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The Washington times. [volume] (Washington [D.C.]) 1902-1939, 1914-08-03
BACHELOR QUARTERS.

I'VE been keeping bachelor quarters
now for over a week Mary's hav-
ing a splendid time at Manners Lake.
Now. although I've frequently re-
Sected that marriage to me has been an
immense disillusionment. and that out
side of a certain pride and tranquil af-
lection I do not love Mary as a man
should love the one woman in the
world, it's odd how I miss her. To be
sure I've gotten my own breakfast ever
since I was married, so It makes very
little difference TO get it now, but l
don't like eating at little restaurant
in town at night and then tramping
home TO a lonely house and lonely
smoke.
Oakland mother are off on their usual
trip. Otherwise, / should have packed
up my buds and gone home for the
weeks Mary is enjoying herself at the
lake.
Now Mary complained a great deal OF
the heat when she was skillfully ma
neuvering for the summer at the lake,
but | doubt II there's a cooler place
anywhere than our little piazza when
the nights grown quiet. Still. ms lone
~. The crickets and night insects keep
Up q pretty, plaintive chorus.
A Dreary Place.
And how l do hate to make my bed.
For a while 1 made it every night.
Now 1 sleep in each bed in turn and
make 'em up at the end in a bunch.
This way I'm three beds ahead and
don't have to worry so much.
I'm beginning to think I'm a notionaI
fool full of moods. I've grown cynical
about marriage, yet here I'm wishing
Mary was home and thinking what a
dreary sort of place home is without
her.
was thinking all this sort of lone
come stun one night over a melan-
choIy pipe and picturtng Mary out on
a moonlit lake with a jolly crowd having
a wonderful time while / was listening
10 an inspired orchestra of mosquitoes
tuning up for the nights work when
the telephone rang. ! sighed and went
= g answer.
The Washington times. [volume] (Washington [D.C.]) 1902-1939, 1914-08-03
Secrets of Health and Happiness
| How to Give First AID
In a Case Of Sunstroke
By DR.. LEONARD KEENE HIRsHBEl
|. B., NJ. A., N. D. Uohns Hopkins)


The bow that's always bent will quickly break
But it unstrung twill serve you at your need.
let the mind relaxation take
To back 70 its task with fresher heed
YOU bar recreation from workaway ife you toll
by day NOPE at eve. lie sIeepless and agiow all
! night dull melancholy will be but OF the pay
ments wise nature will exact from you
At the heels hyper -sensitveness and Supplying
gloom will come huge infectious troop Of pale diste
pers and foes Of life midsummer even sunstroke may
be your costly punishment
sunstroka like any sudden accident to Tissues ef
Sect. terrific and cataciysnic In living tex
tiles Blood and serum oose from their hose-like
channels into nearby grounds Of human fabric Tissue
,c. nav ..ue forth in unwonted OTIS and hemorrhas
md
The Washington times. [volume] (Washington [D.C.]) 1902-1939, 1914-08-03

A great trouble with gettir- into
the swim" Is that one Is so very apt
to get in beyond ones depth.-Desert
News.
The Washington times. [volume] (Washington [D.C.]) 1902-1939, 1914-08-03

JUDGE ALLEN B. ENDICoTT Is
discouraged. More than that
Judge Endicott is worried-wor-
ried almost to death. He doesn't
see what the world is coming to. or
who Is going to grab 1t by the scruff
Of the neck and pull II back into us
proper place in the universe. All on
account of women.
This decade will be known as the
decade Of woman's folly" says Judge
Erdicott Men are steadily going up
in the moral plane; graft and the
evils OF ten years ago are disappear
ing-but the women are not keeping
mace with the men.
AN over the world men are giving
I'm the habit of drinking. A man
can't drink too much and hold MS
lob. Women are beginning t. drink.
.coen are giving up smoking. They're
=. NJ cOrnoratiOn will employ a
The Washington times. [volume] (Washington [D.C.]) 1902-1939, 1914-08-03
Picked Gooseberries.

Top, tail. and wash thoroughly three
and a half pounds of green sooseber-
ries, place in a preserving pan. and
two pounds OF Demerara sugar. half
pint of vinegar. and an ounce each
OF ground cloves and cinnamon tied up
in a muslin bag. Simmer gently for
two and a half hours. remove the spice
bag, and press into small jars. Cover
down closely and store in a cool, dry
,,la
The Washington times. [volume] (Washington [D.C.]) 1902-1939, 1914-08-03

Many a man who has sense enough
to como In out of the rain has allowed
himself to be soaked.-Commercial-
Appeal
The Washington times. [volume] (Washington [D.C.]) 1902-1939, 1914-08-03
Hits From Sharp Wits.

your wife's birthday, but not to 70
member how old she is-Macon News.
The Washington times. [volume] (Washington [D.C.]) 1902-1939, 1914-08-03

Observation-Disclosures seems to me
that your mother is mistaken in TAX
ing such a puritanical stand, in
wanting to deprive You of innocent
pleasures, particularly as YOU are
hot a very young girl, but a woman
of some experience: but, on the
other hand, so long as your mother
supports you and your child you owe
The Washington times. [volume] (Washington [D.C.]) 1902-1939, 1914-08-03

Miss Laurie 1cfH t1elcome letters oil
Inquiry on subjects Of feminine fnfer.
est from young t0onlen readers Of :his
paper and tofH reply 10 them in these
columns. They should be addressed to
her care this office.
The Washington times. [volume] (Washington [D.C.]) 1902-1939, 1914-08-03
PEERS AdUentureS -
x In MQty1mOnY
By LEONA DALRYMPLE

Author the novel, Diane of the Green Van awarded of
$4,000 by Ida NJ. Tsrbel and s. Mcclure judges.
The Washington times. [volume] (Washington [D.C.]) 1902-1939, 1914-08-03
Banana lam.

Slice up a dozen large bananss. To
every pound of the fruit allow three
quarters of a pound of preserving sugar.
Take the Juice and pulp of five lemons
and add them to the bananas and sugar.
Add n little water Then chop up half
an ounce Of preserved ginger and add.
Simmer very slowly for fifty minutes.
The Washington times. [volume] (Washington [D.C.]) 1902-1939, 1914-08-03
Date Jam.

Buy the dates by the pound. Remove
the stones from three pounds and put
the fruit in your preserving pan. Add
about three breakfastcupfuls of water
Let the fruit just get hot, and then add
a pound and a quarter of preserving
sugar, a sprinkling of ground cinnamon
and q teaspoonful of fresh butter Sti,
until the jam begins to thicken, and pot
while steaming hot.
(Copyright. 1914. Newspaper Feature Service
The Washington times. [volume] (Washington [D.C.]) 1902-1939, 1914-08-03

Copyright. 1914. Newspaper Fe.uur. s.rv,.
The Washington times. [volume] (Washington [D.C.]) 1902-1939, 1914-08-03

Inc inoidn ouHtdglSt.
ITO go back to the suffragists and the
The Washington times. [volume] (Washington [D.C.]) 1902-1939, 1914-08-03

Etiquette-It Is quite correct for a
young lady and young man to shake
hands when they are introduced.
The lady should, however, be the
first to offer her hand.
The Washington times. [volume] (Washington [D.C.]) 1902-1939, 1914-08-03

Perplexed-Friendsh with a man
of the type of your one-time friend
Is too difficult to be very satisfac-
tory. / think you are well rid OF
him, and should devote my time to
cuItfvating other friendships. Let
him go without too much thought.
The Washington times. [volume] (Washington [D.C.]) 1902-1939, 1914-08-03

Anxious-If you enjoy having the
Young man in question come 10 see you,
why Certainly let him continue to come.
But you have no possible right to
monopolize his attentions. and II he
wants TO go to see other girls, you
may rest assured he Will go, and notn-
ing YOU can do will prevent him.
The Washington times. [volume] (Washington [D.C.]) 1902-1939, 1914-08-03

Brownie-The worst way in the world
to hurt a mans feelings" is to marry
him without caring for him From your
letter / don't think you are in love
with any one, except perhaps yourseII.
n I were YOU 1 would certainly break
nv engagement, but ! should not en-
.er into another one unless were pref
" cure of myself.
The Washington times. [volume] (Washington [D.C.]) 1902-1939, 1914-08-03

her allegiance, and should do all In
your power to comply with her
wishes. Try to talk things over with
her, and persuade her that there is
no harm in what you want to do
Perhaps you can gain her consent.
If not, l think it is up to you to do
as she asks you.
The Washington times. [volume] (Washington [D.C.]) 1902-1939, 1914-08-03

Anxious-write to your friend. or.
II you know the address, to some
member of his family and inquire
his condition. Under the circum-
stances that is the only courteous
thing to do.
The Washington times. [volume] (Washington [D.C.]) 1902-1939, 1914-08-03

Constant Reader-What Is good for
sneezing? Have spells upon getting up
In morning: also many times during
day. at times much worse than others
There Is some frritant, tuner. polyp.-
or swelling in the nose. Have this eau
terized by a specialist
The Richmond palladium and sun-telegram. [volume] (Richmond, Ind.) 1907-1939, 1914-11-26

Mr.. and Mrs. E. E. Mckee and daugh-
ter Ruby of Richmond, B. L. Mckee,
F. M. VALLEY and daughter, Madge, c.
r. Mcclure and daughter Eva, and
Miss Eva Mckee of Eaton.
Robert Mitchell, Russell Miller and
Edwin Horner linked" to New Madi-
son Wednesday afternoon after school
was dismissed. The distance is ten
miles.
Mrs. Mary McWhinney is the guest
Rev. J. Wood Parker Of Cincinnati
will accupy the pulpit of the local
Presbyterian church, morning and
evening services Sunday.
Mr.. and Mrs. A. E. Penland motored
TO Union City Thanksgiving and spent
the day.
Mr. and Mrs. G. B. McGill were en-
tertained at six o'clock dinner We'd
nesday by -.lr. and Mrs. T. J. Canny
Miss Katherine Marrinan spent
Thanksgiving with her sister, Mrs. AL
bert Brown at Richmond.
On Monday evening while on their
way home from school Emora and Hal
bert Murray were thrown from their
buggy when their horse frightened at
a passing tractor engine. Halbert's
spine was slightly injured SO that he
will not be able to attend school the
remainder of the week, but his physi-
clan promises that he will be able to
take the Buckeye Corn Special trip to
Washington and other eastern points.
Uhich starts next week. Halber won
the free trip by having the best acre
OF corn.
The Richmond palladium and sun-telegram. [volume] (Richmond, Ind.) 1907-1939, 1914-11-26
PREBLE STUDENTS
START CORN TOUR
Train Carrying Winners of
Trip to Washington Leaves
New Paris Monday.

EATON. O.. Nov. 26.-Representing
f,sble county in the Corn Tour" to
Washington and other eastern cities
Will be six boys and one girl who won
free trips In the corn raising and bak-
ing contests conducted under the aus
pices of the state agricultural depart
msnt The train carrying Preble
oounty's successful contestants leaves
New Paris next Monday at IL o'clock.
MISS Ella Stevenson Of Eaton, is the
only girl who will 60 from this county.
She won a trip offered by the county
agricultural society in the baking con-
test. The boys who will leave with
the party follow: Ozro Hinea. Har-
rison township; Virgil Sellers, Har-
rison township; Harry Aydelotte. Jack
son township; Herman Whitman. Jeff
erson township; Russell Forst, Gratis
township. and Paul Eikenberry, Gratis
township Ozro Hinea had yield Of
100 bushels from a single acre Of corn
The Richmond palladium and sun-telegram. [volume] (Richmond, Ind.) 1907-1939, 1914-11-26
THE YELLOW PERIL
Japanese Warnings.

The Japanese early sought for the
truth, and their earliest knowledge
was the principle that their strength
depended on healthy stomach. They
eat very little and practice "Jiu-Jitsu"
muscular exercise from youth up.
The stomach is the center of the body
from which radiates our vitality,
strenuosity. our fighting strength we
eat into nOurishment for the blood
stream and the nerves. DR.. Pierce's
Golden Medical Discovery refreshes
and tones up the stomach walls Re
moves the poisonous gases from the
system.
The first day you start to take this
reliable medicine impure germs and
Accommodations begin to separate in the
blood and are then expelled through
the liver. bowels and kidneys
In place Of the impurities, the ar
teries and veins gradually get fresh
vitalized blood and the action Of this
good blood on the skin means that
pimples boils, carbuncles, eczema
rash, cancer and all skin blemishes will
disappear. Then you must remember
that when the blood is right, the liver,
stomach, bowels and kidneys become
healthy, active and vigorous and you
will have no more trouble with indi-
gestion, backache, headache and con-
stipation.
Get Dr. Pierce's Golden Medical Dis
covery today at any medicine dealers;
It Is a powerful blood purifier. so pen
etrating that it even gets at the i'm
pure deposits in the joints and carries
them opt of the system.
1t Is hot a secret remedy for it's in
gradients are printed on wrapper
For free advice or free booklet on
blood. write DR.. V. M. Pierce, Buffalo.
N Y.
FREE. Dr. Pierce's Common Sense
Medical Adviser is sent free on receipt
of 81 one-cent stamps to pay expense
OF wrapping and mailing only.-Adv.
The Richmond palladium and sun-telegram. [volume] (Richmond, Ind.) 1907-1939, 1914-11-26
Snapshots of New Paris

Mr. and Mrs. w. E. Roberts and
Frank Slorp and family and Ross Reid
we're in attendance at the Pitman fu-
neral at Hollandsburg Thursday.
Miss Catherine Swisher Of Verona is
the guest of Mr.. and Mrs. Frank
Brown.
Mrs Wesley Prather Of Richmond
spent Tuesday with her parents, Mr..
and Mrs. Frank Miller.
A number of the local Boy Scouts
linked" to Eldorado and back Thanks
giving day before noon, starting out
on the trip at 5 a. m.
Mr. and Mrs. Lewis Thompson enter
tanned Mrs. Runyon and grandson OF
Richmond Tuesday.
Richmond were Wednesday guests Of
Mrs. Rebecca Louck.
The semi-annual election of officers
of the F. & A. M. Lodge which was
held Tuesday evening resulted as fol-
lows: w. NJ, Ed. B. Reid; S. w, w. L..
Hahn; J. W., Ralph Penland; S. D.
Lawrence Hawley; J. D., T. F. Bice;
Treas, c. c. Hawley; Sec, E. H.
Young; Tyler, Geo. S. Kessler; Trus.,
Ed. r. Clark for 8 years.
Miss Eva Mckee of Eaton spent
Wednesday night with Miss Elma Hor-
ner.
w. f. Marshall of ST. Mary's, Ohio
came Wednesday to spend Thanksgiv-
ing with his family.
Mr. and Mrs Lewis Thompson were
Thursday guests of Mr.. and Mrs. Brin-
ker at Richmond.
Mrs. Nancy A. Valley was hostess
Thanksgiving Day to the following:
The Richmond palladium and sun-telegram. [volume] (Richmond, Ind.) 1907-1939, 1914-11-26
Federal OFFICERS
FIND MORE PLAGUE
Investigation Reveals Infect
ed Cow in Herd Near
Sauer's Farm.

EATON, O.. Nov. 26.-Inspectors in
the state and federal service Wednes-
day discovered an infected COW in a
herd belonging to Charles Mountcastle,
about four miles east of Eaton.
Mountcastle resides not far distant
from the farm owned by George c.
Sauer, at whose place a slaughter of
$500 worth of stock took place Tues
day in an effort to eradicate the cpl
demic. A number Of the cattle in the
infected herd owned by Sauers were
driven by Mountcastle's place, and
this fact is thought to be accountable
for the presence of the hoof and mouth
disease at the latter's farm. Author
tiles are arranging for the slaughter
of twenty head of cattle Sauers has
grazing upon another farm south of his
residence.
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gelist, saying: you have my SYM
pathy and prayers. Vincennes is one
of the four worst cities in the United
States" Before coming to Vincennes.
Brother Jones. another celebrated
revivalist. said to Rev. Honeywell:
Don't go to Vincennes." Honeywell
is doing great work here.
VINCENNES - Special Policeman
Claude Uland started out to get evil
dence of Sunday liquor law violation
against John Evans, Broadway street
saloonkeeper First he purchased a
Is cent bottle Of booze at Evans back
door; later he returned with a friend
and each bought a 10 cent bottle of
beer. When arrested Evans pleaded
mot guilty."
FAIRMOUNT-Dr.N F. Davis had
two 1853" silver quarters, and un-
derstood there were but three In ex-
istence. He advertised for the third
one and got fifteen answers. It's the
1853 quarter with the arrows on either
side of the date that is valuable.
BLUFFTON-The face of Miss JUS
tine Leighty is mass of blisters. She
poured kerosene in the kitchen stove
at the home of her married sister,
where she was living because her own
home was under smallpox quarantine
MUNCIE-"Everybo Works But
Father" repeatedly played on a graph
ophone by Leonard Compton, so irri-
tated his stepfather, Thomas Brown.
The Richmond palladium and sun-telegram. [volume] (Richmond, Ind.) 1907-1939, 1914-11-26
Help the Stomach
Digest Your Food

When the stomach fails to digest
and distribute that which is eaten,
the bowels become clogged with
mass Of waste and refuse that fer
ments and generates poisons that
are gradually forced into the blood,
causing distress and often serious
illness.
Most people naturally object to
the drastic cathartic and purgative
agents that shock the system. A
mild gentle laxative, positive in it's
effect and that will quickly relieve
constipation is DR.. Caldwells Syrup
Pepsin, sold by druggists at fifty
cents and one dollar a bottle. It
does not grippe or cramp, but acts
easily and pleasantly and is there
fore the most satisfactory remedy
for children. women and elderly
persons. For a free trial bottle
write to DR.. w. B. Caldwell, 451
Washington ST., Monticello, Ill.
The Richmond palladium and sun-telegram. [volume] (Richmond, Ind.) 1907-1939, 1914-11-26
AmuSenentS
Fascinating Flora at the Gennett.

Fascinating Flora at the Gennett.
Fascinating Flora" musical COM
edy that possesses more than the av-
erage comedy and an abundance OF
unusually good music, will be seen at
the Gennett Saturday matinee and
night. The musical program does not
all run to popular melodies, but is in
terspersed with medley selections
from such operas as Faust" "I'Trov-
atore'' and Lucia" we'll sung, while
the popular numbers are good through
out. The comedy portion of the show
IS carried by Ben Bernard, a German
comedian. who appears in the role of
the bogus Count of Brazil where the
nuts come from, and handles the part
in an excellent manner. A special fea-
ture Of the show is the Broadway
Four, a quartet Of young men with
voices that harmonic perfectly and
repertoire of good song numbers.
AS a whole the show is one of the
most pleasing song shows and is thor
oughly enjoyable from beginning to
end.
Laughter has always been acknowl-
edged the universal panacea for all
Ills OF the body and Of the mind. If
this is so, you will be able to credit
yourself with many dollars on your
doctors bill by attending the perform
Gnce Of a Pair Of Skies" at the Gen
nett Theatre next Monday night, Nov.
so. II. n. FraZee is bringing this
laugh making play direct to Richmond
from it's successful run of nearly a
year at the Longacre theatre, New
York City, and the theatrical patrons
of Richmond will probably crowd the
theatre. Not in twenty-five years has
comedy had so successful run on
Broadway as "A Pair Of Skies" enjoy
ed and the success was all the more
unprecedented for the reason that the
author, Edward Peple. has never dab
bled in comedy before but had devoted
himself to serious themes such as his
successful prince Chap" and THE
1.ittlest Rebel" "A Pair of Skies" has
certainly demonstrated his unusual
Versatility
The Richmond palladium and sun-telegram. [volume] (Richmond, Ind.) 1907-1939, 1914-11-26
MUTT E. JEFF IN MExICO."

Mutt and Jeff in Mexico" is the IT,
tie of the third edition of Bud Fishers
cartoon comedy. produced in musical
comedy form by Gus Hill, who has sig
nified his intention to offer an entire
new play each successive season. 1t is
unlikely that any theatrical produc-
ton in the history of the American
stage has enjoyed success both artistic
and financial equal to that which has
been continuous since the premier
presentation Of the play more than
three years ago. Tired humanity seeks
diversion, with little thought or worry
as to it's artistic origin. Theatregoers
who have laughed at Mutt and Jeff
before, perhaps several times, will find
this Offering so entirely new as to have
the effect of being an innovation.
Mutt & jeff" will arrive on a battle
ship for today matinee and night at
the Gennett.
The Richmond palladium and sun-telegram. [volume] (Richmond, Ind.) 1907-1939, 1914-11-26

MARION-Carrying out promise
she made her husband several years
ago, Mrs. Florence Brown came all the
way from New York city to have the
body of Frederick E. Brown disinter-
red and cremated. Brown, who was an
inmate of the Soldiers Home, died and
was buried month ago. The first his
wife knew of it was when letter was
returned to her endorsed "addressee
deceased"
The Richmond palladium and sun-telegram. [volume] (Richmond, Ind.) 1907-1939, 1914-11-26
KILL LARGE HERDS

MADISON, Wis, Nov 26.-Herds Of
cattle infected with foot and mouth
disease at New Berlin, Fort Atkinson
and Evansville have been ordered
killed by the state veterinarians office.
The owners will receive $50 per head
for the cattle killed.
The Richmond palladium and sun-telegram. [volume] (Richmond, Ind.) 1907-1939, 1914-11-26
SUFFERS FOR WATER

PONTIAC, ILL.,, Nov. 26.-The Yer
million river, which supplies the city
waterworks. has gone dry as the re-
suit of the drouth, unprecedented for
this time OF the year. All central Illi-
nois is suffering. Many farmers are
hauling water for their stock.
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that the latter pitched the instrument
and all records into the back yard.
Brown paid fine Of 81 and costs for
his loss Of temper after he explained
was, in fact, q mighty hard worker.
The Richmond palladium and sun-telegram. [volume] (Richmond, Ind.) 1907-1939, 1914-11-26
Constipation.

When troubled with constipation
take Chamberlain's Tablets. They are
easy to take and produce no gripping or
other unpleasant effect. For sale by
all dealers-Adv
The Richmond palladium and sun-telegram. [volume] (Richmond, Ind.) 1907-1939, 1914-11-26
Knights of Pythias Funeral
Notice.

The members of Occur De
Leon Lodge No. s, are urged
to meet at Castle Hall this
evening Nov. rs, at 1880 p. m.
Funeral services will be con-
Quoted at the home of our late
Brother Frank KitsOn.
Geo. Herbst, C.. G..
c.. L. Wettig, K. of r. & S.
The Richmond palladium and sun-telegram. [volume] (Richmond, Ind.) 1907-1939, 1914-11-26

Redwood ties have been found to
last twenty-five years in California
street railawy beds.
The Richmond palladium and sun-telegram. [volume] (Richmond, Ind.) 1907-1939, 1914-11-26
STUDENTS FLEE FIRE

ABINGDON; Va, Nov. 26-More than
100 students were driven out into the
cold in their night clothing early today
when fire destroyed Stonewall Jack
sons institute, Presbyterian school
for girls. The flames threatened Mar
tina Washington cottage, a Methodist
seminary for girls, which adjoined the
other institution.
The Breslau police examine about
two hundred moving films a week.
The Richmond palladium and sun-telegram. [volume] (Richmond, Ind.) 1907-1939, 1914-11-26
State Briefs
in Fen Lines
BLUFFroN-Damages of $4,000

BLUFFTON-Dama of $4,000
are asked Of the C. B. & Q. railroad
Commonly known as the "Corn Beef
and Cabbage route") by Mrs. Minnie
E. Mauger, whose husband, John B.
Mauger, met death ON December II,
1912, through the alleged carelessness
OF the company's agents. The case
was venued here from Huntington
county. Mauger purchased a ticket at
Huntington for Markle and was about
to board the train when it was bump
ed into by an engine, throwing Maui
ger to the track and causing injuries
from which he died.
EVANSVILLE-Wom suffrage Is
to be doomed in a business-like way
here by the Woman's Franchise
League. Each week in some show
window on Main street will be dis
played literature and exhibit pictures.
Lectures will be delivered by local tai
ent once a month.
VINCENNES - While Evangelist
Honeywell was in the midst of the 81
gantic task of outstanding Vim
cennes, he received a letter from Rev.
Pi1lv Cnndov "a nn<od ho o,,o n
The Richmond palladium and sun-telegram. [volume] (Richmond, Ind.) 1907-1939, 1914-11-26

Lownsy's Chocolates. ouisley Drug
Stores. 3-tf