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The Washington herald., 1914-06-08
SALTUL0 IN GAY ATTIRE
TO WELCOME FIRST CHIEF

Saltillo, June ITO the changing of
cathedral bells and the booming Of can
non. Venustiano Carranza, first chief of
the constitutionalist army. tomorrow will
enter Saltillo, whence he was driven
fourteen months ago as a result Of re-
fusing to recognize the Huerta govern
ment.
CarranSa, accompanied by Gen. Imnacio
Pesquiera and his bodyguard Of 1000
picked men will be met and welcomed
by the State authorities of Coahuila and
by Gen. Pablo Gonzales. the commander
Of the army Of the northeast, with his
assemblage of staff officers.
The streets which lead from the station
to the palatial home Of Don Ramon
Arizipe. where Gen. Carranza will make
his headquarters during his stay in Sal
tillo, are spanned with flower-entwined
triumphal arches, and every balcony In
the city is decorated with lace curtains
and tri-coior draperies.
Carranza will establish the seat of his
provisional government in Saltillo. He
insists that he is not provisional presi-
dent, but, nevertheless, he will appoint
q new cabinet and begin the Inauguration
of the reforms that the revolution has
promissd to ,instttutA
The Washington herald., 1914-06-08

ing details as to his life. He is not the
ordinary type of village cop"
I don't arrest people unless thew get
reckless" he said It's hard to observe
a twelve-mile speed law on country roads.
1 don't blame them for going fast.
just arrest them when they try to pass
other automobiles on the wrong side, or
try to scare people or animals. 1 don't
think many of them kick They know
that If they are decent they are safe
don't believe in the village detective
system"
Constable Garrison said he spent five
hours yesterday watching the Riggs road.
He didn't get anybody. though. for same
one told Then he went to the RA,'s
Horn road He didn't get anybody xere
as the reckless ones selected other sths.
Then he went back to the Riggs d fad-
Got Mysterious Cnrd.t
Last Wednesday Constable Garrison
had an adventure He received a postal
card signed John Smith," which said:
am coming through your town We'd
nesday morning Look out for me- am
bad II you stop me something will han
pen and the price of cofiins will jump up
You better stay in bed"
The Washington herald., 1914-06-08
Dark Park, Bashful Moon,
Arms Full, Lopers Spoon!
In the-Epenings-"A Young Mans Fancy Lightly
Turns to Thoughts of Lopc"-A Wise Man Walks
Through Shadows with Eyes Straight Ahead.

Oh yes. stranger. those wide, cool. open
green squares and triangles known as
the parks of Washington are inhabited.
In broad daylight we see nurses and tiny
children enjoying the protecting shade,
but at night-ah at might've do not see
the denizens, of the park, whe are enjoy
ing the protecting darkness. How do We
know there is any one there? We fall
over them.
Can any one venture into Lafayette
square or Franklin Park or Lincoln Park
or anSdark place provided with benches
these summer evenings without feeling
the presence OF these amorous mortals
who sit close together for coolness and
utter such gentle foolishness as "Uzzy-
wuzzy- mpume-tweet-heart" for recre-
alton? They are there and they are
there to spoon. Be, sure to fall over
them" for the results are most amusing
1t is hard to get a satisfying glimpse
at some OF them. Poor timid things. they
fly far apart at the approach Of a prowl-
ing squirrel and delude themselves into
hoping that no one could ever guess that
he had actually gotten so far as to put
his arm around her. Others are more
experienced. or more self-absorbed. and
can be approached with safety by the
IL he is careful not to chuckle
aloud.
The Washington herald., 1914-06-08
BEER FOR ALL
EVERYBODY WILL SOON
BE MAKING THEIR
OWN BEER AT HOME

Cincinnati. Ohio, June :. 1s14-Back
to the old days. Beer as was brewed
at home by our forefarhers will now
again be brewed as of old. A we'll
known brewmaster of this city has dis
covered new way in supplying beer
70 every one in concentrated form so
that by the addition OF water and a
little sugar any one can now make
their own beer at home at a cost of
less than one cent a glass. Brewmas-
ter Shuh. who is considered an expert
in his line both here and abroad, has
been working on this new process for
many years and right now he an
nounces the completion Of his inven-
ton He has concentrated Barley
Malt. Hops and the other ingredients
used in making beer so that any one
can now have a pure. sparkling, cool
ing glass of beer in their own home
whenever they want il. His concen-
trated beer is put up in such a con-
densed and compact form that it can
be delivered to the doorstep by parcel
post anywhere in the country. On ac-
count of the prohibition wave which
has swept over the country the daily
and national drink has been taken
away from over IS per cent of the peo-
pie. This homemade beer will soon
take the place of brewery beer in
thousands of homes in the country.
not only on account of it's cheapness
and convenience. but its purity. health
fulnesS and strengthening qualities
The thrifty housewife will soon see its
and great saving. No homo
needs now to be without its daily glass
Of good old lager beer. A nourishing.
healthful. refreshing glass of beer for
the home. the farm, the factory, tho
office, the woods, streams and noun
tains. Easily and quickly prepared
always ready.
Mr.. A. s. Shuh. of 462 Sycamore
street. Cincinnati. Ohio. states that he
will be glad to furnish any one who
sends him their name and address, full
and also his free booklet
The Secrets of Making Beer at
Home"
The Washington herald., 1914-06-08
FOE To SPEEDERS
ONLY GETSONE
Constable Garrison, at Hyatts-
vile, Arrests Southern
Railway Counsel.
"BIG GUY" FRIENDS SAY
Man Who Stopped Presidents Car Is
Now Famous in the
County.
BIG GUY" FRIENDS SAY

Constable Thomas II. Garrison. whose
name was added to the list of those who
have inconvenienced famous people when
he arrested the chauffeur of the White
House automobile last week. made bu:
one arrest yesterday.
The victim was A p. Thorn, counsel
for the Southern Railway. who deposit
ed SIS when Garrison arrested him for
speeding.
Constable Garrison was carried to tenn
porary fame by the instrument that he
considers his worst enemy-the auto
mobile.
When limerick johnson. the White
House chauffeur. paid a fine of SO in
Hyattsville the other day. Constable Gar
rison's name was added to the Hall Of
Contemporary Fame.
An Oficer Fourteen Years.
For years-fourteen to be exact-con-
stable Garrison was just an ordinary
upholder of rural justice. Now his is
Constable Garrison. who stopped the au-
tomobile of the President.
He is a man of mystery to his fellows
in Hyattsville. His ways are mysterious.
He travels in darkness.
A simple resident of Washington asked
yesterday where he could be found
You can't find him." was the answer.
He may be on this corner now; again he
may not be here for a week. Nobody
knows. You might find him at home.
three blocks down Main street and a
block to the right. He may be on the
Riggs road. He may be in Mount Rainier
He's a mysterious sort of a guy"
He certainly did get in the papers,"
said bystander.
Why shouldn't he? wouldn't care IL
the President himself was in a car, I'd
arrest him. He's got more money than
that poor guy they founds so last week"
Hes a Big Guy"
Hes a big guy" was the answer to
for a description of Constable
Garrison. About fifty years old. And
he hasn't got a gray hair in his head.
He's got a black mustache, just like a
COP
After an hour of waiting. in which the
time was beguiled by stories of the hunt
ing and killing of three frogs during the
afternoon by a party of natives. it be-
came evident that Constable Garrison
might just up and disappear as did
Sherlock Holmes when Mr.. Conan Doyle
got tired OF writing about him.
Constable Garrison was reached by tele-
phone last night. He supplied the miss |
The Washington herald., 1914-06-08
NOW IT'S BILLY SUNDAY
IN HUNTINGTON, ". va.
William Knowles Cooper Has Nothing
but Praise for Evangelist. After
Attending Meeting.
Y. M. c. A. CAMPAIGN AS RESULT

Now it's Billy" Sunday in Huntington.
w. Va. A report of visit to Sundays
organized evangelistic camp. as it is set
up in that town, was delivered at the
Y. NJ c. A. yesterday afternoon by
William Knowles Cooper, general secre-
tary, before a gathering of young men
and boys.
IT spent two whole days at the Sun
day camp" said Mr.. Cooper. went to
all of the meetings, interviewed all Of the
members of the big organization and
could get no other impression of the work
than a favorable one. l sat on the plat
form at the Sunday service and was
greatly impressed with the sincerity. and
the common sense character of his mes
sage As to his methods. they are ex
ceedingly forceful. but not in the least
grotesque I found no single thing to
take exception to. although I realized
how a certain class of people might be
offended"
Mr.. Cooper gave an enthusiastic de-
scription of the system under which all
the work of the gospel camp is done and
reported on the religious impetus to life
in the West Virginia town. At the one
service on Sunday 400 conversions were
made and so far during the six weeks
of BILLY" Sundays stay 5000 people
that at three meetings which he at
tended there was a combined attendance
greater than the population of the town.
The pastors of the Huntington churches
all declared themselves enthusiastic over
the results of the campaign and as a re-
suit of the occupation of the town by the
Sunday forces the business men are
organizing a Y. NJ. c. A. A campaign
for a 100000 building is being started.
OF the several Washington ministers
at the Y VI. c. A. meeting yesterday
no one would express an opinion on
BILLY" Sunday. but Rev. Charles Wood
read a letter from religious worker in
Pa. which reported that
after one year, the effects of Sundays
work are still felt in the increased en-
thusiasm for all kinds of religious work
in the town.
Mr.. Cooper's visit was not made in
his official capacity as secretary of the
Y. NJ. c. A, but as a personal friend
of Mr.. Sunday, whom he knew as secre-
tary Of the Y NJ. c. A. work in Chicago
twenty years ago.
The Washington herald., 1914-06-08
Two YOUTHFUL Pirates
HAVE "MORE'N enough"
Instead of Hidden Treasures They Find
Lone Hen in a Chicken Coop.
and Now It's Never Again!"
"VEGETARAN?" mot MUCH"

That mothers loving arms are far more
satisfactory than the glories of pirate
life has been decided by Melville Staugh-
ton, aged fourteen, and Hamlet Loft
field, aged thirteen. of Takoma Park.
Md. who ran away from home last FRI
day to find buried treasures along the
banks of the Potomac. and returned again
Saturday via the Detention House.
"Aw. come on. Ham, let's run away and
be scouts and pirates and find fortune
somewhere am"
"Where?r interrupted Hamlet.
why, down on the Potomac or mos
anywhere there is fortunes to be found
an we'll be rich an big an come home
and buy mother ice cream cones and
things" Melville said.
AL right, you're on"
So they agreed to run away from home
and chose the banks of the Potomac to
pitch their sheet and clothes props, and
set about to find treasures, wh"n hunger
overlook them and led them into a GER
tain chicken coop, where they espied a
to their den.
The owner who lives under the Chain
Bridge and sells hens Nfor a living in
stead of eating them, called a police
man and the two scouts were uncere-
moniously taken to the House of De-
tention.
The parents at "A Holly avenue and 222
Maple avenue, Takoma Park. were noti-
fed. and each father appeared with faces
drawn and worried-lined from lack of
sleep.
MY son. you say, stole a henr' Mr..
Loftteld asked Nonsense" he said in
an injured tone. My son is a vegetarian
and has never tasted meat in his life"
"Aw. you don't know him.. the older
boy said. He's just crazy about meat,
and he sure helped to swipe that hen"
The boys were dismissed and declared
they had had "more'n enough a-scoutin'. ;"
The Washington herald., 1914-06-08

At times Harry will be found with
his head in Minnie's lap. with Minnie
smoothing his damp brow and tanning
him. Again. Frank and Florence may
be more ardent, or the night may be
cooler. and he will have his strong arm
pressed protectingly around her shoul-
ders. In this arrangement Flo always
rests her slightiy-tinted cheek on Franks
clean shirt just below the collar. Frank
then has a blush coming to him when
the boys at the office ask him what
happened to his shirt. Positions with
out number may be assumed by these
spooning couples some even preferring
to walk along the shaded paths with
their hands tightly clasped or their
arms twined like ivy across each others
shoulders. A fortunate investigator has
reported that he has discovered couple,
Sally. weighing nearly 30 and Archer.
size. two and six-eighths. which invar-
iably assume the position Of Sally-on-
Taken as q whole this class of spoon
ers Is an interesting one for the curiously
inclined. We have them. and the po-
lice have not rid US Of them, so why not
study them from q geological or an
point Of view? Specimens
might even be secured and mounted. A
new fad! Let's start It
The Washington herald., 1914-06-08

midwife. Apd / have had q certificate to
practice for thirty-six years in the Dfs-
trict." she said. II was born In Ger
many, Berlin, and came over to this
country in 1873 with my good dead hus-
band who was a doctor OF philosophy
and did some astronomical work Tor the
United States government.
Il come from a good family In Ger
many. and here In Washington We have
some of the most prominent
scientists of Germany and this country"
She raised her head from the white
cot and looked out the window on the
flower beds in the yard below.
"Ah, a duck" she said and laughed al
most childishly. II left my little duck
at home in the front room sitting on q
nest of eggs"
And then. as IL her mind could not
wander from the subject of her incar-
ceration, she said: They do not haul
folks around in SO much rush in the
old country as they do here. The night
they arrested me, they grabbed me and
OF they went to the hospital where the
girl was. then on / went again to q
place-the Detention House, they call it
then / got sick-O. God. how sick got.
and then they picked me up and they
dragged me to another hospital. and then
they brought me here. Each night i was
dragged somewhere else and each night
I didn't think / would live till morning"
Her Head BandaEed.
She held her bandaged head with both
hands and with her characteristic heaven
ward roll of the eyes she said. Lord
knows how I lived through II all"
Many is the time that / have taken
care of women who have gone to others
for illegal operations or performed them
she said. And many is
the woman's life have saved after some
one else had done the crime. but have
never performed such an operation. and
am innocent of the death of this girl.
In Germany they would not treat an
Did lady like this"
A coroner's inquest is to be held over
he body TO day at the morgue to de-
ermine whether a charge Of man.
daughter is to be preferred.
The Washington herald., 1914-06-08

expert is studying railway legislation
and administration"
When will the American forces evac-
uate Vera Cruz? Have you any agree
ment with Washington concerning this?"
Il have nothing to say at present on
this matter. My view already has been
expressed. and especially now that nego-
tiations are being carried on, IT would be
inopportune to talk.
"I understand from one of the men clos
est to you that President Wilson has
practically promised to turn Vera Cruz
over to the first constitutionalist army
that approaches and can prove its ability
to protect foreign interests. Is this true?
81 refuse to answer"
"And / also understand from another of
your counselors that the mediation pro-
ceedings at Niagara Falls have no other
object than to give you time to advance
southwark and save the United States
from the necessity of striking inland
from Vera Cruz. Is this true?"
"Scatter Them to Winds"
IT have nothing more to say" and
leaning back in his chair the first chief
of the revolution began a personal remi-
niscence which plainly indicated that the
interview was over
one HlOHlent- general, Hteii upteu-
"Will you tell me what you intend to do
with Huerta If you capture him?''
Carranza laughed aloud and his merri-
ment was echoed by the surrounding
ring of cabinet officers.
'1 have a thousand letters from all over
Mexico" he said containing suggestions
on this score. The most popular seems to
be that Huerta be imprisoned in a cage.
deprived of alcoholic drink and exhibited
throughout the country"
But, seriously. general. what do you
intend to do with him."
The first chief grew stern.
He will receive the punishment mer-
tied by his crimes" he replied soberly.
And his ashes will be taken far out to
sea and scattered to the four winds"
added one of the secretaries. Mexico
cannot spare an inch of ground for the
repose of the mortal remains of the
traitor"
The Washington herald., 1914-06-08
HARVARD READY
FOR GALA week
Commencement Exercises Be-
gin Next Sunday and
End on June l9.
MANY FEATURESARE DUE
Festivities Will End with Yale-Har-
ward Boat Races at
New London.
FEATURESARE DUE
Special to The Washington Herald

Special to The Washington Herald
Cambridge. Mass, June 7.-Harvard's
commencement week will begin with the
baccalaureate sermon, next Sunday. and
end with the annual Yale-Harvard boat
races at New London, Friday, June 1s
The official arrangements for the week,
as announced by the commencement COM
mittee, include many features.
The baccalaureate sermon will be
preached TO the senior class in Appleton
Chapel. in the college yard, Sunday aft
ernoon, after which the seniors will
march to the home of President and Mrs.
Lowell, where a reception will be held.
Phi Beta kappa Day.
Phi Beta Kappa day is to be celebrated
Monday The setting aside of one day
for the honorary scholarship society was
tried last year with success, and 1t will
be a permanent feature of future COM
mencements. In the morning the grad
uate and senior Phi! Beta Kappa men
will have a business meeting, followed
by formal exercises in Sanders Theater.
Dr. Lowell will announce the winners OF
the various academic prizes for the last
college year. The Phi Beta Kappa Society
will then have its dinner in the Har-
ward Union. The senior spread will oe
in Memorial Hall Monday evening.
The greatest day In the week of fes-
tivlty is class day. Tuesday, June 16. The
exercises will begin with a service in Ap-
pleton Chapel. After that exercises in
Sanders Theater will be held. when the
class Grafton and poem will be delivered
and the class ode sung. In the afternoon
20 900 friends and relatives of the Harvard
men will go to the bowl of the stadium
to listen to the ivy oration-a facetious
on Harvard affairs-by j. r.
Osgood Perkins, of Newton. Mass. I'm
mediately after will come the confetti
battle, when the people in the tiers of
the stadium's bowl will throw confetti
and stFeamers at the seniors and under
graduates below.
Day for Reunions.
Wednesday, June II, is to be given over
to the alumni for the reunions of the
various classes. Sports for all the grad
yates will be held on Soldiers Field in
the morning, and in the afternoon the
second of the Harvard-Yale baseball
games will be played at Cambridge.
Commencement day, which marks the
official close of the weeks festivities. Is
June IS Diplomas will be given
to the seniors at the Sanders Theater
exercises, and honorary degrees will be
awarded The Latin and English orations
will also be delivered.
On the following day the graduates.
and their friends will 60
TO the Yale-Harvard boat races on the
Thames, near New London On Satur-
lay the rubber game of the Harvard
Yale baseball series will be played at
Fenway Park, Boston, II more than the
originally scheduled games be required
70 determine the winner.
The Washington herald., 1914-06-08
KAISER A MIGHTY NIMR0D.

Berlin. June THE official record Of
Kaiser wilhelm's achievements as a
sportsman is given today in a special
report published by the Imperial Hunt
Registrar.
Although the Emperor has killed dur
ing his lifetime 7S30s game animals.
Among these were 2.I13 deer, 3.252 boars.
IS Oa5 hares, a. 500 phea SAINTS. and bears
His record for 1913 alone was 4.006 anil
mails, principally pheasants.
The Washington herald., 1914-06-08
CACHEW! SAY, HAVE YOU
GOT ROSE FEVER, TOO?
It's All Over New York, So Be Careful
or the Washington Germs Will
Get You Yet.
Cachew! cachee! It's sure got me.

Cachew! cachee! It's sure, got me.
Cachee! cachoo! Has 1t got you?
II rose fever hasn't got you. you're
lucky. It's getting it's clutches on the
olfactory organs Of every other person
in Washington. who sneezes and then
remarks, MY. what a cold I have" or
Il do believe 1 have that horrid old
rose fever again"
Rose fever is the little sister Of hay
Fever. 1t carries on the work during
summer time that hay fever does in the
fall.
One Of the pleasantest ways Of Kidding
yourself Of rose fever is an ocean or sea
Trip where nothing dryer than sea
weed can assail the nostrils. but II that
Is too expensive a cure, the patient can
avaii himself of a sea coast sojourn,
ana II that in turn Is too much strain
on the pocketbook. then apply to . ply
aiciAn.
The Washington herald., 1914-06-08
FINDS $500 ACORN PEARL.

Maiden Rock, Wis. June while
claiming here yesterday Ned Hall, Of
this village found a pearl valued at $500.
IT is of perfect acorn shape. Not as
many people are engaged in claiming
this season as last Those who are here
are reaping a good harvest, a, clans
are plentiful and several nns pearls have
been found
The Washington herald., 1914-06-08
KILLS Is RATTLERs WITH POST.

Gill. Colo. June L. With nothing but
fence post for a weapon. fourteen
year-old Henry Bott, Of this place. killed
fifteen rattlesnakss In twenty minutes
today. The reptiles ran in length from
a foot to more than three feet and had
from four to sixteen rattIes.
The Washington herald., 1914-06-08
ARCHITECTS CRITICISE
THE METHODS OF U. S.
Inconsistencies in Appropriations for
Public Buildings Are
Scored.
PAY A TRIBUTE TO BURLESON

Postmaster General Burleson is re-
ferred to as an Intelligent minority" in
an article in the June issue of the Jour
nal of the American Institute of Archi-
tectA just made public, dealing with the
report of the Federal commission named
to present to Congress a connected
scheme involving annual appropriations
for the construction and completion of
public buildings heretofore authorized"
The article, entitled Sense and Nom
sense in Government Architecture" says
in part:
The majority report is signed by four
members of the commission and dissent
ed from in minor particulars by two
others. Mr.. Burleson. the Postmaster
General, however. submits a minority re-
port in detail. Reading the two impresses
one anew with the value of an intelligent
minority.
Mr.. Burleson presents tables from
which we quote five instances as exhibit
ing gross inconsistencies in the matter
OF appropriations:
Area
square
feet App'tion.
wilSesboro. N. O.. posotfce and
Opelika. Ala. postofhce and court
house 4-5U lb.uo
Occur d'Aiene. Idaho. postofhce and
courthouse ZOO Is 500
house ~ w 700 1888
Corpus Christi. Tex. postoffcs and
courthouse ......................looo 1n.m
TT must be equally evident to the
architect and to the business man that
appropriations so widely at variance for
structures of the same accommodation
are not rational
The article points out that II Is very
evident that the appropriations given,
culled from a dreary mass of figures, are
not based on service requirements, but
are measurable by the ability of Con-
gressmen to put them through.
The Washington herald., 1914-06-08
GIVES
REFORM PROGRAM

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