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Newark evening star and Newark advertiser. [volume] (Newark, N.J.) 1909-1916, 1914-02-06

Dear Miss Doom:
l have sent you recipes at dlfrer-
ent times. as well as a poem that
was asked for, but have never
asked for anything in return. |
wonder IL you will be kind enough
to suggest some way TO entertain
about twenty ladies on Lincolns
Birthday. l have planned the re-
freshments and thought of reading
Lincoln's Gettysburg address. Now,
what else can we read and discuss?
We are a literary society, Just or
ganized 1 will appreciate what
ever help you can give. You give
such splendid answers to every one
who asks for aid that 1 am conf
dent of receiving just the right
suggestion from you.
Here is a recipe for chocolate
eclairs, which was requested a few
days ago. MRS. H. u
Eclairs
Put half-cup of butter and one
cup of boiling water in large sauce
pan, and when it boils turn in
one pint of flour, beating well. When
Newark evening star and Newark advertiser. [volume] (Newark, N.J.) 1909-1916, 1914-02-06
Filling

Put one and half cups of milk
in a double boiler. Beat together
two-thirds cup OF sugar, quarter
cup of flour, two eggs and quarter
teaspoonful of salt. Stir this mix
ture into the boiling milk cook
about fifteen minutes, stirring often.
Flavor with vanilla. Add a little
grated chocolate If desired. They
may also be filled with cream,
sweetened. favored and whipped to
@ stiff froth.
Newark evening star and Newark advertiser. [volume] (Newark, N.J.) 1909-1916, 1914-02-06

You could find nothing better to
read and discuss than Mary Ray
mond Shipman Andrews 1.-THE Per-
feet Tribute"
At the library you may obtain all
sorts of appropriate stories and
anecdotes concerning Lincoln.
Why not prepare brief paper on
his life and achievements.
Thank you very much for the
eclair recipe. I am sure the one
that requested 1t will be pleased
with your accurate directions for
making.
Newark evening star and Newark advertiser. [volume] (Newark, N.J.) 1909-1916, 1914-02-06
Here Is a recipe FOR
Sour Milk Griddle Cakes

One and a quarter cups of thick
sour milk, eggs, salt, tablespoon
melted butter, even teaspoon of
soda sifted with one-half cup Of
flour three times, little nutmeg,
about one tablespoon OF molasses
or just enough so the cakes will
cook nice and brown.
Grease griddle pan with fat pork.
Do not make batter too thick, as
the thinner the better the cakes as
long as you are able to fry them.
Newark evening star and Newark advertiser. [volume] (Newark, N.J.) 1909-1916, 1914-02-06

Today there came another re-
quest for a recipe for chocolate
almonds.
Please. somebody, send in this
racine
Newark evening star and Newark advertiser. [volume] (Newark, N.J.) 1909-1916, 1914-02-06

Despite the tunic and pannier.
with the transparent and much be-
frilled bodice that seem to be COM
ing to the front, the plain little one
piece dress still holds first place
for daytime wear Nothing is more
fetching or more comfortable or
fills the bill quite as perfectly.
One of those printed silks in Art
Newark evening star and Newark advertiser. [volume] (Newark, N.J.) 1909-1916, 1914-02-06

The Kod-Yur Sorority will give a
reception and dance at Davis's Parlors
next wednesday evening. Among
those who have lent their names as
Newark evening star and Newark advertiser. [volume] (Newark, N.J.) 1909-1916, 1914-02-06

Rev. NJ. S. Waters. pastor OF the
Grace English Lutheran Church, will
be the speaker Sunday afternoon at
the weekly tea given by the members
of the woman's Political Union at
headquarters, 70 Halsey street. Miss
Mary Price will be the hostess for
the dav.
Harrisburg telegraph. [volume] (Harrisburg, Pa.) 1879-1948, 1914-03-02
Shower of Kitchenware
For Mr.. and Mrs. Clark

Mr.. and Mrs. Harry c. Ross, Jr, ar
ranged bridal shower Saturday even
ing at their home on Susquehanna
street for Mrs. Ross brother, John
Clark and his bride, who were married
at Hagerstown recently. Music, dancing
and games were features of pleasure
and late supper was served. The
table appointments were of pink with
Spring flowers in the centerpiece.
The guests included: Mr.. and Mrs.
j. s. Fleck, Miss Ruth Fleck. Mrs. Will
liam Jones, Miss Jennie Jones, Mr.. and
Mrs. Harvey Rebuck, Miss Mildred Re-
buck. Mr.. and Mrs. Joseph Ross, Miss
Ross and Charles; Herbert Winters.
Clark. MIR and Mrs; Rober Clark. Mr.
and Mrs. w. j.. Pipp and daughter
Elizabeth. Mrs. Hughes, Mr.. and Mrs.
Arnold. daughters Charlotte and Mary:
Mr.. and Mrs. Harold Hoover. daugh-
ter Eleanor; Miss Lena Sachs, Miss
Mary Paules, Frank Arnold, Miss En-
ma Lau, Miss Marie Clark.
William GrimWood, Leonard Paules,
Harry Reigle. Mr.. and Mrs. Charles
Hoover, Miss Leah Salsberry, Mr.. and
Mrs. Edgar Winter. son Joseph and
daughter Myrtle; Mrs. David Hertzler,
Miss Ethel Frey. Mrs. Emma Rinehart,
daughter Lille: Mr.. and Mrs. Har-
vey Seigler, Mr.. and Mrs. Oscar Bea-
meran, daughter Blanche.
Harrisburg telegraph. [volume] (Harrisburg, Pa.) 1879-1948, 1914-03-02
WOMAN'S BEAUTY NO SECRET

1t all lies in the care she bestows
upon herself and in keeping at bay
those dread ills peculiar to her sex.
The flashing eye, the elastic step and
the clear complexion never accompany
organic troubles. The distressed ex-
preston, lassitude, headaches and
mental depression are only the tell
tale symptoms. Women so troubled
should take Lydia f. Pinkhams Vege-
table Compound, that simple remedy
made from roots and herbs and res
tore their health to a normal condi-
tion.-Advertiseme
Harrisburg telegraph. [volume] (Harrisburg, Pa.) 1879-1948, 1914-03-02
Big Sewer Ordinance
May Go in Tomorrow

An ordinance providing for the con-
struction of more than fifty sewers
to be paid for from the 100000 loan.
and another establishing the position
of city bacteriologist and abolishing
the department of meat and milk in
spection, will likely be among the new
measures offered in City Council to-
morrow afternoon.
The case Of w. II. Shuman, ap-
pointed patrol chauffeur, will be dis
posed of and 1t is probable that his
name will be withdrawn. Charges had
been preferred against Shuman by the
Mayor. Commissioner II. r. Bowman
of the department of public safety,
expects to submit the water depart
ment budget. Council will meet We'd
nesday afternoon with the Chamber
of Commerce to consider amendments
to the new city license tax measure.
Harrisburg telegraph. [volume] (Harrisburg, Pa.) 1879-1948, 1914-03-02
BLOUCH REST ROOM
HAS NEW V|CTROLA
Next Mondays Concert Will In
clude Song by The Presi-
dents Daughter

A recent addition to the restroom
of the Blough Manufacturing Com
pany, at Reilly and Fulton streets, is
a handsome new Victor-Victrola, with
quantities of delightful records. These
give pleasure to the employees every
day at the noon hour.
On Mondays Miss Alice A. Gray
don has charge of the noon meeting,
when from 40 to SO girls gather to
sing old songs. Next Monday Mrs.
Roy G. Cox will sing and will bring
with her a Victrolia record made by
Miss Margaret Wilson, the President s
daughter. called my Laddie." Both
Mrs. Cox and Miss Wilson are pupils
of Ross David, of New York, and
have frequently appeared together in
recitalS.
Every Friday Miss Ella Stitt, gen.
eral secretary of the Young Women's
Christian Association. has charge of
the Blough Club meeting, bringing
with her special music and a speaker,
usually one of the local ministers.
Harrisburg telegraph. [volume] (Harrisburg, Pa.) 1879-1948, 1914-03-02
WORKING MUSICALE
OF WEDNESDAY CLUB
American Music Is Subject Of the
Program For Fourth of
March

The program for working musicale
of the Wednesday Club, Wednesday
morning at 1880 a'clock, will consist
of American Music.
The following numbers will be pre-
sented:
Fantasy" Whiting, Mrs. Bent l..
Weaver, Mrs. Keller; (a) MY Heart
is sair," Gilchrist, OBJ "Slumber
Song" Wood, (c) "Forgetfulness,
Douty, Mics AIiddaugh; prelude
No. 3" Huss, Miss Strayer; Come
Live With Me-" Foote, Mrs. Decevee,
Mrs. Hertzler; Romance" Mrs.
Beach. Miss Sara Lemer; (a) Green
River" Carpenter. (b) Looking
Glass River" Carpenter, Mrs. Harris;
'Valse de Concert" La Forge, Miss
Snavely; (a) Lullaby" Margaret
Ruthven Lang, (b) "Gipsy Daisies"
Huntington-Woodm Mrs. Bum
baugh. Mrs. Hull, Miss Middaugh; (a)
THE Time of May" (b) Come Into
the Garden, Love-" Mary Turner
Salter, Mrs. Bumbaugh; "Etude de
Concert" MacDowell, Mrs. Harnish; /;
chorus, (a) THE Fairy Queen"
Goepp. (b) Summer Wind" Mac
Dowell, the Wednesday Club Chorus,
Miss Ruth s. Conkling, leader.
Harrisburg telegraph. [volume] (Harrisburg, Pa.) 1879-1948, 1914-03-02
HEAR DIR. BRECKENRIRGE
IN HER SUFFRAGE SPEECH.

DR.. Sophonisba Breckenridge of the
University of Chicago who will speak
in this city on March 21st in Fahne-
stock Hail. under the auspices of the
Central Pennsylvania Woman Suffrage
Association. was the first woman ad-
mitted to the bar in the State of Ken
tucky. She passed a brilliatn examin-
alton. but before she had practiced
long, she was offered a position in the
University of Chicago and has been
connected with that institution ever
since.
No admission will be charged to this
lecture and every one, both men and
women should seize this opportunity
of hearing one of the most talented
women of the country.
Harrisburg telegraph. [volume] (Harrisburg, Pa.) 1879-1948, 1914-03-02
Each Guest Receives
a Washington FAVOR

Favors of hatchets and cherries were
presented to the guests at Mrs. Annie
Smiths informal party, held at her
home. 213S Moore street. The decor
ations of scarlet and white We're vari-
ed by a cherry tree in the center of
the supper table. laden with fruit as
we'll as blossoms. There was music by
Miss Helen Smith and songs by the
guests.
The party included: Mrs. Alice Nc
Gamma, Mrs. John Smith. Mrs. Anna
Keith. Mrs. George Bolton. Mrs. Anna
Robinson. Mrs. Frank SCHNEIDER, Mrs.
Edward McCord. Miss Margaret Smith,
Miss Helen Smith, Miss Florence
Smith, Miss Fannie Grive, Miss Marie
Smith, Harry Thrush. John Smith. Will
liam Griver, John Keith and James
Smith.
Harrisburg telegraph. [volume] (Harrisburg, Pa.) 1879-1948, 1914-03-02
MRS. MERCUR TO MARRY
COUNT BIANCHI OF ITALY.

The Rev. w. o. Houck and Mrs.
Houck of Carlisle, announce the en-
gagement of their daughter, Mrs.
Robert Sayre Mercur to Count Adolpho
Docchi Bianchi of Sienna, Italy.
Mrs. Mercur has just returned from
Lausanne, Switzerland, where she
her sister. Mrs. William T. Hildrup,
100 South Front street. Count
Adolpho Docchi Bianchi is the guest
of DR.. and Mrs. Henry NJ. Slime, 21
South Front street.
Harrisburg telegraph. [volume] (Harrisburg, Pa.) 1879-1948, 1914-03-02
SIX WEEKS IN EUROPE

Mfr. and Mrs. Ross Anderson Hickok
9a or LIZ west a state street, with their
Sarah Fullerton Hastings. expect to
sail for. Europe the last Of March to
spend six weeks in sightseeing.
Miss Annie C. Reel returned to Bal
timore to-day after spending three
weeks among old friends in this city.
Miss nellie High has gone to Toledo
after a visiting Mrs. Samuel c. Todd of
Mrs. George b. Kunkel, OF Locust
street, is home from Washington, d.
G., where she visited Mrs. James I.
Chamberlin, who is spending the Win
Miss Sara Denehey, of North Front
street, has returned from Palmerton,
Pa, where she visited her aunt. Mrs
George e. Lovcland for five weeks.
Mr.. and Mrs. Carl B. Ely, of North
front street, gave a sleighlng party
Saturday for. their children with fifteen
Miss Elizabeth HinnenlIamp, of South
Eighteenth street, is in the city after
an extended Western trip.
and Mrs. Spencer c. Gilbert were week
end guests at the Bellevue -Stratford,
Philadelphia.
Mrs: theodore Mead. Of New York
Fahnestock, OF this city, is visiting Miss
Fannie Diehl, at 225 Briggs street.
Miss Margaret Moore, q nurse at the
Keystone Hospital, is improving after
being confined to bed with an attack of
grip. Miss Moore has been off duty
for several days.
Mr.. and Mrs. Lyman S. Spencer and
small daughter. Esther, have gone home
to Philadelphia after a brief visit
among relatives in town.
Miss Jean Matthews and her sister
Miss Cassie Matthews. left for their
home in Pittsburgh to-day after spend
ing two weeks among Harrisburg rela-
tives.
Mrs. S. L. Ellenberger of 2s9 North
Fourth street, has gone to Richmond
Va, to spend some time with her niece
Mrs. II. l.. Mears
Mrs. Marlin E. Olmsted and daugh-
ter, Miss Gertrude Howard Olmsted
spent the weekend in Philadelphia.
Miss Helen Burleigh, of Williamsport
is visiting Mrs. Frank w. Leidy, at 81 4
South Twentyfirst street
Miss Bertha Seller, of Boas street, is
spending the week in New York CITY
attending the millinery openings.
Mr.. and Mrs. j. S. Reel, of 400 Cres-
cent street are removing to Wormleys-
burg, this week.
Miss Pearl Ellenberger, of 2O3s
North Fourth street. is spending sew
eral days in Baltimore and Washing
ton. ID. C.
Harrisburg telegraph. [volume] (Harrisburg, Pa.) 1879-1948, 1914-03-02
SIMPLE REMEDY IS
FAVORITE HERE

The simple mixture of buckthorn
bark, glycerine, etc, known as Adler
i-ka, the remedy which became fa-
nous by curing appendicitis. is great
favorite with Harrisburg people. Ad-
ler-i-ka acts on BOTH the lower and
opper bowels and drains off such sur
the body. that A SINGLE DOSE re-
lieves sour stomach, constipation and
gas on the stomach almost IMME-
DIATELY. George A. Gorgas, drug
gist ist-Advertiscment
Harrisburg telegraph. [volume] (Harrisburg, Pa.) 1879-1948, 1914-03-02
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Celebrate Tin Wedding
of Mr.. and Mrs. Gorgas

The tenth wedding anniversary of
Mr.. and Mrs. e. Dale Gorgas was hap
PLY celebrated by a surprise party and
shower of gifts at their home, 1124
North Front street.
Mr.. and Mrs. B. F. Gorgas arrang-
ed the event for their son and his
wife, and Mrs. Arthur Davis, of PEN
brook played the same wedding mu-
sic that she gave at the marriage ten
years ago Miss Helen Aungst played
a piano solo, and Harry Shatto. of
Camp Hill, and George Aungst, of PEN
brook sang a duet.
Refreshments were served late in the
evening to the relatives and a few
intimate friends who comprised the
party.
Harrisburg telegraph. [volume] (Harrisburg, Pa.) 1879-1948, 1914-03-02
TO DISCUSS MOVIES

An educational moving picture show
and discussion of the use and abuse
of moving pictures will be the attrac-
ton tomorrow night at the monthly
meeting of the Parent-Teacher Asso-
citation of the Cameron school build
ing. One of the patrons has secured
the services of a movie" man who
will demonstrate the educational uses
of the machine, and will run off sew
eral high grade films. A general dis
cussion of the use and abuse of NOV
les will follow the demonstration.
Harrisburg telegraph. [volume] (Harrisburg, Pa.) 1879-1948, 1914-03-02
Mrs. Wallower's Class
Holds Social Session

Mrs. Robert Wallower entertained
her Sunday school class of the Fourth
Street Church of God at her home, AIT
Cumberland street. Miss Sue Croft, the
president. gave an interesting talk on
the class work and brief business
session vas followed by q social and
refreshments.
In attendance we're Miss Croft, Miss
Anna W,nger, Miss Anna Dugan, Miss
Gottschau,a Mrc. John Dugan, Mrs.
James Stephens. Mrs. William Rein
dell. Mrs. S. II. Pressler and Mrs. Wal
lower,
Harrisburg telegraph. [volume] (Harrisburg, Pa.) 1879-1948, 1914-03-02
MILLER DOWHOWER ENGAGE
MENT

Mrs. Aaron Dowhower announces the
engagement of her daughter, Miss
Grace Dowhower, II Evergreen street.
to Mr.. John Miller, of 575 South Front
street, this city. Miss Dowhower is
employed as a clerk in the Postal
Telegraph Office, while Mr. Miller is
employed at the ticket office of the
Pennsylvania railroad. While the date
for the wedding has not yet been an
nounced. it is understood to be in the
near future.
Harrisburg telegraph. [volume] (Harrisburg, Pa.) 1879-1948, 1914-03-02
Fairuiew Sleighriders
Go to Sporting Hill

A sleighing party from West Fair
view spent a delightful evening at the
home of Mr.. and Mrs. Benjamin Err
ford, of Sporting Hill. Games were
played and a supper was served.
In attendance We're Mr.. and Mrs.
Harry Shaull, Mr. and Mrs. Nelson
Samuel Mummer. Mrs. Melvin Craw-
ford.
The Misses Catherine Erford. Eliza
beth Warren. Mary Weber and Mabel
Shaull. C. II. Erford, Harold Erford
and Wilson Lilly.
Harrisburg telegraph. [volume] (Harrisburg, Pa.) 1879-1948, 1914-03-02
MRS. JOSEPH SWEIGERT
GIVES FIVE HUNDRED PARTY

Mrs. Joseph w. Sweigert of 80
South Third street. entertained at five
hundred. Friday afternoon.
The guests included Mrs. VIM. Lehr,
Mrs. Elmer Richwine, Mrs. VIM. LIE
Van, Mrs. Geo. King, Mrs. Steward
Hillyard, Mrs. Glen Allison. Mrs.
Frank Hutter. Mrs. Ernest Mack, Mrs.
Eshelman, Mrs. Ed. Meyers, Steelton;
Miss Mary Westfall, Carlisle.
Harrisburg telegraph. [volume] (Harrisburg, Pa.) 1879-1948, 1914-03-02
IN HONOR OF MISS GROW

Miss Mary F. Grow, of Coatesville.
was guest of honor Saturday evening
at dinner given by Mr.. and Mrs.
Wilmer Crow at their residence, 1872
Green street. Scarlet-shaded can
delabra lighted the table and the
guests We're Mr.. and Mrs. James Pearl.
of Paxtang; Miss Amanda l.. Grow.
Mrs. ELLA Darby. Miss Mary Crow. Ed
win ID. Crow, Mr.. and Mrs. Crow.
Harrisburg telegraph. [volume] (Harrisburg, Pa.) 1879-1948, 1914-03-02
CURRENT EVENTS CLASS.

w. c. \, which was said at the an
nual meeting to be the largest Y. w.
C. A. class in the world, will close its
sessions on March S1st. For the five
remaining meetings, members will be
privileged to bring friends If they so
desire. The class meets as usual with
Mrs. Jones on Tuesdays at the Y. w.
c. A. from 4:30 to $50 o'clock.
Harrisburg telegraph. [volume] (Harrisburg, Pa.) 1879-1948, 1914-03-02
Win Guessing Contests
at the Cline Party

Winners of the prize contests at the
party given by Mr.. and Mrs. Samuel l..
Cline, of 1117 Bartine street were Mrs.
Philip Arnold and Mrs. A. H. Charles.
Music and games preceded a buffet
supper, served to Mr.. and Mrs. Maurice
Urich, Miss Winifred Jones, Mrs. A. II.
Charles, Mrs. Philip Arnold, Lewis
Jones, Miss Irene Lehman, Mr.. and
Mrs. S. G. Cline.
Harrisburg telegraph. [volume] (Harrisburg, Pa.) 1879-1948, 1914-03-02
THIMBLE TEA HOSTESS.

Mrs. Edward L. Croft gave an in
formal thimble tea Saturday after
noon, at her residence, 203 Reilly
street, in compliment to Mrs. Helen
Fox, of Altoona. who is visiting in
the city. Ten ladies spent a pleasant
time with Mrs. Croft and her guest.
Harrisburg telegraph. [volume] (Harrisburg, Pa.) 1879-1948, 1914-03-02
Mrs. Gambler Surprised
on Birthday Anniversary

Mrs. William II. Gambler was given
a surprise party last night at the home
of her daughter, Mrs. Edward Lynn
Weaver, $40 Emerald street, by her
children.
The evening was spent in dancing
and cards, after which luncheon was
served. The table appointments were
a basket of fruit with electric light
birds twined in and out, and silver
candelabra.
Those present were Mr.. and Mrs
William H. Gambler, Sr., Mr.. and Mrs.
Schlosser, Mr.. and Mrs. Ira Dean, Mr..
and Mrs. Edward Lynn Weaver, Mr.
and Mrs. William II. Gambler, Jr., Miss
Jean Gambler, Miss May Slothour, John
Shook, John Gambler, Miss Caroline
Kessick, Miss Helen Gambler, Milton
Beach, Mr.. and Mrs. Albert Cunkle.
Miss Susanne Schlosser, Miss Mar
guerite Gambler. Jack Graham Wea-
Yer. Warren Weaver and Miss Anna
Isabel Gambler.
Many birthday presents were re-
ceived by Mrs. Gambler
Mrs II. c. Townsend. of 2127 North
Fourth street, has gone to Philadel-
phia to attend the funeral of her
mother, Mrs. S. c. Freeman.
Mr.. and Mrs. James Means Fair, of
Altoona, were weekend guests of Mr..
and Mrs. Joseph NJ. Means, at 21S
North street.
Mrs. John Wetzel Jacobs, of 1903
State street, is spending several days
in philadelphia.
Harrisburg telegraph. [volume] (Harrisburg, Pa.) 1879-1948, 1914-03-02
PLEASURE TRIP SOUTH

street, and w. c. Brown, of 1880 North
Third street, railway conductor
have. started for a three weeks trip
to Florida. They will stop at jack
sonville, st. Augustine, Daytona, Tam
pa and St. Petersburg. Returning
they will visit points of interest at
Harrisburg telegraph. [volume] (Harrisburg, Pa.) 1879-1948, 1914-03-02
PLEASURE TRIP ENDS

Mr. and Mrs. T. w. Greene, of 1910
State street. have returned from New
York and Philadelphia, after weeks
business and pleasure trip.
Harrisburg telegraph. [volume] (Harrisburg, Pa.) 1879-1948, 1914-03-02
MISS LoNGENECKER ENGAGED.

Captain and Mrs. Edward Longe-
necker of Wernersville. announce the
of their younger daughter,
Miss Caroline Haldeman Longenecker,
to Walter Daub of Pottstown. No
date is set for the marriage.
Harrisburg telegraph. [volume] (Harrisburg, Pa.) 1879-1948, 1914-03-02

of 119 West State street with their
daughter Miss Jane Hickok, and Miss
sarah Fullerton Hastings. expect to
sail for Europe the last of March to
spend six weeks in sightseeing.
The Keota news., 1914-03-13
He Could Trust Her.

He Could Trust Her.
Mrs. Capron saw old Uncle Timothy
starting away on fishing expedition,
and knowing how hard his wife
worked, thought it a good time to re-
prove him for his laziness.
Timothy" she said, "do you think
it's right to leave your wife at the
washtub while you pass your time
fishing?"
"Yassum, miss" replied the old col
ored man, "it's all right. Nah wife
dom need any watchin. She'll wuk
les as hard as If was dab. ."-Lippin-
colts.
The Keota news., 1914-03-13

Merely Rehearsal. {.
Charley proposed to me last night
and / accepted him."
"Why. he proposed to me yester-
day"
Indeed? Well, he did it so prettily
that / was sure he had rehearsed sew
eral times"
The Keota news., 1914-03-13

Only One "BROMO QUININE"
To get the genuine. call for full name. LAXA-
TIVE BROHO OUININE. Look for signature Of
e. w. GROVE. Cures Cold in Ono Day. 2sc.
The Keota news., 1914-03-13

ToiIed and hinged.
"How does she know she is BELIEF"
"A number of people have told her."
But no one has yet succeeded in
ringing her"
The Keota news., 1914-03-13

Red Cross Bag Blue makes the laundresa
happy, makes clothes winter than snow.
All good grocers. Adv.
The Keota news., 1914-03-13

No Sympathy.
waiter" said the man in the hotel
dining room. there's fly in this ice
cream"
Serves him right, sir" replied the
waiter. Let him stay there and freeze
to death. He was in the soup yester-
day."
The Keota news., 1914-03-13

Your family Doctor can't do more TO,
your cough than Deans Mentholated
Cough Drops; "they cure"-5c at Druggists
The Keota news., 1914-03-13
Passing Resentmen,

Passing Resentment.
"This journalist who wants to see
you"
Il refuse to be interviewed" ex-
claimed Senator Sorghum. The last
bunch Of anecdotes he thought up and
attached my name to weren't anything
like up to standard"
The Keota news., 1914-03-13
His Attitude.

"The street car strap hanger"
"Oh, he's a standing joke. ."-Balti-
more American.
The Keota news., 1914-03-13
The Net Result.

"Jinks says he is self-made man.
"Then he made a fool job OF thu
work. Baltimore American.
The Keota news., 1914-03-13

Anybody can dye successfully with
Putnam Fadeless Dyes. Adv.