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The broad ax. [volume] (Salt Lake City, Utah) 1895-19??, 1914-10-10
Playing Safety.

There was q diplomat whose mind
Was one OF wondrOus strength,
Yet who In speech was not inclined
To go to any length
On the plano he could play.
Likewise the violin.
He touched the harp strings In q way
That great applause would win.
The classics he would sound with zeal
With ragtime, too. he paced
He was equipped for an appeal
To every style and taste
And now when interviewers seek
His presence to commune
He smiles on them. but does not speak.
He simply plays a tune
Washington Star.
The broad ax. [volume] (Salt Lake City, Utah) 1895-19??, 1914-10-10

Miss Hazel Harrison of Laporte, In
diana, who has been receiving musical
instructions on the piano from some of
the best teachers in Germany for the
past three years, arrived in the city
last evening. While here she will stop
at the home of Mr.. and Mrs. Joseph
Brent, $3.50 Prairie avenue. She ex-
poets to appear in a piano recital at
the Fine Arts Building sometime in
November under the management of
Col. Cary B. Lewis.
The broad ax. [volume] (Salt Lake City, Utah) 1895-19??, 1914-10-10

The quarterly sermon at Bethel A
N. Z. church was preached last Sun
day afternoon by the pastor of the
Hyde Park A. NJ. E, Rev. W. Il. Griffin,
many persons who heard him say as
often as they have heard him they
never heard him preach as he did upon
thls occasion. Let me say to you my
brother and my sister, all we ask is a
ehanee to live, that we might think
and by taking advantage Of every op-
pOHunity, be able to think, quit airt-
ing with our future, stop prosecuting
Us because YOU are stronger and more
scientific than We, e'r the day may
come when your conduct may be re-
nembered in vain.
The broad ax. [volume] (Salt Lake City, Utah) 1895-19??, 1914-10-10

lege. Mrs. Agnes Peeler Lillard, So
prano soloist. Mrs. Gertrude Wood
TOmson, Miss Grace Galloway, Miss
Ida May Bell, Mr.. Ernst~Green and
others.
Two Steinway Grand Pianos will be
used. Mr.. Garfield Wilson'S Orchestra
will present the after recital program.
Mr.. William ]. Kelley, manager. Ad-
mission, so cents. Beneficiary, the
Phyllis Wheatley Home for girls, $500
Forest Avenue.
The broad ax. [volume] (Salt Lake City, Utah) 1895-19??, 1914-10-10
GALAXY OF MUSICAL ARTISTS
IN RECITAL.

Monday evening, October 10, from,
to II clock, Prof. B. Emmanuel John
son will give his annual musical recital
at the Abraham Lincoln Center, Oak
wood Boulevard and Langley Avenue.
He will be assisted by Mr.. Clarence
Cameron White, the noted violinist of
Boston, Mass. Miss Ethel Mae Minor,
graduate of the Chicago Musical Col
The broad ax. [volume] (Salt Lake City, Utah) 1895-19??, 1914-10-10

The Hyde Park Business Association
is having a great carnival, extending
from 39th on Cottage Grove Ave-, to
45th, and from the Lake on 43rd, to
State st. These streets being beauti-
fully decorated with American flags
and bunting, which thrills one with
the spirit of patriotism, you may enjoy
the promenade if you choose.
The broad ax. [volume] (Salt Lake City, Utah) 1895-19??, 1914-10-10
Down Goes the Subscription Price for The Broad Ak F.
the Next Thirty Days the Annual Subscription Price to
Will Be Reduced from $500 $1OO in Order to Add fro
1000 to 5000 New Names to Its Mailing List

Mr.. and Mrs. J. S. Tandy, 5I45 Fed
erai street, have both been on the in
disposed list the past week, in fact Mr..
randy has been at home for almost
two months, being unable to resume his
run on the Northwestern Railroad be-
tween Chicago and Omaha. But he
IS now much better and will soon be
himself again.
The broad ax. [volume] (Salt Lake City, Utah) 1895-19??, 1914-10-10

Mrs. Lou Ella Lyles Smith, s4S7 Yer
non avenue, gave a successful song re-
cital and dramatic reading at st. Pauis
church, 461s Dearborn street, Wednes-
day evening, on Thursday evening she
successfully rendered q similar program
At the Providence Baptist church on
the west side.
The broad ax. [volume] (Salt Lake City, Utah) 1895-19??, 1914-10-10

Mrs. Sedonia Raymore of 570S Ken
wood Ave, acted as bride, taking the
leading part in the drama, Martha
Washington Wedding, given at st.
John 5 church of Englewood.
The broad ax. [volume] (Salt Lake City, Utah) 1895-19??, 1914-10-10
Real Nod Of NC Can.

Real Need Of Two Cars.
~Stfn have two carsY'
Yes"
Il thought you intended to sell the
older oneT'
mo. Ny SON and his high school
friends keep the old car busy"
Il see. You get the use Of the new
car yourself"
mo; don't 1t keeps the new car
hustling to tow the old car home."-
Cleveland Plain Dealer.
The broad ax. [volume] (Salt Lake City, Utah) 1895-19??, 1914-10-10

what Is the matter with wombatT'
The doctor says the salts In his
body are below normal"
IT always thought be was entirely
too fresh City Journal
The broad ax. [volume] (Salt Lake City, Utah) 1895-19??, 1914-10-10

Before he was married he saved up his
cash
He cut out the entrees and lived upon
hash
He cut out the smoking; he cut out the
lunch
She drew out his savings and blew In the
bunch!
Cleveland Plain Dealer.
The broad ax. [volume] (Salt Lake City, Utah) 1895-19??, 1914-10-10

Mrs. Clayton Cat the operaHThe op-
era seems to be boring you terribly,
Paul Why. you look absolutely dis
gustedI
Mr.. Clayton ian efficiency EXPERT
The operas all right, Emma, but that
fool conductor is making hundreds OF
unnecessary motionsHPuck.
The broad ax. [volume] (Salt Lake City, Utah) 1895-19??, 1914-10-10

The animal over there belongs TO
the marsupial family"
They're new ones to me. Is It
family that's just moved into the
neighborhOOd Y'-Baltimor American.
The broad ax. [volume] (Salt Lake City, Utah) 1895-19??, 1914-10-10

The social given by the Hyde Park
Woman 5 Charity Club at the residence
Of Mrs. Dr.. Perkins of $3.50 Kenwood
Ave, was financial success. 1t is the
talk and praise in the community.
The broad ax. [volume] (Salt Lake City, Utah) 1895-19??, 1914-10-10

Congressman james MeAndrews re-
turned home from Washington, D. c.,
Wednesday in order to be at the bed
side of his wife, Mrs. McAndrews, who
has been i'll at their home, 1866 So.
Ayers Ave-, for the past week. He will
not return to Washington until after the
fall election, November 3.
The broad ax. [volume] (Salt Lake City, Utah) 1895-19??, 1914-10-10

The tightwad motorist is q man
The chauffeurs don't admire
The rubber statesmen hate him, too.
Because he won't retire
Spokane Spokesman-ReView
The broad ax. [volume] (Salt Lake City, Utah) 1895-19??, 1914-10-10

Miss Rosa Morgan, 3711 s. State St.
is displaying some very fine ladies' hats
and bonnets, which are of the very
latest creation. Each Monday there
is a special sale on them and each
patron is presented with a beautiful
American Beauty rose.
The broad ax. [volume] (Salt Lake City, Utah) 1895-19??, 1914-10-10

Dear readers why not have The Broad
Az come to your homes by mail, we
have subscription dispensation for
80 days, giving YOU an opportunity to
take the paper for one year for 81.
The broad ax. [volume] (Salt Lake City, Utah) 1895-19??, 1914-10-10

II has been discovered In Chicago
that q woman cannot successfully deal
with an excited and turbulent woman
Well, can Q manf
The broad ax. [volume] (Salt Lake City, Utah) 1895-19??, 1914-10-10

OF course It Il Just possible that the
New York couple that danced their
way to the altar win wish they bad
frSt learned the hesitation giidA
The broad ax. [volume] (Salt Lake City, Utah) 1895-19??, 1914-10-10
OPENING OF THE NEW FOREST
BUFFET.

This evening the new Forest Ave.
Buffet and Cafe at 3O1-3O3 East 35th
Street, corner of Forest Ave-, will throw
its doors open to the public. Every
thing new and in frst-elass order.
Bill Rolling, Sam Toy, and Mrs. Hicks
entertainers. LOWS Bros, Props. C.
Stowe, manager.
The broad ax. [volume] (Salt Lake City, Utah) 1895-19??, 1914-10-10

Stin 1t may be worth something to
reflect that S10o.O00.00o In war taxes
would only run Europe's war two
dayR
The broad ax. [volume] (Salt Lake City, Utah) 1895-19??, 1914-10-10

Ms. Martha B. Anderson, 6450 Cham
plain avenue, as it was especially an
nouneed in these columns two weeks
ago. left the latter part Of last
week on q long singing tour through
the Southern states. She viii be ao'
sent six weeks OF two months.
The broad ax. [volume] (Salt Lake City, Utah) 1895-19??, 1914-10-10

Ten me. Uncle Wlseman. why
Can't love an unseen maidf
Never by her tears have
Been dismAysd
Shes appropriately dressed.
Asks no questionS-that's q boon
Sings the songs Ike the best
And In tuna
Whatsoo'er my mood may BE-
She II generous and sweet
We shall never Quarrol-We
Shall not mestI
Puck.
The broad ax. [volume] (Salt Lake City, Utah) 1895-19??, 1914-10-10

After Europe has had enough OF
famous victories It win stop awhile
and consider what It Is lighting for.
The broad ax. [volume] (Salt Lake City, Utah) 1895-19??, 1914-10-10

Howen-Do you believe that the man
VINO b unlucty At cards II lucky Ct
lowell
POwsB-Yes. n be can play his cards
right-NeE York Tines
The broad ax. [volume] (Salt Lake City, Utah) 1895-19??, 1914-10-10

Mrs. Carrie Seams, 5O26 Federal st.
returned home from French Lick, In
diana, last Friday morning. She hai
been on the sick list since her arriva
in this city. Her many friends hops
for her speedy recovery.
The broad ax. [volume] (Salt Lake City, Utah) 1895-19??, 1914-10-10

Ajax defed the lightning. obi
He bluffed II. We are>told
Had he defied the autos. though,
They would have knocked him cold
New York Mail
The broad ax. [volume] (Salt Lake City, Utah) 1895-19??, 1914-10-10

Suspicious.
DID you ask your girls father for
her hand IN marriagsP
Fl did"
-And be refused Jon. can ten b.
the way you look"
mo, be didn't He gave his con-
sent"
WearfngY
ne was 80 vesy wnlins"-HOustOn
Post
The broad ax. [volume] (Salt Lake City, Utah) 1895-19??, 1914-10-10

The world contains some gabby men.
We wonder why they're hired
They certainly are tireless when
They're making others tired
Cincinnati Enquirer.
The broad ax. [volume] (Salt Lake City, Utah) 1895-19??, 1914-10-10

There may be such thing as civi-
lied warfare, but the reports received
up to date do not aid rs particularly
In locating It
The broad ax. [volume] (Salt Lake City, Utah) 1895-19??, 1914-10-10

d. St. Lawrence, pastor of the 63rd
S'fee' Congregational church is to be
congratulated for being able to secure
iO' the concert, given at his church last
"etA, the most famous whistling en-
x 'a'Siner IN America, Mrs. johnson of
this city.
The broad ax. [volume] (Salt Lake City, Utah) 1895-19??, 1914-10-10

At fashions ways q man win froWn
Or cynieaIly smile
Yet how he Gala Maria down
II sha looks out OF stylei
-WaShingtou star.
The broad ax. [volume] (Salt Lake City, Utah) 1895-19??, 1914-10-10

Naggsby-This headline says, Scene
Of Battle Shifts"-what are battle
shiftsi waggsby-Shirts Of mail, Of
course-Indianapolis Star.
The broad ax. [volume] (Salt Lake City, Utah) 1895-19??, 1914-10-10

Lives OF horses oft remind Us
As they pull their loads along
It's much easier to get there
II our pull Is only strong.
Cleveland Plain Dealer.
The broad ax. [volume] (Salt Lake City, Utah) 1895-19??, 1914-10-10

what Is a phenomenon, Uncle Bf1T
"a phenomenon is a small boy about
your size who never bothers any
body."-St Louis Globe Democrat
The broad ax. [volume] (Salt Lake City, Utah) 1895-19??, 1914-10-10

One day Bun Jones expressed his views
About q man and tempted fate.
And now poor BIN his action rues-
From now on he'll talk via slow freight
Cincinnati Enquirer.
The broad ax. [volume] (Salt Lake City, Utah) 1895-19??, 1914-10-10

your father was very indignant
with you for runnin' on an goin'
fshin'Y'
YES" replied the country boy; part
~ indignant and partly envious-"-
Washington Star.
The broad ax. [volume] (Salt Lake City, Utah) 1895-19??, 1914-10-10

Miss Sally Lyons, the neice of Mrs.
William Clemens of $40 Kenwood Ave-,
who has spent the summer here, has
returned 10 her home in Frankfort, KY.
The broad ax. [volume] (Salt Lake City, Utah) 1895-19??, 1914-10-10

The carpenters q proper man.
Deserving all rewards.
Deny this statement II you can:
He even shaves his boards
Detroit Free Press.
The broad ax. [volume] (Salt Lake City, Utah) 1895-19??, 1914-10-10

II may be time for the Balkan states
to appoint a commission to investigate
alleged outrages In Europe
The broad ax. [volume] (Salt Lake City, Utah) 1895-19??, 1914-10-10

Els the kaiser much Of q dancerT
Il understand that be leads al the
Germans."-BalttmOre American.
The broad ax. [volume] (Salt Lake City, Utah) 1895-19??, 1914-10-10

You can make some people almost as
mad by talking about them as you can
by ignoring them
The broad ax. [volume] (Salt Lake City, Utah) 1895-19??, 1914-10-10

One Of the most cheering Of sights
during this raging war Il that Of Uncle
Sam smilingly signing peace treaties
with all comerA
The broad ax. [volume] (Salt Lake City, Utah) 1895-19??, 1914-10-10

There must be something fishy in the
report that ichthyol has gone up on &C
count Of the war.
The broad ax. [volume] (Salt Lake City, Utah) 1895-19??, 1914-10-10

A skeptic Is merely a person who
doesn't share the good opinion you
have OF yourself.
The broad ax. [volume] (Salt Lake City, Utah) 1895-19??, 1914-10-10

The baby has dear Maria's nose"
mo, 1t hasn't, for she has just been
poking it into my business. "-Balti-
more American
The broad ax. [volume] (Salt Lake City, Utah) 1895-19??, 1914-10-10

War Is terrible. The dowager Grand
Duchess Of Mecklenburg-Strelitz has
lost her English pension.
The broad ax. [volume] (Salt Lake City, Utah) 1895-19??, 1914-10-10

Perhaps, however, what that chap
who said It meant was that truth Il
stranger to some people than fiction
The broad ax. [volume] (Salt Lake City, Utah) 1895-19??, 1914-10-10

Holland has devised q sort Of hOur
from ground tulip bulbs Tins one Of
the chief sources Of Dutch pride b.
comes q star Of NE IN emergenG.
The broad ax. [volume] (Salt Lake City, Utah) 1895-19??, 1914-10-10

If every man has his price it's no
wonder we feel so cheap when we real
iZe we have been sold.
The broad ax. [volume] (Salt Lake City, Utah) 1895-19??, 1914-10-10

Tess-why were you weeping IN the
picture sh0Wf
Jess-It was q moving picture
Judge
The broad ax. [volume] (Salt Lake City, Utah) 1895-19??, 1914-10-10

Nine. Rosa Lee Tyler, 1913 S. State
Street, expects in the near future to
start on a dramatic tour through the
eastern states.
The broad ax. [volume] (Salt Lake City, Utah) 1895-19??, 1914-10-10

It's all up with the army aviator
when he complies with an invitation
to drop down
The broad ax. [volume] (Salt Lake City, Utah) 1895-19??, 1914-10-10

Maud cannot cook, she cannot sew.
She could not make a mango,
But when It comes to making good
You ought to see her tangol
-Yonkers Statesman.
The broad ax. [volume] (Salt Lake City, Utah) 1895-19??, 1914-10-10

This won't DOR exclaimed Ma
Box exdtedly. there's thirteen Ct
fnbaa"
never mind. maP shouted ntfs
Johnnie Il can eat for tEo--EE-
ehsnsA -
The broad ax. [volume] (Salt Lake City, Utah) 1895-19??, 1914-10-10

The Benevolent Club convened and
raised a fund for Mrs. Simmons which
bespeaks for them the highest com
mendation.
The broad ax. [volume] (Salt Lake City, Utah) 1895-19??, 1914-10-10
CHIPS

Mr.. and Mrs. Jenkins have removed
from 5746 Fifth avenue, to 500 La
Fayette avenue.
The broad ax. [volume] (Salt Lake City, Utah) 1895-19??, 1914-10-10

The worlds supply Of lead may be
short, but the fact remains that, even
at that, It seems to be entirely too big.
The broad ax. [volume] (Salt Lake City, Utah) 1895-19??, 1914-10-10

Our battlsships are built Of steal
In one way that's not right;
Scrap iron would more fitting BE-
Seeing they're built % nght
-Boskon Trangcript
The broad ax. [volume] (Salt Lake City, Utah) 1895-19??, 1914-10-10

The longer you live the more you be-
come convinced that Noah had more
than two jackasses In the ark.
The broad ax. [volume] (Salt Lake City, Utah) 1895-19??, 1914-10-10

1t must have been a seasick man
who said you couldn't eat your cake
and keep it
The broad ax. [volume] (Salt Lake City, Utah) 1895-19??, 1914-10-10

We should never be too anxious to
see ourselves as others see Us. It might
hurt our feelings.
The broad ax. [volume] (Salt Lake City, Utah) 1895-19??, 1914-10-10

a.. LIS Ciotee Scott, direetress Of the
b,, scott settlement Of Hyde Park,
VII. returned from Milwaukee, Wis,
t,o. s she was threatened with lOekjaW
The broad ax. [volume] (Salt Lake City, Utah) 1895-19??, 1914-10-10

A good husband Is an asset but a
worthless one is a liability.
The broad ax. [volume] (Salt Lake City, Utah) 1895-19??, 1914-10-10
FURNISHED ROOM TO RENT

Furnished parlOr bedroom to rent
with modern improvements, 3242 Forest
Avenue. Flat B. Gentlemen preferred.
The broad ax. [volume] (Salt Lake City, Utah) 1895-19??, 1914-10-10

Some promising youths keep on
promising all OF their lives and do not
accomplish much.
The broad ax. [volume] (Salt Lake City, Utah) 1895-19??, 1914-10-10

A SerVian trooper named Eltza
Saw the Austrians take MitrovttzA-
He exclaimed. 'fHuIly gee,
This 70 no place for meI'
And he beat e for dear Podgorftxa
Cincinnati Enquirer.
The broad ax. [volume] (Salt Lake City, Utah) 1895-19??, 1914-10-10

IAN men are doomed to disappoint-
ment," sighed the old fogy.
How about the fellow who is hunt
ing for troubleT' asked the Crouch
Cincinnati Enquirer.
The broad ax. [volume] (Salt Lake City, Utah) 1895-19??, 1914-10-10

nenemher, Mr.. and Mrs. Voter, you
o n nave to register on the 18th Of
Ys'Ooef If you desire to vote, and you
gu 10 have that desire without any
a. =. having to remind you for it is your
70 be active at all times when
a. ~ franchise has something to do with
The broad ax. [volume] (Salt Lake City, Utah) 1895-19??, 1914-10-10

A tax on war talk would produce
enough revenue to pay the national
debt
The broad ax. [volume] (Salt Lake City, Utah) 1895-19??, 1914-10-10

There seem to be more blockheads
In the world than wooden legs.
The broad ax. [volume] (Salt Lake City, Utah) 1895-19??, 1914-10-10

If fewer persons lived in glass houses
there would be less fun In throwing
stones
The broad ax. [volume] (Salt Lake City, Utah) 1895-19??, 1914-10-10

An very well for Europe to wipe out
old scores, but she Is running up some
new ones.
The broad ax. [volume] (Salt Lake City, Utah) 1895-19??, 1914-10-10

Something else to worry about, the
risks" Of premature peace.
The broad ax. [volume] (Salt Lake City, Utah) 1895-19??, 1914-10-10

Think OF the havoc being wrought on
the European guidebooks.
The broad ax. [volume] (Salt Lake City, Utah) 1895-19??, 1914-10-10

What the world still seems to need
is soft drink that people don't tire of.
The broad ax. [volume] (Salt Lake City, Utah) 1895-19??, 1914-10-10

Opportunity is delivering double
knocks on Uncle Sans door.
The broad ax. [volume] (Salt Lake City, Utah) 1895-19??, 1914-10-10
HYDE PARK NEWS.
By L. W. Washington

Ms. Annie Sykes of 1924 Lake Park
Ave. has moved to 5O39 Lake Park
Ave.
The broad ax. [volume] (Salt Lake City, Utah) 1895-19??, 1914-10-10

Though haste Is not always advis-
able, it Is preferable to procrastination.
The broad ax. [volume] (Salt Lake City, Utah) 1895-19??, 1914-10-10

Whsn TIE donkgy saw The Ssbra
he began to switch his tan
well, nsveri" was his comment
~ThsrSa q mule that's been IN taklf'
-Pnnadelphia Ledger.
The broad ax. [volume] (Salt Lake City, Utah) 1895-19??, 1914-10-10

In order to induce all agents and cor
respondents to get real busy and assist
70 push or boom it to the limit we will
allow them . per cent commission
On all new business solicited by them
The broad ax. [volume] (Salt Lake City, Utah) 1895-19??, 1914-10-10
Pa what Is charttyP'

pa, what is chartyr
''Charity, my boy, Is what the other
fellow does with bis money that you
wouldn't do II you had e. much
Detroit Free Pres
The broad ax. [volume] (Salt Lake City, Utah) 1895-19??, 1914-10-10

1t looks easier to lombard PrzemysI
than to pronounce It
The broad ax. [volume] (Salt Lake City, Utah) 1895-19??, 1914-10-10

As many new features are being
added TO The Broad AK right along in
,,Isr 70 make it more interesting and
nore especially for the large number
~ vomen both White and Colored who
greatly delight to read it. We have
decided for the next thirty days or until
vorember ] to reduce the annual sub
ssription price to The Broad Ak from
5000 70 sIOO, so as to make it possible
FIR II to add two to three thousand
new names to its present long mailing
list so as to enable it to greatly ex-
tend lis power and influence in every
direction. With this big reduction in
its regular subscription price with its
MANY new features and with its i'm
movement in other ways it should be
= pleasure to all those who desire to
read real live newspaper to chuck
oBe dollar into the mill for one year s
subscription to it.
The broad ax. [volume] (Salt Lake City, Utah) 1895-19??, 1914-10-10

And lots Of people do not work as
much as they wait
The broad ax. [volume] (Salt Lake City, Utah) 1895-19??, 1914-10-10

Contentment Is found In not wanting
what you can't get
The broad ax. [volume] (Salt Lake City, Utah) 1895-19??, 1914-10-10

AGENTS AND CORRESPONDENTS ALLOWED Is PER CENT
COMMISSION BUSINESS SOLICITED.
The broad ax. [volume] (Salt Lake City, Utah) 1895-19??, 1914-10-10

vp1eHT BOYS CHRISTMAS MONEY By
SECURING SUBSCRIPTIONS BROAD AK AFTER sCHooI
HOURS ON SATURDAYS
The broad ax. [volume] (Salt Lake City, Utah) 1895-19??, 1914-10-10

nm SUBSCRIBERS CAN TAKE ADVANTAGE THIS REDUc
TON SUBSCRIPTION PRICE WILL. ONLY LAST
FOR THIRTY PAYING THEIR BACK INDEBTEDNESS
TO THE PAPER AND $1.OO IN ADVANCE ONE YEARS SUB
sCRIPTIoN TO IT
The broad ax. [volume] (Salt Lake City, Utah) 1895-19??, 1914-10-10

active AGENTS WANTED ALL THE TOWNS AND CITIES
THROUGHOUT hustle UP NEW BUSINESS FOR N
The broad ax. [volume] (Salt Lake City, Utah) 1895-19??, 1914-10-10

1t isn't only the worldly people who
want the earth.
The broad ax. [volume] (Salt Lake City, Utah) 1895-19??, 1914-10-10

A friend is one who gives help rather
than advice.
The broad ax. [volume] (Salt Lake City, Utah) 1895-19??, 1914-10-10

The submarine Is mightier than the
Dreadnought
The broad ax. [volume] (Salt Lake City, Utah) 1895-19??, 1914-10-10

A friend is one who gives help rather
than advice.
The submarine Is mightier than the
Dreadnought
1t isn't only the worldly people who
want the earth.
Contentment Is found In not wanting
what you can't get
And lots Of people do not work as
much as they wait
1t looks easier to lombard PrzemysI
than to pronounce It
Think OF the havoc being wrought on
the European guidebooks-
A good husband Is an asset, but a
worthless one is a liability.
Something else to worry about, the
risks" Of premature peace.
Opportunity Is delivering double
knocks on Uncle Sans door.
There seem to be more bIockheads
In the world than wooden legs
What the world still seems to need
is soft drink that people don't tire of.
Though haste Is not always advis-
able, it is preferable to procrastination.
A tax on war talk would produce
enough revenue to pay the national
debt
If fewer persons lived In glass houses
there would be less fun In throwing
stones
An very well for Europe to wipe out |
old scores, but she Is running up some
new ones
The Hattiesburg news. (Hattiesburg, Miss.) 1908-1917, 1914-02-16
ALL-STAR PROGRAM AT
THE GEM TONIGHT

King Baggot will be seen in the two
act Imp drama, "Stolen Love-" at the
Greater Gem theatre, special all-star
feature program tonight, each per-
Torrance lasting over two hours. Each
play shown will have one or fore ia
nous star actors. The program In
full is as follows: Her Husbands
Friend" featuring Tom Moore and
Alice HOLSTER, Kalem drama, in two
acts; Stolen Love-" Imp drama, in two
acts, featuring King Baggot; ANDY
Gets job" Edison, featuring Master
Andy Williams; THE Gypsy Queen"
Keystone comedy, featuring Mabel
Normand and Ford Sterling; THE
Madcap of The Hills" featuring Fritze
Burnett. The admission at the Great
er Gem tonight will be 10c for adults
and five cents for children. Tomor-
row will be vitagraph day at the Gem,
the admission being &c to all.