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The record. [volume] (St. Maries, Idaho) 1913-1918, 1914-03-20

81 know am looking like a fright
tonight" the woman said.
The man studied her dress, her hair
and her complexion closely.
81 don't see anything the matter with
you" he said 80 far as | can see,
You are looking as well as usual
"But am not. she insisted There
is something wrong. and that head
waiter saw at n glance what 1t was.
II ] had been up to the mark he
wouldn't have put us away over here
In this out of the way corner. He
would have given MS a table right un-
der the chandelier in the middle 0f the
room.
GAN the best dressed people are al
ways seated IN the most conspicuous
places. so as to make the restaurant
look more attractive. | am glad to
say that that is where I usually sit
The plain people are ranged along the
sides Of the room. just as we are to-
night.
"That Is why ] know I am not look
ing weli."-New York Times.
The record. [volume] (St. Maries, Idaho) 1913-1918, 1914-03-20

According to the Moorish idea Of
beauty, the chief charm of beautiful
woman is that she can only waddle.
not walk. The futter she is the more
beautiful she Is considered. II she can
attain two or three hundred pounds Of
flesh she Is the envy of an her sex.
The Moorish sha'a if shape it can
be called-approaches the perfection of
feminine beauty when it resembles, OF
rather exceeds. the circumference of
"a barrel.
What "a paradise for the fat womani
There she can eat ana drink and feast
to her hearts content denying herself
nothing. living am easy. indolent, luxuri-
GUS life, with no horror Of accumulat.
Ing fat but rather rejoicing I'm it,
There the ambition of a woman is to
acquire bulk. Physical culture she
would regard as an enemy to beauty,
and to take Turkish baths and diet
herself would be considered the height
Of folly she wants to be beautiful.
and to be beautiful she must be fat
st. Louis Globe Democrat.
The record. [volume] (St. Maries, Idaho) 1913-1918, 1914-03-20

We know from Pepys and from pas
sages in the plays Of contemporary
dramatists that the manners Of thea
ter audiences in the restoration epoch
were not nice. but there is no reason
to believe that even the fops habitual-
~ arrived mt the theater late. Mr..
SparlSish, Mr. Novel and their fellows
would talk loudly while the play was
going on to show the superiority Of
their wit to the poets. but they likely
We're on hand early to lose none of the
fun. ln later epochs of English the
atrical history theater going was a Sc
rious undertaking. not a mere pastime
One can tell from the beginnings OF
old plays that the authors counted on
audiences closely affective from the
first. Lady Randolph is the first speak
er In Douglas" Orestes I'm 1.-The Dis
tressed Mother" Almeirn in "The
Mourning Bride" The custom Of "play-
ing the audience in with a short piece
was Of still later origin. Perhaps about
that time the habit Of going late to the
theater became common. "IIalf price"
for late corners was a custom Of Thack-
eray's time. Westminster Gazette
The record. [volume] (St. Maries, Idaho) 1913-1918, 1914-03-20

While hunting in the Big Horn
mountains two men found a narrow
path. little more than a deer trail. lead.
ing up to the summit. They dismount-
ed and led their horses. moving very
cautiously, for on one side the noun
tain rose up like wall. and on the
other sloped down a thousand feet to
the canyon below. Suddenly both
horses pricked up their ears as If scent
ing a wild beast. Then there came a
shot from the hunter in advance, and
the hunter in the rear found himself
hanging over the cliff He had been
leading the horse by the reins, and
when the horse SHE'D and upset him
be held on with a death grip. 1t was
nearly five minutes that he thus hung
ON to the slender strap. while the horse
held back with all his strength But
he could not climb up. and his com
panion had to haul him up to a place
Of safety. and then he naturally faint
ed.-St Paul Pioneer Press.
The record. [volume] (St. Maries, Idaho) 1913-1918, 1914-03-20

Though the average age Of Spaniards
Is among the lowest I'm Europe-thirty.
two years and four months. against
fifty years in Sweden and Norway
yet Spain remains the land of hundred
year-old people.
South of the Sierra Moreno there
are fifty TO sixty hundred years old
I'm every million inhabitants. In Ma
laga and other parts Of Andalusia 100
hundred-year-o are reckoned I'm
every million Inhabitants. Aud when
a Spaniard once attaius that age he
usually hangs on to life for ten to ff-
teen years longer
One OF the famous long lived men Of
Spain was DR. Manuel Barca. who lies
buried i'm the Church of San Sebastian
at Seville. having 121 years TO his
credit, according to the church rec
ord He left 300 descendants. Boston
Post
The record. [volume] (St. Maries, Idaho) 1913-1918, 1914-03-20
Pics and a Palace.

King Charles Of Roumania made
many changes In his Balkan kingdom
since he arrived there in 1866 after an
adventurous journey IN disguise from
Germany. Notable among them are
the changes in the capital and the
royal palace When he made his tri-
1mpha entry as the countrys new
prince the carriage reached a house
before which a guard of honor was
stationed what house is that?" he
lsked "That is the palace" replied
General Goleski. The prince. think
ing he had misunderstood him, said
Where is the palaceT And the gen
aral was so embarrassed that he could
only point silently to the one stored
building. The principal feature of the
view from the windows on one side
Was gypsy encampment, with swine
nallowing In the maip road before
,he palace.
The record. [volume] (St. Maries, Idaho) 1913-1918, 1914-03-20
Fined For Not Voting.

The outstanding feature Of most
British elections is the large number Of
electors who fail TO record their vote.
In some countries voting IS compulsory
and electors are fined if they do not do
their duty as citizens and avail them
selves of the franchise.
According to the universal Suffrage
Jaw Of Australia. an those on the regis
ter must record their votes. and at the
last general election I'm that country
10000 electors were fined sums from
IS. Id. downward because they neg
Iected to go to the polls.
Spain is another country that looks
ON voting as a national duty, at least
in q municipal election. should a citi-
Ecu omit to cast his vote his name is
published as a defaulter. his taxes are
increased by per cent, while If he be
in the public service his salary is re-
duced by per cent Should he com
nit the fault second time he is de-
barred forever from holding an cleo
live position or an appointment under
government-L0ndon Siare Moments
The record. [volume] (St. Maries, Idaho) 1913-1918, 1914-03-20

Among the many people whose ac-
quaintunce | made I'm Richardson's
rooms was old George Cruikshank.
happened incidentally to remark that
wasn't very well. when Cruikshank
in his genial manner exclaimed: What?
Not we'll? A powerful young fellow
like you ought to be ashamed Of your
self to talk Of being unwell! Here,
let me see you do this
"He sprang up. took the tongs and
poker from the fireplace. crossed them
on the floor like two swords and then
whistling his own air. danced a high
land sword dance with great agility
and accuracy, keeping it up for at least
quarter OF an hour AS he threw
himself into a chair, somewhat ex-
hausted by his efforts, he said. Now
then. when I'm dead you can say you
saw old Cruikshank when he was over
eighty years Of age dance the sword
dance IN DR. Richardson's room -
From Pages From an Adventurous
Life"
The record. [volume] (St. Maries, Idaho) 1913-1918, 1914-03-20
VOICE OF ASSESSMENT

Office Of the Iron Mask Mining
COMPANY, 81. Maries, idaho March
10, 1914.
Notice in hereby given that at q
regular meeting OF The Board Of Di.
5ectors of the Iron Mask Mining
Company. held ut the Office of the
Secretary. at ST. MAJ les, Idaho. on
tie 10th day Of December, 1913, an
assessment OF two % mills per share
was levied upon the capital stock of
said corporation, payable on or be-
fore the 18th day of April, 1914, to
}, G Frallok. treasurer OF the com
pany, Al the Kooteuai County State
Bank, st. Marles, Idaho.
Any stock upon which this assess
menl remains unpaid on the 18th
day of April 1914. will be delin
quent and will be advertised for sale
at public auction, aud unless paid
before, will be sold on Saturday.
May l6. 1914, at the office Of the
treasurer, at 10 O'Clock a. III. of said
day to pay the delinquent assessment
thereon, together with the costs of,
Advertising and expenses of sale. .
PERLEY MARTIN, Secretary.
March 10, 1914.
The record. [volume] (St. Maries, Idaho) 1913-1918, 1914-03-20
VIZ rheIr cIothes pidn,t IA.

The late Admiral Robley d. Evans
during his visit to Japan was received
by Mutsuhito and his empress at a
court ceremony. I'm speaking Of the
Japanese court nc said.
Hand kissing was not the thing. In
stead, received a handshake from a
very shapely and beautiful hand
found the empress a. woman Of great
refinement and perfect ease Of man
ner, SO delicate In appearance and so
small I'm stature as to remind you Of
some fine piece of Dresden china She
was attired In a Paris gown Of hello.
trope brocude. the bad lit Of which
accounted for just as I accounted for
the baggy trousers Of the emperor
After l had been a year I'm Japan ]
was satisfied it was owing TO the fact
that tailor would not permit himself
to touch the persons of their majesties
but just looked at them and guessed
what the measurements should be-"
The record. [volume] (St. Maries, Idaho) 1913-1918, 1914-03-20

The origin of the state arms of South
Carolina is thus given I'm the histories
ION June 2S. 1776, "a force of less than
100 Carollnians. under command Of
Moultrie. protected by the rude forti-
fcation of Sullivan's island. i'm Charles
ton harbor. made of the trunks of the
palmetto. repulsed the attack of Brit
ish fleet under command of Sir Peter
Parker. and when the state of South
Carolina was organized the state seal.
which was first used i'm May. 1777, was
made to commemorate this victory A
palm tree growing erect on the sea
shore represents the strength Of the
fort. while at It's base an oak tree, torn
from the ground and deprived Of its
branches. recalls the British fleet built
Of oak timber, overcome by the pal
metto"
The record. [volume] (St. Maries, Idaho) 1913-1918, 1914-03-20

An African hunter once found a
large crocodile hanging In the fork Of
Tree about ten feet from the ground.
A! the place was fully half a mile
from any water It was difficult TO ac-
count for the crocodile's strange posi-
ticd. When questioned about the sub
jei the natives explained that it was
put there by an elephant. II seems
THAI when the elephants wade into
the Lake Ngami TO bathe the croco-
dies are in the habit Of worrying
them and biting their legs. Some
fines when an elephant Is annoyed
%, yond endurance it picks up its tor
mentor ina its trunk. places it among
q branches Of a tree and leaves It
there. London Graphic.
The record. [volume] (St. Maries, Idaho) 1913-1918, 1914-03-20
Telephone No. 1871
Friday, March 20. IN
ORDINANCE 1911

An Ordinance amending Section
One of Ordinance No ia of the
City of st. Maries Kooteuai County,
Idaho, telling an ordinance "provid-
ing for the regulation and conduct Of
saioons within the City Of st. Marles
Kootenai County. Idaho
Be IL ordained by the Mayor aud
Council of the city of st. Meriea
Idaho, -
Seetion !
That Section One CD of Ordinance
No. ia, OF the City Of ST.. Maries,
Kootenai County. Idaho, being en-
titled can Ordinance providing for
the Regulation aud onduot Of SALOONS
within the City OF st. Mariea, koot
email County, Idaho, be aud hereby
Is, amended to read as folloWs;-
"That It shall be- unlawful Cor
any person, persons, irm or CORPORA
ton to whom saloon license has
been OF may hereafter he granted by
the Mayor and City Council of said
City, to con auct saloon therein,
to omen said saloon or permit same
to he opened for business before the
hour Of six CO.. O'Clock q. m. In the
morning, nor to allow said saloon TO
remain open for business later than
twelve (12) o'clock y. m. IN the even
ing, on any business dag, or to per
NIT said saloon to be open tor bust
ness on any Sunday. OF during the
hours which It Is NOT permitted to
transact business for any purpose, IN
less It be for the purpose Of making
some necesss 81 repairs OF sweeping
moppluP oLnleanipg said place and
that durin' pc time that any person
Is Ia there such purpose no liquor
shall hre bbssd Of OIL taken from
the g. * of goods therein.
Section ?.
That Section One Cd Of said Ordi-
nance No. ia aud all ordinances
and parts of ordinances Ia conflict
herewith are hereby repealed and
rendered Of no force or effect
Section 3.
That this ordinance shall be In
effect from and after its passage az
proval and publication In one issue
Of the st. Maries Record a hi weekly
newspaper OF general circulation
published In St. Maries, koo,enai
County idaho.
Passed It's fret reading at re-
gular adjourned meeting of the City
Council OF the Clty of st. Marles
Idaho held on the / 9Th day Of March
1914.
Passed its second reading upon
which a yea and nay vote was taken
Under suspension Of the rules upau
which a yea and nay vote was taken,
at a regular adjourned meeting of
the City Council Of the City OF st.
Marles, Idaho. held on the 10th day
Of March, 1914.
Passed its third and final reading
upon which a yea and nay.vote was
taken, under a suspension of the
rules, upon which yea and nay vnte
WAS taken and duly enacted an ordi
nance Of the city Of St. Maries
Idaho, at a regular adjourned meet.
ing of the City Council Of the City
The record. [volume] (St. Maries, Idaho) 1913-1918, 1914-03-20
Important
News In
Advertisements
BY HOLLAND.

THE valuable news Of the
4 day IS not confined to
the news columns. It is also
seen IN the advertisements.
OF course It is important to
know what President Wilson
is doing. what the latest de
velopments are In China or
what baseball club leads the
league. But II IS also impOr-
tant to know where n bargain
IN boys waists. garden hose,
breakfast food or straw hats
may be found
These bits Of commercial
news are among the adver-
dsements. Wise persons look
for them and take advantage
Of them when they are doing
their buying The leading
merchants are continually
telling you news Of their
stores. news that is impor-
tant because It often means
a real saving aud always
means something new and
worth while
Read the advertisements II
you seek important news
Read them regularly and al
ways with the thought that
back Of each advertisement
are the reputation and bust
ness standing Of the mer-
chant he could not afford
to deceive you even II he
were SO inclined
ONLY TR UTHFUL
ADVERTISING PAYS.
The record. [volume] (St. Maries, Idaho) 1913-1918, 1914-03-20

Everything that is lovely reminds
me of you" he fervently declared.
1T is nice Of you to say that" she
replied 81 hope you see great many
lovely things"
81 wish I did but this is such a
dreary dismal place don't you know"
Chicago Record Herald.
The record. [volume] (St. Maries, Idaho) 1913-1918, 1914-03-20

There goes one Of the most famous
men ] know Of"
How SOP
"He was never on the ChautauQua
platform, was never arrested for speed
ing his auto and never testified before
a senate Investigating committee
indianapolis star
The record. [volume] (St. Maries, Idaho) 1913-1918, 1914-03-20

James o. sullivan says that II the
proposed S5OOoO0 fund for British ath-
letics We're TO be used TO hire "ama-
teur" athletes Americans would with
draw. AS the funo never be so
used and as Il IS 'nre bit
ferly denounced D. .,rfsmen.
we need not worry
The record. [volume] (St. Maries, Idaho) 1913-1918, 1914-03-20

Now It is announced that Eve was
made not from a rib but from the
backbone OF Adam. Now that rights
and privileges are gone even tradi.
tons Of former glory are being wrest-
u from the downtrodden sex.
The record. [volume] (St. Maries, Idaho) 1913-1918, 1914-03-20

me nigh price OF horses in spite OF
The progress Of the automobile IS read
iy understood when It is known that
SO much Of their meat is being subst
suited en- Paris for steer steak
The record. [volume] (St. Maries, Idaho) 1913-1918, 1914-03-20

MRS. Muggins-My nusDan0 gave up
fishing when he Joined the church.
Mrs. Buggins-But fishing isn't sin.
full
Mrs. Muggins - No. but lying is
Philadelphia Record.
The record. [volume] (St. Maries, Idaho) 1913-1918, 1914-03-20

Sixty mansions in Boston's Back Bay
district are in the market at bargain
prices" because OF hard times and the
growing influence Of the automobile.
II the devil wagon Is depopulating
Beacon street # is realizing the worst
fears that its coming occasioned.
The record. [volume] (St. Maries, Idaho) 1913-1918, 1914-03-20

Mr.. Goody-rm surprised that you
should be in this helplcssly intoxicated
condition.
Bibbler- Sho'm ! lhicl; thought 1 cd
stand q lot more.-Boston Transcript
The record. [volume] (St. Maries, Idaho) 1913-1918, 1914-03-20

Of St. Maiies. Idaho. held on March
l6lh. 1914
Approved this l6tn day OF March
A. ID. 1914.
HENRY L MULCAHY
Mayor.
Attest:-
CHARLES r. SCHULTZ
City CLERK.
The record. [volume] (St. Maries, Idaho) 1913-1918, 1914-03-20

When Adam got home from a party
One speech ne'er his pleasure could dock.
For dear Mother Eve never shouted az
him.
You villainl Just look at that clockr'
Pleasing People.
Men often say by way of defense
that it is impossible TO please every
body 10 is worse than that It is i'm
possible TO please anybody.-Philadel-
phia Ledger.
The record. [volume] (St. Maries, Idaho) 1913-1918, 1914-03-20

Wife-John. wake up, There's a
burglar downstairs. Husband Well
what Of it, Ever since I got my life
insured you've been trying 20 push me
20 the Milwaukee News.
The record. [volume] (St. Maries, Idaho) 1913-1918, 1914-03-20

Doctor how can ] prevent my hus-
band from talking IN his sleepY
We'll. you might try giving him a
few opportunities 10 the daytime. -
Pittsburgh Post
The record. [volume] (St. Maries, Idaho) 1913-1918, 1914-03-20
Punished tho Selfish One.

Punished the Selfish One.
The Bale-Geneva express, says the
London Standard Geneva correspond
emit. was overcrowded the other day
and several travellers had to stand in
the corridors of the second class
coaches. One tourist saw seat vacant
but covered with luggage, and asked
a passenger sitting near whether the
seat was occupied" Eyes" replied
the stranger. the man is IN the restau-
rant car. and will return soon"
There the matter ended until the
express reached Lausanne. when the
owner of an the luggage prepared to
get out
Pardon me-" said the tourist. "that
luggage does not belong to you" and
called the guard. The latter sided with
the tourist. and the whole matter was
placed before the station master. The.
selfish traveller had to prove. piece
by piece. that the luggage on the seat
belonged to him. and he finally was
obliged to pay for two second class
tickets.
Si- Francis Drake Still a Terror.
No public monument IS needed to
keep alive among Mexicans the mem.
DRY of Sir Francis brakes exploits
in Central and South America. Tray
cling in Mexico a few years ago Mr..
Edward Smith records that he heard
woman calming a tempestuous child
by saying. Ali viene Draker (Here
comes Dmkeh ! made minute inqui-
ries and found that it is a common
threat to children on the Mexican
coast like unto Bony will get your or
'The Black Douglas shall get your
Fancy people still living In terror OF
seeing brakes topsails on the hori-
zon."-Iondon Chronicle.
TaÌˆgliches Cincinnatier volksblatt. [volume] (Cincinnati [Ohio]) 1885-1919, 1914-10-10
2lrreftant erihDfen
slIS or iidJ ieiuer Serbafinns onra
bic lludlt entSicben ipOllte.

Sm Gtdbtiffen &rantsn6auie Der.
itarb gsitsrn Mprssn Ger 80 Sabre
aIte Reasr Sarrp Bel aus Der Baum
Strabs, pelder burd ben poli3iiten
gaFius Barter nabe Der IA. unb
propibence Strabs ssidpiien puros,
als sr iid fsinsr 9srbaftuHs our6 Die
islu6t entSisbeu Ipollte. Der 8eamte
bate Bell untsr Der 8eihuloi9uug oes
uRorbentlifsn 8etragsns fir perbafs
let ertlGrt, unb befanb iih nit bem
@rreitanten auf Dem @eae Sum Eoli.
3eimeloefaiten, als iih 9eq plobli6
lpsrib unb bic 5ludt ergriff. Barrier
feuerte sinen Shub in bic 2uit, um
ben 5Iii9tlius gum Steben gu Oeran=
laiTen, unb nabm baun Die 8erfols
ouno bes Wannts duf. Sier6ei Mil
Barrier nab ieinsn Qnsabsn geItrau.
delt Iein, nobel iih feline @offe 5us
faaia entluo uno bic augsl bem Ne.
aer in ben aopj orang. Bel lpuroe
nat benz itGbtii6en &raHtenbaus gss
brabt, mo bic 4erste ieititelIten, bab
bic auseI ibreu Meg iiber bas rehte
9luae eeiunoen bate uub bds 9ebirn
u.rleste. Die 9erbaftunS bes Mannss
iollte auf geranlaNun5 Der 6rau
GiebIina fattfinoen, tpel6e li9 be-
fdtpsrts, bab Der Reser bic 2lnrpobs
ner Der Dopio Strdbe teldftiste. I'm
Der Clinton unb Sobn Strabe be-
sei6nste bic 5rdu bsn 8el als ben
gsIdItiser, lporauf Der poli5iit sur
9erbaftuns bss Mannss i4ritt. BAR
ter beridtets benz pOli5ei4ef ben Dor.
falI unb tpurbe in 9ieuit belaiien, Do
nad oen angabcH Ncs @eanIten Der
Ielbs in Der 4usiibung Ieiues Dien
Ites sebaubsIt bat. uno ibm teine ab'
iidtlite Gribiebuna beg Wdnnes I'M
tsrI6oben fpsrosu fam. Der Coroner
bat cine untsrfudung in bieIer gln'
gslessnbeit sinseIeitst.
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Iies aao 9as.

- Stabtanpalt S60nle beabiih.
tigt, Der aontroDeris spiicben oem
itGptiIden 9ouamt uno Dem Bureau
bes Staats TabritinipettOrs Oemudait
NIT ollie Der @jeri4te Elm gnoe dl
MAIDEN. Die Inaeitellten oes Stdats'
sSabritinIpettors haben in Der IeBten
3eit benz bieiiseu 8auamt oeri4te
bentli6 in's Sanbtpert gepfui4t uno
glrbsiten tonbemntrt, bic pDlig i'm
gintlana nit oem itdbtifdtn gau.
tpper uusgefiibrt iporbcn fparen. 81.
dberbeitsoirettor 6olmes lit oegeulpGr.
tie bemubt, cine frieoli6e SetIe9ung
Der Spntroperie herbei'ufiibrcn. Spllte
tieTeg iebo6 ni6t aelingen, 10 piro
StaotanpaIt S6DnIe einen Ginbalts'
befebl gesen ben Staats iSabritinIpets
tor eripirten.
- Die ParttommiIiion iuht Die
auItdnbioen Stadtse uno 8unbesbe.
forpen fir einen 9lon I'll detpinnen,
ldut pelbem in ben Seihen in ben
bieiiaen parts Fii6e uusgeiest tper'
rem. oamit oas gublitum ipdtsr oem
SsiIhfana pblieeen lam.
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MsfdH..

- geim lleberiGreiten bes Sahr.
bcnmes on Der 3. ilHo Diain Strobe,
Duroe gciIern Der ~ ssabre ulte
Senrp Cartwright. bon 9so. 406 @ar.
ner gtrabe, BON eiiiem @eipaEn mic
oerscporfen mnb 5og iih cine stopf'
per.pbi,ng 5u, Die i'm itdbtiiden 90.
jpital perbunben merhcn mubts.
Bel ben RaHaliiationsotbsitsn
an Dud Greet Roab aubs Wlabiion
9cab, itiir5tsn bic Htper 6enrp
Snabes, 50 Sabre alt, uHb QDilliam
gruis, 80 Sabre ait. bur@ bas Rtis
Gen einsr 5iibrunsslstns IN ben fsbr
ficien aannIiintionsarabem NIB soaerl
nd, perifiebene Bsrlebungen am a6rs
per al, Die tire lleberfilbruns nad
BEN iiSbtif4eu aranftnbaps notbs
tpenbis mn9ten