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The Lambertville record. [volume] (Lambertville, N.J.) 1872-1968, 1914-11-12
THURSDAY, NOVEMBER II, 1914
HITS FROM SHARP WITS

HITS FROM SHARP WITS
To have your advice valued, put
price on 1t.
False pride is one Of the worst enc
mics of thrift.
Some men never borrow trouble;
they just buy it straight out.
II you must fret and worry, get away
by yourself. They are catching.
Wisdom is the high brow name for
common sense-Albany Journal
Those who drive for all are usually
optimists and always we'll wishers.
Some of the best sermons ever
preached have been the sermons
preached in silence.
It's a wise hero who recognizes the
passing of the period of worship of
him.-Albany Journal
1t used to be that manners made the
man. Today it is motors that make
the man.-Deseret News.
A crouch gets what is left after the
cream has been skinned off the milk
of human kindness.-Toledo Blade.
Only a man who has more money
than sense can afford to be sarcas-
tic.-Memphis Commercial Appeal.
Why should we think the wisest
man fool should he continually say,
II told you so?"-Florida Times-Union.
There is seldom a streak of sarcasm
that is not connected up with an I'M
wholesome liver-Milwaukee Senti-
mel.
The reason some men can boast
that their wives are not extravagant
is that they never give them any
money to spend
Outlines 1T happens that feeling
letter" is the one the kid at college
writes to mother preliminary to max
ing touch from dad.-Philadelphi
Inquirer.
Things are not always what they
seem" remarked the Man on the Car.
Take pesthouse, for example; there
m
ledo Blade.
The chorus girl will soon be thing
of the past, together with the mu-
steal comedy, says producer. Whom
will millionaire's sons elope with p
Milwaukee Sentinel.
The Lambertville record. [volume] (Lambertville, N.J.) 1872-1968, 1914-11-12
SAYS THE OWL

Never try to take passengers Gu
your hobby.
The test of time will tell whether
advice is good or bad.
The man who burns money should
have asbestos fingers.
Poverty is not quite so bad when it
is kept behind the curtain.
1t is better to have a boil than
crouch. You can usually cure tha
boil.
The wisdom of marrying for money
depends entirely on the amount Sc
cured.
The Lambertville record. [volume] (Lambertville, N.J.) 1872-1968, 1914-11-12
The DeKoven Male Quartet

so pleased our people last year that there was uni
versa demand forther return. There is no more pleas
ing male quartet. Mr. Foote is one Of the cleverest
readers we have ever heard.
The Lambertville record. [volume] (Lambertville, N.J.) 1872-1968, 1914-11-12
The Boston Lyrics

come to us with a wonderful reputation to sustain
For talent and versatility this trio stands unsurpassed
It is one of the most successful musical companies OF
the lyceum platform
The Lambertville record. [volume] (Lambertville, N.J.) 1872-1968, 1914-11-12
SOME POPULAR LIES

ooh, no! Our baby never cries at
night"
Madam, an operation is absolutely
necessary"
"You are the first man who has ever
kissed me-"
my firm could scarcely get along
without me-"
You'll find the doormats on the
seventh floor"
The Lambertville record. [volume] (Lambertville, N.J.) 1872-1968, 1914-11-12
DR.. Cairns

is one of the very greatest of American lecturers
He combines rare wit with the highest type of Irish
oratory His subject will probably be |'Unce Sam on
the Water Wagon" This is the great lecture recently
delivered before the 5000 delegates to the great Tenn
perance Jubilee at Columbus Ohio 1t stirred the vast
audience to delrum of enthusiasm and attracted at
tention from to ocean, Don't miss hearing this
great orator.
The Lambertville record. [volume] (Lambertville, N.J.) 1872-1968, 1914-11-12
FLOWER LOVERS DICTIONARY

Anemone is an Indian name, mean
ing wild flower.
Kalmia is named for the Swedish
botanist, Kahn.
Fuchsia is named for the Swedish
botanist, Fuchs.
Magnolia got it's name from Magnol
and Poinsettia from Poinsett.
Wistaria takes it's name from Pro.
lessor Wistar, of Philadelphia.
Vernonia Gronwood) was named
after an English botanist, Vernon.
Claytonia is named for John Clay
ton, and Comptonia for Bishop Comp
ton, one of the seven bishops.
The common name of Car-di-os-per-
mum hal-i-cac-a- bum is either puff
vine, love vine, or balloon vine.-F. G..
Rice, in Kansas City Star.
The Lambertville record. [volume] (Lambertville, N.J.) 1872-1968, 1914-11-12
FROM THE PENCILS POINT

Human nature sets a man up as a
Judge of his neighbor.
Every time she loses SO cents she
worries a dollars worth.
Sometimes a girl does young man
a great favor by jilting him.
The only cheap thing that satisfies
a giddy woman is compliment.
The Lambertville record. [volume] (Lambertville, N.J.) 1872-1968, 1914-11-12

Under the auspices Of the Citizens Literary
Society, for the season Of 1914-l5, will be
one Of the most delightful that the Committee
has ever offered.
The daily Alaskan., 1914-10-05
NOTICE TO CREDITORS

Having been appointed administr2 tor of the estate of Henry Cate Bowman, deceased, by the Commis- sioner for the Territory of Alaska sitting in Probate in skagway Pre- cinct, Alaska, all persons having claims against said estate are re- Quired to present them, verified as by law prescribed, within six months from the date of this notice to the undersigned administrator at his residence or place of busi- ness in the Town of Skagway, Al aska.
 Dated September 23, 1914.
 GEORGE W. DILLON,
 Administrator. H. B. Le Fevre, Attorney for Ad- ministratcr, Juneau, Alaska. First publication Sept. 25, 1914. Final publication October Is, 1914.
The daily Alaskan., 1914-10-05
THE GOLD TEST.
lts Use In Diagnosing Diseases of the
 Brain and Nerves.

lts Use In Diagnosing Diseases of the
 Brain and Nerves.
 Like the weird remedies and tests Of medicine in the middle ages are some of the latest means science has devised to detect and classify forms of insanity and brain affections. Salts of gold in solution, drcps of spinal l fluid, bits of the tissue from the coy- ering of a normal persons brain and various other similar materials are the means employed.
 The gold test, for instance, Is used to prove definitely the existence of paresis, meningitis and several other forms of nervous diseases, though in practice 1t is used mostly as cor roborative proof rather than the only proof. Solutions of salt of gold of carefully graduated strength are put into test tubes, with the weakest so- lutions at one end of the row grad ing up to the strongest at the other end.
 Fluid from the spinal column of the person who Is being examined Is then dropped into the tubes. The presence of certain kinds of brain or nervous trouble is then indicated by the col ors produced in some of the tubes. The particular color produced ard the strength of the solution that shows the color strongest give the clew to the kind of disease.
 Another peculiar test for certain oth- CT kinds of brain trouble is to take a drop of blood from the person exam ined and place in it prepared solu- ton from tiny particle of brain cov- ering of a normal person. Epilepsy causes an easily detected reaction on the combined solution, while other brain disturbances are detected by similar process, using other materials In the same way.-Saturday Evening Post.
 Athletic VocaIization.
 'Ts ventriloquist person who throws his voice?" asked Mir. Lobrow. 'So to speak"
 "Well, we've got one next door to us She hasn't thrown 1t yet, but she is giving 1t a terrible struggle. e."-Wash. ington Star.
The daily Alaskan., 1914-10-05

Every one learns from his own eXpe- rience; the wise learn also from the e1. perience of others.
The daily Alaskan., 1914-10-05

Mrs. Highstrung's maid leaves her at a very iuopportune time, as she has inst received a telegram from some friends that they will arrive in the city, fin time for luncheon. Jim. the hired man tells her of a good Swedish cook and Mrs. Highstrung sends him post haste after her. The new maid abso- lutely cannot cook, and the meal she prepares arouses the ire of Mrs. High strung, who attempts to discharge her. The antics of the cook trying to eyade the mistress and her guests are scream Ingly funny. C'Sweedie the Swatter.~
The daily Alaskan., 1914-10-05

In Mrs. Billington's First Case" she has been a law student for number of years and, much against the wish es of her husband, determines to take a case as soon as she receives her dipio- ma. Her husband, a prominent attor- ney, discovers who her client Is and pays the prosecuting attorney a hand some sum to allow him to handle the case. Mrs. Ellington Is defeated by her husband, and the humiliation stings her to the core. She later agrees that the woman's place Is at home, and the river of marital happiness runs smooth once more.
The daily Alaskan., 1914-10-05

In willie walrus and the Awful Confession" Willie accidentally gets on the trail of a terrible mystery.
 Willie goes on the trail 4 negro woman coming from a butcher shop with a carelessly wrapped piece of meat leaves a grewsome trail, and Willie follows.
 The trouble all started when Bessie Pumpkin wrote c denunciation of Harold Harbrave as one page In her forthcoming novel. The paper blew away. Bessie, too, went on the trail, assisted by her hero. In the end VII. lie gets the worst of is, and the lady is at liberty to continue her literary work.
The daily Alaskan., 1914-10-05

"rTIs STOLEN FORTUNE" Is a delightfully."- convincing tale ot
 a young American who inher- it's n lor of money from an uncle. A letter discovered later says the money was stolen by his deceased relation and he sets about finding the real own or After countless troubles he finds if vos just a test of his honesty and that he really owns it all.
The daily Alaskan., 1914-10-05

"The Ever Gallau. Marquis" by Ash ley Miller. The marquis, through his impulsive and romantic disposition, be- comes obnoxious to the hotel guests. In placing a wager he is implicated in a duel with Henry, whom he believes he has killed. To leave the country is his only chance of escdpe.
The daily Alaskan., 1914-10-05
Shrank From the Job.

Angry Customer-You certainly took an execrable photograph of me. Pho tographer-But, sir, my plates are sen- sitive es.-Baltimore American.
The daily Alaskan., 1914-10-05

nfeTy Oue lSaIliS IIOlu HIS ONu GApG- rience; the wise learn also from the e1. perience of others.
 Paris In 1775.
 Crime was so rife in the good city of Paris in the year 1775 that half a dozen corpses were shown most morn. ings in the morgue, and nets were low cred each night from the Pont Neut to catch the persons thrown over by the cutthroats. Yet the punishments were by no means lenient and Jekyn gives a horrible description of how he had seen a criminal broken on the wheel without stirring from the bal cony of his own apartment when Monsieur de Paris" discharged the duty of his office in bag, wig and ruff hes and bien poudre.
 How Coal Is Wasted.
 A locomotive equipped with a three inch pop safety valve on boiler with POO pounds steam pressure will waste 14G.7 pounds of steam and about twen- ty pounds of coal every minute during which it is blowing off. This means that from 1000 to 10000 pounds of coal are often wasted each month by , single Iocomotive.-New York Post.
The daily Alaskan., 1914-10-05

Copyright, Panama Pacific International Exposition Co., northern of the arcbed
 the main western entrance to the palace ana
 columns adnng this GAS og and contrast with the creah ray of which the walls are composed spndre the vestbue EIais Padgian In archtcur style early Roman The architect Clarence h. S
The daily Alaskan., 1914-10-05

Princess Mona Darkfeather Is the most famous Indian actress in the movies. She has done more to show film fans the real life of the aborigine than any other living person.
South Bend news-times. (South Bend, Ind.) 1913-1938, 1914-03-31
PLYMOUTH.

The condition OF Mrs. DR.. Loring
who underwent a severe operation at
Chicago last week, is reported by DR..
Loring, who is in attendance, as hope
full and the patient is improving.
Mr.. and Mrs. Lloyd Bowel returned
TO Fort Wayne Monday. Mrs. Bowel
had spent three weeks with her people
here.
John r. Losey, jeweler, who was
quite i'll for a week, was able to be at
his store Monday
AlOnzo Walker, druggist, is at home
from Indianapolis and may take a
position with the Model store.
Frank +. Brooke, of Seattle, Wash,
is visiting his grandmother, Mrs. ]. Z.
Brooke, and aunt Mrs. Estella Helms.
The Presbyterian church COM
menced Monday night a series of spe-
cial meetings to continue two weeks
The Wesleyan Methodists commenced
also a revival meeting in their own
church Monday night, to continue in
definitely.
The funeral service for John Pfen-
der who died Friday, was held Sun
day afternoon. He was SO years Of
age.
Miss Bright Camp. a former we'll
known teacher of this city. was mar
South Bend news-times. (South Bend, Ind.) 1913-1938, 1914-03-31
BERRIEN SPRINGS.

Mrs. NJ. j. Keeling returned Satur-
day to her home in Buchanan after
a weeks visit with her sister, Mrs.
Olus Skinner.
Mrs. Myles BOwerman and children
of Niles are visitors at the home of
Mrs. Henry Bowerman.
Burton BurgOyne visited relatives
in South Bend Friday.
Mrs. r. 5. Pennell of this place,
died at the EpwOrth hospital in
South Bend Friday morning, follow
ing an operation for removal of tu-
NOR The body was brought home
Saturday morning Mrs. Pencil was
90 years of age and had been i'll for
the past year. She leaves a husband.
five sons. Carl, Day, Jude, Lloyd and
Lyle, two daughters. Mrs. Laura
Knight and Mrs. Hattie Rouse, two
brothers, Era and Luther futile, and
two sisters, Mrs. Amelia Wilson and
Mrs. Anna Michael.
The funeral service was held at
the Baptist church Sunday afternoon,
conducted by Rev. A. w Littrell.
Mrs. Pennell was one of the charter
members of this church and was an
active worker. Hers was a beautiful
Christian life and she always had a
happy smile and a helpful word. The
many beautiful flowers and the many
~ menus az INC AuIeIdl service pore
loving tribute to her memory
Mrs j. j.. Gillespie visited her
daughter. Mrs. Dennis Hagerty, in
South Bend Saturday.
The local school closed Friday for
a weeks vacation. The out-of-tOwn
teachers are visiting home people.
Misses Edith and Grace Mccullough
We're South Bend visitors Saturday.
About so friends Of Mr. and Mrs.
]. j.. Perkins gathered at their home
Friday evening. Mr. and Mrs Perk-
ms were much surprised at their un-
expected appearance but gave them a
hearty welcome. A social evening
was enjoyed and pOt-luck luncheon
served. The host and hostess were
given a beautiful rocking chair from
the Aid society and Sunday school
of the NJ. +. church. Mrs. Perkins
South Bend news-times. (South Bend, Ind.) 1913-1938, 1914-03-31

moment he hesitated But in the few
weeks that Mrs. Griffen had been in
New York. she had grown very fond
OF Helen, and was grateful for being
taken about the city in which she felt
so bewildered. And now as her eyes
met her husbands they must have held
an unusual appeal, for he said laugh
ingly:
"AH right. Mrs Curtis is included.
and I'm sure the trip viii be more
successful if she's along Now you
talk it over tonight and let me know
I'm the morning"
Later when they left the hotel, they
rode almost half the way home before
either Of Of them spoke. Helen was
almost afraid TO venture any question
or comment. for she knew by Warren's
frOwning eyes that he was thinking in
tently and did not wish 10 be question
ed. But at last she could bear the
silence no longer.
"Oh, do you think we could 'go?" in
almost an awed tone.
Don't know. Can't settle a thing
like that in a moment. That's Grif-
fen's way Of doing busiress-but it's
not mine. He's all right, he's square
and all that, but I'm not sure that /
want 10 leave my affairs here and go
off on an uncertainty. 1t would mean
all of six weeks. I'd have at least a
month there. That's good long
time"
To Helen. whose brain had been in
a whirl at the mere thought OF a trip
abroad, Warren's hesitation had a sub
DUNG effect It seemed such a won
derful Oportunity-a month in London
with AL expenses paid.
\ Magical Phrase.
To most women that phrase 'all ex-
penses paid, seems a magical one.
They never consider the time or the
business lost in other ways. They con-
slider only that there Will be mo ex-
penses". For a woman invariably
OverlOOks the bigger things for the
smaller, and more obvious
But Warren. If you do decide TO
go-dO you think / could really go,
tOO?"
'If you go I'll pay your expenses.
You're not an object OF charity"
But, dear. they wouldn't look at it
that way
We'll, would"
Helen turned away her face to hide
her tremulOus disappointment Then
she could not go.
Did Warren really believe it would
seem like charity for Mr.. Griffen to
pay her. expenses? Or was this atti-
tude only a preteXt? Did he simply
not want her TO go2
South Bend news-times. (South Bend, Ind.) 1913-1938, 1914-03-31

is superintendent of the Sunday
school. They will soon move to their
farm south of town for the summer
months.
Misses Kathryn Mars and Esther
Handleman visited friends in South
Bend Saturday.
Mrs. Lydia Paul has returned TO
Baroda after a three weeks visit with
her daughter, Mrs A. y. Schadel.
Harvey Cady is seriously i'll at his
home on Cass st.
Mr.. and Mrs. John Boyle visited
friends in St. Joseph Saturday.
Mrs. w. A. Smith Of South Bend
was a weekend visitor at the home
Of her parents, Mr.. and Mrs. J. c.
HOopingarner.
Miss Mabel Edwards has returned
TO her home in DOwagiac after q
weeks visit at the home of her aunt.
Mrs. T. +. Patterson.
The Royal NeighbOrs held their
regular meeting Friday evening
Mary and James Graham are at
home for a weeks vacation. They
are students at the NJ. A. c. at
Lansing.
Call at the Coliseum Garage and see
the Apperson Jack Rabbit and Krit
AutOmobiI Ad -
South Bend news-times. (South Bend, Ind.) 1913-1938, 1914-03-31

Serge the standby Of the well-dress-
ed woman, is again used in the con-
structiOn of the one-piece frock. A
very pretty, soft shade Of blue is used
for this design, and the belt and collar
are Of black MORE.
The skirt is plain, except for deep
tuck between the knees and hips, and
the waist has vest Of white or pale
ecru cloth, trimmed with tiny dark
blue buttons.
A series of inch-wide tucks at the
shoulders add to the effectiveness of
South Bend news-times. (South Bend, Ind.) 1913-1938, 1914-03-31

rie1 Monday at the home of her moth
er in Camden, Ind. She is a sister of
Mrs G. w. Metsker.
The Misses Edna Bortree and Helen
Thompson and MeSsrs. Arnold Guilt
son and Otis Williams attended a the
alter party at South Bend Monday
night
Mr. and Mrs. z. T. ConlOn of South
Bend, were here to attend the funeral
of John Pfender.
The friends of Miss Sarah Pierce
learned Monday of her death, the re-
suit of an accident in Chicago last
South Bend news-times. (South Bend, Ind.) 1913-1938, 1914-03-31

week. She had spent a week here
with her aged mother and returned
to her work in Chicago. The body
was cremated Friday as was the dis
position made of other members of
the family after death.
The prohibidonists or Marshall
county have reorganized for the cam
paign and have put full county tick
ct in the field. Henry Zechiel Of
Union township, was chosen county
chairman, and Amos Yark of West
township is secretary and treasurer.
South Bend news-times. (South Bend, Ind.) 1913-1938, 1914-03-31

the waist. The dress is inexpensive
and at the same time dressy, for
changes may be rung in on the vest
snd collar. varying the effect Of the de-
sign.
To make it requires yards Of A.
inch serge and yard Of 36-inch MORE.
If the vest is not adjustable u yard
Of 36-inch material, or "a yard Of "a
inch cloth will make II.
The design should not exceed So In
cost, and this allows for an excellent
quality Of serge and moire.
South Bend news-times. (South Bend, Ind.) 1913-1938, 1914-03-31

Call at the Coliseum Garage and see
the Apperson Jack Rabbit and Krit
Advt.
South Bend news-times. (South Bend, Ind.) 1913-1938, 1914-03-31
In The Realm Of The Woman Reader

BY MABEL HERBERT URNER.
The Calumet news. [volume] (Calumet, Mich.) 1907-1938, 1914-08-21
INTERESTED IN FIRST AID
AND RESCUE CONTESTS
OFFICIALS AND WORkMEN OF
QUINCY MINE WILL WATCH
EVENTS CLOSELY.

Officials and workmen OF the Quin-
cy mine are interested in the first aid
rescue contest, which is to be held in
Ishpeming August 81, when teams
from all Lake Superior districts Will be
entered. According to those in charge
OF the first aid work at Quincy, 1t Is
unlikely that contest team will be
sent from that location.
one reason in particular why the
Quincy officials and workmen are
awaiting with eagerness the results Of
this contest is that but recently the
mine rescue car was stationed at
Quincy location and all were given
instructions in the use Of the appara-
tus and the care OF injured miners.
First aid contests have been of the
greatest value I'm creating the interest
necessary to make this work practi-
CAL The committee in charge OF the
contest to be held at Ishpeming has
prepared twenty flrst-aid problems
from which ten will be selected for
the contest on the morning the events
are scheduled to take place. The prob
lens follow, according to a copy re-
ceived here:
One-man events-Treat a lacerated
wound OF the forehead and a lacerated
wound of the palm of the right hand,
| treat a lacerated wound on the point
Of the left shoulder and scald of the
| right hand and right forearm; right
cheek cut and bleeding; treat simple
fracture OF the right collarbone and a
simple fracture OF the lower jaw.
Two-men events-Treat dislocated
| shoulder and simple fracture OF right
leg; flesh torn off back Of left hand;
compound fracture of right arm.
Three-men events-Left ear torn
off left shoulder dislocated; com
pound fracture Of left leg; hands face
neck, arms and hands burned with ig-
milton OF acetylene gas.
Four-man events-Patients uncon-
scious from gas inhalation; right fore
arm broken; improvise stretcher and
carry so feet; man is found lying on
his back on a live electric wire UNI
|
demonstrate three methods Of his re-
moval treat and carry on stretcher SO
feet.
Team events-Treat a broken knee
cap and a fracture of the ribs; treat
fractured right ankle and a fracture
OF the left upper arm; treat a man
insensible from drowning (any method
Of artificial respiration may be used;
treat broken neck; treat a compound
fracture of the middle third of the
right thigh accompanied by violent
bleeding; left leg cut off six inches be-
low knee; simple fracture Of right
leg; right hand cut off by motor
wheels dlslocated left hip; simple
fracture of right thigh; fifth and sixth
ribs on left side broken; compound
fracture OF right wrist, with bright
blood bleeding; simple fracture of both
forearms: great toe on right foot cut
off: treat and two men carry 90 feet
without stretcher.