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The Yale expositor., 1914-12-24
Important 70 Mothars
Inconelstent.

"The English are queer people"
you think SOP"
Eyes. In time of peace they treated
Tommy Atkins with contempt and
made him sore, and now in time of
war they treat him with so much good
liquor that they make him drunk"
The Yale expositor., 1914-12-24
The prummer,s Work.

Are these moving pictures of the
war authentic?"
"Of course. All but the rumble Of
artillery. That's initiated by the
drummer"
The Yale expositor., 1914-12-24
upsettlna His Theory.

"The heavy explosions of battle
always cause rain. 1t rained after Wa
terloo; 1t rained after Fontenoy; it
rained after Marathon"
"But Marathon was fought with
spears and arrows, my dear"
There you go. Always throwing
The Yale expositor., 1914-12-24
Marble to Retail

A girl refuses to let a man kiss her
because she knows that he will do it
anyway.
The Yale expositor., 1914-12-24

IF you have nothing to worry about
ask your wife; she can always supply
you with because.
The Yale expositor., 1914-12-24

Beautiful, clear white clothes delights
the laundress who uses Red Cross Ball
Blue. All grocers. Adv.
The Yale expositor., 1914-12-24
The Peellnq Kind.

Mamma" said a little boy, "the
place where l got stung last Sunday
down at Uncle Jim's is all peeling
off"
Brother Bruce took a look at the
injury.
That's So" he grinned, Il guess
you must have been stung by husk-
ing bee"
The Yale expositor., 1914-12-24

Christmas Decorations-Holly. 1925
03.50 per case; holly wreaths. single,
$1.25. double 1925 per doz; ever
green wreathlng. 20-yard rolls, 75c@
81; mistletoe, 25a90c per Id.
The Yale expositor., 1914-12-24

YOUR OWN DRUGGIST WILL TELL YOU
Try Murine Bye Remedy for Red, Weak, WateIy
Just Rye comfort Write for Book OF the Eye
BY mail Free Murine bye Remedy Co., Chicago.
The Yale expositor., 1914-12-24

Smile, smile. beautiful clear white
clothes. Red Cross Ball Blue, American
The Yale expositor., 1914-12-24

Little Billee had the satisfaction OF
acting as host to Santa Claus at
good, luscious dinner, which Santa
Claus must have enjoyed very much.
After dinner Henry came with the au-
tomobile, and, bidding everybody good
night, Santa Claus and Little Billee's
papa went out of the house together.
Christmas morning dawned, and Lit
tie Billee awoke from wonderful
dreams of rich gifts, and OF extraordi-
nary adventures with his new-found
friend, to find the reality quite as
splendid as the dream things.
AS for Santa Claus, Little Billee has
not seen him again; but down at his
fathers bank there is a new messenger,
named John, who has a voice so like
Santa Claus voice that whenever Lit
tie Billee goes down there I'm the mo-
tor to ride home at night with his
papa, he runs into the bank and has
a loEg talk with him, just for The
pleasure of pretending that 1t is Santa
Claus he is talking to.
The Yale expositor., 1914-12-24
Copyright. i ne Frank A. Munsey Coz

e was only a little bit Of
of a chap, and so, when
for the first time in his
life he came into close
contact with the endless
current of human things,
It was as hard for him
to stay put" as for some
hayward little atom Of
Saturday news. (Watertown, S.D.) 19??-19??, 1914-06-25

crash Then IS Ne went down lie
.s5,foot embankment the coach fell on|
fthe root and once again on iii side,
turning 1'Ilss as you . d see. completely
Iover. do not remember more than.
the fii'st craAh but 1t was some time
after when heard my husband call
my name and ask II i we're there.
caught my hand and tried to pun
up but I was wedged In with two
seats on TOP Of mi. Ii some marvel,
GUS tanner. for his hand was horribly
cut. he freed me from the load and
supported me till help came.
THE other sufferers weer grooming
and moaning occasionally and some
one In an endeayor to locate himself
wildly lighting matches, but 3
mans voice in q sharp command said
God, put out those matches.
Don't you know this place Is full Of
gas It would have been more ser,
ious suppose, only for the fact that
Saturday news. (Watertown, S.D.) 19??-19??, 1914-06-25
Pinchot Versus Perkins
In Progressive Party

rN&t-pA NIHErENtASAaM4
During the last presidential cam
pafgn, SO Mr.. Amos Pinchot remem-
bers. a pamphlet was issued bearing
the title, rs Perkins Honestg Mr..
Pinchot Is now ready to answer, for
he has been convinced for some time
that MI. George w. Perkins ii NOT
the man, at any rate. 10 continue as
progressive national committeeman
from New York and chairman Of the
national executive committee. Mr..
sPinchot has written a letter to ali
the national committeeman showing
how unfit Mr.. Perkins is for the
prominent position ne holds, and how
bis continued prominence win bring
disaster to the progressive party. Here
then. according t. the New York
Times. IL sthe nrst serious dissention
within the national ranks of the pro
gressive party Nothing Of the sort,
says Mr. Perkins Mr.. Pinchot and
ne differ on several questions before
the country; ii ie q case Of honest
differences of opinicn,r and Mr. Per-
kins doesn't think mi. Pinehotss let.
ter will change either his relations 81
mine TO the progressive party what
Mr.. Pinchot thinks ii MI. Perkins
may be Judged from this warm para.
Saturday news. (Watertown, S.D.) 19??-19??, 1914-06-25
Piercys Relate
Story Of Wreck

talking with MI. and Mrs. "a. b.
Ptslcy regarding their accident, We
gAned the following interesting
stoaes. Mrs. Piercy's impressions
web wildly told in the following Ian
gu3e:
sFe we're within seVea miles OF ST
Pad at a small place called Mendoza
VIII the accident occurred. There
ws a Earring sensation, as when d
strat car goes over q switch, a Jolt
ins Ind pounding as the "a went over
thsbridge on the ties, q sudden lean
ing1of the front OF the car to the
rtgff side. 1t righted Itself, tipped
aga4t and then toppled over on the
side where we were sitting. Every
thta was plunged In darkness the
insant it struck with a frightful
Saturday news. (Watertown, S.D.) 19??-19??, 1914-06-25
Grange Elects
Officers for Year

The sixth annual meeting 81 he
state Grange was held al Brookings
last week. The following ofacersI
were chosen Tor The ensuing PEAR
Masterl-Geo. w Dixon, WATERFOWL
oyerseer-H 4 Manning Altas
mont
IecturerMrs. Nj. Faulknar.
Brookings.
Steward. W. Poor. Waterfowl.
Assistant Steward u Fouat,
Flandreau.
ehaplain-Mrs. + Il angle, Clear
Lake.
Treas,rer-R +. Morgan. Wagner.
Secretary-L r. Foust, Handreau.
Gate Keeper ii. Angle. clear
Lake.
Ceres, MRS w. Wilson, Brook
ings Pomona. Mrs. ". ii Mack, Dix
on; Flora, Mrs. r Bentson, White,
Lady Assistant steward-Mra.
4. Foust, Mandreau
Member Executive Committee. 3
years-0 sorrenson. Lucas.
Resolutions we're passed embracing
the following points: Fewer battle
ships and more improvement in trans
~portation by federal aid; d more OK.
tensive ! Of the initiative In pre-
Eenting matters OF benefit to the
farmers favoring cooperation Id buy
Ing and selling to the most practical
limit, and recommending that d great
Saturday news. (Watertown, S.D.) 19??-19??, 1914-06-25
ONLY ONE ENTIRELY sAvisFAc

hayo tried various collie and
diarrhoea remedies. but tue only 4
that has given me entire satisfaction
and cured me when was aiiiicted
chambenlainis Cole CHOLERA and
DIarrlloea Remedy. recommend II
to my friends at all times. writes
N GALLOWAY. Stewart, 81 d. For sale
hy all dealers ADV
Saturday news. (Watertown, S.D.) 19??-19??, 1914-06-25

my cuts. lost consciousness occas-
ionally, as il is not all very distinct,
and felt deathly sick.
Given Right Of Way.
Surgeons and doctors reached the
scene quickly from st. Paul and as
we were piled back on the train, this
time on the baggage coach, badly bat
tered baggage, must say, we had
some Of u wounds dressed tempo
rarily as the train proceeded slowly
to st. Paul On reaching there the,
scene was like a rapidly changing pic
ture show; rows of waiting ambu-
lances, horse, auto, police and private
affairs. We were lifted from the bag
gage coach, hurried into one, and
then a wild ride to the hospital. The
streets were cleared, not a soul, not
even a car, interfered with our going,
and my husband and / were among
the first to be received at st. Luke's
an Episcopal hospital in st. Paul. Fiji
teen We're accommodated there and
the rest Of the sixty-six injured were
taken to the various hospitals in the
two cities. Only one dead to our
for, a sad homecoming for her, but
SO much we have to be thankful for.
we we're indeed a sorry looking
L y no. - .EEt FnsGZE
bride and groom, I compared myself
and husband to the Irish couple who
had been fighting and had to laugh.
helped the nurses to laugh, for
they struggled between real sorrow
and sympathy and a sense Of the
ludicrous.
We remained in the hospital almost
a month (lacking two days. receiving
the best of treatment and the friend
Hest Of care: Everyone was excep-
tionally kind, just like old friends
MI. Piercy's Version.
We were married at Mankato
about 2:30 and took the Omaha train
from there to Minneapolis at 5 o'clock
in the afternoon. All went well until
We reached Mendoza. The lamps were
Hit and it was Just beginning to be
dark, being a little after s O'Clock.
The wreck occurred just across the
bridge on the other side of the station
ait Mendoza, at which point our train
was not scheduled to stop. The train
was running at about 35 miles an
hour, ( should judge. when the acct
dent happened.
The first thing We noticed was a
sharp Jar followed by the quick Jolt
ing of the a as the wheels hit the
ties. Then the front end Of the car
swung slightly over to our right. 1t
righted itself, and again swung out
wards and downwards. Again 1T
frighted itself and again swung out
wards and downwards. The next
thing I knew was experiencing three
awful crashes, as the car struck first
on its side, then over on the roof and
e over on the other side. The
crashes came IN quick succession, like
three tremendous blows. There was
also the sensation of falling into q
deep holsghe lights went ont at the
first crash and the car continued its
|descent in total darkness. it was all
over IN q few seconds. ana no one
had time TO do anything. From the
time We fen the first 5ar to the time
We went Y one might possibly
count ter. remember thinking that
Isomething Waa wrong, but that the
car would right itgelf. There was
no screaming 81 praying or anything
Of that kind. The thing was so sud
den, there was little time fof any
Thing but wondering what was going
70 happen next 1 know as We went
over I thought to myself. This III 4
Saturday news. (Watertown, S.D.) 19??-19??, 1914-06-25


All the windows were smashed e
'atnms and there was plenty Of MIR,
Notsasthing was left standing but the
iron standards and SOME of these
we're ever forced outEot position, The
coach was of steel but wen 80 Was
put completely out % commission
Help came from The village and
from the rest 81 the train crew. M
sengers, SID for o,,r coach IN fhe
only one whifh Had left MA rams. NE
one behind was held only by Its back
trucks, the front part leaning over the
bridge. The rest OF the train had
passed the spot safely but the coach
we were In found the weak spot Of
the cotter pin, and the absence q
some other safety device used, left
nothing but the couplings to hold us,
and they broke. allowing us to drop
over the embankment.
E.,... -,
veg WS5coiisctea A Ing
aiin eHeIy one WAS sone Sfleu to
sase ihlseil eacn selneu 70 Walt ln
u sip'1AnlooS ioi MuHs hdp,
Saturday news. (Watertown, S.D.) 19??-19??, 1914-06-25
ouTE&oETHE GLOON.
Many 4 Gloomy countenance III w;

Many q Gloomy countenance III Wa
tertoWn Now Ligstens With
Happiness.
IA bad back makes you gloomy.
Cant be happy with continual back.
ache.
The aches and pains Of q bad back
Are frequently due 70 weak kid
neys.
poan,s idney Pills are recommended
for weak kidneys.
So Watertown citizens testify
+. D. Tebo. 3l5 ThirdSSt M. 81, Wa
Iron County register. [volume] (Ironton, Iron County, Mo.) 1867-1965, 1914-04-09

NEXT November the voters will have
to handle the old blanket form of bal
lot again, all the tickets being printed
on one sheet, instead of each party
ticket on a separate sheet, the form
that had prevailed for a number of
years. One of the new provisions re-
quires the official upon whom de-
wolves the work of printing them to
alternate the tickets on the ballots by
an equal division of precincts. Thus,
if the Republican ticket is first in
three precincts, it must be second in
three, third in three, and last in an
equal as well as can be practically de-
termined by the clerk in charge of
them.
Iron County register. [volume] (Ironton, Iron County, Mo.) 1867-1965, 1914-04-09

had their trouble and laid down in the
woods and stayed there till a man
turkey hunting saw him Sunday
morning, and on examination found
that he was dead from a gunshot
wound in the abdomen.
BULLETIN.
Iron County register. [volume] (Ironton, Iron County, Mo.) 1867-1965, 1914-04-09
For State Senator.

We are authorized to announce
Hon. CARTER NJ. BUFoRD as a candi-
date for State Senator, oath District,
Missouri, subject to the Democratic
Primary Election.
We are authorized to announce
Hon. FRANK H. FARRIs as a candidate
for State Senator, oath District, Mis-
souri,, subject to the Democratic Pri-
mary Election.
Iron County register. [volume] (Ironton, Iron County, Mo.) 1867-1965, 1914-04-09

For RENT-Small farm, 40 acres, 81
miles South of Ironton; 20 acres in
cultivation. House, Barn and Garden;
Well and Spring Water For terms,
see SOUTH SIDE DRUG STORE.
Iron County register. [volume] (Ironton, Iron County, Mo.) 1867-1965, 1914-04-09

For SALE-One Prairie State Incu-
bator and one Outdoor Brooder, in
good condition.
FL. l.. NELSON, Ir~onton, Mo.
Iron County register. [volume] (Ironton, Iron County, Mo.) 1867-1965, 1914-04-09

Don't forget to take a guess on the
big Stick of Candy at the Handy
Kitchen,
Iron County register. [volume] (Ironton, Iron County, Mo.) 1867-1965, 1914-04-09

Wanted-Two men who understand
log hauling. A summers job; $1.25 a
day; house rent free. d. MIcHALoN.
Iron County register. [volume] (Ironton, Iron County, Mo.) 1867-1965, 1914-04-09

Have you tried the New drink
called Cherry Chic, which can be had
at the Handy Kitchen?
Iron County register. [volume] (Ironton, Iron County, Mo.) 1867-1965, 1914-04-09

For SALE-Madeira Vine Roots, 20
cents per dozen. Time to plant,
April LIST. MRS. A. M. PLANTE,
Arcadia, Mo.
Iron County register. [volume] (Ironton, Iron County, Mo.) 1867-1965, 1914-04-09

Finest line OF laces, embroideries,
founcings and rulings we have ever
had. Now on sale.
Lopez STORE Go.
Iron County register. [volume] (Ironton, Iron County, Mo.) 1867-1965, 1914-04-09

CONGRESS will probably not adjourn
until late in the summer.
Iron County register. [volume] (Ironton, Iron County, Mo.) 1867-1965, 1914-04-09

Single-C Comb White Leghorn eggs
for sale. Thoroughbred stock, bred
to lay, out of a 2OO-egg strain.
MRS. B. W. LOOMS, Ironton, Mo.
Iron County register. [volume] (Ironton, Iron County, Mo.) 1867-1965, 1914-04-09

For Sale-Collie Pups and o. I. O.
Pigs. WI. RossELoT, Arcadia, Mo.
Iron County register. [volume] (Ironton, Iron County, Mo.) 1867-1965, 1914-04-09

Let Percy take your measure for
that Easter Suit.
Iron County register. [volume] (Ironton, Iron County, Mo.) 1867-1965, 1914-04-09

House cleaning time draweth near.
Don't fail to inspect our splendid stock
Of floor coverings.
LOPEZ STORE 90.
Iron County register. [volume] (Ironton, Iron County, Mo.) 1867-1965, 1914-04-09

THE Sikeston Standard last week
issued a very creditable Easter edition.
We congratulate Bro. Blanton.
Iron County register. [volume] (Ironton, Iron County, Mo.) 1867-1965, 1914-04-09

Try Cherry Chic. It's fine. -Adv.
The Wheeling intelligencer. [volume] (Wheeling, W. Va.) 1903-1961, 1914-01-26
W0MAN'S CLUBS
TANGO is SYMPTOM
OF SOCIAL DISEASE

The tango is one symptom OF the
social disease We are trying to cure
not the tango itself but the making
n craze OF it, said Winston Church
III in an interview at Chicago q few
days ago. The celebrated novelist
smiled when he was asked for his
opinion OF the modern dress OF wom-
en-. 1T is the apOtheosis OF all that
Is frivolous and luxurious In our mod
eTn CIVILIZATION he said 1T IS a rep
resentation OF something that we are
trying TO get rid Of
Mr.. Churchill was more inclined TO
talk Of the influence OF religion upon
the modern university student There
Is movement in theology that g. go
ing on very rapidly he said. 1T is
the Interpretation OF religion in the
terms 81 modern science and phllos-
ophy.
The modern university student in
sists upon having everything squar-
ine-that Is. unity Of mind If he
learns his religion in the terms of an
ctent science and philosophy. goes to
the university and has this science
and philosophy discredited. then he
throws over the religion with them
You can make q university student an
at a stroke or a believer at
q stroke"
The Wheeling intelligencer. [volume] (Wheeling, W. Va.) 1903-1961, 1914-01-26
Mothers Advice
To Her Daughter
a Real Live Doll 10 FondIe u Woman
Createst Happineaa.

one 81 the most important matter sbsut
which women concern themselves ~ their
future status - rrandm0thcr. And she
o. wisdom nsCf who knows ~ or learna
~ that famous remedy. Mothers Friend.
This BE- an external application Tor tho
abdominal uurcieg and breasts ~ cor
tnlnly has n wondrrfri infucnrr. affava al
fear. harishca an pain. e most rratefuI
fragment % he yuln-. crpccfant
mother. ana permit her - ~ through the
period happy iu mind. IRE In body and
thus destined .- rnf dpate voman.s rreaf.
ct happiness as ~ntu. attended she sbguid
The action n Noth--'s Friend makes tho
muscles free. plant nd responsive % 81
panqion. thus al Htrain md ensian upon
che nerves and liraments ia avoided and.
IN place ~ period - discomfort and con-
reuuent dread. DO is SEASON u calm rrpose
and joyful expectation.
There ls no nausea. no morning sick
ness. no nervous twitchinr none - that
constant strain known .o rn many women.
hence Mothers Friend o. really one q the
greatest blessings tlaf could % devised.
This splendid and certain remedy rsn b.
had n any druggist - 81 % bottle. anf
= sure % prove ~ inesfimabfe value. not
only upon the mother but upnn the hraffh
end future n the bid Write 10 UrafFeff
Regulator 60. re lamar Hidr Atlantis.
a., igf thcir boos " stgectaEt u0tlcrs-
The Wheeling intelligencer. [volume] (Wheeling, W. Va.) 1903-1961, 1914-01-26
THE DAILY CHIT-CHAT
By Ruth Cameron
A WORD FOR THE WEALTHY.

A few days ago I had the privilege
OF meeting a man VINO. while he in
herited a large fortune and might
dwell in luxury and never work az
all. yet lives in comparative simplicity
and works eight hours a day on sci
entific research.
AS talked 10 this remarkable man
these words from Agnes Repplier
came into my mind. Civilization in
is final outcome Is heavily in the debt
Of leisure; and the success Of any So
ciety worth considering is 10 be esti-
mated largely by the use 10 which its
fortunates put their spare moments"
We hear great deal about the va
rious needs Of society. To my mind
one OF its greatest needs is more men
and more women like this man. more
men and women OF the leisure class
who regard their wealth as an oppor-
tunity 70 make themselves useful in
some non-remunerativo employment.
and not as license 10 live in lux
ury ana eaSe-mOre fortunate" who
viii put their spare moments 20 hon
orable and valuable use.
How wealthy people can be really
happy when they know that tbey are
absolutely useless. and when they
know that the wealth which gives
them ease and luxury means that
~ the other end OF the scale there
must be men and women who work
all the days Of their lives and vet
cannot be sure Of the barest neces-
stiles OF existence. ! cannot under
stand.
should think every instance OF
want and suffering they read about
IN The newspapers. and every ragged.
half- starved child they SOC on the
street would make their hearts ache
win a sense Of personal responsible
"Oh. that's all very fine" some one
The Wheeling intelligencer. [volume] (Wheeling, W. Va.) 1903-1961, 1914-01-26
CARROLL CLUB
WINTER PARTY
AFFAIR WILL BE HELD WEDNEs-
DAY EVENING, JANUARY 20.
Promises to Be One Of the Big Social
Events OF the Season.-Fine
Time Is Anticipated.

Arrangements have been completed
OF the Carroll Club Mid-winter party.
which will be held in the Carroll
Club auditorium Wednesday evening
OF this week The affair promises 10
be one OF the big social events of the
year. and doubtless "A large number OF
local persons will be in attendance.
Dancing Will be enjoyed during the
evening from $3.50 until 12 o'clock and
hne time is anticipated. Luncheon
VIII be served az l0:30 o'clock in the
large dining room of the club.
Admission TO the affair will be by in.
Ntation only and as a large number
or these have been sent out. a large
gathering is expected The affair
promises TO be elaborate in every
way. and the auditorium will be beau.
ulnlly decorated fro the occasion.
Inc committee in charge of the az
fair Is as follows:
Mr.. and Mrs j. A McGuipan cbagr-
men. 49,
The Wheeling intelligencer. [volume] (Wheeling, W. Va.) 1903-1961, 1914-01-26

says. but just give her a few hun
dred thousand dollars and see wha,
she would do. | don't think she'd
give IL all away"
No, my friend. I don't think I
should give IL all away. but I'm not
asking those who have money Ia give
u away. All ] ask Of them rs that
ihey snail use this leisure granted
them out OF the sweat and toll Of
other mems lives" TO some good pur-
pose. and II such leisure were granted
me ] hope I should do that although
] VIII admit that wealth is y terrible
temptation az we'll an an opportunity.
ana mat one never knows what one
would do until one has been tried
stevenson speaks about the money
winch supported him during his first
long illness as the loan which by
the hands Of his father mankind had
advanced him for his sickness q"
When he was afraid that no was not
going TO get better he lived in a
slmple manner and grudred himself
al but necessities because he did not
feel that he had a right 10 take from
mankind any larger loan than neces-
sarv. But so soon as he began 20
precelve tho change FOR the better"
Che concludes this account Of him
SELF he felt justified in spending
moro freely 10 speed HIS return 10
health. ana trusted In the future ~
lend help 10 mankind a. mankind
out Of its treasury had lent a help 70
him"
We need moro Of Stevcnson's spien-
did spirit and hirh sense Of obliga-
ton In the world. and have courage
10 believe that We are going 90 rof
n. Tho growing interest IN social
uplift and the desire Of tho younger
generation ~ the Weather ciaaa 10
DO something besides merely being
ln society is q hne sign Of tho times.
The fortunate seem Co be- waking
up.
The Wheeling intelligencer. [volume] (Wheeling, W. Va.) 1903-1961, 1914-01-26

Woodsdale. will leave this week for
Florida. where they will spend sew
eral weeks.
George Criswell. OF Cadiz, Ohio.
spent yesterday visiting relatives in
Fulton.
Miss Nancy Peterson. OF Woods
Gale, left last night for New YORK
City. where she will spend several
days with friends. Later in the week
she will be joined by her mother,
Mrs. ID. W. Peterson, and they viii
sail on an extended European tour.
which will last until late in the fail.
The plans include a tour OF Europe
and the Orient.
The Wheeling intelligencer. [volume] (Wheeling, W. Va.) 1903-1961, 1914-01-26

trick shooter I'm the Ncw York music
halls"
Inquiry shows that nearly every
European queen is capable OF earning
her own living hy some accomplish.
men' or other n forced 20 &c. Queen
Mary 81 England is quite an adept
az painting water colors and 90 dress
making. the kaiecriu is an expert az
photographer. Queen WilhclmIna. of
Holland. is wei known aa minia-
ture painter and fancy cook. Queen
Maud Of Norway. who writes under
The pen name of Graham fryiuE. a"
has Gaincd success as playwright
and also has considerable ski1 as a
painter and boOkbindcr. while every
one ls familiar with the poetry written
by carmen sylvia. queen OF Roii-
mania