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El Paso herald. (El Paso, Tex.) 1901-1931, 1914-02-19
STOCK ADVANCES
ARE NOT LARGE
Though Market UndertOne
Is Firm, Volume Of Bust
ness Is Small.
Neutrality-suspicious. reflect closing sales
Thursday Feb. 10.

neutrality-suspicious. reflect Closing sales
Thursday, Feb 10.
New York Feb IA strong undertone
characterized the morning trading, but the
volume Of business was small and advances
did not reach striking proportions
ASSURE noes from Washington that the
railroad freight rate case would be decided
before the summer holidays, put the rail-
road shares on a stronger basis Short COW
ering and a moderate amount of outside
buving operated in favor Of higher prices.
Movements were limited to fractions in
most cases, although some Of the special
ties made more extended advances
Bonds were steady.
Foreign operators took advantage Of the
Improvement in the market to sell about
5000 shares.
The market was also affected by the
weakness of some industrial stocks. Prices
worked back to about where they closed
yesterday. or below Beet Sugar declined
~ and case preferred four points.
The market closed steady Prices drifted
idly in the late dealings and the level was
not essentially changed Rock Island
shares were offered down steadily The
preferred established a new low figure at
99k
El Paso herald. (El Paso, Tex.) 1901-1931, 1914-02-19
Grain and Provisions

Chicago liraIn- Close.
Wheat-May, 941z; July, S9H.
Corn-May, 60 Is ; July. SIS.
Oats-May, 39B; Jury, $3.50
Chicago Provisions. Close.
POrk-May, S21.70.
Lard-May, $1O-S0; July, 31LO0.
Ribs-May, S1L521z; July, S1L67h.
El Paso herald. (El Paso, Tex.) 1901-1931, 1914-02-19
LIVESTOCK

Chicago Livestock. Close.
Chicago, H.. Feb. 19.-Cattle-Recelpt
$500; best strong, others weak Besves.
$500 q 9.65; Texas steers, $3.50 q 500; west
@LS57 cows and heifers, $3.50 q s.8Oi calves,
$3.50 910.5O.
Hogs-Rects. $4,000; market slow. shade
under last night bulk, S8.60G8.75; light.
$3.50 $50; mixed, SS-5068.75; heavy, IS. 40
@ SIS; rough, $40 $50; pigs $3.50 Q S-75-
Sheep-Rects- 10000; market steady. Ma
tive, S4.75 G6-10; western, S4-75 $50; year
Hngs, 1855 GT10; lambs native, $3.50
7-75; western. S6-7567-S5.
Kansas City livestock Close
Kansas City. no, Feb. 19--Cattle-ReCts.
2000; market steady Prime fed steers.
$3.50 9-25; dressed beef steers $725 q $40
western steers, 800 @ $40; southern steers,
S5.50 q rs; cows, $40 67-50; heifers, S6-75
81 500 stockers and feeders, $500 q $50;
bulls. $500 0T-50; calves. $3.50 61O.50-
Hogs-Rects- 5000; market steady; bulk.
S. 80 GS.70s heavy, S8-55 GS-70; packers and
butchers, $3.50 $40; light $s-359s-60i
pigs. $L5O6S1O.
Sheep-Rects 5000; market steady 10 10c
higher. Lambs, $500 q $50; yearlings, $500
g6-75; wethers, S5-25 5.75; ewes, $3.50 q
Fort Worth Livestock. Close.
CBy Zeiger HOtel-)
Cattle-Rects. 1000 including 500 calves
Steers, top. s7-20: on 'dObieS, bulk, $500 o
zoo; stOckers, $500 $50; stockers, cows,
$500 O AS; butcher cows, top, $5-I5; bulk,
$3.50 a $50 Mexicans. S425 500; heifers,
$50. Mexicans. S4-25 q ass calves, top,
SIS. 25 bulk S5-5097-25-
Hogs-Rects- 200; top, sS-s5i bulk, $50
OSLO; light, $500 SIS; mixed, $S.50G SIS;
heavy, $S-60GS.S5; pigs $3.50 97.25.
Sheep-Rects. 400.
El Paso herald. (El Paso, Tex.) 1901-1931, 1914-02-19
POSTON LISTED STOCKs

(From l. J. Overlook. Bisbee, AriZ)
Arizona Commercial ....--..-.-..... 81
Calumet & Arizona $1,000. 682
Chino Copper OBSERVATION-DISCLOSURES. 1925
Copper Range .--.-.--...,........s.. SO p
5lrcuN ------.--.------- ..---s---s-. Is
Greene Cananea .ss..-s...---..-.... 81 .
Miami .--------.-....... ...s........ 21%
Nevada Con NEUTRALITY-SUSPICIOUS.. 16H
North Butte ACKNOWLEDGEMENTS, 2gZ
Ola Dominion ACKNOWLEDGEMENTS. 521z
Ray Consolidated .................... 20
Shannon INSTRUMENTATION. ......... rs
Superior & Boston 21z
Trinity Observation-Disclosures. ...-..... SIS
U. s. Shelters, common. .............. 1875
Utah Con ACKNOWLEDGEMENTS. 1914
Utah Copper OBSERVATION-DISCLOSURES. 55H
El Paso herald. (El Paso, Tex.) 1901-1931, 1914-02-19
MANHATTAN LOTS.

MANHATTAN LOTS.
7 have lots, close in in Manhat-
tan Heights. VIII sell at SO per lot
cash, and $40 per lot per month This
viii be your last chance to secure lots
on the paved street at such terms
FINE ROOM
Uptodate z room house close in on
corner; has all cOnveniences. If YOU
want a real home and some room to
spare, better see this. Price $500;
easy terms.
SOME FINE LOTS
On mesa 1 will offer for few days
some choice lots for SIPS each.
NEW BUNGALOW.
One Of the finest bungalows in FL
Paso: has all buiItin features, ar
ranged for heating plant; fine base
ment, fine sleeping porch; one fine
corner lots, south front, paved street;
large rooms. All for $500 $500
cash, balance on terms to suit your
salary.
J. II. Griffin, With II. N. Maple.
SOC Mills Bldg. Phone 227.
El Paso herald. (El Paso, Tex.) 1901-1931, 1914-02-19
TELEPHONE EARLY IF
HERALD ISN'T THERE

Subscribers failing to GET The Herald
promptly should call at the office or
No. 2030 before 6:30 p. m.
All complaints will receive prompt
attention.
El Paso herald. (El Paso, Tex.) 1901-1931, 1914-02-19
Too Late To Classify.

BARGAIN
In built up section OF Manhattan Heights
4 lots. $3.50 per lot under market
paving and sidewalks paid; easy terms
TObin. Phone sos.
4 BARGAIN IN THE 800 BLOCK, ANGE
St. room house for $500 ASK US ABOUT
this. VIII double in value next few years
so4 San Antonio 6S' St. Phone 1850
a BARGAIN on SAN JOSE ST.
Highland Park, y block OF car line; D
room house, garage sleeping porch; as Wen
built room house as in FL PasO; 2 lots,
grass and flowers. This is exactly as repre-
scented, a bargain $4,000 9oOV cash. pal
ance SIS per month and interest
Austin b Mari.
SO4 San Antonio St Phone 1850.
CONVENIENTLY furnished room, private
home, to gentleman. Phone 5429 HIS N
Santa Fe.
FOR sALE-Chicken ranch at bargain.
Address P. o. box 24s, FL Paso
FOR RENT-6 room apt in The vir-
ginia." 1116 N Oregon Phone 1888 or
apply Apt No. 8.
FOR RENT housekeeping rooms con-
nected with bath. 400 z. Boulevard.
FOR SALE-Furnishing Of a nice little 4
room flat, close in; reasonable rent. Phone
STORE with counters and shells; also un-
furnished rooms with bath. Apply ioS
N. Florence.
WANT To RENT-SmaH modern furnished
house with sleeping porch, by couple must
be reasonable. Phone 45O6.
FOR RENT-5 room unfurnished cottage
near Southwestern shops. Phone 99SI-
IMMEDIATE SALE lots, block 10, East
El Paso $625, adjoining block Alta vista
school; not blocks TO car line; sewer ana
gas in alley; easy terms Also lots cor
ner, block east above lots. Government
HILL $1,000, = cash. Phone 344O
FOR SALE By OWNER-One room bun
builtin fixtures, hardwood floors; easy
terms; best buy in town. Address F. L.
U Brien. substation No ?, city
FRONT ROOM furnished for housekeeping.
5lS Hi- Franklin.
FOR SALE CHEAP-Close in building site,
south front. parked street; or would build
home to suit on terms. Frank Scott, con"
tractor Phone 1856.
CARETARERS - Married couple without
children to care for premises, flowers, etc,
IN return for rooms in private home. Phone
s25 FOR VICTOR photograph and l. rec.
ords; just like new; cost s5o Phone 2196.
ROOM AND BOARD, $3.50 per week. Phone
5sO7 W.
BARGAIN sALE-Good driving or delivery
horse also driving or saddle mare, very
sehJlei cement block machine, trcsnos, mar
rows, furniture, half price. 1909 Z. Rio
Grande Phone 1866 j.
NICE small housekeeping apartment with
sleeping porch. Phone 323S.
El Paso herald. (El Paso, Tex.) 1901-1931, 1914-02-19
WEATHER BULLETTN

o S. DEPARI8IENT on AGnTrTT-
TURE, WEATHER BUREAU.
El Paso herald. (El Paso, Tex.) 1901-1931, 1914-02-19
Too Late To Classify.

CHEAP TENEMENT SITE, close in. S. Ore
gon St $1,000 below market; terms.
TObin Real Estate Co.
El Paso herald. (El Paso, Tex.) 1901-1931, 1914-02-19

COLORED GLASSES FOR THE sun.
FL Paso Optical Co., Inc.
108 Texas St
El Paso herald. (El Paso, Tex.) 1901-1931, 1914-02-19

AR1PTOK LENSES.
0IOulu 70 order and guaranteed only by
Geo. ID. Kendall, 2O8 Mesa Ave.
The Only Lens Factory
YOU WILL MISS IT
II you 90 not Investigate this A 4 room
adobe and lots on Pera St. East FL Paso.
Tor $1,000 $500 cash. balance like rent A
snap Lots alone are worth the money.
Austin g. Mari,
304 San Antonio s. Phone 1850.
El Paso herald. (El Paso, Tex.) 1901-1931, 1914-02-19

$500.
room house on full lots, south
front, trees, vince. Outhouses. 500
down, $3.50 per month; Alta vista
district.
$500.
room bungalow. modern 500
down. $50 per month; 2 blocks from
school
$3.50
room red pressed brick, close in;
good buy; good terms.
$780,
8 room red pressed brick on Ari-
IONA; viii take lots Is first payment
room bungalow on " FL Paso;
will take auto or lots as first payment
$4,000.
room bungalow, every known
convenience; heating plant; your
terms
White-Paden Realty CO.
Phone 1919.
El Paso herald. (El Paso, Tex.) 1901-1931, 1914-02-19
Too Late To Classify.

FOR SALE-New room bungalow with
furnishings complete; Highland Park on
The Washington herald., 1914-08-02

money and Lissem proved a true
prophet, for shortly after her eighteenth
birthday Roanoke Brooks struck oil and
soon was a rich man along with many
of his neighbors. Roger Township was
no longer outlying" Lissem had
brought it within the pale. Then it was
that Wyatt crowned her Sweet Alys-
sum, the Oil Queen of Roger Township. "
Il never saw a marble hall such as
the gypsy girl dreamed and sung about, "
said Lissem one evening, while sitting
on the edge of the porch with Wyatt,
but wouldn't exchange this old log
house for jasper palace so long as you
are content to remain. II you wanted to
live in a balloon" she paused, laughed
softly and took his hand why a bal
loon would be my choice" Then the
long lashes fell and the dark cheeks took
roster hue as she continued almost in
The Washington herald., 1914-08-02

audibly: I'm past eighteen now-going
on nineteen and that's pretty old"
After a moments internal struggle,
Wyatt gently withdrew his hand from
her clasp, rose, stopped over her and i'm
printed kiss on her forehead. Then
without word he left her sitting in the
dark and fairly ran to his room.
The next evening after dark, much to
Lissem's JOY and surprise, Wyatt asked
her to walk down the road short way
with him, and when they returned they
went straight to daddy.
MY GawdT exclaimed Roanoke, and
lapsed into silence.
1t looked ominous, but Lissem knelt
beside her fathers chair and said plead
ingly, though not with exact truth:
Daddy, I'll not marry Mr.. Wyatt if you
object, for we can go on living happily
just as we are, but know God has sent
him to me and I'm afraid l should die
II l were to lose him. I'm getting pretty
old, you know, daddy-almost nineteen"
Tears came to the old mans eyes as he
answered: Il knew it would come to
this. l find no fault with Mr. Wyatt.
He's all l could ask man to be-hon-
est, upright, and a Sohthe'n Methodist,
but he'll take yo' away from me, and
then I'll die" Here he broke down and
covered his face with his hands.
mo, he won't daddy" pleaded Lis
sem. will you, Mr.. Wyatt?"
Never, never answered Wyatt,
placing his hand on the old mans shoul-
der.
After a long minute of burrowing
pain, Roanoke took Wyatt's hand, paus-
ed to gain strength for the final effort,
slowly brought Lissem's hand from
around his neck and joined the two in
holy clasp over his aching heart. And,
as it was in the beginning and ever shall
The Washington herald., 1914-08-02

in a night as it were, foated about the
country. and at last reached Lissem in
her outlying" township. Hearing SO
much about oil it was natural for her
to dream about it and Lissem, you know,
believed firmly in the prophetic quality
of dreams.
One day Roanoke and his daughter
came to my Office. l was delighted to
see them, for to tell the truth, | was
mad about the girls beauty. To see her
was like feastinS ones eyes on a great
masterpiece of art.
After discussing crops and family
health, Roanoke said: 'Lissem has
something to say to yo'. She's ben pes
term me TO mon six months and now
I've brought her in to pester yo'-all."
1T is this way" she began, smoothing
out her skirts a bit nervously. Nearly
six months ago I dreamed that we sunk
a deep well on our farm over by the
creek, you know, and that we struck oil.
You-all don't believe in dreams, l sup
pose, but" here there was little smile
of charity "a man can't know every
thing even if he is lawyer"
True, true" l answered, 'but l do
believe in dreams-and in witches, too"
Another surprised little smile came to
her face-just enough to show a gleam
of exquisite pearls set in coral, you I'M
derstand-as she answered:
We'll. l want daddy to borrow $500
and sink a deep well. You know we
have mortgage now and he doesn't like
to put another on the place, but I say
we'll lift them both and to spare il he
ventures the second. What do you
think"
Il think l should try it." l answered.
So put them in the way to borrow the
The Washington herald., 1914-08-02

of times before 1T all depends. There
might be some things you should not
tell me-"
She gripped his fingers tightly, drew
deep breath and answered with little
cry-the cry of the primitive, the voice
of compelling nature.
"Ah, that's it That's itr Her bosom
rose and sunk piteously, her breath
came warm up to his face, and the es-
Gaping, fluffy shreds of her hair brushed
his cheek with an electric tingle.
What, Lissem? All, my poor, sweet
child, what is it?" he asked, irresistibly
driven by his love. Although frightened
at what he saw the girl was going to say
and do, he could not muster the strength
70 check her.
Suddenly she came close to him and
with quick movement brought his arm
The Washington herald., 1914-08-02

about her waist "ThereI There! All,
leave it there, Mr.. Wyatt, while tell
you-while ask you all about it What
has come over me? / am all dazed and
things seem unreal A week ago l
loved daddy better than any one else.
Now it's changed and there is Out one
man in all the world I'm sure I've
turned out bad, Mr.. Wyatt, and I'm
afraid you'll hate me when l tell you
that | just know l should not grieve
enough if daddy were to die so long as
If l could have you-you-always.
Now, now, you know"
1t was brief scene, however, for
Wyatt's manhood soon came to the res
cue of the man, and he released the girl
from his embrace. She lay for a mo-
ment, her face lighted by dim smile,
then she opened her eyes and the man.
hood that was in him spoke:
you must go home, Lissem, and
and hereafter you may recite Latin dur
ing school hours"
Then I'll drop Latin" she answered.
And I'm not going home just yet" She
laughed nervously, but there was spon-
taneous determination in her words.
Wyatt's good resolutions had not been
spontaneous. One might almost call
them artificial, for they had been sum-
moned by an effort of his will and were
shamefully reluctant to remain. So he
did the best he could and sat in passive,
troubled Joy.
After a little time, Lissem looked up
to him, tried to speak, but failed; looked
again, tried again and-succeeded:
Perhaps we had better not tell daddy
yet awhile?"
Loves running mate, cunning, had
also entered her heart.
The Washington herald., 1914-08-02
SWEET ALYSSUM
By CHARLES MAJOR


NO" answered Wyatt. you are only
sixteen, and"
Going on seventeen" interrupted
Lissem, proudly. Sixteen was infantile.
Going on seventeen was womanly.
when you are eighteen, I'll ask your
father to give you to me, and"
"Oh, that will be nearly two years" !"
again interrupted the girl complainingly.
YES" continued Wyatt, almost inau-
dibly. "And-you-shall-be-my wife
if-if-it is possible My wife All. girl,
| dare not hope for happiness so great"
Yes, you dare hope" she answered
softly. Daddy or no daddy, I'll be
yours whenever you ask for me-"
1t was early in the second year of Lis
sem's waiting that the oil excitement Of
the Middle West sprang up. Stories Of
poor farmers who had become rich. all
The Washington herald., 1914-08-02

answered Wyatt, partly in truth. "And
if did SO. Extensively, ! beg your par
don."
That's all right" mumbled Roanoke
sullenly. But after a little respite, hos
pitality, though still somewhat groggy,
got on its feet again and made its de-
votee ashamed of himself.
Roanoke had chosen Roger Township
as his home because it contained small
settlement and a smaller church edifce
devoted to the doctrines of the South
ern Methodist Episcopal Church.
Earlier in the day Wyatt had noticed
on the mantel shelf book of discipline
of the S. NJ. E. Church, and he knew at
once that he had discovered the straight
path to Roanoke's confidence and affec-
ton.
The next morning, after breakfast,
Roanoke said to Wyatt:
"We-all go to chu'ch nigh all day on
the Sabbath. Reckon yo'-all won't get
too lonesome loafn' round heah by
yo'se'f?"
MAY l not go with you?" asked Wy
att.
"Yes," answered Roanoke hesitatingly,
though pleased. But reckon yo' won't
ca'e much TO ouh chu'ch. Fine folks
seldom does: What mought yo' chu'ch
be, now?"
81 was brought up a Southern Metho-
dist, but I'll like your church, whichever
it is" answered Wyatt guilefully, though
with the single, kindly hearted purpose
of pleasing.
"a Southe'n-" began Roanoke, great
ly moved. "Gawd fo'give me and bless
vol Veal are Southe'n Methodists,
and I thought of cou'se you was an out
lander"
- Wyatt almost repented his guile.
"Yo' was askin' yeste'day about boa'd
and lodgin'. Yo' have it right heah, my
deah sub, in my po' house, if yo'n fo'get
Duh homely ways TO the sake of Duh
good will"
The Washington herald., 1914-08-02

As already stated, Wyatt fell in love
with Lissem, though for long time he
kept an honest grip on himself, knowing
that her youth and lowly station, as well
as certain matters in his own life, pre-
Guided courtship and brought all amor
Gus overtures on his part well within the
category of things almost, if not quite,
criminal.
Lissem was an apt pupil and the good
effect of Wyatt's teaching was quickly
manifest especially in her English,
though under certain conditions she was
still inclined to show traces of her faith
er's idiom in her speech.
Well, two years after Wyatt's advent,
Lissem took up the study of Latin, and,
being the only pupil in that branch, often
remained after school" to recite. One
day, while she and Wyatt were going
over the lesson-they had but one book
and sat together during recital-WyatI,
quite by accident and wholly without
purpose, allowed his arm to fall about
her waist. Instantly Lissem grew pale
and began to tremble His touch had
awakened her womanhood and had
opened her eyes in one luminous instant
to the true meaning of his ever-increas-
ing attractiveness.
what is the trouble, my child?" asked
Wyatt, observing her pallor. "Are you
sick?"
"Yes," answered Lissem. 81 want to
go home"
After week of neglected Latin, Lis
sem intimated somewhat shyly that she
was ready to take up her recitations
again. When the other pupils had gone,
Wyatt took his place on the bench and
Lissem sat down beside him, though at
a little distance. Her breathing was
noticeably difficult; her nostrils dilated
exquisitely with every respiration; her
eyes shohe with glow that was almost
red on their background of soft and
melting brown; her clear, dark cheeks
seemed to be on fire and her lips ap-
peared ready to burst with their blood
Wyatt had hardly time to notice all this
glorious coloring till it changed to a
pallor that frightened him.
'Lissem, are you i'll again, my child?"
ne asked in deep concern.
I'm not SICK" she answered, recov-
ering part of her color; "and l want to
-ell you something. One thing 1 want
to tell you is that I'm not your child.
I'm not a child at all. I'm a woman,
inside and oHt"-a short pause and
rare smile-"especialIy inside"
She looked into his face for a moment
out fiinched before his inquiring gaze,
and the long black lashes made two long
black crescents on her cheeks. She was
about to continue and took breath for
The words, but halted before speech.
The mystery deepens," said Wyatt,
gently. Tell me all about it, Lissem."
I'm not sure that l should tell you,"
she answered, smiling and hanging her
lead. "Do-do you suppose l should ?" /
Then laughing softly: 81 might tell you
what it is, and then if you say must
lot tell you, why-I won't"
y don't know, Lissem," answered Wy
lit, catching an alarming hint of what
he wanted to say. you may trust me,
The Washington herald., 1914-08-02

be. Age gave its all to Youth and
groaned and gloried in its own sorrow.
One day while driving past Roanoke's
house / stopped and experienced dis
tinct shock of jealousy when he told me
that Lissem had left home a fortnight
before to be married and was expected
back that evening with her husband.
/ stayed for supper and while driving
home that night / could not help saying
to myself: Poor Lissem! Poor Lis
semi though could have given no rea-
son for my forebodings, as Wyatt had
made good impression.
Metropolis weekly gazette. (Metropolis, Ill.) 1???-19??, 1914-04-10
NAPOLEON ON SUNDAY LABOR
Soldier and Statesman Saw No Reason
for Stopping Those Who Desired
20 Work on That Day.

Opinions are still very divided as 10
the advisability OF enforcing in Paris
the "Semaine Anglaise." or English
Sunday rest, commencing on Saturday
afternoon. In this connection II Is
interesting to recall the ideas of Ma
poleon on simple Sabbath holiday. re-
produced In Opinion. He consid-
cred that the French nation was not
distinguished by an immoderate love
OF labor. and therefore in no danger
OF suffering from overwork. In 1907.
when the minister of public. worship
was besieged with complaints from
the bishops OF the way in which work
went during the fetes prescribed by
the Concordat, he wrote to the EN-
peror for advice, and received the fol-
lowing reply. characterized by the COM
mon sense that governed all Napo-
Icons life:
Il do not force the priests to give
dissolution to those who transgress
their precepts. but will not be obliged
by them to condemn to the neither re-
gions the peasants who choose to
WOTk on any Jay Vi tiio "S1h ~ Ao~F
themselves and their families. Such
questions have really nothing to do
with me, but | am the Law, and ! give
to my people once and for all leave
to work without interruption. The
more they work the less vices they
have, and II | had to take sides.
should be against Sunday rest, for 1t
Is enough to cast a glance over the
different classes of society to perceive
how much more damaging than use
full Is the observance OF Sunday as a
day of rest"
And the emperor concluded his let
ter with a misquotation from Bos-
suet. Remember what Bossuet said:
Eat beef and be Christians.
II must be remembered. though. that
In Napcleon's day the struggle for Ire
was not nearly SO arduous as It Is to-
day, and seven days a week In his
time. voluntarily given or not. were
scarcely equal to the six OF modern
exigencies, with seventh. or hall OF
It. thrown in IL the place is to be
kept against hungry competition.
Metropolis weekly gazette. (Metropolis, Ill.) 1???-19??, 1914-04-10
ONE SMILE THAT CAME OFF
information That Man Was Sitting on
His Hat Withheld for Fear Of
Spelling Expression.

Look pleasant" said the photogra-
pher. The sitter raised his eyes and
gave sickening smirk. Your head
just little more to the left, please" "
suggested the voice from the black
shroud. mo. don't move the eyes,
Like a man suffering from a stiff
neck or an Eifel tower collar, the
sitter tilted his head gingerly till 1t
Preached the desired angle, and he
Iresembled a dying fish trying not to
mind.
That's very nice; very nice. In
deed" said the photographer. Stay
just there while make the exposure"
He removed the cap as he spoke and
counted out minute and three-quar-
tiers. Thank you" he observed. You
can get up. I'm afraid you have been
sitting on your hat"
MY hat" roared the sitter angrily.
regarding the iattened felt. why
the dickens didn't you tell me was
sitting on my hat?"
My dear sir" protested the pho
tographer, blandly. that would have
spoiled Your expression. Pittsburgh
Chronicle