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El Paso herald. (El Paso, Tex.) 1901-1931, 1914-11-26
ROOSEVELT GETS CHANGE
OF VENUE FOR LIBEL SUIT

Albany, N Y, Nov. 26.-The appellate
Of supreme court justice Chester who
refused a change OF venue for the trial
of the $4,000 libel suit brought BY
william Barnes against Col Theodore
Roosevelt. Col Roosevelt sought the
The court ordered the trial to be held
in OnOndaga, n. Y, instead Of at Al
bany.
The Roosevelt attorneys claimed that
Mr.. Barnes. former chairman Of the Re
publican state committee, dominated
the politics of Albany county. and that
consequently a fair trial could not be
had here. The appellate court held that
neither party should be compelled to
try the action in the county in which
the other party resides
El Paso herald. (El Paso, Tex.) 1901-1931, 1914-11-26
The Things They Are Thankful For;
Ell Pasoans' Thoughts BY Wireless

my name for mayor and the fact that L
will soon have my first vacation from
pubic office in goodness knows when
.. l. Campbell-That Arizona and
the Sahara desert are dry this year.
A. Schwartz-For two fine, strap
ping boys who are learning the busl-
ness as their father did, from the base
ment up.
James L Marr-For the Ell Paso
theater to manage by proxy, for the
finest backyard in FL Paso and the pre-
Vailing style in evening clothes that
permits me to look very much like Dan
Webster.
W. R Martin, superintendent Of the
union statiOn-FOr a full life, Mark
Twain and a friendship with as great
a man as Epes Randolph.
Pete Kern-Because I bought some
mesa land when mesa land could be
bought for a song or self starting
poem.
El Paso herald. (El Paso, Tex.) 1901-1931, 1914-11-26
- FAVOR c. e. KELLY-For IN!
MI policies" and VIII Burgess

rAYOR c. e. KELLY-For my
MI policies" and VIII Burgess
IL Felix Martinez-For an ap-
,ointnent as chairman Of the Panama
Pacifio exposition commission to South
America by president Wilson the ap-
,,ointment as a director Of the regional
banl, by the secretary Of the treasury
and many honors by my home town
.-Jo more turkey, please
postmaster J. A Smith-That the
nostoffice job has held out as long as
a. has Also that Pauline, the prize
milk COW and the other bovine beau
rios a+ the dairy, will low their wei
come to me when the statute OF IllnI-
tations applies to this job Of postmas-
tering. c,ot+ .1zor
nv friend. W. J. Bryan"
# &. Potter, general manager OF the
1r1actric Railway Co.-For the Jitne
cars so that my friends may get seats
"T Pnrt '1 OTSndorff-"Good business. good
friends, good food and good times For
this do I give thanks - ,r.-Ltoo
tame goose which will adorn the taDle
al 1265 Arizona street. Also Tor my
sure shot at the presidency at the 4SAs'7
Bar association next year;
Tudoe Dan NJ. JacIson-That the Re
publican majorities in the New Me Alc9
counties where 1 spoke are al III anu
they were no worse.
Vance-That DR.. Hugh Grouse IS not
the only surgeon in Ell Paso VINO can can
now write that fellowship thlng aLOer
his name. .+i
club which permits private but pup
lie spirited, citizen to express his views
on politics without fear or IaTor; als9
for the stOckyards, the brick plant ana
the other improvements in Cotton adol-
fion which will improve the FINEST
cirv with the most paved streets IN the
state" It also makes the real estate
business good down there.
Richard T. Burges-For one more
term in the greatest heel-and-toe de-
Lucrative and argumentative body west
of the Smith & WessOn" line. Like
wise for the man who invented story
telling as a profession, for Joe Millers
w. II. Burges-For the Mexican revo-
luton, Villa and the fact that cotton
grows in Laguna district.
Marry Kemp-That the TolUec dinner
is over and made no enemies as prose-
cutting attorney in the Kelly-Coles case.
c. B. Stevens-The one thing 1 have
to be thankful for is that Thanksgiving
comes each year and this is not famine
stricken Europe.
l. III " A4lbO " sun "a 80 - =
task as that of riding herd on the
thoroughbred bunch who carry the Toll
tee brand.
Gen. J. J. Pershing-That the eighth
infantry brigade was sent to FL Paso
rather than Dog Canyon, n. NJ; also
for any small favOrs from the war
department in the past, in the way OF
promotions.
Claiborne Adams-For the Rotary
club, the Adclub, the chamber Of COM
merce, the position Of exofficio orator
for the city and any other little jour-
El Paso herald. (El Paso, Tex.) 1901-1931, 1914-11-26

newman speech making that may hap
T[Tnkauer Not the Kaiser.
Robert Krakauer-That the presl-
dencv of the chamber OF commerce
Fre5 r Feldman-For an artistic
entertainment and Yankee business
Ssnec combiued: also for the little
Mexican scare which made arms and
ammunition staple locally.
Pobert HoIliday-That I have two
s,, Ii0S GOOD LAWYERS as Turney & Burgess
w: B. Ware, anti ring" chairman
For Seth Orndorff as commissioner ana
George Pendel to second his motion
HI Fr9nIt Coles and o. C. Coles-For
each other and brother A. P
w. L. Gaines-For fine sense Of
humor and electric.
Park W. Pftman-for the mention OF
El Paso herald. (El Paso, Tex.) 1901-1931, 1914-11-26

had shone in the girls eyes but a few
minutes ago, ebbed away and her
color faded with it.
THAT'S very kind of you, Mr.. Gran
dali" she answered hesitattngly' but
I'm afraid I can't"
why nOt?" he asked sharply.
She knew that she was on danger
our ground and chose her words with
care. This is my first day here" she
murmured Il am new at the work 1
can't afford to take the time off for
a regular lunch until am more sure
OF my job"
as that the real reason?" he de-
"Of course it is" she insisted
Copyright, 1914. by Star Company.
Ito BE COntinued.)
El Paso herald. (El Paso, Tex.) 1901-1931, 1914-11-26
Latest Popular Mexican Music for
PfanOIa Pianos.

Owners Of Player Pianos viii be
pleased to know that they can now get
the latest popular Mexican music IN
rolls for their players Tres Pelonas.
GEL Pagare,' alexandra" .Jesusita,
"AdeIa-S "Asf tie quiero," "Dias Fe-
Ices" "Chaquateros," etc. Ell Paso
Piano Co.. 2OS South Side Texas st, are
sole agents.-Adveruse
El Paso herald. (El Paso, Tex.) 1901-1931, 1914-11-26

CASEIMERES. PANAMAS. FRENCH FLANNELS.
El Paso herald. (El Paso, Tex.) 1901-1931, 1914-11-26

Your Thanksgiving dinner can't fail
of success If served at the Zeiger-
El Paso herald. (El Paso, Tex.) 1901-1931, 1914-11-26

Remember-CIean coal and full
weights mean fuel economy. r. G.
Semple, successor southwestern Fuel
Co. Phone 531.-Advertisement.
El Paso herald. (El Paso, Tex.) 1901-1931, 1914-11-26
Why NOta

Mexican Handmade Drawnwork for
Xmas presents, at
Beaeh's Art Shop,
40S Sal, Francisco St.-Adverttsement
The evening world., 1914-06-08
a(5{!$slbo(5 I5i
- BY GeweNe@ Gpc]G00

you hear " get up little escape
from sauawdom enterprise Ut 0us's
to take TO the woods for q week
away from the Wits. and you 90
right homo and tell your MAI"
Il never told q thing. 20 heip met"
declared Mr.. Jarr earnestly. II was
making . preliminary play for get
away. and started the chatter Jon
the subject Of camping out. but
mentioned NO names!"
1T wasn't necessary" said Mr..
Ranglo scornfully. But you started
something. and I dunno how to set
. backnre to II. come homo the
other evening and md my wife read
ing How To Mako Pin Money by
Hammering Out Campfire Jswelry
from Old Copper Kitchen Utensils
and Sell II To Your Friends In the
Perfect Ladies' Journal. Say, how
can any DANES that make home
made fudge or homemade jsweiry
and sell It to your friends. have
any frtendsl"
Search mel" replied Mr.. Jar. But
you know couldn't bust homo DO,
to giblsts By coming into the HOUSE
sudden like and saying I'm goina
camping With some sober and indus
trial friends tomorrow. sss! Coult
To-
NO" Mr.. Rangis admitted "Yo,
haven't any sober and industrial
f1sndA but Just A. ! tell you. 20,
The evening world., 1914-06-08
Doubly Generous.

10 yHEN Jones called On the
w Browns With an .mportan,
message last night he had NO
umbrella, It was raining pitchforks
and hs was soaked 10 the skin. Mrs.
Brown was sympathetic and hospitA-
bic.
II couldn't dream Of letting you %
away like that!" she cried. 'Y0u
must come In and set dry and have
some supper"
"Nsver," dsmurrsd Jones. II an
soaked through, and couldn't get dry.
And ] couldn't sit down at your
table In these Clothes"
But M. Brown viii lend you Z
suit"
Wouldn't DO. I'm twice - big a
Brown"
wen. he'll lend you two suits. He
has a-plsnty-come in!"-Ptttsburgh
Chronicle telegraph.
The evening world., 1914-06-08

n his social relations ovon
the best OF husbands viii
oft,u lead a dual existence.
In that hs has certain Assoc.
ciatieos the feminine members of his
family do not approvs Of
looastinss II n man who bslons TO
4 hoviins club. a po,iticsi associa.
ia. or Il may BE- such scouainta noes
~ ~. Jar had ana vhom he occa.
sSeoaliy cousortsd With At ous.s pop.
MA. cate On the corner.
0enaraliy Mr.. Jar ienorsd her hu,-
heads social rslaxations IN this n.
specG vet even here there was a con.
.aat,as iinh bstvssn Nrs. Jarr.s 40.
eiol world and this norton OF Mr.,
Jasf,s IN that Mr.. John W. Ranrls,
- Nth his wife vas ON the h,rhee
e,eaai .,ane. IA also an oocasional
haS,t,,e OF ous.s place.
49, are 8ns social d,stinctions.
mt thay exist In all GRADES Of 20.
c1sAv. ana eouallv M Nrs. Ransie b..
6sveA Mr.. Jarr WA rsspousible for
- hu.b.nd.. fondncss for dropp,us
~. 0u.'s .o aid Mrs. Jar armly
s.,,x., sHs, lar .o,,,an,, think oi
..a., ,,t. .,ch ,,oc.. ~ n want 10,
49, - Rsn.,s,"
- vhsn aus ana hi. friends wers
s.Is4.. vp . .h.ck IN nature" move.
S..N vh,ch included Mr.. Jar a q
.er.b>r NJ thu .nropossd camping
The evening world., 1914-06-08

erstwhiie friend. Blanche. certain de-
tails of the distressing occurrence.
When next the two children met
severe recriminations were exchanged.
Said Blanche:
you're Just ~ mean and hateful
% you can Detailing my father and
mother that I bit you. You ought to
bs Ashamed Of yourself"
you ought to be ashamed to bite
mel" Tstorted Louise.
"Suppose I did," came vehemently
from Blanche. you bite. 700. don't
yeui"
Wbersupon the other showed the
greatest Indignation. Let me tell you
one thing" she ADDED; IL DO bite,
I never bite any one outside my own
fsmilyi"-Appineett'a 4A.
The evening world., 1914-06-08

spilled the beans whom you went
homo and started this camping out
chatter. Now your wife has got my
wife full Of It. and all the danes
In their 81 are getting up camping
out party"
But why can't We encourage them
20 70 alone on thnfr camping trip. and
we men 20 alone on ours?"
1T can't he done!" said Mr.. Rangis.
They'd suspect something. No. you
spilled the beans. our doom 10 sealed.
They'll 60 camping and take W with
them!"
The evening world., 1914-06-08

A AONo the employees whose
~ duties are supposed to b. dis
charged In the rear Of . cor
tain shop in. Baltimore. while the
proprietor looks after matters In
front, are . couple OF darkiss, who
occasionally take things easy"
One afternoon they were engaged
In . quiet game Of ssvsn-up on q
hevre,. when they were startled By
tho sudden appearance Of the boss,
whom they supposed to b In hi
usual place In front.
The boss wAs angry. How 10 It.
he demanded, that ] md you fol.
lows playing cardsr' :
II don't know, boss" was the re-
spopss oS one OF the dASkioA "un.
The evening world., 1914-06-08
An Ambiguous Answer.

n HR. AND MRS. MURPHY wore
V frequently In court Sometimes
Murphy complained Of his wife.
At other times Mrs.. Murphy had her
husband arrested for abuse, and On
still other occasions nsighbors had
them both In court for disturbing the
peace with their brawls. The judge
was becoming rather tired Of havins
them before him.
This IL tho sixth time one or tAs
other Of you has been up before ms
for lighting" he declared, out Of a.
tiencs: now. tell me truthfully, can
not you two live happily withou,
mo. yer Honor" replied Nrs
Murphy; mot acknowledgements
Magazine.
The evening world., 1914-06-08
Half OF the Pleasure

THE youngest giri Of . Baitimors
family was recently much dis
tressed At dessert 70 discover
that there was ice cream for dinner.
"Oh. papa" exclaimed the young
ster rsproachfuliy. why didn't thsy
tell me this morning that We were 20
ing to have ice creamf"
what difference would that have
nader
"Lots!" sighed the child. II could
have expected II all day."-Lpptn.
colts Magazine.
The evening world., 1914-06-08
In the Family Only.

TOR . long time the friendly rsle-
tons between two little girls
whose families are next door
neighbour in Warrington were I'M
broken by any untoward circum-
stance. Finally. however. there came
Q failing out" and Louise fastened
to communicate to the parents OF her
The evening world., 1914-06-08
Mutual Secrets.

GSI DIDN'T want 10 como here tn
the hrst place." oonhded the
nrst guest at the expensive ho-
tel II . we'll known winter holiday
resort on the South coast.
mo more did l." replied the SEQ.
ond, but my wife insisted on my
coming"
$50 did NINE" said the first. "ghs
said We had TO como, Just because the
The evening world., 1914-06-08

Aunssys were coming. although ]
told her ~ simply could not AFFORD
the expsnss."
and thax's what I sald." explained
the second, but my wife said We
had to come bscauss the Browns were
coming"
why. look here. my name 10
Brown
And mine 10 Munsey."
Then the two mon shook one an.
other warmly By tho hand-Pearson's
Weekly.
The evening world., 1914-06-08
ALAS, MR.. JAR has
"EPILLED TIE BEANS!'
e'k. ~ III +. i, s:is ' U:s,5|. O.

u ~ bis social relations even
the best OF husbands will
oftsn lead Z dual existence.
In that he has certain asso.
The evening world., 1914-06-08

less It's ON account Of than rubber
heels you u wsarin'."-Lippinoott's
Magazine.
The evening world., 1914-06-08
He Might Know.
HE train struck the man. did
Il not7" asked the lawyer OF

the engineer At the trial.
1T did. SIR" said the engineer.
WAS the man on the track. sirf''
Numbered the lawyer.
''on the track7" asked the engineer
"Of course he was. No engineer
worthy Of his Job would run his train
into the woods after . man, sir."-
Ladies' Home Journal.
The day book. [volume] (Chicago, Ill.) 1911-1917, 1914-07-27
WAR CLOUD OVERSHADOWS ALL EUROPE
ENGLAND TRIES TO PREVENT CONFLICT
ficers to arrest on Servian soil Ser
VANS suspected of anti-Austrian plot
ting.

Washington, July 27.-War be-
tween Austria and Russia is newt
able, according to the Russian minis
ter of war, as quoted in official mes
sages received here in official chan
nels today.
Paris, July 27.-President Poincare
will return to Paris Immediately from
his visit to the Scandinavian states,
it was announced today.
Washington, July 27.-The United
States has no intention of meddling
in European politics. President Will
son so declared today. He stated to
visitors that while it would be dis
tinctly unwise to discuss European
developments with matters there at
crisis, he saw no reason to depart
from the American policy of not at
tempting to interfere in the affairs of
Europe.
London, July 27-Sir Edward
Grey, in the house of commons, said:
Great Britain will remain neutral
so long as the conflict is confined to
Austria and Servia. The moment an
other power is involved, however, the
position of this nation will be
critical"
ConstantinopIe, July 27.-Greece
will send 100000 troops to the aid
of Servia in case Austria forces war
upon that kingdom, the Greek minis
ter stated here today.
Vienna, July 27.-Servian troops
today blew up the railroad bridge
spanning the Danube at Semlin. 1t is
at Semlin that Austria has concen-
trated the greatest force for the in
vasion of Servia.
ST. Petersburg.-Russia was max
ing every preparation for war today.
Should Austria strike in the threat
ened invasion of Servia, immediate
action by the Russian war Office will
follow, according to predictions.
Behin.-Kaiser Wilhelm was speed
The day book. [volume] (Chicago, Ill.) 1911-1917, 1914-07-27


Italy 1900. ..'.........., 1,zOO,OOO
Total ................. 100000
Under Europe's War Cloud.
Austria-Austria refuses to parley
further with Servia.
SerVia-Prepares to resist invasion
and looks to Russia for aid.
Russia Mobilizes and serves unof-
fetal notice that Austria must not in
wade Servia.
Italy-Assures Austria she will
abide by terms of triple alliance
meaning she will help Austria if Rus
STA aid Servia.
Germany-Seeks to localize the
conflict by inducing Russia to hold
aloof but unofficially announces she
will aid Austria if Russia helps Ser
via.
France-Holds army and navy in
readiness and prepares for counter
attack on Germany in event of letter
entering conflict.
England Least agitated of Euro
pean powers; calls on Germany,
France and Italy to mediate.
Vatican-Pleads with Franz JOS
eph not to stain last years of his
reign with blood.
Situation-Generally more hopeful
than on Saturday with crisis Ringing
on Austria's acceptance of declina-
ton of proposal to mediate one re-
naming issue-right of Austrian Of
New-York tribune. [volume] (New York [N.Y.]) 1866-1924, 1914-06-07

soon. You don't want to be better.
You want to die-thats the word.
There is a concert 1t is all around you.
The means and groans are off key. The
up notes are the worst. In the next
stateroom they have no idea of time or
tune. You don't want TO see Europe.
Nothing there to see. You won't pay
for this.
You want to go home.
4 friend Of ours says that when ne
crossed the steward held on TO the door
and talked about the ocean being very
calm. You can't, our friend says, Kill
a steward for smiling in a ghastly way
when he does "A thing like that. y stew
ard is like an undertaken He is paid
To oniciate in times Of pain and sorrow.
4 sail, a whale and an iceberg could
not influence our friend to get out Of
bed. although all three phenomena were
duly advertised as being on the prem
iscS
New-York tribune. [volume] (New York [N.Y.]) 1866-1924, 1914-06-07
THE REFRESHMENTs HELPED A
LITTLE.

In the evening Of the fourth day he
permitted himself to he carried on deck
by the steward. or rather dragged. He
stopped at a halfway house for re-
freshments, and. he says. felt better
He rested an hour on deck, gazing
toward the setting sun.
Homesick? oh. no.
He tried TO get back alone, but slipped
and ro"5d downstairs. He stopped at
the bottom. and says he found it con-
venicnf resting place. He was hauled
to hi: room by the steward. He took
some brandy. 1t was quite soothing.
He dreamed Of home.
The fifth day he washed his face and
hands for the first time. on shore our
friend is something Of a connoisscur in
such matters as bathing and dollng up.
He says few friends recognized him
as man who was He remembers
hearing prayers read for the King.
which he thought quite appropriate,
because he hoped 10 see the King short
Is in parade or something, II the boat
really got To Queenstown.
The weather was fine on the sixth
day There was only a little motion.
our friend was busy packing his trunks
and things The invalids began coming
Ia the surface, showing signs of past
distress. They said they had not been
New-York tribune. [volume] (New York [N.Y.]) 1866-1924, 1914-06-07

well. and he believed them. He says
he was not seasck when he left the
boat at Queenstown, but sick of the
sea.
Mark Twain tells the story Of the
first few hours on board the ship that
took him on the voyage immortalized
in "Innocents Abroad" as follows:
by some happy fortune | was not
seasick. That was a thing to he proud
of. | had not always escaped before.
If there is one thing in the world that
will make a man particularly and in
suffcrably self-conceted. it is to have
his stomach behave itself, the first day
at sea, when nearly all his comrades
are seasick. Soon. "A venerable fossil
shawed To the chin and bandaged like
a mummy. appeared at the door of the
after deckhouse, and the next lurch Of
the ship shot him into my arms. l said:
Good morning, sir 1t is fine day
He put his hand on his stomach and
said: oh, my" and then staggered
away and fell over the scoop of a sky
light
Presently another old gentleman
was projected from the same door with
great violence. ! said:
"'Calm yourself, sir. There is no
hurry. 1t is a fine day sir
HE, also, put his hand on his
stomach and said: oh, my" and reeled
away.
in little while another veteran was
discharged abruptly from the same
door, clawing at the air for saving
support | said:
Good morning, sir. 1t Is fine day
for pleasurng. You were about to
say
"'Oh, my
81 thought so. | anticipated him, any
how. stayed there and was lombard
ed with old gentlemen for an hour
perhaps, and ali | got out of any of
them wac ooh, my!
Il went away. then, in a thoughtful
mood. / said, this Is good pleasure
excursion like it.. The passengers
are not garrulous. but still they are
sociablc | like those old people. but
somehow they all seem To have the oh
my rather bad.
Il knew what was the matter with
them. They were scasick And | was
glad of IT, We all like To see peopl,
scasick when We arc not ourselves
New-York tribune. [volume] (New York [N.Y.]) 1866-1924, 1914-06-07
YOU CARE NOTHING FOR THE
THEORY OF 1T.

You take no interest at all in the
vast number Of theories which the sur
geon says have been proposed as 10 the
causes giving rise TO seasickness. Con-
ditions concerned in the production of
the malady are apparently of COM
pick character, embracing more than
one set Of causes. This much seems
clear 10 you.
You would II 10 walk home a lit
tie beef tea comes up ON time.
The next day you are better, but
weak. You are simply conscious Of
transient feelings of something like re-
lief Seasons II rest sometimes ad-
hitting of sleep, occasionally intervene,
you take a little bareback and receive
concentrations from others, who say
(and look 10 that they know how II Is
themselves. They want 10 go back.
There is another victory Of matter
over mind.
A steward says you will DC better
New-York tribune. [volume] (New York [N.Y.]) 1866-1924, 1914-06-07

below, resolved to appear again when
the boat reaches QuecnstOwn-provided
the boat reaches queenstown.
Warm water. is not nutritious, but
sufcicntlyso for the purposes designed.
you agree on the next day out. The
ocean is still spending its time in
annoying innocent people, the vessel is
still rolling and hcaving in way which
disturbs that feeling of the relation Of
the body to surrounding objects upon
which your sense Of surrounding OBJ
jects rests, when surrounding objects
rest.
You eat no food. You want to 60
home. Your sickness is increasing.
The ocean is giving its entire attention
to the entertainment of storms and
things.
Or. Johnson was right. He said a
ship was worse than a Jail. There is
in a jail" said he better company,
better air. better conveniency of every
kind; and the ship has the additional
disadvantage Of being in danger
once around the ship is a mile and a
half, but It's like a mile and half IN
the Alps, with the yodlers left out. II
gives you no satisfaction 10 know you
are crossing on the biggest boat the
world affords Why did they let you
leave home?