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The day book. [volume] (Chicago, Ill.) 1911-1917, 1914-03-31
FUNKHoUsER sHoRN OF POWER

Second Deputy Funkhouser's re-
ports to me in the past have been of
absolutely no value, for the report
of the Committee of Fifteen usually
anticipated what was contained in his
report, and Major Funkhouser will
in the future make no arrests. All he
will do is report to me-
The foregoing was statement is
sued by Chief Gleason this morning,
when he announced that the women
policemen in the future will be as
signed to different stations instead of
to Major Funkhouser's squad.
The women will be stationed at
railway stations. They will also cover
dance halls in their districts.
The day book. [volume] (Chicago, Ill.) 1911-1917, 1914-03-31
BIG SIEGEL sToREsWILL BE
RE-OPENED BY NEW COMPANY

New York, March 31.-Last equity
arrangement for disposal of the Hen
ry Siegel & Ce.1assets was made yes
terday. 1t was the saie>to creditors
organization of the Simpson raw-
ford Co. and its delivery system, the
Merchants Express Co., which means
that the big store will be re-opened.
The most important phase of the
final plan was a compromise of the
claims of the depositors of Henry
Siegel & Co., bankers, against the
Simpson Crawford store, the Four
teenth street store and the Boston
Siegel bank. By it $325,000 in cash
will be paid within a week to Henry
Melville, receiver CT the bank, and an
initial dividend, probably of 10 per
csnt, soon will be paid to depositors.
The day book. [volume] (Chicago, Ill.) 1911-1917, 1914-03-31
CRUEL

''You needn't speak to me for 9
month"; she said icily.
Then you expect to be thraush
talking by that timer" he asked
The day book. [volume] (Chicago, Ill.) 1911-1917, 1914-03-31
WEATHER FORECAsT

Unsettled weather tonight and.
Wednesday, probably showers rot
much change in temperature. Tenn
perature Menday-Highest, 40 low
est, 81.
The day book. [volume] (Chicago, Ill.) 1911-1917, 1914-03-31
THAT tFISH WIGGLE
BY Jim Nance.

BY Jim Nance.
Oh mercy, folks, the latest dansS
Twill really make you giggle.
In New York town, where it was
foun',
They call it the Fish Wiggle.
Now, even if had the chance.
| do not think I'd look.
The Fish Wiggle" sounds queer 70
me.
IlI'bet twill get the hook.
P; SAN right professor, let Ter
rip"
News and citizen. [volume] (Morrisville, Vt. ;) 1881-current, 1914-09-02
RECORD OF THE PAST
No Stronger Evidence Can Be
Had IN Morrisviile

Look we'll to their record What they
have done many times in years gone by
is the best guarantee of future results.
Anyone with bad back; any reader
suffering from urinary troubles, from
kidney ills, should find comforting words
in the following statement.
Mrs. A. Ainsworth, p. o. Box 29S, Ma
pie St, Morrisville, says: II suffered for
years from pains in the small of my hack
and had other symptoms of kidney
complaint. Headaches and dizzy spells
occurred almost daily. Often 1 was in
such bad shape that could not do any
thing. When L learned of Doan's Kid
ney Pills, decided to give them a trial
and procured a supply at Cheney's Drug
Store. They helped me from the first
and l continued using them until the
trouble went away. 1 now feel better
than have in years"
Price so cents at all dealers. Don't
simply ask for a kidney remedy-get
Doan's Kidney Pills = the same Mrs
Ainsworth had. Foster Milburn Co.
Props, Buffalo, n. Y. Adv.
News and citizen. [volume] (Morrisville, Vt. ;) 1881-current, 1914-09-02
The GovernOrship

Writing about the Goyernorship thi:
year is like romantic novel, printed as
a serial, in every chapter new memb Der
of the cast is left in jeopardy and one
longs for the next to find out how it
comes out. The Rutland Herald an
nounces that Mr.. Gates says he is not
and has not been a candidate for Gov
ern0r, and that he desires to serve out
his term as Road Commissioner. 1t will
be noted, however, that Mr.. Gates has
not refused to take the nomination if it
is offered him. SO thsre is still posi-
bility that the nomination will be ten
dered to him and that he will accept il.
An entirely new light is hanging low
on the western horizon, Max L. Powell
of Burlington. He announced to party
of Burlington friends that he would serve
as a candidate if they wished it. Mr..
Powell is a very successful man in getting
what he wants, but it would hardly seem
probable his candidacy will grow to seri-
GUS proportions at this late date.
One thing is sure, there has not been a
within the writer's memory
when there was so little solicitation on
the part of aspirants as this year. The
people certainly can say, if they will,
who the man shall be. Ii we were to haz-
ard a guess today, we should predict that
either Gates or Fleetwood will be the Re-
public n nominee. -CaledOpia
News and citizen. [volume] (Morrisville, Vt. ;) 1881-current, 1914-09-02
FERTILIZERS for FALL SEED
ING and TOP DRESSING

Many farmers are finding it to their
advantage to seed down in the fall, claim
ing that by so doing they are apt to get a
much better "catch" than they do when
they follow the usual practice and seed
down in the spring.
The same is true regarding top-drsssing
grass la1A. Some of the most progressive
Jarn.e put on top-dressing Immediately
afte hsying, with perhaps a small appli-
cation of nitrate of soda the following
spring.
Ii you will send your name and P. o.
address to Carroll S. Page, Hyde Park,
VT, he will send you free, postpaid, sew
eral formulas for mixing fertilizers espec-
tally adapted to top-dressing and fall
seeding, together with prices of ingredi-
ents, full directions for mixing. etc.
These formulas have been approved by
the Vermont Experiment Station and
will be found thoroughly reliable.
News and citizen. [volume] (Morrisville, Vt. ;) 1881-current, 1914-09-02
EDEN
Deferred J

The ball game Saturday resulted in a
score of 9 to IS in favor of South Troy.
Mr.. and Mrs. jay Fogg are spending
the week with relatives in Burlington.
Mr. and Mrs. N. B. Mower have re-
turned from visit with friends in Stowe.
Curtis Harrington is still very sick.
Mr.. Tinker of Morrisvlle is caring for
him.
Miss Rhoda Adams went to the hos.
pital in Burlington Monday, accompa-
MED by her father and DR.. Leach.
Miss Faith Delano and Mrs. Myra
Gould were visitors at B. B. Blake's,
Tuesday and Wednesday of last week.
Mr.. and Mrs. Washburn Smith of Es-
sex Junction visited w. s. Newcomb
and wife at their farm near South Pond,
recently.
William Emery and wife and George
Lapnher and wife attended the reunion
OF Company D, Fifth Vermont Volun-
teers, at MorrisYille.
Mr.. and Mrs. Il. w. Shattuck are tax
ing a Western trip, visiting friends in
Minnesota and other points. They ex.
pect to be absent about month. Geo.
Chase is helping in the store.
Several from town attended the Fair
at Barton last week. Among them were
Mr.. and Mrs. Maxfeld. Mr.. and Mrs.
Bert Stearns, Roy Shattuck and Charles
Parkhurst. All report good fair and
fine time.
Mr.. and Mrs. Dana Bryant and daugh-
ter, Doris of Worcester, Mass, visited
bis old home and friends last week. His
boyhood days were spent on the farm
now occupied by ar. Earle in the west
part of the town.
The youngest son, Stanley, 20 months
old, of Mr.. and Mrs. Ralph Parsons, died
Saturday of Indigestion. The funeral
was held Monday at 10 o'clock. Rev.
Paul Elliot officiating, with intermept at
Morristown. Mr.. and Mrs. Parsons have
the sympathy of the community.
The Old Home Day celebration vas
much enjoyed by all who attended IN
spite of the rain. The North Troy hand
excellent music. The sDeecbes
we're by Rev. W. I. Best aud Clement
4. Smith of Morrisville and Rev. Paul
elliott. were timely and Interesting and
listened to with good attention, aud the
olos were. very pleasing. The ball game
'royed to be good one. The score was 4
Q 10 in favor OF the North hyde Park
cam.
News and citizen. [volume] (Morrisville, Vt. ;) 1881-current, 1914-09-02
LIFE INSURANCE COMPANIES
They Are Closely Observing
Public Health Conditions

| An examining physician for one of the
prominent Life Insurance Companies, in
an interview on the subject. made the as
tonishing statement that one reason why
so many applicants for insurance are re-
jected is because kidney trouble is so
common to the American people, and the
large majority of those whose applica-
tons are declined do not even suspect
that they have the disease.
According to this il would seem that
medicine for the kidneys, possessing real
healing and curative properties, would
be blessing to thousands.
Dr. Kilmer & Co., Binghamton, N. T.,
who prepare DR.. Klmer's Swamp Root,
the well known kidney, liver md bladder
remedy claim that judging from evil
dence received from druggists every
where, who are constantly in touch with
their customers, and also indisputable
proof in the form of grateful testimonial
letters from thousands of reliable citi-
zens, this preparation is remarkably sue
CGsolul III SlCkUcSS CduS6G ny hluDey auG
bladder troubles. Every interesting state
ment they receive regarding Swamp Root
is investigated and no testimonial is pub
lished unless the party who sends it is
reported of good character. They have
on file many sworn statements of TecOV-
cries in the most distressing cases. They
state that DR.. Kilmer's Swamp-Root is
mild and gentle in its action and its heal
ing influence is soon noticed in most
cases.
Swamp-Root is purely an herbal com
pound and DR.. Kilmer & Co. advise all
readers who feel in need of such RENE
dy to give it n trial. 1t is on sale at all
drug stores in bottles of two sizAs-50c
and 81 co. However, if you wish first 10
test this great preparation send ten cents
to DR.. Kilmer & Co, BInghamton, N. Y,
for a sample bottle. When writing be
sure and mention the MorrsVille Weekly
News and Citizen. adv.
News and citizen. [volume] (Morrisville, Vt. ;) 1881-current, 1914-09-02
Fifty-Firsi SemiAnnual Statement OF The
.LAN0|uE COUNTY SAVINGS BANK
AND TRUST COMPANY
HYDE PARK, VERMONT
RESOURCES

There is for everyhing plants don't grow with
out moisture and heat-Savngs Banks don't grow without
public confidence.
1t is most remarkable statement and yet we believe is
true. that THIS BANK is THE LARGEST BANK in any
village Of its size in the world.
The claim not made for the Hyde Park Bank that IS
better than any other Bank That isn't necessary All of the
Lanoie County Banks good; but Lamoc County may
well take pride IN the fact that within her borders Bank
which Is entitled to the unique distinction above named
The painstaking which has enabled this Bank
to make its phenomenal growth the past will be exercised in
the future "SAFETY FIRST will be its guiding principle
always.
Pays Four Per Cent? compounds seni-annua1ly pays
ali taxes and takes Of every financial which
it for financial aid in this section Of Vermont.
Because does these things asks the patronage, conf
dence, support and goodwill of Vermoners everywhere gen.
era but Of Lamole County in particular Every accomoda
ton consistent with safe banking is always the service Of
Verrnonters at this Bank.
CARROLL S. PAGE, President
H. vi. MCFARLAND, w.. D....1..-
Russell S. PAGE, 'io3-i leSioei'S
F. W. CULVER, Treasurer
News and citizen. [volume] (Morrisville, Vt. ;) 1881-current, 1914-09-02

Old Home Week Doings

] The Old Home Week gathering, as ar
ranged for by Gihon Valley Grange, was
successfully carried out, Saturday, Au-
! gust Is. The day dawned bright and
| fair and the weather looked as though it
would be all that could be wished for,
but severe thunder storm came up
about noon which, very likely, kept some
from meeting with us.
The regular Grange meeting was called
to order at II o'clock. The lower hall
was thrown open and tastefully decorat-
ed with fl lgs and vine and cut flowers to
welcome the guests who came during the
forenoon At the entrance of the hall
were the words, Welcome Home",
made of cedar and flowers. The orches.
ira also played for the entertainment
of those who came early.
At noon first-c dinner was served
in the dining hall TO about $50 and all
patrons and friends who partook of it
seemed to enjoy this part of the days
entertainment to the utmost. A social
time for the meeting of old friends and
acquaintances followed until O'Clock,
when the master called the meeting to
order and the following Old Home Day
program was carried out
Orchestra; Song, choir, Old Home Ul-
forgotten; Words of Welcome, Ernest
MIDGET; Response, Sidney Newcomb;
Original Old Home Day Song, Frank
Chaffee; Reading, Vivian Parker; Re
marks,W W. Smith; Song, Bert Stearns
and ROllie Crocker, My Mothers Songs;
Reading, Gwendolyn Smith; Song, Doris
Stetson, Sing Me the Songs Ny Mother
Sang to Ne; Remarks, Ida Bullard Hood;
Piano Solo, Marjorie Gates; Recitation,
Josie Midget; Solo, Nettie Croker
Smith; Paper, w. G. Davis; Solo, M. A.
Hadley. Hurrah for Old New England;
Remarks, b. e RulIard; Recitation,
Belle Jones; Duet, Medley of Old Songs,
Rena and Gertrude Ober; Reading, Lois
Peake; Orchestra; Song, Choir, Mem
cries.
This completed splendid program.
Several Of the members received encores.
Several letters which were received from
absent friends were read, among those
who sent them being:-Mr and Mrs. S.
r. Paige, Fred Wilcox, Mrs. Iona NJ. A.
len, Mr.. and Mrs. Leo NJ. Allen, lev.
Mr.. Bowman and H. NJ. Mcfarland.
Among the visitors present were:-
Mr.. and Mrs. w. w. Smith of Essex June.
ton, Mr.. and Mrs. Sidney Newcomb. Mr.. !
and Mrs. Gustin Smith and Misses G. ven |
lolyn and Muriel Smith, Mr.. and Mrs.
9. L. Gates and Misses Mary and jo-
RE Gates of Morrisville, Mrs. W. f. Girls
void of Hyde Park. Mrs. Lottie Rush
ord, Mrs. Perey Midget, Mrs. II tuer
Eneeland, Mrs. Will Stearns of John
on, Karl Kneeland, Thompson's Istud,
Mass; Mrs. Will Faye, Mrs. Henry En-
Try, Mrs. G. B. Whittemore, Mr.. and Mrs.
J. L Gray, Mr. and Mrs. b. B. Blake,
Irs. Blanche Collins, Mr. and Mrs.
Hiram Raymore, Mr.. and Mrs. Perley
Loseley, Eden; B. E. Billiard, Hard
wick; Ida Billiard Hood, East Hard wick;
Gtta Billiard Sargent, Mancue N. II.
nd Mrs. Abbie Fletcher, Springfield,
dass.
1t is hoped that next year will see an
ther Old Home Day arranged for, as it
vas a very pleasant occasion to all who
we're able to thus meet together.
News and citizen. [volume] (Morrisville, Vt. ;) 1881-current, 1914-09-02
HYDE PARK

The Fair last week brought many visit
ors to town.
II. A. Noyes and daughter were in Bur
iington last Friday.
supt. Crosby returned from Massachu-
sets last Wednesday.
Brigham Mcfarland spent several days
in Burlington last week.
Prot. Simpson. the new L. G. A. princi-
pal is domiciled at the Inn.
Ms. A. V. Wiswell spent several days
recently with relatives in Burlington.
Mrs. F. e. Sawyer has returned from
an extended visit in the southern part of
he state.
Mr.. and Mrs. Fred Campbell and son
from BelIerica, Mass, were guests of 7.
T. DeNio an family part last of week.
The fall term of school throughout
town began Monday in the rural dis riots
and in the Village yesterday with a good
attendance.
1t raned "some'' last Saturday. A. V.
Wiswell's record for twenty-four hours
showed one and nine tenths inches fall in
that time and over two inches in thirty
hours.
Miss Helen Waterman, who has been
spending several weeks here with hess
sister, Mrs. Chas. Goddard, returned to
day to her home in Mass.
Mr.. and Mrs R. w. Hulburd returned
from their western visit last Friday.
While they enjoyed the west to great
degree, they are glad to get back again
to good old Vermont
Mr.. and Mrs. Henry Blanc hard and
Frank Wheeler of Newport were guests
of DR.. and Mrs. Stevens last Thursday
and among the points of interest took in
the Fair, which they greatly enjoyed.
a fine new iron fence has been erected
across the front of the village cemetery,
S. A. Griswold doing the work. It is a
splendid improvement over the wooden
structure that has been there many years
Miss Ada Bundy and her friend Miss
Glenna Libby, spent Wednesday last with
friends here. They were on their way to
their home in Montgomery from Wells
Beach, Maine, where they have been
throughout the summer.
The remains of William Maloney, who
died at Providence. r. l., last Friday of |
heart failure, were brought to this place |
last Saturday and the funeral was held |
from st. Teresa's church Sunday after
noon. There was a large attendance.
Mr. Maloney was fifty years old and un-
married. He was brother of John
Maloney of this town, whom he frequent
ly visited.
At the Republican caucus last Thurs
day night d. II. Scribner was chosen
chairman and G. 3.,AIlen secretary. The
following delegates were elected:-To
the State Convention, r. w. Hulburd, E.
A. Wedge; to the District Convention, C.
e. Slavery, w. G. Davis; to the County
Convention, l.. P. Butts, w. c. Davis, G.
S. Leach, d. II. Scribner, f. M. Culver.
E. L. Pratt. The delegates were author
lied to fill any vacancies. A resolution
instructing the county delegation to pre-
sent the name of j. S. Leach for Assistant
Judge was adopted. The new county
com mittee is made up Of L. B. Bailey.
G. A. Davis, Geo. Jewett, D. II. Scribner.
@. S. Leach. twas a harmonious gather
ing.
News and citizen. [volume] (Morrisville, Vt. ;) 1881-current, 1914-09-02
Cunning Thieves In Mexicn.

Americans in Mexico have doubtless
gained some experience Of the Iepero,
reputed to be one of the smartest and
most impudent thieves in the world.
Brantz Meyer tells of an English trav-
eler who, within an hour or two, in
the principal streets of Mexico, had
first his hat hooked from his head
by line from an upper window, and
was then accosted by three lepercs
who Invested him Of his coat. The
2hree babe him wait, and within a few
h9inutes one returned and handed him
ED pawn ticket
I've wanted $50, not the coat" he
Explained. Here is the ticket with
which you can redeem it for that
sum"
News and citizen. [volume] (Morrisville, Vt. ;) 1881-current, 1914-09-02
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The evening world. [volume] (New York, N.Y.) 1887-1931, 1914-02-18
SSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS 49, SSS - %SSSSS%S
Mr.. Blodger Starts Something
Which He Fails to Finish

pay me that dollar thirty -five you
can beat II and I'm satisfied. Every
time ! see . Teller dressed like you
are I know he IL going to do me n
favor by owing me money from SELL
ing me something. don't know what
II 10 you got to sell. but every time
see mans coat trimmed with set
OF ssalskins know he's going to per-
duce a paper and axe me to sign on
the dotted line. and the ncxt thing !
know ] am stuck for an orange grove
somewhere. or a set Of books. or a
downright pianner for my wife.
Lena"
"If had my way them fur coats
should be licensed like an oitermo-
bile" srumbled Slavinsky. II know
what you mean. Gus. but I can't In.
suit people a. easy as you can"
"lS you was n the rcta! liquor
business you could learn" remarked
Gus compiacsntly. "Of course not DC
well as me; with mo u II y 9ift."
Let the stranger tell his story and
be on his way before the night has
fallen" advised Mr.. Jarr. who cav
Mr.. Alo6eor produce . yellow bach
bin. ne = 0oing - 6ons acroaI
With ~ el.0. Qua . ~ need -
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An Excellent Fire.
n FRS. BROWN at last had found
N cook-a really nest rate cook.

n FRS. BROWN at last had found
N cook-a really nest rate cook.
but one who. unfortunately,
knew nothing about the manipulation
Of . gas stove.
Mrs. Brown. therefore. sent her hus-
band to the kitchen to explain mat
tiers. This he proceeded to do very
thoroughly. lighting each OF the many
burners In order that the cook really
might SEQ how the range was oper-
ated.
While he was still explaining a
message called him from the kitchen
"Oh. WE'LL" he remarked AZ he
turned away. you'll soon learn how II
works. won't you. Martha?"
!! Several days elapsed before maste,
and cook met again. Then one morn
ing Mr.. Brown happened to meet
! Martha In tho hail.
WELL" he asked. "and how's the
range doing?"
n his and Mrs. Browns utter con.
stornation this was the reply:
deed. sir. that's tho best stove
ever did see. The fire you kindled fol
i me four days ago 10 still a-burning
'aA4 u sis't even iowsrsd ones.-AA'
&
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nave him summoned to court for
operating q fur overcoat without u
I.,s.Ise
ASK tho gentlemen what they will
have" said Mr.. Blodger affably.
"And was going to give little ad-
vice from the treasury OF q vast
experience as a Brother Snake. or
Head Corbra OF the Married Mems
Protective League OF America"
II heard you talk once before about
using kindness and twisting u mar
ried wife's arm up behind her back.
said Gus. ut can't be done. Even II
you get away with 1t few times. you
get summoned to tho Domestic Re-
Iations Court and somebody has Ia
20 on your bond"
"That Is one method. and It has
its drawbacks, as you say" Mr.
B!odgcr agreed. "Hut our modern
method. which We teach by mail
anybody can earn. Experience isn't
necessary. It 10 to keep them guessing
"Whaddyah mean. keep 'em guoss-
ing?" asked Mr.. Rangle. while the
rest bent forward 70 listen.
what stunt DO you DO when, you
coma home enA get hAwling out 2
N. uleAGes i0eu1rel = tssa 81.
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II stand It az long az I can. and II
the storm doesn't simmer down
beat It," replied Mr.. Rangle.
The rest nodded their heads In ap-
prevail.
There you are. conventionaiity
again!" declared the fur coated King
snake impatiently. Keep EN- guess
ing"
"But how?" asked Gus. Every
time my wife Lena guesses she
guesses right"
~ do parlor magic, tricks with
cards. or dance tho tango with Them
or do n headsbin-anything uncon-
newfoundland II fascinates the scold-
ing wiff." said MIR. Blodgor. kind.
ness to animals II another way.
know q Brother Snake In st. LOuii
who wftes me he has changed q
demon squaw into a seraph by always
carrying q trained white rat arount
with him. Who was that?"
This last question was caused By
all the men In the place turning Il
watch two tall feathers bobbing by.
THAT'S Ed. Jars boss's wife," sait
Mr.. Rangle. I'm glad she amt mine.
hut hA spoke to empty space. for Mr.
Biodger was koiAe,
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yea swung me Tor The last time YOU
was In my liquor store"
An, a trophy!" said Mr.. Hiodger'
airiiy. az he viewed the ntghtstick.
"and what In this. pray7"
when I bought this stand" replied
Gus. ~ paid 80 much down. not
counting taking over the brewers
mortgage. for the stock, fixtures and
good will. This represents the good
will"
"As was saying" resumed Mr.
Blodger. returning tho nightstlck with
a courtly bow TO Gus. ut behooves us
all to hiss and rattle. brothers. and
let our motto still remain Don't Tread
ON Mel"
II amt going to tread on anybody
remarked Mr.. Slavinsky. but you
come In this place dressed like Teller
with nackstader's ws,aetyeis, and busI
into . talk we are having about OH
own business to talk about snakes"
eyes, oan that conversation till tbs
seventsenth Of March," advised Raj
"Yca -, you Ant q very popular
eslloe h11a nit yApr funny hat and
ynnf oowh114 everc4at." sAid 0uo. alsl
tnrgl - poeloer. es ~ Nne ~
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BY Vic


triumphant. And whom they were
seated at the table. she could hardly
wait to say:
How do you like your meat, dearf
Don't you think I have begun pretty
well as cook?"
And he answered.:
yes, darling. II there's anythine
in tho old saying that well begun 10
half DONE you have certainly begun
we'll on this steak"
1t started their frs. quarrel.
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Hall Done.

THIS one 10 told Of a very youns
married woman whose very
new home II In Cleveland. says
the Plain Dealer. and who is bravely
endeavoring to got along without n
maid. When her very young husband
came home for dinner the other
r,yht he found his bride flushed but