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The Ocala evening star. [volume] (Ocala, Fla.) 1895-1943, 1914-03-09
KICKAPOO WORM
KILLER EXpFIS WORMS

The case nf your child's ills-the
foul. feti3 offensive breath-the
startling IN with terror and grind
ing teeth while asleep-the sallow
complexion the dark circles under
the eyes-are all Indications OF
worms. Kickapoo Worm Killer is
what your child needs: il expeIs the
worms. the cause of the child's un-
healthy condition. for the removal
of seat, stomach and pin worms,
Kickapoo Worm Killer gives sure re-
lief. Its laxative effect adds tone to
the general system. Supplied as a
candy nfectiOn-chiIdren like it,
SAFE and sure relief. Guaranteed.
Buy box today, % cents. All drug
gtsts or by mail. Kickapoo Indian
Medicine Co. Philadelphia or ST.
Louis. ad
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REGISTRATION NOTICE

All persons who failed to register
in their respective districts can reg
lister at my office in Ocala any day
4 SIndays excepted) between March
5th and April 5th. D. VI. Barco,
Supervisor Registration Marion Co.,
Office upstairs in court house.
1-3-Sat-3m
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ORDER OF EASTERN STAR

Ocala Chapter, No. 30, o. e. S..
meets at Yonge's hall the second and
fourth Thursday evenings of each
month at 1880 O'Clock.
Mrs. Flora Brown, w. NJ.
Miss Florrie Condor, Sec'y.
The Ocala evening star. [volume] (Ocala, Fla.) 1895-1943, 1914-03-09
NOTICE TO CREDITOFS
AND OTHERS

The Undersigned having been duly
appointed and having qualified as
administrator OF the estate of Carlos
L. Sistrunk deceased. now calls upon
all creditors, ,legatees, distributes
ard all persons having claims or ie-
mands against the said estate to pre-
sent them within the time prescribed
by law.
This February 4th. 1914.
S. T. Sis--unk.
As Administrator OF the Estate of
Carlos L. Sistrunk, Deceased.
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KNIGHTS OF PYTHIAS

Ocala Louge No. 49, Conventions
held every Monday at 1880 p. N. al
Castle Hall, over the JAMES Carlisle
drugstore. A cordial welcome to Wis
iting brothers. VIM. NJ. Gober, C. C..
Chas. K. Sage, X r. S. Ad
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BEST FAMILY LAXATIVE

Beware of constipation. Use DR..
Kings New Life Pills and keep we'll.
Mrs. Charles E. Smith, of West
Franklin, Me-, calls them "Our fam
lily laxative" Nothing better for
adults or aged. Get them today. %
cents. All druggists or by mail H.
Z. Bucklin & Co., Philadelphia or St.
Louis. ad
The Ocala evening star. [volume] (Ocala, Fla.) 1895-1943, 1914-03-09

SUGAR HAMMOCK LANDS
Neutrality-suspicious. Company
Selling Agents
Merchants Block. Ocala
The Ocala evening star. [volume] (Ocala, Fla.) 1895-1943, 1914-03-09

All kinds Of pastry, coAes and
bread fresh every day. In quality
We trust-not quantity" Carriers
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WOODMEN OF THE WORLD

Fort King Camp No. IA meets in
Yonge's Hall at p. m. every secoh
Friday. Visiting sovereigns always
welcome. F. ]. Burden, C. G.
ChaS. K. Sage, Clerk. Adv.
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ROYAL ARCH MASONS

Regular convocations of the Ocala
fourth Friday in every month at
1870 p. m. c. E. Simmons, H. P
Jake Brown, Secretary. Ad.
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OCALA PUBLIC LIBRARY

Open daily except Sunday from
TO 5 p. m. Board of Trade rooms
Ocala House block
Louise E. Gamsby, Librarian
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OPEN ALL NIGHT

The Merchants Cafe is a first class
place TO take your meals. Open night
and day. J. R. Dewey. proprie
tor 2-2S-tf
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PYTHIAN PICTURES
Great Fraternal Lesson of Damon
and Pythias Will be Shown
at the Temple

At the Temple theater next We'd
nesday evening, the great historical
and fraternal drama of Damon and
PythiaS will be shown in moving
pictures for the entertainment of the
visiting knights of Pythias and their
friends.
The Topeka state journal. [volume] (Topeka, Kansas) 1892-1980, 1914-09-14

Don't make IN you, netsnberr ezistsses
unbeaEable
BY pemtine the futurs ecruleaa blas:
stop mcnsnfuliy mannderins. sas n
wonder vhatsvsr ws'rs soins to DOR
You can't stop the war by namely ~
No power on earth can accomplish ha4
And since there u never chance Of prs-
Reme@ssr the fact that il i.n.t your
row!.
with herds in the pasture and wheat In
the gTap0I1e0,
with broad fields Of corn never touched
by the drought,
with fruit by the trainload piled up 1t
the canneT1eo,
This isn't time to get down In tie
mouth
Around our big cities no eannoa are thun-
No war blackening battlefields troubls
our eyes.
we have only to work. and we6n set the
At what this great country can do when
1t tries.
So get ON the job and put al Of your
The future win find W abundant to do;
Get out Of the doldrums and play your
own part in tt
There'Il be plenty Of chance. nsvsE
doubt it. for you.
When war guns are silent and war flass
are furled,
This country must rise. for the sake Of
And help to rebuild at least half Of the
James J. Montague. In the New Yori
American.
The Topeka state journal. [volume] (Topeka, Kansas) 1892-1980, 1914-09-14

development has taken place In the
last half dozen yearA
In 1891 twenty-eight states ana tor
ritories reported university extension
in some form. Between 1892 and
1906 twelve institutions organised ex-
tension teaching. mainly in a8ricul-
ture. and since 1905 twenty-eight uni
versities and colleges have introduced
the work. while twenty-one others
have reorganized their extension work
on q basis Of separate divisions or de-
partments
Beginning largely as correspond
| ence, bulletin and package library
! work. university extension has now
come to include all university service
done away from the institution. ~
well an q certain kind of work done
within the institution. such as popu-
lar short courses. conferences. extra
lectures. and the like. Many of the
universities give correspondence
courses in college subjects and allow
credit for such work toward the reg
ular collegiate degrees
In discussing Dean Reber's findings,
DR.. Claxton. United States commits
sioner Of education. declares: mo
longer do colleges and universities
confine their work within their own
walls. More and more they attempt
to reach all the people Of the COM
munities to which they minister. The
campus Of the State university has
come to be co-extensive with the bor-
ders of the state whose people tax
themselves Il its support.
| s"vhe great 1,niveraftfea with large
endowments attempt to serve still
larger areas in this popular way.
Wherever men and women labor in
the heat, or toll in the shadows. in
field or forest. or mill or shop or mine.
| in legislative halls or executive Of
fees, in society or in the home, at
| any task requiring an exact knowledge
OF facts, principles. o. laws. there the
modern university sees both its duty
and its opportunity"
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QUAKER saEDTTArIoNs

TFrom the philadelphia Record.J
It isn't only the worldly people who
want the earth.
When girl wins a fellows heart. .
diamond generally, goes with 1t.
The coffee mother used to make has
furnished grounds for many . divorce
suit.
Many q man has all the starch AL taken
out Of him in the bosom Of his own
family.
Fortunate 10 the woman whose husband
gives her no more panss than her dress
maker
The waste basket proves that the poet's
lines are not always cast in pleasant
places.
It may be q fastidious point Of view,
but the fellow who wears q shirtWaist
should be collared.
Even the worm will turn when trod
upon, but 1t doesn't necessarily insist that
one good turn deserves another.
The man who gives his friends cheap
cigars may be puffed up with pride, which
IL more than can be said of the cigars.
Nell-"Is she . society woman?'' Belle
mot 1T all. 1 don't believe she even be-
longs to society for the suppression
Of anything
Mrs. Buggins-"John, you've been drink
ing Mr.. Buggins-"Just a drop of
whisky. my dear. for a pain" Mrs. Bug
gins-"Oh. can see through that pain. -
I'VE should leave footprints In the sands
Of time" quoted the Wise Guy. Eyes.
and we are also told that time flies %
added the Simple Mug. what can't
understand II. II time flies, where do the
footprints come from?"
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always hold. the baby doll In one arm
when we are riding but that nurse
thought I did not hold her tight enough,
20 she put a pin through my hand and
pinned 1t to the dolls dress.
When my little mother saw the pin
she began to cry ana said she would
not have me hurt. and that nurso had
to take out the pin. Then. instead Of
tucking the baby doll In beside me ~
she should, she left her right ON the
edge Of the carriage. andsshe kept slid
Ing away from me until It last she feI1
out and dropped on the sidewalk.
Before anyone could rescue her q dog
bounded toward us and caught the
baby doll in hts mouth and ran away
shaking the baby n hard AZ he could.
The nurse called to HIM and two
little boys RON after him. which made
the dog run faster than before.
Don't cry laid that nurse to my
little mother.
ct am not going to cry replied my
little mother, I am Just glad It was
not my Drusilla that fell out and that
horrid dog ran OF WITH
1T had better have been that old
doll than your new one,' said that
nIrse. am SURE your mother win
scold.'
" NO. she WON'T said my little moth.
er; she viii be Just az gied a. : am
that Drustlla 10 safe, cause abe don't
like me . feel sorry. apA shoul6 =
my Drusilla had been carried 81.
guess viii carry her home n nv
arms. % ~ to be sure she VIII not fan
out and . dog get her.
so that nurse had to wheel the car
rage all the way Home whiIe was ~.
ried In the arms Of my .1tfle mother .
1T must be nice to haye norne cn<
love you like that" said Bobby.
1T u" answered Druailla. drows,,v.
am lucky to have = little mother
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UNIVERSITY EXTENSION.

How universities and colleges. both
public and private, in every state in
the Union, are reaching with instruc-
ton not only students who come for
the regular college course. but also
thousands of other men and women
eager for educational opportunities. n
described in a bulletin on 'sUniversity
Extension in the United States" pub
lished by the bureau Of education
Dean L. E. Reber. director OF the ex-
tension department Of the University
OF Wisconsin and a leader in the
movement to make the university
serve the state. is the compiler Of the
bureaus bulletin on the subject.
Dean Reber shows that. while ele.
ments of university extension worn
appear as early A. 1891 In the United
States. the real beginning Of thu
move was In 1887. and its most rapi<
The Topeka state journal. [volume] (Topeka, Kansas) 1892-1980, 1914-09-14

100 = as 8, =.
adopted sonr CfaltiIy. Of course. He
waA too wise for open speech IN the
matter. Phil would, he knew feel
bound 70 follow his Niahes. His boy
must - happy In his own way. Be-
her eyes. Of April blue. her rcd mouth.
her spirit OF impish glee. he did not
SO how any normal young fellow
could escape worshiping her. even
even though she was more than = bit
Of . ooQuetto.
less: played best man when Evelyn
married. and even forebore to kiss the
bride But there was q genuine ring
to his good wishes, warmth and sim
cerity in hin clasp of the bridegroom
hand.
whoss disappointment he had some-
how sensed: please. sir, forgive me.
But. you SEQ. Evelyn was . dead
ringer, for my first rweethearts sLet
me tell you tho story. then you'll un-
derstand how am immune to the
Evelyn type"
The judge laughed uproariously
over the telling. It ran through all
| the tauntings, teasings and small hui
Mutations Phil had had to endure at
that well-remembered ball game. IL
was spiritually blistered. but 1t made
l u COIuU1SI0 CuxSp u1l WOUu0 uUp 00u-
Ing after 6 minute: I'D give q lot to
fknow what they grew up to be-the
Acton. twins. especially Nancy I'm
leso she changed q whole lot, fear
she'll live and die q spinster."
Maybe not; you know the saying
said. laughing. Then a. though struck
by sudden thought. why don't you
take me out to the old Aplace? I'd love
to see where you played as a little, boy =
Thus it fell out that a month later
Judge Gregory and his nephew knocked
|older than Phil remembered her.
opened 1t. and looked At them question
ingly. but before they could speak q
tall. slender young woman with blue
eyes and an infantine smile precipitat-
ed herself upon them crying. Phil! I'd
know you in the middle Of Africa
Come right in. want to show you my
baby"
IT call that rubbing It in" Phil said
smiling. How do you know have. moi
come back to marry your
! Lisa shook her fist at him. saying
with q grimace: ''Oh. I outgrew you
ten years back At least-but know
just the young person for you"
Phil did not answer. He was STARING
hard at vision Just within the ltv
ing room door was q woman, netthe
tall nor short. with clear. pale ski
and lucent green-gray eyes, overhunl
by smooth masses Of shining chest
nut hair. Her face had still look a.
Of one whom time had passed by. In
voluntarily Phil closed his eyes TO
a breath. seeing only again the ange
OF succor Tho had eased his boyixl
shame.
He went toward her with outhel
. hands, breathing rather than sayine
} Nancy"
She put her hands in his clasp. The
. IwerA vitality thrilling Holding then
tight, he turned to Lisa, saying
Thank you. but I've found the youu
person for myself" Copyright. 1911
, by the Mcclure Newspaper Syndicate
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Kansas Cov5lIy,e}l
CHOP HER HEAD oFE

The taxpayers Of this common4y are
making q great mistake In 0tg lay
by and Watching . west side Ioother
send her chfldren through the county
jafls OF this town to the pentee4ttary.
Not that the state has any inte9pe& In
far BE- 1t; but from purely seaooo TAX
paying interest, It would be well Tor
the leading taxpayers Of the county 70
take that mother out ana kill her. Her
kids are out Of her sight all DAY. They
don't get home until or 10 O'Clock At
night. They run all oyer that part OF
town; they arc naturally good little
a. sure az the sun rises they are hitting
themselves for the jails OF the county.
and the penal institutions of this STATE.
The mother has no more rtghts. 20
fGr ~ the kids go. than . stranger.
She raised the devil when Their were
coming into the, world. And nov that
they are in the world she - letting
them go to the devil: and when they
begin to disgrace her. she win; raise
the pitiful plea that only . mother
knows how the Disgrace OF 3aue and
penitentiAries hurts She VIII plead
her mother love. and put up . story
about their negligent father when
the old man u ~ good Q daddy - ever
lived. But he has to work all day ana
doe9n't know what . miserable failure
~ mother this woman u.
It would seem like . cruel thing to
take this woman out and chop her
head on, but 1t would be . great thing
for the children. who would probably
be q splendid thing for the taxpayers
Of Lyon county. Will any good citizen
take the lead In this matter ?-Em-
poria Gazette.
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Jayhawker lots

The only pleasant aspect about war.
to the Mcrherson Republican. 10 that
no straw votes arc taken.
Many a man has such grand ideas
says the Wichita Beacon. that he Oh
jects~to serving on q jury Nnlesar It u
a grand jury.
When a man returns borrowed
umbrella. says the Winfield Free
Press. there must be something the
matter with it.
There is always some consolation,
declares the Coffeyville Journal Tho
man who has no money does little
worrying about panics.
In the opinion Of the Independence
Star, the best thing q. knocker can do
for the homo town IL to purchase .
railway ticket one way and use 1t.
| It takes several thousand men to
make a corps ON the way to war.
one to make q corpse on the way
| back.
The silo Is good enough ~ q for
tress for the Kansas farmer, explains
! the Ottawa Herald. He can use the
top of 1t as an outlook. and the rest
of it as a base of supplies for his live
stock.
1t occurs to the Leavenworth Post
that about the most charitable thinG
the relief committees could do for the
Allies is to furnish pants for the
Scotch Highlanders before cold
weather sets in.
Kansas mule "growers'' can find
some consolation in the general Eu-
ropean war, suggests the Hutchinson
News. They can sell their product to
the armies Of that land Of the shot
| and home Of the shell.
A rather nicely dressed young mar
entered a tailor shop at Cherryvale
the other day and asked to have his
trousers mended-they were nearly
worn out. The accommodating tailor
loaned the stranger a new pair Of
trousers to wear while his old ones
were being mended. The stranger un.
dertook to leave town on the mex
train but was caught. This is some
thing like q happening in Neodeshs
recently, says the Neodesha Sum Al
automobile party drove into towr
once with their motor working badly
They stopped at a garage and thu
garage man worked an hour or two
to get the motor in shape. FINAL.
he finished and they said they woult
drive around the block to see II thu
car was in shape to proceed on theil
journey. They never came back
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From Other. Pens.
TRYING TO INVOLVE

Each day the dispatches fro Europe
tell OF new plans OF alleged friends OF
complication. The latest comes from
London in the shape Of . suggestion that
the United States should make = formal
corning his Intentions with reference to
The Hage conventions. For some time
efforts have been made to induce this ma
bsrities Of armies on both sides Of the
great struggle. commission from Bel
gium 10 already ON the sea. with the
pass judgment upon German war methods.
In the list Of the noble appeal which
the president made to the people Of this
tiai neutrality in this conflict. there Is no
his administration to figure in any way
IL the friend OF all these fighting nations.
It IL proud Of this friendship. In this lies
its greatest opportunity to do q real SER
Of the - war. But it can never DO 90 20 II it It
permits itself to take sides. Those who
would counsel the president to retreat from
the enemies OF peace. not its friends.
Anything that the United States may do
to estrange itself with any OF the bellig-
friendly influence with them. but might
result In prolonging the war. Our duty
lies in complete neutrality. And that u
z duty. not only to ourselves or to the
Washington Post
OBSTACLES WILL BE OVERCOME.
In considering the extension OF trade
OF the United States to South ana Central
America, 1t IL not difficult to see the difRi-
culties involved. Absence Of an American
banking facilities afforded exporters In
the southern countries are factors OF
large Importance. It is also true that po-
litcal and industrial conditions in the
republic south Of the United States are
far from ideal. Mexico's Industries, ow-
ing to the different revolutions. are almost
at standstill The countries OF Central
America, with the exception OF Costa Rica,
are in poor condition. on account Of un-
satisfactory currency, revolutions and 9th.
er causes. South American countries like
wise have had many troubles, political
and industrial. Even In Argentina, the
most prosperous Of the South American
countries. speculations in lands and ex-
travagant expenditures for public i'm
provements have caused financial depres-
sion. In Brazil. poor prospects for coffee
and rubber. the two leading products, have
contributed this year to unfav0rable eco
| nomic conditions. In spite Of the Difficult.
ties involved, We are firmly of the belief
that the people Of the. United States will
find q way to capture q large part Of the
| business which has formerly gone to the
| European countries now at war. The task
will not be easy, but It can be accomplish
ed and by American courage, energy and
persiStence 1t will be.-The Iron Trade Re-
view.
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but not quite.


From the HickeyvilIe Clarion.
1t is reported that there IL q shop
litter working in our midst. Luke Bib
bins says she may be blamed strong
woman. but he'll bet q grindstun and .
peck OF carrots again q dozen dunnuts
that she can't lift his blacksmith shop.
Rev. Hanks plug hat hasn't ut late
iy, and he thought his head was gettin'
out'n shape, as it felt like bumps was
inside his hat. He has discovered about
1870 in silver that had got lodged in
side the sweat hand Of the hat while
the collections was being took up in 1t.
By 1ong, If it had been paper money.
maybe he would never have noticed it.
The Rev. has got a higher opinion of
his congregation, also Of Deacon lib
bits, who takes up the collection. since
he made his discovery.
About the only difference between a
"a genuine briar pipe and a 25-cent imi-
ton Is that you get more coupons with
the former and 1t don't take 10 long to
save up for that solid silver pickle boat.
The "Umps.''
No emperor Of ancient Rome was evee
As is the monarch that the world has
reckoned with Of late:
HIS subjects stand in anxious awe. both
terror struck and dump.
To learn their fate as signalled by the
wieEle Of his thumb.
1mpertous and absolute he reigns, q power
Above Napoleon's ideas and Nero's fond
est dreams.
The destiny OF nations rests upon the
And medieval despots were, compared
with him, quite tame.
Upon q pedestal he stands until. with
The bleacher angels take q hand and
someone heaves q brick.
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Tho Hotel bachelor.
BIZ ROY x. MoULroN.

Tho Hotel Bachelor.
Hot roast pork and apple sass.
Roast beef and brown gravy:
It's enough to make 3 man
Go and Join the navy.
Twenty-Five cent table d'hote.
Same old menu ever.
Oh. could my lifelong ties
With that cafe sever.
Everything tastes Just alike,
Can't tell beans from bacon.
Orphan fly dead In the soup
Unknown and forsaken.
Waiter yells in st-ident tones:
."Cowmeat for GUNNER
Wears the same old near-white coat
That he wore last summer.
So long in this atmosphere
Have grimly tarried,
I'm most desperate enough
To go and get married,
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Journal Entries

Most folk. who do only the things
they can afford to do. don't do much.
Sound sleep Ia the greatest boon that's
been conferred on human beings.
many people fail to get tA'ir rights
because they won't fight for them.
Another Of the unwritten laws seems
to declare that umbrellas are common
property.
A free lecture, like everything else
that's free these days. doesn't often
amount to much.