St. Johns review. (Saint Johns, Or.) 1904-current, 1914-09-25

exhilerating.
Dressmaking. Prices reason
able. Call at 425 +. Buchana
street, st. Johns.
Why should a man try to hid
his light under q bushel, whe
a peck could answer the purpose
A bouncing eight pound bab
boy arrived at the home of Fire
man Mackey Wednesday of las
week.
Business is beginning to picl
up in good shape in the Easter
states, according to the Eastern
press.
Watches" made over int,
"Time-pieces" at reasonabl,
rates at Rogers, 300 N. Jersey
street.
Magazines at VERY specia
club prices for a short time only.
Order now and save money.
See Rogers. Phone Col. 104.
Mrs.S.J. Gray entertained the
Debonair Club at luncheon al
1:30 yesterday afternoon. Those
present report a delightful time.
Hess Poultry Panacea, the
great egg producer; Instant
Louise Killer, the great extermi-
nator for lice; you can get them
at The st. Johns Pharmacy.
The Scotch lassies in the dane
ing and singing specialties at
tracted good sized audiences at
the Multnomah theatre Monday
and Tuesday evenings. The
entertainment they provided was
well worth while.
Women and men are invited to
come to the Eagles hall next
Monday evening, Sept. 2Sth, and
hear why Oregon should remain
wet. Good speakers will be
present to address you. Liberal
League of Oregon. pd adv.
Columbia Ala is the number
Of the phone recently installed
in the iiremen's room, and will
be used for fire alarm purposes
only. Persons having knowledge
Of a fire in their vicinity are
requested to call the above num-
ber. False alarms turned in.
however, will be dealt with sew
erely If the culprit is discovered.
Alta meeting Of the clergy and
lay delegates of the Episcopal
Diocese Of Oregon, held in Port
and last week. the Rev. Walter
L. Sumner OF Chicago was elect
ed to succeed the late Bishop
Charles Scadding. who died in
Portland last June The Chicago
rector has asked for a few days
lime TO consider the call. but
Portland friends feel confident
hat he will accept the office.
Rev. M. Sumner is clergyman
IF fashionable Episcopal church
IN Chicago and is very active in
social service work in that city.
A man was brought before the
leeds magistrates on a charge
If theft. He had no one TO de-
END him. so the Judge requested
smart young lawyer TO take
lin into an anteroom and give
lin the best advice he could.
five minutes later the lawyer. to
he surprise of the judge, re-
appeared in court alone. where
$ the prisoner" queried the
magistrate. "You told me TO
rive him the best advice | could.
our worship. and" "0fl
curse | did. Well" "Well,
lid so. and the culprit is gone"
Elk. -. v.,..
One topic of absorbing inter-
st In Portland last week was
he failure of the attempt of DIR. |
,alvin S. White and others TO |
'ass through the council AN or
finance stopping Painless Par
.er" from giving his dental ex-
Iibitions on the streets of the
ity. When the ordinance was
Irst introduced il was an
lounced that il would have easy
ailing through the council. but
ghen il came up for final pas
age last Wednesday the votes
TODD A TO l in favor of its i'm
efnite postponement. This is
)oked upon as a test vote in the
resent City Council on the sub
ect of excluding public speakers
rom the streets. Press Report.
The farmer was walking COM
ortably and happily along the
ane leading to his own home
tead when suddenly out sprang
strange dog. He yelled for
ssistance. and his cry was
card by his wife. But when
he came upon him the dog had
lready fastened his teeth in her
wed ones calf. Quickly she
licked up a stone and was just
bout TO hurl it when the hus-
and realized the new and ter
ible danger he was now exposed
}. but with presence of mind
e called to her: Mary! Maryl
'on't throw the stone at the
og; throw it at me. Every
ody's.