Baxter Springs news. [volume] (Baxter Springs, Kan.) 1882-1919, 1914-02-05

thin. Sometimes II said: No hips
and the women promptly didn't have
any hips; then II would say. Let
there be hips, and hips there were,
lads, till you couldn't rest Now, you
young fellows, who live in this age
when women. having finally won their
hard-fought battle 10 get finger in
the worlds work, have got plenty OF
other things TO worry about besides
looking pretty and therefore don't
care so much for style, you fellows
can tell Just about what women will
look like one year after another. Ii
was different In the old days; you
had to be ready for anything then.
II remember one sad, sad case that
came about through this, and II hap
pened in this same age. about 1912.
that this ancient lady in a hobble
skirt belonged 10. There was brave
young explorer who'd gone down to
take the temperature OF the south
pole. He had beautiful young wife
that he had TO leave behind in a little
old.fashioned hotel named the Knick'
erbocker that used to stand at the cor
ner OF Forty.second and Broadway,
because this was before they had cleo
trio heat and all modern inconveni'
ences, including Turkish baths, at the
pole. I'll be waiting for you says
she. Hurry back so long says
he; and away he went and was gone
for five long years.
"You see, when he went away wom-
en- were plump, and had hips and
shoulders, and wore long skirts, with
room enough in them to walk. When
he came back it was the year Of these
hobble skirts and the women were
altogether different. The young ex-
plorer goes into his apartments in
the little hotel and something that
looks like this picture leaped up to
welcome him. and he steps back anc
hollers: Gimme my gun. There's
strange animal like seal in the
room And Il was only his wife The
sad part of II was that he had to pay
the dressmaker next day"
"But why did the women let Style
boss them so?" asked An apprentice.
Would it punish them If they
wouldn't get thin or plump as 1t or
dered Them"
Would II! Indeed It would, my
lad; it would let them see other wom-
en- who were in Style"
But how did they ever happen to
hit onto anything like this hobble
skirt, captain?"
well. you see, twas in the days
when the ladies we're fighting for
equal rights with mar. The men
wouldn't let them wear the trousers
as yet, so the dear women did the
next best thing They couldn't get
the whole trousers, hut they could
get one leg They took and made 1t
into a skirt as you see in the pic
ture."
The young airmer gazed n the
strange picture in amazoment why
in the world did they think such
things made them pretty, captain?"
asked one. Fancy one Of our women
today wearing anything that would
Interfere with their s:rlde!"
The women of today are Free"
said Captain MacMarus. They have
thrown off the ,iIrall of instinct. And
yet," he mused s,rilingly. land yet.
hose old days were good days. after
Ill. Douse my sigma! rays! dent
know but what they were as good as
he present era, so far as the women
ire concerned. Yes, lads, in those
lays I was once tempted to enter that
and discarded state Of
What was the matter. captain?"
lsked one of the boys. Wouldn't
he girl have your"
Run along" growled the old man.
Get aboard the Express. You're like
III the boys nowadays; you're too
Teen on ancient history"
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