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East Oregonian : E.O. (Pendleton, OR) 1888-current, 1914-01-31
WHEAT PRICES DROP
Chicago Market Closes Lower with
Foreign Values Down; July Is
Extremely Weak.

CHICAGO. Jan. 31.-closing prices
Tor wheat today were 1-4c off for
May and 3-4c for July. Opening fig.
ures were unchanged for May and
lie off for the July.
Wheat.
May-Open 90 1-2; high. SO 3-4:
low. 90 IA: close, SO LAB.
July-Open, 50; high. SO Is; low
Ss SIS; close, SS 3-4A.
East Oregonian : E.O. (Pendleton, OR) 1888-current, 1914-01-31

is on file in the office of the City
Recorder.
Dated at Pendleton, Oregon, Janu-
airy 30th, 1914.
THOMAS FITZ GERALD,
City Recorder.
East Oregonian : E.O. (Pendleton, OR) 1888-current, 1914-01-31

Chambcrlain's Cough Remedy.
This remedy has no superior lot
coughs and colds. 1t Is pleasant to
take. 1t contains no opium or other
narcotic. 1t always cures. For sale
by all dealers.-Adv.
East Oregonian : E.O. (Pendleton, OR) 1888-current, 1914-01-31
INSURANCE AND LAND BUSINESS

HARTMAN ABSTRACT CO., MAKES
reliable abstracts Of title to all
lands In Umatilla county. Loans on
city and farm property. Buys and
sells all kinds of real estate. Does
general brokerage business. Pays
taxes and makes investments for nom
residents. Writes fire. life and acci-
dent insurance. References. any bank
In Pendleton.
~ JAMES JOHNS, Pres.
c. H. MARSH, Sec.
East Oregonian : E.O. (Pendleton, OR) 1888-current, 1914-01-31

]. T. BROWNS FURNITURE STORE
Funeral director and licensed em-
balmer. Most modern funeral parlor.
morgue and funeral cars. Calls re-
sponded to day or night. Corner
Main and Water streets. Telephone s3.
East Oregonian : E.O. (Pendleton, OR) 1888-current, 1914-01-31
CLASSIFIED DIRECTORY

with T. F. Howard, Despair building.
Pendleton, Oregon. F. E. Van Dusen
in charge.
East Oregonian : E.O. (Pendleton, OR) 1888-current, 1914-01-31
FRATEENAL ORDERS.
FUNERAL DIRECTORS.

JOHN s. BAKER, FUNERAL d.
rector and licensed embalmer.
Opposite postoffice. Funeral parloE
two funeral cars. Calls responded to
day or night. Phone Is.
East Oregonian : E.O. (Pendleton, OR) 1888-current, 1914-01-31
ARCHITECTS.

GINNOI.D & VAN DUSEN, ARCHI-
tects. home office, s14-l5 Mehlhorn
Bldg. Seattle, Wash. Branch office
East Oregonian : E.O. (Pendleton, OR) 1888-current, 1914-01-31
SECONDHAND DEALERS.

v. STROBLE. DEALER IN NHW
and secondhand goods. Cash paiA
for all secondhand goods boughs
Cheapest place in Pendleton to buJ
household goods. Call and get hka
prices. 21s E. Court street. Phone
SIT W.
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.G|RLg G|RLS TRY II,
DEAUTIFY YOUR HAIR
Make it thick, glossy, wavy,
luxuriant and remove
all dandruff.

Your hair becomes light, wavy. fluffy.
abundant, and appears as soft, lustrous.
and beautiful as young girls after
"Danderine hair cleanse Just try
this-moisten cloth with-a little Dan
derine and carefully draw 1t. through
your hair, taking one small strand At
a time. This will cleanse the hair OF
dust. dirt. and excessive oil. and in
just a few moments you have doubled
the beauty of your hair.
Besides beautifying the hair at once.
Danderine dissolyes every particle OF
dandruff: cleanses, purifies. and iLvig-
CRATES the scalp, forever stopping itcn-
ing and falling hair.
But what viii please you most VIII
be after a few weeks use. when you
will actually see new hair-fine ard
downy at first-yes-but really new
hair, growing all over the scalp. II
YOU care for pretty. soft hair and lots
Of it, surely get a 2S-cent bottle OF
Knowlton's Danderine from any drug
gist or toilet counter, and just try It.
Advt.
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TINES BEDTIME STORY

, man, and the Prixie would come as
often as his shoes needed mending.
One day the Mayors fine coach drew
up in front Of the shabby shop and
! the Mayor got out. Here are fouI
pairs of my shoes which L wish mended
and mended at once he puffed 81
will expect them by noon tomorrow
/ and il they are not finished out Of this
house you will go. you and your daugh-
ter. too"
The cobbler said nothing. but took
the shoes. He knew it would be impos-
sible to mend them in so short a time.
but he set at his task bravely. though
the tears crept down his aged cheek.
And at midnight, when the little Prixie
stole in, he found the cobbler still peg
ging away. He did not leave his shoes.
but. like the wind. was out of the door
and on his way home. In a few mo-
ments he was back again and placed
the wee shoes on the table near the
cobbler. who was nodding from ex-
haustion.
At dawn the cobbler awoke with a
sigh and saw the tiny shoes on the
table. But on picking them up he was
astonished to feel hard something in
each toe. And when he pulled II out,
loi it was two coins Of new. shining
gold And on the sole Of the right shoe
was pinned a note. which read:
In the depth of the wood.
Near the Prixie's Hole.
Dig down a foot,
You'll find there gold
For years you have given
To me gladly and free.
And now is the time
I must give to thee.
Without stopping, except to get a
spade, the cobbler set out for the WOODS
and did not stop till ne reached the
small crack in great rock, which was
known as the Prixie's Hole Here he
dug down for a foot and bis spade
struck chest. The cobbler pulled n
Up and broke il open. =
cut rolled coins OF glimmerinz gold.
beautiful rings with ruby settings.
bracelets studded with all kinds OF
gems, pearl necklaces and belts of sill
Yer set with eneralds.
Dropping all into his ragged coat, the
cobbler few home. Then out he went
TO buy fine breakfast for his sick child.
After that he bought nice house and
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in it. And there amt no o'Bliven.
Bevens, yet; but o'Bliven, no:
Even IL he was dry, Elmer amt go
ing to check out any sympathy and let
'em hang the house up. Because unless
/ know who il is, they don't get no
credit. .~-
"As I was going to remark" said
Mr.. Dinkston. for he knew the futility
of arguing with Gus, "a a lot Of people
are dead and don't know it. But I'm
dead and do know it,
You gotta hand 1t to him that he
knows whether he's alive or not muir
INJURED Mr.. Jarr. .-
well, sure. it's his business" Gus
admitted But this thing has gone far
enough in my place"
Let US. then, go to my late resi-
dence." murmured Mr.. Dinkston. And
he led the way to the front room OF old
Mrs. Dusenberry's little ground-aoor
nat, where he maintained a residence
and his studios Of Mimeography or
School of Sign Language.
'T do not bow to the conventions.
said Mr.. Dinkston. Hence you do not
note any Grape on the door. In fact"
here Mr.. Dinkston sunk his voice to a
whisper 81 am keeping my demise a
secret from the dear old lady with
whom ] lodge. Poor soul! She is great
" attached to me. and the news Of my
death would shock her greatly. For
that reason desire my interment
strictly private. s-s-shr'
He laid his hand to his lip and oowes
very courteously TO the old lady from
Indiana, who smilingly admitted heS
ladger and Mr.. Jarr, Mr.. Rangle ana
Mr. Slavinsky. Gus had stayed be-
hind, after announcing that he would
20 to the funeral. but he would not be
able to "sit up with the late lariented.
There's a mousen' cried Jarr as
little gray rodent came out from under
the sofa and sat up on its launches
in the middle Of the room
Yes said Mr.. Dinkston; that Is
Mary. And here come Alice and Rich
ard"
And two other mice came out and
squeaked and chartered, while Nj.
Dfnkston fed them crumbs OF cheese he
had brought from Gus business mems
lunch"
And here is Alfred, my pet cock
roach, and Elfrida, the hen roach
added Mr.. Dinkston, as two large, fat
cockroaches scurried out for the feast
Il wish my pets to be we'll taken care
of. Mrs. Dusenberry, l grieve to say,
has no partiality for them. And here.
too" and 1fr Dinkstorc opened a
clothes pres. "are MY tame moths. See.
I keep an old pair Of flannel trousers
here for their pasturaSe. Hence they
do not feed upon my other garments.
Anyway. ] am wearing my other gar
ments. Please" and a tear stood in his
eye, 'be kind TO them, now that ! am
no longer here"
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The Troubles of
Mr.. Jarr
Copyright. 1914, by the Press Publishing Co
By ROY l. McCARDELL.

wv 's S5. 53s 5sSr@:: ss t: 70 n: %:.: =:
! " homo OF the departed?'
! asked Michael Angelo
| Dinkston, after he had coIleutcd 20 cents
4 head from all present in Gus for
what he designated as floral tributes"
for himself.
Very few bouquets were handed me
in life. I want all can get since my
untimely demise" Mr.. Dinkston de-
| clared-
Hey, you said Gus, rousing from
the mystic spell. You NAV be a crazy
feller, but l amt \ choke is a choke.
/ But after n long while it amt a choke
any more. You amt dead. and know
it. and YOU know it-so why go ahead
NIT this foolishness?"
And Gus commenced to blow into the
shell glasses and polish them with the
glass towel, for with Gus a sanitary
| neatnes was the first law in his popular
cafe.
! Listen moment, SAID Mr.. Dinkston
: calmly. A lot OF people have been
. buried alive, haven't they" Gus had
! to admit he had heard oc such things)
: Wei. then" said Mir. Omission IF a
| lot Of people who seemed to be dead
were alive why can't it be possible that
one person who seemed alive was dead?"
BY gollies. I never thought of II
that way" exclaimed Mr.. Slavinsky,
gazing in open admiration at the Iori-
clan. "He got you there, Gus. Too bad
you amt alive to have drink" he
added to Mr.. Dinkston
Omar shall refute you in this. re-
piled Ny Dinkston softly For what
says Omar?
My clay with long oblivion has gone
dry,
But fill me with the old familiar Juice.
Methinks I might recover by and by""
who said that?" asked Gus. prick
ing up his ears.
Omar" replied Mr.. Dinkston.
ELMER never said a word like it
shifted Gus. Don't | know my own
bartender? Elmer don't know this fell
Ter o O'Bliven you talk about who went
dry. l bin in this assembly district
twenty years and l know every Mick
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DR.. Shaw BaKs; Is
Not t'Hm' Oran IT

PHILADELPHIA. Feb. DIR.
Anna Howard SIraU's secret reason
for refusing TO furnish a statement
or her personal property to the tax
collector has become known.
OF course, Dr. Shaw had told her
friends at Moylan, Delaware county,
Pa, that taxation without repre-
sentation is tyranny and she
wouldn't help any one TO tax her.
But why she should allow Hugh
Brannon, the tax collector OF Upper
Providence, Pa. township, TO place
her personal property at $1,000 and
ada 5000 as a penalty for her fail
ure to give him a statement. and
still refuse to fill out his blanks,
although her personal property Is
worth only 5000, had a deeper rea-
son behind II. and here it Is:
DR.. Shaw says she is neither
him nor an it" and the blank
property held in trust by him or st."
Doesn't Like at"
While some of the ants may T1ag
their heads and say it IS highly
uroper to call so outspoken g woman
as Doctor Shaw a him" the suf-
fragist. who has grown to be sixty
six years old in the cause, aud is
still able to deliver an average OF
two lectures daily, could hardly be
expected 10 relish the appellation
"it"
She doesn't relish either ''it" or
him and unless the Delaware
county commissioners will have sUme
b anks printed with the pronoun
her inserted, they are likely to
have a case at Law on their hands.
Miss Lucy B. Anthony, secretary
10 Miss Shaw. who entered a formal
protest TO the S30,0 assessment last
Thursday, says:
Men are men and women are
women. and q woman like Miss Shaw
naturally resents being called him
or 1T on a Government blank; nat
urally resents, too, oppression by a
Government that, while masculine,
claims TO protect women.
4 Uses His Imagination.
rs it protection that a common
wealth. should furnish a woman
with tax papers which no woman
of good taste could use, and then
should fine her outrageously for
refusing to use the blanks? The
tax collector uses his imagination
overtime when he thinks DR.. Shaw
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Good Logic.

As part Of a holiday treat a little hov
as taken recently TO st. Paurs Cathe6-
A. "hen he returned home some well
j. .eahlng persons proceeded to worry
sthedral. III the
And did you see the tonlbs Of all ,bo
ave soldtersg was one Question
Yes" said Willie, with entbns;ssn,
And isn't IT fine TO think of afI tLo
cat deeds they iId?" the veII-r1ss,,e on
ug person continued.
" s'pose So" Willie admitted grudg-
aSly. But on their COMMISSIONERS n IT,s.
sid they'd defeated the French. an
hey couldn't have defeated them vsrI,
luch. COS they're all dead an The
'rench are still alive. Pearson :
= eekly.
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has anything like 10000 worth
OF personal property.
she has less than 500 worth
OF personal property, and I told
the commissioner that last Thurs
day. DR., Shaw had wired me to en-
ter her formal protest
when | took that protest to the
county commissioners, they told
me there were only two things for
DR.. Shaw to dO-either I'LL out the
blanks that classify her as a him
or it, or else submit to be assessed
for four times as much property as
she owns.
IT told them that I had power Of
attorney for Miss Shaw, and that l
would see what ] could do. The
matter is not settled by any means
with this SNUG, comp AGENT ultima
tum of the commissioners. l won
annoy Miss Shaw about il, but III
t-y TO settle Il some way myself.
Miss shaw will not be at home until
the last OF February.
$4,000 As Penalty.
Tax Collector Brannon vas asked
about the situation yesterday.
''Ha, I guess we're going to get
some taxes from her this way, and We
wouldn't have gotten any at all il
hadn't made that return, ne
chl.z,ed. Il just made It out Of my
imagination. knew she lived in a
hi house, and people who live in
BIZ houses must have good deal OF
personal property.
"I thought $4,000 was a fair esti-
mote and added 80 per cent, or
s,o OOn as q penalty for not making
ont the blanks, Just as the law pro-
vides.
"Of course, if DR.. Shaw wants to
come across now and make out the
h,onl,s we'll assess her at what
e "But we don't have any blank
made out especially for women. The
only ones we have read him &C or IT.. IT.,
I'D Funny thing, too, to ask
Hamn Svoman TO be a him, or an It,, but
;fs the only kind Of blank have
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A Stuart's tablet goes into the stom-
ach like food. 1t contains nothing but
natural digestive elements and when
at work in a weak stomach it aids the
worn-out gastric glands. supplies the
right mixture Of stomach juices and
under the action OF the stomach IL
thoroughly permeates all the food. Thus
when the stomach work Is done the meal
goes into the small intestines in better
shape to be assimilated by the system.
Ohe Gi so stron1 snd ss,,dGSp DGSspepsl4
one grain OF II will digest 5000 grains
OF mixed food such as meats, Yege-
tables, grains. fluids, etc.
The simple habit of eating a Stuart's
Dyspepsia Tablet after each meal will
readjust your digestion in a very short
time so that you will no longer need
assistance.
Go to your druggist and obtain q box
today; price, 50 cents.-AdYt.
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My Meals Don't
Rurt a Bit
A Little Stuart's Dyspepsia Tablet
Will Aid Your Exhausted Stom-
ach to Digest Any Meal.

Isn't il a real Joy TO see children eat:
There Is almost a ridiculous humor
about it. The same joy that 2 child
feels at meal time should be cSperi-
enced by grown ups and would pe
II they would only do as children do
The work, worries and woes Of adult
life exhaust the digestive apparatus
and nature very often is not allowed
time or opportunity to renew or repair
the exhausted organs and depleted di-
gestiye juices.
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fine furniture and pretty pony which
could be driven to tiny cart
So when the mayor called that after
neon he found the cottage empty. but
on the door was pinned note telling
rent The mayor was 30 angry at the
cObbler's good luck that he fell into a
fit and was not able to hold his Cffice
any more. So the people were only too
glad to have the cobbler their mayor
in his place.
With the good food and drives the
sick girl soon got well and lived q long
time in her happy home with her coed
father.
'sTomorrow,s story. .arbe Golden Lily.
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The Cobbler And The Prixie.

u nee upon a time poor cobbler
4 lived in a small town over
- which ruled rich mayor. The
mayor was very unkind, and as he
owned the house in which the cobbler
lived he kept continually dunning the
poor man for the rent
Besides having nothing but the bare
furniture in his humble home the cob
bier had TO care for sick daughter.
To do this he sat up late at night and
rose at dawn to cook tie potridge. But
often there was no fire. and they had
to eat dry bread.
But there was one friend they had in
the world. and that was Prixie. This
Prixie was hated by everyone in the
village except the cobbler, and all said
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FROM 10 To SO PER CENT

People of the most
conservative type, and
those knowing little or
much about worth and
quality of Furniture,
can choose here with
assurance of full value.
1t is the product of the
best Grand Rapids and
other makers; the wood
is high-grade, assorted,
kiln-dried, critically pre-
pared. The designs of
the Furniture have been
most minutely studied
for strength, for effec-
tivenesS and good
taste, for reliability.
The Washington times., 1914-02-02

Every separate piece
or complete suite,
whether in matched or
odd designs of various
woods, is excellently
finished. 1t is of a
character that we can
recommend will prove
satisfactory; that will
look we'll in any home;
that will suit the most
uncompromising search
for strictly first quality;
there is a character
about it that people
like to see and furnish
their homes with.
The Washington times., 1914-02-02

A certain standard is
maintained in our Fur
niture, regardless of the
price, whether high or
low, marked less than
its worth or regularly
priced. 1t is Furniture
that we know to be
good, that you can feel
sure of; that at full
prices is never marked
more than Furniture of
its quality can right
fully be priced.
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he was mean little fellow. II never
seemed to occur to them that this was
because they were mean to him first.
But the cobbler's sick daughter grew
fond of the tiny man. He would creep
into the shop at midnight and leave a
wee pair Of shoes. and the girl herself
would sit up in bed and mend them. So
the girl grew fond Of the funny little
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LOCAL MENTION.

Mazda Electric Lamps At Special Prices
Electric Webster, III 9th.
"Into the Streets" Great Moral Drama
Today. Virginia Theater. Coming
'kathlyn Ill" Feb s.
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wooowaro & Iotbrop
New -WASHINGTON-Pars
OUR ELEVENTH ANNUAL FURNITURE SALE OF
WELL DESIGNED RELIABLE FURNITURE

Begins This Morning and gain Demonstrates the Splendid
Manner We Care for the Wants of Our Patrons; the Sturdy
Quality, Substantial and Practical DeS9nS-dnd
The Washington times., 1914-02-02
There Is Great Economy In This Sale

Proven by reductions from to so cent and
good proportion The needs of except the Kitchen met and
the office also provided for The variety Of designs large fine
period effects being accurately represented
All This Furniture Is Assembled on the Great
Sixth Floor of the Old and New Buildings
And well assorted and arranged according ood and We
tried to make and easy to choose possible But
whatever do choose wH the highest quality obtanabe for the
The Salt Lake tribune. [volume] (Salt Lake City, Utah) 1890-current, 1914-01-25
RITCHIE WILL MEET
AID WOLGAST AGAIN
Champion Says He Is Glad Michi-
gan Man Has Been Able to
Come Back.
BY international News Service.

BY Internat tioual News Service.
SAN FRANCISCO, Jan. 24.-Willie
Ritchie, lightweight champion Of the
world, expressed himself today as agree.
ably surprised at the showing made by
his old rival, Ad Wolgat, against Joe
Rivers in Milwaukee.
elf Wolgast is really back in his old
form | am glad to hear it, said Ritch-
lie. "That will mean that we must
come together again. The people would
demand such a match, and would not
be backward in bringing it about.
fI owe it to myself to box Wolgast
again. He was responsible for those
who have called me an accidental cham
piop. I want to meet Wolgast and win
so decisively from him that there will
be no question as to the rightful owner
Of the championship title.
"I am satisfied that sooner OF later
Wolgast and / would have come togeth-
er, anyhow. But if he is in his old
time form, so much the better. 1t will
be real championship contest VOL
CAST IN condition is no easy man for
anybody to whip
The Salt Lake tribune. [volume] (Salt Lake City, Utah) 1890-current, 1914-01-25
BALL GAMES GENTLE
UNDER NEW RULES
Conference Cuts Out Con-
duct Approaching ''Rough
Stuff"

URBANA, ILL.,, Jan. 24.-Baseball
games in the western conference will
be peaceful and gentle if the new rules
of the National Collegiate Aathletic
association, mado public today, are
adopted The rules provide:
The catcher shall not, during &C.
tual play, speak at all to the batsman,
except where the occasion requires a
bona fide word of caution, and in
speaking to the pitcher the catcher
must not nse words reflecting or calcu-
lAting to reflect on the hatsman or any
other member of the opposing team.
2-No members of either team shall
call or shout during the game to any
member of the opposing side, except to
caution him against some danger, nor
behave in any indecorous or unseem-
ly manner.
3-There shall be no oral coaching
from the bench.
4The so.called encouragement of
the pitcher from the outfield shall be
stopped, or at least minimized.
5-The umpire shall warn player
for an infraction of the rules and then
exclude him from the game.
6-The students of the home team
must not cheer in any such way as to
SC rattle - the opposing team.
The conference board will not hold
a meeting until June and it was
thought unlikely that any action on
the rules would be taken to affect the
1914 season.
The Salt Lake tribune. [volume] (Salt Lake City, Utah) 1890-current, 1914-01-25
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The Salt Lake tribune. [volume] (Salt Lake City, Utah) 1890-current, 1914-01-25
Checks Are Explained.

The checks were explained IN every IN
stance as personal loans. Mrs. Levin
sohn says they were dividends on the
bond business done by her husband
From Paris Jack johnson breaks his
silence to say that ne gave $4,000 to
south side resort keeper to be divided
between two federal officials just before
he fed to Europe. He named the TWO
men, an assistant district attorney and
received the money. He threatens TO re-
turn TO Chicago, face his accusers and
take his chances with the courts.
Charles F. DeWoody and Assistant Dis
trict Attorney Harry a. Parkin today is-
sued a Joint statement unequivocally
DENYING the charge that they were in
any way responsible for Johnson's escape
or the compromising OF the case against
him.