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Rock Island Argus. (Rock Island, Ill.) 1893-1920, 1914-03-06

New York, March 5.-Mrs. Louis
Rosenberg and Mrs. Harry Horowitz.
wives of two of the gunner who are
under sentence of death for the muir
der of Herman Rosenthal, still hope
their husbands will be saved by a par
don from Governor Glynn.
1.-The boys have nothing on Becker
and il they had they would give him
up just as quick as look at him." said
Mrs. Rosenberg, wife of Lefty Louie.
Harry WALTON is the man who killed
Herman Rosenthal.
IF there is any justice in the world
the governor will save the boys from
the electric chair and in six months
the people of New York will see the
real murderer of Rosenthal in the
death house where my poor husband
is now" she continued.
There is a lot of talk about what
the gunner could do to Becker IL they
squealed and that Becker is afraid they
might confess to everything they
know. But anybody who believes it is
ignorant OF the whole situation.
Not one of the four men knows
enough TO save Becker's life or harm
him if they wanted to. They never
knew the policeman. and they certain
Iy could not swear to things that they
know nothing about"
"In the first place, the boys were
picked for goats. and they were
painted so black in the eyes of the
public that everybody began shout
ing for their lives. Then they went
before a jury and got a quick shift
up the river.
The court of appeals says Becker
did not have a fair trial. He was on
trial alone. The jury was out many
hours and they brought in a verdict
of guilty. When the boys were tried
they were put before the court all
together There was no Individual
ity and the verdict was reached only
after a few minutes elaboration.
Then. too. IL was claimed that
they were hired by Becker to do the
murder. Now the court OF appeals
holds that rascals like Luban testi-
fed against Becker. The same kind
of people were witnesses against my
husband and the other boys"
Rock Island Argus. (Rock Island, Ill.) 1893-1920, 1914-03-06
and relatives in Rock Island and Mo-
line from Thursday till Saturday.
CARBON CLIFF

Mrs. Revoe ]. Phelps of Davenport
visited Monday with her parents, Mr..
and Mrs. Nicholas Krambeck.
Albert Weitz of Annawan, ILL.,, visit
ed the latter part of the week with
Louis Weitz enroute for Stockdale
with carload of goods. Mr.. Weitz has
been for many years the operator of
the C. r. l. C P. depot at Annawan.
He expects to make Stockdale his
home.
Mrs. William c. Orr spent Friday
with her parents, Mr.. and Mrs. Fred
Peterson at East Moline.
Mr.. and Mrs. Toney Hencheon Wis
tied Sunday with the latter's parents,
MIR. and Mrs. John Belowski and FAM
lily at Moline.
Mr. and Mrs. Bert Roseman were
this weeks business callers at the
tri-cities.
Mrs. George Kendall of Silvis spent
Monday at the homes of her two sons.
Edward and Fred Kendall.
Frank Bay of Moline visited at the
home of his sister, Mrs. John Hol-
land Sunday.
Mr.. and Mrs. Nels Hanson are re-
joicing over the arrival of a baby
girl.
Miss Alma Swagler, teacher of the
Rock Island Argus. (Rock Island, Ill.) 1893-1920, 1914-03-06
ANDALUSIA

r. E. Reede, who has been sick the
past four weeks, is still confined to
his bed.
Rev. L. E. Ellison will preach tenn
perance sermons at both services Sun
day, March 10. There will also be
special music.
Mr.. and Mrs. s. Ruby, who spent
the winter In Sears with their aAugh-
ter, have returned to their home
here.
G. w. Britton visited Tuesday and
Wednesday with relatives here.
Mrs. Sam Good and family have
gone to their new home near Ottum-
wa, Iowa.
Mr.. and Mrs. Frank Walker of Dav.
export came Tuesday TO spend sew
eral days at the home of Mr.. Walkers
sister. Mrs. r. G. Thompson.
Rev. d. II. McGiliivary, the Baptist
state missionary. preached here Sun
day. Monday and Tuesday and return
ed to his home at Mscomb Wednes-
day.
Joseph Simmons and family have
moved to a farm near Tdgington.
The remains of the late Thomas
Bopes were laid to rest Tuesday in
the Andalusia cemetery.
Louis Burmeister and family have
moved into the village.
drs. Charles Huntley visited friends
Rock Island Argus. (Rock Island, Ill.) 1893-1920, 1914-03-06
U. S. AUTHORITIES
MUST ENFORCE II
State Game Department VIII
Not Be Active in Prohlplt-
ing Spring Shooting.
UPHOLD RIVER REGULATION
Rock island County Sportsmen '"''''
ed to Take Turn at DUCKS '"s
Spring as Usual.

There is a disposition among hocA
island county sportsmen to demahu "
no shown in regard to the ENFORCE
,nant of the federal law known as
the Weeks-McLean act DronioiNns my
shooting of migratory bros III III.
snring. Many of them have expresseo
an intention to hunt ducks ana o'hei
birds as in the past, despite tne lac'
that the law expressly prohioits this
and oninions of a number OF lawyers
have been given that the act VIII DC
sustained If the matter IS ever Iahen
to the United States supreme court
Enforcement of the law Will be leIt
tn the federal authorities. The ILLINOIS
game department is showing a dispo
sitiop to cooperate, especially IN Keep
ing the Mississippi river open TOT mi
grafton of fowl both spring ana 1aii'
but deputy game wardens have not re-
ceiyed instructions to proceed with the
prosecution, of those found hunting IN
the SPRING The Illinois law declares
all wild game is state property ana
nothing in the statutes PROMPTS
spring shooting.
SOCi6Sy SoS6
However. the Fish and Game Con-
seryation society of Illinois is taxing
a strong stand for the observance OF
the federal law and it is pointed out
in the February bulletin gotten OUT
by that organization that trouble Is
likely to result for the hunters who
disregard it. Writers in the bulletin
ing made by keepers of hunting re-
sorts who, of course, are hard nit.
Real sportsmen, it is said, see the
necessity of stopping shooting in the
spring in order to give the migratory
birds a chance to mate and travel
back to their breeding grounds in the
north undisturbed. There are few
sportsmen it is claimed, who object to
the prohibition of spring shooting.
Some claim the keeping of the Mis-
sissippi open at all times of the year
amounts TO a discrimination against
those living on that stream, but there
is difference of opinion even here
Few Killed Here in Fall.
1t is well known fact that prac-
in this part of the state is to be had
in the spring, largely because ducks
in their eagerness to get to their
breeding grounds follow closely upon
the heels of winter and are frequently
caught in the violent storms of spring
and are buffeted and beaten till driven
within range of the waiting guns. In
the fall they travel more leisurely and
choose the routes where there is less
danger.
While there will be many violations.
no doubt, OF the law against spring
shooting they are likely TO be con-
fined mostly to the less noted shoot
ing grounds which are not likely to
b. visited by deputies from the United
States marshals Office. Those who
are caught breaking a federal law may
be certain OF being compelled to pay
dearly for their sport.
Rock Island Argus. (Rock Island, Ill.) 1893-1920, 1914-03-06

Miss Martha weitz of Rock islane
Gribbin. visited Saturday ana Sunua'
with Moline friends.
Bluff school and living with MIS-. hsu
spent Sunday at the home Oh Nc
father, Louis Weitz. -
Miss Mildred Beck and Df. o'a'
Beek of Rock Island were enter'a'r
ed at the home of Mrs. +. o'ionh'A
Friday. -.
Mrs. Steven Milton returned h0ns
from East Moline Monday n.'ns
spent a few days at the nome q ~
daughter, Mrs. s. Adams, at Esss nv
line. ..,
Lewis Pinkerton and August
Schleuter were business maiien -
Watertown Monday.
Mrs. Lewis Schultz and dausnl.s
Minnie and Bertha, we're Moline 'isis
ors the latter part of the week, ,,...
Mr.. and Mrs. F. Kendall ana NV.
son. Clarence, spent Tuesday i;tn ~
latter's sister. Mrs. Maggie Adams' y
East Moline. -. ,rs
MIR. and Mrs. Ernest Denhardt az
the parents of baby girl, porn f'1
81. no,a
Louis Weitz and daughter, ~
thea, Mr.. and Mrs. Lewis sickis "a
Mrs. C. Burkholder were wees
visitors in the tri-cities.
Mrs. G.. F. Holland spent sac. -.
and Sunday with her sister, Miss r
rie M. Lambert at Milan ia
Miss Mabel Peterson OIL nAs ,,s
line visited several days at tne wv
of her sister, Mrs. William UTE
Rock Island Argus. (Rock Island, Ill.) 1893-1920, 1914-03-06
MEAT INJURIOUS
TO THE KIDNEYS
Take a Tablespoonful of Salts
if Back Hurts or Bladder
Bothers.

We are a nation of meat eaters and
our blood is filled with uric acid, says
a well known authority, who warns us
to be constantly on guard against kid
ney trouble.
The kidneys do their utmost to free
the blood of this irritating acid, but
become weak from the overwork; they
get sluggish; the eliminative tissues
clog and thus the waste is retained
in the blood to poison the entire sys-
tenn.
When your kidneys ache and feel
like Jumps OF lead. and you have sting
ing pains in the back or the urine is
cloudy, full of sediment, or the blad-
der is irritable. obliging you to seek
relief during the night; when you
have severe headaches, nervous and
dizzy spells. sleeplessness. acid stom-
ach or rheumatism in bad weather,
get from your pharmacist about four
ounces of Jad Salts; take a table
spoonful in a glass of water before
breakfast each morning and in few
days your kidneys will act fine. This
famous salts is made from the acid
of grapes and lemon juice, combined
with lithia. and has been used for gen.
erations to flush and stimulate clogg-
ed kidneys. to neutralie the acids in
urine so IL is no longer a source of
irritation, thus ending urinary and
bladder disorders.
Jad Salts is inexpensive and cannot
injure: makes a delightful efferves-
cent Whitewater drink, and nobody
can make a mistake by taking a little
occasionally to keep the kidneys clean
and active.-(Adv.)
Rock Island Argus. (Rock Island, Ill.) 1893-1920, 1914-03-06

Hard Cuck Cause Of Temptation
Claiming that he had never taken .
drink in his life and that only tenn
porary weakness when hungry was re-
sponsfble for his fall. William T. Per
~, a youth OF 20 years. apprehended
Rock Island Argus. (Rock Island, Ill.) 1893-1920, 1914-03-06
Infiammatory rheumatism Quickly
Relieved.

Morton l. Hill OF Lebanon. Ind,
Gays: NY wife mad infammatory
rheumatism in every muscle and
Joint: her suffering was terrible and
her body and face were swollen al
most beyond recognition: had been
In bed for six weeks and had eight
physicians. but received no benefit
until she tried DR.. Detchon's Relief
Tor Rheumatism. II gave immediate
relief and she was able TO walk In
three days. ] am sure IT saved her
life" Sold by Otto Grotjan. 1901 Sec
ond avenue. Rock Island. and Gus.
schlegel & Son. 229 Second street.
payanDarL-lAdv.)
Rock Island Argus. (Rock Island, Ill.) 1893-1920, 1914-03-06

TWO Marriages by Masistrate.-Two
marriages we're performed Wednesday
Hugo L. willikens. an auctfoneer OF
Davenport. was united in marriage
with Miss Ella Keeling at the office
in the city hall. This was followed by
a trip to Eldridge where the masis-
trate oficiated at the marriage OF Miss
Leona Wiese, Eldridge r. r. No. 1,
daughter of Mr.. and Mrs. Peter Wiese,
to Charles c. Krambeck. Davenport
r r. No. 1.
Rock Island Argus. (Rock Island, Ill.) 1893-1920, 1914-03-06
FOSTER

Mrs. D. A. Kleist spent from Sat
urday till Tuesday in Muscatine with
her brother. J. E. Drugg, who under
went a serious operation six weeks
ago. Mr.. Drugg has so far recovered
BoletiÌn mercantil de Puerto Rico. (San Juan, P.R.) 18??-1918, 1914-06-11

NO Sc de ning1n espanol que !haya
aslstldo al Congreso de Hamburgo. Sa-
bios doctores han expuesto Ell este Con
greso como los hombres que viven en- las
| cercan1as de cascadas 8 de torrentes Y
| cerca del mar 8 de los bosques. enyueI-
tos Ell ell rumor de las aguas de los
vlentos, hablan con una voz alta entona-
da segun estos rumores, que ellos tie
nen que veneer para hacerse OR. Los
operarlos de ciertas industrias acos-
tumbrados hablar entire ell ruido de las
maquinas, poseen tambien un tipo de
voz mas alto que ell ordinario; pero ipor
que gr1tan tanto los espanoles? iPor
que tenemos todos, los del llano los de
la montana, una voz tan desabrida tan
fuerte, tan descompasada En- Europa.
la voz espanola constituye una excep-
clon que choca terriblemente. Hay mn
chachas las que queremos decirles una
galanterla Y que Sc aSustan de la voZ
con que Sc la decimOs Muchas veces en-
Ell cafe en- cualquier otro lugar publ
co, dos 0 tres espanoles nos aterramos
Gle nuestra propla vOZ al darnos cuenta
de que todo el mundo nos oye. Sc suele
Greer que nos disputamos, cuando esta-
mos, senclllamente, cOntandonos cuen-
tos los unos los otros.
acknowledgements, en- Espana nos So
bran motives para habar con una voz
aspera y descompuesta Las contrarie-
dades de la vida nos irritan los nervos
y nos alteran la voz EN- la mayoria de
los casos Debe haber otros muchos ca
sos, sin embargo, de gentes que hablan
asperamente sin motives especificoS min
guno, NADIA mas que por haberse forma-
do al son de yoces asperas y desagrada-
bles. Luego, oyendO la propia voz es-
tas gentes adaptan insensibIemente su
caracter ella.
he aqui por donde surge un nuey0
elemento para atenuar nueStra violen-
cia nacionaI la cultura fonetica. No
todo ha de ser cultura filos0fca Esto
de la cultura fonetica no sera radical.
no sera decisive pero es muy importan-
te y mny factible Al cabo de algunos
amos de cultura fon6tica, nuestras eos
tumbres Sc habrian dulcificado conside-
rablemente Sc producirlan poquisimas
cuestiones personales Tai vez Sc su-
primiesen las corridas de toros
Julio GAMBIA.
BoletiÌn mercantil de Puerto Rico. (San Juan, P.R.) 18??-1918, 1914-06-11
Cronica de Berlin
LA CULTURA FONETICA.

En- Hamburgo Sc ha celebrado estos
dlas un Congreso de fonetica Tratase
de educar la voz humana, no para can
tar, slno para hablar Que Sc liable
agradable, ritmica, mel6dicamente. Cla-
ro que, para hablar asi ell aleman. serfa
necesariO anadirle una enormidad de vo-
wales. va Federico ell Grande sc habfa
pteocupado del asunto, hasta quiso
lamar un decreto disponiendo que Sc lie
colocara cada verbo una vocal en- la
punta. La cosa no cuaj0 entonces
6Cuajara al1ora?
EstO de la cultura fonetica es mucho
mas lmportante Gle 10 que parece. Una
hermosa voz puede llevarle uno to-
das partes y entire elias, al Parlamento
Encanta d las mujeres, domina los
hombreS, le proporciona uno 6Xito en-
el amor Ell los negocios en- la politica
y lie convierte Ell elgallito de la tertulia
cuando no en- el del Congreso en- ell del
SenadO De un gran hombre publico es-
panOl, cuyo apellido terminaba Ell ON
decia un amigo milo, que lie debfa toda
su carrera al on Y la voz: una voz So
nora y formidable de tribune.
Que hubiera tenido un apellido aca-
bado en I'm '-eXplicama mi amigo
y una de csas voces ahautadas, ridicu-
las, que tienen algunos. Cuando Sc
anunclara Ell los mitineS que Ell senor
Fulanin iba a hacer uso de la palabra,
este no produciria emoci6n alguna.
'iQui6n sera csc Fulanin?", Sc pregun-
taria la gente. Luego ell senior F'ulanin
comenzaria hablar con su voz lamen-
table,. Tn desastre En- cambio al
anuncio del senor Fulan6n. iqu6 audi
tono no Sc eStremece un POGO? Con un
nombre acabado "on" y una voz tan
apocaliptica cuaS uiera de nosotros hui
biera llegado tamben la presidencia
de la RepubIica.
Mas que pOr 10 que Sc dice Sc conven-
ce muchas veces por la voz con que clio
Sc dice " Abstraction hecha de todo con
tenid0 intellectual l-ha manifeStado mO
de los congresstas de HamburgO-, la
voz ocupa uno de los primeros lugares
entire los Instruments de Influenza psi
Quica PerO este eS llnicamente un as
pecto de la fonetica La voz humana,
no solo constituye un medic exquisite
de las emociones, sino que, su vez po-
see la facultad de suscitar aquellas mis-
mas emociones que la han modulado,
que han dado su matiz especial As1,
un chico ante Ell cual Sc liable habitual-
mente con una voz aspera 0 viOlenta,
ademaS de adQuirir el mismo un tono
aSpero violento de voz. llegara tener
un caracter igualmente aspero violen-
to. FL tipo emotional de su voz intiui-
ra sobre 6l tanto como sobre las perso-
mas que le oigan.
Esto demuestra la importancia de la
cultura fonetica y justifica la propo-
sici6n de la senorita Hoffman al pedir
para ciertos establecimientos docentes
que de ahora Ell adelante, la Fonetica
experimental figure entire las materias
de ensenanza obligatoria.
BoletiÌn mercantil de Puerto Rico. (San Juan, P.R.) 18??-1918, 1914-06-11

Dara principle ell dia 13 del actual 4
las tres cuarto Gle la noche
Todos los dias Sc expcndra su d. NJ
Rosario, Letania cantada, Ejercicio del
dia, canticos. platica y reserva.
Todos los cantlcos estan a cargo de
las dignas senoras y senoritas de esta
feIigresia
La predicacion la llevaran q cabo I'm
Redo. ?. de la Compania de Jesus. el
auXiliar de la Parroquia Pbro. don
Joaquin Palacios Garcia Ell dfa 10.
vlernes. a las 7 y media misa de comu-
MON general armonizada.
La fiesta del Coraz6n de JESUS Sc efec
tuard e domingo p. Habra misa So
lemne toda orquesta con Sermon 4 las
9 de la ma1ana. Por la noche. vista de
altares solemne, con el Santfsimo.
Dado la grande animaci6n del Apos
tolado de la Oraci6n y demas devotos
del Sagrado Coraz6n de JESUS, prone
ten estar muy animadas estas fiestas re-
ligiosas que 81 en- todos los tiempos han
sido el entusiasmo de todos los feles.
maxine en- los tiempos actuales que en-
todas las formas Sc le va rindiendo cul
to a ese Coraz0n Divine
La presidencia del Apostolado, Celia
doras y todos los socios, tienen ell honor
de invitar a todos los buenos cat6licos
que contribuyan honrar con todo en-
tusaSmo al Coraz6n de Jesus
Modesto G. Vda de QUINONES.
Presidenta
Rafael FUNTANE.
Presbftero.
BoletiÌn mercantil de Puerto Rico. (San Juan, P.R.) 18??-1918, 1914-06-11
A A|OsSuscTiptOTesyAqen

Para la buena marcha de esta admi-
distraction no admitimos ATLAS de
uscripciones 4 este diario sino desde
Il primero de cada mes. Las BAJAS
e avisardn los dias 30 . 81, advir-
i6ndose que las que dieron con pos
erioridad no Sc tomaran en- cuenta nj
urtiran efecto en- la contabilidad hasta
Il dia 1ltimo del mes siguiente al EN-
rante. TsA
BoletiÌn mercantil de Puerto Rico. (San Juan, P.R.) 18??-1918, 1914-06-11
LA ABEJA DOMESTICA.
Su crla Y productos.

Obra de gran utilidad para la cria
de la Abeja y la industria de miel y
cera.
A $135 con franqueo
BoletiÌn mercantil de Puerto Rico. (San Juan, P.R.) 18??-1918, 1914-06-11
Novenario solenne

EN- HONOR AL SAGRADO CORA
ZON DE JESUS EN- LA IGLESIA
PARROQUIAL CONVENTIAL DE
SAN MATEO APOSTOL DE SAN
TlIRCE
The Topeka state journal. [volume] (Topeka, Kansas) 1892-1980, 1914-08-17
QUAKER MEDIrAT1oNs.

Iron the Philadelphia Record.1
Don't envy the ice man. He gets
as hot as anybody else.
Even the high flyer has to come
down when it comes to footing the
bills.
The people who give you a roast one
day may hand you a cold cut the next.
There is nothing like q summer
vacation to make q man appreciate
his home
The fellow who has his nose down
to the gfindetone seldom acquires any
polish. -
There is no reason why even the
grocer shouldn't realize that honest
tea is the best policy.
Even in summer it is just as well
to remember that hot words do not
make warm friends.
Hoax-'The fellows who work in a
brewery drink all the beer they want"
Joax-'I should think the boss would
have his hands full" ,...s.,
Blobbs-"Why have you never mar
ried ?" Slobbs-"Because I was dis
appointed in love. 1 advertised for q
girl with a million dollars, and never
got q single reply"
''Who was Noah ?" asked the Sunday
school teacher. Noah was de foist
guy who knowed enough to come in
out o. de rain,' replied the kid at the
foot Of the class.
The Topeka state journal. [volume] (Topeka, Kansas) 1892-1980, 1914-08-17
Globe Sights
HY THE ATCH1eoN oJonn.

Your sins and your wife will find
you out.
1t often happens that Steve in SO
silly you can: get him.
Your alibi doesn't seem as plausible
to the rest of the world as it does to
you.
As q rule. ar election contest pays
the poorest wages for the work in
volved.
The fairy tales aren't such a Joke on
children: older people believe another
variety.
Some men have a faculty Of making
the little job they hold seem terribly
important.
An overly Jealous woman feels un-
easy every time her husband gets alb
sent minded.
ITO make a long story short" q man
said today. and then he talked another
hour.
Alb Adkins 10 opposed to monopoly,
having had a monopoly ON work in his
family for several years.
Every man believes he can control
his wtfe's vote and most OF them have
the situation sized up correctly.
While there may be no cure for the
tobacco habit, the doctors orders APP
proach the nearest to that standing.
And the girls who Show Through
are 80 numerous that 1t must be diff
cult to make musical comedy pay
dividends.
It il generally agreed that the
breakfast food manufacturers owe the
cow q vote OF thanks and other tokens
| of esteem.
At some time in his life nearly every
man promises particularly well, but
something nearly always happens that
ruins him.
| It IL hard for = boy who wants to
follow in the footsteps OF Christy
Mathewson to understand why he
i should take music leasons
The Topeka state journal. [volume] (Topeka, Kansas) 1892-1980, 1914-08-17
Jayhawker lots

AZ the Edmond New Leaf explains:
The poor mans joy ride Is by trolley.
The fellow who wears a smile these
hot days will do to tie to, advises the
Agra Sentinel.
What a nice companion a ny makes,
suggests the Sedgwick Paragraph.
after you have had experience with a
mosquito.
The <.tchison Globe quotes q man,
who requested that his name be omit
ted. rs observing: Never count your
chickens when your wife is around.
Local fashion note, in the Olathe
Register: The young lady at the pic
ture show Tuesday night didn't have
a chemise on-she wore one Of the
new basques-1s70 style.
Dog days are here. observes the
Route reporter of the Lyons Re-
publican. but they are going dog
oned'' fast. and it will soon be time to
get overcoats out Of pawn.
The worst feature abo.t the bar
barous war in Europe. to the Barber
County Index, is that the men who are
responsible for the wholesale murders
do not help to fight the battles.
An Independence preacher gave his
congregation a vacation, and went to
Colorado. The congregation then re-
turned the kindly act and added a
ing his absence. Independence con-
gregations and pastors are learning
the value of treating each other like
real foiks.-Neodesha Register
AS an evidence of the educating
qualities Of the popular postcard, a
young man with eight summers to his
credit. relates the Holton Recorder,
while riding through the Black Can
yon in Colorado the other day, after
gazing up from the dark gorge to the
sunlit submits Of the cliffs, seriously
remarked to his mother: ut looks
just like a postcard"
Judge Gundy Of Atchison tells this
lawyer story. according to the Troy
Chief: An Irish lawyer was attorney
for a man charged with murder Ad-
dressing the Judge. the attorney said:
Your honor. shall first absolutely
prove to the Jury that the prisoner
could not have committed the crime
with which he is charged. If that
does not convince the jury, 1 shall
show that he was insane when he
committed It. If that fails. shall
prove an alibi.''
The Topeka state journal. [volume] (Topeka, Kansas) 1892-1980, 1914-08-17

EFro-n the chicago New&1
Too much corn juice makes . mans
voice husky. -
Luck IL the fool man who manages
to get q sensible wife.
Real estate dealers wax fat at the
expense Of men who want the earth.
Time waits for no man, but men
waste q lot of time waiting for women.
The moth hasn't much use for q
man who possesses only one suit Of
clotheA
Many an impressionable man falls
In love with work OF art and mar
rieS It.
When = man gets into trouble he
finds that hts friends are always lib-
erAk-Wtth advice.
Usually after marrying nm angel .
man kicks himself because he didn't
marry . cook.
Every time . wfdower looks twice 1t
. woman the gossipa have something
to interest them.
II always worries . woman when
she starts ON = whit Il she IL unable to
remember something she has tpreot-
ten.