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The Wheeling intelligencer. [volume] (Wheeling, W. Va.) 1903-1961, 1914-05-04

v. W.. c. A. Luncheon.

y ~. y. -. LuhCncon.
The luncheon which will b. given
licity week OF the local Young wom-
ems Christian association. at the
Fort Henry club promises TO be- very
largely attended. as many reserva-
tons have already been made. Miss
Harriet Taylor. of New York city. and
Miss Elizabeth Taylor. of Cincinnati.
will be the honor guests. m they
will make interesting addresses, as
will also "A number OF the local ladies.
The committee in charge of the af-
fair Is a d up OF the following:
George Woods. chairman.
A. c. Whitaker. Fred Faris.
Archie PAUL. j. ID. Merriman.
Misses
Carrie Copp.-
The reservation to date are:
Mesdames-
Geo. w. Woods. III. c. Franzheim.
Joseph Brady. Geo. Maxwell.
VII Brady. Albert Meyer,
William Higgins. l.. A.. Rolf.
Arthur Mills. Russell Houston.
W. l. Glessner. ID. NJ. Hildreth.
j. L. Dickey. Archie PAUL,
W. J. w. Cowden. ii. l. Bond.
Otto Schenk. Fred Faris,
Reed Baird, Reed Baird,
Bertha Caldwell. T. J. Hugus.
John b. Garden. Albert Whitaker.
Henrietta Harper. John II. Garden,
Bertha Caldwell, 8. X. Bowers,
Dor Merriman. Ethel Braden-
Otto Schenk, Hannah b.. Irwin,
NJ. NJ. Alderman. Flora Williams,
W. b. Irvine. VIM. Mccoy Miller
Alex Young,
Misses
Alma Hubbard, Emily sheppard.
Carrie Copp. Henrietta Harper.
ladies' Aid Society.
The Ladies' Aid Society OF the
Thomson NJ. r church, will give a
concert Tuesday evening of this week
to which all are cordially invited. The
program Is as follows:
Quarette-"Echo" ......... Niles
Mrs. Elsie Fischer Kincheloe. Mrs.
Forest ~Fankhouesr. Messrs. Emil
Aucremsnn and Frank II. Kincheloe.
Miss Mary Elizabeth Gebhardt.
solo-"Shipmate OF Mine" .....Johnson
Mr.. w. Il. McCiung.
NEUTRALITY-SUSPICIOUS. rum. ..... -
Miss Rena Wagner.
soio-"A Spray OF Roses" ...sand-rron
Mrs. A. L. FRANKIE.
lDuet-"Hark to the Mandolin. .Licber
- Mr.. and Mrs. b. H. Kinchice;
solo-"Butterflies" ...-..... Thomas
Mrs. Il. Fankhouser.
String Trio:
90 Little ..Grunfel:
Violin. Lawrence Summers: cello.
Pred Myers; piano. Prof. A r..
Summers.
Solo-~It Is Spring. Sweetheart"-Leopke
Mrs. Anna Hilton otto.
Mr.. r. II. Kincheloe.
Rcading-~The -
Miss Bertha Minor.
Solo-"Awakcning of Spring. Herbert
Mrs. Elsie p. kincheloe.
Solo-"Among the Lilies" ........Lohr
Mrs. Emil Aucremann.
C~hautauoua Male Quartette..........
...................se Selected Numbers
= Messrs. Auckermann. Frank. kinche
loe and McClung.
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ladies Giee Club.

The Ladies' Glee Club will give a
concert this evening at the Stone
church. Elm Grove. Prof. Walter
Brown is h director and Mrs. Erma
BeattieS eabright H. the accompanist.
The soloists are. Misses Alverda Je-
rome. Hazel Seamon. Ethel kittle.
Clara Stroebel. Ada Andreas. Ella
Weeks, Mrs. ]. l.. Connellet, Mr.. John
Acker. Mr.. Walter Brown. The mem
bers OF the club are as follows: Misses
Anna Grandstan. Alpha Coberly Eva
irnter. Ella Weeks Mignon Lenkard,
Alverda +. Jerome. Jean Armstrong.
Wilma Britt. Frankie Montgomery.
Hannah Jerome. Vida North Alice
Smith Hazel V. Seamon. Ada Andreas.
Esther Smith. Clara Stroebel. Ethel
kittle, Jennie Day. Mrs. j. L. Connel-
ley. Mrs. Erma Seabright
The Wheeling intelligencer. [volume] (Wheeling, W. Va.) 1903-1961, 1914-05-04

4 parcel post social will be held
evening In the First Chris
tian church by the Loyal Womcn's
The Wheeling intelligencer. [volume] (Wheeling, W. Va.) 1903-1961, 1914-05-04

committee Is composed Of Messrs.
Frazier. Willard. Scheehle.
The Wheeling intelligencer. [volume] (Wheeling, W. Va.) 1903-1961, 1914-05-04

Members Of the Wheeling High
School Alumni r making plans for
the annual banquet To be held In the
new Windsor hotel a special pro-
gram will be- arranged for The affair.
The Wheeling intelligencer. [volume] (Wheeling, W. Va.) 1903-1961, 1914-05-04
Mrs. Franxheim Praised.


Miss Taylor complimented Mn
Harry &. FranZheim for her liberal -
nation TO the new association building
in the way OF a swimming pool. When
Miss Taylor mentioned swimming
pool. every girl in the room became
enthusiastic. and wanted TO know
more OF the benefits OF the association.
Every giIl OF the association is hank
full TO Mrs. Franzheim for the worthy
donation. Miss Taylor then explained
about The beau pnTlor." and explained
II as a comfortable parlor where
young girls may entertain their Q
tlemen friends with a little privacy.
This Is another great need. She spoke
of the handsome auditorium which she
hoped will be filled many Sunday az
ternoons with a. enthusiastic audi
ences a the one on Sunday. She then
said. There IL no reason why We
Should not b. enthusiastic In the work
and the pleasure OF II. The belief In
God with earnest PRAYER l. important
Prayer changes all things. and there
: . mighty need OF II in this work. II
Is hoped he influence OF prayer will
bring 10 light the needs OF the associ-
alton ~ this thine. so the girls car
enjoy IL as sOOn as IL is finished"
She spoke OF the enthusiasm and
~fervent prayer with which the prcsi-
dent OF the national board works. and
her success through prayer. The V.
". C.. 4 members number 200. 900
strong. ard there are thirty clubs.
lust The snd ttaf Ne are to have
here. There should be a practical
presentation OF practical work. spir-
itual presentation Of the spiritual de.
paftment. or We vant poi-e. practical
and spiritual" said Miss Taylor. y
She b. 20 attractive. personally. and
has thar way % winning her way into
The hearts o. her hearers which many
others lack. and has already made
many friends w the city. Miss TAYLOR
will he - the association all week.
She closed the Sunday service with a
fervcnt PRAYER Miss Anna Johnson
also PRAYED ard tho male quartet,
composed % Phil Mcclure. John Con.
nor. WIN Leach and Jasper Baum.
sang Come into NJ" and Jesus.
Pilot Ne"
Following the meeting. those pres.
ont were taken through the now Y.
W. 9. \. and were enthusiastic about
the arrangement Of IL. hoping 10 soon
DO permanently located.
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We observed "a the young lady
across the way that we weighed 172
pounds ~avoirdupois and she said she
weighed 113 with all her clothes on.
Americus times-recorder. [volume] (Americus, Ga.) 1891-current, 1914-12-30
WHAT THE WAR MEANS TO
AMERICAN FARM WOMEN

In the current issue of Farm and
Fireside appears department called
the Experience Bazaar" in which
contributors make suggestions based
On their practical life on the farm. One
such contributor comments as follows
on the war in its relations to American
farm women:
This is a great time for American
farm women. By economy and cour-
age and patience we can induce them
to intensity their farming; in some
sections we can even encourage ex-
periments in the raising of new crops
for which the European war has OPP
ened a market
1--WE can also teach our children the
lesson of the war. They can under
stand that ungathered harvests and
unsown fields mean starvation. They
can understand that uncontrolled tenn
pers lead to warfare-both between
people and between nations"
Americus times-recorder. [volume] (Americus, Ga.) 1891-current, 1914-12-30
Weston
Especial to Times-Recorder1

WESTON, Ga, Dec. 3O.-The holiday
season has been unusually gay in
Weston, many dinners and spend-the-
day parties, despite the cold rains, be-
ing given.
On Christmas Eve night there was
an entertainment and Christmas tree
at the High School building, which was
very much enjoyed by the large crowd
in attendance.
On Christmas day, the Misses Sims
entertainment at a large spend-the-
day party. No war times were in evil
dence at the bountifully-spread table,
where old-time hospitality held sway
and Christmas cheer prevailed. On the
afternoon the merry young people
went driving, returning to their homes,
tired, but happy, voting MIR. and Mrs.
Oscar Sims perfect host and hostess.
On Dec. 26th, DIR. and Mrs. G. G.
Lunsford celebrated the seventh an
niversary of their marriage with a
dinner. Many friends from Weston
and other towns enjoyed the hospital
ity of this popular young couple. All
united in wishing them many happy
and prosperous years together.
On 2Sth, Mr.. and Mrs. w. A. King
entertained their friends and relatives
with dining. No one has the happy
facility of entertaining more highly
developed than this genial couple and
day spent with them is always en-
joyed.
Mrs. v. Goss was hostess to the
young people on Christmas night. Mu-
sic and dancing were enjoyed by all.
On Sunday, the many children and
grandchildren of Mrs. Louise Dennard
gathered around the fireside of this
venerable lady, who has long since
passed the allotted three score and ten
years. After bountiful dinner, the
conversation turned to old times, and
relatives and friends enjoyed with her
the memory of old days.
On the night of 2Sth, Miss Marshal
Martin entertained the young set at
the home of Mrs. E. M. Dennard. After
several hours of merry-making, re-
freshments were served.
Mrs. Nj. A. Reeves and children, of
Vienna, is spending the holidays with
Americus times-recorder. [volume] (Americus, Ga.) 1891-current, 1914-12-30
her mother, Mrs. v. Goss.


Mrs. Elliott, of Griffin, the mother
of Mr.. A. W. Elliott, is the guest for
several weeks, of her son.
DR.. and Mrs. John Lunsford. Mr.. Jim
Lunsford and Miss Sadie Lunsford
we're visitors last week Of DR.. and
Mrs. G.. G. Lunsford.
Mr.. and Mrs. Angle Turner, of Daw-
son, and Mr.. Frank Wood, Of Girard,
Ala, and little Miss Cleo Pinkston, of
PARROT, were guests of Mr.. and Mrs.
Norman Wood last week.
Mr.. and Mrs. G. c. Davis, OF Ameri-
Gus, are visitors at the home of Mr..
Charles Stapleton, near Weston.
Mrs. Tom Daniels, of PARROT, is
spending this week with her sister,
Mrs. J. r. Cleveland.
Mr.. and Mrs. Perryman and children,
of Benevolence, were guests of Mr.. and
Mrs. Thad Cleveland Friday.
Mr.. Julius Lunsford, of Hamilton,
was the guest last week of his brother,
DR.. Guy Lunsford.
Mr.. Knight, of Plains, is visiting his
daughter, Mrs. Clarence Lane.
Americus times-recorder. [volume] (Americus, Ga.) 1891-current, 1914-12-30


Carrie Belle Mathis Elizabeth Brown,
Maude Sherlock, Flora Denham, Cath
crime Davenport, Ruth Britton, Lalloe
Carter and Edith Hightower, and
Messrs. Brooks Ship, Walker Carter,
H. B. Shipp, James Lott, Neill Thomas,
Lewis Ellis, Thomas Harold, Edward
Mathis, Tom Merritt, ]. O. Macarthur,
Sam Dedman, Hal Hutchinson. A. j.
Bell, R. P. Stackhouse, Boyd Stack
house, Sam Gatewood, Eugene Gartner,
Kinch Worthy, Emory Rylander, Gene
Cato and Earl Statham.
Americus times-recorder. [volume] (Americus, Ga.) 1891-current, 1914-12-30
Mrs. Luther Nicholson, Of Colu1nhus.

Mrs. Luther Nicholson. Of Coluznhus.
is visiting her sister, Mrs w. L. Har-
mon
Mr.. and Mrs. George Shivers, oE
Miegs, is here for few days at the
home of his parents, Mr.. and Mrs. H.
F. Shivers.
Quite delegation of Masons attend
ed the Masonic banquet in Richlaad
last night. The occasion was the arst
regular meeting of the Stewart Web
ster Masonic convention The right
worshipfuI grand master of the Ma
sons of Georgia, r. N. Ballard. Was in
attendance. The business session wax
followed by a banquet, proffered by thu
Masons OF RichIand. The next con-
vention will be held at Weston. IN JH-
ly, 1915. The party from this place
included DIR. G. @. Lunsford, Messrs-
Sidney w. Adams. Robert StnpEetUn.
Oscar Brightweli, j. w. Adams. Lem
Passmore, Arthur Smith. a W. Ell
lott, J. D. Troutman. J. IT. Pope. H
H. vickery, e. W. BrightweII, w. S. Ev-
erett, o. L. Perry, ]. T. Troufman
and Geo. Clark.
Americus times-recorder. [volume] (Americus, Ga.) 1891-current, 1914-12-30
s,51e Silos in Texas.

Farm and Fireside says: "The
Texas Business Mems association re-
ports 8,516 silos in Texas. Two-thirds
of these were built in 1918, and silos
were going up last summer at the rate
of about 15 a day."
Americus times-recorder. [volume] (Americus, Ga.) 1891-current, 1914-12-30

Since 1 opened the Ayashery
In Americas more than IS
months ago, have conducted
an absolutely clean and sanitary
Meat Market and Green Grocery
business and the patronage 40
corded me by the people of this
vicinity testifies to their appre-
citation of my efforts. We are
making special efforts in clean
illness, quality, reasonable price
and prompt deliveries, and II the
housewives of Americas will CO.
operate with US, phone in their
orders early, they will certainly
have no cause to complain in
this line when they trade with
US.
In order to better introduce to
You our place Of business, be-
ginning with tomorrow, Satur-
day, Nov. 14th, we are going to
offer daily special that we pro-
pose to sell for less than actual
cost. Watch this space each
day.
Americus times-recorder. [volume] (Americus, Ga.) 1891-current, 1914-12-30
MOTHERS OF MEN.

y MOTHERS OF MEN. =
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Joaquin Miller.
The braves battle that ever was
fought!
Shall 1 tell youswhere and when?
On the maps of the world you'll find
Twas fought by mothers of men.
Nay. not with the cannon or battle
shot,
Nay, not with eloquent words or
thought
From mouths of wonderful men!
But deep in the walled-up woman'>
Of woman that would not yieid,
But bravely, silently, more her part
Lo, there is that battlefield
No marshalling troop, no bivouac song,
No banner to CLEAN and wave;
But, oh these battles that last so long
From babyhood to the grave.
Yet faithful still as a bridge of stars,
The fight in her walled-up town
Fights on and on in the endless wars,
Then silent, unseen, goes down."
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= q. d. C. MEMORIAL
= AT STONE MOUNTAIN. 4

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The bald granite, face Of the great
Stone Mountain near Atlanta will in
a few years be carved into the like
ness of Confederate soldier of heroic
size, perhaps a hundred feet tall or
more, if plans of the United Daugh-
tors of the Confederacy are carried
out.
Samuel H. Venable, who owns the
mountain, has given formal permission
to the Daughters of the Confederacy
to go ahead with the plan, which was
suggested some time ago by W. H.
Terrell, an Atlanta attorney.
A committee will take up the pre-
liminary work of raising funds and
choosing a sculptor The committee
will be headed, probably by Mrs. Helen
Plane, who was first to take up the
movement and who is honorary presi-
dent of the Atlanta chapter.
Americus times-recorder. [volume] (Americus, Ga.) 1891-current, 1914-12-30

MEATS-Steaks: Sirloin, Ten
derloin, Poterhouse and Round.
ROasts. Hip, Rib and Roll. Pork:
Steaks, Chops and Roasts and
pure Pork Sausage. Mutton:
Steak and Roast. Oysters: Ap.
palachicola. Fish: Trout and
Mullet. Butter: Morris & Co.,
Supreme" Fancy Creamery.
Americus times-recorder. [volume] (Americus, Ga.) 1891-current, 1914-12-30
CLUBS THIS WEEK.

Nose of the clubs have resumed
their meetings this week except the N.
DIS with Miss Mary Parker and the
Literary Club which will meet with
Miss Mary Mathis.
However, in January all the clubs
will start again, the Matron's Club
starting on its second round.
Americus times-recorder. [volume] (Americus, Ga.) 1891-current, 1914-12-30
MISS MARY ELIZA SHEPPARD,

HOSTESS.
The college boys and girls home for
the holidays, were delightfully."- enter
tanned at a pretty party given by Miss
Mary Eliza Sheppard last evening.
The Sheppard home on College street
was gay with holiday decorations of
bambo, mistletoe and red bells.
Ices and cakes were served and a
sprig of holly whose red berries were
Marischino cherries adorned each
plate
Up links provided much amusement
and later the rugs were rolled back
and an impromptu dance was ar
ranged, Victrola providing the music.
Those present were Misses Elizabeth
Allen, Martha Dedman, Marthena Biv-
ms, Mabel Sessions, Pearl Lott, Leta
Merritt, Docia Mathis, Mary Parker,
Americus times-recorder. [volume] (Americus, Ga.) 1891-current, 1914-12-30

MRS. WINIFRED WIDENER
Facial and Scalp Specialist,
Americus, Ga.
She wiH tell you just what
pou need and tell pou how to get
the best results. All Mail Or
der charges prepaid. Personal
attention gipen to all letters of
inquiry.
Americus times-recorder. [volume] (Americus, Ga.) 1891-current, 1914-12-30
FANCY GROCERIEs-Coffees

- A4NO& SOANNos
Votan, Golden Rose, Arbuckles'
and Loose; Green or Roasted.
Sugar: The pure graDulated SUI
gars, guaranteed lowest price.
Eddy's Cocoa and Chocolates,
Dove Brand Spices. Pork and
Beans, Corn and Tomatoes In
sealed cans. Community Foods
Stringed Beans In glass, Mush-
oom First Choice, VAN CAMP
Tomato Catsup, Keg Herring,
Pickles, bottled and loose. Sweet,
Sour and Dill. SNIDER'S Salad
Dressing. Heinz Tomato CHUT-
NEY and Cranberry Sause.
PURE Olive Oils and Wesson
Snowdrift. Salmons, Sardines,
Lunch Tongue, Dried, Clipped
and Corn Beef. NUTS: English
WalDuts, Pecans in shell or
shelled; Brazil Nuts, Almons,
shelled; the queen Of all nuts.
CRACKERS of all kinds. Put up
by the National Biscuit Co.
II you don't see it listed cali
for it; we have it.
Americus times-recorder. [volume] (Americus, Ga.) 1891-current, 1914-12-30

GREEN GROCERIES - Gao.
bage, Irish and Sweet Potatoes.
Evening star., 1914-05-16

issues-trusts. social justice" and radi-
cal revisions respecting the courts To-
day more is heard in political circles
about what Mr.. Roosevelt as a presiden-
tial aspirant thinks, and intends to do,
about Mexico. Panama canal tolls and
the proposed treaty with Colombia grow
ing out of the Panama episode. 1t is
predicted that henceforth he will sing
small on domestic matters. and give the
volume of his voice to the other matters
mentioned.
And here is something for Mr.. Waiter
son and some other democrats to con-
slider. They will be in closer touch with
Mr.. Roosevelt in 1916 on American for
eign policy than with Woodrow Wilson,
who. II he lives. will be the democratic
candidate again for President. Mr..
Roosevelt waves the flag very much as
they do, and will probably wave it in the
coming campaign for all the bunting may
be worth
The Star does not mean to suggest that
Mr.. Watterson will come around to Mr..
Roosevelt's support. AS a rule. he stands
to the rack fodder or no fodder. But
Mr. Wilson is giving certain things
twist so surprising and peculiar-so I'M
American, as it is often characterized
that many experienced political observers
in this town-some in Office and some out
are wondering what the effect will be
two years hence.
Evening star., 1914-05-16
Watterson on Roosevelt.

Commenting on a Star editorial respect
ing Mr.. Roosevelt's probable political
course upon his return from South
America, Mr., Watterson says:
He will adopt that course which prom
ises most returns. He is clever poll
tician. He has studied the cue papers
and girded his loins. His neck is clothed
with thunder. He will make things hum.
But ne will never again be President. be-
cause his election would mean the Mexi-
canization OF the government and the
Qualifying of the White House, and God
has the republic In His holy keeping"
Mr.. Watterson always expresses him
self entertainingly, often brilliantly. but
sometimes inaccurately. The American
government could not be Mexicanized
Mexico has never had government Of the
people, by the people. for the people
America has never had any other kind of
government. Mexico is not fitted for
such government today. It Is impossible
almost TO conceive of America under any
other form of government. The Mexican
masses are ignorant. The American
masses are enlightened. In a word, the
average Mexican is very near the bottom
the average American 10 quite at the top.
Mexican conditions explain the ability
OF Diaz to remain in Office for more than
a quarter century. Neither Mr.. Roose-
Welt nor any other man could turn that
trick in this country. The American peo-
pie are too far advanced in the intelec-
tual and practical scale to abdicate their
governmental functions in favor Of any
body.
But it is probable that Mr.. Roosevelt has
his heart set on returning to the White
House and that an organization exists to
promote his ambition. A year ago the
Roosevelt scheme was based on domestic
Evening star., 1914-05-16
John Barry and Paul Jones.

The dedication today of the statue of
John Barry adds another important me-
mortal in Washington to men who. though
born outside OF the United States, val
iautly contributed to the independence OF
the American people. The ratio of for-
eign-b born to native-born patriots in the
struggle for independence is not indicated
by the ratio of statues in Washington of
foreign born to native-born because rea-
sons seem to have operated for prompter
and fuller memorial honors in the capital
to the former than the latter. II one ac-
cepts tie revolutionary monuments in
Washington as guide, the conclusion
might be reached that the republic of the
United states was established by soldiers
and sailors of foreign birth. The Ameri-
can-born revolutionary officers represent
ed by public memorials at the capital are
WASHINGTON and Green. and those of
foreign birth Lafayette, Rochamoeau'
Won Steuben. Pulaski. kosciusko, John
Barry and John Paul Jones.
The memorial to Barry. the lrishman.
is a reminder that two or three years
ago there was dedicated a beautiful me-
mortal to John Paul Jones. the Scotch
man. Barry was born at Wexford. Ire
land. in I1i5. and Paul Jones at Arbig-
land Scotland. in 1747. Barry came to
the American colonies when he was eleven
years old. and Jones at the age of twelve
was bound as an apprentice to bri,lsh
merchant In the American trade. ana
came to America in his boyhood. Barry
was commissioned a captain by the Con-
tinental Congress December I. l1i3. and
given command of the Lexington, and
December %. 1775. John Paul Jones was
commissioned as a senior lieutenant and
sent on board the flagship Alfred. which,
with a small squadron. sailed to the Ba-
hamas. Barry made his first capture Of
British warship-the Edward-April b,
1776. and Jones, in command of the Provi-
dence. in May. 1176, was making himself
a terror TO British shipping. The con-
spicuous gallantry and skillful conduct of
these men call up the thought that the
honor of settling this part of the Potomac
valley is given to the Scotch, but it is dis
puted by some, and certain it is that Irish
names appear in the oldest records in this
vicinity John Paul. or John Paul Jones,
had brother in KappahannocS county,
and his house is still shown visitors AT
Fredericksburg. One of the early landlords
in this neighborhood was Barry. His
farm. st. Elizabeth gave the name to
the Government Hospital for the Insane,
the site for which came out of the Barry
tract. Several Of the colored. settlements
from Poplar point along Stickfoot branch
to the neighborhood Of Fort Stanton are
on what was Barry's land. Barry lived on
Poplar point, and tradition in the Eastern
branch country has it that he was an
Irish count" That he was an Irishman
of wisdom and wealth is above dispute.
Evening star., 1914-05-16
Salt River

Duvida. Mysterious river.
We're not at all sure of your name,
Though we thrill with a patriot shiver
At thought of your rise into fame.
Some say you were long ago charted
And later day claims are at fault,
So we ask-just a trifie faint-hearted--
If you're the old river called salt.
Twas a stream which whoever ascended
Was doomed to lengthy repose.
His career was supposed to be ended,
Or at least he was due for doze.
And SO the divergent conjectures
We pray you moment to halt.
And show by series of lectures
If this is the river called Salt.