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Evening star., 1914-05-03
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The Monday Morning Music 'ti'
,.lnsed ifs seasoi{ Monday ey aNluS at the
,,.t,,..,, INV, .,, ,f tita most en-
tE-..-. Al. tI,. or
JoNa"ie ooit'@ftS y" ''" s''..2' ~,
4auizatioli. Miss olive kilne Was 'l'
assistant soloisi and added !" IN"
l"ur"Is N"' g" ''' '"'i'., H.r
au''t mere "dlt} t'A ''t
opening uum1eI. u" ara. 'SSl L - i'e'
\-f-sI u, \puur.- from la Tosca. dis-
-, .t-., ~. ti., ,,,...ilsIIif ,.e aud she
played her &r',t'''''' RI, vs.
responded WIN 81" ''., ,..l ct..
Vt the S"riu2 by ME- t'e"'tl
gave. ais" /, groun "e tEraeu ana '''rniaA
80. ..t..,f f1.ttr.. an Rev. by Hue,
r,t..,..,- .sI,ain,. r,Et.
i''i"a''t' Wy ~, psst ~.
s, cirun.' F% t+"1fHS ana
Ruh, at Schubert some l.HS!isE S''i'7
.-Irnv.II N, the Forest hE Ronald, y
r., "a, yx.,nd,l,s,r4 .PasturtlIe
GU, - L- yvh.r. Inn
0'ta t-iI-dSte'. '>i'''" E
r;oju " ,r'ld li.stt, al5d tht l"''i',' - -
Iu the "Chorgs I'd the Flower Maid'ftS
,lsl. MI ot ner numbers M@t' .tlNtu
vFtJ n.Iicn apurt'5 j8tlnu. 1'd Tn uudiLt'
,p. Irsh SONG @4-.se with s'mpa"itE'
ran4ar ana patuos proved lu' &tIm "t ts''
e.euiua ANA sn,' was yoHl."lt"d t' repeat
III
fin, cluh -an= wilt @"ed jo4" s'n' ~
r.,,t The urost acceptable OF tht ch't -
,..,..,, lie ma Me" b balerusse. which
,egs r,peat.d In ~unrn StrtItr bl
bau,urriu.,ltu and 'iit":3t l'iiF 81
Sirens hN Bruno EiIhU. the latter gwen
With hnlf piano and organ arf'''ii'''hl 81
tatut uth,r numbers w"r' G'fSs ,+e, ..
:re Naod> uy EuhiusIein Melody a"
Ft.l arranged by AtN Sp.e%of W."
f.os,4'' by t.oerkc. "AiaHdo.Hr. hy
fiehussy, and 't.'Aidi" = \aPoil, -
Evening star., 1914-05-03

At the Church Of the Covenant this
afternoon at 3::O o'clock the double sextet
under the direction of sydney Lloyd
Wrightson will render the following mu-
sic: Go Down. Great sun" by Frey,
incidental solo. Miss Harper: The Light
That Shines. by Thompson Miss Harper;
IF | Go Not Away" by Caldicott. Incl
dental solos, Mrs Gawler and Mr.
Humphrey; Bow Down Thine Ear, o
Lord by Owst. incidental solo. Mr.
Backing. The vested choir of 100 voices
Evening star., 1914-05-03

A. W Harmed presented two vocal
pUpils. Miss Jessie Masters and Miss Cor
rine l-ocket. to few invited guests at
his studio THURSDAY ana Friday after
moons. Both young singers showed the
result OF conscientious work during their
-FOUR Years training. Miss Masters rich
c"ntralto voice was heard to advantage
IN several numbers. reaching her best in
The Gift. bv Marv Ellen Brown to
which She responded with an encore.
Haby clover Miss Locket who
possesses pure soprano of dramatic
Evening star., 1914-05-03

Miss Marguerite Howard. soprano: Mrs
Blanche Muir Dalgleish. Miss Sue Hess
soprano: Miss Elsa Raner and Miss Edna
snyder, violin:sts: Miss Pearl Waugh.
Piauist. and Miss Faith Snyder accom-
halist. furnished the musical attractions
at the s"venty-seventh anniversary of
the hnahe Company Tuesday and We'd
nesday evenings
Evening star., 1914-05-03

The service this morning at the Fourth
Presbyterian Church will be in honor OF
the fortieth anniversary of the pastorate
of Rev. Joseph T. Kelly. At that serV-
ice. Miss Christine NJ. Church will sing
by request With Nerdure Clad, from
Havdn'S "J'reaton
Evening star., 1914-05-03

Miss Marguerite Howard substituted a.
short notice at West Street PRESBYTERIAN
church last Sunday evening and made
so favorable an impression that she has
peen engaged to sing at the evening
services Tor the remainder of the season.
The program included the Gloria from,
MoZartfs Twelfth Mass" The Deum. .
by i-lody and. at the offertory. the So
prano. solo Evening and Morning bv
Max Spicker
Evening star., 1914-05-03

:. They are famous for low and uni
form temperature. Pure atmosphere.
Ease in keeping sanitary Perfect
circulation and absence of odors.
Freedom from moisture. Economy
in ice consumption Porcelain
enamel lining in. provision cham
bers.
Evening star., 1914-05-03

tion of sydney Lloyd Wrightson as head
OF III. vocal department and president OF
the Washington College Of Music. tp take
effect al the CLOSE Of the college year.
June - Beginning October / Mr.
Evening star., 1914-05-03

Nine. Won tnschuld has returned from
short trip. having played at Canton.
cleveland and Toledo Ohio. where she
gave a lecture and recital After ber
lecture and recital at the Mother House
OF the Holy cross Academy at Notre
Dame Indiana. she was Immediately en-
Saged for another recital in the fall. She
VII pc the soloist at the May festival of
the Valparaiso University FRIDAY
Evening star., 1914-05-03

Reeder and Mr.. Bachschmidt: solo, Just
Wearyin' for You by Bond. Mrs.
Smith: encore. Il Love You Truly by
Bond. Mrs. Smith. The singers We're ac-
companied by Miss Van de Bogert and
Mrs. Reeder.
Evening star., 1914-05-03

Mrs Huron Lawson will leave Tues
day for the south and will be the princi-
pal soloist Thursday and Friday evening
at the Western Kentucky May festival
which will take place at Bowling Green.
Mrs. Lawson Will sustain the soprano
parts in Gounod's '.Gallia. and Sullivan $
The Light of the World. with chorus
of $50 voices supported hv the 1ndianap-
oils Svmphony Orchestra
Evening star., 1914-05-03

Paul y. Hines. ir.. was the soloist at
the sodahty service at Immaculate Con-
ception Church Tuesday evening. his Sc
lection being % Salutaris," by Holden.
Abbeville progress. (Abbeville, Vermilion Parish, La.) 1913-1944, 1914-01-24

alone, wearing a very long skirt, and
blowing her way slowly towards the
summit They could hardly believe
their eyes, for the climb is no child's
play, and both watched in horror, ex-
pecting every moment to see her fall.
They dared not call to her, for fear
of frightening and causing her TO
slip.
Hurrying as fast as they could,
they caught her up, and found she
was an American. Mr.. Grande asked
her what brought her there. and she
answered that she had followed the
path marked in the guide book, and
that she meant to come down by the
sleighs.
"Sleighs?" asked Mr. Grande, much
puzzled. She pulled out the guide
book. and showed the following SEN
tence: The descent 1.-TWO and one
half hours) may be considerably cur
tailed by glissades down three snow
slopes"
Mr.. Grande quietly explained that
this meant coming down on ones own
feet, with mountaineering boots and
an ice AK to regulate the speed, or
stop altogether, if necessary; and the
explanation not only surprised but
frightened her badly. The end of il
was that Mr.. Grande had practically
to carry the foolish woman down for
a matter of 1000 feet.
Abbeville progress. (Abbeville, Vermilion Parish, La.) 1913-1944, 1914-01-24
HITS BIBLE STORIES
Dr.. Eliot Asserts Garden Of Eden
Is a Myth.
President Emeritus of Harvard as Ad-
vocate of New Religion Declares
Story of Making Man Of Dust
Is False.

Boston-Dr. Charles w Eliot. presi-
dent emeritus OF Harvard, whose previ-
Gus articles and lectures on the future
of religion caused worldwide discus
sion, reports now that the biblical
story of the Garden Of Eden is a myth
In an article printed by the Ameri-
can Unitarian association of Boston
he says:
God did not make man out of the
dust Of the ground.
God did not turn stonemasOn and
give into the hands of Moses the ten
commandments.
Neither did the sun stand still for
Joshua.
Neither did Jonah go through his
thrilling experience in the close quar-
tiers of the whale"
These aud other stories Doctor Eliot
would designate pleasant reading, but
not for belief. There will be nothing
like dogmas or creeds in his twentieth
century religion. No miracle will be
found in it.
Men OF science, says bOCloT ElIo''
have no faith in magic or miracle.
NO thinking person now accepts as
anything but primitive myth or fanci-
ful poetry the story of the Garden OF
Eden or the portrait of God in the sec
ond chapter of Genesis as being who
formed man out of the dust Of the
grourd as a child fashions an image
out OF snow or clay.
The Creator is for modern men a
sleepless, active energy and will which
Abbeville progress. (Abbeville, Vermilion Parish, La.) 1913-1944, 1914-01-24
FIND PLEASURE WITH MONEY
Being Too Busy in Hoarding Up
Wealth, Americans Spend a Large
Portion Of Il on Politicians.

The objects of pleasure are two In
number. First, TO Kill time. and. sec
Ond, to keep us from doing something
else which would make us more mis-
cradle The pleasures Of the Amori-
can people, roughly speaking, are like
wise twofOld, namely. making money
and spending it. Some people derive
all their pleasure from making money,
and others all their pleasure from
spending it. Others combine the two.
Being an inventive people the
Americans have crealed many ways OF
spending money. Being too busy ma
king il, to spend any time on the
drudEery Of running their country they
spend a large portion of it in support
ing the politicians This. indeed, Is
one of their chief pleasures. And their
superb sense of humor enables them
to enjoy intensely the accounts Of
what all the politicians are doing,
which enterprising papers publish
from day to day.
The Americans have other pleas
ures, but compared with this one they
are mostly trivial-Life.
Abbeville progress. (Abbeville, Vermilion Parish, La.) 1913-1944, 1914-01-24

told my husband to get me bottle Of
Lydia E. Pinkham's Vegetable Com
pound and would try it before would
submit to any operation. He did so and
/ improved right along. am now doing
all my work and feeling fine.
Ihope other suffering women will try
your Compound. / will recommend it
TO all | know" - Mrs. DANIEL D. 4.
DAVIS, 10 Franklin St, Logansport, Ind
Since we guarantee that all testimo-
mails which we publish are genuine, is it
not fair TO suppose that if Lydia e.
Pinkham's Vegetable Compound has the
virtue to help these women it will help
any other woman who is suffering in a
like manner?
If you are i'll do not drag along until
an operation is necessary, but at once
take Lydia Z. Pinkham's Vegetable
Compound.
Write to Lydia f. Pinkham
Medicine CO., (cOnfidentiaD Lynn,
Mass. Your letter will be opened,
read and answered by "a woman
and held in strict confidence.
Abbeville progress. (Abbeville, Vermilion Parish, La.) 1913-1944, 1914-01-24
TRAGEDIES OF ALPS uONA L|5A'S S1ORY
Return to Paris Recalls Long
Misunderstood History.
c.Ior,op Reirsch. A French Searcher
for the Truth. Tells of His Efforts
10 Learn the Facts Of Re
markable Portrait.


Parls.-lhe uhp!eceueHleu e"'I
assn over the return Of the MONA LISA
TO Paris takes Us DacA 10 'ie uaES u
her hrSt arrival 4OV years anu ''ioi (
ago.
\lncenzo ferugla' the I'aii"h d.
aIt.%ah' WHO dbuuIl'u "0i 'loi'i
Louvre ID IJIl 40 give H'I D"O" "
+ IoFeuCe' Is COM p'''a'' ans "a nv - 80 MS
iacLs.
'-ol" LIS" "o' away q" 90 80
cent.
Al 'He moment "ue" q uNi" III
agnes Aer 10 nave OeeH S'u'eH rom
ltaI! Dl NapolsoH' she Hdu Ho' oee'i
H'!hs IN Italy loF "'V years
Mona Lisa was pEon5"' 10 "I'S -
her IaiA'f' L'ohaIuo ia ''0.' WI" Ig
sold her 10 hihS FraAciS J. LOT S7o'o'o
or our m"hey-a 1eIT'"c price III ll0Se
Abbeville progress. (Abbeville, Vermilion Parish, La.) 1913-1944, 1914-01-24
"PEACE BOND" FOR MOSQUITO
Customs officials Hold Up 600 Insects
From Panama-To Be Sent to
Germany.

New York.-Six hundred mosquitoes
ranging in size from a gnat TO a pier
odactyl. were held up here when the
Carl Schurz locked because the Gus
toms officials could not find the duty
on mosquitoes.
The mosquitoes. which were accom-
panied by DR.. Emilio MARITIME, from
the Isthmus of Panama. were admit
ted finally under bond to keep the
peace. They will start for Germany
on the first ship, to be studied by sci
entists there.
Lucius Ford. a fellow passenger
with Doctor MARITIME, said that outside
the canal zone mosquitoes sometimes
appeared in such thick clouds the light
was shut out He said that mosqui
to cloud last summer darkened Puerto
Cahello for three days. But Mr. Ford
is not scientist. He. however, agreed
with Doctor MARITIME that the pests
have been practically eliminated
from the canal zone.
Abbeville progress. (Abbeville, Vermilion Parish, La.) 1913-1944, 1914-01-24
IF HAIR Is TURNING
GRAY, USE SAGE TEA
Don't Lock Old! Try GrsndmotheTs
Recipe to Darken and Beauty Gray,
Faded, LfeIess Hair.

Grandmother kept her hair bcagti.
fully darkened glossy and abundant
with a brew of Sage Tea and Sulphur.
Whenever her hair fell out or took on
that dull, faded or streaked appear
auce. this simple mixture was applied
with wonderful effect. BY asking a.
any drug store for "Wyeth's Sage and
Sulphur Hair Remedy" you will get
large bottle OF this Old-time recipe,
ready to use. for about so cents. This
simple mixture can be depended upon
to restore natural color and beauty
TO the hair and is splendid for dan
druff. dry. itchy scalp and falling hair
A well-knOwn druggist says every
body uses Wyeth's Sage and Sulphur.
because il darkens so naturally and
evenly that nobody can tell it has been
applied-it's so easy to use, too. You
simply dampen a comb or soft brush
and draw it through your hair, taking
one strand at a time. BY morning
the gray HAIR disappears; after an
other application or two, it is re-
stored to its natural color and looks
glossy soft and abundant-Adv
Abbeville progress. (Abbeville, Vermilion Parish, La.) 1913-1944, 1914-01-24

d5O1-15OD to pain the wife Of his
friend. Francesca del Giocondo; and,
so far from being in love with her or
she with him. he dropped both portrait
and sitter again ard again, on a mo-
ment's notice. to go on pleasure or
business trips. ReinaCh is a terrible
man. He chases a date through a
hundred manuscripts until he trees it.
Leonardo quit Florence in 1899, to re-
turn only in 1901. In 1902 he travelled
in Uhmbria as architect of Valentine
Borgia. He returned to Florence in
1903. went on a pleasure jaunt to Ven
ice in 1905. returned and went to
Milan in 1906. That is not four years
of loving contemplation. is it?
The truth is. that Leonardo painted
the portrait gratis for his friend, the
husband dropping in when business
called. II bears every mark of such a
non-paid purely friendship portrait
to the last, in which the painter sells
il to a third party.
Solomon Reinach has found it, We
know the melancholy of Mona Lisa.
Married in 1895. she had no children
until 1899. Then came a little daugh-
ter.
Solomon Reinach remembered that
once a librarian of Florence communi-
Gated to Muntz, the great French art
historian, an extract from the ancient
"Iibre del Morti'-recOrds of deaths
/ in Florence. BY this it appears that
/ on June l, 1901. the little daughter
| (fanciulla) of francesca del Giocondo
and his wife Mona Lisa was buried
from the church of Santa Maria No
vella. Why, the very costume OF
Mona Lisa in the picture is heavy
mourning!
You see now. Her smile is a con
strained smile. the best she can do &c
please the kindly painter who has PAID
singers, musicians and buffOons to en-
. terrain her.
Abbeville progress. (Abbeville, Vermilion Parish, La.) 1913-1944, 1914-01-24
Many Lives Lost In Attempting
Their Ascent.
Death Roll Averages Between sixty
and Seventy Per Year-Oangerous
Climb & an American
Woman Related.

London.-"High places are homes OF
ancient worship. Ascent Is a conse-
Grated type OF labor with an exceed
Ing great reward.
So wrote the late Mr. Donald Rob
ertson In the Alpine Journal. And ne
one of the finest climbers, who had
Travelled the Alps from end to end
was killed about four years ago WhiIe
leading a party up a comparatively III
significant Welsh mountain.
Most mountaineering accidents oc-
cur IN Switzerland, ana the Death
roll of the Alps has now risen TO an
average of between 50 and 40 yearly
while another 200 people are more
or less seriously injured. In one year
$1,000, the number of the killed was
no less than ll9.
Examine the published statistics OF
these accidents. and two points strike
YOU. First that comparatively te"
OF the tragedies recorded occur al
great heights or fl VIGOROUSLY dltlcult
places; secondly, that a la:-a ma
jority of the victims are women or
very young men.
A third point is that in - per cent
Of cases they we're climbing without
guides.
The fact is that ignorance or reck-
Iessness account for by far the great
er number OF Alpine accidents. Peo-
pie who have. perhaps, never climbed
BEIGE in their lives start out TO
asC. mountains with which they are
total. unacquainted. In most cases
they are physically unfit for the Sc
we're exertion entailed by climbing
and very often they are not properly
clothed or equipped for the eXpedt
ton.
An instance in point is given by
Mr.. Julian Grande, a well-known mem
Der of the Alpine club. Accompanied
by a friend, he was climbing the
Schlithorn. a respectable peak Of about
10000 feet in the Bernese Oberland
At great height, he noticed in the
snow the track OF a small boot, evil
IDENTIFY lady's. This was sufficiently
astonishing. but the amazing point
was that there were no signs Of nails
in the boots.
AS they approached the summit they
suddenly caught sight of woman
Abbeville progress. (Abbeville, Vermilion Parish, La.) 1913-1944, 1914-01-24
Pirrply Faces
Need Not Be

Pjmples, blotches, blemishes and
sallow skin just fade away after few
DAYS treatment of ii OF 5 = K &c 5
LIVER BUTTONS.
Thousands Of women owe their good
complexion, health. glowing cheeks and
sparkling eyes to these splendid little
wonder workers.
They speedily end constipation, drive
poisonous waste from the bowels, start
into activity the sluggish liver and
change impure. slow flowing blood 10
pure. rich blood.
Little chocolate coated HOT SPRINGS,
LIVER BUTTONS Danish headache,
stop dizziness and biliousneSS. sharpen
upthe appetite and bring back ambition
and energy.
All druggists sell them for 25 cents
and money back if they aren the great
est laxative you ever had dealings
with. For free sample write Hot Springs
Chemical Co., Hot Springs, Ark.
Abbeville progress. (Abbeville, Vermilion Parish, La.) 1913-1944, 1914-01-24
Probably Taken From Same Streams
as Those Obtained by De Soto
From Indians.

Atlanta. Ga-There are real pearls
fine ones, too. DR.. S. w. McCallie,
state geologist, is in receipt of pearl
taken from a mussel in the Chatta-
nooga river, which is a stone of very
fine quality and is valued at 1925.
According to Dr. McCallie. there
are just as genuine and just as fine
pearls to be found in the humble mol
lusks OF the rivers of northwestern
Georgia and eastern Tennessee as
may be obtained from the East In
dian fisheries.
This is not the frst pearl to be
found, nor by any means the most
valuable one either Some time ago
a magnificent stone. weighing 700
grains, was found. and, after being
dressed. was disposed of to New
York jeweler for 800.
According to DR.. McCallie. as long
ago as when De Soto made his ex-
ploration trip through Georgia, in the
early part of the sixteenth century,
the Indians we're found to be in pos
session of a number Of valuable
pearls, some of which they disposed
of to the explorer. This probably led
to the reports that were current
among the Spaniards of the marvel
lous riches of the country.
DR.. McCallie is of the opinion that
. these stones. which De Soto obtained
| somewhere in the vicinity of Rome
were Chattanooga river pearls.
The tradition connected with DE-
Soto's visit had long since been for
gotten, however, and only recently ha.
Abbeville progress. (Abbeville, Vermilion Parish, La.) 1913-1944, 1914-01-24

Weight, two pounds; circumference
of head 1012 inches; chest, 9l9 inches;
waist, nine inches; hips, ~ inches;
thigh, 3h inches; arm, pa inches;
length, 1412 inches.
Doctor Schwartz said:
Il am convinced that this is the
smallest baby in the world. 1t is per
feet in every way. | have never seen
child in better health, and | would
not think for a moment of letting it be
put in an incubator in order TO live.
This one is nourished by its mother
the same as any healthy child. 1t is
Abbeville progress. (Abbeville, Vermilion Parish, La.) 1913-1944, 1914-01-24

have talked about her after having
looked too long upon her"
-Four centuries is rather much. re-
plies Solomon Reinach. This Solomon
Reinach is the very type Of the exact
archaelogist. He will not permit
geniuses to create facts, and is the
enemy of wind and fiapdoodle. break
ing in on lofty theories with a mar
riage or death certificate. He is cura-
markably distinguished man, perfectly
well known in America. And Solomon
Reinach pricked the bubble of all this
wind about Mona Lisa.
Leonardo da Vinci took four years
Abbeville progress. (Abbeville, Vermilion Parish, La.) 1913-1944, 1914-01-24
A Mild Diversion.

NV wife is treasurer at our house
and it's difficult for me to hold out any
money. However, she sometimes trusts
me with a dollar bill and contriye TO
hold out the change"
Doesn't she remember to. ask you
for it,"
Not always. | relate some little di-
version to occupy her mind and dis
tract her attention"
How do you manage it?"
Last time | told her that her IA
Their had set fire to the house"
Abbeville progress. (Abbeville, Vermilion Parish, La.) 1913-1944, 1914-01-24
A Needless Husband.

They say that marriage is a com
munity of interests. but my husband
has no consideration for me. Yester-
day he lugged total stranger home
for dinner Not a word of warning
Is that any way to treat a wife,"
"Oh, that wasn't so reprslensible.
You could easily rustic up something
for dinner"
But there wasn't thing in the
house. | had lost the market money
at bridge"
Abbeville progress. (Abbeville, Vermilion Parish, La.) 1913-1944, 1914-01-24
ROBBERS FORTlFY A BANK
Bold Bandits Build Wire Defence Be-
fore Blowing Safe of
Concern.

Charlotte, y. C.-Robbers blew the
safe in the bank at Ellenboro, a small
town so miles west Of here. and took
$4,000, leaving $40 behind. Citizens
say nine explosions were heard.
One man approached the bank upon
hearing the explosions, and was driv-
"a hack at the muzzles of guns, The
=, obe-s constructed a defeEse OF
'ieavy wire fencing - frort of the
bank The vault was demolished
PlovdeoInG3 raced the nm to Hen
rietta, a small station several mile;
away, where it is believed they &c
cs2ed by automobile
Abbeville progress. (Abbeville, Vermilion Parish, La.) 1913-1944, 1914-01-24

yesterday and forever actuates all
things. The human spirit actuates its
own body. so small and yet so incon-
ceivably complex.
by savage man the gods were rec
ognized chiefly in the irresistible
catastrophes of nature; in the light
ming, the earthquake. the flood and
the drought, the volcano and the
mighty wind.
Twentieth century people recognize
God chiefly in the wonderful energies
of sound, light and electricity; in the
vital processes of plants and animals
in the human love and aspirations
and in the evolution of human socl
ETY."
Abbeville progress. (Abbeville, Vermilion Parish, La.) 1913-1944, 1914-01-24
is SMALLEST BABY IN WORLD
New York Infant Weighs But Two
Pounds, Is Normal, and Is Nursed
by Mother.

New York.-The smallest baby that
ever lived and received nourishment
from its mother, according to DR.. Sam
uel Schwartz, was born to Mrs. Rose
Schwartz.
This tiny bit of humanity, boy.
was weighed ano measured. These are
the figures:
Abbeville progress. (Abbeville, Vermilion Parish, La.) 1913-1944, 1914-01-24
cood Enouch for Dad.

Madam, we had 70 amputate. Your
husband will now require an artificial
limb. good one will cost several
hundred dollars"
It's simply a case of wooden leg,
isn't it, doc?"
We'll. madam. you might so specify
it."
Dad amt used to much. I'll just
saw a leg from an old table we have
in the garrett"
Abbeville progress. (Abbeville, Vermilion Parish, La.) 1913-1944, 1914-01-24
At the Smoker.

Who is the fellow talking with
such a grandiose air."
That's Jimpson. He's just been
out west for the first time and he's
full Of his subject.
Who is the unassuming person
who listens to him so PATIENTLY"
That's Whipple, the explorer and
big game hunter. He's been aroun':
the world dozen times or more"
Abbeville progress. (Abbeville, Vermilion Parish, La.) 1913-1944, 1914-01-24
A Careful Couple.

We'll, here you are in your cozy
brides nest. The fat looks fine"
Yes; we buy a little something
every week"
And have you ordered a piano
YETI"
No: we haven't ordered a piano.
We thought We wouldn't buy anything
as expensive as that until we found
out if the marriage is going to be per
manent."