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World's cresset. [volume] (JAH-ville [Colony], Fowler, Mo.) 1891-19??, 1914-02-12
VOL XII Brushyknoh Mo- Thursday Feb 10Th 1914 M 4

heNs week T1js j, my tirs1 win.
ter up north ard rever thought
that they ever could set hens o
early. and | doubtit vet so | am
going to watch them eggs iusJ
a>l NDuId # th,y was INV own,
l aure was glad to see the fsir
name OF the Umpire tate is not
going to remain stained no long
er and that them New York
Catholic Bosses is all going TO
be sent to the penetenlery and
three have done been sent alrea.
dy. nd unless J. miss nv guess
some re Is a gong to Join
them soon anu tina: lot of 9th
er> are going to have nard
time getting back in office again.
We has just as nice people up
here as they has any where out
We has got more Catholic bosses
then they got any elsewhere
and they are sure good at
foollng the voters to. but better
day IS dawning sure as YOU are
alive Tor the imuirn StnC.. TIE
people Is waking up and ar. ~
their guard and tie ntxl election
viii tell the tale. Tie peop'p Of
tne Im pire State will cane back
into The coIildance Ut tie pee pie
OF the q. S, andI hope the good
people of Missouri and Indiana
will not be to hard On Us for wha,
80 Nurp"\ ia "a arc Go o,
niame .''. peup'e to much unL.l
tney have been given anu.:ps
cua" e. IN the polls TO express The
pubic opinion and an sure
you will fee! proud OF the Imp,ra
State when we have wLippe,i
the Catholic bosses out of poll
Tics and into the .penetentery
where Harry Thaw ESCAPED from
and they "'nG get ava, nel,ter
Mo>1 Sincerely Yours.
Asa E. Martin.
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Umpire State
e. olmu uln:
70 THE CKESSET

~. was thinking of writing to
III, 1REsSEr for some past, but
~: Jepn 10 busy to eau -quare
,4r.. Tor several DAYS, | sure
ga rujoy Bro. Pea,sors s ie,'c!,
Il wa> so personal and in crest
.nr,! aid not know hp knew B o
tIubhart as I 90 to, tits to ba'
-tt}}t9 4 r. Hubbard don't write to 10
s.,-fr DO more. Since he got
ina,ried some months past n"
,ylrtJ notice or write to me Or
y3ro Pearson neither, and jp~t
news gum nearly all 'nc tune,
50 ,hat l never seen any felier
crew so much gum as he does,
Bro. Pearson he sure has
i anged q lot sine" you seer
:! Il last, and it is to bad to.
aint lad the pleasure If see
nag FRO. Pearson but would 'ik"
TO meet you through the CREs
SET ss we both knew Bro. Hob
hart in his younger days and
both read and enjoy the CREs
SET, it is such a wonderful. paper
Tor doing good and getting in
touch with those who are in the
same work.
We has been having some fine
weather up here, and I seen t.o
people plo~ing yesterday as L
f,,me 20 town but I reckon it VIII
not be warm CROUCH for TO
plant cat fer some weeks %
come, ye. N neighoo j'hn Ca
ter has got two OLD setting h MS
that he is gong to risk se5in
World's cresset. [volume] (JAH-ville [Colony], Fowler, Mo.) 1891-19??, 1914-02-12
Homo Circle
TALK WITH THE, YOUNG
MEN,,

4lLskA w 4 IL A. - w NJ
MEN,
Accidental greatness dies
young, and il knows no r, surrec
tlon 1t is excited, boastit 9 eg
tistIcaI and 1yrannlcal. All the
lltt.eness OF IT'S ccmmOr child
hood Is lost in lht shadow of it's
present brief lOf,lnnsS. it a>sa.
sslnates poverty, crlr'N Godii
ness under tue SUI. and stabs
i, under the moon, f1atters know
ledge to keep secret ill., own igno
rance.
Character never die: it's born to-
live. 1t is never beyond improve,
ment Man makes hi, character
and his charactnr preserves him.
Little promises, little debts,
little words little acts are small
in themselves, they are the very
weights We throw in the balance
owes against Il man, reputjon
Owe uuJi, rtt.,A tireSnAsFs+ s+H4slis4a
'.ut MOBILITY, NJ man can b..
t'nA cd Wlt' ,tt car ) OF a high
station. unLi IT, naS proven him
self Capable. aud honest IN lower
ones. Better see him aWim The
b. ook before you bid him try the
ilv,r
Au0 get, SON u.nu 1r4'o ~
rise oni, when ,1n seeks 10 pnil
1n@.u down. y Mcuri@s awa@t.
turln. a;.l H5sl t. oJuprs seems
C"rtaiu oeFtNt, Il al hnl ~ rye.
them 10 nlo TIE u,lt.: true
bravery ana 'run nobi1ty arc
Sly, unassumlnk l. is the raj
or who boast OF his loyalty, and
the villain "llo moditi hi, ron
eS'>. 'ohU y1n IL - mo- 't*tlf,
look every man III '.ei,c tear
ing none; asking no adv ti,lnp
and cannot be ilAoter.
Boys, remember these little
things and don't boast OF your
honesty, Boast not at alI.. And
sc think it poor philosophy to
t"rG = man four dollars by way
~ Ii icing bin to pay the one he
.Nr>acy owes you. Weigh our
omiSes we'll, and when YOU
av mace keep ttem, no matter
w"at it cost. Judge others by
what they have done not bv what
th'y are goln. 20 d.
Don Hrer NUH' eA ep on rh,
star and s'umnit over r5.r
Woman IS hr most pa'i ut #
all mOrtal>. Size wills ,ni aau
moil spin, sew and cook
She will uutSe SICK cind..
and wait Oh hpr husband,
She will sscr1ficn all, surrender
ali, fOregO all thp ordinary plea.
,sureS and paS,mcs # lie. and
obey lmp'!c,'y 'ne caji Of duty
In return she asks and must
have her husbands sympathy
and love; witllouv il Tie world an.
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Tax L NOTICE

Any party or parties wishing 0
ask any questions Through this
papc' upon anv subjec relio,ru $
ly or otherwise shall be treated
as friend But in no case VIII
the Editor allow any slang or
lang phrase go through it
tIurS.
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ATTENTION

Agents wanted to write mnt.
uaI fire and tornado insu ance, IN
building and ao!n1r ooilt~. i Nj
souri,.
Write H. r. Stapel. Sec'y.
Rock Port. Mo.
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entered rs Sts.Uh =

entered rs sts.UNQ r.s
t&u tter November 3rd '91'- at
.hc p"st-OHcs at Brushyk %
no uuHer Me A'' n
.4tufch 3rd. 1879.
Tbo CtiEssET has been run
rius at different other places
and Post offices before this
date.
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pears bi nix. 4 few ,urds of
enc ,r1sgt ment and sympa,hy
from the husband to the tired
AMI discouraged wife and rest
and tnc' urage her more th
anvth'ng else.
World's cresset. [volume] (JAH-ville [Colony], Fowler, Mo.) 1891-19??, 1914-02-12

Cod bless The children! They
are a word Of care and trouble:
they bring palr and uear,nrsS
and sorrow, but ere W, r,h it all.
DO you rtmem her af, thai
weary day when you were harsh
and irritable and they went to
sleep with sob, what bright.
fresh faces they br 'ught to ~
in the morning? How fall If ten
dprne>s and fo~Rivn~ cn1Ioren
are! How quick l. fnrg unklnd
nes>! How tne is lhe.intetligenc
with which they look beneath the
surface and know that the irriC
able. nervous creature of night
| before IS not The real mother
but the serene, gentle woman o1
the morning whom they love
with deep deynti"n. The> are 'ht
beautiful txamp'e> OF 'ru't na'
sorrow may ndu O frr 'lYut
bu JOY comei'' III thr MOI in4
h> th,lr >ov- and b,lghtnrs>
3 ey + pay US hourly for every
struggle We may enoure for
jnt,Jt
World's cresset. [volume] (JAH-ville [Colony], Fowler, Mo.) 1891-19??, 1914-02-12
NOTICE

The Colony grist mill VIII run
on every Saturday a. ~i' .aly
grind "E Saturdays.
COLONY Tn[f, TUES
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An Ei, ,OQUENT PASSAGE

prona oy TIE b au i'ul a d
G Dqueu' pas a>t ever Arlttr'D b.,
IN Inlmi.abt 1eorg d. Prentice
tie following is 'h+ fines>:
II C"n not be that cAryh j.
man ) .on!N abiding place /, car
u / De tha' oar life is q bUhpit.
cas- b, eternity 10 pat a momrIls
upO It's waves Aui SINK VITO
nothinyNess Ell g hv isl haiti
nlgn anu slnrlou> aspl AtiOus
which leap IKE ang 5 fcom the
temple of our hearts are forever
wandering unsatis6ed? Why j. is
that thu rainbow and cloud come
over Us with beauty that is not
cf earth, ,and then pass off t. leave
US to muse on their lov-iiness
Why Is it that the stars hold
their festival around he midnight
i,.1 -, are set we the giaSD
oI y DmI I'd ',cr t.>, f'revnr
nQ"tIng u, 1T, H. r. "nd ,pru
-, api go =? i i ii "
= T. 'h,' nrlah rms II um II
heanty ar presented to our vie W
AID Lake trrr Il J. av ~ the
,,Ou>a - II Dt atfec-
lou 10 flow back in IN Alpins tor
fent t.. - sur t'.rts?
There is d r,-aim rntre the rain
bow neve' fades; where the stars
Will be spread out before US like
tn islands that slumber on the
cce an, and where the beautiful ou
oeings which pass before us like
shadows will stay forever in our
presence,
World's cresset. [volume] (JAH-ville [Colony], Fowler, Mo.) 1891-19??, 1914-02-12

He who knows what Isl good an
choosos it. and who knows what
is evil and avoids it both learned
ana temperate
Homes are training schoo' fnr
,citiz rs. anp ony a tnev te'En
pa rioti- IN in n fu lest sense o.
the word are the, doing thel'
utv by TIE country in nns'lnt"d
mea III e. TIE family ,aole i tbe
family rally ing place and II -
", II t,ler. 10 e. tt,al meals Shohid
nr,,ner % aiken IL silence r"r uc
npipd w,,h frivolous {. -slp; 'hey
afford the pa ent and th' c'lloren
a me4l,ng around where they
! NAV come into cicS' ~ Ar1..*h1
an where 4 ey msylt q Nt '''
of know if dye wtie the bodily
lead, are attends d to.
Among al elevat;rg Influences,
that of happy home IS the mos1
rerman,lt. EytA cietn ttm me
lis an influence for good IL 'ne'
community Every iot o. nome
,nnst uo,,ess BEAUTY as well as
ceanIlrpss ant klnu.,ues- Every
happ> h me- a"s u" ST." US re
finlng Influences spread eve
good hrme j. an edrcator anu
ados lmmeasurnbly to tto sum OF
human happiness. Every home
! sI,nold be faithful guardian Oh -
pubic morality, the surest safe
| nua I'd of the publlc's future.
Parents, we would say to you
when God has blessed you with
go,h girls app ec'ate them
! TooAy is tho tim4 to DO it While
they are lowered beneath your
cinys Do not wait till they are
yoae, perhaps forever. from tne
.nus ,,.a Il YOU love them
}pt tnr,n kpow i. ii on nave
au ,r,4r,~,, IL their welfare, leu
em know it. If your girls at
anh,, ieu. anl want to gain ioc
,hy m,r,v d position IN NJ y he'o
them, for il is yonr duAs to 10 &C.
/ your girls want an ed"cae''o
give hem all the chance thai 1'Es
IN ,our power 10 .,cqulre one
I,,sa flne hing to stand in the
n,a,. oi ou y pett~ and "hlrl'ng
nntl-ys uitn np kno Nledg" OF
their gov. rlng la IS IN YOUR ora'u'
and the quick contfoi ol '''o"'
your right band; but 1t lsflner anu
yranuer to stand where any mnth'
pr may stand, if she will, among
the living spirits whichare to dom
mate the wheels; ponderlng tnc
! laws of human agency, directing
the development Of human ACTIVITY
bearing tne supreme weight of hu'
man RESPONSIBILITY; doing Il al IN
utter uncoE oEsiousness Of self or o.
sacrifice, strong III tho wondrons
1--we which along Of earthly cmr'
'>'> is al pc rsuasive and all pow
| lin .&ells, We G,,uu ;rt vtar
and worry Of tie world.
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WQRLD'SCRESSLT

Rev. l.. S. GARRETT, ED.
----------"---'----
PUBLISHERS,
n. G.. Garrett. NJ. NJ. Bowers
Published Every Thurs day
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Prona o'y tie b au i'aI a d
c'JqueO G pas aAt ever Arlttt.D by
tn'- Inlmi!abIt 1eorg D. Prentice
the following is h+ fines,:
The Tacoma times. [volume] (Tacoma, Wash.) 1903-1949, 1914-02-27

v.
The big day of the great Indoor
Street Fair is rapidly approach
ing. The whole of Rip Van Win
kle county is agog over the APP
preaching marriage of the star
freak, Admiral ACTIN, to a beau
tiful young lady, which same is
me. Mr.. Kiester, the Snowman,
has billed the dwarf as a regular
heart-breaker, thus stimulating
even more interest than other
wise might have resulted. He
gives 1t out that 1t was love at
first sight between me and the
Admiral. We have also been in
terviewed by the editor of the
Silo Siding Snickersnee. who
headed an article about it, "Ro-
nance Of a Runt." The Karavan
OF Kurios In the street fair is
buzzing with preparations for the
morrow. All the freaks consid-
Or 1t great joke on the public,
only the Bearded Lady acting
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cynical and the Fat Girl glooming
over her knitting. Poor thing, l
mean the latter, her married life
must make her pessimistic. AS
to the Bearded Lady, HIS Crouch
is because l refused his fair hand
in marriage.
The Admiral and l had to go
get marriage license, to make
the affair strong, although 1t
wasn't to be used. A beautiful
picture 1t made. I had to lift
the Admiral to the license desk
to sign his name.
On account of him being, an Ad-
miral q think he must have COM
manded gravy boat or some
thing)-it's going to be I novel
wedding with the Mermaid as
bridesmaid and music by the Silo
Siding Marine band. After which
we will hold a reception In the
Katzenjamer Castle and GO on a
wedding journey on the Carousel.
Continued
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There are 10 many amateurs In
Tacoma with stage aspirations
that Manager Bert Donellan Of
The Empress theater found 1t
Necessary this week to have two
amateur nights" In order to ac-
eommodate the novices. Tonight
the second amateur performance
will BE- staged. with a half dozen
good local singers. comedians and
dancers ON the program.
Anderson and AIMING, young
Tacoma girls, have rehearsed a
The Tacoma times. [volume] (Tacoma, Wash.) 1903-1949, 1914-02-27

NOTICE OF PROPOSED AMEND.
MENTs TO THE CITY CHAR
TER BY THE CITY COUNCIL OF
THE CITY OF TACOMA:
RESOLUTION NO. 62s7.
A resolution to declare the fnten-
ton. of the Council to offer to the
the general election TO be held on
ton to amend sections "a, 81. So,
i79. l80, 49,. 1872. 1873 and 1874 oil
the Charter of said City. by revising
and adding to the language there-
City Civil Service System.
BE IT RESOLVED BY THE CITY
C0uNCIL OF THE CITY OF Ia
That at the general election to
be held in the City OF Tacoma on
mttsa 10 A tRe eisct ts + be sss v
whether Sections "a So. So. l7S,
1870. ISL, 1872, 1S3 and 1874 be amend,
ed SO that the same shall read az
y ss IS. y T., =, Upon the sppeln.men.
pirate department, and confirma.
tion by the Council. when re-
quired. the Mayor snail mmission
all other appointiye officers as In
this Article defined.
SEQ. 90. The Commissioner of
Public Affairs. Health and Santa
Of the Department of Health and
Sanitation. He shall appoint, and
as Mayor, shall commission a
Health officer. who shall be a
licensed and practIcins physician,
Jet TO eonfirmatlon Sh By the De cs saS.
ell. He shall also appoint and com
mission City Chemist, Market NJ,
Pure Food Inspector, and Plum bin =
Inspector. He shall also appoint
and as Mayor. commission ali such
other 9TH Inspector Inspectors: clerks, assistants
by the Council by Ordinance Tor
the efficient administration OF this
department of the city governmenf
Sec. 60. The Council shall bv
ordinance provide for tine esta bIisb,
ment and maintenance OF a Police
Free Municipal Employment oSf;cna
the office Of License Inspector. and
the office Of Building Iuspecfnr
The Commissioners OF Public SAFETY
shall have supervision and contro,
Of these departments and offices.
c cnS nPon sns Mnsn Of tlS
Commission q Chief OF The P shali
Department. q Chief Of the Firo
Department. subject to confirma-
tion by the Council, and the Com
missioner shall appoint, and the
Mayor commission, q Superfntend-
ent OF the Employment office, q
License Inspector ana Building
See. i7s. There Is hereby estab-
1ished q Civil Service Board. con
sisting o. three r1eDipe-s, who shall
serve without compensation.
The Council first elected after
me aaoptlon Of THIS CHARTER shall
appoint one member Of said Board
20 serve for one yea.. auother mem-
Der to serve Tor two years. and q
third member to serve for three
years Annually thereafter on
The Tacoma times. [volume] (Tacoma, Wash.) 1903-1949, 1914-02-27
Amateurs Appear Again
At the Empress TONIGHT

splendid little act, which prom
ises to be surprise on the anna
teur program. George Stewart
will sing again, Eric Safer, the
Long Branch comedian, will
tickle the ribs of the audience,
HI. Dawson will give whistling
limitations, Margie Wye will sing
and dance and Harry Weston,
child violinist, will give few
numbers. The amateurs will "go
on" between the two regular vau-
deville shows.
The Tacoma times. [volume] (Tacoma, Wash.) 1903-1949, 1914-02-27

All! what relief No more tired
feet; no more burning feet; no
more swollen. bad smelling. sweaty
feet. No more soreness In corns.
callouses. bunions.
No matter what ails your feet or
what under the sun you've tried
without getting relief. just use
'TIZ." 'TIz" IL the only remedy
that draws out all the poisonous
exudations which puff up the feet.
TIE" cures your foot trouble SO
you'll never limp or draw up your
face in pain. Your shoes won't
seem tight and your feet will never
newer hurt or get sore and swollen.
Think of II. no more foot misery.
no more agony from corns, cal
louses or bunions.
Get 25 cent box at any drug
store or department store and get
instant relief. Wear smaller shoes.
Just once try ''TIZ" Get q whole
years foot comfort for only 70
cents. Think of IL.
The Tacoma times. [volume] (Tacoma, Wash.) 1903-1949, 1914-02-27
NEGRO BOY MAY
FIGHT II OUT

+ L. M. Bailey has been appoint
ed attorney for Roy Smith. alias
Delbert Welch, by Judge Clifford,
and Indications are that the
charge of numbering Arthur H.
Warden will be fought by the
counsel for the negro lad.
Although young Smith Ia
charged with first degree murder.
he was given a chance to plead
guilty to second degree murder
yesterday by Deputy Prosecuting
Attorney Askren to save the state
the expense OF trial. II he fights
the case, however, he will be
prosecuted for murder in the first
degree.
The Tacoma times. [volume] (Tacoma, Wash.) 1903-1949, 1914-02-27
Funny Coons and Pretty
Girls i'm ssThe Ham Tree

Tree" is by Jean Schwartz, the
lyrics by william Jerome, and the
book OF George ". Hobart. The
production is staged by Ned Way
burn, who selected the dancing
chorus from over one thousand
applicants.
The Tacoma times. [volume] (Tacoma, Wash.) 1903-1949, 1914-02-27
MUCH RIOTING
In PORTUGAL

MADRID, Feb. 27.-Reports
of serious rioting in Lisbon and
elsewhere In Northern Portugal
were made in a statement issued
by the interior department today.
The statement declared there Is
state of anarchy at Lisbon and
that the situation Is critical.
The Tacoma times. [volume] (Tacoma, Wash.) 1903-1949, 1914-02-27

MENTT To THE ThDf CITY cI AMTMR,
BY THE CITY COUNCIL OF THE
' REs RESOLUTION NO. sass.
A resolution to declare the inten-
ton of the Council to offer to the
electors OF the City Of Tacoma, at
Tuesday. April 7th, 1914, q PROPOSE
ton to amend Article VII OF the
Charter of said City, relating to the
Fire Department, BY adding there
to 2 new section. to be known as
BIZ IT RESOLVED BY THE CITY
COUNCIL OF THE CITY OF Ia
That at the general election to be
held In the City of Tacoma on Tues
day, April 7, 1914, 1t be submitted
70 the electors OF said City whether
Article VII Of the Charter of said
a new section, to be known as Sec
ton TIA. which section shall read
as f0llowsi
Section TIA Two Platoon sys-
FIRST: The firemen and en-
the Fire chief, shall be divided in
to two platoons. one to perform day
service and the other to perform
night service. The hours of the day
service shall not exceed ten (10),
commencing not before eight o'clock
q: m. and ending not later than six
service shall not exceed fourteen
| QD, commencing not before six
O'Clock p. m. and ending not later
than eight o'clock a. m. except that
In case OF great, threatening or un-
usual conflagration. or Other. such
emergency. the Fire Chief. his as
sistant. or other person in charge or
command of the Fire Department.
shall have the power and discre-
ton to summon such firemen and
employees as may be off duty to as
sist In the protection of life or
| property. In their work the said
to night and from night to day
each and every month.
SECOND: The City Council shall
provide suitable and healthful
places of abode and rest for the
employees and firemen so employed
, While . on duty ,hy and; provided, fur
amendment shall be operative and
become effective from and after
January LIST, 1915.
That said Amendment shall be
designated as Charter Amendment
That the ballots or tickets pro-
vided for said election shall have
printed thereon the words:
For Amendment No. 8.
1.-TWO Platoon System In
Fire DepartmsnD.
Against Amendment No, 3.
1.-TWO Platoon System In
Fire Department..
and;
That the Clerk shall publish said
amendment as Proposed Amend
ment No. 3 to the Charter of the
City OF Tacoma" for thirty DAYS
In the Tacoma Daily Ledger and the
Tacoma Daily Times.
February rs, 1914.
Adopted on roll call.
Yeas T.. Nays 0. Absent 1. Free
land.
W. W. SEYMOUR.
Mayor
HOMER H. EDWARDS,
I, Homer H. Edwards. CITY Cierk
Of the City Of Tacoma, Pierce Coun-
| tY. Washington. hereby certify that
the foregoing IL a full. true and
correct copy of Resolution No. 6293
adopted by the City Council on the
1sth day of February, 1914, propos.
ing an amendment to the city Char.
the General Election to be held
April 7th, 1914.
WITNESS my hand and the sea-
Of the City Of Tacoma, this 25th day
,s..,, HoGER IL EDWARDS,
February 90. to March a. 1914 sr :.
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The Meaning of America

MRS Margaret Cibaceca testified Calumet
last December deputies forced them
mobile to Houghon. where released
monthsold baby died
trip. She knew why she had said
We know So do She arrested because THE Gov
GkNMENT OF THE STATE OF MICHIGAN WAS MORE INTER-
EsTED in PROPERTY THAN IN HUMANITY because had lent
itself to the rich powerful
ON the picket line of the for Industrial
lenge which drove greed
She "ONLY A FOREIGNER" 10 had to America.
had the equally
proud Calumet stockholders residing
Back Bay. because she wanted freedom, opportunity.
But they said. mo; and
terms that lay down. YOU MUST SLAVE AS while
revel In luxury That what America spells
you"
And It they the baby
Is that what America
Is what America going the to
America has furnished to the world the Washing
ton And American institutions nothing
alone would have entitled them the
Webster.
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LEGAL NOTICES

on at the general election to be
held April 7th, 1914.
OF the City OF Tacoma, this 18th
day of February, 1914.
HOMER H. EDWARDS.
lseaD City Clerk.
Feb. IS to March 10. 1914. inc.
The Tacoma times. [volume] (Tacoma, Wash.) 1903-1949, 1914-02-27
TOO SMART FOR HIM

"Oh. by the way, DEAR" said
the merchant, as he was prepar-
ing to leave the house in the
morning. "if / find I can't be
home to diner l will send q note
by messenger"
Don't truoble." said his wife,
sweetly; II have already found 1t
on the blotting pad"
The Tacoma times. [volume] (Tacoma, Wash.) 1903-1949, 1914-02-27

NOTICE OF PROPOSED AMEND
By THE CITY COUNCIL OF THE
CITY OF TACOMA:
RESOLUTION NO. e2s7
A Resolution to declare the in
tention Of the Council to offer to
the electors of the City OF Tacoma
at the general election to be held on
Tuesday. April Z. 1914, proposition
The Tacoma times. [volume] (Tacoma, Wash.) 1903-1949, 1914-02-27

do yer know why false eyes
are always made of glass, Will
lie?"
Sure! How else could . fell
Ter see through them?"
The Tacoma times. [volume] (Tacoma, Wash.) 1903-1949, 1914-02-27
CLEVER SCHEME.

CLEVER SCHEME.
First Jeweler - Aren't you
afraid to leave those diamonds in
a front window at night?
Second Jeweler-Not with my
scheme. Just before I 60 home
l put in a little sign on them
reading, Anything in this win
dow ten cents"
The Tacoma times. [volume] (Tacoma, Wash.) 1903-1949, 1914-02-27
..Jests..
HE SOLVED 1T,

Jim-It says here that soap Is
good thing for gnat bites.
Bertie-Oh, go on! Now, I've
been wondering all my life what
that stuff was good for.
The Tacoma times. [volume] (Tacoma, Wash.) 1903-1949, 1914-02-27
ANOTHER JOKE ON MA.

Small Boy - Please, doctor,
will you come and see father at
once?
Doctor--What is the matter?
with your father?
Small Boy - He can't stop
laughing, sir.
Doctor--Whatever is he laugh
ing at?
Small Boy - Mothers caught
her tongue In the mangle.
The Tacoma times. [volume] (Tacoma, Wash.) 1903-1949, 1914-02-27
EAsIER NOT

TITS all right to say just what
You think, but the man who
doesn't may save himself = lot 81