davidaulloa/AmericanStories huggingface dataset:
Decorah-posten og ved arnen., 1914-01-16
sfnhe inr tOO00O Or ar.

SfnSe iur 100000 Gr. Sra Sar.
tao me06cleS oen 30te Sec: @c0
Nib6ogStioer ioog ifeoe ser Ell oolo.
'om GrpIoiion / Siebnano Griflen&
9rtif. Gen bsrtcS oocr itore 0eIe
al @pcn % bar ioa iterf, at 0e nGr.
meltlingen6e @lie rpiteoe Tom pco ct
Sorolfiplp. Nud ct Cieblif itoo ocn
nGpnte @ittit / Ips Cue, @inouesru.
oerne iprnng pe0 9uittrnffet, % 81.
oen ooo Itg / Sebet al faa Mimiter
aiennem belle @pgninqen. Set par
CT tort Eager al 6nrperferiid1er.
lom por c%rpIoocret / GrifienS 8or.
refining. Oct Ili1ieoe aruot lana
Vel, % SIoen iouOt iaa go6 Nprinq
I De mango b%rrnhbnre Soger / @lt.
tifen, at @ran6pricnets grbeioc Tor
at llnffe forelsbiq oar belt iorgirucs.
Slocn 'prnn0 burtiq cucr / Na6o.
gnnroen, bpor aiebmpn6cne Snue
% &ocI bar OBSERVATION-DISCLOSURES 90.
loa oenne @nur0e blep itplt bcrict al
Sllernc. mcoenS oct lpffeoe8 @ran0.
m%pn0cne, 'om nrbeiocoe uNmerfct,
at binore SIbenS pi6ere ll6breocIic.
Sfooen bIcD mcQet bctpoeIig. &c ire
6orretnin9er bar fonet ebeIo0t 60.
rcbeboIoninger til opcr $4,000 aro.
nerS @Grbi. Sfooen pan Sc TO
@oarbe, iom be09e nor osiiircreoe /
Sonoets o%lminbeIi1e @~ronofosie. be.
leber ia Ill 45.00O-500OO Or
Decorah-posten og ved arnen., 1914-01-16
0pfcn Nofcl brrnNf.

mes meSoeIes Sen 3Ote Sec: Get
Iono$fienotc 2efeu SoteI / Gcitrc
Slibre or 2oen SiiieodI bIepet bicm'
ieat al Ell itsrre SIoebrauo. iom har
loNt begae SooeobugninQerre / IIfe.
SIben opito0 peo Sla-Sioen ON Nj.
tcncn / Sen enc SopeobngninaS WeI.
lemetaae. Ser boeoe for Sioen finn
@otelcier Shegoaro meo IonIilie. OF
Ell Eiae. Sraen bar tiliteSe. ga
@rnnber beaunote. Gn Mrnloc
Nuaociolf itremmeSe til OF oeItoq /
SlufuinaSarbci0et. men trooS Sc
ihTroiQite 6orisQ neobrGnote beNac
Noneobngnin1erue totnlt. Get Ipffc-
bcS bo9 at iorbirore. at Slocn for.
plantcbe Tia iii Sc omIip1cnoc Suie,
Spileialen % HoithuSbngniuaerne.
SiQeleoeS blcp olt 2e@ere / Noue0.
b~naninqerneS lite Gtaae ber0et. men
nif TAFT / 6e epriae Gtaqer. Hoa
SoteIet par ser Tor Chen inaen
@iGiter. Man ontaQer, at Sloen
er opitooct pes @niiter ira Sfor-
itenSpiben. Gieuocmmer, iom tiIhe.
rer @unnar GocQooro. Son al Gems.
mnn0 og StortinqSmnno GoeQuaro,
oar @rnnoaSiurerct for $4,000.
Decorah-posten og ved arnen., 1914-01-16

st frDsteliat Gieblif. On ubpo-
gelig lllpffe inotrai forIeoen / Smel-
tebrlet paa STANDARDIZATION / S0oa.
On Dun erplooereOe og en- Mpngoe
f%lpoenoe aarbi0 iIpngeoes omfrinq /
Hlmmet. Observation-Disclosures Sail.
Dor Nesie fit enOeI al Det opbeoe0e
Stof oper Jig, og too ~bogitopeIig
talt / 6lammer. San bopoe 9lanos-
nproerelie NOT til at iprinoe op / Ell
stamp meo Idn0 iom tilfGIoiooiS
Itoo Der og oermeo biergeoe ban 81.
BET, men ban moatte meo frpgtcIige
9ranoiaor inbl9gaeS paa Spgebu-
Jet. S5iaa Ell 6orrnnno bleu ior-
br9not Sopeo og Aniigt peo @rpIo.
iionen.
Decorah-posten og ved arnen., 1914-01-16

Spngeligc @aner. 8iennem gifts
amtmano @otbner / Sronbbiem bar
9ongen % 0ronnireen operienbt Sc
ifabeliote pcb Stormfloben 5000
&roner. &ongen og 9ronningen Dor
enooibere label tiIItiQe "RorIf Gel
fob til Sfibbruone8 &ebning" 1000
ar. iom @ibrag til eft ltnoeritsttel-
iesfono til &ielp for gfterloote e.
ter grandfather / Selifabets Siene-
tie og epentlteIt ogiou til SiGlp for
Man0ifober, iom / SelifabetS Siene-
Decorah-posten og ved arnen., 1914-01-16
Yrufesior Sietrihion.

Erufesiur Sietrifion. so aar
iplote ben lite San. oen befienote
aunitbiItorifer og 6oriatter Rroies.
ior Sorent5 9ietridion. San bar
iiben 1875 peret aniat iom Groies.
ior / &rInitbiitorie peo ar~iltiania
llniperiitet og bar aiennem 6oreorng
% Sfriiter pirfet for at iremme no
uiflingen al aunit % 6oritaaelien
al ben. "a Iroiesior Gietrihion
bespnete lin @iernins biemme bap-
De ban alt punoet ct anieet Hapn /
Sperige. bpor ban / 1869 blep no
n9pnt til |~roiesior peo a~unitafaoe-
MET / Stocfbolm. 90 6eorelanoet
Decorah-posten og ved arnen., 1914-01-16
Statsminiitcren fisher @nnbfraft

Sra Stien me60eleS 6en 276e Sec. !:
Stotsmintiter &nubien bar of @ene-
roI6ireftpr Gpoe m. II. fight @ren.
polOfos, iom Iigger / NGrbeben al
@arlifos, for en- &isbeiltm al 400
900 Ser. Gen fam u~bbpggeS for ct
.lignenbe antal Seitefrpiter Tom
gtorlifos. Statsminiiteren maatte
fiebe SoSien for egen &e9ning, ga
SdanbgipelIen itblsb. Men SfienS,
fioroens fommltnale 9raftieIifabS
Stpre bar iOog a~nbefalet, at Strait
ieIifabet opertager Sosien.
Decorah-posten og ved arnen., 1914-01-16
ct gammelt Nlterfl9Se. GirfeInn.

ger Sfrutpolo / Saugsbpgoen pao
Tingerife bar ifelge "gfu" funoet ct
reot b%iemmepepet Ilterfleoe, iom
bar liaget paa Snugs 9irfes Sitter
og er ifi9nfet al @nna Golbiernsoat-
ter, ben beremte Breitefone / Nor-
herbop. Mibt paa &l9oet er ser en-
Sling al Seluppp og inbi benne Hine
1taar Ser: "Q. 6. 9. 1924.
Decorah-posten og ved arnen., 1914-01-16

Sanfinbilrer. Gpie % Sorrncs
Sporc6anf / SGterSool ieircOe Tor.
leoen 0o0 tit 50.aars.S aIbilrum
meb ell paffer ieitIig SiIitelnina.
@anfen Itiiteoc8 meo Ell anpital al
$50 Specie0aler, % benS aarIiQe
SntiGtninq er MI omfring 10000
&roner. Ere al Stiiterne err er6nt
iIioe, beribInr0t SaroI6 WeIIen, ser
! ole biSie Gor bar itooet iom Ell al
@onfens 2eocre % cnonu inbebnr
Stiain9en iom 9ireftionens Sor.
mono. lln0er Soften iQaor ooerraf.
tc3 ban Ell me9et poffer SpoerS1a.
be.
Ninaerife S~borebonf fun6e
oen 27bc Dec. ieire lit so Gars Hil.
bilpum Tom oiicntIig Sporebonfino.
refining. Notwithstanding bar
til at begpnoe me0 - % Speciba.
Ter, Tom bIcp Ioant al Norberbop
SoGneielifo6s GaSie. Sra 1873 bar
@onfen bopt Spoe / Senefos. Bro.
pritpr 3bor 6Pr0en Ie6eoe ganfen
ION aasierer til 1873. liqe ira 90.
rettelIen. 0ireftionenS 5orman0 /
l6 iammenbGnoenoe aor, Iioe til
1901, bar oibsoe @anro6ruqer 8.
6Gr0en. @onfhef er iioen 1899
@oarobr1tger e. Nhlitan0. @onfen
bar giennemgnoet en- rig llbuiflinq:
OBSERVATION-DISCLOSURES er mi $3.50.
600 aroner; Den bar mere emo for.
ooblct Jig De ii0ite 10 glar.
Decorah-posten og ved arnen., 1914-01-16
VrnnN / MmmcSnI

granb / Numeoal. Sra Songs.
berg me0oeleS oen 30te December:
8oaroen MeIem-&apnaas / Spene /
geumeoal neobrpn0te totalt ue0 10.
Chen igaarniteS. Cmtrent intet al
Sssere og Snobo bleo reooet. 9ette
bar life aSiureret, bporimoo 9pa-
ningen bar aSiureret / 6IeSberg
gienlioige Notwithstanding
Der msOte ca. 80 Mano ira 8aar-
oene omfrine, % set lpffeoeS pe0
ibproig Irbeioe at reooe oe purigc
gpgninger % Photographers Suie.
@n gammel Some, iom bar oIene
bienlme, bleu reooet / iioIte giebIif
ItDgt forbrGnot.
Decorah-posten og ved arnen., 1914-01-16
Smaabrnaerifolc / @ierpcn. 81

Smaabrmscrifulc / @ierpcn. Sra
Sfien meooeleS oen Site December:
Statsminiiter @unnar &nuoien,
Stortin9SmanO SfiIbreb, Or0ierer
SarS @rifIen, @aar0brl,3erne s.
Wfpbren % $. 6. @oleitao, Tom np-
Zig fiebte 8oar0en 6rogn / 8ierpcn
for 10000 Ser, tilbpoer ube1 Sor-
%tleneIte at o~perOra9e Gienoomuen
til @ierpen &ommltne. Spis oenne
pil benptte Sooeobpgningcn ca so
Waal al @aaroen til SpretteIie al
en- Smaabrligerifole, erflprer ifeIae
"Saroen" Statsminiiter Gnuoien ia
piaig til at poe ct 9iorag al 10000
Ser. til Elanens Sterilization.
Decorah-posten og ved arnen., 1914-01-16

NDe WcinnlTg. s Stat5raa0 for.
lcoen oeotogeS Eropoiition ON De.
pilqning iii 8ciopienet for fommen.
oe Eermin. Ser opiercs iaIt ar. g..
2G5,7l07 20. Sernf er ioru6iot an.
nenot til Ieiarbeios0riiten Qroner
2729t4646. SnmmenliQnct meo
@~eoiI3ninacn for in6eoGrenOe Ger.
min rcprGienterer oette en- lloQiits
itignina for Statsfa5ien al ca. 300.
900 ar. Netto. gfi me ar6ei0cr fan
mcrfes: llobeorinq al al Soue0uei
itrGfningen 2las &ernbaneitution-
NorJe5 SnnobrugsbeiifoIe, Nfers
his Amt. BRO ooer @lommen pe0
Atru Decentralization. Seoemarfens
@mt. San0bopeicn i gaage. lobe.
orinl al 6eoalsueien paa Strrfnin.
gen aoIobru- Renninqen liant Sier.
finn ariition5 Amt. Gmbpgnina al
Soueoueien unoer 8reteruoberdet
ianut gtupepIo0s- Ssuitebs, Nuife.
ruo Amt Aamot- Guie6aI. Garcel
Nnmot-9reimoen, Glitter oa Wnn.
Oals amt. S~msIaro-Ropeio, Stu.
Danger Amt. S0oa-5psieool, Ssn.
ore 9ergenbus amt. 6retbeim-
Aurlunospongen, Iorore gqrgenbus
@mt. Sifboeropeien (Sauernes--
9~iferaaien). Ssnore 5ronobiems
Imt. Srptpifberaene Ror0reS rono-
hierus 4mt. Somelits-Segae, 90.
eioe @reiteioeiieen (Sfautnes).
Rino6e-Cfsnes, 6rsIfelunS-Cs.
bang, iioro-3nba III
ponasfleipen, Rorolmos gmt.
Stremmen @ro-9ashaua mel
Arm iii 9isrelpnes. Sageloanb-
2perbpgoen meo SioeIinie til Eat.
eluoalen. Sommeriet-9ao6ern-
Stefan. 5romse Amt. Com 9ibrao
til Rorolnnos hints og 5romsa
4mts &eiion0 opisres b~enholSsuis
5000 % 1000 9roner.
eeGs "reesrnt. eeften" III ElRsi % Sen
res BET aGm!e SaHo.
Decorah-posten og ved arnen., 1914-01-16
%&prnmagaiin ~neol9sses.

&prnmasaiin neblegses. - Gib
9ornmagaiin / &omsooIen, iom blep
oprettet / 1917 peb 9orninoifuo fra
81 of SerreOets @aarbbrugere, err
tiaabt neblagt. Seniigten meb Ma.
gaiinets Sprettelie par at bjGlpe
Spebens Spiiooere meb Sauforn.
gfterbpert iom &ommunifationerne
er forbeoret og Sorbbrlieets Drifts
maaoer ct omlagt, bar 8ornmagoii.
net mere og mere tubt i'm 9etponing
for gpeoen.
Zen npe &ai / Sammerfeit. Sra
SammerfeIt meooeles oen 29be Se-
cember: @pitnret pebtoa i0aa / lit
Decorah-posten og ved arnen., 1914-01-16

SernbrDlnp feireoes Sen 7be Ge.
cember at @~uarb6ruger Sans Safa.
riasien og Suitrr Cara paa Sauls-
berg / Spinb. Oe blep biet zoe De.
cember 1913 / Spinos airfe. 9ggte.
parret bar bapt 9 gorn. Soooe
@ruo og gruogom er friife og raife;
bans Spn er rigtignof noget ippffet,
Iigeiaa benbes Spriel. S oenne Waa-
ne6 fplOer ban 81 Iar, bum 80.
Decorah-posten og ved arnen., 1914-01-16

eenb ~reesrnt. eoiisn" III EIRsi % Sen
nes BET aGmle 2dHo.
University Missourian. [volume] (Columbia, Mo.) 1908-1916, 1914-02-24

tlhcation number of the volume he
desires. searching either by name of
the author or by title of the book.
When the Identification number is
written on call slip and presented at
the loan desk in the reading room an
assistant will get the desired volume.
Three assistants, students in the Uni
versity. are always on duty at the loan
desk during the weekday open hours,
1898 a. m. to 500 p m and Gas to
1000 p. m. The library is also open
Sunday afternoons from 2 to 5, but
books cannot be had at the loan desk
then.
Downstairs in the seminary room
he more advanced students find op-
portunity to study uninterrupted by
the little diversions and noises of the
general reading room, and have easy
may not be taken out at all. Other
books taken out at the loan desk. up
on which no restrictions are placed,
University Missourian. [volume] (Columbia, Mo.) 1908-1916, 1914-02-24
THE PROCESS OF ELIMINATION.

Il believe seriously that | will just
come back here next year and take no
school work but attend every meeting
and lecture which | can," said stu
dent recently And it is fact that one
could get a good education alone by
taking advantage of all the fine things
which are offered from week to week.
But the very exigencias of time and
strenuous life of university is so
complex that we must make a series of
eliminatiOns.
1t is not unusual to hear a student
say that he has no time to attend a
lecture and then see him going into a
moving picture show later. That's the
wrong kind of elimination. The very
multiplicity of attractions should
make us more careful about our recre-
alton even. Can we afford for instance
to spend two hours over a game and
miss hearing some man of national re-
pute or a famous musician?
During this week. for another in
stance, We have the opportunity of
hearing a man who is the recognized
leader in his work in this country. We
are squandering and dissipating our
opportunities If We let Doctor Willett
come and go without our hearing him.
University Missourian. [volume] (Columbia, Mo.) 1908-1916, 1914-02-24
And I'm glad that I'm far from there.
(Singing Rights Prohibited


Someone. we forget who il was,
asked us TO give few rules to keep
a fellow from doing the wrong thing
when he takes girl to church.
Going to church, We might say, is
merely an excuse for getting to spend
an evening with a girl at small ex-
pense. However, that is not the OBJ
/ ject of this article.
Ii would be wise for the man who
intends taking a girl TO church first
to try going to church by himself or
with someone who has been there. if
he can find such a person, and see how
it goes. However. if you will observe
these few simple rules. you will not
! go astray.
In the first place. be sure you know
what church you are going TO, and
| where it is. A close scrutiny of the
| Sunday issue of the only University
| MissOuran in the world will tell you
where they hold services that day.
Pick a musical service, because it
| gives you more chances to talk.
| On arriving at the church and get
| ting safely inside the door. grasp your
hat firmly in your right hand. throw
your overcoat over your left arm.
| smile reassuringly at the girl. as if
| you know just what you were going
| to do. and start down the aisle for a
seat. Never let the girl lead the way,
| for it's a trick they have of taking a
! fellow down to the fourth seat from
| the front so as to make him feel un-
comfortable.
Always offer the girl song-book
in singing and try TO sing yourself. Of
course, you can't, but make a joy
full noise" Listen intelligently to the
anthem and announcements and don't
look as if you don't know what the
collection plate is for. when it is pass
ed 10 you. 1t is said that some per-
sons manage to get something off the
plate. but probably there won't be
anything on it when il gets to YOU
The best amount to put on is a dollar.
1t will raise you a lot in the estima-
tion of the girl and may make up for
bones you pull during the service.
You would pay several times as much
TO see a musical comedy
During the sermon keep quiet and
look intelligent. Perhaps you can't
but above all things don't go to sleep
When the sermon is over and you
have taken the girl home by round
about way so as to avoid all soda
fountains, stand around on the front
steps until she asks you in. Then pro-
ceed as on any other night.
University Missourian. [volume] (Columbia, Mo.) 1908-1916, 1914-02-24
SEEING THE UNIVERSITY

ted in thought. is absorbing Reinsch's
Readings in American Government
in preparation for quiz. In the next
seat a worried young lady is rummag-
ing hurriedly through two encyclope-
dias and an assortment of text books
in vain effort to prepare a neglected
paper before the next bell rings.
In the south end of the room, near
the newspaper and magazine files, stu
dents are reading the last week S
county papers from home, or adding to
their store of knowledge of the worlds
events by hasty perusal of the daily
or Sunday metropolitan press, from
the New York Sun to the San Francis
co Chronicle. Others are reading the
magazines, all sorts of them. political,
University Missourian. [volume] (Columbia, Mo.) 1908-1916, 1914-02-24
AND WHY SHOULDN'T 1T WORK

Life in the army or the navy has
always been looked at by great many
persons as virtual slavery. Secretary
of the Navy Daniels evidently knows
this. and among his plans to build
up the navy are these two things: He
encourages the officers to marry if
they so desire, and he has proposed a
bill to Congress authorizing him to ap-
point annually go enlisted men to
the naval academy at Annapolis.
The purpose of the first of these is
to substitute for the present unnatural
life of many of the men that true life
to which they surely are entitled.
Through the other plan Mr.. Daniels
wishes to take away from the enlisted
service its hopelessness, to give it a
future, something that the men can
look forward to.
To give man comfort, to hold
out to him better future, in other
words to treat him as human being
and not a machine, has been success
in other fields. Why shouldn't ii work
in the navy?
University Missourian. [volume] (Columbia, Mo.) 1908-1916, 1914-02-24
WHEN COURTS SAY CANT

American courts are hog-tied by
cant" That little word holds the
upper hand over law at every turn.
Some events of the last two weeks
illustrate this.
In the trial of Senator Gore the
court said in effect, Certain evidence
can't be entered in this case because
certain other evidence has not yet
been given" \ court in Philadelphia
said. "Thaw cant be declared sane here
because he never was declared insane
here" American jurisdiction says.
Castillo can't be tried or punished
here because all his murders and
other crimes were not committed
here"
1t doesn't seem to make much differ
ence what the question is. There is
always a can't to meet it. These
can'ts either stand in the way of obvl-
Gus Justice or furnish grounds for use
less discussion and delay.
The policy of can't never succeed
ed and is not tolerated in the business
,,,o,lJ IL ic, NOT making a success of
our courts.
University Missourian. [volume] (Columbia, Mo.) 1908-1916, 1914-02-24

may be borrowed for a fourteen-day
period No students are admitted to
the stacks except a few who have
special permission from the librarian.
II. o. Severance, the librarian, has
a private Office adjoining the library
corridor. Miss Florence Whittier. the
assistant librarian, is in charge of the
circulation and has a desk opposite
the loan desk in the reading room,
where she attends to the maintenance
of order and gives many valuable sug-
gestions to nonplussed students NJ NJ.
University Missourian. [volume] (Columbia, Mo.) 1908-1916, 1914-02-24

scientific. educational, women's, and
just plain fiction, for the library has
a collection of $40 periodicals from
which the reader may choose.
A cross-indeXed card catalogue of
access to the reference books on the
shelves without the formality of a call
slip.
Reference and reserve books may be
taken out of the library for overnight
'se only Books from the open shelves
the University library is kept in the
cabinets in the library corridor, where
the student may easily find the iden
University Missourian. [volume] (Columbia, Mo.) 1908-1916, 1914-02-24
HI.-THE GENERAL LIBRARY.

The busiest place in Academic Hall
or on all the campus for that matter
is the general library, on the first floor
of the west wing of Academic Hall
Almost any working day or evening,
or even on Sunday afternoon. students
may be seen scurrying or strolling
laughing, talking or frowning. books
under arms or protruding from pock-
cts, entering the library door at the
west end of the corridor.
Inside. busy scene presents it
self. 1t is the wOrk-roOm of the Uni
versity. where lessons are being pre-
pared Everybody goes there. for al
most all academic courses and many
of the professional courses require
o,,tcida ron ding in library
University Missourian. [volume] (Columbia, Mo.) 1908-1916, 1914-02-24

\ legislator in Maryland has pro-
posed law regulating women's dress
this was unasked for.
There's girl in the heart of Mary
land.
Who must wear what the law re-
quires.
She must sew up her slit skirt.
And never try to flirt.
Or she will be pulled" fore some
squire.
In Maryland. my Maryland.
To tango or trot they won't dare.
It's a crime to even hug in MARYLAND
University Missourian. [volume] (Columbia, Mo.) 1908-1916, 1914-02-24

A negro belle was looking over the
books in a downtown book store. Soon
she saw the alluring title BLACK
Beauty"
Here she said to the clerk. I'll
take that book
With the treasure under her arm
she went away.
The next day an indignant. not to
say somewhat peeved, negro girl came
back with the book.
Say. | don't want this book. It's
about a horse"
University Missourian. [volume] (Columbia, Mo.) 1908-1916, 1914-02-24

Now that some rOusing good agita-
rion for a new county Jail has been
started. don't let it go the way of the
hotel proposition.
University Missourian. [volume] (Columbia, Mo.) 1908-1916, 1914-02-24

a Paris journalist was recently Civ
en- an armoured skull. says a news
dispatch. Most American journalists
need something of that sort, consider
ing the verbal brickbats that are hurl-
ed their way. Or-on second thought
aren't they protected enough by ma
ture?
University Missourian. [volume] (Columbia, Mo.) 1908-1916, 1914-02-24
WANT COLUMN
MISCELLANEOUS
Phone want ads to 50.

LADIES see Miss Perry for up-to-
date tailoring and all the latest cuts
in fancy dresses. Prices very reason
able. Work guaranteed Room POI
and 2O3 Guitar Building. Phone 246
White. Q33)
Chocolate pie with coffee or milk,
1Oc. Broadway Coffee House. Q46)
SHOE REPAIRING-All done by
hand. That's our service. The price
will not keep you away. Tenth Street
Shoe shop. Q4D
Tango and other popular dances
taught privately at sos Conley. Phone
4iS-White. Q4D
A place of refined amusement
BoOches. 1922
Satisfaction in dressmaking at rea-
sOnable prices See Miss Northcutt in
he Haden Building Second floor. 132)
Get a tango rubber for your shoes.
Parsons Shoe Shop. Z South 9th. 032)
Patronage of Missourian patrons de-
sired. ScurlOck Transfer Co. Phone
~. Q0,tf)
INSURANCE-FOr Fire. Life, Acct
dent and health insurance, Surety
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5. Fifth. Phone 319 Black. 12o)
ROOMMATE WANTED-By young
man doing graduate work. Room we'll
furnished and heated. Convenient to
Ag Building. Call 1909 Paquin or
phone PCS. Q32)
Rooms Reduced-M Modern S12 rooms
reduced to S9 Third floor rooms re-
duced to 81. COS S. 5th St. 03O)
FOR RENT-Rooms furnished and
unfurnished Can use for light house
keeping. Corner of Campus, sos Con-
ley. Phone 44S White 122tf)
For Rent-Three rooms one block
from. Academic Hall adjoining athletic
field. These are choice secOnd-floOr
~ooms. 722 Missouri Ave, Phone
1910 Green. (25,tfc)
FOR RENT-A desirable front room
for young men. Az Hit. Phone 257
White. Q10tD
FOR RENT-SOuthwest front room
for two young ladies at 3O6 S. Ninth.
Phone 900. (23tfc)
FOR RENT-One newly furnished
room. 1906 Keyser Phone 81 Green.
;21.tfc)
FOR RENT - Nicely furnished.
warm rooms s., and 81 month.
Facing Academic Hall, 600 s. Ninth.
Q20tg)
University Missourian. [volume] (Columbia, Mo.) 1908-1916, 1914-02-24

4 Paris dentist advertises music
with his tooth-pulling. You tell him
what sort of music you prefer and he
charges you accordingly. The most
appropriate music for such a crisis is.
in our opinion. Almost Persuaded"
University Missourian. [volume] (Columbia, Mo.) 1908-1916, 1914-02-24

In the general reading room eleven
long tables are provided, with seat
ing capacity of about 200. On busy
day the room is crowded with young
men and women diligently studying.
the tables covered with a formidable
array of books.
Here's a representative group. AT
the corner of the table a girl is trans
lating Nichols German Prose by
dnt of industrious search in an enor-
nous German dictionary borrowed
from the library shelves. Next to her
a man, hair rumpled and brows knit
University Missourian. [volume] (Columbia, Mo.) 1908-1916, 1914-02-24
WANTED.

WANTED-A roommate. Good sec
ond floor room. adjoining bath. Steam
heat. Across street from cafeteria.
500 So. 9Th St. Phone 702-Green. tl29
University Missourian. [volume] (Columbia, Mo.) 1908-1916, 1914-02-24

When is peninsula not a penin-
sula? When the Boone County Court
SAYS il is an island.
University Missourian. [volume] (Columbia, Mo.) 1908-1916, 1914-02-24

Two countries from Mexico is a
new prospect. Looks like twice as
much trouble for W. J. B.
University Missourian. [volume] (Columbia, Mo.) 1908-1916, 1914-02-24

Paris costumers are showing 400
shades of wigs for milady's stylish
evening wear. They made one big
mistake. They would have sold more
wigs in less time if they had had fewer
shades.
University Missourian. [volume] (Columbia, Mo.) 1908-1916, 1914-02-24

WANTED-Until end of schooi
year, student to fire furnace, ETC., In
exchange for south bedroom in prl-
vate house. Phone 2S2. tlz'
University Missourian. [volume] (Columbia, Mo.) 1908-1916, 1914-02-24

Why not rent your vacant rooms
with a Missourian want ad? Phone
E5.
University Missourian. [volume] (Columbia, Mo.) 1908-1916, 1914-02-24
LOST.

LOST-A silver cigarette case. Re-
turn to Missourian office. Reward.
Ills tD
University Missourian. [volume] (Columbia, Mo.) 1908-1916, 1914-02-24

Make marriage a link. not hand
cuff" says a New York suffragist.
Maybe that isn't breaking tradition.
Heretofore simple folk have always
thought marriage was knot of some
sort.