The sun. [volume] (New York [N.Y.]) 1833-1916, 1914-07-05


that nobody can look squarely at.
You've got to begin sort Of around the
edges until you get used to them.
No man should ask girl to marry
! him unless he has some particular girl
in mind There's no sense In shooting
| wild on THIS Proposal thing. You might
| hit some innocent bystander. You
should at least see the girls photograph
first and ask her for specifications as
90 her fathers length. breadth and
thickness.
II her father In ono OF those Seven
Footers with a jaw like an ADDING ma
chine, who Sundays on the front porch
in his shirtsleeves Just laying for some
neighbor to ask who united him, you
had better let down the asbestos cur
tain on the deal and track. This holds
| good also II he is one of those chummy
clipped haired goops that's always but
ting into the parlor to tell you how
many ploughshares he can mould in
day at the foundry.
| II, on the other hand, her father u
one OF those Miniature Nits with
disposition like a Scotch parlor on the
Sabbath, and a set Of pale wax whiskers
to match, you want to also turn or the
lights and brode for tho trench. In
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Pass II to him politely on tho pam
OF your hand as II II were only some
harmless little token, ana not the deep
dyed villain that u is' Don't stao
at him so that he ducks ana sprains
hts carriers.
Granted you md a girl answering
all the requirements as to face hgure'
family. fortune and other things that
she has not weighed up on you. but
arc uncertain whether you could quail
ify in the finals with her, you must
try every way to open tho door or her
Affections.
This doesn't mean to sneak up on
your hands and knees and try to pick
the lock. Sit up straight like any well
bred Spaniel and bark out your Tale
OF Love Don't wag II at her
Ask her II you may have the pleas
ure OF blowing out to her house some
evening. DO 1t in nice gentlemanly
way. Don't threaten hor with your
visit. II she says she IS sorry hut has
forgotten the number or her house, don |
begin looking around for 1t. THIS IS
merely n sign that you are In the can
ming Factory.
II she gives you permission to call
simply thank her for Il and pull up
your necktie. Don't ask her II you
may come to dinner too. That dinner
thing Will all come later. Never rush
the Love Game. 1t is waiting propo-
sition. Some men spend hair their
lives waiting for the right girl 10 come
along. Then they spend inc other nan
wishing they'd hid behind something
till she got past.
When the evening arrives FOR you
to can on the girl you want 10 harness
yoursct up as attractiNely as posslpl"
W men you near the mousse hahB on u
your Nerve with both hands ana dig
I
1t and then walk up and down IN front
OF inc mousse dozen times uyhB 'c
ma II.
March right up ana snake hands
with the doorpel lke httlc General
incidentally II IS not good FORM tc
wear your nat IN ladys parlor. TINS
also hoIds sood TOT the Dlnlns hoon
ana al otner rooms except tho saU
kheum ana the Elpow Room
one or our students wrote US one
Z time that our HAT hints We're on th'
gloo ana he wanted MS tuition back
(, Ills complaint was that after gradual
q ing from our schooi the nrst glri M
, called on asked MN II ne considered
:, IL good FORM Tor young man 10 din'
/, with young iady with ms nat on.
. Win ms nat on what! asked
= frienu student ishorahty'
!, WIN ms nat on MS head' you TOOL
!, sald the sirl ana cut MN DEAD
FRIEND student, or course didn'
q Know what 'he reno" had MS Ola ma
on lie thoueht perhaps ne might nav
had II on the oatineai or somethln'
- IKE that, ana he planned us Tor no
~ preparing MN Tor such questions.
p Wheh you are counting slrI yo'
4 uoht want 10 can on her night atte
"a hlsht lot ten OF twenty years ana TAX