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Baraboo weekly news. [volume] (Baraboo, Wis.) 1912-197?, 1914-02-26
YOUNG PEOPLE MARRIED

Wednesday Feb. 18th at o'clock
at the home of the BRIDES mother,
Mrs. Gudenschwage occurred the
marriage of Miss Margaret L.. Guden-
schwager to Fred J. Stabnsw of Hill
Pint. Rev. Schwandhott of the Lu-
theran church performed the cere-
mony.
They were attended by Mis- Lottie
Holmes of Baraboo, niece of the
groom, and Paul Gadenschwager,
brother of the bride. The BRIDE was
attired in white and wore a white
veil. The bridesmaid also wore white.
The rooms were prettily decorated
in pink and white.
After the congratulations b0unte
Gus supper was served to about fifty
relatives and friends.
Mr.. and Mrs. S5abnsw were the re-
cipients of many beautiful and useful
presents.
The couple left Thursday for wed
ding trip to Baraboo and Barron,
They will reside on farm near Lime
ridge.
Baraboo weekly news. [volume] (Baraboo, Wis.) 1912-197?, 1914-02-26
Obituary

EMrs. Catherine ButteIfield was born
June 3, 1847, in HsItford, Washing
ton county, Wis, and was IS years
of age June, 3, 1918 and died at her
home in Beraboo, Feb. 18th 1914, at
7:45 p. NJ. Death was due to pneu-
monia with which she had been i'll
for week.
Miss Catherine Rooney was married
to Alopzo Butterfeld in Fairfield Oct.
271863, and they went to live on their
farm Lear the Butterfield bridge where
they made their home for IS years.
Fifteen years ago they moved to Bar
sboo where Mr.. Butterfield died July
Both, 1904. Three children were Dorm
to them, two are living, George w.
Butterfield and Mrs.. Addie Smith.
RolIian Lewis died % years ago at the
age Of 20. Three brothers and one
sister survive her. They are William,
John and Hugh Rooney of BaTaboo
and Mrs. Mary Sweet of Limeridge
Wis, and four grandchildren, Miss
Myrtle Buttegfield, Miss Martha
Green, IvOFoyd and Iele Victor Green
MS. ButteTtield was always q hard
working woman. She was thrifty and
economical. She was a kind mother,
an obliging neighbor and a faithful
friend. Funeral was held at the
home, Feb. II al 2 o'clock conducted
by r. z. HeDke, pastor IF the Presby-
terrain cbulch. The pail bearers were
p Davenport, C1ag. Liclt, August
Fisher, WARD Shepard, Emil Stud
lick and Lewis Davids, burial in GEM
cry BarabOo
We miss thee from our home, dear
mother,
I'VE miss thee from thy place,
A shadow DER our life il cast,
We miss the sunshine of Thy dear
fac.
We miss thy kind and willing hand,
Thy fond and earnest care,
Our home is dark without thee
We miss thee everywhere
Card of Thanks.
To the many friends and neigh
boTs who assisted US in so many
ways and who extended their deepest
sympathy during our recent bereave-
ment we are very grateful.
George Butterfeld
Mrs. Addie Smith
Miss Myrtle ButterGeld
Miss Martha Green
IvOroyd Green
Iele V. Green
Baraboo weekly news. [volume] (Baraboo, Wis.) 1912-197?, 1914-02-26
WeStfiGId

Elsa B riders returned home re-
Gently from Sank Prairie where she
spent several weeks.
Miss Aa0nan Meisner to Bara0oo
is caring for Mrs. Percy Alexander
and little daughter,
John Verthein and family were
uests Sunday of Harry Verthein.
Mrs. Lydia flannel and children Of
BaTaooo are here visiting her parents,
Mr.. and Mrs. VIII Schulz.
Errol and Virgil Alexander are
spending the week in Bsraboo.
Baraboo weekly news. [volume] (Baraboo, Wis.) 1912-197?, 1914-02-26
BREAKS A COLD IN
AFtW HOURS -PAPE'S
First dose of Pape's
Cold Compound re-
Iieves all grippe
misery.
Dent stay stuffed up!

Dent stay Stufed up!
Quit blowing and snuffiing! A dose
Of "Pape's Cod Compound" taken
every two hours until three doses are
taken will end grippe misery and break
up a severe cold either in the head,
chest, body or limbs.
It promptly opens clogged.up nostrlls
and air passages; stops nasty discharge
or nose running; relieves sick headache,
duIIness, feverishness, sore throat,
sneezing, soreness and stiffness.
"Pape's Cold Compound" is the
quick est, surest relief known and costs
orly % cents at drug stores. 1t acts
without assistance, tastes nice, and
causes no Inconvenience. Don't accept
a substitute. Advertisement.
Baraboo weekly news. [volume] (Baraboo, Wis.) 1912-197?, 1914-02-26
Card Of Thanks

We wish TO thank our neighbors and
friends who assisted us so kindly in
the bereavement of our late MOTHER
also for the nice flowers. We further
wish to thank the singers for the beau
tiful selections In the U.-urch and at
the cemetery.
VIM. Kumke, Alderman
Nellie Kumke, Alderman
Emil Schroeder, Freeport, IL.
August ScsroeteI, FIeeport, Ill.
Baraboo weekly news. [volume] (Baraboo, Wis.) 1912-197?, 1914-02-26
FAULTY DIGESTION
Quickly Skaters the. Nervous Sys
tem-Immediate Action Necessary
Use Mona.

When you feel irrita BILE, tired and de
spondent; when you have nervous
twitchings, specks before the eyes,
headaches, sour stomach, heartburn,
bad taste in the mouth, and pains in
the colon and boweIs-you are suffering
from dyspepsia, which invariably
wrecF 5 the nervous system-you need
Mi-o-na at once.
Mio,na goes to the seat of your
trouble and quickly ends stomach
misery. 1t surely and safely builds UP
and strengthens the stomach walls and
glands, quickly improves the digestive
system-the vital force and nerve energy
are restored, then you enjoy perfect
health.
Do not suffer another day. Get a
fifty cent box of Mona Tablets from
Fisher Bros. This treatment will help
you get we'll and immediate relief is
ure.-Advertisement.
Baraboo weekly news. [volume] (Baraboo, Wis.) 1912-197?, 1914-02-26

n aches, Washington. The new comer
viii bear the name of Ray Alvin. Mr.
and Mrs. Ki0g visited at the Dash
home the psst summer, Mrs. Dash
being q sister Of Mrs, King.
Baraboo weekly news. [volume] (Baraboo, Wis.) 1912-197?, 1914-02-26
Birth in WASHINGTON

Mr.. and Mrs. s. E. King, Sikh
avenue, have re celved word that p u
pouod hoy had arrived at ,:e home OF
Mr. and Mrs. G4orge V. DISH ct
Baraboo weekly news. [volume] (Baraboo, Wis.) 1912-197?, 1914-02-26

Mis-. William Prelip is a guest
at the home of her daughter, MIS-
Emil Hokanson, IN Madison.
Baraboo weekly news. [volume] (Baraboo, Wis.) 1912-197?, 1914-02-26

Miss Mile Andre has returned TO
Madison after visiting at the home of
her mother in BsraboO.
Baraboo weekly news. [volume] (Baraboo, Wis.) 1912-197?, 1914-02-26

Mr.. and Mrs. l.. II. Palmer went to
Reedsl urg Saturday afternoon to visit
their son, r. g. Palmer, and family.
incidentally the visit celebrates a
birthday ar niverssry of Mr.. Palmer.
Among Saturdays visitors from
North Freedom were Mrs. Arthur
Voeck and son, Mrs. Herman Smith
and daughter, Mrs. Cline, Mr.. and
Mrs. Snyder an d Miss Majory Shale.
Baraboo weekly news. [volume] (Baraboo, Wis.) 1912-197?, 1914-02-26

- Miles. Aar,-, sa,n p1tc~ TO, onom.AosA.
Rock Island Argus. (Rock Island, Ill.) 1893-1920, 1914-10-12
Argus Branch Offices

For the accommodation of its patrons
In various parts of the city. The Argus
has established q system OF branch OF
fees, where subscriptions and want ad-
vertlsing may be received and any in
formation left that mSy pertain 20 any
department of the paper. news or busi-
ness. 1t is also planned to have st each
of these branch offices every evening a
supply of copies of The Argus of the
day, SO that any subscriber who may
have failed under any circumstances to
or charge.
The Argus chain of branch Offices
includes the following:
J. J. kipp's notion store. 4515 Fifth
avenue
H. E. Rowe's pharmacy. 4I18 Four
tenth avenue.
Schneider's drug store. Twenty-sev-
enth street, Seventh avenue.
Heimbeck's pharmancy. 922 Third ave.
nue..
Wagner's grocery, GA Fourth street
J. Walton'S notion store. Seventh
street, Fourteenth avenue
Ullemeyer'S drug store, Eleventh ave-
nue. and Fifteenth street
c. Roys, grocery. 925 Eleventh
street.
Elm Street drug store. Thirtieth street
and Fifth avenue.
College pharmacy. Seventh avenue
and Thirty-eighth street
Olson grocery, Thirteenth avenue and
Thirtieth street.
Steiner drug store. corner Fifth ave-
nue. and Twenty-third street
Hasting & Pewe grocery, 172s TWEEN
ty-sixth street.
T. E. Kelly & Son, grocery, 1929
Ninth street.
Rock Island Argus. (Rock Island, Ill.) 1893-1920, 1914-10-12
Advertisement Repairs COPpcras Gre
Not Munps.

4 small boy Of Nashville has been
afflicted with mumps. The siege was
unusually long and disagreeaDle. one
evening recently an aunt who is a
newspaper woman called up the boys
mother on the telephone 10 cancel an
eugagement. She vas absent. and the
bow himself answered the call.
Tell your mother" said the aunt
That / can't come out this evening
because / have taken an assignment
Can you remember thatE'
YES. mann" said the boy. III
tell her" When the mother returned
he said 20 her:
Mother. auntie telephoned that she
couldn't come. because she IS sick
-Slck2 Why. what's the matter"
she wanted 10 know
Il forgot what IL is she's got said
the boy ITS something she has TAX
en-. bur II isn't humps" - Nashville
Banner
Rock Island Argus. (Rock Island, Ill.) 1893-1920, 1914-10-12
Classified Rates

One cent per word for FIRST Insertion
under regular assifications.
Ore ard one-half cents per word fot
TWO insertions.
Two cents per word for three inser-
tons.
Three cents per word for six insers
tons
SIX cents per word for IL Insertions.
Monthly rate, 10 cents IN-C WORD fOt
90 insertions. No al less than 81
No ad published for less than Ii
cents.
Agents. statesmen. canvasserS. sofici.
tors, etc, wanted. one cent per word
each insertion. No ad less tnan ~
cents.
Cards OF thanks and special notices
90 cents each insertion.
CLASSIFIED page closes at IL a m each
day.
Rock Island Argus. (Rock Island, Ill.) 1893-1920, 1914-10-12
l.I.GAI-
ENecutnr,s Notice

Estate OF James H Meehan, deceas-
ed.
The undersigned having been ap-
pointed eXeCutrix OF the last viii and
testament OF James II. Meehan. late of
the county OF Rock Island. state of MI
nois. deceased, hereby gives notice that
she viii appear before the county court
OF Rock Island county. at the county
court room, in the city of Rock Island.
a the December term. on the first Men
day in December next. at which -IiTl .
all persons having claims against SAID
estate are notified and requested TO at
tend for the purpose OF having the same
adjusted. All persons indebted TO said
estate are requested to make Immediate
paymeut TO the undersigned.
Dated this 6th day OF October. a. d.
1914 MARGARET MEEHAN
EXecutriN.
James T. Murphy. attorney.
Rock Island Argus. (Rock Island, Ill.) 1893-1920, 1914-10-12
OREssMAI<ING AND LADIES' TAyI.s
oRISG SCHOOL.

LEARN up-to-date dressmaking anc
ladies' tailoring. ana DO indepeadenr
aud transporting. We teach YOU
20 eat. n. design ard make Your
RcSn or sutt from your own mater.
Jas Dress form given free II you
enroll now. Positions furnished In
my shop when competent IL desired,
Day. evening and private classes. q
Ii. Gre Sbo. ladies' tailor and dress-
maker. South Putnam building. Tel
epkone Davenport 73a
Rock Island Argus. (Rock Island, Ill.) 1893-1920, 1914-10-12
James p


Estate Of John Herbert Foster. de-
~. undersigned having been ap-
rufufed -xscutriE Of IN" last viii ana
Testament % John Herbert Foslci. lht,,
Tiifuois deceased. hereby gives notice
that she viii appear before the lion
Esanfa min Bell. Judge gf The probate
court 81 Rock Island county. az the
probate court room. ia the city az
tt.sk Island. at the December term. on
fI, arst Monday IN December. a u.
1914 next. at which time all persons
having claims against sAld estht' arr
uurpos- of having tAc same adjusted
All persons indebted 10 said est4t" are
requested q rms Ike Immediate payment
10 the undo rsigu1d.
Dated I'm day Of october, \. - 1915
KATE FOSTER WRIGHT.
ENccuJItN
Rock Island Argus. (Rock Island, Ill.) 1893-1920, 1914-10-12
The Markets

Chicago and New York markets fur
nishsd by E. ". Wagner < Co., mem
bars Chicago Board of Trade; grain
provisions. stock Gsnd cotton; private
wires 20 ali financial csnters. Core
spondents OF the New York Stock and
Cotton Exchanges. Thi-city Office in
site 200. Best building Prone Rock
IilArd $50.
P.J. MCCORMICK. Manager.
In observance Of Columbus
day, all boards of trade in the
United States remained closed
today.
Rock Island Argus. (Rock Island, Ill.) 1893-1920, 1914-10-12
INSURANCE.

WE WILL BOND YOU-EXecutors', ad-
ministrators. guardians, trustees or
any kind of judicial bonds; lodges and
society officers; city, state. or U. 5.
sitions of trust; in fact. any kind of
bond you want except bail bonds).
Terms reasonable. Hayes & CleaVe-
land, resident managers. Fidelity &
Deposit Company Of Maryland.
Rock Island Argus. (Rock Island, Ill.) 1893-1920, 1914-10-12
MOTORCYCLES AND BICYCLES.

TIRES (all makes), accessories, lamps.
etc: cut prices. $50 Flying AIerkle
bicycles at wholesale price. S25 (or-
ange and blue ena-neled); l25 East
Third street. Davenport.
Rock Island Argus. (Rock Island, Ill.) 1893-1920, 1914-10-12
kUCTIoNEERING.

JOHN KILCOIN-Farm sales a special
ty; guarantee satisfaction. Phone
Rock Island 1851. or 252.
Rock Island Argus. (Rock Island, Ill.) 1893-1920, 1914-10-12
FOR NEUTRALITY-SUSPICIOUS..


FOR RENT-Largc barn, suitable for
auto. Inquire 49, Eleventh street.
Phone Rock Island 2l23.
FOR SALE-Studebaker passenger
auto. in fine condition; n bargain IL
sold before Thursday. Inquire kloCk-
au Auto IL Carriage company. Phone
Rock Island SO.
Rock Island Argus. (Rock Island, Ill.) 1893-1920, 1914-10-12
CONTRACTORS AND BUILDERS.
JOHN W@lLk & Co
CoNTR ACTORS. AND
BUILDERS

and Stairs. Interior FINISH or all KINGS
Hardwood veneer foVring, and dea;ers
Rock Island Argus. (Rock Island, Ill.) 1893-1920, 1914-10-12
Notice of FInnI settlement.

Estate OF Thomas +. LaVel!e. de-
ceased.
Public notice is hereby given that
the undersigned, Rose LaNelle, ad-
IuIstratrlx OF the estate Of Thomas
+ IaNellc deceased. has this day fled
her final report and settlement as such
in the probate court Of Rock Island
county. and hearing on said report has
been set FOR oct. 80. 1914. at 10 o'clock
a m, at which time persons Interested
NAV appear and make objections there
10. and II no objections are filed, said
report viii he approved at that time.
ana the undersigned will ask for an
order OF distribution. and Will also ask
z. Toe discharged
Rock Island. Ill. Oct 6. 1914
ROSE LA NELLE.
Administrative.
Rock Island Argus. (Rock Island, Ill.) 1893-1920, 1914-10-12
sUPERFLUoUs nAIR.

~~~~-~-~---~~~~~ ~->~>->~>-->~>-->~>@--~-
I-PERFLLOCS hair. molcs, warts. on
race and arms permanently removed
,,-r-u electric needles. Address Miss
a N kIttredge. Argyle hats. Brady
street. Davenport fhcne SO4-
Advertisement Repairs COPpcras Creek
Leyees.
Drainage Union district No. OF the
tons OF Drury. Rock Island county, and
T.ffzs. Mercer county. Illinois.
--g.tIed proposals IN triplIcate for plac-
fuay 10000 cubic yards OF arthwork VIII
I,.. r.-elvsd by tine undersigned until
oct ~. 1913. at 10 o'clock a. M and
rHeu publicly opened.
In Firr1a zion VIII be furnished on ap-
r.1Iratton TO any OF the undersigned. or
Jaucs -. ai4Ecker. attorney ROCK Is
land. IL
WALTER ZEIGESHORN.
JAMES HAYES
WILLIAM KRANZ,
rnrrrnL..l.Eers OF sid Dlstrlct
Rock Island Argus. (Rock Island, Ill.) 1893-1920, 1914-10-12
OREGON.

IF you are looking for health or n
genuine, satisfactory suburban or
small farm home 1 will send YOU de
scriptiVe pamphlets. Call or write 3.
r. Thompson, 1904 Thirty-fifth street
Phone Rock ISlG..d 1861.
Rock Island Argus. (Rock Island, Ill.) 1893-1920, 1914-10-12
PnINATE INSTRUCTION.

SHORTHAND and typewriting taught
Urt,-tt.Iy. 1909 Twenty i-hth street,
Phone Rock Island 2O1l-L.
Rock Island Argus. (Rock Island, Ill.) 1893-1920, 1914-10-12
LEGAL
Notice of FinnI settlement.

Estate OF Nicholas Parkes. deceased.
Public notice is hereby given that the
undersigned, William II. Parkes. has
this day filed his final report and settle
ment as such in the probate court of
Rock Island county, and hearing on said
port has been set for October l6.
1914. at 10 o'clock a m, at which time
persons interested may appear and
make objections thereto. and IL no OBJ
jectIons are Med. said report Will be
approved at that time. ana the under
signed will ask for an order OF dIstri-
button. and win also ask TO be dis
charged.
Rock Island. III. Sept. %. 1914.
WILLIAM H PARkES.
Administrator OF Estate OF Nicholas
Iaclsnn. Hllrst 6. stafford. nttornevs.
Rock Island Argus. (Rock Island, Ill.) 1893-1920, 1914-10-12
LODGE DIRECTORY.

Masonic.
Masonic Temple. Eighteenth street and
Fifth avenue.
THE STATED MEETING OF TRIO
Il Lodge 80. 81. a. +. * A. II.
- y viii be held on the FIRST Thurs
W. day OF each month. 1880 p. IN
Special for mOrk IN Ionic nall, Ma
sonic temple. on J.. a degree, Ihurs-
DAY. oct IS, T-zp J. m NisitlnG
brethren are cordially invited; BY
order Of John Pearson, W NJ w g.
Petit. secretary.
Rock Island Argus. (Rock Island, Ill.) 1893-1920, 1914-10-12
ABSTRACTS OF TITLE

ABSTRACTS or title prepared or con-
tIuued TO date covering any real es-
tate in the county. Prompt and &C
curute service CT reasonable rates.
RICK Island Title & Abstract COM
rsuy. J. !. Ingram, president; w. J.
Sweeney. secretary. 20O-2OS. second
ffoJr Peoples National hank build
lug. Rock ISLAND
Rock Island Argus. (Rock Island, Ill.) 1893-1920, 1914-10-12
FOR RENT-ROOMs,


FOR RENT-Rea BILE, well furnished
good sized room, with hot and cold
water in room; modern home; resi-
dence district; near board and car
line; suitable for one or two persons.
933 Seventeenth street Call Rock
Island 1197-X.
Rock Island Argus. (Rock Island, Ill.) 1893-1920, 1914-10-12

fgT-rORD POST. 243. G. \. p. meets
reerIIarlv on the second and fourth
Saturday evenings Of each month at
80 in Memorial hail at the court
house. ". NJ. johnston. COMMANDER:
L i. Buck adiutant-
Rock Island Argus. (Rock Island, Ill.) 1893-1920, 1914-10-12
MASSAGE.

SWEDISH OVELENT-Miss a Elm
srson graduate Swedish u&sseUse,
SlYvs Treatment in private noEn-s and
a once b. appointment Phone Rock
ts!snc zlSs. Once. GlJ Seventeenth
stree
Rock Island Argus. (Rock Island, Ill.) 1893-1920, 1914-10-12

FOR RENT - Modern five-room fiat.
downstairs. Inquire 1903 Fourth av-
enue.
Rock Island Argus. (Rock Island, Ill.) 1893-1920, 1914-10-12
wANTED-MALB HELP.

WANTED = Two capable local collec--
tors with sales ability; permanent
position: good income; AL Best build
ing, Rock Island. See Mr.. Canedy.
Rock Island Argus. (Rock Island, Ill.) 1893-1920, 1914-10-12
FOR RENT-FLATs.

FOR RENT - Five-room modern fiat /;
Gil Seventeenth street
Rock Island Argus. (Rock Island, Ill.) 1893-1920, 1914-10-12
FOR RENT-HOUSEs.

FOR RENT-Modern seven -room house.
Inquire 1017 Second avenue
Rock Island Argus. (Rock Island, Ill.) 1893-1920, 1914-10-12

FOR RENT-Seven-room modern fiat.
with heat. Inquire 42O Fourteenth
street.
Rock Island Argus. (Rock Island, Ill.) 1893-1920, 1914-10-12

FOR RENT-Modern furnished light
housekeeping rooms; 527 Twentieth
Rock Island Argus. (Rock Island, Ill.) 1893-1920, 1914-10-12

FOR RENT-Modern three-room fiat.
Inquire at S31 Fourteenth and-a-half
street.
Rock Island Argus. (Rock Island, Ill.) 1893-1920, 1914-10-12
FOR RENT.

BEFORE going house hunting, come
and see our list Of vacant houses
We have the complete list of the tr1-
cities, and viii assist you to get To-
Gated without one cent of expense.
Summerficld's. 113-11a East Second
street, Davenport
Rock Island Argus. (Rock Island, Ill.) 1893-1920, 1914-10-12

WANTED - Men TO learn the barber
trade; positively the best trade of the
kind: hundreds of positions vacant
on account of foreign BARRIERS being
drafted for European war; can pre-
pare you in few weeks; wages while
learning: no previous experience nee
ssary; apply by mail: opn to every
one. Moler Barber college, 105 South
Fifth avenue, Chicago. Ill.
Rock Island Argus. (Rock Island, Ill.) 1893-1920, 1914-10-12

FOR RENT - Two nicely furnished
front rooms; 1927 Sixth avenue.
Rock Island Argus. (Rock Island, Ill.) 1893-1920, 1914-10-12

ming
ugh
top
|EW
Rock Island Argus. (Rock Island, Ill.) 1893-1920, 1914-10-12

FOR RENT New modern siX--oom
house; cheap; Twenty-fourth-a nd-d-
half street and Seventeenth avenue.
Inquire 1912 Fourth avenue.
Rock Island Argus. (Rock Island, Ill.) 1893-1920, 1914-10-12

FOR RENT-Modern furnished room,
suitable for two: 2016 1-3 Third ave-
Rock Island Argus. (Rock Island, Ill.) 1893-1920, 1914-10-12

FOR RENT Furnished light house
| keeping rooms; 1921 Sixth avenue
Rock Island Argus. (Rock Island, Ill.) 1893-1920, 1914-10-12

FOR RENT - Five-room modern fiat;
$22 per month; 1922 fth-and-a-half
Rock Island Argus. (Rock Island, Ill.) 1893-1920, 1914-10-12

FOR RENT-Five rooms in strictly mod
ern house at 1902 Twelfth street ROCK
Island
Rock Island Argus. (Rock Island, Ill.) 1893-1920, 1914-10-12
FOR sALE-N1scELLANEoUs.

FOR SALE-Good paying grocery bus
mess. Phone Rock Island SIS. ring
Rock Island Argus. (Rock Island, Ill.) 1893-1920, 1914-10-12

FOR RENT-Sis- room house. modern
conveniences; 527 Eleventh street;
rent ST. per month. Inquire 500 Sew
enteenth street. Phone Rock Island
3O7
Rock Island Argus. (Rock Island, Ill.) 1893-1920, 1914-10-12

FOR RENT-Three furnished rooms for
avenue.
Rock Island Argus. (Rock Island, Ill.) 1893-1920, 1914-10-12

FOR SALE-Driving mare. three-year
old colt Phone Andy Brady, Rock
Island 1914.
Rock Island Argus. (Rock Island, Ill.) 1893-1920, 1914-10-12

FOR RENT-Five-room fat. with gas
connection and water; ASH Fifth
and-a-half avenue.
The evening herald. [volume] (Albuquerque, New Mexico) 1914-1922, 1914-02-14

Some more of our ideas 81 the per-
maneney Of the universe have been
roughly dispeiied by Prof. Louis
boss. an Albany astronomer. OF
course. an amateur might
De expected TO see things topsyturvy
from the capital Of the state of New
York. but Professor Boss-(no rela-
ton to Boss MuTphy)-is no amateur.
And he breaks the news 20 us that
the handle OF the GTat Dipper has
gone awry. Worse than that. e Is
becoming steadily awryer. and the
stars which compose Il are moving.
declares the professor. In the opposite
direction from the bowl NJ the dip
per. II Is considerable Of a shock TO
learn hat This constellation. which
We iaymen supposed immutable as
the heavens. f. about TO be disrupted.
with ro human possibility OF getting
a new handlo put on the immense
celestial culinary utensll which we
have contemplated in " since our
earliest childhood, the days Of
Twinkle. twinkle, Little star.
How ! wonder what you are.
Up above the world so high
Like a diamond In the sky
n his may happen to the Great
Dipper, We are prepared for the
worst. The Little Dipper may be ex-
pectcd to dislntegrete. leaving nothing
that W. are aware Of whercwith TO dip
the milk Of the Milky Way. The
legs Of C~assiopea's Shair win likely as
not be rudely snatched from under
that article OF heavenly furniture.
leaving the lady asprawi upon the
armament. These ruthless star gazers
vii probably extract the bark from
Sirius, the aog-star. and the beacon
hEht OF the north may appear some
fine evening over the Antarctic pole.
Maybe they viii dehorn Taurus and
rob saturn % his rings. take the Rye
out Of orion and the Perse out OF
pcrscus. rudely sunder Gcmini and
IN short make hopeless pi-lines out
OF all the great a~Egregations of gilt
tcring diamonds OF the sky"
The Night Has a Thousand Eyes;
but IL b. going 30 be badly cross-eyed
if the astronomers keep on.