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The Detroit times. [volume] (Detroit, Mich.) 1903-1920, 1914-04-06
Recruits Trying for Same Positions on Club
Seldom Want to Room With Each Other

the pleasure Of the trips that help in
balancing the many hardships OF hotel
and sleepingcar life. AZ general
thing the veterans room together.
Years of experience together on the
club naturally draw them together.
Cobb and Dubuc are often roomies.
Bush and Dauss are very close friends
and try as often as possible to occupy
the same room. Stanage and Witt,
being native sons, are likewise often
together.
It 10 easy to explain why the old
timers flock together. but some OF the
chumships picked up by the recruits
are strange. Men Of entirely different
dispositions are very often found to
be almost inseparable.
AS a general thing. men trying for
the same Jobs on the club do not care
TO room together. There Is that gen.
eral feeling Of antagonism which IL
hidden In public but which neverthe.
less often exists between players.
A notable case OF the feeling was
shown last year on the part Of Ray
Powell, who was lighting Hughie High
for the utility outfeld pob. Powell
looked to have his Job cinched at the
beginning. lie and High were the only
candidates who stood chance. High,
In that frank. friendly way that has
The Detroit times. [volume] (Detroit, Mich.) 1903-1920, 1914-04-06
ZBYSzKO IS REAL
CHAMP Of EUROPE
Pole Has Defeated All Of Cont
mental Grapplers Save His
Own Brother, Stanislaus

Wladek Zbyssko. matched against
"Stranslsrs I'd Lewis, OF Kentucky N
finish contest at the armory. tomor'
row night, 10 the undisputed cham
MON of All Europe. The young role
received this title ct Paris, January
Z. 1914. With the title he was award
a the championship belt, made OF
TOLD with diamond settings and with
= beautiful gold cup donated by Mon
sier PiQuard. . wealthy PARTISAN
PHI i the hub Of the European
W eetlers and the man winning the
championship Of the tri-annual toura'
snenf. r. the acknowledged boss Of the
Old world. At the last big meet, there
vsro fully 800 grapplers entered, and
for the frst time in the history OF
vrasfIinr IN the gay city, the matches
we're oil at the American style OF
Catch-as-catch-can. Nearly every ma.
ton had men entered and the young
Pole had Z hard read g travei 10
reach the top. but he battled on night
iy for fully three months. until sue
cess crowned his efforts ana ne was
ID. with but one mighty grappier
standing between him ana victory ana
strange to say, his foe was his own
brother. Stanislaus. A packed house
created the brothers when they APP
reared In the ring stripped for action.
Al the call OF time. the gladiators
quickly stepped to the center OF the
ring. but instead of reaching out vici'
ovsly. the older man took the boy IN
rs arms, ki7ssd him and withdrew
from the contest In Wladek's favor.
This great display of brotherly love.
vas cheered for many minutes by tho
audience enthusiastically and the
brothers were showered with many
tokens Of appreciation.
SPRINGFIELD. O.-The chicago
Cubs pulled In here today for an ex-
.hibition, after coping the last OF the
indianapolis series. IL to 5.
The Detroit times. [volume] (Detroit, Mich.) 1903-1920, 1914-04-06

made him one OF the favorites Of the
club, talked over the situation with
Powell and they decided that they
would never mention their Jobs, blu,
each hoped that the best man would
win.
That worked fine until High began
to climb and leave Powell behind
Then q coldness sprang up between
the men that was noticeable to other
members OF the club. High finally
won his job. Powell congratulated
him and went to Providence.
Baker, catcher. and Heilman. out.
fielder, decided when leaving Gulfport
that they would room together. They
are both from the far west, which
may have Influenced the decision.
Boehler and Pipp. Burns and Pur.
tell, and Coveleskie and Williams arr
roomies. The only two men tryins
for the same sort Of q Job are COVE
and Williams, h,t both want tn he
pitchers Of whom there will be eight
or nine on the club. r. l.. Y.
FORT WORTH, Texas-Manasey
Callahan led his Chicago White Sos
to church here because a minister
extended go to church Sundays
invitation. and then hustled them out
to the ball yard.
The Detroit times. [volume] (Detroit, Mich.) 1903-1920, 1914-04-06
COBB WILL ORDER
II LIGHTER BATS
Change in Hitting Style Neces'
states Changes in His
War Clubs
From a star Correspondent.

LOUISVILLE, KY. April 6.-Ty
Cobb planned, this morning. to 90
out to the Hillerich baseball factory
here and order q dozen new bats
made for him. The local concern
has a special piece Of second growth
ash that they have set aside for him
and they will make him dozen bats
out of It.
Cobb uses q lighter bat than he
used to. He chokes his bat little
less and swings somewhat freer than
he did three or four years ago. His
old 44-ounce bats seem too heavy for
him now because OF that and he Is
ordering them AZ ounces now. The
entire squad planned to make the
trip to the factory and order bats
this morning.
DOME Bush Is enjoying hfs stay
here more than at any other place
because OF the presence OF his moth
or who came here from indianapolis
to visit her boy.
Dubuc and Dauss, who pitched yes.
terday, look ready to start the sea-
son. A game or two more will give
thcm q little better control.
II. l.. Y.
The Detroit times. [volume] (Detroit, Mich.) 1903-1920, 1914-04-06
Oscar Stanage Has Chance to Prove
Self Best Catcher I'm League This Year

ond. He IL showing . lot Of spesd
around the bases. also. This term
speed must be taken relatively, OF
course. Stanage's speed on the paths
has been joke IN the past But this
season he Is showing pepper on the
paths and he is sliding to bases like .
regular outfelder.
StanAge has chance this season 70
prove himself the best catcher In the
American league. He has . lot Of
youngsters and some veterans 70 Con-
tend with.
Chief among the veterans are the
Wauhingtou stan. Henry and A.
smith are two excellent ne9. He euGnt
The Detroit times. [volume] (Detroit, Mich.) 1903-1920, 1914-04-06

70 prove himself better than ~ oWUe
nsy. Of New York. this aeooe4 -
certainly must Be better tn Q40D2
AT Boston there 10 Bill CofSeunn -
take care Of. The AtAlee3oo 1Gvo
IApp. veteran. and schaaG > 49,
ster.
The rest Of the catching s&ass -
youngsters whom stanaso on0A9 -
beat X he 10 ct his beat Il = oDonooo
thAt there are some clever you0O1ooD
in the bunch. but they havoaC -
thing @ etAnaoo when - = - o>0Uat
schak at Chicago ASneW q - AooD
aod o'Neli Ut .Clevelon1 - 60 -
The Detroit times. [volume] (Detroit, Mich.) 1903-1920, 1914-04-06

cising by climbing over the Cold noun
tain to the hotel instead Of following
the road around the valley. With him
we're two young golfers. carrying their
clubs. At the top Of the mountain
Wagner borrowed . driver and . ball.
built up Z pyramid Of dirt, placed the
ball carefully on Il, and drove OAttroly
over the town. The bali croooe0 ~
valley and struck On the side q tn
Hot mountain high above the na0
houses. Hereafter Honus Will inotoe
upon having the Arst tse - . mean
tain top.
BALTIMORE, Md.-,rhe Broo&1y1
DODGERS will try again with IL or.
oles this afternoon. BABE 1p0
trimmed them. 10 to 8, to make . -
day holiday. For four innings Rutns
q school boy, held the Dodeefs NJ
less.
NEWARK, N. J.-Durning, one q
Connie Mack's kid hurlerS, GOT ~
here from the international league
champions IN Sundays cane. Thyoe
runs In the ninth made Il q WIN
the world champions on the short
end.
~ pysstsng psne nagAG 1onm
psSnSlag Coz - John RISE
The Detroit times. [volume] (Detroit, Mich.) 1903-1920, 1914-04-06
5sy C06b Shuns Limellghf
n z |l3d Dkv0des Time 10 Children
NFoss : stef Correspo ndsss

E44 m. April e.lrs Tyrus Cob Il the mother OF two
tth man the 0wife OF the wcrids grsatsst baseball
s1 ne publicity and that Away. casts glsmor
6eaad She keeps ~ far possible from the limeIght
JAGotk1ng Tyrus
1oke~nt little who has her
H6 Cohbs, Tyrus. Jr, and Shirley
aetive little fellow with brickfsl hair and large bash.
1o1 M fathers spirit Of adventure however, ne soon
snd takes chances At climbing clay banks and trees
bneeyed tot with flaxen hair she is just a. much OF
$NJ3us, Jr, u = little - - =
suffered around the table eating Tyrus ats In high.
G KrDot deal Of attention s $500 - -'
eessesn and she sees all the she can Her chief
~ sseHNnS NUNS r. L. " +.
The Detroit times. [volume] (Detroit, Mich.) 1903-1920, 1914-04-06
Sportlets

New York state is thinking Of abol-
ishing boxing. which paid $3S.7S1 into
the Golfers OF the state this year.
Harvard university baseball team
may take . trip to the Hawaiian ISL
ands after this seasons contests.
Eighty-four men reported for spring
football practice at Purdue univer-
sity.
Today's Tip.
Many a favorite comes in last.
II. J. s.
The Detroit times. [volume] (Detroit, Mich.) 1903-1920, 1914-04-06
From a ston Correspondent .

LOUISVILLE. Ky,. April 6--Ah
signs point to q record-breaking year
for Oscar stanage. the Tigers best
catcher.
Stanase says that he never felt bet
ter In his life, and ne looks and acts
II. He has been conscientious about
getting down to weight and he has not
suffered from trying to take on too
much at once.
stanaee's arm looks TO be In nrst.
class condition, judging from the way
that he y ri1ing ~ bah down y ssc'
The Detroit times. [volume] (Detroit, Mich.) 1903-1920, 1914-04-06
Hiqhest Priced First Stacker Looks
Like Least Valuable of Three Men

that their extra efficiency in batting
more than makes up anything that
they lack In experience as defensive
first sackers. Both Burns and Ptpp
are fairly fast on the bases, and Burns
especially looks like q man who will
use his head to help his feet whole
lot on the paths.
Gamer, while fast. Is not particu'
larly good base-runner.
The Detroit times. [volume] (Detroit, Mich.) 1903-1920, 1914-04-06
GIANTS AFTER
ANTE SEASON
GAME RECORD
McGraw's Men Turned Out the
Ninth Straight Victory ut
New ORLEANS Sunday
GO LONG WAY 10 FIND
VICTORY OVER FEDERALS
Point With Glee to Little Matter
of Attendance at Exhibition {
Games
sy HAL SHERIDAN.

NEW YORK. April 6.-The Giants
are evidently determined to return
home with q most imposing collsc-
tion Of ante-season games - they
are still blazing through the brush
like q forest iire, and turned up their
ninth straight victory In New Orleans
yesterday. With the reports OF Nc.
Graw's men whaling out 10 hits, In
Guiding & triple and two doubles. the
correspondents also relate with much
glee how the Feds came out second
best In the ilrst date conflict with or.
ganixed basebar. Four thousand SAN
the Giant-Pelican game. against be-
tween 800 and ov0 who went to see
the Chicago Feds hook up with
semi-pro team.
II the o. b. forces are really tickled
over the affair they have surely been.
looking hard for something to smile
over. There isn't much room for
comparison az the Giants had big
edge in appearing against the home
league team.
The Athletics struck Q rect In
Newark, when the international
league team there came from behind
In the ninth, landed on Pitcher Durn'
ing and nosed out the Mackian ma
chine ty one run.
along came Ruth" in Baltimore
and promptly stood on the Brooklyn
Doagcrs without hit for four hat
tirgs and turned up q 10 to 8 victory
for the Orioles. Ruth 10 recruit
pitcher from st. Mary's Industrial
school. o
Walter Johnson gave three bases
on talls and hit q man during enc
inn:i.F against the Cincinnati Reds.
Johnson allowed only three hits ~
i've innings, but had only = vague
Idea of the exact location OF the
plate.
\ The Cardinals now havea;A three
to one lead over the Browns n the
/ st. Louis city series. Miller and WI
son. obtained in the Pittsburgh trade,
] continue to do the heavy work tor
the Cardinals.
The Detroit times. [volume] (Detroit, Mich.) 1903-1920, 1914-04-06

TT THINKS He IS
1llER PRINCE SHAEF
lab a pparently Consld-
go ~ : Huge joke
nv For That Sta6
RxxrH .. YoNxsR

TIT III IN. KY, April s.-inat
~ s1nS. 800 that the Tigers cau
r 26oa for : lot o. -
X ~ fhoy have coming to them
y M Cleveland Maps oucns
|I;S111 ~ the Tigers, jpds!ne
hamilton games ~ tne
1909 hayo lain down under
1jSV earcnmstnnces bezoEe
- - 8 they were alreeay
I1In fna6 ooanon. They ap'
rlun1 10 aeaeon - 2 joke
(Eo oe the fact that e =
otwsen the Tigers
r I n their oxhibiuco
Tno Tigegs are
1S n0elous1y ana scrap
III ontally they are
519 q tholn. The Maps ~
~ 1he4 are out fpr :
. "a tlnno they get out On Z
nlolhcnd lpr = ball game.
gnam himself seems
1Akt1o Pepper. He ana
1SS re between Cleye.
nifnnv has hardly
q n ~ coaching hne.
cofss little whether
The Detroit times. [volume] (Detroit, Mich.) 1903-1920, 1914-04-06
From a stor Coryespon dsss /.

LOUISVILLE, KY. April 6.-When
the Tigers are on the road It is an un.
written law that the men shall have
the privilege OF choosing their own
roomies just as far as their choice
agrees with the convenience OF the
travelling secretary OF the club ana
the opinions OF Manager Jennings.
Congenial roommates are q part OF
The Detroit times. [volume] (Detroit, Mich.) 1903-1920, 1914-04-06
Will You?

The Times tries every day to do
something for you. Will you try
ON one day to do something TOT
The Times? See last page.
The Detroit times. [volume] (Detroit, Mich.) 1903-1920, 1914-04-06
PurteN Robbed of Chance By Del
Baker: Holds No Crlldge for 1t

the game meant the most to him, the
two men are the best of friends.
Purtell apparently holds no grudge
towards the new backstop In spite OF
the fact that Bakers judgment In try
ing to make the play he did might well
be questioned.
Both men tried for short infield
6y. There was some hesitancy on
the part OF each. and then they both
tried for the ball, Bakers spikes near
ly severing one OF Purtell's toes from
his foot. r. l.. y.
PHILADELPHIA - The Athletics
and Phillies will meet In the third
game of the city series at National
league park this afternoon. A game
apiece is the present standing.
CINCINNATI---Walter Johnson gave
three bases on balls and hit q mar
during one inning against the Gin
cinanti Reds. He allowed only three
hits in 1--WE innings.
The Detroit times. [volume] (Detroit, Mich.) 1903-1920, 1914-04-06
From, a STAFF Correspondent.

LOUISVILLE, KY, April 6.-Del
Gamer, the highest-priced first base
man the Tigers have at the present
time, looks like the least valuable OF
the three men, according to Manager
Jennings.
Both Burns and Pipp have been hit
ting the ball SO well on the trip north
The Detroit times. [volume] (Detroit, Mich.) 1903-1920, 1914-04-06

some new stun this season. Jennings. who has MADE
uay weird methods OF coaching has found new source
Already he has taken course in the Hawaiian IAN
Honolulu. -
he means watch OUT" "weektweeki Is the Homo
He doesn't have to spell II, however.
cross between I Chinese laundryman trying to cay
their meaning to Williams and he is instructing the
haches In Cuban or Spanish or whatever language they
and accurate opinion Of the umpire and get away
ncpch-cmbers y, hut they viii be added 10 the list
0oot q ~ 0uplroe the bush teams furnish-
T-'./ - ~ 49, y ~ n " u L. Y.
The Detroit times. [volume] (Detroit, Mich.) 1903-1920, 1914-04-06
HANS Is soA SOME GOLFER.
~ FULLERTON.

DIV pOe6eUtONs
Hans Wagner. Of the Pirates. MADE
one of the most wonderful drives Of .
golf ball on record 1t Hot Syringe
recently. The great sh0rtstop 10 =
wonder at golf, II allowed to play nm
der his own rules. He likes 70 PIX"
up every ball he hits on Q high tee.
The other day he commenced exer.
The Detroit times. [volume] (Detroit, Mich.) 1903-1920, 1914-04-06
FINN, a sfor CORRESPONDENT .

LOUISVILLE, KY, April 6.-in
spite of the fact that Del Baker was
the cause of Billy Purtelfs being put
out of the game for couple OF weeks
at the very time when his being IN
The Detroit times. [volume] (Detroit, Mich.) 1903-1920, 1914-04-06

"A Welonst waos 6ounter1ng into-u
Chicago hank the other DAY.
Going 70 md ont how Ritchie VAST
The Detroit times. [volume] (Detroit, Mich.) 1903-1920, 1914-04-06

RsynoI7s' me- 3; "a y ! "a I: 81
Twe-Ss:. intts-6smmits. Iaumsn,
9 9s sxSriarsy: xhFss- 49, ,,.n hit
b oSTSisn vsscas lsssSSs ssomss
Qainer and bsuman. L.eft On basss---
Detroit u Milwapkse :. Etrst bass
FRe;yDsids !, on Gsvst !. % cSrroil i.
!. '1 Tims~i:5ss .USciss--wsiitsmsr.
The Detroit times. [volume] (Detroit, Mich.) 1903-1920, 1914-04-06

Seh PyiatSeg .1ene 80 49,
psSSSlng ca. - John RISE
The Detroit times. [volume] (Detroit, Mich.) 1903-1920, 1914-04-06

spRfN0FIELD. O.--The Chicago
Cubs pulled in here today for an ex
Inhibition, after coping the last or the
indianapolis series. ii to 5.
Cheyenne record., 1914-03-12
MOTHER LOOK At
CH|LD'S- TONGUE
If cross, feverish, constipated,
give "Ca|ifornia Syrup
of FIGS"

A laxative today saves a sick child
tomorrow. Children simply will not
take the time from play to empty their
bowels, which become clogged up with
waste, liver gets sluggish; stomach
sour.
Look at the tongue, mother! II coat
ed, or your child Is listless, cross, few
erish, breath bad, restless, doesn't eat
heartily, full of cold or has sore throat
or any other children's ailment, give a
teaspoonful of California Syrup Of
Figs" then don't worry, because it Is
perfectly harmless, and in few hours
all this constipation poison, sour bile
and fermenting waste will gently
move out Of the bowels, and you have
a well, playful child again. A thor.
ough inside cleansing" is oftimes all
that is necessary. It should be the
first treatment given in any sickness.
Beware of counterfeit fig syrups.
Ask at the store for 50-cent bottle of
California Syrup Of Figs" which has
full directions for babies. children Of
all ages and for grown-ups plainly
printed on the bottle. Adv.
Cheyenne record., 1914-03-12
FOREIGN WAR PERIL FoREsEEN.
Fall in U. s. Senate Demands Imme.
diate Invasion Of Mexico.

Fall in U. s. Senate Demands Imme-
diate Invasion Of Mexico.
Washington.-The Mexican lid was
lifted in the Senate of the United
States by Senator Fall. Republican, Of
New Mexico, who urged armed inter-
vention for the protection Of Amer
leans and other foreigners in the
stricken republic.
The galleries were crowded to over
flowing and remained so for hours,
until Senator Shiveley of Indiana had
spoken for the administration, ex.
pressing regret that the subject had
been discussed in open session and
averriug that no adequate suggestion
had been offered to compromise the
difficulty.
Senator Fall. in long narration of
outrages to Americans in Mexico, held
the interest of the Senate and gallery
for more than three hours.
Assailing the policy Of the admins.
tration as inadequate and declaring
that President Wilson knew nothing
about real conditions and had been
mistaken in every act Of his admin
istration toward Mexico, the New Mex
leo senator pleaded for Intervention
for protection of foreigners as the
only way to avoid war.
Cheyenne record., 1914-03-12
MAN cLUBsED TO DEATH.
Sixteen Strikers Under Arrest for A.
legged Murder Of Neil Smith.

Trinidad, Colo.-Sixteen strikers are
under military arrest in connection
with the alleged murder of Neil
Smith, Forbes miner whose mutilat-
ed body was found on the Colorado &
Southern tracks at Suffield siding,
eight miles north Of here.
Smith, it is declared. was beaten to
death with clubs and stones, after
which the body was thrown on the
tracks to conceal the crime.
: The arrests were made after posse
with the aid Of blood hounds had fol-
lowed tracks leading from where the
body was found to the strikers tent
colony at Forbes.
Thirteen Of the prisoners are held in
the county Jail and three in the city
fail.
Cheyenne record., 1914-03-12
THICK, GLOSSY HAIR
= FREE FROM DANDRUFF
Girls! Beautlfy Your Hair! Make II
Soft, Fluffy and Luxuriant-Try
the Moist Cloth.

Try as you will, after an application
Of Danderine, you cannot find single
trace OF dandruff or falling hair and
your scalp will not itch, but what will
please you most, will be after a few
weeks use, when you see new hair,
fine and downy at first-yes-but real
ly new hair-growing all over the
scalp.
A little Danderine Immediately dou-
bles the beauty of your hair No differ
ence how dull, faded, brittle and
scraggy, just moisten a cloth with
Danderine and carefully draw 1t
through your hair, taking one small
strand at time. The effect is i'm
mediate and amazing-your hair will
be light. fluffy and wavy, and have an
appearance of abundance; an incom-
parable luster, softness and luXuri-
ance, the beauty and simmer of true
hair health.
Get a 25 cent bottle of Knowlton's
Danderine from any store and prove
that your hair is as pretty and soft
as any-that 1t has been neglected or
injured by careless treatment-that's
all. Adv
Cheyenne record., 1914-03-12
Opposed to kniahthood.

Coke Of Norfolk, who eventually
went to the lords as Earl Of Leicester,
was furious when threatened with a
knighthood, relates the London Chron-
icle. After an attack on the prince
regents life in 1917 Coke was chosen
to present him with an address from
the Norfolk wings. They congratu-
lated him heartily on his escape, but
concluded by beseeching him to dis
miss from his presence and council
those advisers who by their conduct
had proved themselves alike enemies
to the throne and people," On learn.
ing the terms Of the proposed address,
the regent, who knew that Coke valued
his position as commoner above every
thing, declared, IF Coke enters my
presence, l shall knight him." When
this threat was reported to Coke he
replied, "If he dare try to knight me,
swear I'll break his sword"
Cheyenne record., 1914-03-12
"a MUST SERVE
Term IN PRISON.
U. s SUPREME COURT REFUSES
TO REVIEW THE CONVICTED
iRoNWoRkERs' CASES.
FOR DYNAMITINC PLOTS
ONLY HOPE FOR RYAN AND AS
sOciATES NOW LIES IN AN
APPEAL FOR PARDON.

Western Newspaper Union News Service.
Washington. - President Frank M.
Ryan and twenty-three members of
Bridge and Structural Ironworkers'
Union, convicted in the famous dyna-
mite conspiracy cases, must serve
their Jail sentences, the Supreme
Court decided.
The cour. refused to review their
conviction in the lower federal courts
at indianapolis and Chicago. Denial Of
the writ of review exhausted the last
resource of the defendants.
Confessions of Ortie McManigal and
James B. Mcnamara, former secretary
of the union, formed the basis of the
convictions of the defendants who ap-
pealed to the Supreme Court. They
were tried and convicted at Indianap-
oils of conspiracy to transport dyna-
mite in interstate commerce. Their
conviction was recently affirmed by
the appellate Federal Court at Chi
cago.
Dynamitirg of the Los Angeles
Times started the prosecution and dis
closures of the alleged wholesale dy-
Mantle plots and outrages.
Several of the twenty-four defend
ants are now serving Jail sentences,
unable to get bail. Originally there
were thirty two defendants. Those
whose cases were under advisement
were Frank NJ. Ryan, John H. Barry,
Eugene A. Clancy, Michael J. Young,
Frank c. Webb, Philip A. Cooley, John
T. Butler, j. E. Munsey, Peter ].
Smith, Charles H. Baum, Henry w.
Legleitner, Edward Smythe, George
Anderson, Ernest w. Bassey, w. Bert
Brown, Paul J. Morrin, William E..
Reddin, Michael J. Cunnane, Michael
J. Hannah, Murray l.. Pennell, Frank
J. Higgins, Frank z. Painter, William
Shupe and Fred Mooney.
Cheyenne record., 1914-03-12
Narrow Ranae of Choice.

Sylvia, supple and slender, and Aunt
Belle, bulky and benign, had returned
from shopping tour. Each had been
trying to buy a ready-made suit.
When they returned home, Sylvia
was asked what success each had in
her efforts to be fitted. WELL" said
Sylvia, II got along pretty we'll, but
Aunt Belle is getting so fat that about
all she can get, ready.made, is an um-
brella. a."-Youth's Companion.
Cheyenne record., 1914-03-12
No Sympathy.

waiter" said the man in the hotel
dining room, theresa fly in this ice
cream"
SERVES him right. sir" replied the
waiter. Let him stay there and freeze
to death. He was in the soup yester
day"
Cheyenne record., 1914-03-12
Merely a Rehearsal.

Charley proposed to me last night
and accepted him."
'"Why, he proposed to me yester-
day."
Indeed? Well, he did it SO prettily
that l was sure he had rehearsed sew
eral times"
Cheyenne record., 1914-03-12
Huh!

mind your own business and never
get mixed up in the troubles of other
people," advised the Sage.
"If I followed that advice Id starve
to DEATH" replied the Visitor. I'm
a lawyer"