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New-York tribune. [volume] (New York [N.Y.]) 1866-1924, 1914-05-27
COURT CALENDARS
Cases will be called in order given below.
The meaning Of the line IL against.
FEDERAL COURTS.
oIRCUIr CoURT Or ArrEAIs.

DECISIONS,
-, Ynsn G Trust o)NYRys-Afirmed
- Steel COMIC RVS g APPROPRIATENESS
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Ilsth Street.
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COUNTY COURT.
Part fN-Clvil Calendar-ROY,
QUEENS COUNTY.
SUPREME COURT.

Trial Term--GARRETSoN. j.
CALENDAR IN PART l. 10 A. NJ.
Attention OF tho bar Is called to Rules
,. and OF the Calendar rules OF Trial
Term.
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NEW YORK COUNTY.
SUPREME COURT.

~. iou-iNGRAHAM, T. j.
WLArGHrLN. LAUGHliN' CLAhhb anu
Ns~rTT Lat p. IN.
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COUNTY COURT.

Trial Term-HUMPHREY. ].
calendar NJ IN q N
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REFEREES APPOINTED.

Causes TO be sent from Part 20 Parts H.
. Y VI. VII and VII for trial
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Special Term-GIBBS. J.
E;N-parte matters-MOTlONS.
Trial Term-GIBBS. J.
No day calendar.
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sURROCATE,S COVKT-sCH'
KINGS COUNTY.
SUPREME COURT.

CONTESTED WILL-Nora Crockett.
The Hays free press. [volume] (Hays, Kan.) 1908-1924, 1914-06-20
Methodist Notes,

Sunday mornings services will be
from 10 to IL. Rev. G. W. Stevens will
make a short address appropriate TO
Childrsn's day. In the evening Rev.
Hale will preach.
The young men and women members
OF the Sunday School classes taught by
Miss Keller, Prof. Sullivan and Mrs.
Wood, met at the church last Friday
evening and went in a body, lis strong,
to the city park On the creek where they
put in three hours in games which In.
troduced many new college stunts.
The young people divided into groups Of
about twenty each, took the name Of
some college and then each group in
contest got busy composing college
song, college yells and ''try outs" Of
physical strength. Before leaving,
cooling refreshments were served.
Don't forget the food sale at Grass
Store, Saturday afternoon. Get some
thing good for Sundays dinner.
Ethel Sites interesting class of boys
and girls picDiced on the creek Thurs
day afternoon.
Children. Day will be observed, be-
ginning promptly at ten O'Clock. A de-
!ightful program has been prepared by
Mrs. Hale assisted by Mrs. Van Cleave.
Prof. MalloY will sing.
The Epworth League meets at Z
o'clock.
The Hays free press. [volume] (Hays, Kan.) 1908-1924, 1914-06-20

A fine assortment of home made can
dies at the Bon Ton ice cream parlor.
Get metal cutting hand saw at
Winters. m9tf
FoR SALE-I have a good Binder for
sale. Inquire Of Mrs. Henry Beleke
or phone 608.
If you want a dandy good
team of Horses or Mules see me
before buying.---Aze1 F. Coch-
ran, Hays, Kansas.
If you want a dandy good
team Of Horses or Mules see me
before buying.---Azel F. Coch-
ran, Hays, Kansas.
A car load Of Koken's summer tonic
TO keep the scalp coo,l has just arrived
at the South Side Barber Shop. Come
and try it.
The Hays free press. [volume] (Hays, Kan.) 1908-1924, 1914-06-20
Horses and Mules for Sale.
AZEL F. COCHRAN,
Hays, Kansas.

Let Us figure your Lumber and Hard
ware Bills. Best Material at Lowest
Prices. Jones Lumber Co.. Yoce-
mento. j6tf
One-minute Washer at Winters.
Schiyer & Arnold received two new
Avery threshing machines, this week.
Remember hats cleaned and blockd
South Side Barber Shop.
Pure home made ice cream at the
Bou Ton Parlor and Tea room opposite
the depot in the Ryan building.
Fred Miller, wife and mother, Jonah
Mutton and Herman Oldham, OF Hays;
MeIchior Weilert and wife, and Frank
Staab and wife of Catherine, took
day, to look the country over little,
and visit with Karl and John WeIlert,
formerly of Catherine, who now oper-
ate fine farms in Ness County Karl
Weilert has 400 acres OF wheat that
will yield forty bushels to the acre,
while his brother has a large acreage
th 1t will produce quite as well. There
was fine rain there last Thursday night
which has awakened all vegetation and
caused it TO vegetate as it never vege-
{ .Ced before. Skeete says cit is land
of pure delight where angels love TO
dWell''-where every prospect pleases
and not even man is vile.
We understand the building boom in
HAYS will be on in earnest very soon.
While half dozen or more houses have
been built here the past year, the next
twelve months will probably witness all
previous building records surpassed by
large majority.
Mrs W. II Robinson of Lawrence,
stopped over in Hays last Saturday on
her return from business trip to Den
yer, and visited with friends.
Hays will soon have an abundant sup
ply Of excellent water flowing throu Oh
her mains, though we are a little short
at this time.
Miss Alice Freese left Monday night
for Chicago where she will take the
course in the Art Institute,
The Hays free press. [volume] (Hays, Kan.) 1908-1924, 1914-06-20
Notice to Contractors.

Sealed bids for the erection of a
nnmp house asd motor pit will be re-
ceiVed up to D. N. on the 18Th day Of
lime 1914. Each bid must be accom-
nanied with a certified check for 800 90
payable to the City Clerk The Mayor
and Council reserve the right to reject
anv and all bids. Plans and Epecidca-
tions are on file in this Office
Dated June II, 1914.
A. D. ROBINSON.
City Clerk.
The Hays free press. [volume] (Hays, Kan.) 1908-1924, 1914-06-20
Presbyterian Church Notes.

FT6SDXBSIJeu N1UTCu n QBSos
Sunday school 1000 a. m.
Preaching services IL 100 g. m. Sub
ject, Ruth, The Model Young Wo-
man"
Christian Endeavor 700 p. m
Evening service 500 o. N. Subject,
Cooperate Il"
Prayer meeting Wednesday 800 p. m
The Children's Day exercises we're
given last Sunday and were a credit TO
the children snd to the teachers who
prepared for the services.
The Hays free press. [volume] (Hays, Kan.) 1908-1924, 1914-06-20

90

At the Presbyterian Manse June 18th,
Mr.. VIM. R. Lashell and Miss G eorgine
E. Dite were united in ma rriage. The
happy couple hail from the vicinity of
BroWnelI. They were accompanied by
a brother, sister, Mr.. John Gross, a
brother-in-laW of the bride, and other
friends. Congratulations are extended
to the bride and groom.
The Hays free press. [volume] (Hays, Kan.) 1908-1924, 1914-06-20
St. Michael's Episcopal Church

St. Michaels Episcopal Church
Services, Sunday, June FL, 1914.
800 a. m. Holy Communion.
1920 a. N. Sunday school.
IL a. N. Holy communion and sermon.
8 p. m. Evening prayer and sermon.
A cordial invitation is extended to
the public to come and worship with
us.
Rev. FREDERICK THOMPSON, Phi. D.,
Rector.
The Hays free press. [volume] (Hays, Kan.) 1908-1924, 1914-06-20

At the South Side Air dome on Tues
day night Manager Freese invited
everybody TO come and see the Hays
Movies at the nominal price of q nickie
and whole families came. Although it
holds 700, every seat was taken and
many had to stand. Miss Burns, a
Normal student, sang couple of solos,
and Mr.. Freese explained the Hays
pictures as they anfoIded, calling after
ton to particular points the visitors
should watch for. Two other excel
lent reels of pictures were shown, and
over 700 passed out the gates in less
than three minutes. So popular has
his air dome proven at the cent
shows, many are urging that the regu-
lar price be made five cents admission
during the simmer.
Henry Meyer, ST.. was down from
WaKeeney this week.
The Ladies of the M. E. Society will
hold a food sale in Mr.. Grass store,
Saturday, June Goth. All home made
foods.
Professor L. ID. Wooster gave the
commencement address at Russell
Springs, in Logan county, last Friday
evening.
John Jacobs fell off a roof one day
IaSE week aQG WIS B6EiOuHly LlyuESus
He fell astride joist before striking
the ground.
Mr.. and Mcs. RE. Gowans Of Otta-
wa, Kansas, are visiting at the home
of Professor and Mrs, Geo. r. Tilford.
Mr. Gowans is Principal Of the Ottawa
high school and Mrs. GoEans is pri-
mary teacher In that city. Mrs. Cow
ans is q sister of Prof. Tilford.
DR.. Catudal of Plainville was here
Sunday shaking hands with old friendF.
He looks well and hearty.
Yellow corn by the load, ne. per Blu.
Jones Lumber Co., Yocemento. J6tf
Orders for cream puffs at the Bon
Ton ParIor In the Ryan building.
SherWin-W Williams paint at Winters.
We have 5-pIy Garden Hose for sale
at Il and II cents per foot.
M. HAFFAMIER & Son.
The Hays free press. [volume] (Hays, Kan.) 1908-1924, 1914-06-20
THE CHURCHES.
Rantist Church Notes.

Services Sunday as follows:
1000 a. N. Sunday school.
II 100 a. m. preaching.
7:20 p. m. B. Y. P. u. Children's
Day program.
Prayer meeting Wednesday night.
G. T. MCKEE. Pastor.
The Hays free press. [volume] (Hays, Kan.) 1908-1924, 1914-06-20
Bulls! Bulls! Bulls!

Both Hereford and Short-horns
for sale. AzeI F. Cochran,
Hays, Kansas.
Perfection cook stoves and ovens at
Winters. m9
The Hays free press. [volume] (Hays, Kan.) 1908-1924, 1914-06-20
Eve and Ear SURGEON

Dr. 81. jay Brown, the Salina eye
and ear specialist viii be at the Bruins
wick Hotel, Hays, Tuesday, July
7tb: Ellis. Wednesday, July 9Th;
Russell, Thursday, July 9th.
East Oregonian : E.O. (Pendleton, OR) 1888-current, 1914-12-22

NEW YORK. Dec. ia letter
from Robert Fulton to General VIII
liam Duane. March 1. 1914. telling
him Of torpedoes invented BIN capa-
BILE OF destroying any foreign inVad-
ers OF New York harbor. was sold
for .S2.5O at the auction sale OF the
library OF the late Adrian II. Joiine.
IL am happy to find you continue
the firm friend to torpedoes." Fulton
wrote. IAN infant art which requires
only support and practice to produce
n change In maritime affairs OF i'm
mense importance TO this country.
Expecting the enemy here. have
not been idle. ] have prepared nine
torpedoes, with locks that strike fire
by conclusion. and four with clock
work locks"
George ID. Smith was the buyer.
East Oregonian : E.O. (Pendleton, OR) 1888-current, 1914-12-22
Army Captain Drowned.

= aANN NNAA~AA~~A~
East Oregonian : E.O. (Pendleton, OR) 1888-current, 1914-12-22
GERMAN SPY TIPS
OFF SCHwAB PLAN,
SPOIIS CONTR ACT

WASHINGTON, Dec. 1s.-How
Charles NJ. Schwab lost a 100000
600 contract because of the activity
Of the German secret service is being
told at gatherings in which diplom-
atists here are prominent.
When Mr.. Schwab returned here
with a certified check for $4,000. 600
in his pocket, representing 10 per
cent deposit on an order from one OF
the allied powers for war materials
to be furnished by the Bethlehem
Steel corporation, he received an in
vitation from Secretary Bryan to Wis
1t him in Washington. Secretary
Bryan later issued statement that
Mr.. Schwab had decided not to at
tempt to fill the order.
Now 1t develops that while Mr..
East Oregonian : E.O. (Pendleton, OR) 1888-current, 1914-12-22
NOSE CL0GGED FROM
A COLD OR CATARRH
Apply Cream in Nostrils To
Open Up Air Passages.

All What relief Your clogged
nostrils open right up, the air pas
sages Of your head are clear and you
can breathe freely No more hawk
ing. snuffling, mucous discharge,
headache, dryness-no struggling for
breath at night, your cold or catarrh
Is gone.
Don't stay stuffed up, Get a small
bottle Of Ely's Cream Balm from your
druggist now. Apply a little Of this
fragrant. antiseptic cream in your
nostrils, let 1t penetrate through every
air passage Of the head; soothe and
heal the swollen, inflamed mucous
membrane, giving you instant relief.
Ely's Cream Balm is just what every
cold and catarrh sufferer has been
seeking. It's Just splendid
East Oregonian : E.O. (Pendleton, OR) 1888-current, 1914-12-22
Douglas Auditing Bill Defeated.

RosEBURG. Ore, Dec. 1s.-AIleg-
ing that the bill was exorbitant. the
county court refused the claim for
1915 submitted by W. r. Mckenzie &
Son for auditing the books Of Douglas
county. one reason advanced by the
court is the fact that the expects ne
glected to file a satisfactory report
In one office the experts claimed to
have found an apparent" shortage.
but no figures were mentioned.
East Oregonian : E.O. (Pendleton, OR) 1888-current, 1914-12-22
schwab was in London after having

schwab was in London after having
been the sole passenger permitted TO
land from the Olympic before the
liner landed the crew OF the sinking
dreadnaught Audacious. the inner
most secrets Of his negotiations rela-
tive to the gigantic contract for steel
products" not TO mention his move
ments. were an open book to the
German secret service. The result was
that when Mr.. Schwab landed In the
United States with the contract Mr..
Bryan had been the recipient OF a
formal protest from the German for
eign office apprislng the secretary
fully of the object OF Mr.. schwah',
visit and placing the moral response
bility on Washington to use It's good
offices with Mr. Schwab to persuade
him to cancel the contract. Mr.
Schwab is now making another visit
to England to return the $4,000. 900
check.
East Oregonian : E.O. (Pendleton, OR) 1888-current, 1914-12-22
0LD-TIME REMEDY
MAKES PURE BLOOD

Purify your blood by taking
Hoods Sarsaparilla. This medi-
cine has been and still is the people s
medicine because of its reliable
character and its wonderful success
in the treatment of the common dis
eases and ailments-serofula, ca
tarrh, rheumatism, dyspepsia, loss
of appetite, that tired feeling,
general debility.
Hoods Sarsaparilla has been
tested forty years. Get it today.
East Oregonian : E.O. (Pendleton, OR) 1888-current, 1914-12-22
Checks Cronn InstantIy.

You know Group is dangerous. And
you should also know the sense OF
security that comes from always hav-
ing Foley's Honey and Tar Com
pound in the house. It cuts the thick
mucous and clears away the phlegm.
stops the strangling cough and gives
easy breathing and quiet sleep. Take
II for coughs colds tickling throat,
hoarseness and for bronchial and la
9~ippe coughs. Contains no opiates.
Every user is a friend Sold every
where.-Adv.
East Oregonian : E.O. (Pendleton, OR) 1888-current, 1914-12-22
Forces Are Advancing

LONDON. Dec. 21-A combined
Servian and Montenegrin force was
reported continuing advances from
Vishegrad upon Serajevo, the capital
OF the Austrian province of Bosnia.
From Nish and Cettinje came word
that 1t was expected the invaders
would invest the city within a few
days
East Oregonian : E.O. (Pendleton, OR) 1888-current, 1914-12-22

SAN DIEGO. Dec 21.-Capt Fred
erick ]. Gerstner was drowned and
Captain L r. Muller was seriously
injured when an army aeroplane in
which they were flying fell in the
ocean near here.
East Oregonian : E.O. (Pendleton, OR) 1888-current, 1914-12-22
H~~~e~~~~~~~.>~
ELLENSBURG is
"a DEGREES BELOW

= ELLENsBURG, Wash, Dec.
H1s-With a temperature Of "a
= degrees below zero Ellensburg
' Is experiencing the coldest 4,
= weather in 10 years. The Yak .
= ina river is frozen at the intake
= Of the city power ditch, causing I
= further delay to the resumption I
= OF the hydro-electric plant ,
' which was put out Of commits I
= sion several days ago by ice I
= cakes breaking the turbines.
Arizona republican., 1914-07-24

Hire a little salesman at The Re- publican office. Want Ad will see more customers than you can,
Arizona republican., 1914-07-24
For Sale-Live Stock


 FOR SALE-Surrey, harness and horse, cheap. Box 5335. dm
 FOR SALE-very fine dairy COWS. Phone Rural 118J4, j'' 1T
Arizona republican., 1914-07-24
PUBLIC ACCOUNTANT

c. P. Lee. Successor to Lee &
 Plunkett, 3O9 National Bank of Ari- zona Building, Accounting. Auditing. Systematizing. Will open and Close Books of Account and make up Analy- tical statements and reports If
Arizona republican., 1914-07-24
For Sale or Exchange

,+-' ~r-
Arizona republican., 1914-07-24
CLASSIFIED.
 WANT ADVERTISING One Cent a Word.
Auctions

vSs~~SSNes~~<Sees~>rs~~s "srS~s>es><~es>rS<SSSeAN
 AUCTION SALE
 FRIDAY, July "A, 1914
 1 Mile South of Tempe and
 & Mile West Commencing at 1:30 P M. Sharp. Having decided to leave, I will sell my personal property at auction on the above date.
 10 Al DAIRY COWS, Durham, Hol- stein. Jersey; 10 calves, to 6 months old.
 4-YEAR-OL MARE, works single or double
 1 FARM WAGON, ? buggies, sets double work harness; household goods, dressers. beds, mattresses. springs, fireless cooker, and hundreds of other articles too numerous to mention.
 TERMS CASH
 ]. SINGLETON. Owner C. O. McMURTRY, Auctioneer 15 N. 1st Ave. Phone 661 C. A WHITFIELD. Clerk ak TAYLOR X BILHL Auction House
 REGULAR SALES Every Wednesday and Saturday If you want to sell your goods
 bring them to us TAYLOR & BIEHL AUCTIONEERS 47 WEST JEFFERSON ST.
 PHONE 1349. If
Arizona republican., 1914-07-24
A TEXAS EXCHANGE

A TEXAS EXCHANGE
 Between Houston and Galveston, two of Texas best towns, we have either ranches, dwelling properties, city lots. or business income property, to trade for Salt River Valley holdings. Call on MT. Stevens at office of
 DWIGHT B. HEARD
 Real Estate, Insurance & Loans,
 Cor. Central & Adams. dm
Arizona republican., 1914-07-24

f ONE VERY DESIRABLE 4-room
 furnished apartment. including screen room. in new house. 1929 East Adams St., one block from car line. Owner
 1927 East Adams st. Phone 8071. If
Arizona republican., 1914-07-24
For Rent-Store and Offices

escySIZy
 STORE ROOM FOR RENT. 243 E. Washington. Apply 715 E. Adams. S. Bland. Phone 2256. = dm
 FOR RENT---Business'. . locations; dividings, furnished and unfurnished: little ranches; ten city lots for rent, can put up tent or portable. See Johnston, IT West Adams; Phone 1l60, If
Wauwatosa news. [volume] (Wauwatosa, Wis.) 1900-1948, 1914-06-19
DAISY Fly KILLER gl.s.a
WILLING TO GIVE AWAY PAPA
Youthful Losiclan Met Appeal to His
Generosity With a Crushing
Answer.

mother was urging her little son
to be generous, specifically in the case
of a small comrade not we'll endowed
with worldly goods.
Il wish you'd give your little wagon
to Melville" she suggested. sl1e has
SO few toys and yoG have SD many"
n don't want To, mama / like
my little wagon. Why doesn't his
papa buy toys for him?"
He has no papa dear. That is
the reason why want you to be SO
particularly nice to him. 1t would be
no virtue in you to give him what
you don't want anyway. We should
always be careful to share what we
really prize. Now. as say. Melville
has no papa and"
We'll, why don't You give him pc
pa, them" was the youthful logicsaass
reply.
Wauwatosa news. [volume] (Wauwatosa, Wis.) 1900-1948, 1914-06-19
A Bare. Bare Man.

William II. Handy. short story
writer and novelist. is a great lover
OF folks and makes friends with all
sorts and conditions of men. One day
while on an outing In the ozarks he
got hill billy who was something
of character to accompany him on
fishing excursion in order to study the
type. The two men spent the day in
the woods together and returned to
camp old friends and then Mr.. Handy
learned that he was not the only one
on the expedition who had been study
ing his companion. AS they shook
hands in parting the hill billy said;
Il taken a likin' to yuh. but yuh
shore be the queerest man ever see.
I've noticed you all day, an yuh amt
took drink. yuh amt took a smoke
and yuh amt cussed onct! Kansas
City Star
Wauwatosa news. [volume] (Wauwatosa, Wis.) 1900-1948, 1914-06-19
VIOLET RAYS EXPLODE MINE
Test of italian inventors Apparatus
Proves to Be Remarkably
Successful.

Giulio Urivi carried out new expert
ments at Florence, Italy, with his in
vention for blowing up powder maya
zines and explosives incased ia metal
by means of ultraviolet rays projected
from a distance. While Admiral For
mari was sinking four mines to two
thirds their depth in the River Arno,
the inventor transported his apparatus
to Mount Scenario, ten miles away. and
placed it behind the hill town of Fie-
sole, thus adding to the obstacles be-
tween himself and the explosives.
Within half hour after receiving
signal, Urivi, by his protector, exploded
all the mines
Admiral Fornari then subjected the
system to another stringent test by
sinking in various parts of the river
number of metal bombs, containing ex-
plosiyes, which he prepared himself
Though the task presented enormous
difficulties owing to the conformation
of the river, the young engineer from
his position on the mountain took only
a quarter of an hour in each case to
scour the river bed with the rays and
locate the bombs.
Urivi is about to start experiments
with new apparatus capable of blow
ing up any explosive within a radius of
so miles.
Wauwatosa news. [volume] (Wauwatosa, Wis.) 1900-1948, 1914-06-19

A novel feature of the vessels build
ing at Cammell Laird's shipyard at
Birkenhead, England, for the National
Steam Navigation company of Greece
is the little church which has been fit
ted on board each vessel
These floating churches have
stained-glass domes. tiny affairs and
walls adorned with ikons.. Standing
on the shelter Geek and fitted up in
ternally in oak, the church is entered
by doors on either side. In addition to
the dome. brass-framed rectangular
side windows are fitted.
On the occasion of general service
the majority of those attending viii,
on account of the smallness of the
church, have to be accommodated
amidships in front of II. and in order
that altar and priest may be In full
view of those present sliding doors
have been arranged in the wall Of the
church directly opposite the altar.
Wauwatosa news. [volume] (Wauwatosa, Wis.) 1900-1948, 1914-06-19
SCORED ONE ON HIS RIVAL
Brown Had Overlooked Leap Yeas
and Jones Was Quick to Mark
the Point.

Irving Fletcher. the wellknown az
vertising expert. said at an advertise
ing mems dinner at Delmonico's In
New York.
"A good advertisement never Les
It never deceives. For it can only
pay by making life patrons, not tram
sient ones.
"A good advertisement never ncas
but L States its case as strongly as
possible, and it avails itself Of ever
point. however slight. There it Ia
like young Jones.
7'Young Jones proposed at Lake
wood to a pretty girl, but she said un.
certainly, swinging her slim foot in
and out of her slashed skirt:
I like you, Mr.. Jones. But. theGs
like Mr.. Brown, too And Mr.. Brown
is so devoted. He says he thinks
of me s65 days in the year
HUH snorted young Jones, con-
temptuously. He wants a day Oh
every four years, does he? Well. /
hope you're not taken in by any such
one-horse devotion as that
Wauwatosa news. [volume] (Wauwatosa, Wis.) 1900-1948, 1914-06-19

The dog of Mistral, the Provencal
poet, died the day after Mistrars re-
cent death. 1t is fairly common
thing for dogs, cats, canaries and 9th.
er pets to die n few days or even hours
after their masters. But do they die
OF grief? It is not likely
A Manayunk physician examined
the corpse Of a canary that had sue
cumbed with its little mistress. The
eaLary's death, the examination
showed, was due not to broken heart.
but to scarlet fever. the malady to
which its little mistress had herself
succumbed
From this and from kindred post.
mortems it is surmised that pets, when
they die simultaneously with their
owners, have become infected with
the disease that carried their owners
sof-meastes, diphtheria, typhoid. The
death-from-grief story is pretty, but,
alas, 1t won't wash.