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Wheeling majority. [volume] (Wheeling, W. Va.) 1907-192?, 1914-03-19

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Wheeling majority. [volume] (Wheeling, W. Va.) 1907-192?, 1914-03-19

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Wheeling majority. [volume] (Wheeling, W. Va.) 1907-192?, 1914-03-19

THE MAJORITYE PAINTERYCGan pant
nyfhinE from the size Of 9 poe s4
Ceredo advance. [volume] (Ceredo, W. Va.) 1885-1939, 1914-09-09
Should She Shoot a Man Paris
Jury AcquitS Her.
Everyone, including the Judge. is Alb
soluteiy Mad About Love-Fair
Sex, III Treated, However. in
Other Ways.

Paris.-Woman has no rights at all
in Paris. but she has the glorious priv
ilege OF shooting up the object OF her
affections. II she gets into trouble
with the law over a peanut she may be
sent away for the next thirty or forty
years. But if her lover is 10 minutes
late for lunch no Paris jury would
even reprimand her for stabbing him
in the back. 1t is quite impossible for
the Anglo-Saxon male TO comprehend
these Inconsistencies. The only expla-
nation is that love excuses all things
in Paris, says Herbert Corey In Chi
cago Daily News.
Where is the stenographer who
takes English dictation?" asked the
president of a great bank. 1t appeared
the young lady was at lunch.
Il shall wait for her return" said
the president. Il wish to dictate let
tiers in English which must get away
by the early trains"
So the president sat there. his ex.
cellent digestion bowling hungrily at
him, while the stenographer was at
lunch. At two o'clock she had not re-
Ceredo advance. [volume] (Ceredo, W. Va.) 1885-1939, 1914-09-09
MONKEY CALLS AID
Summons Police When Thieves
Tie and Gag Mistress.
Robbers Have an Hours Start by the
Time Detectives, Attracted by
Animals Pounding on Window.
Enter the Apartment

New Tork.-Detectives Cassetti aud
Olsen were strolling in front OF 81
East One Hundred and Eleventh
streets recently. when their attention
was attracted by loud cries and chat.
tering from n point overhead When
they glanced aloft they saw monkey
hammering frantically with Its paws
on window I'm second-foor apart
ment
The officers. consumed with curios-
lily. mounted the stairs, entered tho
apartment through an unlocked door,
and found Mrs. Rose Fiorella. bound
and gagged. in n chair. her home
looted and PasQuale. n pet monkey OF
the household, cavorting about the
premises in frenzy.
The woman counted her losses at
about two hundred dollars. including
jewelry the value of which she could
give no definite idea. Pasquale was
easily the hero OF the affair.
Mrs. Fiorella was alone I'm her
rooms. and was clearing up the
kitchen after her husband Frank. had
left for his evening employment, fol-
lowing his dinner She heard com
motion in room adjoining the
kitchen, but thought II was caused
by Pasquale. who had been tied to n
table leg. A moment later she was
seized by strong grip. her arms and
legs tied with rope. and placed in n
chair with a gag I'm her mouth. The
rope used to tie Mrs. Fiorella was
taken from Pasquale's collar. thus
freeing the monkey.
Pasquale used his freedom TO great
effect by pounding on the windows
and screaming in monkey dialect for
assistance The man who overpow-
cred Mrs. Fiorella had O companion.
and both wore masks, but had no
weapons. They ransacked the apart
ment until they found the store OF
money and jewels
During the search OF the two men
for valuables after Mrs Florella had
been made helpless Pasquale was rag
Ing about the rooms creating an up
roar. The burglars apparently paid
no heed to his outcries, but after their
hurried exit he made his appeal to
the two policemen. who needed his
alarm.
Mrs. Fiorella wrlthed in her bonds
for an hour before Pasuuale succeed
ed In summoning the police by his
cries.
Ceredo advance. [volume] (Ceredo, W. Va.) 1885-1939, 1914-09-09
INDIAN PRINCESS AT BALL
Wore Jewels Worth $4,000 600 While
Attending Function Given by
Friend In Paris.

Paris.-What is considered the most
brilliant ball ever given In this city,
was the one arranged by Princess de
Broglie in her chateau. I'm honor of
Princess Rapurtala Of India. whose
Jewels are estimated as being worth
T,OOO,OOO. The affair was known as
the Jewel Ball, and the scintillating
jewels seen at the gorgeous affair.
were the very quintessence OF Mother
Earth's horde of Natures priceless.
jealousy guarded treasures wrested
frdl her possession by the ingenuity
Ceredo advance. [volume] (Ceredo, W. Va.) 1885-1939, 1914-09-09
WOMAN GOES FREE

turned. At quarter past three o'clock
she drifted dreamily in, smiling in ten
der "reminiscences
How Is this, mademoiselle? de-
manded the outraged president You
are permitted but two hours for lunch.
! con. Here you have taken three-and
|, the president. have been discommod-
ed by your hardness"
Mile. the Stenographer regarded
him from the languid corners OF her
eyes.
"M'sieu will comprehend" she said.
patiently, that when IA young lady
goes TO meet her lover, and they have
dejeuner together, and ,afterward sip
their coffee upon the boulevard, three
hours is none too much.''
The reasonableness OF that view ap-
pealed to the president, and he
dropped the matter Ii was to this
same president that an American lady
went recently. She has long been mar
rled TO Frenchman. Last summer
their home was robbed while they
were at the shore, and she wished to
guard against repetition
II would put my silyerware In your
safe deposit vault" said she to the
| bank president
Delighted. madame" said the bank
president But where is M'sieu the
husband? We must have his authori-
cation before we accept the silver"
But 1t Is my silver" said she. an.
grily. 1T was all given to me He
hasn't paid for even a teaspoon"
In the eyes OF French law,
madame" said the bank president. 1T
/ Is your husbands silver"
Not very long ago a young woman
sued young man for breach Of prom
Use. She alleged heavy damages. mas
much as she had purchased a hand
some trousseau. Also, her feelings
were hurt when Alphonse gave her
the gate. The court heard her testi-
mony. wrinkling visibly as the extent
OF the outrage became apparent. The
young man admitted everything At
the end the judge rendered judgment
in something like these words:
This woman has sustained no dam
ages whatever. The purchase of a
rousseau was merely the stake which
she played in the lottery. II she had
won the capital prize-a husband who
would have supported her-she would
have. been most content.
She must not expect the court to
help her get back the money she paid
for her lottery ticket AS for the man.
II may be that he acted with some
thing less than consideration, but he
vas strictly within his legal rights. II
is the privilege OF the man 20 change
his mind at any moment before the
marriage has actually taken place"
So the young wOman's suit was
thrown out OF court, and she was
sternly reprimanded for bringing 1t
Also, just TO make 1t clear to other
Tilted young women that such actions
would not be tolerated the court fined
her 500 francs.
in bringing this suit she was clear.
- In contempt Of court" ruled the
Judge
Where she made the mistake was In
not purchasing ono OF the excellent
old-iashioned siHshooters that so com
pletely ruin the nj Of ones pants. and
after giving him a chance 10 return to
the grand old party shoot him fun Of
little blue holes The very worst that
could have happened IS that the judge
and jurors would have kissed her
and being kissed by a face fun Of wet
whiskers is perhaps the most horrible
fate imaginable.
Ceredo advance. [volume] (Ceredo, W. Va.) 1885-1939, 1914-09-09
Notice to Subscribers.

Our subscribers will please bear In
mind the ruling of the Postmaster Gen.
eral that if they become in arrears more
than twelve months we will be required
TO pay postage at the rate of one cent for
every four ounces, making one cent post.
age on each paper sent you. If we are
compelled TO pay this postage we expect
to charge 1t TO the subscriber; therefore,
see that you do not become in arrears.
LOOK AT THE DATE AFTER
YOUR NAME ON YOUR PAPER.
Ceredo advance. [volume] (Ceredo, W. Va.) 1885-1939, 1914-09-09
Assessrent be Removed.

Chicago. When Matthew Z Lyons.
a blacksmith and father Of u chill
dren, testified he had only been able
TO accumulate $3.50 worth OF furniture
during his life the county board OF
review removed the assessment upon
his property.
Ceredo advance. [volume] (Ceredo, W. Va.) 1885-1939, 1914-09-09

New York Declaring that her hus
bands mother persuaded him to beat
her. Mrs Margaret McAlister has
sued her motherin-law for $4,000
damages. Mrs. McAllister says her
husband loved her until his mother
entered their home.
Ceredo advance. [volume] (Ceredo, W. Va.) 1885-1939, 1914-09-09
Seeks Divorce After Two Weeks.

Cleveland. O.-Declaring that ne
misrepresented his physical condition
before their marriage Mrs. Joseph
Sanger. bride Of two weeks. seeks
a divorce She said she was courted
by mail and that each had believed
they were eugenically fitted for each
other
Ceredo advance. [volume] (Ceredo, W. Va.) 1885-1939, 1914-09-09
Wayne Courts.

Terms of Circuit Court: Second Monday In
February, May, August and November.
Terms q County Court: First Monday in AN.
nary, April and July, and Third Monday in No
vember.
Ceredo advance. [volume] (Ceredo, W. Va.) 1885-1939, 1914-09-09
Gets suttermllk Sentence

Chicago. James Schalz when ar
raigned for dlsorderly conduct was
sentenced to drink buttcrmuk the
hest OF the sUzgmer.
Ceredo advance. [volume] (Ceredo, W. Va.) 1885-1939, 1914-09-09
BRIDES WeddIno Pima on Her Toe

New York.-Miss Marie Laramie,
twenty-four. armless. married Charles
Gerard She signed the license with
her toes. The wedding ring was
slipped on ono OF the toes OF bar left
foot
Ceredo advance. [volume] (Ceredo, W. Va.) 1885-1939, 1914-09-09
OWNS FAMOUS HOPE DIAMOND
Mrs. Edward BeaIe Mclean and Her
Son, vinson Walsh, Spending
Summer at Newport.

Newport.-Mrs Edward Beale Nc
Lean. owner Of the famous Hope dia-
mond. with her son. Vinson Walsh Nc.
Ceredo advance. [volume] (Ceredo, W. Va.) 1885-1939, 1914-09-09

Fob printing of all kinds neatly
q and promptly executed on rea-
sonable terms.
Ceredo advance. [volume] (Ceredo, W. Va.) 1885-1939, 1914-09-09

TERMS OF SUBSCRIPTION.
One copy, one year, - 800
One copy, six months, 80
One copy, three months. 30
Ceredo advance. [volume] (Ceredo, W. Va.) 1885-1939, 1914-09-09
Princess Rapurtala.

Of man II IS said thattthe estimated
value Of the jewels displayed by the
fortunate guests in attendance at the
jewel ball, reached the 100000 900
mark. 10 was the greatest exhibit Of
jewels seen anywhere at cne Assem-.
blage
Ceredo advance. [volume] (Ceredo, W. Va.) 1885-1939, 1914-09-09
Tne C.redO Advance

A Republican Newspaper that
has large circulation in the Big
Sandy and Twelve Pole Valleys.
An excellent advertising medi.
um
Ceredo advance. [volume] (Ceredo, W. Va.) 1885-1939, 1914-09-09

"HERE'S a lot of money
here and in this vicinity.
Possessors fthatmoney
read this paper; they swear by
it. They want TO be shown.
If your goods are right, they
want TO buy. This paper
talks to that money at regular
intervals. It's money that
talks back and talks back
strong. Get your share-do
your talking through our ad-
vertising columns.
Ceredo advance. [volume] (Ceredo, W. Va.) 1885-1939, 1914-09-09
FIRE INSURANCE

IL the cheapest and best security .
man can buy ~ saves him from worry,
perhaps from ruin and his family from
want. The rates are not very high.
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one who will come in and talk the mat.
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Va
Ceredo advance. [volume] (Ceredo, W. Va.) 1885-1939, 1914-09-09

Lean, are spending the summer at
Newport. The McLeang are taking
prominent part iu social affairs here
Ceredo advance. [volume] (Ceredo, W. Va.) 1885-1939, 1914-09-09

Published Every Wednesday.
The day book. [volume] (Chicago, Ill.) 1911-1917, 1914-09-24

you think that is the proper thing
to do?"
ct is the only way by which you
can save yourself heartaches and the
boys the bitter experience of arrest, "
the judge answered, 'and mothers
owe that to their boys"
And afterwards, thinking it all
over, 1 decided that Judge ScuIly had
given me some very Illuminating in
formation on why boys go wrong.
Don't you think so?
The day book. [volume] (Chicago, Ill.) 1911-1917, 1914-09-24

udy.
BLAMES SOUTH PARK BOARD
FOR CARAVEL MESS
BATTERED and partially wrecked,
the Nina and Pinta, two Of the three
Columbus caravels, returned to their
moorings in Jackson Park yesterday.
The Santa Maria is now some
where in Lake Erie still on her way
to the Panama-Pacific Exposition.
She is in such dilapitated condition
that the next storm encountered is
likely to founder her.
Charles Stephenson, a professional
Australian oarsman, put up $4,000
bond to the South Park Board to be
allowed to take the caTavels to the
San Francisco fair. They sailed away
from Chicago Labor Day, 1913, and
up to that time the school children
had conducted a pageant in Grant
Park each fall, which thousands Of
Chicagoans visited and enjoyed.
''The petty economy of the South
Park Board was responsible for this
shameful happening" said Thomas
A. O'ShaUghnessy one of the COM
mittee of citizens who protested
against their action. "They were
compelled TO spend a few hundred
dollars each for the maintenance of
the boats and they wanted to get
them off their hands. They were will
ingly hoodwinked into believing that
some millionaire patrons of some
Harvard students were going to
finance the trip and that the boats
would be well taken care of. It was
a lack of civic pride that caused them
to sign the contract after had per
sonaIly explained what sort of a
money-making scheme it was. It is
too bad that the pageant, to which
the school children looked forward
every year, has been spoiled by this
penny-wise, foolish program"
The day book. [volume] (Chicago, Ill.) 1911-1917, 1914-09-24

primaries was begun by the senate
elections committee yesterday. Sen
ator Norris declared too much money
had been spent in Illinois by Roger G.
Sullivan and in Pennsylvania by Sen
ator Penrose. After general discus
sion the committee recessed until Fri
day.
The Richmond palladium and sun-telegram., 1914-02-20
IF YOU ARE A
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When you stop Drinking" think of
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that we are giving away free on re-
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ADVERTISEMENT
The Richmond palladium and sun-telegram., 1914-02-20
AID THE KIDNEYS
No Not Endanger Life When a Rich
mond Citizen Shows You the
Way to Avoid II.

Why will people continue to suffer
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Doan's Kidney Pills have been used
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If you have any, even one. OF the
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ADVERTISEMENT
The Richmond palladium and sun-telegram., 1914-02-20
HOW TO TREAT
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The Richmond palladium and sun-telegram., 1914-02-20
Panama Tolls

From the very first it has been the aim of Con-
gress to make the Panama canal self-sustaining
The plan to have all users of the great water
way pay their equal share for the privilege. 1t
goes without saying that SO vast a project cannot
be made paying concern during the first few
years. In fact the authorities believe ten years
to be reasonable time in which the canal may
become sef-sustaining. But in order to sue
coed in this, it will be necessary to levy toll on
every vessel passing through the locks.
This is the Democrats plan to
exempt all American coastWise shipping from
paying toll is wrong. If they do not pay their
just share for using the canal the people will be
compelled for many years longer to carry the
burden of operating it through taxation.
Our coastwise shipping will carry anywhere
from four-fifths to nine-tenths of all the trade
that passes through the big ditch If there were
genuine competition among these carriers, ex-
empting them from the tolls would mean lower
rates. But things actually are, these various
shipping lines fix their rates by mutual agree
ment and their figures are always all that the
traffic will bear.
Therefore, II they were exempted from pay
ing canal tolls the money saved would go into the
pockets of the private owners of the ships and
would not benefit the public at ALL On the con-
trary, in proportion the owners benefited by
the exemption, the public would be burdened by
it because every dollar going into their profits
would be dollar out of our taxes
This is serious enough in itself, but far more
serious is the question of the Hay-Pauncefote
treaty According to this famous document, we
agreed with Great Britain that there would be no
determinations in favor of any nation in the use
Of the canal, but that all would be treated alike
It is manifest that if New York shippers are
The Richmond palladium and sun-telegram., 1914-02-20
End All That
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Stop All That Awful Itching and Burn
ing Instantly by Using This
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ZEMO.

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The Richmond palladium and sun-telegram., 1914-02-20

ment what a glorious world this would
be IL all men were Christian men, and
all nations were Christian nations? III
this we're true the dark clouds OF war
that sometimes hover over the nations
of the earth, and only recently f1oated
over our nations capitol, would all be
carried away on the wings OF peace,
and all differences arising between
nations would be settled on Christian
principles by Christian people. II this
were true, the s246. 900, 900 we annually
appropriate for the maintenance of our
army and navy could be left in the
pockets of the people and used by
them for the purchase of the neces-
sites and comforts of life. There
fore, We must not become so com
pIetely absorbed in our lodge work
as to neglect for one moment our
duties to the church"
The Richmond palladium and sun-telegram., 1914-02-20
THE CURSE OF DRINK

The Prohibtonist with
With pain his breakfast viewed;
81 stay here, sir" said he
For all these prunes stewed.'
Cincinnati Enquirer
At luncheon I very
His palate would be tickled.
Said he: "Such sights I can't endure:
These wretched beets pickled."
Seattle Post-Intelgencer
When dinner l felt at ease
With good things housed
But he refused some nice head cheese
Because the stuff
Indianapolis Star.
l took him to night cafe
To make him drink
OF coffee, but he away
The place all lit up!
st. Louis Post-Dispatch
l took him to the seaside gay,
He said "Een though I painia,
l cannot take dip today,
For fear of dpsomania'
-Birmin CHAM Age Herald
I took him home to dine night
He left the run,
Exclaming: What a dreadful sight!
The buffers bum"
Detroit Free Press
He entered in a restaurant,
But from it quickly shrank,
Explaining to the waiter: Sir
Your coffee urn's tank"
Kansas City Star
All which printers devil read
And laughed till he would croak:
How pro1 bathe,' geed he,
and not become a soak"