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Atlanta Georgian. [volume] (Atlanta, Ga.) 1912-1939, 1914-04-11
mo NECESSITY
TO Be MISERABLE
Says One Woman Who
Knows-Good Advice on
How to Regain Health
and Strength. i

Newtonia, Mo.-In advices from
this town, Mrs. Susie Williams has
the following to say for publications
Ladies, there's absolutely no neces'
sity to be so miserable from suffering,
as so many women are, when Cardui,
the woman's tonic, will help you so
much. wouldn't think of being with
out Cardui in my home.
when I was married, suffered
great pains every month. My hus-
band got me a bottle of Cardui, and
it helped me so, I kept on taking IT,
In a short time was well and strong.
Before began taking Cardui, my
weight was only 9S pounds, and in
less than year weighed 1850,
q think Cardui is the best medi-
cine in the world for women, and
hope all suffering ladies' will take my
advice and try Cardui."
II you are sick and miserablee, and
suffering from any of the pains due
to womanly trouble, take Cardui It
has been found to relieve pain and
distress, caused by womanly troubles,
and is an excellent remedy to have on
hand at all times, in case Of need. for
all womer's ailments and weaknesses.
Cardui is composed Of ingredients
which act on the womanly constitu.
ton, and build up health and strength
in a natural manner.
Cardui will help you to get well.
\. B.-Write to: Ladies' Advisory
Dept. Chattanooga Medicine Co., Chat
tanooga. Tenn, for Special Instructions,
and 64-page book. Home Treatment for
Women sent In plain wrapper, on re-
ADVERTISEMENT
Atlanta Georgian. [volume] (Atlanta, Ga.) 1912-1939, 1914-04-11
Little Bobbie S
Pa
By WILLIAM F. KIRK.

THARE is vary interesting peee
in this paper, sed Ma. wich sale
that the things a person eat
has CRATE influence on thar
thoughts never knew that beefoar
No, sed Pa. & you RELY can't say
that you know it now, Jest beekaui
YOU read II in q paper What fooc
does the paper say you shud Get?
It didena say what you shud oi
shuddent eet. sed Ma, but It spoke Of
he way differnt things you ate wud
affeck yure brain For instans, il
says that FISH is CRATE for bildlng ny
the brain cells. have often herd
that beefoar & Thare must surely be
sumthing to il. sed Ma.
] newer believed any such trash
as that. sed Pa Why. II the Getting OF
fish maiks folks brainy. how about all
them simple fishermen all along the
coasts. that doant git much else but
fish 10 Get the year around. Thay
dent know who is the President, sum
of them. sed Pa, 4 as far as being
brite q quick thinking, thay will let
sum litte skeeming stoar keeper trim
them out Of thare eye teeth Il keep
them in his debt the yeer around.
Well, Il may or may not be true
about the Getting Of fish making one
brainy, sed Ma, but sum Of this story
sounds vary reesonabel It says. for
instans, that a man who eats a lot Of
beef dosent git much exercise is
libel to git too strong for his own
q ma he faale gn CT HZyi-
cally he ,s neelecting his mind &
thinking about nothing eXcep how
easy he can whip some smaller man,
& the artkel says sed Ma. that II one
eats lot Of pork one is libel to get
to be sumthing Of a hog in ones
thoughts. That dosent sound foolish
to you does II? sed Ma
II dosent sound vary wise. sed Pa
one of the moast generous n unself-
ish men that ! know is a CRATE hand
for pork & guess he wud eet II three
times n day IL he cud git IL 1t GER
tingly newer made him act like a
hog a. ] know II newer cud. e. on
the other hand, sed Pa, look at Jane
son, that Gums here sum times with
his wife lie has got a temper Ike a
tiger & is always reddy to snarl at
the drst chanst & all the meat he
eats is lamb, gentel, tender spring
lamb Pa sed. & ! know a lady that
eats chicken all the time, sed Pa, q
she is the worst old hen IN our set
doant talk any stock In that artikel,
No two men or two wlmmen is alike,
& what Is one mans meat Is an
other mans poison as the old saying
goes.
The artikel says that CRATE care
shud be took in telling yure Children
what to eat. sed Ma 1t says that II
you want TO maik lawyer out Of
yure boy you shud have him eat lot
OF bacon, beekaus the constant eating
Of bacon maiks the mind logikal &
ana -lysng, Ma sed
! doant see anything vary logikal
about bacon. sed Pa, q besides
doant think / want to maik a lawyer
cut OF Bobbie
II says II YOU want to maik him a
preacher you shud feed him a lot OF
vegetables, sed Ma, beekaus vegeta
bells has a tendency 70 maik a boy
eloquent II does't say what he shud
eat II you want him to beecum ac-
tor & that is what shud like to see
Bobbie be-
II YOU want him TO be O actor sed
Pa, You shud train him to git along
with littel or no food at all,
Atlanta Georgian. [volume] (Atlanta, Ga.) 1912-1939, 1914-04-11
Needs a Rest.

An Indianapolis woman had a negro
cleaning the ward for her. His wife
had been dead for several years, and
he might be fairly regarded as on the
market once more. So his employer
seize a favorable moment and pro-
ceeded to sound him.
John" she said. you're a good,
steady man and ought to have home
Of your own, Lots of women would
be glad to have you. Why don't you
get a wife?'
John leaned on his rake and
scratched his head ref1ectively.
Well I tell you" he replied, you
know l was married seven years, AID
got to have a rest
Atlanta Georgian. [volume] (Atlanta, Ga.) 1912-1939, 1914-04-11
Up-to-D Date Jokes

Sages assembled in the blacksmith's
shop were discussing the veracity Of
old John Perkins. when Uncle Bill
Abbott ambled in.
What do you think aoout 1t, Uncle
BIZ they asked him. Would yoG
call John Perkins a Nar?"
Well answered Uncle Bill, slow
Is, as he thoughtfully studied the
ceiling - cont know es Ia go SO far
as To call him a liar exactly, but ] do
know this much when feedin' time
comes, in order TO obtain any response
from his hogs. he has 20 get some
body else TO call EN- for him"
An old Scotsman who had been
something Of "a reprobate was lying
on his deathbed. while the village
"meenister" sat by his side praying
for him The 'meenster." after tell
ing him he had but "a few hours TO
live asked him II he had any special
wish he wanted carried out before he
went aloN -ur otherwise.
Yes. answered the old man, Il
have one wish 90 make The day OF
the funeral we ken a the mourners
have to cit glass % guild WHISKY
before they tax me 20 the graveyard,
and eftey they bury me tax them
back again 10 the hoose and gle them
auitner glass But, seem IN no Ice
back mysc' ye can gle me mine the
noe
a minister Was once preaching at a
ttle chapel on the subject OF CIV
ing' During the sermon his heart
was reioiced by the fact that a mem
her Of the congregation went to the
side OF the chapel and placed a coin
q a box, and a little later another
did the same Surely, the minister
thought, his sermons had never met
with SO practical a response before.
ON leaving he was accosted by one
of the brethren. who said,
~ hope We didn't disturb YOU sir;
but ours Is peuny-in-t the slot meter
and We should have been in darkness
Il we hadn't attended to H."
A man. Oh being offered bottle 81
hair tonice one cay al a barber s said
"What nerve you have. So bald
yourself, yet recommending hair
tonic"
All" the barber replied. "it is on
my assistant. whose fine head OF hair
you see. that we use the hair tonic /
ON the other hand. am experimenting
with a NOV depilatory cream Just
lorn ~ ny skull smooth as billiard
To what 10 you attribute your
.HrE-I..-,' asked the reporter
"Aic3G' queried the Oldest in
lahl+art
Four lorseN. Is" repeated tie re-
LI=s
ee- had 70 As FAR as I can re-
- epocr ] giu't never rad no such
-mclsIlt
Atlanta Georgian. [volume] (Atlanta, Ga.) 1912-1939, 1914-04-11
MANTEAU O'ETE.

over a gracefully arranged cow
of satin and lace, with Medici coll
lar, is worn the latest idea in
light wraps for the summer a
charming mantlet Of lace lined
with chiffon and garnished W tn
large col de fourrure which rem
ders 1t very becoming as we'll as
giving a touch of warmth.
Atlanta Georgian. [volume] (Atlanta, Ga.) 1912-1939, 1914-04-11
What. Mother, is a monologue ar
tist2
Conscience, Child, conscience!

-.-
II seems 10 me, Mo.ieI' LhaI you
SHo" sVthl Ies"eCl TO Nj Gray 10y NJ,
considering tAat nc Was lhe llrS'
iI.te r,ilIu u'rH IN ms comm uiilIy, \
lou Io'sel L!ttie pnt, tilat al. !,
vas me orig ma i.rSt NnIte cHliu;
anu ma ne uIuh 'ulH OUT wen
wv. "..,
w w nat. MoSner' IS the New f.,, 1 hougnt :
in connection with an olive branch
instead OF in connection with a hick-
ory club.
y -, -. - !, 49,. 7,,.-..-,.
II Is the most fashionable. nv
Child, but the plain old Second
Thought IS better.
w ny, MoVheI, Goes DeAln give su'H
'iiiP1Itai'ce 10 q MAJ. Ll, aSl W9lus
Atlanta Georgian. [volume] (Atlanta, Ga.) 1912-1939, 1914-04-11
SHE is UNFAIR.
Dear Miss Fairfax:


am % and have been keeping
company with Il girl of IS for the
last year and a half. Lately she
has taken a dislike to me over
something told her by a friend,
which, of course. was not true. I
loved her dearly. and expected to
marry her. TO which she had
agreed. Now she passes me when
ever we meet as if she had never
known me. J. R. ].
All you can do is to send her proofg
hat the charges against you arr
'alse. If that fails to win her, try t.
'orget her. She will have proved sh'
10 longer cares for you, even to you
ga tisfaction.
Atlanta Georgian. [volume] (Atlanta, Ga.) 1912-1939, 1914-04-11
SHE is TIRED OF YOU.

Dear Miss Fairfax:
am in love with a girl Of my
age. Lately she has been acting
queer. and as she does not want
me to go to parties or dances
without her, l do not go to any
l have found out she goes to par
ties and dances without telling
me, and as l never asked her she
does not know that ! know that
she does. T. r
The next time YOU know she is
going to such a place, appear there
with another young lady. Il
your devotion has bored her, she viii
grow less bored when she finds you
il terested in another
Atlanta Georgian. [volume] (Atlanta, Ga.) 1912-1939, 1914-04-11
A TAILOR SUIT IN FINE
RATINE.

In the curious long tunic effect
and tabl!er beneath the short
tunic of the coat. will be observed
the new tendency toward several
divisions in the skirt-the style
which in more fimsy materials
develops into fiouCes The short
wasted coat is cut with wide
dropping shoulders
Atlanta Georgian. [volume] (Atlanta, Ga.) 1912-1939, 1914-04-11

What. Mother, is meant by Burn ;
ing the candle at both ends?'
1t is an expression, Ny Dear that
every man uses in his own case 10
tell that he is working himself to
death, and applies to his neighbor to
intimate that the neighbor is illumi
rating some folly.
Atlanta Georgian. [volume] (Atlanta, Ga.) 1912-1939, 1914-04-11
Advice to the
Lovelorn
BY BEATRICE FAIRFAX.
CERTAINLY.
Dear Miss Fairfax:

Dear Miss Fairfax;
am in love with a young lady
II years of age. Although | love
her very much. | am afraid to
stand talking with her because
my companions tease me about
her, in which they call her all
sorts Of names Shall | give her
up? IN DOUBT.
II you will let your companions
make fun of her, and tease you. you
must give her up by all means. Your
attitude proves you haven't the cour-
age to defend her.
Atlanta Georgian. [volume] (Atlanta, Ga.) 1912-1939, 1914-04-11
Tabloid Tales
BY FRANCES |. eARslDE.

What, Mother, IS the worst form Of
consequences?
The feeling, My Child, that no one
in the world is as good as you think
you are.
Atlanta Georgian. [volume] (Atlanta, Ga.) 1912-1939, 1914-04-11
The WomanThou
GaveSt Ne
BY HALL GAME.

Copyright 1919. by Heersrs Magazine.
Copyright. 1918. by Hears1 Magazine.
Copyright IN Great Britain Copyright,
1913 by Lippincott Company.
Atlanta Georgian. [volume] (Atlanta, Ga.) 1912-1939, 1914-04-11
LA JuPE NoUVELLE.

The dernier cri is a skirt with
deep founces, of which a very
pretty example is Illustrated here.
1t shows three founces of plisse
mousseline de sole surmounted
by a deeply scalloped skirt bound
with satin. This toilette also
makes it evident that short
sleeves may still be worn.
Atlanta Georgian. [volume] (Atlanta, Ga.) 1912-1939, 1914-04-11

To &c contiousd Monday.
Atlanta Georgian. [volume] (Atlanta, Ga.) 1912-1939, 1914-04-11

What. Mother is Popularity?
II consists largely. Daughter in re-
fusnR to have such a good memory
hoods 20 you.
South Bend news-times. (South Bend, Ind.) 1913-1938, 1914-06-24

without her hydro-planing board.
the plane which helps her crest the
water and which elevates her 10 air
and despite several minor defeats"
said Curtiss, she behaved like a won
der II will be necessary 10 adjust
the throttle so that we can better
regulate the speed. She made So miles
at one time and we had trouble in
throttling her. That will be easy to
remedy. Also we shall change the
cabin slightly, although we were able
to see quite easily from the windows.
The hydro-planing board will algo
add TO the planning surface and hetp
sustain the America We found that
despite considerable variation in the
speeds of the engines she was easy
to keep in her course. We used full
power only to start her. She will be
ready tomorrow for a test which will
set aside all doubt as 10 her ability"
Porte has issued the following state
ment as to her sailing time: New
York to Azores islands, 20 hours;
Azores to VigO. Spain. 10 hours; Vigo
to Queensland, Ireland, 10 hours.
South Bend news-times. (South Bend, Ind.) 1913-1938, 1914-06-24
SAYS SULPHUR
DRIVES ECZEMA
FROM THE SKIN
Use like cold cream to instantly
stop itching and clear
the skin.

sulphur. says a renowned dernatol-
Ogist. Just common bold-sulphur made
into a thick cream will sOOthe and
heal the skin when irritated and
broken out with Eczema or any form
OF eruption. The moment il is ap-
piled all itching ceases and after two
or three applications the Eczema dis
appears, leaving the skin clear and
smooth
He tells Eczema sufferers 10 get
from any good pharmacy an ounce Of
d-sulphur cream and apply II TO
the irritated parts the same as you
would any cold cream.
For many years common bold-sul-
phur has occupied a secure position
in the practice Of dermatology and
cutaneous affections by reason OF its
parasite destroying property. II is
not only parasiticidal, hut also anti
pruritic antiseptic and remarkably
healing in all irritable and infiam-
matOry conditions OF the skin. While
not always affecting a permanent cure
IL never fails 20 instantly subdUe the
angry itching and irritation and heal
the Eczema right up and il is often
years later before any eruption again
appears on the skin
South Bend news-times. (South Bend, Ind.) 1913-1938, 1914-06-24
CURT|SS FLYING
BOAT AMERICA
IN TWO FLIGHTS
Big, Cumbersome Body and
Huge Bulk Does Not Inter-
fere With Speed Better
Than so Miles is Attained.

HAMMONDSPORT y. Y, June "a
Twice Tuesday and for the first time.
the Curtiss flying boat America DEM
onstrated in glorious soaring. that de-
spite her huge bulk and cumbersome
body she could travel through the air
like a swallow.
Eastward over the CLASSY surface
of Lake Keuka and high over the pur-
pie vineyards of Pleasant valley she
swung like a happy living thing until
she lost herself in the skies Of the
late afternoon. And then. back to the
water she slid like a messenger from
above on the broad range.
Glenn Curtiss, who despite his prom
Use to eschew flying. piloted the
America on her premier trip over the
lake, declared that she exceeded all
his expectations. A few minor short
comingS-yes-bu she was wonderful
under the circumstances, made as diff
ficult as possible.
Ripping, oy jove, ripping" he
cried as he clambored from the tiny
cabin after the plotting of the Amer
lea on her second fight. Finest ma
chine L ever handled. She is as
steady as a blooming rock. We had
tons of horsepower and she insisted
en- planning, rising, understand all the
time. 1t was all / could do TO keeI
her down. Flv across the ocean? My
friend, she'd keep on over all Europe
Carried Sand Bags.
Clinging to the superstructure OF
the America were Jimmy Lamont and
George Robinson, mechanicians in the
| Curtiss factory. The America in lieu
of one ton of gasoline with which she
South Bend news-times. (South Bend, Ind.) 1913-1938, 1914-06-24

viii be ballasted when she sets forth
from New Foundland next month.
carried in her body several bags OF
sand
Four minutes after she had been
started, she arose from the lake Gone
was all the sluggishness and awkward
smuggling. She scared TO a height Of
fifteen feet and Masking no less than
80 miles an hour she rushed toward
the bluff like a feather before a hurri-
cane. She turned like a hawk and
amazed the crowds by reversing her
direction in less than 100 yards Then
with the ease OF a lark she flew sky
ward until the fast fading daylight
showed between her rounded bottom
and the close cropped knoll OF Para
disc hill. Slowly she descended at
the base Of Bluff point, where Rob
inson and Lamont left her for the
newspaper motor boat. Then back
again TO her moorings
The second and most brilliant flight
started just before sunset and ended
while evening was folding Lake Keuka
in a purple mist. Porte was at the
wheel and Hallet and Lamont were
at his side
Skins Down the Lake.
The America arose a few seconds
after she had been skimming down
the lake. Her engines were roaring
ike a distant DalIle. she skipped over
the surface for two hundred yards
and then with majestic ease. scared
twenty feet in the air directly above
the heads of the charmed group in the
newspaper motor boat.
Far on the outside of the America
learned Lamont waving the stars and
stripes and shouting that the Azores
were straight ahead. The lanky me-
chanician takes the whole prospect as
huge joke. He declines to consider
possible failure or positive danger.
over Paradise hill, down the lovely
Urbana valley and a ride to Bluff
point mounting, mounting, always,
the America flew like a dart. She
swung as if on wires. She swooped
so near the lake as to send shudder
through her watchers. At SO miles
an hour she assembled into the skies
until she was fifty feet above the
hilltops and sharply silhouetted
against the sky.
Straight as Arrow.
Without taking the trouble to vol
plane or TO return by great easy dips.
Porte started the America back on a
straight line from his little niche in
clOudland. AS straight as an arrow
and down a great incline the America
began TO come home. She slid through
the air like a falling star and be-
hind her, like wOrshiping Valkyries
the f1otilla Of little flying boats, which
had conveyed her through her trials.
came hurting like sparks from the
comets tail.
South Bend news-times. (South Bend, Ind.) 1913-1938, 1914-06-24
BY. GEN. FRERERICK FUNSTON,
Brigadier-Ge L. :. Army.
CHAPTER XIII.

The next day Koehler and I were
waiting for our meal 20 be brought
TO us, when the former shifted the air.
and said:
Il smell chicken cooking. I'll bet
it's that little cuss Albright"
The unfortunate Albright was sent
for, and approached looking exactly
like a boy who has been caught with
an arm up to the elbow in one Of his
mothers jars of peach preserves
Albright have you been stealing
chickens again.
Yes, captain"
South Bend news-times. (South Bend, Ind.) 1913-1938, 1914-06-24
WALKERTON.

Mrs. F. NJ. AXE is visiting relatives
in Chicago.
S. ]. Shaded went to De Long, Ind.
Thursday, to visit and accompany his
children nome, the children having
spent several weeks with their grand
parents.
Miss Leona Dare went 70 st. Louis,
Mo-. Thursday, in the interest of the
Central Cut Glass company.
Mrs. George Jackson visited rela-
tives in Plymouth, Tuesday.
Mrs. Belle Ridgway and daughter
Olive have gone to St. Joseph, Mich,
to visit relatives and attend the COM
mencement exercises, Miss Olive be-
ing one of the graduates.
Alva Scarbor and family Of Knox
spent Sunday with relatives here.
Miss Grace Nichcis is visiting rela-
tives in Chicago.
Mr.. and Mrs. James Brown of South
Bend visited relatives here Wednes-
Gay, being en- route TO Garrett TO visit
relatives.
Miss Irene FoSarty, who has spent
several weeks here with her sister,
Mrs. Frank Ryder, returned to Chi
cago, Tuesday, to resume her work of
professional nurse.
Mrs. ClaTSnce Hudelmyer and Mrs.
Don Whitinger were in Chicago last
Thursday.
Mrs. Frank Ryder and daughter
Marjorie are spending the week with
relatives in Chicago.
George w. Brown has sold his shoe
shop to Fred II. Murphy of Misha
waka
Miss Leona Bose, who is attending
the normal school at Valparaiso,
came home Friday to remain over
Sunday with her parents. Mr.. and
South Bend news-times. (South Bend, Ind.) 1913-1938, 1914-06-24
HOT WEATHER TONIC AND
HEALTH BUILDER.

Are you run down--Nervous-T Z?
hip thakethe. ed ?-cmfwydp bmb
is everything you do an effort? You
are not lazy - you are sick! Your
stomach, Liver, Kidneys, and whole
system need a Tonic. A Tonic and
Health Builder to drive out the waste
matter-to build you up and renew
your strength. Nothing better than
Electric Bitters. Start to-day. Mrs.
James Duncan, Haynesville, Mr..
writes: Completely cured me after
several doctors gave me up" soc and
S1.00 at your Druggist.
Bucklen's Arnica Salve for Cuts.
a ~
South Bend news-times. (South Bend, Ind.) 1913-1938, 1914-06-24
WILL ORGANIZE BAND
Red Men Are Anxious TO secure Tai
enteG Musicians.

Organization OF a band 10 be
known as the Red Men band is being
undertaken by Montauk tribe, No. i.
1. O. r. NJ. A number Of the mem
bers are talented musicians and have
promised to lend their aid to the local
lodge.
An invitation was read at the meet
ing Of the lodge Tuesday night in Red
Men hall from the belong. Ind, tribe
10 attend the Red Mems picnic there
on July 4th. The lodge was reported 10
be in the best condition II ever has
been in. Four candidates were init
ated and four applications were re-
ceived at the meeting.
South Bend news-times. (South Bend, Ind.) 1913-1938, 1914-06-24

Patton's cheek was grazed by a bull
let, Police Judge Wattenburgh's hat
was pierced by a bullet and .. J.
Kersey street commissioners and mem
Der of the board of trustees. was shot
at six times. one OF the bullets ktl,ed
a COW grazing in a pasture. Thirty
shots were fired
Kersey and his two sons were re-
pairing a hole in the pavement OF
Grand av. when bullets began 10 fy
from the woods at them.
South Bend news-times. (South Bend, Ind.) 1913-1938, 1914-06-24
Gen. FunstOns Band Captures Filipino Secrets
Soldier With Stolen Chicken Repmanded Then Officers Eat It.

Editors Note-The capture OF Hi
IariO Tai PlacidO, Gen. Garcia's adj
chief aides on the AguinaIdo expedi-
ton was the man who accomplished
the direct capture OF the great Fill
pino leader by pining his arms be-
hind him in his headquarters until
his guard was subdued. has been re-
lated In this chapter the capture OF
correspondence and Filipino secrets
that helped i'm the downfall of the
insurgcnt cause Il described. After
this instaIlmcnt Gen. Funston will be-
gin the real story OF the capture Of
AguinaldO.)