The mirror. (Stillwater, Minn.) 1894-1925, 1914-12-03
...Keene's Korner. :.
Expert Testimony

Expert Testimony
AY Ignatz you refer to David Harum as being the king
pin boss trader why he isn't one-two-three with junk
pedder down in the that made Adophus Busch's
products famous. No indeed! Absolutely not
Why the other day Louie of the junk tribe peddled
equine whose elastic Rubber tube of
auto tire The day Rubber exchanged times
eventually landing during his checered career
ugubrious hands of meek plumber who bid five dollars at
midnight for what remained of Rubber Said sad plumber
promptly dubbed him Checkers After having the super
animated plug of bones which resembled more than
eed wished on him, Maurice the plumber is in Richard
the Third quandary to whether he shall have another
horse bind up his wounds whether he shall build bonfire
under Checkers sell the ene eed suagete society
Referring Adophus Busch Ignatz did you ever know
that he poor boy? You didn't! WE'LL he GER
any was He was as poor as Loues nag Born Germany
to the 900 descendants Of CharIemagne
who here today He directly city that has for
egn population of 223 mostly Germans and Russian
Fnns where they have the greatest bridge the world and the
longest depot within foot of constructed and where
there is at present approximately Germans engaged in
making beer bread boilers boots and bunk heather in
Europe.
largest exclusive plant of its kind in the world oudong the
famous and next to the largest in Dublin Ireland
And once upon time Busch poor man. when he
died took fleet of carry the flowers his funeral
processon and the emperor of Germany personally sent his
as we'll sending floral wreath valued at $1,000 IFS said
the floral expenditure reached the half million mark
the greatest a outlay IN That respect ever witnessed
sategst He knew how make beer and also love
After teaching old Annehauser how make better beer
he forthwith proceeded make better daughter and
eventually out Better beer followed Wherefore instead
of producing 5000 barrels annually up 900 yearly
Then the great Adolphus who unsteady inclined sub
scrbed heavily to great symphony orchestra in St. Louis 1t
became like all German symphonies of the greatest
organizations the world and when Adophus Busch died that
sad orchestra played the funeral dirge
Mr. Busch loved horses music and business He offered
the city Of st. Louis the finest hotel built by human
if her political shining lights would lid but prudent
politicians and sedate ST. loulsians stocay refused.
Then Busch returned to his horses and took
to Carlsbad and back ST. Louis in bronze
cske and on the day of the funeral the cset
carried through the streets of St. Louis specially designed
hearse of the state affair." built Buschs plans by
his own carpenter and drawn by his six white Arabian
Which recalls to mind Ignatz that old Steamboat the
bucng broncho the horse that couldn't be ridden died
week Yes lgnatz they had to shoot him Poor old Steam
boat He wasn't Nancy Hanks j. c.. Direcum or
Dan Patch but he could buck like wild cat IT'S said the
buckng instinct hereditary horses and that it's
In early days mountain lions were much more numerous
than they today These animals the and
and been instance of mountain
lion attacking but the lion will leap the back of
boat bucked his likewise about bucks
to his owner In his day he had unseaed the best of
Of them ALL Thad Sowder Harry Brennan Sam scovle and
all the famous riders known Nobody could stand his
In action he miniature tornado And now Ignatz
Steamboat dead the punchers sombreros dotted
will be builded Steamboats, grave; the bad
horse whom one could ride. Poor Gunboat!
uOWnciSC inclined
be pessmc Why, business is looking better and brighter
day Didn't tell to observe the sign you read
my Office door: You in without knocking; go
way" Well, that's Pm going boost all the
things don't go smooth should like them
of the time. Yes SIR business is picking up by
leaps and bouns due the that
tonic shampooed the head of King Cotton
we'll the business of the ubat
The next customer to receive treatment the shop finance
Reserve Bank and the massage received last Monday
and Tuesday from Barber McAdoo ought keep
the almighty dollar pretty clean for time
By the Ignatz did stop and think whose
facoth he ImIO that
beautiful face other than that of who formerly
teacher in school in Pittsburgh Philadelphia Penob
1t matters not where in Pennsylvania
Maine somewhere Just PLAIN peaceful school teacher that's
all. Uncle Sam decided like Charlie Gates when he married.
had the perfect profile existence and he didn't
have go to Rome to find it. It made in America"
But you say why all this Federal Reserve Bank business
thing that could happen to the gnatz