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The Beaver herald. [volume] (Beaver, O.T. [Okla.]) 1895-1923, 1914-06-11
Credit Johnny snaaan.

Now, boys said the schoolmaster,
II want you to bear In mind that the
word stan at the end of word
means the place Of Thus we have
Afghanistan--the place of the Az.
ghans; also Hindustan-the place of
the Hindus. Can any one give me an
other example7"
Nobody appeared very anxious to do
80 until little Johnny Snaggs, the Joy
OF his mother and the terror of the
cats, said proudly:
Yes, sir, ! can. Umbrellastan-th
place for umbrellas"
The Beaver herald. [volume] (Beaver, O.T. [Okla.]) 1895-1923, 1914-06-11
HARM FROM ALCOHOL.

Other things being equal, the less
alcoholic liquors are resorted to the
better the chances for the patients
recovery. Alcohol does not nourish
but pulls down; does not stimulate.
but depresses; does not strengthen
but excites and exhausts.-Dr. Nor
man Kerr. England President OF the
Society for the Study of Inebriety.
The Beaver herald. [volume] (Beaver, O.T. [Okla.]) 1895-1923, 1914-06-11
On Holiday.

While visiting his uncle in the coun-
try Willie was much interested in
watching the ducks tipping up" in
a pond.
They're most all young ones, aren't
they?' he observed to his uncle.
why, no. boy; they're old ones.
What makes you think they are
young?"
Il thought they were young" Willie
explained, because they don't seem
to be able to swim without upsetting'
Saturday Journal.
The Beaver herald. [volume] (Beaver, O.T. [Okla.]) 1895-1923, 1914-06-11
TOTAL AssrAINERs FAVORED.

The Virginia Pharmaceutical asso-
citation at its annual convention went
on record as favoring statewide total
abstinence. The resolution touching
statewide legislation and an enabling
act carried with It the decision OF the
pharmacists not to ask any special
favors Of the legislature regarding the
sale Of alcohol in the event Virginia
becomes q dry state.
The Beaver herald. [volume] (Beaver, O.T. [Okla.]) 1895-1923, 1914-06-11
MIsAPPlIED TERMS.

Modern medical science has dem
onstrated that there is no such thing
as the habitual or even occasional use
OF alcoholic beverages in so-called
temperate" or moderate" quanti-
ties that is within the zone of safety.
Science has demonstrated that there
is no reasonable amount that can be
taken habitually at longer or shorter
intervals that will not be either func-
tionally or organically harmfai.-L. d.
Mason, NJ. ID.
The Beaver herald. [volume] (Beaver, O.T. [Okla.]) 1895-1923, 1914-06-11
New Modern Dancing

The eading Expert and Instructor in New York
City, writes; "DeAr Sir: Il have used ALIENS
FooT.EAsE, the hntiseptic powder TO be shaken into
the shoes for the past ten years II Is blessing
all who are compelled TO be their feet dance
eight or ten hours daily, and md that ALIENS
FooT-HAsE keeps my feet cool takes the friction
from the shoe prevents and Sore, Aching feet
1 recommend II to all my pupils"
(signed) E. FLETCHER HALLAMORB.
sample FREK. Address Allen 3 o Omsted Le Roy, N Y.
The Beaver herald. [volume] (Beaver, O.T. [Okla.]) 1895-1923, 1914-06-11
As One Who's seen HumbIed.

The head of the family drank his
coffee uncomplainingly, although its
strength brought tears TO his eyes.
why, father" demonstrated his son,
how could you swallow that lye?"
MY son." replied the old gentle
man, its not the first lie that have
had to swallow, by any means"
The Beaver herald. [volume] (Beaver, O.T. [Okla.]) 1895-1923, 1914-06-11
In Evidence.

Church, see some OF the cats in
Liberia, Africa, are OF bright-red tint,
and they are very conspicuous in the
moonlight.
We'll, for being conspicuous In the
moonlight they've got nothing on our
cats over here.
The Beaver herald. [volume] (Beaver, O.T. [Okla.]) 1895-1923, 1914-06-11

Church-You don't have family
feuds here, / suppose?
Gotham-Dont we? Why, say, a
family across the street got a phono-
graph, and the people next door to
them started their two boys taking
lessons on the fiddle.
The Beaver herald. [volume] (Beaver, O.T. [Okla.]) 1895-1923, 1914-06-11
wINELEss ANO csERLEss.

The annual dinner given by Typo
graphical Union No. IA OF Harrisburg,
Pa, In celebration of Benjamin Frank.
Inns birthday, was wineless and beer
less. Its success was so marked that.
It is said. all future dinners and en-
tertainments given by the union will
be free from intoxicating liquors.
The Beaver herald. [volume] (Beaver, O.T. [Okla.]) 1895-1923, 1914-06-11
coId-Day Decision.

Father-Tommie, would you rather
go to the show and split your sides,
or go to the wood pile and split some
wood?
Tommie-If it's just the same to
you, father. I'd rather split the differ
ence and SIT here by the FIRE.
The Beaver herald. [volume] (Beaver, O.T. [Okla.]) 1895-1923, 1914-06-11
klckers.

'It is said that an acre OF good fish
ing ground will produce more food in
a week than an acre OF land will pro-
duce in IL months" said the New
Yorker
And yet" replied the Long Island
land operator, men will kick when
they find the lots they've bought Gov
cred with water"
The Beaver herald. [volume] (Beaver, O.T. [Okla.]) 1895-1923, 1914-06-11
Touahi

Gent Ito proprietor of restaurant
Your family has been established here
a long time-ehY
Proprietor-Yes, sir; the business
belonged to my grandfather.
Gent-And did this fowl belong to
him, too?
The Beaver herald. [volume] (Beaver, O.T. [Okla.]) 1895-1923, 1914-06-11
Easily Satisfied.

'T want man with red blood in hi
veins"
How would scarletfever patien
do?"
The Beaver herald. [volume] (Beaver, O.T. [Okla.]) 1895-1923, 1914-06-11

Little Della was slowly turning the
leaves Of her nursery book when sud-
denly she looked up and inquired:
Mother. what day was born on?"
"Wednesday. dear
Wasn't that fortunatel It's your
day at home,'" replied the little miss.
-Harper's Magazine.
The Beaver herald. [volume] (Beaver, O.T. [Okla.]) 1895-1923, 1914-06-11
RetrIbutlon.

That was retributive state Of mind
in which found the surgeon"
What was that?"
He was considerably cut up by the
criticisms of his operations"
The Beaver herald. [volume] (Beaver, O.T. [Okla.]) 1895-1923, 1914-06-11
No Need.

Smith-My wife is wearing the new
trouser skirt Is yours?
Jones (sadly)-She doesn't need to.
She's been wearing the old kind ever
since we we're married.
The Beaver herald. [volume] (Beaver, O.T. [Okla.]) 1895-1923, 1914-06-11
Their Use.

Tourist docking at the famous cas-
cade)-Whateve becomes OF all those
sheets of water?
Facetious Guide-They go into the
bed OF the river.
The Beaver herald. [volume] (Beaver, O.T. [Okla.]) 1895-1923, 1914-06-11
Their Share

Il see where fashionables had
horseback tea in Washington. l won
der II the horses got any Of it?'
"oh, guess each horse there had
bit"
The Beaver herald. [volume] (Beaver, O.T. [Okla.]) 1895-1923, 1914-06-11
are constantly being restored to health by


The many testimonial letters that continually pub
fishing in the enewspapershundreds of themare all genu-
ne true and unsolicited expressions of heartfelt gratitude
for the freedom from suffering that has to these
women solely through the use Of Lydia e. Pinkhafns
Vegetable Compound.
Money could not buy any kind of influence obtain
such recommendations you may depend upon it that any
testimonial publish is honest and ue you have any
doubt Of this write to the whose true and
addresses always given, and learn for yourself.
The Beaver herald. [volume] (Beaver, O.T. [Okla.]) 1895-1923, 1914-06-11
Public Is Punished.

Gabe-only one man in thousand
can whistle.
steve-But the other 9ss think they
can.
The Beaver herald. [volume] (Beaver, O.T. [Okla.]) 1895-1923, 1914-06-11
Read this one from Mrs. Waters:

CAMDEN NJ" sick for two with spells and
kidneys affected had doctor all the time used
gyane battery but nothing did good Twas not able
bed but time sleeping chair
became almost skeleton Finally doctor for his
health and husband heard Of Lydia Pnkhams Vegetable
Compound and In two months relief and
ike and at my usual weight recommend
medicine and does TLn
WATERs 1135 Knight st, Camden NJ.
The Beaver herald. [volume] (Beaver, O.T. [Okla.]) 1895-1923, 1914-06-11

Quails and partridges deserted parts
OF France when the aeroplane made
its appearance there.
The Beaver herald. [volume] (Beaver, O.T. [Okla.]) 1895-1923, 1914-06-11

Constipation causes many serious dis
eases II is thoroughly cured by Doctor
Pierce's Pleasant Pellets. One a laxative,
three for cathartic. Adv.
The Beaver herald. [volume] (Beaver, O.T. [Okla.]) 1895-1923, 1914-06-11

II man has a large and expensive
family to provide for, he hasn't much
time TO worry.
The Beaver herald. [volume] (Beaver, O.T. [Okla.]) 1895-1923, 1914-06-11
coRkscREw LOSES ITS PULL

Ex-Congressman lands of Indiana
sums up the whole temperance situa.
tion when he says; "The corkscrew
hasn't got the pull 1t used to have"
The Beaver herald. [volume] (Beaver, O.T. [Okla.]) 1895-1923, 1914-06-11
insuited.

Salesman think you win find this
cook book very suggestive.
Bride e-Elect--Sir !-Princeton Tiger.
The Beaver herald. [volume] (Beaver, O.T. [Okla.]) 1895-1923, 1914-06-11
Then Il Started.

THE man marry must be well
on"
"The man you marry won't."-Hous-
ton Post.
The Beaver herald. [volume] (Beaver, O.T. [Okla.]) 1895-1923, 1914-06-11

Only a fool would take a straight
tip from a crook.
The Beaver herald. [volume] (Beaver, O.T. [Okla.]) 1895-1923, 1914-06-11
Arkansas JurIsprudence.

Silas-Did you win your suit?
Jonas-Yes, won 1t, but my fool
opponent took It to the circus court.
The Beaver herald. [volume] (Beaver, O.T. [Okla.]) 1895-1923, 1914-06-11
Depends on coIors.

Church-Do you believe ''the ap-
parel oft proclaims the man?
Gothanl-Why, yes, IL it's loud
enough.
The Beaver herald. [volume] (Beaver, O.T. [Okla.]) 1895-1923, 1914-06-11

It is easier to hear lot than It is
to raise the money to pay for one.
The Beaver herald. [volume] (Beaver, O.T. [Okla.]) 1895-1923, 1914-06-11

Anybody can dye successfully with
Putnam Fadeless Dyes. Adv.
The Beaver herald. [volume] (Beaver, O.T. [Okla.]) 1895-1923, 1914-06-11
And this.one from Mrs. Haddock:

UroA Okla weak and not able to do work
scarcely able feet had baache headache pap
of the heart trouble with bowels Inflammation Since
taking Lydia Pinkhams Vegetable Compound better
twenty think wonderful medi-
cine and have recommended to ohersMs MARY ANN Had
DOCK, Utica Oklahoma
Now answer this question If you Why should a
continue to suffer without first giving Lydia E.
Pinkham's Vegetable Compound trali You know that
it has saved many oherswhy should fail in your casef
For 80 years Lydia f. Pinkhams Vegetable SSS>~SsS
Compound NV ET{E\NNT
male on with men m ~ N&>A\M
NJ
medicine made from roots and herbs 1t II yy%H IL
restored suffering ~ y
WReWrite LYDIA EPINKHAM MEDICINE co. (A ASJ3 II
CONFIDENTIAL LYNN MASS, for advice. MN &SA&@sW
will be read and Ce YSINS
q held I'm strict confidence. SSIHS ~
South Bend news-times. (South Bend, Ind.) 1913-1938, 1914-02-04
RAILROADS WILL HAVE
TO COLLECT REVENUES
Must Secure Fifteen Million Before
They Are Entitled TO In
crease in Rates.

WASHINGTON, Feb. 4.-Railroads
will have to collect 81 q, 700, 900 in rev.
enues which they have given TO plant
railroads" before they can request the
interstate commerce commission for
a general advance in rates, according
to an opinion rendered by Commits
sioner Harlan Tuesday.
The statement of the commissioner
came after the various railroads had
held an acrimonious day in court.
Charges of rebating were flung freely
back and forth and numerous plant
lines were mentioned as recipients of
favors which tended to establish a
discriminating condition"
The railroads asked for increases
in their rates ranging from 70 so
per cent. They argued that increased
business was responsible for the de-
mand which they made.
The interstate commerce commits
sion," said Commissioner Harlan, has
decided to look fully into this mat
ter and will recommend that the free
services rendered by railroads be con-
sidered before an application for a
general increase is granted"
South Bend news-times. (South Bend, Ind.) 1913-1938, 1914-02-04
MURPHY NOT To
QUIT TAMMANY
issues statement tO the Effect That
lie j. still Leader of the
Organization.

NEW YARK. Feb. At am the
leader Of Tammany hall and intend
20 continue as leader" was Charles f.
Murphys reply Tuesday TO the resolu-
ton adopted Monday night by the
National Democratic club reading
him out OF the party.
Edward r. O'Dwyer. chief justice
of the city court and president OF the
National club. when he heard Muir
phys reply. said:
80 Mr.. Murphy is going 10 con-
tinue as leader OF Tammaay hall
Well. 1 know OF no one who is going
down there and evict him from his
desk by force. In fact. 1 know of no
self-respecting honorable man who
would be willing to go in there and
occupy "A desk in that den OF infamy
which has always stood for graft and
corruption.
The very name Of Tammany is
odi0us.
Let Mr.. Murphy remain there and
continue 10 meet his business assO-
GATES HencefOrth. the headquarters
OF the democratic party of New York
city will be at No. 617 Fifth av., the
club house of the National Democratic
club"
Judge O'Dwyer announced that he
proposed 70 begin at once to organize
a movement to take the democratic
organization away from Murphy and
Tammany in the fall primaries.
South Bend news-times. (South Bend, Ind.) 1913-1938, 1914-02-04
FEW PAID MONEY TO
HEAR WOMAN SENATOR
Press Agent for Suffraget Lecturer is
Granted Judgment For SO at
New York.

NEW YORK, Feb. 4.-The meager
returns of the lecture tour of Mrs,
Helen Ring Robinson, "a Colorado
state senator, who has been taking
on suffrage to audiences in this vicin-
ity for the last month, were disclosed
Tuesday in court when Helen Dewey,
who acted as Mrs. Sen. Robinson's
press agent and manager, got a judg-
ment against her for SIS. Mrs. Rob
inson had agreed TO pay Miss Dewey
half the profits. The lecture came TO
an end with net profits Of $142.
Miss Dewey sued for so per cent
and on her allegation that Mrs. Rob
insOn is able to return TO her legisla-
tive labors If Colorado an attachment
was issued.
The constable who went to the Ho-
tel McAlpine to serve the attachment
was told that Mrs. robinson had left
the city.
South Bend news-times. (South Bend, Ind.) 1913-1938, 1914-02-04
AMERICANS ORDERED
EXECUTED BY JUDGE
Finding of Papers on L. Mesa
de Salinas Show That Three
Men Were Lined Up, But
One Escaped.

Ell CENTRIC. Calf. Feb. THAT
l. Mesa de Salinas. the deposed Judge
OF first instance OF MexicaH and rank
ing civil officer i'm that district OF Mex
leo, personally ordered the shooting
IN Dec. 81 last of EncaruaCiOn San
chez. Jose Nalft and Pablo Flores
United States citizens. has been estab-
llshed by paper found in the effects
OF Salinas and A. NJ Pencia, former
Mexican chief immigration inspector
in MeXiC ALI under arrest here for re-
moving public documents from Mex
icaii.
SANCHEZ and VaIht were killed but
Flores escaped in a spectacular man
ner 10 the United States otherwise
the matter would have forever re-
NAMED one OF those mysteries of Ley
F-uega."
In letter 10 Huerta. found in SAL
mas papers. he virtually admits that
Sanchez and Nalht were murdered in
cold blood and IL was only through
the mistake OF officers" in the killing
party that the third American lived
20 tell the story.
Whether Huerta was cOgnizant Of
Salinas orders is not vet known. As a
greater portion OF the letter IS in
cipher and not yet translated.
The former judge in his Communi-
cation 20 Huerta said that ne wished
he could be prepared when demands
We're made or him. The tension along
the border he said. was such that
he feared grave complications were
about 20 arise with the United States
over the deaths of Sanchez and VAL
1t
As soon as the import OF the Sal
mas communication became known
10 the United States officials. every
wheel OF the department of state was
set at work Secret service agents
under Special Agent Bowen started
an investigation. which is being con-
tinucd.
The three Americans had been
taken below Ensenada on the Mexican
side where they were lined up for
execution. SANCHEZ and Valft were
killed but Flores turned his body and
fell 10 the ground as the eXecuuOners
fired. escaping with slight wounds.
When the soldiers had marched away
he arose and made for United States
soil Mexican authorities were queS-
toned about the affair but denied all
knowledge Of 30. a searching party
under Inspector Webb secretly cross
cd the line and after a minute search
OF tho country found the bodies of
Sanchez and Vslft where they had
later been buried by the MeXicans.
South Bend news-times. (South Bend, Ind.) 1913-1938, 1914-02-04
Doctors Best Cold Formula
Breaks Severest Cold I'm Day and
Cures Any Durable Cough.

This has been published here for sew
ersil winters and has proven the quickest
ami most reliable formula obtainable for
coughs and colds. From your druggist
get two ounces Of Glycerine and half an
ounce Globe Pine Compound (COnceu-
trated Pinel Take these two ingredients
heme and put them intO n half pint OF
good whIskey. Shake IL we'll and take one
20 two teaSpOOnfuls after each meal and
at bed time Smaller doses 10 children ne
cording to age. BE sure 20 get only the
genuine Globe Pine Compound (COncen-
trated Pine. Each half ounce bottle
comes I'm "A sealed tin screw-tOp case. ANY
druggist has ft on hand or viii quickly
get II from his wholesale house. Don't
experiment with preparations because OF
cheapness- To don't pay 10 fool with a
bad cold. Published by the Globe Phar-
muccutical laboratories Of Chicago.
South Bend news-times. (South Bend, Ind.) 1913-1938, 1914-02-04
AZurea and La TREBLE Powders
Hudnut Cucumber Cream
Ponds Vanishing Cream
Colgate'S Face Cream
COUPON CLIPPERS TO
PAY THE INCOME TAX
Government Makes Arrangements TO
Collect the Money at the
Source.
WASHINGTC

WASHINGTON. Feb. Persons
who enjoy the privilege Of clipping
coupons from bonds may escape the
searching scrutiny of the income tax
collector but the government will not
lose any money. Provision has been
made TO check up such accounts at
the source of income. The internal
revenue commissioner Tuesday said
the debtor corporation, or its duly
authorized withholding agent. will be
neld responsible for the normal tax
due on the coupons.
As far as the income tax law is con-
cerned, the government has decided
TO draw no line of differentiation be-
tween bonds which guarantee the tax
assessed against them and those
which carry no such guarantee.
South Bend news-times. (South Bend, Ind.) 1913-1938, 1914-02-04

HudnutS Violet Sec
Roger and Gallet Eau de Toilette
PinaudS Violet de France Toilet
Water.
South Bend news-times. (South Bend, Ind.) 1913-1938, 1914-02-04

LONDON, Feb. A feature of the
first court of the year, which King
George will hold on Feb. Is, will be
the appearance Of Princess Arthur of
Connaught, the former Duchess of
Fife, whose wedding to the prince last
year. was one of the chief social events
in London.
The princess will take her place on
the royal dias during the court levee
and it may be that some jealousy will
be shown between her and her royal
aunt, Queen Mary.
South Bend news-times. (South Bend, Ind.) 1913-1938, 1914-02-04
HAVING HARD TIME
SELECTING THE JURY
Special Venire OF Hundred Men in
Seebersville Murder Trial AL
ready Exhausted.

CALUMET. Mich, Feb. 4.-Only II
tentative jurymen occupied the box
in the SeeberSville murder trial in
Houghton Tuesday and It is not be
lieved any of these will be retained.
The special panel of 100 veniremen
was exhausted Tuesday. Judge Elan
nigan ruled today that no man holding
a warrant as deputy sheriff or who
has any decided opinion on the min
er's strike or the murder trial, which
opinion is likely to influence the hold
er, can sit on the jury.
South Bend news-times. (South Bend, Ind.) 1913-1938, 1914-02-04

of the General Chemical Co. last year
were the largest in its history, accord
ing TO the annual report just issued.
The increase over 1912 amounted TO
$2OO,S60.
Revenues available for dividends
were equal to 10 10 per cent on the
common stock, against D per cent
in 1912.
South Bend news-times. (South Bend, Ind.) 1913-1938, 1914-02-04
CITY TREASURER TO
QUIT HIS NEW POSITION

GOSHEN. Ind, Feb. City Treas
urer Charles ". James, elected la {
fall on the progressive ticket. has r.-
signed his position. Mr. James found
his labors at that post more than 5
health would permit
South Bend news-times. (South Bend, Ind.) 1913-1938, 1914-02-04

the guests of the Notre Dame club of
Chicago at its annual banquet Saturday
night. These guests will be called
upon for speeches. The Notre Dame
club of Chicago is one of the most
active of the local associations COM
posed of former Notre Dame men.
There are Notre Dame clubs in Mil
waukee, New York. Portland, st. Paul
and many other large cities.
South Bend news-times. (South Bend, Ind.) 1913-1938, 1914-02-04
NEWSPAPERMAN TO TALK.

1.-The Theory of the EDITORIAL will
be the subject of George S. Burbas
address to the students of the Notre
Dame school of journalism. The lee
ture will be given next Tuesday after
noon. Mr.. Burba is secretary to Gov.
Cox of Ohio
South Bend news-times. (South Bend, Ind.) 1913-1938, 1914-02-04
NET PROFITS THE LARGEST
General Chemical Co. Did an In
creased Business.

NEW YORK, Feb. 4.-Net profits
South Bend news-times. (South Bend, Ind.) 1913-1938, 1914-02-04
WILL BE CLUBS GUESTS
NOtre Dame Officials VIII Attend
Banquet at Chicago.

Rev. Andrew Morrissey. Rev. John
Cavanaugh, president of Notre Dame.
Col. Hoynes. dean of the law school,
and Athletic Director Harper will be
South Bend news-times. (South Bend, Ind.) 1913-1938, 1914-02-04
THE KING or ALL LAXATIVEs

For constipation, use DR. King s
New Life pills. Paul MaJhulka of
Buffalo. \. Y. says they are the king
of all laxatives. They are a blessing
TO all my family and 7 always keep
"a box at home" Get box and get
well again csc. at all druggists
Advertisement.
South Bend news-times. (South Bend, Ind.) 1913-1938, 1914-02-04
few of the Many Favored Articles in this Section

Mary Garden Toilet Powder
Mary Garden Perfumes
Azurea and La Trefe, Toilet
Water.
South Bend news-times. (South Bend, Ind.) 1913-1938, 1914-02-04

Men always love TO see a girl
With a healthy clear complexion
Rocky Mountain Teas the stuff
That gives il TO perfection.
COOnley's Drug StOre.-Advt.
Forest City press. (Forest City, Potter County, D.T. [S.D.]) 1883-19??, 1914-06-17
FEATURE
CUT OUT OF LAW

Washington, June 12-without
the formality Of q conference the
House today by q vote Of ZIG to n
accepted the Senate's amendment
10 the repeal Of the Panama tolls
exemption and sent the bill to
President Wilson.
Forest City press. (Forest City, Potter County, D.T. [S.D.]) 1883-19??, 1914-06-17
OLD STYLE SPANKING
IS COURT Sentence
Youth Cursed Cop Who Ordered
Halt on Swearing at Re-
fractory Auto.

Atlantic City. N. j.. June 12.-Be-
cause they told Patrolman Harold to
go to hell" Raymond King and Louis
Ripple, both IL. were sentenced to zone
good. old fashioned spanking" by Po-
were compelled to file bond for the
faithful performance Of the sentence
and Harold was SEN by the court to
witness the punishment, which he did
with much satisfaction.
The boys had been working under
an automobile. stretched fla on their
backs for two hours, tinkerng a re-
calcitrant engine. Harold heard them
swearing and ordered softer words.
Then came the fatal words.
I'll admit YOU were justified in do
ing some GUESSING at the engine. I've
been in the same fix myself. But
swearing at officers must stop. The
dignity of the force must be main-
tained." the court ruled.