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The Green Forest tribune., 1914-08-14

It's as difficult for some women to get their hats on in the evening as it is for some men to get theirs on the next morning.
The Green Forest tribune., 1914-08-14

After girl has been married about three weeks she comes back to earth.
The Green Forest tribune., 1914-08-14

Don't be misled. Ask for Red Cross Ball Blue. Makes beautiful white clothes. At all good grocers. Adv.
The Green Forest tribune., 1914-08-14

sS,l..ss t,ae ,as,T.131s .ap,,y-,eiilatt'z | Ret. Croas Ball Blue. M M7ses beautiful, clear white clothes All good grocers. Adv.
The Green Forest tribune., 1914-08-14

Some men are not content with be- ing treated well; they want to be treated often
The Green Forest tribune., 1914-08-14

A beautiful girl is one who is pretty and doesn't know 1t.
The Green Forest tribune., 1914-08-14

Being fond of cocktails is feather in no mans cap.
The Green Forest tribune., 1914-08-14

your medicine had done for her and I tried it. Itn1ade me strong and healthy and our home is now happy with baby boy. l am very glad that I took Lydia F. Pinkham's Vegetable Compound and do all I can to recommend it. ''-Mrs.A B. BosCAMP, 504 E. Howard Street, Creston, Iowa.
The Green Forest tribune., 1914-08-14

A good dressmaker can give wom- an almost as much pleasure as a good bartender can give a man.
The Green Forest tribune., 1914-08-14

Fish is no good as brain food unless it has something to assimilate with.
The Green Forest tribune., 1914-08-14

Why are people so foolish as tc want their own way when our way is so much better?
The Green Forest tribune., 1914-08-14

It's all right to cultivate thirst for knowledge, but it brings with it mighty few free lAnches
The Green Forest tribune., 1914-08-14
WOMAN WEAK
 AND NERVOUS
Finds Health in Lydia E. Pinkhan's Vegetable
 Compound.

Creston, Iowa. -" I suffered with fe- male troubles from the time I came into
The Green Forest tribune., 1914-08-14
Tons of Roots and Herbs

are used annually in the manufacture of Lydia E. Pinkham's Vegetable Com- pound, which is known from ocean to ocean as the standard remedy for female ills.
 For forty years this famous root and herb medicine has been pre-eminently successful in controlling the diseases of women. Merit alone could have stood this test of time.
 If you have the slightest doubt that Lydia E. Pinkham'S Vegeta- ble Compound will help you, to Lydia E.Pinkham MedicineC Go. (cOnfidentiaD Lynn, Mass, flor ad- vice. Your letter will be opened, read and answered by a woman, and held in strict confidence.
The Green Forest tribune., 1914-08-14

A wise man declines to take drink between drinks.
The Green Forest tribune., 1914-08-14
Good at Subtraction.

'Is Jiggs much of a golfer% His form is very poor, but his arithmetic is excellent"
The Green Forest tribune., 1914-08-14
How To Give Ouinine To Children

FEBRILINE is the trademark name given to an improved Qunine. It is Tasteless Syrup pleas ant to take and does not disturb the stomach
 Children take it and never know it is Quinine
 Also especially adapted to adults who cannot take ordinary Quinine. Does not nauseate nor cause nervousness nor ringing in the head. Try 1t the next time you need Quinine for any pur- pose. Ask for z-ounce original package. The name FEBRILINE is blown in bottle. as cents.
The Green Forest tribune., 1914-08-14

Notice-Those desiring to enter this class should apply at once to Jno. B. Cowpland, secretary, Little Rock, Ark, for application blanks. Adv.
The Green Forest tribune., 1914-08-14

Brides with sour dispositions are apt to spoil honeymoons.
The Caldwell watchman. (Columbia, La.) 1885-1946, 1914-01-23
BAD CASE or DANDRUFF

bissell, Ala.-"I had very bad case
or dandruff on my head. | was tor.
mented by itching and my hair began
to come out by the combfuls. al
most became frantic, fearful that |
would lose all of my hair which was
my pride. There were some pimples
on my scalp and scratched them un-
til they made sores. My hair was dry
and lifeless.
i saw the advertisement of Cuticura
Soap and Ointment and sent to my
druggist for three cakes of Cuticura
Soap and box of Cuticura Ointment.
! washed my scalp with warm water
strong with the Cuticura Soap and
dried, afterwards applying the Cuti-
cura Ointment, working it in the scalp
slowly with my fingers. After using
them for several days my hair began
to stop coming out. The dandruff all
disappeared and in less than four
weeks cure was accomplished per.
manently." (Signed) Miss Lucy May.
Cuticura Soap and Ointment sold
throughout the world. Sample of each
free,with 32-p. Skin Book. Address post.
card "Cuticura, Dept. l., Boston."-Adv.
The Caldwell watchman. (Columbia, La.) 1885-1946, 1914-01-23
TAKE SALTS TO FLUSH
KIDNEYS IF BACK HURTS
Says Too Much Meat Forms Uric Acid
Which Clogs the Kidneys and
irritates the Bladder.

Most folks forget that the kidneys,
like the bowels, get sluggish and clog
ged and need a flushing occasionally,
else we have backache and dull misery
in the kidney region. severe head.
aches, rheumatic twinges, torpid liver,
acid stomach, sleeplessness and all
sorts of bladder disorders.
You simply must keep your kidneys
active and clean, and the moment you
feel an ache or pain in the kidney
region, get about fouy ounces of Jad
Salts from any good drug store here,
take a tablespoonful in glass Of
water before breakfast for a few days
and your kidneys will then act fine.
This famous salts is made from the
acid of grapes and lemon juice, COM
bined with lithia, and is harmless to
flush clogged kidneys and stimulate
them to normal activity. 1t also neu.
tralizes the acids in the urine so 1t
no longer initiates, thus ending blad-
der disorders.
Jad Salts is harmless; inexpensive;
makes delightful effervescent lithia.
water drink which everybody should
take now and then to keep their kid
neys clean, thus avoiding serious COM
plications.
A well-known local druggist says he
sells lots of Jad Salts to folks who be-
lieve in overcoming kidney trouble
while 1t is only trouble-Adv.
The Caldwell watchman. (Columbia, La.) 1885-1946, 1914-01-23
DIZZY, HEADACHY,
SICK, 'CASCARETS'
Gently cleanse your liver and
sluggish bowels while
you sleep.

Sick headache, biliousness, dizzi-
ness, coated tongue, foul taste and foul
breath-always trace them to torpid
liver; delayed, fermenting food in the
bowels or sour, gassy stomach.
Poisonous matter clogged in the In
testines, instead of being cast out
of the system is re-absorbed into the
blood. When this poison reaches the
delicate brain tissue it causes con-
gestion and that dull, throbbing, sick
ening headache
Cascarets Immediately cleanse the
stomach, remove the sour, undlgested
food and foul gases, take the excess
bile from the liver and carry out all
the constipated waste matter and
poisons In the bowels.
A Cascaret tonight will surely
straighten you out by morning. They
work while you sleep-a 10-cent box
from your druggist means your head
clear, stomach sweet and your liver
and bowels regular for months. Adv.
The Caldwell watchman. (Columbia, La.) 1885-1946, 1914-01-23
SIMPLE AND EASIER TO Do
Tramp's Methods Not Altogether Un-
like That Followed by Too
Many Others.

Hoboes came up for discussion IN a
Washington club the other night, and
Senator Nathan p. Bryan of Florida
told this anecdote along the Weary
Willie line:
Some time ago hobo meekly tap
ped on the back door of suburban
home and asked for something to eat
The good housewife responded that
she would feed him on the back step
along with Fido, providing he was
willing to earn the meal by cleaning
out the gutter.
The tramp agreed, and when he had
eaten his way through several sand.
wiches to feeling of happiness, the
housewife came out with reliable
looking hoe
You needn't have gone to that trou'
BILE, madam said the hobo, sizing up
the farm implement. 81 never use a
hoe in cleaning out a gutter
Never use hoe!" said the woman
with a wondering expression. What
do you use, then, a shovel?"
mo, madam" replied the hobo
starting for the back gate, my meth
Cd is to pray for rain"
The Caldwell watchman. (Columbia, La.) 1885-1946, 1914-01-23
FALLING HAIR MEANS
DANDRUFF IS ACTIVE
Save Your Hair! Get IS Cent Bottle
Of Danderine Right Now-Also
Stops itching Scalp.

Thin, brittle, colorless and scraggy
hair is mute evidence of neglected
scalp; Of dandruff-that awful scurf.
There is nothing so destructive to
the hair as dandruff. 1t robs the hair
of its luster, its strength and its very
life; eventually producing feverish-
ness and itching Of the scalp, which
If not remedied causes the hair roots
TO shrink, loosen and die-then the
hair falls out fast. A little Danderine
tontght-now-any time-Will surely
save your hair.
Get rs cent bottle of Knowlton's
Danderine from any store, and after
the first application your hair will
take on that life, luster and luxuriance
which is so beautiful 1t will become
wavy and fluffy and have the appear.
ance of abundance; an incompatible
gloss and softness, but what will
please you most will be after just
few weeks use, when you will actual.
ly see lot of fine, downy hair-new
hair-growing all over the scalp. ADV.
The Caldwell watchman. (Columbia, La.) 1885-1946, 1914-01-23
DR.. PIERCE'S PLEASANT PELLETS
Relieve Liver Ills!
Onions Are Cheaper.

Mrs. Hetty Green on her seventy
eighth birthday anniversary told re-
porter that she put more faith in on.
ions than in doctors. An onion was
her recipe for colds, coughs, insomnia,
nerves and many other maladies.
IAN onion" she added, lis a better
friend to your pocketbook than a doc
tor, too.
"A young lady was studying to be
a nurse, and she said one day to a
popular surgeon:
What did you operate on Mr..
Socis for?'
"'F For $1,000 the surgeon answered.
"The young nurse smiled.
No. she said; l mean what did
he have%
Three thousand dollars was the
surgeons reply"
The Caldwell watchman. (Columbia, La.) 1885-1946, 1914-01-23
Exacted a Promise.

Mrs. Henry Preston White was leav-
ing her home for town the other af-
ternoon, and as she started down the
walk a pitiful wall reached her ears.
Turning, she perceived her little five
year-old son leaning far out of the
secOnd-story window.
Mother mother" he cried. please
promise me, won't you, mother?
Promise me-"
Mrs. White ran back in much alarm
into the house and up the stairs.
Darling, tell mother what is the
matter" she pleaded.
ooh. mother, promise me" he
sobbed.
Anything, darling, anything"
Promise me that you'll be good,
mother. while you're in town." he said,
and began to dry his tears.
The Caldwell watchman. (Columbia, La.) 1885-1946, 1914-01-23
OF a Wild Nature.

InstHoutside the entrance to the
yard at the Naval academy is an
apartment house where many young
officers live, and baby carriages are
a not infrequent sight in this vicinity.
Not long ago the commander of the
yard had a notice posted on one side
of the gate forbidding automobiles to
enter, because they frightened the
horses. Shortly afterwards the fol-
lowing unofficial notice appeared on
the other side of the gate:
Baby carriages and perambulators
not allowed in this yard. They scare
the bachelors"
The Caldwell watchman. (Columbia, La.) 1885-1946, 1914-01-23
OVERRIDING Homework.

"Housekeepers everywhere recog.
nize that life is too valuable to spend
every hour of the day in the mere
keeping of the house. No human be-
ing can be continuously efficient and
work more than eight hours in twen-
ty-four. There are better ways, more
scientific methods, more efficient uten-
sils. "-Charles Barnard.
The Caldwell watchman. (Columbia, La.) 1885-1946, 1914-01-23
Things Have Improved

a well known politician, at din
her IN Washington, said of CONNER
cial honesty:
Commercial honesty is improving.
"hen a man lies to you and cheats
you, 1t no longer excuses him to say,
NaVeat emptor-'lt's business'-and
shrug and smile.
IN fact" he ended, things have
now SO much improved that if some
multlmillionaires were to lose their
fortunes the same way they gained
them, they'd insist on somebody 60.
ing to jail"
The Caldwell watchman. (Columbia, La.) 1885-1946, 1914-01-23
GREAT CHANGE
IN TWENTY YEARS
Shaw Lady Looks Younger Instead
Of Older with Lapse
of Time.

Shaw, Miss.-Mrs. V. N. Smith, Of
this city, makes an interesting state.
ment of her experiences, as follows:
Twenty-Five years ago, l contracted
a serious form Of womanly trouble.
We called in our family physician,
and he treated me for it, but it
seemed to do no good. " 1t went on
into other bad troubles, and l com.
menced taking all kinds of medicines
to see If could get relief, but to no
avail.
suffered with that trouble up until
eleven years ago, when l read about
Cardui, the woman's tonic, and bought
a full treatment 1t relieved me at
once, and after taking the full treat
ment, l am now we'll and stout.
sent my brother whom l had not
seen in twenty years, one Of my pho
tographs, and he wrote me that !
looked younger than when he last
saw me-"
For more than so years, Cardui has
been relieving women's sufferings, and
building weak women up to health
and strength. No other tonic gives
the same results as Cardui. No other
woman's medicine has the long record
of success in treating cases of woman.
ly weakness and disease.
Cardui will surely help you.
Try it.
NB.-Wrre to: Ladies' Advisory Dept, chatta.
no0ga Medicine Co., Chattanooga, Tenn, for
Speeial Instructions, and 64page book, Home Treat
ment for Women" sent in plain wrapper. on
request. Adv.
The Caldwell watchman. (Columbia, La.) 1885-1946, 1914-01-23
Not in Her Line,

One day Mr.. Smith went to buy
bushel of buckwheat for sowing
The man who sold the wheat was
away, but his wife undertook tt
make the SALE She found peck
measure and they went to the gran
airy.
She filled the measure twice, poured
the contents into the bag, and begar
to tie it up
But Mrs. Lawton,' said the man
1T takes four pecks to make bushel.'
"Oh, does it," replied the woman
untying the bag. We'll, you see,
never had any experience in measur
Ing grain before l was married. l al
ways taught school"
The Caldwell watchman. (Columbia, La.) 1885-1946, 1914-01-23
Best of All Gifts

"a il''le boy in a big metropolitan
nu"uay school listened eagerly while
.ne superintendent talking of missions
uiseu every one present to contribute
to the cause.
u've what you can, not what you
, m"n'' he concluded his exhortation.
ui'e generously and of your best"
=. LILLE Joseph, taking the exhortation
i''erally and being penniless, wrote
o'i the sip passed out for depositing
IN the pledge box:
Please, sir, give myself"
The Caldwell watchman. (Columbia, La.) 1885-1946, 1914-01-23

told my husband to get me bottle of
Lydia E. Pinkham's Vegetable Com
pound and would try it before I would
submit to any operation. He did 50 and
improved right along. am now doing
all my work and feeling fine.
'1hope other suffering women will trv
your Compound. ! will recommend it
to ali know" Mrs. DANIEL D. B.
DAVIS, ITO Franklin St. , Logansport, Ind.
Since we guarantee that all testimo-
mails which we publish are genuine, is it
not fair to suppose that if Lydia E.
Pinkham's Vegetable Compound has the
virtue to help these women it will help
any other woman who is suffering in a
like manner?
If you are i'll do not drag along until
an operation is necessary, but at once
take Lydia E. Pinkham's Vegetable
Compound.
Write to Lydia e. Pinkham
Medicine Co., (cOnfidentiaD Lynn,
Mass. Your letter will be opened,
read and answered by a woman
and held in strict confidence.
The Caldwell watchman. (Columbia, La.) 1885-1946, 1914-01-23
Price Of Realty in Rome.

In the big cities of the Old World
the highest value seems to belong to
a property in Rome. Here is where
value of $3.50 square foot is found,
and the land Is not used for an in
come-producing building, but includes
the property of the German embassy
to Italy. Business property in Rome
does not bring nearly this high price.
In the principal centers of Offices and
shops values do not mount much
above 5000 a square foot.
The Caldwell watchman. (Columbia, La.) 1885-1946, 1914-01-23
His Mothers Cake.

Mrs. Beanbrough-How do you like
my cake, dear?
Mr.. Beanbrough-It Is very good,
but not as nice as the cake my moth
er makes.
Indeed"
Mother makes marble cake that
looks like the real thing"
"Yes, you are right; and that's
just the way it tastes, too"
The Caldwell watchman. (Columbia, La.) 1885-1946, 1914-01-23
T he Point

. Does the young fellow you have
,ppea IN with you know anything
ABOUT this business he is putting his
money into?" "
his money" p''
The Caldwell watchman. (Columbia, La.) 1885-1946, 1914-01-23
PeddIers Not Allowed

Maid-There's a man called with a
bill, ma'am.
Mistress-Tell him we have some
already.
The Caldwell watchman. (Columbia, La.) 1885-1946, 1914-01-23
Probably Not,

"Scribble says he writes all his love
sonnets to imaginary women"
And l don't suppose there would be
any objections offered if he mailed all
his love sonnets to imaginary editors"
The Caldwell watchman. (Columbia, La.) 1885-1946, 1914-01-23
COLDS & laGRIPPE

5or 6 doses 666 will break any case
Of Chills & Fever, Colds & LaGrippe;
it acts on the liver better than Gallo.
mel and does not grippe or sicken.
Price 25c.-Adv.
The Caldwell watchman. (Columbia, La.) 1885-1946, 1914-01-23

The things we covet have general,
ly lost their novelty by the time we
can afford them.
The Caldwell watchman. (Columbia, La.) 1885-1946, 1914-01-23

Mrs. Winslow's Soothing Syrup for Children
teething, softens the gums, reduces iniamma-
tion, allays pair, cures wind colo, 25c botte.l
The Caldwell watchman. (Columbia, La.) 1885-1946, 1914-01-23
WOMAN REFUSES
OPERATION
Tells How She Was Saved
by Taking Lydia E. Pink.
hams Vegetable
Compound.
Logansport, Ind. "My baby was
over a year old and I bloated till 7 was

a burden to myself.
l suffered from fe-
male trouble so l
could not stand on
my feet and l felt
lik e millions of
needles were prick
ing me all over. At
last my doctor told
m e tn at all that
would save me was
a n operation, b u t
ILL., r
The Caldwell watchman. (Columbia, La.) 1885-1946, 1914-01-23

Tue things we do sometimes cause
a ao .AoFe regret than the things we
The Caldwell watchman. (Columbia, La.) 1885-1946, 1914-01-23

Red Cross Ball Blue. all blue, best bluing
value in the whole world, makes the laun.
dress smile. Adv.
The Caldwell watchman. (Columbia, La.) 1885-1946, 1914-01-23

Some men have greatness thrust
upon them, but it generally goes to
their heads.
The Caldwell watchman. (Columbia, La.) 1885-1946, 1914-01-23

The best way to collect a library is
never to buy to lend but borrow to
keep.
The Caldwell watchman. (Columbia, La.) 1885-1946, 1914-01-23
No Trouble at All.

"And | shall want private bath"
"That'll be all right, all our bath.
room doors have locks on them
The Caldwell watchman. (Columbia, La.) 1885-1946, 1914-01-23

Worms expelled promptly from the human
system with DR.. Peery's Vermifuge Dead
Shot" Adv.
The Caldwell watchman. (Columbia, La.) 1885-1946, 1914-01-23
RUB-MY-TISM

Will cure your rheumatism and al
kinds of aches and pains-Neuralgia,
Cramps, Collie, Sprains, Bruises, Cuts,
Old Sores. Burns, etc. Antiseptio
Anodyne. Price 25c.-Adv.
The Caldwell watchman. (Columbia, La.) 1885-1946, 1914-01-23
important TO Mothers

important TO Mothers
Examine carefully every bottle OF
CASTORIA, safe and sure remedy for
infants and children, and see that it
signature ssss; the g, Ahz2Zzzx
In Use For Over 80 Years.
Children Cry for Fletcher's Castoria
The Caldwell watchman. (Columbia, La.) 1885-1946, 1914-01-23
HeIpinu Him to Save.

Helping Him to Save.
How long is your doctor going to
keep you on a diet, until you are
strong?"
mo, until his bill is paid.
The Caldwell watchman. (Columbia, La.) 1885-1946, 1914-01-23

How about a sneeze?" asked the
Fool
The Caldwell watchman. (Columbia, La.) 1885-1946, 1914-01-23
owners.

Philadelphia has three women mill
owners.
The Caldwell watchman. (Columbia, La.) 1885-1946, 1914-01-23
Sneeze "Born Full Grown"

you must have patience" said the
Sage. Nothing is ever born full
grown
The Caldwell watchman. (Columbia, La.) 1885-1946, 1914-01-23
ENOUGH for One Man to Do.

"I've written q song
"Then be satisfied with that. Don't
insist on singing 1t ais
The Caldwell watchman. (Columbia, La.) 1885-1946, 1914-01-23
INTERNATIONAL,
SUNDAYS0IO()L
LESSON
by E. O. SELLERS. Director Of Evening
Department, the Moody Bible Institute,
Chicagol
LESSON FOR JANUARY rs
SERVING JESUS.

LESSON TEXT-Luke S:1-S: 9:57-e2:
l0:3S-42.
GOLDEN TEXT-"Inasmuch as We did
1t unto one of these my brethren, even
the least. ye did 1t unto me.'-Matt
$40
The farmer and mechanic. [volume] (Raleigh, N.C.) 18??-19??, 1914-07-14

Continued on Page Ten.)
The farmer and mechanic. [volume] (Raleigh, N.C.) 18??-19??, 1914-07-14

Mr.. Pniliam's letter to president
Rerdas was dated on Aug. 4 of last
wear A few days later he received a
rep,y from the Chief OF
which this is a translation:
II have had the satisfaction or re-
ceiyine your interesting letter 81 the
fourth instant. and you may De as
The Washington herald., 1914-06-25
Today's Entries.
HAMILTON.

FIRST. RACE-Purse. $50; tUoyeIr-olds; Eve fur
longs. Shrovetids, ss: Ceito. los; Crystal. ll3
Okemus, lol Ida Claire. los: Ethan Allen. Us
Balko. lis; TnkAy. los; Ed CrImp Ls; Redland,
los; sam McMeekin. Ill
SECOND RACE-Pursr. $500: three-yesr-olds and
upward foaled in CanAda; selling: and one
sixteenth miles Old Reliable, 100: Rock SprinE
los; Ondramida, lu Diamond Cluster, lOl: EponG.
lol; CrJstiAWoga, ITO.
THIRD RACE-Purse $50; threSyear -snd
upward; siK fuTlonES Southern Maid, %; L Steppa.
lG Night Stick l0i: KebaTps, los; PanEsrets, log;
Marjorie A, lG; Great Britain lG Carlton c.. l@.
FOURTH RACE-Purse. $500: three year -olds and
upward: selling; five and one-haf fIrloneS Birdie
Williams. -: Joe Knight liz; Toy Boy, III; Pat
Cannon. lO6; Sun Queen. los; VreelHDd. III; Cart-
Elliott, l8; Rife Brigade, lo. Also eligible:
AnsTr. u2: KSydernssros Ill.
FIFTH RACE-Hamilton Derby: pure. 1900;
threeyear- -olds and onequArtsr miles. Black
Bro0m ia: Luke McIIIke, rs: Water Bass IL;
David Craig, Is. Luke McLuke and David Craig.
SchorT entry.
SIXTH RACE-Purse. 500: three yearoldS and
bell 81; Tktok %: Vested Rights, b6; Cslar, g:
Gen. Ben Lodi. los: King sfalwar. Ill; Hill
Stream, 90; Ralph Lloyd, los: Husky Lad, liz Aso
eligible: Lofty Heywood, u2; VAmbu. 10.
SEVENTH RACE-Purse. 500: three yeaT-ods and
upward: sslling; one mile the turf. king Ne
Dowell, g; Colquitt. lis; 'SqueAler, IS; 'ToWtnn
Field. nI; Netmsker. lo5; 'SepulTsdA, Hi; Runway
loe; The Rump, lls; Star Emblem, 10; Irish Gen
tlenAn N9: Ben Unczs Ill; VI Orc. ue Also
eligible: Rey. Ls; Lily Paxton. lo1
Apprentice allowance claimed