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The Idaho recorder. [volume] (Salmon City, Idaho) 1886-1927, 1914-07-16

about my jump through the hoop OF
FIRE, or about my radium gown
Algy-By iove. Id like { be with
your show. jolly well. Buddy. Id like
the publicity
Violet Purdue Cthe Purdue sisters)
You wouldn't get II. Algy. Haley Is
too busy getting in the photo Of Maj
Maison and the cab horse she rides
But. Wen see later
Daisy Purdue Wen see--later'
Violet Its a nice way 10 treat two
girls who was born In the business
Can't get line or a picture Well.
I'm quitting
Aigy Nobody knows you're Twin
Daisy Purdue Haley can explain
the reason. II he must give all his
time TO the publicity OF bis haneee
IN have TO see m personal friend
Mr. Murtell
The Great Otto Who IN dis Mr.
MurteuY see his name by all my
pay checks
Bud Haley Old Pop Murtell II our
financial hacker The old gink that
vas on the lot yesterday.
AIgy SO Mai Maison and Bud are
engaged. eh9 Wy, Bud. congratula-
tons and the same for Mat
MAI Maison Since Bud announced
Il I'm show YOU folks my ring
We're going 90 be married whom ""
PLAY Lima. where my folks live
Daisy Purdue Mistakes will hap
oen. when a press agent II 40 blind
lha, he cant press agent for anyone
out his naneee he ought TO QUIT And
he will
v,oIe, Purdue Don, say too much.
Eiriie
Bud Haley what's the matter The
papers Nont print anything about a
sister act. Ge, a novelty.
Dad wad~lI-My Louis the Four'
,sentb- Nas a novelty l.
Violet Purdue Listen 20 HALEY say
I ret a novelty 10 you call hare
bach riSin a novelty Man ne can
Work IN vaudeville n Ne have 90
IN. sP.C A. would stop her with
Ne horse Zee looks 20 pathetic GOT
II that one eye Hes 10, > take.
I pe-out and shoot me expression on
I sim
mud Haley n you're referrin' 10 MAI
Watson ard Prinee youd better d@siEt
Ma IA the feature Of this show shes
IN all the nthos. banners ana fh"v
ards. she draws
The Great OTTO shes too much
Ny biE Hon. LEO. Amt got bis picture
/ 90 place shes everything clown.
Leo. trspezefs. nice little girls Ike
Daisy and Violet 10 nothing
MAI Nnison Bod try 20 get few
ines ~ about otio's moth eaten Hon
Daisy Purdse-shs'd like 10 see
su words in about rs. Our obituary
AlEy--I ~. the picture Of Ewees
III uke Mai An1 sr ore is drawn
ard IN. Bod
The Idaho recorder. [volume] (Salmon City, Idaho) 1886-1927, 1914-07-16
HIT THE SPOT.
Postum Knocked Out Coffee Ais.

There's a good deal OF satisfaction
thing to rid one OF the varied and
constant ailments caused by coffee
drinking.
Ever since ! can remember"
writes an Ind. woman, my father
has been a lover OF his coffee, but the
continued use OF 1t so affected his
stomach that he could scarcely eat at
times.
Mother had coffee-headache and
dizziness. and II l drank coffee for
breakfast would taste II all day and
usually go to bed with a headache.
One day father brought homo
pkg Of Postum recommended by our
grocer. Mother made II according to
directions on the box and II Just hit
the spot" II has a dark. sealbrown
color. changing to golden brown when
cream Is added. and a snappy taste
similar to mild. high-grade coffee. and
ne found that its continued use speed
lily put an end 70 all our coffee ills.
That was at least ten years ago
and Postum has. from that day 70
this. been a standing order OF fathers
grocery bill.
When ! married. my husband was
great coffee drtnker. although he
admitted that II hurt him. When j
mentioned Postum he said he did not
Ike the taste OF H. I told him !
could make Il taste all right He
smiled and said. try a. The result
vas a success. he won't have any
thing but Postum
Name given by Postum Co. Battle
1reek. Mich Read The Road 70
Wellville.- in pkgs.
Fostum nov comes in two forms:
Regular Postuul-must be wei
ooiled-lsc and &c packages
Instant Postum-is a soluble pow
ger Made in the cup with hot wa
'er-no boiling-3oc and soc tins.
The cost per cup Of both kinds Is
about the same.
There's q Reason for Postum
The Idaho recorder. [volume] (Salmon City, Idaho) 1886-1927, 1914-07-16
LOVE WINS KAISER'S SON

German nobility. society and ON
ciaIdom are Astonished al the an
nouncement that Prince Oscar OF Pras-
sia. ffth son Of Kaiser Welhelm. is 10
marry Countess Ina Marie, daughter
of Count BassewitI Of Mecklenburg
Il is the first instance on record
where a man Of the reigning branch
Of the HohenBoIlerns has been NOR
ganaticaIly engaged to wed- While
the young countess is = woman Of
rank. she is not Of royal blood
II Is assumed that the emperor
Who consented TO the engagement.
viii confer a higher rank in the no5il
its on the young countess The EN-
peror's consent IL said to have been
granted owing to the lack Of an avail
able German princess and 10 bis aver
sion to foreign marriage for his son
The countess met the prince while
she was a lady IN waiting 10 Empress
Augusta Victoria
BY Salty announcing his intention
70 marry the girl Of HE choice. regard
The Idaho recorder. [volume] (Salmon City, Idaho) 1886-1927, 1914-07-16
found in Il The happy hunting GROUND

found In Il the happy hunting grounds
for corporations. When It's fame
spreads Il bids fair 10 be TO Europe
what New Jersey was TO America be-
fore the Seven Sisters"
The village In already the headquAr.
tiers OF more than 60 corporations, op
Grating In all parts OF the world. The
secret Of Glarus IL not hard 60 find.
All the neighboring districts Of
Europe, In the pride Of their size and
the size OF their wants. levy crushing
taxes. but the little Swiss commune
obtains a plentiful revenue for its mod.
est needs by taxing the resident cor
porations annually only one-fifth 10
eetenthK Of per cent on their cap
ital. Great is the glory OF OlArusi
The Idaho recorder. [volume] (Salmon City, Idaho) 1886-1927, 1914-07-16
DAISY AND VIOLET SPRING A
SURPRISE FINISH

Dad Wadell (whD knew Booth-by
sighO-Bah! Theae circus followers
around here! | caa't read my Keats.
AS a Shakespearian authority and
actor ! am out OF my element listen
ing to lion tanners and sawdust actors.
Mai Maison tequestriennel-Say
Dad. that's Shandin' II TO us on tent
peg Amt a nice respectable circus
person as good as an oil ham that
played in livery stables all ever the
world?
Daisy Purdue (the Purdue Sisters)
Dads touchy on circus stun. He
was out with Robinsons show for 9
week but the animals couldn't get
along with him. When he came into
the "hipp" tent the elephants used
[ set up a holler. His disposition Il
too sour.
Dad Wadeil--I'n admit the animals
and ! couldn't agree on several points
But the reason ] resigned was be
cause they wanted me to wear q
gorilla skin and ride In a cage wager
In the street parade. One who played
Hamlet at the command OF the mayor
OF Oshkosh one time Ye gawdsl
Bud Haley Ccircus press agentl-
Nothin' against you. Dad played I
gorilla when started. playet
"Bugjug, the DogFaced Demon.
"Snappo. the Cannibal King" and sew
eral others. When growled as Bug
Jug they used to carry out faintin
women. That's acting. oil man.
Algy (late OF the 'Alls)--You bet 1
Is, Buddy. Do you need any tickle
tikers this season? I'd like to-
The Great Otto dion tamer) Die
you see where my Leo. der big lion
got his name in der paper for leddini
child pat him on der nose? Dot
goot puberlicity.
Bud Haley-Some OF my stun. Otto
Next week I'm going TO pull anothe
big spread for Mai Maison and he
Arabian stallion, Prince. How abou
Il. Mai?
Mai Maison-Oh. Bud, It's so kin'
OF you, Going 20 put something Il
The Idaho recorder. [volume] (Salmon City, Idaho) 1886-1927, 1914-07-16
Ancient Language Revived.

The revival OF the ProvencAl Ian.
guags has been parallelsd by the 70.
vival Of Czech. the native slay tongue
OF Bohemia. IN which John Huss. the
reformer. wrote AT the beginning Of
the fifteenth century. and which WAS
forbidden and practically destroyed
until a hundred years ago. DobrovSky
started . movement which has made
again the written and spoken Ian.
guage OF a nation. The Yeats-CrsE
orr Douglas Hyde attempt 20 revivs
Gaelic IN ireland 10 a similar but no,
equally successful movement
The Idaho recorder. [volume] (Salmon City, Idaho) 1886-1927, 1914-07-16
The Mammoth Mlcrobe.

The microbe craze is a good thing"
said DR.. Egbert r. Hewittson, the well.
known histologist, at dinner at At.
lantic City.
Yes, the microbe craze is a good
thing. 1t has cleaned up the world
1t has put lot of diseases on the run
But, at the same time, it has its
humorous side.
Il frequently urge my little son to
have nothing to do with dogs or cats
because they are full of microbes
This morning, however, came upon
him on the beach playing with stray
mongrel. But just as | came up he
quilted the mongrel hurriedly.
Papa" he said, cts true about
dogs having microbes. A big black
microbe just jumped out of that dogs
coat and lighted on my hand.
The Idaho recorder. [volume] (Salmon City, Idaho) 1886-1927, 1914-07-16
BROADER GENERAL SHARPE'S BIG JOB

More armies have been destroyed
by starvation than by battles. The
duke of Wellington once said that he
did not consider himself much of a
general, but that he prided himself on
being a first-class commissary officer.
Many can lead troops" be remarked;
Il can feed them"
The big job of feeding Uncle
Sans fighting men is In the hands
of Brig. Gen. Henry G. Sharpe, com.
missary general of the United States
army
In war there is unavoidable waste
OF food supplies, and for this reason
1t is necessary to furnish much more
than is actually eaten. American sol
diers in the field waste quite as much
as they eat The waste OF our troops
In the Philippines fed half of Agui-
naldo's insurrectos in a way that sur
passed their widest dreams of luxury.
The quantity of stores required
for one days subsistence of half a
million men in the field Is: Hard
The Idaho recorder. [volume] (Salmon City, Idaho) 1886-1927, 1914-07-16

bacon 262OO
vegetables tpoao
ground
pounds vinegar 5000 gallons; pounds
supplies
transport them requires so capacity
OF course this dietary be varied
which the
Leaving such local for
obtaining supplies
either purchase them market invite bids supplies
The Idaho recorder. [volume] (Salmon City, Idaho) 1886-1927, 1914-07-16
Surely In Hard Straits.

Chicago man who has a son at
Cornell took occasion while on the
way home from New York to stop OF
for the purpose of seeing how the
boy was getting along. 1t happened
to be just after the Cornell football
team, which had undergone many hu.
Mutations that season, had been beat
en- by Colgate. How are things go
ing with the football team" the IA
Their asked, pretending to be seeking
information. The Cornell football
team!' the young man exclaimed with
all the disgust that he could put into
his tones; lit has been beaten by
everything except the Colonial
Dames!"
The Idaho recorder. [volume] (Salmon City, Idaho) 1886-1927, 1914-07-16

The Great otto-They don't like
my Leo?
Algy-'E's beastly unpopular.
Mai Maison-Girls. why don't you
learn some new tricks? You're not
too old just yet III get Bud TO stick
your pictures In some of the smaller
papers.
Daisy Purdue-.Thank you. Well
see II We can't get something in about
ourselves next week that win be in
teresting to you,
Bud Haley--I'd be glad to see II.
Algy-A press agent like you.
Buddy. could put me on broadway.
Don't y need a ticket tiker?
Dad Wadell-I would like to travel
with your aggregation. Mr. Haley. TIL
the Shakespearian season opens again.
| could play a refined Wild man or a
polite bearded lady
Bud Haleyv-lll see Pop Murteil
| think can place Algy at the aide
show door and fix you for the "Borneo
King" part In the meantime I'll push
MATS name.
Daisy Purdue-It will be a waste
OF time. sir.
Bud Haley--whyf
Violet Purdue Daisy became en-
gagged TO Pop Martell yesterday
when they marry tomorrow she'll In
sist on some changes
Daisy Purdue-And one OF then
will be the press agent-for Nal Nal
/ son
Booking Agent tenteringl wher
does your circus tranquil out1
Copyright, 1914, by W q. Chapman, Ora
matte Rights Reservedl
The Idaho recorder. [volume] (Salmon City, Idaho) 1886-1927, 1914-07-16
ALFONSO'S PRIVATE BARBER

An undersecretary Of the Spanish
legation told at a dinner party little
story about the king OF Spain. accord
ing to the Rehoboth Sunday Herald.
king Alfonso" he began. lis fond
OF taking motor trips incog. He mo-
tored recently through a wild region
OF CASTLE He put up with his modest
encourage at a more than modest inn.
- am sure he said, laughing,
that they won't know me here!
Wen. they did not know him
there They treated him like an ordi-
nary traveller. So much so. in fact.
that when he went to shave the next
morning he found there was no mir.
ror In his room. So he went down
into the inn yard in his shirt sleeves
and there a chambermaid brought him
broken piece of mirror. which he set
up beside the we'll and proceeded to
lather cheeks and chin
The girl stood chatting With him
Finally she said in an odd voice
"'You are not Just an ordinary
The Idaho recorder. [volume] (Salmon City, Idaho) 1886-1927, 1914-07-16

Mrs FiaiteI think our grocer 10
jus, the nices, man
Mr.. Platte Changed your opinion Of
bin. evidently.
Yes vas down there and got
weighed this afternoon. and As I was
about 10 step on the scales be said.
Don't weigh yourself Their. Use thsss
other scales. they are the ones we
weigh the sugar on
The Idaho recorder. [volume] (Salmon City, Idaho) 1886-1927, 1914-07-16

Mrs. Charlotte Perkins Gilman, tho
brilliant sufragist, said. at luncheon
at the Colony club in New York. In
answer TO an anti"
so you accuse us, cir. OF overeonfi-
dence In the success OF the mnragist
movement Wen, sir. Id ask YOU to
remember this:
The hen Is no great hand 10 swae-
ger and strut, but At least she's never
been known TO caekle before she's
laid the egg"
The Idaho recorder. [volume] (Salmon City, Idaho) 1886-1927, 1914-07-16
GIVES CREDIT TO GORGAS

America will get all the credit
perhaps for completing the Panama
canal. but in giving praise where Il
is due, the work OF the French engi.
neers and those engaged in the early
digging of the canal ought not TO be
overlooked" remarked Henri Borgia
of Paris. an engineer, recently. The
French overlooked the most impor,
tant requisite in the Panama canal
zone-that of proper sanitation. Had
our engineers been supported in their
work by Colonel Gorgas, the Amer
lean nation might not have had the
opportunity to buy the canal
Il think ii only justice that soms
tribute be paid the French for their
share in this great project. II is true
they failed. but not through lack of
funds. as is proved by the beautiful
palace, the magnificent gardens. and
the record of sumptuous living OF the
officials. Neither was failure due TO
the unwillingness of the French peas
antry to contribute of their Drawn
The Idaho recorder. [volume] (Salmon City, Idaho) 1886-1927, 1914-07-16
A Pvrris

bacon see eggs can be bolled.
steamed and posebed At the same time
With a new cooking SiYsii on the
chatting dish order
EEbert-N0thiBg nsS about that
Why. I've had eggs served that !
couldn't tell n they we're boiled.
steamed or posohed. even after "a
Atked the ~Aiter
The Idaho recorder. [volume] (Salmon City, Idaho) 1886-1927, 1914-07-16

evidence OF which is overhled
to
OF
over the humble
Panama
history world
ciate the difficulties
The Idaho recorder. [volume] (Salmon City, Idaho) 1886-1927, 1914-07-16

Don't you think he IL too cute for
anything" asked the proud youns
mother. referring 20 her baby
"oh. don't know replied her sew
cnteen yearold brother Hes cuti
enough. I guess. but never did think
much OF people who hadnt any teeth. .
The Idaho recorder. [volume] (Salmon City, Idaho) 1886-1927, 1914-07-16
HOME OF THE CORPORATION
Commune Of olarus. in Switzerland.
Has Established q Happy Hunt
Ing Ground.

High hidden In the mountains. one
and one.half hours train ride from
Zurich. Is the Swiss commune OF Ola.
rus. the Wall street Journal states.
Glarus has a population OF only g..
900. and most Of these are hardy noun
taineers, but French financiers have
The Idaho recorder. [volume] (Salmon City, Idaho) 1886-1927, 1914-07-16

did you md II expensive when you
we're in ~ l>ouiSf'
Yes. rather. Ny ~ife's relatives all
seemed 20 be away from home every
time went around 10 try 10 md any
OF them"
The Idaho recorder. [volume] (Salmon City, Idaho) 1886-1927, 1914-07-16

Aviation 10 unusually conducive 10
the control % ones temper
How So
II would never % when several
hundred feet up IN the air Tor one 20
get put cat. would il
The Idaho recorder. [volume] (Salmon City, Idaho) 1886-1927, 1914-07-16
Something Equally osno.rous.

Have you ever shifted the smoke
OF batiie7" she asked
No. he said. drawing himself up
to his full height. bot once vent
automobile riding through the East
side In New York"
The Idaho recorder. [volume] (Salmon City, Idaho) 1886-1927, 1914-07-16
Eoo,isrn

= viii win yQu yeti he passionate.
iy exclaimed Il will show that am
worthy Of you
There" she replied. that proves
what have always said that you
were a confirmed eEoiiAt"
The Idaho recorder. [volume] (Salmon City, Idaho) 1886-1927, 1914-07-16

traveller. your
Thy do ask me laughed the king
maid But there's something ABOUT
hapsyo belo % Madrid!
Yes, do be
Perhap youw work o majesty himsehF
do
And what do asked the pretty chambermaid
lots the knErep shaving him
The Idaho recorder. [volume] (Salmon City, Idaho) 1886-1927, 1914-07-16

-Ny husband II almost thsAnsly
Jealous Of me-
~lsnt u strange hov some men $
fooiishness viii hang on Tor decade
after dscAdsr-
The Idaho recorder. [volume] (Salmon City, Idaho) 1886-1927, 1914-07-16

Baeon-Of even roo psrsooS who
1--we TO Be- forty year. q are. l1s arr
married.
Rrberi-ThAts DO reason Wig thsy
shoald act like ttIty.
The Idaho recorder. [volume] (Salmon City, Idaho) 1886-1927, 1914-07-16

Are you familiar With HAup,.
mann
No. ! can't sAy that am That's
one OF my worst troubles Ny wife 10
always blaming me FOR not being .
good mixer
The Idaho recorder. [volume] (Salmon City, Idaho) 1886-1927, 1914-07-16

ind you say he was eeceniricf-
Yes He's afraid Of his wife ="
Most men are afraid Of their
wives
"But be admits ~
The Idaho recorder. [volume] (Salmon City, Idaho) 1886-1927, 1914-07-16
MAKING a Distinction.

Truth is stranger than fiction"
Il don't know" replied Miss Cay
enne, whether it is stranger or only
sCarcer."
The Idaho recorder. [volume] (Salmon City, Idaho) 1886-1927, 1914-07-16

Liquid soap Is converted into solid.
either IN cake or powdered form. by
a recently patented centrifugal ma
chine
The Idaho recorder. [volume] (Salmon City, Idaho) 1886-1927, 1914-07-16
A FABLE

A cleaning pebble
lay beside
An acorn In a
field.
The pebble was
possessed o Z
pride
That never was
concealed:
To more explicitly
explain.
II viewed the acorn
with disdain.
TIN white and
smooth" { h e
pebble said.
~ glisten In the
sun.
Your color IL q
dullish rcd.
Your day viii
soon be done.
For ages I have
dasEied here,
You soon shall roi
The Idaho recorder. [volume] (Salmon City, Idaho) 1886-1927, 1914-07-16

The pebble. Boosting day by day,
It's neighhor viewed with scorn.
season slowly wore away.
And then sproat was born,
The pebble, iyine close at hand,
Hooked on and did not understand
Year after year the sapling grew.
Its healthy branches spread;
Its leaves above the pebble blew
And stained n duliish red;
Deep IN the mold concealed, at last.
The pebbles foolish pride was pas.
MORAL
Those whom we treat with scorn maj
grow.
Develop and expand,
There h 80 much We DO not know
And cannot understand
We may by those whom We deory
Be overnhadowed by and by,
The Idaho recorder. [volume] (Salmon City, Idaho) 1886-1927, 1914-07-16

The man Who knows his business
doesn't waste any time uoudsrinE
What 70 DO nsKt
The Idaho recorder. [volume] (Salmon City, Idaho) 1886-1927, 1914-07-16
Quite uselesa

"Blobson has a large collection of
cups"
Certainly not. They are trophies"
There are some queer people in
this world. | once knew a man who
had a collection of stamps he valued
at 10000, and there wasn't one in the
lot that would carry lettee."
The Idaho recorder. [volume] (Salmon City, Idaho) 1886-1927, 1914-07-16

We may BE- reasonably sure that the
garden VAS not invented b. a lazy
man.
The Idaho recorder. [volume] (Salmon City, Idaho) 1886-1927, 1914-07-16

Woman's first law is the canceal.
ment of her imperfections. Thus she
resembles man.
The Idaho recorder. [volume] (Salmon City, Idaho) 1886-1927, 1914-07-16

yoUR OWN DRUGGIST WILL. TELL. You
IN Murine kye Remedy for Red, Weak. Water
h,I I'VE Comfort. Write for Book of the ia.
VI mali Free. Murine Eye Remedy Co., Chicago
The Idaho recorder. [volume] (Salmon City, Idaho) 1886-1927, 1914-07-16

How soon ne are forsOttsn whs.
eur money 10 EunA
The Idaho recorder. [volume] (Salmon City, Idaho) 1886-1927, 1914-07-16
seIf-Evident.

Self-Evident.
Why do you name that especial
kind of a hat band the 'Vaudeville?'
Because. stupid, it's a headliner."
The Idaho recorder. [volume] (Salmon City, Idaho) 1886-1927, 1914-07-16
Fanny Famed On.

Fanny Famed Out.
$50 Jack is engaged. is he? And
is Fanny the bride-to-be?"
mo, ehe's the tried-to-be."
The Idaho recorder. [volume] (Salmon City, Idaho) 1886-1927, 1914-07-16

important to Mothers
Examine carefully every bottle of
CASTORIA, a safe and sure remedy for
Infants and children, and see that it
Signature pSsps s1 Of &szAz1ZM
In Use For Over 80 Years.
Children Cry for Fletcher's Castoria
The Idaho recorder. [volume] (Salmon City, Idaho) 1886-1927, 1914-07-16

will be necessary to have the most
costly clothes"
The Idaho recorder. [volume] (Salmon City, Idaho) 1886-1927, 1914-07-16
WAITING FOR A DECISION.

DO you expect
to spend your va
cation IN the
mountains or at
the seaaide9"
II haven't found
out yet My wife
Is trying TO dis.
cover where u
TO have the most
The Lambertville record. [volume] (Lambertville, N.J.) 1872-1968, 1914-03-05

about him. Then he remembered
Polly. He stepped into the bath
room and plunged his head and arms
in cold water Then he turned TO
his desk and picked up the bunch Of
papers.
The first page was blank. Thomas
yawned and crumpled it and threw
it in the basket. The next was blank
also. And the third, and the fourth.
All the mass of papers were not
touched by pen.
In a frenzy he sprang to his feet.
A few pages lay on the floor. Not
a word was written upon them.
The man snarled and trampled
them. Then his eyes fell on the
whisky flask.
He lifed tit was empty. He
understood then.
1t had all been nightmare
drunken fantasy He had not writ
ten a word. He buried kis head in
his arm and his hand touched the
pistol.
Slowly he drew it out and set it
before him. He lit cigar. The
blue smoke curled to the ceiling.
Then he held the thing to his head
and pulled the trigger.
The National on Friday showed a
handsome photograph of William
Thomas, Esq.
It lamented his death-his fall
his debaucheries.
Finally it announced that the fol-
lowing week would be published a
story by him, found by his house
keeper, good soul, while he was
drunk.
She had taken it to her room to
preserve it.
The public owed her a vote of
thanks.
1t was a tale of Polly-Polly
whom our mothers had read of thir-
ty years ago-a tale Of Polly's re-
turn.-Houston Post.
The Lambertville record. [volume] (Lambertville, N.J.) 1872-1968, 1914-03-05
Popcorn
Crispettes

So good that you never get quite
enough of them. &c. a package.
Assorted Cream Nuts, chocolate
covered, and other delicious
homemade candies, fresh daily.
H. M. SMITH, 81 Coryell Street,
Lambertville, n. j.
The Lambertville record. [volume] (Lambertville, N.J.) 1872-1968, 1914-03-05
FINISHED.

"What is a finishing school ?"
"a finishing school? You want
to know what finishing school is ?"
Eyes. [ understand you sent
your daughter to one"
II don't know. All | know is that
it finished my balance at the bank.