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Newark evening star and Newark advertiser. [volume] (Newark, N.J.) 1909-1916, 1914-08-07
WORLDS MARK FOR
MAC DONALD SMITH
Oakmont Professional Golfer
Wins Metropolitan Open Title
/ With Total of 27S.

HARTSDALE. Aug. with the
worlds record breaking total OF 2IS
for seventytw two holes of champion
ship golf, Macdonald Smith, of oak
mont. brother of Alex Smith, of
Wykagle, former champion, won the
open championship of the Metropoli-
tan Golf Association at the Scarsdale
Golf and Country Club yesterday
Prior to Smiths sensational perform
ance the best championship total
over a seventy two-hole route was
credited to Harry Vardon, when he
made 279 in the German open three
years ago.
Until the last round Jack Hutchin-
son, Allegheny, looked reasonably
certain of getting second money but
Will McFarlane, of Baltimore, man
aged to pass the Allegheny pro"
MacFarlane finished second with 2S7,
a stroke better than Hutchinson.
The prize awards were as follows;
First. Smith, a gold medal and $3.50;
second, MacFarlane, 500; third,
Hutchinson, SIS; fourth, Jack Ho-
bens, Englewood, $50; fifth and sixth,
$35 each to Jack Bowling, Scarsdale,
and James Maiden, Nassau; seventh,
Louis Teller, Canoe Brook, $40;
eighth, Robert Andrew, New Haven,
$40. In addition to this, Smith won
special $40 award for making the best
morning score, 49, and Maiden gath
cred in a similar amount in the aft
ernoon with his So. These two also
split $40 for having the best days
score, 141.
Jack Hobens, the Englewood pro-
fessional, was the best New Jersey
golfer In the tournament. Hobens,
who finished in fourth place, had
score of 293. Louis Teller, the
French professional representing the
Canoe Brook Club, had a 295 that
gave him seventh place. David Hun
ter, of Essex county, had a 299, and
was just outside the money. Elmer
w. Loving, Arcola, was tied with
Hunter, while C. H. Hoffner Atlantic
City, and David Honeyman, Forest
Hill, were next with 300. Tom An
derson, of Montclair. and Oswald
Kirkby, of Englewood, the New Jer-
sey amateur champion, were even at
304. Kirkby had the best amateur
score in the tourney. Joe Mitchell,
the Upper Montclair PRO" had 305
score, while George Low, Baltusrol,
was two places away with 307. R. H.
Thompson, Glen Ridge, was the next
New Jerseyman on the list. His score
for the four rounds was 300. Jack
Jolly, of Newark, had a 313. C. z.
Van Week, jr., the Baltusrol anna
teur, had 316, while Jack Beckett,
of the same club, totaled 1923. John
r. Langlands, the Weequahic Park
professional accounted for the four
rounds In 327.
Newark evening star and Newark advertiser. [volume] (Newark, N.J.) 1909-1916, 1914-08-07
Jersey POlOists Play Tie
Game on RumsOn Field

The Rumson polo team and the
Rumson "Freebooters" played a tie,
10-to-10-goal game of eight periods
on the Rumson Country Club field,
Red Bank, yesterday afternoon. Lee
Ross, of the Rumson four, was hit on
the head with G.. Jason Waters
mallet, but was able to resume play
after short rest Howard S. Bor-
den, G. @. Henry, Lee Ross and Peter
Hauck played for Rumson and
Thomas Bastmond. w. Strother
Jones, G. Jason Waters and w. w.
Barbour for the "Freebooters.
Newark evening star and Newark advertiser. [volume] (Newark, N.J.) 1909-1916, 1914-08-07
SUCCUMB
|. TO AUSTRALAS|ANS
Parke and Lowe Force Br00kes
and Wilding to Play Best
Tennis.
BROOKES SHOWS FATIGUE

BOSTON, Aug. 1.-Two well-won
victories in singles yesterday gave
Australasia a long lead in the tennis
contest with the British Isles for the
honor of meeting America in the
challenge round for the Davis Cup
next week.
Norman e. Brookes defeated J. G.
Parke three sets to two. 6-2, 4-6, 6-3,
1-6, rs, while A. f. Wilding, of the
same team, put out Arthur II. Lowe
in straight sets, 6-3, 6-1, 1914. Both
Australasians were forced to the top
of their individual game, and Brookes
was much exhausted when Parke's
last stroke went out of court.
Although the Wilding-Lowe match
went only three sets. the last one ran
up to thirty games, and four times
Lowe was within stroke of making
it two sets to one.
In the Brooltes- Parke contest. the
Irish player was twice within a
stroke of the match. and both times
Brookes dashed in to kill by gentle
touches at the net, saving the game
and match.
In the first two sets of the Wilding-
Lowe match the Australasian, driv-
ing from deep court, had his oppo-
nent dancing about after impossible
balls Lowe rallied in the third set,
and the contest became a question
of stamina. When the last point was
won each player was tapping the ball
weakly.
The Brookes- Parke match was an
entirely different line of tennis. In
the last set Brookes was fading rap
idly and Parke coming strong, when
the New Zealander rallied and took
the heart out of the Irish player with
his staunch net play.
The points in the Wilding-Lowe
match were as follows:
FIRST SET.
Wilding 80. 0 0 . 6 4-29-6
Lowe 49,. 4 4 2 2 l 0-2E3
SECOND SET
Wilding .....4 / 4 4-26-6
Lowe ........... Ill
THIRD SET
Wilding 4 PA 4 3 24 4 9 Z 4
420 4 0 . 4 @ E1O0-16
Lowe :. 0 4 4 . 6 3 152S 4 o
44062 2 4 1-94-14
The points on the Brookes- Parke match
were as follows:
FIRST SET.
Brookes 49,. 4 . 3 4 ESQ
Parke ........ l 49,
SECOND SET.
f PnfRe :. : / : 7 I ; J 4-sg-d
THIRD SET.
P PP9Rees SS5 4-s-
FOURTH SET.
PaPRe .. ...''.. : 49, 49,
FIFTH SET.
BroOkes =. 4 244 62654 ST.
Parke - AZ 4 4 S A S o 3-37-5
Newark evening star and Newark advertiser. [volume] (Newark, N.J.) 1909-1916, 1914-08-07
Begin Play for Cups.

POLAND SPRINGS, Me-, Aug. t.
In the first round of match play in
the handicap golf tournament for the
Irving Schmelzel cups 9. Van Cleef,
of New York, defeated DR.. D. w.
Hunter, up, 10 holes; L. K. Pas
more, of Philadelphia, defeated N. A.
Petit, and 2; ]. X. Car, Of st.
Louis, defeated P. C. Shannon, of
New York, up, and Royal Little, of
Brookline eliminated ]. N. Bryan, Of
Washington, and 2.
Newark evening star and Newark advertiser. [volume] (Newark, N.J.) 1909-1916, 1914-08-07
semi-FinaIs at Newport.

NEWPORT, Aug. THE semi-final
round of the mixed doubles tennis
tournament at the Newport Casino
was played yesterday. Miss Mimi
Scott and Austin L. Sands beat Mrs.
C. D. Barnes and Lawrence L. Water
bury, GA, 60, while Mrs. Arthur
Scott Burden and Charles e. Sands
beat Mrs. William Earl Dodge and j.
H Smith, jr., "a, Is, Cd.
Newark evening star and Newark advertiser. [volume] (Newark, N.J.) 1909-1916, 1914-08-07
King COuchman Captures
Rich Stake for New Owner

GRAND RAPIDS, Mich, Aug. t.
The brown gelding King Couchman,
which won the $4,000 Chamber of
Commerce Stake at Detroit last week,
repeated here yesterday in the 5000
Comstock Stake. Driven by Dick Nc
Mahon, who purchased him a few
days ago, he led the field to the wire
in three straight heats.
Newark evening star and Newark advertiser. [volume] (Newark, N.J.) 1909-1916, 1914-08-07

MAPLEwOoD, N. H, Aug. Mrs.
James Boyd and Mrs. Garrett L.
Reilly reached the final of the wom-
ems golf handicap yesterday. Mrs.
Boyd won from her daughter, Miss
Jessie Boyd, and O. This was also
the result of Mrs. Reilly's match with
Miss Hazel M. Meeker, of Brooklyn.
Newark evening star and Newark advertiser. [volume] (Newark, N.J.) 1909-1916, 1914-08-07

BAR HARBOR, Me-, Aug. In
the second round oil the mems singles
for the State championship yesterday
]. T. Bowen defeated j. w. Auehln-
Gloss, 2-6, So, rs. Richard Harte
defeated w. R. Dixon, 81, 6-1 Ed
gar Scott won from Gouverneur
Morris, GA, TO, Ga, and c. W. Mac
Mallan was victor over Whitney
Wright 6-3, 60.
Newark evening star and Newark advertiser. [volume] (Newark, N.J.) 1909-1916, 1914-08-07

Haverhill 8, Lawrence l.
Worcester IA, Lowell 1 first game)
Worcester g. Lowell (second game).
Manchester l, Lewiston 0.
Portland 8, Lynn 3.
Newark evening star and Newark advertiser. [volume] (Newark, N.J.) 1909-1916, 1914-08-07
SPORTS OF ALL SORTS

A race for the Childs perpetual
challenge trophy will be sailed on
August 28 off Sea Gate, during the
regatta of the Atlantic Yacht Club.
This is the most important small boat
prize in the country and always
brings an excellent fleet of speedy
craft to the starting line. A race for
the sea and sound trophy also will be
sailed on that day. The prize is Of
fered by the Bensonhurst Yacht Club
and it goes to the winner of team
race between the clubs on the sound
and those by the sea.
Newark evening star and Newark advertiser. [volume] (Newark, N.J.) 1909-1916, 1914-08-07
BASEBALL EVERYWHERE

New York State League.
Binghamton 8, Albany Z.
Elmira I, Troy 6.
Syracuse 8, Scranton o.
Utica 6, Wilkesbarre 0.
Newark evening star and Newark advertiser. [volume] (Newark, N.J.) 1909-1916, 1914-08-07

BETHLEHEM, N. H., Aug. I'm
the final round of the three-ball golf
handicap yesterday DR.. c. G. Cid
dings. of Atlanta, playing with a
handicap Of ten strokes, defeated r.
H. Mote, OF Woodbury.. N. ]. I'D and
Frank Kenglish, New Haven (3).
Newark evening star and Newark advertiser. [volume] (Newark, N.J.) 1909-1916, 1914-08-07

Allentown 0, Trenton /.
Reading 8, Lancaster q
Harrisburg 3, Wilmington 0 (first
camel: Harrisburg Q, Wilmington (sec-
ond game).
Newark evening star and Newark advertiser. [volume] (Newark, N.J.) 1909-1916, 1914-08-07

New London II, New Britain 1.
New Haven 2, Pittsfield 1.
Springfield 4, Waterbury 3.
Hartford 4, Bridgeport 0.
Newark evening star and Newark advertiser. [volume] (Newark, N.J.) 1909-1916, 1914-08-07

| Roanoke Z, Portsmouth 2
| Norfolk 10, Newport News first
game) Norfolk 4, Newport News 1 Csec-
ond game).
Petersburg g. Richmond first game)-;
Petersburg 3, Richmond 2 tsecond game).
Newark evening star and Newark advertiser. [volume] (Newark, N.J.) 1909-1916, 1914-08-07

messages, but one must be licensed
operator to send messages. Elk
aminations for licenses are held I'M
der the supervision of the wireless
department of the Brooklyn navy
yard, Brooklyn. Write to the COM
mandant for further information.
Newark evening star and Newark advertiser. [volume] (Newark, N.J.) 1909-1916, 1914-08-07

The thirtyfifth annual camp of the
American Canoe Association opened
today at Sugar Island, on the st.
Lawrence river, and will continue in
session for two weeks. The events
on the regatta program will begin
Monday
Newark evening star and Newark advertiser. [volume] (Newark, N.J.) 1909-1916, 1914-08-07

messages, but one must be licensed
operator to send messages, Elk
aminations for licenses are held I'M
der the supervision of the wireless
department of the Brooklyn navy
yard, Brooklyn. Write to the COM
mandant for further information.
]. P. NJ:
Is there a premium on half-dol-
lar dated 1888? A. B. s.
If the small letter "o' is above the
date on your half-dollar it is worth
$50.
]. P. N:
Is there a premium on penny
dated 1881? What is the automobile
route from Newark to Coney Is
land? INQUISITIYE.
Your penny is worth from two to
ten cents, according to its condition.
For information concerning all auto
mobile routes apply to the New Jer-
sey Auto and Motor Club. Halsey
street and Central avenue, city.
C
]. P. NJ:
Where is the Normal School in
Newark? L. r.
The Normal School Is located at
Fourth and Belleville avenues, this
city.
J. p. N:
What is the trolley route from
Newark to Keansburg? What is the
fare? READER.
Board one of the Newark-Perth
Amboy trolleys at Broad and Mar
ket streets and ride to Perth AM
boy. Change there to a Jersey Cen
trail Traction line car for Keansburg.
1t will take about two hours and fif-
teen minutes to make the trip and
the one-way fare is forty-five cents.
g
]. P. N:
In what States can one be mar
ried without taking out license?
w. g. H.
Marriage licenses are required in
all States and territories except
Alaska.
j. P. N;
Where can / obtain some informa
ton concerning naturalization?
Apply to the Naturalization Blu
reau, Springfield avenue and High
street, city, for your information.
]. P. NJ:
Can a New Jersey couple secure a
license and be married the same day
| in New York? C. H. s., JR.
| Yes.
J. P. N:
What is the fare from Newark to
Pittsburgh? j.
The one-way fare from Newark tc
Pittsburgh is $1o.5o.
]. p. NJ:
| Where are the offices of the Edison
and Universal Film companies in
| New York? HELEN.
The offices of the Edison Company
are located at 70 Fifth avenue, and
| those of the Universal Company al
Broadway and Forty-eighth street.
]. P. N;
is a Newark policeman, while of
duty, liable to arrest If he is found
with gun in his pocket while III
New York? S. K.
A Newark policeman has no au-
thority to carry a gun while in New
York city, and. although he would
hardly be prosecuted, he would bt
liable to arrest.
]. P. NJ:
What is the address of the secre
tary of the Broad and Commerc,
Building and Loan Association?
Michael I. Bientz the secretary o
the Broad and Commerce BUILDING
and Loan Association, can be located
at 100 Broad street, city. The meet
ing night of the association is thu
second Monday of each month.
]. ]. J.-Consult a coin dealer TO
your information.
Newark evening star and Newark advertiser. [volume] (Newark, N.J.) 1909-1916, 1914-08-07

Memphis 3, Nashville 2.
Atlanta 4, Chattanooga 1.
Mobile 8, Montgomery 3.
New Orleans 4, Birmingham 0.
Newark evening star and Newark advertiser. [volume] (Newark, N.J.) 1909-1916, 1914-08-07

Cleveland g. Milwaukee (ten innings).
Kansas City 49, Columbus (flrst
game) Columbus IA, Kansas City (sec-
ond game).
Indianapolis o, Minneapolis g.
Louisville 7, St Paul a first game)
Louisville 4, st. Paul / (second camel.
Newark evening star and Newark advertiser. [volume] (Newark, N.J.) 1909-1916, 1914-08-07
Games To,

Long Branch at Paterson.
Asbury Park at Newburg.
Danbury at Perth Amboy.
Poughkeepsie at Middletown.
Newark evening star and Newark advertiser. [volume] (Newark, N.J.) 1909-1916, 1914-08-07

Is there a premium on a half-dol-
lar dated 1888? A. B. S.
If the small letter 90 is above the
date on your half-dollar it is worth
S2O
Newark evening star and Newark advertiser. [volume] (Newark, N.J.) 1909-1916, 1914-08-07

Pacific Coast League.
Venice 4, Portland 1.
San Francisco 6, Sacramento 2.
Los Angeles 7, Oakland l.
Newark evening star and Newark advertiser. [volume] (Newark, N.J.) 1909-1916, 1914-08-07

u. I
Is there a premium on a penny
dated 1881? What is the automobile
route from Newark to Coney Is
land? INQUISIT1VE.
Your penny is worth from two to
ten cents, according to its condition.
For information concerning all auto
mobile routes apply to the New Jer-
sey Auto and Motor Club. Halsey
street and Central avenue, city.
Newark evening star and Newark advertiser. [volume] (Newark, N.J.) 1909-1916, 1914-08-07

But Danny Savage is not going to
tarry and he is not going to allow
Brother Jim to tarry. He is seeking
a match with Battling Levinsky in
Brooklyn, and he is after fight with
Perky Flynn In Boston. He has been
Newark evening star and Newark advertiser. [volume] (Newark, N.J.) 1909-1916, 1914-08-07

j. P. N:
Where is the Normal School in
| Newark? L. r.
| The Normal School Is located at
Fourth and Belleville avenues, this
city.
The Miller press. [volume] (Miller, S.D.) 190?-current, 1914-07-02
n. He denied that he had any ac-
Both Assassins Younq.

pan. He denied that he had any ac-
completes.
Both Assassins Young.
Prinzip is Is years old. Nedeljo Ca
b%rinovics is 81. He told the police he
had obtained the bomb from anar-
chists at Belgrade, whose names he
did no know. He denied also that he
had accomplices and treated the trag-
edy with cynical Indifference.
Anti-Servian demonstrations fol-
lowed. The crowds knelt in the streets
and sang the national anthem. The
mayor of Serajevo issued a proclama-
ton to the residents of the city, de-
nouncing the crime and declaring that
by the confession of the assassin it
was shown beyond all doubt that the
bomb thrown at the archduke's car
came from Belgrade.
1t is said that after the ATTEMPT with
the bomb near the Girls high school
the duchess tried to dissuade the arch.
duke from venturing into the motor
car again. To allay her fears. M. Po-
tioTek, governor of Bosnia, said:
It's all over now We have not
more than one murderer in Serajevo."
Whereupon the archduke decided to
go on.
News Overwhelms Emperor.
Vienna.-When news of the assas-
sination of Archduke Francis Ferdi.
nand was impaired to the aged emper-
or he exclaimed: Terrible, Terrible,
/ am spared nothing"
Austrian opinion regards the trag.
edy the result of a well-prepared con
spiracy. Ii is asserted that when il
became known at the Servian legation
here that the archduke intended to go
to Bosnia he was advised not to I'M
dertake the journey, as certain Ser
Wan desperadoes were planning an at
tempt against his life.
Archduke Dlsregards Warming.
The archduke d~isregarded the warn
ing and approached to SeraJevo. He
The Miller press. [volume] (Miller, S.D.) 190?-current, 1914-07-02
New High Record Temperatures

Washington, June 26.-Terrifc heat
that established new June records in
several cities has spread over pract:.
cally all of the country eastward and
southwark from the Ohio valley. In
Augusta and Savannah, Ca. the mer.
curry reached 102 degrees. Other new
records for June were established at
Louisville and Jacksonville with TEN
peratures OF 100, and in New Orleans
where the official temperature showed
SO degrees. Denver had a temperature
of 80. New York was comparatively
cool at "a.
The Miller press. [volume] (Miller, S.D.) 190?-current, 1914-07-02
Fletcher Home on Eurlouah.

Washington, June 29.-After serving
in Mexican waters more than a year,
during which he directed the occupa
ton of Vera Cruz, Rear Admiral Frank
+. Fletcher has reached Washington
aboard the dispatch boat Dolphin. Sec
rotary Danieis has chosen Rear Ad.
miral Fletcher to succeed Rear Ad-
miral Badger as commander in chief
OF the Atlantic feet and it is expected
the recommendation for the promotion
will be made to the president during
the officers furlough in Washington.
The Miller press. [volume] (Miller, S.D.) 190?-current, 1914-07-02
Emperor Is Very Sad.

Vienna, June 29.-Francis Joseph is
today the most lonely monarch of Eu-
rope. The tragedy which robbed him
OF a nephew and niece. the former his
heir was only n of many hat have
saddened his life. Assassinations and
suicides have taken from him those
who were nearest and most dear. A
strange fatality has pursued the house
OF Hapsburg and misfortunes have
come In quick succession. Only the
emperor himself has seemed immune.
The Miller press. [volume] (Miller, S.D.) 190?-current, 1914-07-02
WHY EMPEROR is SAD.

" Many family tragedies have
= made Francis Joseph known as
y "the saddest of m~onarchs." A list
" of tragedies marking his rule is as
. follows:
' His wife, "the good Elizabeth"
. was a~ssassinated in Switzerland
" by an anarchist.
= His brother, Mcmillan, was ex
. ecuted in Mexico.
!" His only son, Rudolph, was a
= suicide.
= His sister-in-law, the Duchess
y d'AIencon, was burned to death at
' a charity bazaar in Paris.
. His favorite grandchiId married
' against his wishes and her love
" ended in the shooting Of her rival.
" His nephew and heir-apparent,
Archdu ke Francis Ferdinand, and
: his mcrganatic wife were assassi.
' mated.
The Miller press. [volume] (Miller, S.D.) 190?-current, 1914-07-02

What Is dinner?" asks the Duluth
News and Tribune. When taken be-
tween two angular women who are
advanced thinkers" 1t is apt to be
something Of an ordeal.
The Miller press. [volume] (Miller, S.D.) 190?-current, 1914-07-02

A Philadelphia savant says the hob
BILE skirt is 1900 years old. That's
tracing 1t back almost to the Garden
Of Eden.
The Miller press. [volume] (Miller, S.D.) 190?-current, 1914-07-02

An English organization called the
Freedom league says women should
hold the purse A purse isn't really
necessary 30 long az they have undis-
puted access to a mans bank roll.
The Miller press. [volume] (Miller, S.D.) 190?-current, 1914-07-02

The simplified spoilers claim they
have reformed 5000 words. But they
omit to mention that few OF them
have stayed reformed.
The Miller press. [volume] (Miller, S.D.) 190?-current, 1914-07-02

"A girl should know all about a man
before she marries him." But. luck
lily, she never does.
The Miller press. [volume] (Miller, S.D.) 190?-current, 1914-07-02

A Pittsburgh society girl has been
arrested as a horse thief. But there
are lots of nice society girls who
are not horse thieves.
The Miller press. [volume] (Miller, S.D.) 190?-current, 1914-07-02

Redwood Falls, Mimi, June 25.-
One man was killed and seven injured
in the cyclonic gale which visited this
city Tuesday night. The property loss
IL also heavy.
The Miller press. [volume] (Miller, S.D.) 190?-current, 1914-07-02

A beIlboy has received q legacy of
$4,000 because he was polite to a no
~ guest. The door Of opportunity ia
novor closed 70 ambitious bellhops.
The Miller press. [volume] (Miller, S.D.) 190?-current, 1914-07-02

A beauty specialist says rolling in
creases ones good looks. The trouble
Is that people can't roll easily unless
they are shaped like a barrel.
The Miller press. [volume] (Miller, S.D.) 190?-current, 1914-07-02

A plot has been discovered on the
part Of the militant suffragettes to
hill King Georges race horse. Things
are really getting serious when 1t
comesIto interfering with the races.
The Miller press. [volume] (Miller, S.D.) 190?-current, 1914-07-02

Now an eastern health expert con-
dennis the family bathtub as insani-
tary. 1t Is omlnous il not aver tina
bathtub III escape No / CLAN ktD
OF health.
The Miller press. [volume] (Miller, S.D.) 190?-current, 1914-07-02

Germany has so towns where won.
On are employed as policewomen. but
In this country the female cop" is
still somewhat of a novelty.
The Miller press. [volume] (Miller, S.D.) 190?-current, 1914-07-02

Tango doors are to form a trust.
That will eliminate tips for the twist
ers. s~wingers, hoppers. huggers and
jumpers.
The Miller press. [volume] (Miller, S.D.) 190?-current, 1914-07-02

According to experts there is more
insanity among men than among wo-
men. The statement is hardly fiatter-
ing to the fair sex.
The Miller press. [volume] (Miller, S.D.) 190?-current, 1914-07-02

Some Of the newspapers r pes
tered about the proper way to pro
nounce 'maxixe." but we have worse
troubles than that.
The Miller press. [volume] (Miller, S.D.) 190?-current, 1914-07-02

A habit. once formed, Is hard to
abandon. A Chicago man has just
been given his third prison sentence
for bigamy.
The Miller press. [volume] (Miller, S.D.) 190?-current, 1914-07-02

A lone high school boy sitting upon
a church steps smoking cheap tobacco
In a cheap pipe looked the cheapness
he must have felt when discovered.
The Miller press. [volume] (Miller, S.D.) 190?-current, 1914-07-02

4 si~ngularly pathetic story is told
~ : woman who was doing quite well
~ the poultry business and married
= mnny WHO turned out to be . bad egg.
The Miller press. [volume] (Miller, S.D.) 190?-current, 1914-07-02

Artificial limbs were used In Egypt
as early as 700 b. c., but the pitcher
with a glass arm is a product of the
United States.
The Miller press. [volume] (Miller, S.D.) 190?-current, 1914-07-02

The world moves. Nobody is ex-
cited over the appearance OF a comet
this year.
The Miller press. [volume] (Miller, S.D.) 190?-current, 1914-07-02

Unless you are ready for trouble
never propose to a young woman near
~ forty or tickle the feet OF a mule.
The Miller press. [volume] (Miller, S.D.) 190?-current, 1914-07-02

They do say that women's styles In
future are to be becoming. Some OF
them are easy to look at even at the
present writing.
The Miller press. [volume] (Miller, S.D.) 190?-current, 1914-07-02

A cynical old bachelor says a wom-
an cleans house for the same reason
that a man gets drunk.
The Miller press. [volume] (Miller, S.D.) 190?-current, 1914-07-02

We will always believe that the
man who invented the Welsh rabbit
was h~are-brained.
The Miller press. [volume] (Miller, S.D.) 190?-current, 1914-07-02

It's only after a girl has been
married that she begins to understand
how dangerous widows are.