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The Madisonian. (Richmond, Ky.) 1913-1914, 1914-05-05
Don't crowd the pigs.

Don't crowd the pigs.
Keep the hen house clean.
Give the chickens green feed.
Treat the bull kindly, but never pet
him.
What the farmer wants from milk
COW is results.
The tanning mill will pay for It.
self in one season.
While over-fat hens may, over-fed
hens will not, lay eggs.
A lazy person has no business mix
ing up with the dairy business.
Keep up your feeding experiments,
and note down the results for your
own profit
What makes a finer breakfast for
laying hens than wheat warmed in
the oven?
Egg production is not measured
so much by the quantity as by the
quality of the food
AS a general rule, the larger the
number of fowls kept the smaller the
expense in proportion
The farmer who knows how to raise
good draft colt always has a buyer
ready when he wants to sell
The chickens that get bone meal
and oyster shells in their feed viii
have few cases of leg weakness.
The dust heap is very important
where fowls are confined. If free they
may find the dust bath for themselves.
Cow testing allows more discrim-
nation in feeding, apportioning the
grain according to the yield of but
ter fat
Coal tar cannot be beaten for keep
Ing out the peach tree borer, but it
will not kill him once he has become
established
If you have any arsenic on hand
feed it to rats and mice and not to
your swine. It causes temporary bloat,
not good flesh.
Hogs should always have a yard of
their own away from the other stock,
for it is always found that returns are
better in the end.
The beginner with sheep win do
well to invest a little money for a
good sheep book. One lost sheep win
pay for several books.
Be sure that your horses and colts
The Madisonian. (Richmond, Ky.) 1913-1914, 1914-05-05

are free from worms. A horse af-
flicted with worms is never thrifty.
and feed is only wasted
Any feathers or down on the shanks
or toes of clean legged varieties of
poultry disqualifies the specimen and
the bird should be marketed.
1t is the fellow who burns the Ian
tern that saves the early lambs. Be-
ing right on the spot on the dot will
prevent great loss during Landing.
The agitation for laws protecting
sheep from dogs Is getting broadly
scattered. From coast to coast the
one drawback to sheep raising is the
dog.
The better the sire you have at the
head of your herd, the better the off
spring will be and that means the
greater milk checks you will have in
later years.
Do not plant more apple trees I'M
less you are taking good care of what
you have A few well cared for give
better returns than many given over
10 insects and disease
The majority of the bad habits IN
dairy COWS can be traced directly to
handling, or to abuses in handling
that have been exercised in bringing
up the calf or developing the heifer.
The people of western cities are
paying Sic each for hens for eating,
30 cents and above for fresh eggs not
always fresh; and still they eat more
eggs and chickens than some farmers
families. 1f-4.a4..
1t is generally conceded that the
tendency to large egg production is
transmitted by the males, rather than
the females If you are breeding. for
a "bred-to-lay'' strain, carefully keep
this in mind. Buy no males except
sons of large producers.
We don't think much of any kind
Of ashes on the floor Of the hen
house.. The hens are 30 apt to get
their feet wet and then walk in them.
You know what COMES next-or is
apt to-sore fest We would Ear
rather have good earth or dust
Keep the houses clean. Clean up
the droppings daily If possible. Clean
illness in winter will mean less YER
min in summer. Disinfect the houses
at least once month.
1t takes patience, grit and pluck TO
succeed with poultry this kind Of
weather. Failure is generally negli-
gence, or Judgment passed by some
one who does not know.
No COW should be classed as a
dairy COW unless she gives milk in
profitable quantities. Sometimes the
COW, however, is not to blame be-
cause of lack of proper feed and
care.
There is no other branch of farming
which If conducted with a reasonable
amount of care and attended to sys-
tematically will respond SO readily
and with such profits one year with
another as stock raising.
Many of the troubles that the
calves OF this country are heir to can
be traced directly to unclean sur
roundings. The calf should have q
clean. dry stalls. clean pals from which
to eat and clean. dry bedding all the
time Filth breeds disease more quick
! ~ In the calf pen than anywhere else
The Madisonian. (Richmond, Ky.) 1913-1914, 1914-05-05
L. & N. Time Table
South Bound

No. 31-Cincinnati to Atlanta, arrives and
departs (midnight), 12:l0 a. m.
No. 71-Richmond to Stanford, departs
Gas a. m.
No. Louisville to Beattyville, arrives
l2:10 p. m, departs 12:15 p. m.
No. 37-Cincinnati to Knoxville, arrives
11:42 a. m, departs 12:l2 p. m.
No. 33- Cincinnati to Jacksonville, arrives
and departs 11:31 a m.
No. ~ Richmond to Louisville via. Row.
land, departs LOO p. m.
No. 3-Louisville to Beattyville arrives
Gas p. m, departs 7:35 p. m.
No. 9-Cincinnati and Maysville to Stan.
ford, arrives 7:3l, departs 7:35 p. m.
North Bound
No. 34-Atlanta to Cincinnati, arrives and
departs Ali a. m.
No. 10 Stanford to Cincinnati and Mays
vile, arrives $40 a. m, departs
6:25 a. m.
No. 2-Beattyville to Louisville, arrives
us a. m, departs 7:20 am.
No 28-Louisville to Richmond via. Row.
land, arrives 1905 p. m.
No. SO Knoxville to Cincinnati, arrives
1:35 p. m, departs 200 p. m.
No. 20 Stanford to Richmond, arrives
2:30 p. m.
No. 4-Beattyville to Louisville, arrives
1:35 p. m, departs LAO p. m.
No. Jacksonville to Cincinnati, arrives
and departs 5:07. !
Nos. 81, 81. SO. 81, "a, %, 3s, 80 4are
daily trains. ;l
Nos q, /, 8 9, 10, 2, 70. A, daily I'd
cept Sunday.
The Madisonian. (Richmond, Ky.) 1913-1914, 1914-05-05
A Sure Thlno.

"Wilks bet Dilks SIS this morning
that Dobbs would put his feet on his
desk before he had been at work half
an hour"
"Who won?"
'W1lks did. He was betting on
certainty because he knew that Dobbs
was wearing a new pair of silk socks
that cost him three dollars"
The Madisonian. (Richmond, Ky.) 1913-1914, 1914-05-05
Unusual,

"And here" said the man with the
megaphone; sis the home of million
aire with nine children"
Passengers on the rubberneck wagon
could hardly believe what they heard.
We'll, by cracky!" exclaimed an old
gentleman from the rural districts,
from the way you talk. I'd although
he was pore!"
The Madisonian. (Richmond, Ky.) 1913-1914, 1914-05-05
No Central

Baseball Pitcher walking the floor
with his youngest)-If the manager
could see me now, bet I'd get soaked
with a fine
Wife-Why so, dear?
Pitcher don't seem to have any
control of the bawl at all.
The Madisonian. (Richmond, Ky.) 1913-1914, 1914-05-05
The Sensation.

Upon returning from the city, Far
mer Green said to his friend:
Say, Aaron, 1 had ride in my
cousins automobile while was up to
the city"
"Ye did? How'd seem?" asked
Aaron.
''Wa-al" replied Farmer Green, sit
seemed good deal like fallin' into a
mighty deep well, only ye dropped
straight ahead instead of down'ards. -
The Madisonian. (Richmond, Ky.) 1913-1914, 1914-05-05
nhe Bow Scouts

Big Brother Bill-Wanter come VIII
as, do yer? What bloomin' good
would you be in war?
Gaping Tin the distance)-Better
let i'm come, and I'll make i'm me
aide-de-kong. We can't keep the
whole bloomin' army waiting.@Syd-
ney Bulletin
The Madisonian. (Richmond, Ky.) 1913-1914, 1914-05-05
What's In a Name.

Mike, one Of the unemployed, was
told OF a vacancy, and went to apply
for the job. After he had answered
a number of questions, the employer
asked, What's your namef"
"MacGonigal, sorr."
Spell it."
"Mo-no!" Mo-a-g." Mike stuck,
but tried again. "M-a-g-a- Ach,
to blazes wild 20: Ye can keep yer
ould job"
The Madisonian. (Richmond, Ky.) 1913-1914, 1914-05-05
Blame the Hens.

do you furnish affidavits with your
eggs, showing exactly the minute they
were laid?" asked the fussy lady.
mo, ma'am. we do not" replied
the marketman, politely. I'VE tried to
furnish such affidavits, but the hens
positively refuse to sign EN-"
The Madisonian. (Richmond, Ky.) 1913-1914, 1914-05-05
Too DESTINATIONS.

The Tall Blonde-Absence makes
the heart grow fonder.
The Short Brunette-But the Lima,
Ohio, man who shot off fireworks
when his wife went away on vaca-
ton made a vulgar display Of his af-
fection--Judge.
The Madisonian. (Richmond, Ky.) 1913-1914, 1914-05-05
Rebuked.

I'D like to shake hands with the
chief engineer of this old tub" said
the pompous little man who was cross
ing the ocean for the first time.
II doubt if he would shake hands
with you" answered the captain dry
ly. ''The chief engineer of this old
tub is a man of some Importance"
The Madisonian. (Richmond, Ky.) 1913-1914, 1914-05-05
Made These PeopIe

Clothes don't make the man."
quoted a sage
''They made mel" said a retired
tailor.
Where should be if it wasn't for
suits?" chimed in young lawyer.
The Madisonian. (Richmond, Ky.) 1913-1914, 1914-05-05
Do 1t Nowl

Our combination offer with the Enquirer,
etc, set out on page of this paper expires
May 23rd. It's the greatest combination
evei: offered. Get busyl
q You can renew in advance and thus get
his great combination. Positively no or
ders taken after May %. DOT NOW. =
The Madisonian. (Richmond, Ky.) 1913-1914, 1914-05-05
The Hobo AS a Teacher.

The Lady-Look here. you said that
If I'd give you your dinner you'd NOW
the lawn for me.
The Hobo-Id like to, ma'am, but I
gotter teach you lesson. Never trust
tn word Of total stranger.
The Madisonian. (Richmond, Ky.) 1913-1914, 1914-05-05
Only the Half.

Maiden Aunt-Venice at Iasti One
half of the dream of my youth is now
fulfilled.
Niece-Why only half, auntie?
Aunt (sighing)-I contemplated go
ing to Venice on my wedding tour.
The Madisonian. (Richmond, Ky.) 1913-1914, 1914-05-05

First Maiden-Why this unseeming
gayety on thy part, brother?
Second Martian-I've got a chance
to pick up a little ready money.
just got a wigwag from the world that
one of them aeroplanes is stuck on
one of our satellites, and they want
me to drop 'em rope.
The Madisonian. (Richmond, Ky.) 1913-1914, 1914-05-05
HIs Idea.

Member Of Investigating Committee
For what purpose is a coroner's jury
called to sit on a case.
Applicant for Job-To ascertain
what reason, If any, the deceased had
for dying.
The Madisonian. (Richmond, Ky.) 1913-1914, 1914-05-05
Whera He Saw IL

did any of you ever see an ele-
plants skim" asked a teacher of an
infant class.
81 have!" exclaimed one.
'Where?" asked the teacher.
"On an elephant" said he.
The Madisonian. (Richmond, Ky.) 1913-1914, 1914-05-05
Had a Poor Time.

She-I suppose you are familiar with
Longfellow's poem: ITO Stay at Home
Is Best"
He-Yes, and think he must have
written it just after returning from a
summer outing.
The Madisonian. (Richmond, Ky.) 1913-1914, 1914-05-05
Scanning the Sidewalk.

A girl should keep her eyes cast down;
1t keeps her out of pickles.
And now and then as she's down town
She's apt to find stray nickles.
The Madisonian. (Richmond, Ky.) 1913-1914, 1914-05-05

had adorn Hat Cage If Bird And what
More to the Purpose the Hat Becoming As Isl
"Then win Give Sister Both the Birds" said her Aunt
Later Young Man begged the Aunt Introduce him her
Niece
(Which one?" said she.
he One with the Yellow Wing her Hat" replied the Young Man
ct did Not Notice any Other"
% Other Niece has far Better Disposition said the Woman an
She would the Life of Harmless Birds
but keeps Hers Cage and is Devotedy Attached to Them Would
not Prefer Her?"
81 think Not replied the Young Especially Admired the
One with the Yellow And Personally do Not Care for Birds
Pets I Think they Noisy and Messy"
This teaches that Bird Hat Worth Two
The Madisonian. (Richmond, Ky.) 1913-1914, 1914-05-05
Marrow Skirts.

He said the girl was narrow"
And this was, we suppose,
Because he saw her walking
And judged her by her clothes.
The Madisonian. (Richmond, Ky.) 1913-1914, 1914-05-05

New Cook-I guess you're a foine
cook, mum.
Young Wife-Mercy, no. I don't
know anything about it
New Cook-Thin well git on splen-
didly, mum. / don't either.
The Madisonian. (Richmond, Ky.) 1913-1914, 1914-05-05

No matter what kind of an effort
you make. unless the fish bite you will
never be known as an expert angler.
The Madisonian. (Richmond, Ky.) 1913-1914, 1914-05-05

100000 has been appropriated
oy Congress to aid Americans to
withdraw from Mexico.
The Madisonian. (Richmond, Ky.) 1913-1914, 1914-05-05
PROLONGED RAPTURE.

Chaps that stutter. sort of utter
Strung-out vocables like t-t-t-this,
They must make the girlies hutter
If they stutter when they k-k-k-kiss
The Madisonian. (Richmond, Ky.) 1913-1914, 1914-05-05
His Contrary wav.

His Contrary Way.
my husband thinks I'm extrava-
CANT and gets mad every time he
sees me with new clothes"
HE does ?"
Yes. He never sees me dressing
up that he doesn't give me dressing
down"
The Madisonian. (Richmond, Ky.) 1913-1914, 1914-05-05

Peter-I say, Jimmy, what do they
mean by "fearsome" in this here game
Of golf?
Jimmy = Don't know, Peter, uR-
less it's the way some folks play.
The Madisonian. (Richmond, Ky.) 1913-1914, 1914-05-05

If you have any arsenic on hand
feed it to rats and mice and not to
your swine. 1t causes temporary bloat,
not good flesh.
The Madisonian. (Richmond, Ky.) 1913-1914, 1914-05-05

Hogs should always have yard of
their own away from the other stock,
for it is always found that returns are
better in the end.
The Madisonian. (Richmond, Ky.) 1913-1914, 1914-05-05

The beginner with sheep win do
well to invest little money for a
good sheep book. One lost sheep win
pay for several books
The Madisonian. (Richmond, Ky.) 1913-1914, 1914-05-05

Coal tar cannot be beaten for keep
ing out the peach tree borer, but it
will not kill him once he has become
established
The Madisonian. (Richmond, Ky.) 1913-1914, 1914-05-05

Cow testing allows more discrim-
ination in feeding, apportioning the
grain according to the yield of but
ter fat.
The Madisonian. (Richmond, Ky.) 1913-1914, 1914-05-05

This in Hat the Cage.
The Madisonian. (Richmond, Ky.) 1913-1914, 1914-05-05

The dust heap is very important
where fowls are confined. If free they
may find the dust bath for themselves
The Madisonian. (Richmond, Ky.) 1913-1914, 1914-05-05

Many of the troubles that the
calves OF this country are heir to can
be traced directly to unclean sur
roundings. The calf should have a
clean. dry stalls, clean pals from which
to eat and clean. dry bedding all the
time. Filth breeds disease more quick
" in the calf pen than anywhere else.
El Paso herald. (El Paso, Tex.) 1901-1931, 1914-10-13
Relieve Your Asthma
In Fifteen Minutes

II Asthmador does not instantly re-
lIeve the very worst attack OF Asthma
Bronchial Asthma and the Asthmatic
symptoms accompanying Hay Fever
your money Will be returned, IS the
terms upon which Kelly & Pollard,
Sheldon Hotel. announce they are SELL
ing DR.. Rudolph Schiffmann's Asthma
dor and Asthmador Cigarettes No mat
ter how inveterate or obstinate your
case. or how often or violent the att
tacls. Asthmador will instantly relieve
you. usually in ten seconds but always
within fifteen minutes
These Druggists have been author
lied by the Doctor to sell every pack
age Of his Asthmador on a guarantee
to return the money in every single
case where it does not give instan-
taneous relief. or IS not found the very
best remedy ever used You viii be tho
sole Judge yourself and under this pos
tive guarantee BY Kelly & Pollard ab-
soIuteIy no risk is run in buying this
remedy.
Persons living elsewhere viii be sup
piled under the same guarantee BY
their local druggist or direct by Dr..
r. SchIffmaun. st. Paul. Niinn--Adv-
El Paso herald. (El Paso, Tex.) 1901-1931, 1914-10-13
How to Danish
Wrinkles Quickly

II the average woman only knew e. Il
IS not at all difficult TO preserve, the youth
ful contour and vslvety smoothness OF COM
plsxion. Every woman hates to see her
face vvrinkIed or baggy. and practically
every one has experimental with some sort
OF patent remedy in the effort either 10 re-
move such condition or ward It off
As a matter OF fact. the most effective
remedy ia the world IS one that any woman
can easily make up herself at home, IN a
moments time Let her take one ounce OF
pure powdered saT0lite- which she can pur-
chase at any drug store. and dissolve II In
a half pint OF witch Ia gel Apply this harm
less and refreshing solution 10 the face every
DAY The results are surprising-and IN
,-fa-faraoug Even after the very first ap-
ulicarion a marked improvement Is ap-
narent The wrinkles are less In evidence
81 fIrmness that f. most delightfuL-Adv-
El Paso herald. (El Paso, Tex.) 1901-1931, 1914-10-13

about the house work. There IS no rea-
son vvbv I should not call Totue thls
moment and have her dust Tor me
she went to the door and called ~ ~
tie, who was playing IN , INC her
the bows, TOmmie and Blinkle- AT ne
cry Tottie saw that the tears We
standing in her eyes. Those boys a.
WAYS hurt me" she began 10 COM
plain. but Mrs. Tabbv did not CoIliAo ~, :.
her. why do you play with them men
There is plenty TO do in the mouse u
they are too rough I want you 70 -
the kitchen and dining room. ous'eu
bv the time 7 come downstairs
Tottie sank down on the step ano
pouted- She loved to play win me
bows. and she did hate 10 dust Strange
to saw the bovs liked to have her PLAY,
with them sometimes. for they Woulu
ALWAYS make her be it" and she was
always the blind man in blind man
buff -.
but Tottie shook her head
Il can't" she shouted back, and
the two kitty boys in their aprons
came running over to where she sat
They eased and coaXed, but Iotue
would not play. At last Tom won her
aTu HELM YOU dust and so will
Rfnkie II YOU play one game OF blind
mans buff with US OWn't you,
Rinkie2r he said, turning TO the oIheI
kitty boy. He nodded his head ana
Tottie consented They were to play IN
the house, and the kitty whom she
caught was TO do the busting. So they
pushed her whiskers back carefully ana
lied the handkerchief tightly about her
eyes Then they whirled her around
three times. and left her standing IN
the middle Of the floor with her paws
outstretched-
Tottie stood for a moment listening
then started TO grope for the kitty
boys. She had not heard them whisper
ing together and did no tknow tnal
they had left the house For that Is
inst what they did. They went out and
shut the door behind them, and then
peeked through the window.
Tottie poked and called; then she
begged; then she began to grow an
CIV: and at last she made such a ter
rible noise that Mrs Tabby came run
ming. Tottie could not see her entel
the room and she thought the move
ment had come from one Of the boys
There Won are" she cried 4 never
saw such a sneak but have You TINS
time" As she finished speaking, she
made q grab for Mrs Tabby- The old
lady cat was willing 10 be Eraooed-te
tell the truth. she had started 70 graz
for Tottie as that kitty spoke her last
When Tottie felt her big mother IN.
7 stead Of the kitty boy she had hoped t
hold she gave a scream and tried L
pull away. but Mrs Taby held her fast
! Not so quickly. Tottie." she said, try
/ Ing TO keep her whiskers from wig
Cling. for she wanted TO laugh. Il an
+ it and I have caught you. Now, WIKI
I tied your eyes up2"
She took off the bandage as sht
smoke, and Tottie looked about her
/ why, they're not here" she cried. Mrs
Tabbv laid her carefully across her lap
Don't worry, Tottie," she said, as she
raised her paw, they will come home
some time"
Two faces disappeared at that mo
meut from the window, and two kitue'
skipped away. But, as she said. they
had to 20 home for their SUPPER
Copyright, 1914. by F. E Toder.
El Paso herald. (El Paso, Tex.) 1901-1931, 1914-10-13
W hipping Austria
BY GEORGE FITCH.
Author Of at Good Old siWash."

It in 1859. Prussia whipped it in a
practice war lin 1866 before taczling
France. From the Dark Ages TO the
middle Of the last century the sound Of
pain and anger in the European concern
meant that someone was taking some
thing away from Austria
And yet Austria IS larger than ever.
This is partly because whenever a slice
Of territory was carved off by one nation
several other jealous nations made IL
give I'd another slice in exchange. No
nation could afford to let any other
nation grab too much. And so Austria
throughout history has been a deposit
tory FOR territory which no one else
wanted at the time. II has owned Italy.
Holland. Alsace, Servia, Bavaria and
Switzerland at one time or another
until someone else neAed them.
II Austria loses again ii will 20 on
El Paso herald. (El Paso, Tex.) 1901-1931, 1914-10-13

returned from their bridal tour. and are
at g11 North Florence street
Dr. j. 6 HorsIey has let q contract 10
build an addition 10 st Luke's hospital
and the work was begun this morning.
The FL Paso Chess club will hold
regular meeting at the office Of jus
tice Ellis in the Bronson block tonight
Mike Farrell the stenographer for
Patterson and BucSler, has returned
from q visit to home folks in east
Texas
There was a long wrangle IN the
council chamber last night over the
bills OF the International Light and
Power company, which have remained
El Paso herald. (El Paso, Tex.) 1901-1931, 1914-10-13
100 Years Ago Today

- Ne HUNDRED years ago today
an American force Of 5000 men
- moved from the Niagara frontier
toward Chippewa The troops were in
command Of Gen. George lizard, a dis
tinguished soldier Of the war Of 1872.
Gen. lizard belonged to p noted southern
family. His great grandfather was one
Of the founders Of South Carolina, and
his father was an eminent statesman
and diplomatist in the early years OF
the republic Gen. lizard entered the
army in 1884. after receiving a classi-
cal education and making a tour OF
Europe. In the second war with Great
Britain he saw active service from the
beginning TO the end Of the conflict IN
1925 he was appointed governor Of Ar
kansas territory and continued TO III
that position until his death in 1925
El Paso herald. (El Paso, Tex.) 1901-1931, 1914-10-13
CAL0MEL MAKES
YOU SICK, UGH!
"Dodson's Liver Tone" bet
ter than calomel and can
not salivate.

Ca1omeI loses you a day. You know
what calomel is It's mercury; quick
silver Calomel is dangerous. It
crashes into sour bile like dynamite,
cramping and sickening you Calomel
attacks the bones and should never be
put into your system
When you feel bilious, sluggish. con-
stipated and all knocked out and be-
ueve you need a dose Of dangerous cal
Omel Just remember that your druggist
sells for 50 cents large bottle OF
Dodson's Liver Tone, which is entirely
vegetable and pleasant to take and is
a perfect substitute for calOmei- Il IS
guaranteed TO start your liver without
stirring you up inside, and can not
salivate.
Don't take calomeu It makes you
sick the next day; il loses you day s
work Dodson's Liver Tone straightens
you right up and you feel great Give
II TO the children because IL IS perfectly
harmless and doesn't gripe--Adv-
El Paso herald. (El Paso, Tex.) 1901-1931, 1914-10-13
Logical Dyspepsia
Treatments

IMPORTANCE OF ELIMINATING ACID
ITY AND FOOD FERMENTATION
During the past two or three years re-
ports have frequently appeared in the Press
concerning the remarkable value OF blsur-
ated maEnesia as an antacid; and It's ability
TO promote normal, healthy digestion py
preventing food fermentation and neutral
izlnE dangerous stomach acid has often been
demonstrated. Until recently druggists
could supply bisurated magnesta In powder
form only. from one 20 two teaspoonfuls OF
which taken in a little water after meals,
almost instantly stops all fermentation and
ueutraIizes acid but sufferers from stomach
trouble viii be glad 10 learn that. after a
long series Of experiments. a leading firm
Of manufacturing druggists has now sue
ceedeG in producing grain tablet which
combines all the valuable antacid properties
Of the ordinary bisurated magnesia In a
very convenient form. This new tablet Of
hisurared r-senesfa can now be obtained Of
druggists everywhere and many physicians
are already prescribing them instead Of the
powder form Sold by A E Ryan, Drug
st.-Advertisemenr-