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The Tacoma times. [volume] (Tacoma, Wash.) 1903-1949, 1914-03-03
Society

Announcement was received in
Tacoma today of the engagement
of Miss Grace Galloway of Tenino,
for several years a student of the
College of Puget ound, to Homer
Rohrer of cattle. Miss Galloway
has many friends In Tacoma. The
announcement was made at Ten
inc Thursday at pretty lunch
con given by the brides mother,
Mrs. M. Galloway.
Tacoma members of the Native
Daughters Of the Pioneers Of
Washington, have been urgently
requested to attend q meeting to-
morrow afternoon in the Woman's
club house, Seattle.
After spending the summer and
late fall at their summer home at
Interlaaken, DR.. and Mrs. Walter
vose Gullick have removed to the
city and are making themselves
comfortable in their bungalow
home. 1912 North Proctor street.
The No Name Dancing clubs
dance for this evening has been
postponed until March IT, when
the next regular dance will be
held at Sloane's hall.
Mrs. G. HI. Tarbell will enter
tain at q meeting Of the execu-
tive board Of the Ladies' Musical
club tomorrow afternoon at /
o'clock.
A rummagc sale will be held
Thursday and Friday of this week
by temperance workers of the
city at the w. G. T. u. rooms,
$40 South 9th street.
After . six months visit with
her sister in Mason City. Ia, and
her grandmother in Omaha, Neb.,
Miss Laura Mclean has returned
to her home in Tacoma.
Mrs. n. A. Munsoh has issued
invitations to members Of the
Souvenir club for q dinner and
card party Friday evening at her
home ON North 23rd street.
seumas MacManus, the famous
wit and .humorist, will lecture
this evening and tomorrow after
noon in the auditorium OF the
Stadium High school. Much In
terest has attended the lectures,
This evening MacManus will talk
on "A Merrie Rambls Round Ire
land" and tomorrow he will pre-
sent Stories Of Irish Fairy and
Folk Lore
Mrs. w. N. keller and little
daughter, Elizabeth, have return
ed to their home In Tacoma after
q two months visit in Council
Bluffs II. Returning With Mrs..
The Tacoma times. [volume] (Tacoma, Wash.) 1903-1949, 1914-03-03
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The Tacoma times. [volume] (Tacoma, Wash.) 1903-1949, 1914-03-03

Keller is DR.. Keller's sister. Mrs.
Farnsworth, and her little son.
DR.. and Mrs. Keller and their
guests are at the Bonneville.
The Tacoma times. [volume] (Tacoma, Wash.) 1903-1949, 1914-03-03
Tacoma Playhouses

Tacoma TheacrEdson talking with exoeat bill *
features all this week; Mutt and jeff" March g.
Pantages Theater-"The Princess Oriental dancuo
and singing with Miss Lolita Perne and ID pretty girls;
other good vaudeville.
Murray Bennett and enlarged bill vaudeville fea
Princess Theater"I Neighbours Wife" The Port e
DOOM this weke z<s
Melbourne
The Tacoma times. [volume] (Tacoma, Wash.) 1903-1949, 1914-03-03
Comedy at One Theater; Music
at the Other; Take Your Pick

II you're looking for 3D. clean comedy that
can't help laughing at-vst the Empress theaer this
you're devoe musical stuff stage chorus girls and
pretty voices the Pantages Both bills Both
worth seeing And it's safe that you'll
fill of laughs the Empress worth music
he pantap
The Tacoma times. [volume] (Tacoma, Wash.) 1903-1949, 1914-03-03

You can "swap" anything by
using a Times Swap ad. See Want
Ad page. 80
The Tacoma times. [volume] (Tacoma, Wash.) 1903-1949, 1914-03-03

This Is said to be the costume
of tomorrow. 1t IL. caught up in
the back, showing the ankles.
The model from which this pic
ture was made was Of light blue
wolfe with Innings. bows and col
lar OF dark green.
The ''turn-up-in-the-back" hat
Is also I'm the air" and will soon
be on the head Of the well-drs~.ad
woman.
The Tacoma times. [volume] (Tacoma, Wash.) 1903-1949, 1914-03-03

Dear Miss Grey: l am q
girl sixteen years of age. and
living In this city, so come
In contact with classy fell
lows. / have gone joy-riding
many nights lately. and have
noticed that some Of my gfrI
friends have gotten core q
me. DO yoa think t1In q
The Tacoma times. [volume] (Tacoma, Wash.) 1903-1949, 1914-03-03

and know no o<her my = e.
pressing u. Take my word To- -
snd spend your Tins eveal10 - !
The Tacoma times. [volume] (Tacoma, Wash.) 1903-1949, 1914-03-03

Dear Miss Grey: VIII you
please tell US which writes
first, the one who goes away
or the one who does not?
TWO CURIOUS GIRLS.
A.-The one who goes away d
the proper one TO write the first
letter or card.
The Tacoma times. [volume] (Tacoma, Wash.) 1903-1949, 1914-03-03

Mrs. w. N. keller and little
daughter, Elizabeth, have return
ed to their home In Tacoma after
q two months visit IN Council
Bluffs. II. Returning With Nrs.
The Tacoma times. [volume] (Tacoma, Wash.) 1903-1949, 1914-03-03

Dear Miss Grey: Would
you please tell me whom
should go to to find out the
name and address Of the
United States marshal at
Fairbanks. Alaska. / am very
anxious to know. Thank
you. BEEBE.
A.-His name Is Lewis +. Err
win. Fairbanks, Alaska, Is all the
address necessary.
Atlanta Georgian. [volume] (Atlanta, Ga.) 1912-1939, 1914-02-24
Her Most Troublesome Child;
Her Husband
Continued from First Column.

Column
big or the rising business She doesn't money pn
in the bank
She simply works-as no ambitious would have the
patience the heart to worlodding along the same lines
every day BECAUSE IT rs HER DUTY
men Imagination and feeling they would
worry about the they do their BEST they
little indeed to make for all that they surfer
when born for the mental pain that they
suffer when children ill possible give them al
that they need.
defects.
We invite the average husband and father who may seS.
page to ask himself whether in way apply
him.
Many homes in America would happier the fathers
would approve and adopt these simple rules:
Never take your bad humor home with you.
cheerful happy family should be important to you
than big successful day in business.
forget that children form their ideas of life ana
duty and character by studying the father
Don't forget that the child lacking respect for its mother
sincerely pd and that lack Of respect for the mother
nearly always BORN OF THE FATHER s I'LL HUMoR OK
CRITICISM
If you make plenty of money give your wife goo0
clothes make your children Independence much the better
But whether you make much money little you can makS
your family circle happy BY ALWAYS BRINGING cHEhS
FULNESs INTO 1T WITH YOU.
If you man, matter how ugly and disreputapS
he might be- matter how tired and worried you might DE-
you would find possible to be cheerful and smiling when y
him IF YOU KNEW THAT YOU COULD GET OUT of
BUSINESS WITH HIM PROFIT OF THOUSAND Dull
LARS.
If you yourself cheerful for the sake OF Dus
ness then yourself cheerful for the sake of your VIE
and your chdrenyou ought to do it unless you put 0U
ahead of wife and children. ..---zsAnzaAksaAA
Atlanta Georgian. [volume] (Atlanta, Ga.) 1912-1939, 1914-02-24
By DOROTHY DIX

hands, while discoursing about
the superman and the oversoul.
That he should so adore his
wife he would be utterly miser-
able when she is out OF his sight
BUT be perfectly willing for her
to go off for three-month jaunts
d.. to Europe without him.
That he should honor his wife
by marrying her, BUT always be
ready to pity her for having mar,
ried him.
That he should never whine
nor complain about how hard
man has to work to support a
family, BUT that he should be
filled with sympathy over ths
hard lot of his wife for having to
spend what he has made.
That he should be fond Of his
own family before marriage. BUM
sever all relations with them as
soon as he gets married and per-
ceive that his wife's relatives
have an inalienable right to camp
in the best bedroom, and have all
the money spent on taking them
about, and buying them presents
That he should be a Hon and
not a mouse, BUT never dare to
voice a command in his own
house, or ask for q hook in q
closet.
That he should be a cracker
jack business man, BUT think It
all right for his wife never to
keep an account. or know where
her money goes.
That he shall make money like
Mr.. Rockefeller, AND spout high
browed philosophy like a long
haired Socialist.
Expecting all these divergent
things, is it any wonder that so
many women are disappointed in
their husbands?
Atlanta Georgian. [volume] (Atlanta, Ga.) 1912-1939, 1914-02-24
WOMAN demands:

a WOMAN demands:
~ That a man shall be as
iron to all the world, BUT
putty in her hands.
That he will be a creature of
infexible determination, BUT let
her wind him around her finger.
That he will know how to kiss,
BUT that she will be the first
woman he ever kissed. /
That he will be an adept at
love making, BUT never utter a
word of sentiment to any woman
except herself,
That he will always notice how
she looks, BUT be blind to every
other woman's appearance.
That he will admire her when
she is dressed up and has her hair
waved. BUT that she will be
equally beautiful to him when
she has on a dirty kimono and
her hair IN curl papers.
That he will never fail to go
into ecstasies over the cooking
when the dinner is good, BUT
that he will not mind a burnt
roast, nor watery vegetables.
That he will have no nerves
himself, BUT will know how to
make allowance for nerves in his
wife.
That he will be the head of the
house, BUT permit his wife to
say where they shall live, what
they shall spend. where they shall
go, whom they shall know.
That he will consider it privi
lege to toll all day to support his
family, AND be delighted to
chase around half the night with
his wife to parties and theaters.
That he will be a cash register,
AND a guitar, so to speak, one
who can make money with both
Atlanta Georgian. [volume] (Atlanta, Ga.) 1912-1939, 1914-02-24
Her Most Troublesome Child:
Her Husband

In Good Many American Homes There Is Big and
Foolish Baby-the Father of the Other Babies
The Hartford republican. (Hartford, Ky.) 18??-1926, 1914-08-14
Paris In 1775,

Crime was so rife In the good city
Of Paris In the year 1875 that half a
dozen cOrpses We're shown most morn
ings In the mOrgue. and nets We're low
cred each night from the Pont Neuf
to catch the persons thrown over by
the cutthroats. Yet the punishments
were by no means lenient. and Iekyli
gives a horrible description Of how he
had seen criminal broken on the
wheel without stirring from the bal
cony of his own apartment. when
Monsieur de Paris" discharged the
duty of his office in bag. wig and ruff
fies and bien poudre.
The Hartford republican. (Hartford, Ky.) 18??-1926, 1914-08-14
DONKEYS IN EGYPT.
erutaIIy Used Are These Despised
Friends Of the Natives.

In Egypt the donkey is the chief beast
OF burden. Every farmer has at least
two or three of them. and when he
goes to his fields he rides with his
friends on dOnkeys. He does not use
proper saddle, but has couple of
sacks strapped over the animals back
No reins are used. aud stirrups are
never thought of.
The dOnkeys are sometimes used in
a most brutal fashion. for their riders
guide them with II stick. hitting them
on the left side of the head when
they want them to gs to the right. and
vice versa. If the donkey's are not 60
ing fast enough some riders rub the
rough end of Il stick along the spine
or prick them behind the neck with a
needle fixed into the stick they Use
for guiding.
When Egyptian women ride the
donkey they sit astride. and the young
fAlahah. or farmers daughter. can go
at great speed. Most of the older
women. however. are either too poor
to afford one or too stout to balance
on one.
1t Is common sight to see man rid
ing on u donkey and his wife trOttiny
behind. barefooted and carrying an
infant in her arms and large basket
on her head The Egyptian farmer has
no idea Of wOmen's rights Besides
carrying the farmer to and from his
In bOr the donkey has IN ~, FRY hundles
Of birseem or clover from the fields to
the horses and buffaloes in the villages
and towns. for grass and hay are al
most unknown In Egypt.
When the donkey is not being work
ed 1t is roped to peg In the ground
and It's two front feet are tied to-
gether. 50 that 1t cannot move more
than two yards. 1t Is the natives de-
spised friend.
The Hartford republican. (Hartford, Ky.) 18??-1926, 1914-08-14
Vacation Trips on Great Lake..

Summer vacation travel on the Great
Lakes is now IN full swing, a,t the
volume of tourists travel attracted
20 the Lake routes by splendid equip
ment of The passengr lines and Tor
the coo, and res.ful Lake trirs IS even
larger than in former seasons.
The Great Ship "SEEANBEE". now
running daily bstwoca c eveland and
Buffalo, has created a ser5a.iol
with the travelling put,c WAC br. ak
their raj journey az ether CITY 20
enjoy delightful uisAts trip on
this marvellous steamer.
The SEEANDBEE IS the llrgcst
and mos costly steamer On inland
waters of the world. She has $40
staJeroOms and parlors accom- la ing
1900 passengers, equallns in sleeping
capacity the largest hOte's Of Tie
COUNTRY and she can carry 5000 peo-
pie, the population Of a good sized
town.
notwithstanding her gigantic size,
during the summer season her sleep
ing Accommodations are reserved well 1
In advance, and uhose contemplating
the trip should arrange for rooms as
early as possible.
Al! ralroad tickets reading between
Cleveland and Buffalo are good for
transportation on c. & b, Line Steam
ers, and 40 one should miss the OPP
portunity of using the lake route dur
ing the hot summer months.
The Hartford republican. (Hartford, Ky.) 18??-1926, 1914-08-14
CURIOUS DEATH CEREMONY.
u Has Been Observed For Centuries In
Austria's Royal Family.

A strange burial ceremony has OBJ
fnined among the Hapsburgs. the oldest
VI the royal families Of Europe. for sew
eral hundred years. Whenever the EN-.
peror dies his body Is carried by tue
nearest way from the imperial palace
t. the monastery Of the Capuchin
monks on the outskirts Of Vienna. Only
a few officials form the nconspicuous
escort.
Arriving at the door OF the crypt Of
the monastery. which Is found locked.
the master Of ceremonies krOcks upon
II with his gold staff and demands ad-
mittance.
"Who Is there?" comes the voice of
monk from behind the boltcd door.
His royal majesty the emperor Of
Austria. king of Hungary. duke Of
Syria" rcciting the long list of titles
borne by the dead monarch.
I'VE know no such man." curly re-
plies the voice within.
Again the master of ceremonies
knocks and demands admissions: again
the voice Of the guardian monk de-
mands. who is there Again the
master of ceremonies recites the list
of honors and titles borne by the dead
man-and again the voice from within
replies. We know no such man"
A third time the master of cere-
monies knocks. and third time the
monk within asks. who is there?"
''Our brother, Joseph Hapsburg" Tor
whatever was the simple name of the
dead king.
At this humble confession Of the
equality of the dead man with all hui
man flesh the bolts fly back swiftly
Enter. brotherw cries the monk. stand
ing welcoming in the doorway. and the
body is taken within. Later the body
IL returned to the palace and a funeral
with all the pomp of royalty is con-
Quoted from the princely mansion. But
this first strange ceremony is never
omitted Washington Star.
The Hartford republican. (Hartford, Ky.) 18??-1926, 1914-08-14
INGENIOUS BOOKKEEPING.
How Doctors May Have Banks Keep
Track Of Their Business.

The Medical Record quotes from q
writer In the British Medical journal
who SUCCESS that physicians should
make banks serve as their bookkcepers
Sir John Collie Is the author of this
system. His plan Is to keep two bank.
ing accounts ut the same bank.
The first. No. l." says the writer. sis
bis ordinary current account. into
which he should pay all the money he
receives. whether he has been paid in
cash or checks. II Is an excellent rule
never to spend a penny which has not
come to one through his banking nc.
count. The physician should never get
checks which have been paid to him
cashed by the local tradeSman He
should never pay his chauffeur with
his fees. Every single item received
from the physicians practice from one
years end to another should go
through his banking account No. I. II
the physician has been tempted to use
n five dollar bill which some one has
paid him unexpectedly on II round or
IL he has bought stamps with the mon.
then he should draw check for the
amount, cash 1t and pay the money
into his bank. Thus. and thus only. can
he make his banker his bookkeeper.
IF the physician should die suddenly
or wish to sell his practice. then. and
then only. whether his other business
books are Kept well or not. the lawyer
or the medical agency or the purchaser
who wades through his effects will re-
.1;;rs. 10 find one method OF knowing
gross receipts and getting some i,lea Of
the real intrinsic value of the business
and VIII from the physicians bank
book alone tell the total cash receipts
from the practice upon which to found
the purchase price.
AT the end Of every year the books
should be balanced. and il the doctor
cannot balance them himself or has
not the time the comparatively small
sum which Il professional accountant
will charge. say s. or $40, will be well
repaid"
The Hartford republican. (Hartford, Ky.) 18??-1926, 1914-08-14
Stationers.

When pens and ink and other writ
ing materialss came into common use
Il great many sears ago they were sold
by peddlers from house 10 house After
awhile II few dealers In writing ma
terials opened stalls and remained sta
tionary at their place of business. To
distinguish the two classes of paper
sellers the NAN in the stall was called
a. stationer. aud the goods he sold came
"a he known as stationery. Wisconsin
State Journal.
The Hartford republican. (Hartford, Ky.) 18??-1926, 1914-08-14
A Joke Of Mark rwain's.

Gillette was Mark Twain. who was u
fellow townsman aud friend of his
father. Mark Twain in referring to
the matter said that when he used his
influence to get young Gillette Oh the
stage he thought he was playing
great joke on the management. for he
did not think Gillette had the slightest
aptitude for acting But it turned out
to he no joke after all. Il don't know"
said Mark Twain. which | like better
having Gillette make Il tremendOua
success or seeing one of my jokes x.
wrong"
The Hartford republican. (Hartford, Ky.) 18??-1926, 1914-08-14
DIAMOND CUT DIAMOND.
A Wordless Comedy In Which She Who
Tapped Last Tapped Best.


She was pretty. and as she leaned
against the counter in the marriage
license bureau she carelessly stretched
forearm ON the broad surface while
she tapped the wood with her fingers.
A one carat diamond flashed In man.
her to attract attention. which appar
emily was the purpose sought by the
attractive wearer.
Enter a second young woman with
her escort.
She was not so pretty nor so richly
attired. She also leaned against the
counter. while her fiance. a large man
and apparently entirely capable. filled
out an application blank.
The second woman caught the sound
Of the tapping and turned to see the
flash of the gem.
The first young woman glanced at
the face of the last arrival. took u
heeting apprai>ement of garments and
style and continued TO tap. The second
young woman indOlently raised her
arm. placed it on the counter and be-
gan tapping with her fingers. The first
young woman turned in surprise. Then
she dropped her arm. her lips became
straight line. and she walked to the
desk where her prospective husband
was writing.
The second young woman smiled and
also let her arm fall to her side. The
third finger Of the left hand bore a
two carat diamond of purest luster.
And they never said word" re-
marked the official in charge Of the bu.
reau. who related the story.-Los An
geles Express.
The Hartford republican. (Hartford, Ky.) 18??-1926, 1914-08-14
Algerian Olive Trees.

In Algiers olive trees spring up wild
and are grated where they stand. In
some regions they are SO close as to
touch overhead. The average annual
yield for tree is eighty to 100 pounds
Some Of the trees are believed to be
over 400 years Old. 1t is estimated that
there are over 5.0O0.000 wild olive trees
in Algers. The grating OF these Is be-
ing carried out Systematically under
the auspices Of the government.
The Hartford republican. (Hartford, Ky.) 18??-1926, 1914-08-14
Three Centuries of Opera.

Since 1897 careful estimate puts II
that more than 10000 operas have been
staged in Europe and America. BY a
liberal estimate OF all the operas ever
composed not more than seventy-6ve
are now alive and more or less popu.
The Hartford republican. (Hartford, Ky.) 18??-1926, 1914-08-14
EeIipe Music.

Scarlatti. the Italian composer. own.
I'd cat which loved to walk ON the
keys of piano and struck certain
notes in preference to Others. The com.
poser took those notes as the theme of
one OF his fugues. which for that rea-
Fugue."
The Hartford republican. (Hartford, Ky.) 18??-1926, 1914-08-14
Myrtle Wedding Wreaths.

On her wedding day the Danish
peasant girl wears II simple crown or
myrtle with her national costume
varying with the district. but always
charming-and pots OF myrtle are care
fully cherished by giriish hands
through the long winters in anticipa
ton of the great event
The Hartford republican. (Hartford, Ky.) 18??-1926, 1914-08-14
How's This3

We offer One Hundred Dollars
Reward for any case of Catarrh
that cannot be cured by Halls
Catarrh Cure.
+. j. CHENEY & CO.. Toledo, o.
We. the undersigned. have known F.. J.
Cheney for the last Is years. and believe
him perfectly honorable In all business
transactions and financially able to carry
out any obligations made by his firm.
NATIONAL BANK OF COMMERCE..
Toledo. o.
Halls Catarrh Cure Is taken internally,
acting directly upon the blood and mu-
cous surfaces of the system. Testimonials
sent free. Price rs cents per bottle Sold
by all Druggists.
Take Halls Family Pills for constipation.
The Hartford republican. (Hartford, Ky.) 18??-1926, 1914-08-14
Sheridan's Retort.

Pitt had answered u speech OF Sheri-
dams ana complained when the latter
proposed to rejoiD that Sheridan al
ways wanted the last word
mot mt ALL" said Sheridan. instantly
withdrawing his request 10 be heard
i AN content with having had the last
argument"
The Hartford republican. (Hartford, Ky.) 18??-1926, 1914-08-14
One Wish UnfuIfiIlsd.

wife-yOu promised that II I would
marry you my every wish should be
gratided. Husband-weil. isn't IL:
wife-No: ! wish hadn't married
you. illustrated Bits.
The Hartford republican. (Hartford, Ky.) 18??-1926, 1914-08-14
Fooled.

A mother of four daughters. one Of
whom had r",ettiy married. corncred
an eligible youag man Ia the drawing
room. "And which one OF my girls do
you admire. Wisht I ask?"
'"rhe msr,icd one" was the pr,lupi
reply.-AIsoas.t.
The Hartford republican. (Hartford, Ky.) 18??-1926, 1914-08-14
A Bungier.

She anxious 10 pun him at his EASEL
What n nice dance. Mr. Smith. YOU
step exactly suits mine. lie $50 nerv-
0us,-l'm so glad. | know I'm such y
wretched dancer.
The Hartford republican. (Hartford, Ky.) 18??-1926, 1914-08-14

Little minds are too much wounded
nv little things: great minds see all
lsJ are not even hurt. La Rocbefon
.uuid
The Hartford republican. (Hartford, Ky.) 18??-1926, 1914-08-14
Brazil.

Brazil In Portuguese term derived
from braza. ~ live coal" relative ~
the red dyewood with which the cour.
Try abOunds.
The Hartford republican. (Hartford, Ky.) 18??-1926, 1914-08-14

By Que good deed we nproot many u
sseiess weed.
The Hartford republican. (Hartford, Ky.) 18??-1926, 1914-08-14

The aim. u coached or not. ankles
great the iitc. ssroNhtag.