The evening herald. [volume] (Albuquerque, New Mexico) 1914-1922, 1914-03-25

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- Have sou seen the hcyucS
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Nu. BOBBY the iarH, grey
haired man driving the s-mulc team
be- not Buffalo Bni OiimsciD That
Is the water wagon driver.
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AND no relation To- Buffalo 1911
uiimsolD.
NOr even a friend.
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WHERE tvo OF three are gath
cred together in thy name. 90 Poll
tics.
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THEY are gathering on every
available ,oTuv these days.
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THE THREE men who engaged o.
"a d-isgra,eful wranpic at the corner
of Second and Central this morning
however. were not discussing poll
tics The issue was whether the
ucyucys father was q iaCkass or q
zebra
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NINE. CAItIAUN perhaps carried
wifcls devotion a trInp TOO far.
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THAT at least, was Roohctlo's
final opinion.
IT. uAs teen suggested that those
strange bones rrof Merriam found
In the Moiavc desert are those OF the
Arizona camel
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MIR. MUNSEY tells us La his mag
azinc hat we are starving the rail
reads 80 that thcy are forced 20
stnr,c us. Sol uf nuto-sturNatlon.
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MI; MJNSEN also has changed
his views ON railroads aud things.
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THE GOVERNMENT is nov OF
ficiutlng at the dissolution OF the
American con
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THOSE of an who have nad said
American can attached 60 us, wish
the benevolent government success
WE TIsUsT for the sax OF our
political purity that no portion Of
General kelly's army viii travel via
the santa Fc. between now and q =
IA, April 9TH.
JIMMY. witnessing Joan Of Are
nt the crystal last night, said IN =
loud whisper Mama is them an
gels
yes Jimmy
Gee. they must be- t%ulicr'u God %
c,
WE CAS- tell the adiuiant general
one reason why the national guard
r%ocruiting committee iaucd. rh-
loo wUuidn I join.
THAT CrTtzEN who roze To
death la santa Fc county Sunday
night should be placed iu the state
museum as "a standing refrigerated
testimonial Co Santa FEES l~ncuWparo
Bile climate.
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MOST ANY Mas can get his pic
turc ln the paper. but 90 takes class
Geo get your lungs before the pub
ig.
THE CHARGE That any part of
the 500 circus employees voted al ihD
Republican primaries tact night ls
hereby branded as q false and ma
ucious fabrication
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WELL. KNOWN LIES
do not like the circus.
Aud I'd pass up an les bids,
But thcr,'d be an awful ruckus
~ ! didn't take the kids.
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THESE DAYS De- hard for the
puppa Whuac h,ds are away from
home.
SEEMS Ca bc the open season fur
county officers.
GARDEN NOTE. In setting out
Young rose bushes, carefully cover
them with large rocks otherwise
your neighbour dog VIII dis them
up
AZ ENGtlSHMAS cannot under
stand WHY baseball les published on
the sport page.
tT rs cooling to read that frost b,
reported un Mars just north of
~Propontcs.' Must hr somcwh here iu
Santa ~ county
THE BIG organ at the Frisco cX-
position has lt3 Slope Nearly "a.
many as the daylight train Ca T.
faso.
fItbM their newspaper photo
graphs. some OF the adics nov Pc
Uuuning congress Tor the right q.
vote do not appear competent f.
, perform any other function
FASHION NpTE The after East
or pucket-books are worn very thin
competition or practice In commerce
not necessarily constituting e viola
uon cot law by the corporation n,es
ufatcd. b shall itself make e reputI
thereof tu the president tu aid him
in making recommendation 90 con
grcss for legislation la relation O,
the regulation OF commerce. and th'
Information 80 obtained and the re-
port thereof shah be made publ.