The Washington times., 1914-01-12
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Bugs" Baer Contributes
His Original Witticisms
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A LITTLE OF EVERY
HERE IN WASHINGTON WE
START \ BASEBALL GAME BY
OUT a. NEW BALI. IN
CINCINNATI THEY BEGIN A GAME
BY THROWING OUT "A NEW MAN
AGER
Ned Hanlon says that Connie MACK
is tightSad and that players on the
Yankees get bigger salaries than the
elephants stars. HIM. posslblee so:
but have any Yankee balltossers ever
been on the front end Of the world
series. coin? Or the rear end. for that
matter. Or any end?
Ty Cobb says that. he VIII cover rnoge
ground this season than ever before.
We may look for some black eyes in
the upper pavilion. at that rate.
Tinker refused to become a Dodser,
but nc is pretty good one, at that.
1T WOULD BE WRONG TO SAY
THAT WALTER JOHNSON WILL
JOIN THE FEDERAL LEAGUE.
BUT SAY THAT THE FEDERAL
LEAGUE Will JOIN :. WALTER;
JOHNSON. AND YOU HAVE IT COR
RECT.
The Federal League wifi not be a
big league until the mHgnates and man
ayers hold banquet, and have a fash
III 81, foLy
out any eyes in il.
What becomes of the eyes in fash
light picture?
They disappear. But. then, so do the
eats and drinks. And the smokes.
They are going to do away with the
intentional pass. Don't know whether
this means on the diamond or at the
turnstile.
The intentional pass is a good thing.
wood, wife of Congressman Sherwood.
who has been suffering from paralysis.
Adults of the socialist sunday
School were entertained by ,fifty-two
children Of the school at the meeting at
Pythian Temple on Sunday night Or.
Riley D.. Moore gave a short talk. The
entertainment was in charge of Miss
Julia Parks, superintendent of the
school.
Charles w. Darr will address the
Northeast Washington Citizens Asso-
citation tonight at Northeast Temple.
Twelfth and III streets, on the subject
of public utilities.
Memorial services of kaIIipoIis
GrOtto. No. 10, NJ. o. V. z. j.. r., for
Jesse f. Grant, former monarch. were
held at odd Fellows Hall on Sunday.
Addresses were made by Chief Justice
Hawkins, of the grotto: the Rev. Hugh
Il. Stevenson, and others.
"Thc Parallels OF the Lost was the
subject of an address ~ Miss Mary Z.
Peck, at vesper services he'd Sunday
afternoon at the Y. VIC \. Announces
ment was made that Miss Mary George
White one of the bridesmaids at the
Wilson-Sayre wedding, would speak
next Sunday.
James Hugh keely, Phi. D.. spoke
on -Four Hundred Years Ago and
Now at the meeting Ok the washing
ton Secular Ieague at I'Sthian Temple.
Sunday afternoon. In consideration Of
the advantages of 100 years ago, the
speaker said. the achievements of that
time oyershadow those OF the present
day.
Congressman Robert Crosser, of
Ohio will speak on The Economics Of
Religion AT a lecture held at the
Public Library tonight at O'Clock,
under auspices of the WomEn's Single
Tax Club of the District.
Plans for raising $4,000 frnd for
the erection of Il new church building
will be discussed at n meeting of the
members of the First baptist Church,
of Clarendca, Va, or January 2h
EsThe Problem of Goethe's Faust
was the subject OF SR address by Prof.
Arnold w. -Spanhoofd. of IN. Wash.
ington high schools at AIl Souls Uni
tartan Church on Sunday night The
was held under the auspices
of the Young Peoples Religions
Union.