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The daily Alaskan., 1914-04-18
SURROUNDED
 WITH WATER POWER PLANTS

Seattle, April 1S-The University 0 Washington has wi-hu easy reach more hydrO-elecJrjc power plants Q. engineering interest than any other university or technical srAool in the country.
 The power plants at Suoqualmte Falls, Cedar river, Lake TapDs, Electron, Nisqually river and the Elwha arc examples of hign class modern engineering. Tne several rIants differ, but each represents an important type of dro.clectIic de- veloRment. Through the courtesy of the owners, the students from the University of Washington are given opportunity to see all the important features.
 Teste are often made on the hy- GrauHc and electric machinery M which students from tho civl and electrical department take part.
The daily Alaskan., 1914-04-18
TWO BIRTHDAYS
 CELEBRATED

Last Saturday the girls in Mrs. E. 8Iauchard's Sunday school class met 10 decorate the Methodist Church for Easter, aided by their teacher. This done, they invited Mrs Blanch- ard to the Parsonage, where she was surprised to find a table spread with a DaIatable lunch in the Annex. When asked what this meant she Was told her girls had been invited to meet to celebrate her roth birth day, with a delayed celebration of Ruth Pedersen's 12th birthday, Mir L. II. Pedersen being the hostess, Both were pleasantly emembered by a number of tasty presents. Those in attendance were: Mrs. E. Blanchard, Gertrude Liddicoat, Vern Miller, LeIa Malan, Mavis HukilL Sarah Friedenthal, Ermine Latham, Ellen Rogers, Birdie Selmer, Fran ces Kennedy, Myrtle DiNcn, Ruth Pedersen, Floris Clark, Mrs. J.. Kennedy, Mrs. l.. A. Harrison.
The daily Alaskan., 1914-04-18
MEXICO GIVEN
 TILL TOMORROW

Seattle, April l'1S-A bulletin here today states that President Wilson has given President Huelta until six o'clock Sunday nigh to salute the American flag, and in case of 8 failure to do so all the ports of Mexico will be blockaded.
 Washington, D. c. April IS President Wilson late yesterday afternoon tlatly rejected President Huerta's proposition for simuI- taneous salute.
 Mexico City, April 13--The Un- lted States reply was received by the Mexican cabinet at a late hour last night, but is believed to have proven unsatisfactory
The daily Alaskan., 1914-04-18
TREADWELL co. PAYROLL
 HUNDRED THOUSAND DOLLARS

Tomorrow will be payday by the Treadvell company, the night men drawing their salaries in the morn ing while the day men will be paid in the afternoon. About one hum dred thousand dollars w.u be the amount of the payroll for the past month, though from now on the amount will be increased consider ably during the summer season.- Juneau Empire.
The daily Alaskan., 1914-04-18
ALLAN
 GETS IN SECOND

Nome, April 1S-Scotty Allan got in second yesterday iR the dog race and Fred Aver finished poor third. Seppala, another of the con- testants, withdrew from the race at an early stage of the proceedings, he having lost the trail and fell over a cliff, badly injuriEg several of his dogs.
The daily Alaskan., 1914-04-18
ANXIOUS ABOUT
 THE TAT00SH

Valdez, April 1S-Fears are enter taiued here for the saiely of the tug Tatoosh which, with 1he barge America in tow, is seyel days. over due from Seattle.
 Besides the crews there are forty carpenters aboard the barge bound for the Granby Mining and Smelt- ing company's plant.
The daily Alaskan., 1914-04-18
"E"S F50"
 HE YUKON

From tnc Wh,cnorse Star of April If.u:
 As ys. there ire DO indications of a hraaaw ul tae river gt this lars ..t,gu~r tba a.o" O. yes.er- aay morning wn.1 w-Jg went AWAY .-..s'.y uIH tend .o weaken .n. .,. a.a yl-rs u-u ,ao river broke ...a ne Isu and last year un raa aa.a of April ra 1909 IL ..u ..# .e St. o- May and in lgls mu the 7n of May.
 Reports from the raeao mine ... .a ... c-e,a uat all the good miners .o ra procured are being employed .au that excellent work .s bctu. done. Roo. Dowo.s teams .rg -H hauling wood 10 l.c mines, ..cr. thousand cords .G which are re..- ,a. ... is usa. General Man. .-.r .a..aa.ra has n.. lo.o in .r.a .u. ..ua time. heinz busy ..~g ... .nou.J tie -.ao
 G. D. cy.a#cu. the ea.e.uristne young .u #.. oa9a ...- sea" .go s~ru gae e-sy 0n. who has since .aa.a.u u .aa ..e 0aaa#,. .- this ...... -.. ...a...1 .os- ..v.... .~. ]. -r..ua.- . .u1"ou. .G... .fl ..-.-. .a .- raising ..d TT. ....a .... ...a.uau'a.s !. w...-...s N- s....eI is ...... .. ... ..s... N...- .-. ...- ..... ..... .y.u ........ il the ..U.. .. ...a.c coming west. Mr. .a.u#.. ... already wa .el what .-a.... T.. w.l ls.E ... ..-#a.oE .-s t....... .na .......... ..r ia- ....... ... ,... .... ...l to ... ......=. ... . ..yg .s- sn...... .... ... r..... 9. the .uo. .n.G ....... ...a in WL.o..... E#... ......toa c,n..-... ... .g. .....s will .. ..... ......
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 From ..... 2. eight. ... ...H were pres .t -- IT.. wo..#. a. which gar. i. " Martin WIS .amoI a5 rn#-... a.l 4. N Ir.a.s .Dsoc- r..ry. -.... ..I. ...a u..e by yau".. -..u. .. J. Na.... A W. H. sm... Q. "..sou. t.. ". Curtis, e. l. ........ u.... ...o. una..d Ross ... . o....-... a. ..e speak CTS ....... ..u ...a.. Highway ua 1.... ......v .o The ulure -ro".. ... ar......E D. taa .er- -llors
 \ ....... .a ur -s... waomp- son. N. F. .a. "HGou a=Etug him to ..a. H. lie m..... a. .ne inter- nation. ...a a.u ,a. authorities o. Drifts. ...-u.. .aI C. tac Cr- lOcl s.... E.Een-c2.. uaz signed hg .N-.. I... ... present.
 A .a.....a n.ura.-t c. G. w.. Jm.... g. l. .l"-a.s and F.. ,. Whit aaa ..... u.. t.. uu...e at com- a-u... .... -..a tie agHas of trade C, ..,. ... -..g".E, au. with D". . ii. E. ..n~-, @em,os O. .ao British Columbia parliament 10. A,lm; also, with sir Richard Uc3r1n, premier Of Erl-isa Columbia, souGIng their cooperation il the m0.-er Of bring ing anou. tl. construction of the
The daily Alaskan., 1914-04-18
PRICE 10 GENTS
RITCHIE WINS
 FROM MURPHY

San Francisco, April 1S-Willie Ritchie was given the decision last night over Harlem Tommy Murphy at the end of the twentieth round. Tie champion defended his title in a convincing fashion while Murphy fought courageous and aggres- sive battle
The daily Alaskan., 1914-04-18
MAY DAY SOCIAL.

The Woman's Church Auxiliary will give the first of May a May Day Social, to aid in painting the Methodist church. Keep the date open.
The daily Alaskan., 1914-04-18
LAST SURVIVOR
 DEAD IN TACOMA

Tacoma, April 1S-George Riley, the only survivor of Dr. Kane's farthest north polar expedition n 1853, died here today from para lytic stroke.
The daily Alaskan., 1914-04-18
MAHONEY NAME
 OF ASSASSIN

New York, April 1S-Aichacl Ma honey is the name of the man who attempted to assassiuate Mayor John Mitchell yesterday. He still refuses to talk.
The daily Alaskan., 1914-04-18

For Sale-Second hand lumber and fence posts. Inquire of Mrs. Mary Barnard, 18th Street. 4-16tf
The daily Alaskan., 1914-04-18
T0L-S BASIS 0F
 COMING FIGHT
By ARTHUR ". DUNN.

Washington, April 18-- (SpeciaD House leadership may be lnvolveu ln the fp1, that occurred over Panama canal tolls. There are now two impOr- tant places in tho house, the speaker ship auI the craftsmanship of the ways and means committee.
 Os,ur ". Undorwood will not be in the next house, but the next ranking man on the committee of ways and means is Claude Kitchen of North Car oIina. who has stood with Underwood against the administration on the Pan anna canal question.
 In all probability, Champ Clark will be in the next house and will be a candidate for speaker. The interesting question arises whether some ambi- tiols Iumo.rat who supported the Wilson policy n regard to Panama ca- nal tolls W.ll oppose Clark for speaker.
 N-at--,:y and Texas Men.
 Looming ua as administration lead CTS in Gun hon.n are Shcrley of Ken mr.y and II n.y of Texas. Henry had sncaEr~-l.n a-fitous heretofore, and Shprlvv desired 10 he among the lead CTS and .J one time thought that he should have had the craftsmanship of the committee on appropriations. If the break bc,vrcu Clark and his close followers 0u uuc side. and the admin istrwtiuu auI it.; adhorcnts on the other should n.u.Ean sl As to split the party the Six1y.fnurOG congress will witness d most interesting light in the Demo- cratic party tor house control and lead crshiu.
 Yin .hc First Bout.
 Coug.ra-...u Gardner of Massachu- sets is oaa .r hose men who believe thtf tho fellow who wins the first trick ur -.u .a.t heat or takes the first DIarn in alg oan.u.J is destined to con- uurr. In every fight Gardner believes that winning tnr first round is q great advantage. Aud that is the way he conducts Iis cou@rcssional battles. Get in tra first nuw. tekc every adyan- ,Hrp. win whenever you can, is the way tur Massachusetts congressman makes his a-n.s. "Get what you can when gou are ge.tjH," was the maxim of southern man l once knew, and Gard.w.scam to ha carrying it out
 Getting E.en With Frear.
 Several members of the house did uue like tln criticism which Congress- mau ..rwr of Wisconsin made in con- nc-t.a vuH irms in the river and ha.rp. U. At ouc point Congress- um Humphreys of Mississippi spoke of tue wou.crmmt he had at the mental process of the Wisconsin man. "I can only explain it." said Hum phrrys. 'un .u, old theory announced hy am ancient wophet-that man is fcarfr-'r agl wonderfully made"
 X lir'n latter Congressman Booher of Missouri WAS pitching into Frcar, and the Wisconsin mau asked if Boomer wpuI v..d su that he might explain.
 "No" >a.I Bnon.r The gentleman has o.n.nI three OF four days ex-
The daily Alaskan., 1914-04-18
HESS
 AN ASPIRANT

Fairbanks, April 18-Luther Hess is an aspirant for District Judge Fuller's position in the event of the latter's resignation being asked on account of political reaBoIs.
The daily Alaskan., 1914-04-18

Seattle papers, P-I or Times may be purchased at the Long News stand at Depot. If.
The Monte Vista journal., 1914-08-08
P. E. o. RECITAL

The Presbyterian church last
Friday evening was beautifully
decorated in the colors of the p
+. O. society, under whose auspices
WAS given most enjoyable must
cal and elocutionary recital.
The reader, Miss Alta Ruth
Williams, has been a favorite with
Monte Vista people and she was
enthusiastically received after her
absence of a year, during which
time she has been studying at one
of the prominent schools of ex-
preston. Miss Williams gave
program from varied authors which
demonstrated her versatile inter
probation. She has facility in
the dialect compositions which are
often 80 discouraging to readers
and possesses voice of great hex-
Utility. Her future promises to be
very successful one.
The musical numbers were uni
formly excellent. The vocal trio,
THE Isle of Nid-Nod," by Mes
danes Edman, Fuller and Woods,
was especially pleasing, the har-
monious blending of the voices
being perfect. A violin solo by
Miss Gertrude Mckay of Denver
was delightful feature of the re-
cital.
The Monte Vista journal., 1914-08-08
GAME AT SACUACHE

An interesting base ball game
was played at Saguache Sunday
when the Monte Vista Feds" were
defeated by the score of to 3 by
the Saguache team. Robert Mac
Arthur pitched nice game for the
Feds, allowing seven hits and strik-
ing out five. Monte had good
chance to win in the ninth, when
with two outs Macarthur singled
and Newman duplicated, Hubbard
at the bat, Newman WAS pushed off
the base and tagged by the base
man and was called out by the UNI
pire. The score:
The Monte Vista journal., 1914-08-08
MONTE DROPS
ANOTHER TO DEL NORTE

The Monte Vista ball team had
an off day Tuesday when they met
their second defeat of the season
at the hands of Del Norte. The
verdict is that the game was lost
on account of errors, nearly every
one of the Monte team being
charged with the crime OF booting
the ball or contributory negligence.
Mcknight pitched a good game.
The score:
The Monte Vista journal., 1914-08-08

j. Ii. Redford and wife of Mis-
souri, are new residents of Monte
Vista. Mr.. Redford is a cousin of
w. A. Bronnugh and has secured
position with the Rio Grande
Hardware company.
The Monte Vista journal., 1914-08-08

Teething babies always have a hard
time OF ii when this process occurs m
hot weather They not only have to
contend with painful gums, but the
stomach is disordered, bowels loose and
the body uncomfortable. The best help
you can give the little sufferer IL Nc.
Gees Baby Elixir. II corrects sour stom
ach, cools and quiets the bowels and
helps digestion. Price pc and 50c per
bottle. Sold by Fuller Drug Co.
The Monte Vista journal., 1914-08-08
DEL NORTE

Summary-Two-base hits: Goss, Mar
KEEL Bases on balls: OF Higgins 2, off
Mcknight l. Struck out; By Higgins
IL, by Mcknight z. Double play: Fen
wick to Highfill.
The Monte Vista journal., 1914-08-08

summary Earned run; Monte !.
Base ON balls on Floyd ., oil MacAr.
thur 2. Struck out: by Floyd 4, by
Macarthur .. Left on bases Monte I,
Ssguache q. Double play: Wallace, Wal.
lace to Busch. Passed ball; Fuson /.
Hit by pitcher: Newman, Wallace. Um.
pire, Fields.
The Monte Vista journal., 1914-08-08
NOTICE

! have moved my harness and
bicycle shop to the Savage build
ing, one door north of Iris theater,
and will be pleased TO see my pa
irons and friends at the new loca.
ton. CLARENCE JONES,
The Monte Vista journal., 1914-08-08

Mrs. X. Il. Gilfllen and daugh-
ter Genevieve of Kewanee, Ills,
are visiting Mr.. and Mrs. Walter
George. Mrs, Gilfillen is "a sister
of Mrs George.
The Monte Vista journal., 1914-08-08

When you use a kodak why
not use the best? See the pic
ture in our window.
Fuller Drug Co.
The Monte Vista journal., 1914-08-08

A. II. Cloudy returned to Monte
Vista last Saturday after an alb
senoe Of several months, during
which time he has been in Texas,
Oklahoma, Kansas, Nebraska and
other states. Ted says he has come
to stay.
The Monte Vista journal., 1914-08-08

Arthur Burd was injured Satur-
day evening while riding bron-
cho and for several days WAS I'M
able to be out of the house. The
broncho started to buck and ran
against tree, which knocked him
down. He then made a whirlwiud
running buck for distance, finally
falling a second time. Arthur rode
the horse all the time without
being thrown and did not know he
was hurt until it was all over.
The Monte Vista journal., 1914-08-08

SEASON
WE EVER EXPERIENCED
Our big clearance sales during the
past month have disposed of near
ly all the summer seasonable mer-
chandise, and on August 18th we
leave for the eastern markets to
purchase the
New Fall e Winter
Merchandise
We have enjoyed such an immense bust
during the past season, that it is our in
tention to bring to Monte Vista the largest
up-to-date assortment of high quality mer-
chandise ever displayed in southern Colorado.
All the new goods will be on display in
our store by September LIST, and we promise
to make it the grandest showing of
Dry Goods Fancy Goods
Notions Shoes
Mems Furnishings
xuo ox1or o,unoJ
The Monte Vista journal., 1914-08-08
BATTING AVERAGES

The batting averages of the men,
bers of the Monte Vista ball team
to date are as follows:
Shepherdstown register. [volume] (Shepherdstown, Va. [W. Va.]) 1849-1955, 1914-02-12
shoeing An Army In Wartime.

In his biography of Gen. James S.
Wadsworth, Mr.. Henry 6. Pearson tells
an amusing incident that occurred when
the Army OF the Potomac was rushing
north to intercept Lees invasion. After
leaving the Rappahannock, Wadsworth's
men had come over hundred miles, and
the rough roads had completed the de-
struction OF many pair OF shoes. The
general, as he saw his men trudging along
with bleeding feet, determined TO take the
first opportunity 10 relieve their suffeTings.
We came to a town $50 he tolo the
story TO a newspaper correspondent some
eight months later. and who was rid
ing at the head of the column, Spurred
ahead to see if there were not some shoe
stores where could purchase what the
men needed. All the shops were closed;
the first men saw were sitting outside
OF closed shop.
Are there any shoe stores in this
town." asked. They replied in a
gruff way that they could not tell; there
might be and there might not. told
them that wanted TO buy shoes for my
troops, who were barefooted. They re-
Piled they guessed | wouldn't get many.
AT that got angry. Said |, "There are
two pairs OF shoes, at any rate, which |
see on your feet. Take them off Instant
Typ They had TO do it. went through
the town and took the shoes off every
mans feet, and thus raised about two
hundred pairs in all.
One fine old fellow, miller, whom !
met, did not deprive ofhS pair. rode
up to him, and asked if he had any shoes
he could spare me, and told him OF the
pitiful condition OF my men. The old
man said, 81 don't know whether there's
any shoes in the house or not, butt
looking down at his feet-"here's pair
you're welcome to, at any rate" ! would
not let him take them off. but he gave me
some from his house. All the rest strip
ped.
Shepherdstown register. [volume] (Shepherdstown, Va. [W. Va.]) 1849-1955, 1914-02-12

The State taxation officers went 10 the
home OF John ID. Rockefeller in Cleve-
land, Ohio, on Monday, and served the
demand that he pay taxes on his personal
property, estimated at nine hundred mil
lions, into the treasury of Cuyshoga coun-
ty. They claim that having resided in
that county the greater part Of the pre-
ceding twelve months, he has established
his legal residence. He refused to see
them, but they left the document showing
total of his personal property. II is as
great as the remainder of The taxable
property in the county. The tax on il
will come TO twelve million dollars.
Shepherdstown register. [volume] (Shepherdstown, Va. [W. Va.]) 1849-1955, 1914-02-12
MRS. ". ". LAKE
Tells Others How to Get Strong
and Well.

Mrs. W. W. Lake OF Aberdeen,
Miss. says: "The grippe had left me
In a weak. rundown condition from
which | suffered for some time. ]
tried different remedies but nothing
seemed to do me any good until ]
took Vinol, from which received
great benefit. My cough is almost
entirely gone and I am strong and
well again, and am glad to recon.
mend vinol to others who suffer as
did"
Mrs. Lakes recovery was due 20
the combined action OF the medicinal
elements extracted from Gods livers
combined with the blood making
and strength creating properties Of
tonic iron, which are contained In
vinol, and her cough disappeared as
q natural result.
We guarantee that Vinol viii do all
we claim and will pay back your
money II Vinol does not satisfy you.
p. s. Stop scratching. our Saxo
salve stops itching. We guarantee IL
OWENS q MILLER, Druggists,
Shepherdstown.W Va.
Shepherdstown register. [volume] (Shepherdstown, Va. [W. Va.]) 1849-1955, 1914-02-12

During a case of severe illness, The
wife OF the sick man asked neighbor TO
go over TO the next farm and buy ten
cents worth of onions TO make some
poultces.
When the caller asked for the onions,
the farmer looked perplexed, and declar-
ed that he had no onions, never did have
any, and did not even know what an on
ion was The neighbor remarked that
he was almost certain tha, he had seen
onions in the garden.
"No, you are mistaken, stranger" The
farmer answered. 81 got penaters, ter
matters, redisheS, green punkins, but no
onions"
After the man had gone onionless away,
the farmer turned to his wife and said,
"Hette, | wonder if that man didn't mean
ingins 2"
Shepherdstown register. [volume] (Shepherdstown, Va. [W. Va.]) 1849-1955, 1914-02-12
Norfolk &WeStern Ry,

Schedule in Effect May 25, 1913.
LEAVE SHEPHERDSTOWN DAILY.
SOUTHBOUND.
No, 13-S.15 A. M.-For Bristol and in
termediate stations; Pullman sleep
er to Roanoke; Dining Car; connects
with the ST. Louis Express for all
points West; Pullman Sleeper Roam
oke to Columbus and Cincinnati, cafe
car.
No. 27-5.33 P. M. = Fot Elkton, Va,
and Local Stations.
NORTHBOUND.
No. 2S-lO.29 A. M.-For Hageistown
and Intermediate stations, connects al
Hagerstown for Harrisburg, Philadel-
phia and New York.
No. l4-S.O4 P. NJ. - For Hagerstown,
Philadelphia, and New York; Pullman
Sleepers via Hagerstown 70 Harris
burg, Philadelphia and New York.
Dining Car TO HagerStown.
LEAVE SHENANDOAH JUNCTION.
No. l-2O6A. M.-For Roanoke, Bristol,
3luefield, Pocahontas, Norton, WEIGH
and intermediate Stations. Pullman
Sleeper to Gary and Winston Salem.
Cafe Car to Gary. VIII stop at Shep-
heTdstown for passengers for Roam
oke and South.
If you are thinking of taking atrip YOU
want quotations, cheapest fares, reliable
and correct information, as to routes, train
schedules, the most comfortable and quick
EST way. Write and the information is
yours for the asking, with one of our CON-
plete Map Folders.
w. B. BEVILL, w. c. SAUNDERS,
Pass. Traff. Mngr. Gen. Pass. Agt.
Roanoke, Va.
Shepherdstown register. [volume] (Shepherdstown, Va. [W. Va.]) 1849-1955, 1914-02-12
"Ohm, Sweet Ohm"

Scotland has story Of a German trav-
eller who arrived at a London hotel, not
long ago, and Immediately sought out the
manager.
From Potsdam vos come" he an
nounced.
"a fine place." remarked the manager.
"Dere vos peter"
"Yes, Berlin ?
"Nein; Ohm"
"Ohm2 In-er-Germany of course2"
"Nein; in this country-in Britain. |
voS come from Potsdam TO see Ohm |
vos at der concert in Potsdam and hear
der great English soprano sing dat Der
is no bace like Ohm TN all der British
people in der concert cry like der leete
babies. Dot must be der wonderful blace,
Ohm, TO make der British cry. tink TO
myself, will 60 and see dis blace Ohm
vot der vos no blace like. Now, vich is
der way to Ohm ?"
Shepherdstown register. [volume] (Shepherdstown, Va. [W. Va.]) 1849-1955, 1914-02-12

A colored man brought his wife to the
dentist one morning TO have one OF her
teeth extracted. The dentist proposed
giving the woman gas. The negro look
ed worried.
"Is dat necessary, sab ?" he asked.
"Well, it would be much better for
your wife," replied the dentist; "the
tooth is bad one and will be somewhat
painful, am afraid"
"a see, sah," said the colored man
"but couldn't you glib her suffin' little
fiilder'n gas, doctor2 Couldn't you glib
her gasoline ?"
Shepherdstown register. [volume] (Shepherdstown, Va. [W. Va.]) 1849-1955, 1914-02-12

Charley Race was in the habit OF get
ting the worse for liquor, and his friend
Dave said to him one day, remonStrat-
ingly, Charley, when you get about so
many drinks in you, why don't you call
for sarsaparilla ?"
Charley looked at Dave with leer and
said, "when get so many drinks in me
can't say it,"
Shepherdstown register. [volume] (Shepherdstown, Va. [W. Va.]) 1849-1955, 1914-02-12

Once upon time small boy about
three years old was taken TO the church
TO be baptized. AS soon as he caught
sight of the bowl of water in the min
ster's hand he remembered his antipathy
for The bath tub, and straightened him.
self up for the attack.
When the minister approached him,
reverently dipping his hand in the water,
the little fellow said f.:
"lf you nut toap in my eyes I'll bus
you open."
Shepherdstown register. [volume] (Shepherdstown, Va. [W. Va.]) 1849-1955, 1914-02-12
Never Lend Money.

Never lend money. II is bad policy.
You lend your friend money and he
forthwith ceases 10 be your friend. As
the Cincinnati Enquirer puts it:
81 had friend.
| loaned him ten;
! haven't seen
My friend since then"
And, while we are about it, we might
as well remark it is also poor policy to
60 on your friends bail bond, and in this
connection the Boston Evening Tran
script sagely observes:
81 had one, too,
went his bail;
wish he now
Was back in JAIL"
Shepherdstown register. [volume] (Shepherdstown, Va. [W. Va.]) 1849-1955, 1914-02-12
TREES.

think that shall never see
A poem lovely as tree.
A tree whose hungry mouth is prest
Against The sweet earth's hungry breast:
A tree that looks at God all day
And lifts her leafy arms to pray:
tree that may in summer wear
A nest OF robins in her hair;
Upon whose bosom snow has lain;
Who intimately lives with rain.
Poems are made by fools like me.
But only God can make tree
~-Joyce Kilmer.
Shepherdstown register. [volume] (Shepherdstown, Va. [W. Va.]) 1849-1955, 1914-02-12

The men who spend all their time
reading the Bible will be surprised when
they get TO heaven and find that the men
who always paid their grocery bills are
occupying reserved seats in front.