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Evening capital and Maryland gazette., 1914-03-26
THE KRAZY KIDS
At The Colonial Theatre Again To-
night.

The Peerless Comedy Company in
their new Offering The Seven krazy
Kids" were a big hit last night and
had the whole house roaring with
laughter. There is nothing 10 the act
but nOnsensical nonsense and 1t is real
ly funny.
The comedy is handled by Bob Shaw
as the Dutch Professor, Maxwell as
Izzy Fitzpatrick and Bill Tierney as
The Silly Kid and they kept the audi
ence IN a continual uproar from the
start to the closing curtain. The girls
in their white dresses made a good ap
pearance and sang their song numbers
in a capable manner. Tiernery and
Maxwell certainly made life a burden
for the Professor and the audience
seemed to join with them and there
was plenty of fun for everybody.
! The stage was set with special seem
cry showing the regular district school
house interior, and the Colonial man
agement secured the regular school
desks which of course made it more
realistic. II had the atmosphere of a
real everyday school house in the coun-
try districts. Three vaudeville acts
were also good. Shaw ant Maxwell
scored very big in their mirth provok-
ing sketch. Three photo plays com
pleted the program and it was q big
show indeed.
Friday night there will be a complete
change of program Friday will also
be surprise night and over thirty val
liable and useful presents will be given
away. China, silverware, furniture,
etc. Watch the Capital for other an
nouncements. Its worth while
Evening capital and Maryland gazette., 1914-03-26
WHY BRIDE DESERTED.
Former Local Keeper Of National
Cemetery in Marital Trouble.

The following dispatch from
LIE avenworth, Kans., to the Baltimore
Sun, is of peculiar local interest:
Indignant because her husband of
twelve hours, who, she says, repre-
sented to her that he had $50, 900 and
owned a $1,000 residence at Fort
Leave nworth, took her to live at the
lodging house of the National Gem
etery at Fort Leavenworth. Mrs.
Charlie Saline -Menuez. Of Galveston,
Texas, who was married to Capt.
Vincent Menuez in the Probate
Court, left him to return to her
home.
Captain Menuez is 7S years old
and is superintendent of the Ma
tional Cemetery. Mrs. Menuez is
Sc year old and the widow of Gal
weston business man.
"She was afraid of ghosts" Cap
tian Menuez said. Mrs. Menuez de-
nies it.
"I have it in black and white that
the Captain misre presented his wealth
and position to me, she said. elm
stead of the fine home ! expected, he
took me to the gatehouse of a ceme-
terry"
Captain Menuez was a former
keeper Of the National Cemetery
here, where he lived for some years
with his talented daughter. young
woman of musical skill and ability
and of an unusual literary turn Of
mind. He was succeeded by Keeper
Dye, who in turn was succeeded by
Keepers May and the incumbent.
Evening capital and Maryland gazette., 1914-03-26
BOY BORNE ON A GOT
CALLS ON PRESIDENT
Ambulance Was His Cab, But He
had Warm Welcome
IN THE WHITE HOUSE.
Hsry DAVIS. IOvslid Begged To See
Prendsng MIIsen.

At $50 o'clock Monday morning
a private automobile ambulance drove
up to the White House in Washing
ton. A white coated physician and
the driver lifted out a cot on which
lay Harry Winthrop Davis, 9 years
old, of Sewickley, Pa.
The big glass doors of the White
Hous- swung open and the cot was
borne carefully INTO the vestibue and
then on into the Blue Room. where
the President and Mrs. Wilson were
waiting. Awe at first possessed the
lad, but soon the Presidents warm
handshske and his hearty words
brought reinsurance and the wan face
shone with happiness. He had rea-
lized the hope that had made him beg
his mother to bring him on a visit
to Washington.
At the end of his Interview he gave
Mr. Wilson a bunch of forget-me-
nots, which the President promised
that he would keep. Later in the
day the little invalid was taken TO
Atlantic City. The boy has been a
sufferer from heart disease for sever
al years. His mother, Mrs. A. L.
Davis, has little hope that he ever
will be entirely well. He had been
reading about Washington and the
President and he begged to see the
the White House and MIR. Wilson
The interview Monday morning
was arranged by Mrs. Wilson, who
was deeply moved bY a letter she
had received from the boys mother
telling of his condition and his desire
to see the President.
Evening capital and Maryland gazette., 1914-03-26
Now Paint

Strike when the iron is hot and paint
when the property needs it.
They paint ships dozen times a
year: yes, some of them, every voyage.
What for, do you think? To look nice
and get business.
A livery keeps its carriages painted
and vanished and washed, to look nice
and get business.
A man, with house for sale or to
let. does 1t up" and Devoe is the
paint.
There's more in paint than to keep
out water. Paint for looks and you
needn't think about water. A fresh
coat of paint once year is about as
good tor his credit as paying his debts.
But the man whose buildings and
fences look new, very likely, has no
DEVOE
I w TrautWeip sells it.
Evening capital and Maryland gazette., 1914-03-26
To Keep Above sordld Grind.

The thing one loves to do is never
tires ONE and if you can teach yourself
to enjoy the common routine there will
never be any depressing fatigue. Per-
haps one can never grow to love the
drudgery part of any work, but If the
mind is kept above it, by working to-
ward more efficient way of perform
ing the task, or if not that, by training
the mind to do the homely things with
the thoughts on something else, you
will obviate much Of the usual weari-
ness, especially in the housework rou-
tine.
Evening capital and Maryland gazette., 1914-03-26
OVER 1000 CAPITAL COUPONS.
Cut From This Psper and Presented at
Bsnesch's in Exchange for Sou
venirs

Ask the Grm of Isaac .Benesch &
Sons, Main street. if you have any
doubt of the Capitals efficacy as an ad-
vertising medium.
At the opening yesterday at the
great stores of Isaac Benesch Il Sons
over 1000 coupons, cut from the
EVENING CAPITAL of Monday ana
Tuesday were presented at the stores
in exchange for souvenirs given to the
ladies of Annapolis. These souvenirs
were heavily gold-plated, enamel SHIRT
waist pins. given TO women and g'rls
only.
When 1000 and more coupons were
cut from this paper in two days by the
women of Annapolis and nearby county
districts. il goes without saying that
the CAPITAL is SOME advertising
medium.
Evening capital and Maryland gazette., 1914-03-26
CRYING FOR HELP.
Lots Of it in Annapolis But Daily
Growing Less.
The kidneys often cry for help.
Noi another organ in the whole body


Noi another organ in the whole body
more delicately constructed;
Not one more important to health.
me kicneys are the alters OF the
blood, - .s
foul and poisonous.
There can be no health where tnere
is poisoned blood.
Backache is one of the frequent mol
cations of kidney trouble.
1t is often the kidneys cry Tor hsip'
Heed it. n.,,. $50
Read what Doan's Kidney Pilis nave
sone for overworked kidneys.
Read what Doan's have done tor An
napolis people. =, .Ls.
MIS-. Elizabeth Claude, 81 Northwest
St Annapolis, Md. says: Il touna
lloan's Kidney Pills to be good KID
nev medicine and one that acts JUST as
re11resented. l used this remedy when
snfFeT,pg from lame back and weak
kidnevs and it helped me in every
Price SOC. at all dealers. Don I
sin,nlv ask for kidney remedy-get
Doan;s Kidney Pills the same tnas
Wrs Claude had. Foster-Miionrh % ;
Props, Buffalo. \. \.
Evening capital and Maryland gazette., 1914-03-26
simnIe Exclamation.

Mr.. Stoney-'What a lot seem TO
have learned tonight! How ] have
benefited by this conversation with
you, my dear Miss Deartome. Some
how your intellect seems 10 appeal
to mine. Are you a literary lady?"
Miss Deartome-"No; l am teacher
in az infant SCHOOL,"
Evening capital and Maryland gazette., 1914-03-26
Imaoinatlon 10 Be Controlled.

Imagination is q great faculty II
properly controlled Uncontrolled, let
loose to run its course untrammeled'
breeding its kindred passions OF preJu'
dice. fear, hate, malice, it becomes a
menace. haunting US with It's fantasies
and fallacies, uniting us for high
purpose. Yet 1t dwells latent or po-
tent IN every human breast master
or servant. according to the strengtA
or weakness of the will.
Evening capital and Maryland gazette., 1914-03-26
cauge Of Nervous Breakdown.

When we leel sleepy the drain upoR
the nerve cells stops and the heart
has an opportunity to put them into
good working order again. The heart
luckily never gets tired unless we
strain it. When we do demand too
much OF the heart it becomes unable
to repair the nerve cells properly dur
ing sleep, and as a result the whole
nervous system goes to pieces.
Evening capital and Maryland gazette., 1914-03-26
When Jude Looks important.

Jude johnson never looks more inn
portant than when he is having his
shoes shined with the money his-wife
took in for washing g.-Atchison Globe.
Evening capital and Maryland gazette., 1914-03-26
Cloudy

AsHlrsaoS, March 26. lite A N.
For Maryland Cloudy tonight and
Friday probably showers not much
change in temperature.
Gni7f % WsaEheE Bureau
Evening capital and Maryland gazette., 1914-03-26

6TATEMENT-This paper Is a Daily, pub
hshed IN Annapolis, Nd. the publishers be-
ing the Estate Of William ~ Abbott (de-
ceased.} The name Of the paper Is "Tha
Evening Capital" and Maryland Gazette >
edited, &c, 10y ~. A. Gage, manager.
Average number OF copies daily sold or dis
trtbuted through the mails or otherwise to
paid subscribers during the SIX, months pre-
ceding date OF L is statement. b,3OO. m26 u
Evening capital and Maryland gazette., 1914-03-26

MARCH. 2e sl4.
Atlanta Georgian. [volume] (Atlanta, Ga.) 1912-1939, 1914-03-21

was like his throbblng whisper be-
fore the altar, when he raised the
Sacred Host. Father Dan prayed for
me calling me his dear child whom
God had committed to his care) that
might keep my marriage vow and
be saved from the temptation to
break #.
His beautiful prayer or his throb
bling voice. or both together. had a
great effect upon me, and when l rose
to my feet ] felt stronger Although
Martin was as dear TO me ss ever,
l thought | saw my way at last II
he loved me and loved him. ] had
to be brave for both OF us. I had to
oppose to the carnal instinct Of love
the spiritual impulse Of remuneration.
Yes. yes, that was what | had to do.
Father Dan saw me TO the door.
GIVE my love TO my boy" he said,
land don't forget what l told you to
tell him"
"T1l tell him" replied, for though
I knew my heart was bleeding | felt
calm and more courageous
1t was milking time and the cows
were lowing in the byre when I
crossed the fields and the farmyard
on my way back to my fathers house.
Early next morning / left 1t for
Castle Raa
Atlanta Georgian. [volume] (Atlanta, Ga.) 1912-1939, 1914-03-21
When | Was a Girl
How This Remark from Mother to Daughter Causes
Sullen Resentment to Many.
By BEATRICE FAIRFAX.

and make an effort to change conditions
to suit her. If she has known the
common heritage OF all womankind she
has learned that there are few the
aters. few parties, few amusem ents Of
any kind in the life Of woman who
Is wife and mother, and the pleasures
of this kind which were hers as a girl
grow bright in retrospection. She has
what is commonly known among women
as good time as girl; with the
aters and balls and parties making
youth worth while. Naturally. she
wants her daughter to know the same
perhaps, that unless youth brings you
such recreations you will never know
them.
She is right in a degree. The lover
who is never expected to spend a dol
lar on his sweetheart falls. naturally
into the ways of the husband who be-
grudges the penny. You are also right
in a degree. Right in spending your
evenings as 1t pleases you. and right
in smarting under criticism Of time
spent so innocently. can almost see
you keeping back the angry reply that
if you spent ali your evenings away
from home she might have something
more 10 complain about, and am proud
of you that you suppress 1t.
But don't let your sweetheart get into
the habit of feeling that you have no
longings for anything lying outside your
own four walls. The time will come to
him when he will know safety of the
catIille pleasure of blinking at the fire
all evening. and when he wanders forth
for a change he win under your present
tutelage) wander forth alone.
There is always something to BIS
learned from when I was a girl"
though there Is g rasping note in the
voice that utterS II.
Atlanta Georgian. [volume] (Atlanta, Ga.) 1912-1939, 1914-03-21
By WILLIAM F. KIRK.

Z HAVE been reading lot about this
Mexican bandit Zapata, sed Pa, &
= a idee mas been growing in my
brain.
Well, sed Ma. give the idee plenty of
time to grow. Goodness knows a idee
wud have plenty of room to grow there.
& plenty of lonely days & mites, Ma
sed.
do not need to let the idee grow any
rger. sed Pa it Is developed now, All
| need now is sum funds q a few bralV
men, & | am going down into Mexico
& capture this Mexican bandit singei
handed.
Ha. Ha. sed Ma. Ha. Hs, Ta.
Do YOU laff wen Yure husband is on
the brink of the grave, for all you
know? sed Pa. DO you laf wen you
know that ] am going almost alone into
the .wilds of widest Mexico TO match
my branes a. outrage aggenst the worst
bandit in the Southwest?
Ha. Ha Ha, sed Ma aggenn. Oh,
husband deer, you are too comickal,
You do not seem to reelize that | am
in dedly ernest, sed Pa. Why, he sed,
I have my plans so far advanced that
I am now going down town to see II
! can get sum rich man interested in the
skeem, & then | shall call for hun
dred of the braivest men in the city to
BO WIN me 1pil bilbW jest wat
time [ will be hoam.
Then ] know moar than you do, sed
Ma. I know that you will be hoam all
the evening. Thare will be no trip taken
tonite, my dear hero Home Is WHARF
the heart is, & yure heart viii beet
around here all this long, deelltefnl
eevning.
But I am in dedly ernest about this
plan of mine. sed Pa.
& | am in dedly ernest about yure
staying around the apartment tonite,
sed ma Let these Mexcans thrash out
go down TO Mexico & git shot by this
terribul man. What would BEGUN of
little Robbie & me?
l do not intend to let him kill me. sed
Pa, The long yeers spent on the des
ert in my erly manhood taught me all
the cunning Of the plains.
Oh. shaw. sed Ma, doant tell me any
thing about the long yeeTs of pure erly
manhood that you spent on the desert.
man like you, sed Ma, wud newer
spend much time IN such a dry place
as a desert I think that eeVen in yure
had to go all day without sumthing
tricklng down yure deer neck. You are
no desert child Ma sed, & doant think
that you are going down town tonite.
know you You Jest want a excuse to
spend the mite with the boys, playing
poker or bilyards.
Do you hear that, Bobby. sed Pa. II
IS the history of the wurld since the
beginning of all time. Wen a crate
patriot rises UP to do sumthing, he is
ALWAYS hampered by. a woman. The
greatest stumbling block to all CRATE
men, sed Pa. has been a woman. Mark
Antony wud have had all Rome II 1t
had not been for that butiful queen of
Egypt. & now my butiful queen rises
up p says that I must not go ahed with
Atlanta Georgian. [volume] (Atlanta, Ga.) 1912-1939, 1914-03-21
Up~to-Date Jokes

a lawsuit was recently in full swing,
and during its progress a witness was
cross examined as to the habits and
character of the defendant.
Has Mr.. NJ reputation for being
abnormally lazy?" asked counsel,
briskly.
We'll sir. it's this way"
"Wul You kindly answer the question
aslled?' struck in the irascble lawyer
We'll. sir, I was going to say It's this
way I don't want to do the gentleman
In question any injustice, and | won't
go SO far a $ to say, sir that he's lazy
exactly: but If Il required any voluntary
work on his part to digest his food
why he'd die from lack Of nourishment,
sir"
Mrs Clark came running hurriedly
Ufo her rrshand's office one morning,
"N'. I',S'' she cried, as she gasne3
fr" h"safF 't Ircgred my diamond ring
~ Hrsor and l can't find il any
.."s T." ,.~et. Eess." replied &c.
'-F of C@'a rcross il IN ny tot
s-rs pocEce'
4 local hand was enc day playing t
Scotland, when au GA native came ~
and asked the bauGmaster what the
piece was they were rendering
That's The Death of Nelson " re-
piled the bandmaster
AYE man. remarked the native, "ye
hae given hi man awful death!"
Atlanta Georgian. [volume] (Atlanta, Ga.) 1912-1939, 1914-03-21
To.DAY's INSTALLMENT
sixty second chapter-cOntInusd,


Then you think you can not live
without the one you love. because
all your heart is full OF him. But
think Of the holy women, the holy
saints, who have gone through the
same mptation-fighting against It
with all the strength OF their souls
until the very wounds of our blessed
Lord have been marked on their
bodies
He was creeping closer to my side
His voice Yves quivering at my ear
/ was struggling hard, and still trem-
bling all over.
eHold fast by the church. nv child.
II +. your only refuge. Remember
that God made your marriage and you
can not break It without forsaking
vour faith. Can anything be good
that IL bought at such a price? Moth
Ing in this world! When you meet
,o.morrow night--you two children
tell him that. Tell him l told you
10 say so. love you both
Don't break your old priests neal =
He's in trouble enough for you al
ready. Don't let him think that ne
must lose you altogether. And then
remember your mother, too-that
saint in heaven who suffered 80 long
and was patient. Everything
VIII depend upon you, my child' III
matters Of this kind the woman Is the
stronger vessel. BE strong for MIN
also. Renounce your guilty love, my
daughter---"
sBnt i can not; can not" said
n love him, and can not give MN
up -, ,,n satd
Father pan. and, stlll holding my
hand he drew me down 70 my knees
ana knelt beside me. The room was
dark by this time, and only the sullen
Glow from the peat fire was on our
faces. =.
Then in low voice, so low that 1t
Atlanta Georgian. [volume] (Atlanta, Ga.) 1912-1939, 1914-03-21

II VERIFYING depends upon the
r. manner in which it is spoken.
- There are some mothers who be-
gin softly. when I was a girl" and
their daughters listen with wide opened
eyes and a sympathetic understanding
and there are other mothers who have
only to mention the days of their girl
hood to arouse sullen resentment and
obstinacy in their daughters breasts.
They know that the comparison Of
that bygone day with their own youth
Is to be unfRvorable to themselves.
They have learned through much reiter-
alton that when I was a girl" pre-
cludes criticism and never a COM
mendation.
OF such misunderstanding and mis-
understood daughters is numbered the
writer Of the following letter:
IT am 18 and am keeping company
with yo nng man of 90. Now, am a
girl who does not care to go around
much He calls Wednesdays and Sun
days, and once in while on a Sunday
we go to visit friends, but I never go
out nights.
MY mother constantly finds fault
about it, She says; 1t is a wonder you
don't go to theater instead of stay
ing around the house. When l was a
girl my beau took me to the theater
every week.
"She also calls ME a cheap sport and
says other unpleasant things. Now 1
love this young man, and it hurts me
to have her say these things. She also
says that he is nice young man, and
all right, but always adds. Why doesn't
ne take you for a good time?'
IF you were in my place, what would
you say to herr"
II were in your place, my dear girl.
would try hard to think that there Is
some justice in what my mother says,
Atlanta Georgian. [volume] (Atlanta, Ga.) 1912-1939, 1914-03-21
AN APPEAL
TO WOMEN
BY One Who, From Her
Past Experience, Is Ca
pable of Giving Sound
Advice.

mud. KY want to urge all weak
women" says Mrs. Lizzie r. Barker.
Of this place, "to give Cardui, tho
woman's tonic, a fair trial, for l be-
Reye il win do for them what it has
done for me,
Z was a sufrerer for 10 years, with
such pains l could scarcely walk or
stand ON my feet. had headache,
dizziness and fainting spells.
After many treatments failed to
help me, my husband persuaded me
TO give Cardui, the woman's tonic.
trial. and I did so. Now feel like
new woman. am well Of all these
spells Of sickness, and do my work
with pleasure.
When l commenced taking Cardui
/ was not able TO sit up Now ! am
enjoying good health. and do all of
my work
Z shall keep Cardui in my home all
the time. There is not any medicine
that equals It for women"
We, also, urge you try Cardui. the
woman's tonic, for your troubles. II
has helped so many thousands Of
women in the past half century that
We feel sure it will help you. too.
Prepared from perfectly harmless.
vegetable ingredients. Cardui is the
remedy for YOU TO use. 1t can do
you nothing but good.
Try ii.
y. b Write 20; Ladies' Advisory
Dept. Chattanooga Medicine Co. Chat
tanooga. Tenn for Special Instructions,
ond 6i-page book. Home Treatment for
Women sent In plain wrapper, on re-
quest ADVERTISEMENT
Atlanta Georgian. [volume] (Atlanta, Ga.) 1912-1939, 1914-03-21
o Little Boobies Pa o

my grand skeem to help Mexico.
Do you think am butiful queen like
Cleepatry? Ma asked him.
You are moar butiful, sed Pa, & jest
as stubborn.
You deer boy, sed Ma, If you want to
go down town awhile you may go.
Pa winked at me wen he was putting
on his overcoat and hat.
Atlanta Georgian. [volume] (Atlanta, Ga.) 1912-1939, 1914-03-21

Hope you found your father
better Another wonderful man!
Such an original tyne. too Good
bye, my dearest dear. ALMA
T. Shave missed you so
much darling. Castle Raa wasn't
the same place without you'll as-
sure you IL wasn't.
While / was turning this lette
Atlanta Georgian. [volume] (Atlanta, Ga.) 1912-1939, 1914-03-21

Ms a cat and viii fancy she is
seasick an the time.
Good bye, dearest, We're just
or. envy you You happy. hap
by girl! am sure you will have
such a good time. What "A man,
as natural as nature, ] see by
the insular paper that your is
landers adore him.
Atlanta Georgian. [volume] (Atlanta, Ga.) 1912-1939, 1914-03-21

over in my hand wondering what ,Ae
beautiful uend had meant by it, my
maid. who was standing by, was Wis
ibiy burning with desire 10 know
its contents and give me the benefit
of her own interpreted ion.
told her in general what Alma
had said and she burst into little
screams of indignation.
Atlanta Georgian. [volume] (Atlanta, Ga.) 1912-1939, 1914-03-21

found woefuy,
that they would be where girls be smile with with
office O'Clock to
girls
dance!
out
yardske min
Off he OF marc
by sit ing OF a rock
So
pipe to Tango!NI1lL
BRINkLEN.
Atlanta Georgian. [volume] (Atlanta, Ga.) 1912-1939, 1914-03-21

hppy the halls OF
his crushed-rose
feet. and singing sang Pony Boy"
Tango-gir,
Won't tango-girl2
floor!
Tango
FOUR the air whirli
somersaul
My
Atlanta Georgian. [volume] (Atlanta, Ga.) 1912-1939, 1914-03-21

wei, Gle huazy! The wick 50
huzzy' That's an sac IS, my lady,
begging your pardon. and there's 40
otlcr name for her. ARRANGED a
month aso indeed. 1t was never
thought Of until last night after Mr..
Conrad's telegram came"
To Be Continued Monday.
Atlanta Georgian. [volume] (Atlanta, Ga.) 1912-1939, 1914-03-21

Copyright. 1912. by Hesrsts Magazine.
copyright, 1918. by Hearst Magazine.
Copyright in Great Britain Copyright.
1913 by J. b Lippincott Company
Atlanta Georgian. [volume] (Atlanta, Ga.) 1912-1939, 1914-03-21

y. Is Write 20; Ladies' Advisory
Dept, Chattanooga Medicine Co. Chat
tanooga Tenn for Special Instructions,
ond 6i-nage book. Home Treatment for
Women sent In plain wrapper, on re-
quest -ADNERTlSEAfE
Atlanta Georgian. [volume] (Atlanta, Ga.) 1912-1939, 1914-03-21

Y HAVE been reading lot about this
Mexican bandit Zapata, sed Pa, q
= idee has been growing in my