The Chickasha daily express. (Chickasha, Indian Territory [Okla.]) 1899-current, 1914-05-29
TWO MOTHERS 4S-LAW

BY NJ. ). PORTER.

we're wed both the Lees anu behhellA
we're pleased.
The friends of the happy couple
were pleased
They will get along like two turtle
doves" was the general verdict
They had been married just two
years, and their baby was ten months
old. when the following things hap
pened:
A boil made its appearance on Lees
leg and began % ache.
Some one stole his six ieghorn
chickens.
His collie dog was fool enough to
chase a rabbit so far into the next
county that he lost himself.
A party to whom he had loaned 5000
went into bankruptcy
Mrs. Lee had toothache-
Baby had collie.
Up to this date 1t had been fair
weather with the Lees. Nothing had
occurred to provoke dissensiou-
Young Mr. Lee came home fairly
longing to kick the dog. Ills wife had
been wishing for an hour past that
she could kick a cat.
1t was the wife who touched the
match. They we're at the table and
had been rather shy Of conversation,
when she observed:
II see that we are to have circus
next week
YUM growled the husband
sWill we go?"
Not By a dsfned sightl Haven't
we had enough circus right here at
home the past week to last us for the
next five years?"
And who's to blame for it?" asked
the wife.
'.I'm not saying"
THAT means you think am. and 1t
is mean OF you'll Did cause your
boilg"
Never mind"
but ! viii mind. am not going
to be blamed unjustly. have had
something to try my patience every
hour for days, but l haven't snapped
you up.8
Ten minutes later the. husband put
on his hat, and without saying word
he walked of.
zen see who gets the best Of
that!'s said the wife as she looked
after him.
Twenty minutes later, without hav-
ing cleared of the table, she was en-
route for her fathers house.
Harry and ! have separated" was
the announcement she made as her
mother met her at the door.
Harry had gone direct to his wild
owed mothers home. and in response
to her anxious inquiries as to why he
looked so broken up, he said;
Il fear that Nina and mUst partl"
"But why?'
"She has no care for my feelings" !"
lie told his story, but the mother
said little. When he had departed she
sent word to Ninas mother to come
over, and then learned that the wife
had left hex b5d n Then the two
mothers sat down TO talk and plan.
They were mothers-in-law worth
having. Ninas mother went home
and said to the weeping bride-wife:
''My dear. you have done just right"
IL thought you might blame me-"
Not a single bit nor does his
mother. She says she wonders how
you managed to live with Harry for a
single month"
WHY, Harry has always been kind
and goodl" protested the surprised
wife.
Don't seek to excuse him. If any
thing ails you he has no sympathy.
Let him have headache and he must
play the BOBBY"
Why mother, he is never BOBBY"
"If he says thing is so he won't
allow you to dispute him"
but he has often given In to me-"
You poor child. how sacrificing you
are. but it must end now. Father will
+ 90 with you to lawyer in the morn
ing"
Why see :. lawyer
ITO file bill for divorce. Of course.
Nina, how coon after marriage did
Harry begin to beat you?"
"Motheri" sac gasped
How many times has he turned
you outdoors at midnight"
Mother. cant sit here and hear
you talk about Harry Ike that. tell
you he is a good husband"
I Il see how it isl" sighed the
mother. He has pounded and bull
dozed you until you are afraid to cali
your soul your own You just wait
until it becomes knorn how he has
used you and it may result in a coat
Of tar and feathers for himl"
The excited wife got on her hat,
grabbed the baby and the perambu-
lator, and started for her own home
at gallop.
On leaving his mothers house the
huffy husband had taken long walk
and then gone home When ke found
the house deserted he went back to
his mother to announce the fact.
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