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The times dispatch. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1903-1914, 1914-11-02
sPECIAL NOTICE.

tn. public 20 knor snas,
Main STREET. buy. sell, exchange and
Old gold and silver taken In exchange.
NOTICE Is hereby given that the Com !.
., msrcialL Fire Insurance COMPANY OF
DO business In the state OF Virginia.
The said Commercial Fire Insurance
! " In the following companies: City OF
New York Insurance Company. OF New
York: First National Fire Insurance
Fire Insurance COMPANY. Of pos Moines.
Iowa; Globe and Rutgers Fro Insur-
ance Company. OF Now York City.
the said Commercial Fire
insurance Company has no liability In
the State Of Virginia.
to one hundred dollars
made weekly writing advertisements.
For particulars address Watson's Mail
Order ScE?oi OF Ad. Writing. Norfolk,
Va.
4 A sPECIAL : communicat ton OF
Nat Masonic Temple this evening
William 4. Loving. at 2222 Hanover
Avenue, at 3 o'clock. BY order OF the
". A.. Geo. c.. Jefferson. Secretary.
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POULTRY AND BIRDS.

mats for SALE Chicken
raIsers Will find these very valuable
for lining chicken houses. sheds. barns.
etc. They. are fieaiblye and tough. Size
1Sx22. They weigh 4 to the pound.
Put UP in o0-pound lotH. You pay the
freight. Address The Times-Dlspatch.
BUFF Orpington pure bred. Three
Dullets and one cockerel for five dol
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SITUATION. ,wANrED--,iaIc

wANTED-Three white boys. I6 to II;
years old, want employment in the
city OF Richmond. Phone Randolph see,
Juvenile Court of Richmond. Room s.,
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FOR sALE--slisceIlaneous

WATER GROUND corn meal direct
from mill. Madison 53I1!
FOR sale, pieces of bedroom furnl-
turc, mahogany. antique style. Mrs.
N. FL. Biackstone. Va.
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DETECTIVES.

AN opportunity to be a detective.
Write Chas. o. Burch, Private Detec-
tive Agency, Park Building. Richmond,
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FOR RENr-House.

FOR rent. ono OF oest houses in North
Richmond on car line; suitable for
fats. Address b 104. care TimeB-Dis-
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AUTOMOBILES.

FOR sale very cheap. Buick 4o-horss.
equipped: electric lights, ete.: late
model: particulars. $50 West Broad
Street.
bodies made to order
Richardson Erothcrs. SIS Brook Ave.
in town, all good 1915 model cars,
call Smith & Hix. formerly known as
us aisnt R sasatsif ssss.S Madison
AUTOMOBILES Tor hire. day or night.
. Prompt service, reasonable rates.
Auto Transportation Company. Phone
Madison l724-J.
WANTED. 100 automobiles at once. Will
3 pay cash for bargains. Turning away
cash buyers daily. Phone 45S Rich
Inond Auto Clearing House. Murphy
Block. 2l2 North Eighth street.
The times dispatch. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1903-1914, 1914-11-02

BLACKSMITH Wishes employment Can
Have Is years experiencc. W e9ld take
shop with little help. Understand
steam hammer work. Address l. 617,
rcare Times piHpatch
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1ENPERIENCED office man, 80 years Of
age: have thorough knowledge Of
bookkeeping, handling credits. trans
9portation and other office duties. Have
been connected with wholesale manu-
4facturing concern as secretary and
treasurer 8 years. Can give best OF
reference. II desired could report for
,dutyIimmcdiately. Address p. o. Box
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MEDICAL.

TIE Utah wonder DIR. Porters Utah
Wonder cures tobacco and cigarette
habit Sure cure IL you fol, ow direc-
tons. Will send by mall on receipt
Of so cents. DR.. n. Porter. p. o. Box
1913. Norfolk. Va.
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ChPSBLC ana experienced Dookkceper
( desires position OF responsibility. Adj
dress Is 1873. care Times-D Dispatch.
pOSlTION wanted by young man of
good habits, and who IL not afraid OF
work and is useful with machinery:
can operate steam and gasolene en-
gines: Will consider any work G. II,
care eTlmes-Dispatch.
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wANTED--Reai Estate.


LIST your farms with J. A Connolly
& Co. Write postal for necessary
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FOR sAIIE--Business.

FOR sale. Rexall drug store. stock
and fixtures; about $4,000. Good bust.
ness: good terms. and transfer corner.
9. G.. GouEdon. Phoebus. Va.
Evening journal., 1914-02-26
STANTON ]. u. o. F. TO
HOLD FESTIVAL

Special to THE EVENING JOURNAL.
STANTON, Del. Feb. 26-The
Lodge of l. o. o. f. will hold festi-
val and bazaar in the new !. o. o. f.
Hall, on Thursday. Friday and Sat
urday evening. March -, IS, and a..
Personal: Mrs. Elmer Cornog and
daughters, Irma and Helen, and Her
bert Mearns. of Wilmington, were the
guests of Mr.. and Mrs. George Banks,
on Sunday.-Mr and Mrs. Pearl
Smith are receiving congratulations
on the birth of a son.-Mr. and Mrs.
Charles +. Webb. Jr., of Wilmington,
were Sunday visitors of Mr.. and Mrs.
Charles L. Webb, Sr.-Miss Edith
Colt was the recent guest of Miss
Florence William Michael
was the guest of his mother Mrs
Bertha Michael. on Sunday. and
Mrs. Herbert Rothwell, of Elkton,
we're recent guests of their parents,
Mr.. and Mrs. Wilson BOulden.-Mrs.
Charles Wright was recent VIII
mington visitor.-Mr. and Mrs.
Reuben Satterthwaite, Jr., and son
were the recent guests of Miss Bertha
Satterthwaite.
Evening journal., 1914-02-26
A Christians Rights
Written tor THE EVENING JOUR
NAL by James I. Crozier.

Just speak a word for Jesus, as you
pass along the way,
That word. perhaps, will gladden.
some poor heart;
And make you feel more happy when
you reach the close of day.
Because you've tried your best to
do your part
Just speak word for Jesus, when
some one IS in distress,
And whose trials in your life may
never come;
For his hopes may be all blighted'
and his courage gone, unless
Some child Of God brings sunshine
to his home.
Just speak word for Jesus, don't
you know his promise is
AS you do unto the least Of these
for me-
1t will fill your heart with gladness
for the words are surely his;
And the promise is through all
Eternity.
Just speak word for Jesus. friend
at morning. noon or night;
II will help you. and viii make yol
truly brave.
1t may bring some wandering sinne
out of darkness into light,
And Derhaps from sleeping In
drunkard's grave.
Evening journal., 1914-02-26
COMPANIES CHARTERED.

Special to THE EVENING JOURNAL
DOVER. Del, Feb &c. - Charters
were filed here yesterday, as fol-
lows:
The Lexington Chocolate Company.
Philadelphia, TO manufacture sell and
deal in chocolates, cocoa. and all like
products. made from the cocoa bean.
Capital stock, S15O.000.
Cadoza Sales Company. Incorpora-
ted Wilmington. Del. to acquire,
hold, own and deal in and with bonds,
stocks, debentures, etc. Capital
stock. 100000.
The Blanche Rose Mining Com
pany. Philadelphia. to acquire mines
of all kinds. and TO develop the same.
Capital stock, $25O,0O0.
The LOngfellow Manufacturing
Company. Seaford, Del. to manufac-
ture, sell and deal in jumpers, over
alls, etc. Capital stock. sS25, 900.
The ENERGY Petroleum Company
Pa. 20 acquire. oil wells and to de-
velop the same Capital stock, $780,,
600.
Evening journal., 1914-02-26
DON'T TRUST CALOMEl
Thousands Experience Bad After Ef-
fects From This Dangerous Drug.
A Safe Vegetable Substitute is DIR.
Edwards Olive Tablets for the
Liver.

Dr. r. ~ Edwards. prominent phy-
sician OF Ohio, has discovered laxative
and liver toner ia combination Of vege'
table materials mixed with olive oil, which
is In effect almost exactly like calomel eX.
cept that there are none Of the bad after
Cffcts
DR.. Edwards has long been a foe Of cal
omel. though he recognized its value along
with its dangers.
His distrust of the uncertain drug even
tualiy started him, years ago, towards eN-
periments with the view Of discovering a
substitute, and he has been for several
years In possession Of the longsought-for
combination which is in the shape Of lit
tie sugar-coatcd, olvo-colored tablet.
The results Of n years experience aud
practice are embodied In these marvellous
little tablets
They are called Dr. Edwards Olive Tab
let's And their effect on the liver has been
the means Of relief TO many Of Dr. Edwards
regular patients as we'll n TO thousands Of
others who have suffered and were afraid
OF calomel.
There is no necessity. when YOU take DR..
Edwards Olive Tablets. by following them
up with nasty sickening, gripping salts, OF
castor oil. as you do after taking calo.
mel. Try them. loc and 25c per box.
The Olive Tablet Company, Columbus, o.
For sale By an druggists
Evening journal., 1914-02-26
"HOME COMING"
WEEK PLANNED
Georgetown Boomers Want
Another Celebration in
September

GEORGETOWN, Del, Feb. 26.-Deter-
mined to duplicate one famous Home
Comingp held by Georgetown three
years ago, Charles /. Moore and Andrew
Marvel, lawyers in the town, are heading
a movement to hold another Home
Coming beginning some time in Sep
tember. At that time of the year the
annual Chautauqua viii be held in
Georgetown.
The exact date has not been fixed. but
the two town boomers are already ask
ing for a town meeting to name commit
tees which will at once begin work. 1t is
their intention to have the Delaware
National Guard present, to have promi-
nent sons OF Sussex county come back
home and to make it generally a county
affair. An industrial parade will be one
Of the features with another day for
displaying prize products raised by the
farmers.
Evening journal., 1914-02-26
NEWS NOTES
FROM ELKTON

Special to THE 4lvENING JOURNAL.
ELKTON. Nd. Feb. 26.-The frantic
efforts of the Elkton hackmen to secure
the numerous wedding couples at the
Elkton station resulted on Monday in a
proprietor OF one stable being assaulted
by the negro driver Of a rival liyeryman,
Port Deposit held its town election ON
Monday. Dr. G. Hampton Richards was
chosen mayor: Albert \. Nannort, Lewis
A. Kirk, William J. Knight, R. J.. Steb-
bings, +. Ward Brown and John p.
Kelly town commissioners.
Mr. and Mrs. William B. Walton were
Elkton visitors on Monday. Pau
line Frederick of Bacon Hill is the guest
of Miss Pauline keener of Elkton. Miss
Nan Blake OF Childs has been spending
some time in Elkton.- Miss Emma Jac-
quette OF "1he Pines" was recent visi-
tor here.-Aliss Alicia stump of Perry
Point is the guest OF Mrs. Mary Ii. NJ.
Boulder on East Main street.
Evening journal., 1914-02-26
WINTER TRAMPS
BY GWEN SEARS

During glorious looking health
should of possible walking
Of the
a walking
would
which
Of spirits gradually disappear the Of walking
o
first thought The first three days times little trying
the novice limbs the
ton but short time all aches and pains disappear and day finds
bodily health
higher either cheering
depressing
Walk, walk. andr regain the robust youth.
Evening journal., 1914-02-26

The Wants have furnished the facts
that have led 10 most trips Of The
moving vans.-Adv.
Evening journal., 1914-02-26

Mr.. Dclbcrt b. Craft, Il. r.. 4. Lowell,
Ind. writes;
For long time ] suffered with
chronic catarrh of nose, throat and
stomach. would continually take cold
and my stomach was in bad condition.
. truly suffered untold misery. took
various medicines aud tried the treat
ment of several physicians. but felt
no better.
"A friend advised me 90 take Pcruna.
I wrote TO the Pcruua Medical Depart
inent. who prescribed treatment. As
soon as ! commenced To take Perma,
I was surprised at the relief it gave me.
/ kept ON taking Il until ] had taken
thirteen bottles and was cured.
81 would advise all those afflicted
with catarrh TO Use your remedy.
Those who object to liquid medicines
can now procure Peruna Tablets.
Evening journal., 1914-02-26
MAN u MARRIES
WOMAN OF 20

Mrs. Katie Fuqua. OF 3O4 East
Eleventh street. received an an
nouncement from her father. Major
Thomas Burke. 72 years old. who is a
veteran of the Civil War and for
mer business man Of this city. that
he was married a week ago on Tues
day at Redondo Beach. Cal. to
Countess Anna Marie Won Rocka-
brandt, 20 years old. widow OF the
Count Henri Louis Daniel Won Rocka-
brandt. heir 20 the famous Hanover
estate in Germany.
Major Burke left here 25 years ago
during the gold rush in Nevada. He
has since Travelled extensively and
once was captured by the natives Of
the Fiji Islands
Evening journal., 1914-02-26
RIDGES no COST saz. 600.

EASTON. Nd. Feb. 26-The contract
for building concrete bridges over
Trippc's creek and the Peach Blossom
has been awarded to Samuel p. Angle
of Hagerstown. Md, for s37 OOO These
bridges are located on the Oyster Shell
road from Easton TO Oxford.
The county commissioners opened the
bids for the building of the concrete
bridges over Tuckahoe river at Hinsboro
which is to be rebuilt jointly by Talbot
and Caroline counties under the Shoe
maker State Road law. There were three
bidders; George c. Dole. Wilmington
Del; Holt Construction Company, Den
ton. Md, and the Standard Contracting
Company Of Baltimore.
Evening journal., 1914-02-26

For lsyears Resinol
has been a doctors
prescription and
household rem edy
for zema. ring
worm. rRshes s and
other skin eruptions,
d dandruff. burns.
sores. etc. stops
itching instantly.
Resinol Ointment(50
and SD and Resinol
Soap (25c) are sold by
all druggists. For
sample Of each. write
toDept. Sis. Resino'
Baltimore Nd
Evening journal., 1914-02-26
LOTION

Is Cooling, Soothing and
Yitalizing to the Skin.
Makes chapped hands and
rough skin soft and smooth.
No grease. AbsOrbs quickly.
Absolutely Harmless, 15c
to 25c.
Evening journal., 1914-02-26
Backache-Rbeumatism Vanish Away

Rheumatism Vanish Away
Men and women having backache
rheumatism. stiff and swollen Joints are
honestly glad TO know that Foley Kid
nev Pills are successful everywhere IN
driving ont these ills. That is because
Foley Kidney Pills are a true medicine
and quickly effective in all discaso1 that
result from weak inactive kidneys and
urinary irregularities. For sale by N
B. Danforth, Market and Second streets
ADV.
Evening journal., 1914-02-26
GUARDING AGAINST SMALLPOX.

The Pennsylvania state quarantine
board issued notice yesterday that on
account of the seeming epidemic OF
smallpox in Baltimore, it viii be ncces-
sary for all vessels coming from Balti-
more to Philadelphia TO stop at the
Marcus Hook quarantine station for in
spcct;on and examination until other
wise ordered.
Evening journal., 1914-02-26

Attainahle Beauty
F0r Most Women at
No Expense
Evening journal., 1914-02-26

ess at $50 Sharp and The Famous Pink Stamps Given
Atlanta Georgian. [volume] (Atlanta, Ga.) 1912-1939, 1914-02-01
TAKE 1T. FROH1 SOLON1ON---ByJ j LE1BsoN

p,
dinner Of his
12For the wife things
and a determination 10 marry If.
t3He that will Wisdom
a a
14.5ut he
hunt
f5--Therefore wouids the
heart cherish the thy
come but be recalled
f6-As "A domaser recsEeth her youth figure,
H.-As teeth,
18-Yea a bald
feThe married
nanieured the quick his neglected. his
2o-And all that remaineth to him Is his erowi
2f.Lo, reth
among
5EAsTLY HABIT.
soeth shopping
" forgetteth
23Agalnst the
dog, ~ do1
Atlanta Georgian. [volume] (Atlanta, Ga.) 1912-1939, 1914-02-01

WY yHEN Mrs. links came home her hus
NM band had been In the house all of
ten minutes and was tearing about
angrily at the delay of his dinner.
Il wanted to get out to the lodge tonight
1t seems to with all day long and nothing
to do you might get home"--
How stupid OF you, dear. I did get home"
she interrupted him. Don't you see mel"
Il suppose you We're gadding about at some
bridge parity
"oh, 10, I've given up bridge. I was attend.
Ing a meeting of the Homedale Woman's
Equal Rights Association"
You'll be regular suffragette next and"-
And we have formulated the loveliest plan
We are all going to demand payment for
our services on a salary basis" Mrs. links
finished, smilingly.
links glared.
Tomorrow / am going to begin to keep
strict account for week. AT the end OF
that time will hand you a bill for my SER
vices which expect you will pay. 1t is only
fair
"All right, all right, but what about eats?"
links asked. He grnned because he didn't
believe his wife would bother to keep an ac
count an entire week But at the end of the
week she handed him this bill:
John j. links, to Mrs. Nellie links, Dr.:
Seven breakfasts at so cents. $3.50
seven dinners at $1............... 700
Making bed mornings at 25 cents. IFS
Sweeping and putting house in order
TWICE ........-.. ................ 4O0
Sewing on shirt button. ........... 10
Atlanta Georgian. [volume] (Atlanta, Ga.) 1912-1939, 1914-02-01

My SON. taketh when there Is bait
unhappy bird faIleth when the fowler
his he chuckehead kicketh
All FOOLS Day. BUT
"A young proposeh marriage every
3Therefore is need of Instruction. he wanteth Wisdom
4-For Of his
yea, by question his lips condemned
$50 sveh him chance NO,
she YES.
6oPPoRTuNITY looketh him Will
that
ar he TAKEN c hath blame himself
9.-For with EXCUSE
to-3rc reHcc5, II take him not, soncboty Fir. will
t1And se luketh at the
Atlanta Georgian. [volume] (Atlanta, Ga.) 1912-1939, 1914-02-01
Practical
Philanthropy
Great Organized Move
ment to Aid the Suf-
fering Note Men
Praise Smiles "Char-
ity Begins at Home"
Plan.

~ PURRED by the frightful suf-
fering of the clans on the
- Long Island coast during
the cold spell the Smile has
started a fund to provide sweat
ers for all destitute clans.
Picture the little bays and
creeks, the happy homes of
thousands of clans, frozen over
by cruel Jack Frost. Think of
the shrinking forms of the I'M
protected clans below the icy
roof which shuts them off from
sun and air, Doesn't your heart
bleed for them? Sure it does.
Then lend your help to the
Smiles Fund for Providing
Sweaters for Shivering CLANS.
Every clam on the Long Island
coast will be given, free of all
charge, warm knitted sweater.
The colors will be blue ard
green, and the initials of each
clam will be woven in front OF
it's sweater, so that there will be
no confusion when number OF
clans take off their sweaters to
take part II athletic sports or on
account of warm weather.
All over the world the Smile
plan has been enthusiastically re-
ceaved.
HUERTA OF MExICo: Our
Mexican clans need no clothing
as the temperature of our waters
is high, but heartily sympathize
with the Smiles movement for
the amelioration Of conditions
existing in American oceans.
JOHN o. ROCKEFELLER:
You should give each clam one
penny. When the penny has
earned 500 per cent, each clam
Atlanta Georgian. [volume] (Atlanta, Ga.) 1912-1939, 1914-02-01
Did You Know That

An agnostic is a bloke who
thinks he doesn't know any
thing-and is probably right?
An agnostic never reads this
. column or he would be one?
An acrostlc is something en-
tirely different from an ag-
nostic?
1t doesn't matter much any
way?
Sometimes hen won't lay for
you, but a gunman always will?
Even a stenographer wouldn't
stand for Huerta's dictation?
The last 'un was joke. (Say
tive don't blame you).
will be able to buy its own
sweater.
A. CARNEGIE: Have the Long
Island clans enough Libraries?
viii supply one II clans will
enhscrihe for its dpkeep.
send ia Sou. subscriptions.
Atlanta Georgian. [volume] (Atlanta, Ga.) 1912-1939, 1914-02-01
In the Smiles
Letter Box
OUGHT

TO THE EDITOR-If January
and February March on the
water wagon
Do you think that April May?
Or will the Fall come before
Spring?
CAPTAIN KIDD.
Quit your
kidd Ing, cap
taln.-Ed.)
Atlanta Georgian. [volume] (Atlanta, Ga.) 1912-1939, 1914-02-01
Mrs. Jinks Tries the Salary Basis

Copyright 1914 Company Rights
Sewing overcoat buttons....... 20
Pressing trousers. Observation-Disclosures. SO
Darnng socks "a pairs at is cents). 60
Extra meal Sunday ............ rs
Playing plano to entertain, times. 400
Picking up laundry. ............... 20
Attending furnace during day. 49,. 800
Na'fsFc..' islU
Doing shopping for house 200
Total 500 20
Atlanta Georgian. [volume] (Atlanta, Ga.) 1912-1939, 1914-02-01

OTE: Uth at
~ suicide disappointed talked
him aWhe and the That
Whe celebrating his his lis
samples Of the Kings tsdom
Atlanta Georgian. [volume] (Atlanta, Ga.) 1912-1939, 1914-02-01
A Real
Reform
pirate" Has Plan to Give Eng
Iish Language a Boost.

All of these yappings about
"simplified spelling" make me
tired. What we need is simpli-
fed lenses In the English Ian
guage. AS a starter, / would
suggest the following modifica-
tions:
Present. Past. Perfect.
Run Ran Beat II.
Sing Sang Sank.
Dig Dug Borrowed
Throw Threw Trun.
Fly Flew Fell.
Walk Walked Llmped.
Wait Waited Collapsed.
(for his elrl.)
The English language is chang
ing constantly. Why can't you
get busy on this at once?
PIRATE.
Great idea. Glad YOU wrote.
or perhaps we should say wrot--
us this letter Next week more
imp o,en4eAts.
Atlanta Georgian. [volume] (Atlanta, Ga.) 1912-1939, 1914-02-01

Old General
Crouch Says
COPYRIGHT. 1914. by the star Company
Great Britain Rights Reserved.
A N honest man's the ncbIess
N work Of the Creator - and
4 \ the rarest.
Providence may temper the wind
to the shorn lamb, but the slit ski-'
Is out In all sorts of weather.
Many a woman who you think
has all she wants In thls world
Is eating out her heart because she
doesn't look we'll in baby blue---or
because she has no excuse for
wearing black.
No woman can claim TO be an
honest, sincere suffragette until
che gets 80 she forsets her powder
puff more than half the tinse and
not care.
The onsy way Cupid eaa keep
his Job these days 10 to throw away
his bow and arrow and IN HE
CULVER with yefiowbaoIss-
A woman's watch ls a BIT Of
mechanism that enables her to tell
how late she Is.
The last quarter OF q Joy ride 10
frequently paced by a hearse.
The rich have few children,
which ls great boost for eussnics.
Good thcologIans believe honesty
Is the best fire Insurance policy.
Women are like storacho-we
never hear anything about them
until they 90 wrong.
Some men wear velvet cravate,
while others are just ordinarily
mentally unbalanced.
Dame Fortune ls like all other
women--If she Isn't worth chasing
she Isn't worth having.
silt skirts uncover a muItltudc
0. shIns.
Atlanta Georgian. [volume] (Atlanta, Ga.) 1912-1939, 1914-02-01


Jink took the bill and studied 1t thoughtful-
ly. Mrs. links looked on triumphantly.
You see,' she said, you would have to pay
fifty cents for breakfasts in town, and you
always pay dollar for your dinners in town.
and, of course. you couldn't hire any one to
dust and sweep and make beds and do your
shopping and mend and sew on buttons and
darn socks without pay. could you?"
Just minute, just minute and links
marked up the bill and did some more writing
and handed her the result. Her bill now read
as follows
Wages of average raid for week. $500
Sewing on shirt button. ........... 10
Sewing on overcoat buttono. ANN. 20
Pressing trousers. observation-disclosures. 20
Doing shopping for house. .......... 200
totdI .........,,...'..'. 5000
you see," explained links, without smile
II can hire maid to get all the meals and
pick up the laundry and tend furnace and
sweep and dust for $6 week If am to pay
Atlanta Georgian. [volume] (Atlanta, Ga.) 1912-1939, 1914-02-01

pay grocery bills? Did it ever occur TO you
that restaurants include both the raw material
and the cooking and serving in the 81 they
charge for dinner? And
"Of all things, why
Just a minute, look at this and links
handed his wife another bill. Here it is:
Atlanta Georgian. [volume] (Atlanta, Ga.) 1912-1939, 1914-02-01


you see said Jinks, that on your salary
basis plan Of course We are TO divide all ex.
penses evenly. can get trousers pressed for
% cents nave charged you with only half
the household expenses didn't want to go
to the theatre, SO | have charged you full
amount. minus the four bones you asked for
your piano playing those times l wanted to
read. You SEE
Cant you take joker pleaded Mrs. Jinks.
with her arms about his neck Jinks embraced
her. Il am taking one now he said but Mrs.
Jinks either couldn't or wouldn't see the
point, and the salary basis of the yinRses
ended then and there.
Atlanta Georgian. [volume] (Atlanta, Ga.) 1912-1939, 1914-02-01
OLD, BUT A TwisTER.

TO THE EDIT~ip-I have a
certain number of geese. II I
had as many more and one-half
as many more and two and one
half geese would have 100.
How many geese have /?
w. MOISON.