The sun. [volume] (New York [N.Y.]) 1833-1916, 1914-07-19
GEORGE AIDES NEWEST FABLES in SLANG

enough Clubs High East Winds pre-
vailed in the Locker Room. Every
Member was a chick Evans when he
got back to the nineteenth hole.
Mr.. Palzey now began to regard the
Ancient and Honorable Pastme as
compendium of Sacraments. Drdcals.
lncantations and Ceremonial Furmah-
ties.
lie resigned himself into the Custody
Of professional Laddic with large
staring Knuckles and IL Dialect that
dimmed all the memories Of Lauder.
In short time the Form was classy
but the Score had to be taken out and
buried after every Round.
Mr. Pallzcy saw that this Mundane
Existence was no all Pleasure. He
had found his Life Work. The Lode
star of his declining Years would be an
even one hundred for the eighteen
flags.
wife would see him out in the Street
feeling his way along. totally unmndful
Of his Whereabouts. She would lead
him into the Shade. snap her Fingers
,all his Name and gradually pull him
cut of the Trance.
He would look nj her with q fimy
Gaze and smile family, as If partly re-
membering. and then say: Don't for
get To follow through. Keep the h, al
downright with the left-no launching
pivot on the hips. For Cuppy Lie
take the Nib, If running up with the
Jigger drop her dead The full st. An
drew's should not he thrown into a Putt.
Never up, never in. Lift the flag. Take
"A pickout from Casual Water but play
the Roadways. To overcome Slicing or
Falling advance the right or left Foot.
Schlaiiing and Socketng may be avoided
by adding a hook with "A top spin or vice
versa. The Man says there are twenty
six Things To be remembered In Driving
from the Tee. one is Stance. ! forget
the other twenty i've"
Then the Partner Of his Joys and
Sorrows. with the account on the Debit
side. would shoot twenty Grains Of
Aspirin into him and plant him in the
Flax.
Next morning at breakfast he would
break II to her that the l5rassie had
developed too much Of "a Whip and he
had decided to try a forty inch Shaft.
They had Seasoned Hickory for Break
fast Bunkcrs for Luncheon and the Fair
Green for Dinner.
AS "a matter of course they had to
give up their comfortable Home among
the Friends who had got used to them
and move out to a strawboard Bunga-
low so as to be near the Shambles.
Mrs. pallzey wanted to do the White
Mountains but Mr.. Pallzcy needed her.
lie wanted her to be waiting ON the
Neranda at Dusk, so that he could tell
her all about it from the preliminary
Address to the final FooZle.
Sometimes he would come home en-
veloped in "A foglike Silence which
would last beyond early Candle Light
ing. when he would express the opinion
that the Administration at Washington
had proved a Failure.
Perhaps the very next Evening he
would lnpe all the way up the Gravel
and breeze into her presence, smelling
like "A warm gust of Air from Dundee.
He would ask her to throw an Amber
Light on the Big Hero. lie would call
her Kid" and say that Nardon had
nothing on him. Her Man was the Glnk
to show that Pill how to take Joke.
Then she would know that he had
won a Box of Balls from Mrs. Talbot's
poor old crippled Father-in- Law.
She could read him like "A Barometer
II he and Mr.. IlilgrIs. the Real Estate
Man. came home together fifteen feet
apart, stepping high and looking