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The Richmond palladium and sun-telegram., 1914-05-02
LONDON PARADE

A street parade, which will be YER
liable horse fair, is promised by the
Great London Shows, which exhibit at
Richmond, Thursday, May 7.
The pageant will leave the grounds
promptly at 10 o'clock day of the show,
and follow a line of march to be an
nounced later. First will come the
world famous Dublin grays, the $25, 900
prize winners.
The band wagons, floats and other
paraphernalia will be drawn by 400
we'll groomed, we'll matched dapple
gray horses. The stock is all in the
pink of condition. The racers are OF
undisputed lineage. the steeds attach
ed to the Roman chariots are particu.
larly beautiful. the Kentucky high
school horses are the greatest equines
on earth, and half a hundred Shetland
ponies will delight the children.
When the show comes to this city
the work of unloading will be we'll un
der way with the rising of the sun and
there is little chance Of the street dis
play being late in leaving the grounds
Already choice locations for witnessing
this display are in demand. and the
chances are that the streets, along
which the parade will CO. will be lined
with admiring thousands, cheering the
handsomest parade ever seen with a
circus, and the great Dublin $4,000
prize team will be an unusual feature
to view.
The Richmond palladium and sun-telegram., 1914-05-02
SHE SWAN.

we're over here-so you might as we'll
pitch in and get EN-"
But dear, l feel l oughtn't to
spend so much on clothes with all the
expense of the trip and the expenses
here"
That's all right III make this trip
pay good money. Things are coming
along in fine shape Go ahead and
get yourself what you need"
With little cry of delight Helen
stopped over and pressed her cheek
against his.
Look out there-you'l knock those
papers off! See here, If we're going
to St. Cloud-you'd better hustle.
Haven't had any luncheon yet"
HELEN EXCITED.
Helen flew to get ready, her heart
beating fast with excitement. This
was one of the rare moments when
the world seemed very beautiful
place and she a very fortunate
woman.
To have the whole afternoon and
evening, and all day tomorrow, for
outings with Warren! And Monday
morning to be able to go back to the
Bon Marche and get the 200 franc
wrap.
Helen thought of the wistful little
girl that used to stand by the bed
in the spare room, gazing at Aunt
Ellen's Paris cloak with awe and
wonder and underlined longing.
If only she could have known then.
that some day she would be in Paris
and that she would buy wrap at
the Ban Marche!
The Richmond palladium and sun-telegram., 1914-05-02
CHANGE OF POLICY
AT THE MURRAY

Beginning next Monday the Murray
theatre will run vaudeville the last
three days of each week, and on
every Sunday feature photo-plays will
be shown, in cluding The Perils of
Pauline" every other Sunday.
Commencing Monday. and for the
first three days of each week four and
five-reel feature films will be shown
for the small admission OF cents for
everybody.
The feature pictures booked in this
theatre for the first three days of each
week get an admission price of 10
cents in all other cities. but owing to
the large seating capacity and the as
surance of the picture loving public
of packed houses we are able to put
these pictures on for such a small ad-
mission fee.-Adv.
The Richmond palladium and sun-telegram., 1914-05-02
EAST GERMANTOWN

Lester Neff of Brookville was here
Thursday.
Verne House of Portland was here
this week visiting relatives and to at
tend the commencement exercises
Revival services at the Evangelical
church are we'll attended and much in
terest is manifested.
George Hebbel of Indianapolis as
sisted in the musical part of the COM
mencet program at the Lutheran
church.
Miss Myrtle Jamison suffered a
slight paralytic stroke Thursday
Oscar Jamison is home for a few
days vacation.
The common school graduation ex-
ercies which were held Wednesday
at the Lutheran church were we'll at
tendedtended. Rev. Mr.. Robinson of
Greenfield delivered the address, Music
was furnished by the Gates orchestra
of Richmond. There were nine grad
yates, three Of whom were from this
school.
The Richmond palladium and sun-telegram., 1914-05-02
CLOGGED NOSTRIIS OPEN AT
ONCE-TRY MY CATARRH BALM

trils; penetrates and heals the inflam-
ed, swollen membrane which lines the
nose and throat; stops nasty discharg-
relief comes Immediately
Don't lay awake tonight, struggling
for breath, with head stuffed; nostrils
closed, hawking and blowing. Catarrh
OF cold. with its running nose, foul
mucous dropping into the throat, and
raw dryness is distressing but truly
needless.
Put your faith-just once-in "Ely's
Cream Balm" and your cold or catarrh
will surely disappear.
tAdvertisementl
The Richmond palladium and sun-telegram., 1914-05-02
IN THE SPRING
YOU NEED MEDICINE

Your close confinement indoors and
heavy living during the winter, and
the torpid condition Of your system
brought about by cold weather, have
made your blood impure and weak, so
that now eruptions appear on your
face and body, you lack vitality,
strength and animation. your appetite
is poor, you have that tired feeling.
Ask your druggist for Hoods Sar-
saparilla 1t makes the rich red blood
that you must have to feel well, look
well, eat and sleep well. Get it today.
(Advertisement)
The Richmond palladium and sun-telegram., 1914-05-02
SHE DANCED.
SHE ROLLED.

weeks. A new Old Golry has arrived
from Washington and was promptly
put on the new flag pole. The old flag
which is still in good condition, will
be kept by Mr.. Haas, as being the last
one to be taken down during his term
as postmaster New flags are supplied
every six or eight months and usually
the old ones are almost whipped to
pieces by wind before they are re-
moved
The Richmond palladium and sun-telegram., 1914-05-02
B. Y. p. U. MEETS.

The B. Y. P. U. of Mt. Moriah Bap-
tist church, will be led by Mr.. Albert
Conrad Sunday at $50. instead of the
usual hour A splendid program has
been prepared. consisting of good,
spicy short talks and lively music. At
the close of the program the leader
will hold forty minute reception and
refreshments will be given in the Sun
day school room. All are welcome.
The Richmond palladium and sun-telegram., 1914-05-02

Spanking does not cure children of bed.
xetiing. There is a constitutional cause
for this trouble. Mrs. NJ. Summers, Boz
", Notre Dame, Ind. will send free &C any
mother her successful home treatment, with
full instructions. Send no money. but
write her today if your children trouble you
L this way. Don't blame the child. the
chances are it can't help it. This treatment
also cures adults and aged people troubled
with urine difficulties by day or night.
The Richmond palladium and sun-telegram., 1914-05-02
Instant Relief When Nose and Head
Are cIogged from Cold. Stops
Nasty Catarrhal Discharges, Dull
Headache Vanishes.

Try "Ely's Cream Balm"
Get small bottle anyway, just to
try it-Apply little in the nostrils
and instantly your clogged nose and
stopped up air passages of the head
will open; you will breathe freely;
dullness and headache disappear. BY
morning! the catarrh cold-in-head or
catarrhal sore throat will be gone.
End such misery now! Get the
small bottle of "Ely's Cream Balm" ct
any drug store. This sweet, fragrant
balm dissolves by the heat of the nos
The Richmond palladium and sun-telegram., 1914-05-02
AWFUL PAINS
FULLY DESCRIBED
A Lady Of Pizarro Tells Story Of
Awful Suffering That Cardui
Finally Relieved.

Pizarro, Val suffered for several
years." writes Mrs. Donna A. Smith,
with that awful backache and the bear
ing down sensations, so fully described
in your book.
81 tried doctors and other medicines
and found little relief, until was induced
to try Wine of Cardui, when | found i'm
slant relief and today can heartily
recommend Cardui to all suffering women
and think there is no other as good"
In some instances, Cardui gives instant
relief; in others, it may take a little time.
But ;r all cases of female trouble Cardui
can be depended on to be of benefit, as
It is specific remedy for women and
acts in curative way on the womanly
organs.
AS general tonic for women, to build
up your strength, improve your appe-
tite, bring back rosy checks and make
you look and feel young and happy,
nothing you Can find will do SO much fol
you as Cardui.
Your druggist has it.
NJ R-Wrif, to: Ladies' Advisory Dept, chafta.
eoosa Medicine Co, Chattanooga Tenn. for SpecIoi
{nHIIcfa0ns, and G+-p page book Home Treatment
s0t Women sert IL Dlc:I is'r:.,oeI ca request
The Richmond palladium and sun-telegram., 1914-05-02
YEGGS GET STAMPS.

LAKE OSCAWANNY, N. Y, May l..
-Yeggmen who blew the safe in Clar-
ence Barneys store and found only
trading stamps, pasted six hundred
of them on the window panes.
The Richmond palladium and sun-telegram., 1914-05-02
OLD GLORY FLOATS
OVER POSTOFFICE

Old Glory again floats proudly over
the postoffice building, where no flags
has been seen for more than three
The Hope pioneer. [volume] (Hope, N.D.) 1882-1964, 1914-06-18

I've said to you. He may be a cracker
jack, and I wouldn't do him an injus-
tice for the world. All the same, I
wish he hadn't broken my stop-watch."
ID you think he broke it a,pur-
poser"
what do you Think"
Slower mopped the sweat from his
brow. !
Cant we time him with a ordinary
watch?"
Sure. We can take yours. It WON'T
be exact. but" !
Il amt got no watch. l bet mine
last night at the Centipede. Wulie's'
got one. though" !
Mind you. he may be all right i
Fresno repeated. reassuringly, then
hearing the object of their discussion
approaching with his trainer, the two
strolled out through the bunkroom!
Slower a prey to a newborn suspicion,
Fresno musing to himself that diplo1
macy was not a lost art. !:
You're a fine friend, you are!',
Speed exploded. when he and Glass
were inside the gymnasium. what
made you say 'yes?'"
Il had to-" I,
"Rot. Larry! You played into
Fresno's hands deliberately! Now I've
got to spend my evenings in bed while
he sits in the hammock and sings
'Dearie.'" He shook his head gloomily,
"Who knows what may happen"
1T will do you good to get some
sleep. Wally."
but l don't want to sleep!" cried
the e~xasperated sutton. IT want to
make love. Do you think I came ali
the way from New York to sleep? 1
can do that at YALE"
"Take 1t from me. Bo, you've got
plenty of time to win that dame. Eight
hours is a workin' day anywhere
Glass chuckled. 1.-THE whole thing is
a hit. Look at this joint, for instance
He took in their surroundings with a
comprehensive gesture. 1T looks about
as much like a gymnasium as l look
like q contortionist. Why don't you
get a Morris chair and a mandolin !
There are two reasons" said Speed,
facetiously. First, 1t takes an athlete
to get out of a Morris chair; and, sec;
ond, q mandolin has proved to be
many q young mans ruin" {,
Glass examined the bow of ribbon
upon the lonesome piece of exercising
apparatus.
1T looks like the trainin' stable for
the Colonial Danes. What a yelp this
place would be to Covington or any
other athletoI"
1T 10 not On athletic gymnasium
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inquired the foreman.
Where do we want what?"
1.-THE shower.bath."

inquired the foreman.
Where do we want what?"
"The shower.bath."
Shower l didn't order a shower.
bath"
mo; but we aim to make it as pleas
ant for you as we cam"
IF there is anything I abhor, It's a
shower-bath!" exclaimed the athlete.
"You just got to have one. Mr..
Fresno said all this gymnasium lacked
wal a shower-bath. a pair of scales,
and a bulletin board. He said you'd
sure need a bath after workin' that
chest-developer. We amt got no
scales. nor no board, but we'll toggle
up some sort Of a bath for you. The
~blacksmith's maxim a squirter to go
on the BARI"
Very well, put 1t wherever you
wish. l sha'n't use It,"
Il wouldn't overlook nothin', II l
was you," said Willie, in even milder
tones that Slower had used.
you overwhelm me with these lit
tie attentions" retorted Mr.. Speed.
Where you goin' to run today? 2" in
quired the first speaker.
Il don't know. Why?"
I'VE thought you might do a hun.
dred yards agin time."
Mkt" interposed Glass, %hurriedly.
Il can't let him overdo at the start.
Besides. we amt got no stop-watch."
II got a regular watch" said Willie.
land l can catch you pretty close.
We'd admire to see you travel some,
Mr.. Speed"
But Glass vowed that he was In
charge Of his protege's health, and
would not permit 1t. Once outside,
however, he exclaimed: That's more
of Fresno's work, Wally! / tell you.
he's Jerry. He'll rib them pirates to
clock you, and If they do-well, you'd
better keep runnin', that's ALL"
"You can do me q favor" said
Speed. BUY that watch"
There's other watches on the farm"
"Buy them all, and bring me the
BILL"
Before setting out on his daily
grind, Speed announced to his train
er that he had decided to take him
along for company, and when that
%corpulent gentleman rebelled on the
ground that the day was too sultry.
his employer would have none of it.
SO together they trotted away later In
the morning, Speed in his silken suit,
Glass running flat-footed and with
great effort. But once safely hidden
from view, they dropped into a walk,
and selecting a favorable resting place.
paused. Speed lighted a cigarette,
Glass produced q deck of cards from
his pocket, and they played seven-up.
Having covered five miles in this ex-
hausting fashion, they returned to the
ranch in time for luncheon. Both ate
heartily, for the exercise had agreed
with them.
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middle OF II. An It's the same way
with cattle. They like it. It's part
Of q mans duty when he's night-ridin'
q herd to pizen the atmosphere with
melody"
I'VE can't afford to spoil Speeds
ohanoes." argued the young man.
"Thare IL too much at stake. Am I
right, Mr.. Glassf"
Now, like most fat men. Lawrence
Glass was fond Of his rest, and since
his arrival at the Flying Heart his
sleeping.hours had been shortened con.
siderahly, SO for once he agreed with
the Californian.
mo question about It" said he.
The Hope pioneer. [volume] (Hope, N.D.) 1882-1964, 1914-06-18
Duse Pounds Artist Home,

Eleonora Duse. the greatest actress
in Italy. has contributed $4,000 toward
the foundation Of an artists home or
club in Rome. Signora Duse says
that Italian actors and actresses in
Italy are relegated to a sort of ghetto.
and it Is high time that they should
have a home or club with a library,
q reading room, a lecture hall, and
other comforts. Very likely Signora
Duse will give her villa in Rome for
the artists home which she hopes to
have inaugurated next month.
The Hope pioneer. [volume] (Hope, N.D.) 1882-1964, 1914-06-18
Teaching Backward Children.

Miss Elizabeth e. Farrell, superin.
tendent of the ungraded schools In
New York city, says that the person
who is feeble in body may be restored
to normal health. and 1t is the same
with a person feeble in mind. The
school Of the future, she says. will
talking about the weakness of
a child and will emphasize his
strength instead. Training will be
based on what we know to be good
for the individual child and not on
what we have always thought to be
good for children in general.
The Hope pioneer. [volume] (Hope, N.D.) 1882-1964, 1914-06-18

And I'll sleep here with him If youth
put a couple Of cots in the place."
but suppose Mr.. Speed won't do
it?' questioned Miss Blake.
You ask him, and he won't refuse"
said .~:.o.
I'VE don't want to see him defeat
ed" urged Helen's other sutton; at
which the girl rose. saying doubtfully:
"Of course I'll do my best. If you
think it's really important"
Thank you," said Slower gratefully,
while Fresno. congratulated himself
upon an easy victory.
The two girls took Speeds trainer
With them, and went forth In search Of
the young man.
otis up to you fellows to see that he
gets to bed early" said Fresno, when
b and Slower were alone.
Leave It to us. And g TOP gattipp
up. we turn out at daylight. l don't
reckon he could sleep none after that
II he tried" Slower pointed to the
striped elastic coils Of the ~exerciser
against the wall. Il didn't want to
speak about 1t while they was here"
said he, but one Of them young ladies
lost her garters."
That's not a pair Of garters, that's
. ohestweight."
"Jest wait for what?"
"oh!" Slower examined the device
c%uriously. Il thought q chest-develop-
Ier oame In a bottle"
Fresno explained the operation of
the apparatus, at which the oowmaa
remarked. a%dmiringly:
THAT young Teller is all right amt
he?"
Think sol"
Sure! Don't you?"
Fresno explained his doubts by 9
crafty lift Of his brows and . shrug.
II thought scat first"
Slower wheeled upon him abruptly.
whats wrong?"
"Oh, nothing"
After q pause the foreman remarked,
vaguely: He's the i~ntercollegit cham
peen of Yale"
"Oh no. hardly that, or I would
have heard Of him"
Amt he no champeen?"
Champion Of the running broad
smile and the half-mile talk perhaps"
Amt he a foot-runner?"
Perhaps. I've never seer him run,
but l have my doubts" =
Good Lord!" moaned Slower, weak.
ly.
HE may be the best sprinter in the
country, mind you. but I'll lay a little
bet that he can't run a hundred yards
without sustenance."
without what?"
misunderstanding to eat"
well. we've got plenty for him to
eat" said the mystiled foreman.
you don't understand. However,
time will tell" .
But we amt got no time. We've
made this race pay or play a week
from Saturday. and the bets are down.
We was afraid the Centipede would
welsh when they see who we had, 80
we framed it that way. What's to be
done?"
Again Fresno displayed an artistic
restraint that was admirable. Its
none of my business" said he, with a
careless shrug.
Il guess I'll tell Willie and the
boys" vouchsafed Bill apprehensively.
mo! no! Don't breathe a word
The Hope pioneer. [volume] (Hope, N.D.) 1882-1964, 1914-06-18

Speed smiled as he lighted a cigarette.
1T Is a romantic gymnasium. AS
Socrates nee observed"
Socrates! I'm hep to him." Glass
interrupted. quickly. 81 trained q
Greek professor once and got wised
up on all that stuff. Socrates was the
the Hemlock Kid"
"Exactly! As Socrates, the Hem
lock Kid. deity put II, in hoe sigma
ture vintage"
II don't get you"
THAT Is archaic Scandinavian, and,
translated. means, Love cannot thrive
without her. bower"
mo answer to that telegram yet.
ehf"
Hardly time"
Better wire Covington again, hadn't
your Mebbe he didn't get it,"
Il promised Mrs. Keap that I would.
but" Speed lost himself abruptly
in speculation. for he did not know ex-
actly how to manage this unexpected
complication. OF one thing only was
he certain; it would require some
thought.
Say. Wally, suppose Covington
don't come1
Then I shall sprain my ankle"
said the other. 'Hellol What in the
world"
Still Bill Slower and Willie came into
the room carrying an armful of lum-
Der. Behind them followed Carara
with = huge wooden tub. and Cloudy
rolling q kerosene barrel"
Where do you want 1t, gents? 2"
The Hope pioneer. [volume] (Hope, N.D.) 1882-1964, 1914-06-18
To be continued.
Eittlnu Homes to salarles.


"Buy your house according to your
salary"
Larger employers Of labor in small
er communities where it can be done,
successfully are quite generally urg-
ing their workmen to buy and not rent
homes. In one such plan no work
man is permitted to buy a house un-
der the company's plan which will cost
ever one-ffth Of his monthly wages.
The company builds a house for
$1,000. 1t sells this to an employe
upon payment Of SIS for 100 consecu-
tive months, or an $1,000 house for
100 monthly payments of $1S. But the
employer will not sell a $1,000 house
to a man whose wages are less than.
SIS a month, or five times the required
payment.
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When Women Rule.

The newly-elected presidentress was
talking to one Of her henchewomen.
Nov. Gertie. how would you like
to be ambassadors to China7 They
may bestow the peacock feather upon
you there"
II don't know about that. Whera
do they bestow District plumes?"
The Hope pioneer. [volume] (Hope, N.D.) 1882-1964, 1914-06-18
Genius viii Out.

Smiley did't think it was In him.
but I see that young Noodle has made
a hit in the literary line at last.
Dobson-1s that so? What is the
name Of the work.,
Smiley-Haven't you heard? He i'd
the author Of the latest thing in coll
lege yells!-Judge.
The Hope pioneer. [volume] (Hope, N.D.) 1882-1964, 1914-06-18
Ahdlcatlon,

aren't you the general Of this lit1
tie army?"
II was" replied the swarthy SOL
der. "But I have resigned. I'm tired
of waiting with great dignity In my
tent for meals to be served. I want
to be a member of the foraging party
and get a chance at the provisions first
hand"
The Hope pioneer. [volume] (Hope, N.D.) 1882-1964, 1914-06-18
Query for lonea.

Query for Jones.
Zones. what Is the most disagree1
able thing to you?"
1.-THE most d~isagreeable thing is I'd
have to associate with ones interiors. 4
That's true-but one thing still puz1
zles me-"
whats that?"
"How on earth did you ever find
that out?"-Cleveland Plain Dealer.
The Hope pioneer. [volume] (Hope, N.D.) 1882-1964, 1914-06-18
Foresight

Foresight
well. did the boy take the medi.
cine?
mo, he didn't"
why not?"
"You see, I thought 1t wasn't meant
for so small a boy, so l took it N.Y.
self."-Borsszem Janko (Budapest). |
The Hope pioneer. [volume] (Hope, N.D.) 1882-1964, 1914-06-18
lmpoeltton,

g" don't quite see why lawyers
should get imposed On so much" said
Farmer Corntossel.
Imposed ont"
Yes. Every time n gets a gov
eminent Office he says he is com
PEELED to give up a lucrative prac
tise."
The Hope pioneer. [volume] (Hope, N.D.) 1882-1964, 1914-06-18
A Popular Idol

A Popular Idol.
The people Of our neighborhood
are going to tender her q public rel
.ception."
For why!"
"She wears q perpendicular plumea
instead Of one Of these horizontal al
fairs that fills nostrils with fuzz and
sweeps of eyeglasses"
The Hope pioneer. [volume] (Hope, N.D.) 1882-1964, 1914-06-18
A Trade Secret.

a Trade Secret.
Nov the first thing to learn about
the shoe trade is this. As soon as a
customer comes in take of his shoes
and hide EN-"
whats that for?"
Then you a wait on EN- at your
convenience, my boy. They can't walk
out."-Courier Journal.
The Hope pioneer. [volume] (Hope, N.D.) 1882-1964, 1914-06-18
WlnnInu His Nav.

There's a young man who deserves
a gre&t deal Of credit"
For &hy?"
Notwithstanding the fact that hia
father is a millionaire steel manufac1
turer he entered the shops at the bot1
tom and spent three weeks working
his way to the op."-Courier,Journal1
The Hope pioneer. [volume] (Hope, N.D.) 1882-1964, 1914-06-18
rum About.

One qf our prominent musical COM
ely producers declares that he Will
not require any aotress to wear q cos
tune which could not appear In q
drawing.1oom."
Dame Fashion ought to return the
compliment and not require any so4
.otety woman to wear q costume which
would not bs allowed on the stag"
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Dangerous.

Should I propose to Dinah Smith,
I confess that I'd be frightened;
For in her answer she might use
Dynamite or Dinah mightn't.
The Hope pioneer. [volume] (Hope, N.D.) 1882-1964, 1914-06-18

Spick-He always concentrates hia
attention on his newspaper when nd
has a seat on a street car. '
Span-Especially if there are eev1
eral women standing. !
The Hope pioneer. [volume] (Hope, N.D.) 1882-1964, 1914-06-18
The Raianfnn Fad.

How long must I wait for this pre-,
scription?"
About thirty minutes" answered
the druggist; "but you can occupy
your time pleasantly. Here is a
coupon which entities you to admis,
sion to our moving-picture show"
The Hope pioneer. [volume] (Hope, N.D.) 1882-1964, 1914-06-18

Mrs. Highminde-I'm completely
disgusted and I want to get a divorce.
Lawyer-What has your husband
been doing?
Mrs. misunderstanding.
The Hope pioneer. [volume] (Hope, N.D.) 1882-1964, 1914-06-18
Xar Bad Eonm.

Brother-What did you say to that
old chap Just now?.
Sister, only thanked him for pick,
ing up my bag.
Brother-My dear girl. you must
learn not to be 30 beastly grateful
It's not done nowadays.-Punch.
The Hope pioneer. [volume] (Hope, N.D.) 1882-1964, 1914-06-18

Gentlemen's Agreements.
Now, oratory Is i4nmense-
But so Is conversation.
The speeches Of most influence
Are not for publication.