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Rock Island Argus. (Rock Island, Ill.) 1893-1920, 1914-11-12

Those who have worthless mining
and other stocks laid away in little
tin trunks will read with interest that
the late president of a great western
railroad left 1899. 600 in stocks marked
desperate" In nothing does misery
more keenly enjoy good company than
in the matter of foolish investments.
And there is plenty Of such company,
though IL is not easy TO find.
Rock Island Argus. (Rock Island, Ill.) 1893-1920, 1914-11-12
Among the MercifuI.

(trOm the PuDllc).
The latest number of Bodenreform
to reach these shores prints the fol-
lowing letter from the owner of sew
eral tenement houses in Stettin EAST
Prussia) to her tenants:
''Stettin, Sept. nst, 1914.
MIR. and Mrs. X: The great and
favorable turn of affairs which has
come about for our nation, through
the Grace of Almighty God, and our
brave troops, strengthened by Him,
permits us to look forwlrd to a great
and blessed future. May our people
never forget this Mercy, never turn
from the God of their Fathers, who
has preserved them from all evil
Your rent will be raised to 80 marks
from the first of October.
Yours truly,
MRS. R."
Rock Island Argus. (Rock Island, Ill.) 1893-1920, 1914-11-12

With a population Of 10000 served
by its lines. the Dallas, Tex, Electric
Light and Power company has 10000
customers connected, representing one
user of electric service for every five
and one-half Inhabitants. or taking the
usual basis of the directory makers.
which assumes FIVE persons for each
family, almost every household in
Dallas is a user Of central-station ser
vice.
Rock Island Argus. (Rock Island, Ill.) 1893-1920, 1914-11-12
How Old Is EN-?
CWhiteside Sentineli.


Miss Emma Neary was very agree
ably surprised Friday evening by a
large number of her friends arriving
and telling her the occasion of their
coming was that they found out she
was trying to keep to herself that the
day was her birthday.
Rock Island Argus. (Rock Island, Ill.) 1893-1920, 1914-11-12

Twenty-one millionaires, all in a
row, indicted for looting the New
Haven railroad, And facing a posi-
BILE fine of $4,000 each, This is cruel
and unusual, surely, for the fine is
not less than one-one-hundredth of /
per cent of the water
Rock Island Argus. (Rock Island, Ill.) 1893-1920, 1914-11-12

The wonders of wireless telegraphy
are an old story. yet there is an added
touch of the marvellous in the report
of the successful receipt from London
OF messages by means Of a pocket
apparatus invented by an Abruzzi
priest.
Rock Island Argus. (Rock Island, Ill.) 1893-1920, 1914-11-12

For the benefit Of those resolving
to do their Christmas shopping early.
the great day is just six weeks from
Friday. Buying in good time will help
to make good times.
Rock Island Argus. (Rock Island, Ill.) 1893-1920, 1914-11-12

The German professor who declares
that the kaiser is the delight of the
human race" probably meant to ex-
cept England and France, az least.
Rock Island Argus. (Rock Island, Ill.) 1893-1920, 1914-11-12

TERMS-Ten cents per week by car
rfsr. in Rock Island; IS per year by mall
IN advance.
Complains OF delivery service should
be made 10 She circulation department.
which should slso oe notified in every
instance where Il is desired TO have
paper discontiruod. as carriers have NJ
authority in the premises
All communications OF argumentatve
character. Political or religious. must
have res. name attached for publica-
tion. No such articles will be printed
over hc.itIous signatures
Telephones in all departments Cen
trail Union. Rock Island l45. Il45 and
cI45-
Rock Island Argus. (Rock Island, Ill.) 1893-1920, 1914-11-12

VALESKA Suratt has just signed
contracts to appear in New York Win
ter Garden in portrayal of famous
women of history from Eve to Pank-
hurst. If the place were any city but
New York one might inquire why go
back to Eye
Rock Island Argus. (Rock Island, Ill.) 1893-1920, 1914-11-12

Another manifestation OF the foot
and mouth disease is kicking at the
administration and bowling about bus
fness.
Rock Island Argus. (Rock Island, Ill.) 1893-1920, 1914-11-12

TURKEY is acting up like other
Christian nations after half century
of missionary effort among her people.
Rock Island Argus. (Rock Island, Ill.) 1893-1920, 1914-11-12

EDISON says that the people OF the
future will sleep less. Probably when
his dream of having a photograph in
every home is realized.
Rock Island Argus. (Rock Island, Ill.) 1893-1920, 1914-11-12

MANY homicides would be prevent
ed by sewing up the hip pocket, &C
cording to the prohibition theory.
Rock Island Argus. (Rock Island, Ill.) 1893-1920, 1914-11-12

The election may have proven that
the &. o. p. can come back. but il has
also proven that the g. o. can't re-
form
Rock Island Argus. (Rock Island, Ill.) 1893-1920, 1914-11-12
Thursday. November II. 1914.

The United States will declare war
on turkey in about two weeks.
Rock Island Argus. (Rock Island, Ill.) 1893-1920, 1914-11-12

One thing that is certain is that the
minor in minor league ball isn't the
matter of financing the club
Rock Island Argus. (Rock Island, Ill.) 1893-1920, 1914-11-12

The congressman who thinks the
people ungrateful ought TO try term
as president of Mexico.
Rock Island Argus. (Rock Island, Ill.) 1893-1920, 1914-11-12

CARRANZA is reported to have
bowed to all demands of the United
States. Ven is getting to be great
little bower.
Rock Island Argus. (Rock Island, Ill.) 1893-1920, 1914-11-12
CHORDS AND
DLSCORDS

YOU can see your old friend, the
vegetarian. smile as he reads about
that foot and mouth disease.
Rock Island Argus. (Rock Island, Ill.) 1893-1920, 1914-11-12

KENOSHA is experimenting with
conductorless street cars. First trial
yesterday. All good money except two
plugged nickels and a battered tele-
phone slug. Wait till the boys who
fooled the slot machines get in action.
Rock Island Argus. (Rock Island, Ill.) 1893-1920, 1914-11-12

There are the military experts and
there are the plain people who do not
know anything about the war either.
Rock Island Argus. (Rock Island, Ill.) 1893-1920, 1914-11-12

LET us abandon pink teas" This
is the sentiment Endorsed by the con
veation of the Illinois Federation of
Women's clubs at Springfield. Any
objections? Very well. The motion
is declared carried. And the teas will
be more frequent than ever.
Rock Island Argus. (Rock Island, Ill.) 1893-1920, 1914-11-12
Nctbino 70 Nothino

Washington, Nov. 1l.-CharIes II.
S. Robinson of Roxbury. Mass, who
ran for congress in his district on the
republican ticket, filed his report at
the capitol today. 1t said: Il received
nothing. promised nothing, expended
nothing. got nothing"
Rock Island Argus. (Rock Island, Ill.) 1893-1920, 1914-11-12
Hen Hicks Says

come up to her ideal or come down to
her level.
Rock Island Argus. (Rock Island, Ill.) 1893-1920, 1914-11-12

Boys who are winning acre crop
prizes are not farming like daddy's
daddy did.
Rock Island Argus. (Rock Island, Ill.) 1893-1920, 1914-11-12

EMPEROR Franz Joseph pulled
back the curtains long enough yester-
day to officially deny ISLANDERS that he
had died on several occasions since
the beginning of hostilities. Franz
said he was feeling fine and that the
war, instead of depressing him, actu-
ally had rejuvenated him.
THAT making em-like it stuff might
go in the dark wards of Chicago, but
we have our doubts about it being eff
fective in these parts, Al.
Rock Island Argus. (Rock Island, Ill.) 1893-1920, 1914-11-12

darkness he no longer fears the dark
ness.
Rock Island Argus. (Rock Island, Ill.) 1893-1920, 1914-11-12

BY THE }. w. POTTER co.
The Marietta journal and courier. (Marietta, Ga.) 1909-1918, 1914-09-25

InVigorating to the Pale and Sticky
The Old Standard general strengthening tonic
GROVES TASTELESS chill TONIC, drivesout
Malaria .enriches the blood and builds up the sys-
tenn. true tonic. For adults and children. SOC
The Marietta journal and courier. (Marietta, Ga.) 1909-1918, 1914-09-25

DR.. w H Parkinson has returned
from Baltimore.
Order Electric Lamps from Dobbs
They sell the best ones.
Mr.. E. A. Williams has gone on =
business trip to New Hampshire.
Mr. Tom Patton has entered the
Law Department OF Washington and
Lee University.
Miss Bonnie Hendricks, of Carriers
vile is the guest of Mr.. and Mrs.
T. MARI on Kennesaw Avenue.
Mr. and Mrs. A V. Cortelyou and
Mrs. Lewis Turner have gone by au-
tomobile to Admission, Ala, on a
brief visit.
MIR. H. R. McClatchey, of Rome,
was visitor in Marietta Tuesday.
His many friends are always glad to
see him in Marietta.
Mrs. S. d. Rambo has been visit
ing her cousin, Mrs. S. A. Andel- =
son, and other friends during the alb
sence of DR. Rambo in South Geor-
gia.
Window glass and putty at Dobbs
The Buy-abale of cotton move
ment has made good start in Mari
eta. A number of our merchants
have one to three bales in front &C
their store.
Mr.. Power, of Roswell, was ad-
mitted to practice of law in Geor-
gia courts by Judge Patterson last
week. He had previously practiced
in Mississippi
Mrs. f. H. Mcintyre and little sou
Gene left few days ago for Ath-
ems, Ga, where Mr. Mcintyre has
business interests. They will pro-
badly make Athens their home for
quite time.
The Marietta journal and courier. (Marietta, Ga.) 1909-1918, 1914-09-25

table Compound, and now feel like
different person. l believe there is
nothing ike Lydia E. Pinkham's Vege-
table Compound for weak women and
young girls, and would be glad if l
could influence anyone to try the medi-
cine, for know it will do all and much
more than it is claimed to do. - Mrs.
CLARA FRANKS, R. F. D. No. l, Maple
crest Farm, Kasota, MINI.
Women who suffer from those dis
tressing ills peculiar to their sex should
be convinced of the ability of Lydia E.
Pinkham's Vegetable Compound to re-
store their health by the many genuine
and truthful testimonials we are con-
stantly publishing in the newspapers
If You have the slightest doubt
that Lydia Il. Pinkham'S Negeta-
BILE Compound will help you, write
10 Lydia Il. PinkhamM edicineC0.
(cOnfidentiaD Lynn, Mass, for ad'
vice. Your letter will be Opened.
read and answered by a woman
and held in strict confidence
The Marietta journal and courier. (Marietta, Ga.) 1909-1918, 1914-09-25
CIVIC LEAGUE.

The Smyrna Civic League cele-
brated the closing of their first years
work with a social meeting and cleo
ton of officers: Mrs. W. d. Raden.
President; Mrs. J. T. Mathews, first
vice-perident; Mr.. W. T. Pace, second
vice-president; Miss Clyde Curry Lee
secretary; Mrs. ]. n. Brawner. treas
urer; Mrs. Charles du Bignon, cor
responding secretary; Mrs Otis Tim
othy, society editress. The treasurer
reported $500 having been raised
during the year for puglic improve
ments.
The club room was decorated with
cut flowers and goldenrod. Punch
was served by Misses Emily Dunn
and Irene Irelan.
The Civic League is very grateful
to Mrs. John NJ. Graham for her per
sonal interest in presenting the
Smyrna Public School with a united
States flag, procured through the
Fielding Lewis chapter, u. A. r., of
Marietta.
The Marietta journal and courier. (Marietta, Ga.) 1909-1918, 1914-09-25
GOLDEN ROD.

On hillside steep in valley wide
Golden rod blooms in her pride,
Filling the landscape under the skies
With golden glory, then dies.
This emblem of our native land
A simple flower tall and grand,
Decks our earth till winters color
Frosts its golden glow to duller.
This stately flower repels her foes.
blossoms golden for future nations
grows:
Ascends to lofty form from the sod
Our natives flower-the golden rod.
EMMA McGINTY.
The Marietta journal and courier. (Marietta, Ga.) 1909-1918, 1914-09-25
MISS WIKLE ENTERTAINS
FOR MRS. HERBERT MILES

Miss Hooper Wikle entertained on
Wednesday afternoon at bridge in
honor of Mrs. Herbert Miles. 1t was
very pleasant event in every way.
Miss Willie May Blair won the prize
for highest score, two hand-emboi-
dered handkerchiefs, and Miss Eta
Putnam cut the consolation, deck
of cards. Dainty refreshments
were served
The Marietta journal and courier. (Marietta, Ga.) 1909-1918, 1914-09-25

Mrs. J. H. Reynolds is visiting
Mr.. and Mrs. Robert Maddox in At
lanta
Miss Emma May Rambo has re-
turned from Gainesville, where she
has been visiting Mrs. Black.
Mrs Seawright Linley was car
ried to the Fischer Sanitari-
um Monday for a surgical opera
ton.
Mr.. James T. Anderson and Mr.. Ed
Legg have returned from Lexington,
Ky, where they attended the stock
fair
Mr.. Bolan Glover Green and Miss
Viola Browning were married in At
lanta last Sunday. Mr.. Green is a
brother of Mrs. Henry Ward and
Mr. Cleveland Green, of Smyrna, and
has many friends in Marietta.
Mr.. and Mrs. NJ NJ. Sessions have
returned from their motoring tour
OF New England and have with them
their sister, Mrs. Ella Brown, who re-
Gently arrived from Paris after many
exciting experiences on account of
the war in Europe
Mr.. T. S. Shirley. Mrs. Mamie
Summers and Mrs. Nancy eagle wish
to extend their sincre thanks to
those who so kindly assisted in the
care of Mrs. T. S. Shirley during her
recent illness and burial, and assure
them of their sincere appreciation OF
the kindness shown.
If you want to keep posted on
hardware watch Norton Hardware
Co.'S show windows.
Mr. and Mrs. Charles Berrien Will
lingham have issued invitations to
the marriage of their daughter. Rosa
Dwight, to Mr.. Richard Langdon
Meares. The ceremony to be on
Tuesday evening, October sixth at
half after seven O'Clock at ST. James
Episcopal church. The wedding
plans will be announced later.
Miss Elizabeth Whitmore is In
charge OF the Episcopal School for
missionaries and postulants at Mon
terey, Tenn. The rates are SITS per
scholarship year for board and tut
ton. Women are also trained for
missionary work, nursing and social
service. The SeIah Camp for tube"-
culosis is a mile from the school in
the Cumberland Mountains.
When the book reviewers met Col.
Carter, of Gainesville, as pictured
so wildly by f. Hopkinson Smith,
they made merry over his many good
qualities and especially over the
utterly absurd ways in which he
transacted business, for instance,
making his notes to aunt Nancy
payable when convenient. IN
Cobb county there are numbers Of
people who subscribe for the, Journal
for their relatives in distant places
and there are some men who come in
to pay their own subscription and al
so ask to pay for thir brothers, sis
ters or fathers, as the case may be,
"While it is convenient.
The Marietta journal and courier. (Marietta, Ga.) 1909-1918, 1914-09-25

COMPOUND mas zone
more for me than
anything else, and [
had the best physi-
clan here. l was so
weak and nervous
that l could not do
my work and SUI
fered with pains low
down in m y right
side for a year or
more. l took Lydia
E. Pinkham's Vege-
The Marietta journal and courier. (Marietta, Ga.) 1909-1918, 1914-09-25
COLLINS SMITH.

Mr.. and Mrs. James F. Collins, of
Acworth, announce the engagement
of their daughter, Pauline, to Nj.
Alvin Smith, of Atlanta, the we'd
ding to take place October 21st at
the Acworth Baptist Church. No
cards.
The Marietta journal and courier. (Marietta, Ga.) 1909-1918, 1914-09-25
SAVE MONEY ON HOUSE RENT

Three connecting rooms, all i'm
provements, just right for light
housekeeping. Also new room
house near Fair Oaks and School,
very cheap to right party
Mrs. NJ. G. Sylvester.
305 Polk st. Phone 312 j.
The Marietta journal and courier. (Marietta, Ga.) 1909-1918, 1914-09-25

GU need have 40 fear OF indiges-
." no matter what you eat if you
axe Mi-o-na Stomach Tablets at the
Is, sign CT distress. They surely
nv" quick, safe and effective r.
'.eae- !Cus CO adv.
The Marietta journal and courier. (Marietta, Ga.) 1909-1918, 1914-09-25
Eiliai Respect.

The Farmer hear there's a fine
fat pig for sale here. Can see it?'
The FcJ-thcr, Some one
wants TO see yer."-Sketch
The Marietta journal and courier. (Marietta, Ga.) 1909-1918, 1914-09-25

Gentlemen, if you need nice suits,
Mems underwear, mems sox, over
coats, raincoats, pants, good shoes
for yourself or your wife and chill
dren, come to the German Store
where you can buy them so cheap
that the price of cotton will not af-
feet you. L, SAUL. The German
Store. (Old Post Office Building)
The Marietta journal and courier. (Marietta, Ga.) 1909-1918, 1914-09-25
FARMERS Wife
TOO |LLTO WORK
A Weak, Nervous Sufferer
Restored to Health by Ly-
dia E. Pinkham's Veg
etable Compound.

Kasota, MINI. -"I am glad to say
that Lydia E. Pirkham's Vegetable
The evening world., 1914-01-23

10 hist Why. everybody says, "Dsas
me! The man must be drinking!"
Mr.. Jar hadn't been drinking. He
had been eating chocolate pudding to
sxcsss and be was trying to have q
nervous collapse In place of Mrs.
Jarr, who had forgotten all about II
at the sight Of bargains in shadow
lace.
Mrs. Jarr regarded friend husband
coldly. IF YOU have no respect for
me, please remember We have two
nice young girls stopping with u.s.
she said. Gertrude. Why did you
have brandy sauce with the 0hoco-
II didn't have no brandy saucs!'
cried Gertrude promptly. THERE'S
only whipped cream for the chocolate
pudding
I'm . nervous wrecki" moansd Mr.
Jar.
But Mrs. Jar failed to respond {,
the cue.
"r'm sure I don't understand wha'
Mr.. Jarr means by acting this way,
Mrs. Jarr explained to the two Mis-
Cackleberrys- then she suddenl,
remembered the collapse she was pri
vateiy scheduled for. Eat some cho
colate pudding!" she snapped at Mr.
The evening world., 1914-01-23
BY G. NJ. Payne


Thefo b only ene positively sure and
effective method q reducing supssilu
Gus and unsightly ilsshiness. and that
u the way French women do-by taking
series Of daily or every-othef-day
baths in which the famous French
Clsrks Thinning Salts have bssa dis
solved. Il u really dangerous 70 per-
NIT yoursen 70 become corpulsnt, - In
time the excess ist affects your hssrt.
Drug to reduce weight and hssh should
be carefully avoided. Clarkp Thlnning
Salts Gro extremely beneficial - the
flesh and skin. and they have H. Pc
culias effect Of surely dissolvin6 lat.
After fifteen q dghtssa bath tssat-
lnents have besn taken you WIN n0eiee
that weight and flesh diminish end
that your form Win b normal and che
lines GRACEFUL. The only tzeaGmsnt
which does not csu for vigorous szer-
cise or special dieting. Approved BY
medical authorities. Clsrb Thinning
Salts ere sold BY oil the leading drug and
department stores. A full tlsakmsut
consists d ~ baths. Send ios boeadst.
Sci Amaiesissan4 Clarln CsgpssiEleo.
lao Broadway. New Yssk !Cley.
The evening world., 1914-01-23

JarH "And don't try eccentric COM
edy. II isn't In your line. Then she
burst into tears and laughter and beat
her heels In rapid tattoo againSt the
floor. Her nervous collapse was q 1t.
tia late, but Il had arrived.
"Brute" cried Miss Gladys Cacklo.
berry, trAnsfixing Mr.. Jarr with an
angry look.
III he was my husband would
have him up before the Domestic
Relations Courtl" cried Miss Irene
Cackleberry-airsady, though unmar.
ried and stsangsrs In our fair city
they both knew every legal, moral
and social form Of punishment fol
husbands. -
Mrs. Jar has had q nervous COL.
lapssl" exclaimed Mr.. Jarr. II mus,
send her to some quiet place In thu
country"
do not come nearer her; you hsv,
broken her hearth" cried the sides,
Miss Cackleberry. "WsIl take hel
away from here!"
YES" remarked the other, "giy,
us the money. We will take her some
where and you shall never hear from
us except to pay the bills"
"Gimme some moro chocolate pud
ding. Gertrude!" murmured Mr.. Jar
The evening world., 1914-01-23
dJjSS2bp(76d060v g.
b. DcwgG e@cpcS0O
POP 4"
d and that he W0uk

Got him no attention and that he would
probably have 70 ct more chocolate
pudding. whom Mrs. Jarr remembered
the carefully prepared conspiracy. and
Mr.. Jarr gave . shrek and. as 10 NJ
forwards explained It. "thrsw nj him.
SELF"
''IAnolsum!" gaspsd Mr.. Jarr
"Hushi Stop he Elephants from walk.
ing on the eslling! II isn't confederate
they win annoy the orchidsi"
Good gracious. what's the matter
with Mr.. Jarr? Has he been drink
ing?" cried the two Miss Cackle'
berrys.
soldering for the common good. lei
him come out for the general welfar,
and make q donkey Of himself to d,
a favor for others and what yewart
The evening world., 1914-01-23
Good Logic.

A 8 part a . holiday tssas Q little bw VA
~ taken recently b o. Psui's Cs8 Asai
When he fstaznsd hnms soas vsn osan
Ing pssspns proceeded - wusU - = - vAA'
be I'D 0sn In the oa1Aslral.
"And "a you ~ ~ tuos = a ~ 0su
soidissi" ~ one auot1sa.
"Yo," cid WHINE. Nm 0thula>
And tnt Il fine 10 eAdnk Of ell ~ asa
dssas tAU didt" the vsn-ossnins pssssa ssa
tinued.
II s'poss Co." While admitted srudHasiy. "Bu
on theie tomtstones It Just said they'd d4sats'
the French; an they Couldn't have dfsstsd thn
vsy much. 'oo they're oil dead an the vssnci
ere sui alive. Weekly.
The evening world., 1914-01-23
~. Jar ESSAYS A
COLLAPSE or HIS OWN,
8 S'MATTEEl,
ISN'T


x n. yAR2 ieol.sa at his second
M hslyln6 Of chocolate pudding
80 -aAA ~ never ats chocolate
Do1linG oncopt uuder compulston. Tor
81 alwayD loltsred heavy. cold and
clammy In his diAphragm-Mr. Jar
lssesd hspe!essly q the pudding and
poolingiy 1t Gertrude. the light run
ning domestic, but Gertrude a. well
- Mrs.. Jarr was eagerly gazing at
% bargain In shadow lace the Cac-
Eloborry Girls had encountered In their
al1nynoon Of shopping and tango tea
~. The plot. the signal. all was
fpfGutten. Instead OF Nrs. Jarr faint
ing whom Mr.. yarr asked for more
chocolate pudding. instead Of her
fa4nt1ng and Mr.. Jar declaring he'd
have 70 ssnd her away for rest and
heoersys would HAVE 70 quit visit
tk1go Was what Mr.. Jar mentally In
e1nAeA - .''ths whole bunch Of skirts
oAbealnG oxcitodly over . bargain In
ohAAow lace. And yet Mr.. Jarr knew
~ OuUt b HAylem'e hreless Casa
boaaoa anA 0tick around.
and emhroldsry u back, and the
~ Vn10to are more ornate and ex-
poaave than ever!" Mrs. Jarr was
booS1 - declare.
3hars was nothing for Mr.. Jar tG
- MT 20 ct or conceal his second
Aoln1n0 q chocolate pudding and give
19kA Jar hsr cue to faint again. Al
1b1Ro ~ ~ place TO hide II. Mr.. Jar
- ~ eoeead hslping and again gave
4 ~ 0Gnn1 w aiding for more. But
Q11H0 OAetiebarry had produced
$50 00D10o e wolfe. whatever that
- - 16Sfo was still fever heat ex.
! Dont ~ ~ other end of the
4 y - ~ lar. and the CONVEX
~ 4 k1noy - ~ emharrassina
r. ~ 1QOo1e yheeepever.
ef Ssss;ss
The evening world., 1914-01-23
Selling Opportunity.

I6I on did you eo0s b ~ The Isdy vhe
II b nov yen v11sr'
N ~ ven ronantie. We we oat shatiss.
~ vent - . place vAss ~ ~ vss I'm ed
hseAs n. I rssc,sd ~ aftR . terrible struggle.
rs0 ~, shs WA sssdy- (fossa bsfoFs " sot
Asas, ~ ] vsupossA y Ass - The vN."
~ heavens sahsi D. you mean 70 ~ tAs'
- anls Q Assisnuon q love TO . On wne
~ ss>hu1 s.A ~ and ancomfcrtshasi You
~ ~ sWvs. nsr ayi'
'SNsos. but shcr's uotAius ihs stsikins vhil'
=. ~ : Aet.'-C levtsnd Pisin Dealer.
The evening world., 1914-01-23
|some OF the Good stories Of tic Day

tisast ~ ~ PuRsslvs pafH ~ ~ Al
While you srs about al M. Duas - sso<
n - fow pounds q liver tvs soU6 Of
chope . aossa fruA - snd"-
But-wouM you below itf-tAst rude psla.
ticisn actually hung " tAs sscsivw wtA ssns'
-HasS@t Weekly.
The evening world., 1914-01-23
On Election Day.

ssIe tAis ths posiins place" sstsa No.
] elishen over the telephone 70 DunN's
bstsher shop. where the voting was going On.
"Ya, madam" replied the inspector.
''Wsai. I'm Mn. slithsrs Of W Garawsy
street.. ] Just wanted to tell you that Il u
rsinias % hard lust nov that can't think ol
ssssg cut, % will you pissss cas oas stsaisht