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The Lynden tribune. [volume] (Lynden, Wash.) 1908-current, 1914-11-05
Too Many Books In 1000.

In bewailing the fact that too many
books are published Mr.. Heinemann re-
echoes a complaint made over three
centuries ago. Barnaby Rich. in his
preface to "a New Description Of Ire.
land" published in 1000, writes: Zone
Of the diseases of this age Is the multi
tude Of books that doth so overcharge
the world that It is not able to digest
the abundance of idle matter that Is
every day Matched and brought into the
world. that are as divers in their forms
as their authors be In their faces. 1t is
but a thriftless and thankless occupa.
ton, this writing Of books. A man
were certainly better to sit singing in a
cobbler's shop. for his pay Is certainly
q penny patch! But book writer, II
he get sometimes few commenda-
tons of the judicious. he shall be sure
to reap a thousand reproaches Of the
malicious. "-London Chronicle.
The Lynden tribune. [volume] (Lynden, Wash.) 1908-current, 1914-11-05
The Polar Star.

As Is well known to most readers.
the north star marks the point in the
skies toward which the axes poles) of
the earth point. But the poles have
another motion called procession"
(much like the secondary motion of a
spinning top. by which the ever chang.
Ing poles describe big circle in the
sky, reaching from the present north
star across to Vega. 1t requires over
25,OOO years to complete that circle,
and during that time numerous stars
will In turn inherit the title of north
star. Eleven thousand years hence the
Job will fall to Vega, and a most wor
thy holder of that most important posi-.
ton In the skies he will be- When
that time comes Polaris will be almost
Observation-Disclosures Dispatch.
The Lynden tribune. [volume] (Lynden, Wash.) 1908-current, 1914-11-05
CARD OF THANKS

We wish to express our sincere
thanks to our many friends who
helped US in our bereavement when
our loving mother was taken from
us, and who showed their sympathy
In SO many ways.
Harry Wander Yacht and family
The Lynden tribune. [volume] (Lynden, Wash.) 1908-current, 1914-11-05

AM fully equipped to fill all Or
ders for drain tile-the best drain
tile made. Guaranteed to stand
anything that clay tile will stand,
and some things that clay tile
will not stand. Ain. tile, az cts
per foot; sin tile, 81 cts. per
foot; Gin. tile, cts. per foot;
Sin. tile, 8 cts per IT,; 1O-in. tile
IL cts per tt; 12-in. tile. Ia cts.
by the wagon load or car load at
the factory, l mile west Of Lyn-
den. E. w. Bayes. Phone 4318,
Lynden. 4-9-tf.
The Lynden tribune. [volume] (Lynden, Wash.) 1908-current, 1914-11-05

FOR SALE-A graded Holstein cow
well marked. viii be fresh with
second calf about Jan. 25. Also rs
black Minorca pullet hens. Otto
Cotton, Lynden. 11-5-1t
The Lynden tribune. [volume] (Lynden, Wash.) 1908-current, 1914-11-05

FOR SALE-Registered Holstein
Calves, both sex. Also my herd
Sire Karel Chimicum De Kol. D.
F. Smith, Route EversOn. phone
1902 Nooksack. 1R miles south
Worthen station. 5-21tf.
The Lynden tribune. [volume] (Lynden, Wash.) 1908-current, 1914-11-05
CARD OF THANKS

l wish to express my appreciation
to the voters of LINDEN for the hear
ty support they gave me at the re-
cent election.
b p Shoemaker
The Lynden tribune. [volume] (Lynden, Wash.) 1908-current, 1914-11-05

PLAIN SEWING-Prices reasonable
Mrs. ID. A. Wampler.
11-6-2t
The Lynden tribune. [volume] (Lynden, Wash.) 1908-current, 1914-11-05

HERD RECORD SHEETS-printe
on good Manila board. Place to
record the milk Of 20 cows. twice
a day, for one month. Printed on
both sides. For sale at The Tri-
bune office, s cents each or rs 70
81. This is the standard barn re-
cord sheet used in all first class
dairies.
The Lynden tribune. [volume] (Lynden, Wash.) 1908-current, 1914-11-05

FOR SALE-One bay horse, weight
1900, will drive single or double,
cheap. On the Guide, one mile
south of the boundary. D. Rut-
gers. 10-29-2t.
The Lynden tribune. [volume] (Lynden, Wash.) 1908-current, 1914-11-05

AUTOMOBILE TO HIRE-Anytime.
Anywhere. Prices reasonable.
Progressive Auto Co., Phone
Rail Lynden. 7-3O-tf.
The Lynden tribune. [volume] (Lynden, Wash.) 1908-current, 1914-11-05

FOR SALE-Few choice grade
Lincoln Rams. exhibit at fair. w.
Z. Preston, Phone 4404, Lynden
1O-1-tf.
The Lynden tribune. [volume] (Lynden, Wash.) 1908-current, 1914-11-05

HORSES FOR SALE-One team Of
Blacks. Gelding and Mare,
weight $500. 3 years old, sound
and true, and one team of small
horses, weight 1900. P. Grune,
Route 3, EversOn. 7-18-tf.
The Lynden tribune. [volume] (Lynden, Wash.) 1908-current, 1914-11-05

COWS FOR SALE-Fresh soon.
John McClelland, west of Glen
dale school house. 1O-29-1t.
The Lynden tribune. [volume] (Lynden, Wash.) 1908-current, 1914-11-05

AUTO FOR HIRE-Anywhere, any
time. F. G. Knott, Phone r. 761,
Lynden. 1O-S-'
The Lynden tribune. [volume] (Lynden, Wash.) 1908-current, 1914-11-05

DIR. VAN KIRK, Specialist in dis
eases of the EYE, EAR. NOSE,
and THROAT. Glasses accurately
fitted. Bellingham Natl Bank
Building.
The Lynden tribune. [volume] (Lynden, Wash.) 1908-current, 1914-11-05

of rugs, on road
between Lynden and Nooksack.
Finder notify E. E. Baxter, Lyn-
den. Reward offered. 10-29-2t.
The Lynden tribune. [volume] (Lynden, Wash.) 1908-current, 1914-11-05

FOR SALE-A fine violin at Nick
Boerhaves, Lynden. 4t-10-29.
The Lynden tribune. [volume] (Lynden, Wash.) 1908-current, 1914-11-05

FOR SALE-Team, wagon and har-
ness. Cow and calf. VIM. Brig
ham, Route 2 Lynden. 9-17-tf.
The Lynden tribune. [volume] (Lynden, Wash.) 1908-current, 1914-11-05

TO TRADE-Five acre tract near
Seattle for horses and cows. The
Tribune. 1O-8-tf.
The Lynden tribune. [volume] (Lynden, Wash.) 1908-current, 1914-11-05
Of Course He Docs,

Logical sequence, anyway"
"How nowY'
First man feathers his nest; then
ne plumes himself. kansas City Jour.
nal.
The Lynden tribune. [volume] (Lynden, Wash.) 1908-current, 1914-11-05
w A II L F. D
Notices Of For Sale and Of the Wants Of the Community Bar
gains in Everything From Tin Pans to Dairy Ranches
A Continued Story About Advertising

LOST-A grip full of clothes on
the Hannegan road. Finder
please return to The Tribune Of
flee. 10-29-3t.
The Lynden tribune. [volume] (Lynden, Wash.) 1908-current, 1914-11-05

FOR SALE--Second hand range
Mrs. H. v. Salzga ber,. LIST and
Liberty, Lynden.
11-5-2t
The Lynden tribune. [volume] (Lynden, Wash.) 1908-current, 1914-11-05

FOR SALE-Thoroughbr Guern-
sey bull calves and Berkshire pigs
Nels Jacobson. Lynden. 12-11-tf.
The Lynden tribune. [volume] (Lynden, Wash.) 1908-current, 1914-11-05

FOR SALE-ChOice Jersey Bull
Calves. B. G. Crabtree.
The Dickinson press., 1914-06-27
REDUCED R. R. Rates TO
THE STATE FAIR IN FARGO

Approaching the growing import
ance of the North Dakota State Fair
to be held in Fargo July 2O-25, the
Northern Pacific, the Great Northern
and the Milwaukee roads have, with
their usual broad-minded policy,
granted reduced rates. This year it
will cost only 2 cents per mile. The
reduced rate will apply on all roads
running into Fargo.
There will be many special trains
arranged over the different roads for
the especial accommodation Of those
who wish to take in the great annual
agricultural show in the states metro.
polls.
The railroads realize the great prac-
Teal benefits of such exhibitions and
are willing to contribute their share
toward making it easier for the peo'
pie of the state to get in touch with
the big event.
The reduced rates will make It pos
sib1e for visitors to come from great
er distances and for those living near.
er to fargo to- bring all the members
Of the family and enjoy an annual out
ing that will be instructive, education.
al, entertaining and amusing.
Watch your local newspapers for the
announcements as to special trains
over your line to Fargo and learn from
local agents Of the road the hours
these special trains will leave your
town.
The Dickinson press., 1914-06-27
DAIRY COWS At
THE STATE FAIR
Proper Homage Will Be Paid the Foe.
ter Mother Of Human Race at
N. D. State Fair.

Realizing the statewide interest
that has been aroused in the dairy
COW In this state, the management of
the North. Dakota State Fair has ar
ranged to feature her at the great an
nual exposition to be held in Fargo
July POPS.
So many converts have been made
to dairying that the greatest enthusi-
asm has been aroused in every county
IN the state.
Thoroughbreds imported.
Thousands of thoroughbred cattle
OF the leading dairy breeds have been
brought into North Dakota during the
last three or four years. This season
has broken all past records.
Fine Specimens.
The Fair management will have the
finest specimens of different dairy
types on exhibition all week. There
will be Holsteins, Jerseys, Guernseys,,
Ayreshires, the dual purpose Red
Polls and S%horthorns, and other milk
Ing types. Visitors who are contem-
plating engaging in this great indus
try may obtain better ideas of the diff
ferent breeds, while enthusiastic par.
tisans Of certain kinds can see the
highest types Of their favorite breeds.
Special Prizes.
To properly encourage dairying In
this state, the Fargo Commercial club
has offered 5000, additional to the cash
premiums by the association, for the
three best herds Of dairy cattle shown
by a North Dakota exhibitor. The
first prize will be 800, the second $65
and the third $36.
A Queenly Quartet.
The Fair management has secured
IS one of the great added attractions
in the dairy exhibit four Worlds Rec
ord cows. No such royal exhibit has
ever before been attempted in this
state. The quartet of milk producers
have a combined value of more than
$4,000. They are Pear No: 24SS8,
holding the Red Polled butter record
of 724 s mounds IN one raar from tho
The Dickinson press., 1914-06-27
RICHARDTON

Miss Agnes Evans returned to Bis
Im.arrcck, Sunday.
Clarence Lee Of Loring was in town
Monday on business.
Miss Christine Locher Of TAYLOR
was shopping here Friday.
Albert Koesel autoed to Dickinson
Thursday, returning the same day.
Miss Helen Schultz, is on the sick
list this week with q bad cold.
NE. and Mrs. Lee Hof visited with
relatives in Dickinson over Sunday.
Mr.. and Mrs. Albert Koesel9 and
children spent Sunday at Gladstone.
Mrs. Arthur Webb and little.
daughters left Thursday for Canada.
Chas. Hill and Henry Pathmann.
were. in Dickinson from Sunday to
Monday.
G. C. Turner and Sheriff Geo.
Brown of Dickinson were in Richard
ton Friday.
Mrs. Bill Spike visited with rela-
t1ves at Wibaux, Mont, from Satur-
day to Tuesday.
Members of the German Lutheran
church here are having electric lights
installed in the church.
Quite a few of the Richardton
people attended the Old Settlers pic
mic at Gladstone Monday.
Mrs. j. j. Fleck and Mrs. Arnold
visited out at the John Koppz farm
from Sunday to Monday.
DR.. and Mrs. L. H. Bussen and son
left last week for Verona, where they
will make their future home.
MI. and Mrs. Martin Eskerstrand
entertained about fifteen of their
friends Friday evening at cards.
Miss Edith Palm left Sunday for
RAIDER, N. D., where she intends to
spend the summer at the home of her
brother. .
Mrs. Frank Lauterbach of Taylor
spent Tuesday visiting at the home
Of her parents, Mr.. and Mrs. Geo.
Hettenbaugh.
Mrs. Arthur Webb, Miss Mira Zeb-
ley and Bill Hagen spent Sunday out
at the P. S. Cornish home; twenty
miles south Of here.
Miss Irene Carol returned to her.
home at Wibaux, Mont, Saturday,
after spending three weeks at the
home of her sister, Mrs. Bill Spike.
The Dickinson press., 1914-06-27
A Fortune In Tree,

5- %. - 'TOTIuU0 III q sT00s lyE@zsszs 4%a
The most valuable tree in the:
known world is the famous avocado,
or alligator pear, tree owned by Mr..
Harry A. Woodworth Of Whittier, Cal.
The tree is just eight years old and
this year made 5000 for its owner.
Mr.. EWoodworth has recently had a
thirty foot fence erected around his
tree to keep out miscreants and has.
had the tree insured against fire and
wind with Lloyds Of London for $780,
600. A local nurseryman produced
this tree from a seed sent from the
Mexican, highland. Several more of
these seeds were planted at the same.
time and have grown into beautiful
trees, but non has borne fruit. This
tree stands thirty-ive feet high, and:
its trunk is forty-eight inches in cir
conference. Another peculiar feature
about it is that it began bearing when
only three years old, as the avocado
seldom bears before the age Of eight or
ten years. The fruit is the shape Of a
very large pear. It has a, very dark
green skin and contains one large
seed, while the meat is of a creamy
consistency. The tree bore 1866 pears
last year, which sold from six to eight
dollars a dozen.-St. Nicholas.
The Dickinson press., 1914-06-27
A GREAT STOCK
JUDGING CONTEST
THE FAIR MANAGEMENT HAA
CREATED A NEW FEATURE
THIS YEAR
AGRICULTURAL COLLEGE school,
ARSHiPS AND SPECIAL CASH
PRIZES OFFERED

Because of the increasing interest fR
all forms. of live stock, and for thu
purpose Of i%nstructing and inspiring
the young men of the state, the North
Dakota State Fair management has az
ranged a great stock judging contest
during the big annual exposition IN
Fargo July 20-25.
The contest is to be conducted along
broad lines, somewhat similar to the
rules that govern the great internar
tional affairs held annually. in Chicago.
This contest will be staged on Mon
day, July 20.
Cash Prizes.
There are three prizes offered tor
Judging each breed, and for the con
testants with the highest standing In
all the competitions there will be adj
ditional cash prizes Of SIS, $40 and 80.
Scholarships Offered.
The officials Of the North Dakota
Agricultural college were so interest,"
ed in this feature that they decided o0
assist In the great work of interesting
the youth Of the state in the live stock
Judging contest by Offering a scholar.
ship, in any of their thirteen courses
Of study, to the highest scoring con-
testant Of each county team. These
scholarships have a value Of from $50
20 $l25.
Tho Plan.
Briefly, the plan Is to have a team
Of three contestants from each oun
ty. These must be sons of farmers
and under rs years Of age, who have
never attended any agricultural col
lege or any agricultural school. Only
n team Of three men will represent
any county, and this must have some
authoritative statement as to eligfbfl
ity. The entries must be made by
July s, and filed with Secretary Nash.
The conditions of the contest, tho
methods, restrictions, the time, classics
and all other Information desired will
be found in the premium list, which
will be furnished on application to
The Dickinson press., 1914-06-27
Cinderella's Slipper.

no
In 1880 a rich old French actor
named Thenevard was walking along
the streets of Paris when he saw In q
shoemaker's stall a woman's shoe
which he thought very small. He
picked it up and admired it not only
because it was so tiny, but because 1t
was SO nicely formed. He then re-
turned to his home, but could not get
it out Of his mind, for, he dreame1o OF
it that night, and early next morning
he went to the shoemaker's to inquire
she name of the III But this the
shoemaker did not know. Day after
day for months the actor visited the
stall, and finally n day a beautiful
little peasant girl called for the shoe.
She had left it there OF a former visit
to Paris. The, girl was only sixteen
years old and was very poor, but
graceful and modest. The actor fell in
love with her and gave her many beau
tiful presents. Soon they got married
and lived happily together for a long
time, and when the old man died he
left a large fortune to his pretty young
widow: It Is said that out of this true
story grew the tale Of Cinderella.
The Dickinson press., 1914-06-27
HEALTH HINT.
Pneumonia.

gEs%r.T". ~ $50 90 n "a =
The cough Of pneumonia, says
Dr. 4. F. Bowers in the, New
York Tribune, is not wise nor
expedient to stop before It has
done what 1t started to do-that
Is, to help eject from the lungs
the billions OF .pneumococci and
other germs that cause pneu-
monia and also the germ prod
ucts that are filing the lung
cells. Any attempt to stop this
cough may result, first and fore
most, in locking up the secre->
lions and, next, In confusing
the symptoms. Sk1llful. prompt
actionsis necessary In this dam
ger0ris disease. There is no
place here for the amateur and
his Cures In pneumonia 1t Is
necessary TO do something, and
do &c quickly, or pneumonia VIII
dosit nrst. The main thing .is to
eQualise the circulation. keep mp
the strength and, AZ unable 10
abort the disease, prepare the
patient for the crisis. Don't try
Cough remedies,' III pneum0-
MIA unless It should be on your
self and you done care much
what happens to you.
The Dickinson press., 1914-06-27
REVERE.

J should be happy, I suppose.
Perhaps 7 shouldn't thus complain.
! have as many friends as foes,
AS much Of gladness as Of pain.
MY health 10 good; my appetite
Is great. I can't kick on those scores.
But In the middle Of the night
My roommate shores!
That knocks the bliss from my repose.
! wake and shudder at the sound.
I wish his breath came through his nose.
At present he bays lilke a hound.
] like him, but I'd like 10 fling
Him, snore and all, clear out Of doors,
Cause when I'm dreaming some swell
thing
My roommate snores!
] never heard a noise before
So sudden in It's dread effect.
When reused from slumber by that snore
I leave my bed quite unbedecked,
! cross to his and close his face
Aye. that's the way to stop such roars-
And then it's quiet round the place
6S Detroit Free Press.
The Dickinson press., 1914-06-27

Jean Duluth Farms Of Duluth, Mimi;
Bess Pietertge Ormsby Mercedes No.
154367, the Holstein that holds the
worlds record for milk production in
80 days for junior 3 year olds, owned
by E. G. Schroeder Of Hoorhead,
Mimi; Glen Canary DeKol, the holder
of the worlds butter record for senior
8 year Odds, and Queen Piebe Merce-
des, the holder of the worlds butter
record for senior 2 year olds. To see
this quartet of worlds record break.
ing mixers will alone be worth a trip
to the fair and give the visitor a faint
conception Of the factors dairy cows
are to be in the upbuilding of the state
of North Dakota. All dairy products
will be featured.
The Dickinson press., 1914-06-27
Big ATTRACTIONS FOR
THE STATE FAIR IN FARGO

That entertainment and amusement
might be provided for every visitor to
the MOI tn Dakots State Fair in Fargo
July POPS, the management concluded
arrangements with two great booking
agencies, the F. M. Barnes company.
and the International Theater corapa-.
ny, both Of Chicago, for special high
class attractions. These agencies have
contracted with many Of. the leading
state fairs in the Union and make .
specially of the highest class features
that can be produced. Everything Will
be clean and wholesome and SO widely
varied that there will be something
to interest and amuse each visitor.
The free attractions are the largest
and best ever offered at any exposition
In this state. The Imperial Pekines0
company is a rare treat. It Is conn
posed of the famous Chinese acrobata
direct from Pekin. They do an excep-
tionally sensational act Of a thrilling
character, and conclude with a ride
for life suspended by the hair Of their
heads. .aGs
Another great free feature Is the
wonderful Tasmanian Van Diemang.
In ground acrobatics and novelty num-
bers. Grenada and Fedora, America'o
big sensational wire act is another fea-
ture. RAMA and Armo, the g~rotesque
and comedy acrobats, will furnish
amusement.
The management IL also arranging
to have four concert bands or tho
grounds to furnish music for the con-
inuous entertainment Of all state fair
visitors. !.
1.-THE World at Home" Is the name
Of the big shows brought by the
Barnes company 20 the fair this year.
II abounds in special attractive feat
ures from all corners Of the world.
This show cost 100000, and requires
Is cars to transport 1t. There are
over 400 persons engaged with the big
features and a splendid band Of thirty
pieces furnishes the music. The week.
ly payroll for these attractions g.
V3.600. ,H~11.
The Dickinson press., 1914-06-27
Equal to Emergencies.

The girl was an orphan, and yet the
young mar proposed to her. She was
an orphan on one side only. Her doting
and wealthy mamma was still alive
and kicking.
After she had accepted him the girl
said:
"You know, darling, that we shall
have none Of mammals money while
she is alive? Papa's will provided for
that"
II quite understand that, dearest"
answered the happy man. "We will
just ask your mamma to live with us,
put her in that folding bed and hope
for the best"-Cleveland Plain Dealer.
The Dickinson press., 1914-06-27
RiddIo9.

'%~--.cis* -. .
If your uncle's sister is not your aunt
what relation is she to you? Your
mother.
What is an old lady in the middle Of
a river like? Like to be drowned.
: Why were Adam and Eve a gram.
NAUTICAL anomaly?. Because they were
two relatives without an antecedent
why is the figure 8 like a peacock?
Because without a tail 1t is nothing.
Which are the most contented birds?
Rocks, because they never complain
without Jaws.
Why are birds In spring Ikea bank
ing establishment Because. they issue
promissory notes and rejoice when the
branches are houdshing.
What Is that which You can keep
after giving It to some one else? Your
word. w. &-s gs%s.E
Give the three degreesof getting on
In the world. Get on, get honor. get
honest. FSs H
The Dickinson press., 1914-06-27
NOTICE FOR PUBLICATION

Department Of the Interior, U. s.
Office. at Dickinson, North Da-
Notice Is hereby given that Emil
who, on May 23rd. 1910, made Home.
half northeast quarter and east half
.lss n, range 81 West stu Principai
to make Final Three Year Proof, to es-
Etablish claim to the land above de.
Escribed, before the Register and Re-
Ecetyer q the United States Land Once.
day sof July, 1914. 5aa
Claimant names as witnesses: d
John Dvorak, Anton Okrup. Joseph
j. q. oU1NLIvAN.
6-21-5t Register.
The Dickinson press., 1914-06-27

First Prize Chester White Boar.
Secretary Nash of the North Dakota
State Fair, Fargo, N. D.
In counties under the North Dakota
Better Farming movement contestants
must report to the experts Of that or
%ganization, and make their application
for entry through him. He will gladly
give all advice and assistance possible.
The contests will be educational and
highly beneficial to the young men.
and should result in their gaining
technical and general information re-
garding the best types of horses, cat
tie. sheep and hogs.
The Dickinson press., 1914-06-27
STATE FAIR POULTRY SHOW.

AS q result OF the rapidly increaS-
ing interest In poultry raising and egg
production these points will be fea-
&ured at the North Dakota State Fair
In Fargo, July, .20-25. Special preml.
tlinsS and prizes have been offered by
the management for exhibits and high,
class Judges have. been secured. Ev.
cry advantage will be offered exhibit
ors to display their high class thor
Aughbred fowls. In addition to the
regular lines OF poultry tine manage.
fment has secured many OF the rarer:
specimens Of different domestic fowl
life for the great exposition. There
will be many things OF great interest
TO breeders and those planning to; en-
gage IN the poultry industry in North
Dakota
The Dickinson press., 1914-06-27
Ironino and

For the mother who does her own
ironing and mending: Prepare a small
bag containing necessary things for
mending and sewing on Of buttons and
fasten 1t to ironing board. She will
be able to sew on buttons and draw
up little rips that will make her pile
Of mendlng smaller. If she could train
herself to sit on a high stool as much
as possible while working she will not
be so tired at the end Of a days work
Exchange.
The Dickinson press., 1914-06-27

Questioning Her Sincerity.
rpAuntie, If you are a real prohibition
ist you ought not to be giving the drink
suggestion"
"How do you mean?"
eBy wearing corkscrew curls."-Bal-
timore American. perm =. "
The Dickinson press., 1914-06-27
A Happv Circumstance,

A Happy Circumstances.
II don't believe Henrietta will read
any more Of her speeches to me-" said
Mr.. Meekton.
."sWhy not?"
Yesterday I applauded at the place
where her manuscript was marked
daughter and laughed where twas
marked applause "-Washington Star.