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The Madison journal. (Tallulah, Madison Parish, La.) 1888-current, 1914-05-16
RESlN0l WILL HEAL
BABY'S ITCHING SKIN

Resinol ointment and resinol soap
are absolutely free from anything of a
harsh or injurious nature, and can
therefore be used with perfect conf.
dence in the treatment of babies skin
troubles-eczema, teething rash, chat
ings, etc.-where you wouldn't dare
use ordinary 'skin-cures." Resinol
stops itching instantly and speedily
heals even severe and stubborn erup-
tions. Doctors have prescribed it for
the past nineteen years.
Resinol soap and resinol ointment
clears away pimples, blackheads and
dandrun, and is an invaluable house.
hold remedy for sores, burns, boils,
piies.etc. Sold by every druggist.-Adv.
The Madison journal. (Tallulah, Madison Parish, La.) 1888-current, 1914-05-16
New Evil Laid to the Cigarette.

Lucy Page CASTOR Of the Anti Ciga-
rette league recites the following case
Of total depravity." There is no
hope" says Miss CASTOR. for a young
person who, even when he knows he's
doing something wrong, and knows
the consequences, goes ahead and
does It.
"A Chicago teacher discovered one
Of her little pupils smoking. Willie,
she said, do you know what happens
to small boys who smoker
Willie looked up innocently at his
preceptress. Yes he replied. coolly;
mother tells me they get poisoned by
Nicodemus.'
The Madison journal. (Tallulah, Madison Parish, La.) 1888-current, 1914-05-16
CAUSE AND EFFECT
sestlon Follows Right Food.

suon and the attendant dis
OF mind and body are GER
iod.
Who are still young and ro-
hkely to overlook the fact
Gopping water will wear a
V at last, so will the use Of
easy, rich food, finally cause
sppetite and indigestion.
a'ely many are thoughtful
. study themselves and note
ple Of cause and effect In
lood. A N. Y. young won.
= her experience thus:
ane ago I had a lot Of trou-
Indigestion. caused by too
l got so l was unable to
feely anything. and medi-
ueo useless.
ADVISED me to try Grape
praising 1t highly and as
.' tried 1t. ] am thankful
al Grape-Nuts not only re-
VI my trouble, but built me
~engthened my digestive or
! can now eat anything /
Out ! stick to Grape-Nuts."
sven by Postum Co., Battle
ncn. Read THE Road to
IN pkgs. There's a Rea-
ne above Ictterf A new
~ rom time 60 time. They
ees and full Of human
The Madison journal. (Tallulah, Madison Parish, La.) 1888-current, 1914-05-16
All Right In This Case.

A clergyman in a country church
gave out the following notice:
THE ladies Of the parish intend to
prepare fowl supper on Friday eve
ming for the benefit of the church. 1t
is hoped that there will be a large
attendance"
After service one of the men present
was heard to remark: Il suppose il
will be all right to pay for you foul
supper with tainted money!"
why, certainly" was the reply.
THE guest Of honor is to be filthy
lucre,' SO you see we're not a bit par
ticular."
The Madison journal. (Tallulah, Madison Parish, La.) 1888-current, 1914-05-16
With an Ak,

George B. Links, the profound humor
OF whose painting has given him a
high place in the world Of art, was
visiting 'futurist" exhibition in New
York
Mr.. Luks paused before q picture
which resembled an earthquake,
though it was entitled Portrait of a
Sleeping Babe" and, with a smile and
shake of the head, he said:
How l wish sometimes / was a
suffragette!"
The Madison journal. (Tallulah, Madison Parish, La.) 1888-current, 1914-05-16
Int Have Pleased Whistler.

krkard A. Garfield, who has parted
: his superb collection Of Whistler
Rhss and pastels for 100000,
! he other day In New York:
. would be a wise criticism to
y my Whistler collection is the
the world. And this reminds
d the unwisest criticism going
xcism that a pretty English girl
y 10 Whistler about my Whistler
hit Of Count Robert de Mon
nicu Fezensac.
hh pretty girl, gazing at the ia
= portrait with enthusiastic eyes,
% gushing voice:
lM. Mr.. Whistler. ! do think your
hortening Of the skin tints is per-
tonderful!'"
The Madison journal. (Tallulah, Madison Parish, La.) 1888-current, 1914-05-16
This Banker Knew.

Recently a farmer in a western
state went to a bank to get his note
renewed. The money was used to
buy a reaper. And the banker asked
him IL his farm machinery was in the
neld where he had last used it. Upon
the farmers confession that he be-
lieved 1t was, the banker told him to
go home and house his implements
from the weather and then return to
have his note renewed. Even at that
he would consider the loan doubtful.
The Madison journal. (Tallulah, Madison Parish, La.) 1888-current, 1914-05-16
WHY TEACHERS AGE EARLY
Fearful and Wonderful Excuses Given
for Occasional Nonattendance of
Their Pupils.

While the law OF the land compels
children to attend school up to a GER
tain age. there is no law that makes
it obligatory for them to be present
at every session. They may be Eek
cused" on the written request of par
ents, and We herewith present some
of these reasonable excuses:
"Dier Miss Blank: Sadie had a
pane in her left hart and could not
come yesterday. II II goes to cuttin
up today. plese let her went home
and oblidge
Mrs. B. P. c."
Kind Friend: Kindly excuse James
for lateness. l kneaded him after
breakfast"
Deere Miss H: Willy was not
thare yesterday becaws he had to
have his shoes half-souled They was
so holey his feet got wet and l was
afraid he would get tonsilightous His
konstitushion amt Of the best 1t
is some Hereditary on his pas side
him being pulling. So excoose"-New
York Evening Post.
The Madison journal. (Tallulah, Madison Parish, La.) 1888-current, 1914-05-16
DON'T STOP WORK

Because of Biliousness, Constipation,
Headaches, Indigestion, etc. Just take
one BONDS LIVER PILL and 90 on
with your duties.
You will be well shortly and your
troubles forgotten. Or, if you take one
Bonds Pill at bedtime. you will wake
up well with no unpleasant memo
ries. Send for free sample.
Beware Of limitations and the host Of
"new-fangled." "Just-as-Good" so-called
liver remedies that crowd the news
papers and the drug stores. Stick to
the HONEST and WELLPROVEN
BOND'SLIVERPILLS. Made by Bonds
Pharmacy Co., Little Rock, Ark.-Adv.
The Madison journal. (Tallulah, Madison Parish, La.) 1888-current, 1914-05-16
A Good Thino,

A lot OF farmers have found coop.
erative shipping to be a good thing
They own hundreds of elevators and
save the usual margin Of four to seven
cents per hundred by selling to them.
selves and shipping direct to the cen.
tiers Of trade. This is good. but 1t is
only half the story. The other chapter
is to establish cooperative buying in
the big cities.
The Madison journal. (Tallulah, Madison Parish, La.) 1888-current, 1914-05-16
WHAT A GALLON WILL DO.

A gallon Of Ross Dead Quick"
Spray will destroy more bedbugs, ants,
fleas, moths, vegetable and plant in
sects, chicken mites, also mosquitoes,
and do it quicker than anything we
know Of It will not soil household
goods. 1t is easy to use. Sold by
your druggist. w. c. Ross manufac-
turing company, Little Rock, Ark
Adyt.
The Madison journal. (Tallulah, Madison Parish, La.) 1888-current, 1914-05-16
New What He Was Doino.

ME boy had a colt and a dog,
mend Of the family took spe.
khsht In teasing him with ques-
neh as Won't you give me one
N pets!"
aay the boy said: "All right;
N you my colt"
mother, much surprised. asked:
amt you offer him the dog?"
whispered the boy; SAY moth
nothing, mother, but when he
get the colt I'll sic the dog
The Madison journal. (Tallulah, Madison Parish, La.) 1888-current, 1914-05-16
Supplement Farm Income.

A small orchard. a large garden. .
few fowls, several stands Of bees,
with attention to these features. will
supplement the income from the farm.
The income derived from the
patches" the cows. the poultry and
the bees may be equal to that from
the general crops.
The Madison journal. (Tallulah, Madison Parish, La.) 1888-current, 1914-05-16
Glover Failures.

A large portion Of the clover fail
ures can be attributed to a lack of
knowledge and consequent inatten-
ton to details. 1t is to the apparently
little things that the most successful
clover growers attribute their sue
cess.
The Madison journal. (Tallulah, Madison Parish, La.) 1888-current, 1914-05-16
Breaking II Gently.

Ma Sit down. l believe you
oue to ask me"
nave been misinformed. /
come to ask you anything"
y understand you"
sae merely because I wished to
@teil you a bit Of good news.
@ns to marry your daughter"
The Madison journal. (Tallulah, Madison Parish, La.) 1888-current, 1914-05-16
The Editorial Usage.

The Club Duffer-Boy, we've made
another mistake-we're in the bunker
over the green.
The Caddie PRESENTING the use of
the pronoun)-So We are, sir. What
price US for couple O. proper bloom
in dud golfers, eh?-London Opinion.
The Madison journal. (Tallulah, Madison Parish, La.) 1888-current, 1914-05-16
II 10 Good for Man

To heal cuts, sores, burns, lameness
and other external ailments quickly
use Hanford's Balsam. 1t is a valu.
able household remedy and should al.
ways be kept in every home. ADV.
The Madison journal. (Tallulah, Madison Parish, La.) 1888-current, 1914-05-16
Start Earlv

Much depends upon an early start
in any enterprise, and farming is no
exception. Every acre should be pre-
pared at the earliest possible moment
SO planting may be done whenever
weather conditions seem favorable.
The Madison journal. (Tallulah, Madison Parish, La.) 1888-current, 1914-05-16
Aldinq Corn In SjIo-

While corn is the principal crop for
silage, It is often found advisable to
make silage from other plants. espe
cially during drought seasons, when
excellent sorghum and kafir corn car
be grown as q catch-up.
The Madison journal. (Tallulah, Madison Parish, La.) 1888-current, 1914-05-16
MuddIno Seeds Never Pava

Mudding seeds Of any kind into the
ground, either in field or garden, never
pays. The earth is quite sure to bake
II this is done. and that puts the
biggest kind Of a handicap on the
growth Of the plants.
The Madison journal. (Tallulah, Madison Parish, La.) 1888-current, 1914-05-16
Soil Eerfillfx

Soil fertility depends as much or
even more upon the condition of the
soil, as affected by the supply of HUI.
mus and moisture. than upon the act
ual amount OF plant food In the soil.
The Madison journal. (Tallulah, Madison Parish, La.) 1888-current, 1914-05-16
Or the Bottle

Sir. l want to make a complaint
against one of your students. He
threw a bottle at me-"
Cant entertain your complaint, sir.
There's nothing in it."
The Madison journal. (Tallulah, Madison Parish, La.) 1888-current, 1914-05-16
important TO Motbers
An Easy One,

There's one New Year resolution
l haven't broken, anyhow"
What is that?"
II made solemn vow that would
never again keep a diary"
The Madison journal. (Tallulah, Madison Parish, La.) 1888-current, 1914-05-16
Faint Heart.

I'm rather afraid Clara We're de
We're is going into a decline"
Why do you think 500"
I'm going to propose to her this
evening If | get a chance Judge.
The Madison journal. (Tallulah, Madison Parish, La.) 1888-current, 1914-05-16
M SIX.SIXTY-SIX

H. e. a prescription prepared es-
=, for Malaria or ChiIls and
= Five or six doses will break
80 and il taken then as a tonic
-, will not return. 25c.-Adv.
The Madison journal. (Tallulah, Madison Parish, La.) 1888-current, 1914-05-16
.aI, the NIcht Before.

HID tt CIIc ENTb''S -
I'm Sis" said her brother at the
.,.s, table as Agnes, daughter OF
sousehold, appeared at table,
sred after she had entertained
|s...ome and late-staying admirer
.~sning before. you look as if
1 nod something TO keep you
4 A not" she responded YEARLY.
| IA 1, last evening.
The Madison journal. (Tallulah, Madison Parish, La.) 1888-current, 1914-05-16
The Hidhwav

Green-What. Fifty cents toll for
my auto! l can go by the other road
for only ten.
Tollgate Keeper-Yep. This is the
highway.-Judge.
The Madison journal. (Tallulah, Madison Parish, La.) 1888-current, 1914-05-16

Acid Stomach, heartburn and nausea
quickly disappear with the use of Wrghts
Indian Vegetable Pills. Send for trial
box to 372 Pearl ST., New York. Adv.
The Madison journal. (Tallulah, Madison Parish, La.) 1888-current, 1914-05-16
RIIR.MY.TISM

Will cure your rheumatism and all
kinds Of aches and pains-Neuralgia,
Cramps, Collie, Sprains, Bruises. Cuts,
Old Sores. Burns. etc. Antissptle
knodyne. Price 25c.-Adv.
The Madison journal. (Tallulah, Madison Parish, La.) 1888-current, 1914-05-16
That's What.

These fellows who won't take no
for an answer generally get what is
coming to them"
Yes, they usually marry the girl"
The Madison journal. (Tallulah, Madison Parish, La.) 1888-current, 1914-05-16

Red Cross Ball Blue. much better, goes
farther than liquid blue. Get from any
grocer. Adv.
The Madison journal. (Tallulah, Madison Parish, La.) 1888-current, 1914-05-16

The man who is on the winning
side is most apt to preach the triumph
of right.
The Madison journal. (Tallulah, Madison Parish, La.) 1888-current, 1914-05-16

Smile on wash day. That's when you use
Red Cross Ball Blue. Clothes winter than
snow. All grocers. Adv.
The Madison journal. (Tallulah, Madison Parish, La.) 1888-current, 1914-05-16

Worms expelled promptly from the human
system with DR.. Peery's vermifuge Dead
Shot" Adv
The Madison journal. (Tallulah, Madison Parish, La.) 1888-current, 1914-05-16

Every year is leap year to the young
widow who is wise to the game.
The Madison journal. (Tallulah, Madison Parish, La.) 1888-current, 1914-05-16
His Job.

ooes your husband spend his
'ams up the automobile, most
The Madison journal. (Tallulah, Madison Parish, La.) 1888-current, 1914-05-16

III your horse is kicked or cut BY
oarbed wire, apply Hanfords Balsam.
Adv.
The Madison journal. (Tallulah, Madison Parish, La.) 1888-current, 1914-05-16

Putnam Fadeless Dyes make no
muss. Adv.
The Madison journal. (Tallulah, Madison Parish, La.) 1888-current, 1914-05-16

The fellow who is always on the
fence must be pretty well balanced
to stay there.
The Madison journal. (Tallulah, Madison Parish, La.) 1888-current, 1914-05-16

For sores apply Hanford's Balsam
lightly. Adv.
The Madison journal. (Tallulah, Madison Parish, La.) 1888-current, 1914-05-16

Use Roman Eye Balsam for scalding sen
sation in eyes and Inflammation of eyes o
eyelids. Adv.
The Madison journal. (Tallulah, Madison Parish, La.) 1888-current, 1914-05-16

The history of humanity Is an i'm
mense volume of mistakes.
The Madison journal. (Tallulah, Madison Parish, La.) 1888-current, 1914-05-16

Even the changeable woman never
seems to have sufficient change.
The Madison journal. (Tallulah, Madison Parish, La.) 1888-current, 1914-05-16

The hardest task many a man has
is trying to keep his dead past buried
The Madison journal. (Tallulah, Madison Parish, La.) 1888-current, 1914-05-16

Some women one can't flatter-
after the undertaken Is summoned.
The Madison journal. (Tallulah, Madison Parish, La.) 1888-current, 1914-05-16

. man has more money than
-. What to do with other peo-
-, 10 lend him some Of theirs.
The Madison journal. (Tallulah, Madison Parish, La.) 1888-current, 1914-05-16

The people who are content are
merely those who don't know any
better.
The Madison journal. (Tallulah, Madison Parish, La.) 1888-current, 1914-05-16

It's up to the man who would live
long to live slowly.
The Madison journal. (Tallulah, Madison Parish, La.) 1888-current, 1914-05-16

The man who has no enemies u.s.
ually has the same number of friends
The Madison journal. (Tallulah, Madison Parish, La.) 1888-current, 1914-05-16

1t takes nerve to allow a dentist to
kill one.
The Madison journal. (Tallulah, Madison Parish, La.) 1888-current, 1914-05-16

For bad burns Hanford's Balsam IL
used to give quick relief. Adv.
The Madison journal. (Tallulah, Madison Parish, La.) 1888-current, 1914-05-16

x..ce's Pleasant Pellets cure con-
Constipation is the cause of
..ses Cure the cause and you
disease. Easy 10 take. Adv.
The Brookings register. [volume] (Brookings, Brookings County, S.D.) 1903-1971, 1914-01-08
POLITICAL ANNOUNCEMENTS
FOR COUNTY SUPERINTENDENT
OF SCHOOLS

To the Voters of Brookings County:
+ wish hereby to announce myself a
candidate for the office of county
superintendent of schools of Brook
ings county, subject to the will of the
republican voters at the March pri-
maries, 1914.
l have resided in Brookings county
over thirty-three Years, during the
greater part Of which I have been
actively engaged in educational work
| am a graduate Of the Sterling school
in District No. A, have attended the
S. D. S. c. for nearly three years and
spent last winter at the Madison Nor.
NAL.
AS the duties devolving upon a
ounty superintendent are chiefly those
pertaining to the betterment of the
rural school conditions, l feel com
petent to perform such duties, as ]
am the holder of a good First Grade
Certificate" and have had ten years
successful experience as a teacher in
the rural schools Of Brookings county
If nominated and elected l will per.
form the duties Of said office faithfully
and to the best of my ability.
l am a believer in the progressive
principles Of the republican party.
respectfully solicit your support.
Very respectfully,
Herbert w. Blakely.
Sterling Township.
The Brookings register. [volume] (Brookings, Brookings County, S.D.) 1903-1971, 1914-01-08
JUDICIAL CANDIDATES

By districts the candidates for cir
cui judge are as follows, with but one
democratic filing, that of MCGEE of
Rapid City, for the Seventh circuit:
First-John E. Upton, Robert B.
Trip.
Second-C. B. Kennedy, Joseph
w. Jones, E. E. Wagner, Ira F. Blew
EFT.
Third-Carl G. Sherwood.
Fourth-Frank B. Smith.
Fifth-Thomas L. Bouck.
Sixth-John F. Hughes.
Seventh-Levi MCGEE, (Dem.) Clar.
ence L. Lewis.
Eighth-James McMenny, Herbert
E. Dewey.
Ninth-Alva E. Taylor, Charles A.
Warren.
Tenth-Joseph H. Bottum.
Eieventh-William Williamson,
John l.. Hammett.
Twelfth-Raymond L. Dillman, Ray
j. Murphy.
The Brookings register. [volume] (Brookings, Brookings County, S.D.) 1903-1971, 1914-01-08
FOR SENATOR

To the Republican voters of Brook
ings County
l have decided to that l
am a candidate for State Senator SUBJ
ject to the will of the Republican
voters of Brookings county in the
March primaries, 1914. l do not ex-
pect to fill a "long felt want" but from
close contact with public affairs in
this county for over twenty-three years
l feel justified in the statement that |
am well qualified to know the wants
and needs of Brookings and Brook
ings county. l am not unfamiliar
with the workings Of a legislative
body. My paper has always been a
booster for clean politics, progressive
ideas and good moral government. l
shall appreciate the vote of any man
who thinks l am qualified to represent
him in the upper house of the state
legislature.
Very respectfully,
Paul butcher.
Bookings, S. D., December %, 1913.
The Brookings register. [volume] (Brookings, Brookings County, S.D.) 1903-1971, 1914-01-08

pense of maintaining great armies and
navies is censured.
The convention took q stand for the
election of delegates to the national
party conventions on the basis of the
republican vote cast by the state. De-
mand is made for the cooperation of
citizens TO have the state government
run on economical and efficient meth.
DDS. Favor is extended to legislation
calculated TO promote agricultural de-
yelopment and improve the condi-
tons of the farmer.
The faction pledges itself to strict
est economy in state government,
while allowing sufficient funds to
make for good government and the
betterment of the educational systems
of the state. Betterment of the health
laws is called for; sanitary school
houses are demanded; preservation
of the safety of workingmen in fac
tories through legislation is called
for; legislation TO establish an old age
pension law is favored.
In one section of the resolution il is
stated, I'VE condemn the political
spoils system through which men are
paid for doubtful campaign work in be-
half of successful candidates." a sec
ton aimed at the present administra-
ton. Opposition is expressed to the
plan to call a constitutional v
ton, a pet project of Gov. Byrne. The
state policy of exposing home indus
tries to dangerous outside competition
is hit. Changes in homesteading con-
ditions are asked.
The final shot at the Byrne admins
tration takes the form of an attack on
the tax commission. The resolution
terms the commission an imposition,
a useless burden for no better pur-
pose than to give the administration
an opportunity to fill still more hungry
partisan mouths"
The Brookings register. [volume] (Brookings, Brookings County, S.D.) 1903-1971, 1914-01-08
GRAIN GROWERS MEETING

The annual meeting of the South
Dakota Corn and Grain Growers AS
ISOLATION and the Annual Corn and
Grain Show and School conducted
Herewith, will be held in Mitchell,
South Dakota, January 27-31, 1914.
The meeting this year will be especial
" attractive because it is arranged to
hold a union meeting of the several
genuine farmers organizations of the
state at this time and place. The
South Dakota Corn and Grain Growers,
Live Stock Breeders, Poultrymen and
Horticulturalists, have all arranged to
meet in Mitchell. The sessions of each
organization will be, to some extent,
independent of each other, but the
evening meetings, which are somewhat
more general in character, are ar
ranged as union meetings.
On Wednesday and Thursday after
Moons the cor growers will suspend
their program entirely so that every
one can attend the live stock sale at
the pavilion.
This is to be a big meeting, and a
most fortunate chance for every real
farmer in South Dakota to see every
other real farmer and to see and hear
the big people in agriculture. You
have heard of Hopkins and Sam Jor-
dan. Barring sickness or accident,
they will absolutely be on the plat
form, according to the program.
The Brookings register. [volume] (Brookings, Brookings County, S.D.) 1903-1971, 1914-01-08

a candidate for the Office OF superin-
tendent of schools for Brookings coun-
ty, subject to the will of the republi-
can voters thereof. Since graduating
from the public schools OF Elkton, |
have followed teaching for seven
years, five of these years having been
spent in Bookings county. am an
advanced professional graduate, and
hold a state certificate in South Da-
kota. have finished a course in the
Normal at st. Cloud, Mimi, and be-
lieve that I am fitted to perform the
duties devolving upon a county school
superintendent. l will faithfully at
tend to the duties and work of the
office and labor to further the efficient
work OF Miss Gertrude Stedman, the
present incumbent. l solicit your sup
port for a successful campaign in my
favor.
Marie Wunsch.
Elkton, s. D., Nov. 4, 1913.
The Brookings register. [volume] (Brookings, Brookings County, S.D.) 1903-1971, 1914-01-08

Paul butcher, publisher of the
Brookings Register, has announced
his candidacy for the republican nomi-
nation for state senator in Brookings
county, subject to the March pri-
maries. Paul butcher has been pub
fishing a newspaper in Bookings
county for the past twenty-three years
and his paper, the Bookings Register,
is one of the best weeklies in the
state. He is a brother Of Ward E.
butcher, superintendent of the News
Printing Company's job department.
Aberdeen News.
The Brookings register. [volume] (Brookings, Brookings County, S.D.) 1903-1971, 1914-01-08
X C. Jelly Roll

One cup sified -four; scant half tea.
spoonful salt; 2 level teasPoonfmLs X c
Baking Powde~; grated rind of
lemon; g eggs beaten light; I cup sugar;
= cup hot mill; glass Of jelly; Po7v-
dered sugar.
Beat the sugar into the eggs; add the
lemon rind, then the flour, sifted three
times with the salt and baking powder;
and, lastly, the milk. Bake in a but
tered dripping pan; turn out on damp
cloth, trim off the crisp edges; spread
with jelly and turn over and over into
a roll while still warm. Dredge the top
with powdered sugar.
Hot milk used in the Jelly roll en-
ables it to be rolled without danger of
cracking. Have the milk scalding hot,
also be careful to have the eggs and
sugar beaten together until very light
and creamy. Bake in a moderate oven.
K c Jelly Roll is illustrated on page
thirty-two of the new and handsomely
illustrated 64-page K c Cooks Book,
which may be secured free by sending
the certificate packed in every ascent
can of K c Baking Powder to the
IAQUES MFG. Co., Chicago, IL.