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Albuquerque morning journal. [volume] (Albuquerque, N.M.) 1903-1926, 1914-03-08

have gone while these two or three
feet OF black soil have gathered on
The sunken roofs Of the fallen cave
honest
AT least 1000 years before Christ
say the biologists, our cayemen drop
ped into oblivion and their homes had
begun to decay
IN uncovering something over
thirty Of these homes. Professor Gill
der has established the general char
Iaeter Of the caves and their contents.
The floor IS srewn with charred
sticks, reeds, coarse grasses and
charrcd corncobs. In the floor Of
every cave is found a cache where
most Of the domestic utensils and the
other valuables are hidden. II is this
cache that the archeologist always
seeks. Sometimes there are several
In the same cave. The mouth Of the
cache is always found plugged with a
I layer Of burnt clay ON top of this
Is q layer Of ashes Beneath an, the
cavity widens like jug or bottle
often TO the size Of q hogshead
Albuquerque morning journal. [volume] (Albuquerque, N.M.) 1903-1926, 1914-03-08
IN PRAISE on A woMAN.

Mrs Stevenson was the exact .oppo-
site Of her husband in most things
She was quick, practical accurate and
had a normal doNtcrity in housckeep-
ing way beyond the lot Of mos,
women. With an his half-invalid, Lam
guid dilctnnte ways, Robert Louis
adored the man or woman who could
40 things Perhaps this Is why his
heart went out Ga those who so down
To the sea in ships the folk whose
work Is founded not on theories, but
on absolute mathematical laws.
In their sixteen years Of married
life Robert Louis never tired Of watch
ing Fanny 0t her housekeeping TO
see her turn the faplaeks by "a simple
twist OF the wrist is a delight not soon
70 be forgotten and nay joy Is 10 sea
her hanging clothes on the line IN %
high wind
Mrs Stevenson made good an that
Robert Louis lacked In physique She
was small but stury and strong
Mentally SHE vas very practical. very
sensible, very patient Then she had
Wit insight sympathy and that fluid
ity q spirit which belongs only 10 the
elect few who know that nothing
really matters mitch either way.
Albuquerque morning journal. [volume] (Albuquerque, N.M.) 1903-1926, 1914-03-08

Mexico homesieads 10 Gao acres. That
win help some provided q liberal use
Of the public domain may no had by
these small ranchcrs But no man
can make d living On q section of arid
lond, nor on ten sections But the
easterncr cannot understand such
facts TIE has an idea that home
stead OF $40 acres tends to monopoly
and That granting So much Is a waste
n the resources o. the country.
For q century wc grew a surplus Of
food, vegetable and animal. for ex-
port or choap homo consumption. Ma
turallg we grew il cheaply and waste
fully For ten years we have been
approaching a deficit 81 both Na.
uraliy we are planning To- recover our
lcst standing ~ encouraging settlers
on the public domain under condi
lions making e possible for them 20
live and mike money Also. we arc
bringing science 70 bear on the prob.
lem, as u Is known that we have
nothing like approached cur produc-
ton capacity
For instance. from the Statistical
Abstract we learn that the United
States has an average OF twenty food
onimah 20 The square mile, while Bel
eium ana Holland each have 100.
Denmark iJ0 and the United King.
dom 100.
Albuquerque morning journal. [volume] (Albuquerque, N.M.) 1903-1926, 1914-03-08
Not So Wfse

- u not so sure az / used 90 be
That | am SO very wise
When ] was Just twenty-five or
three
III ia brain Of mammoth size.
7 knew most an there was 10
know,
And ! carried n bulging brow.
Hut I've found that q lot Of IL was
not so.
And I'm not 50 learned now
I'm not 20 sure that I'm always
right
AS ! used 70 be back then
I'm not so Keen rs ! was, TO slight
The wisdom Of other men
Oh. ] used 70 think that knew
It an
And goi into many a row,
But I'VE found that most Of my
brain was gall,
Ana I'm not so learned now
I'm not 70 sure that I know what's
what
And I'm not so quick 20 sneer
For I've found OF wisdom thore is
lot
That isn't exactly clear
And many things that ] thought I
know
I've had TO unlearn somehow:
And I'm sometimes puzzled Just
what 20 do,
For I'm not 40 learned now.
Albuquerque morning journal. [volume] (Albuquerque, N.M.) 1903-1926, 1914-03-08
With Exchanges
pmLANTnRopIo PHONoGRApH.

Detroit Free Press.J
Yes the world is fun Of genial phil
Ianlhropsts. Some found Libraries,
others start universities or hospitals
OF what not, and are praised by
grateful posterity; you know others
90 about doing little kindly acts Of
assistance 70 their fellow men all the
days Of their lives, acquiring no fame,
perhaps, and no statues erected by n
grateful people-but living long in
happy memories. Others 90 about
doing things they fancy are highly
helpful but which are open TO ques-
ton as TO their value. Among the
minor philanthroplsts we mag class
Mr. Frank w. Smith, of Baltimore.
Mr.. smith owns monograph and, "a
wheelbarrow, When he hears Of an
invalid who IL unable to get out into
the open Mr.. Smith puts his phono-
graph on the wheelbarrow ana goes
TO the home Of the invalid. Outside
or inside that home Mr. Smith starts
that phonograph and treats the in
valid 20 "a hearing OF an the records
he possesses and then makes good
his escape. Of course What class OF
philanthropy does Mr. smith properly
belong 10? Can't you guess that for
yourself?
Albuquerque morning journal. [volume] (Albuquerque, N.M.) 1903-1926, 1914-03-08
Tnoors Acnoss am nonpEn2

A+NtW hih N hlid.l
There Is discussion in Washing
ton Of the question whether the intro
ducton OF a body of United States
troops into northern MeNico would be
an act of war. IL is held that as there
ia no government in1hat region which
is generally recognized, we are free
TO operate there as we choose.
Ia an such cases everything de-
Ponds upon the purposes OF the inva
sion and the immediate results. In
company with other powers we sent
troops to Picking at The time Of the
Boxer uprising IN 1900, and blood was
shed. but it was not war We occu-
pied cuba IN 1896 ana restored con-
stimtional government to the island.
but II was not war; We landed troopa
In Nicaragua in 1912, and, with % loss
of three lives on our part put down
lawless rebellion, but It was not war.
AS Gladstone said In the commons ON
"a memorable occasion, these were
military operations"
War is usually declared after 1t is
a fact Az the beginnings of war are
rarely foreseen. In nearly all eases the
results of war are not what was ex-
pected with very benevolent pur-
poses We might put armed forces into
Mexico at q dozen points ana preeipi.
tate no war. ON the other hand, the
appearance of am American force
south OF the Rio Grandc on any errand
might be the one thing needed 10
start n war with serious results.
The idea OF sending troops into
Mexico 90 reclaim The body OF Benton,
the British subject executed by Gen
eral villa, is iingoistic nonsense. IT,
we ever again cross the river with
arms. it should not be 90 rifle grave
yards but 90 establish peace and order
Albuquerque morning journal. [volume] (Albuquerque, N.M.) 1903-1926, 1914-03-08
The Day in Congress
SEN ATE.
Not IN session today; meets Mon
lay


HOUSE.
Met ne noon.
Debate on agricultural approprla-
lion bill resumed
Speaker ozark denounced statc-
monts attacking the integrity Of hia
counting Of votes.
Republican Leader Mann led In an
ovation In tribute 10 the speakers
slxly-fourth birthday
Irrigation committee reported fa-
Nornbly tho homesteaders extension
period of payment for wator rights.
Rules committee continued Mana
han grain market inquiry
Democratic leaders agreed 10 press
Panama tolls exemption repeal mme-
dlately after pending appropriation
Bills
Rules committee concluded hear
lngs on Mnnahnn resolution for invcs-
tigation OF whoat pits
judiciary committee determined TO
attempt 20 conclude hearings on adj
minlstration anti trust measures by
March IL.
Interstate commerce sub-commit-
tee virtually completed trade commits
mon bin subject TO conference with
president ana attorney general
Adjourned az D. M, until noon
Monday
Albuquerque morning journal. [volume] (Albuquerque, N.M.) 1903-1926, 1914-03-08
The StOryteIIers
Looking Forward.

A Chicago physician was congrat-
ulatlng Orville Wright on his new
aeroplane stabilizer.
I'm taking a lot Of work from you
doctors / am afraid. said Mr..
Wright, with a mischievous smile. 81
feel sorry for The young Dayton med
ieal student ! heard about the other
day
Two medical students were dis
eussng their prospects in the profes
sion when one of them said
To succeed in medicine it is nee
essary to specialize
Decidedly agreed the other.
What speciality are you going to
Pm going to specialize IN nero
plane accidents--there1l be great fu-
ture there
Albuquerque morning journal. [volume] (Albuquerque, N.M.) 1903-1926, 1914-03-08
run mon COST or roop.

The Journal pHhiHhea yesterday
morning statement from the de-
rarmont of labor dealing wlh the
hifh cost of food If was shown thar
tho highest point was reached No.
semher 10. Of last Year, and that
There have hctn only slight roduc.
ions slnoo that time The dopolt.
ment does na, aticmnt 10 discuss Inc
causes, ihoush the party la power
said formerly that the tariff was
mainly to blame
The fact j. there ID nothing the
matter with the United states now
but temporary excess Ia population
growth over increase ln food produc.
lion A large part of the increased
population at the country has gone
into the cities mrod there u.s. hlrh
wages. Thus increasing consumption
oui of proportion 10 production ou
the farms Increase OF economy and
efficiency in manufactures has ont.
rpn the Increase in agriculture. again
increasing the proportion Of con.
sanpiiou IS making arusanshlp
more attractive
Crude farming has exhausted tho
urfaee richness Of tho soll postpon-
ins the deeper search Tor fertility ANA
the removal Of plant food Withdrawn
The total production OF cereals has
barely Increased dnrae he past tcn'
wears white population has Increased
fifteen millions The production off
minor foods fruits anl seeds has as
tualN decreased. though the money
value Of an has increased
cattle statistics ais moro specific.
as The subject has boon under special.
observation. Moa OF the cereal ng
ures end before 1910 thr lat cen-
sua year but thc department 81 aefl.
culture reports that thc food animals
~ the country hHse fallen off mer,
than seven millions while iha num-
Der Of people has Increased about
seven millions
Beef cattle show the hreeft de-.
crease and boss tho smallest Tho
price ~ beef has Increased So por
rent and that 81 hogs 10 The dcep-
esq cui has been made n cattle
through the abolition CT the western
ranges and failure 90 substitute
quickly farm breeding and farm fend.
ns
congressmen have hopes Il the.
passage Of a hli 10 increase New
Albuquerque morning journal. [volume] (Albuquerque, N.M.) 1903-1926, 1914-03-08
EACm CIAIMs CREnrr.

ITWIIHUVIUHIH IWUNc IHUgDT-I
The New York sun and Tribune
are quarreliug as 20 which originated
the suggestion for a concert OF Ameri-
can powers to establish order In Mex
leo yet neither by any possibility can
establish a claim 90 precedence The
Public Ledger and the Boston Tran
script might with proprieiy point TO-
their early advocacy Of the plan, but
il really originated In common sense.
In the writings and suggestions OF
astute statesmen during "A period OF
many years, and there is no reason
why credit should be sought hy or
given 60 anyone The essential thing
Be- TO have Be put into effect.
Albuquerque morning journal. [volume] (Albuquerque, N.M.) 1903-1926, 1914-03-08
Buffalo WdLlOws"
Underground Dwellings,


Professor Robert w. Gnder, arch
eologiat for the University OF Ne
braska, Inns made the curious dis
coyory that the familiar "buffll,
Wollows " The west We're never
made hy huffaloes They are In.
stead the ruins OF underground dwell.
mgs n which thousands of years
ago lived a. race which vanished other
thousands OF years ago
The "wallows' we're thought to d,
what their name indicates even bS
The Indians, thus proving that the
red men themselves knew nothing of
the race that made the dens.
The modern Indians were Just as
much surprised as the whites when
they discovered what Professor Gill
der was taking ont OF the old lndenta-
tons The Archaeological would point
10 one ~ the "WalloWs' and then
tell the little audience just what ne
would find Ia a. This he was en-
ahlod to 90 hy reason or the curious
similarity In the arraneemont of end
the THINGS found in the dens The
indians We're appalled,. however. by
whit they thought his uucanny in
sleht ana now they call him Man
Who-Sces-Through- the. Grounds"
Tho curious people were skilled On
The art 90 making pottery and i'm
turning ONT realistic heads aud ngu-
rincs in clay and stone. An their un
dereround houses and caves were
built In the shape OF squares. These
rectangles. oddly enough. do not
square like many prmeyai dwellings,
with the points Of the compass. hut
with the north STAR which Is a few
degrees OF due north. The majority
of the caves have their entrances al
the south, and some have lnclines
fifty feet long leading down TO the
door.
This mysterious people dwelt by
millions on tho prarics. Professor
Glider has uncovered near the west
hank of the Missouri river. near
Omaha. what appears to have been a
metropolis of the race Ethnologists
who have examined the relics have
found NO resemblance with either the
pre-Columblan Indians or with the
mound builders
There Is no Glow 90 indicate who
these people wero cor how they were
wiped out Nor ls "a clear what con-
diuone forced whole race to live
in burrows beneath the ground.
However among the ruins Of the
H..H d
has found ID little carved head Of
pink sn0pslone,
The little pink head IS Egyptian I'm
every feature 10 Is delicately carved
lnd highly polished II Is Egyptian
IN hoaddress. having even the rectan-
suhr oarguard Worn hy the Egyp-
Iians IL is more than Egyptian. "a
resembles thc face OF Ramcses m
himself if the marble husls In ORR
entail museums today are images Of
,he Egyptian king and the mummy
I'm the sands of Egypt In
1881 and now reposlng in the Boulak
museum at Cairo is really his corpse.
Another clay Image has the pres
ncunccdN sloping eyes peculiar tol
hiaese.
biologists have furnished some as
iiftanpe 90 the archnculogists IN de-
.ermlning the probable age OF the
ruins ~ takes years for black soil
.o accumulate whore 10 is not washed
n This soil accumulates from de-
aging grasses Darwin once made
in experiment in the acere,ion Of soil.
Ind computed that but little over an
nch collected in hundred years
HoW many centuries. then, may
Albuquerque morning journal. [volume] (Albuquerque, N.M.) 1903-1926, 1914-03-08

State q Ohio City Of Toledo. Lucas County. So,
Frank J. Cheney makes oath that he Il senior
partner Of the hrm Of +. Cheney 4 Co. do
Ing business fl the City Of Toledo County aud
state aforesaid, and Thar said firm viii pay
the sum Of ONE HUNDRED DOLLARS for
nach and every ease ~ Catarfh that cannot De
cured By The use Of Halls Catarrh Cure.
FRANK J. CHENEY.
Sworn 20 before me ana subscribed In my
presence. th.s bth day e December. A. D. 1856
seal. A. W. GLEASON
Notary Public.
Halls CataFrh Cure IS taken internally and
aets directly upon the blood and mucous sur
faces OF the system. Send for TESTIMONIALS
Tree,
y J CHENEY & CO. Toledo. o,
Sold by all Druggists IJ,.
Take Halls Family pills FOR constipation.
Albuquerque morning journal. [volume] (Albuquerque, N.M.) 1903-1926, 1914-03-08
THE NEw ELDoRADo.

The western part Of South America
is bidding for capital and people with
which 10 develop tho latent resources
Of that section The nations 81 west.
crn South America Colombia, Eeaa-
dor Peru, Bolivia ana Chiie---hayo
boon countries out Of line with tho
worlds development beeauae Of their
Isolation. with the opening OF the
Panama canal they VIII be almost
directly south OF Pittsburgh with wa.
ter transportation 20 the ports " the
ulf and Atlantic statos Of this coun-
try
AN sorts NJ climate may be found
there, Much OF chile ia in tho tome
perate zone and tho southern part Of
That country D. familiar with zero
weather IN the tropical sections
north the highlands rlso from tho
ocean and one may CHOOSE any sort
of climate. from the hot lewlnnds up
tc the eternal SHOWS OF the Andes.
There is unusual fertility Of soil.
Vnst forests Of untouched hardwoods.
including the best grades Of mahog-
ANY, mines from which The Ineas took
fabulous quantities Of gold and sill
Yer. Tin ana copper abound 10 IS
natures storehouse waiting FOR the
money and the enorgy Of this country
Is develop f.
Already hundreds Of millions of
dolmrs Of United states capital have
Hono into the construction Of rain.
roads and the opening and operation
of mines hut Americans nave done
little toward colonization and tho ex-
nloiiation of tho forests.
Albuquerque morning journal. [volume] (Albuquerque, N.M.) 1903-1926, 1914-03-08
The short and Long Of Il.

Apropos Of the Edwin brood mock
murder Trial recently conducted by
London literateurs, George AIDE said
az the Chicago Athletic club:
4 know a man, by the way, who has
o dog called Edwin brood"
why on earth" asked the club
feeder, docs your friend call his dog
by so strange a name as Edwin
Drood2 ?"
Because" Mr. AIDE replied, cts
tail is cut off short"
He mused a moment, and then
added.
MY friend has another dog called
Arnold Bennett"
Albuquerque morning journal. [volume] (Albuquerque, N.M.) 1903-1926, 1914-03-08
TIM Nrw BANK SYSTEM.

u Is announced from washington
that the regional reserve centcrs I'M
der the now banking law win be
ready for announcement vs. the first
% April ana that President Wilson
win have selected tho personnel Of
tho central reserve board ~ that
date
An hut about twenty-five of thc an-
proylmatoly 1900 national banks af
the country accepted tho new eonai-
tons before tbe lime expired March 4.
This was confidently expected In
rpito Of the protests ana throats
when The law wna bolng thrashcd out.
Tho state bani.s II tho country
made moro strenuous protest a.
me national banking hct when %
passed IA tho erlaia of The clyll war
bur iroopod under shelter OF u aa
sOan na II pissed beyond Influence or
change in tholr favor The national
hauka arc now Do closer relation Il
federal control than they were then
nnd had 10 choose between accepting
Tho new condition or becoming aute
banks under state control Appar-
entity not ono has taken tho second
alternative. Tor the national banks
which failed 20 come under the now
federal law are COINS out ~ business
entirely and probably would have
done NO had NO moss act boen passed
on tho other hand very few state
iauhs have changed "a the now fed
eral wstcm, though there ave more
than twice as many static banks and
trust companies aa nationals Tho
state Institutions were under NO con-
alralnt and propose to Wait and wee
how the now law works THOR htor
nciion win be tho roal test Of the
aliactiyenoaa Of the new federal ss-
tenn.
Tho ev-ofncio memtefs of the ceu.
tral board afe Secretary If the Treas.
my McAdoo and Comptroller WE
Hams The others win bee solicited
with great care ana With mo- reference
a. their political affiliations They
VIII all Pee mon of high character
and ~ expert knowledge of the subs
iect with which they have 20 deaf.
Albuquerque morning journal. [volume] (Albuquerque, N.M.) 1903-1926, 1914-03-08
The Reason Why.

In q discussion Of the divorce evil
Judge Ben y. Lindsey, during his New
York honeymoon, told this story Of an
unhappy marriage.
over their tea at the window Of
q Fifth avenue restaurant one woman
said 10 another.
There goes Jim's wife. she's
never at peace when Jim is out Of her
sight
" Dear mel said the second woman
is Il because She loves him 500?
No, it's because she knows him
So D."
Albuquerque morning journal. [volume] (Albuquerque, N.M.) 1903-1926, 1914-03-08
Dusty DInloenc.

What is the meaning Of that big
ID on the dustbin?" asked the new
servant
The naughty footman replied.
"Damsel the u displayed on the
dustbln denotes that the desparing
domestics of this detached domieile
desire that the deserving dustmen
during their daily diversions win deem
It their delighted duty TO dislodge dc
iberately and deity the dirt ana dust
deposited in that disagreeable dust.
bin -Tlt-Blts.
Albuquerque morning journal. [volume] (Albuquerque, N.M.) 1903-1926, 1914-03-08

Representative Carter Glass, the
promoter Of the new currency bill,
was talking about n man who had
wrong-hoadod IDEAS on finance
u argued with him for two hours. ~
said Representative Glass. ~ laid ali
the facts before him But Il was no
use. lie was obstinate, hopelessly OBJ
stinate."
Mr., Glass frowned and shook his
head Then he ended.
AN obstinate man, you know, does
not hold opinions-they hold him"
Albuquerque morning journal. [volume] (Albuquerque, N.M.) 1903-1926, 1914-03-08
rEw CHOW MENTALLY MTrR rs.

tAmeiicdn MugaHlne.)
ono fact which seems TO distinguish
superior from ordinary families is
that, while members of the latter
seem almost to stop growing az about
the ago OF 30, tho lives Of the former
deepen and expand even into the van
lshlng years Of old age II Is psyche
logical fact undoubtedly of eugeno
import. Superior individuals exert o
frightening of the period Of Elasticity
ana growth. Their personalities are
corrspondngly the richest from ex-
pericncC.
Albuquerque morning journal. [volume] (Albuquerque, N.M.) 1903-1926, 1914-03-08
Nv tho nerlli, NIelhnn

Aunp Wouldn't you ike % study
languages Bohhv9
Bobby 4 can talk two languages
now. nunty
You cnuf What are theygr
"Ensllah am baseball New YORK
Weekly
Albuquerque morning journal. [volume] (Albuquerque, N.M.) 1903-1926, 1914-03-08

Ftst chafIty Vlsilor : low dId
sou find poor Mrs uoieomhe
Second Charity Visitor - Nearly
frozen
First Charity Visitor 81 Nearly
frozon7 ! thought sd Andrews Help.
ms Hand society sent her a LOT Of
clothes
second Charity Nlaitor--lt dld. and
sho had them nll un--soyen neekab boo
waists and feur sic skirts-fife.
Albuquerque morning journal. [volume] (Albuquerque, N.M.) 1903-1926, 1914-03-08

'The Venus OF Milo would mover
have Joined On the op. OF votes Tor
women"
because she was too VOL satisfied
VIII The power 81 heaHtse"
"eh. not that she never would be
Table Ga take things into her own
hands Baltimore American
Albuquerque morning journal. [volume] (Albuquerque, N.M.) 1903-1926, 1914-03-08
Bits of HumOr


The men who once most wisely said
BE sure You're tleht then 40
ahead
Mieht wcll have added this. 10 wit.
"bc sure you're wrong before you
quit
New York sun.
Albuquerque morning journal. [volume] (Albuquerque, N.M.) 1903-1926, 1914-03-08

You never seem e. ser ans lettcrs
from your sweetheart
'nh nothing 20 eommonr ace as
that We exchange graphonhouo rec-
efds Kansas CITY journal
Albuquerque morning journal. [volume] (Albuquerque, N.M.) 1903-1926, 1914-03-08

And you want 90 marry mv daugh-
ter haVc sou any steady oceupa-
HOn
sure
What is it,"
Waiting FOR a sob at Ferda e"-
Cleveland Plain Dealer
Albuquerque morning journal. [volume] (Albuquerque, N.M.) 1903-1926, 1914-03-08

Tho Dostop Globe has an item
about hen peck TINT caused death
This viii be Of interest 10 husbands
everywhere.
Albuquerque morning journal. [volume] (Albuquerque, N.M.) 1903-1926, 1914-03-08

A scientist estimates that man
uses three hundred aud saveny-flye
hoEaheads of nif a minute Sat no ono
has estimated how many hogahoads
of hot air Is used by a politician
when De gets into action properly
Albuquerque morning journal. [volume] (Albuquerque, N.M.) 1903-1926, 1914-03-08

Felix Dlaz shows the family sense
lle Thinks ho sin remain la the unit
90 states Cor a while.
Albuquerque morning journal. [volume] (Albuquerque, N.M.) 1903-1926, 1914-03-08

Within a few weeks the snort Of
the laMnmowor Will be heard as 81
doshea on tho lot pursued by father
Albuquerque morning journal. [volume] (Albuquerque, N.M.) 1903-1926, 1914-03-08

Tho Austrian income tnx reaches
iho m1n who takes ia ne much rs
$500 Tho armed camp idea of ua-
Zion hha I'D dlmavnnlnGea.
Albuquerque morning journal. [volume] (Albuquerque, N.M.) 1903-1926, 1914-03-08
ALBUQUERQUE BUSINESS DIRECTORY
CLASSIFIED ALPHABETICALLY

CHAs. l.. KEPPLER g SON
maker OF awnings, porch curtains.
rents and anything in canvas.
Household goods bought and sold.
GOOD line OF new furniture. Sleep
ing porches our specially. Phone
s6h Sll-19 South Second Street.