The times dispatch. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1903-1914, 1914-03-01

comfort mesili with tn thought that III throublc
with me is that in tn rattle dhrew a head diff
trent firm his, III let him alone Listen to reck-
less agytators? Ye bet I do listen to hand
organs too Does tn gintleman in Boston want
10 cut me OH firm NE harmless amuscmcnts:
listen to tn reckless agytators an tn organ
grinder with tn same iniyemcnt but nayethcr
" thin can make monkey " me.
Us light hearted fellows iniye IN perse-
cu'in " tn rich says he u coorse we do An
why not' It's nacllral kind " poplar alnusc-
mcnt. Whin rich man is STINT to iail tn news
is read with pleasure not because amy wan hates
tn poor cratier. Ic laugh whin We see fellow
with high hat on his head an dmon in his
shirt front prancin' along tn sthrcct whistlin'
waltz an stcppin Oh a piece " ice an goin' I'd
III tn air an comm down on top iv his i'm
pceryous tile with wan gatcr pirted east be south
an tn other north be west But We don't hate
him. Not you. Ye may not aven considher tn
justice ~ his punishment. Yc just laugh, an
tn proudcr he is an tn sitter he walks tn fun
nycr he falls. But beyant bcn a soorce iv in
nocint mcrryn,int as tn pote says, tn throubles
iv tn rich with tn dcpartmint iv justice don't
nthrcst us.
If l was millyonairc, which wud've been
if kindly nature hadn't carved me bean tn wrong
way, tn la-ad I'd be afraid v wuddent be tn
prooytaryat who might give me lick with his
shovil if | bumped him on tn sthreet. No. sir,
tn fellow that tn big rich man ought to be
scared iv is tn little rich man. He's TIL la-ad
that all tn laws made f'r that give tn captain
iv Industries his bumps. Ye can't tell him that
tn reason he amt rich is because he amt rich.
lie can't tell retail grocer that nature made him
q retail grocer, that whin tn ordher came in f.
another retail grocer nature wint to a shelf an
picked him out an STINT him into tn wurruld.
No, sir, tn little rich man thinks that tn money
tn big rich man has is his. He can pint out
where clumsy attempt has been made to rub
out his initials on ivry dollar bill He can iden-
tify parts iv his own skin that come away with
tn money whn it ture firm him be tn
Standard lie company He is ready to swear
that while walkin down tn sthrect he met lawn
Dough ladn dollar that wanst was his but dis
appeared dark an stormy night. He says
that tn little pet barkcd with JOY at SEEM him
an thred frantcally to escape, but lawn
wudden't let him. An he has lawn tip in coort
an tn judge decides that he must go to Jail
maybe some day, but he keep tn money
They remind v fairy story that me frind
Nussbaumer told me. TIL Germans ARE tn
ony people nowadays that believes in fairies
That's why they continued to be Germans
." don't know whether this fairy story iv
Nussbaumers is ali oil wan or whether it hap
pcned to him or to some wan else, but anyhow
it whit this way: Wanst upon time there was
a young fellow in Germany that was coedge
student an he busted, which is tn same
thing. He sittin' on his thrunk in his bed
room in tn back v tn house, next to tn shingles.
wondhrin' if he could raise tn price iv seidel
iv Pilsener be sellin' pomc. o. says he TO
hnsilf wisht | had five hundred dollars vet
Fritz Onagct had no sooner made his wish thin