The Nezperce herald. (Nezperce, Idaho) 1900-1957, 1914-04-30

agSE should ask TOT pA1s Oh yo1 to~
morrow the chances are that there
wouldn't be any offers.
That the recent vote in congress
to sustain the president in his atti-
tude in regard to the respect necess-
airy to the American flag was S37 to
81 in favor of the presidents way
Of seeing things. The question
arises, how did the 81 Mexican
greasers get into our lower house of
congresss
That q west end man thought to
secure his small change from wiley,
who has the habit of going through
hubby's pockets while he sleeps. by
tying it up in a corner of the bed
sheet. The next morning wifey
thanked him with a kiss for the nice
present she found tied up in her
ssnightey."
That judging from some of the la
test Paris street creations our girls
are wearing and sporting around the
streets these days, it makes US think
that the ladies are not in style I'M
less they look as though they had
the cramps or were loosing some
thing and the sloppier the drapery,
the more stylish it is supposed to
be.
That the man who owns his home
is in many respects better citizen
than the renter. He has a greater
in the government. He is
large stakeholder in the public inIer-
est. A nation or community Of
home-owners viii be safer. stead
Ter, more contented and more cheer
fvI nation or community than one
Of renters.
That the boy graduate told his
father ne wanted 10 60 upon the
stage which led the father of that
BOY to remark: '.My boy, all the
world's q stage. You hitch the
mules to the big red pillow and trans
Ter the outfit to the ten-acre lot be-
hind the barn. where yau can enact
he star role IN that beautiful drama
untitled: Down on the Farm !"
That if you fancy you have trou-
lies, get out Of doors and forget the
bought Let the medicine Of out
ioors cure the crouch. Ride or
vzlk-or just get out into the garden
md dig. No matter what You do,
ret out and stay out all yau can. J
That's the cure for grouchiness
ct smiles succeed the scowl; that
makes the neighbor agreeable. Who I
esterday seemed acrotchety chap.
That current newspaper item is
8 follows: The wife Of a Meth y
dist minister in West Virginia has 4
cen married three times. Her y
alden name was Partridge, her &
rst husband vas named Robins, her q
.cond Sparrow and the present is
lmed Quale. There are now two
lung robins, sparrow and three q
lales in the family. One grand
Their was Swan and another
y but he's dead nov and bird Of
lradise. They live on Hawk
'enue. Eagleville, Canary Islands,
d the fellow who wrote this is
IRE bird and a relative Of the fam
That speaking Of church attend
&c, one citizen Of Nezperce, who
lends church almost every Sunday
d who gives for the support Of
mister and Bible school, says this
am going to cut it out. What is
use to hire preacher and pay
good money for Bible school
srature, for the purpose Of teach
the boys and girls that the church
4 christian religion is Of great i'm
rance, that it is the foundation n
all true living; while nearly ali 4
the men and many Of the women u
our town are telling these same n
- and girls, if not by words, by q
II actions at least. that IT is of B
l. account
We promised you last week that
would give you the date in this
ks issue Of the Herald that we
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