The Washington herald., 1914-10-25

led. With a few hints from US as to
how to. handle a demtjohn and sling a
perfect in Me art OF entertaining. and
high society In Giveadam Gulch viii
miss her more than We can say. We un-
derstand that the heart-broken major
viii soon 90 to Chicago and bring home
another bride, but IL may be doubted II
he finds the peer Of his lost Leonore. The
funeral services were largely attended,
during the pathetic remarks OF the min
lister was ourself II Is said that So
ciety, is cold-hearted, but when We re-
which the deceased used to mix a cock
tail and chuck a sandwich across the
room to a favor1te guest the well-spring
Of our heart was broken up and our
In delivering his lecture of THE Origin
Of the Jack Rabbit at DEVILS Elbow
the other evening. Capt Freeman, late
OF this town, paused in his discourse to
that we we're selfish, egotistical, danger
IONA should get rid Of at the irst op-
tiers of inquiry in regard to his bitter at
tack. and it is due to US to say that the
captain owes us grudge simply be-
cause We refused to lend him a red neck:
tie and white shirt when he started
out on his lecturing tour. We own one
white shirt and one red neckue- Both
are In use about three evenings per
week TO assist US in leading society, and
though II panied us to do so. we had to
refuse the captains request We should
nave done the same by our own brother.
continue to do so, and II maligned on
that account we shall have to stand IL.
Some day We may send to Chicago for
another white shirt and more red neck
ties, and then our friends can call upon
US To favor them, but until that time
arrives We shall defend our property
against ali comers. We shall not go out
demand an apology, but should we meet
him accidentally his Jack rabbit will need
new spinal column before we are
through with him.
The rumors circulated around town
last Thursday in regard to TayIor's Bank
were entirely without foundation, and
SeTs PS9aa6y set Ss SSSt by sS9e 1 ,5a @
Mr.. Taylor has no idea Of taking q jour
ney. There has been no loss and no en-
bezzlement. We were. one of the commit
and look over the books, and we found
opened his bank four years ago he was
tion failed or the the banker " skipped ed out
there would be a hanging. He began
business under the policy and is stiIl
continuing it He is making money and
is satisfied, and we may add that he has
the entire confidence Of the business COM
munity.
Wednesday forenoon last a teamster.
who gave his name as Bligh, called at
Young's drug store for quinine and found
the druggist out; George Curley, the
young clerk didn't kn.w the difference
between quinine and morphine, and said
the chances That's why his funeral
was held Thursday afternoon. The doc
tor said he got morphine, and before the
mistake was discovered Il was too late
to save his life. We understand that
some Of the coroner's jury wanted 10
they at length rendered a verdict which
can be blamed. This Is a country of
chances II the stranger was willing to
risk 1t the boy had nothing to say. Or
two occasions Mr.. Young hinsalf has
each time We suggested the Advisability
of labelling his Jars and packages AMI
not mixing them all up in n barrel to-
gether. He Is now engaged in this
work. and after a day or two patrons
viii get what they call for and need
have no fears of taking L according 20
dAections.~
In this connection We gladly announce
that DR.. White, who made a mistake in
q prescription and caused the death of
Sandy Bill a few weeks ago, his fourth
ytctir' in two years, is not going to Ic-
move to New Mexico, as report has It.
He will remain right here amOng US and
continue to do his best asE a physician,
and should he make any further mistake
he VIII expect to have them ovrlookcd
as in the past None of his victims had
any particular standing in the commu-
nifty. and the doctor generously paid the
funeral expenses in each and every case.