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The Arvada enterprise., 1914-02-26
Bryan Gets Promise.

Washington.-A promise was re-
ceived by Secretary Bryan from Gen
eral Francisco Villa that the body of
William S. Benton, British subject,
would be eXhumed and turned over to
American officials for an examination
some time in the near future. Con-
sui Letcher reported his inability to
locate Gustav Bauch in Chihuahua, al
though General Villa has been quoted
as saying that Bauch was transferred
from Juarez to the Chihuahua jail.
The Arvada enterprise., 1914-02-26

They Do, Every Day
Your sins viii find you out"
They have nothing on my dunB."
Tensas gazette. [volume] (St. Joseph, La.) 1886-current, 1914-04-10
MAKING OVER OLD FRIENDS
Much Time Wasted In Effort 70 Do
Whist Probably No One Ever,
Really euecseded In. a..

Il remember how. once In my life.
/ wasted untold energy trying to
make over my dearest friends" writes
David Grayson In the American Maya
zine. There was Harriet, for exam
pie, dear, serious, practical Harriet. I
used to be fretted by the way she was
forever trying to clip my wings-I
suppose to keep me close to the quiet
and friendly and unadventurous roost!
We come by such q long road. some
times, to the acceptance Of our near
est friends for exactly what they are.
Because we are so fond of them we
try to make them over to suit some
curious ideal Of perfection Of our own
until one day we suddenly laugh
aloud at our own absurdity (knowing
that they are probably trying a. hard
to reconstruct US as we are to recon
struct themD and therefore we try NO
more to change them, we just love EN-
and enjoy 'ein!"
Tensas gazette. [volume] (St. Joseph, La.) 1886-current, 1914-04-10
MADE GOOD DANCING MUSIC
Cornwall Party Had Reasons for Do
string Further Rendering OF
swatch on the Rhine"

The following story comes from
Germany, and pretends to recite facts
only facts. Diagonally across the
street from my lodging. says the teller
Of 1t. there il Q restaurant. which has
two dining-rooms set side by side'
both very much freQuented of q Sun
day evening. One room IL the chos'
en- resort of the Society for the En-
couragement of Patriotic Music. The
other room IL used by the Candymak'
ers' Social club. Last Sunday the
musical society gave . concert In its
room. while the confectioners had .
ladies' evening in theirs. Naturally
the patriotic musicians rendered. the
Watch on the Rhine"-without the
least suspicion that in the next room
the gentlemen confectioners and their
ladies were dancing to the music thus
provided gratis.
When the patriots had done THE
Watch on the Rhine" twice over to
their entire satisfaction there was q
pause. Then the door-the door lead
ing into the next room-popped open
and one of the confectioners-an en-
thusiastic dancer-poked in his head.
PLAY that bully two-step once
again for us. please" he cried.-New
York Saturday Post
Tensas gazette. [volume] (St. Joseph, La.) 1886-current, 1914-04-10
Eats Freely But
Has No Dyspepsia
A Lltfis Pepsin n q Md L0no-
doe Promptly Corrscted
q Bod kndlgesfion.

q 600 kJS01GeSfb00.
Fortunate II the one who can eat
anything" without suffering the tor
lures Of dyspepsia. but - few are 20
fortunate. care should be taken In the
matter Of diet. Eating slowly, masti-
eating the food thoroughly and taking
short walk after the heavy meal Of
the day win do much towards assisting
digestion. Any grown-up person ought
to know the peculiar foods that do not
agree, and these should Be avoided.
When these common-sense aids fail.
the next thing to do ID to take . mild
digestive tonic with LAXATIVE proper.
ties. and there 10 none better than Dr..
Caldwell's Syrup Pepsin. It contains
the greatest of all aids to digestion.
good pepsin. II has other ingredients
that act mildly on the bowels. which
together form . combination for the
relief Of dyspepsia or indigestion that
u unsurpassed.
tt action 10 to tone and strengthen
the stomach and bowel muscles 20
that they can again do their work nat
urally without outside aid. and when
that happy moment comes al medi.
cine can be dispensed with. It 10 the
best remedy obtainable for any dis
order Of the stomach. liver and bow
els. for dyspepsia, constipation. bilious
ness. headaches. drowsiness after eat
ing. gas on the stomach. etc. Thou
sands Of users viii testify TO this.
among them Mr.. J. w. 0oucher. Sites.
Idaho. who for several years had al
Tensas gazette. [volume] (St. Joseph, La.) 1886-current, 1914-04-10
MEAT CLOGS KIDNEYS
THEN YOUR BACK HURTS
Take q Glass Of ealts 10 Flush Kid.
neys ~ Bladder Dothers You-
Drink Lots OF Water.

No man or woman who eats meat
regularly can make mistake BY flush
ing the kidneys occasionally. says Z
well-known authority. Meat forms
uric acid which excites the kidneys.
they become overworked nom the
strain, get sluggish and fail to hltsr
the waste and poisons from the blood.
then We get sick. Nearly Ill rheu-
matism. headaches, liver trouble. mar
vousness, dixxiness, sleepiessness and
urinary disorders come from slngyish
Kidneys.
The moment you feel duh ache In
the Kidneys or your hack hurts or II
the urine IL cloudy, offensive. full Of
sediment, irregular Of passage or ct
tended by . sensation Of scalding. stop
eating meat and get about four ounces
Of Jad Salts from any pharmacy; take
. tablespoonful in . glass Of water
before breakfast and in . few diys
your kidneys WIN oct nne This -
nous salts 10 made from the acid oi
grapes and lemon Juice. combined
with lithia. and has been used fol
generations to fush and stimulate the
kidneys. also 10 neutralise the acids
In urine 20 It no longer causes irrita-
ton. thus ending bladder weakness.
Jad Salts II inexpensive and cannot
injure: makes . delightful efIerves'
cent lithiswater drink which everyone
should take now and then to keep the
kidneys clean and active and the blood
pure, thereby avoiding serious kidney
complications.-Adv.
Tensas gazette. [volume] (St. Joseph, La.) 1886-current, 1914-04-10
Too InSioniHcant.

Young Mr.. Ellis was very much In
love, and one evening he determined
to ask the momentous question.
1T occurs to me, Agnes" he be-
gan, that In the relations which will
some days exist between US the
thought of-er-money might assume
undue proportions. should hate to
think that any discussion as to my
salary would give rise to any painful
scenes"
Believe me. Alan" said the girl,
that never. under any circum-
stances. would allow such q. little
thing as that to come between u.s.
illustrated Sunday Magazine.
Tensas gazette. [volume] (St. Joseph, La.) 1886-current, 1914-04-10

the worst symptoms Of chronic dyspeD'
sia. Since taking Dr.. Caldwell's
Syrup Pepsin these have al gone. and
although Mr.. Goucher says he u g.
he does not look more than 40.
Syrup Pepsin II sure In its results.
and vast Improvement over chewing
or swallowing tablets and mints. or
taking cathartics. salts. ETC.. all Of
which are harsh and nauseous and At
best do but temporary good. You can
obtain Syrup Pepsin at any drug store
for nifty cents or one dollar . bottle
Results are always guaranteed Or
money viii be refunded.
Families Wishing to try . free sam
pie bottle can obtain 1t postpaid by adj
dressing DR.. w. B. Caldwell. 203 Wash.
inston st.. Monticello. I'll. A postal
card with your name and address on it
will do.
Tensas gazette. [volume] (St. Joseph, La.) 1886-current, 1914-04-10
LESSON IN FARM MARKETING
How One Producer Raised the Price
and Made . Sale, Which His
T.. Competitor Lost

Two farm wagons stood in q public
market, both loaded with bags OF 20
tatoes. A woman stopped before the
first
How much are potatoes today?
abe asked.
Ninety cents . bushel." said the
owner.
"Oh, my" exclaimed the woman.
THAT seems high; l paid only 80
cents for the last"
"'Taters've gone up" said the
grower indifferently. and the woman
went over to the second wagon and
asked the same question. The own
er's manner was in marked contrast.
These are the best potatoes In the
market, ma'am," he said. Let me
show them to you and tell you why.
In the first place. raise the kind with
small eyes, % there'll be no waste In
peeling-potatoes are too high now
adays to peel away. Then I sort them
by sizes. In each bag you'll .fnd q
large size for boiling, frying, and fancy
shapes and a medium size for baking.
The baking size cooks quickly, all
done at the same time. and saves coal
or gas, whichever you use. We wash
all our potatoes clean at home. too.
You could put one of these bags into
your parlor and not soil the carpet.
and you don't have to pay me for any
dirt. I'm getting 81 bushel for
them"
He sold her three bass.-Country
Gentleman.
Tensas gazette. [volume] (St. Joseph, La.) 1886-current, 1914-04-10

Circular saws made Of paper. for
use In making veneer and fine fur
niture. are being turned out in fac
tory In England. Thin plates of wood
cut by these saws are 90 finely fin-
ished that cabinet makers do not
have to plane them at all before they
are used.
Such saws were originally shown
at an English exposition and were
driven by an electric motor. They
are manufactured from compressed
drawing paper. Indeed. compressed
drawing paper Of such hardness has
been made in England that 1t has
even been used in place Of building
stone.
Experiments in the manufacture of
car wheels from compressed paper
have been made in America for q
number of years. but the product has
never competed seriously with the
ordinary steel wheels. II 10 only In
the production Of certain articles, a.
the veneer saw. that any advantage
IL found.
Tensas gazette. [volume] (St. Joseph, La.) 1886-current, 1914-04-10
AS A SENSIBLE PROPOSITION
0amssl Put Question Of Little Nap or
silly Talk Up 70 Her Eseort,
and u Was Q &C.,"


He was taking her home from the
theater. The car was crowded. but
they had obtained seat together. and
they were In each others exclusive
company for IS minutes.
Are you thinking Of going away
this SUMMER" said he. trying to CON
ceal . yawn.
Il guess 60" she answered. making
. lady-like motion with her mum.
Il went away last summer" he con.
tinued. several blocks later. Did
your"
Il think We did," she sold. Say,
may ask you something?"
Anything"
Nov. listen. I'm having Just -
hard time to stay awake ~ you are.
II you'll Just shut up until We get 70
my street. can have Q nice little nap.
So can you. And you'll like mo q lot
better than II we'd Try to converse.
and I'd fairly love you. And maybe
I'd invite you out to call. Ii It . go!'
Angel! It is!" 1t was with din
Guilty that he kept from embracing her
Girls like that are 20 rare. Later
they lived happily ever after.
Tensas gazette. [volume] (St. Joseph, La.) 1886-current, 1914-04-10

A wellknown railroad president
once took occasion to visit = small
town to enjoy the excellent fishing
nearby. He carefully concealed his
identity. and was consequently
snubbed BY . leading citizen" with
whom he attempted to strike mp Q
conversation on the banks of the
stream. When leaving he secured the
services Of an aged black to carry
his things from the hotel TO the depot
There the departing visitor caught
sight Of the man VINO had given him
the cold shoulder. Poor Smith," be
said. smiling amusedly. Suffering
from an aggravated attack Of ego
tism." Dat sol" said Uncle Silas. In
surprise. following his gaze. He
done lived heah more'n twenty yeahs
an All nevah knowed afore dat he
wpz ailin'."
Tensas gazette. [volume] (St. Joseph, La.) 1886-current, 1914-04-10

Not least among trees which have
become celebrated are two giant trees
at Canosa, near Ragusa, that pearl
of the Adriatic." Within three hours
walk Of Ragusa, on an elevation
above the tidelees sea, lies the IA
nous garden of Count Gozze. From
q primitive landing place a path leads
up between olives and pomegranates.
myrtles and oleanders to the level
spot where the two colossal trees
have stood from time immemorial.
The effect Of the larger tree upon q
spectator standing beneath it is posi-
lively overwhelming. 1t takes twenty
Eve PAGES merely to walk closely
round the trunk. while the spreading
branches reach horizontally for from
thirty to forty PAGES, and then bend
upward and fork. A good-sized pub
lie meeting could be held in the shade
of either of these immense trees
Wide World Magazine.
Tensas gazette. [volume] (St. Joseph, La.) 1886-current, 1914-04-10
Sherlock Holmes on Love.

Doctor Watson has just told Sher.
lock Holmes of his impending mar.
rage, and having received the great
detectives good wishes, he says.
Thank you. Holmes! Some Of these
days, hope. I shall be congratulate.
ing you!"
i. Holmes-No marriage without love,
Watson!
WatsonDThen. why not love!
Holmes-Absurd. Watson! Absurd!
I am not for love, nor love for me-!
It would disturb my reason-unbal.
ance my faculties! Love 10 like Q
fiaw In the crystal. sand in the clock.
work. iron near the magnet! No:
No! l have other work in the world!
Prom The Specified Bsnd."
Tensas gazette. [volume] (St. Joseph, La.) 1886-current, 1914-04-10

Mr.. H" was In the habit Of stop.
ping at a quiet, conservative hotel dur
ing the frequent absences Of his fam.
lily. On one Of these occasions he
observed during dinner that the wait
or when serving the coffee produced
the coffee spoon from his waistcoat
pocket.
Mr.. H did not use the spoon.
Instead, he sent for the head waiter
and told him what he had seen. That
individual blandly and gratefully a.
sured him:
''Oh, that's all right, Mr.. H.
They're all searched before they leave
the house, you know"
Tensas gazette. [volume] (St. Joseph, La.) 1886-current, 1914-04-10

Have you any pig iron?" asked the
caller.
What are you talking about?
asked the druggist: this 10 an apothe-
cary shop"
Il know It; bat don't you sell iron
fSf the blood? One Of my pigs 10 trou-
bled with bad blood"
Tensas gazette. [volume] (St. Joseph, La.) 1886-current, 1914-04-10

Il cannot imagine" said the fair
maid to her nervous visitor, why you
are SO uneasy"
And yet" murmured the caller.
with his eye ON the door. the case
10 q parent"
Tensas gazette. [volume] (St. Joseph, La.) 1886-current, 1914-04-10
THE BEST TREATMENT FOR
ITCHING SCALPS, DANDRUFF
AND FALLING HAIR

To allay itching and irritation Of the
scalp. prevent dry, thin and falling
hair, remove crusts, scales and dan
druff, and promote the growth and
beauty Of the hair. the following spe-
cial treatment Is most effective. agree.
able and economical On retiring.
comb the hair out straight all around.
then begin at the side and make .
parting, gently rubbing Cuticura ONT
ment into the parting with . bit Of
soft flannel held over the end Of the
finger. Anoint additional partings
about half an inch apart until the
whole scalp has been treated. the pur.
pose being to get the Cuticura ONT
ment on the scalp>skin rather than on
the hair. It 10 wen to place q light
covering over the hair to protect the
pillow from possible stain. The next
morning. shampoo with Cuticura Soap
and hot water. shampoos alone may
be used a. often ~ agreeable, but
once or twice Q month IL generally
sufficient for this special treatment
for women's hair.
Cuticura Soap and Ointment sold
throughout the world. Sample Of each
free, with SIP. Skin Book. Address post
card 'Cuticura, Dept 1. Boston. ADV.
Tensas gazette. [volume] (St. Joseph, La.) 1886-current, 1914-04-10
Accounted For.

1T seems strange to me that 20
many operations are said now to be
absolutely necessary"
"Of course they are. Don't doctors
have to live?"
Tensas gazette. [volume] (St. Joseph, La.) 1886-current, 1914-04-10
His Specialtv.

Cupid is no doctor Of philosophy. q
Perhaps not, but he can take in
in relating a recent experience. AN !
Tensas gazette. [volume] (St. Joseph, La.) 1886-current, 1914-04-10
Explanatloa.

The Fair Purchaser-Your eggs are
al very small today. Mr.. Jones.
Mr.. Jones-Yes'm. they are. but
am sure ! don't know the reason.
The Fair Purchaser-Oh, expect
you took them out OF the nests too
soon"
Tensas gazette. [volume] (St. Joseph, La.) 1886-current, 1914-04-10

This journalist who wants to see
you"
Il refuse to b interviewed" ex-
claimed Senator Sorghum. The last
bunch Of anecdotes he thought up and
attached my name to weren't anything
NE up TO standard"
Tensas gazette. [volume] (St. Joseph, La.) 1886-current, 1914-04-10

DR.. Pierce's Pellets, small, sugar-coated,
easy to take as candy, regulate and invig-
crate stomach, liver and bowels and cure
constipation. Adv.
Tensas gazette. [volume] (St. Joseph, La.) 1886-current, 1914-04-10

Putnam Fadeless Dyes color in coli
water. Adv. .s
Tensas gazette. [volume] (St. Joseph, La.) 1886-current, 1914-04-10

Suitable Locality.
Where did you get that namecol-
ored suitr
AT q fre SALE"
Tensas gazette. [volume] (St. Joseph, La.) 1886-current, 1914-04-10

THE JOY OF DANCING EXERCISE.
- assured 70 those who use Aliens Foot Haso,
teo antiseptc powder 70 BE- shaken into the shoes.
prevents sorenees and aching. 1900 Testimonials.
FHbn trial packase address Allen g. Olmsted
Tensas gazette. [volume] (St. Joseph, La.) 1886-current, 1914-04-10

The woman who MARKS for money
earns q lot moro than she gsks.
Tensas gazette. [volume] (St. Joseph, La.) 1886-current, 1914-04-10
Sure.

Gabe-Young Rounder IL . shiftless
guy. He can't keep thing.
Steve-Oh, he's always there when
It comes to keeping late hours.
Tensas gazette. [volume] (St. Joseph, La.) 1886-current, 1914-04-10

Hardwood sawdust, dried and ster.
ilized by intense heat. 10 coming into
use in Germany for dressing wounds.
Tensas gazette. [volume] (St. Joseph, La.) 1886-current, 1914-04-10
Quite 90

There's nothing to order here but
soft drinks"
Isn't that hard luck?
Tensas gazette. [volume] (St. Joseph, La.) 1886-current, 1914-04-10

Red Gross Ball Blue. an blue. best bluina
value in the whole world. makes the laun
dress smile. Adv.
Tensas gazette. [volume] (St. Joseph, La.) 1886-current, 1914-04-10

A food for sore lungs. Deans Nentholated
Cough Drops. Cure coughs, by relieving
the soreness-6c ct Drug Stores.
Tensas gazette. [volume] (St. Joseph, La.) 1886-current, 1914-04-10

Many . woman wants to wear her
clothes well who doesn't wear wen
herself.
Tensas gazette. [volume] (St. Joseph, La.) 1886-current, 1914-04-10

Keep your advice to yourself and
your friends win I've to thank youI
for Il.
Tensas gazette. [volume] (St. Joseph, La.) 1886-current, 1914-04-10

MY hat blowed on" said Margie.
in relating q recent experience. AN
toned TEAR home wiz my head bare
footed"
Tensas gazette. [volume] (St. Joseph, La.) 1886-current, 1914-04-10
only Ono ..BRoM0 QUrNINE"

To get the genuine. call for fall name. LAxA-
TIVE BROMO QUININB. Look for signature OF
z. w. GROVE. Cures Cold In One Day. Csc.
Tensas gazette. [volume] (St. Joseph, La.) 1886-current, 1914-04-10

I'm infancy we cut teeth"
"Well?"
In age. teeth cut w."
Tensas gazette. [volume] (St. Joseph, La.) 1886-current, 1914-04-10
INDIGESTION, GAS
OR BAD STOMACH
Time It! Pape's Diapepsin ends
all Stomach misery in five :.
minutes.

taste rood. but work badly: Torment
into stubborn Jumps and cause q sick,
sour. gassy stomachf Now. Mr.. or
Mrs. Dyspeptic. lot this down: Pape's
Diapepsin digests everything. leaving
nothing to sour and upset you. There
never was anything 20 safely quick, %
certainly effective. No difference how
badly your stomach II disordersd you
win get happy relief In I'VE minutes.
but what pleases you most II that Il
STRENGTHENS and regulates your stom-
ach no you can eat your fsvorits foods
vitbouf fear
Tensas gazette. [volume] (St. Joseph, La.) 1886-current, 1914-04-10
OF INTEREST
TO MASONS
SPRING REUNION
SCOTTISH RITE BODIES
On April 2o-21-22 Albert Pike consis.
tory Of Little Rock, Ark, Will Con-
fer Degree From 4 10 a..

The Scottish Rite Bodies Of the Val
ley Of Little Rock vii! hold their
spring reunion In Little Rock. Ark,
April 20-21-22. 1914.
Degrees from the fourth to the thir.
ty-second will be conferred ON Q large
class Of candidates.
It II the idea Of the body to make
this q great event for the Masons In
this jurisdiction. All Master Masons
In the state Of Arkansas are eligible to
petition for these degrees. but in order
to become members Of the class 1t the
coming reunion, II VIII b necessary
to have petitions In the hands Of John
B. Cowpland. secretary. at the earliest
moment possible.
NOTE-Scottish Rite Masons Do
string further information, or petitions
for the use Of Master Masons. win be
promptly supplied by writing to John
B. Cowpland. secretary, Albert Pike
Consistory. Eighth and Scott streets.
Little Rock, Ark-Adv.
The weekly times-record. (Valley City, N.D.) 1912-1922, 1914-10-22

this state. Should any amendment or
amendments proposed by initiative pc
tition and receiving a majority Of all
the votes cast at the general election
as herein provided, but failing to re.
ceive approval by the following legis-
lative assembly to which it has been
referred, such amendment or amend
ments shall again be submitted to the
people at the next general election for
their approval or rejection as at the
previous general election. Should
such amendment or amendments re.
ceive the majority Of all the legal
votes cast at such succeeding general
election such amendment or amend.
ments at once become a part Of the
constitution Of this state. Any amend.
ment or amendments proposed by I'M
tiative petition and failing Of adopt.
ton as herein provided, shall not be
again considered until the expiration
Of six years.
The weekly times-record. (Valley City, N.D.) 1912-1922, 1914-10-22

Shall Section 1856 Of Article IL Of the
constitution Of the State of North Da
kota be amended to read as follows:
Section 1856. Neither the state MOI
any county, city, township, town
school district or any other political
subdivision shall loan or give its ere.
dit or make donations to or in aid OF
any individual, association or corpora.
ton, except for necessary support OF
the poor, nor subscribe to or become
the owner of 10 capital stock Of any
association or corporation, nor shall
the state engage in any work of inter.
nal improvement unless authorized by
two-thirds vote Of the people. Pro.
vided, that the state may appropriate
money in the treasury or to be there.
after raised by taxation for the con.
struction or improvement of public
highways.
The weekly times-record. (Valley City, N.D.) 1912-1922, 1914-10-22

Shall Section 176 and l79 Of the.
Constitution of the State Of North Da-.
kota be amended to read as follows:
Section 176. Taxes shall be uni.
form upon the same class Of property.
including franchises within the terri
torial limits of the authority levying.
the tax, and shall be levied and col
lected for public purposes only, but
the property of the United States. and
of the state, county and municipal COR
porations, shall be exempt from taxa
ton; and the legislative assembly
shall by general law exempt from
taxation property used exclusively for
school, religious, cemetery, charitable
or other public purposes, and personal
property to any amount not exceeding
in value two hundred dollars for each:
individual liable to taxation; provided
that all taxes and exemptions in force
when this amendment is adopted saalE;
remain in force, in the same manner
and to the same extent, until ether
wise provided by statute.
Section 179. All taxable property,
except as hereinafter in this section
provided, shall be assessed in the
county, city, township, village or dis
trict in which it is situated, in the,
manner prescribed by law. The prop
erty, including franchises of all rail-.
roads operated in this state, and of ALI
express companies, freight line COM
panies, dining car companies, sleeping:
car companies, car equipment COM
ranies, or private car line companies,
telegraph or telephone companies or
corporations operating in this state
and used directly or indirectly in the.
carrying of persons, property, or mes
sages, shall be assessed by the state
board Of equalization in a manner pre-
scribed by stuch state board or
commission as may be pro-
vided by law. But should any railroad
allow any portion Of its railway to be
used for any purpose other than the
operation Of railroad thereon such
portion of it's roadway, while so used
shall be assessed in the manner pro-
vided for the assessment of other rear
property.