The mirror., 1914-06-11
IF Pendennis' Chat.


Material, lmaterals humorous OtnefW1Se
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What is Ireland going keep up the interest in the
dongs OF the English parliament that home rule an
sured fact
Let hope that the people of Colorado will not take all
Knocking and telling how to do naenabe right OF the
calamity howler 1
One of the for June introduces breed of
malefactor to its readers:
"A thief of the fourth dimension" According to the
penologss a thief like be reformed but
thief of than dimension would great task
for the reformers.
lingo in prison jingle his little nglets safe and
cure Uncle Sam gets into the Mexican mudd
made to go to the fighting line
$50 Congress is going provide the aviation corps"
Il thought it would rise to the occasion baltimore
And pension the widows and orphans But why should
attempt to be witty with such serious subject wrote
pension the widows and orphans because Congress does
rise TO occaslons-lt scars
We read the most interesting and worst illustrated perod
cal in Amerca-Harpers Weekly We do not understand up
odate art We have dwe!t long that of
old had some idea drawing That was before modern
upto-date artistic, artful art was invented.
mediators not decide to give the Mexican poems
the land they have from the Federa how the
going to be oused from the land Villa has given thema
question There is sF" and that letter stands for Fight
Villa and his poems can fight.
Conan Doyle rather Sir Arthur Conan Doyle says that
if English militant uragettes do not quit their antics there
Really now, Sir Arthur is serious all that? Why
not dsnter the astute Sherlock Holmes and put him the
trail of the of the ladies' obnOxOusnes The ladies do
want to be lynched They do not like bees" anymore
they will not even stand for quilting bee.
The Mexican revolutonists have the
Colorado strike Recently General Crranza ordered the
seized to be worked as public and were owned by
French and American capitalists Why not suggest that the
Tampco oil wells be confscateds
There doubt in the Colones mind about
Doubt He told the scientists in the city of Washington Il
direct where find this and rivers stay put
that the discovery have made be verified Let the
doubtful beware The Colonel keeps constantly hand
English.
person may become famous the author of books
and yet be without comprehensive knowledge of grammar
Count ya aosoy m IN ms emnsce9ce; % s OF appear
of Anna Karenna my mother often discovered gross
grammatical and pointed them out to father and
Precision grammar be acquired by study but the
faculty of precision in thought attribute of genius None
of the great philosophers wrote manuscript that
maticaly correct Carlyle Hugo and Tostoy could think
straight. but the printers had to do the rest.
An old Pennsylvania celebrated Memorial day
which, doubt him much pleasure Veterans,
do not celebrate Memorial day. They observe that
day and hold sacred to the of their dead comrades
This particular old veteran had statue of himself erected
head of newly dug the cemetery On Memoir
a day the veteran his old faded uniform fired salute
the o hoo 5 marv Not psd ss B that
the point The statue and anmortem funeral
paid for of money saved from the veterans pension
Listen for the wall of the anti -pensionists.
his story, Gods Country and the Woman" that
the Red Book for June James Oliver Curwood gives
hero who has tonsora habits The hero hoeward
bound in canoe, stops dine After building fire, he de-
cdes prunes for dinner While his dinner cooking
the hero nspects his face mirror and discovers that he
9seds shave s got il" se shms M need s ne hys nsn
couple of yards But this story of
iction-ction of north country-Gods country
hope the hero does shampoo his hair the
nstament Of the story with the condensed milk But after
the uncanny expect Curwood
even lather his face with the mustard.
Wheat worth close dollar bushel quoted
seventy CENTS oats forty cents prime dollars
per hundred weight hogs bring eight dollars hundred