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The San Juan islander. [volume] (Friday Harbor, Wash.) 1898-1914, 1914-02-27
END STOMACH TROUBLE,
GASES OR DYSPEPSIA
Pape's Diapepsin" makes Sick, Sour,
Classy Stomachs surely feel fine
in five minutes.

Ii what you just ate is souring on
your stomach or lies like a lump of
lead, refusing to digest, or you belch
gas, and eructate sour, undigested
food, or have a feeling of dizziness,
heartburn, fullness, nausea, bad taste
In mouth and stomach-headache you
can get blessed relief in five minutes.
Put an end to stomach trouble forever
by getting large fifty-cent case of
Pape's Diapepsin from any drug store
You realize in five minutes how need
less it is to suffer from Indigestion.
dyspepsia or any stomach disorder.
It's the quickest, surest stomach doc
tor in the world. It's wonderful.
The San Juan islander. [volume] (Friday Harbor, Wash.) 1898-1914, 1914-02-27
Farewell Forever.

A Frenchman staying at a London
hotel, when presented with his bill
paid it without formal protest, but
was indignant at its amount. 81 wish
to see zee proprietaire," he said to the
clerk. In minute the proprietor ap-
peared.
The Frenchman was all smiles.
"Ah," he exclaimed, Il must embrace
you"
But why should you embrace me?''
asked the astonished hotel keeper. u
do not understand"
Look at zee bill"
eyes, your receipted bill. What OF
Tt?"
What of eet? Simply ices, saire.
1T means Eat l shall nevaire, no, ne,
vaire, see you again. Houston Chron-
Icle.
The San Juan islander. [volume] (Friday Harbor, Wash.) 1898-1914, 1914-02-27
PROMOTING the Janitor.

They were joint owners of an apart
ment house, and one day the junior
partner sought his colleague in some
trepidation.
"The janitor wants $40 more a
month or he'll leave. 1 hate to give
up the money, but we can't spare
him"
The senior partner disappeared and
returned in few moments.
Its all right" said he. "rve sat
ised him, and it didn't cost us any
thing"
"How's that?"
THE janitor is now the superin-
tendent.'
Good work." declared the Junior
partner. But why didn't you make
MN superintendent in the first placer
because answered the senior
member, Il knew he'd want a promo.
motion eventually. Every man wants
promotion some time, and. to INV
mind good man deserves one.'2
Judge.
The San Juan islander. [volume] (Friday Harbor, Wash.) 1898-1914, 1914-02-27


this foot-race means to the Flying
Heart outfit"
Il assured you that the Centipede
cook would be beaten" said the col
lege man, stif1y.
isn't Mr.. Speeds word sufficient.
inquired the girl.
Slower bowed. ut had sure ought to
be, and we thank you for them new
assurances. You see, our spiritual on
rest Is due to the fact that Humpy
Joe's getaway left us broke, and we
banked on you to pull us even. That
first experience strained our credulity
to the Dustin point, andweI. in
words of one syllable, we come from
Joplin
i Missouri, said Willie.
My dear sirs, can't prove that you
are going to win your wagers until the
day OF the race. However, II you are
broke to start with, don't see how
you can expect to lose great deal"
You amt got the right angle on the
affair."" Slower explained. Outside OF
the onbearable contumely Of losin'
twice to this Centipede outfit, which
would be bad enough. w have drawn
The San Juan islander. [volume] (Friday Harbor, Wash.) 1898-1914, 1914-02-27
Got In q Quiet Knock.

When Joaquin Miller. the Poet Of
the Sierras. edited the Eugene Regis
ter, he ran joke column that is
still remembered among Eugene vet
Grams.
Miller" said an aged Eugenist,
used to like to roast the coal man.
Thus, remember how. in q descrip-
ton of wedding, he once wrote:
The presents offered the bride
were unusually sumptuous anc abun-
dant. Conspicuous among them was
q ton Of coal. This won general adj
miration and approval by reason Of its
quaint, old-fashioned massiveness, it
being much heavier than tho tons Of
coal Of the present day"
The San Juan islander. [volume] (Friday Harbor, Wash.) 1898-1914, 1914-02-27
The Only WAY.

Mrs. Pankhurst, as the Majestic
sailed from New York, talked to a re
porter about the comparative deceit
fulness of men and women.
Women" said the reporter, care
the more deceitful."
mo-" said Mrs. Pankhurst, "men
are the worse. Look at the way they
deceive their wives"
Mrs. Pankhurst smiled and tossed
her head.
ooh, no." she said. "How could the
average man ever get a wife if he
didn't deceive her?"-New York Trib.
une.
The San Juan islander. [volume] (Friday Harbor, Wash.) 1898-1914, 1914-02-27
10 CENT "CASCARETS"
FOR LIVER AND BOWELS
Cure Sick Headache, Constipation
Biliousness, Sour Stomach, BAD
Breath-candy CathartIc

fyo odds how bad your liver, sIom
ach or bowels; how much your nea'
aches, how miserable you are lron
constipation, indigestion, blllouSnc''
and sluggish bowels-you always 81
relief with Cascarets. They lnm'
diately cleanse and regulate the sloI
ach, remove the sour, fermentlns louu
and foul gases; take the excess WV
from the liver and carry OIL lne wv
stipated waste matter and po'0.
from the intestines and boWels -
1o-cent box from your druggist WIZ
keep your liver and bowels CREAM ~,
stomach sweet and bead clear ,. %
months. They work while you '''''
The San Juan islander. [volume] (Friday Harbor, Wash.) 1898-1914, 1914-02-27

"A Red Glover Root. These Large
Roots Open Up the SubsoiI and
Add Vegetable Matter. Note Nod
uIes on Roots. These Are Caused
by MISUNDERSTANDING Bacteria.
Which Enable Glover Plants to
Take Nitrogen From the Air and
Add It to the Soil.
show that, in continuous wheat farm
ing, the sowing of six pounds Of
clover seed every spring with the
wheat, and blowing under the clover
in the fall, has given an average an
nua1 increase, during a period Of Ii
years, Of nearly &c bushels per acre
Still better results have been obtain
ed where clover Is used in four and
five year rotations in combination
with grain, cultivated crops and the
use Of farm manures. On heavy soils
clover should be grown in four and
five year rotations, while on lighter
soils, and soils badly in need Of vege
table matter, 1t may be more bene
ficially grown in a three-year rotation
In growing clover, it is matter OF
wisdom to sow only the best of seed
Do not SOW the seed until it has been
given a termination test. This can
easily be made by means Of two
plates and cotton cloth. Take sew
eral folds of small piece of cotton
cloth; thoroughly wet this and scatter
between the folds known number
(several hundred) Of the seeds to be
planted. Place this on one plate and
cover with another plate, bottom side
up. See that the cloth is kept moist
not wet, and at the end of five or si1
days, determine the percentage Of
termination. Seed of poor vitality
will not terminate at all: or. If II
should, 1t will at least give weak
plants that may not survive the sea
son or the following winter. The seed
should be free from weed seeds and
other authorizations. Buy seed only
from reliable sources, and so far al
possible. use homegrown seed. whel
it is Of strong vitality and know
purity.
The San Juan islander. [volume] (Friday Harbor, Wash.) 1898-1914, 1914-02-27
rrae to Our Readers

Write Murine Eye Remedy CO., on write 81
46-page illustrated Eye BOOK 49, ,vill adris
about Your Eye Trouble and they wv %n Murine
as to the Proper Application OF c Cue Your
Eye Remedies in Your Special 20 Oss RELIEVES
Druggist will tell you that Mnr las Doesn't
Sore Eyes, Strengthens Weak Eyes YES for ac
Smart, Soothes Eye Pain, ana sen Ewes ia
Try It in Your Eyes and in BaDy's ~
Scaly Eyelids and Granulatlon.
The San Juan islander. [volume] (Friday Harbor, Wash.) 1898-1914, 1914-02-27
SOWING Clover.

Glover should not be sown too deep
~: yet it is desirable to SOW 1t sum
GENTLY deep so that it will neither
blow out nor dry out easily. The
amount Of seed per acre will vary
slightly with the method Of seeding
1t Is believed that in general farmer
SOW too little, rather than too much
seed. When sown separately it shoult
be at the rate Of six to ten pounds
for red and mammoth, four to six to-
alsike, three to four for white.
The San Juan islander. [volume] (Friday Harbor, Wash.) 1898-1914, 1914-02-27
Art of Drivinn.

Son "a golf. enthusiast)-You must
acknowledge, father, that it requires
a great deal of skill to drive ball lM
yards.
Old Farmer-Shucks! 1t don't 70
quire half as much skill as it does L
drive a pig so feet.-Boston Tran
script.
The San Juan islander. [volume] (Friday Harbor, Wash.) 1898-1914, 1914-02-27

To commemorate the fourth centen-
NAL of the discovery of the Pacific a
national exposition will be held in
Panama City, beginning December,
1914. The date originally fixed was
January, 1914, but it was found that
this did not allow sufficient time for
preparation.
The San Juan islander. [volume] (Friday Harbor, Wash.) 1898-1914, 1914-02-27

The value of Hungary''s agricultural
returns does not depend on several
large crops or on the products of GER
tain specified branches of agriculture,
but rather on the great diversity of it's
products, for there is probably no coun-
try in Europe in which so many
branches of agriculture are carried on.
The San Juan islander. [volume] (Friday Harbor, Wash.) 1898-1914, 1914-02-27
Ennland's Trouble, Too,

"And how's your nuspan''
Bloggs 2" .,v maaul
thank We kindly; e's DIN qT1changs
lot with is gastric ulster!
The San Juan islander. [volume] (Friday Harbor, Wash.) 1898-1914, 1914-02-27
Go Into Business i
Yourself
He Knew.

The good man was shocked vhs,
the little boy asked him for mateh
do you know where little bows >,
when they smoker" asked the oo%
man.
eyes, sir" replied the boy. "Bae,
of Smiths lumber yard"
The San Juan islander. [volume] (Friday Harbor, Wash.) 1898-1914, 1914-02-27
Nicfimized.

.Did you come back on an a''
train?" norters fin
ssWhen the walters ana pua that i
ished plucking me, felt sui
was."-Birmingham Age-Hia
The San Juan islander. [volume] (Friday Harbor, Wash.) 1898-1914, 1914-02-27

Delhi has population of about
1S6.ooo people. The permanent popu-
lation will probably be increased by
the residence there of 5000 or 1000
government officials when the new
government offices are ready.
The San Juan islander. [volume] (Friday Harbor, Wash.) 1898-1914, 1914-02-27
Alas!

A cheerful prophet upon the ssat 4h y
the New York Sun assures 10 .hoon
after Christmas eggs Will We Tho. "hosr
But who has the price of even en r;s
egg after Christmas !-hou
Courier-JOurnal.
The San Juan islander. [volume] (Friday Harbor, Wash.) 1898-1914, 1914-02-27
Dark and Fair.

Faint heart never won fair lady"
II detest that proverb"
"Why so?"
II consider it a slap at us br
nettes. kansas City Journal
The San Juan islander. [volume] (Friday Harbor, Wash.) 1898-1914, 1914-02-27
You Can Get Allen. roo,-tsse FREE,

Write Allen S. Olmsted, LIE Roy, N. Y, for,
ree sample of Aliens Foot-Ease. II cure,
sweating, hot swollen, aching feet. 1t maka
new OF. tight shoes easy. A certain cure iol
corns. ingrowing nails and bunions. All drug
gists sell it. 25c. Don't accept any substitute
The San Juan islander. [volume] (Friday Harbor, Wash.) 1898-1914, 1914-02-27
Tact.

"Why did you offer me that SKYE
terrier?"
Because, madam, l thought you
must be a star"
The San Juan islander. [volume] (Friday Harbor, Wash.) 1898-1914, 1914-02-27

Sore Eyes, Granulated Eyelids and si.
promptly healed with Roman Eve Ri
sam. Adv. ~
The San Juan islander. [volume] (Friday Harbor, Wash.) 1898-1914, 1914-02-27

The uniforms worn by officers Of
:ome OF the British regiments cost
The San Juan islander. [volume] (Friday Harbor, Wash.) 1898-1914, 1914-02-27
CHAPTER VIII.

GLASS was be-
ginning to like New Mexico.
Not only did it afford a
tinge of romance, discern
able in the deep, haunting
eyes Of Mariedetta, the
maid, but it offered an op-
portunity for financial ad-
-,oooo,t oc For ;pcfonao
The San Juan islander. [volume] (Friday Harbor, Wash.) 1898-1914, 1914-02-27
80. aarnino QUESTION. !

The Burning Questlo'w TAINTED Y
The Chief Clerk-lf an
will be in with the manascvg;e ssir. AZ
The Latest Acquisition 20 will ~
II you are not wanted WIZ
be Sydney Bulletin.
The San Juan islander. [volume] (Friday Harbor, Wash.) 1898-1914, 1914-02-27

Most of the licorice root used in
America comes from the marshy
plains of Turkey and Russia.
The Nofa
The San Juan islander. [volume] (Friday Harbor, Wash.) 1898-1914, 1914-02-27

peeiduous Fruit C IONS ~
California's 1918 declouo1'
netfod growers 1880, wv
The San Juan islander. [volume] (Friday Harbor, Wash.) 1898-1914, 1914-02-27
The Note.

ooh, by the way, DEAR" said the
merchant as he was preparing to leave
the house in the morning, eff l find
can't be home to dinner l will send a
note by messenger"
Don't trouble said his wife, sweet
Iy, Il have already found it on the
blottingpad. Western Mail
The Holbrook news., 1914-02-27
Ashurst for Suffrage
away.

Senator Ashurst of Arizona, made a speech in favor of woman suffrage in the senate quite re- gently. It was the best and by far the most eloquent speech made in the senate since 1 have been here. and Senator Ashurst was warmly congratulated by senators on both sides of the chamber. The senator is true westerner and wears a broad brim hat, but he is indeed and in truth a 'commoner" and always has a winning smile for every ody.-R. s. Blanton in the Ora dy Go. Ga, Progress. {"
The Holbrook news., 1914-02-27
Forest Notes

Minnesota has a forested area 'ot 28 million acres. the largest of any state east of the Rocky Mountains.
 The are. approximately four million acres of timber land in New Hampshire of which about half is in farmers woodlots.
 Forest fires in the United States have caused an average annual loss of 70 human lives and the destruction of 28 mil lion dollars worth of timber. Juniper from the Indian reser- vations of New Mexico and Ar1- zona may prove an excellent source of material for lead pen cils. Manufacturers are search ing the world for pencil woods.
 Canada has eSCaDlSneQ IOr- est products laboratory in con- nection with McGill University at Montreal, on the lines of the of the United States institution of the same sort at the Univer- sity of Wisconsin.
 
 Tree planting on national for ests has to be confined to com paretively short intervals in spring and fall. In spring it starts when the snow melts and stops with the drying out of the ground; in the fall it comes be- tween the fall rains and first snowfall.
The Holbrook news., 1914-02-27


 The Ford Motor company built and shipped 23, 936 cars. When one sees 30 rear axles grow to real motor cars within a hour and what was a few feet away, an inert piece of metal roll out the door a completed complicated automobile running on it's own power, words fail. Heretofore the final assembling of Ford cars was a matter of shov1ng a sec ton of a partially completed car onto a group of men, who put in another part and shoyed the car onto the next group. The same system nov prevails, the assembling being done in four rows, each 900 feet long. At the beginning of the assembling line is a heap of rear axles. These are showed along from group to group, until the skeleton chassis with wheels IS evolved. Every few feet stands a group of work men, under their own foreman,
The Holbrook news., 1914-02-27
Wishbone 200, 900 Years Old

- Two hundred thousand years ago the TeratornIs, monster prehistoric vulture. existed here. This important scientific disco very has been made at the La Brea beds. through the finding of the wishbone of the bird by Frank s. Daggett, director of the Museum of History. Science and Art.
 The wishbone is more than eight inches from tip to tip and the smallest part of the bone is as large as mans finger. Other bones are being found, and Dire ctor Daggett hopes to recover enough of them to reconstruct the skeleton. Examiner.
The Holbrook news., 1914-02-27
Dam Grand Canyon

That it is commercially feasible to build a dam Tn the Grand Can yon of Arizona and supply cheap power throughout the state, has been determined by Col. Espes Randolph. president of the Ran dolph lines. He and his associ- ates, Ralph H. Cameron of Phoe- nix, and Eugene s. Ives. of Tue son, are now looking into their legal rights.
 Col. Randolph states that If the project is built. electrical en- ergy will be sold at a price which will permit of the irrigation of desert lands at not to exceed $2. 50 a year an acre. The pro- ject would cost $44, 900. GOO. pos sible $50, 900, 900.
 If the project is built, lands worth $2 or less per acre will be increased in value to $100 an acre. .-Coconino Sun.
The Holbrook news., 1914-02-27
COMMISSION FAVORS
 THREE CENT FARE BILL

Believing that the people by the referendum vote on the three-cent fare law are desiroUs of seeing such a law in effect, the Arizona corporation commis- sion will make a special order in the near future requiring the railroads to transport passengers in the state for three cents for each mile travelled. An order citing the several railroads to appear before the commission and show cause why such an or der should not be issued will be published today by the commits sion, setting the date for hearing within the next fifteen days.
 In the opinion of the state su- preme court handed down We'd nesdav the power of the corpor- ation commission to fix and re- gulate by order all rates. sche- dules and tariffs, given by the state constitution, was upheld. and the three-cent fare law, passed first by the state legisla- ture, afterward affirmed in a re- ferendum vote by the people and subsequently, passed by the sec ond special session of the legis- lature, was declared unconstitu- tional. It therefore falls to the commission to act in the matter matter and they will call on the companies to appear and will issue orders covering the case as soon as is practicable. Rep.
The Holbrook news., 1914-02-27

A report sent out from Wash ingttn says that many mail car riers in the west are abandoning their contracts, owing to the in- crease in the parcel post business Local mail carriers have been getting an overdose the past few months. and it IS not impossible that they will go on a strike un- less their pay is increased. Sc far. they have been doing the increased work without any in crease in pay, but they are get ting mighty tired. The amount of stuff to be carried is more than double what it was year ago. and It would seem fair and just that the pay of the carriers be increased accordingly. The postofice department at Wash ington is being urged to take such steps as may be necessary to give relief. Observer.
The Holbrook news., 1914-02-27
St. Johns Observer Items

Elmer Christensen was the one that held No. BIT, the winn- ing number that drew the beauti- ful diamond ring, at the Schus- ter store last week.
 Joy B. Patterson left this Wednesday morning on the transportation car for Holbrook. from which place he took train for San Bernardlno. Calf. where he will visit a short time with his parents Mir. and Mrs. J. B. Patterson.
 Three weeks from yesterday and today the St. Johns Academy meets the Snowflake Academy in an intellectual. a field and a track meet, at Snowflake. With the practice that they have already done, together with that which they will get between now and then, the boys here can expect almost the next thing to a walk away.
The Holbrook news., 1914-02-27

Minnesota has a forested area of 28 million acres. the largest of any state east of the Rocky M0nnfionc
The Holbrook news., 1914-02-27

whose duty is to do one simple operation in assembling. When the upper end of the line is reach ed the car is complete, every part in place and ready to run. It is the evolution of that rear axle you saw sixty minutes ago 900 feet away.
The Holbrook news., 1914-02-27
NOTICE FOR POSTING AND PUBLISHING
Department of the Interior, United States Land office, Phoenix, Ariz- ona, January g, 1914.

Department of the Interior, United
 States Land office, Phoenix, Ariz-
 ona, January g, 1914.
 Serial No. 024223.
 Notice is hereby given that the Santa Fe Pacific Railroad Company, by Howel Jones, its Land Commissioner, has this day filed its application, Serial No. 024223, in this office to select, under the provisions Of the Act of Congress ap proved April q, 1904 (33 Stats, 211), the following described lands: Gila and Salt River Meridian-Arizona T. 29-N., R. INV Lots l, 2, 8, 4, E3 W., NE4 NE4, NW4 SE4, Sa SE3, Sec. 31.
 Sec. 5; Lots l, 2, s NE4, Sec. 6. T. 18-N., R. 20-E. All Sec. 34. T. IAN, R. INV. Sa NE4, SE4, Sec. 19; NJ NE4, SW4 NE4, Lot T. Sec. 30. T. 4-S., R. 2-E. S3 Sec. 26; NE4 Sec. 27, NJ Sec. 35.
 T. 5-S., R. BE. All Sec. 34. T. 7-S., R. 5-E. SE4 Sec. IT. T. S-S., R. 7-E. NW4 Sec. 23. T. 20-S., R. 7-E. NE4 Sec. 2. T. ELS, R. 16-E. E4 Sec. 28; E3, E3 NW4, NE4 SW4, SW4 SW4, Sec. B. Any and all persons claiming adver- sely the lands described or desiring to object because of the mineral character of the land, or for any other reason, to the disposal to applicant, should file their affidavits of protest in this office, on or before the 18th day of March. 1914.
 THOMAS F. WEEDIN,
 Register.
The Holbrook news., 1914-02-27

Colonel Goethals has conferred with President Wilson on the new Panama government. but did not discuss the New York police commissionership. Colonel Coethals said Secretary Daniels and decided that a Panama Rail- way Company ship would be the first to pass through the complet- ed canal. and that MT. Daniels would select the party on board. Examiner.
The Holbrook news., 1914-02-27
How About!

How about mailing copies of the News to f riends, etc., to points not so blessed with a sure ty to health. happiness and pros perity as is to be had in Navajo county do it.
The evening world., 1914-04-24
WARsHIPs TO PROTECT
EMPLOYEES OF RAILROAD
Lord Cowdray Appeals for Help
for Americans Whom Mexi-
cans Are Threatening.

LONDON, April N.-A cabled ap-
peal from the American Manager Of
the Tshuantspsc Railway led Lord
COwdray TO visit the British Torsign
Ofzlcs and the United States Embaasy
to-day to request protection for the
foeUiGn employees Of the line.
Eighty per cent. Of the employees
are American citisens. and. accord
Ing to the cablegram from the mana
ges, the Mexican authorities are
threatening them with arrest and for
bidding them TO depart from xsxico.
Lord Cowdray informed the DmbasDy
that the predicamsnt Of the employees
was alarming.
In response to the request % LORD
Cowdray the state Department at
Washington informed him through
the Dmbassy that the Annapolis and
the Denver would be at 6alina Cruz
on the Pacific coast to-day and that
the Nashville will arrive at Puerto
Msxico on the Atlantic side to-day.