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The Tacoma times. [volume] (Tacoma, Wash.) 1903-1949, 1914-10-29

When you go to the polls Tuesday, November
3, forget blind craftsmanship. Take the candidates
for each office and compare them. Vote for the best
man, regardless of what ticket he is on.
Where there two who satisfactory and
third man who is CRATER, enemy of humane
and efficient government, vote for the stronger of
the two candidates.
Don't waste your ballot on a good man, who cannot
be elected if you vote for a good man who CAN
be elected. That common 1t is right
The ballot is the peoples weapon to accomplish
good results. Don't waste it. Use it that good
will be accomplished.
And remember this:
The republican party platform, written by stand
patters, is opposed to partisanship. The stand
patters want you to continue to vote for parties in
stead of for men. There progressive repub-
lcans who are against their party platform this
point.
Don't vote for any republican candidate for the
legislature who is against the bill provide par
tisan elections The progressive and democratic
didates are all pledged to this bill Before you vote
for a member of the legislature, find out how he
stands, firmly and squarely.
The Times earnestly recommends that you weigh
each candidate carefully and vote for the best men
regardless of party.
The Tacoma times. [volume] (Tacoma, Wash.) 1903-1949, 1914-10-29

An English colonel, a kit In
spection, said to Private F1anf-
gan:
Hal Yes, shirts, socks, flan-
neis, all very good. Now, can
you assure me that all the arti-
cles of your kit have buttons on
them7"
No, sir" said Private FIanl-
gan. resitating.
"How's that, SIR"
"Airn't no buttons on the tow
els. SIR
The Tacoma times. [volume] (Tacoma, Wash.) 1903-1949, 1914-10-29
Heavy Majorities
For Charles DrIlrv

COLUMBIA river counties will re-
turn the heaviest majorfties for
Charles Drury, Wilson's eandf-
date for Congress, is the opinion
of the various political prophets
in that district.
Judge Munday, a pioneer of
Vancouver, says his city will give
Charles Drury a bigger majority
than any man on any ticket this
fall. AS his reasons for such a
statement he says: THE open
ing of the Columbia river is es-
sential to our prosperity. We
want a square deal-we want a
man who will not play one part
of the district against the other
and then spend his time fighting
Woodrow Wilson and attending
social functions in the Capital
City. We want a man of the
people, true representative of
Wilson, and that is why we are
for Charles Drury.
THE fight has been between
Drury and Johnson from the
start. AS we are nearer election
day 1t becomes more and more
apparent that Johnson's cause is
lost and sentiment is rapidly
changing in favor of Drury. The
fight is won. Drury will be
elected ADV"
The Tacoma times. [volume] (Tacoma, Wash.) 1903-1949, 1914-10-29

1T NEVER Is.

1T NEVER rs.
Some terms | cannot grasp at all,
They bring my thinker grief:
Why is 1t that they always call
A lawyers plea a "brief2"
Peoria Journal.
The Tacoma times. [volume] (Tacoma, Wash.) 1903-1949, 1914-10-29

The congress which has just brought to an end
the longest session we have known has made mem
orable record 1t will take the perspective of time to
bring out in true proportions the value of its works.
but the high points already tower like mountains.
Just pass them in review. On the affirmative side
we have:
The ending of subsidy tariffs.
The enactment of the income tax.
The establishment of democracy of credit
The specific banning of dishonest practices i'm bus
mess competition with the creation of vigilance
commission.
And the first step toward the Specialization of trans
portation through the ordering of publicly owned
railroad in Alaska.
While on the negative side we have, partly as the
work of congress but mainly owing to the wisdom
foresight and moral leadership of the president the
refusal of great nation to its superior power to
crush weaker neighbor at the call of jngoes and
poiters.
Much more might have been done that needs to be
done and that the best opinion of the time is ready to
sanction
But, recalling the difficulty with which represen
tatves of 100000 people compose their conflicts
OF interests and opinions and comparing with the
achievements of preceding congresses. this record
commands enthusiasm and builds a powerful argIl-
ment for the continuance of the party in power
The Tacoma times. [volume] (Tacoma, Wash.) 1903-1949, 1914-10-29
Drury Sentiment
In Montesano

"Montesano is a hot bed of
Wilson enthusiasm, is the report
that comes from Eldredge Wheel
er of that city. "Drury will carry
the town by a big majority if ]
can Judge by the talk that one
hears in every business place,
every gathering and in every
home.
We believe that ii is our duty
as citizens to support President
Wilson and know that the only
way to support him is by voting
for his candidate, Charles Drury.
Johnson has committed political
suicide by fighting President VIII
son and Warburton has never
stood the slightest chance OF
carrying even a handful of votes
in this community. We want a
real man to handle our business
at Washington" ADV.
The Tacoma times. [volume] (Tacoma, Wash.) 1903-1949, 1914-10-29


hOrment OF this
~ $500.
70
CAREFUL
The Tacoma times. [volume] (Tacoma, Wash.) 1903-1949, 1914-10-29
MUCH ADLER-I-KA USED


1t is reported by French Drug
Co, 1855 Pacific sv., and Owl
Drug Co., 904 C St. that much
Adler-i-ka is sold in Tacoma. Peo-
pie have found out that ONE
SPOONFUL of this simple buck
thorn bark and glyeerine mixture
relieves almost ANY CASE of
constipation, sour or gassy stom-
ach. Ii is SO powerful that il is
used successfully in appendicitis.
ONE MINUTE after you take it
the gasses rumble and pass out.
IL IS perfectly safe to use and can
not gripe.
Advertisements"
The Tacoma times. [volume] (Tacoma, Wash.) 1903-1949, 1914-10-29

Possibly the most unusual monument is that at
Waterloo in the garden of peasant. 1t is erected
to the leg of the Marquis of Anglesea, then Lord U
bridge, who commanded the British cavalry and who
suffered the amputaton of his leg Immediately after
the battle. The monument, which is shaded by a
weeping willow, bears an appropriate epitaph- The
battle OF Waterloo fought June 49, 1875 but the
marquis did not die until 1854 He thus had the
pleasure of seeing erected to part of him
The Tacoma times. [volume] (Tacoma, Wash.) 1903-1949, 1914-10-29

London Times roars that it is going to say things
about the English war censorship when the liberty
of the press is restored. Here too And old Noah
Webster didn't cook up adjectives hot enough for
to say say, either.
The Tacoma times. [volume] (Tacoma, Wash.) 1903-1949, 1914-10-29
POTENT NAMES.

EOAENI NAmENs
A large negro woman followed
by a small child was heard to
say:
Come on here Egg-nog; what
you mean by coming long so
slow?"
A bystander asked her why she
called the child by such a name
as Egg-nog. and she replied:
You know dat Niger Julie
Johnson? Well, she's done got
twins what she calls Tom aud
jerry and I amt g'wfne to let no
niger get ahead o. me naming
her brats. Come on her, Egg
nog. National Monthly.
The Tacoma times. [volume] (Tacoma, Wash.) 1903-1949, 1914-10-29

A child sat in a movie tent
And missed most ev'ry scene,
The man in front was eorpulent
And cut off half the screen.
The Tacoma times. [volume] (Tacoma, Wash.) 1903-1949, 1914-10-29
Prohibitions Dismal
Record of Failure


nin1
Il
"tiedr
in tried
sttuhona
il by License Taxi
vtoed bv
Maine elected for Loca option
The Tacoma times. [volume] (Tacoma, Wash.) 1903-1949, 1914-10-29
A SWELL PORTION.

MY plate is damp"
Hush," whispered his wife.
That's your soup. They serve
small portions at these fashion
able affairs. '-Louisville Cour-
ier-Journal.
The Tacoma times. [volume] (Tacoma, Wash.) 1903-1949, 1914-10-29
Ne Forgot to Kiss His Wife

He really meant to kiss his wife this morning as he
left the house to go to work
But he forgot He was thinking of the cares of the
shop; of the thousand and matters which con-
cern him IN the big world with which he wrestles for
. living for her and the kids
Anyhow, he said to himself afterward, what's a
kissf 1t oughtnt to take such mere formality to
convince of his love and trust the he has made
the mistress of his home the mother of his children
Pshawi the chances she never noticed the omis-
sion-so why should he worryf
But back home woman wept. Wept not because
she doubted her husbands constancy; not because
she felt that he wouldn't prove big and true and fine
IN an emergency but because, womanike shut with
m home four walls doomed to another day of petty
routine, much of it to be endured all alone she
wnutrd tfzt kiss token and memory-wanted
IL proof that not in her could the poet write:
He's lost, you see, cause he married me;
Good bye, my lover, good bye"
Now If you, Mr. Man. made such break as that
this morning do You know what you ought to dot
Go home. tonight, with present IN each hand and
plant two kisses where one grew before.
Mellen says that bringing him into those latest
New Haven lawsuits Is ..pure cussedness.". Guess
~ knows It when he sees II. He's the fellow who
I'D = SIT chewing the end Of his lead pencil while
Lose New Haven directors were meeting
The Tacoma times. [volume] (Tacoma, Wash.) 1903-1949, 1914-10-29

PERSISTENT.

There was once a president, -
said Senator Bourne, who re.
ceived, early in his administra-
ton, letter which proved to him
that there is no such thing as dis
couraging an offiee-seeker. This
letter read:
Dear Mr.. President: under
stand you are going to take a
month off to destroy the hig
mountain of letters asking you
for jobs. If everything else is
gone, l would like the job of de-
stroying those letters" - Dallas
News.
The Kennewick courier. [volume] (Kennewick, Wash.) 1905-1914, 1914-01-30
Murdered by a Statue.

The death of ZENITH. the half myth.
ical king Of Scotland. was one Of the
most curious and remarkable In his
tory. If it may be called historical
fact. 1t seems that ZENITH had slair
Cruthlintus. son. and Malcolm Duff
fus. the king and brother Of Fennella.
She to be revenged caused Wiltus, the
most ingenious artist of the time, to
fashion statue filed with automatic
springs and levers. FINISHED and set
up this brozen image was an admirable
work of art. In it's right hand Wiltus
placed ever and in the left an apple
of pure gold finely set with diamonds
and other precious stones. To touch
this apple was to court death. It was
so arranged that any one guilty of
such vandalism would be Immediately
riddled with arrows shot from loop.
holes in the statues body. ZENITH was
invited to see the wonder and. king
like (and just as Fennella hoped, tried
to pluck the imitation fruit. He was
instantly riddled with poisoned arrows.
diving where he fell.
The Kennewick courier. [volume] (Kennewick, Wash.) 1905-1914, 1914-01-30

Kennewick Transfer building. The
new quarters will make fine Office
room for Mr.. Stanton and will
greatly lessen the danger from fire
which would play havoc with his
hundreds of important records.
The Fechter building which Mr..
Stanton is to vacate will be occu-
pied by the Kennewick Harness
shop. The change will give Mr..
Beste an opportunity for a show
window display of his line of shoes,
trunks and suit cases, gloves and
leather novelties of which he plans
to greatly increase his stock as soon
as he gets settled in his new store.
The Kennewick courier. [volume] (Kennewick, Wash.) 1905-1914, 1914-01-30
This New Medicine
Saves You None

We are druggists right here in yo,
town and make living out of the drux
business, but it is because people have
to have drugs and not because we like
to see people suffer-we don't Our
duty is to render the best service we
can, and when someone is ailing, we
are interested in seeing them take the
best medicine there is for their partic-
ular trouble. We don't recommend
"cure- alls," as we don't believe there
are such things. We don't want you
to spend more than you have to. Some
of you get small wages, and when
you're sick, none at all, and you should
get the most you can for your money
We recently came across new rem
edy for increasing strength and build
ing up people who are rundown and
emaciated. We know that slight
trouble sometimes grows into a seriots
one, and to stop it in the beginning will
save you money in the end. This new
compound is called Rexall Olive Oil
Emulsion. 1t is the best remedy, wher
you are run down, tired out, nervous
no matter what the cause. 1t doesn't
merely stimulate you and make you
feel good for few hours, but takes
hold of the weakness and builds yor-k,y
to healthy, normal condition. Z -
real nerve-food tonic and builder 3
good blood, strong muscle. good diges
ton. 1t contains Hypophosphites, which
tone the nerves, and pure Olive Oil
which nourishes the nerves, the bloot
and the entire system. Pleasant t,
take. Contains no alcohol or habit
forming drugs. We promise that i
you are not perfectly satisfied with it
we'll give back your money as soon a
you tell US. Sold only at the 1000 Rex
all Stores, and in this town only bv us
81. 00-Vibber-G Clifford Drug Co., Ken
newick, Wash. ADV. -.
The Kennewick courier. [volume] (Kennewick, Wash.) 1905-1914, 1914-01-30
Lost and Found

small mules, one
black, E. H. C. on left shoulder, two
different brands; other blue or dark
gray with crooked front foot. Will
gladly give reward for any inform
alton or pay anyone to put them up
and let me know. c. H. Brockman'
White Swan. Wash 15-16p
The Kennewick courier. [volume] (Kennewick, Wash.) 1905-1914, 1914-01-30

INDIAN LANDS-in Oregon to be
thrown open to the public Feb. 14th.
If you wish a good farm home or
timber claim at very low govern
ment appraisement, write John
Keefe, Hillsboro, Oregon. Three
years a government surveyor and
tjmberman. 1917
The Kennewick courier. [volume] (Kennewick, Wash.) 1905-1914, 1914-01-30
(To be Continued
BUSINESS HOUSES TO MOVE

r. Stanton will move his insur-
ance Office about the first of tie
month to the east room of the new
The Kennewick courier. [volume] (Kennewick, Wash.) 1905-1914, 1914-01-30

FOR SALE-Duroc Jersey brood SOW.
H. Heiter, West Highlands, phone
30x7. 16p
The Kennewick courier. [volume] (Kennewick, Wash.) 1905-1914, 1914-01-30

FOR SALE-Campbell's Early grape
vines; well rooted, two years old. l.
S. Gleason. 8tf
The Kennewick courier. [volume] (Kennewick, Wash.) 1905-1914, 1914-01-30

FOR SALE-2 dozen Rhode Island Red
hens. Also young Jersey cow, fresh,
an easy mixer, average yearly test,
5.3 percent. F. H. Volland. 1912
The Kennewick courier. [volume] (Kennewick, Wash.) 1905-1914, 1914-01-30

WANTED TO RENT-Small place
with some fruit and garden room,
close in. w. H. Stirling, Pesco,
Wash. 1912
The Kennewick courier. [volume] (Kennewick, Wash.) 1905-1914, 1914-01-30

WILL-person who took ladder from
rear of -Gifford's please re-
turn. it. MO
The Kennewick courier. [volume] (Kennewick, Wash.) 1905-1914, 1914-01-30

PIANO TUNING-J. M. Sch al # r
makes Itri-monthly trips to Kenne
wick. Address P. O. box 158, Walla
Walla. 631p
The Kennewick courier. [volume] (Kennewick, Wash.) 1905-1914, 1914-01-30

FOR SALE-Horse, harness and buggy;
horse five years old. Inquire at this
Office. 14-17p
The Kennewick courier. [volume] (Kennewick, Wash.) 1905-1914, 1914-01-30

TO gasoline engine, and cash
for team. Grassland and Stevens,
Section 8. 14-16p
The Kennewick courier. [volume] (Kennewick, Wash.) 1905-1914, 1914-01-30

FOR SALE-White Wyandotte cock
erels; an unofficial score card with
each bird; scored by competent judge.
So to S. each. E. A. Sharp, Top
penish, Wash. 12-6p
The Kennewick courier. [volume] (Kennewick, Wash.) 1905-1914, 1914-01-30

FOR SALE-Second-h hand Oh. p. Alamo
gasoline engine, 5-h. p. Alamo gas
oline engine; new 2h inch American
centrifugal pump. IT. F. Gladding,
Kennewick, Wash. 16tf
The Kennewick courier. [volume] (Kennewick, Wash.) 1905-1914, 1914-01-30
Miscellaneous

HERE WE ARE-For plumbing call
III. k1tf
The Kennewick courier. [volume] (Kennewick, Wash.) 1905-1914, 1914-01-30

WANTED-to share car for household
goods with someone who is going to
Boise, Idaho. immigration rates.
Apply at this office. kl6p
The Kennewick courier. [volume] (Kennewick, Wash.) 1905-1914, 1914-01-30
For Rent
Wanted

WANTED-Colts to break; prices rea-
sonable, satisfaction guar an tie e. d..
Apply box 122. hiatt
The Kennewick courier. [volume] (Kennewick, Wash.) 1905-1914, 1914-01-30
For Sale

FOR fSALE-A Thoroughbred Jersey
bull, two years old. Mounsey Bros. lot
The Kennewick courier. [volume] (Kennewick, Wash.) 1905-1914, 1914-01-30
A Clean Sweep of all Sweaters

Ladies Best Sc. so Sweaters $3.50
Ladies fine $3.50 all wool 1.9S
Ladies fine 81. SO all wool 1.49
Childrens $500 Sweaters 1.19
The Kennewick courier. [volume] (Kennewick, Wash.) 1905-1914, 1914-01-30


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The Kennewick courier. [volume] (Kennewick, Wash.) 1905-1914, 1914-01-30

All f1eeced lined outing Kimonas
must go at this sale.
So. SO fine outing garments SITS
81. 90 fine outing garments 1.2s
81. rs good heavy garments $50
You must hurry as we have but few
The evening herald. [volume] (Albuquerque, New Mexico) 1914-1922, 1914-10-19
NII TIUNtp RNCk WHo
WIHE ARi.E Tu NAik

|# N.I.. p#t TH -pf che e
H...... wounded turned back to
-... -.uur. yesterday because
tr.. n.r. #H.s r vsIk many we've
..f..u- r.w serious wounds a'
.rH.nH t. uf 49, Green. wnu is
r..r. H.f surgeon fpr the Car-
Iu.. forces under Generai Benjamin
H. .Frr. oame here with the tG
.tH.r wounded Mexicau soldiers who
v.r. permitted -o come into tho
....H -f.I,. fs. Treatment
-.ut .f tHs men turned back
H.t. -Ts"ul rom bullet wuunds
r EU, head said Green Others
H.H h1I urw. ampWafed. Fof most
I1r-r fhr .rIrr turning them back
vH. .,ru.i. sentence to death AZ
.n,rH err rr 8Joluap, hospital facll.
,..,# .f >..u and the iown b. unsan -
HuH
lr Green has made another 80.
quest 'H the stat. department st
Washington 90 bring more CarranEa
wounded into this country
The evening herald. [volume] (Albuquerque, New Mexico) 1914-1922, 1914-10-19
Great Rutain's Cry ,or Help
to Por,Vgai' TaIen W Ger
man Wa Prophet, az Yelp
from Crippled Llan.
POINT TO CHAOTIC
CONDITIONS IN AFRICA
German Reports from Battle
Lines Today indefinite But
Generally Hopeful III Tone.

Hrrliu b,t iH-lN,a Wirrir--
a. ~a,,ilicl --.Crrut Bruain'-
cr, Toe hclp to- rurtu-al the
"yliautlc situation in south h-
ri,a. and a." "rc'u uit~ iu india.
a,yurdn- o. ..duuuu' cmcnl made
~ berlin tuda, lll nrr tcudiu-
te ra,-, D,rmau uuudcn'C Re
pott~ received h,rn from 'uu-
~tantnupic d,- larr that Great
britain ha~ -cnt tnr"c active bat
taIion- from Malta to indin.
Berlin t,in Iuudun. = a. y. M
oct. tO--t.crmau arm, hrad-
ainrt,r~ ha- given out an "tii-
c,m annuunrcmrm under todu,
date a. loliuW-
Tho attaak- ut he ,nem, Co
the west aud uu,'nNc-t ct lilir
have been rcpui-rd %! oar tr""p-
with the uil.unu 81 -Nrrr
iu--se-
In the rl.trrn 1rcns ut ihc
var the situation rcmain- m-
hanged
The evening herald. [volume] (Albuquerque, New Mexico) 1914-1922, 1914-10-19
Believed Unexplained Pre-
sence of German Destloyers
Caught by Cruiser I'm
daunted Was to Check Fleet
ALLIES CLAIM ADVANCE
IN UNCERTAIN LOCALITY
English Newspapers Put Then
Own Interpretation on Kal-
ser's Promise of Speedy Re-
turn 10 Fatherlana.

London oct - G.5U b. l--BE
reaching their t,Htacl,- out to the
scaboard the allied forces have cs-
tapiishcI close contact alth the Brit.
ish uaNl. which is now ON the cN-
trcmr lire ana seems. from the Lon
don view. i1r the moment tu boo, Is
cur0'uall, further German etor. Co
turn this wins
That the Germans m1y have
graspcd tins is perhaps Indicated u
the Otherwise unexplained appear
auey uf the fout ut theit torpedo boat
icstrul crs saturday OF fhe Dutch
coast southwark Ddund % ls sug-
sstcd that IA, object was for rh" de-.
strDyes lp convoy sunWaUucs Nhirh
wuaid dispute the command ui thr
s,a uu the Belgian Ilttosal
should the German navy undertake
this venture. Or would nr .lnfTuntrd
with much the same rruuo-Iliu1 I-
has met the British icst r.nee th'
commencement of th, war and Do
would aasumr the sam, risks of ..l-
Hding with mines heretofore faced Hf
the British alone. because the British
held stretches along the Belgian coast
from Ostcud -uu;hr ard.
10. ss the alIi,s claim their 'ctt can.
not uoa be turned. inv o7ly tlterna.
tR, leu fhg gofmaus is Goo ht.h
ava, tnrough the trlo ui Armies com.
froutin- them ANA General Won
klurk or General Won Amin. or who
over is i1 enmmund OFF the German
rEht ,cems ln mo- Wey leaih to make
the attempt
That thcy have made a fnrwati
move b. evident not only irIW th'
newspaper dispatches but from d
confusion uf these dispatches in Sat
utdas official communication from
Tarl-. which stated thnt the HclgItn'
had repulsed several attempts of th'
Gefuaus Go cross ne river User
which ls ten mier nearer the ooas
thau .s the Thourout Rouiers an,
Meuiau line Hhleh they occupied th'
previous das
AZ on offset to this the British ON
cial Information bureau lu one of it
mre communication said thai the al
lies .n the 4orihcru are, have driver
the Germans back mur" tnan ihirt
miles The PRECISE locality ui th.s a"
vance and retreat De- mot Indicated
bat 10 can have been onA 40 rom
point on this western wins. where iM
Gefmaar are trYiug 60 resume tntt
interrupted dash un Paris hy Whf %
the coast toNns, These. however ar
onl, two points on the human bar
riers which are facing one anothc
tor hundreds of miles. Observers her
think that climax cannot be far ol
The evening herald. [volume] (Albuquerque, New Mexico) 1914-1922, 1914-10-19
TIHIN D~t LINEe 10
DiSgH AfiGI Gt.itMAN tRi N :

Coasantnoric pct De- tNIa LON
don. $3.50 p mI--Ths porte hhr dc
cuucd to dir.htrsr ihe German crews
of the trmseI. Goshcu uut Hrr-lH 1,
which haE, b,cu Loo Turkish waters
since ear, in the hnsuhuse Hud 0hi. h
ere .ald 90 have been solid 1, Germany
io the Turkish sut tcrnmenN
This rcpl, ats sitea in answer 90
Tue British Representations reEfrdine
the continued presence af Germans
Goa board these tWn vessels.
TIE government hts now .holted
the matter. drciarins 90 to 'e doc
mestis question. although 10 hsd pre-
,iously giyen repeated assura1e's thai
these 0ermans would bs rrpluatct