The Daily Ardmoreite. [volume] (Ardmore, Okla.) 1893-current, 1914-04-24
Grand Fake Piano Contest.

| OTdnG rake FId0O contest
This is genuine fake contes
on a grand scale. \ $500 Uprigh
Grand Piano will be given ava!
absolutely free to the very one w
have agreed with to win it, namel!
Miss Cora NJ. Sucker, of Sucker
vile, okla, and $4,000 in coupons
or certificates will be distributed
around among her father and hel
mother her unclesand aunts, in fact
any old place where a sucker car
be found that will bite.
Conditions Of contest: All you
are required TO do in order to try
to win this fine $500 Upright Grand
piano (Which has already been
awarded to Miss Cora NJ. Sucker
of Suckerville, OlIa) is to answer
correctly the following questions;
1-What is the capitol of the Uni
ted States?
2-Who is the president Of the
united states
What city is the capitol Of
Oklahoma?
4-Who is the governor of the
state of Oklahoma?
Name the county seat of Carter
county, Oklahoma
G-Who is the mayor Of Ardmore?
What is your name?
S-Are you from Missouri?
Are you a sucker?
1O-Have you any friends who are
suckers?
Send your answers in by postal
card, phone or any old way, just
50 you send them in.
Now, we will issue $4,000 worth
of these fake piano certificates
(more or less), depending entirely
on the number of suckers We can
get to bite at our wonderful fake
piano contest scheme.
Each and every certificate Will be
for something close to $500 face
value, and will be accepted by US
at their face value as a part Of the
purchase price OF any piano in our
store, on which we have marked
the price mp 500 above the regular
established retail price.
NOTICE-Not more than one GER
tifcate accepted as part payment
on any one piano deal, except in
cases where two members of the
same family hold certificates and
wish to turn them both in on one
piano. In such case we will, for
their accommodation, advance the
price on any piano they select 5000
and accept the two certificates. Or
in case you hold ore of our fake
piano contest certificates OF the face
value of $780, and another piano
contest certificate Of some other
contest located in Tulsa, Bartles-
ville Oklahoma City or Ardmore, of
the face value of $50 $75, or 800,
it makes no difference to us-we
will (for your recommendation, ad-
vance the price $3.50, $175, or $500
on the piano you select and then
allow you the face value of our
fake piano contest certificate and
the face value OF the fake piano
contest certificate from the Opher
towns. Now, this is open and fair,
isn't it?
This contest begins April 27-and !
IS open to all suckers in Ardmore, |
Carter county and adjoining coun-
ties, and will continue from day to
day, week to week, year to year,
so long as a sucker can be found |
to bite.
Now, as to judges, you can be
your own judge or you may select
four own judges by ballot or ACCLAIM
alton. Further. we are honest with
you in this fake piano contest
scheme We tell you plainly that
he $500 Upright Grand Piano has
been awarded to Miss Cora NJ. Suck
er, Suckerville, Okla. We invite you
o enter this contest for the amuse-
nent of being in with a bunch OF
1t is a grand amusing,
AXE contest scheme that you can
lot afford to miss. Miss Cora VI.
Sucker, of Suckerville, Okla, gets
he 500 Grand Upright-Piano and
-ou will get a coupon that would