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The Tacoma times. [volume] (Tacoma, Wash.) 1903-1949, 1914-09-12
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ON TOP OF !:
STAND PIPE

Assistant Chief Engineer Paul
Savidge of the city water DEPART
ment is planning to spend a
whole night, and maybe two
nights, perched on top of the big
] street standpipe. $50 feet in the
air.
Savidge was called upon by the
council today to tell why the city
is paying three watchmen SIS
month to stand guard at the
standpipe, and he declared that
he was planning a night session
on top of the huge pipe to watch
the flow of water and determine
how IL could be regulated.
The watehmen regulate the
water In the pipe. IL the water
went too high and spilled over,
IL would burst the spill pipe. as
IL is now built, and the water de-
partment is figuring on several
schemes to alleviate the danger.
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COMMERCIAL BINDERY a FIG
Phone Main AIT. Printers. Bfnders
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HERE'S A snap

Glenn's First addition for $500
cash or terms. See Wilbur at
Times office or phone Proctor 432.
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SOLICITORS WANTED



few men to solicf
call I103 Center st.
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BUSINESS CHANCES


lit. roomfng house, fine furniture,
rent SIS. Price only $500, on
terms. II is snap. Call 205
Bankers Trust Bldg.
BOOMING HOUSE, II ROOMS, e
ST. CLOSE IN; HSKPG. AND
SINGLE; GOOD INCOME. MAIN
776s.
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FOR SALE
At 3S12 Tacoma av., a genuine
California bungalow, all built i'm
features, bookcase. writing desk.
ironing board, buffet, linen clos
cts, etc. One of the best built bun
galOws In town; two blocks to Lin
coin high, one block to best car
service; lot 37.5x142. with alley;
$500 down with terms. or will take
clear lots as first pay.
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Owner will sell lots cheap,
West End, paved. Main 1907; noon
time only.
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A fine 7-roOm house on paved
street. There is nothing against
IL. Will exchange for a good room
ing house. Must be a good one. II
you want TO buy g hotel. a room
ing house, see rs.
BERTELSON a. co.
1806 u Pacfffc av
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RENT-HOUsEs

hENT-dOU SEES
$25-Fine S-room house, basement
furnace and garage; lots. SOS
No. ].
s2o-Fine s-r. house. furnace. No.
4th and NJ.
s16-6-r.. bath. No. 4th and l..
s16-7-r.. bath. No. 30th. Near car
line.
s7-5-r., Tacoma av. and 25th st.
s10-F'lat of Ar. East 26th and ID.
BERTELSON a co.
1306h Pacific sv.
FOR RENT-Very cheap, 2 5-room
houses, 1 modern, nice yard. APP
ply 1915 So. K.
FOR RENT-5-room modern bunga-
low, garage, at 2136 So. l.. Call
Madison $50.
s-RoOM house, s14, 212s Tac. av. !;
new calsomfne; good lights; gas
stove electric light; bath; large
pantry, closets and hall Main
AUTO DELIVERY co.
Anything delivered anywhere"
Night Service.
f4o Commerce. Main s4ea
The Tacoma times. [volume] (Tacoma, Wash.) 1903-1949, 1914-09-12

ALBANY, Sept I'm the
political battle for the toga
which United States Senator
Elihu Root will voluntarily dis
card at the end of his present
term, the republican party has
picked j. w. Wadsworth. known
as Sunny Jim" as it's candidate.
He is more experienced than his
boyish looking photograph indi-
Gates, has been speaker of the
assembly and once ran for lieu
tenant governor.
The Tacoma times. [volume] (Tacoma, Wash.) 1903-1949, 1914-09-12
sCAvENGERs

OLIVER HENRY. Tacoma Garbage
Co. Main sos. Contracts made
Tor cleaning yards. vaults and cess
pools. Garbage removed by month
AMERICAN CARRIAGE co. = RE
moving garbage and refuse OF an
Kinds. 21s Puy. av. NJ 742. Res 1888.
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EXCHANGE

TRADE for COW, ! gray horse.
sound and gentle, weight 1860.
A. Semple, 1 mile south Johnson's
Crossing.
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FURNISHED ROOMS

s>~S~~~~-~~~s~~S~>~~~~~~~>
STEAM heated rooms, transient, soc
and up. S30h Pacific av. 931 n
Commerce
MONTE CRISTO HOTEL-In heart
of city. Phone Main 2s22. 1t41
Commerce st.
PRINCE HOTEL Housekeeping
Groom suites. s2.50 per week
1116h So. G 1t.
DOWNTOWN housekeeping and
h. furnished. The Auburn, 740h
st. He1ens. Main 43s3.
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Wanted

Wv dHllGQ
ABOUT 40 to SO rooms to rent for
roomins house. We have the
n. Johns. 200 Nat Bank Tacoma
Bldg.
FOR SALE. ss5o-confectionery.
cigar, tobacco. lunch; transfer
corner; positively no terms. Good
paying stand. Add. La. Times.
WANTED-A good shoemaker wish
ing for a fine suburban location
can find same by addressing LII,
Times.
Topping, sos Bernice Bid.
ROOMING house. 80 rooms, owner
must go to hospital for quick sale
5000. Also 3, 10, IA, 20, "a. 40 rooms.
can suit you in price and location
Come in and talk 1t over.
FOR sALE-Restaurant. doing good
business, small rent. good lOca-
snap for $500 cash. Address KS,
BOARDING house for sale cheap.
by owner. AS So. e.
FOR rooming houses, hotels and
other business chances, call
40 California Bldg.
FOUND
--'----->--'->--->>---->>>>--
LI.EWELLYN setter. w. Blauvelt.
Milton.
FOUND-Near Municipal dock. gas
oline boat. A. r. Hin, Str. Taco
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STORAGE

PACKING and storage. WIN. r
Henry. lee So. 18th st
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WANTED to hear from owner of
good farm for sale. Send de-
scription and price. Northwest
ern Business Agency, Minneapo-
lis, MINI.
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WANTED TO BORROW

MONEY wANTED--Sums of 500
to $1,000 for selected first mort
gage real estate loans. Your funds
both SAFE and PROFITABLE, II
invested through us. Herbert
West a. Co, Financial Agents. SOC
California Bldg.
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REAL ESTATE

A. N. RICHARDS q CO.
Resl Estate. Loans. Insurance.
k0e-Io Bankers Trust BidR
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QUICK REPAIRING

shoe RepaIr Co. 93s Commenced
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ROOMS AND BOARD

FOR RENT-Room with board in
private family. 21S4 SO. q.
ROOM and board In private family;
home cooking. Call 1011 So. 1.
ROOM and board at 1I20 So. e.
Home cooking.
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WANT someone to grade two lots
and dig cellar Apply 1954 So. NJ
BEST meals ano noodles of ali
kinds. 10 cents. 1919 G st
The Waxahachie daily light. [volume] (Waxahachie, Tex.) 1894-current, 1914-10-06
W ANT LAWS PASSED
TO REDUCE ACHEsCE

Atlanta, Ga, Oct. 5.-rhe South
eastern Cotton and Food Products
Conference adopted resolutions here
today asking the governors OF the
cotton producing states 10 can i'm
meaia'ely special sessions Of their
legislatures 10 enact laws restrict
ing cotton acreage in 1915 to =,
least 90 per cent OF The ACREAGE
planted this year
Speakers held such action noces-
safy because OF the decreased Euro
peah demand for cotton as a result
OF the war 1t also was agreed ,bat
'he problem was one for the inai-
siouai states to solve.
formation of farmers asgoeia
ions to aid in the enforcement ~
any acreage reduction Jaws that NAV
DC PASSED was favored. In states
Where no laws are enacted ii was
The Waxahachie daily light. [volume] (Waxahachie, Tex.) 1894-current, 1914-10-06
TNAT WAR Vt\ ELL.

The followire is the ten Of tlse
war tax hill introduced by Ar Ja
derwood to raise one hundred nil
lion revenue.
Except Tor its tax on beer wine
and gasoline. il follows closely tn
Spanish war revenue measure o5
1898,
one change made which viii nre
vent annoyance to thousands Is tn
modification OF the method OF col
lecting the tax on telegrams and TEL
ephone message. instead OF aft@
ing a stamp To telegraph mo sage
The Waxahachie daily light. [volume] (Waxahachie, Tex.) 1894-current, 1914-10-06
hODtO BIG FEATURE.
OF NEW MEXICO FAIR.
By the United Press

Albuquerque, \. NJ Oct. 6,-The
days Of the pioneers are being depict
ed here at the New Mexico State fair
grounds The fair and the first an
hhal Albuquerque rodeo opened sim
ttaneously. The rodeo is the big at
traction and the largest attendance
al New Mexico state fair is expect
ed as a result of it.
Staring a side issue of amuse-
ment added by fair directors in re-
sPonSe TO a request for return to
tie old frontier sports, the rodeo
has become the most important fea
ture Of the fair program,
Modelled after the Frontier Days
The Waxahachie daily light. [volume] (Waxahachie, Tex.) 1894-current, 1914-10-06
TIE CROP OF 1913.

The Commercial Appeal. during
the last week, has received an i'm
mensc number of letters in regard
to cotton OF 1914 and cotton OF
1915. Some OF the suggestions were
radical and others of them We're
good, but hardly possible of eXecu-
ton, because of the disjointed rela-
tons between the various cotton pro-
ducing states.
The most hopeful Sign is that all
our people are becoming more alive
to the conditions that confront US
The buy-a-bale movement agita-
ton is good in taking some cotton
from the market, but il is also fine
as a psychologist remedy.
The bankers are preparing to do
everything possible to carry the cot
tin along. Effort is being made to
open the exchange, so that the stable
market can be established.
More important than this year S
The Waxahachie daily light. [volume] (Waxahachie, Tex.) 1894-current, 1914-10-06
, = . 80 . . . 80 <>>> .
CLIP AND COMMENT.
. . . . . . . = . = q . Q . . . Z,
The Old Fashioned Neither.

Thank Cod some OF us have an
old fashioned mother Not a wom-
an OF the period, painted and enam-
eled, with all her society manners
and fine dresses, white jeweled
bands that never felt the clasp of
baby fingers, but dear old fashion
ed mother with Il sweet voice. eyes
into whose clear depth the love light
shone, and brown hair just thread
ed with silver. lying smooth upon
her faded check, Those dear hands.
worn with toll gently guided our
steps in childhood. and smoothed
our checks in sickness, even reach
ing out to US in yearniag tenderness.
Blessed is the memory of an old
fashioned mother 1t floats to us
like the beautiful perfume of some
wood blossoms, The music of 9TH
er voices may be lost, but the en-
memory Of hers will echo
in our soul forever Hamilton Rec
ord.
The Waxahachie daily light. [volume] (Waxahachie, Tex.) 1894-current, 1914-10-06

II is said Postmaster General
Burleson is considering the advisa-
bility of having rural mail carriers
bid for place. Just as is required Of
star route carriers now. This oc-
ours to US as an unwise policy. be-
cause Of the fact we think efficiency
and qualification should be given
the first consideration in this, as in
other things II may be true, as
alleged, doubtless, is true, that this
branch of the service is operated at
a loss, yet this is not the fault of
the carrier. There are many ways
in which the delivery OF the rural
mail might be lessened, but Ger
tainly it would not aid the efficiency
of the service to let these jobs out
to the lowest bidder. We believe
the civil service regulations should
be made to apply in this as in other
departments OF the mail service. If
the government is going to let these
positions out to the lowest bidder,
why not also let other government
Jobs i'll the postoltice department it
self out to the lowest bidder. If
the principle Is good in one it is
good in the other. What is sauce
for the goose should be, sauce for
the gander
The Waxahachie daily light. [volume] (Waxahachie, Tex.) 1894-current, 1914-10-06

In taking the stump in behalf o.
the central bank bill the governor l.
liable TO run up against stoneer oppo-
sition and more OF it than he has
yet dreamed OF, He makes great
mistake when he concludes that the
people are not already enlightened
on the subject.
The Waxahachie daily light. [volume] (Waxahachie, Tex.) 1894-current, 1914-10-06

Whel, We reflect how many people
there are who can tell newspaper
man exactly how his paper should
be run, We wonder that there are not
a great many more engaged in the
business.
The Waxahachie daily light. [volume] (Waxahachie, Tex.) 1894-current, 1914-10-06

We are not going to witness the
flights OF Lincoln Beachey at the
Dallas Fair unless the management
has ii clearly understood that no
bombs are TO be dropped. When we
shuttle off this mortal coil we pre-
Ter 10 % III a way which will enable
our friends TO find the pieces.
The Waxahachie daily light. [volume] (Waxahachie, Tex.) 1894-current, 1914-10-06

II you want the war news read
the dispatches OF any cid day and
you will come pretty near getting
all the information ohtainable on the
subject.
The Waxahachie daily light. [volume] (Waxahachie, Tex.) 1894-current, 1914-10-06

The man who grumhes at the kind
Of weather that Texas has been fur
nished for some time would doubtless
register kick if he was going to
be hung.
The Waxahachie daily light. [volume] (Waxahachie, Tex.) 1894-current, 1914-10-06

The governor says the newspapers
have not done the legislature Justice
They certainly have gone as far as
they could in that direction without
running the risk Of having their
editions thrown out Of the mails.
The Waxahachie daily light. [volume] (Waxahachie, Tex.) 1894-current, 1914-10-06

Only two more days until the be
ginning Of the celebrated world 5
series. The WaXahachie delegation
should leave tonight i'll order to be
on hand in ample time.
The Waxahachie daily light. [volume] (Waxahachie, Tex.) 1894-current, 1914-10-06

An inspection of the vital statistic
figures from the different counties
industry in the state which is still
in a prosperous condition
The Waxahachie daily light. [volume] (Waxahachie, Tex.) 1894-current, 1914-10-06

Maybe that story Of the French
bovine goring eighteen Germans to
death at Sezanne was merely anoth-
or case OF war correspondent
shooting the bull
The Waxahachie daily light. [volume] (Waxahachie, Tex.) 1894-current, 1914-10-06

We suggest that in putting away
the central bank bill all due respect
be shown 10 the mourners, and that
all be asked to join in singing the
long meter doxology.
The Waxahachie daily light. [volume] (Waxahachie, Tex.) 1894-current, 1914-10-06

Some one has sent Judd Lewis, of
the Post. coop of frying size chick
ems. That should certainly console
him for the loss OF that distressed
bale OF cotton
The Waxahachie daily light. [volume] (Waxahachie, Tex.) 1894-current, 1914-10-06

The paekeries have everything
down very fine, but they have not
learned and win never know how to
make country sausage.
The Waxahachie daily light. [volume] (Waxahachie, Tex.) 1894-current, 1914-10-06

Is summer trying TO lineer in the
lap Of winter or merely trying 10
come back
The Waxahachie daily light. [volume] (Waxahachie, Tex.) 1894-current, 1914-10-06

Some people sill never head
procession but once, and that will be
al their own funerals,
The Waxahachie daily light. [volume] (Waxahachie, Tex.) 1894-current, 1914-10-06

A Dallas man is suing the Fred
Harvey Catering Co. for $4,000
iron men, because he found cock
roach in his drink. That ap-
The Waxahachie daily light. [volume] (Waxahachie, Tex.) 1894-current, 1914-10-06

The republicans have Mann as
their leader in congress, but he some
times proves to be a very small one,
The Waxahachie daily light. [volume] (Waxahachie, Tex.) 1894-current, 1914-10-06

The Texas state senate killed the
governors moratorium law before
the thing had time to get It's breath.
The Waxahachie daily light. [volume] (Waxahachie, Tex.) 1894-current, 1914-10-06

General Villa, who has proved
himself about the best leader Mex
leo has produced for several &C.
The Waxahachie daily light. [volume] (Waxahachie, Tex.) 1894-current, 1914-10-06
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BASEBALL ClLENDia
The daily Alaskan., 1914-02-23
THE SUPPLY OF CABINETS
 COMES FROM NEW YORK

"Garnets, though a semi-precious stone, are greatly in demand for iewelry and ornamentation and the principal supply comes from War Ten and Essex counties, New York state, near the eastern Adirondacks' ' says Dr. Chas. G. PeIcival in his interesting tale of two years tray el by automobile into every part of thee U. S., Canada, Mexico and Alas ka. In the book, the 5rail of the Bull Dog" the author says, '"These mines all lie near the village of North creek. The country rock is entirely pre-Cambrian, consisting of igneous rock and metamOrphosed sediments. The three mines are being worked at present.
 At one time the size of the gar nets is of unusual interest. The matrix is a gray medium grained nonquartziferous gneiss, thru which the translucent, reddish brown gar nets are well scattered. Those with diameters up to 5 or inches are common and the largest taken out are said to be the size of a bushel basket. The remarkable feature is the never failing occurrence of a rim or envelope of rme black, med ium grained horneblende rims, which are in turn embedded in the gray gneiss, present a striking ap- pearance in the walls of the mine pits. The garnet bearing rock is fully three fourths of a mile long"
The daily Alaskan., 1914-02-23
TRANSPORTATION
 MEN MIN GAME

Ever since the 4th of January, when the transportation bowling. team won the third and final game in a three game series, from the merchants team, the members of the latter have felt that the success of their opponents was only the result of a fluke and that If given another chance they could wipe up the ground with the transportation men.
 Accordingly last week the merch- ants team issued a challenge to the transportation men to meet them in a second contest on sunday, Feb. 22d, at the Elks club bowling al- leys, which challenge was promptly accepted, and he contest came off 3.s per schedule but not according to anticipation on the part of the mer- chants team, for they were nosed out with a goose egg in each of the three games, the total score for thee series being 24S7 to 2294 in ia vor of the transportation men.
 The lineup of the teams was as follows:
The daily Alaskan., 1914-02-23
SERIAL NO. O1642.
DEPARTMENT of the INTERIOR. UNITED STATES LAND OFFICE HOMESTEAD APPLICATION.
Juneau, Alaska, Feb. 10, 1914.

Juneau, Alaska, Feb. 10, 1914.
 Notice is hereby given that the undersigned, H. D. Clark whose post-office address is Skagway, AL aska, has filed his homestead appli- cation and proof in support there of for the land embraced in U. s. Survey No. 994, more particu- larly described as follows:-
 Beginning at Corner No. l, M. c. situated on the west bank of Skag- way River and about one mile from Skagway, Alaska, whence U. S. L. M. No. s bears s. 4S"1z' W. 123.01 chs, witness Cor bears N. 47012 w. 50 links, thence meandering along the shore line of Skagway river CD N. 71oO7'E. 1.6O chs, (2) N. 22oO2'E. 5.75 chs, (3) N. 27o59'E. 4.91 chs. to Cor. No. ? M. c whence witness corner bears N.- 1401S'W. 50 links, thence N. 14o19sW. 3.35 chs. to Cor. No. 8, thence N. 44o25' B. 2O.3S Chs. to Cor. No. 4, thence N. 31o0S'W. 3.9S chs. to Cor. No. 5. thence N. & 4O' E. 1.41 Chs. to Cor. No. 6, identical with Cor. No. 1 NJ. J. Heney homestead, thence N. 460 31'W. 6.52 chs. to Cor. No. 2, identical with Cor. No. U. S. Mil itary Reserve, thence $. 43052. W. 36.10 Chs. to Cor. No. g, identical with Cor. No. 2, U. S. Military Re- serve, thence s. 47o12' E. 1868 chs. to Cor. No. the place of be- ginning, containing an area of A .7S acres. Magnetic variation 33' O5' E.
 Any and all persons claiming said land or any portion thereof are hereby notified to file their adverse claims in the United States Land Office at Juneau, Alaska, within the period allowed by law.
 Publication of this notice is here by ordered in the skagway Daily Alaskan, a newspaper of General circulation published at skagway, AL aska, and nearest the land appli- ed for.
 O. B. Walker, Register. First Publication Feb. 1a, 1914. Last Publication May ], 1914,
The daily Alaskan., 1914-02-23
WEATHER REPORT.

Skagway, 94 above, part cloudy, calm.
 Caribou, 0; cloudy, calm. WhitehOrse, 8 above. clear, calm. Atlin, Il above, cloudy, calm. Tagish, below, cloudy, calm. Lower LeBarge, 12 above, clear, calm.
 Hootalinqua, 10 above, clear, cm. Big Salmon, 10 above, clear, cm. Carmacks, -; foggy, calm. Yukon Crossing, above, cloudy, calm.
 Selkirk, Il above, cloudy, calm. Coffee Creek, 5 above, cloudy, sth wind.
 Stewart River, 10 above, cloudy, calm. g. i%i White River, -; cloudy, calm. Dawson, below, showing. north wind.
The daily Alaskan., 1914-02-23
Transportation.
Obseryations of the eame:-

Observations of the game:-
 Any time that the bowling fans think that the B. B.'s lmeaning the Blanchard brothersJ can't bowl they had better arrange a game.
 Bill Batson, finished strong, but the weights of Jimmy Kennedy and Oscar Selmer was too much for him.
 It would appear that the merch- ants are so accustome' to splitting their profits with the transportation men that they even carried 1t to extremes on the alleys as splits" were greatly in evidence with the losing aggregation.
 Dugan Barry came back once in a while but being a noyice- at the game got rattled easily. ...,
 The T. T. q. e Transportation Team) being accustomed to look ing after small items, took care of all single pins when called upon.
The daily Alaskan., 1914-02-23
NO REASON FOR IT.
You Are shown A Way Out.

There can be no reason why any reader of this who suffers the tor lures of an aching back, the an noyance of urinary disorders, the pains and dangers of kidney ills will fail to heed the word of a res ident of this locality who has found relief. The following is convincing proof:
 Mrs. ida Zimmerman, SIS E St, Sacramento, Cal, says: "The pain in my back was so bad at times that could hardly endure it. Sharp twinges seized me when I was walk ing and for few moments could hardly move. I had dull, bearing down pains across my loins and I felt tired and miserable. My kidneys were disordered and l was feeling very poorly indeed when l got Doan's Kidney Pills. They drove away the pains and gave me strength and energy. The trouble with my kidneys was removed, too, am glad to confirm the public en- dorsemen I gave Deans Kidney Pills a few years ago. I always recommend Doan's Kidney Pills when l have an opportunity"
 For sale by all dealers. Price 50 cents. Foster-NIiIburn Co.,, Buffalo New York, sole agents for the Uni ted States.
 Remember the name-Doan's- and take no other.
The daily Alaskan., 1914-02-23
A Rin sMnlIaM,

A detective was testifying in the case of woman shoplifter whom he had arrested ln her own house.
 And. your honor," said be, when l told her the charge she turned her back to me and swallowed a purse, six suits of silk underwear, silver candlestick and a chatng dish. and"-
 Rubbish! Are you craEy7" the mag lstrate interrupted.
 Excuse me. What I mean to say, your honor" explained the detective, lis that she swallowed the pawn tick cts"
The daily Alaskan., 1914-02-23
In For It

"Percival," she said, looking up at him shyly, mother says you mustn't stay later than Il o'clock"
 "Why, Mildred" he gasped. T had no intention of staying later than 9."- Chicago Tribune.