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Der Deutsche correspondent. [volume] (Baltimore, Md.) 1841-1918, 1914-05-14
eitnus Der s6mlGc66rOc.


Sic Sebrer Saldrfrage elmer Spe-
5ioliibnug ii6erpicieu.- @lebrcrc
HeIignotionen nugenommen.
@eboroe le6nt cs ob, I6 in Die
frieoeriiden geiddiie 3u mi-
iben.
Ole geitrige Siblmg ser Sdulbe-
boroe 6rodte nod ni6t Oen bon inte.
reiiirter Seite nit Spannlng erpor-
teten 9eidluB, Oh Oie @e51lter Ocr
Se6rer, 9emdB elmer BON Der @lemeH-
torle6rer 9ereiniglmg eingereidter
&etition Al er6oben ieien oOer ni6t
Gie ,Srage miro crit in elmer Spe5inl-
Sibung genauer erortert wer0en. Be
ugte 1Eetition lit BON 5ienlicb ollen
@lementur Se6rcrn 9altimore's, oe-
rem es unaef1br 1900 gi6t, untcr.
5eiGnet. S6on geiiern purOe bon
ein5elnen WlitglieOern Der Sdul6e-
60roe ourauf bin9emieien pie Die all.
genblidliben SolGre me6rcrer gero-
De Der belten Sebrfrdfte DeranlaBt
bitten, bon i6renl @oiten5 5uriid5lttre.
ten, ga i6nen an anOerer STEELE rmO
in on0eren StGOtcn pefuniGr ans
iicbtsrei6ere @elegenbeiten ge6oten
perOen. 9laenl 9lniheine no6 i6eint
Bic S6ll 9eb0rOe Scr i6r 5ugegon-
genen Getition feiueswegs unireuno-
ltd gegenii6er 81 iteben.
Ges @eitcren fQnen qeitcrn Die
Geignotions @einhe folgenoer orci
2e6rcrirnen sur &erlcillng un0 gil.
lignng; 0iignon 6. 9lrnolo BON Der
Shnle 9ir. 70, @ouline i. @ruB poh
Der S6me Otr. 43 inD 6raoelia 9icc
bon Der meitliden 6odidlle. Sine
Ofeiolition OeS Srn. GeemS, lpel6e
ais @rlmOioee sic NfiBbiaiguug Der
%ropaganOo fir oSSrieoen inter al
len llnlItGnOen lm0 mas es oild) TO.
iten moge," Bat, pur0e sur 9lnnn6me
gebradlt 3ur 8erleinng fam Oer9e
ridt Oes Siilfs SuperintenOenten
iiber ben Shul6eiud I'M Dergonge-
nen O2onat
Der Deutsche correspondent. [volume] (Baltimore, Md.) 1841-1918, 1914-05-14
Nlna inls @efanOniiI.

Ger 9}eger 6enrD SSo6nion pom Der
SiiO-Iallas- StraBe mrBte geitern in
StootgeidngniB @in5ua baltep Oa er
bic 500 nibt 5ablen fonnte, ole ibnt
cine angebliAc 9eorobung oes So
icp6 Salote nit einem 9loiirmeTer
foiteu ioqte. Sin SblagboQ oes 80.
iepb Sulatc, Der i'm S5olie 9fr. 301,
&reiioent-StraBe. wobnt, mar in ciu
Sol5lager geflogen luO ais cr oen-
ielben BORT bolen moltc, beorobte
Der 9leger, DER BORT irieolid ieinen
9iauiG ousiAliei ibn nit Dem Raiir-
melier Solote ergriii Die 6hd)i,
imO oer 9Ie9er elite binter ibm Der.
Greimul iogte Der 9icger ooS ge-
5iictte 0leiier in Der 6ono, Snlote mt
Oos Sol3logcr, bis @oli5iit Sanolcr,
Der Die Siilierilie oes Gerfolgten 9e-
bort bate, oen 9etrnnfencn icit.
nabm 9iibter Smith perurt6eiltc
Den 9lcger 3ii Der @eloitrafe ipegeu
Gragens gefd6rliher @affcn.
Der Deutsche correspondent. [volume] (Baltimore, Md.) 1841-1918, 1914-05-14
lcnlgpoaIlreder mnr0c @cn. s1rg0d

meutspoaitredcr muroc @cn, S6rpod
ernanut.
l3 Sabre trcu ge0ient.
@eitern moren es 13 Sobre, oaB
Sad Solomon ieiu 9lmt ais Stcno-
grap6ilt fir bic @roBgeidlworenen
autrot. Sin ionoerbores 3uiamnci'
trefien lit eS, Dab Serr Solomon bel
icinem glmtsoutritt Srn. Siaac 2.
1el0 ais Gbmann bate itno oteies
Nlol icin Su6ilGrm nit 0cmlclben
&errn ais Goriiben0cn Der @elhmo-
rcncn bege6en tonnte.
" cgcn 2 dmuggclnS per-
urt6eilt.
So6n s. 9onnan, mcldler an Der
gdc bon 5ort-2lpeme im0 gInorc-
StraBc cine @irt6ihait 6etreibt, be-
faunte iic5 geiteru I'M 9inoeSgeridt
Dor 9i1ier Goie ihuloig, Dor etli9cn
Gogcu bon Ocm 0nnpier oGalllor-
mic" me6rere 6laihen geiltiger @e-
tr0ute geidnnuggelt 81 baben Ger
llrt6eilsiprudl wliroe bis gum J..
Slni oeri1oben unO 9unnon unter
9iirgidait entloiien. @}it DEM 9Iu-
geflagten muroe audi 6reoerid @li.
doelis Oerboitet. 0icier bate beab.
licbiigt, cine Neiic nah europa on5u-
ireten, mo 9ii6ter 9loie legte i6nl,
Oamit er iein Boot bel 3eiten errei.
den f0nne, einc @elOitroie BON $75
alf.
Der Deutsche correspondent. [volume] (Baltimore, Md.) 1841-1918, 1914-05-14
eirrnnrr sdlnLllnnnn.

Starf 6eiudt mar geltern Die oii-
lide @ol5eiitation, ais IA @ltcrn-
puare NIT ibren Ginoern "A @orlo-
oings6cieblen Solge leiitcten, nm
lid mcgen angeblid imre9elm6Bigen
SAulbeiudes ibrcr ainoer 5u per-
antmortcn. 9lae brabien onoerc @nt-
ibulOiaungen Dor: Dem cinen ainoe
fonnte Die @ltern feline S6u6e fan
len Elm anoereS ioIlte mieocr SnIs-
ar6cit pcrribien ooer oic flcineren
@cicbpiiter bcauiiidtigen. 9ei oen
mciltcn a6er murOe 9eerenpliiden ais
SinOerungsgruno 5nn S6ulbciuhe
ms 1elo gefii6rt. S,n Oen meilten
Sdlen nulBten Oie @Itern 81 hmo
Soften an 9fi4tcr Smit6 be3a6Icn
imo ale mur0en nit cincr entiprc.
scbcnOen Gerparnung entlolien.
Der Deutsche correspondent. [volume] (Baltimore, Md.) 1841-1918, 1914-05-14
1ag Sri6jaDrsicit Scr DentIdlen.

gnnoeS. 5caaior SSobn Sharp SSils
liams BON N}iiiiiiippi Der 6citrco.
ner I'M ,9iipcroicuE Earf" am
8iinait ARontaa. 1ic Scrren
Senuio6ouicn nno aa6bc 5abert
Ion gcitern 6ciudt.
,Siir oas oiesiabrigc Srilblabrstelt
0cr Cqltihen 8altimorc's gum gc'
iicn Ocs n9lagcrIcincH GelitlAen
@aiicnbarics" oos am Riinglmons
taa ben ?. SSlnli, im uHlpcrpicps
agarf" abQcboltcu wcrocn miro ut
ein Qn0cs Senator ais 6eltreoncr
Qcmonncn moroen Gic SS. 'Rercp
Y. Scnnigbouien unO G Is Jfabbe
bcIidtcn qeitcri oeu 9in0csienotor
.SoGn sharp &illians i'm &apitol IN
Q8oI6ingipu lmo erbiclten BON ibn
6as g3criprchcii 0aB Ct 5u Ocm 6cltc
unh Baltimore fpnnen miro, ucnn
nid,t oilBcroroentlihe tSriin0e norlic.
qcn Ste ibn Derbinoern, fem yeripres
thcn An baltcn. 2Ihlb. Sobn Sharp
a8illiaus lit Gin ocmotratiidcr Bun.
oes senator fir ocn 5taat Dliiliilippi
HIS ile6t im FILTER Don 60 6obrcn
gblhoa ge6orcier 'glmcrilouer W
ipridlt er bod 3iemlid out lelhih
un0 bn feline 5hioieu am Ger Uni.
periidt SeiOqlbera gcnadt W "
einer oer meniacn @eleB9eber, lpelde
iih nidlt iAcicn. BON ocr Seber lpea
su re0en Gas @oicnlcii iollte ole.
ies sa6r ie0r ltarf belubt lperOell'
luis 5rar aus mebriadcn @rllnoell
Snn0Aii be0ari oas &aiienbauS oer
oaourd crpaNienoeH @intiinitc, pno
ocs 98citereil atiiiicu oic Eirettorell
iiir 0ic Submit iorgci ocm es lic9t
oic gciiirhhug na6c. oaB ocr Stoat
III 3utuuit Die 3iihiiiic beldneloeu
miro, neil idon oicles ,5abr oas 8elo
iiir 0ic tuobli0diigei ,Nlltltrtc pom
@iaatc geborgt mer0cn pnBtc ~
lino oaber bic 9clireblnaen pes Gis
refiprnms oas SET 70 anjIebeno ME
HiogHd 3u mad)cn mir im bodllicl
t0ra0G 8ll lniir0iqen
Der Deutsche correspondent. [volume] (Baltimore, Md.) 1841-1918, 1914-05-14
ainSesleidle gefnnOen.

g(rlcp s. 6ortneD Oon glr. 1876,
6orrcIt .StraBe, Gin 9lngciteltcr ser
@oulntcrne9ncr 6iibcr & Guro55a
iouo geitcrn glodmittag in ocn
SoncS 6Gaen, inter Der 9Sreiton-
StroBen. Bride, ocn 2eiNnam cines
Gmoes. SSn Der @oli5ei-glmbulon5
oes mittlercn 0iirifts puroe oic
9eibc nab Scr Nlorgue ge6raHt
Coroner Or. G9ombcrs bat cine lln-
teriu6unq einQeleitet.
Der Deutsche correspondent. [volume] (Baltimore, Md.) 1841-1918, 1914-05-14

Sir Gin 6sinaetranf.

Das BON Geo. @iintber ge6routc
Bier lit 0as bette. GicIe geurtbciler
BON @ier ertldren Dab cs irgcno
cincm crIttloiitgeu ausldn0ii6en
9icrc gIcibfonmt. @erooe oas Dino
fiir Ocn 6omilicngcbrau6. 6cinites
g(roma, better @cihuod uno ic6r
na6rfrdftig. Gireft bon Der @raue.
rel our6 sic ueileiten @laitbiucu ob.
qciiiQt, poour6 o6Iolrte &einbeit
ociihcrt ipir6. aiite $t.00. Gbouc
@oIfe 90. (Suui1S,1S,i@oQo)
(gn5eipe)
Der Deutsche correspondent. [volume] (Baltimore, Md.) 1841-1918, 1914-05-14
lIntrrhnLtnnna .gQrnlueiler.

Minocric ltebhs cgiiilhc gsanoclDlloer.
,,NNpiturlnm" Nnl Nccp lutpe7
,,JurDis" glbOri Nrno opera go.
,,ydncN" @ln0cr l1lr'e'
,,Miarnidno" Ncrr limo 6tau Garter 2t pas
cil
,,eNtic' @rOhcs 0on5crt diu 30. Qlai ota
cfilbmieu Naufcrbor alnctilde oephotolu
uii NiliCebdftc Eu,
HinlirD UatDlau0 AodcO Olub Jleliiei
Der Deutsche correspondent. [volume] (Baltimore, Md.) 1841-1918, 1914-05-14

2oBt Wteraebenn iie 6eenoen bon
$3.50 all bis 5000. giidts geior-
Oert, foaS nicbt erfolgrcih. 5reic
COMPUTATION 8piihen s llbr &orniit.
tuqs iinO 6 llbr gl6cnOS. q. $,
Wierac0euu & Gu., 525 &.-Gntaiuitr.
(N4Qi1t- -3tT&S)
Der Deutsche correspondent. [volume] (Baltimore, Md.) 1841-1918, 1914-05-14

Trdu 5lorcucc 9oma bon glla
mc0a @al iraei IN cincm 5hrci'
ben Sen 8oIi5cimoridjoa 6arnnt Oh
Ser 73 So1rc oItc Iuuio 6. Glorf
1ppu glr. ~, GitesviutraBe. melAcr
bco0lidtigcn ioll mii 6rau Nlorn Y.
gRlintp6rcu, pon 0cr er 80 sSuDrc DC.
trcuut lc6ic, ous G9cgcliboc 8u cr.
npliern iAr laug geindlier @oier it,
Tran 5ouia iuDrt in oem Aricic All,
0aB iBr aotcr cs ullterlleR ibrc
W1ittcr ncbit 0rci &inoerll o68ubo
len. ais lie im Satire 1889 pon So.
nolulu 8uriidtebric. Gle tbclli ler
ner init, Dab ihr 4nter 5imeller v
tno ii Gbicngo geporen plIroc.
Der Deutsche correspondent. [volume] (Baltimore, Md.) 1841-1918, 1914-05-14
sdlimmc 6olacn cimcr griiaclei.

Gincn beoenflden Gcrlauf nabm
geitcrn Elm Streit, Ger SmiIHcn 5pei
glegcrn 6ci i6rer g(rbeit in Der Bal
timore 9rid Company" an Der Der.
ldngerten Gn-9ioolc-SiraB aus
brad. @rneit Srapers ibhig babel
Dem 81 i-idbrigcn Charles Geuer bon
gtr. 1888, g}oro-G6apel StraBe, 10
beitig nit elmer 9lrt auf oen Sinter-
fopf oaB Oieier iebt in fritiihem 3u-
itanOe i'm st. Soirp6s-0oipital licgt
Die 9ler5te itellten eiuen compli5irtcn
ShdOel6ruh feit Graoers gelang
eS biSber, Iib perborgeu 5u 6altcu.
Der Deutsche correspondent. [volume] (Baltimore, Md.) 1841-1918, 1914-05-14
,Ojcrn,auia. N1aumerdlur"

I'D Bciife yIddmittag
8 lt6r Is Wiinnten am 0youOOH-
@orf," GrcOcrid-9IDC -GinBung.
(Wfoiid)
Der Deutsche correspondent. [volume] (Baltimore, Md.) 1841-1918, 1914-05-14

@cltc fonmcn bic SerrapinS luics
Der 3uriid nnO mcrOcn inn nGcrro-
pin" Forf an Der 20. StroBe nit Ocm
,Sc0eral &iga.Glub bon SnOionapolis
ipiclcn. Giclc -9aie6aa-@rnnts~ III
Der Stoot frcuen ii1 ibon allf bic
9liidtc6r Oes Clubs, unO Der 8ciud
miro an oieien Gage ieoenials ein
ic6r GROCER icin. SIS lit aeiogt nor
Oen, Dab cine groBe 9ln5abl pronli.
ncnter 9iirgcr BON SnOionapolis OH.
iucicno iein miro, aiBcr0cm bobcn
mcbrerc GongreB-2eltc, Senntorcn
imO scr &icc.@rdii0ent Der &ereinlg-
ten Staaten, 56oS. 81. Ntoribau, Scr
betanntlid aus indianapolis itannlt,
peripro6en, OaS Spiel nit ibrem Be
iuhc 5u 6cc6ren. 0ic gIerrapins"
bu6cn ouf ibrer meitliben feiie picI
g&e1 nit Dem gSettcr gcba6t Sn
ocn mciiten St1oten CAB es 9fegen
uno faltcs @ettcr; III 6olge Oehcn
mur0cn picle Spielc alifgeibo6en bis
ipdter in Der Saiion. Sn @nn5cn
mnroe 5o6nmal geipiclt, wopon Oie
uEcrropinS~ iieben gepanncn lno
Orci oerloren. 0ieics lit Elm groBar-
tigcr @rfolg; Oenn geluo6nlih, wenn
Elm Gllib aui Scr 9iciie oie SGlfte BON
Ocn Spiclcn geminnt, miro cs ais cin
gutter ,Gro5cntinB anerfannt. Gie
.GerrapinS" lteben 6eutc an Scr
Spite in ser .5e0erol-Siqo" gllf
Der 9leiic purOen Die @altinorer
iiberoa le6boit bcgriiBt. ,Sh Buffalo
marcn am lcBten Nlontng trob rc9nt-
ridden &ettets ii6cr 10000 Sans"
ampcieno. 0ie ein5elnen Spiclcr Der
oGerropins" limo icbt ale in glltcn
3titonoc; 0jup 3inn, Scr Dor cinigen
g8o6en in Baltimore oerleBt murOe.
lit mieOer bergcitellt. g906reuo iei-
ner &ranf6eit murOe feline Stclle BON
Duncan ocrtreten Der Olrrd icin als-
gc5eidnetes Spiclcn oen N}onoger
9nobc Dor Oic 9liiigobe gclteat bat,
Oorii6er 5u cnti6ciOcn, wcr jebt per
nancnt I'M v@entre 6lel0" lplclen
ioa.
Gic Orioles" iino icbt and ouf
Gciien. Die criten 3mei Spiele &c.
wanncn oieielben, ood perloren lie oic
ndditen orci. Die Orioles ite6en
allf Ser oiertcn 5tcac III Der aSnter.
notionalen Siga" 9lub bic Orioles" ;"
'bottcn inter ocm 8cttcr 5u leioen,
ouBeroem 6otten iic Oas DiiBgeidid,
ooB elmer Der 6eiten Spielcr, GonielS,
in cincm Spiclc 10 i6per OcrlcBt
mlrOc, OaB er menigiicnS bier $50.
dcn ni6t ipielen fam.
s. 6. q.
Der Deutsche correspondent. [volume] (Baltimore, Md.) 1841-1918, 1914-05-14

WroGcr gJsai.glusflMg SOnntag,
IL, Niai NlarDlano @art, inter.
6aId S6OmpiOn'S uScagirt Guuic."
(QlaiiA,7)
Der Deutsche correspondent. [volume] (Baltimore, Md.) 1841-1918, 1914-05-14

9hs oen abt 5tdoten scr Snter-
nationalen mo 6eocral 2i9o, IN oc-
men geiiert Gonteite ausgeiohtelt
mcroen ioQtcu famcn ans ieben 0er-
iel6en 9cric6te iiber 9ic9cn adlte
ooer ii6ernaiien Spielplob. Cie Gin.
8igc Stoot. in scr iibcrbaltpt 9aic-
boll aeipieIt mlroc. mar merfpiirOis
ger g@eilc N}ontreal I'M nfolten~ ga.
naOa iii 9rooflDn mnbte folteS @et.
ter einen 9cttbcperb Der 5eocrol
Siqa umnoglid5.
oSntcrnntional Seaquc.~
Die Score IN Wlontrcal mar
SmernaiionaI eeaaue.
The gazette-times. [volume] (Heppner, Or.) 1912-1925, 1914-11-05
A Useful MarkSman.
. AT was a young recruit and wa

n AT was a young recruit and was
undergoing his first course in
musketry. The soldiers had fin
ished firing and Pat was taken be-
fore the officer for his bad shoot
ing.
"Now. Pat. you fire at No. 5 tar
get"
Pat banged away and waited,
which showed he had hit No. tar
get the possible number of rounds,
but had not hit No. 5 target once.
"What target did you aim at?"
asked the officer.
mo. S, SIR" answered Pat.
"And have hit No. every time. I"
"Bedad, sorr," retorted Pat, "it
would be grand thing in war. Sure,
l might aim at a private and hit a
general"
In the Balance.
"Give me two seats in the bal
ance," said man. stepping up to
the box office window the other
afternoon.
"In the what?" asked the ticket
seller, fearing that she had misun-
derstood
II said wanted two seats in the
balance"
The ticket seller racked her brain
trying to solve the puzzle. and final
ly, giving up, she asked the man to
explain just what he wanted.
"On this sign out here 1t says. bal
cony rs cents for the first three rows.
1t says balance Is cents. l want two
in the balance"
Then the ticket seller understood.
The gazette-times. [volume] (Heppner, Or.) 1912-1925, 1914-11-05
Mutual Expectations,

A notoriously close-fisted man was
taking his golfing holiday in Scot
land, and had, by hard bargaining,
managed to secure the exclusive SER
vices of first-class caddie, who was
known to be very good player.
Mind, now," said the ambitious
southerner, Il expect to receive some
really good tips from you during my
stay here, you understand"
AYE" replied the Scotsman, hitch
ing up the heavy bag, "an' Ah'm ex-
pectin' the like frae ye, ye KEN"
The gazette-times. [volume] (Heppner, Or.) 1912-1925, 1914-11-05
Stories With a Smile
Couldn't Be Trusted.

rHERE is a certain Ohio judge
whose wit has enlivened many a
dull case. On one occasion coun-
sci made in his court this statement
on behalf Of plaintiff Of somewhat
bibulous appearances:
my client, Your Honor, is most
remarkable man and holds very
responsible position; he Is manager
of a waterworks.
After survey of the client, His
Honor replied:
Eyes, he looks like a man who
could be trusted with any amount Of
water"
The gazette-times. [volume] (Heppner, Or.) 1912-1925, 1914-11-05
Not Well Informed.

An amusing lnClueut ID tolu w
DR.. Henry Coward of his early days
in Sheffield concerning a Quartette
which he organized in a warehouse.
Anxious to make money, he ap-
preached a Snowman who was visit
ing the place and suggested to him
that a party of singers would be a
decided attraction to his show.
kin ye sing?" asked the show
man. "Yes. sir. very we'll" Have
ye dress suits? Them's necessary"
Eyes, sir" How much will it cost
for such an engagement" Five
shillings each per night l think will
do it," he replied.
II know" said the entertainer,
"but how much will it cost? How
many are ye in this ere quartette"
Hats OFT, Boys.
Gebhard Won Blucher. the famous
Prussian general field marshal, had
as surgeon-major of his army man
who was very homely, but extremely
proud and vain.
One day, says Novellen-Schatz,
Blucher entered the surgeons tent
and found him standing before a
looking glass arranging his toilet and
admiring himself generally.
Doctor" said Butcher, laughing,
II suppose that you are the luckiestt
man in the world"
"How's that, sir, may l ask"
"Why, here you are quite in love
with yourself. and you haven't a
single rival"
Advice to Agents.
'Now a few words about selling
this dictionary. A young woman will
open the door few inches"
eyes"
when she learns you are a book
agent she will try to close it."
"Well?"'
"At this point you insert the die
tionary"
His Stock in Trade.
The nervous little man next to the
car window sized up the fat man who
shared the seat with him and ven
tured the inquiry:
"How's business?"
Cant complain" said the other
laconically.
what do you deal in?"
"Mothers-in-law, billy goats. the
weather, slit skirts, tramps, stranded
actors, candidates. politics and the
like"
"Whattyye tryin' to do?" snarled
the nervous little man. ''Tryin' to
kid me?"
Nope the fat man grinned. "The
things l have named in large meas
ure comprise my stock in trade. Yol
see, my dear sir, am professional
writer of jokes and anecdotes"
Right in the First Place.
Mrs. Mason's negro washerwoman
Martha, was complaining Of her hus
bands health. "Why, is he sick
Martha ?" asked Mrs. Mason.
Hes very poly, mum. very poly,
answered the woman. Hes got tn
explanatory rheumatism.
"You mean inflammatory. MAI
tha," said the patron. "Exclamator
means to cry out"
"Yas'm." replied Martha, wit
conviction. Oats what 1t Is. H
hollers all de time"
Would Have Been Suicide.
Uy I'M Glad fo find Won haffor
The gazette-times. [volume] (Heppner, Or.) 1912-1925, 1914-11-05
The Difference,

A story is told of an an Irish sailor
who decided to walk from Newport
to Cardiff. He met cart driver and
asked:
How far is it from Newport to
Cardiff"
"Thankee," said Pat. can how
FAR is 1t from Cardiff to Newport?
Driver-Didn't l ask you how far
1t was from Newport to Cardiff? Do
you suppose it is any further the
other way back?
lrishman-Sure, and I don't know
know 1t is a great deal farther
from New Years Day to Christmas
than from Christmas to New Years
Day.
The gazette-times. [volume] (Heppner, Or.) 1912-1925, 1914-11-05
Would Have Been Suicide.

ri am glad to find you better"
said a physician to famous come
dian upon paying him a professional
visit one morning. "You followed
my prescription, Of course?"
Indeed, 1 did not, DOCTOR" retort-
ed the sick man, "or should have
broken my neck"
Broken your neck!" exclaimed
the doctor.
"Yes," said the other, "for threw
your prescription out Of the win
dow"
The Wheeling intelligencer. [volume] (Wheeling, W. Va.) 1903-1961, 1914-12-18

E EaDSS.a ss5 tn. month I'll g, ia s
In Eighth Grade. 80 g. iOs
Number pupils enrolled
In Seventh Grade 1850 IS sb s5s
Number pupils enrolled
In Sixth Grade. $500. ia Ia. ga
Numbsr OF classes ...... IS
The Wheeling intelligencer. [volume] (Wheeling, W. Va.) 1903-1961, 1914-12-18
WINTER WHEAT Is
In BAD CONDITION

WASHINGTON. Dec. 17.-Owing to
the poor condition OF winter wheat on
December I. the department Of agri-
cultures estimate. today based on
condition figures, OF production next
year ia only $50 .eo. 90 bushels. al
though the area sown this fall. Al
263 900 acres. Is the greatest ever
planted In the United States.
The poor condition Is due princi-
pally 10 a very dry fall. which caused
the growing crop to get a poor start.
and TO the Hessian fiy. scattering re-
from various localities from Maryland
to Oklahoma
The bureau of crop estimates. IN
Interpreting the condition reports L.
sued this statement:s
The condition OF the winter wheat
crop on December l is estimated at
SIS per cent OF q normal. which COM
pares with 97.2 per cent a year ago.
In the past ten years the condition
on December 1 has averaged s0.3 per
cent and the out turn Of the crop has
averaged about lao bushels per acre
on the planted area In the same pro-
portion the condition OF Ss.3 would
forecast a yield OF about 14.0S bushels
which on the estimated acreage plant
ed amounts to 5s0.000.000 bushels.
the largest amount ever produced IN
The production I'm 1914 was esti-
mated at 675.000.00o bushels Thy far
the largest amount ever produced in
one year, and IN the preceding i've
years an average annual production
OF AL, 100000 bushels"
The Wheeling intelligencer. [volume] (Wheeling, W. Va.) 1903-1961, 1914-12-18
The WEATHER
CONDITIONS

During the past "a hours the Western
high pressure. cold weather area moved
rapidly eastward. uniting with the East
ern cold area. with center this morning
over the central portions OF the Ohio
valley. where the temperatures are near
zero OF somewhat below.
The temperatures are again higher IA
the middle West and upper valleys. with
low pressure area moving southwark
into the latter sections.
The pressures are again high over the
North Paeinc sections. and low tempera-
lures continue In the Northwest
rair weather Will probably continue
IN this section over Friday. with con-
tinued low temperature tonight and
slowly rising temperature Friday a
temperature near zero IL Indicated for
Friday morning.
Local data: Highest temperature YES
terday. 10 degrees: lowest last nigh.
2 degrees below zero at sac n m. this
morning.
The Ohio will continue TO fail in ,hi,
hstrict III. c Howe. =. ID.
The Wheeling intelligencer. [volume] (Wheeling, W. Va.) 1903-1961, 1914-12-18
Sunday cominr rast

BUY sunday closes his campaign az
Des Aoines this week. He opens HIS
campaign In Philadelphia for ten weeks
on January 3. which Will be the longest
campaign he has wnged 80 far His
tabs rnacle Will scat 10000, and the choir
campaign will be $4,000 There are
NV churches cooperating. divided into
troupr. and one group will close its
uoors each sabbath In the ten. Com
ment u made on the fact that he il
coming there on the heels Of the two
nnnnrcd anniversary Of the birth OF
Mhitueld. the great English evangelist
VINO spoke 10 from twenty 20 nifty thou
sand PEOPLE from Maine 20 Georgia on
MS tour. Whitneld's sermons were
mtulocfe, nut his personality and elo-
queuce swaycd thousands. Rev. SUNDAY
ls the Ereataat aInca WhlfnrIl-
The Wheeling intelligencer. [volume] (Wheeling, W. Va.) 1903-1961, 1914-12-18
WeIIsbura Briefs.

Z. II. Bone and Guy Muter were
Wheeling visitors Wednesday even
ing.
Thomas Elliott Of Steubenville. o.,
was q Wellsburg business caller on
Wednesday evening.
Mr.. and Mrs III. l.. White OF Wheel
ing. were Welsburg business callers
on Wednesday evening.
w. y. Foster was a Weirtou busi-
ness caller on Thursday
Miss Edna Hartley was a Wheeling
visitor on Wednesday.
Mr. and Mrs. J. IA. Sawyer and
Mrs; Charles Hall have returned from
Pittsburgh. Pa. where they were visit
ing for several days.
County Comissioner-elect. ". w.
Hartley was a Welsburg bushes cal
Ter on Wednesday.
County Commissioner s. H. Baxter.
OF Foilansbee. was n Wellsburg busi-
ness caller on Tuesday.
VI. =. Geisey. OF Wheeling. was a
Wellsburg business caller on Wednes-
day
William Miller and Frank johnson.
OF Baltimore. Nd. were week end visit
tors In this city. az che home Of Mr..
and Mrs ! NJ. Charnock.
Miss Elizabeth Green has accepted
position ~ cashier az the Cook
grocery store on Main street
John liurl. Of Adena. Ohio. was a
Wellsburg business caller on We'd
nesday.
T J Miller was business caller In
Wheeling on Tuesday.
Mrs. Rein Merryman. Mrs Robert
Nichols and Mrs. W q. Carmichael
were Wheeling visitors on Tuesday
Christopher Warden has moved into
the home he recently purchased IA
the Bethany Addition
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stocks. open. High Low close
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SCHOOL EXHIBIT
Photographs Of Local schools ana
Glasses 20 Ne Shown ~ Panama.
Pacific Imposition.

Wheeling will be represented In the
educauonal exhibit under the auspices
% the federal bureau OF education. az
ine fanama-Pactfic exposition at San
francisco. next year. At last nights
meeting OF the board OF education, the
report OF the teachers and schools COM
mtttee was accepted which included the
recommendation OF an appropriation OF
tlVps for making photographs OF school
buildings, Glass rooms. laboratories. etc
classes ~ work. and other features OF
interest IN WheelinR's school system.
Ihe matter was brought to the atten-
tlen oI the board ~ n previous meeting.
81 tommlseioner =. 4. Cinxton. Of the
Bureau % Education. The assembling
ana amusement OF the Photographs
Citizens