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The Fairmont West Virginian. (Fairmont, W. Va.) 1904-1914, 1914-12-08

THERE are some toys that can be
I made at home for the smaller chill.
dren and they are among those that
are most durable and most cherished.
Among them are Teddy bears, dogs.
elephants, rabbits and kittens made of
canton flannel or plush. Rag dolls,
printed on strong muslin, can be
bought ready to be cut out and made
at home. The animals are cut by pat
terms to be had at pattern companies
and are stuffed with sawdust. Small
buttons or beads make their eyes and
heavy yarns are employed in outlining
the mouth or nose or other details.
A small white dog shown in the pic
ture illustrates how we'll these toys
look. He is furnished with eyes made
OF little black buttons and ears cut
from black cloth. A ribbon carrying
tiny bell is sewed about his neck
and be Is bedecked with a narrow band
of red ribbon about his body, tied in a
bow at the side.
A clown doll is shown with the head
made of ribbed goods like a stocking
top. The body is made Of blue cambria
and the shoes of red. The tall hat is
Of red also, and the costume is An
ished with ruffle collar of white lace.
This doll has eyes made of small black
beads with eyebrows and eyelids de-
fined with black yarn. His nose Ia
formed by making short ridge IN the
face drawn together by q few stitches.
A stitch, In red yarn, forms his mouth
and mustache and whiskers are
made Of black yarn. BY separating the
yarn Into strands. and sewing 1t about
the head below the cap, an abundance
Of curly, black hair Is simulated. The
cap is topped with tiny bell and red
yellow and blue yarns represent but
tons and embroidery in his apparel
Among the new things brought ont
for this year are pictures to be made
by cutting out figures from colored tic.
sue paper and pasting them on thin
paper background. The tissue is placed
over an outline picture and the figure
wanted drawn in outline with a PEN
Gil. It Is then cut out. Different OBJ
iects are drawn on different colored
paper, as trees on green paper. horses
on white or brown paper, and other OBJ
jects on appropriate colorB. After all
the required figures are cut out, they
are pasted on the background. H..
The Fairmont West Virginian. (Fairmont, W. Va.) 1904-1914, 1914-12-08

A WARM robe Of eiderdown flannel
"A is among the many delightful
gifts that are to be made for the baby
or for the little ones who have out
grown babyhood. Etderdown flannel
is woven in light colors and figured in
white with Teddy bears, rabbits, birds
and other figures that delight the
youngsters. 1t is the softest and most
comforting Of materials for cold
weather.
Bath robes like that pictured are
bound with narrow ribbon on. all the
raw edges, provided with collars and
pockets Except when made for in
fants) and have ties Of silk cord, fin
tshed with tasseIs at the neck and
about the waist, like the eiderdown in
color. For the little infant the pocket
and waist cord are not needed.
Bed slippers of eiderdown finished
and tied with ribbons are very com.
Portable for little ones who are apt to
kick of bedclothes in cold weather.
They are among the most easily made
Of gifts. Shoes and bootees, for little
infants daily wear, are also made Of
this material which Is SO well suited
for baby's garments. Other articles
are short sacks, hoods and blankets
for the baby's carriage. The last are
decorated with big bows OF wide, hand
some satin ribbon. 3#...
The Fairmont West Virginian. (Fairmont, W. Va.) 1904-1914, 1914-12-08
Baked Beans with Tomato Sauce.

Soak white beans over night in cold
water. and in the morning put over
the fire in boiling water, slightly salt
cd. Cook until tender. Drain and put
into deep dish. Cover with tomato
sauce, made by cooking together ia
blespoonful each OF butter and flour
until they bubble, and then pouring
upon them a cupful Of strained tomato
liquor. Season to taste and rather
highly unless you have previously
added salt and pepper to the beans.
Stir the sauce in with these and bake
closely covered for two hours.
The Fairmont West Virginian. (Fairmont, W. Va.) 1904-1914, 1914-12-08

In n paper rad lnGf genE 6rfoee
fIle HeSnr G'6nnty lIedteal Sgcletg
ma pnhIiahe1 d tlnFt g! TIT GrEItzs
ss.sF5Inrf! 81 San AsftonIo, Tas1lA, O.
nitgaieian u 10 hiis devoted laneh
fIIsss ii No afuSly OF tnheEculoatas
sSIsis 5AsInee lI1fe Saltll eouatitufes
IfreeSfOuEthhif OF n1ls the mineral sub
nuigf be supplied I'm THE foods OF,
gGnnniementefi5{fn mineral prepnra-s
lions, or natural staT.atIon. ensnss
fITffh sfubereUl 0HEn rTInche etSed. The
> vxfiiegpFeads and unchecked spread OF
Tuberculosis and other fpreyentabIej
cnIciaed Dime Inekingl conditions Of
multItndes throughout the civilized
THUS us from another authoritative
medical source comes justification
for the.use Of lime In the treatment
stneeiIhis is one OF the ingredl-
ants nj Eckp1an'S Alternative. much
OF the success attending the wide
spread use OF this remedy doubtlsSS
easily assimilable. 1t. causes no
stomach disturbance. and since 1t
contains neither opiates, narcotics
nor habit-forming drugs. 1t Is SAFE
10 EcSman's Alternative has effected
remarkable results in. numerous
cases Of pulmonary tuherculosts
Tconsumption) and aS1ied chronic at.
fections OF the throat and bronchial
passages. In many instances s 3Sca
eonditIoH1s:: 1ppairtentlS nave Sle'aeu
of In ease your druggist Is out OF
It, ask him to order, or send direct
to US. r.r4,.
The Fairmont West Virginian. (Fairmont, W. Va.) 1904-1914, 1914-12-08

FOR SALES II. P. Phase go
cycle 1900 II. P. NJ. Our Price
$500. Is H. P. 8 Phase 60 cycle
1900 r. p. NJ; our price $500.
1-2o H. P. 3 Phase 60 cycle 600 r.
P. M; our price, 100000.
Above are for 22o volts, alternating
current. These moters have only
been in use a snort time and are
practically new. They ere guaran-
teed to be in first class condition.
11-25-tf MARION PRODUCTS CO.
The Fairmont West Virginian. (Fairmont, W. Va.) 1904-1914, 1914-12-08

PICTURE OUTFIT FOR.
sALE-cost $500. o0-$1OO will buy
it If sold soon. No. 1 oprgraph Ma
chine. rolls Film, 5 sets colored
slide. Calcium light outfit, good as
new; only been used short time.
Electric attachment and screen and
other articles to go with it. For
further information call or write J.
H. Peer, Merrifield Hotel, Fairmont,
". Va. 12.7.1mo.
The Fairmont West Virginian. (Fairmont, W. Va.) 1904-1914, 1914-12-08
The Serbs Once More
Assume Offensive

By Associated Press.
PARIS. Dec. TIA dispatch from
Nish, Servia, reports that the Ser
vians since December 8 have resumed
an offensive. The servian troops on
Friday persued the enemy's right wing
as fur as the river Kolubra and It was
there that the Austrfans abandoned
four OF their batteries.
The Fairmont West Virginian. (Fairmont, W. Va.) 1904-1914, 1914-12-08
GermansDestroy
AnOld Monastery
By Aesae.!e:.tssd Press.

By Asaae.-=sssd Press.
PARIS. Dec. u A dispatch from
Petrograd, says 1.-THE Germans have
destroyed, the monostary of Lenozyce
about is miles northwest Of the LODI
which has been in existence for thou
sand years on the pretext that the
ringing of Angelus was a signal to
the Russians.
In the attack priest and two monks
we're killed.
The Fairmont West Virginian. (Fairmont, W. Va.) 1904-1914, 1914-12-08

lWANTED-1adies. Make aprons at
home for Wholesale concern. Mater
iai sent postpaid. Steady work.
Send 10 cents silver for pattern and
ilits particu1ars. Wells Co., Box TIC
Fort Madison, Iowa. 11-1s-1rao
The Fairmont West Virginian. (Fairmont, W. Va.) 1904-1914, 1914-12-08

PERMANENT BUSINESS - Men
wanted to sell Little Wonder Case
line Lights. Clean, dignified
work, profitable from the start.
Men making $4,000 to $500 per
year. Address Wonder Company,
500 Walnut street, Tcrre 1aute,
;1S,d. 10-16-tf
The Fairmont West Virginian. (Fairmont, W. Va.) 1904-1914, 1914-12-08

FOR SALE = Blank Oil anc Gas
Leases, South Penn form, also AS
signments OF Lease and House
Leases. Apply West Virgtnian Of
flee.
The Fairmont West Virginian. (Fairmont, W. Va.) 1904-1914, 1914-12-08

FOR SALE OR RENT groom cot
tage; all modern conveniences,
close in. For particulars address
A. C. Kendall, Warrington, Rt.
no. 2, w, Va. 11-12-1mo
The Fairmont West Virginian. (Fairmont, W. Va.) 1904-1914, 1914-12-08

WANTED-sewiug by the day at your
Home. Can give nest Of references.
satisfaction guaranteed. Address
Miss 4. West, 422 1reiant St., next
door to colored school building.
fsonsolidate Phone AJAX, City. 12-7-3t
The Fairmont West Virginian. (Fairmont, W. Va.) 1904-1914, 1914-12-08

FOR sALE-7room brick dwelling;
and brick business house; will pay
10 per cent. on the investment. In
quire at this office. 12-3:tf
The Fairmont West Virginian. (Fairmont, W. Va.) 1904-1914, 1914-12-08
Frank is Refused
A Writ to Review
IS Associated Press.

By Associated Press. |-- \"
WASHINGTON, Dec. THE su-
premc Court today refused to issue a
writ to review the Leo NJ. Frank case.
Frank was convicted of the murder
of Mary Phagan, an Atlanta factory
girl.
The Fairmont West Virginian. (Fairmont, W. Va.) 1904-1914, 1914-12-08

WANTED w. Two hundred and fifty
more members to Join Aliens Photo
Club. Best photograph offer ever
made Watch for the agents with
the samples. They will tell you
now. 81 12-7-3t
The Fairmont West Virginian. (Fairmont, W. Va.) 1904-1914, 1914-12-08
Two Ships Are
Sunk by Min es

BytAsgociated Press. II \. i..,S
&LONDoN,s Dec. dispatch from
Stockholm states that d Swedish
steamer Luna and Eyerlid struck the
mines 81 Finish eaat and both ssarlS.
lfFtie crew ot the Lunit vat saved but
All seainen aboard tie Everllda or
cent enc man, Was iosts
The Fairmont West Virginian. (Fairmont, W. Va.) 1904-1914, 1914-12-08

sWANTED-At once, salesman. this
territory, $4,000 monthly or com,
mission osell our line. Experience
not essential. National Sign Mfg.
co, Dubuque, Iowa. 12-5.1t
The Fairmont West Virginian. (Fairmont, W. Va.) 1904-1914, 1914-12-08
OUCHI LUMBAC02
ny NInsterole.. Sc How Quiskiy
ltRelievesI


It Relieves
Observation-Disclosures.
and usuallythe pain Is gone delicious,
soothing ScomfoTs comes to tnkeits place.
3 MuSTEROLESis q clean white ONT.
nent, made with oil of mustard. Use It
instead of mustard plaster. Win not
blister.
Doctors and nurses use MUSTERoLE
and recommend It to their patients. !
They viii gladly tell you what relief It
gives from Sore Throat, Bronchitis.
Group, Stiff Neck, Asthma, Neuralgia, 4
Congestion, P1eurisy, Rheumatism. Lun-i
bago, Pains. and Aches of the Back or
Joints. Sprains, Sore Muscles, Bruises.
Chilblains, Frosted Feet, Colds OF the,
Chest tit often prevents Pneumonia). !,
Atyour druggists In 25c and Soc jars.
and special large hospital size for ESQ.
Be sure you get the genuine MUS
TEROLE. Refuse initations-get what
you ask for. The Musterole Company,
Cleveland, Ohio.
The Fairmont West Virginian. (Fairmont, W. Va.) 1904-1914, 1914-12-08

WANTED Sewing, pain and fan
cy; rates reasonable. Are also
agent for spirella Corset. Call
Bell phone 4ST-J. Atonrie st. No.
\ n 1o-16-tf
The Fairmont West Virginian. (Fairmont, W. Va.) 1904-1914, 1914-12-08
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WANTED

HELP WANTBD-Two young ladies
With Contrasting experience. Some
aasysmoney1 for Christmas. Apply
alter $50 p. m. Coffey Huse. w.
Shelley. 12-7.St
The Fairmont West Virginian. (Fairmont, W. Va.) 1904-1914, 1914-12-08

oR8RENT-A nice modern seven
room house at Kelley Place, corner
walnut and Third street; also a fine
broom flatSin Kelley building on Wa
Ter street, First ward. Inquire of F.
et1ey Lumber Co. 11-16'tf
The Fairmont West Virginian. (Fairmont, W. Va.) 1904-1914, 1914-12-08

4 For RENT ~ one nicely furnished
double front room for rent. 525 Og-
don oyenue Bell phone 5S5-J. 17.tf
The Fairmont West Virginian. (Fairmont, W. Va.) 1904-1914, 1914-12-08

FOR RENT-I.wo Office rooms. third
floor Jacobs building. Apply to
Winnie N. Jacobs, 3O1 Fairmont
Ave Aye: II
The Fairmont West Virginian. (Fairmont, W. Va.) 1904-1914, 1914-12-08

FOR SALE-Blank coal options at
the West Virginian office. a-26-ft
The Fairmont West Virginian. (Fairmont, W. Va.) 1904-1914, 1914-12-08

FOR RENT - S-room house, new
Sixth ward, modern couyeniences.
Call at 500 Benoni Ave. 1o-6-tf
The Fairmont West Virginian. (Fairmont, W. Va.) 1904-1914, 1914-12-08

FOR RENT one modern six-room
house close in. Apply 226 Spring
ST: 11-12-tf
The Fairmont West Virginian. (Fairmont, W. Va.) 1904-1914, 1914-12-08

FOR RENT-Elghtroom hnose, with
bathtand finished laundry. Apply to
Il BuFchinal. 12-s-6t
The Fairmont West Virginian. (Fairmont, W. Va.) 1904-1914, 1914-12-08
FOR RENT.

nine room ebrtck) house. Wheel
i Engs Ave.
seven room tbrtck> house,
lHheeling Ave.
seven room ttrame) house,
Wheeling Ave.
inquire for further particulars.
BrookstS Hutchinson, Bell phone, of
ice; 223; Res, 176. Consolidated,
42s. S-24-1mo.
The Fairmont West Virginian. (Fairmont, W. Va.) 1904-1914, 1914-12-08

FOR RENT Nice suite OF office
rooms, second floor McCrory
Bldg, opposite Court House. See
W. a. LAWYER, Trust Co. Bldg.
7-29-tt
The Idaho Springs siftings-news., 1914-02-07
TAKES OFF DANDRUFF
HAIR STOPS FALLING
Girls! Try This! Makes Hair Thick,
Glossy, Fluffy, eeautiful-No
More Itching Scalp.

Within ten minutes after an appli-
cation of Danderine you cannot find q
single trace of dandrun or falling hair
and your scalp will not itch, but what
will please you most will be after a
few weeks use, when you see new
hair fine and downy at frst-yes-but
really new hair-growing all over the
scalp.
A little Danderine Immediately dou-
bles the beauty of your hair. No diff
ference how dull, faded, brittle and
scraggy, just moisten a cloth with
Danderine and carefully draw It
through your hair. taking one small
strand at time. The effect is amaz-
ing-your hair will be light, fluffy and
wavy, and have an appearance Of
abundance; an Incompatible 'uster,
softness and luxuriance.
Get 25 cent bottle OF Knowltnn's 8
Danderine from any store, and prove
that your hair is as pretty and soft
as any-that it has been neglected or
injured by careless treatment that's
all--you surely can have beautiful hair
and lots of it II you will just try lit
tie Danderine. Adv.
The Idaho Springs siftings-news., 1914-02-07
IS CHILD CROSS,
fElERISH, SICK
Look, Mother! If tongue is
coated, give california
Syrup of Figs"

Children love this fruit laxative"
and nothing else cleanses, the tender
stomach. liver and bowels so nicely.
A child simply will not stop playing
to empty the bowels, and the result is
they become tightly clogged with
waste. liver gets sluggish. stomach
sours, then your little one becomes
cross, half-sick. feverish, don't eat.
sleep or act naturally. breath Is bad,
system full of cold. has sore throat.
stomach-ache or diarrhoea. Listen,
Mother! See II tongue is coated, then
give a teaspoonful OF California
Syrup of Figs" and in q few hours all
the constipated waste, sour bile and
undigested food passes out Of the sys-
TEN, and you have a well child again.
Millions of mothers give California
Syrug OF Figs" because it is perfectly
harmless; children love it, and 1t new
er fails to act on the stomach. liver
and bowels.
Ask at the store for 50-cent bottle
of California Syrup Of Figs" which
has full directions for babies, children
Of all ages and for grown-ups plainly
printed on the bottle. Adv.
The Idaho Springs siftings-news., 1914-02-07

There's no rest and but little peace
for u person whose kidneys are out of
order.
Lame in the morning, suffering cricks
In the back and sharp stabs of pain
with every sudden strain, the day is
Just one round OF pain and trouble.
1t would be strange II all day back
ache did not wear on the temper, but
1t Is not only on that account that
people who suffer with weak kidneys
are nervous. cross and irritable.
Uric acid is poison to the nerves.
and when the kidneys are not working
well, this acid collects in the blood
and works upon the nerves. causing
headache, dizziness. languor, an in
clination to worry over trifies, and a
suspicious. short temper.
Rheumatic pain, neuralgia. sciatica,
lumbago, neuritis and gravel are fur
ther steps in uric acid poisoning.
Don't neglect kidney weakness. An
aching back. with unnatural passages
Of the kidney secretions. is cause
enough 10 suspect the kidneys. Use
Doans s Kidney Pills, remedy which
has been used for years, the world
over, for weak kidneys. backache, ir-
The Idaho Springs siftings-news., 1914-02-07
Practical Celebration.

He was idealistic and poetical She
was practical-a good matrimonial
combination. He came home one eve
ming after hard day at the office and
said: Maria, my dear, do you real
ize that tomorrow will be our wooden
wedding? We ought to celebrate the
occasion somehow. don't you Think"
And she said: Hank, my darling,
know it. Been thinking about it all
day. and have it all arranged. ! have
ordered a big wagon load of kindling
to be delivered tomorrow afternoon,
and you will come home early from
the office ard carry it into the eel
lar"
The Idaho Springs siftings-news., 1914-02-07
ANOTHER COFFEE WRECK
What's tho Use When There's an Easy
Way Out?

Along with the coffee habit has
grown the prevalent American Dis
ease'-nervous prostration.
The following letter shows the way
out OF the trouble:
Five years ago l was great cof-
fee drinker and from it's use l be-
came SO nervous l could scarcely
sleep at all nights. My condition grew
worse and worse until finally the ply
sician l consulted declared my trou-
bles were due to coffee.
But being so welded to the bev-
erage l did not see how l could do
without it, especially at breakfast,
as that meal seemed Incomplete with
out coffee.
"On visit, my friends deprived me
of coffee to prove that 1t was harm
full. At the end OF about eight days
l was less nervous, but the craving
for coffee was intense. SO / went back
to the old habit as soon as l got home
and the old sleepless nights came
near making wreck OF me.
Il heard of Postum and decided to
try 1t. I did not like it at first. be-
cause, as l afterwards discovered, it
was not made properly. l found, how
ever, that when made after directions
on the package, it was delicious.
1T had soothing effect on my
nerves, and none OF the bad effects
that coffee had. 80 bade farewell to
coffee and have used only Postum
since The most wonderful account Of
the benefit to be derived from
Postum could not exceed my own ex-
perience."
Name given by Postum Co.. Battle
Creek, Mich. Write for a copy OF The
Road to Wellville."
Postum now comes in two forms:
Regular Postum-must be well
boiled.
Instant postum-is a soluble pow
der. A teaspoonful dissolves quickly
in cup OF hot water and. with cream
and sugar, makes a delicious bever-
age instantly. Grocers sell both kinds.
There's . Reason" for Postum.
The Idaho Springs siftings-news., 1914-02-07
LAID UP IN BED
Caus Up Au Hope of Recovery

Mrs Frank l.. Mann. 1000 W. Main St.
Vermillion. s. Oak, says: when l was
six years old | had diptheria and IT lett
my kidneys and bladder very weak. From
that time until l was seventeen years old.
had kidney weakness, but as got older
thought l would outgrow the trouble. !
didn't however and as time passed | got
worse. My feet and limbs were terribly
swollen and l couldn't wear my shoes
My back was so stiff could hardly bend
over and l was laid up in bed for over a
month. l lost much weight and in spite
of the doctors medicine. l didnt improve
Dizzy spells came over me and my sight
affected. Finally l gave up the doc
tors in despair and life certainly looked
blue l didn't think ! would ever be well
again. When everything else had failed.
n friend urged me to try Doan's Kidney
Pills and / did. After l took the hrst
box l noticed improvement and gradual
ly the ailments left me. l picked up In
weight and strength and by the time
had used eight boxes of Doan's Kidney
Pills | was cured. l have never had any
sign of kidney trouble since"
The Idaho Springs siftings-news., 1914-02-07
GalIows Burns; Convict Gets Reprieve

Gallup.-While carpenters were en-
gagged in rebuilding a scaffold erected
several days ago on which John Ca
bodi, an Italian coal miner, sentenced
to be hanged, the scaffold having been
burned, presumably by sympathizers
of the condemned man, Sheriff r. l..
Roberts received a telegram from Gov
ernor w. c. Mcdonald. announcing
that he had reprieved Cabodi for thirty
days, pending inquiry into his sanity.
Members Of the Italian colony here
have raised sum of money to prevent
the execution of Cabodi, if possible,
and the case may be carried to the
United States Supreme Court.
The Idaho Springs siftings-news., 1914-02-07

for burial the body of his wife. She
had been with the regiment down
south and was accidentally killed.
Stanton Immediately refused to give
the permit and the colonel went to
see Lincoln
The president was very much de-
pressed by some adverse event and
told the colonel very bluntly that such
a request could not be entertained for
a moment. The colonel was in terrible
grief at the idea of not being able
to bury his wife at home. All the
consolation that Lincoln gave him was
to remark:
Sadness Is the common heritage OF
us all, and we must all take our
share"
The colonel in despair left the pres
ident and went to his rooms. Need.
The Idaho Springs siftings-news., 1914-02-07
MILITARY ARRESTS UPHELD.
Trinidad Judge Bases Opinion on
Mover Habeas Corpus Precedent.

moyer 1dpeaS corpus FFeCeoSnt.
Trinidad.--The right of the military
authorities to detain prisoners indefi
nitely was upheld in the District Court
by Judge A. W. McHendrie in handing
down his decision in the habeas cor
pus cases brought by unicn attorneys
The decision remands the prisoners
concerned - James T. Davis. Aguilar
marshal; Albert Hill and Bert Nc
CURE, Aguilar union officers, and An
tonic Lamont, union organizer-to the
custody Of the militia. Attorney F. W.
Clark for the union took thirty days
in which to file a bill OF exceptions for
an appeal to the Supreme Court.
Judge McHendrie bases his brief
opinion on the Meyer habeas corpus
cases under the Peabody administra
ticn. He said Meyers detention had
been upheld by the Supreme Court
then and circumstances at the presen
time, as far as the legal status of the
case is concerned, are parallel.
The Idaho Springs siftings-news., 1914-02-07
Hi. Vow Came to an Anti-cIimax.

A much bearded man rambled into
barber shop and submitted to shave,
a haircut. shampoo, SINCE. mas
sage and everything else the barber
could think OF. at the same time listen
ing with keenest enjoyment to the
tonsorialist's remarks about all things
on earth and in the waters under the
earth. So long before that he had for
gotten the gentleman's name and
what ONCE he was running for the old
man had vowed never to be shaved or
shorn until So-and-So was elected
When he as last awoke to a realization
that nobody cared II he never shaved
he concluded to shave just to show EN-
that he didn't care whether they cared
or not-Kansas City Star.
The Idaho Springs siftings-news., 1914-02-07
Cup and Saucer Treasured as a Relic
In Washington.

fornia friend, he told the truth, but
thought he was lying"
Lincoln has been censured for in
dulging too much in his pastime of
story telling. But his own view OF
the matter is seen in his remarks to
some one who once asked him to tell
one of his good stories.
Il believe" said the president. Il
have the popular reputation of being
a story teller, but l do not deserve
the name in its general sense, for it
is not the story itself, but its purpose
or its effect that interests me. often
avoid a long and useless discussion
by others, or a laborious explanation
on my own part by a short story that
illustrates my point Of view. So. too,
the sharpness Of refusal or the edge
of a rebuke may be blunted by an
appropriate story, 30 as to save wound
ed feelings and yet serve the purpose.
No. 1 am not simply a story teller, but
story telling as an emolnent saves me
much friction and distress."