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La Junta tribune. (La Junta, Bent County, Colo.) 1881-1939, 1914-07-18
Kirkp....ek-Roy

A very pretty wedding was sol
emiaed Sunday evening at the 81.
Andrews Episcopal church when Mr..
p. A. Kirkpatrick and Miss Lydia
Roy. both Of this city were united
In marriage. Rev. ). H. Dariins
performed the cerenony and the
beautiful ring service OF the Episco-
pal church was used.
Promptly At o'clock the choir
entered the chancel singing q wed.
ding hymn. after which Miss Fran
ces Kendall sang. To the strains OF
. wedding march. played by Mrs. w.
H. Bragg. the bride and groom en-
tered the church and marched up
the aisle to the altar where they
were met by the rector and the
wedding service was read.
Only = few invited guests we're
present at the service and immedi.
ately following the ceremony q re-
ception was held In the Episcopal
rectory where Mr.. and Mrs. Kirkpat-
rick received the congratulations Of
their friends.
Both Mr.. and Mrs. kirkpatrick
are well known here having lived in
the city for some time and both be-
ing employed ~ nurses At the Santa
Re hospital.
The happy couple left Monday for
Denver where they spent a short
honeymoon and have returned to Ii
Junta and will be At home to their
many friends At the Episcopal rec
tory where they will reside during
the summer.
La Junta tribune. (La Junta, Bent County, Colo.) 1881-1939, 1914-07-18

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La Junta tribune. (La Junta, Bent County, Colo.) 1881-1939, 1914-07-18

Mis- LstitiA Edgertcn. who spent
couple Of weeks In this city With
her father. A. H. Edgerton. left last
Sunday afternooa for Frederick
burg. Va. whore she was unitsd in
marriage on Thursday evening 70
Ar. Grover Tyson. Of Baltimore.
Ma.
The Wedding = the culmination Of
Z romance which had liz origin In
Panama : few ysars ago when Miss
Edgerton held . government posi-
ton ~ nurse In the United States
Hospital at Ancon. and Mr.. Tyson
was holding government position
- an electrical engineer AZ the same
place.
Miss Edgerton left here Sunday
and was met in Warrington. d. c..
on Wednesday BY her affianced. and
they left At once for the home Of Mr..
Tyson's mother at Fredericksburg.
Va. They were marr.ed Thursday
evening and left for Baltimore. Nd.
where they will make their future
home.
Miss Edseston' Is veil known In
this city having resided here until
after having completed her high
school education when she left for
Pueblo where she entered the c. r.
Z ]. Hospital from which institution
she graduated = few years later ~ 4
trained nurse. After receiving her
diploma a. . trained nurse she went
70 San Antonio. Texas. to take
charge Of large hospital and while
there she passed q very successful
government examination and was
sent to Panama where she spent
four years ~ nurse In the govern.
ment hospital.
Mr.. Tyson IL an electrical engineer
and now conducts an electrical sup
ply and hardware store In Balti-
more. Nd. where the happy couple
will make their home.
WenDoDDeFslxnDe
La Junta tribune. (La Junta, Bent County, Colo.) 1881-1939, 1914-07-18

That soas DeoDls caa hesp -.
ogoeD ~ 49, Deosos ~ two g u
Jusen's ooDulaP yonng Dseo1e w
wees sserstly nasFio1 = Puob1e q
Juss Gu. auA aftss . week rstsrssd
- Il Junta sad Aid rot make thsis
marriage known untis one day this
week. No one. even 70 the news.
paSsf seportsss. had mot had an ink.
ling Of The wedding.
Ths coatracting parties were Mr.
Roy Messenger and Miss Lsota Lane
10th Of this city. Both the bride
and groom are veil known here
Mn. Messenger held the position q
sssnogsaphsr for The electric light
conpaay here for several months.
Mr. Messenger b one Of The popular
bsaksnsn % he Santa -. Thsy
10th have hose Of friends Who will
- surprised - learn q their wed.
ding bet slaA 70 shower them viii
eoagratulatloas. 40
NJ. and Mn. Messenger are q
heos ~ lies osa Juan avenue.
nessnlag Party
4 nsvs) Darty q Tie week was the
0osnlag Dasty whleA vas gives b
~ lelGose psaneos xeadall. 0race
DsaDss ~ llasgussles weadssiy q
~ hoos q loiss Hsn1all Tuesday
nesnlne.
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vsss sDeat - The lawn whses hsssta
vas ~ pane in1ules1 = ~ IN
svsaty gusses Dssssal Laess fesi
eoussp bgsakfase vas sssve1 b tn
hsoasosss. q ~ snslD tablea Bon
suees u sweet psas wsss gives q
lavoes
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Ven Weol. I6eles Anersvs. 11asil
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La Junta tribune. (La Junta, Bent County, Colo.) 1881-1939, 1914-07-18

Another delightful party was CIV
en- Thursday morning by Mrs. J. =.
Rice In honor Of her daughter. Mis-
Mary Rice and Miss Mary Homer. 81
Lynchburg. Pa.
Thirty guests were invited "a
spend the hours from ten to twelve
At auction bridge and after thess
two hours had slipped pleasantly b.
. delicious three course lunch yes
served by the hostess.
La Junta tribune. (La Junta, Bent County, Colo.) 1881-1939, 1914-07-18

Thee Monday Afternoon Bridge
Club met Monday with Mrs. w. A.
Hart At her home ON Ration avenue.
The house was prettily decorated
with garden flowers and the hours
were pleasantly spent in playing auc-
ton bridge. Dainty refreshments
were served At the conclusion Of The
game.
The guests Of the afternoon were
Mrs. r. v. worden. Mrs. George =.
McCauley. Mrs. J. N. Lamb and Mrs.
w. o. Skinner. Of Pueblo.
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More A. N. PnrtIes
La Junta tribune. (La Junta, Bent County, Colo.) 1881-1939, 1914-07-18

Miss Helen Andrews was hostess
At Delightful party given It her
home Thursday afternoon In homer
OF her friend. Mrs. Helen Campfieldi
Of Greeley. Colo.
Thirty-two young ladies we're IN
vtted for the afternoon and the game
Of Hearts" was enjoyed throughout
the pleasant hours.
The decorations were garden flow
era and the refreshments consisted
Of Ice cream. cake and mints.
&c
Ms>nslav Afe~s.~~,~,. No.. ra.A Il.
The Barre daily times. (Barre, Vt.) 1897-1959, 1914-10-20
WAITSFIELD

Miss Julia Griffin, bookkeeper for the
Mad River Lumber company has ae
cepted similar position Tor the Wood
stock company.
/. {. Carroll has sold his farm to New
York parties
Reuben Bates went TO Boston on the
excursion.
Friday evening the north and south
end magazine clubs met in library hail.
The secretary for the north end = Mss
Eliza Dale. for the south end, Z. ~
Richardson. The club magazines are 10
be- sold AT auction NJ the congregational
church at the chicken pie supper NOV. 4
Nominating papers for, Pearl 3, GAY
lord and Josiah A. Smith for representa-
tive to the general assembly have been
filed.
Al the meeting Of civil authority last
week. several names were added to the
checklist. This meeting was adjourned
10 SATURDAY, evening. Oct. 81. at same
place aud hour This viii be the last
opportunity for Young voters to take
the frceman's oath before election.
ON "Wednesday noon the ladies Of the
home CIRCLE will serve dinner. Mrs. II y,
Bushnell and Mrs. A. b. Tucker, host
csses.
Row Tucker and wife have gone 10
Burke. y. y to make their home
Miss Lena Belle Henry spent he week
end NJ her home N fayston.
The following members Of the en-
rampncnt attended the meeting in Barre
Friday night Henr, nd Frank Bettis
IR. J. McAllister. 6 NJ Redstone, q :,
Patton. }. T. Baird. f. Z. Nell. " =
Palmer aud Ernest Chase.
The Misses Fiskc attended the state
convention IN IT .lohnsbury.
Miss Iva Virgins spent the week a
her home IN Middlesex
The Barre daily times. (Barre, Vt.) 1897-1959, 1914-10-20
PLAINFIELD
Another Case of Infantile Paralysis IN
Town, Son OF Will Mansfield.

Francis. the Youngest son OF Mr., and
Mrs. win Mansfield, i i'll with lntantile
paralysis.
The Barre daily times. (Barre, Vt.) 1897-1959, 1914-10-20
NEW HAMPSHIRE WOMAN'S STOMACH
TROUBLES WERE SWIFTLY ENDED

Letters like that come from users OF
Mavr's Wonderful Stomach Remedy m
an parts of the country. it, merit has
been proven TO thousands. The first dose
will convince long treatment.
Mavr's Wonderful stomach Remedy
clears the digestive tract ot mucold ac-
cretions aud poisonous matter. II brings
swift relief to sufferers from ailments OF
the stomach. liver and bowels. Many
declare il has saved them from danger
Gus operations. many are sure Il has
saved their lives.
We want all people who have chronic
stomach trouble or constipation, no mat
Ter 81 how long standing, to try one dose
81 Mayr- Wonderful stomach Remedy
one dose viii convince YOU. This Is the
medicine 40 many 81 our people have
been taking with surprising results The
most thorough system cleanser ever sold.
Navrs Wonderful stomach Remedy is
nov sold here ~ Russell's Rcd Cross
Pharmacy and druggists eNcrywherc.-
AdNt
The Barre daily times. (Barre, Vt.) 1897-1959, 1914-10-20

end visitors at Mr.. Sherwoods in Rut-
land
Mrs. c. J. Rogers and Miss 10 Good
wear OF Bethel called on friends IN town
Sunday.
Miss Tavern Hunt has been spending
the past week in Barre.
Workmen have been busy Singing
The Congregational church building \
new carpet has been purchased and other
needed repairs made
Mrs. John Schneider ir.. and Miss r.
Hutchinson Of Williamstown. Mass, are
guests 1T w. J, r. MasOns.
At the meeting Of Good VIII grange
there will be roll call to be answered by
lines that help MS in orr daily life sub.
ect fol discussion. What are some OF
the farmers unlearned lessons!
Mrs. ID. +. Gould has been quite III Tor
The Barre daily times. (Barre, Vt.) 1897-1959, 1914-10-20

4 week and Is attended by DR. +. G.
Fletcher
Miss Lcda smith spent Saturday and
SUNDAY at her home ON her return TO
Rochester. from the convention OF teach.
ers in st JohnsburN
Miss Alice Cbcdel visited friends IN
Wiliamstown the last OF the week
Rev. Il. H. Lapiere attended social
lat Cecil Washburn's ~ LllieNilie ast
Thursday evening where he gave q taxi
on Mature and Man, Generosity.
There was also instrumental music by
Miss Grace Rove and Mr. sawyer and 2
reading by Robert Washburn. Eighty
people we're served to chicken Pie sup
per netting fifteen dollars for church
work
The ladies mite society met with
Mrs. William Flint last "Wednesday =
baked bean supper wae served
The Barre daily times. (Barre, Vt.) 1897-1959, 1914-10-20

Francis. the Youngest SOU VI 81 a'iA'
Mrs. VIII Mansfield, j. III with lniantlie
paralysis.
Mrs. Elsie Woodcock has returned
from Wollaston. Mass, where she has
been spending several weeks with her
sister, Mrs. Ellen Pauly
Mr.. and Mrs. Louis Badord and Mrs
Ella kidder ii Montpelier spent sunday
at the home Of Il. +. Lane.
Mr. and Mis-, Henry I'atcheldcr have
moved from the Sanborn block INTO the
Perrin house on High street recently
vacated by Mr. and Mrs. Frank Worth
en-.
Mr. ana Mrs. William Stratton Of
Montprlicr spent Sunday with Mr. and
Mrs =. r. Leayitt
Charles Fuller Of Montpelier was in
town Thursday on business
MIR. and Mrs Ed lambkin spent last
Thursday in Montpelier.
Mrs. 4. NJ Cate and daughter Of
North Montpelier spent "Wednesday win
Mrs v A. RENTS
Al the rluruses recently held IN town.
Rev A. W. Hewitt was nominated a.
candidate for representative nv the Dem
oeratie party and Waldo Perkins a. can
didate Tor the Republican party.
Most of the schools in town we're
closed mart ~ last week. A. the teach.
or. were in ~ lohnsbury attending the
state teachrr.' convention.
Fred Curtis returned Monday from
Triton y. H.. where he hl- been ~ work
for several months
Nh. \ 4 Goadrieh Of Barre and Mrs.
Louise Ncvall " Fan River. Mass. vls-
ited Nr. a. y. Goodrich last week
Mis-. Naulc Batchclder requests that
10 books that have hccu borrowed from
ms Nall library % the congregational
,cst,, ~ returned Is her ~ We homo
M vi Tatcholder
Mis-. Dr.sie Bcatau ~ talbot Z. spend
ir, fpw weeks with Mr and Mrs. JACK
Ralston
M AMI Mr. Warren Fihcld spcnt
FRIDAY in Montpelier
Ah1H lo eounlc- attended The harvest
haW given Is che oprra house hsll last
"Wednesday evrnirn several couples ~
inr nre-eat from Montpelier Barre and
Warluirk
Nia. noris Kusun visited Nr and
,irs Prank Narsh ~ Vast Calais part -
last week
& Mr.. rrcrffr Hcan and Mrs Milford
Kiser and a-uehtar spent Thursdae ~
Hsa-e arf W0utralirr
Mes Va-.iira 1eusnu 1i nsue s-sn'
SUNDAY with Nir and Nr- Hans frrd
rist suu
at,ss rrstria Eeria~r -ha e tssah.
The Barre daily times. (Barre, Vt.) 1897-1959, 1914-10-20
GAYSVILI,E

Dr. and Mrs. V, II Eddy OF Bethel
nero visitors at d. + Gould's last FRI
lay
MIR. and Mrs. Don farrar Of Lyndon
vile spent last week az guests o. ms
mother. Mrs. katherine Farrar, anu M
sister. Mrs. Dana Grow.
Rev. r. H. Lapienr Who has been
boarding at this village has roms
AZ the home Of Mrs. Rufus smith.
MIR. and Mrs Carl Morgan q Little.
ION. \. H.. are guests Of her parents. Mr..
and Mrs. Ira ~ Smith.
Carl sleeper, teacher IN the grammar
department OF the village school At
tended the teachers convention IN -
Iohnsbury Thursday and Friday
DIR. and Mrs. +. G. Fletcher were week
The Barre daily times. (Barre, Vt.) 1897-1959, 1914-10-20
NORTH CALAIS

Mr.. and Mrs. T. 2. NalbrIdse OF Can
OF we're recent visitors at ]. :. Tabor :
Ada Cate and Ina Tabor were business
visitors in Cabot last "Wednesday
Charles Russ and Mrs. Laura Feich
were in Montpelier for the day satur'
dav.
Miss Margaret Converse OF Montpelier
seminar, called ON friends in this place
Friday and saturday.
Ths home mission met AZ Mrs Dean
Hollis ON Thursday afternoon he next
meeting will b. with Mrs. Ellie Lane
oct. -
The Barre daily times. (Barre, Vt.) 1897-1959, 1914-10-20
Mrs. George OF Manchester Quickly Re
lieved by Mayr's Wonderful
Remedy

Mrs. G. a. George of ls5 New Mast
road. Manchester y a., suffered Tor a
long time from disorders OF the stomach
and digestive tract There were nervous
complications. She sought relief IN
vain.
But NJ last she found Mayr- Wonder
ful stomach Remedy and with i quick
relief
Mrs George IN telling her experience
wrote
Your wonderful remedy 4 rightly
named ] have derived much benefit
from Il. must have more a. precau.
ton. have no "a. hrlciing Az the time
nov A. did and I don't have that
feeling II terror sll tie while for fear
shall have spell
The Barre daily times. (Barre, Vt.) 1897-1959, 1914-10-20

Thursday. Oct. %. Dinner will be served
at u o'clock and supper from TO $.
Mrs. Sarah Dewey from Montpelier Is
the guest OF Mr.. and Mrs. Orrin Kim
ball
Mr.. and Mrs. Charles Borwn from
Montpelier called on Mr.. and Mrs. W. A
Cooper Friday.
Many in this place were saddened 70
learn OF the death OF Mrs Henry Hogan,
which occurred last Friday morning. She
had been in very poor health for some
time,
Mrs. r. D. Erhardt has lett her sum
mer residence here tor her home in Bos-
ton.
The Barre daily times. (Barre, Vt.) 1897-1959, 1914-10-20

pelier called on Mrs NJ. NJ. Stiles last
week.
Mrs. Orin Kimbal and son, Gerry
were in Barre last Friday.
Mrs. A. :. Lbbey and Ella Ayers spent
last Tuesday in Northheld.
Mrs. George Parsons was in Montpelier
Saturday
Mrs George Moore visited his moth
er. Mrs Sarah Davis. several days last
week
Mrs Charles Leonard called on Mrs.
III. j. Warrington hast Thursday.
I.ct an remember the chickenpie sup.
pcr given by the ladies mid IN their hall
The Barre daily times. (Barre, Vt.) 1897-1959, 1914-10-20
WEST BERLIN

Mrs. Edith Coopcr from Springfield.
Mass. made short visit e. Mr. and
Ms ii a cooper. where her son. Mel
,in. Z visiting.
nr Hunt and his mother from Mont
The Barre daily times. (Barre, Vt.) 1897-1959, 1914-10-20
"GETS-IT," 2 Drops,
Corn Vanishes +!

The ONLY sure Endef Of All corns
D.srerpts. ere saa. oser tr5inr 20 Fe -
of rorns oaa asins - fs-uaulas under
n-s nanses. banaarss. vIaainF-.apes and cot
,on -4nqs thst nsase fst lHtis pactsrs o1t
n rolr -. oBn ranishine yosr fsss -
The Lakeland evening telegram. (Lakeland, Fla.) 1911-1922, 1914-11-04
WILD GEESE NEVER DIVORCE
Mating Of These Birds 10 Always for
Life, and Their Devotion to Each
Other Extreme.

We know nothing Of the courtship of
the wild geese, but we feel assured
that it must be a seemly and worthy
affair. Once mated. there is no fur
Their need for VOWS and protestations,
for the birds mate for life. Together
they unite in building the nest, but the
goose alone watches over the eggs,
while day and night the gander weaves
In all directions on water and on land
his trails Of watchfulness. according
to writer in the Atlantic Monthly.
Neither man nor beast may approach
without being fiercely and successfully
assailed, buffeted and routed by a re.
lentless attack with beak and wings.
This guardianship is trebled when
the new generation, helpless and de-
pendent, voices its first need for pro-
lection from the perils which encom-
pass and beset it. If. perchance. the
small family elects to remain on the
shore. the parents will circle around
and around the group Of golden COS.
lings, and II danger threatens from
any one direction the gander, by some
miracle Of strategy, will succeed in
placing himself at the one vulnerable
point in his entertainment.
His loyalty. astuteness and unset.
fishness are not to be found in those
unobservant folk who have presumed
to SANDER him. In swimming, the
strictest discipline is maintained. The
young form in single file, following
the mother, while the gander brings
up the rear. with eyes constantly
sweeping the whole range Of vision
His vigil is ceaseless and untiring
Such Is the life Of those two birds
who are mated in more than seq.
The Lakeland evening telegram. (Lakeland, Fla.) 1911-1922, 1914-11-04
NEW REDING0TE MODEL
MOST ATTRACTIVE COSTUME IN
VELVET AND FUR.
Designs Vary So Greatly That There
10 Little Danger Of This Style Be-
coming INSTRUMENTATION
Methods Of Trimming.

A wonderfully attractive redingote
model shown recently was made Of
velvet and fur trimmed. The plainness
of the shaped front was broken by
three or four plaits running horizontal.
ly toward the sides. A band of the
fur trimmed the sleeves, the wrist and
a high standing collar. A long line Of
the fur trimmed the front at the clos
ing. 1t ran from the neck to the hem,
and the redingote was fastened with
large metal buttons.
These redingotes are Of various de.
signs, so that there is no danger of the
style becoming monotonous in the way
of similar lines. Some coats, instead
of being fitted to the waist line, as the
old.time models, hang straight from
the shoulders. These are made more
picturesque by the draping of a scarf
round the hips, and one end is allowed
to hang down the side. Others are
simply semi-fitted with basque pep
lums attached at the sides and the
back. Again we see them with the
fashionable wide belt and q slightly
bloused upper portion that trespasses
dangerously on the Russian lines,
showing tendency Of fashion toward
those ideas.
There are various ways Of trimming
these. Some are simply ornamented
with large buttons, others show braid
ornaments, and again we see them
deliberately trimmed with fur. With.
out doubt, one will be perfectly safe
in combining silk and velvet and vel.
vet and cloth. The heavy materials
will more often be seen in the red.
ingote and the lighter goods in the
skirts. Hardly anything can be found
that will be prettier than velvets for
developing these long coats. The i'm.
portance Of fur as trimming for win.
ter garments must not be overlooked,
for almost every garment will boast of
touch Of this rich trimming.
! Materials this season are lovely.
Shops are showing imported as we'll
as domestic weaves, and those who
buy early will have quite as varied q
stock to select from as usual. It 10
the tardy buyer, who might otherwise
wait until later in order to get ad.
vanced ideas, who will be disappoint.
ed. The first shipment of autumn
and winter goods was made before
the outbreak Of the war in Europe. It
will be impossible for the second ship
ment to be brought over. and later
only domestic goods can be had. This,
however, will give home manufac-
turers a wonderful opportunity to
come to the fore, and II they are able
to stand the test America may shortly
stand first among those who give ma.
terials to the world.
The Lakeland evening telegram. (Lakeland, Fla.) 1911-1922, 1914-11-04
Their Busy Day,

A city man, who owing to business
deal was obliged to live for some
time IN a small railroad town, fire.
quently felt the need of excitement.
Once, when he was really depressed
with the monotony Of his life, he saw
wildly excited crowd gathered on a
vacant lot. Prominent citizens were
there hopping up and down, gesticulat.
ing and shouting. and he felt that the
unexpected had happened and some
thing was doing. He rushed to the
lot and gasped out: What's the mat.
teri" Matter" shouted a rampant
citizen. Matter? Why, we are 60
ing to hive a swarm Of bees."-The
Argonaut.
The Lakeland evening telegram. (Lakeland, Fla.) 1911-1922, 1914-11-04

Il opened up the shawl and took a
slant, but that didn't git me nothin'.
Il was Just red little plumber. like all
the rest of 'em at that age. and he was
easin' the same kind o. squeals out o
him that all OF 'em toss when they're
there with the appetite an nobody
around to fl things up for 'em.
"'Ffne.' says / to the Waterman
OF the department store. I am crazy
over this work: but what am ! s'posed
to do with it,
"'All you gotta do is to take him
10 the station house and buy fifteen
or twenty dollars worth O. perfectly
good milk and q bottle and q rubber
tube and some aprons and stun like
that, and jes' take care o. the little
Teller until somebody zephyrs along t
claim him.
Il didn't mind the watchman's kid
din, but II was new medicine. b'lieve
me, Z pack around a parcel that never
stopped bleatin' long enough for a guy
{ listen for a fiat-wheeled car, and to
stack up In front o. the Job O. car
ryin' that kind Of a prisoner jes IA
blocks { the station house, where I
happened to be hangin' my badge.
But, seem that the Waterman had
unloaded the package on me while I
wasn't lookin', went through with it.
There was a all-night drug store on
r.
and the gear Z ease milk into very
young systems, with a rubber thing
at the end to bite, and l fell fr the
hull outfit. It set me back a dollar
twenty to git bottle and fill it up and
rig the attachments so that the hol-
lerin' little piece O. wax could fasten
his face to it and get hisself quiet;
but 1t was worth the kale.
We'll, l turn the lost little duster
in at the desk and git receipt for
him and drill back TO the rear room to
pound the ear for my eight hours off.
when. just as I'm dublin along to the
doze thing. hear squeak out in the
front, at the sergeant's desk, that
sounds familiar.
Il sift quick into the buds and race
to the front O. the house, and there's
the matron, that had taken the little
red bundle from me when I come,
easin' the package into the arms O
! my wife, and the wife boohooin' out OF
her face, fit to make anybody married
to her offer all the coin he has In the
kick or ever expects to make II she'll
only quit 1t and wipe her eyes of with
the end Of apron.
yes. You win, DO! The kid was
mine. The wife, in checkin' him, had
gone of to another bargain counter
stampede and forgot to git back before
the store where the kid was anchored
closed up for the night.
"Hows that? It's wise zig that
knows its own father? Switch that
DO, and git right! It's wise father
that knows its own piece o. somethin
wrapped up in flannelette, and ever
when he does jerry up to 1t the best
he gifts, as l got, is the taught"
The Lakeland evening telegram. (Lakeland, Fla.) 1911-1922, 1914-11-04
A Reservist's REVENGE

Friend Ito returning traveler)-I
suppose you had some thrilling expe-
riences over in Europe?
Traveler-Yes; 1 was arrested as a
spy, and who do you suppose was
my captor-a waiter I once refused
a tip to over here. He recognized me
and barely escaped with my life
Boston Evening Transcript.