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The Palatka news and advertiser. [volume] (Palatka, Fla.) 1908-19??, 1914-10-16
HARLEM NOTES.

H. Pruitte, J. G. Minton and Ivan
Bohannon were visitors from our sec
ton to Palatka on Saturday.
l.. Bohannon and B. G. Sykes at
tended the meeting of the st. Johns
River Association last Wednesday,
Thursday and Friday, and reported a
very interesting meeting with the
Bostwick Baptist church.
Mr.. and Mrs. L. Bohannon visited
their daughter, Mrs. E. j. McLendon,
at Hollister on Saturday last.
On Sunday a large congregation
gathered at Union Grove Primitive
Baptist church and witnessed the Gel
ebration of the Lords Supper and
footwashing.
Mr.. and Mrs. Oscar Smith were
visiting at the home of H. Pruitte on
Sunday.
Crops are looking fine in this sec
ton.
Sunday night the Providence Bap-
fist church had a called meeting, at
which call was extended to Rev. Mr..
Malphus of Starke to become pastor.
A previous call extended to Rev. NJ.
M. Strickland was not accepted.
HARLEM.
The Palatka news and advertiser. [volume] (Palatka, Fla.) 1908-19??, 1914-10-16
POMONA NEWS.

Mir ard Mrs Hartford Elks and
children of Green Cove Springs are
here on visit to relatives.
Berlin Middleton and Mack Martin
of Palatka spent Sunday in town with
friends.
H. H. Hayes and C. C. Middleton
spent Thursday of last week in JACK
sonville on business.
The Literary club met Friday even
ing and all present enjoyed the inter-
esting program prepared by Prof. Ell
gel. The next meeting will be held
one month from date.
W. M. Williams motored to Palat-
| ka Monday afternoon having with
him Mrs. C. A. Smith and Mrs. ]. NJ.
Tucker who went for few hours
shopping.
The Congregational church will be
opened for morning service the first
Sunday in November by Rev. r. S.
White of Chicago, who has accepted
call for the coming year.
The friends of Miss Rhoda Johnson
regret to know that she continues
seriously ill at the home of her faith
er, M. P. johnson.
The next few weeks will see most
of our winter residents returned and
all will be gladly welcomed.
DR.. E. w. Warren of Palatka was
in town Sunday on professional busl-
ness.
Saturday afternoon w. E. New
and his cass of S. S. boys visited the
family of W. F. Blackman, who is
sick and in need, taking contribu-
tons of money and groceries to help
them while unable to work and pro-
vide for themselves. The boys are
to be commended for the kind acts
they are doing from time to time,
and also Mr.. New who is their leader,
and faithful Sunday School teacher.
H. A. Irish who had charge Of the
Worcester place during the absence of
Mr.. and Mrs. Worcester, has moved
with his family into the DR.. Learnard
house around the lake now owned by
T. w. Siney.
A. D. Zachary came up from San
ford early in the week, and it is ru-
mored that the mill will be running
again soon.
The Palatka news and advertiser. [volume] (Palatka, Fla.) 1908-19??, 1914-10-16
NASHUA NEWS.

Mr.. and Mrs. Julien de Nazarie and
children spent Sunday at Oakdale,
the home of Mrs. de Nazarie.
Miss Alice Davies returned Thurs
day from Orlando, where she has
been spending the last three months
with her sister, Mrs. Cooley.
Mr.. and Mrs. John Fink took a
trip to Palatka on Thursday, accom-
panied by Mrs. Bray and daughter,
Claire.
Mr.. and Mrs. R. S. Paine spent a
few days in Jacksonville thu past
week, going over and back in their
auto and accompanied by L. ]. Nc
Leod of Welaka.
A. C. Whitman arrived Friday from
his summer home in Hurley, Wis. He
will spend the winter here.
Miss Claire Bray spent several
days this week in Palatka with her
sister, Mrs. de Nazarie.
A. L. Bilque made a business trip
to Palatka on Friday, returning OH
Saturday.
The Palatka news and advertiser. [volume] (Palatka, Fla.) 1908-19??, 1914-10-16
GERMANS S.tIRM LIKE BEES.
Wounded sritsher Describes lrresist-
lille Attacks In Advance on Paris,

A striking personal description Of
the work of the British eXpeditionarl
force. including the last heavy fighting
outside Paris. is given by II driver of
the royal artillery who has been IL
valided home.
1.-THE awfulleSt work of all bC@;;l
where we were posted to resist ia d
German rush on Paris. On on" Shop
| leading to Il position whore our %'lU+
were posted the gro"Ed was Sllnprrt
NTH blood which was HNr It rjrr@ #f
the foot. where there WAS IN over IN
creasing pile of dead d"img an
wounded
THE 6ercest lighting took pi"c
when the Germans tried to force
passage of the river ut various pDi:itS
AS they came up the fords they were
CALLED terribly by the rifle fire. and
we kept plugging them with shells as
fast as we could. For awhile it didn't
seem to be of any use. for as one man
fell another stepped forward to take
his place. They had evidently made
up their minds to get the pontoons into
position regardless Of cost in lives
THE first party got theirs into posi-
ton nicely. and then came rushing
across it like swarm of bees rushing
out Of their hive to see what was
wrong. A shell from French battery
hidden on our left dropped right on
them, and the thing went topping into
the river with its human load, being
carried down stream under heavy
rifle and shell fire.
THE same thing went on the whole
day. until we We're sick of the sight.
and the cries of the drowning and dy
ing men We're always ringing in our
ears. That was the daily program as
saw it until | got hit and was seut
home"
The Palatka news and advertiser. [volume] (Palatka, Fla.) 1908-19??, 1914-10-16
COMO NEWS.

Mrs. W. L. Gable and son, Willie
have returned from Nj. Vernon, N
Y, and New York city, after most most
ENJOYABLE visit with relatives. They
are bo,h much improved in health
Miss Belle Haight and brother, A
ron Haight, of Mt. Vernon, N. J.,
are the guests of Mr.. and Mrs. D, n.
Dusenberry.
H. c. Gates, Mr.. and Mrs. George
Davidson, Miss Lillian Skalak ana
Miss Dorothy Rider of Cleveland,
Ohio, are expected the 18th and Will
occupy their lovely home for the sea-
son.
The Prior house has been rented to
a party from New York and they eX~
pect to occupy the house early in No
vember.
Services were held at the NJ. q.
church Sunday morning. Mrs. W. l..
Gable led the League meeting in the
evening.
The Palatka news and advertiser. [volume] (Palatka, Fla.) 1908-19??, 1914-10-16

Neuralgia Of the face, shoulder,
hands, or feet requires powerful
remedy that will penetrate the flesh
BILLIARDS. SNOW IMMINENT pos
sesses that power. Rubbed in where
the pain is felt is all that is necessary
to relieve suffering and restore nor
NAL conditions. Price 25c, SOC and
$1.00 per bottle. Sold by Alderman
Stewart Drug Co.
The Palatka news and advertiser. [volume] (Palatka, Fla.) 1908-19??, 1914-10-16
Why Not Publish It?

When you want fact to become
generally known, the right way is to
6nbIish it. Mrs. Joseph Kallans,, Pc
ru, Ind, was troubled with oele NM
sour stomach and frequent heaaacHe sm
She writes, 81 feel it my. duty to zen
others what Chamberlain's IaGlets
have done for me. They have helped
nv digestion and regulated my boweI IS
Since using them l have been entlreiy
weI y For sale by all dealers.
The Palatka news and advertiser. [volume] (Palatka, Fla.) 1908-19??, 1914-10-16

Inquiries made in German military
circles with regard to reports that
General Won Moltke had been removed
as chief of the general staff of the
German army bring denial The re-
port, 1t is declared, probably was
caused by the change or officers in the
German quartermaster generals de-
partment, where General Won Voight-
Rhetz was appointed to succeed Gen
eral Won Stein. General Won Moltks
retains his post.
The Palatka news and advertiser. [volume] (Palatka, Fla.) 1908-19??, 1914-10-16
Old Treasures Found In india.

images of Hindu gods and Buddh.
have been discovered at Dhalagaot
near Rampal, India formerly the cap
ital of King Ballal Sen Two months
back an astrologer of Panchashar
Munshigenj. is said to have predicted
that there lay hidden treasures In .
pucca building underneath a tank
With the permission of the owner
ard the government, the tank is be
ing bailed out by him. As a result
tho images we're recovered and traces
OF buildings found.
The Palatka news and advertiser. [volume] (Palatka, Fla.) 1908-19??, 1914-10-16

Many shallow remark is backed
up by a deep voice.
Every mans credit is good when it
comes to borrowing trouble.
Tulsa daily world. [volume] (Tulsa, Indian Territory [Okla.]) 1905-1919, 1914-01-04
Tulsa NURSE MAY
CO TO THE BORDER
Il MEMBER or THE RED CROSS
COMMITTEE IN THE
STiIll.

Miss Luolla Soliday, Of 90S South
Lawton, will likely be the first Red
Cross Nurse in oklahoma to go to
the Mexican border. according to
word received 10y her yesterday from
the state sccretory OF the Oklahoma
association. The bloody warfare that
has been carried on along the Mexican
border recently has resulted in hun
dreds Of MoXicans being killed and
wounded. Already nearly every Red
Cross nurse in Texas is stationed at
Pr,sidio, Texas. helping TO take care
Of the injured MeNicans who are flock
ing across the line into United States
territory for medical aid.
Miss S1liday and four other nurses
in the state were appointed as mem
bers Of the Red Cross society last
summer and just two days before
Christmas received her commission
ana badge.
when called yesterday and asked II
she would so If ordered, she replied
that she was ready to 20 at any time.
orders are expected at any time
from the National commission, order
Tulsa daily world. [volume] (Tulsa, Indian Territory [Okla.]) 1905-1919, 1914-01-04

This is suited to the fireless cooker
or TO any sort of stove where the heat
can be kept low enough to simmer,
not boil the meat. Take a two-pound
piece Of chuck steak, or a bit of rib
roast sliced onions, potatoes (Which
should have been parboiled or soaked
in salt water over night. two or
three carrots sliced bay leaf, salt
and pepper (paprika is better). Put
a layer of onions and the other vege-
tables into a kettle. lay in the meat,
and cover with the rest Of the vege-
tables and the bal leaf. and pour over
all one pint Of boiling. salted water.
with a dash Of red pepper or paprika
Cover closely, boil twenty minutes
and place in the cooker for five hours
or more. The gravy should be thick
ened with little Drowned flour
mixed TO a cream with cold water
Tie wish should be served piping hot.
garnished with the vegetables and a
little parsley.
Tulsa daily world. [volume] (Tulsa, Indian Territory [Okla.]) 1905-1919, 1914-01-04

by copyright, were appropriated by
successive editors Of Mother Goose
without the least bit of thank
you"
The discovery of the name Of the
author was made by clergyman
Of the Church of England, the pres
ent vicar Of Yealmptor, in County
Devon, who has given the news Of
his happy finding to the press. He
says that the author was Sarah
Catherine Martin, who wrote the i'm
rcrishable rhyme more than 100
years ago, and that Mother Hubbard
herself was housekeeper to the
Squire Of Yealmpton The pronunci-
alton Of this name is not given, but
taking account of the hungry dog
and the poem into account. one may
guess IT off as p-ton.-Indianap
News.
Tulsa daily world. [volume] (Tulsa, Indian Territory [Okla.]) 1905-1919, 1914-01-04

as % dollar aud he3Wc dts
t-v>,ius Itching aud burning
They said b. vu, rczcma and
Sc would take q long tmc TO
Cure &c. I bad tuc eczema
ou both hands aui wrists It
vassobadtuat . could hardly
use my hands rar anything
Il i,cucd aud burned 80
badly fHst I had 10 rub or
Tulsa daily world. [volume] (Tulsa, Indian Territory [Okla.]) 1905-1919, 1914-01-04

For Weakness and Loss of Appetite
The old standard general strengthen
mL tonic. GROVES TASTELESS chill
TONIC, drives out malaria and builds
up the sy stem. a true tonic and sure
appctizcr. For adults and children.
soc (Adv)
Tulsa daily world. [volume] (Tulsa, Indian Territory [Okla.]) 1905-1919, 1914-01-04
Old Mother Hubbard.

A rare discovery has been made
In the realm Of Notwithstanding
less than the author Of "Old Mother
Hubbard" whose lines, unprotected
Tulsa daily world. [volume] (Tulsa, Indian Territory [Okla.]) 1905-1919, 1914-01-04

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10, 1c''IdIn- l' 'N" ana I''s'h' I'
the judge is .u error, then the case
is rome into am .ppcal hy the HIGHER
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which decides N'.no"l Io''I ''''' ''
any previous ease. H"ou'u some l'I''I-
u'auon uI tI'"'H lrd''l'' ne intro
Tulsa daily world. [volume] (Tulsa, Indian Territory [Okla.]) 1905-1919, 1914-01-04

ing a detachment Of the Oklahoma
Red Cross nurses to the Mexican bor-
der.
Tulsa daily world. [volume] (Tulsa, Indian Territory [Okla.]) 1905-1919, 1914-01-04
M0MEY nm WyTHEAT

$1,000 buys PITTS or Calls m 10 600 br.h.
eb Of wheat No Further Risk A move
ment ~ Sc from price rive, vnu ,h,reo ;.
eks ssoooo &c $4,000. &c $500 90 etc
Write FOR particulars ''O'
THE CENTRAL STOCK GRAIN 90.
Park Bldg, Cleveland, o.
Tulsa daily world. [volume] (Tulsa, Indian Territory [Okla.]) 1905-1919, 1914-01-04
MONEY IN GRAIN

SVO0 buys pnts OF cals on TO- 600 buthols Of what
corn No further risk. NOV ement OF DC from price
givesyou an opportunity 20 iakctoo &c 800 SC t3oOec
Write for particulars. Finance brokerage Com
pany, Deck NO. = Finance Bldg, Kansas City, No.
Tulsa daily world. [volume] (Tulsa, Indian Territory [Okla.]) 1905-1919, 1914-01-04

Dr. Larklns, Osteopath. opp. Kress
Adv
Tulsa daily world. [volume] (Tulsa, Indian Territory [Okla.]) 1905-1919, 1914-01-04

World Wants Get Results
Tulsa daily world. [volume] (Tulsa, Indian Territory [Okla.]) 1905-1919, 1914-01-04

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The central record. (Lancaster, Ky.) 18??-current, 1914-05-07
PREACH ERSViLLE.

Miss Tory Anderson has the measles
Mr.. J. J. Thompson has been quite
sick.
Mrs. j. J. Thompson, who has beer
sick, is better,
Miss Larue Traylor, of Paris, visited
Mr.. land Mrs. w. P. White.
Mr.. and Mrs. J. M. Cress visited Mr..
and Mrs. Alfred Owens Sunday.
Services at the M. E. church Sunday
by the pastor, Rev. r. H. Baird.
Miss Nell Newland, CT Cedar Creek,
visited her sister, Mrs. w. C. Cum
Minis.
Mr.. Josiah Anderson of Lincoln Co.,
visited his brother, D. NJ. Anderson and
family.
Misses Eva Merriman and Osa Dudde-
rar, of Spainey, were attending church
here Sunday.
Mr.. and Mrs. j. C. Morgan, of Point
Leavell, visited her parents, Mr.. and
Mrs. j. j. Thompson.
Mrs. M. O. Kennedy and sister Miss
Flossie May Sutton, of Bryantsville,
visited friends here Sunday.
MIR. and Mrs. Pruitt Thompson went
to Frankfort on the excursion Satur-
day from Lancaster. They report
nice time,
Several of our leading farmers have
purchased automobiles and others have
the fever d. M. Anderson is the
latest buyer, purchasieg nice Over
land.
The following attended the burial of
Mr.. H. H. Baker, at Mt. Werner, Sat-
urday; Messrs j. H. and Logan Thomp-
son and Miss Lucille Thompson, Mr.. and
Mrs. j. F. Thompson, of Sweeney, and
Mrs. Hayden. Leavell, of Lancaster.
The central record. (Lancaster, Ky.) 18??-current, 1914-05-07
HAMM ACK

Mr.. and Mrs. R. F. Parsons visited
Mr.. c. Dillon and wife Sunday.
Mr.. and Mrs E. G. Hammock made
flying trip to Lowell Sunday evening.
Misses Nellie Beazley and George
Dillon visited Miss Myrtle Parsons Sum-
day.
Mrs. Sam Hall visited her dauehthr
Mrs. Jack Roberts Saturday anu Sun
day.
Robert Hammack Of Gainesville
called to see his aunt S. E. Hammack
Sunday evening.
Miss Faye Tudor is expected home
Friday from Florida where she has
been visiting her uncle Mr.. John Car
penter.
Mr.. and. Mrs. W. H. Furr and Mr.
and Mrs. Longsworth were visiting
Sunday at String Town near Dripping
Springs.
Mrs. James Pointer has a valuable
turkey hen, one morning last week she
laid double egg and same day laid an
other egg.
Misses Myrtle Parsons, Nellie Beaz'
ley and Georgia Dillon and Mr.. Robert
Parsons Jr. called on Miss Ida Hurt
| Sunday evening,
The central record. (Lancaster, Ky.) 18??-current, 1914-05-07
Kill The Catarrh Germ--.
Use HyOmei.

It's the direct-to-the-spot method
you breathe it. Do not delay and con-
tinue to suffer from catarrh, head colds.
bronchitis or snifies. 1t is not only
needless end annoys your friends, but
dangerous to your general health.
Begin the Hyomei treatment at once.
1t is one of the easiest, quickest, and
surest ways to clear the head and quick
ly and permanently Danish catarrh.
Hyomei being medicated air immedi-
ately reaches the sore and irritated
membrane and tissues-its antiseptic
and germicidal healing begins at once.
You will surely like Hyomei- re.
lief if not only immediate but lasting.
Money refunded by K. E. McRoberts if
you are not satisfied.
Get the complete outfit-$1.OO size.
Druggists everywhere sell Hyomei.
The central record. (Lancaster, Ky.) 18??-current, 1914-05-07
If You Suffer Any Stomach
Agony
Take Mona Now--PerfectIy Harmless
but acts Quickly and Effectively.

When you feel nervous. blue, irrit-
able. tired and dizzy-when you have
headaches, sour stomach, heartburn and
pains in the colon and bowels-you are
suffering in the colon and bowels-you
need Mi-o-na at once.
Mi-o-na is not q cure-all but a spe-
cific for stomach ills. 1t builds up and
strengthens the stomach walls and
glands, improves quickly the digestive
system and assists nature to properly
digesl and assimilate the food thus in
surfing good health.
Do not suffer another day. Get a
fifty cent box of Mi-o-na Tablets from
r. E. McRoberts. Keep them with you
constantly they will help you get well
and strong and immediate relief is sure.
If not benefited Mi-o-na costs nothing
The central record. (Lancaster, Ky.) 18??-current, 1914-05-07
Commissioner
Sale Of Land.

GARRARD CIRCUIT COURT,
Henry Owens, ct al, Plaintiffs.
Ed Owens, ct al, Defendants,
and
w. H. Harris, Plaintiff,
on cross-petition,
jeff Moore, Defendant.
Pursuant to a judgment rendered at
the March Term, 1914, the undersigned
Commissioner will sell at public auction
before the Court House Door in Lam
caster, KY, at II O'Clock A, M. or
whereabouts, on
MONDAY, MAY IS, 1914.
it being the first day of the Garrard
County Court Term, the real estate
mentioned in the pleadings and des-
cribed as follows: Same being a house
IN the city of Lancaster, Garrard
County, KY. two lots. the first being
part of the lot sold to Madison Baker
by the Trustees of the Lancaster
cemetery and part of the DOphny lot
and bounded as follows; Beginning at
the Northeast end of said lot; thence
West 40 feet; thence a straight line to
the railroad; thence with the railroad
to the Southeast corner of the Dophny
lot; thence with the Eastern line there
of to the beginning. The deed to which
is dated March 5, 1869, and recorded in
Deed Book page 119, Garrard County
Clerks office. The second lot is in the
said town of Lancaster, Kv., on Buford
street adjoining the before mentioned
lot and bounded on the North by Bu-
ford street. on the East by Gregory
lot. the l.. & N. Railroad track; on the
West by Maggie Burdett property, and
the same property conveyed by T. B.
Robinson as sheriff of Garrard County,
KY, by deed to Jeffrey MoOrs of re-
cord in Deed Book no. 10, page 289,
Garrard County Clerks office.
The purpose of this sale is to divide
the proceeds received from TIE sale of
the property among the parties enti-
tied to receive the same, after paying
the costs and the debts adjudged
against the interest of certain parties
herein.
TERMS.
The sale will be made on a credit of
six months and the purchaser will be
required to executs bond with approved
security for the purchase price, due in
months after date bearing interest at
per ct. per annum from date until paid
said bond having the force and effect
of a judgment upon which execution
may issue, payable to w. H. Brown,
Master Commissioner of the Garrard
Circuit Court, and lien will be reserv-
ed upon the property sold until all the
purchase money is paid.
w. H. Brown, M. C. G. C. C,
H. C, Kaufman, Attorney.
Capt Am. Bourne, Auctioneer.
The central record. (Lancaster, Ky.) 18??-current, 1914-05-07

Now's the time to give your body
your stomach, bowels, kidneys and blood
"a good, old-fashioned house cleaning
and get rid of the stagnant impurities
that you've been storing up all winter.
Your whole system is so clogged up
that every vital organ in your body is
half asleep. That's what makes you
feel so lazy, tired and yawnY. Your
vital energy and steam and vim and
force are bottled up and corked SO
tightly with impurities that they can
get out.
Remove the stopper and watch them
sizzle. Watch the lazy, yawny feelings
vanish and feel the renovated blood
start rushing through your veins. See
how quickly your tired nerves will pick
up and how wonderfully rested, re-
freshed you feel after good night $
sleep.
ROOT JUICE will showyou these re-
suits in few days time. It's the
greatest blood and body renovator,
system cleanser, builder, revitalizer
and tonic you ever used in all your life.
1t wakes up every part and organ in
the body and its safe-made of Nature S
own restoratives-roots herbs, leaves
and banks. It's new and different
kind of tonic, and wonder. All good
sell it on a guarantee to give
back every cent it costs if you're not
more than satisfied.
Get bottle and try it. Try it just
a few days on this guarantee. But re-
get the genuine ROOT JUICE
and don't let any unreliable druggist
insult you by offering some worthless
of his own.
The central record. (Lancaster, Ky.) 18??-current, 1914-05-07
Ckamber!ain's Eminent.

This preparation is intended especially
for rheumatism. lame back, sprains and
like ailments. 1t is a favOrite with
people who are well acquainted with
its splendid qualities Mrs. Charles
Tanner, Wabash, Ind, says of it, Il
have found Chamberlain's Liniment
the best thing for lame back and sprains
| have ever used. 1t works like a
charm and relieves pain and soreness.
1t has been used by others of my
family as well as myself for upwards
OF twenty Yeas. 25 and so cent bot
ties. For sale by all dealers. I'm
The central record. (Lancaster, Ky.) 18??-current, 1914-05-07
COY

Miss Lucy Daily is teaching school at
SCOTS Fork.
Mr.. ALT Husband is on the sick list
at this writing.
Mr.. Angle Sanders is suffering with
a sprained ankle.
Mrs. Mamie Moberly is spending the
week in Lexington.
Mr.. George Preston is visiting friends
in Jessamine this week.
Mrs. Marvan Sanders had the mis-
fortune to burn her foot, it is doing
nicely.
Mr.. and Mrs. R. H. Preston and his
mother visited friends in Jessamine
Sunday.
The central record. (Lancaster, Ky.) 18??-current, 1914-05-07
A PRINTERS DREAM.

II INllv LIN ~ DlNunlIs
Last evening l was talking
With printer aged and gray,
Who told me of dream he had
Just after Christmas day.
While a-snoozing in his office
The vision came to view;
He saw an angel enter, dressed
In garments white and new.
Said the spirit: '.I'm from heaven,
The Lord has sent me down
To bring you up to glory,
Put on your golden crown.
MANY merchants you've made richer
From few received full pay;)
While you've grown poor and poorer
Your business did decay.
$50 We need you up in glory
For you have labored hard
Until your brow is hoary-
You've earned a great reward
Then the angel and the printer
Started toward the golden gate;
But when passing close to hades
The angel murmured, "Wait-
Here's nook l wish to show you
It the hottest place in hell,
Where the dubs who beat the printe
In awful torment dwell"
The printer saw before him
Old patrons by the score;
An easy chair he grabbed,
And asked for nothing more.
He sat and sat and watched them,
Saw them sizzle. scorch and burn,
And his former debtors saw him
/ Whichever way he'd turn.
Said the angel: Come up higher,
And the pearly gates Wen see."
But the printer only answered.
"This is heaven enough for me-
Elk