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The Topeka state journal. [volume] (Topeka, Kansas) 1892-1980, 1914-04-17

Not only IL Pennsylvania distin-
guished because one of its citizens il
president Of the National League. and
governor Of the state on the side, but
also and moro 30 on account Of its be-
ing the home Of a man who has eaten
50 buckwheat cakes. averaging eight
inches in diameter. at one sitting. This
II believed to be a worlds record. and
there are surely not many who will try
to dispute 1t.
The Topeka state journal. [volume] (Topeka, Kansas) 1892-1980, 1914-04-17

less to the retailers, but they WIN also
buy for less from the farmers. Per-
haps. though. their alarm II due 70 tho
very fact that present conditions win
not permit them to stage q cornering
stunt once or twice . year, which II Of
no advantage to the farmers or anyone
else except themselves.
The Topeka state journal. [volume] (Topeka, Kansas) 1892-1980, 1914-04-17

that Diaz was her greatest statesman.
But the vision comes too late. The
largest agency for the promotion of
prosperity in this country. and for its
further development. is the railroads.
It is to be hoped that the politicians
and the law makers and their public
service commissions awake to a reali-
xation of this important fact before 1t
In too late.
The Topeka state journal. [volume] (Topeka, Kansas) 1892-1980, 1914-04-17

Reports from Washington state that
broad latitude has been given to Ad-
miral Badger in respect to the opera
lions Of the Atlantic fleet in the pres
ent Mexican crisis. 1t is probable.
however, that the admiral would like
1t better and be able to do more eff
fective work were he and his command
beyond the reach Of cables and WIRE
1aaa
The Topeka state journal. [volume] (Topeka, Kansas) 1892-1980, 1914-04-17

As long as the recent cold spell and
freeze did not hurt the wheat crop.
why should there be any worries in
Kansas II they did hit the fruit crop
here and there. Except for apples. and
they have not been damaged 80 far.
the Kansas fruit crop il ever a rather
negligible and uncertain quantity.
The Topeka state journal. [volume] (Topeka, Kansas) 1892-1980, 1914-04-17

If matters could be arranged 80 that
the weather would continue above nor
NAL until the summer season arrives
and then drop below normal. why
things would be lovelier and the goose
hanging higher than usual. But what
Is to be gained by contemplating the
impOsSible? s- 80
The Topeka state journal. [volume] (Topeka, Kansas) 1892-1980, 1914-04-17
Euenine Chat
Quasreas - sasetv valven.

ouaHeas ~ Safety Valves.
1t. is sad to think that We cannot
live with those we love without an
occasional roar Of thunder to mar the
calm and peace Of our relations. But
wonder II we are not inclined to re-
gard with too much pessimism these
domestic storms that now and then
descend upon us.
TITS Q terrible thing to me. but John
and can't seem to get along without
quarreling once in q WHILE" young
bride confided to me tho other day.
II love him very dearly and I think
he loves me, but 1t seems a. IL We were
simply fated to Quarred once in 30
often Then everything clear UP so
nice. and we get along better than
ever for z while, but oh dread the
Now John and his bride are both
strongly individualistic. He has his
OF woman. At times they argue over
matters OF opinion as strongly and a.
heatedly as two men might
Again. 1t happens that Johns bride
Is quite familiar with the details Of his
business. He often asks her advice
about this or that. Sometimes he il
pleased, other times her ideas clash
with his. Both defend their beliefs.
The point In that at times they are
two forces which clash. The same
over again. Then there ia q storm,
natures safety valve, ana fine weather
for another spell.
The little storms that mar our do
mestic life are, after all, just safety
valves We have our days Of storm
breeding. q period when the air seems
charged, and then, the storm. After
that we have fine weather again.
It might be better II we could avoid
the storms but II We can't. 1t il folly
to dread them.
When nature smiles. we forget the
storm and enjoy ourselves to the
utmost. We do not say, This IL q fine
day-but how ] dread the storm that
will come day after tomorrow or next
week sometime" That would be very
foolish.
It il doubtful II we would even con-
sent to tho abolition of all storms. A
man who IL never hungry can never
enjoy a fine appetite; q man who has
never seen q storm, cannot half ap-
preciate good weather.
It may be that our domestic storms
are just another arrangement Of
beneffcent nature to make US appre-
ciate the long stretches Of really fine
weather in between.
The Topeka state journal. [volume] (Topeka, Kansas) 1892-1980, 1914-04-17

A lady leading a Scotch terrier by
q silver chain entered a street car,
eastbound. the other afternoon. Tho
dog crawled under the seat and went
to sleep. Presently q stout man carry
ing q market basket took the vacant
place beside her. In a few blocks
the woman began to get nervous.
stop It, Brunei" she cried in q shrill
whisper. She had no dog permit and
the situation was delicate.
Presently she turned pale. and jerk
ing the chain. cried, ''Lie down, Bruno,
and behave yourself" A moment
later she jumped and began to do .
solo dance. The fat man beside her
stared at her in establishment. Then
an idea struck him. and he stopped
over and looked at his basket. Re-
covering himself with q great effort
he said:
Madame. when you arc through
with my lobster will you kindly re-
turn 1t to me?''
It took smelling salts to bring the
lady to herself. But Bruno was vim
dicated.-Cleveland Plain-Dealer.
The Topeka state journal. [volume] (Topeka, Kansas) 1892-1980, 1914-04-17

President Wilson's tariff law has
certainly reduced the cost of living in
respect to butter and eggs, and that
helps some as far as the consumers are
concerned. Not so with the farmers.
however. who produce these things.
It would seem. though. that the con-
eumers are entitled to an inning or two
0t the bat
The Topeka state journal. [volume] (Topeka, Kansas) 1892-1980, 1914-04-17

Certain methods for killing dande-
lions are almost as numerous and va
T1ed as remedies for rheumatism. and
Just about as effective. It would SEEM
The Topeka state journal. [volume] (Topeka, Kansas) 1892-1980, 1914-04-17
military

Oklahoma's military operations
against the horse race enthusiasts at
Tulsa are decidedly reminiscent Of the
famous campaign the Oklahoma mill
tia waged against the lone Indian.
Crazy Snake. They appear to be just
as big a Joke.
The Topeka state journal. [volume] (Topeka, Kansas) 1892-1980, 1914-04-17
THE HYPOCRITE,
rhe hypocrite IL his own worst er
=. He may play double with his Z
From, Other Pens

SALMON AS MEAT SUBSTITUTE.
1t may be duo to the long hand Of
coincidence that Dr.. Hugh n. Smith.
Federal commissioner Of fisheries,
should hit upon the salmon day OBJ
servance a. the proper moment to
promulgate his theory that the use of
salmon IL ono means Of lowering the
present high cost Of living. Or per-
haps DIR. Smith has q journalistic sense
OF the proper moment to got busy. In
any event. backed by the authority Of
the position. he holds. DR.. Smith urges
tho complaining world to eat more
salmon ana be happy. The advice II
good. Sooner or later We are going to
ind out that meat cannot be made
cheaper. and that the way to lower
our living cost Is to eat less meat AZ
nation We are meat eaters and We
are such principally because until re-
cent years meat has been abundant
and cheap. Other nations Of meat
eaters have had to change their diet
to conform to economic conditions,
and We ~ q nation will have to do
likewise At present We engage our
hopes by speculations on reindeer
herds ana other carnfvorous fantasies,
and once q week eat flsh. The meat
supply IL diminishing every year in
proportion to the population. whereas
the Sea is actually teemfng with pal
atable food to be had at q reasonable
price. We who have salmon almost
at our doors f1nd 1t ON our tables only
on state occasions, while those who
dwell inland dine on salmon at rare
intervals. The salmon habit ia q GOOD
one for the nation to contract. It fur
nishes as toothsomo q Wand AZ nature
has in her larder, and all that It lacks
Is the habit, which IL certain to come
Post Intelligencer.
UNCLE JOE PROPHEsIEs.
One Of the wisest men Gin certain
ways) in active American politics Il
the Hon. Joseph g. Cannon, Of DAN
Vile. Ill. It 10 true that, when the
former speaker was retired from pub
lie life by q change in public souti-
ment, he was for q time rather griev-
ed at his fate, but he has come bravely
through, and IL. as he says himself,
AZ 'chipper" a. ever. The other day
political prospects of the future. This
IL q little Of what he said: LET me
tell you about the Republican party,
son. wouldn't trade even ON its
chances for victory in 1915. Not even.
by q darn sight What's more, think
well win a majority Of the house next
November. don't believe well get
the senate. There are q lot Of little
states that will keep on sending DEM
ocratic senators because they started
wrong end foremost. but I'm betting
showdown" A good many Of the Re-
publican party may not feel ~ en-
couraged AZ Mr.. Cannon concerning
the chances Of tho party candidates
at the next congressional election. but
they are bound to be cheered. for the
former speaker IL one Of the wise men
OF his generatton.-Boston Advertiser.
The Topeka state journal. [volume] (Topeka, Kansas) 1892-1980, 1914-04-17

Huerta must be as big q fool as he
10 a knave. Or else he IL counting war
with the United States as the lesser Of
two evils. Villa and his Constitutional
lists being the other.
The Topeka state journal. [volume] (Topeka, Kansas) 1892-1980, 1914-04-17

Huerta yields q club in his rule of
the portion Of Mexico that il under his
control, but he persists in knocking
fouls every time he swings It.
The Topeka state journal. [volume] (Topeka, Kansas) 1892-1980, 1914-04-17

Secretary Bryan has enjoyed a
unique experience. He has heard John
And talk
The Topeka state journal. [volume] (Topeka, Kansas) 1892-1980, 1914-04-17

Neither are things likely to be 81
quiet and lovely along the Potomac
when +. r. comes bouncing home.
The Topeka state journal. [volume] (Topeka, Kansas) 1892-1980, 1914-04-17
Kansas \ Comment
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snother n IA sr 1 11Ssss 49, ~
NOT lone an A. --~1. -~-~S
who M ~ a. ~<,-..a - ~. :.
vvns hrourht nm - r -. y. S...s.
neiehborhonA Il .rcthS. ....-s~ -
her earIv ~ir1hools .hs 80 tSrss,t-
ana fells, Iafer ~ -s-% s1 S~s,~
her home ~ rrersr> S~s.sS~ y. -
lifework Sha r,,cmS.S - ~
able nrofaesion Ana 80 Ax%~Sse
family. mov@6 - Es,,,v..-ss -. -,N.~ =.
many yearH ale hsa 49, ~ 49, -.
plary life, and has ron~ IN ~ omt
Of her patrons. Ola stiv.a TsssSS. -
tho family who knew the ntorv - tho
woman's early indiscretions. remerf-
ing her for the bravo f1whf ~ haA
made, were silent in regard to theoe
indtscretions. Recently, businesa took
an Emporia man to the neighborhood
IN Wnicn this woman grew up. and he
came nome with the story. which he
nao nearo from netghbcrhood busy
OOoy' ana ne promptly conveyed the
stoEy 20 nis wiie. she hurried to .
MS.8ACoT Wtn tho cnoice morsels ana
suen 20 anotner ana another neigh
S Ss tn noW tho story ID known to
hear,r~ t,.sr 80. mo - ne.peo py
rood rer -. .s"nts... Ro1nae
The Topeka state journal. [volume] (Topeka, Kansas) 1892-1980, 1914-04-17

Incidentally. the need Of q navy IL
tmphasised by the fact that Mexico
has none.
The Topeka state journal. [volume] (Topeka, Kansas) 1892-1980, 1914-04-17
FULL LEASED WIRE EFFORT
or THE ASSOCIATED IN -

The STATE yoursnal u . member . the
Qseooiated Prsse ana reoseveo sns fuM asy
Gnnlnat3on tor the exolusdye aSs0DooA
6ubiica11on IN Topeka
The news 10 resolved b The STATE Joogs
The Topeka state journal. [volume] (Topeka, Kansas) 1892-1980, 1914-04-17
~ nor &. NOUI6oal.

Fke II H1ckeyvnle.
Ere bah rang out tothsr night.
when the folks were sleeptn' tight:
Ssses vac n 1sssio si NE On sad higher.
Everybody said they'd bet
Twas caused by some cigarot
Ere Chief Ff1sby heered the BEN
Amd he ran to town Ike mad
With his nice zed sunifofm
To psrteck him frSm the storm.
Ana ae s 2 a e the hose house 10y quick
When ho realised that he
aAd for!et to bring the key.
1eemed IKE some degree Of fa4e
E1reboyD had to stand and wait
While he ran back home. two milesL
IN true Dofando style.
Ff1gby got back home, but he
Couldn't find no COL dunn key.
Then he got mad at his wife.
Just bekux. to save. her life.
She could not think on what shelf
He had put the thing himself:
Might be In the syrup jug.
Or beneath the parlor rug.
Then his wife recalled by chance
That the key was in his pants
Sho gave to the rummAge sale.
Man that bought them was In jail
Frisby he raced back to town.
But the hencoop had burned down.
E1reboy1 they arc In disgracos
Frisby has given up his place.
And the councils bought . peck
OF new firehouss keys. by heck.
New York train porter claims to
have Travelled moro than 100000 miles.
How many apartment houses does he
own? sse
President Yuan Of China has iirsd
his legal adviser. A man in Yuan'a
position would rather translate tho law
to suit himself
Felix Ddaz 10 in the United States
seeking aid. but 1T seems tho United
States II Just about out OF aid at this
time.
AFFINITY Earle. IL said to be penni-
less in Paris, which IL ono Of tho worst
places on earth In which to be penn1-
less. stsets
Speaking Of Joint intervention. NO po-
lice department ever tried to intervene
in joint like Mexico. =
Tho almanac says: About this time
look for the rattle Of q pocketful OF
marbles on the stairs.
1t may be well to remember that
Gentle Annie is q gay deceiver.
In union there IN strength. Corned
beef and cabbage. for instance.
Medical note says . leg has been
grated onto a life prisoner in an east
ern penitentiary Why does q life
prisoner need a leg7
The st. Louis man who wants to sell
his son for $1,000 and his daughter for
$1,000 possesses at least a small mite
Of chivalry.
Chicago policemen must now wait until
they are OF duty to get drunk. Any onIi-
Ger found In uniform in q saloon win be
discharged.
Congress is thinking Of appointing q new
committee to purchase presents for White
House brides.
The Topeka state journal. [volume] (Topeka, Kansas) 1892-1980, 1914-04-17

1U00 Now
The red badge Of courage. that goes
to the man
Who can stick around homo with q
temper unrudled,
While his wife tears up NIL Of the
things that she can,
And all Of the furniture has been
well shufned.
A Carnegie medal he surely has
earned,
Who can stay round and help in a
manner wel1-meaning,
While his wife ties a rag round her
head and he's learned
That she is about to begin her house
cleaning.
From the Hickeyvillo Clarion.
William Tbbitts, our postmaster and
proprietor OF the general store. always
reads ali the pust cards that pass through
our midst Mrs. Anse Frisby called at
tho store some time ago and ordered
emong other things. ham and two
pounds Of cheese. Two days later she
called at the store and asked why the
said: Il saw by the nust cards you rot
tnae your friends wasn't comm. 20
naturally tsa thought you wouldn't need
So fur as Mexico is concerned. no news
seems to be good news. There amt NO
A1auA 1uKHHuS Is waiting hopefully for
warm weather SO he kin go and Law in
the cr1ck and soak of mustard plaster
that he put on his back last fall to cure
the lumbago.
Rev. Hudnutt Of the Hardshell church
breaches the same sermon every Sunday
now. He says he hopes some Sunday
morning somebody in the congregation
VIII wake up and hear It.
Uncle AbneF.
Tho only way to make a Twin vfthout
workfn' at It Is to marry a school teacher.
When feller's wife goes down to the
store and picks out his clothes there amt
much doubt as to who wears the lower
portion or EN- around the house.
When Teller looks around q bit ana
sees some OF the microbes that are floatin'
around the streets with pants on and
smokin' cigarets it makes him feel IKE
koin' and couehin' up e for one Of MI.
,Darwin,s Justly celebrated books and
iookin Into the subjeck a little deeper.
II all depends on the point Of view. A
1s kin fall out'n a twenty-story win
ger In skyscraper and get killed ana
the papers will give him three Iinee but
II ne 1alls out'n an airship ten feet from
the ground and sprains his ankle he refa
three columns with pitchers
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Daily edition, Ssltvsred ~ easx9. a
oepts . week % any pa9 q ~ -
~ town Wheeo the paper has c41tsee
G1stom.
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~ mail Dlx month. sseesees 80 ~
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4xlvats branch exchange. can - ~
con or department. desife4- -
TOPEKA state Journal bul16inle -
and boz Kansas avenue, oefn1r Eign6n.
New YORK once: - 12ffhx, pweooA
Paul Block manager.
Chicago O61oe: 1aileFU bu1td1ng. <auA
Block, manager.
Boston O0lce: N Dovonshare .Sere&
Paul Block, manager. ~ 2 a.
The Pensacola journal. (Pensacola, Fla.) 1898-1985, 1914-05-24
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Century, May 23.--AIrs. Dunnaway
Of NOiino was a recent visitor to her
brother, Rev. f. Marvin Rocks.
Miss Blow. teacher Of the sixth and
picnic to PritChet's Mill Greek on sat
urday last. Miss owens went along
also. Mr.. Jernigan very generously
furnished transportation to the crowd.
All reported a most delightful time.
Miss Bradley the canning demon
strator for the county visited the
schools this week.
Mr.. Hyatt was also a visitor to the
schools
Mrs. McCledon has gone on visit
TO relatives In Meridian, Miss, Her
friends miss her here and hope her
stay will not be too long.
Rev. A. Marvin Rocks. preached as
usual in the NJ. F. church, on the eve
ming Of the third Sunday.
The Methodist church here will hold
its annual protracted meeting during
the first week i'm July.
a rare treat is in store for those
who may be 50 fortunate as to attend
DR.. Andrew Sledd. who is president of
the Southern University Of Green's
boro. Alabama. has promised to he here
and assist Mr.. Rocks in the work. An
drew Sledd, Phi. d. u d, l.. /. =. His
record as an educator extends over
a considerable time and embraces in
it's course Of work a large number of
which we have. A more extended no.
tice Of this work will be given later
on.
We understand that the ice cream
supper given by the Ladies Aid So
ciety recently. was quite successful
in every way.
Mrs. Baker who has been quite i'll
is improving rapidly, and her friends
feel much pleased.
The drought still continues and
dust is most plentiful
There will be a general speaking
here tonight. All the candidates cat
least we suppose all Of them1. will be
here and Of course we will find out
Just how good and how bad each one
is. If ever A man is known TO pos
sess all the virtues or all the vices OF
humanity it is when he is candidate
or else furnishes the subject for his
own funeral. With all due difference
to the candidates we are wondering
il they all tell the stories Of history
or the stories of fairyland
The school examinations have final
" ended. the pupils and teachers alike
relieved and vacation DAYS upon Us:
already the boys big and little and the
fishing hole and creek attractions are
breathing their allurements in the air
The Pensacola journal. (Pensacola, Fla.) 1898-1985, 1914-05-24

auspices OF ladies. who are capable
Of making the room attractive and
homelike and delicious iced tea and
waters will be had to refresh the weary
body while a CHEEKY conversation IS
being carried on.
Here's an opportunity for the thrifty
housewives of the community to place
before the public their wares every
Wednesday afternoon.
If the plan of entering articles at
the Woman's Exchange is not thor
oughly understood, make the Tea Room
one visit and everything will be ex-
planned and you will have such a
pleasant time 1t viii not be your last,
There is going to be a spirit of emula-
ton such as Pensacola has never
known.
These progressive and untir1ng
ladies who are in charge ask the Co
operation Of the men as we'll as the
ladies in helping them make a per-
manent Tea Room and WCmans Elk
change which is SO greatly needed in
the city.
The Pensacola journal. (Pensacola, Fla.) 1898-1985, 1914-05-24
MARIANA.

Mariana. May 23.-The annual May
picnic OF the Sunday schools Of Ma
rianna was held today at Nerrjtts
bridge on tn Chipola river. five miles
south Of the city on the Mariana and
Blountstown railroad. all the Sunday
schools of the city joining.
An excursion train on the railroad
carried most OF the crowd. while
number went by teams and cars and a
few by motor boats \ large fish fry
and basket picnic with various amuse-
ments maze ~ ESe Esatures Of the Gay,
The Pensacola journal. (Pensacola, Fla.) 1898-1985, 1914-05-24
PIERPONT WINS
HELEN FISHER MEMORIAL

The winner Of the Helen Fisher Me-
mortal Medal this year was Miss Flor
ence PieTpont. of Mrs. Thomas's di-
vision of Grade "a, with an average
Of 93,9 per cent for general standing.
The next highest, designated E. was
Kenneth Calm, also q member of that
di vision
The Pensacola journal. (Pensacola, Fla.) 1898-1985, 1914-05-24
Formulas That Have Produced Remark
able Results, Revealed by the Self
Made Beauty of the American
Stage, VaIeska Suratt.
BY VaIeska Suratt.

XXTHAT is the sense Of spending many
w many months in achieving a desper-
ate wish when 1t can be accom-
plished In only few days? That is the
question I ask Of that great army Of wO-
men whose million hands morning and
night, month-ln and month-out, are pley-
Ing with ten fingered orchestras, voiceless
harmonies a lure to beauty is past
the time to achieve it is here. If
every woman who reads this will
make up her mind to use the formula
The Pensacola journal. (Pensacola, Fla.) 1898-1985, 1914-05-24
MISCELLANEOUS SHOWER,

In honor of Miss Janet Elizabeth
Burpee, a bride elect. Miss Leila Sa-
vale entertained very pretttly with a
miscellaneous shower Wednesday
night her home. 81 East Strong street
A number Of dainty gifts were included
in the shower and delicious refresh
ments were served.
The Pensacola journal. (Pensacola, Fla.) 1898-1985, 1914-05-24
LOUISVILLE VISIT.

Mrs. Albert Reager, with her Two
small sons. Albert and Marion leaves
Monday for .fsit to her girIhood
home in Louisville. after spending sew
eral days with Mr. and Mrs. ". T.
Redger at their home on West Gads-
den street
The Pensacola journal. (Pensacola, Fla.) 1898-1985, 1914-05-24
Wonan's Exchange and Tea Room to be
Opened by the Women of Christ Church

Realizing the long-felt want of a
Woman's Exchange for the progress
SiEc city Of Pensacola, the ladies of
Christ Church Guild will open a Tea
Room and Womans Exchange, Wed
The Pensacola journal. (Pensacola, Fla.) 1898-1985, 1914-05-24

When YOUR roor. suffering feet
sting from walking. when You try TO
wriggIe your corns away from the
leather Of your shoes when shoes
pinch. and feel tight, when feet are
swollen. sore. Chafed-don't expert
ment-just use "TIZ," Get instant re-
lief. "TIZ' puts peace in tired, ach-
ing painful feet. All how comfort
able your shoes feel Walk five miles,
feet won't hurt you. won't swell after
using "TIZ."
Sore, tender. sweaty, smelly feet
need "TIZ" because its the only rem
edy that draws out all the poisonous
eXudations which puff up the feet and
cause foot torture. "TIZ'' IS the only
remedy that takes pain and soreness
right out OF Corns. CaIlouses and bun
ions.
Get a . cent box Of ~TTZ" a. any
druggist or department store. Get A
whole years foot comfort for only p
cents. Think Of { (AIy)
The Pensacola journal. (Pensacola, Fla.) 1898-1985, 1914-05-24

nesday, May 27th. from 4 p m. until
Z p. m. in the Parish House. facing
church.
The management will be under the