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Omaha daily bee. (Omaha [Neb.]) 187?-1922, 1914-11-23
by LAURA KINGSTON.

Woman's natural mission in this world
rs to make one or more men happy. In
this she generally defeats her object.
because she does not understand that
man is naturally a happy animal. who
only becomes unhappy when he feels that
some one is doing their utmost to make
him happy.
He wants TO be left alone. That is all.
There are few women who are naturally
competent TO make a man happy. The
average girl who gets married lie about
as lit to be trusted with the care OF a
husband as the care of giraffe.
That is why the first year or so of
married life is so trying TO those con-
cerned.
On the face OF them the wife's loving
inquiries and advice are perfectly harm
less, and even calculated 10 send the man
into the seventh heaven of delight &c
think that there should be anyone in
the world 10 care so much about his un.
worthy person as TO worry so much con
oerning~the details OF his clothing.
Women who are learned in the handling
OF men never dream OF reminding hin
several times that dinner is on the table
when he is absorbed in some work or oc.
| NupdNioh
He may be, planning out a vast business
! scheme, or he may be merely painting hi
dog kennel. In either case he will prefe
TO eat his dinner cold rather than inter
rupt his work.
Mr. Punchs advice. Feed the brute,
is good. but there Is nothing that take
away the appetite OF the average maj
more than worrying him as 70 what h
would like for dinner, To know what h
is going 10 eat robs his dinner OF ali Il
novelty ana half its charm.
Like the warhorse. shifting the bath
from afar. hungry man likes to CUES
from the delightful arenas and spic
gales that reach his inquiring nose fror
the kitchen. what he Is going 70 eat to
day.
IL Is well for housekeepers TO preserv
an air OF mystery until the cover Is lifte
from the dish with a conjurer's flourish
Then II the man had guessed boiled raj
Omaha daily bee. (Omaha [Neb.]) 187?-1922, 1914-11-23
Men Usually Marry Girls Free from Admiration from
Other Men, and Acquire It's Taste After Marriage

girl who has never had any money at
all to spend the 5000 or 5000 that her
husband earns seems as amending as the
wealth of a Rockefeller, and she is gen.
orally reckless In throwing II away,
whereas 10 the girl who has been used
to thousands instead of hundreds the
husbands small Income seems so little
that she feels that she must save every
cent.
tn tha end tho question of a choice be-
tweea tho sirl who has had the things
SHE desired and tho girl who has never
had them narrowH itself down to the old
ono Of human experience, ana the reason
that men make so many mistakes in de-
gliding this important question 10 because
they have never vet learned that a
wanian Is n human being.
Omaha daily bee. (Omaha [Neb.]) 187?-1922, 1914-11-23
DIV BEATRICE FAIRFAx.

If there were only one warning was
PRIVILEGED to impress on the brains Of my
girls that would be indelible to the end
of time, II would be this:
beware of the man who says his in
terest in you Is fatherly."
+ The "fatherly interest" is the DEVILS
favorite and most effective weapon. He
knows that II man told girl his in
terest in her was brotherly. she would
doubt the sincerity of his motives. for
brothers, alas. are selfish and make their
own interests paramount to the welfare
of sister.
But father never did From the time
a girl could toddle her recollection has
always been of a fathers arm held open
TO shield her from every harm and to
catch her II she fell Father was al
ways good. always patient. always self
denying. always kind and she is predis-
posed by childhood memories to put Inn
plicit trust in any man who asks to tenn
porarily take his place.
Every man of years knows this. The
fact that he has daughters seldom mill
tates against his designs on the peace
and good name Of a girl who is father
less. He is the hunter and she is the
prey. Bewildered. not knowing whom to
trust. nor which way to turn. she feels
I like a wanderer in sight OF home when
some smooth-voiced old man calls to
her. Let me be a father to you. my
, dear" and she flies straishtway to his
/ embraces.
II is the ''fatherly' interest the en-
/ ployer shows to a girl in his employ
that Is responsible for so per cent OF the
girls who so wrong.
Z She has been warned against young
men all her life. but no one ever told her
that old men were worse. She doubts the
word OF young man: she believes inn
plicitly the word OF the man whose haiI
is turning gray. In.her relations, with
him she regards herself as a child, and
him as a dear old man, and pours out
TO him all her worries and troubles and
Is guided BY him in all she does and
says,
She remembers at first that he hes q
Omaha daily bee. (Omaha [Neb.]) 187?-1922, 1914-11-23
Advice to the LovelOrn
BY BEATRICE FAIRFAX.
Tell Him what Has Happened.

Tell Him what Has Happened.
Dear Miss Fairfax. -Four or five
months ago a young man, with whom
have been going for the last twelve years,
left the city on business trip, and be-
fore he left he told me to look after his
girl friend-that is take her out, etc.-so
she wouldn't be lonesome. l have done
this. not wisely, but too wen, and the
consequences are that a mutual affection
has sprung up between us.
My friend Is now giving up his posi-
ton on the road. and i am at a loss as
TO what course to pursue. IL go out
with the girl will lose a friendship Of
twelve years standing. II / act other
wise 1t will be unfair to all concerned.
READER.
The only course for you to pursue is
that OF entire honesty. Talk the matter
over with your friend-tell him of the
love you have come 20 feel for the girl
he trusted TO your care and that you feel
that she should be given the opportunity
OF choosing the man for whom she really
cares. II your friend Is a manly fellow,
think this course will save the friend
ship OF long years standing.
Omaha daily bee. (Omaha [Neb.]) 187?-1922, 1914-11-23

as we any our
selves with ma
tgre."
/ find that when
/ go into partner
ship with a good
horse I keep my
nerves from get
ting outside of my
clothes.
A horse helps
you to forget it,
A horse has no
troubles of his
own. He does not
pour into your ear
a sad tale OF woe.
Says Walt Whit
man: ct think 1
could turn and
live with ami
mails"
Omaha daily bee. (Omaha [Neb.]) 187?-1922, 1914-11-23

have ridden horseback almost daily
for the last forty years. And 1 enjoy
horseback riding today more than ever
before.
1 have never been sick a day in my
life; and have never lost meal ex-
cept through inability OF access.
Any man who keeps his strength and
good cheer in this country will never be-
Omaha daily bee. (Omaha [Neb.]) 187?-1922, 1914-11-23

Ne Ee-ot VINO re-
fraiH from eating
aPpiss because the
fruit 10 bad for
thslF diRostions.
Fh or eupon the
average man mar
r.es y young girl
during her first
season In society,
firniv convinced
that because he Is
the first and only
man who has ever
nade lovo to her
iss will DO the last
and only. This de-
Tenda On circum-
Stances, The girl
may 10 sufficiently
in ies'e with him 10
l,nxcr crave the
Omaha daily bee. (Omaha [Neb.]) 187?-1922, 1914-11-23
by DOROTHY DIX.

AZ a general thing. the sophisticated
~aHaA appeals 20 a man as more enjoy
Rias re q companion than desirable as a
vita, The average mans ideal OF woman
" sslli Hwe before she ate the apple. not
Omaha daily bee. (Omaha [Neb.]) 187?-1922, 1914-11-23
~
BY EBERT HUBBARD.

To take caro- of myself, and then pro-
duce little surplus for the benefit Of
the world is my ambition.
1--WE are strong" says Emerson, only
Omaha daily bee. (Omaha [Neb.]) 187?-1922, 1914-11-23

have ridden horses since ! wore
trousers buttoned to a calico waist
! In my childhood 1 could go out to the
barn in the night and find. saddle and
bride any particular horse that my
father wanted ", t,sgt SO
i My father was a country doctor and
used to ride much nights. Sometimes 1
rode with him--first behind HON, then in
front of him-and then I got horse OF
my own, el
The other day a man came along here
from New York City end asked Ali Babi
this question; "Is Mr.. Hubbard giving
many lectures this Year,"
And the old man replied. Good Lord!
How can he go off giving lectures? Don't
you know that his best saddle mare has
colt?'
And it is SOL have to stay home and
look after the baby.
Omaha daily bee. (Omaha [Neb.]) 187?-1922, 1914-11-23

horse was Leonardo da Vinci.
Among other things Leonardo did was
to paint a picture of his lady love, the
Mona Lisa, which picture was stolen
from the Louvre. Leonardo got the
trifling sum of $4,000 for the picture. 1t
is now worth a million.
But the fellow who stole 1t offered II
for 500 and got ''pinched" for attempt
ing to sell "snlde" painting.
Leonardo attributed much OF his bub-
bling. perennial joy in life to his close
association with the horse. He was a
horseback rider from childhood until his
eighty-fourth year. when death, through
accident, claimed him, and he went out
with smile and wave of the hand.
first intimating, with broken breath, that
| IL there were no horses In paradise he
did not care to go there.
| Some one asked Henry Thoreau what
he did when he wanted to turn his canoe,
and Henry replied;
II just carry the idea in my mind that
I wish to turn. and the canoe goes just
where I want IL to-"
! The fellow tried the trick and, very
naturally, upset in some very damp water
this because he did not have the canoe
instinct.
Any man with the horse instinct soon
comes to a perfect understanding with
one Of these high-bred horses, and the
horse knows where to go and how fast
1t is a great thing 10 feel that you are
bigger than the elements. And horse
of the RICH kind helps you to hypnotic
yourself into the belief that you are part
of all you see and hear and feel.
No man can have melanchoIla who
loves horse and understood by one.
You shake off your troubles and send
your cares flying into the wanton winds
when you ride horseback.
Mountain advocate., 1914-05-22

All other sizes: Non-Skids 20 per
cent extra. 5 per cent discount il
payment in full accompanies order
and il two are so ordered. shipping
charges will be paid by us. c. %. D.
on l s per cent of amount of order.
Our output is limited. so we sug.
gest early ordering. We sell direct
only, giving purchaser the advan-
tage of all middlemen's profits.
Mountain advocate., 1914-05-22
NON-PuNCTuRE ReLINeRS

Use our famous reIiners, they
eliminate blow outs and 90% of
punctures besides giving many
thousand more miles service to
each tire. When in your tires you
ride without worry or tire troubles.
Mountain advocate., 1914-05-22
NOTICE
NN'INtN UUoItNT JUWPNI
Dayton, Ohio.

The annual G. A. K. Memorial
sermon will be delivered at the
Baptist Church, corner Main and
Pine streets. Sunday morning, May
Oath, at eleven O'Clock. All are in
vited to attend. These services will
soon be witnessed by our Old Sol
diers no more, as the ranks are be-
ing rapidly thinned by the death OF
some one Of those who served and
cemented this Union under the old
Flag and our Country, and made
us one Of the greatest Nations OF
the earth; all will soon have an
swered the last roll call on earth
and viii have joined the Grand
aaa5Ipyw q h flsys ,,igiaed the Grand
Amy Of hcRse-
Mountain advocate., 1914-05-22
Big Middle Settled

Whitley City was Icy a drcis
ion of the Court of Appeal. last
Tuesday morning, made the per
manent County Seat of NcCreary
county, and settles the matter
forever unless future genera
tions shall 10y Act of the LegIs
lature, or by another vote mould
change it,
All who bought lots there last
year at the sale conducted by
the Bowman Realty Company,
struck it lucky, as the value of
the lands there had advanced at
least 20O% and the city itself is
an inviting place, standing as il
is on the top Of the Mountain,
is bound to be real health re
sort, beside that it had a never
failing spring, that resembles
the description Of the one that
DeSotO set out 10 find. Anyway
it's an alright little city, and
will soon be one of quite I'M
portance.
Mountain advocate., 1914-05-22
The Great Council
of Red Men.

On the 18th day Of May the
Great Council Of Redmen Of Ken.
lucky, met in the city Of Richmond,
and they were well taken care OF.
Richmond doing her best, and that
everyone that attended was we'll
pleased, is certainly sure.
The meeting for the opening ex-
ercises was largely attended, and
was very interesting. After the open.
ing exercises at the Opera House,
the Great Council fire was kindled
in due form, with Chas. Davis of
this city, presiding.
The election of officers was held
the first day, which resulted as
follows: Great Sachem. VIM. A,
Keller, of Louisville; Great Senior
Sycamore. Henry c. Yunger, Louis.
vile; Great Junior Sycamore, John
+. Sexton, Richmond; Great Pro.
phet, Chas. Davis. Barhovrville;
Great Chief q! Records, !. Mace
Ilolsner, Louisville; Great Keeper OF
Wampum, T. Wade Straton, Grom-
WE'LL Great Representatives. Chas.
DAVIS. Eai bnuI vile. K l.. Page and
W. A. Grader, Louisville.
The next Great Council fire will be
kindIed in the Hunting Grounds OF
COvington, next May.
!. NJ. Wilson, is Chairman OF the
Board of Appeals; X. W. Cole, Cham
OF the Judiciary Committee, and W.
II. Mcdonald, is also on one of the
Committees.
Mountain advocate., 1914-05-22
Importance of Healthy
Kidneys
Barbourvilis Readers Should Learn to Keep
The Kidneys Well.
e Committees

The kidneys have a big work to do. All
the blood in the body is coursing through
the kidneys constantly to be- freed OF poIs-
onous matter. IL Is IA heavy enough task
when the kidneys are we'll. but cold, ehill.
fever or some thoughtless exposure
Is likely TO lrritate, inname and congest
the kidneys and interrupt the purifying
work.
Then the aching frequently begins. and Is
often accompanied by some irregularity OF
the urin-tO frequent passages. sediment or
retention. Thousands testify 60 the wond-
erful merit Of Deans Kidney Pills, a rem
edy for the kidneys only, that has been
used in kidney troubles 10 years. You Will
make no mistake In following this advice.
it comes from a resident Of this locality
Mrs. MOllie .ShellCumberland Ave, Pine
willie. KY, says mo other kidney remedy
gladly recommend them. My Kidneys
were weak and their action was irregular.
l had severe backaehes ana at times was
nervous and dizzy. felt lIstless and In
She morning, l was all tired out. Doans
Kidney Pills relieved me as soon as began
using them and before long 1 felt stronger
and better ln every way"
For sale by all dealers. Price 5O-cents
Foster hilburn a Co., Buffalo. New YORK
ole agents for the United states. Remem-
,er the name--D oans Kidney Pills-and take
. oth n: rs. - rsf tAst NSts shsA Aham
~ "a 'Ht' iffo' Doan Kidney Pills-snd ttso
% osnsr tbe sa4ne that Era shell had
.d.artfaaDAnf
Mountain advocate., 1914-05-22
PREMIER
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Guaranteed $500 Miles
Service

These tires bear the greatest
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sold at a price even less than tires
Of ordinary guarantee. This guar
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ers 1900 miles service against
everything except abuse. These tires
are intended Tor most severe service.
Orders have been received Tor
these tires for use in the United
States Government Service.
As a SPECIAL INTRODUCTORY
offer, we will allow the following
prices for the next ten days;
Mountain advocate., 1914-05-22
$4,000 DEATH or BOTH LIMBS.
WEEK for DISABILITIES.


The population United States is 81 529One of
every FIVE persons is INJURED annually 49, 100000
OVER $4,000 day.
Approximately ONE of EVERY 1000 is KILLED each
Think Of People the United States under sentence
ACCIDENTAL DEATH be executed unexpected
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ONEl
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Mountain advocate., 1914-05-22
oh, What Shall
The Future BE?

The signs of the times are
changing, and We look with ach.
ing hearts aud much hsdlmmcd
eyes, trying to fathom out the iu.
ture, seeing that the present Ad-
ministratiou has taken the Tar
iii off of some of the very things
that we, the people Of the Unit
ed States produce, and have let
the foreigner in upon us with
cheap la bor, and as a matter Of
fact everything else has to come
down to this, or else We cannot
live, We have uo relief as to
the high cost of living, and il
seems that We viii not have, un-
til the Republican party is once
hIplC AZ lut utJN tl dWdiIN lll
this country. once when We
were happy and content, We went
to the meat shop to bay meat.
and we carried money in our
pocket TO pay for the meat, now
we carry our money in a basket.
to pay for the meat, and bring
the meat home in our pockets.
Everything has gone to the bow
vows, see our wives. sisters.
mothers and daughters, once
they could afford to put fifteen
yards of cloth in one dress. and
now they are so Scant of cloth.
and the poor girls skirts are So
narrow that they can't get on a
car, they cannot step over
brick without falling, or expos
ing their ankles, some of which
are of the poorest quality and
dimentious, and their dresses
now cost more than the ones
that had the greater amount Of
clotn in them, which cost less.
Look again at the shoes. they
wear, they used To- wear shoes
that a uaIr nT them upulI com
Mountain advocate., 1914-05-22
IMPORTANT TO ALL
READERS OF THE
ADVOCATE.
Poultry Keepers Should
Sell, Kill or COnfine
The Rooster" Be-
ginning May %.
1914.


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'h''' ID r'"N away rom the laying
"'"S curing '"' summer hsgS
mat are IA" 10y mems NOT mated
Mountain advocate., 1914-05-22
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Mountain advocate., 1914-05-22
HOW 70 GET STRENGTH

after any sickness Is purely a matter OF
nourishment, whether the attack was
an ordinary cold or severe illness; the
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germs, and this is why relapse is so
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promptly creates rich blood, strengthens
the nerves and lungs TO avert tuberculosis.
Mountain advocate., 1914-05-22
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Mountain advocate., 1914-05-22
WCKS S SCsSS and SAIM

Don't dose the little stomachs with
injurious medicines
The public ledger. [volume] (Maysville, Ky.) 1913-1968, 1914-03-28

resident commissioner Of the Federal
Commission on Industrial Relations.
The communication was from George
w. Crossett, seventy-eight years of age,
honorary president of the Young Old
Mems association of Cleveland and
relates what has been done by that
organization to help those who have
lost their positions because they look
old"
The story of the gray-haired man,
strong. able and willing, being denied
even hearing because he looks old"
writes Mr. Crossett. is one of the
worlds tragedies. Elderly men who
have been laid aside only because
their hair is gray are entitled to some
consideration. A man is as old as he
feels. and in our association we have
many men who still feel young and
capable. Our list of men seeking en-
ployment includes men fitted for every
line Of industry, and like association
should obtain in every large city. Your
commission may be able to interest
some persons who would be willing to
take the initiative and start a PROPOSE.
ton that would bring a blessing to
many a gray head and keep the wolf
from the door"
Mr.. Crossett states that the Cleve-
land association has found employ
ment for many unfoTtunates and they
are now earning a modest living"
The public ledger. [volume] (Maysville, Ky.) 1913-1968, 1914-03-28

little bit less than nothing
dozen customers and fully
Upon
meath
north
scientific and
How the thing shop
scientific
the Nile there
burden, then
the
from which sucked into the
posted into feed Of the barber which
That however only theories many others
o are conflicting
happens to be there having
The public ledger. [volume] (Maysville, Ky.) 1913-1968, 1914-03-28
cataeombs used by pruIds.

Eleven miles southeast OF London,
in Kent, few years ago were discov-
cred the catacombs of the ancient Dru-
Ids, which are now much visited by
sightseers and are lighted. for a part
at least. by electric lights. Over fifty
miles of chambers, cut in the chalk
cliffs. have already been explored. The
Druids lived in these catacombs when
attacked by their northern enemies.
and here they buried many OF their
dead. The stone on which ths human
sacrifices we're made is still to DO
seen, and also the well. from which
water is drawn to this day,
The public ledger. [volume] (Maysville, Ky.) 1913-1968, 1914-03-28

put there has been good advertising The tales of the cruises and the details
sweled the ranks that the o be
N
reforms
Perhaps the chief
the service the
This cruise regular pleasure trip for the and
intended that should
lavish
Rremerton Wash Yellowstone
the cruiser New Orleans which sailed for Mexican On its trip
will the Orient
The public ledger. [volume] (Maysville, Ky.) 1913-1968, 1914-03-28
Memories Of Toulon.

Toulon, now feting the British tars,
has reason to remember a previous
visit OF our fleet in 1898, remarks the
London Chronicle. The city was held
By the royalists, who admitted band
of sailors from the English and Span
ish fleets to assist In their defense
against the republican army. Toulon
fell after a six-month Siege, and there
followed a terrible scene OF plumber
aud massacre II was during this
Siege that young Corsican captain
OF artillery gave first proof OF the
military genius that was to hold Eu-
cope IN 'srrrr for 20 years to come.