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The Wahpeton times. [volume] (Wahpeton, Richland County, Dakota [N.D.]) 1879-1919, 1914-10-08

cause of his death was a heart
attack.
The funeral took place from st.
Mary's church. Breckenridge the
following Tuesday morning. and
interment was made in the Cath
Ollie cemetery north of that city.
Rev. Fir. Gumpher was in charge
of the service,
The Wahpeton times. [volume] (Wahpeton, Richland County, Dakota [N.D.]) 1879-1919, 1914-10-08

Last Thursday was a windy day
at the Fair. So many candidates
were there that it couldn't we'll
be otherwise.
The Wahpeton times. [volume] (Wahpeton, Richland County, Dakota [N.D.]) 1879-1919, 1914-10-08

The same old Republican gang
is again in the saddle in this state
and county. If you are a Progress
sive Republican how can you vote
to support it?
The Wahpeton times. [volume] (Wahpeton, Richland County, Dakota [N.D.]) 1879-1919, 1914-10-08

Nobody in Richland County ap-
pears to be particularly active for
Woman suffrage. Perhaps it is
Just as we'll.
The Wahpeton times. [volume] (Wahpeton, Richland County, Dakota [N.D.]) 1879-1919, 1914-10-08

Alfalfa growing in this state
has long since passed the expert
mental stage. It's money making
possibilities are now apparent.
The Wahpeton times. [volume] (Wahpeton, Richland County, Dakota [N.D.]) 1879-1919, 1914-10-08

Barnes has declined to be State
Chairman for the Republicans of
New York state this year. What's
he afraid Of?
The Wahpeton times. [volume] (Wahpeton, Richland County, Dakota [N.D.]) 1879-1919, 1914-10-08

The football season is at hand
and we shall soon see in print
again the names of our higher
institutions of learning.
The Wahpeton times. [volume] (Wahpeton, Richland County, Dakota [N.D.]) 1879-1919, 1914-10-08

AS Maine went so went the tug
of war race at the Richland Coun-
ty Fair.-Democratic of course.
The Wahpeton times. [volume] (Wahpeton, Richland County, Dakota [N.D.]) 1879-1919, 1914-10-08

The only way we can support
the Wilson administration is to
vote for candidates who support
his policies.
The Wahpeton times. [volume] (Wahpeton, Richland County, Dakota [N.D.]) 1879-1919, 1914-10-08

The fellow who insists on
painting the town red generally
gets some of it on his own nose.
The Wahpeton times. [volume] (Wahpeton, Richland County, Dakota [N.D.]) 1879-1919, 1914-10-08

Paradoxically. when it is hard
to meet bill it is almost impos-
sible to keep out of it's way.
The Wahpeton times. [volume] (Wahpeton, Richland County, Dakota [N.D.]) 1879-1919, 1914-10-08

And Pinchot-poor old Pimchot.
is he advancing or retreating?
The Wahpeton times. [volume] (Wahpeton, Richland County, Dakota [N.D.]) 1879-1919, 1914-10-08

Who put the Wahp in Wahpe-
ton this year.
The daily star-mirror. (Moscow, Idaho) 1911-1939, 1914-05-09
The Social Chill.

1.-THE social chill" as Mr.. Upton Sin
clair endeavors to administer it to Mr.
John d. Rockefeller Jr., is a variant oil
the silence" employed by cadets al
Annapolis to rebuke an officer fol
severity or unreasonableness in disci-
pine The social chill in the navy
school is maintained by the simple but
exasperating means of not talking at
meals in the presence of the officer to
be given the chill.
Mr.. Sinclair, knowing that he would
merely delight Mr.. Rockefeller by not
talking at all in any presence, for any
purpose or at any time, recognized the
futility of standing in front of 26
Broadway and keeping his mouth
closed. So extraordinary proceeding
might have alarmed the police, but it
would have pleased Mr.. Rockefeller.
Therefore, Mr.. Sinclair sought to es-
tablish and maintain the chill by
marching in crepe up and down in
front of 26 Broadway, which proceed
ing, being Heretofore unknown to the
police, became, by virtue of that fact,
disorderly conduct. Generally disor-
derby conduct is a mental condition of
The daily star-mirror. (Moscow, Idaho) 1911-1939, 1914-05-09
OTHER 'EADS THAN OURS.
Playing May Queen.

You must wake and call me early
call me early, mother dear, for in this
day eugenic proper schedule is the
sphere. For I've so much to do that
it really makes me cross and this
queen of the May business isn't any
loss. I've got to read the papers and
fix my devil curls, and take morning
joy-ride with a bunch of real live
and go over to the club where we talk
of art and theory and other nice fiub-
dub; and after that little tea where
each party has her say ON the ele-
mental scheme of doping out a Cleanup
day; and then we have a chicken-fest
and tease the boys a bit, for they're
proper fit and these slit-gowns are
just the thing and win most any day,
and 'tisn't hard for any girl to be a
queen of the May. But we've got to
know if Wilson puts the Mexicans
across, have modicum of politics, and
jolly up the boss; know just how to
swat a fly or shoot across the traps,
and be discreetly modest while the
boys adjust our wraps. For thing
aren't like they used to be, fellows
hard to grab, he may fill one full of
taffy and never buy crab; he may
peddle just as much hot air and may
be buy some flowers, and quit you for
some other girl with whom to spend
his hours. So you've got to get the
system-though it works the same old
way-and every girl is quite a pearl
and always queen of the May.-Poca-
tello Tribune.
The daily star-mirror. (Moscow, Idaho) 1911-1939, 1914-05-09
TODAY'S EVENTS
May 8 in History.

1S19-Battle of Fort Meigs, between
the Americans and British in Can
ada, which the Americans won.
1S37-All the banks in the United
States suspended specie payment
during the year which greatly EN-
barrased the government.
1S46-Battle of Resaca de la Lalma,
Mexico.
S65-Confederate General Forrest
disbanded his troops and advised
them to go home peaceably.
1SS2-G. o. Trevelyan appointed under
secretary for Ireland, and 10000
pounds offered for the apprehension
of the assassins of Cavendish and
Burke.
1SS4-El Mandi followers in the Sud-
dan refused an offer of money to
enable Chinese" Gordon to escape
from Khartoum.
1905-Tornado struck Marquette, Kan
sas.
913-Ambassador Chinda presented
Japan's protest against the Califor-
mia Alien land laws.
The daily star-mirror. (Moscow, Idaho) 1911-1939, 1914-05-09
CONTRIBUTION BOX
About the Auto Accident.

MOSCOW, May 9.-(Editor Star
Mirror)-I noticed in The StarMir-
ror an account of the automobile mix
up that Mr.. Crowley and | were in
and it seemed to throw most all the
blame on me. In passing a man with
a road drag l had to pass him going
east to the north. Next l saw Mr..
Crowley coming west on the south
side of the road. | turned my car
towards the south side of the road,
Mr.. Crowley still holding the south
side of the road and made no effort in
turning to the right and as we were
nearing pretty fast, 1 turned to the
left. Mr.. Crowley then turned to the
right so l turned to the right at the
same time. Mr.. Crowley turned to
the left so l turned to the left and
ran as near the north side of the
road as l could when we met. Mr..
Crowley's car struck my car on the
right front Wheel We had both
slowed down by this time. This is
about as near as | can describe our
mix-up. About the woman being
badly injured l could not say. l did
not hear anyone complain at the time.
The first man to arrive was the man
had passed. He asked if anyone
was hurt, the answer was no, only
scared and shook up.
L. J. WEIGAND.
The daily star-mirror. (Moscow, Idaho) 1911-1939, 1914-05-09
A Reason for Tears.

An amusing story about DR.. Archi-
bald Pitcairne, the physician, Jacobite.
and scholar, is told by Francis Watt
in 1.-THE Book of Edinburgh Anecdote"
Doctor Pitcairne was not often a
churchgoer, but on one occasion he
took refuge in church from a shower
of rain. The sermon was common
place, but the preacher was emotional,
and he wept copiously, and as it SEEM
ed to Pitcairne, irrelevantly. He turn
ed to the only other occupant of the
pew, stolid countryman, and wills
pered, what on earth gars the man
greet (weep) ?"
you would maybe greet yourself"
was the solemn answer, eff you was
up there and had as. little to say
Youths Companion.
The daily star-mirror. (Moscow, Idaho) 1911-1939, 1914-05-09
"Bad Taste- Indeed.

Over in New York a set of self-ap-
pointed arbiters of what is good anG
bad taste in home decoration have beer
having what seems to them deal OF
sport in a so-called bad taste" eX-
hibition, consisting of rooms fitted VI
in the stlye of the early '70s or there
abouts. They have resurrected for the
purpose black walnut furniture, hair
cloth chairs, huge wooden beds, wax
flowers, sea shells, plush albums, mot
toes worked in worsted and many 9th
er homemade things dear to our
fathers and mothers. They seem to
think this a "dreffle smart" thing to
do; they revel in the humor of the
revelation.
But the putting on public view of
such articles for the purposes of rid
icule is, in itself, the extreme of bad
taste. The love and devotion and
simple faith that went into the making
of many God Bless Our Home is
a dear remembrance to some of us; to
have them pillored for the laughter of
fools is inexcusable.
The fittings of our old homes may
have lacked something of the smart
ness and aesthetic values of today.
But they were in real homes, used by
genuine and homeloving people. To
hold them up to the scorn of moderns
is cheap exhibition of the exhibitors
shallowness.-Bo Post.
The daily star-mirror. (Moscow, Idaho) 1911-1939, 1914-05-09
No Mathematician.

A gentleman hired an old colored
man to sort some sash-weights, which
were of the same diameter but of three
different lengths. He told the old
darkey to put them in three boxes,
each box to contain weights of one
length.
When he went to see how the work
had been done, he found all the weights
in one box.
"Why, l told you to sort these sash
weights" he said, you have put them
all together
BOSS, you'll have to get somebody
else to do that" the old man replied,
81 never could do no head work. =
Harper's Monthly.
The daily star-mirror. (Moscow, Idaho) 1911-1939, 1914-05-09
CHUM BOB'S SPORTING TALK
HOT DOPE FLASHED DAILY
4BOUT WHHT'S DOING

NEW YORK, May 9.-The big col
leges are about settled with theil
plans for the rowing season and from
now until the various meets take place
much that is interesting to the sports
man outside as we'll as within college
walls will be taking place. Harvard
is trying especially hard to put out a
crack crew this year and big things
are expected of the crimson athletes
Of course the big aim of the Cam
bridge students is to lick Yale.
At the last meeting of the interna-
tional Olympic committee in Paris, e
question of alloting the Olympic games
to San Francisco in 1915 was discuss
ed, but it was found impossible to
make the change desired. However,
the Olympic medal for the modern
Penthalon will be contested in San
Francisco during the exposition year.
The modern riding and cross country
race of 1000 metres comprise the Pen
thalon.
Whether Clark Griffith wins a pen
nant or not he can find some consola-
ton in the fact that the Senators are
again the best drawing card in the
American league on the road. John
son and Schaefer and Altrock, the
vaudevillians of baseball, seem able at
any time to outdraw the Machmen with
Baker and Collins, or the Red Sox
with Speaker
After all there is nothing in mare
at least according to Flame Delhi, of
the Pirates. In spite of his pictIr-
it is reported that he may not be kept
on Clarks pitching staff throughout
the season.
One may hesitate minute before
accusing Wagner of getting on the
water wagon, but he has the djstinc-
ton of suffering rather usual -
ment connected with water. 'Hoiner,' /
idol of the Red Sox, has water on the
elbow, his team mates say.
Outfielder Davy Robertson who is
now attending college in North Caro-
lima will join the Giants at Cincinnati
this month. Davy had intended to
pursue his studies until June, but
writes that he feels the baseball fever
The daily star-mirror. (Moscow, Idaho) 1911-1939, 1914-05-09
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The daily star-mirror. (Moscow, Idaho) 1911-1939, 1914-05-09
Applied Mathematics.

| l sometimes wonder what's the use
Of squaring the Hypotenuse,
Or why, unless it be to tease,
Things must be called Isosceles.
Of course | know that mathematics
Are mental stunts and acrobatics,
To give the brain drill gymnastic
And to make gray matter more elastic.
Is that why Euclid has employed
Trapezium and Trapezoid,
| wonder?-yet it seems to me
That all the Plain Geometry
One needs, is just this simple feat,
Whate're your line, make both ends
meet
ANNE w. YOUNGS.
The daily star-mirror. (Moscow, Idaho) 1911-1939, 1914-05-09
NATIONAL BABY EXPOSITION.

NEW YORK, May 9.-America's first
baby show and exhibitions of infant in
dustries opened today at the Grand
Central Palace, with several thousand
entries. The exposition will last until
the 10th inclusive, and daily lectures
will be given by prominent authorities
on babies, accompanied by moving pic
lures dealing with various phases of
infant life the world over.
Among the attractions are incubator
babies, eugenics exhibits, pasteuriza-
ton of milk, pure food tests and lee
lures to mothers. Babies may be
Checked" so mothers may hear the
lectures.
The daily star-mirror. (Moscow, Idaho) 1911-1939, 1914-05-09
May 10 in History.
This is Conferedate Memorial Day

This is Conferedate Memorial Day in
North and South Carolina.
1775-Fort Ticonderoga captured.
Elizabeth of France, sister OF
Louis XVI, guilotined
1S09-The Swedish diet renowned all
allegiance to Gustavus ". and de-
prived him and his heirs of the
crown.
General "Stonewall" Jackhon
dad, having been MORALLY wounded
at the battle of Charlottesville.
1S69-Pacific railroad completed.
1S76-Centennia exposition opened at
Philadelphia.
1913-Bankers representing five
powers formally notified of the ac
ceptance of $125,OOO,OOO loan by
the Chinese government.
The daily star-mirror. (Moscow, Idaho) 1911-1939, 1914-05-09
Much but Not Enough.

A young fellow who was an invet-
crate cigaret-smoker went to the
country for a vacation. Reaching the
small town in the early morning, he
wanted a smoke, but there was NO
store open. He saw a boy smoking a
cigaret, and approached him, saying
"Say, my boy, have you got another
cigaret?"
mo, SIR" said the boy; "but I've
got the markings"
"All right" the city chap said. But
can't roll 'em very well. Will you fix
one for me?"
Sure" said the boy.
Don't believe I've got a match, ;"
said the man, as he searched his peck
cts.
The boy handed him a match.
Say" the boy said, you amt got
anything but the habit, have your
Lippincott's.
The daily star-mirror. (Moscow, Idaho) 1911-1939, 1914-05-09
SHRINERS HOLD BIG MMETING.

ATLANTA, Ca, May 9.-The annual
session of the Imperial council, Mystic
Shrine, will begin in this city tomor-
row, we'll attended by thousands of Of
ficers, mobiles and ladies of the many
Temples from all sections of the coun-
try, many of whom arrived today.
The program arranged for the meet
ing contains many elaborate and enter
tanning features, including motor
drome races, parades, drills, banquets
and balls, and visits to points of in
terest
The daily star-mirror. (Moscow, Idaho) 1911-1939, 1914-05-09
TOday's Birthday HOnOrs.

James Gordon Bennett, of New York
Herald, was born May 10, 1S41. Ben
nett, who has recently been seriously
i'll in Egypt, is an example of what
some sons of great men can do. His
father was Americas first great editor
and the younger adopted his foot steps
and in his early days of activity added
to the wide influence of the great
Newspaper established by his father
The daily star-mirror. (Moscow, Idaho) 1911-1939, 1914-05-09
SPOKANE & INLAND EMPIRE

SPOKANE & INLAND EMPIRE
For Spokane:
No. 81 leaves Moscow 8:15 a. N.
No. II leaves Moscow 12:45 p. m.
No. 70 leay1s Moscow $3.50 D. m.
From Spokane:
No. 81 arrives Moscow 1880 a. m.
No. GO arrives Moscow 3:15 p. m.
No. 70 arrives Moscow 7:35 D. m.
Connections.
No. 81 makes connections at Pa
louise for Elk River and all points on
W., I. & M. Ry. At Spokane with N.
P. No. for st. Paul, Chicago and east
and with G. N. No. "A for Kansas City
and st. Louis.
No. II connects at Spokane with
N. P. No. Al for coast points.
No. 70 connects at Spokane with
both G. N. and N. P. trains for all
points east and west. With S. P. & S.
for Portland and California points.
With W., I. G M. at Palouse.
GEO. S. RICHARDSON,
Agent.
The daily star-mirror. (Moscow, Idaho) 1911-1939, 1914-05-09
CAPITAL TENNIS SEASON ON.

WASHINGTON, May 9.-The capital
tennis season at the exclusive Chevy
Chase club is on today in full swing
1t is the opening invitation tourna-
ment. Some of the best talent of the
eastern states is here to participate.
On May 30 the middle Atlantic states
tournament is scheduled to open with
the arrival of the Columbia Country
club team.
The daily star-mirror. (Moscow, Idaho) 1911-1939, 1914-05-09

1t is clear that the young women
who figure in this little conversation
were no bluestockings:
AMY don't know what to give
Gladys for Christmas. She has a gold
mesh bag; she has wrist watch she
has silver toilet set-oh, she has
everything!
Pearl-Well, give her a book.
Amy-No, she has a book, too
Youths Companion.
The daily star-mirror. (Moscow, Idaho) 1911-1939, 1914-05-09

Many little patches of alfalfa have
sprung up in the Palouse country
where there were only a few two or
three years ago. Hogs and dairy cows
are also increasing in number The
pasture is the cheapest place to feed
live stock.-Colfax Gazette.
The daily star-mirror. (Moscow, Idaho) 1911-1939, 1914-05-09

August Belmont's son escapes with
a payment of 500 a month alimony
to his actress wife. While the amount
is trivial for the Belmont, just sup
pose that August Belmont's son had
to earn the money Oregonian
The daily star-mirror. (Moscow, Idaho) 1911-1939, 1914-05-09

Somebody is deploring the fact that
many lofty mountains in the west are
without names. Whatever happens the
should not be entrusted
to the man who labels the Pullman
cars.-St. Louis Globe Democrat.
The daily star-mirror. (Moscow, Idaho) 1911-1939, 1914-05-09
Winter Killed.

All political parties have begun to
show signs of life in Cassia county,
with the exception of the Bull Moose,
and it begins to look as though it had
been winter killed, or entered one Of
the other herds.-Burley Bulletin.
The daily star-mirror. (Moscow, Idaho) 1911-1939, 1914-05-09

That wealth's bubble that comes
and goes,
And that all proud flesh, wherever it
grows,
Is subject to irritation
John G. SAKE.
The daily star-mirror. (Moscow, Idaho) 1911-1939, 1914-05-09
A Reform School.

wish that could make a rule
That every Moth must go to school,
And learn from some experienced Mole
To make a less conspicuous hole.
Harper's Monthly.
The daily star-mirror. (Moscow, Idaho) 1911-1939, 1914-05-09

An enthusiastic suffragette called
Mrs. Pankhurst ''matchless woman"
We advise her to get posted on recent
London fire statistics.-The Modern
MOlder
The daily star-mirror. (Moscow, Idaho) 1911-1939, 1914-05-09

Since September, reports the New
York Sun, over 800 men, women and
children have been slain. In Mexico?
No, in the Colorado mining district
Springfield Republican.
The daily star-mirror. (Moscow, Idaho) 1911-1939, 1914-05-09

coming on and will have to succon,l
to it. There seems to be no regular
position yearning for him at this time
however.
Although it may sound strange, it is
actually true that Uncle Sam profits
by boxing. We have already learned
that Wolgast paid in something less
than 5000 in income taxes and that
Willie Richie has been compelled to
hand over something like 5000. Other
pugilists have paid on their incomes
and Uncle Sam is benefited thereby.
And one nice thing about the boys of
the ring is that they did not seek ways
and means to elude the tax collecto S,
very pretty little trick of some of
our big business men.
The fact that the Browns cannot hit
cannot be put over on us as news. We
had the low down on the Browns be-
fore the St. Louis scribes tipped lis off.
The only thing the Browns hit is last
place, and they hit that consistently
from year to year.
John M. Ward, business manager of
the Tip Tops, says that Washington
Park, in Brooklyn, will be ready for
the opening of the local Federal
league season next Monday. The on
ly thing lacking will be roof for the
grand stand. 1t is expected that a
record crowd will witness The Tip
Tops debut.
The daily star-mirror. (Moscow, Idaho) 1911-1939, 1914-05-09
O.-W. R. s. N.

Trains No. 81 and No. IS connect at
Colfax with trains for Southern Idaho
points, Salt Lake and all points east
Train No. 85 connects at Colfax with
Boise sleeper as we'll as Portland and
all intermediate points.
Nos 81 and 83 connect at Colfax
with trains for Spokane and interme-
date points. No. 83 also connects at
Spokane with trains for all points east.
D. HOUSE, Agent.
The daily star-mirror. (Moscow, Idaho) 1911-1939, 1914-05-09

Colorado brings up that good old
hymn, you can find your duty nearer;
you can find it at your door. Spring
field Republican.
The daily star-mirror. (Moscow, Idaho) 1911-1939, 1914-05-09

Somebody has suggested that instead
of swatting the fly, we insist on a sa-
lutte this year and possibly swat him
next year.-Palouse Republic.
The daily star-mirror. (Moscow, Idaho) 1911-1939, 1914-05-09

Opera chiefs had heavy losses all
along the line the past season. Back
to the spaghetti factory Portland Or
egonian.
The daily star-mirror. (Moscow, Idaho) 1911-1939, 1914-05-09

1t would pain some people terribly
to have to think that peace was as
simple as A, B, C.-Springfield Repub-
lican.
The daily star-mirror. (Moscow, Idaho) 1911-1939, 1914-05-09
Inaccurate.

what makes Smithson's nose so
red? Does he drink a good deal?"
why, no, l don't think so. l know
him well and never saw him drink
much. l think his nose must be like
my gas meter-registers more than it
consumes. Life.
The daily star-mirror. (Moscow, Idaho) 1911-1939, 1914-05-09

Crawford: What makes you think ii
is necessary to give sex instruction in
the schools?
Bradshaw: How else could the chill
dren understand the plays when they
go to the theatres Life.
The daily star-mirror. (Moscow, Idaho) 1911-1939, 1914-05-09
Testimonial.

Knowing what -- did for me,
am sure that if l had $1,000 worth of it
could have saved that many more
hogs. Chicago Tribune.
The daily star-mirror. (Moscow, Idaho) 1911-1939, 1914-05-09

New battleships henceforth will be
baptized with grape juice.-Spring-
field Republican.
The daily star-mirror. (Moscow, Idaho) 1911-1939, 1914-05-09

Colorado is receiving the attention on
the First Page that it has long de-
served.-Chicago Tribune.
The daily star-mirror. (Moscow, Idaho) 1911-1939, 1914-05-09
RAILROAD TIME CARDS |
TO AND FROM SCOW
NORTHERN PACIFIC,

For Lewiston:
NO. 81 Daily Lv 1890 p. m.
NO. 3l3 Daily Lv 7:58 p. m.
For Spokane:
NO. 3l2 Daily Lv 10:47 a. m.
No. 3l4 Daily Lv 1903 p. m.
No. 311 connects at Arrow junction
for all points on Clearwater line and
at North Lapwai for all points on
Camas Prairie line to Grangeyille.
No. 314 connects at Spokane with
main line to all points west to the
coast and to all points east. No change
Spokane to Chicago
R. w. MORRIS, Agent.
The daily star-mirror. (Moscow, Idaho) 1911-1939, 1914-05-09

FOR SALE OR TRADE-FIRST
class business and resident lots in
Moscow Phone 2S. 45tf
The daily star-mirror. (Moscow, Idaho) 1911-1939, 1914-05-09

the police, not a physical condition of
the person rrested.-Chicago Tribune.