The Anderson daily intelligencer. [volume] (Anderson, S.C.) 1914-1915, 1914-10-02

rocs garden under me. YOyIl-- hel.r.
that ia. Ia la Mt the Cafe McCann
now. P;ong ha,garsongs. =. The bo-
hemie i crowd there have become tired
of 'g,rsong' since O'Rafferty, the head
waiter. punched three OF them for
calling him it Oh, no: the towns
strickiy on the bum these nights. Ev-
erybody's away. Saw a downtown
merchant on roof garden this even
ing with his stenographer. Show was
80 dull he went to sleep. A waiter
biting on q dime tip to zee IL 1t was
good half woke him up. He locks around
lnnd sees Es little pothooks perpetra-
tor. .E'm! says ne. win you take q
letter, Miss Del St MontmerepcyT
SuTe, in minute says she. 'if you'll
make itan *
THAT was the best thing happened
son the roof. So you see how dull it Is.
IA, Ia, lap &
"'TiS fine ye have 1t up there in So
ciety, Miss Diana. Ye have the cat
show and the horse show and the mil
itary tournaments where the privates
i0oia sFa1G as gener5,is und the generals
ye have the Sportsmen's show, where
the girl that measures SO. 10. 45 cooks
breakfast food In q birch bark wig.
wan on the banks OF the Grand canal
OF Venice conducted by one of the
Vanderbilts. Bernard McFadden. and
the Rererenda Dowie and Duss. And
ye have the French ball. where the
original Cohens and the Robert Emmett.
\ Sangerbund society dance the high
land fling one with another. And ye
have the grand O'Rynn bSll. which ia
the most beautiful pageant, in. the
world, where the French students vie
with the Tyrolean wnrblers in doln'
Sehe cakewalk. Ye have the best job
for statue In the whole town, Miss
Diana. r-
"'Tis weary work" sighed the is
|a3and statue. "disseminatin' the science
's'o9 iibGft iifi ~ " a1e6 sof1 einle5
when take.a peep down at Ellis As
land and see the gang Of immigrants
I'm supposed 70 -lig.e up. 'tirr Tempt
ed am to blow out the gas and Jet the
coroner write, out their naturalization
papers," s.
"Say, it's shame, ain't 1t, to give
you the worst end of it," came the
sympathetic antiphony OF the ,steeple-
chase goddess. 'tt must be awfpiiy
lonesome down there with so much
water around you. i don't see how you
ever keep your hair in curl. And that
Mother Hubbard you are wearing went
out ten years ago. think those sculp-
tor guys ought to be held for damages
for putting iron or marble clothes on q
lady. That's where Mr.. st. Gaudens
was wise. I'm always a little ahead OF
the styles. but they're coming my way
pretty fast Excuse my back q md
nent. cadght puff of wind from
/ the north. Shouldn't wonder &c things
had iooseied up. In Esopus There
now. It's fn The we0t. What were
/ yon saying, Mrs. Liberty T.57,. II
| "a fine chat I've had With ye. Mis-
Diane ha'am. but see one OF them
EuTopsan steamers 5ssfiiils, q III; ::iiiF;9 sbE
/ Nafrows, dnd z nhst be 1fte6din, ID
/ me {. duties. iris me 5ob ftoi iaztehA
/ aloft the torch of liberty to welcome
all them that s1rpive the skieks TINT
the steernge stewards give 'en; while
landin'. Sure tbs great country ye
can come to for; So, so. and the doctos
waftin' to send ye back homo free III
he secs yer eyes red from cryin 2fof itss
|. The golden statue yeered In. the
changing breeze. menaeing many points
on the horizon with i;s aufeate arrow
$50 long. Aunt Liberty" sweetiy
called Diana or the Tower. .'Sonae
night when tho winds right IN call
you mp again. But, sayi iYon hayer1t
got suehs n fierce Kick coming about
yonr job I've kept pretty good