The Nezperce herald. (Nezperce, Idaho) 1900-1957, 1914-01-15

mat &1xn1N&0 1S4@ IL nor u tU@p
year, students of the calendar for
this year. have learned there "a three
Fridays on the 18th in 1914, the
supeEstitous are looking forward TO
some III luck or other.
That If We ever get as disgruntled
a. some knockers, as are found In
most every community Except Nez-
perce.l we hope some friend or re-
lasive viii kick us under the porch
throw us a bone and growl kor US.
That some Holsters roll under
their tongues, as sweet morsels the
doleful old gag "wilson bossism. I"
II that be true, we will shout
Hozana, give US some more of the
same dope. we are willing to be
bcssed.
That Wall Street has no use for q
president who will not participate
with them in their sstangle'' dance.
And, by the way, who cares for
what Wall Street likes anyway.
The people have the reigns. CiddaF.
donkey.
Thas an unprejudiced view of the
republican situation from a national
viewpoint would be that the stand
patters have the machine and the
other fellows have the votes. In
this instance much depends or
hinges on the party name.
That there viii be > merry war in
the republican senatorial race from
aow on until after the snow of ballots
has fallen. and dash the luck, neither
.weedle-de-dee tweedy nor our
sbrother-in-law" have weapon of
defense in newspaper vay. Oh,
re hilIsI
That owing to the great number Of
champion wrestlers Nezpercc has
'een harboring during the past few
months, the Herald is constantly
icing beseiged with challenges from
Eorlds' champions from Hoboken to
a Jolla sample Of which appears
a this issue.
That some self-stylcd christians
re SO timed and touchy about their
eligion that they expect the Lord
0 shower blessings upon them Law
silly and handle them with kid
,loves. But, twill be the other :
'arty that viii do the handling in !
II such cases. *
That there is a nice young man
4 this town to whom the girls viii
ardly ever speak, even when In
aeir private company. Dame :
iossip has ii that the reason is be
seps their lips glued to his, 50 they !
ave little opportunity. Ain't that I
sxt to savagery7 y
That bunch Of calamity howlers 4
40 are viewing with alarm tine long ?
ell Of prosperity which cannot help :
Il hefall everyone whosoever will, .
I in and drill, are too lazy to pick z
entry dollars gold pieces from a 4
oseberry bush, if someone'd ex- N
act the prickers in advance. "
That according to story told by u y
!. Jones, an Englishman, French =
n and Jew we're told to make b
ID, and II should be granted unto W
m. The Englishman wished for .
lad acres of land the Frenchmsn g
Ihed for millions in gold, and the b
2 wished to know the Frenchman's e
ding place. g
That we have waited patiently and g 3
' it 10 the ripe time for Brers. 4 Il
DonnelI and Branscvmbe to let az az
cat out Of the bag and tell US Or Or
Vho killed Cock Pobin" as they ss -
,mised soon as Burton L. threw " "
scmbrero in the circle. Also s ~
ase tell US what became of the +,
rderer's dog. J
That 50 far az we have learned 81 81
local postofice has not been g SsS1
led upon to handle q sack of -four q sas
any ether package of limit weight. an u
should one chance to come this not not
Y, Chance would take a chance sgs
deliver the same in person, cor
we're It addressed to one q
he weaker sex. NE sis