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Cut Bank pioneer press. [volume] (Cut Bank, Mont.) 1909-current, 1914-07-10

By the action of business men of
Helena, Mont, disseminating the serv-
Ice of the automatic telephone in their
places of business, 1t is announced
that the Helena Automatic Telephone
company will discontinue it's service
July 1.
Cut Bank pioneer press. [volume] (Cut Bank, Mont.) 1909-current, 1914-07-10
Automatic Cafes.

Crimsonbeak-I see by the paper
that automatic cafes are to be estab
lished at Sydney, Australia What's
an automatic cafe7
Yeast-Why, l guess it's n that
throws q man out when he's had
enough.
Cut Bank pioneer press. [volume] (Cut Bank, Mont.) 1909-current, 1914-07-10

The stumps of the great trees which
have been cut in the northwest are
now being utilized for shingles. Ten
thousand have been made from one
stump.
Cut Bank pioneer press. [volume] (Cut Bank, Mont.) 1909-current, 1914-07-10

Juniper from the Indian reserva-
lions of New Mexico and Arizona may
prove an excellent source of material
for lead pencils.
Cut Bank pioneer press. [volume] (Cut Bank, Mont.) 1909-current, 1914-07-10
Haadauartera ALI Rluht.

The Lady-You say you are q mem
ber Of an organizationf
The Tramp-Yes, ma'am; the Son,
bf Toll.
Where r your headquartersf~
In my hat, ma'am.s
Cut Bank pioneer press. [volume] (Cut Bank, Mont.) 1909-current, 1914-07-10

Wright's Indian Vegetable Pills put
the stomach in good condition in a
short time. Try them for Sick Stom-
ach, Biliousness and Indigestion. Adv.
Cut Bank pioneer press. [volume] (Cut Bank, Mont.) 1909-current, 1914-07-10

Alum is worn as a charm in parts Of
Asia Minor. A triangular piece is
placed in a case of silver and worn
suspended from a string about the
neck.
Cut Bank pioneer press. [volume] (Cut Bank, Mont.) 1909-current, 1914-07-10

Sore Eyes, ~Granulated Eyelids and Sites
promptly healed with Roman Eye Bal
sam. Adv.
Cut Bank pioneer press. [volume] (Cut Bank, Mont.) 1909-current, 1914-07-10

OF all the copper produced in the
world at the present time the United
States produces 54.S per cent.
Cut Bank pioneer press. [volume] (Cut Bank, Mont.) 1909-current, 1914-07-10

There's n man who can always
come back"-the go-ahead a
Cut Bank pioneer press. [volume] (Cut Bank, Mont.) 1909-current, 1914-07-10

DR.. Peery's vermifuge dead Shot, kills
and expels Worms in a very few hours.
Adv.
Cut Bank pioneer press. [volume] (Cut Bank, Mont.) 1909-current, 1914-07-10

Cleanliness is the watchword of the
present day.
Cut Bank pioneer press. [volume] (Cut Bank, Mont.) 1909-current, 1914-07-10

YOUR OWN DRUGGIST WILL TELL you
Try Murine Eye Remedy for Red, Weak, Watery
Eyes and GRADUATED Eyelids; No Smarting-
just Eye Comfort. Write for Book of the Eye
by mail Free. Murine Eye Remedy Co, Chicago.
Cut Bank pioneer press. [volume] (Cut Bank, Mont.) 1909-current, 1914-07-10

DIR. Pierce's Pleasant Pellets regulate
and invigorate stomach, liver and bow
els. Sugar-coated, tiny, %granules, easy to
take. Do not grippe.
Cut Bank pioneer press. [volume] (Cut Bank, Mont.) 1909-current, 1914-07-10

Putnam Fadeless Dyes guaran.
tee satisfaction.
Iowa state bystander. [volume] (Des Moines, Iowa) 1894-1916, 1914-04-17
Progressive Interrogation.

A certain young mother had one
pronounced weakness, and that was
for millinery. Hats on shelves, hats
In boxes, hats everywhere-and
weighty affairs had, been known to
hang in the balance while decision
was being made from among the dis
tracing collection.
One morning she was dressing for
the street, and her four.year-old son
was idly watching her and at the same
same time seeking to Stake his thirst
for general information.
Mamma" he said, did George
Washington go to heaven?" 81
"Of course, DEAR"
Mamma, will you go to heaven
when you diet"
Il hope SO, dear" az . T.
A moment given over to silence,
then another question fell: 49,
Then, mamma, when you go to
heaven, will you meet George Wash
ington?"
Eyes, dear--1 suppose So" Her tone
was a tribe distracted. .'s5
"Then, mamma and the voice was
hushed with the import Of its ques-
ton, what haiti you wear?"
Iowa state bystander. [volume] (Des Moines, Iowa) 1894-1916, 1914-04-17
TO REMEMBER WHEN IRONING
Matters Of Consequence II One Would
Do Good Work and Preserve
the Clothes Handled. .o

First Of all the irons must be i'm.
maculately clean and suited to the
article to DO ironed. Irons come now
in all sizes. for all purposes.
Heat the irons slowly, but have
them very hot before starting, even II
they must be cooled later. Try them
on a soft clean cloth.
The ironing sheet also must be
clean. For fine lingerie cover the
ordinary ironing sheet with thin ma.
terial; for embroidery and lace use 4
Turkish towel, pinned tightly around
the board. To stiffen articles slightly
without starch rub them on the wrong
side with warm water and borax.
To clean the irons II starch sticks
rub them over fine emery paper. then
with little paraffin wrapped in mus
lin. II an iron becomes rusty scrub
1t with hot water and SOAP then rub
It very lightly with lard. Wipe 1t
carefully with absorbent cotton to re-
move all traces of the lard.
Never allow irons to get red hot,
as 1t takes the temper out. Do not
put hot iron In water to cool 1t:
stand 1t on one side for few min.
utes.
1t Is unwise to put irons directly
over the gas flame, as It spells the
iron. In the absence of special de.
vice for holding them use an asbestos
mat
When possible colored goods should
be ironed on the wrong side, then
pressed on the right. This brings out
the coloring. Atwood underwear
ought not to be ironed. as ironing
causes It to shrink.
Iowa state bystander. [volume] (Des Moines, Iowa) 1894-1916, 1914-04-17
HASH MADE WITH SALT FISH
Something Of a Novelty, and One Of
the Best Of Dishes for
Light Lunch.

Cover one.half pound OF salt f1sh
with cold water. bring to a boil and
drain. Do this three times. Cover
again with cold water and boil until
very tender. Pare six good sized po-
tatoes and boil until soft. Drain. Add
to the fish and chop together, not too
fne While the fish and potatoes are
cooking cut two or three slices OF fat
pork. Put In a fry pan. cover the
pork with cold water, bring to q scald
and drain. Return to the pan and
fry until a nice brown. This makes
the pork crisp. Take the pork from
the pan and put it where 1t will keep
hot. Now put the chopped fish and
potatoes into the pork fat and return
to the fire. Cook until well blended
with the fat, stirring lightly. When
well heated through set back to cook
slowly. running a knife around the
sides and under the cake. which must
be patted out nice and smooth and
size of the pan, but do not stir again.
When it Is a nice rich brown on the
dnder side fold It over. exactly like
On omelet, and serve on . hot platter.
9arnish with the fried pork cut in
small strips. This Is fine and - rich
and hearty enough with vegetable OF
some kind and dessert for dinner.
Iowa state bystander. [volume] (Des Moines, Iowa) 1894-1916, 1914-04-17
WALLPAPER Centuries Old.

The use of wallpaper apparently
commenced In the sixteenth century,
for piece Of wallpaper of the Tudor
period, which has been acquired by
the Victoria and Albert museum,
London, England, Is supposed to be
the earliest in existences. A newspa-
per representative was informed at
the museum that In order to secure
the paper part Of the wall had TO be
taken with 1t, and several men were
needed to move the exhibit. Evident
~ q black design was printed from q
.woodcut on q white surface. for there
ID no rich coloring. 'Honi soit Out
NAL y pense'' appears in the center Of;
the design, with . black and white
border-pattern. The Chinese have
used wallpapers for centuries, but the
modern system Of paper-hanging only
came into general use In Europe In
the beginning Of the nineteenth con-
fury - after the paper-mahing ma
chine was brought into practical use.
Iowa state bystander. [volume] (Des Moines, Iowa) 1894-1916, 1914-04-17
still Believe In WItehcsaft.

Witchcraft and sorcery are abroad
again in the old.world FranoOnia,
where seventeenth century home
steads harbor still 30 many medieval
survivals. A musician named Scher-
BEL OF the little village Of Posseck,
Upper Branconia, recently demanded
judicial protection against his fellow
villagers, who accused him of being q
master Of witchcraft, In league with.
the powers Of darkness, and finally
caused him to be feared and boycotted
throughout the district. Bailin Ell
mer was put in the dock, and WAS
obliged to admit that when Scherbel
touched his arm he promptly spat and
bade the old witch master" keep,
clear of him. At meeting In the.
village inn ELMER had told the VII
layers how Scherbel had bewitched
his pigs SO that they died and his
hens SO that they would not lay eggs.
And how Scherbers wife 'beWitched''
the butter SO that 1t went sour. The
whole village kept out of Scherbers
way to avoid the "evil eye,s, Scher-
bel said that life in Posseck would be
impossible II this continued. The court
fined ELMER 96, and informed the
villagers Of Posseck that they were
bigger fools than their own cattle,
Iowa state bystander. [volume] (Des Moines, Iowa) 1894-1916, 1914-04-17

While the other big league mana.
gers are worrying over their chances.
Connie Mack is figuring on the size Of
the crowds at the next worlds series.
Since Danny Murphy has departed,
only Plank and Davis are left from
the Athletic team that won the first
pennant for Philadelphia in 1902.
Manager Chance has big first
sacker on his roster. The .youngster
Is Henry Williams, who is sure he'll
stick at the f1rstbase job.
Hooks Wiltse of the Giants is 60
ing to try and pitch the moist ball this
summer Hooks has tried it in prac.
tise and it worked we'll.
Hughey Jennings says he wouldn't
part with Walter Pipp for $25, 900.
Hughey thinks he Is one Of the finest
prospects he ever saw.
The pen is mlghtier than the sword,
said the ball player. as he attached
his signature to one Of those Fed con.
tracts. 3 ~. ,-. = X
-, D.. ,s,2ss - 49, "zssy~':. ..'
Manager McGraw's secretary's nams
Is Sparrow. There may be something
behind the name at that.
Charley Herzog is showing his play.
ers few pointers in base running
Charles Is some runner.
Art Gregg, who formerly played for
the Cleveland Maps, Is q Brooklyn
Fed.
1t is likely that RUDE Vanguard will
again be the Giants star southpaw.
Iowa state bystander. [volume] (Des Moines, Iowa) 1894-1916, 1914-04-17
Looking for Quail.

The tourist who was anxious for
game entered western Texas hotel,
paused and looked around. Then he
quietly approached the desk and ad-
dressed the proprietor: ,
ANY quail about this neighbor-
hood?" ~ H.. a.. >e. , ST.. i%L,5 g
Quail" echoed the proprietor, with
an indulgent smile. They have be-
come 80 numerous around here that
they are q nuisance. The cook COM
plains that she can't throw a piece Of
toast out of the kitchen window but
four or five fat quails fight to see
which one shall get t."-Lippincott's.
Iowa state bystander. [volume] (Des Moines, Iowa) 1894-1916, 1914-04-17
ANIMAL C0URTsH|Ps
Wild Beasts Fall In Love, Marry
and Are Divorced.
Four Forms Of Marriage In q World
Who're Bachelors and splnstsrS Are
Very Rare QuaiItIss--soms
80. Facts From Scientists.

Surprising though the statement
may seem, 1t Is . fact borne out By
the careful study Of scientists, that
practically every form Of marriage
contract known to men, from free
love to the, soul mate theory, can b
found in the animal world, says Lon
don Tit-Bits. Male animals even have
their bachelor clubs. and that wonder
full naturalist, Ernest Thompson Sc
ton, has related how little societies
Of animals are established among
deer and antelopes. These societies
usually consist of three or four young
bucks who range and feed together In
perfect friendship. They are quite
happy, and never quarrel or fight un-
til some lady intrudes. But once Q
doe Joins the herd, goodby to peace.
The brothers fight among themselves.
while the doe looks ON and enjoys
the sport, until one of them drives or
the others and goes away with her.
There are four distinct forms of
marriage among homogeneous animals.
The first closely resembles the trial
marriage, and Is the type represented
by the mouse. The male selects q
mate, and is faithful to her az long
as she pleases him, and when she no
longer charms, he promptly divorces
her and finds another mate.
The second type of animal marriage
Is that which lasts during the breed
Ing season only. Some animals seek
their mates again next season, but
among rats, rabbits and squirrels the
separation is permanent, although
among foxes. coyotes and smaller ant.
mails, the father, who presumably
hates the worries Of domestic life, usu-
ally stays away until the children
have been reared, and then returns.
The third type Of animal marriage Is
that common among wild geese, pig.
cons and possibly owls. The union.
lasts through life. and If one of the
pair dies the other never seeks SEQ
ond mate. but mourns disconsolately
until death. ...s
The fourth type Of marriage II the
nearest approach to the ideal married
life, and, curiously enough. Is found
most commonly among wolves. Wolves
marry for life, and only the death Of
one leaves the other free to marry
again. Furthermore. there is even .
genuine display Of chivalry and A.
lection between such animals. 1t 10
recorded that two wolves in the Lon
don zoo were very Jealous Of each
other, and frequently quarreled. One
day, during an unusually furious dis
pute the male approached the female
.uriously as II to bite her. but Just az
he reached her he stopped 40 II held
back by something within him. The fe-
male then approached timidly, licked
his face, and domestic happiness va.
once more restored.
Iowa state bystander. [volume] (Des Moines, Iowa) 1894-1916, 1914-04-17
Leftover Mutton.

Cut some rather thick slices from
the remains Of leg Of mutton. 70
move the fat and skin and trim them
20 that they are the same size. About
IN hour before they are required place
them In q deep dish with few slices
Of onion between the pieces Of meat.
Sprinkle little black pepper and
nutmeg over them and cover with oil
and vinegar mixed together in the
proportion Of three tablespoonfuls Of
oil to one Of vinegar. Season q small
quantity Of fine white breadcrumbs
with celery salt and pepper, and mix
together with onion and minced pars-
ley. Wipe the slices Of meat when
they are taken from the pickle. dip
them into beaten egg and cover them
thickly with the prepared crumbs. Al
low the crumbs to harden on the
slices of meat for ten or fifteen min.
utes and fry quickly in plenty OF boil
Ing fat. Drain and serve with spin
ach or cabbage and piquant sauce.
Iowa state bystander. [volume] (Des Moines, Iowa) 1894-1916, 1914-04-17
IL WARNING.

AS these death-defying phrases are
being propelled to press, word comes
to us that the demand for colored
wigs will soon be abundant and that
the two favored fashion tints will be
purple and green.
Less than 100 years ago the most
appealing outdoor sport among q good
many Indians was to rush upon their
prey, first tomahawk their victims and
then tear their reeking scalps loose
with savage yells Of exultation.
We have never tomahawked or
scalped q woman In our life, a. far az
we can remember, but II We ever
meet . dame attached to purple or
green wig and there Is tomahawk.
Ratchet, az. baseball bat or brick in
quick reach, we state natly right here
that we will not be responsible for
what may happen. We have an iron
will, one that is under wonderful con-
troll. but after all there are certain
limits.-Colliers +. g.. =
Iowa state bystander. [volume] (Des Moines, Iowa) 1894-1916, 1914-04-17
Full Panel.

& The Jurors filed into the jury-box,
and after all the IL seats were filled
there still remained one Juror stand
ing outside. H., ..:@ Lib =
II the court please" said the clerk.
they have made . mistake and sent
~ IS Jurors instead Of IL. What do
you want with this extra one = XII
What 10 your name?' asked the
Judge Of the extra man. Y,
Joseph A. Braines," he replied.
"Mr. Clerk" said the Judge, take
this man back to the jury commission
ers and tell them we don't need him
as we already have here IL men with
out Braines. The Green Bag.
Iowa state bystander. [volume] (Des Moines, Iowa) 1894-1916, 1914-04-17
Brajsed Veal,

Take a piece of shoulder weighing
iive pounds. Have bone removed and
tie up meat to make 1t firm. Put
piece of butter size Of half an egg, to-
gether with a few shavings OF onion.
into a kettle and let get hot. Salt and
pepper the veal and put into kettle.
cover tightly and put over medium
ire until meal Is brown on both sides.
turning 1t occasionally. Then set ket-
tie on back Of stove where 1t will
simmer slowly for about two and one
half hours. Before setting meat on
back Of stove see II the juice Of the
meat, together with the butter, makes
gravy enough, and II not. add a lit
tie hot water. When gravy is cold 1t
will be like jelly. Serve gravy hot
with hot meat or cold with cold meat
Iowa state bystander. [volume] (Des Moines, Iowa) 1894-1916, 1914-04-17

WORLD

Coach Guy Nickalls of the Yale
crews has announced the makeup Of
the varsity eight for the present al
follows: Bow, Coshman; No. 2. Meyer;
No. 3, Jenkinson; No. 4. Ropp; No. g.
sturtevant; No. 6. Rogers; No. Z, Cap
tain Denegre; stroke, Gilf'llan; COX
swain, Moore.
The ranks of former famous Ameri
can athletes now serving as Olympic
trainers In Europe will be augmented
with the sailing Of Alfred Forbes Cope
land to assume his position as head
coach OF the Austrian Olympic tean
for the Berlin games Of 1916.
A boxing contest for the hyweight
championship Of the world between
Percy Jones Of Wales and Eugene Cri
oui OF France was decided In the
stadium at Liverpool and ended in a
victory for the Welshman on points.
The grand American handicap, the
blue ribbon event among the trapshoot'
ers Of this country, will for the second
time in succession be shot at Dayton,
O., beginning September, Z, and will
continue i've days.
John L. Sullivan comes to bat with
the announcement that the athletic
games Of the Panarha-Pacihc exposi.
ton are to be the greatest which ever
have been staged. .'.
Tommy Ryan, the old box-flghter,
says that the fistic game has changed
for the better, but that the pugilists
are getting too much for their services
today. ss.. A4
Even though Willie Hoppe is an ex.
merit with the worries, he is seldom
forced to play his head on in order to
win.
Johnny Coulon is the baldest-headed
champion the ring has seen since Ruby
Bob Fitx lost to Jefnes. 49,
- sDA ,@a
Some folks think that The Guide
will be baby that will give Geers
q ride in the M. & M. &c..
Here's why Battling" Levinsky
fights 50 often: He never has to train
to take on any flesh. .5..g
D / y f . =. ~ ID 4 %
Badly McGregor. 2:06%, has been
sold by the Austrians to the Russians
~ $4,000.
Iowa state bystander. [volume] (Des Moines, Iowa) 1894-1916, 1914-04-17
Cheer Replace oron.

For years 1t has been the tradition
al custom Of the car of Russia to
drink the health Of the troops after
reviews and parades. Emperor Mich
olas has Just intimated to the min
lister Of war that this custom is now
abrogated, but that the commander Of
the troops Is authorized to propose
cheers for the car and other mem
bers OF the imperial family. VI;
Iowa state bystander. [volume] (Des Moines, Iowa) 1894-1916, 1914-04-17
Veal scallop.

Chop cold roast veal very fine. nut
a layer In the bottom Of pudding
dish, season with salt and pepper,
cover with layer Of rolled crackers
and bits Of butter; wet well with
milk and continue until dish Is full.
Wet the whole with broth and milk;
invert pan over It 80 as TO retain
steam and bake half hour.
Iowa state bystander. [volume] (Des Moines, Iowa) 1894-1916, 1914-04-17
LInoIeum Polish.

Odds and ends Of candles will make
an Inexpensive polish for linoleum.
Use about equal parts OF candle scraps
and common turpentine. Place in q
far and stand where 1t is warm, un-
til the grease is quite melted. then al
low to cool, where it will be soft and
creamy. Use with q soft cloth and pol
ish with second soft cloth. A little
OF the grease will go long way.
Iowa state bystander. [volume] (Des Moines, Iowa) 1894-1916, 1914-04-17
Cabbage Salad.

Chop cabbage fine. Salad dressing,
put together in order given: One cup
ful sugar, one teasDoonful mustard;
mix cupful sugar, one teaspoonful mus.
tard: mix thoroughly: add small piece
Of butter; cream az for cake; one egg
beaten, one-half scant cupful milk or
cream; beat all together; lastly one
half scant cupful vinegar. &$
This salad dressing can be made in
two minutes, as 1t needs no cooking,
and will keep as long as you wish.
Fine on lettuce. s <4f
Iowa state bystander. [volume] (Des Moines, Iowa) 1894-1916, 1914-04-17

Frank J. Navin, owner of the Detroit
Tigers. likes giants for pitchers. The
bigger they are the better they suit
him. He's got what he wants in this
years crop Of hurlers. There are eight
six-footers on the Detroit staff, two Of
them shoot up six feet six inches in
the air.
Here are the figures on the giant
twirling crew:
Iowa state bystander. [volume] (Des Moines, Iowa) 1894-1916, 1914-04-17
Reversible Recollection

"You don't remember much that
happened after you reached the Mex,
lean border VA
NO" replied the Texas ranger.
8"But we knew what was going to hap.
pen before we started." " I'M N
Iowa state bystander. [volume] (Des Moines, Iowa) 1894-1916, 1914-04-17
Radlum In Jamaica,

A cablegram from Kingston to the
London Times reports that an Eng
ush expert claims after prolonged
prospecting to have discovered an ex-
tensive radium deposit on Jamaican
mountain. A sample sent to the
United States for analysis has been
pronounced to be satisfactory.
Iowa state bystander. [volume] (Des Moines, Iowa) 1894-1916, 1914-04-17
p..y work Means Production

Real work consists Of producing
something. No matter what It Is,
whether splitting fence posts or rolling
barrels from the point where they are
not wanted to the point where they
are, its qualification lies In the fact
that something Is done for which man
kind will be the better. 52ss
Iowa state bystander. [volume] (Des Moines, Iowa) 1894-1916, 1914-04-17
WAYS to Truth.

There are two ways Of reaching
truth-by reasoning It and by feeling
It out. All the profoundest truths are
felt out. The deep chances into truth
are rot by love. Love man, that is
the. best way of understanding him.
Feel a truth, that II the only way oe
comprehending TT. w. Robertson.
Iowa state bystander. [volume] (Des Moines, Iowa) 1894-1916, 1914-04-17
Displaced.

Don't you sometimes regret your
retirement from official life?"
Well" replied the man who used
TO- be great, 1T Is q little dishearten-
Ing to find all the humorous stories
formerly associated with me coming
out with another mans name attached
to them" Il N u. :.ls.s "A Vi IA 1,
Iowa state bystander. [volume] (Des Moines, Iowa) 1894-1916, 1914-04-17
LOSING a Mark,

Bob-Ain't it awful that Dick 10 60
ing to get married?
Jack-What's awful about It? !.
Bob-Why, Dick was such an easy
guy to borrow money from!-Puck.
Iowa state bystander. [volume] (Des Moines, Iowa) 1894-1916, 1914-04-17
Naturally Fortified.

Il am afraid that man Is going To-
say something he win be sorry for
Don't worry, replied Miss Cay.
enne; people who make 9 speciality
OF reckless talk seldom have the dis
csrnment to be sorry" \ III
Iowa state bystander. [volume] (Des Moines, Iowa) 1894-1916, 1914-04-17
Yet How Did He Known

Servant-Why have you put colored
water with q strong taste Of mint into
your brandy, sir Such Lack Of conf.
dance cfsends Pels AalA
Iowa state bystander. [volume] (Des Moines, Iowa) 1894-1916, 1914-04-17
Rut. Hates to Wear Il.

But Hates to Wear Il. 5,.
When man gets his first full dress
suit he is 50 proud Of 1t that he wants
!, keep It On al day. Cincinnati In
oniree.
Iowa state bystander. [volume] (Des Moines, Iowa) 1894-1916, 1914-04-17

What q. fine library you haye!
Eyes, replied Mr.. Cumrox. The
architect said the house wouldn't be
complete without ON"