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South Bend news-times. (South Bend, Ind.) 1913-1938, 1914-04-28
WANT TAXES REDUCED
South Shore Argues Its Assessment
Before State Tax Board.

INDIANAPOLIS, April 2S.-Pro-
testing against the high taxes as
sessed at $1,000 a mile last year. at
torneys for the Chicago. Lake Shore
& South Bend Railway Co. (the South
Shore Iine) appeared before the state
tax board today and argued for a re-
duction. It was asserted that proper
ton OF the road from Gary, Is miles
west. had earned $4,000 a mile last
year, and other portions much less
the gross earnings Of the road in In
diana being 1887. 900. The board is
taking the matter under advisement.
South Bend news-times. (South Bend, Ind.) 1913-1938, 1914-04-28
HART l.. XEAXER

Word has been received by friends
in this city OF the death OF Hart L.
Weaver of Laporte. father Of L. F
and Chester Weaver. both formerly Of
this city but more recently of San
Francisco. Mr.. Weaver died Satur-
day morning of heart trouble super
induced by the complications OF old
age. He was IS years old.
South Bend news-times. (South Bend, Ind.) 1913-1938, 1914-04-28
PITTsBIRGH STOCK

. I1Sbt hTH, April -Cattle-Supuly
light; market steady. Choice s. 75s54 az
prime SoDQSS0; good SSO0dS5O: tfdv
butchers S7.15G SO: fair $1,000 80: COM
mon So.g0(3 90; common 90 good fat bulls
S'.JOQ TO- heiferS $3J0nS 500: fresh COW.
and springers $4jdSO; veal calves $40 ~
30; heavy and thin calves S6OOmG5O
Sheep and lambs Supply light. market
steady. Prime wethers SjO65G5. poof
mixed $j1O6JAO: fair mixed Sf5o05 o1'
cullS and common S3.O0a 400; spring Tam1s
Hogs-Receipts light. market ,otf.,
Frlme heavy hogs S900Q90J. mediums
S9l5G9e0; heavy workers. S9l5Cg 90. Wgrf
workers. S9.15d9.2O: pigs SS7J04IO: roreis
- =. a9ed 800; stays S6.15G7OO; heavy mixed
South Bend news-times. (South Bend, Ind.) 1913-1938, 1914-04-28
INDIANA AND MICHIGAN
OBTAINS BOND PERMIT
Can Sell 100000 Worth to REIN
burse Treasury for Extern
siOnS Made.

INDIANAPOLIS. April 2S.-The In
diana q Michigan Electric Co. of
South Bend was today granted per-
mission to issue bonds in the sum Of
100000 TO reimburse it's treasury for
extensions, etc, by the state public
service commission. The bonds must
be sold for not less than So per cent
face value.
Among the necessities that have
forced this issue is the requirement of
the city of South Bend Of a large
amount OF underground wiring. and
the recently constructed power house
in that city. A petition is pending
before the commission for a reduction
Of lighting and power rates in South
Bend,
South Bend news-times. (South Bend, Ind.) 1913-1938, 1914-04-28
FUNERALS.
MARY ELLEN MOONEY.

The body of Miss Mary Ellen
Mooney. who died at Saa Antonio,
Texas, April %, arrived in South Bend
and was taken TO the home of Mrs. j.
Mcnamara, 236 E. Broadway st. A
sister. Mrs. A. a. Klughart, accom-
panied the body. Funeral services
will be held at O'Clock Wednesday
morning at St. Patrick's Catholic
church. Father John +. DeGroote
will officiate and burial will be in
Cedar Grove cemetery.
South Bend news-times. (South Bend, Ind.) 1913-1938, 1914-04-28
WRIGHT is CANDIDATE
FOR JUSTICE OF PEACE

Francis Wright. senior member of
the Wright, Cleveland and Roberts
law firm, has announced himself a
candidate for the office Of justice Of
peace of Portage township. subject
TO nomination on the democratic
ticket Wright was admitted to the
st. Joseph county bar last fall. He
is a graduate of the Northern Indiana
law school.
South Bend news-times. (South Bend, Ind.) 1913-1938, 1914-04-28
MISS LILLIAN POLLOCK.

Miss Lillian Pollock. 10 years old.
daughter Of David Pollock, 512 ".
COlfax av.. died at her home Tuesday
morning. She was born July 2. 1894
at Montreal, Canada. She is survived
by her father. David Pollock. and a
sister. Miss Flora CT. Pollock. Flu
neral services will be held from the
residence at 2:3O o'clock Wednesday
afternoon by Frank A. Clark, reader
of the Christian Science church. The
body will be taken TO Montreal wed
nesday evening for burial.
South Bend news-times. (South Bend, Ind.) 1913-1938, 1914-04-28
COURT ENJ0INS HUSBAND
Can't Sell Real Estate of Farm stock
Pending Action.

Matilda DeCock was on Tuesday
granted an injunction against her hus-
band, Philemon DeCock. in the St
Joseph superior court by Judge Yer
non W. Van Fleet. restraining him
from dispOsing OF any Of his prop
erty or any Of the stock on the farm
The wife was also granted 50 a
week allowance and an allowance Of
$50 attorneys fees was also ordered.
South Bend news-times. (South Bend, Ind.) 1913-1938, 1914-04-28
MAP OF CANAL ROUTES SHOWN.

A map drawn by the engineers of
the war department and showing the
Is possible routes for the Erie Mich
igan canal. is hung in the window
of the Elbel music store and is at
tracing much attention. The routes
selected for the canal from among
the is possible routes are also in
dictated.
South Bend news-times. (South Bend, Ind.) 1913-1938, 1914-04-28

under revocation of license within his
bailiwik took place.
1t was stated at police headquarters
that the Nickel hotel will be watched
to a fragile, and that any attempt TO
do a liquor business will be punished
as for blind pigging".
South Bend news-times. (South Bend, Ind.) 1913-1938, 1914-04-28
PROVISIONS


+. Jefferson Blvd
Eruit-Orauges, per case. $3.50. selling
at 2Jc to &C per doz Lemons case 81 "a:
selling at 80 TO SOC per d0z. Bananas. buy
ing IJc 10 $ per bunch selling Be- 10 2Dc
per doz. taulihower, buying $50 per
dOZ.; selling. j. % DO each
Negetables-New cabbage. paying 2Lsc
pound selling az &C. Potatoes. COO per
bu.. selling az % per peck
Butter and Eggs-Country butter, paw.
ing &c; selling. DC Creamery. -. SELF
ing. 33c. Eggs. strictly fresh, paying. ISc:
selling, 2Oc
South Bend news-times. (South Bend, Ind.) 1913-1938, 1914-04-28
III. sTRAW I'D LID.

Corrected Daily by the Wesley Miller
Flour Feed Co.. 40 s. Michigan St.
HAY, paying SD 70 S1i; selling SIC 20
Old corn. paying Go per bu.. selling 49,
10 l5c per bu. Oats, paying sOc per on /:
paying $50 o. IS per bu: selling $ 20
$50. Soy beans selling $50. Seed oats.
selling zoe per bu.
South Bend news-times. (South Bend, Ind.) 1913-1938, 1914-04-28
EAST BUFFALO SroCK.

EAST BUFFALO, April 3S-Cattle-
Receipts 800 head: market fairly active
Prime steers $S.75d9.00; butcher grade
Calves-Receipts 30 head market active
GJc lower. Gull 20 choice S5JOdqO0
sheep and lambs-Receipts i 100 head
market active, lambs DC higher Choice
IamDS Sf.JOG 10, Gull 10 fair s. 5Od %
yearhngs $6.OOd6.1J; sheep S25Od595.
Hogs-Receipts 1850: market slow, , 10
IOc lower. Workers S9000910; pigs $500
9JlO; mixed S9.00090j: heavy $500.
South Bend news-times. (South Bend, Ind.) 1913-1938, 1914-04-28
POILTRY I'D NIEATs-

tCorrected U1lIy hy The FemdeI Marked
10 y Main St.
Poultry Chickens, paying l5c % 1Gc.
selling at %.
Meats Retar: zen. 2Oc 10 So: round
steak, 20c 70 25c; sirloin steak. 800. porter
house. 35c 90 fQc. beef roast zoe 70 2Jc.
boiling beef lOc % SO; lard. To-. smoked
ham, 2Oc - 4Oc. Oysters. 4oc 10 CO. quart
South Bend news-times. (South Bend, Ind.) 1913-1938, 1914-04-28
SOUTH BEND MARKETS
FLOUR AND FEED

NOOIItlItu UaIIy Dy knObIOck N Gin
Hydraulic Ave-
Cereals and IlOur-Buying wheat -
SOc; oats at 80, retailing M SOC: rye, Co.
corn, buying at Coo, selling al zoe
South Bend news-times. (South Bend, Ind.) 1913-1938, 1914-04-28
UNION STOCK YARDS.

UNION STOCK YARDS, Ill, April 2S-
HogS-Receipts I2O0O: market - lower
Mixed and butchers $3.50 $50; good heavy
So-0OdS.6J; rough heavy SS.2JdS45: light
Ss;3oGe.1O; pigs S6J0QS4O; bulk Ss50a
Cattle-Receipts 5000; market steady
Beeves S7.250940: cows and heifers s. +,
also; stockers and feeSers S6.5Od : -.
Texans S1.OOI $50; calves SIJOMS.75
Sheep-ReceiptS 2SGO0: market steady.
$3.50.
South Bend news-times. (South Bend, Ind.) 1913-1938, 1914-04-28

former husband. has been boarding
at the Rifle home and jealousy
caused the alleged assault. Mrs. Daust
is charged with pushing Mrs Rifle
off the sidewalk.
Ralaze Istenes pleaded not guilty
20 assaulting Katherine Bopa and trial
was set for May 5.
South Bend news-times. (South Bend, Ind.) 1913-1938, 1914-04-28
THE MARKETS.
CHICAGO GRAIN.

CHICAGO, April 2S.-Irain-Opening-
Mheat-May 925sc; July S694 10 1sc; sept.
S6A 10 5sc
Corn--Alay cas- to sc; July 64k aAcf
Oats-,-May SIS to 365c; July 37Aci
Sept. 353tc
fork-2Iay S1965; July S19.s7; Sept sl9..
90 TO So
Lard-Nfay S9.S5; July S1OO5.
Rlbs-May Sl0.Sj; July $11O5 20 o.
South Bend news-times. (South Bend, Ind.) 1913-1938, 1914-04-28

corrected Daily by Major Bros, :. logan
Street,
Heavy tat steers live cwt 81 - % s. 80.
dressed. $500 60 $500 Feeders $50 10
SO. lambs on foot. $500 90 500. dressed
l2c 10 I&c Hogs. leo 90 30 lbs. s. %
10 $50. zoo 20 600 lbs. $50 20 $50
South Bend news-times. (South Bend, Ind.) 1913-1938, 1914-04-28
TAILOW AND HIDES

corrected Daily 10y =. ". Llppman, 210 y.
Main ST.
TallOw-R0ugh, - u 2i4c; rendered
No /. 4l2c o. Jiac 40. .. 3lzc % 4izc
Hides-No I green hides. lie % he:
cured. calf skin. 15i4c 70 1Iisc; wool. lie.
South Bend news-times. (South Bend, Ind.) 1913-1938, 1914-04-28

corrected Daily

Corrected Daily by Warner Bres SEED
Co. IA p. Wayne St.
seeds timothy paying $50 90 = per
hushel. selling at s. O0. Rcd clover n--.--
s. % $50; selling $50 Alfalfa. paving :.
20 $50. selling az SI.Jo Alsike clovc-.
paying from SO o. So. selling no SD Cow
peas, paying from 8 90 s. %. selling s. u
South Bend news-times. (South Bend, Ind.) 1913-1938, 1914-04-28
PAsSAIC. y. AFTER kicking over

milk bottle containing gasoline.
Thomas Donohue struck a match 20
see what had happened. He will live.
PATERSON. y. Alleging sparks
from a locomotive started a fire that
destroyed the United Cork Co.'S plant.
suit for 800. 600 has been filed against
the Lackawanna railroad
South Bend news-times. (South Bend, Ind.) 1913-1938, 1914-04-28

Rubber stamps and alpha bets made
by II. y. Pershing. goa +. Wayne 81.
Adv
South Bend news-times. (South Bend, Ind.) 1913-1938, 1914-04-28
GOVERNOR OF COLORADO
PR0CLAIMS A REBELLION

CONTINUED FROM PAGE ONE)
of rifle fire could be heard continu-
ously.
South Bend news-times. (South Bend, Ind.) 1913-1938, 1914-04-28
Corset CoUers
Combinations

Knickerbocker CombindtonS-new narrow drawer
style, beautifully trimmed with gray embroidery
and Val lace, envelope chemise included in the
showing, 1.25 to 800.
South Bend news-times. (South Bend, Ind.) 1913-1938, 1914-04-28
Drauers

Knickerbocker DraUers- nainsook, styles,
lace and ribbon trim SOC.
DraUers-of straight, narrow style, W III new lace
and fish net embroidery trim, 75c, S5C 100
DrdtUers- Musln, fine embroidery and Insertion
open closed, style, styles, best 25c value
we have ever had, Csc.
South Bend news-times. (South Bend, Ind.) 1913-1938, 1914-04-28
GOunS

Crepe GownS-o Windsor Crepe, in small flowers and fig
ures, slip style in six different patterns at 100
Nansook and Muslin Gowns dainty embroidery lace and
ribbon trims slip style, and high neck, long sleeve,
LOO to $50.
South Bend news-times. (South Bend, Ind.) 1913-1938, 1914-04-28

Petticouts-2 styles, lace and embroidery scaIIop,
SOC.
Double Panel Petticoat-2 styles of embroidery and
lace trim with split side, straight style, LOO.
Petticoats-Shadow lace with ribbon trim, fancy
embroidery and lace founce, narrow style, I25 to
49,
Tulsa daily world. [volume] (Tulsa, Indian Territory [Okla.]) 1905-1919, 1914-01-25
200 PEOPLE IN PRODUCTION

Lower Floor .... ........ 81 'O
First 3 ROW E,puuy $500
Remainder Balcony St..0 aul 81
G1llurs mot rc-,r,,dJ ..... 56'
The Washington times., 1914-01-28

than anything else" said Mrs. Lime
burner. "or perhaps it was that he was
sensitive. As little boy in Ohio, ! re-
member that he inVaria bly, hid away in
some obscure corner 70 paint and dra W
in a spasm of fear lest some one dis
cover him and laugh. His favorite
painting was the oil of the woman
seated called Work and Leisure The
flesh tints of this portrait he rated
highly"
The picture in question shows a young
has just finished washinging her
baby's clothing. and her hands still
look damp and wet. Her face is beauti-
fully flushed. and her whole figure
speaks rest after eXertion.
Movement for Exhibition.
While in England Helmick was Sc
lected by committee to make a series
Of six etchings depicting incidents in
the life of Thomas Carlyle. which ap-
peared in an English periodical and
We're highly commended by the English
papers. Periodical work In this coun-
try sketches and etChings. appeared in
the Century and Harpers Magazine.
The last exhibition, and it is stated,
the only one ever held in America was
in 1896. A movement is on foot in New
York, urged by the pupils of the artist
owners to allow the paintings of this
artist to be properly exhibited in this
country.
Every effort should be made to recog-
niZe Helmick. No country can afford
to pass over the work of a man whom
France. England. and Germany are all
TO" willing to claim. r. EAY.
The Washington times., 1914-01-28
DO YOU USE RIGHT WORDS?

AVE you any idea how many
II words you use incorrectly? This
L L applies to the college man as
we'll as to the truck driver. One speak
er misuses a word. Some one else re-
peats the mistake, and so it goes on un-
til a million people are giving words
wholly incorrect meanings Here are a
few examples:
AFFABLE-We speak OF a man as
'affable" to his friends. his employer,
his family. "Affable,' rightly used. i'm
plies only a kindly bearing toward an
inferior. \ king, thus. may be 'affable"
to his servants. A man cannot be "af-
fable TO his equals or superiors.
AGGRAVATE-This word is one of
the worst abused in the language. One
refers to an "aggravating' toothache
or onise or bit of ilI-luck. "Aggravate'
literally means Ito add weight to- or
TO increase" By piling extra burdens
on yourself you "aggravate" your pres
ent burdens. But annoyances or bur-
dens cannot ''aggravate" you. They do
not add to your weight or increase you.
"APT''-Here is a term that most
people use to define likely He is
apt to do it." means with them "he is
likely to do it," Apt" really means
is prompt" clever" or "deft." He is
an "apt' pupil But We cannot say he
will be apt" to become pupil.
DILAPIDATE-Is miaused in nine out
The Washington times., 1914-01-28

of ten instances. "Diiapidate'' means
to remove one stone Of structure from
another. A tumDle-down stone building
Is "dilapidated." But q wooden house
cannot be. Nor can a coat or a hat or
anything else that is not made of stone
BOCNTIFUL One speaks of a
"bountiful' table, a "bountifuI" sup
ply of coal. BOuntifUl. as the words s
formation should show. means merely
full of bounty" Is load Of coal full
of bounty? The man who sent the coal
as a gift was bOuntiful. But the coal
is not. So you can see the difference? 4?
BALANCE-A balance is an instru-
ment for weighing and the word also
means the difference between two sides
of an account. To balance means to
counterpoise or to compare. Yet people
say Il am off for the balance Of the
day or The balance Of the mem
bers refused to vote" Balance i'm such
sense is in no sense at all
CALCULATE - One speaks of cold
weather as calculated" to freeze the
ponds: of overwork &C calculated" to
cause a breakdown. This is all wrong.
Calculate" means to compute or 10
plan. You may calculate a way out of
a difficulty. But do you imagine that
the cold Teat%%r made a calculation TO
freeze the ponds or that people over
work with calculation that thereby
they will be able to break down? Cal
culation implies forethOught; not mere
logical but unexplained possibilities.
The Washington times., 1914-01-28
SeiZing Opportunity.

low did You come to marry the
n lady who is now your wife,
at was very romantic. We
were out skating. She went to a place
where the ice was thin and broke in
l rescued her after terrible struggle.
Poor girl, she was nearly frozen before
we got home. but / propose to her on
the way"
For heaven $ sake. DO You mean to
say that you made a declaration Of love
to girl who was soaked and icy and
uncomfortable? You had YOUR nerve.
must say
Maybe, but there's nothing like Strik-
ing while the iron is hot,''-CTevcIand
Plain Dealer.
The Washington times., 1914-01-28

sickle through Even the great Coynsk who had knocked
johnson, could he
sidewise Jolt that
lightweight could take with mPunty would
and the ebony giant slide senses to the nearly
beat him. fights the He with
fighting opponent batering
side the could stand against and
he to be
the Hercules would wilt collapse
a weird thing
matter Of fact the trouble
chin it is portion
medula obOngat produces
duated
ordinary
either naturally abnomaly
of
had probably
is OF
fighting flesh
while
ceverne champion of the world.
needs the lesson of Martins story If
blows of will get seraphp
Copyright by A aIzr1
Tomorrow's article: "The Woman Who Made a
The Washington times., 1914-01-28
Robbing the RObber.

TT was pay day at the Consolidated
Coal and Lumber Works and a
mine worker was returning home
with his monthly envelope. He met
bad man with a pistol. who demanded
his wages. The worker handed the
money over.
Now said he. my wife will think
that I've gambIed for drink; won't you
shoot n hole in my coat. 50 that l can
prove that | was attacked and robbed p"
"Why, certainly So" answered the
robber.
The worker held out his coattail while
the other punctured it with a bullet.
Another" begged the worker, and
the other fired again.
Another" and there was another
hole in the Earment-and another, and
still another.
That's all the cartridges I've got"
said the rObber.
''All the cartridges you've GOt?" said
the worker, picking up n rock. Then
give me back that money; hand over
your pistol and whatever else Tyou
happen TO National Monthly.
The Washington times., 1914-01-28
By EDITH LOBERT.

A SS%SS- S;5S:3 Of, Of efficiency 70, D','
ing matter are produced annually in
forming radiant girlnood how to be-
come good wives.
Every item of the formula is carefully
recorded, from how TO powder ones
nose to treatises on infant hygiene.
But Hubby. later metamorphosed into
Daddy, is negligible factor. so far as
the concocters of the andy-household-
hints are concerned. Even the popular
ballads of the day contain nothing but
flippant jests about Father
OF course. there are husbands and
husban nds.
There are rare aud exotic plants
born to blush unseen and waste their
beauties in the courts-police or di-
vorce-according to the status of the Of
tenders pocketbook.
Even If tie uplifting ladies and gem
tlemen would have US believe the con-
trary, these -wife-abEsing individuals
are abnormal beings. and by no means
germane to the matter at hand
So with the common or garden va
riety now in the spotlight-for once in
his life-we may proceed with the un-
After having acquired the needful in
formation about becoming a good wife
the woman who still hears the resonant
tones of the wedding bells can, if she
wishes, be a good lusband-trainer.
Can Be Taught Like Dog.
Like the well-groomed little doggie
in the animal act in the vaudeville
show. the average husband can bel
impelled to crawl through the hoop and
pretend he likes it.
He has a vague notion. anyway, that
''wOman's place is in the home" a
phrase which he has seen in print a |
great deal since the suffrage movement
broke onto the front page OF his favor !
ite newspaper.
Being a husband trainer is a simple |,
matter, if one knows how to 60 about !
it,
With the snappy little whip of .'wom- !
anly influence" constantly cracked over |
his head to the accompaniment of hon |
eyed "dears" and ''please-honey-you- |
the average husband can, |
with little practice, be made into a |
lady'S maid, nurse. 4 shopper, a fur
mace man, cook. erTand boy. social sec
retary. night watchman. to say moth
The Washington times., 1914-01-28
Sold Again.

TOR ten lonE. but blissful years,
r they had walked along the path
of love: but as yet the love sick
youth had never mentioned about their
getting married. relates Tit-Bits Court
ship is very charming; but when there
does not seem 20 be altar rails at the
end of it, girls naturally begin to lose
interest in the game.
Anyhow, Jane thought 1t time the
marriage day was fixed, 50 she threw
out q gentle hint TO her lover by way
of encouraging him. Encouragement,
she thought. was all thu dear fellow
wanted.
Nathaniel" she whispered. coyIy,
they're saying we're going to be mar
ried soon
Are they, though answered the
stoIid swain. What jolly sell it'll be
for them when they find out we amt"
The Washington times., 1914-01-28
To Have and To Hold.

An eager but ragged lad stood in the
lobby Of theater Saturday night. says
the Cleveland Plain Dealer After a
while he summoned up enough courage
to approach the naughty beauty who
presides at the ticket booth.
Say. asked the kid. ii buy a
ticket now will 1t be good sunday night
er Monday"
sure. answered the lady. Them
tickets amt for reserved seats. They're
good any time. But wadda YOU wanta
buy one now for? Why don't you wait
till you come to the show?''
Say Confided the kid. III take a
nickel home wild me. me ma will get II.
better buy the ticket now"
The Washington times., 1914-01-28

plumbers and gas magnates, the light
ing of the fire consists of about the
same manual labor as the lighting of
a cigarette. and pumping the water
simply turning on faucet, still fathers
place is down by the kitchen sink.
blissful tenfninute snooze is thus
allotted to wife, still snug under the
sheets.
With the percolator sufficiently
perked up, wife appears on the scene
of action, or maybe she doesn't, ac-
cording to whether or not she decides
The Washington times., 1914-01-28
A Different Matter.

Why do you object TO vaccination?'
asked the busy magistrate sharply OF
the applicant for an exemption certiii-
cate
IT'S a matter of conscience. sir" was
the reply.
At that moment the clerk whispered
to the great man on the bench.
''Ah," said his worship. Il am in
formed that you have brother on the
police force. Now. does he object to
having his children vaccinated?"
No. sir
Very well: if vaccination is not
against YOUR brothers conscience, why
should it be- against yOurs?'
We'll. YOU see. sir. it doesn't exactly
follow. Bill, as you're talking about.
has got neither children nor con-
science"
He got his cert.ficate.-Tit Bits.
The Washington times., 1914-01-28
Looking for Quail.

The tourist who was anxious for game
entered a Western Texas MOTEL. paused.
and looked aroTnI. Then he quietly
approached the desk and Iddrcssed tie
proprietor:
Amy quail about this ncighborhood ''
"Quail," echoed the proprietor. with
an indul" mt smile. ''Th~v have he
come so numerous around here that
they are "A nuisance. The cook COM
plains that she ''an't throw 4 piece of
toast out Of the kitchen window but
four or live fat Quails night 40 see which
ono shall :-ct IT, Lippimcn.t,s
The Washington times., 1914-01-28
Just a Calendar.

Nd RS. BROWN from Boston has a
MI cOlored cook-from Georgia.
The other day Mrs Brown went
into the kitchen. and Liza put in a re-
quest:
Mis- Brown" she said. won't You
please, ma'am, git me a calendar"
why, Liza. there's calendar hang
ing by the door. You don't want another
calendar"
"Yas'm. ] does. But | mean = calendar
what you presses things through. OATS
de kind OBJ calendar ! wants"
Mrs. Brown had glimmeT
"Oh, Liza, you mean. 4 cola ldcr " she
exclaimed.
We'll. it's de same thing" aid Liza
patiently. You uses de broad "a but
doesn't. ! just says plain calendar. -
Chicago News
The Washington times., 1914-01-28
Yankees Request.

It was in ST. PauPs Cathedral that
a guide held forth thus to an Ameri-
can traveller:
That, sir, is the tomb of the great
est naval 'ero Europe or the whole
world ever knew
''Yes?"
1T is sir, the tomb OF Lord Nelson.
This marble scarocophiggus weighs
The Washington times., 1914-01-28

ing of a whole committee on ways and
means
And in order TO live up to the hus-
hand-trained type Of wife's ideal of
chivalry he will have TO be 100 per cent
efficient in every capacity.
The fact that times haye changed
doesn't in the least affect his rela-
tions to the home one way or the
other. He is a victim of the venerable
tradition that father must pump the
water. fetch in the wood. and light the
fire.
Even if in these days Of wealthy