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The broad ax., 1914-09-19

Mrs. Emma McGowen, 4735 Evans
avenue, returned home Sunday morning
from Springfield, ILL.,, where she at.
tended the session of the head lodge of
the Sisters of Jericho.
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"what did you do while your WIZ
was away on a vacation go.
Il talkedr' triumphantly reli'e
skinny little Mr.. Hennypeck.-PueN
The broad ax., 1914-09-19

Entered SecOnd-CIass Matter Aug. II.
lS02. at the Post once at Chicago, ulInoIs,
under Act Of March :. 1919.
The broad ax., 1914-09-19

JOHN B. RYAN WILL CONTINUE
HIS FIGHT AGAINST ALDERMAN
MICHAEL KENNA IN THE FIRST
WARD.
The broad ax., 1914-09-19

Some people would rather be polite
than tell the truth.
More than one throne trembles Oh
the balance Of battle.
Tie man with cold feet seldom
travels nj rapid pace.
Make your neighbours front yard
Jealous Of your back yard
Even when your wife'S argument
dues not sound convincing. it is.
Some men are satisfied with half a
loaf. and some loaf all the time.
The wolf ut the door sometimes
comes disguised as bill collector
\ man who can dispose of his trou
hles for consideration is a genius.
Relatively speaking. Mexico is now
one Of our leading peaceful countries.
1t is better not to tell your troubles
more than once to the same individual.
The horrors of war scarcely begin
until the armies spend a winter in the
field.
A shoemaker has been divorced six
times. Evidently he couldn't stick to
his last.
All the labor saving devices ever in
vented have failed to make the IOafer
popular.
\ few more bloody chapters are be
ing written for the next generations
history books.
Calling a man genius is often a
polite way of intimating that he lacks
common sense.
Bumper crops are fine. but one must
be careful that they do not bump the
wrong persons.
War will end kings. says Oscar
Straus. 1t will if they stand in front
of the Gatlings.
About the only place in Europe where
there is any hum of industry" is in
the gun factories.
The well known fact that gold is non
magnetic probably explains why so
few Of us attract it.
a fatalist is a man who thinks that
what is to be will be and that some
body else is to blame.
What Il CHASTITY silence must answer
the roll call these days in some of
those European armies!
Does the tremendous jump in the
price of carbOlic acid prove that car
boIic acid is very hard to make?
1t is said that distance lends en-
chantment to the view. but not to Il
mans view Of the almighty dollar.
Holland has the advantage of being
able to become a submarine country
any time it chooses to cut the dikes.
A music publisher says he spent
over 5000 to popularize a song. Still.
he got many n whistle for his money.
Activities OF censOrs show that pub
lie opinion as well as money and arms
is force to be reckOned with in war
fare.
It's doubtful satisfaction that Is de-
rived from the knowledge that one can
have next week the thing one wants
today.
The broad ax., 1914-09-19

A man gets tight. then walks the stree''
Astounding left and right.
A woman walks with staggering iee'
Because her skirt Is tight all
New York Mall
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-
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| luiulSeN III ny TIE HItE 81
! his own jokes. my son. r......
| uuirer.
ne f,i .sSS wor.S S.[ y E :. r TO- q.
Reseechcd L, r,. r........
1t put her in fu;t..
Louisville '."-.r.'
blii-l see -NihS "'"F-" OBJ. Lg- Be-.
| Is IN the handS OF his dentist,
I JiII-CrOWu work ..,r.
l,ar, St,ta.,r,,,,
/
500 soou ,, NM Is q ' '... a. q" d..
And can sav Nv.
I'd rather do than De. ...
i..
say So sald the man Who is H.war,
/ cheerful My wife b"U-Hr rIrG-.
marked down articles To- >.,,. >-, ..
/ tho ORIGINAL rri,.o,s - -yy,.r,i,,.... -.
''-o 7'''''' P''~' "''>''''i-. " S.a..
me ~, say sI'a' son =" Si'.'''.'... -..~
But ever time 7 nI1y. Z claim.
That COLTS an irritation.
Detroit Free .'-r~-
90 1'iie' - iio" 'ii7"-''' %. ''''I"
WORK
"YeS; she is teaching her parrot not
70 swear '-ROstOn TronScrirr
~ s"e'''' ''Oii i'''i','' 'i'''
When the people wed m hot5.'
Do they shower M. GrJIr nIr-r
With those heavy wooden shoe
Kansas City Jouraa.
counted gold.
Mrs. Poster - That's lust like Won
Won porer avon +,l,a tho +r,rITa .,
count your chanSe.-iuck.
Won't you take chair said he.
Just to see her al her ease
saiS I't a9Gter r' yan sir ~" rIa,se
New York sun.
Warden-Are YOU willing to confess:
voico From, tbo O,,n,.or Y, liz
=,
I'm as much III the uarh is ever
Buffalo Express.
He dreamed a castle in the air.
A lazy chaps ideal one,
Then sold the plan to busy man
WIN '''SN ~ O0''0 & s''' ~ I,,,-a
"
"How on earth did man with a
il upg"
at ,,uass bo all e NTH .,of+ soanr
= WIZ
Ddl'lInOIe AmerlCdH-
-----
For ne has wealth l know.
ms pc S So.,'.li In,,. {, ,, , u
ECincinnati Enquirer.
''HOv's that budding genius son OF
.,
,,.-..- I'll. DILL.
ne DiOOlllHs IulOt HO"' MIA
delphia Ledger.
Old stingy jerks would never treat
II cost too many pence
To 70 ioEn ~, ~ ,,e hi ex5an 0.,
New York Mail
Ever see spots on the sun, Sam
sOb yeS sab"
.yI-,,.., So
eh' sam II,
Yonkers Statesman.
"
1 can handle soft confetti
Eat raw oysters with the best
T wen catinOI ,,s ga, spl i5 ,,. est
ssITo,,- to,,,, bo,, he, too,, ,,,orriads''
-i''' - -. homo
MOI very IohS. ne sun -'e'
to lunch."-DetrOit Free Press.
The Indian that we used to know
Presents transformation great
o. u.a ssha. a., so ID III lio aE,ste
The broad ax., 1914-09-19
CHIPS

Mrs. Blakemore, of Detroit, Mich.
is the guest of her friend, Mrs.. &c
neva Smith, 1868 Dearborn street.
The broad ax., 1914-09-19

Many American women tourists in
innate they were treated even worse
abroad than at the New York customs
house.
The broad ax., 1914-09-19

Willie-Paw, what is a square deaI:
Paw-That's when you get about ~
per cent the best Of it, my Son.-Cln'
cinnati Enquirer.
The broad ax., 1914-09-19

The whole world hates a grouchy stew
II always makes US cuss
To fan In with a fellow who
Wants to fan out with US.
Cincinnati Enquirer
The broad ax., 1914-09-19

Envy is the feeling that prompts Us
to think the things that make life
worth living are the things other peO-
pie have.
The broad ax., 1914-09-19

Wife after callers had gOnel-Ho"
dare you scOld me before company.
Hub-Well, you know, my DEAF
don't dare do it when we are by OUT
selves.-Boston Transcript.
The broad ax., 1914-09-19

"A tear was in her voice" he wrote
And how 1t made the critic swear
When on a car he CHANGED 70 note -,
A loud voiced BOBBY read il tear.
Judge.
The broad ax., 1914-09-19

Come into the garden Man
And wear your skirt witt. ....
The birds don't mimi ,n,. -....
But you Will give t.,rf fits
-NjIt.r.. tt.........
The broad ax., 1914-09-19

1t is given out that golf in the unlt.
ed States costs 100000 a year.
Even so. It is cheaper than the Euro
pean game Of ultimatum.
The broad ax., 1914-09-19

The small boy in this country Will
hail the European war as a great
blessing If it makes the price Of castor
oil prohibitive.
The broad ax., 1914-09-19

Warden-Are you willing to confess:
Voice From the DungeOn-No. sir
I'm as much in the dark rs ever
Buffalo Express.
The broad ax., 1914-09-19

Ibid YOU see where IN heir,SS No..
ried Il butcher"
Il suppose She SAW il Wis Nm. ,..
way she could afford Co eat r.,..r CT
day. baltimore American
The broad ax., 1914-09-19

When the people wed in HoIlasd
And the wedding guests euthI-.
Do they shower the bridal parry
With those heavy wooden Shoe
Kansas CITY JOu-ua.
The broad ax., 1914-09-19

The Indian that we used to know
Presents a transformation great
He draws a salary from a show
Or cashes in on real estate.
Washington star.
The broad ax., 1914-09-19

With a crop Of 1.2OOOOO,OOO bushels
Of oats reported it is not likely that
the equine population will complain
Of hard times this year.
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THE BROAD AK
sOs' FEDERAL STREET. CHICAGO. III
PHONE DRExEL asSo.
rCBLIsHED WEEKLY.

JULIUS F. TAYLOR. Editor and PubrI.A..
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Wont you take a chair said he,
Just to see her at her ease.
And without meaning she
Said. After you. sir, please.
New York sun.
The broad ax., 1914-09-19

Among the other examples Of incon.
sequential expenditures san be men
toned the $1,5OOOOO expended for the
unsailed yacht race.
The broad ax., 1914-09-19

$50 Ethel is now engaged ir reform
work.
"YeS; she is teaching her parrot not
to swear."-BOstOn Transcript
The broad ax., 1914-09-19

Perhaps. after all, 1t is just as well
that we have no expensive legation
buildings in the capitals Of Europe to
be bombarded to pieces.
The broad ax., 1914-09-19

Mr.. Pester-I dreamed / had IN.
counted gold.
Mrs. Poster - That's just like You
You never even take the trouble 70
count your change.-Puck.
The broad ax., 1914-09-19

He dreamed a castle in the air.
A lazy chaps ideal one,
Then sold the plan to busy man
With cash TO build a real one.
Judge
The broad ax., 1914-09-19

War will end kings. says Oscar
Straus. 1t will if they stand in front
of the Gatlings.
The broad ax., 1914-09-19

"How long has he been married:
Not very long. He still goes home
to lunch."-DetrOit Free Press.
The broad ax., 1914-09-19

Bumper crops are fine. but one must
be careful that they do not bump the
wrong persons.
The broad ax., 1914-09-19

"HOw on earth did a man with
record like his ever manage to clean
it up:"
Il guess he did it with soft soap
Baltimore American.
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What makes her 81 POSITIVE. .,...
everything"
"Her sex. -Philad"lph.a I..r..-
But now with FOLLY ur.. ...
Their husbands uu. .... ..
The ladies are, So ts. ..
That people call tur..
The broad ax., 1914-09-19

Considering the other matters IL has
to worry about. a transatlantic liner
is liable to run right through an ice.
berg without stopping.
The broad ax., 1914-09-19

Ever see spots on the sun. Sam
''Oh, yes. sab"
when. Sam?"
"Other day. when dat Ornery mule
kicked me at high noon. Sah.'-
YOnkers Statesman.
The broad ax., 1914-09-19

About the only place in Europe where
there is any hum of industry" is in
the gun factories.
The broad ax., 1914-09-19

Calling a man genius" is often a
polite way Of intimating that he lacks
common sense.
The broad ax., 1914-09-19

"HOw's that budding genius son Of
yOursT'
He's a blooming idiot nOw."-Phila
delphia Ledger.
The broad ax., 1914-09-19

Old Stingy jerks would never treat
It cost too many pence
But he invited every one
To joke At his expense.
New York Mail
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Some men fall in love. Others are
The broad ax., 1914-09-19

\ few more bloody chapters are be
ing written for the next genera tons
history books.
The broad ax., 1914-09-19

They say that COLTS a SpIruI.. -l,.-
And perfect recreation
But every time play ] claim
That COLTS an irritation
Detroit r.r, r'-,--
The broad ax., 1914-09-19

It's doubtful satisfaction that is de-
rived from the knowledge that one can
have next week the thing one wants
today.
The broad ax., 1914-09-19

Lucky is the man who doesn't believe
e., Iu,.I-
The broad ax., 1914-09-19

"Are you ecOnOmizin. Il >lur.
say So said the man who is r.w.r,
cheerful. MY wife b"u-hr crrr.a
marked down articles L. >r,, >-u ..
the original prices. "-WaShin.r u Sta.
The broad ax., 1914-09-19

/ can handle soft confetti
Eat raw oysters with the best,
But I cannot eat spaghetti
Without mussing up my vest
Peoria Journal
The broad ax., 1914-09-19

Willie-Paw. what is u..rl.... ..........
NOR:
Paw-That Is Somcth.r- .r.-....
indulged In 10y the mJu ~. .....
his own jokes. my son. r......-..
quirer.
The Greenville journal. [volume] (Greenville, Ohio) 1850-1918, 1914-09-24
WARRIORS OF INDIA HITS THE BELG|ANS
German Prince Charges Them
With Many Shocking Crimes.
Declares Lower Glasses Are Guilty Of
Fearful Cruelty Toward Soldiers Of
the Kaiser, Especially
the Wounded.

New York-Count Won Bern3torif,
German ambassador to the United
States, made public the following ex.
tract from letter written to him by
Prince Henry of Reuss:
Il hope that we have already pro-
tested to the government at Brussels
against the frightful atrocities which
were committed and are still being
committed daily by the lower class Of
the Belgian population against our
brave soldiers, especially against
wounded ones. 1t seems that the Bel.
gian government is either helpless or
else does not know the least about
these things, which are worse than the
cruelties committed during the Balkan
war,
1T might be advisable If the Bel
gian government would be asked from
The Hague to take energetic steps in
the Belgian districts not yet occupied
by the Germans, 80 that an end is
put to this detestable war of franc
tireurs and that army fights only
against army.
"The reports are coming in daily
about guards being treacherously
killed by peasants, ETC., and the fear
full cruelty committed even by women
to our wounded soldiers. This will
forever remain shameful blot on the
history of Belgium. 1t also seems that
in Belgium the minor Catholic clergy
is carrying on an incessant agitation.
1T surely does not meet with the
Belgian governments intentions that
the Belgian people commit the lowest
crimes against humanity, which, natu-
rally, the Belgian government will
have to be blamed for in the future.
1t is still time to prevent scores OF
crimes.
THE cruelties In question are the
gouging out Of eyes of the wounded
soldiers, cutting out Of tongues, cut
ting off Of limbs, numbering of the
wounded who are lying on stretchers
ready to be taken to the hospital,
treacherous assaults by peasants, etc.
Priests who received our troops in
friendly manner during the day were
at night time detected with revolvers
in their hands participating actively
in the outrages."
The Greenville journal. [volume] (Greenville, Ohio) 1850-1918, 1914-09-24
FIGHTING IN THE VOSGES
Wounded French Soldiers Describe
Their Experiences In the Battles
In That Region.

London.-A correspondent describes
visit among the French who were
wounded in the battles of the Vosges
and have been brought to Vichy,
whose palatial hotels have been trans
formed into hospitals.
II talked with many of these wound
ed;" he said. Three men who foughts
side by side said:
at is probably our own fault that
we are here. Our major fell at the first
zolley and then all the other officers
TT succeeding volleys. When we found
ourselves without officers we, not both.
ering ourselves what was going on at
tie front, rear or flank, fixed bayonets
a, 1900 .ards and went at them sing.
ing all Che way. We were Just SO
yards from the enemy when we were
doTned'
"On an adjoining cot was sturdy
peasant who told me this story: AT
Cirey a shell fell on my knapsack,
sending me sprawling face downward.
did ,aot stir, expecting every moment
to be b-own to atoms. After what
seemed a half hour, seeing that the
shell had not exploded, I hunched up
my shoulders and the she'll gently
rolled Off 1t is pity 1t was so big.
as otherwise l should have brought it
back as trinket for my sweetheart
"a wounded artilleryman contrib.
uted the following experience: y
witnessed one horrible scene. The
Germans were shooting FROM the
deep trenches among which cur ar.
tillery was doing terrible work. But
as fast as German dropped a freSh
man took his place. until bodies of
the Germans were on a level with
the surface of the earthworks. At
this moment a German battery was
ordered to advance. The heavy
wheels sank in the trench, but tha
drivers furiously lSshed their horses
and finally dragged the guSS across
the human bridge"
The Greenville journal. [volume] (Greenville, Ohio) 1850-1918, 1914-09-24
ASSIGNED
TO OHIO CHURCHES
WESTERN METHODIST CONFER.
ENcE ANNOUNCES APPOINT
MENTS.
Annual Session at Toledo Of Ohio
cIsrsymen AdIourns After Max
ing Many Changes.

Western Newspaper Union News Service
Toledo. - The following appoint
ments we're announced by the West
ern Methodist conference:
FINDLAY DISTRICT. H. Fitzwa-
ter, superintendent; Ada, Addeyman
Smith; Ada circuit, R. w. Turner; Ar
cadia, G. A. Whitlock; Arlington, c.
d. Chiles; Beaver Dam, J. s. Snod-
grass; Bettsville, T. S. Ingle; Bloom
dale, j. o. Hillery; Bluffton, w. r.
Burton; Bradner, D. E. Rhoades;
Carey. w. J. Hagerman; Columbus
Grove, C. NJ. Monosmith; Dunkirk, H.
s. Worthington; Findlay, First
Church, H. c. Jameson and F. w. Stan
ton; Howard, 4. H. Hammond; Third
and McComb, J. F. Pfeiffer; Forest,
G. B. Wiltsee; Fostoria, II. E. Armo-
cost; Fostoria circuit, ]. w. Which;
Gilboa, John Palette; Harpster, w.
F. Chiles; HoytsvIlle, J. T. Pope; Ka-
Ida, E. H. Snow; Lafayette, Joseph
Bennett; Marsailles, w. F. Turner;
Mount Blanchard, w. E. Ice; McComb,
w. j. Green; McCutcheonville and
Crawford, Homer Elliott; North Bal
timore, w. w. Motter; Ottawa, ]. w.
Gibson; Pandora, E. d. Smith; Raw
son, w. H. Cundy; Rushmore, J. c..
BurriS; Upper Sandusky, G. w. Vor-
his; Van Lue, w. S. Culp; Vaughns-
vile, Thomas Parkin; Wharton, Lem
uel Rice.
TOLEDO DISTRICT-E. E. Mccain
mon, superintendent; Bowling Green,
]. A. Hoffman; Cygnet, H. c. Burger;
Delata, E. r. Parrish; Bowling, R. N.
Mulholland; Elmore, H. w: Hodge;
Fremont, ]. F. Harshbarger; Genoa,
M. D. Scott; Gibsonburg, ]. e. New
comb; Grand Rapids, H. A. Rottirock;
Liberty Center; j. c. Crider; Maui
NEE, e. D. Cooke; Mcclure, E. T.
Daily; Metamora, G. A. Edmonds;
Oak Harbor, w. M. Hartford; Pember-
vile, L. B. Smith; Perrysburg, Stew
art Baumgardner; Prairie Depot, S. S.
Flory; Swanton, c. r. Davenport; Syl-
vania, A. c. Rainesburger; Cleveland,
Asbury, Charles Fulkerson; Bethany,
w. H. Bade; Broadway, David F.
Helms; Collinwood, J. C. Roberts;
Central Avenue, J. D. Darling; Clark
Street. F. E. Higbie; Epworth, J. B.
Ascham. and A. E. Strother; Euclid
Avenue, c. w. Hoffman; Hamilton,
Memorial R. w. Wallace; Ironville,
J. w. Smith; Monroe Street, c. w.
Collinge; st. James, E. J. Webster;
St. Johns NJ. B. Baumgardner; st.
Pauls, R. o. Mathews; Spring Street,
G. H. Wolcott; Western Avenue, A.
S. Bowersox; Washington chapel,
Franklin Ohlinger; Waterville, G. w.
jameson; Weston, E. L. Motter.
The Greenville journal. [volume] (Greenville, Ohio) 1850-1918, 1914-09-24
Ghurkas and Sikhs Added to the
Armies Of the Allies.
All Arc IndomitabIe Fighters, the
Methods Of the Former Especially
Being Terrifying to Euro
pean Troopa
BY HERBERT TEMPLE,
European Manager Of the Information
al News Service.


European Manager Of the information
al News Service.
1on6on.-The throwing by England
of thousands of her Indian fighters in
to France to combat Germany, and the
Importation of French African troops
into the field, have given an amazing
aspect to the international war. Ger
many now is opposing English, French,
Belgians, Russians, Hindus and Afri;
cans.
The remarkably short time after the
beginning of war in which the British
Indian troops were seen crossing Can.
ada from the Pacific to the Atlantic
astonished the Germans. 1t indicated
that the Asiatic soldiers were on their
way about the same instant that war
was formally declared by Great Brit
ain.
England, If necessary, can pour into
France from India 23S, 900 trained men,
of whom $4,000 are trained British
troops, including some of the crack
regiments Of the Royal army, the re-
mainder being native Indian soldiers,
fit comrades on the firing line OF
frances Turcos and Spahis.
According to the official figures, the
strength of the Indian army already
| on it's way to the front Is, infantry
10000; cavalry, $4,000; artillery, TO-
900; engineers, ETC., 5000.
The main strength of the Indian
army is its infantry. Brahmas, Raj.
puts, Jats, Sikhs, Punjabis, Dogras,
Mahrattas and Ghurkas, of all castles
and several religions, Mohammedan
Hindu, Buddhist, all are warriors who
will lay down their lives for the Brit
ish and the dark-skinned regiments Of
the Indian army are fighting force
hard to stop:
Among the most interesting as we'll
as the most formidable fighting outfits
in the Indian army are the Ghurkas.
There are ten regiments of the Ghurka
rifles. These little fighters, who come
from the region of Nepal and trace
their descent from the Rajputs, would
rather fight than eat. In appearance
they are deceiving. They are short,
stocky little men, of somewhat the ap-
pearance of the Japanese, only a bit
heavier. They wear perpetual griEs
on their faces and the grins do net
come off when they go into fight
In close quarters the Ghurka throws
away his rifle and takes to his long
curved knife, which he uses with tell
ing effect When charged by cavalry
the Ghurkas stand up and fire at the
horsemen until they come within close
range. Then the natives drop to the
ground. AS the cavalry passes over
them, the little Indians are up and
busily at work ham-stringing the
horses and clinging to stirrups, stab
bing the riders.
The Ghurkas, like the Scotch High
landers. use bag-pipes and they carry
their pipes with them when they go
into battle. Once they are launched
on a charge, they do not stop until
they come to grips with the enemy
No matter how many fall, the survi-
vcrs do not retreat.
The Greenville journal. [volume] (Greenville, Ohio) 1850-1918, 1914-09-24
CROWN PRINCE WAS FURIOUS
Broke Surrendered Sword of French
officer, Declaring Allies Used
Dumdum Bullets.

Berlin.-It Is learned that after the
surrender Of Longwy the German
crown prince had an interview with
the French commander, during which
the latter rendered his sword in token
Of defeat.
The crown prince was furious as
he had been informed that the French
had used dumdum bullets, contrary
to the rules of war.
His face was flushed with wrath as
he grasped the sword and, contrary
to all military custom. broke it over
his knee.
''I must take your sword, but you
fought us dishonorably. said the Ger
man commander angrily Your SOL
diers used dumdum bullets against
US"
The French commander denied that
Sis troops had used soft-nosed bullets,
but the German soldiers are reported
to have found some Of those bullets
among the mur*aons OF the fort.
The Greenville journal. [volume] (Greenville, Ohio) 1850-1918, 1914-09-24
Youngsters Aid Drys.

Massillon.-Six-year-old children are
to campaign for the drys in Canal
Fulton, small town north of
here. They have organized what they
call the "childrens campaign for pro-
hibition" and will aid the drys in the
latter's efforts to make the township
arid. More than 100 members have
been enrolled. Badges and hats bear
ing the inscription, The Liquor Traffic
Must Co." are to be worn continuous
ly until election day next November,
while parades with banners similarly
Inscribed are to be held weekly.
The Greenville journal. [volume] (Greenville, Ohio) 1850-1918, 1914-09-24
Find English Leaders.

According to dispatch from Daily
Mail correspondent at Rouen the Ger.
mans have been able, with seemingly
uncanny precision, to locate the head.
quarters of the British general staff,
no matter where ittmoves.
Throughout ten days, begiEUing
when the fighting was about Mons, the
invaders poured shells close to the
meeting point of the kings generals.
It was the same thing when head,
quarters were at Donai and Landre-
cies, whereupon Sir John French with
drew his, position to lie Cateau. There
it was the target of terrific bonn.
bardment, which set fire to the town
and burned it. The next move was to
St Quentin, where again the BRUSH
headquarters were mark for the Ger
man fire.
The Greenville journal. [volume] (Greenville, Ohio) 1850-1918, 1914-09-24
DESCRIPTION WAS ALL RIGHT
Not Just What Jones Was Locking
for, But Brown Surely Had
Told the Truth.

Az Brown landed on the platform he
ran full butt into Jones.
Where bound, Jones, and why such
speed?" queried Brown.
Just OF to Seashellon-the-Mud. and
am anxious to get some fruit before /
start"
Fruit? Just the thing! Now she's
just of; jump In that carriage. left
a fine pear in the corner"
Jones got In and started searching
around.
my friend said he left fine pear
in the corner" explained Jones, as an
old lady shifted angrily at the way he
searched round her.
Guess he meant that corner, my
man." she snapped.
Jones looked and saw a young cou-
pie blushing furiously.
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in a zigzag course to a spot near sois-
sons
HE saw the German hosts not
merely in retreat but in fight.
Tt was wonderful sight the air
man said, to look down upon those
hundreds and thousands of moving
military columns. the long gray lines
Of the kaiser's picked troops. some
marching in a northerly, others in a
northeasterly direction. and all NOV
ing with tremendous rapidity'
The retreat. the aviator declared.
was not confined q the highvays, but