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Ashland tidings. [volume] (Ashland, Or.) 1876-1919, 1914-06-08
EATING IN BERLIN.
A Humorist's View Of tho Natives
Wonderful Appetites.

A Humorist's View Of tho NativeS
Wonderful Appetites.
The average Berliner has a double
chin running all the way around and
four rolls of fat on the back Of his
neck, all closely clipped and shaved, so
as to bring out their full beauty and
symmetry, and he has a figure that
makes him look as though an earth
quake bad shaken loose everything on
the top floor and 1t had all fallen
through into his dining room.
Your true Berliner eats his regular
daily meals, four in number and all
large ones. and in between times he
now and then gathers bite. For in.
stance. about 10 o'clock In the morning
he knocks off for an hour and has
few cups of hard boiled coffee and
some sweet. sticky pastry with whip
ped cream on it
Then about o'clock in the afternoon
he browses a bit, just to keep up his
appetite for dinner. This. though. is
but snack-say school Of Bismarck
herring and kraut pie, some more
coffee and more cake and one thing
and another-merely a preliminary to
the real food, which will be coming
along little later on.
Between acts at the theater he ex-
cuses himself and goes out and pre-
pares his stomach for supper, which
Will follow at IL o'clock, by drinking
two or three stems OF thick Munich
beer and nibbling on such small tidbits
as few links OF German sausage or
the upper half OF a raw Westphalia
ham.
There are forty-seven distinct and
separate varieties OF German sausage,
and three Of them are edible. but the
Westphalia ham, in my Judgment, is
greatly overrated. IL is pronounced
Westfailure, with the accent on the
last part, where 1t belongs.
In Germany, however, there Is q
pheasant agreenbly smothered in younf
cabbage. which is delicious and in sea
son plentiful. The only drawback t
complete enjoyment Of this dish is thai
the grasping and avaricious German
restaurant keeper has the confoundeC
nerve TO charge you, in our money. II
cents for whole pheasant and half {
peck Of cabbage--say enough to fur
nisb full meal for two tolerably hun
cry adults and a child.--Irvin y. Cobl
in Saturday Evening Post
Ashland tidings. [volume] (Ashland, Or.) 1876-1919, 1914-06-08

showing the building, lawn and
walks, and in the foreground is bub-
bling spring of lithia water. The
greensward of moss. the gravel walks
and electric-lighted hotel was the re-
suit Of the work of Mr.. Briggs and
represented much thought and labor.
It is well worth a visit to witness and
such enterprise shows the right pro-
gressive spirit.
Ashland tidings. [volume] (Ashland, Or.) 1876-1919, 1914-06-08
FASHION HINT
BY JUDO CHOLLET

This semiprincess fancy frock is one
of the most charming of the seasons
offerings for a youthful dance gown.
Ashland tidings. [volume] (Ashland, Or.) 1876-1919, 1914-06-08
Window Display
OF Originality

The window display in the Briggs
g. shinn shoe store is one of the most
attractive and original ever shown In
Ashland. The window has been con-.
yerted into a picturesque hotel sight.
Ashland tidings. [volume] (Ashland, Or.) 1876-1919, 1914-06-08

WANTED-A good saddle horse
cheap, or one for its board A.
Redmond, Siskiyou, Ore Ats
Ashland tidings. [volume] (Ashland, Or.) 1876-1919, 1914-06-08
Classified Advertisements
CONTINUED from Page Three.)
TOO LATE TO CLASSIFY.

FOR SALE CHEAP-Good roomy top
buggy, in first-class condition. In
quire 157 Mechanic St. Ats
WANTED-A good saddle horse
cheap, or one for it's board. A.
Redmond, Siskiyou, Ore. Alt"
FOR SALE-Arcadian range, NAL
leable iron, practically new. Other
household furniture. Inquire 109
Pine st. 5-2t*
FURNISHED ROOMS for housekeep-
ing, including sleeping porch. In
quire of Mrs. A. l.. Irwin, 1856
North Main 5-1t
FOUND-Lady's coat on the Boule-
ward last Monday. Owner may
have same by calling at the Tidings
and paying for this ad. Alt
FOR SALE CHEAP-Four thorough
bred Belgian hare does. Two of
them are just grown and two are
ten months old. Phone AIR.
FOR SALE-SOO-pound bald-faced
pony, years old; single buggy
with parasol top; single harness;
fine driving or saddle horse. 500
for outfit. A. S. Ames, Talent.
Aft
Ashland tidings. [volume] (Ashland, Or.) 1876-1919, 1914-06-08

1t was developed from embroidered
f1ouncing, the flouncing joined to the
skirt under the lowest tuck.
The blouse is straight and very sim
ply made in kimono fashion with the
vestee and f1aring collar. which is a
style feature of the season.
For the sixteen-year-old size four
and one-quarter yards of flouncing
twenty-eight inches wide will be re-
Quired. with two yards of plain mate
rial thirty-siX inches wide.
This May Manton pattern is cut in sizes
for misses from sixteen to eighteen years
Of age and small women. Send 10 cents
to this office. giving number, S25S, and II
will be promptly forwarded to you by
mail. II in haste send an additional two
cent stamp for letter postage. When or
derinR use coupon.
No............ Size. OBSERVATION-DISCLOSURES.
Name OBSERVATION-DISCLOSURES.
ADDRESS '''',',Sy,'''...".,...,.
Missouri Valley times. [volume] (Missouri Valley, Iowa) 1874-1931, 1914-06-11

Seventy-fve eastern adver-
Using men will be the guests
next week of E. T. Meredith,
publisher of Successful Farm.
ing, Des Moines, Iowa, on a trip
through Iowa and the middle
west i'm a special train, the pur-
pose of the excursion being to
acq faint the fasteners with
actual farming and merchan-
dising conditions as they exist
lin the Central West.
The party in three sleeping
cars, a buffet car and diner,
will start from New York City
Saturday evening, June 9Th
Most of the guests will be from
New York but there will also
be men from Boston, Philadel
phia and other points of the
east.
1t is estimated that the con-
Germs represented on the trip
place twenty to twenty five
million dollars worth of adver-
Using each year. Among the
men will be those who handle
the advertising of such well
known goods as Victrolas, Fels-
Naptha Soap, Sapolio, Karo
Syrup and other articles found
in almost every home. And in
addition men representing new
lines of goods and new indus
tries seeking good selling terri
tory.
The Fasteners will be given
an opportunity to stop in many
typical Iowa farm communities
and get in touch with the farm
ers who buy their goods and
the merchants who sell them.
The majority of the stops
will be made at towns having
no other feature to promote
their retail sales than the rich
farming country around them
Such places will give the visit
ors a clear idea of the vast re.
sources of Iowa and show them
at first hand the purchasing
power of the Iowa farmer.
Missouri Valley times. [volume] (Missouri Valley, Iowa) 1874-1931, 1914-06-11
Representative Vollmer's
Tribute to Iowa

In this proud sisterhood OF
States, the one which | have
,lhe honor in part to represent
'on the floor OF this House is
content with claiming nothing
less than unquestioned suprem
acy as the greatest farming
state in the Union. The roll.
ing prairie between the forti.
eth and forty-fourth parallels
OF north latitude, which is fold
ed in loving embrace by the
limpid silver of the Father of
Waters on the east and the
tawny gold of the Big Muddy
on our western slope, is a gar
den of the Lord, which, in the
liquid music of the Indian
tongue, was appropriately
named Iowa, beautiful land. "
From the day when the first
meadow lark intonss her song
of spring, which no Mendels-
sohn, no Mozart or Grieg or
other inspired human genius
can approach in its gIori us
motif of the ever-recurring
miracle of the rebirth of Ma
ture, till that perfect season in
the Middle West, known as the
Indian summer. when "the frost
is on the pumpkin and the fod-
dar's in the shock" the 10000
square miles of Iowa soil are
one vast workshop for the pro-
duction of what Dick Ogleshy
called "the corn, the corn, the
royal corn, which he's within its
yellow heart enough Of food
and wealth for all the nations. "
We have no sympathy with
MIR. Hughes of West Virginia,
who interrupted the gentleman
from Iowa to ask the vulgar
question: Was it true that the
soil of Iowa is so rich that PEG
pile could not 90 barefoot it.
would make their feet grow too
large?
Missouri Valley times. [volume] (Missouri Valley, Iowa) 1874-1931, 1914-06-11
SUCCESSFUL Il3I
JOSEPH PULITZER.

Pulitzer was born In Hungary. and at
the age of fourteen was forced to make
= living for his mother. He came to
America at the age OF eighteen. He could
not speak a word Of English, but not dis
mayed he Joined the army. and at the
end OF the war began the study of law.
Not being successful he entered the eln-
ploy OF German Newspaper in ST. Louis
as reporter. Hts search for news be-
came 80 diligent that ne would stop peo-
Pile on the street on their way to busi-
ness. church or theatre. and beg them
for news. This energy soon began to as
sert itself and he climbed to the position
of editor then to half owner.
In 1873. he bought the bankrupt st.
Louis Post Dispatch and made such q
remarkable success that in 1888 he was
able to buy the New York World, one of
the most powerful papers I'm the country.
AZ his death. tbs boy. who couldn't
speak word OF English. overcame the
difficulty. ana left fortune Of $30.OO0.-
600.
Missouri Valley times. [volume] (Missouri Valley, Iowa) 1874-1931, 1914-06-11

The Omaha High School ca
diets arrived this morning and
are now encamped at the City
patk. The train stopped at
tho grounds and all of the ca
diets and their equipment was
unloaded there. Last year
they all marched through town
but this year the other method
was used. The citizens are
glad to welcome the cadets as
they are all clean manly young
men and we are glad to be
their hosts for q week.
Missouri Valley times. [volume] (Missouri Valley, Iowa) 1874-1931, 1914-06-11

Contractor Young informs US
that they will commence laying
brick as soon as the asphalt gete
here. A car of it was shipped
June LIST and ought to get here
Sny time now. The street from
Seventh east presents a very
fine appearance as it is, but will
look even better when the brick
fs nut on It.
Missouri Valley times. [volume] (Missouri Valley, Iowa) 1874-1931, 1914-06-11
Serious Fire at Loveland

! One of the worst fires in the
history of Loveland broke out
last night about seven O'Clock
and burned everything in it's
path. The fire started in the
, Bailey elevator. presumably
from spontaneous combustion,
and before it burned itself out
and totally destroyed the ele-
vator, the garage Of Mr.. Per
kins and also a large barn be-
longing to him were swept
by the conflagration. Love-
land is without fire protection
except a bucket brigade and
everyone in the town worked
va!iantly and did what they
could but the flames spread so
rapidly on acc ,unt of the high
wind it would have taxed the
capacity of a city department
to have saved any of the build
ings which burned.
The elevator contained about
1900 bu., of corn and the build
ing and contents were partially
covered by insurance. Mr..
Perkins garage, formerly the
Loveland dance hall, and barn
we're insured. Everything
vas removed from the building
except a barber shop outfit
which was stored there and q
piano. About eight o'clock q
call for help was sent to the
department here and Chief
Kemper and a number of fire.
men in autos were there in a
short time, but there was moth
ing that could be done except
to see that the flames did not
break out in any new place.
Most of the men returned
home about ten o'clock and had
not more than reached here
when the wind switched to the
north and another call for as
sistance came from Loveland.
Chief Kemper Immediately
telephoned the Northwestern
and they placed some cars at
his disposal to take the men
down there but another mes
sage announced the welcome
news that it had started to
rain and the wind was going
Town so that the boys from
here did not make q second
trip. Had the wind been in the
west or northwest a much more
serious fire would have result.
ed as it would have carried the
flames into the residence part
of town in spite If all that
could have been done.
The people of Loveland are
very grateful to the citizens Of
this city who hurried to their
assistance in the time of need.
Mr.. Bailey especially wishes to
thank all for the prompt and
generous response and while
Gnere was nothing the men
fr ,m Mo Valley could do, he
realizes that they stood ready
to do all in their power
to help Loveland in her time of
need.
Missouri Valley times. [volume] (Missouri Valley, Iowa) 1874-1931, 1914-06-11
Deafness Cannot Be Cured

by local applications. they cannot reach
the diseased portion of the ear. There ia
only one way to cure deafness. and that 10
by constitutional remedies Deafness is
caused by an infiamed condition of the mu-
cous lining of the Eustachian Tube. When
this tube is infiamed you have rumbing
sound imperfect hearing. and when 1t s
entirely closed. Deafness Is the result and
and this tube restored to It's normal cond-
ton, hearing will be destroyed forever; nine
cases out of ten are caused by Catarrh,
which is nothing but an inflamed condition
of the mucous surfaces.
We will give One Hundred Dollars for any
case of Deafness Caused by catarrh) that
cannot be cured by Halls Catarrh Cure.
Send for circulars. free
F. j. CHENEY & CO.. Toledo, Ohio.
Sold by Druggists. 75c.
Take Halls Family pills for consultation
Missouri Valley times. [volume] (Missouri Valley, Iowa) 1874-1931, 1914-06-11
Get Rid Of Your Rheumatism


Now is the time to get rid of
your rheumatism. You can do
It is you apply Chamberlain's
Lfniment. w. A. Lockhard,
Homer City, N. Y, writes,
Last spring l suffered from
rheumatism with terrible pains
insmy arms and shoulders. |
got q bottle of Chamberlain's
Liaiment and the first applica.
ton relieved me. BY using one
bottle Of it | was entirely cur
ed" For sale by All Dealers
: ie3O
Missouri Valley times. [volume] (Missouri Valley, Iowa) 1874-1931, 1914-06-11
Only One Mood

Inquisitive Friend-Don' /
you find that your wife is very
subject to moods? Enpeck
No; she has only one mood, the
imperative, and I'm the one
that's subject to that! Judge.
Missouri Valley times. [volume] (Missouri Valley, Iowa) 1874-1931, 1914-06-11
Boy Was Shot by Brother

Little Sioux, la, June g.
The exact result Of the hospi-
tai examination of Rex Bean,
the lad who was shot in the
back, has not yet been report
ed.s He is the son of F. c.
Bean and wife, north of town.
Heand an older b other were
shooting fish along the banks
Of 70 creek. Rex had placed
the gun on the bank and his
brother picked it up, thinking
It vas unloaded, when in some
manner it was discharged.
The bullet passed through
Rex's back, near the kidneys
He Is getting along nicely,
however, and his condition is
not considered serious.
Missouri Valley times. [volume] (Missouri Valley, Iowa) 1874-1931, 1914-06-11
The Country Editor

The Country Editor
A few misguided people are
making fun of the president
for appointing country editors
to important diplomatic posts.
To my mind, they might far
better be otherwise gagged
Under former presidents it has
been the habit to reward the
hard. working country editor
with the postmastership. 1t
was supposed that about all he
was good for was to read the
outgoing and incoming post
cards and sell stamps over the
counter. But President Wilson
believes the country editor is
good enough to go to Panama,
to Russia and various other
countries and hobnob with the
most skilled diplomats. After
all why not?
Do you remember back to
the Spanish-American war?
And do you recall whom Presi
dent Mckinley found most able
in the country to head his cahi-
nar, as secretary of state? 1t
WAS a country lawyer, a small
town pleader of comparatively
unimportant cases. But it was
this same man who, when he
met the greatest diplomats of
the world in Paris, as peace
commissioner from the United
States, shamad them all with
his brilliant mind and added
new laurels to American diplo.
macy. That same country law
yer is now an honored member
of the United States Supreme
Cour'.
II a country lawyer can sue
coed as Justice Day has sue
ceeded, why not the country
editoi? cannot think of any
man who keeps better posted
on the history of the past ard
the happenings of the present.
| cannot think of any man
whose finger is so constantly
upon the pulse of the people.
Sixteen hours out of every day
he is meeting just common
folks, like you aid me; he is
hearing their stories, congratu-
lating them on their successes
commissioning with them over
their troubles. He knows
American sentiment better
than any other man. Why not,
then, let him represent Ameri-
can sentiment wherever it is to
be expressed?
After all, who is closer to
the farmer, who, in turn, is the
real pillar and foundation of
America? No daily newspaper,
however we'll edited, can take
the place of the country week
ly. 1t is the personal friend Of
every man, woman and child.
1t supplies the first reading les
son for the toddler;; its columns
report his progress through
life; his departure for college,
his marriage, his first child's
birth, the death that plunged
him into an abyss of sorrow,
his failure, hia success, at last
his death. Do you mean to
tell me that the country editor
the man who knows every
farmer ia his community by
name, who knows how many
acres each has in corn, the
names of every farmers chill
iren, the kind of stock he
keeps who follows the life his
sory of the common people year
after year, from the cradle to
the grave isn't typical Ameri-
can enough to represent his
country abroad or serve his
country at home in any honor
ed position?
The administration critics
might far fet!er be otherwise
engaged. The country editor
is entitled to as big a slice of
the patronage pie as he wants.
Iowa Homestead.
| For An Impaired Annette
Missouri Valley times. [volume] (Missouri Valley, Iowa) 1874-1931, 1914-06-11
Heart and Hard

The surname Heart is really
a corruption of Hard, which
was a name given to show that
the owner was a man of firm
character and resolute bearing
Missouri Valley times. [volume] (Missouri Valley, Iowa) 1874-1931, 1914-06-11
Resolution of Thanks

On behalf of Belden Post No.
SO, dept. of Iowa, G. A. R, we
hereby extend the thanks of
the Post to our City Mayor and
Council, for t : cir kindly aid; to
the several committees for
their kind and good work; to
the singers who gave US such
appropriate and excellent mu
sic at Memorial Services and on
Memorial Sunday; to Prof
Graham and Rev. Miller for the
thoughtful and timely address.
es, to Worcester Warren for
his fine rendering of Lincoln's
Address; to Belden Relief Corps
No. 230 for kindly aid and
flowers furnished; to Rev
Crewdson for the good and ap-
propriate sermon on May 3lst;
to the City Press for courtesies
extended; to Rev. Father Nolan
for the tolling of his be|l-the
only one to respond; to those
who kindly furnished automo
biles for the Post ard Corps
and to all others who aided in
making Memorial Day a day OF
Memorial to those who fell
that the Nation might live, and
who made it possible for those
living to enjoy the blessings of
the grandest country on earth.
Do we all appreciate our privi~
leges.
For the Post,
j. d. Brown, Commander.
DR.. Hugh Tamisiea reports
the birth of an 81 pound daugh-
ter to MIR. and Mrs. Tom
Tierney.
Missouri Valley times. [volume] (Missouri Valley, Iowa) 1874-1931, 1914-06-11

&C. P. O'Neal reports that his
daughter. Mrs. w. l. Spaine, of
Cedar Rapids, who was SO seri-
ously III with gall stones, has
hnep ccasefully operated up
d and is doing nicely.
Missouri Valley times. [volume] (Missouri Valley, Iowa) 1874-1931, 1914-06-11

Mrs. B. 7. Riley and daugh-
ter, Rosetta, left this morning
for St. Paul, Mimi, where she
will visit her son, James, and
daughter, Frances, for a cou.
BE Of months.
Missouri Valley times. [volume] (Missouri Valley, Iowa) 1874-1931, 1914-06-11

Advertised letter list for the
week ending June 9Th, 1914:
Clark, Mrs. Angeline
Jarnagin, Willard
McAlley, Mrs. Bert
Parsons, Harold
Pierce, j. R.
Rhae, Mrs.
Scribner, s. C.
Webb, Anil ~
Missouri Valley times. [volume] (Missouri Valley, Iowa) 1874-1931, 1914-06-11

Chas. Neitzsch, who has been
quite i'll the past week, was
taken to the Springs in South
Omaha yesterday for treat
ment.
Missouri Valley times. [volume] (Missouri Valley, Iowa) 1874-1931, 1914-06-11

j. P. Egan has purchased the
E. A. Boies property on Sew
enth street and will move into
it at once. This is one of the
finest residence properties in
the city.
Missouri Valley times. [volume] (Missouri Valley, Iowa) 1874-1931, 1914-06-11

NJ. O'Connor went to Omaha
today and will return with bis
new 81 Buick.
Missouri Valley times. [volume] (Missouri Valley, Iowa) 1874-1931, 1914-06-11

Mrs. j. L. Tamisiea returned
from Mondamin yesterday
whore she has been the guest
Of friends for q week.
Missouri Valley times. [volume] (Missouri Valley, Iowa) 1874-1931, 1914-06-11

! Drs. Tamisiea and Tamisiea
operated on Miss Gertrude
Schulmeister this morning for
adenoids.
Missouri Valley times. [volume] (Missouri Valley, Iowa) 1874-1931, 1914-06-11
Children Cry
FOR FlETCHER'S
G a 3 r. RIA

Manager McFadden tells us
that the Light Co. will start
erecting poles for their alley
construction about Wednesday
and the work will be rushed 10
completion.
Missouri Valley times. [volume] (Missouri Valley, Iowa) 1874-1931, 1914-06-11

Mr.. and Mrs. Forrest Zello-
pher, of Omaha, were over
Sunday guests Of the John
Wilkinson home.
Missouri Valley times. [volume] (Missouri Valley, Iowa) 1874-1931, 1914-06-11
Children Cry
FOR FLETCHER'S
9 a 8 T . RIA

The first car uf tile for the
Cat. tail swamp work arrived
this morning..
Missouri Valley times. [volume] (Missouri Valley, Iowa) 1874-1931, 1914-06-11

Mrs. Joseph Witt and chill
dren, of Lincoln, are in the
city the guests of her father,
James Pounds, and other rela-
tives.
Missouri Valley times. [volume] (Missouri Valley, Iowa) 1874-1931, 1914-06-11

Mr.. and Mrs. G. II. Deur,
Misses Hortense and Gene
We've Deur leave this evening
for Notre Dame, Ind. to attend
the graduating exercises of St.
Mary's Miss Mary Deur is
one Of the graduates.
Mrs. Dean, of Council Bluffs,
Is the guest Of Mrs. w. j.
Burke for q few days.
Missouri Valley times. [volume] (Missouri Valley, Iowa) 1874-1931, 1914-06-11

MRS. Moore and daughter, of
Beokuk. are the guests of Mrs.
T. ]. Hennessey.
Missouri Valley times. [volume] (Missouri Valley, Iowa) 1874-1931, 1914-06-11

VIM. WEIGH, who has been in
South Dakota on business the
past two weeks, has returned to
this city.
Missouri Valley times. [volume] (Missouri Valley, Iowa) 1874-1931, 1914-06-11

Geo. A. Kellogg left this
morning for Spokane where he
goes on business.
Missouri Valley times. [volume] (Missouri Valley, Iowa) 1874-1931, 1914-06-11

Miss Eva Bradley, of Omaha,
Was the over Sunday guest of
Miss Nina Richardson.