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Iowa state bystander. [volume] (Des Moines, Iowa) 1894-1916, 1914-04-10
Cabbage or Salad Dressing.

Melt in a double boiler one gen.
erous tablespoonful Of butter. Add to
itNone tablespoonful of -four, one tea
spoonful of sugar, one-half teaspoon
full of made mustard, three dashes Of
paprika, one-Quarter teaspoonful Of
salt, white pepper to taste. When
these are we'll blended add slowly,
stirring constantly to avoid Jumps, one
half pint of boiling water and three
drops of Worcestershire sauce. Con-
tinue stirring until thick. Cook five
minutes; If too thick put In little
more water. Should the dressing be
for cold slaw pour 1t while hot over
finely shredded cabbage. If for salads
use when cold.
Iowa state bystander. [volume] (Des Moines, Iowa) 1894-1916, 1914-04-10
Wellesley Salad.

Cut early. apples into dice, chop Gel
cry rather fine, cut white grapes into
halves, take out seeds, break English
walnuts or pecans in small pieces,
marinate with French dressing and
put on ice till chilled. Serve on
hearts of lettuce leaves. Whip heavy
cream and add lemon juice to taste;
put q large spoonful on salad. II
Iowa state bystander. [volume] (Des Moines, Iowa) 1894-1916, 1914-04-10
Meter for Your Coal.

We have heard Of water meters ana
gas meters, but who ever heard OF
meter for coal? Such device 10 ac'
tually on the market, and is sold IN
quantities. This is an instrument useo
by big plants using coal In quantities
and loading down chute. The mete,
IA placed in the trough and as the coal
slides past it is rotated by the move
ment and registers on the dial ING
tons passing down the chute dul'ns
the day or period The device Is THOR
ouehly practical and is said to meas
ure the amount Of fuel passing VIII
fair accuracy. m
Iowa state bystander. [volume] (Des Moines, Iowa) 1894-1916, 1914-04-10

is. Furthermore, she does not regard
that as a sweeping assertion.
ut is q fact" she declared. BE
yond ones own circle Of friends, social
and political, 80 per cent Of the people
cannot tell who their congressman is.
I would be willing to make that claim
OF any state in the Union. Prestige!
Iowa state bystander. [volume] (Des Moines, Iowa) 1894-1916, 1914-04-10

citation OF the king and queen with the
American doctors who were in charge
Of the Bulgarian hospitals during the
war.
It was at first reported that King
Ferdinand himself proposed to visit
the United States In 1915, but the
queens intense desire to make the
trip, coupled with the fact that her
visit would relieve the United States
from the diplomatic embarrassments
of state visit from an actual reigning
monarch, resulted in her wish being
granted.
Iowa state bystander. [volume] (Des Moines, Iowa) 1894-1916, 1914-04-10
TIA. SHOULD Have Fetched Him.

That SHOULD Have Fetched Him.
Miss Wantem was growing tired,
Tor Mr.. Mutt had been calling three
months and the final words which had
been lingering on his lips for 90 long
had not yet been spoken. III
One evening, however, being n an AZ
extra bright mood. he was inclined 20
make some brilliant observations.
We live In . wonderful age, don't
We, Miss Wantem? Just think how
everything u becoming wireless now
sssdays. III
K ", \. anappnd Miss Wantem. stunkl
Iowa state bystander. [volume] (Des Moines, Iowa) 1894-1916, 1914-04-10
BUSINESS Acumen.

ssSt Business Acumen..fss
"rhat saloonkeeper has some 81.
business ideas about whetuns n'e S
toners appetite for drink
"suich as what?" oround
"He keeps man hanging aroun :,
who has a fund Of stories with lots :
dry humor."
Iowa state bystander. [volume] (Des Moines, Iowa) 1894-1916, 1914-04-10
WOMAN WHO CLEANED PANAMA CANAL ZONE


She Is secretary Of the welfare depart
ment OF the National Civic Federation.
This department is composed Of 300
employers throughout the United
States. :1.... III
In 1907, when many disconnected la
borers were leaving the canal, Miss
Beeks made a careful survey to deter
mine what could be done to better the
gehsai, Hving conditions Of the TWEEN
ty.five thousaAdod employees. Her
report was contained in $4,000 words.
covering 1O1 details. What she re-
vealed and the recommendations she
made JUSTIFIED the statement made
here. just before her departure, that
she had zone Of the most important
commissions ever awarded to woman
by the government" IN 4
Iowa state bystander. [volume] (Des Moines, Iowa) 1894-1916, 1914-04-10
New idea in Street Lighting.

The gas lights Of Paris may sooE
be lighted by means Of an electro
magnetic valve operated by push
button. A very slight pressure will
hold the valve against the pressure
in the mains, SO that the button send.
ing a current through the magnet
opens the. valve. 2.
The gas is then admitted to small
chamber in which a little platinum
spiral is maintained at red heat by an
electrical current. The catalytic &C
ton CT the gas raises the spiral to
white heat, the gas is ignited and the
fame jet lights the gas in the man
tie.
Iowa state bystander. [volume] (Des Moines, Iowa) 1894-1916, 1914-04-10

winch 2 hota -
the world seems
4 steep climb for
the baby daugh-
ter OF a Swedish
immigrant Y ct
that Is exactly
what Miss Cas-
tine C. Swanson.
who was brought
to this country
by her parents
before she was
five years old,
has accomplished
in a little over
twenty years.
Soon after she
passed her TWEEN.
ty-ffth birthday
aha hnCo mo tho
Iowa state bystander. [volume] (Des Moines, Iowa) 1894-1916, 1914-04-10
Dark Bread Pudding.

Take dry bread enough to fill . two.
quart pan two-thirds full Of bread after
it is soaked, one-half cup molasses,
one cup of sugar drown II you have it.,
white will do), one cup of chopped
suet or fat pork, two eggs, pint of
milk. two cups Of chopped raisins. You
can put in all kinds of spice. only
put in nutmeg and Glove, salt teaspoon.
bake mine all night. Wants to be
baked slowly. 1t is 6ne-Boston
Globe,
Iowa state bystander. [volume] (Des Moines, Iowa) 1894-1916, 1914-04-10
eru,,,el, sprout. with chees..

Brussels Sprouts With Cheese.
Cook the sprouts till perfectly ten
der in water with salt, pepper and a
little lemon Juice in 1t. When tender
drain and toss about over the IRE in a
frying pan with a little butter to get
quite hot, and in no case attempting TO
brown them. Take out into q dish,
sprinkle freely with grated parmesan
cheese and send to table.
Iowa state bystander. [volume] (Des Moines, Iowa) 1894-1916, 1914-04-10

all over the cOun-
try, think that
8 o m e position"
went with It? Mrs.
julius Kahn, wife
Of the representa-
tive from Califor-
MIA, doesn't. The
fact that her hus-
band is a repre-
8 e n t alive, she
says, means moth
ing at all. More
than that, she
claims that at
least eighty per
cent Of the people
in any state or
voting district do
not know who
their CONGRESSMAN
Iowa state bystander. [volume] (Des Moines, Iowa) 1894-1916, 1914-04-10
\ Ample Tarta.

Line the small pans with nice
pun paste and ELL with apples which
have been steamed or parboiled.
sweetened and favored with ground
nutmeg. Arrange across the top
strips OF sweetened pastry, which has
been spread with butter. Bake In :
moderate oven. HIS .39 II
Iowa state bystander. [volume] (Des Moines, Iowa) 1894-1916, 1914-04-10

PoAiCu W al VA
tensive suite, will
visit the United
States either at
the beginning or
middle of May.
The tour probably
will begin about
the middle, Of May
and last six or
eight weeks.
The visit is the
result of the deep
int ere 8 t which
King Ferdinand
and Queen Eleo-
nora long have
had In the United
States, which has
been strengthened
by the close asso-
Iowa state bystander. [volume] (Des Moines, Iowa) 1894-1916, 1914-04-10
Fashion On the Farm.

What's the matter. neighbor? You.
mare sick" Il 81
NAV! Bill druv her to town the
other day. and ever since she got hum
she's been cul4yatin this daggons IN
genue slump. Puck.
Iowa state bystander. [volume] (Des Moines, Iowa) 1894-1916, 1914-04-10
India CurrIed Eaos.

Cut hard-boiled eggs in halves; then
fry one small chopped onion and one
chopped apple in hot butter; add one
fourth cup Of pounded almonds and
one pint of milk, mixed with one-haIt
tablespoonful of cornstarch. Season
with salt and dessert spoonful of
curry powder. Let cook ten minutes:
then add the eggs. Let all get very
hot. Serve with croutons; garnish
with fried parsley.-The Mothers Mag.
azina. r 49, -. - !" .-.... ~. =
Iowa state bystander. [volume] (Des Moines, Iowa) 1894-1916, 1914-04-10

good man." said Sh~ Edwin, i was
merely remarking how bad that was
Then why don't you 60 and do bet
err" said the policeman, who had no
idea to whom he was speaking -Ths
Argonaut. 3.5
Iowa state bystander. [volume] (Des Moines, Iowa) 1894-1916, 1914-04-10
LAX. o. Land.eer o. Policeman.

Joke on .Landseer Or Policeman. Y
IA friend OF Sir Edward Landseer
who accompanied him to q Kensington
museum on the first occasion Of its
exhibition by gaslight relates that
Landseer stopped short before hisa
large picture, A Visit to Waterloo
II must have been mad, said ne,
when / painted that" And, walking
IN to the picture he placed his hand
over part which had attracted criti-
cisln. An attendant policeman
shouted his polite caution: Now
then. take your ands on there! NY
Iowa state bystander. [volume] (Des Moines, Iowa) 1894-1916, 1914-04-10

certain special
h ors fro m
Uncle Sam. or
course, ! Colonel
Gorgas, one Of the
worlds eminent
sanitarians, was
the man who pre-
sided over the
important work OF
cleaning up Pan
anna, and for his
dist ! u & u ! sned
services becomes
surgeon general Of
the United States
army, but it Is
conceded that a
woman did a most
important work In
Iowa state bystander. [volume] (Des Moines, Iowa) 1894-1916, 1914-04-10
dc Pollte Rotor.

The Disguised Golfer Have you
ever seen such rotten play (? a4.
The Weary Caddie (who has cad
died three days for only his bare
wage) No, sir, but I've read Of 1t
In the comic papers.S Sketch.
Iowa state bystander. [volume] (Des Moines, Iowa) 1894-1916, 1914-04-10
= ducatIon Of Women.

The begun Of Bhopal, one @ s -.
most enlightened Of Indian rulers ,,, IN
announced her intention I. = edncatior
ing a great center fof 'Ao @
Of women at Delhi
Iowa state bystander. [volume] (Des Moines, Iowa) 1894-1916, 1914-04-10
X II
Exposed.

Bustum Young Brightly seems to
be quite a linguist.
Gustum Linguist nothing! He's a
fourfusher! All he speaks is a little
table d'hote French, q few snatches Of
grand opera Italian, . smattering Of
tobacco and cigar Spanish and q word
sor two 81 beer garden German. r. ~
Iowa state bystander. [volume] (Des Moines, Iowa) 1894-1916, 1914-04-10

the vital II unobtrusive essentials thar
intimately touch the lives and welfare
OF men, women and children.
Miss. Gertrude Beeks Is the woman.
Iowa state bystander. [volume] (Des Moines, Iowa) 1894-1916, 1914-04-10

1t is predicted In Washington that
the woman who cleaned up the canal
sE-.y vone" will receive
Iowa state bystander. [volume] (Des Moines, Iowa) 1894-1916, 1914-04-10
New Complaint.

q Whats the trouble now" demand.
ed the janitor. More heat?"
mo" said the tenant Of the latest
skyscraper; "but want those clouds
brushed away from the windows"
Judge. n %
Iowa state bystander. [volume] (Des Moines, Iowa) 1894-1916, 1914-04-10

It has been definitely decided that
Queen Eleonora Of Bulgaria, accom-
Iowa state bystander. [volume] (Des Moines, Iowa) 1894-1916, 1914-04-10
Unusual.

The Struggling Lawyer ipompously)
Anything unusual happen willis l
was out?
Office Boy CATER some thought
Yes'r. There wasn't any debt collec
tors called.-Happy Hours.
Iowa state bystander. [volume] (Des Moines, Iowa) 1894-1916, 1914-04-10
The Master.

Church-That sounds like mester
hand at the piano. IN n, IA
Gotham It Is. It's my wife!
Iowa state bystander. [volume] (Des Moines, Iowa) 1894-1916, 1914-04-10

Wouldn't you, II your husband we're
one of but 300-odd men chosen from
Iowa state bystander. [volume] (Des Moines, Iowa) 1894-1916, 1914-04-10
REMARKABLE CAREER Of cASTlNE C. SWANSON

From the steerage OF an ocean
steamer to the head Of the largest
Iowa state bystander. [volume] (Des Moines, Iowa) 1894-1916, 1914-04-10

to desperation. PA was saying only
this morning that even the sofa was
becoming wireless. $a 3,s Nh
The Tucumcari news and Tucumcari times. [volume] (Tucumcari, N.M.) 1907-1921, 1914-11-12
d

Speaking OF humorists brings US to
the fact that no man living can look
quite so solemn when producing hu.
NOR as Irwin s. Cobb. the well known
comedian TO the Saturday Evening
Post When Cobb was on the staff
OF n OF the big New York newspa.
pers he did various news assignments.
some OF them mighty serious and 9th.
ers that gave him a chance for com.
edy. II was q standing joke about
the Office that anybody could look at
Cobb as he bent over his typewriter
and tell which kind OF yarn he was
writing. II his face was all wrinkled
up with solemnlty like a bloodhound's,
with a sad look about the eyes such
as n rarely see except In an under.
takers hostler, Cobb was preparing
something that would make hosts OF
people laugh.
The Tucumcari news and Tucumcari times. [volume] (Tucumcari, N.M.) 1907-1921, 1914-11-12
A NURSE TAKES
DOCTORS ADVICE
And is Restored to Health by
Lydia E. Pinkham's Veg
etable Compound.

Euphemia, Ohio.-"Because Of total
Ignorance Of how TO care for myself
when verging into womanhood, and from
taking cold when going 10 school, I suf-
fered from n displacement, and. each
month ! had severe pains and nausea
which always meant n lay-off from work
for two TO four days from the time I
vas 16 years old.
81 went TO Kansas 10 live with my sis
ter and while there n doctor told me Of
the Pinkham remedies but I did not use
them then az my faith In patent medi-
cines was limited. After my sister died
] came home TO Ohio to live and that
has been my home for the last 10 years.
"TheC Change of Life came when I was
81 years old and about this time I saw
my physical condition plainly described
In one of your advertisements. Then I
began using Lydia +. Pinkham's Veg
etable Compound and l cannot tell you
or any n the relief Il gave me In tho
first three months. II put me right
where | need not lay off every month
and during the last Is years I have not
paid out two dollars 10 n doctor, and have
been blest with excellent health for O wo-
woman Of my age and I can thank Lydia
Z. Pinkham'sVegetable Compound forit
"Since the Change of Life IL over !
have been a maternity nurse and being
wholly self-supporting / cannot over
estimate the value Of good health. I
have nov earned n comfortable little
home just by sewing and nursing. I
have recommended the Compound TO
many with good results, as IL IL excel.
lent TO take before and after child
birth. Miss EVELYN ADELA Stew.
ART. Euphemia, Ohio.
II you want special advice write 20
Lydia Z. Pinkham Medicine Co. (conn.
dentiaD Lynn, MASS. Your letter will
be opened, read and answered BY @
woman and held In strict confidence.
The Tucumcari news and Tucumcari times. [volume] (Tucumcari, N.M.) 1907-1921, 1914-11-12
New ~Connundrum.

Here Is Il conundrum which your
greatgrandfathers asked each other
when they were little boys:
How many legs has a dog II you
call his tail a leg?"
Five" shouted the little great.
granddad OF Mr.. A.
Wrong" corrected the diminutiye
greatgranddad OF Mr.. u. Because
calling his tail a leg doesn't make II q
leg"
am reminded OF this venerable
brain twister OF youth by the follow.
Ing lines In tho Clayton anti-business
bill.
The District OF Columbia shall be
deemed a state within the meaning OF
this law"
So shall modernize that ancient
query by propounding the following:
How many states In the United States
II you call the District OF Columbia a
state?" Girard. In Philadelphia
Ledger.
The Tucumcari news and Tucumcari times. [volume] (Tucumcari, N.M.) 1907-1921, 1914-11-12
NOVEL IDEA IN WILL MAKING
French Farmer Had Little Money to
Leave, but at Least He Could
Show His Good VIII.

Two New York business men were
one day discussing the purchase by
n OF them Of a certain mercantile
concern with which, the buyer ex.
planned. had come the good will"
Il hope this good will,'" said the
friend. rs greater than that OF the old
French farmer"
i never heard the story"
Here 1t Is: The farmer was dying.
and he sent for the notary to make out
the will. Propped up In bed. he die.
tated:
ITO Jean Marcel. our superb Golf.
feur, 10000 francs.
II %bequeath $1,000 francs TO the
fearless Alphonse Bayard. that he may
continue his valuable aeronautical ex.
periments.
ITO Pierre Deschamps. chemist,
10000 francs ~ a mark OF affection.
ITO my physician, Monsieur lie.
clair. $1,000 francs.
ITO our eloquent pastor, $4,000
francs, TO continue the restoration
of
But, my dear sir interrupted the
notary. I don't believe you have all
that money TO leave
IT know very well haven't, said
the farmer, calmly, but I want TO show
them my good will. youths Com.
panIon.
The Tucumcari news and Tucumcari times. [volume] (Tucumcari, N.M.) 1907-1921, 1914-11-12
HAILED AS A COMING CHAMP
sixteen.Year.old Wizard Of Manson,
Iowa, impresses New Workers.
With His Great skill.

For the first time since willie"
Hoppe cued his way e the premier
position In the balkline billiard world
II seems the defense his masterful
play has proved will be pierced. His
crown is In jeopardy. When the storm
cloud gathering on the horizon is mi.
nutely studied II assumes the form OF
Welker Cochran, the sixteen.year-oid
youth OF Manson. Ia. who. in his prac.
tice matches In New York. has shown
such impressive form that critics are
agreed he will ere long climb to q pc.
sition among the professional players
where he will be hailed as champion
or the next thing to II.
The arrangements which both
Hoppe and Cochran have made for
the coming season make II impossible
that they will meet In a championship
tilt until late next spring. II at all dur.
The Tucumcari news and Tucumcari times. [volume] (Tucumcari, N.M.) 1907-1921, 1914-11-12
CAL0MEL MAKES YOU SICK, UGH!
IT'S MERCURY AND SAuVATES
~Straghten Up! Don't Lose a Days Work! Clean Your Sluggish
Liver and Bowels With "Dodson's Liver Tone"

Ugh! Calomel makes you sick. Take
a dose OF the vile. dangerous drug to.
night and tomorrow you may lose a
dey's work.
CalCmel is mercury or quicksilver
which causes necrosis Of the bones.
Calomel. when II m into contact
with SOU bile crashes into II, break.
Ing II up. This Is when you feel that
awful nausea and cramping. IL you
feel sluggish and "all knocked out" II
your liver Is torpid and bowels consti.
pated or you have headache. dizziness.
coated tongue, II breath H. bad or
stomach sour. just try n spoonful OF
harmless Dodson's Liver Tone.
Here's my guarantee-Go 10 any
drug store or dealer and get n 60.cent
bottle OF Dodson's Liver Tone. Take
a spoonful tonight and II IL doesn't
The Tucumcari news and Tucumcari times. [volume] (Tucumcari, N.M.) 1907-1921, 1914-11-12
COTTAGES,

Cottage accommodation" In the
senso In which Mr.. Runchiman's bill
deals with II. is a phase that would
hardly be understood In the United
States. Professors Greenough and
kittredge OF Harvard. In their book
on the ways OF English words. point
out that cottage" In the strict sense
OF a laborer's dwelling. has never been
adopted into popular American use,
because America has never really had
the thing. The word over there has
always had literary and sentimental
associations. and finally has como TO
be used for the most magnificent sum.
mer residences. This has gone much
farther than the use OF the word In
England TO mean q villa. In Amer.
lea a "cottager" definitely signifies a
person who Is above staying at a
boarding house or hotel and has his
own summer home.--London Chron!.
Gle.
The Tucumcari news and Tucumcari times. [volume] (Tucumcari, N.M.) 1907-1921, 1914-11-12

s~traighten you right up and make you
feel fine and vigorous by morning I
want you to go back to the store and
get your money. Dodson's Liver Tone
IL destroying the sale OF calomel be-
cause II Is real liver medicine; entire
ly vegetable, therefore II cannot sail
vate or make you sick.
I guarantee that one spoonful Of
Dodson's Liver Tone will put your
sluggish liver to work and clean your
bowels OF that sour bile and consti-
pated waste which Is ~clogging your
system and making you feel miserable.
guarantee that a bottle OF Dodson's
Liver Tone will keep your entire fam.
lily feeling fine for months. Give II to
your children. II IL harmless; doesn't
grippe and they like It's pleasant taste.
The Tucumcari news and Tucumcari times. [volume] (Tucumcari, N.M.) 1907-1921, 1914-11-12
ERUPTION ON BABY'S FACE

Duke, N. C.-"When my baby was
two weeks old. behind his ears turned
red and caused an irritation and from
rubbing II became raw and stayed
moistened all the time. At times II
would get so bad as to bleed. He was
fretful. At the time he was eight
months old he was in a bad condition
with sores behind his ears and on his
face.
Nothing seemed to do any good at
all till ! got Cuticura Soap and Oint.
ment. at once commenced TO wash
his ear and face three or four times
during the day with the Cuticura
Soap, dried them with q soft cloth.
then applied the Cuticura Ointment.
In ten days his ears and face were
well and no a were left" (Signed)
Mrs. Lena Lee. Jan. 2, 1914.
Cuticura Soap anc Ointment sold
throughout the world. Sample OF each
free, with 32-p. Skin Book. Address post.
card "Cuticura. Dept L. Boston."-Adv.
The Tucumcari news and Tucumcari times. [volume] (Tucumcari, N.M.) 1907-1921, 1914-11-12
DISCHARGED an CbHuatlon,

An old lady was greatly frightened
when the train Numbered into the tun.
mel.
DO you think" she asked the tick.
ct collector. the tunnel is perfectly
safe?"
Don't be afraid. madam" replied
the waggish collector. Our company
got you in this hole. and we're bound
to see you through"
The Tucumcari news and Tucumcari times. [volume] (Tucumcari, N.M.) 1907-1921, 1914-11-12
His Jaroon In Doubt.

THAT your cart outsider" asked the
chauffeur.
LAY. It be-" replied the village gro
Ger.
The chauffeur gave a superior smile.
Il wonder you fellows don't get
tired" he said. %"joggin' along in them
old. ramshackle carts"
What pleases one doesn't please
mother" replied the grocer philosophi.
cally.
Should rather say mott" exclaimed
the chauffeur. Il s'pose you get used
to II. But look at my car outsidel
can drive that car over sixty an hour!''
"Which-dogs or c~hickens?" asked
the grocer.