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Evening journal., 1914-06-13
ADMINISTRATORS SALE.


A DMINISrRATRIX SALE OF THE
IA personal property of Ezra Pierce on the
road between Newark and stanton, near
Richards Blacksmith Shop, on Thursday,
June 18th, AZ / O'Clock
FOUR HORSES.
Sorrel horse 2 years old, good general
purpose horse. Gray horse, 10 years old
good onai weight about 1850 pounds.
Black mare, years old general purpose
horse. Roam Colt not broken
IL head of Cows--i2 head Of home-raised
Cows principally Hosten. One Holatein
Bull
Pigs-one Poland China SOW, with 10
pigs shoats.
Farming Implements-One Binder Now
ing Machines. / Farm Wagon. 16.foot Hay
Flat good order John Deere Corn Planter
Grain Drill, Horse Cart Brake Cart Buggy.
Carriage and Pole, 2 Market Wagons.
Peach Wagons. nearly new. Roller; Snlky.
Cultivator, Hand Cultivatora horse
Plow, three 2-horse Plows, Horse Rakes
Hoes, Shovels Forks, Corn Knives, Hedge
Knives scythes, Hay Fork and Blocks and
leo feet OF rope.
Harness-Two sets OF Breeoh Harness 2
sets Hip Strap Harness, . sets Market
Wagon Harness, . sets Carriage Harness.
Brides and Collars
Lot OF Household Goods
Dairy-20 Milk Cans Strainer and
Buckets and lot Of other articles too numer
GUS TO mention
Poultry-75 Chickens and Turkeys: also
some potatoes
a credit Of six months on an purchases.
DAVIS, Auet. juneia-5t
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CHIROPODIsTs

r~e~~>ys,ses<~---,
~ L0RA Johnson SlkA4lLnN, No. sul
II Market street Graduate OF rowier and
Hanna Treats Corns, Buniuns. Iugrown
Nails Etc Evenings by appointment. j.
A. 2617. ncv26u
IL LIZABErH HANRAHAN, GRADUATE
A. Fowler & Hanna Ltd. Chironods and
manicuring, hair dressing and mnssa1lng.
No 900 Adams ST. ID. n A., 290s, Even
Ing By appointment mario Tyr
NNIE N scHAEFrR. CHrRcPopIST;
"A corns, bunions. ingrown nails treated
foot massage Consult me for all foot trou-
bles. y. & Al Phone 1855 Room 52 du.
Pont Building ian26-m.
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SPECIAL NOTICE

NOTICE IS HEREBY GIVEN THAI, ALL
STATE LICENSES AND TAX DffF
aSl, Not PAID ON Or BEFORF nm
e9lH e5l DAY or JUNE. 1914. THERE Will,
Pf1 iri. . LEk ChNr PER MONTH ADDED
THERETO, IN ACCORDANCE WfvIl SE6
on DELAWARE. - "a v ?
HARRY A. BROWN,
COUNTY. -" oAsILE
wilmington Dell May 90. 1914. iuneI.1m
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MUSIC
TRANSPORTATION
STEAMER LONG REACH.

PENNseRovE ana WILMINGTON FERRY
From Fourth Street Wharf
Summer schedue-May % to September
Leave Pennsgrove--60 90 A. A., 500 A, M.
l0.I5 A. NJ, 100 p, H., $50 p NJ, AIS
r NJ. T.I5 P NJ aud 1000 z. NJ
Leave Wilmineton-IQo a. NJ, $50 A. M,,
n MI 900 p. M. and II p. Nj
Passengers and freight Improved faciii.
ties for handling automobiles Refer inauir.
les TO Wilson Line Agents. Fourth Street
Wharf, Wilmington
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IYpEMRIl,ERS

-----o-@--,----~ --.- ,---- ---.----->s--e---~-
TYPEWRITERs RENTED THREE
i months, $50 Rental applied on pur.
ehnse. Sold, 5000 monthly. Iypewnters
repnired. ROYAL Typewriter Agency Type
sr.ter Exchange 80. e15 Market street
augl3ff
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STORAGE
Messinner s Storane House

Light Clean and Well Ventilated.
NO. GIL WEST FRONT STREET.
may28 -eod-Im
- merchandise. Piano and safe moving
specially Packing, Grating and shipping 10
an points, private railroad siding direct
into building. Estimate free.
AMERICAN STORAGE co,
Phone s6A ID No. 10i Maryland Ave.
fune On IL
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MONEY TO LOAN

Nj ONEY TO LOAN ON REAL ESTATE
IVA Any amount at lowest rates Quickly
furnished. Address MAO. Evening journal
once. ov22.m.w.s-tf
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SANITARY WORKERS


nj X KELTER-sANITARY oDOR
vi. LESS E&CANATlNG
Office s W. Corner Fourth and West SITS
o12l-tf.
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HAIR DRESSING

-s>~y~~g~@~--S~---,~->--s
III Lila q. EVANS, SHAMFOOING. HAIR
~ dressing and facial massage scalp treat.
lAent aud mRnicurng Combings made and
hair dyed. No. s11 Market a. b. & AT.
fhphel oo44p. jan22-eod-tf.
REA lTlFbL HAIR MEANS OFTEN
- clean hair not a soap and water propo.
sallon, but skuiful shampoo by those who
snow expert lair dressing, facial mas
sage scalp massage and manieuring
T. Q. sTASSFORT.
beH ph0ne 2l41A, COZ Equitable Bldg
may27-lmo.
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FOR SALE

II OR SALE--lCE CREAM PARLoR AND
home bakery Address ST. Evening
1aurnai Oiiee. mayo a.
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MASQUERADE SHIFTS


MASQUERADE SUI-S-MRS SUSAN
LNI A. Standerwics, No. 500 Vandever
avenue. successor to Mrs. John J Quill. Of
a26 I. Fourth street mar11.ts
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A uroMoB1LE FOR SALE. CHALMERS
"a f.passenger CHAS. q. RUPERT, Mar
shalton. Del juneio-6t
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RESORTS.
Hotel Mervine

ATLANTTC CITY. N. ].
New York Ave First hotel from board
walk. In the very centre Of things active
but with quiet interior and discriminat.
ing clientele. Running water private baths
clean rooms, good table and service az per
day and up $40 per week and up.
Evening journal., 1914-06-13

FOR -pERAMBuLAToR IN
good condition. Inquire No. 402 West
Fourteenth st. iunel3-eod.1m.
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ID BERGER PAYS MORE THAN OTHER
IL dealers for your office furniture and
eousehoid goods. Your losing money ii
you don't sell to him A postal viii bring
our buyer there with tile ready cash
BEkGhR Third and Shipey streets d
& a. Phone 5II3A Matt
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AANTED - SECOND HAND FgRNl
w ture. Whole households bought
safes, office fixtures etc, bought Head.
quarters for an kinds of Rugs and Linoeums
legal interest per cent for year
ChAa-aS S. HURLOGK
Seventh and Poplar Streets
iuiys-tf Telephone, D. & A. 1172Al
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ROOFERS


fN l.. WILLIAMS co.
w. No. s21 Orange St Roofing. Spout.
ing and Heating Metal aud composition
roohng Hot Air Heating and Yentilating
kepurlng promptly done Phone 1anIe.ts
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POLITICAL CARD
For Sheriff.
WALTER S. MONEY
of Appoquinimink Hundred

Subject to the decision of the Re
publican party.
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PALMIsTRY.

NJ ADAM SOPHIA CAN BE SEEN
W every day from 10 a. NJ to II, NJ.
Tells your past, present and future as YOU
have gone and will 60 through life. No
500 Madison street. Wilmington, Del
may1S-lm
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+ or sALE-AT ONCE. 10000 TOMATO
plants, good variety, s2 80 per thousand
1has. Gilbert Roselle. Del. junelB-3t
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EoR sALE-sIX CYLINDER. so II. r..
E fse or seven passenger Touring ear,
price 500; 1912 Hudson, SO H. p, 5-pas.
senger touring car, price SITS Both cars
completely overhauled and repainted Others
from $3.50 up. MOTOR CAR REPAIR
SHOP, Fifth and Orange streets
may16-1mo
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u or sALE-HARVhsT HOME tJoK
Stove. Apply No. 915 Washington
street. iune11-8t.
Ellsworth American. [volume] (Ellsworth, Me.) 1855-current, 1914-03-11
KITrERY TO CARIBOU.

Virginia, four-year-old daughter of DR..
and Mrs. E. Fred Briggs, of Veazie, was
instantly killed Friday by car on the
Bangor and Old Town line. The accident
was witnessed by the child's mother.
Judge Louis c. Stearns, SO long and well
known as Bangor lawyer, died last
Wednesday in Young's hotel, Boston. He
was on his way home from Los Angeles,
Call, where he had been on professional
business, and was accompanied by Mrs.
Stearns. He was taken ill at Albany,
N. Y, Tuesday and was given medical
treatment, recovering sufficiently to con-
tinue the trip eastward. He had another
attack, and a physician was called at
Pittsfield, Mass. He was in serious con-
dition when he reached Boston and did
not rally. His death was due to compli-
cation of heart and kidney trouble, be-
lieved to have been aggravated by the
long trip.
Ellsworth American. [volume] (Ellsworth, Me.) 1855-current, 1914-03-11
Mrs. Clara p. Dunbar is ill.

Mrs. Clara P. Dunbar is ill.
Edward l.. Slipp and wife, of Tacoma,
WASH, are receiving congratulations on
the birth Of a daughter, born Feb. 49,.
Mrs. Slipp was Miss Josephine Dunbar.
Reub ben Devereux is home from Bangor,
where he has been employed as chef at
Union station.
Fred Dunbar left Saturday for Brockton,
Mass.
Frank w. Hutchins and Arthur P. Gull
ford returned Monday to Vinalhaven after
months vacation.
Mrs. c. Nj. Perkins and Mrs. Amos Per-
kins have gone to Boston to visit their
sister, who is ill.
Misses Elsie and Viva Wardwell, of
Harborside, visited their grandparents,
Fred F. Wardwel and wife, last week.
March 8. L.
Ellsworth American. [volume] (Ellsworth, Me.) 1855-current, 1914-03-11
Embellishments
HEARD IN Ellis
WORTH FALLS
How Bad Backs Have been
Made Kidney Ills
Corrected.

All over Ellsworth you hear it. Doan's
Kidney Pills are keeping up the good
work Ellsworth people are telling about
:, falling of bad backs made sound again
Won can believe the testimony Of your
own townspeople. They tell it for the
benefit of you who are suffering. II your
hack aches, il you feel lame, sore and
miserable, IL the kidneys act too fire.
nuently. or passages are painful, scanty
and off color, use Doan's Kidney Pills, the
remedy that has helped so many OF your
friends and neighbors. Follow this Ellis
worth Falls citizep's advice and give
noan's chance to do the same for you.
Hiram W. Hamilton, Mill ST., Ellsworth
Falls. Me-, says: 81 was troubled by kid
new complaint for quite while. friend
recommended Doan's Kidney Pills to me
and. procuring box, began using them.
They benefited me greatly. / willingly
recommend this remedy to anyone af-
ficted with kidney complaint"
The above is not an isolated case. Mr..
Hamilton is only one OF many in this vi
cinity who have gratefully endorsed
Doan's. II your back aches-if your kid
news bother you, don't simply ask for a
kidney remedy-ask distinctly for Doan's
Hidnev Pills, the same that Mr.. Hamilton
had. SOC ell st ores. Foster Milburn Co.
Props, Buffalo, N. Y.
Ellsworth American. [volume] (Ellsworth, Me.) 1855-current, 1914-03-11

Sick Children Made Well

Every mother likes to see her children
the picture OF health and vitality.
Ellsworth American. [volume] (Ellsworth, Me.) 1855-current, 1914-03-11
A REAL NERVE AND
BODYBUILDING MEDICINE

We believe Rexall Olive Oil Emulsion is
the best remedy made for toning the
nerves. enriching the blood, building up
wasted tissues, renewing health, strength
and energy--the best medicine you can
use il you are rundown, tired-out, ner-
vous and debilitated, no matter what the
cause. 1t doesn't depend for its good
effect upon alcohol or habit-forming
drugs, because it contains none. 1t may
not make you feel better in a few bours,
but it will make you feel better, we are
sure. lust as soon as the tonic and food
properties it contains have chance to get
into the blood and, through the blood,
into the rest of the system. Pure Olive
Oil and the Hypophosphites have long
been endorsed by successful physicians,
but here, for the first time, they are COM
bined into one preparation which, as a
nerve food and builder of strength and
health, we believe, has no equal.
II you don't feel we'll, begin taking
Rexall Olive Oil Emulsion to-day, and
build your health and strengthen your
system against more serious illness. To
convalescents, old people, puny children
and all others who are weak, rundown or
ailing, we offer Rexall Olive Oil Emulsion
with our personal promise that, il it
doesn't make you well and strong again,
it will cost you nothing. II we didn't
have the utmost faith in it, we wouldn't
offer it with this guarantee, nor even
recommend it to you. We are sure that
once you have used it you will recon-
mend it to your friends, and thank US for
having recommended it to you. Sold only
at the more than 1000 Rexall Stores, and
in this town only by us. s1.00. - f. g..
MOORE, cor. opp. postoffice, Ellsworth,
Me.
Ellsworth American. [volume] (Ellsworth, Me.) 1855-current, 1914-03-11
NORTH CASTINE.

A son was born TO Frank Dunbar and
wife Feb. 81.
Mrs. Joseph Perry was pleasantly re-
membered Feb. IS, her eightieth birthday
The marriage Of Willard Perkins to Miss
Mary E. Walker, of New York, is an
nounced.
A son was born to A. J. Pare and wife
Feb. IL, at Brockton, Mass. Mrs. Pare
was Miss Goldie Dunbar.
March 2. l.,
Ellsworth American. [volume] (Ellsworth, Me.) 1855-current, 1914-03-11
FALLING HAIR AND
ITCHING SCALP
Neediess-Use Partisan Sage.

Now that Partisan Sage can be had
at any drug counter it is certainly
needless to have thin, brittle, matted,
stringy or faded hair. No matter how
unsightly the hair, how badly it is
falling. or how much drandruff, Pari-
sian Sage is all that is needed. Fire.
quent applications and well rubbed
into the scalp will do wonders-it acts
like magic. The hair roots are nour-
lshed and stimulated to grow new
hair, itching scalp, dandruff and fall
Ing hair cease--your head feels fine.
Best of all, the hair becomes soft,
fluffy, abundant and radiant with life
and beauty.
You will be surprised and delighted
with Partisan Sage. Try at least one
tifty-cent bottle from G. A. Parcher;
he will refund the purchase price if
you are not satisfied.
Ellsworth American. [volume] (Ellsworth, Me.) 1855-current, 1914-03-11

Constipation causes headache, nausea, dir
zlness, languor, heart palpitation, Drastic
physics grippe, sicken, weaken the bowels and
don't cure. Doan's Regulets act gently and
cure constipation. % cents. Ask your drug
gist.-Adpt.
Ellsworth American. [volume] (Ellsworth, Me.) 1855-current, 1914-03-11
PauperLNOtice.

AviNG contracted with the City of Els
NAV worth to support and care for those who
forhia ana M, are legal residents of Ellsworth,
connt al persons trusting them on my &C.
moaa3, as there is plenty Of room and accom-
honss ions 10 care for them at the City Farm
M. ]. DRuMMKY.
Ellsworth American. [volume] (Ellsworth, Me.) 1855-current, 1914-03-11

or pinworms.
You can absolutely depend upon DR..
True's Elixir to expel worms and to tone
up the stomach, bowels and general
health.
DR.. True's Elixir, the discovery of my
father, has been on the market for over 60
years. That's proof OF it's efficiency. Get
the time-tried DR.. True's Elixir, the Fam
lily Laxative and Worm Expeller. Good
for adults also. At your Dealers, 35c, SOC
and $1.00. Advice free. Special treat
ment for tapeworms. Send for book.
Auburn, Maine. ~ n
Ellsworth American. [volume] (Ellsworth, Me.) 1855-current, 1914-03-11
BROOKSVILLE.

Mrs. Hattie Cousins, who has been en-
ployed at F. H. Billings, has returned to
her home in East Bluehill.
E. U. Douglass and wife, of Massachu-
sets, are with their daughter, Mrs. Lester
Wescott, at South Brooksville.
March 2. G.,
Ellsworth American. [volume] (Ellsworth, Me.) 1855-current, 1914-03-11
CENTER.

Everett Murphy and wife, who have been
employed at Bartlett's Island, are home.
Mrs. Will Murphy and daughter
Thelma have returned from visit at
Bartlett's Island.
Mrs. j. F. Hodgdon, who spent the win
ter with her son, F. L. Hodgdon, has re-
turned to Rockland.
March a.
Ellsworth American. [volume] (Ellsworth, Me.) 1855-current, 1914-03-11
ELLSWORTH MARKETS..

The quotations below give the range OF
retail prices in Ellsworth:
Country Produce.
Ellsworth American. [volume] (Ellsworth, Me.) 1855-current, 1914-03-11
FRECKLES
February and March Bring Out I'm
slightly Spots. How to Remove
Eacflu


slightly Spots. How to Remove
Easily.
The woman with tender skin breads
FEBRUARY and March because they are
likely to cover her face with ugly freckles.
NO matter how thick her veil, the sun and
WIND have strong tendency to make her
freckle.
fortunately for her peace of mind the
recent discovery of a new prescription,
othine-double strength, makes it posi-
oie Tor even those most susceptible to
lteckles to keep the skin clear and white.
NO matter how stubborn case of freckles
you have, the double strength othine
should remove them.
oet an ounce from your druggist and
vanish the freckles. Money back if it
fails.
Ellsworth American. [volume] (Ellsworth, Me.) 1855-current, 1914-03-11

March 6.
Ellsworth American. [volume] (Ellsworth, Me.) 1855-current, 1914-03-11

l find that the stomach is a
source Of constant trouble to
some children and there is q
constant need of some safe
remedy. A disordered stom-
ach, too, frequently breeds
The Ely miner. [volume] (Ely, Minn.) 1895-1986, 1914-10-09
THE BOSS

Few people who have not been
under the load of responsibility can
appreciate the truths that are
brought out il the following from
Wroe's Writings:
There has been a great deal said
in recent years on the subject of
the poor. downtrodden employee.
Efforts have been made to give the
employee shorter hours, pleasanter
surroundings and better pay for the
work he does.
Such work is highly commend
atory. But we would like to say a
word now in behalf of the poor
downtrodden boss.
Back in the coming tower of
every business sits man who con-
trolls the destiny of that business.
IF he turns the wheel two much
to the left the business crashes into
the rocks.
If he veers his ship too much
The Ely miner. [volume] (Ely, Minn.) 1895-1986, 1914-10-09
VOTE FOR
CHARLES 7. MURPHY
CANDIDATE FOR
STATE Representative
61sT LEGISLATIVE DISTRICT

to the right she comes to a dead
stop in the shoals.
And the crew always escapes.
It's the captain that always go
down with the ship.
His helpers may think that
they do the work, and perhaps they
do.
But the boss is the boy that
stares the payroll in the face fifty
two times year.
He is it that furnishes power to
keep his helpers going. Not only
must he keep them going, but he
acts as the governor to keep them
working tremendously.
Sometimes he doesn't work
long hours, but what of that?
There is always with him the con-
sciousness that he must keep that
business going somehow or other.
The spectre of the annual state
ment is with him always. We
have never heard of any union for
bosses, but there ought to be one
to limit the hours they work and
the time they spend in thinking
about the big problems of their
business.
The boss ought to have some
consideration. And, above all, he
needs some play time. He ought
to get away occasionally where his
mind will clear and the small odors
of his particular business will not
assail his nostrils.'
The Ely miner. [volume] (Ely, Minn.) 1895-1986, 1914-10-09
WHAT OTHERS SAY

Some people have the idea that
little can be done to help their
town unless their is a Chamber of
Commerce or Board of Trade, or
some other organization with an
equally high sounding title. That
is a mistake. Without in any way
decrying such organizations and
the good they often do, yet almost
in every town the most good is
being done by people working
individually. And the beauty of
it is that anyone can do it. With
out waiting for some one to move,
or for official action, which almost
invariably means lot of red tape,
you can speak a good word, you
can improve the appearance of your
premises, you can lend a hand
when necessary, and in a hundred
The Ely miner. [volume] (Ely, Minn.) 1895-1986, 1914-10-09

the agricultural and county fair
interests.
Assuming that if it is to be a
part of the state government at all,
it ought to live with the family,
the efficiency commission proposes
to put the management of the state
fair in the department of agri-
culture. Not the department of
agriculture of the university but
the new department of agriculture
of the state government, where the
live stock commission and the dairy
commission and the other inspectors
of agricultural conditions will be
placed. That is proposed simply
because it seems to the commission
to be the business plan of organiza-
ton.
If that change is made it will have
one other effect. 1t will relieve the
state agricultural society of the
business management of the fair
and give it more leisure to do the
things an agricultural association
usually does. Its meetings will
presumably be given up more to
the discussion of agricultural Prob
lens. 1t will attract more keenly
the men who are working out prob
lens of marketing, of breeding, of
improved methods. 1t will per-
haps have more influence with the
legislature in shaping legislation
for the benefit of agricultural in
terests.
Not everyone will agree with this
but good many members of the
agricultural societies believe the
state association would be better off
if it did not have this distracting
duty.
1t is hoped it can be worked out
so that the agricultural interests
and the men who are interested in
the county fairs will keep up
popular interest in this great
educational exhibit while the
routine work is done by men EN-
ployed by the state administration
always remembering that they
are to be chosen under the merit
system.
The Ely miner. [volume] (Ely, Minn.) 1895-1986, 1914-10-09
PURLO|NED SCRAPS

People who live in glass houses
should at least pull down the
shades.
No matter if your credit isn't
rated A No. One, you can always
borrow trouble.
The average man dosen't have to
exercise much ingenuity to make a
fool of himself.
When a fellow says he never had
a chance, its safe bet that he
never took one.
And the worst of it is that COM
mon sense is not so common as to
be absolutely vulgar.
The Adrian Democrat says that
when daughter was a little girl she
used to delight in brushing mother 5
The Ely miner. [volume] (Ely, Minn.) 1895-1986, 1914-10-09

One of the problems that has
bothered the efficiency course in
studying the organization of the
state government has been the state
fair.
Of course it could be left exactly
where it is in the hands of the state
agricultural society. Under that
organization Minnesota has built
up the biggest and most successful
of the state fairs. There is no
gainsaying the success that has
been made of it.
1t would look better if it was
brought inside somehow. 1t is
now a member of the family but
not one of the household. 1t spends
public money, it makes laws like a
city council, it conducts a police
court, it can't be sued. In all that
it is part of the state government.
But it is not part of the govern
ment the way the governor or the
railroad and warehouse commission
are, elected by the people, nor the
way the head of the dairy depart
ment is or the head of the labor
department. 1t used to be private
corporation, then it was brought
under the wing of the state and
then it was made an arm of the
state.
In way it is close to the people,
great many people have direct
interest in its government which is
a wholesome condition. But not
all the people by any means. The
secretary is elected by the board of
managers. The board of managers
is elected by the state agricultural
society. The state agricultural
society is made. up of county agri-
cultural societies, and of voluntary
associations like breeders and
gardeners. The county agricul-
tural societies are made up of men
who are specially interested in the
county fairs and of delegates APP.
pointed by county boards. So the
managers of the state fair are a
thoroughly representative body.
They represent a body which re-
presents a body which represents
The Ely miner. [volume] (Ely, Minn.) 1895-1986, 1914-10-09

hair while mother sat down and
rested. Nowadays daughter never
thinks of brushing mothers hair
unless daughter is going down
town and wants to wear it herself
Some one rises to remark that
all the cheap skates are not found
in the hardware store.
The way some fellows hang on
to money you would think that
harps will be for sale in the here
after.
And they do say that many a
man who has been refused by a
girl is envied by the fellow VIII O
wasn't.
Waiting for something to turn
up may be pleasant pastime, but
no one ever made very much
money at it.
Isn't it strange that all the rest
of the little boys are something
awful while your little angel child
is absolutely perfect?
If brains were selling for a nickel
bushel on the bargain counter,
some men would still prefer to buy
beer with the five cents.
Romance generally flies out of
the marriage game when a fellow
gets to Juggling home laundry soap
instead of candy and flowers.
When man reaches the pinnacle
of fame, he is liable to slide down
the other side and pick up few
splinters of adversely.
An exchange relates, with great
wisdom. that there are two things
on a girls face that will make her
sit up half the night and rubber
into mirror. One is a dimple
and the other is a pimple.