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NEIGHBORHOOD
CLUBS FORMED
BY c. U. WOMEN
Religious Committee of Wom-
ans Society Adopts New
Feature OF Fall Work-Io
Discuss Things Which Go
to Make Life Worth While

The religious work committee of the
Women's Society of Central Union
Church in planning its work for the
fall has found an earnest desire on the
part of many Honolulu women to con
slider the, things which make life real
" worth while, the standards which
affect daily conduct, the ideals which
make for increased personal and social
usefulness. 80
- In accordance with this desire a
number of neighborhood discussion
classes have Seen formed which will
meet in tie homes of one of their
members, and guided In their thought
by a selected leader, will consider "A
Woman's Life-As Jesus Saw It.
Each week an outline will be furnish
ed to every member of the class and
some of the topics to be taken up are
"The Purpose of Life, Standards.
Jesus Attitude to War"
Any woman in the city interested in
thinking along these lines and desir-
Gus to meet and exchange views with
others In small home-like groups Is
cordially invited TO join the course. II
there is no group meeting near your
home a conference with Mrs. Paul SUI
per will probably result in forming a
new circle II you find convenient
location on the list subjoined, all that
is necessary is to telephone the lady at
whose home the class meets and ascer-
tain the time of the gathering.
Some classes have already held
their first meeting, but of course the
course is open for enlistments at any
time. The women who have already
talked over the first topic, The Pur-
pose of Life,r are most enthusiastic
over the new plan for Bible study. In
the intimacy Of these home classes
many personal problems may be shar.
ed and solved and splendid spirit of
frank and honest inquiry into the deep
er truth lf things fostered.
New classes In Kainauli and at Ka.
mehameha viii probably be formed
this week. AT present the following
meeting places have been arranged:
Mrs. d. L. Wilmington. 702 Prospect
street.
Mrs. w. ]. Forbes. College and VIII
der.
Mrs. w. C. Hobby, 1919 Dominis St
Mrs. ]. NJ. Young, Alewa Heights.
Mrs. Spencer Bowen, 1856 Oahu Ave.
Mrs. f. C. Lyser. 1850 Kamehameha
Ave.
Mrs. Ernest B. Clark. 2115 McKin-
ley Ave.
Mrs. J. III. Anterior. 2135 Oahu Ave.
Mrs. A. L. Andrews, 1886 LiIoa Rise.
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TEMPERANCE DAY
TO BE OBSERVED
in LOCAL PULPIT
Three Churches Will Hold Spe-
ciaI Evening Services
.-..e. November 8 80

The pastors of the Central Union,
First Methodist and Christian
churches have consented to hold plat
form services in their respective
places of worship Sunday evening, No
vember 5, under the auspices OF the
Anti-Salocn League for the purpose
of promoting the interests OF temper
ance.
DR.. J. w. Wadman, superintendent
of the league, has the matter OF a
suitable program under consideration
and he plans to secure at least three
good speakers for the evening and
have each one speak at the three
churches in turn. The subject OF tenn.
perance win be treated from the stand
points of efficiency and economy which
have become the new grounds of ap-
peal. 1t is no longer sentiment nor
even moral suasion, though these old
bases of appeal are not entirely over
looked. but the stronger arguments for
the overthrow of the liquor traffic are
that Of create. efficiency and wiser
economy, together with that of the sci
entific appeal based upon the most re-
cent and up-tO-date investigation on
the relation of alcohol to health and
public welfare.
The purpose of these popular plat.
form services will be in wholesome
keeping with the day, since all Sunday
schools will have for their subject on
November 8. The Temperance Move
ment, ? for which special preparations
are now being made by those In charge
of the days program, in order to make
the services as successful as possible.
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TWO SIGNIFICANT
SERVICES IN c. j.
CHURCH SUNDAY
"A. A. EbersoIe Speaks in Morn
ing and \. w. C. A. viii Be
IN Charge at Night

Central Union Church will hold two
significant services on Sunday, Octo-
Der 25. At the morning gathering the
associate minister, Rev. A. A. Eber-
sole, will speak on "A Prophecy That
Will Yet Be Fulfilled." The quartet
will render William Jackson's beauti-
full anthem, 20, Give Thanks Unto the
Lord which contains an alto solo adj
mirably suited to Mrs. @. s. Weights
voice. The offertory duet for soprano
and baritone, "ForeyerWith the Lard,
by GOunod. will be sung by Mrs. G..
L. Hall and L. G. French
The evening service win be entirely
in the hands Of the Young Women's
Christian Association, Miss Margaret
Christy Topper, chairman CT the relig-
ious committee, being in charge Of the
meeting. Practically all Of the service
will be conducted by members of the
association. but while it is a woman's
meeting the attendance is not at all
restricted to that sex Men will re-
ceiye cordial welcome and will be
much interested to see how the ladies'
viii manage the gathering. Brief adj
dresses will be given by Miss Carolyn
B. Chandler, general secretary OF the
local Y. w. C. A., Mrs David L. With
ington and Miss Mabel E. Bosher,
principal Of Kawaiahao Seminary.
All the details of the meeting have
been worked out with such fOrethought
that 1t bids fair to be a memorable oc-
casien. Surely no woman who Is in
terested in the splendid work OF the
association In Honolulu, who is res
ponsive to the call of things spiritual,
who is alive to what women are doing
In the world, will remain away from
this meeting willingly.
Miss Edith Gatfield of the Kameha-
meha school fer girls win play the or
gan. A volunteer choir of women's
voices. made up from the members of
the association, will lead the singing.
and Mrs. Charles L. Hall viii sing by
request that exquisite solo which she
always renders so effectively. Father,
Hear Ny Prayer" by Wallace
Young ladies' will act as ushers, and
under the direction of Miss Nora Stur-
geon, head usher, the following corps
will serve: Miss Margaret Water.
house, Miss A1ayme Nelson, Miss Thel-
ma Wicke, Miss Alice Davis, Mrs.
Agnes Driver, Miss Hazel Kellogg,
Miss Laura Topham, Miss Lenora
Anderson and Miss Mary Stambaugn.
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COVER THE BAR"
A TEMPERANCE SERMON
BY Or. John W. Wadman
Over the Bari


This Is not a quotation from Lord
Tennyson, England's late laureate. nor
is the word bar in the above quotation
used in the same sense as the poet
uses 1t in his beautiful poem refer
ring to the Crossing the Bar"
Over the Bar" is quotation from
a most interesting document recently
published. entitled Report of the Ha-
waii County Investigation Commits
sion. In Chapter of the report, the
commission having spent two months
of its precious time, at public expense
examining warrants, pay rolls and
other data with the purpose of dis
covering what system was used by
Mcguire; how it originated, and how
he developed 1t to a point when he
was able to secure fraudulently
$4S670 90 from the county in q single
month the whole of the amount,
stolen being S73,192.29. I'VE were
able, SO the commission states, ito
account for the disposition of a large
proportion of the money stolen.
Twenty-Five thousand dollars went in
stock and estate deals, including the
purchase of home and its furnish
ings, while MagHire's own statement
that from So to $40 went over the bar
each day, totalling $4,000 or more. :"
Over the Bar. and where? Into
the pockets Of the liquor folk. Sa-
loon business must have .fiourished in
Hilo during those days when public
money was freely spent The roads
were impossible, the bridges danger
GUS, crime rampant, jails full. law
yers busy and the public paying the
bill. Fifteen thousand dollars for
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A PRAYER
FOR PEACE

Father, / know Thee only as Sup.
RENE, Eternal, Infinite, Perfection. |
know that with Thee there is neither
shadow, nor darkness, nor variable
ness, nor turning; that Thou art of too
pure eyes to behold evil; that from
Thine infinite selfcontainment, Thine
own spofless self hood Thou sendeth
forth. even as the light which search
eth the unreasonable depth or the
heavens life, not death; love, not
hate; truth, nor falsity;. joy not sor.
row; good, not evil; peace, not strife;
strength, not weakness; purity, not
passion; wisdom, not ignorance; har.
mony, not discord; health, not disease.
| know Thee only as the ALLOWING
Father Mother. Presence, whose es-
sence is perfection: know that Thou
didst not create hate; a lie, liar, or a
capacity to lie; q war, warrior, or
a capacity to war; therefore pray not
Thee to be more tnan Thou art-the
All-Perfect-but do pray to the child.
rem OF men that they shall accept Thee;
that they shall open their hearts and
minds and let in Thy holy government;
that they shall strive to fulfil the
commandments to be perfect as Thou
art perfect to love one another, to be
merciful, to be just.
Then shall Thy Infinite Perfection
be manifest in the hearts of men, and
there shall be no more wars or rumors
of wars, neither shall there be any
death or destruction or desolation, or
famine, or heart-break; then shall all
men on earth look into each others
eyes and say, Let there be no strife
between thee and me, for we are
brothers" II. ..sa
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The teachers training class of Cen
trail Union Bible school viii. be or
ganized Sunday morning, October Is,
in the church parlors under the leader.
ship of Mr.. Charles T.. Fits The
course OF study wiz include Child
Study and Elementary Psychology:
Bible study fthe great characters 81
the Old and New Testamentl;; Teach.
ing Methods. Textbooks win be fur.
nished to each member OF the class.
They include TALKS With the Train
ing Glass; by Slattery; ~Biographi-
cal Studies by Strong: and The
Teacher That Teaches" by Wells.
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Fraulein Hauer of the College OF
Hawaii will begin her class In con.
versational French next Tuesday eve
ming at the Homestead. While some
of the girls have studied the language
and some have not, yet Fraulein Hauer
in her capable way knows how to
make everyone feel at home, and each
one feels the class is especially for
her. She has requested the girls to
bring any French books they happen
to have.
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MORMON
CHURCH WORKER
LOCAL VISITOR
Mrs. George Q. Cannon, Wife
Of Famous Elder Who Estab-
lished Local Work in l849,
Making First Trip to Islands
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The estate Of Josiah White. presi-
dent Of the Marlborough Blenheim Co.
who died at Atlantic City, is valued at
$8.I55,I13.
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CKNTRAL UNION CHURCH

Rev. Doremus Scudder, u. ~, MIN.
lister. Rev. Amos A. Ebersole. Assoc
ciate minister.
3 a. m, Teachers Training Class,
Mr.. G. T. Fits, leade.
5 $3.50 O. m. Bible school, Professor
Vaughan MScCaughey. superintendent
II .. m. morning worship. Sermon
BY the associate minister, "A Prophe.
cy That Will Yet be Fulfilled
$50 p. m. Christian Endeavor meet.
ing. A "get-acQuainted evening. Hos.
tess. Mrs. Lloyd r. Killam. Songs by
Mr.. George A. Andrus.
1880 p. m. special evening service
In charge Of the Young Women's
Christian Association. Brief addresses
BY Miss Carolyn Chandler, Mrs. D. L.
wilmington. Miss Mabel z. Bosher.
A cordial welcome is extended to all
at each one Of these services, strang-
ers IN the city being especially invitel
to attend.
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DR.. w. A. Foster of Salem, Mass.
was killed at Schronn Lake, N. Y.
when his automobile plunged into a
rayine His wife was seriously In
iured.
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Islce Laxative Bromo Quinine
Tablets. . An druggists refund
che money # Il fails TO cure.
B. W. Groves Signature s a
each box
1t1NNkpnul1 co. =, tsaiA 2. Z -
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speak before the club on special sub
jects, added to the attractiveness and
interest OF the plan Of this club.
The organization of these and other
special groups in the educational de
partment is in line with the general
club idea which characterizes the &C.
tiyities of the :. NJ c.. A. Men enjoy
their athletics, Bible study, social life
and educational interests when they
are undertaken with small groups of
congenial companions.
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r. ]. Lowrey. for the Laymen's Mis-
sionary Movement.
w, r. Humphries, for the Big Bro
Their Movement
zeno K Myers. for the Pa Ola Day
Camp Fund.
All these reports. while important
will be considered so that only a short
time will be taken up by business. Al
the same time the nom mating commit
tee consisting of Messrs. A. @. Alexan
der, A.. n, Jones and w. A. Bowen will
bring In its report and officers fol
the ensuing year will be elected.
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MISS ERICKSON
NOW SECRETARY
ATCOLUMBUS, 0.
Former Head Of Local Y. w. C.
A. in Charge Of Large East
ern Association

Miss Esther M. Erickson, formerly
general secretary of the Young
Woman's Christian Association of Ho'
nolulu. began her duties October az
general secretary of the Y. w. c. A
at Columbus, Ohio, according to I'm
formation which has been received by
Mrs. G. B. Gage.
Letters to her friends in Honolulu
give the impression that Miss Erick-
son is very happily situated in ColumT
bus. The association is an old one
with a working force of 10 secretar-
les. The boarding home accommodates
LIS and an equal number are served
IN the noon lunch room.
Miss Erickson had several cities
under consideration when she left Ho-
nolulu, among them being Sydney and
Melbourne, Australia, both Of which
are in need of general secretaries.
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THE CHRISTTAN CHURCT

Cor. Hotel and Alakea Sts., in the
old 7. NJ. G. A. building. David Car,
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CONTINUED on page twenty
Gilpin observer., 1914-06-25
NEVADAv|LLE NOTES

Robert Wilkinson was assisting the
blacksmith at the Frontenac mine
the other day, on some heavy iron
work, when the sledge hammer came
off the handle, striking John Reilly
in the face, causing a painful, though
not a dangerous wound.
John Williams returned from Den
yer Wednesday, where he transacted
important business.
Thomas Reilly, who was hit by a
rock, some two weeks ago, is able to
be about again.
A four horse band wagon and sew
eral two seaters, also several single
rigs, left Nevadaville this morning
for the grocers picnic at Tolland.
Colorado.
The Sunday school will meet next
Sunday at 2:20 p. M, preaching by
the pastor at 1880 p. m, All are in
vited.
Gilpin observer., 1914-06-25
LIFE sAPPED IN SIX YEARS
Few Even Of the Youngest and
Strongest Can Stand Work In
Stoke Hole Much Longer.

Another stoker's suicide! There's
hardly liner that makes passage
nowadays without the suicide of a
stoker or two. It's a kind Of pro-
test"
The speaker was a steamship agent.
IT'S kind of protest" he contin-
ued, against the stoker's hard lot.
The stoker. you see. works in q tenn
perature of 140 degrees. He works
in that temperature eight hours q
day. 1t takes a young man to stand 1t.
You ought to see a stoker at the
end Of his fourahour spell. He's q
limp. wet, black gnome. clad in few
wet. black. clinging rags-with eyes
as red as blood from the scorching OF
the fires.
1T takes a young man to stand sto
king. A stoker lasts only about 81,
years. A young, strong man. turned
in six years into q worthless wreck
it's not right. is it,"
The steamship agent sighed
Heaven grant," he said. that oil
fuel will be adopted soon. Oil fuel ia
the only hope for the poor stoker
But to try to hurry the coming of oil
fuel with suicide! AS II the stoke hole
didn't kill them OF fast enough"
Gilpin observer., 1914-06-25
DAVE DAY DEAD

David F. Day, one of Colorado's S
foremost editors, is dead. He died
of paralysis at his home in Durango,
Monday, June 20, 1914.
We well remember when in the late
'70's and early SOS he owned and
edited the Solid Muldoon, at Ouray,
newspaper at that time not
ed throughout Colorado and the west
for it's outspoken and fearless truths,
and was universally circulated about
the state. At that time Dave Day
and Bill Nye, of the Laramie Boom
erang, were considered the two most
noted editors west of the Missouri
river. Along in the SOS he moved
to Durango, Colorado, and founded
the Durango Democrat, that he own
ed and edited at the time of his
death. President Cleveland appoint
ed him agent of the Ute tribe of In
dians during his last administration.
and he saw to it, that the Indians
had their rights to their lands.
Gilpin observer., 1914-06-25
, NOTICE OF APPLicA-
TioN FOR v. S. PATENT

NOTICE OF APPLicA-
TioN FOR v. S. PATEN-
Mining Application No. O197O9.
Mineral Survey No. 1886.
U. S. Land Office at Denver, Colo
April 18th, 1914
Notice is hereby given that in pur.
suance Of the Act Of Congress, ap-
proved May 10, 1872, The Continen-
tai Mines, Power and Reduction Com
pany. whose postoffice is 4O1 First
National Bank Building, Denver, C Colo.,
has made application for a patent for
1161 linear feet on the Three Two.
situate in Lincoln Mining District,
Clear Creek County, State of Colo
RADIO. and, described in the official
plat and field notes, as follows, viz:
Beginning at Cor. No. 1, whence the
S. q. Cor. Sec. 36, T. 2. s., R. "a, W.,
of the 9th P. M. bears N 4S' 40 E.
2721.2 it.,
Thence s. 2s' 35' w. 300 IT. to Cor.
No. 2,
Thence N. 61' 25, w. 1161 1T. to
Cor. No. 3,
Thence N. 2S' 35' E. 300 IT. to Cor.
No. 4,
Thence S. 61' 25' E. 1851 1T. to
Cor. No. l, the place of beginning
containing 5.S65 acres, expressly ex-
cepting and excluding all conflict
with Surveys Nos. 1890, Independ-
ence No. 1, 13149 A Independence
1851 Boston, and 1884 Santa Anna
lodes and forming a portion of the
unsubdivided, Twp. 8, s., Range "a
W., of the 9Th Principal Meridian.
Adjoining and conflicting claims as
shown by the plat of survey: the
above mentioned excluded surveys,
and Sur. No. 1867 Cumberland lode
and Survey No. 1884 Prince Henry,
Combination, Isabella and Liberty
lodes.
MARY WOLFE DARGIN,
Register
1st pub. April %; last,June 25, 1914.
Gilpin observer., 1914-06-25
swIft.a Charity SERMON.

Jonathan Swift once preached q
charity sermon in st. Patrick's cathe-
dral. Dublin. the length Of which
wearied many of his hearers. the De-
troit Free Press remarks. The fact
came to his knowledge and when a
few months later 1t fell to him to
preach q similar sermon in the same
place he determined to profit by the
criticism.
His text was: He that hath pity
upon the poor lendeth unto the Lord.
and that which he hath given will he
repay him again." And after repeating
these words in a more than commonly
emphatic tone the dean added. Now.
my beloved brethren. you hear the
terms Of this loan: IL you like the Sc
curity. down with your Dust"
The quaintness and brevity Of the
sermon 10 said to have brought forth
an unusually large contribution.
Gilpin observer., 1914-06-25
MEAT EATER SEEMS PEEvE9
London Writer In Revolt Against A.
legged WiIes Of the
vegetarians.

want to warn meat-eaters against
a cunning conspiracy to convert them
into vegetarians. A man (whom
GUS nut-eater) lured me into strange
restaurant yesterday morning and set
before me something that looked like
q mutton outlet. cannot tell exactly
what first aroused my suspicious, but
suddenly approaching the outlet from
behind tore off its false frill and dis.
covered 1t to be some nuts and pota-
toes in disguise. Then l saw through
the whole game at once. Some des-
perate band Of vegetarians are sitting
up at nights training bananas to look
like pork sausages. and teaching in
nocent little walnuts to go about mas
querading as deviled kidneys. II
had eaten that mutton outlet, as they
called 1t, they would have lured me on
with celery steak and things until at
last l should have been SO firmly in
their grip that they could boldly have
thrown OF their DISCUSSES. In a year
or SO should have been tame enough
to eat potato peelings from the hand.
Meat>eaters all. we must band our
selves together against the vegetari-
ans, and fight them with their own
weapons. AS soon as can find chef
who can make a mutton chop look like
q boiled carrot shall open an imita-
ton vegetarian restaurant and send
out men disguished in sandals and
health-fber suits to waylay and bring
in nut-eaters. Then we will give them
Cambridge sausages disguised as ba-
nanas. mixed grills masquerading as
fruit salads. and chickens which the
vegetarians will think are cabbages.
until they get the bones in their
throats.-Ivan Head, in the London
Daily Express.