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The citizen. (Frederick City, Md.) 1895-1923, 1914-01-16
loT MUCH OF A PROBLEM
Observing Boy Had Sure Way Of Do
termining the Breed of Chicken
Served for Dinner.

At a recent dinner in a suburban
district, where all the guests were
amateur chicken raisers, after dis
cussiou of the egg problem the con.
versation turned to the best breed OF
hens After the good points of Orp-
ingtons, Minorcas, Leghorns and 9TH
ers had all been brought forth the
host said:
We'll, the ultimate end OF every
chicken is the pot. and you can't tell
the difference when 1t is on the table.
Let's see how many can tell what
kind of hen we have just eaten"
All agreed 1t was a very good kind.
but there were many guesses as to the
breed The only child at the table.
twelve-year-old boy. was the one who
guessed correctly.
The host beamed on him and said:
Jimmie. how did you know it was a
Plymouth Rock?"
"Oh. that was easy" he replied. Il
found a feather in the gravy"
The citizen. (Frederick City, Md.) 1895-1923, 1914-01-16
up..o.pate cIaouer.

The theatrical claquer has ever been
an Institution in France, especially
Paris, where a chef de claque" en-
Joys recognized status and receives
comfortable income. 1t is mistake
to suppose that the only duty Of
:laquers is to applaud. A well-organ-
tzed claque includes the art of infec-
:ious laughter. These, called "chatouil-
leurs," attend the lighter forms of
drama and laugh so heartily and
naturally that their neighbors join in,
and leave the house convinced that the
play must be most amusing one.
Then. too. there are the "pleureuses."
who are paid to shake with sobs at the
right moment during melodrama.
The citizen. (Frederick City, Md.) 1895-1923, 1914-01-16

Sidney S Sappnglon. r. Franz 60. -
vain attempt to ind hotel with a
vacant bed, were at last forced to
make the best OF small inn.
Even then they had to share bed,
which was-and on this the landlord
laid great stress-a feather bed.
They turned in, and one OF The pair
was soon fast asleep; the other was
not. He could not manage to dodge
the bumps and heard hour after hour
strike on the church clock until q.
M, when he also struck
He did this by violently shaking his
snoring friend
Whats the matter?" growled the
other. 1T cant be time to get up
YETI"
"No. 1t isn't" retorted his friend.
continuing to shake him, but it's my
turn to sleep on the feather!"
The citizen. (Frederick City, Md.) 1895-1923, 1914-01-16
DRESSY SMALL FOLKS
LITTLE ONES WELL LOOKED AFT
Err BY FASHION,.
Their Coats, in Beauty of Material and
Artistic Cut, Are Almost on Par
With Those Being Worn by
Their Elders.
BY MARY DEAN.

The beauty of the coat materials de-
signed for grownups this season has
had It's effect upon the coats for small
folk.
Naturally the gorgeous embossed
yelvets and brocades are outside the
province OF children's clothes, but
many OF the plain and corded velvets
and silks are used for coats for little
folks and there are innumerable things
among the soft woollen stuffs that are
admirably adapted to the same pur-
pose.
Peau de peche, baby lamb cloth, wool
velours, duvtyne, zibiline, ratine. chin.
chilla, wool corduroy-all in appropri.
ate colors-make charming little coats
The citizen. (Frederick City, Md.) 1895-1923, 1914-01-16
TulIe for the Hair.

Tulie is most becoming couture
adornment-if kept under direct con.
troll. Wired wings of black tulle
edged with rhinestones and attached
to a smoothly drawn black tulle filet
make an effective couture ornament
for either very dark or very light hair
but the same filet with fluffy tied
bow of the tulle is apt to give blowsy
look to any but a young face of the
fluffy" type. 1t is the same with white
tulle. The flat of this delicate stufr
SHOULD be attached to smart aigrette
or a pair of rhinestone studded wings
to produce the best effect.
The citizen. (Frederick City, Md.) 1895-1923, 1914-01-16
Glazed chintz sb,a..

In the country cottage glazed chintz
Is taking the place of plain shades.
Made to fit the window and run on an
ordinary roller. these shades are mcst
attractive, the light sitting through
and effectively bringing out the love.
ly Chintz patterns. Over these the
white draperies are hung straight sor
draped back.
The citizen. (Frederick City, Md.) 1895-1923, 1914-01-16

and along these
light weight, thick
and soft woolens
are old favorites,
such as broad
cloth. which never
loses its popular
ity for children's
wear.
Blue, from light
to pastel, sapphire
and navy is al
ways a good color
for the child's
coat. For very
small girls there
are bewitching lit
tie models in light
blue broadcloth,
trimmed with mar
The citizen. (Frederick City, Md.) 1895-1923, 1914-01-16
rhis W,ll Intsrsst Mothers.

Mother Gray's Sweet Powders for Children
relieve Fevershness, Headache, Bad Stomach.
Teething Disorders, move and regulate the
Bowels aud destroy worms. They break up
Colds in "a hours They are so pleasant to takd
Years. All Drurrists CSC Sample FREE. A6
dress, A. 8. Olmsted, lie Roy, N. 7. Adv
The citizen. (Frederick City, Md.) 1895-1923, 1914-01-16

Miss Ruth Garrett, daughter of Mr..
N. Garrett, West Patrick street. emf
tanned number of her friends on Tu
day evening. Games were PLAYED,
mnsic was furnished by Miss Addie
gan. The ladies employed at the of
of THE CITIZEN and Miss Eta Derr
Georgia, Miss Lima Derr, Miss M.
were the out of town guests. Refre
ments were served.
The citizen. (Frederick City, Md.) 1895-1923, 1914-01-16
Euturist Musiciana on lob.

Paris-Jealous OF the laurels won
by futurist painters, an orchestra of
futurist musicians will give concert
and attempt to reproduce the sounds
of q railroad collision.
The citizen. (Frederick City, Md.) 1895-1923, 1914-01-16
In CHICAGO.

Mrs. Wabash see eggs laid by q
New Zealand lizard require Ia months
to hatch.
Mrs. Dearborn-The idea! We
ought to boycott those eggs, too!
The citizen. (Frederick City, Md.) 1895-1923, 1914-01-16

by in Little Old New York before that
piece of wood would be picked up.
Rut IL has been found. Ofhfers OF
the Thompson-Starrett company have
Il In their possession.
II Is a cedar log from the pre-glacial
The citizen. (Frederick City, Md.) 1895-1923, 1914-01-16

When young man calls on gin
and she tells him that she expects &c
die an old maid. It is equivalent to
proposal.
The citizen. (Frederick City, Md.) 1895-1923, 1914-01-16
Modern Form.

Doctor-Do you take any form Of
active exercise?
Patient-Oh, yes, doctor. dodge
automobiles all the way downtown.
The citizen. (Frederick City, Md.) 1895-1923, 1914-01-16

rines he is considered an expert. Note
worthy improvements in fleet tactics
have been suggested by him. But his
most remarkable inventive ideas have
been developed In connection with
naval ordnance.
The citizen. (Frederick City, Md.) 1895-1923, 1914-01-16
The Difference.

Severe Moralist-My dear young
man. do you bet on the races?
Experienced Jockey-No, sir: race
on the bets.
The citizen. (Frederick City, Md.) 1895-1923, 1914-01-16
Insure Pear tree For sao. GOO.

Los Angeles.-An alligator pear
tree, owned by H. A. Woodwork. has
been insured for $4,000 by Lloyds of
London against fire or frost.
The citizen. (Frederick City, Md.) 1895-1923, 1914-01-16

Mrs. Hannah Greensides, of M
York, on her ninety ninth birthday, c;
culated that she had slept 365, 600 hot
OF her life away.
The citizen. (Frederick City, Md.) 1895-1923, 1914-01-16

Many q fellow who waits for some
thing to turn up ends by marrying Q
girl with a pug nose.
The citizen. (Frederick City, Md.) 1895-1923, 1914-01-16

Putnam Fadeless Dyes do not stain
the hands. Adv
The citizen. (Frederick City, Md.) 1895-1923, 1914-01-16

The diameter of the moon is est
mated to be 2.162 miles.
The citizen. (Frederick City, Md.) 1895-1923, 1914-01-16

Use Roman Eye Bslsam for scslding sen
sation In eyes and Inflammation OF eyes o'
eyelide Adv.
The citizen. (Frederick City, Md.) 1895-1923, 1914-01-16

More than 100000 gross of pencils
are annually made in Philadelphia.
The citizen. (Frederick City, Md.) 1895-1923, 1914-01-16

was a.iston---FFiday Fletcher ev-
ergbody in che navy asls him.
ne got his nicknam ia rather ODD
way 1t so chance9 that the officer
eno now conmar Is the America ma
Vai fGses In Me- Gcan uators was born
- the sxth q stlis wees in the
The citizen. (Frederick City, Md.) 1895-1923, 1914-01-16

Is Associate Head Of Family"
Chicago Caroline Polachek.
fii.g. woman annlicant for a ich % .,>-.
The citizen. (Frederick City, Md.) 1895-1923, 1914-01-16

lee. The log has been neatly cut, and
Is in perfect preservation.
The citizen. (Frederick City, Md.) 1895-1923, 1914-01-16

white was seen re-
3ently. The coat is
of corduroy and
the trimming con-
sists of a narrow
band Of coney
forming the collar
and edging the left
side of the coat al
the f a S t e N i n G.
There is a girdle
Of the corduroy
fastened with a
sarg material
Buckle. A small
white muff of the
coney accompanies
the coat, and a hat
Of white plush.
OF the little par
ty frocks for the
small girl it is
hard to conve.
any any impress
sion in Erint. Sim
plicity Of line.
childlike quality
and dainty color
ing are the essen
tial features of gu
The citizen. (Frederick City, Md.) 1895-1923, 1914-01-16
coIden-Haired Couture

The decided vogue for yellow. which
is noticeable In all the departments
of dress this season 10 h<i-s- q
The citizen. (Frederick City, Md.) 1895-1923, 1914-01-16
NEW ADVERTISER
ORDER NISI ON AUDIT.
No. 1868 Equity.

In the Circuit court for Frederick County
ling in quity.
The citizen. (Frederick City, Md.) 1895-1923, 1914-01-16
ss sss e ue PRE-GLAclAL LOG
4 Wood Neatly Hewn 10000
Ne ,.Auo Sc Urcsrthed by
tsii .1ssssS Work., ,s.sllder.
ins1f "a AWAY

put ther ~ ~
our stock, ,...s
The Hood River glacier. (Hood River, Or.) 1889-1933, 1914-06-04
DISTRICT MAKES CON-
STRUCTION RECORD

J. ". Mcdonald. superintendent Of
the district, and his crews of men, fin
ishing the task at noon Tuesday, made
a construction record for the valley in
laying 3, 800 feet Of l6-inch pipe to take
the place of flume and ditch approach
ing the Lenz Butte. The order for the
pipe and two huge castings, which were
required for the work, were not given
to the Pacific Tank & Pipe Co, of Port
land, which furnished the material,
until Monday, May 25. The pipe had
TO be manufactured and the connections
cast. But the pipe company cooperated
with c. X. Bone, president of the dis
trict, and hastened the material to the
valley in a record time.
THE pipe company, for their haste
in getting out the order, and Mr. Nc
Donald, for his indomitable energy,
deserve much credit for Fastening the
work through says MIR. Bone. "and
again getting the water started for the
East Side orchardists.
A break in the flume near the LEM
butte week before last put portions of
the big East Side system out of comis-
sion. Before the improvement was
made, proper distribution of the water
was difficult. With the new improve
ment, the water will be brought to the
growers with much greater facility.
Up to the present time $500 feet of
pipe have been laid and 200 inches of
water are running through it. -Four
carloads of small pipe for laterals are
here and by July l practically all of the
East Side will be under pressure.
The Hood River glacier. (Hood River, Or.) 1889-1933, 1914-06-04
0. A. c. Expert will Talk at MOSier

Speaking on the value of fruit and
vegetable byproducts and the nece ssity
of establishing factories for making
this disposal of inferior and surplus
products, Professor W. S. Brown, ex-
tension horticulturist at the Oregon
Agricultural College, will give an ad-
dress in MUsier on Saturday, June 6.
This address will be given under the
auspices ofsthe local grange. A pre-
Iiminary survey of the field will be
made by the speaker who will then
deal with local as we'll as general con-
ditions. Prof. Brown has studied this
matter widely and many of his 0bser-
vations are set forth in a bulletin re-
Gently prepared by him in collaboration
with Prof. Lewis. Prof. Brown is also
member of the committee on by
products factories appointed at the
Spokane National Apple show, to in
vestigate and report districts in which
factories could proftabIy be erected.
His subject is full of interest and will
be presented in an attractive and un-
derstandabe form.
The Hood River glacier. (Hood River, Or.) 1889-1933, 1914-06-04
STATE C0MMANDERY
HEAD PAYS VISIT

The members of the local comman-
derry, Knights Templar, we're hosts
Tuesday evening at banquet rendered
to Leonard Lewellyn Jewell. eminent
commander for Oregon, whose home is
in Grants Pass. The tables we're beau
tifully decorated with Hood River roses
by Mrs. Harry Bailey and Mrs. W. F.
Laraway The banquet, held in the
dining room of the Masonic hall, fol-
lowed business meeting, MIR. Jewell
having come here on an official visit.
Yesterday morning, accompanied by A.
d. Moe, eminent commander Of the To-
cal cOmmandery, and Myron S. Smith,
of Underwood, Wash, Mr.. jewell was
taken on tour of the valley by W. F.
Laraway. travelling as far as the Toll
bridge above Mount Hood.
Mrs. Smith and little daughter, who
accompanied MIR. Smith here for the
meeting, were taken over the valley
yesterday morning by DR.. and Mrs. H.
ID. w. PineO.
The Hood River glacier. (Hood River, Or.) 1889-1933, 1914-06-04
ROYAL ANN CHERRIES
HAVE BEEN SOLD

The Apple Growers Association has
sold the entire crop of Royal Ann cher
ries at five cents per pound, (. o. b.
Hood River. The following statement
has just been mailed to growers by A.
W. Stone. manager of the Association:
eve have sold the entire crop at FIVE
cents per pound f. o. b. Hood River.
Royal AIMS must be picked just as
they are turning ripe. Must have
stems on, and be free from cracks,
sunburns and bird pecks. To be deliv-
cred at our warehouse packed in old
apple boxes, covers nailed on. This is
a good sale and we are honor bound to
complete this contract and depend on
your deliveries.
Upon the quantity .of Bingss and
Lamberts we will have for market de-
pends our chance for distribution. Elf
we can make up car lots we can reach
a wider territory. Our plans are to
have the packed with face, in full quart
hallocks; l6 to the crate. Cherries
when packed must be in prime scondi-
tion with stems on. In order to save
both expense and waste you can pack
them at home. We think this package
will net the best returns.
The Hood River glacier. (Hood River, Or.) 1889-1933, 1914-06-04
BIG HORSE SALE
FOR SHERMAN CO.

Geo. N. Crosfeld, of Wasco, Sher-
man county. Ore, has bills out an
nouncing the greatest auction sale of
horses ever held in Sherman county.
Mr.. Crosfeld will act as his own auc-
tioneer and will have upwards of 100
horses to sell. The largest consigner
will be A. d. Richelderfer, of Wasco.
who will have 35 head in the sale. Mr..
CrosfeId will have a consignment of
his own and already has some 81 or %
other small consigners and all good
stock. The entire list will contain
geldings. brood mares. from three to
eight years and weigh from 1900 to
1850 pounds. There will be some very
choice match teams. Sale starts Fri
day MORNING, June IL, at 10 a. m.
sharp, and will continue Saturday
morning. 1t will be held at the old
Sink place, three miles northwest Of
WascO.
For further information write or
phone MIR. Crosfeld at Wasco, Oregon.
The Hood River glacier. (Hood River, Or.) 1889-1933, 1914-06-04
Many Visit Mount Hood Lodge

Many guests have been at the Mount
Hood Lodge recently. Guests of the
past week have been:
Mrs. M. J. Won der Abe, Mrs. Carl
Smith, Mrs. II. H. Bailey, Miss Guida
Smith, of Hood River: A. Palmer
Tiff, Mrs. s. Ransom, Mrs. Edith
Pontius, Mr.. and Mrs. Warren knight,
and MIR. and Mrs. Nj. l.. Holbrook, of
Portland.
On Saturday, Decoration Day, sew
eral guests of the Lodge we're guided
on a horseback trip over the new gov
eminent ranger trail in the direction
Of the Barlow road 1t is a magnificent
ride and the outing was immensely en-.
jOyed.
Miss Willmann and Miss Virginia
Burrell, of Portland, have returned to
the Lodge for an extended visit.
The Hood River glacier. (Hood River, Or.) 1889-1933, 1914-06-04
Republican Committeeman to Meet

The nominees of the different pre-.
cincts for the Republican central county
committee will meet Saturday after.
noon at 2 O'Clock for the purpose of or.
ganization. The nominees are: South
Hood River. Paul r. Hughes: Heights,
F. H. Blagg; Falls, A. 0. Adams
East Hood River, J. L. Carter: Bald.
win, W. S. Gribble; Parkdale, C. C.
Walton; Dee, J. W. West; Waucoma,
W. J. Baker; Odell, Thomas Lacey
Pine Grove, tie between McCully anc
L. E. Clark; West Hood River, tie be
tween R. N. Young, Jos. Frazier, Jr.,
E. H. Hartwig, W. l.. Clark and G. A.
Van Anda. Those who have tied will
draw lots for their place on the com.
mittee.
The Hood River glacier. (Hood River, Or.) 1889-1933, 1914-06-04
Unitarian Church

The congregational singing under the
direction of Mr. Wedmeyer has made a
vast improvement. Special attention
is called to the community singing
every Sunday evening at 7.30. Anyone
attending may feel free to leave in
time to attend his own church. Next
Sunday in addition to hymns, "Annie
Laurie" and Loves OLD Sweet Song"
will be sung. All singing now is part
singing, and Mr.. Wedemeyer is always
present to lead. At 8 O'Clock the ser
vice is as follows: Story. "The
Prince of Hester Street." Vocal duet,
Mrs. Gillian and Mrs. Huxley, violin
solo by Mrs. Chas. Hall. and a vocal
solo by Mr.. Wedemeyer. Congrega-
tionaI part singing. All are invited.
The Hood River glacier. (Hood River, Or.) 1889-1933, 1914-06-04
CONGREGATIONAL Church

Thursday at p. m. Cecilian choir
practice at 725 Sherman ave.
Thursday at p. m. Boy Scouts meet
at the church. Friday at p. m. a re-
ception for the new minister and fam
lily will be held in the church. All
members and friends of the church are
invited.
Sunday school meets at $50 a. m.
Sunday to practice for Children's Day
program. Sunday school at 10 a. m.
Morning worship II a. m. The minis
ter, Rev. A. S. Donat, will preach on
the theme, Emphasis in Christian
Religion. Man." Solo by Mrs. SIet-
ton.
Y. P. IS. C. E. at $50 p. m. Lunch
to be followed by regular meeting, led
by Miss Frances Elizabeth Baker.
The Hood River glacier. (Hood River, Or.) 1889-1933, 1914-06-04
Saturday Fire Mystery Solved

The mystery of the smoke in the
Mount Hood station late Saturday af-
ternoon was solved when it was
learned that Jap boy, while smoking,
had set his bedding on tire. The smoke
made a dense smudge, which filled the
building The fire alarm was turned
in and the Volunteer fire department
responded A thorough search all
through the building failed to reveal
any fire. The Jap had removed the
bedding and sxtinguished the flames.
The Hood River glacier. (Hood River, Or.) 1889-1933, 1914-06-04
Earl Cannon Dies in Los Angeles

The body of Earl Cannon, the son of
MIR. and Mrs. L. w. Cannon, whose
home is on Brookside drive, was Gre
mated on Tuesday in Los Angeles.
Death occurred at the Clara Barton
hospital, where MIR. Cannon was suffer
ing from spinal meningitis. He was
expected home by his parents, it hav-
ing been customary for him to spend
the winters in southern California and
the summers here with his parents.
Mr.. Cannon, whose age was 33 years,
had been a victim of tuberculosis, but
was apparently recovering.
Mr. Cannon, in addition to his par
ents and wife, leaves surviving two
sisters, Mrs. Mabel Carter and Miss
Bertha Cannon.
The Hood River glacier. (Hood River, Or.) 1889-1933, 1914-06-04
Work Begun on Astoria Water Front

Work was begun yesterday on As
toria's new sea walls and docks. R. r.
Bartlett, who recently left Hood River.
will be engaged on the new municipal
wharves, the approximate cost of the
first unit of which will reach $500. 0O0
The walls that will be constructed
will reclaim large areas of land at As
toria. The business men of that city
are jubilant over the beginning of the
work, having fought for more than two
years to secure favorable vote of the
nnnnln
The Hood River glacier. (Hood River, Or.) 1889-1933, 1914-06-04
Mount Hood Operates Berry Train

The Mount Hood Railroad Co. is now
operating a berry train to handle the
Upper Valley and Dee cropIof fruit.
Two cars were brought in over the line
Monday night and two Tuesday night.
The cars are iced and are loaded ready
for routing.
The train leaves the city in the af-
ternoon as soon as the regular train ar.
rives on the return trip from Psrkdale.
The Hood River glacier. (Hood River, Or.) 1889-1933, 1914-06-04
Baptist Church

Sunday school at 10 a. m. At II a.
m. the pastor will preach a sermon on
Modernism in our churches" having
special reference to the division in two
of SesttIe's Baptist churches on the
question of social service. In the
evening a gospel sermon. The young
peoples choir will again render a
special piece. All not attending else
where cordially invited. Robert Gray,
pastor.
The Hood River glacier. (Hood River, Or.) 1889-1933, 1914-06-04
CruSherS Put to Work

The county court journeyed to Mount
Hood last week, where the new rock
crusher of that district was put into
operation. The new crusher will furn-
ish material exclusively for the Upper
Valley.
The cIusher at Odells has been put to
work, dump cars having been installed
to take the place of wheelbarrows.
The Hood River glacier. (Hood River, Or.) 1889-1933, 1914-06-04

In every home where there is a baby
there should be boz tie Of McGee Baby
Elixir. 1t may be needed at any time
to correct sour stomach, wind collie,
diarrhoea, or summer complaint. 1t Is
a wholesome remedy, contains no opium,
morphine or injurious drug Of any kind.
Price 25c and SOC per bottle. Sold by
Chas. n. Clarke.
The Hood River glacier. (Hood River, Or.) 1889-1933, 1914-06-04
SNYDER InStaIIS Power Plant

F. B. Snyder, of the Hood River
Plumbing Co., is installing at his place
on Thirteenth and Durham streets. a
small power plant, which will be
driven by the water of brook caused
by the overflow from an irrigation
ditch.
The Hood River glacier. (Hood River, Or.) 1889-1933, 1914-06-04
Methodist Church

Sunday school at 10 a. m. Preaching
service at II am. and 8 p. m. Themes
Morning, Facing a Crisis" evening,
"The Great Refusal" Epworth League
at z p. m.
The public is cordially invited to at.
tend these services.
The Hood River glacier. (Hood River, Or.) 1889-1933, 1914-06-04
Masonic Meeting

The regular monthly meeting of
Hood River Lodge No. l05, A. F. & A.
NJ, will be held Saturday evening at
the Masonic hall. Work in the M. M.
degree will be conducted.
The Hood River glacier. (Hood River, Or.) 1889-1933, 1914-06-04
J. Adrian Epping
Phone 5S37

: Miss Marjorie Pond, accompanied by
Miss Hattie. NJ. Hamilton, arrived
from Portland last week for a visit
with Miss Ponds brother. Russell
Pond, on the Red Cross orchards in the
Upper Valley.
The Hood River glacier. (Hood River, Or.) 1889-1933, 1914-06-04

If you want shoes that don't 90
wrong go to Jobnsen's.
The Hood River glacier. (Hood River, Or.) 1889-1933, 1914-06-04
To Exchange :.

The leading hotel at Bend, Oregon,
stone building, modern in every re-
spect; 4 blocks from station leased
at 800 at month. Price sl2, 900.
Wants orchard, some bearing.
400 acres in Willamette Valley. SO
acres cleared; family orchard good
buildings price $35 per acre wants
land partly improved.
79 room hotel, center down town
district of Portland clears $500 per
month. Will take cleared or un-
cleared land, price $500.
10 acres at Mosier, all in trees from
to 8 years; one-half mile from
town; will trade for Hood River
improved land price $1,000.
s room handsome residence, Portland
Heights 4 large lots, quantity OF
shrubbery; price s12,5OO-wants
improved place of equal value;
have $l5O,Ooe worth of property to
trade into Hood River land.