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The Owosso times. (Owosso, Mich.) 1897-1926, 1914-05-01
Burton.

frying Auiler of Detroit, is visiting
relatives and friends in this place and
vicinity-Mrs Bert Smith of Owosso,
visited her uncle and aunt. Mr. and Mrs
John Babcock. part of last week.
Mrs D Banghart of Owosso, spent the
past week with Mr. and Mrs w G Stiff
Mr. and Mrs g G Rogers are both
confined to the house with rheumatism
Mr. and Mrs Robert McWilliams,
who have been visiting relatives in this
place, returned home Tuesday-Caleb
Wright of Elberts, is visiting his Isister
and family, Mr. and Mrs A E Cadz-
Mrs III W Hubbard of Ovid, spent
part of last week with her daughter
Nnd family, Mr. and Mrs G A Brainard
Wilbur Austin lie working for T T
Wright on the grocery wagon-Mrs
y W Mason and sister Miss Sarah Nc
Williams spent Friday with friends in
Ghesaning-There is promising
wheat crop in this vicinity this spring
-----Miss Grace Kunsman, who has
been ill, is mproving-Several ladies
3rom Ovid attended the State Mission.
AIRY convention which was held in the
D. p church last week Lloyd Purves
has purchased new automobile
David Phillips left Tuesday for Lapeer,
where he attended the funeral of
relative.
A. Brittson is in Grand Rapids on
business.
leon F. Miner is in Detroit on legal
business.
Miss Marian Davis will be home from
lhe u. of NJ. over Sunday.
Mr. and Mrs. Guy n. Elsea and
daughter Mildred will go to Detroit
tomorrow for a visit with relatives.
D M. Christian is home from a visit
DO Mrs. Christian at Battle Creek. He
reports her recovering slowly from re-
sent operation.
Postmaster John Teller of Henderson,
has been drawn as juror for the May
sersn of the u. s. district court which
aonvenes in Bay City next week.
The Owosso times. (Owosso, Mich.) 1897-1926, 1914-05-01

Mr.. and Mrs. Glen Cope and child
rem have returned to Bay City after a
visit with Mr.. and Mrs Ben Cope.
There's nothing 80 good for a sore
throat as DR.. Thomas Electric Oil.
Cures it in few hours. Relieves any
pain in any part. Adv
The Owosso times. (Owosso, Mich.) 1897-1926, 1914-05-01
Notice to Students

The management of The Detroit
Business University begs to advise
all Eighth Grade pupils and all High
School students that it is prepared to
mail a copy of its curriculum to any
one who desires to qualify in short
period of 6 or s months for a
good salaried position. Address, E.
r. Shaw. President, Detroit Bust ness
University, 65 West Grand River
Ave, Detroit, Michigan.
The Washington times., 1914-04-26
Twenty-four Scouts
Receive Merit Badges

Twenty-four successful scouts re-
ceived their merit badges last week,
total of thirty-eight trophies icing
divided among them. The orSaniZa-
tion of the merit badge faculty has
proven a great impetus for the boys.
There has been a notable increase In
the number OF applications and the
scouts are taking up a wider range
of subjects.
Those receiving badges this week
were: Ross Anderson. craftsmanship;
L. A. Riggs. bee farming: Robert
Ronde, firemanship; Harry Chamber
lajne, life saving: Robert p. Chisolm,
firemanship: Stewart Coates. painting;
Robert Cruit. fremanship. swimming.
rirst aid. handicraft; Robert L. Ems
slim. first aid; Robert G. Gard, swim,
ming. handicraft. first aid; Donald
Gates, first aid: Lloyd Harrison; marks
menship: William Kroll, pathf1nding.
firemanship; Edward s.: Pardee, life
saving; Lawrence Prentice. business;
Frank A. Quinn. swimming, astronomy;
A. 5. Rippey, flremanship: Charles
Rynex. firemanship; Mark Shoemaker.
forestry; Graeme T. Smallwood. as
tronomy, camping; Edwin G. Speak
man. astronomy, forestry: Clifford
Spence, firemanship; otto Spiess. life
saving. firemanship, carrentery, handi-
craft, masonry: Charles Wright. marks
manship. life saving: James d. FgGle-
ston, poultry farming.
The Washington times., 1914-04-26
Scouts Now Serve as
Takoma Fire Brigade

Troop No. q. under the guidance Of
SCoUtmaster Fred /. Harries, has been
commissioned as the fire brigade of
TakOma Park, Md. Howard l.. Har-
res. the new scribe of. the troop. re-
ports that at the patrol leaders meet
ing Thursday night, the patrol leaders
v ere given instructions in the organi-
Zaticn of the brigade.
The troop has been divided into
three patrols. each having charge of
a hose reel located in different sec
tons of the town. a complete list
with telephone calls is in the hands
Of each patrol leader and in case of
lire he must notify the boys assigned
TO him on his run to the fire station.
Saturday afternoon Captain Sykes, Of
TrightwoOd Engine Company, No. =,
came out and under his instructions
the reels were taken out and over
hauled and the hose tested and the
boFs were given good fire drill.
Saturday night after the regular
meeting there was a presentation OF
merit badges for leather working to
Scouts J. d. EgglestOn, II. Greenfield
and l.. Harrison. The fire patrols ex-
poets to visit the d. c. Veteran Eolun-
ieer Fi-cman's Association at its next
meeting.
The Washington times., 1914-04-26
FIRST STRING HERE
FOR BIG HORSE SHOW

DR.. V. T. Churchman, of Charleston,
w. Va. is the first out-of-town ex-
hibitor TO ship horses to Washington
for participation in the National Capt.
tai horse show. which begins next Sat-
urday. The Churcbman string, consist
ing of saddIers and harness animals,
and Jimmy Trigger, an unbeaten pony,
v hich has won twenty-four blue rib
bons and three championships in twen-
ty-ssven appearances, arrived yesterday,
and is stabbed at the grounds, Eight
eenth and D streets northwest.
IL is expected that there will be
large number of arrivals during the
fiTst part of next week, as owners, gen
orally. are anxious 10 get the advant-
age of several days schooling before
the beginning of show. Several
Washington owners, including Melvin
G. Hazen, manager of the show; Lee
heChInSCr and Beale r. Howard, have
their horses on the grounds, and are
putting them through daily workouts.
Mr.. HechinSer Will show a novice
harness team, of which much is eX-
peCted. while Mr.. Hazen viii! bring out
b green hunter, Virginia Boy, said to
be On unusually promising colt He
also will show Richmond, which cap
tured several blue ribons in the hunt
ing events ct the show last year. and
al tie Maryland State Fair at Laurel.
Washington horsewomen who are
planning to participate in the show
have put in a busy week schooling
their entries. Among those who rode
at the grounds yesterday were Mrs. w.
Sinclair Bowen, Miss Edith Howard,
Miss Ruth Hitchcock, and Miss Helen
buchanan. Tickets for the show were
put on sale today at the office of I.
Arthur Smith. 1877 F street northwest.
The Washington times., 1914-04-26
Getting Camp on Bay
In Shape for Scouts

Scout Commissioner Edgar S. Mar
tin spent Thursday, Friday, and Sat-
urday at camp Archibald Butt super
intending the work of fixing up the new
boat dock and remodeling the mess hall
He was aided by Scoutmaster Junkin,
who piloted the launch Boy Scout down
the river and back up the bay. with a
loaded scow in tow, and Scoutmaster
Taylor joined them saturday morning.
The camp site is reported to be more
alluring than ever, and it is certain to
be one of the liveliest places in Mary
land this summer.
1t is hardly two months now until the
camp will be thrown open. and in the
meantime several troops are planning
hikes to the camp site. 1t viii be just
a good two days jaunt for a seasoned
scout, and the route will lay through
some of the finest country around
Washington.
The Washington times., 1914-04-26
FRANK NORMAL MAN,
Il A[|EN|STS REPORT
Burns Says States Case Is
CrumbIing in Commenting
on Physicians Findings.

ATLANTA, Ga, April &.-The At
Ianta physicians delegated to visit Leo
NJ Frank in his cell reported that they
found the prisoner entirely normal In
every respect and could find no indica-
tions of degeneracy of the type Jim
ConIey described on the witness stand,
according to a statement civen out by
Franks attorneys. The best alienists
I'm Atlanta were selected, and their
visit was at the instance Of Detective
Burns.
Their report was just what / thought
Il would be- said Burns. 1t was on
the charge OF perversion that Frank
was convicted and not on the charge
OF murder
Franks attorneys and Burns in COM
unenting on the affidavits that ConleJ
had confessed to the murder of Mary
Phagan declared that the States case
was crumbling. Franks attorneys as
sart that Burns interview with CHIEF
of Detectives Lanford Indicated that
the police and detective forces had
withdrawn their accusation of perVer-
sion against Frank.
Conley has made another statement
DENYING that he had confessed to the
murder of Mary Phagan and insisting
on the truth of the story he told at
Franks trial.
The Washington times., 1914-04-26
Boys Surprise Petworth
Troop of Girl Scouts

The scouts Of Troop No. %. sprung
a surprise on the Petworth troop Of
Girl Scouts a week ago yesterday, that
resulted in good time for everybody.
Learning that the girls were to hike
TO Chain bridge that day, the boys
assembled carly Saturday morning at
the home of Assistant ScoGtmaster
Cushman and reached the spot first
A camp was set UP on the Virginia
side and while some of the scouts
prepared camp dinner, others We're
stationed as pickets to look for the
girls. When the girls arrived there
Vas a me3l waiting for them and
everybody had an appetite. No one
went hungry but there were no left
Cvers. AfteI the meal the signal and
first aid corps gave a series of drills
and a fishing party was later organ
tied. The boys who made up the party
Included Scouts George Gill, Charles
Spriueman. Fred Weihe. Howe Paint
er. Samuel Mooers. Fred Strictly. Rob-
ert SecIlinSer. Arthu. Knapp, Howard
Jcney. Lamont Pitcher. Ernest Graves,
SsssSh I.aRsford and Clifford NooeEs.
The Washington times., 1914-04-26
Postal Station g May Be
Made Financial Branch

Branch station G. of the city postof-
fee. may be replaced by a financial
branch after the consolidation in the
rev postoffice building, according to
Postmaster Praeger. who made the an
nouncement in a speech last night at
the fifteenth annual banquet of the en-
ployes of station G ut the Hotel SterI-
ing.
A financial branch is one where
stamps are sold and other business car
ned on. II has no carriers, asserting
Jerks. or similar employees. The post
master expressed pleasure that he Is
soon to be in touch with the men en-
YlOyed at station q, and said he had
reard much of the efficiency of the
men.
Spec ches were made by L. J. Robin
son, assistant postmaster; Edward
klines, foreman of carriers; J. II.
simmons. assistant superintendent of
station G; Charles Tauberschmidt, c. +.
Heath, John l.. Nolan, and D. u. Miller.
". Z. Monroe was POSTMASTER.
The Washington times., 1914-04-26
Opposes Commission Rule

The commission form of government
for the District, with commissioners ap-
pointed by the President. was strongly
opposed by Congressman James T.
Lloyd, of Missouri, in an address last
night at the University Club on The
Variety of Government Under the Uni
ted States Flag" The government of
the District was declared to be unique.
The Washington times., 1914-04-26

If You Need a Spring Tonic Try
REXALL SARSAPARILLA
1t will make your blood richer
and puTer. your nerves stronger,
your eyes brighter. your COM
pleXion better. $1.0G cSo
Der Deutsche correspondent. [volume] (Baltimore, Md.) 1841-1918, 1914-05-12
@erlnn9t'

Sin Wdo6en fir Sausar6eit; fein Nohen
WiuB Gnglin iprchen Gah5uiraeen Del Nlrs
Saeob ". elanle, 3immer ~, Selueoere @otel,
3ni6en 0 uno 10 WlorGens. (NIai12)
Der Deutsche correspondent. [volume] (Baltimore, Md.) 1841-1918, 1914-05-12

Goiena @2c&op Gninlau an Ma.
~ &eun SuOoiticiie Der Soluionitr,
nobe 5ort-9Ipe., 13 bel rs.
Sarrp :. @eiienOaiicr on 8m
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Sof.StraBc, na6e Suntiugton.9lOev
13 bel 65.
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5reof. @. 9uding mo Satin &clt.
leite Der MontiorO-9lpe, nabe SliOcr
StraBe, IS 6ei 70.
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6. alingen6erg imo Satin Siioieitc
Der Orleans no6e Gogor-@lacc,
1876 bel CO.
SSno 9. S6omocre al 9i35ie Grc.
lel &oueriioe.9lOe., na6c GroBlraBe,
15 bel so.
9Ilcranoer 9(. 5ormau imo 5ruu
an &m =. &ines, 9}or0iete ser
gtortb-9locmle, na6e Ct Raul-itr..
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an GmmoN}orriion SiiOieitc Ser %.
StraBc, no6e 9orf-9oao, II bel 90.
,Sno @lad an SSos g(. Osborne.
g9eitieite Der @olieitr. na6e 9}ortb-
9(oe, 1874 6ei 76
2ono imo 9oan 9(iio., on elisa.
bct6 0}. 9co6, g}oromelt@dc ser
@oplor @rope- mo 9rig6tou-2lpe.,
tS bel %.
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@rlnoitide
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g9ei6er Siiooiteite scr Gbriiiiaa-
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5ronf 9}ooot al 0looiion. mO
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fcwooo- uo6e NloOiiou-StraBc, 1879
bel 10.
s. 9}oOaf an Oeuiel6en. @eiiieii7
Der aenwooo. na6e NlaOiiou.9lpe7
1879 hei 70.
Der Deutsche correspondent. [volume] (Baltimore, Md.) 1841-1918, 1914-05-12
@erlamst:

Sin W3doden, nm i'm 9aoen 81 ar6eiien
muB GnQliin ipredcn. Ga65uiraaen yir. 4i9
o.9Uwaros Strahc. CD'ail2-l3)
Der Deutsche correspondent. [volume] (Baltimore, Md.) 1841-1918, 1914-05-12

gaWe nr Rclie in'S smslano bcicrat g.
MaineI Or 4i3, cn.Nalilmote'Strohe, nabe
Nununl Nunie 9tuenne
Der Deutsche correspondent. [volume] (Baltimore, Md.) 1841-1918, 1914-05-12
qerlauai

Sin erla6renes Wido6en iiir Sansar6eit, bic
piuenS 1T, fnr ben CONNER in Der &orliaot
5n aeben. @uier 9obn. gangIrnaen M
2221, 6alloipsgue. (Ntall2-l4)
Der Deutsche correspondent. [volume] (Baltimore, Md.) 1841-1918, 1914-05-12


2IIs ser normegiibe Eampier
u&ingiton~, Gopt. SalOeien, gelteru
am 9Sier 2. 4ratt-StraBe, ougelcgt
bate, enoedtc sic 02annidaft oes
SdiiicS orei y6linoc @oiiaaiere" i'm
2aOerom, oie bon Samdicn ltan.
men unO bier iid @ingang 81 oer-
idjaiien iuc6ten. Sie ga6en an So1n
&alter, SSameS g96ite rmO Samuel
So6nion 81 6eiBen. Gor Dem @in-
wanoerpngS-Gom Stump er-
3d6lten lie cine re1t inglallbpiirOi-
&c @eibic6tc. Sic wolleu bei'm ga.
Oen OeS @ootes 6eihditigt gemeien
unO Dor Nla0igfeit inn Snoeraint
5mii1en Oen 9auaneu einaelblaien
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lucien 9llS 9lngit bon i6lc@ter Se.
bonohmg bdtten lie ii6 ni6t on oos
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nm BON 9ananen gcndbrt. Goln-
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Der Deutsche correspondent. [volume] (Baltimore, Md.) 1841-1918, 1914-05-12

Ger aroBe Canlpier n9arborolla"
init 695 9Soiiagiereu erwartet.-
Eraliriges S4idial elmer idwa4.
iinnigen W}uttcr. @ines Der
&inoer in 9lmerifo geborcn
Mc6rere n6linOe Goiiagicre4 BON
Somoico. - 9(u0crc Sdiifna9.
ridteu.
Sclte lit Scr Compiler o9arbaroi-
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laoelp6ia idaig mo tritt BON bort
ans na6 9anOumg ser Oortbin be.
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na6 Baltimore an. Sicr5er 6rnagt
oaS S6ilf Oos 3meite Ger orci gro.
fen C5eanOompier, Die MN regelnld-
Big bon mo nab Baltimore perteb'
reu mer0cn 695 &aiiagierc. Die
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gen i6on naA 9iew 9orf gei6idt mo
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bei0r0ert mcroen.
,sSoman~ fcrtiQNcitellt.
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Sieani6ip Company BON Den Gods
ser Marplan0 Steel So. III Spar.
rrow'S &oit ans no6 9}cm 2orl
abgcfobrcu, Inn BORT Ocn 9clieaern
iibergeben 81 meroen. nit OieIem
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itelling 0eS ,N6ioau" miro e6en-
falls in 9GlOe criolgeu.
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Gompoup" 6cnabriGtigt DAB oas
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SrouSport5wedc abic6en miiroe, oa
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Der Deutsche correspondent. [volume] (Baltimore, Md.) 1841-1918, 1914-05-12
gerlan9t:


Sin Mdo6cu iiir Nobeu uno gcpDbnli0e
SQusarbeii ileine 6amilic.. 9rna6le enc
6nies Seirn iiir rcbie @ariic &a65nraeen
mad 10 ll6r Nliiings in Gr. 2543, WsaetiDh'
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Der Deutsche correspondent. [volume] (Baltimore, Md.) 1841-1918, 1914-05-12
gnltimnre Wlnrft6rridltr.

Wl0nf0a, 0en IT. WI0l IyI1.
W}ebl. ~ 3nfu6r 1886 6diier,
einilicBIih 1877 5diier5 II Occult
Goint mo 47S5 5diier 81 Ganton.
Der Deutsche correspondent. [volume] (Baltimore, Md.) 1841-1918, 1914-05-12

9aGe fRrS QluSlan6 belOgai q. Walnr am
Nsgaldmore'etVahs, uaHs GuuUm 0onk aos
Der Deutsche correspondent. [volume] (Baltimore, Md.) 1841-1918, 1914-05-12

~ " W. aOWlHDl 'NlA Slt
i1el; Gcrianot BON Oen @lcoatoreu
9uibel; Glepatorcn-Gorratb %,
105 @ui6cl
Der Deutsche correspondent. [volume] (Baltimore, Md.) 1841-1918, 1914-05-12
gerIanat -5rancn nnO @aO@cn.


Sine ocuiine Srnu fir einiee gSo6en Mrs.
3. Nren5 Wlilforo.9lue., 0Ouaro Yart. gSooos
aluns9ar an Noribfelpe (Oldtl2)
Der Deutsche correspondent. [volume] (Baltimore, Md.) 1841-1918, 1914-05-12

D}oiS. 3uiu6r 1888 Snidcl
&erion0t BON oen Glepatoreu 2936
@uidjel; Glcpotoren &orrat6 7I09S
9uidcl.
Der Deutsche correspondent. [volume] (Baltimore, Md.) 1841-1918, 1914-05-12

8iberldbiqe Srnn ais N5d6in uno iiir 9alls,
arbcit in einer Samile bon &crlonen; teine
@inoer Qab5uiragen bel Wre. ~. W. oi1ne'
NUnlOcr 2nnc uuo SHuiet eatD, 1olano FatIf
ODER Ielep6onc G5s Iurcoo. (NlailO-l2)
Der Deutsche correspondent. [volume] (Baltimore, Md.) 1841-1918, 1914-05-12

@ine enqIilhsiprc6enoe Slnocrmdrierin llr
ieincs Qino. gabNiiragcn bel MRS. u. Wreth
Npnrtmeut 9-g, She WsaubprnngD, Gntaw'
Nlacc uno @iliun' StraRe. (W'all2)
Der Deutsche correspondent. [volume] (Baltimore, Md.) 1841-1918, 1914-05-12
Werlnnnt.

1ii6tiQes Mldo6cn iiir eem6bnIbe Sausar'
belt Seine gSdibc 9o6H So pro gSocbc
Na0glraaen 6el Sertranl, seminOls'Spe""e
(Wini12-1O
The Celina Democrat. (Celina, O. [Ohio]) 1895-1921, 1914-06-19
enhancing Bird Melody.

had dropped IN at one of our big
down.town grocery stores to buy the
makings of a Welsh bunny when
heard from a gilded cage in the win
dow the sweetest bird song In the
world. | was reminded of all Words
worth and Shelley had written about
skylarks. The liquid melody rippled
and trilled from the small throat as
# the little captive was singing praises
to the morning sun instead of to the
grapefruit piled so fragrantly on the
counter. The tiny warbler was GER
tainlv throwing his whole soul into
the song. 1t conjured up visions OF
shady forests and Of leafy glades'
There was a certain tropical warmth
in the lyric that was new.
What a remarkable canary!" oo-
served to the proprietor.
"Oh. that isn't canary" he replied.
'It's an Indian thrush"
Kipling has described the music OF
the Indian thrush whose song is the
rarest of all tropical bird songs Few
Of MS in this climate, however, have
had the exquisite pleasure of listening
to such a madrigal.-Chicago Inter
Ocean.
The Celina Democrat. (Celina, O. [Ohio]) 1895-1921, 1914-06-19

stained Arena and when she came aft.
er him he fell over and took the
Count before a Punch had been de-
livered.
Before starting for the Office he
Kissed her a couple OF times and gave
her some Massage Treatment around
the Shoulder Blades and called her
"Toots"-a Term of Endearment which
had been rusting on the Shelf ever
since they used it at Niagara Falls.
She was so dazed by this Reversal
of Form that she peeked from the
Front Window and watched him cleai
to the Corner, convinced that he was
on his way to meet Another Woman.
He came home that Evening with a
lar of Candied Nuts and when Mrs.
Simon Legree demanded the Name OF
the Hussy he simply pulled a Yearn-
ing Smile and invited her to go ahead
and use him as a Punching Bag.
Next day she put a Newspaper
around the Bird Cage and tied up the
Geranium and took the unfinished
Tatting and Blew.
When she walked in on her Own
People, with the Declaration that all
Bets we're OF, they wanted to know
how about it, and she said Spirited
Woman couldn't keep on rooming with
a Guinea-Pig.
MORAL-Contempt breeds Famili'
arity
The Celina Democrat. (Celina, O. [Ohio]) 1895-1921, 1914-06-19
SCALY PSORIASIS ON LIMBS

Troop II, 9th U. S. Cavalry, Camp
Mccoy, Sparta, Wis.-"I was troubled
with psoriasis for nearly two years
Portions Of my arms and limbs were
affected mostly with It. It appeared
IN scaly form, breaking out in very
small dots and gradually grew larger
and white scales formed when about
the size of an ordinary match-head.
The looks Of It was horrible, which
made It very unpleasant for me. 1t
itched a little at times.
2 81 tried several treatments which
cured me for month, but II always
broke out again. One day a friend
saw the advertisement Of Cuucura
Soap and Ointment in the paper and
sent for a sample. They helped me,
so / purchased two more boxes OF
Cutlcura Ointment and some Cuticura
Soap and they completely cured me.
It took three months for Cuticura
Soap and Ointment to complete my
cure" (SlgneO Walter Mahony, Oct.
%, 1912.
Cutlcura Soap and Ointment sold
throughout the world. Sample of each
free,with 32-p. Skin Book. Address post
card "Cuticura, Dept. l., Boston. ADV.
The Celina Democrat. (Celina, O. [Ohio]) 1895-1921, 1914-06-19
Eoollsh Question.

Rev. DR.. Aked used to tell a story
about an eccentric American who
wanting to get married in hurry, ar
rived with his intended bride outside
a clergyman's house after midnight
and insisted on being married on the
spot.
Very unwillingly the clergyman got
out. of bed, and, having reused some
members Of his household to act as
witnesses, he proceeded to tie the
nuptial knot.
Things went smoothly enough till
he asked the American:
do you take this woman to be
your lawfully welded wife,"
The American stared at him in as
constituent.
SAY, boss, what dye s'pose yanked
YOU out O. bed at this hour O. night
for?"
The Celina Democrat. (Celina, O. [Ohio]) 1895-1921, 1914-06-19
READY TO SUPPLY SPEECHES
London Man, for a Consideration, viii
Come to the Aid Of the Poor
Speaker.

A little, quiet, book-lined office in
the heart OF the West end Of London
Is occupied by a gentleman WHO IS
prepared to turn out speeches for all
occasions. During a recent interview
the speechmaker-in-chief remarked
that. while speeches have often been
written by others than those who de-
liver them, he thinks his is the first
attempt 10 concentrate the supply and
tn establish the new profession Of gen
tleman speechmaker.
Il am as ready with an after.dinner
speech as any other" he said They
can be bright or serious, as required,
and I have already prepared a good
many speeches, which have been de-
livered with success in different parts
Of the country. Impromptus' are a
speciality.
"The method is simple enough. I
ask clients to supply me with any To-
cal illusions they require, and an idea,
If they have one. of the trend of the
speech. The rest they can leave to
me- I have made a practise Of at
tending all the functions / could for
years past, so | know exactly the
speech that is popular at garden par
ties or foundation stone layings, at
chapel extension meetings or after.
dinner. l have a good store of anec.
dotes, and as l am not a recluse, but
90 about and know what is in the air,
am able to supply the most up-to-
date illusions"