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The Anderson daily intelligencer. [volume] (Anderson, S.C.) 1914-1915, 1914-05-03
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mouse pr0pHfEyg f'nBj DtQeF parLoEytier|
rs r. s. Ton. slrs Rallies said last
,niglit that he had flever regretted lss
siirchass oe ece7of property i'm.
the ami lie d as 81 itiiI151 sitts sss Il
iot IN the last year. He says lie wish
es he had twice Is much. Ie paid Mr..
IstnIsy 4 pretty coed IBaFgslt on the
hoISin 81 III the Reed prepsrty, Mr.
good ma ID to 4 alsssIs. -. r, Horton
and w. r. AatsFsihII
sIk we Ii6ople sn And derson do not
have 3aith In cur fsaE estate how can
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The Anderson daily intelligencer. [volume] (Anderson, S.C.) 1914-1915, 1914-05-03
! Re TO w E1IP
THE CIR !. E. ASERS
Fasaous Red Shirt RrigaSe Says
Il That ii IL F1ealls s.sl.;Tea.e -
B ar RasI At once

Can't. i gs nnaiaaa e.f I1aa ssl.I..l
fame srept yesterday "a Andersol and
while hsfe talked very intestingly to
"a reporter Tor The Inteiligencer Con-
ceFning The Ritnation in Mexico. Cant.
|Busbee says that lie and the .omplete
Red Shirt Bri de5oE this section wiiIl
start for the Mexican bordes ut the
Alightest iiitEmnt Ion from President.
Wilson that he desires vuIuat esFs and
Capt Busbes says that If the Red
Shirts get there they win make an
impress ion upon the Afexicans He
Eaye that ,eli lsa men are sti II active
enough 10 DO spIandid service Ia the
Held end tilat they can al give a good
account Of themselves.
Capt Bushee recently fetphed
from d tyip tc Florida and be- says
thai as he SIC q q looked ~ sross ehe
blue waters o22 the 9uIk OF Mexico the
thought occurred to him that the Red
Shirt brigade could clean uR ail of
Mexico II the President would but
give them the authority Every nlern-
q chance 81 the Mex xscanB. accnrding
8 S.szs ssn 7.zss
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No RRr REsHMENTs

We're Served ION the Chahfanara
GrBund s0r Coed Reason. /
1t was stated last night by Rufus
.Fant chairman or the civic COMMITTEES
of the Chamber or Commerce. who
had charge OF tfe arrangements for
the cnaptauqua. that the, reason NO re-
freshments we're served during the
'CllaGtauque was due 10 the fact that
the ufttee deemed e best ,noS
to In any way detract from the effect
OF the snlendid attractions:
The commits though that if per-
sons were allowed to conduct 4 booth
stand with cold drinks, etc., as mad
been cont tempiated, 1t would have
caused ineongenIenee to some az the
audience, even IL light.
Therefore Capt. n; y !. Raner who
had purchased the exclusive refresh
lent priyil eyes vas generous enough
to- waive his contract as soon as sIig-
Eeated TO the committee. This meant
loss, financIally TO, Cant Ranler.
The Anderson daily intelligencer. [volume] (Anderson, S.C.) 1914-1915, 1914-05-03
PR6DD on ANDERSON
General R0FiIlani Returns 4 rom Visit
10 ~ J 4 b "a "a {. 3. n.

General BonIla1n Returns FROM Visit
10 ar Al sIIliyeESIsSs
Cen. sl. Il Bonhafn has refusned
from Greenyille le where lie acted as one
OF the Judges In the joint detate be-i
tween the tNo speakrs from Mercer
Unystsls and the two from Jrussnan
GnIFsT8Ily. lgeIIss slrs BaId Ene'
General, felt very much ut home.
Z y INT into the audito INN.
there stepped up three lAndscunel
an 8 and Aoiesa heart IL they eFe
not all Anderson hogK kn breil,
Hntchinson and RaIIsntine felt,
proud soT old And dersCn when looked
az tiitEe 1sirGsEEne young Fellows: Dr.
Frazer was one OF tie afisi ges and Mr..
McSwaiii was the other.
OF conrae Judge can t tell tales;
out Of school = but there sFss something
else that made me proud OF old Ails
Sle1ssts..sss 81 II was ne deDate Tly
young Gllass s. sui wan Jr.. Of this
clty: He inside q aplenaid talk and a
Ennr9BQs I'M TITl06BzCI1 nc q QTery y lESa8i
Resolved that si1e Labor IS OK
,tae United States are sJyietI Itfed 20
Demanding q Closed Shop aTF
had the affiffaaf I've $ asaa sae-As = lesfc!
4 feel sure, hen II say tl.a ct aff sis Is
slgatls argument mad spteHsiid Ina
sion. and - Is proud og h q the
anderson boye,
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eounts converttc ION BE called
togstsaa u soon Ascn6ay. Con NJ i.
RonhaHs county chasfinhns has
named thEs o,ls taeaaac az the arrival
of "a e train ffoni she aaxannai 4ailey
way and bernueo egeial aek her stfsila
com a that time.
itlig nsp II 81 x4le intel sef
peace And siony ard tor fair ana
kFteIlu ~ lllI67 tii slE9Gfii its fes
caIEef grdat deal 0f & COM
VIII out any abs1 pots q Il
The Anderson daily intelligencer. [volume] (Anderson, S.C.) 1914-1915, 1914-05-03
MUCH il g'T T. ST
I H II u .. STOCK
Anderson Farraers Pleased Vaish
Idea Of Rrinsing Grade OF
StOcs Up

It is understood that the majority
OF Anderson's farmers Il are piuch
pleased over the eprogress made along
the lines cf}raisins tinef stock in the
County and that they are taking :
great deal Of Interest IN the fine cattle
rece:-siy brought TO the local markets
from the wsst. * They are convinced
that the secret of successiin farming
lies in the breeding OF the finest type
Ct stock and cattle. me following
resolutions adopted by the Farmefs
Union at recent me etihg; show what
that organisation thinks pf the move
nent: 4. Z
Resolved. That the Farmers, Onion
OF Anderson county endorse the move
Inant Of our State and National Farm
5DemohBtr tive Workers IN getting Che
tarmere Of each county or community
70 agree IN DTr1IaizI =
of stock ana poultry, as we are sure
that such q move issthe primary foun-
dation Of sueeessfui cooperative
work by the, farmers We appreciate
Is ~
ciiities In marketing one grade 6f
stock, poultry aEit eggs over the non
tooperati tive mon gfeIE scrssb breeding
idea of each farmer by himself; where
the market hhariS etn have q first null
on each lek9ef product that has no
unifotIn grad nr value.
:. We thank the glisSnhef or COM
nterce Of Anderson s. c.; for their
valuable aid ia the general coopara-
tire rpllft Of tbs farming interests
OF ouf Comfy
BaTmers, Union of Anderson Co. t..a
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IN rade st boston.

S9Basfolf hfay 2 ~ Woman giiffga-
ri tas here to Ia B number OF 5000
Saarched today through crowded
atFsefs. Il vas the greatest parade
of won 4 iii the history CE New En-.
gland. F d & e0Efe was lined ~ ap &C.
fafars lintatea t5 number 200 900.
'rhe mar lsfs we're received by Cover
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ssai Russeis.

IS A Russell of Toe COS was
in the & II yesterday ion hlE way 70
poftnliIll Bhcal Is, MS l1fQEIseES ztee4
RnsgaIl haSina died ioft parasy be
,l,afi slisen fiji fsgo weeks sea
siyed tw miles northwest n the Fort
man dalI Z, me funeral VISA ~ AS
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Iaelt 81 More dlss.

EceIes, nv. VA, N he task OF
recovering the bodies OF the t7I min
efs entcmped In mine number 8 of
The New River Coilterle Company
Tuesday BY an explosion went on
more rn1idly today. and late Tonight
SO hndis had been removed, All but
fohr have been lslentifieds
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wash ton g Ehe decks
were elS aEe today or Panama
Hollis RES q 8 sc sItsn tss,ElFFsscs Q .saQr-
nan got shA Sprovei OF slle eAsl1a % o.
Z sns is, IA make the to8iA Ills tifls
iss4aEesI biIsf Unless the eenate
,saefdra 81 er y Ise the bill in re-
main 81 unfinished business until q
is ynffs}3 On 81 81;
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%. s.. f10hson Of ~ sspf - So ives
IN Tie city yeaseI lay and slatad that
he exti ts to mako The race tliis
summer fog township con-
"a Is {. i,ars cf tie well ishoSsl eltl2en,
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fFaiter Esaisk ~ ~ intEo11i2e ef' q new
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l6leiiikes III 8 iafess slles
and 54om s nobky little cert
slas wsll into 81 pasta q slls slts.
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The Daytona daily news. [volume] (Daytona, Fla.) 1903-1926, 1914-12-05
USE RUSE 600 YEARS OLD
British Employ With Success, Trick
Used by Scots at Ban
nockburn.

London.-A correspondent of the
London Chronicle In northern France
states that the ruse employed by the
Scotch to help bring about the defeat
of the English at Bannockburn in 1914
has been repeated successfully by the
British in the battle of the User. He
says:
About twenty-five yards in front of
our trenches deep pits we're dug.
These were covered with branches
and loose turf, as at BannOckbUr1,
and into these the Germans fell in
heaps, calling out pitiably when. too
late, they discovered the stratagem.
Although the Germans more than
filled the pits, others came on in great
numbers and the pits soon became
scene of appalling horror. The Ger
mans struggled, cried and fought one
another in their vain attempts to ex-
tricate themselves. Many were acct
dentally transfixed by the bayonets Of
those who had first fallen, while 9TH
ers we're shot by comrades. A shell
fell into one pit and the huddled mass
within was blown out of existence.
The Daytona daily news. [volume] (Daytona, Fla.) 1903-1926, 1914-12-05

man commander, and the Austrian
beaten army from the Gaician battle
fields, pulled into some military shape,
with much shufIling of regiments
among the different corps and gem
eral shortage of artillery.
The German center approached right
up to the Vistula river over a con-
siderable distance in the region oppo-
site Ivangorod, where 1t attempted
vanly for three days and nights to
drive the Russian force out of its in
trenched position on the left bank of
the Nistula, near Kozenitze
Near Warsaw the battle line was
joined some thirty miles away but
the Russians were slowly driven back
fighting Germany's finest corps, who
felt the growing assurance they would
make a present of Warsaw to the
emperor.
At Warsaw the Germans thought
it a mere walkover, and decided to
break the Russian center, getting in
the rear and either rout the Russians
or drive them back on the Bug river
line of defense, SO miles to the east
of the Vistula.
Ivangorod was bombarded, but the
bridges were spared The Germans
here also felt full of confidence.
The battle being thus set, the grand
duke assumed the initiative. In pur.
suance of his strategic plan he
poured into Warsaw from the east by
three railways corps after corps. They
dashed through the city and plunged
into the fight, now within a few miles
of the suburbs on the west.
Too late the German general real
lied the unexpected had again hap
pened. He fastened all the corps pos
sible to the northward along the line
Of the Vistula from the center to the
left
The Russians promptly crossed the
Vistula and deployed in the region
which had been so CALAMITY held for
this purpose in the neighborhood Of
Kozenitze. They thus were on the
right flank of the forces which had
marched north to save the German
left
At the same time the Russian cav
airy got around to the left flank Of
the German left and closed in from
the left rear
The Germans are in full retreat
The Russians have crossed the Wis
tula along the whole German front
and are theoretically pressing the
pursuit
The Austrians are putting up a
desperate fight all along the front and
in spite of their misfortGnes have
earned the respect of the Russians
for valor.
The Daytona daily news. [volume] (Daytona, Fla.) 1903-1926, 1914-12-05

which it was possible to purchase light
wine and beer under the prohibition
act of the Russian government, which
has now become absolute Applicants
for final supply of beverages came
with baskets, sacks, carts and wheel
barrows, many having pawncd their
last belongings to procure means to
purchase.
This final prohibition act is the last
of three distinct liquor reforms. the
first curtailing the sale of vodka and
the second abolishlng it absolutely.
The third measure extends the prohi-
bition to every form of alcoholic drink
in all portions of The empire under
martial law. Cities included under the
prohibition are Odessa. Warsaw, Mos
COW, Kiev and virtually all cities of
western Russia.
The Daytona daily news. [volume] (Daytona, Fla.) 1903-1926, 1914-12-05

along the course of the Nistula river
and its tributary, the San river, to
Przemysl, and again southwark to the
Dniester river and the Carpathlan
mountains. AS the crow flies it is well
over 29o miles. quite 300 in reality.
The Grand Duke Nicholas maheu-
vered his troops into the positions
chosen over many scores of miles OF
roads that are sloughs under the au-
tumn rains.
Warsaw was left apparently mad
eouately defended, and the popula-
ton was in panic, while innumeraole
German spies Astounding in the Pol
ish capital conveyed every item 70
the German headquarters stan. IL
was universally believed Russia
might not defend Warsaw.
The Germanic advance occupied
line equal to the Russians, but diff
ferently composed.
The entire forces were under Ger
The Daytona daily news. [volume] (Daytona, Fla.) 1903-1926, 1914-12-05
A Common Failing.

A couple Of visitors from rural dis
trict were in the strangers gallery In
the house of commons trying to rec
oEnize their member on the floor. Il
cant distinguish him." said one, after
a hopeless visual observation. "Of
course not" was the honest reply.
lie cant even distinguish himself"
-Tit-3its.
The Daytona daily news. [volume] (Daytona, Fla.) 1903-1926, 1914-12-05
WOMEN IN WAR
ZONE ENDOW HOSPITAL BE

PARIS, Dee. J. Mrs Willard
Straight, formerly Miss Dorothy
Whitney, has endowed one of the
beds in the American ambulance hos
pital here. Others who have assisted
include Mrs. w. b. Leeds, Mrs
Whitelaw Reed and Mrs. John J. IIon.
wife of the Paris manager of the
Standard Oil company.
The hospital Is the most magnli-
Gently equipped of any in France, and
is being used for more desperate
cases
The Daytona daily news. [volume] (Daytona, Fla.) 1903-1926, 1914-12-05
Rope Is as Strong as Steel.

Recent experiments show that ma
Mia rope is as strong as solid bar
steel weight for weight, whereas
leather belt is less than 40 per cent
as strong, compared in the same way.
A years use will take 80 per cent of
ropes strength, after which the weak.
ening is more gradual.
The Daytona daily news. [volume] (Daytona, Fla.) 1903-1926, 1914-12-05
Mans Moral Beinu.

1t is a fearful thought that we, as
1t were. exhale ourselves every breath
we draw. mans moral being is con-
Centratcd In every second of his life:
it lives in the tips Of his fingers and
the spring of his instep. A very little
thing tries what a man is made Of
Cardinal Newman.
The Daytona daily news. [volume] (Daytona, Fla.) 1903-1926, 1914-12-05
RUSS TRAP GERMANS
Strategy Of Grand Duke Nicholas
in Vicinity Of Warsaw.
Row He Led the Foe Into Attack on
Warsaw, and Then Thanked and
Defeated Them.

Petrograd.-Here is the full story
OF how the first stage in the titanic
struggle between the Teuton and the
slav ended in a heavy reverse for
Germany.
The scene of the conflict is from
The north and west of Warsaw before
me first-class fortress of Novo-
Georgievsk. southwest past Warsaw,
The Daytona daily news. [volume] (Daytona, Fla.) 1903-1926, 1914-12-05
Lies Little Things.

Life is made up not OF great sacri-
fees or duties, but Of little things in
which smiles and kindnesses and
small obligations, given habitually,
are what Win and preserve the heart
and secure comforts Sir Humphry
Davy.
The Daytona daily news. [volume] (Daytona, Fla.) 1903-1926, 1914-12-05
BRAVE STORM FOR LIQUOR
Thousands Of Russians Stand in Snow
to Lay in Stock Before sa-
looms Close.

Petrograd. - Thousands of men,
women and children stood in a driv-
ing snowstorm before the doors Of
the liquor shops on the last day in
The mirror. (Stillwater, Minn.) 1894-1925, 1914-04-30
Cell changes at old prison:
SHOPS B and e (Old Prison)
By Beau Esprita

The assembly room began setting up
axles for hay rakes last week.
Otto Mobile stepped into hasher's job
last week. More overwork for the pie fac
tory?
Bob, the efficient and handsome right
wheel of Company B, is sure there at Sun
day mornings drill.
A small crew from the assembly room is
working outside regularly now; setting up
bull wheels, we understand.
Stub poles for tongue truck harvesters are
now finished, and straight harvester poles
coming down from the wood shop.
Go to, Book Worm, and spiel us an
other bunch of tales. We know you have
plenty more where the last came from.
Sweet Potato Jimmie, late of the Gopher
league, is back with the Feds. 'sNever
again!'' says Jimmie. Stick to it, boy.
We haven't seen any tombstones yet,
Mr.. Editor, but have man building cof-
fms over here. Pendennis fills them, too!
Washington Slimm is longing for the
time when he can inhabit one of those pen
al palace apartments which he painted last
fall.
The mirror. (Stillwater, Minn.) 1894-1925, 1914-04-30
HOW WELL l REMEMBER

How dear to my heart is the old pan
cake gridle that hangs on nail on the old
kitchen wall; the others may chant on their
grandtather's fiddle, to me this old friend
seems the best of them all. In memory's
hall 1t persistently fingers, a memory sweet
as the breath of rose. for from that old
griddle came pancake humdingers that
filled me with pleasure clear down to my
toes. How oft at the dawn when aroused
from my snorings to hike to the barn where
the animals dwelt, to do up the usual as
sortment of choring, I've caught the best
odor that man ever smelt. And out to
the barn l would speed like blizzard and
do up the chores with the speed of horse,
then hip for the kitchen to fill up my giz-
card with cakes that ne er left ME prey to
remorse. I've eaten in "caAeys'' and 9TH
er such places where food is prepared by
the highest priced cooks, and where you
were treated to outlandish "glances'' and
numerous dainties with strange foreign
looks; but still in my memory I see that
old griddIe and smell a swell odor that
tickles my spine; again l see mother
a-greasing its middle and baking those
cakes that tasted divine That old PAN
cake griddle, that fire blackened griddle,
that bacon-greased griddle sure baked 'em
up fne.-Ex.
The mirror. (Stillwater, Minn.) 1894-1925, 1914-04-30
LAUNDRY DEPARTMENT
By Yours TruIy"

444, some good reading on the way to
your cave.
Parole Agent Whittier paid the laundry
a visit this week.
Tailor Nelson and Miss Nelson paid the
laundry visit Tuesday afternoon.
F. ]. E., many thanks for your tele-
graph code. I'll get busy now and study.
The Kid burned his arm on the coat
ironer and was on the rest cure Job for a
half day.
Yours truly wants some embroidery silk.
Can do any and all kinds of work, but has
run short of silk.
Saturday everyone pitched in and cleaned
the clothes boxes; preparatory to the COM
ing of more men.
Boys, please get your socks and handker-
chiefs when you get your clothes, for you
cannot get them in the bath room.
Say Slivers, what was that you said about
June? About July 4th me for Atlantic
City and ocean bathing. Oh, you kid!
Our friend c. who has been working in
the sewing squad was transferred to the
Mirror Office Wednesday. Back to his
first love.
The mirror. (Stillwater, Minn.) 1894-1925, 1914-04-30
TWlNE DEPARTMENT
By Hemp.

All those who want to Join the army Of
invasion, please hold up their hands (l)
John Strebel, baller foreman of system
Nos. l and 3 has departed for an extended
visit to relatives in Ohio.
Last Friday system No. was changed
to the manufacture of white sisal. The
shift was made without hitch.
Tom Strebel, of Xenia, Ohio, was Wis
ltor at the Irvine factory last Saturday. Mr..
Strebel is brother of Foremen John and
Ed. Strebel.
Foreman Anderson changed places with
night foreman Ed. Strebel for several days
last week. Monday, however, they re-
sumed their former assignments.
Frenchys mill scored 10, 900 pound
output one day last week. Foreman Troot
also slipped over $1,000 pounda of pure
manila the other day. Some output, chr
Two record breaking runs were made
last week. On TWO separate occasions the
total output for the day throughout the
Irvine factory aggregated 80, 900 pounds of
finished Irvine.
We wish to rectify an unintentional er-
ror which appeared in our notes the last
two issues of the Mirror. Our new baller
foreman's name. when correctly written, is,
Olyn Lesh. Many apologies, Mr.. L.
If any one tries to tell you who is going
to win the prize this month, just tell them
they don't know what they are talking
about. The contest is such close one
that no one can consistently hazard guess.
Several large consignements of fibre were
received last week; some from Cebu, P. L.
and others from Mexico. Judging from
the little trouble south of the Rio Grand
our quota from that territory will soon
temporarily cease.
A Boston clergyman once declared that
the most effective temperance sermon ever
preached was when John L. stood defeated
in the ring, held up his hand and exclaim-
ed: "Gentlemen, booze did it.
We don't know who the reverend gentle
man was who said John L. said anything
like this after his defeat by Corbett, but we
do know he has been misinformed. The
only thing Sullivan said on that memora-
BILE occasion was GIVE fought once too
often, and then he went out and proceed
ed to get loaded. Ed.
The mirror. (Stillwater, Minn.) 1894-1925, 1914-04-30
THE NIGHT HAWKS
By The Baron

Can man come back?-Well
Now dubbed, The Subway Lancers.
w. ]. De F. makes good at the Irvine
testing machines.
c. P. keeps a good confectionery de-
partment. Ask Mickie?
O'C. did anyhow. No more muckers
union, sayeth Gene.
We still continue to turn out 108, 900, 900
inches of Irvine per diem.
Say, Mr.. Editor, is Private Blackstone
on furlough or in the guardhouse?
Currente Calamo, Mickie, will now
answer the wants and adds for the Hawks.
The wee soprano, Mr.. H., must be mi
grating to grand opera; he is certainly
making good.
A goodly percentage of the Hawks at
tended the Sabbath service last Sunday.
Don't forget Mothers Day boys.
The hymnals should be distributed more
evenly at the Christian Science services.
The boys at the back of the auditorium
would appreciate this.