The mirror. (Stillwater, Minn.) 1894-1925, 1914-10-22
chase of new trombone and Kubelic a
new fiddle. I'm going to buy musical
education if they will throw in year prac-
tice
KIDvERSATIONS
BY Sherlock

psf listen. Wood shop next full moon.
Its too bad that we can't live long with
out getting old.
1t is pretty safe rule not to give credit
to calamity bowler.
Yes and we saw Buck, General StonewalI
and several other of the literary summarizes
Wanted-Some one TO suggest cure for
Hastys backache. For particulars see the
Baron.
The suffragettes have even threatened to
carry the universal peace propaganda into
the home.
Lives there man with soul so dead who
never himself hath said: "Hurrah for the
hometown s>basebal team
Yes. yes, Miss Francis Wayne it was Just
one of those 'nice jolly boozy-woozy
filings" after lights out that landed many Of
we-unS.
Real Thoughts
Oh, those balling machines gum dammit,
and one won't work at all gum dammar.
The only corporation that is not soulless
souled.
Old Doc Oser might gain some addition
al notriety by divising method more hui
name for the killing of brave soldiers.
Yes, Uncle John we found ours again, but
when you first spoke we thought you meant
Mail Pouch But Of course that happen
ed years ago.
In case of invasion Holland threatens to
blow up her Amsterdam, even tho this
would flood the country and rotterdam
potatoes.
Nevertheless, the U. S. weather forecastor
has been exercising his discretionary pre-
rogative by remaining non-committal on
the subject of wet and dry waves.
No, Felicia, the proverbialy large lung
capacity of the average baseball fan had
nothing to do with originating the phrase.
Boost for Better Smoking Tobacco"
Guard Hastings has been quite recently
confined to his font yard with a severe case
of sweled bean, caused by too violent con-
tact with new idea, said idea having been
suddenly acquired during the week of Oct,
18th, when he learned that he was indeed
the father of promising son. Mr.. Hust-
lngs says: "The boy is bright and was not
at all frightened when introduced to him.
He is thinking some of having his picture
taken, provided he can find competent
artist this side of New Yawk. The boy will
be at home to 500 ial equals on Tuesdays
and Friday at 3 P. Nj.
Observation.
A word to the wise is unnecessary but it
is fact not to be ridiculed that nine tenths
of the Stomach Disorders here abouts
have their origin in that beastIy uncured
smoking tobacco which is entirely too strong
yea, even for man with a cast iron digest
i've apparatus. The fault may lie so much
in the tobacco as in the manner it is being
smoked, to reduce its strength. When
tobacco is SO strong and vile as to be enjoy
ed in pipe men will, and do, take to
smoking it in wrappers in cigarette fashion
such wrappers being of paper is made of
dirty filthy rags and wood pulp This
form of using tobacco is douby injurious
as one not only assimulates the nicotine
from the strong tobacco, but in addition
are taking into their system poison far
more subtle and injurious which comes from
the fumes of burning paper.
Grant us good tobacco at each mans in
dividual expense which can be egi,imately
enjoyed IN pipe and then note the rapid
decline in stomach complaints with which
our competent physician is now over
whelmed. Give it a thought
One of our passion poets has lately pub
lished a metaphysical poem, one stanza will
suflce to give you an idea of what it is:
Think health and health will find you
AS certain as the day,
And pain will lag behind you
And lose you on the way.
Why not pursue this same line of reason
ing to the bitter END, somewhat after this
fashion:
Think wealth, and you will get it
A million, more or less;
Think silk, and in your cell
You'll find bright new vest.
Think land, when you are drowning,
Beyond all human reach,
And by this happy theory
You'll be washed upon the beach.
Think bread, when you re in solitary,
And feast will there be spread;
Think sleep when you are weary
And you'll find yourelf in bed.