The mirror. (Stillwater, Minn.) 1894-1925, 1914-10-15
KITCHEN WRANGLEs
By The Baron

0y Inc D0TO
shiver-mf.timbers: The Drum Major is
in the "Clink. .@
o. c. has gone, and we are all jubilant
over bis departure.
Ole H. and lawn were a it again Cham
mer and tongs," the other evening 1t
was draw.
Frosty Face has been busy all week
shorelng steam, it's there the war CEN
sor placed the dele) of job.
''Vie Gates, quoth Hugo to Edouard
the dough.nut compounder. "Aye tank
ave lose my vob if 1t wasn't for the gates,
replied the -four artist.
The Prince of Wales who is heir appar-
ent, has girls hp, so it is said. IL is a
case of no hair apparent-Guard Sederberg
has received his shaving ticket again.
Several hogs were disposed of at the farm.
Chef ouvre, Butch, was the executioner.
Maure hotel, Monsieur Doyle, seemed
delighted wth.-Rale Orish Canaries.
Gee, soiloquised Frosty Face, ''some
guy must have hit Duke an awful BAN on
the beak, when he wor Pup He reminds
me of der Glnk in Joisey wot got black
eye wild a white wash brush.
RefractorinesS is apparently obnoxious at
times. If the Gent who resides near the
Garcon's rooms, would please see the ply
sIcian, he would find some excellent reme-
dy that would alleviate his cough.
Generalissimo, Butch, attacked the enc
my Ill on his lonesome, SO skliltul was his
maneuver, that he captured fourteen
hogs, and sack of ~atermelons. GArcon
Able has been invited to the banquet.
Mac the waiter had bad attack of tooth.
ache during the week The Firm of Sher-
lock Baron Co. inc. introduces formula,
the diagnosis a simple matter. Robert
says 'toothache is the hell of all dis
eases.
To applaud at the opportune moment,
either, at the ''lnovies'' or play denotes
interest and sagacity. Will the gentleman
who is so persistent in shaking hands with
himself during the pantomime, please sit
on them?
"Why don't you join the Choir" said
General Stonewail to Pat The dlshwasher,
''you seem to have both puissant and
punctIious voice. Sure an its ballet
singer OF am bedad," replied Patrlc.-
80, der vashdisher it iss nit iss legs he
does sing. Ach der Pat" ventured the
whimsical Hugo.
''Say Paddy said clerk Harry, "would
the words phlloprogenitiveness antimon-
aechicaI, and Paralelogram form syllo-
gism, ''why, no, replied the King of
baseball; but, humpba :ked man rid
ing camel over the brow of hill, would
be as, o S. war censors again butt in
Limburger proposition.
The Gum Shoe Lancers have received
their war song which will be sung ante bel
rum, Music by Otto Mobile.
Have you heard of our last battle,
How the Gatln guns did CATTLE,
How our teeth did bravely rattle,
None so brave as we.
Shells flew thick with eggs inside
of EN-, etc. etc.
Professor Bugtrala the Kitchen scientist,
EtymoIogist, Baccalaureat, introduced for
his subject last Sunday, various Islands that
have become demotic The Philippines,
said the learned Prof is sylogism-, That
is the place where Philip pines for his St.
Helena interrupted Nit, "Wot about der
Isles of Dorgs.' said Frosty, dot the
blaze ISIS we're der Pussy-cat lives on not. -
exclaimed Hugo.
A cinch for the toothache cure is, to go
forman Alexander and borrow piece of
Manila Irvine, tie it firmly around the
molar, then, faSten the other end of the
twne, to a lamp-post, secure the service
of the Count, who will deliver one of his
boomerang shots, the patient will jerk the
head to an angle of forty five degrees, this
will bring the tooth out at once, the suffer-
er should take off his left shoe throw it
right thru the center of the window, and
the pane is gone.