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The evening herald. [volume] (Albuquerque, New Mexico) 1914-1922, 1914-03-19
SENATOR JONES, nLlTnEnsKIrE

n ENATOR JONES Or Washington
state broke IL gently lo the ma
ton yesterday Ia course IT a
h%aranguc In tho senate. hat Presi-
dent Wilson is "a traitor to his couu
try; TINT. fearing the effects ~ his
Mexican policy b president hurried
~ had summoned the British min
lister 10 Mexico. Sir Lionel Garden
and by Offering Co repeal the canal
tolls exemption clause. secured an
agreement with England Go help the
United state force other natious to
respect the Monroe DO trnc. The
senator from Washington limited
broadly az oow.rdico. craven action
and darker mysteries In the admins
t%rauion's foreign policy that virtually
amounted 60 "a charge or high trea-
son. lie charged 30 effect That Pres
ident Wilson's classic message asking
congress 90 repeal thc TOLLS ,Ncmp-
ton clause had not been considered
unul after The president had seen the
British diplomat ma Washington that
i was Inspired ny fear on one hand
md an effort 20 aid the Canadian Pa
cinc railroad on the othcr.
Apparently enato Juncs is the
only supposedly Intelligent human
being in the United states who did
mot snow that Presideu, Wilson had
been considering this canal TOLLS cx-
rInptiun repeal message for weeks;
that ne had spoken OF b frequently
tu callers, discussed % with senators.
referred to its forthcoming appear
auco in public |uttorunces 10 is true
that sn FAR aa $50 know tho president
did nor consult Jones cot Washington
about brnF ug n the message The
mcssig, strick SeuHlor Jones u- re-
WarkIhlr for "the sublime assurance
uf the -rhrolmastcr that the boys
VIII du what he wants An. There, =
Ia rub The boys have been doing
what president Wilson wants with 70
Wouutonous regularity that iusiIncs
tho chief eXocuuy, In his sublime as-
fIrauce chat the majority rurty Dol
congress will continue Goo stand with
him for right ana Justice. o. seems
Poo have gotten on senator Jones
nerves.
of course 50 Is recognized that out
breaks like those Of The Jones speech
Yesterday are designed primarily 10
serve ~ future communion ln poiti.
q cnitpaiEas. n les difficult Go be-.
llerc that even "a hlathvrskitc of th'
Jonrs callher believes President VII
son "a coward and q craven the Re
pgblicans IN me senate have plentl
81 reason To- know that ne isn't IL I
difficult 10 believe thAt Jones consid.
ers the president d traitor 90 hii
country. ~ he does, hls people DO
al. northwest should recall HIM. foi
o. would be indubitable evidence OF
unsound mind.
~ g. % o. regretted that pari'
prejudice. ana apparently mat alone
should lead 90 the u%ttorance Of sucf
-oxtrayngant statements 10 qua great
osi legislative body senator Jones
aions with others. h granted hy th'
The evening herald. [volume] (Albuquerque, New Mexico) 1914-1922, 1914-03-19

and place over Il another biscuit
Crowd them slightly into n pan 10
Keep from spreading n brush the
TOP With u bit of moltcd butter. Thcy
viii make their last rising very
quickly and should bake as any oth-
or rru would bc.-Chicago Inter-
Ocean.
The evening herald. [volume] (Albuquerque, New Mexico) 1914-1922, 1914-03-19
GOOD EATING FOR
LENT


tFrom Good. housekeeping Maya
zine)
Lot those uf us b give no thought
tu the diet during Lrnt. Tor religious
reasons, boar In mind lint % is adj
Nisitpic from "a dlotctIc standpoint to
substitute" vegetable tuuds az thus
season for the heavy meats served
during the winter months. As warm
weather approaches b mtruductiun
of fresh vegetables and fruits iu the
diet Zoe place ut the % expensive
'sEs and meats. is "a wise one, not
only Tor thu sake ui economy ana
health, but because the appearance
ot new dishes upon fhe tapic serves
90 tempt the appetite ana also add 60
the rnJos ment OF the meal The fol-
loWlng dishsH are n%uurthiUE. some OF
them hearty, and are particularly
good eating
VcgrtahIc Na,cdoinc.
Wash and srrurp suine carrots. cut
into pieces about three nChcs long
aud onc-half Inch wide RoI ln egE
and bread crumbs and ly ln deep
not lut. Prepare some rr.amed on
% also some fresh uf canned peas
Put th, pea iu the center of I'd round
platter surround with the crcamtd
unions bordercd hy tho fried carrots.
Garnish With eress and points of pi-
mcnto.
I'otatu Applc..
IWn CuptulH OF riced POTATOES. one
hail Cupful OF grated cheese one egg.
two tableHpuonfuis ct cream co on.
tablespoonful of butter and tgo table
Erouufuls of butter and TWO table
fpuuufuls uf milk. Sail 90 taste. Mix
an ingredients together shape as
small apples egg and crumbs. put
Glove In stem aud blossom end. aud
Try tn degp hpt fat Serve Earnished
with parsley
Quiuk Entire Mlacat Hrcad.
Add 10 any good recipe for entire
wheat mullins one-half cupful ct
finely chopped mus and half q cup
ful 81 iincii chopped raisins. Bake
len "a lou for o. hour. To make info
La delicious sweet for luncheon, cut
Tim slices nom the Iona. ,uas,. bus
tet them ana put together with jan,
90 mitrmoluue 90 conserve. Serve
with amy kind of snappy cheese.
when baby suffers with eczema or
SONS Itching skin trouble. use Doan'a
Ointment A little 81 q goes a Ions
way and II b. safe for children. soc
% % at an stores.
HENtti'S MEsAENGERS. Phone $50.
For a taxi. call ID Mauro. Phone A..
The evening herald. [volume] (Albuquerque, New Mexico) 1914-1922, 1914-03-19
DRIVEN TO 1T.

DRIVEN To TT.
They're wearing wigs
To match the gown.
And one dame wears
a purple crown
Then YOU run onto
one or two
Whose domes are stained
\ baby blue,
And thea one trips
Across the scene
Whose dome ~ n
81. Patrick green,
Then you meet M
Whose crown II pink
And then Won 20
And take u drink
-Jud Mortimer Lewis.
The evening herald. [volume] (Albuquerque, New Mexico) 1914-1922, 1914-03-19

TIIE ADVERTISING FUND.
Every little dollar
You drop in the pot
VIII help boost a little
The value of your lot.
WONDER what the warlike trio.
Santurs Fall, Jones and Works think
OF votes Tor womcn2
f.
DOROTHY DIX sRys a woman
should be allowed 20 select her own
husband. There's "a law designed to
keep her from selecting some other
wuman's husband.
q
THE IOWA United Mine Workers
hay" agreed on n sage scale they
viii demand. It's cheering To know
that the United Mine Workers can
agree on anything.
q
Even slowly. There's a Limit.
b'rnm Samuel Merwin's new nov
a. Anthony. the ABSOLUTELY.
y kissed her eyes slOwly. one by
one"
q
r T. A. has discovered hat all
The evening herald. [volume] (Albuquerque, New Mexico) 1914-1922, 1914-03-19

when baby Funerr with eczema or
some Itching skin trouble. use Doan's
Ointment A little 81 q goes a long
way and II b. safe for children. Soc
"a box at an stores
HINRN's MESSENGERS. Phone aaa.
The evening herald. [volume] (Albuquerque, New Mexico) 1914-1922, 1914-03-19

automobiles ara divide,i into two
cissscs-the Fords ana the Can't Az
fords.
rs THE MAD March Hare any
relative of the Ma Spring Wis.,
O.
LIG4f1AN BUSHELS bon mot
that "mcn are foois ard always viii
he. Wsa ~ deubt nreatiy enjoyed by
Mr Lillian Russell Kansas city
Journal.
Wonder which Mr. Lillian Russell
convinced her Of that?
THE DETROIT NEWS suggests
that the men who are demanding
war with Mexico. enlist In any one
Of the following regiments:
Solid ivory Fusiliors.
All-bone Artillery.
Hickory -domed Signal Corps.
slant-hoad cavalry.
O.
THE YOUNG MEN of Albuquer-
que who have been invited tO ioin
the new national guard regiment
evidently are not In favor of inter
vcntion.
Will. SOME one connected with
wv ENNNfAN NNA WV AAfNHtAN'N vs.
cruelty To- Animals kindly do some
thing Tor that cat on West Tiicras
avonue9 OP. S.-Thc cat h. dead.
and from ull indications, II hecom
ing more 30 every day).
.
MAYBE THE city cleanup wag-
u viii get u.
o
IT'S 4 WISE head that postponed
cleanup week until after the city
election
AFTER APRIL Z the cat VIII not
be alone.
.Ic--
I'd like to live In Iceland.
really would ! swear
Ia like to live in Iceland.
They do NJ tango there.
Los Angeles Express.
Not thngo up in Iceland
You're ignorant ] swear
why. Iceland is the country
Where they dance the polar bear
.
WHEN Mr.. McReynolds gets
through with the p-ennsylVnn mis- coal
trust We wish-but whats the usa
c.
ANYWAY. well soon be cooking
on the gas stove.
The evening herald. [volume] (Albuquerque, New Mexico) 1914-1922, 1914-03-19
AND HATING The gas meter.

WE REGRET 10 inform the dis
tiuguished artist who has Just sailed
across to New York To paint Ameri-
cas- most famous beauties, that
they've beat him 90 it,
o
CpRSETS. it is said, cause divorce
and floating Kidneys That kidney
proposition is probably the ono
thing hat keeps a lot of men from
wearing Corscts.
The evening herald. [volume] (Albuquerque, New Mexico) 1914-1922, 1914-03-19

by the
SacaRd Iiddlr.
LAST NIGHT.

LAST NIGHT.
THE maid stood on
Tho mnd-swcpt street
Whence ul but h
had blown.
And held her hat.
And spied her feet
And knew tho rest
Had flown.
o
AMONG OTHER mid-Lcnten
Jokes We note our bid friend the woT-
thy fish, who can DE too
fresh
o
\ CHICAGO Judge has ruled that
circumstance mas arise under which
% is lawful 10 pail a feather out of o
Womau's hat. Wed hate To be mixed
up in ans such circumstances.
YES. Mabel In business. too, the
hustle follows the bust.
O.
FELIN DIAz says peace In Next
eco is "a long way Off And Felix
also admits that he and peace go
hand la hand.
SENATOR JONES 81 washing
ton probably would attribute the in
crcase IN wolves Ia northern New
Mexico tu the Democratic administru-
ton.
o
WE TRUST the entertainment
committee took the visiting Moose
home In u closed hack last night.
o
WE'VE BUILT the Jemez road so
often uu paper that We know every
foot of IA.
o
IT SHOWS you what persistent
paper construction viii accomplish.
o
YOU CAN'T keep a good man
down Major Burke snys Buffalo
Hill thimseln ncvc. really hit his
gait until he broke into the movies.
WHY WORRY? The oregon ma
tional guard is 10 be put on a war
basis.
The evening herald. [volume] (Albuquerque, New Mexico) 1914-1922, 1914-03-19

For a taxi. call ID Mnuro Phone H.
The Topeka state journal. [volume] (Topeka, Kansas) 1892-1980, 1914-01-24

bundled him around and poked him
In the ribs. and then away they WENT
dragging him between them.
At the corner they were calling for
the patrol wagon when Mr.. BoWoere
family butcher happened along and
INDUCED them to listen and finally dc.
cided ON letting him go. He limpe0
back to the house. The moon SIN
shed her glorious beams, but he saw
her not. There was q mist hovertn9
around the cat waiting at the gate. but
he gave 1t no heed. With signs and
groans he drew himself up the steps
and kicked open the door. and - he
saw Mrs. Bowser In the hall he exc
tended his arm until his finger almost
touched her nose and hoarsely whiD-
pered:
would be assassin, behold your
work! You were coming to ex1llt over
my corpse! Make NO excuses to me.
for they won't go. Tomorrow, woman.
we separate forever, and IL"
He couldn't get out another word
and as he stood painting and gasping
and gesturing she went back up stairs.
and the cat demurely followed
Copyright 1914. by the Mcclure
Newspaper Syndicate.)-
The Topeka state journal. [volume] (Topeka, Kansas) 1892-1980, 1914-01-24

The Prudential Trust company vii,
loan money on city property.-Adv.
The Topeka state journal. [volume] (Topeka, Kansas) 1892-1980, 1914-01-24

Mrs. Bowser. you may have seen
something in the papers about the
dispute between Professor Boxly and
DIR. Hurley"
IT don't remember
Probably not. II it had been q bit
of scandal, you'd have remembered all
about it, but as it related to medical
science you didn't think 1t worth while
reading. The dispute. as may in
form you, arose over the cause of
malaria The doctor asserted that
mosquitoes caused malaria by inocu-
lating human beings. and the profess
sor contended that thu moon was df-
rectly responsible for it,
but how could the moon be re-
sponsible? What an absurd idea!'
Don't go too fast. my dear woman.
II you had read his articles, you would
not call the idea absurd. Have you
ever noticed mist rising from the
earth at night ?"
"Of course"
well. that mist is caused by the
moon. even when the moon IL not to
be seen. The mist Is sometimes quite
dense. Sometimes you cannot per-
ceive It. The mist Is composed Of the
germs OF malaria There il always
most mist at a full moon, and conse-
! Quently the number OF cases Of ma
laria are greater. Do you follow
me ?''
mo, 1 don't" replied Mrs. Bowser
IT don't believe the moon is any more
! responsible for malaria than my old
shoes. while it is quite likely that
j mosquitoes are"
/ Good! Good!" chuckled Mr.. Bow
SER IT am glad to hear you express
a decided opinion. We now come to
the point in the case. have decided
in the interests Of medical science to
prove or disprove the professors the
ory.''
s'w-what are you going to do?''
'Oner myself a. q sacrifice. To-
night We win have q glorious moon.
and there will be a mist will sit
in the full orb Of night and make .
I square test. II malaria follows, then
1t follows that Professor Boxly h
] right II not, then will permit my
self to be bitten by mosquitoes every
| night next summer"
II But II you have q bad case of ma
hria you may die!" protested Mira
/ Bowser.
Exactly. my dear woman-exact.
w." said Mr.. Bowser with q flourish
/ Of his hand. IF / die. however. Il
| win be in the interests Of science and
save Thousands OF others. Someone
has got to sacrifice himself, and WHY
shouldn't It be me?
/ Mrs BoWsef could say nothing fur.
Their. Having made UP his mind t.
sit in the moonlight. Mr.. BowDel
would sit there even II the house tool
fire. He was In no hurry, however
| He got DOWN the encyclopedia and
looked up malaria" and .'mo0Qui'
The Topeka state journal. [volume] (Topeka, Kansas) 1892-1980, 1914-01-24
BOWSER IS INTERRUPTED.
And No One Can Tell How Science
May Have Suffered.

ut will be grand!''
my name will be in the papers!"
''Mrs. Bowser shall not discourage
met"
Medical science will honor my
name!"
1t was thus that Mr.. Bowser COM
muned with himself as he rode home
on the car. He was SO wrapped up in
his project, whatever 1t was, that a fat
man stepped on his feet without even
bringing q protest.
Mrs. Bowser and the cat were watt
ing on the steps, but he passed them
with lofty inclination OF the head.
Mr.. Bowser had been very quiet for
a week. and one OF his ''spells'' was
due. What form would the outbreaks
take? Mrs. Bowser watched him fur
lively. and wondered whether he was
going to experiment with the gas me-
ter or overhaul the interior Of the
piano. He treated her with a bland
condescension during the dinner hour
and had no Information to give. and II
was not until the meal was finished
that he said:
The Topeka state journal. [volume] (Topeka, Kansas) 1892-1980, 1914-01-24

every time two people marry is the
supremest question that can possibly
confront society.
Importance of Eugenics.
Love may laugh today at eugenics.
but tomorrow when a detective child
which eugenics could have prevented
appears it will weep and not laugh.
Eugenics does not take the romance
out of love. No. When two healthy
persons marry, sound in body and
mind and child comes to bless the
home, a perfect babe, they are happy.
Yes, the whole world is happy.
But another babe comes. Again per-
feet. Their happiness knows no
bounds. A third babe, but all. deaf
mute! Weak-minded! BY and by
an alcoholic develops An epileptic or
ance has gone out Of love and gone
forever.
True, the frightened mother says 1t
was because she fell down the cellar
steps before the babe was born. Let
her console her poor heart with such
fictions and superstition.
But science knows that it was be-
cause they forgot that back yonder
one of them had a grandmother that
had fits. One had grandfather
whom nobody could ever get along with
They didn't call him crazy. but he
was. Bring those two lines together
as these splendid young people unwit-
tingly did, and love ceases to be a
romance and becomes a tragedy for
both the individuals and the state.
And rs or 80 per cent of the general
population doubtless could be so mated
that defective children would appear.
But science through the new heredity
believes they could be SO mated that
except in rare cases defective children
would never be born.
The Topeka state journal. [volume] (Topeka, Kansas) 1892-1980, 1914-01-24

toes and by 10 O'Clock he felt him.
self thoroughly posted. As MEa.
Bowser was ready to go up stairs she
asked:
Where do you propose to carry
IT shall Sit on the front steps," he
replied.
''And how long will it take?'' :
II can't say about that. I'll give it
two hours anyhow. You go right to
bed and don't worry about me. It
will take the malaria germs a day or
two to develop. think TIL take the
cat out for company
Five minutes later he took q seat
on the top step. with the cat at his
left hand. 1t was a warm and balmy
night, and he was in his shirt sleeves
and bareheaded. The cat wasn't up
on malaria or mosquitoes. and she
didn't care continental whether the
moon was full or not in sight at all.
but she purred in contentment and
kept her eyes open for flying bugs.
Mr.. Bowser wasn't doing his work in
a slipshod fashion. He had q note
book and pencil with him and he
jotted down notes for the benefit OF
Professor Boxly and mankind In gem
eral:
40 o'clock-Just sat down in the
full light of the moon"
"1O:05-Think I observe slight
MIST
"1o:2o-Feel shivery. and the cat
has shuddered once or twice.
"10:30-SMght coldness up and
down spine.'
"10:40-The cat is looking around
in a strange manner, as If seeing
germs"
I'll o'clock-Cat still uneasy, and I
believe that I've absorbed the germs
Of malaria. If the disease should
That was the end Of his notes. Just
then an old woman with q cane and
)! a basket came along and halted at
the gate. Mr.. Bowser was watching
for mists and gave her no attention
until she opened the gate and entered
and said:
Eyes. it's the same man, and now
he's got to make things right
What's the matter. my good wom-
am" he asked.
The matter is that you passed a
lead nickel off on a poor widder.. I
want a good nickel in exchange"
You mean you come here asking
coin?"
That's it. sir. You knew I was a
wilder who hadn't bread in the house,
but you worked a game on mel"
Il never did," exclaimed Mr.. Bow
house."
Not at all, sir. remember your
bald head and red face and way OF
speaking. Yes, it was you, and now
you must do the right thing or I'll
make trouble"
Woman, go on. I know nothing
about it. You are either drunk OF
crazy!'
But she refused to go on. On the
! contrary, she began talking in such
shrill tones that the neighbors waken-
ed and looked out of their windows
! Mr.. Bowser forgot the moon. the
mists, mosquitoes and malaria ahd
seized the woman by the arm and led
her to the gate. She fought back and
raised her voice still higher. and of a
| sudden two policemen came running
They saw q woman in the grasp Of q
man, and that was sufficient. They
seized Mr. Bowser on either side and
| wrenched and damned and jerked
him. When he tried to explain they
slammed him against the fence and
The Topeka state journal. [volume] (Topeka, Kansas) 1892-1980, 1914-01-24
COFFEE ON STEAMBOATS,.
Old Mississippi River Custom De-
mands Service at A Each Day.

One Of the peculiar customs on board
Mississippi River boats which changing
conditions have been unable to do away
with Is the fixed habit OF steamboat
men for having their coffee promptly at
o'clock. The custom dates further back
than the memory of Capt. Bender or
Capt. Neff Dukes and was probably taken
from ocean vessels. where It is the Gus
tom to have cup Of tea IN the middle s
stronger beverage than pink tea. ana the
black coffee on steamboats, is known III
The ! o'clock cofree on = steamboat 1.
tie center of social life Of the boat. ana
when the captain says to the r mate ,!9, sxs
lions are dropped, for back in the cook
house it is man to man. In that forum all
with the utmost freedom and without the
restraint which may be. felt when the
captain is on the roof and the mate On
In winter time there is a sort Of red
hot stove league around the kitchen table.
and the Natchez are compared with those
of the first Kate Adams or some Other
f fomnn 81 famous steambosts are esr-
aaS cub e,ioss ;ast Re ss%s = :n sHs S:s:
Wagner in the head Of the average small
boy: .u
the steamboat news and an unestab-
lished rumor il always branded cook
house talk" which means that somethin9
about to happen is being talked about by
steamboat men.
The custom Is kept up, even when the
boat is in port. On tOwboats the cook
house is more OF an institution than on
the packets, because the men have less to
divert them than on a passenger carrying
boat
A passenger very seldom gets an invita-
| ton back to the cook house. and II 10 not
one Of the crew. The steamboat frator-
| nifty Is very tenacious about holding ON to
| 4 O'Clock coffee hour las lasted lon0ef
than any OF the others.
Steamboat coffee is different, too. from
! the beverage as it IL known ON land.
Owing to the lact that it IL not practical
| to carry cows ON board, steamboat men
generally prefer to take It black In great
| ironstone cups. which hold Q little Les
| than a quart It helps to keep away
malaria, they say.-Memphis ComusercaG1>
Appeal.
The Topeka state journal. [volume] (Topeka, Kansas) 1892-1980, 1914-01-24
SUNDAY.

Albert E. Wiggam and Insanity Chart.
Editors Note-Albert e. Wiggam.
the well known journalist and lee
turer. has written series of articles
3ect of eugenics. Mr.. Wiggam has
studied the subject r-any years and is
regarded as an authority, although
many scientists differ with him on i'm
portant points. Because space Is given
to Mr.. Wiggam's views in these col
umns it does not necessarily follow
that this newspaper Endorses all the
statements contained in his articles
BY ALBERT E. WIGGAM.
At the great heredity and eugenics
laboratory at Cold Springs Harbor. N.
Y, the greatest study ever made of the
pedigrees of insane persons has just
recently been completed. The authors.
DR.. Rosanon and Miss Orr. say that
this study shows that 81 per cent OF
the general sample Of humanity which
they studied are either abnormal nerv-
ously or capable Of transmitting the
nervous faint"
In the two family charts shown
above. the black symbols mean per-
sons who are either insane, or queer"
eccentric. or have nervous prostration,
extreme alcoholism or some highly alb
normal tendency.
The shaded symbols are normal per-
sons themselves. They have never
shown any abnormality. But their
pedigrees show them to be carriers"
that is, should they marry a person of
similar pedigree either part or all the
children will not be normal.
Insanity Can BE Bred Out.
But the new heredity which this
great laboratory is giving to the world
says that the persons represented by
h01 n nv -
persons Of the same kind Of ancestry
will never have insane children. 1t is
bred out. The reproductive cells have
no factors dropped out. These author
tiles believe man goes insane or is
eccentric or becomes one Of these per-
sons that nobody on earth can live
with solely because certain factors
were somehow left out Of the life cell
from which he was born. If these
factors had been present he would
never have been abnormal.
Insanity is caused by something left
out. not by something put in.
Who could ever guess that two pure
white chickens when mated woul6
ever produce deeply colored Off.
spring? The reason given by Prof. viii.
fam Bateson of Cambridge universit,
In England, who produced such chick.
ems. Is that each white one possesse.
in it's eggs some factor which by Itself
cannot produce color. But. mate then
together. and thus bring the two fac
tors into union and 10, from white par
ents we get dark, almost black, off
spring.
Now. II insanity, imbecility and tn
like should be due to the same genera
causes, that is, If these terribl
scourges to humanity can be shown t
be of the same general nature and ex
plainable on the same principles, wha
blood lines are being brought togethe