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The daily Nome industrial worker., 1914-11-06
LOCAL .ae ". r. n.

LOCAL TAO ". r. n.
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 LOUIS PETERSON. President
 AxEL wIDLUNp, See.-TreA3.
Decorah public opinion. (Decorah, Winneshiek County [Iowa]) 1895-1928, 1914-03-25
Abe Daniels is visiting relatives in

Abe Daniels is visiting relatives in
DEBORAH.
Theodore Daniels passed away
Wednesday March IS, 1914 at his
home in this vicinity, death being
due to complication OF Diseases.
Theodore Daniels was born in Win
neshiek Co. on the home farm, April
80, 1872. He was Al years, 10 mo.
and Is days old at the time of his
death. In 1890 he united in mar
riage to Anna Kipp and to them
were born four children, Mrs. Rae
Runkle, Nellie, Marie and Evelyn
only two survive, Mrs. Rae Runkle
and Nellie of Ossian. The Diseased
is also survived by his widow, five
brothers and two sisters, namely
Abe, Missouri Valley, Iowa; Frank
Gull Lake, Canada; Bert and George
DEBORAH, Hiram Ossian, Mrs. Amos
Townsend, Lucky Lake, Canada and
Mrs. Lucy Runkle of Lakefield,
MINI. all of which were present at
the funeral, but Frank and Mrs.
Townsend. One grandson also sur
wives. The deceased was member
of the Woodmen Lodge. The funer-
al was held Sunday, March % at the
Centennial church, burial was made
in the adjoining cemetery, Rev. Lack
land of DEBORAH officiating; pail bear
ers were Ralph and Archie Jones,
Will Duff, John Russell, A. w. Ok
ley, and Walker Decou. The COM
munity in general feels a deep loss
and a genuine sympathy for the be-
reaved widow and children upon
whom the loss falls most heavily.
Those from a distance who at
tended the funeral were Abe Daniels,
Missouri Valley, Iowa; Mrs. Lucy
Runkle and son Sam of Lakefield,
Mimi; Mrs. Elizabeth Kipp and
Mrs. Joe Holecek of Butler, Mimi (;
George Kipp and daughter Frances,
of Festina; John Kipp and family,
Burr Oak; Fred Welder, Barney Kipp,
Barney Wenthold, Wells, Mimi; Bert
Daniels and family and George Dan
iels of DEBORAH, Pete Schissell and
wife, Calmar, and Will Kipp of Ma
son City.
Card of Thanks.
The undersigned wish to extend
their heartfelt thanks to their friends
and neighbors, who so kindly assisted
them during the illness and bereave-
ment of their loving father. Also for
the beautiful floral offerings.
Mrs. Theo. Daniels
and children.
Decorah public opinion. (Decorah, Winneshiek County [Iowa]) 1895-1928, 1914-03-25
CATARRH OF
THE PHARYNX.

Clearing out your throat every Cay.
all day. That is what you have been
doing for months. Possibly years. A
little mucus covers the pharynx
II you were to go to a doctor he
would tell you that you have phar-
yngitis. If you were to look into
your own throat you would find just
back of the soft palate a red lumpy,
granular appearance of the back part
of the throat. Pharyngitis the doc
tors call it.
Perhaps he would call ii, folicular
pharyngitis. 1t causes you constant
annoyance. You are always making
slight disturbances when seated in an
audience. Can't hold your throat
still. Stringy mucus bothers you.
Worse in the morning.
A-hem! A-hem! A-hem! That is
the way you are going nearly all day.
Sometimes in the night when you
wake up. You ought to gargle your
throat with salt water every morn
ing. Cold salt water. That clears
cut the throat perfectly and makes 1t
ready for treatment
Peruna is the treatment. Begin
with a teaspoonful before each meal
and at bedtime. Try it for a week.
You will be convinced. OF course,
Peruna will not entirely relieve you
i'm a week That Is too much to ex-
pect of any remedy. But 1t will bene-
fit you so much you will be con-
WINGED. Yes, it will. 1t has done
this many times.
Folicular pharyngitis. Big words.
Almost as bad as the disease. But II
you take Peruna for one month reg
ulariy, you may forget that you ever
had such disease. Then you will
have perfect right to forget the big
words too.
Decorah public opinion. (Decorah, Winneshiek County [Iowa]) 1895-1928, 1914-03-25
CASTALIA.


Rev. Hursh officiated at funeral
in Fredericksburg Thursday
d. C. Malloy was a business caller
at Ossian on Wednesday.
Misses Amy Meyer and Elsie
Schroeder were Postville shoppers
on Wednesday.
Mrs. H. H. Steele of Elgin came up
Monday for visit with her parents,
Mr. and Mrs. G. Bernhart. She re-
turned on Friday.
d. c. Malloy was business caller
in DEBORAH Thursday.
NJ. A. Hienan was a DEBORAH pas
senger Wednesday.
At a meeting of the Independent
district of Castalia, A. +. Smith was
elected president of the board and
III. H. and w. A. Meyer as directors
for the coming year.
Mr. and Mrs. Peterson of Elkador
spent a few days at the Mrs. Rien-
hart home.
School closed Friday March goth
for a weeks vacation.
d. Peck and Dave Weitgenant Of
Ossian were in town Thursday.
G.. Buchanan was an Ossian caller
Thursday.
Mrs. B. F. Kneeskern was shop
ping in Ossian Thursday.
Mr.. and Mrs. Joe Schultz were at
Cresco Thursday, where Mr.. Schultz
is seeking medical aid
John Witte was business caller
in Lawler Thursday.
Mr.. and Mrs. VIM. Albright tran
sacted business in DEBORAH one day
last week
Mrs. M. Holahan of Ossian spent
Monday at the Mrs. O'Boy home.
Bessie Emery of Ossian spent Sun
day with her friends in Castalia.
| Rev. Hursh was passenger for
Fredericksburg on Thursday.
! Mrs. H. H. Meyer and daughter
Amy and Mrs. Ed Wirsching were
shopping in Postville Tuesday.
Mrs. w. H. Haefner and daugh-
tiers Cloe Violet, Marie and Marine
are spending a week with her par
ents at Giarde.
Charles and Dutch Neuenswander
were Ossian callers Sunday.
Prof Glen Bailey left Friday for
her home at Quoketa, where he will
spend his spring vacation.
Mr.. and Mrs. M. A. Hienan spent
Sunday with Mrs. Hienan at Ossian
Mrs. F. Fl. Burns of Jackson June
ton visited at the d. c. Malloy home
Saturday.
Chas. Cupps of Clermont stopped
here between trains while on his
way home from Minneapolis Monday.
Mrs. II. S. Steele and Hazel Bern
! hart were OSsian shoppers Wednes-
day.
Mr.. and Mrs. w. X. Riggs, Mrs.
II. L. Meyer, Mrs. Harvey, Mrs. G.
Peckham and Miss sarah Smith at
! tended an Eastern Star banquet at
Postville Monday.
Mrs Friste of Center Point, New
York, who has been a guest at the
Andrew Smith home left Friday for
Grundy Center, la.
Eliza Albright and George Buck
nam were Ossian callers Monday.
Mrs. Chas. VIM returned from
Des MOines Friday
Helen Paulson of Clermont spent
Sunday at the Mrs. Ellen Reinhart
home.
Miss Sofia Lindabaum of Ossian
was a guest at the Joe Schultz home
last week.
Irwin Allen was seen on our streets
Saturday
Carl and Helma Meyer are visiting
an uncle at Iona this week.
Mr.. and Mrs. Downing spent Sun
day with relatives in Monona.
A. c. Tatro was a passenger to Cal
mar Monday.
Decorah public opinion. (Decorah, Winneshiek County [Iowa]) 1895-1928, 1914-03-25
CENTENNIAL.

Mar. 23, 1914.
Miss Amanda Ginapp returned
home Sunday after a few days stay
at the Joe Wiltgen home in Ossian.
DR.. Juen of Ossian was in this vi
cinity Sunday.
Mrs. Weitgenant of Ossian is
staying at the Elmer Rosa home get
ting acquainted with her grand
daughter.
Mrs. Ed Allen is visiting her son
George and family.
Harry Harvey is working for Rae
Runkle.
A baby girl came to gladden. the
home of Mr. and Mrs. Elmer Rosa
Decorah public opinion. (Decorah, Winneshiek County [Iowa]) 1895-1928, 1914-03-25
just Right For Backache and Rhen
natiSm

Foley Kidney Pills so thoroughly
effective for backache, rheumatism,
swollen, aching joints, kidney and
bladder ailments that they are recon-
mended everywhere. A. A. Jeffords,
McGrew, Nebr., says: my druggist
recommended Foley Kidney Pills for
pains in my back, and before | fin
ished one bottle, my old trouble en-
tirely disappeared. Engbertson Phar-
macy.-Adv. March
Decorah public opinion. (Decorah, Winneshiek County [Iowa]) 1895-1928, 1914-03-25
CORRESPONDENCE.
RAVENA.

Mar. 20, 1919.
Cutie a few of this vicinity at
tended the funeral of Theo. Daniels
in Centennial on Sunday.
Herman Lansing delivered fine
horse to VIM. Mullaney at Ossian on
Saturday.
Andrew DIESEL of Ossian called at
Mike Herteges on Thursday.
Mr.. Branhagen of Washington
Prairie called at julius Browns on
Friday.
DR.. ]. w. Lynch of Ossian was a
professional caller in Ravena on Sun
day.
Arno Meyer of Postville and John
Meyer of Cresco visited at John o.
Meyers over Sunday.
Mike Herteges spent Sunday at St
Lucas with relatives.
Born to Mr.. and Mrs. Chas. HUI
Der a daughter on March %, 1914
Congratulations.
Miss Eltha Thoma of Ossian spent
Sunday at j. o. Meyers.
Dr. Schwaubakken of Waukon was
a professional caller at Knut Ander-
sons on Saturday.
Theodore Searsland of Washing
tom Prairie called at Knut Anderson
ON Saturday.
Mr.. Knnt Anderson is very low
Herman Lansing purchased fine
herd of Holstein cattle of Will Null
laney of Ossian the past week, he now
has a fine herd of seventeen.
The Misses Mary and Emily Ben
sen and Tilla Ness and Mrs. Matilda
Larsen all were passengers for De-
corah on Saturday to attend the flu
neral of Mrs. Rev. l. B. Torrison.
Mrs. Lars Toersdall and children
arrived here on Saturday from Plat
S. ID. for the summers stay at the
X. Tovson home. Mr.. Toersdall will
arrive this week.
Frank Schweinefus called at his
brother Louis's near DEBORAH or
Wednesday.
f. F. Schroeder is the happy own
er of fine new buggy.
This community was grieved or
Wednesday to hear of the death OF
Theodore Daniels in Centennial, wht
passed away at his home on that day
The bereaved ones have the sincere
sympathy of all.
Mr.. and Mrs. Ole Anderson, Knu
and WenZel Tovson and Sven Tow
son and family all attended the Or
vella IHalvorson wedding in Red Gal
on Wednesday.
Will Mullaney of Ossian called a
II. Lansing's Friday.
Herman Lansing and son Joe, call
ed at Calmar on Friday
John Vance ard son of OsSian die
some well work for E. Decou or
Friday.
o. Benson and p Barthelma Sr
each delivered hogs to Ossian las
Wednesday,
Miss Lizzie Schroeder of Ossiar
stayed at f. F. Schroeder's the pas
week
Several autos were seen passing
through Ravena the past week.
Frank Hemesath of west of Ossial
called at F. F. Schroeder on Wed
nesday.
S. M. Ness called at o. o. Lomen'
near Nordness on Thursday.
Arno Meyer of Postville and Johl
Meyer of Cresco and Walter Meye
and Miss Freida Koch, all spent Sun
day evening at H. Lansing's.
Mr.. and Mrs. julius Brown spen
Sunday at j. V. Decou's near Cas-
Italia.
j. v. Decou and wife and babe o
near Castalia visited at e. Decou'
on Monday.
John Meyer and Herman Lansing
called at A. e. Lees in High Ridg
on Monday.
J. o. Meyer delivered hogs to Os
sian on Monday.
Fort Mill times. [volume] (Fort Mill, S.C.) 1892-current, 1914-10-29
ABsINTHE SEEN AS EVIL
Pious Old Moor Even Goes So Far a.
to Describe Il as an Invention
Of Satan.

"Absinthe is an invention of the
evil one" earnestly reclared an old
Moor to whom "a trader tried to ex-
plain the tyrannous nature of Gem
eral Lyautey's order forbidding the
sale of absinthe in Morocco.
"On its roots he pours the blood
of a peacock: then, when the leaves
begin to grow, he sprinkles them
with the blood of monkey: then
he dips the stalks in the blood of
bear; lastly he mingles with the juice
of the plant the blood of pig.
$50 that when the faithful drinks
absinthe, at the first glass his ap-
petite awakes, and he arises. proud
as a peacock; at the second glass he
becomes excited and gesticulates like
a monkey; at the third he becomes
quarrelsomc and spiteful, like IA
bear; at the fourth he becomes be-
sotted and falls to the earth and rolls
like hog in the mjre.
"May Allah protect us, Sidi L.vau-
tey is right
In that connection it is deprcss-
ing to note that the saddest state of
affairs prevails in Belgium. where
sbsinthe has become practically the
national beverage. 1t has often been
asserted that the physique and NOR
ais of Belgians make them the least
attractive people in Europe.-Ex-
change.
Fort Mill times. [volume] (Fort Mill, S.C.) 1892-current, 1914-10-29
STRANGE BRAZILIAN FRUIT.

Take railway train in Brazil, and
instead of the familiar cry of apples
and peaches YOU will be greeted by
venders with huge baskets of the
imbu. This fruit grows on the dry
lands of the Brazilian interior. The
average Brazilan's capacity for this
fruit is a constant surprise to visi-
tors. The fruit is sold in large BASIN
like baskets containing a quarter of
peck or more, and Brazilian can
make his way through a basket of
these as easily as an American would
eat single orange.
The imbu is egg-sized and egg
shaped. 1t has an aromatic flavor
and has grecnish yellow color.
Fort Mill times. [volume] (Fort Mill, S.C.) 1892-current, 1914-10-29
WORSHIP STRANGE GODS.

A land where strange native gods
are still worshiped is the Eket dis
trict of southern Rhodesia, ''the
Land of the lbibios." In the Kwa
lbo estuary, where the perfect sand
Is strewn with cleaning shells, come
at low tide Eket and Ibeno maids
who, casting off their robes, kneel on
the edge of the foam to pray to the
sea goddess, Uman, Ibeno, to send
them husbands. Men, too, come to
plead, with arms outsretched. her
help in unexpected difficulties or
danger. TO all who seek her aid the
goddess ordains sacrifice of white
cocks and hens, varying in number
according TO the riches of the peti-
toner.
Fort Mill times. [volume] (Fort Mill, S.C.) 1892-current, 1914-10-29
RICHES IN AMAZON VALLEY
of Producing Their Own Supplies,
and Prosperity Has Followed.

"It will be long time before the
supply of rubber in the Amazon
valley has been exhausted, notwith-
standing the cry of prophets that the
days of rubber prosperity have ended
forever" declared r. W. Hardy of
Valparaiso, Chile, at Washington.
''In February of this year, as COM
pared with the preceding month, the
shipments increased by nearly
100000 pounds, or GO per cent.
The rejuvenvation of the industry
in noBrazil is assured also in the east
ern provinces of Peru. Some months
ago "a man named La Toree estab-
lished rubber plantation of 10000
trees, 10000 of which were fourteen
years old. This is not the only plan
tation, however, that has been estab-
lished. There are scores Of them
scattered through Brazil. The long
continued depression in the rubber
market, far from disheartening rub
Der producers, taught them the
much-needed lesson of not only pro-
ducing rubber, but enough addi-
tional products to supply them with
food and some reserve crops.
I'm other words, the Amazon val
lev has been taught economy. The
experts had said that Amazon rub
ber could not possibly be produced
under certain minimum price, and
the highest factor in their calcula-
tions was the heavy cost Of supplies
i'll region where all supplies were
imported from markets 1000 miles
distant. This factor has now been
eliminated. The Amazon valley is
growing its own supplies in one of
the most benelicent climates on the
face of the earth"
Fort Mill times. [volume] (Fort Mill, S.C.) 1892-current, 1914-10-29
OLD, SHOE F0iLS PICKPOcKET
Philadelphia Girl, Wedding Guest,
With "Good Luck Emblem"
BaIks Thief

Only the quick eye and ready arm
OF Miss Catharine Lee, young and
charming wedding guest, saved Will
liam Zeidler, just married, from hav-
ing his pocket picked us he led his
bride from her home. 1906 North
Eighth street, where they had just
been married, to the automobile
which was to whisk the pair away
on their honeymoon.
Miss Lee, with other guests, stood
outside the door after the wedding,
forming gantlet through which
the bridal couple passed in a shower
of rice. She had shoe in her hand.
which she inteadcd to throw for rood
Fort Mill times. [volume] (Fort Mill, S.C.) 1892-current, 1914-10-29
WHY NOT INTENSIVE SLEEP?
Writer States Argument as to How
the Hours Of Siumber May Profit
ably Be Curtaiied.

There seems to be such thing as
intensive sleeping, just as we have
intensive gardening and farming,
writes Frederick Peterson in Atlan-
tic. 1t has been shown experiment
tally that repose is deepest during
the first hour or two, and that sleep
becomes more shallow, more supcrii-
cial, thereafter; and it is concciv-
able that by sleeping intensivclv for
two or'three hours we might secure
as much actual rest as we now OBJ
tain by dissipating it over seven or
eight hours. 1t would be interesting
to know more than we do about com
paratiye sleep in the various ami
mails. The authorities state that
birds, despite their enormous activi-
Fort Mill times. [volume] (Fort Mill, S.C.) 1892-current, 1914-10-29
HAD THE LA0GH ON "COPPER""
Small Girl Felt Herself Immune From
Arrest and Took Advantage
Of the Fact.

Six small girls running through
Central park. were making the most
of their freedom.
/ She's too fat to catch us right
away" cried the smallest child, look
ing back at a hurrying figure in the
distance. Lets pick some flowers"
You dassent," protested an older
child. You amt allowed to picl,
these flowers"
81 dast," said the Youngest child.
Reaching up to Towering shrub,
she broke off a long spray and held it
up triumphantly.
stop that beloved a gruE
voice. a large policeman, who had
apparently sprung from the earth,
grasped the little girl by the arm.
Don't YOU know that you're
breaking the law" he questioned
her sternly. Don't you know can
arrest YOU for that? think will
arrest YOU as an example. You re
old enough to know better"
The smallest child wriggled from
his grasp.
"Ah, go on" she remarked con-
temptuously. "You can't pinch me.
Why, I'm pinched already. We was
all pinched over year ago. We
come from the reform school"
New York Times.
Fort Mill times. [volume] (Fort Mill, S.C.) 1892-current, 1914-10-29

ties aud more intense meabolism,
sleep very little. The dog, which
appears 10 sleep So much. is said
to be the most wakable of animals.
Man is regarded as the soundest
sleeper and the least wakable among
aitereatures. 1t has been suggested
that this slceT-relation between dog
and man, companions from pre-gla-
cial days, which has been so condu-
GIVE TO their mutual preservation. IS
another example of that duplex kind
OF ilie that We call symbiosis.
Fort Mill times. [volume] (Fort Mill, S.C.) 1892-current, 1914-10-29
TWO WORDS SADLY ABUSED
Fate" and "Faiiure" Should Have LIZ
tie Meaning for the Person With
Determination.

Fate and failure, words beginning
with the same letter Of. the alphabet,
are both sadly abused. There is no
such thing as fate, and, if we. only
knew it, there is no such thing as
failure.
What we call fate is merely con-
dition created by ourselves, and what
we call failure is one of the results
of that condition.
Christian civilization, turning its
gaze from the setting to the rising
sun, repudiatcd the oriental idea of
kismet.
Under the new dispensation every
man is the arbiter of his own state,
the captain of his own soul. But
there are too many women and men
nowadays who give up too readily.
too willingly. and accuse fate for
their own failing.
I.aziness of body or Of mind casts
The shadow that many call fate. Most
of the ills that women suffer are due
10 this laziHcss.-
Lack of proper attention to mimi
and body is too often the wall that
ntervenes between success and fail
ure. II isn't fate. Don't deceive
yourself by thinking so. You are
fate to yourself. Study your weak
nesses instead Of yielding to them.
Train your strength to overcome
your weaknesses, make yourself the
ruler of your moods, and you will
laugh at fate and be the controller
of your own destiny.-Exchange.
Fort Mill times. [volume] (Fort Mill, S.C.) 1892-current, 1914-10-29
THE SPLIT.

"Why does Jinx hate you so vim
dictively?"
Because | did just exactly what
he asked me TO do"
"What in the world could that
have been?"
He told me to be honest with him
and tell him just what his faults
were, and | did"
Fort Mill times. [volume] (Fort Mill, S.C.) 1892-current, 1914-10-29
THE GARDEN VARIETY.

A slim chicken, who Was so thin
that she nicked the counter where she
leaned against it, trickled up to the
hosiery department of Sixteenth
street store and sand:
Gavin you give me pair of hose
that won't bag at the knees?"
Name shifted her chicle against
her back molars, ozzed a wise slant
over the customer and replied list
lessly:
mot unless yuh take garden hose p'
Judge.
Fort Mill times. [volume] (Fort Mill, S.C.) 1892-current, 1914-10-29
THE LIMIT.

"Ain't it orfuI," observed Weary
Waggles, ''how little sense some guys
has got?
"umhuh, assented Dusty Rhoades.
"ean youse imagine II bloke as stu
pid as dem rich New Workers, what
has t go t Il school of philanthropy
t learn how t give money away?"-
Puck.
Fort Mill times. [volume] (Fort Mill, S.C.) 1892-current, 1914-10-29
luck. AS she was bracing herself for

luck. AS she was bracing herself for
the throw she saw a stranger deftly
slip his hand into the bridegroom's
hip pocket. She brought the shoe
down upon the strangers face with
shout of "Thief ~ which caused the
would-be piekpocset to flee, with
forty or more guests IN pursuit.
After chase of several blocks the
man was caught. - Philadelphia
North American.