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Omaha daily bee., 1914-08-30
SECULAR SHOTS AT PULPIT.

Detroit Free Press; An evangelist says
that New York IL on helrs brink" He'd
DO closer 20 Il II he said that he'll IL on
New York's brink.
Seattle Post-fntellisencer; The divine
right OF kings" seems TO show itself most
forcibly in the privilege II has OF praying
for success for It's own arms and eternal
confusion TO the other fellows.
Louisville Courier-Journal: What a
famous man a preacher would become
IL he could hold a mans attention with
the grip OF an automobile advertisement
while pointing the way to paradise.
stanberry lfo.) Herald: King city had
a good rain last week and they attribute
It to building three churches Then why
Stanberry's drouth2 We have three new
ones and are building the fourth.
Houston Post: A mans Christianity
can he pretty well gagged BY the way
he accepts the news that his enemy has
drawn a three months term in a hospital
as result Of an automobile accident.
San Francisco Chronicle: II IL reported
that for the present Europe is not send
ing any missionaries to benighted Asia
or Darkest Africa for the purpose of
teaching the heather the gospel Of broth
erly love.
1ndianspolis News; THE American peo-
pie are money mad. amusement crazy. ;,
says the Rev. John ID. Zimmerman, at
Bethany Surely this reverend gentle
man does not announce this as an orig
insl discovery
Baltimore American: The call Of the
nation 10 prayer by the bishop Of London
has good deal OF war whoop about H.
His lordship thanks God that ''as far ss
this particular quarrel is concerned we
can encounter II with good conscience. .
Omaha daily bee., 1914-08-30
Adyernity Inanire. snooes,.


II is agreed that though the problem Of self
government has not yet been completely solved,
the best approach has been made in the Amer
team republic. The first real step toward this
end taken in our country was when. as a writer
In the North American Review points out, all
the powers OF the government we're placed I'M
der the dominion and protection Of law. And
this came to pass when the American colonists
felt they could no longer endure the oppressive
rule OF absolutismi when they finally realized
that they had certain ''inalienable rights" which
they must claim and exercise
Then the oolonists threw off the yoke Their
adversely had inspired their progress SO It is
today with the individual as we'll as the state.
II IL possible that II the king of England had
been far-seeing and tactful enough to give his
eoionists sufficient consideration and advan-
tases 70 meet their present desires. instead of
a stupid bsot constantly rousing their ire and
ambition. things might have gone differently in
history But There is destiny that shapes
our ends" and somehow OF other the ferment
OF social discomfort has played a mighty big
part In IT, The richest blessings OF men and
nations often come in the disguise of adversely
and hardship. II takes fire to burn out the
drosA
Omaha daily bee., 1914-08-30
THE DAY OF PEACE.
BY Thomas Speed Mosby

BY Thomas Speed Mosby.
IT'S coming yet. though dimly seen
Beyond the clouds where cannon roar
A day shall know no more rapine,
And wars rude note be heard no mora
For Love hath lit her beacon bright,
And Learning that doth still expand
Shall in the future spread her light
To vanquish yet the mailed hand
In that fair golden, distant time
1t may be far, 1t may be near
Eternal peace shall bless each cline.
Nor more shall fall the needless tear
The soldier shall not need to die
And sink to nameless, bloody. grave
Nor ever more to arms shall fly,
Beloved fAtherland to save.
For ev'ry triumph wrought in strife
OF sabre clash and battle din
The cost is paid in human life,
For death is still the wage OF sin
The world Is builded out OF peace;
The grandest triumphs ever won
Are wrought when armies give surceAsA
And war its bloody course Is run
Omaha daily bee., 1914-08-30
GERMANY AT A GLANCE.

Germany has S.Ss5e97 goats.
Peat coke is used in Germany.
There are 1.5sl.7s4 hogs in Germany.
Germanys annual revenue il $S7s.e6e,Ooa
Live stock in Germany is valued at
ss,os4O 10000.
Rabbit raising is an important industry
In Germany.
Munich last year bought sSs,1SS metric
tons OF coal.
Artificial silk is made in Germany from
cotton waste.
Dresden has had q municipal newspaper
for fifty years.
The German government annually
spends sS79.s5s.Ooo.
Breslau police examine about 900 moving
picture films a week.
Germans own ss.072 registered automo-
biles.
Germany in the first four months Of
1914 exported 100000 tons OF coal.
Germany has 173 stock companies in
textiles, capitalized for an aggregate OF
81. $4,000.
sawdust and chloride OF magnesium are
used In Germany to form an extremely
hard artificial wood.
For spreading oil on troubled waters a
British patent has been granted a Ger
man inventor for q series OF tanks at
tachsd to q cable.
BY allowing its inmates perfect free
dom and employing them at useful oeeu-
pations an insane asylum Is Prussia ef-
feets about % per cent Of cures annn-
ally
Omaha daily bee., 1914-08-30
A VaOation for ths Prssidsnt.

President Wilson has earned generous va
cation, and the people viii be glad IL he takes It,
His hands. mind and heart have been too
weighted with heavy burdens for him to 60
through the season with no rest at all. The
countrys solicitude is deepened by the knowl-
edge OF hts none too rugged physique II any
one has one criticism to offer at this time 1t is
that the president Is prone to do too much him
self and leave too little to those about him. To
be sure. It is not for anyone else to obtrude his
arbitrary judgment where the president must
rely on his own wisdom, and yet Americans,
quite regardless OF party affiliations, are habit
ually anxious for the personal welfare of their
chief executive. So they would be more than
delighted IL President Wilson should find it con-
sistent with his official duties to tarry as long
as he feels inclined in the ouietude of the old
Vermont hills. with only the members Of his
own broken family about him to cheer him back
to vigorous health and renewed activity.
Omaha daily bee., 1914-08-30

state-but IL would be worth the money. More
over we feel confident successful establish
ment Of telephone collection OF election returns
by Nebraska would set the pace for every other
state in the union, and that within a compare
lively short time every voting booth in the
United states would be linked by telephone TO
central point With that goal reached we
could have substantially complete figures on
the election Of president for sO,0OO.O 900 of
people within twenty-four hours after the last
ballot is cast.
Omaha daily bee., 1914-08-30

The French ambassador advises President
Wilson that our neutrality does not oblise US
to buy German ships. Possibly not. but what
about our need OF merchant marine and the
tempting bargain-eounter prices at which the
boats can now be picked up
Omaha daily bee., 1914-08-30

Remember the time when a certain candi-
cate Tor president made his campaign on the
Issue that II he was not elected the United
states would be given over irrevocably to mill
tarism? Does IL looksby comparison as Il our.
we're country bowed down by miIltarisms
Omaha daily bee., 1914-08-30

Note that none OF the combating countries
are dwelling particularly upon the losses they
nave sustained. Boosting Of victories is the
cara Tor me Official Intelligence bureaus to play
up while carefully forgetting the setback.
Omaha daily bee., 1914-08-30

Considering the state of the money market.
we would advise our various public authorities
to go slow about asking the people to vote bonds
Tor the present for anything that is not impera-
lively necessary.
Omaha daily bee., 1914-08-30

Here's where the tractor business ought 20
look up. with all the horses pulled Off the
farm. there should be loud call for self-pro-
PEELED pIows. cuitivators and harvesting imple-
ments
Omaha daily bee., 1914-08-30

The great point in favor OF an aerial fleet lie
that 1t cannot be easily bottled up. or rather
bottled down.
Omaha daily bee., 1914-08-30

What good does Il do politician to cam.
paign in these times when he cannot hope 70
land anywhere near the front pager
Omaha daily bee., 1914-08-30

Remarkable isn't It. how. few Of us are seri-
ousIy Inconvenience by the closing OF the stock
exchanges?
Omaha daily bee., 1914-08-30

lot OF people who usually break out on the
siishtest provocation are yet to be heard from
there's Tom Lawson, for instance.
Omaha daily bee., 1914-08-30

Chicago has a Carter Harrison III. But
heavens. must he. too, be given life tenure on
the mayorshipi
Omaha daily bee., 1914-08-30

The colonel promises 10 give Nebraska one
day OF his campaign tour this fall. Now. Sec.
rotary Bryan, what are you going to 40 for usl
Omaha daily bee., 1914-08-30

Il is assumed that that article in the Com
moner telling how the consumer is going to
benefit by the reduction in the sugar tariff has
been recalled.
Omaha daily bee., 1914-08-30

II seems strange that Americans have to be
urged to leave war-ridden Europe when they
have peaceful America to come to.
Omaha daily bee., 1914-08-30

American millionaire art collectors ought to
be able soon to pick up few old masters at
bargain counter prices
Omaha daily bee., 1914-08-30

The future Of Europe can be more intelli
gently discussed after the present is past.
Omaha daily bee., 1914-08-30

Yes. but what will II do to the gate receipts
for the worlds series?
Omaha daily bee., 1914-08-30

With the exceptional material at hand, the
impending Nebraska State fair will surely be
hummer.
Omaha daily bee., 1914-08-30

War makes it's own tariffs and makes them
mountain high.
Omaha daily bee., 1914-08-30

The shortest possible ballot viii be long
enough at that.
Omaha daily bee., 1914-08-30

John-Is she proper?
Jack-You bet; she is so proper she
wont accompany you on a plano unless
she has q chRperon.-Boston Globe.
Omaha daily bee., 1914-08-30

bottled up fleet comes pretty near being
useless cog In a military machine.
Omaha daily bee., 1914-08-30

American industry must not lag now; this
the time to put on the double shifts.
Omaha daily bee., 1914-08-30

PA, what is an accomplished musi-
cian?"
"One who sings songs that nobody can
understand. "-Detroit Free Press.
Omaha daily bee., 1914-08-30

'She is the author OF many articles de-
crying the use of birds and feathers as
ornaments for hats"
Zone OF those nom-de-plume writer's,
presume "-Woman's Home Companion.
Omaha daily bee., 1914-08-30

Subscribers leaving the city temporarily
should have The Bee mailed 60 them. Ad.
dress will be changed as often rs requested.
Omaha daily bee., 1914-08-30

receiving today Nora
Anew Maid-But he amt delivering,
mum; he's n'i-Puck.
Omaha daily bee., 1914-08-30

IT am convinced said Mrs. Twicken-
bury, that we should save largely on
dentists bills IL we should buy each of
the children one of those new pyrotechnic
tooth brushes" Register.
Omaha daily bee., 1914-08-30

EthelrWell. yes; you've got his money.
Mrs. Beat--Ten the gentleman 1 am not
receiving today, Nora,
Anew Maid-But he amt delivering,
mum; he's collectini-Puck.
John-Is she proper?
Jack-You bet; she Is so proper she
she has a chRperon.-Boston Globe.
PA, what is an accomplished musi-
cian?"
zone who sings songs that nobody can
understand. Detroit Free Press.
"she is the author Of many articles de-
crying the use of birds and feathers as
ornaments for hats"
"One OF those nom-de-plume writer's, I
presume. "-Woman's Home Companion.
II am convinced" said Mrs Twicken-
bury, that we should save largely on
the children one of those new pyrotechnic
tooth brushes "-Christian Register.
Ethel-Do you really believe the pen Is
mightier than the sword7
Jack-Weii, you never saw anybody sign
check with sword. did you?-Ldv-
ingston Lance.
The. only objection ] have to golf"
said Miss Cayenne, lie that 1t sometimes
BECOME a trifle wearisore."
mo; but / have a friend who talks
about II continuously" -Washington Star.
Were you frightened. during the
saDear me, yes The windows were all
open and was so afraid Of the lightning
that I didn't even stop. to wake up John.
| Jumped right UP and closed them my
self "-lDetrolt Free Press.
First Maid-That rich young fellow
that's courtin' Miss Ethel Is awful sttngy.
Second Maid-WhRt makes you think 30?
First Maid-Why. I heard him say to
her, "a penny for your thoughts" and
he millionaire, mind youi-Boston
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well. Jean, are you content about
your examination7"
Eyes, grandpa; I answered all the
And how did you answer them?"
IT answered that didn't know."-IParts
Le Rira
Omaha daily bee., 1914-08-30
OUR DEAR ONES.

Cholly (proudy)-My first anoestori Do
you see any resemblance?
Ethel-Well. yes; you've got his money.
Omaha daily bee., 1914-08-30

Ethel-Do you really believe the pen IL
mightier than the sword7
Jack-Well, you never saw anybody sign
check with a sword. did you?-IAv-
ingston Lance.
Omaha daily bee., 1914-08-30

The only objection have to golf"
said Miss Cayenne, 'is that 1t sometimes
become a trifle wearisome"
But you don't play the game
mo; but / have friend who talks
about II continuously. "-Washington Star.
The Keota news., 1914-02-27
NEARLY CRAZY WITH RASH

Dryden. Ore.-"Traveling through
the woods one day was looking at
and handling . little vine. When l
got homo I felt an itching and burn.
ing and the nrst thing knew my face
was Ill swollen up. The poison oak
Affected my face. hands. arms and
chest and It disngured mo very much
Ny face and neck were broken out
and itched until I was nearly crazy.
I had to walk tho door at night and
lost much sleep and work also. Ny
fscs, neck and chest were covered
with . heavy rash. could not allow
clothing Of any kind to touch the
Affected parts.
1T got to such = stage that II l
hadn't gotten relief soon would GER
tainly have lost my mind. Ny mother
happened to have . cake Of Cuticura
Soap and . box of Cuticura Ointment
In the house and I washed with the
Cuticura Soap freely and then applied
the Cuticura Ointment. got relief
at the nrst application and then !
slept like . child. In three weeks !.
was perfectly cured" (Signed) r. II.
DeGrasse. Mar. %. 1913.
Cuticura Soap and Ointment sold
throughout the world. Sample Of each
hse.with 33-p. Skin Book Addres- post.
card "Cuticura, Dept. L, Boston. ADV.
The Keota news., 1914-02-27
fruit LAXATIVE
IT FOR SICK Child
"callfornIa Syrup Of Figs" can't
harm tender stomach,
liver and bowels.

Every mother realiss@ after Owing
Asr chijdrsa "Calitornia Syrup Of
HsS" that this u thsir ideal laxative.
because tAsy love IL pleasant taste
a1A Il thoroughly elsansss The tender
tetlo stomach, liver and bowels with.
eut gripanG.
Whsa cross. irritable. fsvsrish or
brsath 10 bad. stomach sour. look at
the tongue. mothsri II coated. give .
taaspooaful Of this harmless fruit
LAXATIVE" and In . few hours all the
foul, consttpated waste. sour bile and
saAigested food passes out Of the bow
els. and you have . wen, playful child
again. When IT. little system 10 full
Of cold. throat sore. has stomach-ache.
diarEhoea. Indigestion. colic-remem-
ber, q good INSIDE cleaning" should
always b The nrst treatment given.
Millions Of mothers keep California
Syrup Of y1gs" handy: they know .
tsaspoonful today saves sick child
tomorrow. Ask at the store for 80
cent bottle Of california Syrup Of
rgs," which has directions for babies.
children Of all ages and grown.ups
printed on the bottle. Adv
The Keota news., 1914-02-27
her Good Record.

Her Good Record.
"Is that Mr.. Smith? I called you
mp 70 ask II you can say anything
good Of Bridget Farley. who was with
you - cook"
"Yes. can say one nice thing. She
left without breaking any dishes"
"That's encouraging. How long did
she stay?"
'-One hour"
The Keota news., 1914-02-27
PIONEER COLORADO STATEsMAN
PASSES AWAY AFTEP TWO
YEAR FIGHT FOR LIFE.
NEARLY 81 YEARS OLD
EXPIRED At DAUGHTERS HOME
IN DENVER AFTER SINK.
ING SPELL.

Western Newspaper Union News Service.
Denver, Feb. 23-Former United
States Senator Henry n. Teller. one Of
Colorado's best-known pioneers and
public men. is dead. The aged states
man expired rs he lay surrounded by
members Of his family 1t 1895 Mon
day morning At the home OF his
daughter. Mrs. g. E. Tyler. 1853 Gay.
lord street.
Mr.. Teller had been III for the last
two years. He had failed rapidly In
the last two weeks and death was
momentartly expected. He would have
been 81 years old May %. 1914.
The death Of Mr.. Teller closes the
life Of one Of Colorado's most active
builders. Coming 10 the state In 1861.
he was identified with every import
ant public movement and>did not cease
to take an interest in public affairs mp
to his death.
He lapsed into Inconsistencies
shortly after 10 o'clock Sunday night
Physicians who attended him since he
began to fail were called in. The end
was near. they declared. and members
Of the family were notified. They re-
NAMED at the bedside until death
came.
Surviving former Senator Teller are
his daughter. Mrs. Tyler: Harrison J.
and n. b. Teller. sons. and H. T. Ty-
ler. q grandson; District Judge James
H. Teller and Addison Teller. brothers.
and Mary E. Teller. . sister. living at
Morrison. III.
Henry Moore Teller, recognized ~
one Of the leading statesmen Of the
country. was born In Granger. Allie
ghany county. New York, May %. 1880.
He was the son OF John and Charlotte
(Moore) Teller. The family was Of
Dutch origin. the seventh in descent
from William Teller. the first Of the
name to come to this country. William
Teller In 1859 settled in Fort Orange.
and was appointed trustee to . tract
Of land.
Henry Teller worked on the farm In
Allegheny county. attending the COM
mon schools. BY teaching. later. he
earned the money to attend Alfred
University and Rushford Academy.
Then he taught school again and en-
tered upon the study Of his profession
in the law office Of Judge Martin
Grover. Angelica, N. Y. Jan. S, 1858.
he was admitted to the bar In Bing-
hamton. that state.
He began practice In Morrison. re-
naming there from 1853 until 1861,
when he crossed the plains to Colo
RADIO. In Central City he opened his
law office. three years later to be
joined by his brother. when the firm
Of H. n. and w. Teller was estab-
lished.
During the Indian troubles Of 1863,
he was appointed BY Governor John
Evans major general Of the Colorado
militia After two years Of service
Mr.. Teller resigned.
In 1873 he was made chairman OF
the special committee to investigate
the charges Of election frauds In the
Southern states, concerning which he
made a careful and elaborate report.
He served as chairman OF the commit
tee on civil service and retrenchment
Originally Mr.. Teller was Demo
crst He became. however. one Of the
adherents Of the Republican party
when It WAS organised.
The Keota news., 1914-02-27
Her opporeunity.


While visiting . friend the other
day . Washington woman was admir-
ing some fine bits Of china that were
displayed ON . buffet table. and OF
these her attention Was particularly
drawn to . big japanese cup. TAX
ing It up to examine the details OF de-
sign, the called was startled to see
that the piece had been broken and
awkwardly glued. She called her
hostess attention 70 the fracture.
whereupon the latter Immediately
summoned her maid
Margaret" said the Lady OF the
house. this cup II broken"
''Yis, mum. I had an accident.
But It has been glued together.
continued the mistress. 1T u un-
pardonable OF you to conceal your
fault In this way-to glue the pieces
without saying . word to me. Now.
II you had come to mo openly and said
you had broken It would have Tor
given you and"
Excuse me. num-" interposed the
maid. eagerly. tho other ono like 1t
10 broke, too."-Harper's Bazar.
In ths City Hetsi.
Wife (ss tho sugar 10 passed)-Use
tho tongs, William.
Bill (from the country)-'Tain't 'ot,
It it?-Tit.Bits.
Fear will sometimes cause . woman
to change color almost a. readily - .
The Keota news., 1914-02-27
col DS
Anup.to-date remedy for
colds. That 10 what Peruna
10. In successful use over
80 years.

Colds are caught ih many
ways: uly ventilated rooms;
rooms that have direct draughts;
crowded rooms; damp houses:
stuHy school rooms; Offices lily
heated.
A dose Of Peruna at the right
time, at the first symptom Of
cold, before the bones begin TO
ache, before the sore throat
manifests itself, or the cough. oe
the discharge from the nose, just
q dose or two Of Peruna before
these symptoms begin il gener-
ally sufficient. But after the cold
e once established with the
above symptoms prominent. .
bottle Of Peruna, or maybe two
viii be necessary.
The Keota news., 1914-02-27
In the Dentists Chair.

IN The 00nt1oe0 ChAl6s
NiGs Goodrich hear you:' 'vus-
band u . great lover Of the esthetic
Mrs. Nurich-Oh. yes! He takes
one every time he gets his tooth
pulled.-Stanford Chapparal.
The Keota news., 1914-02-27
Early "a RlM.

Early to Rise.
"The early bird catches the worm,"
observed the sage.
"Yes." replied the fool. But looS
1t how much longer he has To wait
until dinner time"
The Keota news., 1914-02-27

aome things are better loft unsaid
Every breach Of promise suit demon.
stEates that
The Keota news., 1914-02-27

pr, Pisre9s Pleasant Pellets regulate
I'D invigonte stomach. liver and bowels.
eacereoated, tiny sranulss. saV TO take ~
ea0dy. Adv.
The Keota news., 1914-02-27
In the City Hotel.

Fear will sometimes cause q woman
to change color almost a. readily - .
little rouge.
The Keota news., 1914-02-27

The many testimonial letters that continually pub
fishing in the newspapers of theare all genu-
ine and unsolicited expressions of heartfelt gratitude
for the freedom from suffering that has to these
women solely through the use of Lydia e. Pinkham's
Vegetable Compound.
Money could not buy any kind Of influence obtain
such recommendations; you may depend upon that any
testimonial publish is honest and tuei you have any
doubt Of this write the women whose true and
addresses are always given, and learn for yourself
Read this one from Mrs. Waters:
CA1Dzs MI sick for with spells and
my kidneys affected had doctor all the time and used
battery but nothing did good not able
to but spent time couch in sleeping chair and
became almost skeleton Finally my doctor away for his
health and husband heard Of lydia Pnkhams Vegetable
Ike and at usual weight recommend
your medicine every and does husbandM TuLm
WArzRs. 11s6 Knight st, Camden, NJ
And this,one from Mrs. Haddock:
U1oA, OK1A"I weak and able do
and scarcely able to be feet had headache
taking Lydia Vegetable Compound am better
cine have to MnaT Aa H4o
DOCK, Utica Oklahoma
Now answer this question if you can. Why should
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Pinkhams Vegetable Compound triall You know that
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Compound has S1NANdf9
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Bisbee daily review., 1914-08-30
TIE RUM wAR

The war against the Demon Rum continues with nm. abated ygor At this writing the Demon" appears to be conducting masterly defense along an irregular line of battle extending from Maine to California and oc- casionay taking the offensive in an independent move. ment extending as far south as Texas
 There is persistent rumor that congress is having extreme difficulty in getting quorum for the passing of measures rendered by the European war for the absurd reason that the members fear they win be forced to vote on the Hobson-sheppard antiliouor amendment to the constitution if they are ever caught together in sufficient numbers
 Expert statistcians estimate that more than 1 5oo ooO letters have been from constituents bv sen alors and representatives supporting or opposing tbis amendment Congressman James O'Brien of New York oonesses to having 10000 letters and telegrams in the last four months
 William suzer lately democratic governor of ,-oy. York and stii more lately Progressive member of tb state legislature has accepted the gubernatora nom alton on the Prohibition ticket and announces that be wi" nail the white flag of abstinence on the exec tive mansion at Albany
 It seems to be fight to the death between the Ma uona Liquor Dealers association and the AntisaIoon league One of these days the matter is going to break out suddenly the biggest issue in American noliti