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Harrisburg telegraph. [volume] (Harrisburg, Pa.) 1879-1948, 1914-07-22
THE COLWYN

Michigan Ave. near Beach. All outside
rooms. open surroundings. ExceiIenb
table. $3.50 up daily, $8 to sI2.5O
weekly. c. s. GERKEN
Harrisburg telegraph. [volume] (Harrisburg, Pa.) 1879-1948, 1914-07-22
ATLANTIC CITY, N. J
HOTEL MAJESTIC vir

Ave. and Beach. Center of attractions.
Ocean view. Renovated throuPhout
Capacity, 300. Elevator. Priyate
baths. White service, etc. Superior
table. Special SO up wkly; 81 div
Bklt. NJ. A. SMITH
Harrisburg telegraph. [volume] (Harrisburg, Pa.) 1879-1948, 1914-07-22
THE WILTSHIRE ylrg inia
HOTEL FRONTENAC K (,
THE ELK

80 No. Massachusetts Ave. First-class
boarding from So to $40 weekly. Ali
conveniences.
The Topeka state journal., 1914-02-07
FEDS BEAT SIOUX CITY.
st. Louis Club Claims Option on Tulsa
Training Grounds.

Tulsa, Okla, Feb. 7.-P. D. C. Ball.
representative of the st. Louis Fed
eral League club. has tentatively ar
ranged for a spring training camp
here for the ST. Louis team. Mordecai
Brown, manager of the team, will
come to Tulsa next week to complete
arrangements.
The Topeka state journal., 1914-02-07

returned this week from Chicago where
they attended the Chicago auto show.
Albert I. Reid is another Topekan who
was in Chicago at the time of the show
The Golden Belt Rou.> through Shawnee
county by next fall will be graveled from
one end Of the county to the other.
ported to have said that he favors the
building of permanent roads in Shawnee
county.
Clarence Jordan. secretary Of the Kan
sas State Automobile association, has re-
ceived fifteen new memberships in the Or
ganiza. gam ton from Leavenworth, where the
to receive an additional list of members.
Mr.. Jordan has been notified that he will
bers from Wellington soon.
The American International Touring
SON. Iy Of Oakland Cali III has written to
mercial organizations of Kansas. This
concern expects to arrange for side trips
for tourist; on their way to the exposition
in San Francisco next year.
The Automobile Club of America has
written to Secretary Jordan in reference
to auto roads connecting Kansas towns.
Roads between Manhattan and Law
renee were reported to be in good shape
this week by autoists who were out for
The annual meeting OF the Topeka
Motorcycle club will probably. be held
pected to be in more or less of dormant
state until the spring season fully opens.
Local motorcycle AGENTS are optimistic
in poo-pon machines next spring.
r. K. Wilson. manager Of the Auto
street returned this week from an ex
tended trip through southern Kansas.
This newly orga niZed firm has the state
agency for the Enger cars: also has the
local agency for the Velie cars and
trucks.
E. G. Kinley has received a shipment Of
twelve Ford touring cars and three rum
abouts.
J. H. eonaro will open a garage at 121
West Seventh street about the first of
Marc and will handle the Shevrolet ma
chimes.
An agent for the Central Cycle company
sold tnree Indian machines in one day this
week at Eskridge.
Earl Ives has purchased new Buick
car.
Irwin Keller has been through Shawnee.
Usage Jackson, and Jefferson counties on
a HarleyDavidson motorcycle in the last
week. He said that the roads were in ex-
,ellent condition.
The J. F. Billings compan-- expects to
occupy their new garage at 629 Jackson
treet by the first of March. summer
cries REQ car has just been brought up
from Kansas City, and is on display in
the Billings garage. Mr.. Billings reports
The Topeka state journal., 1914-02-07
MAY STOP JOE TINKER
Toronto Enable to Finance Club
Fight ON ST. Louis-K. C. Players.

Chicago, Feb. Toronto may be
dropped from the Federal League cir
cult and the clubs franchise may be
transferred to Cleveland, Cincinnati or
New York. according to intimations
from Federal League officials who
gathered here today for a conference.
Several New Workers are said to be
eager to finance Federal League club
and it was rumored that an option had
been obtained on the old Brooklyn
games the first season. The New York
men are said to be willing to build a
new park the second year.
First intimation of a change in the
makeup of the new league was state
ment yesterday by Charles Weeghman,
club, who said he was almost certain
Toronto would be dropped. Inability to
finance a club in that city is said to be
the reason for the contemplated plan
which may be made at today's meeting.
May Stop Tinker's Playing.
Chicago, Feb. IAN effort to stop
Joe Tinker himself from playing ball
baseball, according to President Muir
ply of the Cubs. who says that he feels
sure Tinker had legally accepted
terms with the Brooklyn Nationals
before he had signed his Federal
League contract. thus furnishing
grounds for a suit.
Murphy's statement followed confer
ence with Charles Ebbets, of the Brooklyn
club. who returned to his home, after
signing Pitcher Wagner. Ebbets it is un-
derstood. did not see Tinker while here.
Arthur Irwin, representing the New
York Americans. was due in Chicago Fri
day for conference with Rollie Zeider.
tract, and Ed Sweeney. who is on the
fense between offers from the Yankees
and the Buffalo outlaws. None. of the
three appeared at places usually fire.
quented by baseball men and II any con-
ferences took place they were secret.
Umpire Henry O'Day will present to the
rules meeting at New York next week
several changes which he says are i'm
portant.. O'Day is the inventor of the
foul strike rule
Confirmation of the story that Al Brid-
well shortstop, has signed with the St.
Louis Federals, has been received in a let
ter from Bridwell to President Murphy.
Kansas City Fights for st. Louis Men,
The Federal League have made known
that it's officers are planning legal fight
for the services of the three st. Louis
American players, who they said signed
with the Federals last fall, but went back
to the Americans when they were granted
an increased salary. The three are Out
fieiuer Gus Williams, George Baumgart-
The Topeka state journal., 1914-02-07
BORN A SOLDIER
Col. GOethalS Is Descended
From Line of Fighters.
His Grandfather Was With M.
pOleOn at Austerlitz.

The soldier and administrative mill
tary man, says the New York Herald,
has been bred in George Washington
Goethals for three generations. He is
claimed now by many cities and
states, but he is a Brooklyn boy al
though his ancestry is Swiss. and of
the military Swiss at that. His
grandfather was surgeon in the
French army and was with Napoleon
at Austerlitz. His own father, John
Goethals, was born in Switzerland
and moved to Amsterdam in his early
boyhood. In 1845 he came to this
country, making his home in Brook
lyn, where in 1858 Colonel Goethals
The origin of the family name is in
teresting. In good Dutch it is the
equivalent of the English stiff
necked," and was conferred on the
first of the present line. who was one
of the crusaders. by an early king of
Flanders. This man was fighting
side by side with his king when a foe
struck him mighty blow. The
sword was turned aside by the armor
and the man kept on fighting. A Sec
Ond blow was struck, but still the man
kept on fighting before the eyes of his
king. After the conflict the king
called the warrior to his side and
commended him for his prowess
Sire said the soldier. Il break before
l bend.
-Henceforth,'' said the king, thy name
is ioethals, the stin-necked." The name
stuck, and for centuries the family
motto has been I'VE break before We
bend"
1t was in 1875 that Goethals first became
fired with an ambition to go to the mil
itary academy.
At the academy he soon won a reputa-
studies early and late. The effectiveness
of this was shown in 1851, when he was
graduated SO high in his class that he was
commissioned a second lieutenant in the
engineer. corps, open only to students
with highest markings.
IN 4S91 he was promoted to the grade of
captain. He was the chief engineer of the
First army corps in the Spanish war of
1893, and became a major in 1900. In 1907
same year was appointed chairman and
chief engineer of the isthmian canal COM
He received his commission as
colonel in 1909
The Topeka state journal., 1914-02-07
ARGENTINE BUTTER.
One Hundred and Twenty Thousand
Pounds From South America.

Concordia. Kan, Feb. THE Concordia
Ireamery company issues this statement:
The Chicago Daily Produce says: The
arrived. and consists of 1000 boxes of sixty
pounds each. This butter costs about %
cents laid down in New York. with all
charges paid. and another cargo OF 5000
boxes is in transit
1T is obvious that this will have a
great deal of bearing on the butter fat
prices paid In this country The butter
market east is sick Butter Is to be had
ceive a big cut :"
The Topeka state journal., 1914-02-07

that the roads were in fine condition be-
tween Topeka and Kansas City early this
week.
The Topeka state journal., 1914-02-07
The King of All Laxatives

For constipation, use DIR. Kings New
N. Y. says they are the king Of ali
laxatives. They are blessing to all my
family and always keep a box at home"
At Druggists or by mail. H. E. Bucklen
& Co., Philadelphia or st. Louis.
The Topeka state journal., 1914-02-07

er. Charles Weeghman, president of the
Chicago Federals. said he made legal ar
raneements to fight for the services OF
William Killifer and that similar action
would be taken to regain the st. Louis
men,
The Topeka state journal., 1914-02-07

Crawford-''What's the best time for a
man to get home at night?" Crabshaw-
when his wife is asleep.''-Judge
The Topeka state journal., 1914-02-07
Kansas University 50; Washington 10.

Lawrence, Kan, Feb. Tn an in
teresting game here, the Kansas
basketball team defeated Washington
by a score of SO to 19, thus adding an
other conference game to its string of
victories. The game was started with
q rush and it was several minutes be-
fore Captain Sprouu grabbed the first
score of the game by a pretty goal
from the field. From then on the
speeding Jayhawkers were never
headed. At the end of the first half
the score stood "a to IL. In the final
sessions the Pikeways secure only
eight points, while their faster oppo-
nents counted twenty-six. Vandervries
was the star for Kansas, getting eleven
goals from the field during the con-
test. French and Berryhill did the
best work for WASHINGTON.
The Topeka state journal., 1914-02-07

James Bennett McCrea1 4, present
governor of Kentucky and noted as
leading comeback statesman of the
present day, has announced his can
didacy for the U. S. senate. Nc
Creary first became governor of his
state in 1875. Later he went to the
national house Of representatives and
to the senate. He is seventy-five
years old
The Topeka state journal., 1914-02-07

The Prudential Trust company loans
money on city property.-Adv.
The evening herald. [volume] (Albuquerque, New Mexico) 1914-1922, 1914-01-28
WHY iINGuR noNcEl,g

We respectfully request That the
congressional committee c%unductine
an utcsusation into oharacs against
Judgo Emory sp,or do now ana
forthwith coarse said Investigation and
$50 nhout lts several respective ana
collective business. when o. Trims is
dome be De- done aud o wise congrcs-
siouul committee. like "a wise after
dinner speaker. quits when o. 81
through. ANY further %paiavcrinr on
the subject be- SUPERB bundant super
nuouu, experimentation and unnec-
css1ry. Further %proionsing OF the
probe is O. needless waste OF time ana
money.
Guilt being absolutely Insured. let
us proceed to IMPOSE such condign
and severe punishment os the law al
lows
For the mornlug paper OF this cit,
this morning convicted judge Spccr
OF the charges against him. and sure
ly now nothing remains 60 be done
but to open wide the gates OF tho
The evening herald. [volume] (Albuquerque, New Mexico) 1914-1922, 1914-01-28
COUNTING YouR MERcIEs.


"Count yo' MARCHES said Aunt
chloe, AN you sho viii be thank
fuL"
There has been a pretty complete
count Of the "marcios' OF Albuquer-
cue and New Mexico T.. the Pros
perity Talks which have been run
ning In The Evening Herald FOR the
past few weeks. We believe one of
the chief benefits OF these prosperity
talks among the business men at
larse has been In calling attention TO
h comparative advantages which
make Albuqucrque's business condi-
lions 30 satisfactory when compared
10 those elsewhere. When the pcssi-
mist begins 10 truthfuuy and frankly
take account of stock and finds cut
how nue. more there Is TO be opti-
mistic about he generally cheers up.
In these prosperity interviews the
leading business men and town
builders OF Albuquerque have COW
aitA HltAAN "AhNihAhHiN AAt ttihAAANfn
and The advantages which make the
business outlook encouraging TO this
city. They have gone into the facts
of the case; the showing they have
made has been remarkable. Every
one has logically and convincingly
argued from cause 20 effect and the
consensus OF their opinion rs 20 the
effect that Albuquerque has "A lot
more "marcios'' than the average
town Of this size in the wild and
woody west.
People sometimes get 10 borrowing
trouble from the future to such an
extent that they forget TO take adj
vantage Of what the present offers.
II you. gentle reader. are n pessi-
mist. We advise q TO take an hour
on with IA paper and pencil aud jc'
down the items for and against pros
perity for Albuquerque. We are will
Ing 10 wager "a fairly durable and
stylish chapeau that you viii come
out Of hat conference with yourself
hooking rather sheepish ana wonder
ing what you had & be pcssimistle
about.
The evening herald. [volume] (Albuquerque, New Mexico) 1914-1922, 1914-01-28

Matson. r.. j. Keleher. Al Goodrich.
g.. L. Sherwood. Butts, Inc. Mrs. :.
j. Sewell, Dodd n Denhof. n. J.
Bryant, u. H. Carns. N. D., H. @.
Coors, D.. A. Macpherson, A. G.. Cor
nish, NJ b.. Neill r. Field. !. b.
Goodeil. a. G. Hopkins. n. =. Mullen.
s H. Busch, r. r.. Pitehlyn, Joseph
Kirchcr. e.. a. Pearson. j. b. Newell.
G.. n. Conner. A. p. Ferguson. b. r..
Dleckmann. W. NJ. McCurkin. B. N.
Williams, Eugene NJ. Carr, Mira. G. b.
Holmes, A. r. walker. NJ. l.. ScnUtt.
- y. Wilson. r. v. Lanham. 4. /.
Crosse. a. Emory Davis, o. W. John
son. Hugh Trotter. Albuquerque
Lumber Co. Finnegan 4 Brown,
George Myers, Roy McChesncy. r. s.
PriesendOrf, +. u. Fogg. r. u. Hin,
Coleman & Blank. Charles waiting
ton. Mrs j. r.. Haunum, Miss r.
Gray. Mts. +. NJ. LnBar, Miss n.
Hewitt. Mrs. j. y. Gadding. Miss
Marian smith. Miss Mary Kaufman,
Mrs. W. ". Copeland, Prof. &. r..
Hodgin. Prof. V. a. Suydam. Miss =.
s. Hickey. Miss J. :. Parsons. Prof.
Y. NJ Barton. Prof. y. W. Gruer. Or.
j. II. Boyd, Dr. c. r. Kirk, Prof. Asa
Orin Weese.
The evening herald. [volume] (Albuquerque, New Mexico) 1914-1922, 1914-01-28

SEAT SALE BEGINS FOR
F0LLIES
Hush for Reservations at Matson'S
This Morning for Entertainment
by University BoS~.

The sale of seats for the "Frator-
nifty Foiiies, the annual play 81 the
sigma Tau fraternity OF the Uulvcr-
sity of New Mexico 10 be presented
in Elks' theatrr next FRIDAY night.
opened this morning at Matson's with
a rush which guarantees "a crowded
house. Thu advance sale o. seats has
been very much larger than had been
expected and the Sigma Taus are en-
thusiastic over the assured financial
success OF this Years play.
Albuquerque merchants have been
generous In assisting the fraternity
boys for this play. The Kistler-col-
lister company has come forward
with three sets Of gowns tor the
leading woman, loaned for the occa-
sion. and the Kappie Furniture com
pany will provide q large part OF the
stage settings The list Of patrons
follows
Frank Mckee. NJ. W F%lournoy. J.
=. Hubhs. Ar:erican Trust and saw
inRS Bank 20. &. q. Ringland, W. r.
whitney. Charles hcs, n J. strone,
=. T. Vann. A. p. Evcritt, G. o.. Cush-
man. w. G.. Hamhiy v. L. Dobson.
r. NJ. L.inville. Aruo Huning. NJ. l..
Powell. a. II. White. u. a Kistler,
r.. J. Aiger. B. O Jana, n. J. Pet
tint, John Milne. J a. Reidy, N. D.
n. = Manner. W. \. Walton, " J.
White, u. X. q. sellers. T.. Romero,
Mrs. D. r. Higgins. ID. W. GladWin.
George : Klock. Isaac Barth, X j.
BaidridRe, J 49, shechan, H. r. Asse-
lin. Mark Levy. Charles a. Elier, Bert
simmer Hpaauuu4Hta ~ n Walton.
W. " Weinman, j NJ. Mckee, o. a.
The evening herald. [volume] (Albuquerque, New Mexico) 1914-1922, 1914-01-28
IF BACK HURTS
BEGIN ON SALTS


40 man or woman who eats meat
regularly can make a mistake by
flushing the Kidneys occasionally.
says a well known authority. Meat
forms uric acid which cxcites the
kidneys they become overworked
from the strain. get sluggish and
fail fo filter the waste ana poisuns
from the blood then we get sick
Nearly an rheumatism headaches
liver trouble. dizziness
sieeplossness AMI unnar disorders
come from sluggish kidneys
The you feel q duh ache
in the kidneys or your back hurts or
u the urine is cloudy, offensive. fun
ct sediment. irregular u passage or
attended hy "A sensation Of scalding.
stop eating meat and get about -four
ounces OF Jad Salts from any phar-
macy, take a tablespoonful in o glass
Of water before breakfast and IN q
Few DAYS your kidneys win act fine
This famous salts - made from the
|ncid ~ grapes and lemon Juice, com
hined with llthin. and has heen used
for generations to flush and stimu-
late the kidneys, also 20 n%eutrallxc
the acids IN urine 80 Il no longer
causes Irritation thus ending bladder
weakness.
Jads Salts is Inexpensive ana cnn-
not iniure: makes a delightful effer-
lvcsccni Whitewater drink which ev-
eFyone should take now and then 20
keep the kidneys clean and active
and he blood pure, thereby aYoidinr
lserions kidney complications
nnrIn.LI.ln aa.nn- ~ II H.nn.n
The evening herald. [volume] (Albuquerque, New Mexico) 1914-1922, 1914-01-28
MIGnr TRY ~ mlsnE.

Why not a Farmers Day ion Al
buGuoguuc9 Tho smaller towns Ut
the state have adopted his cNpodicut
1" bring the farmers ih closer touch
with the business men and FOR the
general purpose ct stimulating inter
est and enthusiasm iu The develop
mcnt of agricultural possibilities.
Clovis is IA, last town 90 plan q
Farmers Day the event 20 be- held
some time acXt month. 1t seems a.
ne the idea might hold valuable pos
sib1.ties for his city.
For n thing a gathering OF this
knd f properly worked up In ad.
vance might awaken q good many
people to tho number Of successful
farmers that we have in this valley
adjoining Albuquerque and the
amount and variety Of the products
raised and brought to market here.
So much Of the RIO Graude valley
lies faliow and 80 much of our agri-
cultural development is yet TO come.
that sometimes va fail TO realize what
hns already been accomplished.
A Farmers Day" in Albuquerque
ought 60 be u success; ought TO prove
stimulating and profitable TO thn
farmers and the merchants alike. The
idea Is certainly worth thinking
about.
The evening herald. [volume] (Albuquerque, New Mexico) 1914-1922, 1914-01-28
1IlE AFRO o

Boost for the first annual Albu-
qucrQuo Automobile SHOW. u b.
COINS Go be "a hummer. Already
dealers entries have assured enough
go cover the expenses OF the event.
Il is eoing 10 De an imposing expo.
sltion Of the progress of q business
In this state which is having q pro-
foundls important eject on develop
ment Socially md commercially this
exhibition will help Go inject ginger
into the lie Of the city and ii cannot
be made too conspicuous a SUCCESS.
The evening herald. [volume] (Albuquerque, New Mexico) 1914-1922, 1914-01-28
MINING.

That the past year has been the
hest for five or six years IN b min
ing industry In the Rocky mountain
region h the statement made to The
Herald hy a representative OF a
prominent publication. He looks for
O better year in 1914 by reason OF
improved. more economical and efh-
cleut methods OF production. Incl
oenially hc points TO the fact that
while "a numcr Of states showed a
slight falling of during the last year
Now MeSino's mineral output In
creased Especially noteworthy is
h fact that the states gold pFuduc-
tion made an unusually excellent
showing and the prospects are good
for more gold from New Mexieo this
year
The gold. copper lead. zinc, iron.
coal and other minerals of NeW Mex
$50 are becoming a mighty Important
factor in our Development. With ths
reflection that W. produce hneen mill
lions n year md have oniy begun ie
develop 90 go speak, o. doesn't tax,
O steam ensue 20 draw The Inference
that our fuiure in the mining indus.
Try is rather bright Meanwhile leN
a. plug along on he line ~ huildinf
up D permanent mining neld uributof'
~ Albuquerque.
The evening herald. [volume] (Albuquerque, New Mexico) 1914-1922, 1914-01-28

what h. probably The largest slab
of pc lished petrificd wood IN exist
arrived here yesterday ana \
IN display today in the Harvey curio
store al the Santa Fc station. The
dab o. one ~ "A pair. polished hy
a Minneapolis house ana placed with
the Harvey system on consignment
The other piece hns hecn sent 10 the
Grand canyon The slab on display
here b. fully three feet M diameter,
an inch and q half thick and he coll
.orings are the most wonderful ever
seen in the wood coming from the
potrificd forests ct Adnmunn.
Tho Minneapolis house some yenrs
.ngo had special machinery made Tor
polishing the wood from Adamann,
The evening herald. [volume] (Albuquerque, New Mexico) 1914-1922, 1914-01-28

and turned out q large quantity %
polished product But D wood "
va hard that Il proved destructive Ia
machinery and the enterprise WAS
given up. The larger slabs are now
becoming very valuable. being used
chiefly for ornamcntaf table tops.
The evening herald. [volume] (Albuquerque, New Mexico) 1914-1922, 1914-01-28
TAnC In The Solar
JAOO PIexuS.

THE KAISER yesterday celobrat-
cd his birthday. We congratulate
the emperor. upon the occasion Of
the fny-nfth anniversary Of his
birth, In celebrating Il by comforting
high h0nors upon Col. Won Reuter-
the brave. chivalrous and noble Of
ncer who sicked his underiings ON
the lame shoemaker Of Zabern.
O.
SIR. YNEZ saiazar seems to be an
.awfuiiy popular man on both sides
OF the line. Presumably he wishes
that the line was wide enough Il
stand on without stepping over on
either side.
D.
THE HOUSE has decided 10 inves-
tigate the copper and Coa strikes
Naturally Il feels restless. not hav-
Ing investigated anything for two OF
three days.
SOMETIMES one wonders what
federal Officers are FOR. " congress
cannot trust them to DO their duty
In enforcing federal laws IN coal OF
copper strikes as anywhere else.
WE SHOULDN'T be surprised 10
see tho time come when a congress
sionnl investigating committee win
personally visit every moonshine
stil TO see tina Il Is properly pinchcd
d
THEN wHoOPEE Hooray, on
with the Perpetual Investigation and
let Expense be- Unconfined.
O
THE LATEST mob az iynchcrs In
oklahoma arrived on the scene Ia
automobiles. with the progress OF
science and invention we may yet
view the spectacle Of a negro hanged
from an aeroplane.
d
THE STATE treasurer has offered
the loan board another place Ia in
vest the school monoys-and IL isn't
highway bonds. what can be the
matter with the man. governor.
THE PRESIDENT Of IiaytL. like
the sparrow which nitteth where IL
listeth. Is here today and gon to-
morrow, and behold. no one know-
eth OF his passage except but n
saith here he cometh and another
saith yonder he hiketh.
SOME ONE stepped on Mountain
airs dry-farming eorns.
%
VOICE rom the rear seat-"Didn't
know they raised corns by airy farm
ms
LnmHEHHNnNrH a.. - IT. a.. aHwW-
derhilt yacht is aground on the Coz
iombian "a isn't half as sensation
al in its enecs as the news OF the Ii
tanlc OF Nolturno disasters.
D.
TT rs announced that indications
point 10 a new revolt In Mexico.
Curious what things the yellow news
papers viii print sometimes.
o
II You went 10 the Choral so-
clety concert last night you know
that Albuquerque can sure sins some
CONSTANT Reader Rarth called
up the query department yestorday.
saying someone wns offering to sell
him tickets 10 the Choral Society
concert; and he demanded 10 know.
before he bought, whether ia nae
anything 10 90 with Town Talk. b
heck.
a MARKED coin put into cireula'
tlon win sometimes return 90 YOU.
and 60 occasionally happens that was
in d case Of a box OF Christmai
cigars.
D.
A PENNSYLVANIA lndse hai
ruled that a man has o right TO ieaf'
his wife % she smokes in bed. one
must araw the line somewhere.
g.
a MEXICAN JEWELER reached
New york with his fortune in his yes
pocket. Be was lucky at that. ~
ND his head.
t.
NOWADAYS Won say a MAI ma
no more chance than a spaniard -
Mexico.