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Western Carolina Democrat and French Broad hustler. [volume] (Hendersonville, N.C.) 1913-1915, 1914-02-12
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Restored Hope and Confidence.

After several years of indigestion
and its attendant evil influence on the
mind, it is not very surprising that
one finally loses faith in things gem
orally.
A N. Y. woman writes an interesting
letter. She says:
Three years ago / suffered from an
attack Of perttonitis which left me In
q most miserable condition. For over
two years I suffered from nervousness,
weak heart, shortness Of breath, could
not sleep, etc.
MY appetite was ravenous but !
felt starved all the time. / had plenty
of food but it did not nourish me be-
cause Of Intestinal Indigestion. Medl-
cal treatment did not seem to help. I
got discouraged, stopped medicine and
did not care much whether / lived or
died.
"one day a friend asked me why /
didn't try Grape-Nuts feed, stop drink
ing conee and use Postum. I had lost
faith IN everything, but to please my
friend / began to use both and soon
became very fond Of them.
TT wasn't long before ! got some
strength. felt a decided change In my
system, hope sprang up In my heart
and slowly but surely I got better. ]
could sleep very wei, the constant
craving for food ceased and / have
better health now than before the At
tack of peritonitis.
NY husband and ! are stTl using
Gfape-Nuts and Postum.
Name given by Postum Co, Battle
Creek Mich Read @The Road to Well
ptlIes ia pkga. There's 8 Reason"
EpeKread the above letter. Al new
sme appears from f1me to time. They
are genuine, hpueS and fuM OF huma
Western Carolina Democrat and French Broad hustler. [volume] (Hendersonville, N.C.) 1913-1915, 1914-02-12
Knew What Would Happen.

Lovely weather. isn't it? A lady
whom we know went to see the doctor
yesterday.
"Well, how are you today?" said the
physician ch~eerfully.
Well, doctor" she replied, "the
cold I caught Tuesday is a little bet
ter, thanks to your prescription. But
the one / caught Thursday Is much
worse. The thing I called to see you
for, however, is tho severe cold I
caught last night"
The doctor sat down and wrote q
long line Of hieroglyphics.
Here" he said, "is something for
the one you catch this evening with
that y-neck and those skmp skirts
Good afternoon!"
Western Carolina Democrat and French Broad hustler. [volume] (Hendersonville, N.C.) 1913-1915, 1914-02-12

nufry
play it?'' he inquired. ~reverting to the
atrical slang OF that street he had
loved and lost SO much ON.
'sWhy, it's the biggest cinch In the
world" said Wallace: "H this plant
showed the profit they say it did. last
year. I'll bet you that
He was interrupted by the ringing
OF the telephone.
'Rn answer it." said he.
You want to do everything don't
your" said Broadway ~peevishly.
It was the long-distance cali for which
Wallace had some time before LEFT or
Fders. He gave q hurried, waning
glance at all Of them as soon as he
had heard the voice which came to
him along the wire.
Hello, guvnor," he replied. "Hellot
Hellol Yes; / called you up
sgm up herein Connecticut
Western Carolina Democrat and French Broad hustler. [volume] (Hendersonville, N.C.) 1913-1915, 1914-02-12
RuR-MY-IlSM

Will cure your Rheumatism and ed
kinds Of aches and pains-NeuralgiA
Cramps, Collie, Sprains, Bruises, CUT,
Old Sores, Burns. etc. Antiseptle
Anodyne. Price 25c.-Ady.
Western Carolina Democrat and French Broad hustler. [volume] (Hendersonville, N.C.) 1913-1915, 1914-02-12
Paw Know Everxthlnn,

Wfllie-Paw. what is q piece de 70
gistance2
Paw-A steak after your mother
gets through frying it. my son
Maw-You go to bed, Willie.
Western Carolina Democrat and French Broad hustler. [volume] (Hendersonville, N.C.) 1913-1915, 1914-02-12

An opportunity is a good BIT like .
wasp. 1t takes a lot Of experience "a
know how to grasp it without getting
stung.
Western Carolina Democrat and French Broad hustler. [volume] (Hendersonville, N.C.) 1913-1915, 1914-02-12
Overheard

Katherine has such a taking way
I wish she had a way of bringing
back."-Boston Evening Transcript
Western Carolina Democrat and French Broad hustler. [volume] (Hendersonville, N.C.) 1913-1915, 1914-02-12
OnIv one "BROMO OUININED

mat is LAXATIVE BRoMo oUIN1NA Look -
shestgnature Of r. W.GROVH Cures . Cold
Day. Cures Grtp1n Two Days. 26c.
Arizona republican., 1914-05-03
LITTLE JAMES
Concerning Senor Carranza's Misunderstanding oi
 the Mediation Program)

Tn south Amerrl Ambassy doors rites to Mister CrAnzy an Us an President Wilson an Mister OBrien an Whertys soin Hold Me dia shun Festiye an thought it'd be Nice if you'd Go along. We'll be glad make Place you We're tryin to make Suxess of it. We're goin it Dffrunt an Bigger'n any Mediashun Festlvlc held, tn More Fokes git it tn Bigger itll be
 Mister Cranzy rites an Replize: "Shure, I'll be glad to go along. I'm strong fer MediashUn with this here Wherty. I trIin' to hold Mediashun vt him fer more'n d Yeer but cuddent never git within moren 1000 miles him Hope 'at u' Mcdiashun be SuNessfle an it will be il you Work it rite, but you'll find it won't he snap to Pas sify Wherty an theI's only way do it. Iii do what l to Help.
 few days after Mister Cranzy acceps this In vitashun to tn Mediashun Festivle he gifts anuther letter from tn south Amerrycan Peece Comnitty which Us Mediators has jst took tn First Step. We called what's called q Troos. if you heerd of it, an Whertl an President Wilson an Mister Briens quit Fitin' We wisht you'd send Word to your Colsty ytooshlists down about Tam peello an tell em about this here Trcos. Tn Prep pyrashuns fer Peece CarniVle is comin on Fine.
 Cranzy replize an sez: T don't think jist Understood wun anuther when l agreed to take Part in h' Mediashun Carnive. thought at tn of tn Medaters goin Hold Wherty while finsllt Lickin him Tn More | think about it. tn more l don't gess attend this here Carni- yle none can't afford let Plasure lnterfeIr with Bizness.
 This Mediashun an't Reely of my Afairs nohow It's between Wherty an tn United States Wherty didn't Insult my Flag moren did his h. Sos at tn More think about it tn More cant see nothn' fer an WhertY to Mediate a,out speshly got him tn Run. 1 Hereby send you my Kesienashuu from tn C;trnivle Manidsement but wish you Good Luck an hope at you'll be able 10 Keep Wherty bizzv Mediatn' fer tn next Few weex an be keerfle at you don't let him git away.
 LITTLE JAMES.
Arizona republican., 1914-05-03
Good Times Ahead

All over the country there has been for some
 time period of slight dullness without depression. There has been no sign of a panic Noth- ing has happened and, apparently nothing could happen to perturb general conditions. There nothing more than cessation of activity in quarters, an of waiting People wanted to what would result from the operation of the reney act That was not unnatural. There he redistribution of capital throughout the country That the effect of it would be beneficial ccr- tain but the extent of the benefit could be $ easily sauged If il had been proclaimed that certain date every man, woman and child in the United States would come into possession SD" in gold, We should witness preceding period of inactivity Things necessarily to standstill the ere of change, whether it is believed that the change is be the better the worse.
 The operation of the currency act will be gin August | It will he welcomed II sumed that in those sections of the country where there may be lack ot capital for the transaction of business there will be plenty then; that those communities part If whose is tied up in bonds and securities, may convert them into work ing cash that the immobe wealth Of farmers may be turned into money needed for extension and de velopment
 Not only is it expected that the will directly bring about all this. An indirect result will be the turning loose money which is now being held pending the setting of the act into operation.
 The Salt River Valley has shared to some extent the prevailing inactivity of the country, but il is in motion again waiting for the currency act Business real have lately observed flowing movement along money channels, trace able to the movement of farm proIncts By the time the whole country s motion again. say by August | il will h. found that the Salt River Valley has taken a running
Arizona republican., 1914-05-03
LATIN ARGUMENT
CSdn Francisco Argonaut)

There is something most refreshing to the colder northern races the eXcitabIe and volatile Latins. said George Hanln. We had delight fm exhibition of this quality when We first reached Milan We entered cafe celebrated much for tht artists who frequent it as its excellent cuisine and had barely given order when our attention was attracted q nearby table. where two diners Were engaged in what was evidently very serious discussion.
 At that time linguistic accomplishments were limited to Mark Twain's famous 'Quanta costa2 -Troppo caro, with additional phras.. or two thrown in. all of which inadeuiat. to inrayeI any clew to the earnest conversation opposite.
 Presently the voice grew louder and more pas sonate, and the two men looked positively violent as they half rose from their seats and glared at each other furiously across the table We became decid- edly uneasy Nendettas. stiettos and such Italian aTpurtenahces are all picturesque enough in grand opera but did not care to have our dinner punc- tuated with deeds carnage
 Tn the meantime all the other diners had stopped eating and gazing with interest toward the scene of altercation. Gradually they abandoned their dinners altogether and to take sides with the dsputants Even the walters forsook their posts, and attached themselves side or the other Surely. thought anXiously. this quarrel must involve the honor of the whole nation
 By this time the din fearful A scorj. or more of excited shouting at each other across the small table brandishing furious fists in each others faces and looking like bloodshed and murder. our soup cooled untasted before us; aH appetite had vanished. We felt d desperate convc- uoh that d massacre was at hand and our minutes numbered.
 Finally, one of the crowd pounded the table vigorously and yelled some noises which sounded like d pack of firecrackers exploding There Was an instants silence and then the whole lot of theIn walters and all, boted out of the front door.
 We breathed an immeasureabe relief, At least the of slaughter transferred and skins safe. Just then waiter reluctantly return cd though he made it plain that his duty decided bore
 Was it a feud?-a vendetta? asked-and can't the police stop them before they kill each other?'
 And the waiter replied his peculiar brand of En giish Tt be onlee that they which be the shortest road La Scala and half they go way and half they go the other, to make prove.
Arizona republican., 1914-05-03
ARCHITECTURE OF THE SElJUKS
(Helen McAfee in Yale Keview)

tfteitn MCAtce lu ! ale ttNleWb
 In design in f'lence. we'll in and wood the Selju1s attained refinement and effectiveness. Nothing could be more refined for instance. than the exquisite flower borders the marble portal of the karatai Mosque more bold than the splendid} decorative treatment in faence of tn" koanic inscription, the famous pat fern. on its dome. This KaIatat Mosque or more properly medressen- doublc-starred bl l}aeleker as it deserves to beis perhaps the iiucs them alI Indeed il is beautiful hat hopes the prayer of donor. inscribed over tho door. has been answered. May God forgive his sins who made this mosque flower" It i- a little hard decide which of the other Seljukian huiljings to put down next to the karatai. Personally. ! should be in clined to give second place lu the Indie Mosque
 it's great sandstone portal indescrihaby impressive, with broad bands of Arabic inscription and strik- ing reiefs of fruit and vegetation. and also for he baseof its nnaret decorated with i;tienCe-unfor- tunatey there iS only base. itself of the wonders Koni;t for it's loftiness and slender grace. thrown down few wears by earthquake And after the Indie Mosque tune and the style Its portal is less rich. but interior is richer carvings tiles And then the Sirtscheli, built around open court ue-mosacs, particularly the deep night" blue ones of the great niche looking ali the gorgeous being doors. Nor is the mosque of Ala- eddin himself be forgotten with its fifty ancient columns, and its very old rugs Then there the smaller buildings. many of them well worth ing-like the so-call"d Ava Sophia veneered with richly carved marble. with quaint little wooden doors whose lovely designs have almost effaced by time and weather; the open tomb of Shek Sadr eddin whose doors finer and richer have for tunatey been put under Indeed, when it tomhs, the most lndefatigablc tourist will find Konia hard exhaust
Arizona republican., 1914-05-03
An Expiring Life Sentence

A movement under WAY in kentucKy to cure the pardon of Henry E. Youtsev who is ser1- ing life sentence in the penitentary for comphcitY in the murder of Governor William Goebel fifteen years ago Whether Youtsey actually guilty or need not be considered since that question has not been raised by those who are working for hs pardon. The claim is not made that he was inno- cent. It is argued that he has serve long enough the is pointed to that he is the head of the prison Y. M. C. A and is altogether 2 model char It is further argued iii his behalf that all lie other who were convicted of a part in the mur- der Goe5el have either been pardoned or are dead
 As to the present moral standing of Youtsey or his apparent moral standing, that is no reason why he should be pardoned It cannot be said that he has reformed. for, as We recolect, 1outsey was man of good standing before the murder of when he convicted. He and Powers and Howard ana all who accused of participation in the mur- derous conspiraey like the conspirators against Caesar all honorable men There is there tore. for believing that if Youtsey was guilty that crime, in like circumstances he would not commit like crime
 We again dsclaim any discussion of the guilt or innocence Youtsey, but we contend that no reason has been given why he should be pardoned at this time any other time before the expira- ton of his sentence by death, according to the de cree of the
 It is the belief though that he will be pardoned and that his will furnish another conspicuous argument favor of capital punishment. whose advocates contend, among other things tbat any other form of punishment is uncertain loutsey has served thirteen of his life sen ence anu that far longer tran the average life sentence in ,his country.
Arizona republican., 1914-05-03
Why is It Permitted?

It is incomprehensible that such proceedings ss the socialists and anarchists carving on in New York in relation to the Colorado strike can take place in a community supposed be under law 4nG order Whatever may be the causes of the strike; whoever may be blame. there can be no for permitting such scatter brains as Upton Sinclair and d lot of foolish women to clutter up the sidewalks and impede traffic with their mourn CTS procession. still less excuse is there for per hitting avowed anarchists and convicted telons like Berkman make public speeches advocating and threatening personal violence
 If such demonstrations could be of any service if they could result in amcable adjustment of th. dispute in the troubled district would he in holding permitting them But that there should be any beneficial results was probably not contemplated by the silly Snclairs and their kind. and certainly such a result Was net contemplated cr desired ny anarchist Berkman.
 The disorderly movement precipitated only for dsorderly purposes It the embracing of opportunity for protest against society as it k now organized. Society is always in need ot reorganization being constantly reorganzed tut that is not to be done by jerks and violence
 The demonstr;,nts included beside the silly Sin ctirs and the anarchists. group Of English sui frsgettes and members the ant-m:arst league feminist the government" One thing wanting make the demonstration complete the presence 0 Haywood the l. W. W leader and exhibition bono throwing.
 The Colorado strike. with it's violence and kill ings is deplorsble affair. Undoubtedly at the bottom 0 it is the greed 0 the owners. But if the state ot Colorado capable o hand ling the situation great government the Unitei States capable, and it has already undertaken it The vicious, impractical dnd ignorant clements whi,h ;re ptradine in New York make the task of restoI- ing order difficult by exciting the still more vicious impractical and ignorant They make more difficult the removal of tho causes which precpi- such disturbances
 That Mir. Sinclair sincere and sym pathizer with those who struggle fof Livelihood and that h. has done much of the amelioraton oi the working classes the large cities appreciated It is, therefore, the be regretted that Ee has allowed himself this ment which result only in harm.
Arizona republican., 1914-05-03
COURTiNG. SPANISH STYLE
CenturY1


 When he is admitted within his doom is sealed. if that is proper expression in connection with senorita of ravishins eyes and hair. once he has become visitor inside the great Iort-he doors he is expected declare his intention and to stick it. Even then there sentimental rambes for him and his senorita under the palms of the pato there whispered ersatiops full of sweet maudln monotOny.
 lie sits in d rocking chair that pain fully straight ranged down the middle of the room His senorita sits in one in similarly straight row opposite. The pf the is occupied by the senor father and the senora mother and the and the senOiitas sisters. and all the rest of the household. For hour or two hours they rock at each other and speak noble polteneSs
 Then the senor father begins to indicate, very much as senor fathers sometimes do in the United States that he would lay the parental head on the pillow The lover picks his hat from the stone floor and rises The senorita sweetheart smiles sweetly at him her fan The senor father and the sonora mother say graciously:
 "Adios Don Enrique. It was for us much pleas ure' and Don Enrique says:
 Much thanks It is hoped that one may have the pleasure extreme Of arriving again some even ing
 Some evening is the next evening in the same rocking chair.
Arizona republican., 1914-05-03
The Uncertain Peace Program

What will result from the Mexican peace par Ieys to bring end state of which We are informed does exist. and where they are likely 10 be held and according to what program, has never been stated So far as the public at large knows nothing has been conveyed in the exchanges on the subject of mediation except good wishes But it is rumored that this government will insist upon the elimination Huerta, something 1t has desired and more less strenuously insisted upon for year more.
 Inasmuch tine negotiations are to be con ducted between this government and Huerta, it would
Arizona republican., 1914-05-03
HIS METHOD

Truth is stranger than fiction
 That is why ! give my wife fiction Shell barely believe that.t-kansas City Journal
Arizona republican., 1914-05-03
=l Arizona Republicans Editorial Page l=J|

pe asking good deal by either party the other to efface itself and peaceful request of that and effect would be expected be productive of great results If government is and has been insistent upon that, il would have made more r;,piG headway by proceeding directly from Vera Cruz t. Mexico City.
 All persons will agree .hat the elimination of Huerta is desirable. but many persons believe. that that is all that is desirable There are many other things in Mexico that will to be elinl- mated before the dream altluistS will come. true. We will have eliminate d good deal of bar harism both sides. something that would not be affected at all by the elimination of Huertu
Arizona republican., 1914-05-03
NOT A SQUARE DEAL

Miss Mason explaining her Sunday school class the lesson the day. the subject being the tares and the wheat
 Now remember, children, the tares represent the bad people and the wheat the good ones.
 Why Miss Mason" acclaimed rosy checked boy. who had been listening through the lesson with deep interest. Did you say the the bad folks wheat the good ones?"
 Yes James, replied the teacher. pleased at the lads interest
 Well. that's funny, l think remarked the mat ter child Its the wheat that gets thIashed; the tares don't. - From the Country Gentleman.
Arizona republican., 1914-05-03

l suppose the perfection of discre- tion is to be discreet without showing the machinery
 Mrs. George Wemvss.
Arizona republican., 1914-05-03
HIS POSITION

What position does Jones hold in the a,ri- ronial firm since the baby came?
 "l ina zine from the hints he drops that he is flnnrMAlkor.
Arizona republican., 1914-05-03
A MINOR POET

Mistress What? Broken of my china fig ures? The Goethe, l suppose
 Gretchen-No, ma'am; only the Scher-Flie-
Arizona republican., 1914-05-03
LITERAL PROOF

You don't know how to buy a good pair of shoes John
 T I don't, dear; I always put my foot in it.
Arizona republican., 1914-05-03
VERY SIMILAR

The autos like a lot of men This tale yCu cant refute- Because it always blows its horn. When it goes on d toot
 Los Angeles Express The autos like a lot of men, And ele lot of boys: The smallest and the worthless ones Off make the ioudest noise.
 Youngstown Telegram.
Atlanta Georgian. [volume] (Atlanta, Ga.) 1912-1939, 1914-03-25
slruATIoNs WANTED MALI.


SITUATION WANTED as foreman or
would accept any position where there
Is Dhanc. Of advancement Have han
dicd men white and coloredJ Twelve
years Am not a mechanic, but am
handy Have worked around machinery
ten 10 twelve years. Address j., Box
9l4. care Georgian.
HIGH-CLASS office man u executive
ability would consider temporary pc
s,tiou substituting or otherwise for next
four months Address T. y. Box 1914,
CITY
EEGISTEI{ED druggist wants position
q once. Small town preferred Mod 2
o-t galarN Good references. Address
Worker BOX 100, care Georgian.
WANTED Young man steno- bookkeep-
or and shipping clerk wants position;
salary to begin no object II chance FOR
Advancement W., Box $685. care Geor-
E'dA
Wanted Position BY licensed drug
glst, twelve years experience Ad-
dress J. g.. BOX ), care Georgian.
WANTED Position as porter or jani-
tor would drive and butler for a good
family. no druntard can furnish best
references az 10 last employment APP
Ely Maple street. Atlanta.
WANTED. Position by sober, udustri-
ous Young man age H. Educated
Employed at present Address o.. Box
llt, care Georgian.
EXPERIENCED Job and al printer
wlgres permanent posltlon on weekly
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salary Answer qujck J. W I,Oyd
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pner desires change Address l.. b..
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office man or collector, desires posi-
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MAN, -, Of personality, with ability