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The Topeka state journal. [volume] (Topeka, Kansas) 1892-1980, 1914-05-27
Dwight Is; Junction city 5.

Dwight, Kan. May N.-Dwight de-
feated the fast Junction City Greys in
a slow game Of ball. The visitors were
outclaased from the start. The Dwight
boys batted the Junction City pitchers
hard. making Is hits while Axe allowed
the visitors six. Batteries-Dwight, Axe
and Brady: Junction City, Pierson. Err
win and Nelson.
The Topeka state journal. [volume] (Topeka, Kansas) 1892-1980, 1914-05-27
LINCOLN BUYS oUTFIEIlDER

Closes Deal With Indianapolis for Al
lcm-To Report At Once.
Lincoln, Neb., May 27-The local
Western League baseball club Tuesday
night announced the purchase from
the Indianapolis American Association
team Of Outfielder Allen. He will Join
the Lincolns at Des Moines.
The Topeka state journal. [volume] (Topeka, Kansas) 1892-1980, 1914-05-27

(Pun.) This department had dis
missed the idea of burying the lynx
under the pitchers mound. 1t Is go
ing to st. Louis in the near future.
and in our opinion that is worse than
being buried alive. Note, will soon
have a new city editor on the job.
The Topeka state journal. [volume] (Topeka, Kansas) 1892-1980, 1914-05-27

With three baseball teams in st.
Louis fighting for places in the first
division, the fans have the chance to
YELL A st. Louis team in the first di-
vision is almost ancient history. Won
der what the fans of Topeka would
do with a first division team.
The Topeka state journal. [volume] (Topeka, Kansas) 1892-1980, 1914-05-27

Baseball attendance is not SO good
in Des Moines after ALL With Lin
coin the attraction last Sunday, less
than $500 people witnessed the con-
test, and Des Moines has a popula-
ton of more than 5000 people.
The Topeka state journal. [volume] (Topeka, Kansas) 1892-1980, 1914-05-27

sBatted for Higginbotham in ninth.
Score by innings:
Sioux CITY,. ......................O0 200 40 2Os-5
Topeka 900 POI 1901
Summary. TW0-haae hifS=DaXidSon.
The Topeka state journal. [volume] (Topeka, Kansas) 1892-1980, 1914-05-27

Del Gainor, first baseman, has been
sold to the Boston Red Sox by the
Detroit club. Begins to look like
young Burns, formerly Of Sioux City.
might be a regular fixture with the
Tigers.
Albuquerque morning journal. [volume] (Albuquerque, N.M.) 1903-1926, 1914-02-03
The Quickest, Simplest
Cough Remedy
Easily and chcaPiy Made al
Home. saves You 50.

Ills plan makes o pint OF cough
syUp-enough TO last q family a long
time. You couldn't buv as much OF as
good cough syrup for $50.
Simple as it Is, it gives almost IN
slant relief and usually conquers an
ordinary eouuh in % hours THIS IS
partly due To the fact that ii IS slightly
laxative. stimulates the appetite ana
has an excellent tonic effect. 1t ls
pleasant 10 tahe--ehildren like IT, An
excellent remedy, too, Tor whooWng
cough, spasmodie Group ana bfahehl0l
asthma.
Mix one pint OF granulated sugar WITH
= pint of warm wafer. and stir for z
minutes Pint pa ounces 81 FlneN MI
cents WORTH i'm & pint bottle. and add
The Sugar Svrup. II keeps perfectly.
Take teaspoonful every one, Two or
three hours.
Pine il one Of the Oldest and best
Known remedial AGENTS for Tie tlrQqt
membranes. pneS j. q most valuable
concentrated compound of Norway Mhlte
pine extract. and il rich in guaiaeol end
other natural healing clements. Vl1ef
Preparations will rot work IN TINS
combination.
The prompt results from this mixture
nave cndeared &c to thousands OF house
wives IN tho. United States ana NailS ..,
which explains why the plan has been
Initiated often, but never successfully.
a guaranty Of absolute satisfaction,
q money promptly refunded, goes win
this preparation. Your druggist has
Pmex. or will get it for you. II not
send TO The pinox Co. It. Wayne, Ind.
Albuquerque morning journal. [volume] (Albuquerque, N.M.) 1903-1926, 1914-02-03
INVITATIONS TO K. OF P.
GOLDEN JUBILEE MAILED
ALL LODGES IN STATE

Letters were mailed yesterday to
the thirty-two Knights Of Pythias
lodges IN New McXic0, inviting Knights
20 attend the state golden jubilee cele-
bration which win bee held m this city
February lg, IA the Elks theater.
Chairman u ". GALES, OF the gem
eral committee on arrangements of
the local lodge. whose signature was
attached to the letter expects the in
vitaton to he productive of excellent
results in the way Of 0ut-of-t0wn at
tendance ON the ceremonies.
Mineral Lodge 40. z u.s. sparing no
effort TO provide an excellent program.
col George w. Prichard has consent
ca TO deliver the principal address on
the evening program, which will be
open to the general public. Also there
will he musical features of unusual
merit The program Will Doe announced
within The next few days.
AT a largely attended meeting Of
Mineral Lodge NO q last night. plans
for The ceremonies and the enter
,ainment OF the visiting Knights We're
discussed After the business session
five candidates We're initiated into the
rank of Knight.
Albuquerque morning journal. [volume] (Albuquerque, N.M.) 1903-1926, 1914-02-03
ACKNOWLEDGMENT
SALE ATTRACTS
HUGE CROWDS


A crowd that exceeded an eXpecta-
tons and that taxed the ability of tic
cicI l0i to ihc utmost througed the big
Rcsenwald store am lay long yestcr-
day GA the occasion of the opening af
the big clearance sale that this enter
prising establishment now has Ia
progress. Nothing like il has ever
before been seen I'm this city and 80
les was the crowd that the manage
ment has secured the services of eX-
sra salespoople i'm addition TO thWe
hai had already been specially em-
pioyed for this occasion, 20 take care
cf the wants cf the many who are
sure to ecme today.
III was clearly demonstrated by yes
.erday's business ht the Hosenwald
ore that Albuquerque people appre-
ciate good values. 1hc buying was
brisk and energetic, and not only in
the articles embraced In the special
sale but in general lines OF merchan-
disc as well it was one of the busiest
days ever experienced I'm this city
Anticipating a large crowd of buy
ers, the store managers had made
special preparations TO look after the
convenience ana comfort of the pub
lie, and In no metropolitan depart
mcnt store was q crowd ever handled
SIS mere consi leratlou or better sat
isfled with the result OF their pur-
cnases
The prospects are that even more
people Will call at Rosenwald's today
than yesterday for the news has
spread among shoppers. am over the
city that this is a bargain oppor,un-
iy Of lifetime
Albuquerque morning journal. [volume] (Albuquerque, N.M.) 1903-1926, 1914-02-03
KNIGHTS OF COLUMBUS
HAVE ANNUAL BALL
AT MASONIC TEMPLE

The annual ball of the local council
of the Knights Of Columbus was given
last night in the Masonic temple, and
was enjoyed by about goo merry -nak-
ers. In every way it was one OF the
most successful affairs that the order
has ever given in Albuquerque.
At II o'clock dancing was tempo
rarly suspended while a sumptuous
banquet was enjoyed Grand Knight
j. r. Rodden presided as tOastmuster,
and "a number Of exceedingly bright
and witty responses were made To the
toasts proposed by him The arrange
ments for the banquet We're perfect
In every particular. and 1T was pros
nounced one Of the best that the menu
bers of the order have ever had
spread before them The hail was
beautifully decorated IN the eoiors Of
the Knights If Columbus. and large
portrait of Christopher Columbus hung
upon the wall at one end Of the bans
uuet room
After the banquet dancing was re-
sumed and continued until an earls
hour this morning,
Albuquerque morning journal. [volume] (Albuquerque, N.M.) 1903-1926, 1914-02-03
COLLINS PRELIMINARY
CONTINUED INDEFINITELY

The preliminary hearing Of Hugh
~ Collins. attorney of Clayton, set
for TO o'clock yesterday morning was
continued indefinitely by Justice
George r. Craig. Collins is charged
with embezzlemeni. The continuance
was granted at the request of District
Attorney NJ C. Vigil. who did not ask
postponoment to definite date. Col
Inns has been in Albuquerque since ne
was brought here. from Clayton by
Deputy Sheriff A. G. Burtloss.
Albuquerque morning journal. [volume] (Albuquerque, N.M.) 1903-1926, 1914-02-03
HAYNES AND OAKLAND
COMPANIES FIRST TO
SEND EXHIBITS HERE

The first automobiles for the Albu-
Querque show, February 9-12, arrived
here YESTERDAY The shipment in
ciuded two freight ears containing
Oakland and Haynes automobiles
Shipments are expected almost daily
this week, as practically all exhibition
space has been sold already and the
manufacturers probably will seni
Iheir rXhlmIa nlrlN.
Albuquerque morning journal. [volume] (Albuquerque, N.M.) 1903-1926, 1914-02-03
NEW PROPRIETOR TAKES
CHARGE OF THE COMBS

r. S. Mitchell. Of Amarillo. Tex
who recently purchased the Hotel
Combs from Mayor -. X H. Sellers
as manager of the place for the First
Savings Bank a Trust Co., trustee FOR
the creditors. took charge of the hos
tclry yesterday o. Dyer is day clerk
and J. r. Littrell night clerk. under
the new management
Albuquerque morning journal. [volume] (Albuquerque, N.M.) 1903-1926, 1914-02-03

4 took your Com
pound and have a fine,
strong b a by. Mrs
john MITCHELL. Mas
sena N. Y.
" Lydia Z. Pinkham s
Vegetable Compound isa
wonderful medicine for
eXpectant mothers. % -
Mrs. A. NJ. MYERS, Cor
donville, Mo.
| highly recommend
Lydia f. Pinkham $ Veg
etable Compound before
hild-birth, it has done 81
much for me. - Mrs. Il.
M. DoERR, r. K. :, Con
shohocken, PO.
Il took Lydia f. Pink
HAMS Vegetable Com
Pound to build up my
system and have the
dearest baby girl in the
world. Mrs. MosE
BLAKELEY, Imperial, Pa.
i praise the Com
pound whenever ] have
q chance. Il did So much
for me before my little
girl was born. " Mrs.
L. " SANDERS, Rowles
burg, w. Va.
took your Com
pound before baby vas
born and feel ! owe nv
life to it. - Mrs. WINNIE
THLIs, Winter Haven,
Florida
Albuquerque morning journal. [volume] (Albuquerque, N.M.) 1903-1926, 1914-02-03
HALF PRICE WEEK AT
KlSTLER- C0LLlSTER STORE

All this week, the ladies of Albu-
querquc and vicinity can purchase
D eady- goods such Hs Colts,
suits dresses. etc, az just one-h alf
price. Hcsides ready-to-Wear the firm
offers American Lady eofsc,s worth
from $3.50 to 50, also "a half price
See Kistcr CollIstcr g CO.. this
week.
Albuquerque morning journal. [volume] (Albuquerque, N.M.) 1903-1926, 1914-02-03

Former Senator w. III Andrews loft
last night for three weeks business
trip to Pittsburgh. Tituspille. Pa. ano
Washington. ID c.
Albuquerque morning journal. [volume] (Albuquerque, N.M.) 1903-1926, 1914-02-03
HAVE YOU
4 CHILD ?

Many women long for children. but becauss OF
some durable physical derangemenl are DEPRIVED
Of this greatest OF all hanpnees
The women whose names follow were restored
60 normal health by Lydia r. pinkhams Vegeta.
bic Compound Write and ask them about ID
Albuquerque morning journal. [volume] (Albuquerque, N.M.) 1903-1926, 1914-02-03

Dress Goods, regular price to
$l.50
Albuquerque morning journal. [volume] (Albuquerque, N.M.) 1903-1926, 1914-02-03

8 Water Glasses, regular price
l5c each
Albuquerque morning journal. [volume] (Albuquerque, N.M.) 1903-1926, 1914-02-03

Fern Dishes, regular price 81
Northern Wisconsin advertiser. [volume] (Wabeno, Wis.) 1898-1925, 1914-06-05

smaller
the French would that foreign the
military
A
F. H. Pope in
American division
the artillery
meantime they
knowledge French
exclusive of higher rae
admitted annually
devoted by the French officer preparation for this
graduates
problems of
placed for Captain Parker apart from the other
American
chance than else to follow the exposition OF
college
6 to hard riding battehed or
operations of the that
took pa
Northern Wisconsin advertiser. [volume] (Wabeno, Wis.) 1898-1925, 1914-06-05

had no appetite. Since / have taken
Lydia E. Pinkham's Vegetable Com
pound the aches and pains are all gone
and feel like q new woman. cannot
praise your medicine too highly. Mrs.
AUGUSTUS LYON, Terre Hill, Pa.
1t is true that nature and a woman's
work mas produced the grandest remedy
for woman's ills that the world has
ever kno-7n. From the roots and
herbs of the field, Lydia E. Pinkham,
forty years ago, gave to womankind
a remedy for their peculiar ills which
has proved more efficacious than any
other combination of drugs ever COM
pounded, and today Lydia E. Pinkham' 9
Vegetable Compound is recognized
from coast to coast as the standard
remedy for woman's ills.
In the Pinkham Laboratory at Lynn,
Mass, are files containing hundreds of
thousands of letters from women seek
ing health many of them openly state
over their own signatures that they have
regained their health by taking Lydia
q. Pinkham's Vegetable Compound 4;
and in some cases that it has saved them
: from surgical operations.
Northern Wisconsin advertiser. [volume] (Wabeno, Wis.) 1898-1925, 1914-06-05
SUCCEEDS IN CANADA

An interesting and successful Amerl'
can farmer, Lew Palmer, of StaVeley,
Alta, passed through the city today.
Mr.. Palmer came from Duluth, Mimi,
Just ten years ago, and brought Win
him four cows and three horses-and
that was his all. He homesteaded In
the Staveley district, and today has
$50 acres of land, $4,000 worth OF I'M
Elements, 81 Percheron horses, made
$1,000 out of hogs last year, raised
1000 bushels of wheat, 5000 bushels
of oats, II acres OF potatoes, and Is
tons of onions. Els farm and stock is
worth $4,000, and he made it all in
ten years.-Erchdnge.- Advertisement
Northern Wisconsin advertiser. [volume] (Wabeno, Wis.) 1898-1925, 1914-06-05
HER MOTHER-lN-LAW
Proved a Wise, Good Friend.

A young woman out in la. found q
wise. good friend in her mother-in-law.
Jokes Notwithstanding. She writes:
II was greatly troubled with my
stomach, complexion was blotchy and
yellow After meals / often suffered
sharp pains and would have to lie
down. My mother often told me 1t
was the coffee drank at meals. But
when I'd quit coffee I'd have a severe
headache.
while visiting my mother-in-law
remarked that she always made such
good coffee, and asked her to tell me
how. She laughed and told me it was
easy TO make good coffee when you
use Postum.
II began to use Postum as soon as /
got home, and now we have the same
good coffee (Postum) every day, and
/ have no more trouble. Indigestion
is a thing of the past. and my COM
plexion has cleared up beautifully.
MY grandmother suffered great
deal with her stomach. Her doctor
told her to leave OFF coffee. She then
took tea but that was Just as bad
''She finally was induced to try Post
UNI which she has used for over a
year. She travelled during the winter
over the greater part of Iowa, visiting.
something she had not been able to
do for years. She says she owes her
present good health TO Postum"
Name given by Postum Co. Battle
Greek, Mich. Read The Road to Well
viIle." In pkgs.
Postum now comes IN two forms:
Regular Postum-must be well
boiled I5c and CSC packages.
Instant Postuni--is a sc'lble pow.
der. A teaspoonful dissolves quickly
In cup of hot water and. with cream
and sugar, makes a delicious beverages
Instantly. soc and SOC tins.
The cost per cup OF both kinds "a
about the same
There's Reason for Postum.
sold by Grocers
Northern Wisconsin advertiser. [volume] (Wabeno, Wis.) 1898-1925, 1914-06-05
TRITE REMARK STIRRED Film
Man Who Knew Very Well That
1t Was Raining.

It's quite a heavy shower we're
having" he said, cheelily, to the man
who had entered with his clothes
soaked and his umbrella dripping.
Yes, sir" replied the stranger, testi-
ly. lit is a heavy shower; but you have
failed to remark also the interesting
facts that the shower is falling down
ward from above, that it's wet show
er, and that 1t is raining on both sides
of the street. Also you have neglected
to observe that this is the year 1914.
that the earth Is round, and that there
are four seasons each year. But I'm
obliged to you for your information
about the weather"
And the stranger walked away, with
a glitter of wndictive triumph in his
eye.
Northern Wisconsin advertiser. [volume] (Wabeno, Wis.) 1898-1925, 1914-06-05

A rector of a certain English church
is somewhat portly gentleman, and
little inclined to be pompous. He
owns a small terrier called Rags.
On one occasion last summer Rags
escaped from his guardian and wan
,dered into the church just as his mas
ter was facing hascongregation, hold
ing up the aims basin in both hands.
That was Rags opportunity. He made
a bee line for the chancel, and paus-
ing before his master, whose eyes
we're piously elevated to the ceiling,
he sat up and begged!
Delight of the wicked and horror of
the pious!
Northern Wisconsin advertiser. [volume] (Wabeno, Wis.) 1898-1925, 1914-06-05

from the seasore precisely time for
something
msdoubt of their
1t is that the who put al that clever
world
next thouta any
a
and free him from that wire crate
him
telling
white horses Now take that
pulling
Northern Wisconsin advertiser. [volume] (Wabeno, Wis.) 1898-1925, 1914-06-05

INdIUTH ms pIUuuC6u IlUunLHIHS
whose buried wealth has entitled them
to be called mountains of silver and
gold, but it has remained for man to
produce a mountain of greenbacks.
Three departments of the United
States government have co-operated
in this project, which required the
united efforts of eleven experts for a
period of three months, and, in addi-
ton, cool million of Uncle Sans
macerated greenbacks for its surface.
i.,t dor,n 4ho CO;
Northern Wisconsin advertiser. [volume] (Wabeno, Wis.) 1898-1925, 1914-06-05


mnio
working modeof Yosemite
California
which all wewarbound tourists who
9 unequaled grandeur
United States
600 pounds
mi
Northern Wisconsin advertiser. [volume] (Wabeno, Wis.) 1898-1925, 1914-06-05

tary training. They are there by per-
mission of the French government,
given upon request of the United
States, and are welcomed in the
friendliest spirit. 1t appears to be
the intention of the war department
at Washington to have six officers con-
tinuously on service in France, so
that French experience and French
military science may from year to
year be available for the United
States army. Occasionally an English
officer or officers from the Balkan and
Northern Wisconsin advertiser. [volume] (Wabeno, Wis.) 1898-1925, 1914-06-05
Nav. Has the Last Word.

Willie-Paw, is there man in the
moon?
Paw-No, my son. 1t is a. woman.
Willie-But NAV says there is a
man in the moon.
Paw-Your NAV is wrong. If 1t
was a man 1t wouldn't change so
often
Maw-You go to bed, Willie.
Northern Wisconsin advertiser. [volume] (Wabeno, Wis.) 1898-1925, 1914-06-05
At 1890 p. M.

Wife, why does that young cub
stay out so Later"
II believe he's pleading with Mabel
for a goodnight kiss.
We'll, IL that is the only way to
get rid of him, authorize her to be-
stow it.
Northern Wisconsin advertiser. [volume] (Wabeno, Wis.) 1898-1925, 1914-06-05

mostly white-and many chickens In
crates And if you are lucky enough
to meet on the steps little, old man.
who looks like dried apple that had
a soul to it, he will tell you some
thing like this:
YES m. those pigeons know mar
ket days as well as the hucksters do.
They come from all over the city for
the bits of grain and green stuff that
get spilled or thrown away. And
every pigeon strikes it on time, like
o,,1I. foIInx, q train af meal times on
Northern Wisconsin advertiser. [volume] (Wabeno, Wis.) 1898-1925, 1914-06-05

Of all bird lovers. The primary OBJ
ject OF the census lis the preservation
OF this important game.
The count of the bird population
is &c, begin about May 80. and the de-
partment hopes TO have the final re-
suits in hand by June so. As be-
ginnislt ESQ correspondents In all parts
of the country viii assist in liking
the census. but voluntary observers
are expected to furnish most OF the
data for this undertaking
Northern Wisconsin advertiser. [volume] (Wabeno, Wis.) 1898-1925, 1914-06-05

Lyda Il. Plnkham 8
Y e ge ia bic Com
pound. When / first
began taking it |
was suffering from
female troubles for
some time and had
almost all kinds Of
aches-pains in low
er part of back and
in sides, end press
ing down pains. |
could not sleep and
Northern Wisconsin advertiser. [volume] (Wabeno, Wis.) 1898-1925, 1914-06-05
Uncle Sam Has veritabIe Mountain of Money

r. growing the gold
of traditional wllo
before there verbe mountain of
Northern Wisconsin advertiser. [volume] (Wabeno, Wis.) 1898-1925, 1914-06-05
Pigeons at Washington Know the Market Days

YOU National will notice
rckey htehed to droopy horses
Northern Wisconsin advertiser. [volume] (Wabeno, Wis.) 1898-1925, 1914-06-05

Washerwomen I'm Alabama are com
PEELED to register their names with
the city health departments.
Northern Wisconsin advertiser. [volume] (Wabeno, Wis.) 1898-1925, 1914-06-05
Couldn't Let II Pass.

First Scot-What about some liquid
refreshments?
Second Scot-No. Ah'm an abstain
er. But Ah'll ia the money or a
cigarrl-Glasgow Herald.
Northern Wisconsin advertiser. [volume] (Wabeno, Wis.) 1898-1925, 1914-06-05


to and
b birds increasing or
Northern Wisconsin advertiser. [volume] (Wabeno, Wis.) 1898-1925, 1914-06-05
United States to Take Census of National Bird Life


this
which will supervise the coopeIaton
Northern Wisconsin advertiser. [volume] (Wabeno, Wis.) 1898-1925, 1914-06-05

Alfalfa seed $780, Farms or sale crop pay
rents. j. Mulhall, 500 City. Ia.-Adv
Northern Wisconsin advertiser. [volume] (Wabeno, Wis.) 1898-1925, 1914-06-05
MRS. LYONS
ACHES And PAINS
Have All Gone Since Taking
Lydia E. Pinkham's Veg
etable Compound.

Ierre Hill, Pa" Kindly permit me
70 give you my testimonial in favor of
Northern Wisconsin advertiser. [volume] (Wabeno, Wis.) 1898-1925, 1914-06-05

An easy way to borrow trouble is
TO lend money.
Northern Wisconsin advertiser. [volume] (Wabeno, Wis.) 1898-1925, 1914-06-05
I.AnIEs CANMEAK SHOES

One ssse smaller after using Aliens foot-Ease. the
Antiseptic powder 20 be shaken into the shoes. IL
makes tight shoes feel easy. Just the thing
for dancing Refuse substitutes. For FREE trial
package address Allen .0lmsted. Lel,oy, N.Y. Adv.
Northern Wisconsin advertiser. [volume] (Wabeno, Wis.) 1898-1925, 1914-06-05

Many a guilty man escapes because
he is so small he goes right through
the net.
Northern Wisconsin advertiser. [volume] (Wabeno, Wis.) 1898-1925, 1914-06-05
U. S. Army Has Ten Officers Training in France

brings
wv United all
branches Of the service mill
Northern Wisconsin advertiser. [volume] (Wabeno, Wis.) 1898-1925, 1914-06-05
Important 70 Mothers
Its place.

@Tfis Is a rasping sort OF letter
Where shall I put it?"
ION the file, of course"
Connecticut western news., 1914-07-23
The Wonderful Aphis.

The aphis is in one way the most startling of all forms of insect life, for. although the females can and do lay eggs. its usual method of increase is by a sort of budding process, the young growing on the bodies of the parent exactly as brussels sprouts grow out of the stalks of the plant. The old pro- duce young at the rate of twenty-five a day, and as the young are at once ma ture each can produce its twenty-five on the following day. It positively frightens one to work this multiplica- tion out to conclusion. for 1t means this: Supposing that the aphide could increase and multiply without interfer- ence. the twenty-fifth generation would be d number too long to quote here. Put down 1 and follow it with twen- ty-eight naughts and you will be with in d few millions of it.
Connecticut western news., 1914-07-23
Tommy's Hobby,

The following happened in Man chester school the other day. The teacher had been speaking of unique and valuable collections of objects of art and interest and spoke of the fabu- lous wealth that had been expended by some of the collectors on their pc culiar hobbies.
 Thinking to obtain some idea of the characters of the members of his class In this direction, he asked them what they thought they would like to collect if they had plenty of money. Up went the hand of d boy who was not noted for particular brilliance-in fact, answers from him were very scarce on any subject So this oppor' tunity was seized by the teacher. ,. Well. Tommy, and what would you collect?"
 .t Rents. sir" was the prompt reply. The lesson was changed and that teacher is recovering from the shock London Tit-Bits.