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White Pine news weekly mining review. [volume] (East Ely, Nev.) 1910-1920, 1914-05-17
some Pitcher.

Connie Mack, the manager of the
victorious Athletics, tells a story OF
an ardent ball fan who wandered
into a stock brokers' office.
Readings down. announced a
clerk. as he inspected the tape.
Unions down. a moment later.
"Central's down. too" he shouted.
Say" asked the fan. who's pitch
ing that game?"-National Monthly.
White Pine news weekly mining review. [volume] (East Ely, Nev.) 1910-1920, 1914-05-17
G NOTICES
APPLICATION NO. 20J6.
Notice of Application for Permission
to Appropriate the Public Waters
of the State of Nevada.

Notice is hereby given that on the
27th day of April, 1914, in accor-
dance with Section SO, Chapter 140,
of the Statutes Of 1913, one Carl Ray
of Kimberly, County of White Pine,
and State of Nevada, made applica-
ton to the State Engineer of Nevada
for permission TO appropriate the
public waters of the State of Nevada.
Such appropriation is to be made
from Thirty Mile Spring. at said
spring, which is situated upon unsur-
yeyed land, but bears from the NV
corner of T. II n. r. 81 E., NJ. d
B. & NJ, n SO deg. Il min. &c sec
west $4,000 feet distant, by means
of reservoirs and bitches, and one
cubic foot per second is to be con
yeyed to u~nsurveyed land adjacent to
said spring, being in Township &c
y. r. 60 East, NJ. ID. b. & NJ, by
means of bitches and there used foI
irrigation purposes. Water not tc
be returned to stream.
w. NJ. KEARNEY,
State Engineer
First Publication May 10, 1910
lLast Publication May 81, 1910
White Pine news weekly mining review. [volume] (East Ely, Nev.) 1910-1920, 1914-05-17

SUMMONS.

In the Ninth Judicial District Court
of the State of Nevada, in and for
White Pine County.
Jean Batista Zunino, Plaintiff, VS..
Angela Pippo Zunino, Defendant.
The State of Nevada Sends Greeting
to said defendant, Angela Pippo
Zunino.
You are hereby summoned to ap-
pear within ten days after the service
upon you of this Summons IL served
in said County or within twenty days
II served out of said County but with
White Pine news weekly mining review. [volume] (East Ely, Nev.) 1910-1920, 1914-05-17
4 Lay for the Liars.

! slept in the editors bed last night.
When no editor CHANGED TO be
nigh;
And | thot as | tumbled that editors
nest.
How easily editors Hex.
An editor slept in a lawyers bed.
And he heaved a grateful sigh,
To know, as he tossed in that law
yer's bed.
How much easier lawyers lie.
Joe Kerr.
White Pine news weekly mining review. [volume] (East Ely, Nev.) 1910-1920, 1914-05-17
Pathetic Circumstances.

Not long since a dog swallowed
q tape measure and died by inches;
later another dog crept into the rear
of the house and died by the yard.
Another dog got under the bed and
died by the foot. but the most dis
tressing demise vas the case of a
canine that went to sleep in the
street and died as il auto.
White Pine news weekly mining review. [volume] (East Ely, Nev.) 1910-1920, 1914-05-17

The prisoner was charged with
murder, together with burglary in
the theft of a gun (also charged)
and a rare oil painting with which
latter the Judge was so much pleased
that instead of hanging the prisoner
he sentenced him to life imprison-
ment. discharged the gun and hung
the picture.
White Pine news weekly mining review. [volume] (East Ely, Nev.) 1910-1920, 1914-05-17
Our Language.

A young couple contemplating
matrimony thought it would be
romatic to go to the beach and have
the ceremony prformed in the surf.
This they did while the wedding
guests upon the dry sands, so their
soles would not get wet, waited
for the tide TO come in.
White Pine news weekly mining review. [volume] (East Ely, Nev.) 1910-1920, 1914-05-17
Long Wnif.

Traveller. when does the last
train leave for Spodonk?"
Accurate Station Agent. We'll
its hard to say this road mas a
franchise for fifty years, and We ex-
peer TIC run that long at least
White Pine news weekly mining review. [volume] (East Ely, Nev.) 1910-1920, 1914-05-17
Nice Indeed.

1t would be nice if everything
one touched turned to gold, wouldn't
it?t' asked the dreamer.
Yes; or if everyone one touches
turned over gold" suggested the
Gead-beat.=Buffalo Express.
White Pine news weekly mining review. [volume] (East Ely, Nev.) 1910-1920, 1914-05-17
WISE AND

Willie. Paw. what is a militant
suffragette?"
Paw. "A female whose mouth you
can't open when she is in jail and
can't close when she is out of Jail,
my on."=cincinnati Enquirer.
White Pine news weekly mining review. [volume] (East Ely, Nev.) 1910-1920, 1914-05-17
His Lost Poem.

Widow. This is the last poem
my husband ever wrote"
Editor. "Ah, ! see. did they hang
him or shoot him."
White Pine news weekly mining review. [volume] (East Ely, Nev.) 1910-1920, 1914-05-17

Hello. Jack, Ka-choo. Excuse
me. I've got a bad attack of hay
fever"
Aha, been calling on that grass
widow again. eh?"
White Pine news weekly mining review. [volume] (East Ely, Nev.) 1910-1920, 1914-05-17
The -Transgressor.

Inc fHnsRfesSOr.
Like the wretched worm | writhe and
squirm
As I sit alone in gloom,
And review the days of my wanton
ways,
In my squalid, unkempt room.
I have lived a life of greed and strife,
And my soul is stepped in sin;
/ have known no good, nor ever
would,
For no good was there within.
So | sit and nope Ger a vanisht hope,
That sprang from the dreams OF
youth;
And | fain would speak, but my voice
is weak
A stranger still to truth.
Now I'm looking back DER the
beaten track
OF plumber, pilf and gain,
And the hearts made sad by my
deeds all bad,
That have fostered only pain.
Thru all the years there are naught
but tears
To mark the paths | trod, .
And ! needed not, but ever forgot.
Existence OF a God.
The friends had were also bad.
But even they have fled.
And the joys of the past are gone at
last,
And the hopes of my youth are
dead.
So a life is done, with no glories won,
Blu only sin and shame,
And ne'er a friend will stand at the
And sadly utter my name.
The day grows old, and the night is
cold,
And my eyes are dull and dim;
Forgotten the past-and then. at
last.
Comes the grave-forever grim.
r. Weber Benton.
White Pine news weekly mining review. [volume] (East Ely, Nev.) 1910-1920, 1914-05-17

Happiness was born a twin
Byron.
You let me talk all day about this
mining stock and now you say you
never had any idea of investing?"
well, stranger" responded the
old farmer, you seemed to want to
talk and I've been powerful lonesome
since winter set in. Have supper
with me and call 1t square Kan
sas City Journal.
In spite of patriotic applause,
Amid the parley of salutes,
We fear the dogs of wal because
1t costs SO much to feed the brutes.
Fuss and feathers go together.
1t originates thus.
Then of course, there is a fuss.
louisville Courier-Journal.
Poor Tomkins never gets any
credit for what he does"
That's the fate of some men,"
His secretary gets the credit for
all the speeches he makes, his wife
gets the credit for his manners and
his daughters gets the credit for his
ability to dance the maxixe."-Balti-
more Sun.
The spectacle of books.-Dryden.
do you put your faith in the wis
dom of the plain p%eople?"
Il do replied Senator Sorghum,
until they get to thinking they know
more about running the country than
| do."-Washington Star.
Did the play have a happy end
ing"
Comparatively so. All money
was returned after the second act
Chicago News.
"Filkins really has a marvellous
memory" Except for debts
Cleveland Plain Dealer.
White Pine news weekly mining review. [volume] (East Ely, Nev.) 1910-1920, 1914-05-17
Good Reading for Sunday

Bickering of Barnabas Benedict.
Many a mans awakening is due t.
his wife's dream of a bonnet.
White Pine news weekly mining review. [volume] (East Ely, Nev.) 1910-1920, 1914-05-17

Samson was subdued by a woman
cutting his hair. but the woman of to.
day subdues a man by pulling his
hair out by the roots.
White Pine news weekly mining review. [volume] (East Ely, Nev.) 1910-1920, 1914-05-17

A woman is so used to pinnine
things that she can't understand why
a man should make SO much fuss
about a missing button.
White Pine news weekly mining review. [volume] (East Ely, Nev.) 1910-1920, 1914-05-17

My son. take my advice and marry
a girl who will be of some assistance
to you. In other words, get a piece
of calico that will wash.-Lippin-
colts.
White Pine news weekly mining review. [volume] (East Ely, Nev.) 1910-1920, 1914-05-17

Any mi thinks she can reform
a man, but when it comes to reform
ing herself she employees a dress
maker.
White Pine news weekly mining review. [volume] (East Ely, Nev.) 1910-1920, 1914-05-17

Perhaps you have noticed that
when a m says, There's no use
talking she keeps right on talking
just the same.
White Pine news weekly mining review. [volume] (East Ely, Nev.) 1910-1920, 1914-05-17

sFilkins really has a marvellous
memory" Except for debts
Cleveland Plain Dealer.
White Pine news weekly mining review. [volume] (East Ely, Nev.) 1910-1920, 1914-05-17

Happiness was born a twin
Byron.
White Pine news weekly mining review. [volume] (East Ely, Nev.) 1910-1920, 1914-05-17
The spectacle of books.-Dryden

Did the play have a happy end
ing"
Comparatively so. All MONEY
was returned after the second act.
Chicago News.
White Pine news weekly mining review. [volume] (East Ely, Nev.) 1910-1920, 1914-05-17

First Publication May 10. 1910
Cast Publication May 81, 1910
The Parma herald. (Parma, Idaho) 1903-1917, 1914-02-19
Parma Lawyer
Rides Goat

Tuesday evening Ernest An
derson, Parma's attorney, made
a pilgrimage to the metropolis
OF Canyon county and attended
a meeting Of the Canyon county
bar association. Mr.. Anderson
was incidentally made a memb Der
of this august. brow beating
bunch of high brows, ard yet
survives to tell the tale.
After the meeting an elaborate
banquet was enjoyed by the
members of the association,
which tickled the epicurean pal
ates of those assembled, and
was supplemented by a feast Of
reason and flow of wit. indulged
in by silver tongned spellbiuders
Caldwell is, of course, dry, and
although the "bar" was much in
evidence. Ernest's appearance on
his return indicated that it was
"a long time between drinks"
The Parma herald. (Parma, Idaho) 1903-1917, 1914-02-19
One Years Crop
Only Required

But one years cultivation OF
the land will be su aicient in Offer
ing final proof on homesteads
on the Boise project instead OF
two seasons crop record, ac-
cording to information received
this week by Secretary w l..
Girard of the Payette- Boise Va
ter Users association.
Under the old ruling but one
years cultivation was required,
but recently the term Was ex.
tended to two seasons Due to
protests made by the settlers On
the various government projects
the recent order of the depart
ment was abrogated. and the
secretary of the Boise project
was accordingly notified.
The Parma herald. (Parma, Idaho) 1903-1917, 1914-02-19

The voting on choice of pic
lures displayed by the Els IN Art
Co., for use in the Parma school
closed Saturday.
The pupils worked hard and
enthusiastically as ticket sales
people, and netted a gratifying
sum. the primary grade securing
the banner purse. Four divisions
of the school were assigned to
the work with results as follows:
High school, S5.75; grammar,
SO 95; intermediate, 81. Is: pri-
mary, $3.50. The sum of So. 80
was collected at the door Total
amount raised, $50 50.
Two masterpieces were prize
winners, 1.-The Cleaners" by Mil
let; and dance of the Nymphs' p
(Morning) by Corot. In the
next issue we hope to be able to
have a detailed account and
description OF the pictures select
ed for the school rooms.
The Parma herald. (Parma, Idaho) 1903-1917, 1914-02-19
INCREHSE IN Pay

A letter from Congressman
Smith informs us that provision
has been made in the postal ap-
preparation bill for an increase
in payment to star route m all
carriers sufficient to reimburse
them for losses incurred in trans
porting extra mail caused by
parcel post shipments. The house
increased the bill 81, 800, 900 for
this purpose, but failed to make
an Increase for rural routes.
However. the senate has added
S., 100000 to the bill, which will
probably take care of all Now.
if the poor devils who have to
carry the mail on star and rural
routes can just make their credit
last "A little while longer, they
may not lose more than win
ter's board bill.
The Parma herald. (Parma, Idaho) 1903-1917, 1914-02-19
GETTING CONSENT

"Braffalgo," in the Caldwell
Tribune, writes entertainingly of
political conditions, but occa
sionally gets little bit mixed.
He dates his letters from Boise,
and that may be the wherefore.
Anent our candidacy he says in
his latest pipe dream, Gwen a
dsmocrat, SO long tried and true
as Mark Bates, first sought the
c nsent of John NugeDt before
he dared announce his ambi.
ton"
HBraf' is about 80 degrees
off there The only person whose
consent we sought was our wife.
and we have a sneakiDg idea that
she gave it simply because she
thought we would go and do it
anyway. 1t is true that since
our announcement we have
talked with Mr.. Nugent, and
also Messrs. Cruzen, Governor
Haines, Senator Baldridge, and
"Braf," and some few Others
about our candidacy, and have
also conferred with Congressman
Smith about the mustache in
dustry, but we haven't hustled
any on the consent" business.
But there is no reason why we
should not, and every reason
why We should, consult with Mr..
Nugent. He is one of the most
prominent democrats of the
state, and has been our person al
friend for years. 1t is true that
in the settlement of intra- party
matters we have worked togeth-
er at times, and on opposite sides
at others; but by the same token,
that can be said of every other
democrat in the state, and we
are going to do our best to get
the consent of all before the cam.
paign ends.
The Parma herald. (Parma, Idaho) 1903-1917, 1914-02-19
SCHOOL UNNECESSHRY2

OF the little red school houses
in Kansas, 220 were abandoned
last year on account of lack of
pupils; 8 were maintained with
an average daily attendance of
one pupil; % with two 96 with
three; 127 with four, and 17S
with FIVE. There we're 1924 with
an average daily attendance of
less than twelve pupils. What S
the matter; race suicide, or the
tango?
The Parma herald. (Parma, Idaho) 1903-1917, 1914-02-19

NJ A Bates, the owner OF this
uplifting publication, is in Boise
this week attending court. 1t
Bates the divil how business
rushes by the door when he is
away. Now you long wiDded de-
linquents, do not be backward,
but illum mate this office with
the light of your presence and
the brilliancy of your intellect.
There is no time like tie present
to liquidate and have a clean
slate for the rest of the wear.
i'm. Cason, Erred C. Platt. F.
Wolmsley, Ernest Anderson, j.
&. Blackwell and DR.. F. A..
Schmitz were among the bunch
from Parma who attended the
Willis sale at Roswell Yesterday.
This sale is said to have been
one of the most successful ever
held in Canyon county
The Parma herald. (Parma, Idaho) 1903-1917, 1914-02-19

A number of Parma citizens
are in Boise attending the trial
of Glen Walcott, as witnesses.
Among them are Fl c. Balcridge,
G. b. Ross. W. b Mitchell, c. N.
Mitchell, NJ. A. Bates, G. r. Rus
sell, D. o. Castater, and others
The delegation is being chaper-
oned by Carl Baldridge. The
case was called Wednesday.
Subpoenas were served Saturday
and Sunday by Deputy-Sherifi
Day, OF Bose.
The Parma herald. (Parma, Idaho) 1903-1917, 1914-02-19
Local Items
of Interest


relatives in Salt Lake.
Mrs A. H. Stewart, of Boise,
was a Parma visitor Tuesday.
l.. w. Day of Roswell was a
visitor at Boise last Saturday.
All hats must 90 regardless of
cost Mrs. Ellen Case.
A. A. Sessions was transacuing
legal business in Parma, Mon
day.
August Usadel of Weiser was
in Parma Sunday visiting rel
atiyes.
Chas. McCosh of Payette was
visiting Parma yesterday be-
tween trains.
Mrs. z. s. Barnum of Notus
was in Parma on a shopping ex-
pedition.
Miss Gladys Erland of Ontario
has been visiting with Mrs. Il. C..
Anderson.
c. c. Wilson, an attorney OF
Nyssa, was in Parma on legal
business Monday.
No better coal in Wyoming
than Rock Springs. Buy it of
the Spurrier Lumber Co.
A. L. Pence is reported to be
severely ill, requiring the attend
ance Of a trained nurse
DR.. t. o. Humphreys. resident
dentist Office in bank building.
ground floor. phone 4S.
Aberdeen Coal Best in the
west, by government test. We
sell it. S)lrrisr LInosr Co.
E. d. McCabe is at Wilder this
week unraveline few legal tan
giles in the interests of clients.
A movie show for the benefit oi
the Parma library will be given
Saturday evening. February %.
All hats at half price. We vii
not carry over any stock.
tt Mrs. Ellen Case
See Porter for shoe repairing
Bates bldg, Bird St, between
Main and Grove. d
j. f. Weeks of Fargo shipped
two cars OF sheep to the Port
Ian markets from Parma Friday
August Bedel and Mr.. and Mrs
d. f. Vaughn OF Tendavis, were
recent business visitors in Par.
ma.
Vim. Yogel now of Ontario but
formerly a resident OF Parma
was here Tor a few hours Satur
day.
VIM. Burtch, the tonsorial ar
tist in Hughey' studio, has beel
visiting with his family at Bois'
this week.
The Small residence on Parm,
Heights is being repainted, thu
adding greatly to the brightnes
of the town.
Mrs. III. c. Anderson, Mis-
Eliece Boehringer and Miss Hele
Usadel went to Boise yesterda
for a short visit.
| K. M. Kirkpatrick left Tuesda
for a visit TO Pontiac and othe
Illinois points. He expects t
be gone about a month.
The Frances Willard W. c. I
U. meeting which was to hay
been held in Parma tomorro'
has been postponed for week.
| o. j. Dickinson of the Parm
Review was in Caldwell last wee
dodging taxicabs and streetcaI
and incidentally transacting bul
mess.
| MIR. and Mrs. J. C. Baldrid
and Mr.. and Mrs. NJ. A. Batt
were guests of MIR. and Mrs.
n. Mitchell for luncheon Wednel
day.
II The Rev. Father Gottschalx {
Payette was in Parma last Fr
day IooSing after the spiritu'
welfare OF his Catholic parisl
lohers.
/ The Empire Press Is the nan
| of the new paper published a
The Parma herald. (Parma, Idaho) 1903-1917, 1914-02-19

farmas bouleyardS. and en-
joyed a few hours OF the simple
life at Boise Saturday.
Last Friday Jewell & Ross
shipped three carloads of fat
hogs to Portland, one car OF
which was purchased from A. G.
Fisk, was especially fine.
Mr.. and Mrs. Fred Platt went
to Salt Lake to attend the lum
bermen's convention, being abb
sent several days. They report
a pleasant trip and an interest
ing session.
The new residence in the east
end Of town. being er, cted by
Jno. Fouch, is rapidly nearing
completion. 1t will be occupied
about March l by D. Z. Lawson
and family.
DIR. G. G Case OF Arena was IN
Parma Saturday greeting his
many friends. Notwithstanding
the fact that Parma is dry the
doctor took home a right smart
iag-of general merchandise.
The Wood River Times, IN a
local paragraph, refers to a
Fairfield visitor as being ''in our
midst" F" Should the visitor prove
a heavy load Sin his midst" the
Times editor would do well to
use a stomach pump.
Bass fishing is again occupying
the attention of our sportsmen.
Sunday Bill Vogts caught the
first of the season, and Hi Dun
ham got a four pounder Mon
day Cason. Castater and Row.
an have failed to connect SO far
DR. H F Cannon, representing
the Globe Optical company OF
Boise, will be at the Hotel Hi
nois for one day only, SATURDAY.,
Feb. 21st All old patients, as
we'll as those desiring any new
work are requested to call at
this time.
The Misses Caroline Borden
and Aida Anderson gave a val
entine party at the home of II. c.
Anderson Friday evening. Up.
wards of a score of Young folks
rode out in A hay rack and spent
the evening at perlor games,
music, etc
| DR.. r J Cluen came Down from
Boise Friday evening and left on
| No. 6 for Rochester, Minn.,
where he will take IA post-gradu-
ate course in surgery. He expects
To be goUe about two months,
and will PROBABLY locate in Boise
on his return.
Tuesday a homesteader named
Wells, who lives east of town, had
the misfortune to let his team
get away from him on MaiI
street, and it departed for The
country. The team was caught
shortly afterward. but the rig
was entirely demolished.
Main street is rapidly losing iii
bucolic aspect and becoming
strictly urban in its appearance
The hitching racks have beeI
removed from the business sec
5 rion, and when, after a few days
a the gravel is laid, the thorough
fare will be a driveway par ex
cellence.
c. II. Peterson of Homedal
r visited friends in Parma Frida.
o and Saturday. This was MI
Peterson's first visit in over {
' year to the scenes of his child
e hood, which, with the passing c
y the years and the buccaroo. hav
become distressingly civilized.
a Mrs. Mary L. Crest of Weise
K will be at the |. q. o. +. banque
S hall for four days next weeb
3 Tuesday to Friday, with a gene
, raj line OF fancy work. She vii
! during that time, give instrut
ton to all who desire to atten
I, her classes. Her goods will be o
display at the banquet hall.
]. W. Thomas returned to Pal
ma Tuesday after an absence {
!. several months. Whileattendin
the Minnesota state fair last ia
" he was compelled to go TO MiI
The Parma herald. (Parma, Idaho) 1903-1917, 1914-02-19

Mrs. Vim. Ball honored Miss
Essie Johnston and VIM. Ball in
a birthday party given for them
at her home Tuesday evening.
Those present were Mr.. and Mrs.
Anderson, Mr.. and Mrs Fouch.
Mr.. and Mrs. John Stockton, Mr..
and Mrs. R. l.. Stockton. Mrs.
Laura Starcher, the Misses lydia
Anderson, Florence Eacker, VIM
ME Fouch, Alice Cason; Messrs.
Will Ball, Robert Mangum Ell
Eacker and Tyler Everson.
Cards, music and refreshments
we're the order of the evening
The review. [volume] (High Point, N.C.) 1908-19??, 1914-09-03

All Notices and Advertisements not con
traced for specified time. viii be inserte
aod charged for until ordered out.
The review. [volume] (High Point, N.C.) 1908-19??, 1914-09-03

The first all-year outdoor motor
show in history IS announced by the
San Diego Exposition. Instead OF
having competitive exhibit careful
sevection was made from the field
of automobile manufactures and one
automobile taken from each general
class. The one was that selected
by jury of automobile men as the
best all-round car of its class. As a
result the display on the Alameda
on which most of the out door ex-
hibits are placed, will be compre-
hensible to those without technical
training and will furnish valuable
information to others. All the cars
will be shown in actual operation.
The review. [volume] (High Point, N.C.) 1908-19??, 1914-09-03
A DELIGHTFUL PARTY.

Thomasville, Route 1. Misses
Minnie Ciinard. Ada Craven and
Sallie Shoaf. entertained recently at
the home of Miss Shoaf number
of young people in honor of their
guest Misses Katharine Masten and
Cletus Morgan of Winston Salem,
N. c. Tables were arranged on the
lawn and a very interesting game of
Progressive Hearts were played, the
highest score prizes were won by
Miss Treva Veach aud Mr.. Erwin
Cecil. After the game was ended
delightful refreshments were served
by Mrs Crayton Clinard and Mrs.
E. S. Welborn.
Those present were Misses Kathe-
rine Masten and CIetus Morgan of
Winston-Salem, N. C., LolIie Green,
Vera CoIlett, Stella Murphy of Nor
folk Va. bessie Cholfelter and Alma
Holt of High Point, NC, Mary Wall,
of Edgar, N. c.. Gertha Stone, Val
lie Mock, Stella, Tfeva and Blanch
Veach, Dosie Stone. Bette Smith,
Hattie Chodfelter of Winston-Salem,
N. c., Florence Ragan, Virga and
Nora Payne, Velva Cecil Emma,
Zada and Iona Bodenhiemer, Effie
Payne, Messre Duke Leonard, Ranie
Chodfelter, Clay Hayworth, Kent
Nance OF High Point. N. c., Homer