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The Cairo bulletin. (Cairo, Ill.) 1???-1928, 1914-03-23
MOUND

Mrs. Ray C3mstcd OF this city ana
Mrs. James Davidge OF cairo anu
their father, John Walker of DIM
3ted returned Friday night from
East ST Louis whore they were call
ID the bedside OF their sister, Mrs
Belle ,titChie. who recently under
went 3n operation Mrs. kitchi2 il
still 5e!iously ILL.,
Mss. Harry Smith ard children
who have spent the winter with rela
tits az Democracy. Ohio, returned
hemo Sunday. Mr. Smith moved
their household goods SATURDAY 10
The Waugh cottage on Pearl street,
where hey will reside.
superintendent Clarence Sclby. who
has been i'll the past week with ton
silitis, is slowly improving.
GwenColyn Goodin, the it'll,
daughter OF Mr.. ana Mrs. Frank
Goodin. arrived this week IRON S.
Loais, where she was living with h 81.
grandfather. She Will remain heIe
with her parents.
Mir. ana Ms. II. \. Ma,na ana
daughtnr. Hazel. left Friday for Pr.
laski, where they Will visit relatives.
Mrs, I'd Dimmich and little daugh-
ter Be,tic. OF Vienna, arc visiting the
Misses Blanche and Julia Sciuler.
Miss Mary Smith of Cypress. H.,
is visiting Mrs. Minnie Adams ami
sister, Mrs. Maude Southall OF High
street.
Charles Harris of High street, with
ga votes. won the cnild's automo-
bile which, was given away Friday 81
Bestgal and Westermap's grocery.
Lutz was close second hay-
ing 57i votes. The auto was eive;.
away by the mannfaeturprs of sun.
The Cairo bulletin. (Cairo, Ill.) 1???-1928, 1914-03-23

in a inging and talking act are Ct
first rank IL vaudeville and delighted
the audience with a number of the
popular song hits Miss Borri is an
traciiye young woman boostin;
Chicago while Mr., Thompson is all
for New York. They graciously re
spondel to a number Of enchores
Goldiag and Kaatjng are the head
liners on the program and have one
ofthe brightest andmcst entertainin2
acts recently seen at the Gem They
are known rs the long and short CT
vaudeville, which is the source OF
Their aits of bright comedy. Miss
Heating is charming little artist
and wears number of beautiful cos
tunes in this number. The couple
present the Australian Tango which
The Cairo bulletin. (Cairo, Ill.) 1???-1928, 1914-03-23
Men Welcome s''*
Mothers Friend
A Duty that Every Man Owes to Those
who Perpetuate the Race.

1t Is just q iupur.1u, that mcn should
know of progressive methods in advance OF
BROTHERHOOD. The suffering. pain and dis
t'Csg incident to rhiiu-hear ing can be- easily
avoided by having a. hand bottle of
Mothers Friend
This ia wonderful penetrating cxter-
n5 application that relieves all tension
upon the muscles and euab)rs them to expand
without the painful strain upon the liga.
rcnts. Thus there is avoided all those ner-
sous spells; the tendency TO nausea or morn
ing sickness Is counteractpd. and a bright,
sunny, harpy disposition IS preserved that
rejects wonderfully upon The character and
temperament Of the little one soon TO omen
Its eyes IN bcwlldcrment at the low Of his
rival You can obtain bottle OF
Mothers FRIEND at any drug store NJ
S1o6, ana it win be the hist dollars worth
sou over obtained. II preserves the mrth.
cr's health, enables her tn mako 2 auicl<
end complete recovery. and thus with RI,
rcw"d strength She will eagerly drvotc
herself 10 the care and attention which
moan SO much to the welfare of tho child.
Write TO the BradGeld Regulator Co.. ln9
lamar Bldg. Atlanta, Ga, for ,hei. vain.
able and instructive book OF guidance Cor
eKpcciant mothers. Got a bottla OF Moth.
ers yriend to-day.
There Is 4 wealth of instruction and
ro'nfort 20 be derived In reading this little
book. It Is plainly written, lust what
every woman wants TO know, and wilt DO
6 splendid little textbook for guidance, not
only for yourself. but will make you hclp.
ful 10 others. Ard, In the meantime, do
bot fsil tn get bottle Of Mothers Friend
~ tbe drug store, and thus tortitv seursalf
against any AMI all paiu aud disscmlqIt
The Cairo bulletin. (Cairo, Ill.) 1???-1928, 1914-03-23
EaIstccat a Mcnarer's Fad,

Historians tell Us that Charles II. OF
England made a resolution TO change
the fashionao of his dress 10 one which
he would never alter, and communf
Gated this decision TO his council in
October, 1866. From diary Of that
period We read "'lhis day the king
begins to put on his vest, and did
see several persons of the house of
lords and commons, too. great cour'
tiers who are in It. being long cos
sack close to the body, of black cloth
and pinkdd with white silk under 1t.
The Cairo bulletin. (Cairo, Ill.) 1???-1928, 1914-03-23

Graves of villa Ridge. who spent
Sunday with them.
Mrs. L. T. s. Rice Of Nation, is
visiting her son, DR.. II. c. Rice and
family of First street. Her daugh-
tegs. Misses Ella and Inez Rice. who
al5o spent few days here left Fri
day f3r Memphis where they will
visit with d brother.
Mrs. William Biggerstaff. who has
been seriously i'll at her homo at
Mounds. was slightly improved Sat
urdly evening.
as. Flos-ie Littleiohn of America,
was among the shoppers here Satur-
day.
JOAN Walker o; Olmsted, tganact-
cd business here Saturday.
The Cairo bulletin. (Cairo, Ill.) 1???-1928, 1914-03-23
Need Power to Force Way.

According to \ conservative esti-
mate, in an ocean steamer OF 100 feet
beam, $50 feet length, aud, lot rs say,
$4,000 horsepower, no less than 20 per
cent. Of the horsepower. or about
$4,000, would be consumed in over
coming head,wind resistance when the
ship was steaming at Is knots aza.%@t
4 G5.mle gale.
The Cairo bulletin. (Cairo, Ill.) 1???-1928, 1914-03-23
e,ovin7 FL.tira.

why asked tiie ran Z, he brown
derby, whose attention l2l been call
ed to the INSTEAD psc3ras@ Of tipsy
reveller who waa passing, do. you say
that THAI man reminds you Of moving
pictures Because replied his com.
panion, placidly Lighting cigarette.
This eyes are f.meo and he reels"
The Cairo bulletin. (Cairo, Ill.) 1???-1928, 1914-03-23

position bureau of aeronautics, will
start soon upon trip around the
world, traversing the entire route, to
establish control points and confer
with commissioners that will he APP
pointed by the various nations The
functions of this commission viii be
clearly separate from the aeronauti-
cal supervision OF the race, which
win be under the jurisdiction of the
Federation Acronautical interna-
tional. According to the present plan
the commission will be composed Of
five men, whose selection will be
The Cairo bulletin. (Cairo, Ill.) 1???-1928, 1914-03-23
Conviction Born Of Experience,


The man who has used Chambc'-
lain's Cough Remedy and watched
and fHlt and realized its remarkahla
curative properties will tell you that
it has no superior for coughs an |
colds. The remarkable success CT
this preparation aided by the PEI
sonal recommendation of people
who have been cured by it has made
it one Of the most popular medicines
in use. Try it when you have a
cough or cold and realize for your-
self what a first class cough m adi-
cine will accomplish. For sale by
all dealors.-Advt.
The Cairo bulletin. (Cairo, Ill.) 1???-1928, 1914-03-23
Superlatlves In AdVertis,nn.

japanese advertisers believe In a
lavish use Of superlatives. THE pa
per we SELL" runs the announcement
In Tokyo stationer's window, lis as
solid as the hide OF an elephant,
Step insiae." is the Invocation OF
big multiple shop In the same city.
Tou will be welcomed as fondly as
ray of sunshine after rainy day.
Our assistants are as amiable as
father seeking husband for DOVER
less daughter. Goods are dispatched
20 customers houses with the rapidity
II shot from the canuon's mouth"
The Cairo bulletin. (Cairo, Ill.) 1???-1928, 1914-03-23
A Word Of Caution.

One Should be exceptionally care
ful just now about taking cold, and
when cold is contracted set rid Of
II as quickly as possible To accom-
plish this you will find Chamber
lain's Cough Remedy excellent. !. is
not only prompt and efoctual but is
pleasant and safe to take, and has a
reputation Of forty years back of L.
For sale by all dcalers-Advt.
The Cairo bulletin. (Cairo, Ill.) 1???-1928, 1914-03-23

One OF the naturalists in an arctic
expedition noticed that. although the.
summer sun shone through tbs nights.
the plants made no mistake. but when
the sun got round to the west they.
closed up as il the sun had really set.
An eclipse Of the sun has had the.
same effect. !
The Cairo bulletin. (Cairo, Ill.) 1???-1928, 1914-03-23
Not Suitable.

"You mean TO tell me that box ia an
Ideal place TO keep beef and chops and
eggs" Yea sir replied the man
who was selling refrigerators. why,
burglar could break into that without
even using nitrogIycerine." Washing
ton Star
The Cairo bulletin. (Cairo, Ill.) 1???-1928, 1914-03-23
ADJUSTMENTS
-


TIL e was record breaking
crowd az the performances at the
Gen theatre yesterday when an un-
usually excellent program Of vaudc-
villc and motion pictures was given.
JACK and Pearl Herado opened tho
bill with a European act consisting
of cradle and trapeze feats They
were roundly applauded for all their
thrilling and new work.
WIZ Thompson and Jean Berri
The Cairo bulletin. (Cairo, Ill.) 1???-1928, 1914-03-23
Zap Showing Principal Proposed Arshp

placed in the hands of the President
of the United States, the King of
England, the President Of France,
the Emperor of Germany, the Car,
the Mikado and the Premier of
British Columbia. The start Of the
race will be in May. 1915, from the
aviation field Of the Panama. Pacific
International Exposition. Patrols Of
scout cruisers will be established TO
mark the trail ov,r the oceans and
lend assistance if needed. Each ma
chine will carry 1t least two men
and will check in at each control.
The Cairo bulletin. (Cairo, Ill.) 1???-1928, 1914-03-23

where it Will te ~ttmped i.tiaiH.
and rebuilding will be permissible.
Aviators arc confident THAI by May.
1915, such progress will have been
made that success will be assured.
It is probable that BY that time tie
Atlantic will have been crossed so
successfully that the competitors
vii, be given the CHOICE of routes tY
mid Atlantic or by way "f Green
lard. Circumaviaiion Of the globe
Will be tn supreme adventure o. cur
DIV
The Cairo bulletin. (Cairo, Ill.) 1???-1928, 1914-03-23

The most tremendous aerial drama
will lie staged in 1915 when the sig
nal is given for the $4,000 mile
Panama. Pacific International AVA
ton race around the world for prizes
Of $4,000 or more. Aertnauts from
all civilized nations with every de-
scription of air craft driven by
motors will participate. The event
will compare with the crossing Of
the Atlantic By Columbus and the
circumnavigation IS tie globe by
Magellan in lJ2Hn Arnold Kruck-
man. chief Of the l'araa'a- Pacific cX-
The Cairo bulletin. (Cairo, Ill.) 1???-1928, 1914-03-23

is extremely clover aud dinicdlt.
with the motion pictures today
the foarth series of the Adventures
OF KatHlyn, will be shown,
The Cairo bulletin. (Cairo, Ill.) 1???-1928, 1914-03-23
COZ DIAMOND RING

Given away free on repairing at
shop 200 Eighth street. ADV 2-2S I'm
El Paso herald. (El Paso, Tex.) 1901-1931, 1914-10-13
NEWMAN INVESTMENT co.
REAL ESTATE. INSURANCE. BONDS.
100 SAN ANTONIO ST.

S63O0-5 I'm bungalow. finest in the city.
Cliff St; moderate cash payment. bal suit
$1,000 I'm bungalow. Copia St. F. Fl
Paso. car line; exchange for valley land or
lots part pay
Si5OO-Besutiful I'm bungalow, new. IS
Il. frt-, Mckinley Ave $500 cash. $40 per
month.
sSe5O-5 I'm bungalow. C. v; beautiful
location. $3.50 cash. bal. monthly
5000 I'm bungalow. G. V. Nations
Ave $500 cash, assumption Of notes; very
easy
S24o0--f I'm modern home, E E. Paso.
$3.50 cash, SIS per mo-
$3.50 nm home, H P. $3.50 cash. s25
per month.
S1I00-3 I'm house . lots Manzana Ave.
800 cash. $50 per menth
S60O-Splendid s I'm. California home.
overlooking bay in San Diego: exchange for
Fl Paso property.
ss5 per aere-1O0 acres county road. So
co-ro: small cash payment. bal suit
SEQ per Acres acres Tsleta- small cash
payment bal. suit
$50 per acres acres I mi YsIeta naved
road $500 cash. bal. suit
Newman Investment Co.
El Paso herald. (El Paso, Tex.) 1901-1931, 1914-10-13
Statesmen Wanted.

~--~~~~---~-~-~I~-------
FANTED-TraveIing salesman to carry our
line on a commission basis; great chance
for side line men; liberal commissions.
Standard Trunk & Bag Co, Petersburg, Va
El Paso herald. (El Paso, Tex.) 1901-1931, 1914-10-13

4 BUNGALOW, NEW. completely fur
nished. large sleeping porch. buntin fea-
lures. big garage Only $1,000; easy terms.
room bungalow building. Government
Hin, $1,000 $500 down. balance easy
room bungalow, Wyoming. $3.50; easy
room bungalow. California St. close in;
basement large sleeping porch, all builtin
features. Only $3.50
These are few OF my bargains.
4UaAe N Oregon. E3icLneIl. Phone 5238
El Paso herald. (El Paso, Tex.) 1901-1931, 1914-10-13

FOR SALES acres. cultivation. ss7-5l
per acre; terms Write Box 81. Ia Mesa
n. NJ
El Paso herald. (El Paso, Tex.) 1901-1931, 1914-10-13
For Sale Real Estate

OOGnlFy Properly
-7~-~-~~-~---~-~-~-~~-~~---
FOR SALES acres cultivation. $3.50
per acre; terms Write Box 81. Ia Mesa,
n NJ
BARGAIN-Finest cattle ranch and fruit.
100 miles from FL Paso; water Write W
81, Herald office
BARGAIN FOR CASH-s2lz acres valley
land 1 mile west OF Anthony. $40 per acre
Address Joe Manning. La Mesa. y NJ
VALLEY LAND-11 acres 10 miles above e.
PasO; in cultivation: cheap as dirt; cash or
terms Phone 1886 7
CHEAP lots. ALTA VISTA.
Two OF them. south front, in block $50
FL Paso. for SS25-
CLOSE N RESIDENCE.
room red pressed brick east front: lot
43x150 #. paved street 900 block. n. E
PasO St 5000
ROOM BRICK, $3.50 CASH,
Balance SIS per month Splendid residence.
big lot plenty OF barns and chicken houses
In FL Paso's garden section. car lines.
SUBURBAN VALLEY SNAPS
Are becoming scarce. Get an acre on the
interurban now for SO cash and SO per
month Small tracts will be in great de-
maud next spring
EiIburn-Lfndsey Co.. Succrs-,
T0bin Real Estate Co.
City and Valley Real Estate
103 Main St Phone sos
El Paso herald. (El Paso, Tex.) 1901-1931, 1914-10-13
Auchoneerx.

office Entrance to Caple5 Bldg
] sen EvervthlnE At Auction @ Private Sale
Auction Sale.
AUCTION SALE Of unclaimed express ship
ments. FL Paso. Texas. October Is. 1918
To All Whom it May Concern; Notice is
hereby given that Wells Fargo & Co. EX-
press will sell at public auction IN FL Paso
Texas October 18th. 1914. the following
described shipments remaining undeivered.
or otherwise, at offices in the state OF
Texas unless same are claimed by owner
and accrued charges paid prior to date OF
sale. For list OF shipments, see posters
c. y. Campbell. Superintendent
El Paso herald. (El Paso, Tex.) 1901-1931, 1914-10-13
For Sale Real Estate
Country Property.

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HOH SALE-l60 acres land adjoining fair
ground AID town site OF Wilcox. Ariz
$500 cash II taken within 30 days Address
j. P Richardson. Dragon. AriZ
El Paso herald. (El Paso, Tex.) 1901-1931, 1914-10-13
Financial.


MONEY To LOAN-315 Trust Building.
CAPITAL introduced FOR sound enterprises
Of all kinds percent commission. bond
and stock issues placed underwriting pro-
cured, references exchanged Address Cooke
& Bvrne- Harcourt St DuhLIr T-aIrrF
El Paso herald. (El Paso, Tex.) 1901-1931, 1914-10-13

GO ACRES. ~ NILES OF FABENS.
All bottom silt land SIS per acre. terms
81 acres 80 miles up river. = mile good
school. paved road; improved; mostly in
alfalfa; terms
S1oO per acre; terms
900 acres good soil. L mile r P sta
ton $50 per acre
90 acres. all bottom land. Is miles up
river. $50 per acre: terms
50 acres fine bottom soil. near Ia Mesa
S55 per acre.
r. c. Bailey Land Co.
500 Mesa Ave Phone 205S
FL Paso. Texas
El Paso herald. (El Paso, Tex.) 1901-1931, 1914-10-13
Money 70 Loan.

MONEY TO LOAN-5I5 Trust Buildine.
PRIVATE BANK-Loaus money on furni-
turs. pianos. diamonds. livestock. real es-
tate, etc; good notes bought and sold
treatment and confidential dsalinrs ex-
tended So2 Two Republics Bldg. Ph- 1444.
El Paso herald. (El Paso, Tex.) 1901-1931, 1914-10-13
!or Sale OF Ezchange-ReaI Estafe.

For Sale or Ezchange-Rsal Estate.
~-~-~-~-~~~~~-~---~~----~-
EXCHANGE apt. site blocks from
city hall for improved property Phi 5111 W
TO TRADE-Lots on Montana St. and a
new Overland automobile for well located
4 bungalow Address A. care Herald
WHAT HAVE you to exchange for $50
acres Of valley land Price $500. Address
G. c. Herald
FOR SALE OR TRADE-For Fl Paso prop
erty or upper valley land, near Las Cruces
preferred. nice residences, fine location;
best town in Mississippi. Il interested write
box 81, Meridian. Miss.
For Sale or Exchange-MisceHaneous,
>~-~-~-~-~O~-~-~-----~-~-0-
FOR SALE Or TRADE-New piano; been
used months Phone 4ll5-
To TRADE-Texas state right manufacture
and sale OF patented box opener. for small
automobile. r D. Pritchett, Bonita, Ark
WANTED To TRADE - a $3.50 Mason &
Hammond Baby Grand for an auto in good
condition: viii assume or take difference
Phone 2549 ".
FOR SALE Or TRADE-Oue new delivery
body for Ford automobiles; viii trade for
good one horse delivery wagon Address
vera-Best Grocery, Alamosordo. " "
To TRADE-Improved section OF land in
central west Texas for FL Pas0 property,
lower or upper valley land: viii assume
some Owner. box Sss. Fl Paso. Texas
WANTED-Got anything you want TO SELL
trade or buy2 Send US careful and exact
only . cents. no more. We sell OF exchange
anything. Southwestern Exchange, sColum-
bus. \. II
ROOming Houses For Sale.
MONEY To LOAN-315 Trust Building
BOOMING HOUSED rooms. $3.50; terms
St Louis Hotel
BOOMING HOUSE for sale by owner. cheap.
u large rooms center city Phone 6l57 ".
. ROOMS, good furniture. in heart OF city;
no better place in city; no better bargain
in city. for 500 Phone 52S4
BUY FROM OWNER-f0 rooms. steam. hot
and cold water; new. Write E. c. n, care
Herald
FOR SALE - The Metropolitan Hotel. %
rooms newly furnished. in the heart Of the
Pecos valley: everything considered so cheap
IL viii surprise You ftermsl. Address Net
ropolitan, Hotel Carlsbad. y. II.
Secondhand Automobiles.
MONEY To LoAN-s15 Trust Building.
STOCK FISK automobile tires. Allen Arms
& Cycle Co
TWO AUTOMOBILES for sale cheap in good
condition Phone 5471 J.
FOR SALE passenger auto cheap. 1011
s Santa Fe.
WANTED-AutomobIle. Must be IN good
condition and cheap for cash Write X 6s.
Herald.
FOR SALE passenger studebaker auto
mobile at bargain Party has no need OF
ii. Phone 5SSA.
STUDEBAEER - Late model with extra
equipment; cost $3.50. good as new. cash
sale, no trade, $500. Write E. GO. Herald
FOR sALE-Buick truck. 1000 pounds ca
pacity; newly ovsrhauled; will sell for re-
pair bill c. G. Shannon. Phone 2I30.
WILL PAY CASH for auto. light OF good
size 4 cylinder. 1914 or 1915 model; must
be new or practically so and real bargain:
give price and description Herald, ". So
FOR SALE-Reo the Fifth passenger
electric lights and starter; newly painted; /
fine condition. Would exchange for desir-
able lots in Fl Paso. Neff-StiIes Co
. PASSENGER TOURING CAR-Electrie /
lighted. cushion covers; cost $3.50 new;
cut 20 $3.50
Hawkins Bros. Phone $500.
El Paso herald. (El Paso, Tex.) 1901-1931, 1914-10-13
Stocks and Bonds.
Wanted to Rent.

WANTED or room house in Alta Vista
district; reliable business man; will pay
good rent Apply 10 s OreEon St.
El Paso herald. (El Paso, Tex.) 1901-1931, 1914-10-13
Rooms and Board.

Room WTTH B0ARD-loI Montana St
ROOMS AND BOAED-1512 wyoming.
MEALS. 5I2 BLEsA-Phone 341z. Rooms
strictly uptodate. Table firstclass-
LARGE FRONT ROOM suitable for l or
gentlemen Meals Phone $500.
ROOM AND BOARD - Reasonable sol
Nevada
WANTED young men. room and board
919 AnEe Phone $3.50.
LARGE east room hot and cold water. 70
couple or ? young men. with board To3 "
Santa Fe-
El Paso herald. (El Paso, Tex.) 1901-1931, 1914-10-13

HCKOK HOTEL AND AUTO LINE
Engle. n. II.
Trips to Elephant Butte and Palouas
Springs Cars meet all trains.
El Paso herald. (El Paso, Tex.) 1901-1931, 1914-10-13

GRAND FALLS. DTPERIAI
AND BUENA VISTA STAGE LINE
Car leaves Monahans 700 a. N
Arrives Grandfalls $500 a m
Arrives Buena Vista II 80 a N
Returning arrives Monahaus 4:09 D n
Fare SG so each Wav
J. " Brown. Monahans- Texas.
El Paso herald. (El Paso, Tex.) 1901-1931, 1914-10-13

; GALS. B. GAS, Sc; OIL CSC, Phone S5S5.
El Paso herald. (El Paso, Tex.) 1901-1931, 1914-10-13
Second Hand Furniture.
Second Hand Goods.

LADIES CLOTHING BOUGHT-Ph ~
HIGHEST PRICES PAID for an kinds Sec
ond hand clothing, shoes, hats. Phi. 1854
Mansfield mirror. (Mansfield, Wright County, Mo.) 1908-1957, 1914-12-31
TheLastShot
FREDERICK PALMER
tCopyrsA.. isiA By Charles senbners sonS
SYNOPSIS

At their home on the frontier between
Che Browns and Grays Marta Galland and
her mother, entertaining Colonel wester-
Hing OF the Grays, see Captain Lanstron.
STAN Intelligence officer OF the Browns,
injured by q fall IN his a~eroplane. Ten
real chief OF stan. reinforces South La
Ifr, meditates on war. and specnlates on
the comparative ages OF himself n Mar
e, who ia visiting In the Gray capital
'Westerling calls on Marta She tells him
OF her teaching children the follies of wal
and martial patriotism. begs him to pre-
vent wal while he u chief Of STAN. and
Browns he win not win. On the march
with the sd OF the Browns Private Stran-
sky, anarchist, decries. war and played
out patriotism and Is placed under arrest
Colonel Lanstron overhearing, ,begs him
ON Lanstron calls on Marta at her home
He talks with Feller, h gardener. Marta
tells Lanstron that she believes Feler to
Pc q spy. Lanstron confesses 1t Is true,
Sanstron shows Marta q telephone which
Teller has concealed In a secret passage
under the tower for use to benefit the
browns In war emergencies. Lanstron de-
clares his love for Marta westerling and
the Gray premier plan to use a trivial In
ternational AFFAIR TO foment warlike pa
trfotfsm In army and people and strike be-
OF stan. and Lanstron. made vice. discuss
the trouble. and the Brown defenses. Par
TOW reveals his plans to Lanstron. The
Gray army crosses the border line and at
tacks. The Browns check them. Artil-
Jerry, infantry. aeroplanes and dirigibles
engage. Stransky, rising to make the
anarchist speech Of his life. draws the
Gray artillery fire. Nicked by a shrapnel
splinter he goes Berserk n fghts-''al
Q man."
Mansfield mirror. (Mansfield, Wright County, Mo.) 1908-1957, 1914-12-31
California Woman Not over-E nt,usI.
astIe Over Her First impress.
sIons Of Gibraltar.

Some one who was seeing Watkins
of the other day made the inev' able
remark about visiting America first"
Some one is sur to say that sooner
or later, within a week Of ones sail.
ing for foreign parts; II not while n
Is packing, he or she says It on the
deck Of the boat Just before the whis-
tie blows.
That is how It was with Watkins,
who was going to spend a summer or
the Island OF Sark, and who had never
been to California.
NO" confessed Watkins, II haven't
seen the-er--what do you call it.
Golden Cater ! haven't een the Col
den Gate. But I crossed a year ago
with some California people. They
told me a good deal about the Call.
fornia climate and how beautiful the
country a
And" Watkins continued, dream.
lily. "the woman said something that
I never forgot. We going
Mansfield mirror. (Mansfield, Wright County, Mo.) 1908-1957, 1914-12-31
watso. e. Coleman.
Patent Lawyer, Washington,
DC. Advice and books free.
Rates reasonable, Highest references, Best sersiceG
ALL THEY. COULD HOPE FOR
Under the Circumstances Almost End.
less Entertainments Should Have
Been In Order.

There is a certain Chicago man Of
a remarkably cheerful and optimistic
turn of mind. His wife, on the other
hand, takes things very seriously. and
has no small difficulty in accommo-
dating herself to the peculiarities Of
her friends when, as not infrequently
happens, they differ from her own.
Henry" said she to her husband
m evening, when she had returned
home more or less agitated by some
thing. What do you think they say
about Mrs. Eaton, the bakers wife?"
I'm sure ! don't know" said the
husband. Nothing serious, l hope"
"lhey say they can tell when she's
going to have callers by her washing
the chiloren's faces! Now, you're
a pretty sanguine man, Henry, but
what on earth can you hope for q
woman like that?"
Well" said Henry, II suppose all
we can hope for is that she entertains
a good deal"