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Mexico Missouri message. (Mexico, Audrain County, Mo.) 1899-1918, 1914-12-31
Another SIander.

Teacher-In French money is femi.
nine. Can anyone tell me why?
Pupil-Yes, ma'am! Because II
talks.
Mexico Missouri message. (Mexico, Audrain County, Mo.) 1899-1918, 1914-12-31
Rate Hearing Recess.

a recess until Jan. 10 has been
,aken In the hearing on the higher
freight and passenger rates by the
Aiissouri public service commission.
Mexico Missouri message. (Mexico, Audrain County, Mo.) 1899-1918, 1914-12-31
A Good start.

HE offers me platonic affection"
We'll. take 1t. A platonic affection
often leads to the real thing"
Mexico Missouri message. (Mexico, Audrain County, Mo.) 1899-1918, 1914-12-31
ACCOUNTING for IL

How could that medium see astral
bodies, as she claims. at night?"
Il suppose she uses astral lamps"
Mexico Missouri message. (Mexico, Audrain County, Mo.) 1899-1918, 1914-12-31
Her Anr.

Judge-What is your age, madam?
Witness Twenty.seven and some
months.
Judge want your exact age,
please. How many months?
Witness-One hundred and twenty.
Mexico Missouri message. (Mexico, Audrain County, Mo.) 1899-1918, 1914-12-31

YOUR OWN DRUGGIST WILL TELL YOU
Try Murine Rye Remedy for Red, Weak, WateFJ
hyes and GranulAted bycllds; No smaulng-
by mail Free. Murine Eye Roalady Co, Chicago
The Wheeling intelligencer. [volume] (Wheeling, W. Va.) 1903-1961, 1914-07-21
81. cIair.vuIe erle,,

Miss Bess Boggess. OF Clarksburg.
nno has been a guest at the home OF
Miss Anna Pursglove for some time.
left yesterday for her home.
Howard Dixon. strong candidate
Tor clerk OF courts on the Democratic
ueket' was campaignpg in Martins
Miss Gertrude Neiswanger. OF
wheeling. spent Sunday at the home
OF Mrs William Jobes. east OF town.
Miss Mary McConnaughy. OF
wheeling. spent Sunday at the home
OF Mrs. John Campbell. on Main
street.
George Secrest. OF Coshocton. q.
is spending some time with his sister.
Mrs. II. W. Mitchell. at her home in
the East End.
Misses Lulu. Love and AIDA Nor.
gan, of F~airpoint, will spend the last
OF the week with relatives al New
Athens.
Mrs. J.. c. Heinlein. OF bridgeport.
was a business visitor at this place.
Monday.
Albert Beck. of Wheeling. was a
business visitor at this place. Mon
Mrs. David Parshall and two daugh.
tiers. Misses Hazel and Glover. are
spending a few days with friends az
Hamilton. o.
Miss Jennie Madden has returned
TO her home at Freeport. o.. after
spending some time al the home of
James POrterheld. north Of town.
Mrs. Frank Williams and daughter.
Miss Fay. have returned from a week.
end visit at the home OF John Patter-
son, at Blaine.
Rev. l. l. Leiper and family left
yesterday for New Castle. Pa. where
ton.
Charles Feeney, representing the
feeny Candy Company. was a bust
ness visitor. Monday.
Ground has been broken for the
new parsonage to be built on the lot
adjoining the United PRESBYTERIAN
ed at once.
The Wheeling intelligencer. [volume] (Wheeling, W. Va.) 1903-1961, 1914-07-21

The following cases were filed IN
the Clerks Office. Monday:
Louis sax, plaintiff vs.. Thomas W.
Yingling. defendant. the plaintiff asks
money only TO the O OF $3.50
with interest from October cath. 1919
at six per cent. Attorney J. G. Helm
lein. OF Bridgeport. is the plaintiffs
attorney.
Martha Madro Camp. plaintiff VS..
William G.. Camp. defendant: the
plaintiff asks a divorce on the grounds
OF extreme cruelty. claiming that on
the goth day OF December while visit
ing relatives at Toledo. the defendant
in this action. struck her violently in
the face. knocked her down three or
four times and kicked her and other
wise abused her and mistreated her.
She claims hat on several occasions
he has threatened her life and that
she cannot In safety I've with him.
The plaintiff asks that she be restored
TO her maiden name OF Martha Brown.
Attorney George Cooke. OF Martins
Ferry. Is the counsel for the plaintiff.
Fred II. Barriskloy. plaintiff VS.. Bal
timore and Ohio abroad Company. a
corporation. defendant. the plaintiff
n stock dealer OF Flushing. o, claims
that he vas in charge OF his cat
tie. on the goth day OF March. this
year. on the defendant company's
train from this state 20 Pittsburgh.
where he was shipping cattle. and
that he had made a contract with the
company that he was TO accompany
the cattle. when a number OF railroad
police employed by the B. and o IN
lawfully assaulted the plaintiff and
dragged him on the train while the
train was In motion md before the
plaintiff had reached his destination.
He claims damage I'm the sum OF So
$1,000 through his attorney, W. w.
Cowen, OF this pace.
The Wheeling intelligencer. [volume] (Wheeling, W. Va.) 1903-1961, 1914-07-21
Warwood Rrlefa

n. H. FARRELL. an employe Of tho
Wheeling Traction Company in Bell
airc. was a business visitor in town
yesterday afternoon.
Harry Els. Of Youngstown. is OK.
ncctcd TO return home today after
spending a few weeks visiting friends
In town.
Mrs. James Terrell. OF North War.
wood. has returned home after spend.
ing some time visiting friends i'm
Cameron. vs.. Va.
Mr. and Mrs. Pearl Fierbaurh. Of
Nineteenth street. have left for Phil
ad"lphia where they will spend some
time visiting
Bernard O'Brien. Of Eighth street.
is slowly improving after having an
attack Of w%hooping cough
Miss Boss Wilson. employed I'm
Pittsburgh. is spending her vacation
with her parents. Mr.. and Mrs. Geo.
Wilson. corner Twentieth street and
Richlsnd avenue.
Prof W. W Kcmp. Of North War
wood spent yesterday visiting friends
and relatives In the out-the-pike dis
Miss Anna Bineeii. Of Twentieth
street. is slowly recovering after hav-
ing serious attack Of whooping
Frank Hrokaw. of South warwood
avenue. hae returned home after
spending a few weeks visiting friends
in ohio.
Mrs William o. Burns. OF Nine.
tccnf1 street is spending some time
visiting friends in Cambridge springs
IT, J. Miller. Of Twcnty-hrst street.
17s returned home after spending n
few dave visiting friends In ohio
Mr9 Miller is spending some time AZ
mo home Of her relatives I'm Cleyc.
land
Mick Miller % South Warwood-
ls spendinE n few weeks on hts vacs
ton in cleveland
The Wheeling intelligencer. [volume] (Wheeling, W. Va.) 1903-1961, 1914-07-21
HOW TO CLEAR
AWAY PIMPLES

Battle your fac for several minutes
with Resinol Soap and hot water. then
apply a little Resinol Ointment very
gently. Let this stay on ten minutes,
and wash on with Resinol Soap and
more hot water. finishing with a dash
Of cold water 10 close the pores. Do
his once OF twice a day. and you will
be ~astonished TO find how quickly the
healing. antisepfic Resinol medication
soothes and ~cleanscs the pores. re-
moves pimples and blackheads. and
leaves the complexion clean and vel
vefy.
Resinol Ointment and Resinol Soa,
stop itching instantly and speedily
heal skin humors. heat rash. sunburn
and chatting. Sold by all druggists.
For free trial size. write Dept 3O-R
Resinol. Baltimore. Md.
The Wheeling intelligencer. [volume] (Wheeling, W. Va.) 1903-1961, 1914-07-21

I.ilnla Antonio vs.. Mike Antonio
ara 20 euolu him from intcrfercnrc
nty were married Tune IS. 1918. ana
~. alleges extreme cruelty.
Annie Williams ys. Martin Wurt,m.
suit for divorce and alimonv Tbey 49,
married a. Hcuwood. W Va. August %
ana she alleges gross neglect and
azure 10 irpVide. and that he has boen
an OCCUPANT Of aiia and wnrkbots,.
A'il-e Iillou VS.. David T.. DILLON s,tt
divorce and nlim0ny. and 10 en- f,f,
L'W interference with rhfIdrcn
~. household goods They were r,sr-
l'd ehrlary ~. 1893. and she au.gc.
I'.lI p~runkeuuezs 90 extreme rrY-
ana threats fu burn the hou.e a,d
abuse OF "a sickly child ANU
The Wheeling intelligencer. [volume] (Wheeling, W. Va.) 1903-1961, 1914-07-21

James Anttl. who has been working
IN colonial. Pa. has ccept a position
Win Thomas Osborne. His many friends
burg.
4 g. Wtckham left this morning for
flttsourgh. Pa. after spending n weeks
vacation with relatives In this city.
Miss Agnes Schneider. of HuffaIo y
mas lett for her home after a visit
bert.
Frank kiEhtlinEcr. Of Mcdonald Pa
was q sunday visitor at the homo or
N~cilsburg relatives. Mr.. KiEhtlinEer
was n former resident II WoIsburE. and
ms mPnN friends were glad 90 see him.
george cornelius was a Brilliant. o..
caller on sunday afternoon.
Harry Cox and Homer Harvey Of
briliant Ohio. were Wellsburg visitors
on sunday.
Miss IrPCe bcRruin. Of Columbus. y.
- the guest ~ her brother. J.. ~. De
bruin n North Main street.
Mrs. Charles Datler and son Vincent
OF wheeling. were Sunday visitors 1t
inc nome Of Mrs. Elizabeth HeIeIsv.
Mrs Hugh Bsrth ard grand-daurhtc-.
Mouudsyiilc.
The Wheeling intelligencer. [volume] (Wheeling, W. Va.) 1903-1961, 1914-07-21

Death came suddenly TO Al Meyer. n
well known glass yorker OF this city. at
Htf5 a m. SUNDAY. heart trouble being
assigned the cause. Mr.. Meyer was
employed by William Brandt. Of Fol
lansbee. who conducts an ice wagon. and
they were on their way from Follansbe-
20 get a loed % ice from the wellsburg
Ice Company. and when about at the
Wabash bridge. Mr.. Meyer fell forward
IN his seat Mr.. Brandt .ricd 10 arouse
him, but could not. and fearing serious,
illness. turned the wagon around and
drove back TO Foliansbee. but Mr..
Meyer expired a few minutes later. He
was a member OF the American Film
Glass workers Union. and was well
known In this city.
surviving him are two daughters. Mrs.
Harold Brownlee. and Mrs. Arthur ps-
Ray. Of Columbus. q. His father. who
resides In Wheeling. four BROTHERS and
two sisters. The arrangements for the
funeral are not vet rnmnlete.
The Wheeling intelligencer. [volume] (Wheeling, W. Va.) 1903-1961, 1914-07-21
Is Recovering After FAN.

Mrs. Charles Dehus. OF North War
wood. r. slowly improving after fall
ing down a flight OF stairs Saturday
and injuring her leg so that she can.
not walk. and Is under the care OF the
doctor. Mrs. Dehus had her child in
her arms when she slipped but the
child was not injured.
The Wheeling intelligencer. [volume] (Wheeling, W. Va.) 1903-1961, 1914-07-21

4 meeting was held yesterday even.
inE ~ the hose house. corner Firh
street and Warwood avenue hy mem
bcrs Of fho L0vcland Volunteer fire
and Protection Association Of South
WarwoOd. 90 which time matters ro
lafiug fu tho Swing Of n lawn frfe
wore discussed After 81 IrrfHv dis
Cuaeion frn members could NOT agree
and BE- was passed until the next meet
inr next Monday evening
The Wheeling intelligencer. [volume] (Wheeling, W. Va.) 1903-1961, 1914-07-21

REGULAR weekly meeting n Shicld
81 Honor lodge No/f Of WarWood will.
b. held this cvcninE az 30 o'clock at
the owls club. corner THIRD street and
Wichlaud avenue All members are
urged 90 be- present a. matters rolat.
inE 10 the money made on the moon
liThf excursion will to taken up.
There will be- Initiation 10 has been
learned that fhc boat excursion was
fO successful that the organization
y 300 give another in the near future.
The Wheeling intelligencer. [volume] (Wheeling, W. Va.) 1903-1961, 1914-07-21

Tony Vsrnicos. OF the Richland coal
mine. i slowly improving after losing
three fingers Of his right hand when
they were cut OF while he was work
ing. He was az M taken 20 the hos
pital In North Wheeling. where the
wounds were dressed by Dr. y. s..
Haning. II is thought that II will be
about n month before he will be able
TO return 10 work.
The Wheeling intelligencer. [volume] (Wheeling, W. Va.) 1903-1961, 1914-07-21
Dngged BY Colt.

John Brown. OF Cross Creek distrlc..
severely injurec on Sunday morn
ing. on the Latimer farm. where he lives
when he was ragged OF tho seat o. =
wagon 70 the ErounC Mr.. Brown and
Jason Wright hitcheC the colt to a small
and were e~ndeavoring TO break
81. They went along the county road
for about n heir milo. then the colt be-
came fractions. and rearing up. and
jumping sideways threw Mr.. Brown to
the ground. Hc wps aEE consider
able distance over tho road. which was
rough. and was bruised about the body.
u will be about two weeks before he Will
be able 10 be ~ his work again.
The Wheeling intelligencer. [volume] (Wheeling, W. Va.) 1903-1961, 1914-07-21

Mayor w. p Helfenbine has called
y mast meeting for Friday evening o.
the Center WarwOOd hose house on
Nineteenth street a. which time Dc
viii hiring up tho matter Of naming
n representative 10 represent tho town
in the meetings which are being held
Tor The getting Of a new charter ior
Greater Wheeling with an the Hu-
lurhs Most Of tho citizens will at
tend Tho meeting ne sentiment De- d.
WHO'D on Lhl .ur.LLnn-
The Wheeling intelligencer. [volume] (Wheeling, W. Va.) 1903-1961, 1914-07-21
ST.. CLAlRSYILLR


81 GAINESVILLE O. July 81
- fcAoNinr realty f~ransfrrs ssrs
rec IN TIE recorder oflca Moacny.
from Elizabeth Grimes. aaufr sfra.
Nrlh. 20 4 ~ Gregory. tract % taud.
tliated IN Wheeling ~eoEnanlp son.
sloerAuon tGra
Prom AIDA Hrosn 10 . Your lac;
OF and situated In ffarltns Perry. Goa
Iteration SIC
Prom Lime , Thourson 20 TIE lot.
~ Cut Glass company. tract 81 lanf
slisatee IN Barneariilo. consideration
a. 90
From Joseph Massa 20 CeorEe Mas.
-. tract % land situated IN Colernln
oSnshipi consideration $50.
The Wheeling intelligencer. [volume] (Wheeling, W. Va.) 1903-1961, 1914-07-21
STEUBENYILLE

IE BENNILLE. O.. July 2o.-From
AZ sections Of this county one hears
eSted I'm the welfare OF schools agsinst
Lne nerve OF Dictator Governor COY IN
Wanting to cut out the common school
,s.y II ls on a par with his wharves
The Wheeling intelligencer. [volume] (Wheeling, W. Va.) 1903-1961, 1914-07-21
WARW0OD
viii Give Receptiop.

Rev Ralph a. Harshman pastor of
the WsrwOOd Lutheran church and
vic VIII give a reception for the
members OF the CONGREGATION AZ their
home In Edgwood All the c~onRrera-
ton j. invited 10 be present. All the
members COINS viii leave on me G.f5.
limo
The Wheeling intelligencer. [volume] (Wheeling, W. Va.) 1903-1961, 1914-07-21
Difficult Travelling.

Travel on the National road from
the top OF the big hill Is very bad
since the grading and digging for the
paving has been started. Most OF
the travel Is made on the High Ridge
road on account Of its fine condition.
Many autoists and toy-riders take ad-
vantage OF its level macadamized
The Wheeling intelligencer. [volume] (Wheeling, W. Va.) 1903-1961, 1914-07-21
clarendon Ho,.l Arrlv.I,

William Koehnline. Bridgeport: 4.
= Falconer. East Liverpool. Charles
ID, Cordell. PoWhAtan Point. C. l. "a
chop, Martins Ferry, Roland Bennett.
ClarksburE: John ~ Rodgers. Jr-,
Wellsburg Count BrosEka. Wells.
burg Maude Adams. Wheeling Mr.
and Mrs l. o. Taylor. Lancaster: =
y Boggs. Barton. o.
The Wheeling intelligencer. [volume] (Wheeling, W. Va.) 1903-1961, 1914-07-21
Marriage L~ioensea

Emmett Mckim. Is years Of Martins
peIry and Mamie Toland. rs years. OF
'eorEe W. Feather. - years. Of New
A~leNandria and Mary Curry. 10 vcsrS
OF yellow creek. 'c@T7'
'uls'ppi Iaravano. as wears and va.
iaFullo, is years. 81 Steuhenviile.
The Wheeling intelligencer. [volume] (Wheeling, W. Va.) 1903-1961, 1914-07-21

Marriase licenses werc Issued % the
following yesterday Ia III. probate
judges court.
Peter Molora age &c.
coal miner OF Maynard. O.. and Eun
kutSsti. age 81 % Maynard. O. SquIr-
Murphy OF Maynard performed tht
ceremony
George kavorlakes. age g. occupa
ton. coal miner OF ST Ciairsvile. and
Mary Papadakis. axe =. OF ST Clair
vile Foth-f kvoionis performed ;he
The Wheeling intelligencer. [volume] (Wheeling, W. Va.) 1903-1961, 1914-07-21

william Wickham. the news dealer.
moved his store to-day from the seventh
street location TO SOS Charles street. for
merly occupied by tho Hail cafe. The
new room Is much larger than the one
Just vacated. and when properly fixed
up. will make one Of the incest store
rooms In the state.
The Wheeling intelligencer. [volume] (Wheeling, W. Va.) 1903-1961, 1914-07-21
Practice Meetino.

A practice meeting OF the Warwood
band was held yesterday evening at
the Reliance hose house. corner TWEEN.
ty-fourth street and Hazlett avenue
Most OF the members were present
and the evening was spent in the
practicing OF new music.
The Wheeling intelligencer. [volume] (Wheeling, W. Va.) 1903-1961, 1914-07-21
Ths Right Trest.sss wn SOW.
Worst Prohlen

TIE Icy % unlock the mysteries -
erIpuNe skin anicttons . 4 4 s IN.
famous blood purifier n yoa vii write
ter q splen1tfiv Illustrated book What
tne Mirror Tells yuu Wfu learn Why
ara how 3 8 = Gauss nev skin and
tissue 20 replace the afflicted spots
Get a bottle - 4. =. = today AZ any
cr1E store and waste no more time With
salNcs. ointmeuts Or lotions Skin health
comes from your blood. II comes from
the network % tiny blood vessels that
lnttrtace Al ukin and tissue.
Now. When =. s. + enters the hood
" a. carried throughout your body IN
about three minutes and it, most active
Nork takes place In M skin. Here "a
puts into motion the process o. preparing
al impurities into a substance that n
promptly expelled through the kin pores.
This process goes on day and night. al
eruptiNe conditions CEASE. the old skin
Disappears IN the form % Invisible vapcr
o. Precipitation. Don't fan % ee, a bot
te % s 8 = today and write FOR ths
valuable book 20 The Swift Specific Co.
io3 Swift Building. Atlanta. Ca
The Wheeling intelligencer. [volume] (Wheeling, W. Va.) 1903-1961, 1914-07-21

Miss Nan V Guilette. - the county
clerks office. left or Saturday evening
for n summer resort AZ Zoar. ohio. -
spend n weeks vacation. Miss Gulleffe
was accompanied by her mother and
sister. Miss Ruth.
The Wheeling intelligencer. [volume] (Wheeling, W. Va.) 1903-1961, 1914-07-21

Mrs Joseph pimuitt. 81 Cross Greek
district. who died early SATURDAY, morn
Ing was buried this morning. from her
late home. a large number II friends
The Wheeling intelligencer. [volume] (Wheeling, W. Va.) 1903-1961, 1914-07-21

part OF this week II the weather is
spitable. Street Commissioner Ed
ward Brooks has charge OF the work
n he Is rushing IL rapidly.
The Wheeling intelligencer. [volume] (Wheeling, W. Va.) 1903-1961, 1914-07-21

road and the beautiful scenery. This
road a. some places Is very narrow.
hardly two vehicles having room to
pass AZ one time.
The Wheeling intelligencer. [volume] (Wheeling, W. Va.) 1903-1961, 1914-07-21

Misses Sunnanna and Nellie Gum
mere will entertain \ number OF girl
friends az their home near Fairpoint.
Friday evening. The AFFAIR will be in
the nature OF 4 porch party and a
number from this place will attend
The Wheeling intelligencer. [volume] (Wheeling, W. Va.) 1903-1961, 1914-07-21

A crowd OF the older girls viii pic
mic at Aunt Susie's Springs" this
evening. The affair Is being looked
forward TO with much pleasure. About
twenty will attend.
The Wheeling intelligencer. [volume] (Wheeling, W. Va.) 1903-1961, 1914-07-21
Annnnl Co.

Nddm Sempf has fled error and an
VA cases in common pleas court from
IlaAnr utNis cour at Brilliant In
The Wheeling intelligencer. [volume] (Wheeling, W. Va.) 1903-1961, 1914-07-21
Moving Rews Stand

and relatives attended the funeral. In
tcrment was made In Franklin cemetery.
The Wheeling intelligencer. [volume] (Wheeling, W. Va.) 1903-1961, 1914-07-21

and relatives
The Wheeling intelligencer. [volume] (Wheeling, W. Va.) 1903-1961, 1914-07-21

8 gardener just Outside posto,
ha9 a waenifccnf field of green peas
No fhr} taste aa GOOD AZ fhev
I0ok. J asked him 1okinEiy
Bless r0u. DO replied 80 would
like eating money for mo n rec
Them ON my own table haven
tasted n pea except ont 81 n can for
five years =Hosfon Post
The Prince George's enquirer and southern Maryland advertiser. (Upper Marlborough, Md.) 1882-1925, 1914-02-13
Public Pests.

The Woman Who Never Has Her
Change Ready.
Have you ever noticed how many
women go to a ticket window in the
subway or on the elevated, ask for
their ticket and even expect to have it
in their hands, before they begin to
look for the nickel to pay for it?
Have you ever waited in line while
a woman in front Of the ticket seller
opened her shopping bag, took out her
handkerchief, CROPPED for her pocket
book and, when she found it, lingering
ly searched through its compartments
for five-cent piece?
A woman is unfortunate in having
no convenient pocket that she can dip
into for small change. Her money is
usually inside something that is inside
something else But isn't this all the
more reason why she should have the
consideration and forethought to get
out her change in advance in order not
to delay others?
Needless to say, the woman who
holds up the line at the subway ticket
office does the same thing when she
buys theater seats or railway tickets.
Hers is a prominent place among
public pests.
The Prince George's enquirer and southern Maryland advertiser. (Upper Marlborough, Md.) 1882-1925, 1914-02-13

There's no rest and but little peace for
person whose kidneys are out of order.
Lame in the morning, suffering cricks
In the back and sharp stabs Of pain
with every sudden strain. the day is
just one round Of pain and trouble.
1t would be strange If allday back
ache did not wear on the temper, but
it is not only on that account that
people who suffer with weak kidneys
are nervous, cross and irritable.
Uric acid Is poison to the nerves,
and when the kidneys are not working
we'll, this acid collects in the blood
and works upon the nerves, causing
headache, dizziness, languor, an in
clination to worry over trifles, and g.
suspicious, short temper.
Rheumatic pain, neuralgia, sciatica,
iumbago, neuritis and gravel are fur
Their steps in uric acid poisoning.
Don't neglect kidney weakness. An
aching back, with unnatural passages
of the kidney secretions, Is cause
enough to suspect the kidneys. Use
Doan's Kidney Pills, a remedy which
has been used for years, the world
over, for weak kidneys, backache, IT.
regular kidney action and uric acid
The Prince George's enquirer and southern Maryland advertiser. (Upper Marlborough, Md.) 1882-1925, 1914-02-13
SAFE TO GO TO FUNERAL
Diplomatic Reasoning That Should
Have Reassured the Ambassador
In q Dilemma.

At the death of the duke of yelling
ton the whole diplomatic corps In
London was invited to the funeral at
st. Paul's. The French ambassador.
on receiving his invitation, was very
much upset He hurried OF to his
colleague Of Russia, Baron Brunow,
and confded to him the difficulty in
which he was placed.
1.-THE queen" he said, expects us to
go to St. Paul's to the funeral OF the
duke of Wellington. How can / 60.
considering the injuries ~hich the
duke inflicted on my country? What
shall I do?"
Baron Brunnow listened gravely to
his colleagues exposition, and then
replied:
=. LAS the duke is dead" he said, Il
think you can safely 60 to the funeral.
If you were asked to attend his resur-
recton, should say refuse the invita-
ton"
The Prince George's enquirer and southern Maryland advertiser. (Upper Marlborough, Md.) 1882-1925, 1914-02-13
IN PAIN WITH HEMORRHOIDS

Bissell, Ala-'T was troubled for
several years with protruding hemor-
rhoids. They caused pain of the most
severe. kind and some loss Of blood.
They were so inflamed that the touch
of anything against them was most
intense agony. 1 got no rest nights
and had to have my legs and feet
propped up in the bed
Il tried all kinds Of advertised
cures, and l was told that an opera
ton was the only relief. l suffered
untold agony. l saw the advertise
ment of Cuticura Soap and Ointment
and sent for a sample. l tried it and
then procured box Of Cuticura Soap
and Cuticura Ointment l was cured
sound and we'll in three weeks time.
A cake of Cuticura Soap and two boxes
of Cuticura Ointment accomplished
what all else failed to do (Signed)
L. R. Cook, Nov. IL, 1912.
. Cuticura Soap and Ointment sold
throughout the world Sample of each
free, with 32-p. Skin Book Address post.
card "Cuticura, Dept. L, Boston. ADV.
The Prince George's enquirer and southern Maryland advertiser. (Upper Marlborough, Md.) 1882-1925, 1914-02-13
YOUR KEYS CAN'T talk

but we will mark German Silver Key Tag
so it will tell your name and address in
case of loss and give you a nickel plated
key ring free. Agents wanted everywhere.
Big commissions. Send 25c for sample
R0WSSTAMPING CO., TYRONE, PA.