The Washington herald., 1914-06-28
GOLF NDORSED
AS real CURE
Ones Who Know Claim 1t Is.
Heavens Blessing and Sure
Fountain of Youth.
CAUSE CHEEKS TO BLOOM
Recommended as Hair Grower and
Best Relief for ALI Dis
gushing Habits.
CAUSE CHEEKS TO BLOOM
ByFRSNK G. sIENKE.

New York. June H.-''Golf is''-grabbins
it from those who profess to know where
Of they articulate-''a heaven-sent bless
ing to mankind-the very thing that
Ponce de Leon was hunting"
Golf is even more than that-if you
wish to take the word Of the gutta percha
enthusiasts for it Those persons Will
assure you that the business Of swatting
and then pursuing an innocent looking.
helpless, little globule of rubber will bring
back the bloom to faded cheeks, will cure
spavins, will thin the fat and fatten the
thin, and, oh, many, many other things
that are so much desired by those who
desire them
Do you play poker, chew tobacco, drink
hard cider-or other liquids? Well. 4:
you'll play golf you'Il never do those
horrid, disgusting things again. Do your
teeth ache, are you a hay fever victim,
or have you an ailing appendix? Play
golf-and presto, you'll be cured.
II your hair IS thinning on the top-try
golf AS a hair grower golf knows no
equal. Perhaps you-love a lady who
isn't overly fond of you just now? Play
golf-and within three months you'll be
ducking rice and cast-on boots, with the
lady swathed in orange blossoms clutch
ing your arm for protection.
Have your wife or daughter suffragette
nOLWllnSlaIlOlIB
Do they insist upon mounting soap boxes
and picturing the horrors of man-made
rules and thereby rejecting upon your
actions as a husband and a father? Golf
will cure that Provide the ladies with
a brassie mashie niblick putter, a caddy
and a few dozen golf balls and shoe them
of in the direction Of a golf course.
Ever afterward they'll be so busy try
ing to do" the course in less than pogie
1,aF hau fn lxa inf
frage speeches and flaunt yellow flags,
nor will they have time to cook your
meals
VIII Boost Your Pay.
Perhaps you yearn for a boost in pay
and the boss Ioosens a shrek of pow
erty every time you approach him on the
subject Well. just hustle OF to a links
and master the Scot game. When the
boss hears of 1t he'll be so fearful that
you'll leave his business fiat on its spinal
column and become golf instructor that
he'll vote you just twice as big an in
crease as you asked for and make you
junior partner or vice president, in addi-
ton -E
Summing it all up. there is nothing that
golf cannot Accomplishment to resur-
recting the dead Modern history is
pretty well cluttered up today with the
names OF men who more than forty
as physical prowess was concerned, who
now rank among the greatest players in
the game.
Another grand feature about the golfing
game is that II you Tlay II well enough
10 get your name in the paper regularly
some enterprising cigar manufactures
will add to your fame by naming 10
cent (straigh) cigar after you. Also
you'll get a chance to earn from $ to
SIS every month for letting patent medi-
cine concern, a hat manufacturer, shoe
maker, or some wine merchant use your
name in connection with a letter giving
enthusiastic Endorsement Of his product
After learning Of all these benefits that
one derives from the business of swatting
gutta-peroha, aren't you almost willing
to admit that golf is a grand little game?
P. Sit may be that there are some |
persons in this land of the free and home |
Of the brave who never have played the |
game of golf, but who after reading of |
ifs marvellous Accomplishments yearn to |
learn the game. II such IS the case, and |
We are properly approached on the SUBJ
ject we will be glad TO give-gratis-one |
incomplete lesson in golf.
The most gruesome golf links in the |
world are in Tientsin, China, where a |
course is laid out in an immepse grave
yard. The greens are constructed between |
graves. and they are as fine as on any |
course in America or England.
The caddying charge is cents for |
eighteen holes, and nearly every day /
there are numerous. fights among licTdss
Of Chinese boys for the caddying privi-
lege The boys have learned the oaddy-
ing business, and are just about as good
at It as the American boys.
The clubhouse, IN one corner of tile
cemetery. is practically surrounded by
graves, and. no doubt, is built on foun-
dation Of human bones.