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Wood County reporter. [volume] (Grand Rapids [i.e. Wisconsin Rapids], Wis.) 1857-1923, 1914-07-02
WESTERN cANADA'S
NATURAL RESOURCES
PETROLEUM, NATURAL GAS, COAL
AND FARM LANDS.

The development that have taken
place recently in the oil and gas fields
Of Western Canada have but added
another to the many previous evil
dences that have been produced,
showing the great wealth that he's
been al unknown asset for so many
generations.
The latest reports from the oil
fields at Calgary show that there is
production there that would appear
to equal the best paying fields on the
continent. Experts have been on the
ground for some tine. It is said that
one Of the wells is able to produce
1000 gallons an hour Il this is so
there are but about a dozen wells in
the world OF greater production. Dur
Ing tie past week discoveries of sur
face indications have been made which
show that oil exists over a consider
able portion Of Alberta and Saskatche-
wan, while in Manitoba there have al
so been showings at Battleford,
Saskatchewan, few days ago discov-
cries were made which led to the fl
acres Of land, all having strong sur
face indications. Companies were
formed to carry on immediate work,
and in couple of months, or probably
less, the story will be told whether oil
exists in paying quantities.
But there are also the coal deposits
and the natural gas deposits that are
helping to make Of Western Canada
one of the Wealthiest portions of the
continent
With the grain fields covering these
hidden riches it is no wonder that
continued range of optimism is to be
seen everywhere. Early reports of
seeding Of all grains being successful
~ completed all over the country are
followed by reports Of excellent and
strong growth everywhere. During
the first week in June most of the
wheat had reached a growth of from
twelve to twenty inches, with the most
even appearance, almost universally,
that has been seen for years Oats
appeared equally well, and covered the
ground in way that brought the
broadest kind Of a grin to overspread
the farmers countenance.
Barley, a favorite with the hog rails
ers, had taken good root, and was
crowding oats for first place, as to
length of shoot. Cultivated fodder
grasses are getting great attention
as consequence of the inclination to
go more largely into mixed farming,
and the raising of hogs, cattle and
horses. The weather is reported fine,
just what is needed, and if present
favorable conditions continue, the
grain crop Of Western Canada for 1914
will be the largest average in the his
tory of the country-Advertise
Wood County reporter. [volume] (Grand Rapids [i.e. Wisconsin Rapids], Wis.) 1857-1923, 1914-07-02
HOW TO COMBAT DISEASE
reaching OF Sanitary Ideas Among
Indians Is . Problem for Gov
eminent Agents.

Or. John n. Alley, superintendent of
the United States sanitarium for Indi-
ans at Fort Lapwai, Idaho, says he is
convinced, after a study of the causes
or death among the Nez Perces Indians
Tor tie last ten years, that 80 per cent
O. all the deaths are due directly or
I2dlrectly to tuberculosis. In the hun
dred years that have elapsed since the
historic expedition OF Lewis and
Clarke to the Northwest, the Nez
Perces tribe has diminished from s.
600 TO 1900 The present tuberculosis
death rate is about 10 per thousand liv-
ING Or two and one-half times the rate
n the United States as a whole Doc
tor Alley traces the cause Of the de-
clmation TO the change in the mode of
living OF the indians from the open air
lie OF the plains to the sedentary, set
tied life or the reservation. The lat
ter has brought with it the danger of
mouse Infection which was automatic
ally eliminated in the earlier days.
Ventilation. says Doctor Alley, lis
completely foreign to an Indians ma
ture. 1t is with great difficulty that
you can get them to pay any heed to
this important part of sanitation.
have known twenty or thirty to gather
IN small room where an advanced
case of tuberculosis has been housed
for months, and to close all the doors
and windows, even plugging up the
keyholes."
In a recent report of the office of In
dian affairs, Commissioner Sells points
out that there are approximately 25,000
Indians in the United States suffering
from tuberculosis, and that the avail
able government facilities for their
care viii not exceed 800 beds.
Wood County reporter. [volume] (Grand Rapids [i.e. Wisconsin Rapids], Wis.) 1857-1923, 1914-07-02

The day is approaching when sea-
going submarines of high surface
speed will accompany the main fleet
on the high seas. Large vessels of
this type, of q knots speed, have been
designed for the United States navy.
Great Britain is building, in the Maui
titus, the largest submarine in exist
ence, which is intended to be as sea-
worthy while on the surface as the
latest type of destroyer Its surface
speed will be not less than q knots,
and it will have a submerged speed of
from 10 to 16 knots; it will carry six
torpedo tubes. and the surface dis
placement will be about one thousand
five hundred tons.
Wood County reporter. [volume] (Grand Rapids [i.e. Wisconsin Rapids], Wis.) 1857-1923, 1914-07-02
ECZEMA lTCHED AND BURNED

r. f. d. No. 2, Seymour, Monty
scalp broke out with fine pimples at
the start. They itched and burned so
much that was compelled to scratch
them and they would tester and come
to a head and break out again. The
trouble was attended by such burning
and itching / could not sleep, also
when | sweat it burned the same
MY hair fell out gradually and the
scalp kept rough and dry with itching
and burning. After about two years
the pimples broke out between my
shoulders. My clothing irritated them.
! was troubled with that eczema five
or six years
I tried everything that was recon-
mended without any benefit until
used the Cuticura Soap and Ointment
according to directions, and Cuticura
Soap and Ointment cured me sound
and well in two weeks" (Signed) S.
L. Killian, Nov. %, 1912.
Cuticura Soap and Ointment sold
throughout the world. Sample of each
free, with SIP. Skin Book. Address post
card "Cuticura, Dept, L. Boston ADV.
Wood County reporter. [volume] (Grand Rapids [i.e. Wisconsin Rapids], Wis.) 1857-1923, 1914-07-02
How II BEGAN.

Stephen said Mrs. Masters across
the supper table, I almost had a
quarrel with Mrs. Johnston today"
About the cat?" he asked.
mo, sir. II was about name Our
troops landed in Mexico, didn't they?"
They did,"
AT what placer"
why, at Very Kruzz-z, of course"
Mrs. Johnston calls it 'Wehary
Crewsa'"
Then she's a fool!"
That's what l almost told her.
There is but one proper way of pro-
nouncing the name"
"Of course and that is the way I
pronounced it"
No, it is not, Stephen. It is pro
nounced as if spelled, 'Wa-har-ry
Krouz."
You are as big a fool as Mrs. John,
ston!"
It's you who are the fool"
At that moment their daughter. a
high school pupil, came in, and being
told the cause of the riot, she said;
You are all wrong. The name is
pronounced: Viehara Cruisah!'
And then the American marines
landed and took possession of the
city!
Wood County reporter. [volume] (Grand Rapids [i.e. Wisconsin Rapids], Wis.) 1857-1923, 1914-07-02
HER aBSENT-MINDED HUBBY
Than This, Now Is the Time
20 Declare It.

They were talking about their hus-
bands over the tea things. Husbands
and the weather supply the same
vacuum between he gales of gossip.
'.TheoDbilus, ycu know, is very abb
sent-minded, and SO wrapped up in his
new study Of photography that that's
ali he thinks Of You can't imagine
the time I have with him"
She paused a moment to imagine it
herself while her listener found an
idle interest in creasing the lace ends
with her fingers.
Oh, this is what I was going to
tell youl TheophiIus came out OF the
dark room the other evening just as
dinner was set. says to him:
'Theophilus, what are you standing up
there rolling that plate of soup
around like that for?' Just a minute
he says to me-'just a minute. It's
developing nicely. See that high
light coming up? High light moth
ing I says; that's a cracker. Sit
down."
Wood County reporter. [volume] (Grand Rapids [i.e. Wisconsin Rapids], Wis.) 1857-1923, 1914-07-02

No one seems unwilling to accept
a 25-cent piece, even though there are
on each coin the following hoodoo
combinations: Thirteen letters in
the scroll held in the eagles beak;
thirteen feathers in each wing; thir-
teen tail feathers; thirteen upright
bars in the shield; thirteen arrow
heads; thirteen leaves on the branch;
thirteen letters in the words quarter
dollar"
Wood County reporter. [volume] (Grand Rapids [i.e. Wisconsin Rapids], Wis.) 1857-1923, 1914-07-02
L. XII nandelinn plants

The best. way to kill individual
dandelion plants is to cut off their
tops and put a pinch of salt (about
thimblefuD on the surface of each ex-
posed root. AS salt if generally ap-
piled ruins soil, the salt should be
used sparingly and applied only to
United States department of agricul-
ture has for some time been testing
various poisons to discover the most
efficient means of graduating this
troublesome weed from lawns, but,
although others have been found sat
isfactory, the common salt is best for
general use, as there is no danger &C.
companying its application.
Wood County reporter. [volume] (Grand Rapids [i.e. Wisconsin Rapids], Wis.) 1857-1923, 1914-07-02
MUST DRAW THE ATTENTION
IN This Day of Expert Advertising
Only Extraordinary Effects Are
to Be Considered.

In order to make signs attractive
nowadays they must not only be cleo
trically Illuminated. but must be
spectacular or novel in construction
or action. At an exhibition held re-
Gently in Chicago one of the lumber
associations attracted attention to its
booth by displaying an immense cy-
press log having legend cut in re-
lief in its side and Illuminated from
within. The sign, which was sus-
pended aloft, had been quartered, hol-
lowed out and fastened together again
SO that it had the appearance of a
solid piece of timber. Electric lamps
fastened in the interior made the
legend stand out in bold relief and
caused the spectators to wonder at the
ingenuity with which the light sources
were hidden.-Electrical World.
Wood County reporter. [volume] (Grand Rapids [i.e. Wisconsin Rapids], Wis.) 1857-1923, 1914-07-02

York in August In a letter to Doctor
Hornaday, director Of the New York
geological park, he says that the ami
NAL which he has named Dinah, is a
rough house" creature, with an af-
fectionate disposition. Unlike most
gorillas, who are morose and sullen,
she is lively and possessed of a happy
disposition. her captor says.
"Dinah," Mr. Garner wrote, SIS the
only gorilla l have ever known to at
tempt laugh or even smile; but she
does both when tickled under the arms
or on the bottom OF the foot. She
Wood County reporter. [volume] (Grand Rapids [i.e. Wisconsin Rapids], Wis.) 1857-1923, 1914-07-02
Willing to Make Himself Useful.

The pessimist was wedding in his
garden when a feminine neighbor
looked over the fence.
"Oh, Mr.. Gloom, she said, 81 am 60
ing to run over to the grocery for a
minute and leave the baby asleep in
his cradle on the porch. If he wakes
and cries, will you please rock him"
Certainly, Mrs. Babble!" replied J.
Fuller Gloom, What sized rocks shall
| uSe?"
Wood County reporter. [volume] (Grand Rapids [i.e. Wisconsin Rapids], Wis.) 1857-1923, 1914-07-02

walk the floor. / could not lie down or
sit still sometimes for day and night
at time. was nervous, and had very
little appetite, no ambition, melancholy,
and often felt as though | had not a
friend in the world. After I had tried
most every female remedy without sue
cess, my mother-in-law advised me to
take Lydia E. Pinkham's Vegetable
Compound | did so and gained in
strength every day. I have now no trou-
BILE in any way and highly praise your
medicine. 1t advertises itself, Mrs.
S. T. HURLEY, Eldon, Missouri.
Remember, the remedy which did
this was Lydia E. Pinkham' Vegetable
Compound. For sale everywhere.
1t has helped thousands of women
who have been troubled with displace-
ments, Inflammation, liberation, turnors.
Irregularities, periodic pains, backache,
that bearing down feeling, indigestion,
and nervous prostration, after all other
means have failed. Why don't you try
it? Lydia e. Pinkham Medicine Co.
Lynn, Mass
Wood County reporter. [volume] (Grand Rapids [i.e. Wisconsin Rapids], Wis.) 1857-1923, 1914-07-02
Was TAKING No Chances.

The proprietor of the gents furnish
ing emporium always ate in the quick
lunch establishment next door, but
the owner of the latter had a griev,
ance.
Il put out many signs complained
he. Il advertise lamb stew, beef hash.
roast giblets. I watch you many times.
Always you take something else"
Il guess that's So"
why is this?"
well, l figure it this way" ex-
planned the haberdasher Whenever
l hang out sign it's for something l
want to get rid of. "-Lippincott's.
Wood County reporter. [volume] (Grand Rapids [i.e. Wisconsin Rapids], Wis.) 1857-1923, 1914-07-02
A Constant Fear.

Didn't you say Tewkesbury enjoyed
a large income?"
NO. 1 said he had a large in
come"
What's the difference?"
In Tewkesbury's case there is
great deal of difference. He has germ
iphobia and is incapable of enjoying
anything"
Wood County reporter. [volume] (Grand Rapids [i.e. Wisconsin Rapids], Wis.) 1857-1923, 1914-07-02
Peculiar Furnishing of Birds Nest.

A golfer who was playing over the
st. Neots (Huntingdonshire, England
links the other day hit his ball into
a hedge, and after searching for it
some time without success, observed
a birds nest. From curiosity more
than with any expectation of finding
his ball there he looked into the nest
and found not only his own ball, but
three others as well.
Wood County reporter. [volume] (Grand Rapids [i.e. Wisconsin Rapids], Wis.) 1857-1923, 1914-07-02
CAPTIVE GORILLA is HAPPY
She Smiles and Laughs and Likes to
Be TickIed-Has Very Bad
Manners.

New York.-After a twc-year search
IN the wilds of East Africa, the New
York geological expedition, headed by
r. L. Garner of Philadelphia, has cap
tured a large female gorilla, said to be
she finest specimen of the race ever
seen.
The animal will be brought to New
Wood County reporter. [volume] (Grand Rapids [i.e. Wisconsin Rapids], Wis.) 1857-1923, 1914-07-02
Must Have Been.

Says Mr. Filson Young in the Pail
Mall Gazette: Il began yesterday by
swimming in a sunlit sea. continued ii
by motoring through a hundred miles
of lilac and gorse, and ended it lis.
tening to the most perfect concert
program at Queens hall that l have
ever heard. Was 1t not a
happy day?" The answer, Filson, is
in the affirmative, Mr.. Punch remarks
Wood County reporter. [volume] (Grand Rapids [i.e. Wisconsin Rapids], Wis.) 1857-1923, 1914-07-02
BIG GANDER KILLS A BABY
Parent Bird Ansered by innocent
childfs Approach to Goslings,
Viciousty Attacks 1t.

Greensburg. Pa.-Angered by a
crowd of children, who were approach
Ing his Cabling family, big gander
viciously attacked William, the twenty
months-old son of Martin Yockel of
Claridge and inflicted injuries SO Sc
ere that the child died in a short
inc
Wood County reporter. [volume] (Grand Rapids [i.e. Wisconsin Rapids], Wis.) 1857-1923, 1914-07-02

chuckles audibly, in a manner closely
verging on real laugh. and she seems
to enjoy being tickled'
Dinah, however, has very bad man
ners, according to her captor. She
eats in a rude fashion, and stuffs her
self like pig"
Wood County reporter. [volume] (Grand Rapids [i.e. Wisconsin Rapids], Wis.) 1857-1923, 1914-07-02
New Modern DaOeiuu

The leading Expert and Instructor in New York
Slty, writes; Dear Sir;-I have used ALIENS
the shoes for the past years 1t is blessing TO
an VINO are compelled to be their feet. / dance
Sikht or ten hours daily, and fud that ALIENS
FooT-EAsE keeps my feet cool takes the friction
from the SHOE prevents corns and Sore Aching feet
recommend it TO all my pupils
kSigned( & FLETCHER HALIAMORE
Sample FREE. Address Allen s. Olmsted. Ie Rov.SY
Wood County reporter. [volume] (Grand Rapids [i.e. Wisconsin Rapids], Wis.) 1857-1923, 1914-07-02
Our Marvellous Intelligence.

The wonderful intelligence of the
human being is such that, after thou
sands of years Of assembling together
gather in large concourses without
trampling or colliding with each other
fatally.
Wood County reporter. [volume] (Grand Rapids [i.e. Wisconsin Rapids], Wis.) 1857-1923, 1914-07-02

The baby was at play with some
other youngsters in the same yard
with the old gander and a mother
goose with her flock of young. The
gander showed fight at the playing
children, and the older ones, fright
ened at lis kissing, ran back, while
the little baby kept toddling toward
him. He viciously assailed the little
one.
Wood County reporter. [volume] (Grand Rapids [i.e. Wisconsin Rapids], Wis.) 1857-1923, 1914-07-02
Gum Arabic and Plaster of Paris

Into a thick solution of gum arabic
stir plaster of paris until the mixture
assumes the consistency of cream. Ap
ply with a brush to the broken edges
of china and join together. In three
days the article cannot be broken in
the same place. The whiteness of the
cement adds to its value.
Wood County reporter. [volume] (Grand Rapids [i.e. Wisconsin Rapids], Wis.) 1857-1923, 1914-07-02
The tlnnonnlar Sort

What kind OF a fellow is Ponson-
by?"
Very disappointing"
What do you mean?"
He approaches like the bearer of
glad tidings and ends by trying to
borrow money"
Wood County reporter. [volume] (Grand Rapids [i.e. Wisconsin Rapids], Wis.) 1857-1923, 1914-07-02
WOMEN CAN
HARDLY BELIEVE
How Mrs. Hurley Was Re,
stored to Health by Lydia
Z. Pinkhan's Vegetable
Compound.
Eldon, Mo. e was troubled with
displacement, inflammation and female

weakness For two
We ars I could not
stand on my feet
long at a time and |
could not walk two
blocks without en-
during cutting and
drawing pains down
my right side which
in ere a Sc d every
month. / have been
at that time purple
in the face and worIld
Wood County reporter. [volume] (Grand Rapids [i.e. Wisconsin Rapids], Wis.) 1857-1923, 1914-07-02
Bee May Cause Mans Death.

Boulder, Cola bee which few
down the throat of John Andrews, a
farmer, kept its sting going all the
way to the farmers storlach. An
drews may die of blood poisoning, his
physician saws
Wood County reporter. [volume] (Grand Rapids [i.e. Wisconsin Rapids], Wis.) 1857-1923, 1914-07-02
Inventor From the Hub.

PopI"
Yes, my SON."
who invented the bean-shooter
I'm not sure, my boy, but I pre-.
sume ii was some Boston man."
Wood County reporter. [volume] (Grand Rapids [i.e. Wisconsin Rapids], Wis.) 1857-1923, 1914-07-02
Good for the Animals.

a great many people come here
Sunday?" Yes" answered the keeper
in the zoo. And I'm so glad of it.
1t seems to sort of cheer the animals
up to see a crowd"
Wood County reporter. [volume] (Grand Rapids [i.e. Wisconsin Rapids], Wis.) 1857-1923, 1914-07-02
Wise.

Z don't want to brag about myself
I've done many foolish things in my
time, but I've been wise in one way"
whats that?"
q never had the idea that l could
paper a bedroom myself"
Wood County reporter. [volume] (Grand Rapids [i.e. Wisconsin Rapids], Wis.) 1857-1923, 1914-07-02
Miss Jane Adams on Jury.

Chicago.-Miss Jane Adams aati
five other women composed jury
which passed on the cases of rs al
legged insane women in the court for
the insane at the detention hospital.
Wood County reporter. [volume] (Grand Rapids [i.e. Wisconsin Rapids], Wis.) 1857-1923, 1914-07-02
shepherd Doc Led covote Pack

When the leader of a coyote pack
was killed recently in Sligo, Colo, it
was found to be shepherd collie dog
with a brass collar about it's neck
This explained partly the boldness of
the pack, which had often come up
into the very yards of the settlers.
Wood County reporter. [volume] (Grand Rapids [i.e. Wisconsin Rapids], Wis.) 1857-1923, 1914-07-02
Her Object.

Henry, where have you been?"
at would be a waste of time to tell
you, my dear You wouldn't believe
me-"
Perhaps not, but wish to estimate
from your manner of speaking the
number of drinks you have had"
Wood County reporter. [volume] (Grand Rapids [i.e. Wisconsin Rapids], Wis.) 1857-1923, 1914-07-02
Attend Dance in Aeronlane.

Hammondsport, n. Y.-Sixteen per-
Curtis flying boats because the roads
were impossible owing to recent
rains
Wood County reporter. [volume] (Grand Rapids [i.e. Wisconsin Rapids], Wis.) 1857-1923, 1914-07-02
Uncle Josh Saws.

Il never yit cd see why folks come
out frum tn city t tn farm t. make
SIGH tarnation fuss about tn beauty
Nv dandelions, cd yew?"
Wood County reporter. [volume] (Grand Rapids [i.e. Wisconsin Rapids], Wis.) 1857-1923, 1914-07-02
SEE Ole Cliff Fox.

Honesty is largely matter O. not
being found out. Ye can't call a man
q heavyweight jest because he's at tn
top-Iook at tn foam on beer. DE
troit Free Press.
Wood County reporter. [volume] (Grand Rapids [i.e. Wisconsin Rapids], Wis.) 1857-1923, 1914-07-02
Watch Your OnaIs.

The reason why opals are so often
lost from their settings is that they
expand with heat more than other pre-
cious stones, and consequently force
open the gold which holds them in
place.
Wood County reporter. [volume] (Grand Rapids [i.e. Wisconsin Rapids], Wis.) 1857-1923, 1914-07-02
Clocks and Time.

The punishment does sometimes fit
the crime. An individual who for
some months past specialized in thefts
OF clocks was last week given time
Punch.
Wood County reporter. [volume] (Grand Rapids [i.e. Wisconsin Rapids], Wis.) 1857-1923, 1914-07-02
q C1nrIo

Lodger-I thought you told me you
had electric light in the house?
Landlord Ito his wife)-Wife, where
is that pocket lantern somebody left
behind last year?-Fliegende Blaetter.
Wood County reporter. [volume] (Grand Rapids [i.e. Wisconsin Rapids], Wis.) 1857-1923, 1914-07-02
Wakens Something Akin.

To be able to appreciate anything
excellent reveals that something akin
to that excellence also dwells in our.
selves.-The Christian Register.
Wood County reporter. [volume] (Grand Rapids [i.e. Wisconsin Rapids], Wis.) 1857-1923, 1914-07-02

Don't avoid the man with a sunny
disposition Just because you hate to
be cast in the shade.
Wood County reporter. [volume] (Grand Rapids [i.e. Wisconsin Rapids], Wis.) 1857-1923, 1914-07-02

Fortune seldom knocks at the door
OF a loafer.
Wood County reporter. [volume] (Grand Rapids [i.e. Wisconsin Rapids], Wis.) 1857-1923, 1914-07-02

YOUR OWN DRUGGIST WILL TELL yoU
ITy Murine Eye Remedy for Red, Weak, Watery
Eyes and 6Fanulated Eyelids; No Sunarfins-
Just Eye Comfort Write for Book of the Rvs
by mail Free. Murine Eye Remedy Co. CHICAGO
Wood County reporter. [volume] (Grand Rapids [i.e. Wisconsin Rapids], Wis.) 1857-1923, 1914-07-02
q Special One.

Terrible storm last night"
THAT so? | didn't notice it."
81 guess you didn't come home late"
Wood County reporter. [volume] (Grand Rapids [i.e. Wisconsin Rapids], Wis.) 1857-1923, 1914-07-02

Is this institution of an eleemosy-
nary nature?"
No, il faint: it's a orphan asylum"
Wood County reporter. [volume] (Grand Rapids [i.e. Wisconsin Rapids], Wis.) 1857-1923, 1914-07-02

All the mean acts of his life are
quickly brought before a drowning
manor candidate for Office
Wood County reporter. [volume] (Grand Rapids [i.e. Wisconsin Rapids], Wis.) 1857-1923, 1914-07-02

Painful duties are best performed
by an understudy.
Wood County reporter. [volume] (Grand Rapids [i.e. Wisconsin Rapids], Wis.) 1857-1923, 1914-07-02

japanese Business Rivalry Felt.
Japanese shrimp-canning industry is
seriously rivaling that of Louisiana.
Wood County reporter. [volume] (Grand Rapids [i.e. Wisconsin Rapids], Wis.) 1857-1923, 1914-07-02

Though truth may lie at the bottom
of a well very few anglers go there to
fish.
Wood County reporter. [volume] (Grand Rapids [i.e. Wisconsin Rapids], Wis.) 1857-1923, 1914-07-02

The end of busy little bee is more
or less painful.
Wood County reporter. [volume] (Grand Rapids [i.e. Wisconsin Rapids], Wis.) 1857-1923, 1914-07-02
The Source

Heard the latest gossip"
Il guess so. I've just been talking
to the village postmaster
Wood County reporter. [volume] (Grand Rapids [i.e. Wisconsin Rapids], Wis.) 1857-1923, 1914-07-02

An electrical process for prevent
ing boilers corrodiag and scaling has
been patented in England.
Wood County reporter. [volume] (Grand Rapids [i.e. Wisconsin Rapids], Wis.) 1857-1923, 1914-07-02

Sillicus-"Just what is your idea OF
popular woman?" Cynicus-"The
one we never fall in love with"