St. Johns review. (Saint Johns, Or.) 1904-current, 1914-09-18

johns Pharmacy.
The industrious man pray
for work; the lazy man for
snap.
The man who talks in hi
sleep is much more entertain
ing than q snorer.
Had old Huerta started th,
present trouble everybody woulc
have said he was drunk.
A crouch gets what is left
after the cream has been skim.
med off the milk of human kind.
ness.
The blamed armies never
stick around and fight il out al
a place a fellow has learned to
pronounce.
The reason a man gets angry
in an argument is because the
other fellow is too ignorant to
agree with him.
Modern bullets are advertised
as making a clean. neat hole
through a man, but satisfaction
is not guaranteed.
No one can foresee what the
result of the war will be, fur
ther than it will end in vim
dication of General Sherman.
Magazines at VERY special
club prices for a short time only.
Order now and save money.
See Rogers. Phone Col. 104.
A New York woman had a
man arrested and then married
him. And yet some fool men
think they understand women.
In the family where the hus-
band and wife admit they could
not have done better there is
going to be no such animal as
divorce.
In our inexpert opinion the
capture by Germany of seventy
thousand Russians is the big
gest blunder made since the war
started. -Ex.
We guarantee the quality of
Ansco Films, to be equal to that
Of any film on the market. Try
them for your next exposure.
AT the st. Johns Pharmacy.
Roping and bull dogging. as
demonstrated at the Wild West
Show at Vancouver last week,
should not be permitted. IL is
very cruel. and the Spanish bull
fights are not much worse.
Mrs. Peter Robischon and son
George Of Sauk Centre. Mimi,
are the guests of Mr.. and Mrs.
5. l.. 10y this week. In COM
pany with Mr.. and Mrs. 10y.
they made this Office pleasant
visit Wednesday.
We wish to extend our heart
felt thanks TO our many friends.
for their kindness and floral
offerings during our bereave-
ment. We especially appreciat-
ed and feel thankful 20 the Port.
and Class of the international
Bible Students" for their kind
and loving services. Mrs. o.
I. Madison. o. b. Madison. Mrs.
Josie Berwick. Mrs. Anna Tiede-
nan. Mrs. Lena Richter and
Mrs. Gusta j. Noce.
A man arrested for murder
)ribed Flanagan on the jury
With 500 to hang out for ver-
lict of manslaughter. The jury
vas out a long time. and finally
,ame in with a verdict of man.
slaughter. The man rushed up
o Flanagan and said: "I'm
obliged TO you. my friend. Did
'ou have hard timer? "Yis."
aid Flanagan; "an awful hard
ime. The other eleven wanted
o acquit yez. Atlanta Journal.
Two Scotchmen had been hav-
ng a good time on the heather
Towns of a little island, and
we're rowing back home across
he firth when the boat capsized.
Angus had clung to the boat.
md Jock. who had clung to the
,ottle. was floundering bravely
n the deep. Although a poor
WINNER. he struck out for the
kiff. holding the bottle in one
Iand. After a few strokes ne
'egan TO falter. Angus" he
ried, 81 dinna think | can
nak' il" "Well. if ye Gamma
nak' il. Jock. throw it," called
'ack Angus. -Ex.
w. l.. Benepe. Wells Fargo
gent OF Sebastapol. CAL, and c.
J. Benepe, conductor on the
Northwestern at San Rafael,
re touring the principal cities
rom Frisco to Seattle. and
listing their uncle. j. X. |
yeimer. and friends at differ
mt places. They are we'll pleas
d with the prospects of st. |
ohns and think it a fine place |
or any one looking for loca-
ion. They. with their mother. |
irs. Austee Benepe. who has
een spending the summer with |
er brother. expect to leave for
heir homes next week.
Misses .IennIa and Eva Greo-