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The Detroit times., 1914-09-30
KAISER TO LOSE
ORDER OF GARTER
BY p. IA. sARL.

(6fdr Correspondent United Press.)
LONDON, Sept. 19.-(By Mail 10
New York. THE kaiser will lose his
garter. Such Is the awful semi-oficial
announcement made here today.
The German war lord may be able
to purchase hose supporters In Berlin,
but English public opinion will not
permit him to retain the dainty
jeweled ribbon bestowed upon him
by Queen Victoria, and which carries
with II membership in the Oldest and
most exclusive order OF chiyalry In
the workable most noble Order OF
the Garter.
The Detroit times., 1914-09-30

st ~ xew y" x: Fraser. 81 3 Ssssidfk
wood; Z White. sss drama Rivsr; A.
garaslsi c Tonss.s.:Hi iiis pSbeissji
brswsser Il ~ Bs ussssid iss M hi ~
Kreii, woman's hospital: r. Lipiesn.
ski zoe Lovstt: ii Buttsrnsld SIS
ss.' fi7; P s tbrGyn 90 Beech q dol.
ss is A Pisrsynski, 7to wsssen; ~
pSso,s; = e,s ss w;,,sa s pgSSi. len
Esrssss; =: DIshi. ilsS Crane: n. smith.
The Detroit times., 1914-09-30
LIVESTOCK
EAST BUFFALO LIVE STOCK.

tOunn1mg nnG Steve1DJ
Cattle: 400 head: market. slow; ship.
fo.it; fair to good. .ss.4o@e.asi plain.
ss0G3s. Butchering steers: Choice
$50: best handy. $3.50 @s: common to
good. es@s.25: yearlings. te:toQs1o.
srs. ssess.; best handy butcher hsif Z
err. S7.B088. common to good. S6.5o9
medium a.s net h:sss sso $50 Sn;
feeders: selected feeders. s7.7s0s; fair
to good. ,!.as0Zso: best stochers. Se.5s
and common. ss.ss9s: Erssins cow. s5
66.W. Bulls: Best heavy, 3707.50;
0s.7s: stock. ss@s: oxen. s10s Fresh
medium to God. sssoss: common. sss
heavy: q 10000; workers. ss.so0s.sS;
Sheep; 1000 head: market. slow: top
calves. Ss0ii'5o'
The Detroit times., 1914-09-30

CHICAGO, Sept. 2s--Butter: Extras.
.sss si.s: Es ssI Fra s.r q.
chssss: Twin.. lsH0isxc: youns
H Amer, 7, Z ! M,,hs0dsA Il Lsys poultry
1010c: spring. 12015c; turks. lsc.
Potatoes: Michigan. whites, 510Ssc;
Reds. 500 53c; Wisconsin. whites, $40
BSc; Reds, SO 81 sac; Minnesota Ohio's.
$50 sc. New potatoss: Receipts. %
cars; Maine. cobblsrs. sB0sSo.
The Detroit times., 1914-09-30
CLEvEENNp hfvr- sFAeK,

CLEVELAND. Sent 29.--Hogs: Re-
ceipts, 1900: SC higher; workers. and
mixed. $3.50: pigs. lights mediums ard
heavies, So: roughs. IS: stays. s725
Cattle; Receiptss = cars. steady. Sheep
lambs; snn lambs TBS t aeeei csy. S fs .sfey
steady: top, t1z.
The Detroit times., 1914-09-30

7sc: dairy. lsc; packing stock tsc
Ees.-Frssh rscsipts. cases included.
nrstA 13c; current recetpta 11bo psr
dos Rsceipts, Ss1 caseG
The Detroit times., 1914-09-30
FIREMEN CALLED OUT
FOR BURNING AWNING

The entire downtown fire appar-
atus, a police auto, and several hun
dred persons rushed to the Chamber
OF Commerce building. Griswold and
at 10 o'clock. Tuesday
because someone had
dropped burning cigar stub upon
an awning on the second floor OF the
building -A--ssw-pails-e Lwaier-ex.
the blaze.
The Detroit times., 1914-09-30
UNION STOCK YARDS, CHICAGO.

CHICAGO. Sept. 1s.-Hogs: Receipts.
IL 900; mrrket. strong and &c higher;
mixed End butchers ts106e20: good
light. ssso6s.ao: pigs. u.I5assS
Cattle: Receipts, $500; market. slow
steady: beeves. ss75ai1o5: cows and
err. s5seHs ee.- Tesaasy-ss 2n1l LIB:
calves. 7.5od11.2s. sheep: Receipts
$4,000: market, weak: native. $3.50
20 wsssssn q sS * lambs $3.50
The Detroit times., 1914-09-30

oceps-Nax. $50 soc per bu; si.ss0
- GOOD shipping stock. si.ss
% p Ssesn tamas. IN Csc per h.:
= Ylssss issas s Def p se. sa-
1!chienn. large :o02sc;
- koISSAio prices: Michigan
I|WI III &<c:-K oW- York. 1eH -
e ,s':s.' ss isss Z: !:
I1cn ~ o,se; siasArs@
The Detroit times., 1914-09-30

1vIo9 % hsavy rainA but
111In9 points In France are
"a r ee Rtsd@s cio shew' q n the Il
~ id net have any impor-
a Supporter s'nce the BEGIN
:Sl reported lighter gtssrs and and
- O1Ierings or native wheat
JuII fuTUfEu wheat IL arriY=
Hi11er6 Ia Liverpool are
NM The spot market was
koka Of American and Ca
80 were fewer Conditions
- coast are having a bull
r1@lo wheat situation Is dull
There II not much wheat
go. ewing 70 the bulitsh-
Jul lkU0I0 - h0t
IL anticipated their wants
4U{4 have > builish eject
e! Z ests loyt - and beans So
~ S<o1atIens oaah No. . red. I
& sie IS s. 4 Vii si.ss: . a.y sssps e
- !. = ja.ss%: No ] n.1:S !
81; 81 rs ss';ss &c, Corn \, c AZ
lpG ~ nc; No. yellow. TIC.
-. <6e;; No, yhl{s' lsXc. 81
-, xmmsdists sna prompt ship
3; ssSpls sisifs u Ssss ss
RE!ns spot !. $50 e
oo1Dtg 81 the Detroit market Tues
o1u1ed 1000 bbls. Of glour. : cars
I@nf ! 81 corn, : OF oats. 5 OF
~ 3 of hay. Shipments were e.
P.4 q nogr Stocks are $4,000
ZAeot op passags Il so,sol.0oo bu.,
I1D< ~ $4,000 BIZ. week ago and
(2S( eteoks Il Ninnsap polls incrsas-
s9oo bo: n three days.
s "a ~ ns 81 on us - o3c
The Detroit times., 1914-09-30

Busiuess-Ifke Printing. No fuss and
no feathers. The plain. neat kind that
looks right. Times Printing Co., IL
John R.-st. Phone Main 1898
The Detroit times., 1914-09-30
SypfDool whsaf sT65Sd H0kd htgh-
sc. : Z sss:s! = ~. ssssAs


1xnHs Who1f. DoRtembef, ihAcf-
Ss5ssSbsS issstivs: Dsessnb Ss:
q z.ay: stsady; o.ts: s:D{sm-
~: 9eD}lm6sr. down %; ,Decsm-
n ~. down 81; Decsmbsr, down
66n q Provisiona lower.
The Detroit times., 1914-09-30

tsQl7e; peiawsrs 10000 per s-ih
basket; poniea. 301oc,
.nS.s ~ vs .s:raa a:S
Hsy--bs{roit shippers are paying the
FOLLOWING pricss for balsd Fay in car
i Z, !. 2; 2. pstrelt; No; I tincthy. new
timothy jlt9is.se; No mixed. SIS q
ost straw, sT@ S.5o per ton.
h,a. so ius ss1sd Isl sai He ise srsSs S
green bulls. 10c! No. I, cured veal
kip, 1sc: No. green veal kip 14c; No
cured murrain. 1sc;- No, green calf
ss no No. s sss s ssso iIs 70 hd ssri e
on; No. . kip and calf. Inc on sheep
flxIn. as 20 amount OF wool e5 q Tbc.
bemsns California sA5oQ5 per box
M ssfSsi,s f Tord HoA 7se, case,
Usage, zS@ 81 per bu
Mushrooms--3004oc per 10.
Oranges California vaiencias. ss-ss
osisns Indiana. si@i.ss per loo-ib
Pssr.--Bertistt. siso0i.7s; ordinary
Pl..sssi'S is oI.so per basket.
PEI s ss -M,eAlsan, si,soSl.so pc.
Peuitrysprings: ih9lsHc; lily.
roosters 110f2ci geese, 1oc: ducks. II
Ole: tuTssys; Is0 yiSr iS saso ne,
bbi.: soc per bu; Jerseys. ss.7s per Dbl.
Pisssppi lee = Florida. ,s.soe.oe pc,
Tsilew-No. /. SKc: No. .. 4Aa
yOBBING PRICES.
$50 :i baked beans Y.iS- % D 80: Lip:
beans. siqi.2s. Corn: Fancy Maine
0i.to. Peas: Fancy. early Tune. 40
socEsye. tail $50: nat ss.ie: AiasE1
F Ess: Ill Ill: ssns Rlass pea. as
June $50: siftsd. early June. $40 PEI
price. n Iss-ls s,s s.s A:
middlings, ss2: cracked corn. sac: corr
~ s %. o1S prices se S Best Mieh.ss,
Ps assH p .sssn1 sys Disi sss .1n:
a.ssw ssss Ssn si.ss case; snns.i;
"a wire. $50 case, painted paint q b.. ssr0s 2
gauge %: % gauge. ss;ls: "a gaugs
sinsie BIT Sronssd ssss. s1:st per don.
s!iss 3 sa; ssu: sssi ss ans pause sssss
7bc 10 and per cent on list. large, u
and 10 on: machine bolts. ANAL. so pei
cent on list: large. 20. 10 and on list
Provfsssns-Mess pork, y2t; family
$3.50 zs: clear backs. S2202s; smoked
hams ISL 01ec; briskets. f5k QlSc;
shoulders l4Hc; picnic hams. Inc
bacon, 1sH 02Ihc; lard In tierces. lie:
s.s.rs snesssr daily ali BY w. h
5Ed.aI Sons; cryss al dominoss n i,s
1910: cut Loaf. $3.50: cubes, Sfss
xxx powdsrsd. S7.sS; standard pow-
dered. t7.So: granulated extra coarse
~ 50; granulatsd, fne. In bulk. S1.so;
domino gran. 1-lb. and 6-lb. cartons in
cssss. 2zse: crystal DOMINIC gran. H
iIss: No. !. si.sS: No. !. s7.ss: No No. )
t71o: No. ., e7.1s: No. 10. $40: No. II
eGsS: No. Ik sass: non -caking mix
S sSss S bet srssn ~ TED so
The Detroit times., 1914-09-30

& y CHICAGO CHAIN.
Is 1cA0O. sept 3D.--Wheat was UNI
&o6V9 buying pressure from the
to6oy and on the early trades
~ Wofo lie higher for September
~ 1orKo accumulated visible sup
oUn lu yeetcrday's report appar-
hnd boon discounted BY the trade.
Wae ovsrshadowed today By the
xo{ y 70 b expected Offerings IN
ITDt half hour were very light
Gntn trade was limited with Sep
~ steady on last nights close and
G&ko futures went Nc higher while
1@oe&1 firms we're participating I'm .
Ell baying movement Tor hedging
E<visiens moved irrsgularIy with
- 6rsf arm and thsn ! tribe low
The Detroit times., 1914-09-30

a IoLEDo, Sept. 2S.--Wheat: Cash and
.9s ssSx sh coSn. c 1sSsm asSo: ssD
II g. Oats: Cash. 4sEe: sspismbsr.
90 e; psesT5sr: sozc: May. slc Rye:
~ 1910: December. ss.4B; March.
{{5: Decsmbsr ss.ss; March. Ss.Sb.
The Detroit times., 1914-09-30

TOLEDO. O.. Sept as-Hogr: RE-
1915 ESQ: mediums. .te9-zseea
pigs. seas.30: workers.. ssT5ns.
Calves: Steady. shep and Lambs:
market steady.
The Detroit times., 1914-09-30
PRODUCE MARKET

& General trade was more active this
1oruipg. ~ the hrst shipments Of the
Vook began to reach the market. Poul-
81 cleaned mp ut quotations. although
@1<111or0 are not buying very heavily
~ 4 DAY or 20. Butter. eggs and
100 are steady with an easy under
--3z6x6tess-arc and not ae-
w Roce1ptD Of peaches are running
Ioue the same as last week. and all
1Cm 90 clean up. Bartiett pears are
11@n hut the Kfcfers are coming now,
uroha re doing q little better. and
The Detroit times., 1914-09-30

Bob Priating Dene night. Tines
Pri.tisg Coz ~ John Rest
The Detroit times., 1914-09-30

Doh Printing Done Right. Times
Printing Co., 10 John R.-st
Americus times-recorder. [volume] (Americus, Ga.) 1891-current, 1914-02-17
SPECIAL MEETING OF
COUNTY COMMISSIONERS
Contract For Bridges Given
..-OthGF Business

The board of commissioners of roads
and revenue met in special session.
February 10th, 1914, for the purpose
of awarding contracts for reinforced
concrete bridges over Muckalee and
Town creeks. Present, J, L. Johnson,
chairman; T. B. Hooks, W. E. Mitchell,
j. F. Daniel and A Rylander.
After opening and reading carefully
all bids and finding the bid of the
firm of j. H. Scruggs and C. E. Ard the
lowest, their bid was accepted; also
their bid for taking care of the traffic
for the additional sum OF two hundred
and fifty dollars, making a total Of
nine thousand, five hundred and nine
ty dollars. The board also authorized
the payment of per cent of bid to
Wilbur ] Watson Co, of Charlotte, N.
c., for the plans and specifications
furnished
The beard ordered that all commit
tation taX5s shall be collected and
full returns made by the respectiN e
collectors by the first Monday in June.
The following were elected as collec
tors: Albert Brady, Old 10th district;
T. J. Borden, 9th district; Britt Will
liams, 17h district; H. A. Countryman,
New 10th district; ]. S, McGarrah, Old
26th district; w. w. Daniel, New Goth
district; T. j. Harden, goth district;
A. A. Presley, 28th district; S. L. Cox,
18th district Collectors paid per-
cent Of collections. A rate of $500
per capita adopted
]. A. PINKSTON, Secretary.
Americus times-recorder. [volume] (Americus, Ga.) 1891-current, 1914-02-17

give, and said they would all cry
Yes" when he named the thing which
they wished to have. At length the
ligt was nearly ended; enc thing re-
manned to offer and that was a man.
They shouted Yes" and, catching
hold of one another, started dancing
for joy. They took man, therefore, as
compensation for the follow woman
they had lost, and thus the men be-
came the servants of women, having
to work for them up to this day.
The religious obseryances of the
Ekoi are altogether a fascinating
study" continues Mr.. Talbot. Be
meath many modern corruptions and
disfgurements are to be found traces
of an older, purer form of Worship
traces which carry us back to the
oldest-known Mionan civilization and
link the belief of the modern Ekoi
with that of the ancient Phoenician
the Egyptian, the Roman and the
Greek. In some ways, indeed, the
Ekoi form may be termed the most
ancient of all fnr whereas in the old
est-known representations of Minoaa
bird and tree worship the tree has
become almost entirely conventional
lied into pillar shape, and later on
becomes a mere pedestal to support
the bird, among the Ekoi it still keeps
its original form-that of the actual
living tree. The smallest town has it's
jutu tree"
Americus times-recorder. [volume] (Americus, Ga.) 1891-current, 1914-02-17
DR.. ANNA SHAW IS BADLY
HURT; BREAKS RIGHT LEG
X-RAY EXAMINATION SHOWS 4
COMPOUND FRACTURE FOR THE
AGED SUFFRAGETTE

New York, Feb. 16.-The Rev. DR..
Anna Howard Shaw, president of the
National American Womans Suffrage
association, and one of the foremost
workers for votes for women in this
country, was badly injured when she
hell as she was alighting from a train
in Jersey City late yesterday. She slip
ped under a car after the train had
come to a stop and broke her right
leg. An x-ray examination showed a
compound fracture
Dr. Shaw was removed in taxi
cab to the hotel where she lives in
this city. She was suffering greattY
today, but her condition is not consid-
cred serious. She was 81 years old
yesterday.
The mishap made it necessary for
Dr. Shaw to abandon proposed out
of-town trips in the intrest of equal
suffrage.
Americus times-recorder. [volume] (Americus, Ga.) 1891-current, 1914-02-17
LOST BEARD ON Bet;
MAY COST HIM SEAT
In FRENCH CHAMBER

Paris, Feb. 16.-An amusing story
is being told about a member of the
chamber of deputies whose long, flow
ing beard gave him an appearance Of
such distinction and authority that b 2
has never been opposed in his con-
stituency since he won the seat many
years ago. Recently he was spending
a merry evening with some men
friends in Paris, when an argument
arose.
"Will you bet on it?" asked the dep
utys opponent.
Eyes; anything you like" was the
reply.
Very well, then, same the answer.
Il will wager my mustache against
your beard that I am right"
The deputy was proved to be wrong
ard in the cooler mood of the follow
ing morning he found himself Obliged
t. go to barber and sacrifice his
patriarchal beard.
Two days later he was due to speak
in his constituency. At first his con-
stituents did not recognize the lean
faced, bare-cheeked speaker who stood
upon the platform. The strongly Ma
tionalist section of the constituents
considers that a French politician
ought to be bearded, and holds that tx
, shave the face like an American is al
indication of anti-patriotic tendencies
An unfounded suggestion that the
deputys beard was sacrificed througt
the wiles of a Delilah has added to tht
humor of the incident and in view o
the appearance of rival candidate il
the field for the first time, for the elee
ton in May it is hoped that the wager
will not result in the deputy losing his
seat as well as his beard
Americus times-recorder. [volume] (Americus, Ga.) 1891-current, 1914-02-17

'Of course" said the general, "the
unexpected can always happen in a
military campaign, but it appears now
that the revoutionists should have no
great difficulty in pushing their armies
on to Mexico City. If they carry out
their plans, as l understand them, the
fighting down there should be termi-
mated and the revolutionists in power
very shortly.
"The revolutionary troops, owing to
their recent considerable number of
successes in the field, are just now in
the right spirit to make a general for
ward movement timely, and with the
resources that have been opened to
them through the lifting by President
Wilson of the embargo on arms for
securing good arms and plentiful sup
plies of ammunition, they should soon
be in good shape to press the fight
ing al along the line,
"On the other hand, the federals
with their spirits probably correspond
ingly depressed by their recent re-
verses, would not now be likely to
offer the energetic resistance they
might have done before the fortunes
of war turned so heavily against them,
or that they might yet offer if the
mistake is made of giving them time
in which to recuperate and better their
army equipment.
q really believe, however, that the
signs point to an early conclusion cf
the fighting in Mexico with the revo-
lutionists victorious"
Americus times-recorder. [volume] (Americus, Ga.) 1891-current, 1914-02-17
Rebels wiH Win in Mexico
Predicts General Miles

New Orleans, La, Feb. 16.-Lieuten-
ant General Nelson A. Miles, U. S. A,
retired, former commanding general of
the army and in the early years of his
service, a picturesque officer in the In
dian fighting campaigns on the from
tier, spent yesterday in New Orleans,
having arrived the morning from
the east to meet Nathan Straus, the
retired multi-millionaire banker and
philanthropist, who, with his wife, will
accompany the general on a pleasure
trip of several weeks through Cali
fornia. Mr. and Mrs. Straus arrived
in the afternoon, and the party lett
this morning on the Southern Pacific.
General Still
SOIdierIy Man
General Miles, still bearing himself
despite his years, with soldierly erect
ness, and with an alertness Of manner
and military quicknes of speech that
mark him still as a vigorous charac-
ter, talked of the progress of the Mex
lean revolution with a kesnness Of in
terest in the movements of the armies
that suggested that he wouldn't mind
in the leatt taking a hand in another
army campaign, if there was only some
excuse to start one.
Asked how the situation in Mexico
now looked to him, the general said
that in his opinion Generals Carranza
and Villa have an excellent chance to
triumph with the revolutionary cause
II they turn their present advantage
to the best possible account.
Americus times-recorder. [volume] (Americus, Ga.) 1891-current, 1914-02-17

Washington, D. c., Feb. 16.-With no
taxes to pay and no wearisome re-
strictions to undergo, living in a land
so fruitful that a few weexs' labor is
enough to supply them with food, home
and clothes for a whole year, the
Ekoi, natives of extreme outhern Mig
eria, on the Equator should be, and
probably are, among the happiest peo-
pie on earth, according to P. A Tai
bot, African explorer, of London, Eng
land, in a communication to the Ma
tional Geographical Society, at Wash
ington, D. C.
The Ekoi are devoted parents" he
writes. They have curious beliefs as
to the advent and death of their ba-
bies. One charming superstition for
bids all quarreling in a house where
there are little children. The latter,
so they say, love sweet words, kind
J looks, and gentle voices, and if these
are not to he found in the family into
which they have been reincarnated,
/ they will close their eyes and forsake
the earth till a chance offers to return
again amid less quarrelsome sur
roundings.
"To the Ekoi, dancing is one Of the
main occupations Of life. With them
the dance provides an outlet both for
the dramatic instinct and for religious
fervor At the new year, and on all
great festivals, the chief societies #
men, women and children come up to
the station to give series of dances.
The Ekio are polygamous people,
but the chief wife, not the husband, is
the head of the house. Each wife has
control over her children who almost
invariably go with her if she leaves
her husband, and her rights as to
property are most strictly safeguard
ed by native law"
Mr. Talbot recounts one of the
many old legends of the country, ex-
planning the position which woman
holds. At the beginning of things, the
legend runs, the world was peopled
by women only. One day the earth
god, Awbassi Nsi, happened by acct
dent to kill woman Awbassi, sorry
for the grief he had caused, offered to
give them anything they should choose
out of all his possessions. They beg
| ged him to mention what he had to
Americus times-recorder. [volume] (Americus, Ga.) 1891-current, 1914-02-17
SOUPS, HOT AND COLD.

The following is favorite German
soup which can be taken hot in win
ter and cold in summer.
Bread Soup.-Take crusts of rye
bread, cover with water and, when
soft, strain and put the liquid back
over the fire with little butter, a
handful of dried currants, sugar to
taste, a piece of stick cinnamon and
a dash of salt. A little vinegar or
lemon juice is often added The soup
should be but slightly thickened.
Almond Soup-Scald and blanch a
until fine and add them to a pint Of
fresh milk; press through a sieve, re-
heat, sweeten, add the juice of an or
ange and serve cold
Carrot Soup.-Scrape and slice thin
a pint of carrots, cook until tender
with stalk of celery and sliced
green pepper. Remove the peppers
and put the carrots through a sieve.
Mix together two tablespoonfuls Of
butter and two of -four, cook and add
to pint of milk. Cook until smooth.
Add the carrot, season with salt, pep
per and nutmeg, and add a little
cream.
Corn and Pea soup.-Take one cup
full each of corn and peas, the canned
variety will do. Rub the peas through
a sieve and heat the corn until thor
oughly hot. Take three tablespoon
fuls of nut butter, add gradually to a
cupful Of boiling water, season to taste
and add to the corn and peas.
Peach Paree.-Press canned or ripe
peaches through sieve, measure, and
to each pint add pint of water, the
Juice of lemon and half teaspoon
full Of almond extract Bring to the
boiling point and thicken with tea
spoon of arrow root or cornstarch
moistened in a half cupful of water
Stir until smooth and thick, then set
aside to cool. Serve with cracked ice
in glasses.
~n
IeEkE- 2A~,&e.xN~.
Americus times-recorder. [volume] (Americus, Ga.) 1891-current, 1914-02-17
Held FUNERAL over
8 EMPTY COfFINS;
BODIES NOT FOUND

Pars, Feb. IA unique and unusual
funeral took place today at Queren~
burg Ia little mining town, where three
men were killed by a fire-damp eX-
plosion.
Thousands of people attended the
funeral at which the service was real
by the pastor over three empty coffins
as the bodies of the three victims had
been blown to atoms.
Americus times-recorder. [volume] (Americus, Ga.) 1891-current, 1914-02-17

Since 81 Of Hans Schmidts ances-
tors have been found insane by the
alienists, he probably thinks things
might easily be worse than they are.
Americus times-recorder. [volume] (Americus, Ga.) 1891-current, 1914-02-17

BY insisting that he'll hold the jon
for life, Mr.. Murphy at last comes out
strong for civil service reform.
Americus times-recorder. [volume] (Americus, Ga.) 1891-current, 1914-02-17

A Parsian dentist extracts teeth to
another dastardly attempt to
revive the instructor song!
Americus times-recorder. [volume] (Americus, Ga.) 1891-current, 1914-02-17
lDz9K.FFGHEN
I22csH9ABTNET

T is generally the man who
%s4ab doesn't know any better who
does the thing that can't be done. You
see the blamed fool doesn't know that it
can't be done, so he goes ahead and does
1t. -Chas. Austin Bates
Soup rejoices the stomach and disposes
it to receive and digest food.
-Brillat Savarin
The Kenna record. (Kenna, Roosevelt County, N.M.) 190?-1924, 1914-07-10
KIrcArN KINKS.

Gum camphor sprinkled a.
reund tile haunts of ants will
drive them away.
Put saucepan of boiling water
in oven, when baking rolls.
Steam will make crust smooth
and tender.
When oven IS too hot at first,
a crust will form on the cake
and prevents its raising. 1t is
best to have the oven II little
slow at iirst, then increase the
heat after ten minutes.
Baking powder biscuits should
be baked in quick oven, as hot
as possible without burning the
The Kenna record. (Kenna, Roosevelt County, N.M.) 190?-1924, 1914-07-10
WISE AND OTHERWISE

Before asking a girl whether
her crooked figure is due to an
attack of sciatic rheumatism, it
is safer to learn whether she
may not be practicing the de-
butante slouch.
A Boltimore man won a bet
by rolling three miles. The
dime museums have all quit
business and it must, be very
annoying to have great ca eer
cut out and no place to put it..
We should at least give Rookie
feller credit for the million dol
lar fund he has established for
research work to aid suffering
humanity. The government
generally looks after the welfare
of hogs and other animals, so
John probably thought he might
as well be the goat and do some
thing for us lambs.
DnMestis science is all right
for school days, but the mother
finds that no rlles of book sug-
gest anything for domesticating
the 9-year-old boy who uses the
west side of his trousers for
smoothing off rough boards,
tests the waterproof qualities
of his shoes in every mud pud-
die and uses the toes of his
h.ots where a sledge hammer,
AK or pick and shovel would do
much better.