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came intoxicated was when Nell
SON forced her to go to cafes and
drink. Nelson denied Il.
Nelson produced his bank
books. testifying that he had
placed part Of his earnings in the
bank each month, ana declaring
that he had never accepted cent
from his wife. He earned between
$i75 and s225 per month, he
said.
In making final ruling Judge
Chapman announced thaA FcgnrtI-
less Of any evidence concernlnx
reputation, Mrs. NeIpoa wns sfill
the wifc Of Edwin Nelsoa, ana
that sho should b. prpsfded With
funds on which 20 live until ~
final action came up fof 1Elnl The
court refused 20 cosnnent oa anr|
evidence submitted q todaz =
hearing.
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coma police force, father Of the
young engineer.
Nelson declared that he had
not lived on his wife's earnings
before their marriage, but assert
ed that he knew her character
while he was counting her and
that he had married her partially
for the purpose Of reforming her.
He said that she had acted as his
housekeeper at Kapowsin for two
weeks. because he would other
wise have been forced to room at
a cheap boarding house, but that
they we're married on the day fol-
lowing their return from the
mountain village.
Two weeks after the wedding,
while the young couple was living
with Nelson's father, Mrs. Nelson
went to cafe with q girl friend,
and came home the next morning
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ut was an accident!". they
cried, and the coroner's jury he
lieyed them.
1t was only when the uncle Of
the girl brought the kill my
mamma" letters to the prosecu-
tor that murder was suspected.
Qpickly the girl was brought to
the court house and questioned.
She broke down and confessed
confessed all, the prosecutor says.
Higgins was later arrested and
faced with the girls confession.
He, too, told the same story
Julia had given-the Illicit love,
the mothers finding it out, the
plotting to kill, and the murder
itself. He is in Jail awaiting trial
for first degree murder.
Julia is just a poor, weak,
defenseless child" the girls
aunt declares. "She is as nice
q girl as any i ever knew. I
am going to stand by her and
protect her In this trouble,
and when Il Is over we will
make her a happy child"
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SOLDIERS with
DRAWN SABRES
ATTACK WOMEN

gathering of women, mostly wives
ard daughters and sisters of the
striking miners, many accom-
panied by children, to discuss the
strike situation. According to
women today the meeting was au-
thorized by General Chase on con-
dition that no move be made in
the direction of the hospital. His
version is that the women did fall
in line and started for the hos
pital. The women denied It.
Troopers made three dashes with
drawn sabres. General Chase de-
MED that weapons were used, say
ling that those hurt came In acci-
dental contact with the weapons.
Five suffered cuts, at any rate.
Eighteen prisoners are held in
communicate.
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WIFE WHOM HUSBAND TRIED TO REFORM SECURES
\ A RESTRAINING ORDER IN DIVORCE ACTION

Foildeing spirited hearing
before Judge Chapman today,
which caused q throng of specta-
tors TO fill the court, Mrs. Julia
Nelson of South Tacoma, was
grsnted q permanent restraining
order on the funds held. in the
bank by her husband, Edwin Nell
son, Milwaukee engineer, who
Is suing her for divorce, and was
granted $e5 per month ON. which
to live until the divorce case IL
tried.
Mrs. Nelson based her applica-
ton for a restraining order on her
assertion that she had supported
Nelson for two years before the
marriage I'm 1919, and that large
portion OF the money In the bank
was hers. Several witnesses were
called, including Officer Swan
Nelson. = Datrolman on the tn
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Wood and demanded "fare!"
Wood discovered that the nickel
in the change pocket wasn't. He
searched in vain. The conductor
grew gruff and threatening.
Wood saw berore him ignomin-
ious election and five-mile walk.
Then the hen cackled. The tone
was unmistakeable. Wood raised
the lid and grasped a new-laid
egg! Sure" said the conductor,
"a fresh egg is good for a five
cent fare any day. New laid eggs
are scarcer than nickels."
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CITY
G E1S
BUMP

The city commissions investi-
gators-Freeland, Woods, Ma
chinist Seeman and Johnny
Meads got back from Seattle last
night loaded with official dOcu-
ments on the question of aerial
trucks, etc.
Their report to the council this
morning showed Tacoma was
beautifully bumped in its p,Ir-
chase of the aerial. Tacoma paid
$4,000 for her machine. Seattle
got better one with about 81 800
worth of extra equipment for
$4,000. Apparently Seattle got
about $4,000 more for her money
on this $4,000 deal. That looks
pretty good.
F. B. Shattuck, agent for the
Seagrave apparatus, explained 1t
to the council that the reason Sc
attic got this fine deal was she
bought at the same time two lit
tie service wagons. Their whole
bill amounted to $4,000.
Freeland and the mayor went
after Shattuck rough. 1t was
finally brought out that the Ia
coma machine is not satisfactory
anyway: that it never was, and
Shattuck announced the company
was sending new motor to put
in.
Chief McAlevy got in the game.
He flung a paper on the table
which alleged there was "jokers'
in the Tacoma specifications so
no one but Seagrave can bid.
Mack did not think there was
a joker that would take trick.
The committee will go to II
again and dig up some more dope.
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TRINIDAD, Colo, Jan d. =
With four women and one man
suffering from sabre wounds and
eight women and ten men under
arrest, intense bitterness prevail
ed today in labor circles as the
result of the militia's action yes
terday afternoon in charging into
a crowd believed by the soldiers
to be on their way to San Rafael
hospital to rescue Mother Jones.
At woman's organization
formed today, resolutions were
adopted denouncing Governor
Ammons for keeping soldiers in
the coal strike zone, and a protest
was telegraphed to the president
against Mother Jones detention.
The trouble started with the
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CLUB |NO0RSES
DOUBLE PLATOON

Resolutions were passed at a
meeting of the Hawthorne I'M
provement club indorsing the
double platoon system which the
Tacoma firemen are endeavoring
to put in in Tacoma. A commit
tee of property owners was ap-
pointed also to make plans for
the organization of an improve
ment district on G street from
26th TO 30th and on 30th from
d and e to Parker avenue.
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in state of intoxication, Nelson
said. Later. just before Christ
mas, he said, she had gone down
town and did not return. The
next day she telephoned him, he
asserted, telling him that she was
ashamed to come home.
II met bunch of friends in a
cafe, and got intoxicated" Mrs.
Nelson Is alleged to have told her
husband, he testified, $50 l got
a taxi and went to Turkish bath.
| fell asleep In the bath house
by accident" Nelson said that he
forgave his wife again, but that
on later occasions, while he was
pulling heavy freight trsins over
the Cascades, she slipped out at
night and was seen IN the COM
pany Of other men.
Mrs. Nelson testified emphati-
cally that the only times she be-
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FIGHT OVER
MISER'S MONEY

Following an objection enter
ed in superior court today by
Deputy Prosecutor II. G. Fitch
against the appointment of Brit
ish Vice Consul @. II. Lucien
Agassiz as guardian Of william
Hollock, an aged man discovered
living in a howell under a mission
at 9th and G streets recently, a
bitter legal fight is expected in
court tomorrow afternoon.
Hollock was discovered by Mrs.
Dora ID. Hamilton, president of
the Sunshine society, who took
immediate charge of the old man
because of his pitiable condition.
Hollock was removed to the coun-
ty hospital and 1t was discovered
a few days later that he had S.
600 in the bank and owned las
acres of land. Agassiz was ap-
pointed temporary guardian and
Hollock was taken from the coun-
ty hospital to the superior court
today for final appointment of a
guardian.
Deputy Prosecutor Fitch sub
mitted proof to Judge Clifford
that Hollock was naturalized
citizen of the United States, and
that he had drawn out land pa
tents from the government sew
eral years ago. He presented a
petition to the court in which
Hollock asked that Mrs. Hamilton
be appointed guardian.
Attorney w. G. Morrow. repre-
senting the British vice consul,
declared that the old mans citi-
zenship made no difference, and
produced a cablegram from Lon
don stating that Hollock's aged
sisters, Elizabeth Walter and EN-
ma Goldman, had requested tn,
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INJURED MEN
IN BAD SHAPE

Little hope for the recovery of
George Wilson, who with e. r.
Hoffman in a motorcycle collid-
ed with street car yesterday
morning causing internal injuries
to the two. Wilson is still I'M
conscious and there is only a
slight chance that he will pull
through, according to DR.. Love,
who is attending the injured man,
this morning. Hoffman has a bet
ter chance.
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Gamer Jury
Still Out

Having retired to the juryroom
at 3 o'clock yesterday afternoon,
the jury hearing the $4,000 dam
age suit of Mrs. Fannie Gamer
against the Carlton Hotel COM
pany remained in deliberation all
night, and had not returned
verdict at late hour today. The
question upon which the jury is.
divided is said to be whether or
not Mrs. Gamer was intoxicated
at the time that the Carlton hotel
bus ran her down at 18th and
Pacific avenue. Mrs. Gamer re-
manned in Judge Chapman's court
all day awaiting word from the
jury.
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FINDS SON in MOVIES

private exhibition of moving pic
lures taken at a recent battle at
Ojinaga.
Villa stood out prominently,
and a young rider galloped up.
It was Raoul Madero. "Haonl,
Raoul,"- the old man whispered,
81 never knew you were fight
ing"
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well known firm of solicitors of
Andrew, Wood, Purves & Sutton,
London, to have Agassiz appoint
ed.
Judge Clifford announced that
II Hollock were mentally capable
of signing petition asking for
the appointment of Mrs. Hamilton
as guardian Of his affairs, he was
capable Of giving some person the
power of attorney over his money,
and that he did not need guar
dian. The case was continued
until 2 o'clock Saturday, when a
keen Legal battle is expected over
the aged mans money. Hollock
Is so feeble that he cannot walk
unattended. He is over 80 years
of age.
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-FOUR BANDITS
HOLD UP TRAIN

JACKSON, Mich, Jan. 25. 4
Four bandits went through the
Michigan Central-Detroit- Chicago
flyer with drawn revolvers at
$3.50 this morning, robbed the
Of 5000 in cash, sew
eral thousands of dollars worth
of jewelry. They then forced the
engineer to stop SO they could
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POLICE TO HAVE
OYSTER SUPPER

The polieemen's executive COM
mittee on socials announce that
social gathering will be held at
the Odd Fellows hall, TO Pacific
avenue. February 13, beginning
at 5 p. m. in the afternoon. An
oyster supper will be served, with
sandwiches and ice cream on the
side. Each member of the de-
paftment will be taxed 81 for
expenses.
/ The social will be for members
Of the department and their wives
and families.
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Stove Causes
Small Blaze

Fire thought to have been caus-
ed from an overheated stove,
burned out the partition walls in
the home of James Price. 1877 ID
street, about 6 o'clock this morn
ing, and for awhile created quite
a spectacular blaze. 1t was ex-
tinguished by the fire department,
after about 5000 worth of damage
bad been done.
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liner Calls
Out For Help

NEW YORK, Jan. 80. - The
liner Bulgarian Prince signalled
for help today. Reports said that
she was on fire off Sandy Hook.
The Maritime Exchange denied
there was a fire, explaining that
the vessel carried a cargo of sui
phur which smoked when II be-
came wet.
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DECLARES WAR
ON. cAMGSTERS

NEW YORK, Jan. 23.-Orders
were issued to the police today
by Mayor Mitchell to exterminate
New York's notorious gunner.
Less. than an hour later the police
arrested Max Minsky, a gangster,
charged with the murder of Max
Levine. The latter was the chief
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FIGHT OVER BIG ESTATE

NEW YORK, Jan. ga legal
fight over the $50,00O,000 estate
Of the late Lord Strathcona is ex-
pected here. 1t is not denied that
Attorney Sterlin is making an in
vestigation for James Simth of
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riyaf of "Dopey Benny" Fein for
the gangs leadership. Nathan
Perlmutter, who squealed to the
police, was responsible for Min
ssky's arrest. He was closely
guarded as gunner were numer-
Gus about Judge Mulqueen's court
where Minsky was arraigned.
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NEW YORK, Jan. %
Through moving pictures, Fran
cisco Madero, father of the late
president of Mexico, learned to-
day that his son Raoul was fight
ing with General Villas rebel
army. Members of the family
had kept this from the father, but
the elder Madero witnessed a
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Boston, a supposed claimant.
Whether Smith claims to be Lord
Strathcona's son could not be def
initely learned. Records show
that Strathcona was the father OF
but one child. a daughter, now
the wife of r. J. Bliss.
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BERLIN, Jan. 23.-Reports Of
an attempt made to assassinate
Crown Prince Frederick William
resulted from the efforts of a
supposedly mailman to see the
prince today. As the prince ap-
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jump off and escape. Posses are
pursuing the men this morning.
The robbers boarded the train and
took seats like ordinary passen-
gers, When the conductor call
ed for their tickets they drew
their revolvers and ordered him
to put up his hands. Every pas.
seiiger in the Pullman was rob-
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Murdered LIN
City Street

LOS ANGELES, Jan. 23.-M.
F. Parker, an Englishman. was
shot dead on the street as he was
walking along by a man suppos-
ed to be Co.'S the Creek"
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Chicks Held
As Evidence

Fifteen fine white Leghorn
chickens are being held at the po-
lice station as evidence against e.
Nelson and Mike Peterson, who
are under arrest charged with
stealing them from Peter Nyhulm
OF Edgewood several months ago.
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NEED NOT APPLY

WASHINGTON, D. c.. Jan. 23.
mo self avowed candidte, Pres
ident Wilson declares, will get a
place on the federal reserve board
under the currency law.
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Above picture Lee, chairman OF the
democratic committee Colorado.
The governor who militia a democrat.
The adjutan general is a democrat.
They people responsible holding aged
guiless Mother Jones a military prison.
officehodng of her
the inhumanity of their
o a.
dress herD DENY
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TRIED TO KILL PRINCE

preached his town house an un-
identified man came up in an au-
tomobile and demanded to see
him. A sentry seized the strang-
er and held him until police ar
rived.
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IT'S ONE OF OUR L
BEST SHORT ONES
GET THE PINK

The Times Pink comes out at $3.50 every
afternoon. The Confessions of Rounder"
are taking the town by storm. Every
body's reading them. Join the band wagon
and be . Pink reader. You'll have some
fun and enjoy il all.
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TO INVESTIGATE

s WASHINGTON, d. c., Jan. 23.
House democrats agreed to In
vestigate the strikes in Colorado
and Michigan mining districts.
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If you are not reading The Times "Lamplght Stories
for Winter Saturday Nights" series. You can't get
the works of Jack London, Gouverneur Morris,
Stewart Edward White, Rex Beach and hundred
other famous authors for less than ID cents in any
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the best short stories these men have written every
Saturday for just one penny! Can you beat it? To
morrow Charles Belmont Davis will contribute to
our winter series of short Stories "The Greatest of
These" This is real love story written by real
love story writer Read it in tomorrows Times.
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z2zs.}!@|s 4s i
.1}8ZyyeetgHe2T1|
SA0o3 & =
SAY, I'M PEEvED today.
HERE GOES ELLA RYAN shout
ing that w. w. Reyes Is not
going to run for mayor.
I'D LIKE TO know what license
she has to shoot off her mouth
on this subject.
I'm MANAGING his campaign for
him.
i ALWAYS LIKE to manage a
campaign for an honest man.
THEN IF THERE is any graft
money to split, I'm sure of get
ting my bit.
GOTTA WHOLE lot of things to
be sore about.
F'RINSTANCE, A MAN wrote me
letter this morning, calling
me a few names.
CROOK, LIAR AND thief were
some of them.
SOME OF THE mildest.
HE ACCUSED ME of knuckling
to those in power, of being
afraid of the mighty, and so
on ad infinitum.
(PRETTY CLASSY, that last,
Ell? l put it in myseif.)
FINALLY HE mentioned one spe-
cific charge.
"LIKE THE COWARD you are,
you fear to bawl out Billy Ask
reir and his Ford automobile
any MORE" he Numbered rhet-
orically.
WHADDA YUH KNOW about
that?
TO ADD TO my anger, a young
lady just called up.
SHE SAID SWEETLY: Can you
tell me IL eating mince pie will
spoil the complexion? Is this
Cynthia Grey?
mo" ! ANSWERED In the cool,
soothing manner of a sick bear,
This is the man that goes
crazy answering foolish Ques-
TONS"
SHE DIDN'T hang up.
BUT 1T SOUNDED as IL she tried
to throw the receiver at me.
THE OTHER DAY Ed Driskell
and l were down taking in the
movies at Johnny Seifert's git
ney opera.
/ ASKED ED II he was fond Of
moving pictures.
mot so VERY" he confessed,
''but my wife makes me do II
every Sunday whether / want
to or not"
THINK HE had that answer
framed.
WITH INTEREST I observe that
Mayor Seymour has withdrawn
the watershed measure.
HIS ENTHUSIASM was evidently
dampened.
/ BECAME REALLY convinced
when l read the reports of va
rious mayors that their towns
were not prosperous.
CONVINCED THEY are all anx-
ious to hold onto their jobs.
IN A BID AID note that Kathlyn
is coming here Sunday.
ILL BE WAITING for her.
MAY IRWIN is said to have a
press agent that tells the truth.
THEN HE is no press agent.
Chicks Held
As Evidence
Fifteen fine white Leghorn
chickens are being held at the po-
lice station as evidence against q.
Nelson and Mike Peterson, who
are under arrest charged with
stealing them from Peter Nyhulm
af Edgemnad cavaraI m anthc 90
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YOU'RE MISSING
SOMETHING GOOD
OUR FEATURES

Did you ever stop to think that tho
Times prints more exclusive news stories
and pictures than any other newspaper In
Tacoma? Fact. Subscribe for the Times
and you'll miss nothing. We give you the
worlds news in brief.
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SHE SAID SWEETLY: Can you
tell me IL eating mince pie will
spoil the complexion? Is this
Cynthia Grey?
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(PRETTY CLASSY, that last,
Ell? / put 1t In myseif.)
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SOME OF THE mildest.

HE ACCUSED ME of knuckling
to those in power, of being
afraid of the mighty, and so
on ad infinitum.
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FINALLY HE mentioned one spe-
cific charge.
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CROOK, LIAR AND thief were
some of them.
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"NO," I ANSWERED In the cool,
soothing manner of sick bear,
This is the man that goes
crazy answering foolish Ques-
TONS"
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THE OTHER DAY Ed Driskell
and l were down taking in the
movies at Johnny Seifert's git
ney opera.
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WHADDA YUH KNOW about
that?
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TO ADD TO my anger, a young
lady just called up.
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"LIKE THE COWARD you are,
you fear to bawl out Billy Ask
reir and his Ford automobile
any MORE" he Numbered rhet-
orically.
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DIDN'T hang up.

BUT 1T SOUNDED as IL she tried
to throw the receiver at me.
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SAY, I'M PEEVED today.

HERE GOES ELLA RYAN shout
ing that w. w. Reyes Is not
going to run for mayor.
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IN A BID AID note that Kathlyn
is coming here Sunday.
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/ ASKED ED II he was fond of
moving pictures.
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F'RINSTANCE, A MAN wrote me
letter this morning, calling
me a few names.
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I'D LIKE TO know what license
she has to shoot off her mouth
on this subject.
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GOTTA WHOLE lot of things to
be sore about.
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THEN IF THERE is any graft
money to split, I'm sure of get
ting my bit.
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I'LL BE WAITING for her.
MAY IRWIN is said to have a
press agent that tells the truth.
THEN HE Is no press agent.
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CONVINCED THEY are all anx-
ious to hold onto their jobs.
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mot so VERY" he confessed,
"but my wife makes me do II
every Sunday whether l want
to or not"