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El Paso herald. (El Paso, Tex.) 1901-1931, 1914-03-16
MEAT CAUSE OF
KIDNEY TROUBLE
Take a glass Of Salts if yOuF Back
hurts or Bladder bOthers-Meat
forms uric acid

If you must have your meat every
day, eat it. but flush your kidneys with
salts occasionally, says a noted author
ity who tells US that meat forms uric
acid which almost paralyzes the kid
neys in their efforts to expel it from
the blood. They become sluggish and
weaken, then you suffer with a dull
misery in the kidney region, sharp
pains in the back or sick headache,
dizziness your stomach sOurs, tongue
is coated and when the weather is
bad you have rheumatic tWinges. The
urine gets cloudy, full of sediment, the
channels often get sore and irritated
Obliging you to seek relief two or three
times during the night.
To neutralize these irrita ting acids
TO cleanse the kidneys and flush off
the bOdys urinOus waste get four
ounces Of Jad Salts from any phar-
macy here; take a tablespoonful in
glass of water before breakfast for
Few days and your kidneys will then
act fine. This famous salts is made
from the acid of grapes and lemon
juice, combined with Hthia, and has
been used for generations to flush and
stimulate sluggish kidneys, also to
neuraliZe the acids in urine. so it no
longer irritates, thus ending bladder
weakness
Jad Salts is inexpensive: cannot in
Jure, and makes a delightful efferves-
cent uthiaWater drink-Advertis
ment.
El Paso herald. (El Paso, Tex.) 1901-1931, 1914-03-16
HUNDREDS ATTEND
new BANK 0PNING
Brilliant Stream Of People
Inspect New Building and
Listen to Music.

An opening of a business house could
hardly be classed as a social story but
the formal opening of the new home of
the First National bank Saturday night
proved to be a social event of first
Importance. It was purely informal
but it was the more enjoyable because
of this fact The beautiful big bank
building was Illuminated from the top
floor to the safety deposit vaults in
the basement, the main lobby was dec
GRATED with American and Texas flags,
red carnations and floral bOquets and
set pieces presented to the bank Of
ficers by the other banking and bust
ness institutions of the city.
Thousands of people passed through
the banking rooms at the reception,
visited the safety deposit department
in the basement, listened to the music
on the meZzanine floor and inspected
the directors room, the officials offices,
the tellers' cages and every other part
or the magnificent bank structure
James G. McNary, assisted by Mrs Nc
Nary, did the hOners at the door in the
absence Of Mr. and Mrs. Joshua s.
Reynolds, who were out Of the city at
the time of the opening of the build
ing which houses the institution OF
which Mr.. Reynolds is president As
sisting Mr.. and Mrs. McNary were the
vice presidents, John NJ Wyatt w. Ia
TOOley and J.. +. Primm; cashier Edgar
KaySer and assistant cashiers Walter
Butler and Glen T. Moore. The direc-
tors were also present and assisted IN
the reception, wearing satin badges
with the word director" printed on IN
gold letters The wives Of the oftlcerS
and directors were also present ana
receiving the guests.
The directors room with its c1rcas-
sian walnut wainscoating, the beauu-
full imported rug, the walnut furniture
and its soft tapestry hanglngs, was
the center of attraction on the IlrsI
floor while the great IS ton door TO the
safety deposit department downstairs
divided attention with the mammoth
manganese still vault on the main
floor. Earle Remington, OF the KEN
ington company which designed the
interior fixtures, including the vaults:
explained the workings Of the time
locks steel tumblers and other mech
anicisro of the massive doors and eX-
planned to the visitors how such
pieee of steel could be made to fit so
perfectly.
There were flowers on every desk
the rail around the directors and Of
ficers' counters was loaded with DO
duets and in every part Of the Dank'
flowers were placed to advantage me
teIlers and other employed force OF the
hank were at thefr places all evening
and assisted in receiving the Dank
patrons and the general publlc. bEen
s,SDecIx' the diminutive messenger boy
of the bank, was dressed in a Tu1eoo
suit and distributed souvenir pam
Dhlets Of the bank. Other souvenirs
were given to all who registered a.
vice president WAITS desk and the
women callers were presented WIN
carnations. - +o--,e
in its new banking rooms on the corner
of san Antonio and oregon sIreSls,
The finest between st. Louis and Los
Angeles
El Paso herald. (El Paso, Tex.) 1901-1931, 1914-03-16
-,,,-eroNE COMEDY SPECIAL

Gordon Griffin, me g[eate est, q an
LdIu I, a. today and tomorrow in a
me 81 LL19roVoking comedy special in two
pL.-istad bv Little Billy and the
g greatesf aggregation Of child actors II,
the world It is imP0Ssiolte 3,5 to descFibe
OIe- - - into these two reels. But
a # IS GL3 Keystone comedy" and special
It is real comedy 46d that fo+ t there are
I 1IaIlyt 80 5aV at the Grecian today.
saNy;If ced advertisement.
El Paso herald. (El Paso, Tex.) 1901-1931, 1914-03-16
SOLDIER HAS LEG BROKEN
Jz-EIE5N HE FALLS FRD- WAGON

77as ltEslse corps of the goth infantry,
had his leg broken Monday afternoon
Ir1SIpar. He was driving the wagon
to Fort Bliss and in turning a cor
ner was thrown from his seat, Wheels
of the wagon passed over his leg,
brea king and crushing 1t.
El Paso herald. (El Paso, Tex.) 1901-1931, 1914-03-16
MoNycoddLe
LdxdtIOeS

OF the many Iaxatives on the mar
l,et. most merely clear the intestinal
tract. but do not release the damned
M Bile. which is the great polsOn-de-
stroyer Of the body.
TO relieve such trouble as bad
breath, headache dizziness loss Of ap-
petite, constipation, billiOusnesss you
must release the dammed-up Bile
Merely washing out the intestines with
salts, mineral waters, oils and other
mollycoddle laxatives will not release
the Bile.
harmless substitute for calomel, but
its bitter taste and gripping, nauseat-
ing effects made it unpopular.
El Paso herald. (El Paso, Tex.) 1901-1931, 1914-03-16

+,,o-,, "The Brazilian Make"
aInong l anofnI of all the new dances
lI!G3o riTais the tango in popularity
" il1 N1nr,- YORK. Everybody is dancing
IN n New yoorDing how. George Hepburn
w oI ar and Miss Doris Darling, dane
ers de de- luxe, show the steps.-Adver-
fiearlanf.
El Paso herald. (El Paso, Tex.) 1901-1931, 1914-03-16
PoDoLar ReLeases the BE

For years chemists have been trying
to take the bitterness, grippe and nau-
sea out Of POdophyllin, recognizing
that it would then be the ideal Liver
regulator. AT last this has been done
and given to the world under the name
Of PoDoLaZ-
PODoLax is a Podophyllin formula
with all undesirable features taken out
PoDOLax is for every member Of the
family-yOung or old. 1t should be
in every medicine cabinet You will
thank US for explaining it after you
have tried it Get a bottle today and
use it as soon as you notice a coated
tongue or bad breath. Start the Bile
Nature does the rest-Advertise-
ment
El Paso herald. (El Paso, Tex.) 1901-1931, 1914-03-16

4Ist DISTRICT COURT.
A. NJ. Walthall, Presiding.
Evadine F Carpenter vs.. Albert L. Car
penter suit for divorce; filed
Frank Wells Brown VS.. F. G. Norris ct al.
trespass to try title suit; with jury.
Case Settings, Monday, April s.
1O53-Almeda VS.. Ry. Co.
10, 614-Kline VS.. Pullman Co.
Bailey VS.. Look
Thursday, April 8.
10. 201-Dockery VS.. McDuffy.
IO.5O6-Oakley VS.. Dune.
Monday, April Is.
S627-BrOWn VS.. Villa1va.
S665-Bank VS. Peters.
10. 212-Burton-Lingo Co. VS.. Coffin Co.
88I4-Terreu VS.. Hackett.
Thursday, april Is.
76O4-MOlina VS.. Garcia.
5145-McCutcheon VS.. Alter
1O.560-S. W Liquor Co VS.. Moose.
10, 466-Guardianship Of Gibson.
10, 477-Guardianship Of Gibson.
El Paso herald. (El Paso, Tex.) 1901-1931, 1914-03-16
PATHE WEEKLY AID BIG sPECIAI.

Today the Bijou will present to the
public ''The Devils Assistant" a two
reel feature, most powerful story
superbly acted by a good cast. This
picture is one of the Pathe cOmpany's
most artistic productions and will APP
peal to you.
The Pathe Weekly which is No I6,
contains many interesting scenes,
El Paso herald. (El Paso, Tex.) 1901-1931, 1914-03-16
RAILROAD TRACK FOREMAN
Kills MEXICAN LABORI

Ottumwa. Ia, March 16.-Jack
O'Neil, a track foreman for the Rock
Island at Eldon, Ia, shot and kllled a
Mexican labOrer at Fairfield Jnls
morning, claiming the act was in self
defence. O'NeiI gave himself up TO
the authorities and said he was at
tackled by the Mexican with an axe
when he ordered the man from car
El Paso herald. (El Paso, Tex.) 1901-1931, 1914-03-16
SIR JOHN MURRAY KILLED
IN MOTOR CAR AC.CTnE

London, Eng, March 16-Sir John
Murray, the celebrated naturalist and
Oceanographer, of Edinburg, was
killed today in a motor car accident
His daughter was seriously injured.
El Paso herald. (El Paso, Tex.) 1901-1931, 1914-03-16
JUsTICEs COURTs.


e b. McClintOck. Presiding.
Sam Swat vs. J. F. Watson ct al, gar
nishment suit; filed.
Sam Swat VS.. J. ". Jackson. suit on
debt: filed
J. J. Murphy, Presiding.
EmeliO Hernandez, charged with theft
from the person; complaint filed.
El Paso herald. (El Paso, Tex.) 1901-1931, 1914-03-16
WICHITA BUYS ANDERSON
E-nnHr nnGmnN AHLEHLCANa

FROM BOSTON AMEhlCANS
Wichita, Kas., March 16.-Fred An
derson. a pitcher, was purchased to-
day by the local Western league club
from the Boston Americans. Anderson
was a star twirler for the Brockton
team of the New England league be-
fore Boston bought him
El Paso herald. (El Paso, Tex.) 1901-1931, 1914-03-16
THE COURTS.
s4th DISTRICT COURr.

3dth DlSIRLCL- COglA'
Dan NJ jackson, Presiding.
Tar,es ID Henderson VS. ola Henderson
suit for divorce; granted go -. -
$50: given four years suspended sentence
Cruz Estrada and Henry Rico, charged
with attempt at burglary; Estrada given
two years; Jury disagreed as to Rico and
discharged 80, 20
Criminal Case Settings, Wednesday, March 10
Louis PortillO, burglary
e G. SandersOn, forgery.
GerardO PeradO. assault to murder
Catarfno Garlic assault to murder.
Thursday, March 10.
Santos COrtez, burglary
Jesus Vilialva, burglary
Cosme Rebus, robbery by assault -
E s. White, assault with prohibited
weapon
Friday, March 20.
Antonio Hernandez, assault to murder.
Catarino Gutierrez. assault to murder.
Monde March
El Paso herald. (El Paso, Tex.) 1901-1931, 1914-03-16
EDITOR OF FIGARO SHOT BY
GARNET MEMBERS MOTHER

Paris. France, March 16.-Gaston
CaImette editor of the Figaro, was
shot and severely wounded todav while
in the office of the Figaro by Madame
CaiIIaux, mother of Joseph Caillaux
French minister of finance.
Fresh meats Of all kinds. Opitz Mar
ket, phope 1S6.-Advertisement
El Paso herald. (El Paso, Tex.) 1901-1931, 1914-03-16
A1st DISTRICT COURT.

Monday, March %.
Fred J. Yohn and Edward Goodrich,
charged with burglary
El Paso herald. (El Paso, Tex.) 1901-1931, 1914-03-16
Fridav- March 90.

Antonio Hernandez assault to murder.
Catarino Guitterez, assault to murder
The Sauk Centre herald. (Sauk Centre, Stearns County, Minn.) 1886-current, 1914-12-17
An Immaculate
Garment
tie Laughs Best Vito
Laughs Last
By OSCAR COX

Edward Thorne was very young
man. A few men develop early and
have then as much sense though not as
much experience- as when they reach
middle age. But Ned Thorne at TWEEN
ty-one was still Il very young man.
He had OutgrOwn the age thirteen to
fifteen, when boy is little troubled
about what kind of cravat he will
wear and was much exercised about
the cut of his clothes. His tailor had
great difficulty in pleasing him and
was changed every season.
But there was one object of far more
serious consideration with young Mr..
ThOrne than clothes. He was ambi-
tious to fight some one. Probably ii
there had been ii war when he came
of age he would have joined the col
Ors. Rut there was norhing but peace
-quiestent jog trot peace and it was
entirely out OF Keeping with his III
clinatiOns.
Ned spent Il great deal of time think
ing about he best way to settle dis
putes among gentlemen. He favored
the idea that while fist fights would
do for the unruly they were beneath
persons who were refined. A scrap Ol
that kind was liable to cover il man
with dirt. bloody his nose and make
him look like Scavenger.
he went to Europe. where duels Were
then and are still in vogue. especially
in France. He had heard a great deal
about bohemia in the Latin quarter OF
Paris and concluded to take Il course
in art: not that he waS fitted for tha,
profession for a cloud and haystack
OH his canvas could not readily he
told apart but thar be might mingle
in the life of that Uau OF Paris which
was then given over to art students
and grisettps.
So he rented Il room and took lesson.'
i'm an art school. He soon became az
qiIiintpd with other students of diff
ferent matiOlalitieS. though most of
his associates We're French. To the
latter he regretted that in America
there was no way for IL gentleman to
settle "A dispute except through the
courts. \ man on being inSuited To
obtain satisfaction must get into a
scutfie with person. perhaps coal
heaven and quite likely very much
stronger than he. Ned expressed him
self as an adnIirer of the French meth.
Od of the code.
His associates listened to these
views and gained from them the i'm
preston that Ned was spelling for a
fight. Any body of young men be-
tween twenty and thirty years Of age
living together will become bohemian
and. more than that. will be ready to
The Sauk Centre herald. (Sauk Centre, Stearns County, Minn.) 1886-current, 1914-12-17

too mucn.
How would it do for NE to apollo
gize:"
Ogy from the man who ruined his
shirt"
How about getting him another
one?'
81 don't believe we could match it."
well. you fellows who concocted
this scheme have got to do something.
I'm not going to get killed simply to
furnish you sport"
There was a conference on the part
of the cOnspira tors. and after several
hours of debate it was decided to ap-
peal to the Americans generosity.
When the two dueling parties appear
ed the next morning at sunrise in the
Bots de BOulOgne the French princi-
pal appeared with his right arm in a
sling.
What does that mean?" asked the
American.
m. lie Crux has had the misfor-
tune to break his right arm"
Can he fence as well with his
left?"
"Parbleu: He cannot fence at all
with his left
Then what the dickens do you mean
by standing me up against man who
can't defend himself?"
Perhaps now that NJ. LIE Crux is dis
abled he will offer an apology"
Apology be hanged: Do you sup
pose would wiring an apology from
man on such terms?'
Munier went to the pretended LIE
Crux. conversed in an undertOne and.
returning to Thorne. said:
IN. LIE Crux is much impressed
with your generosity. He is sorry
for what occurred and would be happy
to replace the shirt he ruined. but he
has just been robbed of all his ready
money"
Never mind the shirt: how much
has he lOst?"
Five hundred francs" (S100,.
Thorne took out his pOcketbOok and
extracted five 100 franc notes.
Here. tell him he needn't return
this till he gets ready. Ask him If he
will join US at breakfast at the Cafe
d'Orleans"
The message was delivered and the
The Sauk Centre herald. (Sauk Centre, Stearns County, Minn.) 1886-current, 1914-12-17

that the American was intending to
fight the foremost duelist in France.
and willingly. since he had spoiled his
shirt. DesmOulins protested against an
encounter in which Thorne would sure
ly be killed. and the picture he drew of
Ned'S chances staggered him. But a
glance at his shirt. which he contin-
ued to hold up for inspection. brought
the blood to his cheek. and he swOre
he would have the hearts blood of the
man who had ruined it.
Half. an hour later Munier entered
the room OF Louis Girardet. strug-
Cling artist. and. laughing. said:
Its working famously He says
he'll have your hearts blood"
"Why is he so vengeful? Was it the
wine in his face?''
mo. the wine on his shirt. You
ruined the best one in his wardrobe"
Ibid you tell him that l only fight
to kill?'
Eyes. and it would probably weaken
him if he were not so enraged about
the loss of his pet shirt"
Girardet looked grave.
1--WE come" said Munier. with a
challenge. Paul came in as we had
arranged. OPPORTUNITY. and agreed to
act as Thorne's second"
"But what are we to do?"
II don't exactly know. We must
find some way out Of It. never
dreamed that he would insist on fight
ing when ] told him you-or. rather
LIE Crux. whose card yon used was
the most noted duelfst in France
Don't you think you could stand him
of with fOils till we can persuade
him to cry 'Enough?"
II stand him of with fOiis? I'm
no fencer."
That's bad" thoughtfully. "Pis-
tolls won't do. Either he or you might
get killed."
What did you fellows mean by get
ting me into this scrape. anyway
why. we supposed his talk about
dueling was a bOyish fancy bubbling
up in him. think all would have
gone well IL You hadn't made him
mad. You might have called him an
ass or puppy or anything like that.
but when it came to bespattering the
front Of that immaculate shirt It was
The Sauk Centre herald. (Sauk Centre, Stearns County, Minn.) 1886-current, 1914-12-17

..ivitatiOn accepted. An hour later a
party sat down in the Cafe d'Orleans
and enjoyed the hospitality of the
American who begged that the dis
ahled dueliSt would excuse him for
Injecting even by a look 70 his tax
ing Il seat at the same table Before
the evening was over the joke was
communicated TO Ned who by this
time had come to a very good humOr.
and since he had turned the tables on
the jOkers he laughed more heartily
than any of them.
Edward Thorne Is now a middle
aged man. and his wife AYERS that the
only fault she finds with him is that
he is very careless about his personal
appearance.
The Sauk Centre herald. (Sauk Centre, Stearns County, Minn.) 1886-current, 1914-12-17
Citation for Hearing on Petition for
Administration.

Administration.
No. 1900.
Estate of Frances F. Eddy, de-
ceased.
State of Minnesota, County of Stearns
In Probate Court.
In the matter of the estate Of
Frances F. Eddy, decedent.
The State of Minnesota, to all per-
sons interested in the granting of adj
ministration of the estate of said de-
cedent: The petition of Frank M.
Eddy having been filed in this Court,
representing that Frances F. Eddy,
then a resident of the County Of
Stearns, State of Minnesota, died in
testate on the 10Th day Of November,
1914, and praying that letters of adj
ministration of her estate be grant
ed to him the said Frank M. Eddy,
and the Court, having fixed the time.
and place for hearing said petition:
Therefore you, and each of you, are
hereby cited and required to show
cause, if any you have, before this
Court at the Probate Court rooms in
the Court House, in the City of st.
Cloud in the County of Stearns, State
of Minnesota, on the 18th day of jan
uary, 1915, at o'clock A. NJ, why
said petition should not be granted.
Witness, the Judge of said Court
and the seal of said Court, this 3rd.
day Of December, 1914.
(Seal) A. H. KLASEN,
$3.50 Judge Of Probate.
L. L. Kells, Sank Centre,
Attorney for Petitioner.
The Sauk Centre herald. (Sauk Centre, Stearns County, Minn.) 1886-current, 1914-12-17
Citation for Hearing on Petition for
Probate of Will.
No. 4700

NO. 41SS
Estate of Carl Telschow, deceased.
State of Minnesota, County of Stearns
In Probate Court.
In the matter of the estate of Carl
Telschow, decedent.
The State of Minnesota to all per-
sons interested in the allowance and
probate of the will of said decedent:
The petition of Charles Telshow being
duly filed in this Court, representing
that Carl Telschow, then resident of
the County of Stearns, State of Min
nesoa, died on the 10th day of Octo-
Der, 1914, leaving last will and test
ament which is presented to this court
with said petition, and praying that
said instrument be allowed as the last
will and testament of said decedent,
and that letters testamentary be is
sued thereon to him the said Charles
The Sauk Centre herald. (Sauk Centre, Stearns County, Minn.) 1886-current, 1914-12-17

| play pf:tctlcal Jokes on one announcer.
One evening Ned went alone TO the
I restaurant where he was used to din
ing. His intimate friends with whom
| he was accustomed to dine one and all
bad engagements to dine somewhere
else. While Ned was eating his dinner
man came in and. taking a seat OPP
! posite him. scanned the bill of fare.
| Ned saw no necessity for the fellow to
| occupy the same table as himself and
scowled at him. The man. looking up
and seeing the frown. said politely:
Monsieur. you do not seem pleased
with me for Il visa vis!"
There are other tables vacant, and
/ confess prefer to dine alone
THAT means that you do not con-
slider me proper person to dine so
near you
There was vim ordinaire (wine not
charged for, on the table. and the man
had poured ont glass of it, With
his words he threw the contents into
Ned's face. then. rising. laid card on
the table and. adding that he would
not trOub. the gentleman with his
presence any longer. went to another
table.
Ned wiped the wine of his face and
front. hastily finished his dinner and.
taking up the card. returned to his
rooms During the evening one of his
friends. Jules Munier. came in. and
Ned told MIN OF the incident that had
Uqurrpd to him. Munier asked to see
the card the man had offered. and
Ned. feeling in his pockets. produced
it. When Mnnier looked at the name
he started
Antoine lie Cruz" he exclaimed.
"Great heavens. man. you are in for
fight with the most noted duelist In
Paris
You don't mean it, said Ned. catch
ing his breath.
Il do And the worst of it is that
lie CruX does not fight in the modern
WAY. simply to show his skill by let
ting little blood: he fights to kill"
1t is quite likely that the Americans
courage world have OOZed out of his
fingers ends if he had not been anger
ed by what an Older man would have
considered matter of trivial impOr-
lance. When Munier entered Ned was
holding up the shirt he had worn at
dinner which was despatched with
red wine. If there was any one ar
tice of his wardrobe he was proud Of
it was that shirt 1t was. indeed.
beauty IL npgligee Of harmonious col
N~1s
broidered in large characters on the
pocket.
81 don't care whether he is the most
noted dueist in the universe. I'm go
ing to make him pay for spelling that
shirt
A faint smile curled the Frenchman's
lip. but he took care that Ned should
not see it.
well. what are you going to do
about it,"
challenge him. of course. You go
right off and attend to the matter for
me-"
Had not better try to settle it? He
may accept an apology"
Il apologize to him? Not bit of it,"
But suppose he will apologize to
you?'
I'll accept no apology from the man
who spoiled that shirt. Ill spoil one
for him. only there'll be blood on it in
stead of claret."
At the moment Paul DesmOulins. an
.:...s1 =: Ned's friends. came in. and
M3.ler communicated the affair to
BIN taking care to reDreSS his mirtb
The Sauk Centre herald. (Sauk Centre, Stearns County, Minn.) 1886-current, 1914-12-17

Telschow, now therefore, you, and
each of you, are hereby cited and re-
quired to show cause, if any you
have, before this Court, at the Pro-
bate Court rooms in the Court House,
in the City Of st. Cloud, County OF
Stearns, State of Minnesota, on the
18th day of January, 1915, at nine
o'clock A. NJ, why the prayer of said
petition should not be granted.
Witness the Honorable A. H. Klas-
en-, Judge of said Court, and the seal
of said Court, this third day of De-
cember, 1914.
court SeaD A. H. KLASEN,
$3.50 Judge.
The Sauk Centre herald. (Sauk Centre, Stearns County, Minn.) 1886-current, 1914-12-17
Ancient Glassmakinq.

When the council of ten ruled Ven
ice they issued decree regarding the
art of glassmaking. 1t runs: IF d
workman carry his art beyond the linn
lrs of his country to the detrinent Of
the republic. he shall be desired To re-
turn. Ii ne disobey. his nearest rela-
tives shall be imprisoned. Ii in spite
Of their Imprisonment. he remain OBJ
stinate in his wish 10 live abroad. an
r1nissary shall be told off tn xii. hiT."