The evening herald. [volume] (Albuquerque, New Mexico) 1914-1922, 1914-04-13

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Second Fiddle.

N wHa THu's lJst running mate
4 We doubt whether TAFT knows
without consulting th, card index.
HE WASN'T % unninE mate au,
way Uc Was 8 brother iu distress
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THE NAME suggested Had been.
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The Hum or Industry.
The s%hccpmcn
sharpen up their shears.
The wool buyers
Are bidding.
Tho ,Ittlcmyu
EUunt up their steers.
The Goutmcu
An are kidding.
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THE WAYS BUD Fisher makcs
Hutt and Jcn spend money Indicates
q liberal education.
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BERTHA NJ CLAY may have been
o. man named HvushaW but her a
uu danger of Ella Wheeler wilcox
turning out to Ice Anthony Cumsto. .
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ANYWAY. most ideals are made
Of clay
SPEAKER CLARK spout Easter at
Atlantic city Maybe to hear what
the Wild waves are saying.
SURELY the city clean up wagon
viii get 90 that alley IN Alderman,
steve Cocn's ward this year.
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PHILADELPHIA Judge made 3D.
woman pay So for "a dress that didn't
10. Yet they wonder why women
want the ballot.
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OUT OF 1@,0N3.00n abandoned in-
rtuts admitted to The Moscow Found.
ling hospital in $50 years. moro tnln
300. 600 died within one year ui thor
birth. The other $4,000. 30 is pre-
summed, are singing On eahlrets,
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rs DENMARK the school teacher
is almost always furnished with %
house. i barn and a few acres Cd.
land. The average American schol.
teacher might ind use for the house,
but she'd be up against IL Co know
what Go do with the barn and th,
acres.
OFT IL GALLUP future equipment
81 school superiltendcnts pronallN
viii include a well oiled ~siN-shootcr
g.
DEFINING is TO have mn icolcss 20.
frigoratur factory. Next thing We
know wen have the -asolinclcs,
/ pump and the waterl,ss irrigation.
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Bryan wants "a footman,
Al least so we arc told
Perhaps his faithful duuNcy
Has grown too blooming old
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I \ IOKESMITH humble and forgot.
! ten. SAYS that "a demaRoFuc Is % i"l.
low who rocks the boat and persuade
everybody there be- a great storm col
sea-
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a GENIUS De- "a person who has dis
] covered a method for gathering la CO.,
kalc.
=
so MORE foreign trips Tor oul
navy. General order prohibits ever
half seas over
NEXT THING Secretary Dantcl'
win abolish the port side.
g.
OF COURSE we nave with AS th,
Vhoczc who explains why Hohsui
found hir-seif Underwood.
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THE GUN MEN should have GO.
themselves convicted In Carolina.
JOHN u. JR, says his cons-lcn q
is clear about the situation in colo.
RADIO And yet there are those wh'
scon ot cuscnics.
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MISS ELEANOR Wilson says pos.
itiycly there is uo Inscription inside
her ring. Now We ear an sleep t
night
SCIENCE has discovered tina th'
yuspidur was Invented the same ycIi
1- the ROLLER towel.
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WHEN WE 100 boar from tho Mar
uaus it1l probably be- somcthiu'
about the weather.
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COUSIN ROOSEVELT OF the nav.
department said lt bcmiuE last Wcei
that Ne ought to have q hattleshiI
named NeN Msxicu But its conn
Too late. who wants "a Iattleshi.
rhris,cuod with Rcd Raven splits
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THE NEWEST destroyer Wi
doubtless be named %Lcmonpop.
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IF YOU failed 90 parade 100 a ne'
hat yesterday 10 wasn't the weatho
man fault.
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THE GUNNER having been safcl
clcCtroruted. we can now turn ol
attention Co the canal tolls and othe
untinusl and International issueI
which. while lees important. must D.
attended Go.
J sight into The puror feminine pas
FIous. There Is small onucr tina