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The Washington herald., 1914-09-20
! n. Imperturbabl. BritisAer.

aour brave allies have two dominating
nreoecupations," Frenchmah who has
been acting as interpreter with the Brit
ish army observes-"to make their tea.
and to shave" mo danger can dis
tract them from these two things;
ean Stiil hear that superior otteer de-
clare with charming phlegm between
assaults, Tt Ia nothing. gentlemen, let
ls take tea" Does not the traditional
bathtub also accompany the expedition
ary force? The wondering Frencnman
probably overlooked It
''war Is heil'' for the warrior II ne Is
deprived Of the little creature comforts
ba becomes accustomed to In time OF
peace. When, after a herculean strug-
Gle. the British In South Africa lfted
the siege or Ladysmith they found the
garrison famished-for a bit Of tobacco.
a correspondent pictures Field Marshal
French, warned that three fresh German
army corps were about to come down
upon him, lighting another cigarette as
n he were Iounging in the library OF the
Marlborough Club-Grant would nave
lighted a cigar. wellington took MS
mack OF hounds with him when he went
10 Spain to drive out the armies OF Ma
poleon, and hunted with as much reg
ularity as circumstances allowed.-ProVi-
dence Journal
The Washington herald., 1914-09-20
Win Inc IhInns Are.

The I-hIans. Of whom we hear so much
t,st now. may be taken as a title des-
crIntive Of German cavalry in general
the name, has stuck because Of the
fame which attained by their dash and
bravery during the Franco-German war.
B1yt the Uhlans. or, as il is generally
speIled now, Ulans, are a distinctive
corps. The name is by no means dis
tinctIvely German. A body Of Uhlans
was formed for the French army by
Marshal SAKE. They were introduced into
the Prussian service in I7+0; and forty
years later the Austrians also had
corps Of Uhlans-light cavalry armed
with the lance. The modern Uhlans may
be classed with the heavy cavalry, for
they ride over twenty stone.-London
Chronicle.
The Washington herald., 1914-09-20
RAISE ro0DsTUFFs


There 8n0ulo ne ~ oAoFtA8~
me Great Demand Comes.
Live men must eat no matter what
else may happen. Food must be had for
100. 900 900 population Of this country. with
much to spare for another 1oc.ooo.eoo at
least in the countries now at war.
Only one European country among
tbose now working mutual Destruction
OF the ordinary means OF living produces
enough food for itself, even In time OF
peace. Whatever may be the outcome OF
Inc war. there will be an immediate de-
,nsnd Tor food. a demand that will In
crease the longer war Is wased. de-
nand mat Is likely 70 end the war.
WIN All channels OF supplies from cut
side closed, with half a dozen nations on
the condition rapidly taking form in Eu-
rome. we may look for q simultaneous
movement in all the countries by the men
ana women not In the fighting ranks for
enough food TO keep them alive. They
win not ask why food Is scarce: they
will not hesitate to take 1t wherever 1t
NAV be found.
The armed forces may possibly be COM
PEELED to turn their weapons against their
own people In riot and rapine unpar-
alleIed In history.
Famine will put an end to fighting
Then win come the call upon this coun-
try for food. II we have abundance, the
call will be answered. with no distress on
our part. II we have a shortage, or II
we have only sufficient for our own
necessities, the response to the foreign
demand will be made at the expense Of
our own people. We must have no
shortage
We must plant corn. using corn gen
ericaliy for foodstuffs. Our farm posi-
bilities have by no means been exhausted
The United States has LIN. 10000 acres
a land suitable for TILED crops and
ISL $1,000 acres suitable for nontilled
crops. We are tnilns only 90.
acres, something more than one-fourth OF
the possibilities, and little Of our titled
area Is producing up to It's potentialiues.
The present emergency is the opportu-
nifty fer q return in this country from
| town to country FOrehanded farmers
are 10 be the busiest class of producers
| in this country during the next two OF
three years. Let all possible attention,
North, South, and West, be conferred
upon producing Observation-Disclosures
arss Record
The Washington herald., 1914-09-20

bean. ana to take considerable comfort
in the fact that during century We
were not angels ground under the heels
OF a corrupt and constituencies set OF
grafters, but just average human beings
represented. IN conventions and Legisla-
lures BY men pretty much like ourselves.
The direct primary has not. 20 far, made
things any worse. Neither has u mace
them any better. Under any system We
shall NOT get a Government OF cherubs
until we become cherubs ourselves.-New
Vnrh Times atsft
The Washington herald., 1914-09-20

The Canadian government announces that it will
confscate all goods shipped from the Dominion to
the United States destined for export to Germany.
Probably very few firms located in Canada will at
tempt to engage in such but it is Just as
well to remember that Canada is strictly the job
while the mother country is busy fighting Canadians
fred at an airship the other day because they could
not identify it and were not taking any chances.
The Washington herald., 1914-09-20
Cannon Fodder.

The Car VOWS ne will go to Berlin II
1t takes his last peasant to turn the trick,
the Kaiser insists that he will win 10
Paris or every German will die in the
attempt, and England declares she VIII
beat the enemy even IL it requires the
calling out OF every able-bodied man.
Altogether il is not a very roseate out
look for the common people, who nave
to stand In front of the bullets and the
artillery shots.-St Paul Pioneer Press
The Washington herald., 1914-09-20

Jack johnson, denying that he has ever taken out
French naturalization papers, has been busy getting
passports as an American citizen from embassies
in France and London, to forfy himself for jour
ney to Russia to fill theatrical engagements. We take
this occasion to notify Germany that Jack johnson
is nothing but French spy, and to inform Russia
that he is simply Uhlan in a minstrel make up.
The Washington herald., 1914-09-20

% compass the defeat Of Senator Dillingham; Repub
lean s
All these things add to the intense interest Of the
political Situation They indicate the limit to which
Mr. Roosevelt is willing to go in his determination
to wreck the Republican party, even though that
party honored him with the highest gift in its power
Everything now depends, of course upon the extent
to which his followers are willing to constitute them
selves the agents of his yindictive purpose.
The Washington herald., 1914-09-20

Cambridge, Mass, who sympathizes with
Germany, wants Kipfng to come to this country and
read in public two of his poems, "The Truce of the
Bear" and THE Grave of the Hundred Head" But
come to think of it, that won't make Kipling respon-
sbe for the fact that Russians and East Indians
fighting on the side of Great Britain now nor viii
Il lessen the effectiveness Of those troopa
The Washington herald., 1914-09-20
II. Ri,inr Scale.

Higher prices raise the cost of living which makes
the labor man dissatisfied, which higher wages
which increases cost of production, which makes
higher prices, which raises the cost of living which
makes the laboring man dissatisfied, and so on world
without end and nobody able to bring the forces into
stable equiibrium-Life
The Washington herald., 1914-09-20

The Turkish government, in order to show its
contempt for the Gar has forbidden its newspapers
to call St Petersburg Petrograd. This is of even
less Importance than the ukase of the Gar, to show
his contempt for the Kaiser that ST. Petersburg must
be called Petrograd.
The Washington herald., 1914-09-20

Il was just reading about a man VINO
was fined $3.50 for beating his wife ana
SO for beating his mule; that's an OUT
rage
"Oh. no. there's more of the mule TO
beat than there Il OF the wife. "-FloridA
Times Union
The Washington herald., 1914-09-20

A Line o Cheer Each Day o
the Year.
Tyyritten Expressly Tor he HeTaldl
Nv John EENDRICK BANGS.
A WISE LITTLE ELF.
iCopIrlEht- IN

tCopyrisht, lsil
He sighed and he groaned In a moment
OF strife,
And said. tits a lemony. lemony. life!'
And a wise little Elf with a frolicsome
Cried V out well the lemons bully
good fruit!
The Washington herald., 1914-09-20
New York Hotel Arrivals.

speciAI to The Washington Herald
New York, Sept l9.-Washingtonians
registered today as follows:
Park Avenue MARLBOROUGH
Miss G. Baldwin BlenheIm-
Miss L. E Randall NJ. j Riordan.
B. Harris. Churchill
Herald Square W. P. Borland-
r. c. Higgie- L. A Potter.
z. S. Hubbard. Hermitage
Martha Washington W. II. Burke
Miss L. Hitchcock Darlington
Mrs. V. W. speel. W. B. Gains
+ F. Pierce. Mrs. W. B. Gains
York Navarro
H. NJ. livery. G. Otto.
Mrs. H. NJ. livery. G. l. Stark
T. NJ. Post r n Cumpton' u.
E. s. Bentley. J. W. Purman.
] E. Donald Laurelton-
II. Hodberger. NJ I. Barclay =
n. Huston. strand -;
VIII. Tutty. c. Hidalgo. 80
| H i. smith. T H. King.
| Mrs. II. L. Smith. GregOrian-
crsnd- V. f. McLarren-
| V. @. Lyman Belleclaire-
Nelson P. c Pepper.
! q 8. Smith. Normandie-
| c,orInvwood- II w. MCNeaL
Gen. B. D. Price. Flanders-
! Mrs. d price. Mrs. F II. SMELL
Martha Westinghouse. Denis
Mrs NJ G. De Miss J. Gregory.
Wolf Earlington-
Miss S. A. Hotch- II. L. Meader.
! Eisz Mrs. II. l.. MeadeT
Miss c. Hotchkiss. Park Avenue
Grand II MetGan.
J. J. Kimbar. F. a. Post
| n CoyeI Murray Hill
| L A. HUMPHREYS. Mrs. W. w. Metca
| Miss NJ. Veach York
9 W Long, E. S. Bentley.
Broadway Central W. II. Tutty.
/ r l. Bran. Empire
| Herald Square T. W. BramnaIl-
! r. s. Gordon. Navarro
I Churchill A. BruehL
| G. Carleton. W. c. Hlnesardher'
! j. II. Carleton. Albert
Belleclaire- II. HerschoerseF.
r. c. Pepper. Arlington
| Hermitage w. Bahnseh.
F. d. Potter. Mrs. l. ;. Bdhns"n'
i Arrivals from Baltimore were; Mr.
! and Mrs II. o. Christian. Van IoIIahd'
I ]. w. Flamman. wallick; Mr.. ana , MrS'
l ]. H. Frazier Navarro: W. b. Dkle' W az
lick; C. J. Potter. Grand: Mrs + r. hooI.
; Martha Washington; 7. G. Taylor, ora g,
I Mr.. and Mrs W. Tuition. Navarro, \. r
White. Marlborough lenheim' }. \. nus
tin H. L. Dick. Grand: a A EsIerso, ,
Broadway Central: @. +. Luz I; ~ y,
! J. r. Manley. MarlborouSh-blehnel z;
MAYNARD. W. s. Palesoy' hoIk' MI Il. an ~
NJ II sinner Mr.. and Mrs w. F.
: Warner. Grand: Mr. ana MRS. W Ia
C,brds W \. Eisenbrandt. St Denis.
The Washington herald., 1914-09-20

Why is II that man has to fail at nearly every
thing else before he becomes successful insurance
agent?
The Washington herald., 1914-09-20
Morning Smiles.
Just To Get Even.

wife-Now. John. my sister Belle and
her steady are coming to call on us
tonight SO you must act the part of an
ideally happy married man. She's not
quite sure Of him yet!
John (savagely)-Leave it to me- That
lobster trimmed me on horse trade
once! Leave II to me,-Chicago News.
The Washington herald., 1914-09-20

We will know that the colleges open soon
as the football teams begin to mobilize.
The Washington herald., 1914-09-20

1t CRATES on our nerves TO hear some of these
politicians called great statesmen.
The Washington herald., 1914-09-20

The battle before Paris was so big that they
haven't been able to name it yet.
The Washington herald., 1914-09-20

When man and his wife do not quarrel ii is :
sign that he knows who is boss.
The Washington herald., 1914-09-20

A man starts out by thinking he is bird, ant
winds up by realizing that he is a worm.
The Washington herald., 1914-09-20

II is entirely too early to begin specializing as I
the winner of the peace prize next year.
The Washington herald., 1914-09-20

The breakfast food trust is reported to be in
trouble Too many undigested securities, suppose.
The Washington herald., 1914-09-20

Cranberries will probably be higher than this
fall "A bumper crop is reported
The Washington herald., 1914-09-20

Generals used to have horses shot from undo
them but now they have their tires punctured.
The Washington herald., 1914-09-20

We met a golf player the other day who coult
talk sanely about other things.
The Washington herald., 1914-09-20

All the l. W. w. leaders must be in jail W.
never hear of them any more.
The Washington herald., 1914-09-20

The man who blows his own horn overmuch il
apt to come out at the little end of it
The Washington herald., 1914-09-20

We are still wonderingIwhy Russia thought Servi
would need help.
The Washington herald., 1914-09-20

And they used to tell US that big navy was a
guarantee of peace
The Washington herald., 1914-09-20

Maybe the Highlanders' hooting disconnected thu
Germans in their shooting. (.
The Washington herald., 1914-09-20

Down South four pounds of cotton look like 3
cents these days.
The Washington herald., 1914-09-20

The rivers and harbors bill seems to be getting
into deep water.
The Washington herald., 1914-09-20

It looks as if Congress4has put the warehouse bill
in cold storage
The Washington herald., 1914-09-20

The disappearance of straw hats shows hOwkthe
summer goes.
The Washington herald., 1914-09-20

dog catcher generally makes howiing success
of his work
The Washington herald., 1914-09-20

Is it too late to remark that Butte is town of
bad repute?
The Washington herald., 1914-09-20

The\typewritert mish9ier than the'sword in any
war Office.
The Washington herald., 1914-09-20

= People never referNo stman with,a heart of stone
as a brick.
The Washington herald., 1914-09-20

We have no objectiOnsstO war tax 'On Pullman
trims -
The Washington herald., 1914-09-20

The,bsst plaoes for theswar tax is on the other
fellow
The Washington herald., 1914-09-20

John (savagely)-Leave it to me-. That
lobster trimmed me on horse trade
once. Leave IL to mei-ChicagO News.
In historic Boston.
Where are we going. papa?" asked a
little five-year-old.
ITO Copps Hill Burying-ground."
lis that where all the policemen are
buried?"-Youth's Companion.
The Blowout.
What happened to Babylon" asked
the teacher of her Brooklyn class.
1T fell" cried the pupil.
And what became OF -,inevah?''
1T was destroyed"
And what of Tyre
"Punctured. "-ENchange.
A ReEervIst's Revenge.
Friend Ito returned traveler)-I sup
pose you had some thrilling experiences
over in Europe.
Traveler-Yes; was arrested as spy
and who do you suppose was my captoI
A waiter / once refused tip TO over htIe;
| He recognized me and ! barely eScapeu
with my life.-BostOn Transcript.
OF Course.
slfp-what is the word for cheese in
| French?
Slap-Flomage.
| SIap-From age, I suppose.-New York
American.
The Washington herald., 1914-09-20

q A bore is generally person who insistslon doing
al the tslking. <
The Washington herald., 1914-09-20

= Maybe the Germans sr,ocurubed to French cooking
The Washington herald., 1914-09-20

AviAtors are not necessarily high-bred folks
The Washington herald., 1914-09-20

Entered At the postofhes at Washington. D. c. -
seeond-class mail matter
q
q ssgR;pAY. SEPTEMBER 90 1914
Alderman repulse qrsckens the French pulse. Z 4
AyiStors are not necessarily high-bred folks.
~ Nayba the Germans st7ccumbed TO French cooking
,---------
A bore is generally person who insists ION doing
al the talking. <
We have no objectionssto tax 'on Pullman
trips. -
The,bsst place, for the swar tax is ON the oref
fellow
The\typewritert Us migh3ier than the'sword in any
war Office
People never refer to Altman with,a heart of stone
as a brick
+ too late to remark that Butte is town of
bad repute?
A dog catcher generally makes howiing success
of his work
The disappearance of straw hats shows hOwlthe
summer goes.
II looks as if Congress4has put the warehouse bill
in cold storage
The rivers and harbors bill to be getting
into deep water.
Down South four pounds of cotton look like 90
cents these days.
We are still wondering1why Russia thought Servia
would need help
And they used to tell US that big navy a
guarantee of peace.
Maybe the Highanders' hooting disconnected the
Germans in their shooting. -
All the L W. w leaders must be in jail We
never hear of them any more
We met golf player the other day who could
talk saney about other things.
When man and his wife do not quarrel ii is a
sign that he knows who is boss.
1t CRATES on our nerves TO hear some of these
politicians called great statesmen.
The battle before Paris big that they
haven't been able to name it yet.
Cranberries will probably be higher than this
fall "A bumper crop is reported.
We will know that the colleges open as soon
as the football teams begin to mobilize.
The man who blows his horn overmuch is
apt to come out at the little end of it.
Il is entirely early to begin specializing as to
the winner of the peace prize next year.
A man starts out by thinking he is bird, and
winds up by realizing that he is
Generals used to have horses shot from under
them, but now they have their tires punctured
The breakfast food trust is reported to be in
trouble Too many undigested securities, we suppose
Why is il that man has to fail at nearly every
thing else before he becomes successful insurance
agent?
The Washington herald., 1914-09-20

Alderman repulss qusekens the French pulse
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PASSENGERS DEPARTED

Per NJ. n. S. S. Wilhelmina for San
Francisco. Sailing from Honolulu
July 15.-Bertram Aicken, A. II. All
rens. Mrs. A. n. Ahrens, J. w. Asch.
Cecil Brown, Mrs. ]. Burns, II. B.
Bailey, Mrs. H. B. Bailey, DR.. A. s.
Brewes, Miss E. Bush. Miss V. f. NJ.
Brewes, w. E. Broderson, c. H.
Brown, Miss Ruth Brown, Miss Chang.
A. Campbell, Mrs. A. Campbell, A. w.
Carlson. Marston Campbell Jr, w. G.
Chalmers. o. Dolan, Mrs. L. B. Dolan,
Mrs. F. w. Everton, Miss E. Everton,
Master n. Everton, A. ]. Everst, Mrs.
A. J.e Everst, Miss F. Everst, Miss
E. Everst, Mrs. D. T. Fullaway and
two children, A. T. Foster, Mrs. A. B.
Fisher. Dr. w. p. Ferguson, Mrs. w.
P. Ferguson, VIM. H. Grote, Mrs. A.
Gartley, Miss H. Hof1nghoff, E. r.
Hickey. p. L. Horne. Mrs. P. l.. Horne,
r. S. Horne, Miss H. Hapai, Miss c.
Capai, Miss l. Holt, Mrs. w. p. Hatch,
Mrs. S. Hull, VIM Henry, p. C. Jones,
Miss Belle Johnson, Miss s. L. John
son, Miss Jane Johnson, Miss Rose
Jeffs, E. Kopke, c. c. Kennedy, ]. H.
NJ. LIE Aspley, Miss A. Lloyd, o. ID.
Leas, Mrs. J. B. Lightfoot, Miss C.
Laverne, Miss E. Laverne, Miss A.
Mcdonald, ]. T. McGrath, Mrs. ]. T.
McGrath, Miss F. l.. McGrath, Master
T. L. McGrath, Mrs. H. j. McGoyern,
Miss NJ. Murdoch, c. A. MCurdock,
Miss M. T. Maloney, W. NJ. Offley.
Mrs. r. NJ Overend, T. S. Porter, Miss
Park, Miss E. A. Pomeros, Mrs. R. NJ.
Pogson, Miss c. B. PARROT, Miss M.
Quinan, F. j. Roberts, Mrs. F. j. Rob-
erts and two children, Miss G. x. Rip
ley, Miss C. Rowenhorst, Miss Marion
Ransom, Miss Muriel Ransom, Miss ].
Smith, o. Smith, Mrs. o. Smith, N. G.
Smith, Miss H. Schmidt, Mrs. Achsah
Smith, Henry Shaw, Mrs. Henry Shaw,
Miss H. E. Shaw, Miss e. M. Shaw,
Master ]. Schiller, W. Stone, Mrs.
L. E. God, Miss B. Waldespuhl, w. e.
Young and Mrs W. E. Young
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tendance has been smaller this sea.
son than usual. and to this fact | at.
tribute much of the in and out base
ball which has been played all around
both circuits. The Athletics are a
great money team and therefore they
play best In the worlds series be.
cause the stands are crowded and
much is at stake Before smaller
crowds this year Mack's dub has
shown a lot OF bad baseball. .r
For this reason believe that any
of the old stars like Collins or Cobb
and the rest Of them would be foolish
to leap to the Feds. They would not
be happy unless the attendance at
the parks of the rival league takes a
big jump by next season Can you
imagine the high strung Cobb playing
to a handful of people? Small at
tendance makes man think less OF
himself and his team and hurts his
work.
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WILL
BE kept FOR
WEISBARTH

In steaming for the south Pacific
at o'clock this afternoon, Captain
J. ID. s. Phillips, master of the Cana
dian-Australasian liner Makura, to-
gether with his navigating officers,
may keep a lookout for the little 30
ton ketch rugged schooner commanded
by Captain William ]. Weisbarth and
manned by a few Hawaiians and Gil
bert islanders, which vessel sailed
from Honolulu weeks ago with three
women passengers.
The officers in the Makura have been
asked to report anything that may
resemble the strange appearing craft
that, in departing from this port, car.
ried the earthly possessions of Cap.
tain Weisbarth, who had decided to
live the remaining years allotted to
him in the far away Gilbert islands
In departing from Vancouver, the
Makura met with fine weather with
light winds and thick fog banks until
July IL. From that time the vessel
steamed through light to moderate
winds and smooth seas. meeting the
northeast trades as the liner ap,
preached the Hawaiian islands.
The vessel drought no cargo for
Honolulu. Eleven sacks of mail were
left here. More than so passengers
in the several classes are for Homo
lulu The Makura will depart for
Suva. Auckland and Sydney taking a
score Of passengers.
g I'd
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PASSENGERS ARRIVED

Per CA. S. s. Makura from Van
couver and Victoria, for Honolulu
July Is: Misses Fynmore, A. Gay,
L. E. Lee, M. Gilbert, /. Ballantyne,
M. Stewart, A. Conner, ]. Smith, b.
Williams, d. Putnam, d. Turner, Mes
danes Elvidge, McGammon and child,
Harricks and three children, Harper.
Messrs. F. Elvidge, c. Elyidge. N. Nc
Cannon, r. Harricks, r. B. Law
renee, A. Swenson, d. Stanley, ]. P.
Valkenberg. Misses A. A. Ball, b.
Mcdonald, E. NJ Wilson. Mesdames.
Thomson, A. Payne. c. Ralston, Dune.
Messrs. ]. C. Hifhsmith, A. Ralston,
w. Payne, E. Corbett.
Through to Suva, Auckland and sgd.
ney: C. G. Abbott, E. Buck, Hon. D..
Buddo, Mrs. Buddo, Miss Buddo, l..
G. Briggs, A. Clarke, j. E. Clifford,
Brown Douglas, Mrs. Brown Douglas,
Miss Brown Douglas, Miss ID. Dickin.
son, c. L. Duisbeig, A. H. Evans, Mrs.
Evans, Fred 2. Eager. ]. N. Fraser,
H. B. Franklin, Jr., T. Grice, Prof. E..
Goldstein, O. ID. Gordon, Mrs. Gordan
and infant, j. Hill, F. s. Harrison. F..
Harrison, Mrs. Harrison, N. Hinton, H.
Jones, Mrs. Jones, Miss Jones, DR.. HI.
Klussman, Mrs. A. Kayn, E. ]. Ken.
dali, G. N. Llewellyn, Mrs. Moseley,
H. c. Moseley, F. w. MathdE, r. D..
Morrison, Mrs. Morrison, r. Miles, DR..
d. J. McGavin, Mrs. McGavin, Master
B. McGayin, H. H. Mcdonald, H. C..
Mcdonald, c. J. Nuenhoffer. T. Mich.
oils, c. p. Ogilvie, Mrs. Ogilvie and
maid, Walter Pass, A. E. Palfreyman,
A. w. Palfreyman, Miss Palfreyman,
H. A. Raesley, DR.. VIM. Richie, Mrs.
Richie, DR.. J. c. Storey, H. Saint
George, E. ]. Shackleford, Miss Town
shend, E. w. Tickle, H. Todd, ]. p.
Walker. Mrs. Grice. PR"
Per T. K X. s: S. Nippon Maru
from Hongkong via Japan ports, for
Honolulu, July IA: T. Okata, D.
Rochrian, s. Shiga. Through: Col.
w. H. Arthur, Mrs. w. H. Arthur, Miss
K. E. Brogan. L. CASTOR. T. Hachiya,
NJ. Handlesman, Mrs. H. L. Jones
Miss A. F. Mcdonnell. Miss NJ. VIII
son. From Yokohama: DR.. C. E. B.
Bremekanp. Miss X. Drake. H. Ishiza
wa, Mrs H. Ishizawa. Y! Iwata, S.
Kiguchi, Rev. ]. Mort. w. H. Zia.
Per str. W. G. Hall from Kauai ports.
p Gutsch, F., Gutsch, Jane Meyer,
Louis Meyer, Miss A B. O'Connell,
Mrs. A. P. Hills, A. D.. Hills. ]. A.
Souza. Percy A. German. J. O'Brien.
Lee Young, Miss o. Kenna, Esther
Kenna, l. d. Timmons, T. Haramma,
and "a deck. ......
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SURE, RIDING A. GOAT
is AN OLD, OLD JOKE
IBy Latest MALL

LEXINGTON, Ky.-Although Jokes
about riding the goat at lodge initia-
lions have been prevalent since the
time of Noah, or some such time.
never was goat more realistically
ridden than at an initiation conducted
by the Owls on the third floor OF the
Lexington Opera House, when one Of
the can eating animals plunged out Of
a window carrying candidate on his
back. III.
George O'Leary was the victim, and
was getting along in the mysteries in
fine shape when the goat sprang
through the window. Luckily for