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The Keota news., 1914-03-27
LANGUAGE.

DR.. Osler tells tho following to illus
trate the elasticity Of the English Ian
guage. ~ used by the Southern negro
Ono day there came to the clinic Q
negress with . broken jaw. The e1
amininX physician. intent on discover
ing the exact nature and extent OF the
injury. asked numerous questions. To
all of them the negress returned eva
sive answers. Finally. she admitted
that she was hit by q object"
WAS 1t a large object or . small
object?" asked the physician.
"Tolle'by large"
WAS it q hard object or . soft OBJ
ject!'
"Tolle'by hard"
"Was it coming rapidly or slowlyf'
'Tolleb'y fast"
Then. her patience exhausted. the
negress turned to the physician. "Tc
tell the truth. doctor. ! was jest sim
ply kick'd in the face by . gentleman
friend. nd."-Everybody's.
The Keota news., 1914-03-27
ENR$ EiIgE!2iB$ 2!$5EP$|AI AII,,e
HPape's Diapepsin" cures sick,
sour stomachs In five minutes
Time It!

Really does" put bad stomachs in
order-"rsally does overcome indiges-
tion, dyspepsia, gas. heartburn and
sourness in flve minutes-that-just
that-makes Pape's Diapepsin the lar
gest selling stomach regulator in the
world. II what you eat ferments into
stubborn Jumps. you belch gas and
eructate sour, undigested food and
acid; head II dizzy and aches: breath
foul; tongue coated: your insides filled
with bile and indigestible waste, re-
member the moment "Pape's Diapep-
sin" comes in contact with the stomach
all such distress vanishes. It's truly
observation-disclosures marvellous. and
tho Joy 10 its harmlessness.
A large hfty-cent case Of Pape's Dia-
pspsin will give you hundred dollars
worth Of satisfaction.
It's worth its weight In gold to men
and women who can't get their stom.
achs regulated. It belongs in your
home should always be kept handy
IN case Of a,sick, sour. upset stomach
during the day or ct night It's the
quickest, surest and most harmless
stomach doctor IN the world.-Adv.
The Keota news., 1914-03-27
Flattsns Them Out

FIatten8 Them Out.
William Dean Howells, at his coun-
try house in York Harbor. was ad-
monishing a young novelist who. after
ten only slight things.
Mr.. Howells couched his admoni.
ton in terms Of delicate originality.
Two critics." he said to the young
man. were. discussing certain au-
thor"
ellis laurels,' said the first critic.
already seem faded and bedraggled.'
That the other critics agreed.
IL because he has been resting on
them .'"-Washington Post.
The Keota news., 1914-03-27
the BEST Treatment FOR
ITCHING SCALPS, DANDRuFF'
AND FALLING HAIR

TO allay itching and irritation Of the
scalp. prevent dry. thin and falling
hair, remove crusts. scales and dan
druA, and promote the growth and
beauty Of the hair. the following sps-
cial treatment IL most effective. agree
able and economical. On retiring.
comb the hair out straight all around.
then begin at the side and make
parting. gently rubbing Cuticura Oint-
ment into the parting with bit OF
soft flannel held over the end Of the
finger. Anoint additional partings
about half an inch apart until the
whole scalp has been treated. the pur-
pose being to get the Cuticura Oint-
ment on the scalp skin rather than on
tho hair. It 10 we'll to place light
covering over tho hair to protect the
pillow from possible stain. The next
morning, shampoo with Cuticura Soap
and hot water. shampoos alone may
be used ~ often ~ agreeable. but
once or twice . month II generally
sufficient for this special treatment
for women's hair. :.
Cuticura Soap and Ointment sold
throughout the world. Sample of each
free, with SEP. Skin Book. Address post
card "Cuticura, Dept. L. Boston. ADV.
The Keota news., 1914-03-27
On Dangerous Ground.

Take this book home and read 1t,
"A Cigarette Makers Romance II the
title Of the work"
Il wouldn't dare take 1t into the
house."
But it 10 . very nne book. assure
YOU"
1T would remind father that he
has quit smoking and everything OF
that sort makes him very grouchy."
The Keota news., 1914-03-27
No Music for Him.

william (who has been persuaded 70
contribute to our annual c0nceft)-
Can ZEE tin1kle Warmers Boy" miss
Squire's Daughter - Have you
brought your music7
William-Music! don't sing BY mu'
sic. sings by hearsay.-London Opin'
ion.
The Keota news., 1914-03-27
Fireplaces.

fJf0p1Ac01.
"Fireplaces." says woman archi'
tect. should be placed on the In
side walls and grouped together. for
this arrangement keeps the heat In
the house and provides that. when
one fire is lighted and the flues get
warmed the other fires all light and
draw better"
The Keota news., 1914-03-27

Temporary Maoazlnes.
The eternal fitness OF things
In this life oft may vary.
Powder sometimes rests upon
Shoulders not military.
The Keota news., 1914-03-27

Dropping . Hint.
Redd-He's the greatest man for
dropping hints. A}r
Greene-That's small business.
Redd-Oh, I don't know. He was
out in his aeroplane. yesterday, and
he dropped his anchor, and as he went
whizzing along the anchor hit every
thing 1t came in contact with.
Greene-But what has that to DO
with dropping hint?
Redd-Why, don't you see? Drop
ping the anchor was q hint that he
wanted to come down.
The Keota news., 1914-03-27

No civIIlty.
"This is what they call civil suit"
You'd never think 1t to hear the
way the lawyers are talking to each
other"
The Keota news., 1914-03-27
An Old Plan.

An Old Plan.
What do you think Of the new
proft-sharing plan?"
That's not new. We've had It In
our house for years"
You've had 1t in your house?"
Yes, every time win money at
cards I have to give my wife hall"
The Keota news., 1914-03-27

Patience-I see Dean George
Hodges, of Harvard Theological
school, says the world never was So
cially better than it is now.
Patrice-Tn bet anything that
George tangoes.
The Keota news., 1914-03-27

Only Ono 'BRoMO QUININE"
To get the genuine, cali for full name. LAXA.
TIVE BROMO OUININR. Look for signature OF
z, w. GROVE. Cures Cold In One Day. 3Sc.
The Keota news., 1914-03-27

Consider the man who is always on
ing for the other man.
The Keota news., 1914-03-27

II Ought To-.
Bacon--Is your daughter interested
In neighborhood improvement work.
Egbert-Oh, yes.
What is she doing"
Taking singing lessons"
Gee! I can't see how that's help
Ing the neighbors much"
"You can't? Doesn't 1t make EN-
forget their other troubles?"
The Keota news., 1914-03-27

The fool-killer doesn't exist. II he
did there would be no tomorrow's
wall flowers.
The Keota news., 1914-03-27

Red Cross Bag Blue. much better. goes
farther than liquid blue. Get from any
good grocer. Adv.
The Keota news., 1914-03-27

IS. Womsn's Societies.
Mr.. Flatt-What IL this 8. p. q. G.
hear 80 much about3
Mrs. Flatt-Oh. that's the Society
to Prevent Useless Giving.
well, they ought to change It to
8. p. U. T."
What would that bot"
"Society for Prevention Of Useless
Talking"
The Keota news., 1914-03-27
Hard Work.

Hard Work.
Church-Was that her pay envelope
you Just handed to your stenographer !
Gotham-Yes.
How much was In IT."
"Ten dollars"
"You ought to raise her wages"
Il just did. The SO was all l could
raise"
The Keota news., 1914-03-27

Exactly.
what do you think Of the fop in
my new farce?"
"Oh, he's a dandy character"
The Keota news., 1914-03-27

Any man who can make money can
make friends. but he can't always
keep either.
The Keota news., 1914-03-27

Putnam Fadeless DYED do not stain
the hands. Adv.
The Keota news., 1914-03-27

Applicant Give me q position ~
proofreader-we1l get along all right
Magazine Editor - What do you
mean!
Applicant Well. whenever you
make any mistakes In the magasine,
just blame 1t on me. and I'll never say
. word.
The Keota news., 1914-03-27

Doctor up that Cough-Dean's Mentho-
coughs and colds 80 at Druggists.
The Keota news., 1914-03-27
Better Than crusadIna.

00Stof nan VrU0NoIH0s
In tho days Of old the knights were bold.
And minstrels went round thrumminS;
Life was romantic then. I'm told.
But me for modern plumbing.
The Keota news., 1914-03-27

II you would avoid indigestion shun
the person who delights in telling bad
news. Ee
The Keota news., 1914-03-27

Good deeds never die, but lots Of
them seem to 60 into . trance.
Arizona republican., 1914-05-15
repairing these garments Many hours

repairing these garments. Many hours were spent by Mrs Zimmerman. mat ron Of the w. c. T. U. home, in assist ing in fitting the children.
 Thirty garments which could not be used by the school children were given to the Salvation Army.
 After short talks from a number of the members the meeting closed by all repeating the Lords Prayer.
 On Saturday afternoon, May 9. ten of the members of the w. C. T. U. met at the home of Mrs. Thomas Baycroft, in little surprise party to Mrs. A. J. Bell on her 18th birthday
 Mrs. Braxton had charge of the af fair which was much enjoyed by all, especially Mrs. Bell, the guest of honor. The refreshments consisted of two kinds of pie, bread and butter and tea. The table was prettily decorated with flowers. Three of the ladies were older than Mrs. Bell. all three being over eighty years old
Arizona republican., 1914-05-15
"JtEMS" WAS VICTIM
 0F BAD ADVICE
The Pursuit of it Set Him Back
 Twenty Days

A measure of the punishment which Ananias and Sapphira his wife fell upon '"Jeems7 Erwards yesterday. "Jeems" is colored. highly colored. He is of hue that meerschaum pipe could not attain under constant use in thousand years. "Jeems" was charged with rolling a man by the name of Lockett and stealing $4. The finger of circumstance pointed so di- rectly at "Jeems" that he was prompt ly arrested and he as promptly admit ted to Lockett that he had been his despoiler and he made the same ad- mission to Constable Murphy when he was taking him to joil
 But when on Wednesday he was brought before Justice Johnstone he denied all knowledge of the crime and denied that he had made any admis- sion to his victim or the officer. In dis gust. the justice remanded him for sentence yesterday. When "Jeems" was brought Tn he signified to the court that he would like to indulge in brief speech, the tenor of which was the expression of a hope that the court would be easy.
 T will be lenient' replied the court. T would have been more lenient if you had told the truth. You did tell the truth when you were arrested. You admitted to Lockett and Constable Murphy that you stole this money. But after you got in jail. those thieves and scoundrels. as they always do. advised you to deny everything, They think
Arizona republican., 1914-05-15
MONEY ORDERS ALL SAME CASH, NEW POSTAL ORDER
Blue Slips Can Be Turned Into Finserable Coin At Any Post
 office By Late Rule

Postal money orders will be prac- tically the same as cash after July 1, for. according to the order of the department, any office can cash or ders on any other office, if present. ed within thirty days from the date of issuance. This order also pro- hibits the issue of applications for duplicates, on lost money orders within thirtysix days after the is- sue of the original. This is to pre- vent a man cashing an order in say. Tempe, and then claiming at the Phoenix office that he lost the slip, and taking out new one The thirty days will be enough time for the two offices to check up their accounts, and forestall frauds
 The new system is designed to facilitate the transaction of business
Arizona republican., 1914-05-15
BOSTON O[')|'! 'l STUPD

little one is exposed to some terrible ordeals Then again there is the love of the daughter of the chief of savages who hold the hero prisoner
 When in the course of the story the wife and husband are united and the savage girl realizes her love for the hero is hopeless, her affection turns to hatred and desire for ven-
 geance. It is, through her plots and machinations that the little family are exposed to dangers that almost result in their destruction. Thus love plays the real important part in this drama of life in the wilds of India, where the other actors are man. eating tigers, elephants, water buff falo and savage tribesmen. Be
 tween Savage and Tiger" will prove one of George Kleine's biggest money makers because its appeal has no
Arizona republican., 1914-05-15
STORY 0F LOVE ID WHICH
 TERR0Rs 0F JUNGLE ADD

All jungle and animal pictures in the past have been limited to the visualization of wild animal life in it's native quarter, showing their de- struction or capture by hunters George Klene's photo drama. Be tween Savage and Tiger" however goes a step further. It not only shows the animals and terrors of the jungle, but also relates an absorbing story of love and heroism that en- lists the interest in the beginning and holds it fast until the very last picture fades upon the screen. The jungle episodes. while thrilling enough to satisfy the most exacting demands for thrills and excitement are subsidiary to the love interests Herein the great Cines Company of Italy have shown the master mind, for after all, love is the handspring of life itself
 In Between Savage and TigeS' there is the love between the hero and his wife, which prompts the lat ter to brave the perils of India to find her husband. The child love for and of the little daughter whose sweetness endears her to everyone with whom she comes in contact and draws into their life history a bluff old sailor who proves their best friend in many dangerous situations. The child interest also has a potent influence on the spectators for the
Arizona republican., 1914-05-15
W, C. I. J. PLANS FOR
 GOOD TIME THURSDAY

Mrs Zimmerman had charge of the devotional exercises. consisting ol song, scripture reading and prayer or the Woman's Christian Temperance Union meeting yesterday afternoon at 227 w. Monroe St.
 Then followed the business session, presided over by the president, Mrs Wing, in which Mrs. Braxton gave fine report of the W. C. T. U. meeting held at Cartwright by Mrs. Gammage and Mrs Clark reported for the even Ing meeting.
 discussion of the banquet to be given by the Reds and the Blues in the recent contest resulted in plans for an all day meeting at Mrs. McKee's on next Tuesday. This meeting will take the place of the regular Thursday meeting and a large attendance is de- sired. All who expect to go out. on the street car should take the ten o'clock Glendale car and Mrs. Braxton plans to be on the car to conduct the ladies to the Mckee residence Each member is asked to take lunch for two and an enjoyable time is predicted. Visitors are invited.
 Miss Barber then took charge of the meeting and a very interesting pro- gram was rendered. Mrs. BraXton. chairman of the committee gave the following report of local missionary work
 Garments furnished public school schildren from october 1st to May 15th 490.
 Four days were spent in making and
Arizona republican., 1914-05-15

bounds. It will be eagerly seen and enjoyed by young and old of all sexes and stations. The first pre- sentation here will be at noon today at the Lamara. The engagement continues for two days.
 Manager Barncord yesterday re- ceived from the manager of the Eureka theater in Fl Paso where the picture has been showing for the past few days and it says that nothing in the days and it says that nothing in picture line that has been here yet has equaled Savage and Tiger. The man. agement also suggests that patrons at tend the afternoon performances as there are likely to be less crowds in the afternoon than at night hence greater comfort for the ladies and children The first show begins prOmDtly at noon
Arizona republican., 1914-05-15

that is smart. If you had stuck to the truth, 1 would have sentenced you to fifteen days for stealing. I will still sentence you to that time and I will give you twenty days more for lying, thirty five days
 As "Jeems" was being led back to jail he observed to the constable Mis- to Murphy, An aint got nothin' agin you fer l tole you what you said An did. Dat jedge. he shure guessed all right what dem fokes in de jail tole me to say
Arizona republican., 1914-05-15
QUITE A SOCIAL EVENT

Mabel, I'm drawn on the Grand Jury
 So am I. Gertrude"
 Our responsibilities will be heavy" T realize that. What shall we wear?"--Livingstone Lance
Arizona republican., 1914-05-15
FEMlNlSM IN TURKEY

Turkish women have revolted against the traditionary restrictions of dress. They want to get rid of the trousers. it seem, and wear skirts as the men do-Cleveland Plain Dealer.
Arizona republican., 1914-05-15

through the mails. There is only one requirement., and that is the satis- factory identification of the man who would cash an order.
Arizona republican., 1914-05-15

Hire little salesman at G'he Rc- publican office. A Want Ad will see more customers than you can,
The day book. [volume] (Chicago, Ill.) 1911-1917, 1914-04-01

minutes found himself the guest of
the famous airman in his biplane. in
which he was given a fight several
times. Further introductions took
place and the prince enjoyed after
wards the hospitality of many titled
people.
But later, in the week, when So
ciety with a big 81 had time to
look up Lord Stanton Hope" and the
CROWN prince of Wurtemburg," it
was discovered there are no such per-
sons in existence!
The day book. [volume] (Chicago, Ill.) 1911-1917, 1914-04-01

Grahame-W White now admits a
great hoax was played upon him and
the English nobility in general. 'But,
so far as 1, personally, am concern
ed, he, added, mo harm was done
except I'm minus the fee the prince
should have paid me! No, we have
taken no steps to discover the two
'fakers,' nor will we. They were really
charming fellows, you know, and no
one could have detected the differ
ence between them and any sure
enough royalty"
The day book. [volume] (Chicago, Ill.) 1911-1917, 1914-04-01
THE CONFESSIONS OF A WIFE
his BEAUTIFUL EYES"

IFUL EYES
life because she, too, probably saw
the light that was never on land or
sea- in Bill Tenney's eyes"
What do you mean?" asked Mol
lie, quickly.
bill Tenney, Mollie, is not free to
look into, love or interest himself in
any girls eyes. He is still married to
a woman who loves him, but who
has had to separate herself from him
because of his attentions to another
woman. He has ruined the reputa-
ton of many girls and lately has be-
come so notorious in his fiirtations
than even his best friends are fight
ing shy of him. In his heart he knew
that he was compromising you by
taking you for drive in his motor.
He also knew you were perfectly in
nocent of wrong intent. But his idea
of honor did not keep him from try
ing again to experience the exquisite
pleasure of seeing interest bud into
longings in the innocent eyes of
girl"
But Dick invited him to our table
the other night and introduced me to
him himselfw For which Master
Dick shall again hear from me,
thought.
Eyes, Margie, that is the way ofthe
world. Just few nights before 1
stopped to speak to one of the girls
that Bill Tenney had compromised
with his attentions and Dick was
furious at me, but he thoughtlessly
put you, the sister he loves as much
- =
The day book. [volume] (Chicago, Ill.) 1911-1917, 1914-04-01

CROWN prince of Wurtemburg," it
was discovered there are no such per-
sons in existence!
THE CONTEST
-. his BEAU
Copyright, 1914, by the Newspaper
Enterprise Association.
Chapter CIVIL.
1t was Harry Symone calling over
the wire telling me that Dick had
promised to come over to his house
to dinner and that he. would send a
car for me.
After l had told Harry 1 would be
ready at. six, l went back to Mollie,
wondering what should say to her.
l did not want to be a spoil sport,
neither did want to give her the i'm
preston that all the world was bad.
l presume l still had-a relic of that
old foolish idea that our daughters
must be kept in ignorance of all the
pitfalls and temptations of life as
long as possible. We burn our COM
mon sense on the pyre of innocence,
which is only Ignorance.
But when got back to where Mol
lie was sitting, question from her
settled matters -
Don't you think Mr.. Tenney has
beautiful eyes, Margie?" she asked.
81 never noticed them particularly,
but am sure if his eyes have fine
expression it is very insincere," l an
swered shortly.
You don't like him?" exclaimed
Mollie, in surprise.
81 don't know him well enough to
like or dislike him, Mollie, but l do
know very well girl-a girl much
older than you, dear, who nearly
made a big mistake and ruined her
Evening journal., 1914-10-10
'DR.S. {. MITCHELL
is INAUGURATED.
WOMEN 5 COLLEGE
DEDICATED Today.

Special to THE EVENING JOURNAL.
NEWARK, Oct 10.--In the presence
Of large crowd Of visitors. DR.. Sam
uel Chiles Mitchell was inaugurated
president of Delaware College at II
o'clock this morning, and at o'clock
this afternoon the new Women's Col
lege, affiliated with Delaware College,
was dedicated and Miss Winifred j.
Robinson was installed as dean. The
joint celebration attracted one OF the
largest crowds of visitors in the his
tory OF Delaware College.
The visitors included Governor
Charles r. Miller and staff, members
of the judiciary State officials, mem
bers of the Legislature and many
other especially invited guests. Every
looking after visitors and all those
who desired we're shown through the
various buildings of the two insti-
tutions. Judging from the number OF
visitors from other States, the affair
was one of almost national impor-
tance, as representatives from prob
ably forty colleges and universities
from twelve different States were in
attendance.
The Inauguration Of President
Mitchell, the thirteenth president
since the college was first organized
in 1884, and the fifth since il was re-
opened in 1870. was of special i'm
portance The large pillars and the
stands I'm front of the Oratory were
decorated with the college colors,
frIr
procession formed on the athletic
field and marched to the stands, head
I ed by the college band and the cadet
corps. All of the seats we're occu-
pied and there we're several hundred
visitors who we're compelled to stand
Chancellor Charles NJ. Curtis, a
member Of the board Of trustees, pre-
sided at the inaugural exercises and
made a short address. Music was
furnished by the college band and
the invocation was said by Bishop
Frederick j. Kinsman. DR.. George
w. Marshall, representing the board
of trustees: DR.. George A. Harter,
representing the faculty; Judge Vic
tor B. Woolley, representing the al
umni, and Henry Ridgely. represent
ing the state Board of Education, all
made short addresses.
After these addresses, Chancellor
Curtis installed President Mitchell
with a few remarks who later re-
sponded Dr. Mitchells address was
OF special interest and told of the
possibilities OF Delaware College in
the future.
AT noon luncheon was served TO all
visitors in the college gymnasium.
Dedication of Women's College.
The dedication of the new Women's
Continued on Page Two.