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Der Nordstern. [volume] (St. Cloud, Minn.) 1874-1931, 1914-11-19

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BON ct. Hou1, tpelder erit lette $50
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in ieiner @emein6e eintraf, no i'm
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p1roe, trof Mortng bier gu ei1teu
Der Nordstern. [volume] (St. Cloud, Minn.) 1874-1931, 1914-11-19
Sreepprt.

SEER un0 6rau Subert Sbelen Be-
gaben iid om Gienltag nod st.
Mortin gum gegrabnilie Ser 5rau
Nett, Ser M11tter Ser 6rm1 Sbelen.
Mu6 ser bohtp. Srtspfarrer P.
Meinro6, 8. g. g., uno SEER Setter
Tensas gazette. [volume] (St. Joseph, La.) 1886-current, 1914-12-18
WANTED TO SEE THEM GROW
Fair Warning ~ to Doinos In
Her Absence

Harry Godfrey has a granddaughter
in the three-year-old class. She has
ideas all her own about things out
Of doors. A short time ago grand.
dad planted patch Of potatoes in his
garden. Miss Three-Year-Old observed
the proceedings with interest. Pres
emily darkness came on and she was
missing from the family hearth. A
search Immediately was instituted,
and, to the surprise of all. they found
her sitting beside a row of potatoes.
why. what are you doing here?''
granddaddy inquired a bit peevishly.
Waiting for the potatoes to come
up" was the reply.
well, you come on into the house.
You've scared us all half to DEATH"
Unwillingly she took granddad's
hand and started toward the house.
Suddenly she broke away and ran
back to the potato row. Pointing her
finger at it as II in command. she
said:
Potatoes, don't you dare come up
till get back"
Tensas gazette. [volume] (St. Joseph, La.) 1886-current, 1914-12-18

straighten you right up and make you
feel fine and vigorous by morning /
want you to go back to the store and
get your money. Dodson's Liver Tone
is destroying the sale Of calomel be.
cause 1t is real liver medicine; entire
ly vegetable, therefore it cannot sail.
vate or make you sick.
guarantee that one spoonful of
Dodson's Liver Tone will put your
sluggish liver to work and clean your
bowels of that sour bile and consti-
pated waste which is clogging your
system and making you feel miserable.
l guarantee that bottle Of Dodson's
Liver Tone will keep your entire fam.
lily feeling fine for months. Give 1t to
your children. 1t is harmless; doesn't
grippe and they like its pleasant taste.
Tensas gazette. [volume] (St. Joseph, La.) 1886-current, 1914-12-18
LlTTERATEuR HARD At WORK
Ordinary Mortal Had to Wait While
Budding Genius Secured Founda-
tIon for Story.

A Brooklyn drug clerk tells Of a
man who came into his shop for the
purpose of consulting the directory.
He stood first on one foot and then
on the other, watching the young
woman who had got possession of the
volume. She was a nice, leisurely
sort of. young person. and she had a
large sheet Of paper that she spread
out upon the counter beside the direc-
tory, and on which she now and then
inscribed q name from the volume.
The man became little impatient
He coughed significantly, and the
young woman turned to look at him.
Il beg your pardon" she said. but
do you wish to consult the directory"
Now, as the young woman was pref
ty, the man shifted from one foot to
the other and said uneasily: mo
hurry; don't let me disturb you"
Whereupon she resumed the direc-
tory. Several minutes elasped. At
last she closed the book with q sigh
of satisfaction. Thank you." said
she, sweetly. Il am afraid l have
kept you waiting. But, you see, am
going to write a short story in prize
contest, and l really didn't know how
to begin until l had picked out the
names for my characters"
Tensas gazette. [volume] (St. Joseph, La.) 1886-current, 1914-12-18

Apropos Of the English boycott upon
German music, relates the Washington
Star, DR.. Leopold Richter, the we'll
known conductor, said in Milwaukee:
The English, anyhow. don't care
very much for German music. The
English are too conventional. Your
English musician, your English actor,
your English author, he must always
be gentleman Well, gentlemen are
rather limited, rather narrow. There
are 80 many things gentlemen can't
do.
when my friend, DR.. Richard
Strauss, was drilling the Covent gar
den orchestra in Electra he was very
much annoyed by the tameness Of the
English playing. Finally. at q wild
and savage passage he raped sharply
with his baton and said:
"'You are all playing like gentle
men. Don't play like gentlemen-play
like wild beasts
Tensas gazette. [volume] (St. Joseph, La.) 1886-current, 1914-12-18
No Airs About Her.

"Airs!" exclaimed the proud moth
er, and shook her head vigorously
my Elsie for all her learning, hasn't
any more airs, SO to speak. than her
poor old dad"
Then she won't turn up her nose
at her old friends?" queried the Wis
itor.
La, MOI"
How refreshing! Most girls who
go through college nowadays will
hardly look at you after they're grad.
uated."
We'll, they amt like my elsie,
that's all can say" retorted Elsie's
ma. She's become a carnivorous
reader. of course. and she frequently
importunates music. But stuck up
my Elsie? Not bit. She's unani-
nous to everybody, has a most infan-
tile vocabulary. and what's more, new
er keeps a caller waiting while she
dresses up. No. she just runs down,
nom de plume, as she is."-Philadel-
phia Public Ledger.
Tensas gazette. [volume] (St. Joseph, La.) 1886-current, 1914-12-18
Owner Properly Dealt With.

About this time little more than q
hundred years ago in the history Of
boat building at Pittsburgh and down
river there was much complaint of un-
scrupulous work, which brought great
loss to owners on account of the sink
ing of vessels and ruin of cargoes.
An interesting case was tried before
Justice Richardson of Pittsburgh,
whose decision was rendered Novem-
Der z, 1907. A boat owned by Mr.
Winchester struck on q rock a few
miles below Pittsburgh. was stove. and
sunk. The owner brought suit against
the master, claiming the disaster was
due to his carelessness. The master
produced q rotten plank that had been
broken by the impact, and claimed
that had 1t not been for this the &C
cident would not have happened. The
master was discharged by the justice,
and Winchester had to lose his boat
and several thousand dollars worth Of
merchandise. This and other similar
occurrences led to the appointment Of
inspectors, but not until 1912.
Tensas gazette. [volume] (St. Joseph, La.) 1886-current, 1914-12-18
USING BREAD CRUMBS
COOKING ECONOMY WELL WORTH
NEEDING.
Odd Pieces Should Always Be Saved
and Made Use Of In One Way or
Another-Some Ways Of En-
pIoying Them.

Waste in the kitchen amounts al
most to sin in these days when the
price Of food is high and money is
scarce In most households. Yet waste
goes on every day in the average
kitchen-waste that could very easily
be curtailed If the housewife used
economical methods. A good many
home cooks honestly believe that they
are practicing the most rigid economy
In their homes, when all the time odd
pieces of bread. left-overs of meat,
vegetables and sweets are thrown
away. regardless of the fact that they
could be used again.
Perhaps more waste takes place
with bread than with any other one
staple In the kitchen. Every bit Of
bread should be saved and made use
OF In one way or another. This rule
need not conture up dreary vista of
stale crust munching. however. The
housewives toast must still be crisp
and toothsome. her afternoon tea
slices as fresh and thin as ever; but
it Is In the use of unused scraps of
bread, stale toast, ends of loaves,
crusts cat from bread and toast, that
the housekeeper can show her eco
nomical skill. All these scraps-the
waits and strays Of the bread jar
should be looked over every morning
and assigned definite duties.
The days needs will first be dealt
with, the crumbs or croutons required
sorted out and put to one side. Every
unwanted scrap should then be cut
into fairly uniform squares, placed in
a baking dish and baked carefully in
slow oven to q delicate golden
brown shade. Care should be taken
to carry out these instructions to the
letter. The crumbs must be baked
carefully and in q slow oven II one
wishes to have them in any condition
fit for use. Too often has the house
wife thrust her crumbs into a hot
oven. forgotten them for a few min
utes. then pulled them out only to
find a black mass of charred re-
mains Of what once was q dish of
bread crumbs. II is q wise idea to
leave the oven door ajar; in this way
the first sign Of burning is detected.
To test the proper baking of these
leftover pieces of bread, break one
OF the thickest pieces; II 1t snaps
crisply, the bread is ready to be taken
from the oven. With a rolling pin
and baking board the bread can easily
be crushed into fine crumbs and may
be sifted afterward II uniform fine
ness Is desired. Some busy cooks put
the baked crusts through a mincing
machine with good results. The
bread should be reduced to crumbs
the moment It is baked. for IL left ly-
Ing about the moisture in the air will
be absorbed and the crispness is lost.
Many COOKS enjoy the sensation of
crunching their golden crumbs.
Visions of brown coated outlets, gold
en- croquettes and savory lshballs
float before their eyes during the op-
GRAFTON. for the crumbs can be used
for all these purposes and many more
besides.
Tensas gazette. [volume] (St. Joseph, La.) 1886-current, 1914-12-18
Gun Cuafarda.

Heat q quart Of milk in a double
boiler. but do not bring it quite to the
boil. Beat five eggs light and stir into
them half a cupful Of sugar. On this
mixture pour the scalding milk very
gradually. beating steadily all the time.
Return to the double boiler and cook,
stirring constantly. until the custard is
separated. Remove the custard from
the fire, season with two teaspoonfuls
OF vanilla and set aside to cool. When
cold. nearly I'LL the glasses or cups
with the mixture and heap with
meringue made by whipping the
whites OF two eggs stir with two table
spoonfuls of sugar.
Tensas gazette. [volume] (St. Joseph, La.) 1886-current, 1914-12-18
HOW TO HEAL SKIN
AND SCALP TROUBLES

A Baltimore doctor suggests this
simple. but reliable and inexpensive,
home treatment for people suffering
with eczema, ringworm, rashes, and
similar itching skin and scalp troubles.
At any reliable druggists get jar Of
resinol ointment and cake Of resinol
soap. With the resinol soap and warm
water battle the affected parts thor
oughly, until they are free from crusts
and the skin is softened. Dry very
gently, spread on thin layer Of the
resinol ointment, and cover with .
light bandage. This should be done
twice day. Usually the distressing
itching and burning stops with the
first treatment, and the skin soon be-
comes clear and healthy again.-Adv.
Tensas gazette. [volume] (St. Joseph, La.) 1886-current, 1914-12-18
Reverberatlons.

s Apropos of the notice put up In
elfes all over the country. THE war
'xln be fought on the other side of
~ ocean. Please don't try to settle
\ here" George AIDE, at q luncheon
q the Chicago Athletic club, said:
We see . good deal of trouble
among our iaturalized citizens in the
cafes. Bq what about those house
holds where the father is German or
Austrian and the mother is of French
- English or Russian birth?
a doctor got note the other
DoEaing nom q Russian patient with
= Prussian wife.
Dear DOCTOR 1t said. please send
II bearer large quart bottle of lini-
ut - wife and self last evening
u a. argument about the cam
lsin.'"
Tensas gazette. [volume] (St. Joseph, La.) 1886-current, 1914-12-18
Dutch Hotchpot.

Boil six carrots with six onions (me-
dunn size) until tender. In another
kettle boil six medium-sized potatoes.
Drain all the water from both. put
them together. mash them well, add
one teaspoonful Of salt. one-half tea,
spoonful Of sugar. oneQuarter tea
spoonful Of pepper. one-half cupful Of
milk or cream. Beat well and serve
hot
Tensas gazette. [volume] (St. Joseph, La.) 1886-current, 1914-12-18
|l[0MA MAKES YOU SICK, UGH!
IT'S MERCURY AND SAL|vATEs
erahten Up! Don't Lose Days Work. Clean Your Suuuish
Liver and Bowels With "Dodson' Liver Tone"

mai Calomel makes you sick. Take
-. of the vile, dangerous drug to-
n and tomorrow you may lose a
~ work.
r.kmel is mercury or quicksilver
~ causes necrosis of the bones.
C.,cnel. when it comes into contact
- sour bile crashes into it, break.
- n up. This is when you feel that
mi nausea and cramping. If you
-, sluggish and "all knocked out" il
- liver is torpid and bowels consti-
ssted or you have headache. dizziness,
s.sted tongue, if breath is bad or
mach sour. just try a spoonful Of
,s--mIess Dodson's Liver Tone.
ure's my guarantee-Go to any
- store or dealer and get 50-cent
~ Of Dodson's Liver Tone. Take
. ,oonful tonight and II it doesn't
Tensas gazette. [volume] (St. Joseph, La.) 1886-current, 1914-12-18
The Greater DANGER.


Wild beasts and landslides are not
the only things to be feared in the
Alps. II We are to believe Lustige
Blaetter.
Gretchen and Otto, two German low
ers, were spending their vacation in
Switzerland. One day, as they were
climbing over the difficult passes. ad-
miring the scenery, they suddenly
came upon q bear.
"Oh, Otto, look!" exclaimed the ter
rified girl. Lets run for the valley.
quick!"
But the youth stood still undecided.
Impossible! Impossible, Gretchen, my
dear! Why. we'd run right into the
clutches of the hotel keepers!"
Tensas gazette. [volume] (St. Joseph, La.) 1886-current, 1914-12-18

Get a mackerel, split In two. Cut
in four, five or six pieces. rinse in
cold water and -four. Fry until brown.
oil enough to cover bottom (put
aside). Get two largesized onions,
cut In medium pieces and fry two
minutes. then pour over two-thirds
cupful strong vinegar. Let boil i've
minutes. covered. pour over mackerel
and serve cold.
Tensas gazette. [volume] (St. Joseph, La.) 1886-current, 1914-12-18
hlahast Tribute.

An automobilist last summer
stopped one night at the only hotel
In a back;country town. After supper
he Joined the usual crowd Of loung
ers on the porch.
The sole topic Of discussion seemed
to be citizen who had been buried
the day before. At last the visitor,
becoming interested, asked:
WAS the deceased POPULAR"
Was he?" echoed the chief speak.
er. WAS he! Stranger. every dogs
tail in town stopped wagging for FIVE
minutes while the funeral passed"
Tensas gazette. [volume] (St. Joseph, La.) 1886-current, 1914-12-18
Warm and Worse.

Two at least of the British morn.
ing papers, In reporting one Of Mr.,
AsQuith's recruiting speeches, treated
the weil-known quotation, Zone
crowded hour of glorious life." as Il
1t were the speakers own. The most
delightful thing Of the kind that was
ever done stands to the credit Of q
Birmingham reporter. who took
down" q peroration somewhat a. fol.
ows: THE gallant major concluded
his speech by remarking that in his
opinion kind hearts were superior to
coronets and simple faith Infinitely to
be preferred to Norman blood"
Tensas gazette. [volume] (St. Joseph, La.) 1886-current, 1914-12-18
The Nlctofa.

81 met in Milan," said a ret irned
tourist, Gen. Angelo Gatti, the Ital
ian tactician. Gatti talked luminous
ly on the war. This, remember, was
about September 1.
General Gatti said that the allies
in France had been too audacioYs at
first-hence their hard luck. He said
they had now learned their lesson.
and were doing better.
I'm warfare said General Gatti,
the rash are annihilated. The timid
are crushed. Victory crowns those
alone wk,a mingle rashness and tim.
idity together-those, SO to speak. who
run risks at a slow walk"
Tensas gazette. [volume] (St. Joseph, La.) 1886-current, 1914-12-18

Was Getting More Than HE Share.
An ex-soldier in Little Rock, Ark,
tells of q young American trooper
who was one of a company that was
ambushed during the Philippine war.
The boy was shot in the right shout
der and then in the left leg. As he
was falling he received q bullet in
his right leg. Raising himself on his
good arm he yelled toward the bushes
from which the Filipinos were shoot
ing: shoot some of the othere. you
darned fools. l am not the whole
American army"
Tensas gazette. [volume] (St. Joseph, La.) 1886-current, 1914-12-18
Orange Oelioht,

Slice very thin, rind and all, three
large seedless oranges and one large
lemon: pour over the sliced fruit II
tumblerfuls Of water and set away for
"a hours; then boil slowly for one
hour; after boiling add four pounds of
granulated sugar and set away for "a
hours longer; then boil one hour and
rs minutes: pour into tumblers and
cover with parafan. 1t can be kept
for years.
Tensas gazette. [volume] (St. Joseph, La.) 1886-current, 1914-12-18
Spanish Pickle.

Eight quarts Of sliced green toma-
toes. Let them lay "a hours In liquor
and add three pints Of green peppers
and onions sliced. one teacupful of
white mustard seed. one large table
spoonful Of allspice and one of cloves.
three tablespoonful Of vinegar. one of
mace. and one Of celery seed. Then
add one cofeecupful Of brown sugar.
Let 1t boil hard Is minutes. When
cold put In Jars.
Tensas gazette. [volume] (St. Joseph, La.) 1886-current, 1914-12-18
In the shoppina District.

Small boy Ito his mother, who is
buying a Nativity do hats cost
more than houses?
Mother-What makes you think
they do, Bobby?
Small Boy-Well that sign says,
Hats, $40 up" and saw a sign yes.
terdat that said, Houses, $40 down.
JUDGE
Tensas gazette. [volume] (St. Joseph, La.) 1886-current, 1914-12-18

Col durn that clock!" exclaimed
Farmer Binks.
Whats wrong now. Obadiah p
asked his wife.
ITS one Of them French clocks.
When the minute hand 10 at four and
the other hand IL at nine and It
strikes eleven got to stop work and
figure out that it's seventeen minutes
to eight-Philadelphia Ledger.
Tensas gazette. [volume] (St. Joseph, La.) 1886-current, 1914-12-18

It was dark, and as he stumbled on
his way he called out, Are you there.
Fritz?" A French soldier with knowl
edge of German shouted back, Here"
Daily Mail.
At the critical moment his knowl-
edge Of German seems to have failed
him.-Punch.
Tensas gazette. [volume] (St. Joseph, La.) 1886-current, 1914-12-18
For Domestic Animate.

Horses, cattle and sheep are liable
to sores, sprains, gals. calks, kicks,
bruises and cuts, and Hanford's Bal
sam Of Myrrh u the standard remedy
for such cases. When you consider
how valuable your stock II, having the
Balsam always on hand for them u .
cheap form Of insurance. ADV.
Tensas gazette. [volume] (St. Joseph, La.) 1886-current, 1914-12-18
Modern Tendency.

Robbie saw you kissing sister
again last night.
Castleton-Well. I'm not going to
pay you a quarter this time. Ten
cents Is enough.
Robbie-That's the tendency In
these days, to cut out the middleman
an let the goods go straight from the
producer to the consumer without
charge.-Life.
Tensas gazette. [volume] (St. Joseph, La.) 1886-current, 1914-12-18
Gentlemen Only.

WIN the gentlemen please move up
'esvafd . little?" called out the polite
1eeetor Of the trolley car.
7 woa't' growled M. Crouch, who
nng % . strap near the door.
". ! didn't ask you," said the con-
Tensas gazette. [volume] (St. Joseph, La.) 1886-current, 1914-12-18

Cut slives from the top of six to-
matoes Of uniform size and take out
enough pulp to allow q raw egg to
be broken inside. Cover with bits Of
butter. and with toothpick fasten q
rasher of bacon over the top Of each
tomato. Cook In . very hot oven until
the eggs are set (about eight min
ute0).
Tensas gazette. [volume] (St. Joseph, La.) 1886-current, 1914-12-18

Suitor (waiting for the lady)-Is
your daughter coming out next win
ter?
Father-She'll come out when she's
good and ready, and II you git fresh
I'll knock yer block on.-Cornell
Widow.
Tensas gazette. [volume] (St. Joseph, La.) 1886-current, 1914-12-18
LIohtwevoht Orator.

Mr.. Scadson delivers himself Of the
most trivial opinion with . grand
flourish"
Yes. He's the sort Of man who
thinks q sweeping gesture makes up
for Q lack of gray matter and goes In
more for sound than sense.
Tensas gazette. [volume] (St. Joseph, La.) 1886-current, 1914-12-18
Some Reason,

why do Indians wear feathers?''
demanded Mrs. Wombat a. she viewed
q highly decorated brave.
Il dunno" responded Mr.. Wombat.
why do you wear 'em?"-Kansaa
City Journal.
Tensas gazette. [volume] (St. Joseph, La.) 1886-current, 1914-12-18
COLDS THAT KILL
CAN Be AV0IDED.

People are taught In the nils Of
Life" how to avoid the ceaseless
drain that catching cold makes upon
the vital organs. Get It and read Il
and Judge for yourselves Of its value
and practicability. II II issued by
the Peruna Co. Of Columbus, Ohio.
Tensas gazette. [volume] (St. Joseph, La.) 1886-current, 1914-12-18

Chased @ Spring Chicken.
Motorist (who had run over Q pa
triarchal fowl)-But the price 10 very
high. The birds in his second child
hood!
Irish Peasant-It's the thrue word
yer honor's spakin'. Thin young chick
ems IL terrible dear at this saison.
Tensas gazette. [volume] (St. Joseph, La.) 1886-current, 1914-12-18

Il have an electric runabout on
my hands"
And have . shocking run-a-round
On mine"
Tensas gazette. [volume] (St. Joseph, La.) 1886-current, 1914-12-18

Some men are like umbrellas; they
Aave so many ups ana downs.
Tensas gazette. [volume] (St. Joseph, La.) 1886-current, 1914-12-18

mazg . man who thinks he knows
eeout women discovers his error
nm a. he marries one.
Tensas gazette. [volume] (St. Joseph, La.) 1886-current, 1914-12-18

A trickster is merely a man who
gets the best of trade with you.
Tensas gazette. [volume] (St. Joseph, La.) 1886-current, 1914-12-18

Greater safety lies in leaving foot
prints on the sands Of time than on
the soil near the neighbors poultry
roost.
Tensas gazette. [volume] (St. Joseph, La.) 1886-current, 1914-12-18

Many a man gets a pretty bad fall
from being thrown on his own re-
sources.
Tensas gazette. [volume] (St. Joseph, La.) 1886-current, 1914-12-18

Some people can't stand prosperity.
The horn of plenty has started many
man on a toot.