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The Birmingham age-herald., 1914-09-13

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 T thank you for my Complete Life Reading which l. really of extraordinary accuracy. I had already consulted astroogers. but before have been answered with so much truth or received such complete satisfaction. With sincere pleasure I will recommend you and make your marvellous science known to my friends and acauaintances"
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The Birmingham age-herald., 1914-09-13
The Russian Army
he seattle Post-Intelligencer.

From the Seattle Post
 The world Is expecting shortly to hear of developments of tremendous impor- tanca on the eastern frontier of Germany. where Russia is mobilizing her great army. lDoubtless the Russian army does not equal the German in efficiency. but It's superiority in numbers should make 1t very formidable. The slowness with which the Russians are mobiliziny was foreseen by Germany and the Ger man strategists hope to make good use of the Napoleonic plan of destroying the enemy in detail
 Military experts who have had the op- portunty to observe the new Russian army say that t is totally different from the army defeated by the Japanese 'V years ago. Russia has since been build- ing up her army and compared with it's condition in the Japanese war 1t Is enor- mDusly more efficient
 During the last eight years Russia
The Birmingham age-herald., 1914-09-13

and it repeats this again and again, as long as there is breath left in your body.
 The female lovers cry. when mas ticating a victim ends with, John says that MT Taft will do so and so John says that we will have hot summer next summer The peculiar effect of this is to render the people who have to hear it, stock, staring mad so that they beat their heads against the wall. and go about wringing their hands and wondering if they can stand it until the wedding day
 The only known antidote for the rabies in lovers is to get them mar ried. This works an instantaneous cure. They never throw another fit aft rwards and are most pleasant and delightful to have about ever after.
 Further facts
 If all the world loves a lover. it loves him at a distance.
 Many man writes sonnets to a woman's eyebrows before the marriage who refuses to split the kindling for her after the marraige.
 The foolishness of lovers is wiser than the wisdom of sages.
The Birmingham age-herald., 1914-09-13
Never to have loved is never to have

Once in his life every man Is a hero of romance to some woman, and some woman an angel to some man, and that Is Gods compensation for all the balance of the commonplace years of existence
 A wonman may forget everything else that has happened to her in life, but the last thing that she remembers when she is dying is what her lover used to say to her in the days before they married
The Birmingham age-herald., 1914-09-13

suffer much more: almost gone: God help Afraid inflammation.
 May 2i-River open can't reach my coat, too sick; stomach.
 May A-Alive, starving water. going for 1t, last effort CHARLIE.
 'c. H Sexton. son of the deceased, ar- rived here from Seattle June 26 and i'm mediately started to where the body was supposed to be. returning with the body July 3. which was buried at this place on arrival"
The Birmingham age-herald., 1914-09-13
Deceiving Appearance

From the National Monthly.
 It always annoyed Tom Spencer to have waiter attentive to the point Of almost forcing him to tip. On one oc- casi.sa MT. Spencer entered cafe and hurriedly ordered his lunch. In few moments the waiter returned. and after serving the required order hung about making many unnecessary arrange nents about the table,
 Feel like cup of tea sir?" said he bending over the patron solicitiously ed Spencer.
The Birmingham age-herald., 1914-09-13

Yon gasp and give a little moan of pain as the creature stops to take1 breath. and then the horrible. pitiless fiend begins it all over again. Say. you ought to see my girl She is the most beautiful creature in the world. Her eyes are like the violets. etc. etc.
The Birmingham age-herald., 1914-09-13
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 Your Life

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The Birmingham age-herald., 1914-09-13

favored spots for making marathon kissing records.
 Another common custom of lovers and in which they appear to take pleasure, is that of the female extending toward the male her bunch of digits which he immediately clasps in a stanele hold. An author by the name of Pater Familias has accumulated data on this subject by observing two lovers. a female whom he called Laughter and male whom he called Beau. who would sit up thus hours at a time With their fins locked.
 This same authority deems lovers absolutely idiotic, as he said during all or this time the only sound approch- Ing conversation, or an interchange of ideas that he debated would be gur- sly little sound that he ascertained emanated from the male. and that indicated, "Oos lucky is 'oo?" To this the female would reply. q is co lucky. After which would be silence. Then the female would say. "Oo is too boo tul to live.' although the male in question was runty bandy-legged littel creature that could by no possibility have approached any artistic ideal of pulchritude. This conversation, if so 1t may be termed. says Peter Famil-
 as, would be kept up from either until 12 clock when he would have to kich the Beau out of the house. whereupon the daughter would go off to bed weeping.
 A peculiarity of the male lover that is also worth noting is that it has no regard for money and prefers to spend it's hard earned dollars on candy. flowers and theatre tickets rather than. on something useful. You may often observe one at night, out with fluffy pompadoured creature in lace and jew els, nibbling at terrapin and cham pagne at a small Broadway lobster palace, and then see it marching up Tor the next there weeks to the feed trough of q cheap quick lunch joint Tor its own provender.
 It is also very amiable to the female and it will let it lead 1t around by the nose, and make it fetch and carry and jump through the hoop, and per form any sort of parlor trick she ianeies. This compaisance lasts only until after the mating. when the female generally has to pay for all the vio- lets and candy she has by cutting oown on her dress bill This ire quently leads to family fights in which much damage is done.
 The habit of the female lover are not less peculiar than those of the male She is afflicted with mania for believing that something has hap- pened to the male and that he has got ten lost going home, or has been cap tured by bandits or has, been drowned in the gutter Likewise she hangs his old cigar butts on the wall tied with blue ribbon, and develops telephonitis and writer's cramp because she cannot do without telling him how she loves him and how she misses him. and how long 1t is between 12:30i a. m when he left and D. m. when he will call again.
The Birmingham age-herald., 1914-09-13
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Vernon County censor. [volume] (Viroqua, Wis.) 1865-1955, 1914-03-18
GENOA

GENOA March 16-Fred Morelli of DeSoto spent
the first of the week here with his daughters .
Miss Sadie Kimball came home from Charm. where
she visited her brother and family -. Mrs. Louis
Gararaiia had an operation performed at St Fran
els hospital Mrs. John Veneer spent last week
with her brother at Victory. Mrs Sana Fox. who
had been very sick at the home of Mrs Thos Lat
inner was taken to her home Wednesday Mrs.
VanVleet Of Stoddard came down to see her sister,
Mrs Fox and went home with her Mr.. Hem
Erickson and family have moved on their farm re-
Gently purchased from H. Lupie Mrs. John
Gillette. Jr who was at DeSoto receiving medical
treatment. returned home =. Miss Mary Jambois.
who has been at Chippewa Falls with her sister
the past three months. came home Misses Katie
and Josephine Beta spent last Saturday at La
Crosse Alois Malin returned home from Plain
Vile Kansas where he visited relatives and friends
..A large crowd attended Mr.. Hendrickson's sale
on Friday -. Frank Gillette returned home from
Madison Miss Emily Jambois who has been at
Dubuque for several months. is visiting parents
and relatives here. Henry Lupie moved to La
Crosse the first of the week MISSISSIPPI
Vernon County censor. [volume] (Viroqua, Wis.) 1865-1955, 1914-03-18
THIS STOMACH REMEDY
HELPS YOUR FRIENDS

Almost every day some grateful per-
son comes into our stere and tells US of
benefits received from the use of Rex
all Dyspepsia Tablets Knowing how
much good ther have done Others and
knowing what they are made of, we
feel sure they will help you So great
is our faith in them that we urge you
to try them entirely at our risk, with
our personal promise that if they don't
do all you expect them to do and make
your stomach comfortable and healthy
and your digestion easy, We'll hand back
your money.
We couldn't endorse anything any
more strongly than we do Rexall Dys-
pepsia Tablets. Containing Pepsin and
Bismuth two of the greatest digestive
aids known to medical science, they
sooth the stomach, check heartburn and
distress, promote natural flow of the
gastric juice, and help regulate the
bowels. Remember, if they don t make
sour digestion so easy and comfortable
that you can eat whatever you like, we
want you to come back and tell US and
get your money. Sold only at the more
than z, bGa Rezall Stores, and in this
town only at our store. Three sizes,
25c, Soc and S1.00. ~. j. Johnson, Vi
roqua. Wis.
Vernon County censor. [volume] (Viroqua, Wis.) 1865-1955, 1914-03-18
THIS NEW MEDICINE
SAVES YOU MONEY

We are druggists right here in your
town and make living out of the drug
business, but it is because people have
to have drugs and not because we like
to see people suffer-we don't. Our
duty is to render the best service we
can, and s. hen someone is ailing, we
are interested on seeing them take the
best medicine there is for their partic-
ular trouble. We don't recommend
cure alls, as we don't believe there are
such things. We don't want you to
spend more than you have to. Some of
you get small wages, and when you're
sick, none at all, and you should get
the most you can for your money.
We recently came across new rem
edy for increasing strength and build
ing up people who are run down and
emaciated We know that slight
trouble sometimes grows into serious
one, and to stop it in the beginning, will
save you money in the end. This new
compound is called Rexall Olive Oil
Emulsion. 1t is the best rene y, when
you are rundown, tired out, .It.i 81 us
10 matter what the cause. 1t doesn't
merely stimulate you and make you
feel good for few hours, but takes
hold of the weakness and builds YOU up
to healthy, normal condition 1t is a
real nervesf food tonic and builder of
good blood, strong muscle, good digest
ion Il contains Hypophosphites, which
tone the nerves, ard pure Olive Oil,
which nourishes the nerves. the blood
and the entire system Pleasant to
take. Contains no alcohol or habit-form-
ing drugs We promise that if you are
not perfectly satisfied with it, we'll
give back your money as soon as you
tell US. Sold only at the 1000 Rexall
Stores, and in this town only by us.
81 90 "A. ]. Johnson, Viroqua, Wis.
Vernon County censor. [volume] (Viroqua, Wis.) 1865-1955, 1914-03-18

has sold the house occupied by J. W. Lowe to Pr
penhagen brothers. Mrs. Chas. Ender and daugh-
ter Geneva visited relatives at La Crosse Mrs.
VIM Burkhardt passed away at the home of her
daughter at Waukesha. Body was brought here
for burial. Services at the German Lutheran
church. Mrs. Lowe of Petersburg spent couple
of days at the home of her son j. w Lowe of this
village. .. Ferdinand HuSer and family left for
Cochrane TO make their future home. Mr. Huber
has been section boss on the Southeastern for
number of years. The village regrets their re-
moval but wish them prosperity in their new
home. xYz
Vernon County censor. [volume] (Viroqua, Wis.) 1865-1955, 1914-03-18
A JUDICIAL ELECTION
Notice of judicial and County
Board of Education Election
THE STATE OF WISCONSIN
Denartrnant Of Sfate IS

Department of State %
NOTICE is HEREBY GIVEN THAT AT AN
~ election TO be held in the several towns vii
lagos and election precincts on the first Tuesday
Of April. A. D., 1914. being the seventh day Of
said month the following officers to be elected:
A Justice of the Supreme Court to succeed James
G. Kerwin. whose term expires on the first Mon
day IN January. A. D. 1919.
Such Civil. Municipal and County Judges as are
required by law to be elected at such election.
County Board of Education. consisting of five
members. shall be elected in each county board of
education district.
Said election to be held and conducted. votes
canvassed ard returns made according 10 law.
Given under my hand and official seal at the
Capitol: in the City of Madison. Wis, this 18th
J. S. DONALD. Secretary of State.
THE STATE OF WISCONSIN
County of Vernon
|, Berlie Moore, clerk of the said county of Yer
non do hereby certify that the foregoing is true
by the secretary of the state of the State Of Wis
consin. and now on file in my Office
Dated this l4th day of March. A. d. 1gi4
BERLIE MOORE, County Clerk.
THE STATE OF WISCONSIN,
County of Vernon
To the city. town and village clerks of he sever.
al cities towns and villages of Vernon county,
At judicial election to be held in the city,
eral towns. villages and wards and election dis
tricts In this county the first Tuesday of April
A. ID. 1914, being the 7th day of said month. the
following officer5 designated in the foregoing
tce from the secretary of state, are to be elected
to-wit
A Justice Of the Supreme Court to succeed James
G. Kerwin, whose term expires on the first Mon
day in January. A. ID 1915.
A County Board Of Education, consisting of five
members, to comply with the provisions of the
new law.
The following question presented to the late
session of the county board will be voted upon:
Resolved. That there be and hereby is submit
ted to the electors of Vernon county the question
of whether or not said county shall levy a tax of
-. 0OO for the purpose of erecting suitable sol
dies monument in the court yard in the city of
Viroqua and appropriate the same for said pur-
pose, to be voted on at the annual election to be
held in April 1914. and that said question be sub
mitted TO the electors by the county clerk in sub
stantially the following form; Shall Vernon coun-
ty construct a soldiers monument at expense
of not to exceed $1,000? Yes No
Said elections to be held and conducted. votes
canvassed and returns made according to law.
Given under my hand and official seal IN the city
of Viroqua this 18th day of March, A. n 1414
BERLIE MOORE. County Clerk.
Vernon County censor. [volume] (Viroqua, Wis.) 1865-1955, 1914-03-18

-Educate your dollars 20 have more
sense by buying your building materials
of John E. Nuzum &. Sons Lumber Co.
We carry the largest stock of lum-
Der in western Wisconsin. And the
prices are right Bekkedal Lumber
Company.
Vernon County censor. [volume] (Viroqua, Wis.) 1865-1955, 1914-03-18
THE STATE OF WISCONSIN
County of Vernon

/, Berlie Moore, clerk of the said I
non. do hereby certify that the fore
copy Of a judicial election notice SCI
by the secretary Of the state of the
consin. and now on file in my office.
Dated this l4th day of March. A.
Evening journal., 1914-08-12

Declaring that experience Of dairy
farmers indicates increased milk pro-
duction where COWS are fed silage,
the Department of Agriculture has
just issued a statement to encourage
the use of silos.
Silage is the best and cheapest
form in which a succulent feed can
be provided for winter use, the bulle-
tin says.
An acre of grain can be placed in
the silo at a cost not exceeding that
OF the stockings, husking, grinding
and shredding. Crops can be put in
the silo during weather that cannot
be used in making or curing fodder.
A given amount of corn in the form
of silage will produce more milk
than the same when shocked and
dried.
There is less waste in feeding sill
age than in feeding fodder.
Good silage, properly feed, is all
consumed and in addition very profit
able, palatable. Like other succulent
feed, it has a beneficial effect upon
the digestive organs Of animals.
Evening journal., 1914-08-12
PHILADELPHIA | BABY
Wins FIRST HONOR
Contest for Prizes at Springs
Park Brings Out 1000
Entries

Nearly 500 babies from Philadel-
phia, Camden, Wilmington and points
adjacent yesterday contested for
prizes at Brandywine Springs Park
in the presence Of at least 10000 per-
sons. Philadelphia won first prize
for the prettiest baby. Chester for the
fattest. Wilmington for the cutest,
Collingdale, Pa, the first for twins
and Belle Moor for the best decorated
coach.
There was a parade of babies. Of
which moving pictures were taken,
and souvenirs we're presented to all
the children there The first prizes
were silver loving cups. the second
gold neck chain and the third we're
handsome vases.
The list of prizewinners were:
Prettiest baby-First, Ida GummeIl,
1910 North Franklin street. Philadel-
phia; second, Katherine Maria See,
112 West Twenty-ninth street, Will
mington; third, Donald Foline, 455
Royden street. Camden.
Fattest baby-First, Jack Liley, 306
West Second street; second, Daniel
II. Mahan, 612 East Seventh street.
Wilmington: third, Tacy Tatzl, 1920
Fifty-second street, Philadelphia.
Cutest baby-First, Alice May Holt,
622 Sixth street, Wilmington: sec
ond, Nan Anderson. 407 Somerset
street, Gloucester city; third, Helen
Laird, Chester.
Most attractive twins-First. Lee
C.. and Washington NJ. Ellis, $50
Clifton avenue. Collingdale. Pa: sec
ond, Blanche NJ. and Margaret A..
Ross, 122 Jasper avenue Woodbury.,
N. j.; third, Frances and Elisabeth
German, II South Broome, Whining
ton.
Best decorated eoach-First. Evelyn
c. Fooks. Belle Moor, coach decorat-
ed by Ferris Giles, of Wilmington;
second, Frederick Pearl, 1891 Pleas
ant street, Philadelphia, coach dec
GRATED by w. c. McCool, Brandywine
Springs.
Evening journal., 1914-08-12
making READY FOR
SPRINGS CARNIVAL week

Work Of decorating Brandywine
Springs Park for Carnival Week
which will begin on Monday next
has been commenced by w. NJ. Bot
tomley, the decorator and will be COM
pleted in a few days. It is the larg-
est contract for decorating given in
this section in a long time and will
probably take more bunting than has
been required on any single contract
given out for years. Nothing will be
left undone however to make Carni-
val Week the biggest in the history Of
the park.
The local Musicians Union which
will have charge of the musical fes-
tival which will be held on Thursday
and Friday evenings Of Carnival
Week expect that event to be the
most elaborate in the musical line
ever held in this section. A num-
Der of bands have already entered for
the band contest on Thursday night
and on Friday night there will be a
big masked carnival. 1t is expected
that every musician who is not other
wise employed will be at the park to
play on one Of these nights. There
will be dancing on both evenings with
a big orchestra for the regular dances
and band of thirty pieces for the
marches.
Unusual interest is also being taken
in the Carry a Message to Garcia"
plan. Garcia will be at the park each
afternoon and evening during the
week until some one delivers him
message and wins $50 in gold which
is offered. The messages which are
to be delivered will be p tinted on
cards which will be given at all the
stands in the park with a purchase.
The newspapers will in few days
print a description of Garcia and will
also tell where he will be at various
times. There will be an excellent
chance for someone to win $50 in
gold easily. There is more than
usual interest in the contest.
This week there is an excellent
vaudeville bill being given in the
park theatre. 1t is one Of the best
vaudeville bills which has ever been
given there and as usual only a few
seats are reserved, all the others be-
ing free. 1t is an excellent enter
tainment which is being offered this
week.
Evening journal., 1914-08-12
YORKLYN VISITORS.

Special to THE EVENING JOURNAL.
YORKLYN, Del, Aug. 12-Frank
Stackhouse and family autoed
through here yesterday.-Da
Lyons and mother, of Coatesville,
made a motor visit with Ashland
friends on Sunday.-Mrs William
Kennerly, of Sacramento, Cal. is here
on a months visit with G. w. Hopes
end f9mily.-Constable Samuel r..
Dennell has purchased the cafe of E..
Buligiani.-Mrs. Cornelius Lynch and
son are aojourning at Atlantic City.
Miss Dorothy Merrick, of Fred
erick, Md, spent Sunday here.-Miss
Catherine Yeost, of Philadelphia, is
visiting her sister, Mrs. Samuel Dun
nell and family-Mrs. Mary Grady
has been i'll the past few days.
Charles Martin and Aired Smith have
left on an extended automobile tour
to Kalamazoo, Mich.-Miss Ethel
Lewiston. of Concordville, is visiting
Centreville friends.-Mrs. Charles
Thompson and son. Maxwell, of viii
nington. are visiting Laurence Pen
nington and family.-Miss Edward
Curtis, Alfred Press, Frank McVaugh.
Jr., and Raymond Moore are on a
weeks fishing and camping outing
down the Chesapeake Bay.-Misses
Charlotte Hermener and Louietta
Remington, of Chester. arrived here
today for weeks stay-The Rev.
John A. Boyd, of the Baltimore Dio-
cese, is spending his vacation with
his parents, Mr.. and Mrs. Andrew
Boyd, at Ashland.-Miss Clara Jester
Of Wilmington, was a weekend yisi-
tor here.
Evening journal., 1914-08-12

Goat raising is a demonstrated
success In the United States, the De-
partment of Agriculture believes.
The industry is said to be SO well
established that no inconvenience
will be felt in this country from the
action of the South African govern
ment in prohibiting expectation Of
Angoras. The best American fleeces
now equal those of South Africa and
Asia.
Nearly every state now has its
goat fiocks, but they thrive best in the
northwest. The department encour-
ages their raising on the theory that
not only are they a source Of profit.
but they clear away underbrush,
which, if allowed to grow unchecked,
would become a fire menace.