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Other American League Games
Tigers Land Great Game.

DETROIT, April 3o.-A sensational
pitchers battle. with the leadership Of
the league as it's prize. went eleven
innings yesterday before Detroit de-
feated Chicago. to 0. The game was
lost by one twirler and won by the
other.
Cicotte and Dubuc pitched superb
ball. but in the final inning the Chi
cago hurler weakened under the strain.
He passed Moriarty and when Stanage
hunted Cicotte threw wildly over
Weaver's head in an attempt to re-
tire Moriarty at second. The latter
went to third and scored on Dubucs
sacrifice fly to Collins Score:
Detroit .........0 o o 0 o . o o o Ii
Chicago cocoa. D o o D o . . 90
Sacrifice hits-Schalk. Weaver. Bode. Sacrifice
ey-Dubuc. Stolen bases--Chase. Collins. kav
snaugh. Double plays Morisrty, Kayauaugh
and Burns; Bush and Burns Blackburne, Weaver
aud Chase. Left bases-Chicago. 10: Detroit,
4 First base on bails-On Duhuc. :: of Cicotte
? Struck out-By Dubuc ); by Cicotte. /. I'm
plres-Messrs O'Lou2hlin and Hildebrani. Time
III yame-l hour and IS minutes
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Walsh's Homer Beats Boston.

NEW YORK. April S0.-Walsh's home
run into the left field bleachers in the
fourth inning yesterday enabled New
York to defeat Boston in the first game
of the season, l to o. Fisher pitched
brilliantly for the home team. and was
we'll supported. Leonard and Bedient
also pitched a strong game for Boston.
The score:
New York -.......... u q o . u Il
Boston .-.-......... % y u y % 90
First base on errors-New York. /. Two-bas
hit-Janvrin. Home run-Walsb Sacrifice hits
Yerkes, Sweeney and Leona I'd. Stolen bases-En-
Ele, Janvrin and Speaker. Left on bases-Boston.
4 New York, Z. Double pay-Scott, lerkes and
Engie. Bases on bais-0h Fisher, .: OF Leonard,
d in six innings. OF Bedient, in two innings.
Umpires-Messrs Dineen and Connolly. Time of
rame-I hour and % minutes.
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runs, and these, with one each in the
first and eighth innings, were enough
to win from Cleveland 6 to 8. The score
st. Louis .-.......... o o Re
Cleveland ...-.-..... o o y o 2 . 0 Ia
ten. Hits-on Mitchell. in two innings ,none
out IN third; OF Collamore. in six innings.
Stolen base. Shotten, Pratt, Crossin. Wares,
TO Wares to I4ary. Left on bases-Cleveland, s;
ST. Louis. .. First base on balls-On Mitchell 4;
of James. g. of Collamore, .. Hit by pitcher
By Collanore. uearyl Struck out-By James
2: by Mitchell. }; by Collamore .. Passed hall
Crossin Wild pitch : Collamore Empires
Messrs. Chill and sheridan. Time Of game
hours and IL minutes.
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MINOR LEAGUE GAMES.

FEDERAL LEAGUE.
St Louis. g.; Buffalo. 8.
Indiana polls, .: Pittsburgh. o.
Chicago, 2: Baltimore, /.
Kansas City, 10; Brooklyn, Z.
AMERICAN ASSOCIATION.
Louisville 8: st. Paul. o.
indianapolis Minneapolis; rain.
Columbus. 20: Kansas City. 3.
INTERNATIONAL LEAGUE.
Buffalo. 6; Jersey City. 2.
Toronto, 1; Newark. o.
Baltimore, A. Montreal. l.
Providence Rochester: rain
SOUTHERN ASSOCIATION.
Montgomery, o; New Orleans, 2.
Atlanta, 8; Memphis, l..
Mobile, ?; Birmingham. 2. Game called in
&c Chattanooga Nashville: rain
PACIFIC COAST LEAGUE.
At PortIand-Portland, q; San Francisco, 3.
At Los Angeles-Los Angeles, 3: Venice, Z.
VIRGINIA LEAGUE.
Richmond ID: Norfolk. s.
Porss%ouths; 4 Is reterse SsE, O.
EASTERN ASSOCIATION.
At New London-New London-Pittsneld: wet
sr At Hartford : New Britain Hartford: wet
At New Haven-waterbury-Nsw Haven; wet
At Sprinsfeld-sp Springfield, 2; bridgeport, o.
COLLEGE BASE BALL RESULTS.
West Point. 49, Bucknell, g.
Lshigh, .: :. J: U; 2:
Elon College, 2; V. ?. L, !.
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NATIONAL LEAGUE.

TODAY. TOMORROW.
Cincinnati at Pittsb'gh. st. Louis at Chicago.
St Louis at Chicago Cincinnati at Pittsb' N
New York at Boston. New York at Boston.
Phila. at Brooklyn. Phila. at Brooklyn
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No Game Today-Rain.

PHILADELPHIA, April 3O.-It
started raining here early this
morning, and as It continued un-
til noon Manager Mack called off
tOday's contest between the Ath-
letics and Nationals.
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Browns Trim the Maps.

ST. LOUIS, Mo. April Ca combina-
ton of hits and errors in the third inning
yesterday afternoon gave st Louis four
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FFavre de Grace RACES
SIX RACES DAILY

Every Day Until May S.
speeial Trains: b. O. r. r.. II O'Clock
| noon; Penna. r. r.. l2:1o pm. Fare. round
trip $1.50.
Admission TO srandstand and paddock. $3.50.
FIRST RACE. PAS PM
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Hits-On Engel. in ) innings: of Ayers. 2 IL
innings: of Houck. 5 in innings; OF Bressler
in % inning; of Boardman, in 1-3 innings
Double plays-Collins to McInnis. 2; Henry te
Foster. Triple play-Gandil, Foster to Mcbride
Left on bases Warrington, g.; Philadelphia. g.
Umpires-Messrs Egan and Evans. Time Of
game-2 hours and 40 minutes.
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SCHEDULES.
AMERICAN LEAGUE.
TO-DAY.

TODAY. TOMORROW.
Washington at Phtla. Washington at Phila.
Boston at New York. Boston at New York.
Cleveland at st. Louis. Cleveland at st. Loufs
Chicago at Detroit. Chicago at Detroit.
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walked to get Henry. He hit safely into
left and two runs came home Shanks

flied out.
In the eighth hit by Daley. an error
by Morgan and a sacrifice fly gave the
Athletics their final run and in the ninth
the Nationals cinched it on Fosters hit.
followed by Gandil's safe drive. which
sent him to third. and Henry's long sac
rifice fly. The score:
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NATIONAL LEAGUE.
Pittsburgh. II Chicago. o
Cincinnati. ;. 5 ISt. Louis. ;. g
Philadelphia. 6 Brooklyn. -. 2
New York-BostOn-Rain.
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INTERNATIONAL LEAGUE.
Buffalo, 6; Jersey City, 2.
Toronto, 1; Newark. o.
Baltimore, 4; Montreal. I.
Providence Rochester: rain.
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sOUTHERN ASSOCIATION

Montgomery, 9; New Orleans, 2.
Atlanta, 8; Memphis, l..
Mobile, 2; Birmingham. 2. Game called IN
thirteenth inning: darkness.)
Chattanooga Nashville; rain
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FEDERAL LEAGUE.
st. Louis. 8; Bufalo. s.
Indiana polls, .: Pittsburgh. o.
Chicago, 2: Baltimore, /.
Kansas City, 10; Brooklyn. Z.
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pACIFIC COAST LEAGUE.

At Portland-Portland, 4: San Francisco, ;.
Al Los Angeles-Los Angeles, 8; Venice, Z.
At San FREDERICKSBURG, S; Sacramento, l..
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AMERICAN ASSOCIATION.

Louisville, 8: st. Paul. o.
Milwaukee, 4: Cleveland, 8.
Indianapolis Minneapolis; rain.
Columbus. 20: Kansas City, 8.
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Bressier and Boardman. both of whom
worked in yesterdays game. are big
strapping men. who may be developed
into mighty good pitchers. though, they
are still very green. Neither is apt TO
be of much help to the champions this
season, however In fact. unless the I'M
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Totals. % 9 . 2 ; 3
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expected happens, and some of these re-
cruit pitchers develop during the sum
mer. Mack admits that he is not going
to have easy sailing. Great as is the
Athletics hitting, it is doubtful If they
can Offset the weakness of their pitchers.
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VIRGINIA LEAGUE.
Richmond. ID: Norfolk. s.
Portsmouth. Z: Petersburg, 0.
Roanoke, II; Newport News, 8.
Western liberal. (Lordsburg, N.M.) 1887-1919, 1914-10-02
THE BATTLE OF MARATHON.
And the Mound Under Which ths Old
oreoIan horees Rest.

GrootaH Hoeoeo Rest
A great Grecian landmark n the
Soros. the mound erected over the
graves Of lO2 Athenians who fell IN
the battle OF MarathOn. Aug. u, 40
B. Q. The mound Is about forty fest
high and 300 yards In circumference.
Underneath the mound lie the heroes
who died in this most decisive victory
which prevented the Persians from In
vadlng Europa
The battle had hardly begun when
the Persians In Immensely superior
force. doubtless ten to one. pulled
themselves together and by sheer mass
broke through the Greek center. but
this had been calculated upon before
hand. Mlltiades employed strategy.
making his line weak at the center.
and allowed the persians 10 break In.
Then. with his heavy masses at the
ends. he ground the Persian wings 10
pieces nad fell upon their center. The
most stubborn lighting. apart from the
battle at the ships. was probably at
this spot, half a mile from the shore
Six thousand four hundred persians
lay on this plain and along the shore.
while 1872 men OF Marathon lay wrap
ped In glory on the tield
1t was long suspected that the be-
roes Of Marathon were buried under
the mound. but Mr.. Stnis, one OF the
Greek ephOri Of antiquities. studying
the plain. came to the conclusion that
the surface OF the soil had been raised
by alluvial deposits eight to ten feet
above the level of 400 b. z. In 1890
he drove a trench with a downward
slant into the center Of the mound
and found the bones Of the heroes
With their weapons beside them
Strand Magazine
Western liberal. (Lordsburg, N.M.) 1887-1919, 1914-10-02
LURE OF THE OPIUM PILL
And the Way the Cost PiISs Up as u
EnslaVSs lie Victim.

EnnlaVsa ita Victim.
In the American Magazine appears
an article entitled "a Modern Opium
Eater" written by former newspaper
man. who became a victim Of the
habit and Is now convict in a peni-
tentiary. The following extract from
his article gives an idea OF the amount
Of money required by an opium eater:
~By this time the cost Of opium had
become very apprecinble and perma-
nent expense. From a few pills at hrut
! Increased my allowance day by day
until It took thirty or forty fun IA Chi
neSe measures; there are seventy-six
fun In an Ounceh to give me the mental
relief craved. The physical craving
the bOdy'S demand for lt--can be salts.
fed With approximately the same
amount each day. The mental craving
the minds demand-increases daily.
What satisfies tonight Is too little to-
morrow. aud so on. To feel even nor.
NAL ! now needed three or four times
the half dozen pills which at 6rst had
given me such exquisite pleasure. To
get the exhilnration. the soOthed nerves,
the cOntentment craved, /, like each OF
the millions before me, had to use more
and more each day.
'"Thlrty-six fun Of opium at retail
costs, ut an average. S.. A hfty cent
tip to my cook and a quarter for the
privilege Of the room In which / smOk-
ed made my habit cost me about "a a
day. which made ghnstly hole in even
the good salary earned. | began to
buy my opium by the can. paying from
S25 to $40 for tins averaging 400 fun
The elimination Of the retaner's pront
helped temporarily. but the ever In
creaslng demands OF my habit soon
OVercame the saving"
Western liberal. (Lordsburg, N.M.) 1887-1919, 1914-10-02
BRINGING DOWN A PICTURE


Honnsr Had Way Of Making the
Louvre ofNeisiS See the Light.
ItiBa pity that Henner Is dead. he
had found an excellent means to force
the conservators at the Louvre to bring
down the pictures that he judged had
been placed too high. He made use
Of this method in the case OF 'Sn-
same au Balm" c'Susanna at the
Bath'O OF Tintoretto.
Twenty years ago this masterpiece
was hung In the gallery four meters
from the door.
Henner was furious at this injustice.
But he did not permit his anger to APP
pear aeonEanted himself with com.
ing froh time to time in the morning
before the visitors were numerous in
the halls and In the most courteous
tone requesting the keepers to furnish
him a large double ladder.
The Keepers referred the matter to
the conservators. saying thnt this lad.
der was asked by NJ. Henner, and they
were impressed with the necessity Of
responding to the wish Of the old mas
ter.
Then be placed the ladder before su-
sanna. mounted the steps slowly and.
when at the top. remained q quarter
Of an hour absorbed In the contempla-
ton OF the marvellous painting.
He then descended as phlegmatically
and. with a fine smile. said in his Al
satan jargon: "Merci pour Pejelle. Je
suis dres gontentr ('Thanks for tho
ladder. am much pleasedP0
He went through this maneuver half
q dozenltimes at intervals.
At last the cOnservators understood.
They had "Susanne au Balm" unlock
ed and gave 1t a place OF honor in the
square salon. where 1t Is nOw.-Cn de
paPia.
Western liberal. (Lordsburg, N.M.) 1887-1919, 1914-10-02
sooks Made BY slaves.

Some publishers in ancient Rome
could turn out books rapidly and
cheaply. A publisher Of the Angus
tan era produced 1000 copies OF the
second book Of Martial In ten hours,
and these, sold ut about II cents
apiece. gave him a profit OF 100 per
cent This was done By employing
slaves carefully trained to write swift.
ly and legibly. Working in patches OF
100. with an Overseer debating the
book in hand. the task was completed
In a very short time. As soon as the
copies were written they were revised.
corrected, rolled up and bound. Be
ing slaves. the men required only
maintenance from their master. and
thus he could afford to sell their pro
ducti0ns at very low rate.
Western liberal. (Lordsburg, N.M.) 1887-1919, 1914-10-02
COULD SCARCELY
! WALK ABOUT

believe / wohd have died o ! hadn't
taken Il.
After ! began taking carduI, was
greatly helped, and ali three bottles re-
lieved me entirely.
! fattened up, and grew 90 much
stronger In three months, I felt like an
other person altogether"
cardd Is purely vegetable and gentle
acting. Its ingredients have a mild, tonic
effect, on the womanly constitution.
Cardui makes for increased strength,
improves the appetite, tones up the ner-
vOuS system, and helps to make pale.
saIlOw cheeks, fresh and rosy.
CardId has helped more than a million
weak women, during the past 50 years.
II viii surely do ior you. what It has
done for them. Try cardui today.
Writs %; chatisnOosa Medicine Co, Ladles. A.
Nlsofy Dept. Chattanooga, Tenh.. for Sp0cial Ia
siructtOns on your case and 6t-paae book, Hone
IfeatAsns tes Wo0ea'" ssaa u Dlala vEapOsI. -
Western liberal. (Lordsburg, N.M.) 1887-1919, 1914-10-02
Height Of Waves.

Among the most trustworthy scien-
tinc measurements of ocean waves ale
those OF Lieutenant Paris Of the
French navy. The highest waves
measured by him were in the Indian
ocean between the Cape Of Good Hope
and the island OF St Paul Thirty
waves measured during a northwest
gale there averaged twenty-niDe and
One-half feet in height. and six Of
them. following one another with
beautiful regularity, were thirty-seVen
and One-half feet In height Some still
higher waves were seen. but not meas
ured- In q moderate breeze the length
OF a wave was found 10 be about
twenty-five dimes its height but IN q
gale only eighteen times. - LORdon
GlOba.
Western liberal. (Lordsburg, N.M.) 1887-1919, 1914-10-02
SINKING SHIPS.
10 Completely Submerged They Must
Go to the Bottom.

" Complototy ouDmeF0oo They Wuag
Go to the Bottom.
Answering a correspondent who
writes: II am very anxious to nnd out
whether a ship will sink II the bottom
OF the ocean is at great depth or. at
least. at such depth that the weight OF
the water would be greater than the
weight Of the ship. It Is the opinion
Of many that at a certain depth the
ship would remain suspended instead
OF sinking to the bottom. Please ex-
plain the exact truth OF the matter"
Edgar Lucien Larkln In the New York
American says:
ANY mass that win entirely Eink
below the surface of the ocean will
sink to the bottom OF any sea or ocean
on earth. This is because water Is al
most incompreSsible.
Enormous pressure In hydraulic
presses has been made upon distilled
and also upon sea water, and the d.
minution of volume-that Is, increase
Of density-is only 0.O0O044 for ocean
water for each atmosphere. 1. g., each
addition Of fifteen pounds to each
square inch. Then water soaked wood
would be increased In density by very
nearly the same amount
Hence II all Of the wood In a wood
en- ship sinks below the surface It musk
go TO the bottom. The question OF
reaching the bottom OF the ocean is de-
cided for any kind Of matter Of any
ship or boat by it's behavior at the sur
face If all of the material OF the boat
sinks at all below the surface. then It
will fall to the bottom Of any sea. there
being such a slight increase in density
OF water at the bottom Of the deepest
ocean"
Western liberal. (Lordsburg, N.M.) 1887-1919, 1914-10-02
TRIcK QE THE FuNMEL.



To biow vas 4 Ahdle. alng a funnel
70 blow fargueh. seems ridlculously
easy thing b. Do. But ask any friend
Of yours % try 4 and see what hap
pens. Zen to ona be win try to blow
through khe cup 90 as 70 force hia
breath fhPough the natrew neck OF the
funnel, Az this ia not an ensy thing
to. do hs Wi aatten mouth aud nose
in bis endeavora while trying 70 forca
his face into tho small cup. Then be
will reverse the funnel aud blow Into
the neck and when 10 dOes not sue
ceed In sRtiRsnishina the light he viii
blow harder ana harder ana finally
he win admit that be is beaten.
In BID inR flirouah fhs neck of tis
funnel d has directed the funnel al.
rectly a t9e Light 81 that the Game is
exacai1 0pposite to tha pluca shsre enc
neck Ofaunnel Joins the cup. You, on
taking ths funnel from him. incline the
tunnel 20 that lts upper edge is on q
level With the light You blow gently.
The Light Il extinguished at the first
pun without any Of the desperate eS-
fort which your friend put forth.
II yOu ponder moment you will
realize Why you succeeded and why
your friend failed. HIS breath on en-
tering the cup or funnel spread in all
directiops, and the tiny current OF air
was dispersed upward and downward.
so that, as he neatly leveled the center
Of the funnel at the fame, NO current
Of air ever reached t.
You. on the contrary. hold the upper
wall OF the funnel on a level with the
lame. Tho current OF air started by
your breath. on reaching the edge
Of the wall. streamed onward In the
direction given It by the restraining
wall and On reaching the flame snuffed
It out--Ruston American.
Western liberal. (Lordsburg, N.M.) 1887-1919, 1914-10-02
And For Three Summers Mrs. Vim.
cent Was Unable to Attend to
Aay Of Her HOusswOrk.

Pleasant Hill, N. CT suffered lol
three summers" writes Mrs. Walter
Vincent, Of this town, "and lhe tliIrd and
last time, was my worst.
Ihad dreadful nervous headaches and
prOstratIon. and Was scarcely ablS 10
walk about. Could not do any Of my
houSework.
] also had dreadful pains In my bach
and sides and when one Of those weak,
sinking spells would come on me,
woudd have 10 give up and lie down,
until Il wore off.
] was certainly In a dreadful state Of
health, when finally decided to Try
cardu. the WOman's tonIe. and I firmly
Western liberal. (Lordsburg, N.M.) 1887-1919, 1914-10-02
Tax On Hata.

Not only have hats at various times
been shbiect to taxation, but have
even been made the subject OF special
laws. Thus In Henry Wills reign none
was allowed to sell hats at a largeI
price than 20 pence or caps for more
than 2s- 30.
Some compensation, however, foS
this interference with free trade could
be found in the fact that In 1871 on
Sundays and holidays every one above
seven years Of age was required to
wear q cap Of wool Of English make
under penalty OF Q farthings' hns for
every days neglect-London OhrOni-
Ella III
Western liberal. (Lordsburg, N.M.) 1887-1919, 1914-10-02

AS an illustration Of the veneratiOn
With which the Argyll family was re-
garded in ROseneath parish years ago
Principal Storey. then minister Of the
parish. used to relate that one Of his
pariShioners In detailing to the dukes
factor some grievances he had sustain.
ed from n neighbor added. "And. mair
than that. he had the impudence tRe
strike me in the presence o his gracs's
Observation-Disclosures Gazette.
Western liberal. (Lordsburg, N.M.) 1887-1919, 1914-10-02
m. Rsbhlt.s danger aInn.I.

So long as It sits Still the ordinary
rabbit Is almost indistinguishabls in q
ield Of bFacken, stubble or dry grass.
but as soon as II begins to run toward
It's burrOw the white patch on Its tail
betrays II This white patch. which
at first seems like a failure Of adaptA-
tion, has its special functiOn-it acts
a. a danger signal TO the young rabbits
and shows them the way by which
they can escape from the threatened
danger.-LOndOn Mail.
Western liberal. (Lordsburg, N.M.) 1887-1919, 1914-10-02
FrOm on. rhlnn 70 Another.

I'VE sent Gladys Ann to cooking
school to get her mind or her piano
playing" said Mr.. Cumrox.
"Did the plan succeedT
"Yes. Now we're trying to persuade
her to study political economy 30 a.
to get her mind Oh the eOoLdng."-
Washington Star.
Western liberal. (Lordsburg, N.M.) 1887-1919, 1914-10-02

Dawson. the Yukon capital. and
Fairbanks. its near Alaskan nsighbOT,
are. next to Hammerfest. in Norway,
the farthest north cities in the world.
and at the latitudes OF siXty-three and
Sixty-1ve have such comfortable appur-
tenances as electric lights, daily news
papers and pipe organs.
Western liberal. (Lordsburg, N.M.) 1887-1919, 1914-10-02
A KIM WIsh Fer Methe..

The nve-yearOld found his mother
looking a bit unhappy.
Have you a pain. muvver1" he ask
ed sYmpathetically. When she nodded
be thought q minute and then sx-
claimed:
II wish a fairy would come and turn
your pain into a piece Of cake" Then
the small boy asserted himself over
the angel child. adding. "And would
eat tt."-New York Sun.
Western liberal. (Lordsburg, N.M.) 1887-1919, 1914-10-02
On. Of th. Family.

Btranger-I notice your name is De
MaryOn. Are you related to the
wealthy De MaryOns OF BelgraviaI
Poor but Respectable De MaEyon--
l am a-a distant relative. sir.
"Indeedl How distantT'
well. sir. aS distant as they can
keep meT'
Western liberal. (Lordsburg, N.M.) 1887-1919, 1914-10-02

The vicar-l'm surprised az you.
Alggs. Why, look at me can go
into the town without coming back In
toxieated. Miggs-Yesh. zur. But Of
b 50 pOpnlar.--London Telegrsph-
Western liberal. (Lordsburg, N.M.) 1887-1919, 1914-10-02
New classiReation.

The Census Taker-How many are
there In that bunch OF POrtuguesaI Tue
Landlady-six. A Portuguese. POT-
tugander and four little POrtngOslIngS.
Chicago News.
Western liberal. (Lordsburg, N.M.) 1887-1919, 1914-10-02
Mhnt RuIaa a. Morld.

When Napoleon caused the names OF
bis dead soldiers to be inscribed on the
face Of Pompey's pillar some one crit
icised the act as "a mere bit OF imagi-
nation" That Is true" replied Ma
poleOn. but imagihatioh rules the
Western liberal. (Lordsburg, N.M.) 1887-1919, 1914-10-02
un 70 ua.

The human race is dying out"
"Let pOsterity worry over that"
"HOw aggravating you are, Maltrav-
srsl There won't be any pOsterity."-
Louisville COurier-J JOurnaL
Western liberal. (Lordsburg, N.M.) 1887-1919, 1914-10-02
A suaoestIon.

"waiter. this knife is blunt and the
steak is like leather"
''Ow'd It do to strOp the knife on the
steak. SirT'-Boston Transcript.
Western liberal. (Lordsburg, N.M.) 1887-1919, 1914-10-02

ibid that dressmaker give yOaF wtfo
a good nt with her new gOWnP
"Yea. and she gave me another With
ltB bill."-LOndOn Standard.
Western liberal. (Lordsburg, N.M.) 1887-1919, 1914-10-02

Hs-Tbsn my welfare Is Of no inter
est to your She-NOt 20 much as yOur
farewell would be. Mr. smitharA-BOs-
ton Transcript.
Western liberal. (Lordsburg, N.M.) 1887-1919, 1914-10-02

We shall never nnd the situation
where courage and cheerfulness will
not avail us more than replning.
Western liberal. (Lordsburg, N.M.) 1887-1919, 1914-10-02

Neither hew down the whole forest
sOr come home without wood, d,-seFVtan
PFoverb.
Western liberal. (Lordsburg, N.M.) 1887-1919, 1914-10-02

In adversely It Ia easy tO despise IIfe.
The true. brave man is ne who can en-
duFe 70 he miserable. Martial
Western liberal. (Lordsburg, N.M.) 1887-1919, 1914-10-02

Caution Is the lower story Of pru.
denee.-C Carlyle.