The Emmett index. [volume] (Emmett, Idaho) 1893-1925, 1914-11-12

you learn to pronounce Eulallo Cult
ierrez's name correctly-he was chos
|, en- president of Mexico by the Agua'
Galleries convention-he will have
ceased to be president of Mexico.
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Try These on Your Ford: There
was an old geezer and he had wood
en- leg, ride he couldn't steal and a
ride he couldn't beg. He took -four
spools and an old coal bod and he
made a little Ford and it run, by
gosh"
"Governor-elect Alexander propos-
es to abolish all the electric lights in
the capitol building" said Will Nor
thrup, the well known hardware deal
er of Boise, who was in town last
week. what will he use as sub
stitutes?" innocently asked report
err Tsraelitesw he replied with a
bland smile.
"Son," said fond parent, 81 no
ticed you plunged through center in
the football game Friday afternoon;
also that you went around the end of
that pile of leaves in our back yard,
and while / don't want to be unreas-
enable | must be firm; if that oc-
ours again next week / will take a
hand in the game and play ON your
left end"
Little Mary had been sent to the
store by her mother to get some fly
paper She was a long time in re-
turning and the mother began to get
anxious. Going to the door she spied
he little girl coming up the street
md called to her: "Mary, have you
rot the fly paper?" mo, mother"
eplied Mary. cts got me; but we're
oming together"
Motor cars in Ireland were once few
nd far between. An old fellow was '
realty astonished when he saw one !
liding along the road without any I
isible means of locomotion, but when /
motor bike followed it and disap- a
cared round bend in the road his !;
yes fairly bulged. "Begorrop he re- v
larked to his wife, who'd a thought n
that thing having a colt?" 1
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An English clergyman was preach |
lg in country church in Scotland a
e had as his subject "The Prodigal b
on" "And the prodigal son went =
way from his poor old father and {
in far country for years y
I'd years. But after years and years I
J came back to his poor old father, :
I'd his poor old father said unto
S servants, Bring forth the fatted
If, which has been kept for my
m these years and years." An old
Irmer in the audience could con-
in himself no longer. eyer a leer; o
wud hae bin co.," he exclaimed. q
"The Pussy Cat Rag" was going +,
il blast on monograph the other 81
" when caller came in. I'm a
,own to the visitor her husbands te
ize bird dog had followed. In
oment the piece had reached the y
orus, in which the feature is an -
counter between a tomcat and a n
lldog. With the first long drawn it
ovocative meow" hubby's reputed- tr
well trained dog bristled and brac- ii
himself for dash. With the next VI
allenge he was off. In his wild III
ramble to locate that elusive cat -
e dog spilled jardienere contain
: the pet fern, bowled over two
ildren and then began burrowing
der the chiffonier. The visitor
lrted to call off the dog and seeing tn,
, futility of the attempt departed lat
rriedly before his raid would take pie
other turn. When the monograph a lar
been shut off the woman of the
use succeeded in subduing and eject
the dog.
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i see," remarked Old Bill Misgiv- 81,
!, chat the reports from Europe Eli
/ that it takes ton of lead in this ha,
r to kill man. II is evident that Hy
y are mighty poor marksmen over inv
re if that is the case. "Now, if AM
y had such marksmen as old Jim .i,,
k, who served through the war of 49,
Rebellion in an Indiana regiment, cha
re wouldn't be any such waste of nal
and powder. | know'd Jim when bio
as boy. He was the best shot thr
that part of Indiana. He ma.