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The Lambertville record., 1914-03-12
Epigrams Apply to Lambertville.

Those good citizens of the city of Lambertve who fail
ed to attend the Meeting of Men for Men last Sunday in
ST. Andrewss Hall missed something. Harold B. Wells,
the BordentoWn attorney, who addressed the meeting,
told many things of more than ordinary interest He
epigrammic in many of his statements, delivering
gems of thought that had special local application.
Among other things he said:
You do need to go to Trenton to Philadelphia to
Easton to other place to find field for the cva
ttion of your talents the field is right here Lambert
vile.
You who think there is opportunity in your
community have not looked far enough because is
of the best in the world.
The Egyptian farmer who sold his place funds
with which to search the world for diamonds finally
scded after reaching the verge of starvation The
who bought the farm eventually found diamonds of
untold value within its borders The first looked
If your boy played hockey from the day school you
would waop him. but he stays away from Sunday School
you possess rather satisfied grin. Which is the
important, his soul or his mind?
butcher down in Bordentown fought the liquor inter-
ess always and consistently Another butcher tried in
vain to satisfy both Sides The former died rch the
latter poor. Have policy and stick to it. It pays-in
peace, happiness, and in money.
Never sell your principles Sell your goods, if you
do because you get more but when you sell your
principles once there's no more to sell.
If children gave time each week to the study
of geography than they give to the study of their Sunday
School lessons it would take forttwo years to cover
one of the worlds divisions.
The Lambertville record., 1914-03-12
oREssING-RooM CONFIDENCE.

Myrtle-How can you stand that
Jack Brazen, Mary? l think he's
the limit.
Mary-Well, he's got 6o-horse-
power car, Myrtle, an you can't ex-
pect everything.-Judge.
The Lambertville record., 1914-03-12
BEYOND RECALL.

Are you people in favor of the
recall"
ut wouldn't do us any good" said
the South American diplomat
when our presidents skip to Eu-
rope they never come back
The Lambertville record., 1914-03-12
HIS RETURN.

Yes, it took me about six months
hard work learning to work this
aeroplane."
And what have you got for your
pains?"
"Arnica. Ideas
The Lambertville record., 1914-03-12
GREAT THINGS.

old . Rockybilt is great benefac-
tor, said the Boob. "He has done
lot of good things"
Yes replied the Crouch. T'm
one of them"
The Lambertville record., 1914-03-12
ALL THE SAME.

~ilklns-A dollar is a good thing
20 nave nave around when ones hungry.
Diiliklns--l'd just as soon have
one oblong.
The Lambertville record., 1914-03-12

do it ever stopped long enough to
think how live place we really do
live in.
The Lambertville record., 1914-03-12

people think intelligently it means
progress of a high character, even
though it may be along far different
lines that those first laid out.
The Lambertville record., 1914-03-12
EDITORIAL DEPARTMENT

All editorials and news matter original-not
clipped furnished by any political press
bureau-unless otherwise stated in the article
itself. This paper is independent in politics.
TaÌˆgliche Omaha tribuÌˆne. [volume] (Omaha, Nebr.) 1912-1926, 1914-06-19

hoB Sic aobitol-G rtcnIion /. Jroee
feline eieentIitc 9arteifrase iei unb
au9 Ii ostR fomA1rlIorn @0bIiel1-
Siig aim niCat oo5ll gprn0bt IpcrOcn
i6nne. Or lit DER Reimna, 6nB
bic Steuerfrnge un6 ole 3entro-
IiIirung Der 3eaiernngsgesDnIt IN
iogennnuten Gommiiiionen bon tpe.
Fentli1 bobcrer Be0eutung iet. Die
Denotroten iperocn fir Gteuerrr.
form ~eiutreten ut6 cine Grm6Bigurtg
berIelben o%nitrebeu un0 Den 9tepub.
litoreru 0es Stoates nid)t geItottet
per6e, Die S9uIo fir Die boben
Steuern nitt niif onoerc ob5updI-
Sen. 8ie oemofratiide Stoots.aon.
nention miro ii9 init oieier 5rdse
eingeben6 beidGftigen.
6riebrih gdert, eth Deittider,
Der rnir frrbe Set i'm Gamble 1T
uno offenbor cine CUTE Gr5tebune
lino 9iloung genoiien bat, Der ie'
bod tueeen MoueeI an geeieneter
8ei6dftieung aIs 5armar6eiter iih
beroinpen ntubte, tulroe Dor Die
Srrenfommiiion gebradt uno ouf
ietnen @eiiteS5uItono mnterIuht. CT
tpur6e ouf 8efun6 herIeIben Der Gin.
~panoerunqs . Rommiilton iibestpse.
fen, Inn nod GeutidIunS 3uriidbe-
foroert al iperben. 90 beiBt, boB
Gdert in ieinem iesigen 3uitnnbe
Die idtuierieiten mathematician auf-
gaben gu loien perrIae.
Ger Snipeftor ber gfpiurn
Rabrunesmittel . Scmniiiton mar
TaÌˆgliche Omaha tribuÌˆne. [volume] (Omaha, Nebr.) 1912-1926, 1914-06-19

oieier Gage in Council 9Iuffs uuo
erfldrte ben Sdnolern in 0~abrungs.
mittpIu, bob peOer friiHe Gentle
unO 6rihte ODER abnIide Iabruugs.
mittel auf Der StraBe gum Ser.
tauf uitsgeiteQt peroen oiirfen. @o
ioI6es ood) geidiebt, muB Die 8oare
untcr @losper!tIuB iein. aat6
6Ieiid lit in bieiem 8erbot eiuge.
ibloiien,
- County . Susenieur Sunoberp
bat ben Gountp : Superbiioren lei.
ne Neiignotiou ange5eigt. Serr
Sunoberg geoenft ii6 ieIbltt6noig
gu MAIDEN uno elm eigenes GeI61ft
5u etabltrer.
- os 8aiier oes Miiicnrt SIui.
ies lit nod immer i'm Staiger, be-
finoet iiH iebo6 INNER nod flint
SUB unter Der Sohflutb 2inie. Die
Wieberitngen auf Der Soma Seite.
IIblid BON Der Union Bacific Bride,
Iteben in geinbr iiberfGutbet gu tper.
ben.
Erob Der 6%robenben 8olfen fano
b1s pic.geie oes geidngpereins
arion am Eetten Sonntog Inter
ftnrter 9etbeiIignngs 6eS 9ubIitums
Itott. Dos orobenSe @etter belltc
iib gegen 9tbenO auf, 10 bnB nod
bieIe Den 0eitplat aur sipGten Stirl.
De beinhten. SerryS. IOriar, Der
Die 2eitung Der 9sltsipiele iiber-
riommen Bate. fibrte oos 9ro-
groum getrenIid Oilrd. Mdnuer,
Grolea pno ainOer, ole betbeiIig.
TaÌˆgliche Omaha tribuÌˆne. [volume] (Omaha, Nebr.) 1912-1926, 1914-06-19

Die bon ALDERMAN 8. Sod.
man eingefiibrte abfaaabfubr oiirf.
tie iid ais Elm Grfolg geitoIten,
tuenN prit oos Spitem BON ben @iir-
germ ridtig beritanOen un0 getpIr-
Oigt miro. Reriouen, Die BON BEN
SuItem @ebroud 5u MAIDEN min
idcn, miiiieH beim GitD Glerf Die
porgeidriebenen Coupon . Bidder"
taufen, porouf Die it1ottihen a6.
foQp1Gcu bns Miia forti6affen.
Ger Aotb Der SuperDiiorer
mar bieic @ohe nit Dem 81bIen
oes 8ablergebniiies tbdtig uto fam
iebod oamit nift ou gnOe.
Inter Dem nelten 8eiet, mel
DIES Die Iette @eiebgebung paiiir-
tc, miiiien gerioncn, neIde @eIOer
fin cine 8obItbGtigfeits. @eieaidait
ooer anItolt iommeln, einen germit
bonn Stoatsiefretor BADEN. Dieie
ISOLDE uur0en mebrere Rerionen
ipelde gu oieiem 3wef in bieiiger
StaOt @elOer fir obige 3mede
gu iammeln iudteu, bon Der Poli5ei
In Saft eenommen.
Go. q. Wlereoitb, Der inter-
le5ene oemofrntiife aanoioot fir
@lmoesirnator, gob oieier Gage i'm
0eB Moines Club elm 2iebesmabl
fir Die erfoIgreifen pie and cr.
fuIeloIen oemofratiiden Brim1r.
tpabI.aanoioaten. Sobn z. Somil-
ton Der oemotratiiGe 9anoiOat fir
@oupernetir. belt BET Der GeIeeell-
belt cine Heoe, in Der Ct b%etcaie,
TaÌˆgliche Omaha tribuÌˆne. [volume] (Omaha, Nebr.) 1912-1926, 1914-06-19

ten lif an ben goIfsipielen uno
@ettIaufen. Der iinermii0lide Nid.
@reuIa6 bate bofiir geiorgt, BOB
es an ben n6tbigen greiien niht
maugeIte. Die @rion S1nger tru-
gen mebrere 2ieoer Dor, Die beifdl-
Iige Mufnabme foroeu. 90 oerging
Ger Gag in idGniter 8eiie utO erlt
BET einbredenber 9unfeIbeit traten
Sic Ebeitrebmer Den Seimtpeg an.
Oas Gomite bat Sen 9anf alIer
beroient, fir Die umtaiienoen Dor.
tebrungen gum grfolg oes 6eites.
TaÌˆgliche Omaha tribuÌˆne. [volume] (Omaha, Nebr.) 1912-1926, 1914-06-19

Newman Grove, Oscar Samuelson
North Bend, j. R. Tapster.
0akdale, 0akdale Drug Co.
Oakland, Roberts Drug Go.
Palmer, T. G. Minnich.
Peru, W. w. Barnes.
Fender, Beacon Drug Co.
Petersburg, A. D. Duffy.
Pilger, f. A. Huston, Jr.
Plattsmouth, Gering & Co.
Platte Center, d. j. Cronin.
Rising City, b. f. Scott.
Rosalie, Mahony's Pharmacy.
Ruskin, James Molgard.
Scotia, Axtell Pharmacy.
Scribner, Scribner Variety Store.
Sidney, c. W. Hornady.
Snyder, John Bolte.
TaÌˆgliche Omaha tribuÌˆne. [volume] (Omaha, Nebr.) 1912-1926, 1914-06-19

9ie repubIifaniiden unb De-
mofratifden Gou1tp : Gonbentionen
perSen arn 81. SUM itattfinben.
8u ben Sauptaufgaben 6ieier Ser
~iammIullgen geb6rt aiif 0ie gr-
nenrltng BON aon0ioateH, melde
nidt our6 Die Stimmge6er bel Der
8ortuabl ols ioIde ertp1bIt tpllrocn.
8oS 9oItant bat sur 9equenl.
Iiffeit Der 8lroer cine aarte Der.
a~u8gegebclt, auf Der Die 8ouen gum
gerianot BON 8oItpadeten ber3etf.
net iinO. Der Boltmeiiter miro ie.
TaÌˆgliche Omaha tribuÌˆne. [volume] (Omaha, Nebr.) 1912-1926, 1914-06-19

Fairfield, Hoevet 6 Reeves.
Fordyce, H. G. Goebel.
Gretna, A. u. Mangold.
Hampton, BLY, Drug Co.
Harrington, Fair Cash Store.
Herman, Van Valius Dept. Store.
Homer, L. Il. Ford.
Hooper, Davies Pharmacy.
Howell, j. w. Koza.
Humphrey, o. A. Windolph.
Kennard, Burr r. Jones.
Leigh, NJ. II. Kibler.
Lyons, G. S. Neumeyer.
Marquette, j. j. Luff.
Meadow Grove, 0. p. Jones,
Willard, Peters Bros.
Mullen, Sands Commercial Co.
Murdoch, Murdoch Mercantile Co.
TaÌˆgliche Omaha tribuÌˆne. [volume] (Omaha, Nebr.) 1912-1926, 1914-06-19
Gins GOnucil Bluffs.

Debten Wlitttpo6 bieIt oie 9euto.
mia Goge go. 10, o.. b. s. @,
bre reoelmdBige @eihdftsoeriamm-
lung al, bic eineu iebr gltten Be-
fud auf5uneiien bate. gg purben
5ruei reue aunbiOdteu borgeihlo.
gen. am eriten Mitttpod i'm SuIi
inDet Die h~aIbidbrIide @ereralper-
idmmlung itatt, an Der iid iuo-
m0gIi9 ale 8riioer betbeiligen ioq.
ten Sd iiber Ocridieoene nittige
9eI6LiIlc abgeItimmt neroen ion.
Die 9oge miro aud i'm 2aufe oes
Monnts auguIt ein groBeS 0eutiheS
gicnic abboIten. Die nGberen Gin.
5eLbeiten tperOen mir nod beridten.
Der @eiangDerein arion belt am
Montng aben0 feline monatlihe @e.
Notwithstanding ab. Ole Der.
fnnimIung mar gut beiudt uno
61B Geft : @omite 6ereits i'm
Gtnube, einen Deridt iiber onS
@it.g1it bonn Sonntog nb5ngeben.
Ger BerT1uF oeiIeIben mtrb ols Elm
febr giinftiger be3eifuet. Dos ST.
vnnasROmite ipirb am Greitng abenO
Die EInonSbifer unteriuhcn. tuie
Dies ieoes babe Sobr Iaut Sta.
tllten eeidebeu mub. Dos nellcr.
mamie &dllsfomite pirb Die Rie.
toe ber 6ale iibernebmen uuO bic
@ieberbermietbung OerieIber, ictDie
bic gauge @ertpaltiing bon ieet nb
In Die SnnO nebmeH.
TaÌˆgliche Omaha tribuÌˆne. [volume] (Omaha, Nebr.) 1912-1926, 1914-06-19

Dem, Ser cine oerartige aarte s1
baben Diinidt, oitf 8erIangen ioI.
DE oerabrei6en.
Ginbreder orongen in 6os
9dubgeiddft bes Serrn 6. q. ge.
terien elm unO itabIen cine an5ab[
bon Sduben. llngIiidli9erueiIe er.
tptihten ite aber latter reHte S6lt.
be, fobaB ibuen b%ieieIben tuenig nil.
Ben oiirften.
.. 3. 8urn, oeutI6er Opt.
fer. atteeu unteriutt fir grgl.
len. 443-5 8~rnnosis gebiuoe.
TaÌˆgliche Omaha tribuÌˆne. [volume] (Omaha, Nebr.) 1912-1926, 1914-06-19

Blair, Sas Bros.
Blue Springs, j. w. Gardner.
Bradshaw, G. +. Roggy.
Brule, r. NJ. Anderson.
B%urchard, f. g. Casey
Calhoun, Fred II. Frahm.
Central City, j. S. Lindley.
Clarks, G. w. Honnold.
Clarkson, Koza Bros.
Comstock, City Pharmacy.
Craig, McCraeken Drug Go.
Dannebrog, A. L. Carlson.
Dawson, II. ID. Kemist.
Decatur, II. D. Byram.
Elba, Madsen & Hermansen.
Emerson, Davies & Fuller.
Elgin, Mcdonald & Co.
Elkhorn, G. A. Nownes.
TaÌˆgliche Omaha tribuÌˆne. [volume] (Omaha, Nebr.) 1912-1926, 1914-06-19
OMAHA STORES

Fred Brodegaard Jewelry Co.,
10th and Douglas SITS.
Megeath Stationery (open June
18TH.
Ben Morton, Benson.
Brown Park Pharmacy.
Fregger Drug Co.
Hoist Pharmacy.
Q st. Pharmacy, South Omaha.
NEBRASKA STORES
Albion, J. Hess & Son.
Auburn, w. A. Syring.
Arcadia, Moore & Copeland.
Archer, 7. j. Lock & Son.
Ashland, Cones Pharmacy.
Battle Creek, w. L. Boyer.
Beacon 9rns So, ReuSer, acbr
TaÌˆgliche Omaha tribuÌˆne. [volume] (Omaha, Nebr.) 1912-1926, 1914-06-19
.Liste Won Geschsftsplatzen in Iowa und Nebraska

Stanton, Hyland's Corner Pha
macy.
Stromsburg, w. A. Barnard.
Springfield, II. Fiegenbaum.
Tekamah, Harry Hemping.
Table Rock, j. II. Hutton.
Tilden, G. w. Kunzman.
Uehling, Suhr & Heyne.
Valley, r. NJ. Erway.
Wakefield, j. NJ. Johnson.
Walthill, NJ. Mason & Co.
Waterloo, G.. A. Stenglein.
Wolbach, II. c. Hansen.
Winnebago, Jensen Drug Co.
Wisner, Hoff & Dolly.
IOWA STORES
Audubon, f. w. Smith.
TaÌˆgliche Omaha tribuÌˆne. [volume] (Omaha, Nebr.) 1912-1926, 1914-06-19

Ayoea, o. A. Grulke.
Blanchard, Owl Pharmacy.
Dedham, Schafer & Son.
Earring, II. A. Sehleier.
Elkhorn, Larsen Drug Co.
Griswold, A. j. Cullen.
Lewis, j. A. Ross.
Lohryille, j. B. Schmidt.
Manila, Purity Drug Co.
Minden, Max Lehman.
Nicola, Loeltz Drug Co.
Persia, F, Z. Judy.
Portsmouth, r, A. Mester.
Red Oak, Carl Lindquist.
Underwood, Adams & Jensen
TaÌˆgliche Omaha tribuÌˆne. [volume] (Omaha, Nebr.) 1912-1926, 1914-06-19
Thatsachen, die fur SIGH
seIbst sprechen!

Gr Soasrn Hiat Die ~foIgenOsn 8abIsu Dem gublifum in Spei
Staateu Su unkrbrsiteu, um ~ %bsUsieH, oab unier SBfsH cine
before 9auf. uHb 8nfaufirnit dnfSuweilen bat
&dbreno ur NIT ben 3pcioseddFen i'm Sabre 1913 sinsn
gsrind madten, baheu oriunoiedyg @eiddfe eiHeu @aarsn.
umiob pu ie $111.5O @ebmu mir bicieu ~uieOrigen Gurb.
iAnitt wibrsnO uuierrs Gioniet9abrss alS Wlabfab, 10 werben
oise $50 @siddite eintn llmaB Don Hidt psniser ME $685. 900
i'm Sabre baben; tommt nm nod Der @eddftsrnOius bes wobt
fanuten Omaha Gehdf5 in 8straft 70 fnOen mir, Oab mir nit
einem idbriaen Seiadf5umiab BON tunO 100000 gu re5usn
babeu.
SieieS irnO Sbatiaden, pel@e fur I'D Ielbit
ipredDen, Dtnn mir nit Den eroben 0abrifen TIM
Often seiAdihidb ia tbmn Daben.
TaÌˆgliche Omaha tribuÌˆne. [volume] (Omaha, Nebr.) 1912-1926, 1914-06-19

Mens edben, bic pd6renO Oss Rpnats 5aIi err
6ffnet weroeu:
TaÌˆgliche Omaha tribuÌˆne. [volume] (Omaha, Nebr.) 1912-1926, 1914-06-19
E~rfolgreich und
weshaIb!

Die Anfsabs, cine Bette bon 3Dsisges
i9dften 10 srinhen init eiutr bsreinttn Ranf.
unb Sertaaffraft sr6ker tit irSenO elm anberes
@ail'c rbtr.Saus TINT SnpsIsn- @ei9dft, BARI
jett als fumplet bttra9tet perstn. Ginbnnsert
nno iinfjig &anitute In ebenlS bielen StaOten
b~erfaufsn iett Aniere Artitel uOer baben Son.
trafte uutsr5et9net, fOI9es BON 1. Aasuf 1914
TaÌˆgliche Omaha tribuÌˆne. [volume] (Omaha, Nebr.) 1912-1926, 1914-06-19

d. %. Griuas, gaaeg, arbrs
TaÌˆgliche Omaha tribuÌˆne. [volume] (Omaha, Nebr.) 1912-1926, 1914-06-19

z. Z. 9adiOn, GIsin, 3sbr.
TaÌˆgliche Omaha tribuÌˆne. [volume] (Omaha, Nebr.) 1912-1926, 1914-06-19

6. u. &uluncs, GIt6urn, 3c6r.,
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Seneum Srns So, EsnSer, Rebr,
Newark evening star and Newark advertiser. [volume] (Newark, N.J.) 1909-1916, 1914-02-13
RELIGION AND THE CHURCH
BIZ Ivy RICHARD.

Christ" So is the lodge, the single
tax club, the Socialist local, the set-'
tlement, the social centre.
Each is striving in it's way, and ac-
cording to its light for human well
fare. In each there is the spirit of
sacrifice, Of cooperation, of service.
Rev. Charles Stelzle is right when he
says that mo man can be religious
alone-there must be God and a
neighbor" Religion that doesn't take
form in team play is selfish, and self
ishness is irreligious.
What, then, is religion? Oswald
Ward once defined It as Ito have the
soul softened into love for living may
kind" That does away with the
need for creeds, forms and cere-
monies, except insofar as these are
humanity helpful-and of that help
fulness each group of worshipers
must judge for itself.
When you find church-and there
are such churches, probably more
than the critics of churches realize
which is filed with love Of living
mankind, you will find live church,
full of action and punch-nor VIII Il
have to beg men to enter it.
NIf you can't conveniently find one
our advice is to start one. Man is
'incurably religious and he needs
the stimulus of cultivating his ideals
In association with his fellow men.
Newark evening star and Newark advertiser. [volume] (Newark, N.J.) 1909-1916, 1914-02-13
ONLY A WANAQUE SUPPLY.

THE RESOLUTION unanimously adopted by the Board of
condemnng Water Supply Commissions plan of
purchase Jersey Companys plant the terms
expresses sentiment of the Newark community
additional supply the Wanaque watershed
where unpouted present supply from
the Pequannock be obtained.
State commissions negotiations with the East Jersey
Water Company conducted without publicity and the COM
of the people of the cities
for. Before these negotia
begun plan that generally favored looked the
for Newark Passac and Paterson and
other municipalities that might choose This
suddenly mysteriousy dropped of sight and
replaced East Jersey Water Company proposition 1t
time it.
The Board of Trade recommends the Board of Works
the Wanaque plan revived and pushed The proposed
extraordinary with Jersey be forced this
city by Legislature that body will make such
tempt feasible desired Wanaque supply, and
will devotion Newarks welfare by
taking early for the development of the Wanaue watershed
Newark evening star and Newark advertiser. [volume] (Newark, N.J.) 1909-1916, 1914-02-13
Controlling Hookwom in the South

The annual report of the Rockefeller
Sanitary Commission. with headquar-
ters at Washington, indicates that as
a result of the work done under the
direction of the boards of health of
eleven Southern States, 4SO,951 persons
were microscopically examined during
1913. This means that more than
1878 persons were microscopically ex-
amined for each work day during the
year, an increase of sixty per cent.
over the record of any previous year.
In the central and field Laboratories
there have been examined to date
$685. persons. The number of per-
sons treated during the year is given
as 1927, an average of GIG persons
treated for each working day, a re-
duction of fourteen per cent. from the
record of 1912. Considering that the
number Of persons examined shows an
increase of sixty per cent, and that
the number of persons requiring treat
ment reduction of fourteen per cent,
these figures are significant. OF the
1927 persons treated during 1918,
66, S17 were treated and reported by
practising physicians, and 119,960 per-
Newark evening star and Newark advertiser. [volume] (Newark, N.J.) 1909-1916, 1914-02-13

There is a certain satisfaction to
be derived from the praise, however
qualified 1t may be, that comes to us
from foreign shores. This is particu-
larly true with respect to things med
ical. in the organization and conduct
of which America has, as yet, done
little more than serve an effective ap-
premiership. Germany has so long
been held before our eyes as a. model
of the best in everything pertaining
to the activity of the physician and
the therapeutic world in which ne
lives, says the Journal of the Amer
lean Medical Association, that a word
of commentator from German
sources is gratifying. The develop
ment of the system of hospital social
service, introduced at the Massachu-
sets General Hospital in Boston in
1905, and since then widely followed
throughout the larger cities of the
United States, has lately been referred
to in a magazine devoted to the inter-
ests of women in Germany. Mrs.
Strauss, wife of the Berlin clinician,
Professor Hermann Strauss, calle at
tention to the evolution of the system
of hospital service In this country,
and contrasts It with conditions in
the hospitals of Europe. There is
much In her review that deserves to
be brought forcibly to the attention
of American women.
Social service is the application of
sound common sense to the end of
making the sick we'll 1t is necessary
also to keep them well and capable
of earning q living, and to avert any
recurrence of disease. Few persons
Newark evening star and Newark advertiser. [volume] (Newark, N.J.) 1909-1916, 1914-02-13
Medical Humor.

From the indianapolis News.
That there was no lack of medical
humor in the classic days of Rome is
made sure by the ancient epigrams
of Martial of nearly two thousand
years ago. The London Lancet shows
that the poet bore a grudge against
the specialists of his day, for it seems
they had this variety of practitioners
then, and pokes fun at the oculists
and at the surgeons who INDUCED in
clinical teaching. OF the latter he
has patient complain in good Latin,
and this complaint has been made
over into current English:
l lay i'll; but soon Symmachus sought me
With class of hundred young men,
Whose hundred cold paws have brought
me
The fever / lacked till then.
The journal of the American Med
zeal Association, calling attention to
the medical ways of the ancient city,
notes that diseases due to luxurious
habits had multiplied greatly in Rome.
What was called gout-that is, pains
and aches in joints and muscles, and
the vague conditions that we now call
rheumatism-had also greatly in
creased. Pliny, who was an older con-
temporary of Martial, says: "Gout
used to be an extremely rare disease,
NOT in the times Of our fathers and
gfandfathers only, but even within
my own memory" Although the
equity were usually rich and of luxuri-
Gus habits, some of them, evidently
were not good pay. An evidence of
this is thus given:
Diodorus, while he sues in court,
On equity feet can stand;
But when the lawyers bill is brought,
The govt sets fast his hand.
Newark evening star and Newark advertiser. [volume] (Newark, N.J.) 1909-1916, 1914-02-13
AN INDIAN OF TODAY

garding the Indian of today, but
truthfulness compels me to say he is
no longer primitive He is very much
like everybody else in education, in
manner and in dress
Notwithstanding which, Mrs. Muir
ray is exceedingly loyal to the ira
ditions of her people. She counts
herself member of the Chickasaw
tribe and is one-eighth Indian. At
her home in Washington she has
number of interesting Indian relics
in the FORM of old flags carried by
the Choctaw and Chickasaw tribes in
fights in which they assisted the
whites; tomahawks, medals and most
treasured of all, the very same pipe
which the honored Sequoia is said
to have smoked. =
This pipe" explains Mrs. Muir
ray, handling the crude clay bowl
with reverence, was found in the
wichita mountains with the skele-
ton which measurements Identified
as that of Sequoia. 1t was he who
gave the alphabet to the Cherokee
tribe, and his name is one of the
most honored of all the Indian chiefs
that ever lived. The old brave was
known to have persisted trying to
cross the Wichita mountains in a
winter storm"
Representative and Mrs. Murray
have five children. The eldest boy,
Massena, is called after Napoleon Bo
napartes marshal by that name. The
others are Johnston, William Henry,
a daughter, Jean, and Burbank,
named for the famous Luther Bur-
bank, of California. The children at
tend public school at the capital,
where their parents have resided only
a few months. They are not in love
with city life. They pronounce it a
poor town in which a boy can't shoot
firearms at Christmas time, and in
which a safe and sane Fourth of
July has been instituted, a fact which
points to their maternal ancestry
and wh6h goes to prove the truth
of the old saying that all boys are
Indians.