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Western Carolina Democrat and French Broad hustler. [volume] (Hendersonville, N.C.) 1913-1915, 1914-08-13
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CITY CLUB MEETING.

The Greater Hendersonville
club will meet at the club
rooms Friday night. A large
attendance is urged since the
!, future of, the club is hang
ing in the balance.
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Western Carolina Democrat and French Broad hustler. [volume] (Hendersonville, N.C.) 1913-1915, 1914-08-13
SENTIMENT GROWING FOR HEN
PERSON Geo. FARM LIFE SCHOOL.

(Continued from Page 81
Atlanta Georgian. [volume] (Atlanta, Ga.) 1912-1939, 1914-03-08

r. UGENE-so you want to be my valetT
r WIILIE-Sure Your Levi valley
IL EUGENE-where have you ever WORRIES Ue
fore?
WIILIE-I work three years in Siberia.
EUGENE-well, why did you leave your 1oO'
WILLIE-They pardoned me.
EUGENE-Have you any relatives here!
wILLIE-Yes. got twin brother. He's only Two
years older am.
EUGENE-What!
for a couple years?
EUGENE-rn give you ten dollars month
WILI.IE-o-oh Just like taking candy from
tiger. Well. | want my first months wages In Au-
vance 1 belong to the Federal League
EUGENE-of course you know ! snail nave =
deduct ono cont for your income taxes You know
all about taxes don't your
wILLIE-raxes7 Oh. sure. Galveston Houston
Dallas
EUGENE No. no. Taxes are certain percentages
Atlanta Georgian. [volume] (Atlanta, Ga.) 1912-1939, 1914-03-08
Funny Dialogue
In Vaudeville

EUGENE-Why, you're not supposed to carry them
away. They only rent them to you for ten cents.
WILLIE-Oh, well, what's difference? You know
the old bandage. TO the victor belongs all spoiled
goods
EUGENE-Didn't you like the quartettes1
wILtIE-Not much But the green peas that went
with 'em. Oh, delicious!
EUGENE-Tetrazzni was wonderful
WILLIE--Was that who the fat lady wasl
thought 1t was SchumanKike.
EUGENE-say, want to take you to a party to.
morrow night You'll meet some wonderful girls Two
got a nice little fat girl picked out for YOU DO you
like fat girls?
WILLIE-No They roll off my lap.
EUGENE-were you ever on the stage?
wILLIE-sure. l had trained geese act But
the managers wouldn't give any work. and
stranded in Allentown, and starving and had to
eat my act.
EtGENE-Its good thing they weren't trained
pigs.
Atlanta Georgian. [volume] (Atlanta, Ga.) 1912-1939, 1914-03-08
Eugene and Willie Howard
by the Star Company Great Britain Rights Reserved

'. Rights Reserved
EUGENE-Then don't see where your worrier
gets his ten dollars.
wILLIE-That's the first thing give him to worry
about.
EUGENE-By the way what nationality your
wILLIE-Well. It's hard to say. was born in
mid-ocean
EUGENE-Oh, that's perfectly simple. person
born in midocean just takes the nationality Of his
mother
wILLIE-But suppose he's travelling with his
aunt?
EUGENE-Didnt see you at the opera the other
night?
WILLIE-Maybe you did. I'll never go again.
EUGENE-whats wrong7 Dout YOU want to be
seen theref
wIILIE-It was bum. Not joke in It. All they
did was talk about the heart, liver, lungs-thats nc
opera. That's organ recital.
EUGENE-Where'd you get those opera glasses?
WILLIE bought EN- at the theatre. Ten cents.
Some fool had tied em to the box with this chain
and had tough time busting EN- off,
Atlanta Georgian. [volume] (Atlanta, Ga.) 1912-1939, 1914-03-08

CUpytshts 1913. BY the sun SuN
on your annual income. Now what is your usual
income?
WILLIE-Two a. m. Sometimes o'clock, o'clock
don't know. l soaked my watch.
EUGENE guess from your line OF talk your net
income is really your not income.
WILLIE got a new dance.
EUGENE-Let's have 1t.
wILLIE-salvation Army glide. Dance on your
heels to save your soes.
EUGENE-Are you married.
WILLIE-No. I'm happy.
EUGENE-If you We're married you could save
thousand dollars on your income tax
WIIIIE--It amt worth 1t.
EUGENE-Now. before 1 employ you, you must
give me ten dollars to fix up your income tax or 1t
will be absolutely NIL desperandum.
wILLIE-oh, that's perfectly habeas corpus. Why
should / worry about that when. pay a ten
dollars a week to worry for me2
EUGENE-why how much do you get a week
yourself?
WlLLlE-Fiiteen dollars,
Atlanta Georgian. [volume] (Atlanta, Ga.) 1912-1939, 1914-03-08

The ending the prod
the Then he and
Bull they approached the door, the Prince held
forth in Nubian might At sight
seized with uous
doing
BulBul marveed
Of the Prince but said nothing
they walking along in silence
Enchanted CayeBuBu
the Prince about the sequin which
he Ia the undeserving Nubian
iscod Prince replied "and has ehapped lip
Cause painful which the MI
lead that kept
abomlnab Tribe Of Grafter
The Barre daily times. (Barre, Vt.) 1897-1959, 1914-12-22
TALK OF THE TOWN

Special values in furs at Abbotts
Snowshoes and skis for Christmas. Til.
den Shoe Co
House dresses. all new lot, at SIPS,
Sl.50 Sl.75 and Sl9s. At Perry's
Small bisque and crlluloid dolls at
Miss Rowell-, corner Main and Pearl
streets.
Cp.to-date shoe shining parlors in con-
noction with Micrs' Barber shop at 1871
North Main street.
Eugene Pechecci Of Rion. y. C., ar
rived ia the city last night to pass the
holidays az his former home here
Mrs Olive Williams Of Boston arrived
In the city yesterday afternoon for an
Mrs. Henry ". knight Of FIill street.
The Barre daily times. (Barre, Vt.) 1897-1959, 1914-12-22
Christmas Suggestions

A nice Fur Scarf or a Separate
Muif would surely make a very ac-
ceptable present for any lady, and
these we have in nearly all qualities
and at prices to please all.
In the very cheap Furs we can give
you the Brown and Black Coney at
from S1.50 up.
In the Sable and Black Opossum
Mutfs, we have as large an assort-
ment as usual These are Furs that
we sell quantities OF each season,
and there is no Fur at the price that
viii give SO good satisfaction. This
is a grade of Furs that stands the
hard banging and wear like iron.
At S2.98 is a special 0possum
Muif that viii please you for service.
At $500 is a Black Opossum that
is what we call a let-down Fur. Is
made the same the selected Marten
are made.
In the Natural and Brown Raccoon,
we can give you large variety of
the seasons best values, at prices
that are very reasonable.
In the Black or Sable Fox, the
Pony or Lynx, are Muffs that are
very popular, and these we can give
you in good values.
We have few good values left
in Children's Furs, both in the Junior
and the children's sizes.
The Barre daily times. (Barre, Vt.) 1897-1959, 1914-12-22
TALK OF THE TOWN

Pipes, pipes, pipes. at Lander's.
Buy your Christmas gifts at the Barre
Drug Co.
See Abbott's ribbon specials at 25c,
plain and fancy.
Plenty OF snowshoe moccasins to-day.
Tilden Shoe Co
Christmas watches and jewelry at
Holmes, Bolster block
our Latest cigar ia all sizes, and all
other brands, including Key West, az
Lnnder's Cigar Store.
Freeman Walker, student az the ag-
ricultural school in Lyndon, and his Sis
ter. Miss Faith Walker, who Is attending
Middlchury college, are passing the holi.
days with their parents. Mr. and Mrs.
Frank 4. Walker OF Edgewood
The Barre daily times. (Barre, Vt.) 1897-1959, 1914-12-22
A Statement BY Dr. Rurr

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The Barre daily times. (Barre, Vt.) 1897-1959, 1914-12-22
TALK OF THE TOWN

Pipes at one-half price at Landers'
Aprons, a tidy and dainty lot at
Perry's.
See hst of W. +. Richardson real
estate, page Z.
Conklin self.flling fountain pens at the
Barre Drug Co
Riley's orchestra Christmas night the
25th, Rowland hall
No cheap or inferior pipes AZ Mar
rion's. All guaranteed.
Miss r. Humphrey, teacher OF modern
dances, 10 Elmore street.
largest line Of pipes Ia Vermont TO se-
lect from at Marrion's Cigar Store.
Crepe kimonos in Christmas boxes Al
perry's, SI.5O, Sl.75, 81 .9s. $3.50 and s3.Oa.
The Barre daily times. (Barre, Vt.) 1897-1959, 1914-12-22
TALK OF THE TOWN

See Abbott's soc Kid glove sale.
Provide money for future use by join.
ing our thrift club. Quarry Savings
Bank & Trust 20.
Join our thrift club now. Quarry Saw
ing Bank & Trust Go.
Free. q box Of Bellies fork-dip candy
viii BE- given away with every 25c pur-
chase or over at the Barre Drug Co.
When the flag on the Buzzell hotel is
at full mast at 4 o'clock the ice on the
skating rink is expected to be good.
Watch the flag
Mr., Henry Petrie Of Glenwood avenue
LETT Yesterday for her former home in
Fairfield. where she viii visit relatives
foI a few DAYS.
The Barre daily times. (Barre, Vt.) 1897-1959, 1914-12-22
Christmas Novelties

New ideas in Pocketbooks and
Hand Bags; fitted Books and Bags
are very stylish and not expensive.
We are selling a Fitted Bag at soc.
A leather Lined Bag at S1.00.
We have a full line of Likly Bags
in Black Leather from $500 to
$4,000 each.
The finest in the country. Not a
lot of theml just q good assortment,
so that anyone wanting a really nice
Bag can get it at right price.
Belts for ladies in wide Leather
and Satin; also the wide Velvet Belts
are the style just now.
The Barre daily times. (Barre, Vt.) 1897-1959, 1914-12-22
Silk Hosiery

More silk Hosiery sold than ever
before. 25c. SOC. S1.00 and S1.5O.
A good Hose at soc. At 90 you
buy our best seller. These are boxed
for Christmas at the same price.
The Barre daily times. (Barre, Vt.) 1897-1959, 1914-12-22
Marshall Field & Co.'s
Handkerchief

will save you lots of your Handker-
chief money. How? just for the
reason that you can find in this line
lots Of styles at 15c az good as in
other lines at 25e. It's the largest
line in this country They run sew
eral factories themselves. In this
way they get these Handkerchiefs to
us at lower price.
Initial Handkerch'efs for ladies
and gents at 15c each.
silk Initial Handkerchiefs made Of
Jap silk at SOC.
The Barre daily times. (Barre, Vt.) 1897-1959, 1914-12-22
Ladies' KimonOs

In Ladies' Kimonos, we have a
good assortment of the Crepes and
Krinkledowns, also few good Silk
values.
Ladies Petticoats have been in good
demand, and we have some extra good
values in these that are made up in
Crepe, Messaline and silk Jersey.
These are priced from $3.50 to
$3.50.
We can give you some good values
in Rain Coats, Separate Coats that
are warm and serviceable, at prices
that will appeal to you as garments
that have good service and style.
The Barre daily times. (Barre, Vt.) 1897-1959, 1914-12-22
Ladies' Neckwear

Neckwear that we are showing you
this morning is all fresh and new.
Lots of new pieces just added to
stock. These at the prices OF Csc
and soc will surprise you. Consid'
ering materials used and work, one
cannot see why they can be so cheap.
Ladies' Collars are so different
from former seasons that every lady
can use all that they will be liable
70 receive.
The Barre daily times. (Barre, Vt.) 1897-1959, 1914-12-22
Kid Gloves

Kid Gloves are feature of our
Christmas business.
One lot Of dollar Tan Out Seams,
Kid Gloves as special at 79c
per pair. At the right as you enter
our store.
Eskay Gloves that were at the
start of the war $3.50 and $500, now
at S1.00 and $1.50. This Eskay
is the best Kid Glove that we have
ever sold over our counters.
The Barre daily times. (Barre, Vt.) 1897-1959, 1914-12-22
Pyraline Ivory

viii look good to you who want nice
things that have years of service.
Put up in sets or sold separately
as you want No extra charge for
single pieces.
The Barre daily times. (Barre, Vt.) 1897-1959, 1914-12-22
Christmas Linen

For appreciation and full value for
the money spent, there is nothing
that carries lasting remembrance
equal to a Linen gift.
Tray Cloths at 25c and soc;
Lunch Cloths, soc up to S2.75 each;
Small and Large Cloths, edged with
Cluny Lace.
Napkins with selvedge edges at
from Sl.:39 up to match Damask
from S1.50 to $3.50
Damask from 25c per yard to
$3.50 per yard. Finished Cloths
with Napkins to match at no more
in price than Damask by the yard.
The Barre daily times. (Barre, Vt.) 1897-1959, 1914-12-22
Ladies' Muslin Underwear
Beautifully Designed for Christmas
Gifts


Lots buy this kind for gifts. If
it was brought more to the ladies
attention, more would be sold, as la.
dies often give less important things,
not thinking of what could be had in
Muslin Underwear for The price they
want to give.
New lot of Muslin Night Robes
from SOC up; soc ones are very
good; SIC ones are as good as dol
lar value earlier in the season.
Nice line of Combination Suits, all
prices; SI.O0 buys nice Suit.
White Skirts at S1.0O and S1.25
are as good quality as last seasons
at nearly double the price. These
can be boxed at the same price.
Corset Covers and Drawers at pop
ular prices of 25c and soc.
This Muslin Underwear is all of
the NJ. Martin brand. the best line
that leaves New York CITY.
The Barre daily times. (Barre, Vt.) 1897-1959, 1914-12-22
Christmas Aprons

The best styled Aprons that we
have ever sold. 25c, SOC. 75c.
Sl.00 to S1.S7 each.
The Barre daily times. (Barre, Vt.) 1897-1959, 1914-12-22
Christmas Umbrellas

Umbrellas with gold or silver han
dies are gifts of high order. These
come with place for initials.
We have a very neat Rainproof
Umbrella at S1.00, ladies' and gents
sizes.
Umbrellas in all grades for both
gents and ladies.
One of our best is a Colored I'm
brella in silk with mission handles,
at $3.50.
Bisbee daily review., 1914-11-22

Her power of oHenae is ailr moro impressive Her range and torpedo equipment would enable her. tho ory least to cross the Atlantic ocean ard sink whole batteship fleet without exhaustng her fuel and ammunition With a few such vessels, provided they do what is expected of them should have degree offensive and defensive power never dreamed of in the early experimental days of the submarine.
 It must not be hastily assumed, however. that we are going to best the world in such innovations The, victories achieved by the submarines. and par tcuary the U9 which has sunk four British cruisers have opened the eyes of all the powers the ehectve ness of such craft against big warships Very likely Britain, France and Germany even now at work on models equal to the planned by the United States Future naval warfare may be dominated by the sub marine rather than by the dreadnought
 We already have good start with fifty submarines. though most of them small France leads the world with 9O which for some unexplained reason have not yet given account of themselves Great Britain has about S5 Russia AS. and Germany 30.
 Our new war whale will cost more than s1OOOOOO Even at that price, batteship would pay nearly dozen Of the ordinary type 2S can be built for the Irice of a battleship
 Both economy and policy suggest the multiplication Of our underwater craft even at the expense of our tvobattleships-ayea program long as naval arma- pent is necessary because of the cheap and admirable protection they for our extensive coast and our rtch seaports.
Bisbee daily review., 1914-11-22
MONROE DOCTRINE WORKS BOTH WAYS.

One of the unforeseen consequences of the is the immense authority added to our Monroe Doctrine Never since the first enunciaton this principle by President Monroe in 1923 has it been treated with half Ee respect shown it now Foreign statesmen who have sconed at it in private and grudgng recognition when their official duties compelled it are now prompt of their acquiescence This tendency has been especially noticeable in the case of Germany.
 Why is Europe all at once so stanch in it's support this doctrine of America for Americans that bars from all conquest in the hemisphere? Because the that struggling the mastery Europe want to clinch recognition of the Old World Monroe Doctrine of Europe for Europeans.
 It is not commonly realized by our people that the United States while assuming to defend territory of the western hemisphere against foreign attack has recently justified her own pretensions by signing ar international agreement that bars us just as eHectuals from putting into Europes affairs In The Hague Con yentions signed 19O7 the American penpoentiares committed the nation to this principle:
 Nothing contained in this convention shall be so construed require the United States depart from traditional policy of not intrudng upon interfering with entangling itself in the political questions of policy international administration of any foreign state"
 In other words, have put traditional policy" in the form of pledge to keep our hands out of the affairs of the other powers That fact alone has gone far justify our Monroe Doctrine in the eyes the world and our position s and will continue, strong and commanding none of European powers cares to take any chances of tempting break agree ment
Bisbee daily review., 1914-11-22
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BtC RRs ENA LEQLAPD

and checking off the articles as he read.
 On his left lay quaint old cotton prints. calfskin shoes of ancient make, queer dishes of opaque color ed glass, and Balmoral petticoat. Few women now alive ever saw one of these once famous garments. The clerk was adding to this pile as he read:
 Two bolts unbleached muslin.
 Ten yards red flannel.
 Four cards white china buttons.
 One bolt ribbon, emerald green.
 Two cakes sassafras soap
 Two pairs red and white striped stockings
 One bottle Hoyt's German cologne.
 One pair white cotton gloves
 One box tallow candles.
 One breast pin, red glass setting.
 Then followed groceries; Molasses, brown sugar tea, pepper etc, and lastly a tin wash boiler. The bill avs $48.5.
 The clerk was carefully going over the addition and Mrs. Northrop was counting out the money. Mir North rop edged round to her side and said in a meek, low voice:
 Marie, I'd like to have a sack oi l tobacco"
 Well, you cant have it." snapped Mrs Northrop. slowing away a rol Of bills in her pocket Get the horses round and hell
 load these things in. We must ge home by milking time"
Bisbee daily review., 1914-11-22
.BISBEE RELIEF IS
 GIVEN SAME CARE
 AS BELGIAN CAUSE
MOmen of Warren District Re- lief Association Ask That All. Needy Be Reported That They May Have Xmas Attention.

A special meeting of the Board Of Control of the Warren District Relief Association was called for Wednes- day last, to take the place of the reg ular meeting which was to be held on the first Monday in December it hav- ins been reported that there were many worthy cases of need in the dis. trict who were unwilius to apply to the Association for relief As plans have been formulated to more eff clently provide for all such cases while the present financial conditions exist the Warren District Relief As- sooiation would be very glad to have the cooperation of all who are inter- osted, and would request that they report such eases from any part of the district 10 the general secretary of the Relief Association M E. Cummings, at the Central school building, when investigation will be made and at least temporary relief given whenever necessary This is undoubtedly the best system to follow in order that worthy cases may not be neglected while others may be ob
 taining help from various sources.
 Another object calling this spec
Bisbee daily review., 1914-11-22
MORE CARS ENTER
 THANKSGIVING DAY
 PUSHMOBILE RACE
Eighteen More EntriesHad Been Received Last Evening; Draw ing for Places Comes Wednes- day; Interest Growing Fast.

Eighteen more cars were entered for the boys pushmobile races yes terday and several more contributions for the prizes to be offered were se- cured. Enough has already been se- cured to warrant at least 12 prizes for the fastest boats in the race which will no doubt break all previous rec ords It is safe to say more makes of automobiles will be represented than in any like event in automobile history
 The time limit in which entries can be made expires at o'clock Wednes- day evening at which time the draw ing for position will take place in front of the Royal theatre.
 Offer Brown will be on hand with paint and brush to place the numbers on the cars as the numbers are drawn.
 A genuine surprise awaits the pub lie when the contestants arrive on Main street Wednesday evening to check in for the final race. As soon as the cars are numbered they will be placed under night control and neither the drivers or the mechani- elan will be allowed to make any al- terations or repairs before the race starts
 The first car will be started at the crack of the pistol at II o'clock Thurs day morning. So as to insure safety in coming down the divide road the cars will be started two minutes apart Marshal Allison has promised to police the course during the race so as not only 10 insure protection for the general traffic but also to give the racers opportunity for all possible ] chance to win one of the larger prizes.
Bisbee daily review., 1914-11-22

Mir. Stockholm, the postmaster and owner of the general store at Butts Corners, had passed oyer to the great beyond and his heirs were hastening to divide such goods as he left be- hind him. A sale was in progress. The store contained specimens of everything he had had in the stock since the Civil war
 Mrs. Northrop determined to profit by this opportunity to buy at a bar gain and ordered the horses put to the democrat wagon" MT. NorthroD was allowed to accompany her as driver and utility man.
 Her ample person was swathed in gray calico dress. She wore a small red plaid shawl over her shoulders. and a shaker bonnet
 The carryall drew up to the plat form in front of the store and Mrs. 1 Lathrop laboriously descended and entered. Along the platform a line of men were tilted back against the wall, smoking, for this store served as club house and general lyceum and here all national questions were threshed out 10 the satisfaction of the regular attendants Mr NorthroI hitched the horses and joined the group Of smokers.
 After an hour or so he rose and entered the store. Before his wife were piled her purchases and the cheerful clerk in shirtsleeves and oil cloth apron was going over the bil
Bisbee daily review., 1914-11-22

al meeting was to make early plans .or Christmas distribution among the Joor For this purpose a committee vas appointed by Rev J. E. Frye, chairman of the Relief Association. consisting of Mrs r. M Jullin. Mir. M. Newman and Mir B. IT. Watkins, to -onfer with tte various lodges. church as and soc cities willing to aid in this work and have them report to the general secretary. so chat no families will be overlooked and also to avoid overlapping in other cases It is al- ready known that one of the lodges is prepared to aid materially in pro. yiding Christmas dinners for the poor of the district It is with much sat Sc faction that the Relief Association will also receive some leberal contri. buttons for the poor at Thanksgiving through the kindness of the young ladies in the Bisbee postonice who nave requested the names of families to whom they can furnish a dinner and the pupils Of the Central School who are also anxious 10 help in this worthy cause.
 Useful donations for needy families are gladly accepted by the Warren District Relief Association Shoes and clothing that are in good repair are always needed, as well as farm bedding and other household neccssi- tes. These win be sem for al any time upon the general secretary being notified. Phone No AS.
Bisbee daily review., 1914-11-22
wAn wAALEs FOB UNCLE SAM

In view of the part played by submarines in the present it is gratifying to learn that Uncle Sam is tho job and is planning vessels of this type of greater cruising and effectiveness than any now existing.
 The new craft designed by ue navy department and to be constructed appeals strongly to the imagina ton submarine 300 feet long, displacine 1900 tons and capable of cruising $500 miles would be wonder considered simply triumph of nautical engineering.