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The Ocala evening star. [volume] (Ocala, Fla.) 1895-1943, 1914-01-28
THE VIRTUE OF LYING

All men are liars" SAYS the
Psalmist; which would indicate that
lying as an accomplishment is not
peculiar to our time.
Lying is Inherent is as natural
to man as is 1.-The first law of ma
ture," sef-defense. In fact, lying is
largely used in defensive way.
But there are liars and liars.
Theer is the ..fibber" or story
teller" of childhood and ladyhood;
then come the equivocator, the falsi-
fed, and the plain, everyday, ordi-
nary blank liar.
With one exception, the most de-
spicable creature in all the world is
the vicious liar. The one exception is
the vicious truth-teller-the con-
temptible breeder of trouble who
seems to glory in causing heartaches
who seeks refuge behind the vir-
tue of truth. The vicious truth
teller has a sting more venomous
than the viper She poisons minds,
he rends hearts, he destroys souls.
He is worse than the vicious liar, for,
at best, the liar has only a broken
shaft as weapon.
| And then, he who is given to tell
! ing the truth under any and all cir
cumstances, glories in it and lauds
his own virtue, without thought of
those upon whom the crushing
weight of truth has fallen.
But the liar seldom boasts of his
| weakness-if it is weakness. He
is vigorously modest, and. if given
half a chance, will lyingly disclaim
all credit for a beautifully told lie.
He, in the goodness of his heart, is
perfectly willing that some one else
get the newark.
1t is said that the immortal Wash
ington never told a lie. We are not
at this late day prepared to prove to
the contrary, but inasmuch as the
Father of His Country was normal
man. we incline to the belief that he
was at least given to the venial sin
of ''fibbing." He must have been un.
truthful at times, for he was mar,
ried and, historians tell us, happily
Accepting the belief that George and
Martha lived in connubial bliss, We
I, must conclude that George lied
not, perhaps, habitually, but tactful
lily. Who ever knew of married
man who did not occasionally find ii
necessary to lie?
We submit, is it not better for men
to lie. and thereby make their wives
happy, than to make them unhappy
by telling them the truth? Ye gods.
if it were not for the virtue of lying
our counts would be so busy with
divorce cases that they would have
no time to try personal injury suits
Exchange.
The Ocala evening star. [volume] (Ocala, Fla.) 1895-1943, 1914-01-28
NOBODY SPARED
Kidney Troubles Attack Ocala Men
and Women, Old and Young

Kidney Troubles Attack Ocala Men
and Women, Old and Young
Kidney ills seize young and old.
Often come with little warning.
Children suffer in their early years,
Can't control the kidney secre-
tions
Girls are languid, nervous, suffer
pain.
Women worry, can't do daily
work
Men have lame and aching backs.
If you have any form of kidney ills
You must reach the cause.-The
kidneys.
Doan's Kidney Pills are for weak
kidneys-have brought relief to
Ocala people.
Ocala testimony proves it.
o. c. Tignor. salesman, 90 Tusca-
villa ST., Ocala, Fla, says: Zone of
the young sons of the family had
kidney weakness and Doan's Kidney
Pills, procured from Tydings & Cos.
Drug Store, were used. The great
benefit they brought warrants me in
recommending them"
Price SOC at all dealers. Don't
simply ask for a kidney remedy-get
Doan's Kidney Pills-the same that
Mr.. Tignor had. Foster-Milburn Co.,
Props, Buffalo, y. 7. Adv.
The Ocala evening star. [volume] (Ocala, Fla.) 1895-1943, 1914-01-28
FOR FROST BITES AND CHAPPED
SKIN

For frost bitten ears, fingers and
toes; chapped hands and lips, chill
blains, cold sores, red and rough
skins, there's nothing to equs BUCK
lens Arnica Salve Stops the pain at
once and heals quickly. IN every
home there should be box handy
all the time Best remedy for all
skin diseases, itching eczema, letter,
piles, etc. All druggists or by mail.
H. E. Bucklen & Co., Philadelphia,
or ST. Louis. Adv
The Ocala evening star. [volume] (Ocala, Fla.) 1895-1943, 1914-01-28
SUGAR HAMMOCK LANDS
neutrality-suspicious. Company
Selling Agents
Merchants Block. Ocala lib
NORRIS CANDY

Ask your neighbor, friend, vile,
sweetheart or even a stranger, about
this candy; absolutely the best in the
world To be had only at the Court
Pharmacy. 1-10-tf
The Ocala evening star. [volume] (Ocala, Fla.) 1895-1943, 1914-01-28
COTTAGE FOR RENT

My cottage on South Third street,
next door west of the primary school
house, all modern conveniences, is
for rent at $50 per month. R. R
Carroll. 1-23-tf
The Ocala evening star. [volume] (Ocala, Fla.) 1895-1943, 1914-01-28

Professional as we'll as amateur
photographers use the famous En-
sign" films to be had only at the
Court Pharmacy lift
The Ocala evening star. [volume] (Ocala, Fla.) 1895-1943, 1914-01-28
Read Our UNCLASSIFIED ADS. for your wants

Ensign" films are the kind your
friends are using for their small
cameras. None, better. The Court
Pharmacy Lift
Atlanta Georgian. [volume] (Atlanta, Ga.) 1912-1939, 1914-03-14
II. G. HASTINGS & CO.,
SEEDS. BULBS, PLANTS AND POUL-
TRY SUPPLIES.
BELL PHONES, MAIN 256S. MAIN
16 WEST MITCHELL STREET.

10 w Id 1 MlICttELl1 STREET.
1T LOOKS LIKE NOW that spring has
come TO stay. this next week will
find every one that has a garden get
ting ready to plant We have put on
several extra clerks In anticipation of
the rush and are better prepared TO
serve you than ever before We will
also put on extra deliveries. so there
will be no delays in getting your orders
out. We handle nothing but the highest
grade of seeds. and you will be assured
of a good garden If you get your seed
supply from Hastings.
EGGS FOR MATCHING from all the
popular breed of chickens. $3.50 per
setting 15 eggs).
IT is NOT the number of chicks you
hatch that counts, but the number
you raise. Start them off right with
Pratt's Baby Chick Feed, pounds 20
cents.
RAISING CHICKS in tent is a new
idea. but a good one, We have tents
six feet square that are just the thing,
They cost less than a brooder house,
and are just as good. $500 complete:
WE CARRY full line OF boxes for
shipping eggs, both for setting and
commercial.
DON'T BUY 4 HOVER until you see
the International Simplest to oper-
ate and produces the best results. SSeO
each.
Atlanta Georgian. [volume] (Atlanta, Ga.) 1912-1939, 1914-03-14
AUTOMOBILES AND SUPPLIES.

FOR SALE-One-ton Buick automobile
truck. in first class order; a bargain
al $3.50 Folsom's Garage, corner James
and Cone streets Telephone Ivy 4S16.
A NEW technical automobile magazine
Illustrated; contains valuable infor-
nation: send for free copy. American
Chauffeur, 13 Butler Bldg, Cincinnati.
BRUSH runabout: oVerhauled; painted;
in good condition; Sl25. G. J.. New
ton. Machen Ga.
STTpEBAKER roadster in good con-
dition: W itllake S225 cash at once.
owner leaving city ADDRESS Roadster,
Box IS, care Georgian
COLUMBIA AUTOMOBILE EN-
CHANGE,
2S7 EDGEWOOD AVENUE.
LARGEST dealers OF used cars in the
South. Watch our list OF used cars In
This paper.
Atlanta Georgian. [volume] (Atlanta, Ga.) 1912-1939, 1914-03-14
FURNISHED OR UNPUBLISHED.
APARTMENTS WANTED.

COUPLE with child desire small apart
ment or entire upstairs, furnished or
unfinished for light housekeeping, Ad-
dress with all Information, F. o, Box
1923
Atlanta Georgian. [volume] (Atlanta, Ga.) 1912-1939, 1914-03-14
SITUATIONS wANTED-MALE.
SPECIAL RATES for situa-
ton wanted ads; 3 lines l time,


ton wanted ads lines l time,
->-..>I lOc; z times, zoe; ! times. loc:
LICENSED engineer wants position as
engineer or machinist; have had three
years experience in repair shop. Can
give good references Prefer position in
city Address S. b., Box 3OS, care Geor-
gian
WANTED-Young man wants position
as helper in auto repair shop; some
experience; salary no object r. A. b,
Box 81. Route No. L. Lawrenceville,
Ga.
WANTED-Yo man desires work
will do anything, anywhere; give par
ticulars. NJ. w Nixon, General Deliv
cry, Augusta, Ga.
WANTED Man, 90, OF personality with
ability in reporting and other lines,
desires change references. Address p.
o. Box 272. Atlanta, Ga,
FIRST CItASS general office man. ex-
perienced in credits and collections.
good correspondent, Is now open for
position. Al references. Address c.,
care Georgian,
WANTED-Position by reliable colored
butler Can give good references. Ad-
dress b. Washington, 10 Piedmont ave-
nue..
81. EDUCATED, knowledge OF book
keeping. with office and business eX-
perience. Prefer position with future
Address g. C.. Box As, care Georgian,
WANTED-Colored boy, age 10, wishes
position as butler or 1anitor, can milk,
drive White gasoline automobile; honest
and reliable. don't drink whisky; can
come at once Address James Leaptrot
1908 Gould St. Dallas, Texas, care
Tisha White.
WANTED-S tenographer and clerk
young man with college education
wants position in office, factory or
1 store, where there Is chance of adj
vancement. Address J. u. S, Box 65,
Douglasville, Ga.
| WANTED Position by first class me-
chanical craftsman. with general
knowledge OF electricity; qualified TO
superintend building and repairs OF rail-
| way equipments frst-class reference
Address w G., Box us, care Georgian.
| COLORED MAN, with reference. good
! gardener and mixer wants additional
work as gardener or mixer. win do
/ both Honest reliable, no drunkard. j ,
Box S. care Georgian.
FlRSTCLASS bookkeeper and
office man having half of ev-
cry day at his disposal wishes
work. Bookkeeper, Box "a,
care Georgian.
MAN. g. ability in reporting good per-
| sonalty. desires change references
/ Address =. o, Box 272. City.
EXPERIENCED travelling salesman
wants position 10 carry line Of shoes
! or any legitimate line. Best references.
I J. A. T., Parkers Ferry s. c,
| ANTED-Position as buyer for large
, retail or wholesale grocery; good
! Judge OF merchandise and In touch with
| largest manufacturers. VIII 20 any
| where II. c., Box u, care Georgian.
| MAN, 2s, expert typist, compiler am
| report writer. having some legal
| training and familiar with library mad
| order, publishing and hospital work de-
! sires connection: Al references as TO
| character and ability married. sober
I j. y. Box 500. Atlanta. Ga.
Atlanta Georgian. [volume] (Atlanta, Ga.) 1912-1939, 1914-03-14
BUSINESS SPACE WANTED.

A BROKER would like space in some
warehouse with some concern who
could make deliveries for him 70 the
retail grocery trade Address Manu-
facturers' Agent care Georgian.
Atlanta Georgian. [volume] (Atlanta, Ga.) 1912-1939, 1914-03-14

MOTORCYCLES AND BICYCLES.
EXCELSIOR SERVICE STATION. III
Edgewood avenue. We buy, sell and
repair motorcycles Ivy 6056-J.
Atlanta Georgian. [volume] (Atlanta, Ga.) 1912-1939, 1914-03-14
Contractor anc suilosf.

ALLAN DtIlDiNG AND REPAIR
COMPANY
IF YOU are contemplating building, we
can save you money; we do all kinds
OF repair work at reasonable prices; all
work guaranteed trial Is all we ask.
Bell phone Main 5035-J
w r. HOLDER, CONTRACTOR sol
EMPIRE LIFE BLDG. IVY <. At
IANTA 1902 REMOnELJNG AND Pc
PAIRING GIVEN PROMPT AT-EN-
ION.
Atlanta Georgian. [volume] (Atlanta, Ga.) 1912-1939, 1914-03-14
NJ. HATCH COOK
REAL ESTATE FOR SALE OR E
CHANGE.

FOR SALE OR EXCHANGE-Goo q
ing farm of 200 acres; two tenaI
houses; 1870 acres under cultivation ad
pasture. Fine farming section. With
In 90 miles of Atlanta and half mile
good town. Write Owner, Box 1888, cal
Georgian.
Atlanta Georgian. [volume] (Atlanta, Ga.) 1912-1939, 1914-03-14
MEDICAL
REAL. ESTATE FOR SALE

If YOU WANT to buy. sell or trade
realty, write me; have some fine
trades unmatched and extra bargains
for cash. Eugene Campbell, Hartshorne,
Atlanta Georgian. [volume] (Atlanta, Ga.) 1912-1939, 1914-03-14
AT THE CARROLLTON.

FURNISHED rooms and furnished
apartments; some desirable space now
open J. f. Steele. Mgr, 20 Carnegie
Atlanta Georgian. [volume] (Atlanta, Ga.) 1912-1939, 1914-03-14
uNFURNIsAEp ROOMS WANTED

WANTED-By couple without children.
four-room house. or will share larger
house with desirable parties. near West
End Park Conveniences. Rent must be
reasonable. Phone West 1861 after 6
o'clock.
Atlanta Georgian. [volume] (Atlanta, Ga.) 1912-1939, 1914-03-14

BOURBON Red turkeys, Fawn and
White Runner ducks. White Rocks, X
J. Reds. AWhite and Brown Leghorns
eggs for Matching. Mrs. Marshall AMI
son. ShelhVVille Tenn.
Atlanta Georgian. [volume] (Atlanta, Ga.) 1912-1939, 1914-03-14

And thirty others. An cars men
Toned are newly painted. thoroughly
Dverhauled and fully equipped.
K Y r. TOR-Used
less than five hundred miles: electric
starter. 1915
O. r. HOUSER.
Phone Ivy 1911 IS Auburn Ave.
1912 WASHINGTON roadster: good run
cash INQUIRE rear Of as Auburn avenue
Ask 10. Mr. Lanford ur Mr. Francis
1-SEArED Speedweu car Tor sale al q
BARGAIN j.. Q. Box l443. Atlanta.
Atlanta Georgian. [volume] (Atlanta, Ga.) 1912-1939, 1914-03-14
ROOMS AND BOARD.

WANTED-Two young men to occupy a
room in private home in Kirkwood;
breakfast furnished. Call Decatur 297.
SELECT boarders; private home; very
Atlanta Georgian. [volume] (Atlanta, Ga.) 1912-1939, 1914-03-14
OFFICES FOR RENT.

Fulton Finance Company.
FOR RENT OFFICES Ia the Moore Build
ing at No. 10 Auburn avenue, steam
heat; passenger elevators; lights and
janitor service; S12.50 to SIS. George p.
Moore, Real Estate and Renting. 10 Au.
burn avenue
Atlanta Georgian. [volume] (Atlanta, Ga.) 1912-1939, 1914-03-14
POULTRY, PET AND LIVE STOCK
PouItrx-An varIs,Ies.

LEARN poultry farming by mail. un-
der personal supervision Of America $
foremost poultry authorities. Satisfac-
ton absolutely guaranteed, Illustrated
prospectus free. American School Poul-
try Husbandry, Desk 6S, Mountain
Grove. Mo.
Atlanta Georgian. [volume] (Atlanta, Ga.) 1912-1939, 1914-03-14

FlRSTCLASS bookkeeper and
office man having half Of ev-
cry day at his disposal wishes
work. Bookkeeper, Box "a,
care Georgian.
Atlanta Georgian. [volume] (Atlanta, Ga.) 1912-1939, 1914-03-14
,,,,.l ZEAL ESTATE FOR 49,
I Can Az fer real estate hsr@.';,,>, ~
~ Gambler Bldg Ivy sos 'arlgaains.

:, 7s For SALE on EASY Tr5
- 'oo-No. 81 Lees avenuo E.RNS
bungalow, near Nortb iSogr-r
M Onuteh' on Luckie S s,
liz III, al Improvement street
49,, water, bathroo, elecI
easy Terms; verv 'uola, q
So q eo pay Tor i like rent i i "a
Sl'2OO--4S by $50, on McIs,a..
vacant lott, ali i mnrh std
HoWil' next to No. lS6pt utene
srs wan and filling in i %iil ouf
SSIlailge for money ,ont
iouse on same: lois d
a eno ~ ieee selling for S25OA 81
TA'eVV IN ooV Beckwith stree. :.
W. Ivy now occupied by MI.
Ky, put can sell 10 coIar.ss
PIE nVe-room house, su
81 mn lihe rent near Ashby stSsi
Fi'VVV weston street let
ler OF oliver street tbrol
house papered, in COCA ALTO
GO mn ION ION WIN sell like pawn, con
P''VVV-ror sale, on very ess~s rel
11oTLhWest corner Tumlir fr
Calhoun streets, five-roor.u
aIla nan; right at Horoa no 70
ocnool, In one block NJ a
s so LOT ~ by 145; a gona y
no, ronr onickens and flowers Z
THOMAS ] wEsrr
2o9 Grant Building. Telenborno
FOR SALE-Very desirable oj. ~ y
residence In Ansley Park eal'lo
porch. furnace heat, birch Soo. sespS
manteis, cement floor landing M or
flreproof roof; beautiful lof w pat
bargain, Mrs. Frances OuiliiarS h g,O
ters Building. Main 1895, 4"' 'i1
FOR SALE-New North Si5,
room bungalow; never oocT I9 IVY
hardwood floors. birch veneas
grass knobs, granite mantels bo,, W.
IN plate glass, walls tinted viii =
stona, a washable tint, besutif,I Il
showers and reading lamp. 6aI.I
mas tile floor, arranged for sbon 1a.ArV1
medicine cabinet, plate glass sba,n.o sl
towel rods; Nu- Till roof. gmaro o'1ises q
years; cement porChes and stens
tie fronts and furnace heat bes' S ~
burg instantaneous gas water
heats 3 gallons water per minute ~
cherted and every convenience. Isl, ~
seen 10 be appreciated. Prize ~ y
easy terms. Call Owner. s.S0 wy
p. m, Ivy 5644. ''' ="
1855 FOWLER, near North goo5 II
ton; $l,1OO Address North 'O y
Georgian. ''' 4
AN EXCELLENT six-room cof1o,.
Whitehall terrace; renting 1S h
month; price $4,000; SIS Der -', wo,I
Call II. II. Sullivan. Main 1854 -1'l'
FOR SALE-A neat, nicely fIT5j;I
five-room cottage on st. Simors i boa.
centrally located: good renair n N
Bena Merrifield, st. Simons Island \
FOUR LOTS 70 R y sS9 .ae q
$1,000. Terms. East Point l iCS. fu
FOR SALE-Equity in attractive /.
room West End bungalow; every IN
Venlence except furnace. VIII excbsv
for well located North Side Ia s1VHa =
dress Owner. Box 14S, care Georgian
NEAR West Simpson street fvs.,o,
new bungalow, with gas. water !
bath, nice lot. Price 81, $50, slO6 "a,
balance easy.
M. HATCH COOK.
SOL FOURTH NAT. BANK BIII.nN
Main 1918.
VACANT lot 45x14O, $3.50 Ke
AVIAN / street, between Nj
edge and Glenn streets; water sew
Owner, Main, 3951-J.
GOOD piece of renting property
South Side for sale by owner. /
Wurtzburger, 921 Hurt Bldg
FOUR-ROOM house and stable. Sf2
S15 month; no cash payment. Ri,
car line Frea ma sture Tohn Carsv
Whitehall street.
Atlanta Georgian. [volume] (Atlanta, Ga.) 1912-1939, 1914-03-14
Columbia Auto Exchange.

PSF FDGEWOOD AVE IVY 1926
LARGEST DEALER of used cars In tho
South All kinds OF used cars bought.
sold and exchanged. We have on hand
The following.
Atlanta Georgian. [volume] (Atlanta, Ga.) 1912-1939, 1914-03-14
REAL ESTATE EoR EXCHANGE

MY $4,000 equity in 10-room house
excellent condition, large lot, to e
change for smaller, either bungalow
cottage close to car line in West En-
200 Oak st. W. 323-L
Atlanta Georgian. [volume] (Atlanta, Ga.) 1912-1939, 1914-03-14

tiorses. MuIes, vehIele.. &c.

----,--lTT1l oIses. MuIes, VehIeIes, &c.
FOR SALE-Three mules and three
grocery delivery wagons; all in good
condition. Can he seen al 80 West
Twelfth street. Phone Ivy 2l5b.
Poultry Plants and SEEDS.
Atlanta Georgian. [volume] (Atlanta, Ga.) 1912-1939, 1914-03-14
Dogs,
Pigs.
Poultry, Pet and Llve Stock.


FRESH Jersey COW, two Jersey heifers
sheep. pigs. chickens, rabbits j. S
Chiles, city limit, East Fair st.
Atlanta Georgian. [volume] (Atlanta, Ga.) 1912-1939, 1914-03-14

IN BEST-GROWING section of city 1
have a beautiful seven-room bunga-
low, with all modern conveniences.
Pressed brick mantels, furnace heat,
with hot water connections, beautiful
fixtures, convenient to school and car
line; lot 80 by 200 Must be sold at once
for $4,000. Small cash payment, balance
800 per month. Owner Box 5. care Geor-
Atlanta Georgian. [volume] (Atlanta, Ga.) 1912-1939, 1914-03-14
AUTOMOBILES WANTED.

LOT FOR AUTOMOBIIE.
AVE 5000 equity in a 81 800 lot, 60
by 100 feet, four blocks north of Buck
head, within 200 feet of Peachtree road,
that | will trade for good Ave passenger
auto: lot has water, sewers and paved
streets. and is within 200 feet of Peach
tree road; in coming section. Address
Auto Lot. care Georgian.
Atlanta Georgian. [volume] (Atlanta, Ga.) 1912-1939, 1914-03-14

w. A. BAKER & COMPANY, s0S
Fourth National Bank Building, Real
Estate. We deal in farm lands, city
and suburban property.
South Bend news-times. (South Bend, Ind.) 1913-1938, 1914-12-17
THAT MEXICAN PROBLEM.

Rev. John CaVanaugh, president OF
Notre Dame, comes back at us with
considerable vim, incident to our re-
cent comment on Bishop Alerding' S
letter to the diocese criticising Prest
Wilson for his attitude toward Mexico,
and. especially on account of his non
Interference in behalf of Catholic
church interests there. The letter
appears in another column of the
paper today, but incidentally we have
carried a similar though less rancOr-
Gus one from Father Carroll, of st.
Joseph's church. and it is TO the latter
that we wish more particularly to
refer our readers for more fair
minded presentation of the Catholic
side of the controversy.
However. there is to be no contro-
versy. so far as we are concerned.
There is always room for difference of
opinion on such subjects, and, we do
not particularly object to expressions
If opinion. even in our own columns
opinions with which we do not fully
accord. Father Carroll, in a gentle
manly way has advanced some very
telling argument.
Very righteously he feels indignant
for the Catholic sisters of Mexico, and
for the dissertation of the Catholic
churches. We condemn it just as
keenly. As we remember history
however. it is OF new to MeXico-not
an chareeabIe against the days since
Prest Wilson's administration. Our
difference of opinion seems to simmer
Gown to the mere question of govern
ment policy with regard to interven-
ton. Even if it were a mistake to
not recognize Huerta, two misJa kes
never corrected one. and further in
tervention, we believe would be mis-
;aks 40. >. if not the first. We have
not interviewed in behalf of gold, as
Vet. and it is a safe wager that we
won't
our main purpose in submitting
pres't Cavanaughs letter is TO
commend it to our ultra protestant
readers as an answer td their mis-
taken idea. seemingly faulty OBJ
tanned from some where, 10 the effect
tbat Pres't Wilson is WORKING hand in
glove with the Catholic church, il
Mexico. and that church hand in glove
with him
South Bend news-times. (South Bend, Ind.) 1913-1938, 1914-12-17
SCHNuTZ ND

Eugene Schmitz has returned to
san Francisco. is welcomed 10y a
crowd with a brass band and an
nounces that he's going TO run for
mayor. which leads that distinguished
moralist. John d. Spreckels, 70 edi-
torialIv observe: "Beelzebub has the
same privilege under the direct pri-
mary law"
But why shouldn't Schmitz be well
coined with music and cheers, and
acquire the idea that hes the man for
mayor OF Frisco?
To be sure. ne left the old town by
night with a tremendous collection of
Indictments on him and an official
record so odorous that it's remarkable
that il did not betray his hiding place
i'm the brush But his fellows ratters.
save Ruef got away and are sull
splashing in high society, Barbary
coast has been reopened. sen. Grant
South Bend news-times. (South Bend, Ind.) 1913-1938, 1914-12-17

81 just laid the law down TO Ed
good and hard" the young bride said.
Il told him 1 wouldn't stand for hav-
ing curtains and draperies skunk up
with tobacco smoke. He would have
TO give up smoking or give up me-"
We overheard this in a street car,
and don't know what Ed replied. But
it's better than an even chance that
that aggressive young woman is lay
ink up trouble.
Waving the point whether smoking
is good or bad for a man. she is be-
ginning her trot in double harness in
the wrong way to keep hubby content
ed.
No doubt he told her when he was
counting, that he'd do whatever she
asked. even to laying down his life.
But that's a far different thing than
laying down a pet pipe. If war bur
glars or a fire came. some great crisis
in which it was chance between his
life and hers, it's possible he'd be
hero. If he were. it would be from
his own impulse, not because she
ragged him to it,
You see, mere man. spite of ages of
civilization, is still a good deal like a
horse, happiest, most tractable, when
we'll petted and fed.
If we were in that brides place,
Just setting out on the uncertain sea
Of matrimony, we'd make believe we
enjoyed the smell of tobacco so well
and would so cuddle and caress him
and help him with the ''makings'' that
he'd think home had it all over Mixes
Joint around the corner-so well that
it would take a crowbar to pry him
away, nights.
It's the old story over again Of the
sun and the wind-affection VIII so
further any day than force.