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The record. [volume] (St. Maries, Idaho) 1913-1918, 1914-03-31

Gladys Mamma, when people get
married are they made into one?
Mamma-les. dear.
Gladys Which One2
Mamma--Oh. they find that out after
ward. darling Here and There
The record. [volume] (St. Maries, Idaho) 1913-1918, 1914-03-31

Dibbs-You think so? Well, so do 1.
but she keeps telling me that her mind
Is made up.-Baltimore Sun.
Did whisky lead that man astray7"
The Joker made reply
I'D put It in another way
1t just sent him a-ryel
-Lippincott'a
He-They say kissing brings on dis
eases.
she-Wen, little illness must come
into every life.-Boston Transcript.
To him It never has occurred
That credits what you make X.
And so he always keeps his word
Because no man viii take H.
Cincinnati Enquirer.
Benign Old Gentleman - Poor little
chap. Where did that cruel boy hit
you?
Tommy Boo-oo-ool We were 'avine
naval battle, and e torpedoed me In
the engine roomw-New York Journal.
When nations have a falling out
And threats Of war begin.
IT'S then the soldiers. past all doubt,
Must start to falling in.
Denver Republican.
"Did you see the lovelight in her
eyesT
"No. The gasllght was in her eyes,
and she squinted. Picked Up.
Stone beans do not an infeld make
Nor iron domes a team
Some changes / shall have TO make,
And that's no pitchers dream.
New York Evening Mail.
eff / were poor would you be as
eager to marry me as you are nowT
Every bit, my dear. But we might
have TO postpone our wedding for
year or two."-Detroit Free Press.
I've written OF the summer girl
More times than / can tell
And on her many charming ways
Have fOndly loved to dwell.
never met her TIN last week,
And hard twas. you'll agree,
But when l had been introduced
She'd scarcely speak TO me.
st Louis Post-D Dispatch.
Gladys - Mamma, when people get
married are they made into One2
Mamma dear.
Gladys Which One2
Mammoth. they find that out after
ward. darling Here and There
He shakes as he waits by the altar
As the bride floats down for her mar
riage,
But he hasn't half the dignity
or the groom she left on her carriage
Puck
Nell-How do you know he Is mar
rled?
Belle-Oh. he's such q good listener.
Philadelphia Record.
Want nd. in the Columns CO.) Dis
patch. Respectable elderly lady wants
a situation as grandmother to a good
The Wheeling intelligencer. [volume] (Wheeling, W. Va.) 1903-1961, 1914-09-26

cans Of water are immersed IN the
freezing mixture a. the freezing
proceeds, the impurities are forced
toward the centre. In another Of the
newer methods. large cans are used
and the cakes Of Ice are cut into
smaller ones. eliminating the dirty
core. BY still another new can
method, the impurities are expelled
INTO about six inches Of water kept
LIQUID by agitation.
In the plate" method, the vatet
10 contained IN large tanks. on one
side Of which are pipes Containing
ne freozing mixture. The wafef
treefes next the pipes IN plates
about N inches thick. and the Inn.
purities are expelled into the water
beyond
To avoid all possibility OF danger.
everybody should Insist on clean ice.
handle q only with clean hands. ana
wash u carefully with pure water BE-
fore using.
The Wheeling intelligencer. [volume] (Wheeling, W. Va.) 1903-1961, 1914-09-26

been positively proved that an epi.
demie was caused by the germs IN
fee.
There are two kinds OF Ice
natural and artificial A good deal
% natural ice undoubtedly comes
from ponds or rivers. which have
been polluted by sewage or IN other
ways. But there are q number Of
reasons why ice made from such
water IL probably safe 20 use. 20 long
az 70 looks clean and clear.
Tn the FIRST place. bacterioloFists
have found that as water crystaliizes
into ice a large part Of The bacteria
and other foreign substances. the
liquid originally contained are forced
out Although a freezing does not
destroy an the germs that remain
after this purifying process a. com
plcted. u does usually k1l a very
large percentage OF them
The third and most important
.hts Reserved
The Wheeling intelligencer. [volume] (Wheeling, W. Va.) 1903-1961, 1914-09-26

factor In making ice safe for us 10
use IL that 81 time. The longer the
time which elapses between the IN.
lection Of the water and its use az
water or Ice. the smaller the chance
Of the survival OF germs. Germs
which are not killed by the first
chilling usually succumb after being
kept ~ the freezing point for several
weeks or months This Is why
natural ice is collected and stored for
several months before shipment. Is
to be preferred 20 the ARTIFICIAL.
which is usually marketed soon after
10 a. made.
But except for this machine-made
ice when manufactured under aani-
iary conditions IA quite az likely to
be safe 20 use as the natural Kind.
I'm an the newer methods the impuri.
lies are automatically expelled. Just
aa they are when q pond freezes
BY The can" method. for example.
The Wheeling intelligencer. [volume] (Wheeling, W. Va.) 1903-1961, 1914-09-26

early, Jimmie Van Allen came back from England Al
ffed vanderbilt was Just happily divorced William
buIaen was tightening his mourning and all Newport
vas ready 70 have the time OF It's life The Bruguieres
we're In residence In their almosturnished house the
Astors Belmonts Lehrs Carriers Dyers e al we're also
IN residence And then appeared the beautiful srangsr
she was tail svelte bewitehingiy beautiful and De.
murely lovely.
who is the new beautvg" astea urs n .,
Tommy T
"A Mrs Pedar Bruguiere Louis's sisterIniau She f.
a rppin beauty. isn't she7"
Mrs B. siinened. she Is pretty but did not
penn" D ~ "P
Tommy T. kept one pale eye on the new beauty
- ne explained 20 Mrs. B. You they
realize that she was biz sister-inlawi sounds hshv7
She married Pedar Bruguere ouss oldest brother the
hrst summer he came heref Pedar had already been
divorced. That's why never heard OF him. I Euess"
business Of looking wise on Mrs. BIS partJ
Well this beauty and Pedar lived together two years:
tnen she LEFT him. taking her baby with her Bru-
guere waited two years then went 70 Reno got a al.
vorce and married again."
tBusinesa OF looking perfectly scandallzed on Mrs
Be- part Tommy continued
Ihen the beauty fen IN love with Stewart Denning.
OF New York and married him. After several months
me Uncovered that her marriage valid. she
ieit Denning rotook the name Of Brugucrc and-Wen.
And here Tommy cid on 10 fall the beauty's feet
knocking over James J. Allen Esauire ana several
other squiros IN his haste
10 was The last blow The Bruruierca had been able
them completely when the beautiful Mrs pedar showed
her suocess az drawing about her every elgble man
Ana many OF the married ones. too.
she could not help o. Her beauty. her charm. her
VII. placed her IN a class b. herself and the other
women simply bad no chance a. ail
Louis and bis mother did their best 20 countoract
their nearreativos fatal charm. but The curse vas too
Conyriaht 1914
The Wheeling intelligencer. [volume] (Wheeling, W. Va.) 1903-1961, 1914-09-26
Why Ice Is Probably Not to Blame for Much Disease

TNENTY.FTVE or thirty years
ago science discovered that
disease germs can stand very
low temperatures. and that even.
freezing often fails 10 XIII them
For this reason. % was suspected
that the spread OF many diseases
might be due 70 the use Of ice which
had been made from polluted water
and in which a large number Of
germs stnl survived. Most physi-
clans felt that this suspicion vas
vel founded. and advised the pub
lic against eating or drinking any
thing which had been in direct con
tack viii fee. no matter how clean
and purt % looked
70 tuf1a out now. however. that ice
is probably not ao dangerous TO our
health o. was Tor long time
thought w fact. with an our fond.
ness for feed food and drink. q Is
extremely doubtful n Il has ever
the star Company. Great Britain Ri
The Wheeling intelligencer. [volume] (Wheeling, W. Va.) 1903-1961, 1914-09-26

Even the present
war has not driven
them TO this country.
They ould have
made a new try AT
Newport last year,
but est m entt
went ng. and
they had to mort.
gage that lovely new
house. In August
being unable 20 keef
up the interest or
{ n Q mortgage, thu
place was sold unde
the hammer. Thi
million-dollar man
Hlons nilod finally
with furniture tina
cost half a million
was sold for twenty
thousand dollars.
$4,000 less than the
MORTGAGE
Was there ever Q
greater debacle9 A
million-doilar house.
hundreds Of thou.
sands spent in these
years for entertain.
ing, and all lost be.
cause Mrs. Pedar
Brugiere was really
too beautiful!
And now they're
al back In that dear
rarfaf
The Wheeling intelligencer. [volume] (Wheeling, W. Va.) 1903-1961, 1914-09-26
TUyUIeTES OpeNC INJLLJOHS
and Lost Millions
Getting Out When Per-
fectly Gorgeous Sister
M-LaID Appeared

touched. and the beautiful house on the bay wa. mai,
tally furnished P"'
Louis gave jolly parties He did know how a. 90.
people to enjoy themselves
tnnk It's lovely out here lsped Mildred sha-
man VINO was then taking Laura Swans place aIt's
Sur run not 70 nave TO be careful Of the furpture
Inc dig dining room ana hall were almost hare "a
sre sreat places for dances and romps But house
hout furniture did not appeal to the William watts
nensns Tor their daughter and they their best To
front gate. 1865 ''u' VI ener
newport decided however. that Louis should be ar
Septee was he not the owner OF miiondol house,
vas ne not entertaining and handsome? VERY rood.
we viii call Louis very own" said the Danes
control society's receiving station WV
Eserythng did indeed look roseate for the Bru
smeres. They had made Newport for by This time
MIS- Bruguiere, Iouiss handsome M Their had coma
ILast ana was living with him. And now in this scene
too beautiful - -' "Ho was
1t was notably gay season. and the gayety began
The Glenwood post., 1914-10-24
DADDY" o,xzx PASSES AWAY

Frank N. Green passed away Thurs
day night at his home south of the city
from general debility consequent on
old age. His death, while it has cast
shadow over the community, was no
surprise to those who have made fire.
quent inquiries concerning the de-
ceased and who kept themselves ad-
vised As to his condition. His friends
have known for some time that he was
in very weak condition and that his
death might be expected at any time.
Daddy" Green, as he was affec-
tionately referred to by his many
friends, lived with his wife on their
little ranch east Of the county hospital.
For some time he has been extremely
feeble and unable to leave the place.
Mr.. Green was 90 years Of age las.
August and. so far as the Post is ad-
vised exceeded in age any of Garfield
county's present or past citizens.
The funeral will be held this after
noon from the Schwarz undertaking
parlors, interment being in Rosebud
cemetery.
The Glenwood post., 1914-10-24

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NEfHoDIsf CHURCH NOTES
~ . Messenger.
10 a. m.-Sabbath School.
IL a. m.-Preaehing. Theme, "Liv
ing Up to Ones Coavictions."
$3.50 p. m.-Epworth League. Topic,
Glow Can l Win Ny Friend For
Christs''
1880 p. m--Preaching. Theme,
"What Will Gain BY Being . Chris
tianl"
Truly you cannot afford to miss
either of these gripping sermons. Get
the habit of church going. You do not
know what a blank life will become t.
you at its close.
REV. FLEI6CHER
PHstor.
u. 1A11IADAD CHURCH
Corner 1laks AvU ~ lri.sA -
Ninth Sunday after Trinity
.. m.-Holy Communion
10 q. m.-Sundsy School.
IL =. m.-Norniag Prayer and Ser
mon.
1880 p. m. Evening Prayer.
= = n
GKvENTH DAY ADv1N1IGT
Colorado Ave., 0oulA sf Eleventh St.
Sabbath School Saturday. $3.50 p. m.
Bible Study Saturday. $3.50 p. m.
Missionary and prayer meeting
AnulSoAy .:4o p. NJ.
II. @. MILLER,
9O6 Cooper Ave. Leader.
The Glenwood post., 1914-10-24

As the Post goes to press Judge shu
mate of the district court is hearing
the Rife local option case. He over
ruled the application of the saloon
forces to have the petition thrown out
on account of a technical error of the
petitioners in the use of the word
"preceinct instead of the word eds
trict' as contemplated by the statute
and both sides then proceeded to sub
nit testimony on some other minor
matters and apparently trivial techn
calities.
Warner A. Root of Los Angeles was
here this week spending a few days
visiting with former friends, Charles
Lang and Johnny Campbell. Mr.. Root
spent his early days in Indianapolis
where he was leading Democratic
worker, and he tells many amusing in
cidents connected with campaigns IN
Indiana when he thought Horace Gree
ley was the only, only. Mr.. Root came
west in the late seventies and located
in Aspen and held office of justice
of the peace over the territory which
virtually covered everything west Of
the Rockies and east of the present
state line. Mr.. Root has spent much
of the past few years in mining. At
one time he was recognized as a lead
ing writer of mining news.
= = =
At 4 meeting of the members and
friends of the Presbyterian church the
other evening, . unanimous call was
given the Rev. Mr. Wells of Craig, Ne.
braska. He accepted the call and will
soon come to this city to live. Rev. and
Mrs. Wells have been here for some
two weeks and Mr.. Wells occupied the
Presbyterian pulpit ON two Sundays.
He was well liked by all who heard
him and it is generally believed he will
put new life into the church The new
pastor and his wife have returned to
their Nebraska home to prepare for
moving to this city and will probably
return in about three weeks.
u O0101s0 A1AH 10 0lENWooD
g. R. Berger, the popular optometris'
and optieian, will be at the Glenwood
Hotel for one day, Tuesday, Oct 81.
Will examine school ehildren's eyes
free.
The Glenwood post., 1914-10-24

Mrs. Frank Kimban and party of
friends were in the county capital We'd
nesday of this week. They deferred
their return until late in the afternoon
and postponed their lunch that they
might spend a couple of hours in the
SWIMMING pool where they had gala
time.
While you are in the election booth
and are casting a vote for Mrs Agnes
Riddle, just remember that you are at
the same time voting at least half q
vote for Ed Brake. Then don't vote
for either Of them, but vote for John
E. Ramer for the office of secretary
of state.
A. S. Tibbetts was up from his
ranch the other day and, incidentally.
disposed of several hundred boxes OF
his fine Jonathan apples to local mer-
chants. He secured 961 boxes of fine
marketable apples from one thousand
six year old trees. This is record t.
be proud of.
Mr.. and Mrs. Peter Dow, who have
been spending some time on the ranch
on Garfield creek, are again at home in
this city. Mr.. Dow reports fine crops
in that section of the county. He makes
special mention of potatoes and apples
that he saw while doing the near to
nature stunt.
Bert Barlow and wife are now we'll
on their way to their ranch in the
Uintah country. With a type of the
old prairie schooner they drove out Of
the city and across state bridge. We
certainly hope they build themselves 4
comfortable home and fortune out there
and that they will come again to visit
our city.
hC DuSlhCbB men . l68kue Is WUkA-
ing with similar organizations in other
states in an effort to perfect some plan
whereby Garfield county products may
be sold direct to the consumer in those
districts. 1t is believed working
plan will be perfected and that both
producer and consumer will be bene-
fitted.
The Misses Myrtle and Ethel Ryan.
daughters of Mr.. and Mrs. Pat Ryan,
pioneers of Twin Lakes, Lake county,
were heer this week on their way to
visit sister near Collbran. They were
making the journey in wagon and
came via Independence Pass, saying
they found = good road over the noun
tains. It win be recalled by old timers
that the cid stags rcd into this city
Was over InAepsads.es Pass into Asp
.. aaa down ths valley to Gseawesd
Spring..
The Glenwood post., 1914-10-24
AA11ID HERE

Among the weddings in this city tn.
past week was that Of Miss Eleanor
Walsh Of Red CliR, formerly Of Glen
wood Springs, and Mr.. J. n. Ne Ma
mara Of Hintur,. Rev. Father Carri-
gan performed the eerenony.
The Glenwood post., 1914-10-24
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EQDQN&@SZ]

- 81 441A 81 ~ ~ ~ II
William Dougan left for Denver
vaA Saturday evening.
= = =
Mayor c. d. Barnes is in Denver
1Ais week on a business mission.
Frank Taughengaubh was circulating |
aAOng the voters early this week
Mrs. j. $. Woody has been enjoying |
. visit in Fruita with Mrs. A. c. King. |
Wanted, a position by woman |
- Do ho,0ework. Phone, Grand 1858 |
Mrs. F. W. Kaiser and Mrs. +. W. |
Korn visited in Denver first of the
week
Lou Allen was among the Glenwood
falks to go to New Castle Tuesday OF
this week.
II. A. Hyrup and Miss Hazel Mount,
bs<h of Basalt, secured marriage Ii.
eense here this week.
Marriage license WAS issued this
week to Ed Miller and Miss Julia C.
1ayne, both of Leadville.
It il reported that the cOnvicts are
dsisg an excellent piece of road work
bstween here and Carbondale.
DR.. Riddle, eye, ear, nose and throat
specialist. Glasses fitted Citisens
Ds.k Bldg.
Glenwood boys and girls are still
talking about the good time they had
u Grand Junction last Saturday.
Mrs. Carrie A. Head secured = di-
vsece this week from her husband, c. |
B. Head They lived in New Castle.
E. E. Lucas returned this week from
visit in Utah. While there he had
fie time hunting and visiting with
friends.
Sheriff Jessup and A. W. Dennis
Rent several days in the Roam creek
country and other lower valley sec
tisas of the county
For Rent; Comfortable hve-room
house with bath. Inquire at 1882 Pit
kin aveune. 10-l0-tf
Gene Grubb of Carbondale and E. E.
L.eas of this city left yesterday morn
ing for New Mexico where they will
spend a week shooting.
D1. Place left yesterday morning for
Salida where he delivered an illuss.
tnted lecture last night before the
Medical association of that place.
Dr. c. NJ. Stewart left the cit;
Wednesday night and is said to have
gone to Omaha on business Huh!
Others say he will return with bride
- - -
day. He announced that the Grubb
ranch near Carbondale is yielding from
1870 to 1870 sacks of fine potatoes to tn,
acre
Good Table board with or without
rssa At HEs. smslssr1, SU Pitlil.
S-29tf
If the recent slide in West Glenwood
did do great damage, it served one
good purpose, that of making possible
widening and improving the railroad
grade.
Hardly a day passes but someone
here is attacked by the auto fever
There will be seevral new cars brought
into this city within the next few
months.
c. c. Parks, who underwent an Oper-
alton for appendicitis, is rapidly recov-
eeing and will soon be able to resume
his work as president of the First
National bank.
. - .
John F. Hickman came up in his
sato from Rifle yesterday to attend
The court hearing on the legality Of
TIE dry petition filed for Justice pre-
cinct fifteen.
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BlaeksmitA Wanted. Ad0fese
F. N. JoHANTGEN,
VOo Hsekss, Colo.
= = =
Mrs. Carrie Steele Of Grand Junction
visited in GlenEnod Last Satnrdau 18th
The Glenwood post., 1914-10-24

II - havs ~ a.ysAing e v1lss
sdvestiss n tAis papss anA ~ Il basA..
The Glenwood post., 1914-10-24

Billious' Feel heavy after dinner: j:
Bitter tastei Complexion sallow ,
Liver perhaps needs waking up.
Doaas Regulets for billions attseka
35e at al stores.
The Glenwood post., 1914-10-24

Word is sent out from Denver to the
effect that the state game and fish de-
partment is now on a paying basis In
this state. This is the first time in
the history of the department and
speaks volumes for Walter B. Fraser,
the new chief of the department. He
believes in business methods and has
ousted some twenty-five surplus depu-
ties and thus saved hundreds of dol
lars for the people of the state.
The Glenwood post., 1914-10-24

Miss Carrie Holmes, eldest daughter
of Mr.. and Mrs. H. J. Holmes, left this
city last Saturday night for San Ber.
nardino. Cal, where she became the
wife of Mr.. B. F. Biorn of Dale. Cal j.,
who spent portion of the past sum
mer in this city. They will make their
home in Dale. The Post extends
heartiest best wishes to the Young
folks.
The Glenwood post., 1914-10-24

Many Garfield county people have
never visited the Divide creek country
and thus know nothing Of that great
empire. The candidates for county Of
flee this year have been given great
opportunities for seeing q great deal
OF the county and Divide creek is open
ing the eyes of several of them. c.. W.
smith, Republican candidate for county
treasurer. has just completed a tour of
that section and he says Garfield coun-
ty folks who have not been there for
several years can hardly realize the
wonderful growth Of that section. He
says it is = wonderful asset of the
county and that great herds of cattle
are now being gathered for shipping.
The Glenwood post., 1914-10-24

Frank Adams, Republican candidate
for county commissioner, has been bus;.
with his third cutting Of alfalfa. He
says his hay this year was = reeorl
crop and that his third cutting was
equal to many first cuttings. Since
his ranch is just beyopd the limits Of
this city, there is every reason for rs
to claim We are surrounded BY fine
Agricultural lasd. Sarely every section
Of Garfield county il . sasae. spse.
The Glenwood post., 1914-10-24
. ooamsa AoAm 10 o1.ExwooD

8. R. Berger, the popular optometris'
and optieian, will be At the Glenwood
Hotel for one day, Tuesday, Oct 81.
Will exanine school ehildren's eyes
free.
The Glenwood post., 1914-10-24

F. N. JoHANTGEN.
S0-0 4seksf, Colo.
Mrs. Carrie Steele Of Grand Junction
visited in Glenwood last Saturday with
Nm. Gray Steele and in the evening
Isft for Denver to attend the Rebekah
state assembly.
William Cross left Monday evening
fer Denver to attend the ggrand lodge
q the I. o. @. F. Incidentally he ex-
Peets to have = glorious time down
IN the capital city.
= - =
Glenwood is already assured another
treat by the Illinois Athletic team Of
swinners. Letters received announce
tAeif positive pla.s for eonine here
mt year for . stay sf some length
RiAg which -6ns tAsy viii ~ the
lseal swisniag pssl
Baraboo weekly news. [volume] (Baraboo, Wis.) 1912-197?, 1914-05-21
NEW INCORPORATION
IN SECOND CITY
" otor Truck Company
Formed With Capital
Of S125,C00.

The Reedsburg Motor Truck Com
pany has filed articles of incorporation
with the secretary of state at Madison
The capital is S125, 900 and the follow
ing are named as the incorporators, E.
McNab, L. E. Montgomery, Edward
Thorn and George ]. Seamans.
Baraboo weekly news. [volume] (Baraboo, Wis.) 1912-197?, 1914-05-21
fin ESSag
On Hens

A boy who was required to write an
essay on hens produced the following:
''Hens is curious animals; they don t
have no nose nor no teeth nor no
ears. They swallow their
whittles whole and chew it up in
their crops inside of 'em. The outside
of hens is generally put into pliers and
into feather busters. The inside of a
hen is sometimes filled with marbles
and shirt buttons and SIGH A hen is
very much smaller than a good many
other animals, but they'll dig up more
tomato plants than anything that amt
a hen. Hens is very useful to lay eggs
for plum puddings. Hens have got
wings and can fly when they get fright
ened. | cut off hens head with a
hatchet and it frightenedher to death. ;"
Baraboo weekly news. [volume] (Baraboo, Wis.) 1912-197?, 1914-05-21
PORTAGE MAN
To SUPPORT WIFE
Carl Fisher Will Attempt
10 Make GOOD With
Family.

Carl Fisher (Strong NAM appeared
before Judge Kellogg at Portage Wed
nesday morning and on giving assuran-
ces to the court that he will furnish sus-
tenance to Mrs. Fisher and infant
child to the amount Of $500 per week
for term of one year, Fisher was re-
leased on his own bond on recommends
ton of District attorney Bogue so that
the fellow will have opportunity to
make good, which he insists he had
been trying to do but conditions were
against him.
After hearing the testimony in the
case Judge Kellogg placed the parole
sentence of one year in the county Jail
and Fisher is left out on his own recog-
nizance under $3.50 bail. He must meet
the provisions of $500 weekly toward
tthe support of his wife or be remanded
to jail to serve out his sen ntenre. -Por-
ta ge Register.