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The Wheeling intelligencer. [volume] (Wheeling, W. Va.) 1903-1961, 1914-08-08
DRUNK PICKED UP
pitisburaNsr arirgs Wei Goods % pry
Ten 80 ls pInched FOR over
Indulgence

william boyd of rIfeburrh. camc
f0 '... rIT yesterday afternoon. sus
frrIrr au rfarrrrafrf attack OF airo.
toIfs Wien found tT Odiccr WORKS
fnIr..ne around on me streets
I|tr Er HHH PLAYING mnrhfrr frr u.f1
D. Nr EeHrinr fHIr morning before
fnHEr fnrfnr
The Wheeling intelligencer. [volume] (Wheeling, W. Va.) 1903-1961, 1914-08-08
WHAT A HEADACHE
Mary sullivan Said TO Have Been
Badly Pitflieated and Mixed
In a Fight.

Mary Sullivan was arrested yester-
Gay evening on warrant by Squrre
RAIDER charged with assaulting and
biting Mrs. 5. Doyle The woman ar
rested was so drunk that ConstableI
Corrigan. who made the arrest. had to
carry her up the Jail stairs She will
be given a hearing this morning he.
fore Squire RAIDER.
The Wheeling intelligencer. [volume] (Wheeling, W. Va.) 1903-1961, 1914-08-08
ROB STORE
-Four EIn Grove Boys CHARGED Win
Taking stock From Cecil
hardware COMPANY

%. urp1i! sheriff william Green and
lnhn Marshall 7 cd Butler al EIm
Grove. yesterday arrested iona 49,.
fdu-inE in age from firhf fo fu.Ir.
lrfrs nn ihr charge 90 rrfsrfIrr fr.
'nrlI hardware store and fnE.r- /.
quantity uf guufr hrrurfInr f. -.
p1fir. hey entered tho .fnk .r.rf
o,lg't ana secured hrrn rI0.r.
several rounds uf HmraIrff.r. 49,.
Nash NEhfH. ulur uHfrHrn HF Er....
and number Of smaller articles nrrH
was FIvrn fur their arnfnrrnrrr rrf
rial VIII Do held thIs afternoon hrf.-.
squire SfIhrrf
The Wheeling intelligencer. [volume] (Wheeling, W. Va.) 1903-1961, 1914-08-08
WATER METERS TO GO; FLAT
RATE FOR ALL is THE MOTTO
ADVANCE FASHIONS
Velvet Wraps and Hats-Jets ard
Spanoies-Junlor Modes.


NkW YORK. Aug f.-Whlle dis.
porting themselves In the mountain
o. az the shore. people have time 10
plan ahead for AUTUMN outats- ana
few indeed are the women not Inter
ested In knowing how the sands are
running In the glass OF fashion Thev
are running backward with a ven.
Eeance just now. as the arrival Of the
basque and redinEote prove. and the
leading mode for next season will be
a rather close copy OF the "Moyen
Age" styles that Mere with ~ 40
many years back that IL h not wise
70 remember them II one Is sensitive
as 10 the passage OF time.
Like But Different.
All these revivals are like the orizi-
rails. but with a difference that brings
ITEM IN line with present tastes and
requirements. and as often remarked
they come IN gradually 50 that To tho
initiated they are seldom altogether
novel or unexpected Fitted baaquee
ere revived. but their hard lines are
made graceful by small side gathers
and they mt" loosely not after the
cid sausage type. while the loose
straight front line that has been with
US so long continues under All tho
irills and fripperies OF this fussy
period.
Velvet Wraps and Hats
The velvet capes. with their smart
striped Innings that have been sparing.
~ worn this season. will be more gen.
orally adopted in the Autumn. and the
same thing will be true Of the velvet
The Wheeling intelligencer. [volume] (Wheeling, W. Va.) 1903-1961, 1914-08-08

Tho summer si-I .r.. rr. 81. .Ia
spout
AnI Hrff.f. rH.Ih .H farIn.I.H ..H...
M 'I'. job. r.I.. .|r..| nU... .H.. .H......
IN. summer HIr.
IH"F rrIrtrri. H.r f.rn E.r f..fr .#
rHHrI
H'r ryga s' iumiuHHa. hrr eIns.rs
UHuf
Tho .harw of dainty r..f cod af.r.rr
Pc dominate. fIr ..rnU beyond = H.Hkf
"n L.. Hut iH CRITICS. H.r EIHfr a.rfrf
Eui aIirr nIl vhaf would 500 o. aIfr.
Ihr summer rIrIr
Counc Rockwell swain OBJ JUDGE
The Wheeling intelligencer. [volume] (Wheeling, W. Va.) 1903-1961, 1914-08-08

Mems Pure Silk Half Hose
OF the celebrated Onyx make.
most all the wanted colors,
double sole and toe and high
spliced heel, broken sizes of SOC
Socks Saturday at 33c a pair.
Mems Porosknit Union Suits.
short sleeves and ankle length
or no sleeves and knee lengths.
strictly FIRST quality Sl.OO Suits
Saturday at 79c a suit.
Scriven's Elastic-S Seam Union
Suits of fine cambria and mad
raS. sleeveless and knee length.
looSe-htting and cool, $3.50
kind Saturday at SLID
suit.
The Wheeling intelligencer. [volume] (Wheeling, W. Va.) 1903-1961, 1914-08-08

Iho IH.f cad rites over the remains
m fhr Tate benjamin Monroe will b.
held af the Grant Hotel on Main street
I'm charge 0f the local order Dr. ~ tf
infrrmcnt win follow In Nt
Mood cemetery
The Wheeling intelligencer. [volume] (Wheeling, W. Va.) 1903-1961, 1914-08-08
Obituary


Funeral services over the remains
uf thc late Annie p link were hold
yesterday az noon az the late resi-
denco. No. 30 Twenty street
IollowinE services intormcnt was in
West Alexander cemetery
The Wheeling intelligencer. [volume] (Wheeling, W. Va.) 1903-1961, 1914-08-08
STATE WIDE PRIMARY WILL Be
HELD IN OHIO TUES.
DAY
Estimated That 1900 Candidates Arc
IN Field-Fiaht for Belmont
County Commissioner Warm.

The FIRST battle Boz Ohio politics viii
Do STAGED Tuesday when ali the parties
WIZ determine The candidate who shall
% placed on tho ballots for the elec.
uou in November on that day tho
POLLS viii De open for me primary
The candidate in Ohio who are
running Tor office. II assembled TO-.
.'iher. would make good sized army
DO iH estimated that 5000 men BOB fnD
state are seeking political h0nOra
These include lll Tho offices FOR State
pu Iiiuuf iu addition fO United States
con IfIf. Cuugrr. rwru aud tk county
ticket. ln fhu state
Moro candidates have entered pol.
JUGS in Ohio thia year than Iu iho hIs.
.prf ni the state lu Belmont county
IN.re arc 80 candidate and whom mo
ruNF open Tuesday au che political
NtiL'" VIII have am opportunity fu
.NIIlT iIr question HH fD The rirhfa
ana claims OF The various candidates
p nose naWrF shall appear Ou the
ticket OFF Che coming faii election Tho
Republican and Democratic parties
nave The bulk of Tho candidate. the
socialists and Progressive having mo-
contests
Tho nrht Tor sheriff will doubtless
OCCUPY fHn rrrfrr of the stage for
both parties Tho Democrats have
'IFnf candidate and fhn republicans
.... and ans one candidate receiving
~. vote. aIII Dol assured oft hia nomi.
nation
The Wheeling intelligencer. [volume] (Wheeling, W. Va.) 1903-1961, 1914-08-08
MAKE CHANGES
ohio County's Asasssnsnt 10 Increased
NJ state Hoard Of Health
eST.ono.

In Increasing thc assessment IN this
county. tHr eiatC hnaru Of public works
BIAS compounded O. total increase I'D
$4,000. Tho total corporation Hrarra
mont for The year I.ff la fskEs. F9o 81
THE to o. added tn the real ana rrr.
HuulI property narceafufnfa returned nv
Assessor Nnnkt Several irlunrfsrrf
changes were made in the local coruor-
fI.nr Hr follows.
Corporation 1914 1914
The Wheeling intelligencer. [volume] (Wheeling, W. Va.) 1903-1961, 1914-08-08

In addition fD selecting their
party candidates for county offices.
belmont county voters win also
choose rruIt. rufHfirra f0 fnr General
.NwhIN OBJ. house OI representa-.
.f' and Tor HfHfr senator The bat
I" Tor cOmmissIonfr ia ono OF tho
feature. lu the Belmont county nj
The Wheeling intelligencer. [volume] (Wheeling, W. Va.) 1903-1961, 1914-08-08
CLEARANCE Prices on
~ Mems FURNISHINGS

CLEANUP prices on Mems Furnishings for the hot
weather will be feature of Saturdays selling at your
The Wheeling intelligencer. [volume] (Wheeling, W. Va.) 1903-1961, 1914-08-08

conno Ho,ke,li swain N Ials.
The Mobridge news. [volume] (Mobridge, Walworth Co., S.D.) 190?-1917, 1914-08-28
MAY NAME POLITICAL POPE
SITUATION is SIMILAR TO ONE
IN 1878.
Win Old World at War, Old Problem
Is at Hand-Requiem Masses for
Late Plus K.

Rome, Aug. 2~5.-ReQuiem masses
were celebrated in st. Peters and in
all the Catholic churches in Rome
Sunday. Thousands of persons visit
ed st. Peters to pay tribute before the
altar of confession under which the
body Of Pope Plus rests. The third
meeting Of the congregation of cardin-
ais was held, and the question of the
conclave for the election Of a new
pope was discussed. The coming con
claye will resemble that in 1878 which
elected Fope Leo. Europe had then
been disturbed by the Russo-Turkish
war, and the treaty CT San Stefani was
signed on the day Pope Leo was
crowned.
Again h nations are at warfare.
and it is believed that the present con
clave viii favor the election of a politi-
cal pope as did the ~conclave of 1878.
The elimination of cardinals, so that
the most probable candidates for the
papacy might be listed, has been und-
er consideration. 1t is hardly believed
possible that a foreign pope will be
chosen. This removes nineteen car
dinals from the candidacy and it is
also considered unlikely that the pom
tiff would be chosen from among the
cardinals over 20 years old, thus eli
minating twenty-five more. Finally
there are five cardinal deacons. who,
according to tradition, could never be
elected. Thus the choice would lie
among sixteen, some Of whom are be-
lieved to be obviously out of the Ques-
ton, leaving Cardinals Ferrari, Fer
rati, Maffi. Gasparri, Pompili, LIE Lai
and possibly one OF two others to Sc
lect from.
The Mobridge news. [volume] (Mobridge, Walworth Co., S.D.) 190?-1917, 1914-08-28
Ostend Again Frightened.

London, Aug. 25.-Ostend is again
frightened about the entry into the
city of the Germans. reports being
current there that they are determined
to capture all three wireless stations
on the Belgian coast and cut off com
munication with England. John Mac
kenzie, an Englishman. who had been
in Belgium for six weeks, came from
Ostend to London and said of the stu
alton there: When I left Ostend at
IL o'clock this morning the populace
was much frightened. The British
consul had departed and tourists had
been warned to leave
The Mobridge news. [volume] (Mobridge, Walworth Co., S.D.) 190?-1917, 1914-08-28
BELGIUM LOSS TOTALS 10000
Appalling Property Loss Not Hazard.
e~d-Poverty, Distress and
S%tagnation.

London, Aug. 25.-The Ostend cor
respondent of the Chronicle says that
Belgium's losses so far are estimated
at 10000 killed. No estimate Of the
appalling property loss has been haz-
arded by the officials.
Industry everywhere is at a stand
still. says the correspondent.
Not a single factory or coal pit in
the country has been operated in
three weeks and not a single penny
in wages has been received by the
men engaged in the staple activities
Of the nation since Aug. 1.
There is nothing but dire poverty.
distress and s%tagnation even in the
areas untouched by the fighting.
Provision for the feeding, housing
and other care Of refugees is being
pushed feverishly. More than 1000
refugees are herded in bathing cabins
along the beach and in various small
public buildings at Ostend.
The Mobridge news. [volume] (Mobridge, Walworth Co., S.D.) 190?-1917, 1914-08-28

London. Aug. ga report that AL.
bania is in a state Of anarchy and
that Prince William of Austria, who
assembled the throne only a short time
ago. has fed. has been sen to the
Daily Mail by its Venice correspond,
ent. 1t is stated that Prince William,
with his family, is now en- route to
Venice. The natives Of Albania are
reported as jealous and divided fr
OPINION. They are said to be agreed
only on two points. namely not 10 pay
taxes and to oppose CONSUMPTION.
The Mobridge news. [volume] (Mobridge, Walworth Co., S.D.) 190?-1917, 1914-08-28
Americans Abroad Get Money.

Washington, Aug. "a. - Arrange.
ments have been virtually completed
by the national board Of relief to
transfer to Americans In England the
total of all funds DEPOSITED to their
credit at the state and treasury de-
partments. Negotiations by cable led
to an announcement that the Bank of
England will make payments in gold
to Americans with proper. credentials
and that tssess"gayym ents Wifi Sc
drawn against deposits made with it's
branch In Canada.
The Mobridge news. [volume] (Mobridge, Walworth Co., S.D.) 190?-1917, 1914-08-28
Thinks Germany VIII Min.

New York, Aug. 25.-Count Won
Bernstorff. the German ambassador to
the United States, returned io.h.is, .asst.
of duty on the steamer Noordam and
gave GU n of the most authoritative
interviews yet expressed here on Ger
many's attitude toward the war. i..o-
many is bound to win in the end, ne
said: she is fighting because her cause
- 5ass-.oHF QTeaasted that Amsrseanss-
would come to regard the conflict in
this light. Italy. he believes, will not
permit herself to take side against
Germany
The Mobridge news. [volume] (Mobridge, Walworth Co., S.D.) 190?-1917, 1914-08-28
How Advance Is Made.


How Advance Is Made.
In the forward line of Russian Of
fenSive operations. four million men
are engaged. Immediately behind is
the second line, of equal strength.
The ear is directing personally the
first line.
An official telegram has been receiv.
ed telling of the hurried preparations
OF the defense OF Vienna against the
expected coming of the Russian forces.
WounGed Taken Into Interior.
Twenty thousand wounded soldiers,
wounded in the fight on the Drina,
have been taken to interior cities.
In East Prussia the advance Of the
Russian forces was marked Monday
with uniform success. The Germans
are in full retreat, hastily crossing to
the west bank Of the River A%ngerapp.
and the Russians hold the passage of
that river at Darkehmen.
Russians Monday occupied Sedan.
Johannesburg, Oltersburg and Willen-
berg.
Germans FIRE Town.
Inc are reported to have
evacuated Neidenberg after setting
fire to the town.
Fighting Of extraordinary f~erceness
has marked the Russian advance ev.
erywhere in East Prussia. The first
great battle lasted six DAYS and re-
suited in the flight of the German
forces before the overwhelming num-.
bers of the Russians.
Battle Extends 80 Miles.
The battle extended nearly thirty
miles on both sides Of the main rail.
way line from Eidtukhen westward.
The forces on both sides gradually in.
creased. The Germans at the last had
three entire army corps engaged. hav.
ing hastily called one corps from
Lyck. In addition the Germans have
ten landwehr brigades, a force totaling
100000 men with $50 guns.
The theater of battle in East Prus-
STA is n great field of Notifications.
Strongly Fortified Cities.
The incursion of large bodies Of Rus
sian troops into the German provinces
of east and west Prussia and their cap.
ture of important positions of Gumbin.
men and Insterburg bring them in front
of a series of more or less strongly
fortified German cities, placed STRAIT
egically to the east of the river Wis
tula and between it and the frontier.
The Mobridge news. [volume] (Mobridge, Walworth Co., S.D.) 190?-1917, 1914-08-28
German Vessel Clears U. S.

Philadelphia, Aug. 24.-Loaded to
the limit with coal and food supplies.
the North German Lloyd steamship
B~randenburg is steaming away bound
for Bergen, Norway. according to it's
clearance papers. The captain says
the Journey will require about two
months. Despite the protests of the
British ambassador in Washington.
who declared that the Brandenburg
Is an auxiliary Cruiser Of the CsSr0an
navy. local customs authorities grant.
ed the clearance papers.
The Mobridge news. [volume] (Mobridge, Walworth Co., S.D.) 190?-1917, 1914-08-28
EUROPEAN WAR SITUATION.

I. Germany wins great shree day
hattie at tharleroi forcing the
French and English troops to re-
tre"t into France. This report Is
borne out by an Official Paris state
nient admitting thnt the allies
plan of attack had failed and they
were fai,iE. back onto their first
covering line.
The killed and wounded in this
fierce lighting are said 10 Ou:num-
her those OF any battle known to
the d world. being SO stu
pendous rs to baffle the imngina-
ton.
The hniser's forces, estimated mt
2.OeO.OOO. rrc steadily pushing for
ward. having already secured u
firm footing on French soil while
the allies are reported To be throw
Ing n force of 1000 600 men be-
tween h invading leGiops and
Pnrtf I'm an attempt to block the
Onrush.
Three other victories arc also re-
ported I'm favor of the German
and have not been denied by the
allies.
\ Iispntch from Basel. Switzer-
IaD,l, declares that the Germans
hnNe re~cnptured Muelhausen In Al
Nnnrur. the strongly fortified Rel
rinn city. II report:i to have follen
before the Germnns' assault.
Eight million Russians are oper-
aftng against the German and Aus
trim frontiers. In the forward line
81 4.ooO,OOS men In cznr, personally
directing.
Hrsf .rent battle I'm East Prussia
lasted ak days and that the Ger
mans were put Ia flight. Twenty
thousand Austrinns wounded In
fight ON the Drinn.
Hurried preparations made for
the defense of Vienna against the
expected coming of the Russian
forces.
French International law cxpert
decides that h purchase Of Ger
Wno ships by America wOuId be n
violation Of neutrality.
h COMPARTMENT "f TsinE-Tnu.
the capital Of kiaO-Chow. the Ger
man ~OrOtectOrRte In China. IL re-
ported to have commences The
warshtps cf JRVan. Great Britain.
France md Russia are declared to
have Joined together In this move
ment ON Tsinr-Tru.
naval battle betwee, British
md GermRn wa-sh'us In the Far
East - r""Orted AT Toxic, hut lacks
cO-T ,~"oftOp.
Bci"ted reports by way "f vari-
o"s frontier points sny
claim decisive victories I'm the In
itfal fighting and profess suprer,e
"nHceu" that the defense Of the
allies Will be overcome.
JnDan fOrmelly declares war on
when no reply ~ received
"a her ulttWntuU' at e~yutratf0U Of
the time limit. The Toxic govern
mrnf. following an imperi.l 20
script. orders the ~ODeutnr OF hostiI-
ities Mt orce on land and sea.
An open rupture In Diplomatic re-
lRttOps between Italy mud Austria
~ hourly expected. Paris md NAL
tn rcUorts eve predict TIM italy
will declare war ON Austrta within
n Few DAYS. italy Inns ordered her
troops mohiiizcd ny Aug. -.
Servi"n victory Ov~~ the Austriaus
Drtna river the Aust-ian c~RsuoIti~s
were between 2O.OOO md cs 200
while 10000 prisoners were taken.
The lighting lasted three devs.
The SerNian artillery did ~~~cttve
work U~nirst the enemy. Nlsh de-
c,ares OTici'lly that q part ~ the
Servtru army has Invaded Dosnt.
and that another battle IL expected
soon.
The Mobridge news. [volume] (Mobridge, Walworth Co., S.D.) 190?-1917, 1914-08-28
DEATH IS QUESTION OF HOURS
Condition ct Emperor Francis Joseph
Austrian Ruler, Expected to Cause
End at Any Time.

London. Aug. 25.-A COPENHAGEN
dispatch to the Exchange Telegraph
company dated Aug. "a says:
The condition of Emperor Francis
Joseph of Austria, according to tele-
grams. is much worse. His death is
a question of hours
The Mobridge news. [volume] (Mobridge, Walworth Co., S.D.) 190?-1917, 1914-08-28

: A South American tribe has been
discovered that is afraid Of money.
Further explorations may divulse a
people so uncivilized that they
vouldn't even buy a gold brick.
The Mobridge news. [volume] (Mobridge, Walworth Co., S.D.) 190?-1917, 1914-08-28

That reformer who would compel
every single lady who lavished her
love on a poodle to get married spoke
thoughtlessly. Does he want the men
to lead a dogs life?
The Mobridge news. [volume] (Mobridge, Walworth Co., S.D.) 190?-1917, 1914-08-28

Patent has been granted for an at.
tachment to rowboats to be operated
by cranks. The seasons rowboat &C.
cident total attests a present suff-
cheney OF cranks and careless people
operating boats.
The Mobridge news. [volume] (Mobridge, Walworth Co., S.D.) 190?-1917, 1914-08-28

The government has completed a
census of the robin bird family. 1t is
\ 0Jo0o. 900 strong and stnA hatsAing.
That is a good showing in view Of
pussy's appetite for baby robins
The Mobridge news. [volume] (Mobridge, Walworth Co., S.D.) 190?-1917, 1914-08-28
Minnesotans to Sail Sept. 10.

Washington, Aug. ga letter re-
ceived from Representative Halvor
STEVENSON, of Minnesota, saws that
he and Mrs. STEVENSON will leave Lon
don, Sept. 10. sailing on the White
Star steamer Baltic.
The Mobridge news. [volume] (Mobridge, Walworth Co., S.D.) 190?-1917, 1914-08-28

Think OF It: No snow to shovel no
to feed, no ashes to carry out,
no hot water bottles, no icy pavements
and still some persons kick about
the weather.
The Mobridge news. [volume] (Mobridge, Walworth Co., S.D.) 190?-1917, 1914-08-28

As for the discussion about the first
heavier-than-air machine somebody
should put forward the claims OF this
lttle-known planet Of ours.
The Mobridge news. [volume] (Mobridge, Walworth Co., S.D.) 190?-1917, 1914-08-28

Since Gabriel D'Annunzio attributes
his badness to an unfortunate dress
Ing OF corn killer, one wonders what
would happen il he applied a hair
restorer to his toes.
The Mobridge news. [volume] (Mobridge, Walworth Co., S.D.) 190?-1917, 1914-08-28

Doctor Osler says everybody is
slightly tuberculous. On the other
hand there are a good many people
who are slightly demented.
The Mobridge news. [volume] (Mobridge, Walworth Co., S.D.) 190?-1917, 1914-08-28

1t has been figured out that $50 at
compound interest will amount to S15,-
O0O. 600 by 2254. II you don't believe
II, try 1t.
The Mobridge news. [volume] (Mobridge, Walworth Co., S.D.) 190?-1917, 1914-08-28

An educator says the study Of alge-
bra causes girls to lose their souls.
The country seems to be full of ''edu-
Gators who air foolish opinions.
The Mobridge news. [volume] (Mobridge, Walworth Co., S.D.) 190?-1917, 1914-08-28

The paper said 100 chickens were
burned alive. A bystander gave it as
his opinion that they had been burned
dead.
The Mobridge news. [volume] (Mobridge, Walworth Co., S.D.) 190?-1917, 1914-08-28

History does not tell is whether the
man who first said. Marriage is a lot
terry" felt that he had won the cap
ital prize.
The Mobridge news. [volume] (Mobridge, Walworth Co., S.D.) 190?-1917, 1914-08-28

The doctor told his patient that a
little change would do him good. and
gave him back so cents out of a $40
bill.
The Mobridge news. [volume] (Mobridge, Walworth Co., S.D.) 190?-1917, 1914-08-28

When a mans train is one day late
In bringing him home from a pleasant
vacation he hardly ever sues the rail-
road company.
The Mobridge news. [volume] (Mobridge, Walworth Co., S.D.) 190?-1917, 1914-08-28

Bubonic plague is not reaping a har-
vest OF human lives, but rats are suf-
fering by the tens OF thousands.
The Mobridge news. [volume] (Mobridge, Walworth Co., S.D.) 190?-1917, 1914-08-28

The man whose aspiration IL etrong
enough doesn't mind a little perspira-
ton in order 10 reach his goal.
The Mobridge news. [volume] (Mobridge, Walworth Co., S.D.) 190?-1917, 1914-08-28

Loose talk OF all kinds should have
been choked a-bCrning.
The Mobridge news. [volume] (Mobridge, Walworth Co., S.D.) 190?-1917, 1914-08-28

The a~lienists who declare that
everybody is going crazy. probably
formed that conclusion at a baseball
park.
The Mobridge news. [volume] (Mobridge, Walworth Co., S.D.) 190?-1917, 1914-08-28

A Pay Your Debts day would be
a good thing, too.
The Mobridge news. [volume] (Mobridge, Walworth Co., S.D.) 190?-1917, 1914-08-28

There is going to be war after all.
Several states are waging battles
against hog cholera.
The Mobridge news. [volume] (Mobridge, Walworth Co., S.D.) 190?-1917, 1914-08-28

TO make fly swatting entirely agree
able there Is needed a brand of non
explosive flies.
The Mobridge news. [volume] (Mobridge, Walworth Co., S.D.) 190?-1917, 1914-08-28

Judging by the fashions, there must
be an unparalleled demand for sun
burn remedies this summer.
The Mobridge news. [volume] (Mobridge, Walworth Co., S.D.) 190?-1917, 1914-08-28

A vacation IS all right, but we don't
suppose anybody ever wanted two in
one summer.
The Mobridge news. [volume] (Mobridge, Walworth Co., S.D.) 190?-1917, 1914-08-28

burst an artery, which is better than
letting them harden.
The Mobridge news. [volume] (Mobridge, Walworth Co., S.D.) 190?-1917, 1914-08-28

A German physician says no face is
physically perfect. There is one man
who never had a sweetheart.
The Mobridge news. [volume] (Mobridge, Walworth Co., S.D.) 190?-1917, 1914-08-28

Charleston brags on her fig trees,
but says never a word about her ser
penis.
The Mobridge news. [volume] (Mobridge, Walworth Co., S.D.) 190?-1917, 1914-08-28

1t Is a corking good idea to keep
your viaIs of wrath sealed.
The Mobridge news. [volume] (Mobridge, Walworth Co., S.D.) 190?-1917, 1914-08-28

"Icebergs still a menace Lead US
TO EN-,
The Mobridge news. [volume] (Mobridge, Walworth Co., S.D.) 190?-1917, 1914-08-28

We have known people who waited
on dead mems shoes TO die first.