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The Elbert County tribune., 1914-10-02
Pa Gets Peevish.

PA. what's a gondola?''
That's a Venetian boat. SON.
And what's a gondolier?"
That's Venetian boatman."
rs bandolier Venetian bands
man. pa?"
mot another word, Willier
The Elbert County tribune., 1914-10-02

Be happy. Use Red Cross Bag Blue;
much better than. liquid blue. Delights
the laundress. All grocers. Adv.
The Elbert County tribune., 1914-10-02

1t never rains but somebody forgets
his umbrella
The Elbert County tribune., 1914-10-02

YOUR OWN DRUGGIST WILL TELL YOU
Try Murine Eye Remedy, for Red. Weak, watory
just Bye Comfort Write for BOOK of tho Eye
by mall Free. bunno Eye Remedy Co.. Chicago
The Elbert County tribune., 1914-10-02
STATE NEWS
OF INTEREST TO ALL
C o L o r A o o
Pc o PIE
western Newspaper Union New. service.

Dates for Coming E~ents.
Oct. 6e.-colo. New Mex Fair at Du-
rango.
oct. 3o-Nov. .1--Tenth annual DOG Show
at Denver
1sls.-Last Grand Council of North
American Indians at Denver.
The Elbert County tribune., 1914-10-02

The wise man does his duty and lets
the other fellow do the explaining.
The Elbert County tribune., 1914-10-02
Imnortan, to Mothera

CASTORIA, safe and sure remedy 70
infants and children. and see that
The Idaho recorder. [volume] (Salmon City, Idaho) 1886-1927, 1914-01-15
FACTOR IN NATIONAL WEALTH
Figures Show That the Humble Mule
is By no Means TO Be Despised
ss an Asset

The mule business in the United
States has an importance few men
realize. remarks the Iowa Homestead.
The south Is mainly dependent upon
rules for work stock According to
the 1919 census Texas led In the nun
Der OF mules on farms with STATS
while Missouri was second with Bar
0ss. Texas mules were valued al a to-
tai Of t73 7s0s7s. and Missouri. t43-
3s2.i02 The highest average price re-
ported for mature mules was s29s.z5 in
Maine. which had only s42 head. Sew
eral other North Atlantic states which
had only q few mules also had an AE-
efage valuation OF more than $3.50 =
head Among the states with large
numbers OF mature mules. South Caro-
lima had an average value OF s153.54:
Georgia, s149.4s: Missouri. SASS:
Kansas. S159ss: Tennessee. si35.si.
and Illinois. si35.01. The average value
Of mature mules for the whole United
The Idaho recorder. [volume] (Salmon City, Idaho) 1886-1927, 1914-01-15

His pride was NATURAL. for be vas
quite a you1g rJiEt: and there il was
-thert could be no doubt about it,
his piclUre. his great ricture. was
hanging In the Royal academy what's
more. two people stood m0tionless in
front while the artist stood affair. gar
ing at them. Then. I say. Charlie. e"
he asked his friend. do saunter care
lessly by and find out what they are
saying about ny picture. Perhaps they
want 10 buy it," Forthwith Charlie
set out to do a careless sannter. Pres
ently-to the expectant artist the wal;
seemed an eternity-he returned 20
his friend. no business doing" he
sighed shes only flowing him up
for leaving on his nal.pels 100 soon :
The Idaho recorder. [volume] (Salmon City, Idaho) 1886-1927, 1914-01-15
number OF mules and colts was asa,
b72. with a total value Of s5sz. 400 0s0.
yapsnsss Ike Other nablsn

There Is a mistaken but popular be
lief that a japanese baby never cries
There is really no reason why be
should Replete with nouriKhmeni
and rarely denied a sish. he blossoms
Ike q wild rose on the sunny side Of
the hedges. 20 sweet and 10 unre-
strained.
His life IL fan OF rich and varied In.
terestA From his second day on
earth. tied safely 10 his mothers
back under an overcoat made for two.
he tinds amusement for every waking
hour In watching the passH'g show. lie
is the hOnored guest az -rsry family
picnic No matter Whas The hour or
the weather. he is the active member
In ali that concerns the household
amusementz or work
From his perch he participates In
the life Of ;hs Eeighborhood. and IL
part Of all the merry festivals. that
turn the streets into fairyland- Later.
his playground IL the gay market place
OF the dim old temples--Franci liz.
The Idaho recorder. [volume] (Salmon City, Idaho) 1886-1927, 1914-01-15
coLoRs NOT BORNE IN WAR
British Troops &C Into Action Win
out the Inspiration Of the Re9l-
mental colors.

The coIors of the British army are
made Of silk. with gold-fringed edges
and cords and tassels Of crimson and
gold. mounted on a star eight feet
seven inches long.
To insure their absolute correctness
in matters Of detail and pattern. an
oficial Of the Heralds' College acts
as inspector Of colors." He has TO
furnish drawings and designs. and is
responsible that an unauthorized de
uarture is made from them
Every infantry battalion has two
eolors--the wings and the regi-
mental" The former is always Of the
same pattern. and shows the Tnion
jack on q blue ground. while the lat
ter has q wreath OF roses. shamrocks
and thistles. with the regiments motto
and crest. surrounded BY 8 list Of the
various battles in which il has taken
part
Regimental eolors are DO longer car
RED into action but are noS LETT -
The Idaho recorder. [volume] (Salmon City, Idaho) 1886-1927, 1914-01-15
)ISFlGURED WITH PlMPLES

Whitewater, Colo.-"Eczema broke
s. all over my little grandson's face
ap body. 1t just looked as though
tod poison would set up at times
Zen he would scratch himself so
y CHI. The eczema broke out in PIN
W and would run a watery corrup-
~ and wherever the water touched
81 flesh, another pimple would form,
I'll the pimples would form a sore.
~ clothing irritated his body and he
~ his rest at night. The disease
~ so irritating and would itch so
~ l have seen him In such an irri-
zNng condition that he would cry
- scratch himself until the blood
'Npld run. He was very much dis
bred as the skin would be torn from
q cheeks from the scratching.
tried all the simple remedies that
new of to stop the pain and burn
- but they did not cure him. This
|<ht on until January. 1912. when
IAN to use the Cuticura Soap and
Mtment, which proved q complete
1Fe In a short time" (Signed) Mrs
Hpra Stephens, Nov. 10, 1912.
&uticura Soap and Ointment sold
the world. Sample of each
= with 32-p. Skin Book. Address post
~ "Cuticura, Dept. L. Boston."-Adv.
The Idaho recorder. [volume] (Salmon City, Idaho) 1886-1927, 1914-01-15
10Y DESERVED TO ~GET BY"
|hanees Are indianapolis Younsster
Will Adorn Legal Profession IL
He Adopts II.

A youngster of ten was eating
Fapes at the dinner table and making
buch noise, says the Indianapolis
Jews. Bobby" said his grandmother.
you must not be so noisy eating
rapes." Well" said Bobby, Il have
j get the intestines out"
\ The same ten-year-old went across
be street to visit friend. and some
Inference of opinion brought on a
IS ht. He came home and told about
Bobby" said his grandfather, Il
"a afraid / shall have to punish you
Hr that You go over to his house
BID then become quarrelsome and dis
.kreeable and make trouble. Don't
Blu think ought to punish your"
q Grandpa" said Bobby, when I
Tow up to be man am going to be
lawyer, and then I'll get whole lot
81 other layers and we'll pass a law
q at no child under ten years old shall
81 punished" That was how Bobby
lot by" that time.
The Idaho recorder. [volume] (Salmon City, Idaho) 1886-1927, 1914-01-15

How could know that man was her
friend or her relatsvef ] intend to
keep that hat until the young woman
herself claims IT, have not had any
thing happen that has so upset me
In years"
You don't think any harm has
come TO herr questioned the girl.
Il cannot think what harm could.
and yeti is very strange She was
about the age OF my dear daughter
when she died. and | cannot get her
out OF her mind. when you first ap-
peared in the doorway you gave me
quite a start. thought you were she.
II ! can find any trace OF her. mean
to investigate this matter. have a
feeling that that girl needs friend "
Il am sure she would be very happy
10 have a friend like you" said the
girl. and there was something ia the
The Idaho recorder. [volume] (Salmon City, Idaho) 1886-1927, 1914-01-15
Why Willie Was Left.

Mayor Hunt of Cincinnati said of a
&gruntled politician:
x''His hands are tied. He can do
bthing. He is like Willie in the
Christmas game Of snapdragon.
'Willie, at Christmas party given
81 his sister, was allowed to partici-
tie in the snapdragon game, and sat
hid band Of beautiful girls of nine
ZEN or So
THE lights went out, the usual
hbbing for favors began, and then,
ben the lights went up again, Willie
rs to be seen crying bitterly.
What's the matter Willie? Didn't
~ get anything?' lady asked.
No. robbed Willie. spitefully. AS
e pm as it got dark that consumed
4 n with the brown whiskers-boo,
pO!-he grabbed my hands and didn't
up kissing them till the lights went
~ againi'"
The Idaho recorder. [volume] (Salmon City, Idaho) 1886-1927, 1914-01-15
MIaaed the Blood storx.

Sir William Trcloar recently told .
story OF n servant who was once EN-.
ployed at HIS Cripples' Home at Al
ton. says the Taller One day during
lunch time there was heavy down
fall OF rain. and sir William said to
the little maid who was waiting at
table. why. Lizzie. II Is almost Ike
the flood"
The food. Sir William said the
girl,
Yes, the food. Noah, you know
and Mount Ararat'
Il never nave no time to look at the
papers," she replied apologetically.
The Idaho recorder. [volume] (Salmon City, Idaho) 1886-1927, 1914-01-15

"oh. mother" cried a youngstar
who had been visiting an elder bro
Their in school. Il learned lots to
day"
What was one thing you iearnedf~
asked the parent
Il learned in the 'rithmetie clasa.-
was the reply. that the square Of the
base and the perpendicular OF right
handed triangle is equal 10 the sun
OF the hlppipotamus. Chicago Trfe-
unR
The Idaho recorder. [volume] (Salmon City, Idaho) 1886-1927, 1914-01-15
clIENr WAS GRATEFUL.
Would Have Rewarded "Piumed
Knight" for Timely Aid.

When Blaine was young lawyer
and cases we're few. he was asked 10
defend poverty stricken tramp ac-
cused OF stealing watch. He pleaded
with all the ardor at HIS command.
drawing so pathetic picture with
such convincing energy that IL the
close of his argument the court was
In tears and even the tramp wept.
The jury deliberated few minutes
and returned the verdict mot guilty"
Then the tramp drew himself up,
tears streaming down his face as he
looked at the future plumed knight
and said:
Sir. have never heard 80 grand
q plea. have not cried before since
! was child have no money with
which to reward you, but drawing =
package from the depths Of hts
ragged clothesl. here's the watch:
take II and welcome "--p Pittsburgh
Chronicle Telegraph
The Idaho recorder. [volume] (Salmon City, Idaho) 1886-1927, 1914-01-15

come. for my cook is IN the last
stages of despair over the dinner.
Miss Remington. how do you manage
to look so fresh and lovely after a
long sea voyageG You must tell me
your secret"
The young man looked down al the
girl and saw that her dress was In
perfect taste for the occasion, and
also that she was very young and
beautiful He was watching her
with a kind of proprietary pride as
she moved forward to be INTRODUCED
to the other guests. when he saw her
sweep one quick glance around the
room, and for Just an instant hesitate
and draw back Her face grew white:
then. with a supreme effort, she con-
trolled her feelings. and went through
her part with perfect ease.
When Judge Blackwell was intro
duced to the girl, he looked at her
with what seemed to Durham to be
more than a passing interest: but the
delicate tinting OF her face. the dainty
line OF cheek and chin and ear, the
sweep of her dark lashes. and the
ripple OF her brown hair. as he tried
to converse easily with her. an an old
friend might.
At length the Judge turned to the
girl and said:
Miss Remington. you remind me
strongly of young woman who was
In my Office this afternoon.
The delicate color fiickered out oi
the girls face entirely. leaving even
her lips white. but she lifted her darl
eyes bravely to the kindly blue ones
and with sweet dignity baffied the
questioned recognition In his look,
Yes. you are so much like hel
that would think you were-her sis
ter perhaps. IL 1t were not for tbs
name.' Judge Blackwell went on
"She was a most interesting anS
beautiful young lady" The old gen
tleman bestowed UPON the girl lool
that was like a benediction. "Excus,
me for speaking of it, but her dresl
was something soft and beautiful, lik'
yours. and seemed TO suit her face
was deeply interested In her. a.
though until this afternoon she was
stranger. She came to me for a small
matter of business and after IL wa
attended to. and before she receives
the papers. she disappeared! She ha,
removed her hat and gloves, as sh
was obliged to wait some time 70
certain matters to be looked up. AM
these she left behind her. The ha
is covered with long, handsome
plumes of the color of rich cream
in coffee"
Young Durham glanced down a
the cloth of the girls gown, and wa
startled to find the same rich creamy
coffee tint In Its silky folds; yet sh
did not show by so much as q fiicke
of an eyelash that she was passin
under the keenest inspection.
why should she want to disaI
pearl" The question was asked COOL
and with as much interest as
! stranger would be likely TO show.
!, Il cannot imagine" said the oil
man speculatively. She apparentl
had health and happiness, II one ma
, Judge from her appearance, and sh
came to me of her own free wi
on a matter of business. Immediatel
after her disappearance. two wei
dressed men entered my Office an
! inquired for her. One had an inte
> lectual head, but looked hard an
cruel; the other was very handsome
and disagreeable When he could nc
7 find the young lady, he laid clair
, to her hat, but had 1t locked away
The Idaho recorder. [volume] (Salmon City, Idaho) 1886-1927, 1914-01-15
Not a connolsseur.

traising the wines OF California,
Ne Percival. the author. said at a
) in Garvanza:
rhe people who sneer at California
nes are the type who Judge q bot
Y contents by its label They have
PASTE. such people. They are like
coifeur in the beauty parlor.
As the coiffeur bent over a lady's
urn head at the lunch hour. an
ciate coiffeur entered the room
n roared:
Say. you. you're tinting that
rs hair with my beeri'
Goodness said the other coineur.
ust have drunk the dye. thenl'"-
Francisco Chronicle.
The Idaho recorder. [volume] (Salmon City, Idaho) 1886-1927, 1914-01-15

A small boy had been vaccinated.
and after the operation the doctor
prepared TO bandage the sore arm.
but the boy objected.
Put II on the other arm. doctor
Why. no." said the physician. 4
want 20 put the handage on your sore
arm. so the boys at school won't hit
you on f.
Put II on the other arm. doc" re-
iterated the small boy: you don't
know the fellows at our school. LA
dies Home Journal.
The Idaho recorder. [volume] (Salmon City, Idaho) 1886-1927, 1914-01-15

ills cured me of that and the Kidney
|Fouble. l take Dodd's Kidney Pills
DIV to keep from having Backache.
d n years old and farmer. You are
Il liberty to publish this testimonial.
|hd you may use my picture in con-
kction with it." Correspond with Mr..
5>nith about this wonderful remedy.
4 Dodd's Kidney Pills, SOC. per box at
Dur dealer or Dodd's Medicine Co..
#iifalo, N. Y. Write for Household
nts. also music of National Anthem
English and German words) and reel
rs for dainty dishes. All 3 sent free.
The Idaho recorder. [volume] (Salmon City, Idaho) 1886-1927, 1914-01-15

hind at headquarters when battalion
proceeds on service. This has been
the rule since the Boer var in 1881 4
couple Of years earlier two young Off
GERS Of the South Wales Borders
were killed while endeavorins to pre-
vent the cOlors. OF which they had
charge. from falling into the hands Of
the enemy At the battle Of lssndhp
wana
The Idaho recorder. [volume] (Salmon City, Idaho) 1886-1927, 1914-01-15


not think i would be
alive today If 1t
were not for Dodd's
Kidne y Pills. /
strained my back
about forty years
ago, which left 1t
very weak. I was
troubled with inflam-
nation Of the blad-
The Idaho recorder. [volume] (Salmon City, Idaho) 1886-1927, 1914-01-15
SYNOPSIS

Tyron Durham. just alighted from d
train. IL approached by a beautiful girl
who asks his protection. She Il in fear
OF pursuit, but declines TO give the cause
OF her distress. Durham takes her to
his home and In the absence OF his moth
for her
The Idaho recorder. [volume] (Salmon City, Idaho) 1886-1927, 1914-01-15
Dancer Ahead.

Young husband tto wifel--Didnt I
telegraph TO you not 20 bring your
mother with you?
Young wife--l know. That's whae
she wants TO see you about She read
the telegram.
The Idaho recorder. [volume] (Salmon City, Idaho) 1886-1927, 1914-01-15
A Near Humorlss.

PA, what il a near humoristT
"A near humorist son. Is a person
who says. when he fnds an oyster h
a stew: well. well. little stranger
what are you doing heress--Birm-
tnghafn Age Herald.
The Idaho recorder. [volume] (Salmon City, Idaho) 1886-1927, 1914-01-15

MY husband don't care for grad
opera
But / notice that he apPlauds via
orously.-
HE does that to keep awake.
washington Herald
The Idaho recorder. [volume] (Salmon City, Idaho) 1886-1927, 1914-01-15

What's the title OF this moving
RreF'
a Drunkard's Career, In three
Rshsw, A drunkard's career that
pins only three reels is nothing
excited over"
The Idaho recorder. [volume] (Salmon City, Idaho) 1886-1927, 1914-01-15

%me OF the things you are waiting
pin come to you much quicker II
hand the waiter a quarter.
The Idaho recorder. [volume] (Salmon City, Idaho) 1886-1927, 1914-01-15

that cough. the source of Pneumonia,
Prompt sse Of Deans MenthOlated
N Drops gives reliei--5e st DruEglstA
The Idaho recorder. [volume] (Salmon City, Idaho) 1886-1927, 1914-01-15
no BIZ coNTTNUEDJ


How IL my cientr' inquired the
lawyer at the prison gate.
Shut up" replied the warden --.
Williams Purple Gov.
The Idaho recorder. [volume] (Salmon City, Idaho) 1886-1927, 1914-01-15
A GRATEFUL OLD MAN.

mr.. w. d. Smith, Ethel. KY, writes:
have been using Dodd's Kidney Pills
b ten or twelve years and they have
sne me a great deal of good. / do
The Idaho recorder. [volume] (Salmon City, Idaho) 1886-1927, 1914-01-15

bilious man should rather enjoy
B handed q lemon
The Idaho recorder. [volume] (Salmon City, Idaho) 1886-1927, 1914-01-15

well. how did you sleep last
mighty Goethe spent the night there
once
sanita badly Ny husband sdOres
The Idaho recorder. [volume] (Salmon City, Idaho) 1886-1927, 1914-01-15

Ae income tax viii no doubt pro
4 big crop Of strange bedfellows-
The Idaho recorder. [volume] (Salmon City, Idaho) 1886-1927, 1914-01-15

A woman is content to wait on the
man she loves forever. but aha won't
wait for him half an hour.
The Idaho recorder. [volume] (Salmon City, Idaho) 1886-1927, 1914-01-15

Important 70 Mothers
famine carefully every bottle Of
ToRlA. a safe and sure remedy for
nts and children. and see that Il
The Idaho recorder. [volume] (Salmon City, Idaho) 1886-1927, 1914-01-15

an increase OF over tZ,nVO.oVO. or near
ly 10 per cent
The mine production Of gold In Ne
yada I'm 1913 decreased about 10 per
cent. from sI3.45g,l 1870 In 1912 10 tl2..
072.OOO In 1913. The silieeOus ores
cyanided were the main source Of gold.
which. In the form Of bullion. was
shipped chiefly from Goldheld, Tono-
pah Fairview Wonder. Virginia City.
Manhattan. Round Mountain. National
and seven TrouKhs
From a metallurEical point Of view
the status OF speiter production was
not materially changed during 1913,
This IL not To imply a dearth Of expert
ment and research IN the winning OF
zinc. on the contrary. there was mark.
ed activity in almost all branches OF
zinc ore treatment
The lead mine output Of Nevada de-
creased from - 500.1oo pounds IA 1913
To 1890. 900 pounds in 1918. or about
n per cent This decrease Is largely
due 10 the falling off OF shipments
from the BuiiionEflie failing dump near
Phoebe
Substantial Improvement has been
made In 1913 In methods Of recovering
gold and silver. but few striking limo
yations were brought forward As has
been the case IN recent years. the
cyanide process was the most import
ant In point OF quantity and value Of
metals recovered
Nevada IN 1913 was the leading state
In silver production. which came main
~ from tie silver ores at Tonopah
The mine production increased 70
about 1900. 600 ounces. or about per
cent Eleven Of the Tonopah Ininez
The evening herald. (Klamath Falls, Or.) 1906-1942, 1914-10-06
Girls Prefer Jobs
to Getting Married

Ia the city. compared With 5sb.sii in
1909. while 25s.sii females hold po-
sitions nos. against iss,ssT in 1910.
The men gained only ss per cent,
while the women gained IS per cent.
These statistics show the women
Of today are fast breaking away from
eeouomic dependence on men" said
Bodinc. Girls are not now marry
ing JUS, 10 &c; $ home. Statistics
show that marriages are not increas-
Ing with the same percentage OF gains
rs the population
Some uf the occupations in which
women and girls OF Chicago are en-
gagged. and tho number employed. are
as follows; stenographers si.scs.
dressmakers 1899. domesiies 3t.-
oI3. physicians saa. mattresses .e5.
bookkecpers s.s7T. merchants SAFE.
telephone operators 4,7T7. miiilners
s.isi. teachers s.5Ts.
The evening herald. (Klamath Falls, Or.) 1906-1942, 1914-10-06
Legal Notices
Notice for Publication
mot Coal I.andsl

department of the Interior. United
States Land Office at Lakeview,
Oregon, September 2. 1914.
Notice is hereby given that Hattie
c. Linxi. whose postoffiee address ID
Klamath Falls. Oregon. did. on the
goth day OF May. 1914. die In this
oisicc sworn statement and applica-
ton No. 0755T. to purchase the NV
4 NwA tbeIng lot ~. Section Z.
Township sS S. Range 10 E.. William
cite meridian. and the timber there
on. under the provisions OF the act
Of June 3,ls7s, and acts amendatory,
known as the Timber and Stone
Law" at such value as might be fixed
by aplTaisement, and that. pursuant
to such application. the land and tim
ber thereon have been appraised at .
total OF si00, the timber estimated
l6e.ooo board feet. at so cents per
NJ. and the land $40: that said appli-
cant viii offer final proof In support
of her application and sworn state
ment on the eth day of November.
1914, before &. n. De Lap. county
clerk OF Klamath county. at Klamath
Falls. Oregon.
ANY person is at liberty to protest
The evening herald. (Klamath Falls, Or.) 1906-1942, 1914-10-06

our "mpifo aud be- master Of All
Europe
The Germans are almost at ouI
gates, IN" gallant Iiolslans and
Ireheh arc keeping them back matt
'n0to British troops arrive In France
n"f lli'lo army Ia doing iis best, bat
lho daubiisss spirit OF our thousands
'Anh"t hold out forever agains, Ger.
n'ah, > millions Soon they must be
Al our aoers
Then. u "a. German army should
rono. your freedom. your home. per.
haiss your lite. viii so. Nothing viii
tnati1F s1 yoa lhsn These streets
NIll DO FLIED sl,h German troopa
Perhaps Sous hon. will be burned
doHa, bei those things siii bo moth.
inr whst Siil matter ls that all your
ii'o }on aIil br under tho heel Of the
German army. you will lose even the
iiEht va pat poster Ike this ON yodr
~HfN Nrsf'Ff- ~ P"F P'tfss tssAHHsfA ~
German ofEisor. 1ha, viii be- tia. end
Ol England.
Men. Hiii you io, England go
doshf she has done something for
you she has given you freedom and
sheltered yoa while 'yTan,s tratppicd
an ether lands. She has given you
peaceful years and your ehildtea op.
por,uHl,ios She has made you proud.
er Than a Roman,
viii you help her nos. England
10 iu the graves, peril sh. has ever
known. and 10. coo men can save her.
Our li,,ir army II lighting sxains,
sr"a, odds while you stand here. VIII
Fou Stand and see II hoatsn'
Give yourself for home defense ar
foreign service. Your family viii be
AIRED for and yon will be FIRE. after
he var Apply at the pos.ofiie., "