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The Nezperce herald. (Nezperce, Idaho) 1900-1957, 1914-03-26
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Isems Thar Are Not Infeaaed TO Hit
or Hiss Anyone But Just 10 Tel Yea

That some men travel such a fas
pace their heels run away from thei
heads.
That here's timely bunch II
members Of the bar: He who knows
only his own side of the case know
little Of that.
That If the ground hog really did
60 back into his hole February 2. he
doesn't know much for he is missing
six weeks Of mighty fine weather.
That with ordinary brooms costing
as wuch as 6s cents. it's no wonder
many of US do not care 10 sweep the
floor more than once or twice week.
That ignorance Of the Law excuses
no man not that all men know the
law, but because it is an excuse
every man will plead, and no man
can tell how to confute him.
That there are but few people who
feel capable Of keeping a secret
alone. hence they usually repeat II
to one or more intimate friends with
strict admonitiou not to tell anyone
else.
That an eastern high school has
unanimously voted to limit the cost
Of the dresses for the annual gradu-
ating exercises and banquet to IS,
which is alright providing they don't
try to scimp on the cloth.
That whether Eve sprang from one
Of Adams ribs or not, there is a
strong resemblance between the styl-
ishly dressed young lady of today
and the bone in the human body from
which the Bible tells US she came.
That Ilo was without newspaper
only one week and then her business
men got together and decided that
they could not get along without one
and were willing to pat up a liberal
bonus for an editor. This again sub
stimulates the old saying "You never
miss the water till the well goes
dry"
That certain person who had
been q stranger TO the inside of q
church for many years was prevailed
ipon to attend last Sundays services
1t one of the local houses of worship
md On his way home he picked up
courage enough to remark to his wife
hat it didn't hurt him near so much
as he expected ii would.
That there are those people who
ok down ~ on the poor devils
sho will not wax fat on the milk
rom which they themselves have
already swiped the cream. Such in |
lects in human form, generally car
y enough gall with them to blow up |
10 elephants trunk and an amount
4 brains that suffer shipwreck In
he sea (ms) of gnat's valise.
That we have had glorious win
er in Idaho this winter and no de-
uge Of any description has been en-
ountered, and the man who finds
ault with 1t has chronic crouch
nd would not be satisfied With con-
aions in Heaven. A grouchy spirit
an only meet bis meetings. in hot
laces where such temperament Is
Ut through the proper channels
roper.
That there are a lot Of fellows
aewing tine old rag that there are a Il
OF men sucking ca old pipe who !
} not realize that the rag that they +
. chewing 10 lot m,re ancient !
The Nezperce herald. (Nezperce, Idaho) 1900-1957, 1914-03-26

The jingoists have no terror for
Woodrow Wilson. He forgets more
about the Mexican situation every
day of his life than they ever knew.
The Nezperce herald. (Nezperce, Idaho) 1900-1957, 1914-03-26

There will be more money here to
buy get-rich quick stocks this fall,
but it's goslings 10 dcugh-nut holes
that little Of II viii go that way.
The Nezperce herald. (Nezperce, Idaho) 1900-1957, 1914-03-26

AL the same, there isn't better
farming country this side of the
pearly gates than you find right here
in Lewis county.
The Nezperce herald. (Nezperce, Idaho) 1900-1957, 1914-03-26
NOTICE OF DISSOLUTION OF
PARTNERSHIP.

Notice IN heTsby given that the paKsmssship
neretofo existing between the nndsrsIKnsd
,. 81 bfmets snd a. W.. Watson under ghe wAxne
q ne 10 MsShine eompany IL thEs day dis
4 u debts Of ths partnership will rs paid and
~ mecQunte due the partnership VIII be col.
lecsed By 4. q. BFa@gs
signed this zsth Day 81 March, 1914, 81 lie,
Lewis County, Idaho.
J. e, Drsalz,
6$rS L. u. Watson
The Nezperce herald. (Nezperce, Idaho) 1900-1957, 1914-03-26

Mrs. ]. B. Caldwell returned Tues
day evening from a two-weeks' visit
with old friends at Waitsburg. WASH,
her former home. She reports q
most cordial reception and grand
time throughout her stay.
The Nezperce herald. (Nezperce, Idaho) 1900-1957, 1914-03-26

Shouldn't think those tariff trust
robbers could look sheep in the
face.
The Nezperce herald. (Nezperce, Idaho) 1900-1957, 1914-03-26

Ems Wienss and c. w. Palmer
on Tuesday purchased the east bali
of block two in Johnson's addition
from F. ]. Eggelson. The tract lies
just north of the bungalow recently
built by Mrs. Boles and makes an
ideal residence site. Mr.. Palmer
expects to erect handsome cottage
on the place in the near future.
The Nezperce herald. (Nezperce, Idaho) 1900-1957, 1914-03-26
Acelimalsd Corn Seed.

Plant a couple of pounds anG
watch the result. This amount Of
acclimated corn will be sent you FOL
rs cents by the Holden Improve
ment Committee, Chamber of Com
merce. Spokane. Wash. Order q
couple of pounds to-day; the supply
Is limited.
This corn was raised In the Inland
Empire. 1t was bought from sue
cessful growers in many different
districts. AL defective ears and
parts of ears we're thrown OUT and
the seed was graded and tested for
termination by the Holden Improve
mens Committee.
Some OF this corn took ten years
to get it acclimated 50 that Il would
mature in the Inland Empire. It
ought to make good corn for you.
Only two pounds to each person.
In sending in your order be sure and
state whether your land is irrigated
or nonirrigated and the class of soii
in which you wish to plant the seed.
also altitude as near as you can get II.
The Nezperce herald. (Nezperce, Idaho) 1900-1957, 1914-03-26

Have your horse bills printed by
The Herald and get widest publicity
with notice ia this column.
The daily sentinel., 1914-03-02
CRYSTAL TO GIVE
. BENEFIT FOR CLUB

Manager Walker of the crystal has
secured an especially attractive pic
ture for the benefit OF the Grand
Junction baseball club which is to
be shown at his popular playhouse
the fourth OF March
IL is entitled "Basebau's Peerless
Leader and features Frank Chance.
manager OF the three times champion
Cubs and at the present time manager
of the New York Yankees. The plot
10 exceedingly exciting and at all
times features Frank Chance. In the
final scenes the hero, Chance is call
ed away from an exciting ball game
by note from the heroine begging
him to come to her rescue. Both es-
cape in baseball suits and return in
time for Chance to win the game and
bride at the same time.
Preparations are going forward at
n lively rate for this benefit and II
is planned 10 make II one OF the
largest affairs that was ever held
here.
The daily sentinel., 1914-03-02
Ben1an c. Fox
With G.. Y. Bank

Beman c. Fox, a prominent Orch
ard mesa rancher. who, before conf
ing 10 the Grand valley was cashier
cf the Central National bank of Lin
coin, Nebr., has become affiliated
with the Grand Valley National as
assistant to the cashier. V. G. Tai
bert. Mr.. Talbert has had the en-
tire burden OF tie bank on his shoul-
ders since Mr.. Lincoln Wickersham
was taken i'll -hree months ago and
Mr.. Fox viii relieve him of some of
his duties. in order that he may spend
part of his time on his ranch near
the city. The appointment is tom
porary one.
The daily sentinel., 1914-03-02
Annual Meeting of Cemetery Ansocia-
ton Wednesday at Y. VI. {. \.

The annual meeting OF the Gene
tery Association will be held ON We'd
nesday. March 4 at the Y. NJ. G. \.
az 3 o'clock in the afternoon and n
fun attendance is earnestly urged,
MS II will be a most important meet
ing and upon its results will depend
the continuance OF the work of the
association.
The whole trouble with the asso-
citation, is not being able to collect
the dues. which are far behind. ow-
ing to the carelessness or neglect of
those owing the same At the rate
Of only ten cents month, 1t seems
as n no one would neglect paying
their dues, when 1t means so much
to the association and their splendid
work at the Orchard Mesa cemetery.
The ladies have three hundred
good-sized trees now growing, which
need attention and there has to be a
constant warfare with the weeds In
order to keep the place in neat ord
erly condition. which means so much
to the community. Everyone would
hate to see the work go backward
now and all the valuable effort which
has already been expended. 20 TO
waste. An ill-kept cemetery reflects
sadly upon a town the size of Grand
junction and the association is re-
luctant to lose what they have put
into the work
And so they make one more plea
for the payment of all dues outstand-
ing. as they cannot run without the
funds and they wish especially that
there be full attendance at the an
nual meeting Wednesday. so that
everyone may have voice as to
whether the work is to be continued
or must be given up after next
month.
The association has received dona-
tions from the Woodmen of the
World and the Modern Woodmen and
from the Knights of Columbus. n
greater part of which however, had
to be applied towards last years debt
and more funds must he raised for
the work which is to be done this
year. II is hoped that all dues win
he promptly paid up and that the
community will come forward and
help the ladies in their work which
Is beneficial to the individual as well
ms the city
The daily sentinel., 1914-03-02

essary Doors will open at 7.3O in
the evening. and the traveloeue
START promptly at S:1j. No delav
IN commencing the travels in the eve
ming win be tolerated.
For the School Kiddies.
The first OF the special matineas
Tor the benefit of the school children
VIII be given tomorrow afternoon al
u D. when Mr.. Robertson iourneys to
Yellowstone. the land OF natures
Ireaks The number has been Sc
leeted primarily because Of It's educa-
tlonal value. The traYeloguer win
snow the great geysers spouting. the
wonderful waterfalls aad cascades
and the multi-colored terraces. The
feature OF the afternoon for the chill
dren VIII come when Mr.. Robertson
VIII snow in motion pictures the wild
pears which make their home in yell
lowstone.
he children's matinee will begin
at 4:lO. after school work Tor tho
day has been finished phey will ba
finished by $500. thus giving ample
time for the children TO get home in
time for the evening meal. Although
the trayeiogues are primarily for the
benefit Of the school children. adults
viii he admitted. Ten cents. without
coupon, is good for a single ad
mission. A few of the most choice
seats on the first floor may be secured
FOR d quarter
How Canon City Liked Him.
The following Is from Saturday 5
Daily Record OF Canon City:
Frank r, Robertson will complete
mis- ensagement in Canon City to-
night and leave for Grand Junction
with his corps OF assistants his sixty
oad pieces OF baggage and his special
baggage car.
The engagement In Canon City has
oeen successful from every point Of
view, Thousands of people have ta-
ken advantage of the opportunity Of
iered to visit foreign lands at a min
imum expense. The travelogues have
been instructive and entertaining. To
those who have not the time and
money to travel extensively. they
nave been liberal education.
Every available inch of space in
the Methodist church was occupied
this afternoon when Mr.. Robertson
presented the Passion Play in a spe-
ciai matinee
The trqveiogues, by means OF which
his audiences We're taken abroad
and introduced to strange races and
surroundings. were educational and
interesting to a high degree and can
hardly have failed TO have broadened
the vision and comprehension of all
who saw and heard them.
Mr. Robertson is a f9mous traveller.
2 keen observer and a close student of
humanity and its achievements. quail
tiles that have made his success as
a public entertainer so pronounced.
The Robertson party. which consists
OF Mr.. and Mrs. Robertson. L. w.
Chamberlain, Charles Lindquist, H.V.
Milsap. and Harry A. Chase. have
been guests at the Strathmore hotel
during their stay in town.
Mr. Chamberlain is the publicity
agent and looks after the advertising.
He is a newspaper man and was for
merly connected with the editorial
staff of the Nebraska State Journal
at Lincoln. Mr.. Hilsap is ticket and
The daily sentinel., 1914-03-02
Pomona Woman's Club VIII Re
Guests of Local Womans Club
Tomorrow.

tomorrow afternoon the Woman s
club Will hold its regular meeting
NJ the home of Mrs. Horace T. De-
Long on Chipeta avenue and the
members OF the Pomona Woma n S
club have been invited to attend the
meeting and have accepted the in
Nitation. II will he home econom-
custom ON such occasions. the pro-
gram viii be followed by an inform
al club tea and social hour. The
following numbers viii make up an
interesting program:
Subject The Child and the school
Looking School Facts in the Face"
-----------------M Mrs A. C. Parsons
Vocational Training" g"
Mrs. Il. f. Woods
Relation of Parents to the
School Mrs. G.. l.. Watson
Club Tea.
The daily sentinel., 1914-03-02
Rirthdax Sting Dinner.

Bromley Van Buren, celebrated his
nineteenth birthday last evening or
rather. it was celebrated for him,
with stag dinner party. which was
surprise party as well as being all
arranged without the knowledge of
the host and Robert Ottman, Nelson
Wheeler and Dick Knoche being in
vited as honored guests for a six
o'clock dinner party. Pretty decor
ations of cut flowers adorned the
table and a huge birthday cake with
nineteen tapers was feature of the
same.
The daily sentinel., 1914-03-02
banquet by $. s. Glasses.

A most enjoyable affair was the
banquet which was given Saturday
night in the assembly room of the
Y, NJ. G. A. by the girls of Mrs. A. G.
Schwenker's Sunday school class to
the boys OF Mr. Hoel's class. accord
ing to their agreement in the recent
membership contest in which the
boys came out victorious
The daily sentinel., 1914-03-02

door man. Mr.. Lindquist is also door
man, and Mr.. Chase, the machine op-
orator. Mrs. Chase, who has been i'll
IN Denver for some time, is the cash
Ter OF the company. She is remarkably
expert In that line of work and in the
DoN oftice can sell and make change
Tor 1000 ticket purchases an hour.
She VIII reJom the company at Grand
junction. Mr. Chase has the reputa-
tion OF being one of the most skillful
machine operators in the United
States.
The daily sentinel., 1914-03-02
NInsicnI C1nh pnstnnned.

There will be no further meetings
of the Monday Night Musical club
until after the close of the Robertson
travelogues. which will be held at
the congregational church for the
next two weeks.
The daily sentinel., 1914-03-02
Christy Mathewson
Signs With Gotham
Associated Press.

Marlin, Tex. March Christy
Mathewson today signed with the
New York Nationals. executing his
contract with President Hampstead
OF the New York club.
The daily sentinel., 1914-03-02
Eastern Stnr Meeting.

Tomorrow. Tuesday. evening there
VIII be meeting OF the Order OF the
Eastern Star at Masonic hall at the
usual hour. 1880. sharp. A fun at
tendance is anticipated.
The daily sentinel., 1914-03-02
Entertained for Mrs. j. H. Litton.

Mesdames J. IT. LItton. Z. .. RI
nearson. Moses. NJ. T. Hale, W. r..
johnson, r. \. Orr. c. b. Worthing-
ton, l.. K. Byers and Miss Daisy
Brown were guests of Mrs. Charles
Nj. Eichinger on Friday afternoon
when she entertained informally in
compliment to Mrs. j, II. Litton who
has Just returned from several
months stay in Illinois where she
has been visiting her relatives.
The daily sentinel., 1914-03-02
Entertained nj Dinner

Mt. and Mrs. Howard Hay and lit
tie daughter. Janet, and Collins HAY
We're dinner guests of Mr.. and Mrs.
William Brewster. at their country
home near Fruita yesterday.
The daily sentinel., 1914-03-02
AT THE LOCAL HOTELS.
ST. REGIS.


w. W. Ward, Denver: T. b. Baird,
Mack, l.. ID. Bremes, St Louis: +. u.
Fresor. st. Louis: j A. Beck, Car
bondale: VIM. II. Dingman. Delta /;
Chas. Lamb. Detroit; II. w. Chiles
and family. Delta: w. b. Stoekham
and wife. Delta; X. McDorman, Utah
Warren Arlington, Denver. Edna II.
Nespel. New York: T. j. Black, Den
yer; Lew Martin and wife, Boston
Chris Jordan, Salt Lake; l.. NJ.
Reeves. Washington. ID. C.; II. r.
Toelle, Kansas City; NJ. c. Hoplins,
renyer; John Boulter. Atchee; Oleon
Fitzpatrick, Atchee; Mr.. and Mrs F.
r. Robertson; A. T. Meyers. Denver;
j. J. Fifield, Salida; w. II. Hack
man. Chicago
LA COURT.
Jas. b. Golden. Tulsa; w. A. Reese,
Durango; r. d. George. Boulder: c.
G. Sargent, Fort Collins: c. a. Rays
ner Salt Lake; G. Warner, Denver;
S S. Boughton, Rifle; II. 7. Meyers,
Denver: Joe GRAY. Denver Otto A.
Meyer. Denver: l.. Z. Disquin, Boul-
der c. r. Ragsdale, Denver; II. W.
slider. Greeley; ID. j Coin. Provi-
dence; L. f. Granel. Chicago; Il. d.
Weischeil, New York; j. l.. Lytel,
y .
l.. f. Mowrey. Denver. Chas. Ham
rick. Denver: l.. A. Fiske Boston;
Ioe Stein. Boise. w. NJ Gibson,
Hoise; II, c. Graves. Colorado Springs
w. j. Dunn and wife. Salt Lake: Geo.
I. Gish. Denver; l.. A. Mcconnell,
Palisade. ]. G. Whitney, Cameo; T.
S. Hovey, Montrose: Nat u. Barney.
Montrose: Mrs. S Boyd. Chicago; p.
Chambers, Denver; w. G. Hayne, Sac
ramento.
OXFORD.
Roy Brinson, Denver; Enor Sand
burg. Denver; Alec Mack, Battle
Creek. Mich, c. c. Bird and Wife.
Lansing. Mich; ]. r. Cluen, Des
Moines, H. V. Mcdaniel. Salida II.
NJ. Lyon. Vernal; G.. r. Beamer. eVr-
nal; j. c. Hungerford. Salt Lake: II.
G. Crawford Salt Lake: VIM Fitz-
patrick. Cimarron; o. F. Herman,
Palisade; j l.. Fry. Montrose; Hen
rS Cund, Denver; d. l.. Houston,
Montrose; Ray Coffey, Somerset; ;
Jean Annette. Aspen; J. f. Roberti,
Silt; Fred Gilmore, Salida; r. r.
Roney. Salida; d. b. Harkins and
wife. Florence: Chas. f. McPhee,
Washington, d. c.; G. b. Curtis.
Dayton; E. J. Stokes. Denver. h. S.
Deacon and wife, Beneyiew. Ont: II.
r.. Wilcox. Book cliff; f. b. Baird,
Mack; n. ID. Crandell. Springvale; ].
A. Nose. Ogden. Gertrude Scott. Sa-
Ida; S. L. Churchill and wife. Sa-
Ida. |. l.. Moneymaker, Butte f. s.
Nerling. Butte; h. NJ Wesygate and
wife. Duluth; J. j. Whelan. Des
Moines; T. T. Buffman. Mt. Vernon.
The daily sentinel., 1914-03-02
COMMITTEE
GOES INTO MINE
Associated Prpss-

Assoclated Press
Trinidad. Colo, March 2-Repre-
sentatiyes Byrnes. Evans and Austin
OF the investigating committee today
explored the workings OF the Victor
American Fuel Mine Company at
Delagua. saw the men at work and
questioned many relative TO working
conditions and relations with their
employers.
The daily sentinel., 1914-03-02
Surprise Party and Linen shower

Misses Grace and Fern Sharp. Mar
garet Cole. Florence and Hazel Scott,
Rose Pritchard. Clara and Ruth Hen
derson, Doris Weaver and Mesdames
Earl Perry. j. A. Weaver, l.. Perry,
W. Il. Stark. Harold Sharp, II. G.
Henderson. ID. r. Dickensheets made
up a merry crowd who surprised
Mrs. Joe Newland. bride of last
week at the home OF her mother
Mrs. Dickensheets in the Appleton
district Saturday afternoon and gave
her shower OF lovely linen. for her
new home on Orchard Mesa The
guests also brought along delicious
lunch and all enjoyed the dainty
spread which was served Mt > o'clock.
The daily sentinel., 1914-03-02

j. l.. Lytel of the Strawberry val
ley reclamation project in Utah has
been local visitor for several days.
on an inspection trip of the Grand
Valley project.
The daily sentinel., 1914-03-02
HINTS TO FARMERS

like the Human to
o S 10 any particular zone climate before
% Jour SEED rs selected especially for cond
Our 20 convinced ms
a with this
tine largest and most complete Lake, The
grown
the Mestern slope Hence will produce
crops uan the Seed
nave the best ALFALFA SEED market
NoNons Weeds Iodder OurP
Onions and many other kinds G. ~ '"r
If he n,out vo,r SEur
Our experience
u > Bank building, and Main. ' ~ '"e
The daily sentinel., 1914-03-02
Informal Evening with Miss Lumsdeu

Miss Alma Lumsden entertained n
few friends on Saturday evening at
her home on Grand avenue at an in
formal dancing party. which was fol-
lowed by dainty little lunch at 2
o'clock. The evening was enjoyed
by the following Young people:
Misses Leila Gilcrest. Marguerite
Parsons. Mildred Adams. Mabel Shell
ienberger, Gertrude Burnett. Sadie
Erickson. Alma Lumsden and Messrs.
Dick Dowrey. John Fidel, James Fisk.
Earl Neil. Mark Bunting. Roy Long,
Collins Hay and Frank Lumsden.
The daily sentinel., 1914-03-02
Royal Neighbors Kensington.

Tomorrow afternoon the Royal
Neighbors Will enjoy one OF their de-
lighttul kensington club meetings at
the home of Mrs. G. p. Blackwell at
$50 Chipeta avenue.
The daily sentinel., 1914-03-02
FRANK R. ROBERTSON
IS HERE
Continued from Page ~


loguer that the only obstacle now in
the way Of completing the canal by
Jan. !, 1878, was the inability of the
canal engineers to control the i'm
mense slides of earth in Culebra cut.
While Mr.. Robertson was on the
isthmus, two big slides took place,
and these are 10 lie shown in pic
lures In the trnvelogue which The
Daily Sentinel offers the public of
Grand Junction.
Tonight" said Mr.. Robertson. u
will so to the Atlantic side Of the ca
nal, visiting the big LOCKS. gates and
dams az Gatun. As y slight diversion.
/ Will stop a While on the way 10
Panama al The delightful tropical ISL
and OF Jamaica. will finish the
journey tonight at the opening OF
Culehra cut Tomorrow night / will
pick up the trip where | LETT off and
VIII go through the cut, down the
locks to the Pacific side and tile Pa
cifie ocean.
Carries Special Cs,r.
y special baggage ear is used to
carry all the equipment and appurte-
nances necessary for the series OF
trayelogues Some. siNty-five pieces
of baggage, Including the cameras,
lanterns, projecting machines and
slides and reels, are carried.
Just word for those who have
never had the opportunity to travel
with Robertson and look with him
upon the wonder places OF the world;
The most pertinent views in all
lands visited viii be shown In pic
lures, both motion and stil. The
latter are beautifully hand colored
pictures Of quality, not mere photo
graphs. The motion pictures have
been secured by Mr Robertson and
his assistants with the aid OF the
best equipment now out
But pictures do not make up the
traVelogues entirely. Mr.. Robertson
is not a picture exhibitor lie is q
traveloguer of repute and he accom-
panies his pictures with crisp, chatty
and witty monologpe. Facts and
figures roll from his lips with a
rapidity that is startling. He Is a
keen observer and has the happy fac
ulty Of being able 20 make his audi
ences see just what he sees, be where
he has been and do what he has done.
The trayelogues are the next best
thing to travelling itself for the i'm
portant, the characteristic. the perti-
nent and the typical only are shown.
The unimportant detail is eliminated.
Stops at Big Places.
1t is with great pleasure that The
Sentinel is able to announce the en-
gagement in this city As n general
thing only the largest cities in the
country secure the time of Mr. Rob
erson. Included in the list OF places
ut which stops have been made this
year are Buffalo. y. Y. Detroit,
Mich, Lima, o., Des Moines, Ia.
Omaha. Neb.. Lincoln. Neb.. and Den
Yer. From here Mr.. Robertson goes
TO Salt Lake. stopping there for
three weeks He then fills engage
ments in Los Angeles. San Francis
co, San Diego. Sacramento and cities
of the Pacific northwest
The two weeks series in Grand
Junction will be presented at the
CONGREGATIONAL church. Ten cents
with coupon from this paper. is
good for one admission. Two par
ties with two dimes. but one coupon.
will be admitted on a single coupon.
General admission is good for the bal
cony space of the church. Reserved
seats on the lower floor may be Sc
cured for 25 cents. coupons not nee