Arizona republican., 1914-03-15
AND 4
 GAME ARE LOST
Coyotes Licked Soundly by Tempests, Who Maltreat an Umpire in Doing It Coyote Day Revenue of Fun and $

To person whose elevation among the upper notifications of an abores- cent growth gives him a viewpoint uneXcelled in the entire vicinity, it seems that the only way for the en- thusiastic young athletes of the Val ley League to get along together in complete peace and concord is for them to acquire eternal title to the services of Tebben.
 TemIFs High School boys walloped
 the Coyotes 6 to 1 at EaStlake Park yesterday. Tempes third baseman demonstrated the effects of his ex- perience among the players of the big brush as exemplified by the town league Tempe's assistance gave the Coyotes one grand chance to amplify the treasury for the special to Tucson It will he noted that these last three observations are such as would come
 from man situated like him who occupies much of the first paragraph of this effort.
 It was the umpire who was the
 butt of the cruel jests and cutting
 remarks and swinging blows of the players. He didn't mind the jests, the cutting remarks slid off his umpire armored sensibilty as water off the back of the useful proverbial duck. and he dodged enough of the swing
 ing fists to be able to carry back to
 Tempe severely undecorated face.
 There has been but one umpire who
 has always succeeded in suiting all. sides-for there are many-of the sit
 nation between one valley school
 team and another. He is Tebben.
 Tebben.
 Tebben didn't show up yesterday. being inordintely busy elsewhere. A
 youth who, from the obscure descrip-
 tion afforded by an excited Coyote
 must have been Miller, came forth from Tempe to he arbiter.
 It was a game until the sixth. No lone had crossed the plate Neither had one of the TempestS succeeded in whirlwinding down as far as second. It was one of those games that inn pels a writer to use the word some
 in cap letters. In the sixth the locals strove and worked one man across the pan. Other things happened in the sixth and subsequent thereto. But those things are the sort that some one refers to when he asks an editor with menace in his eye or tears in his voice to neglect to men = ton. Fortunately no one has men . toned these things to the editor, so
 they will be omitted with mere ref erence. Things" is convenient word.
 The excitement that followed the sixth was such that the scorer forgot his duties. Therefore, there is no box score, no score by innings, no sum- mary. But it was pretty well settled that during the rest of the game the Tempests tore trough Brown for a
 large amount of hits, and many runs were made therefrOm. Six was the ! number. A Coyote of the tanner sort was heard saying: Why. we would rather have lost the game than to | nave had any troub-" He meant things"
 But the Coyotes had a great deal of fun and not little profit of Coyote Day" Largess nearly suffi- cient to satisfy the rapacious mana gers of the special to Tucson resulted from the attempts of the townsfolk land the student body to impoversh it l and themselves.
 1 Miss Mona, Grau won a ball-tossing contest with throw of 3S paces. Young Senor Goldberg. attired as a woman, lost a foot race with a bona = 1 fide member of the fair Professors | Michael and Elliott teamed it to a perfect win over Professors Jones
 and Fulton in d 15O-yard relay Full ] ton happened to stumble and fall, so ! Elliott did the same out of sheer 1 courtesy to fallen foe Untamed 1 Coyotes, Gleeful Glendalers and Ter rible Tempests should note this con duct!
 1 Halterman and Peter ran down the hundred with their heaving breasts SC I