The evening herald. [volume] (Albuquerque, New Mexico) 1914-1922, 1914-09-14

My signs on 'em an.
Watch me hit the ball;
Starting with Hernandez"
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UNFORTUNATELY details Of Sem
Catron's conversation with Mo-
dSsto were detected by the censor.
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WHAT DID The senator want to
see Modesto aboutg
You can search me.
PROBABLY important legal bus
mess.
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THE REAL MYSTERY is why the
boys want to keep on hghting over
control of the c. .. Z. steam roller.
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ANOTHER news report which APP
pears To have been considerably cen
Hored p%urports to be what Secretary
Bryan said about the returns on r
sullivan In Illinois.
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Others Who Can Come hack"
Uncle joe Cannon,
The Seasons.
The Bin Collector.
Rip Van Wrinkle.
The Huobell Machine.
The Prodigal Son.
Jim Flynn.
ElfegO Baca.
The Road IA
The Morning After.
1--WE SPEAK authoritatiyely. says
the reliable ~. sumner Review. Her
nandcz oannot even keep a seat warm
in a poker game for any length oi
time"
.
ANY of you boys who don't like his
here dollar a barrel tax on beer can
take to drinking lemon pop.
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A MOTION PICTURE reproduction
Of the Battle OF Paris would require
the entire combined population OF
Chicago. Joliet and Gary. Ind. for
supes.
BELGIAN %Barbaritics. Il one can
believe h bulletins. have the Bul-
garian brand backed on the board.
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NOTICE.
For the convenience of patrons and
at the same time To comply with the
provisions OF the presidents procla-
nation commanding strict neutrality
we have arranged the following
schedule:
GERMAN victories Mondays,
Wednesdays. Fridays.
ALLIES Victories - Tuesdays,
Thursdays. saturdays
sundays We don't issue a 80. II.
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1T is STILL strictly neusral 20
order;
spanish omeiette,
chile and beans,
Chop suey.
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THESE HEADLINES appeared
side ny side on a x one OF a Kansas
cts NEWSPAPERS last week;
Allies suffer Set Back.
Germans on nun.
Defeat for Gear.
Austria Has Enough.
All for one Cent.
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Mr.. A. Rustem hey
Got a little too gay,
And had quite "a lot
Too much 10 say.
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THE CHAMPAGNE shortage hai
put up the price Of pickled peaches
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SOME DAYS you can't lay up 4
cent.
A q. q. y. CAglFASTROPIIE.
CFt. sumner Review
The Evening Herald OF AlbuQuer
que says there is 40 luck among re
publicans this year. Tho biggest tie
publican IA Fort sumner agrees will
the Herald and his opinion Is base'
on experience. The gentleman weigh
close around $50 pounds when hi
temper Is normal. He vas walkin
up a street sunday. at peace with al
the world excepting the Democrat
party. He approached a corner.
white calf. lis hip smoking from con
tact with a branding iron, came dow
the cross street. II Was doing Us hes
60 get away from the hot iron. Tn
man and the animal turned the cor
ner az the same instant. from oppo
site directions. Result. a violent i'm
pact. The man went down and IN
calf weRt on. The calf bawled AM
the man made some noise himsel
when he regalned his breath. but al
remarks are censored. His digalt
was shamefuily outraged and his per
sOn bruisd. The last seen Of the cal
IL was crossing b divide. heade
towards the Yeso. It's owner a.
everything possible 10 assuage the In
1ured mans feelings n RULED con
dition. but his efforts were not az
preciated 10 any eXteat There
3 only VA luck FOR the Republican
this year.
Herald want. 3 Illness times
dimes.