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Honolulu star-bulletin. [volume] (Honolulu [Oahu, Hawaii]) 1912-2010, 1914-02-02
HEAVY RAIN LAST
NIGHT WAS RECORD
FOR MANY MONTHS

Honolulu had the hardest rain show.
eE OF the year last night Failing in
large drops straight down. without a
wind blowing. IN three or four hours
the precipitation amounted to l5Za
inches. II is the record for the year.
1t is more than a record for the
year. At the federal weather bureau
II was stated this morning that q rain.
fall to equal IL has not occurred, inl
such short time. for more than nine
months. The heavy rain soon turned
the street sides in the downtown dis
trict into growing rivers. and car ser.
vice in a number Of places in the
city was delayed.
II was a good soaking rain. Il soak.
ed everything from the canefelds to
pedestrians, In different parts OF the
Island heavy showers came In the aft.
ernoon, but in n good many places ia
the city the first Of the storm was fell
in the evening; the worst of II be-
tween 8 O'Clock and IL O'Clock.
Honolulu star-bulletin. [volume] (Honolulu [Oahu, Hawaii]) 1912-2010, 1914-02-02
WOULD ALLOW BOARD
OF CENS0RS POWER TO
STOP QUESTIONABLE PLAYS

WI there be censor board to
pass on motion pictures?
Following upon the special hearing
given the women of the Children's
Welfare Committee. the police COM
mi1Iee Of the board OF supervisors
has submitted a report asking that
II Be given more time to Investigate
conditions here to determine the me-
ccseIty, or lack of 1t. for such a cen
sof board, and also to get in touch
with mainland cities to ascertain how
such boards are operated and pro-
rided for. .r.r.
Several OF the supervisors seem con-
WINGED that censor board for motion
pictures is badly needed here. Some
Honolulu star-bulletin. [volume] (Honolulu [Oahu, Hawaii]) 1912-2010, 1914-02-02

viii meet in the chapel OF the church
tomorrow afternoon at 2;30 o'clock.
Three Claims Of the Missionary 5oet
ETY." will be the topic for the united
study of missions and viii be present.
ed by Mrs. Henry Judd. Reports viii
be presented from the several branch.
es OF the local society. Among the ad-
dresses to be given viii he Life OF
the Country Districts Of Japan BY
Rev. j. S. Morley, and mission Work
In India" by Mrs. Thomas Gla6diHg
Honolulu star-bulletin. [volume] (Honolulu [Oahu, Hawaii]) 1912-2010, 1914-02-02

" HON acceptances had been received
Ay the joint committee in charge
up 10 this afternoon were: F. {. Ath-
ertOn. J. A BalCh. c. c. Bartlett J.
J. BeIser. f A. Berndt. F F. Blake
A w. T BottomIey. F. Q. Boyer. K,
J. Buchly, A J Campbell G. ? Cas-
tie. ". r. Castle. Robert Cation. A. r.
Clark. A E Davidson. S De FreesJ.
G. P. Denison. J. d. Dole. J. A Dun
bar. John Ettinger. J, l. Fleming.
Charles r. Frazier. A. Gartley. A. J.
GignOux. F. c. Gonsalves. W W,
Goodale, J. B. Guard, John Guild. A.
R. Gurrey, Jr.. j. F. G. Hagens. |. ].
Hurd, T. J. King. J. NJ Levy. A. Lewis.
Macfarlane. c. y. Marquee. J. A. Nc
Candless. J. L. Mclean, w. c. Parke
F. f. Paxton. r. w. Perkins. NJ. Phil
lips. r. r. Reidford. G. F. Renton. J
VI. Riggs. f. A r. Ross, James
Schwartz. Robert Single w. O.
Smith, o. C. Swain. T. B. Thiele. F
F.. Thompson, Ed Towse, K. II. Trent
c. c. Won Hamm, II. NJ. Won Holt, A
F.. Wall, T. f Wall John Warehouse
Norman, Watkins. E. o. White. II. NJ
Whitney, H. F. Wichman, G. P. Wilder,
II. H. Williams, ]. n. s. Williams
George A. Brown, T. NJ. Church. H
p. Wood. A. l.. c. Atkinson, Herman
Focke, G. C. Beckley, NJ. Brasch, J
5. Castle. l.. T. Peck, c. G. Ballen
tyne. ]. NJ. Dowsett, NJ Phillips, E
II. Wodehouse, G. F. Bush, John T
Wen. SIC. Wilder, w. A. Munro
re. G. dMld.> Norman f. Gedge, J. G
McGin. J. T. AcCrcsson. James Love
A n, Camuhnll
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of them believe the board should be
allowed to censor plays and all thea
trical presentations as well as art ex
hibitions, and be given the power to
stop summary the presentation or ex
hibition of such things as they deem
to be against good morals.
The question of finance is an i'm
portant one in connection with the
censor body. The supervisors say
they wonder who is going to put up
the money for the board, whether
charitable organizations or the city
and county. In this connection the
practice in mainland cities may be
followed, if possible.
Honolulu star-bulletin. [volume] (Honolulu [Oahu, Hawaii]) 1912-2010, 1914-02-02

According TO the Saerament tcal.)
Star of January 10. Ed Leka. or Reese,
a young Hawaiian, recently attempted
suicide by slashing his throat with
butcher knife. He was treated at the
city receiving hospital The wound
was not serious. Leka told the police
that he had been cut by two MeXicans,
but upon investigation it was found
that he had tried to end his life be-
cause of an unsuccessful love affair.
Honolulu star-bulletin. [volume] (Honolulu [Oahu, Hawaii]) 1912-2010, 1914-02-02

Company" viii be the subject Of a
toast by F. D. Tenney. Following ;his
aptain William MatsOn and Captain
c. ", Saunders will be called upon
fer few remarks.
The following menu has been pre-
! pared:
Dry Martini
Papaia Cocktail
Olives Radishes
Mock Turtle Anglaise
Lobster Newburg en- CassOletteS
One half Roast Chicken with Dressing
RissOle Potatoes French Peas
Lettuce and Tomatoes
Ice Cream and Cake
Demi Tassc
The list OF guests at the MatSOnia
luncheon at the Young hotel includes
he governor. many leading business
men and officials Of the transporta-
tion companies, heads Of the CONNER
/ cial bodies and newspaper Nditors
Among the guests are the following:
Captain William MatsOn. Governor
L. F.. Pinkham, Capt G. w. Saunders
f. D. Tenney. C. II. AthertOn, T Fl.
Petrie. John Drew. George r. Carter,
Wallace r, Harrington, Georg Rodiek,
Owen Williams, ]. P Cooke. r. r.
Stackable. E. A. AOtt-Smith. F. A.
Schaefer. R. B. Booth, F. NJ. Swanzy.
DR.. F. E. Trotter, Brigadier-general
NJ. NJ. Macomb and aide. Rear-admiral
, c. B. T. Moore and aide, DR.. c. B..
! Cooper, D, Yonekura, w. zap Kwai
Fong. the president of the Chia1
/ Merchants Association; f. F. mop,
~: A.,Kennedy. Riley II. - ,, u. o.
IetEson, S. sheba'Sosa, Fred
Shin no, q edfeof of the Hon Nun
! 30, Capt bmas J. Heeney. Mayor J.
], Fern lretary w. F.. Miles, c. P.
Morse, Hackfeld, l.. A. ThuTston.
Capt. " c. Houdlette, Capt. !. S.
! Greene, IGidOr Jacobs.
! All members Of the Chamber of
! Commerce and the Merchants Associ-
alton are invited to attend the lunch
con tomorrow. Among those from
Honolulu star-bulletin. [volume] (Honolulu [Oahu, Hawaii]) 1912-2010, 1914-02-02

They are telling how a Mexican con-
stitutionalist the other day offered
$4,000 in Sonora money for a ham
sandwich-and didn't get it-Chicago
Inter Ocean.
Oxford eagle. (Oxford, Lafayette Co., Miss.) 1876-current, 1914-08-13
IN BLACK AND WHITE
COSTUMES or THOSE coLoRs
RETAIN POPULARITY.
Are Eessily the Precominstin9 Notes
at Fashionable GathernssEHsts,
sunshades, Inc Footgear Also
Of Contrasting Shades.

The union Of black and white Is Ger.
tainly a marriage de r%aison." for il Is
both practical and distinguished. and
the fashion has lasted so long that
every n is astonished al so much
constancy in the realm OF fashion.
which is always full OF fantasy and
eager for novelty and change.
Black and white are the tones most
in vogue for elegant toilets. Smart
women Of the world are bound 10 have
white costumes. black costumes and
costumes in which both intermingle
Here and there a brighter note is seen.
sashes. eoatees. hats and ~sunshades
are often Of gay colors. but the pre-
dominating notes at all fashionable
gatherings are undoubtedly black and
white.
When cleverly and a~rtistically com
bined. ven simple black and white
costumes. like the one OF today's
sketch. become most interesting.
The material here was erepon. and
was called a casino frock by the house
that turned IL out.
The blouse and tunic were In white.
with a black stencil design bordering
the sleeve seam and the hem OF the
tunic. A wide collar OF fine vhite
batiste turned away FROM neck.
and the blouse front sleeve ends
had n pretty trA4ng OF crocheted
b~allbuttons hung on cords. Another
unusual note was the way in which the
Oxford eagle. (Oxford, Lafayette Co., Miss.) 1876-current, 1914-08-13
TEACH CHILD TO eMBRolDeR
Small Girl Will Soon Make Success
Of Gsrniture That Is lust Now
So Popular.

Embroidered sashes are in stronger
ever this season. II you haven't
time to make the child an embroidered
sash. why not allow her 10 embroider
II herself. that is. II she is ten years
old or mores Il is surprising what
children can do in the embroidery line
u you but give them an opportunity.
Get a piece OF old ribbon to give them
their first lesson. This old piece will
make them an everyday sash. and
when the lesson has been learned. let
the child make a sash for Sunday-go-
to-meetin' time.
The buttonhole stitch IS quite simple.
and the ends may be done in that
stitch, straight or scaloped. The raw
edges OF the ribbon may be left IN
adorned, however, with perfect pro
priety. II preferred. II the sash Is
blue. why not emhroider it in a darker
OF lighter shade OF blue or In gold?
Any Of these combinations would be
effective. French knots are the
easiest things imaginable to make
when n c the knack Is caught. A
dark blue or dark green sash. EN-
broiaered with sprays Of French
knotted goldenrod in old-gold silk,
would be beautiful.
There is an odd fringe that can be
bought for sashes Iowa wooden
fringe that every child will like for
its novelty. 1t is composed of silk
fringe and wooden beads, some Of the
beads being round and some being
long and egg-shaped- A bead fringe
also ZONES for sashes; but this rs not
SC good, because the children crush
Oxford eagle. (Oxford, Lafayette Co., Miss.) 1876-current, 1914-08-13
HARD BUT NECESSARY RULES
stringent Regulations for comsump-
tlves Laid Down by the New Jer
sey Board Of Health.

Acting under a Law OF 1912. the New
Jersey state board Of health has is
the following rules which are to
be followed by all consumptives In
that state:
1. All persons suffering from pull
monary tuberculosis Consumption
shall effectively destroy their sputum
tspit).
2. All persons suffering from run
ming sores due to any form Of tuber.
culosis shall burn all soiled dress
ings Immediately after removed.
.. The room occupied by a tubercu-
Iosis patient shall have at least one
outside window.
T. No person suffering from pull
monary or other communicable form
OF tuberculosis shall handle food de
signed for the use of others except
when necessary In the performance OF
household duties, unless the fod be
wrapped in such a way as to protect
II from contamination or unless some
necessary consequent process of prep.
aration such as cooking will sterilixe
Il and prevent its carrying infection
to the consumer.
s. The manufacturing OF any kind
OF goods for commercial purposes OF
the performance Of any work known
as shop work" In the home or any
person suffering form pulmonary OF
other communicable form Of tubercu
iosis. 10 prohibited. unless the product
is such as "a be sterilized. and unless
sterilization Is done in strict accord
ance with the requirements Of the 10
cal board OF health.
Oxford eagle. (Oxford, Lafayette Co., Miss.) 1876-current, 1914-08-13
Taffeta Motor Bonnet.

Quaint and cnquettish. yet eminent
ly practical. is the newest thing in
motor headgear. II is made OF soft
textured t~affeta. and in shape IL most
nearly resembles the puffy crowned
caps worn by infants not so many
years ago. A two-inch broad band In
straw. fitting smoothly about the
head and coming well over the brow.
does duty as a brim. and to its upper
edge is attached a silk crown that
is puffy and erushable looking because
its plaits are many and deep. Pipings
Of fafeta finish both edges OF the
straw band. and 10 its sides. directly
over the ears. are attached huge choux
in silk. These unfold into two long
stresmers, which viii swathe the
throat and shoulders IL necessary. A
similar motor hat may be developed
m the heaviest quality OF chiffon. pro-
viding that its crown portion is lined
with silk. Many women prefer these.
as one Of the rosette-loosened streams
a also be used as q face veil.
Oxford eagle. (Oxford, Lafayette Co., Miss.) 1876-current, 1914-08-13
GETTING THE MATTER RIGHT
Little Story Of Colonel Cocktails That
May Explain How u 10 Ne Gets
Things Done.

The repeal OF the much argued-about
Panama canal tolls brings to mind an
excellent story OF Colonel Goethals.
the moving spirit in the construction
OF the great canal.
One morning a rather fdgety subor-
dinate came in to the colonei's ONCE.
Il got your letter. colonel he be-
gan. and I came to-"
He got no further. for the colonel
with uplifted eyebrows cut In:
letter. letter. There must be
some mistake. I have written 20 uno
letter."
oh. yes. colonel" replied the man,
I've got IL here. It's about the work
down at Miraiores. Now. you see"
Again the colonel cut in.
-oh. I see, But you misled me. You
spoke OF my letter. You meant. OF
course my orders
The ~coloneIs blue eyes stared cold
ly at the argumentative man. who.
suddenly feeling that the conversation
was at an end. faded away."-Londou
Answers.
Oxford eagle. (Oxford, Lafayette Co., Miss.) 1876-current, 1914-08-13
Fun Ahead for HUBBY.

Have you IN smokeless powder
here she inquired as she made her
blushiug n 10 the cigar counter IN
the drug store.
No" replied the polite cigar clerk.
I'VE don't keep smokeiess powder
here
on. dear. That's too bad Do you
know where | could get some
AT a gun store. perhaps. but would
you mind telling me what you want
Il for
Il rant to mix il with my husbands
tobacco 80 he won't smoke up tbs
house with that old pipe of his she
replied. with ths air OF one who had
solved a great problem-Sprtngield
Union.
Oxford eagle. (Oxford, Lafayette Co., Miss.) 1876-current, 1914-08-13

While driving through Spring Ledge.
the first Of the week. homeward-bound
from somewhere with n new moving
machine. Dow Indium was halted by q
traffic officer. who warned him about
cutting In the business dis
trfct-
Something going wrong with a OF
them there automobiles full OF
strangers. II was forced to draw up in
front OF the blacksmith shop Tuesday
afternoon. As near as Milt Shirks
could understand. the t~ransgression
got out OF Nilter.
Ote Climber has had a sail on his
Moon Lake rowboat for over a week.
He reports that IL works fine. only the
shore keeps getting somewhat In his
way.
Witt Larcum. who earnt a camerA
beauty pins TO CyIindra Berger.
took several valuable pictures Of the
sun from various angles. yesterday.
A big city bug hunter. who has been
in these parts for the past few days
with a net. rushed over into Corny
Paine's back yard Thursday evening
after a mammoth katydid. which was
Corny. winding his watch.-Judse.
Oxford eagle. (Oxford, Lafayette Co., Miss.) 1876-current, 1914-08-13
Tons of Roots and Herbs

are used annually in the manufacture
Of Lydia E Pinkham's Vegetable Com
pound. which Is known from ocean to
OCEAN as the standard remedy for
female lila
For forty years this famous root and
herb medicine has been prominently
successful in controlling the diseases Of
women Merit alone could have stood
this test Of time
III you have the slightest doubt
that Lydia F. Pinkham's vegeta-
BILE Compound will help you. write
ca LydiaE r. Pfnkham MedicineCo.
fconfidentiaD Lynn. Mass..for adj
vice. Your lcffr= NIL be opened.
read and -s4.ered by n woman,
and hc,1 IN strict confidence.
Oxford eagle. (Oxford, Lafayette Co., Miss.) 1876-current, 1914-08-13
Novel Buruiar Alarm.

A novel burglar alarm has been
placed on the market In Germany. com
posed OF a small metal disk. circular
In shape. which may easily be carried
in the vest pocket. 1t Is SO arranged
that a decorating cap may be inserted.
and so loaded IL becomes a terror to
sneak thieves. Suppose a traveller is
staying in a strange hotel and finds
that he cannot lock his door. He
places a chair against the door and
slips the disk under one OF its legs.
Should anyone attempt to enter the
room the chair is forced out Of posi-
ton. the disk flies open and the cap
explodes. awakening the sleeper. The
disk may be used under baggage. in
purses. under bicycle or automobile
tires and in many other ways.
Oxford eagle. (Oxford, Lafayette Co., Miss.) 1876-current, 1914-08-13
photographs by Wire.

A photograph in London can be re
produced In Paris on the same prfn-
ciple as a telegram within the space of
10 minutes This has already been
achieved by the Photo Telegraph Cable
company and a practical demonstra-
ton a given recently to experts and
journalists at the Hotel Cecil.
BY means Of the invention. the
-Teiectograph.- a newspaper. a thea
ter. q private person. can receive In a
fs~ minutes from . place hundreds Of
miles awAs = pictorial representation
OF current emit Police authoritie.
also will be able to circulate the
photographs OF wanted criminals IN
several towns with lightning swiftness
whilst eluhmen will be able to see
faithful representations Of people in
the news" Just a now they are able
to read the news itself on the tick
ers."
Oxford eagle. (Oxford, Lafayette Co., Miss.) 1876-current, 1914-08-13
BEST COVERINGS FOR TABLE
Subject That Is Worth Much Thought,
Seeing That They Make or Mar
the Room.

In some houses where the floors are
covered with rich oriental rugs one
viii see table equipments utterly
of keeping with the surroundings. II
is by no means unusual 70 see a hand
some polished mahogany table in the
living room covered with a stiff.
starched square Of Mexican drawn
work. which Is out of place because
white coverings are not suitable for
the table in the living room or gen
eral lounge OF a home.
There Sre many attractive materials
which a be utilized as covers for
tables. Pieces Of old brocade or en-
~broideries can be picked up at reason
able prices at upholstery shops. and
II found WITH wide gold braid are
charming as ove Oblong or oval
pisces OF plain velours lined with a
soft felt make satisfactory coverings.
For smaller tables Japanese mats
with their rich blues. greens ara goids
Oxford eagle. (Oxford, Lafayette Co., Miss.) 1876-current, 1914-08-13
Quite Simple.


Mr.. Ysleblue. I want to ask you a
question" remarked the Wellesley
maiden to her partner as they entered
the conservatory.
"A thousand IL you like" replied the
gallant collegian.
What Is a kiss"
The young man was taken aback.
and firmly said: This is"
Sir" replied the Indignant seeker
after higher culture. you misunder-
stand me. The Interrogation I put to
you vas a mathematical problem
which I thought might interest a stu
dent from Yale college"
Tt does. it does" said the junior. as
he tvirled his light must2ehe. but IL
it's a conundrum | give It up
The maiden's eyes sparkled. and
there was music in her voice Is she
threw out the swe why it's
nothing divided by two
Oxford eagle. (Oxford, Lafayette Co., Miss.) 1876-current, 1914-08-13
MUST FIT TO PERFECTION
Unless Care 10 Taken In
That Respect

All self-respecting women have
taken to tunics. The tunic to be beau.
tinl must be Unanswered with the
utmost ear or IL will emphasize the
regrettable points In ones figure.
Its cut and adjustment are not by
any means child's play. and IL looks
as II science and experience were to
come into their own again.
The amateur. who I'LL lately has
bungled to her hearts content with
clothes that need not AZ to look smart.
and sashes that charitably cover n
multitude OF sins. will have to confess
herself beaten. Perhaps the lace tunic
is responsible for the idea that IL is
easy to manage the latter success
fully.
Lace seems delightfully."- simple to
handle until you have tried utilizing
the family heirloom TO its best advan-
and to your own. and have failed
ingloriously. This season lace iig-
urss on everything. Chantilly. both
black and white. is the rage. and
malines and milanese point run IL
very close.
Oxford eagle. (Oxford, Lafayette Co., Miss.) 1876-current, 1914-08-13


DR.. Anna Howard Shaw. the we'll
known s~uffragist. recently refused to
marry a young man who wanted tie
phase ito obey used in her wedding
ceremony. Doctor Shaw believes that
the vow to obey. made by the modern
woman OF culture and action, Is both
impossible and degrading.
But don't think" said Doctor Shaw
the other day In Philzdelphia--don't
think I'm . cynic a. regards marriage
On. 10 n ycu'rs loohing fuF cynaes.
go TO the other camp. the camp Of the
ants and reactoinaries.
Il heard an anti say the other day:
The trouble with marriage is that
a woman believes all a man says 70
her before the wedding. and nothing
he says after IT."
Oxford eagle. (Oxford, Lafayette Co., Miss.) 1876-current, 1914-08-13
DIDN'T KNOW THE COLONEL
Stewart Thought Cigar Had Roose
veit's Endorsement and Therefore
Must Be Good.

William II. Chiids. a leader OF the
Progressive party. has a yacht called
Joyance. II was the yacht that went
put to meet Colonel Roosevelt when
he came back from Spain n few weeks
ago. The other day Childs had anoth-
err guest aboard the Joyance. After
dinner the steward. q recent recruit.
brought cigars. Guest and host helped
themselves and each lighted up.
My goodness" said Chiids as he
drew the first whin. "where'd you get
these cigarf"
i got EN- from de sto'. sub
What did you pay for them
Il give six cents apiece 70 um. sub"
Chflds tossed his weed over the side.
Didn't I tell you to buy good cigarsy'
he asked disgustedly.
-Yassuh. you did suh-you sholy
did I thought these was pretty good
cigars. sub l give one to Cun1 Roose-
welt. sub. a n he put it In his pocket"
For the reinsurance OF those who
do not know. it may be remarked that
the colonel is not a smoker.-New
York Evening Post.
Oxford eagle. (Oxford, Lafayette Co., Miss.) 1876-current, 1914-08-13
caryle's caustlc Tongue.

A delightful Carlyle story is told ind
connection with the painting OF the,
portrait OF Carlyle by Sir John Niliais|
which was siashed by a militant suf-'
fragetfe in the National Portrait gall
lery. London.
The portrait was painted in 1877 at
the home OF Millais. Carlyle and his
niece. who accompanied him, were
bith impressed with the magnihcence
OF the furnishings and the objects OF
art with which 1t was filed.
And does all thfs-er-come from a
paint pot," queried the niece. The art
list replied In the affirmative. Then
the Characteristic comment came from
Carlyle:
All. well. IL shows what a number
Of fools there are In the world"
Only three sittings were given and
the picture Is classed as unfinished
Maybe that remark Is the reason why
1t was never completed
Oxford eagle. (Oxford, Lafayette Co., Miss.) 1876-current, 1914-08-13
Her New Device.

He stayed too late and accepted no
hints.
Then the lovely young girl resorted
to a new device.
Taking any interest in the Mexican
language" she asked as she deftIy
hid a yawn.
No" he replied
"Buenos noches." she said. Il
learned il today
What is it,"
Why. that's goodnight Adios.-
What's that"
"Good-by. It's very simple. Must
you go? Gracious. Bueno. Con mucho
gusto. Adios.-
And he went down the steps with
out telling her he had lived two years
in Mexico City.-Cleyeland Plain
Dealer.
Oxford eagle. (Oxford, Lafayette Co., Miss.) 1876-current, 1914-08-13
Saving His Feelings.

When you begin to comment on the
physical characteristics Of a mans
children. and yet desire to say some
thing particularly effective. you some
times have to resort Z figures of
speech. This is particularly true when
you intend to express an idea that
may hurt your friends feelings.
For exampie-a friend dropped in to
re a western farmer who was famous
for seven reasons. One was the horri-
BILE. garish red Of his hair. The other
six consisted OF the hideous. garish
led Of the hair Of his six children.
Sam" said the visitor. you'll never
have to worry about your children GO
ing hungry. Set 'em up on a fence
any day. and a woodpecker will feed
them"-Popular Magazine.
Oxford eagle. (Oxford, Lafayette Co., Miss.) 1876-current, 1914-08-13
Still a Bit Abnormal,

The lady had been out shopping.
She returned home with a handsome
sable scarf. She remarked to her sis
ter. who was admiring the purchase:
That stupid salesman tried to get
me to buy a fur with two heads. I
cannot tolerate the unnatural In any.
thing Who ever heard OF an animal
with W heads?" Her sister looked
critically at the scarf. Then a smile
OF amusement lit up her face. Yes
she remarked. you didn't buy a fur
with two heads; but you bought one
with IL tails."-London Opinion.