El Paso herald. (El Paso, Tex.) 1901-1931, 1914-08-01
By RING ". LARDNER.

DHLADELPHIA, Pa. Aug Steve.
Wen Old friend an not getting IN to
no ball games but I am haveing the
time Of my life and seeing every thing
they IS TO be seen as the fellow says I am
glad they Is not no Sunday BAH played in
the east because If they was a man would
not have no chance 10 get out Of these here
towns that we play in and see other places
which has not got no league Tomorrow
Is one Of these here off days and I am
going to spend II down 10 Atlanta city
which Is right down on the ocean or that
IS right long side Of the ocean because
OF coarse they could not be 10 town right
on the ocean because they could not build
no SITS. or houses in the water. But this
here place where / am going is the swell
guess maybe I will get acquainted with
some Of the n Y 400 hitters which is
EnSt they call the SWEETEST society they is
Going to Meet swell Folks
Schultz Is going down there with ne and
ne says ne VIII interduce me 10 all them
swell people that he has meet the different
years he has went down there I says 10
him Are not you q scared 70 fnterduce me
10 them people and he says No you viii
get a long all O. K II you keep your
mouth shut and then says That Is not
what mean. know I viii get a long
all o. K but ere not you a scared that
they wont pay no more a tension to you
after they have saw me and he says
don't care nothing about that because I
an a married man Any Of them rich
girls that you can COP out you Re well
como 70 and you wont hurt ny feelings
a
fellow though he has not been hitting and
should ought to be on the bench and ne
playing left field in his place
OutEr5Ws Bathing Habit
Last Sunday and him went down TO
Revere beech which IS right near Boston
and We had some time because we hired a
batheing suit and went in swimming and
the people down there could not hardly
keep their eyes off OF ne I saw 10
Schultz Do you notice that all them people
IS looking at rs and is they all looking al
you or / and he says They is all looking
they probihly think you have not never saw
no water before and they want to see how
YOU viii act says I have TO saw water
before because I use to 90 in the water a
hole lot when ] was kid down home and
he says o yes but man out grows a lot
OF habits he had when he was a I-ld and
1orgets all about them
Fears He'll Break Heart.
TO look at you man would think you
mad not never been in the water. and 7
guess he ment was not all sun burned W
the way some people is that goes in swim
ming lot ! wanted TO stay out TO the
beech AL the eve. But Schultz saws No
he should ought to get back 10 the hotel
ana write some letters 50 we went back to
the hotel and did not have nothing else !
% 90 50 I wrote letter TO the girl in !
chi an not going TO tell her nothing /
lnougn about me going TO Atlanta City
Wnere all them danes Is because why Z
should I get her all worried when they
probibly wont nothing come Of my trip :
because wont be down there only long I
enough 70 Just get acquainted with them I
and nothing more though may be some OF J
them viii want TO write letters to ne after /
words
No Ocean for Philadelphia
The hotel which we IS stopping at here .
u pretty near as good as the one We was )