II say.
This job Il not all fun.
For. though I'm Cunning night and day,
Ny work II never dun"
Cincinnati Enquirer.
The broad ax., 1914-05-02

Thsy say that IN q Tar n IsVG
But on this saw doa't Bet
4 gtn can Be your turtle dgvo
And sim - . brunsttA
-Cineiunafi EnQuir0F.
The broad ax., 1914-05-02

"wm l have 10 pay cash for this
messageT
PAY I'm advances. air.-
why. don't all telegraph messages
90 on tickT-Bal1mors American
The broad ax., 1914-05-02

= eur StatslY cd palaos Rsdnaa
iAoiea Would dnnca ths tnngaan,
5ut ~ Prey TIE crown
A.. nut daintY foot foHn
sa1d With decision, s'leean naaufs
The broad ax., 1914-05-02

Those Mexican boarderS
Great trouble are givin'.
They don't care q darn
For the high cost Of lvin'.
Atlanta Constitution
The broad ax., 1914-05-02

The bill collector said. Il say.
This Job Il not all fun.
For. though I'm Cunning night and day.
Ny work II never dun"
Cincinnati Enquirer.
The Bore-Do you know, Tennyson's
poems carry me completely away.
Miss Bert-Really2 I'm awfully sor-
~ we haven't q volume In the house.
Philadelphia Ledger.
Those Mexican boarderB
Great trouble are givin'.
They don't care q darn
For the high cost OF nvin'.
Atlanta Constitution
look here. Fred, I think I know
you well enough to ask you how much
! ought to tip that butler Of yoursF'
Surely. old chap; b hasn't been
very nice to you. has her
"Just barely noticed me"
Then ! should treat him according
Iy. wouldn't give him more than
S50"-Life.
Little Mln AuRaf
Stood on q tZRoe
Speaking for equal nghtA
Some one OFFENDED.
Another defendod,
And the outcome waS several nghtA
81. Louis Post-Dispateh-
~wm have 10 pay cash for this
messageT
PAY I'm advances. air.s
why. don't all telegraph messages
90 on tick?--Baltimors American
There vas q young iady h lava
Who said that shs surely must hEEa
sleigh ride with her beau
In the beautiful sneau.
Bat he said. Il an morO u1od 70 ava
rs he an apostle Of humanityP
els bel he has twelve children ana
won't let one Of them take music -
s0nA"-Philadelphia Ledser
Bshavs yoursslf. s1n Dent - knoEn e
a unlls On y0sz fses = Worth i've h
t4mol0
Middlebury register. (Middlebury, Vt.) 1886-1937, 1914-11-06
STATE NEWS

A freak potato has been found by r.
7. Men of Hartford. The potato is
monster in size, its weight being three
pounds aud three ounces. IL the same
hill ere other freaks, one weighing %
pounds.
The farm in Middles,x known as the
McElroy place was sold to w. B. Turney
Of Montpelier ON Friday. Thirty five
head of stock were disposed of at good
price, the auction being well attended.
Christopher Winters of Swanton
pleaded tui'ty To the charge of illegal
fishing and WAS fined s. and costs in
Franklin County court ~ st Adams,
Thursday. Jed Morse pleaded guilty to
the charg- of illegal fishing and was
fined $40 and costs.
Joseph Leno received a telephone call
Wednesday that his house in Middlesex
was on fire and as his horse has some
speed he made the distance of % miles
home in 10 minutes. He found that the
stove had set fire to the floor underneath
and was eating it's way through the
boards. An axe and some water soon
put it out.
An automobile being run by Arthur
Mudgett of Enosburg Falls ran into a
bank at Bakersfield Sunday afternoon
and threw out the occupants of the car
G. E. Mudgett, father of the one who
was running the car was badly cut and
bruised about the head, while Arthur
Mudgett injured his right knee.
The epidemic of poliomyelitis in the
state is fast on the wane and the cases
reported to DR.. c. F. Dalton, score tary of
the state board of health, are constantly
decreasing in number. On Friday he
received official notification of two new
cases in Glover, both of which are more
than " eek old There is also one prob
able case in North Troy and new one in
Randolph.
Leslie Allen and John Dumas from
Burlington. who are l3 years OF age, ran
away Wednesday night last week, pay
ing their fare to Shelburne on passen-
ger train. They were detained at Shell
burne and promised to come home next
morning hut decided t. go to Charlotte,
to " hich town they walked. They were
stopped there on information obtained
from the Burlington police and returned
home in the evening by train.
Middlebury register. (Middlebury, Vt.) 1886-1937, 1914-11-06
LEICESTER.

Miss Inez Aver returned to Brandon
High school last Monday.
Mrs. Linda Frost is here with her
aunt, Miss Louise Hall, after an absence
of several weeks.
Mrs. Mills, who has been visiting Mrs.
Austin johnson for couple of weeks,
returned to her home in Ripton last
Friday.
Miss Hazel Aver. accompanied by her
cousin, Miss Louise Fiske, of Woburn,
Mass, came home last Saturday. Miss
Fiske will spend week here.
Miss Leona Allard is i'll with tonsilitis
at the home of Andas Ferson
Fred Benham of New Haven was an
over-Sonday guest at n. H, Jennings.
Mrs lone Horton and daughter, Sara
have gone to Hartford, Conn, to spend
the month of November with the fami-
lies of John and Frank Horton, and
Miss Helen Horton, who is trained
nurse in the Hartford Hospital.
The pupils of the Corners school gave
a pleasant tea Monday afternoon at four
o'clock 10 the parents and neighbors in
honor of Supt. Mrs. Lenora Morse and
Principal Harry Morse of Middletown
Springs. Mr. Morses schools are closed
on account of diphtheria.
George Lennert, Republican, will rep
resent the town in the coming legisla-
ture.
Middlebury register. (Middlebury, Vt.) 1886-1937, 1914-11-06
WEST eRipPORT.

Harry Stafford was P Irt Henry Wis
itor Monday.
John S. Dukett was in Shoreham on
business Saturday.
William Towner was in Port Henry on
business Tuesday.
Edward Laporte and wife spent Sat-
urday and Sunday the guests of his sis
ter, Mrs. Nathan Terrill of Shoreham.
Earl S. Wilkinson Of Whitehall, a d.
q II. railroad trainman, is in town for a
short stay, the guest of his parents, Mr..
and Mrs. l. + Wilkinson.
c. l.. Parrish has put in concrete
walk in front of his residence.
Edw ard Pigeon has severed his con-
nection with Ashley Dukett and gone to
work for Bert Palmer.
Joseph Howe of Shoreham died at that
place last Friday of cancer. Mr.. Howe at
one time was resident of this place. The
funeral was held from his late home
Sunday, November /.
William Nanderhoof, sr., lost a valu-
able hound dog the early part Of last
week
Middlebury register. (Middlebury, Vt.) 1886-1937, 1914-11-06
aHOR EHAM.

w. w. Moore, who has been quite i'll,
is now recovering.
The meeting of Hands Cove chapter,
d. A. R., was held with Mrs. Burge, hos
tess, Thursday, November 5.
The first entertainment of the season,
under the auspices of the Moravian club,
was given in Academy hall last Tuesday
evening and was greeted by full house.
The second annual corn contest by the
pupils of the schools of Orwell, Bridport
and Shoreham. was held in Academy
hall last Friday under the direction of
Supt. E. L. Eddy. The exhibit was a
creditable one and attended by more
than two hundred persons.
The funeral of Joseph Howe was held
at his late home on Monday and the
burial was in the Bridport cemetery.
On Tuesday c. E Cook was re elected
representative for the town of Shoreham
The regular meeting of Shoreham
Grange will be held the evening of No
vember II, when class of nine will be
given the third ami fourth degrees of
Patrons of Husbandry, following which
refreshments will be served. Commit
tee: Mrs. Seldom Walker, Mrs. NJ. p.
Cook and Mrs F. +. Douglas. 1t is de
sirabe that all me mbers be present at
this meeting. Visiting members of Pa
irons of Husbandry welcome
Mr.. and Mrs. Malcolm Douglas have
gone to Ripton to spend the winter
Mr. and Mrs Frank Robinson and
son. Robert, were recent guests of Mr..
and Mr.. Lyman Nottingham, returning
to their home at Rutland Sunday after
noon.
The Bridport team will play basket
ball with the Shoreham team in Acad.
envy hall this week Friday evening,
following which there will be dance.
Mrs A. G. Dudley, accompanied by
his car to the Burlington hospital Mon
day afternoon. They returned Tuesday
Middlebury register. (Middlebury, Vt.) 1886-1937, 1914-11-06
wEvsRIDee.

" Mrs. g. +. Child is spending a few
weeks in a Burlington sanitarium, being
treated for lameness.
5 Madam Sneden of Waltham has been
spending several days in town with
friends.
Mr.. and Mrs. T. F. Dewey, Stowell
and Marion, visited at w. NJ. Stoves in
New Haven Sunday.
Mrs. Arthur Piper was the guest of
her aunt, Mis-. A. w. Sturtevant, Mon
day.
Mr. and Mrs. A. w Sturtevant and
Wesley called on friends in Bristol Sun
day.
r. w. Sturtevant of Vergennes and w.
b. Child were in town for election.
Mrs Belle Sturtevant will leave in
few days for Cornwall. on the. Hudson,
where she will spend the winter with her
daughter, Mrs. Ralph Thompson.
H. L. Thompson is the representative
from this town.
Rev. F. NJ Hagadorn will preach in
Panton next Sunday morning, exchang
ing pulpits with Rev. Mr.. Taussig. Mr..
Hagadorn will preach here at the even
ing service.
Mrs Mary Sneden of New Haven was
week end guest at the Baker home
stead.
w. H. Hall and family were the guests
of relatives in Bristol last Sunday.
Mrs. Wnona Shaw was an over Sun
day guest of MIR. and Mrs. H. A. Boies.
Mrs. A. j. Thompson and Mrs. E. C.
Babcock were guests at the parsonage
last Tuesday.
The new concrete steps at the town
hall are nearing completion, the town
supplying the material and the Improve
ment society paying for the labor.
Joseph Bushnell and family drove to
Middlebury Saturday evening, hitched
their horse and went to the moving pic
lures. When they came out their team
was gone and bei0g unable to find it
they hired an automobile to take them
home. A little later l.. B. Whitman,
G. Ii. Sturtevant and Curtis Barrows
were driving on North Pleasant street
and noticed a horse hitched there.
They recognized it as Mr.. Bushnell's.
Mr. Barrows drove it home. 1t showed
signs of hard driving.
Middlebury register. (Middlebury, Vt.) 1886-1937, 1914-11-06
SOUTH STARKSeO 70.

Mrs Rebecca Tracey and Mrs. Eliza
Brown visited at w. H. Young's last
week, returning to their home in Monk
ton saturday.
The many friends of Mrs. Elmira Green
Prihdle of Brooklyn were shocked to
learn of her sudden death October Goth
of acu indigestion. She was lovingly
known as Mother Prindle, being con-
nected with mission work for 40 years
She was born in South Starksboro rs
years ago and is survived here by a
brother, William Green, a niece. Mrs. d
ID. tOllansbre, two nephews, Walter and
Robert Young.
Tt" II, me circe met November 4th
with Mrs. Addie Orvis.
A monument has been erected in the
Friends cemeteay by Densmore & Os-
good of Burlington, for the family of
Russell and Mary Young, set by their
sons.
Wesley Follansbee of Massachusetts, is
with friends here
f j. Rawson of Monkton Ridge will
assist the pastor in holding meetings here
next week.
Middlebury register. (Middlebury, Vt.) 1886-1937, 1914-11-06
1t Really Does Relieve
Rheum a tisrn

Everybody who Is afflicted with Rheu-
m tism in any form should by all means
keep ID bottle OF Sloans Liniment on
hand. The minute you feel pain or
soreness in joint or muscle, battle it
with Sloan's Lnment. Do not rub it,
Sloan's penetrates almost Immediately
right to the seat of pain, relieving the
hot, tender, SWOLLEN feeling and making
the part easy and comfortable. Get a
bottle of Sioin's Liniment for % cents
of any druggist and have it in the house
against colds, sore and swollen JOINS,
rheumatism. neuralgia. sciatica and like
ailments. Your money back if not sat
ist' d, but 1t does give almost instant
relief.-adv.
Middlebury register. (Middlebury, Vt.) 1886-1937, 1914-11-06
w b a t Will T he
Prices be? No
One Can Tell

The rush for -four has come
and gone. The watchword now
IS, increase the production from
the hens and the COWS.
For this purpose | have
Panacea for the hens, Salvet
and Purina feed for the cows.
Don't delay. Get your
stock in a healthy condition
and results are yours.
Middlebury register. (Middlebury, Vt.) 1886-1937, 1914-11-06
Ask Any Sickle Smoker Why

he sticks to Sickle plug and slices off each ppef he
needs it, when he could get tobacco already cut up in
packages. He'll tell you, because the Sickle way the
only way to get fresh tobacco, that smokes cool and
sweet, and doesn't bite the tongue" He knoWs.
Tobacco that is up the factory gets dried up
its way to you. Resut-t burns fast and hot, and
"bites When you cut your own tobacco off the Sickle
plug you are we'll repaid for a minutes work by fresh
tobaccobecause all the flavor and moisture pressed
into the plug and held by the natural leaf wrapper
Get plug of Sickle at your dealers today Notice
how much more tobacco you get when you don't have
to pay for package
3 Ounces ~ Slice ii as
10O ~aG&9 Ws%&&S you use
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Middlebury register. (Middlebury, Vt.) 1886-1937, 1914-11-06
WEST CORNWALL.

Indian summer, a good time to get in
corn or do out-of- door work.
Dir. and Mrs. L. c. Drolette were
guests of DR.. and Mrs. Stearns on Sun
day last.
Mr.. and Mrs. L. Dewitt spent Sunday
and Monday at John DeWitt's in Shore
ham.
A. w. FoOte was the successful candi-
date in Tuesdays election for town rep
resentative. 1t is expected a reception
will be held Saturday evening.
F. S. Haskell attended Freemen s
meeting on Tuesday.
On Thursday of last week L. Dewitt
celebrated his birthday by giving a SIX
O'Clock supper. His guests were Mrs.
Ellen Towner, Mr.. and Mrs. Frank
Towner aud Jacob DeLeeuw of Bridport
and John Dewitt, wife and son of
Shoreham. A fine supper was served and
he received some presents. Birthdays
and gifts reminds us that "a short time
ago w, II. Bingham presented his wifi
with fine upright piano. She received
some other nice gifts.
Mrs. William Rogers returned to her
home in Worcester, Mass, on Thursday,
after visiting relatives here and in Mid
dl"bury. Her nephew, Harold May hew,
returned with her for a visit with
friends.
Mrs. Eta Hurd is again at l.. C.
Drolette's for a short time after visit to
friends in Thetford and in Springfield,
Mase.
Mrs. Lizzie Barrows, who is i'll at the
home OF her parents, Mr.. and Mrs.
julius Wimmett, remains about the
same, with no hope of recovery.
Middlebury register. (Middlebury, Vt.) 1886-1937, 1914-11-06
D. H. McHUGH'S
EYE, EAR, NOSE
and THROAT

Diseases treated by specialist.
GLASSES furnished when required, for
cash or installments. LENSES; re-
placed and repaired same day as re-
ceived in our factory, send broken
pieces by mail. ELECTRICITY all
chronic diseases treated, latest form of
electric apparatus used.
Charges reasonable.
Middlebury register. (Middlebury, Vt.) 1886-1937, 1914-11-06
An Active Liver Means
Health

If you want good health, a clear COM
pexion, and freedom from Dizziness,
Constipation, Bilousness, Headaches and
Indigestion. take Dr. Kings New Life
Pills. They drive out fermenting and
undigested foods, clear the Blood and
cure Constipation. Only 25c. at your
druggist
Middlebury register. (Middlebury, Vt.) 1886-1937, 1914-11-06
DON'T Delay Treating Your
Cough

A slight cough often becomes serio us.
Lungs get congested, Bronchial Tubes
fill with mucous. Your vitality is re
duced. You need DIR. Bells Pine-Tar-
Honey. 1t soothes your irritated air
passages, loosens mucous and makes
your system resist colds. Give the Baby
and Children DIR. Bells Pine. Tar Honey.
It's guarateed to help them. Only csc.
at your Druggist adv.
Middlebury register. (Middlebury, Vt.) 1886-1937, 1914-11-06

Dyspepsia is Americas curse. To re
store digestion, normal weight. good
health and purify the blood, use Bur-
dock Blood Bitters. Sold at all drug
stores. Price $l.00 adv.
New-York tribune. [volume] (New York [N.Y.]) 1866-1924, 1914-09-03

estate, Sl1. 2sT; net, s9.Oss. Widow and I've
daughters benencisries. Assets: Deposits: -
0OI: lie insurance, $500; accounts due, 1913
household goods, 500; stock OF electric sup
piles and hardware. $500. and stocks N'o4J'
SAMUEL, HOFFMAN (March ?. 1910: net
Sl7 04s NJ s. Hoffman and Mrs. lrma H.
Walz son and daughter. share estate equally
Assets: Deposits sl2.O5i; household goods,
$500; notes and claims due, 'lo.i24' and stocks
ST. ,,, ,,-.
n. ]. (dled March g. 1910; entire estate is
not disclosed. Assets taxable In New York
State. realty. $1,000; no deductions enumer'
ated The parcels: l64 West Sth ST., APP
nrai..d m Si2 800; equity, S. 500; l66 West s7th
St.. appraised at $4,000, and plot on Bolton
S BEATRICE BENNETT Feb. IS. 1910;
net. 1881. Mary Douglass, aunt T. receives
s. 53s Ada L. Bennett, sister. SsO!; MOrtl-
mer Douglass, cousin. 81, sos Robert L. Doug
lass, cousin, s46Ss; Fannie c. Reeve, not re-
lated. So on; Mary f. Jones, not related, -.
2Sy; Agnes b. Hastings. not related, ~. 55s
Geraldine Doyle. not related, ~ 2b9. and Ger
trude Miller. not related, $1,000. Assets: De-
posits. y2,ls2: notes and jewelry SIS; stocks
and bonds, ,O42, and an interest In the
estate OF W. H. Bennett, N,2lI