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The Union times. [volume] (Union, S.C.) 1894-1918, 1914-05-15
FOR TOWNSHIP COMMISSIONER

A~ ~ w @'''iiii SOHihlo In.
| hereby announce myself a can
ddate for election to the office of
Township Commissioner for Jones'
vile Township, Union county, S. c.,
and pledge myself to abide by the
decision of the Democratic Primary
election. j. G. Bishop.
L hereby announce myself q candi-
date for election to the office of Town
ship Commissioner for Jor csville
Township, Union County, and pledge
myself to abide by the decision of the
Democratic Primary election.
w. H. Page.
| hereby announce myself a candi-
date for election to the Office of Town
ship Commissioner for Union Town
ship, Union County, S. c., and pledge
myself to abide by the decision of
the Democratic Primary election.
j. w. Nance.
| hereby announce myself a candi-
date for the office of Township Com
missioner for Cross Keys Township.
Subject to the rules of the Demo
cratic primary election.
c. r. Prince.
hereby announce myself a candi-
date for election to the Office of Town
ship Commissioner for Union County.
and pledge myself to abide by the de-
c!ision of the Democratic primary cleo
ZION. w. r. Jolly.
The Union times. [volume] (Union, S.C.) 1894-1918, 1914-05-15
FOR MAGISTRATE.

IL hereby announce myself candi.
date for election to the Office of Mag
istrate for Union Township, Union
county, and pledge myself to abide by
the decision of the Democratic Pri-
mary election.
Joseph Sanders
I hereby announce myself candi-
date for election to the office of Mag
istrate for Union, Township, Union
County, S. c., and pledge myself to
abide by the decision of the Demo
cratic Primary election.
]. H. Spears.
l hereby announce myself candi-
date for election to the Office of Mag
istrate for Union Township, Union
County, and pledge myself to abide
by the decision of the Democratic
primary election. Jacob Going.
l hereby announce myself cand, .
date for election to the office of Mag
istrate for Union Township, and
pledge myself to abide by the de-
cision of the Democratic primary
election. G.. B. Barron.
hereby announce myself candi-
date for election to the Office of Mag
istrate for Union Township, and
pledge myself to abide by the result
of the Democratic primary election.
R. G. Stands.
hereby announce myself as candi-
date for the Office of Magistrate for
Jonesville Township and pledge my
self to abide by the decision of the
Democratic primary election.
j. G. Mobley.
hereby announce myself candi-
date for Magistrate of Goshen Hill
Township, Union County, and pledge
myself to abide by the decision of the
Democratic primary election.
r. p. Willard.
The Union times. [volume] (Union, S.C.) 1894-1918, 1914-05-15
FOR AUDITOR.

hereby announce myself candi-
date for election to the Office of Audi
tor for Union County, S. c., and
pledge myself to abide by the de-
cision of the Democratic Primary
election. J. C. Greer.
hereby announce myself candi-
date for election to the office of
County Auditor for Union County,
and pledge myself to abide by the de-
cision of the Democratic primary
election. T. j. Betenbaugh.
The Union times. [volume] (Union, S.C.) 1894-1918, 1914-05-15
State of Ohio, City of Toledo,
Lucas County,

Frank j. Cheney makes oath that
he is senior partner of the firm of F.
j. Cheney & Co., doing business in
the City of Toledo, County and State
aforesaid, and that said firm will pay
the sum of ONE HUNDRED DOL
LARS for each and every case of Ca
tarrh that cannot be cured by the use
of HALLS CATARRH CURE.
FRANK J. CHENEY.
Sworn to before me and subscribed
in my presence, this 9th day of De-
cember, A. ID. 1886.
(SeaD A. w. GLEASON,
Notary Public.
Halls Catarrh Cure is taken in
ternally and acts directly upon the
blood and mucous surfaces of the sys-
tenn. Send for testimonials, free.
F.. J. CHENEY & CO., Toledo, o.
Take Halls Family Pills for con-
stipation.
The Union times. [volume] (Union, S.C.) 1894-1918, 1914-05-15
FOR PROBATE JUDGE.

hereby announce myself a candi-
date for reelection to the office of
Judge of Probate of Union County
and pledge myself to abide by the de-
cision of the Democratic primary
election. w. w. Johnson.
l hereby announce myself a candi-
date for election to the office of Pro-
bate Judge for Union County, and
pledge myself to abide by the results
of the Democratic primary election.
J. M. Greer.
The Union times. [volume] (Union, S.C.) 1894-1918, 1914-05-15
COUNTY CANDIDATES
FOR TREASURER.

l hereby announce myself for cleo
tion to the office of Treasurer of
Union County S. c., and pledge my
self to abide by the decision of the
Democratic Primary election.
Wade H. Howell.
l hereby announce myself candi-
date for reelection to the office of
Treasurer of Union county, and pledge
myself to abide by the decision of the
Democratic primary election.
j. H. Bartles.
The Union times. [volume] (Union, S.C.) 1894-1918, 1914-05-15
: FOR YHElLEGISLATURE.

At the solicitation of many friends
throughout the county I have decided
to announce myself candidate for
election to the House of Representa-
tives and l pledge myself to abide
by the result of the Democratic pri-
mary election. r. w. Hamilton.
The Union times. [volume] (Union, S.C.) 1894-1918, 1914-05-15
NOTICE OF FINAL DISCHARGE
State of South Carolina

NUIICE UF FINAL DISCHAKGE. r.
State of South Carolina,
County of Union,
Court of Probate.
Notice is hereby given, that on the
30th day of May, 1914, at II o'clock,
a. M, in the Court of Probate for
said County, the undersigned will
make her final discharge as Admin
istratrix of the estate of Capt. j. T..
Douglass, deceased, and that there
upon she will apply to the Judge of
said Court, for her final discharge
as such Administrative.
Frances d. DePass,
This 3Oth day of April, 1914.
Published in The Union Times for
80 days. 18-4t
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The Union times. [volume] (Union, S.C.) 1894-1918, 1914-05-15
FOR MASTER.

hereby announce myself candi-
date for reelection to the office of
Master for Union county, S. c., and
pledge myself to abide by the decision
of the Democratic Primary election.
r. G.. Williams.
The Union times. [volume] (Union, S.C.) 1894-1918, 1914-05-15
FOR STATE SENATOR.

I hereby announce myself candi-
date for the office of State Senator
from Union county. l agree to abide
by the result of the Democratic pri-
mary and support the nominees there
of. j. G. Hughes.
The Union times. [volume] (Union, S.C.) 1894-1918, 1914-05-15

idencc in the detective or blood
hound. They are both mighty poor
evidence. The detective is going to
land on somebody and so is the blood
hound. They are out for a victim
and they are going to have one.
Telephone.
The Union times. [volume] (Union, S.C.) 1894-1918, 1914-05-15
An Assured Fact.

There can be little doubt that Cone
Johnson was a strong factor in the
building of the Columbia States re-
markable circulation.-Asheville Cit
iZen.
The Fairmont West Virginian. (Fairmont, W. Va.) 1904-1914, 1914-04-08
.ONEP PA.Y.E.CAR
OPERATING in
WEST VIRGINIA
;LUMBERPoRT LINE OF M. v. 7,
co. ALONE OPERATES PAY
AS YOU ENTER KIND.
NEW EXTENSION PROVES P0PU.
5s LAR TO PAsSENGERS--MANY
PEOPLE Accommodated.

The Lumbcrport line of the Mo
flongahela Valley Traction compan.
system is now in operation from Hay
swood Junction on the Clarksburg in
sterurban line into Lumberport by
way of Haywood. The line crosses
the West Fork river at Haywood on
d bridge! erected jointly by the Mo
nonEahela Valley Traction company
the Baltimore and Ohio Railroad
company and BY Harrison county. II
eseryes about 5000 people and is Il
paying proposition.
t5 The only p. A. Y. Z. car in West
Mirginia is operated on this line.
7 Motormen L. S. limerick and II. Nc
'1ntire who work both shifts without
I conductors, have charge of the car
Only one man works at time. The
passengers board the front end of the
car and pay US they enter.
This line is popular with Fair
monters because of their ability to
make connection with trains on the
Short Line ut Lumberport instead OF
having to go TO Clarksburg or Eric as
formerly was the custom.
The Fairmont West Virginian. (Fairmont, W. Va.) 1904-1914, 1914-04-08
MAD SCENE
IN ENGLISH
POL|CE.COURT
TAKES THREE PoIIcEMENT TO
TAKE MRS. DRUMMONDS
HAT OFF.
BETWEEN WILD! sHRIEKsEJUDGEj
IMPOSES SENTENCE ON
sUFFRAGETTE:
SHE is FoRCIBLY PLACED IN
PRISON CELL BY OF.
F1CERs.

By ASSOCIATED .PREss.ls
LONDON, April s. Pandemonium
regincd supreme in Marlborough Poe
lice court today when Gen. Mrs.
Flora Drummond the militant spf-
fragette was brought up again on
sentence TO pay a, fine ofSsIo:oOsor 50
to prison foritwo, tmonths for creat-
ing disturbances on Saturday Mrs.
Drummond was 50 violent that three
policemen had to pinien her and re-
move her, hat pfRs before the mag
istrate found opportunity during n
pause in the uproarsto pronounce
sentence.
She was then5forcibly placed In /,
cell. All the time Mrs. Drummond
was in court she skeptsa fierce strug-
gle with tile police and shrieked
denunciations of every one present.
Seizing policemans metal whistle
Mrs. Drummond flung Sc at the
magistrates head but he dodged the
missile. Taking advantage OF the
diversion Mrs. 5Drummond sprang
from the enclosure but she as seiz-
ed before she got away. When she
had become calmer she was released
as either she or someone else had
paid her fine.
The Fairmont West Virginian. (Fairmont, W. Va.) 1904-1914, 1914-04-08
INTERESTING INCIDENTS
IN THE TORREON CAMPAIGN

mixture Of fear and con Iidcnce which
Villas name inspired in nshis Follow
crs. Gen. Villa says he will shoot
anybody who cuts the telcgrapli
wires by shooting from thcItrains,
called opt an officer to soldiers on
top Of a troop train who were i'm
proving their workmanship by shoot
ing at the insulators on telegraph
poles. Instantly the firing ceased.
Nobody doubted that Villa meant
what he said.
Send this telegram at once said
a newspaper correspondent to mill
tary operator in his field office un-
der tree near the railroad track.
'-sI can't senor,' was the regretful
response. Gen. villa has Just noti.
fed us that no message must go out
until further orders from him and
he will shoot us II we send this one
even though it is approved by his pri-
tcoSr1SrEp on rAgE f1yr.)
The Fairmont West Virginian. (Fairmont, W. Va.) 1904-1914, 1914-04-08

Campaign Is
Being Waged
WoMAN's CLUB is BEHIND THE
M0VEMENT-C0MMITTEES
ARE AT WORK.
SOLICITORS OUT MAKING HOUSE
TO HOUSE CANVASS TO
RAISE FUNDS.

q dollar campaign to secure a
playground for Falrmont has been
'nauguratcd In this city and within
4 few days every citizen of the city
will be asked to donate the small
sum OF one dollar toward the equip.
ment Of this ground.
The woman's club has charge Of
the movement and committees have
been named in the various neigh
borhoods for the purpose of formu-
lating plans for the maintenance OF
playground for the5clhldrcr
where they may spend few hours
each day.
a house to house canvas will be
made by the ladies and It Is thought
their plea will meet with n hearty
response.
Three large plots of accessible
:round have been loaned the city for
his use and the costs Of supervision
and equipment is small.
Z THIS is a worthy movement and
should receive the hearty support OF
avery public spirited man. woman
and child. Heretofore the children
IF the city. at least many OF them.
have had no place to romp excepting
on the streets and public thorough
fares of the city.
The Fairmont West Virginian. (Fairmont, W. Va.) 1904-1914, 1914-04-08
MILLIONAIRE KID" SUED
BY HIS ACTRESS WIFE
BYRON CHANDLER MADE PRISONER IN NEW YORK HOTEL Tc
PREVENT EVASION OF GRACE La RUEs
SEPARATION ACTION

NEW YORK. April S.-DyruG
Chandler. whom broadway christcn-
ed "the millinMaire kid" Is at the
Waldorf Astoria Hotel with two
deputy shcrlTs whose duty 1t Is to
see that lie does not cvadc the Sepa-
ration proceedings instituted by hit
wife. Grace La Rue. the actress.
Chandler will file II $4,000 bond to-
morrow to insure his presence In
court. -'HF
Chandler Is uncOnccsncd. Ills on.
ly trouble. he declared. is the pres
ence Of the deputies who hinder his
pleasure. He could not understand
why ihrv dngscd him. II huye nc
mare intention OF leaving New Tor'
than Huerta has of abdirating." h
declared.
In her complaint Miss In Fuc says
sh" ""~''"'l Chnnh'cr In August
1909. and toured Europe with him.
He lfvrd mp to his reputation as n
millionaire. sh" admits. lie ordered
three automobiles for her three days
after the wedding. Then in New
York the romance ended.
The Fairmont West Virginian. (Fairmont, W. Va.) 1904-1914, 1914-04-08
WILSON MAN
| POOR SECOND
IN NEW JERSEY
REPUBLICAN WINS CONGRESS
SEAT WITH EASE WITH
NEW TARIFF as ISSUE.
SLAP AT THE PREsIDENT-HIS
POLICIES ARE REPU.
DATED.
REPUBLICANS JOYOUS 0VERi0UT.
COME OF Yesterdays
ELECTION.

PATTERSON. n. j., April S4Geo.
II. Drukkcr. Republican, was elected
representative in congress from tile
Seventh district yesterday to fin the
uncxpircd term Of Robert g !. Brem-.
her. Democrat, WHO died Of cancer
February 8. He carried the district
cmbracipssallSof Pasaic countywitlt
thnlexcept ptiol. @o townships. with
apiaraltty ot 4. .276. Ills total vote
was 0.5O5; or geo more than the
combined votes of the next two high.
est candidates. s n
Jamcs j. o'Bryne, Democrat, inltlie
interest of whose candidacy Presi=s
dent Wilson wrote letter of warm
Endorsement, was a poor second In
the race with n total Of s, ,229 votes.
He was closely crowded by Gordon
CONTINUED on FACE FtNR)
The Fairmont West Virginian. (Fairmont, W. Va.) 1904-1914, 1914-04-08
No Serious
Fighting
REBELS ARE WITHOUT ARTILL
ERY BUT WILL HAVE SOME
GUNS SOON.
!,Y AssocIArEp rREss.l ,

i'Y ASSOCIATED PREsS:l sT
WASHINGTON, April S.-AmerI-
can women and children in Dona
Cecilia suburb OF Tampico have
Seen, brought into this city by order
OF rear admiral Mayo in that their
lives may not be endangered by fight.
ing in progress there. Admiral
Fletcher forwarded to the navy de!
partment this report he received
yesterday from admiral Mayo. at
'Tampico: sharp fighting during
he day and until six although
firing all day, It is nos believed this
Is serious attack in Tampico. as
nothing indicates the rebels have
artillery but reports are persistent
that they will have some soon.
Governor Caballeros is in com
uand OF the rebels. Some alarm, in
town but not acute. Have brought
American women and children from
Donna Cecilia into Tampieo. somt
combatants injured.
The Fairmont West Virginian. (Fairmont, W. Va.) 1904-1914, 1914-04-08

MIR. Chandler left me here with
$50 January 81. 1914" Miss La Rut
said. Then, lie took me to London
saying he had obtained some theatri.
cal engagements for me. | told hin
! could nit live on tile money h
gave me. He has been very abusive
and cruel and on one occasion
threatened me with a revolver"
Chandler. p.akes a.generals denia'
OF his wire's ch1rEcs. He says hel
stage success In London turned hel
head. EfE9A .&ts3N ~ ~
In statement tssred Miss La Rue
said:
My husband has declared M,
hcad was turned by my Londoh sue,
cess and that became the center O
fast living crowd. This is cntirel,
"utruc. Everybody In London knows
1 associated only with respectabl,
7coplc. They also know the societ.
IN which my husband Travelled AM
the behavior which has made hin
notorious"
The Fairmont West Virginian. (Fairmont, W. Va.) 1904-1914, 1914-04-08
To Pay Colombia
S25,0OO,0O0

BY ASSOCIATED PEESS.l
WASHINGTON, D. G.. April S.
$4,000. 900 is the amount the Uni.
ted States agrees to pay to Colombia
for the partition OF Panama and the
acquisition OF the Canal zone in the
treaty signed in Dogota by American
Minister Thompson and the Colon
tian authorities. This was stated
here today at the Colombian lcga-
tion. No rights for new inter
oceanic canal across Colombia by tho
Atrato river route and no coaling
privileges IN San Andreas and Proyi-
dencia Island off the Colombian coast
1t was added were contained in the
treaty.
The Fairmont West Virginian. (Fairmont, W. Va.) 1904-1914, 1914-04-08
-Four Gunnen
Denied. Hope
3 .BE'y.GoO. Glynn
NEW, YORK EXECUTIVE REFUSES
TO GRANT REPRIEVE OR
S3s STAY OF SENTENCE.
:MURDERERs MUST DIE NEXT
WEEK IN THE ELECTRICAL
CHAIR.

ALBANY, y. y. April ST. am
!. convinced II would be gross mis-
carriage OF justice to grant com.
mutation, and an improper exercise
OF the executive power TO grant o
repricve."
In these words, Governor GIynl
last night pronounced final sentence
of death upon "Dago Frank" Cirofci;
Harry Horowitz (Gyp the Blood ;
Louis Rosenberg ((Lefty Louis)
convicted Of the murder OF gambler
4 Rosenthal.
s; This means that the four ''gun.
men" must go to the electric chair
during the week beginning next
Mondaysa9Warde Il Clancy ut Sing
Sing was phoncdito prepare the muir
: dcrers for execution. ""
Governors Reasons.
& Governor Glynn in denying til,
new trial said s.''r
There rs nothing in the case be
fore me TO show that there Is an,
\ reasonable probability that anything
will be developed on the new trial
Aofi Becker, that could In any wa,
Change the result reached in this
case. II the defendants possessed
any credible evidence to support 4
emotion for new trial, they hav,
chad 16 months since their conviction
and six weeks since the decision o
ttheicourt of appeals in which to pre-
sent tit othe courts on motion TO,
a new trial. but thel have not made
nhy such motion. This is cmincntl,
Z a case for justice. not mercy. ant
the forum to deal with new evi
dcnce. IL any. is the judiciary no
theyexecutive.
The Fairmont West Virginian. (Fairmont, W. Va.) 1904-1914, 1914-04-08
Men Named
To Assist In
Campaign
INCOMPLETE LIST OF COM.
M1TTEEMEN TO CANVASS FOR ,
HOSPITAL FUNDS.
NEW NAMES ARE CONSTANTLY
BEING ADDED TO THE LIST
OF CANVASERS.

The following incomplete list OF
committee for the Seven day cam.
paIgn for Cook hospital have been
announced.
II is impossible to give complete
list as new names are daily being
added to tcse committees.
Campaign Executive Committee
Anthony Bowen. chairman: William
II. Sands, vice-chairman: II. S. Live
ly, yice-cllairman; Trevey Nuttcr.
yice-chairman; H. Il. johnson, sccrc-
tary; 2. f. Davis, treasurcr: II. W.
Afford. J. II. Barrct. Rev. Ambrose
Bcavcn. J. H. Beckman, NJ. NJ.
Plumberg. Il. G. Boice. J. Fl. Boul-
ware, NJ. D.. Lee q. Boycrs. NJ. d.,
G. Fl. Brownheld, NJ. w, p. d. Bur-
ton, Rev. w. |. Canter. U. a. Clay
ton, G. +. Crane, Rev. l.. S. Cunning
ham. l.. NJ. Davis. J. ]. Durrett. NJ.
d. Rev. w. J. Eddy. J. Z. Ensminger.
NJ. D.. c. w. Evans. r. Leigh Elem.
ing, Richard Gilkcson, Simon D.
Goodman. J. A. Graham, NJ. D., !.
NJ. Hartley, II. j. Hartley, Ray D.
Harden. .. l.. Hawkins, C. o. Hen.
ry. NJ. d., II. ~. Hitc. C. l.. Holland,
NJ. D., Il. D. Howard. NJ. D.. II. r.
Jones, Edgar T. Kelley, ]. II. Kin.
kcad. A. l.. Lehman. Frank a. Lloyd,
w. ]. Lydic, J. o. McNecly. J. C. Mil
lcr, S. y. Miller. Walton Miller.
George u. Moore. J. L. oTncr, NJ. D..
J. W.Poling, Rev. l.. X. Probst, #.
u. Pryor, Fred W. ltapp. Carl Riggs.
Joseph Roster, Howard J. Ross. Har-
ry Shaw, ]. "A. Swigcr. a. W. Smith
NJ. D. c. W. Smith. L. W. Strickler,
NJ. D., c. W. Walker. Oscar L.Wil-
sou.
A committee Of the Women's Divi-
sion met yesterday afternoon and up.
pointed several teams captains who
In turn are working up the ninc
worlers TO complete their respective
bands. The list OF captains for this
particular division is not quite COM
plete and an opportunity is still open
for few more ladies to, take com.
mand OF teams.
Residents OF Warrington, Farm.
ington. Worthhgton, Fairview
Monongah and other parts OF tho
, county are taking an interest in this
movement. realizing that. the hospi.
tai will be county proposition with
all patients on an equal footing.
The Fairmont West Virginian. (Fairmont, W. Va.) 1904-1914, 1914-04-08
No7l.E 10 rAzpaYnEs.

All persons owing 1913 taxes VIII
please call and settle at once as the
time for annual settlement Is draw
ing near and I am compelled to In
sist upon prompt payment Of same.
At ten percent interest your taxes
will increase very fast and you could
save four percent by borrowing
money to pay your taxes. Leyias
will be made at once and all taxes
collected or turned delinquent. II
your property gets on the delin-
quent list please do not blame me.
q. d. coNAwAY. sheriir.
The Fairmont West Virginian. (Fairmont, W. Va.) 1904-1914, 1914-04-08
FATHER "A SUICIDE
AT BIRTH OF TWINS.
Dies With Gas Tube In Month
In Next Room to Wife
and Babies.

WlLLIAMAST1c. Conn. Apr.
S.-Twins arrived last even
ing at the home OF Mr.. and
Mrs. Gustave Bclson, No. is
Carey Street. Several hours la
ter the husband and father was
found in the next room to ms
wife and babies with a gas tube
in his mouth.
Efforts to resuscitate Nelson
were futile as he had got under
the bed-clothes and covered his
head.
Nelson. who was a black.
smith, owned the house In
which he lived. His wife and
four other children have been
sick much of the time, and
Nelson didn't seem happy when
congratulations were offered.
The Fairmont West Virginian. (Fairmont, W. Va.) 1904-1914, 1914-04-08
FRENCH AvIATORS ARE
HACKED TO PIECES
By Associated Press. J

lABAT. Morocco, April S.
Captain Hcrve. a French mil
itary aviator and a lieutenant
he was carrying as a passen-
ger, were hacked to death to-
day by insurgent Moors after
they had escaped uninjurcd
from an aeroplane accident in
the desert. Both alighted safe
ly and were cndeavoring to re-
pair their aeroplalnc when a
band of Moors surrounded
them and after torturing them
cut them up with swords and
spears. The Moors also de-
stroyed the aeroplane.
The Fairmont West Virginian. (Fairmont, W. Va.) 1904-1914, 1914-04-08
MRS. IsoNs :Eil, Ill.

DY ASSOCIATED PREss.1
SALEM, Ohio; April S. Efforts to
take Mrs. Ida Wilson, wife OF Frank
Wilson,. the Altoona bank robber.
back 10 Pennsylvania, were halted
here today when an attorney employ
cd by her father, James ormsby. filed
a petition IN the probate court. Mrs.
Wilson is said TO be seriously III and
in care of two physicians. She was
arrested as her husbands aceompllce.
The Fairmont West Virginian. (Fairmont, W. Va.) 1904-1914, 1914-04-08
WIVES CHOOSE HIM,
SAYS NAT GOODWIN
And Matrimony and Oysters
~ Are Both Likely 10 Be
Hard for One to Digest.

DETROIT. April S.-A re-
porter who wanted to know the
why's and why nots ofSlnarriage
found ont today that Nat Good
win is in town and he aroused
that experienced man from his
early noon slumber at the
Pontchartrain. The actor was
sleepy and tried to change the
subject. but he finally thus
held forth:
Marriages are not all alike,
any more than faces are. No
man can offer anybody else any
advice. a person oughtn't to
tell any one how to get mar
ried, any more than an mex
perienccd person ought to be
instructed In the way to eat an
oyster. Both matrimony and
oysters are liable to PROVE hard
to digest.
Its no crime trying to Ccs-
tablish home. Anyway, YOU
don't pick q wife. at all. She
picks YOU. At least that's what
happened to me generally. The
best way to manage women. II
you ask ME. is 10 let 'cm
alone.
'.'At least ! lave done moth
ing which was not respectable
in getting married. There is a
law in the country which says
that marriage is a proper and
legal thing to go in for. and
! have merely lived up to the
law"