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The Washington times., 1914-02-17
In five minutes! Time it! No
indigestion, gas, sourneSs,
belching.

Really does put bad stpmachs in
order-'really does" overcome irdiges-
ton. dyspepsia. gas. heartburn and sour
ness IN five Misunderstanding that
makes Pape's Diaoepsin the largest sell
ing stomach regulator in the world. II
what you eat ferments into stubborn
Jumps, you belch gas and eructate Sour
undigested food and acid mead is dizzy
and aches breath foul tongue coated
The Washington times., 1914-02-17
Achterkirchen Funeral
Is Set for Tomorrow

Funeral services for Henry r. Will
liam Achterkirchen. for several years
proprietor of the Hotel Fritz Reuter-,
John Marshall place and Pennsylvania
avenue. who died yesterday. will be
held at the hotel tomorrow after noon
at 80 o'clock. Burial will be in Pros
pect Hill Cemetery Mr.. Achterkir-
chen was born in Germany in 1876. He
came to this country at the age Of
sixteen. He leaves a wife and two
ons, William and Fritz Achterkirchen.
The Washington times., 1914-02-17
Cleanses tender little Stom-
ach, liver, bowels
without injury.

Every mother realizes that this Is the
chiidren's ideal laxative and physic. be-
cause they love its pleasant taste and
n never falls to effect a thorough ''in-
side cleaning without gripping.
When your child Is cross, irritable,
feyerish. or breath il bad. stomach sour,
look at the tongue, mother! II coated,
give a teaspoonful Of California Syrup
Gf FIGS" and IN a few hours all the
foul constipated waste, sour bile and
The Washington times., 1914-02-17
Society Folk to Attend
"Ben-Hur" at Willard

Many prominent men and women of
the social and official sets of the Capt.
tai have accepted invitations to act As
patrons and patronesses of the prescn-
tation of Ben Hur' at the Willard tc-
night. .....-
The story, while we'll preserved as 10
purpose and pot. is interwoV IN with
musical themes 10 give it an uterp e
tation almost unique. The dramatist.
E;N elyn Gurley-kanc. will he assisted by
a portion of the Marine Bard.
The Washington times., 1914-02-17

TIE New York police came to life
saturday evening and made a Complete
roundup of the ticket SPECTATORS. cap
turing four. Only about 1850 got away.
Madame Cavalieri is acting her Ter
sonal love affairs for the movies. II
took 5000 feet of film to depict her
romantic affairs. but it is unlikely that
Bob Chanlers feet will be discerned
among the other $500.
Riot starts In Texas boarding house
because pieces of rubber tires were
found in the hash. Much Indignation
on the part of the stylish boarders, be-
couse the rubber was found to be minus
the non-skid tread.
Illinois man coughs up a snake. which
he thinks he swallowed in a glass OF
water. The only exhibit is the snake,
SO you will have to take his word about
the water.
Driver Of sleigh arrested for reck-
less driving. 1t being a sleigh, he
couldn't say his rear wheels skidded.
Government employe who stared into
Vacancy'' is suspected of being insane
Any Government employe having infiu-
ence with his Congressman, should not
stare into vacancy. but Immediately
apply for il.
The Vice President scores our snow
filled streets. Would like to look at his
score card to see IL it tallies We gave
the Old Man Winter a base hit, the
ground hog an assist, and the Street
Cleaning Department an error.
Having escaped the dangers of the
frozen North. Admiral Peary now
bursts into poetry. His initial effort
was to paraphrase Omar" Being his
initial effort. let us hope that the initial
was z.
A Frenchman sent a love letter in a
walnut, which finally reached a New
Jersey woman, and q Danish girl in
serted the same kind of epistle in a po-
tato, it's ultimate destination being a
Georgia soldier. Now for some one TO
write a message of undying affection
to Pinney Earle, inclosed in an onion.
The latest in Pittsburgh is saloons for
ladies. Tipplers of the sterner sex are
absolutely barred from this feminine
BAR Now the girls can drink tea" out
of e glass, instead of the teacup, so
popular on some Of our dining cars.
The Washington times., 1914-02-17
Of Course.

Dix-Isee that some one Ii getting up Q
'Woman's Dict ct'onary.'
Dix-More words In II, I suppose
Boston Transcript
The Washington times., 1914-02-17
Sterk and Cupid
Cunning PIotters
Many a New Home VIII Have q Little
Sunbeam to Brighten II.
There is some dread In every woman's
md as to The probable pain. distress,

and danger OF
Child birth. But,
thanks TO a remark
able remedy known
as Mothers S Friend,
the period is one OF
joyful anticipation.
Mothers Friend Is
e penetrating ex-
ternal application.
IT makes the mus
clas of the stomach
The Washington times., 1914-02-17

and aDdorpen plant so they expand
easily and naturally without pain, and
with none OF tnat peculiar nausea, nery-
oLsness and other symptoms that tend
20 weaken the prospective mother. Thus
Cupid and the stork are rated as cum
ming plotters to herald the coming or
q little sunbeam to gladden. the hearts
and homes
Thousands of women know from ex-
rIerience Mothers Friend is one OF our
greatest contributions TO happy mother
lood. Sold by all druggists at slO per
Lo;tle. Especially recommended as a
preventive OF caking breast.
Write to Bradfield Regulator Co. 23I
Lamar Bldg. Atlanta, Ga, for their
valuable book to expectant mothers
ldVt
The Washington times., 1914-02-17
The Silver
Lining
Edtsed By ARTHUR BAEn.

The English militant suffragettes say
that they will make 1914 n hot wear but
that will depend entirely on how long
the supply of pavilions and castles
holds out.
The Weather Bureau is ALWAYS 1rom-
Using us some more cold waves. That's
not promise, that's a threat
The Washington times., 1914-02-17
THE OLDEST INHAB SEZ-

"Met an older
inhab than meself
yes t erday. He
remembered when
there Ulster be |
young Republican
clubs in all tn
big cities"
The Washington times., 1914-02-17

TIE New York police came to life
saturday evening and made a complete
roundup of the ticket spectators, cap
turing four. Only about 1850 got away.
The Washington times., 1914-02-17

The latest in Pittsburgh is saloons for
ladies. Tipplers of the sterner sex are
absolutely barred from this feminine
BAR Now the girls can drink tea" out
of e glass. instead of the teacup. so
popular on some Of our dining cars.
The Washington times., 1914-02-17

Having escaped the dangers of the
frozen North, Admiral Peary now
bursts into poetry. His initial effort
was to paraphrase Omar" Being his
initial effort, let us hope that the initial
vas T.
The day book. [volume] (Chicago, Ill.) 1911-1917, 1914-05-23
PORK OUTLETS

Beat two eggs light and add one
tablespoon of cream and two cups
of chopped cold pork, one-half cup
of cracker crumbs, one tablespoon of
minced parsley, a few drops Of onion
juice, pepper and salt to taste. Mix
all together. Roll into loaf or put in
to wel-greased baking powder cans
and allow to stand three or four
hours. When ready to use cut into
slices half an inch thick Dip in egg
and roll in fine bread crumbs and, fry
in deep fat.
The day book. [volume] (Chicago, Ill.) 1911-1917, 1914-05-23
CARROT CHEESE BALLS

Cottage, neufchateI, or any soft
cheese, made into small balls rolled
in raw carrots that have been chop
ped fine. Try this with salad.
The day book. [volume] (Chicago, Ill.) 1911-1917, 1914-05-23
''What do You mean ?''


Il mean that you lied to me. You
went with the MoTrisses to dinner and
a motor trip"
But was with the men," he ex-
planned. 81 intended to be with them
all the evening, but wnen the Nor
rises invited me to go l told them l
would have to be excused right after
dinner. did not telephone you, be-
cause I knew you would not want to
and" -----
$50 you lied to me-" interrupted.
Don't say that to me, Madge. I
have told you the truth"
81 don't believe you and | don't
think l shall ever believe you again.
think all men in the world are bad
and you are among the lot"
ooh, all right if you want to be
unreasonable"
81 am not unreasonable. 1 have not
slept all night"
81 knew something was the matter
you are not well or you would not
talk this way"
''Dick, please don't, when I am an
cry and hurt, always lay it to phys
ical condition. tell you my heart is
broken because 1 cannot believe my
own husband"
Ito Be Continued Monday.)
n
The day book. [volume] (Chicago, Ill.) 1911-1917, 1914-05-23

One of the prettiest of tub frocks is
made of plain green linen with striped
goods as a trimming. The skirt is
narrow with a kind of apron over
skirt banded with a fitted piece of the
striped material This goods is also
used for the belt.
The Cairo bulletin., 1914-05-27
OLD CHICKEN FOR FRYING
More Economical and as Ap9etizina
as Young Bird If Prepared in
This Fashion.

Few women know that from tn,
much-despised old hen one can max,
a delicious dish Of fried chicken Tn,
market price of old fowl is always
from 4 to 6 cents less per pound than
that for the young birds; also the
former has the better flavor
Clean and cut up the old bird as fol
stewing (this must BE done in tn,
morning for an evening dinner), put II
stew pan two small onions, some pers
ley, salt to taste and 4 pinch Of pap
rika, Add the chicken and enous'
water and stew gently until tender
DO not take the fowl from the stew
pot too soou as herein lies the socrc
of tasty meal, but allow it to renal.
in its own juices until you are ready
to fry it. Then remove to a platte,
and lightly -four each piece.
Have your frying pan hot; add YOU
butter and few tablespoonfuls O
olive oil Fry to delicate brown anC
serve In a bed of lettuce with mill
dressing. or cream, if preferred
The chicken stock will make fin,
cream OF chicken soup or clear soul
for luncheon
Ii the hen is fat, there will be on tht
soup stock. when cooled, large
amount OF rendered fat. which maybe
skinned off and used for frying pota
toes, thus affording saving in lard
The Cairo bulletin., 1914-05-27
Annie Cream Cake.

Make a one-egg cake and bake il
round tin and cut with sharp knife
Use this cream between and on tor
and scatter whole preserved straw
berries over top if you have them:
Cream-Bake three tart apples after
coring, Scrape out inside OF apple ant
beat till it grows light colored, ther
add a little confectioner's sugar anC
beat again Then add stiftly beaten
white of one egg and beat and ado
enough more confectioner's sugar
beating constantly till about the con
sistency Of heavy whipped cream. Use
the day after making. 1t sets into
a sort of sponge and looks like
whipped cream. The more you beat il
the whittier 1t gets
The Cairo bulletin., 1914-05-27
PROPER CARE OF BLANKETS
Usefulness May De Greatly Added to
by Adoption OF Methods De-
scribed Here.

II housewives knew what a great
saving there was i'm having three or
even four sets OF blankets for their
beds, Ia as many weights, they would
not hesitate 10 make the outlay for
them. The cotton or silk and cotton
blankets OF June. July and August
should be washed and rebound II
needed. and put away in their tar bags
10 give place TO those of cotton and
wool.
Now, the Atwood blankets, as all
housewives know. are most difficult
10 launder perfectly, and are not al
ways satisfactorily dry cleaned, so
every effort must be made 10 keep
them clean This Is done by using
them only in the extreme cold months.
December. January and February.
then shaking and airing them care
fully, putting them away If the up
per sheet is very long so that II folds
over, ana the spread is used over the
blankets, they may really be used two
seasons or more without real wash
Ing being necessary
This mcthod prolougs the life Of the
blankets and makes them always seem
new. And once in two years one may
afford to buy a new pair of blankets
10 use for best or to replace those
that have grown the shabbiest in
service.
Old blankets are always In demand
in the household economy for under
blankets, iioning board pads, scrub
rags and polishing hardwood floors
and Ia a dozen other ways
The Indian blankets offered in our
markets today are rather new, but
already in demand, especially those
Of the Navajo weaving This tribe
numbers about l, 600 natives and they
have a million sheer on their reserva.
tons The designs on their blankets
are geometrical as rule. and the
colors are black, blue red. yellow ana
gray. They are warm and durable, So
are In great demand for northern
travellers and residents at the army
posts. They are also quite a dominal
note in the eastern blanket centers.
The Cairo bulletin., 1914-05-27

Make and bake piecrust shells. Fill
with the following filing Boil one
cupful sugar and three teaspoonfuls
water until it threads, or about six
minutes. Pour over the beaten whites
of two eggs Add one and one-fourtL
teaspoonfuls Of lemon juice. to one
cupful of chopped figs Mix Well
The Cairo bulletin., 1914-05-27
Sauce for PnGdlnn

Reat the whites of three eggs until
stiff, add one-hall cupful Of powdered
sugar and the grated yellow rind oil
half lemon. Pour on slowly one
cuplul of boiling water, stirring all
the time, and the sauce is ready ia
serve
The Cairo bulletin., 1914-05-27

why are you so different from wri-
tiers like Stevenson and other writer's
of romance, Mr.. Realist?" asked the
critic
Il can't imagine" returned the real
list
Il guess you are right" said the
critic.
The Cairo bulletin., 1914-05-27
Flemish Salad.

Cut up any dried fish or herrings
into vaferlike slices, put them in a
salad howl with potato lettuce, cold
arrots. cut into dice, and a very few
prirs onions Pour u mayonnaise
,vvr this and serve.
The Cairo bulletin., 1914-05-27

One egg well beaten, one cupful
sugar, one teaspoonful butter, one
cupful milk, two cupfuls -four, one
cupful walnuts. two teaspoonfuls bal-
ing powder, one teaspoonful vanilla. A
very rich and inexpensive cake.
The Cairo bulletin., 1914-05-27

Dollars grow in our advertising
columns. Advertise and Readers
gather them.
The Cairo bulletin., 1914-05-27
antidote

Clerk in Bookstore-Here's a good
book. A collection Of 10 tales OF the
best writer's of fiction for $3.50
Customer-Isn't that rather high?
Clerk-Not SO high for a history
affair.
The Cairo bulletin., 1914-05-27

FOR SALE-A nine room mod
ern residence bath, electric lights,
gas, Two lots filled to grade or
paved street TAO Thirty-fourth street.
For guick disposition price $4,000.
For terms see Alvin c. Margrave,
Halliday Estate building. Phone
GAIL lIome. 5-17 tt
The Cairo bulletin., 1914-05-27

Most of the worlds knowledge Is
based on newspapers. You must
read them If you would know what
10 going on.
The Cairo bulletin., 1914-05-27

FOR SAbE-Typewrlter In good
condition. Apply to Gilhofer Insur-
ance Agency, 1903 Commercial ave
Both phones, Cairo, Illinois, TIA t.
The Cairo bulletin., 1914-05-27

FOR SALE--At your own price
"a two story house on 28th street,
also 4 two story house on 2ith
street Tor $2,750, in good repair ana
Dest location. Can't beat this for
bargain; your own terms on these
properties. Cali yesterday Abstract
Co. 4-22 If
The Cairo bulletin., 1914-05-27

FOR SALE l2-inch electric fat
in good condition 1912 Poplar st.
5-25
The Cairo bulletin., 1914-05-27

FOR Modern up-to-date
two-stcry residence (stucco) Z rooms
and bath, furnace, electric lights
and gas. Price $4,000. 317 Seventh
street. 5-2tf
G37 34th-New, modern 7-rocm
residence, bath electric light, newly
papered, two lots free. Prize So
800, $500 cash Building and loan
$4,000.
LOTS Choice building lots cor
ner Charles and fIolbro0k each
100000.
Harrisburg telegraph. [volume] (Harrisburg, Pa.) 1879-1948, 1914-12-08

of paper to write upon. Certainly the
government of the United States is
not / think that it is generally agreed
that there should be a systematic re-
organization and reassembling of it's
parts so as to secure greater efficiency
and effect considerable savings in eX-
pense. But the amount of money
saved in that way would, 1 believe,
though no doubt considerable in it
self, running, it may be, into the mil
lions be relatively small,-small, [
mean, in proportion to the total neces-
sary outlays of the government. 1t
would be thoroughly worth effecting,
as every saving would great or small.
Our duty is not altered by the scale
of the saving. But my point is that
the people of the United States do not
wish to curtail the activities of this
government; they wish, rather, to en-
large them; and with every enlarge
ment, with the mere growth, indeed,
Of the country itself, there must come.
of course, the inevitable increase OF
expense. The sort of economy we
ought to practice may be effected, and
ought to be effected, by a careful
study and assessment of the tasks to
be performed; and the money spent
ought to be made to yield the best
possible returns in efficiency and
achievement. And, like good stew
ards, we should so account for every
dollar of our appropriations as to
make it perfectly evident what it was
spent for and in what way it was
spent.
Nation Is Generous
at is not expenditure but eXtrava-
gance that we should fear being criti-
cised for; not paying for the legiti-
mate enterprises and undertakings of
great government whose people
command what it should do, but add
ing what will benefit only O few or
pouring money out for what need not
have been undertaken at all or might
have been postponed or better and
more economically conceived and car
ried out The nation is not niggardly;
it is very generous. It will chide us
only if we forget for whom we pay
money out and whose money it is we
pay. These are large and general
standards, but they are not very diff
flcult of application to particular
cases.
"The other topic I shall take leave
to mention goes deeper into the prin-
ciples of our national life and policy.
1t is the subject OF national defense"
Here followed the President discus
sion of the nations defenses.
Harrisburg telegraph. [volume] (Harrisburg, Pa.) 1879-1948, 1914-12-08
ANOTHER TWIST IN
SHOOTING Of EAGLE
Justice Dismisses the Case Against
Hunter For Error in
the Law

Lewistown, Pa, Dec. S.-The PETER
eagle-shooting case has had more
twists and turns in it than any case
ever brought before a magistrate
here. Yesterday Justice NanNatta dis
missed the charge of shooting the bird
against the hunter, relieving him from
paying a fine of $40, the prescribed
penalty for the offense.
1t is due to typographical error
that Justice NanNatta felt himself
justified in dismissing the charge. In
the index OF the 1913 edition of the
game laws, edited by Secretary Kalb-
fus, of the State Game Commission,
appears this statement: Eagles, not
protected" Reference to the law,
however, shows by inference that
eagles are protected. The species is
not mentioned in the list of protected
wild birds.
Attorney Aikens, acting for PETER,
has been victor in this phrase of the
complicated case. A big legal battle
will now be fought in the courts here
for possession of the bird confiscated
by the two game wardens.
Harrisburg telegraph. [volume] (Harrisburg, Pa.) 1879-1948, 1914-12-08
YOUR HAIR NEEDS
PARISIAN SAGE
1t Quickly Removes Dandruf, T,
Stops Falling Hair and
Scalp Itch.

Just because your hair is full of
dandruff, thin, streaky, dull, and
never will do up to look pretty, do not
think it must be so. Beautiful hair,
thick. fluffy, lustrous and absolutely
free from dandruff is only a matter of
care. Hair is like plant-it needs at
tention to make it grow strong and
beautiful.
Partisan Sage is one of the most
helpful and invigoratinS tonios
known. Just one application stops
itching head, removes every trace of
dandruff, cleanses the hair and scalp
of all dust and excess oil. 1t goes
right to the hair roots, stimulating
them and furnishing the nourishment
that is needed-the hair becomes soft,
fluffy, abundant and radiant with life.
Partisan Sage not only saves the
hair and stimulates it to grow long and
heavy, but gives it an Incompatible
gloss and beauty.
Get a bottle from III. G. Kennedy,
or any drug or toilet counter. It's
not expensive and you cannot be dis
appointed with this delicately per-
fumed and helpful tonic, for even the
first application will give the hair
beauty and charm.-Advertisem
Harrisburg telegraph. [volume] (Harrisburg, Pa.) 1879-1948, 1914-12-08
WEST SHORE NEWS
CHRISTMAS TREE IN
LEMOYNE SQUARE
Committees Appointed to Arrange
a Big Celebration on
West Shore

Lemoyne, Pa, Dec. S.-Lemoyne's s
Community Christmas Tree" is now
a certainty and the town will witness
the largest Christmas celebration in
its history as the result. At the mass
meeting held last night in the school
building, plans were completed and
committees appointed.
The movement has received the
hearty cooperation of the citizens
and businessmen of the town. The
plan of giving gifts to children of Le-
moyne between the ages of 1 and IL
children of Washington Heights, and
as result between 500 and 600 chill
dren will receive gifts.
The large 25-foot tree, which will
be erected in the Iemoyne Square,
was given by Mr.. Cocklin, of Bow
mansdale, and will be cut and hauled
to town by volunteers All printed
matter has been donated by Elmer
Mills, of the West Shore Printery. The
500 electric lights with which the
tree will be Illuminated have been
given by c. III. Bishop and all wire,
sockets and other materialsc for wfr-
ing the tree have been offered by Mr.
Musser, of Washington Heights The
town council will pay all charges for
the wiring of the tree and for the
electricity consumed, and the Le-
moyne Band has offered its services
to play at the exercises at the tree on
Christmas eve. A choir now being
formed will render special music at
these exercises while six Santas dis
tribute the gifts to the children.
Teh following committees were ap-
pointed:
Observation-Disclosures w. C. Bow
man, chairman; c. l.. Eby, Earl NJ
Baker, Mrs. McCombs, Mrs. e. S.
Everhart, Miss Ruth Reeser, Mrs.
Lightner, Mrs. w. d. Mumma and
S. J. Jennings.
Music-L. f. Baker, NJ. May, Ray
mond Sawyer and w. f. Kimmel
Harrisburg telegraph. [volume] (Harrisburg, Pa.) 1879-1948, 1914-12-08
Kidney and Bladder Trouble
Causes Great Distress

Tt gives me great pleasure to rec
ommend DIR. Kilmer's Swamp-Root to
any one suffering from bladder trou-
BILE.
For four years I was troubled by
hemorrhages from the bladder and
was not able to get any doctor who
could help me. / was in such shape
that sleep at night was impossible on
account of distressing symptoms
While bending over I would be
stricken with such a pain that it was
impossible for me to straighten up.
Mr.. Henry, one of our leading drug
gists, advised DIR. Kilmer's Swamp
Root; although l never had any faith
in patent medicines, as last resort
/ purchased q dollar bottle of Swamp
Root. / noticed a decided change and
after using two bottles I was COM
pletely cured. It seemed remarkable
that I should be cured so quickly
after being i'll so long. But since this
took place nearly two years ago, [
have never been troubled and would
highly advise any one suffering from
the same trouble to at least give
Swamp-Root a trial and I think the
results will be the same as mine.
Yours very truly,
THOMAS A. BENNETT,
Greensburg, Indiana.
Personally appeared before me this
14th day of February, 1913, Mr.. IT. A.
Bennett, who subscribed the above
statement and made oath that the
same is true in sui stance and in fact
l.. A. BOWER,
Notary Public.
Harrisburg telegraph. [volume] (Harrisburg, Pa.) 1879-1948, 1914-12-08
FIRST DEFENDER BURIED
Stecfnl to M Telcrrahh

Lewistown. Pa, Dec. S.-Y esterday
afternoon the funeral of Lewis III.
Ruble, 60 years old, took place. He
was one of the best known and most
highly respected citizens of Central
PENNSYLVANIA. For about twenty-eight
years he served as county steward and
was known far and wide for his kind
ness to the poor and unfortunate un-
der his care. He was veteran of the
Civil War and had an excellent war
record He was a member of the IA
nous Old Logan Guards of the First
Defenders and was we'll known in
Grand Army circles. A widow, two
sons and a daughter survive.
Harrisburg telegraph. [volume] (Harrisburg, Pa.) 1879-1948, 1914-12-08
AWHILE ALUMNI MEETING
.Sbccidl to The Telcerabh

DTttTdE 10 Ht IEcSTdFN
AnnVille. Pa, Dec. S.-This evening
the alumni association of the Annville
high school will hold it's annual meet
ing in the assembly room of the high
school building. Plans will be dis
cussed for the yearly award to be
made to the graduate receiving the
highest average in the senior class
The banquet committee will also be
appointed at this meeting.