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The Yale expositor., 1914-09-24
"Why, HeIlol" He Exclaimed.

THAT is Mr.. Blake, the one in the
company, you know. You know him"
How the-mischief did you come
to know them?" growled James.
why, l told you, James, when
met them six months ago at church
entertainment. They sometimes go to
our church"
II like their internal nerve, bowling
to you in that free and easy manner"
proceeded this darling James.
why, they bowed mostly to you,
DEAR" hazarded suffering Genevieve.
We'll, didn't bow to them-not so
you could notice it-impertinent young
puppies Numbered James, the lam
bent lightnings OF a husbands right
eous wrath flashing from his eyes.
And thereupon James arose in slip
pered majesty, entered the front door,
still emitting flashes of flames, and
went-still majestically-to bed.
II was about seven o'clock of blaz-
ing July evening, and James was not
only warm when he went to bed, but
he got warmer and warmer for an APP
preciable period, or until the cooling
winds of the night wooed for him a
fitful slumber.
Genevieve went TO bed, also. after a
miserable hour or two, during which
she experienced a double-barrelled
case OF the horrors-1rst. for fear
James would lose out in business for
plain rudeness; and, second, for fear
that, in the morning, he would still
cherish ideas in his head and say un-
pleasant things at breakfast, though
the facts were that she had never laid
eyes upon those miserable, wretched
young men more than half doaen
times In her life, and she hoped they
would both die of heart failure be
The Yale expositor., 1914-09-24
Salmon WsIahs 81 Pounds.

Astoria, Ore.-The largest royal
Chinook salmon taken this year was
caught by II. p. Nelson, a gillnetter.
II is fine specimen and weighs 81
pounds. This fish will be preserved
and IL IL is the largest caught will be
exhibited at the 1915 fair in San Fran
cisco.
The Yale expositor., 1914-09-24
Very Dangerous.

Friend-why, Elvira, what's the
matter?
Elvira-Oh. ! don't know, only I'm
worried to DEATH I've had the same
girl six weeks. and she doesn't talk
about leaving yeti
FRIENDSHIP doesn't?
Flvira-No. not a word, Size must
be I'm love with ray husband!
The Yale expositor., 1914-09-24
Too Ambiguous.

Thornton-When Willie Wimpus
wanted a new motor car he thought
he would throw out broad hint to
his father.
Rosemary-Did the scheme work?
Thornton-Not exactly He told the
old man he would like something he
could start and stop, and his father
bought him a dollar watch.
The Yale expositor., 1914-09-24
HE'S Too Gond-

Dolly-At last have met my Ideal!
Kind hearted, modest. patient. self
denying! But, alas, married!
Daisy-Dont worry! No woman will
live long with such a freak! You'll
get a chance at him.
The Yale expositor., 1914-09-24
Social Welfare.

First Barroom Politician-Say, Bill
wot's this bloomin' mortuarium they
be tarkin' so much about?
Second Poltician-Well, we see, it s
like this. You don't pay nothin' TO no.
body and the government pays il for
We.
First Politician-Well that sounds
a bit of all right. doant it.-Londop
Punch.
The Yale expositor., 1914-09-24
Physicians Recommend Castoria

ASTORIA has met with pronounced favor the physicians pharma-
~ ucal societies and medical authorities It used by physicians
results most gratifying The extended of Casto unquesonay the
result Of three facts fTh dputabe evidence that it is harmless:
s'That it not only aays stomach pains and ques the nerves. but asm
es the food Tt is agreeable and perfect substitute for OIL
absolutely SAFE does not contain any Opium Morphine narcotic
and does not supe unlike Soothing Syup Bemans Drops GOdfs
Cordial etc. This good deal for Medical Journal Our duty how
danger and record the advancing health The day
for poisoning innocent children through greed ignorance ought end To
knowledge Casa remedy which produces coposre by
regulating the sySemnot by Supplying and readers entitled to
the information Halls Journal Of AeaAh.
The Yale expositor., 1914-09-24
Girl Leads Band coneerta.

Jersey City, N. Margaret NJ.
Meehan, nineteen. will lead FIVE of
the municipal band concerts scheduled
for the summer, The young miss will
receive 500 per concert.
The Yale expositor., 1914-09-24
Sorry for Him.

John, there's a burglar in the
house"
Poor fellow; it's hard to work for
nothing"
The Yale expositor., 1914-09-24
Shame on Him.

What is your friend so elated
lbout?'
Seems his wife is marooned in Eu-
.ope. louisville Covvier-Journal.
The Yale expositor., 1914-09-24

1t is well to be able to talk, but
there are times when silence is more
valuable.
The Yale expositor., 1914-09-24

Men who have nothing else to apollo
gize for should apologize for being on
earth
The Yale expositor., 1914-09-24

Between two evils it is better to
marry for money than for a chance to
get even
The Yale expositor., 1914-09-24

Ten smiles for nickel. Always buy Red
Cross Ball Blue; have beautiful clear white
clothes. Adv.
The Yale expositor., 1914-09-24

YOUR own DRUGGIST WILL TELL YOU
Fry Murine Eye Remedy for Red Weak. Watery
iust Rye Comfort. Write for Book of the l.ye
By mail Free. Murine Eye Remedy Co. Chicago.
The Yale expositor., 1914-09-24

Every man has a hobby and every
woman two OF three.
The Yale expositor., 1914-09-24
A Word From the Weary.

You seem inclined to favor criti-
cism of the railroads"
Yes" replied the weary statesman;
I'm tired of having them criticize my
motives. Let 'em criticize somebody's
locomotives"
The Yale expositor., 1914-09-24

It's easier to get a poor wife than a
good cook.
Evening capital and Maryland gazette. (Annapolis, Md.) 1910-1922, 1914-03-09
LIEUT.. ZIMMERMAN ILL.
Suddenly Stricken With Illness Sl St.
msry's Church Yesterday.

While attending service at the 8
o'clock Mass in st. Mary's r. C.
Church yesterday, Lieut.. Charles A.
Zimmerman, director of the Naval
Academy Sand, was suddenly taken
i'll.
Mr.. Zimmerman is organist and
choirmaster at ST. Mary's Church and
was at the organ when the attack
seized him. He was assisted to his
home on Conduit street by Mr.. Ber-
nard Wiegard, and Mr.. small. Surgeon
Parker, Of the Naval Academy was
summoned. Lieutenant Zimmerm an
is suffering from an attack of sci
atica, TO which he has been subject
of late.
Mr.. Gimme rmsn is organist and
choirmaster at the Naval Academy
Chapel, and was unable TO preside
At the organ there yesterday morn
ing, owing to his illness. Mr.. Harry
Schre yer, q member Of The Naval
Academy band played the Chapel
organ at the morning service. Pro-
fessor Zimmerman is reported in an
improved condition today.
Evening capital and Maryland gazette. (Annapolis, Md.) 1910-1922, 1914-03-09
TWO MORE CANDIDATES PASS.
Papers in Case Of Eight Would be
Niddies, Delayed 10 Arrival,
Have Been Marked.

Only two Of the eight candidates
for admission as midshipmen ct the
Naval Academy who took the mental
examinations in February, and whose
papers were delayed in reaching An
napolis, were successful, according
to the academic board Of the Acad-
envy. by which the papers were mark.
ed.
The two successful ones are: A. S.
Marley, Jr., principal, Fret Mis-
souri,, and D. H. Minard, alternate.
south Dakota, at large. This makes
9 total Of 40 who passed the fret
examinations, a list of 68 names
having hitherto been announced by
the academic board. There were
1876 young men who took the tests. 2
The physical examinations will
begin at the Academy shortly, and
all candidates who qualify and are
entitled tc appointment will be
given leave until June 10, when the
nucleus Of the new fourth class
will be formed The second and last
of the mental tests will be held in
April under civil service regulations
at the various stations throughout
the country, as usual
Evening capital and Maryland gazette. (Annapolis, Md.) 1910-1922, 1914-03-09
CAPT. FULLAM HOST AT DINNER.
Rev. Or. ShipmaB, Guest Of Honor
Governor GOIdsbOroush Unable To
Attend.

Capt. VIM. r. Fullam superinten.
dent of the Naval Academy, and
Mrs. Fullam were hosts last night
at dinner given at their quarters
in Blake Row, in honor of Rev. DR..
Herbert Shipman, OF New. York,
who preached at the Chapel in the
morning.
Governor Goldsborough was to have
zen guest, but he was prevented
from attending by slight indisposi.
tion. There were twenty persons at
table. Those, in addition to the
host and hostess, were:
Rev. Herbert Shipmsn, Capt. George
w. Logan, commandsnt Of midship-
men, and Mrs. Logan; Com. aud Mrs.
C. r. Preston, Com. and Mrs. A. b.
Hoff, Com. and Mrs. r. c. Bulmer,
Lieut.. Com. and Mrs. K. G. Castle
man, Mr.. and Mrs. Ralph Robinson.
Of Baltimore; Mrs. Lanning, wife Of
Com. Harris Lanning, Mise Willis.
of New York, who is house guest
at the Superinte ndent's residence I;
Mrs. Austin l.. Sands, and Miss Rhoda
Fullam, daughters OF Superintendent
and Mrs. Fullam, Lieut.. Com. Adolf
plus Andrews. aid to the superinten-
dent, and Lieut.. David w. Bagley.
Evening capital and Maryland gazette. (Annapolis, Md.) 1910-1922, 1914-03-09

,as City Council
ulthly session to-
routine business, in
Ht-.y reports Of the
officials, will be filed.
no matters Of general
come up tor considera-
90 present indications.
Evening capital and Maryland gazette. (Annapolis, Md.) 1910-1922, 1914-03-09
lien NEED RELIGION
WOMEN ACCEPT IT
Sermon by the Rev. Herbert
Shipman D. D. at Naval
Academy Chapel.
UNIVERSAL NOT INDIVIDUAL.
A Greed MAY be Marrow. But q
Creed is Better Than Thought
That Ignores All Things.

hht AbHOANo Nu lungs
The Rev. Herbert Shipman, d. D.. +,
II New York, rector OF the Church
1T Heavenly Rest, preached at the
Naval Academy Chapel yesterday
morning. His text was THE spirit
Itself beareth witness with our spirit
hat we are the childrt of God, I"
Romans, l6:s The minister said
There are many things in the ma
ture Of men about which we are an
certain, and about which We may
never know until we reach the other
gorld, but there are some things of
which we are certain. First that re-
ipion needs men. Men are called to-
LAY with the same certainty that our
Lord called st. Andrew and st. Paul.
Second, men need religion. Women
accept religion more readily than
men. This shows that the condi-
ions in which men are, more trying
than those in which women are
placed Jesus said man needs re-
igion, and Jesus is yet to be proved
wrong in anything he ever said.
Third, men and religion belong to
each other. Some men say they are
not religiously inclined. TIE differ
ence between them and religious
men il that while all have sense
Of religion, the religious man grows
in wisdom and the irreligious does
not.
Religion is not a temperament.
10 "a. =.
not without religion. He thinks he
is without it because he looks upon
religion as churchmanship, creed,
feeling and emotion There is where
the irreligious make their mistake.
Religion includes all these when
right and excludes them when wrong.
Those who possess all these may not
be religious, and those without them.
like the Pagan soldier Of whom Christ
said he had not found such faith as
he had in all Israel, may have re-
ligion. Religion is not an individual
ity. 1t is univ ,fsality. It is in
every man, in every man who has not
lost his soul and his love of good
RVS. Goodness existed before we
came, and will exist after we are
gone. God is the source of good
ness. There is no such thing as good
ness without religion. A good man
is at one end Of the road and yet the
orher end Of it is all that God wants
him to do.
Every righteousness is within
yourself. To do your duty to your
self, your city, your nation-thst is
the kingdom of God. The goal is
before us, doing each duty as it
comes to as. That is tn will of God
the voice of God within US. A
creed may be narr0wness, but creed
is better than that thought which
ignores everything. Religion does not
require you TO know theology. but it
demands Of yiu to follow that which
i best and highest within you. If
you follow the God and conscience
within you, you will not be the un-
faithful man, but the divine within
you will lead you. To 10 the best
we know within us makes every one q
man.
Evening capital and Maryland gazette. (Annapolis, Md.) 1910-1922, 1914-03-09
MISS HEREFORD PLEASES
IN MONOLOGUES
Original Sketches Presented in
lnimitable Style.
AT ACADEMY AUDITORIUM.
An Afternoon Entertainment Pre-
scented by An Artistic Entertainer.

At the Naval Academy Saturday
afternoon Miss Beatrice Herford gave
an entertainment consisting Of Eve
monologues written and delivered by
herself. The suiience was repre-
sentative one OF naval officers and
their families, with a sprinkling Of
citizens and gallery filled with mid
shipmen.
Miss Herford kept them laughing
from the time she struck the keynote
of "In Restaurant, until the close
Of her program, 1.-THE Porch La
dies. Her five original monologues
were most entertaining and she her
self, delightful. Miss Herford is said
to he the lone and only" monologist,
and she is certainly unrivaled in this
class of work. Her limitations are
true 10 life, her mimicry delightful
and all of her studies are presented
in keenly satirical style that stamp
her the artist of monologue.
Each of her monologues is a COM
plete little character study and sh 2
has the rare gift of humor, obssrya-
tion and diction. She kept her au-
dience laughing, almost without in
PERMISSION, yet her monologues are
practically devoid of caricature.
Her first monologue ain a Restau-
rant" reproduced to nicely the
Characteristic traits OF the average
womaa of the world dining in a res
taurant, while on shopping expedi-
tion with her daughters, and a party
4 friends. Its naturalness and the
facial expressions of Miss Herford
made the subject very realistic.
This was followed by an imitation
Of New England seamstress, who
comes in by the day" This was de-
lightfully humorous and showed the
master hand of the artist who pre-
sented it. Crisp with satire, Mics
Herford presented "The Disconnected
Voter" fling lin way) at Wo-
mans Suffrage, where the woman
about to vote had not decided upon the
two candidates. Neither was hand
some, bat she thought she'd vote for
the one on pink paper, rather than one
on yellow. In this sketch Miss Herford
introduced an unusual organization,
one that believes in faction in mac
ton, sort of a club for finding out
where there is no need for assist
ance, or a Neutrality-suspicious. as
ISOLATION. The sketch results in the
suffragist burning her banners that
she had carried in suffrage parades
until her arms ached, and in marry
in Z "Ferdie," whom she had sworn
never to wed The sketch, from be-
ginning to end, sparkles with wit and
scintillates with satire.
As keenly satirical was her sketch
Of the Boston Shop Girl. Her closing
monolgue was "The Porch Ladies, -
misnomer for the Rocking Chair Bri-
gade. This che reproduced with char.
acteristic traits of her subject, with
a keenness of vision and crispness
of mimetie expression which aroused
merriment and ripples of Taught er
throughout the audience. Miss Her.
jrd delighted her audience and gave
them an exceptional treat as well
as it was delightful.
Evening capital and Maryland gazette. (Annapolis, Md.) 1910-1922, 1914-03-09

were easily outdistanced. Summary
l60-yard Relay Won by Navy.
Marshall Bodfish, Cook. Vail; Co
lumbia swimmers, Barrett, Msze,
Rodgers, Cooke Time, 1.25.
60-Yard Dash--Wou By Vail, Navy
Herndon, Navy, second Barrett, Co
lumbis, third. TINE, So % seconds.
40-Yard Back Stroke Won by
Richards, Navy Borden. Navy. sec
ond Maze, Columbia third. Time, 20
seconds.
Plunge for Distance Won by Kot-
teck, Columbia Smith Columbia,
second; Allen, Navy, third. Distance
go feet in 81 3-5 seconds.
100-Yard Swim-Won BY Dashlel.
Navy; Cooke. Columbia, second ;
Lowe, Navy. third Time, 1.O2 SIS.
f0-Yard Dash Won by Vail. Navy;
Marshall, Navy, second; Barrett. Co
lumbia, third. Tine, q is seconds.
220-Yard Swim Won by Dashiel.
Navy Grove. Navy. second; Rodgers.
Columbia. third Time, 245.
AN additional event of the program
was an exhibition candle race. In
this the swimmers swan 40 yards
with small candle between their
toes. 1t was participated in only by
Evening capital and Maryland gazette. (Annapolis, Md.) 1910-1922, 1914-03-09
SURGEON McDOWELLDEIACHED
Navsl Officer Who is held il Shooting
Case is Placed en- Waiting Orders
BIZ Department.

Orders were received at the Naval
Academy today Jetaching Assistant
Surgeon Ralph W. Mcdowell from
duty sc the institution. and placing
him on waiting orders.
While the orders might seem sig
niticant 20 some In view of the fact
that Surgeon Mcdowell was prin-
cipsl in a shooting ARRAY on Spa
creek a few weeks ego. when he
shot Frank Green, Jr., of this city.
because the latter would not stop
breaking ice where Surgeon Me
Dowell and party oi friends we're
skating.it is stated by the authorities
that the detachm, nj of nr. Mcdowell
vas anticipated as his period 81 ass
segment TO shore duty had about ex
pired
Surgeon Mcdowell has been sn
assiStnt in the department of phvsi-
cal training at the Naval Academy
In the meantime Surgeon Mcdowell
stands accused of assault with intent
60 kill as result If the shooting
affair and tie case will come before
the Anne Arundel rtan3 jury when
court convenes for the April term On
April 20 Nor has the Navy De-
partment made auy announcement Ia
connection with the findings and rec
umme ndations of the naval board 90
investigation that inquired INTO the
circumstances of the shooting
The shooting took plsce on sunday,
February Il 8, and the board was or.
gsnized the following day.
Evening capital and Maryland gazette. (Annapolis, Md.) 1910-1922, 1914-03-09
Death Of Faithful COIorsd Woman

Elizabeth Anne Queen, better
koown as Betty Queen, for twenty
nine years a faithful and highly .es-
teemed servant in the family Of Prof.
N. 81. Terry, u. S. NJ, died Sunday
morning Of pleurisy.
She was more than seventy years old
and remembered interesting local
events that occurred before and during
the Civil War. She was a woman of
high character and could always be
trusted to do what she thought was
right
Her friendly devotion to the interests
Of all the members Of the family Of
her employer was appreciated by them.
Evening capital and Maryland gazette. (Annapolis, Md.) 1910-1922, 1914-03-09

The regular monthly meeting d The
Civic League viii bs held tomorrow
evening 90 8 o'clock in The old Coun-
Gil Chamber at the Municipal Building
instead Of az the Hall OF the Cham-
Der of Commerce, as hitherto. The
use of this room has been granted for
the occasion through ths courtesy ot
the Mayor an Civic League mem
beys are urged 90 attend
Evening capital and Maryland gazette. (Annapolis, Md.) 1910-1922, 1914-03-09

The fencing team of Columbia, in
tercollsRiaie champions last year, won
from the Naval Academy foilsmen in
splendid contest by to 4 bouts.
All Of the bouts were spirited and in
teresting and in only two did the win
nef gain the decision by more than "a
point or two.
The feature o. the engagement was
the excellent work of Hans, the Navy
captain. lie came through with fiy-
ing eOlors, winning all three OF is
bouts. defeating both Clough and
Pitt, the stars Of the visiting trio.
Glennon, Navy managed to win one Of
his three bouts but Ellsberg fell down
in both of bis while Peck lost his sin
gle bout TO Shumw ay, by the close
margin of 10 TO O. Clough and Pitt,
each won two for Columbia.
The middies We're extremely anx-
ious TO win the contest for the reason
that they were up against the cham
pions and the additional fact that
their showing so far this season has
been very creditable. The summary :
First Round-Hsns, Navy, defeat
ed Clough, Columbia, 10 to 8: Pitt,
Columbia, defeated Ellesberg, Navy,
2 to 5; Glennon, Navy, defeated SHun-
way, Columbia, 9 to 8.
Second Round Clough, Columbia,
defeated Ellsberg, Navy, to 4 Pitt
Columbia, defeated Glennon, Navy,
to 8; dams, Navy, defeated Shun-
wav CoIunbia s IN 4
Third Round-Colugh. Columbia,
defeated Glennon, Navy,7 to 5 HauF,
Navy, defeated Pitt, Columbia, 10 "a
l6; Subway, Columbia, defeated
Peek, Navy, 10 to 9.
Evening capital and Maryland gazette. (Annapolis, Md.) 1910-1922, 1914-03-09
SACRIFICES FOR SOCIALISM.
Christian Socialist Fellowship Public
Meeting Tonight

: The regular meeting Of the Annapo.
lis Christian Socialist Fellowship will
be held tonight at S o'clock in the hall
of the Chamber of Commerce, Church
Circle and School street
The special subject will be sSacri.
fees For Socialism, the Rev. James
l.. Smiley opening the discussion.
IL will be pointed out that Socialism
is a heroic movement for humanity and
like the earlier stages OF Christianity
it demands the best heroic work of the
noblest persons on earth.
The public are cordially invited 10
attend and if desiring, to participate in
the discussion.
Evening capital and Maryland gazette. (Annapolis, Md.) 1910-1922, 1914-03-09

Lieutenant James Parker, Jr., re-
ceiyed orders today detaching him from
duty at the Naval Academy, and plac-
ing him on waiting orders. Lieut..
Parker has been assistant intructor in
the department of marine engineering
and navel construction.
Evening capital and Maryland gazette. (Annapolis, Md.) 1910-1922, 1914-03-09

Let me secure you TENANTS
for your houses. Rents collected
promptly, and your property look
ed after in a conservative manner.
Motto Reliability Phone 446-y
BERNARD J WIEGARD,
m2w State Circle.
Evening capital and Maryland gazette. (Annapolis, Md.) 1910-1922, 1914-03-09

DS-At the LyTic, Monday Might.
MsTch g In the Clutches of the
Par Afaches "a Reel Feature
Admission sets no II
Evening capital and Maryland gazette. (Annapolis, Md.) 1910-1922, 1914-03-09

bv-At The Lyric, Tuesday Night,
siarch I0--'Iu Fate's Grip Three
Reel Feature. Their Parents -
Comedy. Admission sets. mo Ut
The Mankato free press. [volume] (Mankato, Blue Earth County, Minn.) 1879-1924, 1914-05-08
Reception BY Mrs. Morehart ant
Mrs. Bowen.


Mrs. Bowen.
Mrs. William Jasper Morehart and
Mrs. Ivan Bowen received at the
Elks' club Saturday afternoon from
three o'clock until six o'clock. Near
ly four hundred ladies called during
the afternoon, and the reception was
one OF the most splendid affairs
given during the spring. The large
number of out-oftown ladies who
were visiting IN the city were among
the number who attended the recep.
ton.
in the receiving line with Mrs.
Merchant and Mrs. Bowen were Mes
danes w. L. Hixon, II. ID. Hubbard.
+. NJ. Currier. c. II. Cooper. q. NJ.
Palmer. Lorin Cray. G. j. Macbeth.
Miss Macbeth.
Tea tables were scattered through
the ball room. where the reception
was held. and at the tables were:
Mesdames. C. L. Wise, Edgar Wea-
yer, L. l.. Wood, Morgan Bowen, p.
w. Barney. II. T.. Carney. w. M.
Strader. II. L. Schmitt, Charles n.
Long. Z. NJ. Richter. g. n. Curran.
The young ladies who assisted IN
serving tea were: Misses Helen
Schmitt. Cleo Brandrun Ruth VIII
liams. Louise Flittie. Dorothy Com
stock, Margaret schmitt. Catherine
Wise. Louise Amidon. Marguerite
Marsh, Hazel Larson. M
Others who assisted the hostesses
during the afternoon were Mesdames
w. 7. Warwick. J. N. Mcconnell. A.
j. Veigel. Harry Erwin, Jean A. Fit
tie. w. L. Comstock. Charles. r. But
Ter. Miss Cornelia Mansfield.
The Little Misses Margaret Wise
and Pauline schnitt assisted down
stairs during the afternoon.
The ballroom was very handsome
~ decorated with pink potted roses
on stands about the walls, and pink
sweet peas were given to the guests.
VERSIONS string orchestra played and
late in the afternoon the younger
people danced for a short time.
There we're many out-of-town guests
at the reception among whom were
Mesdames Charles West OF Austin,
IL N. Benson OF ST. Peter. Martin
Klein OF ST. Peter, Miller or Marsh
field. Wis. Martin Farmer OF Mime.
apolls. Frederic Snyder OF st. Paul,
c. r. Draper OF Wells, L. J. Fazendin
OF Saltwater. &. n, Richter OF Min.