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Albuquerque morning journal. [volume] (Albuquerque, N.M.) 1903-1926, 1914-10-05
RED SOX WIN AND
BROWNS DROP! ONE
Troop X Nine Holds Stockings 10 Close
Score Despite tlark's Proves:
Railroadcrs Cop Victory In CARR
son Finish

In the FIRST game Of the double
header played yesterday afternoon al
Hopcwell field. the Red SoX defeated
Troop K, Twelfth United states cav
airy by a score Of 60 4. Both twirl-
ers showed TO advantage in this con-
test. which was cut to seven innings
by agreement to permit the staging
Of the second game Clark. the Red
SoX Indian pitcher striking out
twelve and allowing but three safe
hits, while Marina. for the troopers.
struck out eight and Yielded but five
bingles
The second contest, between the
Q. K. r. boys and the Old Town
Browns, was won by the railroaders
by an S-to-3 score. The Browns held
the lead until the O. Il. +. team went
to bat in its half Of Che seventh in
ming, the score being to 2 Mt that
time Two hits, a passed ball. q base
on balls, and four Brown errors net
ted Manager Moores boys six tallies
and the game. This is the third game
played by these teams. each having
hung up 4 victory in the previous
contests
Albuquerque morning journal. [volume] (Albuquerque, N.M.) 1903-1926, 1914-10-05
PEACE MARCH IS
MUSICAL FEATURE
At BIC REUNION
Scottish Rite MaSons I0aug-
urate Occasion With Im-
pressive Program IN Sple0-
did Cathedral in Santa Fe,

Santa Fe. oct 1 The Peace
March" dedicated 10 the New MeNlco
Consistory No L. A. f. 4 A. Nj. thun-
dcTod forth from the pine organ.
shortly before O'Clock this evening,
the first notes of the Scottish Rite
reunion The Masonic cathedral was
thfonged with DISTINGUISHED audit
ence and was brilliant with Us myriad
of lights, both on tine exterior and Ia
the grand auditorium The march is
the composition OF H. A. Jcancon. who
presided at the pipe organ Throughout
the sacred concert and who for the
past five or sis reunions has come to
Santa Fe from Colorado springs to
furnish the pipe organ music tie
formerly was secretary of the Santa lfe
Chamber of Commerce and is "a mas
ter player. thirty-sccond degree Ma
son, a composer and author The
march has majestic sweep aud is
quite an ambitious composition.
90 Pray for the Peace ui Jcrusa-
lem" was rendered hy H. T.. Ormsbce.
thirty-seeond degree Mason. with Il
remarkable baritone voice. the Mason
ic choir rendering the chorus part
Mrs j. T. McCrum introduced a
new soprano soloist to Santa lie. and
she delighted the audience with the
rendition Of "a Little While. by
Briggs.
Mr. William j. Fauth who has won
"A secure place as "A soloist IN Santa Fee.
sang "Thc Good shepherd, her mag
nificent contralto voice. In It's flcNihil-
ity bringing out the tcndcrcst shades
of Van de Waters composition.
The familiar, always pleasng
Praise We the Father by Gounod,
was rendered by the Masonic male
chorus with verye and eXaetncss
that comes from familiarity and
thorough rehearsal of selection.
Jeancon again demonstrated his
mastery over tho pipe organ as an ie-
strumcnt from which To evoke the
sweetest of music. with his playing
Flotows overture (Stradellal.
A woman's quartet, Mrs. T.. Me-
Crum. Mrs. w j Fauth. Miss Edna
Ahrahamson and Mrs Nora T.. SAM
mers sang with tenderness, Macy b
Come to our Hearis and Abide
Miss Florence Ormsbee followed
with Gounod's setting Of There Is a
Green Hill Far Away She possesses
a pleasing and powerful mczzosoprano
voice.
/ L. Tcllo the brazilian genius,
evoked from his violin melodies that
thrilled his audience to enthusiasm.
He had selected from his favorte
composer, Wieniawsk, the "Schcrzo-
Tarantella.' opus rs.
/ Dudley Bucks My Rcdcemer and
/ My Lord, gave Miss Jessie T.. Car
roll, opportunity TO captiVate her
hearers with her appealing soprano
Albuquerque morning journal. [volume] (Albuquerque, N.M.) 1903-1926, 1914-10-05

voice that flled the auditorium with
its volume
Risht merrly ANA musicaly tripped
from the grand pipe organ the ballet
music from Gouuods Faust, played hy
Orsanist Jcanyun
THRUST n the lord' was the CON
tralto solo rendered with feeling hy
Miss EDNA Atuhamsun
a MIXED uua 'tot consisting of Miss
Jessie f. carroll Miss Florence A.
Otmiher A. S kirkpatrick and II. L..
Olmsb,r. s4uH So Shadows Non-
der % touching selection ms GAul
iu ,unDluslun j a. JcanDon lQhNcd
the followne organ selections
eraalue of Sulomc. hy doice "rraos
umr rr aHd Romance hy Schumnun,
ami "tlaina'Na, bv Roberts
Albuquerque morning journal. [volume] (Albuquerque, N.M.) 1903-1926, 1914-10-05

Detroit oct. i.-Detrun, lighting
for third place in the pennant race,
closed its season by defeating Cleve-
land. fl to q, here today. Cobb's hit
ting and base running brought victory
to the Tigers, but Clevelahd's weird
defensive work helped 10 swell the
score. Cobb's drive past l.iebold and
beyond the flag pole In the sixth in
ming was his second home run of the
season. In the seventh inning when
Detroit scored eight runs, Cobb broke
the tie by coming home from first
base when Wambsganss fumbled
Crawford's grounder WASHINGTON
must win two of it's three remaining
games to finish ahead of Detroit.
Score "
Cleveland =. 900 zoe 600 3
Detroit .001 l0l S0x-ll 10 4
Batteries Mitchell and Eagan. Du-
buc and Stanagc.
Albuquerque morning journal. [volume] (Albuquerque, N.M.) 1903-1926, 1914-10-05

Folev's Honey and Tar Compound
cuts the thick choking mucus, and
clears away the phlegm opens UP
the air passages and stops me hoarse
cough The gasping. strangling fight
for breath gives way to qulet prea,n-
inc ana peaceful sleep Harold Berg,
Mass. Mich. writes: I'VE give Foleys
Honey and Tar to our children for
croup and it always acts quickly" No
wonder a man in Texas walked 10
miles 10 the store to get bottle OF
Foley's Honey and Tar Compound
Every user is friend. For sale by
Butts, Inc.
Albuquerque morning journal. [volume] (Albuquerque, N.M.) 1903-1926, 1914-10-05
pir1,tcs LII: Reds 81.

Cincinnati, Oct. i.-Pittsburgh and
Cincinnati divided doube-header
here today, Cincinnati winning the
first by TO 4. and Pittsburgh the
second by II TO 4. I'm the first con-
test pittsburgh tied the score in their
half of the ninth. but Cincinnati won
out IN their half when Conselman,
who had replaced Adams. gave two
bases en- balls and was hit for two
singles
Pittsburgh won the second game in
the third inning when they scored
eight runs on five hits and three err
rors.
Scurc-Flrst game; II Il
Pittsburgh ....0O2 001 Doll .
Cincinnati ..... 00t 020 011-5 10 4
Batteries: Adams. Conselman and
schang: Fittery. Douglas and Clock
son, Gonzales.
Scnrc-second game: III -
Pittsburgh .......2 0S COLL : /
Cincinnati .......00l f02- 4 & 4
Batteries: Mammaux and Smith;
Benton ana Gonzales.
Albuquerque morning journal. [volume] (Albuquerque, N.M.) 1903-1926, 1914-10-05
Nason4 Arrive for Reunion.

Santa Fe Oct 4.-The advance
guard for the Scottish Rite reunion
arrived this forenoon from Silver City
and Deming, including Fred Boren-
stein Fred Mum. Thomas Richard
son. Mr.. aud Mrs w Il. Downey. w.
IT, Elliott, S. A. Milliken, V. =. Wof-
ford. NJ A. Nordhaus j. j. Jacobs,
J NJ. Mum, Mr.. and Mrs. w. II. Lau-
mer. G. H. Nissan and y. r. Page.
arrived from Tres Piedras S. NJ.
Brosius is here from Washington.
Albuquerque morning journal. [volume] (Albuquerque, N.M.) 1903-1926, 1914-10-05

SANTA re, Oct 4.-Doming Is 70
have free delivery Of mail as soon as
its streets are paved and houses
being the 1fth city in New
Mexico to get mail delivery, the other
four being Albuquerque. Santa Pc,
East Las Vegas and Ration. A rural
route has also been established out
Of Deming but no regular rural car
rier has yet been named. In the
meanwhile c. O. Donaldson has been
appointed acting carrier.
Albuquerque morning journal. [volume] (Albuquerque, N.M.) 1903-1926, 1914-10-05

VltpN hanr nn all winter VI not
choctoa. and pave the way for serious
throat and lung diseases Get ID bottle
nf Frl,Nt Honey and Tar Compound
and takf 4 freely STOPS coughs and
colds h.sfls raw infnmod throat
laossus the phlegm and is mildly mNu-
i've. eMs. n Miller ia Enquirer
Cannclton Ind. had bronchial irou-
bile. lot very honrsc oouehcd cone
stauty from tickling thfoat lie
used urlv Foleys Honey and Tar Com.
ponnd Was entirely relieved Wants
others to know OF Foleys Honey and
Tar Tor sale by Butts, luc
Albuquerque morning journal. [volume] (Albuquerque, N.M.) 1903-1926, 1914-10-05
Mnndnl Dcfcnts Rlycrs.

New orleans, oct AFTER twenty
rounds of slow boxing here today Joe
Mandot Of New orleans was awarded
the decision over Joe Rivers. during
The first ten rounds Rivers did not
extend himself, apparently awaiting q
chance for q knockout, and from the
eleventh round. when he attempted ~
meet Mandot at boxing, he was out
rlassed. The men are lightweights.
Albuquerque morning journal. [volume] (Albuquerque, N.M.) 1903-1926, 1914-10-05

Sioux City. la. oct. 4.-kansas city
won the post-season series from
Sioux City by taking the first game Of
double-hcader. 6 to g. The second
game was called in the fifth inning
with Sioux City at the long end Of 4
to | score
Albuquerque morning journal. [volume] (Albuquerque, N.M.) 1903-1926, 1914-10-05

Chicago. oct. I. = The 81 LOUIS
Federal league team won nara
fought game, / to 0, from the Chicago
club. The visitors lone run was
made in the sixth when Misse reached
first on Tinker's error, was sacrificed
to second and reached home ON Il
two-base hit by Tobln.
Score u
ST Louis ... 000 00i O00--l o
Chicago ,0O0 OVV wv
Batteries: Watson and Chapman
johnson and Wilson.
Albuquerque morning journal. [volume] (Albuquerque, N.M.) 1903-1926, 1914-10-05
Rarons Rcnl Brewers.

MILWAUKEE,, Oct. a.-EIrmingham,
the Southern league champions, de-
feated the Milwaukee pennant win
ners today in the second game Of the
series of the championship of minor
leagues by a score of to ,. e..
Birmingham 100 200 000--3 3 0
Milwaukee ...0tO 600 010---2 .
Batteries: Robertson and Tragres-
sor; Dougherty, Slapnicka and Me-
Graw. Hughes.
Albuquerque morning journal. [volume] (Albuquerque, N.M.) 1903-1926, 1914-10-05

indianapolis, oct Indianapolis
won two games from Kansas city to-
day before the largest crowd ever as
semhled In the local park After Fal-
konbcrg weakened in the ninth and all
lowed Kansas City to forge ahcad the
local team developed "a batting rally
and won the first game, to 3. kan
sas City's ragged fielding gave indian
apolls the second game, to @.
Score---first game IL "
Kansas city 90. GOO Goa 0--5 ~ q
indianapolis 0OO 400 O0l l-G IA 3
Batteries llenning, Johnson, Gull
lop and Easterly, Falkenbcrg and
Raridcn.
soore-sccond game: II E
Kansas city ..,.... .OWV Vu--V .
indianapolis ...f0l 2X-i /
tCalled on account OF darkness
Batteries; johnson and Eastetly,
Mosely and liariden.
Albuquerque morning journal. [volume] (Albuquerque, N.M.) 1903-1926, 1914-10-05
BASEBALL CURTAIN
FALLS NEXT WEEK
MI Is Over hut the Shouting and
Only unimportant heargnard Ac-
tons Are Yet to BE Fought in the
Two Major Leagues.


New York, oct 4.-Last shots will
be fired this week in the major league
battles of 1914 The decisive engage
ments have been fought and the
present activity is confined to rear
guard actions. Even these are on a
diminishing scale and in mid-week a
truce VIII be called until Friday. when
the Philadelphia American league vic
Tors and the BOstOns, cOnquerors in
the National league, Will begin their
meeting to decide the final suprem-
acy Of the year.
Speculation over the probable out
come of the worlds championship
series now that the teams have been
definitely picked and all arrange
ment for the big event made, has al
most entirely superseded discussion
Of the regular league campaigns. In
the mind of the average baseball fan
such problems as whether Plank Will
be able to outpitch Tyler how Ben
der and Rudolph compare and if
James viii prove superior in ability
to Shawkey or some of the other com
pafatively new recruits that Connie
Mack may put in, far transcends in
interest the placing Of the fourteen
biz league teams which finished be-
hnd the leaders
Giants Still Have Fight.
Nevertheless, in several cities di-
reety interested, the cleaning up Of
The years schedules claims a certain
amount Of attention. In New York,
for instance, the Giants, beaten by
the Braves for the flag after one OF
the most thrilling races in baseball
history, are possible candidates for a
still lower berth. st. Louis has been
pushing hard, but managed only to
get an even break with Chicago to-
DAY, leaving McGraws men game
ahd half advantage which they may
be able to hold
Chicago and Brooklyn also are
close together but the last named
club has only the slimmest of oppor-
tunities Of finishing in the front di-
vision Brooklyn, Pittsburgh, Phila-
delphia and Cincinnati is likely to be
the order of second division clubs.
Tigers Have Good Chance.
In the American league, Detroit
and Washington are SO close together
that it Will take the Washington games
Of this week to decide the occupant
of third place The Detroits, who
ended their season today virtually
tied with the Nationals, seem to have
the better chance for the berth as
Washington must win two out Of
three from Boston to forge ahead. ST.
Louis and New York are both flirting
with fifth place with the possibility
that either may capture it.
Aside from these minor contests
the regular PLAY of the year is as good
as over. With their decision, the
playing Of the worlds series and of
such city series as have been arrang-
ed, the baseball season of 1914 Will
pass into history.
Relative positions in the Federal
league were unchanged during the
week. Chicago leading the league
race with a margin over Indianapolis
which today's results cut down to half
game.
Albuquerque morning journal. [volume] (Albuquerque, N.M.) 1903-1926, 1914-10-05
White sox 3: Browns I.

Chicago. oct 4-The final curtain
of the American league season IN Chi
cago was rung down today with a
victory for the locals over st. Louis.
Daring base running on the part OF
the home club. coupled with bases on
balls off Levercnz. opportune hitting
and errors gave Chicago the last
game of the season Fabor worked
in fine form and had little difficulty
i'm holding the visitors safe. dou-
bic by Pratt and triple by T.. walker
In the fourth inning saved st. Louis
Albuquerque morning journal. [volume] (Albuquerque, N.M.) 1903-1926, 1914-10-05
Grizzlies Beat HOLSTERS.

Denver. oct. 1.-The Denver West
ern league team won the second game
of the series from the indianapolis
American Association team today IL
eaara n II u
Denver ..210 ole 0i0--ll 16 3
.202 POI COL 10 4
Batteries Morgan, Schreibef ana
Block: Burke, Schardt and Gosset'
Albuquerque morning journal. [volume] (Albuquerque, N.M.) 1903-1926, 1914-10-05

Santa Re, oct. "A soil survey Of
the Mesilla valley has been completed
by A. T. Strayhnrn soil expert Of the
department Of agriculture and his re-
.turt will be published this month.
Albuquerque morning journal. [volume] (Albuquerque, N.M.) 1903-1926, 1914-10-05
.MACKMEN To START
WORK IN EARNEST
Regular, Have Taken Things easy Tor
Last Week but Will Get Busy To-
day Preparing TO Get in slapc lof
the Series That Brings in the Money

Philadelphia, oct After lad ,,
things easy for week Connie Mack ;
regulars will appear in the Athletes
Lineup tomorrow against the New
York Hghlanders when the opening
game of the last series of the AHerl-
can league schedule here VIII be stag
ed at Shibc park.
Manager Mack announced yesterday
that he intends to use his reHuial
players in each Of the three saines
against the New Workers tomorrow
Tuesday and Wednesday with one
day lav-off on Thursday, he hopes TO
have the present worlds champions
on edge for the opening contest OF
the worlds series against the Boston
Nationals on Friday
Albuquerque morning journal. [volume] (Albuquerque, N.M.) 1903-1926, 1914-10-05

ST Louis. oct. 4.-St Louis and
chicago divided a double-header here
today the local team taking the
frst game. 4 to o. and the visitors the
second game by similar score when
The game was called on account Of
darkness Mt the end Of the sixth IN
ming. n ~
scufe--First game u
chieapc ........ 600 20 000-S ,
81 Louis ......0l2 COL 00x-4
batteries. Cheney Pierce and Bres-
nahan; Niehaus ana snyder
score--sccond game Il
Chicago ..........0O2 OIL II
ST LOUIS ........-Ou 02l-3
batteries: Vaughn ana Bresnahan;
williams. Robinson and O'Connor.
Albuquerque morning journal. [volume] (Albuquerque, N.M.) 1903-1926, 1914-10-05
OTHER BASEBALL RESULTS
PACIFIC COAST LEAGUE.


Portland 3 Los Angeles 2.
san Francisco 81. Oakland o..
Venice 8 Mission O.
Albuquerque morning journal. [volume] (Albuquerque, N.M.) 1903-1926, 1914-10-05
IN THE WORLD OF SPORT
CARDINALS DIVIDE
HON0RS WITH CUBS

,ral,c First Game by Score of 10 J
ana Lose Second by Same Count;
Reds and Pirates Also Have Dog
Fail. CnnScIman Fails To Deliver.
Albuquerque morning journal. [volume] (Albuquerque, N.M.) 1903-1926, 1914-10-05

Summary. TWO-bHse Nus Halnes,
Aye, Hola Tso, Webster. Sacrifice
hit-Clark Hit by pitcher Padilla
by Marina. Passed nalls- Stumpf,
Webster 90 Double play-Yount TO
Hines. stolen bases McCanna.
Haines, Stumpf "a, Gigpac Parr,
Marina. Struck out--By clark ~; by
Marina s. First base on balls-Off
Clark 4 off Marina L. Time-1:5O.
Albuquerque morning journal. [volume] (Albuquerque, N.M.) 1903-1926, 1914-10-05
Biz Demand for Seats.

Although the attendance al the Tvs
ular season games was less than usual
here this year, indications are lhal
the demand for worlds series tlcke's
will be even greater than in former
years when hundreds Of men and boys
stood in line all night for chance 70
purchase them at the opening OF the
public sale The sale Will open Weo-
nesday morning at o'clock and II IS
believed that every seat for the three
games for which tickets will be OF
fered here will be sold before noon.
Philadelphians seem so confident
that the Athletics will annex another
worlds championship that there IS
little betting on the result. A rev VINO
saw they have "hunch' that the
Braves will land on top, are asking
long odds
Albuquerque morning journal. [volume] (Albuquerque, N.M.) 1903-1926, 1914-10-05
HOOFEDs TAKE TWO
FROM KANSAS CITY
Old Cy Falkcnbcrg Ncakcns in Ninth
but Teammates Come To Ills Sup
port aud Hammer out Victory /.
Thinkers Men Drop Game.
FEDERAL LEAGUE STANDING.


Kansas city at Chicago
St. Louis at indianapolis
shurgh al Baltimore
BROOKLYN at Buffalo
Albuquerque morning journal. [volume] (Albuquerque, N.M.) 1903-1926, 1914-10-05

Summary: Two-base hits---Gnevara
(2). d. Chavez. Monuuera. Three
base hits-Salazar. u. Chavez. Passed
balls Chavez. Stumpf 90 Stolen
bases-Cohen. GueVara, j. Torres.
Struck out-By maritime > BY San
doval 5 by Armijo 4 First on balls
Off Armijo 1 Time--l.a5. Umpire
Leeds.
Albuquerque morning journal. [volume] (Albuquerque, N.M.) 1903-1926, 1914-10-05
x,r,ox,I LEAGUE STANDING.


Boston at brooklyn,
Philadelphia at New York.
Chicago at 81. Louis.
pittsburgh at Cincinnati.
Albuquerque morning journal. [volume] (Albuquerque, N.M.) 1903-1926, 1914-10-05
COBB FEATURES IN
LAST DAYS PLAY
Georgia Peach Bats and Runs Bases
In Dazzling Manner and brings Vie
Tory 10 Tigers; White Sox Triumph
Over Browns as Curtain Goes Down.
AMERICAN LEAGUE STANDING.


New York at Philadelphia
Washington az Boston.
The central record., 1914-03-12
MoIasses For Shoes.

Shipping Louisiana molasses into
New England by the hogshead and
sending the same hogshead back south
again with shoes were incidents of tie
shoe trade of Avon years ago. 1t was
back in 1910. when the present town
of Avon was East StoughtOn. that two
brothers were in company manufac-
turing shoes and as a side line ran a
grocery and general store in a spot
where now stands the postOflice build
ing. One of the brothers went south
and located in New Orleans in the
grocery business, leaving his brother
here to manufacture shoes and boots.
according to +. Dexter Littlefeld. The
brother who was in the South would
ship hogshead of mOlasses to his
brother in Avon ana as soon as the
hogshead was empty it would be clean
ed and would be filled with boots for
the southern trade. This practice was
kept up for years, and in this way a
good trade was built up for Avon foot
wear.-BOstOn Globe.
The central record., 1914-03-12
Thackeray's Criticism,

In Bar. Bat and Bit" by the Hon
Sir Edward Chandos Leigh. is the fol
lowing Thackeray story:
Thackeray and others were great fire.,
Quenters of Evans, in Covent Garden
kept by Paddy Green. where the most
beautiful glees used to be sung. There
was a little coterie there, and was
honored by being allowed to join that
coterie. We used to devour chops
baked potatoes and other adjuncts tC
Il homely supper after the theater
One night | found Thackeray alone al
the table when up came a small, obse
quiOus gentleman. who rubbed his
hands together and addressed Thack
cray with the most fulsome cOmpli
ments. When he passed ON | said t.
Thackeray, Pray tell me who is that?'
His answer was. He calls himself III
artist. but he paints us much in butter
as be does in oil"
The central record., 1914-03-12
Five Daily Calls to Prayer.
At sunrise the light sleepers are
awakened by the long. mellow cry OF
the muezzin from his tower:


awakened by the long. mellow cry OF
the muezzin from his tower:
God is great!
/ testify that there is no God but God.
I testify that Mohammed is the prophet
of God!
Come to prayer.
Come to salvation!
Prayer is better than sleep!
God is most great
There is no God but God.
AS one hears five times each day
from the minarets of the mosques of
Cairo this summons to prayer, as one
beholds the faithful reverently bowling
their bodies in their shops or in the
public highways. one readily perceives
that in Cairo he is near the heart of
the Moslem world. These prayers oc-
cur at sunrise, midday, $3.50 in the aft
ernoon, at sunset and an hour and a
half after sunset. The faithful must
attend their prayers with bows and
prostrations to show perfect devotion.
Clayton Cooper's 'The Man of
Egypt"
The central record., 1914-03-12
Saved by Artificial Breathing.

DR.. S. F. Derioujinsky. Russian
surgeon, reports the case of peasant
of twenty-One who, following an angi-
na of probably diphtheritic origin. was
stricken with paralysis. After two
weeks of total paralysis some move
ments of the arms appeared. but a
few days later respiratory trouble be-
gan. The breathing rose to forty to
the minute and became superficial,
with momentary stops 1t was neces-
sary to resort to artificial respiration.
With the assistance of pupils in the in
firmary school this was kept up day
and night from Feb. 5 to Feb. 20. On
the latter day the patient began breath
ing naturally. but difficulty in swallow
ing arose about the same time. On
Feb. &c it became necessary to begin
artificial respiration again. This was
maintained until March l, when nat.
ural breathing returned. and the pa
tient recovered.
The central record., 1914-03-12
Arms and the Child.

Girl scouts exist in Germany also
Instead of camp fire girls they call
them something that sounds like a
mixture of Fenimore Cooper and musi-
cal comedy-Pathfinde is the lit
eral translation Apparently. too, they
90 in for being military with true Ger
man thOroughness. One reads how Il
head game warden presented himself
at the shop of dealer in firearms in
Berlin and desired to purchase ii re-
vOlver. "A revolver" said the dealer
I'm sorry, sir, but I've just sold the
last gross of revolvers in the shop to
the Potsdam battalion of girl scouts
New York Post
The central record., 1914-03-12
a SUNNY DISPOSITION,

Willie-Paw. what is a sunny dispo
sition? Paw That is something
which is possessed by a man who
points out the silver lining in the cloud
and then borrows your umbrella be-
fore it starts to rain. my sOn.-Cincin-
natl Enquirer
The central record., 1914-03-12
Answer of a Diplomat.

You replace Dr. Franklin" said the
French prime minister. Count de Yer
sennes, to Thomas jefferson. the new
V arrived representative of the Unit
'd States. II merely succeed him. No
one could replace him." was Jefferson's
reply.
The central record., 1914-03-12
Professional Saqacity.

Dentists Wife-Why do you open the
door Of the patients room when l sing ?
Dentist-Want to let the walters
know it isn't the patients.-Columbia
lester.