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The daily star-mirror. (Moscow, Idaho) 1911-1939, 1914-01-31
A Puzzler.

Every mother knows Of the time
when questions, often unanswerable,
come too thick and fast for the nerve
balance to the busy housewife.
On baking day mamma turned rather
GROSSLY to little Elsie.
For mercy's sake, stop asking so
many questions, child"
well, Mamma, just tell me this:
Which is the front end of this biscuit?"
-Harpers
Miss Period refuses to speak to me
since | kicked her under the table,
even though l apologized and told her
7 thought it was the table leg"
well, can you blame her? Look at
the table leg. Life
The excuse was too thin.
Said bald-headed plumber to Wait
ress bold,
See here, young lady, my cocoa's
cold"
She scornfully answered, II can't help
that,
If the blamed things chilly. put on
your hat"
Judge
The daily star-mirror. (Moscow, Idaho) 1911-1939, 1914-01-31
TT IS TO
LAUGH"

Ballet VS.. Ballot.
"Old Mother Hubbard
Went out and rubbered
To see what the fashions might be.
But when she got there
The ladies were bare,
Which caused Mother Hubbard to
flee. Threads.
The daily star-mirror. (Moscow, Idaho) 1911-1939, 1914-01-31
He Understood Human Nature.

The young doctor was buying furni
ture for the equipment of his new Of
flee. The eager salesman racked his
brain to think of something else to sell
him. He had sold almost everything
that could go in an office, when he had
happy thought
"Oh, yes, surely, I nearly forgot
that!" he exclaimed. "You need a
doormat."
Not new one,' said the young doc
tor I'll get that at secondhand
store. A worn one will be much bet
ter advertisement for me. Youths
Companion.
The daily star-mirror. (Moscow, Idaho) 1911-1939, 1914-01-31
Speaking Of Oysters and Shellfish

The Merry Matrons' club was hostess
at the home of Mr. and Mrs. ]. E. I'll
ger to a number of friends, as we'll as
the husbands of the members of the
club-Chicago Tribune.
The daily star-mirror. (Moscow, Idaho) 1911-1939, 1914-01-31

The tango dance ought to become
popular No so-called "evil'of recent
years has received so much free adver-
Using from press, pulpit, and laymen.
The churches have all declared war on
the dance and preachers and priests
have been busily engaged in advertis-
ing it for weeks Those who have new
er seen the naughty dance would go
miles and pay big price to see it
after having heard and read so much
The daily star-mirror. (Moscow, Idaho) 1911-1939, 1914-01-31

In their zeal to keep themselves
well in the spot light the representa-
tives in congress from the great grain
raising states of the north vest evil
IDENTIFY overlooked one very important
bet, and that was to get grain sacks
on the free list during the recent re-
vision (downward) of the tariff. What
an opportunity was missed by our
great guns at Washington Just think
any one of them might not only
have saved the farmers the needless
expenditure of vast sums of money
(the duty on grain sacks is about "
The daily star-mirror. (Moscow, Idaho) 1911-1939, 1914-01-31
If You But Smile.

Smile while; and while you smile
Another smiles, and soon there's miles
And miles of smiles
And living in the worlds worth while
If you but smile.-Ex
The daily star-mirror. (Moscow, Idaho) 1911-1939, 1914-01-31
Why Not Patronize Home TaIentl

Clifford G. Olds of Garfield avenue
went to Westville Saturday night and
had his pocket picked.-Chicago Tri-
bune.
The daily star-mirror. (Moscow, Idaho) 1911-1939, 1914-01-31

1t has been stated that butter fat
is soaring and the price is now higher
than has ever been known in this part
of the country. Yet word comes from
Seattle that there is a butter war on
to keep out the foreign product. 1t
bill was put in force some one came in
and left the door open and foreign but
ter is being rushed in along with those
Chinese eggs. 1t might be a good idea
to put a spring on it to help keep it
shuttle Genesee News.
The daily star-mirror. (Moscow, Idaho) 1911-1939, 1914-01-31

FOR SALE-SMALL SADDLE HORSE,
five years old. Broke to drive sin
gle and double. $40 if taken at once
A bargain. 233 North Washington
street. 94tf
The daily star-mirror. (Moscow, Idaho) 1911-1939, 1914-01-31

Entered as second-class matter Oc-
tober 16. 1911. at the postoffice of Mos
COW, Idaho. under the Act of Congress
of March, 1879.
The daily star-mirror. (Moscow, Idaho) 1911-1939, 1914-01-31

Gady Deslys travels unchaperoned
with her chef and her reputation. but
nothing ever seems to hurt good
cook-Pocatello Tribune.
The daily star-mirror. (Moscow, Idaho) 1911-1939, 1914-01-31
TODAY'S EVENTS
January 81 in History.

1910-Japan placed all her bonds on a
"A per cent basis.
The daily star-mirror. (Moscow, Idaho) 1911-1939, 1914-01-31
MISCELLANEOUS.

FOR SALE - SOME NICE HIGH
grade ROSTERS. VIII sell them
cheap if taken at once. Phone 100.
86tf
The daily star-mirror. (Moscow, Idaho) 1911-1939, 1914-01-31

The tax problem is long and knotty
one and one that will require the use
of many pencils to make it come out in
way that will satisfy the majority of
the people -Genesee News.
The daily star-mirror. (Moscow, Idaho) 1911-1939, 1914-01-31

That boy who swallowed a washer
the other day was in had shape, not
being able to bolt it.-Pocatello Tri-.
bune.
The daily star-mirror. (Moscow, Idaho) 1911-1939, 1914-01-31
Motor Boat Show.

NEW YORK, Jan. 31.-The annual
motor boat show which opened in Mad
ison Square Garden today shows every
sign of being as successful as was the
automobile show earlier in the month
Interest in motor boats is increasing
yearly and at the Garden exhibition
there are novelties in equipment that
the average onlooker never even
imagined could be possible
Two Big Meets.
Boston and Pittsburg are dividing
attention among amateur athletes to-
day. At the former city the A. A. U.
indoor championships are being held.
while the Middle Atlantic state cham
pionships are being pulled off in the
latter. Records will be smashed in
both cities it is predicted.
WeIlman with st. Louis.
Carl Wellman has signed a three
year contract with the st. Louis Amer
leans at a salary of $4,000 d year. 1t
had been reported that Wellman would
Join the Federal league.
TryOut with Boston.
Fred Herche, the leading twirler for
the Binghamton club in the New York
state league last year, will receive a
try-out with the Boston Braves the
coming spring. Herche won 10 of the
81 games during the 1913 season.
Going to Cuba.
Manager Jack Hayden and Umpire |
Charley Rigler, of the National league, |
will take the Louisville Club Of the |
American association to Cuba for
series of games after the 1914 cam
paign. 1t is expected that the Colonies
will be in Cuba something like five
weeks.
GOtch Takes Rest.
Frank Gotch, the heavyweight cham
pion, still maintains that there is not a
suitable heavyweight in the catch-as-
catch-can style of wrestling, so will go
back for another long rest.
Also Ran.
Jack Driscoll has been put in the al
,o-ran class by the New York fight
fans as result of the poor showing
ne made in his recent bout with Fire
nan Jim Flynn. 1t was Flynn's fight
all the way and witnesses of the mill
The daily star-mirror. (Moscow, Idaho) 1911-1939, 1914-01-31

SEAL PIN. FINDER
please return to Star-Mirror and
receive reward. OPT
The daily star-mirror. (Moscow, Idaho) 1911-1939, 1914-01-31

Irv Bachelor has been lecturing
around these parts and telling stories,
he having host of funny yarns. One
of them was about man out west who
bought one of Irv's books and waved
it at a cowboy The cowboy took
shot at it and the bullet went half
way through the book A friend of
rvs said he sympathiZed with the bull
let. as he'd never been able to get
more than half way through that book
Illinois paper.
The daily star-mirror. (Moscow, Idaho) 1911-1939, 1914-01-31

nothing has ever been found to create
a demand for a new book as public de-
nunciation of it, or to exclude it rom
the mails.-Colfax Commoner.
The daily star-mirror. (Moscow, Idaho) 1911-1939, 1914-01-31
Today's Birthday Honors.

Congressman Charles Lafayette
Bartlett, of Georgia, is sixty-one. He
was born in Monticello, Jasper county,
Georgia, removed from Monticello to
The daily star-mirror. (Moscow, Idaho) 1911-1939, 1914-01-31

FOR SALE BERKSHIRE BOARS
of servicable age. Farmers prices.
J. r. Allen, Phone 9217 Farmers.
04-9pd
The daily star-mirror. (Moscow, Idaho) 1911-1939, 1914-01-31

A county seat paper in this state
says, Mrs. W fell in such q
manner that one of the bones in her
left forearm was broken and the other
one was fractured. "-Colfax Gazette.
The daily star-mirror. (Moscow, Idaho) 1911-1939, 1914-01-31

Has cured others, will cure you-A
want ad. In The Daily Star-Mirror.
The daily star-mirror. (Moscow, Idaho) 1911-1939, 1914-01-31

A Tarrytown, New York Commuter
paid his street car fare with a! fresh
egg. In Wallace we would have pre-
ferred to have kept the egg and walk
Press-Times.
The daily star-mirror. (Moscow, Idaho) 1911-1939, 1914-01-31

1t pays to advertise in The Daily
Star Mirror.
The daily star-mirror. (Moscow, Idaho) 1911-1939, 1914-01-31

Enthusiasm is the yeast that raises
the dough.
The daily star-mirror. (Moscow, Idaho) 1911-1939, 1914-01-31
Presidential Pronunciation.

Wilson says either is eyether,
Webster says eyether is either,
Johnson says either is ayther,
Are the first two correct
Or is nayther?
New York Times.
The daily star-mirror. (Moscow, Idaho) 1911-1939, 1914-01-31

S. Z. HUTTON, Editor and Proprietor
D. w. GREENBURG. City Editor
The daily star-mirror. (Moscow, Idaho) 1911-1939, 1914-01-31
Gotch Takes Rest.

GOtch Takes Rest.
Frank Gotch, the heavyweight cham
pion, still maintains that there is not a
suitable heavyweight in the catch-as-
catch-can style of wrestling, so will go
back for another long rest.
The daily star-mirror. (Moscow, Idaho) 1911-1939, 1914-01-31

now is in a tax argument. Who was it
that said, Take your tax receipt to the
polls next time?" For some reason the
tax question is causing considerable
talk now days, it seems to be the topic
for three meals day. In Moscow they
Gazette.
The daily star-mirror. (Moscow, Idaho) 1911-1939, 1914-01-31

PALOUSE RANCH TO
trade for Moscow residence. 7-room
house. Moscow, well located, $1,000.
Small payment cash, balance month
ly. 7-room, modern, bath, etc, close
in, $1,000. Easy terms, will take
young team and some money. bal
ance to suit. c. H. Patten. 05-7pd
The daily star-mirror. (Moscow, Idaho) 1911-1939, 1914-01-31

Outlaw farmer coins money by SELL
ing autograph photographs of himself
Purchasers also ought to have a photo
graph of themselves in the act of mon
keyizing citizenship.-Bo Statesman.
The daily star-mirror. (Moscow, Idaho) 1911-1939, 1914-01-31

Illinois paper.
The warmest place for man to ge
now is in a tax argument. Who was il
that said, Take your tax receipt to the
polls next timer" For some reason the
tax question is causing considerable
talk now days, it seems to be the topic
for three meals day. In Moscow they
even have it for luncheon
| Gazette.
Those who are extremely anxious to
know what the progressives are going
| to do on the statewide prohibition
question might be answered effectively,
ever if not clearly, by saying that they
will probably duplicate the planks
adopted by the republicans and the
democrats on this issue.-Capital News.
Get me my pistol. I'll kill himi"
cried Representative Johnson of Ken
lucky yesterday What was he doing
in the house of representative without
his pistol on him? That's what his
constituents will demand-St. Louis
Globe Democrat.
Among those who have admitted re-
ceiving easy money from the New Ha-
ven railroad is the editor of Truth"
A writing man told us that the onls
that ever lost his manuscript
was System Chicago Tribune.
The life insurance people want to
have people take medical examinations
regularly as nothing contributes SO
much to long life as knowledge that
you have an incurable disease-Couer
d 'Alene Journal.
A Tarrytown New York, Commuter
paid his street car fare with a fresh
egg. In Wallace we would have pre-
ferred to have kept the egg and walk
Press-Times.
A county seat paper in this state |
says, Mrs W fell in such q |
manner that one of the bones in her |
eft forearm was broken and the other
)ne was fractured '-Colfax Gazette. |
The tax problem is long and knotty
me and one that will require the use
If many pencils to make it come out in
| way that will satisfy the majority of
he people, -Genesee News.
That boy who swallowed a washer
he other day was in had shape, not
une.
Gady Deslys travels unchaperoned ,
18th her chef and her reputation, but It
othing ever seems to hurt a good ,
ook.-Pocatello Tribune. 2
Outlaw farmer coins money by SELL
lg autograph photographs of himself. +
urchasers also ought to have a photo n
raph of themselves in the act of mon t
eyizing citizenship.-Boise Statesman. fl
Thus far it has been an open winter Il
open to everything from comment to D
ilblains, from summer underwear to n
rs.-Chicago Tribune. III.
New York working girls are to be
ught the tango. 1t must be extremely =
stful after a hard days work. -Couer
Alene Journal.
Under existing conditions there is
eater temptation to rob a grocery
IRE than bank.-St. Louis Globe.
Washington citizens boarded up the
strict schoolhouse and drove the
Lcher away. And educational timber
scarcei-Idaho Statesman.
John d. Rockefeller predicts an ear
spring. Mr.. Rockefeller is not in
coal business.-St. Louis Globe
mocrat.
is a common though
,ular pastime this winter.-Coeur
lene Journal
~va- -vv-~v-> III
The daily star-mirror. (Moscow, Idaho) 1911-1939, 1914-01-31

Other day Editor circuit of the
Clearwater Republican went to the
court house for records to show that
the county was not receiving interest
on its deposits, and other information
the public would like to absorb. He
was attacked by one of the county
officials, the assessor, it appears, hay-
ing a grievance against him. Just
what the official hoped to gain by
that sort of process is not quite
clear, unless he wanted to cover some
sort of an expose. Circuits next pro-
cess would seem to be to go to the
court house and look at the records,
and if he was interfered with, retire
the obstreperous and abusive indivi-
dual for a considerable period. Public
officials don't get very far on that sort
of business, and some of them have
never been able to repeat the assault.
Tribune.
The daily star-mirror. (Moscow, Idaho) 1911-1939, 1914-01-31

Those who are extremely anxious to
know what the progressives are going
to do on the statewide prohibition
question might be answered effectively,
ever if not clearly, by saying that they
will probably duplicate the planks
adopted by the republicans and the
democrats on this issue.-Capital News.
The daily star-mirror. (Moscow, Idaho) 1911-1939, 1914-01-31

The life insurance people want to
have people take medical examinations
regularly, as nothing contributes so
much to long life as knowledge that
you have an incurable disease.
d'Alene Journal.
The daily star-mirror. (Moscow, Idaho) 1911-1939, 1914-01-31

Among those who have admitted re-
ceiving easy money from the New Ha-
ven railroad is the editor of Truth. ;"
A writing man told us that the onls
magazine that ever lost his manuscript
was System Chicago Tribune.
The daily star-mirror. (Moscow, Idaho) 1911-1939, 1914-01-31

The Moscow StarMirror wisely sug-
gests that establishing complete har-
mony between farmers and business
men is one of the biggest things the
city's commercial club could bring
about. This naturally applies to Pa
louise or any other community. Har-
mony between the farmer and the
town, however, does not necessarily
mean that the business man should
tell the farmer how to run his farm,
as we seem too much inclined to do
now, nor that the farmer should in
sist on telling the business man how
to run the town, or to run his bust
ness; but that both should stand
shoulder to shoulder in pushing for
ward the things which are for the in
-erests of both. If this is done it will
De found that they will not get very
ar apart, for there are very many
Kings in which both are equally in
erested.-Palouse Republic.
The daily star-mirror. (Moscow, Idaho) 1911-1939, 1914-01-31

Get me my pistol. I'll kill him!"
cried Representative Johnson of Ken
lucky yesterday What was he doing
his pistol on him? That's what his
constituents will demand-St. Louis
Globe Democrat.
The daily star-mirror. (Moscow, Idaho) 1911-1939, 1914-01-31

Thus far it has been an open winter
open to everything from comment to
from summer underwear to
furs.-Chicago Tribune.
The daily star-mirror. (Moscow, Idaho) 1911-1939, 1914-01-31
THE DAILY STAR-MIRROR

Published every evening except Sun.
day. at Moscow. Idaho.
Arizona republican., 1914-10-09
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4 New Eya

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 In the we will be in better posi- ton to merit your favors by offering the very latest improvements for the betterme1,t of store service
 In closing this valedctory we mindful of the fact that your patronage has contributed to growth-to the completion of handsome store. We grateful for this patronage and shall exert every effort to merit its continuance. AMzz&
Arizona republican., 1914-10-09
W0MAN'S TOUR
 0F FS1ATESTARTS
Congressional Union Fight on Democrats Opens at Clifton Tonight with Miss Josephine Casey as First Speaker.

The Congressional Union for wom- an suffrage starts it's campaign against the democratic candidates for congress on Friday night, October 9. at Clifton Miss Josephine Casey, a brilliant and well known suffrage speaker and an influential woman m labor circles, enters Arizona today and immediately starts in to hold meetings. From Clifton, Miss Casey goes to Morenci. where she will hold q meeting Saturday night, and the following week will tour the Gila Valley. Miss Casey will continue speaking every day, covering between TOW and election day all of the larg- est cities and towns in the state. On all occasions she will give in detail the record of the democratic party throughout the Sixty third congress on the question of woman suffrage. She will tell the treatment the wom- en received at the hands of the pres ident. the senate and the house of representatives.
Arizona republican., 1914-10-09
bELGIANS MAKE STAND
Continued From Page One)

the defeat of the Germans in France. Such a defeat, all realize, is an enorm- ous task, but an official communica tion issued from Paris this afternoon gives the allies hope that the long awaited decision is about to be reach- ed.
 Not for many days have such en- couragins reports from the allies point of view been published by the French general staff
 Strong German endorsements which appeared on the Belgian frontier in the region of Lille," according to a report, made no progress at any point" while "at certain points the enemy moved back, particularly to the north of Arras, where the fighting is developing under conditions favorable bOnus"
 The cavalry fighting is even further north than this, and French com municatiOn says the operations have developed almost to the North Sea Around Rove, where the Germans cap tured important heights from the French last week, the French regained some positions they had been obliged to abandon. From the north of the Aisne. where two forward movements by the Anglo-french troops have been mentioned within the last few days, the Germans seem to have withdrawn some of their men, probably. to strengthen their extreme right, around which the allies have been trying to work ever
Arizona republican., 1914-10-09
BRAVES MAsCO7S UPHOLD
 FAMED CULTURE OF HUB
Willie Connor, Spectacled Youth, and Pretty Asters Are Champs
 Jinx Chasers

As something like 90 per cent. of the worlds greatest baseball experts have opined that the Braves are up against 1t in their present struggle with the Athletics, it would seem that the only thing left for Stallings' crew is to pin their faith to the mas cotting powers of Willie Connor. their jinx killer in chief, and a bunch of asters, the Braves favorite flower.
 If their trio of star slabsters, James, Rudolph and Tyler, are not able to fool the hard walloping Mack men, and if these same Mackmen can show "Hankerino" Gowdy that he couldn't nip John Bunny stealing second; if the Athletics $100,00O in- field should make the Braves quar- tette of infielders look like they were tied if Joey Connolly should be doomed to hit about .1S6 against Messrs. Bender and Plank; if Moran, Mann, Whitted. Gather and Devore should prove of no help to the Braves in their efforts to down the worlds champs, and if-but what's the use? Expert opinion has the Braves out cidSSeu rom uurnStlle tO lIdSpOle.
 But the critics overlooked Master Willie and the asters. True, the Mackmen have a fair sort of a mas colt themselves-the same one who held the jody in check while his team breezed through on the winning end of three previous worlds series. But Willie Connor and the asters are something brand new in the mascot ting line. Willie, who is known as the original Willie Boston Beans, wears spectacles. Yes, sir, wears 'em righ ,-t ,e t.s 'tcil *re si'.. ev- erybody a chance to lamp at them.
 Only one glance is needed to show that Willie is high-brow mascot. He is the typical youth that tie cartoonists have pictured for years whenever they wanted to do little kidding at the expense of the Hub
Arizona republican., 1914-10-09

thoughts of doubt, Julia, for 'tis true, absolutely true. Those hard-looking wops out on the field are passion ately fond of asters. Other big leag- uers have carried with them all sorts of animal mascots, from birds and cats to alligators and elephants, but il remained for the Boston bunch to break into the greenhouse and cop a flower. The aster mascot was adopted evidently with a view to impressing upon the minds of the or dinary roughneck ball tossers outside the Hub the fact that the Braves stood for culture eight ways from
Arizona republican., 1914-10-09

 CHANDLER MAN
 TAKES OWN LIFE
Special to The Republican,

(opec1dl to The Republlcan)
 CHANDLER, Ariz., Oct. S.-Albert G. Fiege, q well known and highly re- spected citizen of Maricopa county and q resident of Chandler, committed sui eide this afternoon at 80 o'clock by shooting himself in the left temple The cause for the deed is placed by his neighbors at despondency on account of his continued poor health. For some years he has been a sufferer from tu- berculosis and feared he was not gain ing on the dread disease caused him to take the drastic means to end all his earthly woes.
 In the cool of the afternoon, while the majority of the citizens of Chand- Ter, neighbors of the dead man were going quietly about their usual tasks. d shot rang out from the residence of Viege. His wife, who was purchasing some merchandise in a. store nearby heard the shot and hurried to the house arriving there just as he breathed his last Medical assistance was summoned and neighbors aeame to the aid of the frantic wife and all that was possible to be done for her was done.
 Viege was an electrical engineer by profession and up to about month ago was the proprietor of the Chandler Garage which he obtained shortly after coming to Chandler from Silver City some months ago. He was compeli' to giveup the garage on account of his i'll health.
Arizona republican., 1914-10-09

looks the part of the studious young Bostonian. But when he is fighting hoodoos on the field of battle he be- comes as full of pep as Hughey Jen- nings. His antics near the Boston dugout have pulled many game out of the fire for the Braves this season, at least in the minds of the players, who nave implicit confidence in the criss crossing powers of their mas cot
 But if Willies powers should prove impotent, the Braves will still have with them their asters. Dispel vour