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The Beaver herald. [volume] (Beaver, O.T. [Okla.]) 1895-1923, 1914-07-23
Notice of Sheria's Sale

Notice is hereby given that in pursuance TO
an order Of sale issued cut Of the District Court
Of Harper County. Oklahoma. on the ath day
OF june, 1914, in an action wherein Robert f..
Elliott Is plaintiff aud Lyman l.. Bunker and
Lola h.. Bunker are defendants, Wherein said
plaintii, Robert +. Elliott, obtained \ Judgment
and decree Of foreclosure against said defend.
ants and against certain land and premises
situate in Harper county, Oklahoma, Ellis
county Oklahoma, and Beaver county, Oklaho.
ma, directed TO me, the undersigned sheriff ot
Beaver county, Oklahoma. commanding me TO
levy upon aud sell the following described real
estate situated In the county Of Beaver, state
Of Oklahoma, to-vit;
West Half 90 Of the Northeast Quarter
tNEk) and the Southeast Quarter SEA Of the
Northeast Quarter (NEia) Of Section Twenty.
two (22A aud the Southwest Quarter tswa) Of
the Northeast Quarter (NEHl Of Section Three
Cl all in Township Three (Sl, North OF Range
Twenty-six (26l East OF the Cimarron Meridian.
to satisfy u Judgment aud decree OF foreclosure
in favor OF Robert X. Elliott and against said
defendants, Lyman l.. Bunker and Lola n.
Bunker, and against said land in the sum OF
Three Thousand Eight Hundued sevcnty-four
Dollars Cas7i.0Ol with interest thereon at the
rate Of seven per cent per annum from the l3th
day OF December, 1918, and attorneys fec IN
the sun Of Three Hundred Fifty Dollars C150.OOl
cost in the sum Of Sixteen and $500 dollars
Si6.j5l aud Ons Hundred Twenty-Five Dollars
tSi2a.00 a%ccruing cost, I will on Saturday the
Sth day of August, lola, at the hour Of 10 o'clock
=. M, Of said day at the from, door " the
Court House, In the town ~ Beaver. Beaver
county, Oklahoma. offer Tor sale and sel to tho
highest bidder for cash the property above de
scribed situated In Beaver county, Oklahoma,
TO wit.
West Half (wtsl of the Northeast Quarter
(NE4) and the Southeast Quarter SEA o.
the Northeast Quarter (NEia) Of Section Twon
ty.two (22), and the Southwest Quarter (SWia
Of the Northeast Quarter (NEh) Of Section
Three (Sl, Township Three 90, North OF Rang'
Twenly-siN (26), East of the Cimarron Meri
dian,
10 satisfy said Judgment, with interest, atlor
ney' fee, cost and a%ccruing cost.
Witness my hand this list day Of July, 1914.
JoHNNIE NJ. JOINS,
Sheriff OF Beaver County, Oklahoma
BY ,. ID ~kuYKESDALL, Under Sheriff.
~ Sc NV
The Beaver herald. [volume] (Beaver, O.T. [Okla.]) 1895-1923, 1914-07-23
II. N. Lawson
Beaver, Oklahoma.

Oklahoma City. Okla, July S.-Un-
der the new election laws enacted by
the 1918 legislature. Governor Cruce IL
convinced that an honest election de-
ponds upon whether the Governor is
straight or crooked, which fastens up
on Governor Cruce responsibility TO-
the parity of 1918 elections in Oklaho-
ma. He is quoted as saying: "Undei
the new election laws the Governor IS
absolutely free to name two members
of the State election board, which con-
stitutes a majority The State board
in turn controls the county boards,
and this endless chain runs down to
the last wheel in the State election
machinery. IL the Governor should
not be a msn of integrity, he could
name two members OF the State board
who would serve his purposes, and
they could manipulate the election
machinery without much danger OF
detection or interference. Should IL
he desirable. the task of finding on os-
tensible Republican to serve as n oil
the majority members of the different
boards, and in accordance with the
plans and wishes OF the Governor
might not be difficult"
The Beaver herald. [volume] (Beaver, O.T. [Okla.]) 1895-1923, 1914-07-23
Notice for Publication.

Department Of the Interior, u. s. Land Office
at Woodward, Oklahoma. July Is, 1914,
Notice is hereby given that Robert L. Smell,
Of Clear Lake, Oklahoma, who, on November
8. 1907. made Homestead Entry No. s%77SsOi6i21,
for sG Of MEX. M OF SEA Section 10. Town
ship 3. North Of Range 2s, T.. c. NJ.
Has flied notice OF intention to make Final
Five Year Proof. TO establish claim TO the land
above described, before O.. F. Pruett, Clerk Of
the District Court. in his once at Beaver, Ok
lahoma, on tue 22d day OF August. 1911.
Claimant names as Witnesses karyl X
Groves, Thomas II. Lane, of Madison, oklaho
ma. John D. Evans, stephen E. Eckles, Of
Clear Lake, Oklahoma.
7-23 500 5w J.f. CALLAHAN, Register
The Beaver herald. [volume] (Beaver, O.T. [Okla.]) 1895-1923, 1914-07-23
LAD|ESI LOOK YOUNG,
DARKEM GRAY HAIR
Use Grandma'e Sage Tea and Sui
phur Recipe and nobody a tell
Brush it through hair.

Gray hair, however handsome, denotes
advancing age. We all know the advan-
tages Of a youthful appearance. Your
hair il your charm. II makes or mars
the face. When IL fades, turns gray and
looks dry, wispy and scraggly, just a
few applications Of Sage Tea and sulphur
enhances its appearance a h~un'tred-fold.
Don't stay gray! Look young Either
prepare the tonic at home OF get from
any drug store a so cent bottle Of
"Wyeth's Sage and Sulphur Hair Rem
edy," Thousands of folks recommend this
ready-to-use preparation, because 1t lark
ems the hair beautifully and removes
dandruff, stops scalp itching and falling
hair, besides, no one can possibly tell,
ms it darkens so naturally and evenly.
You moisten a sponge or soft brush with
it, drawing this through the hair, taking
one small strand at a time. BY morning
the gray hair disappears; after another
application or two, its natural color IL
restored and it becomes thick. glossy and
lustrous, and you appear years younger
The Beaver herald. [volume] (Beaver, O.T. [Okla.]) 1895-1923, 1914-07-23
Notice of Sheriff Sale

Notice of Sheriff Sale-Foreclosure.
Notice is hereby given that ia pursuance OF
an order Of sale. issued out Of tho District
Court OF Beaver county, State of Oklahoma, on
the Path day Of June. 1914, in an action where.
In j. 81. sherman was plaintiff and Sarah E1es,
administratrlK of the estate OF u. W. Estes, de-
ceased, was defendant, directed TO me the un-
dersigned sheriff Of Beaver county. command
ing me TO levy upon and sell the following de-
scribed property;
South Half Of tie North East Quarter Of Sec.
ton Twenty-SiK. In Township Three, North OF
Range %, y. g. NJ.
TO satisfy a judgment and decree of foreclosure
in favor Of said plaintiff and against said de-
PENDANT obtained and made In said court on
the 18th day OF December, 1913, for the sum OF
s2s3.S6 aud costs $500 with interest thereon AT
the rate of 10 percent from the 18th day OF De
cember, 1919, and costs accruing I viii on the
sth day OF August. 1914, at the hour of 2 p. m.
| of said day, at the front door OF the Courl
| House, in the city OF Beaver, I'm said County and
| State, offer for sale and sell 10 the highest bid.
der for cash the property above described or 50
much thereof as will satisfy said judgment
with interest and cost.
Witness my hand this 9Th day Of July, 1914.
JOHNNIE NJ. JONES. sheriff.
BY FRANK SHocKLEY, Deputy Sheriff.
10 So 5w
The Beaver herald. [volume] (Beaver, O.T. [Okla.]) 1895-1923, 1914-07-23
Notice for Publication.

Department Of the Interior, D. S. Land onibe
at Woodward, Oklahoma, July 20, 1914.
Notice is hereby given that John william
Culwell, Of Beaver, Oklahoma, who, on May 70,
1910, made Homestead Entry, No. 02l0Ss, for
North East Quarter Of Section 81, Township ?,
North of Range "a. East OF the Cimarron Meri-
dian.
HeaS filed notice Of intention to make
Final Three Year Proof. TO establish claim
30 the Iand above described. before Thomas p,
Braid wood, a u. S. Commissioner, for the
Western District Of Oklahoma, at his ofhce in
Beaver, Oklahoma, on the 2sth day OF August,
1871.
Claimant names as witnesses l.. A Hatcher
C. b. Barker. Cherries Ward, Wiley linn. all Of
Elmwood. Oklahoma.
1913 S27 5w J.Y. CALLAHAN, Register.
The Beaver herald. [volume] (Beaver, O.T. [Okla.]) 1895-1923, 1914-07-23
by Observation-Disclosures
Foreclosure.

State Of Oklahoma.
Beaver County. SIS.
In the District Court Of Beaver County. State
Of oklahoma;
Jane, T. Phillips, Plaintiff,
Henrietta r.. Arts, Homer c. Arts, and
Charles 7. Powell. Defendants.
Said defendants, Henrietta F, Artis, Homer
G.. Arts. and Charles I. Powell, will take notice
that the SAID plaintiff, James p. Phillips, did
on the l1th day of June, 1914, file his petition In
the District Court In and for Beaver County,
State of Oklahoma, against said defendants,
and that the said Henrietta y. Arts, Homer e,
Artis, and Charles T. Powell, must answer said
petition herein ON or before the Gath day Of Au-
gust, 1914. or said petition will be taken As true
and Judgment rendered in aid action against
aid defendants. Henrietta +. Arts, Homer c
Arts, and Charles 7. Powell. in the sum Of
100000 upon hye promissory notes for $1,000
each. executed 10y Henrietta F. Arts, and
Homer c. Arts to James P. Phillips, on the 25th
day Of June, iJi2, with interest thereon at the
rate of 8 per cent per aInum. and for costs of
suit, including Si50.0O attorneys fee;
And the furth or Judgment rendered In said
action against said defendants, Henrietta +.
Arts, Homer c. Arts md Charles r.. Powell, for
| the foreclosure OF a certain mortgage securing
said prom sorry notes and OF even date there
with upon the following described real estate
| l. ing, and situated in the Countylof Beaver,
and State Of Oklahoma, to.wit:
Lots one a., Two %, and Three (3), and the
Southwest Q larter Of tho Northcast Quarter ei
Section One 90, in Township Five bl, North of
Range Twenty.six (26), f. c. NJ, containing 100
| acres,
Add adjudging that default has been made in
said mortgage. that plaintiff have a face lien
oh said premises to the amount for which
Judgment will be taken as aforesaid, and order
ing said premises to be sold without ap2raise.
ment, aud the proceeds applied to the payment
OF the amount due plaintiff, aud the costs OF
suit, and forever barring and foreclosing said
defendants from all right, title, estate, interest
property, aud equity, of redemption In or "a
said promises ,ior any part thereof,
lsEALl O. II. PRUETT,
Clerk Of District Court
DICKSON 4 DICKSON, Attorneys
7-16 100 sc
The Beaver herald. [volume] (Beaver, O.T. [Okla.]) 1895-1923, 1914-07-23
Publication Notice and Service Upon
Non.Resident Defendant.

Publication Notice and Service Upon
NONRESIDENT Defendant.
State Of Oklahoma,
Beaver County. -.
In the District Court OF Beaver County, State
Of Oklahoma.
J. b. Horney, Plaintiff,
VS.. No. Hls.
Granville Hardin and d. c.. Strickland, De
PENDANTS.
The State Of Oklahoma TO Granville Hardin,
Defendant:
You arc hereby notified that you and d. c.
Strickland have been sued by the above named
plaintiff, j. y. Horney, IN the District Court Of
Beaver County, Oklahoma that said action is
a suit brought to obtain judgment against you
upon a n%ote!forFO Hundred andFifty Csi50.O0
Dollars and t. f%orecloss q mortgage given to
secure said note uron the following described
real estate situated in Beaver County, Okla
homa, t'wit:
All Of tho Northwest Quarter OF Section Thir
ty an in Township Five Cl Range Twenty go,
&C. NJ.
and for the sale OF sail property under said
mortgage foreclosure; said action being one
brought under Section 1911 Of the Revised Law
II Oklahoma for 1910;
mat hUlfSS Ntu dusNfi w l'hiNi'h ~ 7"
| plaintiff fled in said cause in said court on or
| before the eth day Of September, 1914, said pc
| tltion will be taken as true and judgment ron
dered sgaiDst.you for the tum of -Four Hun
| ired and Fifty (Si5O.OO) Dollars with interest
| thereon AZ the rate Of ga per cent per annum
| from the 10th day OF February. 1911, for the
| foreclosure Of said mortgage and the sale OF
said mortgaged premises 10 pay said indebted
| ness and costs and dlyesting and barring you
| together with the other defendant In SAID
action, d. c. Strickland, from any interest
estate, claim or lein which You or said defen.
dant, d. c. Strickland, may have in and to tbs
above described real estate.
witness my hand and the seal OF said cour
this 22nd day Of July. 1914.
fsFAL1 q. T. PRuErT,
Clerk of the District Court
PARKER a SGNo's,
Attorney for Plaintiff. 7-2s SIS Sw
The Beaver herald. [volume] (Beaver, O.T. [Okla.]) 1895-1923, 1914-07-23
Strayed or Stolen.

From the pasture of John Baumgart-
ner Sr., on or about July 10, lOl4, two
cows and calves described as follows ;
Ond red muley COW branded A (bar Al
on left side with mottle-face calf and
one red COW with horns branded A Char
Al on left side with mottle-faced calf.
A reward of $500 for return Of cows
il strayed and 10000 for arrest and
conviction Of thief If stolen.
JoHN BAUMGARTNER JR.
A, b. GRACE
1923 7-30 Logan, Okla.
The Beaver herald. [volume] (Beaver, O.T. [Okla.]) 1895-1923, 1914-07-23
Summons by Publication.

State Of Oklahoma.
Beaver County, 81.
In the District Court Of Said County.
d.. Kemp, q.
Plaintiff,
J.J. Allen and Allie Allen,
Defendants,
Said defendants, j. J. Allen and Allie Allen,
his wife, will take notice that they have been
sued In the above named Court upon two prom
lssory notes also for the foreclosure Of Que Ger
tain mortgage made, executed aud delivered
By said defendants to this plaintiff 10 secure
the payment Of said notes said notes being de-
.cribed as follow lone note for 500, due De-
cember lst. 1910, and one for 270.M due Decein-
ter LIST 1911. aud both bearing date June
Is, 1910 the foreclosure OF said mortgage being
upol the following land: All of lots S, ., 10, in
Block 80. In tho Town Of Lakemp, Beaver Coun-
", Oklahoma, according TO tie recorded plat
thereof In the Office OF the Recorder Of Deeds
for Beaver County, and must answer the peti-
tion fled therein by said plaintiff on or before
the 2sth day OF August, 1914, or said petition
will be taken as true and a judgment for said
plaintiff in said action Tor Three Hundred
Twenty and Ne 100 Dollars, with interest there
on at the rate OF 10 per cent per annum from
the 18th day OF June 1910, for 5000 attorneys
fees aud costs aud foreclosure of the mortgages
premises will be rendered accordingly.
IsEALl OF. PRuErr,
Clerk OF Said Court
C. r. TwHFoRD. Attorney for Plaintiff
- a. = a
The Beaver herald. [volume] (Beaver, O.T. [Okla.]) 1895-1923, 1914-07-23
Notice of Publication.

State OF Oklahoma,
Beaver Coun<y. SIS,
In the District Court OF saiu County,
Fannie Lawrence Plaintiff,
VS..
FRANK Lawrence, Defendant,
The State Of Oklahoma to Frank Lawrence
Said defendant, Frank Lawrence, will take
notice that he has been sued In the above nam
ed Court and must answer the petition therein
by said plaintiff on or before the 7ih day of
August. 1914. or said petition viii he taken as
true, aud a judgment for said plaintiff in said
acton for divorce and custody Of minor child
will be rendered accordingly.
[sEALl Attest; o. =. PRuETT,
Clerk OF District court
j.. W. CuLwELL, Attorney for Plaintiff.
6.2b 7. %
The Beaver herald. [volume] (Beaver, O.T. [Okla.]) 1895-1923, 1914-07-23
Registered Morgans For Sale.

A fine Registered 1900 pounds. D.
year-old Morgan mare with a full
biooded Morgan mare colt by her side.
Also a 2-year-old Registered Morgan
stallion and a 5.year-old gelding of the
same stock.
DR. l.. S. MUSsELL,
7-25 Il Beaver, Okla,
The Beaver herald. [volume] (Beaver, O.T. [Okla.]) 1895-1923, 1914-07-23
Notice TO Creditors.

All persons having claims against the estat
Of Celia Fish, deceased, are required
to present the same, with tho necessary vouch-
eTs. to the Undersigned Administrator at Tor
near Boyd, Oklahoma. within -four months Of
the date hereof, or the same will be forever
barred.
Bated the 2sd day OF June, 1919. y
W. n, JONES,
6-2b 7-l6 lwk Administrator.
The Beaver herald. [volume] (Beaver, O.T. [Okla.]) 1895-1923, 1914-07-23
BERLIN EIremen,. wa.er,Jaekst..

In Berlin the firemen wear water
Jackets with a double skin, which they
are able to I'LL with water from the
hose. II the space between the layers
becomes overhlled the water escapes
through a valve at the top OF the he'll
met, and flows down over the fremen
like a cascade, protecting him dorhly.
The Beaver herald. [volume] (Beaver, O.T. [Okla.]) 1895-1923, 1914-07-23
BuckIen's Arnica Salve for
Cuts, Burns, Sores

Mr.. E. S. Lopez. Marilla, N. ~.
writes; II have never had a Gut,
kurn, Wound OF sore il would not heal
Get a box Of Bucklen's Arnica Salve
today, Keep handy at all times for
Burns, Sores, Cuts, Wounds. Prevents
Lockjaw. Csc, at your Druggist.
The Beaver herald. [volume] (Beaver, O.T. [Okla.]) 1895-1923, 1914-07-23
Notice.

DR.. Higginbotham, practice limited
to the diseases Of the Eye, Ear, Nose
and Throat, is at his Office in Liberal
Kansas, Saturday and Sunday of each
week. ~ II 81 . mos
The Beaver herald. [volume] (Beaver, O.T. [Okla.]) 1895-1923, 1914-07-23
I~nylgorsting to the pale and sickIy

The Old STANDARD general strengthening tonic,
GROVES TASrELESS chill TONlc drives out
Malaria enriches the blood .andbuiids npthe sys-
TEN. A true tonic. For adults aud children. SOC
The Beaver herald. [volume] (Beaver, O.T. [Okla.]) 1895-1923, 1914-07-23
onlx One ..BRoMo oulNiNEo

To get the genuine, call for full name, Lana.
TIVEB ROMO QUfNINE. Look Tor signature OF
n. w. GROVE. Cures a Cold in One Day. stops
cough aud headache, and works Oh cold %9S'
The Beaver herald. [volume] (Beaver, O.T. [Okla.]) 1895-1923, 1914-07-23
HOw's This :

We offer One Hundred Dollars
Reward for any case of Catarrh
that cannot be cured by Halls
Catarrh Cure.
F. j. CHENEY q CO.. Toledo, o..
We. the undersigned. have known F.. J.
Cheney for the last 10 years. and believe
him perfectly honorable in all business
transactions and financially able TO carry
out any obligations made by his firm.
NATIONAL BANK OF COMMERCE.
Toledo. q.
Halls Catarrh Cure is taken internally.
acting directly upon the blood and mu-
cous surfaces OF the system Testimonials
sent free. Price rs cents per bottle. Sold
by all Druggists.
Take Halls Family Pills for constipation
The Beaver herald. [volume] (Beaver, O.T. [Okla.]) 1895-1923, 1914-07-23
WHY GIRLS LIKE TO Be PRETTY.

In the Augus st Woman's Home Com
panion appears a friendly talk to girls
who love beauty. The author explains
as follows, why as a girl che wanted to
be beautiful and the reason that is
generally at the bottom Of a desire for
beauty;
II wanted the power which, already,
without reasoning about it, ! knew
beauty to possess.
'And that is, | am sure, at the bot
tom OF every girls wish for beauty,
though she herself may not know II.
And all this claptrap talk about van
ity is very claptrap indeed beside this
real reason. We want beauty because
it is a power, and-let all the mothers
and older people shake their heads al
me II they like-<it is right and norma
and health y for a girl to want power
and | would mot give a snap OF my
finger for the girl who did not want 1t
"We all have, as Stevenson says,
great thirst for consideration"
The Beaver herald. [volume] (Beaver, O.T. [Okla.]) 1895-1923, 1914-07-23

Straw 10 another product that is
likely to be worth real money in the
small grain districts before next
spring There were a million acres
OF oats grown In Oklahoma this year
II that straw is baled and stored or
otherwise properly cared for, it will go
a long way toward relieving a feed
shortage. especially if it is backed up
with a fair acreage of the sorghums
sown as catch crops on the wheat and
oats stuuble. Even wheat straw is
entirely too valuable to be burned. 1t
will take the place Of good hay for for
feeding 1t will serve as r~oughage in a
pinch, aud it's worth $3.50 a ton as fer
tilizer any day in the week. Used as
bedding, mixed with manure and then
spread on the land in fall and winter.
it reaches its maximum usefulness
Farmer Stockman.
The Beaver herald. [volume] (Beaver, O.T. [Okla.]) 1895-1923, 1914-07-23
BEAVER GiTM HOFER.
j. W.. THOMPSON, Prop.

Our house is one of the BEST In town and first class in every respect
tables supplied with the best the market affords and rates very reasonable
Every courtesy extended.
The Beaver herald. [volume] (Beaver, O.T. [Okla.]) 1895-1923, 1914-07-23
Notice Of settlement OF Account.

6-2b 7.I6 lwk
The News-Herald. [volume] (Hillsboro, Highland Co., Ohio) 1886-1973, 1914-05-28
POINT VICTORY.
May 25, 1914.

Mrs. VIM. Sonner, of Taylorsville,
spent Saturday night with VIM. Som
ner and family.
Joe Cochran. and family, of Hillsboro,
were the guests of Luther Harshbar-
ger and wife Saturday night.
T. R. Vance and wife, Of Harris
burg, spent Thursday with James
Leininger and family.
Nat Tannehill spent the past week
with his sister, Mrs. G. F. Mcneil, OF
Hillsboro.
Walter Harshbarger and family
spent Sunday with Albert Davidson
and wife.
Roland Vaughn and family, OF Su-
gartree Ridge, we're the guests OF
VIM. Sonner and family Sunday.
Ebert Brewer and wife spent Tues
day with Mrs. Nat Tannehill.
James Leininger and wife called on
Ira Davidson and family Sunday.
Louella and Edna Caplinger spent
Sunday with Bessie and Grace Whis
1er
The News-Herald. [volume] (Hillsboro, Highland Co., Ohio) 1886-1973, 1914-05-28
NOT A NATION OF SAVERS
In the Matter Of Thrift the United
States 10 Far Behind European
Countries.

A table prepared by DR.. Henry 8.
Williams for Moody's Magazine places
the United States at the bottom OF a
list of Ii countries as a nation Of sav-
ers The comparison is on the num-
Der of savings bank depositors per
thousand Of population and ranges
from 554 in Switzerland to SO in this
country. Denmark, Norway, Sweden,
Belgium and New Zealand follow the
Swiss. France leads the big nations,
then come Holland, Germany, Eng
land, Australia, japan and Italy.
Our 10,S00.000 depositors, with their
$4,72S, 100000 deposits, or almost $440
per depositor, may be contrasted with
Germany's 22.500,000 depositors with
but $4,942, 100000, or only $1S9 per
head. The United Kingdom has al
most 100000 depositors, but only
little over $1.250,OOO,OO0. France has
nearly as many depositors with a cou-
pie Of hundred millions less, but this
takes no account Of the investments
Of French thrift Russia has 5000, 900
depositors, but only $S00,00O,O0O be-
tween them. Austria has 6,500,000,
with about the same amount as Great
Britain. Italy has as many depositors
as Russia. but with one-fourth more
deposits. Japan has about 100000
depositors, but they do not average 50.
The savings habit. 1t can be seen, is
very much more general abroad where
the opportunity Is very much less,
Three-fourths Of our saving is being
done in the New England and Eastern
States. Then come the Middle West,
the Pacific Coast, the South and the
Western States.
The News-Herald. [volume] (Hillsboro, Highland Co., Ohio) 1886-1973, 1914-05-28
BIG WORDS ENTIRELY WASTED
Brother stookey's Better Hall Found
Lons-HandIed Skillet Much More
Effective Argument.

"Dar amt no satisfaction in debatin'
wild a 'ooman!" disgruntledly declared
old Brother Stookey. Dem ladies isn't
got no un'erstanfn'-nussah, de amt
got no mental grasp, as yo' mought
say. Now, in de ahgymunt dat me and
muh wife had last night bout a pint
In de Scripters, spite O. dc fact dat I
dug up a passel O. fine, big words and
flung 'em at her, couldn't convince
her. rolled fo'th dem dar salubrious
sounds like de Battle O. Bunkey Hill. l
did-sounds. sab. dat ought-uh made
dem small words she used curl up like
green leaves when de fust frost hits
'em!-but did she un'erslan' muh spe.
cifications?
she couldnt-uh, uh-xaze she dess
up wild a long-han1ed skillet and
popped me on de head wild such fero-
city dat muh skull perpetrated right
th'oo de bottom o. dat piece o. furni-
ture, and she held on to &c han'le and
drug me all over de place twell |
halter own up dat she was in de right
to save muh life. B1ieve to muh soul.
de lady would-uh pulled muh head
plumb on If / hadn't give m! Stands
TO reason, sab, dat she didn't un'er-
stan muh language, uh-kaze when a
man uses big words what kind-uh an.
swer am KANSAS CITY
Star.