The evening herald. [volume] (Albuquerque, New Mexico) 1914-1922, 1914-09-29

two Democrats To IA, Legislature with
q definite county salary plan, to sit
on.
J often dream uf how seems
To stand loo line OF battle
But J am quite content with dreams;
And that's no idle prattle.
@
"REPCBLtCAN VICTORY is In the
air. Ration Range. Il sure is and
high enough up 90 ne "a OF sight.
.
GERMANY viii nave no occasion
20 worry about paying the war bills
tor q year.
AND EVEN when the present roll
b. spent they can sim hoch the Kali
ser.
o
~ THE GRAND JURY Keeps On
recommending hat woman's ward IN
the county jail wen eventually get a
new jail Then We can have &c i've
cludcd.
THOSE BOYS IN eastern New Mex
! leo who are ming their silus have got
some hne anti-mortgage insurance.
.
1T WILL BE "a lot more to the point
when tho warning nations compare
their bank rolls six months from now.
o
MOST OF THEN will be a lot
easter To count
ABDUL HANDS, son IL said to
have succeeded nm Weld In Albania
That sins OF The fathers stun still
sticks.
THERE'S been q jinX on the Ham
ids for quite a spell.
IT'S the same breed az the pet ilnN
Of the New Mexico stand pattcrs. Its
nsme b. I'm Wrong
THAT slASCONSET Marroni sta
tion never did obey orders Secretary
Daniels told % 60 shut az and % saul
down.
AFTER READING the current
magazines one can feel submarines,
Super-Zcppelins aud contact mines
crawling under the sheets.
o
The Kaiser boasts
lie has the kalc
To aRht the world
\ year;
But passing out
Kaie by the bale
Don makes Il
Disappear
O
Idle Opinions.
The maj who leads "A loose lie has
a hard time pulling himself together.
Il may seem heartless. but as be-
tween q public PARK full OF hobocs
ana a sAyscraper tull 81 business, we'd
rather see the s%yscraper.
Some people get through life with
comparatively little wear and tear he
cause they have q genius Tor com
promising.
3 strtiosis says that % h impos-
sfJl. -or CavairN men To charge on
motorcycles. Wen. that's M thing
se be thankful for.
A ~SntnH work j. never dou AZ
ter asoss ~ buying fan clothes is
over she has 60 "a riglt oui again
ana starr trr Christmas shorpng.
It's a sheer waste Of time 90 est
mat, how pilgh YOU could save Il you
didn't have 10 eat.
some men have gone ro the ditch
and come back. lut most of them stay
there.
Human nature is queer. 4 man
died the other day WHO lived on q
Q iarm by himself Tor 80 years. Yet h.,
got no credit Tor Winding his own bus
ingss.-Blrmingham Age-icrald
o
Give Them Time.
Day before yesterday -or mas oe d
/ WAS the day before thst-two lovei'
young girls OF The just-sfter-p prep.
school age wcrs rouAding IN earl
other an about the secrets of their in
{ noccnt young hearts IL seems thu
thcH souls were involved. also.
z "Why is o. TITLE. Inquired Doe
hrst. that YOU are waving y'uI
~handkrrchlef from your caEemDrI
TITS like this. Reena, answered fh,
second Since papa has Forbidden
y Harry 90 the house We have bad q
arrange e cod Of signals.
4 How terribly romantic aud exeit'
ing What is the code
n when M waves his hand three
times. { means DO sou love meF'
yes
And when I wave ba,S it mean.
IL do, d~arling''"
r. How perfectly sweet Now tell ml
the rest uf the q d
, what do you mr4u-the rest nf tn
code We've on had this thin
4 working a month Cleveland Plsil
Dealer.
Phone .. Red Barn. III W. copper
for hrEt-claas hacka and carriages
. w. l. Trimbls q Co