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Oxford eagle. (Oxford, Lafayette Co., Miss.) 1876-current, 1914-03-19
Eats Freely But
Has No Dyspepsia
A Lirffe Pspsin IN MID LiSo'
ffre Promptly Corrsefsd
q Bod Indixssfion-

Fortunate is the one Who can eat
anything without suffering the tor
lures Of dyspepsia but as few are %
fortunate. care should Be taken IN the
matter Of diet, Eating slowly. naseF
eating the food thoroughly and taklns
a short walk after the heavy neal OF
the DAY viii do much towards assisting
digestion. Any grown-up person ought
to know the peculiar foods that DO not
agree. and these should Be avoided
When these coumou-sense aids faii-
the next thing to do Is 70 take a milo
digestive tonic with laxative proper
ties. and there IL none better than Dr.
Caldwslrs Syrup Pepsin- Il contains
the greatest OF all aids to digestion.
good pepsfn- II has other ingredients
that act mildly on the bowels. which
together form = combination for the
relief Of dyspepsia or Indigestion that
h unsurpassed
Its action Is to tone and strengthen
the stomach and bowel muscles 90
that they can again do their work nat
urzI1y without outside aid. and when
that happy moment comes all nedi
cine can be dispensed With II Is the
best remedy obsainable for any dis
order Of the stomach. liver and bow
els. for dyspepsia. constipation. bilious
ness, headaches. drovstness after eat
Ing. gas on the stomach. etc Thou
sands Of users will testify to this
among them Mr. J. W. Goucher. Sites
Idaho. Fho for several years had al
Oxford eagle. (Oxford, Lafayette Co., Miss.) 1876-current, 1914-03-19
AS DAD CLASSIFIED GOLFER
Prsezsty Ne HAD Played the Game
ard Knew tire Temptssion
to Ex,7ser.te-

Pop said the son. who had cad
died one afternoon AZ one Of the golf
clubs. is a man a pretty good golfer
II he knocks the ball rs yards
lust a novice ny son
We'll. IL he knocks the ball la
yards. is he pretty goodf
Yes. pretty good son
Well. pop. what II he knocks the
ball $50 yards
Mighty good He's mighty good
II Ne can DO that ny boy
We'll. pop. what IL he knocks IL 20
yards
Hes awful awful good. Tommy.
replied pop. as he once more fastened
his eyes on the baseball story.
Wen. pop. what II he knocked ths
ball 315 yards-vhat would be b.
them
Probably a liar. son Now you haS
better run up and kiss mamma an'
90 to bed
Oxford eagle. (Oxford, Lafayette Co., Miss.) 1876-current, 1914-03-19
THE BEST TREATMENT FOR
ITCHING ScELPS. DAN0RUfF
AND FALLING HAIR

To aIlay itching and irritation q the
scalp. prevent dry. thin and falling
hair. remove crusts. scales and dan
truf. and promote the growth and
beauty Of the hair. the following sps-
cisl treatment Is most elective. agree
able and economical On retiring.
comb the hair cut straight all around.
then begin at the side and make 4
parting. gently rubbing Cuticura ONT
uent into the parting With a bit Of
soft flannel held over the end Of the
finger. Anoint additional parungs
about half an inch apart until the
whole scalp has been treated. the pur-
pose being to get TIE Cutieura ONT
nent on the scalp skin rather than on
the hair Il Is well TO place a light
covering over the hair 70 protect the
pillow from possible stain The rsxt
morning. shampoo with Cutieura Soap
and hot water Shanpoos alone nay
De used as often as agreeable. but
once Or twice n month Is generally
SUFFICIENT for this special treatment
for vonenis hair.
Cgfieara Soap and Ointment sold
throughout the world Sample Of each
,ree, with 3e-p- Skin Book Address post
ard -cu;icara- Dept L. Boston
Oxford eagle. (Oxford, Lafayette Co., Miss.) 1876-current, 1914-03-19
lF HAIR IS TURNING
GRAY. USE SAGE TEA
Recipe 20 ozrsen ARD eesU.ify Gray.
Faced. Ifeiess -zi-.

Grandmother KEEP, her hair beausi-
fully darkened. glossy and abundant
With a brew Of Sage Tea and sulphur.
Whenever her hair fell out or took on
that dull. faded or streaket appear
aace. this simple MIXTURE vas applied
With wonderful eject By asking at
any drug store for ~vyeth's SAGE and
Sulphur Hair Remedy you will get =
large bottle OF this old-time recipe.
ready TO use. for about 50 cents This
simple mixture can b depended upon
70 restore natural color and beauty
10 the hair and Is splendid for dan
dru-. dry. itchy scalp and falling hair.
A TsllknoEn druggist says evsry-
body uses wyeth's sage and Sulphur.
because II darkeus so naturally and
evenly that nobody can tell IL has been
50 easy 70 use. too. You
simply eaupsn a comb or soft brush
and draw {; through your hair. taking
ore strand AZ a tine By morning
the gray hair Disappears. after az
other application o. two. .; Is re-
stored 70 It's natural color and looks
glossy. soft and zhardant-Adv
Oxford eagle. (Oxford, Lafayette Co., Miss.) 1876-current, 1914-03-19
NOT 4 MIRACLE
Just Fair Cause arc Eject

There are some quite rsnarkzh9s
things happening every DAY. whiea
seem almost Miraculous
Some persons would not believe that
! nan could sgSer frcE coffee drink
ing so severely a 10 cause spells Of
=reonseio1snesS- And 70 sad relief N
changing from coffee to Postum 3
vel worth recording
I used 70 b great eo.ee drinksr.
50 r1ueh so that II vas killing me BY
inches Ny heart became so weak !
would fail and lie unconscious for IN
boar AZ = time
Ny trtents. and ever the doctor,
told ne il was drinking coffee that
caused the trouble ! would not Be
lisTs L. and sril drank coffee until
could not leave ny room
Then my doctor. who drinks Pos
tgn himself. persuaded ne to stop coz
fee ard try Postum After much hest
tatiou ! concluded 10 rry II That was
eight mo1ths ago Since then hzvs
had but few OF those spells. none FOL
more than four noathx
! feel better. sleep better and an
better every way. ! now drink moth
/ ing but Postum and touch no coffee
and as am seventy years Of age NJ
ny friends think the fnproveren
quite remarkable
Name given by Postum Co. BATH
Creek Mich Write for copy Of tn
famous little book. The Road TO Wei
Vile
Postum ncx comes IN tvo forms:
Regular Possur-nust be We
boiled i5e and sc packages
Instant ros.ur.-is Q soluble pox
der A teAspoonfni disscives quicki
IN = cup Of hot water and. with cream
and sugar. makes q delicious beverzs
instantly. Soc and Soc tins
The cost per cup Of bath kinds
about the same
There's Reason- for Postum
SOLD b. Groeer&
Oxford eagle. (Oxford, Lafayette Co., Miss.) 1876-current, 1914-03-19
BATTLE Between
LIFE AND DEATH
Ridsely Lady Tells Of Her Fierce
Struggle and How She
Finally Wen.

Ridsely. Te1n---f Il had not oee1
for Careful tie vcuans tonic. says
Mrs Jennie Estes OF this town
honestly believe l vould have been u
ny grave today. Therefore. ] want
TO say sonething good for Cardui. but
can't begin 10 say enough
N1s siek &o~o WIN - N-As we.
hies from February until October and
- - - -.....at.sa-
a. - seht N~e NNN-.sA
treated three or four tines q week
Oxford eagle. (Oxford, Lafayette Co., Miss.) 1876-current, 1914-03-19
-sIckE0- WIND ON HIS RIVAL
Fersens surpiiessien May Have Had
No Eject. but u Surely Came
From the Heart

When the minstrel show reached
town in Alabama. there was barely
time for the usual street parade
Awaiting the company at the depot
was 4 large reception committee Of
darkies. Every dark In the crowd
was anxious to get the lob carrying
one OF the show banners. not alone
for the sake OF the free pass paid il
exchange for the duty. but for the
added glory Of taking part in the pro
csssicn- This Was a small and strux-
Cling troupe. however. which boastet
only one banrer-a large ornate
square OF imitation rcd silk A big
negro grabbed IL as the property man
passed Il OF the car. and chung 10 IL.
fighting OF all opposition As he
started proudly Up the street. with
the faxpole resting proudly in the pi,
OF his stomach. n stiff breeze cauzht
the banner and IL bsllied like a sail
almost dragging the color-hearer OF
his feet. and forcing him to tack and
iihe TO keep from being eapsired bod
ily- Observing his plight a disappoint-
ed candidate for the job raised his
voice in invocation from the side
walk Sick him. wind he yelled
Sick him
Oxford eagle. (Oxford, Lafayette Co., Miss.) 1876-current, 1914-03-19
CHILDREN LOVE
SYRUP OF FIGS
II is cruel to force nauseating,
harsh physic into a
sick child.

Look hack at your childhood days
Remember the dose mother insised
on-castor OIL calousl e7tharties
How you hated them. how you toughi
against taking them
with our children IT'S different
Mothers Who cling to the old form Of
physie simply don't realize shat they
do. The ehildreu1s revolt is wsll-foand-
ed. Their tender little -insides- are
injured BY them
II your child-s stomach. liver and
bowels need cleansing. give only deli
cious California Syrup Of Figs Its
action is positive. but gentle Millions
Of mothers keep this harmless -frui,
LAXATIVE handy; they know children
love TO take il. that il never fails to
clean the liver and bowels and sweet
en- the stomach. and that teaspoouful
given today saves 4 sick child tonor'
row
Ask at the store for a 5o-eent bottls
OF California Syrup Of Fgs.- which
has full directions for babies. children
Of all ages and for grown-ups plainly
IN each bottle Adv.
Oxford eagle. (Oxford, Lafayette Co., Miss.) 1876-current, 1914-03-19
FALLING hair MEANS
DANDRUFF Is ACTIVE
Save your rsIrI Get IS Cert Bette
81 oaneerine Right No~-Alse
sssps Itching Scalp

Thin. brittle. coloriess and zcraxgy
hair Is mute evidence Of neglected
scalp: Of eardruc-that awful scurf
There Is nothing 50 destructive 70
the hair as tantruc Il robs the hair
o. It's lusSer. rs strength and IT'S very
tie: eventually producing q fsverish-
ness and irching Of the scalp. which
e not rsnedisd causes the hair roots
to shrink. loosen and eie-ther the
hair falls cut fast A little Dandsrfne
tcnight-no~-any tin@xfu surely
save your hair.
Get n Is cent bottle Of Enowlrcni.
Dancsrine from any store. and after
the erst application your hair VII
take on that life. ulster and Izxariancs
which = 50 beautiful Il viii hecons
wavy and FUZZY and have the appear
anes Of abundance; N i1comparahl'
gloss and sctrrsss. but what WI
please you most viu be AFTER Just
few weeks use. When you xilI actual
y see n lot o. nae. do~uy kair-ne-
hatr-grcwizg all over thu soap ADJ
Oxford eagle. (Oxford, Lafayette Co., Miss.) 1876-current, 1914-03-19

Abraham Loxenstern. secretary OF
the Poultry Dealers Protective asso-
citation. said Of a poultry fraud:
New York buys 100000 pounds OF
sand weekly that Il pays for at the
chicken rate Inscriptions chicken
raissrs. you see. feed balls Of sand and
gravel to their poultry before IL i
shipped here It's no uncommon thing
to ind a half pound OF sand in the
erzw Of a POUND puliet
-Dsfsnses. Oh. yes. I'VE heard a
defense from the chicken raisers-
and it's about as good as Uncle Gals
General Carroll. you know. heard
suspicious noises in his chicken house
in the night So he banged on the door
and shouted.
Who's in there
Haint nobody in ere iceptin' Us
chickens Uncle Calls voice softly an
swersd-
Oxford eagle. (Oxford, Lafayette Co., Miss.) 1876-current, 1914-03-19
WELL CALLED ~cANNY ANDY
carnesie's shre~dness 40 Much In
Evidences Nov AZ When Ne Was
piiIns Us AiiIiors

Andrew Carnegie started in With q
one-horse blast furnace outfit and built
up the greatest steel business in the
world. Shrewdaess. that peculiar trai,
prominen, IN 50 many Of his country
men. played the important part OF
that Ersa. achievement Later he sold
out his business 20 the steel trust foT
the sun % sa4g. qee coo. stipulatinz
that 100000 900 should be cash and
s.00. 0e0.9e0 In first mortgage per
cent bonds. that the bonds should BE-
guaranteed against any future state or
national tar. Again that shreWd fore
sight SoE comes the income tax.
bat instead % Mr. Carnegie contrfb1t-
Ing on the income % those twO-hun-
dret- million dollar bonds. the govern
ment viii have TO hook to the United
States Steel Corporation. says the
Popular MAGAZINE.
The old irunuaster uses the same
methods In his present vocation OF
giving away money as he did Ia the
early days OF accumulated He makes
sure that each contribution Is going to
serve a proper cause. whether Il Be
SO or ;Io.eoa.9s0.
Some time ago a delegation from
a small church in Pennsylvania
to~r. where Carnegie once lived
called upon the philanthropist-
Mr.. Carnegie said the chairman.
we have come TO ask your help IN
the purchase Of a pipe organ We need
Il badly. and knowing that you once
attended our church. thought possibly
I ycu would be interested
How much do you want asked
Carnegie
Well. answered the chairman. we
have figured on So. 600
Go back and raise $4,000 ard III
talk vith you commanded the old
I fellow.
a month or SO later the delegation
returned and with a twinkle IN his
eye the Chairman explained that the
$4,000 was in hand.
Well said Carnegie. that's
enough for any organ III not con
tribute a cent
Oxford eagle. (Oxford, Lafayette Co., Miss.) 1876-current, 1914-03-19

Testimony before congressional
committees IS apt 70 consist OF half
truths. even xhsn given BY persons
Who knoS. Is illness many state
ulsnts in tarid hearings OF former
days In the radi-fl matter Joseph
" Flannsry OF Pittsburgh. knows a
good deal aad xhe5h-r or not he told
all he knows. his remarks we're inter
esting He said that his company had
spent in three years $3.50. 900 to pro
duce two grams OF radium- This cost
<4Se.G 6e. he estimated and brought in
s240.eea In April. he said. the com
pany would % producing one gram q
month There l. enough radiGm c-s
I il Colorado % scpply the world ~.
/ times over Tenarked Mr. FIannery
Only 200 grams are needed for tn
whole United Stases- will under
lake 10 deliver 20 the government Il
ave years from January /. 1915. -
grams OF radidn 81 a uiAxirlzn pzic
II $4,000 4 gram Jozl
azl
Oxford eagle. (Oxford, Lafayette Co., Miss.) 1876-current, 1914-03-19

Tne of-ce boz vas coradinx 10 ne
the ether day his ambitions 70 be n
big nan With cur firm He wanted to
SIT n a pirate csee. take n couple
q heurs fer lunch and lord ~ over q
couple q hundred employees A. does
the @ " AZ present IN Be the boss
q this iof-t some DAY. he told ne.
Bat that or.ce boy IS doomed 70 dis
Appoinrz>at anless he changes his
Ezys materially IN the nsxr few yeasr.
In the FIRST place. he's a losfer- he
never dos anything zzlezs Re Is told
It's because BE- doesn't use his brain
thar he appears stupid he never uses
his powers Of intuition he cant cut
xzesz the boss ard beat him 10 an
iesa- re laeks forsshozxht and he's
xrowing worse every day Cnft1 that
boy ovsreo=es that kstiess inAniry
he'll never amount 10 znything-Ex
change.
Oxford eagle. (Oxford, Lafayette Co., Miss.) 1876-current, 1914-03-19
INDIGESTION, GAS
OR BAD STOMACH
Tine III Pape's Diapepsin ends
all Stomach misery in FIVE
minutes.

Do some foods you eat hit back
taste good. but work badly. fsrmsnt
into Stubborn humps and cause 4 sick.
sour. zzssy stomach Nov. Mr. or
Mrs. DysPeptic. jot this down. PePe'z
Dsapepsia eigssts everything. leaving
nothfng 20 sour and upset you There
never vas anything % safely quick so
certainly elective No difference how
badly your stomach IS diSordere6 you
VII get lA1py relief IN I've minutes,
{ bot What pl@Assz you most Is that il
sSrenx-hsEs ard regulates your stoa-
aeh 50 you car eat yozr tavorire foods
without fear
Tca feel ei-ersnr Is soo1 as -P1pe1.
Dsarepsiz- cones IN ecztact Eith ths
st1EAck-eissrsss Just vazEsAss-yszl
stomach gets sweet. nc gases. 10 bsleh
ING 10 srzctAstoas % sltixestsd food
Co roE. make the best iuvezrz1en
yoz ever z1cs - getting 4 large afry
eszf ease q Pape's Dlap~psin from an,
store Yoz realize in are minutes hoE
EeeSisss * Is e sz1sr from fltisss
ties. dyspepsia CT had stomach Adl
Oxford eagle. (Oxford, Lafayette Co., Miss.) 1876-current, 1914-03-19
sr..cn Pc pLa-lrn M.cair- slna

The third engsr Is the ocly one
where two principal nerves belong 20
Two distinct trunks; the thumb IS sup
piled with It's principal usrves from
the radiai nerve aS ars also the fore
singer. the middle szxer. and the
thumb side OF tire rig finger. while
the Ela1r nerve furnishes tie little
rEger. and the other side Of the ring
finger. AZ the point o. extremity OF
which a real unfoa takes place: heacs
the ancient reason for placing the
Wedding ring On this finger
Oxford eagle. (Oxford, Lafayette Co., Miss.) 1876-current, 1914-03-19

We can't all earn s. a day sweep
ing soors in automobile plants. and 50.
commercial conditions being as they
are. don't blame very severely the
girl xho narrie< for money
The speaker vas Hiss Elsie De
Wolfe. ore OF New Yorks most bril-
liant women The scene was the
quaint briek-walisd smoking room OF
the Colony club. which she had her
self decorated
a poor girl Miss De Wolfe went
on. married an aged Millionaire
oh. ho~ could you do it, a friend
asked her such an old fellow. too,
My dear. the young bride replied
II yoa wsre starving and somebody
gave you an enormous banknote-a
benknots for 4 uillfon-would voc
bother 10 look At the date
Oxford eagle. (Oxford, Lafayette Co., Miss.) 1876-current, 1914-03-19

A new teacher vas sent to a grade
room OF 4 city school where the pu-
pills were known to D. very critical
although they we're rot unr1ly- How
ever. the teacher observed an aston
i<hfng absence OF respect she
vas almost desperate when 4 1elAn
ehOly boy arose and sols1nly IN
g-ired-
Did you ever teach sehool before .
Yes. have taught before
Did ycu ever teach the third grad
before
No
Its ali right said the boz. turn
ing 70 his classmates She's tAuxh
school before. but she never tz1gh
the third Eraes-
After that the teacher had no troE
bic
Oxford eagle. (Oxford, Lafayette Co., Miss.) 1876-current, 1914-03-19

A fex days after he had purchased
the horse he returned with II. highly
Indignant. demanding satisfsstioD- de
declared the poor brute had every
disease and infruity under heaven,
and its appearance bore out his state
nent 20 some extent After telling
the former owner all this and de
nouneing him as q scoUndrsl. he con
-laded: Now, I want to know What
you're going 70 do about it,- Some
thing ought To be done That's q
TACT said the other. calmly. Well
I should say there had Well II
give you the name Of . good veteri
esry surgeon. its a shame to have
that horse suffer In that way
Oxford eagle. (Oxford, Lafayette Co., Miss.) 1876-current, 1914-03-19

the worst symptoms Of chronic dyspsr-
STA Since taking Or. Caldweifs
Syrup Pepsin these have all gone. ana
although Mr.. GogeAer says be IL "a.
he does not look more than 40
Syrup Pepstn IS sure in its results.
and a vast improvement over chewing
or swallowing tablets and mints. or
taking eathartics. salts. etc al OF
which are harsh and nauseous and AZ
best do but temporary good You can
obtain Syrup Pepstn at any drug store
for atty cents or one dollar bottle
Results are always guaranteed or
money will be refunded
Families wishing to try free sam
pie bottle can obtain II postpaid by adj
dressing DR. W. p. Caldwell. 200 Wash
ington ST. Monticello. III A postal
card with your name and address on Il
will Do.
Oxford eagle. (Oxford, Lafayette Co., Miss.) 1876-current, 1914-03-19

The nan Who learns many Ian
xaaseS does not always enlarge his
mind A porter in Swiss hotel Who
spoke many languages with equal IA
eiliry and inaccur7cy, vas once asked
what vas his native tCngue- He re
Piled that he did EcE knOz. but that
he spoke all languages But in what
language Gso you Think asked the
persistent Gusstloner- I aev2 link.
was the prompt rsPly-Youth's Com
parfon-
Oxford eagle. (Oxford, Lafayette Co., Miss.) 1876-current, 1914-03-19
Iue,es aII-Nisns ssri-sa

English judges in former times ncs
o1ly SAT after dinaer. but eoasin1ed
sitting until very nearly br~akfAs.
time For il Vas bong held that erint
aaI case must % finished IN one day,
no natter how Ionx the day nighi
prove. ThEs Lort Mansfield N Try
ing Lord George Gortcu for the Cor
do1 riots. sat fron : enc morning.
Until ) the next and Il vas uaril i
became n physical izpossiniIity 70 IN
Ish cases AZ a sitting that Judges De
eiGed that they had power 70 zd
iourr- And the Tichborue case "a.
the first criminal cause % - a1
ioGrned for any eur physical reasons
Oxford eagle. (Oxford, Lafayette Co., Miss.) 1876-current, 1914-03-19

NJ Poiret. the famoas French dress
maker. says % the spring styles. NJ
collection contains narrow skirts. Grin
oiines. and some draped dresses. but
no hustle dresses ! have designed
a ne~ skirt which should prove par
ticulariy popular. since. without b..
ing slit. It shows OF the leg and 1g-
ure in a discreet and charming man
nsr b. an arrangement fixed inside
the skirt. b. which the plsits are at
taehed 10 the leg In this way the
leg Is outlined in Walking and a WON
an can Esar a particularly smart and
fetching costume without outragiug
any sssceptibilitiss
Oxford eagle. (Oxford, Lafayette Co., Miss.) 1876-current, 1914-03-19
HARD TO BEAT FOR THRIFT
Welsh Farmer couis Give Pointers or
Eecrony 70 Even tive Proverbisi
Careful Scotsman.

Noe long ago al a meeting the
Welsh farmer ~as being generally
repruved for bis extravaEance The
lecture seems to have been taken to
heart says the Cardiff Western Mail
Thai is the conviction. at any rate
Of a gentleman Who vas motoring
in South Wales the other day
While he was waiting in a village a
farmer drove up. hitehed his horse
to a post and carefully muzzled the
animal Sith feeding beg The farm
er thea sent around to the back Of his
cart and took out o. il a chicken
With a piece % striEE 70 one leg
With the string he fastened the
chicken 10 the hitehin< pcst so that Il
could pick Up the oats dropped from
the horses nossbaE-
Oxford eagle. (Oxford, Lafayette Co., Miss.) 1876-current, 1914-03-19

The population Of Greater New York
Is estimated hE the hsarh department.
AZ s.47s.sss o. January l. 1914 Ae-
cor1ing 20 the same authority the pep
ulzrfoa or the horu1xhs Is as follows
Manhattan. 2-sl..ssa. the Bruux. sI..-
80. Bruokiyn- I-ssa.zI3. Queens zTs.-
az. Riennorx- sT.sik Nod yes- ho~-
ever. has esr~Atsr ><~ Ncrk <41<ht ~
wsrn Lcnd.suL TIE British metropolis
SIN leads the big Yaaksst0wu 81
some ..aaa.6 go
Oxford eagle. (Oxford, Lafayette Co., Miss.) 1876-current, 1914-03-19
LOSING HOPE
WOMAN VERY I'LL
Finally Restored To Health
BY Lydia E. Pinkham's
Vegetable Compound.
Bellevue. Ohio. II was in q terrible
state before took Lyiia Z. Pinkhara's

egetahe Com
pound Ny back
seheduntil Itho1ght
itwooh break. bad
pains al over ne.
nervous feelings and
periodic trocble& I
was very weak and
run down and vas
losing hope Of ever
being ~ ell and
strong. After tax
ing LYDIA z Pink
Oxford eagle. (Oxford, Lafayette Co., Miss.) 1876-current, 1914-03-19
ID, -M.Iee,- urarrrrela,.a

Early during his struggle Tor fame.
Al Jolzoa. musical comedy star. waS
a member Of \ small opera company.
= had a pretty fair voice. says the
comedian. and 10 give volume 10 or
rather small chorus would stand IN
the wings and help out one night
ius, a. Vas ezdsnzinz my best. the
manager Of the troupe srtpped ID BE-
hind ne and heard M sing.
Say. he said. -d0a't DO that
They're Liable to hear you out front
Oxford eagle. (Oxford, Lafayette Co., Miss.) 1876-current, 1914-03-19

We must make some kizd CT dem
onssrati0n so Is 10 show that cur Pc
.iticaI party is still in the fight
Yes replied Senator Sorghum. If
sc can't think OF anything else. we'll
ave to keep or reoFgznizi1g
Oxford eagle. (Oxford, Lafayette Co., Miss.) 1876-current, 1914-03-19
F~,s yer-fssce

Ia q chIldrenTs remedy with 4 record
Of Is years Of success It's the best
known specific for worms which so
rany children suffer from contAins
20 calouel 95c. Al all dealerx-Adv.
Oxford eagle. (Oxford, Lafayette Co., Miss.) 1876-current, 1914-03-19

The census Of 1911 in British India
showed a population Of $4,000. 0o0.
OF these only IL registered As atheists
and only 50 as zEnostics-s7 IN all
As IS OF these were reported from
Burma it Is surmfsed that they we're
Chinese
Oxford eagle. (Oxford, Lafayette Co., Miss.) 1876-current, 1914-03-19

Billie was crazy to get some
Office
JiTI-Really7
Yes. and nos he's resigned
That looks more as II he vas
crazy
Oxford eagle. (Oxford, Lafayette Co., Miss.) 1876-current, 1914-03-19

What do yoa thfEk q aarrieS;
Hts~ asked the hsn7scked man. ad
DRESSING the youthful bridegroom
Bliss - no zAn1e for H. said the
you1x husband enthusiastically.
You ar rixht. said the ksnpscked
one Sloouily- Bliss Is no aanne fer
IL
Oxford eagle. (Oxford, Lafayette Co., Miss.) 1876-current, 1914-03-19

Brovn-That mans face reminds
me Of a stacked deck OF cards It's
full Of grim aces
Jones-Yes. and they tell me he's
quite a joker also.