The Glenwood post., 1914-04-18

We dare not say that he is a young
man, for ne is just as apt to be in the
seventies.-Rifle Reveille.
cork from delinquent subscriber.
when they met the editor said: ~ un
derstand about the money, that was
what you owed; but what does the
cork meanf' "Stopper, was the re.
ply-London Record
Rocky Mountain Herald giving the
pedigree of its candidate for senator
says: His first ancestor was Nicno-
las Brown, who WAS = prominent resi-
dent of Lynn, Massachusetts. All the
rest of us have been going back 20
Adam.-Austin Journal.
A prominent ranchman started in to
'paint the town. few days ago.
Marshal Nichols issued q restra ming
order, and after the audience before
His Honor, Magistrate Sanderson, the
p. r. was out fifteen "plunks' and
the cost of the "paint. .''-Meeker Her
aid.
Judging from the remarks of the
country editors about the verdict of
the jury that acquitted Tom o 'DonneE
for trying to kill Fred Bonfils of the
Denver Post, we are of the opinion that
they would have found O'Donnell
guilty for not killing him.-Oak Creek
Times.
DR.. j. c. Thompson, who was sur
geon for the Moffat road at Hayden
while the Craig extension was being
constructed, is about to convert the
Payne dwelling house at Steamboat
into hospital. He has the cooperation
of other Steamboat physicians.-Oak
Creek Times.
A large number of those who voted
on election day returned to their
homes on Wednesday. Wonder what
would become of Rifle if these people
should forget to drop in as each elec
tion rolls around and tell us how to
run the town during their ABSENCE
Rifle ReveilIe.
The state of Louisiana has taken the
free sugar question to the United
States supreme court. The Louisiana
sugar planters are threatened with
bankruptcy by President Wilson's free
trade policy. Where is that Democrat
ic prosperity! "There hain't NO such
animal. Rocky Mountain Herald.
Little dinky Missouri gets TIVE n
serve banks, and yet we were told there
was to be no favoritism shown in Sc
"houn' dawg'' must have had great
influence with Secretary McAdoo and
his fellow committeeman in deciding
upon available reserve cities.-Lake
Times.
An Iowa man was given money by
his wife to pay his subscription to the
paper and he failed to do it. When he
returned home she gave him a blamed
good licking. Now there is woman
who should, while alive, be crowned,
monument erected to her memory
Pueblo Chieftain.
Frank T. Hilliard leaves Sunday
evening for the eastern part of the
state where he has in view fine jack,
which he will purchase and bring here.
If there is any man in Garfield county
who thoroughly understands the mule
business, that man is Hilliard. Many
will be pleased to know that he has
again taken up this business.
Castle Democrat
"a little note from the world of
science interesting to farmers using
gasoline engines on the form or owning
automobiles is that . new fuel is sooH
to be put on the market. A company
has Just been formed for the purpose
Of marketing liquified natural gas con
tainsd in steel tanks. It is said that
this can be put ON the market at about
half the price Of gasoline, and that 1t
Has proven quite successful in tests. ~
Farm and Freside.
Not as large . number Of people
from Rifle and vicinity as was expect
ed took advantage Of the half rates