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Las Vegas optic., 1914-11-12

The New York election results spell
the final defeat of the Tammany Hall
organization.
Las Vegas optic., 1914-11-12

B. P. o. ELKs-Meets second and
fourth Tuesday evening Of each
month Elks' home on Ninth street
and Douglas avenue. Visiting brothers
are cordially invited. Vim. H. Spring
er, Exalted Ruler. D. w. Condor, Sc
cretary.
Las Vegas optic., 1914-11-12
Wanted

WANTED-Good work horse, 1000
pounds or more. w. F. White, 52S
Sixth street.
Las Vegas optic., 1914-11-12

WOodson--SO your son is a lawyer
now. l trust he has a long and hon.
ored career before him.
Bronson-Well, It promises to be
long. At any rate. there's nothing
brief about 1t so far.
Las Vegas optic., 1914-11-12

OPTICS NUMBER, MAIN 2
RATES FOR CLASSIFIED ADvER-
EASEMENTS

Five cents per line each insertion.
Estimate six ordinary words to line,
No ad to occupy less space than two
lines. All advertisements charged
will be booked at space actually set
without regard to number of words,
Cash in advance preferred.
Las Vegas optic., 1914-11-12

WANTED Reliable woman for cook
ing and general housework. Apply
Mrs. ]. S. Clark, 1117 Eighth street.
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Money JdUed
by Making Your Cough
JyruP at Home
Takes HIT n Few uomeuts.
and stops n Hard Cough
IN N Hurry.

Cough medicines, as a rule. contain n
large quantity of plain svrup. n Won
take one pint of graduated sugar. ada
"a pint of warm water and stir about
2 minutes. YOU have as good svrup az
money could buv.
III you will then put 2tk ounces of
PineI fifty cents WORTH in a nint
bottle, and fill il up with the Sugar
syrup, you will have as much cough
syrup as YOU could buy ready made for
300. Take a "teaspoonful every one.
two or three hours. 10 keeps perfectly.
You will find IL one of the best cough
syrups You ever used-oyen in whoopinD
cough. You can feel il take hold
usually conquers an ordinary cough in
"a hours. 1t is Just laxative enough.
has a good tonic effect, and the taste
Is pleasant.
IL is a splendid remedy. too. for
whooping cough, spasmodic croup
hoarseness and bronchial asthma.
PineX is a most valuable concentra-
ted compound of Norway white pine
extract, rich in Cuaiacol and other
healing pine elements. No other prepa-
ration will work in this formula.
This plan for making cough remedy
with PincX and Sugar Svrup il now
used IN more homes than anv other
cough remedy. The plan has often boon
initiated but never successfully.
A guaranty Of absolute satisfacfio,
or money promptly refunded. goes with
this preparation. Your druggist has
Piner, or will got u for Won. m NOT.
send to The PincK Co, IT. Wayne, Ind.
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3TS~S7 o%s%e<e q
THE DAILY CHIT CHAT h
g ~ .
BY Ruth Cameron n
HE-DOG-N.THE-MANGER WOMAN

II her husband neglected her. that
would be one thing. or If. before mar.
rIage. she had not had her share oil
the masculine attention which every
woman Graves as her inalienable
right. But her husband is really
much nicer 10 her than the average
run Of threcyear-wedded husbands
and before marriage she had rather
morr than her share OF masculine az.
tcntion. So YOU can't account for 10
ON either of these grounds.
And now ] suppose YOU want IN
know who she is and what "it'
means. very well them 'Shc" is The
dog Manager woman and "it B..
ncr habit of trying to annex every
young man she meets. do pifo thc
fIcf tlFt Inc b. successfully married
and has mo- riEhf to distract their af.
tcution from m-arri1rc1blc girl.
As vrito. Z aw thinking OF a
v01ng married woman in neigh.
horhood. but am sure There Dr. ono
boo yours too. for The type is YER,
common
This particular woman has a
Younger sister living With hcr.a very
sweet and very pretty little lirl. but
lot go @viyacious and instantly ot.
tractive 90 men as herself. Now i'
this woman would stand completely
aside and give the younger cirl "a
fair chance. ! know the Young men of
the ncighbOrhood would soon come to
appreciate tho lattcrs quiet sweet
ness and charm But The married sis.
for Insists ON occupying the fore.
ground and so oufshiniuE and out.
SPARKLING fhc younger girl. that hy
contrast ths latter seems i%ifcless and
uuinfcrcsiiuE
a young married woman is always
The Wheeling intelligencer. [volume] (Wheeling, W. Va.) 1903-1961, 1914-01-07
SOUR, UPSET STONACHS FIXED In
FIVE MINUTES PAPE'S DIAPEPSIN

stomach. nausea. facilitating head
aches. dizziness or Intestinal gripping.
This will all 20. and. besides. there
Will be no sour food left ~ in the
stomach 10 poison your breath with
nauseOus odors.
Pape's Diapepsin Is a certain cure
for out-of-odor stomachs. because 10
takes hold Of your food and digests
IL just b same as II your stomach
wasn't there.
Relief in five minutes from all
stomach misery Is waiting for you at
any drug store.
These large ffty-cent cases contain
enough "Pape's Diapepsin" q keep
the entire family free from stomach
disorders and Indigestion for many
months. II belongs in your home.
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T@N&MS

Should find YOU a patron Of this
%up-to-datc Ladies Tailoring Estab-
lishment. IL you arc not already
one. The excellence Of our work
Is vouched for by many Of the
most particular women Of this
city. In fact, our work is distinc-
lively individual. a perfect it,.
high grade workmanship and the
best Of materials and trimmings
arc combined in every garment
that leave this establishment.
The more particular you are
about the clothes YOU wear. the
better pleased We will be 10 serve
you.
The Wheeling intelligencer. [volume] (Wheeling, W. Va.) 1903-1961, 1914-01-07
TALK TO BOYS
George Gibson Kerr Of Canonsburg
Will Speak on the American Boy
at First Presbyterian Church.

The final arrangements have been
completed for a very interesting lee
ture 10 be delivered tomorrow ven
ing in the First Presbyterian church.
by George Gibson Kerr OF CanOnsburg.
Pa. OF the subject entitled "The
Value OF q Bov and How To Get the
Worth OF Him Mr. Kerr is brought
10 this city under the auspices OF the
West Virginia Sunday School assOCia-
ton. As the speaker has made an ex-
tcusive study OF the American boy no
doubt he will deliver a very interest
ing address. The lecture will begin
promptly az = o'clock and all parents
and boys are cordially invited to at
tend.
The Wheeling intelligencer. [volume] (Wheeling, W. Va.) 1903-1961, 1914-01-07
WEDDING
ANNIVERSARY
OF Mr.. AND MRS. ]. o. MERRIMAN
CELEBRATED AT THEIR HOME
TUESDAY EVE.
Yellow MAJ the Color Scheme Which
Blended Beautifully With the
Furnishings Of the Residence.

The Merriman residence near
Wheeling Park. was the scene OF a
brilliant social event on Tuesday even
ing. Mr.. and Mrs. J. Don Merriman
celebrated the tenth anniversary OF
their marriage. This being the tin
wedding the home was appropriately
decorated in keeping. Heavy showers
OF tin foil fell from the chandeliers.
door ways, etc, and produced a beauti-
full effect in the evening.
Florist Max Hess was in charge Of
the decoration and yellow was the
color chosen and II blended beautiful
ly with the yellow furnishings and
d~raperies of the rooms. In the dining
room. where Caterer Heath, OF Pitts
burgh. served a buffet luncheon, the
effect was most artistic. Resting on
the center of the large table was a
mound of yellow Marguerites and the
CONNECTIONS were also I'm the appro-
pirate colors. The mantle was banked
with the daintiest OF blossoms. mingled
with greenery and yellow tulle bows.
The library. where the guests were
received, was done in yellow snap
dragons and here the mantle was
banked with the same flowers. Sus-
pended at intervals about the rooms
were French baskets and vases of the
yellow blossoms. A pyramid OF palms
was built I'm the library and served as
n background for the receiving line.
The balistrade and the second floor
were done in Southern smilax and the
ball was also beautiful in smilax
and baskets OF Margurites. In the
halls potted plants and smilax were
artistically arranged. The showers OF
tin foil was something novel and
blended beautifully with the colors
chosen. During the evening Meister's
full orchestra was stationed I'm the ball
room and rendered a program OF late
dance music from 7 TO IL O'Clock, dur.
ing which several hundred guests
called TO offer congratulations.
Mr.. and Mrs. j. Don Merriman were
assisted by Mr.. and Mrs. G.. r. w.
Norton. who were attendants at their
wedding. N Mrs. Harry Gee, and
other relatives. All the ladies were
elegantly gowned and the scene pre-.
sented was on of bauty.
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awarded. The hours a. o ; to 5
Supper from 5 20 8 The chairman for
the day j. Mrs I'd Kirchner and she
Is assisted by the following Mes.
DANES W. T. Sadler: Dan Reeves:
August Remke: Gus Pracht: Harry
kraatz; Henry Kell; Henry Kalbltzer:
c. W. krieter: Joseph Kurz. J. c.
Jung: William ~Jurgens: Henry c.
Hackman; Charles Horstman: r. L
Hildebrand Philip Hoernig and Miss
Mary kirchner
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Best for Indigestion. Gas. Heart
burn and Dyspepsia
It's Great,

when your meals don't NJ comfort
ably. or what you eat lies like a lump
OF lead In your stomach. or II you
have heartburn. that is a sign Of in
digestion.
Get from your pharmacist a fifty
cent case Of Pape's Diapepsin and
take "A dose just as soon as you can
There will be no sour risings, no
belching OF undigested food mixed
with acid. no stomach gas or heart
burn. fullness or heavy feeling In the
The Wheeling intelligencer. [volume] (Wheeling, W. Va.) 1903-1961, 1914-01-07
Birthday PARTY.

Mr.. Paul Kalkreuth. Sr.. OF the
South Side. entertained a number OF
his friends Saturday evening. The az
fair was given TO celebrate his birth
day and the following were the guests:
Messrs. and Mesdames Charles Ebe-
ling. Louis Kalkreuth, Richard Krog-
gel. Paul Kalkreuth. Sr.. Paul Kali
kreuth. Jr. Charles Flick. Misses HilGa
Kroggel. Louise Kalkreuth. Messrs.
Fred Brandt. Herbert Kroggel, Charles
Kalkreuth. Harold Kalkreuth.
The Wheeling intelligencer. [volume] (Wheeling, W. Va.) 1903-1961, 1914-01-07

Miss Juliet Campbell entertained
the Monday Bridge club at her home
at h conclusion OF an interesting
session OF bridge. Luncheon was
served.
There we're overs for Miss Flea
nor McIure. Miss Campbell. Mes
danes Shewell Gibbs. Joseph SpeideI.
Jr. less Bloch. W. W. Holloway and
Eugene Hildreth III.
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attractive 10 young men. In the first
place. when q man is looking for q
wife ne goes about with "a chip on his
shoulder go a young man once ex.
pressed 10 10 mcl. That g.. he is
constantly watchful lest the girl who
attracts him should in some way fail
10 measure up to his standard. But
when ne is with the young married
woman he is not looking for n wife
and hence he admires more easily
because his critical faculty &C. not on
the alert. Again. n great many young
men OF to-day are terribly afraid that
some girl is going to marry thcm be.
fore they know what is happening
With tho married women thcv arc
oro It caeo because they nccd have
uu such fear And yet acain. tho un.
married woman who &c.. t%pngcioueiv
or -ubc0ueciously. waiting for a hue
band. d. often go anxious fp please
Thar She defeat. beer own purpose and
become unnatural and hrnco less
attractive The young married woman
on The other hand. b. froc 10 be- pcr.
l,cllN natural and bon being so dou.
blcs hcr charm.
or all these facts the dog in.fhc.
mauger woman takes advantage ron.
sciously or uncousci0ualy. boz her cam.
paigu call % a campaign. but. OF
course. she really never wins any.
thing except. 90 best. an empty ana
useless admiration. 90 cheap excite
Wcnt and au undesirable stimulus.
bought at. thc cost of Initiated powers
of normal enjoyment. and. at worst.
deep uuLaupInoss for herself alone.
pcrhau. Tor two other people
Perhaps after ail 80 ie tho docfn-
The Manager woman should pity
o than fho little sister She ont.
shines. wonder
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Special Dispatch tg tfe futefIrsresr
COLUMBUS. O. Jan. G-Niea Nfl
Meta Miller. Of Wheeling. W. Va. a.
spending several weeks as the house
rucat Of Misses Helen Davis and
Louise Lynch. OF SO vernon avenue
Miss Lynch velcomcd hsr guest with
on course dinner Sunday evening Dan.
cos tHeIfr. parties. dinners and other
social functions have been given boo
her honor Novt week Miss Davis
VIII have Miss Miller ae her guest and
vii entertain Tuesday evening with o.
dance party.
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NorIcEi

On Monday. evening, January 70. at
7:30 o'clock. members Of the Young
Womsn's Christian Association are
invited to attend the Annual Meeting
for the election Of ten members to the
Board Of Directors and for such other
business as may come before thu
meeting. Mrs. Robert J. Reed. Pres.
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Dauahters Of Revolution.

The Fort Henry chapter. Daughters
OF the Revolution. will hold its first
1914 meeting at the home OF Mrs J. J.
Holloway Friday evening. January =.
Mrs. Eusbus 4. Graham will cad a
paper on The Battle of Trenton. ="
Following the business hour a social
session will be held.
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Charity Ball.

The Ladies Aid Society OF the Home
OF the Good Shepherd will give anoth-
or Charity Rail- at the Carroll Club.
Wednesday evening. February Is. HE
affair will be equally as well planned
as the one given last season.
h club will be lavishly decorated
for the AFFAIR and a well known orches-
ira will furnish the music. At IL
o'clock the usual supper will be serv-
ed when some four hundred guests
will be served.
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from the center OF the room. ending at
the side walls.
When the guests arrived the ladies'
were lined up in one hall and the gen
tlemen in another. They were led by
a spot light In the auditorium. where
the march continued and ended in a
two-step. The sixth dance was a Ger
man dance and started by one couple.
the partners. choosing other partners
until the auditorium was filled with
dancers. The twelfth dance was a tag
waltz n a shower OF snowballs was
a feature of this dance. The commit
tee in charge of the successful event
MAS composed OF Messrs. J. w. Cum
Minis. Mark Klibanow. Tom Garden.
Dave kraus. Ed Meagle. Earl Hedges.
Harry Ruble.
The Wright's Saxaphone orchestra
OF Columbus furnished the music and
they r too well known in this city
TO need special mention. The dance
music vas fine. During the evening
refreshments and a luncheon were
served. The following were among the
guests who attended
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Afternoon Tea.

This afternoon al her home near
Wheeling park Mrs. J. Dom erriman
will receive her friends from 3 TO .
o'clock. The affair is in the nature
of an afternoon tea" and many ladies
will call during the hours.
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Miss Carrie Frazier. OF the Island. en-
tertained the members OF the Island
Bridge ] Tuesday afternoon. ana the
out-of-town guests included Mrs. Homer
McGregor. OF Philadelphia, and Miss
Helen Montgomery, of Harrisburg. Pa.
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N.. a.. o.. Kraft arI Mr.. WfI g.f-
rHu frr fr charge OF nIf charity whist
which wNI he given af the Island club
rooms Thursday afternoon. Handsome
prizes vII ls awarded and re- large at-
Tendance D.. fUrD.flI.
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Saturday Party

Miss Nellie Friedel has issued cards
for a party 10 be- given az her home
on the Island Saturday of this week.
II will be an afternoon party and
largely attended.
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sd. EIizabeth Guild Event.

The st. Elizabeth guild of ST. Mat
thew's Il. L. church rendered Rev.
and Mrs. L. w. S. Stryker a farewell
party in the Sunday school rooms OF
the st. Matthews church Tuesday
evening. A luncheon was spread for
the guests. prior to which DIR. Stry-
ker made an address OF farewell TO
the members n spoke OF heir good
work and devotion TO their chapel
n kindness to him, for which he
was thankful.
DR.. STRIKERS address was inter
preted by Miss Nellie Corbett. who
is the interpreter to the deaf mutes.
As a farewell message to Rev. Stry-
ker a letter was presented him
signed by Rev. Samuel Corbett. the
president. in behalf of the members
of st. Elizabeth chapel.
With his letter Dr. Stryker was
presented with a handsome solid gold
cross. which he thoroughly appreci-
ates. not for its intrinsic value alone.
but for b value IL conveys as "A
token OF love from the devoted mem
bers of his flock.
The letter runs something like this:
st Elizabeth Guild on learning of the
intention Of its beloved pastor. Rev.
J.. W. s. Stryker to leave for a new
field OF labor is in a feeling of sorrow
hut always had and still has a great
tpNt TOT MIN. as ne mas zone mNtu
good among the deaf of the cOmmsln-
fly during his six years OF service.
We are crieved TO learn our pastor
and friend will leave. but we cannot
prevent II. We present this gold cross
and hope f. will keep him i'm memory
or his dear friends is our hearty wish.
We wish MIN success in his new field.
etc"
DR.. Striker and family leave Thurs
day for LaGranEc. Illinois. a suburb
of Chicago. where he will have charge
OF the Episcopal diocese. Rev. Stryk-
or has beer q ~favOrite with his parish
toner's ever since his charge here.
The following we're the ones present
Tuesday evening.
Rev. $ w. Corbctf. NelIo Corbett.
Mrs. s. vs.. Corheft Louis uuuem fu-
lus Andre. Herbert Stodlr. Jones' s..
BOYD. Mrs NNrfl" Watson. Ada o.. RYAN.
Elizabeth Davis. Settle Con- william
HsiuIu. Arthur letters Mr.. anal Mrs VIII
UHm AlcNIuuaI. 49,. and Wr1. John &C..
Ercmcr. Mr. NdH O. Anderson. Eet. and
Mrs. u. IS. D. r.Iftcr
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Young Bachelors Club.

The Young Bachelors club will en-
terrain with a dance on the evening OF
Thursday. January %. and WriEhts
saNaphoDe orchestra viii furnish the
music.
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EIks' Novelty Dane.

The Elks' New Year Novelty dance
was given at the club on Fifteenth
street tuesday evening and the larg-
est attendance at the club for some
time was present. The decorations
were IN keeping with the HOLIDAYS.
with a canopy OF streamers suspended
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VIRGINIA CLUB panee.

\ pretty affair was given Tuesday
by Mrs. William Stops at her home
on Thirteenth sertie. when the mem.
bers OF the Virginia club were her
guests. Following cards the guests
Were ushered into the dining room
where a turkey dinner was served
n table was decorated with a huge
mound or poinsettias n greenery.
The members present we're.
The daily telegram. [volume] (Clarksburg, W. Va.) 1901-1926, 1914-05-05
FOLSOM
tsprelAL eeRREssenpEnes,

FOLSOM, May 5.-Mr. Bradford re-
turned to his home at Bradford, Pa,
after few days visit with. his daugh-
ter, Mrs. NJ. L. Tucker, and family.
Mr.. Mckinney, bookkeeper for the
South Penn. Oil Company here, who
spent Sunday with his family at Fair
view, returned to Folsom this morn
ing.
Alec Clark, superintendent of the
South Penn, Oil company's electric de-
partment, left here May 4 for Charles
ton, where he has accepted position
with another company, he having re-
signed his position with the South
Penn Oil Company here.
William Clark, bookkeeper for the
South Penn Oil CompaHy's electric
department, left May for Cambridge
Springs, Pa, where he will spend a
few days resting and visiting friends
before joining his son, Alec, at
Charleston.
The South Penn Oil Company has
started drilling at its No. 3 on the
William Edgell farm.
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Forelgn students.

There We're i,2l22, foreign stu
dents in attendance at colleges and
universities in the States in the year
1913, according to figures Just COM
piled at the United States Bureau
of Education. This is an increase Of
SIT in two years. These students
are not concentrated at the larger
and better known institutions. as
might be expected, but are distrib-
uted over 275 different colleges, uni-
cersities and schools of technology.
The number given includes only reg
ular students of college or gradu-
ate grader II students enrolled in
preparatory departments, short
term courses, summer schools, and
Independent professional schools
we're included, the total would be
very much larger.
Canada has the largest representa-
ion-633 students are from the Do
minion. China and Japan are not
far behind there were 594 Chinese
students and 1886 Japanese attending
colleges in the United States in 1913.
Of the other Oriental or Asiaic peo-
pies, India is represented by 1852 stu
dents; Turkey by 1l43; Korea % 10;
Persia by FL; and Siam by 10.
Latin-America is strongly repre-
sented. Cuba sheds 209, Costa Rica
20. Guatemala 10, Honduras ~,
Nicaragua 1S. Panama 2S, and Sal
vador 49, Mexico heads the list
with 223 students. From South
America, Argentina sends 40 stu
dents to our colleges, Brazil 1t3, Bo-
livia 3, Chile IL, Colobia 81, EcrNtor
t6, Paraguay 2, Peru rs. Uruguay 2,
and Venezuela ~
Abundance of higher EDUCATION
opportunities in the British Isles and
on the Continent of Europe has not
prevented nearly 500 European stu
dents from coming to America to go
to college. Great Britain and Ire
land are represented by 212 students,
and Germany, herself the mecca of
the studious, sends 122 The 9TH
ers in order of numbers are: Russia
1874, France 45, Sweden Al, Italy S6.
Austria-Hungary "a, switzerland %,
Norway 26, Greece 20, Spain 90,
Netherlands 10, Bulgaria 10, Rou-
mania 6, Belgium A, Portugal 3, and
Montenegro /.
Even Australia and Africa have
students at colleges N the United
States. There are 56 students from
New Zealand. Africa is represented
by is from Egypt, from Liberia,
and "A from South Africa.
From American possessions 434
students came to college in the
United States; 1OS from Hawaii, 21l5
from Porto Rico, and Ill from the
Philippine Islands.
The daily telegram. [volume] (Clarksburg, W. Va.) 1901-1926, 1914-05-05
THE DAILY
NoVELE TIE
on EHE wAK no skINkEREoWN.


Twas the day before. election. (If
you don't believe 1t you may look up
the daily papers for that week, only
you don't know what week it wash
Steuben Steubens, candidate for
second vice-dog catcher, was carry
ing out the most brilliant idea OF his
life. He was taking the entire coll
ored population OF Skinkertown in a
special train 10 Dittsville, 120 miles
away. for a grand all-day picnic, with
hard-boiled eggs and all the pure
spring water they could drink. After
that, they would indeed be ingrates II
they voted for Light Lights, his rival
candidate. the following morning.
In all. there were 203 colored yot-
ers in the expedition. It came high.
but then the job of second vice-dog
catcher paid So a week, not to speak
of the honor.
1t was glorious picnic, and all the
black men had the red letter day of
their lives.
On the way home in the dark, 80
miles from Dittsyllle. in swamp, the
special train brdsse down.
- PIoD ~ sHOh pe dO4e " SSt eLu
to Skinkertown for two days" an
nounced the engineer cody.
What" yelled Steuben Steubens.
IF you don't get to slsinkertown in,
time for election, rll-whats your
name?"
"Llgitts!" answered the engineer.
"1', Light Llggitts,s brother and cam
paign manager"
Light Lights was elected by a ma
iority Of 200.