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The commonwealth. (Scotland Neck, N.C.) 1896-1929, 1914-04-30
Just Accident.

"I don't see what claim you have for
this accident Insurance." said the
agent. "You were thrown out of a
wagon, 1 admit, but, on your own
statement, you were not hurt
''Well, wasn't it by the merest acc1-
dent I escaped injury?" suggested the
claimant.-Puck.
The commonwealth. (Scotland Neck, N.C.) 1896-1929, 1914-04-30
Remove The Trees by All Means.
Charlotte, N. c., April "a, 191

Charlotte, n. C., April 24, 1911.
Editor of The Commonwealth
AS an old resident who saw the trees set out,
want to ask you to urge the removal of the central
row from Main Street. Then put the street IN good
condition. and you will have a handsome thorough
fare but as it is, it will be anything but un-
slightly With all good wishes for your new enter
,,riso remain Yours faithfully,
w. J. SMITH. .
The commonwealth. (Scotland Neck, N.C.) 1896-1929, 1914-04-30
A Wider Field.

II think I'll be trained nurse. l see
many nurses marry millionaires."
II would earnestly advise you to
try the stage. OF course some million
aires go to hospitals. but more Of them
go to the musical comedies. Louis
vile Courier Journal.
The commonwealth. (Scotland Neck, N.C.) 1896-1929, 1914-04-30
One Way to Paw,

"Has Owen ever paid back that $40
you loaned him year ago?"
"Oh. yes: he borrowed twenty five
Raore from me last week and only took
Hteen."-Boston Transcript.
The commonwealth. (Scotland Neck, N.C.) 1896-1929, 1914-04-30
Clears Complexion, Removes Skin Blemishes

Clears Complexion, Removes Skin Blemishes
Why go through life embarrassed
and disfguaed with pimples, erup.
tions, blackheads, red rough skin, OF
suffering the tortures Of eczema
itch, letter, salt rheum. just ask
your druggist for DR.. Hobson's Ec'
zema Ointment. Follow the simple
suggestions and your skin worries
are over. Mild, soothing, effective
Excellent for babies and delicate
tender skin. Stops chapping. Al
ways helps. Relief or money back
SOC at your druggist.
Itch! Itch! Itch!-Scratch! Scrat,
Scratch! The more you scratch, III
worse the itch. Try Doan's OH /
ment. For eczema, any skin itching
SOC a box.
The commonwealth. (Scotland Neck, N.C.) 1896-1929, 1914-04-30
Hun1ors of Aviation.

Fair Damsel-Aren't you afraid when
you go up in the air? Aviator-Well,
I must admit l sometimes feel sort
Of grouEdless apprehension.-Pears
Weekly.
my life is made burden by bill
collectors"
give discovered way of getting rid
Of 'em that never falls
"For heavens sake, put me WISE
81 pay 'em, my boy."-Boston Tran
script
It may be liEtle further around the
corners of a square deal, but the road
Is better-AnOn.
Elmore County Republican. [volume] (Mountain Home, Idaho) 1910-1915, 1914-02-07
NOTICE FOR PUBLICATION

Notice is hereby given that /,
Thomas Rogan, convicted of the
crime OF assault with deadly weapon
at Chambers of Judge Edward A.
Walters, October Both. A. D. 1912, i'm
and for the County of Gilmore, State
of Idaho, and sentenced ON said
date to serve term of not less than
six months nor more than two years
Imprisonment in the Idaho State Pen:
tentiary, will make an application to
the Honorable State Board of Pa
dons at its next regular meeting af-
ter the expiration of the legal publ
lication of this notice, for a full and
absolute pardon.
T'HOMAS ROGAN,
P o. Rox No 5s, Boise, Idaho.
Feb. 7-14-21-2S
Elmore County Republican. [volume] (Mountain Home, Idaho) 1910-1915, 1914-02-07
y EPISCOPAL CHURCH =
= News Items y
All-Go.To- Church-Sunday

A hearty invitation is extended to
the people of Mountain Home to at
tend Divine Worship on Sunday next.
| We urge everyone to make this day
a day long to be remembered in our
town and church history. The SER
vices at the various churches COM
mence at the same hour and a pro
fitable time may be spent with any
of them. 1t is for you to choose
which you will go to, but DON'T FAIL
TO co, morning and evening il pos
sible.
The Episcopal services commence
at IL a. m. and 1880 p. m There
will be special Music by the orches-
ira and choir. The addresses will be
delivered by Mr.. Wood and hearty
welcome awaits you.
The Young Ladies Club have re-
ceived a number of articles for the
new club house and will be glad to
hear from more friends who have
any furniture, carpets, linoleum, pic
lures, etc, to donate. 1t is hoped
that next week the club house will
be In shape for preliminary meetings
and the following week will be in
use practically every night in the
week.
Bishop Funston has kindly loaned
us magnificent stereopticon lantern
which arrives shortly from Boise and
We shall then hold a series of Mis-
sion lectures and services.
Final arrangements will be announr
ced shortly with regard to- the Mems
Club. Two or three meeting places
are under consideration and as soon
as this matter is settled, the work will
open.
Elmore County Republican. [volume] (Mountain Home, Idaho) 1910-1915, 1914-02-07
STOCKHOLDERS MEET.
ING.

Notice is hereby given that the re-
gular annual stockholders meeting of
the Mountain Home Cooperative Irri-
cation Company, of Mountain Home,
IDAHO, will be h. Id in the office of the
Company in the city of Mountain
Home, Idaho, on Monday, the six
teenth day of February, 1914, at the
noun of II o'clock noon of said day.
The sixteenth day of February be-
ing the third Monday in February,
1914, at which said meeting all stock
holders of said corporation are re-
quested to be present in person or
by proxy.
The said meeting is called for the
purpose of electing a Board of
Directors for said corporation and for
The transaction of such other bust
ness as may properly come before
said meeting.
Dated this oath day of January,
1914.
w. c. GREGORY,
Secretary.
Elmore County Republican. [volume] (Mountain Home, Idaho) 1910-1915, 1914-02-07
PUBLIC SALE

The following described property
will sold at public auction on
February 2Sth at the Sullivan livery
stable, to-wit:
One big black gelding 5 years old;
One big bay gelding years old.
One bay gelding 5 Years old.
One bay gelding trotting breed,
years old,
One heavy gelding 3 years old.
One sorrel mare with foal years
old.
One bay mare with foal years old
One black mare with foal years
old.
One gray mare years Old.
One sorrel mare 4 years did.
Several other work horses and
saddle ponies.
Two cows to be fresh soon; lot q
chickens, fun blood Plymouth Rocks,
White Wyandotts and White Leg
horns; pigs.
Several wagons and buggies, some
nearly new, and much other stock
and implements.
TERMS: All sums of $1,000
and under, cash in hand; ON sums
over that amount a credit of six
months will be given on bankable
notas, interest 10 per cent.
A. 0. Oberlin, owner
AL Stedman Auctoneer
Elmore County Republican. [volume] (Mountain Home, Idaho) 1910-1915, 1914-02-07
LIBRARY REPORT

Report of the Carnegie Library for
the month of aJnuary, 1914.
Resident visitors, 631; strangers
16; total visitation, CAT. Books taken
out 1862; fines from books kept over
time, 1928. Total receipts from
books $1.90; total collections, SAB.
Disbursements: Record book, SOC
Balance to turn to secretary $3.50.
There were 10 new books added to
the boys department this month. |
am pleased to state we had 20 vol
umes of fiction donated by Mr.. and
Mrs. Cooper this month, also some
of these were very acceptable as they
take the place of some of Our worn
out books. The board and librarian
will be very much pleased at any
ome to receive such donations. Mrs.
Black was the doner of five vol
umes last month and / should like
to go on down the alphabet if pos
sible. In November, America, or
the U. S. donated a street directory.
In December, B. Mrs. Black donated
five volumes, in January, C. Mr.. and
Mrs. Cooper donated twenty volumes.
Who will be the one to donate a
book or books whose initial is "D''
Books on travel, history, science, the
ology, agriculture and juvenile books
are very acceptable. Be sure to
visit the library and let us raise the
members next month.
Mary l. Briegleb,
Libra rian
Elmore County Republican. [volume] (Mountain Home, Idaho) 1910-1915, 1914-02-07
NOTICE FOR PUBLICATION
Notice of Proof of Application o
Water to Beneficial Use

Notice is hereby given that at 1C
a. m. on the 2Sth day of February
1914, at Boise, County OF Ada, State
OF Idaho, at the office of State En-.
gineer, proof will be submitted of the
application to beneficial use of 200
cubic feet per second of the waters q
Black Warrior OK and Middle Fix OF
Boise River, in accordance with the
terms and conditions of Permit No.
71S heretofore issued by the State
Engineer of the State of Idaho.
l. The name and postoffice ad-
dress Of the person or corporation
holding said permit are Boise King
Placer Company, and Arizona corpor-
alton, Boise, Idaho.
2. The use to which said water has
been applied is mining and power.
8. The amount applied to benefit
cial use is 200 second feet.
4. The place where said water is
used is on Boise King, Colorado Bar,
Chicago and Little Joker placer
claims and adjoining claims.
6. The right to take the water
from such works Is based upon Per-
NIT No. TITS.
Z. The source of supply from which
such water is diverted is Black War
rior OK and Middle FIX of Boise
river.
8. The date of the priority which
said user is prepared to establish is
September 5, 1911.
F. P. KING,
j. 31-F. 81. State Engineer.
Elmore County Republican. [volume] (Mountain Home, Idaho) 1910-1915, 1914-02-07
STORE OPEN FROM 8 A. M. to 1OP.M.
ORDER TO SHOW CAUSE AGAINST
SALE


In the Matter of the Guardianship of
Sadie Hughes, ollie n. Hughes,
and Charlotte Hughes, Minors.
In the Probate Court of Elmore
County, State of Idaho.
1t appearing to this court from the
petition this day presented and filed
by James c. Hughes, the guardian of
the persons and estates of Sadie
Hughes, Ollie H. Hughes and Char
lotte Hughes, minors, praying for an
order of sale of all the real estate
belonging to said wards, which real
estate is described N SAID rctit; n,
that 1t Is necessary TIA, such reai
estate should be sold.
1t is nar5py ordered that the rex,
Kin of the sd i Narls AMI all per.
sons interested in the said estate ap-
pear before this court on Friday. the
9th day of March, 1914, at 2 O'Clock
+. M. In the court room of this court
at the court House in the city of
Mountain Home, County of Gilmore,
State of Idaho, then and there to
show cause why am order should not
be granted for the sale of all of
such real estate. ma
And 1T Is further ordered that a
copy OF this order be published at
least once a week for three sue
cessive weeks befor the said day of
hearing in the Elmore County Re-
publican a newspaper of general cir
culation printed and published in
said County of Gilmore, State of Ida
ho.
Dated this 3lst day of January, 1914.
p. H. GRAY,
Judge of the Probate Court
Elmore County, State of Idaho
Teb. T. i421,
Elmore County Republican. [volume] (Mountain Home, Idaho) 1910-1915, 1914-02-07

Mountain Home, Idaho, January 70,
1914.
The Board of Trustees of the Viii
lac of Mountain Home, Idaho, met
pursuant to adjournment of January
9Th, 1914.
The following members were preser
j. F. Gaines, B. B. Swami, R. II.
Bennett, H. H. Eaton and j. II.
Whitson.
The following proceedings were had
to-wit;
Motion by Swami and seconded by
Eaton that bill for the amount of
$2o2S.O0 as submitted by the Great
Shoshone G. Twin Falls Water Power
Co, be allowed. after deducting arc
lights out as per contract In the
amount of $143.2O, and one years free
service of arc lights as per con-
tract, in the amount of $1217.00, and
one years service for incandescent
lights In the amount of $4,000, the
last item being laid over for further
consideration, leaving a net amount
allowed on bill of 951.S0.
Upon roll call all members present
voted Yes
Whereupon the chairman declared
the motion carried.
Upon motion duly made, seconded,
put and carried the Board adjourned.
Attest: Approved,
0. E. NoreM, John f. Gaines,
Clerk. Chairman.
Elmore County Republican. [volume] (Mountain Home, Idaho) 1910-1915, 1914-02-07
Cough Medicine for Children.

Never give a child cough medi-
cine that contains opium in any form.
When opium is given other and mora
serious diseases may follow. Long ey
peri snce has demonstrated that there
is no better or safer medicine fol-
coughs, colds and Group in children
than Chamberlain's Cough Remedy.
It is equally valuable for adults. Try
it. 1t contains no opium or other
harmful drug. For sale by all drug.
gists.
Elmore County Republican. [volume] (Mountain Home, Idaho) 1910-1915, 1914-02-07

t. S. Martins who was arrested at
Gooding for contributing toward the
delinquency of seventeen-year old
Ora Barrett of this city has been re-
eased of that charge and bound over
on $4,000 bond to appear at the
March term of the district court on
a more serious charge.
Elmore County Republican. [volume] (Mountain Home, Idaho) 1910-1915, 1914-02-07

Rev. Rice will speak at both fore
noonand evening services Sunday, all
SO at the Sunday School and Endea-
vor. The choir and young ladies' have
supported the meetings with spscial
music each night, and been a great
help in leading the congregational
singing and will continue to do so.
Elmore County Republican. [volume] (Mountain Home, Idaho) 1910-1915, 1914-02-07
BRUNEAU BANKER DIES

As We go to press news comes
TO us of the death at Bruneau, Thurs
day at six r. NJ, OF Will Plumb, as
slstant cashier Of the Bruneau bank
Mr.. Plumbs death was caused by leak
age of the heart from which he had
suffered but a short time. The de
ceased leaves a wife to mourn the
loss of a loving husband.
Elmore County Republican. [volume] (Mountain Home, Idaho) 1910-1915, 1914-02-07

Mrs. Canens came in Sunday from
Reynolds where she has been teach
ing school. Mrs. Carens will leave
for Iowa Sunday for visit with her
parents.
Elmore County Republican. [volume] (Mountain Home, Idaho) 1910-1915, 1914-02-07

Mrs. r. e. Hickerson, daughter FL
sic and son Noah returned Monday to
their home in Wendell after a weeks
visit with Mr.. and Mrs. w. S.. Bea-
man and family.
Elmore County Republican. [volume] (Mountain Home, Idaho) 1910-1915, 1914-02-07

The meetings will continue next
week, and may there be much prayer
and stronger faith and willingness
Just to do His will" Let every
thing possible be set aside for these
meetings the coming week.
Elmore County Republican. [volume] (Mountain Home, Idaho) 1910-1915, 1914-02-07
Notice.

Now Is the time to have your tree
roses pruned. l am ready to prune
hem for you. Phone or call at St.
James Rectory, or write Box 81.
and orchard work.
p. G. TAYLOR.
Elmore County Republican. [volume] (Mountain Home, Idaho) 1910-1915, 1914-02-07

Jas. H. Woertendyke of Los Ange-
les, California, will speak at the Com
church, Tuesday February
10th ON What shall be done with the,
Liquor traffic. Admission free.
Elmore County Republican. [volume] (Mountain Home, Idaho) 1910-1915, 1914-02-07

Rev. Rice who is conducting a Ser
les of meetings at the Congrega-
tional church, had the pleasure of
an over Sunday visit with his wife,
who came down from Caldwell,
Elmore County Republican. [volume] (Mountain Home, Idaho) 1910-1915, 1914-02-07

Mr.. and Mrs. Harris Portlock re-
turned to Bruneau Tuesday morning
from business trip to Boise, EN-
NETT and New Plymouth.
Elmore County Republican. [volume] (Mountain Home, Idaho) 1910-1915, 1914-02-07

The committees from the several
churches met Friday and planned for
the INSTRUMENTATION Day of Pray
er to be held the last Thursday in
February.
Elmore County Republican. [volume] (Mountain Home, Idaho) 1910-1915, 1914-02-07

Miss Winnifred Barrett who was
operated on for appendicitis by doc
tors Frazier and Pittenger about a
month ago, is again able to be out.
Elmore County Republican. [volume] (Mountain Home, Idaho) 1910-1915, 1914-02-07

I. J. Yeates was an arrival Thurs
day from Boise on his way TO Sunny.
side whsre he has clSim. In an
other column will be found an inter-
esting war story of the Battle of
Overton Hill, contributed by Mr..
Yeates.
Elmore County Republican. [volume] (Mountain Home, Idaho) 1910-1915, 1914-02-07

Mrs. Jess Pinkston was called to
Bruneau Thursday on account of the
Illness Of her brotherin-law, viii
Plumb.
Elmore County Republican. [volume] (Mountain Home, Idaho) 1910-1915, 1914-02-07

Mr.. and Mrs. Robert C. Chattin
and baby came in Monday from their
ranch at Grand Viewfor a few days
visit with relatives.
Elmore County Republican. [volume] (Mountain Home, Idaho) 1910-1915, 1914-02-07

A meeting for men will be con-
Quoted by Rev Rice Sunday afternoon
at three O'Clock in the Congrega-
tional church All men invited.
Elmore County Republican. [volume] (Mountain Home, Idaho) 1910-1915, 1914-02-07

Jesse Pinkston, children and Mrs.
Della Hewitt left today for Bruneau
where they will attend the funeral
OF Will Plumb.
Elmore County Republican. [volume] (Mountain Home, Idaho) 1910-1915, 1914-02-07

The Guild held a very interesting
meeting Thursday at the home OF
Mrs. j. W. Morton who served de-
lic,ous refreshments.
Elmore County Republican. [volume] (Mountain Home, Idaho) 1910-1915, 1914-02-07

John Clapp of Grand View was a
business visitor in this city thi, week
a business visitor in this city this
week.
Elmore County Republican. [volume] (Mountain Home, Idaho) 1910-1915, 1914-02-07

Nellie Keefer came home from Pay
cite Wednesday for a visit with her
parents, Mr.. and Mrs. 4. Keefer.
Elmore County Republican. [volume] (Mountain Home, Idaho) 1910-1915, 1914-02-07

The Boys Club meetings will be
held after these revival meetings are
over. Some of the boys are taking a
manly stand for Christ.
Elmore County Republican. [volume] (Mountain Home, Idaho) 1910-1915, 1914-02-07

Rev o. P. Christian, founder of the
Children's Home in Boise was a
business visitor in this city Friday,
in the interests of the Home.
Elmore County Republican. [volume] (Mountain Home, Idaho) 1910-1915, 1914-02-07

Mrs. Frank P. AXE who has been
visiting In Meridian few days re
turned home Thursday.
Elmore County Republican. [volume] (Mountain Home, Idaho) 1910-1915, 1914-02-07

The Congregational ladies aid next
week meets in section ole with Mrs.
Briegleb, Two with Mrs. Helm, Three.
with Mrs. House.
Elmore County Republican. [volume] (Mountain Home, Idaho) 1910-1915, 1914-02-07

Wanted-Plain sewing to do. Call
On Mrs. e. H. Evans, opposite Mrs.
Fences residence. 81 If
Elmore County Republican. [volume] (Mountain Home, Idaho) 1910-1915, 1914-02-07

Mrs. Sam Noble spent Sunday in
Mountain Home on her way from
Boise to Bruneau.
Elmore County Republican. [volume] (Mountain Home, Idaho) 1910-1915, 1914-02-07

Two year-old grape vines for sale
American and European varieties. In
quire of Ray Blanchard at Garnet, or
address him at Mountain Home.
Elmore County Republican. [volume] (Mountain Home, Idaho) 1910-1915, 1914-02-07

Joe Binder, who has been spend
ing the winter at Jordan Valley has
returned to this city.
Elmore County Republican. [volume] (Mountain Home, Idaho) 1910-1915, 1914-02-07

Seth Harris spent few days in
Boise the first of the week on BUSH
ness.
Elmore County Republican. [volume] (Mountain Home, Idaho) 1910-1915, 1914-02-07

George Craig, wife and cllldren
We're In town from Bruneau few
days this week.
Elmore County Republican. [volume] (Mountain Home, Idaho) 1910-1915, 1914-02-07

FOR RENT-Six room, modern
house; partly furnished; close in;
this office for particulars.
adv.
Elmore County Republican. [volume] (Mountain Home, Idaho) 1910-1915, 1914-02-07

Jersey milk delivered to any part
OF the city at &c. per quart.
+. Tat. j. B. StanHeld.
Elmore County Republican. [volume] (Mountain Home, Idaho) 1910-1915, 1914-02-07

Neva Smith came in Saturday NON.
Ding from Cleft ON business returning
the same day.
Elmore County Republican. [volume] (Mountain Home, Idaho) 1910-1915, 1914-02-07

Mrs. w. S. Beaman and baby left
Saturday for Lama, Colorado, to
visit with her parents.
Elmore County Republican. [volume] (Mountain Home, Idaho) 1910-1915, 1914-02-07

John Adams of Boise was in the
city Wednesday looking after pro-
perty interests.
Elmore County Republican. [volume] (Mountain Home, Idaho) 1910-1915, 1914-02-07

]. F. Schoenecke who has been very
i at his home JIM this city is again
abe to be out.
Elmore County Republican. [volume] (Mountain Home, Idaho) 1910-1915, 1914-02-07

Miss Emily Moffat who has been
a guest of the Misses Evans at the
Evans Hotel, left Sunday for Ogden.
Elmore County Republican. [volume] (Mountain Home, Idaho) 1910-1915, 1914-02-07

L. e. McKeeth of Grand View was
a business visitor in this city Friday.
Elmore County Republican. [volume] (Mountain Home, Idaho) 1910-1915, 1914-02-07

trasact any and all business that may
properly come before it.
Attest: Approved,
o. E. Norel, John f. Gaines,
CLERK. Chailman
Elmore County Republican. [volume] (Mountain Home, Idaho) 1910-1915, 1914-02-07

w. r. Goats was in town from
Helm & Chattin's ranch Wednesday.
Elmore County Republican. [volume] (Mountain Home, Idaho) 1910-1915, 1914-02-07

H. p. johnson of Pine was abusi-
ness visitor Wednesday.
Elmore County Republican. [volume] (Mountain Home, Idaho) 1910-1915, 1914-02-07

l.. B. Green was business visitor
In Bruneau Sunday.
Elmore County Republican. [volume] (Mountain Home, Idaho) 1910-1915, 1914-02-07

Sylvia Coates spent Sunday at Ham
NETT visiting friends.
Elmore County Republican. [volume] (Mountain Home, Idaho) 1910-1915, 1914-02-07

Martin Stein spent Sunday in
Mountain Home visiting friends.
Elmore County Republican. [volume] (Mountain Home, Idaho) 1910-1915, 1914-02-07

VIM. Tenance of Grand View was
a visitor in the city Wednesday.
Elmore County Republican. [volume] (Mountain Home, Idaho) 1910-1915, 1914-02-07

Tom Latlmore was business sIss,t-
or Tuesday from Thurman.
Elmore County Republican. [volume] (Mountain Home, Idaho) 1910-1915, 1914-02-07

VIM. Rorrison spent 9.nday in
Gems Ferry visiting his store there.
Elmore County Republican. [volume] (Mountain Home, Idaho) 1910-1915, 1914-02-07

The Ladies' Guild of the E2.sco-
pal church with meet next Thurs
day with Mrs. F. e. An tin.
Elmore County Republican. [volume] (Mountain Home, Idaho) 1910-1915, 1914-02-07

Ernest Moss was in town Friday
ON business
Elmore County Republican. [volume] (Mountain Home, Idaho) 1910-1915, 1914-02-07

r. P. Chattin was in town Friday
day.
Elmore County Republican. [volume] (Mountain Home, Idaho) 1910-1915, 1914-02-07

st. Valentine s Ball on February
18th at the Standard Theatre.
Elmore County Republican. [volume] (Mountain Home, Idaho) 1910-1915, 1914-02-07

VILLAGE PROCEEDINGS
Continued from page u
Elmore County Republican. [volume] (Mountain Home, Idaho) 1910-1915, 1914-02-07
LOCAL NEWS

e. l.. Stevens was in town Thurs
day from his ranch on Snake RI er.
The Manchester journal. [volume] (Manchester, Vt.) 1861-current, 1914-11-26

WINTER HORSE BLANKETS AND ROBES MEMS MACKINAwS s,
SWEATERS AND HEAVY CLOTHING AND UNDERCLOTHING.
Wagons Harness Wire Fence Paints Oils and Stock of other
Merchandise.
Phone 1921 H. N. WILLIAMS Dorset, VT
The Manchester journal. [volume] (Manchester, Vt.) 1861-current, 1914-11-26
LUXE McLukE SAYS

A man can lie out Of LOT Of things.
But he can't deny il when he eats
onions.
A man win pay dollar for a so
cent article that he wants. A woman
will pay 40 cents for 39-cent article
that she doesn't want.
A girl is real proud when she grad
yates from college with b. A. But
she is even prouder when she enters
the school of matrimony and adds
B Y to her degree.
A Mother never changes, When her
son is 40 years old and wears long
whiskers she won't call him anything
else but willie"
The Scientists must be losing their
grip on the Peepul In December of
last year the Harvard savants an
nounced that nearly all women are
knock kneed But you may have no
ticed that the fool men keep right on
getting married and taking chance.
A Massachusetts girl cut off her
hair in her sleep. Most girls yank it
off before they go to sleep.
The Hbrows claim that the use of
medicated tissue screen will make
kissing safe and sanitary" 1t may
make it sanitary, but there isn't any
way to make kissing safe.
1t must be a terrible jar to the Re-
formers to realize that the fellows
who smoke cigarettes manage to cop
out so many good jobs.