Evening star., 1914-04-19
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| finding out where he lived led him cap
| tive to tn corner an sint him nome. a
| fate which he richly desarved. TIL list
| Nv casualties follows:
! .SEERYOUSLY INJURED.
May McGinnis. aged Swim; was wheel
| In her infant brother in a baby carredge
whin caught in tn maelsthrom iv tn last
desprit charge: is not known to be reg lar.
| ly ani1yated with amy rivoluchinary or
| ganization.
MAN SUSPECTED iv bein' organizer iv
| Rooshyan Nihilsts: cards in pocket show
| him to be Prof. T. Arbutus, author OF
| How to Tell tn Wild Flowers: says he
was inquirin' tn way to Pinnsylvanya
! deepo. an officer thought he said Down
with tn Pinnsylvanya railroad"
X
| Officer WitZinSki. sixth precinct stub
bed his toe against tn backbone fv an an
CRY Red
| " inspector F1atfut lost goold an di-
mon studded watch, inscribed Firm tn
Benivolint ordher " Poolroom Keepers
| iv America
SLIGHTLY INJURED
: Sleepy silas: fined tin thousan' dol
lars an sintinced to nine years in tn
w-urrlik house
In TIL same pa-aper. Hinnissy ! ind
that an emergency meetin iv TIL CONNER
iv Thrade tn Methodist ministers an TIL
naytional bank prisidints was called
Afther prayer be tn Riverind Misther
StgginS thankin' tn God iv battles fr
this gr-reat victhry over tn. forces iv
disordher. resolution was adopted with
much enthusyasm applaudin' tn polls fr
their services. ricommindin TIL promotion
iv Inspector Flatfut an votin' him a sill
Yer service marked To tn Presarver iv
Our City, an a subscription was taken
iy n
he distributed among tn men. On tn
iditoryal page ! find a piece headed Our
Noble Polls an tellin' that tn iditor
feels that aven if Inspector Flatfut does
take piece iv change. now an thin.
what's little picalily like that compared
with his heroic conduck in dalin' with
rh' foorces iv rivolution. TIL gran jury
fees tn city in disguise an tn states
recent magnificent definse iv property be
TIL polls. firm now on he will confne his
prosecutions to civilian larceny
AN that night tn city becomes a gay
capital again. TIL shades are up in all
tn palaces iv chance. tn ball floats
cheerily into the single Q on tn green. tn
cards leap two at a time firm tn dalin'
box. tn voice iv peddlers sellin' cocaine
firm wagons is heerd on tn street, tn
firm v Hookem. Skinnem an Comp'ny,
dalers in green goods an goold bricks.
announce they have taken a store at
State an Madison large enough to ac-
commydate their local thrade as well as
their mail ordher business. an tn Riv'
rnd Doctor Summer. president iv tn
S'cicty FIR tn supprissyon iv Sinful
Gaiety, is run in a charge iv va
grancy. carryin' concealed weapons. an
resistin' an officer.
80 ye see Hinnissy. these rivolu-
chins does some good 1t may not seem
so to a man who Is on his way TO catch
tn ti-five with a bag iv garden seed
undher wan arm an a package iv
phonygraft records undher tn other an
suddenly finds himsilf tn objfck iv a cav
airy charge But they give good dale
iv healthful out iv dure exercise to tn
buns in tn park. they deflate, as Hogan
says, tn agytators who wud bust other
WISE. an they reform TIL polls depart
mint. turnin' thin firm villyans into a
body iv men that wud make th' ARMY
iv TIL Pottymack look like mob iv
polthroonS without changin' their habits.
think tn least Inspector Flatfut cud
do wud be to sind Percy something FIR
Chris mas.
Sure. thcre'll niver be a riVolution in
this counthry.'' said Mr.. Hennessy.
Not while there's amy other news f'r
tn pa-apers," said Mr.. Dooley.
,oopyr,sht 1914. by Finley Peter Dunne.)