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The Butler County press. [volume] (Hamilton, Ohio) 1900-1946, 1914-08-14

CO-OPEhA1lFE IRADEO AMI LA
BOR COUNCIL OF HAMILTON,
OHIO-Meets alternate Tuesdays,
at Trades Council Hall, southeast
corner Second and Court streets.
John Buhi, Pres; Edw. Sims,
recording secretary; Geo. Hill, GER
responding secretary, No. N.
Third st.
AFFILIATED UNIONS-Tims and
place of meeting, and name and aa-
dress of secretaries.
AMERICAN FEDERATION OF MU-
SICIANS, No. 31-Meets first Fri
day of each month, at l56 High St.
j. Ed. Lehmkuhl, Sec, 600 Frank
lin st.
BAKERS UNION, No. 81-Meets
every 1st and 3rd Saturdays, in
Trades Council Hall. Chris Eichel,
Sec'y., 409 Eaton Ave.
BARRIERS, No. 132-Meets End and
4th Mondays of each month, at S. e.
corner Second and Court streets.
Ernst Legg, Sec'y., 227 s. lth st.
BREWEkS, NO. S3-Meets End and
4th Fridays of each month at S. e.
corner Second and Court streets.
Chris. Schwenn, Sec, "A S. Monu-
ment Ave.
BROTHERHOOD OF STATIONARY
FIREMEN-9S, meets the second
Thursday and fourth Thursday OF
each month, at Brotherhood hall,
2Uo High st. w. S. Brown, Sec'y.,
1l44 McGlinn st.
BAkfENDERS' UNION No. 169-
Meets every 1st and 3rd Sunday
afternoons In Trades Council Hall.
Jos. Stoker, cor. and rec. Sec, S05
East Ave.
BLACKSMITHS AND HELPERS
UNION, No. 29-Meets 1st and 3rd
Fridays in Trades Council Hall. b..
Wyatt, Cor. Sec, r. 4. No. l, Ham
ilton, ..
CARPENTERS AND JOINERS-
Meets every Thursday at S. e. cor.
Second and Court streets. S. b..
Corson, Cor. Sec, 107 Brosey Ave.
CIGAR MAKERS, No. 123-Meets
End Monday of each month, at S. G..
corner Second and Court streets.
Henry Brinker, Sec, 267 Washing
ton st.
HORSE -SHOERS, No. 75-Meets 1st
and 3rd Mondays of each month at
338 High street. Harry Remle, sec.,
524 South Second street.
IRON MOULDERS, No. 68-Meets
1st and 3rd Mondays of each month
at S. e. corner Second and Court
streets. Harry Hansel, sec, 627
Hanover street.
IRON MOULDERS, No. 283 (Stove)
Meets alternate Wednesdays at
s. e. corner Second and Court SITS.
Tom Beals, Sec, 713 East Ave.
INTERNATIONAL UNION STEAM
ENGINEERS, No. 91-Meets every
1st and 3rd Monday of each month
at Trades Council hall. Sam D..
Nelson, 500 Ross Ave.
THEATRICAL STAGE EMPLOYEES
international Alliance of The
atrical Stage Employees, meets at
Trades Council hall, 1st and 3rd
Sundays, at a. m. Henry Hum
bach, Jr., East High ST., recording
and financial secretary.
LOCAL NO. 256, |. H. c. B. AND
COM. LABORERS' UNION--Mee
every End and 4th Thursday at
Symms Hall, High and Monument
Ave. Chas. P, Cook, Sec'y., 258
Washington st.
METAL TRADES COUNCIL-Meets
End and 4th Fridays in Trades
Council hall. Ralph Lenehan, 1122
McGlynn ST.
MACHlNISTS, No. 241-Meets alter
nate Tuesdays, at S. e. corner Sec
ond and Court SITS. Alex. Miller,
cor. Sec, No. 314 N. 9th st.
PLUMBERS UNION-Meets every
End and 4th Mondays 338 High
st. Aug. Schaeffer, Sec, cor.
Chestnut and Seventh streets.
PATTERN MAKERS-Albert Gres-
sic, Secretary, No. 217 Buckeye
street. Meets 1st and 3rd Wednes-
days of each month in Trades Coun-
Gil hall, End and Court streets, Sec
| ond floor.
| PRINTING PRESSMEN'S UNION
Meets first Wednesday in each
Iditarod pioneer., 1914-03-28
WHEN THE ICE STARTED

1911 May II; 6;57 30 p. m.
 1912-April p; 10;40 100 a, m. 1913 May 9; 12 fl :45 p. III.
Iditarod pioneer., 1914-03-28
WHITE PASS COMPANY
 FEELS EFFECTS OF FIGHT

The Monetary Times lLondon) of Decem- Der r last contained the following:
 President Dickson, speaking at the White Pass X Yukon railway meeting today said the competition of the Northern Naviga- tion Company had become so serious that it was inevitable that the White Pass Com pany would immediately have to consider the establishment of permanent first class t:ne of steamers to handle freight and pas senger busjne between Seattle Vancouver and Skagway The year 1915 would be especially appropriate for the inauguration of such a service, coinciding with the Pan uma-Pacihc exposition. The company would then be free from ell risks of dis crinination on the ocean and able to pur- sue unhanpered the development of the route
 Mir. Dickson confidently anticipated a Do ,nlnion government appropriation for the construction of a dam at Miles canyon, near Whitehcrse, to control flood waters.
 Chairman Charles Colin Macrae sad the rate war had proved very costly. Gross revenues at the end of 1913 would be ~1.2Ij oo0 a sight increase over 1912, but ia order to maintain cash resources to carry on tie fight forced upon them. no -iyiGend would be paid for the year
Iditarod pioneer., 1914-03-28
PASSAGE OF RAILWAY BILL
 CELEBRATED AT FAIRBANKS

The passage of the Alaska railroad bill was celebrated in Fairbanks on February 23 with a "snow carnival" All of the federal offices were closed and many of the business houses also suspended operations for the day The city was in gala attire,
 A parade was held in the afternoon led hy the Shrincrs. Following them came the German band Next in line were gentle pen representing Uncle sam and Presi- Gent Wilson. Then came several carloads of women and children on sleds fixed up to represent cars, drawn by big auto truck; The tra ,oad of women and chil Urcn was called "the Alaska Limited" Fred J. Date was conductor and marshal of the day and Max M Smith and Wallace Cath cart were the brakemen. The switchmen were George Bevier, Dr. E. T, Bradbury and Le-Ee D. Bennett.
 In the afternoon free moving picture shows were given for the benefit of the women and children and at S:3G o'clock a torchIight procession was held. Dances at the Auditorium and Eagle. hall rounded out the program.
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l.. McGinn. who will return from the Out side soon. The depositors have not SC ,ectcd an attorney, and will not do so until after q conference k heli with MT. Me Ginn.
 The removal of Moves is asked for on ihe ground that he lis not a capable person Hto act as receiver, for the reason that he IS not possessed of the requisite energy, clerical ability and tact, and that he is unpopu lar The petitioners request that "a com potent person who is in al! respects qualified to perform the duties of receiver without cIel l.cal or other assistance, except such a> may be incidental to the preservation of the property of said estate" be appointed in Moves place.
 It k charged in the petition that the c&- penses of the rcceivership, as shown by Moves reports, are extravagant and that "a competent and capable person could have administered the said rtceivcrshlp at one h.:' the present receivership.'
 The ether petition, asking for the dis misSa of the suits against the directors, asks that the ''receiver@hip be terminated an4 ;he affairs of the said bank wound up as expeLitously as possible"
 | i> aI~o alleged in this petition that the success of the suits is doubtful, anI that if long drawn out they will mean a na eriaI loss to the deposltoTs, owins to the expense of the receivership.
Iditarod pioneer., 1914-03-28

When you come in from the creeks, stop at ,ne Crosby and take twentieth century Turkish bath.
Iditarod pioneer., 1914-03-28
MASS MEETING
 NEXT MONDAY

All male and female residents of this city who are in the least interested in the ali fairs of the municipality and of the dis trict school should attend the mass meet ing which has been called by Mayor Baker to convene on next Monday night at A. B. hall and assist in making good selections for ,he town council and school board. There is plenty of good material in the town to select from, and The Pioneer can see no reasons why the names of many good and well-cualifed citizens should not appear on the oGiiial ballot for the election of April z.
 Make it a point to be on hand at the mass meeting next Monday evening, and don't be backward in giving the community the benefit of any good suggestions that you might have under your hat.
 Among those prominently mentioned as possible candidates for councilmen are Claude Baker, Frank Keenan, Henry Shy Ger, William Anylcy, John Holmes, Henry o. Roden, Sam Applebaum and Frank Gu larte
 The present school board is composed of Henry Weir, Jay J. Smith and William Acheson, and as they have conducted the affairs of the school in d tirst-class man ncr, The Pioneer believes it would be a very wise move to re-elect the entire obard
Iditarod pioneer., 1914-03-28
TEMPERATURE TABLE

Readings taken al, a. h. 9..... -agaer of Fir, m. ' .s.u rvr..
Iditarod pioneer., 1914-03-28
DEPOSETORS ASK REMOVAL.
 OF RECEIVER OF BANK

Fairbanks, Feb. 23- Petitions signed by more than loo depo<itors m the detunct Washington Alaska bank, asking for the removal of F C. Moves as receiver. and requesting the dismissal of pending Iltisa- tlon against directors of the bank, will be filed for record in the federal court within lew weeks, and III be given hearing in open court The petitions were placed in the hands of Judge Fuller in the early part oi the winter, but he declined to act upon them until they are made of record.
 The filing of the petitions has been de laysd to await the arrival of Attorney J.
Iditarod pioneer., 1914-03-28
PREFER MEN OF FAMILY
 FOR ALASKA ROAD WORK

Seattle, March 1-According to advices received from Washington by the Chalu2ar of Commerce married men are to be given the preference on the construction work of the Alaska government railroad. This de cision has been reached by the adminstra ton, the reports state, in order to encour age workers to take their families North with them and assist in populating the ter ritory and building up new towns along the proposed route.
 Alaskans in this city are much at sea
Iditarod pioneer., 1914-03-28
COMING AND GOING

Harry Mclean who will be the assistant postmaster of this city, arrived last Sun day from Fairbanks in very tired and >footsore condition, and has spent the week in recuperating from the effects of the long mush and in greeting old friends and making new ones Mir Mclean has had plenty of experiences in Alaskan postal mat ters, and is credited with knowing about a. much about the system as any man in the territory Before going to the Fairbanks postoifice Mr. Mclean was for a long period connected with the postal service at Nome.
 Henry Snyder, the painter and paper hanger, has been busy during the past week remodeIng the Taylor building, on Will low street. which he will occupy with his big stock of wall paper and interior decora- tions. The place presents a very neat and handsome appearance.
Iditarod pioneer., 1914-03-28

John C. Woods holding a rowing commis sion in the United States deputy marshaIs hhice at Fairbanks arrived in the city last Sunday He left yesterday for the kusko- kwim
Iditarod pioneer., 1914-03-28
BANDITS KILL THREE
 IN HOLD-UP NEAR SEATTLE

Seattle Feb. 21-The International Linn .ited, the fast train of the Great Northern railway, was held up last night by two masked bandits at Samish, near Bellingham. Three passengers who resisted the robbers were killed They were R. L. Lee of Brem- erton; NJ B. McElyos, travelling sales man, and T. $. Wadsworth of Vancouver, the latter a Canadian Pacific railway con ductor, who was On his way to Seattle.
 The Great Northern railway has offered a reward of S3OO0O for the capture and con vicrion of the bandits
 Robert Lee one of the men killed by the highwaymen, is sad to have formerly lived IF Fairbanks.
 Washington. March 1.--Louis Lane who recently returned from the Arctic, will take a party of Boston society people to the Arc ,.c ne.t summer. lie said recently: T be r..a lar yachting will become popular as
 n.r. n among the rich of America '.. vi :@,,- ore tired of going to Europe .. ear The trip al ny the coast of .. ..-~a s.cec $ anything In the world for .a. GIT If scenery. There l~ something a mating about the North which catches .a. ihere is no healthier place in the !, and ir will not be many years before
 e W, I;hy people of Europe will also be
 ing their summer trips to the Arctic"
Iditarod pioneer., 1914-03-28

Captain Jack Worth of Dilieman arrived in the city Inst night
Iditarod pioneer., 1914-03-28
WOULDN'T ACCEPT OFFER
 FOR HIS WARM STORAGE

"Chicken" Smith is now in possession of the Charlton warm storage building on lower First avenue, which he recently pur- chased at a remarkably low figure, It IS stated that he has been offered a sum almost double that which he paid for the building, as 1t is known to be one of the best warm storage structures in the country. MT. Smith declined the offer
Iditarod pioneer., 1914-03-28
DANCE AT A. B. HALL TONIGHT

Percy Charles, chairman of the enter tainment committee of Camp Iditarod, A. B., announces another of the delightful shcrt Saturday night dances that have become so popular for tonight.
 As the dancing season is drawing to a close. there is little doubt that these en- tertaniments will be well patronized. Good music is promised
Iditarod pioneer., 1914-03-28

the Alaska railroad. It is known that a number of towns along the coast are mak- ing a fight for the road, but thus far the President has avoided discussing the ques- ton of routes
Iditarod pioneer., 1914-03-28

Alfred Boas has been at Discovery most of the present week, opening the branch store of the H. Boas Clothing Company, which will be ready for business April l. The place will be under the management If Maximilian Boas
Iditarod pioneer., 1914-03-28
A CORRECTION

The attention of The Pioneer has been called to an error in the published table Of the official time for the St. Fatrics's day dog race. The table gave the time of the Currin team as ejght hours flat. It shouI,I have been nine hours
, 1914-02-28
~ENDTG0RE

TAFT bringes heryed til PubHkums Kund-
- skab, at der med de La C"ompaguiets
Geu6rale Transatlantique tilh6rende Post
skIbe kan udyexles Postpakker uden augiyeu
Anrdi mellem Dansk Festindieu ug HAITI.
Portoen, der skaI torudbctaIes, en- FIR. $50
pr Pakke. Indtil 3 Parker ira samme
Afsender til samme Addressat kunne sendes
med l Set Folgedokumenrer C: l Adre,s,-
brew og 2 TolddekIaratoner).
IndtorseIsforbudeue omfatter Skydo-
yaeben og Ammunition SAINT de Yerdcus-
postkonyentions Art. Is 5 3 omhnnJIeuJo
Gjenstande.
~Maximunyegt pr Pakke, 5 Kg.
Guyernemente for de dm,k vestiudl~ko
Ger, ST. Thomas, den 14lo Februar. 1911.
HELWEG-LARSEN.
, 1914-02-28
KILOGRAMS
ST. GROIN STATION.

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ai,a1 WIN +ba A~rcbh;.Lon Of CnntoThn,
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Nan poloco einno tho ro;rn Of O7aon Fl;zo-
hatb but mere j. no nrevions instance Of
,.,onino so,4roions diniso there
II ma Hon.a of Commons Mr. Acland
pa,ionantarv pder-Sacrotory for Foroion
,4a;,s o,aation so;d oor+o;nIlv
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, 1914-02-28

Skiftes

A ORDAGEN den 7 Marts d.. A. En-.
- II 3 afhoIdes paa underte2nede Skif
terets Kontor Sk~lftesamIing i Beet efter
afgaugne JOHN SCHUSTER og tidliscro
afgangue Hustru GRACE, f6dt MCINTOSH,
angoaende Appreciation al Auktionsbud qua
Boets Ejendom.
Christiausteds Skiftoret, St. Croix, den
49, Februar, 1914.
POULSEN.
, 1914-02-28

mHE Public Examinations in the Town
- Schools this year viii be held as fol-
lows:
CHRISIIIN NIED COHNJNIL
SGH00L.
MONDAY, 9th March, I'll a. m. Glass |.
"a pm. Glass H..
TUESDAY, 10th March, 9-11 am Glass III.
Fl pm. Glass ".
WEDNESDAY, 18th March, 81 a. m.
Glass v ii pm. Glass VI.
THURSDAY, 18th March, 9-l1 am. Class
VII q pm. Glass VIII.
ST. MIRI8S SCHOOL
CHRINII1NSIED
FRIDAY, - Ii March, I'll 30 am. Lower
Classes. 2-450 pm. Higher Glasses,
ST PA1RICKeS SCHOOL,
FREDERIKSIED.
TUESDAY, 18th March, 9-11.3oam. Lower
Glasses. 2-430 pm. Higher Glasses.
FREDERIKSTED COWMUN1L
SCHOOL.
WEDNESDAY, 18th March, 9-1l a. N.
Glass II, II pm. Class III.
THURSDAY, 18th March, 9-11 am. Class
". "a pm. Glass V.
FRIDAY, goth March, 9-11 am. Glass VI.
Il pm. Glass VII.
SATURDAY, 2Ist March, 9--11 am. Glass |.
The parents and guardians of the children
and all who take an interest in the work
of the schools are hereby invited to attend
the examinations Children will be admitted
only when accompanied by adults.
st. Croix School Board, February 18th,
1914.
0. RUBNER-PETERSEN.
, 1914-02-28

read a letter duplicating high japanese Off
cials il the naval bribery scandals, but re
fused to disclose the source of the letter.
Sir Edward Grey has communicated to
the House of Commons the United States
statement that Its Consul at Juarez had been
instructed to make the fullest inquiries re-
Parding the killing of 8Ef. Benton Including
The e~Xhumatlon and examination OF the boay
in order to learn the manner Of his death
(cheers). Proceeding, he stated that he had
instructed Sir Cecil Spring Rice, the British
Ambassador at Washington, that England
desired al independent examination by q
British Consul, and being unable to eom-
municate with General Villa bad asked the
United 0t0tes to request protection for Mr..
Peroeval, the British Consul at Galveston,
Texas.
4 considerable section Of the British Press
is critical Of Sir Edward Grey's moderation,
while the French Press c~Iiticlses the United
States i~nactiou.
New York FL 25th-The American Press
regards Sir Edward Grey's attitude as more
correct than that Of the A~nglo-Freuch Press,
pending the receipt of indisputabIe facts.
Dispatches from Mexico City state that
President Huertu has lecreed a tax Of three
aud a half pesos upon each one hundred
kJlosrammes OF coffee exported A report
that all the oil lands in Mexico are to be
nationalized, preliminary to then transfer to
Lord Cowdruy for ten million pounds, must
be accepted with reserve.
Ottawa, Feb. 25lh-Colonel Hughes, Do
miuIou Minister of Militia and Defence, an
uouucos that Prince Aexunder Of Teck VIII
command I'D P~etewawa or Sewall camp, and
VIII he accompanied hy Lord Brooke, SON of
the Earl OF Warwick.
Barbados, 25th-The death occurred here
Yesterday Of Mr.. W. Horne, formerly Of the
Colonial Bank service, as the result Of on
accident while out driving, his skull being
fractured, causing instant death
jamaica, 25th. H NJ. s. "Nutine' left
for sea on 23rd. "Berwick' arrived oath and
"SutfoIh" left for Bermuda this morning.
"A game, common IN Scotland, consist
ing in hurting heavy smooth stones along a
The Seattle star. [volume] (Seattle, Wash.) 1899-1947, 1914-03-16
TrUo Pictures

@ INrEEN years ago, we were sIausmeuhe '"e o"s''u
- Spanaris We firing red hot shot through 'hef
homes in Manila We blowing their heads oil AZ san
ago We were putting cold steel through Their hearts At
san Iuan Wherever could, we made their blood nun
and liked IT, The mouth, and we ragged
As legitimate butchers OF Whatever the lusuicaton
the picture was awful after nearly 1900 years OF Chrst
teachings
To-day We have cablegram from Madrid saying that
under instruction of agricultural department vast tracts
semi-ari land in Spain proving productive uo1gh
American dry-arnling methods
Today we are shooting potatoes and carrots into
the poor homes OF Spain.
We are blowing hope into the heads OF the hungry OF
Spain.
We are seeing the poor OF Spain they previously
did
picture illuminate the teachings OF Christ after
nearly 1000 years,
Great department which kill two foes
killed before Greater agricultural de-
partrrent which can stomachs where filled
before
ANGELES editor calls another "a iansernIawed.
knockkneed sof.baned. spuens snarine hypoete" May
keeping the frost of the citrus In
dustry
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THE PgpoLgR


He's loaded down with all his
wares
lie has score or more
or everything that people make,
TO peddle at your door.
There's chewing sum and button
hooks.
Lace curtains and the like,
70 cover all the ground he does
The peddlcr has 10 hike,
+. S.-"Mayhe your husband
needs shoe laoes, I've got EN-
cheap"
placed
Teacher Now. James, do you
understand the meaning OF the
word "cxtinctr
James -Ycs'm
Teacher-Then name one bird
that Is nov extinct.
James Clipper
Teacher Clipper What kind
OF bird is that
IRmes--My pet pigeon. The
cat caught him this morning.
Serious
Father Jane. are that young
mans lntentiong EeriouHy
Daughter think so, pa. he
says our carriage shed could be
easily transformed into garage.
and the attic would make dandy
billiard room and bowling alley.
SMALL CONSOLATION
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Sign Here


Il want little arsenic" said
the young woman to the prescrip-
ton clerk in the night drug
store
Yes. ma'am." smiled the oblig-
ing clerk. "But under the new
law We have to enter such orders
on book. Did you want II for
complexion or suicide?"
Not Skin Deep.
Miss Catt-She has novel
hte things OF outward beauty"
Miss Nipp-Yes, but the nov
city IL apt 10 wear off
A Real Good Job.
The Employment Agent What
kind OF a steady job would you
prefer?
Everett Wrest-If there's such
n position open. ] think a job rs
n retired farmer would suit me
retiring disposition.
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NEEDS INVESTIGATION

Editor The Star: In there a de.
partment for health In the state Of
Washington II 30. where IN ~ II
II It's business 10 see that places In.
habiied by human beings are clean
and sanitary
II there ever existed place OF
dirt and NTH screaming for visit
from the board OF health, II In n
construction camp near firdale. The
camp IL built In u swamp whore the
timber has been logged off and the
bushes left There 'is no drainage.
and one has 10 wade In the mud,
The Seattle star. [volume] (Seattle, Wash.) 1899-1947, 1914-03-16

Guess Thas's So

Young Seattle Lawyer thaving
passed hin examinationsl Well.
I'm glad it's over. I've been
working 20 death the last few
years. trying To complete my
LEGAL education.
Old Seattle f-awyer--Cheer
up. my boy. i'm be long time
before y5h have any more work
20 do
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HE SEES YELLOW"

Editor The Star: We have lad a
good sample OF yellow" In the Jap
ancsc and Mexican questions since
the democratic administration. We
certainly need Root on tie job or an
American with backbone Uphold
the Panama canal treaty In an
American manner on American hon.
or. and do not "cTawfish" or be
yellow" with excuses. "A. NJ.
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. .
Good EnouQh

Good Enough
One OF tho raliyng cries OF
tho German army is'"work. play.
laugh. study. sing" That IL good
enough for all mankind. every
where.
Too BAD
Too bad every man can't b"
like a Thermometer that takes =
drop too much az nixht. and Atili
gcts up early tn. next morning.
~ She Only Could
q The house OF real mirth n the
house in which the accommodat.
ing wife laughs at all her hus-
bands Jokes.
Why Not Ai~aysf
when they have their pictures
taken people try 20 look pleasant
Why not wear that look all the
time, II will shorten no mans
life,
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~. LObl5. Mo.. March To-
Here's the true tale of a rat.
traitor TO his tribe. His one
most ioysls occupation consists
In Turing his brothers into n
great trap In the basement OF
the. grocery firm of Junker A.
Wottawa'
John Wottawa caught the rat
several days ago. he educated
The Seattle star. [volume] (Seattle, Wash.) 1899-1947, 1914-03-16

Woman says she knows
there must be a hell because
there's got to be some place
TO put the men when they
die. She'll find II lonesome
In heaven. then. with only
lady angels for company.