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LOST AND FOUND

~
7 OSI-ON SATURDAY, BETWEEN
pockstader.s aud Lippncott's. Lady's
Hunting Case Watch initials g. NJ. M ON
bar. Reward. Return TO Mrs. Wacr. New
NRstle. scpt2S.lt
4 -AUTOMOBTLE DRANK IN WI.
~ mington. Please return Go Auto sales
CO.. Fourth and Washington streets. city. or
notify John Spence, No. 1924 Lancaster
ave. sept2s-2t
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Kershaw & Whitten

Lots Of housewives are on the look
out for your Want, so get it in at once.
ADV.
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~ STUDENT FIREMEN, BRAKE
MI mon: Sl2O monthly. Send sge post
9ec Railway care Evening Journal once
scpt5. .s.14.l5.21, ,22.2s.29
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= URNIsHED OR UNFURNIsHED ROOMS
for light housekeeping
sopt23.1mo. ia POPLAR ST
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HELP WANTED-MALE

- INVESTMENT POSITIONS ARE EASY
lT TO get Ny free booklet, A-oeo, teis
how Write today-NOW. Earl hopkinA'
Washington, D. @. septl- l-1m'
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LICENSE APPLICATIONS

N oTlCE-l MARGARET QUILL. rHE
~ tenant and occupant Of the. house.
situated at n. r. Corner Lancaster
avenue and Franklin street in The
Tenth ward, In the city of vii.
mington, county OF New Castle and stnte
OF Delaware, in compliance with the rcouire.
menis OF the acts OF the General Assembly I'M
such case made and provided. do hereby give
nouee ihft ] shall apply In writing 20 tho
Court Of General Sessions of the State Of
delaware in and Tor New casHe county. on
Monday tho End day Of November, A.
y lvlf. being the next term Of said court
ier license Tor said house. as an inn OF
tavern, for the sale therein Of Intoxicating
liquors 10 less quantities than one quart. to
lo drunk on the premises aud tle following
respectable citizens Of said ward, az least
twelve oi whom are substantial frechoiders
OF said ward. recommend the said anniiration
viz
John j. Hanley, James Finnn.
John D. Kane, Michael N ConVrav
lohn y. MnlVena Harry s. Hurlock
Wm- h. man Charles y. Hultberg,
James q. bohefty Jeremiah Donoghue
Michael Joyce Jobn 4 Naioncv
Patrick j. Brown lanes Miller
William Forbes Joshua III Fisher
NolIlh Amer o. s. Thompson,
r rnolnaH Huihn' Thomas W. keating,
John A. Newell.
sep'2s'st MARGARET QUILL
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EMPLOYMENT AGENCY.
HELP WANTED
SITUATION WANTED--MALE

- OY. f7 DESIRES WORK GOOD
ID reference. Address W22. Evening Jour
na' Oncc scpt2S3t.
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HELP WANTED-FEMALE


az ANTED - COMPETENT WHITE
w cook Apply No. 1909 PARK flace
scpt2s2t
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. URNIsHED ROOM An no. 2i5 WEST
Fourteenth ST. sept2s-lm.
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TH OR E-SECOND-HAND HEATER.
II In good condition. Apply 519 ORANGE
STREET aug26tf
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m OR SALE-ONE CARPENIEKS 5 WUhh
z Bench. i20-egg Cypress Incubator
Bargain for quick sale No. 2303 Claymont
street sept2s, 30-oct2.
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II RoNp ROOM. NO. 1909 WEST
u aireet aepll0.lm.
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TYPEWRTTERS


" YpEWRIrERS RENTED THREE
i months, $500. Rental applied on pur-
rna8e Sold. $500 monthly. TypewriteSE
repaired Royal Typewriter Agency, Type.
writer Exchange. No. 915 MARKET street.
aug23.tf
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n OR SALE-ONERLAN 1911 MODEL.
No. 3Q5 East Fourth 81. sept2s-5t.
NOR sALE-sECOND.A HEATER.
II Tn good condition. Apply 519 ORANGE
VH OR SALE-BRASs BED, MAHOGANY
Il Chihonier and Dresser. No l2oo
maryland Ave septzo-o"
Y OR sALE-NEW PARLOR SUIT AND
II Baby Crib Apply No 1909 scott
street. sept2s-2t
eF OR sALE-sTEINWAY UPRIGHT
IT Piano, nearly new. viii sell very cheap
address p. o. Box 472. sll-eod-lm
II OR SALE-ONE CARPENTER's WORK
Bargain for quick sale. No 23O3 Claymont
street sept2s, ,3o-oct2.
W OR SALE-CHICKERING & SONS UP
IT RIGHT Piano. mahogany case. fine con
dit.on. Cost $3.50. Win sell for 500. Ad
dress p. o. Box 474 s1l-eod-lm
L OR SALE-SMITH. PREMIER TYPE
writer, almost new; sell reasonable.
sept2s4t.
II OR SALE-SIX CYLINDER OVERLAND
II Touring Car, in excellent condition;
new tires; big bargain. Hansen Automobile
Co.. 1921 Gilpin Ave. sept2s'6t.
n OR sALE-ALL OUR s5c s. 4oc PURE
II California Wines at acc per quart. Can
be beat. MAX KEIL, 800 +. Fourth street
m12-u
n OR sALE-AUTo TRUCK AND ROUTE
E between Wilmington and Newark.
Cheap 10 quick buyer Reason for selling
~ health. Call No. 1409 Adams street.
aug3-i "
TN OR SALE-OLD ESTABLISHED OIL
il route. must De sold. Splendid opportu-
nity for hustler. Good reasons for selling.
Apply evenings. No. Ills West Sixth
street. septlo-ot'
- ABIN MOTOR BOAT, 32xs IL, 10 II.
~ r., miles per hour. Electric lights
J toilet, washstand, ice chest. fully equipped.
First class running condition. VIII dem
, onstrate $3.50 Bargain to quick buyer
! Coetz sol Market street. sept26-tf.
ITOR sALE-RUBBER-TIRE CUTUNDER
/ II carriage. First-class make and condi-
tion. VIII sell very reasonably. Address
H. b. SEEDS.
/ d. & A. Phone 17O2A Wilmington, Del.
sept16-m.wf-1mo.
II OR sALE-nUBBER TIRE MARKET
/ II wagon, detachable top, leather seats
| and natural finish This Is high grade
wagon. made to order. Apply to Joseph s.
Hamilton, No. 500 Orange st.
may15 I'm, Wifi
PAPERHANGERS
.-.--.,..-.l-~~~--~-~---
OHN REYBOLD. PAPER HANGER.
u No. s23 Madison st. Bell phone
o7isL. lanl1-h.
SANITARY WORKERS
II K. KELTET-s4EiT4RY ODOR'
M. LESS EACANAliNG; ~. O..
Umce, S. W Corner Fourth and West sts'
.
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REAL ESTATE FOR RENT

II OR RENT-NO. 438 BAYARD AVE.
II rooms and bath. Woodlawn Company,
No. 6O1 Grant Ave. apr4-tf
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LVoR RENT-FURNIsHED ROOMS.
II sopt9.1mo. 30 W. NINTH ST.
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u OR ALE-CHICKERING & SONS UP
IT RIGHT Piano. mahogany case. fine con
dit.on. Cost $3.50. VIII sell for 500. Ad-
dress p. o. Box 474. s1l-eod-lm
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ROOMS FOR RENT

hOONiO TUX REM
u RoNr ROOM NO. 1909 WEST
Il street septl9-lm.
TEoR RENr-FURNIsHED ROOMS.
II scpt9 limo. 30 W. NINTH ST.
u URNIsHED ROOM Ar NO. 9i5 WEST
Fourteenth 81. sept2s-lm
NJ IcELY FURNISHED OR UNFUR
~ nished room. Use Of telephone. Apply
No. s3i ratnall St. feb27f
y URNIsHED OR UNFURNIsHED ROOMS
for light housekeeping.
sopt23-imo 2i4 POPLAR ST.
Z OR RENT-UNFURNIsHED ROOMS
Second and third floors. Reasonable.
No eo3 West Seventh street. sept2s-st
NJ ICE. CLEAN FURNISHED ROOMS FOR
~ housekeeping and lodging. No. Ills
King St. sept2d-H
ID DOM FOR RENT IN PRIVATE FAM
II iy. Apply No 916 West Eighth st.
d. A. phone 3548D. sept26-l2t
u URNIsHED ROOMS BATH AND
II phone. No. 9o5 shipley street
Z URNIsHED ROOMS FOR GENTLE
= men. No. sos East Eighth street
sept25'3t
N URNIsHED SINGLE ROOMS FOR
Il colored people only. No. 524 French
street s'p'1o'o''
ID ACHELoR APARTMENT OF THREE
ID rooms, close TO Market street Call
d. A. oo24 septlO'14
II URNIsHED ROOMS FOR LIGHT
II housekeeping. No 2Oi East Fifth
t"'e'' aus-v lm.
NJ FATTY FURNISHED ROOMS. USE
~ of phone and bath Reasonable. No.
200 West Seventh 81. augai-im.
NJ ICELY FURNISHED ROOM IN PRI.
~ vnte family No. or West Eighth
street. sept2l.if
II URNIsHED FRONT ROOM FOR MAN
II and wife With or without board. No
027 West Third ST. sept4i.1m.
u or RENT-THRD FLOOR APART.
II mont also rooms on second floor. No.
l4oa Jackson 81. septsn
ID LEAsANT ROOMS FOR GENTLEMEN
~ private family. Reasonable terms
so. 1910 West st. sf1-N
Il or RENT--TWO ROOMS ON THIRD
II floor with bath; meals adjoining Back
oi new High School No. 1921 Monroe
street sept2s-at.
~ THREE SECOND STORY ROOMS AND
4 bath. Hot and cold water and light, |
SD per month No. 1900 Van Buren, |
street sept28.at
y OR RENT-THREE UNFURNIsHED |
rooms for housekeeping on second /
floor; light and heat; very convenient /
Apply no. tOii Washington 81
sept25 .eod.tm.
BOARDERS WANTED
--s>r--e~y----~-e--~-~s-e~----S
ID oARDERS WANTED AT NO. 6l5
ID West ST. iulyi7-u
ID oARDERS WANTED AT no COS I
ID Washington street septiseod-im.
ID OARDING AND LODGING-NO. 7ls |
ID King atreet goptIB.lm
! ID OARDERs wANTED-NO. 2i8 WEST
ID street. nt $3.50 week. Comfortable
rooms. septl2-im
PERSONAL.
w lDOWER, AGED 3s. or REFINE.
| w mcnt and culture desires 10 CORES.
! pond with wellto-do lady or widow Chas
Jordan Ava. Ohio. septas-5f
LOST AND FOUND
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MASQUERADE SUITS.

F,F-7l,7
NJ ASQUERADE SUITS-S. A. STAN
M berwick, No. o29 Vandever Ave.
nue. d. & a. Phone. 6O3o. mar11-n
Al ASQUERADE COSTUMES To HIRE
vi and for sale. Oldest costumer in State
Closing out business. Unusual opportunities
for Home Week Carnival Mrs. r. Hence
No. 400 1-2 Poplar St. scpt24 I'm.
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SANITARY WORKERS

NJ X. KELIEn--SANlTAkA ODOk'
lh LESS EACANAlING.
Jmce. s. W Corner Fourth and West sts.
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MUSIC
- RACE GOLDBERG
" Teacher Of Piano.
sept9.1mo dl5 KING STREEt
nANCING ACADEMY

- Mrs. j.. Snyder, Y NJ. II. A. Hall
Third and King streets, Monday and Thurs
day evening. Private lessona by appoint
ment. No. 1918 West Eighth street.
Phone. D. q A., d26lD. sept14-tf.
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FOR SALE

n or SALE-OVERLAND 1911 MODEL
No 3Q5 East Fourth St. sept2s-5t
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PALMIST'RY

NJ ADAM SOPHIA CAN BE SEEN
wi every day from 10 A. NJ. 80 Z. NJ
Tells your past, present and future as you
have gone and will 60 through life 10.
SOC West Twenty fourth street. Wilmington,
Del iune2a-H
Belington progressive. [volume] (Belington, W. Va.) 1912-1927, 1914-06-25

before beginning the incubation.
Hogs that are sick should be separated
from the well and marked SO as to dis
tinguish them. The pen or Enclosure
where the Injections are made should
be clean and free from dust.
The serum is administered by In
jecting it deep under the skin with a
hypodermic syringe. Before begin
ming the injection of herd, care must
be taken to see that the syringes and
needles are not only absolutely clean,
but that they have been previously
boiled in water for 10 or Is minutes
The purpose Of the boiling is to kill
tie germs that may be on the instru-
ments. Therefore, both needle and
syringe should be kept clean and not
allowed to become soiled during use,
as by being laid on dirty plank.
dropped on the ground or touched with
dirty hands. It is good idea to spread
a clean towel on the plank or table
where the work ID being done. Before
using, the serum should be poured In
to some receptacle with cover las .
Jelly glass with tin top), both the
Belington progressive. [volume] (Belington, W. Va.) 1912-1927, 1914-06-25
Last Stages Of Cholera.

scrubbed with some reliable disinfect
ant, such as compound solution OF
cresol (U. S. P). This disinfectant
can be procured at drug stores, and
should be diluted before use by adding
one part of it to 80 parts of soft water
Care should be used in estimating
the weight of hogs, because the amount
Of serum required depends upon the
size of the hog injected.
The usual dose is commonly given
on the package in which the serum
comes. Be careful not to underesti-
mate. Overestimate rather than I'm,
derestimate, and thereby be sure Of
giving an ample dose OF serum. After
the injections are made, the hogs
should be turned into clean yard,
free from mud holes and excessive
dust. The hogs should be kept in this
Enclosure for several days at least
after the injection, to enable the pune.
ture wounds to heal thoroughly They
should be given soft, easily digested
food.
Every farmer should keep an accu'
rate record Of the injections he makes,
so that he will know what success has
attended the treatment. He should
make a record of the number of hogs
that died from hog cholera before
treatment, the number sick and the
number apparently well at the time
Of treatment, and he should later keep
a record of the number Of sick and
well cnes that died following treat.
ment Keeping these records may en-.
able him to determine whether or not
the serum he used was good, and it
may show whether or not the work
was properly done If any hogs de.
velop assesses at the point of injec.
ton, a note should be made Of the
fact, keeping account Of the number.
Assesses indicate that the serum was
not right or that the work was not
properly done.
Every farmer should make absolute
ly certain that no dirt or implement
is brought from an infected hog lot in
to another hog lot. Hog cholera can
be carried In dirt on shoes, on wagon
wheels, or on the feet of dogs. It has
been proved 51at pen of hogs in
fected with isog cholera can be kept
within 10 feet of well herd without
communicating the disease, provided
no dirt or implement or other object
is moved from the former to the lat
ter pen. If. however, the pen with the
uninfected hogs should be cleaned
with hoe or shovel that has been
used in the infected pen, the well
herd would be almost certain to get
the disease. Dogs, crows, and buzz
Yards can transport particles Of flesh
from dead hogs and thus carry the
disease
Belington progressive. [volume] (Belington, W. Va.) 1912-1927, 1914-06-25


Pinkham's Vegetable Compound to
every suffering woman. - Mrs. HARRY
FISHER, 1912 Juniata Street, Philadel-
phia, Pa
Another Woman's Case.
Providence, r. III cannot speak
too highly of your Vegetable Compound
as it has done wonders for me and
would not be without it / had dis
placement, bearing down, and backache,
until could hardly stand and was thor
oughly run down when took Lydia e.
Pinkham's Vegetable Compound. 1t
helped me and / am in the best of health
at present. work in factory all day
long besides doing my homework SO you
can see what it has done for me. give
you permission to publish my name and /
speak of your Vegetable Compound to
many of my friends. Mrs. ABRn Law
SON, l26 Lippitt St, Providence, r. |.
Danger Signals to Women
are what one physician called backaclie,
headache, nervousness, and the blues.
In many cases they are symptoms Of
some female arrangement or an infam-
matory, Lucrative condition, which may
De overcome by taking Lydia E. Pink
ham sV egetable Compound. Thousands
of American women willingly testify to
Its virtue.
Belington progressive. [volume] (Belington, W. Va.) 1912-1927, 1914-06-25

prepared by the United States Depart
ment of Agriculture.)
At recent conference OF federal
and state officials in charge of hog
cholera work the methods of applying
the cholera serum in practise were
considered. There are two methods.
In one the serum alone is used, pro-
ducing immunity lasting from 80 to 80
days; In the other the virus of hog
cholera and the serum are injected
simultaneously is, virus at one
point and serum at another. This lat
ter is known as the simultaneous
method and will produce active or
lasting immunity. If the serum used
in this simultaneous treatment is not
good, or If the mode Of application is
faulty, disease may be set up in the
treated herd. For this reason 1t was
the general consensus Of opinion at
the conference that the simultaneous
method should be used only by those
who have had special training, and it
was agreed that the ideal arrangement
would be to allow its use only by fed
eral and state veterinary officers.
The serum-alone treatment, on the
other hand, may be given by anyone
without danger Of causing hog cholera.
If the serum is good the farmer may
give it to his hogs without fear, pro-
vided it is administered in the proper
way. While 1t would no doubt be
best to have even the serum alone al
ways administered by q skilled agent,
farmers may obtain good results If
proper care is used. The farmer
should remember that the serum-alone
treatment is very different from the
simultaneous treatment. The follow
ing advice regarding the use Of serum
is offered for farmers who cannot OBJ
tain the services of skilled agent:
All serum cannot be depended upon
and farmers are cautioned against put
ting implicit confidence in serum
merely because it is labeled "Anti-Hog-
Cholera" The serum must be pre-
pared right in order to protect hogs.
Farmers should use every effort to get
a good reliable serum from the state
college or from reliable dealer
Anti-hog- cholera serum is most effec-
tive when used as a preventive It
will also cure large number Of hogs
IN the early stages of the disease. 1t
is of much less value, however, for
hogs that are visibly sick The far
mer should make careful preparations
Belington progressive. [volume] (Belington, W. Va.) 1912-1927, 1914-06-25

receptacle and cover having been ster-
ilized by boiling in water before use.
The glass should be allowed to cool
before the serum is poured into 1t, and
should be always covered except when
serum is being taken from it.
The serum is injected directly into
the tissues on the inner side of the
thigh or, better. into the loose tissues
between the foreleg and the body. The
needle is inserted into the skin per-
pendicularly to a depth of from one
half to / inch, depending upon the size
of the hog. Before the injection is
made the skin Of the hog over the
point selected for injection should be
thoroughly cleansed by washing with
soap and water, and the surface then
Belington progressive. [volume] (Belington, W. Va.) 1912-1927, 1914-06-25
ScALY PSORIASIS ON LIMBS

Troop n, 9Th II. S. Cavalry. Camp
Mccoy, Sparta. Wis.-"I was troubled
with psoriasis for nearly two years
Portions of my arms and limbs we're
affected mostly with it. 1t appeared
in scaly form, breaking out in very
small dots and gradually grew larger
and white scales formed when about
the size of an ordinary match-head.
The looks of 1t was horrible. which
made it very unpleasant for me. It
itched little at times.
Il tried several treatments which
cured me for q month, but it always
broke out again One day friend
saw the advertisement Of Cuticura
Soap and Ointment in the paper and
sent for a sample. They helped me,
so | purchased two more boxes Of
Cuticura Ointment and some Cutieura
Soap and they completely cured me.
1t took three months for Cuticura
Soap and Ointment to complete my
cure" (Signed) Walter Mahony, Oct.
%, 1912.
Cuticura Soap and Ointment sold
throughout the world. Sample of each
free,with 32-p Skin Book. Address post
card "Cuticura, Dept. +, Boston. Adv,
Even the road to success merely
Belington progressive. [volume] (Belington, W. Va.) 1912-1927, 1914-06-25

wrights Indian Vegetable Pills are sold
with and without soluble sugar coating.
They regulate the bowels, invigorate the
liver and purify the blood. Adv.
Belington progressive. [volume] (Belington, W. Va.) 1912-1927, 1914-06-25
What is Castoria.
4 ASTORIA is a harmless substitute for

ASTORIA harmless substitute for Castor OIL Parego Drops and
Soothing Syrps is pleasant contains neither Opium Morphine
other Narcotic substance It's age guarantee destroys as
Esmes For than thirty has been for the relief
Constipation Fuency, Wind Co all Teetng Troubles and Nahna
regulates the Stomach and Bowels assmas the Food giving healthy and
natural sleep. The Chldrens Panacea-The
The Kind You Have Always Bought and which has been in for
80 years. has borne the signature of C Fletcher and has been made under
his personal supervision its infancy. Allow deceive you this
All Counte limitations and usaood" are but Experiments that ide with
and endnger the health Infants and CdenEpeence against Experiment.
Belington progressive. [volume] (Belington, W. Va.) 1912-1927, 1914-06-25

such pain S in m y
sid s, and terrible
backache so that I
could hardly stand.
| took six bottles Of
Lydia E. Pinkham's
" e G ct a Bile Com
pound, and now / can
d % IN y amount Of
work, sleep good, eat
good, and dom have
a bit of trouble. l
Belington progressive. [volume] (Belington, W. Va.) 1912-1927, 1914-06-25
A COMING Man.

Griggs Then you don't look upon
Sharpe as a coming man.
Briggs-No: but would II was In
charge Of the penitentiary Boston
Transcript.
Belington progressive. [volume] (Belington, W. Va.) 1912-1927, 1914-06-25

THE Frosts expect their boy viii
be priest first and then bishop"
do you think he Wilt"
Nope. That boy will never con-
firm anything but the neighbors
worst fears. Life.
Belington progressive. [volume] (Belington, W. Va.) 1912-1927, 1914-06-25

All that glitters isn't gold. Many q
man has pinned his faith to star
only to discover that it was really
only a freely.
Belington progressive. [volume] (Belington, W. Va.) 1912-1927, 1914-06-25

Use Roman rye Balsam for scaiding ser
sation In eyes and Inflammation Of eyes Q
eyeilds. Adv.
Belington progressive. [volume] (Belington, W. Va.) 1912-1927, 1914-06-25

Seek and We shall find- this applies
especially to trouble
Belington progressive. [volume] (Belington, W. Va.) 1912-1927, 1914-06-25

Red Cross Bah Blue. much better. goes
farther than liquid blue. Get from any
grocer. Adv.
Belington progressive. [volume] (Belington, W. Va.) 1912-1927, 1914-06-25
VaT0nnnaI nnsYvn
WUMAN GUULu
HARDLY STAND
Because of Terrible Back.
ache. Relieved by Lydia
E. Pinkham's Vegeta-
bic Compound.

Philadelphia, Pal suffered from
displacement and inflammation, and had
Belington progressive. [volume] (Belington, W. Va.) 1912-1927, 1914-06-25

Some men who pose as high flyers
land with dull. sickening ker-chug.
Belington progressive. [volume] (Belington, W. Va.) 1912-1927, 1914-06-25

The less hair : woman has On he-
head the more she has on her dresser.
Belington progressive. [volume] (Belington, W. Va.) 1912-1927, 1914-06-25

Even the road to success merely
leads to the grave.
The day book. [volume] (Chicago, Ill.) 1911-1917, 1914-06-03
EoRTIEYING HERSELF

why have you Interested your
self in theosophy?" r
well" replied young Mrs. Torkins,
my husband persists in talking
about banking and currency.
thought I'd follow his example and
try to act wise about something that
neither of us understands. Wash
ington Star. -,
The day book. [volume] (Chicago, Ill.) 1911-1917, 1914-06-03
WHAT 1T TAUGHT

:, Nov, Johnny" asked the gentle
imam who had consented to teach the
class, what does this fascinating
story of Jonah and the whale teach
us?"
1T teaches us, said Johnny, whose
father reads practical articles on
practical people, that you cannot
keep a good man down."
The day book. [volume] (Chicago, Ill.) 1911-1917, 1914-06-03

V@T~0D7
new york.-my friend gorge has
little sister named lizzy
lizzy has been teasing her pa and
ma for long time to please get her
cat
but her ma amt got no yuse for
cats, so she wouldent never let hZzy
have one
well, while ago lizzy got pane
in her insides, and they called the
family dock to see what allied her
the dock he said lizzy was consid-
erably mixed up, a few degrees south
of her wishbone, and he would have
to Operate
when they broke the news to liZZy,
she wasn't bit strong for the OPP
peration
in fact, she hollered buddy muir
der evry time it was spoke about
so FINELY her mother said. izzy if
you will have your operation like a
nice gerl, will give you a cat
Hzzy fell for the game, and the next
day the dock slipped her a sniff of
cloroform, after witch he got busy
with his carving tools
bimeby it was all over, and izzy
come out from under the cloroform,
looking very pail and feeling perfeck-
ly rotten, and she said
gee, but that's a bum way to get
cat
The day book. [volume] (Chicago, Ill.) 1911-1917, 1914-06-03
A NATURAL IMPRESSION

Rosemary-A French actress who
is touring this country says all men
are prevaricators.
Thornton-She probably judges
the entire male sex by her own press
agents. y
-O-O
a DISCOVERY
The day book. [volume] (Chicago, Ill.) 1911-1917, 1914-06-03

9 "How did your wife's garden turn
-out?"
much better than she expected.
Seems her onion bed produced lilies
zof the vaney."-Louisyille Courier
Journal