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The Ocala evening star. [volume] (Ocala, Fla.) 1895-1943, 1914-07-21
UNDER A HARD
TIMES ADMINISTRATION

From the telegraph dispatches,
the Star takes the following reports
of new industries starting or old
ones renewing.
Elyria, Ohio-The Kleervue Film
Co. will open a 100000 moving
picture plant here.
Sullivan, Md.-Messrs. Ginter and
Hoschler, of Center Point, Ind, will
locate a canning plant in this city.
Canal Dover, Ohio-An additional
mill, making six in all, is being in
stalled at the plant of the Reeves
Manufacturing Co.
Lemont, Ill.-Contracts have been
let by the Aluminium Products Co.
for the enlargement of its plant No.
2 here.
Portland, Oregon-Two blocks in
Southport addition have been sold
by L. G. Wiedewitsch to the North
Star Iron Works for factory.
Saginaw, Mich.-Extension of the
Federal Rubber Manufacturing Cos.
factories at Cudahy, Wis, just out
side Milwaukee was resumed this
week.
/ Washington, Me.-The Interna-
tional Shoe Co., of this city, has sub
mitted to the Commercial Club a
proposition to build a large two
story addition to its factory at this
place.
Roanoke, Va.-The r. J. Reynolds
Tobacco Co. has completed plans for
another new steel and concrete fire
proof building.
Moline, Ill.-Manufacture of licor-
ice will be started next week in the
new plant of the National Licorice
Co., on 4th avenue.
Ogden, Utah-Jos. Geoghegan, of
the American Can Co., has received
the plans and specifications for the
can factory to be erected on Lincoln
avenue this summer.
Gainesville, Texas-Work has
started on another large electric
power plant in Gainesville, which
will cost $4,000.
Birmingham, Ala.-The first con-
tract in the 100000 construction
by the Southern Railway for a shop
and yards was given yesterday to
the Consolidated Engineering Co., OF
New York.
Charlotte, Mich.-Ground has
been broken for the new factory OF
the Fem Manufacturing Co. 1t will
have a floor space of 10000 square
| feet.
Cumberland, Md-The B. & o. is
putting back a large force who have
been idle in the shops along the
Cumberland division. At the Key
ser, w. Va, shops 500 men have re
turned to work.
The Ocala evening star. [volume] (Ocala, Fla.) 1895-1943, 1914-07-21
Mans Highest Duty.

Prophet words are profitable. Clear
strong, brave and unequivocal utter.
ance 'NS the highest truth one knows
Is a Gear duty owed to God and the
world. Let US have men and women
who dare to be indiscreet, if need be,
for truths sake. No need be, for
truths sake. No need of our time is
greater than this one for single-eyed
souls who seek only to declare the
clear counsel of God, needless of con-
sequences to the existing order of
things.-Exchange
The Ocala evening star. [volume] (Ocala, Fla.) 1895-1943, 1914-07-21

Secretary Rooney left this morn
ing, via auto, to attend the meeting
of the railroad commissioners, rail
way men and business men from sew
eral towns, i'm Pa1atka The gather
ing is for the purpose of trying to
obtain a morning and evening train
between Palatka and Ocala. The
Star has little hope of success. 1t
understands that the railroad Off
Gals do not want to put the train
on and there is little probability of
the railroad commission going coun-
ter to their wishes.
The Ocala evening star. [volume] (Ocala, Fla.) 1895-1943, 1914-07-21
Greatest Science

"The greatest science men can study
Is the science of living with other
men. There is no other thing that is
so taxing. requires so much education,
30 much wisdom, so much practice as
how to live together" We are study
ing how to control the forces of ma
ture- but the forces of human nature
are more difficult still. There is no
art that is finer than the art OF being
at peace with our neighbors, national
and ndiTiduaL.-SeieSted
The Ocala evening star. [volume] (Ocala, Fla.) 1895-1943, 1914-07-21

Ladies and children are generally
very positive in their religious be-
of little girl friend of his whose
faith does not seem founded on a
rock. She is ten-year-old, church
and Sunday school member, and is
well up in her lessons. On being
further asked If her church was the
best church, she said: 81 don't know.
l haven't belonged to any of the
Others
The Ocala evening star. [volume] (Ocala, Fla.) 1895-1943, 1914-07-21

" G. Rushton and wife and Miss
Rushton, C. H. Davis, Miss Dowdell,
Miss Maude Dowdell, Mr.. and Mrs.
Lane Lipscomb, Bates O'Neill and
Miss Hassie Terrell made up an auto
party from Manatee who stopped at
the Harrington today, on their way
to Auburn, Ala
The Ocala evening star. [volume] (Ocala, Fla.) 1895-1943, 1914-07-21
The Arithmetic of Il.

The pupils in school were asked to
give in writing the difference between
a biped and a quadruped. One boy
gave the following: "A blped has two
legs, therefore the difference be-
tween biped and quadruped is two
legs"
The Ocala evening star. [volume] (Ocala, Fla.) 1895-1943, 1914-07-21

Mr.. B. F. Condor is business
visitor to Jacksonville this week,
going up Monday morning. He was a
guest at the Continental hotel, At
lantic Beach, last night.
The Ocala evening star. [volume] (Ocala, Fla.) 1895-1943, 1914-07-21

Mr. NJ E. Robinson has his left
hand in a sling today the result of a
fall that caused him to cut it badly,
but he is as optimistic as ever
sunny Jim returned yesterday
from a successful fishing trip to the
gulf coast, and rememb ered a num-
Der of his friends with specimens of
his catch.
The Ocala evening star. [volume] (Ocala, Fla.) 1895-1943, 1914-07-21

Mr.. B. L. OiNea1 is building COM
Portable home for himself, son and
daughter, three miles out on the
Oakhurst road and in few weeks
will be ready for occupancy.
The Ocala evening star. [volume] (Ocala, Fla.) 1895-1943, 1914-07-21

Messrs. big" Lewis and Robert
Boyd were well known Orlando cit
liens transacting business in the city
yesterday. They returned home last
night motoring through in the lat
tiers car.
The Ocala evening star. [volume] (Ocala, Fla.) 1895-1943, 1914-07-21
Business Better Than Thought

As an instance of the way in which
buyers are making their purchases
this season, one large clothing house
reports, that the numbers of orders
received during the last three months
period last year.-New York Times,
July 10th.
The Ocala evening star. [volume] (Ocala, Fla.) 1895-1943, 1914-07-21

The county judge has issued mar
rage licenses to Mr. T. J. Tucker
and Miss Mary L. Brigham; to Mr..
William H. Wills and Miss Rebecca
E. Lloyd.
The Ocala evening star. [volume] (Ocala, Fla.) 1895-1943, 1914-07-21

On account of Secretary Rooney's
absence in Palatka, the meeting of
the board of governors of the Board
of Trade is postponed until tomorrow
night.
The Ocala evening star. [volume] (Ocala, Fla.) 1895-1943, 1914-07-21

A. B. Vance, a we'll known jack
sonville business man was in the
city yesterday, a guest of the Har-
rington.
The Ocala evening star. [volume] (Ocala, Fla.) 1895-1943, 1914-07-21

Those dinners at Rodoff's Cafe are
the best to be had in the city and the
price is right. 6-30-tf ]
The Ocala evening star. [volume] (Ocala, Fla.) 1895-1943, 1914-07-21
Confidence Slow of Growth.

You cannot open confidence as you
do an oyster; it expands gently from
within in response to a genial. stimu-
lating influence from without. as a bud
becomes a rose.-Gecrge Jordan.
The Ocala evening star. [volume] (Ocala, Fla.) 1895-1943, 1914-07-21
VIII Come Naturally.

It's easy matter to acquire flow
of language, Alonzo. All you have to
do is step. on tack with your bare
foot,
The Ocala evening star. [volume] (Ocala, Fla.) 1895-1943, 1914-07-21

--latest sheet music and Victor re
cords, at Lansford's. list
The Ocala evening star. [volume] (Ocala, Fla.) 1895-1943, 1914-07-21

Shorty MoI.eoh, the tall pine of the
baseball diamond F1as a position
with Carriers bakery
The Ocala evening star. [volume] (Ocala, Fla.) 1895-1943, 1914-07-21

Rexall Nice destroys all odors of
perspiration. At Gerig's drug
store. 7-16 If
The Ocala evening star. [volume] (Ocala, Fla.) 1895-1943, 1914-07-21

Better keep an eye on the man
who is apparently Indifferent to his
own interests.
The Ocala evening star. [volume] (Ocala, Fla.) 1895-1943, 1914-07-21

Mr.. Frank Hodges is home from
business trip for the Ocala Iron
Works to Gainesville and Newberry.
The Ocala evening star. [volume] (Ocala, Fla.) 1895-1943, 1914-07-21

Many man has made a good bluff
by looking wise and keeping his face
closed.
The Ocala evening star. [volume] (Ocala, Fla.) 1895-1943, 1914-07-21

DIR. w. X. Lane-Specialist, Eye,
Ear, Nose and Throat. Office, Law
Library Building, oca1a.-Aav.~,
The Ocala evening star. [volume] (Ocala, Fla.) 1895-1943, 1914-07-21

Many are too busy looking for to-
morrow's possibilities to see those OF
today.
The Ocala evening star. [volume] (Ocala, Fla.) 1895-1943, 1914-07-21

A large new safe is being put into
ski in the Gary building.
The Ocala evening star. [volume] (Ocala, Fla.) 1895-1943, 1914-07-21

The girl who cans the fruit for hel
mother sometimes finds it hard tt
can the young men.
The Ocala evening star. [volume] (Ocala, Fla.) 1895-1943, 1914-07-21

Those who win success by practice
haven't time to do much preaching.
The Ocala evening star. [volume] (Ocala, Fla.) 1895-1943, 1914-07-21

A new lot of fancy bathing caps at
Gerig's drugstore. 7-16-tf
The Ocala evening star. [volume] (Ocala, Fla.) 1895-1943, 1914-07-21

Take Rexall Liver Salts for that
tired, sleepy feeling. At Gerig's
drugstore. 7-16-tf
The Ocala evening star. [volume] (Ocala, Fla.) 1895-1943, 1914-07-21

DR.. Herbert Counts is in Tampa on
brief trip.
The Ocala evening star. [volume] (Ocala, Fla.) 1895-1943, 1914-07-21

Latest sheet music and Victor re-
cords, at Lansford's. 7-1S-tf
The Ocala evening star. [volume] (Ocala, Fla.) 1895-1943, 1914-07-21

Mr.. w. T. Gary and son Wilbur
and Mr.. Travis Collier went down to
the lake this afternoon.
The Ocala evening star. [volume] (Ocala, Fla.) 1895-1943, 1914-07-21

One touch of weather supplies the
whole world with something to talk
about.
The Ocala evening star. [volume] (Ocala, Fla.) 1895-1943, 1914-07-21

--latest sheet music and Victor re-
cords, at Lansford's. 7-18-tf
The Ocala evening star. [volume] (Ocala, Fla.) 1895-1943, 1914-07-21

Mr.. R. ST. Hall came in yesterday
afternoon from Atlantic Beach.
The Ocala evening star. [volume] (Ocala, Fla.) 1895-1943, 1914-07-21

Fresh country eggs, 2 dozen for
As cents at the Carn-Thomas Com
pany. 7-18-3t
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WEATHER REPORT

This report is made from obser-
vations taken daily by Mr.. F. G.. B.
Weihe, official observer for the gov
eminent.
The Ocala evening star. [volume] (Ocala, Fla.) 1895-1943, 1914-07-21

Love of the brother we see will
Ielp us to the love Of the Father we
20 not SEQ WIFI ~ rVatso-
The Ocala evening star. [volume] (Ocala, Fla.) 1895-1943, 1914-07-21

Mr.. Troy Hall returned yesterday
from Tampa.
The Ocala evening star. [volume] (Ocala, Fla.) 1895-1943, 1914-07-21

--latest sheet music and Victor re-
cords. at Lansford's. LIST
The Ocala evening star. [volume] (Ocala, Fla.) 1895-1943, 1914-07-21

P. A. Durand, timer and plumber
Phone 494. 7-17-6t
The Ocala evening star. [volume] (Ocala, Fla.) 1895-1943, 1914-07-21

Pythian Sisters meet tonight.
The Ocala evening star. [volume] (Ocala, Fla.) 1895-1943, 1914-07-21
UNCLASSIFlED ADS
lost Found, Wanted, For Sale
For Rent and Similar Local Needs

GOOD PIANO $30-A square piano,
magnificent solid mahogany case !;
in first class condition without
blemish, works in good shape and
tone is excellent and in fair tune,
$50 cash. Apply at the Star Of
fee. 7-1s-tf DIV
The Ocala evening star. [volume] (Ocala, Fla.) 1895-1943, 1914-07-21

Forecast for This Evening and
Tomorrow
Unsettled tonight and Wednesday
probably showers.
The Ocala evening star. [volume] (Ocala, Fla.) 1895-1943, 1914-07-21

Board of Trade Thursday night.
The Ocala evening star. [volume] (Ocala, Fla.) 1895-1943, 1914-07-21

--latest sheet music and Victor re-
cords. at Lansford's. 7-1S-tf
The Ocala evening star. [volume] (Ocala, Fla.) 1895-1943, 1914-07-21
COTTON

New York, July 21.-Cotton was
steady, one to six points higher. Au-
gust 1890; October 1895; Decem-
Der. 1884.
The Ocala evening star. [volume] (Ocala, Fla.) 1895-1943, 1914-07-21
STOCKS

New York, July 21.-Stocks gen.
orally a fraction lower, Iehigh being
an exception which showed a point
higher. Steel fraction higher.
The Ocala evening star. [volume] (Ocala, Fla.) 1895-1943, 1914-07-21

Council meets this evening.
The Ocala evening star. [volume] (Ocala, Fla.) 1895-1943, 1914-07-21
PROVISIONS

Chicago, ILL.,, July 21.-September
wheat, 70 II; pork, S21.15; Lard,
S1O.22; ribs, S11.97.
The Ocala evening star. [volume] (Ocala, Fla.) 1895-1943, 1914-07-21
THE MARKETS
NAVAL STORES

New York, July 21-Turpentine
49 to 40 Il. Rosin, ga to $40
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NEUTRALITY-SUSPICIOUS. OF the Star
TO tel tieir neigbbors Of the plan
nov. in force for giving cash cou-
pons to subscribers. 5-20-tf
The Ocala evening star. [volume] (Ocala, Fla.) 1895-1943, 1914-07-21
OPEN ALL NIGHT

Advertise IN the star of results.
The Ocala evening star. [volume] (Ocala, Fla.) 1895-1943, 1914-07-21
OCALA OCCURRENCES

Odd Fellows meet tonight.
The Ocala evening star. [volume] (Ocala, Fla.) 1895-1943, 1914-07-21

work; good home in country. In
quire OF Mrs. Nelson, Eli " Main
street. 7-14-6t
The Ocala evening star. [volume] (Ocala, Fla.) 1895-1943, 1914-07-21

ROLL TOP DESK S1S-A medium
sized roll top Office desk, in first
class condition. SIS cash. Apply
at Star office. LIST DIV
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Business act

shrewd transaction Whether
proposition
Ehus Consequently
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6@Per Annunl
DO YOU WANT IT?

A special issue Of $4,000, ten year,
per cent Gold Notes has been duly
authorized BY the Board Of Directors
Of the Hyglenic Health Food Com
pany, and is now offered for sale. The
legality Of the issue has been duly APP
proved by the legal adviser of the
corporation, an attorney Of high stand
Ing and many years experience.
- The proceeds from this issue will
.tie. sdsed for further development of
the business which is going,
growing, enterprise, having the un-
qualified endorsement of it's local
Chamber OF Commerce.
The company manufactures Grants
Hygienic Crackers and Grants Hy-
'gienic Breakfast Food and will, from
time to time, add other allied health
food products.
It's products are protected by trade
marks, secret processes, etc, and as
il in no way invades the field COW
cred by regular manufacturers of
crackers and sweet goods the danger
OF competition is removed.
Starting with limited capital the
company has developed business
that has shown a profit for so consec-
.utive months.
The estimated earning powers of
the enterprise, when fully developed,
is over 20 per cent on the issued stock
after payment Of per cent on the
Gold Notes.
The Gold Notes are issued In de.
nominations of 500 or muitipIes there
Of.
You can buy the Gold Notes on the
installment plan if you so desire.
Terms. one-fifth with application and
one-fifth monthly thereafter until the
entire amount has been paid.
The company offering these Gold
Notes is not an untried concern. 1t
Is safely and honestly managed in the
interests of the stockholders.
Knowing, as we do, the profitable
nature of the business we recommend
the purchase of the per cent Gold
Notes of the Hygienic Health Food
Company at par.
With each 500 worth. we give a
bonus CT % shares of fully paid stock
in the company. Interest on the Gold
Notes is payable semi-annually dating
from the day the final payment is re-
ceiyed at this office.
We have a few thousand shares of
the stock that we can sell at $100 per
share. A dividend on the stock will
undoubtedly be paid next January.
For definite income buy the Gold
Notes, but for greater profit buy the
stock of which we supply but linn
tied amount.
Write today for 'Da;a F." which
will give detailed information regard
ing the enterprise. Write today be.
cause the Gold Notes are selling, the
stock is selling and the stock bonus
may be withdrawn at an early date.
Full size package of crackers will be
mailed on receipt of % cents.
HOME SECURITIES COMPANY,
First National Bank Bldg. Oakland
Calf.
advertisement.
Honolulu star-bulletin. [volume] (Honolulu [Oahu, Hawaii]) 1912-2010, 1914-03-28

The target season for the LIST In
fantry, N. g. H., has not yet been an
nounced, but officers and men are
looking forward with interest to work
on the range this year, especially as
an entirely new course Is prescribed
for the militia by the 1913 firing regu-
lations. Tie old Special Course G"
is done away with, and more varied
one substituted for the organized
militia.
To quote the new regulations in
part as TO the organized militia
course:
THE general scheme for instruc-
ton OF the organized militia en-
braces: First, certain amount of
instruction in the preliminary drills
and exercises. followed by gallery
practice, with prescribed test be-
fore the soldier can be advanced to
practice on the target range: second,
definite course of instruction prac-
tice, under which, by selected scores
Of five shots each, soldier must
attain certain proficiency before he
can be advanced to fire the record
practice. organized militia, or the
qualification course, regular army, at
the discretion of the state authorities,
under which the soldier attains GER
tain grade in craftsmanship; fourth,
long range practice.
"(a) The period for indoor instruc-
ton will be determined by the state
authorities and may extend into, or
include the entire range practice sea,
son:
"(b) The essentials of indoor in.
struction will include:
Nomenclature, covering the most
important parts and elements.
Manipulation and the use of the
various working parts.
Care of the arm.
Sighting, aiming, position and
trigger squeeze.
Gallery practice"
Gallery Practice.
The following is the gallery course
prescribed:
Range 80 feet, prone, 1c shots; so
feet, sitting. 10 SHOTS: so feet. kneel-
ing. No officer or enlisted man who
has failed to qualify as first class or
better in a previous season shall be
advanced to range practice until he
has attained at least 80 points out OF
possible $50 in the gallery practice
course, by selecting his two /. best
scores OF five shots at each range.
The qualification course is divided
Into instruction practice and record
practice on the regular range.
Instruction practice embraces
prescribed course In which certain
proficfencv- must he attained In GER
tain cases, before qualification prac-
tice is undertaken. This course may
be shot through as many times as is
necessary to insure proper instruo-
ton. Firing for recruits may be held
at 100 yards In any position except
standing, but does not count in de-
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INLAND PRINTER PRAISES
!. CHRISTMAS STAR-BULLET|N

Honolulu Sa,-Banstia Honolulu Havali.-The Christ
number is at hand and it very credtabIe especially
the cover which printed in red ellow dark be
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cisco; Mrs. II. g. Tremaine, yancou-
yer, p. c.; Mr.. and Mrs. Chas. G. Glib
hons, San Francisco; w. M. Llewellyn,
Mrs. w. H. Stimson. Major and Mrs.
John T. Jones, Los Angeles; Mr.. and
Mrs. Leonard Wood, San Francisco;
Major and Mrs. A. c. Rosencranz.
Richard Rosencranz, Evansville, Indi-
ana; DIR. ]. Sautner. Paris. France;
Mr.. and Mrs. S. Ozaki. city; p. Janss,
Harold Janss, Los Angeles; Mr.. and
Mrs. ]. u Blum, Mr. and Mrs. Jna. z.
Cosgroye, San Francisco; Mrs Geo.
II. Kitching, Laurence ]. Kitching,
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At THE HOTELS
MoANA HOTEL.

Mr.. and Mrs. Wm L. Cooking, st.
Paul, Mimi; Mr.. and Mrs. A. Heck
scher, New York; Mrs. G. W. Rodolph,
Miss Marion Rodolpb, Miss Helen Ro-
aolph, Oakland, Cal; Mr.. and Mrs.
NJ. s. Chandler, Mrs w. g. Chandler,
MarshfieId, Gre: Mrs ]. M. Iitch-
Field, Mrs. E. Pollexfen, San Fran
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81 suppose that You are relieved Of
considerable expense, now that Il Is
no longer necessary for you to supply
the midnight OIL for your sen at col.
lege? ION the contrary" explained
the father, since commencement I
have been impressed with the relative
ly higher cost of burning midnight
gasoIine..
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march; loading of wagons, camp serv-
I ice and duties, care of rifle, shoes,
sanitary precautions, etc. Advance ex-
tracts from it have been issued in
manifold
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New York; Colin Inkster. Miss ink.
ster, Winnipeg; Mr.. and Mrs. J. A..
Humbird, Standpoint. Ida; Mr.. and
Mrs Jcs. o. Stokes. New York.
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Zeiss Kodak anas-
tigmat / e n S
speed f6.9: ball
bearing shutter;
original pric c
$500; now
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A critic may be a man with a.
wonderful instinct for discovering
the sore snots of his superiors.
Honolulu star-bulletin. [volume] (Honolulu [Oahu, Hawaii]) 1912-2010, 1914-03-28

For more than q
quarter OF q CEN
| fury SHAc has been
the favor1te remedy
| for. headache ana
neuralgia.
Taste1ess-Certa1n
IL doses-26 cents
AskIycur druggist
Tor SHAC saeH
--s--- =.
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Printer OF the
of elfexplanatory
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q clever oosavpaae.7 Orksna IN fhFs eceFs.
and is reproduced here mo - feature OF this number
is the picture Of native lad, smiling down the cader
and writing above him Merry Christmas. On his hack
is paper sack, bearing the words Star Bulen" The
advertisements the ga2ine section better handled
than those ii the REGULAR news section Of the paper
Ottumwa tri-weekly courier. [volume] (Ottumwa, Iowa) 1903-1916, 1914-08-11

Den de clouds came erlong on de
Watermilyun Moon
Wuz hidden Sam grew boil;
When he got home, Diet milyun soon
He ett-en mo- he stole!
De vey mex night Diet red moon came
Wit mou'ful outen hits side!
Some say "fust Quartuh." but all de
Sam knew-en he cried en- cried.
But he didn' repent-kep' swipin' mo-.
En- Diet red. red moon each night
Grew thinnuh en- whituh den 'twuz
befo'
LAX thin slice O. rim, all white.
But Sam KEEP stuffin', en- at las in
pain
He died-'ca'se he wouldn' min:
De thin white moon grew full ergain-
Sam EFT too clos ter de rim!
Ottumwa tri-weekly courier. [volume] (Ottumwa, Iowa) 1903-1916, 1914-08-11
The Waterrnilyun Moon

~ IL Sam, a-tremblin' in de brac,
brac trees,
Wuz skeered, yaas, froo en- froo;
Lis'nin' ter de "whoo" o. de owl on de
breeze,
En- didn't know whut ter do!
A swiped watermilyun wuz by him
still,
In his mouf wuz annoduh paint:
But Sam watched de red moon
climbin' de hill
Des ez red ez a milyun's red heaht.
".Mistuh Watermilyun Moon" he softly
cry,
"Oh, doan you be angry wifi me
Case Aim Eatin milyun hyere on
de sly
Ah'll quit eff yo' femme be!
Yaas, All has juicy one unduh ma
arm,
But All dunno how hit came;
All jes' sneaked hyere frum OF
Smiths farm
But some othuh kids ter blame!"
Ottumwa tri-weekly courier. [volume] (Ottumwa, Iowa) 1903-1916, 1914-08-11
His Mistake

my wife, and the lecturer abused my
religion"
did he say 1t was no good?"
Worse than that. He as much as
said that man was fool to believe
in it,
II didn't know that anybody went
about flouting any religion nowadays"
Ottumwa tri-weekly courier. [volume] (Ottumwa, Iowa) 1903-1916, 1914-08-11
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~ ONT tell me to stop smoking, and
don't order me inside!" growled
~ the irate passenger on the rear
platform of trolley car.
Il hadn't thought Of it, was the
mild reply.
Good thing you haven't"
But can ask what's biting you
can't II"
went to a lecture last night with
Ottumwa tri-weekly courier. [volume] (Ottumwa, Iowa) 1903-1916, 1914-08-11
Not for Him. 1.

Jack-Are you going to pass your
at the seashore?
Fred-No, thank you. It's the
woods for mine this year.
Jack-Don't like the shore, Ell?
Fred-Oh, I like it we'll enough but