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OBJECT LESSON MISSED FIRE
Unele's Idea Of Teaching His Country
Nephew Caution Proved Some
thing Of a Failure.

a youth from the country was pay
Ing his first visit TO New York. and.
accompanied by his uncle. a leading
banker. went to the theater, says the
Pathfinder While waiting in the
lobby before the performance the
country boy flung back his coat and
with hands in his pockets displayed
"A heavy gold watch chain. The uncle
observed the act and resolved to teach
him a lesson.
While the young mans attention
was diverted the uncle slipped the
watch and chain from his vest. and
thoy entered the theater
What time is it?' he asked when
they were seated.
The boy felt for his time piece and
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found # was gone Allowing him n
make a thorough search of it, the
uncle told him he had taken il and
read him sharp lecture. You are
not In the country now. you know.
where you can display vaIuables with
impunity You should be more care
full Let this be a lesson to you"
So saying he slipped his hand into
MS oyercoat pocket where he had
put the watch. TO his utter dismav
he found it was gone. And when
ne looked to see if his own was safe
he found that also had taken wings.
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ly concluded, that someth ing worry
serious has happened to Paige and
10; what. I can't imagine. But no
more can be done than we are doing.
I am a busy man; 1 can not AFFORD to
have my plans upset or interfered
with; l must delegate this matter to
you until active interference by me
will accomplish some definite result.
Then I shall act promptly. Draw on
me for necessary funds; but don't fail
to keep an accurate account of every
cent spent-both exact amount and
specific purpose for which expended"
Rudolph drew a long face. How can
you expect me to do that?" protested
he. when. where my own expendi-
lures are concerned, / am unable even
to arrive at an estimator"
Then" dryly, you need not draw
on me at all; for once you may direct
your money to some useful and profit
able end. But must be kept fully in
formed of every step OF progress made.
Send me typewriter bulletins con-
tanning all facts, but pared TO the
bone. Now. get out
But IL the Man Of Iron believed that
he had succeeded in muzzling the
press, for once in his life, at least, he
was blameworthy of an error OF judg-
ment. The story was become public
property, and the. early afternoon edi-
tons, instead of observing restraint,
ran to license in their application OF
It's sensational possibilities Rudolph,
during the ride back to the club.
WINGED more than once when some
newsboy's shrilly shouted slogan as
eaulted his hearing.
Where is Paige Carew?" Tom
asked himself under his breath
Whats the answer? They'll be pull
ing gags from that on the roof gar
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dens tonight. It's the catchword al
ready. Poor old Ruddy!"
They stopped at a telegraph office.
where Van Vechten filed a cablegram
to Paige's last known Paris address
When he returned to the car-'Let US
hurry back to the club" said he. 81
mean to phone Flint, and" He
paused and looked questioningly up at
Tom. Il suppose you wouldn't mind
taking us over to Rocky Cover" he
asked.
Tom instantly brightened-ail over.
apparently-but nevertheless he op-
posed an objection.
Wouldn't look right, Rudy. Can't
you see?"
No, l can't"-bluntly.
why. I'd be a-er-a sort Of
what you call em ?-accomplice. Dash
1t all! I'd jolly well like to go,
though"
The decisive way in which Van
Vechten climbed into the tonneau indI-
Gated that this half-hearted protest
was accepted for joyous acquiescence.
Lets find Flint" he said. Speed
up"
Easier said than done, however, for
on their arrival at the Powhatan the
most diIigent use of the telephone
failed to elicit the slightest trace of
the detectives whereabouts.
Rudolph and Tom were In the act of
leaving the club to enter the automo-
bile. when messenger boy entered.
under Aexander's cautious guidance.
and handed to Van Vechten a cable
gram. Before tearing open the cover.
he was bit puzzled to observe that II
was addressed both to his uncle and
himself; which meant that duplicate
would be delivered 20 the Man of
Iron. If. indeed. he had not already
received one.
The message was dated at London.
and this is what Van Vechten read:
Two ladies answering description
Mrs. ID. and Miss G. two weeks I'm
whirlpool Somerset July. Two la.
dies same description booked pass
age on America August as Mrs. and
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effort to focus his attention upon the
sensational news sto-y that lay below
and which shrieked as loud az Law
ish use Of black ink and red ink and
double leads could make 10. There
were smaller headlines-but visible
enough. heaven Knows which bore
his uncles's name and his own. and
most inconspicuoUsly Of all doubtless
as being the leas, important factor
Mrs. Devereaux's.
IN the first place IL wac made IN.
mistakable that everybody who knew
or should have known where Paige
Carew was. either would not tell or
else they did not know. and Il was
sSaonstratsd how this retlcencs was
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His Scapedoat.

DO you like your new mamma. Har,
ry?" Yes, like her awful muchIr
That Is nice. Do you like her be-
cause she is pretty?" NO, like
her cause broke her incest vase
yesterday and she blamed it on the
maid. Judge.
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Qdz4zzEAREKzE1R2zB18EE9Ge
80 az NSWzlLE2 "
So Confusing.

That's the young man at the table
over there. He's going to inherit ten
millions"
Il see two young men-dressed pre-
cisely alike. Which is it,"
Good gracious, Why the one sit.
ting down, Of course. The other IL
the waiter
Indeed! So that's the heir, Ell? I
was in hopes he was the waiter"
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Real Beolnnera.

Ravenyelp-The modern play seems
to be nothing more nor less than the
dramatization of biological impulses.
Can you tell me who started this sex
business, anyway?
Bifstick-I don't know, unless Il
was the Florodora sex tet.-Judge.
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As Gold Dust Twins.

Mrs. Lightvein-The Hopewells
seem to be such a congenial couple.
Their ideas always run in the same
channel.
Mrs. Sewell-Yes indeed; yesterday
! saw Mr.. Hopewell reading "Abbott's
Life of Bonaparte" and Mrs. Hopewell
perusing Beatrice Sparerib's Beauty
Hints"
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Probably Not

Practical Father-Has that young
man who wants TO marry you any
money?
Romantic Miss-Money! He gave
me cluster diamond ring studded
with pearls.
Practical Father-Yes, j know. Has
he any money left? - New York
Weekly
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Sensitive.

She's getting rather plump"
Yes. but don't you dare tell her so.
She nearly sued her husband for
divorce on account OF her plumpness."
Why. he isn't to blame"
NO. but she heard that he was COM
planning that he had an elephant upon
his hands. and she thought he meant
her, and he only meant house he was
trying to rent"
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Expert Exeoesis.

Pop, what is bantling2'
"a bantling er-er-a bantling is
somebody who bants. my son"
We'll what does this mean fin my
book where n man says that he got no
fat proceeds from his bantling verse;
y guess II means Il was too thin"
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The Family lar

Il wish the foolkiller would get
around here some time!"
II hope If he does I'll have an ad-
vance notice OF IT,"
Think you'll be able to escape,
eh?"
Not that, ] shall want to get some
mourning ready"
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Criticism.

What play did you see when you
went to the theater?"
Romeo and Juliet"
How did you like it?"
We'll, the costumes were all right.
But the Romeo didn't dance and Ju-
liet wasn't much for looks and neither
one OF EN- had real new stuff"
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Improving the Service.

There seems to be general dissatis-
faction with our prison system among
those who have been incarcerated"
Maybe the wardens haven't had the
requisite experience. We ought to
get few hotel men, some who are
used to catering to an exacting ellen
tele."
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Sonny-Pa. what IS the meaning Of
allegro in music?
Pat means. my son. that the per
former must not let his right hand
know what his left hand is doing.
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Soldier What an idea to have your
wooden leg made from the leg of a
table,
Old Man-You needn't laugh have
always prided myself on my well
turned leg Pele Mele
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SITTING Out Of Doors

Bacon Don't you remember how
you used to sit down out of doors in
the summer time?
Egbert-Yes; and do now, some
times. when there's ice about
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His EXPLANATION.

What this hear. Tifin? Is 1t true
that you've married your typewriter
girl?"
Yes. She was no good as a type
writer-and 1t seemed the easiest way
to get rid of her Plain
Dealer.
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stuna

My pet embarrassment was when |
learned that the girl / went around
with a little, but did not love. was
engaged. To give her the impression
that ] was wasting her time / went
over and proposed Ny embarrass
ment can be easily imagined when
she accepted me.-Chicago Tribune
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Eleven Others.

so you claim to be literary man,
eh?"
Yes, sir; wrote that book: "A
Dozen Ways to Make Living"
And yet you are selling shoe
strings!"
Yes. sir; that's one of the ways"
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Som ethinu Wrono.

Are you and papa dom to stay at
home dis EVENING"" asked the child
OF it's mother.
yes, dear" her mother replied.
The little one looked thoughtful for
moment. and then lisped:
What it'll the matter?"-Judge.
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A Guess.

Bix-Wonder why they call the
game "poker?"
Dix-Can't say. unless that you are
apt to burn your fingers when you get
the wrong end OF IT,
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Cost of Llvino

How the waiter makes US holler
For the good old-fashioned time,
Now he wants n half dollar
Where he used to take a dime.
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Yesterday she called her husband
a prune.'
THAT was not nice"
NO. but he got even"
How"
He came home stewed."
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Stuno

When man admires womau's style
And all her pretty graces,
Ills sad when he starts making eyes
To find her making faces
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Great Improvement.

Penman What's become Of that fell
low who used to write serials for your
paper?
Wright Oh he's on a farm He's
turning out some good cereals now.
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CHAPTER vi.
e 500 Reward

When Rudolph Van Vechten rallied
rom the staggering blow OF the brutal
scarehead. he contrived by a mighty
The Tacoma times. [volume] (Tacoma, Wash.) 1903-1949, 1914-02-06
The Ability of Humor
Cousin Bill Taft tells this one one himself:

Cousin Bill Taft tells this himself:
II Philadelphia this about
20 minutes wait until train time Consequently into
neighboring
he wrapped 1t and then remarked
You the dead image of Taft
Please don't emphasize the
This leads that but the
saving Taft might old
withdrawn the world up-in of the
is Cousin Bs pronounced good nature that has made him
tovable-and usuabe And 1t really big quality
whom blind probabilities 1t explains why
Taft could remain fat and unsophscated through
o political job-holding.
the the hard scramble
wealth Perpetual bgets chronic
egom laugh soens disaster and
the defeat There's nothing much sadde
han a big stale
Bill tenfoot he would
his heel, BUTTON
take his golf with holes
quality
smiling he'll ruby and probably
atvely speaking
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A fellow passed by us on a viii
lage street, old chap, whistling a
merry lay and evincing every in
dication of good cheer and utter
bliss. l awsked my acqu aintance
what great fortune had prompted
the fellows gayety, and l receiv-
ed this explanations:
Cant you dope out why he's
so gay and gushy, with the cuta-
way smile and the cackle of joy
you couldn't douse If you damned
mop down his wind works?
Why, this is Saturday, the day
Bill cops the weekly jingle, the
clam shells. the buying duff. To-
day the ghost ambles down the
pike. the cashier takes the curse
off, and Bill lassooes the loot that
elinches his board and cakes. It's
payday, boy"
MY WORD!
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To the Editor:
read the letter of Satisfied
married man" in The Times that
he gave all his money to his wife
because she was the bes, one on
finances about the house. That man
has an exceptional wife. You can't
find all women who. il you give
them your weekly pay, that will
help save. / know lots of men
whose wives win spend every cent
they lay their hands on and more
If they could. / want to congratu-
late "a satisfied married man for
the good woman he has for his wife.
Yours truly.
L. R. NJ, American Lake.
To the Editor:
Seems that a city like Tacoma
can produce many good men for
public office-in fact better ones
than we are accustomed to have.
I'd like to sec some good citizens
fellows We can all depend upon to
come out for commissioners | don't
think there's person who has filed
so far for commissioner that I'd
want to hire to handle my affairs.
Yours truly,
To the Editor:
am glad the commissioners ap-
proved of the civil service amend
ments to the charter. 1 think the
power. the civil service board will
have in acting as a court of last
resort when II comes to firing a
man will mean that good men
won't be canned by bad officials.
1t gives everybody a fair show.
Yours truly,
J. M. b.
To the Editor:
I'm glad The Times is telling the
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Beasts Will Bite

dspcabe but this latest brought
by Mrs Elizabeth that Mrs Pearings 17year-od
a celebrating Years and
morning convenient hotel
Maybe the public ought shed bitter of sympathy for the
Pearngs and rend Dggs But
those deliberately tigers and fooshy become
familiar with foolish people, when bitten cawed
make redress for their injuries
and sympathy given their folly Is mostly dead waste
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Guggenheim interests out at Rus
ton where to head off. The Times
is the only paper that seems to be
about conditions out there. The
people would like to know II the
Guggenheims know anything about
constitutional rights when they
make their city officials pass laws
that rub right up against personal
liberty. Yours truly, %
w. r. c., South Tacoma.
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been reached

three,piece sitting behind placed
the chemical blonde who The menu
Wanted her prma DONNA the orchestra the cee-
orchestra And bold line Guess invited to
Dance
"prma DONNA with strident like
swinging mining She
Blapche Ring earlier days.
the dancngwhich elaborated prancng.
creature the bednd female creature
Alabama They dipped
casona with modification of the odashoned cuy done to
mandbes females shoulder
while twired
object which set her skirts
reminded of poetry
especially Ingelow High Tide
80 fare, SO fast the eagre drave
1.-THE had scarcely time to beat
a shallow, seething
"Sobbed feete;
THE had barely time to flee
Before 1t brake against the knee,
And all the world was in the see!'
her about But guests
week. And when thing becomes SO universal
death sight,
a quadrile It's coming back
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It always costs less to do a thing
ones self than to hire 1t done.
Anyone knows that. It's logic.
The fact of our living here means
not only that pianos can be sold
more cheaply 1--WE not hiring an
expensive. manager nor charging
additional profits to send away to
foreign owners) but also that your
money remains and circulates In
Tacoma.
Folks would think II strange of
a Tacoman when building a house
IL he sent to Portland or Frisco
for his contractor and carpenters,
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Look EN- Over

registered don't believe for minute that
bunch able
commissioners spring election
the file candidates Look 'em
hire somebody
elimination until list Is
them will fill bill
find think he is capable and
big job him Then let the people judge
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MUSTEROLE Routs
Pain for Millions

Our grandmothers had a sover-
sign remedy for pains and aches
the old fashioned mustard plaster.
1t did the work. but goodness how
Il did sting and blister.
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cannot supply you, send 25c or soc
to the Musterole Company. Cleve-
land, o.. and we will mail you a
jar postpaid. (6O
Mrs. Matte ]. Smith, st. Paul, Ind,
says:
"Musterole is worth its weight
In gold. and recommend 1t almost
every day. 1t is the best for Asth-
ma, Bronchitis and rheumatism of
anything / have ever used"
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TITS QUEER.
It's funny how we folks forget
In framing new intentions
To figure for working horse,
Although against intentions.
We have fine chains to keep ma
chimes
From slipping in the snow,
And yet horse will plug along
On ice-then down he'll go.
p. Sit ought to be, "first
come. first served. And the horse
came first.
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Tonsilltis. Group. Stiff Neck, Asth-
ma. Neuralgia, Headache, Conges-
ton. Pleurisy, rheumatism, Lum-
bago. Pains and Aches of Back or
Joints. Sprains. Sore Muscles,
Bruises. Chilblains. Frosted Feet,
Colds of the Chest Git prevents
pneumonia). Millions of jars of
MUSTEROLE are sold annually. II
4. ctapia In 1aroa bnuntto1 lie
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A Few Bargains Not Matched Elsewhere

Miller exchange from Mr..
Syman Andrews Jewey Halet Davis at
10000, plus of regulating about $500 to $500
Weber, mahogany from the of r. b. Cornell for
mery of Tacoma residing in Chicago 100000.
Imperial, belonging North End resident who has
moved from Tacoma, left here for sale at $125.OO
stuyvesan Pianoa with Merostyle and other
manipulating traded to
Us for a a of records $4,000.
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IN THE EDITORS MAIL


body
but have
nOtpr int becaus 'em short
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bunny -hugging, tangong, hesitation Waiting and
the like nearing the end.
believe this, because the thing which spreads
so wide thns out and breaks like a dstended bub-
BILE.
I have Just been in New York. where have
for years lodged in small hotel. because 1t Is a
quiet placer has always been. There is me-
Diminished cafe in which l sure to get fairly
good food and a respite from noise. But the cafe
dansant wave has reached. broken against and
splashed this quiet cafe-and feel sure that
this dismal episode establishes highwater mark
for the tide of erotic idiocy which began with the
bely-dance in Chicago in 1892 and still preserves
some of its Oriental features, and has submerged
all the good dancing the nation possessed.
l found the tables cleared away from the Gen.
ter of the room to make gangway easily
seen from the street. heard the scraping OF cat
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ell of mustard that you rub on
and the pain Is gone.
And It won't blister the tenderest
skin.
It's so easy to apply. You don't
have to bother with a cloth. Just
rub II in briskTy--so that II pene-
trates the pores and you get delic-
1ouo. cooling relief.
There 10 nothing like MUSTER
OLE for Sore Throat, Bronchitis,
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Doctors and nurses
use It and recon
mend it to the pa
TENTS.
Ask your doctor.
At your druggists
In 25c and soc Jars,
and a special large
hospital size for $3.50
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Unmatched Bargains
In Used Pianos
PRICES ALWAYS CONSISTENTLY LOWER
AT SILvERs' HOME OWNED STORE

wouldn't they? Isn't 1t just as
reasonable that you should buy
your piano of Tacoma man? Our
pianos are as fine as any on earth,
our terms as reasonable per month
and, best of all, the prices much
lower than would be possible II
this store were conducted under
foreign ownership.
Our pianos are not experiment
tai. They are old time honored
makes, some of them having been
on the market continuously since
1889. They have been tried out
and have proyen their worth,
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HERB ERT QUICK
SAYS TO-DAY
GET YOUR PARTNERS FOR oUADRnLE TANGO NEAR IT'S

by HERBERT QUICK.

Author ION Ship Earth when Glory Ceased
Etc
think the beginning of the end the era has
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HALF of oil taken seriously Wednesdays and sat
for papaton of the heart How could
half glass of castor oil other than seriously?
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Discretion of speech is more than eoquence.-Baeon
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trying find out how that scientist who bought
single flea for single.
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IT, '''|22))''
sr~~>~res~e>es>~-e-~->~ >>>~s~.>~>~~~~~>~
OUR BAKERY n
SPECIALS
ON Saturday offers you IAN
opportunity of serving on
your table the finest cakes
made in Tacoma at a lower
price than you can make
them.
Angel Food, 19c. q
DEVILS Food 29c.
3 doz. Cookies 25c. J.
kranz Kerchen, 19c each.
CANDY SPECIALS
Finest Hand Rolled Choco-
lates 35e- lib.
Taffy, 8 varieties, IL lib. 1Oc.
Peanut Brittle, 1-2 Id. 1Oc.. !,
sc pkgs. Peters Milk Choco-,
late, 8 for 1Oc.
Fancy Rose Brand Navel
Oranges, regular zoe size,
very special 15c d0z., z
dog. $f.OO. Any quantity,
there's nothing better and
size is just right.
Our Coffee is roasted and
ground the day it's de-
livered. Comes to you
with all its flavor, csc lib.
and up.
We know we have the best
Tea values-ask for your
favorite kind and note the
saving.
Fine Ceylon Tea, 3 lbs. 81. 90
Upton, Tetley's and Ridge
ways Tea, regular 75c
quality, 6Oc lib.
es~s~~.~~~~~~~~~~~.~.
Ill lbs. Best GRADUATED
Sugar for SOC, with a pur-
chase of a pound of teal
or coffee.
~~~~~>~~~~~>>~e~>~~
Sealshipt Oysters 4Oc pit.
A fine Norway Mackerel for
CSC.
Extra Fancy Bloaters, Mack
erels, 6Oc each.
Strictly Fresh Eggs, 35c dog.
Finest Eastern Creamery
Butter, Soc lib. Not reno
waited or process.
Finest New Zealand 35c lib.
Cherry Sauce, small bottles
Zoe, large bottles f5c. A
delicious article.
L. & P. Sauce, 25c bottle.
Durkee's Salad Dressing 25c
bottle.
Blue Label Catsup, 10c bot.
Royal Baking Powder 3Sc
pound.
Pure Baking Powder in bulk
16c Ib.
Finest Yakima Melted Gem
Potatoes, $f.15 hundred.
Fine Home Grown Potatoes,
05c hundred.
Japanese Crab Meat, zoe
cans, 8 for SOC.
Fine Canned Asparagus, zoe
3 for soc. Buy a quantity
its going fast.
MacLean Bros, Inc.
FIVE STORES
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'sSwap" the dog for Persian
cat. See Want Ad page. 80
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Now you can get
this marvellous relief.
without the plaster
and without the blis-
hsrs
MUSTEROLE is the
twentieth Century
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