La Junta tribune., 1914-01-10

OF the Alamo, remarks the Joplin
News Herald. who has Just been
awarded divorce al Reno. seems 10
be- the gentleman who put the Ala
mo Ia alimony."
The whiskey element will contest
the local option election at Macon.
nays the Liberty Tribune. zone OF
their charges being that The tolling
OF the Presbyterian Church bell dur
Ing the day had the effect OF dis
tracing wet voters It's the first
ease on record OF corpse kicking at
his death knell."
Say. Tom said Jack. did you
know that BIN was going to sue the
Santa Fe for damases7''
NO. you don, say" was the ans
wer. Wot did th. Santa r. do to
Inn"
why" explained Jack. they
blew the quittin' whistle when p. was
carrying Il 'eayy piece OF iron. and
:. dropped II on Is foot
An Oklahoma City business man
has his office decorated with this
motto; The man who stops ON
third base to congratulate himself
never makes hom. run Now let's
make a home run for La Junta In
1914 and land some industrial enter
pris"s. We've got good start and
II ~. Keep up the present lick we'll
make sure enough home run.
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Tn. Shelton Enterprise tells the
story OF a young couple In Fulton
who become the proud parents OF a
little girl the other day. They Wish
ed to weigh the ncv arrival but were
unable 10 find the family scales. Just
then the Ice man called aud his scales
we're pressed into service The baby
weighed forty four pounds The
ice man Was told De- need not come
any more.
An old soldier over iu Kansas fay-
ors this Kind Of harmony for the re-
publican aud progressive parties. In
recent speech he said once down
at Fort Douolson. there was a south
.rn commander who had harmony
scheme. when h. proposed II to
Ulysses $ Grant. his reply was. I
will accept nothing hut immediate
and unconditional surrender pro-
pose to NOV. Immediately on your
works Tha, is the kind Of harmony
! favor
turned an ancient poets book.
And found upon the page,
stone walls do not a prison make.
Nor iron bars a cage.
Yes. that Is true.
And something more:
Youn find wherc'er you roam
That Eilded walls
And marhl.d halls
VIII never make a home
Hut every hous. where Love abides
And Friendship is a guest
l. trdly Home,
And Home. Sweet Home.
For there the Heart can rest
Author Unknown
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Lee Gillen has just Installed q
3, "op dollar player plano In the
rss,im. billiard and Pool Hall. /, Is
oh. Of the finest instruments ever
brought TO the Arkansas Valley. and
one OF the Kind tina, Il seldom seen
outsid. OF the large cities In your
ehoic. Of music you have Wide
range. a. simply by pushing button
you can hay" plano playing straight
the music from thirty 1.-TWO Violins. an
equal number OF mnndolins. OF
twelve ciarin.,s ON. lon. nickl.
ssst'N Nh' ihHiiNWfllhH hNb 'H' Hl'hls
can be placed In receptacle attach.
ed To the machine. or In slot at the
counter. which l. connected by an
electrical deyio. With the piano. |, {.
n. very laies, word In player pianos.
and makes music that IL well worth
hearing.
How often Ia III. courr. Of a year
does man Who has no calendar
near at hand ass himself the qu.s-
tion. "on what day OF the week doe,
such and such date failT" A per.
.ussi OF the following s.pt"nc. viii
sncn convince him how h. may know
all he needs With very it'll. trouble
SAW seventy sinners skid In Bos.
ton" said l. hence use ruhbrrs OF.