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Albuquerque morning journal. [volume] (Albuquerque, N.M.) 1903-1926, 1914-07-20

George AIDE, "thc cynical bachelor
as his friends now call him, said az q
picnic on his farm IN Brook, Ind
Lot me propose toast To married
life The engaged declare It Is all
sunshine. and to this the married
themselves rctort
'All moonshincl
Albuquerque morning journal. [volume] (Albuquerque, N.M.) 1903-1926, 1914-07-20

The fact that dead man has been
elected to office in Georgia should
De encouraging 10 number ~ poll
tlcians The names Of whom We re-
frain from mentioning out Of respect
for their relatives.
Albuquerque morning journal. [volume] (Albuquerque, N.M.) 1903-1926, 1914-07-20

The esteemed New York World
rings tine boil when Il SAWS that the
Ncnatn can not harm President VIII
son hy refuana a. confirm MI Jones
and AIR. MarburR but Il can harm
the whole country considerably by
dcpnislne the federal reserve board
of first elass mca
Albuquerque morning journal. [volume] (Albuquerque, N.M.) 1903-1926, 1914-07-20
UNHAPPY MARRIAGES.

t1oidihdu swirl
The reason why so few marriages
ARE happy is because young ladies
spend their time in making nets and
not IN making cages.
Albuquerque morning journal. [volume] (Albuquerque, N.M.) 1903-1926, 1914-07-20

why sigh for n knife Six hundred
feet long when a tongue equally as
long and futile Is already at COM
mand?
Albuquerque morning journal. [volume] (Albuquerque, N.M.) 1903-1926, 1914-07-20

Somehow wc fnd It difficult TO
rrt All bet ~ over the latest opera
hafr revolution ia santu Domingo.
Albuquerque morning journal. [volume] (Albuquerque, N.M.) 1903-1926, 1914-07-20
How She
Cured Her Husband

"For five years my husband suffered
with his stomach. The medicine he took
only rave relief for while, nothing
Albuquerque morning journal. [volume] (Albuquerque, N.M.) 1903-1926, 1914-07-20
TO RoILo uNrMELY TAKENl

AiNtiiiittil
Puppy. yours a pleasant grave
Where the seeding grasses wave'
Now on frolic mourns the kitten
over you. once scratched and bitten
SIN forgiviHg- plays alone.
You. who planted many bone,
Planted now yourself. repose,
Tranquil tail, injurious nose
Chased no more. the Indifferent bee
Drones sun-steeped elegy!
Puppy. where long grasses wave,
Surely yours a pleasant grave
Whom the gods love'-was this why
Rollo. you must early dieY
Cherries lay the realms of night
Now your small unconquered sprite
(Still familiar as with us)
Bites the cars of Cerberus,
Chases Pluto. Lord Of Hell,
Round the fields of asphodel,
Sinks TO sleep at last supine
On the lap of Prospcrinel
While your earthly part shall pass
Puppy. into flowers and grass.
Albuquerque morning journal. [volume] (Albuquerque, N.M.) 1903-1926, 1914-07-20

ROSE AND THORN.
(Sidney Lanier)
Hey, rose. just born.
Vast so with you, Love and Scorn
Sweet eyes that smiled.
Now wet and wild;
% Eye and Tear-mother and child.
Well. Love and Pain
BE kinstolk twain
Yet would, oh. would ] could love
again.
Ceredo advance. [volume] (Ceredo, W. Va.) 1885-1939, 1914-12-30
A Good Thing.

We think we know a good thing
when we see 1t. There la the Cere-
do Advance for instance, a model
town newspaper. 1t was founded
by Col. 7. T. McDougal, twenty
nine years ago. who Is still at the
helm, II model country editor,
always fair, modest, discreet, and
sensible. We congratulate the
Advance over starting on it's thir-
tleth year under the same manage.
meDt it had when its first issue
was printed. -Parkersburg State
Journal.
The above is certainly highly
appreciated, coming as it does
from the dean of the newspaper
fraternity Of this state.
Ceredo advance. [volume] (Ceredo, W. Va.) 1885-1939, 1914-12-30
Reception and "Shower"
for Bride-EleCt.

Complimen,ing Miss Emma Ham
mock, who was married to Mr..
Harry Plymale last Saturday a de-
lightiul reception and Shower
dance" was given at the commodi-
Gus home of Miss Lee Wilson in
Kenoya Friday evening. The par.
Tors were handsomely and tastefully
decorated in greenery in keeping
with the season. Miss Ruth Cook
gracefully presided at the punch
bowl. The bride. elect received
manv beautiful and useful presents.
The music was furnished by
jerks orchestra of Huntington
which played throughout the even
ing. After delicious refreshments
the floors were cleared of rugs aud
dancing was INDUCED In for the re.
mainder of the evening.
The following guests were press
ent: Misses Julia Wright, Fay
Stewart, Thelma Wright, Blanche
Hammock, Sadie Wright, Miss
Emma Hammock, the bride. elect;
bessie Marcum, Mary Virginia
WeIth, Mary Johnson, all of Cere.
do; Misses Ruth Cook and Kathleen
Holt, of Kenova; Miss Helen Brom.
ley. of Huntington; Messrs. Leon
ard Parsons. of Louisa, Ky; Guy
French, Curtis Wright, Lawrence
Wright, of Ceredo; Jack Ferguson,
Hobert Waddell, James Moore.
Edgar Watts, w alter Norman and
Frank Breeze, of Kenova; John
Wright, Clyde A. Wellman, Pey-
ton Frampton. Charles Frampton,
and Charles Peck, of Huntington
and Harry Plymale Of Cincinnati;
Mr.. and Mrs. Earl f. Hale, Of
Huntington; Mr.. and Mrs. Fisher
Scaggs, of Wayne, and Mrs. G. L..
Wilson, of near Ceredo.
Ceredo advance. [volume] (Ceredo, W. Va.) 1885-1939, 1914-12-30
A Good Record.

The Ceredo Advance, Col. Tom
McDougaPs anle weekly, has now
entered It's thirtieth year under
the same management. Editor Nc
Dougal has always published a
sprightly newspaper and covered
his field we'll. He has kept the
paper always rigidly in the Repub-
lican column and has observed the
gradual decline of the Democratic
majority in Wayne county until il
Is now only few hundred in presi-
dental years and often reaches the
vanishing point on county offices,
for all Of which the Advance l.
very largely entitled to credit If
any county in the state Is under OBJ
legations to the Republican party it
l. Wayne county where the cor
porations under the Dawson tax
laws pay half Of the taxes, reducing
the taxes of the farmer about one
half.-Fairmont West Virginian.
We certainly feel under obliea-
tions to the West Virginian, whose
able editor is l.. NJ. Davis, formerly
of this County, for the above com
plimcntary mention. Especially do
we desire to direct the attention of
our farmer readers to the last part
of the paragraph, which refers to
the splendid Dawson tax laws.
Ceredo advance. [volume] (Ceredo, W. Va.) 1885-1939, 1914-12-30
Keep Il 1andu iOr rheumatism.

No use 30 squirm and vince and try
70 wear out your rheumatism. 1t will
wear you ont instead. Apply some
Sloan's Eminent. Need not rub IL in
Just let 10 penetrate all through the af-
fected parts relieve the soreness and
draw the pain. You get ease nc once
and fell 30 much better you want to 90
night out and tell other sufferers about
Sloan s. Get % bottle of Sloan's Iini-
ment for - cents Of any druggist and
have 10 IN the house against colds. sore
and swollen joints, lDmbago, sciatica
and like ailments. Your money back if
not satisfied, but 10 does give almost in
slant relief. Buy a bottle today. adv.
Ceredo advance. [volume] (Ceredo, W. Va.) 1885-1939, 1914-12-30
Steps Taken to Build Hard
Road.

NOdos
The county court at a special
session held Monday and Tuesday
took up the question OF the Hard
Road on the ONO river front
through Ceredo district After due
deliberation the following order was
placed upon the commissioners
record:
"lt i hereby orderd that ).
Floyd Hoard, Joseph ;. Miller, j.
w. Rife aud John q. Lambert be
aud are hereby appointed a. COM
mittee to investigate the kinds and
materials out OF which various hard
roads are beiug constructed in differ
ent states and counties, the pIob-
able cost of the construction of
roads of different materials and Of
various widths. And that said
committee make their report TO this
court as soon as proper and reliable
infor nation can be given this court
30 that definite action can be taken
towards the construction Of a hard
county, TO extend from the Cabell
county line to the corporation OF
the town of Ceredo."
We consider the action of the
court wise and prudent. We all
should take pride in our county and
as thi, strip Is what We might term
our front yard, it is our duty TO
make it attractive for the same rea-
son that we make our own front
yards attractive by planting roses
and flowers and laying nice walks,
nice fences, etc. The idea Of an
nexation caused no one to take the
nightmare 1t Is just a plain case of
duty.
The committee appointed i com
posed of men of wide experience
and they are well qualified TO ferret
out the desired Information. This
they will no doubt do at once so
that everything can be in readiness
for work Dy the coming of spring
We hope that the building OF
this piece of road will serve as a
sample and that when our public
spirited 81 liens see it and place
their feet upon it, that 1T will Gre
ate within them a desire to have
more of them built, so that within
the very near future our main lead.
ing roads all over the county will
be hard and solid.
Wayne Countians have plowed
around in the mud long enough any
way. If everybody could and
would see the wisdom Of good
roads they would be forth coming.
Roads and schools are never better
than the sentiment of the people.
Public sentiment can do what it
pleases.-Wayne News.
Amen. We concur with all the
News has said and all fair-minded
citizens of the county cannot help
but say the court has taken the
proper steps. When this road is
built we hope it will he the begin
ming of good roads all over the
county, and that annexation will
not be thought Of again.
Ceredo advance. [volume] (Ceredo, W. Va.) 1885-1939, 1914-12-30
Remarkable Cure of CrOUD.

"Last winter when my little boy had
Group L got him bottle of Chamb er-
lains Cough Remedy. 1 honestly be-
lieve it saved his life," writes Mrs. j.
b. Cook, Indiana, Pa. at cut the
phlegm and relieved his coughing
spells. 1 am most grateful for what
this remedy has done for him" For
sale by all dealers. adv.
Ceredo advance. [volume] (Ceredo, W. Va.) 1885-1939, 1914-12-30
Proper Change.

The object of advertising sales of
delinquent lands is two fold, first to
secure "a favorable sale a. posi-.
bic and secondly az a notice to any,
one owning land on which taxes
have not been paid of what is going
on, 80 he may have a chance to re-
deem his real estate. This being
true, there is growing sentiment
TO publish the advertisements in two
papers instead Of one as the law at
present requires. - Parkersburg
State journal.
This subject should be agitated
by the newspapers of the state. The
personal delinquent list is required
TO be published in two papers and
why not the real estate delinquent
list2 The cost would only he a
triie more and many more people
might by seeing the list recover
their land.
Ceredo advance. [volume] (Ceredo, W. Va.) 1885-1939, 1914-12-30
Your Gold is Dangerous; Break /
lJU.-NOW.

a cold is readily catching. A run.
down system is susceptible to germs.
You owe II 20 yourself and 10 others Of
your household TO fight the germs at
once. Or. Bells Pine.Tar. Honey il fine
Tor colds and coughs II loosens the
mucous, stops the cough and soothes the
lungs. It's guaranteed. Only 25c at
your druggist. adv.
Ceredo advance. [volume] (Ceredo, W. Va.) 1885-1939, 1914-12-30
Party Invitations.

We have just received some beau.
titul Invitations to be used by
youngsters for parties of any kind
They are partially printed and are
cheap. Call and see them at the
Advance Stationery Store, Ceredo,
w. Va. IT,
Ceredo advance. [volume] (Ceredo, W. Va.) 1885-1939, 1914-12-30

THEY are now sending Bibles to
the troops in the field. Why not
send them to the rulers and states
men who have in their power 10
withdraw the troops from the field?
Wheeling Register
Yes, the rulers are the ones who
need 10 be chrlstIanized.
Ceredo advance. [volume] (Ceredo, W. Va.) 1885-1939, 1914-12-30

TIE special war taxes TO bolster
mp treasury deficit, due largely to
a free-trade tariff Law, il what il
going TO help change the manage.
ment of governmental affairs at
Washington. The people do not
relish licking stamps. -Louisiana
(Mo.) News.
Ceredo advance. [volume] (Ceredo, W. Va.) 1885-1939, 1914-12-30

THE Massachusetts poisoner who
wept because she killed only 81 out
of 80 intended victims almost knows
how Alexander felt.
Ceredo advance. [volume] (Ceredo, W. Va.) 1885-1939, 1914-12-30

MANY persons wonder whether
Europe will retain it's standing ar
mics after the war, provided they
are able to stand.
Ceredo advance. [volume] (Ceredo, W. Va.) 1885-1939, 1914-12-30

If Charley Schwab were to make
few submarines for home con.
sumption, would he be infringing
on the neutrality regulations?
Ceredo advance. [volume] (Ceredo, W. Va.) 1885-1939, 1914-12-30

ALTHOUGH the war may bring
prosperity to US, nobody will sub
sidize the fighters in order to pro-
long the affair.
Ceredo advance. [volume] (Ceredo, W. Va.) 1885-1939, 1914-12-30

CONGRESS will defeat the propos-
ed constitutional amendment for
woman's suffrage, as it did the
prohibition amendment.
Ceredo advance. [volume] (Ceredo, W. Va.) 1885-1939, 1914-12-30

RURAL schools In southern West
Virginia, especially those in Wayne
and Csbell counties, took a decided
step In advance, when at confer
ence of President Corbly of Marshall
college and Superintendent o. j.
Rife of Wayne county, an agree
ment was reached whereby Presi-
dent Corbly and the Marshall fac
ulty assume supervision of two
schools, one at Segur Hill and the
other at Westmoreland, with a
view to conducting msdel country
schools at these two places. SINH.
lar plans are on foot with the Cab
ell county school authorities. This
plan will enable Marshall college TO
train her graduates not onlv In a
model graded school but also for
the work in the "little red school
house." thing which our state
normal graduates have known little
about heretofore. Besides, arrange
ments will probably be made to
have the various teachers Of Wayne
county visit these model schools for
the purpose of observing how the
work is carried on. This will
bring the teachers of southern West
Virginia in closer touch with each
other than they have ever been be-
fore.
Ceredo advance. [volume] (Ceredo, W. Va.) 1885-1939, 1914-12-30

THERE may be some industrial
depression in Germany. but the iron
cross factories seem to be running
full time.
Ceredo advance. [volume] (Ceredo, W. Va.) 1885-1939, 1914-12-30

EUROPEAN nations would greatly
oblige fatigued world by taking
away their war.
Ceredo advance. [volume] (Ceredo, W. Va.) 1885-1939, 1914-12-30

one reason for believing tfat
Csrranza never paid any one 49,
600 for the evacuation Of Vera Cruz
is that Huerta wouldn't have over.
looked that much in the treasury
when be skipped
Ceredo advance. [volume] (Ceredo, W. Va.) 1885-1939, 1914-12-30

RECENT developments are said to
have drawn the Balkans closer to.
gether. This gives promise OF real
fighting.
Ceredo advance. [volume] (Ceredo, W. Va.) 1885-1939, 1914-12-30

The refusal to grant extra halt
holidays to the government clerks
will not interfere with the more inn
portant closing hours of I a. m.
Ceredo advance. [volume] (Ceredo, W. Va.) 1885-1939, 1914-12-30

JIM Ham LEWIS furnishes words
for defense, but not one cent for
battleship-.
Ceredo advance. [volume] (Ceredo, W. Va.) 1885-1939, 1914-12-30

The world needs a society for the
conservation of heroes. The supply
Is being sorely disminished by the
battles on the User and the Vistula.
Ceredo advance. [volume] (Ceredo, W. Va.) 1885-1939, 1914-12-30

SOME men fail because they would
rather make money quickly than
honestly.
Ceredo advance. [volume] (Ceredo, W. Va.) 1885-1939, 1914-12-30

If one of the beligerent nations
could mobolize its spies the result
ant onslaught would be irresistible.
Ceredo advance. [volume] (Ceredo, W. Va.) 1885-1939, 1914-12-30

IT may be that the only way to
get a larger navy will be TO estab.
lish merchant marine.
Ceredo advance. [volume] (Ceredo, W. Va.) 1885-1939, 1914-12-30

WHY should Mexico appeal for
foreign capital when it has about
four capitals of its own?
Ceredo advance. [volume] (Ceredo, W. Va.) 1885-1939, 1914-12-30

ONE may not shop as early as one
might have shopped, but one may
make up for it by shopping a
little harder.
Ceredo advance. [volume] (Ceredo, W. Va.) 1885-1939, 1914-12-30

A MAN always tells his vile he
doesn't care what the neighbors say
but he does.
Ceredo advance. [volume] (Ceredo, W. Va.) 1885-1939, 1914-12-30

RoYALTY having arrived at the
theater of wer, the audience will
please get on it's feet and give the
various national cheers.
Ceredo advance. [volume] (Ceredo, W. Va.) 1885-1939, 1914-12-30
What The WeekIu EnauIrer Is:

1t IL published every Thursday, sub
scription price 81 90 per year, and is to-
day one of the biggest and best national
news and family newspapers published.
IL has all the facilities Of the great
DAILY ENQUIRER for obtaining the
worlds events, and for that reason can
give you all the leading news accurately
and impartially. IL carries great
amount Of valuable farm matter, crisp
editorials and reliable Up. to-date mark
ct reports. Its numerous departments
make II necessity 10 every home, farm
or business nan not having time to read
daily.
This grand offer is limited and we I'D o.
wise you TO take advantage by subscrib-
ing for the above combination right
now. Call or mail orders to
Advance, Ceredo, w. Va
Ceredo advance. [volume] (Ceredo, W. Va.) 1885-1939, 1914-12-30

No doubt armament causes war
for the same reason that vaccination
produces smallpox.
Ceredo advance. [volume] (Ceredo, W. Va.) 1885-1939, 1914-12-30

No matter how low q d1es-maker
cuts the opera gown, she gets the
bill high enough.
Ceredo advance. [volume] (Ceredo, W. Va.) 1885-1939, 1914-12-30

IT is strange how little space is
occupied in the war news columns
by the accounts OF the Servian CAM
paign, and yet there is where the
whole trouble started.
Ceredo advance. [volume] (Ceredo, W. Va.) 1885-1939, 1914-12-30

AS soon as Europe tires of its
war the sentiment will be universal
ly unanimous.
Ceredo advance. [volume] (Ceredo, W. Va.) 1885-1939, 1914-12-30

WHEN "best selling" book on
the subject of marriage takes a
slunP the enterprising author us.
ually has a divorce to fall back on.
Ceredo advance. [volume] (Ceredo, W. Va.) 1885-1939, 1914-12-30

SOLDIERS of the opposing armies
were eDtrenobed almost close
enough to one another TO exchange
Santa Claus visits on Christmas
night.
Ceredo advance. [volume] (Ceredo, W. Va.) 1885-1939, 1914-12-30

ONO appears to be holding an
elimination marathon of favorite
sons to select the favorite one II
will support for president in 1916.
Ceredo advance. [volume] (Ceredo, W. Va.) 1885-1939, 1914-12-30

WHAT the Bations need II sub
marines that can undermine the
mines.
Ceredo advance. [volume] (Ceredo, W. Va.) 1885-1939, 1914-12-30

WHILE the guns are roaring
throughout Europe, the American
Christmas Ship Jason is quietly pro-
ceeding on her errand Of mercy from
port TO port.
Ceredo advance. [volume] (Ceredo, W. Va.) 1885-1939, 1914-12-30
What the Farmer Did.

A city man recently visited his
country cousin" The man from
the city, wishing to explain the joys
of metropolitan life, said: "W e
have certainly been having fun the
last few days. Thursday we autoed
to the country club, and golfed
until dark, then trollied back to
town aud danced until morning. -
The country cousin was not to be
stumped in the least, so began tell.
ing of some of the pleasures Of the
simple life: owe have had pretty
good times here, too. One day we
buggied out to Uncle Ned's and
went out to back lot, where we
baseballed all that afternoon. In
the evening we sneaked up into the
attic and pokered until morning "
A sturdy old farmer who was listen.
ing, not to be outdone, took up the
conversation at this point and said
"I was having some fun about this
time myself. | muled to the corn.
field and gee-hawed until shutdown.
Then | suppered until dark, and
Piped until o'clock, after which 1
bedsteaded until the clock fved,
after which | breakfasted until it
was time to go muling again"
Ceredo advance. [volume] (Ceredo, W. Va.) 1885-1939, 1914-12-30

WEDNESDAY, DECEMBER 80, 1914
Ceredo advance. [volume] (Ceredo, W. Va.) 1885-1939, 1914-12-30
Didn't Attempt to Explain.

Did you notice that the Demo-
cratic statesmen, in the recent Com
gressionai elections, did not even
attempt TO explain why the free
trade tariff bad not reduced the cost
Of living, and failed to point to a
single trust it had put out of bust
ness?-SpringvieR (Neb. } Herald.
El Paso herald. (El Paso, Tex.) 1901-1931, 1914-02-28

the man Tor whose 4SS( LAAey were lash
toned.
Mans Heart.
I know that the jealous heart of eV-
erv. man demands that he be first in tIe
heart Of the woman he loves. and I also
know that the wise maiden makes a
man believe he is first though TO find
the first boy she loved she would have
to go back to her primer days at school
and she has changed the film every
year since.
with a recital of the charms Of man
who loves her no longer may be honest
in her refusal to claim an empty Shrine
in her heart, but it is an honesty that
is acgressfvely disagreeable and that
doesn't spell happiness for the second
Fight fire with fire! Go away back
among your yesterdays and revive the
memory of a former sweetheart, giving
her ali the added glory that absence
and time allow. Speak of her with ten
derness. enthusiasm and regret, and ev-
forth the ghost of her past let yours
come forth to do battle.
There will be only one result; either
the girl will be cured or you will have
no desire to cure her, losing that long
ing you may now have to supplant her
former lover,
Either result, my dear Dick, is better
than marriage to a woman who hangs
on the walls that she may use il to
fIaunt the man who has succeeded him.
Comparisons are Odious when made
with men and affairs Of today When
made with men and affairs Of yesterday
they are fatal.
El Paso herald. (El Paso, Tex.) 1901-1931, 1914-02-28

r was ever the custom Of a woman
to hang the picture Of her dead
husband on the walls Of memory
and occasionally flaunt his projections
before the eyes Of the man who has
taken his place. It is way that is
distressing, aggravating and unkind
and that bears no good results.
It is a way, thank heaven, that few
maidens know, for every girl knows
that if she wishes to keep her lover
she must make no means for the one
she has lost. The wife, secure in legal
possession, is not so wise.
ct am a young man Of o." writes
Dick. and am keeping company with
young woman of 20. I love her dearly,
but every time I meet her she takes de-
whom she was once engaged. Is it wise
Tor me to make love to her when she is
always talking about this man she used
to love, and whom she still seems to
love?"
It would not mean peace of mind for
man to marry any girl whose heart
is IN keeping of another man, and who
makes that possession the subject of
her thoughts and conversation. There
are dead mems shoes" that may be
worn cOmfOrtably-sO comfortably that
another's feet, but they pinch and
squeeze and rub and bind making cal
Ious spots and tender places, if there
STANDS a woman with Outpointed fin
ger crying out with a loud voice the
greater projections and fewer faults of
El Paso herald. (El Paso, Tex.) 1901-1931, 1914-02-28


n He was sitting on the fence at
in the afternoon (for she was
- very unconventionaD when he
stopped below and called to her.
With the memory Of his brusqueness
the preceding afternoon, she turned
away her head without answering.
He called again and still she did
not answer, or acknowledge that she
heard.
Then, (fOr he was a persistent YOUTH
he leaped up. beside her and put his
face rOguishly close to hers. With a
low sniff she turned her back on him
completely, but taking it as a favor
able omen, that she remained seated on
down (fOr she was very agile) he
blew softly into her ear.
With an outraged gasp she turned
furiOuSly and swiftly and slapped him
sOundly on the ear.
He was naturally gallant, but the
blood Of savage ancestors was IN him,
and he could not take this paSSiVely.
Turning upon her, he dealt her e blow
on the cheek and knocked her clear
off the fence.
He was sorry as soon as he had
struck her, for he was usually noted
could jump down after her and try
to make it up, she had given him one
injured glance and was running quick
" across the garden.
Heartily ashamed of himself, he tried
to catch her but she slipped through
him
1t wasn't until the next afternoon
that the two cats met again.
CArttcles ny this nOSeu writer are reg
ular features of The FL PasO HeFaId.)