Courier Democrat. (Langdon, N.D.) 1891-1920, 1914-11-12

at progresses and the maddened, fright
ened animal grows weaker and finally
W is dying the boat crews row closer to
to the body and pray for the ease of the
departing spirit. Members Of the crew
will call out the words "Joraku, Jo-
10 raku, Joraku!." and on the third day
T. after the animal has been hauled
lie ashore a service is held and prayers
at offered for the animals future con-
or tentment in spirit.
e. AS soon as the animal has been tow
n ed to the shore line he is cut up, the
ly Japs making huge excavations and
I'd penetrating inside the animals body
or as though entering a mine shaft or
a gallery and eventually making their
e. exit. all covered with blood. 1t is a
"a grewsome sight, but is looked upon
er purely as q matter Of course among
I'd the Jap MISUNDERSTANDING.
De- Now is a good time to "see America
n. first"
a Joys are our wings. and SORROWS are
our spurs.
It's a hundred years since the last
s. world war.
IS y good many ball players are contin-
is ually going out on strikes.
ut When you come to the parting Of the
is ways, take the uphill road ~
b. To wish is of little account; to sue
&c coed you must earnestly desire.
at TO fatter a girl. call her a woman:
to f1atter a woman, call her a girl.
a An operator in rubber is charged with
having IN elastic sense of honor.
y The aeroplane hasn't improved war
any-only added to the horrors of it.
Is Though eggs may not be unscram-
Sc bled, plucked officers may be refeath.
cred.
TO In the process Of leveling all rank
lv love also levels a lot Of good sense at
times.
At least the dove of peace is finding
20 one safe roosting place besides the
American eagle.
20 1t may be assumed that uuerta now
regards Mexico as no more than a we'll
-, shaken plum tree.
A Mr.. Zrszizezyaski has been visiting
at in the United States. Is he a Pole or a
v. typographical error?
How would it be if the 10000 900
soldiers Of Europe walked out and left
4" their employers flat?
!" a man imagines he is a philanthro-
pist every time he gives away a pen
ny'S worth of advice.
le When the gallery god has his seat
IS changed, does he realize that he is NOV
ing in he uppe circles?
pe a man always seems to ave more
d. enemies than friends because the for
IL mer are the more active.
1t is established that bats will exter-
TO inmate mosquitoes. But who wants a
IL bat or two in a bedroom?
Mi country now faces the gloomy
prospect of having to buy new school
al Biographies and histories.
ID With the man millinerS of Paris off
to the war, American women will nave
to invent their own modes.
W. The war will increase the cost Of
re living; also, to judge from the war
estimates. the cost Of dying.
Everything in this world is relative.
y" Lots of people have forgotten all about
H. Mexico and the baseball revolt.
The modern army bullet, according to
military surgeons. is almOSt harmless.
Sounds like 4 recruiting Office yarn.
Of Children whose backwardness can be
detected only through elaborate eye
and ear tests are not very defective.
he
Scientists are on the lookout for new
germs. But we seem to have more
.. germs already than we know what to
" do with.
The peace prize this year ought to 60
to the man who can put Il cover on the
present rumpus in Europe-if there is
such Il man.
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