The Idaho Springs siftings-news., 1914-07-11

he gave cigars to the conductor, to
the trainmen, to the engineer as soon
as the train waited long enough for
him to get TO him He bought all the
newsboy's papers. novels, magazines
and sent him through the cars to give
them to the ladies'. Then. on his re-
turn. alight with smiles. he bought the
last ounce of his candy and told him
to appropriate it to the use of his own
sweet-tooth.
a..i.ne in New York red-capped
station-porter saw him from afar and
recognize the strong financial candle
power OF his expanding smile. Gal
vaniZed into extraordinary action he
rushed toward him, calling to two
friends to Join him instantly and help
him bear the two bags Broadway car
ried. The traveller had to give the
third negro his hat, 50 that he might
seem to earn his tip; but he did this
gladly. The taxi-cabman flew. scram
ling from his box. at the mere intona-
tion of the porters' voices.
"Where to, sir" he inquired
rs this New York;" his fare asked.
smiling gently in way which made
the chauffeur think he was wan
derer, returned unto his own, and wish
full of facetiousness.
You bet it is; just little old New
York"
Il thought SO 1t seems so familiar.
Well, | want to go to Broadway"
"What part of Broadway, sir?" cob
serve that this Grand Central taxi-cab-
man persistently said sir" 1t was a
tribute; Broadway knew it was a trib-
ute and 1t warmed his heart)
"Oh, all of it
Take YOU to all OF Broadway"
Even the taxi-cabman was astonished,
Il want to look it over, for I'm going
to buy it II like 1t as much as l al
ways have"
eided that he was quite sane and
sober. resolved to tie to him with a
tenacity which never could be shaken
off. climbed to his narrow seat be-
meath its narrow hood and yanked
down the flag upon the taximeter.
MY name is Gridley, SIR" he volun-
teered
You may fire when ready, Gridley,"
Broadway answered, and then Gridley
pulled the lever
Before the day was over Jackson
Jones had bought forty-horsepower
| Limousine, a sixty-horsepower touring
car and a runabout Gridley had
| turned in his resignation to his com
| oany and been measured for five suits
of livery, of expensive cloth. exclusive
cut extraordinary color Having done
this he had asked a girl to marry him.
had been accepted, had taken sixteen
drinks and gone to see her mother, had
then been thrown out Tilted man and
had returned to Broadway Jones, de-
termned to live single and attached
to him forever The episodes had So
bered him and he was quite himself
when Broadway asked him what apart
"nent he would recommend for living
quarters.
quiet place." he asked
Not for your new employer" Broad
way answered. Il want it to be on
Joy street, between Happy boulevard
and Don't Care alley. The noisier the
better If the noise is always laughter.
l WANT IL HdIltu lie tolIllt ana 1 "dHt
it furnished in bright red. Take me
somewhere where they'll sell me a
good butler-fancy brand, no matter
what the price. I want butler who
can go and buy home for me-a
home that glitters and is glad. Throw
on the high-speed clutch"
Gridley took him, in his brand-new
car (which ran as smoothly and as
noiselessy and swiftly as a pickerel
swims), to an employment agency
which he had heard about, and there
Broadway signed the lease for an ex-
traordinary person. principally named
Rankin. He looked like a bishop.
talked like British lord. walked like
a major-general, bowed like diplo-