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The Kennewick courier-reporter. [volume] (Kennewick, Wash.) 1914-1938, 1914-08-06
Earned lt.

A stranger was hunting quail in the
mountains of Georgia, where by rea.
son Of the wild peas they are very nu.
merous One day his dog flushed 9
flock of wild turkeys to the rage of q
native youth who had been creeping
toward them. The boy promptly
brought his old fashioned six foot rifle
to his shoulder, and the bullet cut up
the dirt under the dogs feet. The
next instant the boy disappeared in
the brush. Later In the day the hunt
er came across mountain cabin and
saw the same boy in the yard with a
man whom he took to be his father.
He hailed the man and angrily gave
an account of the mornings incident
HE wasn't forty yards away when he
shot at my dog. | think he should
have a good thrashing." he continued.
Misses dawg at forty yards?" the
mountaineer asked In establishment
"Yo' needn't worry bout that lickin',
stranger; he sh0' will git one all right"
-ArgOnaut. esaD
The Kennewick courier-reporter. [volume] (Kennewick, Wash.) 1914-1938, 1914-08-06
An Elixir Of Life.

,n..An annuity is the best elixir Of life
/ know Of" said the examining physi-
clan Of an insurance company. 1T
sometimes seems as II annuitants new
er die. We have lots on our books
who top eighty. ninety and even nine
ty-6ve years. I have passed many a
sickly and decrepit old fellow as good
annuity risk-the sicklier they are.
you know. the better risk they make
and the next year he has turned up to
collect his annuity rejuvenated, rosy.
spry as boy. The secret? The Sc
cret Is that financial worry. fear Of the
poorhouse. ages and kills OF more peo-
pie than all the deadly diseases COM
bined. Release an old man by means
OF an annuity from all this worry. and
he throws OF his years and walks erect
and happy and fearlessly young"
The Kennewick courier-reporter. [volume] (Kennewick, Wash.) 1914-1938, 1914-08-06
Thick and Thin.


~lt's funny thing" remarked the
observing man. that particularly
stout and particularly thin people can
discover insinuations in regard to their
size where absolutely none is meant.
Now. tonight in the car there were two
good examples of this within few
minutes Of each other. One was q lit
tie thread of woman who glanced
contemptuously at two well meaning
persons who moved apart and made q
space between them which looked
wide enough for her to seat herself
with comparative comfort.
Thank you.' she snapped. but l
prefer to stand rather than sit where
there Is scarcely room for q small
child
1--WE had not proceeded far when an
extremely stout woman entered the
car. She was carrying two huge bum
dies and looked tired. Three men In q
row sprang to their feet as she began
to lurch about as the car started. She
administered a savage glance at them
and said, quite audibly:
"'Well, l never! I guess II it's got
to the point where take up three
seats I'd better stand up awhileP -
Buffalo Express.
The Kennewick courier-reporter. [volume] (Kennewick, Wash.) 1914-1938, 1914-08-06

;, The exact date Of Shakespeare
birth ID not known. and the accepted
date Of April q Is based on circum-
stantial evidence. There Is record evi.
dence that he was baptized on April
20. 1864. but no record evidence of the
date of his birth. He died April o.
1916, and the inscription upon his mon
ument IL evidence that he had already
begun his fifty-third year. but does not
give any birth date. From these data
and other such Information as they
could obtain. antquaries In the eight
eenth century. 100 years after his
death. fixed the date Of his birth az
April q. 1854. three days before his
baptism. Though not proved beyond
doubt. that date Is universally accept
ed.-Philadelphia Press.
The Kennewick courier-reporter. [volume] (Kennewick, Wash.) 1914-1938, 1914-08-06
KIONA-BENTON

Last Thursday Mrs. F. S. Hedger
entertained in honor of Mrs. Row
land.
Mrs. L. L. Todd entertained a
number of Kiona and Benton City
ladies in honor of her mother, Mrs.
David Rowland, of Lanark, III. A
pleasant afternoon was enjoyed after
which delightful refreshments were
served.
Mark Graves, of Puyallup, was a
Kiona visitor Friday.
Commissioner ]. C. Syfford was
here on business Sunday.
Jim ard Roy Henson went to Sc
attic on business Saturday.
Miss Esther Hartman lost two of
her fingers in the wheels of sep
arator Monday.
Mrs. Frank Hedger, of Prosser,
spent Sunday with DR.. and Mrs.
F. S. Hedger.
Gus NORTH has returned from a
visit with his sister Mrs. J. b. Thom-
as, Of Kennewick.
Mr.. and Mrs. B. L. Reynolds and
children are visiting relatives in
Sunnyside.
Miss Lizzie Ferguson is packing
fruit for the McDougal ranch.
Miss Mona Eakin Of the Highlands
;s visiting her sister, Mrs. Baker, in
North Yakima.
Miss Hazel wagstaff returned to
10 home in Ohio after pleasant
visit with her cousin, MRS. M. d.
Chapman.
Don McAlpin was a business VISIT
or IN North Yakima Saturday.
NJ and Mrs. M. H. Chapman left
the;r home in North Yakima. Mr..
Chapman was surveyor Tor the =, -, ?.
p s They expect to return - 'ne
fa,, when work is resumed.
W q Marion, engineer Tor tne =.
: r. s.. has returned to ms nome -
North Yakima. Co. his
R.R. Kellogg left Saturday io' 80
home in Sunnyside. .,,~,ed
" A. Kelso, Of Kiona' re'uf
from a visit in walla Walla' !,
'', %;.. Maud Hughes, Of Portland -. )
...: s. NTH her brothers, Argus an'
George Hughes.
The Kennewick courier-reporter. [volume] (Kennewick, Wash.) 1914-1938, 1914-08-06
HOVER NOTES

Mr.. and Mrs. Orville Phillips and
daughter, of Wisdom, Mont, spent a
few days last week at the home OF ms
parents, Mr.. and Mrs. B. C. Phillips
Miss Minnie Mcclure and a lady
friend are visiting at the home OF the
formers parents in Hover.
The u. S. Str. Umatilla has been
hauling rock from Hover the past
week.
Mrs. E. D. Spicer returned from
Colville, last Friday, where Mr.. Spic-
er,s body was taken for burial.
The Kennewick courier-reporter. [volume] (Kennewick, Wash.) 1914-1938, 1914-08-06
FINLEY ITEMS

Mr.. and Mrs. Ayres are enjoying
a visit from their parents who ar
rived from Texas last Friday.
Miss Gala Shaw returned to her
l..me at Switzler Island las. Friday
afternoon.
Merton Cochran returned HON.
last week from Horse Heaven where
he has been working in tho harvest.
Miss Lulu Cozier of Ed: ,gham
and Miss Rosella Hamilton of Ken
newick arrived Tuesday fo- visit al
the Woodward home.
Miss Gussie Robinson returned
home Friday from Ellens' .urg where
she has been attending summer
school.
Mr.. and Mrs. Stackhouse of Port
land arrived last week Wednesday
for visit with Mrs. Stackhouse's
parents, Mr.. and Mrs. F. w. Clark.
Glenn Gard returned home Sunday
from the harvest fields near Kiona.
He reports splendid crop in that
section.
The Plus Ultras held business
melting at the L. Dobbins home Tues
day evening and elected officers for
the coming six months. The teacher
and all the. old officers were re-elec-
ted.
The school board held its regular
annual melting Saturday evening, and
engaged the following teaching corps
Tor the coming year: Prof. Edgar
Cook, Bellingham, principal; Miss
Madge Davis, Anacortes, music and
drawing; Miss Omie Cochran, Cam
fleld, Idaho. domestic science; and
Miss Jarboe from Maryland, primary.
BIDS for bus-drivers were called for.
School will open Tuesday, Septem-
Der 9Th.
The Kennewick courier-reporter. [volume] (Kennewick, Wash.) 1914-1938, 1914-08-06

Mr.. and Mrs. C. A. Hothern return
ed Saturday from an extended visit
in the East. They will spend a
couple Of weeks here at the home of
Mrs. Hothern's parents before going
to their home in Winona, Wash.
Mrs. Woodward, of Finley, and her
friend, Miss Cozier, of Bellingha1n,
visited with friends in Hover Nom
day afternoon.
Mr.. Withers, Of the Hollins &
Withers firm Of Spokane, was in Ho-
yer Sunday on business.
Mr.. and Mrs. JAS. Doyle were Ken
newick visitors Saturday.
The Kennewick courier-reporter. [volume] (Kennewick, Wash.) 1914-1938, 1914-08-06
From the Correspondents
Items Of Interest concerning Ngbos up and down the Valley

Elder and Mrs. David Rowland, of
Lanark, ILL.,, who have been visiting
their daughter, Mrs. L. L. Todd, left
Saturday for Sunnyside, where they
will visit their brother and sister,
Chris. Rowland and Mrs. s. j. Harri-
son, after which they will leave for a
visit in Los Angeles.
The Kennewick courier-reporter. [volume] (Kennewick, Wash.) 1914-1938, 1914-08-06
Had His Say.

Small Elmer (after the slipper exef-
cise,- Well. I'm glad amt girl. any
way. His MOther-Why are you glad5
Small Elmer-'Cause I'd be ashamed to
grow up into big woman and punish
innocent little boys like me.-Chicago
News.
The Kennewick courier-reporter. [volume] (Kennewick, Wash.) 1914-1938, 1914-08-06
Some Words.

'.sPanic" Is named after the ancient
god Pan because Of the sudden and
unreasoning fear which the sight OF
this heather divinity was supposed to
inspire. Other common words with a
similar source In the old mythologies
are ''vnlcanite." from Vulcan. the
blacksmith: martial" for Mars. the
warrior; '.jovial." from Jove; ''satur-
nine." from Saturn. and "mercurial,"
from Mercury. the nimble heeled.
The Kennewick courier-reporter. [volume] (Kennewick, Wash.) 1914-1938, 1914-08-06
Strange Neglect.

'There's one thing. though" said the
stranger. THAT really cannot under
stand"
ssWhat's that?' asked the old set
tier.
Nobody around here has assured
me that this is the garden spot OF the
state."-Chicago Record Herald.
The Kennewick courier-reporter. [volume] (Kennewick, Wash.) 1914-1938, 1914-08-06
No Nayss 70 Him.

Creditor You couldn't go around in
your fine automobile II you paid your
debts. Debtor-That's so: I'm glad
you look at 1T in the same light that,
do.-B0ston Transcript.
The Kennewick courier-reporter. [volume] (Kennewick, Wash.) 1914-1938, 1914-08-06
Chile. Walled Lake.

In the Chilean Andes there Is lake
/, 10000 feet up In the mountains which
Is prevented only by granite wall a
few feet thick from devastating the
valley below.
The Kennewick courier-reporter. [volume] (Kennewick, Wash.) 1914-1938, 1914-08-06
. Diseonesrtinu.

Il II disconcerting when you have
paid out $500 for violin and $40 for
bow to 6nd that you can't make a
squeak on the blamed thing without .
, ten cent piece Of rosin.
The Kennewick courier-reporter. [volume] (Kennewick, Wash.) 1914-1938, 1914-08-06
How the Trouhle St.-t.

constipation is the cause of many
ailments and disorders that make life
miserable. Take Chamberlain's Tai
lets, keep your bowels regular and
you Will avoid these diseases. For.
sale by the Columbia Pharmacy.
The Tacoma times. [volume] (Tacoma, Wash.) 1903-1949, 1914-05-20

Newton ID. Baker, mayor of
Cleveland; progressive and dis
ciple of the late Tom johnson,
Cleveland's reform mayor. As
city solicitor he became known
''as tribune of the people," Baker
was born In West Virginia 40
years ago.
The Tacoma times. [volume] (Tacoma, Wash.) 1903-1949, 1914-05-20
Penrose Wins on
Standpat Ticket

PHILADELPHIA, May 20. -
Boise Penrose, present incumbent
and standpat leader of the state,
was nominated yesterday on the
republican ticket for United
States senator in the first direct
primaries for that office held In
Pennsylvania. Congressman A.
Mitchell Palmer WAS nominated
by the democrats and Clifford Pin
chot by the progressives.
The Tacoma times. [volume] (Tacoma, Wash.) 1903-1949, 1914-05-20
MAY Catch Robbers

SPOKANE, May 20.--POsses
are believed to be closing in to-
day on the robbers who locked up
o. W. Newton, cashier of tha
Spangled bank, in vault and
escaped with about $1,000 yester-
day. Bloodhounds we're secured
to run them down.
The Tacoma times. [volume] (Tacoma, Wash.) 1903-1949, 1914-05-20

D o + . . . q q . o q . . .
D SUBSCRIPTION RATES. I
. ] cent copy.
. &c on newstands and trains
. 80 cents a month by carrier
o BY mall
. One month, 25 cents.
. Four month, 800.
Q Six months, $50.
o One year, $500. 4
The Tacoma times. [volume] (Tacoma, Wash.) 1903-1949, 1914-05-20
James Is Punched

CHICAGO, May 20. = James
Gruenbaum, accused of embez-
cling $4,000 at Nome, Alaska,
and for whom a search has been
conducted for two years, is under
arrest here today. Gruenbaum
was agent for a st. Louis dis
tillery.
The Tacoma times. [volume] (Tacoma, Wash.) 1903-1949, 1914-05-20
LISTEN, SCHOOL CHILDREN,

All school children who can
furnish flowers for decorating the
war veterans graves are request
ed to take them TO school the
morning of May 20 and carry
them to the Stadium for the ex-
ercises, from whence they will be
taken to the cemeteries.
The Tacoma times. [volume] (Tacoma, Wash.) 1903-1949, 1914-05-20

Picnic at Point Defiance any
evening this week. Let Duen-
wald's Delikatessen at 31S 18th
st. put up your lunch. That's
business.
Advertisement"
The Tacoma times. [volume] (Tacoma, Wash.) 1903-1949, 1914-05-20

WASHINGTON, d. c., May 20.
THAT Saltillo will be in Villas
hands within the next 4S hours
was expected in official circles
here today. George Carothers,
special agent for the state de-
partment with Villas forces, has
been instructed to take steps as
soon as the city is taken to learn
the fate of Consul Silliman. Grave
fears are expressed that Caroth-
ers will find that he may be
killed. Should this be the case,
it is admitted that the mediators
will be seriously hampered in eff
fecting a peace settlement of the
American and Mexican differ
ences.
The Tacoma times. [volume] (Tacoma, Wash.) 1903-1949, 1914-05-20
Save On Mems Goods Tomorrow Tro
See Our Mems $3.50 Suits

See Our Mems $3.50 Suits
Look In the window tomorrow and see what matchless
style and value you'll get II you're wise enough to pick
out one OF these suits. They come in and 3button
model semi box English models, in all the wanted fab
RIGS and made by the best tailors in the land cit In
We challenge comparison at ............ IIsJU
The Tacoma times. [volume] (Tacoma, Wash.) 1903-1949, 1914-05-20

Todaywhile this announcement is in prn-thrfty throngs
swarmng in grocery department for the
double savings. The mammoth demonstration and sale Of
fers feast of good thngs-n bargains and in samples OF
good things to eat In Sundays paper announced sur
prsng list of specials for this weekn addition we welcome
you to the following demonstrations.
Tacoma Biscuit Candy E. c. Rich Company-Tryphoa
Co.
, Cereal Mccormack Bo.-Prde
Ioaies Coffee and Peacock
The Tacoma times. [volume] (Tacoma, Wash.) 1903-1949, 1914-05-20
BATTLE RAGING At
SALTILL0;; REBELS
REPORTED VICTORS

JUAREZ, May 20.-Constitu-
tionalists here are sure a desper-
ate battle is progressing between
the rebels and federals at Saltillo
1t is evident that something I'M
usual is occurring at the front,
for the wires south of Paredon
have been silent for the last As
hours.
The Tacoma times. [volume] (Tacoma, Wash.) 1903-1949, 1914-05-20

e. E. Hawkins, we'll known
travelling salesman for Crane &
Co., Seattle, killed himself in that
city yesterday by shooting him
self through the right temple.
The Tacoma times. [volume] (Tacoma, Wash.) 1903-1949, 1914-05-20
You'll o. i Find ID
= 1t Here 7.

o o = . . . . . 90 . . . . .
D SUBSCRIPTION RATES. .
10 / cent copy. .
D &c on newstands and trains .
. 80 cents a month by carrier .
o BY mall .
o One month, 25 cents. .
. Four month, 800. .
o Six months, $3.50. q
o One year, $500. =
90 q . . . . . . . . . . Q
Deaths.
Patten-George A. Patten died
yesterday at 116 Denny way, Sc
attic. Funeral tomorrow at 2
p. m. from Butterworth's.
Kennedy-Funeral of Archie
Kennedy will be held tomorrow
at 3 o'clock from Hoska- Buckley
King company's.
Johnson--Funeral of Frank q.
Johnson was held today at 2
o'clock from c. o. Lynn COM
pany's.
Marriage Licenses.
Y. Takeda, Tacoma, and 8.
,Nishimura, Japan; N. Nishino,
Sacramento, CAL, and T. Naka-
mishi, Japan; Ernest w. Olsen
and Katie M. Rasmussen, both Of
Tacoma; G. e. Fletcher and Mary
e. Skinner, both of Seattle.
Mrs. Josephine Preston, state
superintendent of schools, insists
that $4,000 for the department
of education for exhibition pur-
poses at the Panama fair is not
enough.
Tom Knopka slashed his throat
with a razor in Pc Ell and then
blamed his wife for 1t.
AL kinds of bedding plants.
HIM, florist, South 18th and X. st.
Advertisement"
Northern Pacific is being sued
in Chehalis by Sheriff Foster ON
charge of shipping liquor into
dry territory.
Centralia has put up $50 cash
prize for the winning Goddess
of Liberty for the Fourth.
We are showing smart, high
priced looking hats at moderate
prices. Baths Millinery, 11O1
Tacoma av.
Advertisement"
Struck on the head by log
John HUMPHREYS suffered frac-
ture of the skull in the John
Donovan mill in Aberdeen, and
died later.
Aberdeen city council will dis
cuss the proposition of city
! park Wednesday.
Artistic decorations. Watson's
Advertisement"
T. B. Bruner, attorney, was ar
rested in Aberdeen for speeding.
In the rear seat he carried Judge
Snyder, intimate friend, and the
man who imposed a fine of $40
on him this morning.
Agates polished and mounted
In solid gold. Pfaff, Jeweler, 11f7
c st. Advertisement"
] Republican county convention
will meet in Chehalis June /.
Picnic at Point Defiance any
evening this week. Let Duen.
wald's Delikatessen at 31S 18th
st. put up your lunch. That's
business.
Advertisement"
The Tacoma times. [volume] (Tacoma, Wash.) 1903-1949, 1914-05-20
$500 Dress Trousers $3.50

special for the last three days of this
week-trousers in fancy worsteds, cassi-
meres, Scotch tweeds, mixtures, stripes,
checks and fancies. Semi or full peg top,
made with tunnel belt loops, plain or
cuff bottoms; values GO I'm
to $500 ct 9JsJU
The West Virginian. [volume] (Fairmont, W. Va.) 1914-1974, 1914-12-18

for the ladies, or else there'd be. lots
more old maid's.
My father also says that love and
liquor make O man e things that
aren't there. MY father says he's
known men who saw pink elephants
sitting on the m%antelpiece making
faces at them, and men who, when
they were in love, couldn't tell the
difference between a red-headed freckl-
.facd, cross-eyed, living skeleton sort OF
a woman and Lillian Russell.
My father says that when a mans
drunk he always wants to conffde in
you, and that he takes you by the
.tuttonhole and holds you until he
tells you the story of his life, and that
when he's in love he does just the
same way, only he tells you how won
derful and beautiful, and what an an
gel the qoung lady is that he is In
love with. And my father says that
when you see a man coming whome
you know, who Is either in liquor or
in love, the only safe thing is to run
the other way as hard as you can.
And my father says that after a
man has been drunk he wakes up the
next day with an awful head and a
dark brown taste in his mouth, and
he wonders why he did 1t, and my
father says that after a man gets
married he has about the same sort
Ct a katZenjammer.
Ladies do not get drunk, and when
they fall in love they just cry on ev-
Grybody's mock when they tell that
they are engaged, and they spend
their time writing letters to the gem
tleman they are engaged to and when
the man leaves a cigar stub on the
ash tray they tie a blue ribbon around
1t and hang it on the wall.
The West Virginian. [volume] (Fairmont, W. Va.) 1914-1974, 1914-12-18
ny Dorothy Dix.


EoyeEisb something that makes you
feel all nice and purry inside.
Love Is like the measles. You gen
orally catch It when you are young,
and the worse it breaks out IN you
The sooner you get over it. Love
doesn't hurt the young much, for 1t
seldom strikes in deeply, but when
an old man or woman gets a bad
case it8 generally proves fatal.
You can alawys tell when people
arc in love, because they go about
with tooth powder smile on their
faces. Also they tell people all about
their symptoms, which makes every
one hate them. My father says that
he would rather meet o woman who
has jnstS undergone an operation In
s. hospitalEthan man who is in love.
and he'd rather meet a raging lion
fhan either one of them, because he
would prefer being torn alive to be-
lug boredsto6death.
MY mother says that my father
should not talk that way because
once he was in love himself, and my
father says. well, If / was, I took
the loyeRe cure that is called matrl-
mony,sand got over it" and when he
said that, mysmother shaid he was u
hFute, and she rushed out Of the room
andsslammed8the door behind her that
way that makes the door sound like
Il said damn
NY father says that lovG, is like
drink, and that a man who is in love
acts Just like a mar does who is in
toxfcated.
He saystthat love goes to a mans
head andEtake away all Of his brains
so that he hasn't got any jurgnent
LETT and goodness knows, that's lucky
The West Virginian. [volume] (Fairmont, W. Va.) 1914-1974, 1914-12-18
COOKING RECIPES,
Boiled Salmon.

.
Housewives sometimes wonder how
it is possible to ship salmon from its
home in Columbia river half way or
possibly all the way across the con-
tinent and have It reach the table ap-
pGrently so fresh. Refrigerator cars,
it is well known, are used in trans
porting 1t, but it may not be general
ly known that in transit to the At
lantic coast it is packed and repacked
in fresh cracked ice three times, which
accounts for its arriving at its desti-
nation in perfect condition. 1t is said
that the salmon is the cleanest OF fish.
never staying in a polluted stream. II
the stream becomes unclean, 1t leaves
at once.
AS this fish Is nor solid and dry
then many it is better for steaks and
tol boiling than for baking and chow
ders. For boiling salmon, sew 1t in a
white mosquito 2stting bag and boil a
quarter of an hour to the pound in
sailed water. Unwrap with care and
place on a hot platter. Prepare a cup
full Of drawn butter with lemon juice
and chopped parsley and pour over.
Garnish with thin slices of lemon and
fard'boiled eggs.
TO USE LEFT.ovERS oFsALMoN
If one has any salmon that is lett
over from the stea or boiled fish OF
the lay before, 1t may be used in a
cream gravy with krice. Put one or two
cups Of milk, according to the amount
OF fish or rice one has to use nito the
pan, let 1t simmer and add enough
-four made smooth In water to thicen
IL TO the consistency of cream. Let it
cook three or four finctes, remove
from the stove, season with pepper,
salt and butter. The yolk of an egg
beaten in makes the sauce richer ana
Is an improvement; stir in the fish
we'll broken, and pour over a mounu
OF boiled rice.
Canned salmon may also be utilized
in this way, first removing all skin
bones and oil, then taking in small
One egg, n cup of sugar, one cup
milk, butter the size OF an egg, two
teaspoons of baking powder and 11s
flour. Cream butter and sugar,
add yolk of egg and cream thor
olghly, then milk and the -four in
which baking powder has been stfted
white Of egg. and lavoring. This will
two layers or a small loaf.
Pineapple Filling.
One can grated pineapple, add one
cup Of sugar and cook down like pre-
serves. This makes a delicious filing
for cake and will make enough for
cakes. It will keep indefinitely,
cocoanut.cream Filling,
One cup milk, one half cup cocoa
nut, one cup sugar, one half teaspoon
of butter one tablespoon OF corn
starch made smooth in the milk. Boil
four minutes and when nearly cold
stir In the yolk ofgan egg.
STEAMER Isl SUNK M RUsslANsI
4fF8laS
The West Virginian. [volume] (Fairmont, W. Va.) 1914-1974, 1914-12-18

17.-It vas Officially announced today.
that the steamer Derentio, of the Ger.
man Leventine line, was found navi-
eating off Turkish coast near Kerasunt
and was sunk by a Russian warship
after all on board the merchant
had been ordered to leave. Only
two Turkish officers and IL soldiers
the order and the others went
The West Virginian. [volume] (Fairmont, W. Va.) 1914-1974, 1914-12-18

Also they telephone a lot, and they
lave fits If the man has to go out of
town on business, and they make ev-
erybody very tired, but all the other
ladies say "0h, poor dear, let her
alone; she won't feel this way after
she's married"
II must be awful nice to have some
body in love with you if you are a
young lady, becaue he sends you candy
ana takes you to the movies, and don't
never dispute what you say like q
husband does. My mother says love
is the greatest thing in the world, but
I'd rather have an automobile.
That's all at present about love.