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Harrisburg telegraph. [volume] (Harrisburg, Pa.) 1879-1948, 1914-02-28
THE LONESOME MIR. GLACkENs

a I the age of fifty years and
n after two previous matrimonial
4 \ ventures which do not seem tc
have been entirely happy. Isaac
Glackens, of Philadelphia, has de-
clared himself candidate for a third
marriage.
Mr.. Glackens says he is lonesome,
but, in spite of that fact, he is very
exacting. He announces that he will
entertain no applications from young
and inexperienced women and that
the future Mrs. Glackens must not be
a suffragette, or one who devotes all
her time to dress and society. She
must have had experience in house
keeping and qualification which will
be insisted upon is that she be able
to make good pies, which, by the way,
seems to be entirely reasonable.
Mr.. Glackens would prefer a good
looking wife, but if she possesses all
the other qualifications, he is willing
to waive her appearances.
But Mr.. Glackens is lonesome, that
is the significant thing. Beggars and
lonesome men cannot be too cholcy
and the probabilities are that when
Mr.. Glackens finally takes unto him.
self No. 8, it will be discovered that
he has done just what most of the
rest of us do-take them as we find
them.
Harrisburg telegraph. [volume] (Harrisburg, Pa.) 1879-1948, 1914-02-28
KEEPING POPULAR FAVOR

"HE job of being governor is a
thankless one. In the ordinary
4 course of things a new governor
is much courted man.. He
has legislative policy to outline, a
host of appointments to make and
many bills to sign. He is usually popu-
lar until after the second term of the
Legislature during his four year in
cumbency. Then the rank and file and
those who have axes to grind are or
dinarily content to let the governor
play golf to his hearts content. and
he is not even called upon to race
about the State making speeches.
This applies in general to good gov
ernors and poor governors alike. But
it does not apply to Governor Tener.
He is the one exception. He is more
in demand now than when he was in
augurated. He could be out on the
speech making circuit every day if he
would and then not fill all requests for
his presence.
The answer would seem TO lie to a
considerable extent in baseball. The
head of major league is bigger man
in Fandom than the chief executive of
mere State, no matter how Just and
efficient he may be.
Harrisburg telegraph. [volume] (Harrisburg, Pa.) 1879-1948, 1914-02-28

You owe it to your children to edu-
cate them. Part of every good educa-
tion is familiarity with foreign lands
The Telegraph has arranged to bring
the whole world to Harrisburg. Do not
deny the little folks visit to Chestnut
Street Hall next week. The Niblo pic
lures are the best of their kind. and the
Telegraph has arranged to exhibit them
here for ten cents admission, but to get
the reduced rate don't forget the
coupon.
Harrisburg telegraph. [volume] (Harrisburg, Pa.) 1879-1948, 1914-02-28

We had always looked upon the
oyster as a lazy. inactive fellow, and
now comes a scientist to tell us that
one oyster will in a single season
easily produce a million young ones.
Probably along the same line of rea-
soning that always gives the poorest
family in the neighborhood the largest
number of children.
Harrisburg telegraph. [volume] (Harrisburg, Pa.) 1879-1948, 1914-02-28
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From the Telegraph of Feb. 20, 1864
SHERMAN IN ALABAMA

Memphis, Tenn, Feb. 26.-Arrivals
from Vicksburg confirm the previous
reports that General Sherman had oc-
cupied Selma, Alabama, and is safe.
1t is reported that Smith is slowly
falling back towards Memphis, but the
report is not generally believed, as
but little credit can be given to the
statements of stragglers.
Harrisburg telegraph. [volume] (Harrisburg, Pa.) 1879-1948, 1914-02-28

A Boston newspaper tells its readers
that there are indicat tions of a lively
political battle In Pennsylvania this
year" Indications? Battle? Mani Man!
Your words don't begin to express 1t.
Harrisburg telegraph. [volume] (Harrisburg, Pa.) 1879-1948, 1914-02-28
ENEMY AT DALTON

Louisville, KY, Feb. 2S.-A reliable
informant who left the front on Fri
day morning reports our army then
five miles from Tunnel Hill. They had
ascertained that the enemy was in
force at Dalton.
Harrisburg telegraph. [volume] (Harrisburg, Pa.) 1879-1948, 1914-02-28

Pride goeth before a fall. This ap-
plies to the man who declines to in
crease the size of his feet with rubbers.
Harrisburg telegraph. [volume] (Harrisburg, Pa.) 1879-1948, 1914-02-28

The hobble-skirt has been found to
have originated in ancient Egypt. At
that few of the mummies have anything
on the fashions of to-day.
Harrisburg telegraph. [volume] (Harrisburg, Pa.) 1879-1948, 1914-02-28
There is no
baking
powder SO
economical
in practical
use, no
matter how
little others
may cost,
as the Royal
.lrfhARRlSBuR &.flfTy.
years. AGO.rO~DM

From the Telegraph of Feb. 20, 1864.
SUNDAY SCHOOL FAIR
The fair gotten up under the au-
spices of the Sabbath School and la
dies of the New Presbyterian Church,
will open at o'clock tomorrow even
ing, in Brant's lower hall
Harrisburg telegraph. [volume] (Harrisburg, Pa.) 1879-1948, 1914-02-28
55TH VOLUNTEERS TO MEET

The members of the Fifty fifth
Regiment, Pennsylvania Volunteers,
Colonel Richard White,) are request
ed to meet at the Cotton Factory to-
morrow (Tuesday) morning, at 8
o'clock
Harrisburg telegraph. [volume] (Harrisburg, Pa.) 1879-1948, 1914-02-28

This phonograph," averred the sales
man. needs no introduction"
why not?"
1T speaks for itself."-Judge.
Harrisburg telegraph. [volume] (Harrisburg, Pa.) 1879-1948, 1914-02-28

dlgeStlble; never wastes
good flour, butter and
eggs.
More important still
is the saving in health.
Royal Baking Powder
adds anti -dyspeptic
qualities to the food.
Harrisburg telegraph. [volume] (Harrisburg, Pa.) 1879-1948, 1914-02-28

Royal is economical, because It pos
sesses more leavening power and goes
further. Royal saves also, because it
always makes fine, light, sweet food, all
Harrisburg telegraph. [volume] (Harrisburg, Pa.) 1879-1948, 1914-02-28

The Harrisburg Railways Company
is rapidly equipping cars with Jacks.
especially in the winter weather when
run-offs. are apt to occur, and most
OF the cars on the runs through the
business sections are prepared for
emergencies. The local company was
one of the first to have a liberal sup
ply of jacks provided for accidents.
although in some cities such articles
are very hard to find.
Harrisburg telegraph. [volume] (Harrisburg, Pa.) 1879-1948, 1914-02-28

The Lewisburg Saturday News, the
newspaper of B. K. Focht, gives DR..
Martin G. Brumbaugh a strong en-
The herald., 1914-12-10
DREW TRIBUTE FROM TWAIN
eeption of Gentleman, Named
His Coachman.

Once. upon being asked to give his
conception OF gentleman, Mark
Twain, after a moments deep thought,
paid the following tribute to one who
after many years of faithful service
had just died-the great humorist's
coachman, Patrick McAleer.
"He was never old-Patrick. He
came to US sc years ago. He was my
coachman on the morning that drove
my young bride to our new home. He
was a young Irishman, slender, tall.
1.-THE, honest. truthful, and he never
changed in all his life. He really was
with US but Is years, for he did not
go with us to Europe, but he never re-
garded that as separation. AS the
children grew up he was their guide.
He was all honor. honesty and affec-
tion. He was with US in New Hamp-
shire last summer, and his hair was
just as black, his eyes were just as
blue, his form Just as straight and
his heart just as good as on the day
we first met. In all the long years
Patrick never made a mistake. He
never needed an order; he never re-
ceived a command. He knew. | have
been asked for my idea OF an ideal
gentleman, and / give 1t to you-Pat-
rick McAleer."
The herald., 1914-12-10
TALE IS HARDLY COMPLETE
cluded an Account Of What the
Fish Man Said.

There was a man walking through a
mountainous region one day selling
fish. AS he went along he called:
Fish for sale! Fish for sale!"
Going through a valley he CHANGED
to look up and on top Of very tall
mountain which doomed into the sky
he saw tiny hut, and closer his eagle
eye seemed to discern signs Of life.
Being an ambitious and painstaking
fish man, he settled his hamper Of
fish more firmly on his back and slow
ly climbed up to the top OF the noun
tain. When he reached the hut he
knocked at the door and a man came
out. and he said to the man: ANY
fish today?"
The man took his pipe out OF his
mouth, and looking over the deal. re-
piled: mo fish today"
The man went back down the noun
tain. When he had reached the bot
tom he happened to look up and he
saw the same man In front Of the hut
beckon to him. Once more he set
tied his fish hamper on his back and
once more slowly climbed up to the
top Of the mountain. When he got to
within hearing, the man In front Of
the hut said to him:
81 don't want any fish today or to-
morrow, either"
The herald., 1914-12-10
To ScotIand's PoetS,

One of the finest memorials in the
Sorld commentaries poet, the author
of The Lady of the Lake" and Mar
mion." This is the Scott monument,
the chief ornament of Princes street,
Edinburgh. The poet is seated under
a magnificent canopy. and by his side
Is his favorite collie, Mazda. This re-
markable memorial also shows the cor
rect likeness of 16 other Scottish poets
and statuettee OF Ga Of Scott's char.
acters."
Scotland has another beautiful
statue to a poet, but very few people
see this in comparison with the crowds
who view the Scott monument, for 1t
stands-or. rather, sits-beside st.
Mary's Loeb in Ettrick Forest. 1t
commentaries James Hogg, who was
called The Ettrick Shepherd" and,
as in SCOTS case, his dog, too, enjoys
a twin immortality-the faithful sheep
dog Lutham, which was the poets
constant companion for many years.
The herald., 1914-12-10
PLAYED He Was a Girl,

The little boys mother had striven
hard to bring him up nicely, and in
particular she had labored to incul.
cate high ideals OF chivalry and gen.
teel conduct toward the other sex One
night, putting the usual bedtime ques.
ton as to whether or no he had be-
haved like gentleman during the day.
she was met by a swift affirmative
rather perplexing in view of a little
girl neighbours precipitate and Sob
bling retreat from the garden. But:
"Oh, no. indeed, mamma" an
nounced the boy in response to her
gentle persistence, Il didn't forget
bout trying to be a gentleman when
| made Annie cry. She 'haved awful,
mamma, so | played was a girl for q
minute and pulled her hair!"
The herald., 1914-12-10
RENOWN WON BY CRIPPlES
Numerous Cases Where Infirmltles
Have Not Hindered the Climbing
Of the Ladder Of Fame.

Many persons, crippled in early age.
have, Notwithstanding their infirmity
made a name for themselves in the
history OF the world.
The notorious, or famous. according
TO the point Of view, French states
con. and for a time French ambas-
sador at the English court, was
through an accident when one year
old. rendered a cripple for life. His
cunning. cleverness. political penetra-
ton, adrOit intrigues and ingenious
subterfuges were yehemently opposed
by the emperor's wife. Josephine, who
energetically denounced him as q
cursed cripple"
Both Lord Byron and Sir Walter
Scott were lame.
Mrs. Browning. the distinguished
English poetess. was OF delicate con-
stitutiOn, and never enjoyed robust
health. Her sufferings were due to
an accident which happened in her
sixteenth year She was one day try
ing to saddle her pony in a field when
she fell with the saddle upon her. in
curing an injury to the spine. The
after affects were so serious that for
years she had to recline on her back.
In every walk Of life. crippled per-
sons have won renown, and proved
that their infirmity has by no means
hindered their rise up the ladder o.
fame
The herald., 1914-12-10
MOUNT oLIVET CHURCH.

Rev. Sidney L. Vail, Rector, 524 Peli-
can avenue. Telephone, Algiers 2S5.
Sundays-Holy Communion. 7:3s
I. m; Sunday School, $3.50 a. M;
Morning Prayer or Litany and al
iress, IL a. M; Confirmation Class
tchildren). p. ~; Evening Prayer
md sermon, 1880 p. m.
Holy Days, Holy Communion, 1880
4. m. unless otherwise announced.
Vestry meets first Thursday Of each
month at the Rectory, 1880 p. m.
Ladies' Guild meets Tuesday after
The third Sunday at the Rectory, 1880
o. m.
Senior Chapter Brotherhood Of st.
Andrew, second and fourth Tuesdays
at the Rectory, 500 p. M
Choir Guild frst Tuesday after prsc
tice.
Girls Friendly Society. second
Thursday at 700 p. n, homes Of mem
bers.
Teachers Meeting, Saturday, p. m
The herald., 1914-12-10
Beware Of This Tree,

In the island OF Grenada, British
West Indies, there grows a most Pc
culiar tree, the only one of it's kind
In the West Indies. Its leaves resem-
Bile those of the so-called sensitive
plant. but whereas the sensitive plant
is quite a small shrub, the angry tree
grows to a height Of about five or six
feet.
AS you approach the tree its leaves
begin to shake and the whole tree
shivers, but If you venture to touch
1t, so indignant will it become that II
will bend until its branches touch the
ground. At the same time it sends
out a most obnoxious smell which
forces one to retire. After a time the
tree RECEIVERS and becomes quite
placid.
The herald., 1914-12-10
Church Calender.
HURCH OF THE HOLY NAME or
MARY.
~hos. J. Larkin, Pari1h Priest.

~hos. J. Larkin, PariIh Priest.
Sunday (OctOber l till June ~
iasses: 5:15, 700: High Mass, 1000,
sermon; Sis, Children's Mass, Sun
lay School; 1870 p. NJ. Benediction of
he Blessed Sacrament.
Sunday June l till October IL
dasses: 5:15, 700 and 800; Chill.
trens Mass at $3.50. Benediction OF
he Blessed Sacrament after the last
Nass.
Weekdays-Masses, 500, $50, 700.
Wednesday, Children's Mass at s:l5
ADMINISTRATORS / till June l,
rom to p. M; June l till October
g.. 4 to p. m.
Confessions every day from to 7
I. N. Saturdays and ewes OF Feasts
rom 4 p. IN. till $3.50 p. N.
Sick calls at any hour. day or night.
is, however, requested that notice
II such calls be given in the fore
,oon.
Altar Society the nrst Tuesday. in
he RectUry, at 1880 p. N.
Conference st. Vincent de Paul,
very Monday night. in the Rectory.
It 1880 p. IN.
Holy Angels SOdality, on the first
Wednesday, in the Convent, at $3.50.
Young Ladies' Sodality on the
ourth Monday, in the parlors Of the
Rectory, at 1880 p. m.
Children of Mary, on the third Sun
lay.
altar Boys, st. John Berchman's So
iality, on the third Tuesday in rec
rory at Z p. m.
Apostleship of Prayer-Gentlemen
promoters on Friday following the
bird Sunday, IN Rectory, at p. m.
Lady promoters on the fourth Sun
lay, in Rectory, at p. m.
Holy Name Society, every third SIM
lay in the Church at 1880 p. m. The
officers and Board OF Councillors, on
de Friday following tie third Sunday
q the Presbytery at 1880 p. IN.
The herald., 1914-12-10
The Butterf1y's Immunity.

THE general immunity Of butterflies
and day-fying moths from attack by
insectivorous birds is as strikingly
evident In India as 1t is in England or
America, and seems a serious diff
Guilty in the way Of accepting the
Batesian theory Of mimicry. Not only
do the birds OF this district" writes
an Indian correspondent Of Nature,
pay nc attention to the common but
terfies, but the latter seem to despise
the former. In contrast with this i'm
munity, | have found that nocturnal
moths II forced to take long flights
during the daytime, are liable to at
tack. and In these circumstances
stand poor chance indeed of reach
Ing haven Of refuge.
1T seems, then. that unfamiliar lepi-
doptera are much more liable to at
tack than the common everyday
kind"
The herald., 1914-12-10
Cured by Suggestion.

Mental healing has long been prac-
ticed, bat Doctor Berillon Of Paris as
serts that psychotherapia is the medi-
cine OF the future. He does not put his
patients into an hypnotic trance, but
places them in an environment which
creates the appetite for sleep and in
vites them to repose on a bed and
think OF nothing. Then he leaves
them. They gradually succumb to the
tick-tack of a metronome.
When the patient is in a hynotic
slumber. IL 1t is desired that he should
be cured of excessive indulgence in al
cohol, the psychotherapist suggests to
him that he cannot raise a glass Of
absinthe to his lips, and repeats the
suggestion until the prohibition is so
engraved on his brain that II he would
he could not do so.
Doctor Berillon is frequently con-
suited by those who wish to be cured
OF an unhappy love passion. Through
hypnotism they obtain their release.
The herald., 1914-12-10
Ysobel's Reformation.

Ysobel Smooch, young and beautiful
to say the least, hesitated outside the
glittering Cafe de Bon Bon, torn be-
tween conflicting emotions between
the hours Of IL and IL p. m.
Outside all was dark and dismal.
Inside all was not. All was bright
and cheerful and gay.
Shall I turn over a new leaf" Yso-
bel asked herself, cor shall / keep
hitting up on the old pager"
There was no answer.
The fair girls feet were wavering
toward the lights, when she reflected
again.
He was there! He! He! He!
He was the same cashier who had
seen her slip by the evening before
without the formality Of paying her
bill.
Resolutely, Ysobel Smooch turned
her steps toward a different life.-De-
troit Free Press.
The herald., 1914-12-10
IDEAS FOR THE GENEROUS
Writer Gives His Views as to How
to Do the Most Good in the
Best Directions.

The best charity cannot be organ.
lied, cannot, indeed, be called charity,
in the usual sense of the word Some
of the men whose gifts in various pub
lie directions have been most munifl-
cent are in themselves not generous
men. and some whose gifts are never
heard of are the most generous men
In the world. To do the most good
in the best directions one would need
to be much more than wealthy; one
would need 10 be wise, widely &C
quainted, ubiquitous and invisible.
The rich man who will stand high
est in the worlds esteem will be he
who devises some way OF reaching,
by direct and quite unmechaniZed
ways. the lives. not counted among
the needy. 10 whom special gifts for
benefits of III worth would bring to
themselves and others the greatest
blessings We should like to have a
secret service for bringing good to
those who will never get it otherwise
An unknown board with unknown
agents TO distribute pianos to persons
who desire to play them rather than
to hear them played, college training
TO those who will go to college to get
it rather than everything but train
ing, and trips to Europe for school
teachers and ministers to whom and
through whom they will bring consid-
cradle heaven to earth, would be the
worlds first best charity.-Christiap
Register
The herald., 1914-12-10
METHODIST CHURCH.
Sunday Service.

Cor. Lavergne and Delaronde.
Rev. R. NJ. Brown, sos Pelican Ave.
Morning service, IL q. m; evening
service, 1880 p. m; Sunday School,
$3.50 q. m.
Sunday School Teachers Meeting,
drst Thursday night after prayer ser
vice. Sunday School Missionary day,
arst Sunday in each month. Comnu-
aion service, first Sunday Of each
month.
Mems Bible Glass every Wednesday
at 7:45 p. m. and Sunday at $3.50 a. N.
Woman's Bible Class every Sunday
at $3.50 a. m. and second Tuesday night
Of each month.
Official Board meeting, first Monday
aight of each month.
Prayer meeting every Thursday at
1870 p. m. Missionary prayer meeting
Thursday after first Sunday Of each
month.
Senior League, Sunday at 700 p. m.
Senior Epworth League Literary,
Social and Business meeting at the
church on the fourth Friday, 1880 D.
N.
Wopan's Home Mission Society at
the church on the first Tuesday of
each month at 1880 p. m.
Choir practice every Saturday at the
church at 1880 D. m.
The herald., 1914-12-10
TRINITY Ev.LUTHERAH CHURCH

TRINITY Ev-LUTHERAN CHURCH.
L.r. olivier and Eliza Streets.
Rev. A. J. Schliesser. Pastor.
Residence: 43S Olivier Street.
German-Every Sunday a. 1890 ..
English-Everey Sunday at 8 .. m.
Sunday School-9:15 q. m.
Weekday Services-Conducted Ia
he English language. every Thursday
aight 1880, from October to June.
Communion services are previously
announced.
Church festivals observed by special
services.
A parochial day school, conducted
~ a special teacher, in connection
with the church.
acknowledgements meeting,
very second Monday. 1880 p. IT,; Ger
nan Frauenverein, every first Wed,
lesday, 3 p. m; Helping Hand Circle.
Every first Wednesday, 1880 p. m;
Young Peoples Society. every secone
TUESDAY, 1880 p. m.
The herald., 1914-12-10

It's bad enough to hear OF the
cars forces modifying from Vlad-
itchenskaia to Observation-Disclosures and
OF the Servians collecting at Macy
Becskerek and Maria TheresiOpel, but
we quake at the thought OF the Skin
mish at Gyantsejong or the battle OF
Tytanauliangtau going down to future
generations of school children
The herald., 1914-12-10
GCHEDULE :

LEAVE GRETNA-5 so, s:3s :1s. 20
5 80, $40. 9 80. 10. 10 40 20 y 30: a.
a.i0 2 10 4 30. s 10, 5 80, . 30,
7:iO, I so, 80. 9:lO, 80. 10 80
IL 10. IL 80 p. m.
Pass Harvey's Canal minutes after iea'
Reach ImesvirIe is minutes after leaving
Gretna.
LEAVE AMEsvILLE-8: O5. AS. Z :2e
sos, s:45; s;$3; 3, 10 3, 90 :i5. IL Is IS
> o. 245, 3:25, 4 :05, 4 AS, 5 rs
g :05' 8 AS, :25, :05, 8 AS, 9:25
10 :05, 1O:45, IL rs p. m; l2:V
Pass Harvey's Canal minutes after lea'
ing Amesville.
Amesville. ,uu.
Last Car leaves Gretna for Amesvill'
IL go p. m. ,,
IL :o5 .. u.
The herald., 1914-12-10

There II plenty OF thrilling variety
about the war news, but there is a
generally prevalent belief on this side
bf the Atlantic that the occurrences
which are not mentioned in the cen
sored dispatches are OF far more in
terest and importance than those
which are told about.
The herald., 1914-12-10
About the Limit in Snobbery.

Our idea OF snob is 4 man on
ladder who kisses the feet of the
man on the round above him. and
kicks at the man on the round below
him
The herald., 1914-12-10
GRErNA TO IMMIGRATION STATION

From Gretna, 8 minutes, y minutes anu
a. minutes after the hdir. ~ min.
,,es and az minutes after the hour.
canal Street Ferry, 10 minutes. oo min
ntes and 20 minutes after the hour. o.
car Barn Pacific Ave, 10 min SoS'r ''
,,i,utes and So minutes after the hour; M
T." FIrnirs and Newton, on the hour ana :"
,,tnIItas and 40 minutes after the hour.
E'irsf car leaves Gretna 3 :2S a. N.
last ear leaves Gret6a for Immigration
Iast car leaves Gretns for Car Barn via
Sar,ton and Teche SITS. II 80 a. IN.
The herald., 1914-12-10
SUNDAY EXCURSION
s:Oo a. D........''.'''''''''' 90 p
ELECTRIC CAR SERVICE
1,...,, AlryTara and Gvttna.

taaves Grerna. jackson Ave Ferry LANG
,,s,1 nassing through McDonoghvi'le, 70 Al
w. meets canal ST. Ferry, passes Lnlru
District Ferry, southern iacihc dstm,ns a.
and viaduct, crossing over ,s tne n Yards
sI"nr the rear OF the q. 5. Naval SIa''OH
TO the U. ). immigration station. .a,,Do The
Returning over same route, meeting ~ "a,
n .. and Western Railway cars auu
.onAve Ferry at Gretna.
The herald., 1914-12-10

Changing seats in canoes and row.
boats by persons who don't know how.
continues to be one of the most con-
spicuous of the outdoor sports.
The herald., 1914-12-10

Mirrors for the convenience of pas
sengers will be installed in Berlin
street cars. The mirrors will reflect
the enterprise of German street car
companies.
The herald., 1914-12-10

Three toreadors were injured in
single afternoons sport in Barcelona,
so bull fighting was stopped. This
speaks well for Barcelona's kindness
to toreadors.
The herald., 1914-12-10

The king Of Belgium has purchased
an autocycle that will go 20 miles an
hour. But what's the use? A few
minutes at that rate and he'd run off
the edge Of his little country.
The herald., 1914-12-10
U. S. A. Presbyterian Notes.
Church H.Iaad.s

Church Calendar.
Sunday school every Sunday in the
Pythian Hall at p. m.
Services of divine worship every sec.
ond and fourth Sunday at 3:45 p. m.
Special service next Sunday, Nov.
10, at 3:45 p. m. Public cordially in.
vited.
W. H. LEITH,
Pastor, q. s. A. Church.
The herald., 1914-12-10

1t is hard for the man who carries
all OF his available cash in his vest
pocket to understand why It should re-
quire three years for some people to
estimate how much they are worth.
The herald., 1914-12-10

The man with the garlic breath has
nothing on the one who seats himself
next to you in a lunch house with
platter of fried onions.