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The Maryville times. (Maryville, Tenn.) 1884-1944, 1914-12-11
GALONEL MAKES YOU SICK, UGH!
ITS MERCURY AND SALIVATES
Sraighen Up Don't Lose Days Work. Clean Your Sluggish
Liver and Bowels With "Dodson'S Liver Tone"

Ugh! Calomel makes you sick. Take
a dose of the vile, dangerous drug to-
night and tomorrow you may lose a
days work.
Cal0mel is mercury or quicksilver
which causes necrosis of the bones.
Calomel, when it comes into contact
with sour bile crashes into it, break.
ing it up This is when you feel that
awful nausea and cramping. If you
feel sluggish and all knocked out" if
your liver is torpid and bowels consti-
pated or you have headache, dizziness,
coated tongue, if breath is bad or
stomach sour, just try a spoonful of
harmless Dodsons Liver Tone.
Here's my guarantee-Go to any
drug store or dealer and get a 5O-eent
bottle of Dodsons Liver Tone. Take
a spoonful tonight and if it doesn't
The Maryville times. (Maryville, Tenn.) 1884-1944, 1914-12-11
Sender

A sensation was sprung in baseball
circles when Connie Mack, manager
of the Athletics, announced that he
had asked for waivers on Pitchers
Bender. Plank and Coombs.
These three men were the main
stays of the Philadelphia machine
when it was at the height of its
power.
There were unconfirmed reports
that the three famous pitchers had
been negotiating with the Federals
and that this influenced Mack in his
decision to dispose of them.
Bender was Knocked out of the
box in the first game of the recent
worlds series with Boston He was
big factor in winning three worlds
championships for the Athletics, and
when he was forced to leave the box
first time in his career he had been
SO Inundated in a worlds series
game
Eddie Plank will go down in base
ball history as one of the greatest
Ieft-handed pitchers of the game. He
is past forty years old, and for years
back reports that Plank was through"
have only been followed by the vet
eran making a remarkable showing.
In this year he was Mack's most ef-
aective pitcher in the worlds series.
He lost his game to Bill James, how
eVei the latter holding the Athletics
tn two hits.
Jack Coombs first attracted atten-
ton as a pitcher for Colby college and
The Maryville times. (Maryville, Tenn.) 1884-1944, 1914-12-11
fine FOR RHEUMATISM!
Musterole Loosens up Those Stiff
Joints-Drives Out Pain

You'll know why thousands use MUS
TEROLE once you experience the glad
relief it gives.
Get a jar at once from the nearest
drug store. 1t is clean, white oint-
ment made with the oil of mustard. Bet
ter than mustard plaster and does not
blister. Brings ease and comfort while
it is being rubbed oni
MUSTEROLE is recommended by
doctors and nurses. Millions of jars are
used annually for Bronchitis, Group,
Stiff Neck, Asthma, Neuralgia, Conges-
ton, Plcurisy, Rheumatism, Lumbago,
Pains and Aches of the Back or Joints,
Sprains, Sore Muscles, Bruises, Chill
blains, Frosted Feet, Colds of the Chest
(it often prevents Pneumonia).
At your druggists, in 25c and Soc jars,
and special large hospital size for $3.50.
Be sure you get the genuine MUS
TEROLE. Refuse imitations-get what
you ask for. The Musterole Company.
Cleveland. Ohio.
The Maryville times. (Maryville, Tenn.) 1884-1944, 1914-12-11

Joined the Athletics in 1905. Two
years ago Coombs was stricken with
typhoid fever. His back was affect
ed and he lay for weeks with heavy
iron weights swung from his neck
and feet. He was able to travel and
practice with the team this year, but
did little pitching. Coombs is thirty
two years old.
Bender is probably the best known
of the trio of pitchers. He is only
thirty-one years old, but has pitched
for the Athletics for IL years. He
has taken part in four worlds series
and has won six and lost three of
these games. His greatest year was
in 1910 when he won 20 games and
lost five. He has at all times been
among the best pitchers of his league,
and only during two seasons out of
the dozen he served in the major
league did he lose more games than
he won.
Connie Mack scored Hughie Jen-
nings, manager of the Detroit Amer
lean league club, for having given out
the news at Atlantic City. Mack said
he regarded the matter an American
league secret, until he himself de-
sired to inform the public.
II have no intention of retaining
any of the three players named for
1916" said the Athletics manager.
81 would not have asked waivers on
them at this time, but for the fact that
one of the three told me he had been
talking business with the Federal
league"
The Maryville times. (Maryville, Tenn.) 1884-1944, 1914-12-11

and ready to be turned from it's mold,
the nuts cracked and mixed with the
raisins, the candy made, for who would
not prefer the homemade candy?
This will leave the vegetables and
salad to prepare, which may be done
while the turkey is roasting and after
the table is set.
The table decoration may be just
what one can easily obtain. Fruit and
leaves are considered more appropri~
ate than flowers.
Chrysanthemums are the fall flower,
if one desires to use them, and autumn
leaves as decoration for place cards
are always appropriate. Small pump
kins to hold candies or any toy fruit
boxes may be used with good effect.
Cider JeIIy.-Soften az tablespoon
fuls of gelatin in half cupful of cold
water; pour over this one cupful of
boiling hot cider, add cupful of SUI
gar, a third of cupful of lemon juice.
When the gelatin is dissolved add
two cupfuls of cider and pour into
mold to harden. This may be served
in individual molds.
The chestnut dressing for the tur-
key is prepared from quart of chest
nuts which have been blanched and
then cooked until tender, adding cup
full of fresh bread crumbs, two table
spoonfuls of butter, teaspoonful of
salt. chopped parsley, pepper and milk
Or stock to moisten.
The Maryville times. (Maryville, Tenn.) 1884-1944, 1914-12-11
Our Early Chinese Trade.

The rapid growth of our early trade
with China is shown by the fact that
the 81 vessels carrying in 1905 nearly
five and three-quarters millions worth
of goods to Canton, represented a
larger fraction of our total foreign
commerce than our trade with the
whole of China does today. The silver
imported to balance American trade
with China averaged more than two
and a half millions annually in the 30
years down to 1927, and reached a
maximum Of seven and half mil
lions in 1S1S.-John Ford, in Youths
Companion.
The Maryville times. (Maryville, Tenn.) 1884-1944, 1914-12-11

straighten you right up and make you
feel fine and vigorous by morning
want you to go back to the store and
get your money. Dodson's Liver Tone
is destroying the sale of calomel be-
cause it is real liver medicine; entire
ly vegetable, therefore 1t cannot salt
vate or make you sick.
l guarantee that one spoonful of
Dodson's Liver Tone will put your
sluggish liver to work and clean your
bowels of that sour bile and consti-
pated waste which is clogging your
system and making you feel miserable
guarantee that a bottle of Dodson's
Liver Tone viii keep your entire fam
lily feeling fine for months. Give it to
your children. 1t is harmless; doesn't
grippe and they like its pleasant taste.
The Maryville times. (Maryville, Tenn.) 1884-1944, 1914-12-11
Fast Little Finn Celebrates Return to
American Athletics by Winning
Ten-MiIe Championship.

Hannes Kolehmainen, the little
Fann. celebrated his return to Ameri-
can athletics the other afternoon at
Scdtn Field, Brooklyn, N. Y, by romp-
ing away with the ten-mile champion
snip Hannes had little real COM
petition and after tapping the last
man ar a little beyond seven miles,
eased up and coached his fellow Finn,
Willie kyronen to such good purpose
that Kyronen won second honors al
most as easily as Hannes won first.
Nick Giannapopulos, the Millrose Ath-
The Maryville times. (Maryville, Tenn.) 1884-1944, 1914-12-11
BY Wire"

Louise Randolph smilingly confirms
this tale told of her the other day:
She was in her dressing room pre-
pairing to go ION" when the call boy
announced that she was wanted at the
telephone.
q can't go now" she replied; take
the message"
The boy returned shortly, slightly
embarrassed.
you had better come, Miss Ran
dolph." he said. ITS your daughter,
and she wants to give you kiss over
the phone Green Book.
The Maryville times. (Maryville, Tenn.) 1884-1944, 1914-12-11
Small Matter Overlooked.

Doctor" complained Sim Dorkins.
Il cant see nothin' through these
here specs"
They we're all right for the first
day or two, were they not?" asked
the oculist, after a glance at the
spectacles.
"Ya-as," admitted Sim But they
kept a-gittin' wuss and wuss, till l
couldn't hardly see at ALL
They will do as well as ever" said
the doctor dryly, ''if you will wash
them. Judge.
The Maryville times. (Maryville, Tenn.) 1884-1944, 1914-12-11

cake mixture is added to flour
to make a stiff dough which will
roll out very thin. This is used for
lining in the pan, covering both sides
and bottom just as if it were a pie
crust, then the fruits, nuts and spices
may be added to the cake mixture and
the pan filled When the cake is baked
the value of this process will be seen
as the fruit cannot sink into this outer
layer, so they are not scorched and
there is no blemish in the cake This
same outer crust serves to keep the
cake moist.
Genuine German Torte.-Take six
eggs, one and half cupfuls of sugar,
one cupful of grated ginger snaps, one
cupful of -four, one teaspoonful of
baking powder, half a pound of
chopped walnuts, quarter of pound
of mixed candied fruit, a quarter of
a pound of citron, quarter of a
pound of figs, one glass of currant
jelly one teaspoonful of cinnamon,
and the rind Of one lemon. Beat the
whites of the eggs stiff, beat the yolks
and add the sugar. Slice the figs in
strips and put the other fruit and nuts
through a meat chopper, reserve one
cupful of the mixture for the filling.
Combine with the eggs and sugar, add
one cupful of flour sifted with a tea
spoonful of baking powder, add the
ginger snap crumbs and fold in the
white of the eggs. Bake in two well
creased layer cake tins for IL minutes.
When done spread the jelly over one
layer while warm, sprinkle thickly
with fruit reserved for this purpose,
put on the other layer and spread with
the following icing: Beat the white of
one egg slightly, add three quarters
of cupful of sugar Then alternately
add one teaspoonful of sugar and
cream until a cupful of cream and one
and three quarters cupfuls of confec-
toners sugar have been used. Final.
ly add a teaspoonful of lemon juice.
The Maryville times. (Maryville, Tenn.) 1884-1944, 1914-12-11
Just Mothers WAY.

Robbie (from the depths of bed
time cuddle) Mother, you member
you told me today that no one could
possibly love dirty, noisy little boys?
Mother-Yes, dear. What about
it?
Robbie-Then what for are you
huggin' me so tight?-Judge.
The Maryville times. (Maryville, Tenn.) 1884-1944, 1914-12-11
Halted In His Search.

"They say your husband was out
looking for work."
Yes, I believe he's out looking at
work. There are some men digging
a hole down at the corner, and he
doesn't seem able to get any farther"
STRAY Stories.
The Maryville times. (Maryville, Tenn.) 1884-1944, 1914-12-11
IeEAG- Zke,<t.eA-.
no Prevent Mold on Books.

During continued damp weather
books often become musty and even
moldy. This can be prevented by
placing few drops of oil of lavender
and Canada balsam in the back corner
of each bookshelf
The Maryville times. (Maryville, Tenn.) 1884-1944, 1914-12-11

This is the one day in the year when
the good old-fashioned dishes of our
grandmother's day have chief place
of honor.
The turkey may be prepared and
stuffed the day before, to save time,
The Maryville times. (Maryville, Tenn.) 1884-1944, 1914-12-11
His Answer Was Correct.

Papa (concealing something in his
hand)-"Willie, can you tell me what
IT is with head on one side and tail
on the other" Willie (triumphantly)
--"Oh, know! It's a rooster on o
e?"-.Judge.
The Maryville times. (Maryville, Tenn.) 1884-1944, 1914-12-11
Wedding Out Old PLAYERS

Eight players who were with the
Boston Red Sox in 1912 have been
dropped and as result of the house
cleaning the team played better base
ball than at any time since it gained
the worlds championship.
The Maryville times. (Maryville, Tenn.) 1884-1944, 1914-12-11
Conscience.

Maid knocking in the morning.
Madame, I've forgotten whether you
wanted to be walked at seven or eight.
what time is it now?"
ight."-Lustige Batter
The Maryville times. (Maryville, Tenn.) 1884-1944, 1914-12-11

George Sutton, the veteran billiard
player, leads the Champion Billiard
league by a fair margin, his closest OPP
ponent being Ora Morningstar. the bril-
liant Pittsburgher.
The Maryville times. (Maryville, Tenn.) 1884-1944, 1914-12-11

Some of you griefs you have cured,
And the sharpest you still have sur
yiYed,
But what torments of pain you en-
durad
For evils that never arrived.
The Maryville times. (Maryville, Tenn.) 1884-1944, 1914-12-11

and the cranberry Jelly
made, as well as the
mince and pumpkin pies,
so that the meal, if but
one pair of hands are
to prepare it, may be
as simple as possible
as to preparation. The
cider jelly may be made
The Maryville times. (Maryville, Tenn.) 1884-1944, 1914-12-11
Hannes kohIemalnen.

iatio clubs Greek terror, finished
third, and Jim Plant of the Long Is
land A. c. was fourth. The time,
5g:37 3-5, was slow, but Hannes could
have gone much faster had he been
forced.
The Maryville times. (Maryville, Tenn.) 1884-1944, 1914-12-11
Antagonizes Them.

HAS Bella many friends?"
"Oh, yes, but she is the sort of
girl who is bound to make few enc
mics among the members of her own
sex"
"Why so?"
"She has such good natural com
plexion."
The Maryville times. (Maryville, Tenn.) 1884-1944, 1914-12-11
BILLIARDS

Further impressions of the Hoppe
Inman procession around the country
is that Inman is a beggar for punish
ment
The Maryville times. (Maryville, Tenn.) 1884-1944, 1914-12-11

Just when lot of US were going to
be happy because somebody could
beat Willie Hoppe, he turned around
and conquered the Britisher about a
million to nothing.
The Maryville times. (Maryville, Tenn.) 1884-1944, 1914-12-11
Remove putv on poIo pooi..

H. L. Herbert, chairman of the Am
erican Polo Association, is endeavor-
ing to have English ponies brought
into this country free of duty.
The Maryville times. (Maryville, Tenn.) 1884-1944, 1914-12-11

Now Frank Gotch is an auto sales
man. From throwing wrestlers to
throwing the bull is not such a great
leap.
The Maryville times. (Maryville, Tenn.) 1884-1944, 1914-12-11

Ann Arbor gave Johnny Maulbetsch,
the Michigan football star, a diamond
ring.
Anyhow, Yale, Harvard and Michi-
gan all understand exactly how the
Athletics felt.
No less than Is players on the var
sity football squad at Harvard first
gained prominence as Greater Boston
school boys.
Penn is reputed to be negotiating
with Pooch Donovan, the Harvard
trainer In the event Donovan goes to
Penn, Lawson Robertson will probably
replace him at Cambridge.
No successor has been chosen as yet
for Busch at Carlisle. Glenn Warner
and his associates are Disguised by the
showing of the Indians on defensive
and the inability to develop a good
field general.
Carlisle critics took exception to the
schedule prepared for the Indians this
season as being inferior to former
years. Carlisle team now probably
joins heartily in the exception and
would like to eradicate few spots.
The Maryville times. (Maryville, Tenn.) 1884-1944, 1914-12-11

Omaha has two bowling teams called
the Marble Tops and the Concretes.
Sounds like names of baseball teams.
The Maryville times. (Maryville, Tenn.) 1884-1944, 1914-12-11
Chicago City Series.

The seven games of the Chicago
city series drew paid attendance of
115,77O and the total receipts were
$77,973.25. OF the players share each
winning White Sox got s597.44, and
each losing Cub $42S.93.
The Maryville times. (Maryville, Tenn.) 1884-1944, 1914-12-11

Gunboat Smith doesn't believe Car
pentier has been wounded. He says
Carpenter is too fast to be overtaken
by a German she'll
The Maryville times. (Maryville, Tenn.) 1884-1944, 1914-12-11

Instead of the Grand Old Master"
as Christy Mathewson has been called
in the past, New York fans now speak
of him as odd Matty."
The Maryville times. (Maryville, Tenn.) 1884-1944, 1914-12-11

When a man boasts of being slow
but sure, we are at least sure about
the slow part!
The Maryville times. (Maryville, Tenn.) 1884-1944, 1914-12-11

Win no naTu OF
burned edges. This
is a method which
cbviates such diff
Guilty. After the
cake is all ready
for oven except to
add the nuts and
fruit. a portion of
The Maryville times. (Maryville, Tenn.) 1884-1944, 1914-12-11

Eddie Moy, who is making good in
20-round bouts on the coast, formerly
was Freddy Welsh's sparring part
ner.
The Maryville times. (Maryville, Tenn.) 1884-1944, 1914-12-11
FOOTBALL

Peter Gaiac, Carlisle's new captain,
is a Mission Indian.
The Maryville times. (Maryville, Tenn.) 1884-1944, 1914-12-11

Willie Richie was outpointed by
Johnny Dundee. Do you still remem-
Der who Willie Richie was?
The Maryville times. (Maryville, Tenn.) 1884-1944, 1914-12-11
No Need.

He-Do you believe in auto sugges-
ton?
She-No real gentleman forces a
lady to make one.
The Maryville times. (Maryville, Tenn.) 1884-1944, 1914-12-11

Time isn't always money to the
chap who does credit business.
The Maryville times. (Maryville, Tenn.) 1884-1944, 1914-12-11

Pitcher Carl Cashion will play for
Minneapolis next season, and Joe Can
tillon will try to convert him into a
first baseman.
The Maryville times. (Maryville, Tenn.) 1884-1944, 1914-12-11

A fool and his money are always on
the go.
The Maryville times. (Maryville, Tenn.) 1884-1944, 1914-12-11
HKKIIHN
(6ABLNEH
Our affections. however laudable. in
this transitory world, should never
master us; we should guide them.
There is nothing little to tho really
great. spirit.
HELPFUL HINTS AND CHERISHED
RECIPES.

All lovers of fruit cake know how
hard it is to have a we'll baked cake
The Maryville times. (Maryville, Tenn.) 1884-1944, 1914-12-11

Pretty near time to bring Frank
Gotch out of retirement again.
The Maryville times. (Maryville, Tenn.) 1884-1944, 1914-12-11

A western inventor has perfected a
sulky which he claims will develop
the 1:50 trotter Unfortunately, the
horse can't be invented.
The Maryville times. (Maryville, Tenn.) 1884-1944, 1914-12-11

Among those who are striving to re-
vive racing in Chicago are those who
contributed most toward making it
necessary to revive racing.
The Maryville times. (Maryville, Tenn.) 1884-1944, 1914-12-11

Herzog plans to play Won Kolnitz on
third for the Reds next year,
The Maryville times. (Maryville, Tenn.) 1884-1944, 1914-12-11
BOWLING


Speaking of bowling, st. Louis has
so leagues, totaling 400 teams.
The Maryville times. (Maryville, Tenn.) 1884-1944, 1914-12-11
BASEBALL
.."s"s"."s"s".". s"s"s"s"s"."..-

Clarke Griffith won't take Nationals
to Cuba to train.
The Maryville times. (Maryville, Tenn.) 1884-1944, 1914-12-11
HORSE RACING

Pat Smyth, a jockey at Latonia. is
only thirteen years old.
The Maryville times. (Maryville, Tenn.) 1884-1944, 1914-12-11

Owner Lannin of the Red Sox and
Province Grays will not depose
Wild Bill Donovan as. manager of the
Grays.
The Maryville times. (Maryville, Tenn.) 1884-1944, 1914-12-11
PUGILISM

John Broughton, first boxing cham
pion of England, is buried in West
minister abbey.
The Maryville times. (Maryville, Tenn.) 1884-1944, 1914-12-11

Ann Arbor gave Johnny Maulbetsch,
the Michigan football star, diamond
ring.
The Maryville times. (Maryville, Tenn.) 1884-1944, 1914-12-11
WRESTLING

The European war is failure. Ger
many has let Zbyszko escape.
The Maryville times. (Maryville, Tenn.) 1884-1944, 1914-12-11

Anyhow, Yale, Harvard and Michi-
gan all understand exactly how the
Athletics felt.
The Maryville times. (Maryville, Tenn.) 1884-1944, 1914-12-11

Uhlan, worlds champion trotter,
carrying 1912 pounds, with G. X. G..
Billings. owner, in the saddle, at Rich
mond broke the worlds record made
by him for one-eighth of mile with
a running partner, negotiating the dis
lance in 13 seconds fiat The former
record was 1874 seconds.
New-York tribune. [volume] (New York [N.Y.]) 1866-1924, 1914-06-28

sale IN the town. Benson agreed ,o this aud
oooNing ms ordcr went on his way, bhssfnll,,
ignorant ol Lyons transaction with I'm,
otnSr merchant IN the same town.
We'll SAID Benson, taking mn fine thread
oi ms story, when went in ia see my. ,n.'
toner IN Icnkintown this trip found HIM
50 Tar upn the air that had To grab his frr,
To Keep ms head from humping the ceiling
mat seems to bc the troublc?' coocj
pulling out the flute Stop.
-, roubjc, he echoed, PLAYING the Anvil
ShoruS ON the counter You agreed tor CON
me Your hnc To me, and YOU went right ont
and sold my Compcutor'
Excuse me, ! did nothing of the kind
| dldn even call ON ANYBODY else
Well he Numbered, how do Won cx
PLAIN tmS? and he flashed half dozen
newspaper clippings of his competitors ads
ON me They were big ones, and each one
featured our stuff.
Now, SAID he, YOU can't play that on
me. You can't sell him and me too
protested that | knew nothing about
1t; but thought that before agreed to tie
up to HIM Ia better take peek at the other
CHAP. - ! went around there and intro
duced myself. Iumpin' liminctticS! Ii the
hrSt one was hot, tins man was boiling
What, he howlcd when | told him who
| was. Its lucky for YOU Your name isn't
Lyon. Where is your man Lyon, anyway
81 told him | didn't know where LYON
was, nor what business he had butting in on
my territory, either.
He's slick one, all right. | wrote in TO
the house that | wanted to see the line, and
this man Lyon came along. told him that
| would not put the hats in If anybody else
in town was going To have them, and he
agreed not to call on anybody ii | would
push the goods. I've had experience with
some of YOU ducks; 50 went up to the hotel
with him and waited while he had his trunks
brought TO his room. watched him open
up his samples, and after had bought my
bill | stayed with him while he packed up.
| took him to the club for dinner, and we
walked down to the train together. saw
him check his trunks. and said goodbv to
him rs the tram was moving ont. He wasn't
out of my sight minute; SO what does the
sucker DO but come back the next dav and
sell my competitor
Did he do that said |. The dirty pup
well, continued Benson, hes the best
man in town. and "a live wire; SO | sold him
and let the man | sold before slide But 1t
was a narrow squeak. remembered what
YOU said about It's not being necessary 20
blow yourself inside out TO be truthful He
couldn't blame me for taking his word for
how 1t happened. -
New-York tribune. [volume] (New York [N.Y.]) 1866-1924, 1914-06-28
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good.
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ho whon the other foolhardy person
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The wonderful wort" reaof event you
haven't followed the story up to this point