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The Green Forest tribune., 1914-04-03
Good BO1VeLS Are
 An Aid tO GrOWf'
GroWing Children Need q Mild LdaGtiOe TO FOSfer Regular
 BOVeL Movement.

As child grows older it requires more and more personal attention from the mother, and as the func- tions of the bowels are of the utmost importance to health, great attention should be paid to them.
 Diet is of great importance, and the mother should watch the effect of cer- tain foods. A food will constipate one and not another, and so we have a healthy food like eggs causing bilious ness to thousands, and a wholesome fruit like bananas constipating many It is also to be considered that the child is growing, and great changes are taking place in the young man or young woman. The system has not yet settled itself to it's later routine.
 A very valuable remedy at this stage, and one which every growing boy and girl should be given often or occasionally, according to the individ- ual circumstances, is Dr. CaldwelTs Syrup Pepsin. This is a laxative and tonic combined, so mild that it is given to little babies, and yet equally effective in the most robust constitu- ton. At the first sign of a tendency to constipation give 8 small dose of Syrup Pepsin at night on retiring, and prompt action will follow in the morn ing. It not only acts on the stomach and bowels but it's tonic properties build up and strengthen the system generally, which is an opinion shared by MT. John Dey of Bloomfield, N. ]. He has large family and at ages where the growth and development
The Green Forest tribune., 1914-04-03
Shanghai and Salt Fish.

The city of Shanghai imported last year about 500,00 yen worth of salt fish. The import of salt fish dates three years back, and began with the introduction of salt salmon from Primorskaya (Russian littoral prov ince), salt cod from Kwangtung leased territory, and salt sardines from Naga- saki, says the Manchurian Daily News. In addition to salt cod, the leased territory exported 5000 yen worth of swordfish last year. This fish, which owes it's name to it's likeness to a sword in shape as well as in it's glis- tening, scaleless body, is found in great abundance in these coast wa ters. The local quality is better suited to the Chinese palate than imports from Ningpo and ports on the North China coasts, and has promising flu ture on the Shanghai market. In fact, the Chinese are heavy consumers of this fish, the total annual import to Shanghai reaching 100000 piculs.
The Green Forest tribune., 1914-04-03
MOTHER! LOOK AT
 CH|LD'S TONGUE
If cross, feverish, constipated, give California Syrup
 of FiqS"

A laxative today saves sick child tomorrow. Children simply will not take the time from play to empty their bowels, which become clogged up with waste, liver gets sluggish; stomach sour
 Look at the tongue, mother! If coat ed, or your child is listless, cross, fev- erish, breath bad, restless, doesn't eat heartily, full of cold or has sore throat or any other childrens ailment, give a teaspoonful of California Syrup of Figs" then don't worry, because it is perfectly harmless, and in few hours all this constipation poison, sour bile and fermenting waste will gently move out of the bowels, and you have well, playful child again. A thor ough inside cleansing" is oftimes all that is necessary. It should be the first treatment given in any sickness
 Beware of counterfeit fig syrups Ask at the store for 50-cent bottle of California Syrup of Figs" which has full directions for babies, children of all ages and for grown-ups plainly printed on the bottle. Adv.
The Green Forest tribune., 1914-04-03
His Life-Storv.


 Excuse me, sir" said the seedy one in the hotel lobby, but though a stranger to me your face seems famil- far. Have you any relatives in Allan ta?"
 Not one" was the reply. Years ago I foated down the Chattahoochee river on a raft, leaving all my relatives behind. The raft was wrecked in a storm and had to swim ashore, with a 40-pound catfish in tow. l traded the fish for weeks board, put an 'ad' in the Lost column, recovered my wrecked raft and started lumber yard. You can get doubleheader of near-beer at the bar on the left; here's the price. Atlanta Constitution.
The Green Forest tribune., 1914-04-03

must be watched Little Marie has thriyed especially well on Dr. Cald- wells Syrup Pepstn. MT. Dey consid- CTS it the right laxative for young and old and has found, none better for young children
 The use of Dr. CaldWeIfs Syrup Pep sin will teach you to avoid % a+i- salts and pills, as they for the majority and ths only temporary. Syrup Pc permanent results, and it Ca veniently obtained of any near1 gist at fifty cents and one dollar tie. Results are always guaranteed money will be refunded.
 Families wishing to try a free sam pie bottle can obtain it postpaid by ad- dressing Dr. w. B. Caldwell, 203 Wash ington St, Monticello, III. A postal card with your name and address on it will do.
The Green Forest tribune., 1914-04-03
NOT MUCH OF A PROBLEM
Observing Boy Had Sure Way of De- termining the Breed of Chicken
 Served for Dinner.

At a recent dinner in a suburban district, where all the guests were amateur chicken raisers, after a dis cussion of the egg problem the conver- sation turned to the best breed of hens. After the good points of Orp- ingtons, Minorcas, Leghorns and oth. CTS had all been brought forth the host said:
 Well, the ultimate end of every chicken is the pot, and you cant tell the difference when it is on the table Let's see how many can tell what kind of hen we have just eaten.
 All agreed it was a very good kind, but there were many guesses as to the breed. The only child at the table, a twelve-year-old boy, was the one who guessed correctly.
 The host beamed on him and said Jimmie, how did you know it was a Plymouth Rock?"
 "Oh, that was easy,' he replied. q found feather in the gravy"
The Green Forest tribune., 1914-04-03
Calumet the Secret of Economy

The high cost of living nowadays, and the way prices are steadily climbing sky wards, is making economy in the kitchen even more important than it was in the good old days of our thrifty ancestors. But how to achieve economy? There's the rub
 In many lines, it depends almost en- tirely on the housewife's Knowledge of foods and on her watchfulness-bu for tunately. in one line, baking. economy can be made almost automatic by the use of the famous Calumet Baking Powder.
 Economy in baking, as every good cook knows. depends not so much on economy in buying the materials as on the success of her bakings. Failures mean waste bigger losses by far than the savings she makes in buying. And the fact that Calu- met absolutely prevents failures and makes every baking successful has made it the favorte of every cook that seeks to be economical. In other words, Calu- met is the secret of economy in baking
 It is the purest, too-attested by hun dreds of leading physicians-and as for its general quality, it is enough to say that Calumet has received the highest awards at two Worlds Pure Food Exposi- tons-one in Chicago, H., and the other in Paris. France. in March. 1912. Adv.
The Green Forest tribune., 1914-04-03
Vastly Benefited,

On final examination paper in English and elocution for students in the first term of the high school course, one of the questions was: State how you were benefited by the work of the term in English and elo- eution." Two of the students, accord ing to their own testimony, were bene- fited as follows:
 T used to say Eyetalian and leave out my corners, but now 1 am cured by my English coarse"
 T used to say quit your kiddin, but now I say quit your kidding. New York Evening Post.
The Green Forest tribune., 1914-04-03
SIMPLY REASON IT our
General Manager Could Form Only One Conclusion From Appearance
 of the Applicant.

Poor grill" said the general man. ager, as the young woman who had just applied for a position as stenogra- pher walked out of his office.
 Whats her trouble?" asked the secretary.
 Its too bad that girl who is so pretty-one who might be living in luxury-is compelled to get out look ing for work because she refused to listen to her parents. You heard her say she was married, didn't you?"
 Yes but l didn't hear her mention her parents"
 Evidently you have not developed much ability in the way of making de auctions. Why would girl with such eyes, such hair, such a complexion, such teeth, such beautiful face and such a figure as her have to go out looking for work if she hadn't married against her parents wishes?"
The Green Forest tribune., 1914-04-03
"FekVouarv.v

She dresses in the night of style,
 She looks on fIimps with proud deri-
 sion
 Whenever she is uIo ,'ed to smile
 She does so with most grave precision; She dances with delightful snill
 Floats even as airy fairy; She likes to speak of culture-still She always calls 1t "Febyouary." She cannot cook, she cannot sew, Therefore she is aristocratic; An, she can make a rarebit though, Ger which you would become ecstatic: She has a proud patrcian strut,
 And high-born airs that never vary; She scorns the low and vuIgar-but She always calls it February"
The Green Forest tribune., 1914-04-03
JOHN JUST COULDN'T MARRY
Had a Peculiar Reason, But After Ali It Is Always Good Thing to
 Look Ahead.

Goyernor-elect Stuart of Virginia, who was at the Raleigh, has travelled in every nook and corner of the Old Dominion, and he knows thousands of voters well enough to call them by their first names, says the Washing ton Post. The governor was down in i, one of the southern counties not long ago. He has a lot of friends in that Ntion, and one of his particular hob is the promotion of the social well If the negroes A prosperous bdarkey ventured to shake fh the governor-elect, where Nrnor Stuart remarked:
 iope you are we'll and that of your family are all well" returned the b hasn't got no fam YOU married?" in Act Stuart.
 married" replied
 0 get married, ,"
 Every man
 It is best for
 l welfare and 
 John. And
 arried, but
 git di
 piggers
 '9it un-
 4lwyers
 ldivorces
The Green Forest tribune., 1914-04-03
GRANDMA USED SAGE TEA
 TO DARKEN HER GRAY HAIR
She Made Up 8 Mixture of Sage Tea and Sulphur to Bring Back Color,
 Gloss, Thickness.

Almost everyone knows that Sage Tea and Sulphur, properly compound ed, brings hac. the natural color and lustre to the hair when faded, streakeG or gray; also ends dandruff, itc ling ena1r or7 rtone. foI1ino hair Years
 -.-.- 'ssofS T /--.-7 --,--.' Wy ago the only way 70 get this mixeuGe was to make it at home, which is mussy and troublesome Nowadays, by asking at any store for 'Wyeth's Sage and Sulphur Hair Remedy you will get large bottle of this famous old recipe for about 50 cents.
 Don't stay gray! Try it! No one can possibly tell that you darkened your hair, as it does it so naturally and evenly. You dampen a sponge or soft brush with it and draw this through your hair taking one small strand at time; by morning the gray hair disappears, and after another ap plication or two, your hair becomes beautifully dark, thick and glossy. Adv
The Green Forest tribune., 1914-04-03
Up-to-pate Claquer.

The theatrical claquer has ever been ar institution in France, especially Paris, where a chef de claque" en- joys a recognized status and receives a comfortable income. It is mistake to suppose that the only duty of claquers is to applaud A well-organ- ized claque includes the art of infec- tious laughter These, called "chatouil- leurs, attend the lighter forms of drama and laugh so heartily and naturally that their neighbors join in, and leave the house convinced that the play must be most amusing one. Then, too, there are the "pleureuses, ,' who are paid to shake with sobs at the right moment during melodrama
The Green Forest tribune., 1914-04-03
Subway Elocution School.

On the New York subway is a school car in which all new employees take lessons in car coupling, door clos ing and opening, signaling, the opera tion of motor and brake mechanism, car lighting and heating and what to do in emergencies. Among the sub jects taught is elocution. Each raw recruit has to learn how to shout loudly and clearly "Please watch your step" and call out the names of sta tions distinctly.
The Green Forest tribune., 1914-04-03

Mgnealn n to tell me that you
 Rwho don't drink whisky
 W That twould mean that all u h and tchildren must have been s.~ cted to the habit, along with the men,
 "Oh, no, I dont want to try to set up no argument of that kind. You see 1t sort of worked both ways. The men shortened their lives by drinkin' whis- ky and the wo1hen done the same thing for theirselWes and the children by takin' drugs and dosin' the young ones. So when tae druggist was druv put of town l was the one that had to suffer. It beats all the way some folks keep forever interferin' with other 1 foople's business
The Green Forest tribune., 1914-04-03
"Mother."

Answers to the question, What is Mother?" given by supposedly feeble minded school children of New York; She's what you chop wood for. She's what feeds you. you.
 She keeps care of you
 She's who's good to you.
 She's your creator.
 Shes what's dead on to me.
 Best composite portrait of a mother ever painted-New York American.
The Green Forest tribune., 1914-04-03
Her HeIp

Hilton says he is willing to give his wife credit for having been great help to him in business"
 T understand she was his stenog- rapher for several years"
 Yes. He insists that he has never had anyone in the office who could equal her in the delicate business of persuading creditors to be patient"
The Green Forest tribune., 1914-04-03
The Wratch.

Now that our wedding day is draw ing near" she said, nestling little more closely in his arms, T am begin ming to be awfully frightened. Some times I almost feel tempted to run away and never come back"
 T didn't intend to tell you about ,'' he replied, but I frequently feel that way myself"
 Why, Fred! don't believe you real ly love me. You-you heartless wretch! I shall never speak to you again"
The Green Forest tribune., 1914-04-03
Lvina at the Door.

"Ethel, you should encourage the things which lie at your door," said the mother
 q suppose so, mother, but that doesn't mean that you should en- courage Katie to say to your friends that you are out when you are in.'
The Green Forest tribune., 1914-04-03

liIeISOlJ.
 k Il. "Go and do thou likewse" w. 3Cl37. That this story is lot alone a parable but a literal expfience is pretty generally believed The way of the transgressor" is a Jeri:ho road, and the traveller therein is bound to be stripped" if not always of his prosperity, then of his character, and will ultimately find himself half dead" If left to himself he will sure ly die, Rom 5:6; 6:23. Je,icboI means curse" Who then is the nain I can neighbor? Any wretch that IS pass ing along the Jerico road Remem- Der that Jesus is dealing with the sec ond half of the summary of the law Three classes of men passed this man; CD The Priest, of all men the most likely to help that fallen one, created in the image of God in whose worship he led It is easy to find an excuse for this exhibition of heart lessness. The danger of robbers; of being suspected of complicity in the crime; the duties of his important of flee; the danger of contamination; a work not suited to his position in life. Let us beware of too hastily judging the priest until we examine ourselves. CD The Levite. Perhaps he had seen his superior in the temple wor- ship; he drew nearer than the priest, perhaps for the purpose of investiga- tion, but offers no remedy. (9) The Samaritan This ostracized man would have been snubbed and cursed by the wounded man under any other circumstances. He therefore could certainly have been excused had he followed the example of Priest and Levite. He is type of Christ dealing in grace with one who had no claim upon him. Note the steps: (a) He journeyed," are we to be found visit ing the places of great need? (b) He came where he was" evidently not from idle curiosity. but to meet a case of need. Co He saw him" " Too often our eyes are blind to the misery about us. (d) "He was moved with compassion' The compassion of Jesus was an active principle. Does misery move us to action? Does it send us to cases of need, or do we wait for them to knock at our door Gel He bound up his wounds" Not acting by proxy; not sending him to a public institution. Real charity is accompanied by warm, sympathetic, Christ-like,- human hearts in action. f) Brought him to an inn and took care of him." He walked that this man might ride He finished the job, not leaving 1t half done. We, too, must help men clear through, temporarily or spiritually, and not, having helped them once, leave them to shift for themselves. This i~ a true picture of Gods redeeming grace. Grace comes where the sinner is; it serves him !,
 he is; it heals him and delivers him to place of perfect safety. Like this Samaritan, our King of Grace has promised to come again See John 10:2S, 29; Phil. It and John 14:3.
The Green Forest tribune., 1914-04-03
improving With Age.

"This lamb is getting pretty bad" said the new clerk. What shall I do with it?"
 i"Does it smell rank?" inquired the market man
 "Yes Shall throw it away?"
 No. Label it venison and mark up the price to 60 cents pound.
The Green Forest tribune., 1914-04-03
In Chicago.

Mrs. Wabash see eggs laid by a New Zealand lizard require IA months to hatch.
 Mrs. Dearborn-The idea! We ought to boycott those eggs, too!
The Green Forest tribune., 1914-04-03
RllR-MY-TSM

Win cure your Rheumatism and all kinds of aches and pains-Neuralgia Cramps, Collie, Sprains, Bruises, Cuts, Old Sores, Burns, etc. Antseptic Anodyne. Price 25c.-Adv.
The Green Forest tribune., 1914-04-03
Certainly Frightened.

Footelighte-Awful case of stage fright at the theater, last night.
 Miss Sue Brette-Did you have it? "No it was the author of the play whom they dared to come before the curtain"
The Green Forest tribune., 1914-04-03
In the Hospital,

What is th9 matter with this pro. hibition patient, doctor?"
 What might be expected. Water on the brain"
The Green Forest tribune., 1914-04-03
The Cheek of Him.

Mrs. Exe-'I never got a real good bargain in shoes but once in my life"
 Exe-"I know That was when you got me. ."-Boston Evening Transcript.
The Green Forest tribune., 1914-04-03

Use Roman Eye Balsam for scaldinR 7 sation in eyes and inflammation of e eyelids Adv
The Green Forest tribune., 1914-04-03
Their Help.

The people who by trying to reach too far stumble over on the other side are the ones who leave most of the room at the top.
The Green Forest tribune., 1914-04-03

Water in bluing is adulteration. water makes liquid blue costly. Cross Ball Blue, makes clothes whit snow. Adv.
The Green Forest tribune., 1914-04-03
1b& &n4.aa.

Severe Moralist-N. ~ man, do you bet on the
 Experienced Jockey-N on the bets.
The Green Forest tribune., 1914-04-03
His Experience.

That milkman ought to be able tc coach his lawyer in his suit. "In what way?"
 Tn how to pump his witnesses"
The Green Forest tribune., 1914-04-03
Why Complain.

Do not frown because you're down And have no eating place; Be thankful that your nose is on
 The middle of your face
The Green Forest tribune., 1914-04-03
Likely.

The man who sells "hair restorer'' is likely to be of the opinion that there b nr fro, like a. bald fool.
The Green Forest tribune., 1914-04-03
Modern Form.

Doctor-Do you take any form of active exercise? Patient-Oh, yes, doctor. I dodge automobiles all the way downtown.
The Green Forest tribune., 1914-04-03
A WISE MAN.

Well, I've just escaped a lot of serious trouble. !"
 T congratulate you. How did you do it?"
 By tearing up a letter I had no business writing" "
The Green Forest tribune., 1914-04-03

A farmers union is in process of formation in the west of Scotland.
The Green Forest tribune., 1914-04-03
Impo ssible.

My friend, be open with your wife, , How can I be when she is always shutting me up?"
The Green Forest tribune., 1914-04-03

It takes a pessimist to worry over a job lot of possibilities that never develop.
The Green Forest tribune., 1914-04-03

Our idea of an earthly angel is satisfactory wife.
The Green Forest tribune., 1914-04-03
It's Result.

How did Maide's experiment in apartment life sacceed?"
 Not at all It was a flat failure"
The Green Forest tribune., 1914-04-03

Coughs and Colds cannot hold out aga Deans Mentholated Cough Drops A si. dose gives relief-5c at all Druggists.
The Green Forest tribune., 1914-04-03

When a young man calls on girl and she tells him that she expects to die an old maid, 1t is equivalent to a proposal
The Green Forest tribune., 1914-04-03
ARE YOU coNsTIPATED?

Wright's Indian Vegetable Pills have proved their worth for 75 years. Test then yourself now Send for sample to 372 Pear St., New York. Alv.
The Green Forest tribune., 1914-04-03
Love Is Costly.

It cost the Samaritan much to act this way. Racial pride, aesthetie re pugnance, commercial obligations. perhaps family duties, to say nothing of the actual expenditures of time an9 money But love is costly thing Jesus himself fully portrays this pic. ture, John 3:16. The road was away from Gods city. Jerusalem.
The Green Forest tribune., 1914-04-03

Worms expelled promptly from the human system with Dr. Peery's Vermifuge "Dead Shotn Adv.
The Green Forest tribune., 1914-04-03

Any man who would stand well with the female of the species can give up his seat to her in a crowded car
The Green Forest tribune., 1914-04-03

Prince Edward Island has 93,72S in habitants and 47S,366 acres in field crops.
The Green Forest tribune., 1914-04-03

Egypt's public debt now amounts to $430,534, 4,014, almost entirely foreign held
The Green Forest tribune., 1914-04-03

The diameter of the moon is mated to be 2,162 miles.
The Green Forest tribune., 1914-04-03

A woman says things she doesn't mean; a man means things he doesn't say.
The Green Forest tribune., 1914-04-03

Portugal has total population of 5.423,132, of whom 3,3sS,7S2 are rural.
The Green Forest tribune., 1914-04-03

More than 12O,OOO,OOO people spe German.
The Green Forest tribune., 1914-04-03

Never pass up your friends in ort to gratify strangers.
The Green Forest tribune., 1914-04-03

It is better to be good for reyel only than to be bad for fun.
The Green Forest tribune., 1914-04-03
INTERNATIONAL SUNDzIYSC[I()OL
 LESSON

CBy E. o. SELLERS. Director of Evening Department. the Moody Bible Institute, Chicago)
The Green Forest tribune., 1914-04-03

John Quincy Adams was secretary of the Russian Legation at IA and minister to Holland at 27.
The Green Forest tribune., 1914-04-03
LESSON FOR JANUARY IS.
THE GOOD SAMARITAN.

LESSON TEXT--Iuke 10:25-37
 GOLDEN TEXT-'"Thou shalt love thy neighbor as myself Mark 12:31.
The Green Forest tribune., 1914-04-03
FACE FULL OF PlMPLES

for us nigaeis
The Green Forest tribune., 1914-04-03

LESSON IEAI--lsuke lO.25-3f.
 GOLDEN TEXT-'"Thou shalt love thy neighbor as myself. Mark 12:31.
 Probably no other parable given by Jesus except possibly the Prodigal Son, has made such a deep impress sion as this one. It has inspired al truistic service, promoted the idea of the brotherhood of man, and served to erystalize Christian thinking and service
 I. What shall I do?" w. 25-29. CD The first question: This lawyer in his test question implied that eter- nal life was dependent upon his works, we'll nigh universal Jewish idea. With a true teachers skill, Jesus drew from his own knowledge of the law an answer to his question, viz: that, on the ground of doing he must love the Father with an undi- vided heart; with all his soul, the seat of his emotions; with all his strength-energies; and with all his mind-his intellectual powers. The evidence of such love is that he must love his neighbor as himse' This is staggering program, and believe the lawyer asked his set question because he was dazed he, perhaps for the first time, comprehended this wonderfr mary of the law. Jesus, holds him inflexibly to h' of works. and replies:
 thou shalt live" Srn
 Paul, comprehendins
 possibility of such a
 rejoice in knowing o
 to the task, Rom. 8:
  lawyer on the same
 approached and dir
 query of verse 25.
The Green Forest tribune., 1914-04-03

'ed your brow,
 hope, Or fear fom care, ~, fair Adear.