Morgan County republican., 1914-06-18
WHAT DOES THIS MEAN !

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Western Morgan Booster" who
claims in the title, or head. that it
pertains to politics, and which the
Republican has been requested by
friends to answer. but owing to the
tact that neither the Republican
editor nor any OF the many political
interpreters of myth. residing in
"poor Versailles, are able to trans
late the article, we kindly suggest
that the daddy" OF that "hog-waSh"
write it IN plain English or dictate it
to Editor llarrell. giving him the
right to edit the intended article so
as to make sense. We are reproduce
ing it ior the good it may contain
that we are unable to see either to the
writer or the Republican party.
Here it is:
WESTERN MORGAN BOOSTER WRITES
ABOUT POLITICS.
The mad scramble tor county jobs
is on. We may see onr fields oi wav-
ing corn 20 down under the bllstering
sun-rays, we may have t. eat boiled
wheat and drink oakbark tea, but, we
who can smoke Cigars-this is cam
p plign year and we need no, want for
them. Oh. tha, the candidates could
buy our corn drink, We would
scratch our ticket ior one tha, could
do that, Ell?
1t seems that Versailles will do the
scratching in tins campaign. Yer
salles would never scratch for A
drink, because they have always had
plenty Of that whether the county was
wet or not. lIa-ha--h a-a-h, But
the question is: What will Versailles
do il she don't get men on the ticket
that she wan,so Now over here in
the west part, say from HoylcrS Mill
to Syracuse, we are going to do it
together this time. We have been
fighting each other long enough.
Watch us.
The campaign promises to be the
wnrmeSt for several years. There will
be some real fighting. Some fellows
who have been handling the lead
wires are threatening to cnt current,
and SO ont here We Will use our
lamps, (Which will also be done in
most parts of the County.) Bright
idea. too.
But say, ahont NcrSallcs 1t isn't
A drink that Versailles wants most
r.St now, (although they are coming
or sending pretty oi'cn.) Lstcn
readers. Versailles wants a road
machine bad Bad. Bad, (Let,
buy one from Fred HaGenah and glv,
1t to 'cm)
Poor Versailles. Stc always hat
everything her own way until NtoveI
got on the map. But Slnvcr SAYS
play fair; don't throw a good maI
out lust because he won't listen /,
you ever time.
And Versailles wants road ma
chine and wants Stpvcr to help then
get it. P,haw. Why Ben Argen
bright down here viii make 'cn one
# they Il furnish the material. Say
boys, we took the Fair away from
Versailles: lets Ch,p in and buy 'eu
a road machine.
Say. it looks good for the Demo-
Gratis. cause Versailles will raise 'cl
II things don't 90 to suit 'em. She :
always hosscd politics, you know.
Bu, say. # we offer to buy Versatile
a road machine and she don't take i
and shut up, She needs darn goo'
Spankn'.
Western Morgan Booster.
lIurrah for the boys from ives
Morgan, Hope you all win.
Poor pitiablc, ignorant ewes
Morgan Booster.' if you mean Il
infer that Versailles will follow tn
example of S,ovcr in the campalgl
OF 1910, by not supporting tn
nominees Of the party, you are in
deed deludcd seIf-conceited ass
The "rule or ruin policy has n
part in politics in Versailles. 1t
perfectly right that West Morga
stand by her sons to man if she be