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New-York tribune. [volume] (New York [N.Y.]) 1866-1924, 1914-03-25

WEST ST. Iei and 125 all: Edward Ellsworth
and ano. trus to Tredk " KloppcnDers, on
premises: yrs from May :. 1914: $3.50. at
tofueys. Guggenheimer. & NJ, 81 Wall 81.
tslST ST. COS West. store ana basement. VIM
Greenfield Amusement 60 20 Hizman SHOP
Inc. on premises: biz yrs from March I.
1914. $3.50; attorney. Jos II Hayes, 81 Chambers
81.
10TH ST. % West store floor and base
ment: David Davis 70 Morris Roth. pa East
18th ST; yrs from May I. 1914 N,0S0; attor-
ney. Herman Spira. $50 Montague 81. Brook
Ign.
5TH AVE. So store and basement. John \
Gclding 10 Frederlcs Inc. 49, 9Th ave. 10 IL
yrs from MAY J. 1914; $4,000; address. Wet
9th 50.
CHARLES ST q. all: Mary 2 walsh 20
Louisa peters. "a West nth g.: SIS from
NOV J. 1912. $3.50.
BROADWAY. 1858. corner stor. and base
l.e1t. Ada j. Westcott et al, trus. 20 Jacob
Harris 1853 Fulton ave; 9 10-l9 yrs from Dec
!, 1913: g. 200: address. 1855 Broadway.
46TH ST. Jos West. store and basement; Max
Kessler to saml Unger, III East 9Th st: yrs
from May T. 1914: Sl,4c0. attorney, sam l. Korn-
bluth. 81 Chambers ST.
LAFAYETTE ST. 80 TO 1856. front part
top loft: Aberdeen Realty Company to Farmer
Zehr Engraving CO, on premises; 10 yrs from
May l. 1914; $500; attorney, Goldman. -
Park Row
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The Bronx.

PROSPECT AVE, SCI: barber shop. Denis
Sullivan 10 Ignatz Schanz. S34 East lest ST.
yrs from May l. 1914. $3.50 TO $3.50; address
sol Prospect ave.
PROSPECT AVE- sol: cigar store: same 20
Abraham Greenhouse. S2f East 16lst st, yrs
from May !. 1914; $50 TO $50.
FREMONT AVE. SOC cor OF Crotona
Parkway. store etc: Honeoye Realty Corpora
tion 70 Andrew Langan. 3lJ Fast lJSth 81;
yrs from April J. 1914. $500 70 So 800; auor-
news. Fitch VI & q. 81 Nassau s.
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CREATIONS.
MARCH e
The Bronx.

cry ISLAND AVE. s. lilo 4 o. 10
cheIls 81; 81 sty frame hotel. o. SxS5 AraoeIis
Huntington. los Angeles. owner; 9elierss % q
Webb 1914 West 42d s., architects cost S'V'
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LOAN AGREEMENTS.
VI Z ~ II -
Manhattan.

FORT WASHINGTON AVE 5. 10oi u
81 roth ST. 100 lx9S5x irreg. Monirose
Realty co loans Hath 81 and 9Th Ave Con-
struction 60 $4,000.
SHERMAN AVE. n cor 81 Goth 81. l00x
100: Max Marx loans Goth 81 Realty Cor
poratfou $50. 600
New-York tribune. [volume] (New York [N.Y.]) 1866-1924, 1914-03-25
AeR3MAl, Estate
Investor Gives Cash for
Chambers St. Structures

The same brokers sold the property 10
Mr.. Michel in February for investment
New-York tribune. [volume] (New York [N.Y.]) 1866-1924, 1914-03-25
Staten Island Farms Sold.

Cornelius c. Kolff sold for James Cor
rigan TO Lemuel G. Butler two farms. Ro
sele and Bcryl avenues. on Wood. Har
mon d co.'s little farms AZ Princess Bay
New-York tribune. [volume] (New York [N.Y.]) 1866-1924, 1914-03-25
West 14Oth Street Lease.

Moore Schultz & Co have leased Nos
IG and 80 West Iioth street. a five story
house containing thirty families, for
New-York tribune. [volume] (New York [N.Y.]) 1866-1924, 1914-03-25
UNFURN,SHED APARTMENTS.
EAST SIDE.

TIE ROIKENHANN. 9Th ave, northeast cor
ner bsth st-Uumrnished apartments Of nins
and ton nne rooms and three bathrooms newly
decorated: one apartment with southean sx-
posur~: rent 5000 TO f.Wo. leasc To besfn
,rop, N,V 1915 furtiire niN n''s"~
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RECORDED MORTGAGES.

NVItb rane and address % purchaser ana ~
torneyp
Interest per cent unless otherwise stated
sfADtrrI
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CONNECTICUT.

TO RENT-Furnished % story T. room
stone house 10 American Protestant peo-
pie. suitable for two families. separate dr..
ing rooms and kitchers. salt water bathing
boating and fishing. spacious lawn piano
telephone. near trolley and steam roads
S rooms, St75. rooms 500. references p.
CURED STONE HOUSE Mantle. Cona
Lock box $40.
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PRINTING AND STATIONERY.
PRINTING & STATIONERY

High class printing OF every description: sat
isfaction guaranteed: reasonable prices: ssti-
mates on request. ii6 Pearl It. Tel. Broad 1872
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PURSUANT TO STATUTORY ksS a. sc,
r. - ~ ,o,ica i. hereby given that a. -
ss men' bi nG', %9 io7 Tnt 30 4ss s.s M.
passed By both branches Of The Ter s.T
entitled An Act to amend n. .,' les o, 80
York charter in relation 70 sa,1sr.cst,on.
teaching STAFF Of the BOARD .. 1bst Pub
uc fP Hesrng s0 upon such b will b. hs'r 70.
the Mayors once in the cliy hS March y
CIV OF New York on TnuFsoS!'
1914. at 2.3O o'clock =. NJ y,-ch p,
Dated city Hall. New YORK
1914 JOHN PURRoT MIrcHIsSn,,
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IN THE AUCTION MARKET.

The following real estate transactions
were recorded yesterday Al tho Real Es-
tate Exchange salesroom. Nos. II and IS
Nesey street.
By Joseph r. Day.
10TH ST 500 and sos West = 100 n
,y ~ Amsterdam ave 50X9g IL NV tcnmt.
al lourucd 10 march 81. also,
sOTU sr. 30 West. .. 30 n " ~ 10Th
ave. 25xlO0 .. . sty tcnnt. sold 10 the plain
TN for $4,000. also.
soD CT S31 west. =. 8T' - ~ r1fn
New-York tribune. [volume] (New York [N.Y.]) 1866-1924, 1914-03-25
The Bronx.

rrNIONPORT ROAD. 1853; Antonio Pos
siIlipo ast Frank Negro. owner and con
tractor; S95.
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REMEDIES.
plJBLlC NOTICES.

PURSUANT TO Statutory RE 'ssi N
meut notice IS eere9,y- s' ~, 70. 1902
h bss been passed by ooth branches 2, Y, Y.
legislature. entitled Al Act 20 s'n - BSook.
use OF certain lands IN The borough o. , Si,
I'm and city Of New YORK a1a eeo,.,-ucton
ton OF additional lands TOT .-7 81, Ring. an
90 a- SVIi gor such construction and f2' y.
maintenance Of said court hogs ,, a." y, ,s1
closing OF Joralemon Street IN ron iog. Z
court house anu 20 repeal CERTAIN
relation thereto. -,..- tia, Ps5.
Further notice IS hereby gie's.1 bs he'd a.
liz Wavor'. once IN the City Ha,, ,l " q
CIV OF New York. on Thursdaj' "S''
1914. At . 30 o'clock J. " -. vsrch e.
Dated CIV Hall New YORK
i'''' JOHN PURROY MrrcRnh W.
New-York tribune. [volume] (New York [N.Y.]) 1866-1924, 1914-03-25
NEW BUILDING PLANS.
MARCH "a.
Manhattan.

MANHATTAN ST. IS and 50. and ol9 ana
,si Uest t9sth 81. for a two ST. and basement
br,, and marble public circulating branch II.
brsry 80 lOxll75: y Y Public Library 80
eth ave, owner: Carrers & Hastings, 20 ON
ave architects: $50. 900.
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RECORDED TRANSFERS.
Manhattan.

with name and address Of purchaser and
attorney
MARCTI
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The Bronx

JACKSON AVE. " s, 1856 q y 1884 So
4 s,v brk tenmt house. 25.7x54; LOYAL bui.d-
ing 90. Lubowith. Ssl East i+ytn -, Soo
Uestchester ave. architects; cost, $1,000.
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ASSIGNMENTS OF MORTGAGES.
MARCH -
Manhattan.

Harry Harris 10 Ray We'll. 81
Same 20 Fanny Klein. 81
Antonio civeafrO 80 Nirrer-o f~rys. H10n
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WESTCHESTER COUNTY.
Kenneth Ives & Co. ' ws.,cIi River 1EN
NEW JERSEY.

ARE YOU LOOKING FOR A COUNTRY
home near tho city, Builder wifi sell a,
sacrifice four handsome houses. SIX room,
and bath. all Improvement restricted neigh
borhood. nigh elevation. lust the place fo-
children. near schools and churches. on
n inutes from r. r station one block from
trolley; thirty minutes from property to Ncv
York. small payment down. balance easy
monthly instruments. no brokers' Box ~
Tribune Once.
oNE-HALF INTEREST In Jersey sub.Dey.log
ment. rare bargain. G. T. Jennings. q "
S4th 81.
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REAL ESTATE.

FOR HOMES IN the real country near N,s
York consult The Country Home Lssgus
IN Yves, 32d street Phone $3.50 Madison
nWIDnCC m REAL 155 ". ltth
DCNOOC NOsESTATE, 1856 Bway
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SATISFIED MORTGAGES.
Manhattan.

with name ana address OF lender and at
tOrnerl
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UNPUBLISHED HOUSES TO LET
NEW YORK STATE.

TO RENr-HOUsE SUITABLE FOR BoRb
ers: IS rooms: Hne location In NE Cassi
MIS- For particulars. p. o. Box ls', Gren
Vile, N
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RECORDED LEASES.
Manhattan.

with name and address Of lesse'J
MAnfTI n
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JOHN fO''' Msyo,-
New-York tribune. [volume] (New York [N.Y.]) 1866-1924, 1914-03-25

~ n, unseasonable weather. is dull-dullor
than q should be at this time OF the year.
on the other hand. the supply is greater than
uS'ai a. this period. The result is surplus.
carving milk before April J. owing 70 the
heavy ice which still binds the Hudson River.
cans for the week ended March Il were fol
The midland journal., 1914-06-05
DOGS IN ALASKA.
Carry Great Loads Over Snow That
Would Not Hold Man.

Dogs are surely the real thing for
"mushing'' in the cold country. To my
mind they beat reindeer a mile. Most
Of them weigh less than 100 pounds,
and they distribute their weight over
their four feet, so that they can trot
over weak snow crust where a man
would sink out Of sight by breaking
through the crust into the soft snow
below. On good. level, smooth trail
ten dogs can trot along with ton Of
freight behind them, and 500 or 800
pounds is fair load on poor trails.
A peculiar thing is that twelve foot
sled, twenty-five to twenty inches
wide, with runners two and one-quar-
ter inches wide, bearing load of 600
to 800 pounds, will not sink through
a snow crust that will not bear man.
This occurs because two runners two
and one-Quarter inches wide and
twelve feet long give large area OF
bearing on the crust. This, coupled
with the motion that keeps the sled
passing over all the time, accounts for
the remarkable fact l am speaking of.
One of the greatest dangers in
"mushing" is encountering water un-
der the snow on the river ice in very
cold weather or breaking through into
hollow places where the stream has
sunk away from under the ice. This is
the most dangerous Of all, and often
when it happens man is frozen to
death before he can get to shelter or
get up his tent and start fire.-B. s.
Rodey in Albuquerque Herald.
The midland journal., 1914-06-05
A Bath = Month.

Apparently the people Of Persia are
not great believers in the old maxim
Cleanliness is next to godliness," for
baths are only taken once month by
the people, when they go to the public
baths and make amends, SO to speak.
for the infrequency of their ablutions
by spending whole day getting clean
ed and trimmed At the baths they
are washed, shaved, dye their hair and
nails, get shampooed and spend the
rest Of the day eating buns and drink
ing sherbet. There are fixed days for
men and women. and on bath days a
man goes about the streets shouting,
''Hamum!" C'Bath daypp. After the
bath the ladies have their hair plated
in number Of thin plaits. which are
not opened and combed out until the
next bath day comes around.
The midland journal., 1914-06-05
Uncovered by the Wind.

''In the year 1893" says an old chron-
icle, stthe waters of the Rio de la Plata
were forced in the month Of April by
a most violent current Of wind to the
distance of ten leagues, SO that the
neighboring plains were entirely inun-
dated. and the bed of the stream was
left dry. A number of ships which had
been sunk in the river for upward of
thirty years were uncovered and,
among others, an English vessel which
was cast away in 1852. Several per-
sons repaired to the bed of the river.
on which they could walk without wet
ting their feet. and returned laden
with silver and other riches, which had
been long buried under the water. The
phenomenon obtained for three days.
at the end of which the wind ceased,
and the water returned with great vio-
lence to its native bed"
The midland journal., 1914-06-05
RENTED SCENERY.
It Was q Parisian's Idea, and II Suited
the Thrifty Peasants.

TVGDMthNDs
M. Georges Moreau one beautiful
day, in the course Of walk at ViIliers-
Saint Benoist, greatly admired three
magnificent oaks which lowered from
the edge Of field.
\ you'll not see 'em much more, citi-
zen," growled the owner of the land.
'They make too much shade. I'm GO
ing to cut them down."
"What a sacrilege! Cut down those
magnificent treesl Better rent them to
me-"
''What'll you do with themT'
Il shall look at them as pass by.
VIII you give to me for 15 francs a
year the right to admire themY'
Agreed It's only Partisan who
could have such funny idea!''
The story spread abroad. and now
whenever M. Moreau takes walk In
that district the peasants hail him
with: "Hey, citizen, win you rent those
trees there Of me? If not I'll cut 'em
down. Yes or no? One, two, three
M. Moreau yields and pays to save
the lives Of the trees that delight his
view. The little birds would be un-
grateful did they not salute with their
most harmonious roulades the preserv-
er Of their nests. -Cri de Paris.
The midland journal., 1914-06-05
4 Good House.

Mrs. Allen was entertaining a caller
one afternoon not long ago and was
enthusiastically explaining the many
advantages Of concrete hollow block
construction. of which the walls Of her
new home were built.
"The air spaces in the walls afford
insulation against heat in summer and
cold in winter" said Mrs. Allen. "And
not only that, but such walls afford
ventilation and insure more healthful
house"
The visitor nodded approval and
paused rehectively for moment. then
replied:
"Well, our frame house must be quite
as well built. Every night we lock the
cat in the cellar and have TO let her out
OF the attic in the morning. Detroit
Free Press.
The midland journal., 1914-06-05
DUcKING a scoLD.
Punishment Long Tongue Used TO
Win In Old England.

Punishment Long Tongue Used 70
Win In Old England.
Il Is Interesting in these days of
woman's rights and woman's progress
to conjure up a picture ola "ducking''
as practiced in England at the end of
the eighteenth century.
When the .'scold" had been properly
tried and convicted she was escorted
by a crowd Of her neighbors-in fact,
by the whole village to the nearest
pond, and the greener and Sinner the
pond the better A long plank was
produced, at one end of which was the
ducking stool, and in this the scream.
ing, struggling victim was securely
piniOned.
The chair end Of the plank was then
pushed far over the edge OF the pond,
and at signal it was tilted deep into
the green ooze until the scold was COM
pletely immersed.
When the dripping, half drowned
woman was raised to the surface
again to the jeers and laughter Of the
Onlookers it can be imagined that her
tongue wagged to some purpose After
q second dose she emerged more sub
dued, and after third or fourth she
was as penitent woman as the vii
lage contained and was allowed to pro-
coed home, a sadder and wiser woman
until the next time. London Tit-Bits.
The midland journal., 1914-06-05
Dutch Discrimination.


At Willemstad. the quaint capital Of
the island of Curacao. in the Dutch
West Indies, there is a bridge Of boats
over the narrow harbor on which all
who cross must pay toll. But the au-
thorities have decided that it would be
unjust to exact the same rate Of toll
from the well to do and the far more
numerous members Of the poor class.
So they have evolved the following
tariff:
Cents.
Toll for people wearing shoes............ ]
Toll for people going barefoot. u
"And you can't get around it by TAX.
ing OF your shoes and carrying them
in your hand" declares one who knows
Curacao. s'In order to be allowed to
pay the half rate there must be no
sign OF shoe anywhere about your
person"
The midland journal., 1914-06-05
Everything A Man Needs
ST. Complete Shaving Outfit ST
10 ARTICi- -ES 10

To advertise our Universal Shav.
ing Outfit and Universal Products
we will for a limited time only,
send this well worth 80 90 Shaving
outfit for 81 90 We sell our pro.
ducts to the consumer direct, there
fore You save all agents. profits,
which as yon know are very large.
/ Hollow Ground Razor.
1 b inch lIather Brush.
l Razor Strop, canvas hack.
/ Nickel easel back Mirror.
1 33 inch Barber Towel.
1 Bar Shaving Soap
1 Decorated China Mug.
l Box Talcum Powder.
1 Aluminium Barber Comb.
/ Bristle Hair Brush.
Each outfit packed in neat box
81 90 Coin or money order, pos
tage 10c extra.
UNIVERSAL PRODUCTS Co,
m22 Dayton, Ohio.
The midland journal., 1914-06-05
Water Power.

Few would expect to find any con-
nection between a modern hydroelec-
tric plant and prayer. The connec-
ton is indeed remote, but not undis-
coverable The first application of wa
ter power to mechanical purposes was
made by Buddhist priests when they
employed the energy of running
streams to the work Of turning prayer
wheels. That, then, may be said to
constitute the origin of the application
Of water power to perform mans la
bors, the foreshadowing Of the great
Industrial development now in progress
for the Harvesting Of the worlds wa
terfalls, rivers and streams.
The midland journal., 1914-06-05
SEXUAL
KNOWLEDGE
ILLUSTRATED $40 PAGES.

Tells all about sex matters; what
young men and women, ycnng wives
and husbands and all others need to
know about the sacred laws that
govern the sex forces. Plain truths
of sex life in relation to happiness
in marriage. Secrets" of man
hood and womanhoOd, sexual abuses
social exil, diseases, etc.
The latest, most advanced and
comprehensive work that has ever
heen issued on SEXUAL HYGIENE.
Priceless instruction for those who
are ready for the true inner terch-
ing.
This book tells nurses, teachers,
doctors, lawyers, preachers, social
workers, Sunday School teachers
and all others, young and old,
what all need to know about sex
matters. By Winfield Scott Hall,
Ph. D., M. d. Leipzig.
NEWSPAPER COMMENTS:
scientifically correct. ."-ChicagO
Tribune. "Accurate and up to-
date. "-Philada. Press. ''Stand.
ard book of knowledge. Phila-
delphia Ledger. The New York
World says: "PIain truths for
those who need or aught to know
them for the prevention of evils.
Under plain wrapper for only
81 90. Coin. Money Order, post.
age ten cents extra.
MIAMI PUBLISHING COMPANY
Dayton, Ohio.
The midland journal., 1914-06-05
SAVING Trouble.

When Bobbie went to see his grand
mother he was much interested in
whatever went on In the kitchen. One
day she said to him: I'm going to
make you a nice little pie in saucer,
all for yourself. Don't you think I'm
pretty good to take SO much trouble?"
Bobbie pondered Grandma" he
said at length. mother told me not to
be bother. and If it's going to be any
trouble you can just as well make my
pie reg'lar size. ~" Exchange
The midland journal., 1914-06-05
chamberIain's Collie. Cholera and
Diarrhoea Remedy.

Every family without exception should
keep this preparation at hand during the
hot weather of the summer months.
Chamberlain's Collie, Cholera and Diar-
rhoea Remedy is worth many times its
cost when needed and Is almost certain to
be needed before the summer is over. It
has no superior for the purpose for which
it it intended. Buy it now. For sale by
All Dealers.
The midland journal., 1914-06-05
lot Weather Tonic and Health
Builder.

Are you rundown-Nervous-
TiredG Is everything you do an
effortf You are not lazy-you are
sick! Your Stomach, Liver, Kid
neys, and wh.le system need a
Tonic. A Tonic and Health Build
er to drive out the waste matter
build you up and renew your
strength. Nothing better than
Electric Bitters. Start to-day. Mrs.
James Duncan, HaynesvilIe, Me-,
writes: "Completely cured me
after several doctors gave me up.''
SOC and $1.0O at your Druggist.
Bucklen's Arnica Salye for Cuts.
The midland journal., 1914-06-05
Coughs and Colds Weaken the sys

coughs ana COLDS weaken the SyS-
tenn.
Continual Coughs, Colds and
Bronchial troubles are depressing
and weaken the system. Loss of
weight and appetite generally fol
low, Get a SOC. bottle OF DIR.
Kings New Discovery to day. It
will stop your cough. The first
helps. The best medicine for Stub.
born Coughs, Colds and all Throat
and Lung Troubles. Mr.. o. a..
Brown, Mnscatine, Ala, writes:
"My wife was sick during the hot
neummer months and l honestly be-
eiieve DIR. Kings New Discovery
saved her life.'' Good for child
rem. 50c. and @1.0O, at your
Druggist.
The midland journal., 1914-06-05
AUTOMOBILE TIRES AT
FACTORY PRICES
Save from so to go per cent

All other sizes in stock. Non
Skid tires 15 per cent additional,
red tubes ten per cent above gray
All new, clean, fresh, guaranteed
tires. Best standard and indepen
dent makes. Buy direct from us
and save money. 5 per cent dis
count if payment in full accom-
panies each order. q. o. D. on 10
per cent deposit, allowing exami-
nation.
TIRE FACTORIES SALES Co.,
Dept. A. Dayton, Ohio.
The midland journal., 1914-06-05
FOR YOUR DEN
Beautiful College Pennants

Yale and Harvard, each 8 in. K "a
in, Princeton, Cornell, Mich
igan, each z in. K q in.
All best quality felt with felt
heading, streamers, letters and
mascot executed in proper colors.
This splendid assortment sent post
paid for 50c and 5 stamps to pay
postage. Send now.
HOWARD SPECIALITY Co.,
m22 Dayton, Ohio.
The midland journal., 1914-06-05
HE Distinction.

william. are you ever going to get
matters so arranged that we can afford
to have an automobile?"
81 don't expect that we can ever
afford one, but hope to get matters
so arranged within few months that
we can have one. Chicago Record
Herald.
The midland journal., 1914-06-05
SURE Of Herself.

''Do you think" asked the widower,
''you could learn to love my children
as you would If they were your ownT
"Oh, yes" replied the anxious maid
en-. IT think l should care more for
them really than If they were my own.
because / shouldn't have to worry so
much about them If they got hurt or
were sick Chicago Record Herald.
The midland journal., 1914-06-05
Not.

''Shall we marry, darling. or shall we
knot?" was the short and witty line an
ardent lover dispatched to the idol Of
his heart.
But where the strangeness of the
matter comes in, the girl replied: Il
shall not. You may do as you please"
The midland journal., 1914-06-05
Can't Keep II secret.

The splendid work of chamberlaiu's
Tablets is daily becoming more widely
known. No such grand remedy for
stomach end liver troubles has ever been
known For sale by All Dealers.
The midland journal., 1914-06-05
squeIched.

Prosperous Young Actor (returning
tired after a matinee and evening per-
formance Of successful play)-Ah, dear
boys. really think it's time all good
actors were In bed. Grumpy Trage-
dian Cooking up from his paper They
are-Exchange.
The midland journal., 1914-06-05
A Hint to the Old Man.

II hope you appreciate the fact sir.
That in marrying my daughter you
marry a large hearted and generous
girl"
'sI do, SIR with emotion. "and | hope
she inherIts those qualities from her
father"
The midland journal., 1914-06-05
Rude Boy.

Miss Flirt-Jack told me last night
that was his very life. Her Brother
Jack VIII soon find out how uncer-
lain life is.-Boston Transcript.
The midland journal., 1914-06-05
Safe.

'Why do you always carry your um-
brella even when it is not rainingT'
$50 some one else won't carry it
when it is raining. =" Houston Post.
The midland journal., 1914-06-05
Farfetchad.

What do you think Of the jokes Bill
brought over from EnglandT'
II think they were pretty farfetch-
sd."-Princeton Tiger
The midland journal., 1914-06-05
An unfortunate misunderstanding.

An OugoTtuudSo MiSuHoeTotaHuiu9s
II had to leave my last situation be-
cause the missus said they were goirg
to lead the sinful life. and they
wouldn't want any servants about the
place. London Punch.
The midland journal., 1914-06-05
netween Girln

Lou--I saw Ethel yesterday. and we
had the loveliest confidential chat to-
Sether. Lucy-I thought SO. She
wouldn't speak to me today.-Judge.
The midland journal., 1914-06-05

There is no substitute for thorough
going, ardent and sincere earnestness.
Dickens.
The midland journal., 1914-06-05

Rise betimes and you will see: labor
diligently and you will have Spanish
Proverb.