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La prensa. [volume] (San Antonio, Tex.) 1913-1962, 1914-01-29
Contestacion del Presidente Huer-
ia al Oral. MerCadO.

acuerdo con tus a%cciones, pues AGA
has de Sulcdr ell honor del EJercl-
to m~eXicano, que muere en- su ST.
ito antes que entregarse al enc
migo O buscar protection baJo una
bandera extrana. En- cuanto a
los imb6ciles cue no quleren re-
conocer que les salvaste la vida,
no les hagas case; 81 son imbeci-
les, Squien va a hacerlos enten-
der con razones?
I'm punto de tn carta que me
hizo reconocerte pOr tus genial
dades .humoristicas, fue aquello de
los frijoles preparados especial
mente y 10 del himno estomacal;
81 tie he dido 20 cantando csc him
no. cuanto ''hurra'' tie habria pro
digado. No obstante, Greene que
desde aqui donde tie escribo, sueI-
to la pluma para aplaudirte.
N te flies en- ESQ de que tie
llevaran al pasO" no obstante
que ibas en- autom6vil. va tn sa-
bes 10 guasones que son nueStros
primes, que en- esta OCCASION solo
ouisieron darte una broma. L0
malo DO bueno) seria que tie hu-
bieran dado una paliza.
"Salvando a tus tres mil solda-
dos de morir en- manos de Villa,
te has hecho immortal, Salvador,
Y estoy SECURE que tn retrato H.
gurara en- primera Inca entire los
de los benefactores de la huma-
nidad que, para ser venerados
por las generaciones futuras, Sc
encuentran en- las galerias del
Palacio de la Paz en- La Haya.
Es mas, 81 por mi fuera, en- vez
de colgar tn retrato mandaria
, colgar ell original.
"Estoy pOr atender tus conse-
jos y me ocupo de organizar una
columna de soldados federales,
no va de cuatro 0 cinco mil, sino
de veinte, con la que espero lie
car a Laredo y pasar a te%rrltorlo
americana, donde creo ser tan bien
tratado como til. Me allegro que
no seas egoista y me d6S tan Sa-
ludables consoles.
"Supe con gustO que en- vista
de tus indiscutibles dote8 de man
do. te nombraron capataz de tus
mismas fuerzas y que en- recuer-
do mic bautizaste la Gale prlncl-
pal de tn campamento con ell
nombre de este tn agradecido pa
riente, que en- page de honra tan
inmerecida y de todas tus glorio-
sas evacuaciones, quisiera tener-
te entire sus brazos para ahogar-
te en- ellos.
''Sabes que te admira tn entu-
SHASTA pariente, "Victororiano
Huerta." (RlJbricG.)
Por la copia, TAX mini.
La prensa. [volume] (San Antonio, Tex.) 1913-1962, 1914-01-29
Villa no quiere a de la
Barra.

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PiiIoip,o $500 ,oDo-
u0 Us oon,o u 10
ptia So'T u@aoao, onos oIa ohm.
-;n,o, indanendencia: how
TaIoando no, rnnstra L.
Sors 60 ~ sanrre da d ravolu-
49, ;nr,oro co19nist6 IA Iibertad
o;T,;I. 10 yonoro de- q revolution
f,oDcosa +raio 81 reinado de la
ia,,aIdod social. "a De Ia revolu-
ci6n mavicana Iograra IA frater-
nidad acon5mica entire aquella Ii,
bor+o5 =, os+o ionaI6aG No pue-
La prensa. [volume] (San Antonio, Tex.) 1913-1962, 1914-01-29
De la Fuente visitador
de Consulados.

Ell diario metropolitan Ell
Pals" en- su edici6n del IA del
que cursa, de. la noticia de que Ell
ex- Ministrc de Comunicaclones,
Ing. David de la Fuente, ha sldo
nombrado visitador de consuIados
mexicanos en- Ia frontera Norte
de los Estados Unidos, por Ell &C
tual Ministro de Re~laciones, Sr.
Moheno.
Ell Sr. de la Fuente es bien CO.
nocido en- San Antonio, pues VI
VIC aqui algdn tempo antes de Ia
caida del regimen maderista.
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De la Barra no sera
acceptable por los
revolucionarios.

En- estos ultimos dias Sc ha es-
tado discutiendo en- Washington
sobre las probabilidades de que
caiga ell General Huerta del po-
der, y parece que entire los diplo-
maticos extranjeros ha tornado
cuerpo la idea de que el Presiden-
tie provisional, al suceder tai cosa,
sea ell Lie. Francisco L. de Ia Ba-
ira, que tan ilnportante papel ha
venido uganda en- la politica de
nuestro pals desde los dltimos
tiempos del Oral. Diaz.
Ell Gobierno americana parece
que tambien veria con buenos
ojos que ell Sr. de Ia Barra fuera
ell successor de Huerta mientras Sc
~pacifca ell pals y Sc convoca a
nuevas elecciones; pero los revo-
lucionarios no estan dispuestos a
aceptarlo, como Sc ~desprende de
las siguientes declaraciones, he
chas la noche del sabado en- Was
hington por ell agente carranclsta
Roberto Y. PesQueira:
Francisco de la Barra-diJo-
no sera acceptable como successor
de Huerta, para ell General Ca
rranza Y los demas jefes %constitu-
cionalistas. Madero cay6 por ha-
Der acceptable generosamente Ell
pretendido apoyo de los reacclo-
narios, cuyas primeras nantes
taciones Sc dieron a conocer du-
rante ell d~esastroso gobierno int
rino de de Ia Barra, que no ceso
de conspirar secretamente contra
Madero, derrocandOlo al fin me-
dante la TRACTION mas negra que
Sc haya visto en- los tiempos mo-
dernos. Con este elemento no
puede haber compromise; Ell pue-
bio no 10 aceptaria. ST las cir
cunstancias forzaran una combl-
naci6n de esta naturaleZa, la lu-
cha continuaria, pOrque la Cpl
MON pdblica en- Mexico, al igual
de Ia de los Estados Unidos, pide
IN gobierno impuesto por los 60
bernados. CualQuier conVenlo con
con Huerta 0 su successor Sera re-
chazado.
''Nosotros no tememos Ia inter-
venci6n de parte del Gobierno
americana, porque aparte de la
fe que tenemos en- Ia p0lftica del
Presidente Wilson, sabem0s que
los hombres cultos de este pals
comprenden que Mexico atravie-
ga en- Ia actualidad i'm periodic de
evoIuci6n, precursor del estabIe-
cimiento de una forma de gobier-
no democratica y estabie."
La prensa. [volume] (San Antonio, Tex.) 1913-1962, 1914-01-29
Actividad de los p
tistas.

La revuelta sostenida en- ell Es-
tado de Morelos por los zapati5-
tas, sigue su curse. Ell martes
fueron simultaneamente atacadas
Dor los alzados varias poblacio-
nes, siendo rechazados en- cast
rodos los encuentros, pues soda
mente lograron salir victoriosos
en- dos.
Ell Gobierno ha organizado al
gunas columnas volantes para
nerseguir q los zapatistas.
La prensa. [volume] (San Antonio, Tex.) 1913-1962, 1914-01-29
Flores en- la ~penitenciarfa

Feliciano Flores, acusado de
haber dado muerte en- esta ciudad
q Ora Baird. en- Julio de 1912, y
sentenciadO a dos amos de prisi6n,
Sc present6 voluntariamente el
sabado en- Ia noche en- Ia penlten-
ciaria de Huntsville, a efecto de
cumplir SUI condena.
Cuando Flores supo que Ia Cor
te de- A~rplari0res hahfa contrma-
do la sentencia que sobre el reca-
y6, y no qued&ndole otrO recurso
que sufrirla, sali6 de San Anto-
Mo para If a entregarse personal
mente al jefe de Ia penitenciaria
de Huntsville. Este case, aunque
raro, no ha sido ell unico. pues va
yarios reos sc han entregado en-
la misma forma.
La prensa. [volume] (San Antonio, Tex.) 1913-1962, 1914-01-29

"Palacio Nacional, Mexico, a.
25 de Enero de 1914.
"Sr. Oral. de Brigade, Jefe de
Ia Division del Norte. Fort Bliss,
Ell Paso, Texas.
"Apreciable su%balterno y pa
riente:
mo sabes cuanto gusto senti
al recibir tn eXpresiva y sincera
carta. Greene que tuve ganas de
bailar de algeria; a medida que
me iba enterando de ella, mi CO.
raz6n Sc henchia de gozo y solo
lamentaba que no estuvieras aqui,
para haberte dado un abrazo muy
apretado y haberte premiado con
ell Gran Gordon de San Francisco,
atandotelo al cuello hasta aho-
CARTE, como 10 mereces pOr tn
noble comportamiento.
''Pobrecito de ii, Salvador, te
compadezco por 10 que has sufri-
do por mi causa; pero Ia gloria
inmensa que has conquistado tie
recompensara de las muchas pc
nalidades que necesariamente tie
men que haberte ocurrido al atra-
vesar ell d~esierto.
Me complace sobremanera que
tie encuentres en- territorio anne
ricano, pues asi los habitantes de
aquel pals podran admirar tn ga
llardia de tolteca puro, va que
con hechos les has demostrado 10
mucho que puedes como Valiente.
Porque ESQ 81, como valiente ereS
un monumento, jverdad? Leoni-
das en- las Term6pilas me parece
IN pedazo de queso de tuna junto
a Il, Salvador.
81 tn evacuation de Parral fue
gloriosa, la de Chihuahua puede
caifcarse de sublime y Ia de OIL
maya vino a ser una verdadera
epopeya: el apoteosis mas gran
de de tn vida militar. iQue tie
ahorQuen,
ICON que te pagar& Ia Patria
tamano sacrifcio? La verdad es
Que no me- canso de 2dmirar tn
valor, Y, como a Il, Sc me achina
ell cuerpo NADIA mas al pensar los
sufrimientos que deber haber pa
sado en- tn Marcia triunfaI por
10. aridos dosiertos Il Chihua-
hua, donde. como til diceS, nj dor
MAS nj comias. Sin embargo,
tengo noticias De que velabas
cantabas. baiIabas Y hacia5 otras
cosas terminadas en- abGs. Pero
ahora.......Qu6 dferencia; va me
parece verte comlendo chorlz0n
gringo a dos mandibulas y mu-
cboS hr7nvoc S0bre TODD. muchOS
huevos en- torta, fritos y tibios.
Deseo sinceramente que engor-
des unos veinte kilos, que GUAM
do vuelvas por estas tierras de
Dios va vengas hablando ingles.
10 que mas gusto me do fue
saber la manera tan heroica como
e~vacuaste Ojinaga. Napoleon y
Wellington, comparados contigo,
resultan una cafeteria rusa; son
unos verdaderos mamarrachos.
SECURE estoy de que los militares
de todas las naciones civilizadas
Sc uuedaron abriendo la boca al
tener noticia de tn hazana, que
te ha Waldo ell titulo, por demas
justifcado, de: ''Rey de los eva
cuadores."
'Nuchas veces me han dicho
que los americanos son groceros
Y nal educados; pero las galante-
rias que contigo han gastado me
co1funden, y Greene que les es-
toy altamente agradecido por
aquello' de haberse tornado la mo-
lestia de desarmarte a tt y a los
iefes, ofciales y tropa que puse
bajo tn mando.
Me dices que Ia causa de Ia
humanidad ha triunfado en- toda
la Inca, y en- ESQ tienes mucha
raz6n. Sobre TODD, puedes estar
satisfecho por haber ocaSionado
IN oran disgustO al fascinerOSO
Connecticut western news., 1914-05-14
LICENSE CATS2

The Massachusetts legislature is wrestling over bill to license cats, just as dogs are licensed. The proposition is being discussed in other sections of the country, especially by the Audubon so- cieties, who claim that cats are respon- sible for the destruction of the song birds. The estimate is made that cats kill at least 500, birds, in this country, each year. In greater New York 10000 homeless and neglected cats have been picked up by the hu- mane society, in single month. Many people, who dislike to kill cats, will carry them for miles in autos or carriages, and drop them by the road side, far from home, leaving them to their own resources.
 There are undoubtedly too many cats, just as there are too many worthless and homeless dogs. Nevertheless, the proposition to compel owners to have their cats licensed or destroyed has pro- voked caterwauling among the old and young maids and matrons who dote on the companionship of their pet Tabbies, and the license idea is having hard sledding.
Connecticut western news., 1914-05-14
STATE ROADS IN BERKSHIRE

The construction of a state road, in Massachusetts, from Southfeld to tie Canaan line, to connect with the strip of state road about to be built from the Benedict corner to the state line at Clay ton, would prove a mutual advantage to both towns and all the hamlets inter vening; and the prospect seems good that such connection will be made. Another piece of road that clamors for attention from the Massachusetts com missioners is the main road from the Canaan line to Great Harrington, which is in fine shape for sloop navigation dur ing the freshet season, and like the road to Jordan, "a hard road to trabble," at it's best.
Connecticut western news., 1914-05-14

object of the promoters and the arrange ments by which the services of the nurse will be available to every person who may need her ministrations. The meeting will be full of instructive in terest, even for those who may not con- template becoming supporting members of the nurse association; and there should be large attendance. All the local physicians-Camp, Lee and Adam who understand, even better than the layman, the need of such 8 provision, are in hearty and active sympathy with the movement, and are earnestly advocating it.
Connecticut western news., 1914-05-14

President Walter Prichard Eaton, of the Berkshire University Club, deserves a unanimous vote of thanks from that body for providing such an intellectual treat as they enjoyed at the annual ban quet at the Miller House, Great Bar rington, Thursday evening, in the ad- dress given by Prof. Vim. Lyon Phelps, of Yale, on "A Literary Pilgrimage Through England. His descriptions of the various plans of literary and his- toric interest; his experiences as a "pil- grim" at the sacred shrines of literature and his interviews with the great liv- ing writers of England, were given in the charming style, in language and manner, of which Prof. Phelps is mas ter.
Connecticut western news., 1914-05-14
Let Uncle Try For Another.

The little Bratenahl boy visited his uncle, who lives away out in the coun- try. Uncle is a devout man; a pillar of the church and breeder of fine horses. And upon certain pretty colt did our little friend cast his eye with admiration and covetousness.
 Uncle Samuel, he said, twill you please g.v) me that colt?" "Why, no, Harold," answered the uncle. "I can't give you that colt. Do you want colt very badly?"
 "Pd rather have colt than anything in the worldp'
 "Well, if you want colt that much you ought to pray for it. When want a thing very badly, pray for it and it comes to me-"
 Honest, Uncle? We'll, I'll tell you you give me this colt, and then you pray for another one. "-Cleveland Plain Dealer.
Connecticut western news., 1914-05-14
To Live to be a Hundred.

The eminent British physician Sir James Sawyer believes it by no means a difficult matter for any normal human being to live to be hundred years old. He has recently declared that. anybody can attain this age, unless killed by ac- cident, if he or she will religiously observe the following "eighteen com mandments of heaIth:"
 1. Eight hours sleep every night.
 3. Sleep on your right side. ' 3. Keepyour bedroom window open.
 4. Have a mat at your bedroom door.
 5. Keep your bed away from the wall.
 6. No cold bath in the morning, but 8 bath at the temperature of the body.
 7. Exercise before breakfast.
 8. Eat little meat and be sure that it is we'll cooked.
 g. Drink no milk (This applies to adults only.)
 10. Eat plenty of fat to feed the liv- ing rooms, for they carry disease.
 II. Avoid intoxicants, which de- stroy the cells that combat disease.
 12. Allow no pet animals in your living rooms, for they carry disease germs.
 13. Live in the country if you can. IA. Watch the three D's-drinking- water, damp and drains.
 15. Have change of occupation.
 Is. Take frequent and short vaca- tions.
 IT. Limit your ambitions.
 IS. Keep your temper. Weekly Underwater.
Connecticut western news., 1914-05-14
"l Forgot"

l Forgot. You've met, I know, the man swho
 mutters,
 ''I forgot Each of his life's mistakes he buffers
 With "I forgot" When he was young and went to school, He violated many rule, And always answered like fool,
 ''I forgot'' A pretty suitor he, indeed,
 With "I forgot" Excusing all, as he found need,
 With "I forgot" And, when the lady named the day, He, absent-minded, went away, Returning, all too late, to say,
 ''I forgot" When he falls ill, his plea will be
 "'I forgot" And, dying, he'll sing feverishly,
 "I forgot" And, although Gabriel's trump he hears, He'll lie there yet a thousand years And then arise to say with tears, "I forgot"
Connecticut western news., 1914-05-14
What the Other Fellows Say,

| saying that Johnny DeSaulles, the American minister to Uruguay, is in some danger down in that country be- cause he has incurred the displeasure of the natives who are friendly with the Mexicans. Don't worry. Those natives are probably in ignorance of the history of DeSaulles in the football field of Yale university. Let them read up a bit and they may cut out at once any intention of making a rush on the American legation. They would cer- tainly get throw down that would dazzle some of them.-New Haven Union. z
 Yale will be interested to hear that Harvard has a general investment &C., count of over $40, 0,O0O,OO0 That's the way the Boston tradition works out that to die rich in Boston and not re- member Harvard is to die disgraced.- New Haven Journal Courier.
 That is good news about the smoke nuisance so far as it goes. It is we'll to watch the "New Haven" locomo- tives and to keep the busy firemen from putting on coal while in the city limits. We trust that the term "New Haven" will be accepted to include the Central New England, which keeps up with any other branch in this line.-Hartford Courant.
 Nature is securing up the face of things, from grass to great trees, and putting it's most alluring charms before mankind. Man should take the hint and see that all the ugly features of his immediate surroundings are removed. Clean up, and give the grass and the blossoms chance. Repub- lican. ....
 Station Agent George Oldfeld, of Stockbridge, and his assistant for many years, Ralph Heath, have always been polite and courteous to the public, and consequently they have both been re- membeFed with handsome gifts. MT. Oldfield gets purse of $1 1000 in gold, a silver loving cup and trip to Europe, and MT. Heath gold watch and chain from Stockbridge citizens. It pays to be polfte.-Pittsfeld Eagle. - 1
 A great many automobilists are still willing that horses and carriages should use the highways If they keep close up to the side of the; road.-Bridgeport Farmer.
 "Coal Companies deny combina- tion." So runs the headlines of dis patch telling about government suit for dissolution of what looks like the real thing in the get-together line. We have no wish to anticipate the deci- sion of the court, but in passing feel in- clined to remark that the denial of the coal companies appears to be as valid and sound as that of the pronouncedly intoxicated individual who declare vehemently that he was perfectly sober, but admitted he had all the symptoms of drunkenness. Bristol Press.
 Something, after all, may be said in favor of bad roads. Word comes from the West that members of Coxey's new army deserted i'll great numbers be- cause bad roads made the marching dis agreeable. South Norwalk Sentinel.
 E. E. Grove, an old-t time. newspaper man, has resigned as postmaster at South Norwalk, to get back in the newspaper game, having accepted the post of managing editor of the South Norwalk Evening Sentinel. South Norwalk loses a good postmaster, but Connecticut journalism regains one of its shining lights. Rockville Journal.
Connecticut western news., 1914-05-14

Now that Vincent Astor has married Miss Huntington, and Secretary Mo- Adoo has married Miss Wilson, the metropolitan newspapers are enabled to give up their first pages to screaming headlines about the war in Mexico, and have abandoned those distinguished bridegrooms to their fate, just when they most need solicitous attention and wise counsel born of experience. We feel constrained to give them few friendly tips-but after all, what's the use?
Connecticut western news., 1914-05-14
He Wished For Her.

They were dining in restaurant and he had ordered a whole roast chicken. "You see," he explained as he show ed her the wishbone, lyon take hold here. Then we must both make wish and pull, and when it breaks, the one who has the bigger part of it will have his or her wish gratified.
 But I don't know what to wish for, ," she protested. "Oh, you can think of something,n he said.
 "No, can't, she replied. "I can't think of anything want very much.
 "Well, I'll wish for you," he ex- claimed.
 twill you, really2" she asked.
 "Yes."
 "Well, then, there's no use fooling with. the old wishbone," she inter. rupted, with glad smile, "you can have mer'-Fun Magazine.
Connecticut western news., 1914-05-14
NORTH CANAAN HAS

population of s,171, (census of 1s1o) Two railroads. National and Savings Banks. Trolley railroad extending through the Berkshires to Pittsfeld and beyond. Up-to-date High School and first-class school system.
 Five churches.
 First-class hotel
 Fire department. including chemical en- zine.
 Ten miles of State Roads. Electric light and power plant, Complete Sewer System. Never failing water supply and the best water in the state.
 Wide-awake Business Mems Association. Extensive lime and iron industries. Fraternal and benefit societies. Brass band.
 Up-to-date department stores. Pure air and wholesome climate.
Connecticut western news., 1914-05-14
Letters From the People
Mrs. Hitchcock's Answer.

To the Editor of The News:
 . Five hundred copies in pamphlet form were published, by order of Mrs. G. ID. Harrison, of Lakeville, of Sena- tor McLean's letter to New Haven Journal Courier and the answer by Mrs. B. A. Hitchcock in the Bridgeport Her ald; these were distributed in large numbers at the Hartford and Washing ton parades. A few remaining copies are being sent to the suffrage leagues in Connecticut, Two or three printing errors occurred in the haste to get out leaflets in time for Hartford parade.
 XX
Connecticut western news., 1914-05-14
Awakening.
Never yet was a springtime,

Never yet was a springtime,
 Late though fingered the snow, That the sap stirred not at the whispe Of the south wind, sweet and low; Never yet was a springtime
 When the buds forgot to blow. Ever the wings of the summer
 Are folded under the mould; Life, that has known no dying,
 Is Loves, to have and to hold, Till, sudden, the burgeoning Easter! The song! the green and the gold
 Margaret Elizabeth Sangster.
Connecticut western news., 1914-05-14
Her Name.

Her parents called her Marguerite. And friends and kinsfolk said, "How
 sweet!''
 But here will relate to you What happened as she upward grew. Her oldest sister called her Meg, Her teasing brother called her Peg, Her girlish chums to Daisy took, Plain Maggie satisfied the cook. And Madge she was to her papa, And Margie to her fond Mamma, And Peggie in her grandma's voice, And Maggie as her grandpa's choice. With Margery her teachers word, While Rita she herself preferred. Now in this list with names replete, Pray what became of Marguerite?
 "Chuck steak costs as much as ten derloin these days"
 "Terrible, isn't it?''
 "Well, we're getting one consolation out of it.''
 "What is that?"
 We're eating tenderloin. "-Kansas City Journal
Connecticut western news., 1914-05-14
The Parvenues.

The newly rich afford us
 Most humorous amaze, Suppressing all allusion
 To older, number days. They lack the virtues gracing
 Those to the manor born, And spend their time in being. The snobs of wealth we scorn The newly poor will also
 Amuse us with their ways, Persisting on orating
 Of seeing better days. They lack the ancient virtues
 Of rooted penury, And spend their time in being The snobs of poverty. -McLandburgh Wilson, in Ainslee't
Connecticut western news., 1914-05-14
Work for the Recorder.

It is said that anyone can be a re- cor1er. All a recorder has to do is to sit at his desk six days a week, four weeks in the month, and twelve months in the year, and criticize such stuff as this:
 Noble Harry Roy let can opener slip last week and cut himself in the pantry"
 Noble Booth Price climbed on the roof of his house last week looking for a leak, and fell, striking himself on the back porch"
 "While Noble Bob Kearney was es- corting Miss Hettie home from a Holly" social Saturday night savage dog attacked them and bit Bob on the public square. ' Capt. Staley was playing with a cat when it scratched him on the yer anda 5
 "Dr. Kolseth, while harnessing a horse last week, was kicked just south of the corn crib. "
Connecticut western news., 1914-05-14
A Market Matter.

Have you edible aspara gus?"
 "What?"
 "I say, have you any edible aspara- gus?"
 "Asparagus? Sure, here's aspara- gus"
 '.'I see, but that is plain, commercial asparagus. Is it the only kind you have?''
 What finer looking asparagus d'you want than that?'
 "I don't want it to look at. Do you know if the edible asparagus has begun to come in yet?"
 Hey, Jim, come here and see what this guy wants. Newark Evening Mail.