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Evening journal., 1914-01-24
The Christians S Hope
Written for THE EVENING JOUR
NAL by JAMES. I. CROzIER.

Some blessed day. when shall
reach the end
or life, my soul from care set free;
How sweet the thought TO know
precious friend
VIII bring me TO that home pro-
pared for me.
Some blessed day III meet Him face
TO face.
And stand redeemed before the
Heavenly Throne.
Where ] shall sing the story Saved
by grace"
While His dear voice will bid me
welcome home.
Some blessed day-Lord help me %
live right
A loyal trusting child OF Thine:
Thy loving arms around me day and
night
And all my pathway bright With
Gods sunshine.
Some blessed day, the hour unknown
to me,
The chord will break; my trials all
be dOuc;
No more 10 sail ON life's tempestous
sea,
For | shall then be safe with Gods
dear Son.
Evening journal., 1914-01-24

The liner Vaterland of the Ham
burg-Amerlcan line, which is now the
largest ship in the world, surpass-
ing her sister ship lmpcrator in every
dimension. is rapidly nearing COM
pletion some idea Of her enormous
size may be gained from her three
great tunnels recently placed in posi-
tlon. which rise 20 height Of 1d6
feet above the water. The stacks,
which are sixty-twO feet in height
are oval in shape, measuring 20 to
30 feet Each funnel consists of two
parts, an inner funnel and an outer
tube which serves for cooling off. in
the accompanying illustration one Of
the outer tunnels is shown being
slipped over the inner tube. The
most powerful derrick ever construct
ed is required to handle these enor-
nous cylinders. The Vaterland meas
,ures $50 feet in length, 100 feet in
width and is of $4,000 tons burden.
She will sail on her maiden trip to
New York early in the spring.
Evening journal., 1914-01-24
FINE PROGRAM FOR THE
SNELLENBURG CONCERT

Much interest is being taken I'm the
public concert to be given in the
piano auditorium OF Snellenburg and
Company's store this evening, at sis
o'clock The soioists will be
Madame Gummert contralto: Miss
Ethel A. Fink. soprano; Howard T..
Clcmons tenor; Herman Gosseu.
baritone, and William A. Lawton at
tho player piano. The public will
be welcomed at the concert The
program viii be.
Overture, Poet and Peasant"
Won suppe
Miss Fink at piano Mr.. Lawton al
player piano
(al Message of the Violet" (From
Prince OF Pilscnl .,..... LuderaE
90 Irish Love Song ....M. r. Lang
Mr.. Clcm0ns, accompanied by the
player piano.
Il Know o Lovely Garden
D'Hardolot
Madame Gummort. accompanied by
the player piano.
AIR Gossen, accompanied by the
player piano.
Creole Love Song ........ Smith
Miss ~ Fink, accompanied by the
player piano.
Selected
NJ. Lawton al the player piano.
-" p0cr lhe Rose Arms Fisher
Madame Gummert, accompanied By
the player piano.
"Sprng Has Come ...... White
Mr.. Gossen. accompanied by the
player piano.
"Thc Years at the Spring" Beach
Mss r.. Fink. accompanied by the
player plano.
BY special request, lduet still,
Still. Vic Die Nacht." ... Goetzc
Madame Cummert and Mr.. Gossen
Miss ll. Fink at the piano.
Evening journal., 1914-01-24
Christian En1eavor
TOPIC FOR JANUARY IS. 1911.
Subject; "Perlls That Threaten Our
Nation"

NhtlONs
Why should We become acquainted
with the perils that threaten on. ma
ton? First because we owe a debt
Of gratitude to our forofathers who
are responsible Tor our nation. which
can only be repaid by each and every
man, woman and child IN the country
realizing the threatening disasters
which await our country. and Dy do
ing their uttermost to prevent these
perils which hesiegc us on every
hand. Tho word peril needs no de-
fninE. We ell understand the word.
and the many horrors il represents.
What We must interest curse YES iu
mostly, is the work OF wiping ont the
things which cause disruption. dis
grace poverty and ruin. The result
of the work OF the few who are striy-
ing 70 make q clean country lies en-
tircly with the people themselves as
20 whether or not they will arise to
fight and with the help of God TO raise
the standard of purity 10 a height
that cannot be- surpassed.
Let US dwell on a few OF the great
est perils. First, Is 70 as some people
say, that the professcd Christians
are becoming indifferent and neglect
ful In their church duties' Alas. if
this Is true. do not stop 10 consider
other dangers. out begin nov 20 keen
in progress the greatest Of all peril
destroyers. the Church OF Jesus
Christ Ash yourself II this is
peril. and il you think IS. begin TO
act now. Tie saloons In rlany in
stances take the place of churches.
Low. dirty. vile holes (the majority
of them where men and. sad to say
even women spend thcir hari earned
money for something that viii burn
up their soul. eat up thei- body.
break up their family. and in the end
land them at the feet oi satan. who
will use them for tool to carry out
his dire biddlncs. Let we VINO are
Christian Endcavorers he interested
IN this and work aud pray fer rs
early termination within the borders
OF our fair country
The parents neglect Co. the little
child who Is allowed 20 roam the
streets and frequen places where
they fall into bah company instead OF
/ preparing them for the m,ure by
sending them 90 the church aud sun
day school Heathenism aud lawloss-
ness are also perils that will bring on
disaster. The s,reat 50 cf lawhrcak-
ers are those who have no religion,
aud are always criticlzins md CEN
surfing those Nho have.
n we who have Jesus Christ would
only get those who tayent 10 become
. follower OF his bank. our dangers
would be very small To What they arc.
and we can do all things 10 God, who
strengthens US.
\. ID. CloNard
Evening journal., 1914-01-24
DR.. PRICE TO DISCUSS
THE TANGO DANCE

The Rev J. H. sammons, assisted by
the Rev. Samuel Lamson. Sr., will preach
at the morning service tomorrow in the
Smyrna L. A. VI. r.. Church, of which
the Rev. Albert Price is pastor. Sunday
school services in charge OF the super
intendent, Mrs. l.. w. Sammons, will be
held at o'clock.
At $50 O'Clock there will be- a preach
ing service conducted by the Rev. Thom-
as Dixon. assisted by Aaron Gibbs.
Misses Emma Roberts, Estella Wilson.
Oracle Johnston and Miss II. Lane viii
be IN charge OF the praise service at 6
o'clock
At the evening service at 7.4J o'clock
the pastor viii preach on the Tango
Dance "A Disgrace to Good Society;
Our Duty rs Citizens" Revival ser
vices will be continued by the praying
and singing band led BY Alex o. Butcher.
Evening journal., 1914-01-24
DR.. HOFFECKER TO
PREACH AT ASBURY

AZ Asbury NJ. h. Church, Third
and Walnut streets. the Rev. George
White Dawson, pastor. thirteen per-
sons We're received into the church
on probation last sunday. Several
persons are to be received tomorrow.
The attendance at Sunday School last
Sunday Was the largest of this con-
ference year. Services tomorrow will
be . o'clock. prayer meeting; 1890
o'clock. sermon, by the Rev r. l..
IIoffecker. y. D.; o'clock. SUNDAY
School; $50 o'clock. Epworth League,
theme. Peter. From Wavering to
Stcadfastness; 7.3O o'clock. Mr.. Daw-
son viii take for his subject, THE
Devil" Little Edith Speakman will
sing
Evening journal., 1914-01-24
MnRE SuSSEX RRInES.

special TO THE EVENING JOURNAL.
GEORGETOWN, Del, Jan. 24.--Le-
roy A. Steelman, Of Lcwes, son Of
John S. steelman, OF Milton, and Miss
Lavinia L. Long. Of Dagsboro. daugh-
ter OF Joseph Long, were married
Tuesday night by the Rev. w. w.
johnson at Lewes.
Benjamin Wilson. of Loves. son OF
the late Thomas Wilson, and Miss
Elizabeth Ella Knowles, daughter Of
Mrs. May Knowles of Lewes, fent to
Milton and We're married by the Rey.
Frank Holland.
Miss Bessie Murphy. of Blades,
daughter of Mr.. and Mrs William
Murphy. and Eurie Johnson. of near
Seaford, son OF J. NJ Johnson. were
married last Saturday night In Sea-
ford by the Rev. c. Il. Jones.
William f. Wilson. of Loves. son
OF John c. Wilson, and Miss Drusilla
May Wainwright Caughter OF Mr.. and
Mrs. Joseph Wainwright. of near
Chapel Branch, were married on
Tuesday.
Charles Taylor and Elsie Pretty
man. both of near Laurel. were mar
ried last Friday night. at Asbury. by
the Rev. W. J. Tyndall.
Evening journal., 1914-01-24
MISSIONARY RALLY.

In ST. Andrews Sunday school at 4
O'Clock tomorrow afternoon a mission
ary rally Of the Episcopalian Sunday
schools of the city viii be held. The
Rev. Franklin !. Clark. recording secrc-
tary 10 The Board Of Missions, New
York. will deliver the address. Mr..
Clark viii be the special preacher at the
morning service in the church. At the
evening service the rector viii deliver
the second lecture in the series, place
of Christ in History the first having
been given last Sunday evening. The
second lecture IS The Virgin Birth
The usual half hour service will be held
on Wednesday eybening.
Evening journal., 1914-01-24
JR. 0. U. A. N. INSTALLATION.

On Tuesday evening Deputy state
Councillor Harry S. Harrington. in
stalled the officers OF Harrington
Council No. 4, Jr. o. L. A. NJ, as fol-
lows:
Councillor. Edward +. Smith: vice
councillor, Harry c. Tee; recording
secretary. George ". Swain: assistant
recording secretary. A. ;. Raughley;
financial secretary. Harry S. Harring-
ton; conductor. Edgar Galloway;
warden. Samuel Johnson; inside SEN
tinel, Lorain Galloway; outsode SEN
tinel Warren r. Moore: trustee, j.
Wolcott Dickerson; chaplain, James
W. Blades; representative 10 the
State Council IN Wilmington in Feb
ruary. George ". Swain.
Evening journal., 1914-01-24
NIT. Joy NJ. F. CHURCH, WORSHIP.

At Mt. Joy ~ e. Church, the Rev.
d. II. Hargis. pastor. the order OF
services will be as follows: 10. 80
o'clock. sermon on the subject, THE
Renewed Inward Man; 2 o'clock,
Sunday School, Mrs. Julia Fisher, su-
perintendent; 3 o'clock. Union Evan
gelistic services and sermon by the
Rev. W. H. Hoxter 645 o'clock; Ep-
worth League; 7.45 o'clock, preach
ing by DR.. Hargis on the subject,
"The Great Cure
Evening journal., 1914-01-24
Mr.. JACKSON TO TALK OF
A" CONVERTING CHURCH" "

In Hanover Presbyterian Church to-
morrow morning the Rev. r, J.. jackson
will preach upon "A Converting
Church" The special topic for the
mems Bible class win be ~Eugenics aud
Politics. The Sunday school lesson viii
follow In the evening at $50 O'Clock
the y. p. s. G. +. meeting viii be held.
The subject will be "The Perils That
Threaten Our Nation The pastor viii
preach at O'Clock on "Are Ne Deocn-
eratngy' The subject OF the chiidren's
story will be ''l'be Miller and the. King
There will be special music by the choir
and hearty congregational singing. The
service viii close before 5 o'clock. Fol
lowing the evening service at the pas
tors home. No. 2OO3 Van Buren, street,
there will be an informal conference ON
the Relation Between Morality and
Religion" Everybody win be welcome.
Evening journal., 1914-01-24
How to BaniSh
Complexion Troubles

Wintry winds will have no terrors
for the woman who uses plain
mayatone lotion for her complexion.
because even in severest weather the
skin will be clear. soft and yelvety.
This lotion is made by dissolving an
package of maystone in one
half pint witch hazel. Using this
gives to the skin a charming smooth
ness and fneness Of texture and i'm
parts to il the tint of lilies and roses.
It is fine for pimples. blackheads,
blotches and other complexion upsets.
Evening journal., 1914-01-24
ALLIANCE FRANcAlsE MEETING.

There win be meeting Of the Ali
ance Franchise at the Misses Hebbs
School on Monday afternoon al $3.50
o'clock. Monsieur Andre Bcuncssort
viii be- the lecturer and will gicc a
sketch OF the higher class OF the French
people of J. ris
Americans visiting Paris IN summer do
not a. a rule come into contact with
these people who are usually away at
various pleasure resorts and il is this
class which Monsieur Bennessort will
discuss
Evening journal., 1914-01-24
rSE PULNOTER At y. N. G. A.

a "First aid TO the Injured class"
win be- opened al the Y. NJ. e. A. on
Monday evening and all men inter
ested in the class are invited 10 be
prcsept The pulmolor owned by the
Wilmington Gas Company will be
demonstrated.
DR.. =, IA. LeuderInan. the instruc-
tor OF the course. will precede the
demonstration with a lecture on the
lungs and FIRST aid methods used in
suIocaticn cases.
This course will be conducted At
the y. N. c. A. for the next eleven
Monday evenings al Sis. II viii in
clude = study OF cases where first
aid methods can be used with good
results aud considerable practice in
handling shop. street and country
accidents will DO given.
Evening journal., 1914-01-24
A Single Application
BaDiSheS Hairy GrOwthS
fToilet Talksl

Much interest is manifested among
beauty specialists in the new. painless
treatment for superhuous hairs This
consists OF a paste which Is made with
q little powdered dela,one and water
and applied to the Objectionable hair
Tor about or minutes. then rubtod
on Following this treatment the
skin should be washed to remove the
remaining paste and II will be lett
iroe from hair or hlemlsh Care
should be used to see that IL is dcla-
tone you get, otherwise the result
mar he disannointine
Evening journal., 1914-01-24
SECOND NJ. P. sERvIcFs.

IN Second A. y. Church. Fifth avenue
and Anchorage street. the Rev. G.. o..
Earring. pastor, there will be preaching
tomorrow at l0.45 oclock oiiSthe sub
iect "Thc Value of Liicn The Sunday
school will meet az O'clock. The
evening service win be held at 730
o'clock. and tne subject will be "The
Lions Den. Prayer and class meeting
is held ON Friday night.
Evening journal., 1914-01-24
SUNDAy ar SILvFRRROOk

In Silverbrook NJ. p. Church to
morrow the Rev. w. r. Greenfield will
preach az the morning and evening
services. sunday School will meet at
O'Clock. followed by the Junior
League meeting. The Epworth League
will meet at 6.45 o'clock. Miss Agnes
c. IT. Gibson will lead.
Evening journal., 1914-01-24
AND IMMANUEL SERVICES.

The Rev. A. Z. Cattenburg will
preach in Christ Church, Christiana hun
dred, on Sunday morning. at lO45
o'clock. and in the evening at O'Clock.
Sunday school will be held at $50
O'Clock.
The Rev. William II. Laird will preach
in Immanuel Church, Highlands. tomor-
row morning st l0.45, and in the even
ing al 7.i5 o'clock. Holy Communion
will be observed at 7.45 o'clock, and
Sunday school at $50 O'Clock.
Evening journal., 1914-01-24
Or. HENRY 1. ToDD DEAD.
Prominent Salisbury. Nd. Cities
pIi.nnnr Dnrinn War

Prominent Salisbury. Nd, Citizen:
Prisoner During War.
SALISBURY. Nd. Jan. "a DR.. Henry
Laird Todd, 81 yeais old died suddenly
yesterday Of heart disease He was
an eN-county treasurer and Turing the
Civil War was manager OF "1'hc Under-
ground Route between the north and
the south lie was heavy slave owner
and vas arrested By the northern sol.
diers and held prisoner for several
months He was an elder IN the Pres
hyterian Church, this city, for l0 wears
Doctor Todd leaves three sons and two
daughters Henry :. Todd Dr. G. "
Todd Edward M Todd and Mrs :. $
Smvth OF tbis city and Mrs. Dr. suloveI
OF Cambridge.
Evening journal., 1914-01-24
REVIVAL CONTINuES.

At Kingswood M e. Church. SER
vices for tomorrow will be as follows
1890 O'Clock, preaching by the pas.
tor: 2 o'clock. Sunday School. with
the Baraca class: $50 o'clock. Ep-
worth League; 7.30 o'clock. revival
sermon and service by the pastor.
Evening journal., 1914-01-24
ST. JOINS SERVICES.

Services at ~. Johns Church for the
week beginning tomorrow follow; sun
day. feast of conversion OF 81. Paul;
30 o'clock. holy Eucharist; II o'clock,
morning service and scrmoni 7.45
O'Clock, even song and sermon; 9,45
o'clock. Sunday school and Bible
Glasses FRIDAY January 80. liking
Charles the Martyr. 1880 o'clock,
NDf rreserf-f
Evening journal., 1914-01-24
NORTH BAPTIST SERVICES.

Ina North Baptist Church. Lincoln
street near Delaware avenue. the Rev
William l.. pettneill win preach to-
morrow morning and evening. Bible
school viii bc held at noon. The Young
peoples meeting will be held at CAS-
O'Clock. conducted BY Miss Margaret L.
patmsn.
Evening journal., 1914-01-24
FRIrNnS, MnRSHIp

At the Friends Meeting, corner
Fourth and West streets, divine Wor-
ship will be observed on First-day at
II o'clock, and Fifth-day at Z 745
o'clock Ia the evening. Services at
First-day School will be held at 9.45
o'clock
Evening journal., 1914-01-24
SERVICES Ar TRINITY.

The Rev. Franklin J. Clark will
preach in Trinity T. =. Church tomor-
row night. The Rev. D. NJ kirkus will
be the moruing preacher he other
usual services will be held in the
church.
Evening journal., 1914-01-24
zIoN cHIIRcH sEPvIcEs

At Grace a. N. =. Church. Third and
West streets. the Rev ". !. Crowncr
win preach tomorrow morning 4 union
revival meeting will begin at 3 O'Clock
Al $ o'clock the pastor viii preach on
Grace.
Evening journal., 1914-01-24
SUPPLIES FoR MISSION SCHOOL.

3, unens Home Mis-
s,Onas >oriety oi scott AZ. +. Church
on Thursday next viii send box OF
mission supplies to the church mission
seh~-i at r's~An A~ivo~a
Evening journal., 1914-01-24
ST. LukE.s SERVICES.

1hc Rev. Mr. Lanninc viii preach To-
morrow morning and evening in st.
i-nke- Reformed Episcopal Church
Eighth and Nlonroo streets. On Wed
uezday evening prayer meeting viii be
I.fI
Evening journal., 1914-01-24

abilities. advertise them through The
Want Columns of this papcr.--Ady.
Evening journal., 1914-01-24
DAILY HFLpS FOR
WANT 40 READERS
JANUARY 81.
.

The noted statesman and orator.
Joseph Hodges Choatc. was born on
ihs date iu 1885
sob. SQUARE thyself for use. A stone
that may
Fii in ibc wall Is not left in the way.
Evening journal., 1914-01-24

They called
The
their l,e homes
Al over
ddnt
Queens home better than everybody they
home
getting the o
Tor the night The lily petals began close the fs
they
a u
hu G vas shu un morn
little pay for that he
would n the ggooda andha
When the lily morning bug and
little fairy The fairies to
polishing the lily pads while sorry
them.
good friends when time
said they wished they a the ime
do they told them UonId
Is
always flying lily
Evening journal., 1914-01-24
SLEEPYTIFIF;' "a
A Visit to The Water
Lily Fairies
BY yirgInin Vale.

Once upon a time tie water lily
fairies had a picnic and made the
acquaintance OF the water bugs
and the bees. They had often seen
the bees flying arcand their lilies.
but had never spoken TO them, but
az their picnic they had become
great friends They had promised
10 fy over and sec them some day
and SO they were not al all sur
rriscd when ono day they saw the
bees and the water flies on the edge
o the pond waiting 10 be asked
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CUPID HAD HIT HIM HARD
Surely Day OF Romance 10 Not Ended
When LovesIek Swain Can Feel
Like This.

Come, come. old man; don't let II
knock you out. There are plenty OF
other girls In the world. In six months
from now you will have forgotten
her"
Yes, ! suppose II Is as you say
but 1t Isn't six months from now.
Everything ! see reminds me OF her.
When ! look at other women ! can't
help thinking how much more beauti.
full she Is than any OF them. When
the wind blows ] am reminded that II
is probably adding to the color OF her
cheeks. Whenever ] pass a corner
where she and | have stood together
| have a strange empty feeling as
II something were gone out Of my
life.
When ! look up at the sky, ] can.
not keep from remembering that IL
Is above her. II | could forget her
for only n day, for only an hour, !
think ! might learn to hope again;
but ! can't get her out OF my mind.
II seems to mo that the whole world
Is changed since she told me that !
was never TO see her aagin. ] can't
understand how anybody manages 10
keep on being happy. ] would give
almost anything TO forget her."-Chi'
cago Record.lIcrald.
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Signature rsa', s' Of &MzZzzM
In Use For over 80 Years.
Children Cry for Fletcher's Castoria
A Rare. Rare Man.

William II. Handy, short story
writer and novelist, is a great lover
of folks and makes friends with all
sorts and conditions OF men. One day
while On an outing in the Ozarks he
got II hill billy who MAS something
OF a character to accompany him on a
fishing excursion In order To study the
type. The two men spent the day in
the woods together and returned to
camp old friends and then Mr.. Handy
learned that he was not the only one
on the expedition who had been study.
ing his companion. As they shook
hands in parting the hill billy said;
Il taken n likin' to yuh. but yuh
shore be the queerest man ! ever see.
I've noticed you all day, an yuh amt
took n drink, yuh amt took u smoke
and yuh amt cussed onct."-Kansas
City Star.
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WILLING TO GIVE AWAY PAPA
Youthful Loeleian Met Appeal to His
Generosity With a Crushing
Answer.

A mother was urging her little son
to be generous, specifically In the case
OF n small comrade not well endowed
with worldly goods.
II wish you'd give your little wagon
To Melville" she suggested. lie has
so few toys and you have SO many"
Il don't want to, mama. | likc
my little wagon. Why doesn't his
papa buy toys for him?"
lie has no papa, dear. That Is
the reason why ! want you to be so
particularly nice to him. 1t would be
no virtue In you TO give him what
YOU don't want anyway. We should
always be careful To share what We
really prize. Now, as | say, Melville
has no papa and"
We'll why don't you give him pa.
pa. them" was the youthful logician's
reply.
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AN APPEAL
TO WOMEN
By One Who, From Her Past Ex
perience, is Capable Of Giving
Sound Advice.

Bud. Ky.--"l want to urge all weak
women" says Mrs. Lizzie II. Barker.
OF this place. ito give Cardui, the
woman's tonic, q fair trial. for | be-
lieve II will do for them what 1t has
done for me.
l was q sufferer for 10 years, with
such pains | could scarcely walk or
stand on my feet. ! had headache,
dizziness and fainting spells.
After many treatments failed TO
help me. my husband persuaded me TO
give Cardui. the woman's tonic. q
trial. and | did SO Now ! feel like a
new woman. | am well OF all these
troubles. and can do all my house.
work. with pleasure.
When l commenced taking Cardui,
! was not able to sit up. Now ! am
enjoying good health and do all OF my
work.
shall keep Cardui in my home al
tho time. There is not any medicine
that equals II for women"
We. also. urge you TO try Cardui,
the woman's tonic. for your troubles.
II has helped so many thousands of
women In the past half century that
we feel sure II will help you, too.
Prepared from perfectly harmless,
vegetable ingredients, Cardui Is the
remedy for you 10 use. II can do you
nothing but good.
Try it.--Adv.
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Poetic TRAGEDY.

bill" the poet gasped, staggering
into his friends room,
"Why. what's wrong" the friend In
CURED. startled rs he grasped hold Of
the tottering
Wrong" the poet muttered, "fo
Gods, wrote n poem about my III
tie boy. | began the first verse with
these lines:
MY son! My pigmy counterpart
YES? Yes?"
The poet drew a long breath as he
took a newspaper from his pocket.
Read" he blazed suddenly. See
what the criminal compositor did to
my opening line"
The friend read aloud:
MY son! my pig, my counterpart
National Monthly.
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Everything In q Name.

Gadsby--What will you name your
new paper?
Writer-The Plugtown Harp OF n
Thousand Strings with Steam Calliope
lnterlude and Journalistic Short Stop.
Gadsby-Heavens. what a name,
Why do you have such a complicated
title?
Writer-To avoid damages in libel
suits. The attorneys will all blunder
in the Indictments and they'll be
quashed.