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Kentucky Irish American. (Louisville, Ky.) 1898-1968, 1914-12-12
COMING EVENTS.

December Entertainment fol
st. Philip Neri church at windthorst
Hall. Floyd and woodbine.
December 20--Christmas enter
tainment, 81. Leo's school, Highland
Park.
December 2S-3O-Minstrel show
at st. Charles Hall, Twenty-seventh
and Chestnut.
Tuesday, December 29-Euchre
for Belgium sufferers at st. Will.
Jams school hall.
January 6-7-Euchre and lotto fol
st. Mary and Elizabeth Hospital, tc
be held in hospital building.
Tuesday, January 12-Eucnre and
lotto by Cathedral Altar Society il
new Cathedral hall.
January "a = Catholic Chora
Union concert at Macauley's Thea.
ter for benefit of st. Lawrence Insti
tute for Homeless Boys.
January 27-2s-Ladies' Sewint
Society annual charity euchre and
lotto at Phoenix Hill for st
Anthony's Hospital.
Kentucky Irish American. (Louisville, Ky.) 1898-1968, 1914-12-12
MARTIN o'TooLE KILLED.

Martin O'Toole. forty years old
and residing at 1886 High street.
sustained fatal injuries In an ex-
plosion on the Portland canal, where
he was engaged In construction work
by the Bickel Company. The unfor-
tunate man was setting fuse lead
Ing to charge of dynamite when
the charge exploded. He was rushed
to the hospital, but succumbed .
short time after reaching there. Hls
wife and the following sisters sur
viye him. Mrs. John Burke, Mn.
Patrick Sweeney. Mrs. Mary Reardon
and Mrs. Margaret Dunn. The fu~
neral was held Monday morning
from st. Cecilia's church. Of vhIcI(
the dead man was long . menb21
Kentucky Irish American. (Louisville, Ky.) 1898-1968, 1914-12-12
FATHER HUGH LILLY.

The older members of st. Louis
Bertrand's parish were grieved when
they learned of the death of the Rev.
Father Hugh Lilly, Preacher Gen.
eral of the Dominican order, at St.
Anthony's Hospital, in Columbus,
Ohio, which occurred after an illness
of pneumonia. Father Lilly was
eighty years old and is remembered
by the older generation. For a num-
ber of years he was Prior of the
order here, during which time the
Church of st. Louis Bertrand, at
Sixth and st. Catherine streets, was
begun under his direction. He made
many mission tours over the country
and through his zeal and persistent
work rose to the rank of Preacher
General. His funeral and interment
took place Monday in New York
City.
Kentucky Irish American. (Louisville, Ky.) 1898-1968, 1914-12-12

all the aspirations that God has i'm
planted in the human breast, and Is
entitled TO the same considerations
as you would give to any other hu-
man being who is not engaged as a
wage worker.
We have all along recognized that
the employers own the land, that
they own the plants, that they own
the machines; but we have positively
denied, continuously denied, that
they own the men, and for the first
time in the history of this or any
other country we have that idea
embodied in legislation-that labor
is no longer a commodity or article
Of commerce and can not be any
longer considered as such.
Kentucky Irish American. (Louisville, Ky.) 1898-1968, 1914-12-12

Tomorrow will be the anniversary
of a number OF the societies OF 81.
Boniface church. and being the Sun
day within the octave OF the feast OF
the Immaculate Conception there VIII
be an impressive celebration at the
solemn vespers In the afternoon.
The Rev. Father Fitzgerald. pastor
Of ST. Leo's church. Highland Park
will preach the sermon on this occa-
sion. a distinction seldom conferred
on any but members Of the orders.
Kentucky Irish American. (Louisville, Ky.) 1898-1968, 1914-12-12

churches, established thirty-two mis-
sions and increased the number OF
his clergy to eleven. He introduced
the Sisters Of Charity from Emmits-
burg and other teaching orders, who
have since established many houses
throughout the diocese.
Bishop Chanche's last episcopal
act was to participate in the first
provincial council of Baltimore in
May, 1852. At its close he paid a
family visit to some relatives in
Frederick, Md. There he was
stricken with his last Illness, a
virulent form of cholera morbus,
from which he failed to rally and he
passed peacefully to his reward
July %, 1859. in the fifty-sixth year
of his age and the eleventh Of his
episcopate
Kentucky Irish American. (Louisville, Ky.) 1898-1968, 1914-12-12
PRESENTS FOR CHILDREN.

Santa Claus will come to the
Shelby Democratic Club as usual
this year on December 26. The
committeeman have been working
diligently for two months collecting
presents which will be given to the
children of the Second and Third
wards. Last year 1900 children
enjoyed the occasion and plans are
to make this years celebration
equally as enjoyable. There will be
six Santa Clauses = Magistrate
Frank Dacher. Phil ]. Fleig. Jacob
Hartstern, DR.. @. w. Schmitt, Jo-
seph Seller and Lawrence Stein
metz.
Kentucky Irish American. (Louisville, Ky.) 1898-1968, 1914-12-12
MERLIN THE MINSTREL.

One of our local citizens went into
the Tax Receivers Office the other
morning and going up to one OF the
windows questioned the young man
stationed there about his tax bill. but
was amazed to have fired back at
him why does a chicken cross the
street," and what makes more noise
than a pig In a gate?" Before the
taxpayer could reply the deputy
begged his pardon and explained
that he had been rehearsjng his lines
for the minstrel show TO be given by
the members OF the st. Charles ball
club on December 2S, 29 and 80, In
st. Charles Hall, Twenty-seventh and
Chestnut streets. The deputy was
Merlin Hogan, the crack outfielder,
who is also due to make hit as
one OF the sweet singers.
Kentucky Irish American. (Louisville, Ky.) 1898-1968, 1914-12-12
GENERAL MEETING.

The general meeting OF the Louis
Vile Conferences of the st. Vincent
de Paul Society will be held tomor-
row afternoon In the Knights OF
Columbus Hall on Fourth street.
President John A. Doyle win address
the members on the work of the Ma
tional Conference OF Charities at
Washington, to which he was a dele
gate. A record attendance is looked
for.
Kentucky Irish American. (Louisville, Ky.) 1898-1968, 1914-12-12

DIR. Peter s. Ganz win deliver
lecture at the X. OF @. Hall next
wednesday evening for the benefit
Of the members, his subject TO be
report of the Catholic Federation
ana what II proposes to do In the
future. Thomas Walsh, the coun-
eli Lecturer, has arranged splendid
|proeramme for every Wednesday
evening during the lecturers session.
Kentucky Irish American. (Louisville, Ky.) 1898-1968, 1914-12-12
JEFFERsoNvILLE.

The Columbian Club. Of Jefferson
willie. has elected officers for six
months as follows: Otto NJ. Schnat-
ter. President; william n. Cole. Vice
President; Charles Heuser. Secre-
tary; George schnatter, Treasurer;
James Heuser. Thomas Kelly, Ed
ward O'Brien and @. White, Di-
rectors.
Kentucky Irish American. (Louisville, Ky.) 1898-1968, 1914-12-12
SECOND TO ITALY.

After Italy the United States has
now the largest hierarchy in the
Catholic world. with 101 arch
dIoceses and dioceses.
Wood County reporter. [volume] (Grand Rapids [i.e. Wisconsin Rapids], Wis.) 1857-1923, 1914-12-10
Activities of Women.

Female knitters and spinners in
Scotland make from 81 to $3.50 per
week.
Of the 188,854 voters registered in
Los Angeles, Cal, $3.50 are women.
Women are being drilled for duty
as members of London's police force.
American Red Cross nurses on the
European battlefelds will be known
as Sisters"
Recent statistics show that males in
Japan outnumber the women by only
567,775.
In Cuba married women always re-
tain their maiden names in addition to
the names of their husbands
Mothers of students in Pasadena
(CaI) high school will be taught how
to cook
Mrs. Abbie E. Lathrop of Cranky,
Mass, manages a mouse farm which
harbors over II, 900 mice, 500 rats and
100 rabbits. She finds a steady sale
for her little animals from medical
institutions, where they are used for
research work.
Wood County reporter. [volume] (Grand Rapids [i.e. Wisconsin Rapids], Wis.) 1857-1923, 1914-12-10
COVERING HIS TRACKS.

John" said the woman in a quietly
earnest manner, what time was it
when you got home last night?"
Eleven o'clock"
That new clock you gave me for
birthday present is evidently wrong.
l distinctly heard it strike two"
"Oh, yes, that clock has novel mod
ern ways that are a little confusing
at first. What is struck was one and
one, side by side, which makes eleven.
you know. 1t isn't worth bothering
with. I'll take it right back and change
1t for one that strikes the plain old
fashioned way"
Wood County reporter. [volume] (Grand Rapids [i.e. Wisconsin Rapids], Wis.) 1857-1923, 1914-12-10

TT consists of two parts Of ethyl
chloride, four parts of chloroform, and
twelve parts of sulphuric ether. This
mixture boils at a very low tempera-
ture; in fact at the normal temper
allure of the human body. If any one
clasps phial containing it in his fist
for few minutes it boils gently. The
patient inhales the vapor of the boil
ing liquid and quickly it produces
freedom from pain-then sleep. If
the phial be held under his nostrils so
that he continues to inhale the vapor.
his sensory nerves are blunted, he be-
Wood County reporter. [volume] (Grand Rapids [i.e. Wisconsin Rapids], Wis.) 1857-1923, 1914-12-10

comes anesthetized
Professor Schleich insisted that
there is no danger in using the mix
ture Its simplicity and harmlessness,
therefore, he considered, recommend
it's use in war.
Each soldier could be provided cas-
lily with a small quantity of the liquid
in a suitable tube, which he could use
the surgeons hands. No overdose
would be possible. because the soldier
would fall asleep first, and the tube
would drop from his hard"
Wood County reporter. [volume] (Grand Rapids [i.e. Wisconsin Rapids], Wis.) 1857-1923, 1914-12-10
HAD EXCITING TWO MONTHS
Rose From Obscurity to Recog-
nIzed Place on Stage.

Two months ago Buster. q little
brindle Boston bull terrier, was lost
from his home. He belonged to Rob-
ert Owen, 81 North Hardesty ave
nue. One day he was picked up by
the city dog catcher" and taken to
the pound to be sold or killed. 1t ap-
peared to be the end of Buster. says
Wood County reporter. [volume] (Grand Rapids [i.e. Wisconsin Rapids], Wis.) 1857-1923, 1914-12-10

the Kansas City Times.
Last week an act at the Globe the
alter was almost put out of commits
sion by the death of one of the dogs
used in a basketball stunt. The own
er of the act went to the dog pound.
There he picked out a brindle terrier
from the lot of homeless dogs which
had been gathered. He paid s. for
him.
The curtain went up on the dog act
at the Globe last Thursday. Almost
simultaneously a man and his daugh-
ter sitting in the second row jumped
Wood County reporter. [volume] (Grand Rapids [i.e. Wisconsin Rapids], Wis.) 1857-1923, 1914-12-10

from their seats and rushed to the
rear of the theater. where Louis OPP
penstein, owner of the theateT, stood.
Did this act start here in Kansas
City," asked the excited man.
why, no; they're from New York, !"
Mr.. Oppenstein said.
We'll, my names Owen, and there's
a dog on the stage there that looks
like one l lost two months ago" he
returned. May we go back and seer"
So the man. his daughter. and Mr.
Oppenstein went back. When the
door leading directly onto the stage
Wood County reporter. [volume] (Grand Rapids [i.e. Wisconsin Rapids], Wis.) 1857-1923, 1914-12-10
Is love an asset or a liability?

was opened there was one loud yelp
from the little brindle dog. He jumped
first into the arms of Mr. Owen, then
rubbed against the daughter. whining
all the while.
Yes. he's yours" said Mr.. Open
stein.
And now Buster is back at home,
after two of the most exciting months
of his life-all the way from an out
cast in the most exciting months Of
his life-a1 the way from an outcast
in the street to a full-fedged actor on
the vaudeville stage.
Wood County reporter. [volume] (Grand Rapids [i.e. Wisconsin Rapids], Wis.) 1857-1923, 1914-12-10

Dear Sir
Some time ago we shipped a watch to
John Smith of your town, express charges
c. o. D. The value of the watch is SIS
and John Smith paid US a deposit of 81. 50
agreeing to remit the balance az. Del. bill
of lading, c. o. D.
Inasmuch as we have not received a re-
ply to our letters to the said PARTY and
to avoid having the watch returned with
additional charges to US, we will give YOU
the privilege Of examining the same and if
you will remit to US the amount of the c.
Q. D., which is $3.50 you may keep the
watch as your property
Please advise US at once.
Signed BLANK &, blank
As I recall the watches 7 will esti-
mate their value at about So each.
although there are now dozens of bet
ter watches made which retail for 81
each. The whole plan was actually a
fraud. There was no John Smith or
whatever name they used, in any of
the towns. The watches were bright
and kept fair time.
1t was all trick to sell to the ex-
press agents in hundreds of small
towns So watches at $3.50 each. 1t
was a great trick, the success of
which depended on the skiIlfuI knowI-
edge of human nature possessed by
my two clever bosses.
In few days after we began send
Wood County reporter. [volume] (Grand Rapids [i.e. Wisconsin Rapids], Wis.) 1857-1923, 1914-12-10
Russian Woman Martyr.

Mrs. Catherine Breshkovsky, known
as "Baboushka, or grandmother to
the Russians, has been ordered to
some point on the arctic circle, after
having been imprisoned at Irkutsk for
trying to escape. She is seventy years
old and was sentenced to the life of
a convict because of her anarchistic
activities. Several years ago she
made a lecture tour of the United
States.
Wood County reporter. [volume] (Grand Rapids [i.e. Wisconsin Rapids], Wis.) 1857-1923, 1914-12-10
Seted in Manila in a year.

keted in Manila in a year.
There is a grasshopper plague
every ten years in the Philippines"
said President Waters, and the
problem of combating the grasshop-
pers in q warm climate like the Phil
ippines is more difficult than in coun-
tries where cold weather serves as d
check.
There are many acres Of unset
tied country which serve as breeding
places for the grasshoppars. The
method used in capturing the grass
boppeTs is to organize a drive. A
Wood County reporter. [volume] (Grand Rapids [i.e. Wisconsin Rapids], Wis.) 1857-1923, 1914-12-10
ANESTHETlC FOR THE FIELD
Each Soldier May Carry Preparation
That VIII Ease Pain and Quickly
Produce Sleep.

That each soldier carry his own
anesthetic for use to deaden pain in
case he is wounded in battle is one of
the suggestions made by an English
journal The discovery of the anes-
thetic was made by Professor Schleich
and the description of It is as fol-
lows:
Wood County reporter. [volume] (Grand Rapids [i.e. Wisconsin Rapids], Wis.) 1857-1923, 1914-12-10
Justifable.

What caused you to strike him?"
you see, judge. it was like this: I
remarked to him that the Japs were
bombarding the Germans at Using
Tao, and he replied that the Japg
wouldn't do Using Tao EN-"
Discharged"
Wood County reporter. [volume] (Grand Rapids [i.e. Wisconsin Rapids], Wis.) 1857-1923, 1914-12-10
QUEER FOOD OF FILIPINOS
Three Thousand Tons of Dried Grass
hoppers Marketed Annually in
Philippines.

Dried grasshoppers are used as
food in the Philippine islands," said
Henry Jackson Waters, president Of
the college. in a talk before the agri-
cultural society of the Kansas State
Agricultural college. Three thou
sand tons of grasshoppers are mar
Wood County reporter. [volume] (Grand Rapids [i.e. Wisconsin Rapids], Wis.) 1857-1923, 1914-12-10

large shallow tank is constructed
which has wings of galvanized iron
The tank is filed with kerosene The
natives then start the drive three o.
tour miles away and close in gradual
ly. driving the grasshoppers before
them into the tank The grasshop-
peTs are then dried and sent to mar
ket.
sor Deans method of poisoned bran
mash. it would prove more effective.
believes President Waters, than the
system which is used.
Wood County reporter. [volume] (Grand Rapids [i.e. Wisconsin Rapids], Wis.) 1857-1923, 1914-12-10
Election Day.

General election dag is legal holi-
day in all the states except the follow
ing: Alabama, Arkansas. Connecticut
Delaware. Georgia, Maine, Massachu
sets. Mississippi. Nebraska, North
Carolina, Utah. Vermont, Ohio, Kansas
and West Virginia Columbus day is
a legal holiday in thirty Of the forty
eight states.
Wood County reporter. [volume] (Grand Rapids [i.e. Wisconsin Rapids], Wis.) 1857-1923, 1914-12-10
The Wise One

After all, Clara, it is not such a
serious matter if you quarreled with
your fance. Remember, the wise one
gives in"
That's just it; he gave in immedi-
ately. "-Meggendorfer Blaetter Mum
ich).
Wood County reporter. [volume] (Grand Rapids [i.e. Wisconsin Rapids], Wis.) 1857-1923, 1914-12-10
Preparind for the Fray.

I'm going to make speech that
will make my friends sit up"
You're on the wrong track" replied
the experienced campaigner. See If
you can't make one that will cause
the other fellows to lie down"
Wood County reporter. [volume] (Grand Rapids [i.e. Wisconsin Rapids], Wis.) 1857-1923, 1914-12-10
If Her Name Shows Her Nature

Nell-So VIII is to marry Miss
Crabbe. He's entirely too young for
her, don't you think?
Bell-Oh, he'll age rapidly enough
after he's married 70 her.
Wood County reporter. [volume] (Grand Rapids [i.e. Wisconsin Rapids], Wis.) 1857-1923, 1914-12-10
Not So Bad as All That.

81 never saw a woman SO mad. In
her rage she stamped up and down the
room"
And tore her hair, suppose?"
Mercy, no; It cost too much"
Wood County reporter. [volume] (Grand Rapids [i.e. Wisconsin Rapids], Wis.) 1857-1923, 1914-12-10
Mrs. Rumpweather Explains.

II have observed, says Mrs. Bump
weather, that when l am extra kind
to people they think I am easy-gofng
and take advantage of me. But l can
well afford to laugh, because it is per
fectIy true
Wood County reporter. [volume] (Grand Rapids [i.e. Wisconsin Rapids], Wis.) 1857-1923, 1914-12-10
A Popular Saving.

Twas a pretty howdy-do,
Yet we didn't dread it;
Here's a fact we'll slip TO you
Angelina said it,
Wood County reporter. [volume] (Grand Rapids [i.e. Wisconsin Rapids], Wis.) 1857-1923, 1914-12-10
Denied II,

so you told Brown that you'd heard
stories to my discredit?"
81 did not What l told him was
that I'd never heard any stories to
your credit. Boston Evening Tran
script
Wood County reporter. [volume] (Grand Rapids [i.e. Wisconsin Rapids], Wis.) 1857-1923, 1914-12-10
a Weeks w lash,

Rather queer looking curtain hang
ing at that window across the way. 7.
reminds me of a japanese portiere."
THAT isn't curtain. Miss Hall
room has tied a string across her win
dow and hung up her stockings to dry
Wood County reporter. [volume] (Grand Rapids [i.e. Wisconsin Rapids], Wis.) 1857-1923, 1914-12-10
Sure.

Education is a great thing" OBJ
served the old fogy.
1T sure is" agreed the boob. 1T
must be tough not to be able to read
the baseball scores. '-Cincinnati En-
Quirer
Wood County reporter. [volume] (Grand Rapids [i.e. Wisconsin Rapids], Wis.) 1857-1923, 1914-12-10
Clear az a Cloudy Dav.

Naggsby-What is the popular idea
of the average government?
Waggsby-That if 30 fellows chip
in a nickel apiece one of them will
have a dollar.
Wood County reporter. [volume] (Grand Rapids [i.e. Wisconsin Rapids], Wis.) 1857-1923, 1914-12-10
Hard TO Believe.

Just shows how a man can get alb
sorbed in this war news"
What does?"
Walter Johnson lost a game the
other day and l hardly gave the mat
ter a thought"
Wood County reporter. [volume] (Grand Rapids [i.e. Wisconsin Rapids], Wis.) 1857-1923, 1914-12-10
Here I'm

The philosopher of the Cincinnati
Enquirer says: when you have said
enough, stop talking" But did you
ever see anyone who thought he had
said enough? Neither did we-Mem-
phis Commercial Appeal.
Wood County reporter. [volume] (Grand Rapids [i.e. Wisconsin Rapids], Wis.) 1857-1923, 1914-12-10
Took an Encore

Sire-So you have to take another
examination. Didn't you pass?
Son-Say, passed so well was
encored and now l have to do it all
over against. Paul Dispatch.
Wood County reporter. [volume] (Grand Rapids [i.e. Wisconsin Rapids], Wis.) 1857-1923, 1914-12-10
q Mistaken Idea.

Women have no sense of humor."
ooh, yes they have. Within the last
week I've heard Lclf a dozen of them
express the opinion that you were
such a funny-looking person."
Wood County reporter. [volume] (Grand Rapids [i.e. Wisconsin Rapids], Wis.) 1857-1923, 1914-12-10
Easclnated.

They had a very swell wedding,
I hear"
THE flowers and the dresses we're
so magnificent that a lot Of women
forgot to cry"
Wood County reporter. [volume] (Grand Rapids [i.e. Wisconsin Rapids], Wis.) 1857-1923, 1914-12-10
Tears Cost Nothinn

You say he's a sentimentalist?"
yes. He's the sort of fellow who
weeps over a poets birthplace, but
wouldn't subscribe a dollar toward
having the roof mended."
Wood County reporter. [volume] (Grand Rapids [i.e. Wisconsin Rapids], Wis.) 1857-1923, 1914-12-10
Popular Approval.

"Of course, popular approval is es-
sential to success" said the statesman.
Il don't know" replied the plain per-
son; 2 number of baseball umpires
have managed to get on pretty we'll
without it."
Wood County reporter. [volume] (Grand Rapids [i.e. Wisconsin Rapids], Wis.) 1857-1923, 1914-12-10
The Hardware Man.

Gabe-There is a man who calls a
spade q spade.
steve-What is he? An author or a
reformer?
Gabe-Neither. He's a hardware
dealer-Cincinnat Enquirer.
Wood County reporter. [volume] (Grand Rapids [i.e. Wisconsin Rapids], Wis.) 1857-1923, 1914-12-10
Hstes TO Lose.

She seems to have lovely table
manners
AT the dinner table. yes; but you
ought to see how she acts at the
bridge table,
Wood County reporter. [volume] (Grand Rapids [i.e. Wisconsin Rapids], Wis.) 1857-1923, 1914-12-10
ThA Kind

I want to send some flowers to a
reigning belle. What would you ad-
vise?"
IF she's reigning, why not send her
a shower bouquet"
Wood County reporter. [volume] (Grand Rapids [i.e. Wisconsin Rapids], Wis.) 1857-1923, 1914-12-10
Tvnic5IIv Dutch.

Did the gentleman from Holland
put down anything for the childrens
fresh air fund.-"
Eyes, a great deal. He put down al
name a yard long and $3.50"
Wood County reporter. [volume] (Grand Rapids [i.e. Wisconsin Rapids], Wis.) 1857-1923, 1914-12-10
A Worse Loss.

Looks like a loss of good material
to see two girls kissing"
How about our congressman vast
ing their valuable oratory on each 9th
er?"-Kansas City Journal.
Wood County reporter. [volume] (Grand Rapids [i.e. Wisconsin Rapids], Wis.) 1857-1923, 1914-12-10
One Way Of Avoiding Germs.

There is nothing better adapted for
catching germs than gelatin and for
this reason dishes containing it should
never be allowed to stand about IN
covered
Wood County reporter. [volume] (Grand Rapids [i.e. Wisconsin Rapids], Wis.) 1857-1923, 1914-12-10
Quite In His Line.

THAT band leader seems to be very
much afraid Of criticism If he gives
a concert"
why, his business ought to make
him used to facing the music"
Wood County reporter. [volume] (Grand Rapids [i.e. Wisconsin Rapids], Wis.) 1857-1923, 1914-12-10

The Doctor-The human system re-
quires certain amount Of lime, other
wise the bones don't develop properly.
The JOKER guess that's how the
custom of embarrassing politicians
originated.
Wood County reporter. [volume] (Grand Rapids [i.e. Wisconsin Rapids], Wis.) 1857-1923, 1914-12-10
NafIIraI & ecIIIf

"They tried the new play on the
dog"
with what results?"
'HowIing success"
Wood County reporter. [volume] (Grand Rapids [i.e. Wisconsin Rapids], Wis.) 1857-1923, 1914-12-10
Birth of weILknovn Society.

The first society for the Prevention
of Cruelty to Animals was founded in
England in 1924 by Mr.. Martin, NJ. P.
Wood County reporter. [volume] (Grand Rapids [i.e. Wisconsin Rapids], Wis.) 1857-1923, 1914-12-10
One Place.

You can't do much nowadays with
one dollar"
That's so. Still, dollar makes a
terrific noise in a flve-and-ten-cent
store"
Wood County reporter. [volume] (Grand Rapids [i.e. Wisconsin Rapids], Wis.) 1857-1923, 1914-12-10
Makin0 Gnnd

Gladys declared she would swoon
away If anybody ever attempted to
kiss her"
Did she do it when Jack tried?"
She made z feint effort
Wood County reporter. [volume] (Grand Rapids [i.e. Wisconsin Rapids], Wis.) 1857-1923, 1914-12-10
He Understood,

"The trouble with you is that you
don't understand the difference be-
tween Socialists and anarchists"
ooh, yes l do. Lots OF. Socialists
are willing to work"