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The Commonwealth. [volume] (Everett, Wash.) 1911-1914, 1914-04-09

There is no class of men so diff
cult to be managed in state as those
whose intentions are honest, but
whose consciences are bewitched.-
Napoleon.
The Commonwealth. [volume] (Everett, Wash.) 1911-1914, 1914-04-09
GROWTH OF SOCIALISM is
RAPID IN CANADA.

The wave that cast James Simpson,
Socialist, into the board of control of
this city was the crest of tidal wave
of Socialism that has been rising in
the Dominion in the past twelve years.
This is shown by a table of the vote
since 1903 compiled by w. Watts for
the Western Clarion. The table is as
follows:
The Commonwealth. [volume] (Everett, Wash.) 1911-1914, 1914-04-09

In New Zealand every man out of
work has the right to demand en-
ployment on work of public improve
ment at the prevailing rate of wages.
The Commonwealth. [volume] (Everett, Wash.) 1911-1914, 1914-04-09

Whenever a separation is made be-
tween liberty and justice, neither is,
in my opinion, safe.-Burke.
Atlanta Georgian. [volume] (Atlanta, Ga.) 1912-1939, 1914-04-02
BURNS AND AIDES
NEARING ENDOF
FRANK PROBE
Biddinger Called Out of Town on
New DeyeIOpment-Report
Expected Soon.

William J Burns. his two aides
Guy +. Biddinger and Dan 5 Lehon
and their operatives are nearing the
end Of the trail in the investigation
Of the Phagan murder mystery. This
was indicated Thursday at the local
agency.
Burns $ out Of town running down
loose ends Of the case that never
have been thoroughly Investigated be
fore. When he returns he will be
ready to make his final report on the
case and point out the man he Is GER
tain killed Mary Phagan
Biddinger who worked secretly in
Atlanta from Saturday until Wednes
day, when his presence was discov-
cred by The Georgian, was found
Thursday to have disappeared as
mysteriously as he entered town. He
was reported to be in another city
working on an important new devel-
opment.
The trio of detectives believe that
they will be able to close up the whole
case within few days but they as
sert that no matter how long il takes
them they will stay on it until every
uncertain and disputed point has
/ been cleared up and explained. They
nave gone over everything that de-
veloped at the trial. and in addition
have seen many persons who were
not asked to testify They intimate
Atlanta Georgian. [volume] (Atlanta, Ga.) 1912-1939, 1914-04-02
Magnates Wife Asks
S250,000 Heart Balm

BOISE IDAHO, April . Helen
Clegg Winters. of Dayton, O. " no two
years ago won a divorce suit filed by
her husband Valentine Winters a
Dayton traction magnate. has inst-
tuted suit here against Mrs Susan
II Darst for $250OoO, alleging aliena-
ton Of her husbands affections
Atlanta Georgian. [volume] (Atlanta, Ga.) 1912-1939, 1914-04-02

ENSS'CidLloH events II We tpulu -
such an association started showed
them where there would be thousands
| in it for those whom | let in on the
ground floor
Greedy After Money.
Just send this bin through for
me and you viii all be rich | told
! the ones that ! was after. They were
50 greedy after the money that the
slic(e ! promised them as o-partners
/ with me in the racing association was
| not enough They must have some
thlnG In advance. they said, to buy
I up votes of doubtful members and
insure theif own allegiance,
engaged %+0-a day suite OF
rooms in the Chateau trontenat-
When IL became nolsed around t1at
una III -iIHHohalfe was IN tleIf nlluS
an or the legislators Immediately
/ ~ i'htb Np lHelI ears, man WHO
] gave q way 81 .uOU bi lis TOR souvenirs
Atlanta Georgian. [volume] (Atlanta, Ga.) 1912-1939, 1914-04-02

phone evidence, we got documentary
evidence to back il up, including the
signatures of the principals, and then
we broke the story. A daily paper
came out with declaration that 1t
had proof of grating. The manag-
ing editor and the city editor We're
subpenacd to submit this proof ana
then were told to consider themselves
under arrest until they We're able to
substantiate their statements
THE crooked lawyer, getting hit
tie snaky, called me UP over the phone
from Quebec, and said
What is all this talk about an
expose l answered right back that
] guessed it was all straight, as ]
was a Burns detective myself and not
the bloated millionaire that he thought
me
In Panic at Expose.
Don't tell me that-dou't tell me
that" he said i'm a panic. and !
thought there was going to be a fu-
neral al the other end of the line. lie
was still speechless when he hung up
the receiver. As parting admoni-
ton I warned him not TO take the
$1,000 bills he had with him in tin
box, as they all had been photo
graphed before being given over into
his care.
This was virtually the end OF the
case. so far as the Burns agency was
concerned | WAS called back from
New York TO testify. after being prom
sed immunity from any prosecution
on the charge Of bribery. A few
thousands Of the Canadians wanted
to lynch all Of the Burns operatives
for their work in uucoyering the scan
dal but none Of us ever was harmed
II was as Standard OH magma q
that MIR Biddinger rounded up the
gang OF West Virginia politicians v no
sought to buy o seat i'm the Senate
for their faVOrite
Atlanta Georgian. [volume] (Atlanta, Ga.) 1912-1939, 1914-04-02
Sale of Silk
Dresses $16.75
Values to $50

Q Q FT Q h # on Taffctas,
y charming Crepe de Chimes !;
the pretty Crepe Poplins Fly
cry new style feature bouffant
draperies, tunic and tier skirts,
extended shoulders, lace yes
tees, incroyable and fiat collars,
etc. Black and colors None
worth less than $3.50. Many
worth $50; most Of them splen-
did S25 values. Choice $l675.
Dresses, Second FIoor)
Der Deutsche correspondent. [volume] (Baltimore, Md.) 1841-1918, 1914-10-18

iiber bic 6ifte rei9enben Sodet nit
Surtel, oas an Der linten Seite bers
mitielIt grudtn0pfen gei1Iofen miro,
pd6ren9 cine Rei6e eng an einonoer
geIeBter NletauinOpfe ben S&luB nir
martirt, lmo elmer langen, Tebr peiten,
slattet EuuitQ. bic einsn qon3 enaen
3iod fdni. Die Qtermel iinb Iebr lana
unb eng, nit breiten WanThetten, 0is
pie ser mobilize, breite Rraqen bon
9ub=Wlusliu iino Sir ie6t elegant
silt es, an einem fold3en 4oiiim Sdu
be NIT griinen Su8fcbdften 8u troeen.
9llem 2lnfhein na4 piro oer offeue
6aIsItniit fortbeite9en, trob rauber,
iibler gBitieruna, um 10 mebr, als bonn
3pgieniIden Stanbpuntt ni6ts ooae
oen ein3upenOen lit. Die auBerorbents
lide 4Iei0iamieit bieier Wobe lit bas
fir po6l in eriter 9inie berontports
LID 8u MAIDEN Fir 6raiien, oie es
0or3ie6en, ben 6ais 6ei Itreneer RGlte
Ieidt 3it lmbiiaen, bat 5rau Wlo6s
ebenfaIls 9eforgt. 3u oieiem 3neGe
giebt es cine aroBe gluspa6l rei5enOsr
@9emiIets unb Weiten=ginlGbe, bic aIz
Ie iiberaus tlei0iam iinb, un0 bob,i
ben GfFett oes moOiIden offenen gals
ihnitteS in teiner Weiie beeintrGhti-
gen. Die SSuQenO freiliH oer8i6tet liez
ber onf Hompromi1e. Man fab aud
leBten Minter piele ilinge Wldb9en, bic
oiele Dlo0e bis ins Grtreme bulbigien
Der 9lublid zines bis sur 9iiite ent.
Der Deutsche correspondent. [volume] (Baltimore, Md.) 1841-1918, 1914-10-18

ole por3ugslpeiie ba3u benubt perDen.
sic per0en nit braunen. besiebungs
peiie fhDnr3em Sammet, in Torm
bon 9ragen uub MdnIhetien Qarnirt.
Der Sbnitt oes Aeoinaote an ben
S9ultern ergiebt einen fld1en Gffelt
iiber ber giiite. Qlles oics lit BON iehs
iligenoliher Wirtung
Jldd2mittaas StraBentol!iins per
ben piel nit Polonaiie 9earbeiiet, uno
5ipar Iebr au @uuIten lorpulenter Tis
gureu gle neiie 8olonaiie nodt grois
unb fblunt. Sie 1T meiitens drmelIos,
bas beiBt tie bat Qlermel ppn anbers
f-rbigem Mdierial, pas oa8r 6eitrdal,
i9r ben Ibianten @ifett at seben- Hu
Der Regel lit bic Rolonaiie Dorn often
llno fdlt iiber cine Gunit BON anocrem
Material un0 dnberer 6arbt QD0b
renb biefe ioipobl, ipie bic Bolonaile
bon betrddtlidber Weite ut lit ser
bod iebr eng. Wd6renb bic 9olonaiic
binten beindbe sic 2dnqe hes Rodes
bat, pirb sie mad born 3u iih a6rur
6enAsobsItaEpia tiirser, 10 odB oie
RdiIAerr ais born feds bis oht 3oE
BON einanber entferut bleiben, tatdr
qftdrtiq iSalten perfen. Ser pdienbs
6ut oqau 1T BON ie6r tietner Norm.
6iir febrs iuqenOlihe Trdasriunen
iitrQNR pps ruiiiic6e HoItiim iehr he
liebl, Die bepor3iate Ndrbe fiir DaS
ielbe 1T ountel=Qriin. Das Wloterill
lsidies GudP fir 0erbitirami beItimm.
Dos Roitiim beitebt ans einem tnapp
Der Deutsche correspondent. [volume] (Baltimore, Md.) 1841-1918, 1914-10-18
Vlus benz Neitbe Der OytODe
mnD Der @eIeIlidJaFt.
glsn NarI. ben 2. 0Il06lr.


geep9ort. ben 2. Dttober
sytber Saiionpe9ieI l5it IN ben meis
item 0rnueu. eiu&eiiibl pridelnoerGr
lpdrtlng aus 9ringt bod eDe neue
Gailpn cine Eiiae All 9iei3 III 5prm
Don intcreiaHten gleu6eiien auf Den,
Giebiete Der Wlooen Menn Is TN Nll
gemsinen heiBt, oaB @erdu6eruug bic
&eeIe 0es gergniiaens lei 70 gilt bus
BON ber Wlobe I'm 8eionDeren &S ilt
s.ipos 5onberbares nit bieIem gBebs
leI. SO 1anbslt lin oft MIR i'm elm
Geringes, un0 bod I'll bic gBirtunS
gan3 ii6errdiMenb go mande 5rait
glau6t NIT i6rem ninioTmeIlen" sm
piangstlsio BON leBten Briitiabr nod
cana in ber Wlooe 3ll iein &s 1T mob
lsbr out trbalten, uno lie beIbliebt, es
IN oer Specification 3li tragen Damn
BAT iie GJeIegsubeit bic alte nit Der
neuen MpDs ai Deraleidben uno liehs
mn erit ben aroBen llnteriAieo, uno
tommt ljH uneebeuer riidndnoig por.
Tie ecDieN}o0eodnie lpiroe einiaf eins
port ietn iter bic 3umltbung, ein io
~altmooiineS" aleib 3u tragen.
Dabei TT es in OieIen TdlIen 70
leift, ans einem Ooridbrige1 Nei0 Elm
.up to bate Goitiim 8u MAIDEN. geer
Seitmod nit etipos @eidid pcs
binbti, foun nit 6iilfe BON eiwas
oft MIR ean3 rpenig anberem Dlate.
rial Wunoer ponbrinQen Ss beoari
bler3a meiit MIR Der eiuiabiteu Wlittel
Die 1uuil ein penia ldnaer ooer iilr
act gemadt, Sic Qermel stipos 8ureat
qeIiiibt ein nelter. mooerner Aragsr
ulm Gins oer bsIten 0ilfsmtteI 'lr
MluoerniiieruHa einesHleiOes TT tn Die
ret @dilon bet breiie UlieOet oDer
&sddrpcu &iuri. bet elm AoNilm per
nerfIuhenen @aiion speifelso9ne 'q
eintn 6ohmo0ttnen maHt Nenn oas
Nloitriai bos All oieism GIiirteI pers
pdnbt lpitb sum 8eilpiel iaparSer
Weibsntdbdeus 1aHeta 1T, ipiro man
niemals Fg6la,ben no far6iges Ora
ie1idl bepot3uQt miro, mnB Dasielbe
natilrliih mtt Der Harbs oes aleioes
I'M GinllanQ heben @omiid gtIireiFies
iinb fottirte Ssibe III nod immsr
lebf mpbern
llnltre sriie 46biloung 1eute 5eigi
Eli Rleib. ods fir Nodmlflaas al
bome" empFdnae beiimmt III 9asiel
De iit 0crnler cri. upD last iic1 0cd "a
Ieimi aus einem 3iei0 ber @oriaiion !
au Dem umqeNalisH, tDds es lit @ebr |
apart lnb pptnebm pirtenp, beileben
4aiQs unb Hunii oieIss DlpoenS aus
idpar3sm gDeinenidBhen 1affetd,
pas aud nsSeberman'S4 SeiDe aenannt
miro, Da a. beianutlidl iberaus popn
LAT 1T Der Rod base9en III 0on bum /
felarauem qltlna. ROTH aeltidt @on I
rotbem Qltlas III auh oie iiraff I'M
Sains nnb 0iiiien aeipannte G9drps /
Die all Ser eilien Seitc cine. nit [
spei md9fisen Qeieu geiuiipFte Stlei-
"a 3isri @ie 1aille ofinei iih IN sSat-
iber eiHem Gbemilei pon
@aitiit
yraen. beneu ss Gjepifensidhg lit,
atnou 5dritt sl 1aIleH nut BET lio0e,
ionnsn alls oer glbbiloun9 ie0en, iuie
lsiht oisa iIt obue 0dB man iic1 babel
Ieoesmol III bic lIHtoIteu iiir3en
1rauht bic bic Qluiddffnng eines men
~ aoihilnes init Iih 6ringf
Ios Stlbe aili fit Sic neuen Eons
LIeiber 3ieie D2oofue ieben iich nus 10
olden Nbsilen anIammen. ndB oaS X
Der Deutsche correspondent. [volume] (Baltimore, Md.) 1841-1918, 1914-10-18

uloOeruiiitsn oetraaener 4leiber oos
ourn nur i'm 70 leit0ter lpiro. @iner
bel ueueiteu Ghdrpen sfiette itellt cine
RoIeu @nirlanoe bar Ole iicb unters
9alb oer 6iiFien i'm bic 6igur iblingt
Sin 8etail 0ieier Qlrt einem nidbt neu
en- 4leioe auaefeat. itempelt oas leb II
iere 3u einem bobmo0ernen HDlfiime
@benlo bcm III g}eoe itehenOeu 3pede
Defenders pienlitb lino bic Iepdraien
S4oobtbeile, bic Der 1aiQe oberbolb
Der EaillenIinie auiaeleBi iin0, uno bic
slott ober IN Iolfalten gelegt iein
ionRsn. Sn Der 9leoel gebtn bieIelben
iiber sic 6iifts biuab- W1an tanu bafiir
Elm BON oem Gleioe abitehenoes Dlates
rial Deripenben. mas Elm peiterer @ors
ibeil TT.
Das neiieite W}o0el zines 1an3Ilei.
oes lit in unIerer sueiten SlLuitration
oerani6aulicbt 9lls u1dterial fir 0as
ielbe oieut tolbengrauer gl0cturnes
Qltlas lleber oieien fdnt aum Sbeil
NIT Silbenfdoen qeItidter, unb fiber.
pnnttirter, grauer @6iffon. Sin eisena.
arfiger, ttnitdrtiger S6oB, in Soas'
falten eeIegi, III oberbdlb Der 3aileu
linie anoebracbi un6 fd[t big iiber bic
$9uften 6inab. @r berleibt oem 4leibe'
Bic moDerne basque 9inie. Dirett
uuterbolb 0ieier 5hooBsSunif 3iebt
ii1 bic Shdrpens @uirIan0e Inn bic.
5iQar, beliebenb aus mattroia Roien
uub 9eildenitrduBen. Die untere. oocr
eigentiiHe Eunit III aus geitidten
grauen G6iffon iiber 2ttlas, unD bar
monirf nit Der 3aile bonn aleicben
Wlaierial. Der lebr tiefe QlusIdanitt
bprn, ipie i'm Ruden. lam burf Elm
Noie bon G6iffon gum Ebeil ausges
flint per0en
Die 5arben t0nneu natiirlic1 am
ners, oas 6tiBt ber Snoioioiidlitdt Der
Erdoeriu entiprehenb gepdbbIi lper
rem. Die combination bon Mottrola
luo @eildcn 3u Ser tailben9ruuea
Seibe iii Don pnnoerbar Dornebmer
gDirtltn9.
qlnoers uno bod benz eben beiGries
beneu dbhlim lit oas Mlooea oes aiDei.
ten Eon3tleiDes. bas in unierer oritten
oargsitellt lit glu9 oieies
bictct ausaeseihuete WRoglibteiten Der
Nmgeitaltnnq eines Hleioes Der leBteu
GaiIon Gebeulo leiht 1T es aih. fir
qelhidte 6dnbe Elm GIeib Diefer Qlrtl
aus neuen uno nidt le6r toitipieligen
Dlaierial anauferti9en, Der enge. ges
rape giod un0 Bic loie 8lpuIentaille
ItnD aus meiber DapbnesSeibe Die
ldnqere oer beinen Cunts, bic am I'M
ieren Ranbs iiber Sdbntr einge3ogen
1T, beitebt aus peiBem prnttirten
g2eb unb miBt uneineetrauf, 3ipei
unb cine balbe Ndros rinosinn lleber
pieie SInit FAINT. BON ber uuterea
ablpGrts, bic sipeite 3lnii. |
.ike Talbel oDu lpeiBer 9eBz Spibe, bic
nit einem ihmdlen 4opf ourb Die
Smlrarfiung Qebiloti, aufeeiebt III.
Die breite &iirieliddrpe lit BON peis
Bem Qttlos. Sine 9roBe. ipeibe 8lume
III am ShluB oer 8louie angebraht
9leoingote inO poIonoiIe iheineJ
leioe nm bic G6erherrid2aft AZ itreiieni
Bon beiOen Iieht man Ie6r biibfGe 80 N
oelle Das mo0erne Neoinoote betont /
u quFfanenoer Weiie gera0e 2inien.
pepcr iiber oen 6iiiten urh in 0er
Saine oosr gliite III bic ieifeits GurDe /
Yer Giirtel 1T fat an
ineu Dlobellcn Bis oiif Sic 6ulte bin-
Ibqeihoben, 70 baB bic natiirlihe 5ails !
enlinie ooQia DerIdi8iHoet Gieipiirfel.
z .MorIiebs" in Creme uno Braun. \
BeiB unb Sdpar3 iinb Die Stoffe,
Der Deutsche correspondent. [volume] (Baltimore, Md.) 1841-1918, 1914-10-18

bl0Bten 6alIes bel srimmiser 9dlte
mar nihts Seltenes. Sol6e llebertte
bung pirtt aerooe3u indecent uno iolls
te bermieben iper0en,
Wdnoa.
Der Deutsche correspondent. [volume] (Baltimore, Md.) 1841-1918, 1914-10-18
pie meme q eDne unb biz
dltell 3rffnfS

Saletrotten (entriiitet gum Direfs
ior). ~6err GirsttDr, 0as 1T elm Sfans
bal! g8ir Iollen Diefs olten Sritots anz
5ie9sn mo lauter o6ter orin itnol~
Dtrettor nA6er ods Iino gon8 nelte
Hoitiime, meme Dumen Su Der reuen
Repue loIlen sic bic Straben 6ieIer
StaOt poriielen
Der Deutsche correspondent. [volume] (Baltimore, Md.) 1841-1918, 1914-10-18
,Wl a nnes" "G to ia.

ullnldngF lisfit 9u nod in Rod
den umber ieit mann trdsit Du bsnn
9Dsden. @Ieiner2"
auirps ngOr oFei Sagsn bin i9
planp geporoen"
Der Deutsche correspondent. [volume] (Baltimore, Md.) 1841-1918, 1914-10-18
ipenn 0u miibfeHi

penn Du piiBteItl
Dlariecben S6miot gina pie in eis
nem Sralim, genoB Oie @egenpart uno
pogte nit feinem @e0anien bic 8its
tunft 81 berii5ren. Sic mar BON gfas
oensba9en Der 10 griinolid an
oas epise 9amento i6rer trdntIi9ea
Verpanoteu seip06nt, OaB Iie Serrn
Wfullers Hld9en ais 0ur6aus auni
tdgli4eu 8rOo ge60rig 9inna6m.
N9. ipie piiroe Bic 9leile enoen
Das S6idfal bate Serrir D1lQer
nl9t pegen Der SonitGtsrGt6in ION
bern pesen ibrer g}idte nd9 9usern
oirigiert. @ines Sages 6ielt er in elm
fa4er. ober piiroiger Sorm i'm bas
itiae 6roulein an. Isle miiifen meine
6rdii perOen, Ularieten,~ Iaate ,r
nGmlid, nSie iinb oas erIte pei6li6e
Beien, oas MID ie in meinem Qeben
bat ausreOen loiIen. Sic Iollen es
iebr gut BEL mir 6oben mein lie6es
&ino. aber natiirli9 miiiien sic au2
Elm gang Helm penig HiidiiHt ailf mid
ne6men.4
MarieGens glugen filten Iia nit
S6rdnen uub pis in ilnglGubieem
Stninen faltete iie bic Sdnoe. Serr
W1iiLler dber 3os iie an ieiHe gruf,
iiiBte freunOli9 ben bldfen N2dO6en=
numb, Der i6m enteegen3iitefte, ino
na6m poblpOaeno bas itamnelnoe
9el0bniB bin. bdB Wlarie9en alles
tbun ipolle, Inn ibn gliidli9 gu MAIDEN.
Sic mar BON SyagenO aif ni9ts onbes
res geipobnt. bas islbitloie @ei90pf,
ais BON bem ggoismus i6rer hinge
bung O0lis aufge3ehrt 5u perben.
6err Wiiller bralfte alfo ni8t einen
2lueenblid au 3peifeln, .OaB er cine
riHtiee Wd6l getroffeH 6a6e
@s tonnte niemanb 8ergniigen be-
reiten, in Oas @eliht bet Santdtsz
rGtbi 5ii Ieben, nac6bem Iie BON bem
Itattgebabten @reigniB erfabren Battle
@rit als lie nit Der GrmIt in 8dhenz
baeen eintraf 6etam iie ibre 3iige 10
melt in @epalt Inn als iegnenOe. miits
tsrliGe @ermitterin Oes ungebetren
Slides auf3utreten, ods Wiorieben
S9mi0t 3utbeil geporoen mar
Der Deutsche correspondent. [volume] (Baltimore, Md.) 1841-1918, 1914-10-18


Die Number zines 9(msis
fennefes. 2luBer ben eigentliden
9lmeiIen ee60reu bic cine cigene
@ruppe bilOenben peiBen Qlmeiien
ober Eermitsn gu ben 2ieblingsobjet-
ten Der SnIettenforifer, benn ibre
2ebensgeno6n6eiten bieten cine gerap
beau unerfh6pflic6e 5iile BON Wun-
bern Bar llnter. Oieicn &it bic Sc
ipobnbeit nanHer aefait4eA gu nen-
nen, pil3gdrten IN ihreii AeItern dns
3ulesen. Die qil5e ioad5fta Bort ipobI
aud BON lslbf, aber bic idlauer Sn=
Ietten baben gelernt, iie 8u jiibten.
Der g1aturFori6er pet9 bat auf Der
Snlel @eblon beobac6tet, 0aB bic bon
ben 9srmiten ge5ii9tetsn pil5e dbn-
li9 pie cine @ortenpflun5s infer Der
6ano 0es MenideH geipiiIe gerdnoe=
runsen erleiDen. Q(uBerDem berlieren
iie dber aud nit Der 3eit ibre Sort.
pflan3ungstr0ft. 9lu6 bieIent llebelz
itdnos aber piiien bic Snietteu gu Be-
gegnen sic bri1gen Oaun ben Pil5
in tugelf0rmieeu MaKen aus benz
g}eft beraus un0 pFlan5en i'm i'm
Greien, bamit er pieoer Samen ent@
pidelt Damn lHleppen bic Sermi.
ten bic Somen ms gleit 3uriid, Inn
nun BON neuem nit Der 8u4t 8u be-
ginnen Rcin @drtner t0nntc per-
itGnoieer uuO 3nedmdBissr 6ailoeln.
Sine beIon0ere 3erniitenart, bic, i9
our9 cine idpqr3s 5Grbing aus5eib-
net, baut ibr g}eit in boblen 9dumen.
@s beitebt aus elmer eiil3igen Ba6e,
Die bon 0iinnen gepunoenen Pldtt=
den umgeben ipiro. Dieie iinO in I'M,
regelmdBiger Dirt perbunoen 81 elmer
i9pommdbnliben W1dfe nit 6reiten
Durdgdngen 5piiden ben biinuen
WdnOen QLls 9aumaterial cienen
ben Snietien bic peri9iebenIten Stofz
fe, bic erit burh zen m}ugsr Der 2(r-
better un0 Solodten bi10urG gehen
miiiien DieIe grfrcmenie iiiD 5r=
fdmmeneeIeBt aus qil3fdosn, Slatt.
itilden Oeri6leoener Yfldn3eu unD auz
6erem. Ho9 eritaunlider als bic Be-
oba9tung zines iolden 9ermitenboI.
tes beim gleitbau IinO bic ProseFioz
men, bic in itrenqer S.Onuuq ausee-
fi1rt peroen I'm 3u fouragiren. 9ieIe
art le6t bauptid9li4 bon gepiIien
Blenten bon loderem 8epabe, Die eli
men Stein ooer Baum oft mie nit ei-
em 9ulDer iiber3ieben. Dic 1ls6teu
fel6it Iin6 aber niht bic cieentli1e
giabrung, Ionoern pin3igs Qagen, bic
iDieoerun iii ben 8ledien ent9alten
limb. Pil3e lperben oon ben I9pars
sen Sermitetl our9dus berfbmdbt
gn0 nint einmal aneeri6rt, penn fib
bic SnIetten in Der Gisfabr elmer Sun.
gersnoib befin0en.
Ottumwa tri-weekly courier. [volume] (Ottumwa, Iowa) 1903-1916, 1914-05-26

In the first place our men who read
the meters are not In the habit Of
making mistakes.
MOP
I'VE employ capable fellows who.
know their business and 1t u utterly
impossible for mistake to be made.
If you were charged $3.50 for gas last
month, you may be dead certain that
you burned exactly that much and no
more" i.>.s
But I wanted to-
The bill will have to be paid or -
will take out your meter!''
"Oh, I'm perfectly willing 70 pay
the $780,"
Then don't kick
II merely wanted to state that We
burned gas night and day during the
month, owing to sickness, and that the
bill should have been at least so. OF
course, If you don't want to correct It
I'm perfectly satisfied. How about it,"
But the man in the G IS Office had
collapsed.
Ottumwa tri-weekly courier. [volume] (Ottumwa, Iowa) 1903-1916, 1914-05-26
A Question Settled

rFTER she had said yes they began
to talk about their future. She
= observed:
Now. brown stone front on
Swellville Avenue would be about our
style--say two hired girls at frst
and"
"My idea. dearest. is to live with
your father for year or so until we
save a little money. and then"
Live with my father! Not much.
sir! insist upon having house of
my own--servants Of my own"
but, darling, think of the snap we
would have--think what we could
save-think-!"
Impossible, sir!"
tits the best PLAN"
Then we won't be married If can't
have my own way" @
IT must have my own way, too"
She was In tears-he was pale and
determined. After few minutes the
father in question softly entered the
room and said:
children. / have decided that when
you get married l shall come and live
with you for the rest Of my life"
Ottumwa tri-weekly courier. [volume] (Ottumwa, Iowa) 1903-1916, 1914-05-26
Fly Fame

T seems very simple thing
To kill the little flies.
You are so big and they so small
And you so very wise.
You chase one with a spatter round
The room most everywhere.
You bring it forward with a slap
Alas, he isn't there.
~ HE little fly is very fly.
He lodges we'll your blow;
He leads you on a merry chase
And thinks you pretty slow.
And fame and fortune are the same.
Just like the flies, / swear.
You make swoop to scoop EN- in
Alas, they are not there!
Ottumwa tri-weekly courier. [volume] (Ottumwa, Iowa) 1903-1916, 1914-05-26
Narrow Escape

Il AIRY, dear" said the anxious
IN Wife, don't you think you are
~ giving too much attention to
baseball?"
mo, love- 1t Is the greatest of out
door sports, and you know 1 must
have some relaxation from business
II realize that, but 1 fear you are
becoming SO devoted to it that it is
working on your mind
Where did you get such an idea?"
THE other night heard you talk
ing about highballs in your Sleep"
Ottumwa tri-weekly courier. [volume] (Ottumwa, Iowa) 1903-1916, 1914-05-26
Hypotf, < ical

~ EFT me- said the stranger at the
baseball &c e, ask you q hypo-
"a thetical qu es .lon."
go ahead"
"Supposinr that had 10 cents and
desired to less an exhibition Of the
manly sport ms e the Enclosure, the
price beng IS cents, and supposing
that were 10 ar oroach you for the Is
cents necessary to fruition of my
hopes. what we aid you say?
That's easy. I'd say, Lend me the
10 cents, as l have just Is cents my
self and am rabid fam"
Thus after all this subtle eloquencs
there IS nothing doing.
Ottumwa tri-weekly courier. [volume] (Ottumwa, Iowa) 1903-1916, 1914-05-26
Putting One Over

y ELLO."
~ "Well?'
rs this the gas company"
~ es."
My gas bill for the last month is
$3.50"
"Well?"
That is away off, and"
The Commonwealth. [volume] (Everett, Wash.) 1911-1914, 1914-02-12
EDITORIAL CENSORSHIP.

Tho article printed below, from the
pen OF Comrade Emil Herman, is full
OF good filings at capitalism and It's
products. But the editor does not
agree with the whole alphabet. He is
opposed TO the preaching of sabotage.
And he does not believe that the letter
J of the alphabet is defined with dis
erection. Socialists. more than any
others, should use tact wherever pos
sible. We're after the non-Socialist;
and there is a way to not get him.
But we believe in publishing the con
tributions of comrades just as received
whenever this is possible. Don't
blame the editor for views expressed
over some other fellows signature.