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Wool Market

Boston. September 1.-The wool market has been moderately active during the week and prices have held steady. Busi- ness has been largely in Texas and other domestic wools and some foreign cross breeds. Conservatism seemed to be the underlying business principle. Advices from Yorkshire indicate dull and unset tied business with fine wool lower.
 Missouri; Three-eights blood, 2Sc; quar- ter blood, 2SQ2S11c braid, 21@22c.
 Kentucky and similar: Half blood un- washed, 26@27c; three-elghths blood, un- washed, 27@2Sc; quarter blood. unwash she'd 26@27c.
 Secured basis: Texas fine, F months, 6o@62c: fine to months, 55G57c; fine fall, 4S050c.
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Weekly Cotton Statistics

Liverpool. September 4.-Cotton suatis- tics for the week: Total forwarded to mills, 24,00O bales, of which 7o0O Were American: stock, Ss1.00o, of which 6o0,9o0
 were American stock. Imports, 29,0oQ; American, 3000. Exports, 1000.
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terior stocks in excess of September 1, 150O; interior stocks in excess of Septem- Der last year, minus 2s interior stochs year before, II 900. Foreign exports Tor week. 10000; foreign exports same s'even days last year. 14,0o0; foreign exports ioi season. s2,ooo: foreign exports same date Ia st year. 276000.
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kaMs Play Errorlesslx

St. Louis September 4.-St. Louis and Kansas City divided a double header to- day. the visitors taking the first, 1 to 0. and St Louis the second, to 1. Kansas City played errorless ball. Scores: First game: R1I. l.. Kansas City ............ 010 0oo 000--1 5 q 'ls i.ptiN s+s+sss-...... HVV V'p u't-t
 Batteries Johnson and Easterly: Wil- lett, keunper. Herbert and Hartley
 Second game: R.H.Es- Kansas city .,.,....... 100 0oo 000-t Q St. Louis .,............. 00l coo 00f--e ?
 Batteries: Stone and Enzenroth: Nat- son and simon.
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krapn Beats Baltimore

Buffalo, September i.-BunaIo won the opening game of the series with Balti- more here today. to l. Score T II '. Baltimore ............... eeo foo o00l ] 2 Buffalo .s......4......... 600 002 0Os-e
 Batteries quinn and Russell; kfapp and Blair
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Kansas City Grain

Kansas City, September 4.--Wheat No. 2 hard. $1.12Q1 IS; No. red, $1.os01 .14. Corn, No. ? mixed, 79iac; No. ? white, slc. Oats, No. white. 511kd52c; No. ? mixed. E1s@4Sc.
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Port Movement

New Orleans: Recsipcs, 292; stock, 4s, 969
 Galveston: Receipts, 1S1S; stock, 43 7S9. Mobile: Receipts, 60; stock, 2lS9. Savannah: Receipts, ll65; stock, 13, S3S. Gharleston: Receipts, 4i; stock, 1890. Wilmington: Stock 7565. Norfolk Stock. 13, 599
 Baltimore: Receipts, 8; stock, 2S5l Boston: Receipts. B; stock, 3200. Philadelphia: Stock, 1g75 New York: Stock, S7,96S Minor ports Receipts. ,00 stock 22S6. Total today: Receipts, 3977: stock 230, 700 Total for week: Receipts, s4,331; exports S70l.
 Total flor season: Receipts. 67,571; ex- ports, *22,326.
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Interior Movement

Houston Receipts, 3165; shipments, 274i; stock, 33,599.
 Memphis: Receipts, 4s; shipments 119; stock. 14,6S5.
 Augusta Middling. 7lac; receipts. 1lOs; shipments, l60 stock, Il ,l6l.
 St. Louis: Shipments, 134; stock. 139S7. Cincinnati: Receipts. 96; shipments, 277; stock, 5391.
 Little Rock Shipments, S6; stock. 4S4O. Total today: Receipts, 44l9; shipments $500: stock, S3, 656.
 fCOrrected
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Rally Aids Brooklyn

Brooklyn. September 5.-Brootlya en- tered the ninth inning four runs behind today. scored five runs and won the first game of the series with Pittsburg to (. Rheams fumhle let Evans in with she deciding tally Evans got homer, two doubles and a single, and Savage a homer and two singles. Score RH.E. Pittsburg ......s7......s. 231 010 000--6 1e Brooklyn ............... GOO ool of5--7 10
 Batteries: Camuitz Dickson and Berry. Einneran, Blueiaeket Somers and Ovens.
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Fruits and Produce

Fruits and Produce Cantanloupes-$20 Watermelons-15@t30c . Lemons-$4. 50Q5 50. Limes-15cQS1.2 Virginia Cabbage-2c lb. Northern Apples-Barrel, fancy, S4.50. Home-Grown Lettuce-Per hamper. s1. California Peaches-s110 per box. Peanuts-6Q1c. Imported Peanuts-S.zc pound. Egg Plants--S2Q2.5 Pineapples-$2925 50. Snap Beans-$1.50. New Sweet Potatoes-B Barrel, S2. 50. New Irish Potatoes-In sacks, u.10 Squash-Hamper, q. Cucumbers-Per crate, $1@1.25. New Corn-Dozen. 15c. Peaches-Georgia, N.7562.Jo White Grapes-4-lb. baskets, Soc. Figs-$2. .5O03 per crate. Olxra. six-basket crate, $2.5O. Tomatoes--Six-basket crates, g. .506e,
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Flour and Breadstnffs

SeIf f1sins flour $7: Tennessee Hour, $6.50; Michigan flour $7.65; Idaho flour, $6So; Indiana flour, $6.S0: spring wheat flour, $7.35; hard winter wheat flour s6.s5; shorts, $3o, pure wheat bran. $32; c. S. meal 7A per cent, xs0; Cremo meal per ton, $26; c. S. huls. $10 ton {: No. timothy hay. per ton. $26; mixed al- falfa and Johnson grass, per ton, $21; ; mixed feed y3S; oats, 6Sc bu. corn. $10
 cornmeal. $2.N per 96 lbs. New cron al, falfa. western. $25
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Creamery Products

CoCHtFy Butter-20Q25c: fresh cTeamery butter, 3S1sc; process butter, 2sc.
 Cheese-17lsc; imported Swiss cheese 40c; German brick cheese, 2Oc; limburrer 2Oc; imported Roquefort. 4Oc; Neufchate cheese. per dozen. 45c; Pimento cheese. S1.35.
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Money On Call

New York September 4.-Closing mer- cantile paper per cent; sterling ex- change easier For cables, 5.02 50 per cent;
 l for demand, 501 .5o per cent Bar silver, l531ic.
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FEDERAL LEAGUE
STANDING
Chicago Downs Indians

Chicago September d.--Chicago tedHy defeated Indianapolis to l. in 10 rninss In Indianapolis. last appearance hcze this season Eiscrling forced in the tying run hy walking Tinker in the ninth ihaiis-- Score R.fI.E. Indianapolis ,........ Gnu o0i an0 0--t ] Chicago ............. eo0 oo0 ooi Ia I 2
 Batteries: Kaiserlin and Rarden: HeA- dfix and Wilson
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Washington September i--After an all day conference with clearing house dele gates from many large cities, the federal reserve board announced tonight 1t would proceed immediately with the organizs- ton of the 12 reserve banks provided Tor by the new currency system, Il gen orally is accepted the system can be put in operation about october 1. The aetuai opening may be delayed, but it WAS said the l2 banks would be ready to do ousi- ness within the next six weeks.
 According to members of the board there was little hostility shown at the conference to early opening of the new system, and government officials hope all opposition by bankers will be over come before the time of opening arrives.
 The conference was confined closely to the question of opening and to dis cussion of foreign and domestic exchange stuaticn. Delegates furnished such in- formation as they possessed, but left ths board without much concrete knowledge
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St I.ou;s Grain

St. Louis September 4.-Wheat. No. , red, s117M1. .1S1a; No. hard, sl IS. Corn, No. ?, sls4@s2c; Nov white. Ssc Oats. No. ?, 52c; No. ? white, 5S@54c.
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William J. Milne Dead

Albany. N. Y,, September 4-wilian, J. Milne, aged Fl, author of many mathematical textbooks, died today at Bethlehem, N. H
The Birmingham age-herald., 1914-09-05
Hides and TaIlow

Green saIted hides. l4@16c: partlv cured. lS914c; green. 1s0ls1tc; dana ged and cuils. one-half price; dry flint, e7aosc. dry salted, 25@26; dry culs, 12hc: gost skins. 25gtoc; kids. one-half price; lamb sklns, zog9S0; sheep skins. 25U75e: shear 2s, Y; glues and ponies, sl@15O: No. i clear tubwashed wool. aOG3s; hurry. .156a2o. 2su6oc; wild ginsing. $6@S; cultivated sin- sing, $SQ5: golden seal. $o.59@4; clear tallow, 6@sc: No. tallow. 4c; beeswax. grease wool. 1sQlsc; slightly bury, 1s61s:
The Birmingham age-herald., 1914-09-05
Cotton Seed Oil

New York, September 4.-Cotton seed oil was weak. final prices showing a net loss of IA to IS points. Liquidation. coupled with hedge selling of January and lack of outside support, were responsible for the break. Tenders so far this month amount to about 17O00 barrels
 The cotton seed oil market closed weak. Spot, 6Q6. .06c; September, 6.O2@6. .07c; Octo- Der, 612@6. 15c: November, 6.05@6 .08c; De- cember, 8.06@6. 10c; January, 6.11@6. 13c; February, 612@6. 15c; March, 6.19@6. 200: April. 6.2096.2 25c Total sales, S100.
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LOCAL QUOTATIONS
The Iron Market
Poultry and Eggs

HenS-I4c.
 Fryers-1A1h lbs; average. 22hc.-2oc. Ducks-15c lb.
 Guineas-30c.
 Rcosters-30c. Geese-406l45c each.
 Eggs-Fresh country receipts l9Q20c; candled 24c; extra graded candled, 26c: candled cartoon eggs 9sc.
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NATIONAL LEAGUE

(Centinued from Pare Eish)
 lass and Gonzales. Umpires. Lincoln and Byron.
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Pittsburg Downs Sallee

St. L0uis September 4.-Pittsburg won another game from St. Louis to- day. It was a pitchers battle. Harmon excelling Sallee by holding St. Louis to four hits. Konetchy had 2s chance at first base and accepted 22 of them Score: R. H. F. Pittsburg ........ 900 900 200--2 1 st. Louis .......... 900 100 0O--1 ?
 Batteries: Harmon and Gibson: Sal lee. Robinson and Wingo. Umpires Rig1er and Hart
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Naval Stores

nominal. 45,sc; no sales Receipts, fiji; shipments. 92S; stocks, 29;oSi. Resin nom- snal: no sales. Receipts, 752; shipments, 1s53; stocks. 11,1oe Quote: A. B. $3.50; z, D, SS.5241; K, F, G, H, I. @S.55; K. A.15; M, $4f F. 6; VIC, >s.2s; wv. $s35.
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Wholesalers Not Amenable
 to Public Opinion, Ger
 tain Retailers Charge
tcontlnued from Page Five)

tCOnttnued rom rage ftveD for present conditions. Some of thu retailers have adopted the tactics O prices was bad enough on the con sumer without 1t being still further aggravated by manipulations of th' jobbers and wholesalers"
 shouldn't. Accept Tax"
 J. c. Lee of Lee Brothers: Tn my opinion the retailer should not accept without hesitation the heavy tax on food that is now being ruthlessly levied by the wholesaler jobber. re- fining company and milling concern There should be a united effort to bear the market. No protest no mat ter how vigorously stated, affects those who deal in large quantities of provisions and who have ecome hard ened against public sentiment The only measure that the retailer can adopt with any success Is to refuse to pay exorbitant prices and await the course of events to secure lower prices If many retailers pursue this policy the sales of the jobber would fall off perceptibly. and some reduc- ton of price would be sure to result. I believe in protecting the consumer as far as possible. I often sell to the retail trade below wholesale prices. stand by my old customers. 1t would be a great thing for the country and city if some of the big business men would incorporate some sentiment into their business methods
 Sugar Market Slumping
 Mir Roberts of Orr X Roberts Grocery aftr ation became acute in the sugar market my concern laid away enough of this commodity to last the trade about 90 days. have made no further purchases for | believe a reaction will be sure to occur in the near future. The sugar mar ket had become entirely too buoyant and quotations could not remain long as ss per hundred The quotation now has reached the N level Sugar can be pur- chased even cheaper than this in Bir- mingham if the cash Is rendered. Flour quotations will probably continue to ad- vance There are many reports of whole salers and jobbers making great sums when quotations advanced suddenly, and many of them are probably true. Few large dealers deny having done so. or course, this company made some good profits on sugar and flour, but they were not extremely large
 Wholesaler Is Criticized
 J. M. Manly. manager of the Y. NJ c. A. cafeteria: The restaurant pro- prietor has been greatly hurt by ad- vances in provision prices. The res- taurant as a rule deals directly with the wholesaler. I have, therefore, made study of the markets and of methods of wholesalers. They. are strictly business and little coasidera- ton is shown the restaurant man. When prices are advanced whether req sonably or hnreasonably, we have no recourse open to us. The market is manipulated at every opportunity. It is my purpose to give the young men who patronize the cafeteria the best that can be obtained at reason able prices. but present quotations make this extremely difficult. Laws should be passed to regulate the un- fscrupulous wholesaler and jobber and food rates should be fixed in the same way as freight rates.''
The Birmingham age-herald., 1914-09-05
Wheat Market Strong

New York, September 1.-The cash wheat market in New York today was extremely strong, up cents bushel on heavy export sales amounting to about | 1.250O0o bushels. A similar quantity of export oats also was recorded. The ac- tual wheat and flour clearances this week. according to Bradstreets. were the heaviest on record.
The Birmingham age-herald., 1914-09-05
Fisf,
Perch--sc hound

Perch--8c pound. Salt Water Trout-121kc pound. Blue Catfish-7@Sc pound. Red Snapper-Slsq9c. Gray Snapper-5c. Mullet-51h@6c pound. Spanish MaclIerel-l5c pound. Fresh Pompano-25c pound.
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DrS. DOzier
 & DOzier Specialists
ao2oH FIRST AVENUE BIRMINGHAM. ALA.

Treats scientifically chronic. ner- vous. blood. skin. genito-urinary and female diseases; also cancer. scrocula
 rheumatism and morbid conditions os the heart. lungs. liver. kidneys and pelvic organs of men and women; and by reason of long experience, modern mctnou sactn Cures in as short lime as eas.,Sie and with moderate expense to Datients
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The Birmingham age-herald., 1914-09-05

Persons who need glasses or who
 have any trouble with their eyes, ears. nose or throat. are cordially invited to. visit our offices and be examined without charge The removal of Ade- patton of diseased tonsils. and the sci- entific treatment of maladies of tho Eye Ear, Nose and Throat. Is a pro- full work. M
The Birmingham age-herald., 1914-09-05
Meats

Lard-121ac, compound, SEC. Extra kibs--S14 92. Bellies 20-25, s16.11ia. Boston Butts-1Sc. Pork Loins-1sc Breakfast Eacon-20Q2Sc. Spare Ribs-l21ac. Regular Hams-20Hc. Skinned Hams-21hc.
Tulsa daily world. [volume] (Tulsa, Indian Territory [Okla.]) 1905-1919, 1914-05-24
Years Service Has Not Suggested
One Single Mechanical Improvement

NJ wonder the car buying public
saii Here IS a SIX for rs now.
NJ wonder that men who were
thinking Of buyirS cars SAL. Wen
kce0 cur eve 90 this Chaaiie5'
Aad they hare KEEP, their eve on the
Charlle- S has ;s, trade s. have
~, designers. And tie Chandler has
made good
Tulsa daily world. [volume] (Tulsa, Indian Territory [Okla.]) 1905-1919, 1914-05-24
WHO PUT THE SIX ON THE MAP?

ro1d and then try tho slm5
thing In any other ear.
Tulsa daily world. [volume] (Tulsa, Indian Territory [Okla.]) 1905-1919, 1914-05-24

The Chandler enters into It's second
season a ,aej ana true car.
F>e5vvhcle It has made good So
{ ,l. tas, We have NJ; found nor has
srv one O. tse hundreds ot Chandler
owners found a S.Eie mechanical
Weakness. Men marvel ~ Us power,
rs aeNsi'i;v, It's s,caomv.
We have not had % make q single
chassis change. TIE oa'v change for
1874 is ia body design sHi 10 this We
have achieved ,Se ultimate.
Here IS ,s5 ,hs, ~ its h-st season
net nothing but praise trc1 the crueal
r,en Who paid their money tor 70 ard
erpeeted great things OF a. Noi one
G. ,Aese tuve.s vas disappointed.
And Vhv should the recetd q the
CAsndler se otherwise.
NNhc build the CAsotley'
Nen WAc BAD sesa building ;he
hieses;s .sis Six-svhntef cs-s io' seven
wears Men Who kncW S.NeS Men
wAo knew ihGt high ersde, hSNt-
weight etorcuissl SIX could - built
&c sell az lo,r Prise Men Who were
ec-ce;sn, 80 build sueh a csr.
WV sSccl5rt s1ch men win cut'
last essarse si1-,vh1tsr csrs a.vavs
he'd seer Aoar,. s73 hsh.r-esd sad
sresa,srs 10 rur Vss no reason. Sc1,
fcINs t.ousAt 8; v-sS tlti, wasn't We
have rreyeS ;Asi ii vas- g.
TIE sdver; q ;Se Cha-tls--in -,
Sr-rC II le's-t-l'v marked c7e @. The
t-0ortH-t Erochs 81. M,,,- History.
Fer here Vas = reEl SX eult ~ I
e-,up 81 rsn No t7sT sixss q ssn,
s-rur . r7s7 n fAs t'o-S snsu.
d tNzss sx tAs; W cAei oalv l2S'
rcu15s cc--r rie;s,v equipped
:; vas 81 ths; cid E-vtai7g iaa
-, 81 s,a.1 30 sld d 5; ssc1c-i
cav
S.. "a; s1.1 tcS s.
Tulsa daily world. [volume] (Tulsa, Indian Territory [Okla.]) 1905-1919, 1914-05-24

Read csrefClly:-
The exclusive Chandler motor IS re
finest American developmen; G. .-s
lonE-sroke motor principle. Rated 90
IS b. p develops all any driver could
use. with some 10 s7sre. Cylinders -as'
IN blocks Oft three. Most durable imp
e silent chains for driving cam SHAFT.
pump and generator. Oiiing BY POSE
i've gear pump in oil base. And many
other strictly high grade motor fes:--es.
Control is In the eenier L.t s-s
drive
Bosch High Tension Magnetic fer
Ignition.
Suomeerg esrburetoT, with be; ar
and dash Priming attachments
Multiple dise ball-besring raybes.cs
eluch.
Westinghouse Separate Unit Els-,--
Starting and Lighting System, bull. .-.5
the motor. with all moving paris sa-
closed.
Mayo genuine Honeyeo-s nss.e5ss
Tyre Radiator.
Floating ;yps Chsndlsr-desiEn rear
sNie. Imported +. 4 5 sn,ulsr hal, tss.-
ny ~ NAeelS Shsi;s and d4-tfertia-.
Ten and iwelve-ineh upholstery s.sa
grade iuiiei leather.
Mechanical construction throcg ---i
bears the nlsfk Ct greatest care.
General eeuiPmsni absolutely ,5--
pleie and all high srs6e.
body STYLE. pure stfesn-hns-
-Four beautiful Soty designs
The ave passenger touring desiE- It.
ustraied above, sl1ss. q handsome -ls-
ish r1nahoui si1sS ard two stlc-E.y
beautiful closed bodies 8 four-passe1-
get coupe S4S, weight So2s po-1-s
and the limousine, s2sss, weight 500
pounds
Regular eoloi, neh aafk slus s1-a
SILVER stnpiAs.
Tulsa daily world. [volume] (Tulsa, Indian Territory [Okla.]) 1905-1919, 1914-05-24

Il l. not surprising that ncw-fcr
1914 ether euills-s 81 sixes srs falling
irto Ans. Fell-mel o9enrg new mod
e.s Esere,-aucrs or notifications of
tssit regular rc5e,s-st yrces some
tang Ike the Chandler Tuse.
There IS nothing cut cot cf ire
Chandler % make its pnc. Tossisle.
EVev vita ds;Ad that's IN hish pnsei
cas- = ~ tAs Chaadltr An1 rs ,Asr.
IN A.sassi 51aA,y.
The day book. [volume] (Chicago, Ill.) 1911-1917, 1914-03-02
IN THE MOVIES

A new preacher must always make
his debut by thrashing bully.
Parents have a beautiful trait of
eXacting some sort of extraordinary
service of suitors before consenting
to their marriage with daughter.
Letter signed by some other wo-
men have habit of turning up in a
coat which a mans wife searches.
Persons going in swimming can
confidently expect to have their
clothes stolen. The thief always
wants to disguise himself with them.
The day book. [volume] (Chicago, Ill.) 1911-1917, 1914-03-02
HoRSERADISH BUTTER

Crate two ounces of fresh horse
radish root. Put in seive and allow
warm water to run over it for a min
ute or two. Drain thoroughly. Mix
with three tablespoons Of butter until
smooth. Add the juice of a lemon.
Mix again. Set on ice or in cool place
until ready to serve. Especially nice
with broiled steak and sweet pota-
toes. Serve in lemon-cups. Cut the
lemon i'll halves and remove the pulp.
Fill cup with hOrseradiSh butter.
The day book. [volume] (Chicago, Ill.) 1911-1917, 1914-03-02

industrial democracy cha
greed crazy
had the
equally oahers of those arsocrat Calumet stock
holders
that
That
what spells for the ikes OF
And they the deputies murder her baby
Is it what America going the years come?
The day book. [volume] (Chicago, Ill.) 1911-1917, 1914-03-02

WHAT rs REAL MEANING OF AMERICA?
Mrs Margaret Calumet that last
automobile
Houghon
died
We the government
the state Michigan interested than in uan
because had lent itself her baby
The Hope pioneer. [volume] (Hope, N.D.) 1882-1964, 1914-07-30
elm Arizona"

The E>therville, Iowa, Reporter has
the following to say about The Seven
Cairn, Bros show which will be seen
in Hope, Wednesday, August 9TH:
The Seven Cairns Bros. invaded
Estherville last Tuesday, and pitched
their canvas theatre on a lot near the
business streets. When the curtain
assembled on the first act of In Ari-
zonu,' there wasn't an available seat
to be had, and a large crowd was
turned away on ccoun of the tent be-
ing taxed to capacity. 1t was the nrst
appearance Of ths Cairns Bros, IN this
city, and we hope it won't be the last,
young men, whose rise in the amuse-
ment business during the coming years
will be phenomenal. They are clean
cut business men, honest in principle
and their dealings, and are making a
host of friends in their travels. Dame
fortune holds many bright gifts ir
store for the Seven Cairns Bros.
"Their production Of In Arizona
was all that could be desired. Tht
| play is a western drama with an abur,
dance Of comedy and dramatic situa
tions, and is presented in a capable
manner. The band, orchestra, ant
megaphone q%uartette are features vel
worthy of comnsndation.'
The Hope pioneer. [volume] (Hope, N.D.) 1882-1964, 1914-07-30
Didn't a the Job.

Ole Olson, wearing a troubled LOOK,
accosted the village undertaken with
SAY skal LAX to know bout des har
polar bear why Il polar bear"
said the undertaken. sis a large white
animal that lives in the far north
where there is plenty of ice and snow,
and when winter sets in he makes his
lair under a big snow bank where he
sleeps for six months without waking
But, Ole, why are you SO interested in
palar bears?" "Val," said Ole, lyon
swsnson hav just die das morning ar
a faller been askin me to be polar
bear at Yon's funeral. but Ay hate LAX
hal to 60 way oop mort an sleep sa1
hunts in snow an Ay tank Ay skal le
some odder fallsr do dis jobH"-Ex.
The Hope pioneer. [volume] (Hope, N.D.) 1882-1964, 1914-07-30
WHY Didn't Noah Swat?

Had Father Noah been quite wise he
would have killed the pair OF flies that
roasted in the ark; he let that preg-
nanr duty slide, while Ham and Shem
and Japhet tried to navigate their ark.
Two flies were all there were. all told.
And Noah might AVE knocked them
cold with one great husky swat; he
had the chance and he let it slip while
he was incoming round the ship-the
knowledge makes Us hot! And ever
since the sons Of man have toiled and
wrought and toiled again, 10 kill the
measly flies. The more we Kill the
more We find: the more WI knock the
blamed things blind the more their le-
gions rise, We're all like Noah,
more or less responsible for the dis
tress that makes all hope seem vague;
we see some ugly things alive and let
them live, and grow and thrive until
they are a plague. We calmly view
the noxious weeds, and habits bad and
evil deeds, which breed SO beastly
fast! We let them grow and multiply
as Father Noah did the fly, and kick
ourselves at last. "a stitch in time, -
the poet said (hs had a long and
shapsly head will save you nine, by
gumn and nothing truer you will
find in all the years that lay behind,
or in the years to come.-Wa alt Mason.
The Hope pioneer. [volume] (Hope, N.D.) 1882-1964, 1914-07-30
Cured Of Indigestion.

Mrs. Sadie p. Clawson, Indiana,
Pa, was bothered with indigestion.
MY stomach panied me night and
day." she writes. ~ would feel bloat-
ed and haye headache and belching
after eating. | also suffered from
constipation. My daughter had used
Chamberlain's Tablets and they did
her so much good that she gave ne q
few doses OF them and insisted upon
my trying them. They helped me a,
nothing else has done" For sale by
all dealers. (Adv.)