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Ashland tidings. [volume] (Ashland, Or.) 1876-1919, 1914-04-16
MATCHMAKING IN INDIA. .
One Scheme That Gave Missionary
the Surprise of His Life.

One Scheme That Gave Missionary
the Surprise of His Life.
Almost every one who has friends in
mission work in India knows that one
very important function of the mis-
sionary is to play the part of match
maker to his flock. But few if any
have heard of the conditions being re-
versed and the flock turning match
maker for their missionary. That does
occur, however, as the letter written
by n missionary who lives at Tuti-
corin, south India, tells:
On New Years day, 1911, as / was
seated in my little mud cottage at
| Tuticorin number of people entered
the yeranda aud tremendously came
into my room, bearing trays of flow
ers, fruits. raisinS and sugar, which
they placed at my feet like suppliants
who desire to gain the hearing of a
petition. After all due ceremonial eti-
quette had been observed and / had
indicated my willingness to hear their
petition Brother Gnana Draviam, a
prominent lawyer in Tuticorin, began
reading in Tamil an address to which
the others gave strict attention. 1t
ran like this
Reverend Sir-You have now for
nearly two years bestowed great care
and labor upon us, miniStering to our
spiritual welfare and striving for the
| health of our souls to such an extent
that you have greatly impaired your
own physical health, and we feel that
you need some one to care for you,
| since you do not care for yourself.
We fear lest your zeal in our behalf
may deprive us at once of your life
and services. Therefore, with pro-
found humility and sincere respect, we
venture to request you to marry Il
good woman, who will both care for
you and help US"
This was naturally n confusing thing
to happen, but was bound to re-
spond to such an eloquent appeal, and
when the applause died away l rose
and answered with considerable effort:
Your affectionate regard for my
"ClAiAC 10 oO ONGi IiiuI 4 hu NN
no words in which to express my ap.
| pIeciation," and sat down, quite faint
from the exertion But the novelty OF
the situation overcame my fatigue
and, turning to one OF the elders,
asked if they had any particular per
son in mind as one who would be will
ing to become my helpmeet and be
equal to all the responsibilities they
had outlined. Immediately Miss WIS
name was mentioned. But" said /
Il don't believe she would have me-
This seemed to me like matchmaking
with vengeance. What high handed
act, to be sure! To order their pastor
to marry, and then to choose the girl
besides! But the worst was still to
come "We have already seen her and
told her she must have you," said
Brother Rajappan.
SO it was settled. may add that
my wife and have reason to approve
highly of the Indian method of match
making. but il should be combined
with the western method Of courting
as in our case, to secure the best re.
sults.-Exchange.
Ashland tidings. [volume] (Ashland, Or.) 1876-1919, 1914-04-16
SINGLER FOR SHERIFF.

In accepting the appointment sue
ceeding my brother for his unexpireG
term as Sheriff, l did so for the
benefit of his widow and family. The
office has had an honest and efficient
administration.
With the same objects and pur
poses in view l hereby announce my.
self as a candidate for the Republi.
can nomination at the primaries May
Is, 1914. w. H. SINGLER.
Ashland tidings. [volume] (Ashland, Or.) 1876-1919, 1914-04-16
Rheumatic Pains Relieved.

Why suffer from rheumatism when
relief may be had at so small a cost?
Mrs. Elmer Hatch, Peru, Ind, writes
II have been subject to attacks of
rheumatism for years. Chamberlaih's IS
Liniment always relieves me immedi-
ately, and take pleasure in recon-
;nending it to others" 25 and so
cent bottles. For sale by all dealers.
Ashland tidings. [volume] (Ashland, Or.) 1876-1919, 1914-04-16
SHERIEE

J. F. Hittson, chief of police of
Medford, announces his candidacy
for the democratic nomination for
sheriff of Jackson county at the pri-
maries May IS. 10O-1O0
Ashland tidings. [volume] (Ashland, Or.) 1876-1919, 1914-04-16
COUNTY TREASURED.

If nominated and elected treasurer
l will give the office my personal at
tention and perform the duties per-
tanning thereto according to law, as
l have done during the past.
JAS. NJ. CRONEMILLER.
Ashland tidings. [volume] (Ashland, Or.) 1876-1919, 1914-04-16
LOCAL S. r. TIME CARD.
NOrthbOund.

No. 14................ 500 am.
Grants Pass motor (main
line depot .......... $50 am.
Grants Pass motor (city
depot .......... $40 am.
Grants Pass motor (main
line depot ...... 3:40 pm.
Grants Pass motor Getty
depot ........... $3.50 pm.
No. I6 ................ 4:S0 pm.
SoHthbound. Arrive.
Grants Pass motor (city
depot }..........,... 900 am.
Grants Pass motor (main
line depob .......... 9:20 am
No. 13 ...............11:35 am.
Grants Pass motor Getty
depot ............. $40 pm.
Grants Pass motor (main
line depot ...... 3:20 pm.
No. Is ............. 4:50 pm.
Ashland tidings. [volume] (Ashland, Or.) 1876-1919, 1914-04-16

-Slumber Well and Sunlight felt
mattresses are solid comfort produc-
ers, at $40 to SIT, at the Ashland
Furniture Co. sO-4t
Ashland tidings. [volume] (Ashland, Or.) 1876-1919, 1914-04-16
His Fad.

The Doctor-Every man needs q fad.
it is really mental safety valve. Bet
ter cultivate one. The Patent-I have
mine-The DOctor-What is it? The
Patient-Collecting unpaid bills. Per-
haps you'll add one?-Cleveland Plain
Dealer.
Ashland tidings. [volume] (Ashland, Or.) 1876-1919, 1914-04-16
EARHART FOR SHERIFF.

A. X. Earhart of Rogue River an
nounces his candidacy for sheriff of
Jackson county, subject to the will of
the republican primary May is.
Ashland tidings. [volume] (Ashland, Or.) 1876-1919, 1914-04-16

Furniture, carpets and rugs at
the Ashland Furniture Co. are sell
ing at the closest figures. Look over
our stock before buying. Goat
Ashland tidings. [volume] (Ashland, Or.) 1876-1919, 1914-04-16
POLITICAL
ANNOUNCEMENTS
[Paid Advertisements
For SHERIEE.

A. W. Walker of Medford an
nounces his candidacy for the re-
publican nomination as sheriff at the
primaries May Is.
Ashland tidings. [volume] (Ashland, Or.) 1876-1919, 1914-04-16
-Brooms. ASK your dealer for the
product of the local factory. S7-tf

-Morton's Millfeed makes more
milk. S6-tf
Ashland tidings. [volume] (Ashland, Or.) 1876-1919, 1914-04-16

Phone No. 39 when In need of Job
printing. Work and prices are right.
Evening star. [volume] (Washington, D.C.) 1854-1972, 1914-09-07
Leave Your Little Wants
The: Star Branch.
One In Your Neighborhood.
NORTHWEST:

NORTHWEST:
Cap. cor r. l. ave-. Parker's PHARMACY
Srd ST.. cor. Ind. ave. Butler & Field Pharmacy.
eth st, cor. T, Criswelrs Pharmacy.
sth ST. cor Pa sTe KsnSs Bureau
9th st, aas. Roland waIiace's newsstand
9th St. cor. o. McGnire,s Pharmacy.
I'm IL, st, cor. z, Davis Pharmacy.
18Th st. cor Col road Fsmsrs P pa, qmesy
22nd St. cor. n, Nansemond Pharmacy.
2sth ST.. cor. Pa. ave. Herbert's Pharmacy:
Georsi a's ave- COZ 4sos, cam n Phsrmacy
Holmead place cor Otis Holmead Pharmacy.
]. ST. 1904. Morse's Pharmacy.
Pa. ave-. 1705. HoltzcIaw's Newsstand.
NORTHEAST:
\. Cap. cor. P St. Richa rdson.s Pharmacy.
y Cap, cor st.: Kencsy,s Ph bar. n,n.cv
eth 81. cor. X. Mcchesrey Joachim. Walter
]. Boyce. mgr.
~ ~, St cor 1satmans
,sth ST. cor Cap In,%n Park phaGmse''
SOUTHEAST:
sth St. cor. E Thompson Drug Co.
sth St. cor G. Roach Drug Co.
nfh St. cor. Pa ave-. Fea!ys Pharmacy.
18th ST., cor. Pa. ave-. Rradlev's Pharmacy.
SOUTHWEST:
9Th st, cor. D. Sullfvan's Pharmacy.
GEORGETOWN:
Wis. ave-, cor NJ St. O'Donnell's Pharmacy
18th ST.. P. Prides Pharmacy.
ANACOSTIA.
200 Nichols ave-, Rury's Drug Store.
AND THESE POSTAL TELEGRAPH
OFFICES
Emitted States Capitol
Interior Department.
Union Station.
Bond Rnilding w. r. and A. Ewy. once.
1872 Connecticut avenue.
,2ia Wisconsin avenue.
llth Street Wharf.
Evening star. [volume] (Washington, D.C.) 1854-1972, 1914-09-07
A+~.. WANT
Get Best Results
RATES.

HAVESs
Help. Situations. Lost and Found, Rent Rooms
Country Board. etc. one cent word each 'sms
for IS words more.
Miscellaneous Sales and Wants. Business Op.
portunties. Automobiles, ETC.. one cent wor9
each time for three or more times. Win 10
word minimum.
business Announcements. Real Estate: Apart.
ments, etc. four lines or more< three times. 10
rents a line each time. with . decreasing rate
Tor . longer period.
Evening star. [volume] (Washington, D.C.) 1854-1972, 1914-09-07
Observation-Disclosures

AGENTS RENT LISTS.
THE GILMORE 1910 BHTMORE ST.;
hfgh-class, six-story fire and sound proof build
ing; extra large rooms, refrigeration; no ice to
buy. AL outside rooms: magnificent view over
Rock Creek valley. Four and five rooms and
BATH $50 and $65.
SNIPSON-SULLLVAN CO.. INC,
Of
Evening star. [volume] (Washington, D.C.) 1854-1972, 1914-09-07

FOR RENT-4H o st. NV: three rooms in
shop or living purposes: 50 per month"; 12s
FORTUNE in pennies; 1909 proft; complete
line of vending machines, gum ball, peanut,
ETC. Box 81. Star office. s.
GROCERY STORE. frst-class, in Sc: fine fix
lures: will sacrifice. good reason for selling.
Box 1872. Star office. y
OBSERVATION-DISCLOSURES grocery and meat stpre;
NV section bargain; good reason for selling.
Box 2OS. Star ONCE. o.
I HAVE some capital. together with my serv-
ices: pnssess good business ability and de-
sire an assured income: investment must be
secured. Box 3d. Star once g.
INCORPORATED manufacturing company needs
81 coo to complete contracts: liberal conces-
sion on stock for quick funds. This is snap
for party with money. Address Box 100.
city P. o. ..
LUCRATIVE BUSINESS for sale cheap; few
hours work each day; horse. wagon and i'm
PIGMENTS: good reason for selling. Apply a25
Newton place NV. =
LUNCHROoM. With o. without 10 furnished
rooms all FULL on account OF illness VIII sac
rifce. Box 1874. Star office ..
LUNCHROOM-Best In town: excellent location;
for sale cheap. Box AT. Star ONCE 81.
OPPORTUNITY FOR INVESTORS-6@ COL
lateral loan; interest payable quarterly on
first mortgage bonds Of railway near TINS CITY,
ample security offered. Address Hallway BOX
90. Star once.
Evening star. [volume] (Washington, D.C.) 1854-1972, 1914-09-07

EXCEPTIONAL BUSINESS OPPORTUNITY.
FOR SALE.
Old established. paying restaurant bar, roof rec
Completely equipped, newly furnished and
decorated-no competition.
In the best residential section of Baltimore
on main thoroughfare; two car lines at door,
four more within 100 feet. Lot 50 feet front
by 100 improved by two-story brick build
ing. of steel construction, to which five more
stories may be added. Ideal situation for hotel
First floor consisting of magnifcently deco
rated main dining hall tseatns capacity, 400.
with ample floor space for dancing, band
stand.
Gentlemens buffet. bar. oyster bar and cigar
counter. all completely furnished and fitted
(seating capacity, 50). Decorated mission style
Modern kitchen and laundry. fully equipped.
Second floor consists of nine Brunswick
Balke-Collender Company's regulation bowling
alleys in first-class condition; floor specially
constructed to prevent noise.
Roof garden includes beautifully decorated
restaurant (seating capacity, 400, service bar
aud kitchen, dancing floor, two modern electri;
elevators.
Commodious private apartment, suitable for
owners or managers residence.
Chairs. tables, linens. silver, china glass
ware, electric fans. etc.
Terms, third cash and two-thirds in one
year.
For further particulars address CHARLES
II. KNAPP, 141S-1422 Fidelity bldg Balti-
more Md,
The Calumet news. [volume] (Calumet, Mich.) 1907-1938, 1914-06-19
ODD FELLOWS SESSION IN
HANCOCK MUCH ENJOYED
OFFICERS OF GRAND LODGE ARE
GUESTS AT GATHERING IN
GERMANIA HALL,

Herbert \. Thompson, grand master
and Fred a. Rogers, grand secretary
OF the Michigan odd Fellows, were
guests of honor last evening at "A big
booster meeting, under the auspices
OF Houghton county odd Fellows. i'm
Germania hall. Yesterday afternoon
they were entertained by an automo-
bile ride to Dollar Bay, where the
smelters We're visited.
Last evening at Germania hall. a
class of thirty candidates was initiat-
ed. Following the ritual work a So
cial session was much enjoyed.
The Holly Rebekah lodge served re-
freshments in the Germania hall din
ing quarters.
The grand lodge officers will spend
several days in the copper country.
They will be guests of the Copper
Country Association of odd Fellow
lodges at Crestview next Saturday,
when the annual outing takes place.
An interesting program has been ar
ranged and it is expected that close
to 1900 odd Fellows will be present.
The Calumet news. [volume] (Calumet, Mich.) 1907-1938, 1914-06-19
BASEBALL GAME TOMORROW.
s. p. i-Consregational Teams Will
Play Painesdale and Y. M. p c.

Scheduled games between the teams
entered I'm the Sunday school baseball
league Will be played tomorrow after
noon. The nine representing the First
congregational Sunday school will
play the 5. l.. !. club team of the First
Nj. II. Sunday school at the Hancock
driving park. The game will COM
mence ut 4:l5 o'clock sharp. This
game promises to be an interesting
one as considerable rivalry exists be-
tween the two mines and each team
has been practicing hard for the con-
test in anticipation of victory
The baseball team representing the
Y. NJ +. c. nine of the Quincy Meth
odist Episcopal Sunday school will
leave at o'clock tomorrow afternoon
Tor Painesdale where they will play
the Painesdale NJ. II. Sunday school
nine. The trip to Painesdale will be
made by motor truck. The Y. NJ. l.. G.
nine now leads the league with the
). i. !. team and hopes to secure their
lead by winning tomorrow's contest.
The Calumet news. [volume] (Calumet, Mich.) 1907-1938, 1914-06-19
HAS HOUGnTOS FOUND THE SAME 2
The Answer is Found in the straight
forward Statement of Hough'
ton Resident.

We have been reading week altei
week in the local press of Calumet
citizens who have been rid of Distress
ing kidney and bladder troubles pF
Doan's Kidney Pills, and we nave Oh
ten wondered whether the same hish
opinion Of this medicine is to be louh.'
In our neighboring towns. Ihls l'"nN
and earnest statement by wen.
known and respected resident VI
Houghton will! set this doubt AT res.
Damon West, retired farmer o-O
Edward ST, Houghton, Mich says
The statement I have previously CIV
en- in favor of Doan's Kidney fl''
still holds good. They have done 'i'e
a world Of good. still use them oo-
cosionally and they always bring '"'
best of results"
Price zoe. at all dealers, Don sun
ply ask for kidney remeuS
Doan's Kidney Pils--the same 'n"'
Mr.. West had. Foster Mllpurh 'o''
Prop- Buffalo, ". Y.
Remember the name--Doan s--'"'
take no other (Advert'sen'e""
The Calumet news. [volume] (Calumet, Mich.) 1907-1938, 1914-06-19
REALIZES HIS AMBITION.
Mining Company EmpIoye Saves For
Twenty Years to Buy Farm.

Victor KokkO who has worked for
the Calumet Il Hecla Mining company
for twenty years, as miner and
brakeman. has realized an ambition he
has long cherished. For years he has
been setting aside money each month
toward purchasing a farm, which he
has now succeeded in acquiring. When
the strike was called 1t looked as
though his dreams of years were To be
postponed for a time at least How
ever he remained at work midst the
jeers of agitators and others who had
been duped into believing the govern
mcnt would take over the mines and
the agitators would have the whole
say.
This week Mr.. Kokko realized his
ambition. Through Emil Peltoniemi,
a Hancock real estate agent, he pur-
chased the Walter Jamison farm of 200
acres near Rockland The considera-
ton was $4,000 and Mr.. Kokko had
the money to close the deal. one hum
dred acres of this tract is under cul-
tivation. The transfer included farm
buildings and implements.
The Calumet news. [volume] (Calumet, Mich.) 1907-1938, 1914-06-19
Hancock Department
WILL DRAW SCHOOL PLANS.
Nroh'teet Charlton to Make Sketches
For Board Of Education.

Arehitect ID. Fred Charlton OF Mar.
'lue''e has been authorized by tho
hancock board of education Ia sketch
pans for the proposed new high
S'hool' also plans for an addition tc
the present building. While the board
Is IN FAVOR of a new school it does not
Mish to appear as trying to override
me wishes of some taxpayers who
nllSht FAVOR an addition.
II is possible that Mr.. Charlton will
submit these sketches to the board be
iore the end of another week. Early
ACTON is desired that the proposition of
bonding may be submitted to the vot
ers at an early date If the issue car
rles work of going ahead with the
new school is TO he taken up at once
Inc board realizes it will take close
To TWO years to complete "A high school
that viii conform to its wishes and the
sooner 1t is commenced the sooner il
VIII be ready for occupancy.
The Calumet news. [volume] (Calumet, Mich.) 1907-1938, 1914-06-19
CONVICTED MAN PUTS
ANOTHER IN HIS PLACE
INNOCENT VICTIM DRUGGED AND
luGGED OFF TO PRISON
is RELEASED.

| San Francisco, Cal, June 10
Shanghaied on the waterfront Of Ma
gasaki, Japan, carried in irons across
the Pacific on the United States army
transport Sheridan and thrust into
San Quentin penitentiary to serve
three years under a name he never
had heard of, Albert Johansen, a
round-eyed puzzled scandinavian sail
or man, was given his liberty by the
United States attorney and the war
den Of San quentin.
The prisoners story was short. He
was drinking one night last month in
a waterfront saloon at Nagasalli.
Three strangers offered 10 stand him
treat. He accepted. The next morn
ing he found himself at sea, prisoner
on the army transport Sheridan.
Nobody understood him when he
tried to tell of his identity and he
was duly delivered at San Quentin as
James Rogers, alias Peter Grimes,
there to serve a three years sentence
imposed by the treaty court at Shang-
hal for a forgery. His cell mate
CHANGED to be a fellow cuuntryman
and through him he got a hearing
Today Johansen was given the al
bum of prisoners portraits and asked
if he could find anybody i'm it he re-
membered. AS soon as ne came on
Rogers portrait, he said, That's one
Of the men / drank with in Nagasaki."
The belief of federal officials is that
Rogers got the deputy i'm whose GUS
today he had been placed drunk, slip
ped drug into Johansen's drink and
personally delivered him late at night
aboard the Sheridan, turning over to
petty officer the papers he had stol-
en- from the drunken deputy.
Foreer is Apprehended.
San Francisco, June 19.-Peter A..
Grimes, alias Rogers, convicted forger
who is believed 60 have drugged Al
bert Johansen In IA Nagasaki saloon
and substituted the Norwegian for
himself just before the transfer under
guard to the transport Sheridan, has
been apprehended near Nagasaki by
the Japanese authorities and is now i'm
custody, according t. information re-
ccived from Washin ton by United
States District Attorney John w.
Preston last night.
Preston was told last night that
Grimes could not be extradited from
Japan. but that the Japanese govern
ment had given assurance that it would
prosecute the forger.
The Calumet news. [volume] (Calumet, Mich.) 1907-1938, 1914-06-19

HANCOCK BREVlTIES.
). :. :. :. :. :. :. :. :. :. :. :. :. :. :.

Mrs. NJ. r. Goldsworthy is visiting
i'm Chicago.
The Pewabic schools closed official
~ this afternoon, an appropriate pro-
gram being rendered by the children
John Kiskilla will go to Ann Arbor
next week to attend a reunion of the
members of the law class with which
he was graduated.
Mrs. X. w. Zmmerschild and
daughter arrived yesterday from De-
home for several weeks.
Senator w. Frank James returned
from L'Anse this morning, where he
delivered the commencement address
to the graduates of that village. lie
left this afternoon for Mass City,
where he will deliver the commence
ment address to the graduates of that
high school this evening.
G. Il. Lamb of Cleveland is register
ed at the Scott Hotel. He is i'm the
business trips.
Chief i. II. EXley of the Hancock
fire department, accompanied by his
daughter Miss Erma EXley will leave
tomorrow evening for Rochester, MINI.
where Miss Exley viii undergo an OPP
Grafton.
Lyman Funkey has returned To his
home in this city from the University
of Michigan.
The Calumet news. [volume] (Calumet, Mich.) 1907-1938, 1914-06-19
WANT RESIDENT RABBI.
Temple Of Jacob officers Communi
cate With Several Clergymen.

An answer to n call issued by the
officers of the First Congregation OF
Israel TO a rabbi for Temple Jacob is
expected by the latter part OF next
week. In issuing the call the officers
communicated with more than one
rabbi that time might be saved as the
congregation is anxious to secure a
resident rabbi to assume charge at the
oneripg of the church year in Sep
TENDER.
Members of the copper country Jew
nv have received invitations to attend
the twenty-fifth anniversary conven-
tion of the Central Conference OF AM
orican Rabbis to be held in Detroit.
Iune 20 to July I. 1t will be one of
tho most important gatherings jew
;sb clergymen i'm this generation.
The Calumet news. [volume] (Calumet, Mich.) 1907-1938, 1914-06-19
TEN DAYS FOR TREsPAss.

Ole Pesonen and Walter Anderson
charged with trespassing on the prop
erty of Peter Peterson, who owns a
farm near the outskirts of Hancock,
were sentenced to ten days in the
county Jail last night by Justice Eich-
kern. The complainant stated that
he had warned the defendants to re-
main away from his property, as they
had been using it for a short cut, but
when he warned them yesterday, they
demonstrated. Peterson Immediately
took action, with the above result.
The Calumet news. [volume] (Calumet, Mich.) 1907-1938, 1914-06-19
AUTolsTS GET $1oo,e25.
State Refunds Money Paid for Ii
censes Under Invalid Law.

Lansing, June 19.-Secretary of
state Martindalc has issued $4,000 mo-
tor car licenses since the first of the
year ;also issued 3.77i chauffeurs' Ii
censes and 5,j24 motorcycle licenses.
Checks amounting to $l00,925 have
been mailed to motor car owners who
obtained their licenses before the SUI
premc court knocked out the new mo-
tor car tax law The work of return
ing the money to the owners is being
rushed as rapidly as possible, but it
will take several weeks to go through
the entire list.
The Calumet news. [volume] (Calumet, Mich.) 1907-1938, 1914-06-19
WILL CRUISE TO DULUTH.

The annual Fourth of July cruise of
the Hancock naval reserve will take
the sailors TO Duluth. The Yantic with
her crew will leave Friday July 3 at
noon and will reach Duluth the next
morning. \ stay will be made at the
Zenith City until noon on July > when
the ship will start on the home trip
1t is not known how many of the re-
serve will go on the cruise but it Is
expected that practically every mem
Der of the division will report.
The Calumet news. [volume] (Calumet, Mich.) 1907-1938, 1914-06-19
MARRIED LAoT EVENING.

Miss Eta OMAN OF QuIhVy IdsV
evening became the bride OF EDWIN
Harry of Hancock, Rev. Reuben eros
by performing the ceremony at the
Hancock NJ. f.. church at o'clock in
the presence of relatives of the prlde
and bridegroom and a small group OF
friends. Mr. and Mrs. Harry VIII re-
side at 1896 Summit street
The Calumet news. [volume] (Calumet, Mich.) 1907-1938, 1914-06-19
GRADUATES GET DIPLOMAS.

AT ST. Patrick's church last evening
,,o commencement class of St. Pat
,icl's parochial school received their
d,nIomas The church was crowded
with friends and relatives who were
nresent TO see the class take its last
sorevell Of high school life as stu
dents. Rev. Fr. Holland delivered the
commencement address.
The Calumet news. [volume] (Calumet, Mich.) 1907-1938, 1914-06-19
WAR NOTE.

Some day, just by way of testing the
progress of the feminist movement, we
are going to sit quietly down with the
woman whose opinion we value most
highly and ask her, just between us
two. which she'd rather have. if she
had to have one. war with Mexico or
red ants in the refrigcrator-Ohio
State journal.