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Crittenden record-press. [volume] (Marion, Ky.) 1909-191?, 1914-11-26
Mr. Burnett Says Wonderful Treat
ment Saved His Life With
Few Doses.

Horace Burnett. Of Somerset, Ky,
was a sufferer from stomach disorders
for IA long time. His condition became
highly serious and he feared an opera
ton.
He took Ma,r's Wonderful Stomach
Remedy and got swift results. In a
letter telling his experience he wrote:
Your treatment has certainly helped
me wonderfully, took my fifth dose
last night and it brought good results.
! have one more dose to take and |
think | will be well. Your tonic is
wonderful. can eat anything now
that ! want to. can never get
through thanking you for your medi
cine, for know it saved ny life, for |
have tried all the doctors and they said
Crittenden record-press. [volume] (Marion, Ky.) 1909-191?, 1914-11-26
CALLED FATHER OF SCIENCE
Truly Wonderful Thinker and In.
Venor Was Archimedes, Famous
Through the Centuries.

On December 10 Of the year 212 b.
G. persisted the great Archimedes,
murdered by brutal. ignorant Roman
soldier, as he sat with bowed head In
his house at Syracuse thinking oul
the mighty problems of science.
Archlmedes was born at Syracuse,
Sicily, b. c. 2S7, and was therefore az
the time OF his death seyenty-fve
years old lie was the greatest man
OF his day, and will ever rank as one
Of the profoundest thinkers and rea-
sOneB OF all time. In mathematics
and natural philosophy he had no peer
on earth, and It il not too much to
say that he Is fairly entitled to be
called the father Of science" He
would have discovered the differen-
tial calculus had algebra been known
In his day. and he came very near
doing so even as II was. lie antici-
pated the Astronomical system subse.
quenty worked out by Copernicus.
He laid the foundation OF hydrostatics.
He Invented the method for the deter.
mination OF specific gravity. He for
mulated the true theory OF the lever
and uttered the ever famous words.
Give me whereon to stand and ! will
move the earth" In theoretical me
chanics no advance was made upon
his ideas during the eighteen centu-
ries between him and Leonardo da
Vinci
II was Archimedes who invented the
endless screw. the most important me
chanical contnvance known 10 science.
From the teeming brain OF the old Syr.
acusan came also the idea OF the
screw pump. the hydraulic engine and
the burning mirror. lie was the ere.
ator Of the catapult, the artillery Of
the olden time, whose dreadful bolts
were the terror OF ancient armies. He
invented another engine. the ponder
Gus claws OF which, reaching over the
walls. lifted up ships and their crews
and then suddenly dropped them into
the sea. while with his great sun
glasses" he vas able TO set on fire
such OF the enemies ships as could
not be reached with the graphing ma
chine.
II took the world 1000 years to pro
duce the equal OF the mighty intellect
that was brutally snufrei out by the
blow from the mace OF that brutal 10
man soldier
Crittenden record-press. [volume] (Marion, Ky.) 1909-191?, 1914-11-26
QUAKER CITY BEHIND TIMES
Statistics Show That Shoes Of Phila-
delphlans Must Frequently Lack
the Proper Polish.

Philadelphia doesn't keep its shoes
well polished. Washington and
Boston do very much better in this
particular.
A merchant who knows whereof
he calculates is authority for saying
the Hub buys a great deal more shoe
polish than dogs this city Of indie
penderce, and Washington surpasses
the home OF the baked bean.
Even without these trade statistics
1t would be apparent to any observer
that there are more busy bootblacks
in Washington and Boston than can
be seen in Philadelphia The great
number Of long, thin boot-shine
"parlors' in those towns have no
substitute here.
But Europe beats all of our towns
in keeping a perennial shine on its
shoe. That, | imagine, is due to
the prevalence of the custom in all
hostelries Of having a "boots." He
shines while you slumber, and I'm
ready to wager that you never we're
able to escape from any European
inn, however small, without en-
eountering the outstretched hand Of
-tootS."-Philadelphia Ledger.
Crittenden record-press. [volume] (Marion, Ky.) 1909-191?, 1914-11-26
MANY ruined
LIVES

Hundreds can point to the use of
calomel as the cause Of physical decay.
Its strenuous effects upon liver, kid
neys and even the heart are known to
every practicing physician.
Medical science has found a vegeta-
bic compound that eliminates the pois-
ons from the liver and aecumulations
from the bowels in safer and saner
way than does calomcl End leaves no
i'll after-efects.
This remedy in the form Of GRlGS-
BY'S LIV-VER-LAX is a proven sue
cess. 1t is for sale in so cell and Sl.OO
bottles by Haynes & Taylof sho guar
antee to refund purchase price IL you
want it. II is always protected by the
likeness of l.. X. Grigshy.
Crittenden record-press. [volume] (Marion, Ky.) 1909-191?, 1914-11-26
Reward Offered.

Frankfort, KY, Nov. "a, AT
ter a conference this afternoon
with Judge Rice and County At
torney Gray, of Muhlenberg CO.
unity, Gov. McCreary offered a
reward of $500 for the arrest of
the men who lynched Henry Al
len last night. Judge Rice said
the county would offer additional
reward Of 500, They did no.
ask for soldiers. Mr. Gray said
he thought they could cope with
the situation,
Crittenden record-press. [volume] (Marion, Ky.) 1909-191?, 1914-11-26
PAGE SEVEN
needed.

needed.
Canada, being vast territory,
sparsely settled, has important
problems of communication and
the government has taken every
precaution to see that none of
the ans-continental railway
facilities are impaired by the de-
struction Of bridges or other
strategic points. That accounts
for the sentries at bridges, along
difficult stretches of track, and
in the mountain passes.
All along the route we saw
troop trains rushing the volun-
teers from the far West to the
mobilization headquarters near
Quebec. The Canadian Pacific
is handling most of this traffic,
being best equipped to do so be-
cause, in its own shops it was
able to build nine special kitchen
cars in less than a week. These
are painted white inside, and
are provided with storage facil-
tiles for four days food includ-
ing refrigeration and with kitch-
en- apparatus sufficient to prepare
three meals a day for 1000 men.
Of course the troops are not
given elaborate or rich meals,
but they are well fed, the kitchen
cars containing tea and coffee
urns, hot water boilers and all
necessary conveniences. Tn e
meals are served from enameled
plates in the cars in which the
troops are quartered. A detail
of soldiers does the serving. 1t
is a big task to transport several
thousand men from Western Can
ada to Quebec on short notice,
and Canada has a right to con-
graduate herself on the prompt
ness s1d efficiency with which it
has b6en done. -Leslie's.
Crittenden record-press. [volume] (Marion, Ky.) 1909-191?, 1914-11-26
HOW FAR is JACKSONVILLE?
- --"s' ------s---s---rs-
~ E a2si,hI--sA.4-----+@------ esl.s44
Not 50 Far That The Statements OF
Its Residents Cannot
Be Verified.

Rather an interesting case has been
developed in Madisonville Being so
near by, it is worth publishing here.
The statement Is sincere the proof
convincing:
l.. X. Woolfork, jacksonville. KY,
says: 81 had severe attacks OF back
ache. Often when | sat in a chair for
awhile and tried to get up, sharp twin
ges caught me across my back and
kidneys. In tn e morning
! t was impossible for me to stoop
to put on my shoes. | had other symp-
toms of kidney complaints was in
duced TO try Doan's Kidney Pills after
reading statements given by people
here in town, whom | knew, who had
received great relief from them.
got a supply and they cured me. al
ways carry box Of Doan's kidney
Pills with me and few doses now and
then keep me in good health"
RE ENDORSEMENT.
On FEBRUARY %, 1912, Mr.. Woolfork
said: IL have seldom had to use
Doan's Kidney Pills since they cured
me some years ago. You can use my
endorsement Of Doan's Kidney Pills. "
Price Scots, at all dealers. Don't
simply ask for kidney remedy-get
Doan's Kidney Pills-the same that Mr..
Wooforkl had. Milburn Co.,
Props, Buffalo, n. Y. lll9-26
Crittenden record-press. [volume] (Marion, Ky.) 1909-191?, 1914-11-26
HURRICANE VALLEY
(Dela, ed from last week. }

della ed from last week.
Corn gathering is the order of the
day.
Mrs. George Tucker, who has been
sick for the past several months, is
no better.
Mrs. Hannahl Minnrr and daughter,
Miss Kate, went to Marion shopping
Saturday.
Misses Grace and Addie Sherer visit
ell their grandmother Saturday and
Sunday.
Robert Hamilton. who rs attending
High School in Marion, likes the work
fine. We are much interested for him.
Mrs. Thos. Belt, who has been sick
for the past few weeks, is said to be
improving slowly.
There was a box supper at Colon
Saturday night. A large crowd was
present and a fine time was had.
Mr.. and Mrs. Il. Phillips and son,
Frank; Mrs. Woodsides, Mrs. j. M.
Phillips and daughter, Miss Stella,
contemplate leaving Monday for Florida
School is progressing nicely at Caney
Fork. with Miss Kate Minner as teach
er. So much for Miss MINER
Mrs. Henry Yakey, Of Sikeston,
No., is visiting her mother, Mrs.
Matte Winders, this week.
Several from this neighb, hoyd went
to Marion Monday
Crittenden record-press. [volume] (Marion, Ky.) 1909-191?, 1914-11-26
Try This For Your COBgh.

Thousands Of people keep coughing
because unable to get the right rene
dy. Coughs are caused by Innamma.
tion Of Throat and Bronchial Tubes.
What you need is to soothe this In
Illumination. Take DR.. Kings New
Discover, il penetrates the delicate
mueus lining, raises the Phlsgm and
quickly relieves the congested men,
branes. Get Soc, bottle from your
druggist. "Dr. Kings New Discovery
quickly and completely stopped my
cough" writes J. Il. Watts, Floydale.
Texas. Money back II not satisfied,
but it nearly always helps.
Crittenden record-press. [volume] (Marion, Ky.) 1909-191?, 1914-11-26
How Canada Moves Her Troops.

Canada is going to make great
contributions to the war. 1t is
still uncertain how many troops
she will contribute, but 100, 600
is the number most frequently
mentioned and the statement re-
Gently made by Lord Kitchener
and Lord Roberts regarding the
necessity for raising the largest
possible number of. British troops
makes it apparent that every
man Canada can send wiD' be
Crittenden record-press. [volume] (Marion, Ky.) 1909-191?, 1914-11-26
Seaport Alden threatened.

Berlin. Nov. q. Dispatches
reaching here by way of Con-
stantinople set fourth that the
British seaport Of Ader. in
Arabia, at the southern entrance
to the Red Sea, is in danger be-
cause the leader Of the local
Bedouins is calling on his people
10 rise and liberate the country
from the British yoke.
Crittenden record-press. [volume] (Marion, Ky.) 1909-191?, 1914-11-26

Cracow. a city Of $4,000 popu-
lation, is situated in the extreme
western portion of the Austrian
province of Galicia, l0miles from
the Russian Poland border. 1t is
45 miles west of Tarnow and l25
miles west of Przemssl, whose
forts have been the scene of ter
rife slaughter during the last
month.
Cracow is 300 miles from Wen
ma. During the last few weeks
the Russian army has averaged
a daily advance OF II miles. Ac-
cording TO that average it will
only be about II days until the
Cars mighty hordes are at the
walls Of the Austrian capital.
Crittenden record-press. [volume] (Marion, Ky.) 1909-191?, 1914-11-26
NOTICE

Parties owing the Firm of
LaRue G. Settles by note or act
will please come in and make
some arrangement as ! am COM
PEELED to collect all accounts
due to said firm. Those that
don't come IN need not be sur
prised to find it in the hands of
a collector thanking you for past
fayors.
Your Friend.
Chas. IaRue.
Crittenden record-press. [volume] (Marion, Ky.) 1909-191?, 1914-11-26
HOPELESS.

Better take this patient out Of
the observation ward and place him
with the incurablcs," said the great
ahcnist.
But his Authorizations were not
out Of the ordinary" said the head
Of the insane asylum. "IIe imagined
he was Napoleon. Why do you re-
gard his case as hopclcssi'
"llc told me that he was the pres
dent Of Mexico" replied the great
aicnist.
Crittenden record-press. [volume] (Marion, Ky.) 1909-191?, 1914-11-26
England advances Greece IS,
100000 for War Purposes

London, Nov. y. Telegraph
ing from Athens, the correspon.
dent Of the Exchange Telegraph
Company says il was announced
in the Grecian Chamber of Dep
uties TO day that Great Britain
has advanced the Greek Govern
nent 100000 drachmas (ss,
600, COO, to pay for warships
for Greece to be constructed in
English shipyards.
Crittenden record-press. [volume] (Marion, Ky.) 1909-191?, 1914-11-26
QUITE TRUE.

Paucnce-To fold letters and in
sert them in envelopes | see is the
purpose Of a simple hand-opcratcd
machine patented by a Georgia man,
Pairicc-liut You never hear Of
any man pdtenting any device TO IT.
mind EN- to mail EN-.
Crittenden record-press. [volume] (Marion, Ky.) 1909-191?, 1914-11-26
HABIT.

"Why has links had the paths in
his suburban place all such queer
scrpcntinc uncsE'
"1lc had to have them that way to
suit the walk he's learned in the city
lodging autos and motorcycles"
Crittenden record-press. [volume] (Marion, Ky.) 1909-191?, 1914-11-26
Craeow Wrapped in Flames
All Inhabitants are Fleeing

Rome, Nov. %. The Glornale
D'ltalia publishes a Vienna dis
patch which says news has been
received there that Cracow, the
capital Of Galicia is burning and
the inhabitants fleeing.
Crittenden record-press. [volume] (Marion, Ky.) 1909-191?, 1914-11-26
INTERESTING FIGURES

RI find the professors statistics
stupid"
81 douf. He told me there were
4oo,OOO,OO0,OOO people IN the world
and that was the prettiest girl in
the lotS
Crittenden record-press. [volume] (Marion, Ky.) 1909-191?, 1914-11-26

FOR SALE:-Two m at c h e d
mules, 3 years old, well broken
and of medium size, and one
horse, 9 years old. Will sell
for cash or good note. Will
buy one or two hundred bush
els of corn or more.
lll94t J. p. Pierce
Crittenden record-press. [volume] (Marion, Ky.) 1909-191?, 1914-11-26
HIS AFFlicTioN.

"Docs your husband suffer with
anything like a somnolent ten
lencyH"
No, indeed, nothing so serious as
o'. lie only gets sleepy all the
me-
Crittenden record-press. [volume] (Marion, Ky.) 1909-191?, 1914-11-26
SURGICAL WORK MADE EASIER
AnesthetiIIns Machines Render Pos.
sible Operations Hitherto Scarcely
Deemed Worth Thinking OF.

Machines for administering ether,
chloroform or other anesthetics have
been devised, which make the work
OF the surgeon easier and safer for
the patient. An improved machine
If being used in several eastern hos
pitfalls which is mOtor-driven and
seems destined not only to simplify
present methods Of anesthetizing, but
to open field to surgery which here
toforc has been almost beyond the
reach Of the knife. With the new
machine It is possible TO maintain
normal lung pressure winnie the chest
cavity is being explored, a problem
solved as a mere by-protpct Of me-
chanlcal anesthcsis, while the patient
is freed from distress az the effect
OF the drug wears away. Gas and
air, and gas and oxygen may be
given in any predetermined amount
supplied by this machine. Eminent
surgeons believe this method of an
esthesia has a wide and varied field.
Popular Mechanics.
Honolulu star-bulletin. [volume] (Honolulu [Oahu, Hawaii]) 1912-2010, 1914-01-29
LAM BUILDING
LICENSES ISSUED,
OUTLOOK BRIGHT

New promises are given that Homo
lulu's building activities for the year
will be far greater than in any other
year of its history.
Yesterday afternoon building IL
censes were issued for two structures
will require for their erection an eX-
penditure of $59,700. The largest Of
the two is for a store building to be
erected at King and Nuuanu streets
at a cost Of $41,700; the second is for
improvements and addition to the
Protestant Episcopal Church at Emma
street, near Vineyard. This calls for
an expenditure of $4,000.
Ripley & Davis are the architects
for the store building, and X. Matsu-
motto is the contractor. H. Hooking
is the owner The building will be Of
brick, it will cover an area Of 13S
by 81 feet and it will require about
10 months to construct it.
With these two licenses issued, the
building permits for the month to date
lar exceed in amount involved than
for the corresponding month last year.
1t was just recently that the Hawaii
an Pineapple Company took out a Ii
cense for a $6J 900 warehouse. Work
on this structure is already under
way 1t will be completed, according
to statements made, long before it is
needed for the summer pack. - .ry :
Honolulu star-bulletin. [volume] (Honolulu [Oahu, Hawaii]) 1912-2010, 1914-01-29
TRANSPACIFIC
YACHT RACEIS
POSTPONED YEAR

There will be no trans-Pacifc yacht
race in this year, although the regu-
lar biennial event from San Diego to
Honolulu comes in 1914. At the an
nual meeting of the Hawaii Yacht
Club last night it was decided to let
the race go by the board this year,
in order to make it a feature of the
Panama-Pacific exposition season
This move meets with the hearty ap-
proval of amateur tars. both here and
on the coast, it being the general op-
inion that the race will be much more
of a success, and draw more entries,
by being put over.
Officers of the club for the ensuing
year were elected last night, as fol-
lows:
w. c. Wilder, president: W. R. Far
rngton. vice president; Frank Hal.
stead. secretary; A. W. Nicely, trea-
surer; c. A. Wilder, Tom Skinner and
Carl Dunkhase, directors; Robert
Scott, commodore; Ted Center, vice
commodore.
Club finances were discussed. and
it was decided to take up the 1915
race in good season, with the idea of
securing funds TO build a new yacht
to represent the islands, it being gen
orally conceded hardly be expected to
win over the newer and faster boats
that would probably compete in 1915.
Honolulu star-bulletin. [volume] (Honolulu [Oahu, Hawaii]) 1912-2010, 1914-01-29
court DECISION
|. TO HAVE SERIOUS
EFFECT IN HAWAII
'Domiciled Immigrants Are
Stopped By Officials Trap-
!. ]. 3 ! AeeI S d Aazardo Gus s.

y Z a. "a ~
A shock. amounting almost to con-
in the. Oriental communi-
ties hfg followed the publication yes
terdaV Vof news that the supreme couT
of the United States has held against
special immigration treatment Tor
do tniciled" aliens.
A well.known attorney and one who
has followed with particular interest
the legal points involved in the local
over the admission OF
these domiciled immigrants, or former
residents seeking to return, declared
this morning that the decision has
made foreign travel very hazardous
for Orientals.
Under this. decision, an alien resid-
ing in Hawaii, with home, family and
large property interests here, might
go to Japan or China and become af-
fIicted with a disease that would at
once bar him from returning here"
said this attorney There is no ques-
ton that this decision has raised some
very serious points. 49, r..
IF the supreme court holds that the
decision . is conclusive and inclusive,
the pending cases, where Japanese are
trying to return to the territory but
were stopped and then took habeas
corpus proceedings, will all be lost"
(Continued on page six)
Honolulu star-bulletin. [volume] (Honolulu [Oahu, Hawaii]) 1912-2010, 1914-01-29
lSIDOR JACOBS HERE
TO ATTEND MEETING OF
THE CANNERIES COMPANY

Isidor Jacobs; president of the Cali
fornia Canneries Company, arrived on
the Siberia this morning, and will re-
main here until after the first OF Feb
ruary. ~
Mr.. Jacobs visit, 1t was stated this
morning. is TO attend the meeting OF
the directors of the Hawaiian Pine
apple Canneries Company. OF which
corporation he is one Of the organic.
eIs and an officer. The importance
Of the meeting OF the directors, which
. viii be held January 80. is the deci
sion expelled !, 70 be reached for the
erection Of q pineapple cannery at
Khpaa, Kauai. stE
hen tlies ihanFs tSelE Ae4e1
from the government on lease a few
hundred acres Of land ait Kappa, II
was stipulated that a pineapple can
merry should be. put up on the ground
Since beginning its operations, the
company has put in nearly so acres OF
pines and homesteaders in the dis
trict have put in almost an equal
amount. ~
Honolulu star-bulletin. [volume] (Honolulu [Oahu, Hawaii]) 1912-2010, 1914-01-29
Especial Cable to the Nippu JjD.

Especial Cable to the Nippu Jiji).
TOXIC, Japan, Jan. 29-The Doshi-
kai, a newly-launched constitutional
party under the leadership of Baron
K. Kato, is taking steps to secure the
impeachment of the members of the
Japanese cabinet of which Count Com
bel -Yamamoto is premier. This move
ment is the outcome of the recent ma.
val scandal and the Doshikai claims
that. as the cabinet is responsible for
and has jurisdiction over all affairs
of the navy, the scandal should have
at least been prevented or been made
the basis of thorough Investigation
The gist of the scandal is to the effect
that certain Japanese naval officers
were receiving commissions from a
German shipbuilding company, the
charge having been brought by Ger
man named Richter who claimed to
have papers in his possession to prove
his statements.
Honolulu star-bulletin. [volume] (Honolulu [Oahu, Hawaii]) 1912-2010, 1914-01-29

After q bitter fight of several days
duration, reaching a climax late yes
terday afternoon when United States
nistrict-attorne Jeff McCarn, in his
address to the jury, outlined the fight
he proposes to make against white
slavers," the trial of the two men and
one woman accused of a violation OF
the white slave act resulted in hung
jury. The jury was dismissed by
Judge Clemons and Immediately after
ward McCarn announced his intention
TO renew the trial in another week or
two.
Nagged by the frequent Interrupt.
tiors of Attorney Frank Andrade, wAiS
rep; csented the defense, Mccain
twice lost his temper in the courSie of
his talk to the jury. At the Second
interruption, when Andrade 1nmned
up declaring: That is not I2he evj.
dence, Your Honor! That iSk not So,
1t is not true" the district attorney
whirled and exclaimed: 4.
Your Honor. l demand tho nrotec-
ton of this court! l aAAk nrotoction
only while am inside Sbis court"
At that moment thetS hint of fistic
warfare was so strongSs'in the be)liger-
eht atCtoues Oh the Opposing counsel
that Juuee OIehlonst{ after instructing
Honolulu star-bulletin. [volume] (Honolulu [Oahu, Hawaii]) 1912-2010, 1914-01-29
Many States of Union and Sew
eral Foreign Countries Will
Participate in Event

Women of Honolulu TO the number
OF nearly 200. including natives OF
practically every state in the union as
well as several foreign countries, have
signified their intention of being pres
ert At the annual meeting of the local
Young Women's Christian Associa-
fion, which will be held in the parish
house Of Central Union Church this
evening. The meeting will be in the
form Of a state dinner, following
which directors to serve during the
coming year will be elected and re-
ports presented covering the work
which the association has accomplish
ed during the past year.
The following women have notified
the general secretary that they will
attend: ....~.
NEW YORK Mrs. F. j. Lowrey,
hostess; Mrs L. T. Peck, Mrs. Hugh
Thompson, Mrs. r. Smith, Miss NJ. F.
Todd, Mrs Nellie Lesion, Mrs. Agnes
III. B. Judd, Miss Alice E. Knapp, Miss
Jessica Pascoe, Miss Marion Brown.
Miss Anna Van Schaick, Miss Evelyn
Drummond, Miss Evelyn MacDougal,
Mrs. A. ]. Raseman,s Mrs. c. l..
Force, Mrs. Alice Pferdener.
HAWAII - Mrs. Walter F. Frear,
hostess; Mrs. Clifton Tracy, Mrs.
Albert Waterhouse, Miss Gertrude
Chin OF Wong, Mrs F. NJ. Coon, Miss
Julia A. Gulick, Miss Catherine Whit
comb, Mrs. W. H. Babbitt, Miss Ag-
mes E. Judd, Miss Nina J. Adams,
Miss Florence MacIntyre, Mrs. w. W.
Dowsett. Miss Stone, Miss Namauu,
Mrs. w. d. Westervelt, Miss Helen
F.: Bell, Mr.. and Mrs. B. l.. Marx,
Mrs. Geo. Castle. Miss Margaret Peter
son, Mrs. o. H. Gulick, Mrs. P. J.
Monaghan, Mrs. Emilia Guerrero, Miss
Louise Akeo, Mrs. A. Gartley, Lillian
Bolles, Agnes Apo, Harriet G. Forbes,
Frances Johnson, Mrs. B. H. Hitch,
Isabel M. Weight, Esther Kalino, Ace
V. Ting, Sigma Wickander, Frances
Berndt, Mrs. O.. F. Lecker, Mabel K.
Name, Mrs. Pierre Jones, Mrs. C. H.
Kluegel. Alice Haynes, Rose E. Holt,
Elizabeth Holt, Mrs. ]. p Erdman,
Lulu Koelling. Marion Wright, Mrs.