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Pettihons News.

Pettibone, N. D., Feb. 16.-To The
Forum: Mrs. Frank Ennis came home
from Bismarck, where she has been
spending the winter.
F. S. Adams Of Marstonmoor was a
passenger to Jamestown Wednesday,.
The Valentine party at A. w. Adams
was we'll attended, about twenty-five
being present. The evening was spent
playing various games and luncheon
was served at midnight. All present
report a most enjoyable time. Red
hearts were the decorations, they be-
ing strung trough the rooms and a,
porter of hearts between the double
doors.
Walt Higgins of Medina attended
the Valentine party at A. w. Adams.
The dance at MI. Morris Thursday
evening was poorly attended. Happy"
Gusts was the lucky one to draw the
beautiful hand crocheted bedspread.
The weather stays fairly good most
Of the time. The winter has certain
ly been hard to beat.
Miss Marjorie McCumber is improv-
ing quite rapidly at the present writ
Mrs. Paulson, who was called to
Valley City by the illness Of her
daughter, Hattie, returned home Sat-
urday, bringing Hattie with her.
Mrs. DIR. Swartout of Malta, Mont,
arrived here Thursday for a visit with
her sister, Mrs. Fogleman.
Owing to the good weather this win
ter the country children nave been able
to attend school most Of the time.
The creamery is doing a good bust
ness for this time of the year., and the
butter maker, Theodore Lettering, is
with the good butter. Cor. P.
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FARMERS SCHOOL
A GREAT SUCCESS

Williston, N. D., Feb. 17.-By far the
most successful farmers school ever
held in this section was concluded
here last Saturday afternoon. The ag-
%ricultural short course extending over
five days was arranged by Field Agent
E.. w. Hall as a climax to the first sea-
community. From fifty to seventy Gag
ed into the discussions, spreading the
contagion of the ideas of cooperation
and Improvement. The speakers from
a distance were: D. E. Willard Of st.
Paul, J. C. Hoke Of the better farming
department of the A. c.; A. W. Peck,
field agent of Ward county; b. II.
Critchfeld of the state stallion board,
and e. J. Eastgate, a Larimore farm
err, Field Agent e. w. Hall, e. j.
Schollan6er, director Of the Williston
State Experiment farm, and u. L. Bur-
dick, as farmer and stock man. aided
In the discussions.
One of the pleasant features Of the
week vas the general meeting of farm
ers and town people help Friday eve
Ming F. P. Bergman, president Of the
commercial club; E. W. Hall, better
farming expert: ex-Mayor J.. w, Jack
son; Station Director e. G.. Scholand-
err; w. &c Rawson, formerly president
OF the commercial club; G. Ellithorpe.
secretary Of the club; and Farmers u.
L. Burdick. w. w. Keltner and Chris
Arnt contributed to the. discussions,
after which the men from the country
were taken to lunch by a delegation of
the commercial club.
The Fargo forum and daily republican. [volume] (Fargo, N.D.) 1894-1957, 1914-02-17
HENKE PETITION
IS FOUND LEGAL

Mandan, N. D., Feb. 17.-The Man
dan city commission will, on Thursday
night, fix the date for the recall cleo
ton, affecting the right of Pres. II. L.
Henke to retain his position as head Of
the municipal government.
City Auditor Connolly, who has in
vestigated the legality Of the petition
filed against Henke, has declared it
complies with the law, there being
1872 signers. while; only 173 are neces-
sary. 80.
The recall election bids fair to be-
one of the hottest fought elections of
its kind ever held in the state. Henke
is charged with seven specific counts
most important of which is that Of
realizing profits through the sale OF
coal to the city, while the contract for
supplying the city with fuel eva held
by another dealer. Also, unfitness for
office, Is charged against MT. Henke. !
T. G. G. Kennedy, who makes thel
fight on Henke in the recall electionA
was defeated by Henke in the original
election by q margin OF only thres on
four votes. -Four days after Henke
assumed Office, recall petitions ap+
peared. On the first instance, the PEI
tition against Henke was declared in-s
sufficient to warrant calling on elec+
ton. ',
The Fargo forum and daily republican. [volume] (Fargo, N.D.) 1894-1957, 1914-02-17
FLAMES DESTROY
ARDOCH SCHOOL

Ardoch, N. D., Feb. 17.-Tha Ardoch
high school was totally destroyed by,
fire. the loss being estimated at $1,000,
Of which $4,000 is covered by insur-
ance.
The firemen were unable to cope
with the flames, owing to the freezing
of the water in the hose. It was nec-
essary to force the water through a
hose line two blocks long by means Of
hand pumps, and the pressure was
not great enough to prevent freezing
in the low temperature which pre-
vailed.
An overheated furnace pipe which
ignited the woodwork of the second,
floor. was responsible for. the blaze.
1t was discovered almost at once by a.
number of pupils who were lunching
in the building, and but for the freez-
ing Of the water the fire department.
would have had no trouble in extin-
gushing the fire.
The building, which was a five-story
brick structure, containing five class
rooms, was entirely destroyed.
Arrangements have been made by
which classes may be held for the.
present in a number of the lodge
halls of the city. and work will be,
resumed Tuesday
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UNITED STATES
SLANG EXPLAINED.

To guide the British playgoer
through the maZes of the argot of Am
erican crime in Within the Law" this
glossary is printed in the playful at
the Haymarket in London:
Crooks-Criminals.
Make a GetaWay-Clear out.
A Stretch-Term Of imprisonment.
Good Night Nurse-It's all over.
Lifted a Leather-Stole a policeman's
wallet.
Dip-A pickpocket.
Bull-Policeman or detective.
Copped the Copper's Kale-Stole the
police officers money.
Handing it to Him--Giving them a
difficult sob to handle.
Shoot-Out with it.
Got a Big Pull-Has a lot OF in
Trip Up the Rlver-Up the Hudson
river to Sing Sing prison.
Beat It-Gct out.
Throw a Scare-Frighten.
Nothing on Us-Nothing against us.
Stir-Prison.
Railroaded-Sent to Jail in a hurry
without a fair hearing.
Do You Get Me?-Do you understand
what / mean.
Pipe, Tea stuR-Watch the way I
how a. lady presides over the
tea.
The Goods-The real thing.
Pipe Her Out-Find out what she lie
after.
Squab-1nnocent young girl.
Solid Iyory-No brains.
Pipe the Lid-Dtd you notice the
hat.
In the. Tombs-The city prison OF
New York.
Dame-A woman
Frame Up-A put up job or trap.
Can That Stuf-Stop that talk.
Get Down to Cases-Get down to
facts.
Sprung Inside of an Hour-Got bail
in less than an hour.
Blow the Joint-Cleared out from
his haunts.
Stif-A fathead.
Come Through-Explain it all.
Made a Holler-Greated a stir.
C~ooler-PriSon cell.
A Frail-A girl.
Con Game-Conhdence trick.
Highball-Whisky and soda.
Pulled It Of-Did the trick.
Break You-Have you discharged
Stool Pigeon-Informer or police de-
Tip Her on-Let her understand
Fell for It-Believed it.
Cracked Ice From Tiffany's-Dia-
monds.
The Bulls Are wise-The police
know all about 1T.
I'm OH see what you mean.
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6O~Gom8 Box Free
TO Men and Women


pei that down and out" feeling-fll
you full of ambition and energy-make
your winter of life" seem like spring.
Don't be gloomy, dull-brained or lazy,
or lacking in backbone for business.
keilogg's sanitone Waters will invig-
life. Don't drift with the tide of
wearied. care-worn humanity, when
these waters have saved so many
wrecks" No matter what started
your nervous breakdown-loss Of sleep,
overwork or other causes-Ke llogg's
Sanitone Waters will revitalize and
revive you SO you'll get all that's worth
having out of life.
Send your name and address today
with six cents in stamps to help pay
postage n packing for a free soc
trial box of Kellogg's Sanitone Waters,
to F. J. Kellogg Co., 24o6 Hoffmaster
Block, Battle Creek, Michigan.
The regular, $500 size Of Kellogg's
Sanitone Waters is for sale in Fargo
at Fout & Porterfield's.
No free boxes from druggists.
80 -Advf
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His RUPTURE

I was badly ruptured while lifting a
trunk several years ago.. Doctors said
Trusses did me no good. Finally I got
hold of something that quickly and
completely cured me-. Years have pass
ed and the rupture has never returned,
although I am doing hard work as a
carpenter. There was no operation, no
lost time, no trouble. I have nothing
to SELL, but will give full information
about how you nay find a complete
me. Eugene M. Pullen, Carpenter, 1910
Marcellus Avenue, Manasquan, ". J.
Better cut out this notice and show it
to any others who are ruptured-you
may save a life or at least stop the
misery of rupture and the worry and
danger of an operation. -Advt.
The Fargo forum and daily republican. [volume] (Fargo, N.D.) 1894-1957, 1914-02-17
WORD HICKORY
MEANS QUALITY

A trade-mark-when you come to
think Of it's mighty interesting.
Large sums Of money are frequently
paid for a trademark. Sometimes
years are spent in producing a trade
mark which is distinctive and peculiar
to the business it represents. Even by
employing the most brilliant brains,
firms are sometimes unable to hit upon
the particular. unique, attractive de-
sign to convey just the proper mean
ing as a trademark. But when a firm
does decide upon a certain mark to
place upon its products, this trade
mark Is very highly thought Offs
guarded jealously-laws ever have
enacted to protect the owner.
We have in mind now a firm-the
Kelley-How-Thomson Co., Duluth,
MINI. This company has adopted a,
trade mark which just suits it. And
the company thinks SO much Of this
trademark that it will not permit any
but the very best dealers to handle
its goods, nor any but the very best
goods to bear the trademark.
Perhaps the reader may have seen
this mark. Here>is a picture OF it:
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l.d.AZa

The word Hickory" and for quail
ity. There is a tag used in connec-
ton with this mark which says that
anything not found entirely satisfac-
tory may be replaced. Now this means
a good. deal to buyers, and farmers,
especially, who are at a considerable
distance usually from the marketing
place. 1t must be a comfort to them
to know that goods so trade-marked
are worthy Of entire confidence and
will accomplish all that is claimed
for them.
The Observation-Disclosures Co., Du-
luth, Mimi, sell a number Of things
through high-class dealers, and each
article bears the Hickory trade
mark Of quality.
There's "Hickory'' Paint. 1t is
guaranteed to spread easily and read
lily. to fill the pores of the wood thor
oughly: and to have great durability.
Hickory" horse collars. The trade
fit correctly; that they do not cause
sores; that they even cure those caused
by ill-f1tting collars; that they are we'll
made and long lived.
Hickory" tools. Each bears the
trade mark guaranteeing that the tool
Is so well made n satisfactory that
the dealer Is authorized to replace n
that should prove otherwise.
L1AChOIS SLORSB nave an exclusive
draft principle and fire box construc-
ton which makes them economical, etc.
The trade mark Is a guarantee that
these claims are true
And SO it is all down through the list
of Observation-Disclosures Co. products.
The hickory" trade mark Is a pro-
lection to buyers. They can feel sure
Of getting a square deal"
This company looks after the inter-
ests of It's patrons SO we'll through the
use Of the Hickory" trade mark that
up into a regular, large sized sign for
the Hickory" dealers to put up in
front Of their stores-to show buyers
at a glance where Hickory" guaran-
teed goods are sold.
Thus it can be easily understood why
trade marks are SO valuable. They
play a very important part in the buy
ing and selling world. Just notice, the
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IN FIVE MINUTES! TIME IT! nc
INDIGESTION, GAS, SOUR
NESS, BELCHtNG,

Really does put bad stomachs in
order-"really does overcome indiges-
ton, dyspepsia, gas, heartburn and
sourness in five ADMINISTRATIONS
that-makes Pape's Diapepsin the
largest selling stomach regulator in
the world. II what you eat ferments
into stubborn Jumps. you belch gas
and eructate sour, u~ndigested food and
acid; head is dizzy and aches: breath
foul; tongue coated; your insides filled
with bile and indigestible waste, re-
The Fargo forum and daily republican. [volume] (Fargo, N.D.) 1894-1957, 1914-02-17
OUCH! BACkACHE,
RUB LANE BACK
RUB PAIN AWAY WITH A SMALL
TRIAL BOTTLE OF OLD
"ST, JACOBS OIL,

= When your back Is sore and lame.
or lumbago. sciatica or rheumatism
has you stiffened up. don't suffer! Get
a, small trial bottle of old, honest est.
Jacobs Oil" at any drug store, pour a
little in your hand and rub it on your
back, and by the time you count fifty,
Don't stay crippled! This soothing,
penetrating Oil needs to be used only
once. It takes the ache and pain right
out and ends the misery. 1t is magical,
yet absolutely harmless and doesn't
burn or discolor the skin. ..
Nothing else stops iumbago, ~sciatica
and lame back misery so promptly and
surely. It never disappoints!-Advt.
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testimonial" Mrs. LAWRENCE MAR
TIN, IL King St. Westbrook, Maine.
Mansion, Wis. AT the Change Of
Life I suffered with pains in my back
and loins until ! could not stand. ] also
had ni~ght-sweats so that the sheets
would be wet. ] tried other medicine
but got no relief. After taking one bot
tie of Lydia E. Pinkham's Vegetable
Compound 1 began to improve and ]
continued its use for six months. The
pains left me, the n~ight-sweats and hot
flashes grew less, and in one year I was
a different woman. I know I have to
thank you for my continued good health
ever since Mrs. III. J. BRowNELL,
Mansion, Wis.
The SUCCESS Of Lydia e. Pinkham's
Vegetable Compound, made from roots
and herbs, is unparalleled in such cases.
IT you want special advice write to
Lydia e. Pinkham Medicine Co. Conf
dential) Lynn, Mass. Your letter win
be opened, read and answered by O
woman, and held in strict condolences
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Gums Are Health 6aromet.rs.

London Globe: Two drops of cam
phor on your tooth brush will give
your mouth the freshest. ~cleanest feel
ing imaginable. will make your gums
rosy and absolutely prevent anything
like cold sores or affections of yoIr
tongue.
The gums, by the way, are barome-
ters OF your condition. If they are
clear, bright red, we are in good
health. while If your blood is thin and
wanting in the mysterious red COR
puscles that make us healthy, the
gums will be pale pink. or if we are
in a very bad way indeed. and much
in need Of a course OF dialyzed iron.
they will be almost white.
The Fargo forum and daily republican. [volume] (Fargo, N.D.) 1894-1957, 1914-02-17
STARBUCK OUT FOR
REGISTER OF DEEDS

Washburn, N. D., Feb. i'll. H.
S%tarbuck, a local ~abstractor who
started in the county campaign as a
republican candidate for clerk of
court, is now announced as a candi-
date for register of deeds against A.
S.. Reitan, the present incumbent who
is serving his first term. There are
more candidates for Office this time
than aver in the history Of the county,
and the campaign promises to be holly
contested.
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Methodist Minister Recommends
Chamberlain Cough Remedy.

Rev. James A. Lewis, Milaca, Mimi,
writes: "Chamberlain's Cough Remedy
has been a needed and welcome guest
in our home for a number of years. I
highly recommend 1t to my fellows as
being a medicine worthy Of trial in
Give Chamberlain's Cough Remedy a
trial and we are confident you will
find it very effectual and continue to
use it as occasion requires. for years
to come, as many others have done.
For sale by ALI Dealers.-Advt.
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LEARY TO TESTIFY IN
BOWMAN ARSON TRIAL

Bismarck, N. D., Feb. 17.-Leonard
Leary who a week ago was committed
to the penitentiary for four years,
having confessed to having been paid
$50 to set fire to a meat market at
Bowman, has been taken back to
Bowman by Sheriff Barrett to testify
in the trial of four others implicated
in setting the fire. Matt Kirchner,
proprietor of the meat market is
among those accused.
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BUTTE TO VISIT
ALL HIS DISTRICT

New Rockford, N. D., Feb. 17.-For
the accommodations Of a large num-.
Der who desire to take out their Sec
ond papers, Judge Buttz has decided
to make an extra trip to every county
In the district during the latter part
of May. This will be done SO the
papers can be issued more than thirty
days prior to the primary election.
The Fargo forum and daily republican. [volume] (Fargo, N.D.) 1894-1957, 1914-02-17
cAYUGA FARMER HAS
FREAK ARTESIAN Well,

cayuga, N. D.. Feb. 1.-THE arte-
sian well On the U. E. Bergstrom farm
near here has settled down after he
ing on the rampage for five years. At
times It was practically clogged up by
SAND. Later it would become unusual
~ active and could scarcely be coma
trolied. At other times it would throw
u quantities of sand and be so mud
dX that it was unfit for use. Recent
~ after an unusually violent eruption,
me wafer cleared up and the well Isl
now giving the best service since II
was sunk. ~
The Fargo forum and daily republican. [volume] (Fargo, N.D.) 1894-1957, 1914-02-17
Mr.. OR mrs. DYSPEPTIC! GET YOUR
STOMACH RIGHT -PAPE'S DIAPEPSIN

member the momen Pape's D~iapepsin
comes in ontac with the stomach all
distress vanishes. It's truly astonis1-
ing-almost marvellous, and the JOY is
its harmlessness.
A large fifty-cent case of Pape's
Diapepsin will give you a hundred
dollars worth of satisfaction, or your
druggist hands you your money back.
It's worth it's weight in gold to men
and women who can't get their stom-
achs regulated. 1t belongs in YOUR
home-should always be kept handy in
case Of a sick, sour, upset stomach
during the day or at night. It's the
quickest. surest and most harmless
stomach doctor in the world.-Advt.
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The Best Cough Medicine.

Il have used Cnamberlain's Cough
Remedy ever since 1 have been keep
ing house." says L. c.. Hames, of Mar
bury, Ala. II consider it one Of the
best remedies I ever used. My chill
have all taken it and it works
like a charm. For colds and whooping
cough 1t is excellent" For sale by All
Dealers.-Advt.
The Fargo forum and daily republican. [volume] (Fargo, N.D.) 1894-1957, 1914-02-17
.HAZEN WILL HAVE
DAILY NAIL SERVICE

Hazen, n. D., Feb. 17.-Hazen will
have a daily mail service after April l.
After repeated efforts the citizens
have finally secured it. The present
service three times a, week is entirely
inadequate since the town has been
reached. by a railway and is Develop
ing sc rapidly.
The Fargo forum and daily republican. [volume] (Fargo, N.D.) 1894-1957, 1914-02-17
UNDERWOOD SCHOOL
BADLY DAMAGED

Underwood, N. D. Feb. 17.-Follow-
ing the big fire here which destroyed
about 100000 worth of property, the
local school building was damaged
about $1,000. The fire started in the!
west wing. The building was saved.
because the chemical engines had been
recharged after the recent big fire and
We're in fine shane
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Crystal News,

Crystal, N. D., Feb. 16.-To The
Forum: The members of the high
school gave a valentine party at the
high school rooms last Friday evening
and in spite of the fact that it was
FRIDAY the thirteenth', the party was
a grand success. The room, in which
most of the games were played, was
decorated with hearts of various sizes.
The evening was spent in and
music. "A delicious lunch was served
at 1870, after which the games were
resumed with renewed vigor. Shortly
after midnight h merry-makers de-
parted for their homes and all seem to
think that it was the best school party
they have ever attended.
Miss Gertrude Gull and Gertrude
Widme visited with friends at Hensel
over Sunday.
Misses Ruby Hahn and Edna Gilbert
We're visitors at Cavalier a few days
last week.
The Wide-awake society expected to
hold a meeting at the school Thursday
evening but were forced to postpone
it on account of unfaVorable weather.
They expect to meet again Monday
evening.
Miss Florence Nugent Of Cavalier is
visiting her sister Kathryn this week.
MISS JennIe MlHuer arrived from
Drayton Friday to spend the week end
at home.
Miss Caroline Reynolds went to Cav
alier last Wednesday to take the
teachers examinations.
Lynn Frazier and son Willis left
Tuesday for Alhambra, Cal. They ex-
pect to return in about a month, ac-
companied by Mrs. Frazier, who has
been there since the early part of the
winter visiting her parents, MT. and
Mrs. John Stafford. Cor. G.
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WOMEN FROM
IS to s. TESTIFY
To the Merit of Lydia e. Pink.
hams Vegetable Com
pound during Change
Of Life.
Westbrook, Ne. -"I was passing
through the Change Of Life and had

peAuS al my D3ck
and side and was SO
weak ] could hardly
do my homework.
I have taken Lydia
E. Pinkhsn's Vege-
table Compound and
it has done me d lot
of good. ! will re-
commend your med
icine to my friends
and give you permits
sion to publish my
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TIOGA FARMERS
AFTER A CREAMERY

Tioga, N. D., Feb. 17.-Efforts are
being made to establish farmers
creamery at this point, and a meeting
will be- held this week to discuss the
matter. There are 600 COWS in the
erritory,
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ELDRIDGE FARMERS
ORGANIZE A CLUB

Eldridge, N. D., Feb. 1.-THE farm
ers In this section have organized a
club which will meet twice a month.
George Lawrence Is president, and
Thos. Pendray, secretary.
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NEWS OF THE NORTHWEST
FARMERS INSTITUTES
FOR NORTH DAKOTA.

Cakes, Feb. II and IS,
Cogswel1, Feb. Is and 10. +
Stirum, Feb. 20.
Wyndmere, Feb. 81.
Walhalla, Feb. % and "a.
Toxic, Feb. 20 and "a.
Gllby, Feb. Is. - .. -
Hannaford. Feb. 81 and 2S.
Kathryn, Feb. 81 and %.
Ellendale, March 2 and 3.
Westhope, March 8.
Landa, March 4.
Souris, March S and 6.
Iona. March 8 and 10.
Fairdale, March 10, II and IL.
Lankin, March. IL and Is.
Hamilton, March II,
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WILL RESUME WORK ON
VALLEY CITY PLANT

Valley City. N. p. Feb. 17.-Pre-
paratiors for resurning wor1s of the
Valley City brick and tile plant are
under way. *. S Ransett. of Fingal.
one of the heavy stockholders Is i'm
the east having tests made OF the
clay.
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The Skin and Not Che Rlons.

Until recently it has been a gen.
orally accepted theory that eczema
was a disease Of the blood. Scien-
tiho Investigations have taught us
that eczema is positively a skin d.
sease and durable through the skin
alone. Meritol Eczema Remedy ia
applied directly to the diseased skin.
Do not delay trying Meritol Eszema
Remedy. Central Drug Store. &c
Broadway, Fargo. N. d. Local
Agency.-Advt.
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out for the "Hickory'' trade mark. 1t
means that the dealer is Of high class;
that he sells Hickory" products. The
hickory" trade mark stands for quail
ity.
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MORNING MuSING.

Scrape! scrape! scrape!
Each morning I have to shave,
And then with a tonic to coax the hair
The top Of my head I lave, .
And this is the song I spin
While giving the blade a shove:
why can't I be bald upon my chin
And have whiskers that grow
aooVe?" Boston Globe.