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The Prince George's enquirer and southern Maryland advertiser. (Upper Marlborough, Md.) 1882-1925, 1914-05-22
SartoriaI Controversy.

An Atkinson man said that S. was
recently bet that Andy Ketcham pos
sessed more suits of clothes when he
left Atchison than Taft owned when
he left the White House. To decide
the bet Wilbur Hawk was written to
at the Federal penitentiary. Mr..
Hawk wrote back that when Taft sur
rendered his office to Wilson he had
thirty-fve suits of clothes 1t Is local
history that Andy Ketcham owned
thirty-seven suits when he got the hot
foot and deserted Atchison for more
hospitable climes. Andy hasn't done
much since he left Atchison, and it is
said that the only clothes he now
possesses is pair of overalls.-Atchi-
son Globe.
The Prince George's enquirer and southern Maryland advertiser. (Upper Marlborough, Md.) 1882-1925, 1914-05-22

IF you have the slightest doubt
that Lydia e. Pinkham's Vegeta-
BILE Compound will help you, write
toLydia E.Pinkham MedicineC Co.
(confidentiaD Lynn, Mass, for adj
vice. Your letter will be opened,
read and answered by a woman
and held in strict confidence.
The Prince George's enquirer and southern Maryland advertiser. (Upper Marlborough, Md.) 1882-1925, 1914-05-22
TWO SPLENDID NEW CANDIES
Country Ginger a Substitute for the
Present NEUTRALITY-SUSPICIOUS. OF
Cherry Morsels.

Country Ginger.-This is an excel
lent substitute for the ordinary pre-
served ginger, and 1t is quite easy to
prepare at a comparatively little ex-
pense, carrots being the chief lngredl-
ent White carrots are preferable, but
in their stead small yellow ones will
answer equally we'll Select pound
of carrots Of fine texture and boil
them for ten minutes, scrape off the
outer rind, remove the points and the
core and cut into pieces about a quar-
ter of an inch thick. Boil these until
they are quite tender, changing the
water several times. Add two pounds
of sugar, one quart OF water, two
ounces of green ginger root cut very
fine, and the juice and grated rind o.
one lemon. Boil the mixture for Id
minutes. Allow it to stand overnight
and boil again; repeat this process
for three days until the strip is very
thick. Finally heat the strip and
strain 1t, leave it to harden, cut into
cubes, roll them in granulated sugar
and place them on a tray in warm
oven to dry. The oven must be just
hot enough to dry the cubes quickly
Cherry Morsels.-Boil together IL
an enamel saucepan two cupfuls OF
sugar, a quarter of cake of chocolate
grated fine, cupful of cream and two
tablespoonful of butter, stirring ali
well together until drop of the mix
ture tried in cold water hardens into
soft ball. Add to this one teaspoon
full of lemon extract, one teaspoonfu
of almond extract and cupful of pre-
served cherries chopped fine. Finally
take the saucepan off the fire, stir the
mixture until it is smooth and creamy
and drop into paper cases or tiny tins
When nearly hard decorate each ball
with quarters of preserved cherrief
and a little graduated sugar.
The Prince George's enquirer and southern Maryland advertiser. (Upper Marlborough, Md.) 1882-1925, 1914-05-22
Quite Probable.

Pat was showing his freshly landed
friend through New York, and the
sights were pointed out to the new
conner with the pride Of one thor
oughly at home in the land. Finally
they paused in front of Trinity church.
at the head of Wall street, and while
the ancient graveyard was being ex-
plored the bell in the steeple began
to ring.
Casey, the newcomer, looked up at
the tower a moment and then turned
to his friend. Tell me, Pat" he said.
why does the bell ring at this time
of day."
Pat studied the questioner a mo-
ment, and then observed: It's my
idea there's some wan pullin' tn rope"
The Prince George's enquirer and southern Maryland advertiser. (Upper Marlborough, Md.) 1882-1925, 1914-05-22
Dutch Hotchpot,

Boil six carrots with six onions
(medium size) until tender. In an
other kettle boil six medium-sized po-
tatoes. Drain all the water from
both put them together, mash them
we'll, add one teaspoonful of salt, one
half teaspoonful of sugar, one-fourth
taaspoonful of pepper, one-half cupful
O. butter and one-half cupful of milk
or cream. Beat well and serve hot.
The Prince George's enquirer and southern Maryland advertiser. (Upper Marlborough, Md.) 1882-1925, 1914-05-22

T h g Pharisee
thanked God he
was not as the
rest of men-ha
thought he was
the best man in
the world. The
publican cri @ d
literally, God be
merciful to me 8
sim err h G
thought he was
the worst man in
the world. So we
m ay commend
this story to all,
the best man in
tho urrarld and fha
The Prince George's enquirer and southern Maryland advertiser. (Upper Marlborough, Md.) 1882-1925, 1914-05-22
Rice Rerinque.

One cupful of rice boiled until soft.
Drain off the water and let the rice
COOL Then add a quart of milk and
the well-beaten yolks Of three eggs
Flavor with vanilla, three tablespoon.
fuls of sugar and grated nutmeg, and
bake for about half an hour. When
slightly cool, beat the whites of three
eggs to a stiff froth with two table.
spoonfuls of sugar and spread over
the top. Brown this meringue and
serve either at once or when cold.
with a side dish of jelly.
The Prince George's enquirer and southern Maryland advertiser. (Upper Marlborough, Md.) 1882-1925, 1914-05-22
Literary Axiom.

Good writer's make poor money.
The Hottest literary aim leads to the
attic 1t is the commonplace alone
who become best sellers"
The speaker was Ripley Hitchcock.
the essayist, critic and editor of New
York. He added, smiling:
"The man with the true literary
bent Is always broke"
The Prince George's enquirer and southern Maryland advertiser. (Upper Marlborough, Md.) 1882-1925, 1914-05-22
SeIf-Protection,

you are demanding a very heavy
fee for automobiles in Crimson Gulch."
protested the tourist.
We've got to, in self-protection."
replied Sheriff joe eve got tired Of
the nervous strain. Every once in a
while a tire would blow out and the
report would break up every card
game in the township"
The Prince George's enquirer and southern Maryland advertiser. (Upper Marlborough, Md.) 1882-1925, 1914-05-22
BoneIess Birds,

Take a piece of round steak. cut in
pieces three inches wide and three or
four inches long. Make dressing OF
bread crumbs, little onion, pepper
salt and butter; then roll this in the
pieces of steak. Put together with
toothpicks and fry in lard. When both
sides are brown. pour boiling water
over and simmer about two hours.
Serve hot.
The Prince George's enquirer and southern Maryland advertiser. (Upper Marlborough, Md.) 1882-1925, 1914-05-22
Didn't Know the Game.

Retired M. F. Hand when we
came to the seventeenth, just as l
was going to drive, what should l see
but an old dog fox staring at me out
Of the hedge.
Sympathetic Friend-Ye-s-s-s?
Retired NJ. F. H.-Now, don't you
think that was a most remarkable
thing?
Sympathetic Friend-Well, yes, l
suppose it was; but then, you see, I
don't know anything about golf
Punch.
The Prince George's enquirer and southern Maryland advertiser. (Upper Marlborough, Md.) 1882-1925, 1914-05-22
Shave by an.

A miniature electric fan is an in
yantion for men with stubborn boards.
The razor has four blades, which
whirl around under the power of a
small electric motor. When applied
to the face with the motion of bar
Der using a massage instrument, the
toughest boards are scattered to the
four winds.
The Prince George's enquirer and southern Maryland advertiser. (Upper Marlborough, Md.) 1882-1925, 1914-05-22
er;.d Chicken. GEORGIA STYLE.

Cut up young chicken; season
with salt and pepper; dip in beaten egg
and cracker crumbs. Have In frying
pan butter and pork drippings good
and hot. Fry chicken slowly until ten,
der: brown we'll on both sides. Place
chicken in covered dish. Stir into
gravy left large tablespoonful OF
-four; have it smooth; add one cup
sweet cream, season with salt and pep.
DER and boil up. Pour over chicken
Serve hot.
The Prince George's enquirer and southern Maryland advertiser. (Upper Marlborough, Md.) 1882-1925, 1914-05-22
Snowflake Critters,

Beat two eggs well, add one and
one-half cupfuls -four and knead we'll
Flour the breadboard thoroughly and
roll out very thin as for vermicelli.
Cut into oblong strips about five
inches long and in center of each cut
a cross. Throw into boiling lard or
rendered butter, fry quickly, turn and
remove. Sprinkle them with powdered
sugar and serve on platter. They look
very dainty and are all curled up.
Serve with side dishes of any kind
of fruit
The Prince George's enquirer and southern Maryland advertiser. (Upper Marlborough, Md.) 1882-1925, 1914-05-22
Shfimps on Toast.

Toast the required number Of slices,
make cream sauce of one pint of
milk thickened and seasoned with but
ter. pepper and salt Just before COM
ing to table drop a can of shr1mps IN
sauce. l always put my shrimps to
soak in cold water for Is minutes. as
this hardens them. This make nice
luncheon to serve in hurry.
The Prince George's enquirer and southern Maryland advertiser. (Upper Marlborough, Md.) 1882-1925, 1914-05-22
Home Chilli Sauce.

A dozen tomatoes, eight green pep
pers, two onions, half dozen small
chilli peppers. Will make two or three
bottles or about quart.
Boil three cups Of good vinegar and
put into it the vegetables fine chopped
and sailed to taste. Boil an hour and
a half and bottle without straining.
More may DO made but proportions are
the same.
The Prince George's enquirer and southern Maryland advertiser. (Upper Marlborough, Md.) 1882-1925, 1914-05-22
Apple Slump.

Pare one-half dozen apples, put In
kettle that can be covered tightly to
keep in steam, pour over them one
cupful boiling water, little sugar.
whatever spice you like. Then make
a light dough such as you make for
dumpIings. Spread over top, cover
tightly and steam three-quarters Of an
hour; serve hot with butter or sauce
The Prince George's enquirer and southern Maryland advertiser. (Upper Marlborough, Md.) 1882-1925, 1914-05-22
Wounded Beets.

No doubt every housewife knows
she should not break the skin Of the
beet roots before boiling or they will
be almost white instead of a nice deep
red. Perhaps all do not know that if
the raw beet root should be bruised
or broken touch with a red hot pok-
er will form a new skin.
The Prince George's enquirer and southern Maryland advertiser. (Upper Marlborough, Md.) 1882-1925, 1914-05-22
CauIiHower au Gratin,

Cut a large cauliflower in eight
pieces and boil until tender in sailed
water. Drain. Lay in deep pudding
dish first a layer of cauliflower, then
a layer of cream sauce, and then a
layer of grated Eastern cheese. Con-
tinue in this way until the dish is
full Sprinkle the top heavily with
grated cheese, and bake in moder-
ate oven until brown.
The Prince George's enquirer and southern Maryland advertiser. (Upper Marlborough, Md.) 1882-1925, 1914-05-22
pennermint props.

To make peppermint drops take two
cups of graduated sugar, one-ha1f cup
of water, two teaspoonfuls pepper
mint. pinch of cream Of tartar. Boil
hard in a saucepan for about three
minutes and add peppermint. Take
from fire until white and creamy.
Drop on paraffin paper. Twist the
spoon to make round.
The Prince George's enquirer and southern Maryland advertiser. (Upper Marlborough, Md.) 1882-1925, 1914-05-22
Cocoanut PUDDING.

Mix one and one-half pints of milk
with three level teaspoonfuls OF corn
starch and four teaspoonfuls of sugar
Add the beaten whites Of three eggs
and one-half teasponful Of vanilla and
heat in double boiler until nearly set.
Add half grated cocoanut and turn
The Prince George's enquirer and southern Maryland advertiser. (Upper Marlborough, Md.) 1882-1925, 1914-05-22
He Simply Asked,

he Simply NBktu.
First Clubman-Well, how are you?
Second Clubman-Er-so-so per-
haps. Last week I thought l was in
for rheumatic fever, but Just managed
to stave it off, and today a twinge in
my left shoulder suggests-well, 1t
may be neuritis Or
First Clubman-My dear chap,
didn't mean It literally.
The Prince George's enquirer and southern Maryland advertiser. (Upper Marlborough, Md.) 1882-1925, 1914-05-22
Gift Of Spiritual Wealth.

l am startled that God can make
me- SO rich even with my own cheap
stores. 1t needs but a few wisps OF
straw in the sun, some small word
dropped or one that has long lain
silent in a book.-Thoreau
The Prince George's enquirer and southern Maryland advertiser. (Upper Marlborough, Md.) 1882-1925, 1914-05-22
Steamed Apples With Oatmeal

Carefully pare and core three ten
der apples, place each in a buttered
cup, fill ceSters with grated maple
sugar and steam until quite tender.
Place in hot dish with freshly cooked
oatmeal, placing a spoon in each cav
ity. Serve with cream.
The Prince George's enquirer and southern Maryland advertiser. (Upper Marlborough, Md.) 1882-1925, 1914-05-22
In a Way.

This is steep on me- complained
the cook.
What is ?" asked the waitress.
The boss just sent word to me to
make some more tea.
The Prince George's enquirer and southern Maryland advertiser. (Upper Marlborough, Md.) 1882-1925, 1914-05-22
Love.

Love is the greatest thing that God
can give up. for himself is love; and
It is the greatest thing that we can
give to God, for It vii! dso give our
selves, and carry with 1t all that Is
ours. -JeE suy Taylor.
The Prince George's enquirer and southern Maryland advertiser. (Upper Marlborough, Md.) 1882-1925, 1914-05-22
Peaches and Cream.

Cut choice, ripe peaches in halves,
remove the stones, fill the cavities
with sugar, arrange on a pretty serv
ing dish, cover with whipped cream
and serve.
The Prince George's enquirer and southern Maryland advertiser. (Upper Marlborough, Md.) 1882-1925, 1914-05-22
For Lunatics Only.

He-I learn that the next lunar
eclipse is not visible to those in the
United States.
She-I wonder why married people
are not allowed to see 1t?
The Prince George's enquirer and southern Maryland advertiser. (Upper Marlborough, Md.) 1882-1925, 1914-05-22
History and Divine Purpose

1t makes a vast difference with your
hopes and fears whether you look at
present world movements through the
glass of history or through the reFe-
lations of the divine purpose--Se-
iected.
The Prince George's enquirer and southern Maryland advertiser. (Upper Marlborough, Md.) 1882-1925, 1914-05-22
When Sheets Wear Out.

Sheets that are wearing out should
have their selvage sides sewn to-
gether. then they should be cut down
the middle s1Id hsvs sas as@ sides
keAa;ed.
The Prince George's enquirer and southern Maryland advertiser. (Upper Marlborough, Md.) 1882-1925, 1914-05-22
Waste Of Enerqy.

Vesuvius-rm going to erupt.
Etna-Me too, but North America
won't pay any attention to us.
The Prince George's enquirer and southern Maryland advertiser. (Upper Marlborough, Md.) 1882-1925, 1914-05-22
Retort pipIomatic.

She-Have you any special reason
for wanting to know my age?
He-I merely wish to know at what
age woman is really the most fasci.
mating Record.
The Prince George's enquirer and southern Maryland advertiser. (Upper Marlborough, Md.) 1882-1925, 1914-05-22

But even if a man has no ak to
grind, he can usually get job turn
ing the grindstone for some one who
has.
The Prince George's enquirer and southern Maryland advertiser. (Upper Marlborough, Md.) 1882-1925, 1914-05-22

A lectureship Of genetics has been
created at the University of Edin-
burgh.
The Prince George's enquirer and southern Maryland advertiser. (Upper Marlborough, Md.) 1882-1925, 1914-05-22

Scarcely any mans veracity is IN
Improbable after he acquires the
fishing habit.
The Prince George's enquirer and southern Maryland advertiser. (Upper Marlborough, Md.) 1882-1925, 1914-05-22

A man isn't necessarily even a near
genius because he wears his hair long.
The Prince George's enquirer and southern Maryland advertiser. (Upper Marlborough, Md.) 1882-1925, 1914-05-22
Ear the Sink and Drain

To rid the sinks and drains of an
offensive odor pour a strong solution
of borax and hot water into them.
The Prince George's enquirer and southern Maryland advertiser. (Upper Marlborough, Md.) 1882-1925, 1914-05-22

Acid Stomach. heartburn and nausea
quickly disappear with the use of Wrights
Indian Vegetable Pills Send for trial
box to 37z Pearl ST., New York Adv.
The Prince George's enquirer and southern Maryland advertiser. (Upper Marlborough, Md.) 1882-1925, 1914-05-22

, Worms expelled promptly from the human
system with DR.. Peery's Yermifuge "Dead
Shot" Adv.
The Prince George's enquirer and southern Maryland advertiser. (Upper Marlborough, Md.) 1882-1925, 1914-05-22

Use Roman Eye Balsam for scaldng sen.
. Bation In eyes and Inflammation of eyes OF
eyelids. Adv.
The Prince George's enquirer and southern Maryland advertiser. (Upper Marlborough, Md.) 1882-1925, 1914-05-22

A great economy has resulted in
the merging of all government doc
uments in the Journal of Research.
The Prince George's enquirer and southern Maryland advertiser. (Upper Marlborough, Md.) 1882-1925, 1914-05-22

Only one person in 100 inhabitants
Of Great Britain owns more than an
acre of land.
The Prince George's enquirer and southern Maryland advertiser. (Upper Marlborough, Md.) 1882-1925, 1914-05-22

What's he got, doctor, brain fever?'
Maybe, at any rate it is not i'm
rtant"-Houston Post
The Prince George's enquirer and southern Maryland advertiser. (Upper Marlborough, Md.) 1882-1925, 1914-05-22

Putnam Fadeless Dyes make no
muss. Adv.
The Prince George's enquirer and southern Maryland advertiser. (Upper Marlborough, Md.) 1882-1925, 1914-05-22
Silence Is Golden

"A man must know a good deal tt
be diplomat"
Yes, and be able not to tell It."
The Prince George's enquirer and southern Maryland advertiser. (Upper Marlborough, Md.) 1882-1925, 1914-05-22
Good Covering for Shelves.

Try common floor oilcloth for your
pantry shelves. It stays in place,
wears longer, aad SAP be slsasea vary
easily.
The Prince George's enquirer and southern Maryland advertiser. (Upper Marlborough, Md.) 1882-1925, 1914-05-22

Time may be money, but it hangs
much more heavily on our hands.
The Prince George's enquirer and southern Maryland advertiser. (Upper Marlborough, Md.) 1882-1925, 1914-05-22
after SUFFERING
TWO LONG YEARS
Mrs. Aselin Was Restored TO
Health by Lydia E. Pink
hams Vegetable
Compound.
Minneapolis, Minn--"After my little
one was born was sick with pains in

my SIDES winch the
doctors said W ere
caused by iniampa-
ton. 1 suffered a
great deal every
monthandgrew very
thin. Twas under the
doctor! S care for two
long years without
any benefit Finally
after repeated sug-
gestions to try it we
-o+ ud;o 4 pirk.
The Prince George's enquirer and southern Maryland advertiser. (Upper Marlborough, Md.) 1882-1925, 1914-05-22

She Is a wise fat woman who does
all her bathing stunts in bathtub.
The Prince George's enquirer and southern Maryland advertiser. (Upper Marlborough, Md.) 1882-1925, 1914-05-22

Occasionally man is so lucky that
he gets just what he wants without
even wanting it.
The Prince George's enquirer and southern Maryland advertiser. (Upper Marlborough, Md.) 1882-1925, 1914-05-22
Daily Thought.

However mean your life Is meet It
and live it: do rot shrn 1t and call u
bard aaa;sss~aAThoeeaa.
The Prince George's enquirer and southern Maryland advertiser. (Upper Marlborough, Md.) 1882-1925, 1914-05-22
Her Choice.

Her Choice.
Wife, believe the best place for q
regional bank is the stocking.
Husband-There is one thing sure;
the depositor will be well heeled.
The Prince George's enquirer and southern Maryland advertiser. (Upper Marlborough, Md.) 1882-1925, 1914-05-22
Correct.

What is frenzied fnance?"
Financing your friends. Judge.
The Prince George's enquirer and southern Maryland advertiser. (Upper Marlborough, Md.) 1882-1925, 1914-05-22

Dr.. Pierce's Pleasant, Pellets cure con-
stipation- Constipation is the cause OF
many diseases Cure the cause and you
cure the disease Easy to take. Adv.
The Prince George's enquirer and southern Maryland advertiser. (Upper Marlborough, Md.) 1882-1925, 1914-05-22

The Bible contains 3,56S,48 letters,
733,74S words, 31,173 verses, 1,1S9
chapters, and Sc books.
The Prince George's enquirer and southern Maryland advertiser. (Upper Marlborough, Md.) 1882-1925, 1914-05-22

TEXT-''Two men went up into the
temple to pray; the one Pharisee, AND
the other a publican" Luke 1910.
The Prince George's enquirer and southern Maryland advertiser. (Upper Marlborough, Md.) 1882-1925, 1914-05-22

hams Vegetable Compound After tax
ing the third bottle Of the Compound l
was able to do my homework and today
l am strong and healthy again I will
answer letters if anyone wishes to know
about my case. Mrs. JOSEPH AsELN,
62s Monroe St NE, Minneapolis, MINI.
Lydia E. Pinkham's Vegetable Com
pound. made from native roots and
herbs, contains no narcotics or harmful
drugs, and today holds the record Of
being the most successful remedy we
know for woman's ills. If you need such
a medicine why don't you try it?
The times dispatch. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1903-1914, 1914-07-26

soc Women's Knit
Union Suits, trimmed at
bottom with laces, silk
taped at neck and arm
holes; extra fine %
quality at -. JOC
Weisberger's I'd Floor.
The times dispatch. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1903-1914, 1914-07-26
INCREASE IN SIZE

Fears that the time is rapidly an
preaching when the population of Ger
many. IKE that Of France. will become
stationary. or even 20 back. have been
dissipated for the present BY an esii-
mate In the latest year book OF the
imperial German Statistical ONCE, put
ting the population OF :hc empire At
the end Of the first half of 1914 at c..
$4,000 This compares with G6,9sl 900
in the previous year. and shows an in
crease practically the same size as was
recorded from 1912 to 1913, and cn-
oeeding the gain from 1911 TO 1912 by
$4,000
Comparisons with the growth OF the
population in France give striking fig
ures. In 1872. following the Franco
German War. France had popula-
ton OF about S6.000.00O, only 5000.
600 less than Germany. In 1911 she
had less than 100000. and the mum
Der has declined since then Thus her
increase in forty-two years has bcon
less than $1,000. 900, against an increase
for Germany OF 10000 600
The times dispatch. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1903-1914, 1914-07-26
Women's Underwear

15c and 19c Women's
Knit Gauze Vests, ribbed
and plain stitched, regu-
lar and extra sizes; per-
feet fitting; 1THa
special at -. 1HIS(
The bee., 1914-07-17
Best Diarrhoea Remedy

II you have ever used Chamber
lain's Collie, Cholera and DiarrhOea
Remedy, you know that 1t Is q sue
cess. Sam F. Gum, Whatley, Ala,
writes, II had measles and got
caught out in the ram, and it set
tied in my stomach and bowels. ]
had an awful time, and had it not
been for Chamberlain's Collie, Chol-
era and Diarrhoea Remedy. /
had an awful time, and had it not
been for Chamberlain's Collie, Chol-
era and Diarrhoea Remedy / could
not possibly have had but a few
hours longer, but thanks to this
remedy, am now we'll and strong"
For sale by all dealers.
The bee., 1914-07-17
Elk GOV. BECKHAM
DELIVERS SPEECH
To Fine Audience at Court House Thurs.
day Defines Views on Issues

Hon. j. @. w. Beckham, can.
didate for United States Senator,
addressed a large audience at the
court house, Madisonville, Thurs
day afternoon In behalf of his
candidacy.
He made a strong, digni6ed,
clear cut address and his telling
points were frequently applaud
ed, especially when declaring his
position on the temperance ques-
ton.
He was introduced by Rev. d.
S. Edwards, of Hanson, who paid
a nice tribute to the distinguish
ed gentleman in connection with
his record as governor and his
stand on the important issues of
the day.
Gov. Beckham has always had
large following in Hopkins
county and will receive a splen-
did vote in the primary, Aug. 1.