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St. Landry clarion. (Opelousas, La.) 1890-1921, 1914-02-07
sUCCEssION SALE
ESTATE OF REBEocA JONES.

~ -
ESTATE OIL REBECCA JONES.
No 1861, Probate Docket, 18th Judicial Dis.
sfict Court. Parish OF st. Landry. La.
by virtue OF an order OF the Hon. D.. H.
Pavy Judge of the 18th judicial District
Court, in ana for the Parish OF st. landry,
Louisiana, there will be sold, al
public auction TO the last and highest bid.
der. by the undersigned administrator
or n duly licensed auctioneer, at. the
principal front door OF the courthouse, at
Opelousas. La :, on
Saturday, Feb. "a, 1914,
at II O'Clock a. m. the following described
property, tO-Wit:
a certain tract OF land
sftuated In the woods on Bayou
Negro Foot In ST. landry parish, contain
ing forty t40) acres with all the improve.
menfs thereon, bounded north and east by
lands OF estate OF Phelps, south by Ellie
Daniel, west by land or j. n. Rntledgs and
being same property acquired by Eman.
ueI David during the existence on h com
munity between him and the decedens, as
appears by act passed before i. g. DuDre,
Notary Public, April "a, 1907.
Terms: Cash.
G. r. BoAGNI.
Jan u 6t administrator.
St. Landry clarion. (Opelousas, La.) 1890-1921, 1914-02-07
To The Public.

Remember that / have a boil weeyil
machine which is improved and which
will help you to make your crop, re-
CARELESS Of bad weather If your crop
is well cultivated. II Is no longer q
question to catch the weeyiI, the ma
chine does it, and it is easy to operate
and will not damage your crop. Our
country is a Gotten country for amoney
crop. II is not q cabbage nor a sweet
potato, not even a sugar cane country
Tor a money crop. | talk for the peo.
pie in general; the past has proven
what / said. You will hear from me
later.
jan II G. de KERLEGAND.
St. Landry clarion. (Opelousas, La.) 1890-1921, 1914-02-07
SHERIFF7'S SALE.

vs..
ALLEN MCCOY
No. 1895 18th judicial District Court
Parish OF st. Landry, La.
BY virtue OF q writ of seizure and sale ID.
sued out Of the Hon. 18th judicial District
Courfof Louisiana, in n for the Parish
Of St.Landry. in the above numbered and
entitled sun. and to me directed. i have
seized and will offer for sale, for cash,
at public auction, tothe last and highest
bidder. at he front door DIT the Court
House OF st. Landry Parish, at o~pelousas.
La, ON
Saturday, Feb. 28, 1914,
at II Q clock am. the following described
property, to-wit:
certain tract or parcel oil land situated
at Mallet In this parish OF st. Landry, with
all the buildings and improvements there.
on. containing seventy. Ave l753 arpents
bounded north by j.. b. GuiIlory, south by
public road leading to Prud' homme City,
east by j.. b. Gnillory nj west by Allen
MCCOY OF lane leading TO Mallet woods.
Terms-Cash to pay n satisfy the sum
OF $500, debt, with interest and cost, unless
the I'm is Immediately paid.
Jan "a st NJ. l.. SWORDS. Sheriff.
St. Landry clarion. (Opelousas, La.) 1890-1921, 1914-02-07

It'll Q CLOCK a.. In. the following described
property, to-wit:
The West Half of the property described
as follows, to-Wtt; One certain plantation
situated IN Bayou Tecne this Parish, In
the nelghhorhood called atPetit Bofss's
measuring two hundred and tEenty-four
% superficial arpents t224 25), having q
front OF four and 66la arpents, "a. 66I2) on
Bayou Teche and ome arpenE adjoining the
property belonging to Widow L. u. Arce-
neaux py a q pth of forty six afpents on
the East side and thirty arpeIfts on the
West side, starting from the lands or Mrs.
e. x. Arceneau1 and the hast line from
Bayou Teche. together with ali the build
1nRs and improvements thereon, and be-.
Ing Dounded AS follows, viz. TN the North
by bayou feche and the lands OF Mrs.
Widow r. Il. Arceneaux. South by land or
Napoleon Robin n lands Of Jos. Jany,
EAST by lands OF Lawrence Garrtere. form
erly and now belonging Il Seville Carriere,
and the property OF Mrs. r. u. Arceneaux,
and West by land OF Michel Castillo, saving
and excepting the forty arpsnts OF wood
land sold by Chas. N. B~erlhcaud, former
owner or said and TO Louis Taylor, Jr., on
april ~, 1899, as appears by act duly re-
corded In Conveyance Book Z. No Q, page
l2S, passed before w. G. P~errault, Notary
Public.
Terms: Cash.
Jan II Ct M. &. SWORDS, sfleriG.
St. Landry clarion. (Opelousas, La.) 1890-1921, 1914-02-07

Luther Baldridge; Clerk. B. W.
Clopton.
Port Barre. Commissioners,
A. j. Cormier, O. B. Thompson,
Oscar Robin; Clerk Chas Dejean.
Witness our hands this 21st.
day of Jan. A. D. 1914.
HENRY LASTRAPES,
G. P. DUNBAR,
L. A. GOSSELIN,
Board Of Supervisors Of Election.
SHER1FF's SALE
FRED e. sANDOZ
PAUL D Ill
No. 1897. 18th Judicial District Court
Parish OF St. Landry, La.
BY virtue OF a writ of fieri facias is.
sued out OF the Honorable 18th Judicial,
p Ia ndra Court o. IL IN ard and for the parish Of St.
bered suit, and to me directed, I lave seized
and Will offer for sale, for cash, at public
auction, to b last and highest bidder, at
the store OF the defendant near P%itreyiile,
La, on
Saturday, Feb. z, 1914,
at II u'clock a. M, the following described
property. to-wit:
One oil tank; one iron safe; one Me.
Caskey register; two show cases with con-
tents; n lot OF soap; n lot OF cologne;
one lot OF face powder; one lot of herb
tonic; ons store building; one corr crib;
one lot OF open accounts; lot stationery;
N irrors, baskets. c~rockeryware. glass
Ware, padlocks, gr~aniteware, kdives,
spoons, and forks, buggy whips, brides,
b~ackbands, pads, collars. tinw are, CHINA
mon, assorted medicines and lot of sus.
pendeFs, etc
Terms: Cash.
jan a. at NJ i. SWORDS, Sheriff.
St. Landry clarion. (Opelousas, La.) 1890-1921, 1914-02-07

No 1851, Probate Docket, 18th Judicial Dt,
srict Court. Parish OF st. Landry. La.
St. Landry clarion. (Opelousas, La.) 1890-1921, 1914-02-07
Saturday, Feb. ze, 1914,
SUCCESSION SALE.

ESTATE OF ADELINE WRIGHT, Wild.
julien Zachery.
No. 1854. Probate Docket. 18th Judicial Dis.
tr.ct Court, Parish of st. Landry, La.
St. Landry clarion. (Opelousas, La.) 1890-1921, 1914-02-07
GHERIFF'S SALE
~ @@---
FRED f. SAEDOZ
fva.
PAUL DERB0NNE

No. 1897, 18th Judicial District Court
Parish OF st! Landry, La.
St. Landry clarion. (Opelousas, La.) 1890-1921, 1914-02-07
Isidor la
SHERIFF'S SALE.
JOHN p. BoAGNI
vs..
ADAM MCBRIDE
No. 1880, 18th judicial District Cour;, Par
ish OF st. Landry, La.

BY virtue of q writ Of farf facIas fs.
sued out of the 18th judicial District
Court OF Louisiana In and for the Parish of
st. Landry. In the above entitled and mum.
bered suit, and to me directed, 1 have seized
and will offer for sale, for cash, at public
auction. to the last and highest bidder,
at the front door OF the Court House OF
st. Landry Parish, at OpeiousAs. La. on
Saturday, Feb. Fl, 1914.
TaÌˆgliche Omaha tribuÌˆne. [volume] (Omaha, Nebr.) 1912-1926, 1914-07-09
Die IsRtHre der 1ussHd.

Gins Der aGerf9pieri9lten probles
me ser Gr8iebung lift has Der 2eftiire.
sou nan iunge Ntaoden uno EdIbs
fliigge Sungei1 iiberbaupt piel onserss
leIen laIIen oIs oas, mas tie BON
S9ule lpegen leien miFsn. uno mas
fol- man ibnen gu Ieien ~erlauben3
8iele meinen. Diel 2eien Iei iiberbaupt
BON llebsI; Die nerosnoen MenIden
Iplten lire frsie .3eit nit 8etdtigung
i'm 6alsbaIt, nit Spa3terengeben.
GpieIen i'm 5reien, pobI audi nit
8eiidtiguns BON 8ertHdtten uno
6abritsn, nit .8aiteIn' uno oersleis
den 0ingen, Die auf bas prattifde
2eben OOrberetten, ausfilen. Run:
oa miro man pobI iagen biirfen: eis
mes tun uno ous anoere nidt lafen;
an 0as itno nod man6es anoere lit
gut, aber 2eIen ift aud BON Mert.
4ber IN 8 IeIen2 Sa, oafar fam es
feline Regsl geben. IS tommt febr
pieI 0arauf an, mas oenn Die GlterH
aus thren &tnoeru .ma6en1 molten,
b. +, mas ibnen aIs SOsal fir fie
nori6pe6t.
qlIo iolen Die GItern ibren ains
bern Die 8ii9er feIbt uusiudeu, dls
les oOrber Ieien, mas ie ibnen geben2
9as gebt = in Der Sbenrie. Mbsr
9ibt ss beute md oieIe Batter, oeren
Nerben es gsitatten, reben ibrer ars
belt Ddueru0 ,8nrtdus2ettiire" Su
.trei6en9 S6nerIi6. ulan niro Dem
3ufaa ni9t bic Mitirtung berIagen
t0nnen. aber natiirIi9 gibt es cine
Mfenge Bidder, Die man ou9 ben
iun9en MdO4en rungsleben' 8ur Gels
tire freigeben fam; ie0er @ebil0ete
tennt Sunoerte oappn: tlaTii1e @ihs
terperte, gaeiIebef9reibuugen, Ges
f9i4tsperte, naturpiienI naftIi@e,
neutrality-suspicious., aud ben uper
ienen Roman. 4l5u dngitlin brot6t
man ni9t gu fsin. @ia man ni6s
geroOe SeiIiss er3iehen. 10 perosn
Bis Sinf3ebniGbriee aus 9iis
9eru Der senanuten Qrt tsin Gift
faueen! - Gebr d~ltauraten lit abeFs
einsl Man Iolte bic Iefepiitige SUE
9eno anAdltsn, ab unO gu bon einea
Bud eine tur3e SnbdItsungnbe nufs
anfHreiben. Cine 8iertslItun0s am
NbenO pibmet man Der 9eTprehluu
0es bon Sen Rin0ern @~tIeleusn; einf
Wiertelitunoe tpir0 man ifufner iibri1
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(GOriisbuus foIsi.)
Wie erobert wir Eer1eH.

Define DiFenIdaft piro nur tpenis
GinFlub ouf oas @emit baden, tpeHn
6eim SitteR Die 6er3sn pioer BID
sinne6men. @ie Ietdt bingegeu pirIt
bu ba ben BERTRAND beIiegen, no BIZ
bereits ous Ser3 eingenommen baft.
9er3en ober finb tsintspegs our9
blobe S0fIi6teit, Die ieoer ausibt,
sin3unebmen. Sid gegen bic berbeus
gen, Die Ii4 Dor uns 6iiden, 0enen,
Die gu uns rsoen, troden %antportsn,
uno niemanbem stnds 8eleibieenbes
iassn, 6as 1T cine foIde pernsinenos
Grt bon Dobldnftdnbigteit, Die ni6ts
mebr benefit, uls oaB man tein sier
lit. Cine gef9dftiss, beitere, bienits
fertise, psrfiibrerii9e 56fli6tsit lit
n0tig, Inn ods Wobltponen anoerer
gu %sspinnsu. 9u muBt f~orgfGItis
auf ibrt 2eibeni9often. ibren &C.
i9mad, ibre tlsinen 2aunsH uno
S6ba4btiten adt bdbeu. 3ieb bein
eisenss Ser3 au gaate unb beiinne
bid, pie iehr feline 9lufmertfomteis
ten tpenn unOers Dir Iie be5tusen,
oemienigen @rdOe BON gigenliebe unb
Gitelteit ihmei9eln, bon Dem tsin
eebenbissr frsi it'll geOsnts, nie fehr
iie bid benz 2iebensniiroieen seneist
MAIDEN, pis siinitis bu alss uafs
uimmit, mas er iast ODer tut.
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Die aGutf4baen. Dads
bdrin: r@ott, pie bic 9eit 70 beiin
pIduoern persebt! Sd tpoate Sbuen
nur eben Gutsu Morgeu Iaeen j..
unO iest iit's f4un nisber glittas!"
Gin ehrIt4er aerG.
o.: .9obe mir beute eegen munats
Iids &dtsn3obIungen einen aeppIDsr
setuuft!"
g.: rMos mint 0u 6amit9"
a.: sd bin bes 2ebsns ibsrs
brIfig! Sobal6 ct be8ahIt lit,
i9teBe i9 mid tot"
2ei9tftnniges Ger.
pre9en. GlGubiger (berIegen):
yRebmen Git q niat libel, Dab i9
idon tUieoer NIT Der Re4nung ipms
me, 9err Baron. aber meme 5rau
lGBt mir teine Rub Der bab'
i'd N neiieH 9ut perfprontn. ipenr
i'd bon Sbnen msin 9eIo trises!A
TaÌˆgliche Omaha tribuÌˆne. [volume] (Omaha, Nebr.) 1912-1926, 1914-07-09
str nase@tt.

0resSner Saupts8 obn6of. Gin
9err itiirat aufseregt bic Greppe bins
auf. Mitten auf ber Sreppe begeqnet
inn elm Monn in giienbn1nunifprm.
n9e, Sie!" ruff sr ben Mann an,
strieg' i4 ben 3us mad Berlin
1no Der Monn anttportet: .N..
10. .penn 9. 9 Sic mid n. H..
nt6t sef. f.. .frust bdttsn. 3. +. f..
Sic ibn n. n. nod setriegtl"
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Mbfabrs

Gin 9tr3t un6 Elm ae9tsdnfpuIt
ftrittsn ii9 iiber ole @or3ige ibrer
8erufe. sd fdge getuiB ni9t". be-
mertte Der ar8t, YOaB ale aopotaten
feline GbrenmGnner ipdren, aber aud
sic iperoen mir 5useben, boB Sbr
Beirut nt4t serooe Der sseisnetIte 1T,
Die Menie@n gu @ngel ai MAIDEN
o9drin habeu STE re9t," ertpi.
berte Der aopotdt, sin OieIem puntts
iino uns Die aer8te Bel usitem iibsrs
TaÌˆgliche Omaha tribuÌˆne. [volume] (Omaha, Nebr.) 1912-1926, 1914-07-09

RtneRrant6sit. 8Gperin:
4Mein Mann fiibrt felt einiseS &a'
gen 70 mertpiirOige aebeu. 9err Dots
tor; Der miro bod ntdt
4r5t: slnfinn, MAIDEN sic fi6 tel
ne Gorge Der f6eint etfpos ses
Iefen gu bdben, mas ibm ntdt Be,
trmmen 1T bos 1T 70 cine feline
ACKNOWLEDGMENT
TaÌˆgliche Omaha tribuÌˆne. [volume] (Omaha, Nebr.) 1912-1926, 1914-07-09

nidls mtbr. So.
Ok battle unlulafltbsu unb rtI9l.
BEN Bisnsr ben G4sIa
sd tripnrtt sipsi dolIeaen. Wlar.
tin, laeit CT iurB. sWsnn bic Scr.
rm bier fHb. i0nnsn Gle T9 enter.
nsu unb bran6sH uIt nm absEb
iptoir5uiommsn."
.Stbr ipobI, 9trr 6ofrot. Dir
iptlhs Stunoe unb mohin foil Id
ben Chauffeur bsIttIltn2@
.Gar nift. 80 moht btuit tsin,
arauttubsIuGe mtbr. 6abe gu IdrtI'
btn."
Mitbtr Itdnb 81 dIItin unb iuortett.
llnb bonn tonis suir sfpsiltHmal
be aIinseI braubsn. 9iesmaI pd'
rtn fe Is. -.
Wit elmer inItinitlptn 9sb6rbt rib
0tttnborf on Der RouIsqul1nur,
bab aua bier In itinsm 4rbsitsJim'
me plObIi9 bas sstII sinFaIltnbs
3assslift bur4 bic Isibtnsn Dor.
bdnss ssbGmpft purbt.
Damn fisl isiu Bid nuf bas nod
untroffnsts 9sIsgrdmm, bos sr gang
uergsIien bate.
Msaonii4 rib n "a nuf. lInrus
big IIimmerno baftste Ittn Bid bors
aui, ndbrsub CT 5ugIsih nit allen
Simmer mad BEN Glas InuThte, 6urd
ben F4 S6riits isiuu Eiir udhsrs
ten.
esnta tronl2 Su ti,Tsm qua,n,
bIid lporsn Is ibm Woris obne Sim
anb 9ebeutuns. CT fabts Ie iaum.
Sn ieinsn SdIdfsn mar elm brobs
nenoes 9dmmerH, i4per uno bumpl
tlopftt ibm oas 6erS III Der 8ruit.
Damn ging sr nit timer getpnItisen
G%uItrsnsung ben Gintretsnben snt'
sestn, Elm l6tinbor nnbsfanesnss 21s
@tln Inn ben felt isirsm ltstsn lIn'
.pOblisiH au1 Der altaif nod INNER
titpas ihief ge5oeensn dumb.
llnb allies, mas er gefiirdtet battle,
traF Elm.
pie llntsrrebung mar Gubsrit turJ
unO fSrmli6. Sdpimmsr unO Ssr'
iptdsr, bic fi6 Der peinli6en Mii'
ion Hur unssru unO bauptIddli9
Oarum u~nter5ogsH batttn, oomit Die
gan3c Sa6s porIGufig einsn m.br
pribatsn Gbdrdtttr bebieli, bsi9rGnts
ten Ii9 ouI oas Qlsrh6tigfte.
sic frnstsn Hur, OBJ WeftsnOorf
aenntnis odDon gebabt babe, bab
Doctor Robin, Der Dor stpei Sabren
cine 3eitIong feline RItnit frequentiers
tG, i'm 8sgriff ftanO. nod Dor ibm
odsisl. neue 8erfabrsn BEL Blind
Onrmopsrutionsn in Qnipenoung gu
briussn. Jerner, oh er in glrbss
trutt BON Robins 9ebouptungsn
OisIsidt bsubfi9tiss, Die bstrsffsnOsn
artiteI 5uriid5u5isbsu un0 iftnsH
StonOpuntt gu dnoern.
.Rein!" dntrporiete meften0orf,
Den bsiosn SOlsgsn isltfam ltarr ius
Ssi6t isbenb.
Sic bsdnfprufsn dIfo ods prio'
ritGtsredt in oieler Grage2" fragts
profsFor Sertpedsr.
sllnbebingt!"
Limb peHn ss 3u geri9tliGeu
Sdritten fiibrsn icIte man
fam f6IiebIid ni6t niTen, mas
Oisier Grnnaois peitsr beabii9tigt."
pqu9 oann! SD tperbe Sic Son.
.Iequen5en trdgen."
qrofeFOr S9pimmsr oridts Bss
i%fsnoOrf ole Sauo.
pgraDo! Sd pubts es ia, OaB
sic tsin 9tsb Fnb! Solhs S9uite
eeOsi9en gottIob ni6t i'm reinen, bebs
rem Esid Der WiFenI6aft! nno nun,
ni6ts fir UNCUT, liebsr RoIege
mir TT 10 Ieidt uns 5ers ieBt -.
ia, uu6 mas biefen Rcbin betrifft,
nur Mut! mir ale itehen feIbifpsrs
itdnoIia nun unentpsgt auf S9rer
S..IF " Il
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Srof. 6auSpirtin {,

SrOf. Sauspirtin gum
3tmmerberru): s90ren sic nal,
ods eebt aber nidt Idnger 70; ale
meine Serren be8ablen pinttfi9, MIR
STE ALIEN fin6 INNER i'm aidltdnb!@
@tuDent: ga. oos 1T eine oIts
Grfdbrung, Grau Miiler, ein rGubis
ges 64of fiHbsn Sic BET ieOer
6erDe."
TaÌˆgliche Omaha tribuÌˆne. [volume] (Omaha, Nebr.) 1912-1926, 1914-07-09

&c rttGrung. .gDie tommt
es, annu, bab i4. 70 oft i'd in Die
&ii9e trete, einsn 2iebbaber BET Shs
men finbeg" pms5d, tpeiI 9ndbiee
INNER in 70 Ieifsn 9ausi4u9en oas
bertommen!4"
TaÌˆgliche Omaha tribuÌˆne. [volume] (Omaha, Nebr.) 1912-1926, 1914-07-09

Sci ben Gingebortnen
BON Mnbagosfor bebeutet fotfp
sipeiB" fobitl ipis rfdIedt4, upeibs
fupisI ipie Dsrd9tlid mos
den, onf4pdr3en.
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lluiert
SdHittmudH -Wftrit


HsHastieG dsaants ssmmsztEnIA
30 $780,
IN bifiu hufiietu HluEt Httt man
BEN BgIisusG tstt In ~DoaaSnblg neuer
Gorm, Hnb taoeiIcs 60 otm sraslsfm Sat-
ten arrangement nts RugloHiiq1 paHsnbl
8ls IaHofn 4rrmsl, tiHt Qtuhfit, faab IN
aHgtitbt unh ma bTdsx
GpftsHmaHld stte p%grJitrt; alfidtr Gpk
tmbtIat In .Wlsblci- sF1gm III ais 6alss
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bsiE,iOune iibr Sem e6nltrogtn ansr4
bra9t. Vie ouftietn 6pibki, uHb GIFTS
foHtotfe iHb our StrisaHns bisie I6S4
men BLUE sesiaRst; sbsnfO absE aud BIZ
ftabiIersn Daf4trrpps, btrtn snrte nhb
fer In bisisr Wa9drt beiisns AM GsItuRg
fommsh. Biir I4ioutr GumerL and fart
luHss GraueH in no. $3.50 stH purSauli@
Moesn. bos sur g~erurbetfnnEA
3 CARDS Muterial BET 80 3OI 8reitg ersa
0us S4nittmaFtr 4 s~p0rEx1bsQ8
b. GsDbsu Don 49,.
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geaeunnps anSsiIuneens

GieJe wluIfer uerbeu an trgerl
cine a0reHe eegen ginfenouag bes
greiiee esfhidt. HdH gebe hummer
nmo @roBe NIB bic uo1e AoreTe DeiftS
lid an unb fbide ben Coupon nebF
is Gents an ieoes beielte Mufter m
Das
Iron County register. [volume] (Ironton, Iron County, Mo.) 1867-1965, 1914-10-01

SEDALIA.AThe roads leading into
this place have all been marked fcr
the benefit Of automobilists and are
called State Fair Roads Secretary
John Al Stinson Of the State Fair
board and numbers Of volunteers are
responsible for this innovation.
Iron County register. [volume] (Ironton, Iron County, Mo.) 1867-1965, 1914-10-01
ECZEMA ON CHILD's BODY

$40 High ST., Oshkosh, Wis.-"When
about two months old my nephew had
sores break out on different parts Of
his body. The trouble first began Is
a rash which itched SO at night some
one always held his hands, even while
sleeping, as at the least scratching 1t
would run together and form scabs.
His night-clothes had to have mittens
on them or the scabs would be raw
and bleeding by morning. His cloth
ing or the least friction irritated the
trouble. His face and scalp were COW
cred. They called it eczema
we tried different treatments but
none cured him. AT three years old
we commenced the use of Cuticura
Soap and Ointment. 1t took nearly a
year to effect a complete cure and he
never had anything like it since"
(Signed) Mrs. F. Scofield, Mar. Fl,
1914.
Cuticura Soap and Ointment sold
throughout the world. Sample of each
free. with 32-p. Skin Book. Address post
card "Cuticura, Dept. L. Boston ADV.
Iron County register. [volume] (Ironton, Iron County, Mo.) 1867-1965, 1914-10-01
HAD SIZED HIM UP RIGHT
colored Waiter Had Titles Wrong,
But He Wasn't Mistaken on
the Main Point.

There is a certain swell club in
Washington where the walters are
all negroes of the highest type, genu-
inc. old-fashioned. bow-and-scrape
darkies, excellent seryitors, and po-
lite to a degree.
Not long ago a distinguished bishop
of the Episcopal church dined at this
club. The head waiter bowed the
bishop and his host to their places.
This way, admiral" said he. Take
this table by the window"
81 am not an admiral" said the
bishop. smiling.
Excuse me, sir, my mistake" the
darby FASTENED to add. Il might have
known all the time you was a mill
tary man. You like this table
colonel?"
81 am not a colonel" said the bish.
op. smiling more broadly. 81 am a
bishop"
TO be sure, sir! To be sure!" ex
claimed the negro. very sorry fol
my mistake, sir. l got them titles OF
admiral and colonel wrong, sir, but
l was all right on the main issue
l knowed as soon as / saw you thai
you was one of the facecards Of youl
profession, sir"
Iron County register. [volume] (Ironton, Iron County, Mo.) 1867-1965, 1914-10-01
W. N. U, ST. LOUIS, NO. 4o-1s14.
PROVED WONDER OF THE PAST
Jews Reasoning Was at Least as
Logical as Was That of His
Greek Friend. b,

This is a new stock exchange story
regarding an encounter between a
Greek and a Jew, which deals with
telegraphy. Z
Have you heard" said the Greek,
"of the wonderful excavations at Ath-
ens?'
oh" replied Dimitricoplous, "at
20 yards they came across copper
wire"
Well" said Levi, what of it?'
do you not see," answered the
Greek, that this proves that the an
cient Greeks knew all about teleg-
raphy?"
The Jew pondered. THAT" he re-
marked, "is not so wonderful as the
excavations at Jerusalem. There, at
80 yards they found nothing"
WE'LL" said the Greek, what is
there in that?"
oh" triumphed the Jew, that
proves that the ancient Jews knew all
about wireless telegraphy."
Iron County register. [volume] (Ironton, Iron County, Mo.) 1867-1965, 1914-10-01

kENNETT.-The movement to pur-
chase a traction engine and road
grader has encountered difficulties,
owing to the fact that the companies
with which the commercial club has
been negotiating have declined to
ship an engine to Kennett under the
plan desired by the club.
Iron County register. [volume] (Ironton, Iron County, Mo.) 1867-1965, 1914-10-01
Hadn't Troubled to Figure.

Recently in a justice court in the
state of Kansas, some wheat in the
stack had been attached, and it be-
came necessary, through an order of
the court, to have the same thrashed.
One of the workmen among the
thrashers put in a voucher for S11,
which seemed entirely too high to the
court.
The court questioned the workman
concerning his labor and asked him
how much he charged per day. He
replied, "Three dollars"
The court then asked him how
many days he worked and the work,
man replied: 1.-TWO days"
The court then asked the laborer
how he figured the bill at $11, since
he only worked two days, at So per
day.
The witness replied: 81 didn't fig.
ure.it; l just decided on it."
Iron County register. [volume] (Ironton, Iron County, Mo.) 1867-1965, 1914-10-01
Just Wanted to See 1t.

Representative Ashbrook of Ohio
has a mania for collecting rare coins.
He maintains an index showing the
location of practically every rare coin
in the country, and full information
concerning same, a good deal like the
Bertillon records of criminals kept by
the police. Ashbrook remarked one
day that he wished congress would
adjourn SO that he could 60 to a point
In Tennessee.
There's a man there with an 1904
dollar" he explained.
Couldn't you buy it by mail?" he
was asked.
Il don't want to buy It," says Ash
brook. I've Sot me / just want to
look at it."
Iron County register. [volume] (Ironton, Iron County, Mo.) 1867-1965, 1914-10-01
Rate Raise Considered.

NNahI aDAN|E &1AANlalNGaa .|H.HHHH
It is. apparent that the Missouri
public service commission will take
up within the near future the request
filed with it by IA of the big railroads
for increased freight and passenger
rates. 1t has been intimated that the
commission would not act until a
physical valuation of railroad prop
erty has been made. But the va1ua-
ton Of the country railroad property
being made by the interstate COM
merce commission will not be COM
pleted for nine years. and if the Mis-
souri, commission, with the men and
facilities at its command, undertook
TO make a valuation 81 railroads in
this state Is years would be required.
Some development in the rate-in-
crease application may come up on
the date originally set for hearing the
railroads IN the matter of submitting
schedules on joint rate or continuous
mileage basis. Instead of filing joint
schedules, the IA trunk lines filed APP
plications for increases in both pas
senger and freight rates.
the railroads, as tSt. Louis 12345 ~ 7
There is difference of opinion, it is
known, between the commission and
the railroads, as the latter contend
that filing the application for in
creased rates complied with the order
to file the joint schedules, while the
commission takes an opposite view,
holding that the rate increase is an
entirely separate proposition.