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, 1914-10-22
Mast Our Governor Be Wealthy.

About the only arguments adj
vanced for the election of Ken
drick are that he is wealthy and
has been successful in business.
In other words the people should
elect Kendrick Governor because
he is rich.
The experience of Wyoming has
been that it's richest Governors has
not been satisfactory public Off
cials. Our richest Governors have
been Osborne and Carey and the
State has not been proud of either.
Osborne accomplished absolutely
nothing for the benefit of Wyom-
ing during the two years he was
Goveruor-and his administration
was a tiasco. And yet he was a
very wealthy and successful bust
less man.
Carey is an immensely wealthy
man, the millions his brothers &C.
cumulated as members of the wall
paper trust having, come to him by
Inheritance. He is undoubtedly
the richest man who has ever been
Governor of this State, and yet
his administration has been a dis
NAL failure. He has accomplished
nothing for the State, even the
Central Wyoming Irrigation pro-
ject which he pleaded would be
completed during his term of Office
being just in the condition it was
four years ago when he made the
pledge. He promised to increase
immigration, but all be did in that
line was to put a political heller
in charge of $4,000 cof State
money to be wasted in building up
a Carey-K endrick machine and
help sell Wheatland lands. His
hobby, the improvement of peni-
tentiary conditions, resulted in
arson and lynchine within the
peniientiary walls and the escape
of hundreds of dangerous crimi-
mails whose convictions had cost
the State thousands of dollars
Governor Carey will leave the ex-
ecutive Office in January next with
scarcely a personal or political
friend. He will be 2 man without
"a party, a political renegade; the
democrats glad to get rid of him,
the progressives faded away, and
the republicans mindful Of his
treachery, wanting nothing more
to do with him.
, 1914-10-22
SINGULAR DREAMS.
@Postie" Effusion That Drew Tears Of
Pathos From the Slseper,

NPoetic" EHusion That Drew Tears Of
Pathos From the Sleeper.
Lord Roberts records a remarkable
dream. In October, 1853, his father, to
whom he was acting as aid-de-camp at
Peshawar, India, had issued Invitations
for a dance. Two days before 1t was
to take place he was silent and de-
spondent during breakfast and seventn,
ally told his son that he had had an
unpleasant dream, which had visited
him several times before and had al
ways been followed by the death Of
a near relation. AS the day wore on
bis depression grew, and he wanted to
put off the dance. His son dissuaded
him, but that night the dream return
ed, and the dance vas then postponed.
1.-The next morning the post brought
news of the sudden death of the half
sister at Lahore with whom l had
stayed IN my way to Peshawar."
Many people have dreamed poetry
In their sleep. The London Chronicle
tells of one man who awoke from a
dream with the tears streaming down
his face at the pathos of the following
lines:
Walker with three eyes.
Walker with two,
Something to think of.
Something to do,
But the limit OF absurdity in this
curious art vas achieved by the wom-
an who composed a whole epic In her
sleep. On awaking she found that she
could remember only the concluding
couplet:
Admiral Kinkums and his seven daugh
tiers
Hung in a bark suspended DER the waters.
, 1914-10-22
whs. Allied Him..

'-They tell me you've lost your hired
man"
"Yep, best farm hand 1 ever had"
"Shol What wuz the matterr"
"Nothin'. Johns a German. you
know, and these here Germans hev
what they call the w~anderlust. It's
somethin' tibet keeps 'em movin' from
one place to t'other and don't let 'em
stay long anywheres.r
That's queer. amt IT? How long
had John been with Your
"Only eleven years." Cleveland
Plain Dealer.
, 1914-10-22

Union stock Yards, South Omaha
Oct. 1s.-The heaviest run of cattle
In the history of the yards arrived to.
day, about 1860 head. There was
only a sprinkling OF corn-fed cattle
included in today's receipts. II was
evident, however, that they would
nave TO sell lower than last week.
With the heaviest run of western
rangers in over two years it was only
a question of how much statesmen
o have to take of. Right choice
offerings on both beef and feeding
steers did no sell so much lower per.
haps, while on the other hand 1O0l5c
would not cover the decline on the
medium and common grades. Cows
n heifers were given another Sc
we're jolt, selling at new low prices for
the season and business in stock cat.
tie and feeder steers was very dull
at the full decline of 1O615c. All
other markets reported slow and lower
market.
Cattle quotc ions: Good to choice
y~earl!ngs, s9.5061O.0O; good to choice
b%eeves, s9,0O@l0.O0; fair to good
beeves, sS.00@s.15; ommon to fair
beeves, s7.25@S.0O; good to choice
heiiers, s6,25@7OO; good to choice
cows, s5.75@6.25: fair to good cows.
s.. 0G5.65; amer and cutters, $500
@5.00; veal calves, $7.50010.00; bulls,
stays, etc. s4.5O@6.25; prime feeding
steers, $S.0048.40; good to choice feed
ers, $7.30@s.00; fair to good feeders,
$6.75G7.25; common to fair feeders,
$6.0096.6O; stock heifers, s5.OO@5.75;
stock cows, $3.50 @5.75; stock calves,
$6.00@8-00; choice to prime beeves,
$S.00@S.50; good to choice range
beeves, $7.40mS.00; fair to good range
beeves, s6.7567.25; common to fair
beeves, s5.7546.50.
About $500 hogs arrived today.
Prices were as much as 15c to a quar-.
ter lower than the close of last week.
All other markets report about the
same decline. Bulk of the sales was
made at -$6.90@7.10, and mixed hogs
sold up to SIPS. the top.
Sheep and lamb receipts totaled Az
900 head. Mutton and feeder ewes
were reported as steady to strong,
trade being active. Fat ewes sold
around s4.60@49O, and the feeder
eve brought around s4.O0@4.20, and
the fat yearlings ranged at $3.50
5.65. For the most part trade in both
fat and feeder lambs was slow. Fat
lambs were fully steady. while feeder
lambs were steady to as much as 100
15c lower in some cases.
Quotations on range sheep and
lambs: Lambs. good to choice, $40
@7.60; lambs. fair to good, s7.10@740;
lambs. feeders, s6.00671O; yearlings.
good to choice. s5.8596.10: y%earlings,
fair to good, s5.60@5.S5; ~yearlings,
feeders. s5.40@5 80; wethers, good to
choice, s5.25@5.60; werners. fair to
good, s5.10@5.25; wethers. feeders,
$4.20@4.s5; ewes, good to choice.
$4.50@4.so; ewes, fair to good. s4.25@
4.5o; ewes, feeders, $S.50@4.25.
, 1914-10-22

"Now, Tommy" said the Sunday
school teacher, suppose you had W
apples and you gave another boy his
choice of them. You would tell him to
take the largest one. wouldn't your"
mo. ma'am." said Tommy promptly.
"why. Tommy exclaimed b teach
er in shocked surprise. why nOtT"
"well." said Tommy, lin dis bunch
It wouldn't be necessary to tell him
dat."-New York Globe.
, 1914-10-22
rb.r, Mus. Be Something In II.

"Do you believe there is really any
such thing as owe at first sight?"
Certainly there is. II there was no
uuch thing how many of the married
men whom you know would ever have
been able to enchant their wivesf'-
Chicago Record Herald.
, 1914-10-22

Mistress binding visitor In the kitch-
en)-Who is this, Mary? Mary tcon-
fused-My brother. MN. Mistress
OBSERVATION-DISCLOSURES not much alike.
Mary (stammering apologetically)-we
were. MN, but he's just had his beard
shaved off. and that makes him look
different. philadelphia Ledger.
, 1914-10-22

"what's the matter with this eleva-
tori" asked the V man. You
keep trying to run 1t through the roof"
"You'll have to excuse me- replied
the operator. I'm not used to one Of
these little twenty story buildings
Washington Star.
, 1914-10-22
oIoatina oper ths Victim.

"Your teeth are In pretty bad condi
ton"
'"rhey must be-" sighed the patient
''You look SO happy."-Judge.
, 1914-10-22

''will you corroborate my
tions?" =.
"Naw. l can't do that. But I'll stand
by what We say" Balu%c Alnerl'
car.
, 1914-10-22
LIVE STOCK PRICES
ATSOUTHO OMAHA
Heavy Run Of Cattle Forces
Prices Down.
HOGS OFF At ALL POINTS.

sheep Run Liberal, but Little Good
STUFF Arrives-Fat Lambs st..a.
Yearlings and Ewes Active and
Steady to strons-Feeders Steady
to Easier.
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: Anecdotes of the Old Time Actors =
BY Edw. Le Roy Rice.
4sth' Of "Aosaehs Of MiasNsisy. from Daddy Rice to nan &C.

q 60. tThe New York Evening World.
Coffee" said the singer. wtthous
looking up. .i-
The waiter didn't understand. 'te
Order, please"
Coffee" repeated Harley In his high
pitched voice.
stlll 1t wasn't plain 10 the knight Of
the napkin.
Order, please"
Coffee. - you. Coffee" $751;.
And the waiter brought him coffee.
~ Can Never L0Ue Thee"
"HE late Fanny Davenport
played Pittsburgh once: In
fact. she played It several
times. but II was on this particular
occasion that the following little
anecdotelet occurred:
A certain clerk in n certain hotel
had an evening or and he decided
to spend 1t by paying homage to the
great tragic actress. lie was q hanh-
some chap and as he started for the
theatre many feminine heads fourd
occasion to look his way. I
Before arriving at the theatre.
however. he made several calls nc
places where liquid refreshmsnl -
, were served. nor did he leave the N
until he had had his. ~
When he arrived at the playhouse
he was dignifiAd and-mellow. ~ lie
was relieving himself of his 0vercoat
Miss Davenport was having q scene
with the villain and was saying: ~
| can never love thee" at tho same
time looking at the handsome one In
front, who Immediately picked up hts
hat and coat. left hts seat and looking
sorrowfully at the tragedienne, he
| said: well. that settles IT," And be
left the theatre.
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NEED WE WORRY ABOUT HERR

RE WE perhaps worrying too much these days about
0vsr.in Boston last Sunday Cardinal OConnel drew
dismal picture Of what she 10 coming to- I'VE need be neither
ude Puritan and to realize that something passing
heart and mind the Of to-day which leaving hard
and unwomAn and that year by year this transformation goes
pnt ccnnues there will be neither home family
xomsnly nature left"
The other heard conclude datribe
against suffrage th the dire prophecy IN another generation
will 90 to r. for q wonanw
Maybe not But don't let's forget that since
one OF the functions Of been wondering And
s bear in mind that for quite spell during the Middle Ages
climbed pedestal of dene and necency
should address her owery compliments and
tohgue.twisting batteries ...
Psrhaps now she is only having little fun the other
extreme.
somsthng passing in the heart and mind Of women Of
today says the Cardinal Can't nature TO take care
mat vhstsver 10 the harm in shall be only "pas'ng"'
II
sussr 10 anxious to take the sAud"Anybody stop
him tAs tine? TT.
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ten million dollars extra this year u
employees. in addition to their wages.
Just think how John Doe. sweeper
on the place. will feel when he gets his
pay envelope and counts & a day for
sweeping! That Is certainly some pay
just for sweeping.
Tho poor little woman Oh the east
side who gets that same amount per
week for doing the same kind OF sweep
Ing will wonder why things are NO un-
equally divided. Yet never mind. little
woman. There are better things CON-
ing your way. and employers are get
ting better every minute. Tomorrow
aivsys comes and brings with II mors
employers like this one. Also many
other unusual Innovations are chroni'
,tcledi In <his firm. NJ. Ford states
with the slsht-hour day and three
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Some Of q Take Too Much Stock IN
Ourselves before we've Taken Stock OF
Ourselves!
Dignity, yes--but there's a Feather
Fine Line OF Dernarcation between q
Certain Kind OF Dignity and Dulness!
We Fixture that we're Entitled TO Just
a. Many "Rights'' Al We can Get-but
II Keeps Us Pretty Busy Disabusing our
Minds of the Fool Idea that we're
Victim Of an Excessive Number Of
Wrongs"
Somehow We always Feel that Eel
low IL Drooling Self-sympathy when he
AIludes to himself as Ills Own Worst
Enemy"
A GiGgie doesn't Get Anywhere. but a
Good Laugh Dlspels the Obliaus View!
Self. Analysis In q Needful Exercise
but oar Friends don't care to Listen to
the Results OF our Introspectlon!
Fate doesn't Intrude very mach in the
Affairs OF Folks who Really Face the
Facts Of IAfe!
Maybe you've observed that the Man
whose Career In described as "Mete.
| oric' has Just hit the Earth with q
Thud
| That Phrase. The Even Tenor of hi
Way" always Conjures before US ths
Image OF Fellow who Never Heard o;
the Word Ambition
"Ths Road to Glory Leads but to thu
Grave" Ia Highly KapoO and. Mellinu.
ous-.but II we Listened to 1t -Muct
we'd All Drop our Tools!
Chasing . Will-o -ths. Wisp'' Il calle<
the Height Of Foolsry--but We once Ne
. Millionaire who. whom q Prespector
stumbled upon . Aarveiiousiy Ricl
Lead OF Surface Gold while he was Pur
suing u Queer Looking Butterfly tina
had Crossed his Poddins Path!
A Lot Of the Bunch who have no
ostsatatiously ciambsrsA,e on Bear
ths Water Wa0op ses nsvsrthelss
IDe1Gsas the swinsias Deevs' ,
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The Good Things of Life 3
And Their lust Division
BY Sophie Irene Loeb

, ~ fTh. N.v yo,l, r,ar,r, woaA, T-I-
s,,,. ~. %, ~, .. ,o,. -.
NO.. usu ,,s. p"' -" o1.
",,a " ""v us a 10" 70 ~s'
,,rr.n :, ~ ,. ,,, u.. nav
~ "ar an ~ s .". "ne mn
.,s ' ' Ss'"." "u"osr y.
NV. $50. . 49,, "' :" o"s VI"
$50, 'o III, 90 - " no., 49,
,hsn .hc,,I : MAJ. Wr~Opr~:
man rich a, Tho .~nsr,. =, ,hs Ma ~.
nnen ''en at '"e expense Oh the AASou'
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nrst class mill man. It's often i'm
possible b yet better than the extra
- waiting list. There ere during winter
months sometlmes over Q hundred mon
On the extra list barely making ends
meet and nearly all expert men. II
"Anxious" d0uots II let him rsprsssnt
Ainassaf ~ an operator and tiy 70 land
3os. TslsSraphy. In my opinion. 10 y
sheno at the pase for trade. Conditions
depseeapaA hsars long and pay small
lofSsn 'sbout ~ vssA q ssvsn Aayu).
~ sAylss h Aea't attsanot y isesn H.
= =, J.. '.
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Copyright. 1914. by The ~
What He Ordered.
THE organization OF Hay


THE organization OF Haverly's
Mastodon M!nstre,s In 1873 was a
q great event IN theatricals. The
slogan, Forty. Count EN-. Forty"
was byword for many years.
It was the custom at that time for
the companies to pay the hotel bills Of
the performers as well as their railroad
fares. A few days before they were to
open in Philadelphia for their initial
appearance In that city the Colonel
called the boys together and impress
sively told them that when they ar
rived in the Quaker City they were
going to stop at the Continental Hotel
at that time one OF the famous hos
telries OF the country.
And, boys" continued Mr.. Haverly,
Il want you to he as careful and COR
rect In your manner and speech as you
possibly can. know you VIII be a
credit to yourselves as well as me-"
They said that they would. Monday
they opened. All went we'll Tuesday
morning at breakfast the cork boys
were deeply immersed IN the papers.
looking up the notices" to see how
good they were.
George Harley. whose wonderful fal-
setto voice was for many years a fea-
ture OF minstrel entertainments. was at
the table. In addition there were Mr..
and Mrs. Billy Rice, "Bll'' FOote, the
manager: John II. Lee. the secretary.
and Charlie Frohman, The treasurer OF
the company. Harley was very near
sighted and was quite busy with his
paper when the waiter addressed him
with:
snndar
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=
such coAdittosls. .tPerhaps he has had
hard day III shop or ONCE. Perhaps he
hss auarrsIlsd with . friend. Perhaps
some member Of HE homo circle IL
causing him anxiety. There are Q
dosen perfectly legitimate explanations
Of his mood.
II seems TO me that the thoughtful
and confederate sirl will try 10 be
sympathetic and elf-sfYacing under
such circumstances iastsad Of manu-.
featuring . grievance. when her lover
10 himself again he Will be most crate.
full for her forbsarsnee.
M. A." writesa rs = wife to be
blamed for losing her affection for her
husband under the following circum-
stances; Fur tWeive years he has never
spoken to her kindly nor taken her out,
no has stayed out late every evening.
he has allowed her TO work hard at
business she has developed and he has
acted In every way like q rough
stranger" .,
I don't see how q wife could continue
to love such . husband
~. A." writes: ~ am In love with
sailor and he appeared to think a
great deaf OF me untr his return from
his last cruise lie wrote me most low
inG letters and sent me many beautiful
presents. but since he has been In port
this time III. has treated me very cooliy.
Shall I break off'rny acquaintance with
hime'
II would be the dignlfled thing to do
II you feel that he no longer cares for
you. Sailors are proyerbially tickle
you know.
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TEACHING THEM TO asTEP LIVELY"

ERLIN the most comfortable and uptodae city in Europe
but it stil has thing two to learn from New York
Two prominent citizens killed in the Berlin subway
bec they trsd % hurry Berlin underground trains
up OF noh-comuntsns each Of which divided
into separate compartments for % and second class passengers
Trying to "sp lively and get into the right compartment At the
sane time il dangerous and often disastrous
eminent German playwright Ludwig Fulda whom enter
d in New York recently has gone back to Berlin to wake
the city fathers the Of their ways He vigorously
us onea subway Of the New York pattern, with connect
ing doorway th permit passengers distribute themselves through
out the length Of the train.
Imperial city though s Berlin has become the last decade
big nes capital with spirit Of hustle that makes the average
American traveller feel at home there than other city
in Europe Sooner later enterprise and
to discard class Segregation and learn that convenience and safety
Essentially democratic
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.:..s!l
4aaPashy. ). $780, ut class opsr-
aees. - hsassaiv a1vtss him 10 stay
toIesy frSo r. e bssene' . ssed spsr-
49, vi tske frsn tvs . tEss ysars
- eoaD(ant VgNstiss asa iaftsr that Q
~ = ~. 80 49,. 1seniseo q once.
iS1espey = - e1A ~ ktsrs are
49, eupDr 49, . ,Ao6h .seletipeA,
! - ~ d - Naea1aaas. - say
{ 4 T.! 4 J: ~ vs. |.
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NO OTHER WAY?

3VIvE THOUSAND TRA1NMEN-prsctay every employee Of
the Delaware and Hudson RAroadwere called out strike
yesterday
All trains ceased operate and Thousands Of people
Stale unable get their work meet their
eagasemsnu
the districts affected the butchers promptly took
evanass Of che suson to charge everybody two cents pound
nsrs for beef 't.
Thirty thousand miners in the Lacnwanns and Wyoming Valleys
ses brought face With the possibility Of losing pay for
q indefinite period through general shuting down
papys coal mines
All because dispute between union and Delaware and Hud
IN officials discharged for alleged dsobcdence
Two men Yet business through important sections Of two
na thrown out Of adjustment hundreds Of Thousands Of people
seriously nconvenenced for for which they the
degree responsible and thousands Of others equally innocent
ers threatened with the loss Of their jobs!
Let the rights Of those two and the right Of their union
to protect them be sacred
impossible to obtain justice for couple Of discharged
pyes without Wholesale incuron upon the rights and convenience
d million citizens who directly indirectly made TO suffer for
stfins dispute that not Of them has heard OFF
Is there really no other wsy2
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Hit. From Sharp Wit.

1T In truly posuibls 10 catch u cold
by Kissing" declares = famous phyxi.
clan. Please pass the auinins and mus
tard plastsrs. 49, ..,..''
Tiger skins ar the latest fad in
Paris. New York has one II would
b willing to disposs Of ohsaply. but
unfortunately Il u ssih on the tiger.
A. 49,. ..s~..>~-.~. - prss ma.
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the suit on your sscher ana suspend
skirt band ana over an ordinary
will down and completely
closet wardrobe
prevent '" rubbing against any other
clothes the closet
dvsshou aw
sos
condition
armhols
enough down to
The evening world. [volume] (New York, N.Y.) 1887-1931, 1914-01-20

Mr.. Carnegie 10 working harder In
worked In acquiring 1t.
-.s..
"Whsn II . classic not . clsssic?''
asiss The Pubic Ledger. whsn the pub
lishsts hhys % tell the, euhiie that Il Z
eas. -ChaSlsstes Nsws a. csurisr.
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little that the world will last only U.s.
Op.cN years longer should DO q warning
to the lawyers In the Harry Tnaw
casa to hurry up.-Topeka State Jour-
nal
. Il takss . eargses % and out what
AR sams asu.-a1assa TslsgsaeA.
The evening world. [volume] (New York, N.Y.) 1887-1931, 1914-01-20

An actor delivered lecture morality brothsrly
love At Y ~ c. A. and then found somebody had pnched
his $500 overcast from courtroom. aside"
must have been worth hearing.
The evening world. [volume] (New York, N.Y.) 1887-1931, 1914-01-20

wealthy Drooklynits left fund for distributing free
bread sash esf to bear his Now his divorced wife
the bread tool Does bread line need
SOUVENIRS or food? ''.t..'' t.r'
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Old Clothes for New
Sm~k Wsw b Rsasasas Xas, Wasisbs
opyshs 1914 Pres rAiAns o.. cThs New wosd
DRESS COVERS FOR DUST PROTECTION.

NEW velvet suit looks dnsN
VI It only month What do think
W. looked It carefully
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cpusb 1914, New rss Ee,uhsw
EAR tan Daughter Babylon which she chantesh
Il right hopefully:
Lord deliver from the
Nneeen-fourteen the Of modern Babylon
From tango who "trot"
old who not HOW
o - .
From faith cannot be faithful
From seriously who take MEN
seriously
From their shopping
and dbutantes shadowace wells
place head excaim How bee
eutiu" Oh met
For however simple I
From nirt deliver For Of running
Freshman Class
Yea, ] am TIRED Of kindergartening
From compliments onereh time
aopatc friend Offend
eth my soul with sugared truths, oh. set me Free
For I am NOT ostrich and swallow them.
telephone
NEVER weh oveeter good Lord deliver
For abide a sentimental diet" ..r..
From which without
without love- OH
From a reputation BRAINS" Thee. deliver
greater blessing -,
From the Ooketh married poDeib
unmarried positive ~
damsels bachelors
married
teas and moving from
Widows from all appudc
will
TAXICAB ,ef
From
deliver
Of skinned milk artificial cold
storage hearts, which is called MANHATTAN selah