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The Daily Ardmoreite. [volume] (Ardmore, Okla.) 1893-current, 1914-04-06

DO you have pains in the region
of the heart? Does your heart
thump? Its terrible pounding alarms
you? What is wrong? Do you be-
lieye these symptoms mean heart
trouble? Organic diseases Of the
heart very seldom occasion much
pain. Nearly all of these pains are
caused by some arrangement OF the
stomach. Meritol Tonic Digestive
is especially recommended for in
digestion and dyspepsia, and for re-
storing the stomach to its normal
functions and-no more heart dis
ease" F. J. Ramsey, Exclusive
Agent
The Daily Ardmoreite. [volume] (Ardmore, Okla.) 1893-current, 1914-04-06
Afphanlstan Infant Mortality.

Infant mortality in Afghanistan Ia
very heavy. 1t has been said by
leading medical missionary in Pes
bawar that, in his opinion, probably
about one-half the children born In
the country die before reaching the
age OF three years. There are no spe-
cial pains exercised in the country to
prevent such mortality, and the wan
dering and generally insanitary mode
Of life and the small attention paid to
women and infants at childbirth ac-
count for the heavy infant mortality.
The Daily Ardmoreite. [volume] (Ardmore, Okla.) 1893-current, 1914-04-06

DR.. Kirg's New Discovery is
not a c"re all. 1t is prepared
to treat 0ad relieve every kind
Of cough and cold Of infants,
children, adults and aged. 1t
was originated during a severe
cough epidemic 43 years ago,
was n immediate success
and is probably the most
used cough and cold prcscriP-
ton in the world. Your
money refunded if DR.. King
New Discovery does not re-
Iieve you.
Don't put off getting relief.
Buy a bottle from your drug
Sist today.
pIN6ET
The Daily Ardmoreite. [volume] (Ardmore, Okla.) 1893-current, 1914-04-06
Refrigerated Letters

Minnie. the new maid, admired her
young mistress exceedingly and was
very willing to obey all orders, howey-
er incomprehensible they might be to
her.
Minnie" said Mrs Lane, one morn
ing, Il have just ordered some lettuce.
When it comes, | want YOU to put ii
in the ice box right next to the ice.
Can you remember
"Oh yaw, meesis," replied Minnie,
with seeming understanding, my feeX
heem all guide
Mrs Lane was very popular socially
The Daily Ardmoreite. [volume] (Ardmore, Okla.) 1893-current, 1914-04-06

were exhibiting with great sattsfac-
,ion the resul, OF the days sport
Fish 40 in schools, do they not?"
asked 2 Young woman who was a vis.
itor
Il believe they do" replied one OF
the men, but why do you ask"
"Oh. nothing" said the girl, with a
smile, only | was just thinking that
you must have broken up an infant
class"
The Daily Ardmoreite. [volume] (Ardmore, Okla.) 1893-current, 1914-04-06
Wasted Effort.

Miss Dixon, a charming society girl
spent the entire summer in trying
to elevate the simple country people
with whom she was boarding. When
she was about to leave, she said:
Goodbye. Mr. Ingersoll, hope my
visit here hasn't been entirely without
good results
"'Sartin not" replied the old farm
er. you've learnt a heap since yol
first come; but, by heck you wa.
about the greenest one we ever haC
on our hands
The Daily Ardmoreite. [volume] (Ardmore, Okla.) 1893-current, 1914-04-06

and it was several days later when
she realized that she had received nc
letters from home, nor indeed any
other mail. She looked in the letter
box, but found nothing there
Minnie" said Mrs. Lane, going &c
the kitchen, "haye you taken any let
ters from the postman or out OF tn,
lost box lately"
"Oh yaw, meesis,' beamed Minnin
rushing to the ice-boX My brins
heem for you. My do like you told my
other day, meesis'
The Daily Ardmoreite. [volume] (Ardmore, Okla.) 1893-current, 1914-04-06

Louth. Ireland. The skeleton was
unearthed together with that of two
others supposed to have been bur
led in prehistoric times.
The three persons mad been in
tered in separate graves, all in
case,1 with stones. The skull OF
the giant measured eighteen inches
from the crown of the head to the
chin.
The Daily Ardmoreite. [volume] (Ardmore, Okla.) 1893-current, 1914-04-06
BANK CUTS "soME" MELON.
Declares 300 Per Cent Dividend to
Avoid Bio Reserve Subscription.

Pittsburgh, Pa, April 5.-ln or
der to avoid large participation in
the federal reserve bank, soon to
be organized under the new curren-
cy system, the German National
bank of Allegheny today divided
among its stockholders a dividend
of 800 pei cent, amounting to $780,
900.
The bank had accumulated a sur
plus of 100000, and as every ma
tlonal bank must subscribe to the
stock of the federal reserve banks
in proportion to its capital and sur
plus. it was decided to reduce the
suI'llus.
The Daily Ardmoreite. [volume] (Ardmore, Okla.) 1893-current, 1914-04-06
HUMAN SKELETONS FOUND.
One Is OF Giant Measurements; All
Believed Prehistoric Specimens.

London, April 5.-According to
dispatch published here today,
the skeleton of a person, who had
been apparently ten feet in height,
has been found at Dysart, County
The Daily Ardmoreite. [volume] (Ardmore, Okla.) 1893-current, 1914-04-06

B-.ng your old clean rags to the
Ardmoreite ofice-they need them
now.
The Daily Ardmoreite. [volume] (Ardmore, Okla.) 1893-current, 1914-04-06

Wits HANDMADE Sc CIGAR.
The Daily Ardmoreite. [volume] (Ardmore, Okla.) 1893-current, 1914-04-06

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The Daily Ardmoreite. [volume] (Ardmore, Okla.) 1893-current, 1914-04-06

RINGERDRUG co.
The Daily Ardmoreite. [volume] (Ardmore, Okla.) 1893-current, 1914-04-06
Professional Cards

c. 8. CLARK, NJ. o.
EYE, EAR, NOSE AND THROAT
5B West Main ST. (over Hotchkiss
Jewelry Store)
Office Phone NEUTRALITY-SUSPICIOUS.. 5I2
Residence Phone ................6 .626
Office Hours 9to 12, and 2 to p. m
White Pine news weekly mining review. [volume] (East Ely, Nev.) 1910-1920, 1914-11-08

IL was long. long ago that soul like
a flower
Unfolded, and blossomed, and passed
in an hour.
Ii was long, long ago; and the men,
ory seems
Like the pleasures and sorrows that
come in our dreams.
The kind years have crowned me
with many a joy
Since the going away of my wee lit
tie boy;
Each one as il passed me has stopped
with a kiss,
And left some delight-knowing n
thing I miss.
But when In the park or the street,
all elate
A baby | see. in his carriage of state,
As proud as a king, in his little go
| feel all the m~other-loye stir in my
heart,
And ! seem to be back in that long
vanished May;
And the baby who came but to hurry
away
In the little white hearse is not dead,
but alive,
And out in his little go-cart for a
drive
! whisper a prayer as he rides down
the street,
And my thoughts follow after him,
tender and sweet;
For ! know. by a law that Is vast
and divine,
Though I know not his name that
the baby is mine!
Ella Wheeler Wilcox.
White Pine news weekly mining review. [volume] (East Ely, Nev.) 1910-1920, 1914-11-08

A hungry customer seated himself
at a table in a quick-lunch restau-
rant and ordered a chicken pie.
When 1t arrived he raised the lid and
sat gazing at the contents intently
for a while. Finally he called the
waiter.
Look here. SAM" he said, what
did | order?"
Chicken pie. sah."
And what have you brought
mel"
Chicken pie, sah.'
Chicken pie, you black rascal"
the customer replied. Chicken pie
Why, there's not a piece of chicken
in 1t. and meyer was.'
Oats right, boss-dey amt no
chicken in It,"
Then why do you call 1t chicken
pie? l never heard of such a thing"
Oats all right. boss. Dey don't
have TO be no chicken in a chicken
pie. Dey amt no dog in dog bis
Cit, is dey?'
White Pine news weekly mining review. [volume] (East Ely, Nev.) 1910-1920, 1914-11-08

One morning Rosie's teacher no.
ticed her hanging around the desk
with rather a wistful expression.
well, Rosie, what is it," she
finally asked. drawing the child to
her.
please, teacher, we've got a new
baby L our house."
"Oh, have you, Rosie? Isn't that
fine? What's the baby's name
Ike"
Several days later the teacher re-
membered to inquire about the new
arrival.
"Oh. Rose. how is Ike today?"
The child looked b~ewildered. 'Oh
teacher, we amt got no Ike"
Yes. You told me you had a
baby
A CLEAN of intelligence appeared
on Rosie's face. No, teacher, his
names Nose; his name amt Ike.
We found we already got one Ikie.'
Eperybody's Magazine.
White Pine news weekly mining review. [volume] (East Ely, Nev.) 1910-1920, 1914-11-08
LEGAL NOTICES
APPLICATION NO. 1922.
Notice Of Application for Permission
TO Appropriate the Public Waters
of the State Of Nevada.

Notice is hereby given that on the
1st day of October. 1914, in accord
ance with Section SO, Chapter 40
of the Statutes of 1918, one Kate
Maddalena. of Cherry Creek, County
of White Pine, and State of Nevada
made application to the State En-
gineer of Nevada for permission TO
appropriate the public waters of the
State of Nevada. Such appropria-
ton is to be made from Eleven
springs (Maddalena Springs) on
VIZ of SEA Sec. 33, T. 26 N. r.
81 E., NJ. d. NJ, at points along and
near the west line of SWA of SEH,
and NWA of sen Sec. 33, T. 26 N.
r. 90 E., NJ. ID. B. & NJ, by lean OF
bitches and Y tbs of one cubic foot
per second is TO be conveyed to the
NJ OF SWA. Sec. 33 T. 26 N. r.
50 E., NJ. d. B. & NJ, by means of
bitches and there used for irrigation
and domestic purposes. Water not
to be returned to stream.
Date of first publication Oct. Is, 1914
Date of last publication Nov. s, 1914
w. NJ. KEARNEY.
State Engineer.
White Pine news weekly mining review. [volume] (East Ely, Nev.) 1910-1920, 1914-11-08
Plenty of Nerve

The Paris Liberte has discovered
the most "nervy" of tourists. This
man entered a w~ell-known restau-
rant. accompanied by two little girls,
ordered a bottle Of mineral water and
three plates. and began to eat sand
wiehes. which he had brought with
him in his pockets.
The manager overcome by this out
rage. approached him and said, Il
should like to inform you that this
is not a"
who are your" interrupted the
Englishman.
Il am the manager was the re-
ply.
oh. you are the manager, are
you? That Is good. | was just GO
ing TO send for You. Why isn't the
band p%laying?" Youths Compan-
ion.
White Pine news weekly mining review. [volume] (East Ely, Nev.) 1910-1920, 1914-11-08
SUMMONS

In the Ninth Judicial District Court
of the State of Nevada.
Lenna ]. Hatch, plaintiff, vs.. Ernest
s. Hatch, defendant.
The state of Nevada sends greeting
to said defendant:
You are hereby summoned to appear
within ten days after the service upon
you of this summons II served In
White Pine county or within forty
days II served elsewhere. exclusive Of
the day of service. and defend the
above-entitled action.
This action is brought to recove
a judgment dissolving the bonds Of
matrimony existing between you and
the plaintiff. 80
Dated July II, A. D. 1914. ]
(SEAL) Clerk of said Court. !
VIM. Mcknight, Attorney for Plaintiff
White Pine news weekly mining review. [volume] (East Ely, Nev.) 1910-1920, 1914-11-08
SUMMONS.

In the Ninth Judicial District Court
of the State of Nevada.
Laura Eta Waller, plaintiff,
vs..
Snowden A. Waller. defendant.
The State of Nevada sends greet
ing to said defendant:
You are hereby summoned to APP
pear within ten days after the SER
vice upon you Of this summons II
served in White Pine County or with
in forty days IL served elsewhere.
exclusive of the day of service, and
defend the above entitled action.
This action is brought to recover
a Judgment dissolving the bonds Of
matrimony existing between you and
the plaintiff.
Dated Sept. 10th A. d. 1914.
(sEAL) F. d. OLDFIELD,
Clerk of said Court.
Wm. Mcknight. Atty for plaintiff.
First published Sept. I'D
Last Publication Nov. 81
White Pine news weekly mining review. [volume] (East Ely, Nev.) 1910-1920, 1914-11-08

At a society dinner in Washington
Mrs. S--was placed next to an
attache of a South American lega-
tion. She had great difficulty in
talking to him, for he understood
very little English. Much to her de-
light, however, the conversation be-
came general.
Mrs. b. she heard one say,
"looks SO much better in her morn
ing suits that she does in evening
dress"
What was her surprise when the
attache turned to her and said:
II like her better in her night
Dress"
She could not then and there ex-
plain the p~eculiarities of the English
language.
White Pine news weekly mining review. [volume] (East Ely, Nev.) 1910-1920, 1914-11-08
APPLICATION $3.50
Notice of Application for Permission
TO Appropriate the Public Waters !.
of the State Of Nevada ~

Notice is hereby given that on the
Sth day of July. 1914. in accordance
with Section SO, Chapter 40, of the
Statutes of 1918. one o. o. Tognini,
of Hobson, county of White Pine,
and state of Nevada, made applica-
ton to the State Engineer OF
Nevada for permission to appro-
pirate such waters of the
State of Nevada. Such appro-
priation is to be made from Willow
Spring. at a point in the NEA of NE
u of Sec 80. T24NR So e, M D B
M, by means of a pipe line and one
cubic feet per second is to be con-
veyed to two troughs situated about
ten feet from said spring. by means
of pipes and there used for stock
watering purposes. Water not to be
returned to stream.
w. NJ. KEARNEY,
State Engineer.
First publication July 26, 1919
tLast publication Aug. 23, 1914
White Pine news weekly mining review. [volume] (East Ely, Nev.) 1910-1920, 1914-11-08
SUMMONS

In the Ninth Judicial District
Court of the State of Nevada.
Marietta Epling. plaintiff VS. Thorn
as r. Epling. defendent.
The state of Nevada sends greet
ing to said defendant:
You are hereby summoned to ap-
pear within ten days after the service
upon you of this summons II served
In White Pine County or within forty
days II served elsewhere, exclusive of
the day Of service, and defend the
above entitled action.
Tis action Is brought to ecove q
judgment dissoIving the bonds Of
matrimony existing between you and
the plaintiff.
Dated July 90. A. d. 1914.
F. d. OLDFELD,
(SEAL) Clerk Of said Court.
Wm. Mcknight, Atty. for Plaintiff.
White Pine news weekly mining review. [volume] (East Ely, Nev.) 1910-1920, 1914-11-08
SUMMONS.

In the Ninth Judicial District
Court of the State of Nevada.
Ruth j. Fees, Plaintiff, VS.. Henry
s.. Fees, Defendant.
The State of Nevada sends greet
ing to said defendant:
You are hereby summoned to ap-
pear within ten days after the SER
vice upon you of this summons II
served in White Pine County or with
in forty days IL served elsewhere, ex-
elusive of the day of service, and de-
fend the above entitled action.
This action is brought to recover G
judgment dissolving the bonds OF
White Pine news weekly mining review. [volume] (East Ely, Nev.) 1910-1920, 1914-11-08
The New Way

She latter she had seen his physi-
clans certificate)-And will you al
ways be my genetie and eugenic
mate, sweet ehromosome?
He tdaringly)-Yes, my darling
little selection.
She-Then you may take me as
your cooperative worker in the pro-
cess of evolution.
And putting on their rubber gloves
they went out hand in hand in search
of a disinfected minister. -Pennsyl-
vania Punch Bowl.
White Pine news weekly mining review. [volume] (East Ely, Nev.) 1910-1920, 1914-11-08
knowing Why.

The sweet young thing was being
tive Works.
What is that thing?" she asked,
pointing with her dainty parasol.
That" answered the guide, is
an engine boiler"
She was an up-to date young lady
and at once became interested. And
why do they boil engines?" she n
ouired again.
ITO make the engine tender po-
litely replied the resourceful guide.
Pennsylvania Punchbowl.
White Pine news weekly mining review. [volume] (East Ely, Nev.) 1910-1920, 1914-11-08
APPLICATION NO. 3f1s
Notice of Application for Permission
to Appropriate the Public Waters
of the State of Nevada

Notice is hereby given that on the
22nd day of September, 1914, in ac-
eordance with Section SO. Chapter
40. of the Statutes of 1918, one
Michael c. Klosky. of Cherry Greek.
County of White Pine, and State of
Nevada, made application to the
State Engineer of Nevada for per-
mission to appropriate the public
waters of the State of Nevada. Such
appropriation is TO be made from
Telegraph Creek, at a point in the
SEA of NEH of Sec. %, T % Mr.
50 E., NJ. d. B. & NJ, by means of
a dam and one and 60-100 cubic feet
per second is to be conveyed to the
Ell of SEH, Sec. Is, NEA of NEA
Sec. 22 and NWA of SWA of Sec.
IA, T. % Mr. 81 E., NJ. ID. B & NJ,
by means of bitches and laterals, and
there used for irrigation and domes-
tic purposes. Water not to be re-
turned to stream.
w. NJ. KEARNEY,
State Engineer.
Date OF first publication Oct. 1914
Date of last publication Nov. l, 1914
White Pine news weekly mining review. [volume] (East Ely, Nev.) 1910-1920, 1914-11-08
1t Worried Her.

Fred, do you remember where
Won were i'm 1902 asked the bride
of a few months.
why, no dear; | don't remember
exactly" replied the young husband
Why do you ask"
why | was reading today In the
paper that Ii is said that In 1910
one person In every 500 in the Unit
ed States was in prison. New YORK
American.
White Pine news weekly mining review. [volume] (East Ely, Nev.) 1910-1920, 1914-11-08
Golden Dream Inn.

AMhs
Here's to the inn of the Golden
Dream,
Far out on life's highway,
Here's to the peace that reigns SUI
preme
Through all its idle day.
With d shady. vine twined portico,
Alluring from the heat,
A place where vagrant breezes blow
Through h~oneysuckle sweet.
There's ever a dreamy atmosphere.
Free from carkling care,
And ever a boon companion near
The Joy and cheer to share.
There's talk that touches deep the
heart,
There's silence saying more;
There's wine and song, and e'er we
There's a toasting Ger and Ger.
Oh, it's easy to halt where a brim-
ming drink,
Awaits your fancy's call;
So tune your sou to the silvery
clink
OF the Ice in the glasses tall.
Forget the world and its toiling
scheme,
Let worries fade away;
Here's to the inn of the Golden
Dream,
Far out on life's highway.
-Lue F.. Vernon.
White Pine news weekly mining review. [volume] (East Ely, Nev.) 1910-1920, 1914-11-08


Answers from papers submitted by
pupils in a recen New York Re-
gents examination In elementary
United States history.
He invented: wireless telegraphy,
carriages. reaper, sleeping ar, steam
laundry. Atlantic cable. bicycle, medi-
cine, railroad. wagons. typewriter.
printing press. screwdriver. steam
propeller, electric light. threshing
machine, wheel-rake. harrow. airship,
electric car. levees along Mississippi
river.
He was: a general in the Spanish
American war.a British spy secretary
of war. governor. an orator, president
of the Northern Pacific railroad, first
man to sail TO China with ship and
crew.
He found that steam had power.
discovered an anesthetic. started for
Europe to get help for the south, be-
came wealthy by manufacturing
glue. urged congress to annex Ha-
wall. and wrote a book.
He Is: the best after-dinner speak
er in America. a plylonsiphith. a
phynopsis, a th%anatopsis. the head of
the weather bureau. an auto speeder.
a steel magnet. the head of the steel
trust, and trains wild animals.-The
History Teachers Magazine.
White Pine news weekly mining review. [volume] (East Ely, Nev.) 1910-1920, 1914-11-08
Willie In Paris.

All dressed up and no place to go,
Colt in Himmel, but Paris is slow.
The opera house all dark and glim.
The Follie Bergiere shut tight as
a drum;
The Cafe Maxim a place to shun,
Deadlier far than a Maxim gun;
The Moulin Rouge a cave of gloom.
The only thing open, Napoleon's
tomb;
And me dressed up like a ManniKin.
And no place to go but back to
Berlin.
Donnerwetter! but Paris is slow,
All dressed up and no place to go.
-Harper's Weekly.
White Pine news weekly mining review. [volume] (East Ely, Nev.) 1910-1920, 1914-11-08
The Youth That Dies.

The Youth That Dies.
In years to come upon the warning
land
Perhaps some plague shall lay its
awful hand,
A scourge mysterious that fills the
grave,
And she shall call for scientists to
Then fate shall answer to her crJ
forlorn:
Behold. the genius whom you crave
was born,
But you shall seek for him in vain.
He died,
A drummer boy, at Marne's red bat
tie tide"
Nay, even now the state makes
tai cry
For mighty minds to a her lest
she die.
For great hearts, tender. patient,
strong and clean,
For wisdom such as earth has seldom
seen.
And If, despite the courage of her
sons,
Her glory passes in the breath of
guns.
May fate not answer 10, the need
ed mar
Died long ago, a stripping at Sedan.
New York Sun.
White Pine news weekly mining review. [volume] (East Ely, Nev.) 1910-1920, 1914-11-08
Treatment Helped Some

Let me kiss those tears away"
he begged tenderly.
She fell into his arms and he was
busy for the next few minutes. And
yet the tears flowed on.
"Can nothing stop them" he ask
ed breathlessly.
NO" she murmured. 1T is hay
fever. you know. But go on with
the Observation-Disclosures Home Jour
nal.
White Pine news weekly mining review. [volume] (East Ely, Nev.) 1910-1920, 1914-11-08
Cautious Hiram.

Two farmers met in a certain
town a day or two after a cyclone
had visited that particular neigh
borhood.
She shook things up pretty bad
out at my place. said one, stroking
his whiskers m~edltatively.
by the way. Ill.," he added, that
new barn o. yourn get hurt any.
WAL" drawled the other, 4
dunno. | haven't found 1t yet. -
Youths Companion.
White Pine news weekly mining review. [volume] (East Ely, Nev.) 1910-1920, 1914-11-08
Cause for Joy

Grace lage six)-Mamma, could a
little girl as little as me be arrested
for playing suffraget and breaking
a window
Her mother - No dear; certainly
not, Why do you ask?
Grace trelieved and gleeful)-Oh,
| should worry,-CorneTl Widow.
White Pine news weekly mining review. [volume] (East Ely, Nev.) 1910-1920, 1914-11-08
How Ii Felt.


An Irish maid in the service of a
Washington family recently sought
permission of her mistress to take
an afternoon off for the purpose of
consulting a dentist. Upon her re-
turn the mistress said:
well, Rosalie. did you have the
tooth filled?"
II did. num-"
And what did the dentist fill it
with-gold or amalgam?"
Il don't know just what it was,
mum; but from the way it felt |
should think 1t was thunder and
LIGHTNING, mum. New York AM
erican.
White Pine news weekly mining review. [volume] (East Ely, Nev.) 1910-1920, 1914-11-08

Pat had gone back home to Ire
land and was telling about New
York.
Have they such tall buildings in
America as they say, Pat?" asked
the parish priest.
Tall buildings We ask, SURF" re-
piled Pat.
Faith. sur, the last one ! worked
on we had L., lay ON our stomachs
TO let the moon pass"
White Pine news weekly mining review. [volume] (East Ely, Nev.) 1910-1920, 1914-11-08

This towel is disgraceful," de-
clared the drummer at the mining
camp hotel. Boss" said the color
ed porter. "seventy-five men done
wiped dey hands on dat towel dis
mawnin'. an you is de first to com
plain. Denver News.
White Pine news weekly mining review. [volume] (East Ely, Nev.) 1910-1920, 1914-11-08

Small girl. why doesn't baby
talk, father?'
Father. HE can't talk yet dear.
Young babies eve do"
Small girl. "Oh, yes. they DO.
Job did. Nurse read to me out OF
the Bible how Job cursed the day
he was born!
White Pine news weekly mining review. [volume] (East Ely, Nev.) 1910-1920, 1914-11-08

Miss Ethel" he began. -or Ethel.
l mean-1've known you long enough
to drop the Miss haven't II"
She fixed her lovely eyes upon him
with a meaning gaze.
Yes, ] think you have" she said
What prefix do you wish me to
substitute ?"-Catholic Citizen.
White Pine news weekly mining review. [volume] (East Ely, Nev.) 1910-1920, 1914-11-08

Two more men hunted a gas leak
with a match the other day.
People for miles around heard
them find 1t.
White Pine news weekly mining review. [volume] (East Ely, Nev.) 1910-1920, 1914-11-08

An eighteen-year-old New Jersey
boy got a gold medal for going to
school twelve years without once be-
ing absent or tardy.
What allied the boy?
White Pine news weekly mining review. [volume] (East Ely, Nev.) 1910-1920, 1914-11-08

Joe-What is the easiest way to
drive a nail without smashing my
fingers?
Josephine = Hold the hammer in
both hands.-Ohio Sun Dial.
White Pine news weekly mining review. [volume] (East Ely, Nev.) 1910-1920, 1914-11-08

The undertaken bides his time,
see him strolling past,
He wanders round unnoticed now,
But, he'll nail us all at last.
Cornell Widow.