davidaulloa/AmericanStories huggingface dataset:
New Iberia enterprise and independent observer. (New Iberia, La.) 1902-1944, 1914-02-28
THAT MAN.

There is a man in our town
And he is full of prunes;
He has a rusty photograph
And never changes tunes.
Cincinnati Enquirer.
There IS a man in our town
Our goat be surely got;
He dumps all sorts or rubbish on
His vacant corner lot.
Allentown Democrat.
There is a man in our town
Who helps mosquitoes breed;
He owns a host of corner lots
And never cuts a weed.
Houston Post.
There is a man in our town
Who's even worse than that;
He's teaching tango dancing on
The floor above our fiat.
Chicago Record Hel aid.
There is a man in our town
A pest you probably know
No matter what the day brings
forth
He says, ~ told You So
louisville Herald
There is a man in our town
For hot Auernus bound;
Each night he ties in his back
yard
His cussed. bowling hound.
San Francisco Chronicle.
There is man in our town
Who sulks as each day flies.
Because his business is so dull
Yet he will not advertise.
Hammond Vindicator.
There is man in our town
Who opposes everything;
Some day he will turn up his toes
When joy and mirth twill
bring.
New Iberia enterprise and independent observer. (New Iberia, La.) 1902-1944, 1914-02-28
10 CENT .CASCARETS"
FOR LIVER AND BOWELS
Cure Sick Headache, Constipation,
eilIousness, Sour Stomach, Bad
ereath-Candy Cathartie.

No odds how bad your liver, stom.
ach or bowels: how much your head
aches, how miserable you are from
constipation, indigestion, biliousness
and sluggish bowels-you always get
relief with Cascarets. They immc.
diately cleanse and regulate the stou-
ach, remove the sour, fermenting food
and foul gases; take the excess bile
from the liver and carry OF the con-
stipated waste matter and poison
from the intestines and bowels. y
10-cent box from your druggist vii
keep your liver ana bowels clean;
stomach sweet and head clear for
months. They work while you sleep
New Iberia enterprise and independent observer. (New Iberia, La.) 1902-1944, 1914-02-28

The Monroe News-Star COM
plains about persons heaping
calumny upon it. It certainly
does not expect to take an active
part in the public affairs of its
town and community and escape
the traducer's venum. Fret
not yourself because Of evil
doers." neighbor, unless you are
prepared to muzzle them.-Rus-
ton Leader.
New Iberia enterprise and independent observer. (New Iberia, La.) 1902-1944, 1914-02-28
AS PARsoN HAWHEE SEES IT

This is the advice and expert
ence Of Parson Hawhee, who
breaches in a Kansas City Star
pulpit:
eff yo' wants to get cured O.
dyspepsy go into de ministry. A
preacher kin eat twice as much
as a common man without d
squalm of o. conscience; a pub
sidin' eldah three times as much ;
an evangelist four times, at de
very least; and de Lawd hep MS
when the bishop heaves in sight !!
New Iberia enterprise and independent observer. (New Iberia, La.) 1902-1944, 1914-02-28
While passing at Breaux Bridge

While passing at Breaux Bridge
IN the train this week, we noticed
several cars were being loaded
with sweet potatoes which we
were told were being sold at $1.10
and $1.20 per barrel. Why can t
our planters around this place do
the same? Simply because they
have not organized a planter or
shipping club. These potatoes al
Breaux Bridge are being sold
through the Farmers association,
and the result obtained is entirely
satisfactory. Martin Messen-
ger.
New Iberia enterprise and independent observer. (New Iberia, La.) 1902-1944, 1914-02-28
After -Four Years Of Discouasina
Conditions, Mrs. Bullock Gave
UpnDespar. Husband
Came to Rescue.


Catron, Ky.-ln an interesting letter
from this place, Mrs. Bette Bullock
writes as follows: IL suffered for four
years, with womanly troubles, and during
this time, | could only sit up for a little
while, and could not walk anywhere al
all. At times, ! would have severe pains
in my left side.
The doctor was called in, and his treat
ment relieved me for a while, but | was
soon confined 10 my bed again. After
siat. nothing seemed to do me any good.
New Iberia enterprise and independent observer. (New Iberia, La.) 1902-1944, 1914-02-28

Great Britain leads all other
nations in the matter Of exports,
but since 1900 the United States
has gained more than any OF the
others and Great Britain least,
the percentage of increase being ;
United States 10: Germany 81
France II and Great Britain. 60.
States.
New Iberia enterprise and independent observer. (New Iberia, La.) 1902-1944, 1914-02-28

Send for free booklet Glow to
save stock. Emmett's Specific
the standard for over thirty
years is a sure. safe and guar
anteed Remedy for Collie and Bots
in Horses and Mules. $1.0O bot
ties at druggists. For free book
let. address /. L. Lyons & Co.,
New Orleans. 276t.
New Iberia enterprise and independent observer. (New Iberia, La.) 1902-1944, 1914-02-28
Whenever YOU NEED
/ GENERAL TONIC TAKE GROVES
he Old Standard Groves Iasteess chill Tonic is Equally
VaAuaole General Tonic because it Acts the Liver
Drives Out Malaria, Enriches the Blood and Builds Up
the hole System. For Grown People and Children.

~o~~ ttirp
~ ) e i ,4ewe
strong
and Taste Form equal for Malaria Chils
loss appetite. Nursing
1others and Pale Sky Children Removes Biouness without
Relieves and
blood ATue
should
New Iberia enterprise and independent observer. (New Iberia, La.) 1902-1944, 1914-02-28
STOP THAT PAIN RIGHT NOW

O1Of THAT fAlN hlGf1I NOW
If your head aches just rub a
little Hunts Lightning Oil on
This wonderful liniment has
peculiar effect on pain. It drives
it away at once. Rheumatic
pain quickly yields to the touch
of this liniment. Neuralgia in
quickly gone after Hunts Light
ming Oil is applied. For cuts,
burns, bruises, abrasions of the
skin and sprains, t acts as q
healing oil, soothing and quiet
ing the pain, and preventing ore
ness and irritation. Sold by all
reputable druggists in 25c and
SOC bottles. A. B. Richards
Medicine Co., Sherman, Texas.
New Iberia enterprise and independent observer. (New Iberia, La.) 1902-1944, 1914-02-28
THE BEST COUGH MEDICINE

THE BEST COUGH MEDICINE.
ct have used Chamberlain s
Cough Remedy ever since / have
been keeping house, = says L. c.
Hames, Of Marbury, Ala. . con-
slider it one Of the best remedies
I ever used. Ny children have
all taken it and it works like 9
charm For solids and whooping
cough it is excellent. = For sale
By "a dealers.
New Iberia enterprise and independent observer. (New Iberia, La.) 1902-1944, 1914-02-28

Never do anything that you
think would displease your moth
err, nor go where she advises you
not to 90. Always treat her and
your sisters with respect and
kind consideration.
Begin now to live an honest,
clean, upright and useful Life
and never stray from that course
and you will always enjoy the
respect and confidence Of those
who know you.-Ruston Leader.
New Iberia enterprise and independent observer. (New Iberia, La.) 1902-1944, 1914-02-28
Official Minutes Board of rustees.

ers. 1920; Bertrand Lumber Co.,
for lumber, 1882; Bertrand
Lumber Co., assorted nails, soc !;
Bertrand Lumber Co., lumber
and nails, $4.34; John R. Taylor
& Bro, medicine for mules, $1.5O.
There being no further business
coming up For consideration, the
meeting was adjourned on motion
of Mr.. Suberbielle, seconded by
Mr.. Fontelieu and carried.
ALPHE FONTELIEU,
Mayor.
L. F. VILLERMIN,
Trustee of Public Property.
New Iberia, La, Feb. Is, ID.
The Board of Trustees Of the
City of New Iberia convened this
day in special session with Mayor
Fontelieu presiding, and Messrs.
Suberbielle and Villermin pres
ent, the purpose Of the meeting
being to transact any business
needing prompt attention, but
especially for the purpose Of fix
ing a day and hour for opening
bids for the construction Of coll
crete sidewalks.
1t was, on motion of Mr.. Sub
erbielle, seconded by Mr.. Viller-
min and carried that bids for the
construction of concrete side
walks, in accordance with an
Ordinance adopted on the End
day of February, A. d., 1914, be
advertised and same rereived and
opened at six o'clock P. NJ, on
Thursday the 12h day of March,
1914, at a special meeting to be
held for the purpose Of awarding
contract for said work.
There being no other business
coming up for consideration, the
MEETING adjourned on motion OF
Mr. Villermin. duly seconded by
Mr.. Suberbielle.
ALPHE FONTELIEU,
Mayor.
L. F. VILLERMIN,
Trustee of Public Property.
New Iberia enterprise and independent observer. (New Iberia, La.) 1902-1944, 1914-02-28

3 or 6 doses 006 will break
anv case of Chills & Fever, Colds
& LaGrlppe; it acts on the liver
better than Ca mel and does not
fripe or S, &C.
New Iberia enterprise and independent observer. (New Iberia, La.) 1902-1944, 1914-02-28

Cleanse the bowels and
strengthen the liver by using
HERBINE. It is : fine liver
stimulant and bowel regulator:
Price Soc. Sold BY Estorge Drue
The daily telegram. [volume] (Clarksburg, W. Va.) 1901-1926, 1914-11-27
AbO TT ACKS
FIR on AIR CRAFT
INCIDENT
Closed Declares Bryan in Re.
gard to the Tennessee
Launch Matter.

WASHINGTON, Nov. 27.-The
Turkish commander of the forts at
Smyrna lays all responsibility for
the firing upon the cruiser Tennes-
sees launch to the Indifference of
the helmsman OF the launch" who.
1T is said, did not heed warning of
the presence of mines. Secretary
Bryan today issued a supplemental
statement on the Tennessee incident
based upon the latest communication
from the Turkish minister of war to
Ambassador Morgantheau. ]
The war minister's report" the
statement says, states that he rs
certained from the commander of
Smyrna that two blank shots of
warning were fret fired and that the
sentinel after waiting two minutes
was obliged to fire the third shot
in another direction from that Of
the launch. which latter shot was
merely to prevent the helmsyan of
the launch from holding his course
which would lead directly Ioon the
mines at the entrance Of the port ans
to rescue him from very certain
danger. The commander Smyrna
expressed very great regret t!st
such an obligation was present.
ed to the sentinel OF the fort which
he attributes to the Indifference of
the helmsman of the launch"
Secretary Bryan said this latest re-
port closes the incident.
The daily telegram. [volume] (Clarksburg, W. Va.) 1901-1926, 1914-11-27
AR. TILL Err Y FIR
BECO OMIN q 1 ESS
NO Clue
is Found by County Officials
as to Who Murdered
Italian Huckster.

A coroner,s inquest which was to
have been held over the body ol
Joseph Papandrea, the Industrial
Italian who was found dead near the
county road leading from Wilson
burg to Doia at z o'clock Thursday
morning by A. w. Rlttenhouse. q
resident Of Wilsonburg, this after.
noon has been postponed and will
not be held until Saturday morning.
From what can be learned Of the
case Papandrea left MS home at In
dustrial at S o'clock Thursday morn
ing for Haywood and the next news
Of his whereabout was when his body
was found with NUMBER Of gun.
shot wounds in his head and rope
around his neck, at the foot Of an
embankment near the county road
q mile and quarter from Wilson
burg. No clue or motive for the
murder has been unearthed as yet
by the county officials but 1t is
thought that before the Gay IS ovs.
some clue will be found.
Papandrea was an italian huclzster
and was we'll known by number OF
local persons. some OF whom speak
good OF him while others say that
he was man always looking for
work and would not work when he
was offered Job, and that he made
his living by trading and buying
horses and that he was a profession
al In this line.
ed by his wife and ak
children. No funeral arrangements
will bes made until after the inquest.
The daily telegram. [volume] (Clarksburg, W. Va.) 1901-1926, 1914-11-27
.HARMER TO GUT
HIS BIG | ! PUMPKIN
'At Boys and Girls Corn Show
and Distribute the
Seeds.

The large pumpkin raised by Hars
vey w. Harmer. and exhibited by. him
at the Clarksbtrg fair this tall, will.
be shown at the Boys, and Gfrlst
Corn Show at the court house. De-
cember 5, and at the conclusion 81
the show he will cut the pumpkin and
distribute the seeds to those DESIRING
them All persons who have here
tofore made a request of him for
some of the seed should be presert
at this time.
Mr.. Harmer will also offer pfize
Of $40 to the Harrison county boy Of
girl, under sixteen years OF age. who
will raise and exhibit the largest
pumpkin at the boys and girls corn
show next year, provided It WetRhSI
more than 104 pounds.
The Farmers Bank at Clarksburg.
agrees to give $5 to some boy or girl.
under Is years of age, who attends
the corn show. The successful one IS
to deposit the money as a savings ac=
count in the Farmers Bank.
A very attractive list of premiums
is being arranged for the prize wins
ners in the Boys and Girls, Corn
show. Prizes will be given for the
best potatoes raised 1y S5s.s sss.s
girls who have entered the potato
growing contest. This Is the first
time in the history of the club work
in the county, that prizes have been
offered for potatoes. Only those who
entered the contest In the spring are
eligible to enter either the corn or
potato contes1.
The daily telegram. [volume] (Clarksburg, W. Va.) 1901-1926, 1914-11-27
FITTING SERVICES
ON TjHANIlSG WING
Day Are Held Here with Songs
Of Praise and Fine Sermons
Full of Gratitude.

Large attendances marked church
observations Of Thanksgiving Day
Thursday forenoon and there were
appropriate services and sermons.
The Catholic services were marked
especially by a flag raising, at the
Catholic high school building, while
union services were held In st. Marks
Lutheran church and the congrega-
ton Of Christ Episcopal church held
services in It's own church. -
The services in Christ church were
beautiful and inspiring. The church
was decorated with the fruits and
produce OF the earth and autumn
foliage. Over the pulpit the Ameri-
can flag was draped. The rector
spoke from the text in Revelations
81 Saw a Stranger Standing in the
Sun" He pictured the sun as the
representative Of the material uni
verse. The sun being a friend OF man
shining on his cradle and accompany
ine him all the way OF life.
Thanksgiving Day was q day TO
look at the sun, to enjoy and appre-
ciate our national and physical pros
perity. But more than this to "see
the angel in the sun"-a spiritual
significance the generosity and care
OF an all loving Father.
Miss Flora rendered an effective
solo, Consider and Hear Me-" The
Offering for the Sheltefing Arms hos
pital was generous.
The Rev. G. d. Smith. pastor OF
the First Methodist Episcopal church.
delivered an able and impressive ser
mon at the union services in st.
Marks Lutheran church. His theme
was THE Character and Mission OF
Our Republic" He dweit largely
on great achievements. Of the United
States, one Of the greatest Of which
he declared /ss our influence on
world liberty. He pointed out two
near possible achievements fifst,
world peace as q result OF American
inffnenne, and second, q salocnlesg
nation n he next decade.
The daily telegram. [volume] (Clarksburg, W. Va.) 1901-1926, 1914-11-27

IN AN UaDEFlClAL MANNER
TO the I Fs,1atiC Representa-
\ tiyes Oaesbled States inthe
BeIIjgefsnt Countries.

= 4, l,l1:sfa.sk3tHGTQN ,l1 u. c., Nov. 27--
mt Wilson has communicated
Anoinciaiiy to the diplomatic repre-
~ ssntatiyes Of the United States in
sne Deiligerent countries Of Europe
su nls disappr6yal Of attacks by bombs
from aircraft dropped on unfortified
,cilss occupied by non-combatants.
me president was careful not to
take the matter up officially and did
not even make his Communication
through the state department but
personally addressed the American
ambassadors abroad. The president
took this course, 1t became known
To-Day, nearly two months ago.
Ehe facts came to light through
the publication OF a report that the
president had discussed the matter
with diplomats here. This, how
ever, was denied by knme Of the
prominent diplomats mentioned in
connection with 1t.
Just how the American diplomats
abroad were to conveI President
Wilson'S feelings in the matter to
the foreign governments has not
been disclosed /, as White House Of
iieials In the absence of the presi-
dent declined to discuss the sub
ject.
The daily telegram. [volume] (Clarksburg, W. Va.) 1901-1926, 1914-11-27
PATRIOTIC ADDRESS
BY A MISSION FATHER
Who Re- Catholic 10y
atty to American Flag and
Praises the Republic.

Thanksgiving morning before a
large audience assembled In the au-
ditorium OF the school,. Clarksbure
Council, No. S72, of the Knights OF
Columbus, through Past Grand
knight Anthony ]. Schultz, presented
to st. Mary's high school and raised
over the building large and beauti-
full American flag. The Rev. P. H.
McDermott, rector OF the Immaculate
Conception church, accepted the flag
with appropriate remarks.
An eloquent address was delivered
by the Rev. Father Albert Phelan
one OF the Passionist fathers who are
conducting the mission here. He
said in part:
Ladies and gentlemen:
II feel highly honored to be pres
ent al. this impressive ceremony and
doubly so at the honorable active
part am invited to take In 1t. The
Star Spangled Banner-the dear
American flag see now before me
emblem OF the greatest nation upon
the face of the earth how we Catholic
citizens do admire, love and cherish
you. What precious and glorious
memories cluster around this flag
Upon dts folds we behold emblazoned
the magic words religious liberty
to all. Let every man and woman be
left free to worship their Creator as
their own conscience dictates; and let
every American citizen without dis
Icrimination Of religious creed OF
nationality be entitled to all the
The daily telegram. [volume] (Clarksburg, W. Va.) 1901-1926, 1914-11-27
war LOAN
Is Greatly Oversubscribed
Lloyd George Announces in
House Of Commons.

s LONDON, Nov. Chancellor oi
the Exchequer Lloyd George an
1ounced in the House OF Commons to.
day that the war loan of 1,75O, ,000, :
900 had been greatly oversubscrfbed
In the course Of a statement con-
cerning financial conditions in the
country the chancellor stated that the
financial deadlock which followed
the outbreak Of war was due to In
ability to collect outstanding debts
abroad. AS an instance Mr.. Lloyd
George referred to the United States,
which. he said, owed Great Britain
about $1,000, 100000 "but we could do
no business" he added.
The daily telegram. [volume] (Clarksburg, W. Va.) 1901-1926, 1914-11-27
TEACHERS
Of Clay District Will Hold a
Meeting at Shinnston, Sat
urday, December 5.

n . a .H
clay district school teachers will
meet at Snin1ston Saturday, Decem-
ber 5, and observe the following pro-
gram.
General Session-10 a. m
l. Music
2. AddressMr shafer, Fairmont
Normal.
8. ADDRESS Miss johnson. Fair
mont Normal.
4. Address,. P. Morrison, coun-
ty superintendent.
Sectional Meeting a. m.
Grammar grade.
T L What equipment is needed for
the proper teaching of geography?
Z 2. How can YOU get children in
terested in spelling through the spe-
cifc need for the subject?
( 3. What is your opinion about the
value of copy books?
4. What are the weaknesses in u.s.
ing reproduction work as the basis
for compositions? How can these
Weaknesses be obviated?
s.. How old were you before you
We're able to handle the dictionary
with any practical success? Is the
date set in the text too late?
Primary Section-11 q. m.
l. Amount of phonics in the pri.
mary grades.
2. Home study in the primary
grades.
8. Realtion of organized play tc
school discipline.
All teachers Of the district are re-
quested to be present.
The daily telegram. [volume] (Clarksburg, W. Va.) 1901-1926, 1914-11-27
Along The Battle Front IN Bet
GUM and France The
French Say Now.
4 ALLIES MAKE PROGRESS
In That Field Of Battle as Uss
ual According to French
Statement. Y

PARIS. Nov. % he Ftnnch war
ONCE gave out an ofiicial statement
today as follows:
The slackening Of the artiii6fy
IRE Of the enemy was noticed tili
along the line during the day or No.
vember 26. Two infantry attach siis
rected against the head OF bfidets
which we had thrown down on the
right bank Of the User to the south
|of Dixmude were easily repnised:
There were no other engagelns nsnts
on the rest Of the front as far as the
Oise nor was there any action on til es
Aisne. Nevertheless Rheims Wai
violently bombarded. In the Ar
gonne some infantry attacks result
IN the loss and the recapture OF cey-
tain trenches. The men engaged IN
this fighting never exceeded a battalS
Ion. The ground lost and then; res
taken was never more than twenty
five yards. Along the heights Of the
Meuse and in the vosges there ls
nothing to report" IS
The daily telegram. [volume] (Clarksburg, W. Va.) 1901-1926, 1914-11-27
IE:ELONOUs ASSAULT
lis Charge Lodged against
Writ Wolf and His
Two Sons.

Writ Wolf, we'll known farmer
Of Big Buffalo, and his sons, Harley
and John, were arrested by Constable
q. l. Ford Friday morning on a
charge OF feloniously assaulting n. g.
Assss, a anelghbor.
Mr.. Ayers says that Wolf and his
two sons came to his gate early in the
morning and called to him. He went
out to see what they wanted and all
three Of them jumped upon him and
feloniously beat him. The worst in
iurdes sustained by Mr.. Ayers was a
bad wound on his head, which took
nine stitehes to close, and other bad
bruises on his face.
! The Wolis viii be arraigned for a
hearing before jackson v. Carter the
latter part Of the week.
The daily telegram. [volume] (Clarksburg, W. Va.) 1901-1926, 1914-11-27
ADVENT
Season of Catholic Churches
of the Country Will Be Be-
gun Next Sunday.

Next Sunday will be the first Sum
day of Advent, the season of prepar-
alton, observed in all Catholic
churches. The season is to commem-
crate the coming Of Christ, as the
name would indicate. 1t is a peni.
tential season but not rigorous as
Lent.
During this season the faithful arc
asked to, refrain from the usual
amount OF worldly pleasures and to
attend more strictly to spiritual mat
ters. All the Fridays of the sea
son are days OF fasting as we'll as alb.
stfnence and the third week is EN-
ber week, in which Wednesday, Fri
day. and Saturday are days Of fasting
and abstinence. D
The first Sunday of advent is the
beginning Of the ecclesiastical year
for the Catholic church as it is com.
memorated as the preparation time
for the beginning Of the church.
The daily telegram. [volume] (Clarksburg, W. Va.) 1901-1926, 1914-11-27
battle SUCCESSES
Over the Russians in Western
Galicia Are Claimed by
the Germans.
~ AasoelATso rrtss'

BERLIN. by wireless to London.
Nov s27.An official report issued in
Vienna says:
The fighting in Russian Poland
has assumed the proportions of q
continuous battle. In western Galicia
our troops have repulsed the Rus
slams. Marked progress has been
made In the fighting in the Carpath-
ians. Near the Kolubra river in
Servia the enemy's center is very
strong position near Lazareyatz but
we attacked and took 1900 prisoners,
three guns, four ammunition wagons
X and three machine guns. To the
south OF Lid we took the eastern
heights and 900 prisoners. Our
troops have advanced to Kosjoeici."
The daily telegram. [volume] (Clarksburg, W. Va.) 1901-1926, 1914-11-27
PYTHIANS
Elect Officers at Regular Meet.
ing to Serve the Next Semi
Annual Term.

At a meeting Of Clarksburg lodge.
No. 80, Knights Of Pythias. hsld in
the Castle Hall on South Third
street last night the following Of
ficers were elected for the setni-an-
nual term:
Chancellor commander-w. o.
Carter.
Vice chancellor Ruther-
Prelate- c. Jenkins.
Keeper of records and seals
George E. Lockwood.
Master Of Finance--W. E. Starcher
Master Of exchange W. A.
Fletcher.
Master or work4H. G.. Lynch.
Master Of arms Joseph u. Buck
ner.
inner guard Wade 81. Hoff.
Outer guard q. D. wyckoD <
Txuetee--A. ]. Simmons. :
The daily telegram. [volume] (Clarksburg, W. Va.) 1901-1926, 1914-11-27
] An ARREST
Is Made in Vera Cruz Despite a
Promise Made by General
Carranza.

WASHINGTON. Nov. 27.-Despite
Carranza's,guarante that Mexcans
employed by Major General Funston
in the administration of Vera Cru,
would not be molested the arrest Of
one such Mexican was reported to the
state department today by Consul
Canada. No details were given.
The new civil government of Vera
Cruz has been announced but has moi
yet been put in full operation. Consul
Canada reports the police still appar-
emily are under military control
Continued quiet prevails and Generals
lAguilar and Martinez have reiterated
iCarranza's promise OF protection for
American life and property.