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St. Paul tidende. [volume] (St. Paul, Minn.) 1902-1928, 1914-01-09
,sorltoen al 1T 9plnno leper 8De1r
met af Giifert. S 1862 beb set t
Sen officielle notwithstanding til
IMiniiteriet: .M.rteu1in6e iSiifere er

Sen officielle notwithstanding til
Minilteriet:: usssyrter1tn6e Siifere er
opgtige og pirflsatnpe" Der feie6es
til: oll1e,1 ogion tes1nrelig fonierbn-
|tipe 6olf". &aa Gale on syilferne
fan nnnneS, nt &prtenlinbe for 5 Mar
iioen fig eu .syIferbgiifole. 0esberre
llpnes Ypell iffe at babe ifg,rlet TIL
|1trnffelig paa bennc, iioeu Sen bar
laoet oen GLIDE fra Jig oper til Snog--
|bei. Ct oef Wifer11es vsvo1rferpatis-
'lne", ser ber bar giort Jig gRloe1t6e? !?
l1n,iooelburt ltbel,for gpen er Der
reiit CIT ata1li1lMlig Jolffi1}sjlple, Der
',pe5 fin in1uffe 8pgning er en- &rpo
}for 8p % ss.ailnifub. @foleuelenet
i &erte1ninoe r .lpprigt lorn @Der
;af famine Stprrelie: 2pr6 Gfole bar
! ser / @pens 5torbeostio % ogloa
letter; Sem MeD 11eolaet 1740. Sug-
nefirten ifriper fig ira l476. &crte=
mi1l6e por ct af Mibtfntnfterne for
|6e11 gl1nelige Meopgelie paa SIM |
|fprite @albbel af Iprrige @lnoreouar,
|1S1S-1S55, efter bpilfen Sib Der
|unber NaapirfniAg ira grunotbiglf
Gi6e font 11pe Dnner / set religipie
''t9aip CNalgn1e,,igbeoso
8pen far nueN fp'nte gall1le @llle.
EGg1oa ct Ear nbel0ige 1lpe bar ben
Ifaaet, noget Ben 10 life er enc
ON. ct alYt, fnsl,ft glaoobus poo
|@pel15 file MfseItorp fprtjet,er Sp-
|nprf{onlbeb.
9lIt : alt er sssrte1niuoe cit BD al
|ganntel> Spgse. @enligt lieger ben
Ii 8n,,0q1 al en 8ngt, iun1 8altet
|ienber i,so;; lefp fpoer 0ell, font hi
Ebar Jet, ii4 Siprb Ial,gt ino I Cont
iihet bag oel ,i.,. iig: SRnlaler a'an aiz
Ie,eb IL t}els l'teo .alnes sgaareSS
II5fobe til palitre % S'uerringe 9fo-
EIpe til ilpire aFlsss l'r'1 al aens
ji1rt11ffc 8eliagembeo. 1dere % flere
!tuger 81 pg{oo oertil for at gl@oe
fig oner, bpa6 aerteninbe- % Sn1-
'egn far at bpoe. l10flugter ira 8De11
fan Scr geres a6ifillige d. f6rit oQ
Ifreunte1 It til Sen nnrliggenbe imufft
u@ertel11i,16e Stint" til he1l igr ONT
(talte ,,?Qf,tnfebo @afte" til sSfopenf
Il BDens Mnrbeb, til S5alppe1t 5inbs-
,bol1ns Nor6lptbs mes oet ejenoom:
''11telige vfsypus @ppeo", giol1sb Dpre-
Ibobe l1be 8nltet 1n t. 5te6er
|5on1 Webeplabs bgrer &erten1inot
It'll tmre bebite; Store grlts Ganl
Ter ialt og fritz, meo faIt og ref
|ganoh,nb;- og 9tabplugets Sfopt
log sIinter 9iner noget for 1iet
|mebe,ts Sen habenbe bigger Jig
|Bplgerne.
St. Paul tidende. [volume] (St. Paul, Minn.) 1902-1928, 1914-01-09

bleb fRrbig. Det par en- oib,1nbr
ltg 6pIelie at ltaa Der brit Dppe oa
ie 11e6 poa MennelfenrDrerne paa
Broabtpop.
5Dor bpjt er set @rs2
Gua bit, at gieepprten !
8pglti1gell bper MIten nan gaa op
og toge De eperlte Sag M1riten ne0,.
for at Otaa11en fa11 fan Elaos tn.at
paslere iprbi!
@tn! &bao beltilte 9e t Meu
g)prf?
Mal1ge 1ilra! gn Sperga1g
bar ieg Sppaiferna,16, 5frubbe=
mono. O..p l. et, ion1 gaar @lls=
nlooeren til &aa1loe nreo oIt oet.
grobcre Nrbeibe i @ulet. Me1l en-
fpnne Gag blep jeg ltHiot 1ab
ina TOR Sen @erligbeo forbi.
5bab gior6e De iaa?
2et'e0e fon1 Me'1tier og gif til
|Weiooogsiellfober bos Nfillionprer=
ne. Oct nar ogiaa 1neget rort.
@Dao 1p1les 9e ON 9ln1erifn
[neri1lber11e2
99tte,p Dorfs Gamer er be fif-
ielte % r1lfDef,1lbeite / yScrnp71
gr set 1unbt, at 9lnreriftneer
|i1t0er1les &laoeoragt ct ten1luelig
|brif1ig peb Sonul1ertio SEEM Dorf2
Set tgr llull pel NOT ]iae-
|M1nerifanife Gamer foritoar for
|trGffeligt Oer 4nnit at nEnre poo
|flpbt % bog il1genting bape puo
|ligelon1 Gegnar 9oobrogs @ultr1t
8en1el0te Game ifgrte Jig ct Giijfenet,
|M1nerifnllerinberne er ,l1ere 1l1ober-
|1te, Sic bruger en- Slaes 5pngefeie-
S3baD t1aer oe ot1perifanlfe
sool5 urprnliesier fig fa2
De pD1tter Jig ng er gobggren~
Sc s'1eo Cur fpr1t og irerrrsefH
|0e bar oprettet be rl1erfelig(te bel
gpre1rbe S1lltitl1tioner for DDr: So
Ipitaler for ipge &'atte, Mloer6oms=
|bien for 9anle @elte. -. os Ser
berger for bie1nlpie @u110e Set full
|be famug1,6 life l1nore mig, ONT De
ogfao bapoe Magbalenebiem fpr for
flpine &anarifugle!
= So MI er De fp11111rg1 bie1n
for at fort9lle Oeres 9anbsn1gnb
ONT Ceres Splepeller?
= eSa> ieg Gar allereoe bolot 11ogz
le foa fyoreorag. Men MT til gipt
aar fal je9 paa en- lGngere Sore
1ragsturne eenne1l Dot1lnnrf pg
|pi1e mine 2psbilleoer ira GtorbDen.
St. Paul tidende. [volume] (St. Paul, Minn.) 1902-1928, 1914-01-09
Sc lpenife spipnltltprier.

g~SNl~S ~fspVy1 v*~"sS~' ~
9Dcfiele / 9eorolperrig bar 1nm1 ar
re1teret cit bn,tlf Girfusorttlt aarl
@fangberg 9eiellen, ser mistgltfes
for at bape oeret sen nrreitere1e
2gjtnout iSre6ertflen bebiplpeltg
1neo Spionering peo eSelt1inge1t
8p6e1,.
gn ib,iberipif aorn1polloent til
,gort 2anb" 1frtper / slnlebnitlg al
Sc fprlfellige lpenlfe 5pioriager::
Gppe i gp6ett, bpor &c femme
oon1fe 5pio1ter b,1lerer, for mon la=
Set be ft9rte &lippefelt11inger inlpi-
cere al tpife Sffieerer. Ser er ou-
bent gamorbei6e n1ellem tpife og
ipe11'fe Milttere. 9lt Der neian er
@nn1arbeibe mellem tDIfe % ibenife
DipIon,nter, 1,tno efter bette b9re
en- Selpfglge. 9g 6et .er 0al,ife selt-
heriDber; |om liber oeruuoer. =
Oct er trilt at 9ulnuarf pg
sberrig bor forlfellig iSienoe =
Daniferne oeres / Spo, gpenifer,re
1eres i 9it. Mel1 cen 9ing ct it,
Ter:
Duniferne bar af al gpne bjulpet
@benlferne n1eo at 1niSfreoitere 5 e.
res sSienber, bpori1nob 5Denifer-
ne aEbrig lneb cit Singer bar 1tgttet
Doniferne eller os oo1tlfe Ggnberip-
St. Paul tidende. [volume] (St. Paul, Minn.) 1902-1928, 1914-01-09

fyrn ajpbenbapn neobeles oe1'
17oe Iecentber: @arnen ober ITO
folbet n1ob Dannlarf poo BET tDlfe
Mgbe / GlenSborg for allereoe
oonIfe @anoelsfre61e facet politipe
noloa. sSoag meooelte 9aablaoet
rBer1e11" at CIT al 2eoerne poa Dte=
Oct, 4p1nmer5ie,1rotb S5iibleb, bar
tient cit sSprmue pao banlfe apr11=
fjpbnpno og 6a'1ife Mellere, v@gr-
fen" tiIfpiebe:: Gette forbinorer life
@iib1eb at orrangere Mpber 1tnoer
2e{enet: ,Iie G61een bcra1ns!!"
S 5ilfnptni,,g BERTH oplpler .9ta-
tio1tnltioe116e" iafteu, at Ell 9fgffe
fisbenbop,,1fe aSira1aer aornbra'1
cben ibag bar tilfienoegiDet, at DC
nfbrpoer sScrbtl,oellcl1 nreo @iiblcb,
og set penteS, at assirluuer I on6re
8runeber liaeleoes pil afbrp6e fine
tpIfe ssorbinbel}er.
St. Paul tidende. [volume] (St. Paul, Minn.) 1902-1928, 1914-01-09
Set franife Mimilterimm &ar:

Get frnnlfe Wttmtltertnnt Sar=
|tbons Talo, 1on oct 1n{ppc pil pere
r1llligt at fi,10e an6et ero rent per
io11l:9e Motiper for> bar = ioln
I6et oplnles - bUret cit nregef OPT
@rtoric 1pr ben treble 9fepublif.
@eretntngerne OIL, bpor mango
j>5n,1orebe Wii[lio1rer, O}illifterfrt1e11
|foltebe, er i1r0bDrbeS afpige11oe. Me1l
giret er oct, at fral,ife &elttes fal6t
ltnrfere e11b EiliGl6et pttr baa6e
efter ltobrl,66et at &rigen mel(er1
&usla'1o % egnpan og arige1l poo
I@alfan. Mnn fon oa uben Gu1rife-
|ligbeo te,1fe Jig ill., at 5abene bar
|pnret 1tman0elige.
Det llp Miniiteril,m Doulrergue
! bor - fonl on1talt - faoet lit &il-
iIi6spotun1. Set lful6e oet jo ba=
/, be-. man fnlter lite Wfinilterierne
|ferfte Dag, be nrelber fig! Me11 oei
fneb alligepel, % Mini1teriet Do1=
i11ergl,e 1taar abiol,lt life iterft. De
@oalerpatipe % oe Wto6erate Dil
pere parate til at ltprte ct bpilfet
fon belit Minieri11n1, i bpilfet Coil
la1tr bar 5poe = forbi be life bot
@1riit al Mgtelie for A1llf'eelier, ionl
itri6er imo6 Minil lteriet Dplt1ner-
gues' pirfelige Gbefs, og forbi Sc
lite bar @niit al agtelfe for bans
IperIo,tlige gge'1ifaber. Sg poa Sen
an6en SIDE bar sssol1res og ba,ls
|mel1ingsfnller ganife btit re6e til al
bielpe n1e6 at 1tDrte @fi11ilteriei
Gnrtbou, ,r1e1t sc 1taar ligegplbige
ober for set 1tD Miniiteriur1, bbis
Mtlit9rprogrmt pan i11gen @anaoe
er biIligere e1rb Mi1rilteriet @nr-
|tbc,.s.
@oillaur pil 10 i11ti6lertio opbp6e
|alle fine @p,1er og belle ii1, poIitiife
|Mhnepreopgtigbe6 for at bepure
magten MI er set 10 bon1, fom
bar l1bitgt til at funne benDtte set
.officielle @alg. GpgrgsmanIet er %,
Ibbor langt bans arefter rpffer. S
|og fer fig baboe ban pel t1appe ,1o-
: Get inroo ON Do,n1ergue fal6t, oer=
|io,n ton iaa 5elp fu,t6e for1u1e i
|@2ihIcn icr Mitfiiteriet Set bar
|in,inlcrtio Nraiibe1lt Noi1eare. 90
Iberfor bill gailIaur bile iig 1t bore
|Dolnnergueg ipor1,e Ma11b.
St. Paul tidende. [volume] (St. Paul, Minn.) 1902-1928, 1914-01-09

Sra en- @oman. ,@repen bar
|6pbt be6rbbet. Gaus lutte bon fig
'neo beb tsioen at @rebinoe,. % lpi=
,ite l,ben ot nubne M1unbert."
St. Paul tidende. [volume] (St. Paul, Minn.) 1902-1928, 1914-01-09
9r. eariens slaatilfrlbe. !.

tioe'1oe" 11reo6eler, at 81. aa,r.
2arlen SSuleafte,1 tit ct lettere @Iag-
ti!falbe. Doftpren tiger, at Fan n,oa
|boloe Jig rolie en- Sis, % at Ser er
|goot Saab onl at bu,, i,,art bill
|fonme pner bet.
St. Paul tidende. [volume] (St. Paul, Minn.) 1902-1928, 1914-01-09
Bftt fattigf &anns
Eann.

Nllpernpr 5tromg al Nlaffa lpaar
i lin 9larsrupport til S11oenrtgs=
|bepartementet, at Mlnlfa nleb Ii0en
bill Mi ben fattige Mal1oS 2al1o"
@ipet rin1elige slnlebllilrger pil,
|iiger ban, Mloifa blipe SEN fattige
Mun6s 2u11b, bpor l1lal1 iffc bll
|fi11oe Wfillionpre11s %je1n oppe paa
|Buffetoppel1, eller De 9ulilroer at
|elellbige @ptter / 0alfat1rbe11, ct
29nno bbor ben futtige @eaat0 fife or
let ssSattiglenn eller bebpper at nere
bnnge for at fonnn1e paa Uatttg<
gnnr6eu.
5pecielt Gftertrpf logger @uper-
nere,l poo oet fSe1ftl,nl at 9lofas
|enorl1re &11lfelter l.lt6orages fra at
|11otDttes tiltrpbs ior 0en 1taoig bofs=
Ie1,oe @fterippraiel efter a1d.
Sc 7yprene0e 9taters 2ol'6fonl=
1nisipr anbefaler oglau lit, Nars-
ropport grinltige Gilfanr for Some
iteaoIettlere / sllolfa.
Torot ppanuntre &onleItcabIettlere
It'll a, orage til s!laifa pil set inlio=
|Iertio blipe l1pbpenoi9t, tiger Som
|n1isjnrel1, at 2obene gjgres laa ltbe=
role, {om set er nluli9t mcb titbGr=
Zig &e1lim,stagel1 til at beifptte 81t-
lblifu11 moo beorogeri1fe 2an6erboer-
|belier.
Sc 1,erpurellbe SpneIteoblope for
sllaifa bar pilt fig 1rltiiffffeoe for Tor-
fo,0ene / 1erritoriet. &on1lnislR:
rem a1lbefnler, at SDll1elteaoet BE-
Igr9nleS til 160 alrres, at bet Mreal,
lpl.1 11taa pp0Drfes, reolceres til 4
IMeres set a110et Mur, til s Meres ioe,a ioea1
lfreore Nnr, pg] at Der t1tlaoes A9o1f1e-
fteaotngerell at pnre frupGrerloe fro
9Qn1tbet 6 mGiletalleber bnert elar. sSspn..
, ,1nisInren forcIlaor ogian, at Ser til
Ia6es 1Splf, ion1 fdr ba: taget oq
prppet op" 9onte1tea05 / Staterne
lat tuge nDt @pnte1teab Sllalfa.
St. Paul tidende. [volume] (St. Paul, Minn.) 1902-1928, 1914-01-09

2onbpn vSimes" paapeser ! e1'
Artifel -on1 Naaltmocn, at rgreat=
er" SEEM Dorf bar cit 6olfen1anteoe
al 5,476,9 ,966 moo 2onoons 4,51S,-
1911, at benne @ereg,1ing fun gIGl.
ser set raominii iitratipe Gonl1tp Son.
bon" iom life er 2onoon, ntell t'111
en- gnbeo for 5elpltpre. Set er ont
ri,1get pao oIle Sioer al a11ore lise
gnheoer mes Ell lan1let Iolfe1nGng-
Sc al 1,ulten 100000. @eueralre.
ei1trarel1s @eregl,ing al Greater
2onhons 6olfemgngSe par 7,41t,
$50 ,npo Greater Seem snrfs
5.476. .966.
St. Paul tidende. [volume] (St. Paul, Minn.) 1902-1928, 1914-01-09
8rporefplfct-

Gen nurlrc @1aler sSSo1tos Sic t
9eelp Dorf jar nogle Maareeber op=
|bolnt fig Nat1ar1a % bor = ifM-
&c rNoronf 9ioc1roe" - fulofert en-
&affe @illeoer 6erfrn, ion1 MI er
|lloitillet ct a1n1ltgalIeri pao Tiftb
Mbenue.
St. Paul tidende. [volume] (St. Paul, Minn.) 1902-1928, 1914-01-09

uiyreberif VIII" farSia. eyra
&pbenbabn n1elotes bcl1 30te Sec.
Sen bmlIfe slmerifalinies 11pe|te
CAMPER niSreoerif VIII" forefog
Dag e,1 l10flugt n1eo slomirol &icbe=
ten og Asresiens 9feprGlentoa1ter
}om Giniter. Set npe Sfib CT flere
Sufeu Cons 1tprre elto Siuiel1s nlo-
re gfiGe og har bebre 8efpen1u1eli1=
beber fpr Easlagerer poa 3oie Nlaos
ems Sc a,lore 8oaoe. Set er forlDnet
mes Mntorhoaoe lonl 9ipboooe.
9anrperen pil ofgna Sen Ste eyebrl-
ar poa jim i6rIte Err til Seem Dorf.
MeterIgitemets Seirstug. S Eoris
bar man nplig ofbplot oel1 fe1l1te i1t=
ter>1ationole &puference til 9rgftel=
ie al @iuol og Tspgt, os set bite
Zig Der, at Meterlpltenlet lta6ig ~pin-
Ser mere 9errain. 5 Be o9lerliolte
Mar er set frantic SDltan laoleoes
it1sfert 0aa1tas1 soes-e -ee,etral-
a1nerifa,1Ife @epublifer. Dgiaa st
an1,. Sssatan og @ilea a11belloer ll1al1
mi M1eteripltellret, bpiIfet pglaa CT
Silfelbet / Sc flelte brittle &olo,,i=
er. gnglnno lelp preper i1niolertib
fau loa1ge iom muligt at bebnloe iii
eget, mere tlnge 5plteln. 0e Sore
nebe 5toter, 0rcmifriotes 1tore
2a11D, Iigcle6es.
St. Paul tidende. [volume] (St. Paul, Minn.) 1902-1928, 1914-01-09

Nieolay u. @repitaS, u5fanoi1na
|ben's" ti6ligere @eoaf6r bleb, lo11l
mm1 peo, lt11oer Ernfi6ent Cats Mo-s
|n1tntitration l,0nabl1t til Sc sSore,n-
Be 5taters Mini1ter til Sc 10 1yb=
dmerifan|te Mep,1blifer l1ruguap og
Baragl1ap lneo @opeI / Montepi0ec,,
|6oDebitabeu 9fepltbIife.1 l1rag1loD.
4u,tgresiell bun in1iblertio NJ, be-
flnttet at aniGtte 2egatio1,er i
|oisie to &epublifer> % oa GrepItoo
|antogeltg bill forbline Deo1tebi6o
inbM bmt 111natte bItpe oilglt al en-
Detnofrat> bil ser altlua blipe MnIeo
ming for en- Gen1ofrat tiQ at fna ben.
oiplon,atiife Misfio11 til Narae.ap
nreb BopRl 6oDe0itnben Mil1ncion.
|Den ltorlfe M0pofat 2ucius s. M.
Malmen / Gbicugo bor ptpret nab11tI
|lont Nipiru1,t til Soften. 9gnnen & 1,
|bber nf bisfe to otpIo1rati1te gofter
Ter S. 1000 ON Mnret.
St. Paul tidende. [volume] (St. Paul, Minn.) 1902-1928, 1914-01-09

:, &or 2anbsmanb, Gyflerpttere1l
gllesnar6, er otter blepe,t -ilaaet
@eb Gpboelpbe1re pna &n1terbanen /
Naris les ban ct oberrdfe1roe gees
6erlag allerene I be i11b!ebenoeg 2gb
St. Paul tidende. [volume] (St. Paul, Minn.) 1902-1928, 1914-01-09

SilleSbnsger Sim &aafon Srp-
Itch, lom flere 9ar boebe / Seatt-
le, men for ct 9sar Mar iibeu rei{te
oerfru til Sun 6ranciSco, bar 1plia
for an6en Gang faaet 5fIsmisie
fra iin @uitrlt sglrs. &e1e,t M. Grs
|licb, neboeler uBoMi,1gtortBo
|San bleb fsrlt gift 1gsro be,boe Sc
atle / 1910; npeu Sc blep fftIt Mnret
|efter. Gor ct Mar iiben 1nsotes De
otter / 9un sSra11cisco og bleb gift
ige1.
St. Paul tidende. [volume] (St. Paul, Minn.) 1902-1928, 1914-01-09
@ra Mnlattnrt.

|oer Dor ,@ulnp for 2ipet moo oct
altopllnge,1oe Mtpiferi. Gorifellen i
Sc to ssolfs SptrGoen er pe0 bent
lel,erc Stos Iiubro9elle blepeu mere
ieiefol0enoe ems 11ogeltl li,l0e.
The Brookings register. [volume] (Brookings, Brookings County, S.D.) 1903-1971, 1914-12-31
THE CITY MANAGER PLAN

1t was the unanimous opinion of the
members of the Social Science club
who attended the meeting land
took part in the discussion of the
subject, "The General Manager Plan
OF Government for Cities" that this
plan Is the coming one and 1t is a
good thing IL the proper men can be
secured to carry 1t out. Nearly all OF
the speakers agreed that at this time
the plan had not been worked out
enough to make it generally popular.
All OF the speakers, while some point.
ed out defects, were in favor of the
proposition in a general way.
The paper of the meeting was pre-
scented by R. H. Angel and then the
discussion was taken up. C. N. Her
reid, who is a supporter Of this sys-
tenn. and who advocated it at a meet
ing of the club two years ago spoke
on the proposition and gave 1t his
hearty support. Mayor e. M. Hall
then spoke for q time and pointed out
that he favors the plan where q proper
man can be found to handle the city.s
affairs. He thought II would be .
good proposition both from q stand
point Of service and finances IL the
proper persona are It the head ofit.
Other short ~discussions were made
The Brookings register. [volume] (Brookings, Brookings County, S.D.) 1903-1971, 1914-12-31
A BENEVOLENT DESPoTIsM

In the last issue of Harper's Weekly
three pages are devoted to a descrip.
ton of the Homestake colony at Lead,
South Dakota, a product of the mind
and pen Of George Creel.
Enquiry demonstrates, says Mr..
Creel, that there is a distinct differ
ence between the Homestake feudal-
ism and the feudalism of the mining
villages of Colorado, Michigan and
West Virginia. In Lead the feudalism
"is benevolent even philanthropic,"
while in the other places it is unre-
lieved.
That is, the Homestake gives gener.
ously to churches, schools, aid so
c%ieties, maintains a hospital, pays it's
sick workmen and gives their families
from $500 to 800 when they die. For
these reasons, Mr.. Creel d~esignates
the Homestake management as that of
a benevolent despotism."
He says it is in absolute control of
the city of Lead and in political con
troll of the county of Lawrence, voting
its 5000 workmen as it chooses and
regulating the affairs of the commun.
ity whenever it is interested in regula-
ton.
In 1912 it caused Lead to go over
whelmingly democratic, because the
republican candidate for governor had
promised the creation of a tax com
mission.
The writer does not deal with this
years election, but for some reason
the pendulum swung back to republi-
canism and the same candidate for
governor was given the town and
The despotism of the thing
seemed to work the other way, If it
worked, and returns indicate that 1t
did.
The article contains much that Is in
teresting about the leading mi. Ling in.
of South Dakota and the perfect
Industrial and political machines that
ire there Observation-Disclosures Huron
te.
The Brookings register. [volume] (Brookings, Brookings County, S.D.) 1903-1971, 1914-12-31
THE VERY LIGHTER VEIN

A lazy man is happy when comfor-
table.
Don't worry today; put it off until
day after tomorrow.
The mar who sits down and hopes
for the best never gets beyond the
hope.
Even the painstaking dentist doesn't
take away the pain of his victims.
A girl never really enjoys being in
love unless it makes her miserable.
A man does not necessarily feel
girlish when making his maiden
speech.
Telegraph operaors do business on
a sound basis, even if it is done on
tick.
Money isn't everything. But you
go to a poor man when you
want advice.
Il see by the papers that dancing
in the dark is the latest society di-
version" observed the Crows Nest.
That goes to show that those Tan
goers have some sense of shame after
ALL" replied the Kicker.
@ @ @
Many a wife thinks that it is funny
that her husband is smart enought to
settle the whole European war, but
has never been able to earn more
than $500 per week.
The good Bishop was playing golf,
and when he fooled, he danced
around and hollered, "Keokuk-Sho-
kan" His caddy was puzzled awhile
and then politely inquired, What does
that mean, your Reverence" The
Bishop growled in reply: "Well, those
are the two biggest dams l ever heard
of anywhere"
@ @ 6
Can you give an instance where the
was made to contain the greater?"
The Brookings register. [volume] (Brookings, Brookings County, S.D.) 1903-1971, 1914-12-31
A BOARD OF AUDIT

State Auditor Anderson says in his
biennial report that il sound business
methods were employed by the state
the state would save as much as a
half a million dollars each year.
He suggests that as a means to that
end, that the legislature create a per
manent board of audit, with power to
enforce the attendance of witnesses
and to compel them to testify. The
board of audit to pass upon every
claim before it is paid.
Mr.. Anderson asks for a stronger
statute for the regulation of travel pay
OF state officials and it is presumed
that he includes the hotel expenses of
such officials.
The auditor has been exceedingly
poinstaking and competent in the con.
duct of official duties, manifesting a
comprehensive knowledge of the law
that has saved the state from the pay
ment of considerable money that
would have been wrongfully paid but
for his industry.
II the legislature is really alive to
the welfare of the state, it will pro-
vide the suggested board of audit and
will extend its jurisdiction over the
accounts for public printing, thus saw
Ing printing contractors from the dep
relations to which they are now ex-
posed by the printing commissioner
The Brookings register. [volume] (Brookings, Brookings County, S.D.) 1903-1971, 1914-12-31

Democratic control Of the United
States senate is now practically clinch-
ed until 1921. The republicans cannot
possibly o control Of that body
IN 1915. That means that in all prob
ability the tariff question is settled for
The next six OF seven years, no matter
how elections go in the meantime.
Eternal tarifb tinkering is bad for bus
mess on account Of the uncertainty it
creates, and the commercial world
may we'll heave q sigh Of relief at the
prospect Of settled conditions for a
long while to come.-Salem Special.
The Brookings register. [volume] (Brookings, Brookings County, S.D.) 1903-1971, 1914-12-31

ooh, yes, I've seen a full grown wo-
man make herself small enough to go
through her husbands pockets"
A kilt of the Highlander Pypres
Who tried to say Przemsyl and Ypres.
Cried out, Holy POUNDS
l amt uttered such sounds
Since l was a babe and wore dypres."
Lady-This set of teeth you made
me are too big.
Dentist-That's easily remedied.
madam. Just get into the chair and
I'll stretch your mouth a little.
Teacher-NOw standing facing the
north you have the east and the west
of either hand. What have you behind
you?
Heine-A patch on my pants. l told
mother you'd see it.
@ @ @
Riff heard they eloped. Has her
mother forgiven them?
Raft think not. | hear she has
gone to live with them.
8 @ @
Gould you let me have a five dollar
bill, old man."
Sure. Here's one l got from the
dentist this morning. Want to pay it?"
@ g @
There was a young man from De Smet,
Who was looking for something quite
wet,
He searched the whole town
That his thirst he might drown,
But at train time, he'd done it, not yet.
O. @ O
He-I see they are now making col
of sand paper.
She-What for?
He-Rough necks.
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If a Register Want AID will not do it
lit can't be done!"