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Oxford eagle. (Oxford, Lafayette Co., Miss.) 1876-current, 1914-04-02
SAGE TEA AND SULPHUR
DARkENS YOUR GRAY HAIR
Look Years Youngeri Try orandma's
Recipe Of Sage and Sulphur
and Nobody VIII Know.

Almost everyone knows that Sage
Tea and Sulphur. properly compound
ed. brings back the natural color and
lustre to the hair when faded. streaked
or gray: also ends dandruff. itching
scalp and stops falling hair. Years
ago the only way to get this mixture
was TO make II at home. which is
mussy and troublesome.
Nowadays we simply ask at any
drug store for "wyeth's Sage and Sui
phur Hair Remedy" You will get a
large bottle for about so cents. Every
body uses this old. famous recipe. be-
cause no one can possibly tell that
you darkened your hair. as IL does II
30 naturally and evenly. You dampen
a sponge or soft brush with II and
draw this through your hair. taking
one ANAL strand at n time; by morn
ing the gray hair disappears. and
after another application or two. your
hair becomes beautifully dark. thick
and glossy and you look years younger
ADV
Oxford eagle. (Oxford, Lafayette Co., Miss.) 1876-current, 1914-04-02
DOES ALL Of
HER OWN WORK
And is Glad to Do So, as She Wa,
Denied this Privilege
For Two Years.

Richmond. Ky.-Mrs. n. v. Willis. Of
this place, says: Il suffered for over
three years with womanly trouble, and
tried many different treatments. but
none OF them seemed to do me any
good. | had almost given up TO die,
when a friend OF mine begged me TO
try Cardui. the woman's tonic. got
a bottle. and began TO feel a great deal
better after the first few doses.
then got four bottles, and after TAX.
Ing these ! was cured
I don't know what a female pain is
now. do all Of my work. eat anything
/ want, and feel like a i6 year old girl.
never expect to be without CarduI
In my house as long as | live. as
firmly believe 1t saved my life. and |
will praise II to all Of my suffering
lady friends"
Cardui is a purely vegetable remedy
containing no harmful mineral prod
uots. Its ingredients act in a helping
building way, on the womanly cohsti
ru1ion. II has been relieving woman
IL troubles for over half a century
eiIring which time It has proven OF
N ore than ordinary value as a tonic
mr. weak women.
You can rely ON Cardui. 1t will do
for you what II has done for thou
sands OF others. Begin taking II
today.
N. B. Wras 10. Ladies' Advisory Dept. chafta.
noogs Medicine Co. Chattanooga, Tenn. fof
Ss>eisi fnsSsehons. and 64-page book. Home Treat.
ment for Womsn." sent in plain wrapper. on
request. Adv.
Oxford eagle. (Oxford, Lafayette Co., Miss.) 1876-current, 1914-04-02

Az . matter Of fact Il 4
her raghf and her dry to
enjoy perfect health and
strength-to be just =
strong and healthy a. man
Oxford eagle. (Oxford, Lafayette Co., Miss.) 1876-current, 1914-04-02
eoston's Celebration.

One hundred years ago March Is
Boston celebrated the thirty-eighth an.
niversary of the evacuation OF the
city by the British troops under Gen.
eral Wilkinson during the Revolution.
The celebration naturally was accom-
panied by a great display Of enthusi.
assn. for the second war with Great
Britain was then in progress and the
spirit of patriotism was running high.
Flags were displayed in profusion by
the citizens and salutes were fred by
the ships OF war in the harbor. A large
military and civic parade was the
spectacular feature of the day. In the
evening there were fireworks and illu,
limitations and a public banquet a,
which patriotic addresses were deliv
cred by officials OF the state and city
and officers of the army and navy.
Oxford eagle. (Oxford, Lafayette Co., Miss.) 1876-current, 1914-04-02

1t was heralded by the Angel OF the
Resurrection. The first flower Of hu-
manity to pass into its perfected stage
OF glorious frultion, was the Man who
came back from the dead in the mys-
terry OF "A Spiritual Body" on the first
Sunday that ever was.
Every garden is a sacramento place
now, since the Easter flowers first
vowed. near 1900 years ago. 1t is a sign
OF the inward grace which moves amid
the dust OF the ages, preserving the
germ lives OF all who have gone down
into the soil. resting until the Angel Of
the great Resurrection sets to his lips
tho golden trumpet, and sounds the
clarion call OF the Great springtime.
when the garden OF Paradise shall
give back its souls, and the black earth
and the deep seas shall give up their
dead. and lives shall bloom again in
new beauty. and the unfading majesty
for which they were created 1t thu
first
Oxford eagle. (Oxford, Lafayette Co., Miss.) 1876-current, 1914-04-02
Reason the Guide.

Here is an excerpt from the Gentle
mans Magazine OF l732:
Nobody doubts but that the natural
Guide given to Man by God Is Reason !.
II this be duly attended to. we shall
act agreeably TO Order and good
Sense. and do nothing odd or extrava-
CANT Wherefore it may not be amiss
to expose the oddness of Custom
among the Portuguese of wearing
spectacles for no other End but an AZ
fectation Of Gravity: so that IL a per.
son had mind to be respectable. he
must not appear in any Assembly
without a pair on his Nose. And this
is even affected by young Persons and
Ladies'"
Oxford eagle. (Oxford, Lafayette Co., Miss.) 1876-current, 1914-04-02
JOKE OF ANCIENT VINTAGE
Credited Just Now to the Chinese, But
II Has Been Accorded to Many
NatIonaIitles.

"A Joke knows no birthplace and no
date OF birth. TESTS that are sup.
posed to be Of modern Irish. or French
or German origin can be found In the
writings OF the ancient Greeks. who,
perhaps. had them from still carrier
testers. In the Chinese "Hsiao.Lin-
kuang-Chi." or Laughing Book. are
jokes that even in their oriental garb
are much like jokes We have heard in
western tongues. The New York Trib-
une prints one Of them;
Two men. Chung and Kung. were
warming themselves before an open
stove. Chung. who was remarkable
for his GOODNESS and loquacity. said To
kung. who was exceedingly quick-tem-
pered.
"My dear Kung. there Is something
that ] should very much like TO say
TO you. II relates to circumstance
! have observed for a little time past.
But, bearing In mind your somewhat
fiery and quarreisome disposition. |
have hesitated to mention It to you
However. have at last decided that,
II do not mention the matter to you.
! shall do wrong. and I have conse.
quently determined to ask your per
mission to speak to you about It,"
We'll. what is IT."
Your coat. my dear Kung." said
Chung. quietly. lis on FIRE"
For PHYS sake!" exclaimed Kung,
angrily. jumping up and finding his
coat nearly burned OF. why in the
world didn't you tell me before?"
There II goes! What frightful
temper," Chung murmured. as he
moved away mo wonder you are
called hothesded."-Youth's Compan.
ion
Oxford eagle. (Oxford, Lafayette Co., Miss.) 1876-current, 1914-04-02
CLEVER WIFE
Knew How to Keep Peace In Family.

II IL quite significant, the number OF
persons who get well OF alarming
heart trouble when they let up on oof-
fee and use Postum as the beverage AZ
meals.
There Is nothing surprising about II,
however, because the harmful alkaloid
-caffeine-in coffee is not present In
Postum, which is made of clean. hard
wheat
Two years ago I was having so
much trouble with my heart" writes
. lady In Washington, that Mt times
felt quite alarmed. My husband took
me to a specialist to have my heart
examined.
The doctor said he could find no
organic trouble but said my heart was
irritable from something | had been
accustomed 10. and asked me to try
and remember what disagreed with
me.
Il remembered that coffee always
soured on my stomach and caused me
trouble from palpitation of the heart
SO stopped coffee and began to use
Postum. | have had no further
trouble since.
"A neighbor of ours. an old man,
Wa ~ AioAAl
that his wife wanted him to drink
Postum. This made him very angry,
but his wife secured some Postum and
made It carefully according to direc-
tons.
"He drank the Postum and did not
know the difference. and is still using
1t to his lasting benefit. He tells his
wife that the coffee is better than II
used to be. so she smiles with him and
keeps peace In the family by serving
Postum instead of coffee
Name given by the Postum Co,
Battle Creek, Mich.
Postum now comes In two forms:
Regular Postum must be well
boiled. 15c and Csc packages
instant Postum-is a soluble pow
der. A teaspoonful dissolves quickly
in a cup of hot water and, with cream
and sugar, makes delicious beverage
Instantly. 30c and SOC tins.
The cost per cup OF both kinds Is
about the game.
There's Reason" for Postum.
--sold BY Grocers
Oxford eagle. (Oxford, Lafayette Co., Miss.) 1876-current, 1914-04-02
Uric Acid is Slow Poison

Unseen in Its approach, hard to de-
tect In its early stages and cruelty
painful In its later forms, uric acid
poisoning Is a disease too often fatal.
Bright's disease issone OF the final
stages Of uric acid poisoning. II kills
In our country every year more men
and women than any other ailment
except two-consumption and pneu-
monia. Bright's disease and uric acid
poisoning usually start In some kidney
weakness that would not be hard to
cure, II discovered early. so 1t Is well
TO know the early signs Of kidney dis
ease and uric poisoning
When uric acid is formed too fast
and the kidneys are weakened by n
cold. or fever. by overwork, or by over
indulgences. the acid collects. the blood
gets impure and heavy, there is head
ache. dizziness. heart palpitation. and
a dull. heavy-headed, drowsy feeling
with disturbances Of the urine.
Real torture begins when the uric
acid forms into gravel or stone In the
kidney. or crystallizes into jagged bits
In the muscles. joints or on the nerve
tubings. Then follow the awful pains
OF neuralgia. rheumatism, govt, sciat-
lea, neuritis. lumbago or kidney collie.
Oxford eagle. (Oxford, Lafayette Co., Miss.) 1876-current, 1914-04-02
Another Superstition Smashed.

A weather superstition has beer
smashed by an observant New Yorl
farmer. He once heard a friend say
We'll have more rain soon. II cleared
OF In the night" lie wanted to know
what that had to do with II. lie was
told that It had lot to do with t. He
doubted the contention. and agreed to
keep an accurate record. This he did
and after two and one-half months had
sufficient data to prove that there was
nothing whatever In the superstition
Oxford eagle. (Oxford, Lafayette Co., Miss.) 1876-current, 1914-04-02
RINGW0RM SPREAD ON HAND

II. F. d. No. 2. Box 81. Ellijay, Ca
My sons ringworm began on the
back OF his hand. A fiery red spot
came about as large as dime and 1t
would itch SO badly he would scratch
1t till it bled. It began to spread till
1t went all over his hand. He would
just scream every time went to wash
1t. The nail came OF on the middle
finger.
Il used and II got worse
all the time. The trouble lasted two
or three months. Then l sent and got
some Cuticura Soap and Ointment and
began to use them. would wash
his hand with the Cuticura Soap and
dry It good and apply the Cuticura
Ointment. Relief was found in two
or three days and the ringworm was
cured In two weeks after using Cuti-
cura Soap and Ointment" (Signed)
Josie Parks. Jan. 4. 1918.
Cuticura Soap and Ointment sold
throughout the world. Sample OF each
free. with 32-p. Skin Book Address post
card "Cuticura. Dept. L. Boston. ADV.
Oxford eagle. (Oxford, Lafayette Co., Miss.) 1876-current, 1914-04-02

A shoe duster and a long handles
overshoe remover are things that via
add to the comfort of any family II
they are hung in a convenient place
rear the hall entrance. throughout the
winter and early spring rains. They
can be homemade. The duster NAV
be made from piece of old bIanke,
or any thick wooden material. cut ints
a fringe and tackled to an old handle
OF feather buster. or Just a stick
30 that dust may be fiicked from the
shoes without any STOPPING.
The oyershoe remover may be made
by using stick about a yard long,
and the lower end cut into a strons
and capable shoe horn. In this form
one can stand upright instead of get
ting smeared by the dripping mud
caked shoe.
Oxford eagle. (Oxford, Lafayette Co., Miss.) 1876-current, 1914-04-02
CONFINED TO BID
A Story Of Terrible Saffsri1o ~
Kidney Disease

MIRA Elisa Kirk. Main ST.. spes4l8 -
says: when my back begPn TO -
didn't pay much attentioA to the
and as the result. I.got worse. ~ 1
sudden move. the pain In my back
q knife thrust The next symptoIM 49,
dfxxinsss langu0r and q worn out L..X
went 70 the doctor. hut his medtcsu4
help me I began 60 have terrtbl9 II1x
spells and IN three months. I vas .
wreck Ny limbs and hands beca1 IX<
lees from rheumatic pains and ! q
fed. dressed and beiped a. every turu.
sreiied and would rather Be dead than
that suffering again. All that time. vss
opiat~s WEIR my only rriief. The ttdney |4
we're In awful shape. When had aipca1
hope, began psins noans kidney riiY
ortr sewn psars hare rsssaSasi eersd-" ~
Oxford eagle. (Oxford, Lafayette Co., Miss.) 1876-current, 1914-04-02

What is said to be the largest stone
ever cut by human hands lies in an
abandoned quarry near the ruins of
Baalbek. In Syria. This mammoth
obelisk is about seventy-five feet wide.
Its weight is estimated at fifteen hun
dred tons. High up in the wall OF an
old castle at Baalbek are other stones
nearly as large. No one knows when
the massive blocks were quarried. or
how they were moved from place to
place and hoisted into position. for the
race that hewed them into shape
carved no inscriptions or memorials
upon them.-Youth's Companion.
Oxford eagle. (Oxford, Lafayette Co., Miss.) 1876-current, 1914-04-02

Idle Man Not to Be Envied.

Idleness is one OF the greatest
enemies OF character. As someone
has said. The devil tempts other
men. but idle men tempt the devil. ="
Do not envy the IDLE man. whoever
you may envy. You may have too
much to do. and too many things to
think about: still. do not envy the
man who has not enough to think
about. and has to fall back upon him
self. The passions OF human nature
break loose in Idle men. and wander
over forbidden places seeking what
they can devour.-Dr. James Stalker
Oxford eagle. (Oxford, Lafayette Co., Miss.) 1876-current, 1914-04-02

II is to the beaten in life that Easter
especially appeals. There il hope stiIi,
II shouts, Even the dead live again.
Hueh more will you make way out OF
whatever Slough Of Despond" you
have been wallowing in. or passing
through Every green blade. forcing
its way past stones and rocks through
the hard elods into the sunlight, is q
sign that so long as there is life there
Is hope abundant. that the old com
forting statement yet holds true. BE
cruise | live. ye shall live also"
Oxford eagle. (Oxford, Lafayette Co., Miss.) 1876-current, 1914-04-02
Gods Help.

They who endeavor to become like
God in love win feel his approving
smile and his helping arm. Every eff.
fort they make will bring them near
er to his presence: and they will find
his renewed image grow more and
more vivid with them, until the time
comes when they. too. shall shine
forth as the sun in the kingdom OF
their Observation-Disclosures Hare.
Oxford eagle. (Oxford, Lafayette Co., Miss.) 1876-current, 1914-04-02
DIR. Pierce's FavOrite Prescriptio
The Desert Air IIss.

Upon the experiment OF the Ma
tional Aerial League Of France will
depend whether there will be estab-
lished regular passenger and freight
route across the Desert OF Sahara.
Plans have been completed for the
fight Of dotilla of aeroplanes. to
start from Oran. Algeria The final
landing will be made at Timbuctoo.
in the French Sudan. a distance Of
! 400 miles. The route will be marked
with pyramids of stones.
Oxford eagle. (Oxford, Lafayette Co., Miss.) 1876-current, 1914-04-02
When Loue Is King
When Apna pinds are Nowins
And Mou 1, jusf beuood.

When Apdi Dinds are Nopins
And Nay Is just beyond.
When all the hin, are sio1ins
And Springs rich robes are donned
Why should one heart beat sodly.
One soul Be In dismsy>
The storms that ragged 50 n,odly
Haze pon themselves apox
Why should doubt come to chill n
When bells Of Easie, ring
Win gLodnes that should fill Us -
When Loue b crouned as kiasa
The rain upon the shingles
Makes music that Is sueef
And on the todndous jinsles
A tune for dancing Jees.
S e. HsER
Oxford eagle. (Oxford, Lafayette Co., Miss.) 1876-current, 1914-04-02
Had Sense of Gratitude.

An old man walked two miles
through the snow In New York city
in order to carry an egg TO the head
quarters Of one Of the charitable or
CARNATIONS. The society had given
him a vacation In the country and a
farmer had given him two pullets on
leaving. so he had promised the first
egg to the people who had been kind
to him.
Oxford eagle. (Oxford, Lafayette Co., Miss.) 1876-current, 1914-04-02

In the proceed
ing verse II Is de
clared that Jesus
Christ taste d
death for every
man. for" the
epistle says. 1T
became him. for
W h o m are all
things. and by
whom are all
things. In other
words. II became
God the Father.
I'm bringing many
sons unto glory
to make the cap
tain OF their sal
walton perfe c I
Oxford eagle. (Oxford, Lafayette Co., Miss.) 1876-current, 1914-04-02

HEADACHE AND BILIOUS AT-rAcWs
Caused by Malaria removed by the use
OF Eitxts Bsbek cure for such ailments
Myself and whole household had sur
halartai Fever. Elixir Bahsks has
cured Us perfectly. so that we enjoy at
present the best Of health."-Jacob Ed
ELIXIR Dabek 50 cents. all druKsists or
BY Parcels Post prepaid from kiocxsw-
ski q Co. Washington. d. C
Oxford eagle. (Oxford, Lafayette Co., Miss.) 1876-current, 1914-04-02

tors from whom received only tempo
rary relief. ! decided TO give Lydia E.
Pinkham's Vegetable Compound fair
trial and Also the Sanative Wash. have
now used the remedies for four months
and cannot express my thanks for what
they have done for me.
eff these lines will be Of any benefit
you have my permission to publish
them" - Mrs. SADIE WILLIAMS, ass
James Street, Elkhart, Indiana
Lydia Z. Pinkham's Vegetable Com
pound. made from native roots and herbs,
contains no narcotic or harmful drugs,
and to-day holds the record of being the
most successful remedy for female ills
we know Of, anPthousands of voluntary
testimonials on file In the Pinkham
laboratory at Lynn, Mass, seem to
prove this fact
II you have the slightest doubt
that Lydia +. Pinkham's vegeta.
BILE Compound will help you. write
10 Lydia E.Pinkham Medicine Co.
(c0nfidentiaD Lynn, Mass, for ad.
vice. Your letter will be opened,
read and answered by q woman,
and held In strict confidence.
Oxford eagle. (Oxford, Lafayette Co., Miss.) 1876-current, 1914-04-02
Easter m the o,..k cbu,c,

The Easter festival stands greatest
among the festivals of the Greek
church. Our PRIEST often asserted that
the picture OF the Virgin looked very
sad on Good Friday and SMILED on
Easter-The Atlantic.
Oxford eagle. (Oxford, Lafayette Co., Miss.) 1876-current, 1914-04-02

Whats the matter. Tommie? You're
dripping wet?'
Went on the ice and 1t wouldni
hold me. mother"
Cant you tell when the ice won'I
hold your"
Didn't just tell you, mothery
Oxford eagle. (Oxford, Lafayette Co., Miss.) 1876-current, 1914-04-02
Fiuht for Principle.

why did you oppose that motion
at our meeting. asked one lady
"Oh. had nothing against the mo-
ton. But the member who made II
once opposed a motion Of mlDe and It's
the first chance ! have had to get
even
Oxford eagle. (Oxford, Lafayette Co., Miss.) 1876-current, 1914-04-02

Know the true value of time, watch.
seize and enjoy every moment OF II.
No idleness. no laziness. no procrasti-
nations; never put eff till tomorrow
what you can do today.-Lord Chester.
field
Oxford eagle. (Oxford, Lafayette Co., Miss.) 1876-current, 1914-04-02

A large tom cat was left by a
butcher at Allonnes. Belgium, in his
shop overnight. in the hope that it
would kill the rats. He found next
morning that the rats had killed and
eaten the cat all except the skin.
Oxford eagle. (Oxford, Lafayette Co., Miss.) 1876-current, 1914-04-02

ASKED at Clerkenwell Eng county
court why two OF her children bore the
same Christian name. a woman said
that. in registering the second one.
she forgot about the first having the
same name.
Oxford eagle. (Oxford, Lafayette Co., Miss.) 1876-current, 1914-04-02
Not Likely.

DO you think II is really true that
man married Maud thinking she had
money!
Well. You don't suppose he took
her at her face value. do YOU
Oxford eagle. (Oxford, Lafayette Co., Miss.) 1876-current, 1914-04-02
The Perfec ted
Captain
By REV. JAMES NJ. GRAN. ibid.
D.ss a Moo<ly Bal lsst,ss-
Chicago

TExT-''For II became him. nr whom
are all things. and by whom are all
things. in bringing many sons ut to glory
20 make the Captain OF their salvation
perfect through sufrerings." Hebrews
2iN
Oxford eagle. (Oxford, Lafayette Co., Miss.) 1876-current, 1914-04-02
R00EiNGS

We believe that we carry the largest
stocks Of roofings in the south. In painted
and galvanized STEEL rubber and compo-
sition: all prices. soc per square. COM
piete. and up. Try ''Paroid," the King OF
Rubber Roofing. Ten years without q
brush Pidgeon-rhomas Iron Company.
Iron. Steel. Railway ano NH Supplies,
Memphis. Tennessee. Adv.
Oxford eagle. (Oxford, Lafayette Co., Miss.) 1876-current, 1914-04-02
A Dilemma.

Il have a bad cold I don't know
now what to do-whether to drink tea
or dance the tango! Jan
ko (Budapest).
Oxford eagle. (Oxford, Lafayette Co., Miss.) 1876-current, 1914-04-02
MRS. Williams
LONG SICKNESS
Yields To Lydia E. Pink
hams Vegetable
Compound.
EIkhart, Ind. ~ suffered for four
teen years from organic Inflammation,

fem ale weakness,
pain and irregulari-
ties. The pains in
my sides were in
creased by walking
or standing on my
feet and ! had such
awful bearing down
feelings, W as de-
pressed in spirits
and became thin and
pale with dull. heavy
ewes I had sly do--
Oxford eagle. (Oxford, Lafayette Co., Miss.) 1876-current, 1914-04-02

| Il Is but a further step to ol4Ily =
Brights disease. =. /.
BE warned by backache, BY 49, ~ /!
In the kidney secretions, by patu14l5
or too frequent passages Cure 49,
ened kidneys Use Doan's kidM w. ~
"a medicine made just for 49, -
neys, that has been proved GOO II
of use. in thousands of csses---0
edy that is recommended By
users from coast to coast
Oxford eagle. (Oxford, Lafayette Co., Miss.) 1876-current, 1914-04-02

Too much Of the work in the church
toiay is like squirrel in cage. lo,.
p activity. but little progress.
Oxford eagle. (Oxford, Lafayette Co., Miss.) 1876-current, 1914-04-02

Mrs Jones-Wasn't that man Smith
compelled In leave town.
Mr. Iones-Yes: he was hung.
Oxford eagle. (Oxford, Lafayette Co., Miss.) 1876-current, 1914-04-02

bulb. The sepulcher has
had to hide the seemingly dead thing,
which yet contained a hidden germ OF
life. A watering by the tears OF the
great Nature Mother. the beams OF
far away source OF heat were neces-
sary. Out Of the very Valley OF the
shadow OF death" that bravery Of
green and brilliancy has come. We
may not smell the mold above the
rose" but II has come forth from
the blackness OF the dirt into it's fra
grant beauty.
The Easter time hales us back to
the days when the perfect Man. the
Flower OF our race. was cut down
by the hands of wicked men. and
crucifed and slain
II would be an incomplete history,
judging by the analogy OF nature. II
It left him there. The life history OF
your lily neither begins nor ends with
the fading OF the bloom.
II was because this was the first
real exemplliication OF the raising to
the life OF the world to come" that
Oxford eagle. (Oxford, Lafayette Co., Miss.) 1876-current, 1914-04-02
Fried Onions with m,,r

Cut Spanish. CT any medium onion,
n rounds, thereby making rings, a lit.
tie less than a quarter Of an inch
thick soak one hour In sweet milk.
Oxford eagle. (Oxford, Lafayette Co., Miss.) 1876-current, 1914-04-02
A Dare.

He-who breaks. pays.
she-I dare you to go down into
the kitchen and tell that 10 the cook
Oxford eagle. (Oxford, Lafayette Co., Miss.) 1876-current, 1914-04-02

Isn't that girls talk killing?"
She sure does murder the kings
English"
Oxford eagle. (Oxford, Lafayette Co., Miss.) 1876-current, 1914-04-02

Even a girl with a poor complexion
can win out II she has a rich father
Oxford eagle. (Oxford, Lafayette Co., Miss.) 1876-current, 1914-04-02

Bill-How did her singing strike
you?
Jill-oh. as usual, was the isno
cent bystander.