The times dispatch. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1903-1914, 1914-02-08
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an run screamin' firm tn ROOM presoom that
something had said had suggested solution iv
some gr-reat uistior iv state an he hurried away
to put tn idce in wrtin while it was still fresh
Anyhow waited till quarther to swim f'r hin,
to come down, an thin accepted an invitation firm
tn ginral v tn ARMY to go out an take walk
in tn air.
-" Yes, sir, Charleymange tn Forty-ffth will
go down to histhry as praps TIL greatest monarch
~ tn present ezra Ye know what rugged
Dimn,ycra have always BEEN have not
changed me creed. AS tn pote says, was mach
rallied in old Wisconsin, an firm her rugged
breast sucked in tn tyrant hatin' milk that will
not let me rest But since seein Charleymanee
| view monarehs in dff'rent light Much can
be said in their favor If tn arnychists 90 on
attackin tn pickle business in America wudden't
be surprised if it wud become nicissary f'r people
iv our class to get together an choose king.
Whn that day comes | cud wish fr no betther
fate fr our country thin to be ruled over be tn
great parsonage who this very day. just as tn
clock sthrlck two. passed the butther to me with
his own august hands, he says
So ye see he amt much imprissed be ri1etv.
He's ony stunned AS f'r me, all this aurr,rnery
wearies me- | wud be very homesick but f'r tn
garde Sophy Hnna,narier who is larnin' th'
Vcksburg lope firm me. AS We know she ;s tn
most beautiful woman in Europe Her hair Is
light sandy in color. an although short, like all
her family, she is SO gracefully proportioned that
no wan wud SUSPECT her weight to be two hunderd
pounds. Grreat vivacity is lent to her face be
her eyes, which ARE slightly crossed. She has
the simplest manners possible, but there is some
thing about her, | can't say just what, but an
ondehnable something. that marks her as " rilc
blood, She threated me at wanst as an akel whin
she larncd that am DESCENDED firm Hugh ONeil
on me mothers side an cud wear tn title iv earl
II | wanted to. But if piece comes out in tn
pa-apers sayin' that there is anything seeryous
between us PLACE deny it, We ARE lust good
frinds nawthn more. I will write more anon
In tn manetime Cher Miguel with renewed as
surances v most distinguished consideration.
believe me,
Yours,
THOMAS O'NEIL SLAvrv
Late Captain Hibernyan Rifles,
:" Sicrcty iv tn Embassy iv tn United States ~
America to tn Coort iv H. l. NJ Charley
mango til Forty-hfth iv Poosylanya
SO there yc ar-re," said Mr. Dooley "Weu
ii is f'r this country that we ar-re so splindidv
ripr'snted abroad. We set at home lightly
sthrugglin' FIR food while these hardy ENJOYS is
our civilization ar-re breakin their backs bowir,'
befure throne in our behalf or rdn in tn pitt
less glare iv tn MONDAY sun in clothes that no
man wud wear be starlight If he didn't have to.
They stay abroad till they broke an thin como
home an find that tn Office they really wanted Is
permanently occupied"
+" This here pa-aper.' said Mr.. Hennessy, says
we ought to have thrancd diplomats"
don't know" said Mr.. Dooley. "Thrained
diplomats is liable to overthran, an whin tn time
comes to put wan over they lack tn punch
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