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Tulsa daily world. [volume] (Tulsa, Indian Territory [Okla.]) 1905-1919, 1914-04-11

DENVER, colo, April l0.-Legis-
lauon for the investment of postal
savings banks in the bonds Of irriga-
ton districts and for the underwriting
of irrigation district bonds by the
United States reclamation service was
recommended i'm a report prepared
today by the irrigation district com
,nittee of the irrigation conference.
Tulsa daily world. [volume] (Tulsa, Indian Territory [Okla.]) 1905-1919, 1914-04-11
Cullop Won Nomination.

NGNCENNES. Ind, April 10
Congressman VIM A. Cullop was de-
clared the democratic nominee for
congress from the Second Indiana
district by The board that this after
noon canyassed returns of Wednesday
primary Official returns showed MIR.
Cullop received S.3C3 votes and Chas
u. hunt, S.3iO.
Tulsa daily world. [volume] (Tulsa, Indian Territory [Okla.]) 1905-1919, 1914-04-11
NOTICE TO ,D,ERrIsrHs.

on ana after this uate ne ledger
charge accounts VIII be made for less
than 800; advertisements for less
than this amount must be paid for
when ordered. This DOES Not ap-
ply TO want Ads, as they will be
charged as heretofore.
WORLD and SUN.
Tulsa daily world. [volume] (Tulsa, Indian Territory [Okla.]) 1905-1919, 1914-04-11

McALESTER. Okla. April 10
Antonio Morino. an Austrian residing
al Bache. okla. was thrown from his
horse this afternoon and sustained
Tulsa daily world. [volume] (Tulsa, Indian Territory [Okla.]) 1905-1919, 1914-04-11

We carry EtNu line ui litNl
meats. and We have as our BUTCH
TRS the best judges Of MEATS in the
CITY; therefore your orders will re-
ceive the very best attention, the same
prices are maintained in this depart
mcnt as In all others.
We grind our coffee each dan W.
carry the Roberts. johnson. Rand
Shoes and have the hest shoe man in
Tulsa. Mr. Jones, who is honest and
will treat YOU right-you can't Judge
store 10y advertised prices-but come
and go through our entire line
money back at al times II not
pleased.
II r AIDE r s
100 East second street.
The Tacoma times. [volume] (Tacoma, Wash.) 1903-1949, 1914-10-19
honest" SENATOR JONES
Golfers Mileage Roll Of Dishonor

This is Photographic reproduction from Golfers
Weekly of March 1S, 1905.
Note two of the names in this roll call, Jones of
Washington, and Lorimer of Illinois.
Over these names in Golfers Weekly was this
heading: THE MILEAGE ROLL OF DISHONOR.
These men voted to pay themselves inflated travel
ing expenses from Washington, d. c.. to their re-
spectve home states and return for trip which they
never made. ss7 4e4@q
It was a foul brazen grab.
You are not surprised to find Lorimers name
there. He is the man who graduated from congress
to the senate by the bribery route. He is the man
whom Jones voted to keep in the senate.
You must, however be surprised to fine Jones'
name in this mileage grab roll.
Jones, the man who pirates of his strict honesty,
who poses as a progressive, who parades the
"pure as snow statesman.
Yet, there it is. Jones voted for the mileage grab
Jones voted to grab from the public treasury 81,
200 for imaginary expenses of imaginary trip
from Washington, d. c., to North Yakima and return
Jones and Lorimerl Note how closely their names
are linked in this old roll call No doubt you
had forgotten the notorious Lorimer in the
house of representatives with Jones.
Later Lorimer, through bribery and corruption, OBJ
tanned seat in the senate.
Later Jones' through the aid of the standpat press
of this state, obtained seat in the senate Lorimer
bought his way in. Jones bunked his way in
The Tacoma times. [volume] (Tacoma, Wash.) 1903-1949, 1914-10-19

her husband IL is her own affair,
and for one do not condemn her
- admire her eouragel"
To Mrs. Gould the pain caused
by her sisters marriage has van
ished and in it's place has come
respect for her Oriental brother
in-law and sympathy for the wom-
an who gave up her family,
friends, even standing among her
own kind, to wed the Chinaman.
Lewis is alleged to have re-
ferred to Mrs. Gould in a SANDER
GUS way while conducting touring
parties. IL is alleged that after
telling people that Mrs. Gould g
sister was married to a Chinese,
Lewis stated that Gould had left
his wife, and Lewis is charged
with concluding his remarks by
asking, Can you blame him.
Lewis was held for trial on a
charge of criminal libel. The bail
was fixed at 81, 200 bonds or $500
cash bail.
The Tacoma times. [volume] (Tacoma, Wash.) 1903-1949, 1914-10-19
POLICE SCOUR COUNTRY
IN SEARCH after five
H0LDUPS WITH 10000

were called. Fred Caroline, a bar
tender, shot in the leg, and Joe
Peterson, a logger, hit by a bullet,
are recovering today. -
AS the robbers began their op-
erations, two stood outside and
fred a volley of shots up and
down the street to intimidata chi
znes. Cashier Guddal fired at the
robbers who entered the bank aud
is believed to have wounded one
of them. A trail of blood was
left through the bank as the rob
bers fled after the successful
holdup. Two of the robbers were
seen supporting one of their com
rades.
Several posses under Sheriff
Ed Wells of Skagit county, aud
City Marshal Charles VilIeneuve.
covered the territory around Sc
dro-Woolley yesterday but found
no trace of the bandits. IL II
thought that they are on their
way south.
The Tacoma times. [volume] (Tacoma, Wash.) 1903-1949, 1914-10-19

Z SAN FRANCISCO. Oct 10. =
While testifying In her suit for
SANDER, filed against Harry Lew
is, Chinatown guide here, Mrs.
Howard Gould, whose private in
come is more than $100 day,
whose husbands name is world
famous because of his wealth,
and whose sister is the wife of a
Celestial. threw Jac-s the Vett
which shielded her face from the
gaze of the curious and with a
scofnful glance at the man she
was prosecuting broke her silence
of wears regarding her feelings
for Mrs, Wong Sam Yue. the sis
ter who married a San Francisco
Chinese.
II not only love my sister dear
1y, said Mrs. GoufS, out / like
her husband. and have been call
ing on them in their home in
Chinatown almost daily. III my
sister wishes to live in China with
The Tacoma times. [volume] (Tacoma, Wash.) 1903-1949, 1914-10-19
CATS, DOGS, FLEAS, BUBONIC
PLAGUE ALL IN ONE TALkFEST
FORCE COUNCIL RULING TODAY

The new dog and cat hospi-
ltale of the Tacoma Humane so
'ciety will not be placed in Oak
land addition.
At the end OF one of the most
spirited debates held this year IN
the council rooms, during which
personalities flew thick and fast,
the council today ordered the So
ciety to find a new location. The
ordinance authorizing it to build
q hospital will be repealed in case
OF refusal.
Attorney Lyle. a resident CT
the district. brought 200 property
owners with him to the council
room and IN his debate with c.
II. Muckler of the Humane society
the audience assisted eheerfulIy
IN applause
Suppose that hospital went NJ
in our community. declared
LytIe IN his argument. Suppose
The Tacoma times. [volume] (Tacoma, Wash.) 1903-1949, 1914-10-19
Jones. Wash.
KnOpf, Ill.
LOrirner. Ill.
Loudenslager, N.
McCleary. Mimi.
Mann. Ill.
Marshall, N. d.
Martin. S. d.
Minor, Wis.
Overstreet, Ind.
Patterson. Pa.
ALLIES CLAIM
ADvANTACEIN
fierce FIGHT

LONDON Oct 19Success allies series of
fights
claimed today official
began 1T sad with drive against Dunkrk
b
the coast the second Time moving northwest Lille
Saint British retired
fore
At Omer however French
The allies then the offensive
beyond Armenteres vigorous
The uphot of all this fighting that the allies finally
ostend southwark through Armenere Arrs
throw direct frontal attack against strongly
manned French, British Belgian
1t said that Indian under the British
brilliantly
announced that the general situation has improved
German opposition and compelled fight their
The Tacoma times. [volume] (Tacoma, Wash.) 1903-1949, 1914-10-19

Tacoma police officials and
county officers were today re-
quested to keep a sharp lookout
for the appearance in this vicinity
of the five bandits who held mp
and robbed the First National
bank of Sedro-W oolley of about
$4,000 Saturday night.
Word comes from the scene Of
the desperate crime today that
Melvin Wilson, 10, who was
struck by a stray bullet during
the pitched battle between the
robbers and a posse of bank Of
ficials and citizens, died last night
at the home of his parents Mr..
and Mrs. James Wilson.
Boy Hit I'm Abdomen.
The boy was two blocks away
from the scene of the shooting
when a bullet hit him in the ab-
domen. Blood poisoning set in
and the wound soon became I'M
manageable by medical men who
The Tacoma times. [volume] (Tacoma, Wash.) 1903-1949, 1914-10-19

cat was brought there from the
docks. Suppose a flea lived on
that cat, and the flea had come
off dock rat. Aud suppose the
dock rat had bubonic plague. And
suppose that after the cat was in
the hospital. II should escape and
spread the plague among our chill
dren. Think of tt, gentlemen. !"
His argument clinched the
council With unanimous vote
that body ordered the society to
find a new site, preferably In
Deiin guleh, where the present
pound is located.
The Tacoma times. [volume] (Tacoma, Wash.) 1903-1949, 1914-10-19

the confession. Prosecuting At
torney Dow and Depufy Preseeu-
tor Askren followed quickly "a
the central station, where the
story was repeated.
Go Over Murder Scene
The prosecuting attorney ana
Captain Smith then took the shut
fling little newsboy to the vicinity
of South 9Th and l. streets ana
asked him to repeat the scene Of
the murder. Losing his BASH
fulness, Inlay chose the place OF
the murder and repeated IN pan
tomfme every movement that he
made when the murder occurred.
The newsboy told as his mo-
tive for the killing the fact that
he was trying TO save a 5th street
girl from the attentions Of man
whom he thought Was not her
equal. He had become acQuainf-
ed with the couple by selling
papers to them. he declared. and
believed that the young man llad
evil designs.
Parents Live I'm New Jersey.
Inlay's parents live I'm New Jer-
sey. according to Criswell. al
though the newsboy told the po-
lice that they are in Port Orch
ard. The newsboy has been en-
pioyed I'm Tacoma as bellboy, mes
senger boy. janitor and porter In
hospitals. He was a familiar fig
ure on the downtown streets.
The Tacoma times. [volume] (Tacoma, Wash.) 1903-1949, 1914-10-19
WASHINGTON, d. C., Oct. 1s

WASHINGTON, d. c., Oct. 1s.
Daniel Willard, president of
the Baltimore & Ohio railroad.
and Vice President Shrfver Of
that company. testified to-day at
the first hearing before the In
terstate commerce commission of
the application OF 132 railroads
for a flat rate increase OF 5 per
cent. Both declared that the
European war had prscipitatei a
crisis In railroad affairs and that
an Immediate increase of reve-
nues was imperative.
The Tacoma times. [volume] (Tacoma, Wash.) 1903-1949, 1914-10-19

WASHINGTON. d. c., Oct. ~.
The war. tax bill as adopted by
the senate late Saturday was pre-
sented to the house today Sens
tor Hoke Smith. of Georgia.
threatened to use influence with
Southern. members of the houke
to start a filibuster TO preveps
final enactment OF the bill. unless
his cotton currency Amendment -
attached. Underwood IL opposed
to this plan. The Indications are
that congress win adjourn either
Wednesday or Thursday.
The Tacoma times. [volume] (Tacoma, Wash.) 1903-1949, 1914-10-19
Boy Hit I'm Abdomen
ST.LEO'S BAZAAR

st. Leo's annual bazaar and
fair will open this evening in st.
Leo's social hall with a melody of
music and q program of addresses.
Judge yesterday of the superior
court will be the principal speak
er. A concert will be given by
the st. Leo's boys band.
During the early evening din
|ner viii be served at the bazaar.
under supervision of Mrs. II.
Young. Assisting her viii be
Mrs. Graybill. Mrs. A. w. Spike.
Mrs. r. Aubrey. Mrs. NJ. T. Kelly.
Mrs. G. Evans, Mrs. Yuncker, Mrs.
William Powers and Miss Innis
Danaher.
The Tacoma times. [volume] (Tacoma, Wash.) 1903-1949, 1914-10-19
I 90 GERMANSDIE

BERLIN, via The Hague, Oct.
19.-With the sinking by the
British cruiser Undaunted of
four German destroyers last week,
1913 men. including practically all
officers, were lost, 1t is officially
admitted.
The Tacoma times. [volume] (Tacoma, Wash.) 1903-1949, 1914-10-19
THE APPLE

. This is Apple Week. Buy
. box and thus help the
g great apple industry, and at
. the same time improve your
. health. The apple is a nat
.. ural remedy for a lot of HUI
- man troubles.
o The apple is older than
o history itself. Its origin is
o shrouded In mystery, but
/. story after story in Greek
. mythology centers around
9 the apple.
. The birthplace of the
. Apple is Asia Minor. the
. birthplace of the Caucasian
. race, and as the white man
. moved westward around the
o world he carried with him
3 the apple tree.
= . 60 y . q . . . . . = .
The Tacoma times. [volume] (Tacoma, Wash.) 1903-1949, 1914-10-19
RAILS ARRIVE
FOR CITY LINE

Another indication of the rush
of work on Taeomass municipal
tideflats car line was given today
when the first carload Of steel
rails for the new line arrived
from Chicago. Other cars win
be here in a few days, followed by
frogs and switches. Contractor
ID. w. Rutherford IS driving piles
for the support OF the track. and
construction work on laying ties
and rails win begin shortly.
The Tacoma times. [volume] (Tacoma, Wash.) 1903-1949, 1914-10-19

WASHINGTON, d. c., Oct. 10.
1t is evident that the admins
tration intends vigorously to OPP
pose the seizure by the British
converted cruiser Carouia of the
Standard Oil tanker BrfndiIla at
Halifax, but to leave to the adj
miralty court the question of the
Brfndilla's alleged contraband
cargo.
The Tacoma times. [volume] (Tacoma, Wash.) 1903-1949, 1914-10-19
TOday's Best Joke
NO DETrsIoN,

The CUSTOMER In the grocery
store. having ruined his clothes.
was hopping mad
Didn't You see that sign.
Fresh Paint7s asked the erocer.
OF course dfd. snappe4 the
customer. but I've seen 50 many
signs hung up here nnuoun1io1
something FRESH Which xaen {
that I didn't believe :
The Tacoma times. [volume] (Tacoma, Wash.) 1903-1949, 1914-10-19
LEAVE 1T TO MEMBERS

Meeting yesterday. the German
American league Of Tacoma pass
bers their own decision as to the
advisability Of voting for OF
against the eight hour bflI."
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WASHINGTON. ID. c.. Oct. 10.
The United States supreme
court today advanced the date Of
the bearing or Harry ThaFs case
to December 2.
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police rs the murderer of Csasssic
III. Mead ON the night of July 10,
and leading police officers aud
the county prosecutor over the
ground where the murder oc-
Cured, showing In pantominse his
every movement. Bert Lamont tn-
lay, q 37-year-oid newsboy and
messenger, was charged In the
criminal court at = o'clock this
afternoon with first degree muir
der.
Inlay will plead not guilty to
the charge because of the legal
prohibition against n plea OF
guilty to a murder charge, and
the prosecuting attorneys office
will attempt to send him to the
criminal insane ward of the Walla
walla penitentiary for the re-
mainder of his life.
Is Unbalanced.
That Inlay is mentally unbal-
anced, and has been I'm that con-
ditfon for years, having been inn
prfsoned at the Fort steilaeoom
insane asylum for a period. Is de-
clared by officials. He was known
to thousands of Tscomans as a
shuffling, cheerful "newsie" who
sold papers along the downtown
streets. and lived among his fell
low newsboys and pals under the
nickname of "Skygak."
Made Fatal Mistake.
Inlay says he murdered Claude
Mead, a barber at the Donneily
~ h. Ncf naIr
him for a Tacoma youth whom
he feared was leading a youns
South 9Th street girl astray- He
waited in an alley on 9Th street
expecting to see the girl and her
beau out for a walk on the even
ing OF July 26, according to his
confession. and when he saw
Mead and Mrs. Mead approaching,
on their way home from a thea
ter. thought that he had found
his quarry.
Without a word, the newsboy
slipped out from his retreat. ran
on tiptoe behind Mead until he
had caught up with him. grap-
pied with the barber. and then
fired point-blank into Mead's
Sold His Own Story.
Inlay ran downtown. had sup
per in the Lotus cafe, calmly went
to his room In the Stanley hotel.
9th and ID streets. and arose the
next morning to sell "extras" con-
corning the very murder that he
had committed.
Although his description Tailed
exactly with the description given
by Mrs. Mead Of her husband s
assassin. none of the policemen or
detectives on the case had the
slightest suspicion against Inlay.
The crime rested heavily on his
mind, apparently, for last week
he sent a note to c. J. Crismell.
telegraph operator for the West
ern Union, who was his only in
Innate friend. declaring that he
had something most important 10
tell him Criswell left the city
for a week and did not see Inlay.
Sfartles Police.
At lao o'clock last night tho
newsboy shuffIed bashfully into
police headquarters and startled
the night officers BY calmly slut
tering out his confession that he
has killed Mead Captain Of De-
tectives .. O. Smith VAS immeli-
ateIy called cut Of he'd az hear
The Tacoma times. [volume] (Tacoma, Wash.) 1903-1949, 1914-10-19
NEWSBOY MAKES
CONFESSION Is SiIlIj|HH1 IN
MURDER CASE

why did XIII of tec-
II didn't 1 a he
m
But who o kiln"
a vas goin a ri ri onF
l them TO me
did
who women"
ut block her house protecting when
man Then knew had shot the wrong man
Would have shot the other just the ssmeT''
That's what there for"
Captain Smith interviewed
eved he proeetins but refused 20 make public her
fantasies that had overwhelmed his weak mind.
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LONDON,
Austrian DESTROYER In the Adrae north Of cstsro is off
The dispatch added that the flee
thai
garrison vii forced eapuiate b the u
shell fire.
The Tacoma times. [volume] (Tacoma, Wash.) 1903-1949, 1914-10-19
JAP ANESE CRUISER IS SUNK

TOXIC 19Htting floating German mine
a was nno eed
today. No details Of the disaster made public.
The Tacoma times. [volume] (Tacoma, Wash.) 1903-1949, 1914-10-19
PrzemysI Battles Russians

have
PrzemysI
excellent
The Topeka state journal. [volume] (Topeka, Kansas) 1892-1980, 1914-09-25

times. He also clapped his hands twice.
1t Is just as well that the season is
about to close, as Tallion might. If per-
mitted to practice a while, become al
most loquacious.
In the second game, which was long
enough at six and a half innings, MT.
Dashner cast for the Cooleycubs and a
Mr.. Dessau-pronounced JeS'-sO-threW
in the general direction of the plate for
the LinQues. Dashner started high,
gradually returning to the horizon line
as the game progressed. He walked
four in the second, forcing the only
score the visitors got. Some vurry, vur-
~ poor umpiring assisted the visitors
in getting these walks. but the pitching
was not of the bottled-in-bond variety.
Slippery Sy scored Cochran and La
Flam in the third. and two more runs
drizzled over in the next two innings,
one Of the being staged by Roaring
Bill, who scored on q couple Of doodle
throws and his gall.
When the seventh inning arrived. no
one demanded rebate. The abb
breviated second part of double
header is one of the most popular feat
ures Of these tail-end games. In fact.
the management might prune half an
hour of Of the first game without pre-
cipitating a riot In the stand.
Another feature OF the afternoons
paw-fawmance was the swatting of
Warwhoop LaF1ambois. Mr. La Flam
has been eschewfng the swat for some
time. but he blossomed out in fine
shape.
Still another interesting feature was
the fearful and wonderful jumping of
the Jump. 1t Is said that this Jump was
formerly barber in Lincoln. Specimens
OF his barberous work have not been
seen In these parts. but it il a consen-
sus OF opinion that, as an umpire he is
one Of the .classiest BARRIERS on Tip
The Topeka state journal. [volume] (Topeka, Kansas) 1892-1980, 1914-09-25

Purcell. 4: by Wiley. 1. Wild pitches
Sterzer. 1; Purcell, /. Hit by pitched
balls-Cooney, Clarke 2, Watson, Brit
ton. Time-1:50. Umpires-Gaston and
McCafferty.
Second game-Score: r III e
Sioux City ........... .010 900 051-7 16 2
st. Joseph ............ .120 Ill 110e8 II 0
Summary: Two-base hits-Clarke.
Williams. Bennett. Baird. Callahan.
Three-base hit-Patterson. Sacrifice
bases-Burrelr Stolon, Baird. Double
plays-Williams to Stoloff: Thomas to
Stolon to Patterson. Innings pitched
BY Ezell. 6; by Thomas. Z Is: by Doyle,
3; by Sterxer. 1-3. HitsHOn Thomas
"A; on sterzer. 2; OF Ezell. IL: on Doyle.
1. Struck out-By Thomas, 4; by Ster-
Ger. 1: by Ezell, 1; by Doyle, 1; by
Klein. I. Wild pitch-Sterzer. Time
2:10. Umpires- McCafferty and CASTOR.
Denver 4; wichita 2.
Wichita, Kan, Sept. 25.-Denver won
tn fourth game of the series when Sui
Ivan was hit hard and taken out at the
end Of the eighth. The Witches rallied
in the ninth and put over two scores.
but the Bears had too big lead on
them. Score: r. II E
Wichita ............... 200 900 0O2-2 1
Summary: Left on bases-Denver,1;
Wichita, 4. Sacrifice hits1Cassidy,
Henry. Two-base hits-Cassidy, Faye,
McCarty. Three-base hit-Faye. Sto-
len base-Bills. Hits-On Sullivan, 10
in 8: or Higgins, none in 1. Double
plays-Henry (unassisted); Fitzsim-
mons to O'Rourke to Henry. Struck
out-By Zamioch, 3; by Sullivan. 2.
Bases on balls-On Zamloch, 8: OF Sui
Ivan. 2; of Higgins. 2. Passed ball
Jones, I. Wild pttch-Zamloch, 1. UNI
-Stockdale and Van SICKLE. Time
-1:5O.
The Topeka state journal. [volume] (Topeka, Kansas) 1892-1980, 1914-09-25
With . Habeas Corpus or Bat
terry Of Machine Guns.
FRISkED LINKS FOR FINAL PAIR
A Day of Rest and Then q Final
Whirl at Bears.
And Two DOubleheaderS Close
the 1914 Season.
(By Harry Parsons.)

Today is a day of rest for the ball
fighters. Having taken two games
from the twisting Links on Thursday.
Cooleys highbinders will lay off long
enough to gloat while the glOating IS
good. Tubbysure, the gloats come ratn-
er late ON the program. but they are
good. honest glOats at that. what tney
did to Mr.. Bryan's townsmen yesterday
was a plenty. Everybody played ball.
Willie Rapps took three high ones IN
rapid succession, closing the Link half
Of the second game in jig time, and the
work of the whole field may be judged
by the fact that in this second instance.
the only Link score walked In
The wind was blowing from the
northwest and Bill Rapps from several
directions when CoOley's cherubs met
the Lynx for the final two-round bout.
Polarbear Weideman and one ScOggins
were matched for the rough stuff. and
Weideman won by a dog fall. The final
result was 81 in favor of the home con-
tingent. Hon La Flam and Rapps did
the scoring, and others, including some
of the visiting players. assisted mate
rally. The visitors assistance came in
the form of some wild losses ct cetera.
That was in the fourth. Next period
luck was momentarily with the enemy.
and they scored one and filled bases for
further devilment. They were nipped
in, or just below, the bud, and their
raid on the home smoke house was
stopped. Again in the seventh they
clouded but couldn't rain a drop.
There were several remarkable fea-
lures to this game. In one inning, Tai
lion the Silent took place on the star
board coach line and spoke two or three
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O'Neil's pay roll. Some Of those pres
ent seemed to think that this barber
person had lost the series to Lincoln in
a crap game and was trying to pay his
honest gambling debts.
1t Is evident that q silver plated bat
or some other trophy to be presented to
the lead swatsman Of the Link club, is
on exhibition in a Lincoln shop window.
and that McGafigan has measured OF
space for it on his mantel piece Mr..
McGaff-again desires to do the official
scoring. He hates like samhill to see
one of the Topeka players get chalked
for an error when HE swats It, It In
rumored that this McGoofigan was
raised pet and that the Link sport
writer's continue to keep him on soft
feed.