The mirror. (Stillwater, Minn.) 1894-1925, 1914-11-05
KITcHES WR ANGLES
By Tbs Baron

Six barrels of -four are used daily by the
bakers.
ApplU for walters job if you want en-
ployment for the winter. Six wanted.
1t ISIS some see you not on der Satur-
day." quo,hei Hugo to Harry, the clerk.
Don't forget youse ginks," said Frosty
Face ''t's der roikeys an der COILS wild der
show dis month";
Jawn has applied for vacancy in the
choir. He says his voice is treble. Frosty
Face says the word is not treble; it terrible.
The old oven which is on the revolving
system has capacity of one hundred and
twenty FIVE loaves, each weighing five
pounds. The new oven which is now in
operation holds one hundred and fifty loaves.
Avis. Chevalier lie Hugo Loire Mon
sieurs Les Sherlock, Frank LIE TabAc a
Chiquer. C'est lie prodult de choise aux
quels novs conservouns, L aide de notre
procede special de fabrication, toute La
riches>e de leur arome natured. Loire
acceptee. Nil Desperandum says, 'tBlime' i,
gimme arr an ounce o Shag.
Butch, hand, in the following notice to
be inserted IN the Mirror for one month:
Information wanted as to the whereabouts
of Uncle John, who formerly was on one
of the great battleships of the German
Kaiser. Last seen in company with one
Sherlock British subject-as they boarded
a British man of war. Some fear that Uncle
John is a prisoner of war, while others assert
the Sherlock Uncle Johnruse, was simply
a desertion of the German flag"
Prot. Bugtrala went on his vacation last
Monday and was back again on Tues
day looking as black as crow It's
no use, cannot get along without him. The
following goes to the tune of the Minstrel
Boy. Air on Saturday afternoon.
(By Duke and Butch).
Prof. Bugtrala on his vacation has gone,
In the midst of Black beetles you will
fad him,
HIS fishing tackle he has girded on,
But his soap and Lowell he left behind him.
Land of song, doth the Gum Shoe Lancers
proclaim,
The great unwashed will soon be back
again, etc.
N. B. The Lancers are always right,
he came back the following day, and enter
ed his name on the Chiu auqua list Look
out Otto Mobile.
"To become demotic as an improvisatore,
one should be magnioquent, says lawn.
"a Lawyer in the town of s., made a
bet with the Mayor that he would allow the
Local Barber to shave him in the den of a
savage Lion All would have gone we'll
had it not been for one of the audience, Ia
LADY, who tainted, uttering higt. hysteri-
cal scream a, the crucial moment as she fell
into the arms of her chauffeur. The Barber
in his excitement cut off the Lawyers nose,
the Razor slipping from his the Lawyers
big toe, also. And every time he has to
wipe his nose''-"But er-der Lawyer Teller
it vass who der truth did tell sometimes not,
mis der Lions viskers, he did der nose shave
NIT der toe. Der Lion it vass who NIT
| ce-cream his cage he did in der voman's
arms faint, der Otto Mobile Teller 1t ISIS
NIT der Mayor Feller wipe ISIS nose NIT der
toe sr-er. Some more truth it ISIS not
Zjohn Ell. Frostyf" Said Hugo.
''Gee," soliquized Frosty Face, as he
gazed at the lugubrIous face of Mdile Duke,
he just luks like Spider Pongo, der scrap
per, WHO WOulu nave OScu Ger champion
heavy weight of der world, if he hadn t had
a wooden leg and a glass eye. remember
der time, when he took der first prize at a
cat and dorg show wild his Dachshund =
"er-er,' interrupted the eccentric Hugo,
''der dawg 1t ISIS vot der Zjawn teller calls
Dashound. Der dCrg broke loose der nigh,
before der show went on Frosty an he wor-
ried Jack rabbit an cat, an den he BIZ
a cop Oh der nit. Pongo was SO upset over
der affair dat he drank quart of feathers,
zen he tried ter swaler can of syrup fer a
chaser, we wor tickled ter death, over der
dorg. Yah. giggIed Hugo. Der Frise-
pighter it vass, VINO INIT his wooden eye, he
der other Teller see not. The Zjawn-rabblt
he did in der cage stay not. The Bolice-
mems 1t vass init ISIS glass leg he did der
Pussy-cuss bite init ISIS hand, er-er, dr.
Pongo teller he did der syrup tickle mi;
some feathers. F-r -s-t-y sternly enpha-
sized Hugo, der Duke dorg NIT wink of
ms wooden eye he would der Pongo dorg
eat.