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Newark evening star and Newark advertiser. [volume] (Newark, N.J.) 1909-1916, 1914-03-06
NOTICES

NOTICE is hereby given that the partner
ship lately subsisting between Frederick
J. Hun and Patrick IL. Ryan. under the firm
name of f. ]. Hull & Co. was dissolved on
the second day Of February. nineteen hun
bred and fourteen. by mutual consent. All
debts owing to the said partnership are &c
be received by the said Patrick IL. Ryan
and all demands on the said partnership are
to be presented to him Tor payment. MIR
Hull retires from the said firm.
FREDERICK j. HULL.
PATRICK IA. RYAN.
John +. Manning,
Attorney,
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rRN nm And SIZE.

Pugilist-Why. Bluffey cant fight.
don't believe he could put a baby
TO sleep.
Newwed-No. neither do There
is no man who can put baby to
sleep.
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Contracts Filed

This contract was filed in the county
clerks Office today:
Charles A. Philips. owner. with Irving
ton Lumber & Door Co. Inc, contractors
alterations, general work, $3.50; IFS 1S2
Emmett street.
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McGINTY-On March 4, 1914, Sarah
McGinty.
Relatives and friends are kindly
invited to attend the funeral from
Sarah Kearney, Sc Newark street,
on Saturday, March Z, at $50 a. m,
to ST. Patrick's Cathedral, where a
Solemn High Mass of Requiem will
be offered for the repose of her
soul Interment in the Cemetery of
the Holy Sepulchre.
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MEETING.

THE annual meeting of the stockholders OF
the Essex and Hudson Land Improvement
COMPANY for the election of directors and
such Other bus ness as shall properly come
before the oclho'dtrs' meeting, will be held
o. Tuesday. the tenth day of March, 1914.
al $40 u road street, Newark. N. J.. at ?
o'clock II, on Z. L. BRYCE.
Secretary.
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HEYNE-on Wednesday, March a.,
1914, August Heyne, beloved hus-
band of Lenora Heyne (nee De
Remer), aged 81 years
Relatives and friends. also Schil-
Ter Lodge No. 66, f. and A. NJ, and
General Runyon Council No. 1887,
Royal Arcanum, are kindly invited
to attend the funeral on Sunday,
March s, from his late residence,
121 Grafton street. at p. m. Inter
ment at Ridgelawn Cemetery, Del
aWanna, N. j.
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PATENTS

FRAENTzEI. * RICHARDS. patent law So
Iicitors OF u. s. and foreign patents trade
marks, copyrights. 745-7 Broad ST., Federal
Trust Bldg: established 1885. Tel. 1871 Mkt.
PATENT BUREAU REICHELT.
S45 Broad st. Newark, N. j.
Branch office Berlin, Germany. Foreign
patents a speciality. obtained and sold.
DRAKE & co. Established 1865. Phone
2s46 Market, Rooms 510-511 Kinney Bldg.
Hroad Market cts.
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MOURNING GOODS

GOODS dyed in "a hours satisfaction guar
anteed; called for and delivered. KATE
DYEING CO.. 516 Orange ST.; tel. 829 B. B.
Est 1889.
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MONCUR-On March >. 1914 George a.,
beloved husband of Mary e. Moncur
(nee Clark.
Relatives and friends. and the Master
Skaters and Tile Roofers' Association,
are kindly invited to attend the funeral
from his late residence. 80 First street,
on Saturday, March Z, at S:15 n. m, to
Mass of Requiem will be offered for the
repose of his soul Interment in the
Cemetery of the Holy Sepulchre.
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New York Stock Exchange

Following are the quotations of the
days prices as furnished through
Byrne & Mcdonnell, members of the
New York Stock Exchange:
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RAUscHER--Entered into rest on Tues
day, March 3, 1914, Frederick, be
loved husband of Barbara Rauscher
(nee Junger). aged 60 years l month
days.
Relatives and friends, also the
Deutscber Krieger Bund. n. Y. Co,
No. 1: the Balantine & Co. A. X, L.
V. the Beer Drivers Union Local No.
1iS, of Newark n. j., and the firm
Joseph Hensler Brewing Co. and their
employees, are kindly invited to attend
the funeral from his late residence, No.
AZ Paterson street, on Saturday, Feb
ruary I, at p. m. Interment in the
Cemetery of the Holy Sepulchre.
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Injured in Fall.

Daniel Laffey, thirty two years old,
of 2T2 Mulberry street fell at Clinton
avenue and Monmouth street yester-
day and injured his right ankle. He
was removed to the City Hospital
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FRATERNAL EMBLEMS

COMPLETE stock of fobs. rings charms
pins. buttons, scarfpins and coat chains;
all leading societies; engraving; call and see
the line. NEWARK EMBLEM CO. Room
$40. 500 Broad st.
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RESOLUTIONS

RESOLUTIONS & testimonials engrossed. d.
plomas filled in: cards & invitations beau
tifully written. Kinney Studio. IS W. Kinney.
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FLORISTS

LEIBSSLE, floral and funeral designs a
speciality; seeds and plants of all descrip-
lions. 439 Eighteenth ay. Tel. 12O5-W.
Wayerly.
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SITUATIONS WANTED
MALE AND FEMALE

NxhIE xA4ND It n NhzkBE
--~-~-~~~~~~~~-~~o-~-0-~~~-
MAN and wife. with baby. desire position
by the month; man. handy at anything:
woman, light housework. Address c.. Box
rs, Star office.
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MEDICAL

LADIES. consult specialist on al speeA4
ailments, Irregularities etc. treated by
licensed physician; absolute relief guaran
teed; lady attendant; private nursing az
ranged IL necessary; charges low; ettvfa
free: hours, 10 8; Sundays, 10 10 4; take
elevated. subway or surface cars to w. Seth
st. station; only IS minutes from Cortandt
terminal or minutes from $50 at. Tx
PERIENCED SPECIALIST, 12s W EST 65TH
ST. near Broadway. New York city.
AFTER Doctors pronounced cannot be
cured my thirty years experience of new
Harmless Remedy cured five-year- old cancer
in six days without cutting; guaranteed not
to renew. Professor of Cancer Remedy
Manufacturer, Mendham or Morrlstown, N. j.
COUGHS colds and whooping cough, diph
iberia, membraneous Group, hoarseness
use WBESELLS Cough Cordial. all drug.
gists.
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PIANOS AND ORGANS

GOOD upright pianos. by standard makers.
taken as part payment Ludwig player
pianos; $75, S95, $50, $135. cash easy
terms. 27i Main St. Orange, N. J.
SOLE AGENT for Peerless electric and or
chestrion coin operating pianos. JAMES,
1147 E. Broad, Elizabeth, N. J.
PIANOS tuned and cleaned, $3.50. ARTHUR
s. SAMUEL, 40S Springfield av.
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AGENTS WANTED

AGENTS, cANVAsSERs. call at headquar-
tiers for agents supplies; rapid sellers;
10 TO 2. ELCO CO, 81 Halsey St
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oDGERS-Jeremiah e.. of 419 Stuy
vesant avenue, Lyndhurst, N j., on
March A, 1914.
Funeral Saturday, March Z, at
Sacred Heart Church at 10 "A. M.
where High Mass of Requiem will
be offered.
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RIoRDAN-on March 6, 1914, Margaret

RIORDAN-On March 9. ID14, Margaret,
beloved wife of John Il. Riordan.
Relatives and friends of the family,
also the members of the Holy Rosary,
Sacred Heart, Third Order of St Fran
els and Branch No, 25S, L. c. b. A., are
neral on Monday, March O. at s: 80 a.
M, from her late residence, 314 North
Fourth street Harrison, thence. to the
Church of the Holy Cross, where at
9 a. M. Solemn High Mass of Re
QUEEN will be offered for the repose OF
her soul Interment in the Cemetery
of the Holy Sepulchre.
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FINN-On March 4, 1914, at her late resi-
dence. No. AZ Reynolds avenue, Harri'
son. Ann, widow of Eugene Finn.
Notice of funeral hereafter.
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HENNESSY-On March 4, 1914, Mar
garet, beloved daughter of Margaret
and the late Edward Hennessy,
aged years months.
Relatives and friends are kindly
invited to attend the funeral from
her mothers residence, AIS Warren
street, on Saturday, March Z, at 2
p. m. Interment in ST Johns Gem
etery, Orange.
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RoCH-on March 4. 1914, at her late
residence, 50 North Thirteenth
street, Sophia, beloved wife. of the
late Felix Roch (nee GerharD.
Notice of funeral hereafter.
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DEATHS

BAKER-AIarch 5, 1914, T. Douglas
Baker. in his 81st year.
Funeral services at his late residence,
1s2 Alden street. Orange, N. j., Friday,
March 6. at p. IN.
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DOREMUS-0n March 4, 1914. after a
short illness. Melvin, beloved husband
of Carrie Doremus.
Funeral services Will be held at his
late home, AZ Park avenue, on Saturday
afternoon. March Z, at $50 o'clock.
Interment at Pompton Plains, N. j.
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CEMETERIES

Glendale Cemetery
Franklin av. and Joralemon st, Bloomfield.
N j. Best iocated and finest kept, with per-
petual care to lot owners free plots OF
graves, $50 up: single graves. SIS. Phone
1858 Bloomfield.
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Wednesday March 4
1914. Anna, beloved wife of the late
Martin Kaiser and the late Andrew
Dettinger lnee Mors), aged seventy
years two months seven days.
Relatives and friends. also the Fraue1
Rosenkranz Verein and the Sacred
Heart League of st. Benedict's Church
are kindly invited to attend the funeral
from her late residence, 16s Hamburg
place, on Saturday, March Z. at sc
A. m, to St Benedict's Church, where
at a. M, a Requiem Mass will be
offered for the iepose of her soul In
terment in the Cemetery Of the Holy
Sepu1chre.
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CANTON March 4, 1914. Charles e.
Cant, son of Mrs d. Regain, aged %
years.
Relatives and friends, also members
of Star of Peace No. "a, /. o. G. r., are
invited to attend the funeral from the
residence of his mother. 81 Quarry
street. Belleville, on March g. at D. m.
Interment at Glenside Cemetery.
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HENDRICKS-On Wednesday, March
4, 1914, Charles w, beloved hus-
band of Grace Hendricks (nee
Yourth). aged 80 years.
Relatives, friends and members
Jr. o. u. A M, are kindly invited
to attend funeral services at his
late residence, 65 Liberty street, on
Saturday. March z, at 2 p, m. In
terment at Evergreen Cemetery.
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SHATGHNESSY- March 4, 1914, at
the residence of his sister, Mrs. John
Sweeney, IL Second street, Patrick, be-
loved husband of the late Mary Shaugh-
messy (nee Burnsl.
Notice of funeral hereafter
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BOOKKBEPER, expert; books opened, closed
and periodically audited charges reason
able: also correspondent in German and in
other languages; references. p. NJ, 264
Washington av., Newark; telephone 5S1
Branch Brook.
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BARTENDER. experienced, wishes employ
ment. Address BARTENDER, Cafe, IT'S
Elm St, city.
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DAVIN-On March e. 1914. Michael T..
husband Of Mary DAWN (nee Miggins(
and son of the late Andrew and Mary
Eavir.
Relatives and friends, also members
of the st. Brenden Council No. 446,
c. b. L., and Holy Name Society of
the Sacred Heart Church. Newark, are
from his late residence, 100 North
Fourth street, Harrison, on Saturday,
March Z, at a. m, to the Church of
the Holy Cross, where High Mass
of Requiem will be offered for the re-
pose of his soul at a. m. Interment
in the Cemetery of the Holy Sep
nlchre
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SITUATIONS WANTED
MALE.

I ACCOUNTANT, expert books opened and
closed; audited. systematized. investiga-
tions, financial statements; special arrange
meuts for monthly supervision and periodical
adults charges reasonable. G. LANG
GARD Public Accountant. S45 Broad ST.
phone Market S404.
The Barre daily times. (Barre, Vt.) 1897-1959, 1914-11-17
TALK OF THE TOWN
Large line of children's bath robes

Large line of children's bath robes a
Atbott's
We now have nice line of skirts TO
our inspection. Paris ShiTtwaist House
Miss Minnie Willett has moved he
household goods from So Maple avenue
to the Canton house ut 10 North MaiI
street.
Miss Pinkie Lewis of Nelson street be
gan work yesterday in the art store il
the Henderson block on North Maif
street.
Don't fail to attend the b. A. @. fail
tonight at Rowland hall. Admission
Zoe. A good timd assured to all. Every
body come.
BE sure to see the Mohawk Ministries
of % voices under the auspices OF the
local order of Red Men at the Pavilion
theatre tonight only.
Battista Tomasni, who recently came
here from Milford, Mass, went this fore
noon to Bethel where he will be EN-
ployed in a clothing store.
John Baigrie of Detroit, Mich, is
spending several days in the city, hav-
ing been called here by the death OF
John Baigrie of Warren street.
| Dominic Weafer of Academy street,
who has been employed in the Lamorey
! Clothing store for some time, completed
his duties yesterday and left to-day for
his home in Morrisville, where he will
pass the winter.
Don't worry about getting ready for
Thanksgiving. Come to the Methodist
church Wednesday afternoon, Nov. 20,
from 2:30 to 5 and buy home made fruit
cake, pumpkin, apple, and mince pies, and
doughnuts. The proceeds go to help fur
nish room in the new hospital
Andrew Bjorn began preparations to-
day for repaintlng the four dials on the
town clock" in the Uniyersalist steeple.
Gold leaf is to be used on the hands and
numerals against background Of black.
Mr.. Biorn was awarded the contract over
two competing painters. The alderman
ic property committee has the oversight
of the work.
At the first ladies' night of the sea-
son at the Vincitia club Wednesday
evening, Miss Clara Whipple, who has
charge of vocal music and elocution at
Goddard seminary, will contribute to a
program of music and readings. The
entertainment will be followed by card
tournaments, dancing and refreshments.
Bruce's orchestra is to play for the dane
ing.
At the Church street gymnasium this
evening the North Barre ID, G. V. will
play its first basketball game of the
season when it meets the Corsairs, re-
Gently organized quintet that is out for
juvenile honors in the city. Last night
the d. c. V. held its first gymnasium
practice, although the club members have
been practicing assiduously at their
on Berlin street ever since the
baseball season ended. Thus far the
lineup has not been selected, !
but the d. c. V. coach has announced
that Granai, Frattini, Monti and Cal
cagni will be in the game at the out !
set.
The Barre daily times. (Barre, Vt.) 1897-1959, 1914-11-17
TALK OF THE TOWN

"Richelieu" underwear at Fits.
Special values in heavy cloakings a
Abbott's.
New cloakings in the sale, $3.50 yard
at Vaughan's.
Black, navy and green velvet vests fo
the ladies and misses. Paris Shirtwas
House.
Miss Josephine Colombo, who has beer
making short visit with friends il
Northfield, returned home last night.
Mrs. Frank Gonyeo left this forenoon
for Lisbon, N. H., where she plans te
make an extended visit with relatives.
With the Mohawk MINISTRIES at the
Pavilion tonight, James Bennett will
sing one OF the latest southern mel
odies.
Miss Annie Easter, who has been at
the City hospital for several weeks, was
taken to her home in Websterylle on
Sunday.
Christmas is coming and so is the
Cobble Hill grange fair; a good place to
buy your Christmas present; dates, Nov.
| 10 and 20.
A special invitation is extended to
| clerks and all business men and women
to dine at the Unversalist church on
Wednesday at II o'clock. Colonial din
ner; price, 25c.
Mrs. Ellen Rideout, who was called
here by the illness and death of Miss
Jennie M. Lowell of Brook street, re-
turned this morning to her home in
Plainfeld
Benjamin GasparelIo of North Nam
street has returned to Barre, after a 10
days trip through Massachusetts, in the
interests of the granite manufacturing
firm of Gasparello Bros.
Sugar Is Tbs. for Sl00; lard Zoe per
b.; tomatoes, cans for Csc; fancy
sweet corn, 3 cans for 25c; early June
peas, 3 cans for 25c at Louis Romanos'
store at so Prospect street.
Native beef-As the foot and mouth
disease has not infected Vermont cattle,
we have secured a choice supply of ma
tive beef for those who wish TO be abso-
lutely sure of their meat supply. Tassie
Bros.
Auction sale of personal property on
Saturday, Nov. 81, on the east hill for
W. J. Clapp, special administrator of
Abbie NJ. Edwards estate, at the Ed
wards, or John McClahin, farm. See
further ad. in this paper. G. +. Smith,
auctioneer.
Edward A. Cross of Willamstown was
brought TO the City hospital yesterday
by DR.. Hurley and was operated on for
A very serious condition
OF the appendix was revealed by the
operation, but the patients condition
was reported this morning as favorable. |
The program at the B. A. G. fair last
evening was well applauded, the audi |
ence enjoying it very much. After the |
nment the floor was cleared for |
dancing. Riley's orchestra furnished the |
music. The program was as follows; |
Violin solo, George Troup; vocal solo,
a Perfect Day" Miss Jessie Robertson; |
vocal solos, "Fulhllment' and "When ! /
Dream Of Old Erin I'm Dreaming of |
YOU" James Bennett; reading, Dr. i. NJ. |
Lynde. For tonight the program, from
TO Q o'clock, will be Piano solo, III /
We're King; overture. Prof. Basini. vio- !
in solo, Hungarian Luspiel," overture,
Prof Landi, with Prof Basni at the
piano; duet, "The Maiden's PRAYER"
Helen Rossi and Prof. Basini
The Barre daily times. (Barre, Vt.) 1897-1959, 1914-11-17
TALK OF THE TOWN


Pictorial patterns ut Fits.
See the special suit values at Abbott'i
Buy your Thanksgiving linens at head
quarters Vaughan's
Black, navy and green velvet vests 70
the ladies and misses. Paris Shirtwais
House.
Armando Comolli of the Comolli Gran
lite Go. left last night for Chicago u
the interests of his company.
Haven't you heard Its u Long, Lont
Way to Tipperary?" If not, call at Bail
cys and hear it on the victrola.
There are funny end men, sentimental
soloists and high-class chorus with Tho
Mohawk mnstrels at the Pavilion thea
tire tonight.
City Attorney Il. l.. Scott of Park
street was among the Barre hunters who
went to Maidstone yesterday for II
days stay in camp on the shores OF
Big Connecticut lake.
Mr.. and Mrs. c. Il. Searles of North
Main street left this morning for Essex
Junction, where they will remain for d
few days. Before returning to Barre
they will visit in Newport.
Mr.. and Mrs. Philip Lawrence, who
have been passing several days at the
home of Mr.. and Mrs. Joseph Decoteau
of 7 Elmore street, have returned to
their home in Massawhippi, r. q.
All the ladies of the parish of the
Episcopal church are asked to contribute
articles for the different booths at the
Christmas sale, which comes Dec. 2 and
g.
"The Skull" two reel |, NJ. p. drama,
featuring Alex Gaden, also "The Sandhill
Lovers" featuring Warren Kerrigan, at
the Bijou. "The Trey o Hearts" to-
morrow. Show starts promptly at 2
p m.
Beginning next Sunday masses at st.
Monica's church viii be celebrated at
the hours observed last year. During
the summer and fall the first mass was
said at an early hour, With the new
order in force the first mass is to be
celebrated at 0 o'clock and two other
masses will be said at 10 o'clock and ii
o'clock in the forenoon.
Cards have been received in Barre an
nouncing the approaching marriage of
Miss Marion G.. Foster to Raymond
Enoch Pierce. Miss Foster is grad
uate OF Goddard seminary in the class
Of 1906 and at present her home is in
Burnside, Conn. Until recently she has
been engaged as a teacher in the West
field Normal school at Morristown, n. j.
The Barre daily times. (Barre, Vt.) 1897-1959, 1914-11-17
GRANITEvILLE.

The following motion pictures viii be
shown in Gilberts hall tonight: "The
Cherry Pickers," two reels: "The Battle
OF the Weak" yitagraph; Guaranteed.
Edison feature. win have another six
reel show during the week. Admission,
Toe Pianist, Miss kossuth
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BARRE DAILY TIMES
TUESDAY, NOVEMBER II, 1914.
The Weather

Fair and colder tonight. Wednesday
fair and continued cold. Strong west TO
northwest winds tonight, diminishing,
The day book. [volume] (Chicago, Ill.) 1911-1917, 1914-04-16

into diamonds, pearls and other 'pre-
cious" stones. -
1t may be diamonds are more pop
ular than rubies as industrial scalps,
because they are white or yellow, and
don't show the red of the blood.
Many successful men grind money
out of men, women and children, and
then proceed to eat and. drink like
hogs. They learn to be hogs while
hogging the lions share of the pro-
duct of labor, and quite naturally be-
come hogs when they go to the
trough to feed.
Nature is a wise old owl. Her laws
are at work every minute. When
humans become hogs degeneration
gets busy getting rid of them. Their
progeny falls off, and the hogs them
selves die off from apoplexy, acute in
digestion, fatty degeneration, appen-
dicitis, dyspepsia and host of other
diseases of the body.
The big-bellied men drink Pluto
water, Red Raven splits and other
laxative and purgative waters. They
take salts. pills, powders and even
cascarets. They go to Turkish baths
for artificial exercise and elimination
of poisons from the clogged system.
out of Jail and doctors to keep them
out of jaid and doctors to keep them
out of the grave.
Summing up, modern success is
made up of money, clothes, indiges-
ton, constipation, dyspepsia, govt,
apoplexy, hob-nailed liver, diabetes,
Bnght's disease, hardening of the ar
teTies pills. powders, laxatives, pur-
gatives, stimulants, cocktails, BRAN
dies, cordials, high-balls, headaches,
lawyers, doctors, crime, vice and dis
ease.
And the climax of big-bellied sue
cess is death. For which let us be
duly thankful.