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and see what you can do about it, The Progressive Farmer.
LITTLE LAUGHS
 (By PRUNNY.)
Scenes in the Barber Shop.

lounging about make a dash for their separate chair, standing in expecta- tion to be the lucky one to work on the victim. Customer removes his coat and collar, turns about in hesi- tation, undecided what chair to pick out. Finally decides to take the nearest one, at which the other seven smiling faces take on frowns.
 Z-"Hair cut?"
 Customer-"No, sir. want a shave, and I am in hurry"
 Z-"Kind of long in the back"
 C-''Haven't got time now; am in a big hurry"
 (Barber grabs towel and proceeds to tuck it around customers neck. Takes a boiled fowl from the wash basin-about 90 degrees boiled-flaps it in the air a couple of times and places on customers face. Customer squirms around helpless.)
 Z-"Fine day"
 O-NCdu Hdluiy LII colHc oli doCouLt of the hot toweD-"Um huh" Napse of five minutes while the barber homes his razor and prepares the nec- essary lather)
 The joys of shaving begin. With a big brush of lather, the barber be- gins on one side of the face at the right ear and continues to the left side to the other ear. (Ears inclusive, and sometimes the mouth and nose.) As rule just as he approaches the mouth with the brush he asks a question, so that while you are answering him you get the full value of the soap.
 Barber proceeds to use the fife.
 Z-"Razor cut all right?"
 C-Dares not express his true opinion .)-"Fine."
 Just as barber makes the first jab down the side of customers face, boy grabs one of his ankles and give It a jerk. (This is signal denoting that you ought to have your shoes shined)
 Z-"Massage?"
 C-"No, I guess not"
 Another application of hot towels, cold towels, powder, etc.
 lust as the customer congratulates himself that the misery is over, up goes the chair like a catipult, almost unseating him.
 Z-"Tonic?"
 C-"No."
 Z-"Anything on the hair"
 C-(Exasperated)- comb and brush"
 Barber suddenly makes discovery. Jabs a finger in the back of custo- mer's head and exclaims in horlfled voice. You are getting bald Customer knew that several years ago)
 Customer finally escapes the barber, but the worst is yet to come.
 Customer digs down in his pocket and fishes up quarter. Hands 1t to the barber with Keep the change" (Customer to himself: "Il show them I'm a sport anyhow.o Customer is about ready to leave ! when boy comes up and slaps him on the back a couple of times With l A whisk broom. (Another dime gone.) As customer goes out of the door | he meets a friend coming in. Shakes him by the hand in deep sympathy "for what he is about to receive.
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The news item that another army aviator has met death will hardly cause surprise. People have become used to such news items, and more over, when a man takes to the flying machine as a regular thing, a funeral is expected almost any time.
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Ideal Country for spo rtsm en.

Hyderabad, one of the states of In. dia about as big as Kansas, and with as many people as New York and Massachusetts combined. has many wild creatures, including tigers and leopards in abundance and occasion. ally bison and elephants. There are also wild hogs, antelope. hyena, wolves, jackals and bear.
Pine Bluff daily graphic., 1914-03-12

A Tennessee encouragement says he is going after the pistol toters good and hard, and proposes making it a felony for revolvers to be shipped as interstate commerce. Gradual elimi- nation of the pistol will do much to- ward the decrease of murder.
Pine Bluff daily graphic., 1914-03-12

The largest merchant in the world, Marshall Field" made his millions by 6ffering his customers NOT what HE WANTED, BUT what they wanted. Then see that your cus- toners get Genuine COCA-COLA when they cali for it. If
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Is There Any Differenee7

"T have read this book" said the irate patron, ''and it is the worst ever. It has the average penny-dread. full looking like Sunday school tract, and yet you gave it to me when l asked you for . historical romance" "Oh," gurgled the fair librarian, 'I thought you asked me for hysteri. cal Judge.
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Have Exterminatsd Mosquitoes.

In Livingstone, the capital of the African territory of that name, the mosquito problem has been practically solved. A ceaseless war has been waged against these insects. with the result that they are now scarcely ever seen.
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l. ED MURRAY CAMP TO MEET.

T. Ed Murray Camp, United Con- federate Veterans is scheduled to meet Sunday afternoon at o'clock at the court house. A full attendance is desired, as matters Of importance will come before the meeting.
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Exports into the United States from Argentina are reported to be four times greater than ten years ago, and yet there has not been any de- crease in the cost of living. In fact, it's been the other way.
Pine Bluff daily graphic., 1914-03-12

Whether or not the action taken by Gov. Colquitt of Texas meets with general appreciation, he has certainly won the undying admiration of Theo- dore Roosevelt.
Pine Bluff daily graphic., 1914-03-12

When New York's fourteen-story jail is completed, persons incarcerated there can have at least the satisfac- ton of looking down upon the world.
Pine Bluff daily graphic., 1914-03-12

The public generally will hardly agree with Dr. Mary Walker that trial marriage is all right. Such would certainly bring about chaotic con- dition.
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RUB-WlYs IS na

Will cure your RheumatlsIn Neuralgia, Headaches, Cramps, Colic, Sprains, Bruises, Cuts and Burns. Old Sores, Stings of Insects Etc. Antiseptic Anodyne. used in ternally and externally. Price 25c
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Daily fhofioht

Impossible is word only to be found in the dictionary of fools.-Na' poleon Bonaparte.
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ASSURANCE SX1IzII{iZyT1 1||'I'||I||E||'|'A M

heartaches of those able to afford lux ury in dress.
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WARNING ORDER.

J. A. Mccoy, plaintiff vs. John Russell and Lula Russell, defendants, in the Chancery Court of Jefferson County, Arkansas.
 The Defendant, Lula Russell, is warned to appear in this court with In thirty days and answer the com- plaint of Plaintiff J. A. Mccoy. Given under my hand and the Seal of said Court this 11th day of March A. D. 1914.
 G. E. LITTLE, Clerk,
 J. E. LITTLE, D. C. 3-12 -26-4-2-9.
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Protect the Public

In Massachusetts all streams of wa. ter unsuited for drinking must be marked so that the fact cannot be overlooked.
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HENRY ROBERTS & CC., Fire In- surance. 123 1-2 w. 2nd Ave- Phone,
 SIS. 2-25 If.
The Salt Lake tribune. [volume] (Salt Lake City, Utah) 1890-current, 1914-01-01
LAKE TRIBUNE THURSDAY MORNING JANUARY 1914
LUCKY NUMBER WINS
1874 TOURING CAR
Schramm-Johnson Drug Com
pany Holds Drawing in
Main Street Window.

The holder OF No li9ssl in the
Schramm- johnson Drug company auto
mobile contest is the winner of q six
cylinder seven pa ssenger. self-starting.
1914 model touring automobile The con-
test. which was started carly last Au-
gust. ended last night when the official
drawing was made.
Until a late hour the possessor OF the
winning number had not been identified.
The winner will be given ten days TO pre-
sent the number and claim the autono-
PIE II the number is not presented be-
Tore the ten days are up. the prize will
pass TO the holder OF the next number.
which is IS0I55. II the ten days should
pass before the winner presents himself.
then the holder of the second number Will
oe given twenty-four hours In which 10
ers who held one or the twenty-five
numbers drawn last night viii be al
lowed twenty-fo hours should the num-
Der preceding them fall TO be claimed
The several thousand numbers were
placed In a large revolving wheel In the
window OF store No. 6. at Second South
and Main streets. and the drawing was
made made before five judges. Miss Selma
Shelton. daughter of Mrs. Selma A. Shell
ton: 1910 South State street and a student
at st. Mary's academy. was selected from
the crowd In front OF the store TO make
the drawings by Chief Judge David A.
Twenty Ave tickets we're drawn from
the wheel by Miss Shelton after they had
been carefully shuffled Miss Shelton was
then blindfolded and she placed a ticket
In each OF twenty-five glass Jars. The
jars were numbered from ] 10 25. Ticket
NO. l19SSi was found In jar No. ! and
the other numbers in the order given
We're placed In the corresponding Jars.
The judges for the contest were Homer
+, Robinson Of The Tribune c. A. Vim
cent OF the Telegram. Rufus johnson OF
the Herald Republican, Alfred G. Rees OF
the Dessret News and y A. Callahan of
five Eve numbers drawn ETDS ' last night i See are as
follows:
/. IlSss4: ?, IsOi55. g. 32oo49; :, 3s2oS5;
). 1851; 6, i24297. {, 355172; 9. 1859;
6742O6: 10. 5S58o6: 1i. 3S3564; is, 1i12l2:
10, 065S7S; II. Oo1s5S: Is. 42146l; ~,
11o4ls: 90. o9sseo: 21, 45lG7s; 90. oi2SSl;
23, H5932: %, 129S6S: %. 1851
The Salt Lake tribune. [volume] (Salt Lake City, Utah) 1890-current, 1914-01-01
YEAR IS PROSPEROUS
IN PLUMBING TRADE
Salt Lake Firms Get Contracts for
Big Jobs During 1913; Conven-
tion Next Month.

The year 1913 has been a prosperous
one for the plumbing business, and the
outlook for 1914 looks to be even bet
ter, according to +. w. Jones, secre-
tary of the Utah State Master Plumb
ers' association. Some of the plumb
ing work done during the year in
cludos the installation of heating,
lighting and ventllating systems in the
Newhouse hotel, the l.. D. S. hospital,
the Vissing and Cummings apartments,
the new university building, the state
capitol and the new high school build
ing.
Plumbing work already planned for
1914 is in the erection OF l50 build
ipgs at Garfield. The buildings, which
will be used rs residences Tor en-.
ployees of the Garfield smelter win he
modern in every respect and will have
bath and showers.
The annual state convention Of the
Utah State Master Plumbers associa-
ton will probably be held in Salt Lake
the first Monday in February.
The Salt Lake tribune. [volume] (Salt Lake City, Utah) 1890-current, 1914-01-01
ROAD ASSISTS IN
CONVENTION BOOST

Special rates of $40 for the round
trip from Los Angeles to Salt Lake and
return have been granted by the Salt
Lake Route for both the National
Woolgrowers association convention
and the meeting of the Western Re
tail Lumbermen 8 association. The
16 and II, and tickets may be bought
January 13 and IA. with privileges of
returning up to January 81.
The lumbermen' g convention will he
February 12. 13 and Ia The tickets
will be on sale February 10 and IL,
with return limit Of February 2s,
j. H. Manderield, assistant general
Lake Route, says that the road is max.
ing rates both to Los Angeles and to
Salt Lake so that passenger traffic will
be equahzed. He is now working on
the annual midwinter excursion plans,
The Salt Lake tribune. [volume] (Salt Lake City, Utah) 1890-current, 1914-01-01
NEW HAVEN ROAD HAS
SEGREGATION PLAN
Voluntary Trust Is to Be
Formed TO Take Over
Stocks and Bonds.

BOSTON, Dec 31.-Tbe formation of
a voluntary trust to take over the
stock and bonds of the Boston Railroad
Holding company, which owns more
than a majority Of the stock Of the
Boston & Maine railroad, is the plan
which Chairman Howard Elliott and
the directors Of the New York, New
Haven g. Hartford railroad have de-
cided upon as means of segregatlng
the Boston & Maine and the New Ha-
ven system, according to a statement
which the Globe viii print tomorrow.
The newspaper says it is proposed that
this voluntary trust shall extend over
sufficient period to permit the re-
habilitation Of the Boston & Maine and
its restoration to divideud-paying
basis.
Chairman Elliott is expected to call
on Attorney General McReynolds at
Washington next Monday to present
this plan. together with the plans Of
the New Haven directors for separa-
ton Of their steamship and trolley
holdings, for approval Of the govern
mept.
The plan for relinqui shment of New
Haven control of the Boston Maine
was outlined in the Globe as follows;
ssThe New Havel. will transfer to
the trustees Of the voluntary trust the
capital stock and the bonds OF the Bos-
tor Railroad Holding company, nearly
all Of which it owns, which will carry
Doksession Of the control of the capital
stock Of the Boston & Maine,
N'The New Haven will receive moth
e. tha franefor
77,At the end of ten years, or what
eIzer time is fixed for the termination
Of the voluntary trust, the Boston &
Maine stock owned by tho Boston Rail,
road Holding company is to be sold and
Aba proceeds are to be distributed pro
nata among the then stockholders of
pbe New Haven railroad.
tThe details of the plan are TO be
,vorked out so as to preclude the New
Haven directors or stockholders from
i;,torfer,pg in any way in the manage
,a,,t ,neu NJ the Boston & Maine through
the trustees. or the directors whom
tbcv and the minority stockholders Sc
ieSs 1.-THE object of the New Haven di,
factors in Suggesting this arrangement
Ia 10 be the means it will offer of
a.farr;no the sale Of millions of dollars
iei of stock bought with New Haven funds
% ~ snch time as the market price OF
pnsion & Maino securities VIII proylde
a sufficient sum to compensate the Nc"
Haven shareholders
The Salt Lake tribune. [volume] (Salt Lake City, Utah) 1890-current, 1914-01-01
RESOLUTION.

BE IL resolved by the board OF commits
sloners OF Salt Lake City, Utah:
That the following streets In Salt Lake
city. between the limits thereon herein
after specified. be and they hereby are
designated streets upon which coast
ing Is authorized. 10 VIII:
South Temple street from Federal
Heights going west on north side OF
South Temple,
First avenue from Virginia street
X street from Eleventh avenue To South
Temple: stop cars on both sides or
streets on Ninth avenue, Sixth avenue
and Third avenue on X street.
c. and u streets from Ninth avenue
10 South Tomple.
First, Second, Third and Fourth North
streets from Center street to First West
street.
Third South street from Thirteenth
East going west; cars stop on both sides
OF Tenth East and Third South. Con-
The Salt Lake tribune. [volume] (Salt Lake City, Utah) 1890-current, 1914-01-01

duetors on Ninth East street line TO
watch on Third South street.
Tenth South street from Thirteenth
East TO Eleventh Eas; street Cars stop
on Eleventh East street.
Emerson avenue from Fifteenth East
TO Eleventh. East, Cars stop at Emer-
son avenue.
Eleventh South from Fifteenth East
10 Eleventh East. Cars stop on Eleventh
South street
Street cars ard ali vehicles and auto
mobiles are required 10 stop and their
drivers and occupants thereof TO look nd
use caution before crossing any OF said
streets between the limits thereon above
mentioned,
BE IL further resolved That the city
recorder be and he hereby Is directed
TO publish this resolution as a public no.
ticc in the manner provided for che pub
lication OF ordinances In daily papor of
general circulation In Salt Lake CITY
Adopted by the board OF commissions
The Salt Lake tribune. [volume] (Salt Lake City, Utah) 1890-current, 1914-01-01
PUBLIC ENTITLED TO
SOME CONSIDERATION

BOSTON. Dec. 3i.--In the hope OF ma
terially reducing strikes in Massachu-
setts in 19l4. the state board of con-
ciliat ton and arbitration issued n special
message today to employers and en-
ployees urging them te exhaust all pos
sibie methods of settlement before re-
sorting to a breach OF industrial peace.
The board holds that the public Is an
innocent third party In all labor contro-
versies and is entitled 20 the same pro-
lection which should be accorded 10 the
other two parties.
out OF i46 controversies investiSa ted
by the board In the last year, strikes
were aVPrted I'm l2e cases
The Salt Lake tribune. [volume] (Salt Lake City, Utah) 1890-current, 1914-01-01
Y Park SITE is
PURCHASED BY CITY

;%S,s,on oi George .. keyser. park
xoner, The city commission yes
tsssnt tSUasnt six and one third acres OF
siaS rarley's creek In the Sugar
"A ,'Iiet aa q site for a new public
~ oe laid out next spring. The
~ pnce was $4,000. Members OF
<v <',nssioh nh Inspected the park site
-:,hausd y hSmd were greatly impressed with
u 10 natural beauty spot. and,
ta"e ol MT Keyser are carried
I've successors, the natural land
~, ,.e.uulhS the great trees and
4 u waat .nat cover II. Will be pre-
tn Truh an expenditure OF less than
srd estimated one of the finest
i parks In the west can be made
The Salt Lake tribune. [volume] (Salt Lake City, Utah) 1890-current, 1914-01-01
Transfer Damage Suit.

In the United States district court yes
terdsy the damage suit OF Teresa Com
stantino and others, through their guar
dian, against the Utah Copper company,
was filed on transfer from the district
court. The complaint asks seese dam.
ages for tho death OF Francesca Com
stantino. who was killed while at work
for the copper company.
The Salt Lake tribune. [volume] (Salt Lake City, Utah) 1890-current, 1914-01-01
LEADVILLE'S METAL
OUTPUT FOR YEAR 1913

LEADVILLE. Colo. Dec. Sl.-Lead-
ville's contribution to the worlds wealth
for 1913, as given by the Herald Demo-
crat In its New Years edition, is as
follows;
Gold, si.o59. .5sa.s7: silver. si,9Sl. .s36. 81 :
lead s1,026, 500 81: copper s3l1, ,046. .o56: f:
zinc. s46s1 .3S0.7i, making a grand total
OF Ss.040,35s.6 extracted from i53.o6
tons of
The Salt Lake tribune. [volume] (Salt Lake City, Utah) 1890-current, 1914-01-01
Appointed to Board,

Governor William Spry yesterday ap-
pointed Earl @. Van Law as member
OF the state board OF dental examiners
TO I'll the place OF G.. r. Browning re-
signed DR.. Browning left Several months
ago for New York and the vacancy
caused by his going had not been filed
The Salt Lake tribune. [volume] (Salt Lake City, Utah) 1890-current, 1914-01-01

years ago. making her home In this city,
Sic Is survived by four children-.Mrs'
sarah Hanson OF CollinSton, Caleb Tan
ner of this city Freeman Tanner OF
Richfield and Leonard Tanner Of Noara.
Nev, Funeral services win be held al
Passey & Co.'S undertaking parlors at
O'Clock Friday.
The Salt Lake tribune. [volume] (Salt Lake City, Utah) 1890-current, 1914-01-01
Mrs. Anna Tanner Dead.

Speoial 10 The Tribune.
PROVO, Dec. s1.-Mrs. Anna Tanner
widow Of the late Bishop Myron Tanner.
died last night from apopleXy at the
home OF Mr. and Mrs. Andrew Watson
where she had lived for several years
The decesse was n native OF England
81 years OF age. and came 20 Utah fifty
The Salt Lake tribune. [volume] (Salt Lake City, Utah) 1890-current, 1914-01-01
saaseh1ef Quartette' and It's
Work.

year the month Of January
= us list Of victims from iii.
~ grippe, bronchitis and pneu.
Inc prompt use Of Foley Is
snd Tar Compound will chec X
!. ~ OF cold and stop cough
Ag the development to more So.
s'naitions, Keep it on hand
''ohnsou, Drugs, "The Novel,.
'@'ors," Five (5) Good Stores.
- Advertisement
The Salt Lake tribune. [volume] (Salt Lake City, Utah) 1890-current, 1914-01-01

catarrh is an excessive secretion, ac-
companicd With ehronlG nm 1nnamISs,SSa' WonS =
Iron, Ilroo,,srilla acts on the mucous mem
SsaSe Ss1Se through the blood, reduces in
seasammation, eaamD establishes healthy acton
and radically cures all cases of catarrh'
hho fldycrtisnment.)
The Salt Lake tribune. [volume] (Salt Lake City, Utah) 1890-current, 1914-01-01
Chicken Theft Reported.

James Austin of 159 North Fourth West
day morning that his hen coop was
raided by sneak thieves Tuesday nIgSt-
Six chickens and nine Belgian hares were
al
The Salt Lake tribune. [volume] (Salt Lake City, Utah) 1890-current, 1914-01-01
Japanese Dismissed,

Because OF lack OF evidence. the case
a against a. p. Salo and a. Thomas.
charged with robbng n. Oshnno. jap
anese last week. was dismissed yester-
day by Justice f. NJ Bishop.
The Salt Lake tribune. [volume] (Salt Lake City, Utah) 1890-current, 1914-01-01
rites of Turks UnbearabIe.

hoagh unfamiliar with American
e, understand that they have
pee In European troubles; I can
'uf believe that if the noble and
aihetic hearts Of the American
Knew the actual sufferings en-
by the Greeks in the power of
|arks, they would rise to our aid
dlcss Of the results. We. cannot
3 their atrocities much longer and
nay IN the near future the Greeks
fcupy Constantiuople.' ~
'ugh In Salt Lake less than TWEEN
= hours, DR.. Bourazanis is enthus-
over his new charge in tho beau
Fly In the mountains. He con
nls duty in the community not
ss that Of q priest, and hopes
sue means OF bringing the Ameri-
h'nd the Greeks closer together.
ny immediately start series of
= on America, 10 be published in
Y periodicals. in Greece.
peu handicapped at the present
Y not understanding English, he
: 70 register at the University
xe .See In the near future and will
' Hter The American papers series
.ountry. -"
The Salt Lake tribune. [volume] (Salt Lake City, Utah) 1890-current, 1914-01-01
ms to Native land.

ID the fall of Jauina DR.. BouraZ-
request that he be allowed to
B To his native state was granted
he remained there during the war
|ihe Bulgarians. When Epiros be-
ID part of New Greece he reported
! TO the holy synod Of the Greek
|loK church in Athens and when
Rcapcy occurred In the local Greek
J be welcomed the opportunity to
|c more Intimately acquainted with
lee and Americans.
Bourazsnis expresses the greatest
ntion for the American people.
bis arrival in New York, where
B extended every possible cour-
by the customs officials, he has
.greatly impressed with the pro-
'gcness and wonderful achieve
the Americans, He said.
The Salt Lake tribune. [volume] (Salt Lake City, Utah) 1890-current, 1914-01-01
I'D GREEK PRIEST
||[ICHES SALT LAKE
a Orator Comes From
.L.ns to Take Charge of
Local Church.
TER AGAINST TURKS
r.ves That His People Will
,ome Day Occupy City
Of Constantinople.
TER AGAINST TURKS

|. of the most gifted orators Of
I, Greece, the Rev. Father Doro-
4 Bourazanis. with his mother, ar
4 IN Suit Lake yesterday from
|..s "a take charge Of the Greek or
4 church of Utah, which has been
ID a priest since September 10.
.puanied by Andrew Pappas, presi-
n the Greek community, n. P.
|.akos and other prominent local
.ks be spent the afternoon and
Inc visiting the members of his
ehtyge and seeing the city.
+. Bourazanls is a native of Preveza
h state of Epiros, which was under
LIB control prior to the fall of Ja-
"a the recent Balkan war. He
|nted from the theological college
nleis, one of the greatest institu-
Of its kind in the world, with the
y of doctor Of theology
after receiving his de-
1e was appointed ecclesiastical ora
4 the county of Chalkidonos by
,rchbishop of the Greek orthodox
d ip Constantinople After serv-
,ue year in this capacity he was
10 Proussa in Asia Minor as met
Han representative, the personal
NIGER of the archbishop in Constan-
Honolulu star-bulletin. [volume] (Honolulu [Oahu, Hawaii]) 1912-2010, 1914-11-10
AFFECTED BY THE SANDS MUSIC

Editor Honolulu Star-Bulletin. -fH7
Sir:-Kindly allow me space in
enc of your valuable columns In or-
der that my appreciation for the most
wonderful and sweet, heart-touching
music ever was known in the history
which was rendered at the public con-
cert of the Hawaiian Band In Emma
square last night. It was a treat to
one and all who heard it and | am
positively convinced to say for fact
that who had not heard the Hawaiian
Band last night have really missed
something that they now regret
4 The Hawaiian Band, under the lead
ership Of Capt Henri Berger, has
shown some novelty in music that he
and the good boys of the band are
worthy of my statements by which
the music lovers of this town should
also boost for the Hawaiian Band.
When the band struck up a piece
named Circus Gayotte,' which was
composed by Fliege, there and then I
noticed the novelty for the clarionet
solo, the cornet solo and baritone solo
which was written to be prominent in
said piece, was produced In such a
manner that cannot help but men
ticn 1t In this issue. The music was
soft and sweet and it was really being
elevated by the boys to the highest
standpoint. u r., .., =. = - -.
Therefore presume that this no