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The Ronan pioneer. [volume] (Ronan, Mont.) 1910-1970, 1914-06-19

the world That Paul worslliped, and
4 his Worship was not III" less intense be
! cause he had never told Of his love.
He had thought of her always as a
4 child. Tor he WAS Very young himself
for he position THAT he held. and in
consequence felt himself to be tremen-
/ douSly old.
lie had meant some day to tell his
4 love ANA sock her for his own, but he
i had delayed his proposal until it was
too late. Now she was about to be
come the bride Of that sIeepish look
i ing chap.
He half rose as though to leave;
then he sank back into his seat again.
He would drink the cup of humiliation
to the very Grpgs. He would see the
! girl he loved so through the form of
marriage which ON the morrow would
he performed. Then he would go back
to bis own narrow. ioyele5s life bear
ING the Knowledge that delay had cost
him happiness.
Miserably Ike watched the procession
form and break, to form again in re
Spouse to the lirpctless, but at last the
rehearsal was pronounced perfect.
The .roDn and his best man made
their appparance ON the very note that
brought lhpn1 to pause cXpectantly be-
fore the bride started and yet gave
her time TO step into place before the
music stopped.
with - brisk SAN riyhtr' the direc
trn,s lol thu WAY down TO the Sunday
snhnnl r.nm with thu announcement
tnnt refreshments wore TO be served
there raul rose. honing to steal out
nnnIsn,.yrl
II ,avnr vnnll do to meet Eleanor
now She could rcal his secret in his
flrc. ana lr would not dctract even
4,i,r,ly from hrr hapniness at such a
nio;npnt
PINT even as Me- rose Eleanor turned
,rJ gam. vvvirtIv toward him.
"p,,,1 >,,,,orn" she cried os she
offorn, Nor hand and ba1 tl,e finn
nin,.t f.ali,u thot Won were here All
thron.sh thn ca,.o,nopv felt if and
VIVIAN Io,n,n ,nl1 mo th,t Won roo1)v
,,.nrn hni.n | was Gnliuhtn1 Did Won
600 tho rnha,rs,, 1sn't if roinn TO he
Iovn,v."
80 lnvo,v &c tho l,ida deserves do
cIared pouj uo}iontlv
"no Won Know herr" cried Eleanor
IN establishment
"yon arn She" reminded Paul. but
T1lnonor ch,nl, her hnad ~ovlv
~ almost wish that was" she
crina-"rI tha nvcifnmnut over one
.i,l ovan thonoh sh. is os haoutiful
t,,t, ,aI.,,,eo s.,n h,l Ia ,,vo har 1rnse
The Ronan pioneer. [volume] (Ronan, Mont.) 1910-1970, 1914-06-19
He WHO LAUGHS LAST, ETC
Showing That We're Not Always as
Funny as We Think We Are.


Among the sitting passengers was a
Young fellow of twenty perhaps. lie
was with Il young woman, who sce!n-
ed much impressed by his flow OF
Nlangy humor. Directly IN front of
. i'm stood a somewhat carolessly dress
I'd young man. Presently tie nNuber-
ant one looked up.
SAY he said to the Other young
man, tell tn lady she can have my
seat"
The other young man touched the
woman's arm and pointed to the pc
lite sitter But the latter had bis gaze
fixed on an advertising card and gave
no heed. The other young man touch
ed him on the shoulder.
why don't you give tn lady tn
seat?" he asked.
The slnarty looked up in fei@ncd sur
prise.
why should I give her nS seAt:'
he mildly asked. AN what business
is it OF yonrs:"
The other young man hcsitatcd and
then turned to the woman.
Hes changed his mind, ma am.' he
said, and the woman, her face red. re-
sumed her hold on the nearest strap
The young woman on the scat let out
an explosive giggle, but the young man
who was standing made 10 comment.
A little later, however, when the car
went round Il curve he fell heavily on
the cutup. his shoulder colliGing sharp
ly with the funny lads prominent nose
and his elbow digging him savageN in
the diaphragm. There We're tears il
the cutup's eyes, and he naSSagcd his
battered nose with Il gentle hand.
You done that A-purpose,' he splut
tered. i've Il good mind to knock
your block off.
The other young man bent down un-
til his face was Extensively near the
face of his victim.
you're a great little JOKER" he said,
'an'. OF course, you're only jollin' when
YOU talk about knockin' off me block.
He put his face still closer. I'm some
thin of Il joker myself" he said, 'Nn'
there are two more curves on tn road.
cleveland Plain Dealer
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Children and Eating.

Great Importance is attached
:, to the teaching OF children TO eat
2 slowly. Although it is net strict.
ly true to say that every child
who eats rapidly is in poor
, health, it is true that Il child
: who is in the habit Of chewing
each mouthlnI thoroughly is
rarely in poor health. In chill
dren imperfect nastication is
frequently the cause Of restless
sleep and oyerwrought nerves.
) Many Il child is blamed for he.
ing naughty whom he is suffering
) from indigestion brought about
by haste in eating The fault is
not always with the child. Most
, children naturally eat slowly.
Any one who has ever given
bread and milk to Il Young child
knows that it takes Il long time
TO finish the meal. The child
takes Il spoonful and then pounds
on the table or laughs and plays.
He is in no hurry for the next
mouthful 1t Is the nurse or
mother who is in Il hurry and
who holds the spoon before the
chi,d's mouth and urges him to (
eat. Thus is laid the foundation
OF the rapid eating habit.
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1anqo WAYS.

"Don't you want to dance The tan
go:' he asked.
Indeed l do" said the sweet young
thing. II want to dance it the worst
way"
"Oh, WE'LL you'll have to excuse me
There are laws against that, You
know Yonkers Statesman.
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Catholic Church

The second and fourth Sundays of
every month there will be Communion
Mass at O'Clock a. M, and High Mass
at 1890 a. M, in the church Of the
Sacred Heart. Also services at 1880 p.
M. The priest will be in Poison on the
first and third Sundays of every month.
FATHER WILLIAM M. O'MALLEY.
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Another Exciting Came

Friend-What We're your sensations
in the wreck?
Victim-Just the same as in foot
ball. Three coaches passed over me
and then the doctors came-philadel-
phia Ledger.
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thu
lowing towns what formerly the Fort Peck Indian Rseron Poplar June 18TH
M Wolf Point July u July 9Th; Frazer July Milk River W July IA
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''Johnny," said the teacher, 'who
We're the two strongest mon of oldtn
times:'
''Samson and Hercules"
Can YOU tell anything about then:'
"Oh, yes; Samson was Il regular Her
cules. st Louis Star.
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1t Was Coming to Him

"Hello, Mike. Where did you get
that black eye"'
"Why, O'Grady's just back from his
honeymoon, an twas me advised him
t get ADHESION Transcript.
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Dy NEWTON CHANGE.

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q inh ariyf,. . rplIpr over ia Moor
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Limited Promise.

Reggy = thought you'd forgiven
what said and promised to forget ii?
Peggy-But ! didn't promise to let
you forget I'd forgiven it. Chicago
News,
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She Couldn't Resist.

Odd you give your age when you
registered, Mrs. Longphiz?"
"Certainly. Why shouldn't IL
II thought there might not have been
room for it on the line allotted to YOU y
--Chicago Record Herald
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The Acid TEST.

"Has he any talent?"
Hes genius. He's been in three
insane asylums already."-New York
Press.
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Hikely-Would you lend Dobson So?
Skippe-No, ! wouldn't.
Hikely-Why not!
Skippe-Why, | owe the cus;s $40
1t would be just like giving it to him
Washington Star
The Guthrie daily leader. [volume] (Guthrie, Okla.) 1893-1996, 1914-10-19

Passover supper He could not o.
Turned INTO a Mc meant that
Horioh bread and the 3
were turned into His actual body
blood: for He still had His body
blood. Therefore lie must o.
meant. This bread represents Ny o.,
which will be broken for You a.
n5w: and this wine represents
blood. which viii be shed FOR yon
morrow-My life given up.
Neither should we think that , :
meant that special virtue woulN
suit 10 the disciples from eating D..
bread and drinking that literal 81
We should properly look FAR brt'
and see that lie meant this: On
by faith yCu pariake of the merii>
cured by Ny death can yqu havg
great blessing provided for you -
Disciples.
ne Apostles firmly believed q.
Jesus death was for their sins a
constituted the basis of their A. .
auce with the Heavenly Father
realized that only rs they approl
ed the life OF Christ would they O.
cipieEts Of the promised blessings
The Guthrie daily leader. [volume] (Guthrie, Okla.) 1893-1996, 1914-10-19

hend its sign
ton. But a I
the Pentecost;i
lightenment
II oily Spirit
abled them e.
derstand. No,
may see the
port OF J c ;
words, This j
body. broken
you.
We perceive
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EASTERN OKLAHOMA
d.. q. & G.
FORT SMITH & WESTERN

FORT SMITH & WESTERN
Arrives
From Weieetka, ex Sunday. 1905 a. m.
Depar.s
2-For Fort Saith, daily. SIS a. m.
s-For Weieeika. except sunday $40 p IN
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DEMOCRATIC TICKET.

Governor .............. r. l.. Wiliiam-
Secretary OF state .......... j. j.. Lyon
State Auditor ............ .E. j. Howard
Attorney General ......,...S. +. Freeing
State treasurer. r...,,... L. AleMandeT
Superintendent ......k k....,R II. Wllson
State Examiner ..++.,.--... +. lEarkAson
Chief Mine Inspector ..,t..., Ed Boyle
Labor Commissioners. NV. 6. Ashton
Com'r Charity. ID. Matthews
Insurance Commissiohers.. "A. L.. Welch
Pt. Bird Agriculture. Fl. M. Gault
Corporation Commissioner. A. I. Watson
Clerk Supreme Court. w. NJ Franklin
United States, Senator, ,.....T. Il. Gore
Congress, District O.. ~. b. Thompson
County Com'r, Diss 1...... VIM. Shearer
County Coin'r,, Dis 2......W. Il. Craig
County cdin'r, Dis! John O'Nell
.IlldRe. ~ District ll....,... Frank Dale
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Room.
almost a necessity By way OF reh 4
Jesus arose from the table and I
formed This menial service for His
ciples. telling them the import Of ~
lesson and intimating that no mat
now bumble,a a service they could r.
der each other, they should gla'
perform it Dy
As the supper proceeded, Jesus gr' y
heavy-hearted and said, "One of soa
Twelve, eating with Me as q mem !
OF My fairly. is plotting My betfay
There may have been a double ob'f,
in this statement: first, it would sh"N
that Jesns was fully aware of the u
medftated betrayal; second, re la
have meant it as dnal reprooI
Judas. At very best traitors corr.
Is dishonorable, but doubly so WI
the traitor accepts the hospitality
the one.aganst whom he is floiina
Consideration spread amongst
tiSti IlteS.- nsNct budiS JvlbGh III =
general inquiry, rs it L" st. j"
was heyt 10 Jesus. and st Peter ho
oned him to ask who was meant TA
inquiry was probably whispered. hwr
by Jesus only Our Lords whispr
reply was. "The one to whom | gi'r
sop" Presently lie handed Jndasa
q mark of special interest. st. It,
and st. John thus knew the affair
Apparently Judas soon withdFr'
the record being that "Satan entri
into him" The spirit of the Evil &
got complete control while he weigh
and balanced the matter of selling
best Friend for thirty pieces of sill
II is therefore probable that Judas
not present when Jesus instituted i
Memorial Supper.
sign;fication Of the Memorial
The Memorial which Jesus ins;
ed is separate and distinct from
Passover. AS Jesus explained
meaning. the Apostles did not COM
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WAN
CLASSIFIED

%, 23. "a.
Block "A lots To- 6.
Blocla 45 lots Is, lG, II, is, l. Z, s,
8 10, 23, "a.
Block 4c, lots 3, 4. 2l %, 20, "a.
Block SO, lots Il, Is,
Block "a, lots 8, le nv
Block 61, lots Ia IA.
Block 81, lot 81.
Section 2. For the preservation Of
the public peace health and safety
an emergency is hereby declared tC
exist on which account this ordinance
shall take effect and be in force from
and after it's passage, anproyal anC
publication.
Passed by the Commissioners ant
approved by the Mayor this 18TH doA
of October 1914.
J. +. NISSI.EY,
Mayor
(SEAL)
Attest: r. n. DUNHAM
City Clerk.
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- GBROKLYN .
zA.ABERNACLF. Z
TWO PASSOVER MEMORIAL
Z c. BIBLE 'srUDY,oN =

Mark 1872 25--oot. II.
'As on as Nc eoi mis- 5read, and drh
caD, 20 do proclaim me lords dcd
Ne come. ~ Corinthians If;2G.
AsMAv HE subject Of today's lesson
Il one Of the most interc I
~ features Of Jesus min
He knew that the Ape
did not realize that tLRs was W'bc
last supper with them. AlHbhal
had mtimated the ncarnass Of
death, they had found IT impo-
to comprehend that any ysuch dis
conld be near. Jesus. however
fun consciousness Of what it n ~
WAS longing for the consummatio
His work.
ST Peter and ST. John were Tho
Gent TO make ready the Passover
the evening of the same day,
with the entire Twelve met to
brate the Passover Supper i
thing. we may be sure, was in ~
conformity with the requirement
Jesus and His Apostles We're la
by the Jewish Law-the New Di" Q
sation not having been ushered IL
Kingdom Honors Desired.
The Apostles, believing that
soon Jesus would be enthroned
king, could think of little else bu
degree of honor tGhich they 81
have in the Kingdom. Percei
their mental attitude, Jesus sal
them, The kings Of the Gentiles
else lordship over them; but ye
not be so: but he that will bc
greatest amongst you, let him b
the younger; and he that is chic
he that doth serve"
There were new standards, dil
for them to understand. and appa
ly still difficult for Jesus followei
comprehend. The One who wi
chief in the Kingdom will be The
who was the chief Servant fl
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CITY GARBAGE COMPANY.

Let us furnish you Sanitary
Garbage can and keep it clean for
you. Phone S32.
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<fI4,bH sTOCK in, Sgi.ooQ goo Oo
q ein@ny. Just organize4 GFound
floor Imposition: leo per cent divi-
dends ninety days-possible; % wells
al once. Quick action on your money.
Limited numt er shares at 2c share,
5000 buys S50oCo par value stock
Big advance in stock soon Selling
fast. Remit now. Write for free in
formation. Dividends declared soon.
Amalgamated oil COMPANY. 1lo6 Col
cord Rldg.. Oklahoma Okla
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r. r. TIME TABLE

c.. r. /. < 4. RY.
No. 7O7 west bound. arrives 955 a. m.
Depart ................ll.4O q. m.
No. 7Os, east bound. Arrives 2:2o p. m.
Departs ................S:0O y. m.
Station division and Perkins.
A., T. & s..
North Bound.
400. X. C. and Chicago Elk. .5:35 a. m.
16-K, c., Colo and Calf. $40 q. m,
1s--K. G. and Chicago. 500 D. M.
il2-K. G., Chicago and Calf
Flyer ............. -. .s;zs a IN.
South Bound.
Arrives Departs
G1-fexas Flyer =. 1885 a. IA. $500 a. m.
17--Texas Express 1e:50 a. m. 1850 a. m.
15-for Purcell e. s:25 a. IN. $50 .. ma.
i05-Texas Express 1i:00 p. IN. l1:00 p. m
EASTERN OKLAHOMA.
Departs
l1S-For Ripley. Cushing and
Skeedee, except Sunday $3.50 a. m.
410--For stillwater. Fawnee and
Gushing, daily. ..........5:3O a. m.
Arrives
lO9-From Cushing. Pawnee and
Saltwater, daily ...10:15 a. m.
i17-From Cushing, Ripley and
Skeedee, ex. Sunday 4;l5 p. m.
d.. Z. & C.
DtialAa
lI2-Enid, Kiowa, Panhandle.
Texas. daily ............5.i0 p. IN.
t44-Local Enid and Kiowa.
except Sunday ....-...7 40 A. m.
Arrives
li1-From Enid. Klowa, Pen
handle, daily ..-......iQ.05 a. m.
ie-From Enid hiowa, except
Sunday .......-....... Gao p m
FORT SMITH & WESTERN
Arrives
From Fort Smith daily. 1850 >. m.
From Weleetka, ex sunday.ll.05 D. m.
Departs
a-For Fort Saith. daily. S.ls - m.
s-For Weleetka. except sunday $3.50 p IN.
ST. LOUIS. Ell RENO & WESTERN
ls-For II Reno. except Sunday 500 a, m.
Arrives
so-From FL Reno. *. Sunday. s.22 m.
n. X st.
No. "a leaves Guthrie Tor Falls
a. .--..-.--------.-..- t--l a. m
No. i6 leaves Guthrie FOR St
Louis and X. c at....lo.5o a. m.
No. IS Arrives Guthrie from
Faiiis az -...--.-.-....e-15 a. m
No IL arrives Guthrie from an
northwest points At. $500 r. m
AT trains arrive and depart from Union
station az junction ~ Oklahoml and
tiarris1n ayanva ana Fourth street
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flesh t h e Lord
Jesus Himself. The
Muster intimates
that the same prin-
ciple holds respect
ing all His follow
ers.
The disciples had
made no arrange
ments for feet
W a s h in &. none
wishing to assume
the role of servant
H. 4N4 .4.,AfIv- ApAn
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See swearengen Tor Photos
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WANTED to hear from owner of good
farm for sale. Send cash price and
description. d. F. Bush, Minneapolis,
MINI.
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c., Il. ]. & I. RY.
No. 707 west bound arrives 9:55 a. m.
Depart ................ll:45 a. m.
No. 70S, east bound. Arrives 2:20 p. m.
Departs .............. 800 y. m.
Station division and Perkins.
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PARAMOUNT MATERNITY HONE.

For confinement: publicity avoided
adoption free II desired: doctors,
nurses. care. kindness end home COM
forts. prices reasonable Write for
booklet. Mrs T. b. Long. Office. coca
Nonisaii Ave- Kansas CITY No
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Attest: h. n. DUNHAM
City Clerk.

n @@Sg sr ~ N q NJ 81 ~ n
v T.. L. Billings. Dealer IN ana ~
r. shipper ot Guthrie Mineral Wells ~
Il Water. Shipments made 10 any VI
G poiu, N tee Ufifted States. 81
y phofe g29 Res 9lS u Harrison a
y . W ~ ~ w w - ~ S. ~ wlsy " ~
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BUSINESS CHANCES

WANTED-Boy with horse to cary
Leader route.
The Topeka state journal. [volume] (Topeka, Kansas) 1892-1980, 1914-09-02

|r,;-,el,.,t 49, ev,Ro.A ~ r,.rf,,- -,
-. rrv ~ $50 rss~w -. ,s-,s...i,, !.
ssrie .rs,s~ 700 H.m~-S n. s5,sS<ss
..n-,s..t hei;e.,> r-.,.f, - -. -
ra.r1env r.,,srE.1 ..Nr-. 49, - =.
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t .,..s ~-s... -sy.S w sOu Ss1.S ~ paS-
s-S ,s.'e u wse1 yUN - = es 2
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In
,,-SS .s.o1 . olo tninH 6etsy muir
...u. ~ -. lN.s9 iE.0ievantly, nOioln8 tne
Ane = /. c.o1ely "a ner hand.
- .en oOu emewer your =
e em 1reeo, oear. why did you de-
e c.ne 20 s me ABOUT eignty-nine
esa. s.1,,t Oe.vso c1me ABROAD
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Globe Sights

In some homes married life il a battle;
in others, siege.
The nobility Of the Noble Red Man
probably is the greatest exaggeration.
A woman is not married very long be-
fore she learns her husband IL no hero.
In case Of a neighborhood quarrel 1t
IL easier to move than maintain ones
neutrality.
Next to shaking a skeleton. rafting
ones false teeth produces the most I'M
canny sound.
1t is a pity that word Industrious Is
not as popular in society as the word
accomplished"
Conceit il what makes q cosmopolitan
Of anyone who has been as far from
home as st. Louis.
There aren't as many barefooted boys
as there used to be, and civilization has
made other restrictions.
A candidates efforts to conceal his sore
spots, fool about as many people as his
confidence did before election.
What has become Of the old fashioned
parlor which included a whatnot and q
cornucopia in it's decorative scheme?
Jude johnson IL dickering for job in
a dynamite factory, and all Of the Atchi-
son merchants are giving him fine letters
OF Recommendation.
The military effect 10 noted in the new
styles in millinery. And war time prices.
also. ventures the henpecked husband Of
an ultimate consumer.
If girls mother is sufficiently roman
tic, the girl may not have to work over
her name to suit her taste, but she IL
apt to be neglected in other particulars.
The Topeka state journal. [volume] (Topeka, Kansas) 1892-1980, 1914-09-02
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Reported by the Erie Record:
Peaches are being used for fish bait
along the Neosho river. Frank Barn
hardt landed an eighteen-pound cat
fish this week using a cling peach for
bait.
Spring is here, advises the Toronto
Republican. and 1t presents this
proof: The grounding made his ap-
pearance at Bonner Springs last week
and evidently did not see his shadow,
for he was caught in the act OF steal
ing chickens.
Observations by Editor Henrie Of
the Lansing News: Luck is found in
pluck, and in mighty few other places.
Some women just have to kiss
Every man who isn't prominent i'm
AGNES he will be some day. I. :.
Some men are satisfied with half a
loaf, and some loaf all the time.
Some new Slides shown in the Linds-
borg News Vitascope: A mans sins
will find him out. but usually the
neighbors beat the sins to it,.
house cleaning and you can take your
grudge out on the parlOr rug.
There's a lot of difference between an
ideal house-keeper and an ideal home
maker, though once in a while you
find the two combined In one.
new tailor came to town and put
up his sign, which consisted of his
name and picture of large, red
apple, relates the Dodge City Globe.
Of course, the curiosity of the popu-
lace was aroused. and, finally, unable
to stand 1t any longer, the village
loafers sent a representative to inquire
the meaning of the sign. WELL" the
tailor said in reply to the inquiry, I'D
like to know where the clothing busi-
ness would be today II 1t hadn't been
for an apple"
"Beams," from the Horton Head
ELECTROMAGNETIC: A dark horse may
be a nightmare to the other candi-
dates The people pay for the
compliments they receive from the
politicians in taxes. There Is
about as much reform In politics al
there is justice in a court house.
When a woman asks man how OLD
he thinks she is, it's up to him to lie
like q gentleman. "A wise maio
rejects the silly youth who Is willing
to die for her, and cleaves to the man
who il willing to earn her a living.
Related by the Wilson County Citi-
zen: A good old Methodist lady IN
Fredonia was surprised the ether
evening to hear the voice of Fear
neighbor using one swear word after
another and lost a good nights sleep
wondering what the trouble might be
between the man and his wife. The
next morning she was an early caller
at the home of her neighbor and after
side-stepping awhile, asked the Ques-
ton point blank. Did you hear him
out in the yard last night" inquired
the wife with a laugh. Its just too
funny. o, no, there wasn't any trou-
BILE. You see, John has just made up
his mind to buy a car