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Mansfield mirror. (Mansfield, Wright County, Mo.) 1908-1957, 1914-10-15
CHURCH OF CHRIST

Over Mrs, Coday's milllntry store.
Preaching every hrst Sunday morn
ing and evening. and Saturday even
ing previous.
Bible school at 10 q. N. every Sun
day. J. A. Riley. Superintendent
Bible study and prayer meeting
every Thursday evening.
Ladies' Aid Society every Wednes'
day afternoon.
Everybody welcome.
W. H. ANDERSON, Minister.
Mansfield mirror. (Mansfield, Wright County, Mo.) 1908-1957, 1914-10-15

Nathan Matthews, Of. Marion,
Kansas, is visiting here.
Mansfield mirror. (Mansfield, Wright County, Mo.) 1908-1957, 1914-10-15
By Springfield Creamery:
$40 for dairy industry, Divis.
ion G..
CITY OFFICIALS.

Mayor G. s. Burney
Clerk - J. w. Brazeal
Treasurer -.-~-James COday
AItOfney .-------.-.-----.---- N. u. IFdlg
MARSHAL --.-.-.-.---.---.-- roe STRONG
Health Officer j. A. Fuson
Street COMMISSIONER Roe Strong
Collector .-.,RO Strong
Police Judge. G. L. Beach
ASSESSOR. -. r. l.. Afford
Aldermen:
First Ward. James COday
First Ward.,-J. B. Freeman
Second Ward, W. b. Fullington
Second Ward, DIR. j. A. Fuson
J. B. Freeman, President.
Council meets the second Monday
evening of every month.
Mansfield mirror. (Mansfield, Wright County, Mo.) 1908-1957, 1914-10-15

LESSON TExT-Mark A:a2-42. See also
Luke 2:39-46.
GOLDEN TEXT-Watch and pray. that
ys enter not into temptation. Matt. 2s:1
r. v.
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INTERNATIONAL
NNDGYSQ1O0L
LESSON
(By r. o, SELLERS Director Sunday

By e. o. SELLERS. Director Sunday
School Course. Moody Bible Institute.
ChicAgo.)
The daily Gate City. [volume] (Keokuk, Iowa) 1855-1916, 1914-07-03
OTTuMWA CLUB IS
IN DIRE STRAITS
President Nimocks Says Next Few
Days VIII Decide Fate OF
Game at OF
tumwa.
FUNDS ARE NEEDED
Patronage Must Pick Up Greatly or
the Team VIII be Turned Over
to the League
Heads.

The Ottumwa Baseball association
is on the financial rocks and unless
the fans come to the rescue and show
their interest in the team by attending
the games in number that will make
the gate receipts pay expenses, this
city will be without ball club in the
next few days. according to a state
ment given out today by President F..
A. Nimrocks After winning three
straight pennants, the team has gone
to the cellar this year as the result OF
a wholesale elimination Of the veteran
players and the fans have lost Inter
est. 1t Is not merely because the team
Is losing for the attendance was not
what it should have been last season
when the club was fighting a success
full though close battle for the PEN
nant. It seems that Ottumwans have
tired of the game and as the directors
do not feel able to finance the team
without support at the gate, they are
inclined to let go Of the city's fran.
chise. Following is the statement CIV
en- out by the club officials:
To the People of Ottumwa, Interested
in League Baseball:
The officers and directors OF OF
tumwa League Baseball, feel that the
following statement should be given
to the public:
Ottumwa has for years literally
supported baseball, not only by at
tendance but by liberal subscriptions.
We have seen city after city drop
ont of the original league until now
only two of the original teams re-
main. There has been during our stay
in the league about eighteen changes
No one can say that Ottumwa has
been a gutter, but the public has evil
IDENTIFY become tired of baseball and
the attendance does not justify our
The daily Gate City. [volume] (Keokuk, Iowa) 1855-1916, 1914-07-03
GAME AT OTTUMWA
ENDS IN GRABBING BEE
Glenaivin Benches Several Players
and Finally Forfeits Game to
Ottumwa Club by rs Score.

OTTUMWA. July 3.-After Umpire
GIenalvin had sent four Marshalltown
players out for Grabbing" Pit
Taylor OF the Ansons. refused to
pitch. the jumps having called four
balls on him in less than minute
and Manager Richards objected. Glen
alvin then ordered Richards out. leav-
ing but eight players, and called the
game. This all happened In the last
Of the sixth, with the score standing
z to in favor OF the Speed Boys.
The locals played an unusually good
game and had ten hits on Marshall
towns three pitchers in brief PERIOD
of play. Richards states that he VIII
protest the game.
The daily Gate City. [volume] (Keokuk, Iowa) 1855-1916, 1914-07-03
[ LEGISLATOR Joins Cards.

United Press Leased Wire Seryice.I
ST. LOUIS, No, July 2.-Honorable
Kenneth Nash, member OF the Aass-
acausatts Legislature, win join the
Cardinals here today. He was draft
ed from Waterbury, Conn. last fall
Soon afterward he was elected 10 the
assembly, which adjourned only few
days ago, Manager HUgZlns allowed
him To keep his campaign pledge That
he would not play ban until the sea-
sion adjourned Nash Kept In form
a. an Infelder by playing seBairpro
around the Hub city.
The daily Gate City. [volume] (Keokuk, Iowa) 1855-1916, 1914-07-03
BIG DOUBLE BILL
FOURTH OF JULY

. Whether you believe In sane
. or an insane Fourth Of July,
. don't let yourself forget thar
. there 10 going to be one OF the :
. bioaeot battles Of the year at the :
. baseball park tomorrow after-
. noon when the indians and Pn-
. OTIS clash in . doubts header.
= The boys are going to take pair
. OF falls out Of Clinton or know
. the reason why and they want
. every bug in town to be on hama )
= TO help win the games. Also
. don't forget that the Dummies are
. slated to play hero Sunday. me
o Indians have a right to harpor
. bitter feelings against the Hao-
q bits for the rough treatment
= dished out at Cedar Rapids re-
q Gently. SO come on our ano
= watch the slaughter.
The daily Gate City. [volume] (Keokuk, Iowa) 1855-1916, 1914-07-03
HARvARD'S CREW GETS
TO FINALS IN REGATTA
Defeat Winnipeg Eight BY 1hree
tsrs Length, Two Seconds ono"
Of Record.

UNITED Press Leased Wire oer -.
HENLEY, Eng, July S-Hai'au.
oarsmen at the regatta won tneir
to the finals of the grand chanen
cup today when. after oesp :,
struggle, they defeated the eisn. ,,,n
the Winnipeg, Canada. rowing .
by three-quarters length IN fast ''
Of seven minutes fiat. .,a,
The two crews rowed well toEeup
to the half mark when Harss. ~.
steady stroke and machine-iike pre-.
ion told. The college men snen W."
to their work and In driving n
won out. The time was remarhAD -
being only two seconds short OF ~
record for the course.
The daily Gate City. [volume] (Keokuk, Iowa) 1855-1916, 1914-07-03
NATIONAL LEAGUE.

Yesterday's Results.
Chicago, Sci: Cincinnati, 3-6-1. Bat.
teries: Pierce and Bresnahan; Doug.
lass and Clark.
Brooklyn, 7-12-1; New York, 1-7-4.
Batteries: Pfeffer and McCarty; Mar
guard, Wiltse and Meyers and Nc
Lean.
Boston-Philadelphia game postponed
on account Of rain.
Open date for st. Louis and Pitts
burgh.
Who're They Play.
Cincinnati at ST. Louis.
Chicago at Pittsburgh.
Philadelphia at New YoTk.
Brooklyn at Boston.
The daily Gate City. [volume] (Keokuk, Iowa) 1855-1916, 1914-07-03
Big Double Header with Clinton
Here Tomorrow---Bunnies Sunday

Double plays Gottschall to Abbott
to Whitaker.
Strike outs-By Whitaker. 8; by
Mitchell, q.
Base on balls-on Whitaker. ?: on
Mitchell, 2.
Hit by pitched ba1l-By Mitchell.
Gottschall.
Wild pitch-MitcheH.
Time of game-1:45.
Umpire-F1eming.
The daily Gate City. [volume] (Keokuk, Iowa) 1855-1916, 1914-07-03
LINCOLN WITHDRAWS
FROM I'M LEAGUE
Effort will be Made by League to
Finish the Season with
but Four Clubs.

BLOOMINGTON. H.. July AT a
meeting Of the directors OF the Ill
baseball league in this
city yesterday. the Lincoln. NJ, team
Withdrew from the league and an ef-
fort viii be made 10 finish the sea-
son With four teams, Champaign. OF
tava, Ia Sale and Streator.
The daily Gate City. [volume] (Keokuk, Iowa) 1855-1916, 1914-07-03
FEDERAL LEAGUE.
X..4.rd.x,a RseuIts.

Yesterdays nseuIes.
Kansas City, 9-16-2: st. LOUIS f.'.
Batteries: Packard and Easteri''
Davenport, Herbert and Chapman.
Pittsburgh. 4-10-1; Baltimore go
Batteries: Camnitz and Barry; quinn
Conley and Russell. 80.
Chicago. ISL: indianapolis, ~
Batteries: Hendrix and Wiison'
Falkenberg. Henderson and Rafionn.
Brooklyn, 1870; Buffalo. o-5o. D 0sa
teries: seaton and Land; Knapp sD'
Blair.
Where They pisy.
No games scheduled.
The daily Gate City. [volume] (Keokuk, Iowa) 1855-1916, 1914-07-03
Base Ball Results
CENTRAL ASSOCIATION.

Results Yesterday.
At Keokuk-Keokuk, O.; Clinton, 4.
At Observation-Disclosures, 8; Cedar
Rapids, 6.
At Observation-Disclosures. 4; Wat
erloo, /.
At Ottumwa-ottumwa, Z; Mar
shalltown. :.
The daily Gate City. [volume] (Keokuk, Iowa) 1855-1916, 1914-07-03
Sporting Views
By the Editor

u
this mornings Burlington Hawk-Eye,
President Nimocks OF the Ottumwa
club, was quoted as saying the OF
tumwa club would turn in its fran.
chise by July Is. In the meantime
efforts will be made to sell the fran
chise to the best advantage. L no
sale is made the francise will be
turned back to the association.
OF course, this time Of year ls tho
open season for talking about drop
ping out OF the league, for 1t is at
about this time that the attendance
begins to fall or. However, and not
withstanding previous extrayaganccs
in the line Of threats. Immediately
after July is about the time that
most minor leagues break up or have
franchises surrendered by the clubs.
It is not at all impossible that OF
tumwa will drop out.
There's not q bit Of danger, though,
OF the Central association going UP
in the smoke. The old c. A. Is about
as strong a minor league club as
there is in little old U. 8. A. Presi-
dent Justice said the other day that
II one of the clubs in this league
Should surrender its franchise he
could have 1t placed in strong city
within few hours. From the way
Rock Island, Marshalltown and few
other cities fought to get In the asso-
CLIFTON last spring 1t looks as II the
statement made by Justice Is about
80 percent straight goods.
Much Of the strength Of this league
is due to none other than NJ. E. JUS
tice who has fought against increasing
the player or salary limit OF the
| league every time it has been brought
up. While leagues like the Three-Eyc
with not much larger attendance, are
/ grooming under the heavy pay rolls
| they are forced to meet. the Central
association runs along with about
half the expense and puts up as fast
an article OF baseball year in and
year out.
The warnings issued by the OF
! tumwa club directors 10 lanS Oh tneii
city might be taken to heart by fans
in other towns Of the association,
Keokuk not excluded. The attend
ance here, although better than 1t has
been in some years past, Is not what
1t should be by great deal At yes
| terday's game the Indians played be-
| fore one OF the smalles. crowds OF
/ the year. The fact that the team IS
not leading the league probably is
largely responsible for this, but fans
should remember that If they refuse
| to attend games simply because the
Indians are not at the top of the race
they are doing what the man did who
cut his own nose off to spite his face,
Good attendance while the club is go
ing badly will encourage the players
and will give the directors an incen-
tive for securing better players and
building UP the team. On the other
hand poor attendance does anything
but encourage the home team and
makes the directors Of the club won.
der why they ever had anything
to do with the team in the first place
-
The daily Gate City. [volume] (Keokuk, Iowa) 1855-1916, 1914-07-03

Fans, don't forget that there Will be
a bia double header here with Clinton
tomorrow. Sunday the tribe goes
AGAINST Cedar Rapids. There should
be the largest crowds Of the year out
for these games.
The daily Gate City. [volume] (Keokuk, Iowa) 1855-1916, 1914-07-03
Twenty Hour Flights Aeross Atlantic
Aviation Probability Gays Or.
Alexander Graham
Bell.
AMERICA" IMPROVED
Giant Transatlantic Flyer Yielding to
Ingenuity Of Man-euiIder Of
Boat is conr
dent.

UNITED Press Leased Wire Service-l
WASHINGTON. July 81 Breakfast
in America and dinner in Europe" Is
not only an aviation possibility, but
a probability, DR.. Alexander Graham
Bell, telephone inventor, stated today.
Through the National Geographic
society he predicted success OF cross
Atlantic flights, without, however,
commenting directly on the america"
project of Glenn Curtiss and Lieuten-
ant Cyril Porte.
ordinary machine able to support IT.
self in the air at an elevation OF two
miles will attain speed Of 100 miles
an hour in the direction of Europe
and that means going from America to
Europe in single day." said Bell.
Estimating the distance from New
Foundland to Ireland at two thousand
miles, Bell says a flight might .e
made in twenty hours. The route via
the Azores, Of the America is even
shorter.
ut is not only possible but prob
able that the passage may be made In
a single day. said Bell.
A fifty mile wind In the higher air
stratas blowing to Europe will also
nelp transatlantic aviators, according
to Bell.
"Amerca" Planes Better.
HAMMONDSPORT, N. Y, July 81
America" the giant transatlantic
flyer. today was yielding to the i'm
genufty OF man. More tractable. and
more amenable to the win Of the oper-
ator than heretofore the fier was as
Stunning shape for her big flight.
She "planed' better, and her build
er, Glenn Curtiss. was confident tina.
with a new bottom and water planning
fins extending out from each side, she
would behave properly. Her latest
trials showed that the Langley pom
toon attachments increased the rising
power. Curtiss today turned his at
tention to the new bottom and expect
to have this fitted In time for late af-
ternoon fights.
Curtiss will be ready to go to New
Foundland early next week.
Lieutenant Porte is expected to
tune up the machine In a last trial
before shipment, and he viii probably
sail from New York for New Found
land on Red Cross liner on July IL.
The daily Gate City. [volume] (Keokuk, Iowa) 1855-1916, 1914-07-03
Summary.

s.clen bascs-Simu7ons HghbaTt
Two base hits-Sweet, Ddsl, Sch1ieb-
The daily Gate City. [volume] (Keokuk, Iowa) 1855-1916, 1914-07-03
PILOTS WINNERS
IN First, 4 TO 0
Abbott's Redskins Fall to Ta.iey. in
Home Coming Bill Which
They Staged
Yesterday.
WHITAKER ON MOUND
Mitchell Who Opposed "5IIp Kept
Locals BingIes Far Enough
Apart to be
Safe.

VI hilSASI "oS
the largest factor in to to o shut out
kanded the Indians by Clinton in the
opening game OF the home series
played here yesterday. Old man Nit
cfieII was there with bells on in every
situation where the tribe had ghost
OF n chance to push over a ruiz. He
hal the erstwhile slugging red skins
tanned and domesticated; he had them
eating out of his hand, they even bit
at everything he laid within their
reach
For Jovial Bill Whitaker the days
story was sad one. Bill was there
with the stuff that would have won
nine out OF ten games in the Central
association. It cannot be said that
his role was as heavy as Mitchells.
but at the same time he played a
lead. With less Indifferent support
and few b1nched hits behind him
Bill would have had another game
won credited to his account.
Pilots Start Early.
But be that as it may, the Pilots
won the game and they started in
early to make their claims. The first
notice OF intention to cop served by
the visitors was In the opening In
ming when single and steal to sec
ond by Hubbart and double by
Schliebner brought in the first score
OF the day incidentally this run was
mace with two down.
For two innings after that Bin had
the Pilots guessing. Then the fourth
rolled around and after Schliebner
had whiffed, Simmons, MEME and
ScanIon singled in stlccession. To
help out on these three safe blows,
Wetzel mistreated grounder that
came out his. way. The total result
amounted to two runs The side was
retired on double play, Gottschall to
covering third
Bill Tightens In Last.
Outside of the sixth inning when
singles by Simmons and MEME, sack
pilfered by Simmons, and an error on
the part of Sweet who threw wild to
catch Simmons at second, netted one
run, there were no other hits or runs
made by the visitors during the game
Bill again succeeding in hosting the
visitors to his hip and riding them
safely for the rest of tia day.
AT best the locals chances to score
during the game were what might be
termed very slender. There was little
or nothing for the local bugs to ge,
excited about until the seventh In
ming. During the progress Of the sew
enth and eighth, things looked little
dangerous for the shut-out game the
Pilots were evidently attempting tc
record Mitchell, however. proved
more than equal to the odds against
him on both occasions. Twice witt
two men on bases the Indian batters
who had the chances Of their lives tt
break up the party could do no bet
ter than lift flies to the outfleld ovel
second base or go down on easy
grounders to the infield.
The score:
The daily Gate City. [volume] (Keokuk, Iowa) 1855-1916, 1914-07-03

continuance In the league. We feel
that we should have turned over our
franchise last year after q record OF
three straight pennants.
We started last year as a matter OF
fact. over $4,000 in debt, but by the
excellent management Of Ned Egan,
we sold enough players that with ad-
ded liberal subscriptions of our people
placed us practically out OF debt. and
with the sale of our remaining players
and the turning over OF our franchise
we would have been even with the
world.
But against our own Judgment we
listened to pleas Of our baseball fans
and as consequence we are In
position where we can not longer con-
tinue. The following Is practically
our condition at the present time:
Receipts from gate and grand
stand ,421.o5
Subscriptions paid to date. 2,11S.OO
Local total receipts. ;. $4,000
Paid visiting teams. 1890. 10000
Paid home ball players. 49,. 2,bOo.00
Paid R. r. fare various play
ers reporting ............. z2o.0o
Board and other expenses dur
ing training season and In
cidental expenses and sup
plies oVo.VV
EXPENSE -, $500
Leaving on hand at present
time .........$ lS.Oo
The guarantee taken In at games
away from home has barely been SUI
ffcient to pay our expenses on the
road, so that is not taken into account
In the above statement.
The gate receipts in the twenty-six
games played at home including Sun
day and holiday games, has been SUI
ficient only to pay the visiting teams
the regular guarantee OF $50 per game
and give us In excess about one-th1rd
OF the amount due our players.
To make even the showing above
the directors yesterday put up their
checks for $500 and previous to this
time signed a note at the bank for an
additional $500.
We are not blaming the public for
this condition, but feel that they are
entitled to know the truth.
We feel in duty bound to make
some arrangement to transfer the
team and franchise. Our manager,
Ned Egan,. was offered splendid oppor-
tunities for this season with various
cities. but stayed with Ottumwa even
against his better judgment in face
of our poor attendance last year.
Perhaps rest OF two or three
years will give US an appetite for
baseball as has been the case with
Cedar Rapids, Waterloo and other
cities which took rest. A remedy
for the present condition was suggest
ed in our annual meeting by President
Justice, but was not seriously consid-
The daily Gate City. [volume] (Keokuk, Iowa) 1855-1916, 1914-07-03

Where They Play Today.
Clinton at Keokuk.
Cedar Rapids at Burlington.
Waterloo at Muscatine.
Marshalltown at OttumwA.
The daily Gate City. [volume] (Keokuk, Iowa) 1855-1916, 1914-07-03

Yesterdays Results.
Boston, 7-10-1; Philadelphia, 6-13-3
The daily Gate City. [volume] (Keokuk, Iowa) 1855-1916, 1914-07-03

Score by Innings.
Keokuk. ........O q 3 q q o o 90
Clinton ........f 0 \ 2 o q 0-f
The daily Gate City. [volume] (Keokuk, Iowa) 1855-1916, 1914-07-03

~
Batteries: Bedient, R Collins. Leon
ard and Carrigan; Shawkey. Brown
and 6chang. Second game: Boston.
Till; Philadelphia. Isl. Batteries:
Coumbe and Carrigan; Pennock'
Bressler and Schang.
New York. 6-12-0; washington. 1-e-L
Batteries: Caldwell and Nunamaker;
Bentley. Harper and Henry and VII
liams.
Detroit. 400; Cleveland, o-s-2. Bat
teries: Dauss and Mckee; Bowman
Morton and O'Neil.
Open date for st. Louis and Chicago.
Whore They Play.
st. Louis ct Chicago.
Cleveland 1t Detroit.
Boston at Washington.
New York ut Philadelphia.
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Continued on page ~
The daily Gate City. [volume] (Keokuk, Iowa) 1855-1916, 1914-07-03

No games scheduled.
The daily Gate City. [volume] (Keokuk, Iowa) 1855-1916, 1914-07-03
AMERICAN LEAGUE.

standing Of the Clubs.
The Lambertville record. [volume] (Lambertville, N.J.) 1872-1968, 1914-04-16
BORN WITH MORAL QUALITIES
Those, as Well as the Physical, Chill
dren Inherit From the Parente-
Habit of Obedience.

No one for a moment questions
that children inherit physical quail
ties from their parents, but we quite
easily forget that moral qualities are
also inherited. Parents, apparently
intelligent, never seem to realize that
their children are composite repro
auctions of themselves, added to
come peculiarities of ancestors and
some originality of their own.
During the early years of the
child's life he grows in the direction
his parents lead or drive him. He
is never again entirely free from the
effects of this leadership, whether
good or bad. And isn't it true that
fathers and mothers can only train
their children Alright when they have
high ideals for themselves?
We all know-and most of us for
get-that the habit of obedience is
formed as any other habit is, by
constant practice. 1t is absolutely
indispensable to strong moral
sense, says a writer in Worlds Work.
The lack of it leads to all kinds of
bad conduct and self-indulgences.
Of course, if we are to preserve any
thing like order in community, the
individuals must obey the laws. To
most people this comes natural, the
fact that law exists being sufficient
reason why it should be kept. There
are always some people, though, who
find it very difficult to conform to
the regulations, no matter how salu-
tary.
The Lambertville record. [volume] (Lambertville, N.J.) 1872-1968, 1914-04-16
SOAP A NATURAL ANTlSEPTlC
Experiments Have Conclusiveiy
Proved What Has Long Been
Claimed by Physicians.

That cleanliness is the beginning
of antisepsis has been often repeated,
and the disinfecting power of soap,
which was for time passed over in
silence, is now again brought to the
front. Quite recently DR.. Pillod
demonstrated that soap is naturally
antiseptic His researches were di-
rected to its action upon the habitual
agents of suppuration: Staphyloeoc-
CT, streptococci and pyocyanic bacilli,
and in his experiments he employed
white Marseilles soap.
In order to prove that white soap
Is naturally sterile, DR.. Pillod tool,
fragments from soap which had been
in operating rooms and laboratories.
These fragments were placed in tubes
of bouillon and submitted for eight
days to attempts at culture in closed
vessels. The tubes were afterward
left for fifteen days in the atmos-
phere of the laboratory. Not one of
eighteen samples gave any culture.
The fact is therefore established
that soap is sterile in itself, and this
property is easily explained by its
chemical composition and the process
of its manufacture. Soaps are real
salts, oleates and palmitates, OBJ
tanned by the saponifcation of fatty
matters by powerful bases, soda be-
ing used for white soap. The manu-
facture of soap requires high temper
atures 600 degrees Cent. for five
hours for solidifcation), and the ac-
ton of concentrated Ives, which are
strongly antiseptic. Soap is rich
in fatty substances $50 per VENT
holds on an average As per cent of
free alkali, and contains no prin-
ciple that is nutritive for bacteria.
The Lambertville record. [volume] (Lambertville, N.J.) 1872-1968, 1914-04-16

God Almighty smit de whale on the
back wifi red wagon spoke, an de
whale cas- him up on dry la. Don't
you know dat if you has faith an er
alligator swallows you, he will cas-
you up on de SAN %
Oats all right bout whales an
Jonahs," replied Rastus, "but you
dom understan' desc Mississippi ga
tors. If ever one of dem swallows
a niger, he'll 60 off an go to sleep,
an forgit all about him. Popular
Magazine.
The Lambertville record. [volume] (Lambertville, N.J.) 1872-1968, 1914-04-16

First Caddy-W'en de club stew
ard hired me he said dat on account
of associatin' wit desc swell golfers
dis job had an egercational value.
Wot is it?
Second Caddy-W'y, you lemon,
didn't youse learn fifteen dandy new
cuss woids yestiddy? Then's it.