The evening herald. [volume] (Albuquerque, New Mexico) 1914-1922, 1914-07-13

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Second riddle. 49,

LOU wv y III AAN
pay Nick Mctzs judgment.
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BLAMING the stursiad's thlrd Of.
iiccr Will not help the 1000 dead.
Nor will it help others who are TO
die before we have tbs snklcss
steamer.
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THE BIRD that stays up all nisht
so 49, 90 be- on hand for the worm
usually sees en- enlarged.
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PITY the average man h gets his
Just dues.
Interest now ccntcra ia where
Huorta is going 10 plant his fruit
trees.
1T HEGI.Ns to look as II tho boys
h once paid 100000 to nut Lor.
inner over. might now have a chance
10 contribute another chunk to Keep
hin from going over.
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ANoNG OTHER idle rich who viii
not visit Colorado this summer Is
John d. Rockefeller. Jr.
.
THE GROOM says a Kansas
paper IN concluding the account Of
an elaborate wedding had the mis-
fortune TO lose his wife "a year ago
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In summer .imc We often wish
Thai II was ordered so
The raF-timc that our nelghbor plays
was written pianissimo.
d.
WHEN a Kid puts tho hsll through
a kitchen window It's always good
tor a home run.
THE BLANKET mortgage oi
clothes Eve left tx heinz cut down
now. all right
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MARY GARDEN SAYS she owes her
success To the Scotch IN her. That
ought 10 sell even he kind of scotch
they serve In Santa Pc.
SOMEBODY besides Johnson sec mi
To- have been putting the Ban onto
the Federal league.
.
n don't need no insurance On this
place said n saloon owner.
why - asked tho anxious agent.
cause I got the biggest bucket
brigade in town"
t.
She wears q waist Of nligree
That passes for "A shirt,
The aandage wrapped aroun hef
knee
l. what she calls n SKIRT
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COAL production for the past yeaI
broke all records by = million tons.
Which accounts Tor the fact that the
coal dealers have not been able "a
make the usual ummor reductions.
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TT WILL also account for next
winters shortage, when The price
goes up.
GIVE rs some ~ those Fort sum
rcr vantaioupes and we're willing "a
let the rotten rich cut an the othei
melons.
THE HOUSTON POST has discov'
cred that the only difference het""e-
a democrat and q Republican /. tina
q Democrat b. one who knows he ID
right and is sorry everybody else a
wrong. and a Republican is one VIII
knows hc is wrong and sorry cVer'
one who disagrces With him is right
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The big black clouds rolled up.
The thunder grumblcd sruff
The wind blew sand around TN
ground
IL WAS the daily bluff.
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TIE HtCK who wants m !
f.shsuus sub nittcd 20 "A referendum
should he told that war II hell Su'
frase IN enough trouble for an aver
age nation.
TT DEVELOPS That oil and wa'e.
mix well in stoc@
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THIS SIGN appears chalked ~
tho wall 81 % Kansas depot 'Wan'
ed-Haryesi hands men 81 a da5
college students ti.25.'
SOME or THE BOYS figure tina
with a four term tho count ~
nces don't get passed around oi'e'
enough.
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THE ROYs seem to be worried 10
fear T q. VIII be sent up the Had
son.
q
oh. Love is often IKE a steak;
Irs tender when itH new;
when we've had the best OF u
The rest Ee,s m a stew.
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There was n little bunch
Aud II had a little bunch
That "a nomination might be sottef
! And while "a WAS good
+. a. looked very. very good.
But after awhile Il looked Rotten
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OUR IDEA " the limit IN the ma
who tries to nail a safety first "a
+. On a box OF dynamite.
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PRESIDENT WILSON. u h SAID
! has become convinced that Il IL in
possible 10 conduct an administrstio
which will please W. n, Hearst an.
!, anybody elise al the same time.
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ALL PRESIDENTS make this dis