The Lakeland evening telegram. (Lakeland, Fla.) 1911-1922, 1914-11-28
FORTUNES OF FRITZ
BY JULES oDIN.

pup and I'm grateful for what you
"Oh, all right" said Bammett, al
sent-mindedly, frowning at the pape
before him. Already he had forgotten
!! his charity client and was vaguely an
noyed at his chatter.
I'll take him to your house." adde,
the man. Then he vanished.
That was why Bammett, when h,
opened his front door that night, hat
the surprise of seeing Fritz. II Away,
was surprise to see Fritz, becaus,
most of him was where one didn't ex
pect 1t. Reliable persons assured BAN
NETT later that Fritz was dachshunt
of good breeding. but Bammett al
ways shook his head. He said Frit,
was nothing more or less than a bal
OF string unwound and stretched on,
and that, for his part, he should thinl
Fritz would establish telegraph sta
lions on his head and tail in order to
keep track of himself during his tortu
GUS progress.
The annoying part of it was thai
every foot Of Fritzs length was brim
ming over with affection, and If there
is anything more annoying than being
compelled, in spite Of yourself, to love
something you have made up your
mind to dislike it has yet to be dis
covered.
With Fritz coiled up comfortably in
his lap that evening Bammett had q
sudden chill. He remembered that
Mrs. Bammett disliked dogs vigorous
ly. In fact, that was why they had
never owned one heretofore. Bammett
felt that he should have to pay dearly
when his wife returned for the fit OF
abstraction that was responsible for
his acquiring Fritz. And he was not
disappointed.
Mrs. Bammett shrieked when she ar
rived from the train that week and
was greeted by Fritz's head and shout
ders and beaming eyes. The rest OF
him trailed off into the buffers pantry
and was invisible.
Where did that awful thing come
from?" she demanded. Henry BAN.
NETT. why on earth did you go and get
dog the minute my back was turned.
when you know hate the creatures? ?
And he's SO much dog!" she walled, in.
dignantly.
Il couldn't help it," said Bammett,
after the manner of men. HE was
thrust upon mel"
There was plenty Of time to run
before all of him got there!" Mrs.
Bammett insisted. mo human being
could help seeing his approach hours
before his total arrival! You've got to
get rid of him!"
who can l give him TOT? asked
Bammett.
go away!" cried Mrs. Bammett to
Fritz.
Bammett. gazing at Fritz, brown,
beaming and wagging. felt a new pro-
tecting affection stir within him. Sur.
reptitiously he patted the sleek head.
I'LL dispose Of him, somehow" he
promised.
Aren't you going to do anything
about this dreadful dog?" Mrs. BAN.
NETT asked q week later.
like him." said Bammett. you feed
him!"
Il can't let living thing starve to
death right before my eyes!" she as
serted. frigidly. Il suppose I would
feed convict. IL he was helpless on
my hands!"
you might find somebody who
would take him." she insisted the next
night. Frits had come contentedly
and laid down across her feet She
frowned as she looked at him.
"You might push him away, you
know" suggested her husband.
Il wouldn't hurt q helpless creature
no matter how ! hated IT," Mrs. BAN.
NETT told him. virtuously.
Bammett came home early one night
and found Fritz in Mrs. Bammett's lap
She had the grace to blush.
He Just got up here" she explained.
rapidly. Il was putting him down.
when stopped to notice how silky
his hair is. II you cared anything for
me you would have done something
about him before this!"
Bammett rose to the occasion.
your troubles are over" he told her.
The janitor OF our building has prom.
ised that he'll take Fritz as a favor,
though he doesn't care about dogs"
He paused. Mrs. Bammett. her arms
about Fritz. whose tongue was hang.
ing out from his sudden choking surge
into her embrace. was glaring at her
husband. Henry Bammett!" she
cried. Give this poor, helpless puppy
to . horrid old janitor who'll make
him live In . coal cellar? Not II I
know II. The idea! don't believe
you care anything about the dog at
all. l shall keep Fritz myself IL no
body else on earth cares enough about
him to"
Fritz. old boy" interrupted Bam.
NETT. you win!"
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