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The Goldfield news and weekly tribune. [volume] (Goldfield, Nev.) 1911-1947, 1914-11-28

JAKE GOODFRIEND of the Elk
change theater returned to camp
this morning after a sojourn of ten
days on the coast. He visited in
San Francisco, San Jose and other
California cities.
Nord stern. [volume] (La Crosse, Wis.) 1856-1921, 1914-02-27
GS aibt fcine before!


Ser. 25. San. 1914. Seilie9euo finoen Sic
bite $3.50 auf Elm meiteres SahresIpoane'
nlent aui Sbre seiddsten 3eItuHgen fir
mid uno meinen 8ruber. gs aibt einiat3
telne aroieaeneren 8lG!ter, insbeioneere Der
r&olisratb~. ter lit mir budltdbIih ans
0ers aewadieu. Snhraus, iabrein leie i'd
beuielben @ort fur gort bud uno bab, es
ME gu bereueu 9ebabt. oenn lfeoisincn uno
9ro9cn II. o9l. 3eufsIstrnm limb mir lett
olelen Sobrrn MIR Dem Namen uad be-
fannt. Seute lpeiB ih. oaB es aneere Nfit=
tel gibt, Seoem erreihbar uno unfeblbar.
Nber he meilten Yeute aeben lieber gum
9uttpr penn's no ieblt uno balten lid cine
MlnlNtur @potb te gu Sdui,. au5 aQs ,SGlle,
lpie iie Ia9rn. ga 9ibt's Hltlen fir ales
Nto9lihe, 9inimcnte. Comics unb SaIben,
turSum ME Der Idn0lihe Nusoiuf 1T, i'm
permegeniten Sinn oes &uries, alien Cob
uno 5euiei. Ia fam Die Wutur nibt
lanse Stano balten. uno ebeniplanse als es
9umme 9ibt weroen aud oieie Glite rei-
den. Sbr ersebener &ibarD MIbr.~
Nord stern. [volume] (La Crosse, Wis.) 1856-1921, 1914-02-27
gOItsratb. So eroff.. Bis
Steiner Slieffaittn.
Is g
(sdlus BON Ssite H.

gtue beseifsrfs HHh thafbereite 9efes
rim, BOD Gin. gu. Il. Gan. 1914. Sisbe Bolts
ppit@- AetH lester Brief nit 75c In Silber id1eiHf ais
u~erisEea gtgaHgsu su ieiH. gate e. ielt ben ls5tea 8
bis : 3dhreH inner ebeHio geidE2i, Gher eiesEzdl
ideiHt os ne b iIgsuh einem 9ofigouner IN biz ysidHsH
aefdllen ~ ieiu, uRb i'd feHbe Is ,SaHeH bereitipIli1
HodTals in Z. 6. RoHfn CHER, NIB eamii bdiiGl
AodlHtals tiele BrH6e uHo cir oI lfodhes 6Odl INTERN
hot5erehrtsH eshrer une @eiuneheifsTaihi St uenH
es bob nls @eHifsH iuuBteH. fDie treu IS Der geirHez
hettsrGth meiui. mas t6HRtea tie NeRidsH eeiEHner
ieiH. Huo nd aaf @oItes Grbe fFenen! Has meiuen
Sie el3u meun id 3hHeu. ans meiHfr 0eimlth SIpH=
BERG. Sippe TeiTpio. 7eHt' dIaHo, I uHte ale gaMeA
. n 8Febigeru. Ssbrern, SeamteH, aaHaeHien. outs
beiser- Il. I. ID. ieneeR. g2ureeu Sie ~oeHieIbeu Bro
bessifHuaen icueeH. mas metHen Sie oaSA? SaheH
Sie mih 1hre WeiuuHa IuIleH. biz 6ruhiahI paTse
I'D nsriuhsH ale ie g,GHea gu ienoeH. NNt BrnB
6rdu 3EItd SteIfemeieE.
gstr bdufen uHieTer : eHeH STeHHoiE nab B0HngrtH
non Sersgu fur ihre nilfsbereItldhd I, aber ErohfHanI=
Morn aHfs Geraiheuohl ms NHsla NIB 81 ieHoeH uHo
bqs hOhe Y rto su t~esdbIeH. lalroe iitl iaum lohHeu
ySenn ms bic gate 75rdu lie ieiteier abrigeus cine be
idlrdutte ansahI upn AoreiieH ofn SeHieE liz 9euiin=
lamb. bic lie reri6nlia feuat. eiu ~,uieuhsH 10 lieb III. 10
ueroeu mir o~euielbeH rehi aerIe Erobe5eiiuaaeH len
ben. llniere abonuenteHiiite nfdl 2eutthlduo III gar
ieiEe ,leiue, NIB mir befonElen. STREET pbeT u0H 9ez
fern b n, iehr oft Sriefe Oil eruetN, in meideR Der
,&oI'spol" mauf / hpEes Sort oes Sohes nHt Der
NHertenunua a,iV;eWet uuo iosaT 9e dss piro. IN sang
Seuiidliaup erldnetHe feline 10 p~pltsihln lib %sehGlIene
uuo uuBlife YeiiuHa, nHb oGrau alanh n MIR eH tlelH
uenia ltol5 ZEN gu bur en-!
Nord stern. [volume] (La Crosse, Wis.) 1856-1921, 1914-02-27
Sin after 01uuidb cuSlidb erfHnt,

rNrO0Iofnce. Utah, 26. San. 1914. Shon
Idnslt NOR es mcin gSunit Die r%oltspoit~
gu ubpnniren. go ienoe Sbnen inIieeeno
BEN 8etra9 oafiir. @tr iino Naturfrennoe
uno lieben bic MbbanoIun9eu i'm y@elta.
ratb.4 Sn b~aloiser grwartHns Der 3etuna
uno Trdmie 5ribnet nhtunQspoGIt
Srau 6 mi / Maurer."
Nord stern. [volume] (La Crosse, Wis.) 1856-1921, 1914-02-27
Getting better every wear.

THE Chama Beef and Supply Co,
Chama, N. Mexico, Feb. 9. 1914. Please
find enclosed 81. so for my subscription
for the next two years. Don'twant any
premium, your publications are cheap
enough without them, and getting better
every year. Very truly yours
Geo. Huth."
Nord stern. [volume] (La Crosse, Wis.) 1856-1921, 1914-02-27
3Orperpfegt in alter nnb in
ileller 3eit.
tS6luB BON Seite ~

o.
leg, oom Sren5waI ssssn Die Sdotten
bis na6 benz Cuban bsrri6te oieie
bohlte 8eruoatommnune Der 9ultur
oss sorpers, bis bic iprii6'nfritnniide
Sebre oss 9briItentbumes Qbt6bs
tuns oes 8Drpsrs oerlnu9te. @rtis
dung aaer iHnlihen 5reuten
uno Berttefuns Der SseIe.
Dries nstetiide Soenl bes @6rilten.
tbumes brad Die Sauten Der 8doer ab,
um aus oeren Steinen airhen Su ers
ribien. BUR Sunoe iparo Is, ben mad.
ten 2etb leines Mtithriitsu oH5uisben,
lclte BIide beoeutsten flsiidli9es See
9ebren.
9ie MenIden ~besannen gu lieben
niht me6r Der Sh0nbeit pegen,
ionoern ue9en zines rOmmen See
miitbes.
SO pndlen osnn bic mittelalterliden
S~abrbunberte berauf. in henen Die Wlens
ihen aus 6riltlidtm @lauben i'm
SdmuBe oertame1 uno unbpgiene
uno q orperoerna dlaiit9unq
gerrlDten, lDte ME 3uoor.
Nue &sriu6s, Dem &0rper uieter
lein &edt 5ufommen gu laiien, 10 bic
eripa6enoe 8aoefultur in TeutIhlano.
puroen oils Die SlnnenIult f6roerno
ueriOlpt
Serg.ei6 e unb Gontralte.
Gin 8ersIei6: @dbren6 ser Wtabts
seit lteBen Die pornebmen Homer ibren
8dIten neue O emdn6er reiden.
bieBen lie iih bur6 Nbreibun9en nit
&uiler uno e 9 eriril6en, oa>
nit bic @dite ihren SdmetB ni9t
aIs beldlti9eno empfanoen.
Isabella ppn 8arma erbtelt suar sur
Nusltattung an Die $ unoert toitbas
rer 8emdnoer nit. aber II ehs
6emoen aus bpldnoiiber 9einluano.
uno on5 @eIDbniB bielsr Dame, ibr
Semb ntdt 5u n'6leIn, RIG Nnt@
merpen erobert lei, 1T b%etannt! Die
SiabeIIaarbe lit aus ieuem sur
s. q It eiun9 bes Qsibes oft ourt)s
idlpisten 6emoe Der iebr eolen 5rau
entltanoen.
Nm Sofe bes uier5ehnien 2ubpis
CAB es fein 8a 3. au6 tttne @elesen.
bitten iir Iebr notbuenoiss Ssourfniiie.
(g8ie ruifinirt iuaren in oieier 8eSles
buns Die H0merD Nuf BEN @Gnoen
Der Iullerien purbe oas abgema6tl
limb luenn 3amen ooer Serren burb
oGjuIangen Widt9ebrau6 beS
@ q Ter 8 anin9en, management
auiSuiulen. 70 parfiimirten Tie
iih it1tfer nit rem iehr neihGkten
Nord stern. [volume] (La Crosse, Wis.) 1856-1921, 1914-02-27
Mmffalild, abcr nidlt sentld,

nSenoe Sbnen Beffa9 flr 9bre 0ute Rel.
tun9, Die id niht entbebren fam. SD bin
cine oIte 5rau. SO Sabre aft, Die &lnoer
limb muiitalllh, aber lie t0nnen nidt oeutIds
leien. Sbre treue 6reunbin
6rau 6rant Bi6ler."
Nord stern. [volume] (La Crosse, Wis.) 1856-1921, 1914-02-27

OIObudotlultur mil 1etnen H(1l0lne1,
ieinsm a%oblenltoub. leinsr Herusn' uno
8eiltesanipannuns besnnr tpisber Die
Srunolosen elmer ipitematii Zen &6rs
perptIege gu ihaHen.
Nber bic Die 9runowursel unierer
6orpsrHs9s maro cine anoere als bic
Der alien Boiler, Die aug rein friegsris
iber aultur empOrsefuahien mar. rlns
lsre Hfle9e oes a6rpers berubt auf ben
idmeren BeoiHsuussn ~unisrer ,3eit.
mir MAIDEN Die Qeiber tiihtiq, oamit
uniere y III Den idweren 3aieinss
tnmpfen setuahien blt;her. Iii 3er.
penbnnoel monen mir frGftieen,
eamtt lie ben .atbletii5sn~ SGmpisn
IN Der gel I'll Nrena sewahIen
bletben. Gnsgleidsn miIien mir,
aus abrbunoerteIang idledt
n%srltanosner glnuben en- u~nleren 8ors
p1tern seiiinbi9t bat.
Das N,.tte uno 6as 9eue!
Ter unteritieo Sipiiben neuer ,9eit
uno otter 3eit ldBt iih in nidtS 10 gut
feltIteuen, ais in ben d.
tunsen elm elmer Staote. NIte
Stdote wie Haris. 5lorenj. 8ien sei6s
men li6 ourb entleslihe Saeeeinri6.
tun9en III Sotels uno 0Guiern aug.
0eue Staote ipie Gem Yorf. @6ica9o,
Berlin iino in oieier 8e5lebuns muiter.
9iiltlg.
8dber, ~seitipeiliee q adtheit
bes a0rpers unb atbIe,ilhe uebuns
gen hno natiirI DE Soroerunqen
u%nisrer Gage. Sbnen periblieBt iih
II her %ftnltere Sirbenastet uno Der
8iublbiir9er Der tletne Staot, Der nit
Ietner 9erin9en Guantitdt Nerueus
trait ieine bebaeIi6en Gage abmidelt.
9lus oieier s. orperpfle9e, bic
cine @runoIuse fir einen seunben
q ei It in einem ~seiunoen &0rper
i6aift, enttuidelt iih cine bobere, raffis
nirtere 9D. psrfultur Der @eieQihaftss
meni6eu. Nber aud oieie &ultur
lit niht allein UNI Der @~iteIteit
minen bo. Gin @run65ua unierer
selealhaitliden 3ultur Der Wt1nner lit
ni6t SLANG, ionoera S~nuber>
felt, Die ii6 BON Wuno uno bonn
Saar bis auf bic uniidtbaren SUB.
ndsel eritredt. 8ieie Yflese Der S0rs
per MIL nidts anoeres alS abIulute
innere Si6er belt geben. Der
Gentleman. Der bon einem Mutomotil
ilberfubren lit, fpiiroe ii6 fiber gu Qooe
lhdmeu, tpenn es auf Der Rettunass
%itat;on gu Tase tdme. baB er un9es
10 q d)ene 3 iBe bat.
0Ohpr rphrnpu sic 81 n y : I; ~, ~
News and citizen. [volume] (Morrisville, Vt. ;) 1881-current, 1914-01-28
Roger Gets Up a Blaze

There was lively hustling over in the
court house Monday morning. Smoke
was in the air and where it came from
mystified the occupants. Attorney HUI
burd made tour of investigation, going
down into the basement TO see what Jan
itor Lee was up to; but he could find
nothing there and so returned to his own
quarters. Still the smoke increased and
he proceeded to investigate further.
This Sime he found his overcoat, which
he had thrown on to chair, all ablaze.
There was lively scampering and the coat
was thrown out doors and the flames
extinguished, but not until one of
E'Palmer's best" had been sadly disfig-
ured. 1t took Roger some time to re-
gain his usual equilibrium, such lively
maneuvers did he go through in extin-
gushing the flames. How his coat
caught fire he is not certain, but he
thinks in doing the morning chores at his
home "a spark from the kitchen stove
fell onto the coat" at might have
come from his pipe" says Lee, (which
he occasionally INDUCES in before taking
up the days arduous duties" For some
time Roger was kept very busy answer
ing telephone enquiries as to the extent
of 1.-THE court house fire. And every
body that Capt. Waite aud Gen. Lee
came across they impaired the news to
and OF course they had to enquire of
Roger for correct information.
Those who saw Roger waltzing down
through the Court House corridors with
the blazing garment say the Turkey
Trot," the Tango" or any of the new |
tangled dances were not in it with him in |
his slde-stepping antics. There was no |
Hesitation waltz in his movements.
News and citizen. [volume] (Morrisville, Vt. ;) 1881-current, 1914-01-28
Naval Strength of Powers

just $797, 94S, 900 was expended last
year in construction by the seven naval
Powers of the world, the United States
standing second in the list with appro-
priations of $40, S00,6 43.
Great Britain spent nearly twice as
much and Germany was not far behind
the United States, Japan took last place
having spent but forty eight millions.
These facts appear in the Navy Year
Book for 1913, issued as a public docu-
ment by the Senate Naval Committee.
Great Britain held her place as the first
naval Power with 2 59l ,29l tonnage allow
ing for the completion of the vessels now
built or building. Germany ranks second
with tonnage of l ,22S, POS, the United
States is third with 92l, S44 tons, France
is fourth with SIC, l55, and Japan fifth
with 7O2 O99.
News and citizen. [volume] (Morrisville, Vt. ;) 1881-current, 1914-01-28
Estate of Edgar Billiard
STATE OF VERMONT,

GTATE OF VERMONT,
~ District of Lamoille, S.
The Honorable Probate Court for the District
aforesaid:
TO the heirs and all persons interested in the es.
tate OF Edgar Billiard, late of Morrlstown, in said
DISTRICT, deceased. Greeting:
WHEREAS, application hath been made to this
court in writing, by the Administrator of said
estate, praying for license and authority to
sell all of real estate of said deceased for the paw
ment of debts and charges of administration, set.
ting forth therein the amount of debts due from
said deceased, the charges of administration, and
the amount of personal estate and the situation OF
the real estate.
.-.WHEREuPoN, the said Court appointed and
assigned the
10Th day of February, 1914,
At the Probate Office in Hyde Park, in said Dis
trct, to hear and decide upon said application and
petition, and ordered public notice thereof to be
given to all persons interested therein, by publish.
ing said order, together with the time and place of
hearing, three weeks successfully in the News and
Citizen, newspaper which cirouates in the neigh.
bohood of those persons interested in said estate
all Of which publications shall be previous to the
day assigned for hearing.
THEREFORE, you are hereby notified to appear
before said Court, at the time and place assigned,
then and there in SAID Court to make your obiec.
tons to the granting of such license, if you see
cause.
Given under my hand at Hyde Park, in said
District, this 23rd day OF January, 1914
II EDWIN {. WHITE, Judge.
News and citizen. [volume] (Morrisville, Vt. ;) 1881-current, 1914-01-28
Pneumonia DOn'tS

The health bureau of Philadelphia has
issued list of "don't s"t to reduce the high
death rate of pneumonia. "Pneumonia"
says special bulletin of the bureau,
'causes more deaths at this season of the
year than any other single disc Sc" The
"don'ts" given are as follows:
Don't poison yourself with dirty air by
staying in poorly ventilated, over-crowd-
ed, foul smelling places. Fresh air does
not cause pneumonia or any other disease
but is necessary for good health in winter
as well as in summer.
Don't injure your health and lower
your vitality by overeating or exec. es of
any kind.
Don't indulge to excess in a'c ,holic
liquors. People who are addicted % al
cohol reduce their resistance TO pa, umo-
MIA end increase the liability OF death
from it.
Don't sleep with the bedroom windows
closed. Night air is purer than day air.
1t contains less dust and fewer ger MS.
Don't sit around with wet feet or wet
clothing on.
Don't let anyone who has pneumonia
pass it on to you. Treat pneumonia as a
catching disease
Don't forget that good general health,
maintained at high standard by right
living, is the best possible safeguard a.
gainst pneumonia or any other infectious
or contagious disease.
News and citizen. [volume] (Morrisville, Vt. ;) 1881-current, 1914-01-28
East Cambridge

w. II. Nye and wife we're Sunday yisi-
tors of n. j. Nye and family.
Ralph Nye attended game of Basket
Ball at Norrisville Friday night.
Several of the neighbors are cutting ice
which is about fourteen inches thick.
c. L. Demerritt spent Saturday and
Sunday at A. B. Caswell's in johnson.
Mr.. and Mrs. L. E. Tatro of johnson
were guests of Mr.. and Mrs. Harry Rice,
Sunday.
Mr.. and Mrs. Mark Towle are visiting
the latters parents, Mr.. and Mrs. l..
+ irders in johnson.
" rman Tillotson has returned to his
home in Morristuwn after several DAYS,
stay at Robert Flanders.
Harry Kingsley of North Cambridge
spent Tuesday night at g. E. Sheldon's.
being unable to return home on account
OF the condition of the roads.
Mr.. and Mrs. Don Fullington and the
latters sister Miss Caddie Mead of Cbazv
y. 4 came last Monday night for an in
definite stay with Mr.. and Mrs. Mablon
Gonyea who moved to johnson the first
of last week.
News and citizen. [volume] (Morrisville, Vt. ;) 1881-current, 1914-01-28
A Vermont Classic

1t isn't always the far away things that
are the best. Famous writers and actors
have no monopoly on the correct and eff
fusive use of the language. The truth
was effectively shown by recent occur
renee right here in Bennington.
Back in November The Congregational
list asked its readers to contribute short
articles on " Reasons for Thanksgiving"
Many replies were received by the paper
and the best of the lot as selected by
the committee of editors came from
Bennington and was printed in the Con-
gregationalist in recent issue.
The author of this remarkable produc-
tion is Miss Grace Eddy, who is now con.
fined to her home by illness. SO far as
The Banner knows, Miss Eddy has never
done much writing, but this little bit of
Thanksgiving p@an is wonderful bit of
English composition. Things have been
handed down the ages as classic and en-.
during which do not approach it in
beauty and strength. 1t is as follows,
the subject being "Reasons for Thanks
giving :"
"For parents who by example and pre-
cept made manifest their belief that the
life was more than meat, and the body
than raiment. For happy years of child
hood and youth, when foundations of
friendship were laid to grow firmer with
each passing year. For work, which has
disciplined and strengthened. For health
which made the work possible. For
home, where comfort sympathy and en-
couragement were sought and never found
lacking. For sweet sleep, bringing re-
newed strength, courage and hope for the
new day. For an inherited taste for the
love of learning, the sequestered hooks,
and all the sweet serenity of books For
hours in a garden, wet with morning
dew, which might well stand for that one
planted eastward of Eden.' For g!ories
of sunrise, for clouds of sunset, for starry
heavens, for changing seasons. For mem
DRY of words spoken by those no longer
here. For these favOrs and many, many
more that Grove my mind at this Thanks
giving season, | cry, Bless the LoOd, 0
my soul, and forget not all his benefits"
News and citizen. [volume] (Morrisville, Vt. ;) 1881-current, 1914-01-28
Green Cut Bone and Meat.

THE COLD WEATHER POULTRY FOOD.
Fowlshave a natural craving for ami
NAL food, especially when the weather is
cold. All kinds of grains are good, but to
produce lots ofeggs, an occasional ration
ofgreen cut bone and meat is absolutely
essential This product can be obtained
of Carroll S. Page, Hyde Park, Vt. He
will ship a 200 Id. barrel to any address
on receipt of 1915 and at this price pay
the freight TO any railroad station in
New England or the Middle States
Money may be sent at his risk by regis
tered letter, postal money order, check or
express money order. When writing him
mention this paper
News and citizen. [volume] (Morrisville, Vt. ;) 1881-current, 1914-01-28
FACT AND FANCY

Boards are taxed in Japan.
America has the most tramps.
Baked bananas make a good brain
food.
Porcelain coins are a feature Of
Siam.
The Dutch consume the most to-
bacco. ,....l .-s.
Be particularly careful of a dead
sure thing.
True pearls are often found in the
cocoanut palm.
Gossip puts two and two together
and makes nine.
A good deed is better than gold, but
not as negotiable.
Half the world doesn't know why
the other half lives.
Some people never get any higher
than a towering rage.
Airing other peoples faults never
made them smell any sweeter.
No wonder churchyards yawn-the
epitaphs would make anybody tired
Every man has his own peculiar
bent, and that is why so many of us
are crooked.
News and citizen. [volume] (Morrisville, Vt. ;) 1881-current, 1914-01-28
HYDE PARK
Snow-shoeing is popular just now.

Snow-shoeng is popular just now.
w. N. Putnam was in Burlington las,
Friday.
+. Z. Smith of Jacksonville was il
town Monday on legal business.
e. L. Eddy, Supt. of schools from
Shoreham, was in town last Sunday.
ut is not good FORM" says local wag
''to wear hot clay pipe in your overcoa'
pocket"
Mr.. and Mrs. Dana Badger of Danville
were visitors over Sunday at the home OF
e. K. Badger.
The Selectmen are getting their ac-
counts ready for the Auditors, and so are
the other officials.
Miss Ruth Clapp, a teacher from Cam
bridge, spent Sunday here with. her
friend, Miss Bundy.
Wiswell, the "weather taker," says the
indicator at his place registered 20 below
zero during the night Sunday.
Mrs. Leon Farr spent Sunday with her
husband in Burlington. He is getting
along nicely from his operation.
Mrs. FL. P Dubuque and son Stanley
left Saturday for a few weeks visit at the
home of her parents on Grand Isle.
A very fine picture of Senator Page,
who is president of the banks in this
place, has been hung up in the banking
room.
An exchange says that ''the first straw
hat of the season was seen in Mobile,
Alabama, yesterday" Didn't know that
William Maxfield had been out of town.
The Boy Scouts were given lunch at
the Copg'l church last Thursday evening
by Mrs. Scofield. Mrs. Scotield has also
presented the Scouts several stands and
a dozen chairs for their club room, which
are highly appreciated by them.
An artist, who stopped here awhile
last summer, would like to know if we
shave any snow up there; are you sure
you have ?" he asks Landlord Savery.
He wants to paint some winter scenery.
The landlord has investigated and he is
of the opinion there is and that by judi
cious use there'll be enough for the art
ist to make fairly good snow scene.
In writing to the Waterbury Record
concerning the cold weather, Fl. F. Hill
of Waterbury Center speaks of the "cold
snap in January, 1870 saying 81 have a
very vivid recollection of helping to fire
a double-header from Hyde Park to st.
Johnsbury one morning when the for
ward engine froze up in spite of every
thing that we could do and was out of
commission before we got to Walden
Heights and was pushed into st. Johns
bury without smokestack, bell or whole
light of glass in the cab. There were
snow-drifts covered with a bad crust that
dismantled the engine. 1t was reported
in a number of places ia st. JohDsbury |
at 90 degrees below. that morning."
News and citizen. [volume] (Morrisville, Vt. ;) 1881-current, 1914-01-28
To Remedy Rafting Windows.

Do not allow yourself to be made
wakeful and nervous by rafting win
dows or doors when the comb on
your dresser makes a perfect wedge,
easily inserted and as easily removed.
Especially annoying are such noises in
hotels and other strange bedrooms, but
even there the comb is at hand and
equal to all sizes of cracks.
News and citizen. [volume] (Morrisville, Vt. ;) 1881-current, 1914-01-28
SYDNEY SMITHS HUMOR.

1t requires surgical operation
to get a joke well into a Scotch
understanding.
That knuckle end of England,
that land of Calvin. oat cakes
and sulphur.
No one minds what Jeffreys
says. = . 1t is no more than
a week ago that | heard him
speak disrespectfully of the
equator.
The Smiths never had any
arms and have invariably sealed
their letters with their thumbs.
Daniel Webster struck me
much like a steam engine in
trousers.
News and citizen. [volume] (Morrisville, Vt. ;) 1881-current, 1914-01-28
Stomach OVerworked.

Eating between meals is a habit
usually left over from childhood.
Growing things need nourishing in
small and frequent doses. Grown-ups
merely require to repair the waste of
the body--and the stomach is a COM
paratively small organ. Undoubtedly
in many bodies it is kept stretched
and IN the same condition of an abus-
ed piece of rubber. How can it do
its work?
News and citizen. [volume] (Morrisville, Vt. ;) 1881-current, 1914-01-28
Very truly yours,
THOMAS j. LYNCH,
Letter to
DR.. Kilmer & Co.,
Binghamton, N. Y.
Prove What Swamp. Root Will Do For You

Send ten cents to DR.. Klmer 81 Co.,
Binghamton, N. Y, for a sample size
bottle. 1t will convince anyone. You will
also receive a booklet of valuable infor-
nation, telling about the kidneys and
bladder. When writing. be sure and
mention the Morrisville weekly News and
Citizen. Regular tifty-cent and one-dollar
bottles for sale at all drug stores adv
News and citizen. [volume] (Morrisville, Vt. ;) 1881-current, 1914-01-28
Somethlnq To His Credit.

cat least when I'm dead and gone
one thing you can truthfully say for
me-"
whats that?"
81 never considered myself supe-
rior to all other beings merely be-
cause happened to have lived for
while in New York."-Detroit Free
Press.
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