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Midshipmen and their instructor, the chaplain

nav. better. Millions Of pounds of
ships, good ones. too, and more modern
than some of ours still ailoat, have gone
To the junk heap The most expensive
installations have been condemned and
quit Gently the whole electric turrc,
machinery of a battle cruiser was taken
out Ini replaced by other gear.
England alone has the INSIDE dope"
"tha lessons" # tn, battles in the Far
Eas With th.s, secrets tn" dread
nousn' ,oir,. ur, hcins with tn" hop"
that n clc smash the German sea
pl',,r would 10" ou'di-ttnc"d. Instead.
II pa al a.. iaiious On an even plane,
with ENGLAND ahead 10y but one ship.
And may h- sad right here that pre-
vious 20 tho drcadnoucht a similar de-
sign of big ship with biz guns only
had been worked out 10y an American
naval officer Lieut.. II. &. poundston".
Tho fact that tn" British pr"-drcad-
nought ships were stronger than thoS"
The sun. [volume] (New York [N.Y.]) 1833-1916, 1914-09-13

The authors observations are
Pm, result Of an intimate knowI-
,t. Of the English navy, based
anon personal study and expe-
,.,.c on board British ships with
o.. authorization of the British
admiralty. For ten years Mr.. Reu-
,a,l,h, has been American editor
aj J5ae's" Worlds Fighting Ships"
,lc great English naval annual.
The fool-killer., 1914-10-01
COMING OR GoING-WHICH?

Here in North Carolina there is
a big fight on hand over certain
Physical Geography that has been
adopted for use in the public
schools. It seems that the Geog-
raphy teaches that the origin of
man is not known, but that scien-
lists agree that he evoluted up
from some form Of animal life.
Some of the orthodox religion.
fists are in arms against the book,
and there promises to be hair and
horns all through the air.
Now The Fool-Killer is not in
the business Of settling such dis
putes as that, but in this case it
seems to your Uncle that the new
Geography and it's enemies are
ALL wrong The latest evidence
seems to prove that man, instead
of evoluting up from the anima
race, has simply remained an ami
NAL, and is getting more like {
beast every day. Even those wht
might be said to have evoluted ;
:, / little have now got their evolute.
tail end foremost and are hurry
ing back to the jungle state at
nj e m mute clip. I
doesn't take Biographies or Bi
bles either to settle that. Loo]
at Europe.
The fool-killer., 1914-10-01

The Fool-Killer is glad to well
comeNinto the ranks of Moravian
Falls journalism another new pa
per called 'The Dixie Suffragist"
the first issue of which has just
appeared, bearing an October
date line. The new paper is a five
column folio monthly, and Mr..
John B. Greer is the editor and
publisher. 1t will be devoted en-.
tirely to the great and growing
woman suffrage movement, with
which The Fool-Killer is in full
sympathy, and I am glad that
this, worthy cause is to have an
other champion in the South. Mr.
Greer is an able and earnes
young man, andI take pleasur'
in recommending ''The Dixi
Suffragist'' to any Of my reader
who are interested in the womal
suffrage movement.
The fool-killer., 1914-10-01

It is said that Sampson slew
more men in his death than in his
life. It seems that European roy
atty, knowing that it's day of
judgment has come, is trying to
do the Sampson act.
The fool-killer., 1914-10-01
THESE "CHRISTIAN'
NATIONS.

Whenever | hear somebody re-
ferring to these Benited States as
a "Christian nation | always
want to ask him to describe what
a-cruel, craven Christless,
heartless, hellish heather nation
would be. like.
Christian nation, your foot
If this is Christian nation it
is a hard slam on Christianity and
a compliment to the heather.
Woodpile Wilson and William
Jawbone Bryan are nominal
Christians. That is, they PRO
FESS to be Christians. So does
the Emperor of Germany, the Car
Of Russia, and the Kings of Eng
land and France. They are all
"Christians!' - And look at 'em!
Up to their necks IN the blood Of
their suffering citizens, and still
crying for more blood. It seems
to take solid oceans Of blood to-
satisfy. the cravings Of a "Chris-
tian s1nonarch. And he pretends
that his God is backing up all that
bloody murder and writing it
down to his credit in the Ledger
of the Skies.
I If such men are Christians, give
me the heather for mine. They,
at least, are not Internal hypo-
crites.~ They may be ignorant
t they may bow down to their gods
Of wood and stone-but they do
e the best they know, and that is a
e blamed sight better than the
"Christians" do. Darkest Afri-
l ca could now, with entire proprie-
i ty, go to sending missionaries te
a Europe But she will probably
o keep on the safe side and wait un
a til the ''Christians' quit fighting
r If they ever do.
2 I bring no Indictment agains
q true Christianity. 1t is the fin
t est thing in the world-and abou
i the. scarcest. The point is tha
k these big bullies Of nations tina
call themselves "Christian ar
just plain liars, and hypocrite
l. on top Of it.
n But we, standing over here an
! looking on, are apt to think tina
}, our Christianity is better grad
Of stuff than they have in Europe
u Not bit Of it. All cut outof th
er same cloth, and not a thread Q
e real Christianity in it. We ar
, armed to the teeth and sti
= arming. We must have some M
= tion Of fighting, else why sue
IL preparation? The only reason "
lg are not now embroiled in the sic]
In ening murderfest is the good luc
Ill that placed us on the opposite sic
at Of the world. And if we kee
: out it will be that more than an
u thing else, and not because '
r. are any better Christians ths
'st the others. Indeed, if Jes
re Christ should appear in Washin
,ie ton tomorrow and say some
NC the things that He said in Jerus
: lem, He would not fare any bt
al ter than He Jared in Jerusalem.
The fool-killer., 1914-10-01


THE FOOL-KILLER,
even get the Saint Ann bones to !
work their charm on himself so as
to keep him alive. That will
cause some of those wicked pa
pers like The Fool-Killer to say
that the Pappy didn't have as
much power as he claimed to
have. And so we good Christians
here in America are now pleading
with Thee, 0 Lord, to take hand
in this matter and settle it. Of
course, back yonder a few months
ago when we were down in Mexico
numbering school children by the
hundreds, we didn't pray to Thee
to stop us. We considered it
solemn Christian duty to make
those Greasers salute our Chris
tian flag. Speaking Of that sa-
lutte -'sh ! 'sh-don't mention
it! And we haven't wasted any
prayers over the civil war in Col
orado, where Thy servant John
dee has been numbering helpless
!, women and children by the whole
sale. We considered all those
outrages (including the "burnt
offerings at Ludlow as simply
a part of Johndee's devotional e&
ercises. Knowing him to be such
a good Christian and Sunday
School worker, we hated to ask
Thee to interfere with his opera
tions.
Lord, we know that the Social
| lists are going to throw it up t.
, us about praying for peace in Eu
| rope and at the same time ship
:, ping over ten million bushels O.
e wheat per week, and other thing
: in proportion, to feed and equi]
|. the soldiers and prolong the war
The Socialists are saying that i
:, we wouldn t send Europe any sup
/ plies it would soon have to qui
g fighting and go to work. Their
o might be some truth in that, bu
It then we can't afford to take tn
r advice Of them old Socialists. The
r are the folks who want to destro
Il our happy homes. The war is nc
1t destroying happy homes, is i
e Lord? Besides, we've just got t
s. sell our stuff to the warning n;
A tions because our spectators nee
IL the money, and the poor workin
7s people of America ain t got not]
le ing to buy with. We America
as Christians are powerfully worke
up and running over with symp
ne thy for the sufferers Of Europ
to but we amt COS any sympatt
IT to waste on the destitute, suffe
IN ing millions of our own countr
eel Now, Lord, that seems to abo1
ut cover the ground. We don
1t, know anything else to say. Pre-
ng ident Tumulty told us to pray f
al a peace, and we have prayed. Y
~ nf hope Thou wilt take the matt
or under consideration and see VIII
1T can be done about it. Amen.
The fool-killer., 1914-10-01
THE PEACE PRAYER


States to join in a prayer to God
Tor peace in Europe. According
to newspaper reports the day was
widely observed. But when
America got off of her knees and
~craned her neck over toward Eu-
rope, she said
Just like I expected They are
still fighting!"
Ii there had been in all Amer
lea an amount Of faith equal to a |
grain OF mustard-seed, the prayer
might have prevailed and stopped
the war. But all>the faith could
have been put in the hollow of al
half grown mustard-seed, and
still there would have been
room to hide the souls Of every
monarch in Europe.
But America prayed, or at least
went through the motions of pray
ing, and God, who notes every
sparrow fall, must have heard.
But can you imagine what that
collective prayer sounded like
when it reached the ear Of the
Omnipotent? Gathered up
through the great funnel of the
skies and poured into the prayer
jug Of the Recording Angel, I
wonder if the mixture didn t look
something like this:
80 Lord, it seems like &ings
are getting miserably balled up
down here on earth. Looks like
we are just bound to have some
help pretty soon, or Thy entire
footstool is going to the bow
vows. Lord, we don't like to
bother Thee with our troubles,
and we don't very often, but this
is an urgent case. Thy loving
children oyer in Europe are mur
dering each other as mark Of
brotherly affection, and it looks
to us like they are sorter over
doing the job. We know that wa
is a good thing to have, and tina
Thou delightest in seeing TIL,
Christian followers fight eacl
other, but Thou hast taught us t.
be temperate in all things. Xii
Just a few thousand at a time
then rest awhile and kill som
more. That is the method adopt
ed by our good Christian govern
ment, the Benited State Q
~ America. We have feeling
somehow, that Thy faithful 70
lowers in Europe are carryin
their pleasant pastime little to
far. We pray, therefore, ths
Thou wilt stop the present wa
and save a few men for othe
happy occasions Of this kind.
all the men are killed at once
will be like eating up all the cal
and having none for next mes
Therefore make them stop it.
little at time, and the fun WI
last longer. That has alwa,
been the Christian custom In Il
conduct of wars and other forr
of worship.
"Lord, Thou knowest that t
Christian nations don't want
fight each other, but they car
help it. It is such glorious f
for men to get their heads blow
off and their bowels ripped o
that they just will rush into
and Thy holy and peace-lovi
monarchs like Emperor Bill, C2
Nick and King George can't ne
The fool-killer., 1914-10-01

A "war tax" on campaign lies
would be paying proposition.
Why don't somebody call Uncle
Sam s attention to that?
The fool-killer., 1914-10-01
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The fool-killer., 1914-10-01
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Eastern Utah advocate. [volume] (Price, Utah) 1895-1915, 1914-04-30
FIRE SIGNALS

In the event OF a fire that every
one may know In what part OF the
city Il is. Price has been divided
into four districts Main street
and Eighth street are the dividing
limos. The southwest district has
been designated as District No. Il;
the northwest distrio, has been des-
ignated a. District No. ?; the north
east district as District No. 3. and
the southeast district as District
No. 4. The fire whistle viii blow
one long blast for District No. 1,
then a few short tools. followed By
another long blast Thus. each
district win bo indicated by the
number OF long blasts.
Attention Is called 10 tho fact
tina; the wagon 10 arrive with the
hose carts receives a reward OF five
dollars and the second wagon two
and half dollars.
Eastern Utah advocate. [volume] (Price, Utah) 1895-1915, 1914-04-30
Ytzpsplds Entertalns.

MIR. and Mrs. Thomas Fitzgerald
entertained 90 extensively. as well
~ deliberately. last week that " re
CURED two evenings 10 take care OF
the worry large number OF Invited
guests. On both occasions. Mon
day aud Wednesday nights. dinner
was served at 7 O'Clock. AZ the
fira, party auction bridge wan che
game OF tho evening. Priaes werc
awarded 10 Mrs. c. II. Stevenson.
Mira. y. l.. watrous. Mr.. Matt Cal
mour and Mrs. Gus Olson. Those
present were MIR. and Mrs. w. "
Olson. Mr.. and Mrs. c. c. Mcwhin-
ney. Mr.. and Mira. Carl Gunderson,
Mr. and Mrs. d. n. Mcdonald, Mr.
md Mrs. Matt Gilmour, Mr.. and
Hrs. Fred l.. wairoua. Mr. and Mrs
J. Il. sharp. Mr.. and Ms. c. H.
Stevenson. MIR. and Mrs. n. n. Kirk,
patrick. Mr.. and Mrs. J. u. Roberts
Mr. and Mrs. Orson r. Brooks. Ne
and Mrs George E Nelms. Mr.. and
Mrs. Chas Averill. Mr.. and Mrs. n
Dumayne. Mr., and Mrs. n Wade
Mrs. Thos. Fouts. Mrs J. NJ, whit
iaore. Mrs. =, r. Goeitz. Mrs. +. r
Woods. Mr. ana Mrs w. y Ander.
son. Miss A Walsh. Miss }. Fitz
gerald. Mrs. II. W. Crockett. Mis-.
D. Kennedy. DR.. y y Fisk aud SIC
r. J. Turner. The hostess was as
sisted By Miss Anna Wade.
"Wednesday night after the sever
o'clock dinner rive hundred wal
played. Prizes were won by Mis-
Elsenbach. Mrs. L. A. LAUDER an,
Mr. Leo Whitmore. The guest
were Mr. and Mrs. Carl Mnrcusen
Mr.. and Mrs. r. 8. Davies. MI an,
Mrs. Rex Miller. DR.. and Mrs. NJ. Y
Maloney. DR.. and Mrs. w. T. Huff
man. Mr.. and Mrs. Stanley Balm
ger. Mr. and Mrs. Matt GilmouI
Mr.. and Mrs. A. j. Lee. Mr.. am
Mrs. Thos. Dnmayne. Mr. and Mrs
Geo. Nelms. Mr.. and Mira. Noyis
Mr. aud Mrs. Frank Olson. Mr.. am
Mrs. II. c. Smith. Mr.. and Mrs. J.
A. LAUDER. Miss Jessie Fouts. Mis-
Anna Wade. Miss OFT, MISS Eisen
bach. Miss Josie Fitzgerald. Mia
Wilson, Miss Stewart. Miss Ann
sharp, Mrs. Olive Miller. Mrs. w. !
Maeisean, Mrs. Isabel Murphy, ID
D. +. Fisk. Mr., Lee whitmore. Nj
X. Turner, and Mr. Fred San
ford.
Eastern Utah advocate. [volume] (Price, Utah) 1895-1915, 1914-04-30
HOSPITAL FOR PRICE
DIR. Chamberlain 81 Salt Lake city
"a Locate In This City.


Or. ". y. Chamberlain OF Salt
Lake Cay was here last Thursday
and Friday 90 look into the matter
Of location and the establishment
OF hospital. which he has already
decided upon. lie was accompanied
by his fatherIn-law. Martin Muives,
former city councilman and prom
incnt business man Of Zion
Or. Chamberlain brings with him
excellent credentials az n physician
and aurRcon and a 'iiizcn to be de-
Airod. lie has boon connected With
the Lattor-day saints Hospital AZ
Salt Lake City for a considerable
time. associated With DR.. +. n. PIN
kcrton. chief surgeon OF the Oregon
Short Line
From here the two genticmen
went TO Helper. whore several hours
were spent In looking over that
city and lie surroundings. Mr.. Null
vey was much impressed with che
many improvements going on In
thls city. and conaiders Il the com
Ing town between Salt Lake Cay
and Denver.
DIR. Chamberlain n 10 return
within a few days. whom q n ex-
poc,ed he win permanently locate
with hia family He met with all
kinds OF encouragement while here
Eastern Utah advocate. [volume] (Price, Utah) 1895-1915, 1914-04-30
FIFTY YEARS SERVICE
Old Time ENprcssman Visiting His
Ohildrrn In This city.

Mr.. and Mrs. Granville ID. Ken
nedy OF brunswick. Mo. arrived in
Price last Saturday morning 10
spend the summer months with
their children. Mrs. r. w. Crockett.
Miss Bessie Kennedy and Mrs. J. A.
Crockett. Mr. Kennedy h vet
eran expressman. having on the
18th OF this month concluded a SER
vice OF more than fifty years with
the wells-Fargo company and its
predecessors. Most OF this service
has been az cs,y agent az hia home
, town.
Previous TO this the gentleman
was a messenger In the early steam
boat days ON the Missouri and Mise
issippi rivers. later going 20 the
railroads when the steam lines sup
planted the water routes and the
stage. Mr.. Kennedy saw some tick
iish times caring the civil war. He
has many pleasant as we'll az inter
esting reooncctiona OF the passing
OF the Mormon pioneers through
Missouri on their way 20 Utah.
At one time he was a messenger
ON the packet lines plying between
Kansas City and 81. Louis. and Il
was then that he came In contact
with the Saints coming wea Mr.
Kennedy Ia much impressed with
Price and says q IL the hvoiiest
town he has secn between here and
the Mississippi river.
His home town Il practically dead
and che people ready for the OBJ
sequles because OF local option.
Eastern Utah advocate. [volume] (Price, Utah) 1895-1915, 1914-04-30

John Y. smith came down from
Zion on No. 6 yesterday TO super-
Wise the planting Of 100 additional
acres Of alfalfa and so acres OF bar.
ley on the tract he IL rapidly get
ting under cultivation across the
river.
Eastern Utah advocate. [volume] (Price, Utah) 1895-1915, 1914-04-30
PRICE AND VICINITY

Miss Blanche Coates OF Jehi IA
the guest OF Mrs. A. l.. Stout.
r. W. Crockett IL transacting
buainesa In Salt Lake this week.
supi. Carl n. Marcuscn has been
visiting the nearby school distr'ets
this week.
Tho Ladies' Aid meets this after
noon at the home OF Mrs. Fred L.
Various.
C. II. Stevenson l. contemplating
an extensive eastern tour IN the Inn
mediate future.
Mrs. ]. W. Loofbourow II recov-
erlng rapidly from her long iilncse
and IL now able TO leave the house.
The Duchesne Record. Myion. an
nouncce in ia last issue that Il win
install a standard linotype machine
at once.
Mrs. NJ. o. Maughan and baby re-
turned home iast Sunday after n
months Wait with Mira. Maughan's
parents at Provo.
Andrew Anderson. one OF the
prominent merchants OF Moroni.
was here this week looking after
hs wool shipments.
J. NJ. whitmorc returned from
Salt Lake saturday night. the fed
erl gr4nd Jury OF which he was a
member. having finished its work.
II. @. Enos and Kent n. Burt.
western representatives OF the John
Deere Implement company. were
calling on the trade here yesterday.
Mrs. A. r. Hoskinson. accompan-
led by her son Norman. arrived IN
Price from Salt Lake Sunday for n
Wait with her daughter. Mrs. Fred
L. watrous.
Austin Palmer II erecting a neat
four-room residence ON the south
side OF X street between bth and
9Th streets next 70 the b. II. Nc
Donald corner.
After a several weeks visit IN
Chicago and other Illinois points
and In Denver. T, c. Larsen return
ed Monday 10 resume MS position
with the Stevenson Lumber com
pany
Miss Pauline Buruham of Salt
Lake City. who has been employed
as stenographer for tho consolida-
ted for the past two months. has
resigned her position and returned
home.
Eastern Utah advocate. [volume] (Price, Utah) 1895-1915, 1914-04-30

Mr.. and Mrs. c. II. Stevenson en-
iertain their friends at cards TO-
morrow night and again Monday
night. AZ the first event auction
bridge will be the evenings enter
tainment while Monday night five
hundred will be played.
Eastern Utah advocate. [volume] (Price, Utah) 1895-1915, 1914-04-30

J. L. Ewing, manager OF the Pro
eressive. Salt Lake publication.
has severed his connections with
that paper and viii very shortly
take charge OF the Manu Messen-
ger Mr.. Ewing was formerly con-
necied with the Messenger and was
in charge Of the sanpete weekly for
several years. Ewing has always
been a strong republican and was
prominently identified with that
brand Of politics on the reservation
before accepting a berth on the Pro
gneaslve. and n u no surprise to
his acquaintances that he has TO
turned 20 the fold.
The Rio Grande Service Gazette
issued BY che passenger department.
OF the Denver and Rio orando an
nounoes a special fare TO hunting
and fishing locations during the
summer. The Gazette says IN part.
we have arranged during the com
ming summer season 70 meet de.
mands in our bunting and fishine
fares. and n special ticket has been
provided. which will permit the en-
tire party TO travel together on go
Ing trip. and. In case OF three IN
the party. for each TO return indl-
vidually; or, n more In party. Tor
two 70 return individually and the
balance on one coupon"
Eastern Utah advocate. [volume] (Price, Utah) 1895-1915, 1914-04-30

John Y. smith came down from
Zion on No. 6 yesterday 10 super-
Wise the planting OF 100 additional
acres OF alfalfa and 80 acres OF bar
ley on the tract he IL rapidly get
ting under cultivation across the
river.
Mr.. and Mrs. c. II. Stevenson en-
iertain their friends at cards to-
morrow night and again Monday
night. AZ the first event auction
bridge will be the evenings enter
tainment while Monday night five
hundred will be played.
Jack Downey Of Salt Lake got the
decision over Young Peter jackson
OF Castle Gate in the ninth round
at City Hall Saturday night. Down
ey won on a foul. II wooid have
bsen a cinch for the Castle Gate
boy had he not delivered one blow
below the belt.
Harry Baugh today sewers his
connections with the Carbon County
Commission company, having sold
his interest TO the other stockhoid-
crs Mr. Baugh has no definite fu-
turo plans. but his many friends
trust he will not leave the biggest
little city"
In honor OF the Mcwhinncy baby
thore was n shower last Saturday.
given By Mrs. Matt olimour. Those
present were Mrs. c. @. Mcwhin-
ncy. Mrs. J. W. Loofbourow. Mrs.
W. y. oieon. Mira. y. u. Woods.
Mrs. w. y. Andersen. Mrs. Thomas
Fitzgerald. Mrs. Isabella Murphy.
Mrs. J. n. Middleton and ~. n. r.
Kirkpatrick.
The Advocate is in receipt Of
very interesting communication
from Robert Stewart, county dem
onstrator. too late. however, for
publication this week. In the ar
ticio Mr.. Stewart tells OF the neccs-
sity OF spraying the apple trees for
coddling moth and urges Immediate
action. His letter IN full 20 the
fruitgrowcrs giving complete In
structions and the recipe will be
pubiiahed in succeeding Issues.
Harry Ackorman and Dan Ford
the first OF the week assumed sole
proprietorship OF the Northern BAR
their former associate. Harry Grain.
dlsposing OF his intercs, 90 them.
The two young men are among the
most popular saloon men In the
county and their long lat OF friends
are pleased 20 see them mouniing
the steps OF prosperity Mr.. Grain
retlrea 20 devote his entire time
and attention TO his splendid ranch
property south and 20 the acquiring
OF other landed Interests near Price.
sisto spigroili. who has been en-
pioyed at the Golden Bakery here.
was instantly killed Monday night
In runaway accident near Helper.
He and Joseph osoello. proprietor
OF the bakery. were returning TO
Price In n one-horse rig. Just be
fore they reached the White House
the animal they we're driving be-
came frightened and ran the buggy
of a bridge. Intermem win take
place at scofiold Friday. where tho
deceased was formerly employed
and whore he has a brother, Funk
spigrelli The latter and Domenis
Valerie came down from soofield
Tuesday to take care OF the re
maine.
Eastern Utah advocate. [volume] (Price, Utah) 1895-1915, 1914-04-30
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