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Deming graphic. (Deming, N.M.) 1903-1948, 1914-01-30

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purpose, Witness the fact that Dem
o." say iu McAduo: II 9" where I'll
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oua SAY To- West Texas: I'VE ditto.
The -pirt ot the Southwest mines
with the steam shovel instead of with
the peek. II turns mountains OF
%, ore into copper instead OF
moukcNmg with the bowels of tn,
earth mile underground. II harness
- the river and holds the floods II
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Deming graphic. (Deming, N.M.) 1903-1948, 1914-01-30
Dixie 0uintette

The next IYcrum attraction will
be the famous colored Dixie Gum
telte at the Crystal Theatre Tues
day evening, Feb 3. Curtain rises
at : o'clock. Seat will be on sale
saturday morning at the Palace
Drag store.
Deming graphic. (Deming, N.M.) 1903-1948, 1914-01-30
Nordhaus' Entertain

Mr., nrd Mrs. VI. A. Nordhaus gave
an informal pnrty last "Wednesday
evening ut their home on Tin avenue
III honor of Miss g. NJ. Fulton oil
New York. Miss Fulton. who Is
Il charming singer, entertained the
guests with II number of vocal sell
ections.
Deming graphic. (Deming, N.M.) 1903-1948, 1914-01-30
Chorus Glass

Owing to the fact, that the next
l.ycrmm number comes On Tuesday
evening Feb. 3. The chorus class
will meet Thursday evening Feb. J,
at the home of Mr., Nor.
Deming graphic. (Deming, N.M.) 1903-1948, 1914-01-30
WANTED

WANTED w oman to cook and do
housework in small family. Mrs. I.
W. Harrington. 500 West Pine ST. If.
WANTED ;-Stock to pasture. Plenty
of water and good grass. Addre~~
Box 5. Deming. 23-p.
WANTED Horses for pasturage,
file alfalfa meadow. Terms, $500
per month, Apply Holsteins barn
%
WANTED - Steel water tank, which
have been used, any size. Phone
204. W. o. Grace. IT,
WANTED:-lIand TO grub and clca.
small or large acreage, also blowing.
Phone 254 or PIP. $. Silver ave. ri-p
EMPLOYMENT WANTED:-l am
used to farm work and ! want en-
ployment ON farm in the vicinity
of Dcming and will guarantee salts -
faction. Address John Shepherd. +
O. Box ga, Deming, y. NJ. up
WANTED to sell, trade, or buy
Rhode Island Red cockerels. Ad.
dress f.. W. Baumann. tf-l02
WANTED;-Place by willing wo
man with two children. Adore,
Graphic. tf-dh
WANTED Woman to do house
work for small family, to take en-
tire charge. Albert Ernst, DENIM
Deming graphic. (Deming, N.M.) 1903-1948, 1914-01-30
FOR RENT

FOR RENT-Rooms in Fielder
building, suitable for offices or other
business. Apply TO James S. Fielder
tfl3S
FOR RENT-Room, in Fielder
building, suitable for offices or other
business or sleeping apartments.
Apply TO James $. Fielder. tf.-l3s.
FOR RENT Two nice front loom-
at the Petty Rooming house. Lovely
and modern. 23-p.
FOR RENT Furnished room H.
brick residence, with bath and heat.
$1,000 per month Apply f.. +.
Moran. fila.
FOR RENT:-Two furnished rooms
for gentlemen Address sos So.
Gold. -.
FOR LEASE ;--l60 acres, four miles
southeast of Deming. Address \
l.. Taylor. a.
SANGRE has rented houses in Dem
ing over eight years and is still in tn,
business. ~
FOR RENT--Furnished rooms fnl
light housekeeping at the Lester
House. Inquire Of Lee o. Lester. Il
nor
Deming graphic. (Deming, N.M.) 1903-1948, 1914-01-30
MISCELLANEOUS

Sl.W will put handspring or jewel
in your watch. W. n. McCurdy,
Browning Pharmacy. 9-l9tf
ORR'S Electric Shoe Shop. Try me
and be convinced. All work guaran.
iced. Off.
MONEY TO LOAN will loan on
first mortgages close to Deming,
from 100000 to 100000 at -
per cent interest. Address c. X.
Graphic. 90.
Deming graphic. (Deming, N.M.) 1903-1948, 1914-01-30
THIS WEEK
FOR SALE

THIS WEEK
House, 3 rooms and porch
close in; $l,l0O, $3.50 cash,
balance like rent.
100 acres adjoining Miesse
townsite at $500 per acre.
Fruit and alfalfa farm in
Grand Valley, Colo, to
trade for Mimbres Valley
land.
New Residence in Fl Paso
TO trade for land
WELLS-PEUGH REALTY co.
Deming graphic. (Deming, N.M.) 1903-1948, 1914-01-30

FOR SALE:-one young full blood
Duroc SOW and two pigs. Fine stuff.
One Campbell sub surface packer,
one 2-h. p. engine, and jack. $4,000.
Used two months. Farming nipple
ments. w. b. Brack. 90.
Deming graphic. (Deming, N.M.) 1903-1948, 1914-01-30

FOR SALE;-Anyone wishing straw.
berry plants. can furnish them for
$3.50 per 1000. Smaller lots in pro.
portion plus ten per cent. They are
acclimated plants. Asparagus, S2.7j
per 1000. Smaller lots the same as
above. Address Box 81, or phone
2l6. 22-p.
Deming graphic. (Deming, N.M.) 1903-1948, 1914-01-30

FOR SALE or TRADE: -lGO-acre
REIMBURSEMENT near Hondale. What
have you1 Box 534, Deming tf-l4G.
FOR SALE:-Well drill St. Louis
No. ,. 5O0-feet capacity. $4,000.
Address Boon Cothey, Ysleta, Texas.
o.
Deming graphic. (Deming, N.M.) 1903-1948, 1914-01-30

FOR SALE:-New modern Groom
bungalow, white brick, facing High
School: also new furniture. Mrs.
Nellie Mcnamara. %.
Deming graphic. (Deming, N.M.) 1903-1948, 1914-01-30

FOR SALE or TRADE ;-Relinquish-
ment, close in for city property.
Good soil. Some improvements.
Address Box 467. Il.
Deming graphic. (Deming, N.M.) 1903-1948, 1914-01-30

FOR SALE:-Black Minorcas ro-
osters. Last years stock. Address
Ernst Dairy. e..
Deming graphic. (Deming, N.M.) 1903-1948, 1914-01-30

FOR SALE or DE:-Underwood
typewriter. Almost new, latest
model, or will trade for good buggy
horse. Box 1872. y.
Deming graphic. (Deming, N.M.) 1903-1948, 1914-01-30

FOR sALE,-Choics crap, vines. Box 6sS,
Dcming ~
FOR SALE-l0- and 20-acre tracts
plenty Of water; strong soil; easy
terms to actual settlers. Wright
Shaw, Deming. lift
FOR SALE or TRADE :-Relinquish
ment, close in for city property.
Good soil. Some improvements.
Address Box 467. It.
FOR SALE :-640-acrc relinquish
ment, choicest location. Large well,
pumping plant, etc. An absolute
bargain. Address X, Graphic. If.
FOR SAI.E:-60 or so acres. Si2
miles south, water 81 feet. Best
soil. Just of the old grade road
No better tract in the valley. Box
535 or ask the GRAPHIC. it'd,
FOR SALE--Complete pumping plant
ready to run, No. 2l2 American cen
trifugal pump and 9 horsepower
gasoline engine. Address postofficc
box IT'S. If
FOR SALE:-Black Minorcas ro-
osters. Last years stock. Address
Ernst Dairy. If.
FOR SALE or TRADE Bargain,
800 acres, good soil, fenced, is
rifles from Deming. p o. Box $780,
Fl Paso, Texas. 22-p
FOR SALE:-Your bargain. MUS
sell at once 40, so. or 100 acres
Best deep, black, level land. Or
Borderland Route, in the pretty
Plainview neighborhood. See a
once. W. A. Ramsey, Deming, 2f
FOR SALE:-Baled native hay
Enquire Thos. Searle, two miles ives
Of Hondale. #
FOR SALE:-S0 acres decided land
Close 10 Deming. $500 per acr,
also l6O-acre REIMBURSEMENT, fence,
and % acres in cultivation. $4,000
Address 2l0 West Nevada street
Ontario, California. 23-I
FOR SALE:--2l2-inch Studebake
wagon, nearly new, one piece l6-inc
black perforated casing. S.
Boyd, at Ruebush and Mcasday'
Livery. t
FOR SALE Siberian Barb see
wheat. $500 per cwt. This variet
OF wheat is quoted at $500 in
Paso. Address l.. L. Gaskill.
FOR SALE:-One young full bloc
Duroc SOW and two pigs. Fine stu,
One Campbell sub surface packe
one 2-h. p. engine, and jack. $500
Used two months. Farming impl
ments. W. b. Brack.
FOR SALE Gentle 90O-poul
mare. Good buggy and harness. So
II taken soon. See Bruner at Ste
son store. pa
FOR SALE or TRADE:-Underwo,
typewriter, Almost new, late
model, or will trade for good bug,
horse. Box 1872.
FOR SALE :-Fuller-Johnso fan
pump engine. Good condition. 81
{. X. Stevenson.
FOR SALE:-Anyone wishing stra,
berry plants, can furnish them
$3.50 per 1000. Smaller lots in pr
portion plus ten per cent. They q
accIlmated plants. Asparagus, 81.
per 1000. Smaller lots the same
above. Address Box 81, or pho
zig. %.
FOR SALE or TRADE LOO az
REIMBURSEMENT near Hondale. WI
have you3 Box 534, Deming IT, l.
FOR SALE:-Well drill St. Lot
No. ,. 5OO-feet capacity. $275.l
Address Boon Cathey, Ysleta, Tex,
Deming graphic. (Deming, N.M.) 1903-1948, 1914-01-30

FOR sALEi-Choics crap, vines Box 6sS
Dcming. ~
Deming graphic. (Deming, N.M.) 1903-1948, 1914-01-30

FOR SALE or TRADE Dem
ing property Denver suburban bunga-
low and two lots, two lots in Colum.
mus, n. NJ, and 16O-acre desert
claim near Deming. G. G. Crichet,
Deming. esp.
Deming graphic. (Deming, N.M.) 1903-1948, 1914-01-30

FOR SALE-l0- and 20-acre tracts
plenty Of water; strong soil; easy
terms to actual settlers. Wright
Shaw, Deming. lift
Deming graphic. (Deming, N.M.) 1903-1948, 1914-01-30

FOR SALE:-640- acre relinQuish-
ment, choicest location. Large well,
pumping plant, etc. An absolute
bargain. Address X, Graphic. IT,.
Deming graphic. (Deming, N.M.) 1903-1948, 1914-01-30

FOR SALE--Complete pumping plant
ready to run, No. 2l2 American cen
rrifugal pump and 9 horsepower
gasoline engine. Address postofficc
box It's. #
Deming graphic. (Deming, N.M.) 1903-1948, 1914-01-30

FOR SALE:-60 or so acres. Sl2
miles south, water 81 feet. Best
soil. Just off the old grade road.
No better tract in the valley. Box
535 or ask the GRAPHIC. it'd,
The Olneyville times. (Olneyville [Providence, R.I.]) 1887-1917, 1914-06-12
TOWN COUNCIL.

The members were engaged by the
clerk. The record Of the last meeting
was read and approved.
The bond Of the town treasurer was FIX
ed at fio, and Warren A. Howard,
George c. Clpp and Henry X. Luther
were accepted as surely.
The bond Of the town clerk was fixed al
$500 and George e. Clapp was accepted
as surety.
The two bills from the General Treas
urer, one for the "Clayviile Brook Bridge
and one for the Cranberry Brook Bridge
on the Plainfeld Pike are again continued
to the next regular meeting and John w.
Bowen was appointed a committee to con-
fer with the State Board Of Public Roads
in regard to the bills. The bill OF Josie
Hopkins, for care Of Mrs. Benjamin Cilly
was continued to the next meeting.
The following bills were allowed and
ordered paid: $3.50 to Walter K. Sim
mons for services as Town Sergeant;
Sr3. 50 to Z. H. McCurdy, NJ. D., for pro-
fessional services; $50 90 to Ernest L.
Luther for salary as Overseer Of Poor and
Superintendent Of the Asylum; $500 to
varnum Steere for burial OF Levi j.. New.
ton, a soldier;sf43 81 to BENJAMIN G.
Eddy, Fire Warden, for FIRE fighters,
$3.50 to James w Hsyheld for listing
a., dogs; s. 80 to Arthur A. Sherman for
removing snow; $I.8 to Providence Tele.
phone Co.; tas.oo to George L. Hopkins
for canvassing voting lists and salary a.
councilman; S,i.oo to John w. Bowen
for eanvassing voting lis,s and yearly
salary ss councilman; e3r.oo to Harris A.
Hammond for esnvassins voting lists and
yearly salary ss couneilmsn; e3I.oo To
Warren A. Howsr for convassins voting
lists and yearly salary u councilman
Car 90 to Charles B. Cole for csnvsssius
voting lists and yearly salary 40 council
man; srse 70 for labor on the roads;
sa.oo to Daniel H.Tewgood for removing
snow.
The next meeting Of the Town Council
win be the 9Th day Of JsIy, 1914 st
o'clock ?. -.
The Olneyville times. (Olneyville [Providence, R.I.]) 1887-1917, 1914-06-12

Business at the mill 10 on the gain.
The cisyviile school closes this week.
Mrs. Julia Clark 10 confined to her home
by illness.
A lot Of Clayville people went to the
circus yesterday.
Mrs. John Rounds is recovering from an
attack Of gastritis.
Lafayette Lodge held a regular meeting
on Tuesday evening.
J.C. Worden, Jr, ofheisted ct the serv-
ice at the Clayville Church last Sunday.
Hamilton Lodge conferred the third
rank on one candidate last Saturday even
Ing.
Town Clerk Remington will be at the
Clayville store on June a4th from II'ae
to I2:7o
The Howard Hills will play the Wash
inRton Village team on Sunday at Yellow
Pine Grove.
The Olneyville times. (Olneyville [Providence, R.I.]) 1887-1917, 1914-06-12

N, T. Reynolds visited North Foster on
"wednesday with prospective farm buyer
direct from Switzerland.
Miss Grace Atwood with her sister. Lels
Atwood Of Chopmist avenue, have just re-
turned from visit with relatives In New
Bedford and Taunton.
Invitations have been received to the
as,h wedding anniversary Of Mr.. and Mrs
Philip shippee to be held at their home
In North seituate village on the evening
Of June 18th.
The Olneyville times. (Olneyville [Providence, R.I.]) 1887-1917, 1914-06-12

All kinds Of society printing done at tn
rIMKs Office, Olneyville Square. GU
prices are reasonable.
The Olneyville times. (Olneyville [Providence, R.I.]) 1887-1917, 1914-06-12
ROcKLAND.

The Rockland Mill Is getting buster.
F. H. Steere Of olneyville, was in town
on Monday.
The Rocklsnd and Ponegansett schools
close this week.
Rev. G. B. Cutler preached at the Chris.
tisn Church last Sunday.
There are rumors in regard to the early
re-opening Of the Pouegansett Mill.
Next Sunday will be observed as Cbil
dren's Day at the Christian Church
Commodore Perry Council will hold I
dance in Red Mill Hall on the evening o
July 3rd.
Quite number from here went to tn,
Strawberry supper at Foster Centre las
Saturday evening.
Mrs Gertrude Barnard of Hamilton
who has been visiting relatives here, hs
returned to her home.
Everett Angel. who has been i'll at tn,
home of his grandfather, George T
Angel, Is much better.
An entertainment was held at the Re-
Mill Hall last Saturday evening for tn
benefit Of the Clayville Church.
The Woman's Relief Corps Of James c
Nichols Post gave a supper and entertain
ment in the Post Hall, Saturday evening
The Rockland Band furnished music q
the supper and entertainment at the Towl
House, Foster Centre last Saturday even
ing.
The Olneyville times. (Olneyville [Providence, R.I.]) 1887-1917, 1914-06-12
TOWN OF SCITUATE
Tax
Assessors Notice
1914

WHEREAS, The Electors Of the Town
Of Scituate, qualified to vote on a
proposition to impose a tax, at a Town
Meeting, duly notified, holden in the Town
o! Scituate, County Of Providence and
State Of Rhode Island, on June Ist, A. ID
IoI4, ordered that a tax be levied on the
ratable real estate and tangible personal
property OF this town at the rate OF one
dollar Isl oo) on each one hundred dollars
of the value thereof, and on the ralable
intangible personal property at the rate
OF forty cents on each one hundred dollars
(SIoo) Of the value thereof, 10 be assessed
and apportioned as Of the 9th day Of July,
A. ID. 1914, at a O'Clock in the afternoon.
Now. Therefore, Notice Is Here
by Given
That In accordance with said order and
in conformity with the law in relation tc
the assessment Of taxes, every person,
co.partnership and body corporate liable tc
taxation Is required to bring in to tht
Assessors q true and exact account OF all
his or their ratable estate, describing and
Specifying the value Of every parcel Of bis
or their real and personal estate.
All persons who are required to return
accounts to the assessors in order TO be
entitled to exemption from taxation
wholly or in part under the law, including
soldiers and sailors Of the War OF the
Rebellion and their wives and widows,
are required TO render annually TO the as
SCISSORS said account in order to be entitled
to the exemption prescribed by law.
For the purpose Of receiving such &C
counts the Board OF Assessors will be in
session In the Town Council Chamber, in
said Town Of Scituate, on Monday, July
eth, Tuesday, July 9TH. and wednesday,
July S,h, 1914, from 2 o'clock =. N. until
4 O'Clock r. M. on each day.
G>~~vsi Lawn Of Rhode Islsnd. Chapter
%. section 2. EVERY person bringing In
ANY such account shall make oath before
some one otthe assessors that the account
his knowledge and belief, q true and full
account and valuation of all his ratable
estate; and whoever neglects or refuses 70
bring In such account, ~ overtared. shall
have no remedy therefor"
All rstabie real and personal estate
will be taxed to the persons, co-partner-
hold the same st o'clock in the afternoon
on said 9th day Of July, A. ID. 1914.
Blanks for accounts will be furnished at
the Office OF the Town CLERK, or will be
mailed upoCrequest
Every account should be fully filed In
and then presented and sworn to before
one Of the assessors.
Requests for blanks by mail should
state whether the account 10 TO be rendered
by an individual, . corporation, . co.
partnership. Q veteran or his widow, q
trustee, an administrator, executor or
guardian.
BENJAMIN WILBUR,
PHILIP SfIIPPEE,
FRED A. REMINGTON,
Assessors Of Taxes.
Seituate, z. I June ,rd, 1914
The Olneyville times. (Olneyville [Providence, R.I.]) 1887-1917, 1914-06-12

Fred Jacques has q new Ford touring
car.
The local real estate market is very
quiet.
The Scituste Board of Assessors meet
on July 9th.
The Scituate Town Council met yestsr.
day afternoon.
Mex, Thursday evening will be "Chil'
dren's Night" at South Seituate Grange
Laurel Lodge held a we'll attended sup
per and entertainment last Saturday even
ing.
South Scituate was well represented q
Barnum & Bailey's Circus in Providence
on Thursday.
Emp'oyes of the city Of Providence are
still bnsy with the records at the Town
Clerks Office
A number from here attended the sup
per and entertainment at Foster Centre
last Saturday evening.
Warner Turple Of the Pentecostal Insti'
tute, officiated at the service at the Bate,
Meeting House on Sunday.
Married in Scituate, June 10th by Rev
Fenner Jacques, Arthur B. Cole and Mar,
]. Reynolds, both Of Cranston.
The pupils in music of Miss Hunt o.
this place, gave a recital at the Baptist
Church, North Scituste last evening.
In the TIMEs last week, it is stated ths
an appropriation OF fIso each was made
for the members Of the Board Of Assessors
This should have read $50. each.
The Olneyville times. (Olneyville [Providence, R.I.]) 1887-1917, 1914-06-12

In Providence, nearly everyone buys
their clothing at Barnaby's.
The Olneyville times. (Olneyville [Providence, R.I.]) 1887-1917, 1914-06-12
PROBATE COURT

The first and final account Of Nancy
Munyon, administrators Of the estate oI
William Spears was allowed and an order
of distribution granted.
The first and final account Of Ellen K.
Edwards, guardian Of the person and estate
Of Elizabeth J.. Hoffman was examined and
allowed.
An inventory Of the personal estate O.
James NJ. Hopkins, amounting to S6,.6e
was received and ordered recorded.
A petition for the appointment Of 6
guardian of the person and estate Of Henr,
F. Simmons, an adult, was received ant
notice ordered,
An instrument in writing. purporting te
be the last will and testament Of HANNAH
Sanders was proved and Lillis Soule
named in the will was confirmed as tesla
trix, bond $500 to pay debts and funers
charges, Nancy Munyon was accepted Al
surety, Nancy Mupyon was accepted a
her agent in this state,
The Olneyville times. (Olneyville [Providence, R.I.]) 1887-1917, 1914-06-12
FOSTER CENTRE.

Town CLERK Howard was In Provi.
dence on Wednesday.
Schools close June 75th. Graduation
exercises at the Town Hall on Friday
afternoon, June 76th.
Thanks are extended to Mr. and Mrs.
Martin T. Brown also the Rockland Band,
who took a prominent part in the enter.
tainment at the Town Hall last Saturday
evening. Much credit is due them for the
success of he'affair. The proceeds, which
is about 500. is for the benefit Of the
Christian Church.
The Olneyville times. (Olneyville [Providence, R.I.]) 1887-1917, 1914-06-12

The regular meeting Of the Probate
Court and Town Council was held las,
Saturday afternoon at the town clerks
Office with the members all present.
The Olneyville times. (Olneyville [Providence, R.I.]) 1887-1917, 1914-06-12

sei,uate, z. I, June ,rd. 1914
The Olneyville times. (Olneyville [Providence, R.I.]) 1887-1917, 1914-06-12
On He piunitY.

"My dear Reginald. now that you
have left college You must really begin
nj once looking for some sort of EN-.
ployment"
But don't you think, mother. II
would be more dignlfied 10 wait till
the offers begin coming inp"-iife.
The Olneyville times. (Olneyville [Providence, R.I.]) 1887-1917, 1914-06-12
Tho Retort Courteous.

/ Professor Bates was quizzing a stu
dent named Pond. who seemed 20
know nothing Of the subject in hand.
"Are there no fish In this pond this
morningr' he exclaimed at length.
Yes, professor" replied the student
but the Bates no good"
The day book. [volume] (Chicago, Ill.) 1911-1917, 1914-03-03
QUITE IN ORDER

Even the old professor, wrapped up
as he was in matters not pertaining
to this earth, could not help thinking
that something was amiss.
Descending the staircase, he way
laid a grirny-looking individual with
various implements in his hands.
who are your" he asked.
Plumber, guv'nor."
Are you working here?"
Eyes, sir. Little job of bust pipe"
'Is it possible that you make mis-
takes in your work, my good MANI"
mo, guv'nor; bin at it a year."
81 suppose it is all right then"
sighed the professor. "Only imagin-
ed you might have made a mistake,
as the chandelier in the drawing
ingroom is spraying like fountain,
and the bathroom tap is on fire!"
The day book. [volume] (Chicago, Ill.) 1911-1917, 1914-03-03
MIXED FEELINGS

Bill had made New Years resolu-
ton. He determined to try to get on
better with the foreman, who was a
bully and very unpopular. His wife
had urged him to take this step. She
thought it might materialize into a
raise in his wages.
AS Bill walked toward the works
across the common he heard groans
issuing from the bottom of disused
quarry. Looking over the edge, he
beheld man clinging to a plant
about six feet from the edge.
Bill had not been to the movies
once a week for two years for moth
ing, and, with the help of his muffler
and a pair of braces, soon got the
man out. To his surprise, he recog-
nized the foreman.
why, Bill" exclaimed that wor-
thy, you have saved my life! Tell
me what l can do for you! Just say
the word, and it shall be done"
BEST thing you can do is to say
nothing about it. mumbled Bill.
ooh, don't be so modesto"
tits not modest" said Bill. eff the
other fellows knew I'd pulled you out
of that place they'd jolly well kill
me"
The day book. [volume] (Chicago, Ill.) 1911-1917, 1914-03-03
HER HAIR ON CROOKED

Clarice-Oh, my dear, you would
disgrace yourself if you went out on
the street the way you are.
Cerise-Why, what's the matter?
You can't see through this dress, it
has no slit in it and my waist is cut
higher than the latest fashion.
Clarice but your left ear is
positively naked.
| -O-O
NOW THEY DON'T SPEAK
The discussion between the two
4 friends had become heated.
| 'But any donkey can see that" re-
i marked one of them.
That's where you have the adj
vantage" was the others polite re-
| joinder.
HIS FLAVOR
+ John (miIking the cow)-Have a
drink, Buddie? Buddie, 4 watch
hing foaming milk in the bucket)-i
Yes, but l want strawberry flavor.