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New-York tribune. [volume] (New York [N.Y.]) 1866-1924, 1914-05-24

nee upon a time there was
newspaper publisher who adver-
~ tised his paper as mot yellow,
but black and white, and read all
over" The same chromatic descrip-
ton might be applied TO the two little
birds which one day last week drew
ira Notwithstanding crowd to the lawn
side Of City Hail Park and caused more
guesses and omniscient dogmatism
as to their idcntity-all quite wrong
than anything else since Barnum's
Justly celebrated What Is IT." immor-
tailed the spot where the st. Paul
Building now stands. For while they
seemed blazing scarlet all over, they
in fact. had white underlying coverts
and black trimmings or their wings
and tails.
While apparently there wasn't soul
i'm Gotham that could tell what they
were, there isn't a farm boy in Jersey
who wouldn't instantly have recog-
nized them as the familiar scarlet tan
ayers, which at this time OF year fol-
low the plough to pick up angleworms
and grubs. But they ought to have
been recognized here. for they are COM
mon enough in the parks. as are also
their brethren, the summer tanagers
which are rosy vermilion, with
brown and dusky red trimmings
These are the males. The suffragette
tanagers wear yellow and olive green
instead.
These must not be COMPOUNDED, how
ever, with the cardinal bird. which is
also quite common in Central AMI
other parks, though it is far more shy
and thicket loving. The cardinal is
much larger than the tanager, and has
conspicuous crest on its head and a
bright red 5eak. Moreover, IL stays
with us all winter, while the tanager
goes South. Neither of these brilliant
birds excels as a songster, though both
have clear and not unpleasing notes.
Talking of songsters. while the mock
ing bird, chief of our singers. is so sell
dom seen around New York as To be
reckoned an absentee, his two close
cousins, the next greatest members OF
the choir. abound When you see a
large bird, reddish brown above and
bun below, with a long. slender bill,
rather shyly running along the hedge
row or i'm the margin of the shrubbery,
watch him and pray Apollo that he
New-York tribune. [volume] (New York [N.Y.]) 1866-1924, 1914-05-24
BUT ONE SAFE REFUGE-A MANS
CLUB.

This sort of thing has made a mans
club his only safe refuge from the spy
who serves as paid help in the places
that offer him opportunity for market
ing lies. In clubs there are stringent
orders 10 throw out bodily all those
sleek, soft footed gentry that come
around trying to pump carriage open
ers. doormen and walters. There are
large rewards offered when such acts
are consummated to act as deterrents
ON others Of their ilk.
I'm most of the clubs attendants will
not say if a member is in unless his
name i sent. nor will they give any
such information over = phone, or call
New-York tribune. [volume] (New York [N.Y.]) 1866-1924, 1914-05-24

lish sparrow with back and breast OF
reddish brown. forehead black, wings
greensh and tail lack aud white. The
imported English goldhnch is smaller
than the chahinch, with brown back.
buzz breast, white cheeks with black
stripes on them, red forehead and
throat and golden yellow wings. The
third is our own exquisite American
goldhnch, which is not raved over by
poets and painters simply because 1t is
SO common--a small and gracefully
formed bird. of pure, rather deep sui
phur yellow, with jet black cap and
black spots on wings and tall This is
the bird that loves to pose upon null
lein stalk or a thistle head. All three
of these finches are fine singers.
New-York tribune. [volume] (New York [N.Y.]) 1866-1924, 1914-05-24
MANY CELEBRITIES IN PHiliPE'S
HUNTING GROUND.

Many celebrities are in the throng-
theatrical. literary and political. Dan
cling instructors of late run in between
their arduous labors for "a jellied egg
and a drink. Life with them. so Tar
as meals are concerned, seems TO De
one soft egg after another. 1t seems
that continuous dancing of the artistic
kind does not permit of any foods eX-
cept the gelatinous. gurgling kind.
However. it will be seen that this is
a, fine hunting ground for PHILIPPE. lie
is getting rich off his side line as
sleuth, although, of course. he denies
it if you are impolite enough TO ask
him. But you will notice that, so far
as possible, he never stands with his
back unprotected. PHILIPPE knows that
he is bound to get good kicking one
of these days, but he has always been
a waiter and has in his younger days
often been kicked, although you would
never think it TO look at him now.
Next time PHILIPPE will be kicked by
experts.
PHILIPPE does most of his work through
the numerous under walters and ON
nibuses in his staff. but in many cases
he personally listens to conversations
and secures evidence in the way of lost
articles. letters or notebooks dropped
through accident and discriminating
data. which he has carefully corrobo-
rated by his hired corroborators, cab
starters. doormen, chauifeurs and even
hat check boys.
New-York tribune. [volume] (New York [N.Y.]) 1866-1924, 1914-05-24

a man to the instrument without first
acquainting him of the inquiry.
Women are usually got al through
maids and household or hotel servants.
and one successful method of late has
been through the women who give
beauty treatments in homes. The hair
dresser or the face masseur and mani
cure is in a great many cases regu-
larly licensed detective, who gets into
the inner privacy Of women, finds out
where they are going, where they have
been, and. as general thing, their
habits and often their sins.
New-York tribune. [volume] (New York [N.Y.]) 1866-1924, 1914-05-24
FOR THE COLLECTION BOX.

Jimmy. aged four, had been sent up
stairs by his mother TO get 10 cents,
which she intended TO use for ihc pur-
chase OF postage stamps.
Not knowing exactly what a recent
piece looked like Jimmy called down
stairs: Mother. IS 10 cents a little piece
Of money"
Yes. Jimmy. the sma.lrst -.r-c OF
W1aCr 'n my purse
"tr toN som, mothtr. Church
nil..-.. --CC-.-.
New-York tribune. [volume] (New York [N.Y.]) 1866-1924, 1914-05-24
HIS GRANDMOTHER USED AS
EVIDENCE.

Many an innocent enough Irritation
that goes on under the palms in the
mink tea room has been made into
damning proof of deeds that cry aloud
to high heaven under his skilful man
ipulation. He is we'll trained, and the
merest hint of what is required is
enough for him. a man might go in
with his own grandmother and have
two glasses of buttermilk, but when
New-York tribune. [volume] (New York [N.Y.]) 1866-1924, 1914-05-24
AN UNIMpoRTANr DETAIL.

81 am very sorry, madam" said the
Berlin servant maid OF whom a German
paper tells. but | must leave you next
week. You see. am going TO be mar
ried"
Really, Emma Who is the luck"
man."
HE is the policeman on this beat
well, l wish you luck. What is his
name?'
"Oh, ] don't know that. His number
is il7"-Youth's Companion.
New-York tribune. [volume] (New York [N.Y.]) 1866-1924, 1914-05-24

was finally stopped he missed it as he
might lost dog.
Most Of the men employed for this
class of sleuthing are of the lowest
possible class. who will stop at moth
ing in the achievement of their in
structions. They are invariably cow
New-York tribune. [volume] (New York [N.Y.]) 1866-1924, 1914-05-24
GREAT ACTIVITY OF THE MOTHER
WREN.

Talking of the wren, actual obserya-
lion one day showed that in 4 hours
and - minutes a mother wren made
10 visits to her brood, and fed them
with Ill insects. including may flies.
caterpillars. grasshoppers. cutworms
and spiders Talk about household
cares in bringing up d family.
There are few meadow larks in the
parks, too. which cannot slng mu l..
New-York tribune. [volume] (New York [N.Y.]) 1866-1924, 1914-05-24
CITIZENS OF THE WORLO-MERRY
ABOUT VERY LITTLE.

This crowd is by no means made
au from the underworld. This assem-
blaee would he called cosmopolitan.
Many OF them are persons concerned
in important transactions involving
New-York tribune. [volume] (New York [N.Y.]) 1866-1924, 1914-05-24

tunity TO play this important part of
spy is like giving catnip to cat. lie
fairly revels in it, and enjoys the brief
authority it gives him to degree that
makes him ready to say or do any
thing, especially as he reaps pecuniary
benefit besides
New-York tribune. [volume] (New York [N.Y.]) 1866-1924, 1914-05-24

will hy to the nearest tree top and sing.
For if he does he will give YOU per-
haps several hours of unbroken song
such as only the nightingale and mock
ing bird at their very best can surpass.
For this il the glorious brown thrasher,
or thrusher-so called because he is
greater than any other Of the thrushes,
New-York tribune. [volume] (New York [N.Y.]) 1866-1924, 1914-05-24
TIE lRREPROACHABlE PHILIPPE,
HEAD WAITER AND SLEUTH.

The man at the table in deep purple
evening toys is addressing the ire
proachable PHILIPPE, head waiter at the
most popular hotel in New York.
lie is bending over the man at the
table in correct head waiter angle, his
order paid and pencil in hand. and the
onlooker, not getting the words through
the din Of the band and the swaying
movements of the tangoists, would inn
mediately infer that an order is being
given.
II is given later, but il consists of a
Scotch highball, and no check is
served This binds the compact. He is
known to have huge wads of money
which he gives out literally, and he
pays for nothing. although it is true
his orders are very modest.
Scenes such as this are quite frequent
IN the busy spring season, during which
PHILIPPE makes more money i'm spotting
Insuspecting guests than he does i'm
salary and tips combined, and at this
particular place they are considerable.
Of course, there is a regular house
DETECTIVE in the lobby: but he is a po-
Ice detective and is on the lookout for
The ordinary criminals. Policemen and
private detectives do not mix well. In
fact there is nothing a real policeman
enjoys like arrcsting a private de-
tcctive. and as the latter fry are
VIGOROUSLY offensive and criminal in
their efforts to get their prey, this oc-
ours more or less frequently. Many OF
the large hotels order their housemen
to bar the lynx-eyed sleuths from
agencies, as they get the house in the
newspapers invite fist fights in bar
New-York tribune. [volume] (New York [N.Y.]) 1866-1924, 1914-05-24
* n n IST"

"H Yes. sir'"
"The man TO the right of the
.oop near the arch. with the gray
..nislers and the whooping-cough vest
do YOU get me-
certainly, sir"
..Uou-hist,-don't let on. I'm de-
...,iyc. and his wife wants him
..,.,bcd. sec?-everything about him
hat he spends, what he drinks. how
i,tc ne STAYS and when he comes
3orstande The women he entertains
seee Women. that's the main point. ~
precisely sir"
.eet his telephones and where his
,,,,os or messages come from; get
.., m his mail or stuff from the waste
s,c, There's lots of coin. You'll be
....n Maid. so YOU can pay the others
,,.r.'s fifty now. Is II go?'
VERY good, sir"
This scrap Of conversation is not
rom stage production. but from a
restaurant with music playing, dancers
moving among the tables. and orchids
easbing here and there. Strawberries,
carly melons. champagne and aspara-
pus are being served on all sides, for it
* the gentle springtime, when love
s,4r. the hearts of men, even the tired
business men, and the private detective
industry thereby experiences boom.
New-York tribune. [volume] (New York [N.Y.]) 1866-1924, 1914-05-24
CATBIRD is DAINTY SLATE-COl-
OREO PURITAN

greater In size and greater IN song.
Scranton Wochenblatt. [volume] (Scranton, Pa.) 1865-1918, 1914-11-19
sta srober 6 fer.

Der DsritOrbeus fruuaUTiias 3ei'
tun9sberdus9eber uno Sournalilt
Charles preOet mar, mas Der 6ronS
5oIe June belle fourchette+ nennt:
er i9Iug beim Gfen eine poraiigIiae
9linge un0 mar in bieIer Sinii9t
8uuper- -Quertier pergIsi9bar, Dem
Manne, Der 9ismard 10 isbr gefiel,
neil er bel Slid einfud nidt gu
I9lagen mar uno our9 ielne GBIult
tells Gritaunen, tells Srauen er'
regte.
2tls i'm Sabre 1900 in paris bic
gDsltausteGluns er6ffnet purOe. er.
nannte man Gbarlss Yreost gum Bprs
iibenbsn elmer Rabrunssmi!tsIs sSurh
bic iib pisrsebn Gage lang in tpabrs
baft pantasruelifper Deiie Ourh Die
punoerbarlten MusIiellun9sgssenitdns
De MISUNDERSTANDING our9s
5uefen bate. sSeltmabIseitsn foIeten
uuf 5eitmabl5eiten, uno Die IusitelIer
battsn Die beriibmteiten Barrier 404e
aufgebpteu, nm nit ibren @eri6tsa
bel Dem @eriht Gbre einouIesen. Vim
5sbnten Sage b:eler srnnbiu!sn Siit'
tsrune iparsn bertits iiebsn posr a9t
MiteIieber Der gbtOmmiifon I1mdDs
lid a6gefdIlen rno gu Ratron perurs
!siIt pOrbsn; es iaben fptian nur
nod flint SurpmitsIieber an Der Sas
fel. 8sim Orei5, bnten Glen muBteR
nod orei anoers Wla9sn aIs griinb,
lid beroorbsu ausideiben, uuo ole
.@erib!surtsile~ ipurosn ieBt nur
rod BON 3luei nNsferbeIOen", einem
gng!dnOer uno gbnrles Yrspet, gee
fiiat. 2(m leBten Gage aber muBte
AUDI Der Gnel6nosr ins 8stt sebsn
un0 &Gmillentee trinten; G6arIss
prepst aber iaB better uno ipoblses
nut allein BEL 2ii9 uno srtIGrte ii9
bereit, iusnR es iein miiBte in Oeriel.
ben Weiie nod pier5ebn Sage lang
iusiter Su rpriifen". S6aes. buB
@ismard mic Gslsgenbsit funO, aud
bieien n9-oben 5rdn5Oien" tennen
3u lerren; er bGtt fein lrteiI iiber
Srontrei4 bdnn f9erli9 seanosrt.
Scranton Wochenblatt. [volume] (Scranton, Pa.) 1865-1918, 1914-11-19
3i.I, fir Sic su pirten, su f6afs

3tL fir Sic gu ipirter, gu fdafs
fen -"
glus. in auge itnn6en lie - gpns
tbia fiiblte tpie stipns Wunbsrbarss,
bic srobs 2iebe ieinss Sersens, bic
allies iibsrpunben bntts, ibrsn SO9s
NUT, i6re 9GIte, ibre 3uriidpeiIung,
ben 3uiammenbru4 ibres Sauiss,
aIIes.
sd bin Sbrsr gar ni6t piirbig,
faete iie f9Iibt unb SGrtli9, aber
i'd mill bon Sbnsn lerneH. limb mir
ipoIlen infer 2eben semeinfam aufs
bausn - ein onbsres 2sben -"
Damn fbpies +. = feline 2inte
f9!ans iid Inn ibre @eItolt, unb ibre
2ippen fanben iid in einem f9eusn
Sub, In bem all bic 3drtli9teit
ibrer GssIen iib tunbgob, nur nod
eebGnbist bon Der Sur6t por bent
srrBsn Slid. bas ii9 Dor i9nen
Dffnete.
3tpsi beneibenspsrte Grbentinber,
bic in ben DirrIolsn bes 2sbsns fi9
sefunben, unb bic bsibs fpubter, boB
iie bas S60nife unb Bette biefsr
WeIt seipOnnen batten.
Scranton Wochenblatt. [volume] (Scranton, Pa.) 1865-1918, 1914-11-19

I5sn Ii6 unS rufen 6ur6einonbsr,
uls bdtten iie fsIbit 5us f9Dsrs Dert
bOIIbra9t. 60, ipenr Nr tIeine lloo
beruntsr fommt, tpolIsn lie ibn gut
.mpfangsn. Der Sriumpb mar ibm
gu s6nnsn, bon gunssm Ser5en! limo
toIs f9uuen iie smpOr.
.Sebt lit bic Srduung bon Glen
DenOIanb unO GERM Grsiiing tpohI
geraoe gu @noe!" faste Der Ian5e
Reumonn nit Teiner sissntiimIi9
irG6Ssnben Stimms. 9as tIinst tpie
Elm MiBtOn in ben Subel. Der lans
gs Neumann 1T unbeIisbt. @r ipeiB
INNER, ipsnn anbere frpb iino, cine
bdbIi4 bdmiide Yemertuns gu ma
den.
Die feline Worte ebsn tpisOsr Bee
riibrten! Gis elm taItsr S9auer
eing ss sinsm iiber ben Riiden. Die
unoern ipenoen itoh al un0 Idauen
ip:eoer empor.
Sa, mas 1T oas9 9lusr 9tussn
finb iueit unO i9rsdbaft seOffnst unb
itarren oprt pben bin. Ollie iteben
ipie ansepur5slt ba uno tdrrsn, itars
rem binauf unO t0nnen oos S9rsds
Ii4e nidt fafen. Ous bd Dor iia
sebt.
Der 9lpparat, Ser chen nod 70 res
sslmGbis fubr, bdumt iib milo uuf.
pie Elm pferb, Dem man plOBli5 Die
Sporen in bic Wsi5en f6bt.
Sebt itebt sr fentrs9t in bic S06e
uno jeBt, isBt fdat er nit furdtbarer
9slpaIt.
Die unten ftarren unbepe9Iitb,
sntieBt, fafungsIos!
Nun iIt's porbei. Gin 6umpfer
9lufI9log br0bnt iiber bas 1el6. Sa
Iiegt Der Sertriimmsr!e apparat.
SIM Ru fino bic anbern bort. 3eis
nsr psiB, ipie er 6insetommen TT.
Ser glppurut 1T b6Gig psrni9tet.
Gin piifss @enirr bon. Stan9en,
WotorteiIsn. RGbern unb 2einepanos
feben, 10 Iiegt er bu.
limo baneben Iiest Der tIsine libo,
Der @sIos, Der &etOrOmann, itia uno
tot. Man iiebt ibm fauJn etipos an!
Rur Elm paar S6rammen Iino 5u Ies
ben. llnO bod iit er tot, mauIetot.
armsr tleiner uoo! Gin rieIger
aiiruifier. fein better Jrsunb, bsust
ii4 iiber Jpn uno Oriidt ibm feline
blauen 9tugsn gu, Die 70 ieltIam in
Die Serne itarren. Sur5 barauf 1sBt
iih elm trauriser 3ug gu Der naben,
itilIen 5rieobofstupelIe in 8eipssung.
CUR feIben Sturbs peril i'm Sauie
bes 8ommerSisnrats Denolano Der
erite Gbumposner in 81. asI9s Der
SOh5eiisgdfs.
Scranton Wochenblatt. [volume] (Scranton, Pa.) 1865-1918, 1914-11-19
EeS @aftwrts Ra6e.

RuoDarb &ipIina etSGbIt il. a. bon
rem unonssnsbmen griobrungsn, Die
er in einem SoteI in Sonaba MAIDEN
mubts. Gr mar init bem @aitboi
gar nidt 5ufriseen unb poIlte bp9
ni6t I6eiosn, obne ieiuem geGrgertsn
Strsen 2uft 9smo9t gu bobsn. Gr
IieB ii9 olio, bepOr er abreiits, ben
GoItpiri tommen unO ioste gu ibm:
sd mOdte Sbnen nur iogen, bab
ron oIIsn Sotels unter Der Spnns, in
oeuen i9 nbseitiegen bin, tsins an
MougeI an &pmiprt uno IhIediet
2eitung Iib mir oen Sbri9en oer9Isls
ben lGBt." S0dit entriiItet Sus ii9
tsr 9njilpirt suriid. uno aIs Stipiing
bonn I'M bic Rednung bot. fano sr
oIs Iebten ppiten uuF9siebt: -5iir
,Srs96sit - brsi OoIlors."
The Hattiesburg news. (Hattiesburg, Miss.) 1908-1917, 1914-05-04
NeW Orleans Cotton Report
Furnished by II. e. B. Beer.

New Orleans May 4.-Confirming
private and official advices, returns to
the New York Commercial and Finan-
cial Chronicle are to effect that heavy
rains have occurred in the Southwest
during the past week, and from Sec
tons of Texas there are complaints
of much damage from washout and
soaked fields. Along the Atlantic, dry
weather has been the rule, and in the
remainder of the South the precipita-
ton has been moderate or light. Re-
planting is progressing rapidly where
not already completed, but low tenn
peratures at close of the week are
detrimental to young cotton.
Inasmuch as weather conditions If
the bill will be the governing marke,
influence in the future, opinions will
he valueless. The new crop has
reached a stage where rains would be
injurious, except, perhaps, in the
South Atlantic States where the rain
all of late has been light.
If clearing weather should set in
west of the Mississippi river with the
| opening of next week, values may
work lower, but if wet weather con
tinues, it is probable the market will
assume an upward tendency. The
forecast is for showers over Sunday
| in the western half of the cotton
region, fair for the eastern portion.
Unlike developments of the past
week, indications are that statistics
will work in favor of the long side
next week as the movement from the
| interior is apt to be smaller than last
years $4,000 bales and spinners' TAX
ings for the coming week may be
larger than the $4,000 bales of one
year ago.
BY reason of the unsatisfactory pc
litical situation in Mexico and in thu
British Isles, general business condi
lions remain depressed, but it il
thought that wise counsel will prevail
and that matters will be SATISFACTORY,
adjusted eventually.
Another feature that promises t.
relieve the uncertainty in financia
and industrial circles in America, il
the prospect for an early decision O
the long agitated demand for an in
The Hattiesburg news. (Hattiesburg, Miss.) 1908-1917, 1914-05-04
CHURCH AND BENEVOLENT
SOCIETIES.

Weekly Report of Baraca-PhiIathea
Public Library.
New members, 13; books received,
105; books loaned, 239; fines, $2.9S;
magazines received, %; magazines
loaned, 70; persons using rest room
10.
Monthly Report.
New members, 81; books received
1856; books loaned, 95S; fines 1901 ;
magazines received, SO; magazines
loaned, 90; persons using rest room
IS. Total membership 447;, total mum
Der of books in library, 925. Tota
number of books loaned since this wal
made circulating library on Sept.
1913, 1856. This shows somewhat thu
need Of larger library in Hattiesburg
The Hattiesburg news. (Hattiesburg, Miss.) 1908-1917, 1914-05-04
BIG Conventions
HELD this WEEK
BANKERS, MOTHERS, coNFEDER-
ATE DAUGHTERS AND STU.
DENTS MEET.

Several notable state gatherings are
slated for the current week. The con-
vention period is now at it's height in
Mississippi, and will continue for about
six weeks.
On Tuesday the Mississippi Bank
ers Association will assemble in Vicks-
burg for two-day session, concluding
with the usual banquet. Mr.. ]. F.
Flournoy, of Canton, is president of
the association, and B. w. Griffith, of
Vicksburg, secretary. The most i'm
portant subject slated for discussion
is the new state banking law.
The Mississippi Congress of Mothers
will meet in Natchez on Tuesday for
three-day session. Mrs. R. B. Staple
ton, of Hattiesburg is president of the
| association. One of the features Of
the meeting will be series of lectures
by Mrs. Anna Steese Richardson, Of
New York, who conducted the Better
Babies Campaign in the Woman's
Home Companion. Miss Susie V. Pow
ell, director of school improvement
work in the state, and Miss Emily
Butt, of the Jackson public school fac
ulty, who has led the Juvenile reform
atory movement for the past several
years, will be AMONG the speakers.
The annual meeting of the Missls-
sippi division, United Daughters of the
/, Confederacy, will be held at Meridian,
commencing on Tuesday. 1t is ex-
pected that about two hundred of Mis-
sissippi's foremost women will be in
attendance.
The annual field day events and
oratorical contest of the Mississippi
intercollegiate Association will be held
in Jackson on Friday. The state col
lege baseball championship will be de-
cided and prizes awarded in the field
day athletic events during the day
followed by the oratorical contest be
tween representatives of the four big
colleges at 8 p. m. 1t is expected
that nearly two thousand collegians
will attend this event.
The Hattiesburg news. (Hattiesburg, Miss.) 1908-1917, 1914-05-04
GRAY HAIR BECOMES
DARK,TH|CK,GLOSsY
arkens So Evenly And Naturally No
One Can Tell.

When hair turns gray, faded, streak
ed with gray, brittle or falling, get
from your drug store, 7-ounce bottle
Of "Q-Ban." On retiring, rub "Q-Ban'
like a shampoo ON the hair and scalp
The gray disappears, the hair is dark.
ened and few more applications OF
"Q-Ban" makes the hair glossy, lus-
trous and beautiful. "QBan" is not
dye, it can not stain the hair or
scalp, and can not make the hair
greasy Absolutely harmless-delight
full to use. "Q-Ban" stops falling hair
and promotes its growth, and stops
itching of the scalp and dandruff from
the first application. "Q-Ban darkens
the hair so evenly and naturally that
no one can tell-but you will look
years younger By all means apply
"Q-Ban" to the hair in preference tc
any hair tonic. The Century Drug
Store, Hattiesburg Miss, guarantees
and sells 7-ounce bottles for only SOC
Out-of-town people supplied by mail
The Hattiesburg news. (Hattiesburg, Miss.) 1908-1917, 1914-05-04
When Doctors Disagree.

When the new edition of one of the
best known encyclopedias now on the
market was being written and the va
rious specialists were i'll the sanctum
at work the historian turned to the
mathematician and asked, How do
you spell ingestion?'
The other. not understanding what
was said, replied: "In jest? With j.
of course"
mo. fngestion.' l appreciate your
gibe. but this is no jest"
To which the mathematician answer
ed meekly: with a q. l suppose.
Same as CESSATION, isn't itT'
The authority on physiology. who
overheard the reply. broke into the
conversation to explain that ingestiou
and CESSATION had nothing to do with
each other and added that the igno
rance of his confreres on some subject,
reminded him Of the judge who charg
ed the jury. 1.-The verdict must be IL
accord with the rules of justice with 9
capital G." In consequence Of which
the jury brought in verdict o.
Guilty. New York Tribune
The Hattiesburg news. (Hattiesburg, Miss.) 1908-1917, 1914-05-04
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