The evening herald. [volume] (Albuquerque, New Mexico) 1914-1922, 1914-09-21


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IT. LOUIS, Mo. is having Il run OF
hard luck. a short time ago typhoid
ecrms were found In the city water
and TIE people had 10 stop drinklnE
water a little later the milk was
found to oe unit TO drink and now
they've put a tax OF a dollar a barrel
on beer.
D.
THERE Is stlil grape Juice.
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CHICAGO's new city directory con-
tains 1907 50hnsons aud only S.526
Smiths Always was something out
of balance IN Chicago.
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TOO MUCH johnson been n
trouble since JACK took up official res
idenco there.
NOBODY has taken the trouble yet
la "a the Joncses and Browns.
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HORACE WHITE recalls Abraham
IAncoln's voice as a high falsctto. lie
might recall that we have a lot OF
statesmen now with whom the falsotto
Is not confined to voice.
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SENATOR GORE Of Oklahoma
foresees che time when the govern
meat viii own all the pipe lines. Sort
OF a pipe dream.
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OR. ANNA CROWLEY Of 81. Louis
has been pinehed because she treated
patients with "a pack Of cards. Some
patients alleged DOC wasn't giving
them a fair deal.
D.
THE PRESIDENTS stand against
the Pork Barrel bill has punctured
the final bag OF G.. o. +. campaign
thunder.
THE NEWS. at Okemah, Okfuskee
county. Oklahoma. celebrated its tenth
birthday last week. Sure enough
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a MULE ran amuck in the ONCE Of
the Ashton. oklahoma, American last
week. This Incident is uot unusual
In Oklahoma newspaper Offices.
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THESE OKLAHOMA newspaper
notes are published ia shog that cur
ious manifestations are not confined
exclusively to New Mexico journalism.
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Won KLUR's right wing seems to
have been worked by Manager Will
iams in every game this season.
D.
SAID WING, In spite Of mastery
1 m.v.r.fuAl.. .nI I..Iuu.WI ah.uta
signs of going stale.
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IT MIGHT BE JUS. as well for the
men.
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THE BUY A BALE movement. now
sweeping through the south. might
easily be brought TO the aid of other
ianguishins industries besides cotton.
We might suggest:
For the publishers to buy "a book.
For the butcher. buy a beefsteak.
For the brewer buy a Deer.
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II you CANT marry for love. d
Kansas editors advice 10 70 pick out
a good boarding place.
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THE ONLY PUBLICIST we know
OF who hasn't commented on the re.
suit Ia Maine Is Inc Colonel.
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PORTUGAL far from peaceful
says a headline. Oh very well.
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THE KING of the Tonga isla adj
also has declared his neutrality.
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WE meant no harm
About those weeds.
Were most concerned
About the seeds.
They're nicely piled
In little piles.
Soon winds will blow them
Miles and miles.
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EUROPE having enjoyed a de.
bauch OF The war spirit, Is beginniEs
TO show signs In spots OF the iaeyi'
table headache.
TO SAY nothing OF the dark brown
taste.
AUSTRIA was the first to begin i'm.
billing: and now finds herself Ia tn,
unfortunate position of the man who
gets started and cant stop.
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LAS VEGAS has started the edu.
cational convention 0all rolling b.
renting "a whole hotel Welcom'
Vegas. We have plenty more hotels
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THE KAIsERiS third son has beef
awarded the iron cross. outside o
the immediate imperial family Their
are several millions of the Kaiser
children who have been handed tn
/. old fashioned wooden one.
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AND several thousands OF then
I have had the spear thrust In the sid
, right along with the cross.
2 20 town this morning and took Oh