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The Olneyville times. (Olneyville [Providence, R.I.]) 1887-1917, 1914-06-26
WANTED TO KNOW THE FIGURE
Fortune Hunters Mother Was Not
Dealing In Uncertainties II
She Could Help IL

Miss Jeanette Glider. the brilliant
brittle, toyed with a pink and gold
mustache cup ut the mustache cup
tea concluding the Bad Taste exhibi-
tion In New York
"The mustache cup" said Miss
HGilder. holds its own even better
fthan the hand-painted cuspidor. But,
'after oil, there IS spiritual as we'll as
.matorial bad taste. and spiritual
bad taste exhibition is now In order.
in the forefront OF II I'd put the
fortune hunter. Not all our fortune
hunters come from across the water,
/ heard of one the other day who be-
longs TO the oldest family In Amer
ica.
But HIS family is very poor, and
so he and his mother have decided
that he must marry for money. They
were discussing recently. the pair OF
them. a western Sirl.
"'Her fortune is large hut vague
said the mother Resides. she Is
gauche. Her feet are broad and fiat
She has a gold front tooth. Her
French is execrable. She
"'Oh, | could make something out
OF her the young fortune hunter as
serted confidently.
"'Yes. but how much-that's tn,
question. said his mother"
The Olneyville times. (Olneyville [Providence, R.I.]) 1887-1917, 1914-06-26
REuD0VFzeDsFeRse0P%RfisT'
Nea Quick to Hand Out What
NJ ht Be Called Important Piece
Of MlsInformation.

Charles r. knight. the artist, whose
repr&ductioHy OF dtrossRFss RR1xiF
turesof long.ago atassh2w9 shs 'wors :
over, prefers, howtvers to BE- kypwfl
as a, painter and sculptor OF moderu
animals. He has worked from the iiv.
ing model as much as possible. and
this has taken him TO the ZOOS In
many cities. He was telling his en-
periences at the zoo in Washington
"One afternoon an important look'
ing negro came along with his best
girl" he said. They stopped for a
minute and looked at the sketch !
was making OF deer.
"TYer know what he am doin', don't
yer?" asked the negro OF his com
panion.
"Mebbe.' answered the woman
Does yoh?
"'Shoh. He's making a landscape
oh one er dem habitats. Dere's mob
habitats In dis zoo than anywhere
else In der United States.
The Olneyville times. (Olneyville [Providence, R.I.]) 1887-1917, 1914-06-26
Fooled once.

Little Francis was not to be fooled
twice.
The heavy black clouds had
massed In the east and west. tAe
lightning was flashing fercely be-
tween the heavy, incessant rolling
OF the thunder.
Francis was terribly frightened.
and his fond mother had gathered
her young hopeful into her arms and
tried logically to calm his fears.
Don't be afraid. darling. There's
nothing 20 fear. God sends the
thunderstorm 10 clear tho air, water
the flowers, and make II cooler for us.
Now, don't cry, dear; II won't harm
you, and everything will be better
when It's over"
The little fellow listened intently'
and as his mother finished he looked
up at her gravely. and said: NO. no.
mother. you talk exactly the way you
did last week when you took mo TO
the dentist TO have my tooth pulled.
Chicago Sunday Examiner.
The Olneyville times. (Olneyville [Providence, R.I.]) 1887-1917, 1914-06-26
Naluahle Inform afinn

A happy couple were on their way
TO Scotland. They had 10 change
trains at Carlisle. and an obliging por.
ter. while struggling with the lug
gage. noticed that the young lady's
hair was dotted with rice. He mp
preached the young man and. pulling
a folded paper fromm his pocket. said:
"A present for you. sir. with the
company's compliments"
Indeed" said the traveller; what is
itY"
"A railway map, sir"
"Oh. thank you, but what are these
marks In blue pencil?"
That's the beauty OF II. sir: those
marks show just where the tunnels are
and their length. Tit.Bits.
The Olneyville times. (Olneyville [Providence, R.I.]) 1887-1917, 1914-06-26

thing hear
where there to
Arlington and I've watched
the Potomac
feeding
meb en-! made his
adjective not good. Just strong
the shore?"
I'm her"
secton--hne people
trailing black
in sailing
put mea watched
opnonby watchin with shot The
doggone
them can't ffghten em with saeows any
more 1t, light right before eyes
shriled the
The Olneyville times. (Olneyville [Providence, R.I.]) 1887-1917, 1914-06-26

extended hamke band pick IT
looking
His colossal hand tapped feeby
the
he toward him iciy
Anythin
waiter soicousy
like drowning cuhng
a a
suffered.
The salt remainder his
soemnly
cleaned wicd
would reproachuy the
Then he bowl his head mournfully his food
The Olneyville times. (Olneyville [Providence, R.I.]) 1887-1917, 1914-06-26
laokIno In self.AssertIo

Abner Appledry-Jay Green afnv
got no more pride and Independence
about him than rabbit!
Ashton Allred-Say. he aintf
Abner Appledry-Nah! Whenever
he takes ride on the cars he never
stamps up and down the aisIes nos
stands out on the back platform. to
show everybody that he knows his
rights, but just sits still in his seat
like he was In church!-Puck
The Olneyville times. (Olneyville [Providence, R.I.]) 1887-1917, 1914-06-26


he made an o and failed
tujsu twist his body and tried TO
stoop
be
a dropped
hing vital ike and
like OF these
clovers / mig tax kindness"
white powdered
bubble confidence
that
Iny /
recognition Of the sentiment she
bench and-wel really
all
about with him enough
dcan'b be so bad as believe
The Olneyville times. (Olneyville [Providence, R.I.]) 1887-1917, 1914-06-26
Can't Tell. These Days.

The two men had been observing
the antics OF a strange man In silence
and finally broke into speech.
Crawford-What' the matter With
that fellow who is holding on to the
lamp post and shutting his feet?
Crabshaw-There was time when
I'd have said he was drunk, but now
perhaps he's practising new dance
Judge.
The Olneyville times. (Olneyville [Providence, R.I.]) 1887-1917, 1914-06-26
Modern Business Man.

"How was the game. Plimsonr
asked Withersly.
Don't ask me-" growled Plimson.
"Just as | was starting for the park n
man came in and insisted on talking
business TO me the whole afternoon. "
That's tough. He took up your
time and you got nothing"
"Oh, made $1,000. confound the
luck"
The Olneyville times. (Olneyville [Providence, R.I.]) 1887-1917, 1914-06-26

retrieves 1t. He is not nervous about
It. He is not even nervous II the
waiter looks at him reproachfully.
The writer saw one huge, bronzed
man with a mighty walrus mustache
and an appearance which justified the
belief that he could face Is bad men
with guns and not wink an eye. The
bad man had ordered a veal outlet.
And one of the best bits OF the outlet
escaped the curtain-draped cave that
he called his mouth and fell slushily
The Olneyville times. (Olneyville [Providence, R.I.]) 1887-1917, 1914-06-26

oysters and terrapin and hams Is sung
throughout the length and breadth OF
the nation from where"-and Mr. Hol-
land. waxing eloquent. harked back to
valedictorian days-"from where the
icy waters OF the Atlantic beat upon
the bleak crags OF Maine to where the
placid waters OF the blue Pacific kiss
the golden"
TITS a fact, sir. a fact" concluded
Mr.. Holland, when reminded that
these stories must be limited 70 400
words I'm right about u: dead
The Olneyville times. (Olneyville [Providence, R.I.]) 1887-1917, 1914-06-26
Mental Arithmetic.

Teacher-Tommy. II ! spent one
third OF n certain sum OF money. and
50 represented fve-sixths OF the re-
mainder. what did ] have?
Tommy-The jimjams.
The Olneyville times. (Olneyville [Providence, R.I.]) 1887-1917, 1914-06-26

right And Mr Holland
tany things hsng from the district that
him chants with
dsmondback Crod
reedbrds Smith1eh
March strawb
tariffs bAs
sbacks N the peanuu
The Olneyville times. (Olneyville [Providence, R.I.]) 1887-1917, 1914-06-26

Acid Stomach. heartburn and nausea
quickly disappear with the use of Wrights
Indian Vegetable Pills Send for trial
box to 372 Pearl ST., New York Adv.
The Olneyville times. (Olneyville [Providence, R.I.]) 1887-1917, 1914-06-26
Meanest Man.

The meanest man has again been
discovered. He offered policeman
confederate 500 bill by way OF
bribe.-New York Sun.
The Olneyville times. (Olneyville [Providence, R.I.]) 1887-1917, 1914-06-26
Mo Wonder.

Il used TO go TO the theater Just ms
tired business man would"
why did you give II upY'
II found that II was the plays thai
were making me tired"
The Olneyville times. (Olneyville [Providence, R.I.]) 1887-1917, 1914-06-26

No, Maudie. dear; fellow doemV
have to indulge In iced drinks to 81
n skate on.
The Olneyville times. (Olneyville [Providence, R.I.]) 1887-1917, 1914-06-26

him, and the same primeval stiffness
lay over the streets outside, not count
ing the iconoclastic rattle OF passing
cars.
The man limped because OF stiff
leg that had to be helped out with q
cane, and 1t was slow limp because,
again, his architecture included a
bay-window front incompatible with
high speed. He carried a newspaper
and was numbering toward a tree
shaded bench, when
SomathinR In the grass canRht
The Olneyville times. (Olneyville [Providence, R.I.]) 1887-1917, 1914-06-26
Rlnht and Left hands.

II our right hand Ia not to know
what our left does. II must not be b.
cause Il would be ashamed II II did
Ruskin
The Olneyville times. (Olneyville [Providence, R.I.]) 1887-1917, 1914-06-26

Lots of colors don't harmonize- For
instance, red liquor shouldn't be used
for the blues.
The Olneyville times. (Olneyville [Providence, R.I.]) 1887-1917, 1914-06-26

II you want 10 find man out nj
you have to do is to call on him Will
q bill.
The Olneyville times. (Olneyville [Providence, R.I.]) 1887-1917, 1914-06-26

YOUR OWN DRUGGIST Will. TELL. YOU
FRY Murine Eye Remedy for Red WeaE ~ Ma,seu ,,,n
ust Eve Comfort. Write for Book of the Eye
py mali Free Murine Eye Remedy Co.. Chicago
The Olneyville times. (Olneyville [Providence, R.I.]) 1887-1917, 1914-06-26
The Reaeon.

why is II that young Rounder IL
such slow pay2"
Because he IN 80 fast"
The Olneyville times. (Olneyville [Providence, R.I.]) 1887-1917, 1914-06-26

The trouble with many e fellow who
insists upon telling funny stories II
that he can't.
The Olneyville times. (Olneyville [Providence, R.I.]) 1887-1917, 1914-06-26
Thinq That Thrills Some Visitors to the Capital

thrills ncetes he
particularly bit of
table hac calml andnn nhnrriedl
The Olneyville times. (Olneyville [Providence, R.I.]) 1887-1917, 1914-06-26

Fortunate ia the woman whose
dressmaker gives her more worry
than her husband.
The Olneyville times. (Olneyville [Providence, R.I.]) 1887-1917, 1914-06-26
This Congressman Comes From a Land of Plenty

y COME Representative Norfolk Va dictaod
Of that
eat land the fair OF whose
The Olneyville times. (Olneyville [Providence, R.I.]) 1887-1917, 1914-06-26

Money goes. Ever notice how three
$50 bills will go like 60?
The Olneyville times. (Olneyville [Providence, R.I.]) 1887-1917, 1914-06-26

Tho horn OF plenty isn't restricted
20 the horny-handod son OF toll.
The Olneyville times. (Olneyville [Providence, R.I.]) 1887-1917, 1914-06-26
Not So Bad as Cynics Would Have Us Believe
LAFAYETTE square.

A was through Lafayette
o a
who coming down path toward
The Sentinel=record., 1914-06-09
ADMINISTRATORS NOTICE.
State of Arkansas,

State of Arkansas,
 County Of Garland, ss:
 Notice is hereby given that the un- dersimed administratriX, with the will annexed. of the estate of Benja- mine F. Smitherman, deceased, will apply to the Probate Court of Gar land County, at the July term thereof, 1914, for an order to sell certain real estate belonging to said estate, de- scribed as follows. to-wit. Part of SW. quarter of SW, quarter, of Sec ton two, Township 3 South, Range l9 west. described and bounded as fol lows, viz: Commence at southwest corner of said section two, run thence east oa section line eco feet; thence north 66O feet; thence west 660 feet; tence south 660 feet to the place of beginning.
 Also. five acres lying in southwest quarter of Section two, Township 3 South. Range 19 west, described and bounded as follows, viz: Commenc' ing at a point on section line 660 feet east. from the southwest corner Os said section two, run thence east 330 feet; thence north 66O feet; thence west 330 feet: thence south 660 feet to place of beginning.
 Also, the NE quarter of the NV quarter of Section II, Township South. Range 19 west.
 Also, undivided one-half interest of south half of NV. quarter of NV quarter Section Il, Township South. Range 19 west
 Also. south half of NV. quarter of NV quarter of Section II, Township 3 South, Range l9 west, for the pur- pose of raising money to pay off in. debtedness probated against said es' tate, and legacies provided for in the will of the said Benjamine F. Smith erma1, deceased, and expenses of ad- ministration.
 Given under my hand as such ad' ministratrx, this the 10th day Of May, 1914.
 MARY r. SMITHERMAN,
 Administratrix.
 By A. Curl, Attorne:o
The Sentinel=record., 1914-06-09
Health q Factor In Success.

The largest factor contributing to a mans success is undoubtedly health. It has been observed that a man is seldom sick when his bowels are regular-he is never well when they are constipated. For constipa- tion you will find nothing quite so good as Cbamberlain's Tablets. They not only move the bowels but inn prive the appetite and strengthen the digestion. They are sold by all deal CTS.
The Sentinel=record., 1914-06-09

Since St. Louis pulled that pageant stunt, Pine Bluff is looking around for an opportunity to make the other river town look small.
The Sentinel=record., 1914-06-09

But even at that the highway work is moving, and will continue to move until those commissioners are ready to report it is finished.
The Sentinel=record., 1914-06-09

Some time ago within a commercial organization there were eXpounded threats to resign But the threats ended in the eXpounding.
The Sentinel=record., 1914-06-09

Evidently Governor Hays has some very poor political advisors and they have been doing some very ordinary advising.
The Sentinel=record., 1914-06-09

The business men seem to want one good, solid, substantial conner eial body in which all the work can be centered. The idea is worthy of consideration. It listens good.
The Sentinel=record., 1914-06-09

The business men of Hot Springs might end the controversy by taking close, active interest in the situa- tion
The Sentinel=record., 1914-06-09

Pore, bleeding Hot Springs is again waiting to see what the result of the situation will be.
The Sentinel=record., 1914-06-09

And the city council will give us another little session on the side Wednesday evening.
The Sentinel=record., 1914-06-09

To some people a public movement must be selfish because it interieres with selfishness.
The Sentinel=record., 1914-06-09

But he who ducks and runs away will live to dodge another day.
The Sentinel=record., 1914-06-09

It is the people who pay the freight, and the question is before them.
The Sentinel=record., 1914-06-09

Also it might be well to determine who's sho and why.
The Sentinel=record., 1914-06-09

1t Isn't any certainty now but that senator Clarke Will have a come.
The Sentinel=record., 1914-06-09

One organization is enough mar. ueuiariy when two are too many
The Sentinel=record., 1914-06-09
KINNEY HOUSE

Everything strictly up-to-date; all out side rooms: fresh country produce, home milk and butter ,.tt. Board and Room, s4 and S5 Week.
 Also rooms for light housekeeping Call and see. C. N. HAckETT. Prop. phons ,4ss. Crown Street
 Free carriage meets all trains.
The Sentinel=record., 1914-06-09
Lester Home Hotel

No runners or solicitors employed. The best meal in Hot Springs at the price. Board and room, S550 and 5000 per week. Home cooking served family style; good clean, large rooms quiet and home like, close in. All yls- itors and c. I. A. welcome.
 MRS. LESTER, Proplretreess. $40 Benton st. Fhone lsl<-
The Sentinel=record., 1914-06-09

back that will be amazing in ifs character.
The Pensacola journal., 1914-12-19
B. |. CR|ST IS
BROUGHT HERE
BADLY INJURED
CLOTHING BECAME ENTANGLEp
REVOLVING SHAFT AT A SAW
MILL NEAR cARYVILLE.

E. L. Crist, a resident of Mulat,
was operated upon at the Pensacola
sanitarium yesterday, one eye being
removed as the result Of an accident
the day previous at mill near Cary
vile. His skull was badly crushed
and nose broken.
In stepping over a revolving shaft
in the mill the clothing Of Mr.. Crist
became entangled and he was whirled
around the shafting a dozen or more
times, narrowly escaping instant death
and being rendered unconscious.
There was no one else on the upper
floor at the time and only when the
torn coat fell to the lower floor, at
tracing the engineers attention, was
the machinery stopped.
The injured man was brought to
Pensacola Thursday night, accom-
panied by his sister, Mrs. VIM. Mash
burn, and taken to the Pensacola san
itarium.
An operation was performed yes
terday. as it was necessary to remove
the right eye, while the head is badly
crushed and the nose broken.
Mr.. Crist is a brother OF Capt Ed
mund Crist Of TOO East jackson, and
is well known both in Pensacola and
Escambia county.
The Pensacola journal., 1914-12-19

yielding slowly but steadily. Today's
official French statemehc reports vic
tories here and there along the battle
line It is state the allies have made
a further advance in Belgium, al
though the report that they have cap
tured West Ende near Nieuport, on the
Belgian coast, was not confirmed. Sew
eral German trenches have been taken
it is also stated, although the admts-
sion is made that the Germans blew UP
a French trench in the Argonne.
The German war office denies that
further ground had been won by the
allies. 1t states that French attacks
have been repulsed and that in the
Argonne $500 prisoners were captured.
The last of the venturesome crew
which sailed on the German cruiser
Emden have been captured oy British
warships About 40 Of the German
sailors who escaped on the Cocos Is
lands when the Emden was destroyed
by the Australian cruiser Sydney. set
sail in schooner. They were report
ed to have seized a collier with the
intention of resuming sea raiding.
Bombardment by Il British squadron
of Tu. kish Notifications in the Gulf
of Saros, north of the Dardanelles. is
said at Athens to have r1 lted the
Turks and inflicted heavy damage.
Dispatches from Nish assert enorm-
Gus losses were inflicted on the Aus
trians in their recent defeats 1t is said
that "innumerable" bodies lie unburied
along the line of retreat.
The Pensacola journal., 1914-12-19
CAUGHT A DEER.
AFTER A CHASE.
IN MOTOR BOAT.
BIG BUCK STARTED TO SWIM
ACROSS EscAMsIA RIVER-WAs
CHASED FOR HALF A MILE AND
KILLED WITH STICK AND Mon
KEY WRENCH.
SPECIAL TO THE JOURNAL.

SPECIAL TO THE JOURNAL.
McDavid, Dec. $50. K. Bowman
and Walter Johnson arrived here yes
terday with a 132-pound buck, which
they ran down with a motor boat on
Escambia river, near this place yes
terday.
The deer had evidently been Cis-
turbed by some hog dogs on the Es-
Gambia side and started for Santa
Rosa, when the fortunate hunters, or
rather unfortunate ones, for they had
left heir guns at the camp, happened
along near the deer's crossing place
and pursued him with a launch.
They report a close and exciting
half-mile race, during which their
greatest trouble was to keep the deer
from reaching the hill on either side.
Finally the battle resulted in a decisive
victory for the motor boat party who,
after bringing into use a small pole,
Il monkey wrench and a pocket knife,
captured their prize and started for
home.
The Pensacola journal., 1914-12-19
"rhe Old Homestead"

''The OId Homestead" which has
pleased audiences in this and other
places throughout the country for
years. and which is properly described
as the show that people have seen
but wish to see again return to and
will entertain at the opera house
Thursday. Dec. 81.
THE Old Homestead" is in class
by itself. 1t places before an audi
ence a queer combination Of pathos
and comedy which is hard to find in
any of the shows that are being
brought out today. At the same time,
the plot Of the entire vehicle is one
that is morally proper and there is
not. at any time, the slightest SEM
blance of anything that is not clean
and inoffensiVe.
The name of Denman Thompson has
been associated with this play in the
minds of every person. One seldom
mentions the name of the play with
out also mentioning this grand Ord
man of the stage, who unfortunately
has passed away. His part in the
show is taken by Edward L. Snader,
who played it properly, and with an
due respect to the man who made
it famous, one cannot properly tell the
difference.
The Pensacola journal., 1914-12-19
BRITISH SKIPPER
TELLS OF BIG FIGHT
BY ASSOCIATED PRESS.

Buenos Ayres, Dec. 1S.-The com
mandant of the Argentine cruiser San
Martin, in port today, related that in
the Golfo Nuevo he met the British
cruiser Navaron and exchanged visits
with her commander.
The engagement December 8 which
resulted disastrously to the German
squadron was discussed. The com
mandant OF the San Martin was in
formed that the English squadron had
four men killed and fifty-six wound
ed. The German cruisers opened fire
at 1900 yards. The British vessels
held their fire until they were well
within 5000 yards Of the enemy.
The Pensacola journal., 1914-12-19
ANOTHER SHIP
FOR OIL CAKE
THE DANISH STEAMSHIP Or
kILD REACHES PORT AND WILL
FILL OUT WITH PRODUCT, TO
BE HURRIED OUT OF PORT.

Another steamship entered port yes
terday. coming from Greenocl1, and to
load out a cargo of oil cake. This is
the Danish steamship OrkiId, which
was Immediately berthed as soon as
the customs officers were through with
their inspections, and cargo will be
started this morning
Another rush job win be done in
loading this steamer, like that of the
several vessels which have recently
been loaded here with oil cake. The
steamer is a small one, and will be in
port but q few days, and will in all
probability be on the high seas before
Christmas.
The Pensacola journal., 1914-12-19
COP SHOT BY LONE
BANDIT EXPIPl
BY AssOCIATED PREss

Cincinnati, Dec. 19.-Edward I'm.
a policeman, who was shot by Fra
G. HohI, automobile bandit, while O.
ing to arrest the latter yesterday. a
today from four pistol wounds
ceiyed in the fight with Hohl T4eq
lice were busy today searching TO.
woman they believe was the 1tri
confederate and to whom tney M
he managed to give the S13'w q
he obtained from the two naus.
robbed.
The Pensacola journal., 1914-12-19
THE C. P. CLUB
LUNCH TODAY
W. cHIPLEV JONES WILL ACT AS
POSTMASTER AND A. c. RINK.
LEY, BEN. S. HANCOCK AND
DAVE KUGLEMAN WILL SPEAK.

Remember the Greater Pensacola
club luncheon today. 1880 to D. m.
at the San Carlos hotel.
w. Chipley Jones will be toastmas-
ter and the speakers will be A c..
Binkley. Ben S. Hancock and Dave
Xugleman
The January president will be elect
ed at this meeting in accordance with
The clubs rule that its presidents are
10 serve but one month.
1t is hoped that a large attendance
of the old members of the club viii
be present, each of whom is requested
to bring a new member.
The Pensacola journal., 1914-12-19
"Potash & PerImutter."

Before buying your cloaks, suits or
laughs for the season wait until that
enterprising firm Potash & PerImut-
ter comes to town. Manager A. ii.
Woods, who put ABE" and "Mawruss'
into business at the Conan theatre,
New York City, has sent them ION
the road. because customers from all
over the country were complaining
that they couldn't get to New York
and that they really must buy bill
of goods from the boys in, person The
two partners will come here direct
from their second years stay in New
York with their entire establishment
taken "in toto as Lawyer Feldman
would say from Broadway and will
open shop at the opera house, Mon
day, Dec. 28.
The Pensacola journal., 1914-12-19
For $500 you can get a
Boys all wool blue serge suit
NJ. & o. Store.
REPORT DRESDEN
SUNK BY BRISTOL
BY ASSOCIATED PRESS

Buenos Aires, Dec. 1S.-A dispatc1
mas been received by La Prensa from
IT'S correspondent at Rio GaIegos that
the Dresden. the only German cruiser
TO escape after the defeat of Admiral
Won Specs squadron off the Falkland
lslands on Dec. 8, has been sunk by
the British cruiser Bristol. This re-
port has not been confirmed.
The Pensacola journal., 1914-12-19
CONGRESSMAN
WILSON SAME
BEDSIDE REPORTS ARE TO THE
EFFECT THAT HIS CONDITION
is PRACTICALLY UNCHANGED.

A special from Washington says:
The condition Of Representative EN-
NETT Wilson, who has been a severe
sufferer for several days from acute
rheumatism, was reported today to be
about the same