The Topeka state journal. [volume] (Topeka, Kansas) 1892-1980, 1914-09-19
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A favorits line Of sndsavor in
France just now seems to be frtskiug
tho nest Of General Won Kluck.
However. It may be observed that
1t was q good week for the duck and
windmill exhibits 1t the fair.
A woman il coming from the east
to tell the women of the west how
to vote. The only thing q woman of
the west will accept from q woman
of the east 10 . bunch OF fashion hints.
To get away with 1t the woman OF
the east should avertise FREQ lecture
politics az q side line.
ri have often wondered" says Jack
Supp. how maiden lady. who rooms
alone. mana9es = dress that buttons
up the back"
War has changed the name Of st.
Petersburg, and when It IL over, 1t
may be discovered that q number OF
hyphens have been shot out Of French
geography.
Lady pinched for shoplifting blames
Hon. Satan. Hon. Satan gets nearly
as much blame as q Democratic adj
ministration.
Now that Mr.. Nick Chiles has stat
ed. for publication, that he 10 Still .
Republican. Mr.. Capper may proceed
with his campaign as per schedule.
With this awful load Of suspense on
his chest. he should be able to pro-
coed more or less blithely and gaily-
Hondo Murphy's cousin tries to
qualify as a much travelled person. but
Murphy says he can't do it. He has
never been over seven post cards
away from home" says Murph.
Returned pilgrims from New York
are responsible for the rural impress
sion that New York % hlled with Just
two clasees-those who sell gold
bricks and those who buy them.
1t really looks like the. time was
approaching for der kaiser to put the
throne m his Wife's name.
Up to a late hour this afternoon
the September oyster crop had made
no noticeable impression on tho high
cost OF living.
1t is an i'll rain that doesn't make
mud to somebody's advantage. The
Greek shineries are charging war
prices for shines this week. and get
ting away with 1t.
Advertisements for fall styles for
women would indicate that the man
ufacturers of feminine apparel expect
a warm, open fall.
The attitude Of Mexico may be Xix
ened unto that of the woman who hol-
lers for a cop to protect her from
friend husband. but doesn't want said
g.
fear the neighbors might get the idea
that It was not a happy household.
The Austrian army has been
crushed so often during the past ten
days that the crushing must be rather
poor in those parts by this time.
Some people are relisiously op-
posed to tho theater. because 1t costs
SO much.
As soon as q widow gets the life in
surance. all her relatives call to tell
her how to invest 1t.
State Fair Postmortem.
The couple had just settled in the
grand stand. The youth bought
score card and announced: This IL
the $3.50 trot."
"Oh, it can't be-" said the girl
I'VE left home at one o'clock, and we
haven't been over 20 minutes getting
here"
Filling Fuller is a dead game but
conservative sport. He didn't peep
while the horses were on the job, but
offered two bits, even, that the auto
mobile would beat the harrow around
the track.
'why is it, inquiries Mrs. Jack
Supp, that the goops with the big
gest, muddiest feet are employed to
carry a lone bottle OF pop to some
boob on the top row. using the white
skirts Of about two dozen women for
a stair carpet?"
It is reported that the crowd got
Jim Doncyson's goat when he was
left. single handed, to handle all the
tickets for the horse show. Any one
who ever tried to feed tickets to
| 1000 people. each Of whom desired to
be waited on first, can understand the
futility of his effort to keep his ibex
tied on the home lot.
At tho baby show. one woman de-
clared that she was not going to take
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