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Albuquerque morning journal. [volume] (Albuquerque, N.M.) 1903-1926, 1914-11-12
Warlcp Rcuews FIX Appllcatiou.

Santa Fe. Nov. 1l.-Game Warden
I. c. de Baca has renewed his appli-
cation for fifty elk from Yellowstone
National park for the Pecos national
forest. having heard that elk are
again available in Montana for distri-
button.
Albuquerque morning journal. [volume] (Albuquerque, N.M.) 1903-1926, 1914-11-12
SWEET CIDER THE YEAR ROUND
missouri Valley Farmer)

The fail cider tasted so good TO the
members Of the Bronson family that
they experimental in ways OF keeping
il for the rest of the year First, they
found that when brought In from the
Albuquerque morning journal. [volume] (Albuquerque, N.M.) 1903-1926, 1914-11-12
TURKISH RED CROSS" Is A
CRESCENT.

Among the nations of Europe, Tur-
key is the only one which does not fly
the red cross in time of war. Instead.
the Turkish army medical corps uses
a red crescent on white background.
Albuquerque morning journal. [volume] (Albuquerque, N.M.) 1903-1926, 1914-11-12

Bear N mind that Chamberlain's
Tablets not only move the bowels hns
improve the appetite and strengthen
the Digestion. Fer sale by all dealers.
Albuquerque morning journal. [volume] (Albuquerque, N.M.) 1903-1926, 1914-11-12

II Is safe 10 say that Turkey has
declared natatorium. Remember
the Turkish BATH
Albuquerque morning journal. [volume] (Albuquerque, N.M.) 1903-1926, 1914-11-12

A Missouri poet wrote about blow
ing" lutte Never has poet more
need to he shown
Albuquerque morning journal. [volume] (Albuquerque, N.M.) 1903-1926, 1914-11-12
POEMS by WILLIAM WATSON
wALEs-A GREETING.
= ONS-d aughters-of Wild Wales, whose kndi

wALEs-A GREETING.
q ONS-daughters-of Wild Wales, whose kindred
81 swayed
- This island, ages ere an English word
Was breathed in Britan-let an English voice
Hail and salute YOU here at Englands heart
On Europe, east and west the dim clouds brood
Dspcrse, and gather again; and none can tell
What birth they hold within them But we know
That should they break in tenpests these shores,
You that with differing blood with differing spirit,
Yet link your life with ours with ours your fate,
Will stand beside us in the hurricane,
Steadfast, whatever peril may befa;
Win feel no separate heartbeas from our own
Nor aught but oneness with this mighty Power,
This Empire that despite her faults and sins
Loves justice, and loves mercy, and loves truth,
When truly she beholds them; and who thus
Helps to speed on, through dark and difficult ways
The ever climbing footsteps of the world
Albuquerque morning journal. [volume] (Albuquerque, N.M.) 1903-1926, 1914-11-12
Pile
Remedy
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Sample of Pyramid Pile Remed,
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stops itching. bleeding or protruding
piles hemorrhofds and all rectal
troubles, in the privacy OF Your OWL
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free in plain wrapper.
Albuquerque morning journal. [volume] (Albuquerque, N.M.) 1903-1926, 1914-11-12

PEACE AND WAR.
81 HE sleek sea, gorged and stated, basking lies
III The cruel creature fawns and blinks and purrs
And almost we forget what fangs are hers
And trust for once her enerald-golden eyes;
Though haply on the morrow she shall rise
And summon her internal ministers,
And charge her everlasting barriers,
With wild white fingers snatchng at the skies
So betwix Peace and War, mans life is cast,
Yet hath he dreamed OF perfect Peace at last,
Shepherding all the nations evn as sheep.
The inconsiant, moody ocean shall as soon,
AT the cold dictates of the boodess moon,
Swear an eternity of halcyon sleep
Albuquerque morning journal. [volume] (Albuquerque, N.M.) 1903-1926, 1914-11-12
HOUSE AS A FANNY MEMORIAL

AS 1the army eorps advances.
The Detroit times., 1914-11-18

Busiuess-Iike Prsntsng. NO fuss ana
no feathers. The plain. eat kind that
looks right Times Printing Co, -
John r. ct Phone Main 1lsA
Harrisburg telegraph. [volume] (Harrisburg, Pa.) 1879-1948, 1914-08-18
Emergency Legislation
Bill to Insure Vessels
Ready For Presentation
By Assoeiatcd Press

Washington. D. c.. Aug. 1s.-Emer-
gency legislation to create a govern
ment bureau which would insure
steamers transporting American prod
ucts abroad during war in Europe
was ready for presentation in the
House to-day. 1t would supplement
the new shipping bill passed by Con-
gress authorizing admittance of for
eign built steamers to American reg
istry and the protection of the United
States flag.
The measure, which has the ap-
proval OF the Administration, was
one of the war emergency measures
proposed at the recent Washington
conference of businessmen.
The bill proposes the establish
ment of a S5,000,000 insurance fund.
The shipping bill was ready for
President Wilson's signature to-day.
It authorizes the President to suspend
those provisions of the law requiring
that all watch officers of American
vessels in foreign trade be United
States citizens and the clause requir-
ing survey. inspection and measure
ment of vessels by American officials.
Harrisburg telegraph. [volume] (Harrisburg, Pa.) 1879-1948, 1914-08-18
Holland Is Prepared to
Flood Frontier Country
By Associated Press

London. Aug. IS. $40 A. M.-The
Rotterdam correspondent of the Daily
Telegraph reports that Holland is TAX
ing most elaborate precautions along
her frontier to enforce her neutrality
Detachments of cavalry constantly
patrol the frontier and large forces of
infantry guard the roads. which are
blocked at frequent intervals with
barbed wire entanglements and barri-
cades.
The roads are the key to the sit
uation, as artillery cannot be taken
across the open fields, which are
marsh lands.
In towns near the frontier large
bodies of troops are congregated and
the possible lines of invasion are COM
manded by powerful forts which are
strong and modern. Arrangements are
complete for flooding the country of
the frontier at moments notice.
In the neighborhood of the forts
the houses, trees and crops have been
leveled to make it impossible for an
army to approach under cover. Sew
eral whole orchards have been cut
down. The rivers are protected by
armed barges.
Harrisburg telegraph. [volume] (Harrisburg, Pa.) 1879-1948, 1914-08-18
Machine Guns Mow Down
BelgiGns; Shrapnel Puts
German Forces to Rout
By Associated Press

London, Aug. IS, $50 A. M.-The
following dispatch has been received
by the Daily Chronicle from its Brus-
sells correspondent:
II learn that there was considerable
desultory fighting along the northern
lines on Sunday. To the southwest of
Louvain / saw stiff encounter.
"A thousand Prussian cavalry came
up from the direction of st. Trond
with the apparent intention of effect
ing a surprise. Their advance guard
is alleged to have been dressed in uni
forms taken from Belgian prisoners.
This enabled the Germans to approach
close to the Belgian lines without their
identity being suspected. The Belgian
soldiers in camp were picnicking with
the townspeople when the Cry was
heard The Uhlans are coming!
almost immediately a terrific fire
was opened on the outposts by the
Germans. The dismounted Belgian
cavalrymen were thrown into con-
fusion, but rallied quickly. and, with
drawn sabers, charged the enemy with
such ferocity that the Germans in
front turned and fled.
THE main body of Germans behind
were put on the defensive and the
Belg1anS literally cut path through
the German mass. The German ma
chine guns then came to their rescue,
moving down the valiant Belgians.
TT might have gone hard with the
Belgians save for the timely arrival of
a battery, which fired repeated CHARGES
of shrapnel, completely demoralizing
the Germans.
Several young women picnickers
were witnesses of all this fighting.
They were very cool and not one of
them was injured"
Harrisburg telegraph. [volume] (Harrisburg, Pa.) 1879-1948, 1914-08-18
THE MARKETS
PHILADELPHIA PRODUCE

py dSSocidted PfeSS
Philadelphia, Aug. Is. - Wheat -
Higher; No 2. red, spot, export, s2@
SS1G' no; /, Northern, Duluth. export.
q Corn Cor - Firmer; No, 2. yellow. local.
Oats - Higher; No 2. white. 46h@
sas Fran Ga p 90 90 Firm: winter, per ton,
27.5O. 'piiis' per ''h' F-''0'V
Refined Sugars - Market Arm;
SV 79e aqS FrsngasedA KeT.tGne 4 & &7so:
Butter - The market is Arm;
western, we creamery. extras, S5c; near
Eggs y Tbe '5G' msr,sot q. Arm.
pennsylvania and 9th other He' nearby firsus. m s.
rece,6ts reee gases. $3.50 per case; do. current
westePrSS' eettPtS' free cases, $s.9o@7,2O per case;
psT case; extras, firsts, free cases, $500
~II.;E0 per case.
of7%sc. r7xs Poultry ntry - Steady; fowls !. i
sRrins oisatStsRa sFolns gsSse
ducks due iSg oiS lsej; e q old old roosters. il@ISe;
IIS sesse I5S1177se fSfks aSfseysy yofHsHSgs as@
EEfiTteFP EsiT i fancy; SSsa heavy, : d.
%yxsrags ryedP3s SPGa 1s6fsgy SifGgy small 1i91ss 1sS
Chickens chic fancy, DSsrv 1ssSJ1SSe; broilipg
small. .1S@20c; turkeys. fS8%cy' ff% Soo S4@ &c: &c:
III IL Islr' 2OQ 23c; ducks. IL 1@ i8c; geese,
G, Fs00ta s0 toes - Steady; new, per barrel,
95c ~ S 60 SS;S0; 90; do, Southern. per barrel.
'oITt SIoO: Jersey, per basket. 35 40c.
,,nr, caear, 1885 a 10; straights. Pennsyl-
ssann1a. nn. new. 81. OATS; spring straights
SS.oVg 30; do. patents, $5.25@5.75;
4GSI5; Kansas straight, jute sacks, $4.f5
gf;S9; spring, firsts clear. $4.0094.20;
stfradshts' 1870 4.30; patents. $4.35@
Hay, - The market is nrm; tim
STthy; No. l. large bales. $40. so a q. 90;
80. l. medium bales, 100000 1880; No.
1900. - wv
20 Clover mixed: Light. mixed. s1s.5o@
a. dS.oo; No. !. do. $17.50@1S.oo; No. 2.
Harrisburg telegraph. [volume] (Harrisburg, Pa.) 1879-1948, 1914-08-18
Immense Crowd Receives
Emperor at Moscow

London, Aug. 1S.-Emperor Nicho-
las and the members of the Russian
imperial family were received by an
immense crowd on their arrival to-
day in Moscow, according to a dis
patch received last night by the Reu-
ter Telephone Company.
The correspondent says the streets
of Moscow were lavishly decorated and
crowded with frantically cheering peo-
pie All the church bells in the city
rang and as the imperial party passed
through the streets priests came to
the doors Of the churches carrying
ikons and banners.
Harrisburg telegraph. [volume] (Harrisburg, Pa.) 1879-1948, 1914-08-18
Germans Caught Between
French and Belgians
BY Associated Press

London, Aug Is, 4.1O A. M.-The
correspondent of the Daily Mail at
Brussels, says:
Fighting is reported from Gem
bloux, ten miles north, of Namur. A
German force is said to have been.
caught between a French cavalry
column and Belgian troops marching
up from Namur. The German casual
ties were very heavy"
Harrisburg telegraph. [volume] (Harrisburg, Pa.) 1879-1948, 1914-08-18
CHICAGO CATTLE

BY HSSocIofed PFeSS
Chicago, Ill. .Aug.1s. -Hogs-Slow.
mixed. $S.5O@s.1o; heavy ss.25 b 800;
Cattle - Steady. Beeves, s7'g591o.5o:
steers, $3.50 a $40; stockers and feed
ers, $3.50 9s.20: cows and heifers. $3.50
Sheep - Slow. Sheep, $4,000 100;
yearlings, $4,000 100; lambs, Sc 409S.25.
Harrisburg telegraph. [volume] (Harrisburg, Pa.) 1879-1948, 1914-08-18
DIED

NISSLEY - j. Paul Nissley. aged 45
years. died Saturday, August 10, 1914,
at Park View Hotel. Bethlehem New
Hampshire.
Funeral Wednesday, August 10, 1914.
IRt 2 o'clock P. NJ. from his late resi-
dence, Main street, Hummelstown. Pa
tives and friends are invited to attend
without further notice.
Harrisburg telegraph. [volume] (Harrisburg, Pa.) 1879-1948, 1914-08-18
GLovEsiAKERs WANT RAISE
Rp dssnctnted Prest

Gloversville, N. Y, Aug. 1s.-Over
500 gloveworkers in this city to-day
presented a demand for more wages
to their employers, giving the manu-.
facturers forty-eight hours in which
to reply.
Harrisburg telegraph. [volume] (Harrisburg, Pa.) 1879-1948, 1914-08-18

GOOD paying general store, close to
Harrisburg, for sale or exchange for
good real estate Address c.. 2075. care
of Telegraph.
Harrisburg telegraph. [volume] (Harrisburg, Pa.) 1879-1948, 1914-08-18
LEGAL NOTICES

NOTICE - Letters of Administration
on the Estate of Mary A. Blessing. late
of City of Harrisburg, Dauphin county,
Pa, deceased. having been granted 10
the undersigned residing in City of
Harrisburg, all persons indebted to SAID
Estate are requested to make immedi-
ate payment, and those having claims
will present them for settlement.
DAVID S. BLESSING,
Administrators.
1911 North Third Street,
Harrisburg. Pa
Harrisburg telegraph. [volume] (Harrisburg, Pa.) 1879-1948, 1914-08-18
FOUND

FOUND - Satisfaction without extra
eAarge at Eggert's Steam Dyeing &
French Cleaning Works, 1245 Market
street Try us for your clothes sake
Both phones. A prompt delivery SER
vice.
Harrisburg telegraph. [volume] (Harrisburg, Pa.) 1879-1948, 1914-08-18
FOR SALE OR EXCHANGE

GOOD paying general store. close to
Harrisburg, for sale or exchange for
good real estate. Address G., 2075. care
of Telegraph.
Harrisburg telegraph. [volume] (Harrisburg, Pa.) 1879-1948, 1914-08-18
AGENTS WANTED

WANTED - Insurance agents for
ordinary department; good producers;
salary and commission paid Answer by
letter only, giving reference, expert
ence and amount written. Scranton
Life Insurance Co. 71O Kunkel Build
ing.
Harrisburg telegraph. [volume] (Harrisburg, Pa.) 1879-1948, 1914-08-18

Relief committees London we'll the American
convinced that the numbers of Americans stranded
have been greatly under estimated The original total of $4,000
believed only half the real number Frank Brec
enrdge assistant of of the United States who
London has completed plans for the succorng Americans still
in England and the continent
President Wilson has addressed statement the American
people them of that speech
which will but safeguard the nation against distress and disaster
He against the breach of neutrality which may spring
partisanship.
British and German Africa have into contact in
the German of Togond the Gold Coast where
Germans said to have been captured
Rome dispatch reports the loss of Austrian torpedo
eft Pola, only member of the saved
By special with the Post Office Department
will henceforwd be Atlantic mail Wednesday
Saturday from New York and Liverpool by flying
American flag.
No authentic has hand to-day concerning
French advance Asace-Lorrane
Strassburg
Holland is reported continuing her elaborate precautions
along her frontier enforce her netra should
Before his departure from Berlin the Emperor William
issued decree in which he said:
81 AM FIRMLY CONFIDENT THAT WITH THE HELP
OF GOD, THE BRAVERY OF THE GERMAN ARMY AND
NAVY AND THE UNANIMITY OF THE GERMAN PEOPLE
IN THESE HOURS OF DANGER VICTORY WILL CROWN
OUR CAUSE"
Harrisburg telegraph. [volume] (Harrisburg, Pa.) 1879-1948, 1914-08-18

MEN to learn barber trade. Only few
weeks required. Wages while learning.
Positions guaranteed. Write Tor par
tfculars. United Barber Schools, 1S3
Main street, Buffalo. y. Y.
Harrisburg telegraph. [volume] (Harrisburg, Pa.) 1879-1948, 1914-08-18

GIRLS WANTED to learn the
trade of cigar making, packing
and in the shipping dept. Apply
Harrisburg Cigar Co., No. 500
Race St.
Harrisburg telegraph. [volume] (Harrisburg, Pa.) 1879-1948, 1914-08-18
REAL ESTATE FOR RENT

FOR RENT - New semi
bungalow house, corner Green
and Woodbine streets. Tiled bath
room, steam heat, hardwood
floors, open fire place. Individual
front porch. Ideal location. In
quire c. L. Long, Green and
Woodbine streets.
Harrisburg telegraph. [volume] (Harrisburg, Pa.) 1879-1948, 1914-08-18
HEP WANTEp-NIaIe

ARsIY OF UNITED STATES. MEN
WANTED. Ablebodied. unmarried men
between ages of Is and 35; citizens of
United States. of good character and
temperate habits, who can speak. read
Information apply to Recruiting officer,
iBergner Building. Sd & Market SITS,
Harrisburg; IS n, Queen St, Lancaster;
iS53 Pine St, Williamsport. or 81 w.
Market St, York, Pa
Harrisburg telegraph. [volume] (Harrisburg, Pa.) 1879-1948, 1914-08-18

FOR SALE
FORN CAR

FIvE-PAssENGER TOURING CAR
fully equipped = electric lights = In
good condition must be sold this
week. First $4,000 takes it.
KEYSTONE SUPPLY CO.,
No. S14 North Third street.
United Phone lew.
Harrisburg telegraph. [volume] (Harrisburg, Pa.) 1879-1948, 1914-08-18

young men under 20 years of age, 10
travel Those willing to work for SIS
per week call before $3.50 A. NJ ana
after 500 P. NJ R. G. Chichester, Co
lumbus Hotel.
Harrisburg telegraph. [volume] (Harrisburg, Pa.) 1879-1948, 1914-08-18
Great Battle Is
Now Believed to
Be In Progress
[Continued From First Page]

prohibit correspondents with the army Only official artists and his
with and those will permitted
write make public their sketches until the conclusion Of
paign, at the discretion of the authorities
1t known also that Russian military regulations governing
correspondents have been made very drastic Russia prong by
her this connection the
The Pope reported through London be suffering from
bronchial aecon his condition is said be such
occasion serious alarm.
Harrisburg telegraph. [volume] (Harrisburg, Pa.) 1879-1948, 1914-08-18

r WANTED = Young man, about Is. to
sell goods. House-to-hou work. sal
ary, IS per week, with increase as ne
makes good. Address G.. 1883, care of
Telegraph.
Harrisburg telegraph. [volume] (Harrisburg, Pa.) 1879-1948, 1914-08-18

LOST - University of Pennsylvania
class pipe, J. NJ, on upper tennis courts
of Island Park, yesterday. Return 10
Telegraph Office.
Harrisburg telegraph. [volume] (Harrisburg, Pa.) 1879-1948, 1914-08-18
HELP WANTED-Femaie

WANTED An assistant cook at
Y. w. C. A, Hershey, Pa, September 1.
Apply in person to Secretary of Y. w.
Harrisburg telegraph. [volume] (Harrisburg, Pa.) 1879-1948, 1914-08-18
LOST

Answers to name of Timmie. Color.
white and black-three black spots;
black head. $500 reward II returned
ato b F. Ramsey, 2525 Main street Pen
Lrook, Pa.
Harrisburg telegraph. [volume] (Harrisburg, Pa.) 1879-1948, 1914-08-18

WANTED - Woman for general
homework in family of three. No chill
dren. Apply to Mrs. F. B. Snavely.
Hershey, Pa
Harrisburg telegraph. [volume] (Harrisburg, Pa.) 1879-1948, 1914-08-18

WANTED - Men to add to their
Income by selling during their spare
time; experience not necessary Address
tP o. Box 395, Harrisburg, Pa.
Harrisburg telegraph. [volume] (Harrisburg, Pa.) 1879-1948, 1914-08-18
MONEY TO LOAN

LOANs-$5 to 5000 for honest work
ing people without bank credit at less
than legal rates, payable in instal:-ents
to suit borrowers convenience.
Cooperative
Loan and Investment Co.,
204 Chestnut street.
Harrisburg telegraph. [volume] (Harrisburg, Pa.) 1879-1948, 1914-08-18

WANTED - Four young ladies, neat,
under % years of age, to travel on
high class proposition. Those willing
to work for SIS per week. see Miss Slee,
Hotel Columbus.
Harrisburg telegraph. [volume] (Harrisburg, Pa.) 1879-1948, 1914-08-18

WANTED - A registered drug clerk
fly the Hull Drug Co. % North King
street Lancaster, Pa.
Harrisburg telegraph. [volume] (Harrisburg, Pa.) 1879-1948, 1914-08-18
HELP WANTED-FemaIe

WANTED "A neat. reliable girl for
housework. Apply at ce at 212 Fcrs-
ter street.
Harrisburg telegraph. [volume] (Harrisburg, Pa.) 1879-1948, 1914-08-18

WANTED. AT ONCE - Lady house
toulouse demonstrators, on the 20-Mule
Team BoraX. Good salary will be paid
to those who can qualify. None but ex-
perienced need apply to Box 1850, care
of Telegraph.
Harrisburg telegraph. [volume] (Harrisburg, Pa.) 1879-1948, 1914-08-18

3 WANTED - Solicitor for Western
pennsylvania. Must make good appear
tance and come well recommended. Give
references in your reply. Salary, Ad
dress Confidential, 1857. care of Tele-
graph.
Harrisburg telegraph. [volume] (Harrisburg, Pa.) 1879-1948, 1914-08-18
SITUATIONS wANTED-FemaIe

WANTED - Young girl desires po-
sition as telephone operator or clerk in
perience. Call, or address, 1906 Wal
lace street.
Harrisburg telegraph. [volume] (Harrisburg, Pa.) 1879-1948, 1914-08-18

FOR falling hair try Gross ouinine
Hair Tonic, prepared by Gross, the
Druggist and Apothecary, 119 Market
street Harrisburg, Pa. Telephone
orders given prompt attention. Bell
Harrisburg telegraph. [volume] (Harrisburg, Pa.) 1879-1948, 1914-08-18

LEARN DRESSAIAKING
JOIN our summer class. Learn ft-
ting by measurement The art cannot
be taught right any other w1y. Make
all your summer dresses while learn
ing. Works Dressmaking School. %
North FGourth street.
Harrisburg telegraph. [volume] (Harrisburg, Pa.) 1879-1948, 1914-08-18
STORAGE

STORAGE 419 Broad street for
household goods and merchandise. Pri-
vate rooms. 81 to SO. Wagons, rs cents
per month. Apply d. Cooper & Co.. All
Broad street. Both phones.
large brick warehouses; built ex-
pressly for storage. Private rooms
for household goods and unexcelled ia
cilities for storing all kinds of mer-
chandise. Low storage rates South
St. and Penna. r. r.
Harrisburg telegraph. [volume] (Harrisburg, Pa.) 1879-1948, 1914-08-18

S. HALDEMAN & CO., Carpenters
and Builders - Job work promptly at
tended TO in any part of the city. Es-
Inmates cheerfully furnished by call
ing Bell phone 3622M.
Harrisburg telegraph. [volume] (Harrisburg, Pa.) 1879-1948, 1914-08-18

FOR SALE Plot of land, fronting
so IT. on Market street and east Of
Eighteenth street. Excellent home
site. ]. Z. Gipple. 1851 Market street.
Harrisburg telegraph. [volume] (Harrisburg, Pa.) 1879-1948, 1914-08-18
SITUATION wANTED-MaIe

WANTED - Young man wishes po-
sition as clerk in office, or salesman
has. had three years road experience.
Address Y, 1859, care of Telegraph.
Harrisburg telegraph. [volume] (Harrisburg, Pa.) 1879-1948, 1914-08-18

WANTED - White man wants situa-
tion as driver for delivery wagon in or
around Harrisburg; well acquainted in
surrounding towns. Address ]. w
Diehl 1928 North Sixth street.
Connecticut western news., 1914-03-26

Ple's idea, it Is, that we should show to the outside world that we are live town and that we have the attractions and ad- vantages and facilities here, as we'll as the proper brand of public spirit, to make this desirable home for those seeking a place of residence. It isn't always boom ing factories and street hurly.burly that make the ideal home town Canaan Is a beautiful town, and its citizens average far above most towns of Its size in public spirit and civic pride, in spite of the sneering knockers who, for some un- known reason would be content to see the town rank fifty years behind the times"
 The fat man subsided and the motion prevailed. Then the meeting adjourned.
Connecticut western news., 1914-03-26
Annraci ciafiua-

Senator John Sharp Williams of Miss issippi. with an old.time collar showing a large expanse of throat and with n grizzled beard of two or three days of age, was called to the telephone in the democratic oloakroom in the senate end of the capitol one day during the tariff debate
 This is Colonel Martin, Senator. !"
 "Howdy, Kunnel."
 "We want you to come down to the Cosmos club to dine with us next We'd nesdav, senator. .st
 All right, Kunnsl, be glad to be there"
 Whereupon Senator Williams hung up that telephone, went to another inc stument and instructed his secretary to indite the date for dinner in the diary.
 Half an hour later Colonel Martin telephoned again to the democratic oloakroom
 II forgot to say, Senator, that the dinner Wednesday night would bo in your honor"
 "oh-er-ah-all right v' said the senator.
 And then he called up his secretary again: 1...... ....1
 "About that dinner Wednesday night put it down that it's in my honor and l must shave. Washington Star.