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Newark evening star and Newark advertiser. [volume] (Newark, N.J.) 1909-1916, 1914-12-28
Next Best.

Doctor-You have a bad case of
govt. The best course for you is to
take no wine no beer, no alcohol in
any form, no cigars
Patient--Hold on, doctor; what 5
next best ?-Boston Transcript
Newark evening star and Newark advertiser. [volume] (Newark, N.J.) 1909-1916, 1914-12-28
Some Guy

Blobbs-What do you think Of Hard
uppe?
Slobbs-He's the sort of fellow who
will borrow anything you have and
then come around looking for trouble.
Philadelphia Record.
Newark evening star and Newark advertiser. [volume] (Newark, N.J.) 1909-1916, 1914-12-28
Appropriate Emblem

you women ought to organize a
Society for the encouragement of
Pickpockets."
"What do YOU meant"
And adopt as your insignia the
dangling handbag
Newark evening star and Newark advertiser. [volume] (Newark, N.J.) 1909-1916, 1914-12-28
MONDAY. DECEMBER Is. 1914.
Rules for Contributors

Bows girls Evening stories
out he following rules MUST be observed:
Make YOUR stories SHORT.
2 Write only ONE SIDE OF THE PAPER
Write neatly
South Bend news-times. (South Bend, Ind.) 1913-1938, 1914-03-10
new FEET WHEN
YOURS ARE TIRED
The Wonderful Foot Joy, Speed
way, Will Make Your Weary
S0IeS Feel Fresh and Fine!

Put gladnesS into your fee1-atter the
DAYS hard work-by rubbing them a little
with Speedway Just forget your feet, In
1 o1,t all n! +be scSesSwsfh Speedway.
Wonderful That IS what, all speedTay
users say OF this real road to quick re-
lief" It's as sure as fate. and as gentle
as toilet water.
Like magic. Speedway takes away the
burning, smarting and thrObblng-almOst
Instantly Your feet are left cooled and
refreshed. the aching gone, and you feel
like a new person.
Try Speedway this very day! Buy a
bottle the first minute you get n chance
aud lose no time I'm proving 10 your COM
plete satisfaction that IL is the one sure
relief for suffering feet
Speedway cannot stain the skin or the
daintiest fabric. II cannot burn or blister.
On the contrary, Il sOOthes and delights
the moment IL Is applied. Rub thoroughly.
full strength, on your weary feet. or on
any stiff Joint. sprain Or swelling. All
dealers join the makers OF Speedway in
absolutely guaranteeing IL 70 do all that X
claimed of IL. IL will give You relief and
comfort. or you get your money back.
Buy "A bottle today and know real foot
comfort beginning tonight.
South Bend news-times. (South Bend, Ind.) 1913-1938, 1914-03-10
At THE SURPRISE TODAY.

king, the Detective in Formula
S79", twO-reel Imp number with King
Baggot and Leah Baird will be shown
at the Surprise theater today.
Cecil Disney, a noted chemist, is
experimenting to discover how TO
manufacture artificial rubber. Dur
ing one of his experiments he &C
cidentally mixes two toxins, the COM
bustion of which creates a deadly
fume. In order not to be overcome
by the gas he throws it in the lab
oratory sink and slams the hood
down.
1T the moment, his wife, who was
entertaining a mutual friend on their
roof garden, left to go down stairs
to procure a match for the friends
cigar. The friend who is seated near
the stand pipe that gives vent to
the sink. inhales the chemical fumes.
He is instantly killed. The chemist
is arrested and about to be convicted
for the murder, when the great de-
tective, King, is put on the case and
ultimately succeeds in solving the
mystery.
1.-The Elevator Man, a Thanhouser
comedy, will be shown with the two
reel feature. Flo La Babe, Riley
Cham berlin and Harry Benham play
the leading parts in the comedy To-
morrow one OF Thanhouser's big pro-
ductions called Moths will be
shown in four reels and featuring
Maud Fealy.
South Bend news-times. (South Bend, Ind.) 1913-1938, 1914-03-10
AUDITORIUM.

The pictures at the Auditorium to-
day should be especially interesting
the feature being ''Scrooge", adapted
from a Christmas carol by Charles
Dickens and presented by Seymour
Hicks and company. The piece is
given in three reels and should appeal
particularly TO lovers of Dickens.
The Pathe Weekly will be shown as
usual with a number of entertaining
subjects, including the national meet
of skiing champions at Montreal
Raymond V. Morris skins over Tam
pa bay at 100 miles an hour, record
speed, in his new hydroplane which
is the smallest in the world, at Massil-
lon,. o.; Gen. COxey prepares to lead
another army of unemployed to
Washington, emulating his famous
march OF 90 years ago, King George
and Queen Mary travel in the royal
stage coach through the streets Of
London to open parliament. the
Cleveland Maps go south and begin
their training for the season, un-
tanned bronchos tricky and mean, are
mounted and ridden by cowboys at the
National Corn show at Dallas, Tex,
and several other pictures. IAN limo
cent Victim" and Getting Even, two
Lubin comedies, are also on for Tues
day. Wednesday a special in four
reels entitled THE House of Mystery"
is the feature with a comedy, Back
to Broadway"
South Bend news-times. (South Bend, Ind.) 1913-1938, 1914-03-10
PREMATURE OLD AGE
FROM STOMACH
TROUBLE
IF PAST FORTY READ THIS

Prof Metchnikoff. the eminent
scientist. says: Poisonous waste mat
ter in the digestive organs is the chief
cause OF heart disease, premature old
age and all wasting disease DR..
Floods Scientific stomach Remedy IS
the only preparation that eliminates
these pOisOns that IL allowed 10 re-
main Will be carried by the circula-
ton 20 all OF the organs. affecting the
heart, lungs, kidneys and hardening
the arteries. causing premature old
age. You cannot have good digestion
~ your stomach is Clogged win pois-
onous waste matter. Take Dr. Floods
Scientific stomach Remedy today and
YOU viii feel better tomorrow. Belch-
ing. Gas. Sour stomach. Bad Breath
and Indigestion relieved by one dose
OF this great remedy. Your money
back II il does not do what we claim
for st. Sold and recommended by
American Drug Co. 133 y. Main St,
and other druggists.
South Bend news-times. (South Bend, Ind.) 1913-1938, 1914-03-10
MASTER MIND"

The Master Mind. one of the new
est Of the crook plays, will be the at
traction at the Oliver Saturday matt
nee and night. The piece was here
earlier in the season with Howard
Kyle in the title role, the part now
taken by the we'll known actor,
Willis Granger
South Bend news-times. (South Bend, Ind.) 1913-1938, 1914-03-10
"THE TRAFFIC."

Mrs. Gertrude Howe Britton (Hull
house. Chicago. Supt. Juvenile Pro-
tective association, writes as follows:
THE Traffic" as sociological
means of reform could not be sur
passed. The seriousness and delicacy
with which it is handled by the auth
or, Miss Rachael Marshall, as well as
by the capable players in their fin
ished acting, should win for it the
greatest appreciation of any play of
it's kind on the American stage. In
real life | see and know every day the
characters portrayed in The Traf-
fic' and not one of them is exagge-
rated or overdrawn. L have argued
and worked with men like Vic Con-
ners for hours trying to make them
see and understand what's right and
wrong, but the average type OF cadet
is incapable of understanding or right
thinking. Every good woman should
witness this play-it is so clean and
so poignantly true"
The Traffic" will be seen at the
Oliver next Monday and Tuesday with
the original Chicago company headed
by Mana Bryant, South Bend fav-
orite, and John @. Livingstone.
South Bend news-times. (South Bend, Ind.) 1913-1938, 1914-03-10
AN ELEVATOR MAN.
TOMORROW
MOTHS" Another Big Thanhouser Production fea-
turing Maud FeaIy, Harry Benham and William Russell
This story iS cOn1D1p+p in four

Dolly Vanderdecken
years,
which
butterfly
the mother of daughter beautiful girl arrived
d
afeconate welcome from her she bitterly disappointed
Dolly girls
o determined o
worldly
he her
power believing
although
as
neglected his
dashing French Finally We're compelled
his Poland hoped the
unyielding
all
"A
the
his
illness
married the Duchess leaving We're
who had been willing his life for her
South Bend news-times. (South Bend, Ind.) 1913-1938, 1914-03-10
Money S0Oed
by Making Your Cough
JyruG at Home
Takes Hut n Few Moments.
and stops N Hard Cough
in a Hurry.

Cough medicines. as a rule. contain a
large quantity of plain syrup. If YOU
take one pint OF graduated sugar, add
n pint of warm water and stir about
2 minutes, YOU have as good syrup as
money could buy.
If you will then put 21z ounces Of
Pinex fifty cents WORTH in a pint
bottle, and fill it up with the Sugar
Syrup, YOU will have as much coIIrh
syrup as you could buy ready made for
$3.50. Take a teaspOonful every one.
two or three hours. 1t keeps perfectly.
You will fnd it one of the best cou5h
syrups you ever used-even in whoOping
cough. You can feel it take hold
usually cOnquers an ordinary cough in
"a hours. 1t is just laxative enough,
has a good tonic effect, and the taste
Is pleasant.
It is a splendid remedy. too. for
whcoping cough, spasmodic Group
hoarseness and bronchial asthma.
PineX is a most valuable concentra-
ted compound of Norway white pine
extract, rich in guaiacol and other
healing pine elements. No other prepa-
ration will work in this formula.
This plan for making cough remedy
with Pinex and Sugar Syrup is now
used In more homes than anv other
cough remedy. The plan has often been
initiated but never successfully.
A guaranty of absolute satisfaction.
or money promptly refunded, goes with
this preparation. Your druggist has
Pinex, or will get it for you. If not.
send TO The Pinex Co. Fl Wavne. Ind
South Bend news-times. (South Bend, Ind.) 1913-1938, 1914-03-10
new DISCOVERY QUICKLY ENDS
KIDNEY AND BLADDER TROUBLES

cles. causing rheumatism. sOOthes
and heals the delicate Innings of the
bladder; and puts the kidneys and
ur.nary organs in a clean. strong.
healthy condition.
More than a few dozes Of CroxOne
are seldom required TO relieve even
the obstinate long standing cases.
while II cures the most annoying
forms OF kidney. bladder trouble, and
rheumatism in surprisingly short
time.
You viii find Croxone entirely diff
ferent from all other remedies. There
is nothing else on earth like il. II Is
so prepared that IL is practically i'm
possible TO take IL into the human
system without results. An original
package costs but a trifle at any first
class drug store. All druggists are
authorized 10 personally return the
purchase price if Croxone fails to give
the desired results the very first time
you use il.
South Bend news-times. (South Bend, Ind.) 1913-1938, 1914-03-10
THREW CATSUP BOTTLE
AT HER: WANTS DIVORCE
Nellie Bourdner Asks Separation on
Grounds OF Cruelty-Edward
Bartlett Granted Decree.

Throwing a catsup bottle at her
and other incidents showing cruel and
inhuman treatment are mentioned by
Nellie Bourdner in a suit she has filed
against her husband for divorce. The
plaintiff Is represented in this action
which was begun before the circuit
court by DuComb and DuComb.
Edward Bartlett was granted a di-
vOrce Monday afternoon before the
circuit court by Special Judge Fred
Woodward on the grounds OF cruelty.
Bartlett alleged that his wife called
him names that were not 10 his liking
and that the trouble eliminated when
ne was Obliged 10 work overtime and
she suspected that he was deceiving
her.
South Bend news-times. (South Bend, Ind.) 1913-1938, 1914-03-10
TheQters
"STOP THIEF"

The Cohan and Harris farce. stop
Thief" was presented again at the Oil
YER last evening for the second time
this season. While the company was
not the same as on the previous visit
not did IL contain any players OF ma
uonal Importance. the performance
was very satisfactory and furnished q
good evenings entertainment.
The sudden death OF Miss Delaro in
Milwaukee, last Saturday, made a sud
den shift OF characters necessary.
Fanchon Campbell, who had been
playing Caroline Carr, was moved up
10 play Mrs Carr and Ethel Seeley
was engaged for the former role.
John Webster was the clever. good
looking crook and kept the lively ac-
ton going at top speed, although in
clined TO Over-act at times. Susanna
Villa, was his quick-witted accom-
plice, playing the part very salts
factorily. John Findlay, as the ner-
vous. absent-minded father was capi-
tai, Charles Brown, a typical English
man and Mitchell Lewis, a realistic
Irish sergeant The entire cast was
capable. the setting sufficient and the
many comedy complications and melo-
dramatic surprises as interesting as
ever
South Bend news-times. (South Bend, Ind.) 1913-1938, 1914-03-10
TAKE IN THREE NEW MEMBERS.

TAKE IN THREE NEW MEMBERS.
Three new members received the
Beneficial Degree at the regular week
" meeting of the Colfax camp 1905
of the Modern WOodmen OF America
at Sticks hall last night. Five other
applications for admittance TO the
South Bend news-times. (South Bend, Ind.) 1913-1938, 1914-03-10
Chronic Sufferers Find Relief
After Few Doses Are Taken

II YOU are bothered with backache
or rheumatism. have disagreeable,
annoying bladder or urinary disor-
ders 70 contend with--or suffer with
any other OF the many miseries that
come from weak kidneys. here is q
guaranteed remedy you can depend
upon, no matter what. else may have
failed 10 cure you.
II is a positive fact that the new
discovery. CrOXOne. promptly over
comes such diseases. It is the most
wonderful remedy ever made for rid
ding the system OF uric acid. removing
the cause and curing the troubles.
II sOaks right in and cleans out
the stopped up kidneys and makes
them filter and sift out all the poi
sOnOus waste matter from the blood.
II neutraliZes and dissolves the uric
acid that lodges in the joints and mus
South Bend news-times. (South Bend, Ind.) 1913-1938, 1914-03-10
Their Married
Life.
THE THIRD VEAL

San Francisco. Cal, 3-17-12.
Leaving today. arrive Thursday
$40 p. m. Deal closed .. h, clear
six thousand five hundred.
WARREN.
South Bend news-times. (South Bend, Ind.) 1913-1938, 1914-03-10

lodge were received and passed on
favorably. Several out of town men
from the NJ. w. a. were present and
for their benefit the Colfax Uniform
Foresters gave an interesting exhibit
ton drill. Several talks by members
of the lodge from New Carlisle and
AIishawaka were given.
Plans are already being completed
for attending the national convention
of the NJ. w. A. to be held in Toledo,
o., June 1921. A large delegation
from South Bend will attend the
meeting.
South Bend news-times. (South Bend, Ind.) 1913-1938, 1914-03-10

WARREN RETURNS AND
HELEN Is ONCE MORE IN
THRILL OF LOVE FOR HIM.
Alma record. (Alma, Mich.) 1878-1928, 1914-12-17
SEVILLE CENTER

Miss Weltha Mikesell spent Sun
day with her parents near Ithaca.
Harry Covell of Alma visited his
parents, Mr.. and Mrs. James Covell
over Sunday.
Claude Whitford returned Saturday
evening from Grand Rapids where he
has been visiting relatives the past
week
Miss Ethel Miller entertained her
friend, Harry Locke of Grand Rapids
Saturday evening and Sunday.
Ted Crum was a Sunday guest at
Will Shong's.
The Aid society met with Mrs. A. E.
Miller last Wednesday. The meeting
was well attended and good amount
of work done.
The bee at Sidney Gould's home last
Thursday to sew for the Crum family
was well attended.
Mr. and Mrs. c. c.. Wonders have
returned from Morley where they
have been visiting their children the
Alma record. (Alma, Mich.) 1878-1928, 1914-12-17

II certain that transportation at rea
Donable rates will be promptly pro-
vided, even where the carriage Is not
mt first profitable. and then, when the
carriage has become sufficiently profit
able TO attract and engage private cap
ital and engage 1t In abundance. the
government ought to withdraw.
very earnestly hope that the congress
will be Of this opinion and that both
houses will adopt this exceedingly Inn
portant bill
The great subject Of rural credits
still remains to be dealt with, and It
Is matter OF deep regret that the DIFF
nculties Of the subject have seemed to
render II impossible to complete a bill
for passage at this session. But IT can
not be perfected yet and therefore
there are no other constructive meas
ures the necessity for which I VIII at
this time call your attention to. but
i would be NEGLIGENT Of q very mani
fest duty were I not b call tho atten
ton Of he senate to the fact that the
proposed convention fer safety at sea
awaits its confirmation and that the
limit fixed in the convention itself for
its acceptance Is the last day OF the
Continued on pace 10
Alma record. (Alma, Mich.) 1878-1928, 1914-12-17

sentatives Of n great people whose
thought rs not of Us. but of what Amer.
lea owes to herself and TO oil mankind
In such circumstances as these upon
which we look amazed and anxious.
War has interrupted the means OF
trade not only, but also the processes
of production. In Europe 1t is destroy
ing men and resources wholesale and
upon a scale unprecedented and APP
palling. There is reason to fear that
the time Is near. If IT be not already at
hand, when several of the countries of
Europe VIII find 1t difficult to do for
their people what they have hitherto
been always easily able to do-many
essential and fundamental things. Ar
any rate. they will need our help and
our manifold services as they have
never needed them before. and we
should be ready. more at and ready
than we have ever been
Alma record. (Alma, Mich.) 1878-1928, 1914-12-17
LINCOLN NOTES

Mr.. and Mrs. F. Robinson returned
from Grand Ledge last Monday where
they had been visiting Mr.. Robinson's
people.
Mr.. and Mrs. II. Jennings and fam
lily visited at j. Gimmey's Sunday.
Mr.. and Mrs. f. Miller and family
visited Ray Mullette Sunday.
Miss Mary Roethlisberger is teach
ing school west of Mt. Pleasant.
Mr.. and Mrs. Charles Fisher spent
the evening at Alfred Hams home
Thursday.
Mrs. Charles Ham and son Floyd
visited Alfred Ham Sunday.
Mrs. Roethlisberger and daughter,
Helen called at Charles Fishers home
Sunday afternoon.
Alma record. (Alma, Mich.) 1878-1928, 1914-12-17
The Chief Executive D0plOr0S
the Lack Of Ships, Declares
That the Government Must
Open the Gates Of Trade and
Urges Passage Of the Pend
ing Shipping Bill Rural
Credits and Safety at Sea.
Self Government For fiIipinOS
Again Recommended.

- OILOWING Is President vii
sons annual message. deliver
ed AT the beginning OF the
short term OF the Sixty third
|, congress:
Gentlemen Of the Congress-The ses-
I sion upon which you are now entering
will be the closing session of the Six
ty-third congress. a congress, | ven
, ture to say, which will long be remem-
bered for the great body of thoughtful
. and constructive work which it has
, done in loyal response TO the thought
and needs of the country. ! should
like In this address To review the nota-
bic record and try TO make adequate
assessment of it. but no doubt we
stand too near the work that has been
done and are ourselves too much part
OF it TO play the part of historians to
ward IL.
Moreover. our thoughts are now more
of the future than of the past While
we have worked at our tasks OF peace
have been altered by war. What we have
done for our own land and our own
people we did with the best that was In
us. whether OF character or OF inteli-
gence. with sober enthusiasm and a
confidence In the principles upon which
we were acting which sustained US at
every step Of the difficult undertak-
ing. But II is done. 1t has passed from
our hands. 1t is now an established
part Of the legislation OF the country.
Its usefulness, it's effects will disclose
themselves In experience. What chief
ly strikes us now. as we look about US
during these closing days OF year
which will be forever memorable In the
history of the world. is that we face
new tasks. have been facing them
these six months. must face them in
the months to come-face them without
partisan feeling. like men who have
forgotten everything but a common
duty and the fact that we are repre-
Alma record. (Alma, Mich.) 1878-1928, 1914-12-17
SELF GOVERNMENT FOR
FlLIPINOS Is URGED
President Says Senate Should Pass
Measure Now Before Senate.

Measure Now Before Senate.
And there il another great piece OF
legislation which awaits and should re-
ceive the sanction of the senate.
mean the bill which gives "A larger
measure of self government TO the peo-
pie of the philippines. How better In
this time OF anxious questioning and
perplexed policy could we show our
confidence IN the principles OF liberty
as the source as well as the expression
OF life; how better could we demon
.strate our own self possession and
steadfastness In the courses OF justice
and disinterestedness than by thus go
ing calmly forward to fulfill our prom
ises to dependent people, who will
now look more anxiously than ever TO
see whether we have indeed the liber-
ality, the unselishness. the courage.
the faith we have boasted and profess
ed? / cannot believe that the senate
will let this great measure OF construc-
tive justice await the action of another
congress. Its passage would nobly
crown the record OF these two years
OF memora BILE labor
But | think that you will agree with
me that this does not complete the toll
of our duty. How are we TO carry our
goods to the empty markets OF which
have spoken If we have not the
ships? How are we TO build up great
trade If we have not the certain and
constant means OF transportation upon
which all profitable and useful COM
MERGE depends? And how are we to
get the ships if we wait for the trade
10 develop without them? To correct
the many mistakes by which we have
discouraged and all but destroyed the
merchant marine of the country. to re-
trace the steps by which we have. 1t
seems almost deliberately. withdrawn
our flag from the seas. except where.
here and there. ship or war is hidden
carry IL or some wandering yacht dis
plays It, would take a long time and
involve many detailed items Of legis-
lation, and the trade which we ought
Immediately TO handle would disap-
pear or find other channels while we
debated the items
The case is not unlike that which
confronted us when our own continent
was 70 be opened up 10 settlement and
industry. and we needed long lines OF
railway. extended means OF transpor-
tation prepared beforehand. If develop
ment was not TO lag intolerably and
wait unfortunately. We lavishly sub
sidized the building of transconti-
mental railroads. We look back upon
that with regret now. because the sub
sides led TO many scandals Of which
we are ashamed. but we know that
the railroads had to be built, and II
we bad 1t TO do over again we should
OF course build them, but In another
way. Therefore | propose another
way OF providing the means OF trans
portation. which must precede, no,
tardily follow. the development Of our
trade with our neighbor states OF
America. II may seem reversal OF
the natural order of things, but II is
true. that the routes OF trade must n
actually opened-by many ships and
regular sailings and moderate charges
before streams OF merchandise viii
flow freely and profitably through
them