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The Detroit times., 1914-02-16
COHEN PAYS So FOR
"SASSING" JUDGE LACY

solomon Cohen, attorney is five
Nlollsrs poorer. and Judge Lacy had
me pleasure. Monday, OF making a
lew remarks on the dignity OF the
curt and the latitude allowed lawyers.
Olive w. Hauge, the belle OF ihe
.t,yorcaes and near-divorcees for many
= day. brought suit against her hus-
hand. James Hauge. The action vas
BASED on a non.support charge and
Judge Lacy after few questions Or
Jared a warrant sworn out. charging
uou.support. Attorney Cohen object
ID declaring his client DID not want
warrant Words igUon 0, anu, anu ~ AN an
sslt nued S. forlcontempt, OF court
1T is none OF your business said
Judge Lacy," what this court orders,
ma no attorney can come into this
court and attempt to dictate It's &C
uaas.- MI "
The Detroit times., 1914-02-16
If HEADACHY, DIZZ,
BILIOUS, "CASCARETS'
Your Liver is full of Bile; Bowels
Clogged, Stomach Sour. Tongue
Coated, Breath Bad
81 n I0.cent boz now.


You're hilionsl You have throb-
bIng sensation In your head, Dad
taste in your mouth. your eyes burn.
your skin Is yellow, with dark rings
under your eyes; your lips are parcn-
ed. No wonder you feel ugly. mean
and ilitempered. Your system Ii null
OF bile not properly passed on. and
what you need IL cleaning up inside.
Don't continue being a bilious nui.
sance 20 yourself and those who love
Won. and don't resort to harsh physics
mat irritate aud injure. Remember
that most disorders OF the stomach,
liver and bowels are cured by morn
ing with gentle, thorough Cascarets--
they work while you sleep. A i0-cent
box from your druggist viii keep your
liver and bowels clean: stomach
sweet. and your head clear for
months. Children love TO take Cas-
carets. because they taste good and
never gripe or sicken.-Ady.
The Detroit times., 1914-02-16
DAYS. TRYING THAT
SUICIDE STUFF AGAIN

Harry Davis of Worthwhile. has gone
and done it again that is, tried 70
shuttle on BY swallowing chloroform.
IL IS his steenth attempt. once he
was arrested. aud held for two days,
SO mat the police auto crews could
get q rest and wouldnt have 10 run
Davis 10 hospitals from various parts
OF the city But even then he went
right ont and did IL again
Monday morning the auto patrol
crew from Hunt station received
call that man had taken chloroform
IN barn at the rear OF No SIS era
tiorave Davis who Is "a years old
and halls from Worthwhile, tried TO
fool the officers by giving his name as
Make Davis He seemed 10 be
afraid that they wouldn't take him
20 the hospital II they remembered
him
tie was taken 70 Harper hospital
Rubber heels are popular in swift
ferland
The Detroit times., 1914-02-16
ALLEGES FALSE ARREST:
ASKS $4,000 BALM

Suit for $4,000 damages has been
He'd In the circuit court by Nathan
Rosenburg against Harry Herman, in
which the plaintiff charges that Her.
man caused his arrest OF a charge OF
larceny without cause, and that for
yo months he was held in Jail The
pstition declares the alleged theft
vas OF a book and that the arrest was
eaused by a Malicious desire on the
arr OF the defendant to in1ure Rosen-
The Detroit times., 1914-02-16

s0S sheridan-aye. Gotthard schneid,
err. so. l2B HeleB-ave George
Casey. No ago Riyard-st:( Julius
Badke No 1904 ST. Aubin-aye. Rob
ert w Colwe1l, NO. 79s Tillman-
ave. Claude Power. No. 44S Third
ave. James H. Maury. No. $50
i.arned-st east; the Rev Charles A.
arey. 80. ia BaTdwin-aye.
The Detroit times., 1914-02-16

subJects Of human betterment and the
equalization of fhc sexes A reception
lol Or. colt and mrs. Colt viii follow
the Lecture.
The social extension committee OF
the Twentieth Century club presented
Il delightful program Sunday after
noon. In the Century building. for buss
mess women and their friends. The
program VAS given by Mrs. j. +.
Maurice Nacrariane, Miss l,eona
Troy. Mrs May Leggett Abel and Mrs.
Wanda Leczczynski. Mrs. Cadieux
presided AZ the tea table.
Q
The annual bal masque OF Har-
inoaie society will take place Tuesday
evening. Feb "a. in Harmonic hall.
ana will be- called "A night in Berlin.
Preparations have been made for one
OF he most elaborate balls ever given
bS Harmonic The invitation list Is
limited strictly TO the membership OF
the society.
Mrs. Alfred O Dunk and little
daughter, MISS Dorothy. No. 80 Chi
cago-blyd., are In Memphis. Tenn, the
guests OF Mrs. Dunks sister, Mrs.
William Cooper Wood, on their way 10
their winter home in Florida. where
they VIII remain until spring. Mrs
Dunk has been invited 10 speak on
the work accomplished Ia Detroit and
Michigan by the Housewives league
BEFORE the Tennessee State Fedora
lion OF Women's clubs. Tuesday
o
Following a banquet IN the church
parlors, Monday evening AT which the
The Detroit times., 1914-02-16
sharken oets 3o pans.

NEW YORK. Feb 49, Thirty days
in the pen and 5000 nne was the
sentence given Tom Sharkcy, prize
fighter when he appeared IN special
sessions here To-Day on The charge OF
running disordcrly house in connee-
ton with his FoUrteenth-st saloon.
The Detroit times., 1914-02-16

u,.,n...-t,k. priating. no fuss and
no fsatherS. The plain, neat kind that
looks right. Times Printing Co., ~
Iobn R-st Phone Main l4Ss.
The Detroit times., 1914-02-16

Adehshtful program %. music Was
piTou. SUNDAY afternoon, m tae Mn
scum OF Art by Sisnor bartoiotta Mrs.
Estelle Reid anC Miss Arbuus Vol.
The Musicians We're repeatedly en-
cored blythe audience. which crowded
the auditorium. William b. Stratton,
the weil-knoWn Detroit architect, talk
ed ON "!Ios pital architecture stereop.
-ticuin pictures aiding TO he interest
OF The address
The Detroit times., 1914-02-16

r0f honor. the formal installation OF Dr
Boyle as pastof 81 the WOodward-aye.
Presbyterian church will take place
The Rev Edgar r Hin, of, NcCOrmicE
Theological seminary Chicago. Nh,
preach The installation sermon and a
number OF cler.e 90 Detroit presby-
tery viii fake port ia tu, service
-
George Perry VIII give "a practical
talk on meDJs bciore the housewives
leaghe. NVedheSdoy AFTERNOON. Feb u.s.
in the Woodward-aNc. Baptist church
parlors "Econonies viii be- discuss.
ed by Mrs Bessie Bishop RothWeii
and thee will be- musical numbers Dy
Clyde Nichols fcuor and Mis- Suey
Cooke accnmpan-sL
The Washington times., 1914-04-01

man who has regents certificate
or the ability to get one, finds some
other occupation more profitable
than perfecting himself in the use of
a hammer or saw; a mechanic sue
cessful enough at his work to be fit
to teach others can make more in
practicing his craft than he can in
teaching on a substitutes license. y
In either case the city fails of get.
ting teacher.
In the United States there are
only five classes fitting skilled me-
chanics to teach their trade-not one
of them for women. Although the
Pratt Institute class in Brooklyn is
excellent in personnel and in train
ing, its graduates cannot satisfy the
academic requirements set up by
New York city.
Since the demand for vocational
teachers far exceeds the supply, and
since the art of training them is in
its infancy, it is unwise to hold up a
standard, however good in itself,
which errs by being off the point.
The Washington times., 1914-04-01
WEDNESDAY, APRIL l, 1914.
THE SPEAKER.

1t needs not to go very far back
m political history to note that the
hour of defeat is oftentimes the be-
ginning of victory for a public man.
The men who took the stings of de-
feat in the long struggle for re-
form of the House rules were lay
ing the foundation for the victory
that later was their reward. Re-
publicans and Democrats alike, these
men who had the nerve to brave de-
feat because they were sure of their
cause, have had the testimony of
the country's approval.
Speaker Clark looked bigger in
the hour of his defeat yesterday
than he has looked in moments of
triumph. He kept the faith as he
saw the faith, he did right as he
believed the right, and he will not
be punished for what he did. Neither
his antagonists within the party nor
the people of the country will suffer
that such an honest course, 50 ably
defended, shall lead to political dis
aster.
The Washington times., 1914-04-01
VOCATIONAL TRAINING
FOR TEACHERS.

What is worth doing at all is
worth doing well;" but the standard
of excellence for painting a house,
say, is not the same as that for
painting a picture. New York city
is in a quandary over filing the
places in vocational courses because
New York holds up the same sort of
standard for vocational as for
academic teachers.
Massachusetts,, which stands near
the head in vocational education, re.
quires of teachers that they should
have practiced their craft five years
beyond the apprenticeship stage
New York city demands, besides
technical skill, regents certificate
or, in default of that, considerable
service on a substitutes license
n the words of a labor leader, "A
The Washington times., 1914-04-01
The News of Society
By lean ELIOT.

day and tomorrow from 10 until
o'clock. The patronesses are Mrs. VIII
liam Jennings Bryan. Mrs. Franklin K
Lane, Mrs. Henry Cabot Lodge. Mrs
Charles s. Hamlin. Mrs. George Won L
Meyer, Mrs. Larz Anderson, Mrs. Au
gustus P Gardner. and Mrs. Andrew
j. Peter.
Miss Dorothy Dobyns is visiting Lieut.
and Mrs John B..~Garle at the nava
training station. Great Lakes, Ill.
Mrs. James F. Barbour and Mis-
Marguerite Barbour are leaving WASH
ineton today for Atlantic City. wher
Iney will spend a fortnight.
=
Mr. and Mrs W. Schiosberg. of 10;
ScveIth street. will be - home Sunda
II on until 10 o'clock in celebratio
Of the twenty-fifth anniversary Of thei
wedding.
Mrs. David Jayne Hill is entertaining
at large afternoon reception today.
The Washington times., 1914-04-01
LEARNING FROM AMER
ICA.

The liberal government in Great
Britain puts forth the suggestion of
federal form of government for
the United Kingdom. 1t has as yet
been hut vaguely outlined, but to
some extent at least it must be
modelled on that Of the United
States. Canada, Switzerland, South
Africa and Australia have all adapt-
ed the American plan to their
several needs, and in many respects
they have all improved on the origi-
nal federal constitution, which is
that of the United States. Grea;
Britain. should it adopt such a plan,
would probably divide tho Kingdom
into at least seven states or prov
inces. The four provinces Of Ire
land would be given local lcgisla-
lures, and England, Scotland and
Wales, at least, would have like pro-
vision. Each of these provinces
would send its own delegation to the
/ imperial parliament. where national
and imperial concerns would be at
tended to, while the local assemblies
would attend to local matters.
With the experience of our own
country before them, the English
men could be safely expected to
| avoid the conflicts between the CEN
tral and the local authorities that
have hampered the workings of our
system. Without doubt Sir Edward
Grey is correct when he observes
that unless some such system is
adopted. the British government will
break down under the burden of
parliament's incapacity to transact
all the business required by the
country. The spectacle of our OWL
Congress in almost continuous ses-
sion year after year suggests to us
what must be the burden upon the
British parliament, which must dc
for it's country the work that Con,
gress and State legislatures together
do for the United States,
The Washington times., 1914-04-01

ers returned to cover the Egyptians.
il is said, Thou didst blow with
thy wind" This leads us to look for
n place where tho wind would aC-
complish these Iesults. Such place
wo.ld exist between SucZ and the
Bitter lakes. If at that time the 10 nd
was depressed sufficiently To allow
"A shallow arm Of the gulf to connect
the two bodies ~ water.
That such IA depression existed
3.Gr wears ago. is made probable by
= great amount of geological 'vi-
dcn"e. Sea shells such as those now
existing IN The Red sea are found
in great abundance" in the vicinity Of
the pyramids and near Iairo at an
cI"vation Of 80 feet above the sea.
similar evidence Of q recent general
deDrCSsi0n Of the land in that region
are found an the shores Of Palestine
and Syria and on ~" island Of 9
p~us In TIA" region between the
Gulf Of SJCz aud N" Bitter lakes
various knobs capped with congI"m-
crate, protecting softer deposits he
meath. indicate III" cr0ding action
The Washington times., 1914-04-01
MONEY FOR A GOOD
CAUSE.

Mr.. Rockefeller's gift of million
dollars for the special purpose of
studying animal diseases will prove
to be money exceedingly we'll in
vested. 1t is more widely realized
than ever before how tremendously
important are the domestic animals
in the economic organization of the
world More than that, the pressure
of increased population makes it
more and more difficult to find the
places wherein a sufficient number
of animals may pe produced for the
demands, constantly increasing, that
are made in this direction. Mr..
Rockefeller's advisers realize that
whatever will help to make the pro-
duction Of these animals more sure
and therefore more profitable, as an
industry will tend to increase the
supply and reduce the cost.
1t is not merely a question of
meat, poultry, eggs, milk and but
ter, that comes along with this prob
lem of the supply of domestic ami
mails. No other method of farming
takes so little from the soil, or gives
so much back to it, as the produc-
ton of livestock and dairy supplies.
This is a factor that has need to be
considered always. The official re-
ports of our Government authorities
show that the number of cattle in
the country is actually decreasing;
and this may be in large part ac-
counted for when the risks of stock
raising are considered. Hog cholera
not only claims its annual toll of
millions of the most useful meat ami.
mails, but it discouragcs thousands
of farmers from the effort to raise
more hogs. The methods of pre-.
venting hog cholera are not yet per,
fected. despite some assurances tc
the contrary. No more has a salts.
factory plan been devised for de,
tecting and preventing tuberculosis
in cows. Diaries constantly become
more expensive to conduct, by rea
son of the rigid inspection imposed
by the cities. The man or irstitu
tion that will find how tuherculosi.
in cows and cholera in hogs may bt
approximately ended, will con
tribute more than the wealth of &
Rockefeller to the economic better
ment of the country.
The Washington times., 1914-04-01

OF water over all that region at a
considerably higher level than that
of the present. All this shows that
the land Level in the region has for
long time been slowly rising.
The highest point between Suez
and the Bitter lakes is less than
thirty feet above sea level and has
now been cut through for the SueZ
canal. II. therefore, at the time of
the Exodus the land level was about
thirty feet lower than now. a chan
mel OF water would have extended
through. separating the children of
Israel from the Asiatic shore. That
such was the case seems likely from
the fact that there are extensive de-
posits of Nile mud in the vicinity,
while, according to Dawson. the
sands at levels which the sea now
fails to reach hold recent marine
shells in such a state of preserva-
tion that not many centuries may
have elapsed since they were In the
bottom of the sea" EGYPT and
Syria, y. 81.
\ study of map. of the region
shows that a strong east wind might
easily lower the water level a few
feel at this point, Transforming the
strait into an isthmus. thus permit
ting the children of Israel to cross
over on dry land, while upon the
cessation Of the wind. as the Egyp-
tians were entering. the waters
would return and overwhclm them.
AS to the effect of wind upon water
levels. the reports Of the United
States officials upon the levels of
Lake Erie show that while a strong
west wind lowers the water at To-
ledo sometimes as much as seven
and a half feet, il at the same time
niles il no to an equal extent at
buffalo. But upon a change of tho
wind the conditions are reversed 20
that q variation OF water level
amounting to fifteen feet is some
times produced.
u'opyright, 1914. by Joseph r. Bowies.)
The Washington times., 1914-04-01

-HE Secretary OF Agriculture and
Mrs. Houston entertained at a
beautifully appointed dinner last
evening in compliment 10 Miss
Eleanor Wilson and the Secretary OF
the Treasury. This is the first formal
entertainment in their honor since the
engasement of Miss Wilson and Secre-
tary McAdoo was announced. The ad-
ditionaI guests were the German Am
bassador and Countess Won Bernstorh.
Brig. Gen. William l.. Crozier and Mrs.
CrozIer, Nine. Hauge. and Lieut.. Col.
Samuel Reber. L. S. y.
After the dinner Miss wilson and the
Secretary joined the President and MISS
Helen Woodrow Bones at the Belasco
Theater. where they occupied the Presl-
Dental box.
The aandwork shop of IN" Women S
Educational and Industrial mon. OF
Boston. Is having an exhibition and
sale of children's frocks, coats, hats,
and baby clothes at the Shoreham To-
The Washington times., 1914-04-01
THE PRESIDENTS VIC
TORY.

The unexpectedly large majority
by which the Presidents measure
for repeal of free canal tolls passed
the House. substantially insures
that it will also pass the Senate. The
Presidential hold on Congress hes
not been weakened. Rathcr, on an
issue which is likely to prove seri-
ously injurious to his party before
the public, the President is able to
muster a most emphatic majority.
There are more than a few Demo-
Gratis who voted for repeal yester-
day, who will be left at home next
November, and will believe that this
vote is responsible. They cast yes
terday's votes realizing exactly this
danger; yet they stood by their
party leader and consented to take
the chances with MIN. That is q
full measure of either loyalty in
members. or domination by the
President.
Allusicns to "jackal press
which suggests the possibilities of
party division and disaster because
of this repeal, are quite gratuitous.
The press does not originate such
suggestions; it echoes them from
every gathering where the measure
is discussed. The Presidents vic
tory has been made so sweeping that
It comes near to making a party
issue. He had indeed some Republi-
can support; but very decidedly the
strength for repeal was Democratic,
and against it Republican.
Political effects will be measured,
in the last analysis, by events yet
to transpire. Not unlikely, before
election, the country will know more
than it now does, of the urgent rea-
sons which the President has said
impelled him to insist on this meas
ure. Thus far there has been only
guessing as to wnat those reasons
may be; and the Presidents victory
is the greater because he has been
able to get what he wanted without
even telling why he wanted it.
From this day forward the loyal
leaders of the party will do every
thing in their power to minimize
the appearance Of party split on
the issue. Mr.. Clark's assurance
that there is no party split was
given, without doubt, in all good
faith: and the party management
will do all in its power to make good
that assurance. But the fact stands
that the millions of voters will be
disposed to vote on what they cor
slider the merits Of the question
next November; not on the assur-
ances of leaders that there is no
split. People are not going to cast
ballots on the question of whether
it was proper for the Speaker and
the floor leader to disagree with the
President; they are going to vote
according as they believe in the re-
peal bill or don't believe in it.
Nobody who heard the speeches
of Speaker Clark and Leader Un-
derwood could fairly maintain that
they took their course of opposition
70 the President by reason Of any
save sinceie and patriotic motives.
They have held up the hands of the
President time after time, sacrific-
ing personal opinions more than
once. They were entitled to vote as
they pleased on the canal question,
and to be credited with absolutely
tonest purposes in doing SO. And
by the vast majority of people they
| will be so credited.
The Washington times., 1914-04-01

by a s TT on Z
east wind all
the night, and
made the sea
dry land and,
the waters were
divided. Again.
in the poetiCal
account which
OIL q " 9. the
piling up of the
waters is said
to have been
n c e o m plished
with the bla 81
Of thy nos
trils." A n d
VII an the wat
The Washington times., 1914-04-01

The Barcelona gunman who fired a
flock Of bullets in the direction Of Senor
Don Jose Santos Zelaya. was probably
only trying to make the former presi-
dent Of Nicarauga feel at home.
Noted tenor sings BY wireless. This
method Of grand opera will never be a
success Until the proletariat can project
itself past the box office by wireless
also.
Thirty-fvesthousand miners went on
strike In Yorkshire. England. Pos
siblv az a protest against American labor
on the Panama canal.
The Washington times., 1914-04-01
What's on the Program in
Washington Today

Meetings. evening:
Masonic Washington Centennial LoLGo. No.
Il. OSIRIS. ~. -. King S"lonI"I, No II:
East Gate. No. -. Columbia Chap:er. No.
Il and BrichtwoTi No .. ROYAL Arch.
Potomac C"nmandery. 40 : Knights
Tcmplar All Fools Ceremonial Kali
opoIis Grotto Odd Fellows Hail. Arcme
chapter. No 10 Order Of the Eastern Star
knights Of Pythiss-M'. Vernon Lodge. No.
Z and Union. No. -. Friendship Temple.
10 o Pythian Sisters. Washington Com
paay. No !. Uniform Rank.
Odd FelIows-Eastcrn t"igc. NJ. !: Har-
mony. No .. Friendship. No T. and
FEDERAL city. No. 90. Mt. Ncbo Encanp-
ncnt. No. 6.
National Union Extenslon of the order com.
Inittcc headquarters.
F,ntcrtai1ment 10y the General rani Once.
Home Club.
Meeting Of the day nursery. English Room,
Raleigh. 1890 "A. m.
Dickinsnn Alumni Associations annual han
ouct at the Raleigh at p
SprciaI meeting at y. III. in salvation Army
Hall
Study Club in Economics at Public Librar,
at S y. m.
The Washington times., 1914-04-01

March came In like a lion and went
out like q lamb-stew.
Today IL April the First. SO do not
kick a high hat unless you are sure the
owners head is inside Of It
warnIng-Do not call up Columbia ~.
and ask for Mr.. Lyon. Miss Fish or Mr..
Wolf Columbia IA is the Zoo. You're
welcome.
Spring isn't really here until you see q
robin with a straw hat on. perched on
the end seat OF an open car.
The Washington times., 1914-04-01
The Way Edgar Allen Poe Failed II

The Way Edgar Allen Poe Failed T
Write It.
Hear the repeating OF the tolls.
Canal tolls!
What a world OF solemn thought
Their repeating controlsi
And tho silent Is one Page,
How we shivered with wild rage
At the melancholy menace Of his speech!
And every sound that floats
From the House sure gets our goats,
And we ecreech
And the Senate ah the people,
They that dwell up in the steeple.
In the dome.
And who tolling. tolling. tolling.
In that repeal monotone.
Feel a glory in so rolling
On the coastwise trade a stone
They are neither man nor woman
They are neither brute nor human
Oh those tolls.
The Washington times., 1914-04-01
Amusements.

Sat,onsi-.'The Doll Girl. " .. lJ and sis o. m
,.ojumbia-"The Man Who Would Live" sis
y III.
Rclasco-"The Third Party, 30 and S:2O =
PoIi's-"The Ghost Breaker @lJ and Sis
y. III.
Keith's-Vaudevillc. s:l5 q. IN.
Cosmos-Saudeyille. continuous.
Casino-Vaudeville. afternoon and evening.
American-Vaudeville. 2:16 and 7:l5 y. IN.
GSysty-BurlesQue. Els and Sis p. m.
The Washington times., 1914-04-01
The Silver
Lining
r,.J d. ADTuIrD RAE0
Edited By ARTHUR BAER.

Opera singers faint in crowd OF 500
on Boston pier. Probably because none
Of the crowd Of 5000 paid to get On the
pier
Scientist says the American woman
will be bald in a few years. In the
interim, the American woman's husband
will continue to be bawied.
The Washington times., 1914-04-01
Truths By Women Who
Women Need to Prepare
NllOW For Broader Duties
The Obligations of the Rich

From the depth Of her convictions Mrs. o. H. Belmont tells
Of the obligations Of the rich and they should turn from
the ucessant ph Of social life responsibilities which
are co-existeht their
By MRS. O.. H.P BELMONT
Copyright by Charles NJ lia.ne)
The Washington times., 1914-04-01

election. They ought to he; but they
can never be until they are made in
a way that assures their worthineSS.
The Washington times., 1914-04-01

In the biblical account of the cross
ing of the Red sea il is said that
the Lord caused the sea TO go back