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The Redwood gazette. [volume] (Redwood Falls, Minn.) 1873-1940, 1914-02-10
Queer Inspiration
Says Johnnie Wells
Can't See Why Governor Eberhart's
Dental-Chair Inspiration Should
Take Form of Ballad

Gov. Eberhart has written bal
lad entitled "Tis Only You" and
set it to music of his own compost
ton. The song was sung recently
at reception at the governors
home and made a hit. The exc
cutive is said to have received an in
spiration to this effort while occupy
ing dentists chair.
Well, the governors not the only
fellow who's been inspired while suf-
fering the tortures of the damned un-
der the prying insistency Of 'stooth
carpenter" We've been there our
selves, but we never wrote song
about it. However, we've thought
things while in the clutches of the
painless dentist thought thoughts
that would burn and thought things
that we would like to have said and
done had not the dentist had "dam"
damned into our countenance, pos
sibly to keep other dam(n)s from exit
ing from our features. And we
thought "Tis Only You,'' too, the
''you'' meaning the dentist, whom we
desired to get at-but couldn't.
But about the meanest trick ever
turned on our unsuspecting person
by molar manipulation was little
over year ago when we had the
nerves in two teeth killed The sec
ond tooth was considered about dead.
The dentist had us down in his chair
with his knee on our chest and was
exploring the cavity in the offending
molar for what remained of the "dead"
nerve, with the intent of yanking it
out preparatory to plugging up the
hole. Say, talk about painless" man.
ipulation of masticators; the great
depths of our system were we'll nigh
broken up; life had little left for US;
the future held out no reckoning hand;
we didn't care if we died, and didn't
care if everybody knew it. Just as
our torturer got good grip on the
remains of that "dead" nerve and
gave yank that nearly tore our per-
son from its solid foundation, a
cuckoo clock on the wall began to agi-
tate itself. A little bird stood forth
on small platform in the clocks
face and gleefully sang Cuckoo
eleven times. That was the blow that
just about annihilated father. Wrench
ing our person loose from the perse-
cutor's clutches, we sat up in the
chair, shook our fist at the bird and
calculated: "Confound your picture,
| if you were in my place you wouldn't
crow eleven times, not even once"
That wasn't just the way we said it,
4 but those are the sentiments ex-
pressed. The dentist laughed
/ fiendish laugh and remarked that he
had trained that bird to do just what
he had done. And what was worse,
the fellow had the gall to tell all our
/ friends about it.
| And yet the governor got his m
spiration, for song when under a
dentists manipulation. Wonder if
that's the reason why his political
nerve never fails him.
The Redwood gazette. [volume] (Redwood Falls, Minn.) 1873-1940, 1914-02-10
READ EVERY LINE

The merchants in small town have
big advantage over the city mer-
chant when it comes to advertising
the prcie is far lower and every
line of country weekly is read by
every member of the family. On the
other hand the city daily is just
glanced over and cast aside. This
in part explains why the city mer-
chants are doing so much advertis-
ing through the small weekly paper
it brings better results.-Leesburg
Journal.
The Redwood gazette. [volume] (Redwood Falls, Minn.) 1873-1940, 1914-02-10
CHURCH NOTES
PRESBYTERIAN CHURCH
Rev. VIM. Jobusch, Pastor.
Text for morning service

Text Tor morning service
The 23rd Psalm which was announ-
ced for last Sunday will be the subject
for this Sunday morning.
Subject for the evening will be the
Friendship of Christ"
800 Missionary Journey by Senior
C. E. Society.
$3.50 Senior c. E.
7:30 Evening Worship.
TOO Monday, Upstreamer Business
Meeting.
7:45 Choir Rehearsal.
The sermon-lecture on "The Story
of My Second Birth" will be post
poned until Sunday evening, February
%, instead of being given this Sun
day as announced.
The subject deals with the psyche
logy of divine regeneration or con-
version which every Christian exper-
fences to more or less degree when
he publicly accepts Christ as his per-
sonal Savior. The subject shows the
Scriptutral process how today the mi
racle of conversion is as truly occur
ing as when Paul wrote. This mi
racle is greater than any miracle of
healing. l have never read a verse
in the Bible until after my 21st birth
day, nor have | ever entered the door
of Sunday School until after that
time. "God works in a mysterious
way, His wonders to perform" How
a person can be led from infidelity
to full faith in Christ and the Bible
is surely a miracle.
The Redwood gazette. [volume] (Redwood Falls, Minn.) 1873-1940, 1914-02-10
flew across the bay to Tampa and

'1ew across the bay to Tampa and
return in and air boat. Harry had
gun along and, while the pilot stear-
ed the craft, practiced at shooting
ducks from his vantage ground
Harry is in training to become real
sky pilot. The airboat in question
has just been installed for CONNER
.cial purposes between the points men,
toned.
The Redwood gazette. [volume] (Redwood Falls, Minn.) 1873-1940, 1914-02-10
.LASSIFIED
.ADvERTISEMENTSD

FOR SALE:-House and two lots.
Inquire of F. C. Evans. 28-tf
FOR SALE:-Straight back cutter,
nearly new. Inquire of Allen Fra
ser. 29-1t
FOR SALE:-All of my household
goods including piano and baby car
riage, everything as good as new. In
quire of AL. Drogosch. 29-3t
WANTED:-A girl for general
house work at once. Inquire of Mrs.
L. P. Larson. 27-tf
FOR SALE:-Yellow dent seed
corn. Inquire of II. Peavey. 27-3t*
FOR SALES cholera immune
brood sows by G. A. Southworth, Bel
view. 21-tf
For Sale Dry mixed cord wood,
$3.50 per cord, $3.50 per cord de-
livered. Inquire A. Winter. 16-n.
FOUND:-A new Bible near the
Canada House last Sunday Owner
may have same by inquiring at this
Office and paying for this notice. 27-f
WANTED TO TRADE:-My equity
of $1,000 in quarter section Of land
for an automobile. Inquire at this
Office. 28-3t
FOR SALE:-Second-hand Radiant
home heater, No. 6, in good condition.
viii sell for $500 If taken at once.
*. Glasco. 29-2t
Your success depends upon the
training you receive, therefore attend
Mankato Commercial College, Man
kato, MINI. 29-2t
FOR RENT: on shares. A 200 acre
farm, miles from South st. Paul
Stock Yards. A. B. Allen, Hastings,
Mimi, Route 6. 29-2ts.
The Redwood gazette. [volume] (Redwood Falls, Minn.) 1873-1940, 1914-02-10
MEETING OF STOCK MEN
Breeders of Horses And Cattle Will
Meet At University Farm
February 10-11

Five thousand invitations have been
sent to horse breeders, dealers and
farmers by the horse breeders depart
ment of the agricultural college for
the meeting of the Minnesota Horse
The Redwood gazette. [volume] (Redwood Falls, Minn.) 1873-1940, 1914-02-10
LUTHERAN CHURCH
Pastor, Rev. A. Schaller.

German services next Sunday, Feb
ruary Is, at 1880 A. NJ, Sunday
school at 1000 A. NJ.
English services on the same day
at 2:30 P. Nj.
Bible reading and song-practise
Wednesday evening at 1880.
Church of The Holy Communion.
DIR. A. A. Joss, Rector.
During the month of February ser
vices viii be at ten-thirty o'clock
Sunday School at twelve o'clock. No
evening service.
The Redwood gazette. [volume] (Redwood Falls, Minn.) 1873-1940, 1914-02-10
FLYING HIGH IN FLORIDA

The Argos Reflector says: st.
Petersburg (Fla.) papers tell how
Harry Railsback, well known here
The Redwood gazette. [volume] (Redwood Falls, Minn.) 1873-1940, 1914-02-10
Girls
and
Boys

Whatever hap-
pens dlr0dyS hare
q kind r0Ord for
Mother!
As you grow older,
the time is sure to
come when you will
remember her as the
very best friend you
had on earth.
The Republican. [volume] (Oakland, Md.) 1877-current, 1914-05-07
ALL PREDICT CHANGE
Mexico City Refugees Continue to Tell
of Anti-Huerta Sentiment.

Vera Cruz, May 5.-While American
refugees may differ as to the situa-
ton at Mexico City, all are agreed
that there is a steadily swelling under,
current of feeling against General
Huerta.
The split with General BlanQuet
is reported to be wider than an
nounced. The activity OF the Catholic
party, the growing feeling of the bust
ness element of the capital that there
will never be peace as long as Huerta
holds sway all seem to be signs of an
impending change.
Some Of the American refugees pro
fess to have the word direct from
confidants Of Huerta that while he
will never resign he does not think a
coup such as unseated and killed
Madero is possible. He has said grim
ly that he viii be ready to meet It,
He may lose his life, but he will not
quail before it.
So far as anti-American sentiment
is concerned they say that it is very
quiet now, although it would not take
any considerable incident to revive It.
The refugees are always surprised
when they arrive at Vera Cruz 10
learn the true state of affairs The
Huertaista newspapers continue to
publish wildly alarmist reports OF
everything. The newcomers are sur
prised and disappointed not to find
the American army on its way to the
interior. They have been given to I'M
derstand that this was either under
way or contemplated.
General Funston's custom house Of.
ficials are in a quandary. They do not
know what to do with the receipts of
their office. They do not know
whether it should be turned over to
the treasury department to be held
until Vera Cruz is returned to its
owners to hold themselves or to try
and ascertain what the Mexicans did
with it honestly and follow their ex-
ample.
The Republican. [volume] (Oakland, Md.) 1877-current, 1914-05-07
FUNSTON SEES DANGER
Water Works at Vera Cruz Is Exposed
TO Artillery Fire.

TO Artillery Fire.
Vera Cruz, May 5.-Brigadier Gen,
eral Funston made his first inspection
of the advanced American post held
by Major Smedley Buffers marines.
This post is located at the Tejar
water works, nine miles from the city.
General Funston and his party
travelled in a fiat car train which was
barricaded and armed. The reason
for this was that there were scattered
groups of Mexican soldiers at several
points in the vicinity of the advanced
American post.
The main Mexican forces are in a
strong position five miles beyond
TEAR. The railway track is torn up
from Tejar onward. An extension of
the American lines surrounding Tejar
is very desirable, as under present
conditions there is nothing to prevent
the Mexicans from using their artil-
lery.
If the water works were destroyed
under present conditions the result
would be serious as Vera Cruz would
have to depend on the water distilled
on the warships.
The Republican. [volume] (Oakland, Md.) 1877-current, 1914-05-07
ST0CKRDE is EMPTlED
Uncle Sans Mexican Prisoners Are
Transferred to New Mexico.

FL Paso, Tex, May 5.-The stockade
at Fort Bliss was relieved of all It's
Mexican prisoners today. More than
1000 of the federal soldiers with their
women left this morning for Fort Win.
gate, n. NJ. Almost the same number
were moved Monday.
Rebel successes at Monterey
brought from six months OF hiding
Jose Madero, an uncle of the slain
president Of Mexico. He reached IL
Paso to join his nephew, Alberto Ma
dero.
Rebel leaders rejoiced over a modi,
fication of the embargo order on am
munition. According to rulings made
by United States custom officials it IS
now possible to take clothing, shoes,
saddles and horses for rebel soldiers
across the border, but guns and am.
munition OF every character still are
barred.
The Republican. [volume] (Oakland, Md.) 1877-current, 1914-05-07
BEGIN ATTACK ON SkLT!LLO
Vanguard of General Villas Army Ar.
rives Before CITY.

Juarez, Mex, May 5.-General
Villas campaign against the com
bined federal armies of Generals We
lasco, Mas and De Moure in Saltillo
opened with an exchange of rife fire
by the outposts. The preliminary
skirmish marked the arrival of the
Constitutionalist vanguard before the
city.
Rebel officials predicted that before
the end of the present week their
cannon and machine guns, supported
by the rife fire of an army of $4,000
men, would be pounding the federal
Entertainments.
simultaneously word was received
at the Quartet general that General
Panfilo Matero opened an attack upon
the federal forces in Zacatecas.
The Republican. [volume] (Oakland, Md.) 1877-current, 1914-05-07
ORDER NISI.

George G. Blocher VS. Elizabeth Carey ct. al.
No. 1921 Equity. In the Circuit Court for
Garrett county, Maryland.
Ordered. this Sd day Of April 1914, by the
Circuit Court for Garrett County, that the
sales OF the property mentioned in these pro =
ceedings, made and reported by Fred A.
Thayer, Trustee, appointed by a decree of
this Court to make said sale, be ratified and
confirmed, unless cause to the contrary be
shown on or before the 1st day of May next;
provideda copy of this order be inserted in
some newspaper printed in Garrett County.
once a week for three successive weeks
before the 25th day of April, 1914.
The report states the amount OF sale to be
$1075.oo
E.Z. TOWER, Clerk.
True Copy-Test: +. z. TowBR, Clerk.
The Republican. [volume] (Oakland, Md.) 1877-current, 1914-05-07
GIRL SLAIN BY
UNKNOWN BRUTE
Chlld's Companion Narrowly e.
Cap9S Same Fate
ARMED CITIZENS IN SEhRCH

Two Little Girls Picking Flowers in
Field at North Braddock, Pa, Are
Attacked by Rough Looking Man.
One Receivers consciousness 70 Wit
ness Stranger Slash chunn's Body.
She Gets Away Safely.
Pittsburg, May Difference Dove
and Elizabeth Kleneck, aged eight and
nine years, respectively, of North
Braddock, were victims of one OF the
most heinous assaults in the police
annals Of this section.
The little playmates were attacked
by a powerfully built and unkempt
man as they were picking violets in a
patch Of woodland four blocks from
their homes.
The Kleneck child escaped with a
severe beating, but the body OF the
other girl was found later in a ditch
with long knife or razor cash run
ming through the length of the little
trunk and one across the throat.
Elizabeth said they encountered the
man on the hillside opposite the Ed
gar Thomson steel works He made
advances to them. When they az
tempted to fee he seized them both.
Holding the Kleneck girl by the throat
the man threw the other child to the
ground and held her with his knee.
With his free hand he drew a long
knifn &c /, 4
she thinks he also drew a large needle
such as is used by upholsterers. Fling
ing the Kleneck girl to the ground the
man knocked her senseless and then
threw her into a thick Clump of
bushes.
When she recovered the man was
slashing the body Of her schoolmate
with the knife. He slashed upward
from her abdomen to her throat and
in frenzy drew the knife across her
throat from ear to ear, inActing a five
inch wound. Selling her by the
ankles he then threw her into
shallow ditch.
Mortified by the spectacle ;ha
Kleneck girl lay silent until the man
had almost completed his work Then
she started creeping away. She had
hardly gotten started until the man
was after her.
She was afraid to scream and in her
fright forgot the nearest way TO the
steel works and help. Apparently
fearing that workmen from the steel
works would go home over the hill
side the man fed.
The Kleneck girl reached her home
screaming Historically. Between con
WILSON'S of fright she told her mother
of the attack.
Meantime a North Braddock police
man had been told that a body had
been seen on the hillside in the hol-
low. He had hardly reported the find
ing of the body to other police when
the Kleneck family reported the at.
tack.
Posses were hastily organized but
the police hurried out ahead Of them
fearful of a lynchinc. Selling what
ever weapons they could find mill men
started for the hollow. Soon there
were more than 5000 men securing
the valley.
After the first rush for the SLAYER
several men went back into the town
and returned to the man hunt with
coils Of rope. A struggle between the
police and the mob for the slayer is
expected if he is captured.
The Republican. [volume] (Oakland, Md.) 1877-current, 1914-05-07
Mediation Sessions in Montreal?

Mexico City, May Sci Pals an.
nounced that Agustin Rodriguez and
Luis Elguero, both connected with the
Mexican National railroads, and Sen
ator Emilio Rabasa would leave here
soon for Montreal to attend the media
ton conferences initiated by Argen-
tina, Brazil and Chile. This is the
first indication given here that the
conference to settle the difference be-
tween the United States and Mexico
may be held in Canada.
The Republican. [volume] (Oakland, Md.) 1877-current, 1914-05-07
Car Runs on; Man Is kiIIed.

Dawson, Pa, May 5.-One man was
killed instantly and FIVE others were
injured, two seriously, when a mine
car, in which they were riding from
the Florence mine to the Baltimore
and Ohio railroad, near here, down
three mile incline got beyond con.
troll, and jumped the track on a trestle,
plunging to the ground, a distance Of
forty feet.
The Republican. [volume] (Oakland, Md.) 1877-current, 1914-05-07
ORDER NISI.
Adam Laughln ct. al. VS.. Rachel l.. Laugh
lin, ct. al,
No. 1929 Equity. In the Circuit Court FOR
Garrett County MARYLAND

Adam Laughlin ct. al. VS.. Rachel l.. Laugh
lin, ct. al,
No 1923 Equity. In the Circuit Court for
Garrett County, Maryland.
Ordered by the Circuit Court of Garrett
County. this 18th day of April. 1914 that the
sale OF the property mentioned in these pro
ceedlngs, made and reported by Fred A
Thayer and Julius c. kenninger, Trustees
appointed by this Court to make said sale
be ratified and confirmed unless cause TO no
contrary thereof he shown on or befcrc the
18th day OF May next, provided a copy of this
order be inserted in some newspaper printed
in Garrett county, once a week for three
successive weeks before the Sth day of May
1914.
The report states the amount OF sale to be
5000.
f Z. TOWER, Clerk.
True copy, Test-E. Z. TOWER Clerk.
STATEMENT showing the conditiong of
the CONTINENTAL INSURANCE COMPA-
NY of New York December 81, 1913:
Capital stock paid up ...-.-...... $4,000 900 90
Total assets - 27 CPS, 476 "a
Total amount OF all Liabilities - 1864 .97s "a
Surplus as regards p icy holders l7,O63, 4aS 30
Bonds and stocks owned by the
Company ......-.. ..... p ,634, 2l5 90
State OF Maryland,
once OF the State Insurance Department,
Baltimore, February 8. 1914
| hereby certify that the above is a true
abstract, taken from the annual statement
OF the Continental Insurance Company of
New York for the year ending December 81 D.,
1913, now on file in this Department.
E(Signed) VIM. MASON SHEHAN,
Insurance Commissioner.
The Republican. [volume] (Oakland, Md.) 1877-current, 1914-05-07
Madero Man MISSING.

Mexico City, May 5.-Padro Las.
curian, wealthy real estate man. who
was minister of foreign affairs in the
cabinet of the late President Madero,
disappeared. No successor has yet
been appointed to take the portfolio
of foreign affairs resigned by Jose
Portillo
The Republican. [volume] (Oakland, Md.) 1877-current, 1914-05-07
Zanata TO Attack

Vera Cruz, May 5.-A proclamation
dated May l and signed by Zapata,
published in the local Mexican papers,
announces that the southern rebels
will on May attack Mexico City. 1t
also condemns General Huerta and
General Banquet to death.
The Republican. [volume] (Oakland, Md.) 1877-current, 1914-05-07
New York at Vera Cruz,

Vera Cruz, May 5.-The United
States battleship New York, which
sailed from Newport, r. l., April q.
Joined the American feet anchored
on Vera Crua.
Harrisburg telegraph. [volume] (Harrisburg, Pa.) 1879-1948, 1914-11-13
BRIDE OF MISSIONARY
Miss Edith Shoop Marries Fred Leroy
Coleman ut Lebanon

Coleman at Lebanon
Lebanon, Pa, Nov. 13.-One of the
most interesting and notable weddings
of the Fall season was solemnized here
Yesterday morning in Salem Lutheran
Memorial Chapel when Miss Edith M.
Shoop, of Philadelphia, became the
bride of Fred Leroy Coleman, theo'
logical student, who was recently com
missioned as a foreign missionary and
who will leave for his post in India in
a few days with his bride. The cere-
mony was performed by the Rev. DR..
Theodore E. Schmauk, senior pastor
of the church, in the presence of the
members of the families of the con-
tracing parties and a very few friends.
The Rev. H. ID. Whitaker, pastor
of the Lutheran Church at Derry, a
former classmate of the bridegroom
at Muhleberg College and at the Lu-
theran Seminary at Mount Airy, offi-
ciated as best man, and Mrs. Walter
Shoop, a sister-in-law of the bride, of
Philadelphia, was the matron of honor
The only witnesses to the ceremony
were the parents of the bridegroom
Mr. and Mrs. Walter Shoop, of Phila.
delphia; Arthur Shoop, Miss Lillian
Smith and Mrs. Mary Dohner, of Leb-
anon, and Levi Barnhart and Walter
Wentz, of this city, who were class
mates of the bridegroom at the Leb-
anon high school.
The bride is a daughter of the late
Monroe f. Shoop, of Colebrook, Pa
She had been teaching in the public
schools of Philadelphia for several
years The bridegroom is q son of Mr.
and Mrs. r. Dawson Coleman.
Harrisburg telegraph. [volume] (Harrisburg, Pa.) 1879-1948, 1914-11-13
MONT ALTO CONTRIBUTIONS
Mechanicsburg People Responding Lib.
orally TO Appeals for Clothing
Special to The TeIegrabh
ial to The Telegraph

Mechanicsburg, Pa, Nov. 13.-Mem-
bers of the committee in charge of the
Mont Alto relief contributions in Me.
chanicsburg are very grateful for the
response to their appeal. There has
been some clothing, shoes and money
contributed, but not enough At the
Daily Journal office boxes have been
placed for anyone desiring to put their
mite in. While answering this appeal
the good people upon whom the bulk
of charity work falls should remem-
ber that the Mont Alto sanatorium is
a Pennsylvania institution and it is
right and proper that it's needs be sup
piled by Pennsylvanians. The appro-
prlation by the Legislature does no,
provide any clothing. Up to this time
enough used clothing has been sup
piled, but this year more children have
been sent to the sanatorium and there
is now a deficiency. The Legislature
should be petitioned to increase the
appropriation. An extra $4,000 or
$4,000 would be sufficient. This action
belongs to all church societies. chart
table clubs women's clubs, and assem-
blymen should be petitioned at once.
All money contributions should be sent
to Henry d. Speakman, at Mont Alto.
Harrisburg telegraph. [volume] (Harrisburg, Pa.) 1879-1948, 1914-11-13
BAD COLD? GET
RELIEF At ONCE
WITHOUT QUIN|NE
"Pape's Cold Compound ends
severe colds or grippe
in few hours

You can end grippe and break up
a severe cold either in head, chest,
body or limbs, by taking a dose of
"Pape's Cold Compound" every two
hours until three doses are taken.
1t promptly opens clogged-up nos
trils and air passages in the head.
stops nasty discharge or nose run
ming, relieves sick headache, dullness.
feverishness, sore throat. sneezng,
soreness and stiffness.
Don't stay stuffed-up! Quit blowing
and snuffiing! Ease your throbbing
head-nothing else in the world gives
such prompt relief as "Pape's Cold
Compound" which costs only 25 cents
at any drug store. 1t acts without
assistance, tastes nice. and causes no
inconvenience. Be sure you get the
genuine.-Advertise
Harrisburg telegraph. [volume] (Harrisburg, Pa.) 1879-1948, 1914-11-13
FINDS WIFE is MARRIED

Sunbury, Pa, Nov. 13.-Twenty
years ago George K. Weirick, former
ly of Lower Augusta township, left his
home to go West He located in
Oakland, Cal, and wrote frequently
to his wife. The letters ceased, and
after six years the woman married
George b. Coleman, and later moved
away.
large sum of money He inquired of
Samuel II. Bowser, railroad station
master, whom he knew during his
boyhood, for his wife. Bowser told
him the story. Weirick declared he
would not hunt further and left on a
night train for the West