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The Dickinson press., 1914-02-07
Antelope

Karl Hoff a in Dickinson on bust
ness the first of the week.
Mrs. Peter Dirkes was a Dickinson
visitor the first of the week.
F. j. Willows autoed to Dickinson
last Friday accompanied by F. L. Lautz.
Miss Bertha Waldbauer left for Fargo
the first of the week to UNDERGO an oper-
alton for cataracts on her right eye.
At the special school meeting held at
school No. 2 last Saturday eleven votes
were in favor of moving school and one
against. M
! k~Invitations are out for q double we'd
ding at the home of Steve Dilger ron
February 10th, when their son, Adam,
and daughter, Minnie. are to be mar
ried to MARGARET Jonas and John Jonas
Of Glen Ullin.
The oldest daughter of Mr.. and Mrs.
Jacob Neidhardt was operated on for
appendicitis at: the Bismarck hospital
the past week and at latest report was
getting along nicely. Mrs. Neidhardt is
staying at Bismarck during her daugh-
terss illness. $50.
Mrs.. L. J. Dorenkemper had her
household goods shipped. to Golden. Val
ley the past week and intends to leave
with the children some time next week:
Mr.. D0renkemper left some time ado
and hassopened a lumber yard at that
place. They have placed their daugh-
ter. Helen, in the Parochial school at
Richardton.
The farmers in this vicinity are going
The Dickinson press., 1914-02-07
Taylor
"a
Deferred iteIns)

Robert Plageemeier was q county seat
visitor on Monday.
Mrs. H. w. Brademeyer is on the sick
list this week, suffering with the grippe.
Or. Weyrens was a business caller at
Dickinson on Monday evening between
trains.
Mrs. Reinhardt Of Relaxation was a;
visitor at the Henry Brandt home last
Sunday. =
Mr.. and Mrs. Robert Grey are visiting
relatives at Fargo and expect to remain
several weeks.
C. C. Williams left this week for the
Twin Cities on a business missien. He
was to return on Friday.
Miss Pauline Lacher of Richardson is
visiting her sister. Miss Christine. at
the John Knudson home this week.
The T. B. and B. C. were entertained
last Saturday afternoon by the Misses
Weiss and Douglas at the P. F. Kelly
home.
Mr.. Westmeyer, proprietor Of the Tay.
10r drug store. returned this week from
AOWuOI, W. Oss WAClC nv AdO OCCAA vi
business. /
Mr.. and Mrs. Paul Paulson left on
Monday for Bismarck, where Mrs. Paul.
son expects to enter q hospital for treat
ment. s.
Revival meetings are being conducted
at the Methodist church. this week by
Evangelist Sherman, assisted by II. G.:
Clausen. the singer.
The little daughter of Mr.. and Mrs.
Frank Reichert, who live near Hirsch-
Vile, is quite sick this week. A ply
stefan was called out to attend to her.
w. j: Pr0low. returned last week from
his eastern visit. He visited such
places as Washington. D. C., Baltimore,
New York City. Boston. ETC., and says
he enjoyed his %sojourn very much.
The Taylor Concert Band has reorgan-
lied and elected the following officers on
Friday of last week: P. F. Kelly. presi
dent :: John Larsen, secretary and treas
f,rer Jos. Henneberger. leader and in
structor. y.
The play Married in Haste given
atfthe auditorium.by by the Crow. company
last Saturday evening was very well
liked By those sWhoS attended. On &C.
count Of the bad weather not avery
-
The Dickinson press., 1914-02-07

In Officer 666" which will be pre-
sented here at the opera house Tuesday.
February 10th is found a farce thse
contains all these desirable attributes.
It was written by Augustin MacHuals.
an author heretofore unkno wn to fame
as a playwright. That. however, need
not count against Mr.. MacHugh. A.
man need not be the author of a long
string Of hits to be able to produce ONE
more. It's the first one that counts.
After that he may add to his string a.
fast as he is able to turn them out:
get them produced. too. if he first writes
one success.
Officer 666" is an odd title. The
title of the play constitutes fifty per
cent Of its attractiveness. One of the
first problems that Geo. M. Cohan seeks
to solve when he has q play idea is an
attractive title, and few men in this
branch of human endeavor have been
more successful in their selections than
has this famous young author.
The Dickinson press., 1914-02-07
LARGE audience was present.

sarge audience was present.
John Laubscher and John Knudson re-
turned last Saturday from Mannina. |
where they spent the week taking IN.
ve1atOry OF the hardware stock owned by
3Mr. knudson and which he sold recently
20 Bert Nyhagen.
]. H. Schroeder visited friends and
relatives at Hebron last Sunday.
OLAF William is spending the week
with relatives at Marietta. MINI.
Miss Anna johnson Of Medora visited
with her parents here last Sunday.
Mrs. Sumpter is critically i'll. A
physician was called on Tuesday to at
tend. ia, her.
Mrs. Schmidt and Mrs. Berger of
,Richardt0n were Taylor visitors last
Monday evening between rains.
III. and Mrs. F. I. Lanterbach visited
relatives at Relaxation last Sunday, re-
tuning in the evening on No. Z.
Miss Gilmore Pallanch was at Dickin-
con last Saturday, evening between
traans to have some dental work done.
c. c. Williams returned last Sunday
evening from the Twin Cities. where he
spent a. week looking after business
interests.
Mr.. McWold and Miss Christine
Lacher attended the show at Dickinson
last Sunday. evening. They returned
on No. 6.
Dr.. Weyrens made a professional trip
to- Gladstone last. Tuesday. He was
called out to attend to Mrs. Lob who is
quite sick. * .S@
Dickinson visitors from here last Sat-
urday evening between trains were G,
Q. Thompson. AL. Johnson. DAN McTier
and Miss Vera johnson.
"A baby girl arrived at the home of
Mr.. and Mira. Albert Olson, who live
about seven miles northwest of Taylor.
Mother and child are doing nicely
Miss Tillie Knudson is confined at the.
ST. Joseph's hospital at Dickinson. She
il suffering with appendicitis. Her
twin sister, Miss Mary, visited with her
last Sunday.
L. L. Winter returned from Dickinson
last Tuesday morning. He went up the
previous evening to attend the dance
given by the knights of Columbus of
which he is a member.
7Miss Bertha Engene received the sad
news of the death of her mother and de-
parted for her home last Tuesday morn.
ing. Her many friends extend sincere
sympathy. Miss Nellie Schmidt is sub
stituting at the local central office for
Miss Engene.
The Dickinson press., 1914-02-07
Consumption Takes
$50 People Every Day

In the United States and the sur
5prising truth IS that most cases are
preventable with timely, intelligent
treatment.
These appalling facts should warn
Us that after sickness, colds, over
work or any other drains upon
strength, SCOTS Emulsion should
be promptly and regularly used be-
cause tubercu1ar germs thrive only
In a weakened system.
The tested and proven yialue Of
SCOTS Emulsion is recognized BY
the greatest specialists because its
nourishnenit assimilates
quickly to build healthy tissue;
aids in the development Of active,
DEMONSTRATING blood corpuscles;
strengthens the lungs and builds
physical force without reaction.
SCOTS Emulsion is used in tuher-
culosis camps because Of: its rare
body building, b1ood-making prop
critics and because it contains no
alcohol or habit-forming drug.
Be sure to insist on SCOTS. .,z.
: Scott & Bovine, B~loo1n6eId. MI 1876
The Dickinson press., 1914-02-07

TO have q meeting in Antelope school
I ON Saturday. the 7th, at I p. m,
f0s the purpose of. osganizing a Farmers
Elevator Co.. as they intend to build an
elevator at this place this season.
The Dickinson press., 1914-02-07
LOCAL NEWS

Railed hay for sale at Farr & Sibley. 8.
SO 1st Ave E. Phone 2O2 R.-ady.1-f7-f
Ben Collins Of the place in Dunn
county bearing his name. was in Dick
inson q fewdays this week. The post
Office Of Collins was discontinued
short time ago. 8,
Mesdames al. l. Dickinson, C. E.
EIdred, &c. 4. Parker and {. H.Wiley
were entertaining the LadiessAid So
ciety az the congregational church
parlors on Thursday afternoon.
The Dickinson press., 1914-02-07
Lost

Lost
Lady's moss agate ring, long oval set
ting. Mrs. Dan Drenkel. phone 319 n.
adv. 2-7-2t
The Dickinson press., 1914-02-07

ROYAL-tae most celebrated
of all the baking powders finn
ffle WOrld-celebrated for it's
great leave1lfng strength and
parity. EIt, makes your cakes,
Biscuit, bread, etc, healthfGll, it
fasures:y0u against alum and
~ forms of adulteratiOn that
~, with the low priced brands.
The commonwealth. (Scotland Neck, N.C.) 1896-1929, 1914-04-30
Consumption Takes
$50 People Every Day

in the United States and the sur
prising truth is that most cases are
preventable with timely, intelligent
treatment.
These appalling facts should warn
us that after sickness, colds, over
work or any other drains upon
strength, SCOTS Emulsion should
be promptly and regularly used be-
cause tubercu1ar germs thrive only
in a weakened system.
The tested and proven value Of
SCOTS Emulsion is recognized by
the greatest specialists because its
medical nourishment assimilates
quickly to build healthy tissue;
aids in the development Of active,
1ife-sustaining blood corpuscles;
strengthens the lungs and builds
physical force without reaction.
Scott's Emulsion IS used i'll tuber-
culosis camps because of its rare
bodybuilding, blood-naking prop
critics and because it contains no
alcohol Or habit-forming drug.
Be sure to insist on SCOTS.
Scott & Bovine, bloomfield. NJ. ls-7e
The commonwealth. (Scotland Neck, N.C.) 1896-1929, 1914-04-30
Local Boy to The
Front in Mexico
Lieutenant George S. Bryan, a
Scotland Meek Boy, Leaves
Annapolis for War Zone.

Among those making their way to
the front in the Mexican trouble
zone is Lieutenant George S. Bryan
of Scotland Neck. News YVES given
out Saturday naming the latest de-
spatchmeht of officers of the Navy
and Mr.. Bryan's name was among
those who by this time are in Vera
Cruz.
Lieutenant Bryan who for the
past year has been an instructor at
the experimental station in Annap-
oils graduated from the Naval Acad
emy in 1906 with honors. He was
an ensign on the Vermont when she
made her maiden worldwide cruise.
Lieutenant Bryan who is not over
twenty-seven years old has one of
the cleanest records both morally
and in the capacity Of Naval Off
Ger of the several hundreds of sailor
boys who have lately graduated
from the Naval Academy at Annapo-
lis. All of Scotland Neck, the home
town Of the young lieutenant will
watch with added interest the news
issuing from the troubled country
owing to Bryan's presence and activ
ity in the fighting circles.
The commonwealth. (Scotland Neck, N.C.) 1896-1929, 1914-04-30
t,,,nocfani to all Women
Readers of This Paper

Thousands upon thousands Of wo-
.,,,,, have kidney or bladder trouble
and never suspect it.
'Women's complaints often prove
- ha nothing else but kidney trouble
~ the result Of kidney Or bladder
disease. -,
condition. they may cause the other
oroans to become diseased.
Yo1 may suffer a great deal with
na;n in the back. bearing-down feel
inos headache and loss of ambition.
Poor health makes you nervous,
irritable and may be despondent; 1t
makes any one so.
Rut hundreds of women claim that
DR. Kilmer's Swamp-Root, by re
storing health to the kidneys. proved
- he lust the remedy needed to
overcome such conditions.
4 good kidney medicine, possess
ing real healing and curative value,
should be blessing to thousands of
nervous. over-worked women.
MANY send for a sample bottle to
see what Swamp-Root, the great
Kidney, Liver and Bladder Remedy
viii do for them. Every reader of
this paper, who has not already tried
it. bv enclosing ten cents to DR.. Kill
mer & Company, Binghamton, N.
Y NAV receive sample size bottle
bv parcels post. You can purchase
the regular ffty-cent and one-dollar
size bottles at all drug stores.
The commonwealth. (Scotland Neck, N.C.) 1896-1929, 1914-04-30

Frank j. Philips. ordinary seaman
Home New York City. Shot in left
knee. Condition favorable.
Carl G.. Smith. seaman. Home
Tenants Harbor, Me. Wounded on
lip. Has returned to duty.
Tony Vitaro, seaman. Home Ly-
ons, N Y. Flesh wound right heel.
Condition not serious
Solomon Clay, ordinary seaman.
Enlisted at Richmond, Va, January
II, 1913. Born in Halifax county,
Va, May 4, 1898. Home address
News Ferry, Va. Next Of kin Lu-
cindo Newcomb, mother, News Fer.
ry, Va. Slightly wounded. At
tached to the Vermont.
The commonwealth. (Scotland Neck, N.C.) 1896-1929, 1914-04-30
News From Oak City.

Oak City, April 28.-Mr. and Mrs.
Loomis Chesson spent Sunday in
Scotland Neck.
Mr.. and Mrs. Walter Salisbury,
Mr.. and Mrs. Cloman motored from
Hamilton Sunday with Mr.. Disco
Sherrod.
Wilmer Woosley from Aamilton
spent the week end here.
jim Rawls from Hamilton was
here Sunday.
Misses Vivian Reeks, Laura and
Julia Salisbury and Bessie Robinson
with Messrs. Robert Salisbury, Billie
HaisIip. Cleveland Reeves, Mr.. Car
son and Henry Cherry motored from
Hassell Sunday and were the guests
of Misses Pearl and jefferson House.
Misses Helen Council and Ida In
scoe, Of Hamilton. were the guests
of Miss Lucy Davenport Saturday
and Sunday.
Professor Myers, of Hamilton,
spent Friday night and Saturday
with Mr. Whitaker.
Messrs. Herman Rawls, Jim Coun-
Gil, Mr.. Silverthorne and Master
Marvin Everett motored to Robin
sonville Friday night to attend the
school commencement.
Misses Myrtle Long and Jefferson
House attended the commencement
exercises at Robinsonville with Mr..
Ainsley last Friday night:
Misses Malissa Worsley and Pearl
House with Messrs. Ralph and Will
mer House attended the dance at
Speeds last Friday night.
Misses Marjorie Barrett. Pearl
and Mamie House and Mallissa
Worsley spent Saturday night at the
home Of Miss Hannah Long.
A party Of young folks left town
last Saturday night to spend the
evening with Misses Hannah and
Myrtle Song. Those of the party
were the Misses Helen Council, Lydia
Inscoe, Jefferson House, and Messrs.
Whitaker, Myers, Marion Burnett
and Wilmer House.
J. W. Hines and wife with Mrs
Spencer E. ard Mrs. j. L. Hines
motored to Scotland Neck Tuesday
morning.
The commonwealth. (Scotland Neck, N.C.) 1896-1929, 1914-04-30
Narrow Escape for Au!om0billsts.

While speeding down the hill near
Mr.. Charles Steptoe's farm at the
rate of about twenty-five miles per,
Messrs. C. E. Tadlock and Norman
Barr suddenly lost control of the
Ford roadster Mr.. Tadlock was
driving and as the car turned a
somersault down the grade both
occupants were thrown out against
the embankment about ten feet
away. Fortunately neither was
hurt as the ground against which
they fell happened to be soft. The
car however, was badly bruised up.
the front axle being badly bent and
the wind shield broken After ad-
justing the crippled roadster the
two passengers in their disabled
craft limped into town.
The commonwealth. (Scotland Neck, N.C.) 1896-1929, 1914-04-30
Check Your April Coush.

Thawing frost ard April rains
chill you to the very marrow, you
catch cold-Head and lungs stuffed
You are feverish-Cough eontinu-
ally and feel miserable-You need
DR.. Kings New Discovery. 1t
soothes inflamed and irritated throat
and lungs. stops cough. your head
clears up, fever leaves, and you feel
fine. Mr.. !. r. Davis. Of Stickr.-y
Corner, Me-, WAS cured of dread
full cough after doctors treatment
and all other remedies failed. Re-
lief or money back. Pleasant-chil-
dren like it. Get bottle to-day.
SOC. and 81 60, a. your druggist.
Bucklen' Arnica Salve for all Sores.
The commonwealth. (Scotland Neck, N.C.) 1896-1929, 1914-04-30
AMERICAN FLAG RAISING
CEREMONY AT VERA CRUZ
Stars and Stripes Raised Above Division Headquarters Rear Ad
mrabe Frank Fletcher and Was Accompanied by Salute and
Dress Parade Rebels Said be Gaining Ground While More
Friendly Feeling Displayed Toward Americans

three South American republics to
solve the Mexican trouble found no
echo here today in the hurried pre-
parations to embark an additi onal
force to Vera Cruz.
All day long the quartermaster's
department rushed the work of re-
fitting the freighter San Marcos into
an army transport and tonight the
steamship was loaded with supplies
and ready to sail early tomorrow
with troop of the Sixth cavalry
and several batteries Of the Fourth
field artillery. Three hundred and
forty artillery and cavalrymen were
ready at Texas City tonight to board
the San Marcos.
With the sixteen mountain guns
that were sent away on the. SatiIla
ySStSIUdy dllu CIlS UdItGIt6S Sailing
tomorrow there will be nearly a
regiment of artillery ready to take
the field at Vera Cruz within the
week.
While Brig. General G. G.. Davis,
in command of the army here, would
give no intiniation of plans for mov-
ing troops, it was reported that ar
tillery was being prefeaence over
cavalry in the dispatch of men to
Vera Cruz. There are now 100000
rations at Vera Cruz with additional
supplies going on the San Marcos.
Colonel Kranthauf, of the quarter
masters department, said tonight
that the army had an additional
three months supply in Galveston
ready FRI shipment. Tents, blank
cts and other camp equipment are
also in storage here.
The commonwealth. (Scotland Neck, N.C.) 1896-1929, 1914-04-30
BEAU FIELDING A PUZZLE.
He Was tho Enigma Of English Social
Life In His Day.


Beau Fielding was a young man OF
fashion in the reign of William Ill.
His house was sumptuously furnished,
his hunters, hacks and racers were Of
great value, and "he kept a table OF
princely hospitality" He had no os-
tensible source of income, yet appear
ed to be rolling in wealth. All that
was known of him was that he was
the fifth son Of Thomas Wilson, an
impoverished gentleman Of Leicester
shire. Evelyn describes him as very
young man, ''civil and good natured,
but Of no great force of character" !"
and Every sober and of good fame .
All attempts to discover his secret
were vain. "1n his most careless hours
or amusement he kept strict guard
over his tongue and left gossip to
conjecture what it pleased"
He redeemed his fathers estate and
portioned off his sisters and when re-
monstrated with on his extravaganza
replied that, however long his life
should last. he would always have
enough to live in the same way. Some
said it was he who had robbed the
Holland mail, for which another man
had suffered: others that he depended
upon the gambling table, though he
never played for large sums. He was
the enigma of social life till his career
was cut short by duel. His adversary
was at that time young man about
town like himself, John Law. who
afterward became the founder Of the
famous Mississippi scheme by which
half of France was ruined. When the
mysterious Beau died he left only q
few pounds behind him and not q
scrap of evidence to enlighten public
cI1riOcitV
The commonwealth. (Scotland Neck, N.C.) 1896-1929, 1914-04-30
The Per sonnel of
The Wounded.

Washington, April 27.-Names OF
thirteen bluejackets wounded in the
fighting at Vera Cruz, who had not
been reported or who could not be
identified in previous dispatches,
were cabled to the Navy Depart
ment by Rear Admiral Badger today.
The list:
Alvin NJ. Johns, coal-passer En-
listed at Atlanta, Ga, January 9,
1912. Born at Atlanta, Ca, April
Is, 1894. Home address Atlanta,
Ga. Wounded in left foot. Condi-
ton not serious. Attached to Ches-
ter.
William R. Schultz, ordinary sea-
man. Home, Milwaukee, Wis.
Flesh wound right shoulder. Con-
dition not serious.
Levator Benson, ordinary seaman.
Enlisted at Atlanta, Ca, October 2,
1912. Born at Gatlinburg, Tenn,
May 6, 1894. Home address LaFol-
lette, Tenn. Wounded in left calf.
Condition not serious. Attached to
the New Hampshire.
! Arthur Bernstein, seaman. Home
Brooklyn. Wounded in right fore
arm. Condition not serious.
; Basil D. Burnett, seaman. En-
listed at New Orleans, La, April 10,
1911. Born at Monroe, La, Deem
Der 16, 1898. Home address 1911
Baronne street, New Orleans. Flesh
wound in back. Condition favor.
able. Attached to the South Caro-.
lima.
], Patrick F. Cahill, seaman. Home
Worcester, Mass. Flesh. wound il
right thigh. Condition not serious
Geo. H. Conrad, ordinary seaman
Home Donnellsville, Ohio. Flesl
wound right thigh. Condition no
serious.
Edward H. Geucke, ordinary sea
man. Home South Vineland, N. J
Shot through lower jaw. Condition
j; favorable.
S Robert H. Hart, ordinary seaman
!. Enlisted at New Orleans June 25
1913. Born at Berwick, La, Ma
%, 1896. Home address 422 Henr
Clay avenue, New Orleans, LIZ
Flesh wound right thigh. Couditio
not serious. Attached to the Ne,
s Hampshire.
The commonwealth. (Scotland Neck, N.C.) 1896-1929, 1914-04-30
Spring Laxative and Blood Cleanser.

Flush out the accumulated waste
and poisons of the winter months;
cleans your stomach. liver and kid
neys of all impurities. Take DR..
Kings New Life Pills; nothing bet
ter for purifying the blood. Mild,
non-griping laxative. Cures con-
stipation; makes you feel fine. Take
no other. 25c. at your druggist.
Bucklen's Arnica Salve for all Hurts.
The commonwealth. (Scotland Neck, N.C.) 1896-1929, 1914-04-30
A Subtle Diu.

"Weel, weel," said the bailie to the
assessor, when youth was brought up
before him for some trifiing offense,
I'VE ken we mauna be over hard on
the puir fallow. We were laddies aimee
oorsels, and l suppose l was as big a
fule as Ony O. them when / was
young"
"And you're not an old man vet,
ba1lie," said the assessor blandly.-
Youths Companion.
The commonwealth. (Scotland Neck, N.C.) 1896-1929, 1914-04-30
Beauty Hint.
NUMBER II.

Rcd elbows, says the Evening News,
are happily thorn which may be re.
moved. Saw of the red elbows, soak
them in a bleaching mixture OF un-
slaked lime, steep them in carbollc
acid. and they will never trouble you
again. Cold feet may be treated sinh
tlarly.
The commonwealth. (Scotland Neck, N.C.) 1896-1929, 1914-04-30

Vera Cruz, April 27.-With all
ceremony, the firing of salute and
dress parade. the American flag was
raised today over the division head
quarters of rear admiral Frank F.
Fletcher. Over the customs house
the flag has been flying since the
landing of the American forces but
until now there had been no cere-
mony indicating the formal occupa-
ton of Vera Cruz.
The transports with Brig. General
Fuston's command aboard were off
the port late today, but there has
been no indication that the military
forces will be sent ashore at this
time. If the army lands, the blue
jackets now on duty here will go
aboard their ships, but the marines
will be left for land service.
Five Americans who arrived by
train from Mexico City today, were
expelled by General Huerta. They
had been arrested at Pachuca for no
known cause. They are DR.. Hoskins,
R. Citation, j. FUNSTON, G.. G.
Smith and Mr.. Maddox. DIR. Hos
kins was subjected to rougher treat
ment than the others because in his
pocke.s were found papers indicat-
ing that he had once served as sur
geon in the United States army of
volunteers. These men were sent to
the capital from Pachuca and Huer-
ia ordered them to leave the country.
The more friendly attitude dis
played in the capital towards for
eigners in the last day or two was
explained today when it was learned
from refugees that Rebel supporters
in Mexico City had taken steps to
change public opinion. They circu-
lated handbills calling upon the peo-
pie to protect Americans and de-
nouncing Huerta as the cause of the
landing of the American naval for
ces at Vera Cruz, and also as the
author of infammatory statements
published in Mexico City.
| In the handbills the people were
called upon to join in a big parade
in order to show disapproval of HUI
ertas attitude and to Indicate their
own frlendliness toward Americans.
The parade took place Saturday
The fact that it was permitted by
Huerta was construed as an indica.
ton of the weakening of his power
The Rebels are said to have beer
gaining ground in the territory
close to Mexico City. Four hundred
Federal wounded were brought into
the capital on Friday from nearby
I points. Where the battle was Tough
the refugees did not know.
Additional Fighting
Force to Vera Cruz
Galveston, Texas, April 27.-Th
note of peace sounded in the media
tion negotiations proposed by tn
The commonwealth. (Scotland Neck, N.C.) 1896-1929, 1914-04-30

'Do you expect this romantic turn
of yours to bear any practical fruits?''
Il do. l have now date with a
peach, who Is the apple Of my eye.
and with whom I expect to make a
pair when l have picked few plums.
unless she hands me a lemon in the
meantime. e."-Baltimore American.