The evening herald. [volume] (Albuquerque, New Mexico) 1914-1922, 1914-02-05

fNfNNNAH NNMNs
Simpi fioe-tec
simply im~mtuaf
porfccKlt Gorscous
Too Lovely.
Kllnngly Funny.
AwfIlIy swell
SIN .Ay Horrible.
WHEN "a man tells You De has to-
worH like a dog if you reflect Just
how much e. dog works. you Nili
PROBABLY md that he is about right.
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ptD YOU ever know ~ "a man who
sworo % smoking and didn't tell c,ci1
nan, woman and child In town about
Ite
AFTER ALI. the biggest bars are
our most popular men
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IT'S VERY seldom you get 70 letter
witl 90 pustagr doc stamp uu it that
ou think ls worth the money.
DON'T PUT OFF having Your rouG
time until % Is .fuo late. says Lu6c Nc.
Lube. Lot, of men eat shredded hay
three times 90 day so That their heirs
cen have an ,ho HOLSTERS and mush
rooms they want
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WE ARE BEGINNING to lose our
sense OF tac value ct Lmu, tontIuuit3
fr, "a generation 10 generation says
President Emeritus Eliot of Harvard
So wonder sir What with the rapid.
ire matrimonial pace sot Dos Lillian
Russell Sat GoodNiu Frtzi ~chcn
md others, the marvel ls that tn,rc is
amy family c%ouuuuity.
THAT %MErEpEITE made o. good
story anyhow And MIND, we don't
admit chat d didn't mu
.
by THE WAY. tho dry vu,uscrs sly
10 has helpcd tho trade In Crcpc|
Meteor immensely.
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MRS TAkWELI-The doctor said
riaht away tbaf ! needed a stinulant
"h"n he asked Go see my tongue. huh
Heavens ! hope De didn't give YOU
20 stimulant for that,
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THE DEAR DENIS. can get on with
great deal. but cNeus" us from
throN ing down ~, Eauntlct Co the
suns
THE EENTrCKY Statesman who
Nould regulate D, law tno omuun, 90
10th iu % sNirt otcriooks regulating
flr material
SO MIR AKED liz no relation To-
our Cong minister.
THERE seem. tu b, some doubt
boz ~, Judges ease as tu inst ISL hui
1921, what Speor oaih the uue facts
OF COURSE that embargo was
easier Co. lut than some things.
WHITE MANS burden for IN
%=tdr,e
Mrs JACKSON Gouraud. % bias.
who has offered $4,000 for % move.
entertainment idea MAJ yet hand
tine money tu the individual wha
uggcstcd 90 her that she try III
simple me-"
FOtB HUNDRED thousand prai.
ale dugs have been killed on national
forests iu two states oh. you sau
sage Man
~ CASE Albuquerque sccures At
fouso OF spain as a Popular ant
Wen known heaithaeckcr while We
are thoroughly democratic In out
'couvirtionH we shan shout 'Eons
Live tho Klnk with the best Of en-
ANY MONARCH a. entitled TO
sympathy anyhow in thcse parlous
Isys ,r khukinp tn industry isn
What 30 used to bc In tho day. ol
Hans the Eight.
Can n Br lie?
We Thought
Bui naught
of Hnyt's scrap
'Tis but
a spot
upon No map
Uutn amid the
Wild uproar
W heard enc maine ~
Theodore
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WELL. thauk Heaven thcrc are o
few of us who aren't dying of can
Ger set
Ne Nrc advertised IN oar Loving
iricnd-.
lrH Ilhe
E-teomrd LuuAtiC-
While Ir.t in yuuF dept, s~trlctlv, ]
musf express my appreciation of the
value 81 the Heruid Want Al I lost
my watch advertised FOR u On IN,
Herald and ten minutes oncrward
went home and found 81 in the bed
between fhc mattress and tho
springs Sincerely. DIR 81 Is w
d
WEtL. wc nave heard wilder
stories Than hat IMcky n didn't
mt .nto me springs unless 81 WINS
ono of those marine dog watches.
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Here's one Aircady.
b. q g.. ~ I've can't give his name
further Than thar ne runs q lnun-
dryI. submits the following solution
~ yesterdays puzzle.
Let y Dee % certain number 81