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TaÌˆgliche Omaha tribuÌˆne. [volume] (Omaha, Nebr.) 1912-1926, 1914-12-21
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Shr ben Gpd3iergang naA Berlin
mir eif nod Die Bagen!
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The Athena press. [volume] (Athena, Umatilla County, Or.) 18??-1942, 1914-02-06
NEWS 6rme
YOUNG
PEOPLE
HANDY BOY ABOUT TIE HOME
Every Young Man Should Have Box
OF Tools and Learn to Repair ArtI-
cles Damaged About House.

/ like the handy boy aboQt the
house, who knows how to hang a pic
ture, drive nail, and do the little
necessary repairing that any mother
wants done. 1t is easy enough to
learn how to use saw or chisel, and
every boy should have box of tools,
SO that he can repair articles that may
become damaged. The boy who is
handy about his mothers house will
be of inestimable value to his wife
when he shall marry. Boys who do
not care to go out at night may learn
to make many pretty pieces Of furni-
ture, II they will only devote some
time to studying how to use tools and
paints. With a few lessons, the handy
boy may make picture frames, or cab
inets, odd cornices, or desks or other
articles of usefulness and value. The
boy who Is handy about the house and
help to his mother Is one who learns
now to make purchases for the house
lold, who can tell a good piece Of
neat at the butchers, or pick out
fresh vegetables at the market. Oh,
no, do not say that marketing ts
woman's work. 1t is quite as much
mans work, and besides, none Of US
can know so much Ia this world that
We can afford to ignore even the de-
tails of marketing-Foster Coates.
The Athena press. [volume] (Athena, Umatilla County, Or.) 18??-1942, 1914-02-06
END STOMACH TROUBLE,
GASES OR DYSPEPSIA
"Pape's Dlapepsin" makes Sick, Sour,
Classy Stomachs surely feel fine
In five minutes.

II what you just ate Ia souring on
your stomach or lies like lump of
lead, refusing to digest, or you belch
gas, and eructate sour, undigested
food, or have feeling Of dizziness,
heartburn, fullness, nausea, bad taste
in mouth and stomach-headache. you
can get blessed relief in five minutes.
Put an end to stomach trouble forever
by getting a large fifty-cent case OF
Pape's Diapepsin from any drug store.
You realize in five minutes how need
less 1t is to suffer from indigestion,
dyspepsia or any stomach disorder
It's the quickest, surest stomach doc
tor In the world. It's wonderful.
The Athena press. [volume] (Athena, Umatilla County, Or.) 18??-1942, 1914-02-06
LOOKING Far Ahead.

That the lawyer builds largely on
the future was demonstrated the other
night by story told by Congressman
Byron p. Harrison, of Mississippi.
Some time ago, SO related the con-
gresham, a handsome young woman
entered the office of a prominent law
yer. Immediately the legal one srose
to greet her.
Il am glad to tell you, Miss Smith,
he pleasantly remarked, "that your
breach OF promise suit has been set
tied. The defendant has expressed a
desire to compromise the case by mar
rying you."
II am very glad to hear that" was
the smiling response of Miss Smith.
"It is much better than taking a
chance ON losing the verdict. You
have managed the case very well.
How much do I owe your"
"Let me see," thoughtfully unused
the lawyer. "Shall we say $100?"
"We shall not!" was the emphatic
rejoinder of the fair plaintiff. "It is
entirely too much"
"Well, then, / will tell you what I
will do, Miss Smith," responded the
lawyer. II will just cut that bill in
half IL you will promise to retain me
as your counsel when you sue for a
divorce. philadelphia Ledger.
The Athena press. [volume] (Athena, Umatilla County, Or.) 18??-1942, 1914-02-06
prune Jelly.

Prune jelly is dessert that can be
made when no fresh fruit can be had.
Pour a quart Of cold water over q
quart of prunes. If they are the sort
Of prunes that come wrapped In waxed
paper, and SO are reliably clean, they
can be cooked in this water. If you
cannot rely on their cleanliness, wash
them carefully, throw away the water
and add another quart IL they are
the waxed-paper sort, they will not
need soaking for this recipe. II the
other sort, soak them until they are
tender. Put them over the fire and
let them boil gently until they are
soft. Add the Juice of half lemon
and two tablespoonfuls of sugar and
take the prunes out Of the liquid Pit
them and put them in the bottom of q
Jelly mold. Soak boxful of gelatin
In a little cold water and pour the
boiling liquid in which the prunes
we're cooked over the gelatin. Stir
until the gelatin is dissolved and then
strain over the prunes
The Athena press. [volume] (Athena, Umatilla County, Or.) 18??-1942, 1914-02-06
New Play Apparatus.

On four wheels, two axles of the device
being connected by strong steel
band, on which the footboard rests.
The construction Is such that by
fitting the footboard to the right or
left the wheels will turn in the same
direction, but the toy will not upset.
The long handle Is adjustable to any
height and is used more for support
than for guidance. To operate the We
hicle a boy stands with one foot on
the platform and with the other foot
pushes 1t ahead until sufficient mo-
mentum is attained to carry 1t on. He
then get aboard with both feet and
guides 1t by throwing the weight OF
his body on one side or the other.
The Athena press. [volume] (Athena, Umatilla County, Or.) 18??-1942, 1914-02-06
Flnnloan's Rival.

A few years ago Engineer Donahue
of the Missouri Pacific had a break
down to his engine on the Kickapoo
grade. He went to the telegraph Of
flee and sent the master mechanic, w.
I. Hume, the following message, In
which, to our notion, the famous "off
again, on again" message of Finnigan
is clearly outclassed:
"Mr. New:
Number 2
Has busted her flue
While goiug through
Kiokapoo
What would you
Have me do? -Donahue." +"
Potter Kansan.
The Athena press. [volume] (Athena, Umatilla County, Or.) 18??-1942, 1914-02-06

them neutral and scatters those peculiar
formations In the nerve centers that
cause such mystlfying and often battling
rheumatic pains,
And best OF all this remarkable remedy
is welcome 20 the weakest stomach IL
you have drugged yourself until your
stomach IS nearly paralyted, you will be
Astonished TO tind that 5. s. >. gives no
sensation but goes right to work This In
because 1t is a pure vegetable infusion. is
taken naturally into your blood just a.
pure air Is inhaled naturally int your
lungs.
Get bottle OF S, S. s. today. and ask
for s. s. 5.
You may depend upon It that the store
that sells you what you ask for Is . good
place TO trade. Write to the Swift
Specific Co, aoa Swift Bldg. Atlanta, Ca
| Tor THAR Book on rheumatism.
The Athena press. [volume] (Athena, Umatilla County, Or.) 18??-1942, 1914-02-06
What He Had.

An old German farmer entered the
office of a wholesale druggist one
morning and addressed the proprietor:
Mister Becker, | haf der schmall
pox-"
"Merciful heavens, Mr.. Jacobs!" ex-
claimed Becker, as the office force
scrambled over each other In their
hurry to get out, don't come any
nearer"
"Vot's der madder nit you fellars,
anyhow" quietly replied Jacobs, 81
say haf der schmall pox of butter
out in mine wagon, vot der Mrs. Beck
er ordered las week alreaty. Chi
cago News.
The Athena press. [volume] (Athena, Umatilla County, Or.) 18??-1942, 1914-02-06
BOYS SECOND HANDED FUN
Jacob RIls Says Football and Base.
ball Pauperlzes Youth, Both
Mentally and Physically.

The shortcomings of baseball ana
ootball as sports for boys are pointed
out by Jacob Riis in an article on
The Boy Scouts" in the Outlook. He
says, Scouting gives every boy a
chance to be In the garee," and con-
.inues:
"The trouble with baseball and foot
oall is that they do not do that. They
are good as far as they go, but they
10 not go around Nine or eleven
boys take a hand in them, a hundred
or thousand sit and shout. They
have no other part in 1t. Granted
that there are many mines and elev-
ems. Still there are many more whom
the game really robs of boys most
precious quality-initiative; 1t pau
perizes the boys, physically and men,
tally, by making them take their fun
at second hand, But play, said Froe-
bel, Is the normal occupation Of a
,hild, through which he grows char
acter: and we know Froebel was
eight. Scouting is all initiative, all
Individual effort,
Il am not knocking baseball be-
cause we didn't know the game when
was a boy In Denmark. am simply
saying what must have been In the
minds of many boys leader. In and
out OF school, all these years. The
national game can take care of itself
[ am glad scouting has come TO fill
IN the chinks, as 1t were, II some
If the fierce competitive spirit is lost
that has run riot in the past. the
standards are not, Scouting, as
have shown. sets up definite stand.
ards to which the boy must come up
and which will stand being matched
against any boys game anywhere.
The Athena press. [volume] (Athena, Umatilla County, Or.) 18??-1942, 1914-02-06
Jackrabblt stops Fast Train.

How jackrabbit stopped the crack
Great Northern passenger train was
related to Spokane reporter by H. H.
Dean, 319 South avenue, Hillyard,
Wash, the engineer who stood at the
throttle when the incident occurred.
Here is the engineers own version of
the affair: "We were coming through
Naylor, 1870 miles west of Spokane, at
$50 o'clock p. m, when the accident
occurred" declares Mr.. Dean. "We
were bowling along about 30 miles
an hour, pulling our full complement
Of coaches, when ] saw jackrabbit
coming toward us full speed In the
middle of the track. The animal evil
IDENTIFY was confused by the brilliant
glare from the electric headlight and
made no effort to get out Of the way.
Just before we struck him he stopped
and crouched down, and after the en-
gine pilot passed over him the air
brakes began to work and the train
came tea.Gndden stop, the air register
showing th brakes set on the emer-
gg6ncy TIL, fireman and got out to
Hnyestigate, and found that the air
Tnose had ben uncoupled between the
engine andtender There were blood
{stains an( pieces Of fur on the coup.
Ting, and it was evident that the body
oN the hbbit had been thrown against
tlfe>hose with sufficient force to break
the ,6oniS>etiops. While we were con-
Meeting the hose again the conductor
came running up to discover the cause
of the sudden stop, and when told
him we had run over jackrabbit he
thought ] was Kidding him and got
mad He was from Missouri and we
had to show him the stains on the
coupling before he would be convinc-
ed. We were delayed but two or three
minutes, and no one was injured by
the sudden STOP"
The Athena press. [volume] (Athena, Umatilla County, Or.) 18??-1942, 1914-02-06
10 CENT "CAScARETS"
FOR LIVER AND BOWELS
Cure Sick Headache, Constipation,
Blllousness, Sour Stomach, Bad
Breath-candy Cathartic.

No odds how bad your liver, stom-
ach or bowels;;hew much your head
aches, how miserabllesryou are from
constipation, indigestion, Halilousness
and sluggish bowels-you always~sss,
relief with Cascarets. They imme-
diately cleanse and regulate the stom-
ach, remove the sour, fermenting food
and foul gases; take the excess bile
from the liver and carry off the con-
stipated waste matter and poison
from the intestines and bowels. A
10-cent box from your druggist will
keep your liver and bowels clean;
stomach sweet and head clear for
months. They work while you sleep.
The Athena press. [volume] (Athena, Umatilla County, Or.) 18??-1942, 1914-02-06
If YOUR CHILD is CROSS,
FEVERlSH, CoNSTlPATEn
Look MotherI II tongue Is coated
cleanse little bowels with "CaIi-
fornia Syrup of Figs"

Mothers can rest easy after giving
California Syrup of Figs" because In
a few hours all the clogged-up waste
sour bile and fermenting food gently
moves out of the bowels, and you have
a well, playful child again.
Sick children needn't be coaxed to
take this harmless fruit laxative.
Millions of mothers keep it handy be
cause they know its action on the
stomach, liver and bowels is prompt
and sure.
Ask your druggist for a 50-cent bot
tie of California Syrup of Figs.
which contains directions for babies
children of all ages and for grown-ups
The Athena press. [volume] (Athena, Umatilla County, Or.) 18??-1942, 1914-02-06
TAKES OFF DANDRUFF,
HAIR STOPS FALLING
Save your Hairg Get 25-cent bottle
of Danderine right now--Also
stops itching scalp.

Thin, brittle, colorless and scraggy
hair is mute evidence of neglected
scalp; of dandruff-that awful scurf.
There is nothing so destructive to
the hair as dandruff. 1t robs the hair
of its lustre, its strength and its very
life; eventually producing feverish-
ness and itching of the scalp, which
if not remedied causes the hair roots
to shrink, loosen and die-then the
hair falls out fast. A little Danderine
tonight-now-any time-will surely
save your hair.
Get 25-cent bottle of Knowlton's
Danderine from any drug store. You
surely can have beautiful hair and
lots Of it If you will just try little
Danderine. Save your hair! Try it!
The Athena press. [volume] (Athena, Umatilla County, Or.) 18??-1942, 1914-02-06
BEEF STEW WITH DUMPLINGS
Cold Weather Dish is Certainly One
Of the Best That Has Yet Been
Devised.

Use an 'aitchr bone for this and
esserve part for roast. as the whole
Sne would make stew enough for 10
teople- However. shinbone can be
used If you prefer.
. Take off enough of the fat to brown
the meat and vegetables and let 1t be
trying out while you are preparing
the meat. If there is no fat use lit
tie pork fat or dripplings.
Cut your meat into dice about an
inch large each way. dredge them well
with salt, pepper and -four, and brown
in hot fat. Put In your stewpan.
+ Cut two oninos. one small turnip
and half carrot into dice and brown;
add to the meat. cover with boiling
water and cook until the meat is ten
der. Remove bone and skim off the
fat; add six or eight small potatoes,
which have been pared and parboiled.
Add salt and pepper to taste. Cook
until nearly done and then add dunn
plings.
Dumplings-One pint OF -four, one
half teaspoon of salt, two teaspoons
baking powder. Mix thoroughly. Add
enough milk to make soft dough.
Shape and cook ten minutes in the
soft dough. Add salt and baking pow
der to the -four, and sift all so as to
mix them thoroughly with enough
milk to make dough you canghandle;
1t will take about a cppful; they can
be dropped from the spoqA or shaped
little with the hands.
The stew should be boiling rayadly
when the dumplings are added ina
continue to boil rapidly while shey
are In. Do not Nave so much water
or broth in the sew that the dunn
plings cannot rest On the meat or on
the potatoes. If they do not they VIII
be heavy. And do not put in so many
that they will crowd each other, fol
that makes them heavy also.
The Athena press. [volume] (Athena, Umatilla County, Or.) 18??-1942, 1914-02-06
centIpedes and Tarantulas.

A eentipede has a deadly fear OF a
.arantula, and one Of the most curious
habits of the centipede is his manner
of going to rest In the desert when he
knows his enemy to be in the vicinity.
he builds cactus fence literally about
aim.
A tarantula hates n cactus as much
as he longs after centipede. and has
never been known to crawl over the
plant,
Secure In this knowledge. the cent?.
pede will sleep as long as he wishes
while his wistful enemy looks long
lngly at him over the barrier, power.
less to so to the attack
The Athena press. [volume] (Athena, Umatilla County, Or.) 18??-1942, 1914-02-06
BITS WORTH KNOWING

To soften brown sugar wS : : taas
become lumpy stapdssft we5 : asset
alled with boiling water. ~
CASTLE 81 ) and orris rooF ,ual
parts pHake cleansing and ant
tooth 2owder.
A quantity of ficklime put into a
damp cupboard ir few days will
lpsbr1 the a.ainpness.
Blood tains should be soaked when
resh in cold'water.
Use salt and is9.ou- ,5tce on ink
stains.
Rub grass stains with molasses, aEd
wash.
Use boiling water for tea stains.
The Athena press. [volume] (Athena, Umatilla County, Or.) 18??-1942, 1914-02-06
lronInn Hint

When ironing dresses fastened with
books or snaps fold very soft towel
very thick and lay the edge of the
dress hook down on the folded towel
and iron on the other side, says a
correspondent. Dresses trimmed with
small buttons can be ironed in the
same way, looking much better than
when ironed right side up. which often
leaves rough looking place on an
otherwise finely ironed dress. l find
this much the neatest and quickest
way to iron all kinds of dress fas-
Jennings.
The Athena press. [volume] (Athena, Umatilla County, Or.) 18??-1942, 1914-02-06
rt Won't Work.

"Pferpont Morgan" said a western
congressman, "splendidly enlightened
the money trust committee on the sub
ject of credit when he said that, no
matter how many billions of credit a
man might have today, he'd lose it all
tomorrow if he did single wrong
deed.
Mr.. Morgan declared afterward to
me personally that credit depended al
together on integrity, and man who
tried to do wrong and at the same
time maintain his credit was as silly
as the Hartford schoolboy.
This boy and some friends he ex-
planned, wanted to get in to baseball
game, but they had no money. How
to cheat the gateman? They could
think of no scheme. For long while
they were hopeless. Then suddenly
the boy in question exclaimed, in a
delighted voice:
"'I've got it, lfellers! We can all
walk in backward, and the manll
think we're comm out, Washing
ton Post.
The Athena press. [volume] (Athena, Umatilla County, Or.) 18??-1942, 1914-02-06
The Married Moth.

Rhinelander Waldo, the police com,
missioner of New York, was talking
at a wedding breakfast, about bach.
elor who, after a rather crimson career
of bachelorhood. was going to get mar
ried at last.
Hell keep very quiet now" said
Mr.. Waldo. He'll make the very best
of husbands. A burnt child breads
the fire"
He chuckled and resumed:
"a burnt child breads the fire, and
that is no doubt why the newly-mar
ried man avoids all his old flames.
New Orleans States.
The Athena press. [volume] (Athena, Umatilla County, Or.) 18??-1942, 1914-02-06

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