The sun. [volume] (New York [N.Y.]) 1833-1916, 1914-03-02
MARSHALL TALKS OF
WIVES AND WHISKEY
Tells Men TO Kiss Former and
See That Latter Is the
Best Made.
PRAISES NEW puritan"
Addresses Big Y. N. G. A. Au-
dience on Problems Of
State and Family.

vice-President Marshall sioshed through
the storm yesterday all the way from
Washington TO the Bedford Branch of the
Y. NJ C. A. at Bedford avenue and Mon
roe street. Brooklyn. to give TO an
audience Of more than 1000 men advice
about how often a man must kiss his wife
how careful ne should be (supposing he
must drink) to get only the best that's
brewed or distilled. how he must make
money In 40 clean q way that the baby
can cut it's teeth on every dollar with
out getting microbes" and much more ad-
vice that was received with much cheers
and laughter.
Robert II. Roy. an ex-Assistant Dis
trict Attorney. in Introducing the Vice.
President quoted Secretary Daniels as
saying that Mr. Marshall is "one of the
finest men God ever made" Mr.. Marshall
thereupon began his speech by telling
story about the introduction OF "sody
water fountains into Indiana and how a
certain farmer after his hrs, sip called
tho concoction 'sweetened wind"
He always tells that story. the Vice
President said, after SO KrandiloQuent an
Introduction. Mr.. Marshall then took up
his address on The New Puritan" He
said In part
We think of him Cthe old Puritan)
with a shudder and wonder why IL was
life-how there ever could have been a
grade OF men that believed that hell con-
talned infants not n span long. But let
me tell you. those old I>ur1tans believed
that their own children were In he'll as
well as the neighbors' children.
About the only advance we've made is
that now we believe he'll was made for
the neighbors children. Also the old
Puritan thought 1t was wrong to kiss his
wife on the Sabbath Also again the
old Puritan thought It wrong to kiss his
neighbours wife on any other day of the
week
Another May flower Perhaps
Il don't want TO return 70 the days Of
the old Puritan. who was mistaken in
many particulars. But I do hope that II
IN" time ever comes when we here In
America cannot worship God according to
the dictates OF our consciences "A new
Puritan spirit will be revived which will
result In the commanding OF another May
flower which may sail to some new New
England where man may worship God As
his conscience directs.
The new Puritan believes that nothing
can be- more iaudable than 20 carry his
honeymoon through all the years Of his
married lie. one of the best recipes TO
prevent divorce that know Of Is to kiss
your wife once day. not for the public
10 know IL but as an evidence Of good
faith"
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I's W IN .>''ish'y 10 prevent railroad
WreShs '"A' happen because OF these
INGENIOUS
C., nruuL Cv.,u~ y,,.
! am not charging any one with being
criminal Mr.. Marshall said. but our
business during the past twenty or thirty
years has had certain ramihcations which