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Spirit of Jefferson. [volume] (Charles Town, Va. [W. Va.]) 1844-1948, 1914-11-24
Ephfairl. -FfiedIandef

Mr.. Nathan Ephraim. young
Charles Town merchant, was married
on Sunday, November s, to Miss
Helen Friedlander, daughter OF Mr.
and Mrs. Joel .Friedlander. OF BATH
more, the wedding ceremony being
solemnized at the brides home, 7i9
n. Eden St, that city, by Rev Mr
krieger. Mr. Ephraim and bride came
to Charles Town last week, and arc.
making their home at Miss MIstead 5,
south George street.
Spirit of Jefferson. [volume] (Charles Town, Va. [W. Va.]) 1844-1948, 1914-11-24

We have received frcm the Youth 5
Companion calendar that is handsome
and unique in every way. 1t IS the IN
tention of this popular weekly to present
one of these calendars to every subscrib-
er for IQIs
Spirit of Jefferson. [volume] (Charles Town, Va. [W. Va.]) 1844-1948, 1914-11-24

There are Christmas Cards aud Christmas
Cards. but don buy CHRISTMAS Carsl. TIL
you see our Christmas Cards. On sale Dec.
1. Brown & HooiI. Druggists
Spirit of Jefferson. [volume] (Charles Town, Va. [W. Va.]) 1844-1948, 1914-11-24

Those from a distant attending the
Mason Alexander wedding were: Mr..
and Mrs. Edgerton RELY, Mr.. and Mrs.
Lambert Rely, New York; Mr.. and
Mrs. BixIey of Pittsburg; Mr.. and Mrs.
Ben Rely, Mr.. and Mrs. Nichols, Miss
Nichols. Miss Parran, Miss Mary Tyler
Duffy. DIR. Frederick Taylor, DR.. VIM.
Neill, Jr.. DR.. Cecil, Messrs. Norwood,
Briscoe, Reed. Beard, VIM. Lucas, Bal
tlmore; Mr.. and Mrs. Chas. B. Alex
ander, Mr.. and Mrs. Henry Alexander,
Mr.. Lane Alexander, Ciarksburg, W.
Va; Mrs. Dallas Tucker, Hinton, w.
Va; Mrs. S. Few Brown and Miss
Brown, Mr.. Robert l. Barton, Jr., and
Mr.. Eugene Chiles, Winchester, Va;
Mrs. Mack Clagett, Miss Daisy War
den, Miss Mary Clagett. Miss Pattie
Luke, Mr.. Joseph Moore, Mr.. Harry
Warden. Mr.. Kenneth Gilpin, Berry
vile; and Mrs. R. C. Ringgold, Shep
| herdStOWn
Spirit of Jefferson. [volume] (Charles Town, Va. [W. Va.]) 1844-1948, 1914-11-24

Just received a line of
FLOWER POTS
CUSPIDORES
JARDINEERS
aud
BAKING DISH,
A fine l0c line
AT
TAYLOR'S
VARIETY STORE
Welrick Bldg.
Spirit of Jefferson. [volume] (Charles Town, Va. [W. Va.]) 1844-1948, 1914-11-24

Select some article from our stock which
we will lay aside for you, pay Us certain
amount each week until same is pail in.
You will be surprised how easy it will be to
select and pay for your Christmas gifts if
you adopt this plan Do not wait until the
last week, make your selectio1 now while
our stock is complete.
q w. Brown JeWeler
Spirit of Jefferson. [volume] (Charles Town, Va. [W. Va.]) 1844-1948, 1914-11-24

Mr.. Rice Turner died at his home near
Uvlla last Thursday, aged As years. He
leaves widow. and had only been mar
ried four or FIVE months. Hewas good,
honest substantial citizen. Funeral ser
vices were held Sunday afternoon at the
NJ. E. Church South at Uvilla, Rev. Mr..
Aaron officiating. Intermentt in the
churchyard at Uvilla.
Spirit of Jefferson. [volume] (Charles Town, Va. [W. Va.]) 1844-1948, 1914-11-24

ii you want to get the best prices for the
live stock. G T Wall viii be shipping on
Saturday, Nov %.
Hot chocolate and coffee at Brown Bros.
We want calf skin and sheep skins, and
will pay the highest market price for them.
Hyman Wiener.
Majestic and Laurel ranges also coal oil
stoves in stock and will erect in your house
on short notice. John G. Burns & Co,
Parties having money to loan should see
me. | can give them an attractive 6 per
cent investment. w o Norris.
Miler's Pharmacy sells benzoate of soda.
4oz, will preserve barrel of cider,
Money to Loan on approved real estate
security. g. M. Beltzhoover. Jr.
Buy your winter coal and wood from
John G Burnc 81 Co.
Velvet Sailor Hats, fashions latest-A B
Dept Store.
New Carpets, Rugs and Linoleum.
Palmbaum's.
KILLERS Pharmacy sells Ingersoll watches
and alarm clocks
Spirit of Jefferson. [volume] (Charles Town, Va. [W. Va.]) 1844-1948, 1914-11-24
Church Items.

Services in st. James Catholic Church
seesnd Sunday, mass s45 a, m: fourtl
sunday. 1880 a. M evening services 7.st
p. NJ.
There was no preaching in the III 7
Church South Sunday might, Rev Mr. Tyler
being engaged In protracted meeting al
Betheny
There will be services in Zion Episcopal
Church on Than ksgiving Day. Thursday
Il Il a M Tie offering at this service will
be for the Shelteing Arms Hospital.
There WIN be no services Id the Prosby-
terrain church OWING 10 the pastor, ley IL
III Moffett. being absent more shan week
doing eyaugeIistic work in Shepherestowp,
also no mid-week service on Wednesday
evening.
A Special Thanksgiving service win be
held at the Methodist Church on Thanks
giving evening at 7:S0 O'clock The Rev.
r. l.. Fultz, of Washington City. will de-
liver an address The public is cordially
iNlttd
Spirit of Jefferson. [volume] (Charles Town, Va. [W. Va.]) 1844-1948, 1914-11-24


The ladies' Of lle market window of
the NJ. E. Church, South will serve to
the public in the dining room of the
Church, Thanksgiving Dnner, and Sur
per at night, and supper Friday night
Will also have for sale table of fancy
articles suitable FOR Xmas presents. Pro,
ceeds for Church improvements. Every
body cordially invited.
Menu.
Roast turkey, chicken, ham, rabbit,
oysters, stewed aud fried, all kinds of
vegetables, including Sauer Kraut, salad
apple and cranberry sauce pumpkin pie.
Extras.
Ice cream, cake and home made candy.
Spirit of Jefferson. [volume] (Charles Town, Va. [W. Va.]) 1844-1948, 1914-11-24
Menu.
Entertainment.

Ice cream. cake and home made {
The Wheeling intelligencer. [volume] (Wheeling, W. Va.) 1903-1961, 1914-02-17
SUPREME COURT
.CONVENES TODAY
JUDGES AND OTHER OFFICIALS
A2RIvB IN TEE CITY
casss Passed From June Term Hsla
Hs-e. Will Ne TAfsn up Wen
a. Several view ones

The supreme court - Appeal- %
West Virginia will convene IN Part one
circuit court chambers this morning az
10 o'clock. al which time the docket
fOr the ~reClal tenn Will Z. allied
Judges Ira kuhtuFBa. CHARLES ~ uC1 ana
I. JudEou Miller arrived iu the stty
yesterday evening. Nlllc Ju4rr. WI
Ham y. Miller and George FsS ltcrrer
VIII arrive this mufH.Hs
ci-rk OF the Ctrr,.'t -0lrt. ". p
day eveuiug. The above gent. r-. win
hotels Of the city. She rurr- l7'..T aye
rived In the city Satlvdsv az, r.s, busy
yesterday pu';iag the c'.rt soon. IN
proper shape 20 the opr;I.. JuckstS
~err placed. a r!us csbivF. 4.- 4, end
the other l4ttis necessities 90. g., IIge-
placed IN portion.
law Clerk. -, .rs1n and .f~f rortcr
have arrived "a IN. city AMI haze taken
tne!r abode At the N-l.ur- hotel This
~ really = Csutir-a-i. n - the June
term o. 1913 and Will continue uutil
March y, being IN srF..on the greater
psrt OF month. Cases Of impof - nee
viii he argued. deallug. uauy OF them.
with lOcal conditions and local people.
One case that VIII be OF unusual iu-
trre-t 10 the people 90 the city will be
that OF the city Of Nh-eliIg vs. Nat
urLl Gas company OF West Virginia. :
.. Eoyce. 7. :. Riley and Hubbard y
Hubbard are attorneys for the city.
Will. Caldwell n Caldwell and J. Il.
HnHolan are attorneys FOR the defense
Thu case Is an appeal from the Ci.,-it
court OF Ohio county.
The Wheeling intelligencer. [volume] (Wheeling, W. Va.) 1903-1961, 1914-02-17
POLICE COURT.

seven come eleven. Hu. tie clst.ut.
or " oldri show. Uu and there was -IE'I
!. = seven F.I Ht4F's TO fac. fhs mus a,
wien Z i"fN Rene called order fu fu.
CONT room. John SF.refV wac the first.
~" claimed t..af tine only Uea son ne stag
g"ret Was because hs stpUpsl ON e g. lu-
ue-H nnT' uf .I- street. This ga. .IEd
NOT s"nrl Goo tally with tH" iU.@.'S opIr-
ION and IN" w1s C'y'l pleasant ride Co
$40 rllI Tor 20 1gr-
IKE Strsr"ld made away acafn under
that suspended enc Slr.fuo that ~ Is
-" mel %" has played for many years
" SAID int q" .ad good .Dp ~ Mounds
''N" aud tho Judge told ..u1 e. GO 70 ~
lt" had heeU ON n little sousc. Tom tes-
n.. "rEuh. -. hrc aui costs fur has sat
"rda' uiZhf .lE
N'1m -IWWs. dr-.l. rsus ir ror ...
lHTi go she C.f'. fI'nsTr, @rH tool. -.s
county f"T s. and q" 'HlIIt.ur. SuN
k7'h"'"r. drums. got $40 AND ,psts ur 20
Jaws. N.il" sam l1rk u-ou wont 1890 Tor
!" da'. Ir I'H OF "a fu alwulr.u Tlr
'"orc" Anle -s"u '.rl q SUNDAY -uu~c and
was rutU 80.
The Wheeling intelligencer. [volume] (Wheeling, W. Va.) 1903-1961, 1914-02-17
INTELLIGENCER
1914 ALMANAC
HAS MADE A ZIG HIT WITH
READERS OF THE
PAPER
Thousands OF Copies OF the Boo K
Now Occupy Places In Homes
Of Local People

The lnfelliEenceT 1871 Almanac.
Encyclopedia and Worlds Atlas has
mad" a decided hif and thousands Of
copies OF the wonderful book now
adorn the homes Of WheeliuE's best
citizens. The intrinsic value OF this
book is such that none should he
without II. While the Intelhgencer
has a few left they will be sold AZ
twenty-five cents or ore will be- given
free with each new subscription TO
the Intelligence.
This book Is "a wonderful work and
contains everything that one would
want 10 know. While the few re-
manning volumes are on hand YOU
had best Eet yours The supply is
running low and will soon he eN-
hausted. The book is wonderful and
you should. By all means. have
copy.
The Wheeling intelligencer. [volume] (Wheeling, W. Va.) 1903-1961, 1914-02-17

-Four deeds OF trust v,r. left for
record with the clerk OF the county
court yesterday
The Wheeling intelligencer. [volume] (Wheeling, W. Va.) 1903-1961, 1914-02-17

o,.d.ministra,or with bond fixed
The Wheeling intelligencer. [volume] (Wheeling, W. Va.) 1903-1961, 1914-02-17

Servcerght fabrics right priceS-eal quality and CORE
CotlonS So, let other stores DO the boasngi
The Wheeling intelligencer. [volume] (Wheeling, W. Va.) 1903-1961, 1914-02-17

FOR the pretty days are bound with robins and mild
when @ glad
right is Spring Sewing 0
The Union times. [volume] (Union, S.C.) 1894-1918, 1914-08-28
STICKY FEET OF THE FLY.
Why tho CORN Laden Pest consta ntIy
Rubs and Brushes Thon,.

Why tho Germ Laden Pest consta ntIy
Rubs and Brushes Thorn.
Before the men of science terrified
the world with their talk of germs
most people thought that the housefly
was a harmless creature and very
cleanly in his habits, since he seemed
to spend great part Of his time in
cleaning his legs, but since public opin.
Ion has turned against him some ex.
planaton has to be found for his ap-
parent cleanliness Says the Bibiiothek
der Unterhaltung und des Wissens:
1.-The fact that fly can walk on a
glazed or slippery perpendicular sur
face has long been a matter OF obser-
walton. 1t was at first thought that
the fine hairs that cover his legs were
80 small that they could enter the
pores OF the smoothest surface and In
that way bear the weight Of his body.
Later It was thought that q sticky
tiuid was secreted By the feet yhfeh
caused them 70 adhere slightp 4f{stu
wall The advent OF the micf6se6ps
has made It possible to observe the
precise facts about the fy's unusual
powers.
1T is true that the fiy's feet secrete
kind of grease. but not in a liquid
form. Each leg has from 1000 to 1000
minute hairs, and each hair carries a
certain amount Of this fat When the
fly lights on a smooth surface the
whole mass Of hairs adheres to 1T, and
each individual hair can be seen under
m k@
grease spot which has a little circu.
lar mark in its center made by the
hair itself.
with such sticky feet it is naturally
the case that the fly collects a good
deal Of dust in the course Of his daily
perambulations. If he wishes to walk
on glass or upside down on the cell.
ing he must spend few hours every
day keeping his feet clean of this coat.
ing Of dirt"
The Union times. [volume] (Union, S.C.) 1894-1918, 1914-08-28
WOMAN IN HISTORY.
She Appears to Have Got Herself on
Good Many Pages.

She Appears to Have Got Herself on
Good Many Pages.
Some advocates Of equal suffrage and
feminine progress seem to think that
woman has not been given her proper
place and due credit in history.
And yet. don't you know, we had
not observed the historic discrimina-
ton against woman! On the contrary,
ed pretty good to us.
What about Joan of Arc? And Char
lotte Corday? And Rebecca the Jew
ess? Anything namby pamby in them 2
Who said Martha Washington and
Florence Nightingale? Then there are
don't let everybody speak at once
Ruth and Rachel and Potiphars wife,
not to mention Lots.
You bet Caudle had no contempt for
Mrs. Caudle, nor Mantalini for the
madame.
We need not go SO far back as Cleo
patra and Aspasia except to remark
that In their day they cut rather wide
swath around Alexandria and Athens,
and appear no small bunch Of radishes
on both the dramatic stage and the
historic page. Moll Pitcher was hum
mer in American history and Sal Jen.
nings loller in English history; Meg
Merrilies was no slouch. Does Cath.
arine Of Russia count for nothing. nor
Maria Theresa of Austria, nor Eliza.
beth and Victoria of Britain, among
feminine sovereigns2
Gracious. here come trooping in at
the door, their bright eyes shining and
their rosy cheeks glowing, Jessie
Brown Of Lucknow and Jeanie Deans
of Midlothian. and Ethel Newcome and
Lucy Fontain and Florence Dombey,
God bless their sweet souls, each and
every one!-Louisville Courier Journal
The Union times. [volume] (Union, S.C.) 1894-1918, 1914-08-28
SPECIAL 10 DAY TICKETS
TO WRIGHTSVILLE BEACH
And Return Via u. & G. S. and S.
A. L. Railway.

The Union & Glenn Springs R. R.
Co. announce that beginning June 4th
up to and including Sept. 10th, they
will have on sale a special ten day
ticket from Union to Wilmington, N.
c. or Wrightsville Beach at the very
low rate of $3.50 for the round trip.
This ticket on sale on Thursdays of
each week, with final limit returning
to reach original starting point be-
fore midnight of second Monday fol-
lowing day of sale. Passengers wish
ing to may have limit extended until
Oct 31st, 1914, upon payment of diff
ference between price paid and the
regular Summer Excursion fare to
Wrightsville, this extension feature
to be arranged with Ticket Agent,
S. A. L. Ry. at Wilmington. For fur
ther information, Schedules, ETC.,
phone 1872. c. L. McEachern
Agent.
The Union times. [volume] (Union, S.C.) 1894-1918, 1914-08-28
IMMIGRATION A FEATURE
OF THE EUROPEAN WAR
Problem For Smith-South Carolina
Senator as Committee Chairman
Must Wrestle with Subject.

Washington, Aug. 23.-Undoubted-
ly the most important lasting feature,
so far as the Aemerican side of the
European war is concerned, after the
present agitation over cotton and the
high price of foodstuffs has passed
away, Is the question: of immigration
what to do with the thousands up
on thousands of immigrants who will
be knocking a. the doors of the Unit
ed States for admission after they
have been mustered out of the armies
of their respective countries. And
just here it will be upon the shoulders
of Senator E. d. Smith of South Car
olina, chairman of the senate commit
tee on immigration, that will rest the
welfare of the la 1,rlng man il the
United States-the man in the cotton
| MILL. the iron furnace, the railroad
camp, the clothing factory-in fact
6lwherever the laboring man is to be
|ifound.
II 1t is no small task that Senator
II Smith will face. 1t must be remem-
bered that there are many thousands
| of men in foreign countries who will
be ruined by the war. Many of these
will have whatever business thew NAV
be engaged in entirely wrecked and
others, mustered out of their armies,
will turn to the western world as the
land of peace, har-
mSAy and plenty.
! When Commissioner Caminetti of
4 the United States immigration bu-
reau was asked today to make an es-
innate on the number of men who
would likely seek immigration to the
United States within the next 12
months, he said that such a thing
would be impossible, but that it might
safely be assumed that within the
very near future this country would
see the largest tide of immigration
which the world has ever known
There will be thousands of them COM
my this way he said, seekinp employ
ment of one kind and another, in the
mills and workshops, and it will be up
to congress to handle the situation in
such a way that no hardship will be
worked on good men who wish to
come to America, and at the same
time see to it that American labor
does not suffer. A big influx of for
elgners here, he said, would naturally
mean low prices for American work.
men, and it is to be hoped that the
immigration committees of the house
and senate will take care of the sit
uation, it being most precarious one
for American labor.
1t will thus be seen that during the
next year or two if Senator Smith is
returned to congress there will be
much for him to do, not only for the
farmers but for every class of labor.
In fact, the very life blood of labor
depends upon congressional action,
and with Senator Smith holding the
chairmanship Of the committee al
ready referred to, the interests of the
laboring man will be safe. Should he
R retired and another man placed
M head OF this committee--a new
nan there is no telling what may
happen and to what extent immi-
grants will be admitted to the United
States, thus reducing the price of
American labor as the result.
The Union times. [volume] (Union, S.C.) 1894-1918, 1914-08-28

ToIIs When . Ship 10 Posted In the
Chamber of Horrors.

Tolls When Ship 10 Posted In the
Chamber of Horrors.
One OF the most interesting of bells
Is the one at Lloyd's. the great Lon.
don marine insurance exchange. Its
ringing has more significance than the
sound Of most bells. for 1t is rung
only when vessel is reported lost or
when a ship long overdue and consid.
cred lost Unexpectedly reaches port.
The bell now used at Lloyd's belong.
ed to the Lutine, which was wrecked
near the Zuyder Zee in October, 1799.
while taking specie from English. mer-
chants to Hamburg
There Is a room at Loyd's known as
the chamber Of horrors, and here are
posted the kilograms that report casu-
alties at sea. Unimportant accidents
are not entered in the loss book. but
the most serious are not only entered
there, but are cried aloud by an Of
hcial who stands in gorgeous uniform
beneath the sounding board.
When after weeks disappearance
1t Is feared that vessel has gone
down the owners make an applicatio
to the committee at Lloyd's to have
the ship posted. That is done by post
ing up notice in the chamber of hor-
rors which says that the authorities
would be glad of information concern
ing the boat
week elapses. and then a second
notice is put up, saying that the boat
has not since been heard Of When
you read that ship has been "post-
ed' as missing you may know that
declaration is upon the notice board at
Lloyd's. On that day the insurance
money is payable. and all who were
upon her are legally considered dead.
When ship Is posted the old Lutine
bell is tolled once. In the very unusu.
al event Of vessel arriving in port
after being posted the bell Is struck
twice. and the caller makes his an
nouncement from the rostrum amid
breathless silence.-Youth's Com
panion.
The Union times. [volume] (Union, S.C.) 1894-1918, 1914-08-28
FlREFiIES IN JAPAN.
Catching Them For Decorative Pur.
poses 70 q REGULAR Trade.

Saeontn0 inem For decorative Fur
poses 70 . Regular Trade.
In Japan there ia followed the pretty
custom Of employing In garden parties
and In various other social functions
the native f1refiies for purposes of dec
oratve illumination. In some cases
these tiny creatures are disposed about
In cages; sometimes they are released
In swarms in the presence Of guests.
To meet the demand for firefiies thus
used it follows that there must be some
systematic method Of efrecting their
capture in sufficient quantities. There
are number of concerns in the Japa-
nese cities that employ men to catch
the drefies. These hunters proceed
about their task in this way:
The start is made at sunset, and the
hunter takes with him long bamboo
pole and bag of mosquito netting.
When a suitable growth of willows
near water is reached the hunter makes
ready his net and strikes the branches.
filled with the insects, with his pole.
This Jars them to the ground, where
they may easily be gathered IL one
proceed about the job quickly before
they have had time to recover and fly
away.
The skilled hunter, sparing no time
to put them at once into his bag, uses
both hands to pick them up. and he
tosses them lightly into his apron.
where he holds them unharmed Until
1t can contain no more. Then he trans
fers them to his bag
This work proceeds until about 2
o'clock In the morning, at which hour
the insects are beginning to leave the
trees for the dewy soil Then the
hunter changes his tactics. he brushes
the surface of the ground with a light
broom to startle the insects into fight,
when they are taken as before. 1t is
said that an expert may capture as
many as 5000 In a single night.-wash.
fngton Star.
The Union times. [volume] (Union, S.C.) 1894-1918, 1914-08-28
Spoiled His Chance,

why don't yon propose to that girif
You like her. and I'm sure she would
have you"
"Al true. but there Is an insupera BILE
obstacle between U.s."
"All family or religions objections
can be overcome
Nothing like that 1 got little too
gay when l first met her and told her
was getting $50 week whereas /
am getting only $25."-Louisville CourE
ier-Journal
The Union times. [volume] (Union, S.C.) 1894-1918, 1914-08-28
Protect the House Wren.

The rich. bubbling song of the house
wren Is one of the sweetest sounds in
country life. 1t behooves the farmers
boy to provide wren boxes, the en-
frances to which are about an inch
In diameter. mailing these in the ga
bles of barns and outhouses and or
chard trees Grasshoppers. beetles,
caterpillars. bugs and spiders are the
birds principal items Of food. but cut
worms. weevils. ticks and plant lice
are eaten in large quantities.
The Union times. [volume] (Union, S.C.) 1894-1918, 1914-08-28

State of South Carolina-County of
Union-Court Of Probate.
By Hon. w. w. Johnson, Judge of
Probate.
Whereas, ] A. Wilburn has made
suit to me to grant him Letters OF
Administration on the estate and eff
fects Of Giles West, deceased.
These are, therefore, to cite and ad
monish all and singular the kindred
and creditors of the said Giles West
deceased, that they be and appear
before me, in the Court of Probate,
to be held at Union, c. H., South Car
olipa, on the 9th day of September
next, after publication hereof, at II
o'clock in the forenoon to show cause,
if any they have, why the said admin
istration should not be granted.
Given under my hand and seal this
18th day of August, A. d., 1914.
w. w. Johnson, Probate Judge.
Published on the 21st day of Au-
gust, 1914, in The Union Times, 32 2
The Union times. [volume] (Union, S.C.) 1894-1918, 1914-08-28
Moxart'a Oeluaion-

During the last months Of his hfe
Mozart imagined a man stood always
by him to compel him to compose his
own requiem. Mozart played his harp
sichord when three years of age, al
the age Of five composed concertos and
at six made n concert tour In Vienna.
Extremely nervous, the musician was
so weak that at times he would faint
without any apparent cause. - New
York Telegram.
The Union times. [volume] (Union, S.C.) 1894-1918, 1914-08-28
Exaggerated Evils Of ,nsomn,a

or the five minor exciting causes Of
functional nerve disease insomnia Is
the chief. and its intrinsic evil effect is
invariably exaggerated by the fmpor-
tance attached to it by the sufferer
himself. If a man does not mind lying
awake quite half the mischief is OBJ
Waited, but in nervous people the idea
OF fatigue doubles the actual exhaus-
tion.-Schofield's Functional Nerve
Diseases"
The Union times. [volume] (Union, S.C.) 1894-1918, 1914-08-28
Ground Flat.

An old couple from the country were
In town on holiday. and ON going
along one Of the streets they saw above
one of the stair doors James Simpson,
Ground Flat" when the old woman
was heard to remark: "Sic a death.
Surely he's been run oor WI q steam
roller."-London Mail.
The Union times. [volume] (Union, S.C.) 1894-1918, 1914-08-28
Better Than That.

Girls ought to be taught how to
stand and hold themselves suppose.
Mrs. Comeup. you want your daugh-
ter to have a good carriage2"
Indeed. she don't need none. We
can afford to buy her an automobile
now."-Baltimore American.