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The Tacoma times. [volume] (Tacoma, Wash.) 1903-1949, 1914-01-08
Rheumatism
A Home Cure Given by One Who
Had Ii.

HAD IL.
In the spring Of 1898 L was
attacked by Muscular and In
fiammatory Rheumatism. I SUI
Tered as only those who have IL
know. for over three years. 1
tried remedy after remedy. and
doctor after doctor, but such re-
lief as l received was only tenn
porary. Finally. I found a rem
edy that cured me completely,
ana 1t has never returned.
have given 1t to a number who
were terribly afflicted and even
bedridden with Rheumatism, and
IL effected cure in every case.
want every sufferer from
any form of rheumatic trouble
to try this marvellous healing
power. Don't send q cent, simp-
" mall your name and address
and / will send Il free TO try.
After you have used II and Ii
has proven itself to be that
long-looked- for means OF curing
your Rheumatism, you may send
the price of II, one dollar, but,
understand. do not want your
money unless you are perfectly
satisfied to send II. Isn't that
fr.irf Why suffer any longer
when positive relief is thus Or
fered you free7 Don't delay.
Write today.
Mark H. jackson, No. 500 our
ney Bldg, Syracuse, NJ Y.
The Tacoma times. [volume] (Tacoma, Wash.) 1903-1949, 1914-01-08
TWENTY thousand people in New

engaged in underground work. But there are MI
than that there at undetermined work
The Tacoma times. [volume] (Tacoma, Wash.) 1903-1949, 1914-01-08
Philadelphia doctors have taken blood frol

body, cleansed it and put it back in the body
They IL be taking our eyes out and showing them t
rs, next.
The Tacoma times. [volume] (Tacoma, Wash.) 1903-1949, 1914-01-08
WARE
UP TO 35c FOR /.

and force Of sledgehammer.
The feeling reminds me of
when I was a little girl and fell
out of the barn. l knew | had
had an experience, and that's
about all.
(Continued.)
The Tacoma times. [volume] (Tacoma, Wash.) 1903-1949, 1914-01-08
KENTUCKY man was shot

AENTUCkY man was shot dead by his seventh
wife And there are folks who say seven is luck,
number.
The Tacoma times. [volume] (Tacoma, Wash.) 1903-1949, 1914-01-08
BRAIEYS POEM TO-DAY
GRATITUDE

GRATITUDE
(There Is talk of political organization of the
Panama Canal Zone.-News Item. R'.s
Now that he's finished we'll harry and worry him!
Make him weary and sick can, y =
send him cheap takers to argue and furry him,
Putterers built on the two-by-four plan; e.
Vow that he's finished the tasks most laboriouser
Now that by toll and by trouble he's Scared,
We will repay him with speeches censorious,
Bully and badger him as his reward!
Vow that he's done what we said wasn't possible,
Now that he's proven his title to fame
Now that he's crossed what said wasn't crossabe,
Let us begin our political game,
Let us get busy at roping and claiming him.
Tieing him down with a mess of red tape.
talking and hampering, tripping, restraining him,
Binding him close he cannot escape!
Now that he's set all the nations to wondering,
Now that he's conquered the damp and the heat,
let us begin our political laundering,
Let us set traps which will clutch at his feet
Let us exhibit know-t-all attitude,
Sniff at the wisdom which he may impart,
Let display to the Colonel our Gratitude
Ending his power-and breaking his hearth
-BERTON BRALEY.
The Tacoma times. [volume] (Tacoma, Wash.) 1903-1949, 1914-01-08

You can "swap'' anything by
using . Times Swap ad. See Want
Ad page.
The Tacoma times. [volume] (Tacoma, Wash.) 1903-1949, 1914-01-08

Charles Morse the ''ice king" and big banker of
New York, who sent to the federal penitentiary
for bank frauds in connection with the American Ice
Securities company stock jobbing game, pardoned
by President Taft to go home to die and whose health
suddenly became perfect thereafter, now wants to
reopen his case and try to convince the public he
was much abused man.
Maybe he was.
And then again maybe the only reason he is out of
Jail now is that he had money and pull and because
it is considered an awful thing to keep rich man
in prison.
Morse is said to want congressional investiga-
ton or at least newspaper campaign to allow him
to show he worse than many other New York
bankers who have not been in jail at all. He says
what he did in making bogus entries in the bank
books was no more than all bankers do.
So much the worse for the rest of the New York
bankers.
The fact of the whole matter is that Morse is much
peeved to think that the government made such an
awful mistake to send rich man to prison and he
wants the government to make some sort of repara-
tion.
If rich men are to be grabbed and hailed to court
and actually locked behind bars in this country Just
like common clods of humanity who have no money
whats the use? What have they been buying poll
ticians and parties for with big campaign contrbll-
tionsf
Morse certainly ought to have something done for
him.
The Tacoma times. [volume] (Tacoma, Wash.) 1903-1949, 1914-01-08

ANOTHER KIND OF "GIVE
AWAY"
The Tacoma times. [volume] (Tacoma, Wash.) 1903-1949, 1914-01-08

Diego took one look at Gaby and announced: "NoI
man can withstand the lure of those wondrous lips.
They simply ought to run Gaby out of San Diego, as
they did Emma Goldman. It will be just awful tol
have all the he part of the town pilng after them
The Tacoma times. [volume] (Tacoma, Wash.) 1903-1949, 1914-01-08

l chose to breakfast one morn,
old chap, in the sort of establish
ment you queer Yankees call q
luncheon-counter, l 5olleye. BE-
ing rather undecided as to what l
should order. and consuming
some moments In studying the
menu card. the waitress girl ven
tured her impotence as follows;
Hurry up, old puzzle-face, and
make an appetite guess. I've only
got two hoofs. you know, and |
hate to wear 'em out warming
one board in the floor. Besides,
you amt the only starvin' ma
MAC in the slab what needs my
gentle aid and cunnln' smile. Be
quick and try your luck on the
Dreaded bootjacks or the stewed
stove polish or somethin', cause
the days is gettin' short and we
don't sling breakfast after SUM-
down"
MY WORD!
ANOTHER KIND OF "GIVE
AWAY"
Polk County news-gazette. (Benton, Tenn.) 190?-191?, 1914-01-08
FORGOT ALL ABOUT THE WOMEN.

Because he did not mention women In his recent
address on The City of the Future, Brand "hlC-
lock, mayor of Toledo, o., was taken to task oy
Mrs Frederick Nathan after the lecture
Mr.. Whitlock who is soon to resign to become
minister to Belgium, appeared in the Hudson inca
ter under the auspices of the League for Poiltcai
Education, of which Robert Erskine Ely is dlrec-
tor. He talked about the type of the city of the
time to come but not once did he refer directly or
indirectly to any part women may take IN the
administration OF the future ctys affairs.
What do you mean by leaving women entirely
out of it?" demanded Mrs. Nathan, when she
could get close enough to the speaker to attract
his attention. "Of course women will be factor
in the future city"
why, why stammered the lecturer, 4 forgot
all about the women. Didn't say anything about
them|
NO you didn't" replied Mrs. Nathan
'Well, of course meant to, for they Will be IN
cluded in municipal administration" was Mr..
Whitlock's answer.
And he stamps on all his letters Votes for
Women" Mrs. Nathan remarked later. i know
it because / have had many nice ones from this
suffragist mayor who is interested in much that
interests us women."-New York Herald
Polk County news-gazette. (Benton, Tenn.) 190?-191?, 1914-01-08

SN HAT is declared by its discoveries
n to be the oldest known depletion OF
W. a human being has just been I'M
earthed in France. 1t is the rude hg-
5~~ST%@1 ure of a man engraved on pre-
|9ASESSA historic monsters bone. According
- to those who dug it up it is at least
Polk County news-gazette. (Benton, Tenn.) 190?-191?, 1914-01-08
Contraries.
SAGE TEA AND SULPHUR
DARKENS YOUR GRAY HAIR
Look Years Younger! Try Grandma's
Recipe of Sage and sulphur
and Nobody viii Know.

Almost everyone knows that Sage
Tea and Sulphur, properly compound
cd. brings back the natural color ana
lustre to the hair when faded, streaked
or gray; also ends dandruff, itching
scalp and stops falling hair years
ago the only way to get this mixture
was to make it at home, which Is
mussy and troublesome.
Nowadays we simply ask at any
drug store for "Wyeth's Sage and sui
nhur Hair Remedy" You VIII get
large bottle for about so cents. Every
body uses this old, famous recipe, be-
cause no one can possibly tell tnat
YOU darkened your hair, as It does IL
SO naturally and evenly. You dampen
a sponge or soft brush with It and
draw this through your hair, taxing
one small strand at time; by morn.
ing the gray hair disappears, and
after another application or two, your
hair becomes beautifully dark, thick
and glossy and you look years younger
ADV.
Polk County news-gazette. (Benton, Tenn.) 190?-191?, 1914-01-08

900 years old, dating back 10 the socaleu
Aurignacian age.
n thew are right in their contentious and the
strange drawing was actually made by an artist
in his prehistoric studio it materially strength
ems the theory that our ancestors, instead of pos
sessing' the ape-ike skulls of the type found at
Neanderthal Spy, and La Chappele-auX-Salnts
were creatures with skulls resembling that found
at PiItdown, England last year, declared by some
to have had a brain development greater than
that of present-day man
This remarkable discovery was made on Octo-
Der last in the cave of La Colombiere, beside
Polk County news-gazette. (Benton, Tenn.) 190?-191?, 1914-01-08

Brought in ships from the coffee
countries through warm summer
seas to the southern port Of New
Orleans, no cold climates affect, in
juriously, the delicate coffee beans.
Roasted and blended by Southern
ers, il is best adapted for use in the
Southern climate-no Northern roast
coffee can compete with it.
Sold to Southern merchants for
Southern trade blended, roasted,
packed and shipped in the South
Southern through and through. No
wonder it outsells all other brands
in the South.
Endorsed by the best judges in
New Orleans a hundred years ago,
and by coffee drinkers dailythrough-
out the South. No wonder it has
Polk County news-gazette. (Benton, Tenn.) 190?-191?, 1914-01-08

Turn back over a hundred years
10 the days of Andrew Jackson
French Market Coffee was even then
the most famous drink in America.
Its history entwines itself with the
history of the old aristocracy of the
South. The Bellies and Beaux or
New Orleans slipped it at midnight
for generations. To them no Mardi
Gras Ball was complete without
cup of French Market Coffee. Think
what it means to you to be able to
serve this identical blend on your
table daily - for your own grocer
now sells tin air-tight cans.
Polk County news-gazette. (Benton, Tenn.) 190?-191?, 1914-01-08
French Market Coffee
is Southern Through
and Through!

been called the National Drink of
the South.
There is a real treat in store for
those who have not yet tried French
Market Coffee. Buy can today.
Try it. Be convinced of the ex-
celience and quality of this brand.
Polk County news-gazette. (Benton, Tenn.) 190?-191?, 1914-01-08
SOMEWHAT so.
rs this arti

rs this article of yours about the underworld
exposure?"
We'll In Ia way"
what dol you mean by in a way?"
"ItA all tbout a volcanic eruption"
Polk County news-gazette. (Benton, Tenn.) 190?-191?, 1914-01-08

the River Ain, in southern
France, by DR.. Lucien
Mayet, professor of hui
man palaeontology at the
University of Lyon, and
Nj. Jean Pissot of Poncin,
a town close to the cave.
The official report of the
great find was read to the
Paris Academy of Sciences
by NJ. Douville and sum
married at length in LII
lustration.
The cave of La Colon
biere is situated on the
right bank Of the Ain,
about 20 meters above the
prpSent level of that river.
Polk County news-gazette. (Benton, Tenn.) 190?-191?, 1914-01-08

lief that it is unique but in the fact that 1t is not
UNIQUE 1t is matter Sf the deepest interest to
find in these threeM drawings certain Identical
conEentions9 The NeralA shapR of the head,
- h = I'm b. Il 4: / l'.s.s .TT Y
the tw$ which show Metmouth. ana whaS our sss
covereis speak of as the fndeinable expression
of the eye is produced by identical lines IN all
three engravings
All OF this suggests several things, among which
we may mention that the Colombiere drawing can
hardly be to. represent any particular IN
divdual it is hardly possible that it was INTENDED
as realistic production. 1t may be rude cut
line effort such as child would make, or it may
be Ia deliberate convention with meaning OF
whichAwe are ignorant. If the drawing from the
Fontde-G aume cave was made by the artist VINO
drew the, figures of bison and other animals on
the rock walls of that cavern, then there is some
thing curious and mysterious in the fact that the
drawings of the wild animals are wonderfully
realistic while the one intended to represent
human face is vastly inferior to the others.
I'VE have probably not yet quite fathomed pre-
historic mans ideas and intentions in all this
work Another proof that this CoiomDlere en-
craving cannot be intended as a realistic drawing
is seen in the photograph and outline drawing
of the skull of the Combre Capelle man. This IS
generally accepted the typical Aurlgnaclan
skull But by no possible arrangement OF the
soft parts around that Aurignacian skull could we
produce a representation of face resembling any
one of the conventionalized prehistoric drawings
shown"
Polk County news-gazette. (Benton, Tenn.) 190?-191?, 1914-01-08

Extremes meet, but they don't al
ways speak as they pass by
Honolulu star-bulletin., 1914-11-20
Glance Over Tempting piands
Listed Below and Decide to be
"Among Those Present

The housewives of Honolulu have
been busy during the past week pre-
pairing the many tempting articles
which are to be placed On sale tonor-
row at the garden party which will be
held at the residence of Mrs. F. J.
Lowrey, Lunalilo and Victoria streets.
under the auspices of the Outdoor Cir
Gle.
Three dozen chickens, 300 rolls,
loads of homemade bread. pies,
cookies. baked hams. roast ducks, sal
ads, pickles, preserves. jams, jellies,
cakes-these are the things which will
be on sale in the delicatessen depart
ment The best cooks in the city are
working hard to please the patrons of
the garden party. and those in charge
believe that every purchaser will get
her-or his-money's worth. Mrs. An
drew Fuller and Mrs. Ida Waterheuse
are, famous housekeepers and, as they
are in charge of the delicatessen, this
feature of the fete can hardly help
but be a success.
The candy table, with Mrs. w. C.
Hobby at its head, has solicited home
made sweets from those in Honolulu
who are best qualified in this particu-
lar line of cookery. The refreshment
booth, with Mrs, Lorrin A. Thurston
and Mrs. J. A. kennedy as managers,
promises to be all that could be asked
for as dispenser OF cooling drinks, :
The balloon booth, with Mrs. Ed
ward Dekum as the vendor, will be
Honolulu star-bulletin., 1914-11-20
REAL FEED IS PROMISED ALL WHO
ATTEND GARDEN PARTY TOMORROW.

hard one to get near, as all kiddies.
large and small love balloons and must
have them to make the day eompIete
one for, them. :.
The coffee garden will be presided
over by Mrs. c. Fred Bush. who prom
ises all kinds OF good sandwiches with
each cup of as fine a brew as can
be made from the famous Kona prod
uct
Tempting cornucopias and ice cream
will be dispensed by Mrs Charles Ath-
erton and corps of Honolulu's pretti-
est girls will be on hand In the role
of Mattresses. q
Many beautiful and rare plants,
ferns end palms are to be sold by.
Mrs. A. G. NJ. Robertson.
Seventy dainty and beautifully dress
ed dolls will be on sale, as well as
many of the attractive novelties in the
varied forms of kewpies. Mrs. Charles
Wilder and Mrs Carpenter will be
in charge of this booth.
Mrs. W. L. Moore and Mrs Edward
Watson will sell popcorn and peanuts
to the young and old alike. The
Christmas gift table will be loaded
with many dainty articles, and it will
be here that the visitor will find many
an appropriate gift for friends both
at home and on the mainland. Among
the many acceptable articles which
will be placed on sale are coat hang.
ers, dainty wash bags, practical creton
bags, mems stiekpin cushions, guest
towels, dresser trays. and many other
novelties too numerous to mention.
The proceeds of the fete will be de-
voted to the treasury of the Outdoor
Circle.
Honolulu star-bulletin., 1914-11-20
WHATS INDIGESTION?
WHO CARES? LISTEN!
sPape's Diapepsino mikes Sick, Sour
Classy St0maells surely feel fine
IN five minutes

Time It! In Ave minutes all stom
sch distress will 60. No Indigestion.
heartburn, sourness or belching of gas
acid. or eructations of undigested food
no dizziness, bloating, foul breath OF
headache.
Pape's Diapepsin Is noted for tt
speed in regulating upset stomachs. II
Is the surest, quickest and most Ger
tain indigestion remedy In the whole
world and besides it Is harmless.
Millions OF men and women now eat
their favorite foods without fear-they
know Pape's Diapepsin viii save them
from any stomach misery.
Please, for your sake, get larg.
lfifty-cent case of Pape's Diapepsin
from any drug store and put yosif
stomach right. Don't keep on being
miserable-life Is too short-you are
not here long, so make your stay
agreeable. Eat what you like and di-
gest it; enjoy 1t, without dread of re
abellion In the stomach.
Pape's Diapepsin belongs In your
home anyway. Should one of the fam
lily eat something which don't agree
with them or IN case of an. attack Of
indigestion. dyspepsia. gastritis or
stomach arrangement at daytime or
during the night it is handy to give
the quickest. surest relief known. -
advertisement.
Honolulu star-bulletin., 1914-11-20
IeW scheiule ina,luurated.

New Schedule lnaugufateds
To inaugurate 28-day freight sery.
ice between the east coast of the Uni.
ted States and the Hawaiian islands
which has been under consideration
for the past several months, the Amer
lean Hawaiian steamer Mexican hse
passed Panama canal and is due to
arrive at sHenolulu about November
2S, according to late adyices received
by G., p. Morse. general freight agen.
for the line at this point. .i
The new sclledule which was
brought to the attention of local ship
pers through the columns OF the Star
Bulletin number OF weeks ago will
doubtless prove a decided boon to the
business interests of the territory in
that It will give the islands a direct
freight connection with New York, Bos.
ton, Philadelphia and other important
east coast ports. 1t is planned to des-
patch American Hawaiian steamers
from the Atlantic terminals every 10
days, the cargo carriers to pass
through Panama canal making but one
stop on the Pacific in visiting San
Pedro. The steamer Dakotan is said
viii follow the Mexican, arriving here
about December z. The last vessel
IN the service available for holiday
merchandise will be the Washington
ian expected here December 1S.
Honolulu star-bulletin., 1914-11-20
LOCKSlJN NCONSQRI
ElADES BRITISH
PURsJERS

Fer many days companion to the
German steamer Locksup, now In
termed at Honolulu, the freighter
Tsingtau, which members of the local
Teuton colony had reason to believe
might fall into the hands Of British
or Japanese war vessels, is reported
to have found a safe haven in the
neutral waters Of Cebu harbor in the
southern Philippines. q
Fourteen days out Of Jallit, Mar
shall Islands, far from the port for
which 1t originally cleared, the small
North German Lloyd steamer Using
tau put into Cebu The Tsingtau left
Manila on August II with 1900 tons
of coal on board, cleared through the
custom house for the port of Menado,
in the CeIebes.
Although cleared through the regu-
lar channels, the sailing Of the coal
laden German steamer brought forth
a great deal of comment at the Phil
fppfne capital, for 1t was not generally
believed tina. the vessel had any in
tenticn of sailing for the port of clear
ance. The information received did
not state whether the cargo of coal
is still on board the Tsingtau
AT the same time that the Tsingtau
was cleared the German steamer
Locksun, now at Honolulu. also
cleared with cargo of coal for the
Celebes.
Whether any action viii be taken
by the Manila custom authorities in
Investigating the mysterious trip of
the Tsingtau and the breaking Of reg
ulation by not proceeding to the port
of clearance, has not yet been an
nounced.
Honolulu star-bulletin., 1914-11-20


a fat little package out of your toe
Quit punishing your feet by using toe,
eating salves and ointnents.
To use knives, files, scissors and ra.
zors, slicing and hacking at corn
only make it grow faster and bigger,
1t also brings danger of bleeding and
blood poison. The new way, the new
principle never known before in corn,
history, is 1GETS-IT.'' It's a liquid
- drops on corn does the work
Pain goes, the corn begins to shriyel
and out It comes! You apply it in two
seconds. Nothing to stick, nothing to
hurt, and it never fails. -. j =
Try " GETSIT'' tonight on corns,
calluses. warts or bunions. .
sGETS1iTo is sold in Honolulu by
Benson, Smith & Co, cor. Fort and
Hotel Sts,, and Hollister Drug Co.-ad.
Eertisement. s4:ss1,.... -. X. II
Honolulu star-bulletin., 1914-11-20
FlIn,er Nav Be eixen aerth.

GHtUGt Way DC 1tNSu 6eft0. - q. s.
That Capt. w. G. 7. S. Filmer. re
serve commander in the Toyo Kisen
Kaisha service, who has been spending
a year on the Pacific slope may soon
be assigned to berth on one of the
larger transpacific liners, is the
prediction made following the re-
port of Capt Filmer's departure from
San Francisco for Japan. The skipper
is stated to have been ordered to re-
port at the Toxic office. His mission
to the Far East is matter of much
conjecture and question which he
declined to discuss when he passed
through Honolulu some days ago. 1t
is generally believed that Capt. Filmer
will relieve one OF the shippers now
In the service. =
Honolulu star-bulletin., 1914-11-20
"GETS IT," 2 DROPS,
.-' .-.. CORN VANtSHES!

The Only Sure Ender of All Corns. :
Desperate, are you, over trying to
get rid of eoriisi Quit using old form
ulas under new names, bandages, wind
ing-tapes and cotton rings that make
Honolulu star-bulletin., 1914-11-20

The thirtieth annual exhibition Of
the National Horse Show Association
has been called of on account Of the
war The foreign horsemen, who usu-
ally provide most of the attraction,
Lcannot come over.
The Celina Democrat. (Celina, O. [Ohio]) 1895-1921, 1914-09-11

How to eat asparagus. This is a
problem as tremendous as how to eat
an orange. Ivan Heald gives some ad-
vice on the point
Rest one elbow" he says, "on the
cloth and wrap one leg around the leg
of the table so as to prevent overbal-
ancing Grip the asparagus and rub
its neck in the melted butter Before
it has time to make up its mind which
way it will wabble swing the aspara-
gus off its feet and waggle it in the
air to test its pliabillty. Then open
your mouth and make a feint at biting
your stalk in the small of the back
Ten to one the asparagus will try
to dodge by doubling up You get
him as his head comes down, and
there you are,
Never, in the excitement OF the
struggle, be tempted into biting the
asparagus below the belt. It's not
playing the game, and besides, 1t gives
the stalk a fine opportunity to whip
round with left hook TO the ear"
The Celina Democrat. (Celina, O. [Ohio]) 1895-1921, 1914-09-11
SANS CLOTHES, SANS DIGNITY
PauIs Views Concerning Modest
Dress of Women Were I'M
bibed In Childhood.

The Tarsians we're celebrated for
the extremely modest dress of their
women, who we're always deeply yeiled
when they went abroad. remarks the
Christian Herald las Tarsian ladies
walked in the streets you could not
see any part either Of their faces or
of their whole person, nor could they
themselves see anything Of their
path" In this respect they were diff
ferent from the women of other cities
which had been more thoroughly Hell
lenized. Those early impressions of
Paul's childhood doubtless account
in part for Paul's strict rules as laid
down to the Corinthians about the
yelling of their women. Every wom-
ain that prayeth or prophesieth with
her head uncovered, dishonoreth her
head" In another place he says, THE
woman ought to have authority upon
her head" This should be translated.
we are told, "The woman who has
veil ON her head wears authority on
her head" Being interpreted. this