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The evening herald. (Klamath Falls, Or.) 1906-1942, 1914-11-26
io.s,a~. Wanted

Tho Chamber 81 Commerce 10 ~
receipt Of an Inquiry for soma spccs.
meas Of burbank potatoes. to be pro-
ecsscd for exhibition al the San Fran
cisco fais These sili be proc.s.ed by
Frobaeh of Ashland. and viii be a
par, Of The Southern Oregon exhibit.
~i,h due credit given klamath county
The evening herald. (Klamath Falls, Or.) 1906-1942, 1914-11-26
Four Big Games
on Cards Today

The larger games ~hlrh Stil be
plaYrd are the following
Cornell ys Peansytyania at ithaca
Carlisis W ngown al Providence.
syracuse Va So,ro Dame al syr,
aeusr.
University OF rittsbur9 sa renn
State at PtttshurE.
The evening herald. (Klamath Falls, Or.) 1906-1942, 1914-11-26

establishment of an irrigation distrlc,
.s .ts sssas River Taiiuy. ii tho
enthusiasm and unanlmity OF iudg'
merit displayed can be taken as fair
criterion Of the valleys determination
an irrigation system is certainty
and not far distant. .--~ Msdford sun.
The evening herald. (Klamath Falls, Or.) 1906-1942, 1914-11-26
stops Nasty Discharge. Clears sss9sd
Head. Heals ianamcd Air Passages
n"d You breathe Freely.
Try "Ely's Cream sslm. !"

Get u small bottle any way. Just 10
"I u Apply n lit,le In the kostriis
fnd ins'nn'b vour cloggod noss and
"os,'ea-up air passages of the head
"ili open. you will breathe freely
'ol'ncHs aud headache disappear. by
morning, The cntnrrh. coid In head or
catarrhal sore throat viii disappss.
md such Wisery nowl DOT the
small bottle Of "Eiy's Cream balm"
AZ any drns store. This sweet. frs.
The evening herald. (Klamath Falls, Or.) 1906-1942, 1914-11-26

WHY. WHEN WE stop to think
how much worse we could be oG.
there isn't a mothers SON COR daugh.
teri but can at ieas, say much
Obliged. Father"
The evening herald. (Klamath Falls, Or.) 1906-1942, 1914-11-26

BUT WE PEAcEABLE and hu-
name Americans are going the Rus
SLAMS one better today. We're eating
the Turks. following yesterdays =
slaghter.
The evening herald. (Klamath Falls, Or.) 1906-1942, 1914-11-26
now TiME inDEs fuS.

II you are a little iat1 for a train
or for work. or for th. theatcr, and
only have few minutes Ia do what
The evening herald. (Klamath Falls, Or.) 1906-1942, 1914-11-26
More RAILROAD

Frank u. Waite. who Ia In tho city
from su,heriln. states the railroad
east from Sath.riin "a under way and
The evening herald. (Klamath Falls, Or.) 1906-1942, 1914-11-26

J, A Cartwright ~ Portland is In
s-~tigating y casnrey proposition At
Fcsoburg
The evening herald. (Klamath Falls, Or.) 1906-1942, 1914-11-26

AND WHEN HE WAKES UP. after
a rnInee pie dream tonight. Little VIII
lie can be thankful Il wasn't real.
The evening herald. (Klamath Falls, Or.) 1906-1942, 1914-11-26
Scattered Shots

Why EVEN the father OF second
ses of twins is thsnkfui---,hey wcr-
p.e. tripicis.
The evening herald. (Klamath Falls, Or.) 1906-1942, 1914-11-26

What store is 'Th~Home OF senui-
bic Christmas 0ifts"f
The evening herald. (Klamath Falls, Or.) 1906-1942, 1914-11-26
FOR SALE
LOST AND FOUND

i.OST--klamath Falis-Merrill road
shoteua hrceeh block. Leave a
Gun Store; reward. Fred J. Beidin
Merrill, Oregon. IT,
The mirror. (Stillwater, Minn.) 1894-1925, 1914-01-29
TWINE DEPARTMENT..
By Hemp.

A Tensile Testing machine is soon to be
installed in shop A,
The safety gate for the elevator in shop
G. has arrived and is being put in place.
We had goodly number of visitors the
past week and all appeared very much in
terested.
This weather sort o'worries the ex-street
commissioner. He hopes it will improve
before March.
Sunday afternoon: that storm outside
didn't look very inviting, although we
would take chance.
Fiber Inspector Henderson was away for
couple of days last week visiting an aged
relative who is very ill.
Why not organize an Honor League
such as many of the other institutions are
doing? Tell us about it, Mr.. Editor.
Baller Foreman John Streble was absent
few days last week recuperating from a
belief of slight error in the physical body.
A few small consignments of Irvine are
being shipped almost every day. 1t will
not be long until the rush is on in ernest.
Judging from the few transfers being
made nowadays it looks as though the diff
ferent systems are we'll supplied with good
men,
Assistant Superintendent Gurley and
Foreman Trott were on special duty Sun
day, replacing John Streble and Mr.. Hend-
erSOn.
An assignment of Irvine factory men were
helping out the Farm Machinery Depart
ment last week, unloading several cars of
STEEL
Bill says, Charley has none the best of
him; and Charley says. Bill has nothing on
him. So it looks as though friendship has
ceased-the war is on.
Foremen's Ed Streble and ''Frenchy' say
they will not give up until the official fig
ures "count them OUT Foreman Trott
says: "Just wait and see who's name is on
the cheek?'
The mirror. (Stillwater, Minn.) 1894-1925, 1914-01-29
OLD PRISON NEWS NOTES
THE CHAUTAUQUA

The Chautauqua Circle met in the chapel
last Sunday and enjoyed another excellent
program:
The meeting was called to order by the
president and the secretary called the roll,
all members being present.
Mr.. r. who has so ably acted as critic
in the past, was replaced by Mr.. B. BLACK
stone).
Luxenburg was the title of the paper,
read by Mr.. W. (Uncle john, and was very
interesting as we'll as instructive. He told
of the working of the government in his
parent country, and gave an insight to the
economic but hospitable thoroughness.
His paper brought out much discussion.
Mr.. AS paper on Good breeding YER
sus Ill Manners, was well arranged and
well delivered. This was this gentlemans
first paper, and we will look forward to his
next.
Mr.. G. again favored us with vocal
solo which was, as always, we'll received
and greatly appreciated.
Mr.. F. lotto Mobile) read a paper on
the Panama Canal, which was timely and
interesting, and brought forth some discus
sion and nearly debate.
The new critic proved very efficient.
Adjourned. A. J.. F. Secretary.
The mirror. (Stillwater, Minn.) 1894-1925, 1914-01-29
JOKER'S BUDGET
By Paddy

1t is claimed that Officer Moore viii
tango back from Michigan in double har-
| ness when his vacation is up.
Officer Raymo is firm believer in the
anti-smoke ordinance. He was seen the
other day sitting on the smoke stack trying
to keep the smoke from escaping.
81 would like very much "said Officer
| Welborn'' if those sports would come acros:
and pay their bets so l could have few
| bones to spend while on vacation.
The Nut Clubs Headquarters looks very
lonesome these days. Not much of any
thing doing, in the Irvine line so the
members are now unloading Farm machln
cry steel.
The Bear went hunting the other day
and was hot on the trail of couple Of
chickens but before he could get in shooting
distance, the Usher showed them away and
the Bear had to be content with an empty
bait box one of them dropped in its flight.
In speaking of the matter afterwards BODY
said it was dirty Irish trick to chase the
game away like that.
Some of Dukes friends were down to see
him the other day, and he was just tickied
to death to see them.
''You may not be swearing" said Officer
Helfner to his runner the other day-as he
heard the runner asking the mop few
question, "but you talk just like do when
[ cuss'
The red man is we'll represented on Supt.
Mullens reservation now. He has Eagle
Pipe, Blue Legs and White Wings, Chief
Red Blanket was only out on the reserva-
ton short time when he got the tin-ware
tied to him as did Chief ''Afraid-of- work
and they have both joined the muckers
union And Old Chief "Two Squaws'
quit the farm to accept position as coach
man down at the old prison.
White Wings was presented with new
suit of wooden underwear in the bath room
the other morning that fit him about
Esteem times to soon. The Big Chief
took slant at them and then let out a
haw haw that scared old Stonewall and he
took dive under the bench, and when the
chief was asked what he was laughing a,
said, "White Wings lookum like balloon. .
Supt. Robinson was around looking for q
straw hat, and when asked what he wanted
it for said "to wear of course, the cap l am
wearing is to heavy for this weather.
was just wondering if Ben put in an extra
piece of wood in the stove, or was Supt.
Mullen over to visit him.
In the census Office at Washington, acts
against the law are recorded under few
main heads, such as murder, burglary,
etc. A lady who was working there re-
Gently ran across the crime, Running g
blind tiger After puzzled moment
she placed it under the list, Cruelty tc
Animals. ''-Lippincott
The mirror. (Stillwater, Minn.) 1894-1925, 1914-01-29
SHOP e
By Sully and Duke

Blonde says ''don't call Oscar because i,
makes me wild.
Dutch says he is going to get a job as a
pie tester when he gets out. Me too.
The Editor paid US visit Thursday and
by all appearance looked as busy as bee.
A. c. was transferred to the machine
shop. H. S. who was working in the ware
house has been transferred to shop E.
Some one asked Slim if he believed in
dreams coming true. "Sure'' says Slim
Last night dreamed was awake and this
morning my dream came true.
Dan says he's got card of rules in his
cell that reads something like this. If you
are thirsty there a spring under the bed.
If you are hungry take roll out of the bed.
If you want bell-boy ring the towel. If
you desire music listen to the band in your
cap.
First Villain: "Where did you find the
papers?'
Second Villain: 'In the blacksmith
shop"
First Villain: Curses "they must be
forged
If the boys in the shop will all work
together they may be able to win the prize.
Instead of spending your idle moments in
gazing around, help your neighbor and he
will help you. There is no Joy in grand
stand playing, Work with the team. Ifyou
can't win victory now, what do you ex-
pect to win in the future when you are free?
Make an effort anyway and prepare for
victories in the future.
The mirror. (Stillwater, Minn.) 1894-1925, 1914-01-29
FOUNDRY SPARKS.
By A Sand Artist

Who said anything about not having
enough snow?
Very little scrap made here lately, except
binder frames-but maybe its frame up.
Bench jobs are getting scarce; possibly a
few of the bench men will soon be put on
machines.
Everybody wore smile Saturday even
ing Why? because our friend Guard HUI
sting, came in to watch the boys pour iron.
The congress shoe saved one young man
few weeks on the leasure squad, last week.
His laddle burned through, and a stream of
metal struck his leg, ran over his shoes and
if they had been lace-well, guess the rest.
This shop will move to the new prison
as soon as possible, after the seasons sup
ply is turned out. Possibly in May or
June, providing the weather will premit the
builders to finish the foundry by that time.
Supt. Ross intends to inaugurate system
whereby moulder will know the price of
job the minute it is put on his floor, the
price of the job is to be stamped On the
bottom of the match, and thereby doing
away with unnecessary delay and bother.
BY this means, the moulder saves time, and
the foreman and clerks lot of trouble,
it is sure a move in the right direction.
You men who carry in hand-laddles
would do we'll to heed the advice of one
who has had little more experience in
handling molten metal than most of you,
never carry iron in laddle before you;
thoroughly examine the inside to see if
there is no defects, if there is, patch up
with clay, for an ''ounce of preventative
(clay) is worth a pound of cure"
The mirror. (Stillwater, Minn.) 1894-1925, 1914-01-29
FLYERS FROM SHOP D
By Slivers.

Congratulations Rex.
Thanks Timothy for the reading.
Visitors were many here Saturday after
noon.
No Sully, we would not have them on a
bet. Too much like work.
c. r. has signed up with this crew and
is understanding ''Oilie Slim as spinner
oiler.
Fourteen thousand pounds of Manila Six
is our daily output. The maximum for this
grade of stock.
We had fireworks display all our own
Saturday morning when the flyer on one OF
Sully's spinners broke.
"Snowball' is getting plenty of practice
on ballers. He is running Franks set and
Frank is bossing the jos.
Foreman Jno. Strebel has been on the
sick list during the past week. We hope
to see you back soon John.
Officer Mccarthy is some artist. Tried
his hand at designing stencil the other
day. Done a good job too.
Hurrah for the ''Flicker Mizz,'' when
we get it. Flicker Mizz in vernacular OF
the caravans means picture show.
Frank is wearing the smile that won I
come off. He has got the whole of last
years gold output in his mouth. Some
class Frank.
You spinner hands running Watson ma
chimes are in luck, at least it seems thai
way to me after bit of experince on set
of H. and 6. machines the other day.
The guy that said stripes would be
popular this winter sure had advance in
formation by the looks of shop G's crew
when 1t leaves the dining hall.
Foreman Newman is not afraid to tell his
crew when they are doing good work.
And the best of us will do more and better
work when we know our efforts are appre-
ciated.
The mirror. (Stillwater, Minn.) 1894-1925, 1914-01-29

We get little paper on our exchage list
from the prison down at Saltwater. We
have become interested in The Prison Mir
ror, because we believe in Christian human
itarianism. We always have sympathy for a
fellow who is in trouble. We are not always
given glimpse of the inside facts, and too
often there are extenuating circumstances.
The law is cold and cruel to some and
weak and good to others. Courts are only
machines which grind according to the
hardness of heart or the sympathy of the
officials in charge. What one person thinks
is an awful crime is considered by another
as a mental offense. We were once doing
court work for a newspaper in a court where
fellow got five years for stealing chickens
and the Judge sentenced a man the same
day to one year for deliberately killing a
fellow man. 1t is such injustice which
should not exist, but as we said in the be-
ginning, conditions are everything.-The
Nashua Record.
The mirror. (Stillwater, Minn.) 1894-1925, 1914-01-29
UNCLE JOHNS SAYINGS

Received one car load of shoe boxes for
the Western Shoe Co.
Rev. Benson was a caller at the institu-
ton during the week.
Mr.. Desautels escorted party of friends
through the several departments one day
last week.
Justice NAV or may not be blind, but that
is no reason why we should believe that
justice does not exist.
''All is not gold that glitters.' Some of
the rankest bubbles that we have seen
beats the glitter of gold many times.
House Steward Westlund returned from
his vacation last Thursday. He reports
having enjoyed the ten day S very much.
AS long as man possesses speck OF
self-respect, no matter how low he may
have fallen, there is always chance for his
reformation.
The fire brigade was called out last Sat-
urday and made a remarkable run consider
ing the ice and snow, and also with several
new faces among the fire boys.
No drill last Sunday morning on account
OF the ncdVy SHOW StOIIu, dIlu 81 idi VIC
have not heard OF any complaints for failing
to skip through the beautiful snow.
The population at the new prison will
soon have the five hundred $500 mark by
the ear. Eighteen men were transferred to
that institution during the week.-5O6.
Some people never jump on man until
he is down and then they take delight in
landing on him with both feet, needless of
the scars they may cause the man to carry.
The Deputy Warden escorted Warden
F. S. Talcott and Irvine Superintendent
Thos. Hanlon, of the North Dakota prison
through all the various departments on last
Thursday.
Old Hutch, with two of his assistants
entered the house stewards department re-
Gently and white washed everything in sight,
not even sparing the black cat John I'M
derstands his business.
Cell House Captain Vollmer escorted a
party of friends including Mrs. A. j.,
Jesse and Muriel Campion of Angus, MINI.
ana w. R. Briggs of Saltwater through
all departments last Thursday.
The mirror. (Stillwater, Minn.) 1894-1925, 1914-01-29
PARDON BOARD MEETS

The State Board of Pardons which met
in quarterly session at the state capitol
Monday and Tuesday of this week, was
considerably more liberal in extending
clemency than usual.
Two lifers who have served twenty years,
had their sentences reduced to thirty
five years. One was reduced to thirty
years; and one twenty year man was re-
duced to ten.
Farmer R. who has been furnishing us
with our farm notes, is now eligible for
parole, having his sentence shortened thir-
teen months.
Two larceny and forgery inmates had
their sentences reduced to one year. One
statutory offender who came in last No
vember was pardoned.
The mirror. (Stillwater, Minn.) 1894-1925, 1914-01-29
OFFICER MOORE A BENEDICT

Yesterday was a happy day for Officer
F. A. Moore, and January % will always
remain a red letter day on his life's calendar.
AS we go to press, word comes to us of the
marriage of this congenial official to the
pride of his heart, Miss Bessie Moore, at
Laporte, Michigan. The bride, a popular
member of the social set of that city, is a
cousin of M. E. Baker our assistant book
keeper, and spoken of in the highest terms
by all who know her.
Mr.. and Mrs. Moore, after brief bridal
tour, will take up their residence in Still
water.
The mirror. (Stillwater, Minn.) 1894-1925, 1914-01-29
ACTORS AND ACTRESSES VISIT US

Twelve members of the Sherman
Kelly Stock Company. which
played at Saltwater last week,
were prison visitors Friday after
noon, and displayed the greatest in
terest in all they saw here. under
the guidance of Usher Brennan.
Especially were the actors and &C
tresses delighted when they saw
our splendid auditorium with its
perfectly equipped stage and mod
ern facilities. It's just too sweet
for anything" said Miss Mabel
Hawthorne. L wish we could
play here for a whole season." and
her remarks were echoed by the
rest of the company.
The mirror. (Stillwater, Minn.) 1894-1925, 1914-01-29
He Never Lost a Case

Ollie James, the big senator from Ken
lucky, has the champion murder record Of
all Congress prominence in this line
being explained by the number of men he
has defended on murder charges.
He was admitted to the bar when he was
eighteen years of age. Since then, he has
championed more than eighty men accused
of murder. In this number was one batch
of five men under the same Indictment, and
another batch of seven intrusted their lives
to him.
Out of that whole number, he never has
lost case.-The Popular Magazine.
The mirror. (Stillwater, Minn.) 1894-1925, 1914-01-29
Writing Notice

All inmates are hereby requested,
when writing, to place their register
number and page number gu the
upper right hand corner of en-
velope, in the space to be covered
by the stamp. Your page number
will be found written with a lead
pencil on all incoming letters.
Compliance with this request will
cause letters to be mailed promptly.
Also, inmates are cautioned against
writing between the lines, and be
careful TO sign your names to letters
at its close.
The mirror. (Stillwater, Minn.) 1894-1925, 1914-01-29
THANK YOU AGAIN

The Prison Mirror under its present
editorship shows literary quality decidedly
above the average. The misfortune that
has brought these men to that position will
surely be an inspiration for good to fellow
inmates.-Rush City Post.
The mirror. (Stillwater, Minn.) 1894-1925, 1914-01-29

Cell changes at old prison: 6l6-6l9,
249-258, 622-613, 294-109, 547-572 and the
following to new prison 646, $50, 229, 147,
572, $50, 62l, GIG, 1OS, 645, 1l9, 2S6,
1873, 90, 24S, 613 and to third 6l7, IS, 4l9,
The mirror. (Stillwater, Minn.) 1894-1925, 1914-01-29
"Silent Bill" Comes Back

Because he can talk, he thinks it is cute,
Rather than have HIS voice, let me be mute
Yes Paddy, your talk is surely fine,
But better be silent than like you-blind.
The mirror. (Stillwater, Minn.) 1894-1925, 1914-01-29
POPULATION

Number of Inmates at Old Prison. $50
Number in First Grade .432
Number in Second Grade. 176
Number in Third Grade ...... D
Received during week. .......... 9
Discharged.
Paroled 8
Last Seria, Number.
Number of Inmates at New Prison.. 500
Number in First Grade. 1862
Number in Second Grade .l22
Number in Third Grade ............... D
Total Formulation of both prisons. 1876
Courier Democrat. (Langdon, N.D.) 1891-1920, 1914-05-14
KEEP THE kEDNEYS WELL
Your Health is Worth Saving and
Some Langdon People Know
How to Save It.

Many Langdon people take their lives
in their hands by neglecting the kidneys
when they know these organs need help
weak kidneys are responsible for a lo1
of suffering and i'll health: the slightest
delay is dangerous. Use Doan's kidney
pills, a remedy that has helped thous
ands of kidney sufferers. Here is a Lang
don citizens recommendation.
Mrs. Patrick Heating, Langdon, Nd.
says: 81 willingly confirm all I said about
Doan's kidney pills when ! publicly
recommended them some years ago
They are certainly a fine remedy. Doan's
kidney pills brought me great relief and
also helped others of my family. / have
used them occasionally when a cold has
settled on my kidneys and they have
always proven good
For sale by all dealers: price so cents
Foster Milburn Co., Buffalo. n. Y, sole
agents for the United States. Remem.
Der the name and take no other.
Courier Democrat. (Langdon, N.D.) 1891-1920, 1914-05-14
WHY FORD CARS
RUN so CHEAP
Only Had a Gasoline Bill OF $500
for Nine and One-Half Months
Service-5.273 Miles.

Detroit, Mich. May Ito the man
inclined to believe that motor car travel
IS still somewhat of q luxury. figures
recently secured from more than three
hundred owners in Cleveland, showing
~conciusively that it costs on the average
a cent and a half a mile to drive one we'll
known type Of car in that city. should
prove interesting. At present there are
more than fifteen hundred owners of
Ford cars in Cleveland. OF this number
three hundred ard seventeen had owned
Shelr cars an average Of nine and a half
months. and had kept careful and com
piete record Of the cost en;ailed. Each
of the three hundred and seventeen
owners had driven mis- car an average
distance of 5,273 miles. Each had car.
rled a load of approximately l4O pounds
ithree persons the entire distance. ri
cost an average of SCOOP for gasoline per
car for the niue and one half months
service. The average expense for lubri.
eating Oil during the same period was
Sb.2S, The average cost of repairs Der
car for the entire period was 5lS 10. In
wear on tires, The shoes of a car. this
Courier Democrat. (Langdon, N.D.) 1891-1920, 1914-05-14
particular car showed EXCEPTIONAL,

particular car showed exceptionally
economical: the average life of a set of
tires was 1858 miles. The data from
which these figures were taken is on tile
at the Cleveland branch of the Ford
Motor Co., where 1t may be inspected by
any doubling Thomas;'' the data con
corning each car is in writing wei the
owners signature. From these figures
it appears that it is about as expensive
to own and drive this type of a car as it
is to walk and wear out shoe leather to
say nothing of the time saved and
distances shortened. (advt)
Courier Democrat. (Langdon, N.D.) 1891-1920, 1914-05-14

Joy is the peculiar feeling expert
enced by the man who counts his mon
ey and discovers that he has all he
thought he had and a few dollars
more