New-York tribune. [volume] (New York [N.Y.]) 1866-1924, 1914-05-24

A DARK man edged into the party-we were a good
~ hundred now-and in front OF Sam made a bow,
So low that the front OF his turban rutted the SawduSt
~T;r.Eips here tells me that YOU know something
abor. animals that in India YOU some sort OF medi-
cine man. said Harkins. Take slant at this collec-
ton Of uncanny quadrupedS, and see II YOU can guess
why their fringe is coming off.
We were in front Of the nilgau cage. Two workmen,
their 5arrows piled high with yak, hon, and Hama
hair forced the crowd to open and through the hole
the A..t.o took good look.
~Itt Uayd yo5e mohHccd! he yelled.
As bad us that said Mccain.
~Suat louder. Fat Florence can't hear YOU piped
a tickle, taker
sam told the crowd to shut up while Grogan showed
in ,c..r swarthy-sbnned beggar from the outer ring
of listeners. He too belonged TO the Dongara Troupe
in the l.show.
-Hc..e.~ said he. ~zat animals have mohucca-what
YOU ...u te.m,-change of skeen. Eet comes to each
beast every years, an general eeS not noticed Get
,es SO gradual"
-No.hin --adual about this Harlns grunted.
.Ah S.- NV fricn he say Eat us ze seven time
..... .;r. ..n vear-ze three hundred an forty
three ..r We. al ze animals lose all re hair at re
same t.u.
Interesting. i.n'tt?" said Harins. And isn'titjust
. . Fl. own circus in the three hundred and forty
...-' -et- Listen, Gunga Din you've got your dates
..' notice no signs of falling hair in Mr. Met ann
... t.,l brown men talked together for q minute.
irien' say said the interpreter, "zat &c horse an
-.. Mccain not original animal like nigau elephant,
Don. tiger Same way dog Heem not same as used 10
.. NIohucca only for original animal what always
FLAW same An my fricn say ne know very oil cure.
I..m handed down by medicine man many hundred
year, NV frien' say he stop mohucca IN menagcne
aeecl-for five dollar An eef YOU gif heem ten dollar
d. puts hair back on Jus &c same long ago.
Fat Florence told Attenuated Alfred the Human
BcanDole that she wouldn't put it past him. "There
n no tein' wat these here black-skinned guys cndo
Allie said She "There's Zngary the best fire eater
in the biz Hides so dark he don't have to wash more
once a month.
~An look at the black-facei juggers said the Liv-
inc Skeleton.
Here said Sam. ~Icres five dollars When
you've stopped the dropping YOU might start putting
back the wool that dropped DO that and I'll giyeyou
a hundred Come on he said TO Mccain and me-
I'm going to town and telegraph for some expert The
Barnum show i, in Texas. Maybe can get John Pat
terson to come up and look at the 100.
As misanthrope you're a pippnl" said Mccain, on
the way in. lust suppose for moment that
Kiplng's friend here knows what he's talking about
Suppose the heather stops the trouble and grows new
crop where the other hair OUT Can't YOU see the
HarlHns East Indian Dandruh Rene iy-\o Cure No
P,v-on sale i'm every drugstore Can't YOU see Mum
von Woodbury. Kilmer the Sutherland Sisters, Lydia
Pinkham Father ohn and all the rest grinding their
teeth with envy whenever your name is mentioned
Why Sam, old scout, YOU retire from the show bust
ness with Your picture in every papcr How wouli
Pm for Har-Samucl Harllins' 10 for slogan
Leave it to us eh, Tom Wen fix YOU zap with a fine
line of advertising matter stuff every line Of II.
and YOU won't have associate with NANCY warthogs
and canvasnen ever again Provided, of course, that
our Indian friend has the goods
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