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The evening world. [volume] (New York, N.Y.) 1887-1931, 1914-02-20

or whatever's his name. have gone to
the tango tea at tho Hotel st. Vitus.
Suppose We get some one to call up
MIR. Smith at his ONCE and tell him
his wife wants to meet him at the
st. Vitus. and then you take Mrs
Blodger-she'll be here when she's
through shopping. you say-and then
let events be in the hand Of fate. as
the poet says"
what poet?" asked Mrs. Jarr. But
Mrs. Stryver muttered II was either
In Shakespeare or the Bible--every-
thing was-and went to Mrs. Jarr's
phone and called up Clara Mudridge-
Smiths husband.
"Of course" remarked Mrs. Stry-
YER, II am doing this al friend
But lets hope Mrs. Blodger gets here
soon to 20 with us!"
The evening world. [volume] (New York, N.Y.) 1887-1931, 1914-02-20
Rapid Descent.

THEY had been making hay while
the sun shone, and when they
had finished a high hayutack
the boy shouted from the top:
"Say. mister. how am I going -
get DOWN."
The farmer considered the problem
and finally solved It.:
"Oh, jest shet yer eyes an valk
round a bit!"-Pittsburgh Chronicle
The evening world. [volume] (New York, N.Y.) 1887-1931, 1914-02-20
Nature Provided.
STORY that IL going the round

A STORY that 10 going the rounds
~ Is as follows: At recent visit
of the Secretary OF the Navy
To the academy at Annapolis he was
tostled In the crowd OF visitors to
such a degree that a man of pro-
portions trampled heavily upon the
secretarial toe.
Instead of apologizing when Mr..
Daniels turned his head to see who
had crushed his foot, the offender
"What do you mean by giving me
.uch a nasty look?
The evening world. [volume] (New York, N.Y.) 1887-1931, 1914-02-20
BY Vic
! AW! WHATS ME USE z

why" returned the Secretsry
II notice that you have a nasty look.
but had nothing to do with givinE
Il to you."-Neale's Monthly,
The evening world. [volume] (New York, N.Y.) 1887-1931, 1914-02-20

EEVYYHO will tell herr" asked
" Mrs. Jarr.
And who will tell him?"
asked Mrs. Stryver. "Now. you have
known Clara Mudridge- Smith before
sine was married. YOU should tell
her husband"
you'll excuse mel" replied Mrs.
Jarr. I'D sh-s-s-s!" This last sibil-
liant warning was to inform Mrs.
Stryver that footsteps apr reached.
The footsteps appertained to the
dainty terminal facilities Of Miss
Gladys Cacklcberry. sin. with her
sister Irene. visiting Mrs. Jarr from
Philadelphia.
'Tf you're s-s-shing about me. Mrs
Jarr. you needn't declared that
young lady. "For ] suppose you'rt
Arizona republican., 1914-05-30
ORDINANCE NO. g

BE IT ORDAINED by the Com mlslon of the City of Phoenix, as fol- mission of the City of Phoenix. as follows:
 Sec. ]. In addition to the duties now imposed on or required of the City Magistrate, the City Magistrate shall keep his office and court room open for the transaction of business between the hours of g a. m. and 1a m., n. m. and D. m. on each and every iuridical day, and he shall ob- serve and be constantly present and in attendance upon said court during the said hours of each juridical day; and in addition to the said hours. he shall Keep his court open and observe and be in attendance at said court during such additional hours of each and every juridical day as may be necessary for the discharge of the business properly coming before said court.
 Sec. ,. The City Magistrate shall personally fix and receive all bonds and balls. and shall personally collect and receive all fines, penalties, fees
 
 or hereafter may be provided by law to be collected or received by him. Sec. 3. The City Magistrate shall on the last day of each and every calendar week. and as much ottener as he may be required by the City Manager, or the City Commission, pay over to the City Treasurer all fees fines, penalties and other moneys heretofore collected by him since hi. last prior settlement with the City Treasurer and take the Treasurer receipt therefor.
 Sec. 4. Whereas, an urgent neces- sity exists for the prescribing of ad ditional duties of the City Magistrate to the end that the same may b, more accurately defined and th' moneys coming into the hands of thu City Magistrate for fees, fines ant penalties may be more promptly turn ed over to the City Treasurer: and
 Whereas, the provisions of this or dinance are necessary for the imme diate preservation of the peace, healtl and safety of the city and for tn carrying on of the government of tn city and the support and maintenance , of the departments thereof and tn regulation of the office of the Cit 7 Magistrate and of the City Chief O Police, an emergency is hereby de } clared to exist, and this ordinanc
Arizona republican., 1914-05-30

ances, resolutions and regulations now in force and effect, or that may hereafter be ordained, prescribed or provided by the said Commission of the City of Phoenix.
 Sec B. The said Commission of the City of Phoenix reserves the right to cancel and revoke the .permis- sion herein given at any time upon the failure, refusal or neglect of the said Arizona Eastern Railway Com rany, it's successors and assigns, to conform to and comply with all or any of the ordinances, resolutions or regulations now in force and effect, or which may hereafter be ordained, prescribed or provided by the Com mission concerning. referring or re- lating to laying, constructing. main 1 taining or operating the said side track herein or hereby permitted Sec. 4. This ordinance shall take effect and be in force from and af- ter thirty days from and after its passage by the Commission and ap- proval by the Mayor. and shall be published as required by the City Charter, and the cost of publication of this ordinance shall be paid for by the said Arizona Eastern Railway Company.
 PASSED by the Commissioners O. the City of Phoenix, this 26th day o May, 1914.
 APPROVED this 26th day of May 1914
 GEO. U. YOUNG,
 Attest: Mayor.
 FRANK THOMAS,
 City Clerk.
Arizona republican., 1914-05-30
NOTICE TO BOND BUYERS
SALE OF DISTRICT NUMBER EIGHT SCHOOL BONDS

Notice is hereby given that sealed bids will be received at the office of the Board of Supervisors of Marcopa County, in the City of Phoenix, Ari- zona, until ten o'clock A. NJ.
 MONDAY, JUNE TWENTY
 SECOND. 1914.
 for the purchase Of forty (40) Dis trict Number Eight School Bonds. with accrued interest Said bonds being in denomination of Five Hun dred Dollars each, amounting in the aggregate to the sum of Twenty Thousand Dollars (s2O,OOOOO) and bearing interest at the rate of six per cent per annum, payable semi annually. Said Bonds to be dated July first, 1914, and payable twenty years from the date thereof. Both principal and interest payable in Gold Coin, Lawful Money of the United States at the office of the Treasurer of MaricOpa County, Bonds to be delivered to the pur chaser thereof in the City Of Phoe nix. Arizona. at the Office of the Clerk of the Board of Supervisors Of said Maricopa County. /! These Bonds are issued under the authority of Title XI. Revised Stat Gtes of Arizona, 1913.
 All bids must be accompanied by 3 certified check upon a National Bank or upon bank in Arizona. for One Thousand Dollars payable to the Treasurer of Maricopa County. No bid for less than par value and accrued interest to date of delivery ! will be received. The checks of un- successful bidders will be returned upon rejection of each bid. Bids at a rate of interest less than six (6TO per cent will be considered.
 The Board expressly reserves the right to reject any and all bids ol to waive any informality in any bid Bids will be opened by said Boarl on Monday, June 22nd. 1914, at ter o'clock A. M and thereafter con Sidered
 Bids must be sealed and addressed James Miller, Jr., Clerk Board oi , Supervisors, Phoenix, Arizona, and , marked on outside of envelope: District Number Eight Bond Pro- , posal."
 By order of Board of Supervisors Maricopa County.
 JAMES MILLER, JR.
 Clerk
Arizona republican., 1914-05-30
ORDNANCE NO. 7


 AN ORDINANCE GRANTING TO
 THE ARIZONA EASTERN RAIL-
 WAY COMPANY, A CORPORA
 TION THE PRIVILEGE OF
 BUILDING A SIDE TRACK
 ACROSS CERTAIN OF THE
 BLOCKS, STREETS AND AVE
 NUES OF THE CITY OF PHOE-
 NIX.
 BE IT ORDAINED by the Con- mission of the City of Phoenix, as follows:
 Sec. l. That permission is hereby given to the Arizona Eastern Raii- way Company, a corporation, It's successors and assigns, to lay, con- struct. maintain and operate a standard gauge side track. com mencing on the east side of Sixth Street. in Block forty three (4O Linnville Addition to the City oi Phoenix, according to the map or plat thereof on file and of record ir the County Recorders office, of Mar icopa County, Arizona; thence across Sixth to forty-four (4D; thence across thence across Fourth Street tC Block forty-six (40; thence across Third Street to Block forty-sever (4O; thence across Second Street to Block forty eight (4S); thence across First Street to Block forty mine (49); all as shown on the attached blue print, and over and across the property of the said Arizona Eas- tern Railway Company, except as above provided.
 Sec. 2. That said track shall bt laid, constructed, maintained and Op- erated upon the established grade oi i the said streets and shall be useo and operated subject to- all ordin-
Arizona republican., 1914-05-30

or contingent to which this
 Corporation is at any tune
 subject, shall be sum not to
 exceed two-thirds of the
 amount of the capital stock. In witness whereof. we hereunto affix our signatures and the seal oi said Corporation. this 18th day Of May, A. D., 1914.
 w. R. Jones. President, Great Western Oil Refin- ing and Pipe Line Company. Cooperate SeaD ATTEST:
 John M Cameron.
 Secretary.
 STATE OF ILLINOIS COUNTY OF COOK ss
 Before me, C. M. Well, Notar, Public, in and for the State ano County aforesaid, on this day, per scnally appeared w. R. Jones known to me to be the same persor whose name is. subscribed to th' foregoing instrument, and he ac knowledged to me that he voluntar ily executed the same for and ol behalf of said Company as it's ire act and deed, and for the purpose | and consideration therein mentioned 1 Given under my hand and seal office this 18th day of May, A. D l 1914
 c. M- Well, Notary Public.  l (Notarial SeaD i My commission expires Nov. 29tl ; 1916
 l Filed in the office of the AriZon l Corporation Commission this 29t cay of May A. D. 1914, at goo r. at the request Of E. F. M MARks whose post office address is Phoeni' Arizona.
 ARIZONA CORPORATION COM MISSION,
 By W. P. GEARY. Chairman.
Arizona republican., 1914-05-30
Oomaik Riding in the Arctic

The oomaik may be described as the family boat" of the Eskimo. It is used by the men in whale and walrus hunting. and by the whole family during their annual summer trips which they make to gather the winter store of fish and berries. Then it presents a spectacle not soon forgotten Crowded to the gun vale with mixed assortment Of men, women, children and dogs, to- gether with piles of provisions and hides and all the impedimenta of camping, it moves slowly along A sail of white and colored drilling, sewn in alternate strips. or even of patched skins, assists the 'aborine vesel through the water.
 Some of the occupants paddle when they feel like it. others scan the shore or watch the water ripping from the stern If progress is too slow even for the Eskimo the dogs are pn' ashore. d stout line of wairns hide IS attached to the bow and they ION the boat along Such parties are away all summer, or rather during tre three months interval which is no' winter-a brief. beautiful season ol amending daylight-Wide World Mag aZine.
Arizona republican., 1914-05-30
IF YOU WANT WHAT YOU WANT WHEN YOU WANT IT, HERE IT

shall be in full force and effect from and effect from and after it's passage, and it's approval by the Mayor, and shall be published as required by the City Charter.
 PASSED by the Commission of the
 City of Phoenix this 26th day of May, 1914. APPROVED this 2eth day of May, 1914. GEO. G. YOGNG. Mayor. Attest: FRANK THOMAS, l City Clerk.
Arizona republican., 1914-05-30
NOTICE

THE ASSESSMENT ROLL of Mar icopa County, State of Arizona, for the year 1914, has been delivered to me by J. T. Bone, Assessor, and filed in this office for inspection
 The Board of Supervisors will sit as BOARD OF EQUALIZATION, com mencing Monday June l, 1914, and con- tinue it's session until the afternoon of June 10, 1914.
 JAMES MILLER, JR, Clerk Board of Supervisors, Maricopa County. State of Arizona.
Arizona republican., 1914-05-30
Announcements
STATE OF ARIZONA
 Office of the ARIZONA CORPORATION COM.

MISSION UNITED STATES OF AMERICA.
 STATE OF ARIZONA ss THE ARIZONA CORPORATION COMMISSION does hereby certif: plete transcript of the
 AMENDMENT
 TO ARTICLES OF INCORPORATION
 OF GREAT WESTERN OIL REFINING AND PIPE LINE COMPANY which was filed in the office of said Arizona Corporation Commission or the 29th day of May. A. D.. 1914 at 3:00 o'clock D. m.. as provided by law
 N TESTIMONY WHEREOF. The Arizona Corporation Commission, by it's Chairman has hereunto set it's hand and affixed it's official Seal Done at the city of Phoenix, the Cap itol. this 29th day of May, A. D. 1914. ARIZONA CORPORATION COM MISSION.
 w. p Geary,
 Chairman tSEAL) Attest: Frank DeSonza. Secretary AMENDMENT TO ARTICLES OF INCORPORATION
Arizona republican., 1914-05-30
GREAT WESTERN OIL REFINING
 AND PIPE LINE COMPANY

Know all men by these presents, that at special meeting of the Stockholders of the Great Western Gil Refining and Pipe Line Company, q corporation of the State of Ari- zona. duly called and held at it's of flee in the City Of Chicago, County of Cook, and State of Illinois, on the 18th day of May. A. D., 1914. Articles Third t3) and Sixth (6) of the Arti- cles of Incorporation of the said Company. were by the affirmative vcte of majority of the shares Of stock of said Company issued and out standing, amended to read as fol- lows. to wit:
 THIRD The authorized amount of
 capital stock shall be One
 Million Dollars tS1 900, ,000.O0)
 divided into ten Thousand
 u0,000) shares of the par
 value of One Hundred Dol
 lars ($100.00) each.
 SIXTH The highest amount of in-
 dohtafppSS liahilify direct
Arizona republican., 1914-05-30
PUBLIC ACCOUNT

C. P. Lee, Successor to Lee & Plunkett, 309 National Bank of Ari- zona Building, Accounting, Auditing. Systematizing Will open and Close Books of Account and make up Analy- tical statements and reports. 1T
Arizona republican., 1914-05-30
Wanted-Help Female

WANTED-Experien lady for light lunches. Donofrio's Confectionery Store gb
Arizona republican., 1914-05-30
ICE CREAM

VELVET ICE CREAM, 25 cts: quart
 at factory or packed and delivered .65
 cts half gal, $1.20 gal. Factory 3rd and Madison. Phone 697 If
Arizona republican., 1914-05-30

WANTED-Experienc filter for Women's ready to wear section; good salary and steady position to the right party; don't apply unless fully capable of filling the position. KOrrick's New York Store. gb
Arizona republican., 1914-05-30
PASTURES FOR RENT

WANTED - Horses to pasture, smooth wire, well water, shade. Chas. k. Barnes, Grand Canal and Ave. IT.. Phone 118R3 II
Arizona republican., 1914-05-30

MONEY TO LOAN-On good im- proved real estate at lowest rates E. E. Pascoe. 11O North Center Sure st.
Arizona republican., 1914-05-30

GET THE MONEY-s10 to $100 on your piano, furniture, horses, COWS, etc. confidential, no delay Mutual Loan Co, Lewis Bldg Phone 1896. tf
Arizona republican., 1914-05-30

RING 4l4 for reliable messenger service. v
Arizona republican., 1914-05-30
VETERINARY SURGEON

DIR. J. A. AMBROSY. graduate from the German army and U. s. Veterinary College. Calls attended day and night. Phone 1892. 71s Grand Ave. If
Arizona republican., 1914-05-30

Hire a little salesman at The Re- publican office. A Want Ad will see more customers than you can.
Arizona republican., 1914-05-30
Special Notices

$10 REWARD for the arrest and conviction of anyone stealing the Ari- zona Republican from the front yards of any Of our subscribers THE ARIZONA REPUBLICAN,
Arizona republican., 1914-05-30

SIXTH The highest amount of in-
 dehtedness or liability direct
Arizona republican., 1914-05-30
PAINTERS AND DECORATORS

GET OUR PRICES
 ON 14x20 OVAL FRAMES with con- vex glass; Real attractive. Phone LONGS PAINT HOUSE
 37 N 1st AVE PHONE 1hke. If
Arizona republican., 1914-05-30
DRESSMAkE RS

DRESSMAkERS
 FASHIONABLE KING 210 E Taylor Phone 263S. b FASHIONABLE DRESSMAK1NG, Phone S361. If
Arizona republican., 1914-05-30

Attes
The Washington herald., 1914-12-05
'U. S. AGAINST STILLS,
WHY NOT LIQUOR MEN?"
Gov. Patterson Says ''Mooushiners'
Do Little Damage, While Manu-
facturers Ham Thousands.

The treatment accorded the humble
''moonshiner" in the mountains Of the
South by the Federal government was
contrasted with the attitude which the
same government displays towards the
wealthy distiller by former Gov. NJ. r.
Patterson, Of Tennessee, at a meeting
at Luther Place Memorial Church last
evening. Gov. Patterson declared the
moonshiner makes a few gallons OF
liquor, exercising what he believes Is a
natural right, which. even IL II gets into
other hands can AFFECT only limited few,
while the distiller sends out his product
to be consumed by hundreds Of thou
sands.
All this means, he said, that the gov
ernment, for the sake OF the money which
II gets from the distIIler, Is willing to
assist in perpetuating the liquor traffic.
The speaker expressed the hope that the
day soon would come when what he
termed an internal partnership" would
come to an end.
DIR. Sam Small, at Mount Vernon Place
NJ. Z. Church. Ninth and X streets
northwest, spoke vigorously along sImI-
lar lines. He asserted the Federal gov
ernment has for years shown favoritism
to the liquor interests, especially the
manufacturers. DIR. Small afforded his
hearers a glimpse into the Iong-con.
tinued activities on his part in behalf
OF prohibition and asserted that he now
sees victory in the near future.
DIR. Small, Gov. Patterson, and others
will speak TO men only Sunday after
noon at $50 o'clock at the Belasco Thea
ter. Senator Morris Sheppard. OF Texas,
will preside.
The Washington herald., 1914-12-05
Changes in Personnel.

The Department Of Commerce yester-
day announced the following changes in
| its personnel:
In the Bureau OF Foreign and Domestic
Commerce. George w. Doonan, CONNER
cial agent at New York City, has been
! transferred to St. Louis, Mo: William
! H. SchOls has been appointed clerk TO
the commercial attache at Berlin. Ger
many. at $500. and the temporary ap-
pointment OF Miss Louise E. Bouson as
expert (clerk) at $40 has been extended.
In the Bureau OF Standards. c. Arthur
Briggs, associate physicist, has been pro-
NOTED to $500: Frederick ]. Schlink has
been promoted from laboratory assistant
to assistant physicist at $3.50, and
Eugene II. StObbs. temporary mechani-
clan at 500, has been permanently ap-
pointed.
David n. Bosworth has been appointed
seaman at $500 on the steamer Phalarope.
of the Bureau OF Fisheries.
The temporary appointments OF Fred
erick G. Nash and Jefferson B. Obern-
dorfer as inspectors in the Bureau OF
Navigation at Baltimore. Md. and Nor
folk. Va, respectively. have been eX-
tended.
In the Lighthouse Service. William w.
Russell, temporary additional assistant
keeper of Sanibel Island Light Station.
Fla. has been PROBATIONARY appointed;
William J. Gauthier, laborer at Chicago
Harbor Light Station. Ill. has resigned,
and Stannie SiEUndson has been appoint
ed TO the position; George NJ. While and
Hans T. A. Beuthe have been proba-
tionally appointed as assistant keepers OF
Point No Point Light Station, Md. and
Hog Island Light Station, r l.. respec-
lively. and John D. Brady has been re-
instated as assistant keeper OF Hooper
Island Light Station, Nd.
The Washington herald., 1914-12-05
Watt Defends Dreadnoughts.

Rear Admiral Watt. chief OF the Bureau
Of Construction. OF the Navy Department,
yesterday urged the House Committee on
Naval Affairs that is working on the
navy appropriation bill not TO yield to the
clamOr that is now going up and curtail
the battleship program OF construction in
order to get more submarines. Admitting
the remarkable work done by the sub
marines in the European war, where
Admiral Watt said they had operated
under circumstances particularly favor
able for them. the chief constructor OF
the United States navy reminded mem
bers of Congress that the battleship still
had the important part in national de-
fense.
The Washington herald., 1914-12-05
ANOTHER XMAS
FOR EVERYBODY
Public-spirited Citizens Plan
Celebration Similar to
Last Years.
COMMITTEES ARE CHOSEN
The Washington Herald Fathered
First Community Event of Its Kind
in National Capital.

With the success Of washington's first
community Christmas tree celebration
last year still fresh in the memory OF the
city, the movement for a general Christ
as festival in which every one shall join
has been revived, and the work Of ar
ranging the spectacular midwinter fete
has begun.
Last year about this time certain public
spirited men and women volunteered to
help stage the spectacle, and The Herald
fathered the project After much un-
selfish labor the community Christmas
tree workers completed their plans and
many thousands gathered at the east
plaza of the Capitol to take part In the
celebration.
Successful Civic Undertaking.
Beautiful music, impressive tableaux
based on the Christmas story, and effec-
tive lighting of the great Christmas tree
at the foot Of the broad steps OF the Capt.
toI made the celebration probably the
most successful civic undertaking Wash
ington has ever essayed.
The movement for a 1914 community
Christmas tree was launched at a meet
ing of business men held yesterday in the
rooms of the Board OF Trade. and the
following committees were named:
Executive committee, William II. Sim
gleton; financial committee. George w.
White; committee on site, Chris ].
W. c. Allen: committee on music, r. p.
Andrews; Boy Scout committee, q. s.
Martin; costumes, Nine. Montford /;
tableau, Mrs. Clara D. Neigh, and public
order, f. r. S. Embrey. Richard Con-
ners is secretary and 2. D. Blackstone
vice chairman Of the tree decoration COM
mittee.
The Washington herald., 1914-12-05
LAWYERS QUARREL AT HEARING
Bell Doesn't Want Shoemaker BE-
fore Excise Board at Any Time.


Who are you, and what right have
you to appear at q hearing before this
excise boardr' asked Attorney Alex
ander H. Bell Of Attorney A. z. Shoe
maker yesterday while the board was
hearing the application OF John r.
Morris for q wholesale liquor license
at ais Pensylvania avenue northwest.
"The law certainly does not provide
for the appearance here of persons
with Utopian dreams of the elimina-
ton of all saloons" said Bell.
Bell said the men he represented will
seek enactment OF q law at the coming
session Of Congress so framed that
Shoemaker cannot appear before the
board unless he can show he is the
authorised attorney of property holders
in the neighborhood OF the site of the
proposed saloon for which a saloon is
requested.
You'll have a sweet time getting
that law" replied Shoemaker.
Edward J. GlRvin was heard on his
application for a saloon license at 3o9
G street northwest. Shoemaker op-
posed this application on the ground
that Glavin, when recently refused a
license and ordered to sell his stock,
failed TO dispose of 1t.
The Pure Food Liquor Company was
given q hearing on its application to
transfer its store from SIS F street
northwest to 637 F street.
The Washington herald., 1914-12-05
WILSON CONCLUDES MESSAGE.
Presidents Annual Address Will
BE 1000 Words Long.

President Wilson has completed his an
nual message to Congress which he will
read to a joint session OF the House and
Senate next week, and advance copies
are to be distributed to newspapers
throughout the country tomorrow. The
message is nearly 400 words long and
Is probably the longest address which
Mr.. Wilson has delivered 10 the Con-
gress.
The President will not propose any new
legislation in the message. 1t was learn
ed authoritatively last night He VIII
urge the enactment Of the shipping bill.
the Philippine independence bill and the
conservation measures, but will stop
there.
Officials understand that the Presi-
dent will discuss the Mexican situation at
some length in the message and that In
So doing he will express satisfaction at
the successful withdrawal of the Amer
lean troops from Vera Cruz,