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The Birmingham age-herald., 1914-08-02
Things You See Or Broad1uay--By Kar1 Kaffer

There are other things you Broadway-in certain theatres, at least In one, new vaudeville star is attred according the programme in rain bows-but as a matter of fact, in union suit She stands upon pedestal and stereoptcon designs are thrown upon her But she is entirely too plump to be made into an ethereal rainbow, even by stereop- ticon
 By the way union suits very popular this summer y In three vaudeville houses there ladies dsport- ing themselves in them
 There things to see in the Broadway restau- rants also. You see many little chorus girls order ing 10cent plate of soup for their luncheon while the additional 25 cents which should have gone for nourishing beefsteak is saved that in few days she may buy new pair of silk stockings or Napoleon belt.
 recent episode however in Broadway restau- rant proves that chorus girls have hearts in spite of their vanity.
 ~The girl in the case, pretty and very chic in ap pearance, patiently waiting be served It was the noon hour and there was of course. terrific rush.
 waitress with her arms too, fuu Of dishes.
The Birmingham age-herald., 1914-08-02

THOU see all kinds of things on Broadway rt
 x may strike you as pathetic to see sentiment IE&MNI al couples who belong to class at all
 spooning the subway and ferries. They rather appeal to your sympathy for they have no other place in which to express their affection.
 But you feel like drawing the line a pair of well dressed persons of higher class, who sit in box on the orchestra floor in first class theatre and behave as though else in the house Yet that is just what occurred recently in we'll known Broadway theatre. The ushers strange y oblivous. Perhaps they weren't looking that way But you just believe everyone else was
 In fact, the attention of the audience i'm partially divided between the performers on the stage and the performers in the box
 The young woman was dressed in the latest mode and so was her escort. He kept his arm around her shoulders during the entire performance, while at frequent intervals she rested her head against his i. neck.
 There nothing pathetic about this instance of Hpublic spoonng the of the poorer classes It very disgusting and many people wondered why they should have chosen for their love making conspicuous place as box in . perfectly re- bectable theatroI
The Birmingham age-herald., 1914-08-02
Neu York Politics

cum under the he'd of the famus organiza- tion of Thomas Jeffersun; theere air as menny varaties of Republicans. Sosial- ists Free Thinkers, Mugwumps, Progress sives and all that. The hole cadoodle is looking for sumthing soft; same being the plain peepul,
 Down South when man changes his polytical affiliations and turns rum dem mycrat to republican, he is regarded with cold suspison- sneering remarks air bit turly hurled at him by his former asso- states in crime-t is broadly hinted that he is aftur sum polytical job, and he is re- furred to as polytical renegade a stripped backed surpint, and uther purely persunnel and compymintary remarks.
 But up heer it is differint A polytisian up heer can flop frum one party to anuther without creeating enny skandal, unless he's caught with the goods; evven he can pull lot of bunk about being maid the Goat or sumthing, and get away with it.
 The Honurabull Willyum Randoff Hurst is feeder of one factsion of poly ties in New York. Just what you would call the factson that Wilyum Randoff leeds, is hard to say. Emmy how, Willyum Randoff is one of the classest "Veewers with Alarm at present at large. Will yum Randoff always rite aftur evvery electsion takes one slant at the new admin nistrasion, be 1t State or Nasione and then discuvvers that 1t is fixing to betray the peepul, and proseeds to give the sed peepul direct and inside informasion to that eff feet. Willyum Randoff informs the peepul that they cannot trust the administration; he announces that he is about to withdraw his indorsemnt and that sed adminnistra- sion will have to proseed along it's lonely and misserabull corse alone and mynus his approval So far as can be authintically asscrtained Willyum Randoff's approval has newer been given in ungrudging turns to enny one whatsoever exsept to Willyum Randoff himself According to the best informed heer, Wilyum Randoff approves entirely of himself. No harsh wurd of criticism has evver fallen rum his lips of Wilyum Randoff. In fact, if Will yum Randoff can be sed to have a passion for enny one thing, ii is for Willyum Rand off He hates hmsef-he does.
 However, Wilyum Randoff has his following. If he desides to support Glynn for Guvvernor and turn the frown of his cassick lectures on Teddy or Sulzur, or whoevver the progressives nominate, as well as on the Republican nomminee, the chanses air that Glynn will win.
 Altogethur New York polytcks is as badly mixed as the Mexicon sltuason. Out side of Mexico itself theere is no phase under the sun wheere theere is so much revvolusion. Of corse, it is all in the ln- unrest of the plain peepul. There IS only one thing that the poIytisians of New York air united on, and that is theere un- swurving loyalty to the peepu If the pee pul have enny thing left when they get through with them, they will continew to be loyal to them down to the last kopeck.
 Yours troolv.
 BILL VINES.
The Birmingham age-herald., 1914-08-02

announse to an exsited and feeverish pop ulase that Mir. Roosefelt cannot stand the strain of further campaigning, being holly depleted in both the fissical and finansal departmints, and evvery boldly sets back with a sigh of releef, and the demmycrats begin to tune up and prepare to climb on the stage, why Teddy drinks bucket or two of pure ise watur, Gawge pays him visit and gets indorsed sum moor and in- dorses few himself, and out cums 7. R. with anuther blast of perfectly good de-
 nunsiasion of sumboddy or uther and musses up all the newspapers on the frunt
The Birmingham age-herald., 1914-08-02

0EW YORK, July 2s, 1914-Mistur llN Edditur: As this is ritten the Bull (Ea Moose Party in this neck of the woods is all fluttur. The Bull Moose party believes in progress-they air sum long on that progress stuff-and air just little bit inclined to ovver do it. So far they have not dun so, principally becawse they have progressed in neerly evvery con- seevabull mannur exsept in getting votes, which is site ovversite on theere part, but plum essensial in ordur to get one $ he'd in the troft. Enny how, up in New York the Progressives air all aggitated ovver who they air going to run for Guv- vernon. They want the old King Bull Moose, the Pepper of the tribe, the greatest livving ex-president of the United States, ex-pressidint, ex-explorrur, ex-ruff ridur, eX-edditur of the Lookout, ex-assstant sec retary of the navy, ex-poise Commissionur of New York, Teddy Roosefelt, to run. Teddy runs for enny offise well-he's $ good runner-and then he always puts a lot of Pep into q campain; he sturs things up and starts sumthing, making evvery boddy feel cumfurtabull and chubby rite to
 
 Teddy to run, but they have anuther and mainer reesun for wanting him to run, and that is Billy Sulzur stands good chanse to step in and quietly take the progressive nomminason, if Teddy don t beet him to it.
 If there is enny one thing that the rank and file of the progressive party adores above anuther, it is originality. The one grate trubble about them is, that they don't all know just when thing is original and when it ain't They do beeeve, however that Teddy is the original Teddy, also that Bill Sulzur is the original Bill, and both of them air the original Bugs frum Bug Senter, Bug County, United States of Amerika.
 The average progressive is d persun totally and uncondisionelIy, to say nuthing of Constitusionelly, unequvvicabully and irreckonsilabully opposed to all forms of constituted authority, at presslnt In of fise. That is the original and genuwine progressive. He believes in the Inissia- tive the Refferrendum and the Recall; Guvermint ownurship of Railroades; Votes for Wimin; Free and Unlimited Coinage of Silvur at Rasio of Sixteen to One; Low Tariff; Protecksion; Indipindence of the fllllppeenS; Tree IOlls; lnpeTlellSIH; OoH- servasion; Down with Predatory Weelth; Campain Publssity; Prohibition; Lokal Opsion; Letting the Peepul Rule; Reggula- sion of evvery thing; Freedom of Speech; Free Lunch, and evvery uther ism theere is eysept the ones advocated by the party in power, whichever party that is, which always ain the progressives.
 It is a favurrate passtime of the avver- age progressive in New York rite now to go round making himself gennerel all round newsanse, bursting into song in almost ev- very conseevabull phase, and making the we'll known and hyly esteemed welkin ring with such butiful Airs, as 'sHonwurd Christien Soldier" ''We'll Meet Hat Har- mageddun," 'sTo 'Ell With the Guvver- mint, "What's the Mattur With Purkins? Es all Rite,'' ssWheere Does
The Birmingham age-herald., 1914-08-02

page, to the utter disgust of Tammerny and Glynn, who can only get a squib in print by committing hyway robbery or murdur in the furst degree.
 New York is called the Empire State, and boasts of 20 per sent of the weelth of the country, and almost that much of the populasion. It can also lay claim to 98 per sent of the crazy and utterly insane polyticks. Theere air moor different breeds of polytisians in New York than enny uther phase in the world. Denny crats Tammery demmycrats, progressive demmycrats, Reeacsionary demmycrats
The Liberal democrat. [volume] (Liberal, Kan.) 1911-1924, 1914-09-25

Misses Elizabeth Corn and Ev
Virgins came up from Tyrone,
Friday and returned Saturday.
Miss Rita Feather who is teach.
ng near Hayne came home FRI
lay and returned to her school
} Monday morning.
Chas, Summers, Sr. made u
trip to DaIhart. Texas the first of
the week. .Er<.
Mrs. H. Hobble was called to
Haviland tuesday by the serious
illness OF 'r',father.
Miss Mary Farrell went to st.
Paul Minnesota Tuesday to attend
to some busit' " matters,
L. V. Gardner and j. /, Huff
are in Havlland this week in
interest of the new Friends
church.
Clarence Klpacy Of Chicago
came Tuesday 70 visit his aunt,
Mrs. q. A. b. Cross and family
for short time.
The Liberal democrat. [volume] (Liberal, Kan.) 1911-1924, 1914-09-25

Mrs. Tom Mcfarland went to
Bufllngame, Sunday to visit home
folks and bring home the small
daughter who has spent part of
the summer there.
Miss DoHa TripdIe left Monday
for Kansas City to visit a brother
and attend to some business matt
ers.
TO to the Mixed Furniture
company for new and second hand
goods, wall paper and rugs.
ad 8 II if.
Monday, Alex Psppas left on
a business trip ia Kansas City.
The Liberal democrat. [volume] (Liberal, Kan.) 1911-1924, 1914-09-25
Local Mention

DIR. Higginbotbam, practice
limited to diseases Of the eye, ear,
nose and throat, is at his Office in
Liberal, Saturday each week
ad 8 4 If.
Monday, Mrs. Con Buster left
for an extended visit with her
mother in Callao, Missouri,
Sunday, Mrs. Nancy Tucker
who visited her daughters, Mrs.
Freeman and Jane Brewer, re-
turned to Hardy, Arkansas.
For good coal call Phone II.
ad.7-tf
The Liberal democrat. [volume] (Liberal, Kan.) 1911-1924, 1914-09-25

Mrs. Frank Boles aud daughter
Helen left Wednesday TO visi
Mrs Boles' sister in Missouri,
Mrs. NJ. G. Collins, Of Baggs
Oklahoma S here visiting he'
daughter, Mrs. w. S, Buck.
Wednesday, Miss Emma Bar
tholomew came from Turon &c
visit her sister, Mrs. Jason Hub
bard.
j. S Green and wife came from
Pratt Wednesday to visit their
daughter, Mrs. Eugene Pellette.
Saturday, Mrs. M. b. Treat
came from British Columbia to
visit her son, V. L, Treat 0 n
Sharps Creek.
Mrs. Anna Wade who spent
some time in Kentuckey came
back Saturday to make her home
with her daughter, Mrs. VIM.
Phillip. Her son, y. E. Wade
accompanied her on the trip from
Kentuckey to Liberal.
Miss Ethel Mckinley W h o
visited her cousin, Mrs. Earl
Cooper and family returned the
latter part of last week for her
home in Alexandrian, Indiana,
J, G. Emerson and wife are 10
New York state visiting relatives.
Mrs. Emerson has been gone
some weeks IN other eastern
places but was joined by Mr..
Emerson the first of the week.
Saturday, Mrs. ID. q. Wood
came back from Hutchinson
where she had been exhibiting her
blacaa orphington chickens.
, j G. Long and family came
Tuesday from Joplin, Missouri
to make their home near here.
Edwin Summers and wife were
Sunday visitors in Liberal, spend
the time with his father, Chas
Summers. Sr. and wife and with
the other relative here.
Mrs. Georgia Redder is here
from W ichata, visiting her par
ents, Mr.. and Mrs. q. M. Glenn.
While Z, j. Smith is away on
a business trip to Kansas City,
Mrs. Smith has been assisting in
the drug store,
The Liberal democrat. [volume] (Liberal, Kan.) 1911-1924, 1914-09-25
Deafness Cannot Be Cured

by local applications as they cannot reach
the diseased portion Of the ear. There 10
only one way to cure deafness and that IL
caused BY an inlamed condition OF the mu-
cous lining Of the Eustachian Tube. When
this tube Is inhamed you have rumbling
sound or imperfect hearing, and when II ID
entirely closed, Deafness Is the result. and
unless the Inflammation can be taken out
and this tube restored to its normal condi-
ton, hearing will be. destroyed forever; nine
cases out OF ten are caused by Catarrh,
which 10 nothing but an iniamed condition
OF the mucous surfaces
We will give One Hundred Dollars for any
case OF Deafness Caused by catarrh) that
cannot be cured by Halls Catarrh Cure.
Send for circulars. free
f. ]. CHENEY & CO., Toledo. Ohio.
Sold by Druggists, 76c.
The Liberal democrat. [volume] (Liberal, Kan.) 1911-1924, 1914-09-25
For Rent

Small store room, counter and
shelves, south Side.
I. j. McDermott
McDermott RoJming House
ad If 6.26
The Liberal democrat. [volume] (Liberal, Kan.) 1911-1924, 1914-09-25

ioI Ierus' FnOne Z4q or CALI
Mrs. w. h MaIthop ad 81 81
Lewis HarreIl and wife who
visited Will and Wynn Herrel
left Monday for their home ii
Pratt.
Sid Long has been in Tucum,
carl, New Mexico attending tc
business this week.
Leland Mann returned Satur.
day from Chicago. H e b a
accepted position with a grocery
store in Pratt.
If you have a room to paper
give US a chance at it. Mixed
Furniture Co. ad Oil If
j. f. Funk and wife returned
Sunday from Hutchinson where
they had been attending the State
fair. Mrs. Funk won some races
with her little PAGER while there.
For Sale-Young jack for sale
out of y IA hand Jenney got
by John. d. Harris, a 16 hand
1920 pound Jack, cheep or trade
for young stock.
&. B. Stone,
ad If pd ct Lorena, Okla.
Misses Leo Reynolds and Hazel
Wooley, Roy Harrison and wife
and Emil Harrison were at Hutch
inson the latter part of the week
attending the fair.
For Sale Z room house, with
bath and water. Inquire Mrs. o. I
Wood. ad III If.
Paul Light and family expect
to leave soon for a six months
stay in California. They will
make the trip in their auto.
For Sale Preserving Tomatoes
One dollars per bus b Ell
Special prices on. larger quaint
ties. Call 1917 and delivery will
be made. ,ad 1921.
G. E. Woods and wife, Mrs.
Jennie Karau, Mrs. May Sutton
and two sons Mrs. K. P. Smith
and Mrs. Captolia Hubbard we're
at the Evans ranch south of here
Sunday. ,s7% @"
AL Blake returned the first of
the week from business trip in
the northern part of the state.
Monday, Miss Ethel BrundiaQe
came home from Hutchinson.
Mrs. A. NJ. Lease and children
and Ethel Tice left for Moreland,
Friday to visit relatives.
Mrs. II. S. Howe who has been
here visiting her daughter Mrs.
E. L, Smith left Friday for her
home in Okeene, Oklahoma.
S. Holman and wife spent Fri
day here.
Mrs Paul Wright and small
son of Optima, were here for a
short time last week visiting w.
n. Wright and family
H. w. Clutter who was at
during the fair stopped
mere for short time the first Of
he week Oh his way home to Dial
mart Texas.
Balm Wagons the kind your
father aud grandfather had back
yonder.
I'd If 9.25. Thos. W. Cav.
Miss Captolia Hubbard W b o
las been guest of Mrs. l.. H
Sutton returned to her home at
Jamestown, Missouri, Wednes.
lay.
G. r. Hickman and wife of
Tyrone we're in town last Friday
Wednesday, Mrs. Ernes
Adams came up from Hooker to
,isit the family of Mrs. j B
SDradliug.
Wednesday evening, Ted Tbsy-
# was called to lola to attend the
The Barre daily times. (Barre, Vt.) 1897-1959, 1914-11-17
WEST BERLIN.

Miss Carolyn Hill, who has been visit.
ing her grandparents, Mr.. and Mrs. +. A
Glines, returned TO her home in Water.
bury Monday.
George A. Snow from Waterbury was
a guest at the home Of Mr. and Mrs
G. II. Robinson Sunday.
A. o. Freelsnd was in Barre Sunday.
Melvin Cooper has been spending sew
eral days in Montpelier recently.
Miss Helen Glines from Putnamville Is
visiting her parents, Mr. and Mrs. 4. A.
Glines.
Mr.. and Mrs George =. Dresser. who
have spent the summer in their cottage
in this place. returned to their home in
Thompson. Conn. early last week.
J. O. Williams has been quite IN re-
Gently. but j. better now.
Mrs Julia Young from Boston IL visit
ing her sister Mrs T. A Emerson.
Mrs Hazel Raymond was in Mont
pelier last Friday
II. Brush from the west visited friends
IN this place recentiy.
Mr. and Mrs Charles Brown. her
mother. Mrs incv stiles. from Mont
pelier. and Mrs. Martha p Chandler. and
Mrs Annie Eastman from North Haver-
hill. y. w. were guests Of Mr. and Mrs
Vi. A. Cooper last week
The Barre daily times. (Barre, Vt.) 1897-1959, 1914-11-17
POTATO GROWERS ORGANIZE.
County Farmers Plan to &c
Benefits of Cooperation.

In a meeting in the town hall in Wind
ham Saturday evening, Nov. IA, po'
tato growers association came into
being. 1t is made up of Windham farm.
ers and organized for the purpose OF
marketing potatoes and buying fer
tilzers for its members. 1t is to be
known as the Windham Potato Growers
association.
This town, situated up in the hills,
has long been noted for its good pota.
toes, but, owing to the distance from
market and the small acreage of any
one grower, there has been the need of
some cooperative method of disposing
Of the tubers. At gathering Oct 20,
County Agent A. w. Sweeton and those
present talked the matter over and out
linal plan which, with considerable
work on the part of many, resulted in
this new organization.
On the fertilizer matter, the assoca-
ton plans to buy for its members in car
load lots, dividing the actual expense
with each order among those
making up the order at so much per ton.
The marketing will be dealt with
similarly, and when the po-
tatoes are ready to go in the fall the
bord of directors will send someone as
agent for them and he will look up a
place for them in some Massachusetts
city, to which they will be shipped in
carload lots. The expenses of marketing
zach shipment will be paid at so much
per bushel by those making up the ship
nent. With several thousand bushels
10 be marketed in this way the expense
Der pushed will be very small
The question of raising seed potatoes
vas discussed and the association will
De on the lookout for seed potato orders
or southern growers if they find they
an fill these orders to advantage.
At the meeting on Nov, % men, repre-
enting between 80 and 90 acres, signed |
he constitution as charter members, and !
lected the following officers; Pres. NJ. II. /
INGALLS, of Windham; vice pres. w L. !
-enney of South Windham; sec, Harry |
:. Gould of Chester; treas, G.. T. Fales /
t Windham; directors, James White of !
hester, W. r. Carlton of Windbam, w. !
Idams of Windham; auditor. y. II.
lawson of Windham.
The association is now in working
rider and promises to be of much service
0 its members.
The Barre daily times. (Barre, Vt.) 1897-1959, 1914-11-17

School closed Friday, Nov, IL, The
pupils having no absent marks were
Roscoe Campbell, Alice Ferris, Percy
Mcloud Willie Robinson, Bertha Scott
Chester Robinson and Henry Robinson
Those having no tardy marks were
Percy Meloud, Alice Ferris, Willie Rob-
nson, Marion McAuley, Henry Robinson,
Annabel McAuley, Chester Robinson,
VERNE Patch, Forrest shuttle, Margaret
Wood and Edna Wood. Whole number
OF pupils enrolled, IS; average daily at
tendance, IL 59-l0d.
A number from East Montpelier were
in town Friday night TO attend the en-
tertainment given by the school children
Tor the benefit OF the Sunday school.
News has been received here OF the
birth of daughter, Nov. 4, to Mr. and
Mrs. Edward Pierce of st. Johnsbury,
Mrs Pierce will be remembered as
Gertrude Mathers of this place.
Miss Nellie Warren has returned from
her work in Montpelier.
Mrs. Minnie Horr has closed very
successful term of school here and IL is
hoped she will return for the winter
term.
Messrs. Patch, Sloane and Campbell
have returned from hunting trip on
Woodbury. mountain.
f. j.. Horr has had New England
telephone installed in his store. His call
is 1916
Mrs. Charles Hood has been on the
sick list, but is gaining
Mrs. Emily Meader is spending a few
days with her sister, Ella Richard.
A son was born Nov. s to Mrs. Nellie
Lawrence Baldwin.
Mrs. Earl York and son, Raymond,
nave returned to their home in Barre,
after spending several weeks at the
iome of her father, Willard Daley.
Mrs. William McAuley of upper Gran
teyille is visiting her son, Dan McAuley. |
Mrs. Eleanor McAuley and Mrs. Jerry
Slsyton were in North Calais Friday.
Mrs. Bessie Jacobs and son, Howard, |
ave returned home after spending
ew days with Mrs. Ernest Trepto.
The Barre daily times. (Barre, Vt.) 1897-1959, 1914-11-17
CRYING FOR HELP
Lots Of 1t In Barre but Daily Growing
Less.

Lots OF II In Barre but Daily Growing
Less.
The kidneys often cry for help.
Not another organ in the whole
body more delicately construct
ed;
Not one more important to
health.
The kidneys are the filters Of
the blood.
When they fail, the blood be-
comes foul and poisonous.
There can be no health where
there is poisoned blood.
Backache is one of the fire.
quent indications of kidney trou-
BILE.
1t is often the kidneys cry for
help. Heed it.
Read what Doan's Kidney
Pills have done for overworked
kidneys.
Read what Doan's have done
for Barre people.
Mrs. William stephens, rs Maple ave-
nue., Barre, says: 1--WE have not used
Doan's Kidney Pills for some time, as
the cure they made some years ago has
proven permanent. You may continue
publishing my statement as heretofore"
Price SOC, at all dealers. Don't simply
ask for kidney remedy--get Doan's
Kidney Pills--the same that Mrs. Ste
phens recommends. Foster Milburn Co.,
Props, Buffalo, N Y.
The Barre daily times. (Barre, Vt.) 1897-1959, 1914-11-17
HEAD AND NOSTRILS
STUFFED FROM COLD
"Pape's Cold Compound" Ends Colds and
Grippe in Few Hours-Tastes
Niee-Acts Gently

Your cold will break and all grippe
misery end after taking dose of "Papes
Cold Compound" every two hours until
three doses are taken,
II promptly opens clogged.up nostrils
and air passages in the head stops nasty
discharge or nose running, relieves sick
headache, dullncss, feverishness, sore
throat, sneeling, soreness and stiffness.
Don't stay stuffed upl Quit blowing
and snuiIling Ease your throbbing head
nothing else in the world gives such
prompt relief as "Pape's Cold Com.
pound" which costs only % cents at any
drug store. II acts without assistance
tastes nice, and causes no inconvenience
Accept no substitute,--Advt.