Arizona republican., 1914-09-06
LITTLE JAMES
Concerning Two Synonymous Struggles Which Dis
 turb the Human Race)

They'll be Crate Contes' goin' tn Time next Toosdy tn Prmmeres in Arzony an tn Seege of Paris. Tn Germansll be tryin to Put Wun over tn Allze an Guvrer Hunt an Docter Hughes an Mister Smith an Mister Lingl all be Bizzy tryin' to Hand Something to Wun anuther. They'll be 'Normous Slotter in both places
 Tn Wors in Arizony an Yurrup has both been markt by Crate Dee of Bitternous an Il-feelin, an what My Paw is Misconstrun' of tn Mo- tifs of tn Other Side Doctor Hughes at Ciuv Hunt is Encurridger of Murder an other forms of Hommycde an at he's grindin tn lifes out of tn Taxpairs with his big Wite Ottermobeel which is tn Most Expensif Joy-Ridn' Vehickle in Amerryca today Guvner Hunt at Doctor Hughes is a Ole Wretch agnst which they ort to be Log. Sez he: If Doctor Hughes could git Convcked of Murder it'd give me Crate Plashure to Modify my Vues on tn Subjeck of Captile Punishment jst wunst. I'm afeered in them Circumstances my Rane in Ari- zony would be Marred by wun Legle Murder
 Mister Ling Mister Smith al each of 'em tn Only Troo Frerd which Organized Labor has in Arizony, an if he aint lected to tn Senit they won't be nothn' to keep Cowardly Captile from trumfin' over tn Sons of Foil which blongs to tn Union To them which don't carry Card it don't make no Diffrunce what happens to em.
 Mister Smith he sez at he got tn Farmers q MorroWtorium their debbit to tn Guverment fer Bdin tn Rooseyfet Damn an if they Exercise Dis creshun in Choosn' a Senter wunst in evry Yeers this here Morrowtoriumll be Extended Indefnit; mebbe it won't Expire before Eternity But he tells 'em if they git Keerless an send jst anybody to tn Senit, like Mister Ling frnstance, they aint no telIin how tn Cecterll be around with tn Bill fer tn Damn.
 Mister Ling tells tn Wotter Users at Mister Smith with his Morrow torum has Soked em fer jist Seven Million an a haf a dolier moren they ort to Pay an if they is intelligent an Avarishus as he thinks they s they'll send somebody to Wash ington to git that Money Back before they hafto Pay it sos at they have tn Use of it while it's Fallin' Doo which'll be Never. "As Money-mak Proppysishun,' sez Mister Ling, its Plane to me what tn Voters ort to do next TOOsdy an agin on November tn 3. In these here times of Hi Prices, little Baggytel like Seven Million an haf Dol Ter aint to be Overlooked none'
 Wun of Nabers at House an sez at he's been Ovcrrun with Democrat Candydates of all kinds an Perticklerly with Candydates fer tn Legislator. He 'Theys been Leven Legislatif Candydates around areddy. Seven of 'em heerd of; I didn't know till I seed 'em at they'd been borned yt They a grate s'prize to Three at Rhode ort to be in tn Pennytenchry. Tn other Wun I don't know nothin agn fer shure an't heerd only Runners about him, an don't bleeve in Condemmin' nobody Nicer Runners. So, I gess I'll vote fer him..
 T s'pose,' sez My Paw at you're agoin to Vote tn Strate Democrat Ticket ushule next No vember?"
 That Depends" Our Naber. "on tn Event chulties of tn Primmaries. I aint goin be Bound by no Party Ackshun ats been Took without my own Consent That's tn only Troo, Feerlous an Independent Democrisy which they is'
 LITTLE JAMES.