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Tensas gazette. [volume] (St. Joseph, La.) 1886-current, 1914-08-07
Food In Scotland.

Now that the Scottish holiday sea-
son is just about to begin there Is a
controversy In the north as to the
food provided by the boarding house
keepers and landladies of Scotland
for their patrons from England. 1t
seems that the Scots do not alter
their menus to suit the southerners
and that some of the southerners re-
sent this. They want more vegeta-
bles, for instance. and a greater va
riety of them. They demand turnip
tops "a luxury rarely consumed north
Of the Tweed. save by sheep. and
ask. why no spinach" Also they
want heavy supper. likewise beer.
The complaining controversialists
say 1t is a case of ham and eggs for
breakfast, a midday dinner and a high
tea to conclude the meals of the day.
AS for beer, they report that Scottish
landladies at the coast resorts look
askance at people who wish beer sent
in. So far the only reply of Scotland
to the fault-finders Is that when they
are in Scotland they should eat what
the Scots eat and get their beer out
sideCLondon Chronicle. Z
Tensas gazette. [volume] (St. Joseph, La.) 1886-current, 1914-08-07
FATHERS TURN TO THINK
Daughters Somewhat Pert Observe
ton Must Have Given Him
Something Of q Jolt.

I'VE oldsters set for the youngsters
higher standard than we set for
ourselves. Forgetting that you can't
make a silk purse out of sow's ear.
the stupidest and ugliest failures of
parents expect their sons and daugh-
tiers to grow up miracles of beauty, in
telligence and success"
The speaker was Wilton Lackaye.
the occasion the Lambs Gambol in
New York He continued:
Sometimes. though. such parents
are called sharply to themselves. The
jolt is unpleasant
"A father said to his pretty daugh-
ter one evening with scornful. angry
laugh:
THAT young Jamson has the face
to want to marry you! Afmere book
keeper
But. father said the girl, L love
Mr.. Jamson. What is your objection
to our marriage?
why, rOared the old man, why.
he couldn't support you decently.'
But, father said the girl, neither
can you.
Tensas gazette. [volume] (St. Joseph, La.) 1886-current, 1914-08-07
Woman Of Mystery Dead.

The famous white lady," who never
missed day of the Dreyfus trials. has
just died at Hyeres, France, aged
sixty. About a month ago she ar
rived at Bormes and complained to the
mayor that people were endeavoring
to abduct her with the view of ulti-
mately securing her property. As there
was no evidence of any such plot the
mayor merely advised her to make a
will, and sent notary to her lodging.
but when he reached it he found that
the lady had departed with Doctor
Petit for Hyeres. She took the Villa
Mathilde, where she has just died. Her
real name was Nine. Jouffroy dab
bans. The procureur of Toulon imme-
diately had seals affixed, and ordered
a careful, inventory Of the objects in
her travelling bag, which she always
carried and which is supposed to con-
tain about $4,000 In money and at
least $15O,O00 in jewels. This. how
ever, remains to be proved.
Tensas gazette. [volume] (St. Joseph, La.) 1886-current, 1914-08-07
WHY NOT FUTURE GREATNESS
Two Qualifications Surely Entitled
Young Mother to Fondsst Hoppe
for Her Son.

Occasionally these days one finds q
servant with a servile attitude of mind
and an adoring. unselfish heart. Such
a nurse maid was Pansy. and she Law
ished all the devotion of her simple
heart on her young charge. Bobby. On
his first birthday anniversary she sat
looking at him In admiration and after
a long silence she turned to her mis-
tress:
Mrs. Blank. do you think Bobby will
ever be president of the United
States?"
The young mother would not alto
gether pooh-pooh the idea of such
glowing possibilities for her sons fu-
ture. so she smiled and said: We'll.
you never can tell. Pansy. He might.
But why did you ask that?"
oh" came the ready reply. Il was
just sitting looking at him, and he's SO
smart and bright already; and besides,
l thought he'd make such a pretty
president!"-Kansas City Star.
Tensas gazette. [volume] (St. Joseph, La.) 1886-current, 1914-08-07
When in doubt, tell the truth.

When in doubt, tell the truth.
Many golden opportunity becomes
pewter reality.
Laws do not make US; We make
laws. and bend them to our purpose.
good memory is desirable and
useful. but it is wisdom to be able to
forget
Good health is like the fish that got
away-one talks about it most after
it has gone.
Some men are so crooked that they
cannot play game of solitaire with
out cheating themselves.
The world has no use for the fell
low who never does a good thing until
necessity kicks him from behind.
Most men are willing to share In
the profits, but complain bitterly when
asked to share in the dull times. too.
A sack of -four alone will reach
farther under certain conditions than
the longest prayer ever made with
out it.
The guinea hen is proud and makes
more noise than any other bird on the
place, but the commonest old hen in
the barnyard lays more eggs.
Cooperative marketing will scome
whole lot quicker II farmers will CO
operate In production to the end OF
securing one breed, or variety, or
product.
Some men succeed because they in
herit wealth with which to overcome
adverse circumstances; but the man
who makes good with only his brain
and his hands as his capital is the zeal
thing.
Tensas gazette. [volume] (St. Joseph, La.) 1886-current, 1914-08-07
A Slayer.

1T isn't steadiness and humdrum
regularity that win a man success In
New York today. No. indeed. 1t is
brilliance. It is audacity."
The speaker was johnson Bowen.
the successful Chicago promoter; the
scene a banquet of advertising men In
New York. He went on:
Two millionaire business men were
lunching in Fifth avenue when an old
graybeard stumped by.
That's Brown. He works for me.
said the first business man.
Hes an honest looking chap. Has
he got staying powers?' asked the Sec
ond business man.
"'He has that said the first. He
began in at the bottom of the ladder
in 76, and he's stayed there ever
since"
Tensas gazette. [volume] (St. Joseph, La.) 1886-current, 1914-08-07
Infected Rabbits Stolen.

Disease-infected rabbits, inoculated
with the germs of tuberculosis and
other diseases of most dangerous ma
ture, have been stolen from the lab
oratory Of Doctor Bonnefoy at Allauch.
near Marseilles. 1t is feared that the
thieves may have already disposed Of
the stolen rabbits to provision dealers.
Doctor Bonnefoy as soon, as he discov-
cred that the rabbits were missing, in
formed the police and asked that the
widest publicity should be given to
the fact in the local newspapers 80
that persons should beware of eating
rabbits coming from a doubtful source
1t is probable that for some time the
consumption Of rabbits In Marseilles
and neighborhood will drop consider
ably.
Tensas gazette. [volume] (St. Joseph, La.) 1886-current, 1914-08-07
SCALY DANDRUFF ON HEAD

Sinner, Texas.-"I had dandruff so
badly my head would itch and when
scratched 1t would hurt. My head was
full of scaly dry dandruff and it be-
came so thick that 1t scaled of and
showed plainly. My head was almost
white with it. It crusted and itched
terribly. 1t got 30 bad could hardly
rest at night. My hair began to fall
out and 1t was lifeless.
Il tried a bottle of -, but 1t did
me little good. I saw an advertise
ment Of Cuticura Soap and Ointment
SO sent for a sample. I applied the
Cuticura Ointment to my scalp and
frequently shampooed my head with
the Cuticura Soap. After using one
cake Of Cuticura Soap and a box of
Cuticura Ointment my head was cured.
Now am free from dandruff and my
hair Is growing" (Signed) Miss Ida
Ringhoffer, Mar. %, 1914.
Cuticura Soap and Ointment sold
throughout the world. Sample of each
free,with 32-p. Skin Book. Address post.
card "Cuticura. Dept. L, Boston. ADV.
Tensas gazette. [volume] (St. Joseph, La.) 1886-current, 1914-08-07
TRIALS OF ELDEST DAUGHTER
times Results In Making Her More
or Less Of . Drudge.

I'm glad I'm not the Oldest" re-
marked a pretty girl to her chum.
why. Susan has to do almost every
thing at home; father thinks she ought
to take the burden Of housekeeping
OF mothers hands. and my brother
wants her to wait on him as II she
were servant-he knows better than
to ask me to do anything for him
says I'm spoiled-and you just bet I'm
glad I'm the youngest girl"
Too often the oldest daughter IL
made a drudge. and there Is not the
proper amount Of respect and regard
for the girl whose labors take the
place Of a maid. She is expected to
run errands. help with the care and
amusement Of the children. teach
them lessons. What wonder that
such a girl will take the first oppor-
tunity for work as a means to escape
from these unpaid labors. or accept
an offer Of marriage in order to live
apart from a family who do not even
try to make her home life comfort.
able and pleasant.
But ! am glad to say that not al
ways Is the position Of elder daugh-
ter such an unappreciated one; in
some households she is beloved and
respected, at the same time expected
to fulfill whatever duties may fall tc
her lot. Her sisters and brothers are
taught that they must return any serv
ice she may perform for them with
due appreciation, II nothing more. and
they soon learn that her place is an
honored one. instead of being unen
viable.-Pittsburgh Dispatch.
Tensas gazette. [volume] (St. Joseph, La.) 1886-current, 1914-08-07
WRONG BREAKFAST.
Change Gave Rugged Health.

Many persons think that for
strength. they must begin the day
with q breakfast of meat and other
heavy foods. This is a mistake as
anyone can easily discover for him.
self. y
A w. Va. carpenters experience
may benefit others. He writes:
I used to be a very heavy break
fast eater but finally indigestion
caused me such distress, l became
AFRAID to eat anything.
My wife suggested trial of Grape
Nuts and as l had to eat something
or starve. concluded to take her
ADVICE. She fixed me up a dish and
remarked at the time that the quail
ny was all right, but The quantity was
100 small wanted a saucerful.
But she said small amount OF
vfape-Nuts went long way and that
l must eat 1t according to directions.
90 started in with Grape-Nuts and
cream, two soft boiled eggs and some
crisp toast for breakfast.
i cut out meats and a lot Of other
SUN l had been used to eating all
my life and was gratifled to see that
was getting better right along.
concluded had struck the right thing
ana stuck to II. / had not only been
esting improper food. but too much.
! was working at the carpenters
I uaae at that tine and thought that
unless had o hearty breakfast with
Nenty OF meat, would play out be-
aore dinner. But after a few days Of
ny new breakfast" l found I could
20 more work, felt better In every
sy. and now am not bothered with
Indigestion"
name given by Postum Co., Battle
Nreek, Mich. Read The Road to Well
'Me. IN pkgs. There's a Reason"
Sver read the above IctterS A new
appears from time 60 time. They
Senuine. true and full Of human
Tensas gazette. [volume] (St. Joseph, La.) 1886-current, 1914-08-07

% poorly that my folks thought ! was
going into consumption. One day !
found Q piece Of paper blowing around
the yard and I picked It up and read It
1t said Saved from the Grave and
told what Lydia E. Pinkham's Vegeta-
bic Compound has done for women. I
showed it to my husband and he said,
why don't you try it?' So I did, and
after / had taken two bottles felt
better and l said to my husband, 4 don't
need any more and he said You had
better take it q little longer anyway
So took it for three months and got
well and strong" Mrs. ALoNzo E.
BAKER, 8 Tecumseh St, Adrian. Mich.
Not Well Enough to Work.
In these words IL hidden the tragedy
Of many q woman, housekeeper or wage
Garner who supports herself and IL often
helping to support q family. on meagre
wages. Whether In house, Office, fac
tory, shop, store or kitchen, woman
should remember that there Is one tried
and true remedy for the ills to which all
women are prone, and that il Lydia e.
Pinkham's Vegetable Compound It
promotes that vigor which makes work
easy. The Lydia E. Pinkham Medicine
Co, Lynn, Man.
Tensas gazette. [volume] (St. Joseph, La.) 1886-current, 1914-08-07
DON'T STOP WORK

Because Of Biliousness. Constipation.
Headaches, Indigestion, etc. Just take
one BONDS LIVER PILL and 60 ON
with your duties.
You will be we'll shortly and your
troubles forgotten. Or, II you take one
Bonds Pill at bedtime, you will wake
up well with no unpleasant memo
ries. Send for free sample.
Beware of limitations and the host of
~new.fangled," "Just-as-Good" so-called
"liver remedies" that crowd the news
papers and the drug stores. Stick to
the HONEST and WELLPROVEN
BONDS LIVER PILLS. Made by Bonds
Pharmacy Co.. Little Rock. Ark.-Adv.
Tensas gazette. [volume] (St. Joseph, La.) 1886-current, 1914-08-07
In Order to Escape.

One day young man entered a stu
do to be photographed. In posing
he hunched his back. as II 1t were
broken and twisted his face into a
dreadful mask.
Here" said the photographer.
what's the matter with you? Are
you crazy"
Go on" he said. Take me just as
] am. You see, I'm trying to get out
of an engagement with girl. and I've
written her that I've been disfigured
In motor accident. and l want to
send her this photo to show how
look"
Tensas gazette. [volume] (St. Joseph, La.) 1886-current, 1914-08-07
Just q Suggestion.

Me daughter. Mary Ann" said the
newly rich Mrs. Cassidy. wants to
Earn to play some music instrument.
| wonder wat wan would come aisiest
to herr"
We'll, now" replied the Jealous and
caustic Mrs. Casey, III We could only
get somethin' that's built like a wash
board 'twould be fist the thing"
Tensas gazette. [volume] (St. Joseph, La.) 1886-current, 1914-08-07
Adequate Provocation.

why did you beat Dobson 30 ter
ribly?" said the Judge. indicating the
bebandaged figure of the plaintiff.
Il asked him why a horse had run
away, your honor" explained the pris-
oner. ''and he told me that it was be-
cause the animal had lost its equine
Unity"
Him." said the Judge. Dis
charged. "-Lippincott's Magazine.
Tensas gazette. [volume] (St. Joseph, La.) 1886-current, 1914-08-07
Cultivation Of Corn.

After the corn is too large for the
ordinary cultivator use 14-tooth FIVE
shovel. mover wheel or something OF
this character. The object is to main
tain a soil mulch and prevent weed
growth. Keep these civilizations up
until the corn begins to dent.
Tensas gazette. [volume] (St. Joseph, La.) 1886-current, 1914-08-07
NOTHING but the Truth.

Mis- Anna" said old Aunt Milly,
dat yaller gal say she amt never
tole lie. She say she allus tell de-
truf."
We'll. don't you believe her. Aunt
Milly?"
mo am, dat All don't! All knows
dere amt dat much truf in de
world"
Tensas gazette. [volume] (St. Joseph, La.) 1886-current, 1914-08-07
IT PAYS TO TELEGRAPH.

When insects are eating your vege
tables, fruit, or when bedbugs are bad,
also II mites and lice are among your
poultry. 1t will pay you to telegraph
for Ross Dead Quick" Spray. It ID
the never-failing bug killer. Sold by
your druggist. w. C. Ross Manufac
turing company, Little Rock. Ark
Advt.
Tensas gazette. [volume] (St. Joseph, La.) 1886-current, 1914-08-07
Quite q Contrast

Are Tompkins and his wife happy
together"
"Oh. yes. They are as happy as
anybody could expect them to be. con-
sidering the fact that she was Pen
field Of Penfield Manor. and he was
just T6mpkins of nowhere In particu-
lar"
Tensas gazette. [volume] (St. Joseph, La.) 1886-current, 1914-08-07
Natural Affinity.

How did that couple ever come to-
gether?"
you see. l.e is q man of iron"
"Yes, know"
And she is very magnetic"
Tensas gazette. [volume] (St. Joseph, La.) 1886-current, 1914-08-07
Shocking Oats,

IN shocking your oats make the
shocks two bundles wide and long
enough to stand up well. The narrow
shocks allow the air to circulate
through them and prevent sprouting
Tensas gazette. [volume] (St. Joseph, La.) 1886-current, 1914-08-07

Employer-Good morning, Robert.
I hope all your family are well this
morning.
ONCE Boy (unsuspectingly)-Yes.
sir, thank YOU
Employer-Pm glad to hear 1t, Rob
ert. There is to be q baseball game
this afternoon, and l was afraid 1t
might have a fatal effect on some of
them.
Tensas gazette. [volume] (St. Joseph, La.) 1886-current, 1914-08-07
Impede Army Norm.

In case the army worm begins to
migrate from one field to another a
six or eight-inch furrow will impede
his progress. The furrow should have
fairly straight sides
Tensas gazette. [volume] (St. Joseph, La.) 1886-current, 1914-08-07
TENDING That Wav.

where will these low waists and
light skirts end?"
Il give it up. I'm afraid we'll see
mermaids on the street before long.
my boy"-Kansas City Journal.
Tensas gazette. [volume] (St. Joseph, La.) 1886-current, 1914-08-07
No. SIx.SlxTY.SIx

This is a prescription prepared es-
pecially for Malaria or Chile and
Fever. Five or six doses will break
any case, and IL taken then as q tonic
the fever will not return. 25c.-Adv.
Tensas gazette. [volume] (St. Joseph, La.) 1886-current, 1914-08-07
ksen the Mazda Down

n you are expecting to follow
your oats with alfalfa this fall do
not allow the weeds to sap the mois-
ture and plant food from the soil.
Tensas gazette. [volume] (St. Joseph, La.) 1886-current, 1914-08-07

PEBRILINE is the trademark name given to an
improved Quinine. II is a Tasteless Syrup. pleas
ant TO take and does not disturb the stomach.
Children take Il and never know Il ID Ouinine.
Also especially adapted to adults who cannot
take ordinary Quinine. Does not nauseate nor
cause nervousness nor ringing In the head. Try
it the next time you need Ouinine Tor any pur-
pose Ask for a-ounce original package. The
name FEBRIL1NE Is blown 10 bottle. IS cents.
Tensas gazette. [volume] (St. Joseph, La.) 1886-current, 1914-08-07

After a young mans mustache be-
comes heavier than his eyebrows his
knowledge of the world begins to de-
crease.
Tensas gazette. [volume] (St. Joseph, La.) 1886-current, 1914-08-07
His Status.

Young Coke thinks he's q legal
light"
well. he ia legal lightweight
Boston Transcript.
Tensas gazette. [volume] (St. Joseph, La.) 1886-current, 1914-08-07

Cures Old Sores, Other Remedies Woar Cure
The worst cases, no matter Of how long standing.
are cured by the wonderful old reliable Dr..
Porter's Antiseptic Healing OH. Il relieves
Pain and Heals at the came time. 2Sc, Soc. e100
Tensas gazette. [volume] (St. Joseph, La.) 1886-current, 1914-08-07

Some men buy gold bricks. some
have gold bricks thrust upon them.
and others marry for money.
Tensas gazette. [volume] (St. Joseph, La.) 1886-current, 1914-08-07
plies Cured IN 6 e ~ DAYS

Your druggist will refund money II PAZ0
OINTMENT fails to cure any case 81 Itching.
Blind, Bleeding or Prosrudins Piles in 70 n days
The first application gives Base and Rest. SOC.
Tensas gazette. [volume] (St. Joseph, La.) 1886-current, 1914-08-07
pairYman PAYS Cash.

The farmer who milks COWS and
sells milk and cream has good credit
but he seldom uses 1t. He pays cash.
Tensas gazette. [volume] (St. Joseph, La.) 1886-current, 1914-08-07
A Remedy.

my neighbours dog is a great an
noyance with his noise, and l don't
see what can do about It,"
why, isn't there a law for the sup
preston of barkers?"
Tensas gazette. [volume] (St. Joseph, La.) 1886-current, 1914-08-07

II you would get q line on your pop
ularity az q public speaker. 60 hire
hall and charge so cents admission.
Tensas gazette. [volume] (St. Joseph, La.) 1886-current, 1914-08-07

Don't be msled. Ask for Red Cross
Ball Blue. Makes beautiful white clothes.
At all good grocers. Adv.
Tensas gazette. [volume] (St. Joseph, La.) 1886-current, 1914-08-07

YOUR OWN DRUGGIST WILL TELL you
Try Murine Rye Remedy 70, Red Weak. wsteU
Just Eye Comfort. Write for Book of the Eye
By mail Free. Murine Eye Remedy Co., Chicago.
Tensas gazette. [volume] (St. Joseph, La.) 1886-current, 1914-08-07

Success never comes to the man
who sits on dry goods box and whist
les for it,
Tensas gazette. [volume] (St. Joseph, La.) 1886-current, 1914-08-07
Vocational Iraininn.

Knicker-"Why did he propose to
herr" Bocker-"He wanted to get
points on how to refuse an Office and
yet be sure OF having it offered again"
Tensas gazette. [volume] (St. Joseph, La.) 1886-current, 1914-08-07

And every sweet girl graduate ex-
poets to marry and rule the roost
sooner or later.
Tensas gazette. [volume] (St. Joseph, La.) 1886-current, 1914-08-07

People are so much alike in this
world that by finding fault with one
you hit a thousand.
Tensas gazette. [volume] (St. Joseph, La.) 1886-current, 1914-08-07

Satan uses many different kinds Of
bait. but he can catch all the lOafers
he wants with a bare hook.
Tensas gazette. [volume] (St. Joseph, La.) 1886-current, 1914-08-07
LADIES CANwEAR SHOES

One size smaller after using Aliens Foot-H Base, the
Antiseptic powder to be shaken into the shoes. Il
makes tight or new shoes feel easy. Just the thing
for dancing. Refuse subsfffufes. For FREE trial
package, address Allen 8. Olmsted, Leroy n. 7.
Tensas gazette. [volume] (St. Joseph, La.) 1886-current, 1914-08-07

II you would make a tool(of a man
pick out a dull one
Tensas gazette. [volume] (St. Joseph, La.) 1886-current, 1914-08-07
COULD NOT
STAND ON FEET
Mn. Baker So Weak-Could
Not Do Her Work-Found
Relief In Novel Way.


got 90 weak mat i
could hardly do my
work. When I
washed my dishes I
had to sit down and
when I would sweep
the floor l would get
% weak that ! would
have to get q drink
every few minutes,
and before ! did my
busting Iwoud have
In lie down I got
Tensas gazette. [volume] (St. Joseph, La.) 1886-current, 1914-08-07

1t pays to be honest. but sometimes
pay day is a long while showing up.
Tensas gazette. [volume] (St. Joseph, La.) 1886-current, 1914-08-07
Constipation
Vanishes Forever

Prompt Relief-Permanent Cure
CARRIERS LITTLE -
LIVER PILLS never IN
fail. Purely vegeta-
! : !; ~
bic - act surely CA0TcDkI
but gently on SHH!cHS
the liver. uIle
Stop after Nek
indigestion,
improve the complexion, brighten the eyea
SMALL PILL, SMALL DOSE, SMALL PRICE,
Genuine must bear Signature
@1z
Tensas gazette. [volume] (St. Joseph, La.) 1886-current, 1914-08-07
Quite Similar Oriojn

"A lyric of ancient times was q
story sung by Tyre"
Like the modern fish story?"
Tensas gazette. [volume] (St. Joseph, La.) 1886-current, 1914-08-07
Natural History.

my husband does nothing but
read"
And mine Is always going fishing.
Ii a man isn't a bookworm, he Is an
angleworm."
Tensas gazette. [volume] (St. Joseph, La.) 1886-current, 1914-08-07
Such a Difference.

You say Funniman. the comedian.
is very entertaining on and off?'
NO. I said of and on"
Tensas gazette. [volume] (St. Joseph, La.) 1886-current, 1914-08-07
Whenever You Need . General Took
Take Groves

The Old Standard Groves Tasteles
chill Tonic is equally valuable as q
General Tonic because It contains the
well known tonic properties Of QUININE
and IRON. Il acts on the Liver. Drives
out Malaria, Enriches the Blood and
Builds up the Whole System 50 centa
Tensas gazette. [volume] (St. Joseph, La.) 1886-current, 1914-08-07
Planting Catch Crops.

In planting catch crops do not plant
any Of the grain sorghums on fields
infested with chinch bugs.
Tensas gazette. [volume] (St. Joseph, La.) 1886-current, 1914-08-07

W. N. U, LITTLE ROCK. NO. 2s-1s14.
Iron County news. [volume] (Hurley, Wis.) 1913-1950, 1914-11-21
FARMERS INSTITUTE.
Farmers Institute viii Be Held In
Hurley Thursday and Friday,
Dec. Ii and IL.

Notice has been received that
Dec. 10 and II are the dates set
aside for the farmers institute for
Iron county to be held at Hurley
These institutes are conducted un-
der the auspices of the agricultural
department of the state university
and will be held in sixty-fve coun-
ties of the state this winter. They
are conducted by men we'll versed
in all things appertaining to agri-
culture and are of great benefit not
only to farmers alone but others as
well. A number of things essenti-
al to the success of an institute
must be looked after by local par
ties. A meeting of all those inter
ested in a farmers institute has
been called for next Tuesday even
ing at the town hall at which time
committees to look after the de-
tails of the institute for Iron coun-
ty will be appointed.