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Daily capital journal. (Salem, Oregon) 1903-1919, 1914-06-01
rake Plenty Of Time to Eat.

There is a saying that "rapid eating
is slow suicide" If you have found
the habit of eating too rapidly, you are
most likely suffering from indigestion,
which will result eventually in serious
illness unless corrected. Digestion be-
gins in the mouth. Food should be
thoroughly masticated and insalivated.
Then when you have fullness of the
stomach or feel dull and stupid after
eating, take one of Chamberlain's Tab
let's. Many severe cases of stomach
trouble and constipation have been
cured by the use of these tablets. They
are easy to take and most agreeable
in effect. Sold by all dealers.
Daily capital journal. (Salem, Oregon) 1903-1919, 1914-06-01

Women should understand that
melancholy, commonly called the
" "blues'', is in nine times out Of ten
a pure symptom of some organic de.
rangement which should have atten-
ton. For nearly forty years, Lydia
f. Pinkham s Vegetable Compound
made from roots and herbs, has been
the standard remedy for such condi.
tions, as proved by many testimonials
which we are constantly publishing
from women who have been restored to
health by it's use.
Daily capital journal. (Salem, Oregon) 1903-1919, 1914-06-01
Chamberlain's Colic, Cholera and Diarr-
hoea Remedy.

Every family without exception
should keep this preparation at hand
during the hot weather of the summer
months. Chamberlain 3 Collie, Cholera
and Diarrhoea Remedy is worth many
times its cost when needed and is al
most certain to be needed before the
summer is over. 1t has no superior
for the purposes for which it is intend
ed. Buy it now. For sale by all deal
ers.
Daily capital journal. (Salem, Oregon) 1903-1919, 1914-06-01

R. N. of A.-"0regon Grape Camp"
No. 1860, meets every Thursday ev-
ening in Mccormack building, Court
and Liberty streets. Elevator. Su-
sic Parmenter, 78l North Front St.,
Oracle; Hazel Price, Imperial Furni-
ture Co., recorder,
Daily capital journal. (Salem, Oregon) 1903-1919, 1914-06-01
ABSTRACTS.
AUCTIoNEER.
cHIRopRAcT1C-s -sPINoLoaIsT.

DIR. o. L. SCOTT-Graduat of Chiro.
practic's Is Fountain Head, Davenport,
iowa. If you have tried everything
and have got no relief, try Chiroprac.
tic spinal adjustments and get well
Office 406-7-S U. S. National Bank
Building. Phone Main 81. Residence
Main S2SR.
Daily capital journal. (Salem, Oregon) 1903-1919, 1914-06-01
Imaginary r1eart Trouble.

Do you have pains in the region Of
the hearth Does your heart thumpi
It's terrible pounding alarms you
What is Wrongi Do you believe these
symptoms mean heart trouble Or.
ganic diseases of the heart very sell
dom occasion much pain. Nearly all
of these pains are caused by some de
rangement Of the stomach. Meritol
Tonic Digestive is especially recon.
mended for indigestion and dyspepsia
and fer restoring the stomach to iti
normal functions and-no mere "heari
disease" Capital Drug Store, ex
elusive agents.
Daily capital journal. (Salem, Oregon) 1903-1919, 1914-06-01

MULTNoMAH ROYAL ARCH CHAP.
TER NO. l r. A. NJ. Regular meet.
ing second Friday in each month at
8 p. m, in the Masonic Temple. ].
I. Welch, Ex. High Priest; Lot L.
Pearce, secretary.
Daily capital journal. (Salem, Oregon) 1903-1919, 1914-06-01
WAITING FOR YOU

You've decided TO own an au.
tomobile when you can afford itf
Well, if you can spare even
few hundred dollars, the time is
now, in this month or May, to
buy one, for the car rs waiting
for you. Just read carefully the
list of used automobiles, printed
daily in the Journar columns and
offered for sale there and you
will see that the choice is wide
enough to suit any purse.
If there is some particular
make, or model, you nave set
your mind on, say so in a little
Want Ad of your own and the
answers will surprise you. A well
rebuilt ear of standard make is
bound to satisfy you.
Daily capital journal. (Salem, Oregon) 1903-1919, 1914-06-01
WOMEN WATCH THE cLocK.

y VII O1I TIL OIIOOIA'
in our stores and factories for that
blessed hour when the dayfs work
ends. The reason is readily seen, as
the nature of their duties too often
drifts them into the horrors of all
kinds of organic troubles peculiar to
women, causing backaehes, headaches,
nervousness and irritability. Lydia f.
Pinkham' 5 Vegetable Compound, a sim
pie remedy, made from roots and. herbs,
may be relied upon to overcome these
troubles.
Daily capital journal. (Salem, Oregon) 1903-1919, 1914-06-01
LOST.

LOST-Iron plug from tank wagon
Leave at Journal office. Reward.
Daily capital journal. (Salem, Oregon) 1903-1919, 1914-06-01
DIR. STONE S
Heave Drops

For the cure Of
heaves; a liquid
medicine given in
the feed, which
tie most fastidious
horse will not re-
fuse. From one
to six bottles viii
cure the most
stubborn case.
Price $1.00 per
bottle, or 8 bot.
ties for So. For
sale by all drug.
gists and at
Daily capital journal. (Salem, Oregon) 1903-1919, 1914-06-01

Perhaps the newly nominated men,
bers of the Legislature are beginning
to think that reducing taxes will not
be so easy as they seemed to con-
slider before the primaries.
Daily capital journal. (Salem, Oregon) 1903-1919, 1914-06-01

WOODMEN OF WORLD-Meet every
Friday night at 500 O'Clock in Nc
Cornack block. l.. H. Fletcher, c..
c.; c. e. McElrOy, clerk, 5l9 Court
street.
Daily capital journal. (Salem, Oregon) 1903-1919, 1914-06-01

UNITED. ARTISANS-Capital Assem-.
bly, No. 81, meets every Wednesday
at 5 P. M, in Moose Hall. w. 0. AS
seln, NJ: A., Ivan G. Martin, secre-
tary, Masonic Temple.
Daily capital journal. (Salem, Oregon) 1903-1919, 1914-06-01

The memory of great financiers and
railroad presidents is invariably very
poor in a court. One wonders how and
why such forgetful fellows ever got
and held their jobs and money.
Daily capital journal. (Salem, Oregon) 1903-1919, 1914-06-01
PROFESSOR SAYS POPULATION
WILL SHIFT TO TROPICS

Seattle, Wash, June Wholesale
migration to tropical lands is predicted
by Professor John A. Winzirl, of the
science department of the University
of Washington here today
He says eventually the center Of pop
ulation will shift to the hot countries
because the latter are more fertile, ana
science is rapidly learning to get rid
of tropical diseases.
Daily capital journal. (Salem, Oregon) 1903-1919, 1914-06-01

The splendid work of Chamberlain s
Tablets is daily becoming more widely
known. No such grand remedy for
stomach and liver troubles has ever be.
fore been known. For sale by all deal
ers.
Daily capital journal. (Salem, Oregon) 1903-1919, 1914-06-01
LODGE DIRECTORY.

A. o. U. W.-Proteetion Lodge No. g.
Meets every Monday evening at 1880
in the Mccormack hall, corner Court
and Liberty streets, Leonard Mason,
Nj. WI S. A. McFadden, recorder;
R. B. Duncan, +.
Daily capital journal. (Salem, Oregon) 1903-1919, 1914-06-01

The infinitely numerous members of
the animal kingdom have their ply
steal feelings, of course; but may they
not also have their prejudices ana
passions, loves and hates, retrograda'
tons and reforms, even their religions,
much the same as we humans.
Daily capital journal. (Salem, Oregon) 1903-1919, 1914-06-01

CHADWICK CHAPTER NO. 81, o. f.
8. Regular meeting every first and
third Tuesday at 5 p. m, in the Ma
sonic Temple. Mrs. Ida B. Godfrey,
W. NJ, Ida M. Babcock, secretary.
Daily capital journal. (Salem, Oregon) 1903-1919, 1914-06-01
Get Rid of the Torment of Rheumatisr

Get Rid Of the Torment of Rheumatism
Remember how spry and active you
were before you had rheumatism, back
ache, swollen, aching joints and stiff,
painful muselesl Want to feel that
way againl You can--just take Foley
Kidney Pills. They get right at the
cause of your pain and misery, put
your kidneys in sound healthy condi-
tion-make them active and strong. Do
it quickly, too-for Foley Kidney Tflls
being good work just as soon as you
start taking them. Start today, and
soon you will again be active and free
from pain. J. c. Perry, druggist.
Very young things are the chief joy
of some old people.
Daily capital journal. (Salem, Oregon) 1903-1919, 1914-06-01

RATES FOR ADVERTISEMENTS
ONE CENT per word for the first Insertion
ONEALF CENT per word for each succeeding ubsequen
Insertion
Daily capital journal. (Salem, Oregon) 1903-1919, 1914-06-01
CASTORIA
For Infants and Children.
The Kind You Have Always Bought
s'sas,st. asass ;es Of 1ZhAzzza..

The stores, shops and saloons may
not be quite as busy as at some times,
but the reason is a good one; ride
out in the country and notice how busy
the rural workers are.
Daily capital journal. (Salem, Oregon) 1903-1919, 1914-06-01
osTEoPATHIc PHYSICIANS.

DRS. B. H. WHITE AND R. W. WAL
4 TON, Osteopathic physicians and
nerve specialists. Graduates of Amer
lean School of Osteopathy, Kirksville,
Mo. Post graduate and specialized
in nervous diseases at Los Angeles
college. Treat acute and chronic dis,
eases. Consultation free. Lady at.
-tendant. Office 5O5-506 U. S. Ma.
tional Bank building. Phone $50.
Residence 346 North Capital street.
Phone 469.
Daily capital journal. (Salem, Oregon) 1903-1919, 1914-06-01

1t is an easy matter to prevent dis
eases Of the scalp by using Meritol
Hair Tonic. 1t should be used regu-
larly to keep the scalp free of germs,
as these germs are the cause Of the
majority Of cases Of dandruff and
later, badness. We are authorized to
guarantee Meritol Hair Tonic. Cap
ital Drug Store. exclusive agency.
Daily capital journal. (Salem, Oregon) 1903-1919, 1914-06-01
COMFORTING Too Stout Ilooule.

Foley Cathartic Tablets are a special
ly good little regulator that keeps your
system in perfect working order. No
biliousness, no constipation, no distress
after eating, no greasy, gassy taste, no
belching. They stimulate the natural
movement of the intestines, free them
Of all elogging substances. A stout
person using them constantly, will feel
thinned out and more comfortable as a
result of their use. A perfect family
cathartie. j. G. Perry druggist.
Daily capital journal. (Salem, Oregon) 1903-1919, 1914-06-01

The farmers are the princes of pro
dueers, who keep the world alive and
moving.
Daily capital journal. (Salem, Oregon) 1903-1919, 1914-06-01

FOR RENT-Two well-furnished rooms
for housekeeping. Inquire 332 North
Church.
Daily capital journal. (Salem, Oregon) 1903-1919, 1914-06-01
NEW AND SECONDHAND GOODS.

II. NJ. BAKER-New and secondhand
furniture, hardware and general sup
plies. Best cash prices paid for sec
ond-hand goods. Call and see us and
look over our goods. 1913 Court street,
Phone 1858.
Daily capital journal. (Salem, Oregon) 1903-1919, 1914-06-01
Shake Off Your Rheumatism.

Now is the time to get rid of your
rheumatism. Try a twenty-five cent
bottle of Chamberlain Liniment and
see how quickly your rheumatic pains
disappear. Sold by all dealers.
Daily capital journal. (Salem, Oregon) 1903-1919, 1914-06-01

SALEM HUMANE SOCIETY-D. D.
Keeler, president; Mrs. Lou Tillsoi,
secretary. All cases of cruelty or
neglect of dumb animals should be
reported to the society for investi-
cation.
Daily capital journal. (Salem, Oregon) 1903-1919, 1914-06-01
THAT TERRIBLE BAcKAcHE.

from which so many women suffer is
significant of organic trouble. 1t tells,
with other symptoms, such as head
aches, nervousness and depression, that
nature requires assistance. For forty
years Lydia Il. Pinkham g Vegetable
Compound, a simple remedy made from
roots and herbs, has been the one eff
fective remedy in such cases. 1t speed
lily removes the cause and restores the
system to healthy normal condition.
Daily capital journal. (Salem, Oregon) 1903-1919, 1914-06-01

CENTRAL LODGE No. Is, X. of p
Mccormack building, Tuesday even.
ing of each week at 1880; W. B.
Sumerville, G. c., James W. Cox, X.
of r. and S.
Daily capital journal. (Salem, Oregon) 1903-1919, 1914-06-01

FOR RENT = Three well-furnished
downstairs rooms for housekeeping.
Inquire 666 Marion.
Daily capital journal. (Salem, Oregon) 1903-1919, 1914-06-01
wAToHMAKER.

U. 5. MILLER, the MATCHMAKER
Over 20 years experience as watch
maker at Beatrice, Nebr. High grade
WORK at eastern prices. Opera House
block, 4S4 Court street.
Daily capital journal. (Salem, Oregon) 1903-1919, 1914-06-01

FOR SALE-Modern s1x-room house,
paved street and car line, close to
good business corner, convenient to
school. Price $4,000. Two hundred
dollars down, balance in rental in
stalments. Phone Main 470.
Daily capital journal. (Salem, Oregon) 1903-1919, 1914-06-01

To be happy satisfactorily, be and
do good.
Daily capital journal. (Salem, Oregon) 1903-1919, 1914-06-01

HIGHEST price paid for secondhand
furniture, ranges, hardware, tents,
etc. We carry the most complete
stock of above articles in town at
the lowest price. 0. l.. McPeek, 27l
North Commercial St., Phone Main
1888.
Daily capital journal. (Salem, Oregon) 1903-1919, 1914-06-01
WATER COMPANY.

eALEM WATER Co1IPANY-Office
corner Commercial and Trade streets.
For water service apply at office.
Bllls payable m0pthly in advance.
Daily capital journal. (Salem, Oregon) 1903-1919, 1914-06-01
FOR RENT.

FOR RENT-Furnlsne1 rooms, close
in, desirable location. 365 High
street.
Daily capital journal. (Salem, Oregon) 1903-1919, 1914-06-01

The Journal Want Ad is like a col
onel in regiment because it directs
whole army of workers and com
mands the situation.
Daily capital journal. (Salem, Oregon) 1903-1919, 1914-06-01
MELANCHOLY WOMEN.

The person who has something to
sell that many people want is all right.
Daily capital journal. (Salem, Oregon) 1903-1919, 1914-06-01
SAND AND GRAVEL.

SALEM CONSTRUCTION Co.-Can
supply you with sand and gravel. Of.
lice AGA Court street. Phone Main
I9O. Gravel bed on Front street and
North Mill Creek.
Daily capital journal. (Salem, Oregon) 1903-1919, 1914-06-01
Can't Keen II ssecrat

The saddest of mortals are those
who can no longer hope.
Daily capital journal. (Salem, Oregon) 1903-1919, 1914-06-01

Journal "Nelo Today" adUer-
tiSing costs you only one cenf
a tDord.
Daily capital journal. (Salem, Oregon) 1903-1919, 1914-06-01

SALEM LODGE NO 4, A. F. & A. NJ.
Stated communication first Friday in
each month at 1880 p. m, in the
Masonic Temple. David A. Wright,
w. NJ; s. z. Culver, secretary.
Daily capital journal. (Salem, Oregon) 1903-1919, 1914-06-01
WANTED.

WANT TO EXCHANGE-Two new
fOur-roOm cottages in the city of Ri
verside, California, ror choice acre
age close to Salem. F. ]. Getter, 1888
Mission street.
Daily capital journal. (Salem, Oregon) 1903-1919, 1914-06-01
WOOD AND COAL.

eALEM FUEL YARDS-The place of
quality All kinds of dry wood, four
foot, or cut in stove lengths to suit.
Prompt delivery. We handle the best
Goals on the market. Try our King
coal; it is the best; 1852 Trade street.
Phone Main 529. Mark Siddal, prop.
Daily capital journal. (Salem, Oregon) 1903-1919, 1914-06-01

PACIFIC LODGE No. so, A. F.&A. NJ.
Stated communication third Friday
in each month at 1880 p. m, in the
Masonic Temple. J. S. Wyant, w.
NJ; Ernest II. Choate, secretary,
Daily capital journal. (Salem, Oregon) 1903-1919, 1914-06-01
LAUNDRY.

CLOTHES LAST LoNGER-With our
all.hand work; established 20 years,
436 Ferry street, South side, between
Liberty and High. Hop Lee.
Daily capital journal. (Salem, Oregon) 1903-1919, 1914-06-01

And not big wool man utterly
"ruined" yet.
Daily capital journal. (Salem, Oregon) 1903-1919, 1914-06-01
WOMEN HAVE no SMILE

There is but brief if any intermis-
sion between campaigns.
Daily capital journal. (Salem, Oregon) 1903-1919, 1914-06-01
PLUMBIlf4.

THEO. NJ. BARR-Plumbing, hot water
and steam heating and timing. 1854
Commercial ST., Phone Main 1872.
Daily capital journal. (Salem, Oregon) 1903-1919, 1914-06-01
Children Cry
FOR FLETCHER'S
9 a 8 TO RIA
A Reliable Hair Tonic.

A man s credit is seldom good if he
is unable to make good.
Daily capital journal. (Salem, Oregon) 1903-1919, 1914-06-01
TAXICAB SERVICE.

TAXICAB SERvICE-It will pay you
20 see or phone to ]. B. Underwood,
manager of the West Side Transfer
Co. when you want taxicab. Terms
reasonable. Phone Main III. stand
900 state street. Orders for early
morning trains phone night before.
Daily capital journal. (Salem, Oregon) 1903-1919, 1914-06-01

If all the Smiths vote for Smith
they will help considerably.
Daily capital journal. (Salem, Oregon) 1903-1919, 1914-06-01
THERESKA HAT WORKS,

HATS MADE TO oRDER-All work
guaranteed. Thereska Hat Works.
Hats of all kinds renovated into any
size or style; good quality trimmings.
2l7 South High street. Phone PSI,
Salem, Oregon.
Daily capital journal. (Salem, Oregon) 1903-1919, 1914-06-01

MODERN WoODMEN OF AMERICA,
Oregon Cedar Camp No. 5246. Meets
every Thursday evening at 8 o'clock
in Masonic hall, corner Court and
Liberty streets. Elevator service.
Fl. L. Born, V. G.; Ray A. Grant,
clerk.
Daily capital journal. (Salem, Oregon) 1903-1919, 1914-06-01

FOR RENT-Nicely furnished room,
walking distance. Phone 2eS1M, or
call 1913 North Liberty street.
Daily capital journal. (Salem, Oregon) 1903-1919, 1914-06-01
sCAVENGER.

SALEM SCAVENGER-Charles soos
proprietor. Garbage and refuse of ali
kinds removed on monthly contracts
at reasonable rates. Yards and cess.
pools cleaned. Office 54S State st.
Office phone Main 2247. Residence
Main 2272.
Daily capital journal. (Salem, Oregon) 1903-1919, 1914-06-01
UNDERTAKES.

RIGDoN-RICHARDSoN Co-Funeral
directors and undertakers, 252 North
High street. Office Phone Main 1873.
Rlgdon residence Main Ill.
Daily capital journal. (Salem, Oregon) 1903-1919, 1914-06-01

Occasionally woman piles so much
hair on the back of her head that it
tilts her chin up.
Daily capital journal. (Salem, Oregon) 1903-1919, 1914-06-01

There will be~a great abundance of
roses as usual.
Daily capital journal. (Salem, Oregon) 1903-1919, 1914-06-01
FOR SALE.

FOR SALE-Fine Alberta farm, 800
acres; 2So acres in cultivation. Will
take valley property as part pay
ment. Terms and description upon
request. Phone 1870. Call COS N.
Capitol.
The times dispatch. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1903-1914, 1914-04-12

carnpaigncr he is. 1t was plain at wanst that it
wtd be worse thin folly to attimpt to attack this
disprit an well armed organization 1t is ap-
parent to me that we have been outnlanoovered,
said Ginral Cuff 1t wud be a military crime
to sacrifice British army in such rash enthcr-
prise said Ciin'ral Bluff Carson is in disprit
mood, said Gin'ral N1uf Hven knows what
he might do ii pressed. He has had lagal thrann
an he might get out injunction against us.
will not lead me gallant fellows against a possible
concealed writ OF some devilish CONTINUANCE like
that I've been in such al action befure in tn
chancry coorts, an know tn cost, he says. So
The times dispatch. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1903-1914, 1914-04-12

IN Ireland. They unreasonable an slow
actin people, while we're reasonable an inpetchus.
But whn sojcrs sthrikc don't know what's
goin' 10 happen. Tn mex thing We know polls
man will refuse to catch burglar because tn
house he's Robin is ownded by Republican.
Thin fireman will come down tn ladder throw
tn hose OH tn ground, an say Cap, l amt
goin' to squirt out that fire. | see a pitcher iv
Willum Jennings Bryan on tn wall An tn cap
will say: Ye done right, me boy. Sind tn
comp'ny back TO tn, njinc house
Anyhow | don't blame gnra fr not
wantin' to fight. With sojcr it's difrcnt but
The times dispatch. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1903-1914, 1914-04-12

If was gin'ral divvle fut cud they dhrive me
into war without they loaded cannon behind
me. II statesman come to me an said Gin raj
Doolcy, in ordher to square mesf with me con-
sttooents i'll Kansas | must asst we to grab tn Of
flag an rush into a cory grave Id say, No,
thank we kindly I'd say; Pm comfortable here
It's good job tn quarhers are to me likin', an
I'm told be tn fair that tn UNIFORM is becomin'.
go have no hard fcelins at all again amy for
cgn nations whativer. TIL foreigners have met
has been agreeable fellows. If we feel badly about
tn way tn govermint iv Pattygonya is actin. if
The times dispatch. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1903-1914, 1914-04-12

ye'er impetchus blood is bn beyond endurance,
ii nawthn but slaughter will satisfy yc'er ardent
nature, veil find me soord hangn in tn closet
Take it, me boy an lead yccrsilf to death or
victhry or both I'll stay back here an tell We
what to do firm time to time, I'd say No, sir If
Andrew Carnaygic ra-ay wants to have peace
an isn't ony on spree with his money, he'll stop
hirin' orators an thry to have tn English idee
took up be all tn wurruld Lave tn maxim iv
war to tn gnras an we'll have peace No gin'ral
ought TO so to war onless he was ready, an no
gin'ral that knows his business ought liver to be
ready Maybe that's why we've had so few wars
lately. Tn statesmen ARE always prepared to
fly somebody else at tn throat iv tn ininly iv their
country, but just as things looks fine f'r fight
tn ginral steps in an whispers in tn statesmans
car: We arc in wrctched state iv onreadness.
we have on'y three millyon an not more
thin siventy thousand millyon rounds v ammyn-
ton, an we d be bate in week, an he goes home
an goes to bed an tn mex day tn pa-apers says
tn situation has been improved by mutual con-
cessyons.
But with tn private sojer it's different If We
left It to him thered be nawthn but war Tn
martial jooties v sojer in piDin' times iv peace.
as Hogan says seems to excite him to go out an
kill some wan A young fellow, afther chanein'
his name SOS his parents won't know he's took I'D
tn ancient an noble pro-fssyon iv arms, enIists
an goes where glory waits him. Whin it ketches
him it ayether puts him to wurruk at his old
thrade at wan-ffth tn union scale or taches him
a new an akelly unpleasant occupation A
plumber who goes into TIL army to duck TIL dis
graceful pro-fssyon at five dollars day finds he's
wipin Jnts in tn barracks f'r wages that wud
make TIL walkin' dlygate have him shot at sun
rise. Whn not dhrillin' or writin' letters to tn
pa-aper complainn about tn food, he idles away
his time in curryin horses, shing!in roofs hoein
weeds in tn colonel's garden or wheclin tn
maJors baby in tn perambylator. Some day he
does somehn that if he done it beiure he become
hero III most he cud get wid be ten days
vacation i'll tn bridcwe TIL coort martial takes
into account all tn cxtenooatin circumstances an
gives him two years at hard labor. Small blame
TO him if We niver hear him yellin' hooray whin
Andrew Carnaygie goes on. No, sir; if had
liver been tmpted be thin colorcd pitchers to
enlist an tn gnral to come to me an say,
Corporal '-f'r I'd be that or nawthin'-' tn
govcrnlnnt wishes We to go out an fight Hin
Missy. yeer best frind. Can we rely YET? I'd
say, Ilinnissy? That little, disagreeable fellow?
years Thin I will lead We to victhry' I don't
care where we lead ME to. Only lead me away
firm here"
" / see in TIL pa-aper that if thin gin'rals were
in Germany, they'd be hanged" said Mr.. Hen
messy.
IF thin gir,'rals were in Germany they
wudden't be gin rails" said Mr.. Dooey.
copyright: 1915 BY Finley Peter Dunna1
The times dispatch. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1903-1914, 1914-04-12

ihimy I'D pick out wud be thin tough fellows
frm tn north. As foreigners | dcspisc thin, but
as fellow counthrymen an inimies hold thin in
tn highest regard. Now that tn military has
retired, ii tn polls will kindly step aside, we'll
resoom tn argyinint where il was left off whin
tn English had TIL presnmtion to INTERFERE.
Good mornn', Alexander; take that. How dye
do Michael, tn same to We with this pick ak!
We understand each other pcrfcckly SO we
must fight. Nawthin' leads to throuble so quick
as perfeck undherstandin'. Tn English don't
understand us an they always mess things up
The times dispatch. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1903-1914, 1914-04-12

it was determined to sind Ginval Lord Cuff over
10 til sicrcty v war an discuss III matther
with him. TIL supreen chief ~ tn ARMY re-
ceived him stcrnly an, aithcr tn tea things had
been cleared away demanded to know why he
had disobcyed ordhcrs, an wud he give him
light? We have decided to discontinue this
crool unnecessary war says tn gin'ral gruffiy,
putin cigareet. Why? says tn sicrety iv war
angrily. Because says tn gin'ral, in tn first
place tn nmy arrc armed, says he That is
raison that don't appeal to me at this distance
says til sicrety iv war haughtily An in tn