Norwich bulletin., 1914-08-15
SOMETHING TO PLEASE THE
 ALLITERATIVE.

Dear Social Cornerites: Here are "a l few tongue twisters for any or the members who have few minutes to spare:
 winking, Winona Ward won wealthy Willie Weston. Why will weeping widows who wear weeds, work wonders with wealthy widowers, while winsome wee women, whose witching ways, with out woful wear, would win, were wise wives wanted.
 Without wasting words, we wlI | write, whimsically, why Widow Viii 1 helmina Woods warm wooing was | wholly wrecked. Whereas, when wor- thy Widower Willie Weston, who was wealthy, went walking with Widow Wilhelmina, who was working Willie, wishing Willie's wealth, Winona Ward. who was Willie's well wisheT, | watched wearily, wretchedly wonder | ing whether Willie would wed Viii come whatever would wreck Wilhel- mina's wishes, which was wicked! Wishes (with works) will work wo1- ders.
 1 While Willie was walking wich l Wilhe1mina, Winona worried with worldly wisdom, warily watched Will l helmina's willy ways, wishing wishes which would wither Wilhelmina's weeds. were wrong wishes worth while. | While Willie wooed. Wilhelmina waxed wan with woful weeping, wondering why Willie was wasting whole weeks | walking, whereas wedding was what | Wilhelmina wantedi Well, Willie was wistfully watching Winona who, w;t7 womans wiles, when Willie would weno | Winona's way, would wear white woody wear, wheedle Willie. who was willing, with wonderful warbling, wittinSIy wash!" Well, Winona wanted Wil,le without wealth. Wilhelmina's weeping
 ways were wofully wrong, while Wino- mas winsome ways won without winklng. Whoop!
 Tongue Troubles-The sun shines on | the shop signs She says she shall sew | d sheet. She sells sea shells. The sixth sick sheik's sixth sheep's sick The sea ceaseth and it suff1ceth us. A | noisy noise annoys an oyster. Peers | peer from the pier peruSing penny pa-
 pers. Fighting fever's feverish fight
 fighters feverishly fear fever.
 Betty 7otter-Betty Botter bought
 buffers bitter. If I put it in my bat
 ter. it will make the batter bitter; but a lit of better butter will make my
 batter better" So she bought big
 O butter better than the bitter butte
 and made her bitter batter better. Sc | twas better Betty Botter bought a bit O: better butter.
 | A Love Story in S'S-Sturdy Sam.
 mic Simpson sought sweet Sallie Stev- ems society so solicitously several so- | oial societies Severally said senten- ticusly: 'Sallie's surely secured Sam
 n;ie. Sallie's Sammie's sweetheart
 Sammies Sallie's slavei Society shal
 soon see something startlingi'
 Saturday Sallie sat sewing steadily
 singing softly; suddenly seeing Sam. | ,rie'S shadow, she seized scissors, snip | pee savagely, still singing softly
 Sarnmie said shyly: Sweetheart, sins
 Samn1ie something sadly sweet Sal.
 lie started. seeming surprised, saying
 's5ammie Simpson, stop saying su II slliy stuff. Spoony sentiments sound
 $ oft. say something sensible So Sam.
 IIie straightway said: Sweetest Sal
 lie, set sometime soop.' Sallie seren 2.
 ly said: Say Sunday" Surely, sure
 ly' shouted Sammie. supremely satis. fed. Sequel: Sammie Simpson safeiy
 secured. Sallie Stevens settled; Sam.
 mics suited; socfety's satisfied.
 Seven Sunny Sisters-Seven sunny | sisters, Susan. Sarah, Sally, Selina
 Sc Scphronia. Sallie and Samantha, sawed sLwlogs at a Sunday school soirce | Sunday school seldom saw sisters 5C serenely saving sawlogs, since Susan Sarah, Salina, Sadie, Sophronia, Sa.
 mslth and Sally simply sawed saw. logs so as to cinch certain sums sev.
 erally subscribed by seven sought af l SOnSs SeSlHS seven S1SIeES SaWlnS so saucily. said seven sons set out tt snare said sunny sisters, succeeding st
 swiftly that seven ceremonies sooI
 sealed the fate of the said seven sis l ters.
 A Somewhat SibiIant Story-Si Samuel Sims saw sweet Sara Sampson
 sv 1mming, suddenly she seemed sink
 ing. Sir Samuel stood stunned Strid ing seawards, spurning shingle, Si Samuel swiftly swan Sarawards. Si
 Samuel skilfully supported swoonin,
 Sara; swimming shorewards, Sir Sam uel successfully succored Sara. Seem ing somewhat shaky, Sir Samuel sam pled some spirits, special Scotch. Sars
 saw Sir SamuePs self sacrificing spirit l S'r Samuel saw Sara's sweetness; Si Samuel soon sought Sara. Stridini slowiy. Sara sighed softly. Sir Samus
 seemed speechiess. Say something
 Sir Samuel" said Sara Say Sam
 Sara" said Sir Samuel. Sara, smiIin,
 shyiy. softly said: Sam" Sara | Saliy!" stammered Sir Samuel. sSwee I ISara-sweetheartI" Sara solemnl.
 surrendered.
 7. Symphony of A's-Adolf, an Aus
 trian artesan, adored Anna, an arisso
 erat. Anna adored Adolf. Anothe aristocrat, Alfred, an ambassador adoled Anna. Anna adored Alfred. Al