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Putnam patriot., 1914-05-22

The sock 81 Pianos offered in this sale comprises the
Chrsman ian. - COCOON, Palmer, Brewster 5tulH Co.
Martin .tno 10 and Armstrong in Mahogany Oak and
W. In asn
Putnam patriot., 1914-05-22

1t is noticed by pedestrians on
South Main and Grove streets that
there are some boys who are getting
back to the old habit of riding bicycles
on the sidewalks. These boys are
breaking city ordinance and will
find themselves in trouble If they con.
tinue. The nuisance has not been no.
ticeable for number of years, or since
an arrest or two was made long time
ago.
Putnam patriot., 1914-05-22
Social Hygiene

AT a union committee meeting rep
resenting the various Bible schools in
town held Tuesday evening in the par
Tor Of the Congregational church, it
was voted to invite Walter Emery
Garde, Field Secretary of the Connect
cut Society of Social Hygiene to come
to Putnam, Sunday evening, June 7th,
and address parents in union service
on the necessity of education in sex
hygieue. Mr. Garde has already con
sented to give the address on that date
Putnam patriot., 1914-05-22

Heavy, Impure blood makes mud
dy, pimply complexion, headaches,
nausea, indigestion. Thin blood makes
you weak, pale and sickly. For pure
blood, sound digestion, use Burdock
Blood Bitlers. 81 at all stores. adv
Putnam patriot., 1914-05-22
Useful Proverb.

do you." he asked, believe in early
marriage?" well" she replied, Il
used to. but am willing TO say that
at present believe better late than
never may be applied TO marriage as
we'll as to some other things"
Putnam patriot., 1914-05-22
Quite Simple.

"A savings bank said the child,
in answer to the teacher. lis a place
where you can deposit money today
and draw II out tomorrow by giving
u weeks notice"
Putnam patriot., 1914-05-22
She Knew Her Rluhts.

Yes, grandma murmured the lit
tie girl drowsily. IN be a good girl
and let you rock me to sleep, but
you got to wake me up when mamma
comes home so she can rock me to
sleep regular"
Putnam patriot., 1914-05-22
Only Achievement Counts.

II is better to have one good idea
and carry it into effect than to have
score OF good ideas and merely talk
about them.
Putnam patriot., 1914-05-22
jealousy Guarded Privileges.

jealousy Guarded privileges.
Here are two privileges the average
man insists upon First, the right to
do as he pleases, and. second, the right
to abuse a neighbor who doesn't do
as he wants him to.
Bismarck daily tribune. [volume] (Bismarck, Dakota [N.D.]) 1881-1916, 1914-11-03
C.. F. SOCIETY HOLDS
Big HALLOWEEN PARTY

The chapel CT the Presbyterian
church was the scene Of a most de
lightful social affair last evening
when members Of the Christian En-
deavor society and many Of their
friends enjoyed a Halloween party.
Mysteries were rampant from the
very beginning Of the evening fun,
wh"n the arriving guests were oblig-
ed 10 submit to blindfolding and per-
nit themselves to be escortefi over
the most precipitous pathway, MI,
merous weird looking ghosts and al
fortune.teller added to the mystary Of
the evenings entertainment. MY the
least Of the fun was an aerS tlane
ride provided each of the suesSs.
!. The rooms were effectively dtcorat
ed in the usual orange and black.
CHEEKY looking JACKIE Lanterns, plac-
ed here and there; added greatly to
the attractiveness fof the rooms.
During the evening a tasty lunch
con was served, after which the
young people INDUCED in many Of
the o~ld-fashiOned Halloween games.
The affair was under the direction
of the social committee, headed by
George Bird, and over 100 young peo-
pie participated. ss
Bismarck daily tribune. [volume] (Bismarck, Dakota [N.D.]) 1881-1916, 1914-11-03
BOYS and GIRLS OF
BISMARCK TO HAVE
PART. in XMAS ship

One week from today from the port
of Brooklyn, Americas Christmas
ship will steam out to sea, bearing
speedily to the children of war-strick.
en- Europe the Yuletide gifts and good
wishes of the children Of this nation.
From every city and village in the
country, from rich and poor, old and
young, are coming the gifts that will
bring a little happiness into the lives
of thousands of those innocent vic
Tins OF the worlds greatest war, and
along with other cities Of the nation,
Bismarck is doing her share. -
Churches and societies are uniting
in preparing the don ltions, and many
gifts are going from individuals. The
pupils of the city schools have lietped
and yesterday $45 in cash was sem.
forward With great quantities of cloth
Bismarck daily tribune. [volume] (Bismarck, Dakota [N.D.]) 1881-1916, 1914-11-03
# HEADACHY, DIZZY,
BILIOUS, "%CASCAREIS"
Tonight. clean your bowels and
stop headache, colds,
sour stomach.
II a lO-cent box now.

You're bilious! You have a throb-
bing sensation in your head. a bad
taste in your mouth, Your eyes burn,
your skin is yellow, with dark rings
under your eyes; your hips are parch-
ed. No wonder on feel ugly, mean
and i'll. tempered. Your system Is full
of bile not prcperly passed off, and
what you need is a cleaning up in
side. Don't continue being a bilious
nuisance to yourself and those who
love you, and don't resort to harsh
physics that %irrita'c and injure. Re.
member that most disorders Of ,he
stomach, liver and bowels are cured
by morning with gentle, thorough
Cascarsts--they work while You
sleep. A 10-cert bCX from your drug
gist will keep your liver and bowels
clean; stomach sweet, and your head
clear for months. Children love to
take Cascarets because they taste
good and never grippe or sicken.
~ ,@.a (Adv.)
Bismarck daily tribune. [volume] (Bismarck, Dakota [N.D.]) 1881-1916, 1914-11-03

ing, collected from the Bismarck
school children. '
All packages shoNld be sent today
by express or parcel post. The ad-
dress is Bush Terminal, Brooklyn,
New York, care Of Chritmas Ship.
Contents should be noted on the pack
age. Expressage shoHld be prepaid.
The report that the Northern or West
ern EXpess companies will carry pack
ages free is an error. There seems
to be enough toys, but the need Of
clothing is very great. Money may
ne sent in at any time during the
week. Leave it at the First National
bank and it will be promptly forward
ed.
Remember, send your packages not
later than today. Leave money at the
bank any time during the tFtsell and
the amount will be wired in.
Bismarck daily tribune. [volume] (Bismarck, Dakota [N.D.]) 1881-1916, 1914-11-03
RECITAL GIVEN.

The October Recital was given at
the home of Miss Myers on Friday
evening by members Of her class. The
following program was rendered:
Slide 49,. ....... .. .......... Willis
Dorothy Harris. 'a
Bells Do Ring ............ Prcsser
Grin Elfstrom.
L'Angelus GOunod
Grin Elfs.rom and Miss Myers.
Little Tommy Touslehead. Spaulding
p Mvina Elfstrom.
"OSnng by Cecile Elfstrom): 81.
Sweet Williams Ball ....... Bugbec
" Hazel Lenhart.
Trio-Off to School ........ Lerman
Hazel Lenhart, Elvina Elfstrom
.... - Ruth Cordner
Trio-Bud Of Promise Waltz. Webster
Caroline Burman, Myrtle Paris
Miss Myers.
School Flag, March ........ Spauld:ng
Katherine WEIGH and Miss Myers
Garden Party Waltz ~. E%ngelmann
Caroline Burman.
Flying Doves .............. Helms
Myrtle Paris and Miss Myers.
Bismarck daily tribune. [volume] (Bismarck, Dakota [N.D.]) 1881-1916, 1914-11-03
Schlnoll.

Spinning Wheel ..!......... Schmoll
John Larson
Over Hill and Dale ...... Englemann
John Larson and Miss Myers.
Harry O'Neill of Mckenzie was in the
city Monday.
n. d. Finseth OF Driscoll was a cap
ital city visitor yesterday.
f. d. Woodwork Of Driscoll was in
Bismarck yesterday, ION business.
ELK LADIES MEET.
There will be a meeting of the Elk
ladies this afternoon. at 2:30 o'clock,
at the E.ks' hall. All members are
cordially invited. ~.
Bismarck daily tribune. [volume] (Bismarck, Dakota [N.D.]) 1881-1916, 1914-11-03

and completely banished in three
days with delightful benefit. The
author, Edward J.: Woods, l42aA, Sta
ton E., New York City. will mail his
book free Oh request.
The health improves wonderfully
after the nicotine poison is out of the
system. Calmness, tranquil sleep,
Bismarck daily tribune. [volume] (Bismarck, Dakota [N.D.]) 1881-1916, 1914-11-03

clear eyes, normal appetite, good d.
gestion. manly vigor, strong memory
and a general gain in efficiency are
among the many benefits reported.
Get rid of that nervous feeling; no
more need of pipe. cigar, cigarette,
snuff or chewing tobacco to pacify
morbid desire.
Bismarck daily tribune. [volume] (Bismarck, Dakota [N.D.]) 1881-1916, 1914-11-03
HOSPITAL NEWS.

Yesterdays arrivals at the hospi-
tails were Joseph Fridgen, Glen Ullin;
Mrs. Sam Ehlie, Raleigh: John Lief,
Coal Harbor; Mrs. W. j.. thinner,
Beach; Mrs. L.. H. CARMEL, Cit.
Those discharged were Mike Evans,
Wilton; Dan Kief, Douglas; Mrs. =.
Fl. Hurley and baby, city.
Bismarck daily tribune. [volume] (Bismarck, Dakota [N.D.]) 1881-1916, 1914-11-03
OLD MANAGEMENT RETURNS,

Miss Stralee, manager Of the Grand
theater. has returned to Valley City,
and Mr.. Colvin will resume the a
agement Of the theater. The Grand
was closed last night, but it is expect
ed that it will be opened again to-
night. ..-,a; SIS, |.at -
Bismarck daily tribune. [volume] (Bismarck, Dakota [N.D.]) 1881-1916, 1914-11-03
NO scHooI roDAy

The school children Of Bismarck
will enjoy a holiday today, no ses-
sessions being called in any of the
city schools BECAUSE OF the state cleo
ton, a legal holiday.
Bismarck daily tribune. [volume] (Bismarck, Dakota [N.D.]) 1881-1916, 1914-11-03
KEROSENE
=: Pure WHITE
RosElNE PENNSYLVANIA KERo
SEINE WILL BE WHITE FROM
'It NOW ON.

The North Dakota laws now forbid
the sale of artiilcially colored kero.
senes.
The. natural color OF all kerosenes,
no matter where refined or by whom,
is white.
The red kerosenes formerly sold in
this state We're made red by the use
OF a harmless powder which readily
dissolved in the oil. This powder
gave the oil no virtue or quality what.
ever.
The quality of tRoseine Pennsyl-
vania kerosene is supreme whether
red or white. IT,
In states where it is lawful to sell
colored kerosencs. Is per cent Of tia
Roseine sold is white.
Originally all Roseine Pennsylvania
kerosene was colored red to distin.
guish it from common oil. but it was
not long before competition began
coloring their cheapest oil and charge.
ing the dealer from 81 to $3.50 extra
for doing so. A whole barrel of kero.
sene can be cOlOred red for less than
two cents. s
When you want good kerosene
don't ask your dealer for his "best"
kerosene-"his best" may be just
common lamp oil. Ask your dealer
for Roseine and get the best kerosene
oil made. Marshall Oil Company,
Bismarck, n. D.-Adv. ...
The Inward Effects of humors are
worse than the outward. They endan.
ger the system. Hoods Sarsaparilla
eradicates all humors, cures all their
inward and outward effects. It is the
great Alternative and tonic, whose mer-
it has been everywhere established.
-AH1y Eaats 4|. -&{HtaHGE- ~. #f ssE-
Bismarck daily tribune. [volume] (Bismarck, Dakota [N.D.]) 1881-1916, 1914-11-03
MEETING

The regular weekly meeting of the
city commission vas postponed last
night. until "Wednesday night.
Bismarck daily tribune. [volume] (Bismarck, Dakota [N.D.]) 1881-1916, 1914-11-03
PRlvA1E INSTRUCTIONS.

Private instruction in Bonn Pitman
Shorthand and Touch Typewriting, by
experienced writer. Very reasonable
tuition. Write or phone Walter w.
Mcmahon, Bismarck, N. D.
Bismarck daily tribune. [volume] (Bismarck, Dakota [N.D.]) 1881-1916, 1914-11-03

Percy Hughes returned to James
town College Sunday, after spending
the weekend with his parents.
Bismarck daily tribune. [volume] (Bismarck, Dakota [N.D.]) 1881-1916, 1914-11-03

FOR SALE-One New Model sewing
machine in first class condition.
$500. Also one dresser in good
condition for $500. Apply st sol
9Th st. or phone 242R.
Bismarck daily tribune. [volume] (Bismarck, Dakota [N.D.]) 1881-1916, 1914-11-03
TOBACCO HABIT
i'd EASILY CONQUERED

A New Yorker Of wide experience
has written a book telling how the to-
bacco Or snuff habit may be easily
Bismarck daily tribune. [volume] (Bismarck, Dakota [N.D.]) 1881-1916, 1914-11-03
i Mrs. Bailey Douglas, Of Beach, vas
in 1she city shopping yesterday.

Mrs. A. j. Kelly was a local visitor
from Thinner yesterday, shopping and
attending to business affairs.
Bismarck daily tribune. [volume] (Bismarck, Dakota [N.D.]) 1881-1916, 1914-11-03
NEWS OF CITY IN BRIEF

A regular meeting of the Ladies Aid
of the Presbyterian church will be
held Thursday afternoon, in the Chap
ell, at 8 o'clock.
Bismarck daily tribune. [volume] (Bismarck, Dakota [N.D.]) 1881-1916, 1914-11-03

The Misses Althea Spear and Mary
Read returned Monday morning from
Steele, where they spent the week
end will, Miss Madge Rooney.
Bismarck daily tribune. [volume] (Bismarck, Dakota [N.D.]) 1881-1916, 1914-11-03

Miss Alice Dobbin left Sunday
morning for her home in Mankato.
MINI. Mrs. Dobbin, had spent the
last three months here and made
many friends, who regret her depart
ure. @ 3.....
Bismarck daily tribune. [volume] (Bismarck, Dakota [N.D.]) 1881-1916, 1914-11-03

X. e. Leighton, III. N. Halvorson
and Halvor Haly->son stopped in Bis.
marck over Monday, on their way to
Mandan. where tl.ey will speak today.
Bismarck daily tribune. [volume] (Bismarck, Dakota [N.D.]) 1881-1916, 1914-11-03
j.. Free
Treatment
Il Is, for b &
Piles

Sample Treatment Of :Pygnm!d Pie
Remedy mailed fee for trial gives
quick relief, stops itching. bleeding or
pf"tfudlnv piles. lIcmurri,oids ana an
own home. pyramid PIE 'itenr,.y il
for sale 1T al druggists, soc u box.
Bismarck daily tribune. [volume] (Bismarck, Dakota [N.D.]) 1881-1916, 1914-11-03

Miss Bertha Varney returned home
Saturday from Spencer, Iowa, where
she spent the last two months with
her sister, Mrs. Flint, and other rela-
tives.
Bismarck daily tribune. [volume] (Bismarck, Dakota [N.D.]) 1881-1916, 1914-11-03

Several Of the local high school
teachers enjoyed a hike to Burnt
Creek Saturday afternoon. At the
creek an anpetizing picnic supper was
served, and after a jolly hour spent
around the campfire, they returned
70 town. &a, yE' 3 {s4 snsg 1884,
Belington progressive. [volume] (Belington, W. Va.) 1912-1927, 1914-12-17
Uhia Vrar'H GfrriatntHa-

NEVER THERE BEEN TIME WHEN THE CHRIST
MAS EVENT STOOD UNDER SO IMPRESSIVE ILLUMINATION
AS 1T DOES IN THIS YEARS CHRISTMASTIDE THE BIRTH
JESUS is THIS YEAR LARGER FACT FOR THE
THOUGHT AND LIFE THE WORLD THAN IN ANY YEAR
AND HIS POWER IN THE WORLD FORMS THE SUMMIT
TILL NOW THE PHENOMENON LIFE OF JESUS
QUESTION THE THINKING OF OUR TIMES THOUGH
THERE ARE MoURNFUL OBJECTIONS FROM THE
DIVINE TRUTH MANGER EVENT. THE AGGREGATE
STATE OF CHRIsTENDoM EXHIBITS ENDURING
POWER OF GRACE THAT THEN AND THERE CAME TO
SEEK AND SAVE THE LOST. NO PERIOD HAS EVER SEEN
SUCH WIDE CIRCULATION AND STUDY OF THE HOLY
SCRIPTURES AS THE PRESENT. ALTHOUGH RECENT
EVENTS HAVE DEMONSTRATED THE STILL EXISTING NEED
OF CLOSER ADHERENCE THE DIVINE PRINCIPLE OF
PEACE ON EARTH, GOOD WILL TO MEN" THE EvANGEL
OF A SAVIOR THRILLS MORE HEARTS THIS CHRIST
MAS THAN IN ANY OTHER YEAR OF THIS DIsPENsATIoN.
Belington progressive. [volume] (Belington, W. Va.) 1912-1927, 1914-12-17
TOWN SURROUNDED
BY RAILROAD

Paw Paw, w. Va, is the only town
in the United States entirely sur
rounded by railroad. With the COM
pletion of the Magnolia cutoff, two
double track lines Of the Baltimore &
Ohio railroad pass around Paw Paw.
A complaint about inadequate ship
ping facilities is therefore regarded
as remote possibility.
The town is typical "boom town"
in that its. growth has taken place
since the Coming of the railroad con-
struction gangs, numbering several
thousand men, and their families,
some eighteen months ago, when the
work was started. The town has de-
veloped along modern lines under the
direction Of railroad engineers who
bored artesian wells to secure pure
water supply, provided schoolhouses,
churches and community clubs.
The railroad force is about to
break camp and this big industrial
army which blazed the way of mod
ern progress will move on ito God
knows where" as the poet has writ
ten, but on the other hand, many Of
the families will remain permanently
in Paw Paw, SO that in after years
their experiences during the days
when the railroad came through will
be part of the tradition of the place,
Belington progressive. [volume] (Belington, W. Va.) 1912-1927, 1914-12-17

Boys and Girls Agricultural Clubs,
Organization by Members.
Wednesday, January s.
9 to 10 A. M. Sandwiches--Mis
Nell M. Barnett. Room 2, WOODBURY.
Hall.
10 to IL A. M. Chapel. Commence
ment Hall.
A. 70 IL M. The Setting Of the Ia
b. and Table Manners-Miss Colwell
Room 2, WOODBURY. Hall.
Dinner.
2 to 4 P. M. Visiting Classes in
Home Economics Department.
Night.
7:30 P. M. Program arranged by
u. S. Department of Agriculture
Washington, d C. Illustrated.)
Thursday, January z.
g to 10 A. M. The Making of Jelly
Miss Guseman.
10 to IL A. M. Sanitation and Care
of Milk---L. P. Bailey, Tacoma, o.
IL to p. M. Cadet Drill, at Arm
DRY.
Dinner.
2 to $3.50 P. M. Prof
PEARS.
$3.50 to 4:30 p M. Naming varie-
ties Of Apples. Apple Show at Arm.
DRY.
s P. M Agricultural Banquet.
Friday, January 8.
to 10 A M. Care of Clothing
Miss Oliver. Room /, WOODBURY. Hall
10 to IL A. M. Meat Stew with
Vegetables-Miss Nuzum. Room
Woodburn Hall.
Dinner.
2 to a p. M. Trip to Places Of In,
terest; Poultry Show, Tin Mill, Statt
Farm, Glass Factory.
$50 to 7:30 P. M. Y. NJ G. A
Special Meeting for Girls.
8P. M. Farming on the Ohio Side
of the WorId-Prof. Alfred Vivian
Ohio State University.
Saturday, January g.
Getting started home. First trair
leaves at 5:45 a. m.
Each girl should take home with hel
a glimpse of how she will learn wha
books to read, what good music is
what she should wear, how to tes
milk, and what are the most essen
tial principles underlying the propel
preparation of food. Each Of thes'
phases of the course will be illustrates
I by concrete examples. It will be vel
worth while for our West Virgins
girls to attend this course.
Belington progressive. [volume] (Belington, W. Va.) 1912-1927, 1914-12-17
MAIL ORDER GROWTH.


The marvellous growth of the mail
order business in recent years is calcu-
lated to stagger humanity in local
communities where general merchants
or specialists in any sort of merchan-
disc are struggling for All existance
against the gigantic concerns in the
big cities which have back of them
the power Of millions of dollars of
capital. A writer in the Saturday
Evening Post tells how a large mail
order house was reorganized. The
Concerns total assets were valued at
SIC, 100000. 1t issued preferred stock
to that amount and common stock rep
resenting good will to the amount Of
$50, 200. 900.
A syndicate of shrewd capitalists in
timately acquainted with the business
was said to have bought large block
of it at high figure. At current quo
tations, then, this concerns mere good
will was valued at $36,000,000. More
over, this house was founded not
many years ago by men Of small
means, and the tangible assets Of $780,
100000 at the time Of reorganization
were composed very largely Of &C
cumulated profits.
So we have a total value Of about
SAT, 100000 created or built up within
a comparatively few years in the bust
ness Of selling at retail groceries. dry
goods, furniture, and so ON, to farmers
villagers and the residents Of the
smaller towns and cities throughout
the United States.
The local merchant finds himself
confronting proposition that means
fight to the finish for self preserva-
ton. The lightweight as to capitali-
cation pitted against the heavyweight
II the townsmen and personal friends
Of the lightweight fail to back him In
the ring there is LIKELIHOOD Of q
knockout in an early round. They car
back him by giving the cheerful aid
Of trading at home instead Of increas-
| ing the advantage of the heavyweight
by doing catalog buying.
Belington progressive. [volume] (Belington, W. Va.) 1912-1927, 1914-12-17
TO USE GLASS DISHES.

cuf glass Is well fof the smaller
dishes for candies and appetizers. bur
ii il pressed glass that must serve for
many things This heavier. cheaper
glass is evolved INTO ALI sorts of in.
teresting dishes, and it is made the
more sers cubic by the addition of
nickel rims and standards IN many
rasesl
There are tempting dishes for NJ
te,izers that are formed of -four trian
Belington progressive. [volume] (Belington, W. Va.) 1912-1927, 1914-12-17

VSAAANoAoJ@
g to 10 A. M. Gasoline Engines
Dean C. r. Jones.
10 to IL A. M. Chapel.
IL to IL A. M. Common Diseases
of Farm Animals--Dr. c. A. Lueder.
Dinner
2 to 4 P. M. Slaughter Test Of
Farm Animals--Prof. w. c. Coffey
and Prof. E. w. Sheets.
1880 P M. Program arranged by
U. S Department of Agriculture,
Washington, D C. (Pictures.)
Thursday.
8 to 10 A. M. Corn Improvement
Prof. w. B. Kemp.
10 to IL A. M. Sanitation and
Care of Milk-L. p Bailey.
ii to IL A. M. Farm Leaks and
How to Stop Them-Prof. F. e. Bear.
IL to / P M. Cadet Drill at Arm
DRY.
Dinner. q
2 to $3.50 P. M. Insects-Prof. l..
M. PEARS.
$3.50 to 4:30 P. M. NaEiing Varie-
ties of Apples. Apple Show-Armory.
$50 to 7:30 p. M. Y. M. G. A..
Special Program.
P. M. Agricultural Banquet
Friday.
9 to 10 A. M. Friends and Enemies
of the Farmer-Ethan Allen.
10 to IL A. M. Grafting-Prof.
Jeffries.
IL to IL A. M. Judging Contest,
State Corn Show, at Armory.
Dinner.
2 to 4 p. M. Trips to Places of In
terest. Poultry Show, Tin Mill. State
Farm, Glass Factory.
Z to 9 P. M. Farming on the Ohio
Side Of the World illustrated PROF.
Alfred Vivian, College of Agriculture,
Ohio State University.
Saturday.
Getting started home. First train
leaves at 5:45 a. m.
Program for Girls.
Monday, January 4.
s to 1920 A. M. Registration and
Location of Rooms. Lobby of Com
mencement Hall.
1890 to 1870 A. M. Explanation
| of Prize Winners Course-W. H. Ken
drick and Sadie r. Guseman.
T! 1870 to 1890 P M. Campus Trip
| and Greetings. Acting President F
| B. Trotter, Dean E. d. Sanderson and
Director c. R. Titlow Meet at Wood
burn Hall.
Dinner.
2 to $3.50 P. M. Canning Demon
stration-Mis Guseman.
$3.50 to 4:30 P. M. The Making Of
Cocoa-Miss Nuzum.
| 4:3O to 500 P. M. Refreshments
Served by Club Girls. Gymnasium
Room, WOODBURY. Hall.
Tuesday, January 5.
| 9 to IL A. NJ Milk Soups and
Croutons-Miss Nuzum. Room 2
WOODBURY. Hall.
| IL to IL A. M. Selection of Cloth
ling-Miss Oliver. Room /, WOODBURY.
Hall.
| Dinner.
2 to 4 P. M. Milk Testing p. B
Bennetch.
A to 5 P NJ Vegetables That Pay
and How to Grow Ihem-Dean R. L
Watts.
1880 to $3.50 P. NJ. Boys and Girl:
Who Are Helping Make West Virgins
| Farms Better illustrated Mr.. Ken
drick and Miss Guseman.
$50 to 9:30 P. M. State Officers
Belington progressive. [volume] (Belington, W. Va.) 1912-1927, 1914-12-17

Forbidden to sing ITS Long Way
to Tipperary" our bluejackets may at
least fall back on Its Forty Miles
From Schenectady to Troy. Norfolk
Virginian-Pilot
Belington progressive. [volume] (Belington, W. Va.) 1912-1927, 1914-12-17
EXCERPTS FROM EXCHANGES.
Better Not.

A little while ago the betting odds
at Lloyd's were five to one that the
war would end by March 81, 1915,
now they are ten to six with no TAX
ers. We are not conscientiously OPP
posed to gambling in any shape or
form, we would like to have q little
Of the "short end Of the proposition
even at the latter figures.--Norfolk
Virginian-P Pilot.
Belington progressive. [volume] (Belington, W. Va.) 1912-1927, 1914-12-17
Some Poker Player.

Russian claims of victory in Po-
land seem to have been bluff which
Won Hindenburg called Wheeling
Intelligencer.
Belington progressive. [volume] (Belington, W. Va.) 1912-1927, 1914-12-17
LITERARY LUNKHEADs.

He is dub. hope he chokes
His field has wide range
This lad who cops out my best jokes
And signs himself Exchange"
Cincinnati Enquirer.
Another gink who stoops to crime
By no one he's respected
Is he who uses our best rhyme
And signs himself: Selected"
Youngstown Telegram
/ love to write the joyous wheeze
Which in my brain has risen;
But gridirons hot await the zeeze
Who palms it off as his'n.
Belington progressive. [volume] (Belington, W. Va.) 1912-1927, 1914-12-17
Don't Rub 1t In.

Why not call him the @Grand Dupe
Nicholas to offset the British news
papers illusions to the Grown Prince? ?
Richmond Journal
Belington progressive. [volume] (Belington, W. Va.) 1912-1927, 1914-12-17
And Toward Uncle Sam.

John Lind asks for kinder feel
ing toward the Mexicans. He might
also suggest to the Mexicans a kind
er feeling toward each other.-Chi-
cago Herald.