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CHILE'S HANGING GARDEN.
Wondrous Beauty Of Santa Lucia Park.
In SANTIAGO

!
In Santiago.
Santiago. with its 100000 of popula
ton, fifty miles inland from Valpa
raiso. is the capital of Chile. 1t lies
in a great amphitheater forty miles
long and eighteen miles wide and is
inclosed by walls of lofty mountains
covered white with snow. Outside of
Rio de Janeiro. no capital in the world
has finer situation Standing In the
central plain. it looks out on one side
over fertile fields, sloping toward the
coast range and on the other it looks
up to the gigantic Cordillera 10000 feet
above it. furrowed with deep glens and
covered with snowy wastes.
There are beautiful drives and PARIS
and pleasure resorts on every hand.
The Alameda Avenida Delicias. eco
feet in width, runs the entire length CT
the city. The finest private houses
front on this wide boulevard. They
are built in Spanish style with court
yards full of flowers and shrubs. The
city has sixty-seven miles OF electric
car lines. Most of the streets IRE paw
ed with asphalt. The policemen carry
swords. The city has an air of law
and order. A beautiful park was given
to the city by Sonora lsadora Consina.
It Is called the Quinta Normal.
But the park of parks in Santiago Is
Santa Lucia. For striking and pictur-
esque beauty 1t is scarcely equaled
anywhere else in the world. 1t Is a
steep and rocky hill rising 500 feet
right from the center Of the city. The
original scanty soil has been added to
by skillful gardeners until it has be-
come an exquisite park. lifting its YER
durous masses like a hanging garden
high above the city. Flowers and
creeping vines trail over rocks in wild
profusion. Fountains glimmer in the
sunshine. marbles CLEAN against the
green. Grottoes invite yOn tD their
shade and winding paths allure the
traveller to the very summit
Here. at the top Of this green rock,
splendid vista of the city lies at yonr
very feet. You hear the hum of traffic
and the buzzing wheels OF commerce
and out beyond you see fertile plain,
while on the far horizon the mighty
SUBMITS Of the snow capped Andes cut
their silhonettes against sky Of blue.
Beautiful for situation Is Santiago.
unique and fortunate in its Santa Lucia
Mcqueen in National Mag
azine.
Pine Bluff daily graphic. (Pine Bluff, Ark.) 1893-1942, 1914-04-12
Easily Made Salad Dressing.

Beat two eggs well, add half q pint
Of best vinegar. butter size Of hens
egg and half Il teaspoonful OF salt
Put this into Il granite pan and set ON
stove. TO prevent curdling stir rapid
ly and continue until 1t chickens like
custard. then remove from stove. and
while still hot stir In half teaspoon
full of made mustard tlinned in as
much vinegar, a sprinkling Of pepper
and. for those who like 1t. Il teaspoon
full Of olive oil. Stir thoroughly until
we'll mixed and set 1t in cool place
Use the same as any dressing Ma
tional Magazine.
Pine Bluff daily graphic. (Pine Bluff, Ark.) 1893-1942, 1914-04-12
ONE OF OUR LITTLE GUNS,
II Is In tho War Department and Has
an Interesting History.

II Is In tho War Department and Has
an Interesting History.
Visitors to the war department In
Washington may see little old fash
toned cannon occupying a position at
the right of the god Of war standing
near the main entrance of the depart
ment
The chances are, however. that the
majority of visitors will pass it BY
with only a superficial glance, for 1t IS
mere pygmy in comparison with
some Of the modern guns. being a
bronze six FOUNDER. little less than
six feet in length and with only q
three and a half inch caliber.
But If visitors suspected even part OF
the guns interesting history they
would not pass by 1t without pausinR
to pay it more respect The little gun
was built in Holland in 174l for King
George Of England. 1t was brought to
America to be used in Quelling the re
bellion of the kings subjects here and
from that time has been closely con
nected with our national history.
Tradition tells us that Benedict Ar
mold led band OF American ri6emen
up Lake Champaign, invaded Canada
and captured the British post Of st
Johns.
Among the spells he took WIS this
cannon. upon whose barrel Arnold had
cut the story of its capture, which may
be read to this day. Because Of the
scarcity Of guns Of this kind among
our fighting equipment in the Revolu
tommy war 1t is very probable that
this. the first gun captured from the
British. was used by our army In
lighting against its former owners all
| through the war. Thus the gun which
was made by the Dutch for the king
| Of England to be used in fighting
] against the French and America rs
then captured and turned against Its
| former owners. has come to occupy a
place Of honor and respect at the very
throne of war in our national capitol
wisconsin State Journal
Pine Bluff daily graphic. (Pine Bluff, Ark.) 1893-1942, 1914-04-12
strathcona's Romantic Maria 90.

Strathcona's Romantic Marriage.
The marriage of Lord Strathcona was
a romance. He met the lady when he
was twenty-nine and living Oh the
coast of Labrador. She was widow
and had a little son. There was no
priest or church within 1000 miles and
the marriage was simple contract
without ceremony. 1t was for this
reason that when the high commission
er became a peer in 1897 remarriage
was held to be necessary and it was
solemnized with the full ritual OF the
Church Of England. The Labrador
marriage was. however. ratified by
special act of parliament-London Tat
Ter
Pine Bluff daily graphic. (Pine Bluff, Ark.) 1893-1942, 1914-04-12
ID the Animals,

lure Ia nd the Animals.
Ith" Tow say that Noah took
~. nloIe Cd ARch kind of animal
fo tn or every nrk. yet here is
bis 20 thee b1 iect Genesis vii.
cto.a emale and se5 nast thou shalt
mo,ooy two-k bestbe male and
the air 'Ghe ne y malst are not
female oy SCI )gB, "Of fS bis f.
face IFvens-the male so OF
20 Keep seed alive upohpe
bf the earth"
Pine Bluff daily graphic. (Pine Bluff, Ark.) 1893-1942, 1914-04-12
Whistler as a courticr.

Most Of the stories OF Whistler are
rather "waspish." but one recalls q
story that shows him in the light rath-
er Of a graceful courtier.
1t happened that the then Prince of
Wales paid visit to an exhibition of
pictures that was held by an art so
ciety OF which Whistler was the presi-
dent. Whistler received the prince at
he door. and as they entered the gal.
y his royal highness asked:
hat Is the history Of your society.
{ at.Y >histler?"
min. ZHeplied the artist with court
apo - history begins todayw
Pine Bluff daily graphic. (Pine Bluff, Ark.) 1893-1942, 1914-04-12
lied EACH OTHER.
Mis- Wife Were a Care
y 90 Lucky Couple.

His Wife Were a Care
y Go Lucky Couple.
biography in McClure's
). Mcclure pays a tribute
ter Of Mrs. Robert Louis
Ne says:
Y / saw Of the Stevensons
.'ecane convinced that Mrs.
y the unique woman in
Stevenson's wife. -
Son had many of the
AT we usually attribute
han to women; a fair
Urge judgment, a robust
philosophy Of HE.
b she could not have
SIS shared with a relish
n. his wandering. unset
agaries, his gypsy pas.
-. She had q really Gre
q, which she expressed
v.lways lived with great
ONE more into contact
- world than Stevenson
time when they met.
- kinds Of life, known
people. When he mar
\arried a woman rich in
X.fe and the world. Mrs.
photography would be
st interesting books in
= tho was rigid In small
lestic economy. who in
nplanned and ordered life,
wOrried Stevenson ter
.outhful tramps he liked
Nth no luggage, buying
and a shirt there as he
- In managing his affairs
"a often said. no money
Vember hearing him tell
Mrs. Stevenson once went
= = =
Pine Bluff daily graphic. (Pine Bluff, Ark.) 1893-1942, 1914-04-12
Two parts Of q Sentences.

This story comes from the classroom
on one OF Uncle Sans big battleships:
Ensign instructor In Grammar
What are the two principal parts OF
sentence? Coal Passer scratching his
head,-Solitary confinement and bread
s0nd water.-New York Sun.
Pine Bluff daily graphic. (Pine Bluff, Ark.) 1893-1942, 1914-04-12
Cellar chan,n;o,

a seven'year-old boy coming from
scnooi one day Informed his mother
tnat half his class had been promoted
n's mother asked him whether no had
been one Of the number.
NO. said he. 'and I'm glad I'm NOT
canse I'm the smartest one ,art NJ. ~"
New York Post
Pine Bluff daily graphic. (Pine Bluff, Ark.) 1893-1942, 1914-04-12
A Cool Hand.

sergeant ito recruitl-What fould be
the first thing you'd do, Jackssn. II Won
were on guard duty at tbA powder
magazine and the thing blew up? Re.
cruit-The first thing I'd do, sir, would
De to hre shot to give the alarm
New York Post
Pine Bluff daily graphic. (Pine Bluff, Ark.) 1893-1942, 1914-04-12
Inconsistent.

wife says you have about the
eourascSeAa mousse" said the disagree
able relatiS
"onoer Nj she should make the
.vnparison. rallied MIR. Meekton.
Henrietta Is nfrS OF Q mousse
Pine Bluff daily graphic. (Pine Bluff, Ark.) 1893-1942, 1914-04-12
Too Much M.,,.i r

wnat Is your objection to slaneY"
ITO be perfectly candid" reni,a,
MISS cayenne. what ] most object to
1s tue constant study required IL kee,,
np.with it-"-Washington Star.
Pine Bluff daily graphic. (Pine Bluff, Ark.) 1893-1942, 1914-04-12

conscience In the soul Is the root Of
gu true courage. II a man would ha
brave let him learn to obey bis con.
Pine Bluff daily graphic. (Pine Bluff, Ark.) 1893-1942, 1914-04-12
Most Unfortunate.

Belle-My disposition is 30 forgiving;
I make up 30 easily. Nell-It Is pity
you caQ't apply your disposition to
your facA Baltimore American.
Pine Bluff daily graphic. (Pine Bluff, Ark.) 1893-1942, 1914-04-12

Nothing reines Ike affection. Fam.
~ Jarrins vulgarizes; family unison
elevates.
Pine Bluff daily graphic. (Pine Bluff, Ark.) 1893-1942, 1914-04-12

Do not h1 mt Tor temptation, just for
TIE sake Of rs.tl'ns = y
Pine Bluff daily graphic. (Pine Bluff, Ark.) 1893-1942, 1914-04-12
r FORECASTS.

= ,aeine The Direction and
- I'D Of Storms.
30 severe storms do not
he United States. They
rom the Philippines, ia
- Alaska, Canada or the
leo. Our weather bureau
egraphic or wireless no
- IN storm. Station after
.ather bureau and YES
IN the path of the
arrival. 20 that the
NM sf1ef speed with
j. very nearly de.
u Srms can be fore
days In advance Of
given point
ia from Siberia drifts
and the north pole and
Alaska the speed with
covered that section Of its
slle the basis OF the calcu-
time when it should ap-
hington and Oregon. when
to the great lakes and
StIantdc coast, and each
bed In advance. Unex-
pms may delay the storms
from the course. Tabs
,e cold waves In much
er. The weather reports
ICELAND. Europe. Russia
studied and predictions
en the cold wives from
win reach tie United
pods informant pn il re-
a,as6as OF binfall at
e Streams. As the rain
hafn channel the height of
RECORDED from gaug1ngs.
what ! height of twenty
,hue, Ia. will produce at
sfy miles down the Mis-
>ls followed on all
e. station
s~~ RsXRnectS
sa.orbe. Jean Drelo
g bis son. tna y vi
attentlon OF ter Of I.
e sent a sp.a;., Count
s ex,snder /. 1ry sa rev
I'M aed the fnventnos, royal ,2,. re
ulll9css =. roA be % Dc Dc. presu
D0'e1ty.-Londsou ?
Pine Bluff daily graphic. (Pine Bluff, Ark.) 1893-1942, 1914-04-12
,or,i's'sorins !. Our.

marcy, ,,s'orins II Our.
ss 8. IS. she What '1 %on,, than
,ss,s Older Older than 1 sas 4. 4s and
.e n. !: thirty yea than ~; you are
Pele Aele 1'uerenl
Americus times-recorder. [volume] (Americus, Ga.) 1891-current, 1914-08-07

meetings at Rylander last week. Three
additions were made to the church
This week prouacted services are be-
ing held at the Freewill Baptist church
by Rev. y. NJ. Hobbs, of Ty Ty, assisted
by Rev. Rar7w.
Rev R. L. Bivins, of Americas, will
hold protracted services at Hebron
next week
Miss Essie May Allen, Of Bronwood,
and Miss Minnie Beckwith, of Myrtle
Springs, have been the very attractive
guests Of Miss Lizzie Ruth Dozier.
Mr.. John Ed Thomas, of Dawson.
visited his mother for a few days last
week.
Miss Laura Lee Hooks, of Cotton, is
the pretty guest of Miss Annis Jones.
Misses NIittie Collins and Ellie Wig
gins spent last week very delightfully."-
with Mrs. J. c. Tedder, of Dawson.
Messrs. John, George and Renza
Israel, G. W. Virgins, 0. P. Jones, T. j.
Snggs, Chas. Israel, Pierce Jones,
Misses Annis Jones, Bessie Israel
Laura Lee Hooks and Emma Virgins
attended the barbecue at Johnson
school house Friday last.
Nadine, the baby girl of Mr.. and
Mrs. ]. T. Virgins, has been very i'll
for several days.
Miss Mary ]. Knight is spending
some time with her sister, Mrs. G. w
Israel at Sumter.
Miss Livingston, of South Carolina
is the guest of Mrs. Tom Mcqueen.
Mr.. c. c. Jones, Of Americas, spent
Sunday with his parents, Mr.. and Mrs
O. P. Jones.
Americus times-recorder. [volume] (Americus, Ga.) 1891-current, 1914-08-07

We're business visitors in Weston this
week.
Mrs. W. A. King. Miss Susie and
Master William Allen King, Mrs. Clar-
ence Lane and children, Ethel and
Carl, made up a congenial party going
to Tybee last week.
Mr.. Oscar Sims and nephew, John
Sims, are at home again from a pleas
ant stay with relatives at Sales City.
Misses Floyd and Mary LESSEE Sans
returned Friday from Athens, Ca,
Where they finished the Summer
Normal course for teachers.
Mrs. A. H. Long and daughter, Miss
L. Long, of Fort Valley, returned
home Wednesday, after a delightful
stay CT ten days with relatives here.
Several dinners We're given in their
honor An unusual feature of each
was that four generations were seated
at the same table.
A series of meetings are in progress
at the Methodist church here. The
able sermons by the pastor, Mr.. Hise-
len, are enjoyed by the large crowds
attending, and much interest is felt.
Miss Johnnie Merritt is visitor
this week in Preston.
Mrs. Knighton and daughter, Miss
Ruby, of Benevolence, are spending
several days with Mrs. Thad Cleveland
Mrs. E. NJ Lunsford, Mrs. John
Lunsford, Miss Sadie and Mr.. jim
Lunsford were visitors Sunday of DR..
G. G. Lunsford.
Americus times-recorder. [volume] (Americus, Ga.) 1891-current, 1914-08-07
18TH DISTRICT

Especial to Times Recorder
Seventeenth District, Aug. Rev.
Glenn, of Plains, conducted a series Of
Americus times-recorder. [volume] (Americus, Ga.) 1891-current, 1914-08-07

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Leslie, Ca, Aug. Miss Ruth Will
son entertained at a house party the
past week. Misses Ruby Griffin, of
Edison, Ga, Bell Guise, of Dawson, and
Martha Gunnels, of Bronwood, Messrs.
Jack Usury, of Leslie and Hugh Bas-
sett, of Americus. They returned to
their home Tuesday.
Mrs. D. c. Higgins and little daugh-
ter, Mary Of Columbus, are visiting at
the home OF Mr., and Mrs. H. A.
Stewart.
Master Guy Amason returned to
his home in Manchester, Ca, Tuesday,
after a months visit to relatives here.
Mr.. and Mrs. A. G. Mulholland, of
Bronwood, are the guests of Mr.. and
Mrs. Crisp Wilkinson.
Johnson Wilson Co.'S. store is being
remodeled and a plate glass front is
to be put in.
DR.. and Mrs. L. NJ. Hawkins moved
to the Mrs. Minnie Williams home
last week.
Mr.. Eugene Sanders, of Milan, is
visiting his parents, Rev and Mrs. f.
A. Sanders.
Mrs. ]. L. Jones and children re-
turned from Myrtle Springs Tuesday,
where they spent a week.
Mr.. and MIS-. E. I. Carter and daugh-
ter, Lora, of Richland, came Sunday
to see Mr.. J. W. Carter, who has been
quite sick for over a week, and was
carried to the Americas hospital Mon
day for an operation.
Mr.. F, A. Wilson, Jr., has with him
this week as a visitor his cousin, Mr..
E. A. Hunter, of Unatilla, Fla.
] Mr.. S. G. Pryor, of Fitzgerald, visited
his brother, Mr.. Wilson Pryor, several
days recently.
Mr.. and Mrs. Duncan Brass are en-
| teI4aining a fine set of twin boys at
their home on Kemp street.
Mrs. Gus Bolton returned Thursday
from Americas, where she visited rel
atives.
Mrs. Sherry Cox is visiting relatives
and friends in Dolly county this week.
Mr. w. R. Bolton and Miss Annie
Vera Suggs are visiting at the home Of
Mr.. Stonewal Bolton at Doles, Ga.
Miss Rosa Morgan returned to Am
CIRCUS today, after a short visit to
her mother, Mrs. Annie Morgan.
Mr.. w. T. Anderson is spending the
week with his parents at Ochlochnee,
Ga.
Mr.. and Mrs. Carson Bass have a
fine little boy.
MIR. and Mrs. E. r. Bolton have
moved to the home recently vacated by
Mr. and Mrs. Floyd Hines on Wilson
street.
Americus times-recorder. [volume] (Americus, Ga.) 1891-current, 1914-08-07
Americas BIaCkSmithlDg Co.

Blacksmith and General Repair and
Horseshoeing. Chambliss' Old Ware
house. Americas, Ga.
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Weston
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Weston, Ga, Aug. 5.-Mr. and Mrs
A. P. Passmore have returned from q
stay of some length at White sulphur
Springs.
Mr.. Smith, Of Alabama, recently
purchased the home now occupied by
Mr.. Dave Adams and will move his
family here September LIST.
There may be wars and rumors OF
war, but Mr.. w. L. Herndon has no
time to discuss them these busy days
and nights. It's boy
Mr.. C. B. Long, of Fort Valley, was
visitor at he home CT Mr.. S. W.
Adams this week.
Quite a large crowd attended the
picnic and fish fry last Thursday. Fish
we're plentiful and a good time enjoyed
by all
Mr.. Nat Black came from Dawson
last week to join his wife and new son,
now visiting Mr.. and Mrs. A. P.
Passmore.
Miss Gladys Weathers is at home
again. after stay of several months
in Florida.
Capt. Tucker, Of Hurtsboro, Ala,
and Mr.. Law, representing We'll Bros g.,
Americus times-recorder. [volume] (Americus, Ga.) 1891-current, 1914-08-07
Plains
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Plains, Ga, Aug. 5.-Mlsses Carrie
and Catherine Oliver left Friday upon
pleasant visit to friends in senoia,
Atlanta and Marietta.
Miss Annie Mae Beannen returned
Monday from visit to friends at
Gordy.
Mr.. and Mrs. ]. c. Zimmerman, of
Vidalia, are spending the week here,
guests of Mr.. and Mrs. ]. W. Thinner
man.
Mr.. and Mrs. Clarence Jordan, OF
Americas, were guests Sunday OF Mrs.
Theresa Walters.
Miss Josephine Holland, of Bron,
wood, is the pleasant guest of Miss
Geraldine Logan.
Mr.. j. L. SIappey entertained a
number of his friends at a delicious
barbecue dinner at his country place
just short distance from town, on
last Tuesday
Misses Eldora, Willie and Louise
Sims and Mr.. Lawton Sims, of Weston,
were guests recently of Mrs. Aletus
Wellons.
Mrs. John McGill and little daugh-
ter, Grace, of PARROT, We're guests of
relatives here this week.
Mr.. and Mrs. E. R. Stewart were
called to Americas Wednesday on &C
count of the illness and death of Mr..
Stewards mother Mrs. N. r. Howell
Mrs. Maggie Finch, of Americas and
Mrs. W. S. Ratliff are spending sew
eral days guests of Mrs. N. D. Wal
tiers.
Rev, W, c. Glenn left Monday for
Bridgeboro, where he goes to assist in
a series of meetings.
Mrs. Georgia Dean and Mrs. Rulli-
ford Ross returned Friday from a ten
days trip to White Springs, Fla.
Mr.. and Mrs. Pearson Simpson, Of
Lumpkin, were guests of Mr.. and Mrs
Wells Bacon Sunday.
R. B. Evans, of Atlanta, is here upon
a visit to Mr.. and Mrs. J. L. Slappey.
Miss Agnes Thomas left Wednesday
for Canton, where she is a membe- of
a delightful house party.
Little Miss Grace Montgomery re-
turned Tuesday from weeks visit to
relatives at Richland.
Mr.. R. S. Oliver returned Tuesday
from New York.
Mr.. Joe Shirley and family left
Wednesday for Townsville, S. c.,
their old home to spend several weeks.
Mr.. W. H. Crawford returned Fri
day from White Springs, Fla.
Mrs. o. V. Lamar, of Columbus, is
the guest of her daughter, Mrs. Thad
Wise.
Messrs. D. I. Hite and T. NJ. Lowrey
left Wednesday for Atlanta, where
they will look after business affairs.
Miss Susie Holland, Master Charlie
Paul Holland and Miss Pauline Mar
tin, of Bronwood, were guests of Mrs.
D. I. Hite Tuesday night.
Mrs. Annie Lora Hitler, of Moultrie,
is the guest of Mrs Matte Caughman.
Mrs. H. H. Jones, of Sales City, is
the guest of Mrs. Joe Bacon at her
home near Plains.
The Seattle star. [volume] (Seattle, Wash.) 1899-1947, 1914-02-16
"A BALLYHOO WEDDING"
Screecher Diana Dpes Film Six Reels by Fred Schaefer

For the second time In my life
rvo enlisted In n side show.
It's something In my blood ]
guess. know any kind OF n show
IL a heart.breaking game and you
lose social prestige. hut When the
smell OF rawdust tlckieh my nos.
trfla and steals into my brain
can't hold myself down. AZ once
want 10 belong.
Al n Job OF nufsemald In the Van
Bugg family. which they're village
magnatcs II Silo Siding. ia been
leading a hidc-away existence. walt
ing for new adventures. when the
town boosters started an indoor
street Fair. A street fair In n
studied appeal directed NJ the spir-
Il OF unrest felt by anyone with 4
dollar burning n hole In the pocket
The object OF the siio Siding Indoor
street Fair was 20 make the farmer
loosen up. II was the psycholog'
teal moment. The merchants
needed money and the farmer had
the dollar.
The main attraction OF the In
door Street Fair was kiester's kar'
avian OF Kurios. a kind OF nomadie
freak show. which made n special
~ OF carnivais. II was 10 lure the
farmer 10 town. after which kiester
and the local merchants would d.
vide the dollar.
As you might know. found an
early excuse TO take the Van Bngg
baby down 10 the Indoor Street
Fair for an airing. That was 30 ]
could ask Kicster for a job.
DO I need new frenkf says
Mr.. Kiester. Let me think"
He thought.
NO" he says. Yes. After NIL.
yes"
l asked him what II was.
Would you mind marrying =
lmidgct?" he answered. There wRs
hope In his voice and eyes.
Continued
iCspyvsGht. 1914 ny Newspaper Gs-
serprss~ Asso~tsttss
The Seattle star. [volume] (Seattle, Wash.) 1899-1947, 1914-02-16
"rna LAND OF LIBERTY"

Editor The Star: sat In my
shop the other night whistling the.
national song. MY Country Ills OF
Thee" Suddenly In came The Star
boy and left the paper. There In
stantly confronted inc the head
lines. Sacrifices Life 10 Get Food
for His Baby" And thought
Sweet land Of liberty. Of thee !
sing"
My God what n trayesty.
DO liberty and starvation stalk
handin.hand through this haven OF
REFUGEE Can liberty drive fathers
from their wives and babies 20 hold
up their fellow men and try TO force
the means OF life away from them
Think OF II. YOU patriotic sons
OF America, You. who believe that
equality OF opportunity Ia the foun'
dalton OF our society
q. W. SKINNER.
The Seattle star. [volume] (Seattle, Wash.) 1899-1947, 1914-02-16
So Clever

Facetious Cent say. constable.
did you see me come across the
road Just now?
Constable--Ycs. sir.
+. G.---Have you ever seen me
before In your life?
Constable-No. sir.
r. G.-Then how did you know
II was me?--London Tit.Bits.
have mastered the tariff and cur.
rency questions can't make any
sense out of an ordinary railway
timetable.
u takes a woman with . ureat
deal OF self-control 10 refrain from
daubing up something when
there's n brush and a can OF paint
handy.
An ordinary man does not break
into the histories. He must be OF
national greatness or OF national
meanness.
What has become OF the old.
fashioned shirt that a man pulled
on over his head?
And where Ii the o. T. q. that had
tab with n buttonhole In 1t at
the lower end OF the bosom?
100 Pounds, pIease
Who startlss the cook. when she's making
tho bread.
with How are you fixed for today -
Who furnishes ihronss handles the
t0uss
And has a good word he can uay7
Who cries "GId-s.spi" Ia a big. husky
team.
And covers tho ground that he cam
who tries hard 90 please, and brings in
the "frsezs"7
why. that IL tho city Ice man
Y. S.-"How'd You Like 20 BE
che Iceman?" Remember II?
Indeed Not
You followed my prescription
OF course"
Indeed, did not, Doctor" re
torted the sick man. "or | should
have broken my neck
Broken your neck" exclaimed
the doctor In amazcment.
Yes, said the other. for
threw your prescription out OF the
window