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Aberdeen herald. [volume] (Aberdeen, Chehalis County, W.T.) 1886-1917, 1914-06-05
CUPID'S QUEER PRANK.
A Wedding elundsr That Furnished .
Curious Climax.


The other evening We were talking
% Mr.. Bransby williams. the delight
/, full impersOnatOr or Dickens charac-
.erS, and be told us TINS story:
1.-The scene was u London parish. and
the period recent. The vicar was sit
ting TN bis study one morning when In
burst the verger in great state Ut
excitement
mir. -" mentioning the curate's
name, wants you at once, SIR" be
exclaimed HE has married two cOu
pies and married the two men to the
wrong women. aud he does not know
what to do"
"Have they signed the regtsterT in
Quired the clergyman.
NO." was the verger's response.
Then they can be married again"
said the vicar. "Tell Mr.. - will
be at the church In a minute or two to
perform the ceremony"
In due course the incumbent made
bis way to the church and found the
parties gathered at the entrance.
Before be could say anything one OF
the bridegrooms approached and said:
I'VE have been talking It over. sir.
and we have made mp our minds to
remain as we are"
And they did so.-Pearson's Weekly
Aberdeen herald. [volume] (Aberdeen, Chehalis County, W.T.) 1886-1917, 1914-06-05

Worry. when you come to annlyze It.
IL not q social vice We work chiefly
over those things which concern the
me" Show me that what impcnds will
leave my bank account intact. my
health impaired. my friends and fam
lily out and any further t0rmentine
solicitude that may feel Ia frankly
academic. may still take thought and
use preventive measures, but ! cease
as II by magic to worry over the out
come. On the contrary. can now
work TOR the plishment of my
object better than ever before. for
most worry is not only an arch form OF
selfshness. but It Ii the great inhibitor
Of action. We say II am worried" We
mean - fear for myself - Elliott PART
Frost in Atlantic.
Aberdeen herald. [volume] (Aberdeen, Chehalis County, W.T.) 1886-1917, 1914-06-05
WHAT M'AD00 HAS DONE.
Married the President's Daughter.
Montana Pupil Replies Brightly.

Married the Prssident's Daughter.
Montana Pupil Replies Brightly.
Miss Ella Crowley. county superin.
tendent Of schools. while conducting
an oral examination at Melrose. Mont.
met one pupil possessed Of keen sense
of humOr.
"Name a cabinet officer and tell Of
some one thing he has accomplished
during his term Of Office" was the
form in which Miss Crowley put the
question.
civilian McAdoo." was the answer
Every good" said the county super
intendent. Nov tell Of something he
has accomplished"
"Mr. McAdoo. secretary Of the treas
ury. accomplished the marriage Of the
presidents daughter. and now she's
bis wife," was the youngsters anex-
pected reply.
Aberdeen herald. [volume] (Aberdeen, Chehalis County, W.T.) 1886-1917, 1914-06-05
ESSENTIAL FEATURES OF
IRISH HOME RULE BILL.

A senate Of forty members,
house Of commons Of 1G4 mem.
bers.
The Irish parliament cannot
legislate ON peace or war. navy.
army or any naval or military
force. foreign relations. trade
outside Ireland except certain
defined taxation. coinage or le-
gal tender.
1t cannot make any law. either
directly or indirectly. to estab-
lish or endOw any religion or
prohibit the free exercise there
Of or give preference, priv.
lege or advantage or impose any
disability or disadvantage on ac~
count Of religious belief or reli
ai"u> or ecclesiastical status or
make any religious belief or
religious ceremony q condition
OF the validity of any marriage.
Temporary restrictions are
placed on legislation on land
purchase. old age pensions. ma
tional insurance, labor exchanges.
royal Irish constabulary. post.
Office and other savings banks
and friendly societies.
The executive remains invest
ed In the sovereign or In his
representative.
FortytwO members will be sent
from Ireland to the house Of
commons.
The judicial committee OF the
privy council will give the final
decision as to the constitutional
validity Of any act passed BY
the Irish parliament.
The Irish exchequer is to de-
fray the cost Of the Irish ad-
ministration except for reserved
services mentioned above.
The imperial excheQuer is to
pay an annual sum to the irish
exchequer. starting at $780,
600 and eventually, after six
years. becoming a permanent
payment Of $1.OOO. 900 annually.
Aberdeen herald. [volume] (Aberdeen, Chehalis County, W.T.) 1886-1917, 1914-06-05
Scott and His Secretary.

Sir Walter SCOTS amanuensis ana
much esteemed friend. Willy i.aidlaw ".
often found It difficult to keep up with
the rapidity Of his dictation. though ON
one OCCASION, having to whit for Sec
ond or two. he said. "Come. get on"
and was answered. lob. aye. It Is very
easy for you, Willy. to say Get on.
but you forget J have every word to
spin out OF my brain."-T. P.S Week.
". London.
Aberdeen herald. [volume] (Aberdeen, Chehalis County, W.T.) 1886-1917, 1914-06-05
1n1 AxA1lg 1oxy1

I. City Hall.
:. Bay City Lumber Co.
8. Curtis & Evans SITS.
.. Aberdeen Lumber L Shinglo CO.
y. Mead St. Z West Bel ievsrd
4. Fairfield Z Summit 81
Is. Wilson's MIL
le. Chehals 4 Wishlkah st.
IL. SHADES Mill.
10. Boone 4 Marion SITS.
-. Exchange 4 Marion Sta
81. r & Market SITS.
Is. H 4 Hume SITS.
"a. g 4 Wishkah Ste.
90. Anderson I Mldd,ston MN
%. F 4 Rive SITS.
81. Sister, 1ospital-0 st.
90 .--.sh & H SITS.
3. Fifth 4 NJ SITS.
50. Sixth & Thornton SITS.
81. Ninth & X SITS.
SO. Third & Broadway.
80. Sixth & Broadway.
II. NJ & Market SITS.
is. Heron st. 4 Michigan Ave.
IS. Western Cooperage.
AZ. Hume 4 Washington SITS.
4S. Western Mill.
40. Market 4 Washington SITS.
81. Second & e SITS.
SO. Second Ave. & B st.
So. Terrace Ave. 4 Prospect q
So. Mckinley Ave. & r g.
81. Stanton 4 Second SITS.
81. Railroad Ave. & Conger st.
"a. Morgan 4 Jeffries Sts
81. Cherry 4 Duffy SITS.
~. General Package Co.
Aberdeen herald. [volume] (Aberdeen, Chehalis County, W.T.) 1886-1917, 1914-06-05
Not Very Ltkei'

Not Very LIKELY.
Ibid sou ever notice one thing about
a Ship?''
"Whats thatT
'She can't make knots when she's
tied up -" Baltimore American
Aberdeen herald. [volume] (Aberdeen, Chehalis County, W.T.) 1886-1917, 1914-06-05

ibid she promise to 0bey?'
'.That was In the marriage platform
I understand, but when she found no"
easy he was to boss she rescinded II
Detroit Free Press
Aberdeen herald. [volume] (Aberdeen, Chehalis County, W.T.) 1886-1917, 1914-06-05

To be ignorant Of tn. lives Of the
most celebrated men OF antiquity r to
continue In . state OF childhood iii cuJ
days. Plutarch
Aberdeen herald. [volume] (Aberdeen, Chehalis County, W.T.) 1886-1917, 1914-06-05


There has never been satisfactory
definition Of insanity, the best. that of
Sir william Hamilton. that 1t Ia 1.-The
paralysis of the regulating or iegis-
,ative faculties Ut the mind" leaving
us far from being satisfied. like sleep.
IKE dreams, like life itself. insanity Is
a mystery that no man understands
Its causes lie In the DE prOfUndis'
that no science has as get explored.
New York American
The Candid Friend.
Alleged COnpGsss at ptauos-.Listeb
to this. He doe. bruta, thtngs TO the
instrument How IL. ron ike ST. Tco
little air and ta~ n.nny variations pes.
haps; The Helpless friend Yes: give
ne more air Ia '.p.-ils the wt.oow.' -
Cleveland Plln ie~ ~
Aberdeen herald. [volume] (Aberdeen, Chehalis County, W.T.) 1886-1917, 1914-06-05
Good Reason.

Maud--You seem to like Jacks atten.
iona Why don't you marry himl
Marie Because ! uke biz attent1ous.-
Boston Transcript
Aberdeen herald. [volume] (Aberdeen, Chehalis County, W.T.) 1886-1917, 1914-06-05

He knows nothing q Joy who has
not tsAt the JOY q Sacrifices.
Aberdeen herald. [volume] (Aberdeen, Chehalis County, W.T.) 1886-1917, 1914-06-05
HOW AN indian
FEELS IN AN AERO
Chief White Calf First Red
Man TO Fly Like an Eagle.
SAYS CHARM SAVED HIS LIFE

White Brother Who Took Him Up
Averted Disaster When Flying Boat
Tilted-Chief Medicine Owl Invoked
Protection Of the Great Spirit as the
Flight Started.
Judsonia weekly advance., 1914-02-04
HIq Hiah school Attendance.

Little Rock.-"The reports of the 143 state high schools thus far received for the current school year." said B.
 ". Torreyson, state high school in spector of the State Department of Public Instruction, "show a marked increase in high school attendance. It is significant that fully one-third of those enrolled in the gtate-aided schools are boys and girls from the rural districts. There is also a grati- flying increase in the number of pu- pills in the state high schools who are preparing to teach and in the number who are studying agriculture. The tu- ition of the pupils from the common schools enrolled in the state high schools would amount to much more than the total amount of state aid"
Judsonia weekly advance., 1914-02-04
TWO HIGH STOOLS GET AID
Applications of Judsonia and Strong
 Granted by State Board.

Western Newspaper Union News Service
 Little Rock.-State aid to high schools at Judsonia and Strong was granted by members of the State Board of Public Instruction at meet ing in the rooms of the State Depart ment of Public Instruction Each of the two schools will be given $200 Both are two-year schools In addi- ton to the matter of state aid, the board members discussed, in gen. eral way, plans for the future progress of the schools of the state.
 Memers present at the meeting were: The Rev Forney Hutchinson, Little Rock; L. P. Anderson, Marvell; J. H. Reynolds, president of Hendrix College of Conway; J. w. Kuykendall, Fort Smith; B. w. Torreyson, state supervisor of secondary education, and George B. Cook, state superin- tendent of public instruction.
Judsonia weekly advance., 1914-02-04
ALEXANDER c. HULL IS DEAD
Former Secretary of State Victim of
 Cerebral Congestion.

Western Newspaper Union News Service.
 Harrison. c. Hull, form CT secretary of state, died at his home here as a result of two attacks of cerebral congestion suffered during the past few weeks.
 MT. Hull was born in Marion county, Arkansas, April 20, 1858. He worked on a farm until he was IS years old. He served as deputy clerk of Boone county for two years and then became editor of the Baxter County Citizen at Mountain Home. During President Cleveland's administration he served as chief clerk of the United States Land Office at Harrison and after re- tiring from that position he bought the Boone County Banner, which he edited for seven years.
 MT. Hull was elected secretary of state in 1896 and served two terms. He later moved to Oklahoma where he resided for several years. Returning to Harrison about two years ago, he began the publication of the North Arkansas Herald, daily paper at Harrison. He is survived by his wife and four children.
Judsonia weekly advance., 1914-02-04
BIG PLANT FOR LITTLE ROCK
Company With s5oo,ooo Capital to
 Manufacture Barrels.

Western Newspaper Union News Service.
 Little Rock.-The Sanitary Veneer and Barrel Company, with capital of $500,000, has been organized by local interests combining with Homer I. Cutsinger of Indiana and will shortly erect plant which will manufacture newly patented barrel on large scale.
 Associated in the new company are II. I. Cutsinger, president; W. M. Kay anaugh of Little Rock, vice president and treasurer; W. D. Cammack of Lit tie Rock, secretary; Edward w. Zeizer of Indianapolis, s. L. White, Chris Ledwidge and A. c. Read of Little Rock, directors.
 The factory will employ from 400 to 600 men, and will manufacture at least 10000 veneer barrels a day.
Judsonia weekly advance., 1914-02-04
s5o,ooo FIRE AT MAGNOLIA
Half Block in Business Section ls
 Destroyed.

Western Newspaper Union News Service.
 Magnolia.-Fire which is supposed to have started from an over-hteated stove, destroyed half block in the business district of Magnolia, causing loss of $50,000. Three brick store buildings, with their contents, were destroyed, a fourth collapsed because of heat, and still another was badly damaged.
 The bucket-brigade, the towns only means of fighting the fire, battled with the blaze for three hours before getting it under control. The loss is partially covered by insurance and it is expected that the burned section will be rebuilt at once.
 Two of the buildings destroyed were owned by R. s. Warnock and were valued at about $10,000, partially GOV cred by insurance. Other heavy los CTS were: Johnson & Martel, stock, $10,O00; South Racket Store, stock, $7,00O; Longinio, Goode & Lyle, drug stock, S12,00O.
Judsonia weekly advance., 1914-02-04
FIND MONEY IN MEAL SACK
Louisiana Posse Finds Nearly All of
 Robbers Lcot.

Western ,--wspaper Union News Service.
 Shreveport, La.-Detectives of the local Police Department, acting upon information obtained from the two suspects in jail here charged with the robbery Saturday of the Bank of Logansport, La. found s5, 76O in meal sack which had been thrown into a brush during the flight of the thieves According to the detectives, who were aided by party of citizens of Logans- port, the location given in the sup posed confession was searched for some time but without result How ever, as the hunt was about to be abandoned meal sack containing the money was found in bush mile west of Iogansport. The amount found is S70 short of the sum stolen from the bank.
Judsonia weekly advance., 1914-02-04
SAYS SOUTH GETS BIG SHARE
Iowa Man Objects to Plan of Money
 Distribution.

Western Newspaper Union News Service.
 Washington.-Sou states will get more than their just share of the funds for farm demonstration work provided for in the Levers -ricultural extension bill, according GU Senator Cummins of Iowa, who contended nsat the funds should not be distributed by a basis of rural population, but on farm land acreage.
 Senator Vardaman replied that the South has to carry the burden of ne gro population and that the money is needed to offset the burden. Senator Hoke Smith said the rural population method was not adopted at his sugges- tion, or that of Representative Lever, but at that of a committee represent ing state agricultural colleges.
Judsonia weekly advance., 1914-02-04
LAND MEN FAVOR EXHIBIT
Endorse Plan of Governor Hays--E.
 w. kimber New President.

Western Newspaper Union News Service.
 Little Rock-The Arkansas Real Estate Dealers Association, at it's an- nual convention in this city, gave it's endorsement to the movement started by Governor Hays to secure an ex5 hibit from Arkansas at the Panamt Pacific Exposition in San Franciyco in 1915. The members pledged them- selves to do whatever possible @ aid the plan.
 E. W. Kimber of Hamburg was elect ed president of the association to sue ceed J. F. Black of Texarkana. Levy Moore of Prescott was eldcted secre- tary and W. s. Holt of Little Rock was reelected treasurer.
 More than 100 members. of the as- sociation were present and fourteen new members were elected. Address es were made by Governor Hays. John H. Page, commissioner of mines, manu- factures and agriculture, and others.
Judsonia weekly advance., 1914-02-04
Union Organizer Gets Damages.

Fort Smith.-Verdict for $5,000 was returned by jury in the United States court in favor of John Jarnigan an organizer for the United Mine Workers of America, who sued the Pennsylvania Mining Company of Jamestown for $30,000. Jarnigan charged that he was beaten by men hired for that purpose by the mine company, when he attempted to organ ize the company's miners. Ind com pany formerly employed Jarniaan as a guard as it's Jamestown plant.
Judsonia weekly advance., 1914-02-04
.REP|ST ADVISES
 |N|RE MONOPOLY
BURLESON SAYS PRESENT SERVICE FOR THE
 GLASSES, NOT MASSES.
UNITED STATES IS BEHIND
Says Constitution Farmers Saw Inn portance of Controi-TeIephone
 Ownership Is Urged.

Western Newspaper Union News Service
 Washington Government monopoli- zation of telegraph, telephone and other means for the transmission of intelligence as hereafter may develop" is recommended in report submitted to the Senate by Postmaster General Burleson.
 immediate government ownership of telephone lines is recommended, with system of license for the other agen- cies of communication, establishing government monopoly even where there is not actual ownership.
 The report points out that the found CTS of the nation were alive to the importance of keeping under govern ment control all means of communica- tion and provided in the constitution that congress should have power to establish postoffices and post roads. It was clearly the Intention, the report adds, that the government should con- trol every means of transmitting in- telligence.
 The postal service already has adopt ed virtually every means of transmits sion except electricity and yet the United States alone of all nations, the committee points out, has left to private enterprises the ownership and operation of telegraph and telephone facilities.
 These facilities now are for the classes" the report comments, under government ownership they will be for fho naScps o
Judsonia weekly advance., 1914-02-04
SET DATES FOR MEETINGS
Bankers Arrange for State and District
 Conventions.

Western Newspaper Union News serv,ce.
 Little Rock.-The annual convention of the Arkansas Bankers Association will be held in Little Rock April 14 and IS, it was decided by members of the Executive Council of the Associaa tion at meeting at the Hotel Marion
 The committee also agreed upon dates for the seven group meetings of the association groups throughout the state as follows. Fort Smith, Group No, 4, February 23; Russell vile, Group No. 5, February 24; Mari anna, Group No. 1, March 4; Dermott, Group No. T. March 6; Newport, Group No. 2, March 1z; Texarkana, Group No. 6, March 13, and Harrison, Group No. 3, March IS or 19.
Judsonia weekly advance., 1914-02-04
STOCK GROWERS MEET SOON
Call Issued for State Convention in
 Little Rock February 16-t9.

Western Newspaper Union News Servic{
 Little Rock.-The official call for the second annual convention o} the Ar kansas Stock Growers Asso4iation in Little Rock February 16, IF, A8 and 19, has been issued by the secretary, J. c. Small, who forwarded copies of the call to the office of John H. Page, com missioner for the Bureauf of Mines, Manufactures and Agricul3 lire, for dis tribution throughout the state.
 MT. Page is busily engaged lining up a program of interest to @tockmen and already has procured dates for lee. lures on various subiedts by leading stockmen throughout the United States.
Judsonia weekly advance., 1914-02-04
WOULD INCREASE
 SCHOOL REVENUES
DIRECTORS PROPOSE AMEND MENT CHANGING THE MAXI.
 MUM LOCAL TAX.
CAMPAIGN TO BE CONDUCTED
Action Is Decided Upon at MeeeIno Q: State Association Held in
 Little Rock.
Western Newspaper Union News Service.

Western Newspaper Union News Service.
 Little Rock.-A campaign for the adoption of constitutional amend ment increasing the maxim.;m local school tax levy to an amour. not 10 exceed five mills above the lresent maximum of seven mills was planned at the meeting of the Arkansas School Directors Association held in Little Rock.
 President Allen Winham of Texark- ana and others present at the meeting declared that under the present laws, the funds in some school districts are scarcely sufficient to maintain the schools for short term and are en- tirely inadequate to provide for new and well-equipped school buildings. It was pointed out that the higher tax would be paid only in districts where the majority of electors vote for fit and where the greater revenue is bad ly needed,
 A state wide campaign for the/adop- ton of this amendment probably will be instituted by the State Depart ment of Public Instruction, fhe State Board of Education and thg executive officers of the School Directors As sociation.
 The committee which, reported the resolution proposing this amendment was composed of the following:
 Chairman, J. K. Browning of Pig gott, W. P. Fletcher of Lonoke, Hamp Williams of Hot / Springs, L. B. Nc Cure of RusselHsille, secretary of the association; Paul H. Westbrook of Moro; W. M. /Greason of Prescott; F. W. BroadnaZ of Van Duzen, Superin- tendent J.I w Kuykendall of Fort smith andf President Allen Winham of Texarkapa.
Judsonia weekly advance., 1914-02-04
Is Typhoid Conquered?

Vaccination to prevent smallpox is so general in this country and has been so effective in abolishing what was formerly one of the most destruc- tive scourges of the human race that nearly everybody except the, small number of people whose temperament predisposes them to take the othef side" accepts it as matter of course and recognizes in it one of the great est blessings conferred by modern medical advancement. But typhoid vaccination is somewhat comparative ly new, with which the public as ia whole is not familiar. Yet it will be well for the public to take heed of Yhe results that have been obtained wits use in the Unitedi States army Cleveland Leader.
Judsonia weekly advance., 1914-02-04
SALTS IF BAcK&HY OR
 KIDNEYS TROUBLE YOU
Eat Less Meat # Your Kidneys Aren't Acting Right or if Back Hurts or
 Bladder Bothers You.

When you wake yp with backacne and dull misery in the kidney region it generally means you have been eat ing. too much neat, says well-ks0Sn authority. Meat forms uric acid which overworks the kidneys ssn their enort to filter it from the bY,od and they be- come sort of paralNed and loggy. When your kidneys get sluggish ana clog you must relie3e them. like you relieve your bowels Iremoving all the body's urinous waste, else you have backache, sick headaclhe, dizzy spells; your stomach sours. tongue is coated, and when the weatherj Is bad you nave rheumatic twinges.xk Ee urine is cloudy, full of sedim4 t, channels oft en get sore, water scpds and you are obliged to seek reli}t two or three times during the nigH|
 Either consult goki, reliable physi. clan at once or get ff&n your pharmsE cist about four ounG6 of lad SaJks: take a tablespoonful in glass of water before breakfast for few days ard your kidneys will then /act fine. This famous salts Is. made from the acid of grapes and lemon juice, com bined with lithia. and has been used for generations to clean and stimulate sluggish kidneys, also to neutralize acids in the urine so it no longer irri- tates, thus ending bladder weakness.
 lad Salts is life saver for regular meat eaters. It is inexpensive, cannot injure and makes delightful, effer- vescent Whitewater drink-Adv.
Judsonia weekly advance., 1914-02-04
CIGARS AND SODA BARRED
OnEawful to Sell Them on Sunday, At
 torney General Holds.

'esterrs Newspaper Union New~ Service
 ck.-That it is unlawful
 dispense soda or cigars ,n sunday is the opinion of Attorney General w L. Moose handed to Dr. I. C. Gorham, of Wilton,
 The opinion sought by Dr. Gorham and written by the attorney general follows:
 Tn regard to selling cold drinks and cigars on Sunday, havdE Ethe honor to state that in my opinionSit is viola fion of the law to operaM soda foun- tain on Sunday or to sell cigars on that day. The law is ignored in many . tho statss particularly in the
 fact that the law
 ldssnot excuse one
 should indict
 Id be arrested
 bath breaking