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Daily capital journal. (Salem, Oregon) 1903-1919, 1914-01-23
Worms tho oanpn of Your ohildln Painu

Worms the Cause Of Your ohild's Pains
A foul, disagecable breath, dark cir
clcs around tho eyes, at times fevorish,
with great thirst cheeks flushed and
then pale, abdomen swollen with sharp
cramping pains arc all indications Of
worms Don't let your child suffer
Kickapoo Worm Killer will give sure
relief. II kills the woms-whlo ia
laxative effect add greatly to the
health Of your child by removing the
dangerous and disagroeablo effects Of
worms and parasites from the system.
Kickapoo Worm Killer as a health pro.
Queer should bo in every household.
Perfectly safe, Buy box today Price
25c All druggists or by mail. Kicka.
poo Indian Med Co., Philadelphia OF
ST.. Louis.
Daily capital journal. (Salem, Oregon) 1903-1919, 1914-01-23
DR.. STONES
Drug Store

The only cash drug store In Oregon,
owes no one, and no one owes II; car.
rles large stock its shelves, counters
and show cases are loaded with drugs.
medicines, notions, toilet articles,
wines and liquors Of all kinds for me.
dicinal purposes, DR.. Stone is n regi.
lar graduate in medicine and has had
many years Of experience in the prac.
tice. Consultations are free Prescrp.
tions arc free, and only regular price
for medicine. DR., Stone can be found
at his drug store, Salem, Ore, from :
In tho morning until o At night. Ere,
delivery TO all parts Of the city.
Mail orders FOR any drug, medicine
patent medicine or notion will be for.
warded by parcel post on receipt Of
price in postage stamps and from ] Ia
10 cents In stamps to cover postage
Daily capital journal. (Salem, Oregon) 1903-1919, 1914-01-23

Meritol White Liniment Is q splon.
did application for Sore Throat, Cold
on the Lungs, Group and Pains in the
Chest. saturate piece Of flannel
cloth with the Liniment and use as a
plaster. It is very penetrating, will
not blister and is very effective, Cap.
ital Drug Store, Salem, Ore, exclusive
agents.
Daily capital journal. (Salem, Oregon) 1903-1919, 1914-01-23
Chronic Indigestion Permanently Cured

OIIIVIHV IIIUIBVpVIVII T IuIHIuIVIOIJ VUIUU'
"Six years ago." writes S. =. Car
penter, East Aurora, N. Y, 81 was in
very bad shape suffering from indi-
gestion, could not eat solid food when
a friend advised me to try Chamber.
lain's Tablets. l found such relief
from one box that / continued using
them until cured, and though six years
have elapsed have not felt the slight
est return of my former thouble, 4" For
sale by all dealers.
Daily capital journal. (Salem, Oregon) 1903-1919, 1914-01-23

FOR TRADE-Five-room house on
Trade street, near cannery, for West
Salem house. R. ], Kinney route 2,
box a. Salem, Ore
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oH1RopRAoT1o. sprNoao11sT

DIR. 0. L. SCOTT-Graduate of CHR
opractic's Fountain Head, Davenport,
Iowa. If you have tried everything
and have got no relief, try Chiroprac-
sic spinal adjustments and get well.
Office 4O6.7-S U. s. National Bank
Building. Phone Main 81. Residence
Main 1929.
Daily capital journal. (Salem, Oregon) 1903-1919, 1914-01-23
The "Mischief Quartette" and It's
Work.

Each year the month of January
numbers its list of victims from in
fluenza, la grippe, bronchitis and pneu
mOnia. La grippe coughs seriously
weaken the system and when they hang
on, are sign Of general dibility. The
use of Foley's Honey and Tar Com
pOunl will promptly check the cough
heal the inflamed air passages, pre-
venting the development of la grippe
to most serious condition, Keep it on
hand. Contains no opiates j. G. Per
ry.
Daily capital journal. (Salem, Oregon) 1903-1919, 1914-01-23

FOR SALE OR TRADE-32O acres of
land near Burlington, Colo; will
trade for Willamette valley property.
What hove you7 W. H. Grabenhorst
& Co., rooms l and Bush bank bldg,
Daily capital journal. (Salem, Oregon) 1903-1919, 1914-01-23

SIX PER CENT LOANS-Ou farms
orchard lands, city residence or bust
ness property, to buy, build, improve
extend or refund mortgages or other
securities; terms reasonable; special
privileges; correspondence invited
Dept. L, GIG Commonwealth bldg
Denver Colo, or Dept, I, 749 Henry
bldg, Seattle, Wash.
Daily capital journal. (Salem, Oregon) 1903-1919, 1914-01-23

SALEM HUMANE socIETY-D. D.
Keeler, president; Mrs. Lou Tillson,
secretary. All cases Of cruelty or
neglect Of dumb animals should be
reported to the society for ihveati.
raHt
Daily capital journal. (Salem, Oregon) 1903-1919, 1914-01-23

good sound horse, weight
about 1900 pounds, will take such an
animal as part payment for good
lot on paved street, two blocks from
car line. Square Deal Realty Co., U.
S. Bank building. Room 904. Phone
47O.
Daily capital journal. (Salem, Oregon) 1903-1919, 1914-01-23
Big business seems inclined to opti.
mism, and to think that it nigh pay to
be law.abiding and decent.
How to Break Up a Bad Gold.

Geo. P. Pflung, Of Hamburg, N. Y,
says: Chamberlain 3 Cough Remedy
will break up cold the quickest Of any
thing l have ever used" This remedy
contains no opium or other narcotic. 1t
is most effectual and is pleasant and
safe to take. Try it. For sale by all
dealers.
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ABSTRACTS.

UNION ABSTRACT CO.-"Abstracts
that Protect" Our books posted up
to date each morning. Call Main 1249
and messenger will call for your
abstract. ]. c. Siegmund, president; ;
Max Gehlhar, secretary, 945 State St.
Street.
Daily capital journal. (Salem, Oregon) 1903-1919, 1914-01-23

wooDMEN OF woRLD-Meet every
Friday night at 73O o'clock in Ma.
sonic hall. Mccormack block. L. II.
Fletcher, G. c.; c. G. McElroy, clerk,
SO Court treet.
Daily capital journal. (Salem, Oregon) 1903-1919, 1914-01-23
AUoTIoNEER.

AUCTIONEER-Salem s reliable sell.
er. Farm sales solicited. Terms l
per cent; satisfaction guaranteed or
no pay. Henry E. Voorhies, Michi-
gan avenue, first street east of the
state fair grounds.
Daily capital journal. (Salem, Oregon) 1903-1919, 1914-01-23

TAKEN UP-Two fillies, years old.
Owner can have same by paying for
this ad and addressing A. NJ. Griffin,
box 80, route 8 Salem, one mile north
of Hazel Green church.
Daily capital journal. (Salem, Oregon) 1903-1919, 1914-01-23

Most people, fortunately, would
rather work than endure the privations
and indignities suffered by tramp.
ing ,non.working, everywhere unwel'
cofe "army."
Daily capital journal. (Salem, Oregon) 1903-1919, 1914-01-23
THERBsKA HAT WORKS.

HATS MADE TO oRDER-An work
guaranteed. Thereska Hat Works.
Hats Of all kinds renovated into any
hEe or style; good quality trim.
mings. 2l7 s. High street. Phone
S5l, Salem, Oregon.
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UNDERTAKERs.

LEHMAN & CLOUGH-U. ]. Lehman,
A, M. Clough, morticians and funer-
al directors. Latest modern meth
DDS known to the profession employed.
445 Court street.
Daily capital journal. (Salem, Oregon) 1903-1919, 1914-01-23

Two sheriffs and 80 soldiers are
guarding General Salazar in Texas, says
dispatch, This must make him feel
very proud.
Daily capital journal. (Salem, Oregon) 1903-1919, 1914-01-23
FOR RENT (continued.) }
FOR RENT-Furnished rooms, close in,
desirable location. S65 High street.

FOR RENT-Seven.room house on
Court street, near Fourteenth. Part.
ly furnished, heated by furnace. Mod
ern throughout. Apply to Roy H.
Mills, Spaulding Logging Company.
FOUND.
F0UND-Suit case. Inquire at Jour
al office.
Daily capital journal. (Salem, Oregon) 1903-1919, 1914-01-23
LOST

LOST-January IS; purse, containing
money. Liberal reward for return to
Journal
Daily capital journal. (Salem, Oregon) 1903-1919, 1914-01-23
MISCELLANEOUS.

SHOE REPAIRING-Salem Shoe Shop.
Mems heavy soles 75c, ladies soles
soc. All work guaranteed. 1166 State
street, corner 18th.
Daily capital journal. (Salem, Oregon) 1903-1919, 1914-01-23

Americans offer TO loan Turkey
$1200OO,000 How Huerta must wish
he were dictator Of Turkey.
Daily capital journal. (Salem, Oregon) 1903-1919, 1914-01-23

Many man is dissatisfied with his
lot because il is located too near that
of his neighbor.
Daily capital journal. (Salem, Oregon) 1903-1919, 1914-01-23

Some people are too busy talking
about themselves to talk about others.
Daily capital journal. (Salem, Oregon) 1903-1919, 1914-01-23
scAvENaER.
SAND AND GRAVEL.

SALEM CONSTRUCTION company
can supply you with sand and gravel.
Office 48l Court street. Phone Main
100. Gravel bed on Front street and
North Min Creek.
Daily capital journal. (Salem, Oregon) 1903-1919, 1914-01-23
REAL EsTATE-continued.

REAL ESTATE-Continu
WANTED-A good sound horse, weight
about 1900 pounds, will take such an
animal as part payment for a good
lot on paved street, two blocks from
car line, Square Deal Realty Co., U.
S. Bank building. Room 3O4. Phone
47O.
FOR SALE OR TRADE-32O acres of
land near Burlington, Colo; will
trade for Willamette valley property.
| What hove you7 W. H. Grabenhorst
& Co., rooms and Bush bank bldg.
FOR sALE-12O acres, suitable for
dairy and stock farm; green grass
and running water all year; some fine
timber; fair buildings; near Newport.
Price $4,000. German Investment Co.,
Sleeves building.
FOR SALE OR TRADES acres of
good land, all under cultivation, 81
miles south of Salem; will take good
work team as part payment. w. H.
Grabenhorst & Co., rooms l and 2
Bush bank building.
FOR SALE-Five room house, barn,
good well, corner lot, 15Oxl50, all in
bearing fruit; by owner. 1895, cor.
ner Saginaw and Lincoln street.
FOR sALE-1O acres of good land, all
under cultivation, small house and
barn, well, some young fruit trees, To-
ganberries, strowberries, 31S miles
from Salem; price $1,000; $3.50 cash,
balance per cent interest. W. H..
Grabenhorst & Co., rooms / and 2,
Bush bank building.
FOR TRADE-Five-room house on
Trade street, near cannery, for West
Salem house. R. ]. Kinney route 2,
box "a, Salem, Ore.
FOR SALE OR TRADE--5 acres of
land, all under cultivation, good soil;
will take city lot as first payment;
price $1,000. w. H. Grabenhorst s.
Co., rooms ! and 2 Bush bank bldg.
------s=------------
FOR SALE.
FOR sALE-COw, $50. Inquire 213
Owens street.
FOR SALE-Team, harness and wagon.
cheap. Inquire 1907 North Fourth.
FOR SALE OR TRADE-Taxicab, for
5.passenger Ford. "T," care Jour
nal.
FOR SALE-One Frazier Grey racing
sulky at bargain. Phone 544 A.
j. Anderson.
FOR SALE-New house, chicken house
one block from car, $7OO. Inquire
16 East 18th N. Portland.
FOR SALE-one horse, 8 years old,
weight 1850, well broke. Price $125.
Inquire at sos South Fifteenth.
| GUARANTEED AUTO SPRINGS-We
manufacture high grade auto and
truck springs, also repair, set up,
and re.temper old springs. Our long
list Of satisfied customers will rec
ommend our ability as leaders in
our work. Laher Auto Spring Co.,
26 North 18th ST. Portland Or.
FOR SALE" Faultless" Houdans;
this strain has been egg.bred from
trapnest records since April, 1890. l
have bred them 81 years for great
layers and 12 years for large size,
chalk.whte eggs; these fowls are ex.
| tramply hardy have neither cOmh nor
Daily capital journal. (Salem, Oregon) 1903-1919, 1914-01-23

Five-year-old child shot and killed a
banker calling at boys fathers house;
got gun from papa's pocket
Daily capital journal. (Salem, Oregon) 1903-1919, 1914-01-23
Capital Journal Want Ads
Bring Quick Results

Two cents a word for first insertion.
One cent word for each insertion
thereafter No advertisement taken for
less than 26c. Count six words to the
line.
Daily capital journal. (Salem, Oregon) 1903-1919, 1914-01-23

Huerta has changed his minister Of
finance again. That must be an ex.
ceedingly hard position.
Daily capital journal. (Salem, Oregon) 1903-1919, 1914-01-23

FOR SALE-10 acres of good land, all
under cultivation, small house and
barn, well, some young fruit trees, 10.
ganberries, strowberries, 31a miles
from Salem; price $4,000; $3.50 cash,
balance per cent interest. W. H,
Grabenhorst & Co., rooms l and 2,
Bush bank building.
Daily capital journal. (Salem, Oregon) 1903-1919, 1914-01-23
REAL ESTATE.

FOR sALE--1O acre tract just east Of
asylum, well improved; will take
town residence for part payment. Ad.
dress Route Q, Box l521A.
Daily capital journal. (Salem, Oregon) 1903-1919, 1914-01-23
PLUMBING

HEO N BARR-pmmbing, hot water
and steam heating and timing, l64
'ommerrial St.. phona NJ in -
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UNDERTAKERs.

RIGDON.RICHARDSON CO.-Funeral
directors and undertakers, 252 North
High street. Office Phone Main 1888.
Rigdon residence Main Ill.
Daily capital journal. (Salem, Oregon) 1903-1919, 1914-01-23

FOR SALE" "Faultless" Houdans;
this strain has been egg.bred from
trapnest records since April, 1890. I
have bred them 81 years for great
layers and 10 years for large size,
chalk.white eggs; these fowls are ex.
tremely hardy, have neither comb nor
waffle to freeze, and are the best all.
winter layers in open.front coops;
Families" strain Houdauj have won
every blue ribbon at New York, Chi.
cago and Philadelphia shows for past
six years; eggs and stock sold on
honor; send 10 cents for the largest
illustrated poultry catalogue ever is
sued; It tells you how to breed these
fowls, which average $50 eggs year
apiece It tells you how to net $4,000
a year from 100 hens. Il. f. McAvoy,
secretary Houdan Club, Cambridge,
N. Y.
Daily capital journal. (Salem, Oregon) 1903-1919, 1914-01-23

GUARANTEED AUTO sPRINGs-we
manufacture high grade auto and
truck springs, also repair, set up,
and re.temper old springs Our long
list Of satisfied customers will rec.
ommend our ability as leaders in
our work. Laher Auto Spring Co..
26 North 18th ST. Portland Or.
Daily capital journal. (Salem, Oregon) 1903-1919, 1914-01-23
FOR RENT

NEWLY FURNISHED RooMS-with
or without board, li7 North Liberty
street.
Daily capital journal. (Salem, Oregon) 1903-1919, 1914-01-23

R. N, Of A.--"oregOn Grape Camp"
NO. 1860, meets every Thursday ev.
ening in Mccormack building, Court
and Liberty streets. Eelovator. su.
sic Parmenter, 7sl North Front st.,
Oracle; Hazel Price, Imperial Furni.
tnre Co., recorder.
Daily capital journal. (Salem, Oregon) 1903-1919, 1914-01-23

MODERN wooDMEN OF AMERICA,
Oregon Cedar Camp No. 5246. Meets
every Thursday evening at o'clock
in Masonic hall, corner Court and
Liberty streets, Elevator service.
R. NJ. Morris, " G; Ray A. Grant,
Clerk.
Daily capital journal. (Salem, Oregon) 1903-1919, 1914-01-23

UNITED ARTISANS - Capital Assem-.
bly, No. "a, meets every Wednesday at
s p. M, in Moose Hall, W. o. Asseln,
NJ. A., ivan @. Martin, Secretary, Ma
sonic Temple.
The Emmett index. [volume] (Emmett, Idaho) 1893-1925, 1914-05-21

turned the Yankee, a trihe warm.
Eyes, and Grant paved the way
with dead soldiersw said the South
erner, his eyes glowing animatedly
"He got some of you fellows doing
it, retorted the soldier from the
North grimly.
"What about Fredericksburg and
OBSERVATION-DISCLOSURES many 'Yanks'
bit the dust there, eh?"
"And how many 'Johnnies' at vicks-
burg and Gettysburg" asked the
Union man sarcastically.
II don't care, take it altogether we
killed more of your fellows than you
did of u.s.
'But we did whip you-you got to
admit that"
"Yes, l guess you did," replied the
Southern musketeer, slowly; "but if
we'd a known how near you 'Yanks'
was played out we'd held on one
more day and then where'd you
been, I'd like to know? You kept it
hid from US, you did, and that's the
smartest thing you did in the whole
blame warl"
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A GOOD CANDIDATE WITH A
GOOD PLATFORM.

Emmett people will be- particularly
interested in the announcement Of NJ
Ea Lewis as candidate for governor,
which appears on another page of this
issue. He is so well known here as
TO need no introduction. His large
land interests on the bench and his
frequent visits here make him almost
an Emmett citizen, though mis- home
Is in Moscow
He is a clean-cut, thorough business
man. In bis public and private life he
has been clean, honest, efficient. He
has always stood for those things that
are right and good His service for
the state has been honest and efficient
His platform has the right ring. IL
stand for efficiency in public service
he says, "and think the tax dollar
should buy as much as the private dol
lar" He favors the short ballot and
it's complement, the strict responsible
ity and accountability of the officials
through the recall
Whether this is an opportune time
for Mr.. Lewis to make the race is
question, but if he is successful Idaho
will have made no mistake. The state
needs men of such character as M. f..
Lewis to conduct her business affairs.
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THE OPPRESSED BALDHEADs.


What is there about baldheadedness
20 arouse laughter? That profound
inquiry Is the plant Of baldheaded
man He doesn't see why he should
be idieuled for the loss of his hair
any more than for the loss Of a limb.
Quite right. He shouldn't be, but
he Is. There is no logical reason for.
laughing when the dignified gentle
man slips on a piece Of banana peel.
But you laugh all the same. There
rs no occasion in the world to even
smile when you see a man chase his
hat up the street. But you do. The
sense of humor doesn't work by rules
of logic
So the man who is invoutarily bald
headed is considered just as fair game
by the jokers as the human angoras
who are responsible for letting theirJ
hair grow long He oughtn't to be-
so, no doubt. Bat facts are facts.
People have been making sport Of
the baldheads from the time of Elisha.
There seems TO be nothing for the
baldheaded man 70 do except to make
the best Of it unless he has couple
of she bears handy to sick on his de-
famers, as Elisha did in the case of
the children who Knocked him as he
was going down 10 Bethel That is |
the only time on record when bald
head ever got even.
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seat herself on the back doorstep and
give the missus some good advice
about garden and poultry and can
ming fruit, that pup would sprawl on
the ground in front of her, apparent
ly asleep and at peace with the world;
and presently, as grandma fidgeted
around and her bare toes were ex-
posed to view, the pup would cock
one ear, bare his teeth like baby
smiling, make one bound and he had
her by the big toe. There would be
a scream, old fashioned "jawingp on
the part of grandma and she would
mosey off muttering her opinion of
folks who had no more sense than to
try to raise pup, anyway"
= 4 &
In small town in the heart of the
bluegrass region of the Missouri two
of the old guard were fight
ing again the battles of the eos. The
grenadier of the North was shy an
arm, while the musketeer of the
South used crutch. The fact that
hey had fought On different sides
made not the slightest particle of diff
erence in their friendship. The Uni
IN soldier admitted that Lee was
treat general. Not to be outdone in
generosity the Southerner warmly
raised Grant for his persistence. Any
Their man but General Grant would
ave committed suicide after the dis
ster at Cold Harbor,' said he who
ad been rebel"
But he kept at it until Bob Lee
ad to crawl back on Petersburg" re- /
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THE REAL DICTATOR.

recent cartoon in the Baltimore
Sun, symbolizing Mexican ignorance
as the real dictator Of Mexico, is en-
titled to the consideration of those
who hope TO see the problems of that
country solved. To country as en-
lightened as this, and this country
has much to learn, it doesn't seem
possible that peace and prosperity
can come TO a nation so densely ignor-
ant as Mexico. And, in way, ignor-
ance dictates, being. more easily in
fluenced by the agitators and mischief
makers than more enlightened race
would be. That those conditions will
improve greatly while the country
pursues a general policy of keeping
the people in ignorance, seems most
improbable. Mexico is Spanish thro
years of Spanish rule and the heri-
tage of Spanish blood, and not 80
different in form of government. And
Spain, through some four centuries
of rule of the Philippines, accomplish
ed much less in the way of pacifica-
hon and general advancement than
this country has done in fifteen years.
The difference is the difference of
education. A generation will be nee
sssary to make the needed change. and !
IS much may be said for Mexico; i,
generation under II different system
han anything the Mexicans have !
hown since throwing oil Spanish SOW )
reignty. !.
The Emmett index. [volume] (Emmett, Idaho) 1893-1925, 1914-05-21


Cheese has gone out of style"
"You still use it for tires, 1 see,'
. says Chef.
Never mind" says Petty wrath
fully. 81 get mileage out of my ma
chine; / don't drive around town and
then spend two days shoveling out
carbon"
Peculiar radiator you've got" says
Chef changing the subject. "Oh,
see; it's road sprinkler. What do
you get from the city for laying the
dust?"
81 can stop that leak in two min
utes with handful of cornmeal,"
says Petty, busily surveying Chefs
machine. "Do you still strip gear
on this thing every time you try to
back?"
"Why do you carry horn?" asks
Chef. you're wasteful; l heard your
valves chattering when l was three
blocks away"
81 didn't hear your chatter much
last Tuesday on Main street." snorts
Petty. "You cranked that thing long
enough to grind it home by hand"
"Ya-al Talk, will your" yells Chef
earnestly. "Any man who begins car
rying hot water out to his machine
in tea kettle in September knows
a lot about starting cars"
"Well, get down to business" says
Petty. "You want to trade, you say?
don't want that mess. It's an old
Dacknumber with tin springs, glass
gears and about as much compression
as bandbox. Give me $500 and
throw your machine in. l need some
hing to tie my COW to. She'd haul
way anything that was movable"
"Give you $500 for that parody on
popcorn wagon?" snorts Chef.
Why, man, the poor old thing has to
% into low to pull its shadow You're
elirious, Petty. I'll tell you what I'll
o. You give me $1,000 for my car
nd I'll agree to haul that old CALI
pc up to my barn, out of your way,
nd make a henroost out of it. Come
n now. It's your only chance"
Shortly after this they are parted ~
Y anxious friends and the show is
yer. I've known Homeburg men to
i've up a trip to Chicago because
het and Petty began to trade their
rs just before train time.
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i seasoned horsetraders discuss
ing each others wares? Horse
traders are considerable anC
tender of each others feelings com
pared with two rural motor car own
ers who are talking swap with any
enthusiasm.
"Hello, Petty" says Chef. "Separa-
tor busted AGAIN."
Everybody laughs and Chef walks
all around the machine. "Why, it
amt a separator at ALL" he finally
says. What is it, Pelty?"
"If you'd ever owned car you'd
know" grunts Amthorne, hauling off
a tire. whats become of that tin
ware exhibit you used to block up
traffic With"
Chef gets the laugh this time.
"That tinware exhibit stepped over
from Jeniesburg in 80 minutes fiat
this morning." says Chef. Lucky you
weren't on the road. I'd have thrown
mud on your windshield"
"Sayp Petty shouts. "Your machine
couldn't fall ten miles in thirty min
utes, Why don't you get real mo-
tor car? What will you give me to
boot for mine?"
They are off, and business in the
vicinity suspends.
"Ill trade with you, Petty" says
Chef calmly-quite calmly. LET me
look it over"
He walks carefully around the car,
opens the hood and looks in. Funny
engine, isn't it? l saw one like that
1t the Worlds Fair"
Petty has the hood of Chefs ma
,hine open too and is right there with
he retort courteous. as this an en-
sine or a steam heater?" he asks. &
What pressure does she carry?"
"She never heats up except when
run long time on low" Chef says .
agerly.
ooh, yes" says Petty, 81 never have
) go in low much"
"Gosh!" Chef explodes. "When you O
o up Sanders Hill they have to close
vo district schools for the noise.' h
"Only time you ever heard me | o,
as hauling you up with your broken g
ckshaft," snorts Petty. "You ought C
get some iron parts for your car. CO