Saturday news. (Watertown, S.D.) 19??-19??, 1914-11-05

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The old-fashioned man who used u write love letters that fig
ured in a breach Of promise case now has a son who makes sure therea
isn't a photograph under the lounge before. he starts to make love tol
a girl
An article in a current magazine contending that the mascuineE
form is more beautiful than the feminine, sort Of Jared us until wei
found that the article was written by a woman.
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Three men were going hunting and one was delegated TO buy Sly
worth Of cheese and crackers. And the other two men jumped onI
him and beat him up for wasting SO much money on the cheese and
crackers
monte I s sits &, ' psss saat y fsa sssa,H q asss & : E Fas', v Gs' ns sass sbat A az
beds will pc narrower and the chairs will have Sits u them
Another religious denomination declares that he'll 81 myth. e
this is 50, What becomes Of the man who blows u 2 dollar 9 round
drsn because they cry for a pennya
4 princess wont believe this: But the reason why carrots ar ss
stove and get sour face steamed while the carrots are boiling
The world may be growing better. But there are still d whole
lot Of people who regard Y toothbrush as something 9 dude uses
"A man Gan go to the devil and get back. But d woman cant
= = ne'0nh ueke
An eastern paper METERS to him as To-day Roosevelt. Better
kick i'm With your SIX uents damages and avoid a windy trial Luke
McImke in 'Mineinnati ENQUIRER
Mark sheafe ought to be arrested IS ! Glasssmasher. and also
Barker claims he elected four democrats Well possibly he
Byrnis got ~ easily i the state because Bhe old stalWart wing
is square Theresa reason
- What happened to Hantena' Easy enough HE weight ol
asdahg Mayed heavily on him.
i You can induce the 3 2. 70 fight you, set INTO the race
Yon7s got a cinch before the start.
PdHtically speaking, there seems to Is sure Way to win II Cod
|angton eounty, and that is to have it against you!
l%&8 Observation-Disclosures
The old axiom that h who lives in ! Glass house shouldn't
throw stones has been again impressed upon the pubic mind,
D. got twice around the track before il L.oaaght on. wen
whisperSto you, thatsVhen you're m a race you have got toHwatch the
Ralph Horswill hung little Biny,s hide up on the political fence.
Well, Ralph is built like a Hambletonian, and, anyway, he had an
leightyear handicapt
The next time Ralph Horswil starts in 4 race he oughtto notify
the other fellows in advance 70 get, out Of the Way and let a fellow
have dear sailing who knows how TO run
Hantena j. a. Hanteng Why, everybody knows that Hanten
is honest, bright, Intelligent and a good business man. The dHas-
ter came because Of the Way is was. promulgated
This man Haugan i some goer, too He and H0rswill should
have officially notified their competitors what they expected to- do
and thus saved the other fellows from making q campaign.
stJim'' Paterson's smile was some expanse yesterday morning
made one whit Rs difference to the west-side county commissioner, but
because of the fact that the vote of confidence ia the county board
Two things the local daily made 1 special fight 81. One was
the election Of the democratic candidate for county commissioner and
the other was the defeat Of the poor farm proposition, and on both
of these the city of WatertoWn recorded itself prononncedly on the
opposite side. Must be something wrong with either Watertown or
the other feuow-which is ft9
The TASTE Of the First Kiss.
THE greatest surprise il the world to ! girl who Is kissed for
the first time is that there is no taste to it, declares an exchange,
[whereupon another exchange, whose editor is obviously speaking
from q wide experience, declares that the man who invented the
phrase, aNo taste to the first kiss is a human icebox.
They tell ms he AYERS, and then suddenly thinking of his either
half be hastens e add i qualifying ne phrase, those who have tried 81
that it tastes like the double-distined essence of honey spread thick
On d large fat slice Of pumpkin pie; that itstaste resembles a sip of