The Salt Lake tribune. [volume] (Salt Lake City, Utah) 1890-current, 1914-03-02

w ANT TO laugh? Go TO the orpheum
w thcater this week and sec Bert
| Fitzsibbcn. advertised by the house press
| agent as The Nut For once the h. p. a.
! has not stated anything but the truth.
| FitzgIbbon is a cure for the blues OF a
crouch or for indigestion. You will smile
when you look at him. laugh when you
| hear him talk or try 20 sing and fairly
hold your sides and reach for your hand
kerchief when lie throws his hat or cane
on the floor.
Want 10 cry? The Orpheum bill can
fix you up Nance O'Nell and company are
there with an act that is called In Self
defense. The name is an enigma, but
the act is good nevertheless. A woman Is
married to wealthy drunkard. but she
loves a poor but ambitious ARTIST Moth
ing especially noteworthy about that. is
there? But the scene is laid in India.
and a poisonous snake plays q silent but
significant part. One feels sorry and
disguised by turns with the drunken hus-
are applicable TO the wife The artist
is we'll played, but, after all, is Just
an incident-the part being SO well done
that 1t just fits perfectly into the more
ragh and Alfred Hickman as her hus-
band
Do you love grand opera? Very well.
The Orpheum has a small but excellent
package Of 1t for distribution at every
performance. Luce Falmont and Jack
Reynen stage taeIr sketch as q repre-
sentation Of Mliet's famous painting.
''The Angelus." Six numbers comprise the
act although they are woven together in
10 a series. yet but one complete picture.
The Morning Prayer Sowing Song
err are duets and the Rising Sun Song"
and Drinking Song" are solos, the for
mer by Mr.. Reynen and the latter by
Miss Valmont. Music lovers formed
a Nnr4i loo ynl1. -
by no other means could one account for
the applause given the act.
Is ragtime popular with you? Again the
Orpheum can supply the demand. Albert
Won Tllzer. writer OF songs without num-
Der. wearing his most winning smile and
a dress suit direct from Broadway or
Pail Mall. as you wish. thrums the piano
lines OF favorite compositions, gives him
self Sl00 worth Of advertising at each
performance and leaves the stage. And
Tscr aPeagG z Just whz sd df as S S vsn
maybe. 1t is his pretty partner. Dorothy
Nord,
Are you one of those blase, staid pat
novelty? Go to the Orpheum. The Pant
ger duo just wrggle themselves into your
favor and when they conclude you are
almost willing to admit that 1t Is long
time between contortion acts as good
as theirs
Perhaps you are studious? A liberal
euucatlon on the South Sea Islands awaits
You ar the Orpheum, Martin E. Johuson's
trarelogue. comprising stories and pic
lures OF portion of Jack London's IA :
nous trip In the yacht Shark. is intense
ly Interesting, affording AN accurate idea
OF the life. habits and appearance OF
people Of whom very little is known
And then, II YOU are In a sort OF don't
care happy-go-lu lucky mood, you will like
Jack ". Comfy and Ma argaret Webb In
The storm IT Is an absurd sketch in |
which q piano is grossly !nsulted,' but, |
then, II YOU are in the right humor YOU |
VIII applaud. Sunday nights audience
was I'm sympathy with the pair and |
clapped its hands vigorously at the close |
flnally. II YOU are movie" fan there |
are two excellent films 10 see "A Cor
ner IN Popularity and THE Missing Dia- |
lnond are more than usually interesting
pictures OF their kind.
Or course, after You have enioved ,he !
whole programme you would hardly stop |
TO thlnk that the orchestra had had sny- |
taing 10 do with it, but possibly the ron
dition OF the several preliminary numbers |
bad more than a little influence with YOU
Inc bill this week starts with n u,hirl
OF good nature and leaves you smijIno |
and satisfied a its close
The Open Range" written by VILLA rd |
Mack and put on by the Utah stock corr
panN last night as its weeks bill was
gwen an enthusiastic reception causInr
Mr.. Mack 10 remark in Il curtain speecb |
after the third act, that It might he ihot