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Western Kansas world. [volume] (WaKeeney, Kan.) 1885-current, 1914-01-24
His Stomach Troubles Over.

Mr.. Dyspeptic, would you not like
to feel that your stomach troubles
were over, that you could eat any
kind of food you desired without in
jury? That may seem so unlikely to
you that you do not even hope for an
ending of your trouble, but permit US
impossible. If others can be cured
permanently, and thousands have
been, why not you? John r. Barker,
of Battle Creek, Mich. is one of them.
He says, Il was tronbled with heart
burn, Indigestion and liver complaint
until / used Chaimberlain's Tablets,
then my trouble was over.n Sold by
all dealerS.-Adv.
Western Kansas world. [volume] (WaKeeney, Kan.) 1885-current, 1914-01-24

In the year ending June 80, 1913,
Kansas took second place in the pro-
duction of flour. The total was TO-
Cos, 566 barrels, or one and one-half
million more than in the preceding
year. The flour was ground by 1S2
mills from forty-nine and one-half
million bushels of wheat. The guam
THY of flour was enough to bread nine
and one-half million people; enough
for the entire population of the states
Of Kansas, Colorado, Montana. Wyo-
ming, New Mexico, Arizona, Utah,
Idaho, Nevada, California, Washing
ton and Oregon; or for all of the New
England and the states of Delaware
and Maryland. Kansas City, Mo-,
whose mills obtain the most of their
wheat from Kansas, ground , million
bushels. The products of these mills,
however, is not included in the Kan
sas total. The only state ahead of
Kansas in the production of flour is
Minnesota-The Earth.
Western Kansas world. [volume] (WaKeeney, Kan.) 1885-current, 1914-01-24
Wonderful Cough Remedy.

DIR. Kings New Discovery is known
everywhere as the remedy which will
surely stop a cough or cold. d. p.
Lawson of Edison, Tenn, writes:
:'Dr. Kings New Discovery is the
most wonderful cough, cold and
throat and lung medicine / ever sold
in my store. 1t can't be beat. Is sells
without any trouble at all. 1t needs
no guarantee This is true, because
DR.. Kings New Discovery will re-
leive the most obstinate of coughs
and colds. Lung troubles quickly
healed by its use. You SHOULD keep
bottle in the house at all times for
all the members of the family soc.
and S1.Oo. AT all druggists or by mail.
H. E. Bucklen & Co., Philadelphia or
ST. Louis.-Adv.
Western Kansas world. [volume] (WaKeeney, Kan.) 1885-current, 1914-01-24
Dope For Rural Route Patrons

Patrons of rural routes should re-
member that receiving mail daily en-
tails some obligation on their part.
Good service can only be brought
about by cooperation of the depart
ment, the employees, and patrons of
the routes All mail boxes should be
firmly set on strong post, the box
itself being four feet from the ground
and extending out from the post as
far as possible. Flags should be kept
constantly and properly in place and
not allowed to fall off. Every patron
should by all means have his name
neatly printed in plain letters on the
side of the box and avoid any posi-
bility of confusion The approach to
each box should be such that the car
rier can easily attend to the mail
without getting out of a rig or dis
mounting from a machine. Along
with this the general condition of
the roads should be looked after
thoroughly by the people living along
the routes. This is very necessary,
and each year, especially this year,
the government is laying considera-
BILE stress on the condition of the
roads for rural routes and that route
is least liable to trouble which is
regard for these regulations will more
thoroughly establish service than
anything else that can be done. This
applies to star routes as well.-Post-
masters Advocate.
Western Kansas world. [volume] (WaKeeney, Kan.) 1885-current, 1914-01-24
cENTENARIANs ARE NOT FEW
More Than Seven Thousand OF Them
In Europe at the Latest
Count.

Statistics gathered by the pains
taking Germans say that there were
in Europe, at the last count, more
than seven thousand persons over a
century old. The richer the country,
apparently, the fewer persons attain
extreme old age. Bulgaria heads the
list with 1888 centenarians, with its
neighbors, Roumania and Servia,
next with 1,7O4 and 573, Spain has
40 and France 213; no other coun-
try had more than 200; England had
only 90, and the three Scandinavian
states were at the bottom of the list,
Denmark having only two. Evident
ly the Balkans, scene of almost con-
slant war for the last century, is the
most likely place in which to attain
old age.
Western Kansas world. [volume] (WaKeeney, Kan.) 1885-current, 1914-01-24
Too Much for Him.

A timid looking little man took a
seat at the counter of a railroad eat
ing house and ordered ham and eggs
He looked bewildered says the Rail
road Mans Magazine when the waiter
turned his face toward the kitchen
and yelled vociferiously:
"a mogul with two headlights
A second later the little man said:
beg pardon, sir; I'd like to have
those eggs turned over
Blanket the headlights" yelled
the waiter.
An engineer next took his seat at
the counter. Wheat cakes and cof-
fee for mine" he said
Running orders, yelled the waiter
briskly and turned TO confront the
next one.
"a beefsteak well donea' said the
last arrival.
"A hot-box, and have it smoking, -
was the information given to the
cook.
Some scrambled egg. please, :"
piped an old lady with trepidation.
The waiter turned around and
lCnC0 VIVA eli OIl Lie lAdll
line.''
A boomer, brakeman noisly set
down his lamp and mounted one of
the stools Let's see your switch
list. he commanded. Gimme couple
of battleships and a pan of Murphy
on the main line and string of flats
on the siding" he ordered.
1t was the walters turn to look
mystitied.
s&Cut the cowcar off the Java train. .
continued the boomer, land switch
me a couple of life preservers for a
consolidation, and as it's a long drag
to the next-feed tank you better I'LL
the auxiliary to its full capacity.
Say interrupted the biscuit
shooter, I've only been here a week:
you left me behind at the first STOP y
Excuse me-" apologIzed the boom
er, II thought that you were an old
head Gimme a couple of pork chops
and some fried potatoes and side
order of wheat cakes Then for the
second course you can bring me cup
of black coffee and some doughnuts.
Fill up the lunch bucket, too, because
Western Kansas world. [volume] (WaKeeney, Kan.) 1885-current, 1914-01-24
Best Cough Medicine for Children.

II am very glad to say a few words
in praise of Chaimberlain's Cough
Remedy writes Mrs. Ida Dewey,
Milwaukee, Wis. II have used it for
years both for my children and for
myself and it never fails to relieve
and cure a cough or cold. No family
with children should be without it as
it gives almost immediate relief in
cases of Group Chamberlain
Cough Remedy is pleasant and safe to
take, which is of great Importance
when a medicine must be given to
young children. For sale by all deal
erS-AdV
Western Kansas world. [volume] (WaKeeney, Kan.) 1885-current, 1914-01-24

In the year 1913 there were 107 DAYS
when the sun did not shine in Kan
sas, and the year was the windiest in
Kansas in the twenty-seven years
that the government has maintained
a weather bureau for the state. 1t
had the fewest number of days of
freezing weather. 1t lacked a'great
deal of being the driest ever recorded,
and still Kansas had the worst
drought it ever had known. In fact,
the year stands tenth in dryness, but
the moisture came early and late in
the year. The total rainfuE for the
year was 1929 inches, 1.53 inches
more than the average yearly rainfall.
Only two other years had more snow
fall than did 1913. The average tenn
perature was p degrees above the
normal for the entire year, and Au-
gust lacked one degree of being the
warmest month the state ever had,
but the entire summer lacked half a
degree of equaling the heat record of
1903.-Osborne Farmer.
Western Kansas world. [volume] (WaKeeney, Kan.) 1885-current, 1914-01-24
TIME IS THE TEST
The Testimony Of Wa-Keeney People
Stands the Test.


The test of time is what tells the
tale The public soon finds out when
Misrepresentation are made, and
merit alone will stand the test of
time.
Wa-Keeney people appreciate merit,
and many months ago local citizens
publicly endorsed Doan's Kidney
Pills; they do so still. Would citizen
make the statement which follows
unless convinced that the article was
just as represented9 Below is testi-
mony such as the sufferer from kid
ney ills is looking for.
A. J. Johnson. Wa-Keeney, Kans.,
says: II often had to get up at night
to pass the kidney secretions and 1
was also bothered by pain in my back.
For a year was bothered in that
way and the medicine / used had no
effect. Finally 1 procured box of
Doan's Kidney Pills at Gibson's Drug
Store and they cured me. / have had
no need of Doan's Kidney Pills since
they cured me. You are welcome to
continue the publication of my
former endorsement
For sale by all dealers. Price soc.
Foster Milburn Co., Buffalo, N. Y,
sole agents for the United States.
Remember the name-Doan's-a
take no other.-Adv.
Western Kansas world. [volume] (WaKeeney, Kan.) 1885-current, 1914-01-24
First published JAM 10, 1914
Notice of Final Settlement

State of Kansas, Trego County, IS:
In the Probate Court in and for said
county.
In the matter of the estate of
Mrs H. o. Hodges, deceased
Creditors and all other persons in
tereSted in the aforesaid estate, are
hereby notified, that az the next reg
ular term of the Probate Court in
and for said county, TO be begun and
held at the court room in Wa-Kee-
ney, county of Trego, and state afore-
said. on the first Monday in the
month of February A. D. 1914, i
shall apply TO said court for full
and final settlement of said estate.
r. c. WILSON,
Executor of Mrs. H. o. Hodges, de-
ceased
January A. D. 1914.
Western Kansas world. [volume] (WaKeeney, Kan.) 1885-current, 1914-01-24

A Missouri poultryman is having
great luck in making his hens lay.
He attributes his success to the fact
that he wears straw hat every time
he goes out to feed his flock, thereby
making the hens think it is spring.
But the Missouri poultryman doesn't
have his psychology on straight The
real reason his hens respond to such
treatment is their deep, chicken
hearted sympathy for any gink that
comes through snow storm with a
straw hat on to bring them feed He
needs eggs rfrade for a Ia t--Kan-
sas Ind
Western Kansas world. [volume] (WaKeeney, Kan.) 1885-current, 1914-01-24
For Frost Bites and ch.pped Skin.

For frost bitten ears, fingers and
toes; chapped hands and lips, chill
blains, cold sores. red and rough skins,
there is nothing to equal Bucklen's
Arnica Salve. Stops the pain at once
and heals quickly In every home
there should be box handy all the
time. Best remedy for all skin
diseases, itching eczema, letter, piles,
etc, 25c. All druggists or by mail
H E. Buckien & Co.. Philadelphia or
St. Louis-Adv
Western Kansas world. [volume] (WaKeeney, Kan.) 1885-current, 1914-01-24

Loyalty to newspaper, as we I'M
derstand it, means nothing more
than continuous belief in its homes
ty and good Intentions general
readiness to ascribe its occasional
mistakes to something else than NAL
ice or corruption-a decent apprecia-
ton of journalistic conditions and
the many and great difficulties in the
way of producing perfect newspa-
per. This is all that any paper
should, or, as a matter of fact, does
demand, and even so much must be
earned, not once, but every day. The
reader who stops his subscription be-
cause he disagrees with something
his paper says acts within its legal
rights, but he stands convicted of a
lack of wisdom, and he infiicts appre-
ciable injury upon himself. Also,
though he doesn't realize it, he at
Jempts to enslave the press to its ma
terial interests, since by implication
he says: eff you want my money and
support you must express my views
and none other whatever your own
opinions may be. New York Times
Western Kansas world. [volume] (WaKeeney, Kan.) 1885-current, 1914-01-24

its long drag to the next hash fac
tory. Put the coffee in the bottom
and fill up the upper deck with sand
witches and pie"
1--WE got you, Steve, replied the
-Phillipsburg Dispatch.
Western Kansas world. [volume] (WaKeeney, Kan.) 1885-current, 1914-01-24
CUISINE IGNORED.

81 hope you can speak good word
for our place, SIR said the restaur-
ant proprietor in his most conciliat-
ing tones.
sUm, yes, cam answered the
grouchy diner The view from this
window is excellent"
Western Kansas world. [volume] (WaKeeney, Kan.) 1885-current, 1914-01-24
OFTEN THE CASE

sMy wife doesn't find it SO hard
running the house now that the cook
has left"
Crest of the household satisfied ?"
eyes; the cook was the main
kicker, after all"
Western Kansas world. [volume] (WaKeeney, Kan.) 1885-current, 1914-01-24
An IDEAL Woman's Laxative.

Who wants to take salts, or castor
oil, when there is nothing better than
Dr. Kings New Life Pills for all
bowel troubles. They act gently and
naturally on the stomach and liver,
stimulate and regulate your bowels
and tone up the entire system. Price
25c. At all druggists. H. E. Buck
Western Kansas world. [volume] (WaKeeney, Kan.) 1885-current, 1914-01-24
UTILIZING GRAVITY.

Man Con dock)-What are you
rowing with that trunk in the bow
of the boat for, Pat?
Pat-Sure, an if it was in the
stern, wouldn't / be rowin' uphill
all the time? An this way Pm
rowin' downhin all the time !-Yal
Record.
Western Kansas world. [volume] (WaKeeney, Kan.) 1885-current, 1914-01-24
SINE QUA NON.

Mabel-Poor Mrs. Goldoll Lost
her husband, they say.
Mayme-Yes The cook told her
that she would not stay on the place
with Mr.. Goldol, so. she fired her
husband Judge.
Western Kansas world. [volume] (WaKeeney, Kan.) 1885-current, 1914-01-24

/ hereby announce myself a cand-
idate for the nomination for the of
ice of register of deeds of Trego
county, subject to the decision of the
Democratic voters at the August pri-
mary. MARGARET SwIGeETT.
Western Kansas world. [volume] (WaKeeney, Kan.) 1885-current, 1914-01-24
ANNOUNCEMENTS

/ am candidate for Judge of this
the Twenty-third Judicial District of
Kansas, subject to the action of the
voters of the district at the August
primary, 1914, as provided by the nom
partisan Judiciary ballot law
L. b. BEARDSLEY.
Western Kansas world. [volume] (WaKeeney, Kan.) 1885-current, 1914-01-24

L hereby announce my candidacy
for the Office of Sheriff of Trego
county subject TO the will of the Re-
publican voters at the August pri-
mary-E. w. ALTMAN.
Western Kansas world. [volume] (WaKeeney, Kan.) 1885-current, 1914-01-24

/ am a candidate for the nomina-
ton for the Office of Sheriff of Trego
county, subject to the decision of the
Demscratic voters at the August pri-
mary T. ii. HILLMAN-
Western Kansas world. [volume] (WaKeeney, Kan.) 1885-current, 1914-01-24
TO USE cAMELs.

Argentina is thinking of import
ing camels into certain of its semi
arid regions, to displace the horse
and OK.
Western Kansas world. [volume] (WaKeeney, Kan.) 1885-current, 1914-01-24
REVELATIONS.

eMy husband told me he was car
ried away with delight by the fancy
ball he attended the other night"
ssNo, not with delight. He was
carried away with the patrol wagon y
Western Kansas world. [volume] (WaKeeney, Kan.) 1885-current, 1914-01-24
THE REAL ONE.

"We took out the worst problem
play / ever came across"
What was the problem about ?"
GLOW to get our money back"
Western Kansas world. [volume] (WaKeeney, Kan.) 1885-current, 1914-01-24
WA-KEENEY. KANSAS
Chronic Constipation Cured

Five years ago had the worst ,
case OF chronic constipation / ever
knew OF, and Chaimberlain's Tablets
cured me- writes S. F. Fish, Brook
Ign, Mich For sale by all dealers
Adv.
Western Kansas world. [volume] (WaKeeney, Kan.) 1885-current, 1914-01-24
SUITABLE TREATMENT.

SHe acts as if he were the only
big gun in the whole Office"
Then, if he doesn't look out he'll
be fired"
Western Kansas world. [volume] (WaKeeney, Kan.) 1885-current, 1914-01-24
ALWAYS BUILDING NEW ONES

ct don't suppose you know what
becomes of all the pins?'
81 should say not I don't even
know what becomes of all the battle
ships"
Western Kansas world. [volume] (WaKeeney, Kan.) 1885-current, 1914-01-24

Pure home made lard at Bakers. adv
The Owosso times. (Owosso, Mich.) 1897-1926, 1914-10-09

Friends surprised Mrs. L. 81. Leland
at her home on 8. Saginaw street Mon
day. in honor her birthday.
Todd Kincaid of Cleveland, Ohio, is
visiting friends in Corunna and Owosso
and attending to business interests.
B G. Scofield, arrested for non.sup
port. plead guilty in Justice Friegeis
court Friday and furnished bond to
provide $25 month for his family.
The police answered 236 calls during
September. "a tramps were given a
place to sleep, So doors were found I'M
locke ed, 46 traffic ordinance violations
were complained of and arrests made as
follows: Drunk TO- robbery 3, violation
of pure food law 2, and one each for
assault, larceny, begging, riding on
sidewalk, shooting in city, non support,
smoking in theatre. standing drsy on
wrong street, escape from reform school.
The Owosso times. (Owosso, Mich.) 1897-1926, 1914-10-09

Two good second hand autos for sale
Owosso Garage. Adv
FOUND-A Rosary. Owner can have
same by proving property and paying
for this notice at this Office
Don't these cool evenings suggest
warmer foot covering? We are ready
to supply your needs in the newest
styles at money saving prices. Thome
q Frisbie. Adv.
The Owosso times. (Owosso, Mich.) 1897-1926, 1914-10-09

FOR SALE-Thirty five wooden
tanks suitable for cisterns, silos. ETC.,
also piping. boilers, engines, and other
material at Mueller Bros. Brewery.
Owosso. Michigan. See man at plant
September 9th to 10th, or address
WIcKEs BROTHERS, Saginaw, Michi-
gan.-Adv
The Owosso times. (Owosso, Mich.) 1897-1926, 1914-10-09

A thing every married couple, add
those contemplating marriage should
have Ladies this will interest you.
Will send prepaid on receipt of 81 90.
M. d. B. 433 Tussing Building. Lans-
ing, Mich. Adv
The Owosso times. (Owosso, Mich.) 1897-1926, 1914-10-09
WE WANT

AT ONCE-Local and travelling sales
men in this state to represent us. There
is money i'll the work for YOU solicit.
ing for our easy selling specialties.
Apply now for territory. Allen MUIR
sery Co Rochester, N. Y.-Adv 25.32
The Owosso times. (Owosso, Mich.) 1897-1926, 1914-10-09

WANTED HEI.P-A chambermaid
and diningroom girl at the Symes tav-
ern.
The Owosso times. (Owosso, Mich.) 1897-1926, 1914-10-09
Grand Trunk ny. System-Change OF
Time Octob err nth, 1914.

Effective October 18th. trains Nos. 20
and 81 will be operated on pre-ent
schedule between Detroit and Grand
Rapids only, and will be discontinued
between Grand Rapids and Grand
Haven. For further information see
Grand Trunk agent. Adv
Kentucky Irish American. (Louisville, Ky.) 1898-1968, 1914-12-05
HAD MUCH FUN.

From the Mobile Item we CLEAN
the following, which shows the
activity of Col. John A. Hughes, ].
C. Sullivan, T. T. Palmer, A. j.
Grove and James e. Duggan, the
Hibernian leaders in that city:
The streets from 10 o'clock until
midnight Monday night were crowd
ed with lucky members and their
friends of the Ancient Order of Hi
bernians who were bringing home
the spoils from the annual Thanks
giving turkey festival given at the
knights of Columbus Hall. All
street car rules were violated when
grand rush for the last car was
made. Many lucky ones with two
turkeys in their arms, and many
peaceful sleepers we're awakened by
the noise of geese and pigs which
were brought from all directions.
Among the lucky participants were
Mayor Harry Pillans, Commission
ers Lac Schwarz and Pat ]. Lyons.
The committee in charge of the
affair were well pleased with the
entertainment and declared that
they would continue the practice in
the future. One hundred and eigh-
teen persons received turkeys, six
carried OFF pigs and three had geese.
Kentucky Irish American. (Louisville, Ky.) 1898-1968, 1914-12-05
CONGRATULATIONS.

Last Monday was the birthday an
niversary of the Right Rev. Denis
O'Donaghue, Bishop of Louisville,
and while there was no formal cele-
bration many took. advantage of the
occasion to tender hearty congratu-
lations and best wishes for many
more years of health and usefulness.
Bishop O'Donaghue was born in
Daviess county, Ind, November 80,
1S4S. He began his studies for the
priesthood at st. Meinrad's College,
Spencer county, Ind, later studying
at Bardstown, and completing his
theological course at the Grande
Seminaire, Montreal, Canada. On
September 6, 1874, he was ordained
to the priesthood in indianapolis,
Ind. He was at once appointed as
sistant at st. John church, and Sec
retary to the Bishop as we'll as Dio-
cesar Chancellor. In 1899 he was
made rector of st. Patrick's church,
indianapolis, and Vicar General Of
the diocese, which office he held
until appointed auxiliary Bishop of
Indianapolis by Pope Leo KILL, and
consecrated Titular Bishop Of
Pomario. April 25, 1900. After the
death of Bishop McCloskey he was
transferred to the Louisville see on
February Z, 1910, being enthroned
March 29 of the same year. His ad-
of the affairs of the
church has given a fresh impetus to
Catholic activities throughout the
whole diocese.
Kentucky Irish American. (Louisville, Ky.) 1898-1968, 1914-12-05
REPUDIATE EASEMENT.

Sir Roger Easement, whose
activities as an Irish Nationalist
leader" and relations with the
German Foreign office have at
tracted considerable attention. was
repudiated in a resolution passed by
the Municipal Council of the United
Irish League and Affiliated Irish
Societies in a meetiSg at the Emmett
Arcade, New York City, which was
held Friday night and ran on into
the early hours of Saturday morn
ing. The resolution, which was pro-
posed by Patrick Egan, former Min
lister to Chile, seconded by Robert
Sullivan, and passed unanimously,
reads:
Resolved, That 1t having been
widely circulated through the press
of this country, within the past few
days, that Sir Roger Easement, rep
resented as being connected with the
home rule movement in Ireland ana
this country, and as Header of the
Irish Volunteers had been received
by the German Foreign Office in
Berlin, and was assured by the Inn
perial Chancellor that Germany
never would invade Ireland with a
view to its conquest, or the over
throw of any Irish Nationalist in
stitutions, but that should her
troops ever go there they would
land not as an army of invaders to
pillage and destroy, but as the forces
of a nation inspired by good will
toward Ireand and her people, for
whom Germany desires national
prosperity and freedom, this meet
ing desires to place on record the
facts that Mr.. Easement, who has
been a British officer, and a British
Consul, has never been in any way
connected with the Irish home rule
movement in Ireland or this country,
and never friendly to its objects or
policy, but always hostile, and that
he is in no way authorized to speak
in the name or on behalf of the
Irish volunteers, or their friends in
either country, he having been sew
eral months ago utterly repudiated
by the Irish Volunteers and the
Irish National leaders in both"
Capt. Stephen Mcfarland pre-
sided at the meeting. Committees
were appointed to take charge Of ar
rangements for the Metropolitan
convention of the various branches
of the league and it's affiliated So
cieties, which will be held in Terrace
Garden on Tuesday evening, Decem-
ber Is. Delegates will be present
at the convention from all five bor-
oughs, and the neighboring towns
of Long Island and New Jersey.