The Prescott daily news. (Prescott, Ark.) 1907-1941, 1914-02-09
CUPID VIVID A UMBRELL'
ey ROSSER w. COBBE.

"Aw lace it out, Cal. Gee-it makes
me sick to see dem big Holsters bunt
be ball"
Jimmy spoke to no one in particular
to everyone in general. You do not
have to be introduced to open a con-
versation at a baseball game.
Hit it--hit it. Run, you ice wagon.
run. Police-police-sto dat guy
he'll try to make a homer out Of a
single"
Jimmie stopped suddenly, feeling
that everyone in the stand was looking
at him. Then he said in a more nat
ural tone of voice 10 the man who sat
beside him:
Dat guy is always overrunin' de
bag. He'll get caught directly and de
Sox need dis run. Dey'n lose today,
dough, | e'pose. Dey always do on
Ladies' day Gee, it's goin to rain"
Rain it did, and as the shower grew
in violence, the umpire called" the
game for Is minutes, at the end of
which time, no cessation in the down
pour appearing to be likely, he faced
the grandstand hat in hand, and made
this announcement, in his deep, fog
horn voice:
Game called. Rain"
Then he solemnly walked to the
clubhouse, preceded by the players
and followed by the jeers of the crowd.
Meanwhile. Jimmie of the bleachers
had not been idle. Beneath the grand
stand he had ten or twelve more or
less disreputable looking umbrellas,
and these he now drew forth and pro-
ceeded to brush and "slick-up" Rain
on Ladies day." Why it was like
finding money, and when the crowd be
gan to come out of the main exit, Jim
my's profits began.
"Umbrell's. Get a umbrell'. Don't
let de ladies get wet Yessir, one dol
lar. One bone. One buck. Cheap at
any money in dis kind o. wedder."
He was offering the last one to tn.
crowd.
yes. maam. One dollar. No,
ma'am, OATS what get for dem. Only
SO cents? Can't help it,"
But you are surely here every aft
ernoon, and tomorrow III come and
give you dollar beside. See-this is
all | have" The young lady emptied
the contents of her little purse into
her hand.
Mix. | hold dat kind o. talk be.
fore. and it don't sound no good to
me-"
Then Jimmie looked up into her
face.
You don't look, dough-" he contin
ued with surprising frankness. "as
dough you'd do guy out anything"
Just at that moment de Guy" came.
That is what Jimmie always called
him afterward. He was big and broad,
and young and good to look at, Jimmie
thought, and without a glance at the
girl he said:
What do you want for the umbrella,
kid?"
Il don't know whedder it's fer sale
or not" Jimmie answered.
Here's dollar. Hurry up" jim
ME looked at the dollar and was near
ly lost. Then he looked at the girl,
and
Nope. DIS lady is buyin' dis
''Oh, l beg your pardon" de Guy
said, and then both he and the young
lady turned red, coughed and looked
away. Then Jimmie with that great
head for business, which will some
day make his nanS well known, made
proposition.
Maybe you two live clost to each
odder an T y'do wy don't you go
home togedder?'
Then events began TO happen that
kept Jimmie guessing" for many
day. He was telling his mother about
it that night at the supper table.
Den ] guess de two O. dem knewed
each odder, cause de Guy says, kind
o. stiff like:
F | mite be omitted. Miss Gray
and she seemed willin', only she
wouldn't talk. So seen dat dey was
goin' my way, so butts in. says:
"'Wot did you t'ink O. de gamer
and de Guy says:
30, all rite
Il says: 1T was shame dat Cal