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The Bridgeport evening farmer., 1914-10-20

II sed.
 Not q thing mizribil trick, wasent it, sed pop.
 How do you meen, sed.
 It's a lawng story, you bettir go avn with yure lessins, sed pop. Ony in sted of goilg avn with my lessins I rote pome about it, being this Sum 1adys sweep and sum croshay, And sum are nown for thare cooking, But Eve jest calm out of Adams rib
 Vile Adam wasent looking. o its a funy thing to be famous for And have yure naim in the bibel Maybe sum day Wun will wawk out to me,
 But I don't think that's very libel. {. It always makes the farmer feel more kindly toward hunters if they remove 9 few of his fences and walls.
 The girls will wear low neck waists to the office all winter, and the tenn perature only has to be kept up to about 85 5 to make them comfortable Buy Now French & Dutch Bulbs JOHN RICK & SON
The Bridgeport evening farmer., 1914-10-20
TO-DAY'S POEM

oCTOBER's BRIGHT
 BLUE WEATHER
The Bridgeport evening farmer., 1914-10-20

Buy Now French X Dutch Bulln
The Bridgeport evening farmer., 1914-10-20

Buy Nov trench & Dutch Bulbs
The Bridgeport evening farmer., 1914-10-20
BY H. G. WELLS,

Copyright, 1914. by H. G. Wells.
The Bridgeport evening farmer., 1914-10-20

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 Artificial flowers are extensively used to trim frocks of crepe chiffon and similar delicate materials this season.
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STYLE IN JOKES
CHANGE LIKE HATS,
SAYS homer CR0Y

Joke styles pass on, just like styles
in straw hats" said Homer Croy, the
humorist on the staff of Leslie's
Weekly in his address on "Joke Max
ers at Work" at the Y. NJ C. A. last
night Several years ago jokes con-
corning bicycles were all the rage
but today the public demands the mo-
torcycle joke While the bicycle was
In form the bloomer joke was stand
ard but today the joke writer must
dress the bloomer jokes over in slic-
ed skirts to make them bring laugh.
Jokes that were screamingly funny
several years ago won't bring a smile
today unless they are revised. Most
of our current humor shows traces
of many revisions, too"
The popular form Of joke known
as the answer back where he
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EASTER SUNDAY
WELL OBSERVED
ON VALLEY ISLE
Elaborate Services Held in All
Maui Churches - Large
Attendances Reported
star-Bulletfn Correspondenee|

Especial star-Bulletfn Correspondenee]
WA1LUKU, Maui, Apr. 17.-Easter
was appropriately observed in the
Maui churches last Sunday The
crowds never we're larger at the Ro-
man Catholic churches, nor were the
services ever more impressive. At the
st. Arithory's church In Waikiki large
audiences were present every day dur
ing Holy Week. This was particularly
true at the Thursday night and Good
Friday services. The Church of the
Good Shepherd, Rev. J. c. Villiers, rec
tor, observed Holy Week with nightly
services which were well attended. On
Friday the three-hour service. from
noon until o'clock was much appre-
dated by many communicates and Wis
itors, and 1t will never be forgotten
for its impressive character.
Easter morning the church of the
Good Shepherd had its usual large
Easter audience, about 100 persons en-
joying the rich, beautiful service. The
organ music by Mrs. Villiers contain
ed several selections especially In
keeping with Easter Christ Our
Passover" He is not Here; He is
Risen, "Hallelujah, Christ Is Risen"
were the anthems sung most effective
ly by the large choir. The TIE Denm
Laudamus and Jubilate Dec were also
beautifully rendered. The rector's
sermon "Is the Resurrection Fact?
was an unusually strong address.
) An Easter service that attracted I'M
usual attention Twas that held at the
Makawao Union church. Her Easter
fCn0fcet an Easter play wTitteRoeRy
Masafet s1SlattsEy1EYas fe somstth1iIn PA
very fnbvel for the MakaWao. church,
but greatly appreciated by q large
audience. The parts were taken by
the following: Bessie Lindsay, Alice
Walker, Elsie Meinike, Dorothy Fos-
ter, Lois. Murdoch, Virginia McCon-
key, Rita Rosecrans, Doris Hair. Mar
tina Eiken and Eldora Chalmers.
Easter Sunday night Union church
was turned in to perfect garden by
the abundant use of lilies, daisies,
palms and bamboo. Harry Washburn
Baldwin rendered 1.-THE Resurrection, "
by Shelley, while he, and Mrs. Jones
sang Howe,s I'm the Cross Of Christ !
glory" Rev. Rowland B. Dodge, the
minister of the church, preached a
sermon on the theme "The Risen
Christ" which was listened to very.
closely. --.s -
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in truth that 'the life of the land Is
established in righteousness" -
And this young child Of Americas
adoption, watching her older sisters,
is learning to play her part in the
empires of Uncle SAM Her own es-
sential' worth will come through In
dividual growth and development. As
she recognizes the absolute worth OF
every human being within her borders
and by the practical application Of
the principles Of Righteousness to the
functions of government and individual
living, this wee light traversing the
western sky will come to her fullness
amid the shining constellation of "Old
Glory"
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makes remark and she replies,
bring a dollar each, from the maya
zines. Many writer's Of these force
themselves to construct dozen OF
them a day. or this number they
will probably finds sale for two-so
you understand why joke-smiths don't
ride around in automobiles. Judge
magazine, in which Office have work
ed, recefves on an average Of 150
small contributions every day. Edit.
Ing these il, anxthipg but funny job
TThe ifirst dozen or SO which, EQu read
III thg 1hhofhihg Gre fSnny but toward
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noon they grow teri IDLY sleepy. Take
tip from me; III You send your
Jokes to magazine see that the ed
tor gets them on the first NAH in he
morning"
Mr.. Croy gave q very interestIng
analysis Of his theory Of the elements
Of humor and iEustl ated his points
with some Of his own stories. Il
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The Washington herald., 1914-03-01
ROGER BACON TO BE
HONORED BY ENGLAND
Statue to Ancient Scientist Will Be
Unveiled in London on
Tune IL.

oxford, Feb. 2S.-Next June will be the
7Ooth anniversary of the birth of Roger
Bacon, the English scholar, who may be
said to have been the first man of
science in the modern sense of the word.
On June II a statue will be unveiled in
this { : in his memory and great prep
arations are being made.
There is SO much that is worth atten-
tion about Roger Bacon that only a
brief reference can be made to his his
tory here. For five centuries after his
death his works remained neglected and
unknown p. s.
Among other things he was the pio-
neer of experimental science and in 1270
had foreseen the possibility of many of
the machines and appliances now in daily
use. One of the most famous passages
from Bacon's works, which won atten-
ton even in his day, was discovered in
pamphlet entitled DE Secrets Ma
turae." Here he predicted Instruments
of navigation without men to row in
them, chariots shall move with unspeak-
able force without any animals to draw
them; there may also be instruments for
flying so made that a man may sit in
the middle and turn device by which
artificial wings shall beat air after the
manner of flying bird
The Washington herald., 1914-03-01
AERO MAKERS PROTEST
AT DEMANDS OF WRIGHT
Burgess Company Says 20 Per Cent
Is Prohibitive-Curtiss Answers
Attack Made on Him.

New York, Feb. I.-The demand Of the
Wright Company of a 20 per cent royalty
from all manufacturers OF flying ma
chimes has created a storm Of criticism.
The general opinion is that this will re-
tard the progress of aviation in this
country.
The Burgess Company today issued a
long statement in which it says:
"The Burgess Company during the ad-
judiciation of the Wright patents paid
royalties of $1.0Oo per machine. Payments
were continued in anticipation of the time
when licenses should be protected against
infringers. Coincident with the court
decision early in 1913 upholding the
Wright patents, the Wright Company re-
quested the Burgess Company and Cur
tiss to become licensees under a new con-
tract which called for royalties amount
ing to 20 per cent. This suggestion to in
to sitting any possible business as
Wright licensees. and after mature con-
sideration, the directors of then Burgess
Company and CuItiss decided to withdraw
rather than to try to operate under pro-
hibitive conditions"
Glenn H. Curtiss issued a statement
in answer to the attack made upon him
by Orville Wright, in connection with
the Rodman Wanamaker transatlantic
flight.
THE question as to whether or not I
am sincere in this undertaking, is an
swered by the fact that payment for
the machine is due only after it has
proven itself capable of carrying the
load sufficient for the proposed flight"
The Washington herald., 1914-03-01
Was I'm Passion, He Says.
DR.. Franklin Martin. of Chicago. Says
Eugenics Has Sounded Death
Knell to Spinsterhood.

New York. Feb. sS.-"The entrance OF
women in business pursuits making her
independent, has caused the passing of
the old maid and has solved the prob
lem Of race development"
DIR. Franklin Martin. Of Chicago. one
of the country's most noted surgeons and
secretary general OF the Clinical Con-
gress of Surgeons OF North America.
made that statement today upon his re-
turn from England. where he has studied
the progress of women.
THE problem of race development has
resulted in an elaborate system OF theo-
ries called eugenics. Eugenics will de-
velop a race by rigid system Of breed
ing.
with the assuming of an independ-
ence among women with its resulting
breaking Of one more set Of shackles
OF slavery. marriage no longer becomes
the only means Of respectable livelihood
for women. The average woman is no
longer dependent upon the first beckOn
of commonplace man.
"She Is no longer in the position Of
the hunted. She has leisure and indie
pendence enough so that she may assume
The Washington herald., 1914-03-01
PASSING OF THE "OLD MAID" HAS SOLVED PROBLEM
OF RACE EVELOPMENT, DECLARES NOTED SURGEON

the position of chooser. and If the suit
able one does not present, she does not
have to assume the burden OF matrimony.
This makes the mating of the tit and
the congenial more possible that in the
age Of the unemployed female. There
are fewer maria ges Of convenience, fewer
marriages for a home. and more mar
riages based on the compatibility of tastes.
THE day OF early marriages, Of the
dot and enormous families and hdlf-fed
children and overbreeding OF tagged
women, Is over. The time soon will
come when il will not be considered race
suicide to breed fewer children than can
be properly cared for. Women who have
won freedom will refuse to become auto
matte child breeders at the expense OF
giving their offspring a fair chance
The worlds problem is no longer how
many can We bring into being. but how
desirable can we make those we produce.
In the past the races have developed by
the cruel law of the survival of the
fittest. In the new civilization. which the
independence of women is doing much
to bring about, unnatural appropriation
by brute force will be substituted by
mutual selection by force of intelligence.
More slowly. but no less inevitably,
the same changes are occurring in Eng
land. The only type of spinster is pass
ing
The Washington herald., 1914-03-01
DECLARES DEWEY
/. DEF|ED germans
Won Diederiichs Says Ameri-
can Threatened to Fire
on Ships.
BLOCKADE RULES ARGUED
Report Of Lieut. Won Hintze Says
Admiral Talked Himself
Into Passion. T"
BLOCKADE RULES ARGUED

Berlin. Feb. 2s.-Admiral Won Diederichs'
formal reply to the charges OF Admiral
Dewey In the latter's autobiography was
published today In the official Marine
Rundschau. The reply contains more
than 10000 words.
In order to make clear his position that
the German feet was not seeking to
embarrass Admiral pewey at Manila.
Admiral Won Diederichs publishes the
text of the communications that passed
between the German, English. and Amer
lean commanders in regard to the Amer
ican blockade of the port. He publishes
the report of visit to Admiral Dewey
by Flag Lieut.. Won Hintze. now Ger
man Minister to Mexico.
According to Won Hintze's report. Ad-
miral Dewey threatened the Germans
with war II they did not cease to in
terfere with blockade regulations and
II they refused to submit to inquiries by
the Americans to establish the identity
of neutral warships. Here is Won
Hintze's account of his interview:
Was I'm Passion, He Says.
Admiral Dewey gradually talked him
self into a passion. I shall stop each
vessel. whatever may be her colors, he
declared. and II she does not stop 1
shall fire at her. And that means war.
do you know. sir. waF?
Admiral Dewey must have known
that declaration OF war did not de-
The Washington herald., 1914-03-01
AMERICAN SURVIVORS
TELL OF SHIPWRECK
Two Men, Cast on Desert Island. Of
Borneo Coast. Take Year to
Reach Singapore.
LIVED II DAYS ON OYSTERS

Calcutta, FEB. 2S.-Two Americans. j.
p. Collins, and A. ]. Damn. sole sur
yivors of the Glasgow schooner Marie
Ellen, tell thrilling story Of their ad-
ventures when that Inflated vessel was
wrecked a year ago on Dutch Borneo.
They only recently reached Rangoon
from Singapore.
When in the neighborhood of La Ha
Datu, British Borneo, the cry OF break
ers ahead" brought all hands on deck.
with the order never mind your clothes"
In the afternoon the vessel struck the
reef with such force that her masts
were carried away. An effort was made
to launch the starboard lifeboat, but IL
was useless in the face of the heavy
seas 1T soon became a case Of every
man for himself and We watched our op-
portunity to drop over the side and swim
for a small island we could see In the
distance on the port quarter" said Col
lins. THE land we had gained we
learned after was Paul Monnio Island.
AS far as We knew We were marooned.
A search for inhabitants revealed a
timber chute which had been recently cut
and some pieces Of mating that we
found served as our covering. Later
some fresh water was found, and an am
pei supply of sheilfish by digging in the
sand with our hands.
For seventeen days We lived on raw
oysters and CLAIMS and then II was that
We discovered Malay woodcutters cook
ing a meal Their chief. Hat Ali. treated
us well and two days later we were taken
to Tarakan."
A long time after they reached Sing.
apore.
The Washington herald., 1914-03-01
WOMEN Plan Fight
To SAVE MRS. BUFFUM
Petitions for Clemency in Her Case
Will Be Carried to Gov. Glynn.
of New York.
In DEATH HOUSE AT AUBURN

New York. Feb. 2s.-Shali the stigma
placed upon New York State during Gov.
Roosevelts administration by the exc
cution of Mrs. Martha Place be added to
by the electrocution of Mrs Cynthia
Buffum, condemned to death at Little
Valley last night for the murder OF her
husband? This was the question asked
by clubwomen and others today.
While waiting for the Court of Ap-
peals to pass upon the appeal Of Mrs.
Buffum, prominent women have decided
to open a fight to save the life of the
condemned woman and to carry petitions
to Gov. Glynn at once.
The woman suffrage movement VIII
play a prominent part in the stay OF exc
cution of Mrs. Buffum.
II Mrs Buffum loses her night to save
her life she will be the second woman
to be electrocuted in this State and the
seventh to be put to death.
Little Valley, n. Y, Feb. S.-Mrs.
Cynthia Buffum, convicted OF first degree
murder in poisoning her husband, was
taken to the death house at Auburn
prison by Sheriff Dempsey this morning.
She was brought from her cell TO the
sheriff's office where Mrs. Coln, her
mother. the five Buffum boys and her
attorney, Patrick s. Collins, were await
ing The parting was brief. Kissing each
of her children. she turned TO her mother
and whispered:
"Good-by, mother. The ordeal has worn
me- They tell me / must die, but am
innocent
Sheriff Dempsey decided to take Mrs.
Buffum TO Auburn at once, because OF re-
ports she intended to commit suicide.
ShortIv before leaving Little Valley,
Mrs. Buffum saw Ernest Frahm, under
indictment for conspiring in the murder
of Buffum. Mrs Buffum had asked Sher-
iff Dempsey for permission to bid Frahm
farewell. When they met Frahm turned
pale.
Brace up. Ernest said Mrs Buffum.
keep a stiff upper lip. Keep your back
up. Don't let Cole break you. He couldn't
break me, and he can't say he did
The Washington herald., 1914-03-01
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Not only did she save Mr.. Anderson but she
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her neishbors as weH. All this she accomplished
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The Washington herald., 1914-03-01
DEMAND FOR WOMEN DENTISTS
Three In London Are Enjeying
Hsndsome Incomes.

London. Feb. 2s.-"There Is a great de-
mand for women dentists throughout the
United Kingdom. and experienced prac-
titioners make as much as men $4,000 to
Ae,0oo a year," says Miss Louis M.
Brooks. secretary OF the London School
of Medicine for Women.
For every Thousand male dentists
there are only two females. There are
three women registered dentists In Lon
don. and they are overrun with patients.
The desire for them among women them
selves is steadily increasing. That Is be-
cause women have reached the stage at
which. while not distrusting men. they
have greater confidence In their own
sex.
THE practice of the woman dentist Of
the near future will be confined to pa :
tients Of her own sex and children"