The Tacoma times. [volume] (Tacoma, Wash.) 1903-1949, 1914-03-26

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Times. All the LATE news.
Everything absolutely Incorrect
WE SUPPORT NO ONE.
The Supplement now announces
that we will support no candidate
for mayor. We have been griev-
ously disappointed in one of our
fellow-citizens, and our faith in
humanity has been shattered.
We had intended to offer as
our candidate Wayne w. Reyes, a
bright young attorney. Despite
the fact he Is lawyer, we
thought that he could be trusted.
He seemed the man for the job.
But alas. for our faith in hui
man nature. All our cherished
dreams have vanished into dust.
Wayne, whom we trusted, and
hoped for, and respected, has
gone and paid good money for a
depraved, Misunderstanding green
hat! A man that will wear a
hat like that can never be mayor
of our city.
Leave us in our deep and bit
ter humiliation and anguish.
HERE AND THERE.
Two of our esteemed fellow
citizens, l.. ]. Muschek and ]. S.
Ellsworth, are contemplating
starting a school in penmanship.
Doc Austin, the dentist, is pull
ing for the port commission.
Pulling for things is the business
of the doc.
Go to Bryan and Salts for
dillpickles. Always fresh. Paid
Advt.#
Colonel Joab is not in his usual
good spirits. He hasn't flown off
the handle FOR long time.
Frank Carnahan wears an over
coat, save on the day he leaves
1t at home.
wIRRA. wiRRA!
BALLYSCRAGGLE, Ireland,
March 26.-Riley Brothers and
Boyne are doing a tremendous
business here, and working three
shifts of skilled workmen day and
night, yet cannot supply the de-
mands made on them. They deal
In the wholesale and retail manu-
facture of shillalahs.
GET BUSY RIGHT AWAY.
Are you trying to win that
$1,000 we are offering to any one
who will tell us why five and five
are eleven? Get busy.
POLITICAL GOSSIP.
Reverend Stoever says that
when Sherman made that remark
about what war was he must
have overlooked politics.
A. l.. Thorn and H. P. Burdick
will speak at Manitou tonight.
This may be taken as either news
or a warning.
r. A. B. Young will get several
more votes IL he lops off dozen
initials.
Jesse Read says he left the job
of chief of police without any re-
Elections on his character. Darn
few of them can say that, Jesse.
Mayor Seymour says he wants
to get away from the city hall.
That makes 1t unanimous.
UNFORTUNATE.
We were going to run a big
murder story today but it didn't
happen.
SYMPATHY'S LETTERS.
Q.-How can l make biscuits
without baking powder?-Anx-
ious Wife.
Aust make them without 1t.
al want to buy my wife
present-something that will re-
mind her of me when I am away.
What shall l get? - Travelling
Man.
A.-Purchase a rolling-pin for
her.
THE TANGOMASTER'S BRIDE.
by Robber w. Chambermaid.
(Synopsis--No room for 1t.
Read this and be thankful.
As DePuyster gazed, he saw
that Guinevera was indeed fair.
Her very dark, light-blue eyes
shone like stars. Her black rip
ping hair was like spun gold and
her complexion was like hand
painted china-yes, handpainted
is the word.
And he? All, yes, he was
fine figure of man, strong, ath-
ietic, brawny with his rounded
shoulders sloping chest, and 81.
gantic feet. His face reminded
one of Apollo, or a mudfence.
"Oh, you are beautiful said
he, when a startling interruption
came.
Ito be continued some more.)
SIOUX CITY, March 26.-Two
firemen met death this morning
in a fire in the business district
which dast royad nronertv worth