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The Detroit times., 1914-11-23
OTHER WORDS, GENTLEMEN, IT'S
lust AS EASY AS ROLLING OFF A LOG

Mayor Marx 3 on . tour Of tho United States
II hopes the tour VIII benefit his administration.
r. eaGht to.
mayor police commissioner with him to do his talking
iom homo should help the administration quite bit
viii his police Marx stopped Of in Pittsburgh
{ere two investigated the matter of vice elimination
efficiency bureau introduced themselves to
sman said they Pittsburgh cleaned its tender
"a wanted TO know 1t had been done.
The chairman aabe and courteous all city
visited by another city usually and concealed
kng from his inquistors
He claimed patent rights for Pittsburgh
you gentlemen how about here to stamp out
Woe from the evil atereec
IS often offered an argument against elimination"
The mayor police commissioner all attention.
I'VE n continued concluded the chairman Of the morals
dsncy bureau Of ceanedup city BY CLOSING EVERY DlsREPU
FABLE RESORT IN THE CITY"
a Ahemi
The Detroit times., 1914-11-23
Railroads Attack
State SOUd

Ter the reasons (
may be built TO |
air or 10 travel
any with which
10 there room
alton Of their
those applica
bly, first com
er than OF pc
see that thu
change the
fare. when ed
win have its
TO the other
cations will
when the d
country aga
In the air VI
hope that thi
retard the q
war shall ced
The six-foo
aerodrome An
problem was
man-carrying
1908 and 1901
man-carrying [
ed In the lowe
Curtis within
strated that I'll
dent by flying ID
constructed by
The Detroit times., 1914-11-23
Expert.

Owing to tn shallowness of q GER
tain harbor, the ships trading to and
from Il have to be built with q light
draught- Commenting on this fact one
day. facetious individual remarked
to the skipper OF steamer:
I reckon, captain. you would think
nothing OF running, your ship across
a meadow on a dewy night7"
Nothing at ALL" came the reply:
though, to make sure. might send
a man ahead with watering-can."
The Detroit times., 1914-11-23
Uninterested

In q newspaper ONCE, where the
workers are supposed to be up to
date, the boss asked the star to tell
him the name of the newest aud
most powerful American battleship
In commission.
There were four gussses. and none
correct.
How many times In your life have
you seen q whole regiment OF regular
soldiers3
For most of US the recruiting officer
begins and ends what We know. from
personal observation, Of Uncle Sans
army.
When Rep. Gardner was telling con-
gress In what q bad nx we'd be II at
tackled by q great power. q fellow
member interrupted to ask IL II was
wise to advertise our unreadiness 80
openly. The worthy interruptor EVIL
IDENTIFY didn't know that every for
eign war ONCE knows far more about
our military affairs than SO out OF
every 100 Americans know.
Our professional soldiers and sail
ors think II q blooming shame that
we common NUTS are 30 uninterssted
in militarism.
Maybe II 10.
But. at all events, we can still 60
a long way before well be In danger
Of getting militarism on the brain.
FavorIte Pastlme.
The captain cried Cease shooting,
please"
But couldn't stop the chaps;
It was the troop OF Senegalese.
Z And they were shooting craps.
New York Mail.
The Detroit times., 1914-11-23
(Y RIGHT NOW ABOUT
AND NAVY--NO1

4kIuI AMI IVA I---NOA
ouick's argument ought to pretty near
army and q bigger navy particularly at
countries engaged in the present connact
& some years to come after this war is over.
b. VIII have gotten their stomachs full and
position to fight should it want to.
of the il going to be the supremacy OF the
l1strsss Of the Seas" and high cock of the walk in
Ter Of fact speculation already being INDUCED In @ just
tsd States ought the strongest nation the globe
having The greatest army and the greatest navy and the
M q loading French nsvypaper-Paris Hgarois fearful
that Germany In Of triumph tho allies viii dis
1Hah and French naviss command the squsch the
and monopolze the trade Of the world
- hand there to suggestion from reader which
tears the Paris editor and any fears that might be
IA at home.
Eits;
Z Great Britain France, Russia Germany
u by q long war both n respect carrying on . big
ae CONTESTANT and to food clothing and
osssarIsa
Useis Sam, finding these powers n this condition.
suns men, money and the food. Now, all
u miiftarism psmsntls your battsships and
up proper point Of providing your quota OF
sunIelsrt preserve peace throughout the world
art Of my navy and army and well simply police
nforcs r~ andor The everlasting armIng and
lou foreign SslowchrIstIans 10 not only leading to
sndom by heather but Il 10 costing me hundreds
Iery year your present shows that I've got
Ne very Innocent bystandsr And I'll lick
h decent como Into my peace pooli"
respondent anticipates United States Of the World which
little distance or but hand and trade
1i1ed after this by any country now at war.
The Detroit times., 1914-11-23

The greater
madam, Is th
denied the
pals In op9
trick and 4
There's
Stat
strd
men
from
the rev
habits wh
are affecte
government
enue.
Doubtless
measure v
governme(
absolutel
synonyf
nation
force I'd
remarkf
the woI
ance md
hibition
the resti
the stror
does not
Fully al
itself IL Il
accomplish
sonal ehor
birth, a ho|
now a millid
ael Dimitro
Russia is re
vodka" As 4
or. member Of
by personal
has steadfastl
end he has &C
reform records
reer than that
most single-hai
verted one Of
greatest PEG
New York v
The Detroit times., 1914-11-23

The Effect Of q Landslide.
The recent Republican landslide APP
pears to have pushed good many
Democrats into the United States SEN
Herald.
The Detroit times., 1914-11-23
Ma, Son al

A fond mother "
school wrote to q
asking II he would
the lad go In for
IL am against
fear he may be Sc
Christy was for
advise concerning
seen, But he VI
ment Of general
| maintain tina
take part In som
II tends toward
We wonder II Il
thought of the ID
be In if he keptIV
sports and provRl
outlet for the u
youth. -
A swat on the y
Jaw. even n brokh-
that will easilyhe'
effects. Indeed. a.
mauling seems %
growing boys.
The greater
madam, Is th(
denied the
pals In opa
trick and
There's
than a q
The Detroit times., 1914-11-23
[ol, 4. second elias. mail matter.

y and cigarette advertising or faIse or
adpei tising Ct an objectionable nde.,e.
70 priated witA fuI confidence fn rae
|iser and the truth Of the representation
ksfer a Iaror II they toill promptly repor'
lrfiser to make good any represeHtdi'oh
The Detroit times., 1914-11-23
Lazy Bob Parklns.

Lazy Bob Parkins" IL short play
by Ward Macauley. The scene is laid
in a country store and the characters
Grand Forks daily herald and the evening times., 1914-04-28
COY. PATTERSON
SPEAKS At FARGO
Large Crowd Hears ExTen.
nessee Official on Liquor
Traffic.
PAGE TWO.

Fargo, n. d.. April 2s.-Former
Governor Patterson of Tennessee was
greeted by an audience that packed
the First Methodist church to the
doors when he gave his address on the
liquor traffic.
Judge G. A. Pollock, who was one
of the prime. movers in securing pro-
hibition in North Dakota and was
one of the organizers of the Anti
Saloon league. presided.
DIR. Baker Speaks.
DIR. p: A. Baker, president of the
National Anti-Saloon leage. made
an address on the organization and
the prospects of the movement for
national prohibition. He said that
each year for the past 90 years $780,
900 have abolished the saloon until
now 6o per cent of the people of this
country, and II per cent of its terri
tory is under prohibition. A drastic
prohibition law was passed by the
Mississippi legislature in four hours
said the speaker. He contended that
national prohibition is possible and
made the statement that "6 states in
the union have fewer saloons than
the city of New York.
DR., Baker took subscription for
the work. one-half Of which is to be
used in this state.
Introducing Gov Patterson, Judge
Grand Forks daily herald and the evening times., 1914-04-28
BAND TOURNEY At
LAKE CAAUTAUQUA
Purse Of $500 to Be Awarded
to Best Musical Or
CARNATIONS.

Devils Lake. N. D., April 2S.-
There'u be music in the air during the
1914 assembly of the North Dakota
Chautauqua, July "A to IL. Not that
there has not always been very fine
music furnished the patrons Of North
Dakota's famous recreation and educa-
tional center, but something out of the
ordinary is ID be offered this summer.
Secretary Edward w. Gilbertson is at
present completing arrangements for
band tournament for which a purse
of $500 in gold will be offered the win
ners To this tournament every baAd
in the state will be invited, and from
the interest that has already been dis
played there is evidence that a large
number will accept.
While the rules for the contest have
not been formulated as yet, 1t is quite
likely that the general appearance on
parade will be considered as we'll as
forth the applause. It is certain that
some musical critic from the twin city
will be invited to act as judge on this
occasion, taking that task out Of the
state to avoid any possible Partially.
In this connection it can be stated that
the Devils Lake band, for very obvious
reasons, will be barred from competi-
ton.
1t has been arranged that barges be
supplied for the visiting bands and
that they be stationed at various points
on the lake as one feature Of the days
program. An effort will also be, made
to have at least two selections played
by the entire musical aggregation,
60 Ioox
and 400 pieces The task of selecting a
leader capable of handling the grand
ensemble will be taken up by the
Chautauqua board just as soon as 9TH
err details of the musical composition
have been agreed upon.
Grand Forks daily herald and the evening times., 1914-04-28
LOSES Wager BY
HALF AN ORANGE
Rubenstein Of Minot Eats
"a 10 in Attempt to Win
Bicycle.

AIinot, n. D.. April 28.-Joe Ruben
stein, one Of Harry Feldman's accom-
modating clerks at the Boston store,
ate "a 1-2 large oranges Friday aft
ernoon, attempting to win a bicycle
by his feat. Joe was willing to eat
more but his stomach baked and he
had to quit when just another mouth
full or two of the juicy fruit would
have won him a, available machine. A
large crowd stood about and watched
Joe stow away those oranges. Joe
isn't very large. but his stomach is
elastic and his appetite immense. He
didn't feel any i'll effects from his
experience and after he had gotten
his fill. was in complete readiness for
his work about the store. .a
Joe wanted the bicycle badly and
had he been able to stow away 25 of
the oranges he would have won. He
looked wistfully at the; last orange
and remarked: ''I'll eat it if it kills
me. but friends persuaded him to give
1t I'D.
Grand Forks daily herald and the evening times., 1914-04-28
WILLISTON

Williston, N. D.. April 2s.-N1iss
Edna Bell returned home Saturday
from California where she has spent
the winter visiting friends in 4. Los
Angeles and San Diego.
c. L. Wingate and Carl Lindahl
made business trip to Wildrose the
first of the week. sa
!. Miss Lydia, Lefphardy returned
from from an extended d HSisie IN Salt Lake
Oscar Preble of Dickinson, N. D.,
visited with relatives here a few days
last week enroute to Minneapolis.
The "A. o. u. w. initiated class of
ten members Tuesday evening. The
meeting closed with banquet.
Mr. and Mrs. Fred Hildreth re-
turned home Monday from an extend
ed visit to Minneapolis.
Mr.. and Mrs. B. A. Douglas and
Mrs. Halliday Of the White City spent
a few days in the city.
Capt. Senechal and B. A, Douglas
made business trip to Montana last
week.
John Page and son, Of Rugby, were
guests at the home Of w. Owens this
week.
Mrs. c. w. Jennison left the first of
the week for a short visit in Fairview.
Thos. Haugan Of Seattle, WASH, ar
rived here to attend to business Mr..
Haugan recently purchased some
ranch property in Washington.
M. S. williams made a business trip
to Plaza and Stanley.
Miss Lydia Richards Of Clarion,
Iowa, left Tuesday after a visit with
the family Of VIM. Owens.
J. s. Brokaw left for Choteau, Mont.
to visit relatives
Ivan Metzger left Tuesday night for
prepare for the bar examination in
June.
Mrs. Martha Taten, county superin-
tendent of schools, left Friday morn
ing for the N. w. e. A. at Minot.
Miss Jane Rolette and Theodore
Perry were united in marriage at the
Catholic church Tuesday morning.
Hon. j. Cleary, a prominent attor-
ney Of Langdon, N. D., spent Sunday
in our city.
Neil Donaldson Of Eugene, Ore, EN-.
route to Brookings, s. D., spent SUM
day with friends here.
At the regular meeting Of the Com
mercial club. the new fax twine pro-
ject was discussed, also an electric
road north
|, One of the recent Minneapolis pa
pers contained the announcement of
the issuance Of marriage license to
Walker McGuiness and Miss Carrie E.
Hauge. both Of this city. Mr.. Me-
Guinness Is the manager Of the Or
pheum theater.
A suffrage tea was given in the lib
rary hall Wednesday afternoon at 4
o'clock. Mrs. Hardaway gave a .vo-
cal solo. Mrs. Mcintosh, gave an In.
teresting talk on 1.-THE Law as 1t eff
fects women in many o. our states.
DR.. Goldschlager served q very delici-
GUS lunch. -, ~, '.s 4. !, ;
EEsr AZ present there = censiderable in
Grand Forks daily herald and the evening times., 1914-04-28
U.C.T.
|NSTAL|L|.S'':0FF|CERS
Impressive Ceremonies Are
Carried Out at Elks' Hall
in City. :,

Jamestown, N. d.; April 2s.-The
jamestown council of the United
Commercial Travellers of America was
installed at Elks' hall with the usual
impressive ceremonies. About twen-
ty-five candidates were initiated and
with the number to join the council
by transfer from other cities the
membership will be about forty, and
in addition about fifteen more candi-
dates are expected TO be taken in at
a special meeting called for Friday
night, May 8.
Of7cerssElected. - >. s..
The following were elected officers
Of the jamestown council:
Senior Counselior--C. p: Ingmund-
son. NJ
: Junior Counsellor-Gus Lieber.
Secretary-Treasurer-J. e. CAT
Page-E. v. simonitsch.
Sentinel-C. e. Wertz.
Der. w. E. Honebrink, C. w. Bitner
and T. j. Birmingham.
Grand Forks daily herald and the evening times., 1914-04-28
RAISED $1,000 IN
day FOR trail
Bowman Gives Large Amount
in Cash for New
Highway.

Bowman. N. D., April 2s.-The viii
lage Of Bowman has subscribed over
81. 000-practically. all in cash-for
the Yellowstone trail And it was all
done in one day.. BY SO doing the
Bowman people have set a high mark,
as no town on the entire trail Of SINH
lar size has subscribed SO generously.
1t Is half as much as subscribed by
Miles City and more than half the
amount subscribed by Aberdeen. 1t
is about double as much as sub
scribed by any Of the smaller towns.
George N. Remission visited Bowman
last week and made q talk before the
Commercial club. o. T. Peterson
secured subscriptions amounting to
more than $1,000 in one day. The
county commissioners of Bowman
county also agreed to build five miles
Of the trail in Bowman county. Bow
the best piece of road Of any county
on the trail
Grand Forks daily herald and the evening times., 1914-04-28
BONDS SURRENDERED.
Bonds of Jack Guyer Are Given Up by
BOndsmen.

Flasher, n: D.; April 2s.-Jack E.
Guyer. held under $4,000 bond on the
charge Of stealing cattle from ranch
ers on the reservation has been sur
rendered to the sheriff by his bonds
men, who believe they ferestalled an
attempt to escape from the state.
C. E. Mccullough, an alleged ac-
complete Of Guyer, left his bondsmen
holding the bag about two weeks ago.
Mccullough and Guyer are alleged
to have stolen cattle not only from
the Standing Rock reservation ranch
ers, but to have taken tribute from
Russian homesteaders.
In the complaint filed against them
it was alleged they had threatened the
farmers with death IL information was
filed against them.
Guyer has beensconducting butch
er shop here and,is said to have sold
meat from stolen cattle,
Grand Forks daily herald and the evening times., 1914-04-28
PERJURY CHARGE.
Made Against North Dakotan. WI
Sought to Wed Girl,

Sought to Wed Girl.
Mandan, N. D., April 2s.-George
Albert Arch is wanted on perjury
and perhaps on more serious charge
as a result OF his efforts to; wed. a / s.
year-oid girls He is FL and resided at
Almont. The girl was large for her
age and Arch told County Judge John
son she was 10. securing "a license.
The official later learned the .decep-
ton and started out ON the warpatln.
Before the marriage ceremony could
be performed ne located Arch and
compelled the surrender Of the IL
5cense. The parents Of the girl pre-
ferred a perjury charge against the
young man and he has disappeared.
charges will probably be made.
Grand Forks daily herald and the evening times., 1914-04-28
BRING GOOD PRICE.

Six Steers Yield s557.57 for Sheldon
Farmer.
Sheldon, N. D., April 2S.-Abandon-
ing raising small grain for the mar
ket, Fred Heaton of Shenford town
ship has been devoting some attention
to beef cattle and yesterday sold six
head Of steers for $557.57. He is turn
ing off a number every few weeks and
finds he is securing much larger re-
turns by feeding the products of his
farm to beef cattle than when he at
tempted to raise all grain crops.
Grand Forks daily herald and the evening times., 1914-04-28
TROUBLE NOT SETTLED.

Fargo Contractors and Building
Contractors and Building Trades
Unions Not Pulling Together.
Fargo, N. D., April 2S.-The idea
that an agreement between the con-
tractors and the building trades work.
ers could be reached by May has
been practically abandoned.
Recent efforts to get the contrac-
tors and the union men together have
failed and many union carpenters
have gone to other cities. A number
OF non-union men have come here for
employment as carpenters. plumbers
and lin other lines. The contractors
insist they have all the men they can
Grand Forks daily herald and the evening times., 1914-04-28
AWAITING ORDER.
Devils Lake Arranging for Mobilize
ton of State Troops.
By Leo :! !. q

Devils Lake. N. D., April 2s.-Dev-
lis Lake is waiting for the order
mobilising the North Dakota national
guard. taking especial interest in that
Rock Island military reservation
which will be used in preparing tho
soldiers for actual service. It is de-
clared that every company in the
state could reach the regimental head
quarters here twenty-four hours after
the order was issued.
Grand Forks daily herald and the evening times., 1914-04-28
;CHILDREN's DISEASES VERY
PREVALENT.

!. Whooping Cough ID about every
where. Measles and scarlet fever al
most AZ bad. Use Foley's Honey and
Tar Compound for indamed ttiiroats
and coughing. MIRA !. G. Hostler,
Grand Island. Nebr.. says: my three
children had severe, attacks Of whoop.
ing cough, and a very few doses Of
Foley's Honey and. Tar gave great 70.
Hef." McGrath's P4armAcy.-Adv.
Grand Forks daily herald and the evening times., 1914-04-28
SHOT IN FACE.

Another s4Didn't Know it Was Eoad-
ed'' Accident at Luverne.
Luverne. N. D., April Csc. w.
Christianson had been shooting goph-
ers with 22-calrife. On his return
he thought he extracted all the shells
his small boys picked up the rifle and
pointed it at another son. The bulls
let entered the cheek and ranged down
the back Of the neck, but the injured
lad will recover. 49,.
Grand Forks daily herald and the evening times., 1914-04-28
FoRGER ADMITS GUILE !.

Steele, NJ: D., April 28.-Forging
two checks, admitting his guilt, being
sent To the state reform school and
'beginning his term Of service for the
state were events that occurred In tho
life OF Jefferson Lewis within I brief
period. He succeeded in earning =
$40 check. but when he presenter an
other for SIS, suspicion was aroused
and he was arrested % ne w. PLAN
ming ito leave here ION 4 train The
checks had been fogEed on VIZ. WILL
SON Tor whom he hAd worked. v
Grand Forks daily herald and the evening times., 1914-04-28
LOTUS TO SPEAK.
MinnesOtan to Address North Dakota
Equity Society Meetings.

MinnesOtan to Address North. Dakota
Equity Society Meetings.
Bismarck, n. D.. April ga num-
Der OF meetings will be held in North
Dakota in May. June and July, under
the auspices of the American Society
and the Farmers Equity Cooperative
exchange, Fargo, n. D.
Meetings have been booked so far
at the following places: Reynolds,
May o.; Northwood, May %; New
burg, May 1921; Turtle Lake, June
1919: New England, June ~; Valley
City, July 6; Tolley. July 4; Mayville.
July Z, and Devils Lake, July 8.
A number of other meetings will be
arranged. Some Of the orators as
signed to this state are: George s..
LOTUS and Drake of Minneapolis;
Magnus johnson, Kimball, former
Congressman Kelley of South Dakota;
J. NJ. Anderson, Fargo; Frank Odell.
Omaha, and others.
Grand Forks daily herald and the evening times., 1914-04-28
UGLY CASH.

Farmer Is Struck and Cut Up by
Plow.
Reeder, N. D.. April 2s.-Last week
when w. D. Stephenson and his hired
man were httching up four horse
team to pillow, tho horses started,
knocking Mr.. Stephenson down and
he was struck on the head by the
pillow which cut an ugly cash in his
head, nearly scalping him.
Grand Forks daily herald and the evening times., 1914-04-28
KILLED RABBITS.
Sherwood Farmer Bagged IS Animals
This Winter

Sherwood, N. D.. April 2s.-Ned
Harris, who lives just across the Can
adam line northwest of Sherwood. is
the champion Jack rabbit hunter of
this section of the country. He says
the little animals are more numerous
and do great deal more damage to
growing crops, oats especially, and
young trees. berry bushes, etc. He
has made it a. point to kill them off
on his own and neighboring places as
we'll as he could each winter. Last
winter he bagged 76 of them.
Grand Forks daily herald and the evening times., 1914-04-28
ENLIsTs AS DRUMMER.
1e-Year-old Youth OF Mandan Ask.
Position of Governor

Mandan, n. D.. April 2S.-Henry
ernor L. B. Hanna, assuring him, that
in case of a call for the North Da-
kota militia for service in the. Mexican
trouble, he will be given position as
drummer boy. Hartmann is the son
Of q deputy sheriff Of Morton county
and wrote the chief executive OF the
state on his own initiative, asking for
q position as orderly or drummer boy.
Grand Forks daily herald and the evening times., 1914-04-28
TEARS UP MORTGAGE.
North Dakotan's Wife Tries to Coun
teract SpOuse's Folly.

Makoti, N. D., April 2s.-There was
of a reservation homesteader went in
to the bank, asked to be shown a
mortgage signed by her husband, tore
the paper into shreds then promptly
tainted. 1t is probable that she will
be prosecuted unless new mortgage
Is at once made out. 1t is claimed
that the husband denied knowledge OF
the character Of the paper he signed
when the mortgage was made and his
wife undertook this method of de-
stroying.t evidence ...s.
Grand Forks daily herald and the evening times., 1914-04-28
DRAWN UNDER MACHINE.
Deering Man Becomes Entangled IN
der Car and Is Badly Bruised,

Deering, N. D., April 2s.-H. B.
Fast was the victim Of what might
have proven . very serious accident.
With his son, J. ID. Fast, he was re-
turning from. a trip to Minot, with w.
A. Dunlop's auto. The car stopped
on the road and Mr.. Fast got out Of
the machine to crank the engine.
After the engine had gotten in mo-
ton the car started forward, throw
ing Mr.. Fast to the ground and en-
tangling him underneath the ma
ichine.i 1t was found that he had sus-
tanned 4 fractured rib and several mi
nor bruises and at present is getting
Grand Forks daily herald and the evening times., 1914-04-28

Pollock strikingy depicted the con-
trast between the formers life, only
a year ago and his present attitude
and convictions. At that time he
would have refused to admit this man
to speak in the church.
Grand Forks daily herald and the evening times., 1914-04-28
KICKED BY HORSE.

Reeder Youth Suffers Fractured Skull
in Accident.
Reeder, N. D., April 2s.-Clarence,
youngest son. Of Mr.. and Mrs. .Jagim,
east Of Gascoyne, met with q serious
accident. The littlesfetloW, was kicked
by horse, fracturinE his skull. The
west bound flyer took the little. sufferer
to the Miles City hospital for treat
ment So, - !. .59
Grand Forks daily herald and the evening times., 1914-04-28
EAR CUT OFF.

Little Boy Falls From Disc and Is
Horribly Mangled.
Wyndmere, N. D., April 2S.-The s.
year-old son OF O.. A. Gulsvig was rid
ing on a seeder with his father. He
fell in front of the discs and his head
was caught between two of them,
dragging the youth some distance.
One ear was cut OFF and serious wounds
face.