The evening herald. [volume] (Albuquerque, New Mexico) 1914-1922, 1914-05-16

by the
- Second Fiddle. -

TT. As senator Mclean predicts. our
dove Of peace turns into a raven
= tho senator from Connecticut
doubtless will be- able To supply the
groak.
DEATH OF AN Engllsh aviator those
days attracts uu mote attention than
the arrest of d s%unrigcttc.
.
HAVING furnished a possible casus
bcln those war correspondents viii
% proceed to feed 10 lot u stun that
will make 1t ache.
D
BOSTON butcher has been convict
ed Of putting sawdust In his sausage
Hes mistaken his ocation Ills mt
urdl business be- breakfast food
o
REMINDS that the New York BOARD
of health has officially defined saus-
age.
NEXT THING we know somebody
viii rise az Co take the responsible
ity Tor mincemcat.
o
ECONOMISTS kick because We
spent more money ON jcwelry Tor our
wives and s~Wecthearts last year than
the Panama canal cost us. We got
along without the canal Tor quite a
spell. but we've never been able tu
set along without said wives ami
s-weethcarts ana they've never occn
able 20 get along without icNelry
from Cleopatra down.
o
IOWA wac the leading BuIl Moose
state. yet II lost In population during
the past year. Possibly because most
OF the Bun Moose were up the Anna
2on.
MADE OK q single piece 81 metal. q
new tool serves as Il hatchct. hammer.
nail pull,r and box chiscl Il was d.-
signed for special use by the English
militants.
UNCLE JOE CANNON is going 10
run for congress again. The states.
manship ha1it is worse than tobacco.
o
VACATION HINT Buy q return
ticket
THE MAYOR should also veto Tho
permanent injunction.
q
FOOL Gc%ographors who tried To- puy
7. Il. in the Doc Cool class SHOULD
have Remembered that 7. Il. inyoatcA
the Doc Cook class.
q
O'SHAUGHNEssY has a sou named
I Ts1fmH hAuHlfnHaa an sLIsF..HuFNRV lN
= eliminate.
DIPLOMACY Up Ia Date.
\. b.. G..
out Goes lie.
.
WE ARE tcnahiy INFORMED. RuJca.
that the correct way to pronounce /,
Is 'mashishc, with the pedal on the
yshC."
q
Another Illusion Smashed.
NINETY FIVE per cent ot the
English Wa!nuts are grown ia Cali
foruiu
.
GREAT BRITAIN faces a deficit OF
10000. 600 pounds Result OF forcibi:
feeding ~ militants.
o
WE HAVE with us today the hick
who wants to use the. wataf In Amer
lean railway stocks for "a trans-Con-
! tincutal canal
q
\ PROFESSOR has discovered that
a swallow Will eat 600 flies q day.
The nap Co date lunch counter should
install "a tame swallow on the rim
Of each and every sugar bowl
VISITOR IN cur midst today. after
LOOKING at the new city hall. wanted %
know when the IRE occurred.
o
WE SAW an elderly colorcd lady
climbing on a south bound Second
street csr this morning. she wore a
battered split straw hat ana Carried
a twenty foot bamboo fishing pole IN
one hand and q tin can IN the other.
Wen give "a free vacation trip 20 the
Barclas bridge 60 IA, hrst person gi .
ing the correct answer where fhe was
going and what she Vas going 10 do.
o
AFTER seeing hat, We give IL W.
spring has come, no matter what the
weather man sends.
O
JUST THINK of being rich enough
90 start out saturday morning with q
nshing pole and bait can Tor a dag On
the banks Of the silvery Rio Grandc.
.
IT'S "a ease where time has money
/ skinIcd a city block.