Omaha daily bee. (Omaha [Neb.]) 187?-1922, 1914-12-07

been so enthralled be ye'er PLAINLY playin
that we've decided to make ye sheriff iv
Cook County" I'd pay almost amy
thing to hear Fiddlin Tom fiddle, but 1
wuddent have him FIR a BARTENDER IL he
paid me.
Like as not he'd thry to play o'Don-
nell Aboo' on tn cash registher an
wreck 1t. Me frind Gallagher was tn
gr-reatest campaign pote that liver lived.
lie wrote a pome wanst beginnin' Wen
carry this ward f'r Hopkins firm tn
mountains to tn sea- an be hivens while
he was singin' 1t 1 thought they was
mountain an sea in tn ward. But the
mex day come to tn CONCLUSION that
ne meant firm tn steel wur-ruls tn IN,
south Branch iv tn river. Afther IN,
ihction he put in an appIycasvon f,r
superintindint Nv bridges. Did tn navor
give 1t to him? He did not. He satd bo
would not shackle JANUS in this manner
ne appinted him gas inspector. which
as ne said, wud give him ampla onnou
choonity to court tn muse, an he bandod
Tn other place to Jim Cassidy who n,vo-
Hisoe longer speech thin 'Wbatu -
all have?" in his life.
NO sir, tbs a great rnistaLo q, -.
L.
'nese artists firm their specvaIty 81.
snow 'nim up. Let thin go on pleasantI,,
s"ayih Tn hearts iv men. It's bettbe.
nm soVernin' thin, annyhow, IL don,t
.oiow that because a man can write o..
.sIA Deautifully about plumbing that va
hire MN to mend tn kitchen sink. Ye do
not re say to ye'rsilf: Demostheens
moved me so much be his iloquent anneaI
good plumbin' that I'll sind r.,
plumber to mend the wastepipe.' No man
IA tnls country can tell We more about m.
currency bill thin Larkin, tn blackemith
ye' whin 2 customer hands him a ~ hill
Y snoein' horse he has to get n n,eca
chalk an figure tn change On IN,
siue wall Nv his shop. Orators an iditors
sh0om 90 well in office. They have to ex.
press opinyons right off tn stove ON ivrv
Ano"h subject in language that ivrv wan
WIN reminder an repeat, an afther that
lney can't change without somebody dig
shi up what they said. 1 have no doubt
that Willum Jennings Bryan would like
70 turn tn sojers in Vera Cruz ont Nv
IN Iryin pan into tn fire and they'd like
IT, TOO fr tbs no aisy job keepin' cool in
iryln pan, but We can stamp out a fire.
BUT II he did, ivry vigytaryan that paid a
uoiiar last year to hear him MARBLE his
poor opinyon Nv war wud go down To th'
state department TN hurl stirring beans
at him. So I hope they'll return him TO
us an that wanst more we may see him
as Nv yore, comm out on tn platform
with Janial smile on his face an a
tunin' forks in his hand. an hear In
familiar chest tones ov tn most precyous
Nv OF folk songs: In tn banks iv op
Wall Sthreet far away ~
ITS disgrace to the artistic sinse ~
this nation that our most ciIlybrated song
bury shude be condimned to tn sordid
task Nv buyin' goold bricks firm South
America, 1t pains me more thin I can
say TO think Nv this lark beatin' his poor
wings against tn bars iv his cage. En-
large him, Dock Wilson, an let him flv
free, his notes to hiven ascendin' firm
ivry Chat-talky platform while tn deem
organ rolls. as tn pete says an tn
banjo player in tn wings impatiently
waits his turn"
Did an orator iver change ye'er vote?p
asked Mr.. Hennessy. after thinking a
moment.
Always me friend" said Mr.. Doolev
impressively; then, with a convincing
wave of his hand: ''If he's a bad orator
vote against him instinctiveIy. an IL
he's good wan who's swayed me soul 1
always do 80 as a kind Nv an act of con-
triton fr lettin' me feelin's make fool
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