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El Nuevo mexicano., 1914-08-06

Suscribanse al Nuevo Mexicano. 81
mejor periodico en- Espanol en- Ell Es-
tado. Solamente I'm Peso al aoh,
El Nuevo mexicano., 1914-08-06

81 vd. Sc siente "sombrfo", "insfpi-
do" pesado. es que necesita nj bue-
ma limpieza. La HERBINA es 4 pro
p6sito para este fin. Estimula ell hf-
gado. da tono al estomago y purifica
los intestinos. Precio de 50 %centavos.
vendida por The Capital Pharmacy.
El Nuevo mexicano., 1914-08-06

III AuuiNAU cu ~ VArHuu
al una bora agusto pasa.
RICO.
va me voy a retirar
voy a q d su yeclno
a yer 81 es tan mezquino
puede que pueda abonar
voy a tomar Ell canine
d ver 81 10 puedo hallar.
POBRE.
Esta bastante temprano
dispense mi dilacion
y por la mala atencion
no lie habia dado la mano
Sc me oprimi0 Ell corazoA
cabalIero Don Fulano.
RICO.
Agradesoo su boundad
amigo por la OCCASION
aunque tarde su atencion
sera con sinceridad
veo que tiene razon
bien, a y listed como lie va
POBRE.
En- ell Utah hay buenos sueldos
pa ell que los puede ganar
v solo tiene que estar
sufriendo como los cuervos
no Sc 81 70 pueda hallar,
pienso voy 81 no me enfermo.
RICO.
LIE deseo buena suerte
pues haga fuerza aburrir
pues dice que SO va a If
al trabajo permanete
yo no quiero mas decir
dc 10 que trabaja en- mi mente.
POBRE.
Querido amigo Fulano
maiana voy q sembrar
v despues voy a buscar
a I'm amigo Americana
con ese voy a TRAFALGAR
desde mafiana temprano
RICO.
Veo que esta decidido
d salir d t rabajar
Y que me piensa pagan
bastante tempo he perdido
con haberme puesto a fiar
y nj un abono he tenido.
POBRE.
Con toda verdad v c~onfian2a
maiana sera otro dia
alcabo 81 listed no fla
de otro tengo la esperanto
estan las noches tan frias
para salir de la casa.
RICO.
TIE advierto amigo trevino
que no te vuelvo 4 cobrar
tn me tienes que pagan
porque va me tienes mohino
yo no tie quiero escuchar
pienso tomar mi canine.
POBRE.
Cleric que eres caballero
pues te tragas vivo al pobre
Y piensas que eres buen hombre
themes algo de dinero
y siempre estas con ell hambre
de tener al borreguero.
RICO.
ST otro aho dejas pasar
tn propiedad me la paga
70 to q~uitare la mana
de que no q~uieras pagan
redito desde manana
tambien to voy a tasar.
POBRE.
Quieres tener mi tierrita
m itrabajo, mi dinero
lie salga de %borreguero
que no logre una malta
solo tn eres heredero
porque tienes tu tiendita
va me cans6 la ~paciencia
pienso salir a buscar
con que venirte a arreglar
voy a hacer muy larga ausencia
pa que me vengas a hablar
de tn saber y clemencia
Adios amigo, me voy
a retirar de esta plaza
pienso salir de mi casa
a deiarla desde hoy
este aho ST no Sc pasa
o me dice 10 que soy.
En- fin para no cansa
la paciencia de un borrico
va no quiero ser perico
basta de tanto parlar
con las ideas de un rico
no Sc puede conversar.
JOSE M. ORTIZ,
Kanosh, Utah, Julio is, 1914.
y -
Cuando una mujer dice 10 ~pensare,
El Nuevo mexicano., 1914-08-06

Los hipocritas no sirven'a Dios pc
70 Sc slrven de Dios para enganar a
los hombres.
El Nuevo mexicano., 1914-08-06

a vl6oRAs, fs TARANTuLAs, 70
RATAs, Y cUcARAcHAs COM
PoNEN uN cARGAMENTo IN
TEREsANTE.
El Nuevo mexicano., 1914-08-06

Ell marques y su mujer
contentos quedan los dos:
ella Sc fue a yer a Dios
y a 81 lie vino Dios a yer.
El Nuevo mexicano., 1914-08-06

Querer hoy con florecicas
conquistar un corazon
es 10 mismo que tomar
ell aqua con tenedor.
El Nuevo mexicano., 1914-08-06

Iusa de su canosidad Mi
preparado no es una tintura-
ISus efectos Sc hacen visiblesa
Mos cuatro dias de uso.
. A los "a amos me quede
lcanosa y enveiecida, pero un
hmigo, hombre de ~ciencia,
hne ayud6 a hallar un meto-
lido que dev0lvi6 a mi cabello
lei color natural de Ia niiezs
Yen un periodic de tiempos or-
ACKNOWLEDGEMENTS eorto. De ea-
ia manera, me he dispuesto a
suministrar instrucciones com
letas, absoIutamente gratis, q
aIcttipr ipctnr de este periodicO
El Nuevo mexicano., 1914-08-06

Cuando buscas osas superfluas, de-
seas echar ie arillos a los nies.
El Nuevo mexicano., 1914-08-06

ESTE CUP0M GRATIS Suisr Iector dc este
peri6dico para recibir gratuitamente las
instrucciones completes de la Sra. Chapman,
para ~restituir al eabello canoso ei color "
belieza iuvenil. Corte este cup6n y envieao
con su carta. Waldo solamente 81 sc usa
enseguida. Envie una ~estampila de correos
de s centavos para la respgesta.. pIilase a
Sra. Mary X. Chapman, s 1857 N. Gros-
venor Bldg, Providence. II. IL y: U. z.
AVISO ESPECIAL: A TODD lector 0 lectora De este
peri6dic0 que no desee tener canas TODD el rest0 &c
su vida, le aconseio que aproveche ensegulda "a
oferta generosa anterior. L buena reputacion &c
Ia Sra. Chapman, prueba 10 sincera que es su oGerta.
El Nuevo mexicano., 1914-08-06

/ ENMlENpAs soBRE LAS cUALEs
TENDRA QUE voTARsE Ell oTo-
NO QUE VlENE.
El Nuevo mexicano., 1914-08-06
CANOSA Los Fl AMOS
nj UNA SOFA CANA A Los So
Soy una de- las muclaS perSOlaS que a.
testiguan que las canas pueden reco-
hraT Su color y helleza latuTales
SuMlMISTRnLA PRuERA. GRATIS

Permitame e~nviarle gratis, iniormes completes,
con los que podra devolver a sus canas ell color y
belleza ~naturales de Ia juventud, no importa que
El Nuevo mexicano., 1914-08-06
PETlcIoN PARA La REvocATo-
RIA DEL sENADoR DE EsTADo
WALTON.

Movimlento comenzado Para Retirar
a un ciudadano de silver City De-
bIdo q su AIeeada Actitud sobre la
Question de Salaries.
El Nuevo mexicano., 1914-08-06

Rascandose la cabeza
habla ell pobre de aburrido
cuando me he comprometido
a abonarte tan aprisa
0 que dinero he tenido
este te hablo con firmeza
Pero cuanto desconffa
81 tambien yo Sc pagan
y tambien 70 Sc contar
10 que saco cada un dia
20 me debo de apurar
amigo de la pipilla.
RICO.
70 no t 9 vengo a cobrar
pa que tie vayas nojando
20 solo me ando paseando
70 Sc que puedes pagan
pero y este digo cuando
81 no vas a TRAFALGAR.
Con toda formalidad
yete hombre de borreguero
este es Ell cobro tercero
este es. mas que carload
81 me abonas i'm becerro
sufro tn necesidad.
Hare otra cosa contigo
81 to vas a trabaiar
mas no to puedo aguardar
tn patron es muy tn amigo
de ALA me puedes mandar
quedare va convenido.
POBRE.
Donde tengo ese becerro
pues nj nunca 10 he tenido
va me tienes oprimido
como Sc We Ell cato del perro
81 To sientes ofendido
no eres nj tan buen cajero.
Por un saquito de flor
que sacamos cada mes
I'm peso 10 vuelves tres
Y tn 10 lIamas favor
y piensas que eres cortes
con Ell pobre labrador.
RICO.
No te vayas arruinando
20 To Sc considerar
pues donde vas a sacar
O quien otro to esta fiando
0 donde puedes hallar,
10 que vas necesitando
POBRE.
Manana pienso salir
no Sc que rumbo agarrar
hasta que pueda hallar
con que poderme suplir
a yer 81 puedo pagan
basta de tanto sufrir.
Ahora quedaras c~ontento
vendiendo tus garras viejas
va no me traigas las quejas
basta de ser un jumento
cuida bien cuanto me alejas
fila bien tn pensamiento.
Amigo solo te pido
no vayas a molestar
ST acaso quieres cobrar
sabes donde esta tn amigo
a 81 lie debes de hablar
ESQ es TODD 10 que digo.
No molestes a mi familia
como otros la han molestado
81 te sientes enfadado
por alguna culpa mia
escrfbeme sin cuidado,
y a mi dime hasta alma mia.
Entire Don a platicar
va Sc me habia olvidado
estaba como asustado
me debe de dispenser
estaba tan descuidado
que me venia a cobrar.
Hombre no sea injusto
pues tn no dejas vivir
no Sc como voy a salir
pues I'd me llenas de susie
81 mas me quieres decir
dime 10 que sea justo.
RICO.
A1dDiduuO
tn cuenta esta algo pesada
es euenta muy atrasada
tn no crees la verdad
va cast esta hasta borrada
es una grande maldad.
BESIDE que tengo tendej6n
nj un peso me has abonado
TODD sacando de fiado
arina, cafe Y jamon
amigo va estoy cansado
va no flo nj un Gallon.
POBRE.
Pienso mejor retirarme
lejos de estos comerciantes
porque son tan a~spirantes
pa que no vuelvan a VERNE
son como los elefantes,
que dizque parados Sc duermen
RICO.
Por entero y por complete
amigo tn eres sagas
pues siempre vuelves atras
veo que eres un bufeto
va no quiero hablarte mas
solo una cosa te adyierto
Ell pobre no tiene chansa
de II a alguna DIVERSION
siempre tiene precaucion
de que Ell rico 10 amenaza
El Nuevo mexicano., 1914-08-06

NO QUE WE'VE.
RESOLUTION de Ambas camaras No.
10.
IPROPONIENDO UNA ENMIENDl
A LA sECC1oN DOS DEL ARTI
CuLO DIEZ DE LA cONsTITU
CION DEL EsTADO DE NUEVC
MEXICO:
s. s. a R. s. No. 10; Protocolado Mar
70 Is. 1918.
REsULEvAsE POR LA LEGIsLA
TURA DEL ESTADO DE NUEvC
MEXICO.
Que la Seccion DOS del Artfculc
Diez de la Constitution del Estado de
Nueyo Mexico, sea enmendada de mo
do que lea como sigue:
ARTlcULo X.
Seccion 2. Todos los oficiales de
condado seran electos por un termino
de dos anos, y despues de haber ser
vido dos terminus c~onsecutivos, seran
excludes de ser electos a empleo al
guno de condado, por dos amos des-
pues.
ResoIucIon de Ambas CAmaras No.
is (f9)
PROPONIENDO UNA ENMIENDA A
la SECCION UNA DEL ARTICU-
10 CINCO DE LA CONSTITU-
cIoN DEL ESTADO DE NUEvO
MEXICO.
R. s. No. 10; Protocolada Mario
H. 1913.
REsUELvASE POT LA LEGISLA-
TURA DEL ESTADO DE NUEvO
MEXICO.
Que la Seccion Una del Artfculo
Cinco de la Constitution del Estado
de Nuevo Mexico, sea enmendada de
manera que lea coso sigue:
ARTlcULo v.
Seccion I. ri DEPARTMENT. Ejecu-
two consistira de I'm G~obernador, TIE.
niente lGobernador, S~ecretario de Es-
tado, Auditor de Estado, Tesorero de
Estado. Fiscal General, S~uperinten-
dente de instruction Pdblica, y Conf
sionado de Terrenos, quienes seran
electos por Ell termino de dos amos CO.
m%enzando Ell primer dia de Enero pro
ximo despues de su election.
Dichos o~ficiales, despues de haber
servido dos terminus conservatives no
podran ser r~e-electos a ningun empleo
de Estado hasta dos amos despues de
ESQ.
Los oficiales del Departments Eje-
cutivo excepto ell Teniente Goberna-
dor, durante sus terminus de empleo.
residiran y g~uardaran los registros
p1blicos, libros, papeles y sellos de
oficio en- la cabecera del Gobierno.
Resolution de Ambas camaras No. IL.
RESOLUTION DE AMBAS CANA.
RAS DISPONIENDO PARA LA EN-
MIENDA DEL ARTICULO VIII DE
LA CONSTITUTION DEL TSTADOI
DE NUEvO MEXICO, TITULADO
"TASACION Y RENTAs." s. s. a
R. s. No. 70; ProtocoIado Mario
IS, 1918.
RESUELvASE POR LA LEGISLA-
TURA DEL EsTADO DE NUEvO
MEXICO:
Que ell Artfculo VIII de la Constitu-
cion del Estado de Nuevo Mexico, IT,
"Tasacion y Rentas," sea y 81
mismo por esta es enmendado de
manera que lea como sigue:
ARTicULo VIII.
El Nuevo mexicano., 1914-08-06

Suscribanse al Nuevo Mexicano. So
Iamente I'm Peso al Aho.
El Nuevo mexicano., 1914-08-06

Cuando una mujer dice 10 ~pensare,
es SECURE que 10 tiene ~pensado.
Wood County reporter. [volume] (Grand Rapids [i.e. Wisconsin Rapids], Wis.) 1857-1923, 1914-12-03
FASHIONS FANCY IN FURS
Coats and Capes Follow Practically
One StyIe-Most Attractive De-
signs in Sealskin.

The furcoatc and capes are all ga
godets." A handsome long coat is in
a very fine quality of seal musquash.
The big shawl revers are in bright
yellow fox, also the cuffs. The wide
godets wrap over at the bottom.
Much fitch fur is seen with long
silky hair. Russian fur is to the fore
Collars and cuffs in a different fur.
Some Of the fur capes have coat
fronts, which make them much warm
er. These capes fit well on the body,
but are very wide on the sides. Here
is a sealskin coat demi-ajuste, and
reaching the knees. From the waist
it widens out to wrap right over the
front to the bottom On The sides are
big godets. The sleeves are very
loose and baggy from the shoulder to
the elbow, but fit well on the lower
part of the arm and well up at the
neck. Small shawl collar and cuffs
falling over the hand, and bottom of
coat in putois.
Wood County reporter. [volume] (Grand Rapids [i.e. Wisconsin Rapids], Wis.) 1857-1923, 1914-12-03
MEN WHO WIN LIES BATTLES
They Almost invariably Have Been
Endowed With Great Physical
Strength.

1t has been said that great men
those capable of mental work beyond
the aVerage-are almost invariably
men of great physical strength also,
remarks London Answers. Whether
this be true or not, we find innumer-
able instances in which the theory is
borne out in actual fact, and here are
a few actual and indisputable exam
pies:
Napoleon was capable Of sitting a
horse sixteen hours at a stretch and
was able to work for days without rest.
Gladstone was always muscular. At
eighty years he chopped down an oak
four feet thick.
Bismarck was a giant. He fought
twenty-eight duels, receiving only once
a scar, caused by the breaking Of his
adversaTy's blade He stood six feet
two inches.
Cromwell was a football player. fond
Of boisterous sports. He stood nearly
six feet in height and had a strong,
compact body and well-knit frame.
Robert Burns was strong man,
with a firm grip. gained at the pillow
and fall
Wood County reporter. [volume] (Grand Rapids [i.e. Wisconsin Rapids], Wis.) 1857-1923, 1914-12-03
The SLEEPER.

European sleeping cars are very
dear-$20 a berth, in fact-but they
afford you the privacy Of bedroom. -"
The speaker was the well-known
comedian, Raymond Hitchcock He
resumed:
"Our sleeping cars, while comfort
able enough, afford no privacy. Com
Portable as they are, it is very hard
to sleep in them.
q was travelling one night Chicago
ward. The berth above me was occu-
pied by 300-pound broker. It was
impossible to slumber anywhere with
in a haIf-miIe radius of that broker,
and at about two in the morning
climbed up to him, took him by the
shoulders, and shook him rudely.
What do you mean,' he growled,
by waking me out of a sound sleep?'
" But it's such an ugly sound said
|. It's such an ugly, horrible sound
that we other passengers positively
refuse to tolerate it.
Wood County reporter. [volume] (Grand Rapids [i.e. Wisconsin Rapids], Wis.) 1857-1923, 1914-12-03
Tennessee,s Wealth in Marble.

Although marble is the most impor-
tant product of Knoxville, Ten, there
being 35 mills and Quarries in the city
district, producing values which have
reached 100000 a year, the great
variety and value of Tennessee's mar
BILE deposits were unknown until 1853.
Between that year and 1857 the two
large additions of the capitol at Wash
ington, wherein the United States SEN
ate and the house of representatives
sit, were built Of this marble. The
beautiful East Tennessee variegated
marble is the material of which the
desks Of the president of the senate
and the speaker Of the house, as well
as the railing Of the stairway leading
from the first floor of the capitol to
the galleries Of the house, were built,
Wood County reporter. [volume] (Grand Rapids [i.e. Wisconsin Rapids], Wis.) 1857-1923, 1914-12-03
DICTATES OF FASHION

Buttons are peculiarly decorative
this season.
Slipon bIouses are little like mid
dy blouses.
Pure apple-green is often seen in
evening frocks.
Some of the new coats are in three
quarter length.
The hat shaped like a jockey cap
is the latest fad in millinery.
Shepherds plaid suits have big
white vests of pique or linen.
Braidings on capes and jackets de-
fine the belt and pockets.
Dancing frocks with a succession Of
ruffles from waist to hem are charm
ing.
On hats of black velvet aigrettes
are used to give the necessary note Of
airiness.
1t is said that modish colors for
the coming season will be darker than
at present
The all black frock with an artistic
dash Of color promises to be fashion
able this winter.
The tete de negre shade of brown
Wood County reporter. [volume] (Grand Rapids [i.e. Wisconsin Rapids], Wis.) 1857-1923, 1914-12-03
COPY BELGIAN STYLES
Ro0IsTEs QUICK TO SEIZE THEIR
OPPORTUNITY.
With That Country So Much in the
Lineiight 1t Was Perhaps Inevi-
tabe-CoIIars of Many and
Pretty Designs.

There is no doubt that we will have
an epidemic of Belgian styles new and
old. Callot has already sent over
gown Of velvet trimmed with tiny
white porcelain beads and fur, which
she calls Belgian, and the Flemish
peasants will surely furnish much that
is colorful and pictorial in the new
fashions.
Everything contributes to this domf-
nation Of fashions in the near future
by the country and the people who
have stirred the minds and hearts and
imagination Of the people more than
any other factor In this world war.
AS one writer has said, Germany
may have occupied the place where
Belgium was, but Its soul has escaped
to all the peoples on the planet. One
has thrill of pride in even wearing a
garment or hat that goes by that
name and has been suggested by that
country. 1t is like being touched by
the mantle Of courage.
The most amusing touch anent the
high collar that the American woman
is taking up is the fact that she has
decided to leave a deep v-shaped
wedge Of her chest exposed beneath
1t. She saunters in the street in the
coolest weather with her coat cut
down, almost to the top Of her corset,
showing a flicker of bare skin be-
tween, and her neck enveloped in a
fur stock that Is warm enough to do
duty in the Russian trenches.
The new blouses also have high
boned collars and the coats reach to
the ears Some have the directoire
collars that rise high and turn back
on themselves in a straight line; 9TH
ers have the consulate collar, which
goes straight across the back Of the
neck, also high and turned over and
made Of some brightly colored stiff
Wood County reporter. [volume] (Grand Rapids [i.e. Wisconsin Rapids], Wis.) 1857-1923, 1914-12-03
he Excuse.

Discussing another atrocity charge,
representative P. Lyons Dumling said
in Oswego: 'Of course, the guilty
will get out of it with a glib excuse.
These people, with their glib excuses,
remind me of the phiIandering hus-
band. This chap, in dim-lit conserva-
tory, was rebuked thus by a pretty
girl: How dare you try 10 kiss me?
Only this afternoon l saw you kissing
your wife. And l heard you tell her.
too, that she was all the world to
you Yes, that's right, the philan1
dering husband said calmly. But then
there are two worlds, you know. Wife is
the old world. You are the ney."
Wood County reporter. [volume] (Grand Rapids [i.e. Wisconsin Rapids], Wis.) 1857-1923, 1914-12-03
How sun Repels Comets Tails.


A new theory to explain the tails Of
comets is advanced by the French
physicist NJ. Houllevigue in the Revue
Scientifque. It is natural to suppose.
he says, that the incandescent nucleus
Of comet is throwing out eIectrons
into the extremely rarefed atmosphere
that surrounds it. The observations
Of George ElIery Hale, the American
astronomer, prove that the sun be-
HAYES like negatively electrified
body. Therefore he repels eIecuons,
which are negatively electrified bodies
These particles so repealed would be
driven to that side Of the comet which
is farthest from the sun, and by con-
tact with the molecules of the gaseous
and rarefed atmosphere would pro
duce just the luminous appearance
that we call a comets tail
Every comets tail always extends
away from the sun Arrhenius, the
Swedish astronomer, believed that the
particles of the tail were repealed by
the light Of the sun.
Wood County reporter. [volume] (Grand Rapids [i.e. Wisconsin Rapids], Wis.) 1857-1923, 1914-12-03

The wide, detachable collars so
much worn these days are an awk-
ward shape to put away without
wrinkling A case to hold them can
be made by covering two sheets of
cardboard about Is by 10 inches with
linen. Across the inner surface Of
one put two strips of the linen with
buttonhole In the ends to meet a but
ton on the case. These will hold the
collars IN place. Attach the two sec
tons at the bottom, hinge fashion, and
sew two rings to the top, one in each
corner. Suspend the case by the
rings from the wall beside the dresser
and let down the cover to select the
Wood County reporter. [volume] (Grand Rapids [i.e. Wisconsin Rapids], Wis.) 1857-1923, 1914-12-03
Land Holdings in Mexico.

1t is said that land holdings today
are so concentrated in Mexico that
1000 families hold practically all the
arabic land. If the distribution were
in proportion to that in the United
States, John Kenneth Turner has reck-
oned, there would be 100000 Next
cans holding land instead of 1000. In
the state of Morelos u proprietors
hold nine-tenths of the farming dis
trict In chihuahua the TerTazas fam
lily held nearly twenty million acres.
Yucatan is held by the Sisal kings, 80
men only.
Wood County reporter. [volume] (Grand Rapids [i.e. Wisconsin Rapids], Wis.) 1857-1923, 1914-12-03
Best Way to Keen Armies

The best vessels in which to keep
apples are crates or baskets that per-
nit ventilation, and also permit han
ding the fruit to prevent bruising.
When it commences to reach its full
stage of ripening it is well to sort it
occasionally, and remove and use any
that are commencing to decay, or that
are becoming soft or overripe. Firm
specimens can be wrapped in pieces
Of ordinary newspaper and put in ven
tilated crates, baskets or barrels in a
cool place, and there kept for longer
time than when not so wrapped.
Wood County reporter. [volume] (Grand Rapids [i.e. Wisconsin Rapids], Wis.) 1857-1923, 1914-12-03
Color Sounds


Don't smile.
Color has sound
1t works on emotions
Faddists said so of yore.
Now scientists are proving it.
Even flower colors affect mental con-
ditions.
Whole costumes have a very much
stronger effect.
A room done IN certain color may
change ones character.
Above all avoid red rooms as alto
getner stimulating and exciting.
People on a great nervous tension
often find blue delightfully."- soothing.
Cream and sea-green are likely 70
be good colors TO live with.
Wood County reporter. [volume] (Grand Rapids [i.e. Wisconsin Rapids], Wis.) 1857-1923, 1914-12-03
Imprisoned in Ships Hold.

A remarkable story of a man going
IL days without food or water comes
from Capetown, South Africa The i
ger had 5000 tons of coal on board.
While the coal was being discharged
the laborers were astounded by seeing
a hand emerge from the heap. In a
few moments enough of the coal was
removed TO disclose the body of a
man. After he had sufficiently reeov-
cred II was gathered that he was en-
gagged at Delagoa bay in loading the
Tiger. He VAS working the bottom
Wood County reporter. [volume] (Grand Rapids [i.e. Wisconsin Rapids], Wis.) 1857-1923, 1914-12-03
FOR SKIN-TORTURED BABIES.

A hot bath with Cuticura Soap fol-
lowed by a light application of Cuti-
cura Ointment, gently rubbed on the
surface, afford immediate Keller and
point to speedy healment of sleep-de-
stToying eczemas, rashes. ttchings,
burnings, scalings and crustings of
the skin and scalp of infants and chill
dren, bringing rest to WORKOUT. anx-
ious mothers and peace to distracted
households. For free sample each with
32 p. Skin Book, address postcard Gu
ticura. Dept. X, Boston. Sold every
where.-Adv
Wood County reporter. [volume] (Grand Rapids [i.e. Wisconsin Rapids], Wis.) 1857-1923, 1914-12-03

dragging sensation across my loins,
difficulty in collecting my thoughts
and was troubled with short
ness of breath. Dodds Kidney Pills
have cured me of these complaints.
Dodds Kidney Pills have done their
work and done it we'll. You are at
liberty to publish this letter for the
benefit Of any sufferer who doubts the
merit Of Dodds Kidney Pills"
Dodds Kidney Pills, SOC. per box at
your dealer or Dodds Medicine Co.,
Buffalo, N. Y. Write for Household
Hints, Dainty Recipes; also music of
National Anthem. All sent free.
Adv.
A man may be slow but sure, but
his watch can't be-
Wood County reporter. [volume] (Grand Rapids [i.e. Wisconsin Rapids], Wis.) 1857-1923, 1914-12-03
All That Interested Her

MY dear you ought to pass up frivo-
lous things and take an interest in
deep subjects. Take history, for in
stance. Here is an interesting item.
Gessler, the tyrant, put up a hat for
the Swiss to salute"
The lady was trifie interested.
How was it trimmed?" she in
quired.-Louisville Courier-Journa;.
Wood County reporter. [volume] (Grand Rapids [i.e. Wisconsin Rapids], Wis.) 1857-1923, 1914-12-03

when the order was given for the men
to leave the hold, but this he was IN
able to do, as the spot in which he
was working had been covered up with
coal, and he had been imprisoned for
II days without food and water, and
with no space in which to turn. With
in few hours of his release he
seemed little the worse.