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The Parma herald. (Parma, Idaho) 1903-1917, 1914-02-26
Farewell Forever.

A Frenchman staying at a London
hotel, when presented with his bill
paid it without formal protest, but
was indignant at its amount II wish
to see zee proprietaire." he said to the
clerk. In minute the proprietor ap
peared-
The Frenchman was all smiles
All" he exclaimed, 4 must embrace
you"
But why should you embrace me7
asked the astonished hotel keeper. Il
do not understand"
Look at zee bill"
yes. your receipted bill What OF
it?"
What Of eet? Simply zees. saire
II means zat | shall nevaire. no. ne
vaire. see you again. Houston Chron
lcle-
The Parma herald. (Parma, Idaho) 1903-1917, 1914-02-26
Daniels Domestic angel. .

Washington, D. C.-While Secretary
Daniels is encouraging mstrimony in
the navy. he likewise took cognizance
of the domestic hardships of naval
officers who are away from home for a
prolonged period
The secretary sent a wireless 70
Rear Admiral Fletcher at Vera Cruz,
asking him if he would like to have q
visit with his family and when the
admiral replied, Mrs Fletcher and her
two babies, with only a few hours
preparation. left on the Presidential
yacht Msyfiower. for Mexican waters.
The Parma herald. (Parma, Idaho) 1903-1917, 1914-02-26
City Stops Free Meals.

San Francisco-San Francisco closed
its municipal dining room Sunday and
hereafter no more free meals will be
served the unemployed The reason
for the action was that the city's en-
ergency appropriation of $50. 900 is
exhausted More than 1000 men lined
up in pouring rain for the final free
breakfast. and detail of police was
on hand to prevent the pilfering of
tableware. Many suspected of carry
ing away utensils were searched and a
quantity of knives, forks and tin mugs
was Welded.
The Parma herald. (Parma, Idaho) 1903-1917, 1914-02-26
Saves wife and Babes Burning.

Raymond. Wssh.-Cstehing his two
babies as they were thrown from the
burning home through window shove
by his wife. who then jumped and was
caught by him. E ID. kuuth. who had
dropped from the window. saved his
family by narrow margin when his
home in Riverdale was destroyed
The Parma herald. (Parma, Idaho) 1903-1917, 1914-02-26
Frills Not for Farmer.

Washington, d. C. = The American
farmer is not squandering his money
on frills and furbelows. John T. Golfer
told the joint congressional rural cred
its committee The farmers of this
country need rural credit system. !"
said DR.. Golfer. They will not run
to extravaganza if money is made
cheaper for them. The American
farmers borrow money. according to
my investigation. for good and useful
purpose"
The Parma herald. (Parma, Idaho) 1903-1917, 1914-02-26
The Only Way.

Mrs. Pankhurst. as the Majestic
sailed from New York, talked to a re-
porter about the comparative deceit
fulness Of men and women
Women said the reporter, are
the more deceitfui--
No said Mrs. Pankhurst, men
are the worse Look at the way they
deceive their wives
Mrs. Pankhurst smiled and tossed
her head
-Oh. no. she said How could the
average man ever get a wife If he
didn't deceive her7--New York Trib-
une-
The Parma herald. (Parma, Idaho) 1903-1917, 1914-02-26
Japanese Submarine Gone.

Hiroshima, Japan-A Japanese sub
marine attached to the protected
cruiser Hirado has been missing for
three days. The naval attaches be-
lieve she has met with disaster and
that all have been drowned The sub
marine had been dispatched to search
for torpedoes lost during practice off
Kakumaiitma.
The Parma herald. (Parma, Idaho) 1903-1917, 1914-02-26

George Cohan, just the day before
his automobile accident, was talking
to me about beautiful chorus gill
who had married millionaire OF 7S
years." said a Philadelphia impresario.
Il was shocked. ! was indignant,
for the girl Is one Of the loyeliest crea-
lures I've ever seen.
ITO think Of heri' growled To
think that that beautiful. beautiful
girl should sell herself to such an old
ruini'
"Cohan smiled his queer little twist
ed smile.
My dear boy he said, this isn't a
sale-it's lease Washington Her
aid.
The Parma herald. (Parma, Idaho) 1903-1917, 1914-02-26
William Accepts Throne.

Nuewied. Germany = Prince Will
liam, of Wied. entered the ranks of
European sovereigns Monday when he
formally accepted the throne of AL
bania, rendered to him by Esssd
Pasha. at the head of deputation of
Albanian notables.
The Parma herald. (Parma, Idaho) 1903-1917, 1914-02-26
A Girl All Riqht.

Mark Twain, SO the story goes. was
walking on Hannibal street when be
met woman with her youthful fam
lily.
$50 this is the little girl. eh?" MARI
said to her as she displayed her chill
dren. and this sturdy little urchir
in the bib belongs, / suppose, to the
contrary sex?"
'Yessah," the woman replied; yes
sab, OATS girl, too."-Exchange-
The Parma herald. (Parma, Idaho) 1903-1917, 1914-02-26

Write Murine Eye Remedy Co. Chicago. for
<e-page Illustrated Eye Book Free Write all
about Your Eye Trouble aud they viii advise
as 10 the Proper Application of the Murine
Eye Remedies in Your Special Case Yoar
Druggist will tell you that Murine Relieves
Sore Eyes. Strengthens Weak Eyes Doesn't
Smart, Soothes Eye Pain. and sells for Soc.
Try II in Your Eyes and In Baby's Eyes for
Sezly Eyelids and GrsnGlztlon-
The Parma herald. (Parma, Idaho) 1903-1917, 1914-02-26

ooh, by the way. dear" said the
merchant as he was preparing to leave
the house in the morning. IF l find
can't be home to dinner / will send a
note by messenger"
Don't trouble" said his wife, sweet
ly, Il have already found it on the
blottingpad Western Mail.
The Parma herald. (Parma, Idaho) 1903-1917, 1914-02-26
Storm in Spain Fierce.

Madrid-Fierce storms of wind and
rain are raging the whole length of
Spain. The teleprsgh lines are down
in all directions and in some instances
trains have found it impossible to
make Roadway against the hurricane
force Of the wind.
The Parma herald. (Parma, Idaho) 1903-1917, 1914-02-26

Son IA golf enthusiast)-You must
acknowledge, father. that it requires
a great deal Of skill to drive ball 100
yards.
Old Farmer-Shucks, 1t don't re-
quire half as much skill as 1t does to
drive a pig 80 feet--Boston Tran
script.
The Parma herald. (Parma, Idaho) 1903-1917, 1914-02-26
AlasI

A cheerful prophet upon the staff Of
the New York Sun assures US that
after Christmas eggs will be cheap.
But who has the price Of even a cheap
egg after Christmas ?-Louisville
Courier-Journal
The Parma herald. (Parma, Idaho) 1903-1917, 1914-02-26
Only One He KNEW.

Can you give me an example Of a
toothless animal OF the mammalian
group7~ asked a teacher of small
boy in the class OF zo-logy-
Yes. sir" said the boy, promptly
Indeed. What is it,"
My grandma Boston Globe
The Parma herald. (Parma, Idaho) 1903-1917, 1914-02-26
Inc chznre courteous

cIient-cood gracious. What ca
ricature2
Painter-Excuse me; that's por-
trait of myself
Client-Oh. Iifelike; very lifelike,
I'm sure.-Fliegende Batter
The Parma herald. (Parma, Idaho) 1903-1917, 1914-02-26

Write Allen :. Olmsted, lie Roy, y Y, for q
Zee sample OF Aliens Foot-Esse- II cures
iTeztiEg, hot swollen, sching feet II makes
new or tight snoes easy. A certain cure Tor
-otn ingrcwtuz nails and buuionz- All drug
lists sell Il &c Don't accept any substitute.
The Parma herald. (Parma, Idaho) 1903-1917, 1914-02-26

The good man was shocked when
the little boy asked him for match.
do you know where little boys go
when they smoker" asked the good
man.
Yes, SIR" replied the boy. Back
Of Smiths lumber yard"
The Parma herald. (Parma, Idaho) 1903-1917, 1914-02-26

did you come back on an all-steel
trainf"
when the walters sD& porters fin
lshed plucksng me. l felt sure that II
vas "-Birmingham Age-Herald-
The Parma herald. (Parma, Idaho) 1903-1917, 1914-02-26
Dark and Fair

Faint heart never won fair lady"
II detest that proverb."
why so?"
Il consider it a slap at us bru
nettes. kansas City Journal
The Parma herald. (Parma, Idaho) 1903-1917, 1914-02-26

The Chief Clerk-If l am wanted
win be in with the manager.
The Latest AcQuisition-Yessir An
II you are not wanted where viii yer
be.-Sydney Bulletin
The Parma herald. (Parma, Idaho) 1903-1917, 1914-02-26

Mr.. Rockefeller systematically re
marks that stocks are as good as eggs,
and some financiers seem to think
they are as easily scrambled.-Balt-
more American
The Parma herald. (Parma, Idaho) 1903-1917, 1914-02-26
ReturnIna : FAVOR.

Returning Favor.
-It's going to be war to the knife
declared the suburban man, who was
feeding his chickens
What novz" asked the friend
Why, Blinks sent me box Of axle
grease and advised me to use II on my
lawn mower
~WeI1z-'
We'll. sent it back and told him to
use it on his daughters voice LIP
pincott's Magazine
The Parma herald. (Parma, Idaho) 1903-1917, 1914-02-26
March Of Progress.

How long must wait for this pres
cription7'
About thirty minutes" answered
the druggist, "but you can occupy
your time pleasantly. Here is coup
on which entities you to admission to
our moving picture show"
The Parma herald. (Parma, Idaho) 1903-1917, 1914-02-26

Most Of the licorice root used in
America comes from the marshy
plains Of Turkey and Russia.
The Parma herald. (Parma, Idaho) 1903-1917, 1914-02-26
If YOU'RE cRoucHy

1t Is likely that your liver needs stir.
ring up. Wright's Indian Vegetable
Pills will set you right quickly Adv.
The Parma herald. (Parma, Idaho) 1903-1917, 1914-02-26

And how's your husband. Mrs.
3loggsg"
-E's still rather poorly, ma'am.
thank ye kindly e's bin suffering a
lot with is gastric ulsteri
The Parma herald. (Parma, Idaho) 1903-1917, 1914-02-26

Teacher-Tommy Slimson. have you
any good excuse for being late?
Tommy (beaming)-Yes, ma'am-
Teacher-What is it?
Tommy-Waffles.- Bazaar
The Parma herald. (Parma, Idaho) 1903-1917, 1914-02-26

| DIR. Peery's vermifuge Dead Shot" kills
and e1peis Worms in very few hours
The Parma herald. (Parma, Idaho) 1903-1917, 1914-02-26

Sore Eyes, cranulafed Kyelids and Sites
promptly healed with Roman Eye Bal
sam Adv.
The Parma herald. (Parma, Idaho) 1903-1917, 1914-02-26

why did you offer me that Skye
terrier7"
Because. madam. thought you
must be star
The Parma herald. (Parma, Idaho) 1903-1917, 1914-02-26

California's 1918 deciduoas fruits
netted growers S1S.5Qo.00Q-
The Parma herald. (Parma, Idaho) 1903-1917, 1914-02-26
REBELS KILL BRITON
Three Other Foreigners Believed
to Have Been Executed.
Alien Rancher, Incensed at Treat
ment by Rebels, Had Declared
He Would Protest to Villa

Ell Paso-The execution, or murder.
Of William S. Benton, British sub
ject, by General Francisco Villa, head
Of the Mexican rebels, at Juarez, has
become known here and caused intense
excitement
Two other British subjects, John
Lawrence and a companion named
Curtis, who went to look for Benton,
are also missing.
Gustav Bauch, who was being tried
for being a spy, also disappeared
Thomas ID. Edwards, American consul
at Jurez, said that when friends of
Bauch went to visit him with bedding
and food, he was not in the cell where
he had been held incommunicado since
last Sunday, while his trial was being
held
Reports were numerous that Bauch
would be shot The consul is conf
dent that Bauch was not removed to
Chihuahua, as he watched the train
leave with General Villa on board
Stewart quoted a rebel officer,
whose name he did not learn, as re-
marking:
well, we've gotten rid of three
more gringoes-
Benton was one of the most prom
inent foreigners residing in Northern
Mexico Previous to adopting resolu-
tons in mass meeting condemning the
government for its handling Of Mexi-
The Parma herald. (Parma, Idaho) 1903-1917, 1914-02-26

Putnam Fadeless Dyes make
no muss.
The Parma herald. (Parma, Idaho) 1903-1917, 1914-02-26

tldlIUIL IOclUIS S<ltl tIlty Kl6W Oh uOtnlnS that
would help me- / took Lydia L Pinkhams Vege-
table Compound and became regular and free
from pain am thankful for such good medi-
cine and will always give it the highest praise"-
Mrs. c II. GRHrrrH, 1905 Madison Av, Cleveland. O.
.Write to LYDIA E.PINKHAM MEDICINE co.
~ (C0NFIDENTIAL)L LYNN, MASS, for advice.
Your letter will be opened. read and answered
BIZ woman and held in strict confidence.
The Bottineau courant. (Bottineau, Bottineau County, N.D.) 1895-1929, 1914-04-10

people than by declining to fight. he
concluded, so long as the affair would
not interfere with his meeting with
Mathewson. to let it proceed.
He was on the ground the next
morning waiting for NJ. du Plessis.
who had not arrived. when a carriage
drove up and out stepped a lady at
tended by a maid. She drew aside
her veil and revealed the features of
Mile de Boyer. VaudeIais vas thun-
derstruck.
How long. NJ. lie Count" she said.
since you constituted yourself my
guardian. with the right to say who
shall and who shall not pay me at
tention?"
"Hortense. what do you mean by
such wordsT
II mean that l have heard that you.
whose brains are In your limbs. have.
under pretext. challenged a man
whose brains are In his head because
hs danced with me several times at q
recent ball. l propose that you shall
ukOS SSIkIC Will UC tOA OAS
invitations, after which you may set
tie with him for giving them"
Throwing OF a long cloak. she re
vealed a fencing costume. Vaudelais
did all in his power to avoid lighting
q woman and succeeded only by
pledging himself to withdraw bis
challenge to Mathewson. admitting
the true reason for having given it
with an abject apology.
AathewsOn was in a shooting gal
lery when he received the counts
withdrawal. he ~endeavored to dis
cover the eason for its reception. but
Mile. de Boyer had pledged every one
concerned not to reveal the truth
When Mathewson left for America pt
would have taken Mile. de Boyer with
him as his wife. but she was related
to the royal family, and to marry
commoner and go to the American
wilderness was not to be thought O.
for 4 moment.
The Bottineau courant. (Bottineau, Bottineau County, N.D.) 1895-1929, 1914-04-10
|AnAppeal tohe
Sense of Beauty
By EUNIG BLAKE

DR.. Worthington was the physician
If the upper ten thousand-not q ply
sician of the upper ten thousand, but
the physician of that class. He was
thirty-five years old and considered the
handsomest man of the city in which
he lived and practiced his profession.
One night a lamp exploded in the
home Of a young widow, setting 6re
to the clothes of an old lady, a men,
Der Of the family, and burning her 80
severely that she lived but tw~enty-four
hours after the accident. Every doc
tor in the neighborhOod was called in.
among them DR.. WorthingtOn. There
was little that could be done for the
patient, who was known to every
doctor there, but there was a great
deal to be done in calming those pres
emit As soon az the physician Of the
upper ten thousand entered practition-
ers earning a beggarly 5000 to $780,
600 a year i~nstinctively withdrew into
their shells. and when he spoke In bis
musical baritone voice a few words
enjoining quiet a calm fell upon every
one in the room.
Mrs. Allandale, the young widow in
whose house the accident occurred,
was 80 impressed with DR.. Worthing'
toms a~ristocratic bearing. his self con
troll and that influence be possessed over
his fellow beings. especially women
that she resolved to win him for bel
second husband. Mrs. Allandale had
heard a story about the doctors havina
b employ q chaperon at his ONCE and
realized that her game must be played
With great delicacy in order to be sue
cessful.
About q week after The 0sath and
burial Of the person who waA burned
d. W0rthington was called 70 visit
Mn Allandale. 10 responded at encs
The Bottineau courant. (Bottineau, Bottineau County, N.D.) 1895-1929, 1914-04-10
SMUGGLERS OF SLIGO"
(Rolianco %vn roolc, ia tho storv

~THE sMUGGLERs OF SLIGO"
(Reliance. two reels) is the story
Of al Irish smuggler Of a hun.
>red years ago. He has q beautiful
daughter whom the mate Of the SNUG
Cling ship loves. She loves a revenue
officer. Her father quits smuggling for
his daughters sake. The mate gives
up all hope Of winning the girl and
saves the life of the revenue officer by
pescuing him from the sea, where the
smugglers had cast him. The mate Is
killed by a stray shot. The revenue
officer is accused. but later is cleared
Of all blame and wins the girl.
Motion picture fans will not miss
such splendid new movies as "The Lion
and the Mouse" (Lubin, six parts;
judith Of Bethulia" (biograph, four
parts); "Romany Spy" OPathe. three
parts), and Lost In Midocean." vita
graph, three parts.
The Bottineau courant. (Bottineau, Bottineau County, N.D.) 1895-1929, 1914-04-10

General Villa Is to become 4 moving
picture actor in the interests Of his
cause. Harry 4. Aitken, president Of
the Mutual Film corporation, who con
tracted with the Constitutionalist lead
er for the exclusive movie privilege
with the rebel army In the Mexican
war, has signed another contract with
the rebel leader. This is for a great
serial moving picture Of many reels on
1.-The Life Of General villa" The gen.
eral will himself play the title role and
has already posed for the preliminary
pictures portraying him as an agricul-
tuHist on his own farm in Mexico.
The Leading Players Film company
will release shortly q three reel fea-
ture film entitled "The Sparrow" in
which Nine. Polaire, the French ac-
tress, plays the leading role. Nine.
Polaire is known as the ugliest wo-
man IN the world"
The Bottineau courant. (Bottineau, Bottineau County, N.D.) 1895-1929, 1914-04-10

Edison players, 1s seen IN a new phOtO
play. 1.-The Message In the Rose" just
released.
The Mohawk Film company has ar
ranged for the production Of twelve
notable photo plays, including the IA
nous dramas Of James A. Herne, Of
which Hearts of Oak" will be the
FIRST release. Special models were con-
structed for the scenic sets Of this
play, being the first miniature scenic
models ever designed for motion pic
lures. This popular feature Aim Is in
I'VE reels. All the exterior are actual
reproductions of scenes on the coast
Of Maine. The company will release
one feature film a month.
Victor Hugo's Lies Miserables," in
nine reels, has made a big hit in New
York city.
The Bottineau courant. (Bottineau, Bottineau County, N.D.) 1895-1929, 1914-04-10
tormitto

intermittent.
Knickor-Any luck9
Bocker-No. The fish seemed to ba
u part time sch00ls.-New FORK Times
The Bottineau courant. (Bottineau, Bottineau County, N.D.) 1895-1929, 1914-04-10
An Appeal g Pride.

tH..-. H"-- Nv VPVOOv ~ = 7.
Though smoking cigarettes p really
harmful for boys. they smoke not BE-
cause they are basically bad. but in
imitation Of their elders. It is the
parents duty to prove to the boy that
smoking may prevent bis becoming an
athlete and that It will affect his chest
Expansion ana muscular development
See 10 Il that he d~istfnguishes the real
nom tie cheap sport and desires -
initiate ne r1ght kind of older fa]low.
The Bottineau courant. (Bottineau, Bottineau County, N.D.) 1895-1929, 1914-04-10
Rainproof Hood.

UatOpTOOS 5JOOOs
My children never carry umbrellas,
writes a friend. Instead each one IL
provided with a rainproof hood, which
when not needed is buttoned into an
inside pocket Of the overcoat.
II rain comes on the hood IL button
ed ON to the buttons sewed under the
collar Of the coat. When the collar IL
turned up and the hood drawn owe the
head the little n IL as coy a. pos
sible and takes no harm from the
rain.
The hood can be quickly dried after
ward. I find 1t a far better plan than
providing umbrellas. which are always
getting damaged.
The Wisconsin tobacco reporter. (Edgerton, Wis.) 1877-1950, 1914-09-18
Fort "A CK1nSOn.

The A. r. Hoard Koshkonong hotel
closed Tuesday. The 1914 season at
this popular resort was most success
full.
Rev. Fred Staff, formerly pastor Of
the First Congregational church of Fort
Atkinson, left Santa Anna, CAL, last
week for an indefinite stay in Europe.
Fewer licenses would have been TAX
en- out here this fall had the purchaser
not overlooked the fact that the season
for water fowls closes Sept. 30-only
23 days of shooting.
The James Co., the youngest of all
manufacturing interests Of Fort At
kinson, seems to have made the most
rapid progress. With the completion
of the new building the past summer
the company now employs about 225
men and girls and are turning out their
product at a rate that is simply as
tonishing. For the month of August
orders to the amount of $50, 900 were
handled and the prospect is good for a
still greater increase. The James Co.
set a good example in one thing, that
is, in doing all they can to supply the
farmers with whom they deal with the
latest and best knowledge of wise and
sanitary stabling. The knowledge is
supplied without charge.
The Wisconsin tobacco reporter. (Edgerton, Wis.) 1877-1950, 1914-09-18
Milton

Robert West, who has been employ
ed this summer at Salem, W. Va, in
editing and managing the Salem Ex-
press, has decided to remain and look
after the interests of the paper and
complete his college course at Salem
college, He would have been senior
this year at Milton.
Mrs. M. j. Estes, whose maiden
name was Mary Oviatt, died Sept. 3rd
in Rapid City, S. D. She had only re-
Gently returned to her home in South
Dakota after visit with her sisters,
Mrs. James Kelly and Mrs. j. S. Gil
bert. Five sisters, three daughters
and two sons survive her.
Miss Eleanor Brown returned Satur-
day from her trip to the old countries.
Her experiences were varied and many
and she was glad to arrive home safe
and well. Thursday she left for Madi-
son where she will attend the wedding
will go from there to Carroll, Wis,
where she has position as teacher.
Monday evening just after the 4:52
train had left for Chicago, Sern Serns,
a local carpenter, was thrown by his
horse onto the track where Clear Lake
avenue ends near the st. Paul hotel. A
moving freight train was only few
feet away and Serns was unable to es-
cape being rolled under the pilot of the
engine. The few who witnessed the
accident surely expected to see him
taken out a mangled corpse, but luckily
the pilot was high and when the train
was brought to stop he was found
pinned down with the front wheels of
the engine on his cobt. When pulled
out he was found to have suffered no
serious injury, though his head was
badly bruised and cut. He had algiht-
ed from his buggy and as the train ap
preached the horse became frightened.
He grabbed it by the bit, but it reared
and threw him, overturning the buggy
and escaping up the track.
The Wisconsin tobacco reporter. (Edgerton, Wis.) 1877-1950, 1914-09-18
Deatnesseannot be Cured

by local applications, as they cannot
reach the diseased portion of the ear
There is only one way to cure deafness,
and that is by constitutional remedies.
Deafness is caused by an infamed con-
dition of the mucous lining of the Eus-
tachian Tube. When this tube gets in
famed you have rumbling sound or
imperfect hearing, and when it is en-
tirely closed deafness is the result, and
unless the inflammation can be taken out
and this tube restored to its normal con-
dition, hearing will be destroyed forever,
nine cases out of ten are caused by ca
tarrh, which is nothing but an inflamed
condition of tie mucous surfaces.
We will give One HundredDollars for
any case of deafness Caused by catarrh)
that cannot be cured by Halls Catarrh
Cure. Send fro circular, free.
F. J. Cheney & Co., Toledo, y.
rw Sold by druggists, 75c.
Take Halls Family Pills for Constipation