The mirror., 1914-07-23
IF .Pendennis' Chat.


On Things Material material Humorous and Otherwise
Because the makers told for centuries
that king do wrong follow that king
not be made to do right.
the Colonel from Brazil the cartoonsts
have been pcturing him doing humorous with ele
The Colonel learned many things about elephants When
he in Africa Perhaps the would consult him
ne would give them few pointers
The of obsolete batteshps targets gives the
out lighting machines chance to fulfill their intended destiny
The are mentioned as possible marks for the
practice of the Speed the day when
neither target practcng dreadnought will be needed by
mankind.
Better Roads and Streets says: The way get better
roads and streets to sufficient be appropriated
The do anything to do it, but when you have to
help for the privilege of doing it. why that another
One Of the paragraphers asks Can it be that Congress
Nay nay Congress is probably afraid that of
not get back 1t is not of be- but rather it will
not be.
Consistency has been called jewell So have some
they are the rarest of jewels.
Down eS in Illinois the persstenty consistent
election Two hundred and the of package
they hand violators of the dry laws.
The inventor the electric apparatus drying hands
after washing missed point He did not provide for the er
that would follow the air used in the invention
city streets Why excessively hygiene When hygnic
ally incined 7O''~
Current Opinion Who is going railroads
in the uture When the railroads become Uncle Sam
Offices and postal banks; we'll equipped army very SER
viceabIe navy and many other public utilities
find plenty of people tell him how do the running
who have absorbed millions of printed ideas and diverse and
sundy opinions from minded economists the railroad
question All of which will help Uncle Sam do the running
extremes and when anything extremes create
That what the advertisers Turkish cigarettes are
ing Now sensible will smoke Turkish cigarette
very suggestive The advertisers however picture
young men bissfu enjoying the effects of Turkish tobacco
company with other incense burners to the go Fake while
spectacle.
To be there the Turk in some of the ads who
smokes particular brand of Cigarettes but then the
Turk and the other figure within the pictures absurd
Joseph Chamberlain for years leader in English politics
and the responsible for the Boer dead Chamber
lain masterfu politician, but he his great
When the time in bis do the large thing for
his felowmen he did the small thing for ambitions sake
Although Chamberlain able to plant the British flag
the Bor republics the Beers made the victory COSTLY
humiatng that the triumph of empty honors
Great Britain has recovered from the effects of the Boe
Its military prestige lies buried beneath the batteed of
the Orange Free State History has made the record of the
Boer and Joseph Chamberans therein is the
kind of obituary notice great would wish to leave to
posterity.
New York state, being three hundred years DID,
is beginning to feel constitutionaly aged.
We know that New York called colony time
but we believe from the Empire state will admit it.
Some of them contend that New York be-
fore Hudson sailed the river and discovered the Neither
lands Be that it the constitution of New York state
going to be revised Let hope that the job will be thor
oughly done that the constitution when finished will
drive the law makers into Mysteries while trying make their
legislative efforts conform the constutonaity
code
Will the politicians the statesmen build the New York
state constitution
Frequently there appears print the we'll inentioned ef
scribe better the condition the
People west do rule pay much attention to
enghteners of the rural districts they
the point from the Office chair and
thereto not