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The Twin Falls times. [volume] (Twin Falls, Idaho) 1905-1916, 1914-12-18

On Thursday afternoon Of this week
at the Methodist parsonage, occurred
the marriage of James H. Cobb and
Miss Mary l.. Iron, the ceremony he
ing performed by Rev. c. L. Bent.
The newly welded couple will make
their home on a farm. four and one
half miles southeast Of the city.
The Twin Falls times. [volume] (Twin Falls, Idaho) 1905-1916, 1914-12-18

Deputy Sheriff p 0. HERMAN made
trip to the Castleford and Roseworth
country, Wednesday on official bust
The Twin Falls times. [volume] (Twin Falls, Idaho) 1905-1916, 1914-12-18

e. M. Wolfe was up from his new
home in Twin Falls to attend to bust
ness matters before the sessions of the
district court this week. Mountain
Home Republican
The Twin Falls times. [volume] (Twin Falls, Idaho) 1905-1916, 1914-12-18

DR.. F. l.. McCauley, who arrived
here short time ago from Kansas,
has opened an office in the Harder
building on east Main avenue. He
is now prepared to answer calls day or
night.
The Twin Falls times. [volume] (Twin Falls, Idaho) 1905-1916, 1914-12-18

Mrs. Wilfred Olson entertained the
ladies of the Della Pringle company
Wednesday. 500 was the diversion of
the afternoon, followed by four
course lunch. A red and green color
effect prevailed in the details of the
management, a bowl of red carnations
grazing the center of the table, around
which were seated Mesdames VanAuk-
er, Stanley, Tonkin Myers and Olson
Yesterday afternoon the morning
side club met at the home of Mrs.
Schneider. The study of the history
of Germany which the ladies have been
so arduously pursuing was laid aside
and an afternoon of Qualification in
culged in. Amusing original solos
were sung by Mesdames Schneider and
Hester to the accompaniment of Mrs.
Foss grab bag also furnished much
fun, There will be no further meet
ings of this club until the first of the
year.
Mrs. Brasfield assisted by Mrs.
Amsbary entertained the Ideal Bible
class of the Christian church Tuesday
evening. After a brief business meet
inthe rest of the evening was spent
in an enjoyable social manner, one
of the features of the affair being the
guessing of the babyhood pictures of
the different members. Mrs. G. e. Allen
was first in this contest and Mrs Har-
man second. Dainty refreshments
were served. The officers for the
coming year are: George SAVERS,
president; B. Brasfield, vice presi-
dent; G. II. Binkert, secretary; and
A. Hollingsworth, treasurer An effort
is being made to increase the mem
bership to rs, at the time of holding
their first meeting in their new apart
ments in the church, which is to be
next Sunday.
Notable among the events of the
week was the very pleasant Tuesday
evening party at the Ferguson home
Christmas colors of red and green
frightened the rooms, while a pretty
arrangement of pine trees formed the
cozy nooks and corners. Dancing was
enjoyed during the evening, the or
chestra being hidden behind large
Christmas tree; at the close of the
evening, Santa Claus appeared and
present each guest with gift. Punch
was served throughout the evening
and at midnight delicious repast was
enjoyed. Those present at this
very enjoyable affair were: Misses
Conway, Miner, Thomas, Costello,
Williams, Hornaday, Dorothy and
Helen West, and Vivian and Thelma
Conover and Messrs. Blain Ferguson,
Magel, Reed, Figge, Johnston, McDer-
mont, Graves, Logan, Cummings, Will
cox, Peck, Flintoff, Whitehead, and
Mr. and Mrs. Burton.
The Twin Falls times. [volume] (Twin Falls, Idaho) 1905-1916, 1914-12-18

Old toys and cast off clothing will
be gladly received and conveyed to
the poor by Capt and Mrs Daniel AL
len at 157 Denver avenue, Twin Falls,
Idaho
The Twin Falls times. [volume] (Twin Falls, Idaho) 1905-1916, 1914-12-18

Mrs. Joseph Seaver and son left
Wednesday morning for Vermont
where Mrs. Seaver had been called by
the serious illness Of her mother.
The Twin Falls times. [volume] (Twin Falls, Idaho) 1905-1916, 1914-12-18

]. P. Mickelwait, of Glenwood, Iowa
| V in the 6ity 1T the home OF his cou-
sin, w. w. Mickelwait, and family
Mr.. Mickelwait is on his way to Cali
! fOrnia to spend the winter.
The Twin Falls times. [volume] (Twin Falls, Idaho) 1905-1916, 1914-12-18

On Wednesday of this week Harley
A. Presly and Emily J. Ray, both Of
Miner, were married at the court
house by Rev. G. l.. Bent, pastor of
the First Methodist church.
The Twin Falls times. [volume] (Twin Falls, Idaho) 1905-1916, 1914-12-18

William Thompson, who has charge
OF fruit ranch in the Bull country,
for eastern parties was a business
visitor IN Twin Falls for day the
middle of the week.
The Twin Falls times. [volume] (Twin Falls, Idaho) 1905-1916, 1914-12-18

d. c. Brown, of the Idaho Light and
Power company returned the middle of
the week from Boise, where he had
been on business for his company.
The Twin Falls times. [volume] (Twin Falls, Idaho) 1905-1916, 1914-12-18

A telegram was received the last of
| the week from G. J. Crosby stating
that his father had died Thursday at
the old home in Belle PLANE, Iowa.
| The funeral was held Sunday.
The Twin Falls times. [volume] (Twin Falls, Idaho) 1905-1916, 1914-12-18

Col. H. B. Lue left Wednesday morn
ing Ior Multtugn, where he spent the
day from there he went to Burnley
where he had been to look after bust
ness matters
The Twin Falls times. [volume] (Twin Falls, Idaho) 1905-1916, 1914-12-18

After working for some time the
ancient history classes of the high
school completed an original drama
"The Olive Crown" 1t will be pre-
sented under the direction of Mrs. Will
fred Olsen early in January.
The Twin Falls times. [volume] (Twin Falls, Idaho) 1905-1916, 1914-12-18

Mr.. and Mrs. c. l.. Smith were
county seat visitors Wednesday from
their home in Berger, on the Salmon
tract
The Twin Falls times. [volume] (Twin Falls, Idaho) 1905-1916, 1914-12-18

Mrs. Harry Rhodes and son departed
Thursday morning for their home in
Topeka, Kansas Mrs. Rhodes has
been visiting with her parents, Mr.
and Mrs. r. r.. Logan for several
months.
The Twin Falls times. [volume] (Twin Falls, Idaho) 1905-1916, 1914-12-18

S. S. Champlain, who is connected
with the Salmon River Land and Wa
ter company, was in the city Thursday
from HOLSTER looking after business.
The Twin Falls times. [volume] (Twin Falls, Idaho) 1905-1916, 1914-12-18

DR.. Carl Snodgrass and J. O. Gates
of Twin Falls, came up from Burley
yesterday in DR.. Snodgrass' car-Ida-
no Falls Post.
The Twin Falls times. [volume] (Twin Falls, Idaho) 1905-1916, 1914-12-18

A. E. Caldwell, director. of the
Salmon River Settlers association,
was business visitor in the city for
a day the middle of the week.
The Twin Falls times. [volume] (Twin Falls, Idaho) 1905-1916, 1914-12-18

Aggressive use of the classified col
umnes will rent good properties, in or
out or seasons, and practically cut out
losses from vacancies.
The Twin Falls times. [volume] (Twin Falls, Idaho) 1905-1916, 1914-12-18

r. L. Forbes, of the Berger neigh
borhood on the Salmon tract, was a
business visitor in the city for a day
the middle of the week.
The Twin Falls times. [volume] (Twin Falls, Idaho) 1905-1916, 1914-12-18

Miss Bertha Noel, county school SUI
perintendent, is spending the week
visiting the school in the Shoshone
BASIN
The Twin Falls times. [volume] (Twin Falls, Idaho) 1905-1916, 1914-12-18

Judge-elect w. A. Babcock will leave
Saturday morning for points in Illi-
nOis, where he will visit with relatives
for a couple of weeks.
The Twin Falls times. [volume] (Twin Falls, Idaho) 1905-1916, 1914-12-18

Ella Ryan and Quinn Patton were
taken to the Industrial school We'd
nesday morning by Juvenile Officer
OrmSby.
The Twin Falls times. [volume] (Twin Falls, Idaho) 1905-1916, 1914-12-18

Mr.. and Mrs. C. H. Stinson spent
Thursday in Bull, where Mr.. Stinson
attended meeting of the bee keepers
of the western part of the county.
The Twin Falls times. [volume] (Twin Falls, Idaho) 1905-1916, 1914-12-18

Ned Maher. foreman at the Oregon
Short Line depots has been appointed
a railway mail clerk. He will act as
substitute on the Pocatello-Buh run.
The Twin Falls times. [volume] (Twin Falls, Idaho) 1905-1916, 1914-12-18

~. e. Morgan and family will leave
Saturday morning for the old home at
Girard, Kansas. where they will spend
the next two months visiting rela-
tives.
The Twin Falls times. [volume] (Twin Falls, Idaho) 1905-1916, 1914-12-18

B, A. Hanks, q we'll known mining
man OF the Contact Copper district
was in the city for several days Of this
week looking after matters of BUSH
ness.
The Twin Falls times. [volume] (Twin Falls, Idaho) 1905-1916, 1914-12-18

IA. j. Weaver transacted business in
Twin Falls Thursday of this week
from Filler.
The Twin Falls times. [volume] (Twin Falls, Idaho) 1905-1916, 1914-12-18

J. II. Heyer left Wednesday morn
ing for Boise, to be absent for several
days On business.
The Twin Falls times. [volume] (Twin Falls, Idaho) 1905-1916, 1914-12-18

8. c. Stewart was confined to his
home for several days of this week on
account of sickness.
The Twin Falls times. [volume] (Twin Falls, Idaho) 1905-1916, 1914-12-18

E. A. Moon, the contractor is adding
to his planning mill on Main avenue
west.
The Twin Falls times. [volume] (Twin Falls, Idaho) 1905-1916, 1914-12-18

James Fitzgerald, of Filler, trans
acted business in the county seat for
day the first of the week.
The Twin Falls times. [volume] (Twin Falls, Idaho) 1905-1916, 1914-12-18

John Gourley left Tuesday molmin
for Boise where he will visit with rela
tives during the holidays.
The Twin Falls times. [volume] (Twin Falls, Idaho) 1905-1916, 1914-12-18

~. E. Pohlman. one of the directors
Of the Salmon River Settlers associa-
tion was in Twin Falls Wednesday
on business in connection with the
association.
The Twin Falls times. [volume] (Twin Falls, Idaho) 1905-1916, 1914-12-18

Dan Turnipseed was II the city
Wednesday from his farm in the Suck
er Flat neighborhood.
The Twin Falls times. [volume] (Twin Falls, Idaho) 1905-1916, 1914-12-18

H. M. Sims, of the Hollister Herald
and secretary of the Salmon River Set
tiers association, spent Wednesday in
the city looking after business affairs.
The Twin Falls times. [volume] (Twin Falls, Idaho) 1905-1916, 1914-12-18

M. B. Provost, cashier of the Hansen
State Bank, was business visitor in
the county seat Wednesday.
The Twin Falls times. [volume] (Twin Falls, Idaho) 1905-1916, 1914-12-18

Born-To Mr.. and Mrs. Howard
Barnes, OF Hansen, December IS, &
daughter
The Twin Falls times. [volume] (Twin Falls, Idaho) 1905-1916, 1914-12-18

George Easley, manager OF the
Western Auto company. and ]. W. Nc
Cauley made a trip to the Contact cop
per camp Thursday, returning the
same day.
The Twin Falls times. [volume] (Twin Falls, Idaho) 1905-1916, 1914-12-18

0. n Gaut is in the city from Bur-
ley and will remain until after Christ
mas
The Twin Falls times. [volume] (Twin Falls, Idaho) 1905-1916, 1914-12-18

X. w Spangler left Wednesday ev-
ening for Boise, to be absent for sew
eral days on business.
The Twin Falls times. [volume] (Twin Falls, Idaho) 1905-1916, 1914-12-18

John l.. Peters of Amsterdam, wa.
In the city for day the middle Of thu
week transacting business.
The Twin Falls times. [volume] (Twin Falls, Idaho) 1905-1916, 1914-12-18

L. r. Musser, of Filler, was a bust
ness visitor in the county seat for a
day the middle of the week
The Twin Falls times. [volume] (Twin Falls, Idaho) 1905-1916, 1914-12-18

Mrs. w. A. L. Stowe, of Kimberly,
was in the city Wednesday on a shop
ping tour.
The Twin Falls times. [volume] (Twin Falls, Idaho) 1905-1916, 1914-12-18

Attorney f. ]. H0rmibrook will leave
Saturday for points in Iowa, to visit
with relatives
The Twin Falls times. [volume] (Twin Falls, Idaho) 1905-1916, 1914-12-18

8. s. Champlin was in Twin Fails
Thursday from HOLSTER transacting
business.
The Twin Falls times. [volume] (Twin Falls, Idaho) 1905-1916, 1914-12-18

l.. c. Johnson, of the Three Greek
country, was in Twin Falls for sew
eral days OF this week.
The Twin Falls times. [volume] (Twin Falls, Idaho) 1905-1916, 1914-12-18

r. H. Weaver, court reporter for
Judge e. A. Walters, returned We'd
nesday from Shoshone and Gooding.
The Twin Falls times. [volume] (Twin Falls, Idaho) 1905-1916, 1914-12-18

Herb Lauterbach left Wednesday for
Filler, where he will be for several
days looking after business matters.
The Twin Falls times. [volume] (Twin Falls, Idaho) 1905-1916, 1914-12-18

When the house you ough-. to nes Ns"-
tng III now Is vacated dnexpeciA-Asra.
and is for rent, you'll get the 2s~rS
throngh the classified columns
The Twin Falls times. [volume] (Twin Falls, Idaho) 1905-1916, 1914-12-18

DR.. F. L. Hack, of Filler, spent day
ia the county seat the middle of the
week.
The Twin Falls times. [volume] (Twin Falls, Idaho) 1905-1916, 1914-12-18

William BevercOmbe is in Bull this
week looking after business affairs.
The Twin Falls times. [volume] (Twin Falls, Idaho) 1905-1916, 1914-12-18

r. B. Ripley, the real estate man of
Filler, was in the city Wednesday,
looking after business matters.
The Twin Falls times. [volume] (Twin Falls, Idaho) 1905-1916, 1914-12-18

H. H. Marks, the sheepman, was in
the city Tuesday from Murtaugh,
where he is wintering sheep.
The Twin Falls times. [volume] (Twin Falls, Idaho) 1905-1916, 1914-12-18

R. w. eager, the Hansen merchant,
transacted business in the county seat
for a day the first of the week.
The Twin Falls times. [volume] (Twin Falls, Idaho) 1905-1916, 1914-12-18

E. B. Heinecke, manager of the Hol-
lister Lumber company, transacted
business in Twin Falls Wednesday.
The Twin Falls times. [volume] (Twin Falls, Idaho) 1905-1916, 1914-12-18
Local and Personal

Barton e. Morse spent Wednesday
in Burnley transacting business.
The Twin Falls times. [volume] (Twin Falls, Idaho) 1905-1916, 1914-12-18

Mrs. c. K. VanAuker Della Pringle)
has planned an elaborate entertain
ment for her company Xmas eve.
The Twin Falls times. [volume] (Twin Falls, Idaho) 1905-1916, 1914-12-18

A new get-to-gether club calling
themselves the Shamrock club, has
been organized five miles southeast of
irwin Falls, composed of twenty-three
ladies', with Mrs. Mallory as president.
the meetings are semi-monthly and
the ladies will be the guests this af-
ternoon of Mrs. Frank Patrick.
The Twin Falls times. [volume] (Twin Falls, Idaho) 1905-1916, 1914-12-18

The Cozy 500 was entertained by
Mrs. Dufresne Wednesday the prize
for high score going to Mrs. Chapman.
Guests OF the club were Mesdames
Evans, Neuman and Olson. Miss Mar
gurite Putnam assisted in serving.
The Twin Falls times. [volume] (Twin Falls, Idaho) 1905-1916, 1914-12-18

The Priscillas met at the home of
Mrs. Brasfield Wednesday. A very
peasant afternoon was spent which
included different ideas of fancy work
by the twelve members, which was
very interesting and helpful. Delicious
refrehments were served.
The Twin Falls times. [volume] (Twin Falls, Idaho) 1905-1916, 1914-12-18
SOCIETY NOTES

Society items for this column will
be gladly received by The Times.
Carson City daily appeal. [volume] (Carson City, Nev.) 1907-1930, 1914-07-31
Personal Mention

Miss Bernice Mighels departed for
Lake Tahoe this morning for a short
outing.
Attorney Poujade was among. the
Carsonites returning homo on the eX-
press this morning.
Hugh Mooney Of the Rene Journal
was among the arrivals or thte mo-
tor this afternoon.
Ean Rcnear LETT tor the valley this
morning, where he will pat in d week
with fishing rod End u
Mrs. Eli Barkley was a passenger
for the Comstock mis- morning u
spend the day with relatives.
Frank Perrin of the Fair commits
sion was a passenger Tor Keno last
evening on a brief business mission.
Paul CASTOR, expert accountant in
the employ OF the state, returned TO
his Reno headquarters last evening.
Misses Lizzie and Kate Schulz, &C
ccmpanied by their brother John
Schulz, departed for Reno last even
Inc
James G. Sweeney was a passen-
ger for the riverside city this morn
ing to consult with his business as
sociate. ,
Harry Soloman, representing "Op-
tomo smokes" after calling on the
local trade, departed for the south
this morning.
Sheriff Dick Randell spent yester-
day in this city on a briei visit to
:ciatives, later departing for his Lyon
county home.
N' Sunday, game warden at Lake
Tahoe for this county, is Gowr from
Glenbrook on business connected
with his duties.
George A.. Bartlett, in answer to
Geographic advices, made a hurried
trip to the coast last evening on inn
portant legal business.
Miss Sarah Oddie was among the
arrivals on the express this morning
from the coast on a visit to her
brother at the mansion.
Mrs. Sam Davis and Mrs. Bob Roy
departed last evening for Winnipeg
to attend the session OF the grand
lodge OF Pythian Sisters.
Di. Reid, of the Grey-Re,G-N'risht
company autoed over from the river
Carson City daily appeal. [volume] (Carson City, Nev.) 1907-1930, 1914-07-31
For Sale at Bargain
Prices
Entire Line of ParaSOlS
and Children'S Dresses
c.. II. QUITS 90.

side city this morning looking after
tie firms interests in this city.
Mrs. Fred ]. Seibert, accompanied
by Miss Eleanor and Master Frede-
rick, returned from her eastern visit
this afternoon and is a guest at the
governors mansion.
A. A. Heer arrived on the motor
this AFTERNOON from Reno on legal
business and to build up his local
fences for the Democratic nomina-
ton for justice of the supreme court
Ali Chartz, aspirant for the Demo-
cratic nomination for district judge
OF this district, visited the Comstoch
yesterday i'll the interests of his can
didacy, returning on the express last
evening.
Judge Frank p. Langan came down
from his Virginia City home this al
ternoon to personally file the usual
petition for the Democratic nominal
ton for judge of the first judicial
district.
Miss Belle Mcmillan arrived this
Carson City daily appeal. [volume] (Carson City, Nev.) 1907-1930, 1914-07-31

SACRAMENTO SALOON
Only standard goods carried Diop
IN and get acquainted. W. have
anything you ant. Il
Carson City daily appeal. [volume] (Carson City, Nev.) 1907-1930, 1914-07-31
Woodl Wood!

One hundred cords of good dry
wood from 81 to 50 per cord deliv-
cred. Phone your order to II. C..
Kattleman's feed yard. l8-tf
Carson City daily appeal. [volume] (Carson City, Nev.) 1907-1930, 1914-07-31

J. NJ. Mcnamara. candidate for the
Democratic nomination for district
~attorney of Elko county, is 4 Carson
Y sltor, having arrived on the express
Supreme court.
Joe L~azano, official court stenOg-
rapher OF Washoe county, is over
from Reno this afternoon to file with
the secretary of state his nomina-
ton papers for lieutenant governor
OH the Republican ticket.
Carson City daily appeal. [volume] (Carson City, Nev.) 1907-1930, 1914-07-31

morning from the east, where she has
been attending a conservatory of
music. She will leave today with her
parents, State Treasurer and Mrs.
Mcmillan, her sister, Mrs. EIDE, for
Sweetwater on a visit to the family
OF her brother, Bud Mcmillan. The
visit IS in the nature of a family re-
union prior to the departure of Mrs.
EIDE for Honolulu.
Carson City daily appeal. [volume] (Carson City, Nev.) 1907-1930, 1914-07-31

Sldeline statesmen making small
towns. Just the premium PROPOSE
ton you are looking for. Something
a little different than other houses
are putting out. We guarantee our
goods to sell or take back unsoii
goods. For full particulars write to-
day, May Mig Co., PIP w. Siegel
St, Chicago, Ill.
Carson City daily appeal. [volume] (Carson City, Nev.) 1907-1930, 1914-07-31

Doc. Tucker, for many years con-
ductor on the main line of the
Southern Pacific railroad, now in
charge OF the stub from Mound
House to Wabuska, spent last even
ms in this city, returning to his dut-
les on the express this morning.
Carson City daily appeal. [volume] (Carson City, Nev.) 1907-1930, 1914-07-31

Robert Carlson, general manager
OF the Nevada Fire Insurance COM
pany, returned this morning from a
tie state, where he secured some ex-
cellent business for the home COM
pany.
Carson City daily appeal. [volume] (Carson City, Nev.) 1907-1930, 1914-07-31
Catalogues, Watermelons

Shoots store has a large assert
ment of Moapa valley cantaloupes
and watermelons with the most de-
licious flavor. Blackberries are arriv-
ing in better condition.; drop in and
see them. Nevada bell pepers, pears
and peaches in any quantity. Patti
Carson City daily appeal. [volume] (Carson City, Nev.) 1907-1930, 1914-07-31
Two Standard Cigars

Those two Standard brands OF
smokes, the Palencia at a bit and the
Regencia at 5 cents, distributed by
Boltz, Clymer & Co., of San Fran
cisco, are on sale in Carson at Kitz-
meyers, Mrs. Raftice's, Vaughn's
Smokey, Bakers, Kelly 4 Lindsay's
and Shoots. Ask for no other if
you ant the best on the market.
;23
Carson City daily appeal. [volume] (Carson City, Nev.) 1907-1930, 1914-07-31

LOST

IN old-fashioned folio bany pic
ture. Return to Mrs. William Wood
burn, Jr., at Brougher house. Isl
Carson City daily appeal. [volume] (Carson City, Nev.) 1907-1930, 1914-07-31
NOTICE

The electric power will be off next
Sunday from 8 o'clock in the morn
ing until about 3 in the afternoon, in
order that needed repairs can be
made. j30-3t
Carson City daily appeal. [volume] (Carson City, Nev.) 1907-1930, 1914-07-31
NOTICE

The usual monthly meeting of the
Board OF County commissioners will
be held at the court house. on Mon
day next, August Sd.
Z. O. PATTERSON,
Clerk of the Board.
Carson City daily appeal. [volume] (Carson City, Nev.) 1907-1930, 1914-07-31
Men Wanted

Men wanted to visit the trade with
our cigars. Salary SIS weekly to
start. Cordelle Cigar Co., Station d.
New York City. jl3-3m
Carson City daily appeal. [volume] (Carson City, Nev.) 1907-1930, 1914-07-31
PHONE 1911 FOR

King coal, dry wood and first class
seed, delivered promptly by H. c.
Kattleman. m13
The Polk County Republican. (Ducktown, Tenn.) 1914-191?, 1914-07-17

Just as we went to press, we learned
that son of NJ C. Kidg, of Copperhill,
had come in contact with fallen electric
light wire and had been killed.
Latter reports say that while he was badly
shocked and somewhat burnep he was get
ting along all right.
The Polk County Republican. (Ducktown, Tenn.) 1914-191?, 1914-07-17
Republican Candidates

In presentingt his bunch of Stawart Republicans to
the voters of Polk County, we firmly believe it to be
WINNER from top to bottom. Their official records
will bear the closest scrutiny and more obgng men
have ever served the people.
On their behalf we earnestly ask the support OF all
who want the affairs of the county administered as they
have been in the past few years.
The Polk County Republican. (Ducktown, Tenn.) 1914-191?, 1914-07-17
The Bottled (2W6GE Is Better

WYl liquid pungent and sp form
WI inUgorates and refreses has the ckbdck to |"
Try drinking the BOTTLED COCACOIA In that time you will be
that superior the fountain product Accept no %
and bottle The
Bg Co.. of CoPPerh and
sold at the following places IN Ducktown:
The Jeffersonian. [volume] (Atlanta, Ga.) 1907-1917, 1914-06-18
CATIICHESM OF THE UNIVERSAL
CHURCH.

1. What is religion? A. To obey
the Holy Father. To mob and beat
up unbelievers. To get heretics to
vote us into office; get our members
in on stuffed payrolls and use the
graft to build churches To bring
the earth under the sway of the Holy
Father. To oppose every social i'm
provement until opposition is use
less, then claim that we established
it. To oppose knowledge until we
become ridiculous.
2. What is truth? A. Whatever
the church teaches, even what is not
true.
8. Give examples of truth. A IN
fallibility. Absolution. Purgatory,
and relief from same on payment Of
the price.
4. How can we be sure these are
truths? A. Because they cannot be
found in scripture.
5. What then is their basis. A.
Pagan creeds.
g. What is meant by right and
wrong? A. Whatever gets funds
for the church is right. Anything in
opposition to the church is wrong.
Z. What is history? A. A record
of whatever the Holy Father wants
to remember, and nothing else.
8. How do we briefly describe all
other authentic history? A. Lies.
8. What is tolerance. A Killing
all unbelievers whenever it is safe.
10. Give an instance of our kind
of tolerance. A. Forcing Calico to
deny the heliocentric theory.
IL. Why do we now admit the
truth of that theory and even use
Galileo's telescope? A. Because we
never change; also because we dis
like to look foolish.
~. What is heretical tolerance?