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The sun. [volume] (New York [N.Y.]) 1833-1916, 1914-08-16
Joke in Subway Squeeze

A LTHOTGH each ~ tn" elevators
~ AZ the l6sth street station ON IA"
Broadway division ~ tn" subway
AN accommodate apou, "irht>-hNr %"
Pile hey are often Oycrcr"wd"d dnrInr
the evening rush hours and the pass"n-
gers are jostlcd, pushed and squeezed
until they wish they had walked up
stairs.
Through it all most of them take the
matter good naturally and even Joke
about It. one man who was righ in the
middle of the crush the other night SID
denly calculated:
Hey, folks, look out for my cigars
you'll crush them"
The sun. [volume] (New York [N.Y.]) 1833-1916, 1914-08-16
Rorncs Famous Waiter in the Citys Oldest Rostauran
Who Will Not Give Way to Modern Ideas in
Managing Unique Eating Place

on Saturdays. Then of course there are
the many varieties of paste, spaghetti.
fettuccini, tagiatelli, capellini and a
score OF other kinds, shaped, cooked and
tasting differently. served with differen,
sauces or with plain melted butter and
grated Parmesan cheese, which Old
Checco jokngly calls sawdust.
\ rit.sh officer who spent many
years in India and when he was pen
The sun. [volume] (New York [N.Y.]) 1833-1916, 1914-08-16

t., Piazza III Spagna- the
-|.'-h square SO familiar to
.. ....-.. there is one Of the sights
ri .... u is not "A church, a pic
,', ur an ancient ruin. but
u .. a uWlu, old fashioned rcstau-
'.. ...r, .l Chcccu presdes and dis
;r.... hospitality to the lucky early
,r..- v.u crowd the Concordia in
-, -.. ana Int.
N.,..'. have described this restau-
r..'. I....Hr.s. POLITICALLY inclined. have
,... '.. r'..-rs Of its excellent cuisine.
A...,. .'., I'D clients, who for M my
.... ... 'H,ir meals at the Concordia,
.... ...'. ...uuSiy offered testimonial
D. . ., # an Illuminated sheep
-... .,..-. tired Of sightseeing and
.... .... Huo wandered into the Con-
.E, ~'rungly recommended all
...l. not To- forget to go there.
,c ..' ...- restaurant has never been
.". ao D. has not changed, and it
.... .. fad unless one happens t.
E.. probably .t j. the only rcstau-
4 .' .m' 'aJt has escaped modern
go. odd 'h'cco-hy the way, he l.
4 ,. ... av is the oldest waiter IN
.. ., has served since 1NG0-has
OF h'~ convictions and still
.. '.. I'D customs.
r,.rda is unique in many
.... .. .- ,--aut.aily an old restaurant
.. l>7o II was known as Cor
...W the name Of Old CheCcu's
.-.u who ran It for ATTY Yeas
.. .... Everything connected with
. ,...rI.l is quaint, including the
.... -fs...f whore Il Il -it.ttf. 4
Harrisburg telegraph. [volume] (Harrisburg, Pa.) 1879-1948, 1914-05-06

Countless people who suffered with
some form Of blood trouble have mar
veled at their recovery after using s. s. 8.
This famous blood purifier, known wher-
ever civilization has set its foot, has an
action In the blood that makes 1t truly
q wonder and q safeguard in this day of
dangerous drugs To begin with s. s. 8.
is purely vegetable, yet 1t accomplishes
all that has been claimed for mercury,
iodides, arsenic and a host of other min
sral and poisonous substances.
When we look at the bulk of an adult
human body 1t is amazing to realize that
in its maze Of main arteries and network
of capillaries there Is In circulation
volume of blood equal to only three quarts.
Now, this will help us to realize how
quickly we may reach and effectively
purify the blood supply with even a small
quantity Of s. 8. 8.
In twenty seconds drop of blood ira
verses the entire system and the whole
volume Of blood in the body has completed
its journey throughout the body In an
average Of three minutes. This shows the
tremendous activity Of 8. 8. s., for It is
. perfectly assimilable product. becomes
q part of the blood plasma as quickly as
nourishing food, ana begins it's aneidotsl
activity just ss soon as 1t enters the blood
A given part Of the blood is in the ca
pillaries but one and 4 half seconds but
In this limited the the oxygen and nutri-
tive matter are given to the tissues along
with the purifying activity Of s. 3. 8.
And no matter how severely the blood has
become impregnated with some form Of i'm
purity you may be sure 3. 8. 8. will drive
It out. Nor 10 this fact Of more impcr-
tancs than to know that II thus Riding
the hieod Il disease, the ingredients CON
agisins q. 9. g. are themselves ELIMINATED
Harrisburg telegraph. [volume] (Harrisburg, Pa.) 1879-1948, 1914-05-06
KEEP LOOKING YOUNG
It's Easy - If You Know DR.
Edwards Olive Tablets

The secret of keeping young-is To
feel young-to do this you must watch
YOUR liver and bowels-there's no need
of having a sallow complexion-dark
rings under your eyes-pimples-a bill
ious look in your face-dull eyes with
no sparkle.
Your doctor will tell you ninety per
cent. of all sickness comes from inac-
tive bowels and liver. DR.. Edwards, a
ed a vegetable compound mixed with
olive oil to act on the liver and bowels
which he gave to his patients for
years.
DR.. Edwards Olive Tablets, the SUBJ
stitute for calomel, are gentle in their
action, yet always effective. Thev
bring about that exuberance Of spirit
that natural buoyancy which should be
enjoyed by everyone, by toning up the
liver and clearing the system Of Inn
purities. You will know DR.. Edwards'
Olive Tablets by their olive color. 10c
and 25c per box. The Olive Tablet
ists.-Advertisement.
Harrisburg telegraph. [volume] (Harrisburg, Pa.) 1879-1948, 1914-05-06

just as soon as they have done their duty
in the cells of the tissues.
Nature put some marvellous healing eae-
ments into the products from which Is ex-
tracted 8. s. s. These are readily assim-
Hated. they get right into the blood and
actually bathe all these tissues with Q
most wonderful healing influence.
1t Is q well-known fact that the body
strives to throw out through the skin In
the form Of perspiration an excess OF salts
and acids that accumulate In the blood.
When you take hot bath you know how
the sweat stings If it drops into the eyes.
This same effect goes on at various diff
ferent spots on the skin and If not given
assistance results In sores, rash, salt
rheum. terrible itcl ing and general
plague of the skin. Now, the action Of
s. s. s. Is Just as II you were continu-
ally perspiring only there is no visible evi-
dence of the fact. The remedy enters the
blood through the intestines and in few
seconds is hard at work. 1t follows the
law Of circulation by which. having
served its purpose, It seeks an outlet and
at once is caught in the myriad Of small
blood vessels that reach the skin pores
all over the body.
A wonderful work Is now going Or in
stead Of these poisons collecting IN the
form Of crusts and Irritating, itching ec-
xema, they dry up and new blood ele-
ments. made possible by S. 8. s. form
new skin and eruptions are completely
banished. 1t is remarkable how quickly
this results. Get bottle Of 8. 8. Q. se
any druggist
Don't accept a substitute. Beware sf
those Just as good" imposition.. And
II your blood is In such condition that
you would like the personal opinion ef Al
authority, write to the Medical Dept, The
Swift SPECIFIC Co. e22 Swift Bldg, ~
laatAa Ca
Harrisburg telegraph. [volume] (Harrisburg, Pa.) 1879-1948, 1914-05-06
Wonders of YELLOWSTONE
Told by Professor Brehm

The Parent-Teacher Association OF
the Penn school building held its final
meeting of the year last evening al
the building. Seventh and Cumberland
streets. Miss Maude !. Gamble, the
president, gave an interesting ad-
dress to the parents and teachers in
which she spoke of the plans of the
teachers for the next year. An excel
lent illustrated lecture was given by
District Supervisor J. j. Brehm on
"The Wonders of Yellowstone Ma
tional Park" Refreshments were
served to a large number Of the par
ents.
The association of the Penn build
ing will hold festival Friday evening
May % at the building. The money
raised is to be used to buy a lantern
Plans have been made to show pic
lures of Mexico during the evening.
The Penn building will be the first
building in the city to use the lam
terms as a method of education. His
tory. geography, natural history and
literature will be illustrated by the
teachers.
Teachers and parents are working
earnestly for the uplift of this section
Of the city and are endeavoring to
make the children better citizens of
the city, State and nation.
Harrisburg telegraph. [volume] (Harrisburg, Pa.) 1879-1948, 1914-05-06
QUICK RELIEF FOR
STOMACH MISERY
Mi-o-na will put your Sour, Classy,
Upset Stomach in Order-Try
One Dose and Prove 1t

If you are a stomach sufferer do not
despair-immediate, safe and sure re-
lief is at hand. Mi-o-na Stomach Tab
lets. sold in fifty-cent boxes at all
drug stores, are a specific for out-of-
order stomachs.
Mi-o-na is not only quick di-
gestive, but stimulant and strength
ener of the stomach walls 1t in
creases the flow of digestive fluids.
soothes the irritated membrane, and
puts the stomach in shape to do the
work nature intended.
If suffering with indigestion, dys-
pepsia, gastritis or any of the various
forms of stomach misery, usually in
dicated by nervousness, distress after
eating, headache, dizziness; bad breath.
or sour stomach. do not wait, do not
suffer needlessly-take Mi-o-na to-day.
II. c. Kennedy sells it on money back
if not satisfied plan.-Advertiseme
Harrisburg telegraph. [volume] (Harrisburg, Pa.) 1879-1948, 1914-05-06

turing Company.
c. Day Rudy, c. Day Rudy Com
pany.
A. Reeder Ferriday, Ferriday Paper
Box Company.
A. Fl. Bailey Eureka Coal Wagon
Company.
b. r. Thornton, Millersburg Fifth
Wheel Company.
A. II. Bashort, A. l.. Word Reamer
Company.
j. w. Brubaker, w. L. Brubaker &,
Bro.
II. Il. Eisenhower, Harrisburg Roll
Grinding and Corrugating Company.
e. j. Stackpole, The Teiegra ph
Printing Company.
From Hummelstown r, C. Forney.
Blough Bros. Shoe Manufacturing
Company.
From Lykens: J. II. Lehr, Fl. r..
Lehr & Son; II. Coble. Lykens Knit
ting Manufacturing Company; II. r.
Fisher and Reiff & Nestor
From Wiconisco: Fritz Schott and
Isaac Mossop.
Harrisburg telegraph. [volume] (Harrisburg, Pa.) 1879-1948, 1914-05-06

"TIZ" makes sore, burning, tired feet
fairly dance with delight. Away go the
aches and pains. the corns, callouses,
blisters, bunions and chilblains.
"TIZ" draws out the acids and poi
sons that puff up your feet. No mat
ter how hard you work, how long you
dance, how far you walk, or how long
You remain on your feet, ""TIZ" brings
restful foot comfort. "TIZ" is magical,
grand, wonderful for tired, aching,
swollen. smarting feet. All! how COM
Portable, how happy you feel. Your
feet just tingle for joy; shoes never
hurt or seem tight.
Get a 25 cent box of "TIZ" now
from any druggist or department store.
End foot torture forever-wear smaller
shoes, keep your feet fresh, sweet and
happy. Just think! a whole years
foot comfort for only rs cents. - Ad-
vertisement
Harrisburg telegraph. [volume] (Harrisburg, Pa.) 1879-1948, 1914-05-06
PERSON AL
Other Personals on Page
Much Interest Taken
in Kerr Song Recital

A musical event challenging instant
attention is the song recital to be
given Monday evening, May II, by U.
S. Kerr, the famous recital artist OF
New York city, assisted by A. w
Burgenmeister, pianist.
Mr.. Kerr is one of Americas fore
most singers, and his services are in
great demand. He brings to his voca-
ton magnificent quality of voice
under perfect control, handsome
physique, a. magnetic personality, q
profound art the art of program
making, and an unusually wide ex-
perience.
Mr.. Kerr will be presented by the
Altar Guild of st. Paul's Episcopal
Church, Mrs. Horn president.
Harrisburg telegraph. [volume] (Harrisburg, Pa.) 1879-1948, 1914-05-06

and solicit the cooperation of the
voters of every class and condi-
ton.
From Harrisburg:
S. F. Dunkle, Harrisburg Manufac-
turing and Boiler Company
B. f. Blough. Blough Manufacturing
Company, Inc.
Charles A. Disbrow. Harrisburg
Shoe Manufacturing Company.
w. G. Starry, New Idea Hosiery
Company.
Harrisburg Collar and Cuff Com
pany.
Thomas J. Devinc. Devine & Yungel
Shoe Manufacturing Company.
Alfred Shaffer, Shaffer Wagon
Works.
r. w. Moorehead, Moorehead Knit
ting Company.
Gordon Manufacturing Company
A. b. Tack, Harrisburg Leather
Products Company.
c. c. Craighead, Harrisburg Leather
Products Company.
j. NJ Thornton, Shearer Manufac-
Harrisburg telegraph. [volume] (Harrisburg, Pa.) 1879-1948, 1914-05-06
Vernon Parent-T eacher
Association Program

The Vernon school Parent-Teacher
association will hold its last meeting
tomorrow evening at 7.45 o'clock,
with a short musicale preceding an
address by the Rev. DR.. j. A. 1yter,
pastor of the Derry Street U. B.
church. Refreshments and social
hour will follow.
Taking part in the program will be
Mrs. Wer ter, who will give vocal
solo; piano duett by Gilchrist and
Ellsworth Breininger; reading. Miss
Katharine Haegner, violin Duet, Miss
Elizabeth Reese and James Reese;
piano solo, Miss Helen Dahm.
Harrisburg telegraph. [volume] (Harrisburg, Pa.) 1879-1948, 1914-05-06
Business Locals
A PORCH PARTY

The furnishings of the porch to
make it attractive for coming summer
socials will no doubt demand imme-
diate consideration. Willow chairs
that suggest comfort are here in a
variety of attractive designs. Loung-
ing chairs, footstools, tea carts Gre
tonne cushions and all those niceties
that go to make the porch the most
attractive and comfortable room in
summer. j. P. Harris, 221 North Sec
ond street.
Harrisburg telegraph. [volume] (Harrisburg, Pa.) 1879-1948, 1914-05-06
A GOLD PIANO

Have you seen the people stop and
look in Yohn Brothers window at s
North Market Square? If not take
= look and you will see a piano finish
I'd in 22-karat gold. 1t i a beautiful
Astrument made to order for $1,000.
20 matter whether you wish the most
elaborate piano and player, or the
most modest-priced one in plain finish.
Yohn Brothers can meet your require
ment,
Harrisburg telegraph. [volume] (Harrisburg, Pa.) 1879-1948, 1914-05-06
CAPTAIN AND 26
MEMBERS RESCUED
IContinued From First Page1

and the body of Chief Steward Mat
thews. so that twenty-seven in all
have been rescued alive. The other
missing boat, for which the Manhat-
tan and other steamers are still
searching, contains the first and Sec
ono officers and seventeen men.
The steamer Columbian, bound
from Antwerp for New York, caught
fire at sea Sunday night. According
TO the wireless advices from the Fran
coma, which rescued the first boat of
SURVIVORS. the flames spread quickly
and We're followed by explosions which
necessitated the hasty abandoning of
the steamer by the crew. The men
got away in three boats. but in their
haste were lilly prepared for battle
with the seas in open boats. The first
survivors when picked UP had been
adrift for thirty-six hours and suffered
severely. Captain McDonald's boat,
picked up early to-day by the Man
haitian, was adrift for more than fifty
hours before help reached them.
Harrisburg telegraph. [volume] (Harrisburg, Pa.) 1879-1948, 1914-05-06
THAT'S SOME DINNER

Our Dinner patrons frequently ex-
press themselves as delighted with our
Twenty-Five cents dinner, which we
serve at the noon hours. The food is
we'll cooked. nicely served, In a sweet.
clean, sanitary diningroom. 1T appeals
to those who like home cooking. Try
1t once at Menger's Restaurant, 11O
North Second street.
Harrisburg telegraph. [volume] (Harrisburg, Pa.) 1879-1948, 1914-05-06
KEEP THEM OuT

Flies are nuisance in any home
and should not be allowed In the
house. Well-made doors and window
screens are your only protection, and
YOU can get the kind you are looking
for here at reasonable prices, and
Garden Tools of all kinds a speciality
at William w. Zeiders &. Son 1895
Derry Standardization
Harrisburg telegraph. [volume] (Harrisburg, Pa.) 1879-1948, 1914-05-06
IT'S A TUCKY CIRT,

That has "Bestmaid" dress. These
are attractively made of fast-color
gingham in ages from 6 to ~ years.
The new Geisha waists in figured
voiles and embroidered crepe are un-
usually popular among ladies who pre-
fer something out of the ordinary.
Mrs. Ida Cranston, 204 Locust street
Harrisburg telegraph. [volume] (Harrisburg, Pa.) 1879-1948, 1914-05-06
THIS SHOP OF FLOWERS

Is ever ready with the choicest in Gu,
flowers, plants and ferns Corsages
made up to y! sase on short notice. We
make these fashionable bouquets just
a bit better. with our original, artistic
ideas When you send flowers to the
sick friend, to the girl or your fam
ily-Phone Schmidt, the Florist, 319
Market street.
Harrisburg telegraph. [volume] (Harrisburg, Pa.) 1879-1948, 1914-05-06
"GIRLS is QUEER"

That was as far as the schoolboy
ever got in his composition. We
know that more than that is true,
that all folks are queer, and to suit
the fussiest and most complex of them
and the varying taste of all the good
folk between we carry a large variety
Of ice cream flavors. Hershey's Cream
cry Co., 400 South Cameron street.
Harrisburg telegraph. [volume] (Harrisburg, Pa.) 1879-1948, 1914-05-06

Returning, Special Train will
leave Washington (Union Station)
6.10 p. M same date for above sta
tions.
Tickets good only on date OF ex-
cursion on above Special Train in
each direction. Children between 5
and IL years of age half fare.
u. S. Capitol. Congressional Lii
brary, Corcoran krt Gallery and
New National Museum Will be Open
The Jeffersonian. [volume] (Atlanta, Ga.) 1907-1917, 1914-09-03
HERE IS WHAT THE GEORGIA
LEGISLATURE DID.

Dear Sir: Permit me to cali your
attention TO the public Health Bill
blouse Bill No 290 introduced by
Mr.. Ellis. Of Tiff now pending in
the Georgia Senate.
The measure is one of the most au-
tOcratic ever introduced in a legis1g-
ture in this country. 1t creates posi-
lions for at least 80 physicians and
fixes a minimum cost approximating
1888, 900 per annum upon the tax
payers of the State. It provides for
70 sanitary districts with a physician
at the head Of each. The act is man
datory upon county officials to levy
taxes and raise funds to pay the
salaries Of the officials it creates. It
provides for the medical examina-
ton of school children, teachers and
janitors. District inspectors must
enter the schools and lecture to the
children. Nurses may be employed
to follow the children into the home
and urge medical treatment upon
parents.
Do you want to ceutrall7e so much
power in a body Of interested off,
cials, or do You want to have some
thing to say about your own affairs?
If you wish to maintain some semb-
lance of Independence and freedom
you would do we'll to talk over this
measure with your county officials
and your publishers Of newspapers
and take it UP with your Senator and
Representatives. It is not q
The Jeffersonian. [volume] (Atlanta, Ga.) 1907-1917, 1914-09-03

over them and see that ticket voted.
ii that's not slavery, I would like to
know what slavery is, 1t is getting
worse and worse every day. The
Savannah News says this was the
most rotten campaign ever held in
Georgia, more lies and more money
spent than has ever been done be-
fore, l am glad to say our present
Representative, Mr.. H. j. Strick-
land was reelected by 1913 majority.
He is in favor Of passing a law max
ing it a misdemeanor for any person
to circulate a lie on a candidate be-
fore an election. He is also in ia
vor of the Australian ballot system.
Please lend all your power towards
its passage. May God bless you in
your great fight.
Your true friend,
Ga. B. r. HARWELL.
The Jeffersonian. [volume] (Atlanta, Ga.) 1907-1917, 1914-09-03
HOW ONE VOTER VIEWS 1T.

Dear Sr: | guess you see now to
what extent the Catholics and the
City Bosses have over our news
papers. They have cursed and
abused you for everything they could
think Of, simply because you have
told the truth on them. They ha>e
you worse than the devil. They
would take your life if they could
get chance and not be caught up
with, They have paid all Of our
newspapers to make it appear that
everything you say is lie. The PEG
pie are not to blame. They have
simply been led wrong by those Cath
Ollie papers. Those Catholic over
secrs have hauled thousands of peo-
Pic to the polls and given a ticket
already filled out, then they stand
The Jeffersonian. [volume] (Atlanta, Ga.) 1907-1917, 1914-09-03
WHAT HON. s. G. McLENDON
THINKS OF THE WAREHOUSE
PLAN FOR COTTON.

Dear Sir: I herewith hand you
can Act for the Protection and Re-
lief of Productive Agriculture and
those engaged therein"
This bill is framed III view Of GER
tain controlling facts which surround
the cotton industry. These are:
First. Export cotton brings to the
United States ten times as much
gold as -four; twenty times as much
gold as corn; forty times as much
gold as oats; six times as much gold
as wheat and $244,000,000 more
gold than the next highest item of
American exports.
Second. There is not warehouse
room enough in the United States to
furnish storage for American cotton
exported under normal conditions.
Deduct from our Georgia crop, for
instance, Of two and one-half mill
lion bales cotton consumed by Geor-
gia mills. about six hundred thous-
and bales and probably four humid
red thousand bales consumed by
other American mills, and we would
still have to provide warehouse
room for one million five hundred
thousand bales. How utterly i'm
possible this is, will be made clear
when we know that Atlanta for in
stance: has warehouse room for not
exceeding 100000 bales; Macon not
exceeding 10000 bales.
Third. The suggestion that the
Government advance money on ware
house receipts, is absurd in view Of
the fact that there are no warehouses
to issue receipts. The supreme ne
cessity Of holding renders it neces-
sary to provide some other means Of
issuing warehouse receipts The
farmers receipt given as custodian
would be just as safe as any receipt
given by the owner of any ware
house
Fourth. Storing cotton with the
farmer is practical and safe and any
other system of warehousing at this
time, is impossible.
Fifth If it were possible to col
Iect cotton in large quantities at a
few places, it would be extra hazard
Gus to do so, and this extra hazard is
avoided by taking the farmers re-
Ceipt.
Sixth Emergency currency with
bales of cotton to back it, is as safe
as gold certificates with bars of gold
to back them, or bars of silver to
back them.
Seventh Cotton should be given
preferential treatment because it
furnished $547357,195 of exports.
while the next highest item amount
ing to $304,605, TOT was made up Of
iron, and steel manufactures Of iron
and steel. The next item, STAT, ] 3D.
1913 was made up Of manufactures Of
copper; the next amount Of $780,
6GG,995 was made up Of mineral oil.
These are all N lands strong enough
to take care Of them; cotton is not i'll
such hands.
Eight This bill vitali2es the Aid
rich-Vrceland bin and the Ovens
Glass bill, by utilizing the currency
provided by the first and the acct
dcntally convenient machinery pro-
Yided by the last
Very truly yours.
s. G. hlcLENDON.