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The Anderson daily intelligencer. [volume] (Anderson, S.C.) 1914-1915, 1914-04-01
WILL REANII TREMENDOUS GI)T
PIEDMONT FREIGHT RATES
W Mean Saving Of ~ Per Cent or About 100000 n Freishs
& ,.s Il To The PEOPLE Of An aeraon, II is Said

Tho Daily TDteiligeneer last Sunday
carried o statement about the result Of
the trip OF the Representatives of the
Chamber OF Commerce to Atlanta 10
consult With railroad men over there
with, references 10 the rates and rate
disePiminatlons. THE IntellfRencar
was attatie "a SEA statements fyc;...,,
delegates who went from here. aFessrs
w w. Sullivan and u. A. Ledbetter.
bii1 we were able "a; present bEief
outline OF what occurred. 80
The Greenwood Journal. of Tuesday
|aftsfhoon contains at length. q state
ment from Henry G., Tillman of that
city, Who with NJ. Al. Craig repleseIit-
Ell tilat city in the meeting in Attain
t.. @r. Tlllman says that the reduc-
hon promised BY the railroads viii
iefe9nnt TO about ~ per cent.
ne making public Of the result 0f
the conference by, the Anderson repre-
sentatives may have some eject on the
railroads In carrying on their pur-
pose as expressed Ii the conference
OF giving better rates to the group Of
towns known as the Pied dmont prb1p,'
gays MI. Filiman. BA that asgit may. IL
the railroads stand 10. the agreeniens
which was mada the results viii be far
tenching and We have every reason 10
be extremely grattfied over the SUCCESS.
which we have attained So far. THIS
natter of; freight rate agitation VIA
begun two or three years aeo. hut.
took no deinite aeti6ii until the chaml
Der of commerce employed attorneys.
70 brina: q case before the infer-states
commerce coiamission s which case
was fled shortly before Christmas.
In that complaint the rate discfiIii-
nation under which We had been Ia
boins WIS fully set forth. 6
The Anderson daily intelligencer. [volume] (Anderson, S.C.) 1914-1915, 1914-04-01
lslr. ). y cBrayer
Goes go New Orleans.

3. The friends or Me. b. P.s sIcHrayeis
expect to SEQ him mako agreat sue
cess In his eld tl SnW Orleans.
Mr.. sEraysi.S in rIone OF the, best ,.bstl
ed son NET In this section OF tie
eesint ~, aud his change Of location to
the cotton metropolis Of the south wiii;
be watched with great interest by his
srieads he . VIII wish to see him make
a gEsFtS stice ess;-ll his new home.
}, Z ~ ts BRAY Yer, IS soptaiIy a Iiian St,f
mid mag tlsEi and s. one of
iIll0 ~. read men IN the Bfsite.
se led II very active lifA ana wa.
ctal. st. ne bi,Iidi
9f kAffi dc son at IVA, 6lie, Pen
oIl Ills; the Riverside and sIl
roxa# stld he was aIso flls ms
ipS,eRids 4 ct tie gFtizen,s NatioftiI
Hank Y & tith regret chat his, E.se.sss.
;iy3SIE HEys HEIls Iys1lYr aiugT T9ylTiI IJIIj
thfa own accdnnt and on account of:
his family. Mrs Ia ii.lai
daughter Of Mr.. and Mrs. j. Lon McGee'
s9eE fliis city and has always been re-
garded as an esssSsspt tsona;s n ofdan. Her
trefnds In Anderson give her iip With
irls,eii:: .a.sEsst :. ming ttsiti the
VIII bring this fins family back 10 4
ferson aS citizens. q
The Anderson daily intelligencer. [volume] (Anderson, S.C.) 1914-1915, 1914-04-01
OBsTACI IN
THE DUKE PLAN
FARMERS LIEN LAWS IN THE
SOUTH SUGGESTED AS A
POSSIBLE AslpIcAP
sINGLE-NA PER
Plan WIN Foreesis. is.iI Owners, ii
Is Claimed, 10 Ahansan tJse
of SSseA Paper

Charlotte, March BIZ sgessfs. sSuar,
w. Gratiier of Charlotte. Lewis w.
Parker of Greenville and j. w. Cannon
Of G9necfd are expected hacE from
New York the frat of this week where
they went on behalf OF the oTkaniaa=
Foa committee OF the Duke waYehouse-
ing plan to confer with National City
Bank oihcials and others regarding
financial details 10 be embodied IN the
pig corporation that is to undertake
the great task OF handling the surplus
cotton crop of the south. With the
return OF this committee from New
York tits expected that q second meet
Ing of the committee will be held az
which time the definite aud Esnai de-
tails OF the plan will be evolved tliii
announced. q &.
That there are to ijs obstacles m the
way Of the Duke plan has never been
questioned aud any idea that every
thing viii be plain and smooth sali-
Ing ahead would be mistake. Some
of the difficulties to heenccuntered are
embodied In the following 8rticle
which appeared In q recent issue OF
The New York Journal OF Commerce
which paper has given the salient Sea-
tures OF the plan Its hearty endorse
nlent
Some Obstacles Cited.
Although the plans advanced by
James B. Duke for the organization or
a S5,000.0 600 warehouse company IS
generally well received In local bank
ing and cotton circles, attention is
called TO the fact that the new enter.
prise VIII no doiiht ancnnnfar the sanna
difficulties that are Confronting exist
ably responsible for the troubles in the
matter OF financing cotton.
\ In the first place, il is pointed out
that In practically all of the southern
states there are farmers lien laws,
the operation OF which discouragas
bankers frcm advancing money 4 on
cotton. Under these laws q farmer
has q right OF attachment for money
owed to him on cotton, provided he
can 4, entity the staple An innocent,
holder Is not protected, and no matter
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how many hands 6 given fot oa cotton
mas passed through. kiie 7aIf;isE can & .5s
inert hie right 20 q Iieh uraar taa n. -
enc appropriate the niafehafihiks IN
spIae Of The soettiefn states there Is ti-
so what IL called 4 IshdISrdis lien
law, Sim mar 10 the feFmss's hes. 2
2 The. bank Il lalIiti q foam bn eUt<
ten Tered In sEarah psihe has no way
OF Knowing the orfgsh OF the! cotton,
and Il cannot protect itsel against
any psssible Hen that sBmt farmer
may be entitled 20. Il issfor fhis rea-
son that hankh, as a rule, ara exceed :
fngly careful and discriminating In
making loans on warehouse fecsfsts
for cotton and ordinarily will not adj
vance any fluids unless the iinaneIaf
fespcnsibility of the owner OF the eDt4
ton 10 beyond question.
euhdes the Duke pihn 81 As bro.
tgOsed lthSt the National City BehR
should act as truatee for the ware.
houss feeaipts isstled by the Bake
WareiIoHfs e5npanySythe baHR = ex+
changing the receipt for a certificate,
The bank is also to look after matglns:
II has been an abhneed TINT the City.
Bank Cotton certificates would be con-
kidered ss the very hest kind OF coflata
efal Tor loans, particularly inasnuch
;is. the Duke - reiloiisa VIII guarantees
lie Weight enc grat sie GOT ION Tor,
which 1t isstes 81 teeS 81 Iii soSpe
quarters tf1is is disputed, the argument
bping presented to the effect thai tile
sasmefH' lien laws would act as de-
terTent IN this ease as In all others.
Feature Not New. "a
The feature OF Dukes propnsitfpn
which Is principally commended Is
the proposal that the warehouse COM
pany guarantee the weight and gtade
Of cotton entrusted to its custody. Talis
q nut .altG tier new for the Standard
pfehouse Company operaffi BsEeTal
storage houses In South Carl lina lav-
ins forSyeafs done business inst i this
way. I. s.s4.,,s'', ~ - g
A commercial paper brolfSr, who
handles a large volume OF cotton
bills, said yesterday that a bank, in
making advances out garehouSs re-
ceipts, takes into consideration the
maker OF the note and the standing OF
The warehouse company issuing the
receipt and that Invariably the big cot
ton man, with large financial resources
Ias less trouble 10 borrowing money
than does the smali man, notwIth-
standing that each presents the same /
kind Of q warehousa receipt for the !
same quantity of cotton.
sIt,sWas pointed dsout by Is sbat yess
terday that one OF the objects lot tho
9uke-g glty Bank cotton ~ sarehouse plan
TO abandon the use Of single Aaiae pa
'~-s uuuUupIeEIy 10 force mIIIg gowuRT
per and substitute for itistotes se-
cured by warehouse receipts for cbt-
ton aper which is eligible for re-
discount under the federal reserve
ret. % - als. ~. 1.s $. a. ~ II
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iliialTls
8 ;itizens


b Capt. Dae y os tsie Anne
estllng himself the president Oi the
--;fanher of comma rec IL u anaat0
has sd "a fiesg senee He WAS
sifns littlG city. = party 0f ScAhdiaSSs
giaiih who had k7el 6nln3 b
cock fiRhss fea as tl1ae
slllssk= skalaE1e are Elzlvs 2s OF kiisse
seise bls 81 n y bpnclI, n ygfl (
iIn1lssp sph, flFld 3 81 theirs fEo efpect@
90 81 lis 8 rihssSe "a sllr4as of y q. come
essi Dl1els 3 flis best va
stsss pt 1ialise
the g - e A.. tha Il 8 ssils tss s, -
ssnShrE, ia beiflk bll kbe win 81
& alios Or (elpEibia s rs ono os
tDs husine less visitors e tii6 city yea
The Anderson daily intelligencer. [volume] (Anderson, S.C.) 1914-1915, 1914-04-01
PALMETTO RIFIEAEN
llicpE fllIlAV
glBV5 gsyg LIZ WUtggy
WITH FORTY GUARDS III
LINE COMPANY DRILLS
OFF sEksS MIN j
Annual Inspection Vill TaIzs
Place This Afternooa. Follow Il
ed BY 4 Drill g

w. wv. Moore, Adjutant sea,SPaI ana
Capt. Roacharli Of tHa 29tlli !; ;Afantlly.
VIII arEiya n ATiiersuEA aday for tho
plrp pose OF ipsestcti tins ss1. 81. Splifh
carolina National Guard. bet Z jloS Sph
locally as the PallHeft0, ri Ines iFeiifk s
no definite arrangemenf has 4 s
yet made e tes lia6 6Qd u ats lilsi
nspeetipn VIII tairas PLACE fiiI q * ~
linory sOIie time during the ~ .
thts event to be followed By dfsII
tonlght at which tins the .officers viii
z 1gsln g z. q Inspect the loca e6npany
been In AnderSo foi. the last few d M
y alpping the local fitles into silane.
The Anderson daily intelligencer. [volume] (Anderson, S.C.) 1914-1915, 1914-04-01
EN ENGLISH SIP hNVS.
AS TIN 81 r I III. j.
Ofheef Rrdssn S1Ss fhat Ilany
Are Being Elscsrosused
These fsisIlihs

4 = III Z
OIiicer John. f3foS0r5 j sila nestef Of
the, police force, called attention Ia
the fact that ahe English saafrows
have beea rnyorttng about 5tiA : i very
Strange manner lately. He siaaa soen
mary IS hssn Mt nj lit. slSfnfs d! etly'
,ltl ~ = z O ists pSiIsar5
Api =; Ene EIsUTu1161l u iSTT57s1e :
many u OF them have beeii found tsah5iS
on the streatH e Nj; Brown Skys "a
soifie sd bcf tiflotia ps1nlo Who 81 aeh
hear6 of 1t nay thar IL bird Ii As;s
~ lore Isuo 9lssgr Of som ethlnS tIiat il
going - fiRpreil
IND u Ispss siis spar
titase birds bf9ugIk to this country.
were Imported ~ & Eois = eis ID: hfa1Reif
=. -. al we're 6onsidsr quite
slight In faet, BIO NE tlS SSs3is they.
thollgltt tf thai III lels tfSt yjaitl, sall
come TO aim 4 elg0il Iii ll Elf k5 sssl;
8 sisii was posted on the Rel house
In the court house yard. q ~ Si1egef
lsartii one or these fittae birsa VIII he
made 70 pay iitA of So, They we're
sc1ilaisl slefctl very siiaeIul and fissfs
The spatr0Ws. have ID ..cdte. way Oh
snts egiing tip TO the mean Geseent
iiIilss ia the big sign on che ff0ils 0t
the Ftlbiic Utilities cofnpans Office
OF Ebid al its they e. d 81 ae 4
~ SglIFiil ~, tue s sSsNs ysf the sio
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Anderson !! |! ! | NAM HILL
~ ~ " q. u0g; q3ssyg1gEoglUGs =
SOUTH CAR dim MEDICAL
RlEN re FEET
DIX. SAND 5 GOING
SpIentlid Papers on the Program
For Msstfna Hell gril AZ,
is and &c 8
3 ;-ssz n u u II Jss.-si g > q I
DIR. SAM rs; s / 81 6 ING ii i 6

I One of the priicip il 5 Seakefs az the
5Sth annual meesiisg a. ttiA South
Carolina Medical AsS66ia in ses-
sion at Florence, April Is, Is, and i6,
Will be DR.. J.SO. Sanders ot Anderson
Dr. Saunders va read aofie of the prin-
clpalt apefs tosB heard at the e0nyeEi-
"a thors Of pa al II ~ on tad Tor
reaAiflg ana dfscussiun ire: a. i3.
Is sltoti,s IseGrand Query, r. w.
8. n. Harmon, T.. Al. Coward,
D. sisey HtsFs, j. Rey@'
looluLa6la: 4. SAND. cftstaes-:
itesas herr isatnh; H. n;
fs.sF
tlington Y s.s2 Il llilteEss gartais burg;
s.2ll. Ps!elIers etcia ! NJ PITT
tlS uTll tSS, 5os.
tphta 8I'ti l.sSll. St. % We Der
i;.,
Rollinss g: III. les, GREEN;
vile. ton = II. ftsFsiie
A: Neutf Abbap ite.
IliSsa son, lf i. or s6l,iiIiljia3
Is preSide ed 4: OF The Ea a8bciai ion. ftsai
vice preal ere q. Il. Miller, NJ D.
Rock q; D. ouEt3 1. ID. Eti ,sss;
fietd: "! HI Ter slf. ID. Cross Hill.
a.tle secEe eanti Fei 81 nj. a. Hines,
q ~ 49,
are Ii d. EIIi6tt, 81 HdaafofI R a;
QFIeB oE ssVil lls Z. tsi a 5eiiffaf, ~
AhbeYiI iIts e. 81 II dFB afaeliSiii
n. j Wal lseF Il le. III Il, IA
son OF Ben Iia ~ E Niiithllis
,Oe Col Is lilfl ass y. ff'faiefliiai 81
HatesUiirg The, aiand county as
.sociatioh has for rs TfeS fdeiil 8. 5, ,k.,
sllllsRaEds d. and sof its KecfetaSy.
..:-..x <if7Yfal
beard ot medical aifitn6rs e COM
gogad of the foitowffi nii ysieiSns. 81
lt " smang pres dent aiken A. e.:
Boxer seeret Columbia; Il. Is.:
Isollntain infiss j j. NJ ssdn, Cd
isiiib ibisSf John Lyon, GTeea wood = ). 4.
1'ayidt. Adams Run ! IL w PRESLEY.
Glover; A. M Tarail ilsEord Mullins.
South CnFal ihfE, = g Is iil2 miles fnrtit.
of chAf!eeio i 10 miles west 81 SsfII
lnllistlit Sc mics 81 Coi6inliia
and 2s4 niles south of Hiehmont.
The Anderson daily intelligencer. [volume] (Anderson, S.C.) 1914-1915, 1914-04-01
AlEM SCHEDULES SOON
HRIRE I.EIBlBlH !.
RUNNING TIRE OF CARS
TO BE CHANGED
SOON ANNOUNCED
coasids s;ioin Wsh ne
Given Chick spFinss .ana Other
ResoTfs
SOON ANNOUNCED

10 was underatedd i.i hderson yes
tecdsy that q number or changes are
shortly to BE mad6" In the Bthednles
ofcthe Riednbak 81 Northern line. eff
feeting almost thasentire division. This
Is for the SUMMER traffic and Ia also
daie to- she fact that the SaaboaFi will
make q nnmiieE oe e!.aasss In. its
schedule during the early part OF
April and for this reason Il will he
necessary that the Interurban alsi
change 10 preserve the connections al
different points.
y Although &c dBSnot definitely known
what day the changes will be effective.
1t Is understood that the revision viii
he made on or about the 1lth of next
month. Mr.. Allen Ia now working ON
the proposed changes and Will proba-
bly be In position 10 make afinounce-
ments, shortly.
In making mp the schedule for tho
summer months special consideration
VIII probably. be. given Chick Springs,
the Well known summer. resort be-
tween GreenViiie ana Snartanburg.
and WILLIAMSON, which has been made
famous by the mineral spring at that
place. Both of these resorts are tffsG
qpented by thousands OF people dur.
tns the summer and for their accom-
modal ttoh convenient schedules viii he
arranged by tho interurban. 6
Z The tnteflrban line %, Chick S;lsfhss;,
had not opened last summer, Sp;; II !.
ant cipntion OF n tcaYy btsiness this
season special prepa rations will pro-
bably he ihatle by the G., S. & Al.
handsofie lbflelt veneer dondt IS being
constructed MT the springs, and Tor
the purpose .nf parking cars on, s,ie-
clal ofcasioiis sl,;;'''s'. z viii be htiiit. ex-
fah1fn y siEnrI . tn 4i,1s,a i,ii4ai 81 sS sts,
As is generally ltnui$n d new hotel
y ntss@ III course. or construction nj.
gYhiak Sprst stgs aud when 6ompiateti
VIII bn one og < 'ie finest summer hotela
IN this state IS, .S s'.ss, \ &
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!. AgILIF1sfFyf3FrEEa !; eSUY1y 6,0r' (, .
oANNSga& q = RHsszH nlVasaEy l-1 = ~ = 80 -
ESE NEW wv
-----.-.- 4 e ~ 4
chesk Mist Be Presented VVisb
Peornpsness Of Payment Can
Rs Refused


other Side Of the new negotiable
anstrume tents law; passed BY the gem
-eral assembly aud nov In force is tnat
feature to the law heretofore nos pre-
payment can be refused. This issa nav
d check must be presented prom Stly or
eented to the people of Anderson:
Z, = M L, - WAS slls ssad by the general
assembly March and Is identicaIly
the saple In .seyetBl ST grpahs as
SINH Avs Ia :ot HI feS, While,
Ia - aiia " I'M 'iSsseFl =
iested IN the chah ofS the
law, havee been mRising Atls eEvSB
familiar with the prnYi
according to the neg tFu-
;tient law unless d check is t dted
s ss;s5 % sEuees Il. d i saboli TIIIiiS;
after its issue the drawer 4 leredl
OF liability : ne s.sssss.z4s nc
casinaed ny fafdineas. nh ID cone
.sidered very ifEpOftant. It Rilid that
So1aef a6ople have 4 iftb st q hoiiing
cheeks drawn III their fsIs6r, Tor q
coiiBide ekabie period and that tiiis pfalc4
ksce 81 vegYs h6tA erspaie. When checks
Iafe hold pacK the smauer or adjusting
bainfiees 1T the bank Is at times OF
some chn ekfn yisionB il or the
law Slot lef con- ito mites,
Epaasag 8. o. 8
S Three pays es Grace theliskeas z
ufslle tie Law the sr6e dstt b sif
ace, cor YepieIIee hiss b ZEN loiishetIi
and X neBDtlabI9 iffetruinent Is 5eebsiie
due ana payabl on tile dste specisiats
\ Az note payable at tle b6lii, IS AID a
y'sE iket s.isi to an
-
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and ifs Nas tliidzFsfood yesterday I'll q
the 6iiiteFs ~ a. -. e, e,
laef the iiispeetion today; Tllaf
'fieve tliat tlle nd efaor coInpans VIII
he able 10 compare fayorabfy iss
tl:ose Df tile feia asader SSf the tsi
AlsproKihetels D men viii h III
line wheh the iIlshecli9n begins fs,
and klleae Will be cEsninande ettfef
BIZ Capt. - Z recentiv4 cs, fsssil
nor that posltlGhs 81 sieslt j.. II ,zlso s 8
bridge EndeF the dlreesion of elsiisf
of tlleee gen Iesfan, AilaefsOD people
VIII expect the local nsn to do
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tis sftds idea raslrosd aisx st,t,s
l1lesa 2EsLl. liis6 AZ SsEktar pssilt slliiia-
teTy. q ~ sfai &. ~ los IIss
ellsfe6 81 Ne Afas0nic fftSe :. i5s sf
1,olI Efs ela 81 iiselI ~ Il ~
iiareoai being tbe s fst sip "a eiti
ef les aiyerafls SO 4 kiils
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~ siEFcli 81 III IsIs9 ~
s5fis filed ~ rSlir0at eiltnina siii 4
= aslcee 70 illds.ftfia1
as slfap del 90 BY the inter-
stalls com aixlee tosslIkissiot ftHfii
gnlse 90 WITH the exception o. zilos &
& 5afgecslhg 4lie pnitee States steel cor.
f,ara ion sad otsies itoh Eiid
cctS3ofati icIs eae petiss, a:
stand
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stlauIe Ga March So. +.
Slraszts 4 iOcel ban5em weight hoxer.
tcslteht Naa taken % 4 hospital IA S
1DE3z.ssl chsld tllk1 81 Aha and ~ i,Ss
ten ao,lhd BON hero with John 4 osS
Of Eey soF S
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,ges Ie made his hothe sa Z; rec 3 4 8
asa.l s.llss te.zs.9 ssl sisssssIB
taAtll tgas due to hesr failure.
number 81 81 ia SshnFit nefS q
aie MAIDS mp tho Dnfty eaanina Is an
1gf3Q4s faIs the fsiIierS1 an 8 d .ss
risr1ed ftofhtoh g. "a
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.Kk II U'eEQA

nc bniiy oE j ! " 10 beSts. Niio died
~ 1iackebnfs Sniidky. was hrobgsst
g Anderson xeetes day morning st s.;
1clecii tho pastY arfESing hers on
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~ H S al thss1 Se6eISss ss6sch 81
sseaaa - pedda ssslgy ct ,sS
KEEP them
tying hard sd sen yoa Il k,a t,ers s @
sgsseslan aSsrrs fhius
tAsS or I,.av - 49,.
inVesE sAna bull OUR own Cbh1stsEk 81
1Is daes ~ y 11s fss
ggss We nay u per ceba. inter est on savings
I 81 MAKE kl1K lsank yg1uR hanks sSs g.a
$
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E.lEg
::

kseSE Teois Piacs Is
ass
The Newport plain talk. (Newport, Tenn.) 1909-1939, 1914-02-12
The Maqic JaveIin.

Take a medium sized sewing needle
with very sharp point (Which most
needles have). Take up a position
about three feet away from piece of
soft wood hung on door and. hold
ing the needle between your finger and
thumb, endeavor. strongly launching
it. to throw it, point forward. into the
wood. No matter what your skill and
perseverance. you will not succeed.
Now pass through the eye of the
needle simple bit of thread. and you
will be successful in the feat without
the slightest difficulty. The little light
make weight" that you have added
to your impromptu javelin transforms
1t into veritable arrow and causes
the point, given the impulsion, to strike
the object aimed at and Ito stick"
This result. from such small means,
will strike the spectators with aston
lshment. having first shown the impos.
sibility Of aiming a naked needle. and
will elicit their compliments In cele
bration of your wondrous skill.-Mag
fcal Experiments.
The Newport plain talk. (Newport, Tenn.) 1909-1939, 1914-02-12
LEARN WHAT THE EARTH IS
Here 10 the Proper Definition Fresh
From the Pen OF
Humorist.

The earth is ball, so situated In a
region called space as to get the full
benefit of the sun on bright days and
of the moon on romantic nights. 1t
is somewhat larger than a baseball,
but not SO important. 1t is not so large
as fixed star, but is much closer and
of a much pleasanter climate. 1t is
not SO flashy as a charity ball, but
much more efficient.
1t has two poles of which we are
certain, because they are vouched for
by explorers; a center of which we
are not certain because 1t is vouched
for merely by scientists; an equator
and an axis which are imaginary;
Christian Scientists, which are mag
NATIVE; and mathematician, which
are unimaginative. 1t Is inhabited
by people, husbands and other in
sects, animalculae and bacteria. 1t
is connected with the rest of space by
sound waves, light waves, wireless ap-
paratus with instruments at the send
ing end only, telescopes and prayers.
1t has recently endeavored to exagger.
ate its ego by the use of aeroplanes.
The earth is highly recommended
as both a summer and a winter resort
for well-to-do persons. Favorable
terms to desirable parties.-Pulitzer'
Magazine.
The Newport plain talk. (Newport, Tenn.) 1909-1939, 1914-02-12
TYPES THAT ARE SIMILAR
Stupid or Thoushtless Man May Well
Be Actuated by the Same
Principle.

There are some men formed with
feelings so blunt, with tempers so
cold and phlegmatic, that they can
hardly be said to be awake during the
whole course of their lives. Upon
such persons the most striking OBJ
jects make faint and obscure i'm
preston.
There are others so continually in
the agitation of gross and merely
sensual pleasures, or so occupied in
the low drudgery of avarice, or so
heated in the chase of honors and
distinction, that their minds, which
had been used continually to the
storms of these violent and tempest
uous passions, can hardly be put in
motion by the delicate and refined
play of the imagination.
These men, though, from different
cause, become as stupid and insensi-
BILE as the former, but whenever eth
er of these happen to be struck with
any natural elegance or greatness, or
with these qualities in any work Of
art, they are moved upon the same
principle.-Edmund Burke.
The Newport plain talk. (Newport, Tenn.) 1909-1939, 1914-02-12

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