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The Hood River glacier. (Hood River, Or.) 1889-1933, 1914-03-19

How Sunday Reached the Frontier,
High principle and humor have ever
made an irresistible combination. Ear
ly merchants on the American from.
tier ConSplcuously failed I'm the obsery
ance of Sunday; therefore, when a
young New Jersey trader, who had set
tied at Louisville Ky. closed his store
on the first sunday after It was open
ed there was much ado In the town
Other establishments kept open-hud
he not noticed it, he was asked Yes
he knew IT, Why did he closer lie
was. the first to do SO; he must know
that also.
why" said fScetious merchant
sunday hasn't yet crossed the noun
tains."
Yes, it has" declared the ncwcom
er, pleasantly 81 brought 1t with me-
That simple and ready reply proved
more effective than any amount of ar
gument, and although he was the first
to observe the day in town, he soon
had many followers In Sunday closing
Youths Companion.
The Hood River glacier. (Hood River, Or.) 1889-1933, 1914-03-19
Rats.

In America 1t is estimated that the
of rats is nearly equal to the
population, but they are not nearly as
or destructive as the rats
found in many Of the foreign countries
and are more easily eXterminnted 1t
is estimated by Professor Elliott that
there are 100000 rats in the British
isles. lnda's population is outnum-
bercd by rats to the extent Of four rats
to each human being.
The Hood River glacier. (Hood River, Or.) 1889-1933, 1914-03-19
Knew He Was Honest.

A man who kept a small shop was
waiting on single customer early one
morning His little boy and he We're
alone at the time, and the shopkeeper
was Obliged to go upstairs for some
change. Before doing so he whispered
to the little chap-tO watch the custom
er to see that he didn't steal anything
Very soon the proprietor returned
with the necessary change, and the
boy sang out, "He didn't steal any
thing, pa; watched him"
The Hood River glacier. (Hood River, Or.) 1889-1933, 1914-03-19
WANTED

Wanted = A disc. John Duckwal; tele'
phone 80 Odell ml9
The Hood River glacier. (Hood River, Or.) 1889-1933, 1914-03-19
For Representative

hereby announce myselfas .Repub-
lican candidate for Representative from
the Twenty-ninth District subject to the
will of the voters, to be expressed at the
primaries in May. If nominated and
elected pledge myself to advocate and
work for economy, decency, more liber-
al laws for the collecting OF taxes, and
the extension, perfection and perpetual
ton of the "Oregon System"
LPd. adv. j. +. ANDERSON
The Hood River glacier. (Hood River, Or.) 1889-1933, 1914-03-19

Lost Saturday Evening-A signet ring with
initials j. II. Valuable only to owner. Please
leave at office of the G Iacier ml9
The Hood River glacier. (Hood River, Or.) 1889-1933, 1914-03-19

Agents wanted to sell our oils, refences re-
quired. Valley oil Co., Cleveland, Ohio mig
The Hood River glacier. (Hood River, Or.) 1889-1933, 1914-03-19
BombaY's Bird Market.

Ii is a common practice In India to
keep birds rs pets In captivity, parrots
being most popular for this purpose,
but cockatoeS, mainas "a smaller kind
Of talking bird, canary birds, doves
and gray headed love birds are also
frequently seen in cages. The bird
market at Bombay is one Of the
unique sights Of that city, there be-
ing offered for sale there thousands Of
birds, chiefly from India and the east
coast Of Africa, especially Zanzibar.
The Hood River glacier. (Hood River, Or.) 1889-1933, 1914-03-19

A sore throat can be treated best from
the outside. The throat should be rub
bed gently with Ballard's Snow Lini-
ment. Apply at night and cover with Il
cotton cloth bandage; by morning the
soreness will disappear. Price 25c, 59c
and 81 90 per bottle, Sold by Chas. n.
Clarke.
The Hood River glacier. (Hood River, Or.) 1889-1933, 1914-03-19
Announcement OF Candidacy

| hereby announce my candidacy on
the Republican ticket for nomination to
the office of Sheriff at the regular pri-
maries on May 18th. invite an inves-
tigation of my record. | have been a
resident of Hood River County for Is
year, and if nominated and elected pro.
pose to serve the people to the best OF
my ability.
LPd. RdY.l ROBERT NJ. STONE
The Hood River glacier. (Hood River, Or.) 1889-1933, 1914-03-19

Wanted-About gallon of butter milk a
week. Phone 3IS? ml9
The Hood River glacier. (Hood River, Or.) 1889-1933, 1914-03-19
For Assessor

l hereby announce my candidacy on
Republican ticket at the May primaries
for nomination to succeed myself as
County Assessor. II elected | propose
to follow to the best of my ability the
platform bywhich | have always worked,
namely to give every one a square deal
fPd. adv JASPER WICKHAM
The Hood River glacier. (Hood River, Or.) 1889-1933, 1914-03-19
Whll Mannnd

"In some parts of Brazil there are
birds with bills a yard long" said the
tail man.
What do they call them?" asked the
short man
Plumber birds, replied the tall man.
Cincinnati Enquirer.
The Hood River glacier. (Hood River, Or.) 1889-1933, 1914-03-19
For Sheriff

hereby announce myself candidate
for the nomination for Sheriff of Hood
River County, subject to the will Of the
voters Of the Republican party, at the
primary TO be held on the 18th day of
May, and if elected will serve the people
without favor or prejudice, and will pre-
form the duties to the best of my ability
Pd ad. GEO. w. DIMMICK
The Hood River glacier. (Hood River, Or.) 1889-1933, 1914-03-19
Consulting His Comfort.

"Nou encourage your boy to use
slang?"
"WcIl. don't exactly encourage him.
But | must admit that he causes me
less personal annoyance than my
daughter, who is constantly criticising
my Washington Star.
The Hood River glacier. (Hood River, Or.) 1889-1933, 1914-03-19
For County Commissioner

! hereby announce myself as a can
didate for nomination for reelection as
County Commissioner of Hood River
County, subject to the will of the Re-
publican voters at the primary Election
to be held in May, 1914.
paid Adv.) ED. HAWKES..
The Hood River glacier. (Hood River, Or.) 1889-1933, 1914-03-19
For Representative

| hereby respectfully announce myself
q candidate for the nomination of Joint
Representative of the Goth District con-
sistng OF Wasco and Hood River Coun-
ties, Subject to the will of the Repub.
lican voters at the primary.
pa. adyJ C. II. STRANAHAN.
The Hood River glacier. (Hood River, Or.) 1889-1933, 1914-03-19
ROBERT NJ. STONE
Announcement

hereby announce myself as candi-
date for assessor subject to the will OF
Democratic voters of Hood River County
to be expressed at the primary election
in May, 1914, and if elected | promise a
faithful performance OF the duties of the
office.
(Pd. ady) J. II. GILL.
The Hood River glacier. (Hood River, Or.) 1889-1933, 1914-03-19
..a-a-=a......
FOR RENT

For Rent-Neary new four room house
basement, and bath, modern plum bing, wall
Just tinted; phone 1855, A. f. Howes, %
Prospect Ave. I22tf
The Hood River glacier. (Hood River, Or.) 1889-1933, 1914-03-19
For County Clerk

| hereby announce my candidacy for
the County Clerkship, subject to the evil
OF the Republican voters at the May
primary.
IPd. adj KENT A. SHOEMAKER
The Hood River glacier. (Hood River, Or.) 1889-1933, 1914-03-19

TYPEWRITERS-For sale or rent on easy
terms A. w Onthank a3l-tf
The Hood River glacier. (Hood River, Or.) 1889-1933, 1914-03-19
For County Surveyor

hereby announce myself candidate
for the nomination of County Surveyor
for Hood River County. Subject to the
will OF the Republican voters at the pri-
maries on May 18th,
(Pd, adv f. NJ. NOBLE
The Hood River glacier. (Hood River, Or.) 1889-1933, 1914-03-19
FOR SALE

For Sale.-One lot in city of Hood River
Pleasant View Addition, Terms, $500 or $3.50
cash. Address Mrs. Mlnchin, GIG E. 65th st.
n, Portland, Ore. mch 26
The Hood River glacier. (Hood River, Or.) 1889-1933, 1914-03-19

The man who saves when he has lit.
tie Is called stingy. He that saves
when he has much is said to be judi.
cious.
The Hood River glacier. (Hood River, Or.) 1889-1933, 1914-03-19
Malaproprian.

visitor-Your husband gets lot Of
sentiment out of his pipe, Mrs. Rich
qulck-G oodness, yes! 1t is perfectly
disgusting to see him clean it.-Judge
The Hood River glacier. (Hood River, Or.) 1889-1933, 1914-03-19

Most of the trouble is due to the fact
that half Of the people are men and
the other half women n-Phladelphia
Ledger,
The Hood River glacier. (Hood River, Or.) 1889-1933, 1914-03-19
Nunh &iurr 6larirr
ARTHUR D. MOE Publisher.
Subscription. SI.5O Per Year.

When subscribers desire change 10 address
iuis Office should be notiued prohpll anu =
ygsek befor. ii possible Always give old ad-
drClS as well a. the new. Also, HoOd hlNeI
subscribers should notify ihi. Office AT nhes
when changing their address from one TuIal
route to another or iIuUI city deINtig ~
country delivery. or & lee versa II yuu do not
get your paper promptly, notify Us by man OF
telephone and the matter Will be Investigated
The Hood River glacier. (Hood River, Or.) 1889-1933, 1914-03-19

Fxcapt il uertain % live news matter, com
uuuics.Ious or articles Of a general nature,
should be In the Office by Monday 10 insure
their appearing ia tHeissue Ofthe cuuentWetk
The Hood River glacier. (Hood River, Or.) 1889-1933, 1914-03-19

HOOD RIVER CHAPTER NO. 25, o. L. s.
Meets second and fourth Tuesday evening
ofeaeh month. Visitors cordially welcomed
MRS. II. D. W. PINEO, W. NJ.
MISS ALTA POOLE Secretary.
The Hood River glacier. (Hood River, Or.) 1889-1933, 1914-03-19

HOOD RIVER CHAPTER NO. q. X. A. M
Meets first and third Friday nights Of each
month ". l.. CLARK, II. p.
HAROLD HERsHNER, Secretary.
The Hood River glacier. (Hood River, Or.) 1889-1933, 1914-03-19

OLETA ASSEMBLY NO. lO3, UNITED ART.
isans Meets the first and third Wednes-
days, work: second and fourth Wednesdays
Artisans hail. G. d. HINRICHs, NJ. A.
j. Ii. KoBERG Secretary.
The Hood River glacier. (Hood River, Or.) 1889-1933, 1914-03-19
MISCELLANEOUS

Lost-From Mt. Hood depot, one rawhide
truLk, square top, bears inscription, "R Hen
ry.' on wood strap. Tag on trunk marked
George, the Jap" Information appreciated.
Mt, Hood r. R. Co. m26
The Hood River glacier. (Hood River, Or.) 1889-1933, 1914-03-19
For Sale-Five passenger automobile al sl5C
Columbia Auto & Machine Co. mlg

Camas Prairie-SO acress bottom land 6j of
which mas been plowed and can be put in crop
this Spring. $500 per acre. This rich deposit
land can be had for actually less money than
you would spend In clearing ordinary upland
One-fourth cash will handle IL. b, f. Dun.
can 4 Co. mi9tf
The Hood River glacier. (Hood River, Or.) 1889-1933, 1914-03-19

CANDY W. r. C-Meets second and fourth
Saturdays of each month at X. of p. hall.
MRS. LYDIA SUMNER, President.
MRS. c. STRAEAHAN, Secretary.
The Hood River glacier. (Hood River, Or.) 1889-1933, 1914-03-19

EDEN ENCAMPM ENT, NO As, |. o. o. F.
Regular meeting second and fourth Mondays
of each month A, WILSON, c. z.
GEO. DIMMICK, Scribe.
The Hood River glacier. (Hood River, Or.) 1889-1933, 1914-03-19

WAUNA TEMPLE PYTHIAN SISTERS Noe
Meets the first, third and fifth Tuesdays of
each month at X. of hall.
MARIE ROBERTS, M. f, G..
CoRREAN STRANAHAN, NJ. OF X. Il G.
SUSIE LYNN, M Off.
The Hood River glacier. (Hood River, Or.) 1889-1933, 1914-03-19

MT. HOOD COUNCIL No. s. r. & =. NJ. Meets
in Masonic Hall every third Tuesday in
each month.
H. L. DUMBLE, T, L. NJ.
GRO. W. DIMMICK, Recorder.
The Hood River glacier. (Hood River, Or.) 1889-1933, 1914-03-19

Wanted-A situation on ranch. Free nom
bad habits and am experience. My wife and
daughter will do housework. A. NJ, Strattonr
Ferry, Wasco Co., Oregon. mig
The Hood River glacier. (Hood River, Or.) 1889-1933, 1914-03-19

LAUREL REBEKAH LODGE No. s7,LOoF.
Meets first and third Mondoys each month.
MRS NETTIE WALSH, n. G.
MRS. L M5CARTY Sec.
The Hood River glacier. (Hood River, Or.) 1889-1933, 1914-03-19
Report of the Condition of
Hood River Banking
and Trust Co.
lt Hood River in the State of oregon, at the
close of bus ness March 4, 1914.
State of oregon, County of Hood River-ss;
WEST BOUND

State Of oregon, County of Hood River-sS
Is. \ Mitchell vice president of the above
named bank, do solemniy swear that the
above statement is true 10 the best of my
knowledge and belief : A. M MITCHELL,
Vice President.
Subscribed and sworn To before me this
10th day of March 1914 +. A. Bishop,
Notary Public.
correct Attest: 5. A. Mitchell c II. Stra-
nahap, Wilson Fike Directors.
The Hood River glacier. (Hood River, Or.) 1889-1933, 1914-03-19

For Sale-White Plymouth chickens 3 puI
lets and TOOsters, also cOckerels; phone OdelI
10; Geo. T. Prastner. az
The Hood River glacier. (Hood River, Or.) 1889-1933, 1914-03-19

Good Team for Sale-Cheap if taken at once
and years old, weight 400 lbs Can be seen
Wednesday, Thursday and Friday afternoons
near Franz Hardware store. Can phone to j.
|. Miller or W. NJ. Walker RI. 3. mig
The Hood River glacier. (Hood River, Or.) 1889-1933, 1914-03-19

tDLEwlLDE LODGE NO. lO7, /. 0. o. F.
Meets in Fra ernal hall, every Thursday
night. BERT WALSH, v. q.
GEO. THOMSON, Secretary
The Hood River glacier. (Hood River, Or.) 1889-1933, 1914-03-19
0akdaIe Greenhouses

We have q prime stock of Roses,
Shrubs, Vines and Perennial plants
for Fall planting. II you want Peony
blooms next Spring, you must plant
them this month. Winter Towering
plants and cut flowers at Franz's.
A few Jonquils, Daffodils and Tulips
left.
Fletcher 0 Fletcher
sPhone 473S Hood River
The Hood River glacier. (Hood River, Or.) 1889-1933, 1914-03-19

HOOD RIVER CAMP, NO. 7,7O2, NJ. W. A
Meets in X. of p. hall every Monday
night. A. Il. CRUMP. V. G.
W. =. WHITNEY, Clerk.
The Hood River glacier. (Hood River, Or.) 1889-1933, 1914-03-19

For Sale-One secondhand yellow geared
road wagon with basket rail and brake: also
one single harness; both little used and In
good repair. See them at Fashion Stable. az
The Madison journal. (Tallulah, Madison Parish, La.) 1888-current, 1914-12-19
Both in Sad Condition.

Sublime satisfaction in ones own
powers must be very delightful con.
dition. but celebrated English mu-
stefan, Doctor Arne, who fiourished in
the first half Of the seventeenth CEN
fury, for once wittily turned the ta-
bles on some singers OF this type.
He was asked to decide on the re-
spective powers OF two vocalists
whose talents existed entirely IN their
own imaginations. After hearing them
Doctor Arne said to one: You are
the worst singer | ever heard In my
life. Then, exclaimed the other: Il
win" NO" answered the just Judge,
you can't sing at all"
The Madison journal. (Tallulah, Madison Parish, La.) 1888-current, 1914-12-19
Present-Day Caesars.

since the days of that vigorous and
successful man of war julius Caesar.
"no did at last succeed in overcom-
is some IS of Britain (B. c. 55).
'er co. ing Europe and the rest
he the Roman emperors
"ok upon semselve- the name Gaze
l.1 .-une a title. After the
seso1ction oi the Roman empire
~nich had become Byzantine by the
enoval of its .apital from Rome to
'sne new city VI the first Christian
emperor or caesar. called after him.
SSH Constantinople, several monarch
res which arose upon its ruins claimed
70 represent the authority of the
fSaesar' and called their monarchs by
mat title. Those surviving today are
sae car of Russia, the czar of Bull
a the kaiser of Austria Hungary
The Madison journal. (Tallulah, Madison Parish, La.) 1888-current, 1914-12-19
of their rights under the law indicate
quite otherwise"
Own the Earth" Americans.

A large proportion of tourists from
this country have not had the money
whereby they are travelling long
enough to have become thoroughly
used to it. Money too recently ac-
CURED has a deterrent effect on man
ners. Hence the own the Earth"
American is a common sight. And 1t
was doubtless due to him that during
the recent troubles so many other
Americans of real gentleness and
breeding suffered more than should
have been necessary.-Life.
The Madison journal. (Tallulah, Madison Parish, La.) 1888-current, 1914-12-19
Wife Is Partner on Farm.

Mrs. F. w. Hatch Of the Lotus WON
ans club of st. Louis recently read a
paper wherein, after picturing some
thing of the pioneer days and Indian
times in that locality, she told of the
wife of a small tenant farmer. who
paid nearly all of the farm rent with
the money from eggs and chickens
She and her husband began married
life with some small savings. their
hands and good health. Mrs. Hatch
continued:
HE realizes that she is an able as
sistant. She is his trusted partner
and co-worker, but when they are able
TO buy a farm it will be his farm. and
IL he dies the man-made laws OF the
state will not give the farm to her. My
point is this: That while the division
of labor and responsibilities between
the farmer and his wife might indicate
a business partnership, the division OF
the fruits of labor and a comparison
The Madison journal. (Tallulah, Madison Parish, La.) 1888-current, 1914-12-19
Tommy and the French Tobacco.

The only grievance against the
French which Tommy has is their to.
bacco. There are no "Woodbines, u
that flag beloved above all others
by the British army, to be had in
France, and as for French tobacco.
although it is smoked, it is not the
same thing. Il never could like it;
it is too much like kissing ones own
sister, no taste to it."-Alfred Stead.
in the New York Independent
The Madison journal. (Tallulah, Madison Parish, La.) 1888-current, 1914-12-19
As IL Seemed to Her.

When H. M. s. Pinafore" was pre-
sented at a Toronto theater recently
its melodious numbers were slightly
sacrificed to the spectacular side Of
the production, but there was enough
of the Sullivan score left to be criti-
cized by some supersensitive people.
Sitting in the most expensive seats at
this performance we're two men and a
woman-all bearing the outward evil
dences of being cultured people. As
they left the theater one of the men
said: Pretty good music, that" Said
the second man: Yes. liked the
score" But the woman put in: Don't
you think Sullivan's music Is tribe
reminiscent, thoughr
The Madison journal. (Tallulah, Madison Parish, La.) 1888-current, 1914-12-19
Atmospheric Pressure.

Atmospheric pressure is no myth.
II is a fact that a man of the ordi-
nary size sustains a pressure of about
fourteen tons This enormous pres
sure is exerted equally in all direc-
lions and permeates the whole body.
with the result that no inconvenience
arises in consequence OF II.
The Madison journal. (Tallulah, Madison Parish, La.) 1888-current, 1914-12-19

and the German kaiser or emperor.
Both car and kaiser are lingual equiv
alents for the word caesar, and repre-
sent a claim to more than imperial
monarchy. Though as Shakespeare
put 1t:
Imperial Caesar dead and turned to clay
Might stop a hole to keep the wind away
The Madison journal. (Tallulah, Madison Parish, La.) 1888-current, 1914-12-19
Hard to Get In.

Have you ever visited any Of the
worlds inaccessible places?"
"Oh. yes. once spent five minutes
in the private office of the president
OF large transportation compan
The Madison journal. (Tallulah, Madison Parish, La.) 1888-current, 1914-12-19
Trouble Ahead.

The man who leaves the house with
a crouch in the morning and slams
the door behind him. has bad day
coming. Enquirer.
The Madison journal. (Tallulah, Madison Parish, La.) 1888-current, 1914-12-19

German "snipers" have harassed the
forces of the allies to such an extent
that details of men have been as
signed to the task of locating and
"potting" the snipers. The photo
graph shows one of these details of
British fighters searching beet field
where one of the "snipers," dressed
in khaki to make it more difficult to
find him, is known to be hidden. The
men are standing in trenches as a pro-
tectory measure against shots from
the sniper's gun.
The Madison journal. (Tallulah, Madison Parish, La.) 1888-current, 1914-12-19
A Caretaker

A Caretaker.
This plant belongs to the begonia
family"
"Ah! And you are taking care of It
while they are away."-Boston Times.
The Madison journal. (Tallulah, Madison Parish, La.) 1888-current, 1914-12-19

Little Prince Abdul Mounem is the
eldest son of Abbas ii whom the Brit
ish have deposed from his position as
khedive of Egypt because he Joined
forces with the Turks.
The day book. [volume] (Chicago, Ill.) 1911-1917, 1914-04-11

than that he belongs to that church.
AS for the cry, Put nothing but
Americans on guard am for it.
But believe all of us are Americans,
and that our church utilization has
nothing whatever to do with it. l be-
lieve Catholics and Protestants alike
would go to war side by side in de-
tense of this country, just as they
The day book. [volume] (Chicago, Ill.) 1911-1917, 1914-04-11

JODGE HOFklNS'
Human sympathy, encouraged by
Judge Hopkins and Prosecutor Geo.
L. Reker, often creeps into the Morals
Court.
This great quality was displayed
by these men in dealing with Mar
garet Smith, a young waitress, who
faltered at the crossroads and then
took the wrong path.
officers of the law brought her into
court and told the judge they had
found her living with man to whom
she was not married in a house at
Jackson and Sangamon streets.
From the evidence introduced by
the hardened police it seemed the
same world-old story of the Magda-
lene.
- But something in the look of
shame that Reker discovered in her
downcast eyes aroused the prosecu-
tors curiosity. She looked like
penitent school girl standing there in
court, among the usual court char
acters.
I'VE caught her living with man
named VIM. Burns. She's new one,
! guess. We've never seen her be-
FORE" droned the police officer.
She looked up at the Judge and
there was look of pain in her sea-
blue eyes. She looked so much like
a wounded bird that had fallen to
the ground.
Reker looked at the girl. She,
didn't look like one that was in 1.-The
game"
There was nothing in her dress
that'suggested the over-dressed pro
fessional" But there quiet dignity
in her general appearance.
The day book. [volume] (Chicago, Ill.) 1911-1917, 1914-04-11
HUMAN SYMPATHY is A FREQUENT CALLER AT
JUDGE HOPKINS MORALS COURT

MORALS COURT
What's your story" Reker asked
her And the tenderness in his voice
was the first bright spot in the entire
proceedings to the girl.
81 came here from Indiana two
years ago." the girl narrated. '4got
a job in The Fair, but I couldn't live
on the wages. A girl told me I
could make more working as wait
ress. So got job on the West Side.
l have worked in restaurants ever
since There was only two things l
could do that were honest, work in
restaurant or a department store.
And the former was a little bit bet
ter than the latter. ..-.
"a few months ago l got job at
Childs'. 1 heard so much about the
wealth of the Childs' string of restau-
rants that 1 thought it would be
good thing to work at one of them.
1 found ChiIds' to be one of the worst
places in the city. l got 81 a week
there and no tips. l couldn't stand it
very long. -.
by this time l had neared the end
of my rope My clothes were getting
shabby. 1 owed room rent. l was
getting desperate If went out with
men they noticed that my clothes
were old nd.thought that l would
listen to whatever they wanted to
propose in order to get better clothes.
But l tried. And some times l prayed
for strength to hold up.
81 got so that 1 Stunned every one.
l found that most men wanted to
make a plaything of me, and didn't
want to go out with girls. They were
always dressed so much better than
l was.
The day book. [volume] (Chicago, Ill.) 1911-1917, 1914-04-11

have done in every war we have ever
had.
l believe, in the Golden Rule, and l
actually believe in the brotherhood of
man. Hence it is impossible for me
to believe that the men who belong to
my church are my brothers and that
the men who belong to another
church are not.
The day book. [volume] (Chicago, Ill.) 1911-1917, 1914-04-11

Human sympathy, encouraged by
Judge Hopkins and Prosecutor Geo.
L. Reker, often creeps into the Morals