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Atlanta Georgian. [volume] (Atlanta, Ga.) 1912-1939, 1914-01-09
Up-to-Date Jokes

Mr.. Lloyd George has been telling
some stories bearing on his own un-
popularity With his political oppo-
rCnts, one OF them is about q man
WHO was presented with testimonial
for saving someone from. drowning.
The hero modestly deprecated the
praises showered upon him.
Really, l have done very little to
deserve this reward" he said. Il saw
the man struggling in the water, and,
as no one else was by, | knew he
would he drowned II didn't save
him. SO | jumped in. swan out to
him turned him over to make sure
that ne wasn't LLOYD George, and
then pulled him out"
Razor comfortable"
No reply
shave YOU pretty close
No reply
"DNou tnuA Yale VIII Win this
YEAR"
No reply
Very warm for November"
No rculN
Terrible fire in tac city las, nigh.
WASH, IT d"
No TpU'N
Shampoo
80 reply
jas. 4 it1o o5y Wm?"
SuU uo reply Nui 'hc barber >at
down greatly refrcs 1cd lie head iG-,
been shaving H.mSe'I
Atlanta Georgian. [volume] (Atlanta, Ga.) 1912-1939, 1914-01-09
You Can Begin This
Great Story To-day
by Reading This
First

The opening scene is laid on the
Yacht Bachelor, owned by Nevil In
graham. He has arranged Yacht
ing trip. inviting Mr.. and Mrs. Pack
ard, Mr. and Mrs. Frost and Mr., and
Mrs Updegraf Mrs. Updegraf is
InErahams sister. who has quar-
relied with her husband She ar.
riVes not knowing that he also Is to
De n passenger. Packard arrives,
bringing with him woman COM
pdnIon, not hnowing that Mrs,
Packard was . be on board. In
erahant and Packard are in a panic
Over the situation. The woman
who calls herself Mrs. Oliver. is
clever enough to make it appear
that she Is a friend of Ingrahams
and that she expected to meet her
husband on the boat. 4 bridge
party is arranged for. But first
Racie Cpdcgraf berates Ingraham,
her brother, for bringing her and
her husband together again. The
bridge game is held, and Mrs. Oliver
proves herself an expert Mrs Oliver
cRptiVates the women on board, much
to the horror Of Packard and Ingraham
are alone she tells him that her sui
case is in his stateroom and she Is
afraid his wife will find it. Both try
to get ii, but are disturbed by the ar.
rival of Frost, who wants to chat witt
Mrs. Oliver, Later the three wives get
together and begin discussing Mrs Oil
yer. Racic tpdegraf declares she likes
her very much.
Atlanta Georgian. [volume] (Atlanta, Ga.) 1912-1939, 1914-01-09

"Anything-a pair of gloves"
Done said Inky
Defiantly the woman faced HIM
Even in this moment her air of quiet
good breeding did not desert her
and her voice was soft cadenced and
musical
You're going to toll me that your
boat won't accommodate as many
guests as you had supposed and that
during the remainder of your trip
you will have to forego the pleasure
of my society"
Ingraham spread out his fingers.
II only wear seven and half
though YOU mightn't think it."
DO you mean I've lost? You we're
not going to say that? Perhaps not
now that I've said it for YOU" ended
Mrs. Oliver proudly
On. come now said Inky quickly
he had seen the sensitive lips trem-
BILE and then hold themselves firm
And he had not thought that u
woman like that" could know proud
dignity. You don't think Id shut
fle about bet-do you, Mrs. oliver"
II beg your pardon. Seven and a
half. And now what was it you We're
going to say to me-
Very gently the man answered her
Instead of asking you to leave | was
going to ask if you'd tell me how you
happened to come
Like the Rest.
SIN dod,nt,,. alo ,...,...,. .s...-,..
NJ o. p' usa''aii'I s'e ie.i'eu surrey
"Ges-but after all he gave his YER
sion-not yours
She looked ar him intentI,. for .
moment "That's kind Of yoIi-tbat's
very kind
Mr. Packard made . dro,drnI
blunder-T cant 500 ,ot nov, r.
told mo thar no had tho lam oe =.
friends vacht ovar the vyoel.-end and
that there N,ouId he no ono h,,t on.
selves, He ConIdn't have Known On,
no thourbt no u,as taIEino mo ~,
pharheIor na,.tv-hou. En,ri1,1o, tt.,,.a
I come 10 tba+-to no raIyon fo,, ~
SORT Of woman who Zoos on hncb o J,r
partins rowd, ,nlgSr chonnranro
drinLino affairs ~, -
"Packy's an idiot told hin, that ."
,,.,,,r,,,,tc., I,,,,at W." ''''i '"a''
"you tbinl5 'tLo ,,..'' 40 ,ieeono,,,, J.,
tween NV con1ina uith ''i i,i,,, '' n1o, De
and nv coming Gin Mn, ~, e. ,,a,,.,.
Ar I1oraba,, 81 Io., '"t ,, ~ ,
own Hfe-r'n ansy,o,,hIo ~ ~ ,, %
y don't adbore IN tbn ,tohIi. T,
codn Of morale hrt 7 100 s.,n,,in,,.
Of nv, own load a n|1io+ oYrr"si,'r,
riro1 ' ''''''' NV '"''''
Tho ,,,,, .,rs,,.oro,1 90, c,,.,,,1.,,. 49,,
eimnI, as inc yvor,ar Iorsaif. " "''"
h,It Won do load if 1000, MI,
Y,. nou w. ,'au ~, Moliuei WIN
dor We, nii,,5,, ,'''''''' u 'o''oSi'9 = Won
'Vi WHY
can say mat J took 1t up dclib-
erHtelN-or That II is what | should
Atlanta Georgian. [volume] (Atlanta, Ga.) 1912-1939, 1914-01-09

me right or combined tete de negre ana SOIL gray
me foundation material is supple plush in the deep
brown shade. There Is small coat OF the type so
dear TO the dainty Parsienne. This lie bolero that
blouses and is caught at the waist by a shaped cir
die OF the material The sleeves are long fitted and
without armholes. The fronts have wide button
holes piped in gray satin from which come buttons
OF gray and white agate. The waistcoat is of gray
charmeuse. with a small turned down collar which
opens over drape OF white tulle
The skirt has most unusual tunic which ex
tends In deep points at the side and lengthens at
the back. At the middle front It turns back in
deep box plat. which shows the lining of gray
Charmeuse.
Smart details complete this distinctive costume
The hat is hartng sailor shape. with pheasants'
breast in notified gray and brown SET Aarins across
the upturned front brm. The furs are of mole fox
and the patent leather boots have tops OF gray
cloIh-OITl ETTE o.
Atlanta Georgian. [volume] (Atlanta, Ga.) 1912-1939, 1914-01-09

-f-O-DAI'S model on the left is a charming after
noon frock of Bordeaux satin. This rich
shade lends itself TO simplicity of style
Tor texture and color wonderful that over
ornamentation would spoil the effect The bodice is
a kimono gathered in front and opened broadly
over crossed vest of gray and white tafeta ribbon
The reVers that edge the front of Bordeaux
velvet, as are the bands that finish the three.quar.
ter sleeves
About the waist is draped girdle OF satin
topped by narrow band Of velvet and finished In
the centre front by square buckle OF the same
material
The tunic of charmeuse hangs with round plats
from the waist, and woven through it at about
thirds of its length is broad selT-coored velvet
ribbon which fastens in pump bow at the front
The skirt is drawn UP in draped fuiness under this
bow.
wonderful afternoon gown is this costume on
Atlanta Georgian. [volume] (Atlanta, Ga.) 1912-1939, 1914-01-09

To Be Continued Tomorrow.
Atlanta Georgian. [volume] (Atlanta, Ga.) 1912-1939, 1914-01-09
The Best Corrective

and preventive Of the numerous
ailments caused by defective
or irregular action Of the Or
gans Of ligestion-is found
in the safe, speedy, certain
and time-tested home remedy
Atlanta Georgian. [volume] (Atlanta, Ga.) 1912-1939, 1914-01-09
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From he psy by Anne Crawford r7exner
now running at the Comedy Theatre. Ncw YORK
CITY, Copyright. 1913, by international News
Racie spoke with grimness that
was foreign to her nature. u found
Tom holding Mrs. divers hand. And
here she comes now
For still on the trail of the trunk
Mrs Oliver was returning to the
cabin.
Leave US together dear
And Racie fled as Mrs. ,Oliver came
back-to her hour of reckoning.
Pardon me-MTs. Oliver-can YOU
spare me moment" asked her host,
Mrs. oliver made as If to pass him
and then. seeing that her hour had
indeed come, she drew herself up
proudly-and prepared to drink the
cup her own hands had hrewed
A Wager
Certainly, Mr. lu2laEam. can
spare YOU as many minutes as YOU
like-bu, ! can save sou several"
How can You do that
She replied with digrit. that mus:
serve to saNe the hurt shr was pre-
pared To receive II know what yuu
want 20 SAY TO me.
VITA determined '..hIrrsz ue re-
piled 10 his gallant Joe What viii
You wager You doc"
The Huttig news., 1914-05-16
Civil Service Examination.

Competitive examinations for the position of rural letter carrier on the new rural route to be estab- lished out of Junction City will be held at Fl Dorado and Junction City on Saturday, June Is. Only residents who receive their mail from an office in this county will be eligible, but if you pass satis- factory examination you will be eli- gible for any route established in the county. Application blanks and circulars of information may be obtained from the postmasters at Fl Dorado or Junction City, or Civil Service Commissioner, Wash ington, DC.
The Huttig news., 1914-05-16

makes a good hay crop. The sor- ghum doesn benefit the land. but
 the COW pea. the velvet bean and
 soy bean do. The two latter add
 lots of nitrogen to the soil, and. that IS the eostliest element required to make rich soil. Every farm should have a potato patch Afsar the potatoes are dug do not let the land lie idle. but plant it to an other crop. Several crops can be grown after potatoes. If in doubt a4,out what to try, fall back on the old re- liable COW pea. Every farm sho,lle
 have either alfalfa or clover OH it
 It IS not every farm that wi l grcy
 alfalfa but most of them ". II aroy 1 some of the clovers. Pre- pare some land for cloves and sew i ] this fall. You cannot do letter than try some bu, clover. .Alsyke clover is good for wet land and is good for pasture and hay Crimson clover is soil builder that is hard
The Huttig news., 1914-05-16
HUTElG SCHOOL C.OSLS
With Interesting Program Rendered by the Pupils at the Methodist ChcrCh
 Friday Night.

The most successful term of the Huttig Public School closed on last Friday night with a program ren- dered by the pupils which was greatly appreciated by an audience that taxed the capacity of the Methodist church. large number being required to stand. The pro- gram follows which reflects credit upon both teachers and pupils:
 Introductory Remarks Prof. L. s. Herrink.
 Address of Welcome Miss Maud McCuller.
 Song If We Were You and You Was Us''' Pupils of st, 2nd, 5rd and 4tb grades.
 Recitation The Eve of the Battle of Waterloo ia Brussels Miss Helen Thompson.
 Song The Keel Ro~s-Pupils of 5th and 9th grades.
 Swing Song Pupils of lst and 2nd grades.
 Recitation When I Had the Measles Year Ago - Harold Moore.
 Quartette-M Misses Maud Nc Cutler. Nellie Pollard, Gladys Ter rell and Blanche Benson.
 Recitation sPhil's Complaint Robert Holtsford.
 May Pole Dfill@Twelve Young Ladies.
 Song My Hearts in the High and''-Pupils of 5th, 9th, Eth and 9th grades.
 Recitation Boys Rights" Lide Jeffus.
 Recltation-s Billie and Nellie Miss Clara Hendrixson.
 Pantomine lis the Last Rose of Summer Misses Maud McCul. Ter. Nellie Pollard. Reita Reagan Pearlie Chancellor, Annie Sims Gladys Terrell and Pearl Cole. Sung by Miss Martin.
The Huttig news., 1914-05-16

men of today to see that their children are given every opportu- nity to cope with the world ard be fitted to earn their way and attain honor. Their is only one way that this can be accomplished and that is by giving them the very best ed ucation possible and using the very latest and best methods, apparatus and instructors that can be secured. These can be secured by consoi- dation and in nc other way, as the two districts when working singly are hindered in so many ways, such as having to hire teachers for small classes. or each teacher has so many classes that they are com pelled to neglect nearly all of them or give them such short time that nothing is accomplished.
 It is the hope of both boards that consolidation will be voted at both places and the community have one of the finest schools in the state in few years time.
The Huttig news., 1914-05-16
Weekly Letter of John Il. Pace.

We have had too much rain re- gently and this has thrown many of the farmers behind with their work. At some time during the spring we always have too much rain, and it would serve us mighty we'll if we would always keep this in mind and prepare for it the best we can. During the good weather we can make note of good many odd jobs that we can do on rainy days. By making list of them we will soon find that the rainy days come in profitably and the time is not lost.
 During wet weather the grass and weeds grow rapidly and are hard to kill. Use the harrow cross wise of the rows on the corn and cotton after the plants are up. Do not start the harrow early h the morning, tut wait until nine or ten o'clock. The young plants are tougher after the sun shines on them awhile and will not break down so easily. Do not blow when the ground is too wet. It is time thrown away and often does more harm than good. Better use the hoe than blow when the ground is wet. It is costlier. but pays the best. Hoe-madescorn IS hi h priced corn but is better than no corn at all.
 Plant some COW Ieas. velvet beans or soy beans this month If you can't plant this month. make arrangements for next month. Set aside the land for one or more of these crops. Don't forget the sor- ghum patch either. It is needed to make molasses and also to fur nish good pasture for hogs later on. Cow peas and sorghum together
The Huttig news., 1914-05-16
Tax Assessors Notice.

The tax assessor will be at the following places in Lapile township on the dates named for the purpose of assessing personal property ano poll tax. You should call on hin and save paying a penalty for fail ing to assess.
 Huttig Monday. June 8. and Tuesday. June 9. until l a. m.
 Felsenthal Tuesday, June 9 after l p. m.
 Lapila "Wednesday. June 10.
 Strong g-Thursday and Friday June l and l2.
The Huttig news., 1914-05-16
fyes Sunken With Pain.

Three years ago had a very bad spell of neuralgia which caused my eyes to become sunken and blood shot with pain. Hunts Lightning Oil was recommended and, after using. the pain left and has not re- turned: says A. M Coffey, 316 Van Buren St.. Litchfield, III. This wonderful medicine is sold by all druggists everywhere. A. B. Rich ards Medicine Co.,, Sherman, Tex.
The Huttig news., 1914-05-16
Notice.

The Union Saw Mill Company will pay $5o.oo as reward to any one, not in it's employ, who will fur nish information from which any person shall be convicted of depre- datlng or trespassing upon the tim Der of said Company.
 This lst, day of February, 9O6.
 UNION SAW MILL Go.
 By F. w. Scott,
 Secy. and Treas
The Huttig news., 1914-05-16

 to equal and makes a fine crop
 By all means take care of the calves and pigs. There are fewer cattle in Arkansas today than for the past twenty-five years. This is a fact. You know what 1t means. Keep the COWS and hefer calves especially. We need them for breeding purposes. One acre of Arkansas land ean be made to sus- 1ain one COW and yet we haven't an
 average of one head to every forty
 acres. The Lord gave the lnjunc-
 tioa to his people to multiply and
 replenish the earth. As a Chris
 tian people we are obedient to this |comrnand and so Arkansas is a ' land of babies. Now ali we need 1 to make and keep this d land of milk and honey is to supply the milk Hence one of the demands 1 for more and better cattle.
 JOHN H. PACE.
 Commissioned Of Agriculture.
The Huttig news., 1914-05-16
Not tit for 1 ladies.

Public sentiment should b ( against it and we believe it is there can be no reason why ladies should suffer with headaches anc neuralgia, especially when Hunts Lightning Oil gives such prompt relief. It is simply question oi getting the ladies to try it. All druggists sell Hunts Lightning Oi in 25c and Soc bottles A. B Richards Medicine Go, Sherman Texas.
The Huttig news., 1914-05-16
Skin Disease Cured.

Hunts Cure is the name of the remedy which is absolutely guar anteed to cure all forms of skin disease or the purchase price promptly refunded. Wonderful re- suits are obtained by it's use, curing cases that would not yield to other treatment. Ask your druggist. A. B. Richards Medicine Co.,, Sher- man. Texas.
The Huttig news., 1914-05-16
MEI DFATH ACCIDENTALLY.
W. W. Gathri3ht Lost iiis Life Last iiotday Afternoon While at Work at
 No. l Mill.

At l:45 o'clock Monday after 1 noon while attempting to Gtoss n front of the log carriage a No. | mill, w w. Gathright. millWrght, was thrown into the saw and cut so badly that he died at 4.2z o'clock. after everything known to medical science had been done to save his life.
 He was conscious until the end but realized that he could not live.
 He sent tor Manager F. w Scott and told him that no one but hin- self was to blame for the accident and also sent for J. c. Blidges. clerk of Sweet Bay Camp w O.. w., in which he carried a 2.600 policy, and seemed much reliev d when assured taat he WIS in good standing and that his family would receive that amount. He also had a talk with Rev. J. R Rushing and told him all was well with hls soul
 His wife a d three children, the oldest of whom is about 10 years. were visiting with her parents near Strong and could not be com auni- cated with in tme to reach here before his death.
 The deceased was born in this county on January 50. 1877. He leaves beside the widow and three children, a father and mother, MT. and Mrs. J. F Gathright, of Strong. and five brothers and one sister to mourn his tragic end.
 He was member in good stand ing of Rowland Lodge No. 5a4. F.
 & A. M., having taken the Master's s degree on February 18th of this l year. and at his request was given a Masonic burial. about thirty mem, tbers of the local lodge attendint tFe funeral, which was held at .OC Tuesday afternoon at Good Hope ! church one mile from Oakland. La religious servioe conducted by Rev. Rogers of Strong being held first.
 Mir. Gathright was a hard work CT, Christian gentleman. good citizen, loving husband and father and his bereaved family have the heartfelt sympathy of the entire community in their trying hour.
The Huttig news., 1914-05-16
Baptist Church Notice.

The regular Sunday services at the Baptist church will be as fol lows: Sunday school at 9.45 a. rn.. Preaching at l :OO a. m. and z:5o p. m. Everybody cordially in vited to attend.
 REV. w. r. KING. Pastor
The Huttig news., 1914-05-16
In Honor of Miss hOleman.

MT. and Mrs. c. T. Thompson entertained number of their friends at their beautiful home on last Tuesday evening in honor of their guest. Miss Mary Holeman, of Fayetteville, Tenn. A very pleasant time was enjoyed by all who attended and the cream and cake served was excellent. Miss Holeman left for her home Thurs day morning.
The Huttig news., 1914-05-16
 No Calomes Necessary.

The injurious effect and unpleas- antness of taking calomel is done away with by Simmons Liver Puli- fer. the mildest kno"n liver medi- cine, yet the most thorough in ac- tion. Put up in yellow tin boxes only. Price 25c. Tried once s'sed always. A. B. Richards Medicine Co.,, Sherman. Texas.
The Huttig news., 1914-05-16
Cemetery Cleaning.

On Thursday, May 28th, it is re- quested that all interested parties either be at the Harper Springs cemetery early that morning or send some one to work for them to assist in cleaning off the ceme- tery, which needs it badly.
Evening star. [volume] (Washington, D.C.) 1854-1972, 1914-01-19
MISSIONARY IS WOUNDED
DR.. Liliegaard Shot in Arm by Chi
nese Bandits Under the
White Wolf

HANKOW. China, January 19.-Dr. Lii
liegaard. a missionary of the American
Lutheran mission. was wounded in one
arm January rs in the course of fighting
ut I\wangchow. in the province of Ho-
nan. An army of bandits. under the
White Wolf,'' who has been devastating
the district on that date captured and
looted kwangchow-
While the lighting was proceeding Mrs.
Mason and Mrs Smith. escorted by Mr.
Mason. another missionary, abandoned
the mission house and took refuge in
country farmhouse belonging to native
Chinese Christians.
The brigands are now raNagins the
southeastern portion of Honal province
in the same way AS they have cone the
southwestern district for some time past.
The regular troops do not appear 10
offer any serious resistance to the ban
dts. In fact. the troops sent out TO par-
sue them and to rcCapture AWaHscHo"
sent messengers in advance to warn the
bandits. deliberately permitting them 20
escape.
NINONA. Mimi January la.-The
American mission referred to in the ftah-
kow dispatch has been maintaining ms
sionaries in Iiankcw for soH2e Gears.
senting the Swcdes. orueSians and
Firms Last June. a meeting Of th2
German Lutheran Svnodica' conferences
of North America held AT New Tin.
Mimi. it wa sdecided to pUt a missionary
in this field and Prof. j. Afndt oil -.
Paul was commissioned and went with
his wife and two children.
Evening star. [volume] (Washington, D.C.) 1854-1972, 1914-01-19
AT ODDS ON ENFORCING
STEEL PASSENGER CARS
Railways Representative Tells the
House Committee Esch Bill
Is Impracticable.

Legislation to enforce the use OF steel
passenger cars was taken up today by the
House commerce committee. Representa-
tive Eschs bill to replace all wooden cars
by steel ones within four years was oppo-
sed by George 4. Post. president of the
Railway Business Association. He recon-
mended that the interstate commerce
commission be empowered 10 determine
Mr. Post declared that the cost of re
placing the wooden cars now in operation
with steel cars would aggregate 1892 600
600
If the transformation We're attempted
within four years. he said. lit would
mean an expenditure by the railroads of
about sos, $4,000 a year: if done in ten
years it would be about $50, 170O 600 year.
Would it not be an anomalous situa-
ton for one branch of the government to
say: Thou shalt SPEND while the in
terstSlte commerce commission. IN it's rate
decision says: Thou shalt not earn?''
Thomas Dunbar. manager of the me-
chanicai department of the Pullman
sleeping car company. declared that the
present capacity of car-building plants
IN the country would be unable to re-
pace the wooden cars within twenty or
thirty years. He said that no wooden
cars We're being built at present and
that steel cars were being placed in
service as rapidly as they could be built.
Evening star. [volume] (Washington, D.C.) 1854-1972, 1914-01-19
KLUTTz TO SUCCEED BUsBEY.
Made Secretary of United States Sec.
ton of Joint Commission

Whitehead kluttz Of North Carolina
has been appointed by the international
joint commission as secretary of its
| nItcd States section. to replace l..
White i;usbeH. resigned. AS soon as
Mir. KluttZ takes the oath of Office
which will be administered on the
practically certain approval of the APP
pointmcnt by the Secretary of state
h. viii assume his duties in connec-
ton with the commission. and is now
being mad. familiar with the work by
Mr. Busbcy.
The commission. composed of two
sections. an American and Il Canadian,
is engaged in handling such questions
as are referred to il by the departments
of state ot the two governments in
volNinE the rights. obligations or in
forests of the inhabitants of both coun-
tries. Its most recent ease was that
concerning the proposed water supply
from the Lake of the Woods for the
city of Winnipeg.
Evening star. [volume] (Washington, D.C.) 1854-1972, 1914-01-19
URGES MODEL CITY PLAN
Senator Hollis Confers With Presi-
dent About Creating
Commission.

Senator Hollis of New Hampshire, who
stands high, with President Wilson, to-
day talked with the President about the
advisabiiity of legislation creating a com
mission of three to consider IA model city
plan for Washington and to report upon
all the questions now agitating Congress,
including that of the half-and-half plan
of taxation. Mr., Wilson did not commit
himself to the commission proposition
but is willing to have something concrete
laid before him.
Il frankly admit that | want light
on District questions said Senator
Hollis land / believe the commission
plan about the best one to get it.
would like to see a high-class commits
sion named that will make a long and
careful investigation and report to Con-
gress upon all the questions that are
interesting Congress aud the people OF
the District at this time This would
take in the half-and half proposition,
suffrage for District citizens and about
everything else.