The Bridgeport evening farmer., 1914-11-06
LITTLE RENNYsS NOTE sUOK
B1 Lee Papa.

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 was doing my Iessins and chew ing chewing gum in the settin room last mite, and aftir a vile pop sed, Say wat do you think y11re doing, giving arl~sf fraitayslain Of the Frentch artil- lery in ackshin or wat
 I'm jest doing my Iessins+ sed
 Yure making an fncredibil amount of noise chewing, that, s wat yure 5do- ing, sed pop watevvir yure chewing avn you aWt to have a Maxim si- lencer to go with it, or elts go out side a home for deff mutes and chew 1t.
 It's chewing gum. sed,
 Well for the luv of sweet sounds get rid of it, sed pop.
 It's peppirmint, I sed.
 That meens Ynuthing to met, get rid of it. sed pop.
 This chewing gum cost 2 sent pop. I sed.
 Then 1t cost a sent to mutch, sed pop. don't you no chewing gum is an shin of unnessessery noises, not to say wuns of the Contributing causes of the high cost of living, haven't you got rid of 1t yet
 But it cost a sent, pop. T sed.i And kepp avn chewing it, trying not to make mutch noise bu tnnakfng sum, avn akkount of the room beeing prit- ty quiet, and aftir a vile pop sed, Say is that bon1bardmint still going avn, thaWt [ told you to get rid of that perpetual insterment of torture, get rid Of it in 5 seekinds and III give you 2 sents. that will be 100 per sent, you cant ixpeckt moar profit than that.
 e. awl rite, I sed. And I went to the windo and got rid of it and pop gave me the sentS, saying, NeVV1r waste anuthir sent avn that truck.
 It wasent my sent aed, It was Puds simkins sent, he got it out of a slot naasheen and gave me half
 Good mite. then you've got 200 per sent profit, gess III have to make a f1nanseer out of you yet, sed pop. And he went avn reeding the papir and l went avn doing my lessins without telling him had jest stuck the chew ing gum avn the bottim of the marbil outside of the window ware l can get it eny time wunt it.
 My sistir G1addds has a dress witf 6 litteI buttfns going down the back wich they've proberly bin thare aVVl bhes time oTay [ oray noticed them wen was wawlxing behdnd GIaddfses chare in the dining room avn, alkkount Of me beeing awI throo suppir and Gladuis not even beeing up to dtzzeIt yet. and T start5d to push eetch button with my fngir. saying, Rich man. poor man. beegfr man. tleef 1awyir docktor.
 And Gladdfs dident say enything so startid to do it awl ovir agen, nd she sed sumthing that tinle saying Will you kindly stop that and chase yureself I t4lawt if let you do It vl1nts without saying enythi11s you mite be satersfed but I shood of noWn bettir
 You sbettir let me finish it, was ory up to theef, I sed you don't wunt me to stop at theef do you.
 You'll stop at verse than that if you
 don't get away rum in back or my chared, sed GJaddis. And kWlcks pushed the last ? aoq1ttins, saying, Law yir. dorktir, and ran out Of the room
 The next day was Supdey and we awI went to church, me going be- kause pop made me and pop going bekause ma made him, and sat rite in back of Gladdis and she had anutnlr dress avn, beeing a pink wun With s1inn nalboar buttirs going down the back, and vile the miristir was tawlz- ing leened ovir and Staftfd to push Gladdises buttins, saying. Rich man, poor man, beggir man, theef, laWy1I'.. docktor, merchant. Beeing buft1ns.
 Are you krazy whispered Gladcfs tern. ing erround and uakinga fearse face
 Noi I whispered back. And as soon as she termed erround agen. I startid to push them agens getting up to beg efr man befoar she termed erround agen. wispiring pritty loud, You yung imp, you'll sufffr for this wen I get you outside.
 Gladdds wat do you meen by aEvl that wi1ispiring, don't you realize ware you are sed ma, who was setting rite next to Giaddis.
 And Gladdis Jest made anuthfr fearse