Albuquerque morning journal. [volume] (Albuquerque, N.M.) 1903-1926, 1914-02-22

of absorbing interest and enjoys go-
iug to the senate gallery and listening
to debates on issues Of national inn
portHnee The personnel Of official
society including as q does. many OF
the foremost men and women ~ the
day, she considers brilliant and de-
lighifuL lut q lA easy 10 see mat
she is one az those VINO remember
with "a certain wistfulness the inti-
mate ties aud f0at-wcidcd fficdships
of lite n "a small southern town
Mis- Fall WAS born in ClarksFllle,
Texas the daughter of simpson II.
Morgau. member of the Confeder-
ate cnnHresF. and pioneer iu thc de-.
velopmeut 90 The state. AZ tho time
~ h'g death Mrs Falls father owned
$4,000 acrcs Of Itxaa mnd huge
estate which PASSED out uf hits fam
lly before hls children grow 90 ma-
turly.
Sew Mnicn is Mrs. Fails adopted
state. SHE looks upon 10 as home and
tfEHrda its progfcsalvencss Nud its re-
s0urea Nith am "a natives pride AZ
Three Rivers. senator aud Airs. fal
lNt nn sis -th0uHud-aure ranch
Thpir nearest npiehhors are "onh
eight miles away rhcr home is d
huHsp witch all modern improvements
and conycniepces, nnd when there they
keep au automobile iH constant use.
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NYJORHlED ola Lady which
w end ~ the can do ! get off
flurtered conductor Gallant
hnlhl Either cnd Won prefer.
madam. both ends stop"
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ENOUGH Is A SUFFICIENCN.
Whether the aslute and affluenl
gentlemen who send out dramatic or
Rnlzations on The road have reached
the conclusion that Albuquerque is
particularly ln need of elementary cd
ueaton ou seN questions, on whether
which Beg more hkeh they have pick
Nl us Que as o gay town thnt VIII iai
f0r anything they send ont, l ana not
prepared tn SAYS bat certain it BE- tnhl
Wp have been Wffeited This winter
with problem playa which present.
ga principally h problem AS 20 how
ans body could Boz iooi enough 20 Hep'
nrto themselves with lhe prlco ef nd-
mission tn So o. see them TO tht
credit oft the city, these shows have
drawn buf poorly and those who diN
W0 generally came away holding Their
noses
en- this connection Life alway'
j clever recently Published something
on the subject thlt lH Huad enough ~
COPY Itia I'M the fotn of a dialogue
between % theatrical manager and O
young drnmntist. and goes like this.
Theatrical manager Humph Whul
do You want
Nouns dramatlsi Please, sir I've
written a play
p, N So has everybody Get out.
y. - Please, its good play
% 81 tii ate What's the idea
n H. lta about Young Eir that
goes wrong
q a. Hum sic down.
/ n H.. The SIM is Do love with q
prominent minister
r. 81 Have cigar
y h They elnpt
o. M Have another elgafi
a. They go 90 d large eity. Aud
then The minister overcome hy re-
morse, turns a. his Cod
a. a. Ills what
g. o. H's God. Ills religion. The
purpose ot the play O. 90 show thal
man only reigi from sin llcs IVA
prayer
a. a. sorry young man. this isn't
thc plfk Ages fm busy
81 us forgot to teN Nnu, sin
that the minister F. already married
whom ne rlopes
r. M.t WHAT Already married
Stay ana have lunch with ne Boy
that's grand plot Wen cook zap q
gfcnt court room scene The minis
ter Is up fer violating The white slave
Jaws. you know Wife suing him
FOR divorce 40 the same time. Giri
u ttafF
Y ~ But sir. n ,ou please. thai
would entirely ruin the moral ~ the
piece
N. Az Moralg Aw. shucks. Plays
don't have morals You're thinking
OF politics Como Ont and have a hlgh-
ball.
CTAGE manager What 10 you
- want for thls musical come
dN leng-sklrtcd or short
skIed chornse
Producer Auy cid length 8s
lQng Ha ATS tlEhtsHkirtca-
REJECTION TO BIsHoP HONnEN.
NJ Bishop ilowden and AIRS How.
zen IKE Albuquerque rs much as Az
anluoreuc likes theul and i they feel
tao san1e way about tbs matter that
Wo do, then ita all settled. and Santa
Ee. al pAao and tho other suburbs
hnd iust aa we'll 60 WY back aud sit
down,
Tho fFosxaen4 hnVa made "a teail.