Bisbee daily review., 1914-02-15
CR|O|RON CLUB !. HAS HIGH LINKS

| WAsH1NSToN, Feb i4.-saint Valentine was the patron of the Grid iron Club at its mid-winter dinner to- night and in witty verse in delicate stran and in laughterprovoking car. features sketched by famous cartoon ists were the pet vanities and foibies of the many distinguishe5 guests dis closed for mutual edlfication. The range of entertainment provided was wide. and at one time CT another the diners were transported to Santo Domingo and Mexico; made interested spectators of picturesque inaugura. ton ceremonies and admitted to the secrets of the war on trusts The fav- orite policies of the ncN aam.nistra. tion were exhibited in such garb ss to startle at times the authors who were present in perscn.
 A cabaret show comprised scene of jollity and carefree gayety. as pre- sented by the "Bane of Hope. the most optimistic crowd Of hopors ever gotten together and introducing per formers of worldwide fame. includ. ing Fuerta, Uncle Joe. the Colonel. Charles Murphy, Miss Democracy. Mrs Grundy. Dame Chance and suf- fragette". Here the musical talent of the Club found full opportunity as the various characters entered the show. To the air of Curse of an Aching Heart" Charles Murphy poured out his woes as follows: They made me think was Big
 Chief,
 And I believed them. too. They told me things to swell my
 pride
 And mase me think thA1 true; I played the game of politics, a backed my man and lcst. And now I am a derelict,
 "Alone I pay the cost"
 The Colonel also appealed to the tive appeal in song to the air of Take Me Back"
 Take me back to your ranks once
 again boys,
 once again let me run the big
 show.
 Take me back and you never will
 lose me,
 For I am a winner, you know; T am tired Vi living outside the
 ramparts,
 You need ME ust as I've need of
 you, / T need you. want you, l need you. Take me back and I'll always be
 true
 Mrs. Grundy identified some af the "watchful wavers There was Alter, Jeremiah Beveridge 'aiting for the people to appreciate true statesman ship" And John Ilnd "the original watchful waiter who never sets tired of his job. tholgh some other people do" Asked shether Lind was a visitor in MeM sc .Huerta replied: ''isieor! He's a regular boarder" Uncle Joe--"what is he doing down thereT
 Huerta-'Me: guess"
 Uncle Joe--Aie you nearing the end of your resources?"
 Huerta-"No. a bit of 1t. The print. iag presses are working overtime and the output of government bonds Is good
 And then he burst into song to the air of He Rambles" "A year I've been President down In
 Mexico.
 But now an lntimation comes that
 will have to go. "A kind friend on the north has stim'
 ulated this demand,
 Until I'm forced to think at last
 will me canned. Q. "Oh. then I will ramble, ramble, I'll ramble. all around, "Til safety I've found.
 "oh, then will ramble. ramble. m ramble. but not on my native
 ground"
 In Chilling melodrama was tod the story of the antitrust plans cf Che n. administration. concluding with an impressive tableaux of tie formal sis V" nature of the Constitution of Peace ,s putting to the test of merriment the policies and prospects of the doml nant party. Trusting the trusts was the name oil this melodrama and the purpose was disclosed in an eloquent pn. logue
 Where then tonight we'll strive tC
 make most clear,
 That busting trusts may go with
 kindly feeling.
 That sentiment and all .hat gives
 good-cheer
 Are not apart from what once
 seemed raw dealing From busting trusts we turn to trus
 the trusts,
 ''Thus runs the new Wilsonian dis
 pensation;
 "A trust that's trusted: it no longer
 busts,
 "Or in it's heart can shelter tha
 sensation.
 The plot opened with Father Trus and Daughter of lndustrg in hiding