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Mrs. Grundy. (Tracy City, Tenn.) 1903-1930, 1914-09-10
No MANAGE In sanatorium.

DR.. Edward l.. Trudeau. who built
the first tuberculosis sanatorium in
the United States in 1885. says:
When | bought the first land on
which the Adirondack Cottage sanato-
rum is built paid s25 an acre for it,
but the price was then thought alb
surdly high. My last purchase of five
acres cost me $1,000. To my knowl-
edge, there has never been an employe
who came to the sanatorium in sound
health who developed tuberculosis
while there; and sanatorium can no
more endanger the health of the neigh
borhood in which 1t is built, even II
the residences are at Its very gates,
than 1t could II 1t we're placed on top
OF high mountain miles away from
habitatiou."
Mrs. Grundy. (Tracy City, Tenn.) 1903-1930, 1914-09-10

up; fasten the end to the end of the
skewer where 1t attaches to the cork
Now stick pins at the end of the cork,
and the effect is that of small yard
brush. This little contrivance makes
a charming gift. and is capital
bazaar article, for 1t is a novelty and
sells well. When for bazaar, a guam
tity can be made and different colors
of ribbon be employed such as pale
blue. pink, pale mauve, green and all
delicate tints.
On each pincushion, different kinds
OF pins could be used, and pretty de-
vice would be to have pins with glass
heads the color of the ribbon used,
These cushions should then be priced
according to the kind of pin used.
Those with ordinary pins on, of course,
would be marked cheaper than those
with glass or pearl heads.
Mrs. Grundy. (Tracy City, Tenn.) 1903-1930, 1914-09-10
BABY HAD SCALP TROUBLE

Carthage, Texas.-"My little girl had
some kind of breaking cut on her head
that came in white blisters and when
the blisters burst they formed some.
thing like scales. II washed her
head and combed the scales of they
would come again in Just few days.
The trouble looked something like
dandruff but was hard and scaly and
when the scales would come off all Of
the hair came also and would leave
the head raw.
Il had tried salves which only soft
ened the scales so l decided to use
Cuticura Soap and Ointment. I
washed her head with warm water and
Cuticura Soap and then applied the
Cuticura Ointment and let 1t remain
over night l used only one box Of
Cuticura Ointment and one bar Of
Cuticrra Soap and her head was we'll "
(Signed) Mrs Luella Biggs, Jan. 2S,
1914.
Cuticura Soap and Ointment sold
throughout the world. Sample of each
free, with 32-p. Skin Book. Address post.
card "Cuticura. Dept. l.. Boston. ADV,
Mrs. Grundy. (Tracy City, Tenn.) 1903-1930, 1914-09-10
THIS PiNCUSHl0N A NOVELTY
Really Ornamental, Though Made OF
Two Of the Most Simple Of
Household Articles,

A very novel pincushion can be
made from two very simple articles.
that are to hand In every household;
they are a cork and metal meat
skewer
Take some narrow ribbon, any color
preferred, and wrap 1t round and round
the skewer; wrap the same kind Of
ribbon round the cork, and cover so
that no cork is visible, Leave the
sharp end Of the skewer free, and
stick 1t in the center of the cork. At
the top end of the skewer make pref
ty bow of ribbon, and from it form a
loon by which the cushion can be hung
Mrs. Grundy. (Tracy City, Tenn.) 1903-1930, 1914-09-10
limitation and Answer.

Mr.. F. c. Phillips In his book, my
Varied Life" tells how the late Sir
George Honeyman, an Infamous
writer, sent down from the bench to
friend of his, leading Q. c., a
little note. Not able to make head
nor tail of 1t. the barrister scrubbed
something equally undecipherable
upon half-sheet Of notepaper, and
passed 1t up to the judge, Sir George
looked annoyed, and when the court
rose, said to his friend: What do
you mean by this? asked you to
come and dine with me tonight"
Yes" said the barrister, "and | re-
piled that | should be extremely glad
to do so"
Mrs. Grundy. (Tracy City, Tenn.) 1903-1930, 1914-09-10
DISAPPEARED
Coffee Ais Vanish Before Postum.

It seems almost too good to be
true, the way headache, nervousness,
insomnia, and many other obscure
troubles vanish when coffee Is dis
missed and Postum used as the regu'
lar table beverage.
The reason is clear. Coffee con-
tains a poisonous drug-caffeine-
which causes the trouble, but Postum
contains only the food elements IN
choice hard wheat with q little mo-
lasses.
A Phila. man grew enthusiastic and
wrote as follows:
Until IS months ago / used co1ee
regularly every day and suffered from
headache, bitter taste in my mouth,
and Indigestion; was gloomy and irri-
table, had variable or absent appetite
loss of flesh, depressed In spirits, etc.
81 attribute these things to cofee'
because since l quit It and have drank
Postum feel better than | had Tor
20 wears, am less susceptible 10 coio'
have gained 20 lbs. and the symptoms
have disappeared-vanished before
Postum"
Name given by Postum Co., Battle
Creek, Mich. Read "The Road 10
Wellville," in pkgs.
Postum comes in two forms; :,
ReouIar Postum-must be weli
hoiled. 15c and 25c packages.
instant Postum-is soluble pow
der, A teaspoonful dissolves quickly
in a cup Of hot water and. with cream
and sugar, makes delicious pever-
age instantly. soc and soc tins.
The cost per cup OF both KINGS 10
about the same.
"There's q Reason" for Postum.
sold by GrocerS
Mrs. Grundy. (Tracy City, Tenn.) 1903-1930, 1914-09-10

some physicians. The direct results
of restricting the action of the colon
are weakness, insomnia and dyspep-
sia: the indirect results are too numer.
Gus to mention and would be super
fluous, because the prevailing styles
in corsets conform in great degree to
natures demands.
The wise physician raises his voice
not against the use, but the abuse Of
the corset. A corset which supports
the abdomen will never be condemned
by those who are conversant with the
structure of the human body, mascu
line or feminine.
Mrs. Grundy. (Tracy City, Tenn.) 1903-1930, 1914-09-10
The Guarantee,

William j. Burns, the famous de-
tective, was talking in New York
about the recent dropping Of his name
from the honorary list of police chiefs.
1T is easy" Mr.. Burns said, ito
read the significance of that action.
Its significance is evil. 1t relates to
certain graft exposures on my part.
Yes. Its significance is as evil as the
clothier's guarantee.
"A young fellow went to clothier
to buy pair of flannel pants.
The last pair l got here shrunk,
he said. I was caught in the rain In
them and they shrunk something ter
rible Do you guarantee that these
won't shrink
Young Teller, said the dealer, I
guarantee them up to the hilt. Why,
every fire hose in New York but three
has squirted on them pants"
Mrs. Grundy. (Tracy City, Tenn.) 1903-1930, 1914-09-10
Possible Chance.

A young man who last month re.
ceived his diploma has been looking
around successfully for a position,
employment and job. Entering an
office the other day he asked to see
the manager, and while waiting for
that gentleman to become disengaged
he said to the Office boy:
do you suppose there is any open.
ing here for a college graduate?"
We'll. dere will be-" was the reply,
'if de boss don't raise me salary to
tree dollars week by termorrer
night. Boston Evening Transcript.
Mrs. Grundy. (Tracy City, Tenn.) 1903-1930, 1914-09-10
Well Meant.

On one occasion when the king and
queen of Great Britain visited togeth-
er very elaborate preparations were
made for their reception.
The city was lavishly decorated and
one enterprising tradesman, desiring
to display his loyalty, had the words,
Heaven bless them both" outlined in
paper flowers across the front Of his
shop. Unfortunately he forgot to re.
move a large business sign that was
just above.
The result read
Ham and beef sandwiches"
Heaven bless them BOTH"
Mrs. Grundy. (Tracy City, Tenn.) 1903-1930, 1914-09-10
Make BUILDINGS Rat Proof.

Modern construction Of dwellings
and other buildings will do more for
the ending of the rat pest than any
other preventive measure. Even old
premises may be made rat proof at
small expense, by closing all holes in
cellars and floors with concrete. All
of these campaigns in the war against
rats are likely soon to be urged upon
the nation by medical and trade bod
les, and even by legislation, to the
end that plague scares such as the
present one In New Orleans may be
averted for all time.
Mrs. Grundy. (Tracy City, Tenn.) 1903-1930, 1914-09-10

hands and forge right through. And
in the homes of the only moderately
well-to-do have seen the most charm
ingly tasteful results, They depended
not so much on their ability to spend
money as on their innate love Of
beauty and their Joy of contriving.
They have not become mentally in
ert.
Mrs. Grundy. (Tracy City, Tenn.) 1903-1930, 1914-09-10
DOES YOUR SKIN
ITCH AND BURN7

II you are suffering with eczema,
ringworm, heat-rash or other torment
ing skin eruption, try resinol ointment
and resinol soap. You will be sur.
prised how quickly the itching stops
and the skin becomes clear and
healthy again. Prescribed by doctors
for 10 years. All druggists sell resi-
mol ointment Goo and $1,000, and resi-
mol soap (25c) ADV.
Mrs. Grundy. (Tracy City, Tenn.) 1903-1930, 1914-09-10
Unreasonable.

George Bernard Shaw is one of the
few vegetarians who have remained
true to the faith, and In q recent letter
to a woman. reproaching her for her
fight against the aigrette when she
still ate meat, Mr.. Shaw said:
THE lack Of logic prevails every
where! We call the tiger ferocious
and ravaging beast but what would
you ladies be called If, for example
the lamb chop had a voice?"
Mrs. Grundy. (Tracy City, Tenn.) 1903-1930, 1914-09-10
The Drawback.

81 see where the women abroad are
offering to fight at the front, but
women will never make soldiers"
And why not?"
For one thing, each one would stop
in a hot engagement to powder her
nose"
Mrs. Grundy. (Tracy City, Tenn.) 1903-1930, 1914-09-10
AMAZING Case,

rs there anything special in the
case?" asked the reporter Of the bank
president whose cashier had stolen
SIT.
Yes" unused the president, you
may say that we did not trust him
implicitly"
Mrs. Grundy. (Tracy City, Tenn.) 1903-1930, 1914-09-10
ChanueabIe Sash.

The Sash can be arranged to tie at
almost any point and still be fash
ionable sash. One new street suit
shows a sash that comes from the
back and ties in big, Topping bow in
the middle of the front below the
knees.
Mrs. Grundy. (Tracy City, Tenn.) 1903-1930, 1914-09-10
LEAVING a Rich Field.

what are you laughing at?" asked
the Old Fogy. Whats so funny in
that paper?"
'It says here that hundred persons
have left New York to engage In mis-
sionary work." said the Crouch.
Mrs. Grundy. (Tracy City, Tenn.) 1903-1930, 1914-09-10
Let's Be Charitable.

The inventor OF the first player pi-
ano is dead at eighty-five. Peace to his
ashes. Let US forgive him. He never
knew what his device would do to
nervous folk In our noise-ridden Amer
lean cities.
Mrs. Grundy. (Tracy City, Tenn.) 1903-1930, 1914-09-10
OBSERVATION-DISCLOSURES
Once Too Often.

Parson Black (sternly)-D you
come by dat wateh-melyun honestly,
Bruddeh Bingy?
The Melon Toter-'Deed did, pah-
son; ebry day TO nigh on two weeks
Puck.
Mrs. Grundy. (Tracy City, Tenn.) 1903-1930, 1914-09-10
For Burns and scaIds.

In case of burns and scalds apply
Hanfords Balsam of Myrrh and get
relief Apply it to cool the skin and
take the fire out. Have bottle al
ways on hand to use in case of accl-
dents, Adv.
Mrs. Grundy. (Tracy City, Tenn.) 1903-1930, 1914-09-10
A Ready SUGGESTION.

"Leonidas! believe there is bur
glar in the house.
Suppose you make one of your
speeches, Henrietta" suggested Mr.
Meekton. 9TH either scare him or
put him to Sleep.
Mrs. Grundy. (Tracy City, Tenn.) 1903-1930, 1914-09-10
RuB.MY-IIsM

VIII cure your Rheumatism and all
kinds of aches and pains-Neuralgia,
Cramps, Collie, Sprains, Bruises, Cuts,
Old Sores, Burns, etc. Antiseptic
Anodyne. Price 25c.-Adv.
Mrs. Grundy. (Tracy City, Tenn.) 1903-1930, 1914-09-10

Satin and velvet pansies In splendid
puppies and yellows, four times the
natural size that grows in our gar
dens, are used on hats. They are also
used in the front of the bodice Just
above the deep girdle
Mrs. Grundy. (Tracy City, Tenn.) 1903-1930, 1914-09-10

We hear of new uses Of Hanford's
Balsam Of Myrrh. In dehorning cat
tie, light applications help to stop
bleeding, making the use Of hot iron
unnecessary. Adv.
Mrs. Grundy. (Tracy City, Tenn.) 1903-1930, 1914-09-10

The average woman can do anything
with a hairpin except sharpen a pen
cil-and she can do that with her
teeth.
Mrs. Grundy. (Tracy City, Tenn.) 1903-1930, 1914-09-10
How To Give ouinlne To Children

FEBRILINE Is the trademark name given to an
improved Quinine. II Is Tasteless Syrup pleas
ant to take and does not disturb the stomach
Children take II and never know Il Is Quinine.
Also especially adapted TO adults who cannot
take ordinary Quinine. Does not nauseata nor
cause nervousness nor ringing in the head. Try
1t the next time you need Quinine for any pur-
pose. Ask for z-ounce original package The
name FEBRILINE is blown in bottle. as cents
Mrs. Grundy. (Tracy City, Tenn.) 1903-1930, 1914-09-10
No. SIx-SjXTy-SJX

This Is prescription prepared es.
pecially for Malaria or chills and
Fever. Five or six doses will break
any case, and II taken then as a tonic
the fever will not return. 25c.-Ady.
Mrs. Grundy. (Tracy City, Tenn.) 1903-1930, 1914-09-10
In Siberia.

Pleasure party?" asked the first
Cossack.
you might say So" answered the
other We're going for knouting."
Mrs. Grundy. (Tracy City, Tenn.) 1903-1930, 1914-09-10
Beautifier. Makes the
skIn soft, white and
s..a.----z.--- beautiful You viii DO
today. NINE DEARiB, 1891 Vinton. Memphis, renn-
ouQht to Feel Tired.

Bobbie--Dont you feel tired. Mr..
Bibble?
Guest-No. Bobbie. Why do you
ask?
Bobbie-'Cause pa said he met you
last night and you we're carrying an
awful load.
Mrs. Grundy. (Tracy City, Tenn.) 1903-1930, 1914-09-10

Not From the Burns Collection.
Where did golf originate, Sandy"
1T wass furrst spoken in Scotia,
lad philadelphia Ledger.
Mrs. Grundy. (Tracy City, Tenn.) 1903-1930, 1914-09-10
Continuing the Aroument.

you prefer swords to pistols when
you engage in a duel?"
Yes" replied the Frenchman.
Swords enable you to get In more
gestures"
Mrs. Grundy. (Tracy City, Tenn.) 1903-1930, 1914-09-10
MONEY GIVEN RACK.

After all other so,called remedies have
failed try Suits EAS-Ir for Headache,
Neuralgia or Indigestion. Good for The
Next Morning After The Night Before.
Your money back if you want it. Ask
your druggist. Contains No Opiate, Adv.
Mrs. Grundy. (Tracy City, Tenn.) 1903-1930, 1914-09-10
No Improvement.

How does Percy De Soft improve
his timer"
HE doesn't"
Mrs. Grundy. (Tracy City, Tenn.) 1903-1930, 1914-09-10
Oulv One ..BROMO oIJININHv

To get the genuine, call for full name. LAxA.
TIVE BRoMo QUININE. Look for signature OF
Z. w. GROVE, Cures Cold in One Day. Stops
cough and headache, and works off cold. 2sc.
Mrs. Grundy. (Tracy City, Tenn.) 1903-1930, 1914-09-10
Whenever You Need a General Tonic
Take Groves

The Old Standard Groves Tasteless
chill Tonic is equally valuable as a
General Tonic because it contains the
we'll known tonic properties of QUININE
and IRON. 1t acts on the Liver, Drives
out Malaria, Enriches the Blood and
Buildr up the Whole System. 50 cents
Mrs. Grundy. (Tracy City, Tenn.) 1903-1930, 1914-09-10
FIGURE GRoucHy

It is likely that your liver needs stir
ring up. Wright's Indian Vegetable
Pills will set you right quickly. Adv.
Mrs. Grundy. (Tracy City, Tenn.) 1903-1930, 1914-09-10

To stop bleeding use Hanford's Bal
sam. ADV.
Mrs. Grundy. (Tracy City, Tenn.) 1903-1930, 1914-09-10

YOUR OWN DRUGGIST WILL. TELL. YOU
Try Murine Eye Remedy for Red, Weak, Watery
lust hye Comfort. Write for Book OF the hye
By mali Free. Murine Rye Remedy Co., Chicago
Mrs. Grundy. (Tracy City, Tenn.) 1903-1930, 1914-09-10
Sad Result.

What was the fruit of your enter
prise?"
Mostly lemons"
Mrs. Grundy. (Tracy City, Tenn.) 1903-1930, 1914-09-10

A cat will not look at king II there
Is a mouse In sight.
Mrs. Grundy. (Tracy City, Tenn.) 1903-1930, 1914-09-10

For mosquito bites apply Hantords
Balsam. Adv.
Mrs. Grundy. (Tracy City, Tenn.) 1903-1930, 1914-09-10
The Remedy.

What cultural notes that singer
has!"
"Then let's curb them"
Mrs. Grundy. (Tracy City, Tenn.) 1903-1930, 1914-09-10

Sore Eyes, Granulated Eyelids and Stiles
promptly healed with Roman Eye Bal
sam. Adv.
Mrs. Grundy. (Tracy City, Tenn.) 1903-1930, 1914-09-10

The gentleman with the cloven hoof
may trot with the gentleman who has
cloven breath.
Mrs. Grundy. (Tracy City, Tenn.) 1903-1930, 1914-09-10

A man has to be of some conse-
quence to meet a Waterloo.
Mrs. Grundy. (Tracy City, Tenn.) 1903-1930, 1914-09-10

man can treat the crowd in bar
room and still be bore the morning
after.
Mrs. Grundy. (Tracy City, Tenn.) 1903-1930, 1914-09-10

The Great Moving Picture.
Knicker-Been to the movies
Bocker-Well, looked at map OF
Europe.
Mrs. Grundy. (Tracy City, Tenn.) 1903-1930, 1914-09-10

DR.. Peery's vermifuge "Deed Shot" kills
and expels Worms In very few hours
Adv.
Mrs. Grundy. (Tracy City, Tenn.) 1903-1930, 1914-09-10

Men without enemies have but few
friends.
Mrs. Grundy. (Tracy City, Tenn.) 1903-1930, 1914-09-10

It's better. to offend some people
than to oblige them.
Mrs. Grundy. (Tracy City, Tenn.) 1903-1930, 1914-09-10

You can safely place faith In Han.
fords Balsam of Myrrh. Adv.
Mrs. Grundy. (Tracy City, Tenn.) 1903-1930, 1914-09-10

Cures Old Sores, Other Remedies Won't Cure.
The worst cases, no matter of how long standing,
are cured by the wonderful, old reliable Or.
Porter's Antiseptie Healing OIL. It relieves
Pain and Heals at the same time. 25c. Soc. si.0o
The times dispatch. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1903-1914, 1914-03-08

Paris, March L.
RI m Lac. CHRISTIANE DIX has really
Vf startled Paris. Mile. Dix is
dancer. One OF the newest N Hfe
extraordinary but interesting school that
has broken away from the classic tradi.
ton and aims to be picturesque OF the
picturesquensess OF her dances there is no
question. Nile. Dix initiates, translates
into terpsichorean symbols, the humble
bug.
Is she serious?" asks Paris. hesltating
between its amusement ct the grotes.
querie and real admiration for the grace
or her creations. 1t seems most likely
that Mile. Dix isn't quite serious-that she
is really playing a lovely joke on Paris
and the other dancers who are initiating
everything else except bugs.
For really" says Mile. Dix there was
nothing laft for me to interpret There
has been such an invasion OF nature bv
the dancers. Mile. Roncr studied the
drifting clouds and the rolling surf and
based new dances upon this theme; Ladye
Vivian initiated tree branches and flower
stems in motion; La Cal fashioned her
most daring dance upon the model of
leopards wooing. Are there not bird
dances aud butterfly dances--look at the
Russians with their Bird of Fire and the
Bunny Hug, the It's Il Bear the Uorae
Walk, the Serpent Glide and others. Alas,
l was driven to the bug
But being driven to the bug grew 10
learn It's lul beauty and worth OF char.
acter 1t is more constant than tho cloud
and quite as graceful. Also, IL is healthy.
Ut has perfect balance; perfect control OF
every part. ALL it was difficult TO initiate
the bug, but having done so | have trans
ferred to myself its perfect control and
balance. | am healthier than ever before
The beetle. He is as poetic rs the bear.
lie is a necessary creature, too lie is a
good creature, although his taste is no,
delicate.
Atrocities! Who dare call them so?
lhey are nature itself. All OF last Summer
/ lived in little inn in the green heart
Of the Forest OF F'ontainebeu / did it that
! might study the bugs, the dear little
bugs. Does not Mile. Duncan study the
Greek vases, another the tomb frescoes OF
Egypt, still another the wrecked remains
of Mycenac? IL SO, do you marvel that |
Mas happy studying the bugs OF Fontane-
oleau?
"-Ah, those musical bees. Those gray
The times dispatch. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1903-1914, 1914-03-08

The main idea aimed n is the effect OF
yonth--a shrewd device for attracting a wide
range Of buyers.
These youthful hats, intended to make wo-
men more youthful, even in advance OF
Spring. sometimes have feathers, which rise
from the hat like a column OF smoke Or
they may be crossed or single or clipped
short They may form teeth around the
crown. or spread out like palms. You may
use tufts Of feathers OF contrasting colors
which on the dark background OF the moire
crown, produce startling effect.
As TO ostrich plumes-put those horrible
huge nightmares away! They may be used
now only as light crowns. around the brim
The times dispatch. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1903-1914, 1914-03-08

They may be used 10 acccntuate the flare or
line OF brn.
Oh the other hand the Ibis feather so long,
slender, Inc and trembling in the wind like
PINK and white streamer is all the so.
These mats may however be trimmed with
ribbons. But these ribbons are up-to.date in
design and colorlng. with their mosaics like
fu;urist paintings flashing the glowing over
bands OF black velvet, and spread out III the
shape OF wings, or Tyres. or even interroga-
non points. Ribbons are used too, when roll
ed togIher as the base Oh which a bunch OF
feathers is erected: bright green with fan
OF leaves, three microscopic applos-you can
10 almost anything with these ribbons
Nevertheless. they are really hats-these
crazy Spring affairs!
The times dispatch. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1903-1914, 1914-03-08

ants, intent, serious, like the worried gray
coated men of the Bourse But most fas-
cinating OF all the little tumb!ng, awkward
beetles OF the harnyard How l loved
them!
"Associat!ng with the low bug has up
lifted me- Nraiment !, s most Ger.
tainly so. I was lazy and the bee made
me ashamed. l was improvident. 1t seemed
that nigh, die as 80 many dancers have
died In cafe III debt in the Montmartre. |
watched the eSer-hoarding ant and now
have Tor the first time in nv life q bank
account NOT overdrawn. buy mo next
week house in La Muette, where I shall
he the neighbor OF Americans But the
beetle! My beautiful green favoritg.
From him ! learned the true JOY OF labor
The beetle is 4 real democrat The bees
The times dispatch. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1903-1914, 1914-03-08
of the New Bonnets That viii Be Seen ON the BouIe

Paris. March 3
a Li.EADY, with Paris pavemeEts glisten-
"A ing with February sleet, the new
- - Spring hats are out---thc very last
dozen words in Spring hats. for there IS Il
grand splash OF variations on the general
Spring theme.
II ever Spring hats were crazy, these are
but undeniaoy attractive, even charming, in
their lack of sanity.
These new Spring hats are already quito
the rage, though as yet unreasonable. And
they so easily and charmingly initiated
in inexpensive materials that they might be
called, THE Midinettes' JOY"