Albuquerque morning journal. [volume] (Albuquerque, N.M.) 1903-1926, 1914-09-13


FOR the show 1 had long talk with
him last week and he told me a lot o.
IDEAS that he Ia working on. II woult
j not be good form for me 10 let yot
: la on any Of IL. and besides 1t woult
spoil the fun the night Of the show
. but take II from Pandora that no on,
can afford 10 miss that hlgh-jlnks. i
viii be so full Of local color that 4
can't hold any more. and 30 funn,
that you will have to laugh whether
you want 20 or not.
.
Mrs. Wayupp-Are you going 10
take your husband to the seashore
with your
AIRS. nlase-T don't know. III
he goes he will ruin his stomach.
and N he stays home he will ruin
the house.
DONs GET TRisKy.
The Ten D0ns met the other night
for the first time since last spring
and were delightfully."- entertained by
superintendent Reuben r. Perry, ot
the United States Indian school. DR.
Wroth and A. H. Siroup were appoint
led a committee 10 arrange for the
hlghhrow stuff that they are 70 worn
tout Of their systems during the com.
ling winter, and the meeting. beinn
merely a formal affair 10 start things
off. was soon over.
Then. one OF the most veraclous OF
their number tells me. they played
games" The way he said II caused
a sort OF surprise akin 20 shock--n
premonItion that story was in the
lofflng-~to take possession OF me. and
/ asked what kind of games they play
cd. "Oh. Just old-fashioned games,
was the vague response. insisted
that he clucidate. and finally he eiu-
cidated.
As nearly as can figure Il out. the
lsportlve pastime m which these learn
cd gentlemen INDUCED was sort OF
/ cross between, or combination OF,
Pussy Wnnts-A- Corner, Blind Mans
Duff and n-ButtonsW hos Got
The Button. when he finished de-
lscriblng 1t TO me ! was gasping for
help and holding on to the table 10
keep from falling out of my chair.
This particular indoor sport. Il
seems. IN called "fruit-basket.r Every
athlete engaged. except one. IL given
the manic of fruit and all Of them
seat themselves firmly in their chairs
I'm anticipation Of the coming reyelry.
One OF their number thcreupon gives
them a discourse on any old subject.
and when the name of any fruit II
mentioned the person to whom that
fruit is allotted must rlse from his
chair, whcreupon the orator endeavors
10 seat himself therein. II he Sue
ic0eds the one who has Just vacated
the chair Is 1T" and must himself
take the floor for some oratory In re-
gard to fruit II the word fruit
basket" Is mentioned. all those pres
lent must rise and general scramble
for chairs takes place.
Now Just think Of that and bust out
weeping In the name OF everything
that Is uproafious, Imagine Judge
Mann. for Instance, engaged in q fur
ioua seuffle with A. 4. Stroup for the
possession OF a chair IN which to re-
pose his dignifled frame. Picture pr
BOYD launched forth IN frenzied or
alton on the subject OF fruit all the
while he Is looking for chance to
project himself into the seat OF some
OF his auditors.
! | rise now Ia suggesi---nay 10 de-
Z fpand~-that the next worthy charity
that wants ia raise money and furnish
nun at the same time get the Dons to
put on fruit basket In the largest
theater or auditorium TO be procured
7 II Il doesn't pack the house and keep
Everybody in roar from beginning
TO end then there Is no appreciation
iof fun left in the breast OF Albuquer-
queans,
bella What do you weigh now,
dearieg
l.ena--one hundred and ten in
ms bath robe, and one hundred
and nine dressed
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IN HONOR OF MISS BAKER.
The presence IN Albuquerque OF
Miss Florence Baker. of Chicago, who
Is here for the wedding OF her old
school friend and roommate. Miss
Eileen McMillon. has been made the
occasion Of some OF the most delight
ful entertainments given IN local So
cletN Tor long time. Miss Baker.
hesldes enjoying an eminent social
station, unites great beauty with rare
charm of manner, and IN the short
time that she has been in the city has
acquired an enyIable popularity.
Miss Dorothy McMillen was hostess
Wednesday afternoon N ten given In
honor Of Miss Baker and also of Miss
Eileen McAfillen. whose wedding to
Ar. Lee Is an event Of this week. Mrs
r. ], AlKcr poured, assisted hy Miss
Annette Weinman aud Miss Katherine
McMlilen. Twenty-Five az the Young
ler society girls were Invited.
Yesterday. Miss Eileen McMluen
gave beautifully appeln,ed luncheon
fnr Miss Baker. most Of the guests be-
ing former schoolmatas of Miss Me-
Mtllsn Roses formed an especially
effective table decoration.
These present Included Miss Mar
gnret keluher, Miss Eugenla keiehcr.
Miss Stella Luthy. Miss Hazel Maiov
Miss Ethel skinner. Miss Jean Huhhs.
Miss Gertrude Walker, Mrs. u "a.
Lane and Miss Ruth I.aughtn ii FAN
"a Re.
e.
The average woman would pre-
fer to have man lie about low
Ing her 10 loving her in silence
z
<UPrItI.S.
liy reason Of the prominence and
popularity Of both bride and groom.
tins raarriage Of Miss Eileen MeMillen
and Mr.. Laurence L. Lee easily takes