La Junta tribune., 1914-04-11

During the past week The United
states Navy. most Of Illinois. the CHI
enso Rscord-Hersld, and few mtnoI
psseincts veat DRY. but swink and
Sugar City and Nanitou are still
Aopssesaly vet. sAd probably wtll ~
nais % until the end of tine. or m.
+ IN Uncle SAN ascides 70 make ths
eatiss nation dry. Il wtll oaly - dry
b spoes .,ntil Uncle San dos ses %
The Job.
An American saloon worker waa
tsyins TO persusde IN lFtshnaa 70
vote for the saloon By using the
threadbare argument that II you
closs the saloons and cut off the
revenue. Il will b. necessary 70 close
the public schools. '.And then what
will your boy do for an education!"
well. begorrah." said the Hibern-
Ian. I'D rather have my boy learn
his A. b. C.s In heaven than to be
able 20 read Latin In HE'LL
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According to the annual report Of
the city treasurer the total amount
Of dog tax collected last year was
$3.50. Is II possible that La Junta's
total dog population Is only fifty!
At the rate Of So per dog that Is the
number that would be figured out.
La Junta's census enumeratOr ON
dogs must have overlooked . few
bets-or dogs. although there are =
few dogs In the old town that have
never been privileged characters In
this regard.
The Colonel says, Isn't II funny
what difference n few years make"
when the Deep Purple" was play
ed here. . gentleman sat behind two
young ladies. probably Is years old.
He continually dropped his program.
and in leaning forward TO pick II up
his head would lay on the young IA
dies shoulders. AZ Fields Min
sersls there was . lady about 3s and
. child OF ten years sat In front Of
this same gentleman. and he never
dropped his program once.
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Il takes news Of interest 70 the old
oswA . lons tlns 70 gst around some
times. and In . very devious and
round about way. In the April L.
sue Of Voice and Salesman. printed
h the city Of New York. this item
aSDears: III. O. Todd. . druggist
Of Twelfth and Troost avenue. Kan.
sas City. No.. was held up one night
recently. few doors from his store.
~ highwaymen. and robbed Of mon-
~ and jewelry to the value Of $3.50"
Too bad. but come easy. 20 easy. il
tie general rule you know.
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Down In Kansas one Of the high
school students there handed In the
following among the answers to her
examination questions. The class In
physiology was taking written ex.
sninasion and among other ques-
tions WAS the following: state In
70 how many parts the human body
ls divided" The Girl student ans
wered ~ follows: The human body
= divided Into three parts-the
hsad. tho chest and the stummick.
The head contains the eyes and
brains. u any. The chest contains
ths lungs and part OF the liver. The
stummick ID devoted 10 the bowels.
ef which there 10 five-a. .. I. o. U
and sometimes and y.
A little os1 settler down In Prov.
srs county Eesps . whole herd Of one
COW and thrss helfesp. He fesds
them we'll on bset tops. corn meal
aad alfalfa hay and the quarsetts d
GOOD enough 70 rssurn hin . gross
lncome Of 80 psr month vhsa shs
milk II seat 70 the coadsasasy. Hi
best COW b giving fifty.five poundi
q milk - daily average and u
1oss not require much time 70 pail
fear COWS morning and eveains. with
sseh . little colisctioa of cattle q
thIs q IL . vssy slnpls matter d
Dlaas and grow q ~ plaes III ~
tssA aad tesass tAsy nay rseuirs
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