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El Nuevo mexicano., 1914-07-23
CANOSA A LOS II AMOS
nj una SOFA CANA 4 Los So
Soy una do las muchas personas que a.
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suMiNISTRo La PRUEsA, GRATIS

fer5nitane enviarla gratis informes completes,
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El Nuevo mexicano., 1914-07-23
FL PERJUlclo DE LAS NuTRIAs
LLEGA A su LIMlTE.

FL Guardian de GAIA y Pesca lie Pedi-
ra a la Legislature Una Ley Autorl-
zando la Muerte de Estos ANNA
les; so ArboIes de Fruta Destrui-
dos en- oic caIiente.
El Nuevo mexicano., 1914-07-23

ESTE CUP0N GaATlS e ea,s asi Isstog q a. s sste
peri6dico para recihir rrassita1ne4 rte Ias
ilstrucciones cofnpiefas de Is Sra. Chapman.
para r~essituir al ca.clo canoeo el color v
celieza Juvcnil. Co-te este cup6n v cuyieio
con 50 curtR. Waldo aolamente 81 81 usa
easeEuida. Euvfe una ~estanpiia de ccsreo-
1 &c D certavos para In respuerta. Diriaee a
So Mary X. Chapman, S 1852 N. Gros-
LNsner Bldg- Providence. X. l., =. u. A..
AftSO ESPECIAL: A tod lsctor o le-tora de este
peFlnieo cue no dPsee fener canss todo 81 rrfo de
SO VIDA, le ac0nseio que apfogcchc enseruida Ia
eierta Eenerosa anterior. La bue1a reputaci6n da
Ia Sra. Chapman, pruoba 10 rincers cue S 81 oferts.
El Nuevo mexicano., 1914-07-23

FL nuevo p%residente de la repdblica
por medic de fiIas dobles de soldados,
pas0 hacia 81 Palacio Nacional para
ocupar Ell alto puesto que lie confia-
ran. Las bandas de mdsica tocaron Ell
himno nacional mientras que las fuer-
zas presentation armas y rendian al
~presidente los honores que merece co
mo Ell primer magistrate de la ma
cion.
Dos de los ~diputados hablaron Sc
veramente contra la aceptacion de Ia
rennneia de Huerta diciendo que era
una debil sumision a los EsRdos
Unidos, otfos dos ~diputados habia-
ron mucho a favor de la guerra fra !
Wood County reporter. [volume] (Grand Rapids [i.e. Wisconsin Rapids], Wis.) 1857-1923, 1914-01-01
CHAPTER XXI.

The morning after the election, Clio
ria called for the Banner as soon as
she Weakened The headlines told her
at once that her father had been de-
feated. She searched carefully
through the paper for some reference
to Joe Wright, but no mention was
made Of him. Naturally enough, the
Banner was not in a iubilant mood.
1t predicted dire things in store for
Belmont, but Gloria, remembering
what she had learned at so bitter a
cost, felt that any change must be for
the better
The girl had now recovered from
the first severity of the shock, and was
anxious to know for q certainty what
had become Of Wright. She knew that
he lived and was not seriously injured
else there would have been some men
ton of him in the paper The day pre-
vious she had thought much OF him,
but there had been much else for her
to think Of Now with return to
what was to be for her the normal
she wanted to know how he Jared
All the morning Gloria spent in re
Wood County reporter. [volume] (Grand Rapids [i.e. Wisconsin Rapids], Wis.) 1857-1923, 1914-01-01

cross Net in Belmont everyone knew
everyone else and never a week passed
but what they all met at least in pass
ing.
Il wosld be impossible for him to
avoid Gloria altogether. He was frank
enough to acknowledge to himself that
he would undoubtedly seek those
places where there would be some Ger
tatnty OF his meeting her To be- in
the same town with her meant that he
could not give her up. Yet he knew
tbat any overtures he might make
would be worse than useless. He felt
that her prejudice was such that there
could never be established that bond
without which matrimony is unholy.
The RULED pool may again be calm,
the misted mirror may again be clear.
yet he believed in her ignorance she
would feel that when two hearts but
once have broken troth there is no
alchemy that love disuIs can make
the past 10 live again and the dead
present as though it had not been
The harder he tried 10 fight against
his conviction of what he should do
the more Wright was convinced that
there was but one course for him to
pursue: it would be best for him to
leave Belmont This would be not for
j week or a month, but for ali time
1t would be necessary for him to dis
pose OF the paper, but this he could
Wood County reporter. [volume] (Grand Rapids [i.e. Wisconsin Rapids], Wis.) 1857-1923, 1914-01-01

seen that It's custom only which rem
ders that impossible that otherwise is
nothing so; for of those nations who
have no manner knowledge of cloth
ing, some are situated under the same
temperature as We are, and some in
much colder climates. And besides,
our most tender parts are always
exposed to the air, as the eyes, mouth,
nose and ears, Had we been born
with necessity upon US of wearing
petticoats and breeches there is no
doubt but Nature would have forti-
fed those parts she intended should
be exposed to the fury of the seasons
with a thicker skin. as she has done
t! finger ends and the soles of the
feet.-Montaigne
Wood County reporter. [volume] (Grand Rapids [i.e. Wisconsin Rapids], Wis.) 1857-1923, 1914-01-01
CHAPTER xN.-continued.

-
Nothing of a personal nature had
been allowed to help contribute to this
success. No mention had been made
IN the News of the assault on its edi-
tor in Mike Noonan's lodging house,
because to Wright it had appeared as
a personal matter The day previous
Gloria had denounced him and cried
aloud for vengeance. He recognized
that had Gloria not been mixed up in
the affair the result might have been
the same, but the personal element
VAS what made him hold his peace.
The news that the day had been car
ried for good government was only a
temporary intoxicant There were a
few moments of exhilaration when his
real feelings were submerged in the
general rejoicing that David Kerr had
been given q more severe setback
than he had ever before received.
Then came the ebb of the tide, leav-
ing him on the desolate shore OF dis
hearteulng uncertainty. The past was
nightmare and the future a blank.
The tumult and the cheers had died
Il way TIC III 6sOo Dd4ltlS dt last v Gl =
stilled his sitting-room with two win
dows on the street and its own private
entrance had been cleared OF tobacco
smoke, and the reception he had held
when it was learned the election had
gone his way was at an end. when
Joe Wright sat himself down alone in
the quiet of the first hours of the
morning to take stock of his future.
Gloria? What'of her?
1t was always Gloria, Gloria, Gloria,
running through his mind. knocking at
the door Of his heart
Always OF the Gloria who had
spgrned him, he thought, for he knew
nothing of the part she had played in
the lodging house. 1t was not stu
alton to contemplate with equanimity
this living in the same town with
the woman he loved madly Were Bel
mont OF some size. a city like St. Louis
or Pittsburgh, there would be the prob
ability that their paths would seldom
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AND HONEY STILL Is THERE
caIifornian's Attempt to Rob Hive Re-
suited in His Losing Fourteen
Chickens.

Arthur ]. Holmes, a Beresford
(Cal) farmer, whose establishment is
near the summer home Of Antoine
Borel, was not cut out for a bee fan
cier. Some time ago While pruning
some trees on his farm, Arthur was
overjoyed to discover a colony Of bees
ensconced in hollow limb, busily en-
gagged in making honey.
Recently he decided that the time
was ripe to sample this unexpected
luxury, so he proceeded to the tree
and began operations by poking in the
hole with a large stick. Then things
happened
The bees, alarmed and angered at
this treatment, came forth to do bat.
tie and in a trice Arthur was hitting
the high spots for home, followed by
the buzzing swarm. An hour later he
thought it safe to come out again, and
cautiously approached the bee tree.
which was near the chicken pen.
Stark and stiff in the Enclosure lay
fourteen newly Matched chickens. The
bees. having lost their human prey,
had wreaked their vengeance upon the
defenseless chicks.
Wood County reporter. [volume] (Grand Rapids [i.e. Wisconsin Rapids], Wis.) 1857-1923, 1914-01-01
SYNOPSIS.

Gloria Kerr. motherless girl. who has
spent most Of her life in school. arrives
Or her fathers home IN Belmont DAVID
Kerr is the political boss OF the Town
ard Is anxious to prevent his daughter
learning Of his real character. kendall
representing the Chicago packers. Is ne
gotiating with Judge Gilbert, Kerr's chief
adviser, for a yaiua bic franchise. Ihey
fear the opposition OF Joe Wright editor
* the reform paper. Kerr asks the as
sistauce Of Judge Gilbert in introducing
Gloria O. Belmont society. and promises
10 help him put through the packers
franchise and let him have all the graft.
Gloria meets Joe Wright at the Gllberts
Il appears they are on intimate terms.
having met previously on a touring party
in Europe. The GilbeTts invite Gloria TO
stay with them pending the reTurnishlng
~ the Kerr home. Wright begins his night
against the proposed franchise in the col
uHlus 81 his paper. the Belmont News
Kerr through his henchmen. eNeTts eF-
cry influence to hamper Wright IN tie
publication Of his paper. Gloria takes up
settlement work. Kerr and his IeutenantS
decide to buy KerT's paper and ask me
editor to meet them al Giiberts oilce
Calling At tHIbert'S office 10 solicit 90
nation Gloria meets Wright. He proposes
and is accepted while waiting to be called
into the conference Wright refuses to
sell his paper and declares he will fight to
p finish. The Belmont News appears with
bitteE attack on Kerr. Gloria calls
Wright q coward and refuses to listen TO
any explanation from him. BrUken-Ieart-
ID. Gloria decides TO plunge more deeply
into settlement work She calls on q sick
girt Of the underworld. named Ella. She
learns for the first time that her father Is
the head IT a notorious gang OF political
Eralters. Sounds of a conflict are heard
81 the room over Elias. Gloria finds
Wright unconscious. a victim of an at
tempted ssassinatiOn BY thugs in the pay
ri the political ring She hides him IN
ELIAS room and de7es The thugs. She
awes them by announcing that she is
Kerrs daughter. Ella threatens to give
tp Wright to the thugs and is choked in
- uncoasciousness by Gloria, who then
falls unconscious on Wrighrs body.
Wood County reporter. [volume] (Grand Rapids [i.e. Wisconsin Rapids], Wis.) 1857-1923, 1914-01-01
HIS STOCK IN TRADE.

The nervous little man next TO the
car window sized up the fat man who
shared the seat with him and ventured
the inquiry:
''How's business"
Cant complain" said the other la
conieally
What do you deal in?'
"Mothers-in-law, billy goats, the
weather, slit skirts. tramps. stranded
actors, candidates, politics and the
like
.'Whattyye tryin' to do?" snarled the
nervous little man 'Tryin' to kid
me-"
Nope" the fat man grinned. The
things l have named in large meas
ure comprise my stock in trade You
see, my dear sir, l am a professional
writer of jokes and anecdotes. =
Youngstown Telegram.
Wood County reporter. [volume] (Grand Rapids [i.e. Wisconsin Rapids], Wis.) 1857-1923, 1914-01-01
The Daughter Of David Kerr
By HARRY KING TOOTLE
illustrations
Copyright by A. c. Acclars & Co. Ia1a

What was Mrs. Hayes connection
with that-ah-little episode?" he
asked Il gathered from DR.. Norton
that in some way or other she knew
something about it"
DR.. Hayes stared at him in amaze
ment Miss Kerr had never uttered
word, yet he readily believed. as did
the others, that both Wright and she
were the only ones who could tell the
story. The woman In whose room they
had been found was still in delirious
condition at the city hospital and
nothing could be learned from her
Although Kerr had ordered the police
to bring in Ryan and Kelly. the search
had been unsuccessful.
What" gasped DR.. Hayes, don't
you know how you got out of that
mess and why the thugs didn't finish
your
Wright shook his head. His visitors
manner puzzled him.
Il don't know a thing. think some
one helped me in some way or other.
but Dr.. Norton claimed ne knew moth
ing.
Well, I'll be darned!"
Don't; there's no occasion for it
now-you're out of politics The first
thing [ knew was when l heard Dr.
Norton say, He's coming TO. all
right
Soon Hayes picked up his hat to go
He stood for an instant, as if inviting
Wright to speak. AS he did not do
so, the visitor asked, thinking OF Clio
ria the while:
Is there anything you want to know,
now that you're going on a vacation,
or would you like me to deliver any
messages"
NO, none" Then after a pause, ct
is better So
Well, I'm off. remarked the doctor
He spoke carelessly, to hide his re-
gret, for at heart he keenly sympa-
thized with the man who was making
so strong a fight for a principle that
love itself had to give way before it.
Then he added, apparently as an after
thought, by the way, believe that
offer for your paper still holds good"
Wright laughed, the little world
weary laugh he had sometimes permit
ted himself since he and Gloria had
parted in Judge Gilbert's office.
My vacation has started ne an
swered. "and I'm not talking business.
But you can tell Judge Gilbert for me
that the Belmont News is not on the
market for his clients
All right, I'll tell him." Hayes re
piled as they shook hands. Here's
good luck to you on your vacation
Wright smiled grimly. the thought
that good luck would perch upon his
standard was a sorry hope. He refused
to bind himself to the truth with any
fieeting consolation such as that
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Trouble at the crossin'.

''EIullo, Cyrus. How's things oven
to tn Crossin'?"
Pretty dubsrous. We got a race
war on"
MOI"
Yep. Couple O S~edes from Wis
consin started a market garden on tn
north-rd'
"Wel1?"
The board o seIsctmen held a
meetin' right away an passed a anty.
alien act
We'll, WE'LL"
Yep Peleg Brown has writ to GUY.
Johnson of Californy, askin' how to
enforce it. An everybody in town is
wonderful"
''Wonderin' WHAT"
Eff Sweden is goin' to declare war"
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grandfather, and at 40 the politics of
his great-grandfather. At so he has
nothing that can be called politics, but
merely a set of prejudices of no use
to anybody" Thus Bernard Shaw is
an admirable example of confusion Of
thought What are prejudices? Opin-
ions for which there is no warrant in
reality It is, of course, commonly OBJ
served that the opinions Of 20 are
formed upon a wide and deep knowI-
edge of human nature. Men Of so
are recognized by all the younger
generation to Lack that altogether.
Wood County reporter. [volume] (Grand Rapids [i.e. Wisconsin Rapids], Wis.) 1857-1923, 1914-01-01
No Chance Possible

When Myron brought home his
monthly school report, it made very
poor showing.
This is very unsatisfactory, said
his father, looking over the report, Il
am not at all pleased with IT,"
Il knew you wouldn't be-" answered
Myron. Il told the teacher SO, but she
said she couldn't change THAR
Der's
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IS a. 81 lSWzlLEo ~ "
Over the Phone.

rs this Mrs. Blithering Brcwn?'
"Yes. Who's talking?"
Mrs. Benjamin Green. Is Mary Jane
Blocker cooking for you know
She is. Cooked for you, didn't
she?"
Yes, and you took her away from
me-
"Oh. no. didn't"
You say you didn't? Then who
did,"
Why, | was told it was the humane
society Good-by, dear"
A violent clash of receivers. Quick
calls for the repair department.
Wood County reporter. [volume] (Grand Rapids [i.e. Wisconsin Rapids], Wis.) 1857-1923, 1914-01-01
His EXCUSE

Loogy yuh, Brudder Bagus!" Sc
yerely said good old Parson Bagster.
on a recent Monday morning. What
was de 'casion for yo' 'sturbin de
whole cong egatiop last night by
snawtin' dat-uh-way and cen gittin' up
and trompin' out'n de church wild all
de ferocity of a blind hoss?"
"uh-well. to tell de troof, pahson. +"
answered the culpri:. rs amphibious :"
'Wha what's dat yo' specifies? Yo is
WHAT"
"Amphibious. sab. | walks in muh
sleep. Judge.
Wood County reporter. [volume] (Grand Rapids [i.e. Wisconsin Rapids], Wis.) 1857-1923, 1914-01-01
No Rom for Cram

My dear said the young husband,
did you speak to the milkman about
there being no cream on the milk"
Yes. told him about it this morn
ing, and he explained it satisfactorily.
l think it is quite credit to him,
too"
What did he say"
"He said that he always filed the
jug so full that there is no room on
the top for the cream Farm and
Home.
Wood County reporter. [volume] (Grand Rapids [i.e. Wisconsin Rapids], Wis.) 1857-1923, 1914-01-01
Modern kferrNrnakinn

So this is q summer resort?" asked
the man from Mars
Yes" answered his guide
And all this peculiar apparatus
see scattered about?"
That belongs to scenic railways.
steeplechases, aerial tramways, shut
fieboards and other contrivances used
by pleasure-seekers whose idea OF a
holiday is to visit a summer park and
defy the law of CAVITY"
Wood County reporter. [volume] (Grand Rapids [i.e. Wisconsin Rapids], Wis.) 1857-1923, 1914-01-01
Hard TO Suit.

Maria sharply asked Mr. Dorkins.
sis that worthless young whippersnap
per Of a Dick Doogood still coming 70
see Bessie?"
What do you mean by talking that
way, John?" said Mrs. DCrkins. He
hasn't been here in six weeks
Hasn't he? Is The scoundrel tri-
fling with her affections"
Wood County reporter. [volume] (Grand Rapids [i.e. Wisconsin Rapids], Wis.) 1857-1923, 1914-01-01
Between Girls.

Anything good at the theaters next
week."
Hadn't noticed said the other
girl Why"
IF there is, I'll start a quarrel with
Freddy now, and then he can send me
himself"
Wood County reporter. [volume] (Grand Rapids [i.e. Wisconsin Rapids], Wis.) 1857-1923, 1914-01-01
LOOKED INTO GOLDEN FUTURE
Proof That Moore Was Right When
RE INDUCED in Rhapsodies Over
Loves Young Dream"

A little girl in Linwood is just about
old enough to have beau, and she is
perfectly crazy about any pompa-
doured, green-hatted, bare-necked, tall,
skinny lad that-well, let US tell our
little incident without adding adjec-
tiveS.
The maidens lovely boy friend went
Wood County reporter. [volume] (Grand Rapids [i.e. Wisconsin Rapids], Wis.) 1857-1923, 1914-01-01

out of town for a week. but he wrote
letters. And the maiden's sister
started kidding.
WHAT" exclaimed sis another let
ter from Rob? When do you expect
to marry him, dear?"
'Oh. very sooni" cried the little
one, encouraged by such display Of
sympathy. Robert has only two
years more in the preparatory school,
And then he will go to Harvard and
be graduated with the highest honors.
After he gets his degree he will go
out west and make his fortune, and
Wood County reporter. [volume] (Grand Rapids [i.e. Wisconsin Rapids], Wis.) 1857-1923, 1914-01-01
His Mule Up a Tree.

Henry Coleman OF Sheepside, n. J.,
went out to look for his pet donkey
Exile. He found Exile perched in the
top of cedar tree.
Now, how" said Farmer Coleman,
did that pesky mule shiny way up
there?"
He was scratching his head when
something hit him in the cheek. 1t
was a bee. When other bees got busy
Coleman turned and ran for help. a
glance told him that most OF the bees
were singing Exile.
With the aid of farm hands, Cole
man pushed a top-wagon under the
tree. Exile put his feet on it and was
rescued.
Nothing could've made that critter
climb tree" said one of the hands.
"He must've been hunting honey
When the bees got after him he
Jumped off the top of that bluff close
by and landed in the tree top. But it
sure was a staggerer for minute,
wasn't it,"
Wood County reporter. [volume] (Grand Rapids [i.e. Wisconsin Rapids], Wis.) 1857-1923, 1914-01-01
The Modern Wcoer

George, you must go right away
and ask papa for my hand
That's all right. little one.
asked him first"
What You didn't wait to ask
mel
"Nixy, Mabel Pm busy little
man, grille, and I waste no time on
chances"
Wood County reporter. [volume] (Grand Rapids [i.e. Wisconsin Rapids], Wis.) 1857-1923, 1914-01-01
Lacking of Facilities.

'Oh, dear, lovers in the old days had
trying times sighed Mrs. Fibber, who
had just finished reading a romance of
the middle ages.
Il shouldn't wonder" said Mr.. Fib-
Der, from behind his evening paper.
There was no satisfactory equivalent
for Reno in those days"
Wood County reporter. [volume] (Grand Rapids [i.e. Wisconsin Rapids], Wis.) 1857-1923, 1914-01-01

ture. His thought is only for the sea
son. The holding in reserve of oy-
ster beds in order that he oyster
may multiply and return a thousand
fold the temporary care of the young
he regarded as an assault upon his
rights to gather the bivalve wherever
he chooses. He should have no mercy
from the law The oyster should be
protected at all costs, and both state
and federal governments can use their
powers to no better purpose than in
warding of all risk of its extinc.
ton.
Wood County reporter. [volume] (Grand Rapids [i.e. Wisconsin Rapids], Wis.) 1857-1923, 1914-01-01
Annreharsinn Rennnued

A startling sign, Where will you
spend eternity" painted on the rail
ing Of a bridge near Segwick, is no
longer being read with such apprehen-
sion by the lone traveller, says the
Sedgwick Paragraph. A new floor
has been laid on the bridge.-Kansas
City Star.
Wood County reporter. [volume] (Grand Rapids [i.e. Wisconsin Rapids], Wis.) 1857-1923, 1914-01-01
Saif-EoroetfuI

A disappointed artist, indulging in a
vein of abuse against Whistler, ex-
claimed
He's without exception the most
superficial, self-sufficient, ignorant,
shallow creature that ever made pre-
tensions to art
Gently, my dear sir" interrupted
Whistler, who had been listening I'M
observed. "Ycu quite forget yourself"
London Tit-Bits
Wood County reporter. [volume] (Grand Rapids [i.e. Wisconsin Rapids], Wis.) 1857-1923, 1914-01-01
indicated.

Il always knew Josh would grow
up to be a great help to u.s. said the
fond mother.
Il haven't seen him do any regular
sci.
We'll, if you'll take notice, he's the
only person around the place who
knows how to teach the summer
boarders to do the tango and the tur-
key-trot."
Wood County reporter. [volume] (Grand Rapids [i.e. Wisconsin Rapids], Wis.) 1857-1923, 1914-01-01
Somewhat Cynical.

81 see where man has won a bride
after proposing to her three times a
week for two years" remarked Glim-
mersly. single.
.'Pshawl A fellow who'll do that
doesn't deserve any luck" said Apple,
Dough, married.
Wood County reporter. [volume] (Grand Rapids [i.e. Wisconsin Rapids], Wis.) 1857-1923, 1914-01-01
No Luxuries.

Any insanity in your family"
asked the life insurance man.
No" replied Farmer Corntossel, Il
couldn't afford to hire any alienist. II
our boy Josh gets into any trouble.
we'll ies' have to admit that he's plain
foolish"
Wood County reporter. [volume] (Grand Rapids [i.e. Wisconsin Rapids], Wis.) 1857-1923, 1914-01-01
That's AL

81 should think the doctors would
be afraid OF taking whatever their pa
tients happen to have
You must have funny doctor;
never heard Of one taking anything
but cash.
Wood County reporter. [volume] (Grand Rapids [i.e. Wisconsin Rapids], Wis.) 1857-1923, 1914-01-01

Say, Sheriff"
yes"
81 voted for you. Can't you show
me a writ of habeas corpus? l read
so much about EN- that I'd kind of ike
to have look at one of the darn
things"
Wood County reporter. [volume] (Grand Rapids [i.e. Wisconsin Rapids], Wis.) 1857-1923, 1914-01-01
When Help Is Scarce.

You're buyin' some mighty fine food
these days" commented the store
keeper. The last of the summer
boarders must be something special"
I'm not buyin' this fur any summer
boarders,' answered Farmer Corn
tossel. This is fur the hired man"
Wood County reporter. [volume] (Grand Rapids [i.e. Wisconsin Rapids], Wis.) 1857-1923, 1914-01-01
A Cruel Shock.

There is rumor that the savings
bank in town is going to close its
doors"
Good heavens, When?"
q guess when It gets too cool to
keep them open"
Wood County reporter. [volume] (Grand Rapids [i.e. Wisconsin Rapids], Wis.) 1857-1923, 1914-01-01
Providing.

Are there any perquisites attached
to this ofice?"
Yes, if the last man who had It
didn't carry them away with the rest
of the things"
Wood County reporter. [volume] (Grand Rapids [i.e. Wisconsin Rapids], Wis.) 1857-1923, 1914-01-01
An Ohiecfion.

Experience" said the ready made
philosopher, is the best teacher"
Yes, replied the sardonic person:
but who wants TO depend on
course of instruction that keeps you
in school all your life