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Aberdeen herald. [volume] (Aberdeen, Chehalis County, W.T.) 1886-1917, 1914-02-24
M'lNTYRE AND HEATH

One has TO look a long, long way
into the theatrical past to recall the
debut of that funny pair, Mcintyre
and Heath on the stage, who will ap
pear in John Cort's elaborate revival
of THE Ham Tree" at the Grand
theatre on Thursday, Feb. 26. They
were featured and headlined in the
best vaudeville theatres long before
most of the other Janus teams" of
stageland ever had been heard Of and
their methods haven't changed much
in all that time, for which their aud
fences rejoice exceedingly. Time has
ripened and improved them and they
are funnier this year. in the midst OF
their brilliant company, with which
John Cort has surrounded them, than
they ever were of old, when just two
of them were able to pack the bigges,
vaudeville houses in the country, and
they prove anew this year their ability
to hold the stage alone almost ad lib
tum. without wearying their friends
in the auditorium. THE Ham Tree
is an elaboration of their old vaude.
vile sketch into a rafting good en-
tertainment with up-tO-date music ant
it Is claimed one of the most agile
feminine choruses Ned Wayburn ever
trained. This chorus was chosen fol
its ability TO sing and dance, as well
as to look pretty. The performance is
4 modern musical comedy, running
on high gear all the time to an &C,
compartment of laughter, and shows
how well George V. Hobart, William
Jerome and Jean Schwartz have done
their work in furnishing funny situa
tons, catchy songs and whistleable
music, gorgeous costumes and new
features. 1t does not take long to
discover the significance of the title
of the entertainment, for it transpires
that Ham Tree" is an imaginary
tree supposed to grow hams about SOC
miles away from where a minstrel
troupe is stranded with only trunk,
a bass drum and a jews-harp, and
it is only the hope of meeting the
trees that keeps up the courage of
the stranded pair as they tramp the
ties. Chicago has seen the show be.
fore when it was under the manage
ment Of Klaw and Erlanger and ap.
proved of it, 1t has been elaborated
anew by John COrt this season, with
the jiggiest of music, gorgeous cos
tunes, new features and a notable
cast including Edward Wade, Arthur
Barry, John Lorenz, Ted Holmes, Otto
Johnson. George C. Youngman, Ed.
ward S. Holden, Norman Woodward
Mildred Beverly, Lulu Wells and Ma.
bel Elain.
Aberdeen herald. [volume] (Aberdeen, Chehalis County, W.T.) 1886-1917, 1914-02-24
How to Darn Table Linen.

To darn table linen stretch the arti-
Gle smooth and tight in embroidery
hoops. Remove the presser foot from
the sewing machine, loosen the tension.
slip the hoops under the needle and
without turning the hoops sew back
and forth until the hole is neatly filled.
Then turn the hoops and proceed In
the same manner across the stitching
already put In. The result is crafty
Ing. and only few moments are re-
Quired for the work.
To patch tablecIOth take a piece
Of linen the size of the hole and coat
1t with white soap to make 1t stiff.
Trim the hole evenly. Place the patch
under the hole after the edges have
been soaped and trimmed. Place I'M
der the presser foot Of the machine
and sew the patch backward and for
ward. II very fine thread. 100 or $50
Is used, 1t will scarcely show. Sew
on both sides. and when the tablecloth
Is Numbered and pressed you will find
that you have a very neat patch.
Aberdeen herald. [volume] (Aberdeen, Chehalis County, W.T.) 1886-1917, 1914-02-24
Economy
Hints
How to Marry on SIS a Month.
A penny saved 10
q penny earned
Benjamin Franklin.

now to Marry on $I5 Month.
"HIS Is the story of a young cOu-
pie who are to be married in
short time. Both have sensi-
BILE and economical ideas. The
mans salary Is SIS month. He is
young. hard working, sober and in
good business. with prospects of
raises
The girl is pretty, sensible and we'll
trained. She knows just what income
they are going to have and that 1t
must cover everything. This is the
way these young folks are planning to
use the income, and before the knot Is
tied they are going to try to find
place to live where such conditions are
possible.
Their rent must not exceed 20 per
cent Of their income. or SIS month.
Their table expenses must be covered
by 80 per cent Of their money. or $22.5O
a month chat is only $3.50 week for
two peOpleD. Fuel. light and wash
wOman's wage must not be more than
10 per cent, or $50 month. Their
clothing must be kept within Is per
cent, or $11.25 month "a little more
than S. n month for each).
Then there will be 25 per cent Of
their income left. or $1S.75 u month,
which must cover such items as insur-
ance. church dues. savings, books or
higher life" as the things that lift
us above our daily monOtOny are
called.
II these young people can keep with
in these appointments they can be
happy and free from immediate worry.
If the income is raised. half of the raise
ought to be put aside for an emergen-
cy fund.
You see, in the division of the SIS
month there is no room for eXtrava-
gance. Everything must be carefully
bought. All divisions Of salary, Of
course. like this one just quoted. are
theoretical. Naturally the smaller the
salary the larger the proportion that
will be spent for food. But the per-
centages are offered as scientific sign
posts that point in the right direction.
Young married people who work to-
gether and plan their income. who
share alike the burden and the joys Of
life. grow very near and close to one
another. So much can be done, so
much borne. when love is the guiding
star. The young man whistles as he
goes out to work. even If the breakfast
has not been very big. and the young
wife sings rs she washes up the break
fast dishes and plans her bills of fare
with a careful thought for the cost.
Aberdeen herald. [volume] (Aberdeen, Chehalis County, W.T.) 1886-1917, 1914-02-24
Aberdeen Citizen
Expresses Opinion
This Weli.Known Resident Says Plant
Juice 10 the Greatest Tonic
Of the Age

Among the many people in Aber-
deem who have been benefited by
Plant Juice is Mr.. L. P. Totten. who
lives in South Aberdeen. Mr. Tot
ten Is one of Aberdeen's Oldest citi.
Gems and Is we'll known by almost
everyone here. He said:
Il had La Grippe and a bad cough
and my system was badly run down.
l heard so much about this wonder
full new remedy that I decided to try
1t and can say that the results have
surprised me. 1t has done me more
good than anything have ever tried,
has toned up my system, and feel
like different person. l do not
think I would be able to be up and
around II it we're not for this won
derful new remedy"
As a general tonic, vitalizer ami
invigorator Plant Juice Is without an
equal, 1t cleanses and tones up the
entire system. clears the blood of all
poisons and impurities, stimulates a
sluggish, torpid liver into healthy &C.
ton, eradicates biliousness, corrects
constipation, gives zest to the appe-
tite and promotes sound sleep. Plant
Juice is a purely vegetable remedy
and the greatest Of the age for all
ailments of the stomach, kidneys, liv-
or and blood. If you are feeling run
down, have no appetite. tire easily,
sleep poorly, have pains across the
back or in the joints, indigestion or
suffer from headaches, dizzy spells
or nervousness. try Plant Juice. You
will be surprised and delighted at the
results. For sale at the Eaton &
owaney Drug Co. (0
Aberdeen herald. [volume] (Aberdeen, Chehalis County, W.T.) 1886-1917, 1914-02-24
PRACTICAL HEALTH HINT.


In an ordinary case Of indiges-
ton care in diet should be prac-
ticed when the symptoms begin.
1t will probably be necessary to
change the diet entirely. the pa
tient taking. for perhaps II week
at a time. milk and renouncing
all ordinary food. such as is apt
to give rise to irritab ility of the
stomach. At Il later stage. when
the irritation may be presumed
to have subsidized. II gradual re-
turn should be made to ordinary
diet.
Potatoes and green vegetables
are articles which should be pro-
hibited until Il healthy state of
the digestion has been estab.
lished Tea and coffee had bet
ter be replaced by cocoa. and. rs
regards meat foods. Il little fine
ly divided mutton or fowl or
triIe should first he tried. Beef
should not he taken until the
healthy state has been re-cstab-
lished. 1t will be well to reIncm-
Der the rules for healthy diges-
tion-that there should he rest
both before and after meals and
that the food should be thorough
ly divided by the teeth. II is
also advisable that Il less amount
should be taken ut each meal
than the individual thinks he
could consume.
Aberdeen herald. [volume] (Aberdeen, Chehalis County, W.T.) 1886-1917, 1914-02-24

His grace the Duke of Argyll was
once addressing II select company In a
London drawing room on the present
state of things in South Africa. Il
look forward to the time" he said.
when the Enylishmnn will marry the
BOer girl and have an English wife as
WE'LL" Respectable dowagers looked
their surprise. and the men began to
smile. Then the duke carefully ex-
planned that ne meant. Of course. that
the Boer girl should become an Eng.
ishwOman to all intents and purposes.
Aberdeen herald. [volume] (Aberdeen, Chehalis County, W.T.) 1886-1917, 1914-02-24
How TO Make Buttons Stay On.

"At last I have found a way to pre-
vent the laundress from tearing but
tons from underwear" said mother
recently. II button all garments up
securely and turn them wrong side out
and tell her not to turn them. They
come clean as easily as before. and l
haven't lost button from the wringer
since l tried it. This Is an amicable
adjustment Of long standing source
OF friction"
Aberdeen herald. [volume] (Aberdeen, Chehalis County, W.T.) 1886-1917, 1914-02-24

In Bulgaria one person out OF every
1,133 IL Il cpntenarian rs compared with
one in nearly half Il million in Great
Britain and one to nearly 2.O0O.OO0 In
Russia. They say it is the sour milk
that does it, London Mail.
Aberdeen herald. [volume] (Aberdeen, Chehalis County, W.T.) 1886-1917, 1914-02-24

IIOl as
the corner of Broadway and
Wall street. New York city.
The value of Il show window
is measured by the number of
people who stop in front OF 1t
daily.
This paper is II HUGE SHOW
WINDOW.
Thousands stop in front of it
and look in.
Are YOUR goods displayed
therein for the observation Of
these thousands? Do you think
1t pays for them not to see your
goods?
Great department stores III
New York. Chicago and such
cities pay big salaries to expert
window dressers. Thousands
daily troop in front of their win
dows. attracted by the offerings
so attractively displayed. These
same stores spend fortunes for
page after page Of window dis
play dressing In the papers.
Would they do either unless 1t
was good business?
Call up our advertising depart
ment RIGHT NOW for TIPS
ON DISPLAY ADVERTISING.
Let us dress up a window for
you in this paper.
Aberdeen herald. [volume] (Aberdeen, Chehalis County, W.T.) 1886-1917, 1914-02-24

Love.
Love Is responsible for most Of the
happiness and unhappiness In the
world -l'hicavn News
Aberdeen herald. [volume] (Aberdeen, Chehalis County, W.T.) 1886-1917, 1914-02-24
CHRISTIAN SCIENCE CHURCH
q

CHRISTIAN SCIENCE CHURCH
First street, Gear Broadway. Sun
lay school 10 o'clock. church scr
9ice II o'clock. Wednesday even
ing service. o'clock. Readins
room No. 231 Finch building. Ope'
tally from 1880 until s o'clock. excep
ing Sundays II
Aberdeen herald. [volume] (Aberdeen, Chehalis County, W.T.) 1886-1917, 1914-02-24
Education.

Education does not consist OF knOwl-
edge alone. 1t is the mental capacity
of being able to establish and main
tain harmony between ourselves and
the world.
Aberdeen herald. [volume] (Aberdeen, Chehalis County, W.T.) 1886-1917, 1914-02-24
FAR FIELDS.
What makes Us di.contensed with
our condition is the absurdly exas.
serated idea we have Of the happ;-
ness Of othera-French Proverb.

Sport and Cash.
Being true sport won't help you as
much IA a savings bank account
AtchisOu Globe.
Aberdeen herald. [volume] (Aberdeen, Chehalis County, W.T.) 1886-1917, 1914-02-24
Cynical.

pidity makes some others. - Washing
ton Herald
Aberdeen herald. [volume] (Aberdeen, Chehalis County, W.T.) 1886-1917, 1914-02-24
HOW TO DRESS FOR
WINTER MOTORING.

A woman who has toured
much says that for long run in
cold weather she designed
scheme of attire that proved en-
4 tirely satisfactory. ard her ad-
: vice. being based on experience,
4 Is likely to prove of use to read
: ers. so it is handed on. Protec-
ton from cold being the great
point. she had a serge skirt
Z made. lined to give extra
warmth. and with this wore
plain silk skirt and pulled over
+ it a white jersey, with collar
Z coming we'll up around the neck.
j on the style of the ordinary fish
erman's knitted ones. Over this
! came dark blue fur lined motor
coat. and for headgear she wore
a knitted cap with ear flaps that
fastened under the chin.
AS Il result there was no veil
to get untidy or blown about, no
I risk from chilly air. while the
: cap fitted closely enough to keep
the coiffure perfectly in order
whatever the speed or the
amount Of wind that might be
blowing.
Observation-Disclosures
Aberdeen herald. [volume] (Aberdeen, Chehalis County, W.T.) 1886-1917, 1914-02-24

A Diagnosis.
my heart Is broken"
"That's not the trouble. It's your
head that's cracked "-Exchange.
Aberdeen herald. [volume] (Aberdeen, Chehalis County, W.T.) 1886-1917, 1914-02-24
Our Windows
Always Bright
And Clean
BY MOSS.

THE value of a
! piece of real
estate is measured
by the number of
people who pass 1t
daily. The corner
of Main and First
streets. Alfalfa. Is
not as valuable as
Aberdeen herald. [volume] (Aberdeen, Chehalis County, W.T.) 1886-1917, 1914-02-24

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RECEIPT
The Ronan pioneer. [volume] (Ronan, Mont.) 1910-1970, 1914-06-12
Ice! ICE! Trade! TRADE!

If you wish to trade
your ranch for 5 and 10
acre orchard tracts adj
joining Missoula, or for
residence or town lots,
we invite correspond
ence. We have some
very desirable PROPOSE
tions.
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What $l.00 Will Buy
5 cans Crescent baking powder
3 cans gallon fruit
s cans hominy
8 cans pumpkin
7 cans pork and beans
s cans tomatoes
IA lbs Of good rice
IA lbs of small Navy beans
"A lbs of peas for soup
3 lbs Natural Leaf tobacco
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Try a Dairy Lunch at the O K
Geo. Farrell is suffering from
an attack of sciatic rheumatism
this week.
Young ROSTERS and old ia
hens wanted. Any amount. =
Roman Market. As
L. B. Manning is up on Wilc
Horse Island this week, looking
after his cattle and hog inter.
ests there.
Geo. 0. Festvog and Axle F.
Ohlund, of Poison, were trans
ing land business in Roman We'd
nesday.
Parties desiring real estate
loans may find me hereafter at
the Sterling hotel, Roman, every
Saturday. Robert Bennett. adv.
Mrs Chris Vandenburg left
Wednesday for Portland, Ore.
in response to a telegram an
nouncing the death of her father,
John G. Abbott.
Mrs. Dan Heyfron and sister,
Celia. who has been attending the
Sisters academy at Missoula,
came down Tuesday and are Wis
iting at the home of their par
ents Mr.. and Mrs. Pat Norman
deau.
Walter Fisher received the
gold medal from Kohn Bros. of
Missoula the latter part of last
week, after being handsomely
engraved. This is the medal
won in the field meet given by
Kohn Bros, mention of which
was made at the time. It is a
handsome piece of jewelry and is
highly priced.
So much of the Pioneers space
has been demanded this week by
advertisers that it becomes nee
essary to print six pages to ac-
commodate them all. The Pho
neer is becoming recognized
more and more each day as a
means Of letting people know
about things that an enlargement
of the paper is not uncertain. 1t
pays to advertise in the Pioneer.
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Kohn JeWelry Co.,
MISSOULA, MONT.
jewelers. and Opticians
WANTS,F0R SALE, En-

Oats and barley for sale j. D. Lar
son. 50
If you want to buy, sell lease or rent,
or insure your buildings against fire
see Bailey & Hull, they will fix you out.
Team of 1900 h. mares, harness, 1000
ID. pony, l disc harrow, drag harrow
cash or bankable paper. Geo, r. Law
is, phone 46lA As
For Sale-Team 2-year-old colts, one
mare, other gelding, Also share in
Roman Belgian Horse Co. at a bargain.
7-8 C. C. Goldman, Sec. s. 1920,
STRAYED-Re milk COW, white sta,
in forehead, branded dim IT on right
side; had a bell on Last seen at Alex
Lafemme's on May %, Will pay S.. 0(
for return or information leading t6
recovery. jesse VIM, at Mud creek
crossing west Of Roman. g.
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NOTICE

Hereafter all notices of en-
tertainments, where an adj
mission fee is charged, will be
accepted in the Pioneer only as
advertisements and must be
paid for at current rates. This
will also include cards of thanks
and obituary notices. No de-
Walton from this rule will be
made in the future.
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We will commence delivering ice
on June s, and will deliver three
times each week thereafter. Ice
sold this year by the month.
Residences, $3.50 per month;
business houses by arrangement.
Our telephone number is 282.
Leave or phone your order early.
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Ladies' Aid Food Sale

The Roman Ladies' Aid will
hold a general food sale at the
Owl Drug Store, on Saturday,
June Is. Come and see the good
things offered, all ready for the
table.
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friends in Kalispell this week.
John W. Kinnick has rente
the Drake residence in Scearc
addition and has moved his fam
! lily into it.
Deputy County Attorney T. N
Marlowe was in Roman Tuesda,
on business, returning to Mis-
soula the same night.
Dry Rough Lumber, $12. So -Reser
walton Land & Lumber Co. See Adv
Claude Wagner started thu
first of the week for Canada il
search Of a location. If he finds
land suitable and likes the pros
poets he may take a chance anc
move his family there later in the
season.
The y. S. reclamation service
is in need Immediately of two
canal riders to be chosen from
the settlers Of the Flathead pro-
ject. Anyone desiring such a po-
sition may apply at the project
office at St. Ignatius either in per-
son or by mail.
Andrew Eek and Amandus
Him. of 21-2O, received notice the
first of the week that their home
steads had been re-appraised and
the former received a reduction
of $500 and the latter $3.50 from
the original appraisement on
their 12O acres each.
Dry Rough Lumber, SIP. 50.-Reser-
walton Land & Lumber Co. See Adv.
Spencer Sterling left Monday
for Portland, Maine, according to
plans heretofore made. Sunday
in company with Girdwood Black,
Ralph Mcbride, Roscoe Hull and
Joe Brodie, he drove to Roman
lake as his last treat to the boys.
His friends here wish him we'll
in his new position.
The acceptance of any sum of
as a purse or prize by any
contesting in any field
event, running race, base ball
game, or other sport, is consider
ed an admission of professional
ism and bars all such persons
from taking part in amateur
events. Boys who contemplate
taking college courses and hope
to make any of the teams in their
schools should avoid becoming
professionals in this manner and
stay out Of all contests where the
prizes given are in cash, or in
disposing of any other prize so
won for cash.
The Good Cheer club was the
guest of DIR. and Mrs. G. H. Put
ney Tuesday evening at the resi-
dence Of Mr.. and Mrs. E. Fl.
Rathbone. Those present were
Mr.. and Mrs. F. J. White, Mr..
and Mrs. A. M. Sterling, Mr..
and Mrs. H. q. Stansbury, DR..
and Mrs. Fuhrer, Mr.. and Mrs.
John P. SWee, Mr.. and Mrs. C.
F. Rathbone, Mrs. John Kintner,
Miss Kate Titus, liver M. Brand
jord. Refreshments were serv-
ed at midnight and progressive
whist was played after the ladies
had concluded the business SEES
sion.
During the time that Messrs.
Brewer, HollingsWorth and
Brandjord were out hunting bear
in the early spring, they set a
bear trap and 'Frenchy" Taylor
last week reported that a medium
sized grizzly had been caught and
that he had the hide for them.
Sunday last W. S. Hollingsworth
went up to "Frenchy's" camp to
get the hide and after inspecting
it and handling it in getting it
ready to bring home with him,
his horse and the animal
got the smell of the scent of the
bear hide and began bucking in
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Strayed---$1O Reward

Ore bay mare, may have young colt
now, branded on left shoulder
about I rs-old. Last seen near
my place near Nine Pipe reservoir. Re-
ward for return or information leading
to recovery = Herman Knudson. 81
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The Savings are Here Right Now

Everybody has it in mind whether they not that they
going sometime Begin That's the thing to do
Sugar cheap Flour cheap; also Rice and Berries Peas and
cheap Why pay high prices when much
cheaper by paying cash and dealing at Lemre Bros
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| permitted to return to Stevens
| vile until Sunday last, Mrs. Nc
| Connell's health not improving
as expected. The latter is AGAR
around as usual, however.
Harry Burland and several Of
the young boys who have beer
attending school during the past
winter, started yesterday on a
bear hunt and camping expedi-
ton. They expect to be gone
about a week.
Mr.. and Mrs. w. r. Skinner
of Brodhead, Wis, parents of
Mrs. G. E. Broughton, arrived
in Roman yesterday morning for
an extended visit. Mr.. Brough-
ton met them at Ravalli with his
Ford car and drove them to Ro-
nan.
James T. Scarce of Seattle, is
in town visiting relatives and old
friends. While in Spokane this
week he took p mile ride in an
aeroplane, in company with A.
D. Smith, formerly of Grow
creek southwest of Roman, who
is now making regular flights.
Dwight n. Mason returned
Wednesday night from a ten
days trip to Spokane. He re-
ports the arrival of an eight
pound daughter last Saturday
and that the baby and Mrs.
Mason are both doing nicely.
Mrs. Mason and the children will
return to Roman shortly.
A petition was circulated in
Roman the first Of the week plac-
ing Albert Marion in nomination
before the primaries as demo-
cratic candidate for sheriff. It
received the necessary signatures
in Roman precinct. 1t is stated
that a similar petition will soon
be circulated for John H. Tolan
for senator. This is the first
petition Of this kind to be cir
culated in Roman.
Dry Rough Lumber, $12 -Reser-
walton Land & Lumber Co. See ADV.
Miss Bessie May Kreis of 1921,
made communication proof in Ro-
nan Monday last, with Fremont
Aldrich and John Keown as wit
nesses. Miss Kreis has taught
school in this county during the
period of her residence and has
just finished a term at the Grow
creek school. She will attend
summer school at the university
at Missoula and during the next |
year will attend Berkeley univers-
ity in California.
The Montana Equal Suffrage
association met in annual con-
vention in LeWistown on June 6.
The attendance was large and |
enthusiastic and reports sub
mitted show that the women of
Montana are in real earnest in
their fight for the right to vote.
Miss Jeanette Rankin was re-
elected chairman and continued
as the executive head of the
forces now engaged in waging
the propaganda in this state.
Dry Rough Lumber, sl2 so -Reser-
walton Land 4 Lumber Co. See Adv.
Quite a number of lovers of a
game of base ball who delight in
seeing the game played on a
diamond in fit condition, met
Wednesday evening on the Ro-
nan grounds and proceeded to
place them in shape so that the
games on the 18th of this month
can be played worth going to
see. The manager, John P.
Swee, had just commenced to do
his best work when along comes
Addie Sterling and entices him
away, leaving the laborers with
out a boss or directing head. Of
course, John and Addie both
promised to get out the next
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Heifers For Sale

A few fresh heifers, with or without
calves. See James Grant
2 If Roman, Montana.