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The Harrison times., 1914-07-18
WRONG BREAKFAST.
Change Gave Rugged Health,

Many persons think that for
strength, they must begin tho day
with q breakfast OF meat and other
heavy foods. This Ia mistake aB
anyone can easily discover for him
self.
A w, Va earpontor'e experience
may benefit others, lle writes
II used to be very heavy break
fast eater but finally indigestion
caused me such distress, | became
afraid to cat anything,
"My wlfo suggested u trial Of Grape
Nuts and as | had TO eat something
or etaFye concluded to take her
advice, She fixed mo up q diBh and
| remarked at tho time that the quail
ity was Nil right but the quantity was
too small wanted Baucorful
"But aho said small amount OF
0rape,Nuts went long way and that
| must cat Il according TO directions,
30 / started In with drap0Nuts and
cream, two soft boiled eggs and some
crisp toast for broakfaHt.
II cut out moata and n lot VI other
stun ! had been used 10 eating all
my life and was grptlfied 10 zee that
| was getting better right along, |
concluded had struck tho right thing
and stuck to Il, had not only boon
eating improper food, but too much,
II was working at tho carpenters
trade at that time and thought that
unless / had a hearty breakfast with
plenty of meat, would play out be.
fore dinner. hut after few days Of
my "new breakfast | found | could
do moro work, felt better IN every
way, and now ! am not bothered with
indigestion"
Name given by Postum Cou Battle
Greek, Mich, Read "fhe Road TO Well
yille," IN pkgs There's q Reason"
Idyer read the above ietert A new
ane nnyenrs from lime a. time, they
are aenuine, true, ana full of hun,nn
lntefeHd
The Harrison times., 1914-07-18
HOW HE TURNED THE TRICK
After This, Mr.. Mordecai Hammertest
Must Be Credited With Knowing
a Thing or Two.

Mrs. Mordecai Aammerfest turned
pale as her husband entered the din
ing room for breakfast
"Mordy!" she gasped do you
don't you feel well?"
Perfectly" he Teplied in seeming
surprise.
"But-but you are in your-your
underduds,"
Tell me something | don't know,
Pass the butter please said Mr., Ham
merfest
She passed the butter, remarling
neryously, But, Mordy dear, as you
came in | saw you didn't have any
shoes on"
well, what OF It. Your hair Is in
curl papers isn't IT."
"Why-yyes.'
and you have on wrapper,
haven't you"
yes"
VERY well, then"
And he went on eating his break.
fast in silence except when he asked
her to pass the butter Then he went
upstairs and finished dressing, and the
next morning and on succeeding morn.
ings she reported for breakfast in reg,
ular clothes,
The Harrison times., 1914-07-18
CRUSHERS Do NOT
FIX THE PRICES
ASSOCIATION HAS MOTH NC
WHATEVER TO DO WITH
PRICE OF RAW PRODUCT.
GRADES FOR COTTON SEED
Rules Adopted Similar to Thoae
That Govern Dealing in Grain,
Cotton and Cotton Seed Meal.

Western Newspaper Union News Service
Little Rock.-Official and members
Of the Arkansas Cotton Seed Crush
ers Association bitterly resent a re-
port that they had any intention OF
fixing the price Of cotton seed,
Col. e. S. Ready Of Helena, re-
elected president Of the organization,
declares that the association never
makes any reference to the price OF
the raw material, and any report that
it had been their intention to do 30
is without foundation,
One Of the important matters, how
ever, that was taken Up by the asso'
citation was the grading of cotton
seed, just as grain, cotton and cotton
seed meal are now graded. The dealer
or grower with a high grade OF seed
should get more for It than the man
who ships an inferior, rotten or dirty
seed. Among the rules adopted are
the following;
"All prices quoted for cotton seed,
unless otherwise specified, are for
prime seed,
Prime seed shall be clean, dry and
sound and free from dirt, trash, Doll
huls and other foreign matter in eX'
cess Of ] l.2 per cent.
Actual deduction to be made for
foreign matter in excess Of ! II per
cent Of the total weight Of the SHIP
ment, and exact statement Of 9uch
deductions to be given in the weights
rendered by the mill
"These seed, the kernels Of which
are from light brown to chocolate col
or, or which are soft and mushy or
which have become dust by reason Of
dry.rot or which are 30 shriveled as
practically to furnish no meat are to
be counted as damaged seed,
"Om or damaged seed shall be Sra'
dod as follows;
mo deduction shall be made FOR
damaged seed up to 10 per cent OF
the total,
"For damaged seed IN excess OF 10
per cent deduct one.half Of one psr
cent for each per cent in excess Of
10,
"The drawing Of the sample shall
be done IN the presence Of or by a
dsintercstcd party Tho sample
shall be taken from at least five dts
tlnct and separate parts Of the car
in about equal proportions, and each
sample shall weigh approximately 20
pounds,
"Tho shipper shall be Immediately
notified by telegram, telephone or
letter az to the grading Of his seed
by the mill In case Of u difference
between the shipper and the MILL a
second sample shall be taken by
another disIntorosted person,
AN seed must pc sampled and
graded before unloading, and any
failure on the part Of the mill to do
40 inyalidates any cain for allow
ance,"
The Harrison times., 1914-07-18
SUNK LANDS THROWN OPEN
sixty Applications for craIohoad
County Tract Filed In Little Rock,

Western Newspaper Union News Service,
Little Rock,-The SUNK lands In
Craighead county, comprising $1,000
acres, were thrown open for entry
last week. In the land office at the
federal building, 60 applications were
filed, while many moro were rllcd
with the clerk Of CraIghoad county.
The requirements are that tho ontrant
shall make proof Of title under the
homestead laws which provide that
he must mako three years residence
on the land, an absence Of five months
out of each year being allowed at
no end Of the second year, no must
have onoaistoonth Of the area cult
yated and q habitable house on the
premises ana at the end OF the third
year, ono oeighth Of the area under
cultivation,
The Harrison times., 1914-07-18
DON'T SUFFER WITH ITCHING

My, what relief!-The moment res.
inol ointment touches any itching skin,
the itching stops and healing begins,
With the aid Of resinol soap, It quickly
removes all trace Of eczema, rash, tet.
ter, ringworm, pimples or other ugly,
tormenting eruption, and leaves the
skin clear and healthy. 1t is equally
effective for sunburn, insect bites,
sores, boils, burns, red, rough hands,
dandruff and falling hair
You need never hesitate to use res
mol 1t is a doctors prescription that
has been used by other physicians for
the past 10 yearg in the treatment Of
most sorts Of skin affections, Unlike
many other remedies It contains abso
lutely nothing that could injure the
tenderast skin. Resinol ointment and
resinol soap are sold by all druggists
Look out for worthless mutations
Adv,
The Harrison times., 1914-07-18
A Fish Story,

THE inns Of dear old England are
picturesque" said Richard he Gal
Ilenno, on his return from abroad "but
the food they serve Is something ter
rble,
After a visit to Blcnhoim palace /
entered an inn In the quaint village Of
Woodstock Az mnched-or tried to
lunch-my landlord said TO me-
"The great dook Of Marlborough
once sat in that chair you're Il sottin'
In, sir
Is that so? said l.
"'And the dook once drunk rs beer
out O that same mug you're udrInkn'
out or
"'And bet said | i bet he refused
to eat this fish too, Well take II away,
my man don't want It, either "
The Harrison times., 1914-07-18
Modern Greek,

A stranger came into our office and
graciously offered us some fruit which
he said he purchased downstairs in
the Greek grocery store, We asked
him what Greek grocery, and he said
the one right under us, in Holpos
place, We have been here some time
and knew nobody Of that name, and
to satisfy our curiosity we went down
stairs to have look
Sure enough, there was what did
look like "Holpos" on the end Of the
awning, at least there were the let.
ters II Q l. p o s" standing out in
bold relief, We have learned since
that 1t is an abbreyiation used by
the store which when translated
means Highest quality, lowest prices,
our standard" To the average read.
err It's all Greek and would easily
pass for a Hellenic Quincy
Ledger.
The Harrison times., 1914-07-18
A Rouah Rond.

"My dear sir" said the philosopher,
when we look about us and see the
troubles that alIlIct other people we
ought to rejoice that our own paths
through Ilfo ere made smooth" "
your path may be smooth sighed
the pessImist, but a laundering big
steam roller would have to make Il
great many trips over mine before
the bumps In It were pressed out"
The Harrison times., 1914-07-18
Mhlte Aonne Rone Gnrden.

The rose garden that Mrs Wood
row Wilson had planted at the White
House Is said to be quite equal tC
others that she planned at Princeton
and other places where she has lived
She and her daughters have spent
much time, not only In experimenting
the work Of the rose garden, but IN
actually working IN it
The Harrison times., 1914-07-18
Bless the ladies'.

Our congressional committee heard
80 ladies In two hours, That many
men could have kept us listening for
several days"
THAT shows that women can trans.
act public business But how did
they manage to crowd 30 speeches
into two hours?'
"Oh, they spoke three and four at
q time, Kansas City Journal
The Harrison times., 1914-07-18
IT PAYS TO TELEGRAPH.

When insects are eating your yego
tables, fruit, or when bodbugs are bad
also II mites and lice are among your
poultry It will pay you to telegraph
for Ross Dead Quick" Spray II II
tho neyerfailIng bug killer, Sold by
your druggist W. G, Ross Manutac
turing company, Little Rock, Ark
Adyt
The Harrison times., 1914-07-18

80 poorly that my folks thought was
going into consumption. One day l
found piece Of paper blowing around
the yard and l picked it up and read it.
1t SAID Saved from the Grave, and
told what Lydia Il. Pinkham's Vegeta-
Bile Compound has done for women. L
showed it TO my husband and he said,
why don't you try it, So | did, and
after l had taken two bottles felt
better and said 10 my husband, Il don't
need any more, and he said You had
better take II little longer anyway
So / took il for three months and got
well and strong. Mrs. ALoNzo E.
BAKER, 9 Tecumseh St, Adrian, Mich.
Not Well Enough to Work. /
In these words is hidden the tragedy
of many woman, housekeeper or wage
Garner who supports herself and is often
helping TO support family, on meagre
wages. Whether in house, office, fac
tory, shop, store or kitchen, woman
should remember that there Is one tried
and true remedy for the Ills TO which all
women are prone, and that Is Lydia n.
Pinkham's Vegetable Compound. 1t
promotes that vigor which makes work
easy. = The Lydia h. Pinkham Medicine
Co., Lynn, Mass.
The Harrison times., 1914-07-18
An ApposIte Choice.

Bishop Evans Tyree at dinner in
Nashville was asked If he had any
idea Of preaching on the new fashions
the backless evening gown, slashed
skirt and so forth
mo" said the bishop; such an idea
has not occurred to me, If, however, |
should preach on the new fashions |
would assuredly choose my text from
Revelation"
The Harrison times., 1914-07-18
Not So Much 70 Blame.

81 didn't know you were no accom-
plshed lInguist," he remarked Ns he
glanced at the paper she was writing,
81 don't make any pretontIonB In
that direction she answered,
"But that IL u Russian newspaper
you have picked up"
"Why, no It is, she answered IN sur
prise ~ thought II was a dialect
story"
The Harrison times., 1914-07-18
Madero,s Uncle In Hot Springs,

Hot springs-E, Madero Hernandez
nncle of tho late Francisco Modero
denies most omphNtIcolly dispatches
sent out from Mexico stating that the
Madero family Ia partly responsible
for the friction that Ia alleged to exist
between General villa and General
Carrnn2n,
The Harrison times., 1914-07-18
Marrane eauses False Fire Alarm

"aIIldDV SdhpNb H'hN Nv H'"'' We
Seven minutes Of blasts from the
whistle Of the PassOlc MetalwOre com
pany In honor Of the marriage Of the
daughter Of the superintendent re-
Gently turned out Ave volunteer fire
departments, The fog made the whls.
tie audible In Rutherford, Nutley
Bolleyllle, Garfield and clifton and the
Aremen rushed to headquarters at the
alarm,
It took half an hour to determine
whore the whstlIng cOmo from, The
wedding which caused the commotlon
united Mlss SOlIe KNrp, en- Brook
avenue, PassNIc, to Michael +, lor'
nan,=New York Mail
The Harrison times., 1914-07-18
our Stategmen,

Ambrose Bicrco, the brilliant sOtir,
list, gave, at dinner In Washington, a
few political definitions,
"A conservative" said Mr. BIorce,
"ls a statesman who IN enamorod OF
existing evils, while radical would
replace them with others"
The Harrison times., 1914-07-18
No. SlX.SlXTY.SlX

This In prescription prepared es
pocIally for Malaria or ohllIs and
Fever Flyo or nix doses viii break
any case, and II taken then m tonic
tho fever viii not return 25o,-Ady,
The Harrison times., 1914-07-18
A WomAn,a onInIon.

Mistress Haven't you any refer.
cnces?
Maid have but they're like my
photographs mono Of them do me
justice,
The Harrison times., 1914-07-18
Mnnlnlnal swlmmlnn pnnl.

Fort Smith The city plans to con.
suuOl Il swimming pool and pubic
bath house on the Second street
grounds Tho pool win be 60 feet
long and 30 feet wide,
The Harrison times., 1914-07-18
To nuIId Glty Hall

JohesboFo,= The city hail eommis
aiohers have elected oung A. cole
chairman and X, West secretary,
They are seeking a location for the
immediate erection OF a $4,000 city
hail, A fire station viii also bo erected.
The Harrison times., 1914-07-18

Somehow tho man who attends
strictly to his own business never ac'
qulreB u reputation as an entertaining
ConvGrsationalist,
The Harrison times., 1914-07-18
COULD NOT
STAND ON FEET
Mrs. Baker So Weak-Could
Not Do Her Work-Found
Relief In Novel Way.
Adrian, Mich. -" / suffered terribly
with female weakness and backache and

got so weak that l
could hardly DO my
work. When /
washed my dishes /
had TO sit down and
when / would sweep
the floor / would get
80 weak that | would
have to get a drink
every few minutes,
and before | did my
busting Iwould have
10 lie down. | got
The Harrison times., 1914-07-18
Short Memory.

Father Why, son, you've grown an
other foot since you went off to coll
lege,
Son-No, father, you forget; ! had
two feet when | left home,
The Harrison times., 1914-07-18

The man who thinks he Ia marrying
an angel In disguise occasionally dis
covers later that the alleged disguise
was permanent
The Harrison times., 1914-07-18
Rotation OF TooIs,

Your garden will be late"
I'm afraid 80 but you zee the
BradleyB are stIll using Folsom's
spade and hoo,"=DoBton sranscrIpt,
The Harrison times., 1914-07-18
Curcs Old sores. Olher Ilsmcdc. won,l Cure.

Tho wofst casss, no matter oihow long standing,
are cured by the wonderful, old reliable Dr.
poHsfs Antlseptle Healing OIL II relieves
Pain and Heals ~ the same time, 2se, Soc, tiJoo
The Harrison times., 1914-07-18

However o girl never breaks into
the spinster class until she gets angry
when called one,
The Harrison times., 1914-07-18

A street car runs twice az fast when
you are trying to catch II an It doea
after you have caught II,
The Harrison times., 1914-07-18
Aln Wlah,

She during the QuarrcO i only
married YOU 10 spite Fred Johnson,
lie (Fuefully)=i wish TO heaven
you'd married Fred Johnson to spite
me,
The Harrison times., 1914-07-18
For Real Enjoyment.

Going to the theOter again. Why,
you saw that piece only the other
night"
"Yes, but not IN my new froek'
The Harrison times., 1914-07-18
LADIES CAN WEAR SHOES

one SIBe smaller after using Aliens Foot Ease, tho
AhuSepllC powder to be shaken into the shoes II
makes tight or new shoes feel easy just the thing
tuf dancing Refuse substhuiG tof FlHh trial
package address Allen n, Omstcd LeHoy, N. Y,
The Harrison times., 1914-07-18
No Relief

did you send away that ill'tom'
pored, growing dog to the pound'"
"Yes, but Il doesn't help things
much, can't send my husband there,
too"
The Harrison times., 1914-07-18

1te Ia, 10 say the least, an unusual
man who doesn't love hmaolt any
moro than no loyoa hla nolghbor
The Harrison times., 1914-07-18

Only a fool man would think OF
Judging womNn's cooking by tho
apologies she makes for IT,
The Harrison times., 1914-07-18

The amateur poet IN going some
when he earns enough money with his
pen to pay for the Ink,
The Harrison times., 1914-07-18

Don't he misled Ask for Red Cross
Ball Blue Makes beautiful white clothes.
At all good groccrs, Adv
The Harrison times., 1914-07-18

The real secret Of happiness II to
let the other fellow do the worrying
The Harrison times., 1914-07-18
Up 10 Date.

Ho-A husband must bo obcyed
She-Oh, cut out your must'y philos'
ophy
The Harrison times., 1914-07-18

Don't follow your iRolInatIona uns
less you know where they're leading
you
The Harrison times., 1914-07-18

The Arlington hotel at Pine Hluf;
has been traded 10 y Lea hammett
Of Brinkey for n 6i0.aore rice farm
near WhcNll0y Arh
The Harrison times., 1914-07-18

A woman loves Il man IN proportion
10 HIS ability to make her angry
The Harrison times., 1914-07-18
Both Imposed Upon,

Deserted wife OollIng grocer her
troublos) And trusted him 40,
Grocer COnfound itl 30 did l.
The Harrison times., 1914-07-18

Only the man who has more dollars
than sense can afford to be sarcastic,
The Harrison times., 1914-07-18
IIpN To 0Iye OnInIne ro chIIdron

ant 10 take and does not disturb The stomach
Children take II and never know II Ia Oulhne
Also especially adapted 70 adults who oanno,
iake ordinary Oulnlne, noea not nauaeaie naf
cause nervousness nef Tlnelne IN the head, Try
pese Ash iof iseHhee original package ths
name fEbRiiiNE is blown IN beiilei q cents
The Harrison times., 1914-07-18

YOUR OWN DRUGGIST WILL, TELL, YoU
Iy Murine Eye Nemgdy tot Red, Weak Victory
iutl lcyr CUmiOu Write fUf Hook Of tho Nyo
by mu Free. Murine Eye licuody co.. Chicago
The Harrison times., 1914-07-18

Green Ii a popular eoor Rt present,
but no glFl should be green with envy,
The Harrison times., 1914-07-18
SUNNY TENNESSEE

10 acres, 70 improved, room house, orchard, well,
tools, cows, poultry u mile 70 railway village Clear
title, Price 5000 fora. VIII trade town property
Am old and crippled. DIV Brown, Owner COlosburg rsRA
ATTENTI(NMI LIVE WIRES = send lOc for best
W lGN lIVW1 money. making ideas e1tant Adj
dress w. A, JOHNSON, Plain Dealing, Louisiana
The Detroit times. [volume] (Detroit, Mich.) 1903-1920, 1914-12-04
N. l. BOSSES PLAN
BIG SWAPPING FEST
Stallings Only Manager Who
Doesn't Need New Faces
Very, Very Badly

NEW YORK, Dec. 4-There's going
TO be q busy meeting OF National
league magnates here next Tuesday
but they'll have TO make quite fuss
TO out-noise the managers. II the
latter are not all bluff1ng. there ought
to be enough fan-food manufactured
through the medium OF trades and
sales TO keep the writer-fellows busy
for months.
Fred Clarke, OF the Pirates. IL re-
ported as having announced that he
will go the limit IN bolstering up his
team. Having broken UP what every
one thought was a pennant hope ma
chine by one little trade, Clarke will
try 10 put Humpty -Dumpty back ON
the wall again, with several con.
templated trades next week.
George Stallings, OF Boston, while
declaring he won't let any good
things slip by him. Is the envied OF
the envied. He is in the position OF
the dealer who doesn't need any
cards.
Next TO Fred Clarke, Charley Her
cog of the Reds Roger Bresnahan,
the Cubs new leader and Manager
McGraw OF the Giants. expect 10 be
as busy as the proverbial bee. All
three are admittedly and openly gun
ming for bear Bresnahan has cast
looks OF longing toward Eddie Grant.
McGraw would, or at least ought TO
be willing 90 give one arm and the
toe or one foot FOR Zimmerman. Her.
cog needs pitchers so bad he has
threatened TO hire San Francisco
Shanghaiers TO kidnap several for
him And then there is Miller Hug.
gins. who, reports say, has been given
orders by Schuyler Britton, owner OF
lthe Cards, 10 get good shortstop If
il costs a fortune Pat Moran could
use several Walter Johnsons with his
Phillies and IS said 10 have his eve
on several. with very little visible
stuff. however. TO trade for them.
All in all, the coming meeting prom.
Uses 10 be the replica OF an ante.bel.
lum down south slave auction field
day.
The Detroit times. [volume] (Detroit, Mich.) 1903-1920, 1914-12-04
AMERICAN LEAGUES
FIGHT, SAYS GARRY

CINCINNATI. o., Dec. At is a
matter for the American league TO
handle" was the comment Of Chair
man Herman, of the National com
mission, when told OF a statement
from Washington that the governing
body Of organized baseball would CO.
operate with the Nationals In prevent
ing Walter Johnson from playing with
the Federals.
Herman predicted that the courts
would stop Johnson from carrying out
his contract with the Federals.
The Detroit times. [volume] (Detroit, Mich.) 1903-1920, 1914-12-04
CULFPORT IS GROOMING
CITY FOR TIGERS COMING
City May Run Amateur
,w Baseball i'm Cleveland

. CLEVELAND, Dec 4-vThe, spe-
cial council committee appointed 70
consider the control OF amateur
baseball IN Cleveland by the city
held a meeting recently. but ar
rived at nc conclusion, adjourning
10 next Tuesday. councilman Rey-
nolds, however, expressed himself
as fayoring a system whereby q
municipal board should be APP
pointed 10 act as the supreme
court. for amateur baseball.
He suggested that IL be com
posed Of the president and secre-
tary OF the {. A. b. A.. the direc-
tor OF recreation, the sport direc-
tor, and one man TO be appointed
by the mayor.
The Detroit times. [volume] (Detroit, Mich.) 1903-1920, 1914-12-04
In Seven World Series Macks
Got Just Six Runs for Plank

glance Eddie Planks record in blue ribbon classics stamps him
Federal Calamity Ames WORLDS
Whenever Gettysburg Eddie pitched worlds series game
o the Athletics bludgeons
He five his worlds series starts and in four Of his
beat him TO
victory.
n he
yielded
held a tie
october lowered his
coors.
been twice
twice
The Detroit times. [volume] (Detroit, Mich.) 1903-1920, 1914-12-04
Ham" Fish Wants to
Coach Columbia III"

NEW YORK, Dec. 4-Hamilton Fish, Jr. captain OF
the Harvard varsity eleven in 1909 candidate for the
position OF coach OF the Columbia varsity team in 1915
The fact that Columbia has not yet restored football
has apparently not much effect Mr. Fish
Charles Ham. Jr, who substitute guard the
Harvard in 1911 and who played the An-Star
against the Carlisle Indians last week is the medium
through which Fish has placed himself disposal
the Columbia authorities. Fish expressed a Willingness
assist IN coaching the proposed Columbia eleven and
asmuch- he has had two years experience player
under Percy d. Haughton, and also has
Percy d. Haughton and also under him
assistant coach.
The Detroit times. [volume] (Detroit, Mich.) 1903-1920, 1914-12-04
ST. LOUIS FEDS HAND OUT
ROLL OF RECENT JUMPERS
Joe Tinker Now Has
Great Mound Staff

CHICAGO. Dec. with Walter
Johnson's signed contract in his peck
ct, Manager Joe Tinker invited any
team pilot In organized baseball TO
show pitching corps superior TO the
one to be offered by the Chicago Feds
in 1915
Besides the blonde Walter. the Chi
feds have A Rankin Johnson, who
beat Walter IN a few hurting duels;
Claude Hendrie, and AID Brennan with
prospects bright that Mordecai Brown
will be added to the stan
Tinker refused 10 give out the fig'
ures In Walter Johnson's contract,
but guesses ranged from $4,000 10
$4,000 a year.