The mirror. (Stillwater, Minn.) 1894-1925, 1914-07-02
IT endennis' Chat.


On Things Material material, Humorous and Otherwise
The small boy will be harassed with the trials of
safe and sane Fourth.
The fashions for the since the gents
nshng stores closed and the haberdasher shops opened
great deal has been written about the unspeakable
Turk much being nowadays
nized Huerta.
Why do of the periodicals illustrate their advertising
pages published matter so badly?
I'VE don't believe that little ragtime in the system will
hurt anybody provided it kept under restraint Bemid
Pioneer 1t is the jagtime that causes the trouble
Get in solid with a community of interests and you will
acquire interest community friends even if you do
not read the financial advice published in the periodicals.
n The f scientists fsn the lights Of the gsa5 white ways be-
ways has also benumbng befudding, belonging bedevn,
besetng, beseizing bebamboozing effect the faculties
The sufagetes where to 90 for the coin They re-
Gently held meeting in front of the subeasury New York.
the collection basket around Now please get the
idea that Wall street is trying the ground floor
Science sometimes has contrary effect upon students.
Philosophy and sociology usually considered mild of
mental alteration APPARENTLY have been the of landing
however who disturbed religious meeting in New
York said when brought before the Judge that she
student OF philosophy and sociology She got three months
Some people eyeglasses because their requires
the of lens eyeglasses because they
think the glasses give them scholarly look Others of de-
fectve mental perceptions counenance with
gold bows and sparkling glasses for the that saw
ring.
Melville Davissons Post says: '"The situation in Mexico
brings the Monroe Doctrine forward of the region
Let hope the Doctrine will get the clutches of
the academic spectators again 1t lost of the good
English Monroe gave by being specuated academcay
Because working idle last winter, the
economists wish national employment agencies and To-
Can Jobs be supplied by parcel post9 of the opinion
that jobs are owned and controlled by prosperity Last
Prosperity permitted the
old Dame Nature has given wheat than Prosperity and
Roosevelt should have thought twice before
river '"The River of Doubt"-St Louis Republic
The colonel did not the riyer-dd discover the
river He says Scrbnes the colonel did do was
to explore river down which party of explorers ever
s 6 the not 1ny think Twice but read
June.
All those who think that Uncle Sam fight in the
good effective old fashioned way, should Admiral
killed entire crew of Mexican machine gun"
urrah for the navy! Bring your and let the
blue jackets shoot them full of holes
The work of compiling text book for ilerate led
me through weary maze of English. Sometimes it seemed
that the deeper deved into the ntrcaces of step
mother tongue the less able learn have taken fresh
supply of since reading that eleven year old Mis-
souri, boy spelled fourteen hundred words ten hours without
Such deadly accuracy spelling our msspeIed language
and dreadful to contemplate Most folks who have
to write look forward to the time when they hire
rapher to use the dictionary for them
At last the for Admiral Deweys prompt and efec
tive action in the Philippines has been made clear book
Gently printed in Germany gives the whole away
wanted the islands, That is why Dewey sad
You fire when ready, Gridley" The book written
by exdplomat and called Juchen in the Land of Free
DOM have not read the book but have
exdpOmats literary effort have ongetted and pronounced
views upon the with SPAIN and going read
book. Let Dewey read it, If memory right the
admiral boss of the job at Manila and told the
mander of German warhip how behave when watching
another mans fight.
There for recognizing the labor unions
The coal operators know the 1t money of
their pockets better chance for work in
safety The organized coal Pennsylvania made the
provide electric lights and storage batteries That
cost the coal operators quarter of million dollars
Out in Colorado the miners fought for their union The
but