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Harrisburg telegraph. [volume] (Harrisburg, Pa.) 1879-1948, 1914-12-17

FOUND-A place to give your clothes
A new lease of life at Eggerts Steam
DyeinG and French Cleaning Works,
12i5 Market street. We call and de-
liver Both phones.
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MAI MANLrU U--AiaIe

WANTED - Two men to travel with
manager; experience not necessary.
Write Z. r. Hager, General Delivery,
City.
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MONEY FOR SAIAARIED PEOPLE
and others upon their own namea-
Cheap rates. easy payments. confdeu'
Adam. = Co.. n. sO4. 5 N. Market Sc.
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ROOMS FOR RENT

FOR RENT - Exceptionally desir-
able parlor and bedroom, furnishedi
references required. Bell phone 6l5W.
Address 7f9 North Sixth street.
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DIED

EATON - On December 16, 1914, Abram
A. Eaton. aged 76 years.
from his late residence, 1885 Market
street. Burial Kingsley, Pa, Saturday
afternoon. The relatives and friends
notice.
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FOR RENT - 1899 Logan street. two
story brick: all conveniences. Apply r.
NJ. Shope: Tailor. Thirteenth and
Howard
FOR RENT Houses with all improve
ments at moderate rentals. j. L. Gipple.
1851 Market street.
Harrisburg telegraph. [volume] (Harrisburg, Pa.) 1879-1948, 1914-12-17

FOR RENT - Large store room, with
cellar, also unfurnished rooms for light
housekeeping. Inquire at 1928 Derry
street.
Harrisburg telegraph. [volume] (Harrisburg, Pa.) 1879-1948, 1914-12-17

WANTED = Boy for general work
around store; must come recommended
Apply Grand Union Tea Co, EOS North
second street.
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SEMENS - On Sunday, December 10,
1914, Reuben Clemens, at his home,
in Progress, Pa, aged rs years.
Funeral on Friday morning, at 10
o'clock, from his late residence. The
relatives and friends are invited to at
tend without further notice. Burial
Shoop's Cemetery,
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WANTED = An intelligent white girl
for child's nurse. Good wages. Refer
ences required. Address N, 1852, care
of Telegraph.
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MUMPER - Mrs. Mary j. MumpeI, on
December 16. 1914, at her home.
bridge street, EllSwood, New Cumber-
land, after short illness.
Funeral on Saturay, December -, at
10 o'clock. from her late residence: The
Rev. T. ]. Ferguson viii ofhciate. Burial
at Silver Springs Presbyterian Gene
terry. The relatives and friends are in
Nited to attend without further notice.
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Central Storage Co.

Central Storage Co.
CORNER COURT and CRANBERRY
STREETS, Harrisburg, Pa Bell phone
New Four-story Building Private
rooms-Furniture and china packing a
specialty-Heated rooms for pianos and
perishable goods.
STORAGE - 40 Broad street, for
household goods and merchandise. PHI
vate rooms. 81 to So. Wagons. 75 cents
per month. Apply d. Cooper 6 Co. ali
Broad street. Both Dhones.
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FOR RENT - Nicely furnished
rooms for light housekeeping; entire
second lioor; Bell phone and all con-
veniences; parties with children need
not apply. 80 North Seventeenth street.
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AGENTS WANTED
HELP WANTED-FcmaIc

WANTED - Young white girl, who
can go home nights. to care for child
five years old. Apply go Broad street
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SITUATIONS wANTED-Femaie

WANTED - BY honest, reliable,
middle-aged widow, position as house,
keeper for middle-aged widower, or
cook; city preferred; can give refer
ences il desired. Address p. o. Box &C,
Harrisburg, Pa.
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WANTED - Middle-aged woman for
general housework; good wages to
right party. Apply 1908 Market street
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FOR RENT - 1891 Market street; s
rooms and bath; large yard; store room
vice Shoe Repairing Co, 1891 Mark ct
street.
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HIiAI. EsTA1E FOR RENT

FOR RENT - 1886 Jefferson street.
ali improvements, $1,000 per month In
quire Augustus Wildman, s206 North
Third street.
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WANTED - Colored woman desires
work of any kind at hotel or boarding.
house. Call, or address. 1OSla Christy
Court.
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FOR EXCHANGE
EOk lskNT

DESK in well-furnished office, with
full privileges of same; rent cheap. In
quire 429 Droad street, to IL A. NJ.
Phone 3613J1.
Bank Building, first floor front Rent,
$500 per month. Can be used :ss an
office or small store room.
Gilpin observer., 1914-07-16

Denver.-Harold F. Henwood. who
shot and killed Sylvester l. Won Phul
and George q. Copeland May "a, 1911.
must be hanged In the week beginning
Oct rs next, according to decision
OF the Supreme Court.
The decision affirmed the judgment
of death entered against Henwood at
his second trial, a year ago, and fixed
a new date for execution of the judg-
ment. which had been stayed by the
appeal.
The decision was written by Justice
Gabbert, and the other justices con-
CURED, except Justice White, who dis
sented. and Justice Hill, who did not
participate.
The appeal was the second taken
by Henwood to the Supreme Court.
He won on his first appeal after he
had been convicted OF murder in the
second degree and sentenced to i'm
prisonment- for life. That judgment
was reversed, and on his second trial
he was convicted of murder in the
first degree, the Jury fixing the PEN
atty at death.
Permanent Injunction Against Bonds.
Characterizing the Moffat tunnel
contract as a deliberate effort to
evade the constitution. and denying
the right of municipalities to enact
legislation which is contrary to organ
10 law, the State Supreme Court de-
cIared the 100000 bonds voted by
the taxpaying electors of the City Of
Denver on Feb. II last to be invalid
and void.
Justice Scott wrote the opinion
which was concurred In by all the
other Justices except Justice Gabbert,
who wrote a dissenting opinion in
which he took the stand that the peo-
Pile of Denver had as much right to
enter into an agreement for the con-
struction of a railroad tunnel as they
had to build an auditorium.
Isaac N. Stevens. city attorney. an
nounced, after conference with ths
Moffat Tunnel Commission. that the
decision would be referred to the peo-
pie of the City of Denver under the
provisions of the recall Of judicial de-
cisions amendment to the state con-
stitution.
II this plan is carried out it will be
the first time that the recall OF decis-
ions has ever been invoked in Colo
rado.
Gilpin observer., 1914-07-16
A Fish Story.

THE inns of dear old England are
picturesque" said Richard Le Gal.
lienne. on his return from abroad. but
the food they serve is something ter
hible.
After a visit to Blenheim palace
entered an inn in the quaint village OF
Woodstock. AS lunched-or tried to
lunch-my landlord said to me:
THE great dook Of Marlborough
once sat in that chair you're a settin'
in. sir
"Is that sor said l.
land the dook once drunk is beer
out O. that same mug you're a-drinkin'
out Of
"'And bet.' said I, I bet he refused
to eat this fish. too. Well. take It away,
my man. don't want It. either"
Gilpin observer., 1914-07-16
AWOKE THE HUNTER INSTINCT
Alert Traveller Evidently Imagined
Providence Had Thrown "Game"
Within His Reach.

Gilbert Parker. the English author,
tells OF an English gentleman, who re-
Gently came to this country to visit
some friends in California. I'm COM
mon with most travellers he supposed
game was plentiful everywhere in that
state, so he carried with him the nee
essary guns and ammunition.
"As his train neared San Bernard
ino-1ust before making the noun
tain climb-there was a delay. Sew
eral hours passed. and still the train
remained stationary; and our traveller
friend grew restive. and sought the
porter of the Pullman car to ascertain
the cause of thet delay.
1T seems that in mounting the
grade freight train had broken apart,
the rear portion having descended the
grade and blocked the track. The por-
ter informed him of the accident to
the freight train, and said, There is
a caboose on the track
Immediately the hunter instinct
was awakened; Fastening to his berth,
he procured his gun and started for
the door saying:
Show 1t to me! Show it to mel"
Gilpin observer., 1914-07-16
Modern Greek.

A stranger came into our ONCE and
graciously offered US some fruit which
he said he purchased downstairs In
the Greek grocery store. We asked
him what Greek grocery. and he said
the one right under US, in Holpos'
place. We have been here some time
and knew nobody Of that name. and
to satisfy our curiosity we went down.
stairs to have a look.
Sure enough, there was what did
look like ''Holpos" on the end of the
awning, at least there were the let.
ters "H @ L o s" standing out in
bold relief. We have learned since
that it is an abbreviation used by
the store which, when translated.
means Highest quality. lowest prices.
our standard" To the average read.
er It's all Greek and would easily
pass for a Hellenic name-Quincy
Ledger
Gilpin observer., 1914-07-16

80 poorly that my folks thought was
going into consumption. One day i
found piece Of paper blowing around
the yard and picked It up and read II.
1t said Saved from the Grave and
told what Lydia E. Pinkham's Vegeta-
BILE Compound has done for women. =
showed it to my husband and he sale,
why don't you try it?' So did, and
after 1 had taken two bottles I felt
better and said to my husband, I don't
need any more and he said You had
better take it little longer anyway
So took it for three months and got
we'll and strong" Mrs. ALoNzo E.
BAKER, Tecumseh St, Adrian, Mich
Not Well Enough to Work.
In these words is hidden the tragedy
Of many a woman, housekeeper or wage
Garner who supports herself and is often
helping to support a family, on meagro
wages. Whether in house, Office, fac
tory, shop, store or kitchen, woman
should remember that there IL one tried
and true remedy for the ills to which all
women are prone, and that Is Lydia E
Pinkham's Vegetable Compound II
promotes that vigor which makes work
easy.e The Lydia E. Pinkham Medicine
Co., Lynn, Mass.
Gilpin observer., 1914-07-16
Real Tragedy Of the Staae.

A beautiful actress. Fraulein Oar
mer. was killed by accident recently.
while playing at the Theater of Va
rieties at Berne. Switzerland. The last
act of the comedy. The Pride of the
Third Company" was coming to an
end when Fraulein Darmer fell
through q defective stage trap to q
distance of six feet and fractured her
skull. The actress was carried uncon-
scious to her room and a doctor was
in prompt attendance, but the case
was beyond his help, and as the cur
tain fell on the comedy on the stage
the girl died. Neither the members of
the company who took the final call"
nor the public, who wondered why the
actress did not appear. had the slight
est idea OF the tragedy that had oc-
CURED behind the scenes.
Gilpin observer., 1914-07-16

May "a, 1Sl1--iIarold +. Henwood
shot three men in the barroom of
the Brown Palace hotel. Sylvester
Won Phul and George Il. Copeland
died of their wounds and John w.
Atkinson was crippled for life.
June 23, 1911-At the conclusion
OF two weeks trial Henwood was
found guilty of murder in the sec
ond degree.
July 2s. 1911-Sentenced for life
to the penitentiary
Feb. 3. 1913--Supreme Court or
dered new trial
May 2s. 19l3-Second trial be-
gan.
June 1s. 1s1s-Henwood found
guilty of murder in first degree.
June 28. 1913-New trial asked.
July 10, 1913-Third trial denied
July 20. 1913-Henwood sentenced
to hang during week of Nov. l.
Sept. Is, 1913-Suprems Court
granted a supersedeas.
Dec. 23. 1913-Case appealed a
second time to Supreme Court.
April 13, 1914-Appeal heard in
Supreme Court and the Court was
asked to reverse the sentence to
hang
July 8. 1914-Supreme Court con-
firms decision of lower court and
orders that Henwood be hanged on
Oct. rs. 1914.
Gilpin observer., 1914-07-16
FURNISHED BOND OF AMITY
Discounted "Good Samaritan" the Un.
willing Means Of Bringing Rival
Humorists Together.

Once upon time two humorists
dwelt in the same small town and both
contributed to the Sunday Star AS
was but natural, they became wildly
jealous Of each other, and when one
would win a little more prominence
than his fellow the other would have
seven kinds of fits. Your Pleasant
Valley Items give me pain!" quoth
one. Your prose rhymes make me
I'LL" retorted the other. AS they were
about to come to blows there ap-
peared on the scene Good Samaritan,
and to him they appealed. Which Of
US is the funnier?" they asked. Meth
er!" was the prompt reply. You are
both as unfunny as wart hogs, and as
tresome as trip across the Sahara!"
Thereat they both set upon the gen.
tleman from Samaria and beat him
full sore, and dwelt together In amity
forever after
Moral: From this we should learn
that while humorists delight in quar-
reling among themselves, they fire.
quently resent criticism from outsid-
ers.-Kansas City Star.
Gilpin observer., 1914-07-16
souahton Settles c. N. G. Flight.

Denver.-Major e. ]. Boughton.
fudge advocate Of tho Colorado Nation;
al Guard, qualified as class A media
tor. While the A. b. G. mediators at
Niagara Falls seem to make no prog
ress in settling the war with Mexico.
and the federal investigators and the
state legislative committee report no
advance In their efforts to settle the
Industrial war, Major Boughton
flashed across the horizon and b.
tween sunrise and sunset had adjust
cd the factional differences within the
ranks Of the state troops.
Gilpin observer., 1914-07-16
RECORD YIELD OF wheat
CORN CONDITION IS BEST IN PACT
TEN YEARS.
Wheat Crop Of sao, 100000 Bushels
Forecast AZ Harvest, Owing to
Ideal Weather.

Western Newspaper Union News Service.
Washington.-Thirty million bushels
Of wheat were added to the prospects
Of the crop during June by the excel
lent weather conditions. making the
forecast of the crop. as announced by
the Department Of Agriculture. $780,
000, 900 bushels-a new record.
The acreage planted to corn this
year was only slightly less than that
Of last year. while the condition Of
that crop was / per cent better than
the July average condition for ten
years. making the prospects good for
crop estimated by the Department
Of Agriculture at 2.86s.00o.o0o bushels.
That would be better than the average
for the last five years.
A 100000. 0.000-pound acreage In tho
tobacco crop Is indicated, total crop
Of 733.000.000 pounds being estimated.
Forecasts of the total production Of
the nations principal crops, inter
preted from reports of the condition
of the crop on July /. as announced.
follow:
Winter wheat, 665. .000. 900 bushelA
Total wheat crop, 930.000,000 bush-
els.
Corn. 2.8es, s,o00. 900 bushels.
Oats. 1901 900 bushels.
Barley. 1000. 900 bushels.
White potatoes. a56.00o.00O bushels.
Sweet potatoes. 60.o00.o00 bushels.
Tobacco $4,000. 900 pounds.
E1ax. 100000 bushels.
Rice. 23.000.0o bushels.
Details Of the crops July 1 follows
Winter Wheat-Condition, 94.1 per
cent Of normal: indicated yield. 1873
bushels per acre.
Spring Wheat - Condition. 921;
yield, 15.3.
All wheat-Condition. s34; yield
174.
Wheat remaining ON farms, 32.236r
900 bushels.
Corn-Acreage. 1o6.os7.ooo; condt
ton. s5.s; yield. 27.3.
Oats-Condition. S4.5; yield. BIS.
Barley-Condition. s2.6; yield, 1sA.
Rye-Condition, 92.e; yield. ia.
White Potatoes-Acreage. s.7os.ooo;
condition. $50; yield. s6.1.
Sweet Potatoes-Acreage. $4,000;
condition, TIL; yield. $40.
Tobacco-Acreage 1.151.0o0; condt
ton. $50; yield. 636.s.
Flax-Acreage, 1,927.0o0. condition.
905; yield. 9.1
Rice-Acreage. 704.s0o; condition.
s6.5; yield. 1873.
Hay-Condition sos; yield. 1.37.
Apples-Condition, 64.2.
Gilpin observer., 1914-07-16
rhronos vIsI. Chamberlain Grave.

Birmingham. Eng.-The body Of 10
seph Chamberlain. the Unionist leader.
who for many years occupied q promi-
nent position in British politics, was
buried In Hockey cemetery in the con-
stituency he long represented In tho
House OF Commons. Hockey cemetery
was thrown open and for several
hours procession made up of many
thousands passed in front Of Mr..
chamberlain's grave. paying reveren-
ial tribute. Tho grave was covered
with magnificent wreaths.
Gilpin observer., 1914-07-16
HOW HE TURNED THE TRICK
Must Be Credited With Knowing
. Thing or Two.

Mrs. Mordecai Hammerfest turned
pale as her husband entered the din
ing-room for breakfast
"Mordyi" she gasped. do you
don't you feel well"
Perfectly" he replied in seeming
surprise.
'But-but are you in your-your
underdudsl"
Tell me something l don't know.
Pass the butter. please" said Mr..
Hammerfest.
She passed the butter, remarking
nervously: But Mordy. dear. as you
came in saw you didn't have any
shoes on"
We'll, what of It. Your hair Is in
curl papers. isn't IT."
Why-y-yes."
And you have on wrapper.
haven't your"
YES"
Very we'll. then"
And he went on eating his break
fast in silence except when he asked
her to pass the butter Then he went
upstairs and finished dressing, and the
next morning and on succeeding morn
ings she reported for breakfast in reg
ular clothes.
Gilpin observer., 1914-07-16
EIGHT IN EXPEDITION DEAD.
Captain Bartlett Reports That Eight
Of Stefansson Party Probably
PerIohed.

Captain Bartlett Reports That Eight
Of stefansson Party Probably
Perlshed.
Ottawa, Out@That at least eight
men Of Stefansson's Canadian arctic
expedition left the steamer Karluk
party after the boat sank in the Arctic
and have not been heard from since
was the report received from Captain
Bartlett. via Nome, Alaska. to Deputy
Minister Desbarets. OF the Maritime
Department. Fears are expressed that
they perished.
The missing men are some OF the
most important in the Stefansson e1-
pedition, including First Officer Alex
ander Anderson Of Fifeshire. Scot
land; Second Officer Charles Bartlett
of Victoria, B. c.; two seamen from
Victoria; Henry Bouchat. anthropol-
ogist of Paris, France; DR.. Allister
Forbes Mckay. surgeon Of the expedi-
ton, Of Edinburgh. Scotland; Louis
Murray Of Foxfield. England. and two
British sailors.
Captain Bartlett himself, with res
cuing party, struggled over Ice and wa
ter for three weeks to trace the party.
They came across traces Of caribou.
apparently shot for food. but they lost
the trail at a point near the Siberian
coast, where an ice barrier apparently
had broken from the land.
Gilpin observer., 1914-07-16
Sueplcloua

TOO bad Jinx and his wife don't
get along we'll together"
why, always understood that they
were an ideal couple"
$50 did /. but they must have had
a dreadful scrap before he started for
work this morning."
did he have a black eyer"
mo. but he stopped in when we
were on our way home and bought her
q five-pound box OF candy"
Gilpin observer., 1914-07-16
Going Him Ono Better.

An English bishop, offering an Or
ange to little child. remarked. sweet
ly:
Now, my little man, I shall give
you this orange If you tell me where
God is"
MY lord" answered the child. son
of clergyman, "Pll give you two
oranges If you'll tell me where he
Is not"
Gilpin observer., 1914-07-16
An Apostle Choice.

Bishop Evans Tyree at a dinner In
Nashville was asked II he had any
idea of preaching on the new fashions
tho backless evening gown, slashed
skirt and SO forth.
NO." said the bishop; such an idea
has not occurred to me. If. however,
should preach on the new fashions
would assuredly choose my text from
Revelation"
Gilpin observer., 1914-07-16
Ingenious Smuggling Device,

A museum of criminology has been
founded In Paris by NJ. Charles Perch
ard, formerly chief Of the police An
archist brigade. Among its curious
contents are hollow wax baby which
was used to smuggle brandy into
Paris. A woman carried baby into
the city every day. but as 1t never
grew any bigger the authorities ex-
amined It and discovered the fraud
Gilpin observer., 1914-07-16
Not So Much to Blame,

I didn't know you were SO accom-
plished linguist." he remarked as he
glanced at the paper she was reading.
Il don't make any pretentions In
that direction" she answered.
But that is a Russian newspaper
you have picked up"
why, so It is" she answered in sur
prise. Il thought It was a dialect
story" .
Gilpin observer., 1914-07-16
BIess the Ladies'.

Our congressional committee heard
30 ladies in two hours. That many
men could have kept US listening for
several days"
That shows that women can trans
act public business. But how did
they manage to crowd 80 speeches
into two hours?"
"Oh. they spoke three and four at
a time."-Kansas City Journal.
Gilpin observer., 1914-07-16
No Kick Coming From Mule.

No Kick Coming From Mule.
rs that your muller" asked the man
going fishing.
"Yassir," said the colored man, who
was sitting on log by the road
Does he kick7"
Deed. mistuh. he amt got no cause
to kick. He's gittin' his own way
right along. I'm de one dat's havin'
dc worry an difficulty"
Gilpin observer., 1914-07-16
Oh, That Wavl

ITS such a silly superstition to be
always picking up pins!"
You may call it a superstition II
you wish. but I know a chap who
makes about So week by doing It."
How can a fellow gather that
many?"
He works In a bowling alley
Judge.
Gilpin observer., 1914-07-16
Short Line Strike Closes Mines.

Cripple Creek.-Closing Of the mines
because of lack Of coal on account OF
the strike on the Cripple Creek Short
Line is threatened, and there are indi.
cations of other serious developments,
although no violence is expected.
Gilpin observer., 1914-07-16
Our Statement.

Ambrose Bierce. the brilliant satir-
ist. gave. at dinner In Washington. q
few political definitions.
"A conservative" said Mr.. Bierce,
''is a statesman who is enamored Of
existing evils, while a radical would
replace them with others"
Gilpin observer., 1914-07-16
COULD NOT
STAND ON FEET
Mrs. Baker So Weak Could
Not Do Her Work-Found
Relief In Novel Way.
Adrian, Mich. -" 1 suffered terribly
with female weakness and backache and

got 80 weak that
could hardly do my
work. VIII en- !
washed my dishes !
had to sit down and
when I would sweep
the floor I would get
80 weak that I would
have to get q drink
every few minutes,
and before I did my
dusting Iwould have
to lie down. I got
Gilpin observer., 1914-07-16
A Woman's Opinion,

Mistress-Haven't you any refer
ences7
Maid-I have. but they're like my
photographs-none Of them do me
Justice.
Gilpin observer., 1914-07-16
CROP ACREAGE INCREASES.
state Gains s12,soo,ooo Over Last
Years Crops on Government EstI-
mate.

Denver.-Value of certain Colorado
crops for 1913, as given by the United
States Department of Agriculture and
the indicated value of the same cropa
for 1914. estimated by the same do
partment:
Gilpin observer., 1914-07-16

Smile on wash day. That's when you use
Red Cross Bag Blue. Clothes winter than
snow. All grocers. Adv.
Gilpin observer., 1914-07-16
LADIES CANwEAR SHOES

Ono size smaller after using Aliens Foot Ease, the
Antiseptic powder be shaken into the shoes II
makes tight or new shoes feel easy. Just the thing
for dancing. Refuse substftutes For FREE trial
package address Allen 8. olmstsd. LeRoy. NY.
Gilpin observer., 1914-07-16
ALTO SALVAGE COMPANY
EARN AN EASY DOLLAR Boz. Ss. 5sissss 1s1 Sss,

A street car runs twice as fast when
you are trying to catch it as 1t does
after you have caught It.
Gilpin observer., 1914-07-16
His Wish.

She During the QuarreD-I only
married you to spite Fred Johnson.
He (ruefully)-I wish to heaven
you'd married Fred Johnson to spite
me.
Gilpin observer., 1914-07-16
Fouryear.oid Girl Slain.

Chicago.-Boswell c. F. Smith.
salesman. confessed to the murder OF
four.year-old Hazel Weinstein.
Gilpin observer., 1914-07-16
Both Imposed Upon.

Deserted Wife Ceiling grocer her
troubles)-And trusted him so.
Grocer-Confound It! So did l.
Gilpin observer., 1914-07-16

However, a girl never breaks into
the spinster class until she gets angry
when called one.