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Wood County reporter. [volume] (Grand Rapids [i.e. Wisconsin Rapids], Wis.) 1857-1923, 1914-07-30

man advised me to try Lydia E. Pink
hams Vegetable Compound and | got
bottle. | felt better the next month so
took three more bottles of it and got
well so | could work all the time /
hope every woman who suffers like did
will try Lydia E. Pinkham's Vegetable
Compound. - Mrs P w. LANsENG,
Route No. /, Florence, South Dakota.
Why will women continue to suffer day
in and day out or drag out sickly, half
hearted existence, missing three-fourths
of the joy of living, when they can find
health in Lydia E. Pinkham' Vegetable
Compound?
For thirty years it has been the stand
ard remedy for female ills, and has re-
stored the health of thousands of women
who have been troubled with such all
ments as displacements, Inflammation,
liberation, tumors, irregularities, etc.
IT you want special advice write to
Lydia E. Pinkham Medicine Co. Conf
dsntian Lynn, Mass. Your letter win
be opened, read and answered by
woman and held III strict confidence
Wood County reporter. [volume] (Grand Rapids [i.e. Wisconsin Rapids], Wis.) 1857-1923, 1914-07-30

letter addressed to that playhouse.
An unsigned note with the words
Wrong change received about II
years ago" is the only clue to the
identity of the person who returned
the money.
There is a dollar waiting at the
box office for the person who dupli.
Gates this handwriting" Eric Mitch.
ell said when he opened the letter.
I'm going to have this dollar bill
framed and hang it in the lobby, to-
gether with the letter." he continued.
Il cannot say that we have any
right to this dollar. ]. P Howe was
lessee of this theater II years ago."
Wood County reporter. [volume] (Grand Rapids [i.e. Wisconsin Rapids], Wis.) 1857-1923, 1914-07-30
Elatsr Eire-EIy,

Another remarkable insect found in
Mexico is the Elater freely, which the
Indians use as miniature torches. The
men fasten them TO their ankles in
going through the forest, and the wom1
en- wear them in their hair under a
thin gauZe veil. Tiny little cages are
constructed in which three or four are
kept for lighting purposes. The IN
sects congregate by the thousands in
many forest trees and, as if by pre-
concerted agreement, simultaneously
fash their lights, then darken them
and flash them again.
Wood County reporter. [volume] (Grand Rapids [i.e. Wisconsin Rapids], Wis.) 1857-1923, 1914-07-30
STOPS FLIRTING BY WHISTLE
Jersey Towns Counsel Objects to En-
gIneers Sounding Love Notes to
Wives and SWeethearts.

Harrison, n. 1.-THE town council
has instructed Peter Goodman, the
town clerk, to request Lackawanna
engineers passing through here to dis
continue their whistle signal system
TO wives and sweethearts
Some Of the engineers employ only a
series of toots. Others use dot and
dash arrangement like the Morse tele-
graph code. When the whistles shrek
the feminines concerned dash to win
dows and wave their replies.
This performance in the daytime is
annoying to many, since none Of the
trains In question stop here, and
here is no excuse for the whistling.
Wood County reporter. [volume] (Grand Rapids [i.e. Wisconsin Rapids], Wis.) 1857-1923, 1914-07-30
In IunnOn.

Mr.. Dennis Drew, a weIl-known
actor-barytone, was telling the other
day a story of the Wells-Carpentier
fight, which, it viii be remembered,
lasted exactly seventy-three seconds.
Two nuts" met at the club Said
one: "Were you at the fight last
night?"
ooh, yes" drawled the other, ''but
was rather bored, and I did not stay
to the end"
Wood County reporter. [volume] (Grand Rapids [i.e. Wisconsin Rapids], Wis.) 1857-1923, 1914-07-30
Self-Conscicusness.

An egotistical man who believes
himself the center, the object and the
cause Of everything that exists and
everything that takes place, said to
his friend one day:
ct is only to me that such misfor-
tunes happen"
What" asked the friend, 'is the
matter?"
Don't you see that it is raining?"
he answered-New York Globe.
Wood County reporter. [volume] (Grand Rapids [i.e. Wisconsin Rapids], Wis.) 1857-1923, 1914-07-30
Stane MnneY.

1t has been observed that stage
money must sometimes figure in the
salaries that stage performers receive.
In a breach of promise case, recently
tried at New York, it was shown that
an actress who was understood to be
receiving $1,000 a week, was actually
getting $500, out of which $50 was de-
Quoted for booking and press agent
fees. Still, as the press agent was CIV
ing her a salary of $1,000, she could
hardly have begrudged the money she
paid him.-Spring1eld Republican.
Wood County reporter. [volume] (Grand Rapids [i.e. Wisconsin Rapids], Wis.) 1857-1923, 1914-07-30

to let hundred barrels OF potatoes rot
in his cellar because of the road to
market being impossible in the winter
time. That winter the price of po-
tatoes rose to $140 a barrel Poor
roads were entirely responsible for
the loss to this man.
Instances of this sort could be multi
piled without end. Like the dy-
Wood County reporter. [volume] (Grand Rapids [i.e. Wisconsin Rapids], Wis.) 1857-1923, 1914-07-30
MONKEY is PELLAGRA VICTIM
His Case May Throw Much Valuable
Information on the nature of
the Disease.

Topeka, Kan.-A monkey at the
State university has all the symptoms
Of pellagra, and Prof. S. J. Hunter,
state entomoIogist, and Dr.. S. J. Crum-
bine, secretary Of the board Of health,
who have been conducting the investi-
cation, hope to obtain valuable in
formation about the disease
Wood County reporter. [volume] (Grand Rapids [i.e. Wisconsin Rapids], Wis.) 1857-1923, 1914-07-30
Figure one-11o Feet of Road.

short time any load that horse can
up four or five per cent grade. Four
per cent, therefore, is usually regarded
as the maximum grade permissible in
road ui1ding. Frequently, however, it
would De advantageous to do away
with such grade altogether by
means of & detour. In deciding when
to do this the dynamometer is IN
questicnably Of great service.
The problem may be stated mathe-
Wood County reporter. [volume] (Grand Rapids [i.e. Wisconsin Rapids], Wis.) 1857-1923, 1914-07-30
LONDON HOSTESS HAS CARES
Society Woman of English Metropolis
Entertains Whoever Wants to
Attend Her Party.

London.-Of the troubles which be-
set the society hostess the self
sought invitation" is the worst Many
persons seem quite lost to shame on
the subject.
It would be thought that if ore is
not asked to Lady Dash's tea party it
would seem fairly obvious he had
Wood County reporter. [volume] (Grand Rapids [i.e. Wisconsin Rapids], Wis.) 1857-1923, 1914-07-30
The VILLAGE Fire

How was it you allowed the fire
to get such a hold on the place?
You've got a good engine, haven't
you?'
Yes, but it's the first fire since it
came, and the hose was so wrapped
up in wreaths from being used to dec
crate the streets that we couldn't
get the water through. '-F'liegende
Blaetter.
Wood County reporter. [volume] (Grand Rapids [i.e. Wisconsin Rapids], Wis.) 1857-1923, 1914-07-30
How Coldboy Manaqed

did CoIdboy get much water in his
cellar during the f1ood?"
yes, but it didn't bother him long"
How 500"
"He just went down in the base
ment, looked at the water through his
monocle and told the workmen to saw
it up and carry it out"
Wood County reporter. [volume] (Grand Rapids [i.e. Wisconsin Rapids], Wis.) 1857-1923, 1914-07-30
Why Presentation Burns.

Professor Arloing of Lyons, France,
proved by experiment that human
perspiration is irritant because it is
actually poisonous. 1t actually burns
away the epidermis of sensitive skins
and leaves them almost raw. 1t is i'm
portant that perspiration be not
checked; it is equally important in
hot weather to change ones under,
clothes very day.
Wood County reporter. [volume] (Grand Rapids [i.e. Wisconsin Rapids], Wis.) 1857-1923, 1914-07-30
Tn. Umbrella Borrower.

Look at that foolish Mr.. Baker, ;"
said one man to another, "out on q
rainy day like this without an UNI
brella! Is he crazy?"
"T guess So" said his friend hurried
". Lets hurry on; l don't want 20
meet him"
why not?"
He may recognize this umbrella
It's his"
Wood County reporter. [volume] (Grand Rapids [i.e. Wisconsin Rapids], Wis.) 1857-1923, 1914-07-30

Look here" yelled the customer;
didn't you tell me it would be safe
for me to carry those six dozen eggs
home in my suitcase?"
q did" replied the produce man.
We'll, look at this mess, yelled the
customer. Every dingbatted one of
them is busted"
Well replied the produce man,
you must have forgotten to boil
them. ''-Cincinnati Enquirer.
Wood County reporter. [volume] (Grand Rapids [i.e. Wisconsin Rapids], Wis.) 1857-1923, 1914-07-30

better stay away. Still more so in
the case Of her small" bail at Clar-
idge's, where it is well known that
every card" sent must cost a sub
stantial sum.
But as soon as the announcement
appears the prospective hostess is
inundated with reminders that the So
and Sos have come to town, likewise
the Robinson Smiths and Smith Rob
insons, not by any roundabout meth
DDS, such as a counter invitation, but
by a plain, straightforward request TO
be asked to her dance. All her rela-
Wood County reporter. [volume] (Grand Rapids [i.e. Wisconsin Rapids], Wis.) 1857-1923, 1914-07-30
Shin Coal by Parcel POST.

Los Angeles.-Because the postage
is cheaper than either the express or
freight rate, the Union Hardware and
Metal company viii ship a ton OF
blacksmith coal to Harris burg, Cal,
by parcel post. Postage on the coal
which will be shipped in sacks will
amount to $21.50.
Wood County reporter. [volume] (Grand Rapids [i.e. Wisconsin Rapids], Wis.) 1857-1923, 1914-07-30
Her TeIItaIe Inns.

You have been kissing another
man"
You have no right to say that" de-
cIared the girl.
Then l withdraw it. But l pre-
ferred to believe that rather than to
think you had been chewing tobacco"
Wood County reporter. [volume] (Grand Rapids [i.e. Wisconsin Rapids], Wis.) 1857-1923, 1914-07-30

tons receive requests asking them to
get invitations. They may be on the
worst terms with her or may not have
seen her for years, but as soon as she
gives an entertainment all her most
distant acquaintances are written to
"for a card"
Wood County reporter. [volume] (Grand Rapids [i.e. Wisconsin Rapids], Wis.) 1857-1923, 1914-07-30
He Had EAared IL.

Farmer Hornihand drove up for his
first visit to his son and new daughter
in-law in town.
AS he was about to dismount from
the wagon, he noticed sign fastened
to little tree-box in front Of their
residence:
Don't Hitch Here"
'Too DUN bad" he murmured. 81 al
'ays knowed they wouldn't git along
good, but mother'u be awful beat out
when I tell her they're advertiser it! .
Wood County reporter. [volume] (Grand Rapids [i.e. Wisconsin Rapids], Wis.) 1857-1923, 1914-07-30
Unres sonabIe.

''Why did you divorce your first hus-
band? ?"
He did not remain around home
enough
And your second?"
He remained at home too much"
But l should not think that would
be an objection
"But he wants me to remain at home
Also"
Wood County reporter. [volume] (Grand Rapids [i.e. Wisconsin Rapids], Wis.) 1857-1923, 1914-07-30
Romance.

Cub Reporter-Here's a good story.
City Editor-What is 1t all about?
THE leading lady of a moving-pic-
ture company ran away with the
comedian"
Give it half a column and make the
heading, Romance in Reel Life"
Wood County reporter. [volume] (Grand Rapids [i.e. Wisconsin Rapids], Wis.) 1857-1923, 1914-07-30
Time Enouoh.

DO you think a man ought to tell
his wife all about his business" said
the serious youth.
Not always" replied Miss Cayenne.
I'm some instances it is time enough
for a woman to worry when her hus-
band is called on to testify in an in
YestigatiOn."
Wood County reporter. [volume] (Grand Rapids [i.e. Wisconsin Rapids], Wis.) 1857-1923, 1914-07-30
Auspiclous Time.

Where are you goins?
TO call on Mrs. Wallaby-Wombat-
Better come along. l understand
there are some very interesting things
TO be heard"
How 500"
"She has just qusrrel9d with her
best friend"
Wood County reporter. [volume] (Grand Rapids [i.e. Wisconsin Rapids], Wis.) 1857-1923, 1914-07-30
GETS A CONSCIENCE DOLLAR
Unknown Party Makes Restitution for
Wrong Change After Lapse of
Twelve Years.

Seattle.-One dollar in excess of the
correct amount of change received by
some person in Seattle more than II
years ago at the box Office Of the Sc
attic theater has been returned in
Wood County reporter. [volume] (Grand Rapids [i.e. Wisconsin Rapids], Wis.) 1857-1923, 1914-07-30
None WhafeVer-

PA, doesn't precipitation mean the
same as settling?"
1T does in chemistry, my son; but
in business you'll find that many per-
sons in settling don't show any pre-
cipitation at all.''-Boston Evening
Transcript.
Wood County reporter. [volume] (Grand Rapids [i.e. Wisconsin Rapids], Wis.) 1857-1923, 1914-07-30
Sneared IL On.

Eve have chocolate fudge on the
menu" said the drug clerk.
so l see,' responded the fastidious
lady; "and it is too sticky to handle
with white gloves. Kindly give me
menu card which has no chocolate
fudge on it'-kansas City Journal.
Wood County reporter. [volume] (Grand Rapids [i.e. Wisconsin Rapids], Wis.) 1857-1923, 1914-07-30
A Power for Good.

do you behave the world is grow.
ing better?" an acquaintance asked
DR.. Scadsworthy.
Well answered that eminent re,
former, complacentIy, cit has improved
considerably since I have been presi-
dent of the Uplifters' League "-BaIti-
more Sun.
Wood County reporter. [volume] (Grand Rapids [i.e. Wisconsin Rapids], Wis.) 1857-1923, 1914-07-30
Movics viii Tell

Lady Of the Kimonc-How do you
know your husband wasn't in Moose
ton when he said he was?
Mrs. VISIT went to a movie show
one night, and a film showed him in
the band wagon as his lodge paraded
at Elkhart.-Judge
Wood County reporter. [volume] (Grand Rapids [i.e. Wisconsin Rapids], Wis.) 1857-1923, 1914-07-30

Mamma" said small Sadie one eve
ming, 4 know what the stars in the
sky are for"
well, dear" responded her moth
er. what are they for?"
They are little holes to let the
rain through in the day time and the
glory through at night"
Wood County reporter. [volume] (Grand Rapids [i.e. Wisconsin Rapids], Wis.) 1857-1923, 1914-07-30
CaprifTus In Winter.

Upon the authority of a government
official it has been recently announced
that the capriigs may be carried over
winter weather if kept in a protected
place and packed in layers of sand.
This discovery assures the fig-grower
of a supply of caprifigs regardless of
the severity of the weather.
Wood County reporter. [volume] (Grand Rapids [i.e. Wisconsin Rapids], Wis.) 1857-1923, 1914-07-30
Ills Name.

'Whut you done name dat mule ?"
Senator"
Whit foh?"
Cause you kin abuse him all yor
want to, but it amt gwinter mex hin
hurry"
Wood County reporter. [volume] (Grand Rapids [i.e. Wisconsin Rapids], Wis.) 1857-1923, 1914-07-30
Didn't Ike That Kind

Elsie-We had shortcake for supper
at our home last night.
Bobby-We had short cake too-it
was too short to go round, so l didn't
get any.-Boston Transcript
Wood County reporter. [volume] (Grand Rapids [i.e. Wisconsin Rapids], Wis.) 1857-1923, 1914-07-30
Overload.

First Chorus GirI--WeIl, how do I
lock now, Madge?
Second Chorus Girl think you
look little slovenly, tonight, dear.
Take another bead of your necklace.
Puck.
Wood County reporter. [volume] (Grand Rapids [i.e. Wisconsin Rapids], Wis.) 1857-1923, 1914-07-30
Usual Method.

What political party do you belong
to-"
THE Wistful Wildcat party"
But l never heard of it,
NO It's a recent creation. None
OF the other parties suited me, SO l
started one of my own"
Wood County reporter. [volume] (Grand Rapids [i.e. Wisconsin Rapids], Wis.) 1857-1923, 1914-07-30
Figure TWO.

namometer they show that the move
ment for good roads is not based on
theory and sentiment but is as much
a matter of cold business as the prop
er use of fertilizer or the proper food
for live stock
Wood County reporter. [volume] (Grand Rapids [i.e. Wisconsin Rapids], Wis.) 1857-1923, 1914-07-30
ssEyed.

Silas-Can't understand why Bill
Hardrow doesn't have better luck fish
ing. He keeps his eye always on the
cork.
Hez-Yes, but the cork is always in
the bottle
Wood County reporter. [volume] (Grand Rapids [i.e. Wisconsin Rapids], Wis.) 1857-1923, 1914-07-30
The Real Need.

Willis-They have got automobiles
within the reach of the average mans
pocketbook now"
GiIlis-Yes. Now hopa they'll get
them within the reach of the average
mans understanding
Wood County reporter. [volume] (Grand Rapids [i.e. Wisconsin Rapids], Wis.) 1857-1923, 1914-07-30
Applause.

Your boy is strong for athletics"
YES. And I don't know that
blame him. He has written some first
rate essays. But not one Of them Gre
ated anything like the enthusiasm that
greeted him one day when he made
successful slide to second base"
Wood County reporter. [volume] (Grand Rapids [i.e. Wisconsin Rapids], Wis.) 1857-1923, 1914-07-30
EooIinn the Cook

why do you quarrel with your hus-
band so these days? Have you ceased
to love him."
mo; but the cook enjoys it. She
fingers with US hoping to see a fight"
Wood County reporter. [volume] (Grand Rapids [i.e. Wisconsin Rapids], Wis.) 1857-1923, 1914-07-30
Quite Different.

He (caIling)-I fear I must seem
like q Sahara OF duIlness this evening,
Miss Edith.
She-Oh, no, Mr. TiEid; you are
not at all desert; a desert has sand.
Boston Evening Transcript.
Wood County reporter. [volume] (Grand Rapids [i.e. Wisconsin Rapids], Wis.) 1857-1923, 1914-07-30
EaSy Solution,

And / say again, my fellow coun-
trymen," shouted the orator, why
should not the man of the family be
the master in his own house?''
That's easy" yelled a listener.
Because his wife won't let him"
Wood County reporter. [volume] (Grand Rapids [i.e. Wisconsin Rapids], Wis.) 1857-1923, 1914-07-30
A CONTINGENT Proposition

What's that new structure you
have put up on the hill there?"
Well" replied Farmer CorntosseI,
ST | rent it, it's bungalow. II I
don't, it's barn"
Wood County reporter. [volume] (Grand Rapids [i.e. Wisconsin Rapids], Wis.) 1857-1923, 1914-07-30
The monkey was infected bz th.

The monkey was infected BY the
sandfy,7 said Dr. Hunter. It has the
symptoms common tc tie disease. One
monkey infected doesn't prove any
thing, but the July brood Of sandfies
is coming On now and We viii catch
some and try them on other monkeys.
We won't know anything definite IN
I'll We have worked on eight or ten
monkeys"
Wood County reporter. [volume] (Grand Rapids [i.e. Wisconsin Rapids], Wis.) 1857-1923, 1914-07-30
sr.noy+ant "a mo.hare
Good Fishing.

What's the net result of all that
girls fiirting?"
She's made big catch"
Wood County reporter. [volume] (Grand Rapids [i.e. Wisconsin Rapids], Wis.) 1857-1923, 1914-07-30
SAVING Travel.

Next we must go to Algiers."
Il am tired out. Let's rest here in
Naples a few days. We can send our
suitcases to AlgieTs and have labels
pasted on"
Wood County reporter. [volume] (Grand Rapids [i.e. Wisconsin Rapids], Wis.) 1857-1923, 1914-07-30
The Various Ones.

Some theorists contend that color
plays quite a part in our life scheme"
Then suppose for scholars it is
well read, for sailors, ultra marine,
and for babies, yell-oh."
Wood County reporter. [volume] (Grand Rapids [i.e. Wisconsin Rapids], Wis.) 1857-1923, 1914-07-30
Amt IL the Truth ?

I don't think much of that young
man. His clothes look silly"
Why, papa, he dresses Just like a
1914 fashion plate"
That's what I me- n
Wood County reporter. [volume] (Grand Rapids [i.e. Wisconsin Rapids], Wis.) 1857-1923, 1914-07-30

The Farmer-You see, in the sum
mer the chickens come in my yart
every day and dig up my fresh-made
beds.
City Boarder-Why don't you buy
some folding beds? Then they could
close EN- up during the day.
Wood County reporter. [volume] (Grand Rapids [i.e. Wisconsin Rapids], Wis.) 1857-1923, 1914-07-30

The devil always gets the most
active recruits from the great army
of the unoccup.ed.
Wood County reporter. [volume] (Grand Rapids [i.e. Wisconsin Rapids], Wis.) 1857-1923, 1914-07-30

Over two hundred umbrellas we're
found in the room of a female klepto-
maniac. She believed In laying up for
a rainy day.
Wood County reporter. [volume] (Grand Rapids [i.e. Wisconsin Rapids], Wis.) 1857-1923, 1914-07-30
Find Rinq Inside Snake.

Livingston, N. J.-Hunston Kent, 8
collie dog killed a garter snake, inside
of which was found a Wedding ring
inscribed From NJ. J. l. to NJ NJ,
June II, 1899"
Wood County reporter. [volume] (Grand Rapids [i.e. Wisconsin Rapids], Wis.) 1857-1923, 1914-07-30
Newsboys Aid Crippled Boy.

Chicago a thief stole BIZ
cycle belonging to John Taylor, a
tweIve-year-old crippled newsboy, 100
pals instituted a search and re-
turned the stolen property.
Wood County reporter. [volume] (Grand Rapids [i.e. Wisconsin Rapids], Wis.) 1857-1923, 1914-07-30

here the same day. having covered
the distance at the rate CT little less
than mile a minute. Fanciers de,
clared this to be a new record.
Wood County reporter. [volume] (Grand Rapids [i.e. Wisconsin Rapids], Wis.) 1857-1923, 1914-07-30

Poverty offers one comfort. 1t
keeps the fellows with subscription
papers away.
Wood County reporter. [volume] (Grand Rapids [i.e. Wisconsin Rapids], Wis.) 1857-1923, 1914-07-30

Homing Pigeons Make Record.
Chicago.-Eighteen homirg pigeons,
released from Norfolk, Neb., arrived
Wood County reporter. [volume] (Grand Rapids [i.e. Wisconsin Rapids], Wis.) 1857-1923, 1914-07-30

Right sometimes triumphs with
out producing any astounding fnan-
cial returns.
Wood County reporter. [volume] (Grand Rapids [i.e. Wisconsin Rapids], Wis.) 1857-1923, 1914-07-30

oo w II y d / Il ; Il II q
backache, an d h ad
h e a d q ch e a good
deal Of the time and
very little appetite
The pains were so
bad that l used to
sit right down on the
floor and cry, be-
cause it hurt me so
and | could not do
any work at those
tN9 90 An old wO-
Wood County reporter. [volume] (Grand Rapids [i.e. Wisconsin Rapids], Wis.) 1857-1923, 1914-07-30
Very Much So.

Are those colors fast, Ann?"
We'll, to see the way they ran in
the wash, I'd call EN- speeders."
Wood County reporter. [volume] (Grand Rapids [i.e. Wisconsin Rapids], Wis.) 1857-1923, 1914-07-30
Burned and Nc Fire.

He-This cake is burned, dear.
She-Yes, / guess I left it too long
in the freless cooker.
Wood County reporter. [volume] (Grand Rapids [i.e. Wisconsin Rapids], Wis.) 1857-1923, 1914-07-30
The Reuular MaY.

He-Is your uncle good at golf?
She-Aercy, no! He's very profane
Globe
Wood County reporter. [volume] (Grand Rapids [i.e. Wisconsin Rapids], Wis.) 1857-1923, 1914-07-30

Calgary is the largest city between
Winnipeg and Vancouver.
The Pensacola journal., 1914-11-15
ESCAMBIA'S SALVATION
Duty Up To Date
A Sermon by Farmer Dex.


m e i. e loud a @ or Ws Is Now Now @ sa g psg n ns SEEK a h % f
sars R hs uas msr 9' a s 'fs T4ds @ of
DO THE DUTY THAT NEAREST THY HAND.
efforts within Stop wishing sehenng help
that can never through work The Lord helps them
FIRST our own people-o1RsEIvns eo1 SEW IS a. A
locality
soand
in position @ to S help Pa a. Of your old friends Hans Probably not
percent Worlds closed trading
suddenly dollar nickel
shelter An Of the necessities all forms wealth must primarily
part by
it. but the under side of and the
begin to DIG the sooner We can get out from under
Remember that all other all the
begins at home and the first ma
I drift
wealth literally buried
we never knew possessed.
wHEREq
waidont don't time We must
the tunnel first This wealth if value under ground Even the
first and the first man out runs to register claim on the whole mine and
all
and erect Reducing plant and that each man shan reneve a.
all
bfa county? 80
w-autog
Sunday 2nd the sequel of this sermon bv Farmer er.
H y Ds
THIS WAY OUT!
The Pensacola journal., 1914-11-15
THIEF
WAS SENTENCED
JOE THOMAS, THE NEGRO WHO
HAD STOLEN so MANY FOWLS,
GETS TWO YEARS FOR HIS
LOVE OF CHICKEN.

Joe Thomas, the negro whose love
for chicken had tempted him to bag
dozens in the recent past, was called
before the bar in the court of record
for sentence yesterday afternoon. He
pleaded to two charges, and on each
of them was sent up for a year, max
ing two years which he will be called
upon to serve, to mediate upon his past
criminal record.
Another sentence passed yesterday
was upon Eddie Collins, who entered
a plea of guilty to the charge of OBJ
scenity He was sent to the county
lookup for fifteen days.
Court adjourned until Monday
morning after these cases had been
disposed Of in the manner aoove in.
dicated.