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Americus times-recorder. [volume] (Americus, Ga.) 1891-current, 1914-03-15
The Lady and the Butcher.
Boston Transcript.l

Boston Transcript
Mrs. Putton-Ayres had picked up a
few French phrases, which she worked
into her talk on every possible occas-
iCp. Entering the butchers shop one
day she inquired if he hand any bon
vivant"
"Boned what, matm?" asked the
butcher, puzzled.
"Bon-vivant," she replied. That S
the French for good liver, you know
Americus times-recorder. [volume] (Americus, Ga.) 1891-current, 1914-03-15

Ever see several old men sit around
and say nothing? They are giving the
college yell of the school of experience.
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Refuse All Substitutes.
(London Opinion.)

Oondon Opinion.)
Tommy want another box of those
pills, like l got for mother yesterday. -
Druggist-Did your mother say they
were good?
Tommy-No; but they just fit my air
gun.
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Americas, Ga, March Is, 1914

"A mans got to lose more than just
his money to be broke.
Americus times-recorder. [volume] (Americus, Ga.) 1891-current, 1914-03-15

They have decided to split the skirt
on both sides. The next step is to cut
off the entire lower portion-Thomas-
vile Times.
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Worse.
From Judge.)

White-Now that your son has grad
uated, has he decided where he is go
ing to work?
Green-Where? He hasn't even
decided when.
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Pembroke Enterprise: Politics have
begun to Hven up in Bryan. They have
not yet reached the fighting stage,
though.
Americus times-recorder. [volume] (Americus, Ga.) 1891-current, 1914-03-15

We heard a wise statement the other
day. Credit used and not abused 5
capital that never malts away."-Coy-
ington News.
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Lady (fnishing her toilet Well,
Annette, how do look to you?
Maid-Excuse me, madam; 1 am not
an art connoisseur-Flie Blaet-
ter.
Americus times-recorder. [volume] (Americus, Ga.) 1891-current, 1914-03-15

Atlanta Journal: President Wilson
taxes the perfectly natural position
'i'a' uncle Sam doesn't have to fight
people smaller than himself.
Americus times-recorder. [volume] (Americus, Ga.) 1891-current, 1914-03-15

Raze-He's crazy about his wife.
Daze-Yes; but he's sane enoug
away from her.-Judge.
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Old Lady (reading her evening
paper Turn Agnostics.
Second Old Lady-What wonderful
things those Japanese acrobats can
do.-Buffalo Express.
Wright-Haye you puzzle depart
ment in your paper now?
Penman-"Why yes; we're publish
ing a lot of stuff about the income tax
muddle. -Yonkers Statesman.
Then you didn't meet with any
discourtesy at the polls?" inquired the
first lady.
NO" said the other lady. 81 have
attended receptions that were less eu-
joyable. Pittsburg Post.
Where's the senior partner all the
morning?"
well, he stopped smoking the first
of the year"
Yes
80 did the most of our 5000 men,
He's making the rounds of the plant
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after ALP
NO; her old man wanted me to
promise to support him in the same
style that she did
The FOrbearing Waiter.
Chicago Journal)
That waiter didn't thank you when
you gave him quarter
q didn't want him to. l was grateful
70 him for not holding the coin up 50
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that every one in the room could see
it was only quarter"
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Explained.
(From LIE Sourire.)

And what is that strap under your
chin for?"
THAT is jaw-strap, madam, to rest
our jaws when we are tired out
answering questions.
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Subscribers fail.-g to receive their
paper regularly will confer favor by
promptly reporting same to circulation
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"The Sweetness of lou price
seldom equals the bitterness OF
poor quality"
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Advertising Rates Reasonable.
Promptly Furnished on Request.
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THE TIMES-RECORDER
Unexpectedly
Established 1879.

Published Every Morning, Except
Mondays, by Recorder Co.
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OFFICIAL ORGAN FOR:
City of Americas,
Sumter County,
Webster County,
Railroad Commission of Georgia For
Third Congressional District
y. s. Court, Southern District of
Georgia.
The Hattiesburg news., 1914-03-19
A HOPEFUL SIGN


Legislation will longer tolerated
commercial bodies OF the But their
bill raroaded through
good we'll
the commercial bodies do when they get together
as WELL
corporations legislation
Neither should politicians
which, will
integrity be
a a
men who will
genuine legislature
children
theorizng
can be had
When will
unsefsh
just that cannot be safely trusted to their hands
The Hattiesburg news., 1914-03-19

n 4 penetrating application after the for
mula Of noted family doctor, and lubri-
Gates every muscle, nerve. tissue or tendon
anected. 1t goes directly to the strained
portions and gently but surely relieves all
tendency to soreness or strain.
By Its daily use there will be no pain, ne
distress, no nausea, no danger of laceration
or other accident, and the period will be one
od supreme comfort and joyful anticipation.
To all young women Mothers Friend 10
sne Of the greatest of all helpful influences,
for It roDs childbirth of all its agonies and
dangers, dispels all the doubt and dread.
All sense Oh fear, ana tnus enapies the nilno
end body to await the greatest event In q
.romar's life with untrammeled gladnesa.
Mothers Friend Is most cherished
remedy In thousands Of homes, and II Of
such peculiar merit and value as to make u
essentially one to be recommended by ali
women
You will find 1t on sale at all drug stores
at $1.0O bottle, or the druggist will gladly
get 1t for you If you insist upon 1t. Moth
efs Friend Is L;epared only by the Brad
field Regulator Co.. 1877 Lamar Bldg, At
'anta, Ca, who will send you by man,
sealed, a very Instructive hook to expectau1
mothers. Write tOr II To-day.
The Hattiesburg news., 1914-03-19
SEE IF THE CHILD'S
TONGUE IS COATED
lF CROSS, FEvERIsH, coNsriPAT-
Ed. GIVE "cALlFoRNiA SYRUP
OF FIGS"

Look at the tongue, mother! TX coat
ed, it is a sure sign that yodr little
ones stomach, liver and bowels need
a gentle, thorough cleansing at once.
When peevish, cross, listless, pale,
doesn't sleep, doesn't eat or act nat
urally, or is feverish. stomach sour,
breath bad; has stomach-ache, sore
throat, diarrhoea, full of cold, give a
teaspoonful of California Syrup OF
Figs" and in few hours all the foul,
constipated waste, undigested food
and sour bile gently moves out OF its
little bowels without gripping, and you
have a well, playful child again.
You needn't coax sick children ia
take this harmless fruit laxtive;
they love its delicious taste, and it al
ways makes them feel splendid.
Ask your druggist for a 5o-cent bot.
tie of California Syrup of Figs,
which has directions for babies, chill
dren of all ages and for grown-ups
plainly on the bottle. Beware of coun
terfeits sold here. To be sure you get
the genuine, ask to see that it is made
by California Fig Syrup Company
Refuse any other kind with contempt
The Hattiesburg news., 1914-03-19
PLAN BIG PHONE
IMPROVEMENTS
CUMBERLAND COMPANY WILL
MAKE IMPORTANT CHANGES
IN HATriEssURc PLANT.

John c. Hay, special agent of the
general manager of the Cumberland
Telephone and Telegraph Company,
spent Wednesday in this city. inspect
ing the property of that company and
looking over, the invoices for the ma
terial which has already been shipped
with which improvements and extern
sions said to aggregate 100000 cost,
are to be made at once to their prop
erty and plant here.
The Hattiesburg news., 1914-03-19
RECALL coxEY'S ARMY.

Massillon, O., March 19.-Accounts
of the progress of General" Kelley
and his army of unemployed in their
march from California to Washington
have recalled to the minds of the older
residents of Massillon the fact that
today marked the twentieth anniver
sary of the opening of the Coxey
army" headquarters in this city
General Jacob s. Coxey, who still
makes his home in Massillon, was the
originator of the idea of leading an
The Hattiesburg news., 1914-03-19
LUNCH WILL Be SERVED
At Meeting TONIGHT

The Board of Directors of the Asso'
ciated Charities will meet at the Com
mercial Club rooms at 8 o'clock to-
night for the transaction Of any bu'
siness that may be presented.
The Secretary states that the funds
of the association are running low, and
the officers are finding it difficult tc
meet all the real needs of the more
than fifty persons for whom the asso
citation is caring regularly, to say moth
ing of the temporary or occasiona
cases that demand attention.
At the meeting tonight the Kings
Daughters will provide a lunch FOL
those attending.
The Hattiesburg news., 1914-03-19
MAKES PRICES that
"MOVE.THE GOODS

"Dixies Daring Price Maker" Geo.
H. Holland, who has been authorized
by the executors of the w. M. Conner
estate to make prices on the large
stock of general merchandise, store
and office furniture and fixtures, con-
tinues to demonstrate the fact that he
is fully determined to carry out in
structions.
The crowds that continue to throng
the Conner store show that they are
finding attractive bargains and are
profiting by the occasion which com
pels the sale of the large stock.
The Hattiesburg news., 1914-03-19

"army" of unemployed to Washing
ton to demand legislation calculated
to better the condition of the masses.
After many vicissitudes Coxey's army
arrived in the national capital on April
20, 1894 The invasion" created con-
siderable excitement in Washington,
but about the only result was that
Coxey and his chief lieutenant, the
late Carl Browne, were lodged in jail
for several days because they violated
the law by walking on the grass in
the Capitol grounds.
The Hattiesburg news., 1914-03-19
NEAR DEATH
BY SMOTHER|NG
But Husband, With Aid Of Cardui,
Effects Her Deliverance.

Draper, N C.-Mrs. Helen Dalton. OF
this place, says: 81 suffered for years,
with pains in my left side, and would
often almost smother to death.
Medicines patched me up for awhile
but then would get worse again. Final
ly, my husband decided he wanted me to
try Cardui, the wcman's tonic, so he
bought me a bottle and began using it..
1t did me more good than all the medi-
cines had taken.
have induced many Of my friends to
try Cardui, and they all say they have
been benefited by its use. There never
has been, and never will be, a medicine
to compare with Cardui. ! believe il is
a good medicine for all womanly trou-
bleS."
For over so years, Cardui has been re-
lieving woman's suiferings and building
weak women up to health and strength.
If you are woman, give il fair trial.
It should surely help you, as it has Q
million others.
Get bottle of Cardm to-day.
Write 10. Chattanooga Medicine Co., Ladies'
Advisory Dept. Chattanooga, Tenn, for Sse> ia
iasfyscfions on your case and 64-page book, Home
Treatment for Women" in plain wrapper. NC l2t
The Hattiesburg news., 1914-03-19
WARRANT ISSUED FOR
SIR EDWARD CARSON
(Bv Associated PreSS.)

Londan, March 19.-Reports that
warrants for the arrest of Sir Edward
Carson and other leaders among
Ulster unionists have been issued, are
current here today. Sir Edward has
been among the most fiery opponents
against home rule in Ireland, where
armed resistance to the proposed law
has been suggested.
The Hattiesburg news., 1914-03-19
HERE AT HOME
Hattiesburg Citizens Gladly Testify
And Confidently Recommend
Doan's Kidney Pills.

1t is testimony like the following
that has placed Doan's Kidney Pills
so far above competitors. When peo-
pie right here at home raise their
voice in praise there is no room left
for doubt. Read the public statement
of Hattiesburg citizen:
Mrs. NJ. w. Clark, 511 Newman St.,
Hattiesburg, Miss, says: 1.-TWO or
three yaers ago I was having trouble
from my kidneys / suffered intensely
from weak back and had sharp pains
in my loins when l stopped. | had to
be very careful when doing my work,
as the least exertion made me worse.
I heard so many people praise Doan's
Kidney Pills that l finally used them.
1t did not take them long to complete
Iy cure me. Later another of my fam
lily used Doan's Kidney Pills, getting
them at Hays & Fields Drug Store
and the results were just as satisfac
tory cannot recommend Doan's
Kidney Pills too highly"
For sale by all dealers. Price sc
cents. Foster-Milburn Co., Buffalo
New York, sole agents for the United
States.
Remember the name-Doan's-a
take no other.
The Hattiesburg news., 1914-03-19
NEW DEMONSTRATION.

vicksburg, Miss, March 19.-Ely B.
Whitaker, a graduate of the A. & M.
College, and who has had experience
as a farm demonstration agent, and
also in the cattle raising business, has
arrived here to assume the duties of
county commissioner of agriculture
He succeeds ]. E. Tanner, who will
make his home in Monroe county.
The Hattiesburg news., 1914-03-19
WASTING TIME AND MONEY


deliberately wasting Bill
Vicksburg Whether be
That something
little they ought the
Legislators thinking about it.
dollars Mississippi
dollars
the Legislature do But do know that the a
economical the expenditure of the peoples when
junkeng
various assistants
several dollars minute
much the legislature continue vast
Blbo out of the witness chair
of
honest debt
who finally it. Yet
reading
definitely
the
wasted much almost much
this dbtwhh them had
be paid-as he itself amounted to-
question would
debate it. But there question
Bibo there And far be from
BILL
0 and MONEY
the that awmak
should wasting the peoples
talking kissing
will that
time is money a Of time a of
February the duls business month
their there being nothing said
little buying March they
advertising;
getting results. Publicity pays ALL THE TIME
The man who measures the future BY the past gets
old way
This is Publicity
That with
The Hattiesburg news., 1914-03-19
q >>>>>> 90 . 80 - Z
ANNoUNCEM EN1S.
Circuit Judge.

We are authorized to announce
PAUL B. JOHNSON as candidate
for circuit Judge of the Twelfth Ju-
dicial District, subject to the will OF
the people.
The Hattiesburg news., 1914-03-19
The Joy Of
Coming Motherhood
4 AWonderful Remedy That is a Natural
Aid and Relieves the Tension.

Mothers Friend, a famous external rem
adv 10 the only one known that Is able to
rs,cn all the different parts involved II
The Hattiesburg news., 1914-03-19

Vote for your friend in the Big vot-
ing Contest at the LOMO.
The Hattiesburg news., 1914-03-19

It's easy to win one Of those beau
tifuI prizes. Ask the man at the
LOMO.
The Hattiesburg news., 1914-03-19
WAN is
TOO LATE TO CLASSIFY

FOR RENT-Two furnished rooms
for light housekeeping, Gil Bay st.
1927
The Hattiesburg news., 1914-03-19

India is developing an important
turpentine industry, though it does
not yet supply the home market.
The Hattiesburg news., 1914-03-19
City Commissioner

City Commissioner
We are authorized to announce
A. H. inerarity as candidate for
Commissioner of the City Of Hatties-
burg, subject to the will of the people.
The Hattiesburg news., 1914-03-19

the by the anywhere
old
1e puts This Publicity
That FACT reckoned with.
Rocky Ford enterprise., 1914-10-09
WIDOW GETS s16o,ooo
MRS. BIRDIE KoJUHARoFF ONLY
MARRIED FOUR MONTHS.
tor Falls Heir to Husbands
Share Of Mothers Estate.
western Newspaper Union New. Service.

Western Newspaper Union News Service.
Boulder, Colo.-Mrs. Birdie Kojuhar-
off, of Louisville, widow of Steve
Koiuharoff, Bulgarian mine employe
contractor, who was shot and killed in
the stockade of the Hecla mine on
Aug. 81 by Tony Perry, an Italian
miner, has been notified that she is
heir through her deceased husband to
fortune of 100000.
Shortly after the death of Kojuhar-
off his mother died in Bulgaria leav-
Ing large fortune. Kojuharoff was
the principal heir and his death left
his widow the only heir to his share
OF the estate.
Mrs. Kojuharoff is only twenty-three
years old and had eeen married to
koiuharoff only four months when he
was killed. Before her marriage to
Kojuharoff che was Mrs. Birdie Case
of 10 Bannock street, Denver. few
years before her marriage she was on
the vaudeville stage. She is native
OF France and plans to visit her old
home as soon as war conditions make
it possible. She says that she will re-
main here, however. until her hus-
bands slayer has been tried.
Rocky Ford enterprise., 1914-10-09
Trained Nurses Graduate.

Colorado commencement
exercises at the Glockner Training
School for Nurses were held Wednes-
day. The principal address was de-
livered by the Rev. w. Demouy. Mem
bers of the graduating class were
Catherine Estelle Daley, Augusta
Anna UIrich, Helen Isabella Mackay,
Willoaine Augusta Straus. Bertha
Elizabeth Mackay. Jean Dosenbach.
Ruth Madeline Schott, Neil Schu-
maker, Mary Agnes Murphy, Mary
Jane Beattie and Eleanor Eugena
Shannon.
Rocky Ford enterprise., 1914-10-09
Black Hands Shoot From Ambush

Pueblo. ID. DaZZo, 80. a Sicilian,
living at iO6 Spring street. was shot
twice from ambush while en- route to
the steel works. where he is employed.
Dazzo's eye and left ear were shot
completely away. He has fair chance
to recover. Black Handlers are sup
posed to be at the bottom of the plot
to kill Dazzo. For a numbers OF years
Dazzo has held responsible position
at the steel works and has accumulat-
ed considerable property.
Rocky Ford enterprise., 1914-10-09
Tourist Found Dead in Boulder.

Boulder-Mrs. Helen Barraklow, 32,
a tourist, wife OF J. c. Barraklow of
McAlester, Okla, was found dead In
her bed from mysterious causes at the
residence of d. F.. Sutton, 1900 Penn
sylvania street. Mrs. Barraklow was
in apparently perfect health. and no
explanation for her death can be ad-
vanced. The coroner has ordered n
post-mortem examination of the body.
Death came as she was in the midst
of her plans to go home with her chill
dren-a boy and a girl.
Rocky Ford enterprise., 1914-10-09
oe.osenarisn Dead at Denver Home.

Denyer.-Moses Goodwin Wads-
worth, sS. died at the residence OF his
daughter, Mrs. Thomas r. Jones, 1890
King street, Wadsworth had lived in
Denver fifteen years. coming from Au.
burn. H., where he edited the Auburn
Citizen. He is survived By two sons.
C. F. Wadsworth, Denver manager OF
the Western Newspaper Union. and
one in Oregon; two daughters, Mrs.
T. r. Jones of Denver and Mrs l.. w.
Nclpman of San Diego, Cal. several
grandchildren and greatgrundson.
Rocky Ford enterprise., 1914-10-09
Buying Horses for U. S. cavaIrymen

Lamar. - Representing Chicago
company, w. II. Mandal was in Lamar
for the purpose of buying 100 cavalry
horses. During the week buyers have
visited several points in the Arkansas
valley on the same mission and have
sent several carloads of horses East.
The horses that are being purchased.
according to Mandal, are for the
United States cavalry. and, contrary
to reports, will not be sent to Europe.
Rocky Ford enterprise., 1914-10-09
ouray Miner Shot in Pistol Duel.

Ouray.-Stephen karuca. an Aus
trian miner employed at the Camp
Bird, was shot in the left breast in a
three-cornered duel and perhaps ia
tally injured The other two men in
the duel were Town Marshal Mac
Burns and a man named Koehler.
Rocky Ford enterprise., 1914-10-09
Woman Taken to Prison.

Pueblo.-To begin a term OF from
one year to eighteen months in the
state penitentiary for burglary, Kitty
Stone was taken to Canon City.
Deputy Sheriff William McClelland
had her in charge.
Rocky Ford enterprise., 1914-10-09
Red Cross Raises $4,000.

Colorado Springs.-The Red Cross
fund being raised by popular subscrip.
tion in Colorado Springs has reached
a total of more than $4,000.
Rocky Ford enterprise., 1914-10-09
Painter Burned l.: Gasoline Explosion

Fowler.-M. A. Dickinson, a deco.
rator and paperhanger, was perhaps
fatally burned when he attempted to
I'LL lighted gasoline stove with gaso-
line from pitcher.
Rocky Ford enterprise., 1914-10-09
Sunday viii Address Students.

Fort Collins.-"Billy" Sunday. the
evangelist, has agreed to speak to the
students of the Colorado State Agri-
cultural college the morning of Oct. 12
in the chapel at the college.
Rocky Ford enterprise., 1914-10-09

simple fundamentals Of nutrition and
be able to adapt foods to your indt-
vidual needs II you are going to be
healthy. happy and efficient.
Rocky Ford enterprise., 1914-10-09

II must be very clear to any person
reading the above table that there is a
direct relation between the number
and character of the movements in
the several occupations to make SO
distinct difference in the amount OF
food required to furnish this energy.
and also that there is some material
difference in metabolic efficiency be-
tween those engaged in the same lines
of work Or. perhaps. the difference
shown may be due to differences in in
dividual bulk. However. that is a mat
ter for future consideration. the point
to be considered at this time being the
adjustment of food to occupation.
Bearing in mind the fact that the ca
lorie is equal to the energy expended
in raising 1.54 tons one foot, it is very
evident that an individual on the diet
of the seamstress or the tailors would
quickly suffer physical collapse at the
work of saving wood.
The other side of the question is.
What happens to the sedentary work
ers. those on a par with the seam
stress and the tailor. who are on the
diet of the wood sawyers? There are
thousands OF them in all our great
cities, individuals who eat with their
eyes and palates. They are wasting
fuel and making of themselves "dem'd
moist unpleasant bodies.
Barring organic diseases. the indiv'
idual with the wisdom personally to
make it his business to investigate
his machine to the end of determining
his fuel requirements and how to sat
isfy the legitimate food demands of his
daily occupation need never feel un-
duly distressed by heat 1t would not
seem that there should be any argu-
ment on 80 simple and clear state
ment of facts, especially as like re-
suits have been recorded by compe-
tent Investigators in practically every
country in the civilized world. But for
some reason individuals. who Will
promptly accept the latest and most
radical pronouDcement Of modern ny
giene and gladly adjust living condi-
tions to meet the newest suggestions
in sanitary science are more than like
ly to ridicule even the most conserva-
tive conclusions Of the dietists. Hence
we are not likely to see any very radi'
cal reduction in the degenerative dis
ease mortality rate for many years
to come, nor any very general I'M
provement In the appearance OF our
wflted collar brigade. They Will con-
tinue to stoke the furnace In summer
until some life insurance company
turns them down.
Rocky Ford enterprise., 1914-10-09
WEEKS EVENTS
COLORADO
Newspaper Union New. service.

Western Newspaper Union News Service.
Dates for Coming Events.
Oct. 6-9.-Colo. New Mex. Fair at Du-
range.
Oct. 30-Nov.1-Tenth annual Dog show
at Denver.
l9lb--Last Grand Council of North
American Indians at Denver.