Clinch Valley news. [volume] (Jeffersonville, Va.) 18??-2019, 1914-12-25
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Think of the horror to follow the
defeat, and rout of one of these great
nrmies.-Exchange
Wellington said after Waterloo,
nothing except a battle lost can
compare to the horror of battle
won.
Good time now to re-read your
Thaddeus of Warsaw.-Opinion.
And to remember that the war for
Poland's liberty is being waged
bieski who sleeps at Crackow and
who drove these same Turks from vi
emma to the Boophorus.
Nobody can remain neutral about
Germany. One must either consider
her the most perfect political crea-
tion known to history or approve of
her complete determination. A man
who is not German knows nothing
of Germany.-Adolph Lasson.
That's not alternative. Germany
deserves determination because she is
"a perfect political machine" and
who know lot about Germany-the
Belgians for example.
Let us drop our miserable attempts
to excuse Gcrmany's action. Not
against our will and as nation taken
by surprise did we hurl ourselves in
tn this venture. We wiled it 1t is
Germany that strikes. When she has
conquered new domains for her gen
ius then the priesthood of all the
gods will praise the God of War.-Die
Zukunft.
Above is characteristic specimen
of German blasphemy, written by
Harden and published in Germany.
Morals, and Movies.-Harper.
You mean morals cor" movies,
don't you, or are you liberal" enough
to take both?
To destroy England's monopoly"
of the High Seas.-Dr. Gungc, Out
look.
The Herr professor in his cam
paign for sympathy talks like Dem
ocratic candidate in Republican dis
trict.
What is this thing they call Cubist?
Lebanon News.
Don't know what the word means,
nor what Cubist wants to do, be-
sides revolutionizing the beaux arts.
They seem to aspire to pictures with
cut color, and perhaps music without
melody. If an apostle comes along
will send him down.
Why is there no championship in
Football?-Lance.
We thought that Harvard had it,
and Yale thinks SO, too.
Zapata will figure in the final set
tlement of Mexico-Journal.
OF all the Mexican leaders he is in
most active sympathy with our Pres
ident on the question of land distribu-
tion among the poems.
What will they call the present
war in history.-Exchange.
The War of Readjustment.
Do Bodies Fall.-Kinertia in Har-
pers.
Yes, dear Cubist of Physics, every
thing that is lighter than air except
high prices.
Why should our government be
bound by the Hague Agreements p
Des Moines Age.
Why indeed, when, our representa-
tives failed to act on them when Eng
land divided on the Declaration of
London and even Germany declared
them worthless, for lack af unanim-
ity.
The Man Past Forty In War.-Ar-
ticle in Harpers.
Naturally, the Kaiser hasn't been
waiting to strike for the Fatherland
forty-two years for "trees" to grow,
has he?
Madame de Stael said TO a party OF
Americans after the Revolution. You
are the advance guard of the human
race. In your hands is the destiny ot
the world.-Exchange
And it looks like it now and may
God inspire our rulers as this great
French woman was inspired.
What is the Fourth Dimension q
Headline.
In politics it is the Progressiv,
party; in art it is the JCubist; in wal
the Zeppelin, sas. hitherto in physic.
they've failed to find but three
length, breadth, and thickness. Cal
il be weight!
Harper's has a touching story O
lady who concealed her second mar
riage out of regard for her "first,
who had only been dead two weeks
The story comes to us from Garth
age, Missouri" and we want to "see
where she planted No. /.
The wealthiest citizen of our tow
game here foEty-two years ago with