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Mrs. Grundy. (Tracy City, Tenn.) 1903-1930, 1914-07-30
ELIXIR BABEK WORTH IT'S WEIGHT
IN col N IN TILE uIpPIMEa

IN GOLD IN THE PHILIPPINES.
contracted malaria In 1895, and after u
years fruitless treatment by prominent
Washington physician your Elixir Habek
entirely cured me. On arriving here came
down with tropical malaria--the worst form
and sent home for Babek. Again IL
proved it's value-It is worth its weight In
Gold here, Brasie o'Hagan, Troop e, 9Th
u, s. Cavalry, Balayan, Philippines.
Elixir Babek, 80 cents, all druggists or by
Parcels Post prepaid, from Kloczewski d Co.,
Washington, ID. @.
Mrs. Grundy. (Tracy City, Tenn.) 1903-1930, 1914-07-30
Banda.

Bacon--I see rubber band around
the bell of an alarm clock will lessen
its noise without impairing Its effect
iveness.
Egbert-And II you want more
noise, try brass band around II,
Mrs. Grundy. (Tracy City, Tenn.) 1903-1930, 1914-07-30

Nobody can git any water by break
ing up a chunk of ice with an ak, not
a drop; you have got to thaw 1t out
gradual, jest like mems and women's
prejudices."
Mrs. Grundy. (Tracy City, Tenn.) 1903-1930, 1914-07-30
For Warm DAYS.

why do you call SO often on Miss
Naughty these evenings? You never
did 1t before"
81 know. but she has such freezing
manners"
Mrs. Grundy. (Tracy City, Tenn.) 1903-1930, 1914-07-30
For Called Horses.

When your horse is CALLED. apply
Hanford's Balsam of Myrrh and you
can keep on working. Try It and II
your horse is not cured quicker than
by any other remedy. the dealer will
refund your money. Adv.
Mrs. Grundy. (Tracy City, Tenn.) 1903-1930, 1914-07-30
Saves Money. Too.

Scott-How is 1t that you never go
away during your summer vacations?
Mott don't need to, Most of the
bores leave town and In their absence
have grand, restful time. Boston
Transcript.
Mrs. Grundy. (Tracy City, Tenn.) 1903-1930, 1914-07-30
No. Slx-SlxIY.slx

TINS Is prescription prepared es.
peciaiiy for Malaria or chllls and
Fever. Five or six doses will break
any case. and il taken then as a tonic
the fever will not return. 25c.-Ady.
Mrs. Grundy. (Tracy City, Tenn.) 1903-1930, 1914-07-30
Misunderstood.

Redd---since he took up automobil.
Ing he says he thinks he has consumed
about 10000 gallons of gasoline.
Greene - Is 1t possible? Why. |
thought he had given up his bibulous
habits!
Mrs. Grundy. (Tracy City, Tenn.) 1903-1930, 1914-07-30
RUB-MY-TISM

VIII cure your Rheumatism and all
kinds Of aches and pains--Neuralgia,
Cramps, Collie, Sprains, Bruises, Cuts,
Old Sores, Burns, etc. Antlseptic
Anodyne. Price 25c.--Adv.
Mrs. Grundy. (Tracy City, Tenn.) 1903-1930, 1914-07-30
World 70 Eat Less Meat.

New York.-The city health depart
ment has warned all persons over
forty to eat less meat, declaring it is
largely to blame for the increased
death rate In persons over that age,
Mrs. Grundy. (Tracy City, Tenn.) 1903-1930, 1914-07-30
wIfe,s damn Shocks Husband.

New York.-In her suit for separa-
ton Mrs. William H. Kendall declared
that her husband threatened to throw
her out Of the house because she cried
@damn" after she had hurt her finger.
Mrs. Grundy. (Tracy City, Tenn.) 1903-1930, 1914-07-30
low To Give Quinlne 10 children

PEBRILINE Is the trademark name given to an
improved Quinine. II lisa Tasteless Syrup. pleas
ant to take and does not disturb the stomach
Children take II and never know 1t Is Quinine.
Also especially adapted TO adults who cannot
take ordinary Quinine. Does not nauseate nor
cause nervousness nor ringing In the head. Try
h the next time you need ounine for any pur-
pose. Ask for z-ounee original package. The
name FEBRILlNE Is blown in bottle. as cents
Mrs. Grundy. (Tracy City, Tenn.) 1903-1930, 1914-07-30
Harder 10 Get.

Whats the matter. daughter"
Father, want duke"
THAT can be arranged, my dear ]
was afraid you might want baseball
pitcher"
Mrs. Grundy. (Tracy City, Tenn.) 1903-1930, 1914-07-30
In the AutomohlIe Zone.

F1atbush--Planted anything In your
garden yet?
Bensonhurst-Yes, one dog and one
cat.
Mrs. Grundy. (Tracy City, Tenn.) 1903-1930, 1914-07-30
Best of Proof.

Madge-What makes you think she
loves him SO desperately?
Marjorie-The other evening she sat
out tango and hesitation with him.
Puck.
Mrs. Grundy. (Tracy City, Tenn.) 1903-1930, 1914-07-30
NJ Naturally.

Every time that woman comes in
my establishment, she has fit.
Good gracious! Is she an epilep-
tic?" ..N
mo; I'm her dressmaker."
Mrs. Grundy. (Tracy City, Tenn.) 1903-1930, 1914-07-30

Sore Eyes, Granulated Eyelids and Sites
promptly healed with Roman Eye Bal.
sam. Adv.
Mrs. Grundy. (Tracy City, Tenn.) 1903-1930, 1914-07-30
EnVIous.

Your wife is very fond of dumb ami
mails"
Yes replied Mr.. Meekton; some
times l almost wish had never
learned to talk"
Mrs. Grundy. (Tracy City, Tenn.) 1903-1930, 1914-07-30

Wife--Everything is getting higher.
Husband--oh, l don't know. There's
your opinion OF me and my opinion Of
you, and the neighbours opinion Of
both OF us.--Crescent.
Mrs. Grundy. (Tracy City, Tenn.) 1903-1930, 1914-07-30
Cause and Effect

She looked daggers at me-"
Then, naturally, you must feel con.
siderably cut up"
Mrs. Grundy. (Tracy City, Tenn.) 1903-1930, 1914-07-30

Wright's Indian Vegetable Pills put
the stomach In good condition in a
short time. Try them for Sick stom-
ach. Biliousness and Indigestion. Adv.
Mrs. Grundy. (Tracy City, Tenn.) 1903-1930, 1914-07-30

No man is SO selfish as to keep all
his popularity to himself.
Mrs. Grundy. (Tracy City, Tenn.) 1903-1930, 1914-07-30

DR.. Peery's vermifuge "Desd Shot" kills
and expels Worms in very few hours
Adv.
Mrs. Grundy. (Tracy City, Tenn.) 1903-1930, 1914-07-30

And many slow-going man is will
ing to rush the growler.
Mrs. Grundy. (Tracy City, Tenn.) 1903-1930, 1914-07-30

To remove soreness use Hanford's
Balsam. Adv.
Mrs. Grundy. (Tracy City, Tenn.) 1903-1930, 1914-07-30
precIseIv So,

Wife--In battle of tongues a
woman can always hold her own.
Husband-But she never does
Mrs. Grundy. (Tracy City, Tenn.) 1903-1930, 1914-07-30

Every stage has wings, but that isn't
what makes the chorus girls fly.
Mrs. Grundy. (Tracy City, Tenn.) 1903-1930, 1914-07-30

YOUR OWN DRUGGIST WILL. TELL, you
Try Murine Eye Remedy for Red, Weak, Watery
Eyes and Granulated Eyalids; No smartingSs
just Eye Comfort Write for Book OF the I've
BY mail Free. Murine Eye Remedy o.. Chieaso'
Mrs. Grundy. (Tracy City, Tenn.) 1903-1930, 1914-07-30
Too Much Of One.

First Actor-Did you get a notice
Of your performance last night?
Second Ditto--Yes--a notice to quit.
Mrs. Grundy. (Tracy City, Tenn.) 1903-1930, 1914-07-30

None are so blind as those who don't
believe anything they don't see,
Mrs. Grundy. (Tracy City, Tenn.) 1903-1930, 1914-07-30
A Tin Weddino

AN phwat's tin weddin', Pat?"
"Shure, it's when we've been mar.
ried tin years.
Mrs. Grundy. (Tracy City, Tenn.) 1903-1930, 1914-07-30

II wishes we're automobiles, gasoline
would go up million per cent.
Mrs. Grundy. (Tracy City, Tenn.) 1903-1930, 1914-07-30
Only a Portion.

For poisoned wounds use Hanford's
Balsam of Myrrh ADV.
Mrs. Grundy. (Tracy City, Tenn.) 1903-1930, 1914-07-30

Keep Hanford's Balsam in your
home. Adv.
Mrs. Grundy. (Tracy City, Tenn.) 1903-1930, 1914-07-30
The Day Of the Beaver.

FHc Lay Ut UTE btaVET.
Pat-Did you ever see beaver at
work?
Mike-Sure! On the 18th of March!
Mrs. Grundy. (Tracy City, Tenn.) 1903-1930, 1914-07-30
SAYS GET BACK TO YOUTH
Advice OF Physical Director TO Tired
Business Men About to Take Va
cation Worth Needing.


Business men about to start on their
summer vacations are advised to read
dime novels, smoke cornsilk cigarettes
and act like kids" again. by DR.. Louis
r, Welsmiller, physical director of the
West Side Y. M. C. A. of New York,
His prescription for the rejuvenation
Of businessmen members Of the as
ISOLATION has been posted all over the
associations building. 1t reads:
Forget your dignity, throw away
your staidness, and be kid again
wholesome. fun-loving, boisterous,
dime-novelreading kid-during your
vacation. Many of you men, when
youngsters, used to think 1t great fun
to sneak out behind the barn, with a
cigarette made of corneilk and brown
wrapping paper, It won't hurt you to
try the same thing again. You won't
be able to smoke enough to hurt your
self, and there's no danger of contract
ing the cornsilk habit,
Dime novels make good summer
reading. They are next to the Bible
for vacation reading, but take the b.
BILE along, of course. Many great men
read Nick Carter, Jesse James and
like writings for relaxation. Most Of
you men have come to New York and
have made good Help yourselves to
make good again next winter by be-
ing boy again on your vacation.
Mrs. Grundy. (Tracy City, Tenn.) 1903-1930, 1914-07-30

Important to Mothers
Examine carefully every bottle OF
CASTORIA. safe and sure remedy for
infants and children, and see that II
Bisbee daily review., 1914-12-06
Franciseo Bay Months Before the Great Fair Ope

dash in through the Golden Gate past the wonderful City of Palaces that has grown there Go receive the honors due the winners and the losers of the most spectacular race of it's kind ever run.
 San Francisco bay is one of the fn- est harbors in tho world and by many it Is considered to be the most beauti-
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MINING OFFICIALS
 ARRIVING TO BE ON
 HAND FOR CONGRESS
Director Holmes and Secretary CalIbreath Are First in Phoe- nix and Will Be Followed By Host of Delegates.

PHOENIX, Dec Secretary Jas. F. Calbreath Jr.. Of the American Mining congress, will be here with Dr. Joseph A. Holmes director of the bu- reau of mines tomorrow. according to Assistant Secretary F. L. Walcott With the arrival of the secretary. dele gates will begin streaming into Phoe- nix for the seventeenth annual ses- sion of the great association of mine owners and experts
 Not since the American National Live Stock association assembled here last January, has Phoenix-or Arizona been host to such an important con gress. The mine congress is the third national organization that has se- lected Phoenix as it's meeting place, the other one being the National Irri- gation congress, which met here a number of years ago.
 Messrs. Csllbreath and Holmes have stopped off at Fort Bayard, N M.. to inspect properties there, and will be here Thursday
 On Saturday the retiring president, Carl Sholz of Chicago, will arrive with delegation of eastern mining men, and at various times between now and Monday there will be scores of other nationally known engineers, directors of bureaus and heads of min ing companies coming in. D. w. Brun- ton. second vice-presdent Samuel A. Taylor a former president. and John Dern. another former presiding of ficer win arrive from Denver and the east
 Copies of the official program were : received from Washington yesterday. ! The program forms the basis for this 1 attractive little pamphlet, which is 1 enriched by articles and notices and ] Illustrated with pitures of the off. cers Prominent among the cQntribu- tions are articles on "Arizona. Past and Present" by W E Deity mining editor of The Republican and on Phoenix. Arizona" by Harry Welch secretary of the board of trade
 The mining congress will open the way to great publicity for some of Arzonsis immense mine resources. i Attention will be called to some dis tricts that have never been studied but whose richness Is such that they nill one day, surprAe the world. In addition. the influence of the congress will be used to bring to this state sta tions for mine experlmentatlons, for mine rescue and similar allied works Of the federal buresi of mines. The mine rescue ear from the Colorado district is already on fits way. It will be viewed by thousands on demonstra [. tion day Friday
 An Arizona man win be named as oDe Of the vice presidents, but just { who will receive this honor is moi known
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The announcement recently made Of the increased demand upon the min eral resources of this country by the European war has caused a flood of inquiries at the Bureau of Mines of the University of Arizona Many of these letters involve a slight misun- derstanding of the situation, especial ly a sregards manganese ores.
 There is an abundant supply Of manganese ores in the United States, although the domestic production has been comparatively small The in- crease in the amount imported has created a strong demand for these ores, but they must conform to the " as regards manganese ores
 Manganese ores must be situated so as to be both easily mined and trans ported For commercial purposes they are divided into four classes: First manganese ores; second man ganiferous iron ores; third. mangsn- ferrous silver ores; fourth, manganif erous zinc residium. Although 1t is present in many minerals. by far the greater part is obtained from pyrO- luoite. Commercial manganese must contain at least 35I, of the mangan- csc; manganiferous iron ores must contain an excess of 5et of manganese an dabout 4Ocs iron; manganiferous silver ore values are dependent. Of course. upon the amount of silver present The zinc resldium is not of much importance in Arizona it being an artificial product
 In as much as manganese ores are now selling for SIS to S2O per ton st the iron works. it can be readily sp- preciated that the question of mining and transportation Is an important one. Hence it is useless for prospec- tive prospectors to consider the sale or working of their properties, unless they can be surface mined, or sit ! uated fairly near railroad facilities and otherwise conform to the speci- locations of the trade
 The Bureau of Mines is ready and willing to do all that it can to foster the mining industry, but many letters have come In whioh are hopeless as regards the above specifications Man ganese is an important item, but not SO much In Arizona as some other minerals. owing to the lack of trans portatlon facilities Monzaite sands mercury, bismuth and strontiam ores are not so dependent upon these con ditions, and should therefore, be con sidered as more favorable objects ol search
 In as much as inquiries are coming in every day for minerals other than those which We can outline in this article, 1t should be wise for miners and prospectors to send to Prof Chss F. Wills. Director of the Bureau oi mines, samples and information rela tive to any deposits which they may have, which they could supply in suf ficlent quantity if demanded Tbs Bu reau wishes to learn of eveFytbiaf available within tha state so that i may be of the geestept possible as sistance
Bisbee daily review., 1914-12-06

corinto. Nicaragua; to Saiina Cruz
 Mexico: to San Pedro. Call and ends in San Francisco bay. The finish Of the great race is timed Go occur dur ing the splendid International Yacht Ing Regatta to be held there. and sever al hundred thousand spectators will crowd the finish as the contestants
Bisbee daily review., 1914-12-06
IS READY
 TO RECEIVE OPENLY
 THE MINE CONGRESS
Committe of Entertainment Has
 Prepared Extensively to As- sure Delegates GIimpSeS of
 Vast Wealth of Arizona Valley.

Phoenix has just been visited by a serious fire which destroyed a num- Der Of it's main business buildings. Phoenix, however. can be expected to prove true to Its name, and in the meantime facilities for entertaining inc visiting mining men and their wives during the meeting of the American Mining Congress which starts tomorrow are ample and well matured
 Under the capable chairmanship of Will L. Clarke. an attractive series of local excursions and receptions has been arranged and the delegates and guests will be ctrtain to see Arizona at its best. The program committee has been not less active The subjects announced for discussion include the topics of western mining conditions, mining investments. safety, federal aid to mining and mining schools water-power development. conserva- ton. revision of mining laws and compulsory arbitration - certainly a comprehensive list Many of these topics are controversial and all of them concern matters that mining men should discuss frankly among themselves. Possibly 1t would have been better to abbreviate the program and center it upon a few definite sub jects. since one or two measureably well rounded out conferences accom- l plish more than much desultory speaking.
 We understand that the conference idea is to predominate the meeting in place of the older one Of a series of set speeches. We are glad to see this. as also the persistent study by the congress of the business side of mining It is in this. as we believe, that its largest field of usefulness exists, since it's membership includes non-technical as well as technical meR
 One topic not down upon the pro gram Is sure to ceme up for thought ful disoQssien and that is the future Of The congress itself As is vel known, tie organization has never
Bisbee daily review., 1914-12-06

Though the program of the seven teenth annual convention of the American Mining congress, to be held in Phoenix December I'll is not complete, it is already certain that the convention will be the most in- portant in the history of that organ ization. Compulsory arbitration of labor disputes, wOrkmen's compensa- tion mine taxation, mining invest ments, water supply in desert regions, federal control of water power and many other subjects of vital interest are to come up for consideration. Men of international reputation, such as John Hays Hammond. Otto Ruhl and Senator John w. Shafroth will deliver addresses and take part in the dis cussions.
 Probably more time will be de- voted to compulsory arbitration than to any other topic The labor organi- cations are alive to the fact that this subject is to be discussed in the min ing. congress and that any action talk on by the body will have great weight at Washington Therefore they are planning to send their ablest men to the convention to represent the side of the workmen Among those whom they will send are John P. White of Indianapolis. president of the United Mine Workers of America, and Thom- as Lewis of Columbus who stands high in the councils Of the same or ganization.
 James A. Emery of Washington will open the discussion on compulsory arbitration. Robert Walker and sam uel o. Dunne of Chicago will partici- pate. Right along the same line, Charles Piez of Chicago. will speak on "The Cost of Strikes" Doubtless the speakers on both sides will draw important lessons from the Colorado troubles.
 Mining men generally favor compul- sorry arbitration and many union lead CTS hold the same view There is a widespread belief that the two e!e ments can get together at the mining congress.
 Samuel Taylor of Pittsburgh will open the discussion on workmen' compensation laws. This is a subject Of burning interest at this time. Wash ington appears to be the only state that has a satisfactory statute,
 D. L. Webb. an attorney of Den yer and the worlds leading author ity on mine taxation. is chairman oi the congress's committee on taxation of metalliferous mines and will pre- sent an important report. No state has an entirely satisfactory mine tal law and MT Webb may have som' solution of the question to present
 Time will be eiven to diseusEiop o other phases of the mine tax problem
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UNIVERSITY OF ARIZONA MINES BUREAU FLOODED WITH QUES TONS ON MINERAL
 RESOURCES OF u. S.-MANGANESE ORES

been adequately financed for the work it has undertaken A report made public this year by the ways and means committee showed that membership fees have not yielded enough to meet expenses and that in fact the work of the past few years has been accomplished largely through the self sacrifice of the sec retary Mir. J F. Callbreath, Jr to whom the congress has been chron- ically in delft The matter sgiven especial significance at this time through the circumstance that Mir. Callbreath has had this year to aban- don active work for a time and re- tire to a sanitarium We are glad to report that his health and strength are returning, but great public work such as the congress has ac- complished and such as it has yet to do, ought not to rest so largely on the shoulders of one man. The situation is a grave one and should be frankly faced Important as the work is it should be abandoned for the time un- less adequate support can be assured. We hope no such retreat may be nee essary. and we trust that at the Phoe- nix meeting the members will not only have the enjoyable visitthat is assured, but will also find a way to meet the very pressing needs of the congress itself From Mining and Scientific Press.
Bisbee daily review., 1914-12-06

Should mines be valued for taxation at the prices asked by their owners2 Should the state use its power to pre-. vent mining property being held for purely speculative purposes? Theae and many others win be put square ly up to the delegates.
 Lieutenant overnor W R. Allen of Montana. will present the report of the committee on mining investments, which probably will contain sugges- tions for increasing the confidence of the public in legitimate mining ventures. Ed Rinard editor of Mining Science, published at Denver and Fl. Foster Bain, editor of Mining and Scientific Press. published at San Francisco, will talk on the subject of mining investments.
 The public lands question will be dealt with in an address by Senator John ". Shsfroth of Colorado rec ognized authority. Why Optimism?" 9" is the subject of an address by George Otis Smith. director of the United States geological surtey. Fayette A. Jones. president of the New Mexico School of Mines, is to speak, on min ing in his state. Congressman F. A. Wedgewood of Salt Lake and l.. Brad ford Prince. former governor Of New Mexico, will address the congress on federal control of water power in the west, which is of high importance to the mining industry
 A resolution will be introduced ask ing the geological survey to make a complete survey of water supply in arid regions. At present the govern ment has no data at all on under ground water in wide areas of the west. and other data which it has is i far from complete or reliable It is i contended by mining men that at small expense the government can plat the arid regions into mile squares and put down wells at each intersec- ton This work naturally if Of far more importance to the homeseeker and the farmer than to the miner or prOspector.
 Otto Ruhl of Joplin, Missouri, is the leading authority on zinc mining in the world It was he who gathered and compiled the mass of statistics on zinc and lead which was presented to congress. while the democratic tarin bill was inoubating, He will discpst the needs Of the zinc mining industry
 Julian Joslyn built railroad uI Copper river. in Alaska, overcoming almost superhuman difficulties of q nature never before encountered il railroad constipation Later he selt the read to the goYsBmeat fer lest than it cost te eoastHict. just because he wanted te zee it completed. H' will be st the mining congress enS