The Glenwood post., 1914-07-04


TOO. The pie will not be shipped from
Denver for fear it would be lost in
transit, wherein Mr. Cumber would es-
eaPs eating it.
Until its dying day, it will b the ~
gset of this department that it hasu Y
the energy to reproduee the nagnii-
cent contributions to contemporary art
which cucumber Mr.. Canbef's . manu-
script. There is one Inspiring draw
ing, SO to speak Of . herd of pies in
great terror, fleeing from the fierce
onslaught of patriot hurling brick
bats at then.
Whsa We get rich, We are going 10
hire Mr.. Cumber (that, by the way,
isa't his right nancy to use this in
spring idea and paint frieze for our
dining wall.
Provided that he survives the prune
pie.
Gee rArabeiia! that prune pie was
good. Really the best that Glenwood
Springs could afford. With the CON-
bined efforts of the Pure FssA stsrs,
Heisssr ssd sehoeshsr, ear pal, G. z.
Bishaa and the bakery department
Of Harry switzer I'VE like Harry,
'easss ~ slips ~ Ists 4 saaAy, ssw
s.A thsa) . ps.ss pie vas produced
that was . credit to the glorious city
of GIsawosd spsiags. .v,
Yes, dear B. Arrows (wo.der il you
are called 'BertramD We survived
that pie. y Perhaps lad that prune PIE
bees made in Denver, well-we might
row ~ dead, no doubt to the real joy
of the readers Of the Glenwood Post,
who would row be sending in flowers
and regrets for the crest and Peace"
sob stu6 for one A. g. Cumber.
But. 10 takes more than a prune pie
to down US. SO up We bob, with re-
newed enthusiasm to suppress Demon
Pie, to announce most solemnly that
if ever we are caught, eating any kind
of pie, may the catcher make US EAT
MORE PIE. l
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II Editors Dick.on and Holmes. will
pledge tAsmselvcs to never, .swes in
dulge in this pastry rascal, tPIE) and
become good members Of the 8. F. p.
o. p, We too will pledge with all our
make-up-Never Again"
Step right up, Mr.. Dickson and Mr..
Holmes, We have you on the carpet
before Mr.. Arrows and his anti-pie
gang. The eyes of the world are upon
you both. What have you to say
"For Pie-or to -er-hum-to thunder
with pief"
Ahha-the the wheels Of fate will
roll, once in . while. "Twas only =
matter of some 2,555 days ago, when
We were ordered ON the carpet, more
times thaa an expert accountant could
trace up, by these two gentlemen, when
We were "devils" in the Office Of the
AvalaacAs and later = sure saough
devil on the Post. Come to pselse-
ing over the matter, it is only fair
to acknowledge, that We were sons
"ornery devil" for sure.
Doa't die, Mr.. Arrows, even though
you might lack the energy to repro
duee some of our ''srtistic contribu-
tions. Why, if everyone whom we
sent our art would feel like dying,
because they lacked the energy to
make use of our stuff ETC., the place
where editors 60 (may it Be cool) AMI
other folks 80, would have to hang
out the g. r. o. sign, long before this.
And when you get rich, We will
gladly AZ up yssr eating division Of
yssr mansion, with . gorgeous, sati-
pie AsnuAeiatieA 4risss. We Wsa 7
take . ee.t sithsf, Ill ~ ask h, tAas
ySu Gtvo - iuside iakogaaEioa ~ b
how ysa. spst svee,, susa nsa*, fsal
funny sa& ssfrsaAing NTH ks0s ef
pare ~ u.ass ysR fssat pisss e.
Psa ed Pu.tA, iAss tAat aavs ~