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The Detroit times., 1914-11-27
FEDS SAY ED. PLANK
WANTS TOO MUCH

CHICAGO, November 27.-Nego-
tiations for the services of Eddie
Plank. Athletic hurler, have practical
ly been dropped by the Chicago Fed
eral league club, President Weeghman
announced today. Weeghman said
Plank wanted too much money.
The Detroit times., 1914-11-27
COLLIER KHARTOUM sunk
BY Mine NEAR MOUTH OF
HUMBER RIVER; CREW SAVED
W.&J. In new YORK
FOR ITS LAST GAME

NEW YORK, Nov. 27-The Wash
ington and --efferson football team
arrived here today in fine shape after
the "a to visit they paid to Bucklell
yesterday. The Pennsylyanians ex-
pressed utmost confidence over tho
outcome of their battle at the Polo
grounds tomorrow with Rutgers.
The Rutgers team will get In late
this afternoon.
The Detroit times., 1914-11-27
JUAREz ENTRIES.

First Race-Purse $500. 2-year-olds
maidens; furlongs: Breezer 100: Or
monde, 105 Jack Ritter l05. Day
Day los. Rinaldo, los
Second Race-Selliug. 3-year-ol
and upwards. purse $500. 5Ia furlongs
Nobby. los NGolf Ball. ITO; Calcium
III: Louis Descognets l12 Amchalke
1l2. Chiffon Trance. ll2
Third Race--Selling. 3-year-o'ds and
upwards. mile: Fort Sumter, 100
xHigh street loS NJudge salo, 1913
Beulah :. los.
Fourth Race-Selling. 3year -olds
and upwards. 5ia fnrlongs NAudrew
O'Day. l02: xWaverihg. 100. Praetor-
ian los: Ruvocco. i0s Dr. Neufr, liz:
Mercurium il2
Firth Race-Selling 2-year-olds.
fllies furlongs Category. lND'
Finalee f00. Helen Raybourn. lO2'
KInez l03- Make Good. lO3; carrie
Orme. i05.
sixth Race-selling. 3-year- olds and
upwards, 6i9 furlongs: xParcel Post.
i62. xSafranor. i01; FRAGILE. los Lady
London. los: Make Argent, llo;' Adena,
liz
xApprentIce allowance claimed
Weather clear Track heavy
The Detroit times., 1914-11-27
October Export Balance Shows
S60,000,000 in Favor of Amer
lean Trade
CALAMITY HOWLERS
TURNED INTO BOOSTERS
Detroit Gets Substantial Slice of
Big Business With
Europe
Warning Nations Buy
OF Uncle Sam

Bethlehem steel Co. and
Fore River Shipbuild-
Ing 60. contracts for
hoid guns, ammunition
and submarinesD 500 900
September exports food
stuns increased) ~ 29,70A,2 ,265
Harness from south
Bend, Ind. d........ 100000
studebaker Wngon Co.
"agons for EnxInnD s.5Oo,ooo
New York rehners, In 10
days, 100000 barrels
OF sugar .. 100000
-. Louis, 10000 horses 100000
Ford, Packard and Fed
ernI Auto Co.'S. $500
motor trucks ....... 4,25O,0OO
Robin Hood Ammunition
CO., Of Vermont, cart-
ridges .......,..-... 2-5Oo.ooO
Baldwin LocomO've wks..
locomotive. for Russia 100000
strnus SnddIery. of 50.
Louis, $4,000 saddles 10000
Pittsburgh. shoes for
France ........ 05O,OOO
Reading, Pa, 100000 hos
pifal shirts ..... $4,000
The Detroit times., 1914-11-27
CARRANZA and
VILLA SEEK to-
BURY HATCHET
Negotiations For Peace Once
More Begun in MexicO-Will
Be Last Effort
DISTRESSED COUNTRY
NOW HAS FOUR HEADS
Zapata, Villa, Carranza and Gut
eirrez Each Rule Section of
Strife-Ridden Nation

WASHINGTON, Nov. 27.-A
number Of spaniards we're killed
by zapata's troops in Mexico City,
according to advices to the Span
ish embassy today from the Span
ish foreign office at Madrid. Span
ish Ambassador Riano gave the
information to Secretary Of State
The Detroit times., 1914-11-27

WASHINGTON. Nov 27.--Negotia-
tions are again in progress between
villa and CarJanza for a peaceful So
luton of the Mexican problem. This
was said here today to be the real
reason why Consul John Il. Silliman
went to Vera Cruz TO join Carranza
Leaders OF the various Mexican fac
tions are reported desirous OF making
The Detroit times., 1914-11-27
Notorious First of the First
Yields Sensation When Can
vassing Board Begins Bal
lot Scrutiny
"KING BILLY" THROWN OUT
ON DURFEE'S ORDER
Pliny w. Marsh, Attorney For
Citizens League, Is Also
Forced to Leave Room

The recount Of the votes cast
for probate judge In the first, sec
ond, third and fifth precincts OF
the First ward show a not gain
Of 81 for Justice Of the Peace
Command.
The Detroit times., 1914-11-27

past ~ years o. in 1900, lowest. IS
In 1905 md 1908.
one year Rgo todayt Highest tenn
perature, tOi lowest. 37y mean. 3St
cloudy weather with .05 Inch OF rain
during early morning.
--------a---.s-.---------- =
messenger scrvfcs.
Cell Cadillac 5sO.-Adv.
Ds sncina every evening Hotel 0rfs-
void Ballroom. to.i2 m-Adv.
Dsrctng at rsiree Rinh sesiEht sftss
,EHttnE sessioa.--Adv.
Bfeycie insurance. RepssrtsE. Treahp
Cvcle CO. "a Woe+ G.. ~ River Adv
job Printing Done hight. Times
Printing Co., 10 John R.-st
The Detroit times., 1914-11-27

VERA CRUZ, Nov. 27.-Gen.
venustiano Carrsnza today for
maIIy established his government
Of Mexico" in Vera Cruz. The
last Of the Carranzs military
forces marched into the seaport
during the early morning, bring.
ina the strength Of the garrison
up TO about $500 men, foot, guns
and horses.
The carranza lieutenants said
today they are plentifully sup
piled with artillery and ammuni-
ton. With the eunboats Bravo
and Zsragosa lying in the harbor
and resources at hand and ex.
pected from customs receipts they
insist carranza holds the whip
hand. in the Mexican situation, and
can compel the acceptance Of
most Of his demands IN the final
adjustment Of the southern re-
public's affairs. They expressed
doubt that either Villa or Zspata
would attempt to capture the city
by force Of arms.
The Detroit times., 1914-11-27

PETROGRAD. Nov. 27.-Russians
are now clamoring for official infor-
nation of the great victory which the
troops of the car have gained ovsr
the Germans In Poland. %
Every new detail causes the extent
OF the victory to grow in importance.
Not only has the army OF Gen. Won
| tff1ndenOefg been crushed and tire
forces divided, it is declared, but the
army of Gen. AIakensen, which, went
TO Won Hindenberg's relief, has also
been met and defeated.
The German front south of Plock
| Is declared TO have been cut in two.
The Russians have driven a wedge
in the German line between Plock
and Lowicz. it is stated. The south
ern half OF the army is endeavorinx
10 cut its way through to join the
German force further to their righs
from which they are also cut on.
They are virtually surrounded on all
sides The other half OF the divided
army is vainly endeayoring TO fight
its way out OF the trap into which
Gen. Won Hindenberg was led by
striking toward the north.
| Destruction or surrender must GER
tainly be the fate OF a great portion
of the German army now surrounded
by the Russians. IL is declared here.
Trains continue to pass through War
saw in great numbers. carrying
wounded and prisoners. The number
OF prisoners now reported captured
runs as high as 10000 The army Is
also declared 10 be greatly weakened
| by the Russians destruction or vast
quantities OF supplies. Many prison
ers captured beg for food. and are
suffering from frosted hands or feet
BERLIN. (via The HagueJ, Nov.
I27.-Although there is growing de
sire for more definite news from the
official statements covering operations
! in the east every confidence is hehl
here that victory win ultimately BE-
reported for the German troops. The
Russian forces are being heavily re
inforced. II is stated. but the fightinS
has not yet reached a decisive stage.
Practically all interest Is now CEN
tered in the lighting in Poland. The
situation In the west Is declared TO
be unchanged and the operations ara
now In the nature OF siege.
LONDON Nov. 27.--Secret inquiry
was started today into the blowing up
OF the battleship Bulwark OF Sheer
ness yesterday, when 500 officers and
men we're lost. AEEN
Naval experts are totally unable 20
explain the destruction OF the But
wark on theory that the explosion
tConfinsea o. rage Nine).
The Detroit times., 1914-11-27

WASHINGTON, Nov. 27.-The
club Of official recognition by the
United States 10 now the chief
weapon depended upon by the ad-
ministration to solve the Mexi-
can situation. Leaders Of the va
rlous factions In Mexico have
been frankly warned by the Unit
ed States that until stable gov
ernment 10 formed, they can ex-
pect no assistance from this side
Of the border. The country ls
bankrupt. All Of the leaders have
been compelled to utilize their
own funds for the last month. Be-
cause Of this fact, the administra-
tIon today 10 hopeful that some
one Of the factions will speedily
get control.
The Detroit times., 1914-11-27
Additional Sport
News on Page 6

Bu-Iness-Iike PrintIns. No fuss and
no-featheTs The plain. neat kind that
looks right Times Printing co, l3
John " st. Phone Main lf9S.
The Detroit times., 1914-11-27
Petrograd Still Claiming Victor
ies-kitchener Says Germans
Have Received Worst De-
feat of War
VIENNA CLAIMS SUCCESS
IN THE CARP ATHIANS
Destruction of "Bulwark" Prom
ises to Rival Names Fate as
international Mystery

LONDON, Nov. 27.-Strik-
ing a mine off Grimsby. at the
mouth of the Humber river,
near Hull, the British collier
khartoum was blown up to-
day, a report from the admir-
atty announced. The crew
was saved, but the khartOum
went 10 the bottom.
Although the sinking of the
collier represents but small
loss to- the British navy, its
striking a mine close to the
English coast on the day i'm
mediately following the loss of
the battleship Bulwark, blown
up at Sheerness, resulted in
rene we'd CONSERVATION in Lon
don.
The Detroit times., 1914-11-27
THE WEATHER.

FRInhI NlGHT AND sATr8DAY
PAIns COLDER FRIDAY NIGHT,
hoDhShArK To FREsH WINDS.
The Detroit times., 1914-11-27


THE HAGUE, Nov. 27.-kalser
Wilhelm spent several days at
Kiei last week, il was reliably re-
ported here today. II is believed
\ his presence at the German naval
base foreshadows pronounced ac-
tivity on the part Of the fleet.
The Germans will be soon reliev.
ed Of the necessity Of watching
the Russians in the Baltic. This
sea will soon be ice.bound ano
Russian operations there will be
rendered impossible.
VIENNA, via Berlin and Lon-'
don), Nov. 27.-"Fiehtins in Rus
sian Poland has assumed the pro-
portions Of a continuous battle
declares the Austrian official
statement issued today.
ain western Galicia We repulsed
the Russians. Marked progress
has been made in the Carpathians
near Colubra. The enemy's CEN
ter is very strong near Lazare-
watch, but we attacked there and
took 1900 prisoners, three guns,
four ammunition wagons and
three machine guns"
The Detroit times., 1914-11-27

psrcing nc r.,sse Rish sesixht sftes
skating sessioa.--Adv.
The Detroit times., 1914-11-27

cyeie CO q Wss' '' R'vcf1Adv'
The Detroit times., 1914-11-27
Messenger SERVES.
Cell Cadillac 5sO.-Adv.

DANCING every evening Hotel orfs-
old Ballroom. to.l2 m-Adv.
The Detroit times., 1914-11-27

'ODAY's TEMPERATURES
The broad ax. [volume] (Salt Lake City, Utah) 1895-19??, 1914-12-26
RaIalum,a Portman.

A Belgian who has money owing 70
him often hands the account to his
postman, who passes It through the Of
Zee, 70 be presented to the debtor in
whatever locality the latter may re-
ode, and II payment be made the
creditor receives II from his postman
on the following day, with but q tn
ding deduction for commission.
As TO Newspaper, almost all regular
subscribers to q Journal pay their
money to q postman, and two OF three
days before the Subscription expires
that of1cial presents the notice for the
renewal Of the subscription during a
fresh term.
All this makes OF the BELGIAN post
man q Kind Of ambulating general
agency and bank Of deposit, ana the
man b obliged to have q desk sung
IN front Of him and 70 carry q locked
and chained portfolio under his arm
Tor yaluabla, but he gsts through hls
work satisfactorily, because bis rounds
an shOrt-Pearson's Weekly.
The broad ax. [volume] (Salt Lake City, Utah) 1895-19??, 1914-12-26
The Night Writers.

Writers who habitually work al ne L.
and all night. frequently get s tITSsS
nervous fancies. Huxley said nosr
I am working at night not only M
burglars moving about but l acs .r n
ZEE them looking through the erAsA
the door at mel" LINT
Wnkie Collins was a habitusl n =
worker until he was frightened 0uI =
Il by the appearance Of another VIA Ia
colin. who sat down at the table W.
him and tried TO mOnopoTEe tI ~. M.
There was q struggle and Ii Wa-
stand was upset When the To- mrs
de Collins came to hinlsen. re
enough, the INK was running ~ -,ruE.
writing table, proof enough OF a.. %
sIs. Aftsr that Mr.. Collins
niSht work
The broad ax. [volume] (Salt Lake City, Utah) 1895-19??, 1914-12-26
Current Comment.

In order to have no further perplexi-
ties over the question. what is xhis-
kyY q number OF states have decided
that there win be no whisky.-Wash
ington Star.
The United States has in actual gold
metal almost as much as any other
two nations together. That illustrates
the wisdom Of not going to war
Philadelphia Ledger.
Is It q sign Of the times that the
Princeton students vote $50 to 100
against compulsory week day chapel.
or Is It a proof that boy nature never
changesf-New York Sun
Some day there win be q fool proof,
crook proof voting machine that win
make voting an agreeable pastime and
give the result as soon a. the last bal
lot q cast-Chicago News
The broad ax. [volume] (Salt Lake City, Utah) 1895-19??, 1914-12-26
Facts From France.

Firing at its highest speed q French
battery would take thirteen minutes
to cover every square yard within
range
The stores Of Paris that are stu do
ing business, even the big department
stores. are reported now 70 be closed
for an hour at noon because there are
not enough clerks left for one TO re-
heve another at lunch time.
French candle makers have been de
tected saving wax by leaving three
small holes around the wick length.
wise Of the candles. Thin portions of
wax at top and bottom cover the
cheat Melted wax Oils the holes an
the candle burns.
The broad ax. [volume] (Salt Lake City, Utah) 1895-19??, 1914-12-26
SCALING Fish,

A Mississippi woman tells as follows
IN the Woman's Home Companion how
to scale fish with q minimum Of dis
comfort:
Scaling hsh as generally done Is a
disagreeable task, as scales fy IN every
direction. / have discovered that hsh
may be scaled without this trouble II
they are held under water In a large
pan during the operation. Have Just
enough water to cover the fish nicely"
The broad ax. [volume] (Salt Lake City, Utah) 1895-19??, 1914-12-26
Echoes of the War.

European maxim, There's goes
enough for aIlF'-Washington Post
BE Is a wise ambassador who keeps
his trunks packed these dayA-Chi-
cago News.
Turkey Is making the mistake Of
thinking It can beat the other fellows
game.-Detroit Free Press.
The people who had an idea that the
European war, begun after breakfast.
was going to end before dinner have
long since revised their opinion
Philadelphia Press.
When the war began 1t was In Eu-
rope, but was not European. Today II
threatens to develop into the nearest
thing to a world war Of which history
has any record-San Francisco Chron-
icle.
The broad ax. [volume] (Salt Lake City, Utah) 1895-19??, 1914-12-26
The Greater Couraaa.

Men have offered up their lives By
the thousands upon the Geld Of battle,
but In the struggle for existence woman
Is continually Offering up her life for
man. II there Is a mission Of mercy 10
perform she undertakes II. II there Is
suffering or distress to succor her vii
ling hand Il always ready. II wretch
edness and misery need q comforter
she Is present. The falntest whisper Of
pain brings her as a pilgrim to It's
couch. and In the chamber Of death
she takes her place, assuaging the
hopeless sufferer with the comforting
assurance that there Is q home beyond
the grave free from the agony OF pain.
She suffers herself without q murmur
or complaint, and the man that would
IN the slightest degree add to II and In
crease the anguish that 1t is her lot 10
bear IL beneath the level OF the brute.
II she should happen to possess de-
fects and faults. which every human
being has In a greater or less degree,
let him compare them with her virtues,
and especially with his vices, and ev-
cry impulse OF his better being VIII
prompt him to overlook them and make
due allowance therefor.-Isidor Ray.
ner,
The broad ax. [volume] (Salt Lake City, Utah) 1895-19??, 1914-12-26

E H Faulkner, news agency; slOs S
State street.
Nine. Rosa Lee Tyler, ice cream cafe
1913 s. State st.
George / Martin, maker Of fine Gig
ars and news stand, Is w. 9lst st.
near State.
3. N. HaTveyS barber shop and
news stand, 1924 State street
W. s. Cole, cigars, tobacco and new,
stand, "a W. S1st St., near Dearborn.
W. N. Maxwell. notions, cigars. t.
baeeo, CONNECTIONS and news stand
5244 State st.
Edward Felix, notions, cigars ano
news stand, 50 W. sOth st.
+. Bishop, cigars, tobacco and newt
stand, 8 W. 9th ST., near State.
Sylvester MeGlofin, news stand and
laundry Office, 4l22 State st.
william Gaughsn, laundry Office
cigars, tobacco and news stand, 263t
State st.
E. N. Oliver, notions, cigars and
news stand, Is ". seth Street, neal
State.
A. D. Hayes, cigars, tobacco, notions
stationery and news stand, s64O 8,
State st.
George McFaro, shoe shining parlors
and news stand. ss00h State street.
T. B. Hall, Laundry Office, cigars,
tobacco and news stand. 36ls South
State street.
Bell 3 Afford, cigars, tobacco and
news stand. SI2SIs South State street.
Fred n. Waterheld, cigars, tobacco,
notions and news stand, 5000 South
State street.
Coleman & Glanton, cigars, tobacco
and news stand, 3S42 s. State street.
J. s. Williams, ladies and gents shoe
dressing PsrlOr, laundry Office and
news stand. IL z. 34th street.
Miss E. N. MeClain, hair dressing
parlOr and news stand. 30 W. seth
street
=. II. Diffay, cigars, tobacco, notions
and news stand. s6O5 State street.
A Turpin, cigars, CONNECTIONS and
news stand, S511 8. State street.
The broad ax. [volume] (Salt Lake City, Utah) 1895-19??, 1914-12-26
Industrial Items.

About one-third Of Great Britain's
telegraphers are women
Over 1000 women belong to New
York printing trade unions.
There are about one and three-quar.
ter millions OF children between the
ages Of ten and fifteen engaged in earn
ing their living in the United States
Before the war nearly all the copra
produced In the Philippines went to
France That market being closed now
local vegetable OH factories are being
built to dispose OF the cocoanuts.
The broad ax. [volume] (Salt Lake City, Utah) 1895-19??, 1914-12-26
Tree Branches.

There are 500 recognised species e
tres in the United States
The oak begins to rot at the heart 1t
the age Of about 800 years
A count Of the annual rings Of a
California redwood tree Indicated that
& began it, career IN $50 A D.
Ths yellow poplar OF tulip tree. the
largest broadleaf tree In Ameriea, has
ben known to reach nearly 200 let
y Height and zen feet In diametsr.
The broad ax. [volume] (Salt Lake City, Utah) 1895-19??, 1914-12-26


A prominent alienist has presumed
to put love on a scientific basis. He
has issued q formula By which q
doubling swain may ascertain without
fail the name Of bis closest rival for
her affections.
Here It IS:
Carelessly hold her" wrist, as II
earessingly. Crafty place your fore
finger on ~her' pulse. Then name
over IN casual conversation the rivals
you fear most When Jon name the
night one 'her' pulse win jump scan
dalouIly. II it Increases something IKE
100 beats you might a. well quit the
race.
10 oEset this mean betrayal the
a1ienfst has issued some hints to fine
faar sex On how to avoid Nervousness.
Seam gossip be ayB, sand don't at
tsnd 20 Other pesonsP business Or
WwEy over their troubles ana y0u wiII
- Al EighkS
But be doesn't slyR WuEd a. 10 how
Dulelnsa might have kept the fatal
gulss jump nom eix1ng her eWay.-
0sGslEnd Plzin DealaE.
The broad ax. [volume] (Salt Lake City, Utah) 1895-19??, 1914-12-26
Sweet Return,

She (tearfully)-Henry, our engage
ment is at an end, and 1 wish to return
to you everything you have ever given
me-
he (cheerilyl-Thanks, Blanchel You
may begin at once with the kisses.
They are married now.-London Tele-
graph.
The broad ax. [volume] (Salt Lake City, Utah) 1895-19??, 1914-12-26
On Ruaineaa Rent.

~Can you make me a sheet iron man
dolinT
Il might, but It wouldn't have much
tone What do you want OF Q sheet
iron mandolin. anyhow
I'm trying TO serenade q girl, and
they have a bulldog. I've busted sew
eral instruments on him Next time I
smash him / want to smash him good
-KAnsas City Journal ~
The broad ax. [volume] (Salt Lake City, Utah) 1895-19??, 1914-12-26
A Back Numhar.

Il wouldn't dream Of marrying him.
Why. ne said he would do everything
to make me happy"
"What Is wrong about thatT'
SHe ought to know that humans are
put on earth to ful6n missions, not 10
be happy. "-Philadelphia Ledger.
The broad ax. [volume] (Salt Lake City, Utah) 1895-19??, 1914-12-26
Handicapped,
Phone Randolph sO3

DE- curem-You win find your dys-
pepsia greatly alleviated, Mr.. Peck, by
cheerful and agreeable conversation at
your meals Mr.. Peck-That's good
advice. doc. but my income win not
permit me to eat away from home
Tene Haute Express.
The broad ax. [volume] (Salt Lake City, Utah) 1895-19??, 1914-12-26
oh That,a pHsr.nti

Il thought you told me that you
would not contract any new debts
without my knowledge" howled Mr..
Gabb a. he tore up q bunch Of dunning
letters u
II haven't, my DEAR" replied Mr..
Gabb. 81 merely expanded some Of
the old debts."-Cineinnati Enquirer
The broad ax. [volume] (Salt Lake City, Utah) 1895-19??, 1914-12-26

UgIiest Of trades have their moments
o. pleasure. II 4 were 4 gravedigger
or even a nangman there are some peO-
pie could work for with a great deal
Of en1oyment-Dougias JerrOld.
The broad ax. [volume] (Salt Lake City, Utah) 1895-19??, 1914-12-26
Chsr~ Mood.

Cherry is the wood most used a. q
backing for the metal plates from
which illustrations are printed In mag
azines and periodicals. 1t il chosen
above all others because It holds its
shape, does not warp or twist, works
smoothly and does not split.
The broad ax. [volume] (Salt Lake City, Utah) 1895-19??, 1914-12-26
RIoa m sootiand.

In Scotland the corn and grass neIds
are divided into spaces twenty to thir-
q yards wide By q furroW mada BIZ
. plOW. These are termed Eigs.
The broad ax. [volume] (Salt Lake City, Utah) 1895-19??, 1914-12-26

Il hear young spnggins has taken a
partner for life.s
-NOt necessarily. but he's marEIsd.s
-I1vinnstsn Lance
The broad ax. [volume] (Salt Lake City, Utah) 1895-19??, 1914-12-26
ToojeaI MadI.ln..

In TIE order named qutnlne, eaIOmal.
castor Oh. tncture Of iron. opium ana
brandy are TIE medicines most ussd n
TIE toplca.
The broad ax. [volume] (Salt Lake City, Utah) 1895-19??, 1914-12-26

Possibly the warning nations are too
heated to mind the rigors Of a whites
campaign
The broad ax. [volume] (Salt Lake City, Utah) 1895-19??, 1914-12-26

In placing orders for hardware with
this country, European countries CON
dnue to overlook our special facilities
for producing plowshares made from
swor(ls
The broad ax. [volume] (Salt Lake City, Utah) 1895-19??, 1914-12-26

TIE BROAD AK CAN BR FOUND
on SALE AT THB FOLLOWING
NEWS STANDS:
From on and after this date The
Broad Az, can be found on sale at the
following news stands;
The broad ax. [volume] (Salt Lake City, Utah) 1895-19??, 1914-12-26

Everything in Belgium has been shO'
ND but it's courage.
The broad ax. [volume] (Salt Lake City, Utah) 1895-19??, 1914-12-26
PITA AND POINT.

Paeitying Mexico Is a perpetual mo-
ton job.
Everything In Belgium has been shot
up but its courage.
Possibly the warning nations are too
heated to mind the rigors Of q whites
campaign
Another Of the mysteries OF life IL
Why does a man want TO be president
Of Mexicol
Opportunity rarely knocks at the
door when there's a gloomy face At
the window.
And think OF the volumes OF explana.
ton Of defeat that will be written after
the war Is over!
Wood alcohol has too innocent .
look Ii ought to fiy a skull and cross
bones In its name
Old oceans bed seems also to be
paved with a fine assortment OF armur
plated good intentions.
Holland behind fits dikes and Swift
Eerland on top OF its glaciers may man,
age to keep out OF the war.
Now that they have carried the war
into Egypt. the correspondents may be
referred to the sphinx for news
The notion that artillery fire pro
duces rain, as the basis Of rain max
ing experiments, b receiving a severe
jolt
The broad ax. [volume] (Salt Lake City, Utah) 1895-19??, 1914-12-26

Paeitying Mexico is a perpetual mo-
tion job.