The evening herald. [volume] (Albuquerque, New Mexico) 1914-1922, 1914-03-31

by the
Second Fiddle.

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NNr CAST make % siik purse n
of D. soW's ear. Hut 10 is now posi-
hio Co max" an excellent human eye
out Of a pigs cornea.
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'NEw YuRK." saws Governor
Glynn, "is engaged In building roads
which win wear out forty years be-
fore they are pnid for" Well isn't
that what d boys figured on?
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THE MEMPHIS Commercial An
peal ls busily explaining Go the min
listers how 10 happened 90 frame the
church notices with whiskcy ads 81
win mkc more than q commercial
appeal to square that.
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GEORGE A. WALLACE ~ Dam
%nnscutta. tMc,l ahaycs himself with
"a razor bought hy an ancestor in
England lSO years ago. Never has
been "a ,oru ln the Wallace family.
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MIR. rApILLA Of Santa Fc be-
loved iu trying ID on the dog.
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CONGRATULATIONS To- the PM.
odclphia Public Ledger. Now IS
Years old ana not n loose leaf in a.
MRS DRAPER SMITH says men
are just like "a herd OF sheep. Poor
SMITH
THAT PROLONGED shock at
Tucson yesterday "a Senator As
hurst squaring himself with Mrs.
belmont.
AMONG NEW BOOKS ia the pub
lic library ia "Thc Lifo Of the Fly.
by Jean Fabre. what we're really
Interested in is his death
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HAVING HAD a black hand let.
ter in our midst we can qualify az
truly progressive.
AFTER THE ELECTION we are
due fur that cleanup week.
THE REALLY FORWARD
PEACH never gets frost-hittcn.
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MRS GUINNESS. of murder farm
fame. found again Usually Mrs.
Guinness 81 foun In January. some
body asleep on the ioo.
NATIVES in the Now Hebridos
billed and ate six native teachers
We're not going To spring tho old
onc about absorbing knowledge for
the human stomach cannot aasiml-
ate "a native teacher.
~ PORTLAND Me. last week 81
Tcn and women were pinchcd for
being drunk Probably trying %
Keep th" old burg dry.
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ItU.WATEEE'S WINTER series
Of municipal concerts ended with a
deficit. No beer was served.
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HE WHO H~EsrrATEs IL popu-
lar
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THE ELEPHANT BJpTTE DAM Is
rearing completion Las cruces
sports are arranging % hydroplana
tournament Geo celebrate The oponinE
OF Lake q. NJ Han To deep water
travel
TOBACCO TRUST ordered to dis
solve Itself Immediately. Through
the haze Of smoke rings we wonder
where we "huaTd them cruel words
before
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ONE or THE big express com
panics lH about To erect q $4,000 poo
building ia Now York. Probably az
"a monument Ca i dead brother
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TAFT now claims seventy pounds
shrinkage, He's BOT some grades OF
local wool beat
BULLY FOR AsQUITH' He's
going To- got his wi goat.
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BOSTON MOTHER. willie.
swat the fly."
Willie; Mother. ! cannot do So.
by 50 doing would become rospon-
siblc Tor 5000. O0O. 900 600 separate
and distinct potential lives. Fur
thermorc. the word swat IL q gross
lapse Co the v~ernaculur'
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THE HON. PINK.
The Hon pink Dots. accompanied
hy his old friend. judge Fitzgerald.
WAS in town the first of the week.
looking FOR "a location. The gentle
men were well pleased with the town
and snid they might remain until
the latter part OF May. - Maxwell
Mail.
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HIGHBALL SEASON OPEN.
sam EdinEtoa unlo1ded q carload
90 ice Monday and expects another
car amy time. Bobby Burns unload.
ed IL Tor hin Williams tAr.z.).
News.
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SAFE.
Don't forget Go read the Millinery
opening at thc Racket Store-Wil-
lame, tAriz,) News.
subject. we believe. that at the best
this Information win fan short ~