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The San Juan islander. [volume] (Friday Harbor, Wash.) 1898-1914, 1914-01-16
If YOU NEED A MEDICINE,
YOU SHOULD HAVE THE BEST

Although there are hundreds of pre-
parations advertised, there is only one
that really stands out pre-eminent as
a remedy for diseases of the kidneys,
liver and bladder.
DR.. Kilmer's Swamp-RoOt stands the
highest, for the reason that SO many
people say is has proved to be just
The remedy needed in thousands upon
thousands of even the most distress
ing cases.
Swamp-Root makes friends quickly
because it's mild and immediate effect
is soon realized in most cases. It is
gentle, healing vegetable compound.
Dr.. Kilmer's Swamp-Root is physi-
clans prescription for special diseases
which is not recommended for every
thing.
"A Sworn Certificate Of Purity is
with every bottle.
For sale at all drug stores, in bottles
Of two -fifty-cents and one-dol-
lar.
Sample Size Bottle Of Swamp Root.
n order to prove what Swamp-R Root,
the great kidney, liver and bladder
remedy will do for you. every reader
nf this paper who has not already
iried It, may receive a sample size
bottle by Parcels Post. Enclose ten
cents and send to DR.. Kilmer q CO..
Binxhamton, N. Y. Write today.
The San Juan islander. [volume] (Friday Harbor, Wash.) 1898-1914, 1914-01-16
END STOMACH TROUBLE.
GASES OR DYSPEPSIA
rspes DlapepsIn" makes Sick, Sour.
classy Stomachs surely feel fine
In five minutes.

II what you just ate is souring on
your stomach or lies like lump Of
lead' refusing to digest, or you belch
gas. and eructate sour, undigested
1000, or have a feeling Of dizziness.
heartburn. fullness. nausea, bad taste
IN mouth and stomach-headache, you
can get blessed relief in five minutes.
Put an end to stomach trouble forever
Dy getting large fifty-cent case of
Pape's Diapepsin from any drug store.
You realize in five minutes how need
less 1t Is to suffer from indigestion,
dyspepsia or any stomach disorder.
It's the quickest, surest stomach doc
TOT IN the world. It's wonderful.
The San Juan islander. [volume] (Friday Harbor, Wash.) 1898-1914, 1914-01-16
One on Richard Hardino DavI

One on Richard Harding Davis.
"A dreadful story is in circulation
about Richard Harding Davis, the nov.
elist.
Mr.. Davis, as everybody knows, is
a wit. He was therefore terribly an.
noyed the other day to hear that q
brother author has spoken unfayor.
ANY OF his witticisms. Coming upon
this brother author, he said:
My boy, I hear. that in a house
where other people were kind enough
to consider me witty you declared that
was not so. Is this true?''
No; not a word of truth in it," the
other answered cheerily II was never
in a house in my life where anybody
considered you witty Philadelphia
Record.
The San Juan islander. [volume] (Friday Harbor, Wash.) 1898-1914, 1914-01-16
TAKES OFF DANDRUFF,
HAIR STOPS FALLING
Save your hairl Get 25-cent bottle
OF Danderine right now-AIso
stops itching scalp.

Thin. brittle, colorless and scraggy
hair is mute evidence Of neglected
scalp; of dandruff-that awful scurf.
There is nothing so destructive to
the hair as dandruff. It robs the hair
of its lustre, its strength and its very
life; eventually producing feverish-
ness and itching of the scalp, which
II not remedied causes the hair roots
TO shrink, loosen and die-then the
hair falls out fast. A little Danderine
tonlght-now-any time-will surely
save your hair.
Get 25-cent bottle Of Knowlton's
Danderine from any drug store You
surely can have beautiful hair and
lots OF it if you will just try a little
Danderine. Save your hair! Try it.
The San Juan islander. [volume] (Friday Harbor, Wash.) 1898-1914, 1914-01-16
Couldn't Miss It.

Down at a southern race course
which I shall designate no more than
to say that it's place where you lose
your money in the winter time, took
4 young lady out to the track and she
insisted on placing bet on a horse.
She wouldn't even let me help her
do it.
The horse did worse than to come
In last. He turned around and ran
the other way. / said:
well, you lost your bet. The horse
you had your money on is running
the wrong way"
She gurgled with satisfied glee.
"Shows that a woman's instinct
can't go wrong" she answered tri-
umphantly. II played him both ways. -
Cleveland Plain Dealer.
The San Juan islander. [volume] (Friday Harbor, Wash.) 1898-1914, 1914-01-16
Kept on "Layin'."

Anthony Comstock, at a luncheon in
New York, said Of certain tabooed
books and plays:
"The motive Of these works was
perhaps all right. But the expression
the form, was bad. And that spoiled
the motive completely.
Expression form, you know. is ev
erything. Consider how the lack OF
1t spoiled the mason's speech.
"A mason at memorial service said
Of bricklayer who had been acct
dentally killed:
Yes, gents, looked out once on
the beauties of nature, and all was
cam. Our friend, deceased here, was
layin' a brick. / looked out once
again, and still all was cam, but ou1
friend, deceased, was no more He
was layin' a corpse Washington
Herald.
The San Juan islander. [volume] (Friday Harbor, Wash.) 1898-1914, 1914-01-16
Bancroft Pudding.

Cream four tablespoons butter and
one cup sugar and add one well
beaten egg. Sift one and one-half
cups flour with one-half teaspoon salt
and one teaspoon baking powder. Add
one-half cup of -four, to the first mix
ture, and beat thoroughly, then add
the rest of the -four anC one-half cup
of milk, alternately. Finally beat
one-quarter square chocolate into the
batter and bake 80 minutes in mod
crate oven.
Sauce-Beat two eggs until very
light, then add one cup Of confec-
toner's sugar and one cup of thick
cream. Beat until the whole is the
consistency Of whipped cream.
The San Juan islander. [volume] (Friday Harbor, Wash.) 1898-1914, 1914-01-16
a Gentle Hint.

-,oc speaking with your father
uigbt said the young man.
s W. n9 9orp you?" answered the sweet
Un American, lowering her eyes.
Ia smbot we're you talking about?"
, Tr" the likelihood of war with
,, aoO Your father said if there was
N' y. bp hoped it would be short"
w aoh ~ vps: | know papa is very much
. O to long engagements"
The San Juan islander. [volume] (Friday Harbor, Wash.) 1898-1914, 1914-01-16
candied Sweet Potatoes.

Method-Pare some even-sized
sweet potatoes and cut 1engthwise into
one-half-inch slices. Drop into hot wa
ter and boil ten minutes. Drain, place
a layer in fiat buttered baking pan,
season lightly with salt, pepper and a
sprinkling of sugar, dot with butter
and bake until tender ard golden
color. While several layers can be
baked in pan, for the sake of keep
ing the slices whole. one layer In a
large pan is best.
The San Juan islander. [volume] (Friday Harbor, Wash.) 1898-1914, 1914-01-16
NEVER OUT OF SEASON
DESSERT or cARAMELs ALWAYS
IN ORDER.
Standby Of the Hostess 10 This Dell.
ciOus confectIon-Many Methods
OF Serving It Have Been Put
on Record.

Caramel Is one Of the delicious des.
sert favors that are easy to prepare
regardless of the season. For the rea,
son caramel desserts are standbys win
ter and summer alike. A caramel
cake can be as easily made when the
markets are empty as when they are
full. Here is recipe for caramel
cake: Mix two cupfuls of butter until
they are creamy. Sift three cupfuls
of -four with three teaspoonfuls Of bak-
ing powder and add this, alternately
with q cupful of vanilla, and add the
stiffiy beaten whites Of four eggs.
Bake the batter in layers and fill with
caramel filling, made in this way: Mix
two cupfuls Of brown sugar with cup
full Of cream and add teaspoonful of
butter. Cook for three-quarters of an
hour. When it is partly cool add two
teaspoonfuls OF vanilla
This is another caramel filling: Boil
three cupfuls Of brown sugar, half
cupful Of condensed milk, a quarter OF
cupful Of water and tablespoonful
of butter for five minutes. Then take
from the fire, add a teaspoonful OF
vanilla and beat until it thickens. Add
three-quarters of cupful Of chopped
pecan nut meats.
Cream caramel sauce Is made by
browning two rounded tablespoonful
of granulated sugar and adding cup
full Of cream to it, then stirring and
cooking slowly until it is creamy.
Caramel Bavarian cream is made In
this way: Put two tablespoonful OF
granulated sugar in saucepan and
brown it over a hot fire. Add pint
of cream to it, and CRATE and add the
rind Of big lemon. Heat the cream
until it has dissolved the caramel.
Beat the yolks of six eggs and SIX
tablespoonfuls of granulated sugar to-
gether and when it is creamy add 1t
to the hot cream. Cook it over
hot water until it is smooth and
thick. Add four tablespoonful OF
granulated gelatine which has been
dissolved and let the mixture cool
When 1t is cool and is just beginning
to set whip in pint of stiff1y whip
ped cream. Pour the mixture into
mold, chill and serve.
This is the way to make caramel
custard: Cook four tablespoonful OF
sugar until it is a light brown. Pour
it into a baking dish. Beat three eggs
with three tablespoonful of sugar.
Add a cupful and a half of cream or
rich milk and teaspoonful OF vanilla
Pour it into the baking dish on top OF
the caramel Bake in a pan OF water
until it is set. Instead of cooking this
custard in a big dish, a little of the
caramel can be put in each of half
dozen custard cups. and the custard
mixture poured over it. Then they
can be baked, and when they are
done turned out on individual dishes.
Serve cold.
Here is a recipe for caramel
mousse: Melt half curful Of sugar
until it is dark brown and add a
cupful of boiling water. Cook 1t slow
" for IL minutes and then add to
1t a level tablespoonful Of graduated
gelatine which has been soaking till
it is soft. Cool the mixture and add
pint of thick cream, whip 1t stih.
and pack in a mold in ice and salt for
three hours.
The San Juan islander. [volume] (Friday Harbor, Wash.) 1898-1914, 1914-01-16

sSsolopva experts in Chemistry and
ssss b esSS nov now declare what has all
story thai ctohtended by the Swift Lab
: bdemaaes The germs of blood disorders
a H' IN the intersticss Of the it's
II r aefein is where S. s. s. goes to
|stuly hoy effectively and with won
Ills fauslceable results.
.sdacnal l oo blood purifier contains
n ssatial 10 thaiponents Just as vftaI ana
sssats ~ healthy blood as the nutritive
N Tie srs. wheat, roast beef, and fats
w that make up our daily
Ia n S,sr OF fact there IL one ingre-
Pose Of o. .. ). which serves the active
|sas boSvS STIMULATING each cellular part
aon Of ~; ~ the healthy and judicious
ks whv rs - own essential nutriment.
N Why T. Il regenerates the blood sup
ss IN ova mas such a tremendous In
nd all Ii1Tsar,c,oming eczema, rash. PIN
." akin atflictiopa 8
The San Juan islander. [volume] (Friday Harbor, Wash.) 1898-1914, 1914-01-16
A Pittsburq Episode.

Homeward bound after a night with
the boys, a Pittsburg man paused to
investigate the mysteries of milk
depot and came to grief in conglom-
GRAFTON of milk, milk cans and bottles.
The outraged milkmen elected him SO
forcibly that he crashed through the
window of a one-armed lunchroom.
whats the trouble here?" asked a
policeman, attracted by the noise.
milk stew to take out!" sang the
man behind the counter.-Buffalo Elk
press.
The San Juan islander. [volume] (Friday Harbor, Wash.) 1898-1914, 1914-01-16
Free to Our Readers

Write Murine Eye Remedy Co., Chicago, for
4Spage illustrated Eye Book Free. Write all
about Your Eye Trouble and they will advise
as to the Proper Application of the Murine
Eye Remedies in Your Special Case. Your
Druggist will tell you that Murine Relieves
Sore Eyes, Strengthens Weak Eyes. Doesn't
Smart, Soothes Eye Pain, and sells for Soc.
Try It in Your Eyes and in Baby's Eyes for
6caly Eyelids and Granulation.
The San Juan islander. [volume] (Friday Harbor, Wash.) 1898-1914, 1914-01-16

The number of articles handled by
the Egyptian postoffice department
during 1912 is estimated at 81,619, 59S,
about 10000 more than in 1911.
Wages distributed to white miners
in British South Africa during the
first six months of 1912 totaled $685.
100000.
The San Juan islander. [volume] (Friday Harbor, Wash.) 1898-1914, 1914-01-16
FRIED Celery.

Wash, scrape and cut celery into
three-inch pieces. dip in batter and
fry In deep hot Fat. Serve with to-
mato sauce For the batter mix one
hall cup Of bread flour, one-fourth tear
snoon Of salt, few grains Of pepper,
one-half cup milk and one egg well
beaten
The San Juan islander. [volume] (Friday Harbor, Wash.) 1898-1914, 1914-01-16
Wheeler Is Well Named.

Gibbs-Did you succeed in raising
the other 10 you needed to pay your
tailor?
Dibbs Hang it all, no! I boned
Wheedler for it, but before could
get away from him he'd borrowed the
10 I'd got from him.
The San Juan islander. [volume] (Friday Harbor, Wash.) 1898-1914, 1914-01-16
A War Story.

who are your" demanded Juarez
saloonkeeper of man who had been
hanging around for several days.
II am the rebel army"
"That may be. But you'll have to
keep away from my free lunch coun-
ter"
''That is impossible, senior. It is my
base of supplies
The San Juan islander. [volume] (Friday Harbor, Wash.) 1898-1914, 1914-01-16
Usual Way.

Uho are we going to blame this
reck on" o.,
anybody killed?'
zone man"
pRIame it on him, of course" Pitts
sug Post
The San Juan islander. [volume] (Friday Harbor, Wash.) 1898-1914, 1914-01-16
Cruelty

Cruelty.
"Supposing I decided to let you
have the money, how do know that
I shall get it back at the time you
mention?" said Spiffkins.
II promise it, my boy, on the word
of a gentleman" replied Biffkins.
"Ah, in that case l may think better
of it. Come round this evening and
bring him with you."- Princeton tt
ger.
The San Juan islander. [volume] (Friday Harbor, Wash.) 1898-1914, 1914-01-16

A number of prominent British la.
Dor leaders are planning a new policy
which, eliminating the benevolent fea-
ture of the unions, will leave all the
funds to supply the war chest; in
other words, will convert the trade
unions into fighting machine.
The San Juan islander. [volume] (Friday Harbor, Wash.) 1898-1914, 1914-01-16
Aunt SalIy's PUDDING.

Crumb any or all kinds of stale cake
quite fine. Stir the white of an egg
with just enough cold water to moisten
the crumbs, not allowing them to get
too soft Press this mixture into q
we'll buttered mold, with fitted COW
ar: boil for one hour; turn out while
hot and eat with hard or vanilla
sauce.
The San Juan islander. [volume] (Friday Harbor, Wash.) 1898-1914, 1914-01-16
Marvellous.

"Don't tell me there is nothing in
fortune telling" exclaimed the fiancee.
IT consulted one today and she de-
scribed you to dot
what did she say?" inquired the
fiance
"Said you had, thoughtful eyes, q
firm mouth and a noble brow"
The San Juan islander. [volume] (Friday Harbor, Wash.) 1898-1914, 1914-01-16

Our idea of promoter is a chap
who buys a gold brick at a bargain
and unloads it on some other chap at
profit.
The San Juan islander. [volume] (Friday Harbor, Wash.) 1898-1914, 1914-01-16
The Popular Fad.

"Well, this will be your sons last
year at college and football"
Eyes"
"Of course you're glad. He'll soon
settle down to something practical
and useful"
I'm afraid not"
"Eh?"
mo. He expects to be sociolo-
cleveland Plain Dealer.
The San Juan islander. [volume] (Friday Harbor, Wash.) 1898-1914, 1914-01-16

An aerial galloway Is miles long,
the greatest in the world, will be built
in northern India to provide transpor-
tation for region where the soil con-
ditions make a railroad impracticable
The San Juan islander. [volume] (Friday Harbor, Wash.) 1898-1914, 1914-01-16

Greece has limited supply of for
est timber. This is mostly mountain
pine, which does not yield a first
grade lumber.
The San Juan islander. [volume] (Friday Harbor, Wash.) 1898-1914, 1914-01-16

We always feel sorry for an helress,
she simply has to marry in self-de-
Tense.
The San Juan islander. [volume] (Friday Harbor, Wash.) 1898-1914, 1914-01-16

Always shake in Aliens Foot Ease, q powder.
It cures hot, sweating, aching, swollen feet
Cures corns, ingrowing nails and bunions. At
al druggists and shoe stores, 25c: Don't accept
any su bstitute. Sample mailed FREE. Address
Allen s. Olmsted, LIE Roy. N. Y.
The San Juan islander. [volume] (Friday Harbor, Wash.) 1898-1914, 1914-01-16
Gr0ND-HAND MACHINERY

Wv - and exchanged: engines, boilers.
snfht sou 9n Sen Send for Stock List and Prices.
sgnsT eI MARTIN CO.. SO LIST ST.. Portland. Or.
The San Juan islander. [volume] (Friday Harbor, Wash.) 1898-1914, 1914-01-16

The farmers and vage-earners OF
Tennessee have progressed rapidly
with their cooperative union, both In
the country and in the city, and they
now have their first store in Memphis.
The San Juan islander. [volume] (Friday Harbor, Wash.) 1898-1914, 1914-01-16

Probably some men hesitate ABOUT
paying their debts because they 1ear
their creditors may have heart failure.
The San Juan islander. [volume] (Friday Harbor, Wash.) 1898-1914, 1914-01-16

"How much does Impecune owl
your"
"a cool thousand"
"Ah! Cool but not collected, eh!"
The San Juan islander. [volume] (Friday Harbor, Wash.) 1898-1914, 1914-01-16

Greece annually produces more than
r0OOOOO pounds of tobacco.
The San Juan islander. [volume] (Friday Harbor, Wash.) 1898-1914, 1914-01-16

Anyway, false hair looks better on
a woman's head than when scattered
about on her dresser.
The San Juan islander. [volume] (Friday Harbor, Wash.) 1898-1914, 1914-01-16

Constipation causes many serious
diseases. 1t is thoroughly cured by
Doctor Pierce's Pleasant Pellets. One
a laxative, three for cathartic.
The San Juan islander. [volume] (Friday Harbor, Wash.) 1898-1914, 1914-01-16

Mothers win find Mrs. windows Soothing
Syrup the best remedy to use fog their children
during the teething period.
The San Juan islander. [volume] (Friday Harbor, Wash.) 1898-1914, 1914-01-16

Use Roman Eye Balsam for scalding sen.
station in eyes and Inflammation of eyes or
eyelids. Adv.
The San Juan islander. [volume] (Friday Harbor, Wash.) 1898-1914, 1914-01-16

Worms expelled promptly from the human
system with DIR. Peery's Vermifuge "DeaA
Shot," Adv.
The San Juan islander. [volume] (Friday Harbor, Wash.) 1898-1914, 1914-01-16

Great Britain in 1907 made and sold
5000 ,OOO, 900 bricks.
The San Juan islander. [volume] (Friday Harbor, Wash.) 1898-1914, 1914-01-16

OF the 3,293,335 inhabitants of Mis-
souri,, 2,222,926 are native born
The San Juan islander. [volume] (Friday Harbor, Wash.) 1898-1914, 1914-01-16
.o1r1TRY
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t cnner. s. MaLlinGG control and Umpire work 90
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The San Juan islander. [volume] (Friday Harbor, Wash.) 1898-1914, 1914-01-16

Some remarkable flights have been
made in Russia recently by an aero
plane capable of carrying its crew, 10
passengers, enough fuel for 20 hours,
and 100 pounds additional weight.
The candy bill of the American girl
is $134,O00,000, $10,00O,OOO more than
the cost of the nations paint and var
nish.
The San Juan islander. [volume] (Friday Harbor, Wash.) 1898-1914, 1914-01-16
%7zen
&'eey1<,&ete
Praise Lydia E. Pinkham's Vegetable Compound

Women from the Atlantic to the Pacific from all sections
of this great country city large, village small
but that has written words of thanks for
health restored by Lydia E. Pinkhams Vegetable Com
pound No who is suffering from the ills peculiar
to should until she given this famous remedy
trial Is reasonable to believe that what it did for
these women it will do for any sick woman Z
Wonderful Case of Mrs. Stephenson,
on the Pacific Coast.
INpEpENpENoE OREeoM"I sick with what four doctor
called Nervous by them for several
would while then back the old again had
papiation antng spells
that spoon dropping the floor would nearly kill could not
lift hes weight without making me SICK TACT was about as
sick and miserable could be. medicines adj
vertse thought would them and am 50 thankful did for
they helped took about dozen bottles OF Lydia E.
Vegetable Compound and also used the sanatye WASH
are the only doctor employ liberty to publish this let
ter"-Alrs W. STEPHENSON, Independence Oregon.
The San Juan islander. [volume] (Friday Harbor, Wash.) 1898-1914, 1914-01-16
Wonderful Case of Mrs. Stephenson,
on the Pacific Coast.
A Grateful Atlantic Coast Woman.

HoDeDoN MEI feel duty owe to al woen %
fell what lydia e. Vegetable Compound did for One
year found myself terrible suereE had pains both safs
hack ached had no appetite could not Sleep
then would be SO mornings that could scarcely get around
thought would be better until 70 an
ton taking Lydia f. Pnkhams VegeapG
and soon felt like had palms, slept nad good
appetite fat and could do almost all my own Wor t6
shall always feel that owe my gooo neat " yo
medicine Mrs HAYWARD Sewers, Hodgdon Maine.
For 80 wears lydia E. Pinxham's Vegetable ME|NSSS0
compound has been standard remedy fOrfe- MVRGM
male No sick with woman,s aliments tV II EnM
herself if she does not try tnIs Ia II "a &VK
NOUS from roots and herDs, ~ II IN u III
has restored somany suffering women TO nealtn' IL w
rDWrite to LYDIA EPINKHAM MEDICINECO. lN\ SA.X I'M
@aS (CONFTDENTIAL) MASS. for advIce: NISTNIW
letter opened read ana ansWeSou A1gIS1
nv woman and held strict confidence.
The day book. [volume] (Chicago, Ill.) 1911-1917, 1914-03-09

the state militia from the serious
charges that have been made
against it.
The subcommittee which is down
here, includes Representatives E. S.
Taylor, Colorado; R. NJ. Switzer,
Ohio; S. M. Taylor, Arkansas; Joseph
Howells, Utah, and Joseph Casey,
Pennsylvania. -.
Rees was guarded by Jim O'Don-
nell, Wadden-Mahon strikebreaker
and former Chicago policeman.
The day book. [volume] (Chicago, Ill.) 1911-1917, 1914-03-09
CALUMET PRoBERs IN CHICAGO
FOR SEVERAL DAYS

FOR SEVERAL DAYS
Chicago became the scene OF the
congressional investigation into the
Calumet, Mich, mines strike today
when the subcommittee of the
ing came to the city and announced
they would hold sessions here for
several days to come.
Gen. Abbey, who is in charge of the
Michigan state militia, which did so,
much damage during the early days
of the Calumet strike, was to have
been the first witness, but did not
reach the city in time and will go on
this afternoon.
The committee met in the Hotel
LaSalle. A clash between Attorney
A. F. Rees, representing the mine
owners, and Judge C. N. Hilton and
Angus M. Kerr, counsel for the West
ern Federation of Miners, marked
the morning session.
Rees began from the testimony of
Vice President Charles E. Mahoney
of the Western Federation of Miners
before the Department of Labor in
Washington.
Before he had gone far the attor-
neys for. the miners saw that he was
only reading such part as he might
twist into advantageous evidence for
the mine bosses, and they read what
he omitted. Rees tried to create the
impression that the state militia had
been called out only when the Calu-
met district was in a state of riot.
Hilton and Kerr called him on this
and showed that during all the trou
BILE in Calumet only one member of
the militia was injured.
They also pointed out that the mill
tia all the time it was in Calumet did
work that proved of great aid to the
mine bosses.
Rees had said that the county SUI
pervisor of Houghton had called in
the militia because conditions became