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The Prince George's enquirer and southern Maryland advertiser. (Upper Marlborough, Md.) 1882-1925, 1914-05-01
Ma.caroni With Sausage

Cook until just about done in plenty
of sailed water one-half package maca-
roni; drain and put in layers in but
tered baking dish, adding gradually
some good beef gravy, four table
spoonful tomato PURGE and some thin
slices of sausage. Sprinkle generously
with grated cheese and bake about 20
minutes
The Prince George's enquirer and southern Maryland advertiser. (Upper Marlborough, Md.) 1882-1925, 1914-05-01
Did Not Rouse Him,

81 told him he was an Anticipated
chump without the spunk of an angle
worm!"
"Well?"
"And he did not seem to mind it
at ALL
"Of course not; he's married and
hears that every day.
The Prince George's enquirer and southern Maryland advertiser. (Upper Marlborough, Md.) 1882-1925, 1914-05-01
Cut Her off From His Praying List

Cut Her OFF From His Praying LIST.
A boy in Mcpherson county had
been working on" his grandmother
for some time to induce her to give
him a bicycle She had half promised
him, but as the weeks went by and no
bicycle the boy got impatient. One
evening he was saying his prayers and
omitted his grandmother from the list
Of those on whom he asked special
blessing. His mother noted the omis-
sion and called his attention to it.
why, Gerald, you forgot to pray for
grandma" Nav l didn't, neither
said Gerald, "but grandma's gotta
come across fore she gets any more
prayers out'a me"-Kansas City Star.
The Prince George's enquirer and southern Maryland advertiser. (Upper Marlborough, Md.) 1882-1925, 1914-05-01

ACHY FEELINGS. PAIN IN LIMBS
and all Malarious indications removed
by Elixir Babek, that well known rem
edy for all such diseases.
II have taken up the three bottles OF
your elixir Babek,' and have not felt
SO well and entirely. free from pain in
limbs for five years."-Mrs. 4. Higgins
Jacksonville. Fla
Elixir Babek SO cents. all druggists or
by Parcels Post prepaid from Kloczew-
ski & Co.. Washington. D. G.
The Prince George's enquirer and southern Maryland advertiser. (Upper Marlborough, Md.) 1882-1925, 1914-05-01

rhrsw the Worthless ryna Away.

This story is told by the Kansas
Editor: Mr. Brown, who looks after
the back Office" saw a new student,
who had been put to work learning
the case, toss type out the window.
Watching him and seeing the student
repeat the performance, Mr.. Brown
walked over and said:
See here, what are you doing toss
ing type out the Window"
"Oh, that's all right" responded the
cub. "They have no letters on EN-"
The Prince George's enquirer and southern Maryland advertiser. (Upper Marlborough, Md.) 1882-1925, 1914-05-01
Chicken and Potato croquetteA

Mix two cupfuls of mashed pota-
toes with tyo beaten egg yolks, sea-
son with salt and pepper and COOK
until mixture will leave the side OF
the pan, then set aside to cool. M1nce
a cupful of shredded chicken with half
a cupful Of blanched almonds, aud
seasoning and enough rich milk to
hold ingredients together. Spread
the potato mixture in fiat cakes, I'LL
the centers with the chicken mixture
and roll into balls. Fry in deep fat
after cru,nbling in the usual manner.
The Prince George's enquirer and southern Maryland advertiser. (Upper Marlborough, Md.) 1882-1925, 1914-05-01
Baltimore Relish.

Good served with fish" Two cupfuls
finely chopped cabbage, one red pep
per, finely chopped, one and a half
teaspoonfuls celery salt, two table,
spoonfuls mustard, one-fourth cupful
vinegar. Mix celery salt, sugar and
mustard and pour on slowly the vine
gar. Add pepper to cabbage and then
add first mixture.
The Prince George's enquirer and southern Maryland advertiser. (Upper Marlborough, Md.) 1882-1925, 1914-05-01
Homemade Sirup.

Put one cupful of graduated sugar
into a frying pan or iron skillet and
melt It without water, stirring con-
stantly to keep from burning. When
melted have ready one pint of boiling
water and add it at once. The sugar
will form a hard cake, but the water
will, run under it and keep it from
burning. Now add one and one-haif
cupful of sugar and boil until the
melted sugar is dissolved. This makes
a golden brown strip with a delicious
favor and costs much less than any
cheap brand one can buy.
The Prince George's enquirer and southern Maryland advertiser. (Upper Marlborough, Md.) 1882-1925, 1914-05-01
When IL Is. Il Isn't.

Garrett King, lawyer Of Reno, ap-
propos of a wife who, after being a
long time deceived, had brought suit
for divorce at last against her hus-
band, said:
People declare that ignorance Is
bliss. The trouble is that as soon as
we discover ignorance Is bliss it isn't
The Prince George's enquirer and southern Maryland advertiser. (Upper Marlborough, Md.) 1882-1925, 1914-05-01
AS FIT AS A FIDDLE

f. a condition everyone would like to
boast of. 1t may be that all you need
Is two or three Wright's Indian Vege-
table Pills Just before going to bed.
Trial box free. 372 Pearl street, New
VnrH-Adv
The Prince George's enquirer and southern Maryland advertiser. (Upper Marlborough, Md.) 1882-1925, 1914-05-01
ORANGE Fool,

Beat the juice of six oranges gradu
ally into three eggs and two cupfuls of
cream Add sugar to taste and a little
grated nutmeg. Stir in a double boiler
over hot water until thick and then
chill. Serve cold in tall stemmed
glasses.
The Prince George's enquirer and southern Maryland advertiser. (Upper Marlborough, Md.) 1882-1925, 1914-05-01
To Clean a Refrigerator

When white spots appear on the re-
frigerator lining take all the food out
and rub the zinc with kerosene. Leave
the refrigerator open for several
hours, then wash with ammonia and
warm soap suds and let dry thor
oughly.
The Prince George's enquirer and southern Maryland advertiser. (Upper Marlborough, Md.) 1882-1925, 1914-05-01
Spotted Table Linen.

Egg-stained table linen should be
soaked 10 cold water until almost all
traces o. the stain are removed. II
placed directly in the boiler the stain
will set and it will be almost impos-
sible to remove it.
The Prince George's enquirer and southern Maryland advertiser. (Upper Marlborough, Md.) 1882-1925, 1914-05-01
Honors Were Even.

Ethel tossing her head)-A kiss?
Certainly not! / never kissed a man
In my life.
Jack-You've nothing on me; I
never did either.
The Prince George's enquirer and southern Maryland advertiser. (Upper Marlborough, Md.) 1882-1925, 1914-05-01
Strictly True.

"Cholly says his girl Is not like
other girls
They all say that"
"It's true in his case. His girl Ia
the two-headed lady in a circus"
The Prince George's enquirer and southern Maryland advertiser. (Upper Marlborough, Md.) 1882-1925, 1914-05-01
chaan Coffee jelly.

Measure your leftover coffee and
sweeten well. To each pint add a
level tablespoon of gelatin dissolved
in little cold water. Pour into mold
and eat with whipped cream.
The Prince George's enquirer and southern Maryland advertiser. (Upper Marlborough, Md.) 1882-1925, 1914-05-01
I-iuht Cake,

One cupful sugar, one heaping cup
full -four, two teaspoonfuls cream tar
tar. one teaspoonful soda; sift three
times; break two eggs into cup and
ill with cream.
The Prince George's enquirer and southern Maryland advertiser. (Upper Marlborough, Md.) 1882-1925, 1914-05-01
Explained.

I've got the grip
Sorry to hear you're i'll. old man."
ooh, I'm not ill. I mean I've learned
the new dance"
The Prince George's enquirer and southern Maryland advertiser. (Upper Marlborough, Md.) 1882-1925, 1914-05-01
Perhaps RE Wanted to Lose Him.

Yes said the clerk at the Lost
and Found" department of the Inter
borough New York; Rapid Transit
company, I'VE get all kinds of stuff
here. 1t does beat all get-out the
queer things people leave behind them
on the trains. You wouldn't believe
it. would you, were l tell you some
body left a parrot on an elevated
train yesterday? But it's fact I'll
show him to you" and he led the way
down the aisle to where a large, green
parrot sat in its cage, The los"
The Prince George's enquirer and southern Maryland advertiser. (Upper Marlborough, Md.) 1882-1925, 1914-05-01
To Make Glassware Shine,

To give pressed glassware beauti-
full luster peel raw potato, cut it in
two and rub the dishes with it. Then
wash and dry in the usual way.
The Prince George's enquirer and southern Maryland advertiser. (Upper Marlborough, Md.) 1882-1925, 1914-05-01
Careful OF His Reputation.

American Of1cer-Why did you
leave Mexico?
Mexican Refugee didn't want to
be Villafied
The Prince George's enquirer and southern Maryland advertiser. (Upper Marlborough, Md.) 1882-1925, 1914-05-01

Among others, there is the indivld-
uaI whose knowledge of public affairs
is a laundering for office.
The Prince George's enquirer and southern Maryland advertiser. (Upper Marlborough, Md.) 1882-1925, 1914-05-01
His Class,

Young Binks is a chip of the old
block"
Then he must be poker chip"
The Prince George's enquirer and southern Maryland advertiser. (Upper Marlborough, Md.) 1882-1925, 1914-05-01
A Bad Case.

Knicker-Is he deeply in love?
Bocker-Yes. he thinks all the girls
on the magazine cover look like her.
The Prince George's enquirer and southern Maryland advertiser. (Upper Marlborough, Md.) 1882-1925, 1914-05-01

If you will keep quiet yourself you
can profit by other people talking toe
much.
The Prince George's enquirer and southern Maryland advertiser. (Upper Marlborough, Md.) 1882-1925, 1914-05-01

DR.. Pierce's Pleasant Pellets regulate
and invigorate stomach, liver and bowels
Sugar-coated, tiny granules. Easy to take
as candy. Adv.
The Prince George's enquirer and southern Maryland advertiser. (Upper Marlborough, Md.) 1882-1925, 1914-05-01
Poor Supply.

What line of action do you take
with your cooks out here?"
I'VE generally act on the firing line. u
The Prince George's enquirer and southern Maryland advertiser. (Upper Marlborough, Md.) 1882-1925, 1914-05-01

bird was very laxative one, and be-
sides being able to say Pretty Polly"
and the other stock parrot phrases
had a modest vocabulary of cuss
words wouldn't you think" said the
clerk, when that critter began to
say D. - that his owner
would remember and come back for
him.
The Prince George's enquirer and southern Maryland advertiser. (Upper Marlborough, Md.) 1882-1925, 1914-05-01

It takes more than hot air to kill
the germ of suspicion.
The Prince George's enquirer and southern Maryland advertiser. (Upper Marlborough, Md.) 1882-1925, 1914-05-01

Also the crook finds it difficult K
secure a partner that is Trustworthy.
The Prince George's enquirer and southern Maryland advertiser. (Upper Marlborough, Md.) 1882-1925, 1914-05-01

Putnam Fadeless Dyes are the cas-
lest to use. Adv.
The Prince George's enquirer and southern Maryland advertiser. (Upper Marlborough, Md.) 1882-1925, 1914-05-01
Daily Thouoh1.

Benevolence is 1nvincible if it be
not an affected smile nor acting a
part-Marcus Aurelius.
The Prince George's enquirer and southern Maryland advertiser. (Upper Marlborough, Md.) 1882-1925, 1914-05-01

1t is better to fall among crows
than observation-disclosures.
The Prince George's enquirer and southern Maryland advertiser. (Upper Marlborough, Md.) 1882-1925, 1914-05-01

Adversely borrows its sharpest sting
from our impatience.-Bishop Horne.
The Prince George's enquirer and southern Maryland advertiser. (Upper Marlborough, Md.) 1882-1925, 1914-05-01
rp,nor,ar@ n Mo+nere
Bears the

Examine carefully every bottle of
CASTORIA, a safe and sure remedy for
infants and children, and see that it
The Spectator. (Ozark, Ark.) 1911-1916, 1914-08-25
SERENITY OF BOOKS.

''The sweet serenity of books !"
Alas, that there should be so much to
do with books that is not serene at
all-so much to do with the writing,
the reading, the handling, the
financing of them. There is 80 much
that is anxious, that at times is ut
tcrly disheartening, so much which
sours the temper, which spoils the
health, which even leads from the
garret-or what answers to the gar
ret-to the madhouse or to the pau
per's grave, that the saying may
often seem a sort of CHASTITY mockery.
The pity of it is, moreover. that the
least measure of serenity sometimes
attaches to the very books that most
were worth the making-the books
that count or one day will count in
literature or in scholarship.
The Spectator. (Ozark, Ark.) 1911-1916, 1914-08-25
DIVIDING LAND IN AUSTRALIA
Effect Of Taxation In That Country 10
Declared to 30 q Move Toward
Progress.

The effect of land taxation in Aus
tralia is shown in the breaking up Of
the Australian Agricultural COM
pany's fine estate, known as Warrah,
near Quirindi, writes a Sydney cor
respondent of the New York Press.
An area of $4,000 acres will be sub
divided into blocks of from 400 to
1000 acres.
This estate is situated in one of
the most favored districts in New
South Wales and the land is sure to
fetch good prices. A fine flock of
sheep will now be dispersed among
smaller holders, but all this marks
progress.
The demand for land is in excess
of the amount offered, and the gov
eminent is now resuming leases from
the landholders for. the purpose of
closer settlement.
The land problem in Australia is
an important one, and to arrange for
closer settlement without breaking
faith with the pioneer landholders,
who acquired large areas on favor
able terms in the early days is diff
cult.
The government contemplates put
ting an additional state tax on all
lands not under cultivation within
fifteen miles Of existing railways, and
this, if done, is sure to unlock many
thousand acres Of first-class agricul-
tural land now devoted to stock rails
ing.
The Spectator. (Ozark, Ark.) 1911-1916, 1914-08-25
Commissioners Sale.

Notice is hereby given, that in pur-
suance of the authority and directions
contained in the decretal order of the
Chancery Court of Franklin county.
made and entered on the 18th day of
July. A. d., 1914. in certain cause
(No. then pending therein between
Frank klapka, complainant. and Mary
f. Tarble and A. w. Train.
defendants, the undersigned, as
commissioner of said court, will offer
for sale at public vendue to the highest
bidder at the front door or entrance
of the county court house. in which
said court is held, in the County of
Franklin within the hours prescribed
by law for judicial sales. on Saturday.
the 5th day of September, A. ID. 1914,
the following described real estate, to-
wit: The south half of the SEl-4 and
the SEA- of the SWl-4 in Sec. 10; the
NWl4 of the NWl-4 less acres off
the Sc corner thereof in Sec %; the
North half of the NEl-4 and the North
half of the NE1-4 of the NWl-4 Of Sec.
30, all in TIP. IL. N. r. q w. in Frank
lin County, Arkansas, containing 255
acres, more or less.
TERMS OF SALE: On a credit of
three months. the purchaser being re-
quired to execute bond as required
by law and the order and decree of said
court in said cause. with approved Sc
curity, bearing interest at the rate of
s per cent per annum from date of sale
until paid, and lein being retained on
the premises sold to secure the pay
ment of the purchase money.
Given under my hand this 18th day
of August, A. ID. 1914.
NJ V. WATERFIELD,
Commissioner in Chancery.
The Spectator. (Ozark, Ark.) 1911-1916, 1914-08-25
Notice

Notice is hereby given that
there will be a public examina-
ton of teachers at Ozark, Thurs
day and Friday, the 18th and
18th. days of September, A. d.
1914, to ascertain the Professions
al Qualifications of all persons
desiring to teach in the public
schools of Franklin county.
j. j. PARTAIN,
Co. Examiner.
The Spectator. (Ozark, Ark.) 1911-1916, 1914-08-25
CHINESE e!RL NOW DENTIST
Miss kimlsnApf San Francisco Said to
Be the nsst Of Her Race In
Nhe Practice.

First of San Frpnciaoo's native
daughters of the Chinase race to start
the practise Of dentistry and the sec
snd Chinese-American woman in the
United States to be a graduate in
dentistry is Miss Marjorie Virginia
Kimlau of that city, who has ust
graduated from the College Of Ply
sicians and Surgeons. Miss Kimlau
was born in San Francisco twenty
two years ago and!is q real American
as far as dress, speech, recreation
and opinions are.conoerned.
1t is limited among her classmates,
Of whom 33 are,men and one wom-
an, that there il a romance hidden
behind the inscrutable face which
looks upon the world with the age
old wisdom Of the Orient, tempered
by the piquanoy Of the women of the
Occident. This, however, is denied
by Miss Kimlau herself, who says
that it is time enough for any girl to
think of marriage after she has ac-
complished something in the world.
She believed that no Chinese girl
should marry outside Of her own
race, and she hopes to 90 to Shang-
hal after she has practised in San
Francisco with her father for a time.
She is the daughter Of DR.. Thomas
Y. Kimlau, the first Chinese to prac-
tise dentistry in San Francisco and
a native son.
The Spectator. (Ozark, Ark.) 1911-1916, 1914-08-25
LOCAL MENTION

Miss Hattie Stanley is visiting
in Ft. Smith.
Mrs. J. J. Jacobs and children,
and Miss Cora Watson went yes
terday to visit relatives in Altus.
Mrs. Miles Childress of Cass is
spending the week with Mrs.
Hugh Mcclellan.
Mr.. and Mrs. J. A. Swain have
returned from their trip through
the play grounds of the West.
Miss Ruth Morton of FIT. Smith
who was Miss Gelene Nichols
guest last week, returned to her
home Sunday.
Miss Gelene Nichols entertain
ed the Blue birds Friday even
ing, complimentary to her guest,
Miss Morton.
Rev. John Edgin closed the
meeting he held at Paw Paw on
the 10th. They had splendid
meeting, twenty-five being con
verified.
Mrs. Fuller of Chester, Ark.
who has been visiting Mr.. and
Mrs Byrd Walker and family
returned home Monday.
Miss Ola Beatty who has been
visiting relatives here for the
past month, left Monday for
Mineral Wells, Texas, after a
brief visit there she will go to
her home at Pala Pinto.
The Spectator. (Ozark, Ark.) 1911-1916, 1914-08-25
Commissioner Sale.
Commissioner in Chancery

Notice is hereby given, that in pur.
suance of the authority and directions
contained in the decretal order of the
Chancery Court of Franklin County,
made and entered on the 18th, day of
July, A. ID. 1914, in certain cause
mo. 246) then pending therein between
w. c. Conatser. complainant. and w.
M. Brown and Mary Brown, defendants,
the undersigned, as Commissioner
of said Court, will offer for sale at
public vendue to the highest bidder, at
the front door or entrance of the
County Courthouse, in which said Court
is held, in the County of Franklin with
in the hours prescribed by law for
judicial sales, on Saturday, the S9th.
day of August, A. ID. 1914, the follow.
ing described real estate. to-wit: The
Northwest Quarter of the West half
of the Southeast quarter of the South
west quarter. and part of the South
east quarter of the South west quarter,
described as beginning at point
chains east from the Northwest corner
of the saidSEl-4 of the SWl-4 thence
South 8 chains. thence East chains,
thence North 6 chains, thence West
chains to place of beginning. all in
Sec. 10. Twp. 9.N. K. rs, West, in
Franklin County, Arkansas.
TERMS OF SALE: On a credit of
three months, the purchaser being re-
qured TO execute bond as required by
law and the order and decree of said
Court in said cause, with approved
security. bearing interest at the rate of
l0per cent per annum from date OF sale
until paid, and lien being retained on
the premises sold to secure the payment
of the purchase money.
Given under my hand this 7th. day
OF August. A. ID. 1914.
NJ. v. WATERFIELD,
Commissioner in Chancery.
The Spectator. (Ozark, Ark.) 1911-1916, 1914-08-25
Warning Order In Attachment

In Justice Court. White Oak Town
ship, Franklin Co., Arkansas, l.. O.
Fisher. j. Z.
S. b. Littleton, Plaintiff,
G. II. johnson, Defendant
The defendant, G. H. Johnson, is
warned to appear in my court within
30 days and answer the complaint of
the plaintiff, S. b. Littleton, IN attach
ment and garnishment.
l.. o. FISHER. }. p.
This 2Sth day of July, 1914.
Carter & Ford, Attys. for Plaintiff.
j. ID. Benson, Atty. for Nonresident
Defendant
The Spectator. (Ozark, Ark.) 1911-1916, 1914-08-25
Restoration To Entry Of Lands in National
Forest


Notice is hereby given that the lands de-
scribed below, embracing APO acres,
within the Ozark National Forest, Ark
ansas, will be subject to settlement and
entry under provisions of the homestead
laws of the United States and the act
of June IL, 1906 GA Stat, 1881, at the
United States land office at Little Rock,
Arkansas, on October Is, 1914. Any
settler who was actually and in good
faith claiming any of said lands for ag.
ricultural purposes prior to January l,
1906, and has not abandoned same, has
a preference right to make homestead
entry for the lands actually occupied.
Said lands were listed upon applications
of the persons mentioned below, who
have a preference right subject to the
prior right of any such settler, provid-
ed such settler or applicant is qualified
OF make homestead entry and the pref
erence right is exercised prior to Octo-
Der Is, 1914, on which date the land will
be subject to settlement and entry by
any qualified person. The lands are as
follows: The Mel a. of SEl-4, Sec. BAT.
1. NJ, r. q w., 9Th p. M, 40 acres,
application of w. A. Horner, Altus,
Arkansas; List z 1852; subject. however
to the right-ofway of a telephone line
across said tract. The NEl-4, Sec "a,
T. II NJ, r. 20 W., leo acres, applica-
ton of John w. Davis, Fern, Arkansas;
List 7-254 The WIZ of El-2 of Sec.
10, T. IL NJ, r. q w, 100 acres, APP
plication of A. ID. Avery. Combs, Ark
ansas; List7 1855. The NEl-4, of NWl.4
the Nl-2of SEl-4 of NW1-4, Sec 10,
+. I'm, r. q W., 60 acres, application
of W.P. Clayton, Spring Valley, Ark
ansas; List7 266
July II, 1914. ID. X. PARROT.
Acting Assistant Commissioner of the
General Land Office S-lS-4
The Spectator. (Ozark, Ark.) 1911-1916, 1914-08-25

Arch Corkhill made flying
visit here to see his mother, Mrs.
Bud Benson and returned to
Tulsa, Okla.
Miss Cornie Guthrie has re-
turned from pleasant visit at
White Oak with Miss Clyde
LETTERS.
Rev. w. j. Davis returned Sun
day from a trip through the
North. He reports crops short
in portions of Nebraska, Kansas
and Oklahoma.
Mr.. and Mrs. Austin of North
Missouri, who have been visiting
her brother, Rev. Sherman at
Manitou, left for their home
Monday.
Born to Mr.. and Mrs. Arch
Laster in Los Angeles, daugh-
ter. Mrs. Laster will be remem-
bered in Ozark as Miss Annie
Lane.
Elder w. A. Barham returned
yesterday from Centerton, Ben
ton county, where he had been
to attend the association of the
Primitive Baptist Church. He
reports a fine meeting.
Mrs. Rosie Gray Morris of
Watalula was paid three hundred
dollars through the insurance
office of w. C. Conatser 4 Son
for the loss of her barn by fire a
few days ago.
Miss Jettie Smith left last
Thursday for St. Louis and
Chicago to buy goods for }. II.
Dowdle's store. Miss Minnie
O'Bar of Charleston went with
her.
Mrs. r. M. Gabbard left for
her home at LeQuire Monday.
She went to take her little girls
to leave with Mr.. Gabbard. while
she helps nurse her sister, Miss
Nora Turner, who is not any bet
ter
Miss Uarda Littleton and Mr..
Frank Black, who were married
at Pueblo, Colorado, on the Goth
inst. Have gone to their home
near Canyon City. Mrs. Black
writes that she is very much
pleased with the west, and her
home at the ranch.
The Ozark company of State
Guards left last night for Logan
H. Roots, Little Rock, for a two
weeks encampment. They will
receive thorough drill and in
struction under United States
army officers. The company is
a fine looking body of young men
and would make good soldiers,
but let us be thankful that they
are not going to battle as their
European brothers are, and we
hope they never will be called on
The Spectator. (Ozark, Ark.) 1911-1916, 1914-08-25
HEARD ON THE TRAIN.

What have you got in the pack
ageY"
Drawing materials"
Il didn't know YOU were an art
ist
artist nothing! II contains q
couple of pairs of forcen the IN
fist asked me to get for HIM. Boo
ton Transcript
The Spectator. (Ozark, Ark.) 1911-1916, 1914-08-25
Political Announcement.

The Spectator is authorized to an
nounce DIR. X. E. HUDSON as can
didate for Representative on the Inde-
pendent ticket at the September cleo
ton.
The Spectator. (Ozark, Ark.) 1911-1916, 1914-08-25
ne LISTENED.

81 listened to few moments Of
your conversation with Professor
Jenkins last night"
"And what were we talking
about ?"
"fou were talking about how silly
monkeys are"
Listeners never hear any good of
themselves"