The Lakeland evening telegram. (Lakeland, Fla.) 1911-1922, 1914-10-05
GOOD DISCIPLINE
BY GRACE MOON.

| q by 0hAS6 mSSNs
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III you think any member of your
family needs spiritual stimulant dur.
, ing the present Lenten season." said
the girl with the camera slung over
her shoulder. buy a tank and a scale
and Q few dozen different chemicals,
and Q book of directions and leave him
to his fate. The seeds Of humility, pa
tience and long suffering will bear
fruit q thousand fold.
Don't laugh; it's true! II you know
anything about the capital sins you
know that pride is at the head Of the
list. To cure 1t, let some one take q
good swift snapshot Of you when
you're not looking. 1t can reveal and
correct more beauty defects than 50
visits to the shop where they make
you beautiful while you wait. When
that same snapshot is three or four
years old and you gaze upon the hat
that was none too becoming in its best
days, you begin to realize that the lily
of the field had some advantages over
Solomon.
"As for patience, amateur photog.
raphy Is more instructive than Bruce's
spider and more effective than Jobs
soliloquies. When you have measured
out ~ ounces Or nypo m na1r ounce
scale-which means that you have to
balance it 30 times, to the rhythmic
chant Of twenty grains one scruple,
three scruples one dram, eight drams
one ounce'-and then forget whether
the last measure was the twenty-first
! or twenty-second half ounce, and you
have to spill it all out and begin over
again, if you can do it with cheerful
heart your spiritual condition is en-.
couraging.
when you come home from a vaca.
ton with several rolls of films and be.
gin developing the best and most cher
ished roll and it comes out Of the tank
| distinct and clear and you drop it into
a bowl Of innocent looking hot water
which should have been coda bowl
which a member OF your family had
placed carelessly at your side-and
you see your jolly groups of bathers
and cancers run into shapeless mass
Of gelatin and you hold in your hand
q blank film roll. then II you can turn
to the offender and say with serenity:
It's all right. I really don't mind
then you have merited q triple halo.
DO you wish to understand your
neighbor? Try q group picture. In
the first place, when it comes to posing
q group. have you ever observed the
serene Indifference with which each
member regards the position and ad.
vantages Of every other member? The
most humble and retiring individual
quietly and persietently slides into an
advantageous position, regardless Of
the same desire on the p,
one else.
| "And when the same group has been
finished and you talk about light and
shade, tone and contrast-you were
not In 1t, of course-and you try to get
| anyone else to observe these points
and you Say. Don't you think the
shadows are good?' your friend will
Invariably reply, I didn't know l had
. double chin!' or I certainly can't
wear soft collar!'
Then you suddenly realize that
your modest self-effscing friend has q
normal ego.
For social popularity the snapshot
b an open sesame. II with your bread
! and butter letter you can inclose a few
snapshots Of the infant idol of the
family, Of your hosts new chicken
coop, or your hostess new porch set,
the invitation to come again will be
: sincere and urgent.
When 1t comes to generosity this
gentle art Of snapshotting has no
equal. Suppose In rash moment you
have promised each Of eight friends q
full set of IL prints. After q prelimi.
nary struggle with drains and scruples
you start In to print. Your family ad.
monishes. urges and finally commands
| you to be sensible and go to bed, but
you feel that you must persist in your
! altruistic endeavors. It Is midnight
before you get your SO prints to wash
In a bowl Of running water in the
kitchen sink.
when you return at the end of an
hour you find that several Of the prints,
with the perversity Of inanimate
things. have slipped over the drain
and miniature Niagara Is splashing
down upon the floor.
1.-THE heat has been of two hours
and it's ten degrees below zero, and
the kitchen has a west exposure, but
you open the door and sweep strenu-
ously and exhaustively. And you hear
the splash Of the water out the porch,
on the landing below. then on the walk
In the yard, and you think of the pro.
file of drainage Of the great lakes, And
you tread lightly and softly, partly be-
cause you are reluctant to dislodge
the water soaked ceiling in the fat be-
low and partly because you are afraid
OF waking your family and bringing
down on your unoffending head a