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Evening times-Republican. [volume] (Marshalltown, Iowa) 1890-1923, 1914-03-25

Entire Nous Club members were en-
tertained Tuesday afternoon by Mrs.,
Jennie Wilson. 1oh East Grant street.
The Current events were given by the
class. Mrs. Roy Coates read paper
on, art in South America and Mrs.
e. J. Miller gave a paper on South
American Literature" after which the
class reading on Argentina finished the
afternoons study. Mrs. Wilson served
refreshments.
Evening times-Republican. [volume] (Marshalltown, Iowa) 1890-1923, 1914-03-25

Another photo play written by Carl
Click, former Marshalltown8 boy, to-
night. Lyric.
Evening times-Republican. [volume] (Marshalltown, Iowa) 1890-1923, 1914-03-25

Oliver gang plows and riding corn
plows at cost for few days. H. J..
| Bowen, LeGrand, Iowa.
Evening times-Republican. [volume] (Marshalltown, Iowa) 1890-1923, 1914-03-25

New goods arriving daily at Skegg's
wall paper store, 1928 East Main street.
advertisement.
Evening times-Republican. [volume] (Marshalltown, Iowa) 1890-1923, 1914-03-25

Mrs. ID. Hartwick, OF Colo, under
went = laparotomy at the Deaconess
hospital this moving. HSr condition IL
RRtiafact Orv y, 800.
Evening times-Republican. [volume] (Marshalltown, Iowa) 1890-1923, 1914-03-25

Funeral services TOR A. b. Cronk will
be held Thursday afternoon at o'clock
from the Pursel chapel.
Evening times-Republican. [volume] (Marshalltown, Iowa) 1890-1923, 1914-03-25

Sam Horwitz left this morning fer
engage where he wilt remain a few
days on business.
Evening times-Republican. [volume] (Marshalltown, Iowa) 1890-1923, 1914-03-25

Miss Eva Alexander. 4O2h East
Linn street, entertained Tuesday even
ing complimentary to her guests. Mrs.
c. r. Carlton, Of Atlanta, Ca, and Mrs.
o. c. Houser, of Denver. The evening
hours were pleasantly spent at playing
cards and with music. In serving a
two-course supper Miss Alexandar was
assisted by Mrs. Frank Bromley and
Mrs. Nellie Jones. Other guests from
out Of the city We're Mrs. Lewis N.
Bailey, of Grinnell, and Mrs. w. Nor
ris Of Ames.
Evening times-Republican. [volume] (Marshalltown, Iowa) 1890-1923, 1914-03-25

The Pansy Club will meet with John
Presnall 50Sh East Linn street.
Thursday afternoon.
Evening times-Republican. [volume] (Marshalltown, Iowa) 1890-1923, 1914-03-25

Let Skeey show you the newest
things in wall paper. 1928, East Main
observation-disclosures
Evening times-Republican. [volume] (Marshalltown, Iowa) 1890-1923, 1914-03-25

Miss Marjory Miller and Miss Ruth
Dieterich, students at Des iMoines Col
lege, who have been spending the
spring vacation at. the homes Of their
parents, Mr.. and Mrs. N. F. Miller,
and Mr.. and Mrs. c. F. Dieterich. re-
spectively, returned to Des Moines
Monday evening to resume their school
work.
Evening times-Republican. [volume] (Marshalltown, Iowa) 1890-1923, 1914-03-25

Have you one of our $3.50 combina-
ton sweeper and vacuum cleaners? II
not, let us send you one on trial. Marion
Evening times-Republican. [volume] (Marshalltown, Iowa) 1890-1923, 1914-03-25

Eastman kolaks. Bowen's studio.
Evening times-Republican. [volume] (Marshalltown, Iowa) 1890-1923, 1914-03-25

The Woodman Circle Aid Society
VIII meet Thursday afternoon at tn.
home Of Mrs. G. w. Belt. ~ East Linz
street. Officers will be elected.
Evening times-Republican. [volume] (Marshalltown, Iowa) 1890-1923, 1914-03-25

The Concordia Nahebund will meet
Thursday afternoon at the. home of
Mrs. Henrietta Bowman, 113 North
Second avenue.
Evening times-Republican. [volume] (Marshalltown, Iowa) 1890-1923, 1914-03-25

The Sunshine Circle Of the Iowa Le-
gion Of Honor met Tuesday afternoon
with Mrs. Walter Linderote. 70s Brom-
ley street. An enjoyable afternoon was
spent socially and with sewing. and IN
O chicken drawing contest the prizes
were won by Mrs. c. B.. Bates and
Mrs. Elizabeth Hull. AS the day was
the birthday anniversary OF Mrs. Linz
derote, her guests presented her with
Ia beautiful cut glass bowl. Assisted
by w. b. Thompson, the hostess served
refreshments. The only guest from 3Oul
of the city was Mrs. ]. A. Lee, Of
Evening times-Republican. [volume] (Marshalltown, Iowa) 1890-1923, 1914-03-25

Now located ~ Masonic Temple,
rooms. zoe 70 Ill. Dr. Ralph y. Koyse1.
Evening times-Republican. [volume] (Marshalltown, Iowa) 1890-1923, 1914-03-25

For Sale-Red COW with calf by her
side, D. w. Norris, All Jerome street.
Evening times-Republican. [volume] (Marshalltown, Iowa) 1890-1923, 1914-03-25

The funeral of Mrs. Albert Schu-
mann, of Laurel, will be held from the
Evangelical church of that place at
o'clock Friday afternoon, Rev. Mr.. AL
her offciatin1 -
Evening times-Republican. [volume] (Marshalltown, Iowa) 1890-1923, 1914-03-25

DR.. Shallenberger specialist, chronic.
nervous. and special diseases, will be
at Pilgrim Hotel, Marshalltown, Satur-
day, Marcn %, 1s2 monthly visit. DR..
Shallenberrer
Evening times-Republican. [volume] (Marshalltown, Iowa) 1890-1923, 1914-03-25

Rev. E. H. Gillett, pastor .! the Bap-
tisi church Of West tniun. who has
been here for a sh Dr.. visit with his
brother A. L. Gillett. left for his home
this morning
Evening times-Republican. [volume] (Marshalltown, Iowa) 1890-1923, 1914-03-25

New pattern hats arriving daily at
1ngledue's millinery parlor. Nettie In
Rledue A. Co. 4& !
Evening times-Republican. [volume] (Marshalltown, Iowa) 1890-1923, 1914-03-25

Picture framing. Bowen's studio.
Evening times-Republican. [volume] (Marshalltown, Iowa) 1890-1923, 1914-03-25

Ralph Lawton piano recital at the
Congregational church Friday evening.
March q. Adults so cents: children rs
cents. Committee.
Evening times-Republican. [volume] (Marshalltown, Iowa) 1890-1923, 1914-03-25

If you need any kind Of horses, come
to Plumb Brothers. market sale, Sat-
urday, March 28.-Advertisement.
Evening times-Republican. [volume] (Marshalltown, Iowa) 1890-1923, 1914-03-25

Auto oil. Barrel and half barrel
quantities, 26 cents per gallon, guar
anteed. Try out. before paying for it.
r. c. Valentine Company, Masonic
Temple
Evening times-Republican. [volume] (Marshalltown, Iowa) 1890-1923, 1914-03-25

Mating pattern linoleirns make the
ideal sanitary floor covering for bed
rooms. Our stock In patterns and COL
ors is hard to beat. Marion Gard.
Evening times-Republican. [volume] (Marshalltown, Iowa) 1890-1923, 1914-03-25

L6st-Rosa colored rug, between
Second street and SAT North Third
street. Return or notify r. w. Doc
little. Reward
Evening times-Republican. [volume] (Marshalltown, Iowa) 1890-1923, 1914-03-25

The I. L. of H. picnic supper at Red
Mems hall Thursday evening. Mem
bers please bring eatabies by 5.o'clock.
Evening times-Republican. [volume] (Marshalltown, Iowa) 1890-1923, 1914-03-25

H r.. ;Pontius, 800 West Boone
street, submitted to "a nasal operation
this morning. His condition Is most
satisfactory. III. ..as
Evening times-Republican. [volume] (Marshalltown, Iowa) 1890-1923, 1914-03-25

Market day sale Friday, March 81.
at Harrnon's feed barn. We have listed
a high grade Clydesdale stallion that
must be sold; three young black
mares. weighing about 1000, sound.
Two In foal. Well matched. List what
you, have, to- sell early. 6. Mason &
Shoemaker.
Evening times-Republican. [volume] (Marshalltown, Iowa) 1890-1923, 1914-03-25

A larger audience greeted Rev. G.
III. Morris at Central Church of Christ
Tuesday night, the second service Of
good fellowship week" Mr.. Morris
spoke on doctrine. "A baptismal ser
vice was held Eat the close of the
meeting '
Evening times-Republican. [volume] (Marshalltown, Iowa) 1890-1923, 1914-03-25

Rogers furniture cream makes old
furniture look new. A rs cent bottle
should clean houseful Of furniture.
Marion Gard.
Evening times-Republican. [volume] (Marshalltown, Iowa) 1890-1923, 1914-03-25
o. n Tuttie the Jsvvslss.

nr,us your Watches =. Hedges.
Evening times-Republican. [volume] (Marshalltown, Iowa) 1890-1923, 1914-03-25

The Excelsior Aid Society will NEE
Thursday afternoon at the home O.
Mrs. G. r. Gaunt, 202 North Fourth
avenue. Mrs. ]. C. Meyers will alst
be hostess.
Evening times-Republican. [volume] (Marshalltown, Iowa) 1890-1923, 1914-03-25

save your rugs and yourself by rent
ing our electric vacuum cleaner at 81
! per day. Marion Card ts,t:
Evening times-Republican. [volume] (Marshalltown, Iowa) 1890-1923, 1914-03-25

Mr.. and Mrs. K. L. Allen, formerly
of this city. but now Of Davenport, are
in the city for q short visit. Mr. and
Mrs. Allen have recently finished a
course in chiropractics at Davenport,
but have not yet determined on loca-
ton
Evening times-Republican. [volume] (Marshalltown, Iowa) 1890-1923, 1914-03-25

Don't forget the LAwton recital at
Congregational church Friday evening.
COMMITTEES.
Evening times-Republican. [volume] (Marshalltown, Iowa) 1890-1923, 1914-03-25

Charles r. Speers, Jr.. the 6-year-old
son Of Mr.. and Mrs. c. r. Speers, OF
Des Moines. but formerly Of this city.
who has been quite sick with an
acute attack of appendicitis, was 30
much better Tuesday evening that 1T
was thought probable that an opera
ton would not be necessary. The ap-
pendicitis developed from an attack of
acute Indigestion. .Fl3
Evening times-Republican. [volume] (Marshalltown, Iowa) 1890-1923, 1914-03-25

The auxiliary Of the Y. M. c. A. will
meet Thursday afternoon at the home
Of Mrs. N. F. Miller. 40 West Boone
street, who will be assisted In enter
tanning by Mrs. C. B. Rogers and Mrs.
Rose SWiCk
Evening times-Republican. [volume] (Marshalltown, Iowa) 1890-1923, 1914-03-25

! Auto oil. Barrel aud half barrel
quantities. 26 cents per gallon, guar
anteed. Try out before paying for 1t.
r. c.. Valentine Company. Masonic
Evening times-Republican. [volume] (Marshalltown, Iowa) 1890-1923, 1914-03-25

An extraordinary program of feature
photo plays tonight at the Lyric thea
ter Special three reel Warmers feat
ure, 1.-THE Isle of Vengeance" a two reel
Kay Bee war drama. THE Trap" and q
western comedy written by Carl Click.
a former Marshalltown boy. 1.-THE Pur-
suer Pursued" No advance in admis-
sion. Lyric.
Evening times-Republican. [volume] (Marshalltown, Iowa) 1890-1923, 1914-03-25

Holland hasf for middle aged
ladies on sale, at IngNdde's millinery
parlor. Nettie 'Ingledue & Co.
The Washington herald., 1914-03-08
HE WAS MUCH
OBLIGED

I'D kinder like 10 see a man in this
town named Jim," said an old man 10
pedestrian at the corner of Board
way and Twenty third street.
lin who?" was asked in reply.
Dunno. They jest call him Jim. He
was twistin' the wheel on the front of
one Of them Broadway kyars when l
saw him. and all the name heard was
jim"
"A motorman. eh? Have any trouble
with him?"
Wall. no. was standin' on the
track over thar to see what run the ole
masheen when he cum along with his
kyar and histed me-
Ran over you. did he
HE jest histed me sky-high. l was
knocked about twenty feet and then
rolled over about twenty times. When
I cum to heard 'em call him Jim. I'm
lame yit, and lost two teeth and got
skinned all over. Jest cum out of the
hospital yesterday"
And are you going to sue for dam
ages?" queried the pedestrian.
Not as 1 knows Of I'm goiu' hum
this afternoon. ] am.
But you want &" see Jim. the motor
man.
Yes. kinder. lest want to shake
hands with him before I go and tell
him how much obleeSed I am. My
back was lords him. and lie had fair
chance to run that kyar over me and
sqush me all to squash. He didn't do
IL. He Jest twisted that wheel and
yelled at me. and hit me sortcr side
ways and saved my life. Yes. I'm much
obleeged 10 him. They said he was
kinder scarf about losin' his jon, and
L wanted to tell him that didn't bear
no grudge and was willing to see 'em
raise his wages"
The Washington herald., 1914-03-08
NOT THIS YEAR

AS soon he got seated in the ear
he opened his newspaper and began 10
search through the columns in a way
that soon attracted attention. He did,:t
seem to find what he was looking fur,
however. and a kind-faced man beside
him kindly observed:
Hop, you didn't expect to see tn.
Dc N OF friend?''
oh. no.
Maybe it was something connected
with the Mexican troubIe?"
No
Hasn't been an earthquake anywhere.
I HOPPER
Il haven't heard Of any"
The paper was gone over again, inch
by inch. but the result was another dis
appointment
Something connected with Easter"
ventured the kind-faced man.
Yes. 1t was. The press seems to have
lost its enterprise
1t hasn't skipped the day?''
No, but I has skipped me. For
the last thirty years. at about this date,
have sent in that old joke about tho
wires Easter hat bankrupting her hus-
bands business. l have always been
paid N cents for il. but this year II las
heca left out
You don't say
1t isn't here
''rhen-then you SIZE en- for hhel-yes.
sir. you sue 'em for libel and claim dam
sges In the sum Of Sl,eoo!',
The Washington herald., 1914-03-08
UNCLE Ellis FABLES
The Good Old Man Is Still On the Job

You have broken into my coop ana
eaten my chickens" replied the farmer
Yes. but that was long ago, before l
realized the error OF my ways. Know We
oh, farmer, that my feelings have un-
dergone change. and that I now fully
realize how wicked il was in me to eat
your chickens"
so you don't keer fur chickens any
more?"
Not rap. and i wish you would take
me back into your confidence and trust
me. ] will even mount guard over your
coop and keep the weasel and polecat
away"
That's powerful good of YOU" said
the farmer, as he leaned on his spade and
wiped the sweat from his brow. Sure
you have reformed. Ell"
quite sure
And you want me to trust you
Il do. l want to show you that am
|crthy Of your full confidence"
Wall. I'm allus willin' to extend 4
hand to a feIler who is tryin' to climb
up. and you kin cum along with me-
Thanks, dreadfully." replied the fox
IS he chuckled behind the farmers back
and followed him to the coop.
Upon their arrival there. however, the
fox found the coop empty Of fowls. AMI
in an indignant voice he demanded:
How now, sirrah, ! was to stand
guard over Jour fowls. but ! find none
here"
oh. as to that" replied Uncle Reuben.
Il sold the whole outfit to a peddler yes
terday, but you can remain by the empty
coop TO inform the weasel and the pole
cat that
You go to grass. you old mossback."
interrupted the fox as he made a bolt
for the woods
MORAL:
Wall. ! kinder thought So" said the
farmer as he looked after the fleeing
Reynard. L hev allus noticed that when
a bad man sets out TO reform he is
hGGerin on Eittin' a softer snap than
what he had before
The Washington herald., 1914-03-08

One day the King got the idea into his
head that his courtiers might have been
piling IL on too much. and he therefore
invited his subjects to come before him
and. speak the truth. One after another.
in long procession, they bent before him
and pronounced him the greatest general,
the most eminent statesman, and the
wisest ruler of earth. Everything was
said to fiatter and increase his cOnceit.
and he was getting TO think he owned
the globe when a rugged-faced Peasant
paused before him TO say:
Before speaking my mind. o King. l
pray thee to come down oH the lawn
and sec what I have brought"
The King descended with him to behold
a beehive with three holes bored in its
face for the bees to come and go.
'Dost dare TO trifle with thy kinG?'
demanded his highness as he saw only
the hive before him.
Not on my life" replied the Peasant.
You who are so great and eminent must
know into which hole TO thrust your
finger after honey"
why. the middle one. OF course" said
the King as he advanced and performed
the little trick.
An hour later. after the poUltice had
began to ease the pain a little and the
royal physician had assured him that he
would live through II, the King sent for
the peasant and held up a finger as big
as a baseball bat and said:
what you wanted to prove was tn#t
the wisest man has still something 20
learn. and you hit me plumb-center. For
the lesson thou hast taught me in tie
bee-business I give thee this gold chain"
thanks. oh. King"
Don't be in a hurry. a subject may
never make fool OF his King, and for
the lesson l hath taught thee in man.
ners I'll have the boys give thee So
lashes on the bare back
MORAL:
"Bgosh. but suppose he'd tried a finger
in every hole" groaned the peasant as
he limped homeward.
The Washington herald., 1914-03-08

the palate. I'll just shake in a Ii;tIe
ginger. I've heard that consumpt!ves
craved ginger
The ginger didn't seem to make much
change. and ne grated in nutmeg and
then EOured in half a bottle OF va
nilla. He was slowly stirring the con-
tents of the kettle and wondering II a
lemon or two wouldn't make il just
right enough when the compound sud
denly foamed up and boiled over. As II
ran over the edges OF the kettle there
was a fash, a sheet Of fame and smoke
leaped up TO the ceiling. Mr. Bowser
was in his slippers and just after the
burst Of flames had singed of his eve
brOws and curled his hair he felt some
thing hot strike his feet Mrs. Bowser
heard a yell followed by a couple OF
jumps which Jared the house. but she
held her chair Then she knew that
he was GallopinS about the back yard.
and she heard people crying Fire" but
il was not until the fremen were bang
ing away at the door that she rose ND,
The house was fun or smoke and smell.
but there was no fire. The firemen had
been gone ten minutes. and most of the
smell had fioated out upon the night air.
when MIR. Bowser entered the sitting
room and stood before here. He was a
dilapidated man. He had suffered for
the cause of humanity He lifted his
right foot and his left foOt-he gestured
with his right arm and his left arm. He
wanted to say something-he wanted TO
utter hundreds Of words with six syl-
tables. but his feelings overcame him
Yes, l know" quietly replied Mrs.
BOwser, as she looked at him. Yes
you wanted To say that l made another
attempt TO assassnate you. and that the
limit has been reached and divorce must
follow. but you cant get it out IL |
were you. I'd go to bed"
And like one in A dream he dragged
his legs after him from stair to stair.
wondering and wondering. but speaking
no word. and she found him an hour
later in bed with the clothes drawn up
to his chin and look OF benevolence
on his face. He was dreaming of saving
the lives of 800 of his fellow-creatures
annually. but as she gazed on him his
toes began to twitch. the look of benev-
olence faded into one OF surprise, and
the odor Of snged hair filed the room
and made him sneeze in a lonesome way.
The Washington herald., 1914-03-08

| himself and turned away. He had left
number of packages on the hail tree.
That's all nonsense" exclaimed Mrs.
Bowser with considerable tartness in her
tones. You've simply got some new fad
TO work out. and this turning philanthro-
pist Is bosh. Iou'd betetr let consump-
ton alone and cure that corn on your
toe"'
"You-you are talking to me, are you?''
he asked as he put on his spectacles
to get a clearer look at her.
'Of course l am
And being truly aware that I am
your husband?'
But you make me impatient with your
fads. Some quack doctor has been work
ing you for soft snap"
soft snap? Quack doctor? Woman,
don't want to hear any more such eX-
pressions. ! don't want my home turned
into a minstrel show. II you wish to
oppose my idea. founded upon the noblest
and securing these he proceeded to the
kitchen and asked the cook for the kettle.
'Is ii going to be an experiment with
gunpowder?" she asked. as she handed
il to him.
My dear woman" replied Mr.. Bowser,
as he looked at her sharply. II think YOU
betray signs OF consumption
1T can't be-
But I'm sure Of it, Do not he alarmed.
however. l am to compound a certain
and speedy cure. One bottle will re-
store you to health. and it won't cost you
a cent. | propose to save 500 lives this
year"
IF I've got consumption I'm going right
away to my sisters tonight" exclaimed
the cook as she united her apron
But you can he saved"
But can't watt
Away she went to notify Mrs Rowser
and pack her trunk, and Mr. Bowser
hadn't got all his stun mixed in the
Kettle when he heard the front door shut
behind her. lie expected a call and
protest from Mrs. Bowser. but she did
not appear He had brought home mD-
lasses. gin. gum arabic. licorice and two
or three other things, which were to be
mixed with the yolks of six eggs and
heated over the fire. and he needed no
help. He had mixed according to
recipe which had cost him s.. but when
the compound began to heat up the smell
The Washington herald., 1914-03-08
The Foolish Hare.

A fox who was making his way amonG
the hills espied and gave chase to A
hare. who eluded pursuit by diving into
a burrow after a short run. Realizing
that he could not dig her out and thai
waiting for her to emerge would not
bring his dinner, Reyrard began in mis-
oiliest tones:
My dear Mrs Hare. trust that the
young hares are well and happy"
Very much so. thank yo".' replied the
mother hare.
And the old man is right-end up?"
Yes. he's all o. n.
DO yOu know continued the fox.
after a bit. that the wolf was just tell
ing me what handsome eyes you had -
La me- sniggered the hare.
And such 4 soft. sleek coat Of fur.
The possum saws he would give any
thing II he could have YOUR ears"
rs that so?''
And the jackal just raves over your
teeth and lips. Really. Mrs Hare. while
I don't want 10 make you vain. / must
tell you that tho jackdaw was saying
only yesterday
That what" queried Mrs Hare. as
she stuck her head out of her burrow
in her eaSerness 10 learn more
That fox prefer hares to any other
meat" finished Re-nard. as he snapped
her W.
MORAL:
Flattery is but weapon for destruc-
tion.
The Washington herald., 1914-03-08

but you have slandered me-" yelled Mr.
Graham.
You miserable liar-'
You black-hearted scoundrelr'
They pitched into each other and
banged up against the walls and rolled
over the floor. and 1t took five men to
separate them. After it was all over Mr..
Rasher, the agent OF the building, sent
for me. and when told him how It was
he looked at me for a long time and then
said:
'Sammis. the owrer.ef a-s,sy-scraper is
a great mana great man."
Yes, sir. he be-
But an elevator boy who knows his
gait is greater than the two rolled into
one. You seem to be doing well for a
fatherless boy-very well!'
Two days later Mp Wassoon caught
me on his floor and stopped me to ask:
'Sammis. did I understand you to say
that you were fatherless?"
Yes, SIR"
And struggling to pay of a mortgage
on the widows home?"
Yes, sir"
well, here's a dollar on the mortgage.
and as have no son of my own you can
call me papa 1 wouldn't go shouting
all over the building, II 1 were you, but
any time you feel lonely just slip up and
I'll pat you on the back and call you
sonny and cheer you up. No more put
up jobs on your papa, Sammis. Ta-ta.'
And an hour later old Mr.. Graham put
dollar into my hand and whispered
For the mortgage. Sammis, and be-
tween you and me, I'll be a father to
you! We won't say anything outside.
but as father and son we'll work to-
gether to bring that old villain OF
Wassoon to justice. Have an eye on
him. Sammis and remember that my
ONCE hours are from . o'clock a m. to
> o'clock p. m.. and that as your adopted
father / shall always give you welcome.
don't like to be mixed UP in rows
and eonspiracies. but every employe OF
sky-scraper must take position ana
maintain it, and this village isn't getting
very far head of
SAMMIS, the Elevator Boy.
The Washington herald., 1914-03-08

get but three back. You give oop dot
odder shirt or dot pig-tail of yours vhill
come off NIT a twist,'
Woman, do you belief I vhas some
Chinaman?F 1 asks.
''of course you yhas, und you bring out
dot shirt"
"Und vhas laundry, too?"
For sure"
"Nhell, you Vhas mistook. 1 vhas 4
German cObbler. und You can see how she
vhas. Please go by der next door on your
left"
She goes out, but she vhas mad. She
stop by der door to call me names DE-
cause l vhas German und not China
man, und of course she never brings me
any work to do. | goes by dot little tailor
for advice. und he says l shall put a
sign on my door. Dot sign he reds: 81
Vhas no saloon or laundry" For ons
day he vhas all right. Den dot saloon
man comes in und says:
why you put oop. dot sign, eh? Maybe
you like TO drifc all der peesness of dis
block? You take dot sign down. und if
somebody comes for beer you shall tell
Iiln / vhas next door. If you don't
shall put oop some sign dot a cobbler
shop vhas one mile avhay,"
Il make 4 new sign. He reads dot l
yhas no laundry. He yhas all right for