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The Maryville times. (Maryville, Tenn.) 1884-1944, 1914-06-26
Prof. Morgan Will
Be Here July 4th

Among the many other attractions
that will be here on July 4th Prof.
H. A. Morgan. Dean of the Agri-
cultural Department of the U, of I.
at Knoxville will address the farm
ers at the Court House at II O'Clock
Dat fail IL hear him.
The Maryville times. (Maryville, Tenn.) 1884-1944, 1914-06-26
Announcement

This is to notify the voters of
S2ount County. that I am an indie
pendent candidate for Sheriff of
Neant County, subject to the cleo
sion to be held on Thursday, August
Gah. l will greatly appreciate your
wDse, and any assistance you may
render me.
Joe HI, Younce.
The Maryville times. (Maryville, Tenn.) 1884-1944, 1914-06-26
Alfalfa Clover

Several of Blount's leading and
prosperous farmers, are at the
present time experimenting with
alfalfa clover and are meeting with
The Maryville times. (Maryville, Tenn.) 1884-1944, 1914-06-26
Church Entertainment

Miss Gale Mcdonald will read
Madam Butterfly in four japanese
Costumes al the Court House on
Friday night at s p. IN. Benefit OF
Ladies Aid Society of the Baptist
Church. Admission 25c Children
15c.
The Maryville times. (Maryville, Tenn.) 1884-1944, 1914-06-26
Republican Ticket

Governor
BEN w. HOOPER
For Supreme Judge
SAM c. WILLIAMS
Congress
R. w. AUSTIN
Sheriff
H. B. WEBB
Trustee
VIM. McCULLOCH
County Court Clerk
C. B. BADGETT
Circuit Court Clerk
Joe H. GAMBLE
Register
ED A. WALKER
The Maryville times. (Maryville, Tenn.) 1884-1944, 1914-06-26
Announcements
County School Board

County School Board
Thereby announce myself candidate for
Easuaber of. County School Board, for the
ssa division OF Blount County, composed of
Ess and 9TH and 18th dist. Your vote and
aslp earnestly solicited. My election sub
i@st 10 the will of voters in August Election.
Sam G. Hinton.
The Maryville times. (Maryville, Tenn.) 1884-1944, 1914-06-26
Representative

am a candidate for the Republican
1omnation for Representative from Blount
Gsaanty in the State Legislature. L will
zgpxeciate your vote and your support.
David ]. Britain.
The Maryville times. (Maryville, Tenn.) 1884-1944, 1914-06-26

Bilious? Feel heavy after dinner1 Bit
ter taste? Complexion sallow' Liver per
haps needs waking up. Doan's Regulets
for bilious attacks. 25c at all stores.
The Maryville times. (Maryville, Tenn.) 1884-1944, 1914-06-26

Farmers mechanics railroader and lab
orers rely on DR.. DR.. Thomas Eclectic on.
Fine for cuts, burns, bruises. Should be
kept IN every home. 25c and soc.
New-York tribune. [volume] (New York [N.Y.]) 1866-1924, 1914-08-28
Frances New Cabinet.

Ii takes courage for a government to change us
personnel when an enemy is laundering at the
gates such change is likely TO be hailed by
the foe as a confession Of uncertainty and weak
ness But the French have not shrunk from doing
a sensible thing for fear Of seeming demoralized.
The Encouragement Of the Cabinet is only the
outward acknowledgment Of a remarkable uniica-
ton Of national sentiment The old Cabinet repre-
scented coalition Of factions in the Chamber OF
IDENTITIES The new one represents France being
an assemblage of the best available talent in all
parties.
We do not see in the change an evidence OF
reebleness Those who doubt the efficacy Of
free and popular government will make the most
Of the fact that under a military autocracy like
Germany's no such shifting OF authority at "A ma
tional crisis would be necessary military
autocracy drives along at the same speed in peace
and in war Yet we cannot agree that just for
that reason autocracy is the better system. free
people aroused to war is more formidable than
people for which war and peace are both decreed
by a ruler claiming to rule by divine right"
Those who look back to the splendid sacrifices
which the French nation made in 1901, after
the ignominious collapse OF the Second Empire,
will not doubt Frances capacity TO rise TO any
great occasion. However the war goes in its first
stages she will face its losses hcroically. The new
Cabinet is only one expression OF the nations pur-
pose to give its best and its all to the struggle
ahead Of it,
New-York tribune. [volume] (New York [N.Y.]) 1866-1924, 1914-08-28
Fighting a War in Secret.

II is one of the added handicaps Of a democracy
in wartime that it cannot fight in secret Or II
the handicap is counterbalanced by gains OF
sentimental character it is, at least, one of the
many differences between the campaign OF an an
solute government and one conducted under popu-
lar rule SO the British government is now real
izinC
The British press has been very patient under
its censorship. sterner censorship even than has
prevailed in Paris. But it has temperately crlti-
cised the government and Will welcome Mr.. As
ouith's announcement that "the veil Of secrecy
can be lifted soon" THE London Times went
TO the root Of the matter when it said:
Britons cannot forever cooperate with unrestricted
enthusiasm i'm a war they cannot and about which
they are denied all knowledge, even TO a supply OF
those harmless pictures which appeal so warmly to
the people.
Here lies both the strength and weakness Of a
democratic nation at war TO conduct war in
purely scientific spirit IS as impossible for England
as for France. The War Lord Of the Germans
can give out seven words Of news or none as he
prefers So can the Gar The cabinets standing
for the people must give their real soyereigns the
facts. or enough Of them so that national spirit
IS not stifed.
New-York tribune. [volume] (New York [N.Y.]) 1866-1924, 1914-08-28
Sulzer the Progressive. y

II there is ghost OF sense OF humor M amy
Progressive politician ne must find grim materi''
for it, exercise in the Sulzer raid on his party ana
the consequent blue funk Of those leaders VINO
threw Human out Of the window. Suffers th"i'
Of the Bull Moose primaries would cause few OUT
side the professional Bull Moose politicians 10
weep. Il would be CHASTITY rctrihuton.
Ilinmau. clean. able public servant win 'n
honorable record was deemed 10y some ifosI'S
svc leaders unworthy Of the Progressive nomiha-
ton because ne maintained his Rcpuoicansm' ! ne
Progressive machine, they thought. must be kept
going at any cost even at that of handing the
state over 10 Tammany. Sulzer the political
mountebank. discrcdited and dishonorod. seems ID
have good chance TO seize the organization Whi'h
these ProgressiycS abandoned Hinman to save.
Only a paraphraSc Of the Coloncrs own words
seems TO nt the situation IF they don't take lIin
man they'll have 10 take Suzer."
New-York tribune. [volume] (New York [N.Y.]) 1866-1924, 1914-08-28
THE BIBLE AND THE BULLET
Their Joint Distribution to the British
Soldier Causes Criticism.

To the Editor of The Tribune.
Sir: Few OF the open essays on the
European war appearing IN The Irlb-
uue are as worthy OF notice as the
letter by James Arthur Noble IN your
esteemed paper OF to-day.
The dignitied, reliable and scholarly
Tribune, read i'm our family for over
forty-fye years, has frequently, during
the present conflict, been source Of
irritation; but the broad spirit shown
iu publishing all opinions aud the APP
parent fairness i'm presenting the
news from the war zone in measure
atone for the pro-British sentiment Of
your editorials.
I'm his epistle Mr. Noble bravely
sounds an advance note. which the av-
erage "Christian' be he German, Bri-
ton, Russian, Belgian or French Is as
ignorant Of as Hdttentot. These So
called Christian nations 90 10 war call
ing upon the Almighty 10 aid them.
The Tribune to-day informed its read
crs that Bibles were the last thing
distributed 10 English soldiers as they
left for the Continent. The sword and
the Old Testament! Gunpowder and
the New Testament, Bullets and the
prayer-book!,! What madness! What
hypocrisy! What blasphemyi
These nations profess TO preach the
Gospel OF Jesus. OF them IL may be
said. what Emerson wrote concerning
a certain brand Of Christians: That
lofty spirit never spoke in their pa
tots" EMMA l.. TRAPPER.
No. 663 Palisadc av., Jersey City.
Aug. p, 1914
New-York tribune. [volume] (New York [N.Y.]) 1866-1924, 1914-08-28
Fairness" Should Begin at Home.

The German American newspapers have used a
good many hard words attacking the "unfairness"
Of the comments Of American newspapers on the
war The "unfarness' is not all on one side
"The New Yorker Herold' ridiculing the war
gue,scs" Of the vernacular press. said the other
day:
And The Tribune wrote on the 18th:
nspection Of the battlefelds al Haelen and Diest
shows the German rout complete The adjacent
territory is wholly In Belgian hands
The text of this quotation shows that it is taken
from some cable dispatch printed in our columns
The Tribune printed II as the best information it
could obtain under existing conditions with respect
to the censorship from the other side. II has
never expressed an opinion as 10 what an inspec-
ton Of the battlchelds az Ilaclcn aud Diest
showed "Thc Ierold' should swear OF misrepre.
sentaton before veutuing to accuse other news.
papers Of it,
New-York tribune. [volume] (New York [N.Y.]) 1866-1924, 1914-08-28
More Work for Market Baskets.

The opening of four markets by Borough Pres
dent Marks next week will afford a chance to cut
living cost FOR many housewives willing to be "od
fashioned" enough 10 90 to market And there is
reason TO believe that there many willing 90
take such an opportunity to buy foodstufs cheaper
than the regular dealer will sell them. Temporary
markets have been maintained under the Williams
burg and Manhattan bridges one or two summers
with good trade Mr. Marks estimates that the
prices prevailing I'm the new markets should be
from 10 to % per cent lower than at the provision
stores With no rent TO pay, there is 10 reason
why the market dealers should not be at least that
much below their established competitors prices.
As an institution the market basket is sadly neg
lected in this city. Telephoning 10 the corner gro
Gerry the deliCatesSen store has taken its place
with two efects-a direct addition To the cost OF
foodStuffS and a lack Of power TO check one
dealers prices by comparison with anothers. This
may be good for the dealers but il is not for the
wage earncrs. Increase of market facilities and
stimulation of od-fashioned frugality in purchas-
Ing by the family providers will be important
factors in fighting rises in food prices
New-York tribune. [volume] (New York [N.Y.]) 1866-1924, 1914-08-28
For a Peace Parade of Men.

To the Editor of The Tribune.
Sir: Mrs. Dodge, in her letter to you
about the Red Cross association and
against the peace parade, loses sight
of the main point, that if there were
no wars there would not have TO be-
any Red Cross business.
The peace parade, in my humble
opinion, is all right, and the only re-
grettable thing about it is that the
women folks are going TO put It
through, and the men folks, such of Us
who are against war, have been beaten
20 n" by the women folks. It is really
reflection on our manhood that there
has been no organization of any kind
which has yet gone on record as
against the present war. All glory 10
the women folk" say |, and let US hope
it will be followed by peace parade
by the men folks.
WILLIAM M'ADDIE.
New York, Aug. 20, 1914.
New-York tribune. [volume] (New York [N.Y.]) 1866-1924, 1914-08-28
4 KIND WORD FOR DULCINEA.

Sir: There's one thing about Dulcines, she has a
lovely disposition you always find her just the same
no matter what has happened. and I'm sure that
means a lot nowadays, when every one you meet is
worried and rushed TO death. think you can't be
too thankful if you were born with good DISPOSE
ton. I'm just the other way, myself. fly right of
into temper at the least little thing, but then when
I'm over it I'm over It. Don't you think that is usu-
ally the way with these quick tempered people? It
never lasts long, and It's lot better to have it out
and have it over with than TO 60 round always car
rying grievance the way some people do.
Oh, was going to say, the wonder to me is that
Dulcinea has never married It seems to me that
she is just the kind Of girl to make fine wife for
some nice man. HAHAh'
The trouble f." Ducinea told us. that the men
who like me / don't like and the men like don't
like me-"
Dulcinca may have coaborated on Under
Cover" After all" one Of the lines runs, "it j.
people who make places
New-York tribune. [volume] (New York [N.Y.]) 1866-1924, 1914-08-28

the way toward Lemberg The Austrian attack Is
probably part Of a defensive campaign since nus
STA will shortly have enough troops modified at
Kicv and BrcstLitoysk to undertake an attack
from two sides on Gacia.
In the eastern theatre the offensive belongs 70
Russia rs clearly as it now belongs to Germany
inside the French border
New-York tribune. [volume] (New York [N.Y.]) 1866-1924, 1914-08-28
A Rainbow Without Rain.

To the Editor Of The Tribune.
Sir: Yesterday evening at o'clock
! saw a formation OF rainbow colors a
little to the left Of the setting sun. Is
a rainbow at this hour usual? All day
the sky was full Of beautiful forma-
tions Of clouds. | would not ask this
space, but having read in this morn
ing's Tribune Of the formation Of a
cross in the sky observed by persons H.
Montclair, y. j., / make the inquiry
whether the rainbow is usual or not.
/ have seen lightning from I'M APP
psrently blue sky in New Mexico
Pittston, Penn, Aug 20, 1914. l..
New-York tribune. [volume] (New York [N.Y.]) 1866-1924, 1914-08-28
GOOD CHEER FOR AMERICA!
An Optimist Bids His Countrymen to
Look West.

To the Editor Of The Tribune.
Sir: Many business men are COM
planning and worrying about the war,
and as ono man said 90 another as he
stepped otr Pennsylvania train IN
Jersey City this morning: 81 can't see
any light; really 40 prospects OF busl-
ness getting iu its usual fall activity.
would advise this pessimlstlc
gentleman 10 take about two weeks
vacation and make % trip across the
United States. Some men seem 20 for
get that this country extends beyond
Philadelphia or whereabouts, and that
the agricultural. cattle, grain, ETC.,
markets IG the West are enjoying a
prosperous season.
There is no country I'm the world that
can live "within ITSELF as the United
States. One has only 90 make "a trip
from coast 20 coast 90 be convinced
that he is living Do a most wonderful
land.
As one who has lived Ia the Western
country, ] am impressed particularly
as TO the habit of people here holding
on 90 their money as soon as some lit
tie scare comes up, whereas If they
were 20 live on az usual conditions
would never be bad. As FOR AN esq
annie. so many are "CcOnOmiziug.' II
isn't the "tightwad' who makes bust
ness good; it is the person who goes
out 90 bug who Is the best friend of
the business man. BE au optimist.
JAMES G. MARLEY.
Paterson, y. j., Aug. 27, 1914
New-York tribune. [volume] (New York [N.Y.]) 1866-1924, 1914-08-28
THE PEOPLES COLUMN
An Open Forum for Public Debate

vote to protect themselves and their
children
In the light of these facts, Mrs.
Dodge's criticism seems little mis-
placed, especially indorsed as the pa
rade is by President Wilson himself,
who has consistently worked for peace
EVA WARD.
No. sos Fifth av., Aug %, 1914.
New-York tribune. [volume] (New York [N.Y.]) 1866-1924, 1914-08-28
THE METRIC SYSTEM.

Though Pm disinclined to blow it,
I'm poet
And / know it.
Here is where / start to show it,
And III 30 it
Till break
once ] dreamed that was clever,
And its ever
Ny endcavor
To continue in that rever-
lie and never
To awake.
one who writes this kind of ditty
You'll admit he
Is some witty.
He's entitled to the kitty
For pretty
Little shot.
DO you ask me- now you've read it,
Do dread IT,
Could / spread it
For a column, should you lead IL?
You have said it
! could not A r. +.
Sign in Rye. y. y: "An persons in bathing suits
are strictly forbidden to enter this park unless
wearing garment covering the exposed parts
under penalty of the law"
HIGHER BASEBALL
fFrom the World
Boone secured two singles. OF which two
taseer IN the ffth iuning.
There is actual interest around the country in
the National League race; but the interest in the
American League contest is purely Mackademic.
New-York tribune. [volume] (New York [N.Y.]) 1866-1924, 1914-08-28
THE WOMEN'S PARADE
1t Does Not Conflict with the Red
Cross Work.

To the Editor Of The Tribune.
Sir: Mrs. Dodge is 20 be c0ugratu-
lated on the excellent use that She is
making OF the anti uTrage orgauiza-
ton in collecting funds TO assist the
Red Cross work. There Is no reason.
however, why other women should not
choose 90 employ other methods 90 eX-
press their adherence Of war, always
Womcn's worst enemy.
The wOmcu's peace parade Of Satur-
day is great non-partisau dcmonstra-
ton. The work In connection with Its
organization and even the Office have
been donated. 30 expenses are small
For a few hours thousands OF women Of
all shades of opinion and of many ma
tionailucs will be brought together Ia
Joint protest against war.
While Wc are all facing the uupara-
lolicd horror and misery OF the Eu-
for women of all nations 20 get to-
gether and say they Will not stand for
another appeal 20 force.
While all may work 20 alleviate phys
ical suffering. surely none can deny
that first and foremost prevention o.
war is the greater consideration. Who
can tell OF what great movement Sat
urday's parade may not be the begin
Hlug2
The Red Cross work. too, is entirely
Of d non-partisan character. founded rs
/. is on the life work Of those heroic
suffrage women. Florence Nightingale
and Clara Barton. These women de-
voted their lives to skilled nursing and
remedial measures. But they saw war
in It's reality and were farsighted
enough TO recognize that prevention
might be- better than cure. They there
fore identified themselves with those
pioneer women who in the middle OF
the nineteenth century were demanding
that the mothers of the nations should
LnNe nm ihnLr hands the power OF tLe
New-York tribune. [volume] (New York [N.Y.]) 1866-1924, 1914-08-28
Injuus! Iujuns!

lLJ Lur. luJulo.
They were first discovered by score
of small Ashford Hin girls yesterday
morning while the girls were walking
over the hills back of DObbs Ferry. As
they were passing alons the edge OF a
clump of trees, they heard a whoop and
saw painted face, crowned win teath-
crs, pcering at them through a break
i'm the thIcket.
Without taking thought as 20 direc-
tion they fed. Something, however, led
them all back TO the Hill, and there
they gaspcd out the story Of what they
had seen TO an excited throng OF mi
ties of both sexes.
Just as 10 seemed as though there
might be panic there was strident
changing over by the door of the dining
room. Good old dinner bell, 1t brought
them back TO a realization Of the fact
that they were not in Deerheld or
Cherry Valley two centuries ago, but
i'm Westchester County In 1914.
Within ten minutes they had all for
gotten the spectre Of the painted face
in the delight of chicken frlcassee.
Mistaken sense of security. Just as
they had counted up and discovered
that nineteen had found wishbones
came that hair-raising whoop again,
and past the windows OF the dining
room flow flash of red legs.
The bravest of the HIllites tumbled
out pellmell. only TO see the waving
plumes Of the sayages disappearing
into the woods Here was a serious
situation. Evidently some reservation
had broken loose. There were the
women and children Well, any
Il .if j TO ha ffataF
ed.
Scouts Sent Out.
What could the male Utilities do
under the circumstances but organize
scouting parties and set out to capture
the befeathered whoopers? That was
what they did at any rate, two OF
them, at least, comforted by the re-
marx one made 10 the other: "lf we
don't find no lujuns we might find a
apple tree
But they found the lnjuns. One
party hadn't any more than reached
the edge of the woods before they saw
a pair of red-psnted legs sticking out
from under a bush, and they charged
them iu close formation. What could
one pair of legs DO against twenty-five
doughty residents of the Hill?
II was d terrifying specimen when X
had been dragged clear Of the bushes,
IT'S nethers enveloped in vermilion
cheesecloth, It's jowls streaked with
paint 70 match, aud round it's scalp
lock a tiara Of feathers that had once
helped some prim Plymouth Rock 10
withstand the rigors Of winter.
BY the tine the first captive had
been bound hand and foot. two or three
more were seen lowering in the dis
lance. IL seemed they must all have
been on the warpath long time.
They couldn't run with the speed
everybody expects OF lnjuns after
reading the Leather Stocking Tales,
and before they had gone far they be-
gan to stagger with exhaustion. 1t
was a shame to capture them under
the circumstances, but these are the
DAYS OF safety first and always. Capt.
ured they were, and properly trussed
up and laid IN Il row on the pavilion
floor.
Only Teacher" After All.
Then well, FIRST one Hillite began
to smoker aud then another, till pretty
soon everybody was snickering and the
New-York tribune. [volume] (New York [N.Y.]) 1866-1924, 1914-08-28
The Complete Letter Writer.

Received by a rubber shoe concern
Gentlemen answering your favor Of the -0h rst viii
say that repeatedly told that the shipment from
Iauldiur maid by dreckty only mother
partee maid shipment fo meand an have 90 60 hy
IS The biiladia~ which Gals berries ind
socks which tie partee ud the at 90 az Bu4alo
NY / am By this mail writing tho agent o. Pauidns
O 90 mail TO a duplicate bill adng OF the scrap rubber
,hipt by my partce June Sth and a. / VIII
receive the same from him viii mail 10 90 you
But from the apperonce Of your letter 90 seems that
the rubber fectoy all redy have the rubber 10
pesaon else they would not know Of what the
boris or tho seeks soussc they would have DO u
Their posaton lec9uso This particular shipment s short
according 20 the Din laolus and according Co
youf report preveuls letter TO and under ts
circumstance hardly hete chat the railway Co.
f. stll holding this shipment boo Their posatOn remain
New-York tribune. [volume] (New York [N.Y.]) 1866-1924, 1914-08-28
THE MD MAD WIGS.

Sir: In her metaphorical way she was saying
to me: "Camels are called the ships Of the desert
Ships are called the crcyhounds Of the ocean
What would you call drisiblcSE
Quicker than q laiScr's utimatum ] says: The
Nazeppeins of the air" Zinc O. that.
FfoT & JET
New-York tribune. [volume] (New York [N.Y.]) 1866-1924, 1914-08-28
RED CROSS FUND GROWS
New York City's Contribution
Now Amounts to S45, 173.

Contributions amounting 10 S2.5es %
were received yesterday by Jacob u
Schif. treasurer Of the New York state
Board Of the American Red Cross, ioi
the European relief fund Total con
tributions TO date, $40, rs 93.
New-York tribune. [volume] (New York [N.Y.]) 1866-1924, 1914-08-28
The Coming Tover
SONG OF THE INV POOR.


stand and gaze at the bulletins
With tbe rest Of the arguers in Times SQUARE
have no interest whoever wins.
But IT keeps me out in the open air
Unless We are for wrong. tho dostruct'n 81
tho Kaiser Wilhelm der Crosse has zone "o'' w.
civo Ms realization ~ the war than ahy'niu-
else that has happened. Why the anil'''",'o,
t5ooo ,rstriane say seems less personal thau
,bo sinking of ship we are unable TO tel '''
hans because we have been on thaI sup ~ '''
friends have crossed on her. me psS'"'''-' ~
disaster is hard TO cvauatc.
This Abacus Of Astci-m has few rules. any oil
which may be shattered any moment In' mum
in.low vhccze. frcNamp. has been cScIud'u. '"'
tin,o has come io blot the scutch. Telegram 'N'
saw, fl from husband 10 wife. whose mother D.
abroad: Mother safe i'm Berlin. War is nell
Every noon the Legion Lunch club assemble
IFS members tell each other that this war D.
harder on their business than on any one cseS.
THE HORRORS or WAR
rstollc offend, more than the rest.
BY telling us Of lese majestic.
with pain my poor old uoddlc quah's
When Elsie calls the place EoubaiS.
AucU
II certainly did knoc, me silly
10 hear the Germans captured lille.
Howard
Our idea Of the height OF something or other D.,
to ask jobess brokers' clerk to contribute $40 to
New-York tribune. [volume] (New York [N.Y.]) 1866-1924, 1914-08-28

The Japanese feet according to a costly cable
from Tsnctao. sbclled an unoccupied island yc~ter-
day Smelling an unoccuped island must be like
using a nutcracker on an empty peanut.