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The evening herald. (Klamath Falls, Or.) 1906-1942, 1914-06-11

years. the machine mus; earn enough
in that time TO pay for Itself or it
never will The loan. therefore,
should be entirely repaid before the
ten years are UP. or the farmer will
lose money on the transaction. pay
Ing out interest for no benefit in re-
turn
On the other hand. II too early q
date Is set for repayment. tho ma
chine will not have had sufsictent op-
portuni,y to make the requisite mon
ey. and the borrower may have dim
Guilty in raising 1t elsewhere.
Rule provides for some form OF
amortization. the system by which
the principal is repaid In instaIlments
so that the amount OF the loan is con-
tinually diminishing and In conse-
qusnce the interest charges also. Such
a system is quite feasible when the
loan Is really productive. when IL re-
turns to the borrower definite rev.
enue each year.
OF course the interest should be as
small as possible Everybody knows
.that--except the lender. But II the
other rules are observed. IL the bor-
rover manages, his financial affairs
soundly. he will be surprised to nnd
how much easier II Is to obtain favor
able terms.
The right kind Of lender does not
want to foreclose mortgages; he
wants his money back with q fair
proft. like any other merchant. For
money that IL borrowed wisely, for
The evening herald. (Klamath Falls, Or.) 1906-1942, 1914-06-11
nM 70 BORROW MONEY


longtime loans for the gradual reduc-
ton Of the principal.
The nrs, rule 10. OF course, the key
to the wise use of credit Between
borrowing money TO spend on ones
self and borrowing money to buy
equipment OF some sor, with which
10 make more money there is all the
difference between folly and fore
sight extravagance and thrift.
II the money Is borrowed for q
wise purpose II will produce enough
70 pay back the principal and inter-
est and leave fair margin Of profit
for the borrower into the bargain. II
IL is borrowed for q foolish purpose IL
will produce nothing. and conse-
quently there viii be nothing with
which to repay the loan.
From this point Of view IL matters
comparatively little whether the In
terest be high or low. II Is the re-
payment Of the principal that is the
chief difficulty.
Rules and 3 deal with the most
satisfactory ways Of repayment. Un-
derneath them both IL tho same prin-
eiple: The loan must be repaid with
the money It earns itself.
For example. IL the money Is used
10 buy q machine that will last ten
The evening herald. (Klamath Falls, Or.) 1906-1942, 1914-06-11
YOUNG ROOSEVELT
IS NOW BENEDICT
SPANISH ARisTotEACY AND mr..
ioMArtC CORPS MAkE rME NA.
Di,iD MARRIAGE \ MOST nRii~
LIANT AFFAIR


MADRID. June iis-A brilliant
gathering. comprising tho slisc af
Spanish ogrieiaidom and aristoctaey.
together With practically all the mem
bers OF tho Diplomatic eoFps and their
ladies'. witnessed tho marriage today
OF Miss Belle Wyatt Willard. aauxhs
tor Of Joseph r willard. smstican
ambassador 10 Spaia. aud Kermit
Roosevelt. son of Colonel Thoadoss
Roosevelt. cr-presidoat OF tho United
States. Tho Bridegroom father came
over from Ss~ York to attend the
wedding.
The ceremony. which took piac. at
noon in the British embassy chapel.
vas performed by tho Rsy. Dr. Wat
son. rector Of the American church In
Paris, assisted by Tho Roy. Herbert
Brown. chaplain OF the British I'm.
basay Ia Madrid
The brld. ~Rs attended b. her ais.
ter. Miss Elizabeth willard. aa maid
OF honor.
Following brief honeymoon on
the continent. the young couple will
leave for Brazil TO establish their fu.
turc home nt San Pauio. where Ker.
NIT Roosevelt In engaged In the rail.
road business.
The evening herald. (Klamath Falls, Or.) 1906-1942, 1914-06-11
Dr. Morrow II Back.

DR.. u. v. Morrow. who with DR.. II.
X. Hamilton. has tho contract for
caring for the men employed on the
Alaska railroad construction. Is here
from Seward. TO wind up his affairs.
lie states that Seward is destined TO
become big city. and he sees great
opportunity 10 build up an enormous
practice there.
The evening herald. (Klamath Falls, Or.) 1906-1942, 1914-06-11

The newly organized Motorcycle
Club will make It's first oflicial run
next Sunday. when about twenty-five
machines will take n spin TO Fort
Klamath to root for the Klamath
Falls baseball team. The boys are
thoroughly organized. having a cap
tam and two lieutenants to take
charge OF tho run.
The evening herald. (Klamath Falls, Or.) 1906-1942, 1914-06-11
Girl Hurts Hand.

Margaret, tho 2-ycar-old daughter
OF Mr.. and Mrs. J. o. Hamaker Of Bo-
nanzn. received badly iacerated
right hand Wednesday. while playing
near an electrically driven pump. The
fingers Will bo saved.
The evening herald. (Klamath Falls, Or.) 1906-1942, 1914-06-11

George Isaaes. n well known young
stockman from the northern part Of
the county. IL In from the Agency to-
day, attending to business matters.
The evening herald. (Klamath Falls, Or.) 1906-1942, 1914-06-11

During May. ~ vessels cleared
Irom tho mouth at tbs Columbia eth
:o.sst.sis feet of lumber. asaias, -
vessels With iums.s in MAY. isis
The evening herald. (Klamath Falls, Or.) 1906-1942, 1914-06-11

Caaaty Ctsrt & Il pe Lac ssi
pIEc aasr s6He u ashtaa4 "a 'as
thoif sssn rhssirF fAo tap
The evening herald. (Klamath Falls, Or.) 1906-1942, 1914-06-11
Town Topics
Called To California.

Mrs. Louis II. Bath leaves In the
morning for Salinas. Calf. in re-
sponse TO 4 telegram stating that her
sister Is seriously III.
The evening herald. (Klamath Falls, Or.) 1906-1942, 1914-06-11
\ ti,tlo inis.li

A sun aaa bass last ulses 10 rsss,
Hasins ~ A I'~lsnll aRi siis
The evening herald. (Klamath Falls, Or.) 1906-1942, 1914-06-11

The Southern Oregon and Northern
California mining congress meets ut
Ashland July 0.and 10.
The evening herald. (Klamath Falls, Or.) 1906-1942, 1914-06-11

charges low intssso3
This. In fact. Is Why the govern
ment has published these rules for
borrowers. II is not so much a mat.
ter OF driving u shrewd bargain AZ Il
is OF observing few fundamental
principles which alone can make cred
IL blessing and not . curse.
The evening herald. (Klamath Falls, Or.) 1906-1942, 1914-06-11

Subscribe for the Herald, 80 cents
J month.
The evening herald. (Klamath Falls, Or.) 1906-1942, 1914-06-11

money ,ha, is sure to be repaid. he
charges low intssoD2
The Wheeling intelligencer. [volume] (Wheeling, W. Va.) 1903-1961, 1914-04-02
BASEMENT

Our Basement will be solid bargains not
shOddy unreliable Shoes every pair guar
lots from of the leading the country at
almost half their real worth and sold through bargain
of the Smith Other lots are made up Of
small and broken up discontinued lines of our high
grade Shoes that the bargain departments closed
out at what they will bring You new bargains in
Shoery bargain departments every day.
The Wheeling intelligencer. [volume] (Wheeling, W. Va.) 1903-1961, 1914-04-02
THE SHOERY /
FIRST FLOOR

Will be all high grade Shoes or womens Shoes sold
on TINS floor under S2.9S pair All the Shoes this
are contracted for IN large quantities by
tories as the E. T. Wright Co., makers lust Right 81
to 800 Shoes and Burt Packard Co. famous
horeet shape $500 to 5000 Shoes Commonwealth
shoe Leather Co makers of the other
lines OF high grade Shoes women Shoes are made in
the same way by of the best both
IN the east and west They all guarantee to US we guar
antee them to We also specialize floor fitting the
aneen combinations OF feet such high nstep
or extremely narrow high arched foot.
The Wheeling intelligencer. [volume] (Wheeling, W. Va.) 1903-1961, 1914-04-02

SHOERY WILL OPEN FOR BUSINESS
FRIDAY afternoon. April 3. at 2 O'Clock.
No men wanted in afternoon Will sell
Women's and Children's Shoes on Fri
day afternoon until s o'clock. and will
reopen Friday evening TO 9 o'clock for
men only.
The Wheeling intelligencer. [volume] (Wheeling, W. Va.) 1903-1961, 1914-04-02
Will Open Friday
Afternoon at2P.M.

WHEELING to have OF the Smith Shoer which throughout
the country in helping regulate and , down the
volumes
sale"e advertisers buyers bookpe
attic service in handling crowdsop people
The Wheeling intelligencer. [volume] (Wheeling, W. Va.) 1903-1961, 1914-04-02

SHOERI WILL OPEN FRIDAY EVEN.
ING. APRIL 3. at : until for Men and
BOYS only. No Women wanted at night.
This is for working men that cannot
come during work hours Friday without
losing time to save dollar.
The Wheeling intelligencer. [volume] (Wheeling, W. Va.) 1903-1961, 1914-04-02
TO THE PUBLIC!

LOCO pairs OF Womens Sample Shoes and Slip
Pers on Sale in Basement at SI.OO pair
values up to $500. Nothing larger than size a.
$3.50 and $500 Mems good strong work Shoes
Tan and Black. Also Button and Butcher Dress
Shoes-all sizes-S1 90 foot.
All Mems and Womens S34s, S3.es, S4.4s. s4es
so4S and SS9s Shoes which will be our regular
line OF high grade Shoes. but will be sold OPEN
ing day only at S1.OO pair less.
Abbeville progress. (Abbeville, Vermilion Parish, La.) 1913-1944, 1914-04-18
PITY the Poor Thespian.

Here is an amusing dialogue which
is reported to have taken place in
suburban theater. Utility lady hur-
rying in, breathless, fve minutes after
the call for distribution of parts in
new spectacular production: What
do l get?" Stage manager, promptly:
You get a quarters fine for bein'
late, and you're the Empress of India
in the prologue and Queen of the
Night in the last act; and you don't
want to show up in them old blue
satin shoes again. for you've got to
sit on a gold throne ten feet high,
with your foot on the neck of the
King of Persia Now you come here
tomorrow at ten, letter perfect, or
you'll be back in the second row, car
ryin' a tin sword, before you know
where you are!"
Abbeville progress. (Abbeville, Vermilion Parish, La.) 1913-1944, 1914-04-18
important Court Decision.

"A decision that will be of assistance
to executors in settling estates COM
prising a large amount of securities.
was handed down the court of ap-
peals of New York in the case of Luke
V. Lockwood VS.. U. S. Steel corpora
ton. The court held that a foreign
corporation having an office in this
state for the transfer and registry of
its corporate stock may be compelled
to make such transfer at its New
York office on demand OF the local
executor OF ,estator who was resi-
dent in foreign country at the time
of his death. and the stock was in
the possession of the executor.
The court ruled that the doctrine
Abbeville progress. (Abbeville, Vermilion Parish, La.) 1913-1944, 1914-04-18
CHAPTER III.-Contjnued,

Rankin brought him pink envelope
upon a little silver tray Rankin was
most careful to bring everything upon
tray. Broadway steadfastly main
tanned that if drowning man asked
Rankin to bring help he would first
go to get a tray to take it to him on
The pink envelope was marked with
an elaborate monogram. of which the
dominant letter was a &c" It was
from her whom he had left so short a
time before. Mrs. Gerard, by means
of 1t, implored him to become a mem
Der Of theater and supper party for
that evening. The note almost was
affectionate
The theater and supper parties were
to both occur in Broadway! All,
Broadway, 1t would be hard to leave
1t by the chilly by-path, death. which
leads out of the light into the shad-
owst
1t occurred to Broadway Jones that
he might decentIy accept this invita-
ton, even if the crowd which she
would have would probably be not
quite TO his liking. All. there were
crowds upon the thoroughfare he
loved which were so fully to his lik-
ing!
And then another plan flashed into
his mind. Why not give a farewell
supper? No one but himself would
know it was a farewell supper-all the
rest would think it just the best af-
fair of many fine affairs which Broad
way Jones had given. The restaurant
which gave it would be paid undoubt-
eddy out OF the residue of his estate,
and if there wasn't any residue the
restaurant could well afford to lose 1t
had many thousands of his money.
He would make this dinner-no; it
would be better to make it a supper
the finest little supper which had yet
electrified Broadway. It should
sparkle, it should fizz, it should re-
sound with joyful chords and merry
laughter; in short that supper should
achieve the limit and surpass it. Then
would he be more content tc go.
He locked the poison and the fire
arm carefully in a desk drawer. He
called Rankin, and, to that staid serv-
of invitations to the widest supper
he had ever planned; he telephoned to
his good friend, the restaurateur. Re
turning to the study he took the poi
son and the pistol from the drawer
and put them In another. The second
frn IN ha u furn h he. gu
drawer had but one. He refused again
to think about them until after he had
given the extraordinary supper.
Abbeville progress. (Abbeville, Vermilion Parish, La.) 1913-1944, 1914-04-18
Sorry He Spoke

Captain McTweed, a Scotsman to
the backbone. and. moreover, dis
tinguished officer in distinguished
Highland regiment, had an unbounded
admiration for his countrymen. and
never lost an opportunity of extolling
their virtues.
One evening at mess he was enter
tanning several guests. and at the con-
clusion of the meal, as he and his
party were leaving the room. he hap
pened TO notice a magnificent speci-
men Of a piper. clad in full Highland
costume. standing by the doorway.
Wishing 10 Lraw attention 10 the
mans splendid proportions, he stop
ped, and:
From what part CT Scotland do
you Gomez" he inquired
"Tipperary, SORT replied the man
with a punctilious salute
Abbeville progress. (Abbeville, Vermilion Parish, La.) 1913-1944, 1914-04-18
CHAPTER w.

The asphalt glittered with the glaze
OF recent rain, rejecting countless
lights of many colors The sidewalks,
crowded with gay theater-goers, were
as colorful and animated as the chang
ing figures of a childs kaleidoscope,
and he smiled at them. Even the odor
of burned gasoline which drowned the
perfume of fair women's presence
seemed as frankincense and myrrh to
him-for this was Broadway, the be-
loved thoroughfare.
And was it not to be his last night
in its glitter. his last hearing of it's
medley, his last glimpsing of its nerv-
GUS gaiety? He smiled-the wan smile
of the prisoner who sees his friends
and joys In them before he marches
to the guillotine.
In the restaurant there was obvious
stir when he arrived. There always
was stir in restaurants when he ar
rived. With a practiced and a clever
eye he examined with great care the
private dining-room wherein was to be
sung the swan-song of his spendthrifti-
ness. II was extremely We'll arranged,
the table was a dazzling sight, the
flowers were gorgeous and of all-per-
vading fragrance, the colored candle
shades cast a subdued, artistic glow
upon the whole. The head waiter
himself. his neck enchanted in sign
of office, was in personal control of
details, his staff had been we'll picked
from Broadway's favorites among sub
ordinates; a very pretty girl who
Abbeville progress. (Abbeville, Vermilion Parish, La.) 1913-1944, 1914-04-18
SEES MARKS OF DEGENERACY
In the Opinion of Sir Gilbert Parker,
the Modern Race of Man is Los
ing Its Senses.

The astonishing question of Sir Gil
bert Parker. Are our senses growing
less keen-in fact, degenerating? has
aroused great interest. Sir Gilbert
thinks our life may have been made
so mechanically easy TIT some of
our senses are losing their vitality
and usefulness.
Motoring might be insta.ced by
some as evidence that the acuteness
of seeing and hearing is on the in
crease" said Sir Gilbert recently.
The chauffeurs marvellous quick
ness of eye, by which he observes
danger, and by a hairbreadth.. es-
capes it by skilled precision, might
be pointed to, but regard that as
a kind of specialization. exceptiona"y
narrow and confined to I. Ii nited area
Too often the chauffeur is like a
horse in blincers-he can only see one
way down a narrow lane. Many acct
denls are due to limited and made
Quate observation. I know a chauf-
Abbeville progress. (Abbeville, Vermilion Parish, La.) 1913-1944, 1914-04-18
SYNOPSIS.

Jackson Jones. nicknamed broadway
because OF his continual Qualification Of
New York's great thnroughfare, is anX-
ious to get away from hts home town Of
JonssVille. Abner Jones. his uncle, Is
very angry because Broadway refuses to
settle down ard take "a place in the gum
fathers interest Judge SpOtSwOOd in
forms Broadway that $3.50 0oO left him by
his father Is at his disposal Broadway
makes record time i'm heading for his
favoritc street In New York With his
New York friend, Robert Wallace. Broad
way creates sensation by his extrava-
gance on the White Way. Four years
pass and broadway suddenly discovers
that he is not only broke but heavily IN
debt. He applies to his uncle for a loan
and receives a package Of chewing gum
with the advice 10 chew Fl and forget his
troubles. He quietly seeks work without
success
Abbeville progress. (Abbeville, Vermilion Parish, La.) 1913-1944, 1914-04-18
HOW TO CLEAR AWAY
THOSE UGLY PlMPLES

1t is so easy to get rid of pimples
and blackheads with Resiuol, and it
costs so little, too, that anyone whose
face is disfgured by these pests 10
foolish to keep on with useless cos
metics. or complicated beauty treat
ments." See how simply it is done;
Battle your face for several minutes
with Resinol Soap and hot water, then
apply a little Resinol Ointment very
gently. Let this stay on ten minutes,
and wash off with Resinol Soap and
more hot water. finishing with a dash
of cold water to close the pores. Do
this once or twice day, and you will
be astonished to find how quickly the
healing, antiseptic Resinol medica-
ton soothes and cleanses the pores,
leaving the complexion clear and vel
vety. Sold by all druggists, Resinol
Ointment, so cents and 81, Resinoi
Soap, % cents.-Adv
Abbeville progress. (Abbeville, Vermilion Parish, La.) 1913-1944, 1914-04-18
NEIGHBOR ASKED
FOR INFORMATION
Which Was Promptly Disclosed and
She Lost no Time in Profit
ing Thereby.

Miami, Okla-"One Of my neigh
bOrs,' says Mrs. Hannah NJ TuTley, of
this town, came to my house last
week, and said: Mrs. Turley, what
did you take to help you so quickly|
told her it was just Cardui. the
wOman's tonic, and she said: I wish
looked as we'll as you do | told her
if she would only get $500 worth of
Cardui, and take il, she would, So
she sent her husband to town to get
the Cardui, and commenced taking it.
She looked so pale and sick all the
time, but is beginning to look better
already.
AS to how it helped mel suffered
for about years, with womauly trou-
bles, and became so weak and ner-
vous, and would suffer such pain
every month. that l thought, at times,
! would die. Was in such condition
that l couldn't do my work half Of
the time. and would have awful smoth-
ering spells.
My husband bought me a full treat
ment of Cardui 6 bottles) and / can
truthfully say that after / took the
last bottle l was we'll Am enjoying
the best of health now, and am so
thankful to Cardui."
Take Cardui for your trouble. You
will never regret it. Begin today. Ask
your nearest druggist.
N.B.- WRIT TO: Ladies' Advisory DEPT. Chatta-
nooga Medicine Co, Chattanooga, Tenn, Tor
Steciqi Instructions, and 64page book, Home Treat
ment for Women" sent IN plain wrapper. CI
request. Adv.
Abbeville progress. (Abbeville, Vermilion Parish, La.) 1913-1944, 1914-04-18
STUDENT WAS TOO PREVIOUS
Intended Joke on Professor Came Back
With Rebound That Must
Have Been Felt.

A good story is told at the expense
OF an undergraduate at a certain uni
versity He was attending the chemi-
cal lectures OF distinguished, if not
popular, professor, who had announc-
ed for his next lecture some expert
ments with laughing-gas. The stu
dent, who knew that persons under
the influence of laughing-gas were not
responsible for their words or actions,
saw an opportunity of telling the pro
fessor some home truths with i'm
punity.
On the afternoon of the lecture the
professor called for a volunteer for the
experiments to be made, and our I'M
I dergraduate promptly came to his as
! sistance, to the amusement Of the
: class. which had been taken into his
confidence
The bag containing the hilarious gas
was duly affixed to the students
mouth. and he commenced to inhale
vigorously. The effect was magical.
Abbeville progress. (Abbeville, Vermilion Parish, La.) 1913-1944, 1914-04-18
C6IFDNARD MARSHAU
FROM IHE PLAY OF GEORGEM.COHAN

you down, Broadway" asked the love
ly Inez.
who is it. Broadway? Who could
possibly nave the heart or been the
fool to DO it,"
Mrs. Gerard, his neighbor. bent on
him a glance so languishing that he al
most p 10 to turn his face away.
- / has ever turned me down"
he s.9. sHdeavOring to be gay. mo
girl 81 $ ever had a chance To turn me
down. I mean"
Realizing that this did not sound
gallant being instinctiyely, by nature,
gallant, he would have modified it
if he could. but the howl of apprOba
ton which arose from all the men, the
chorus of mock criticism which arse
from all the women. drowned his voice.
From all the women except one. That
one sat on his right, that woman was
a widow and was worth a million.
NO girl could turn you down." she
murmured.
All. that thought which so repeat
eddy had festered in his brain, Here
were millions which admired him,
Here were millions which would pay
the debts which had piled up. which
would make the bottle with the
crimson label and the weapon with the
blued-steel barrel quite unnecessary,
Here were millions which would solve
the last one of his difficulties and for
which, if he accepted them, he could
offer adequate return in a devotion
which should be at once that of a son
for an induIgent mother and near
drowned man for his rescuer, Why
not? Why not? Why not marry Mrs
Gerard?
NO girl could turn you down" had
been her words.
In the hurly-burly of the questions
and the answers, the frolic and the
nonsense. he scarcely had an opportu-
nifty TO speak to her in tender words,
but he answered her by scribbling on
her menu card:
Couldn't your"
He felt certain that she gasped with
pleasure.
"Why do you say such things?" she
scrubbed.
Because | love you," the unfortu
nate youth answered
Il love you, too" she scrubbed in
reply.
What sort of game are you two
Abbeville progress. (Abbeville, Vermilion Parish, La.) 1913-1944, 1914-04-18

playing there?" demanded Robert Wal
lace gaily.
Don't interrupt, Bob" Broadway or
dered Its a new kind of game of
hearts. It's played with menu cards,
Shut up"
He turned again to his delighted, If
ancient partner in the novel pastime.
at can't be true" he scrubbed.
1T is true" she wrote.
"Will you marry me-" he scrawled,
With a coy look at him which made
him feel little faint, but without an
instant's hesitation, Yes" she an
swered.
It was tremendously to the relief of
the young host that Bob Wallace, at
about this moment, rose and said that
he must leave.
1t seemed to Broadway that the
others mattered less. For Wallace his
affection was so genuine that it includ-
ed an intense desire to hold the man
respect. Signing with relief he called
Abbeville progress. (Abbeville, Vermilion Parish, La.) 1913-1944, 1914-04-18
Full Panel.

The jurors filed into the jury-box
and after all the II seats were filled
there still remained one juror stand
ing outside.
IF the court please" said the clerk.
they have. made a mistake and sent
US 13 Jurors instead of IL What do
you want with this extra one?"
What is your name?' asked the
Judge of the extra man.
Joseph A. Braines," he replied
Mr. Clerk" said the Judge, take
this man back to the jury commission,
ers and tell them we don't need him
as we already have here u men with,
out Braines. The Green Bag.
Abbeville progress. (Abbeville, Vermilion Parish, La.) 1913-1944, 1914-04-18
Cheers Replace Grou.

For years it has been the tradition
al custom of the czar of Russia to
drink the health Of the troops afte,
reviews and parades, Emperor Mich
elias has just intimated TO the min,
lister of war that this custom is now
abrogated. but thatrhe commander OF
the troops is authorized to propose
cheers for the car and other mem
bers of the imperial family.
Abbeville progress. (Abbeville, Vermilion Parish, La.) 1913-1944, 1914-04-18

The student began to abuse the pro-
lessor in terms which are unknown in
polite circles.
The professor lent a patient ear to
this testimony to his character, and
then, turning to the class, said, with
the suspicion of twinkle in his eye:
You see, gentlemen, how powerful
this gas is, when even the anticipation
OF 1t produces such effects. | will now
proceed to turn on the gas"