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The Washington herald., 1914-07-09

1t may be that he who laughs last laughs best,
but we won't mind the other fellow laughing at us
when we have to pay the income tax.
The Washington herald., 1914-07-09

Another Rembrandt painting has been discovered.
Ii looks If the shade of the Old Master is trying
to make the supply equal to the demand,
The Washington herald., 1914-07-09

The Georgia legislature has passed law prohibit
ing the OF the third degree" by police officers.
How runneh that old adage about self-preservatior
being the first law OF nature?
The Washington herald., 1914-07-09

The Atlanta Journal has been discussing the den-
tty OF the perfect husband The perfect husband is
dead, and another man is married TO his widow.
The Washington herald., 1914-07-09

Some Democrats pointing with pride. Others
are pointing with astonishment
The Washington herald., 1914-07-09

Nr. and Mrs. Waiter Stilsrn Hutchins.
VINO went abroad early in the summer.
are al Carlsbad for July. Mr. and Mrs.
The Washington herald., 1914-07-09

Mrs Harold Walker and Miss Cath
crime Birney. who are passing the sum
mer abroad. are late Washington ar
rivals in Paris where they are at the
Elysee Palace Hotel
The Washington herald., 1914-07-09

Mrs. Stilson HutChins and her brother.
Mr.. Robert Lee Keeling. are at the Hotel
wa-ram. Paris, for an indefinite stay.
The Washington herald., 1914-07-09

Mr.. and Mrs. Horace Westcott will
leave tomorrow for York Harbor. Me-
where. according TO their usual custom,
they will pass the greater part of the
summer.
The Washington herald., 1914-07-09

Mrs Augustus p. Gardner and Miss
Constance Gardner also sailed for Eu-
rope on Tuesday. They will be joined
later in the summer by Representative
Gardner. who is still in Washington.
The Washington herald., 1914-07-09

Nir. and Mrs Edward 4. Mitchell. who
sailed on Tuesday for Europe. propose
making only a six weeks visit abroad
Then will return in time to meet their
son. Midshipman Mitchell. now on the
practice cruise, which ends at Annapolis,
August 90
The Washington herald., 1914-07-09

Mr.. and Mrs. Garrison McClintOck and
Miss MCClintoCk are going abroad next
week to pass the remainder OF the sum
mer in touring in Great Britain. with
visits TO English friends.
The Washington herald., 1914-07-09

TomOrrow, Esrly's Cavalry Before
Baltimore.
The Washington herald., 1914-07-09

Former Representative Albert Douglas
and Mrs. Douglas have shipped their
new touring car abroad. and will follow
next week They propose having the
car meet them at Southampton. and will
pass the remainder Of the summer in
touring Great Britain and ireland.
The Washington herald., 1914-07-09

DR.. and Mrs. John c. Simpson have en-
gagged passage for Europe on July L.
They will remain abroad until late in the
autumn
The Washington herald., 1914-07-09

Mrs. William A. Hammond and DIR.
and Mrs. II. l.. E. johnson. will sail from
New York to Copenhagen on July Il.
DIR. and Mrs johnson will make an ex-
tensive tour of Northern Europe. passing
several weeks in Russia Mrs. Hammond
after a short tour in Scandinavia joins
friends in Paris.
The Washington herald., 1914-07-09

Capt Albert s. Niblack. U. S ". ae-
companied by Mrs NibIack. is in Wash
ington for few days and are guests at
Hotel Powhatan.
The Washington herald., 1914-07-09

Capt Frank RittenhOuse. L. S. ". C,
and Mrs. Rittenhouse are guests Of Dr.
and Mrs. Shirley Carter at the Iatter's
Winchester home.
The Washington herald., 1914-07-09

Mrs. William Gordon Ledbetter. Of Biz
mingham. Ala. announces the engage
ment and approaching marriage Of her
daughter, Ruth Winston. TO Mr.. Charles
Z Burgoon, Of Washington. D. c. The
date Of the wedding to be announced
later
The Washington herald., 1914-07-09

Miss Julia Randolph. Of Richmond,
Va, who has been visiting Mr.. and Mrs.
II. d. Young. 1904 Meridian place, has
returned home
The Washington herald., 1914-07-09

Mrs Russell, wife Of Mai John II.
Russell. L. S. VI. c., now with the fleet
at Vera cPuz, has closed her Washing
ton house and with her schoolgirl daugh-
ter has gone to Cape. May for a month
or six weeks
The Washington herald., 1914-07-09

-CwrItten expregsly for nc washington Heraldl
The Washington herald., 1914-07-09

Francisco Cauellas. Of Havana, Cuba,
who was recently appointed vice consul
to the Cuban Legation at Washington.
has arrived with his wife and son and
has taken apartments at Hotel Pow
hatan.
The Detroit times., 1914-11-14
this IS BIG DAY
ON. WESTERN GRIDS

CHICAGO, Nov. 1.-THE classiest
football card presented in many day
was offered up for inspection on west
ern gridirons this afternoon. Two
important muses.. on which western
conference title hopes hung. and two
intersectional battles outside the con-
ference were the headliners for the
day.
Champaign. Ill, where Chicago and
Illinois met this afternoon, was the
biggest spot on the western football
map. Inspired with the hunch that
the Illinf are about to seize the west
ern title, thousands of alumni rolled
into Champaign today to find more
thousands already assembled under q
leaden sky that threatened rain. Illi-
nois was the favorite among the
critics.
The unbeaten Wisconsin eleven
hooked up with the once invulnerable
giants OF the NORTH" at Minneapolis,
and II was advance dope that the
Badgers should win and clinch with
Illinois next Saturday for the cham
pionship. The Gophers were conf
dent they could throw back a not all
powerful Badger offense and drive a
dent in Wisconsin's title aspirations
for 1914. -
The Detroit times., 1914-11-14

to work. and actually amassing quite
a little treasure. When fall came, he
said nothing about football, but let
father pay few term bills and other
troublesome items that Ezra Cornelrs
college requires at the opening OF the
term. Then he went out for football.
According TO the story, Kleinert,
ST., showed no originality In his mode
OF procedure. He announced forth
with that he would cut OF the allow
ance OF Kleinert, Jr. Whereat our
hero observed that he had enough
money to carry him through to Nov.
26, 1914, day of Thanksgiving on
which Cornell ends it's season by
playing Pennsylvania, in Philadel-
phia.
What position the elder Kleinert
has taken In the matter since our un-
Idergraduate informants cannot detail.
Whether he has turned into football
enthusiast and Is taking "a special
car to Detroit or whether a sad do
mestic situation threatening the
home life of all the Kleinert family
has developed, Is now a matter of un.
importance To the immature student
mind. The main fact is that Dutch
is a mighty valuable gridder. and is
lreally playing.
The Detroit times., 1914-11-14
Disinherited, But Kleinert
Sticks to Old GridirOn Game

4 Any football coach will tell you that
the largest. huskiest and most virile
young males, the kind whose broad
BACKS inspire hope In the coach's
heart as he sees them In the distance
across the campus, are always pro-
(ected by parental Injunction from
having anything to do with a rough
rnme like football.
a TO such class belongs one Klein
,ort, q halfback who spent the even
Ing In Detroit with the Cornell squad,
md who Is very likely to be seen in
|oction against the Yostmen at Ann
IKrbor this afternoon. Kleinert Is not
Inontioned I'm the lineup as announced
Doveral hours previous to the game,
mt he Is sterling performer, and
( ID said that no game Is Official un-
Iess he Is on hand to muss up the
100 3 little. In fact. tbs said this
1kleinert. a bruising tackler, just the
Doft OF immoyable body that is need
"a to stop an irresistible force like
Ichnny Mauibetsch. But our story Is
D( about how Kleinert can play foot
&1I- We are going to tell how he
o1ed papa.
Lest summer, Dutch. as Mr.. X Jr.
Known on the campus, nightly
cnoed the paternal fancy by going
The Detroit times., 1914-11-14
BACK TO
WALL, BATTLES
OLD ELI TODAY
BY HAL SHERIDAN

PRINCETON, N. j., Nov. l4.-With
her back to the wall. Princeton meets
Yale in the Palmer stadium on os-
born field this afternoon at 2 o'clock.
Yale was favored in what betting
there was at 5 TO 4. II is Princeton
last game Of the season. Yale closes
the Blue schedule next Saturday
against Harvard.
Realizing that the visitors must
hold something in reserve for that
Crimson contest, the Jungaleers to-
day prepared to show everything they
have. To win from Yale. or even to
tie, means that Princeton remains on
the football map OF the season. de-
feat would push the Tigers far IN
the rear OF the other two members OF
the Big Three.
The Yale-Princeton football battles
date back To 1873, when the Tigers
won, three goals to nothing. The
gridiron clashes between sons OF Eli
and the men from Nassau are unique.
There was no game after the '73
clash until 1876. From that year. for
SO years. Yale and Princeton have
met each year with no break in their
relations. OF the 80 games played.
Yale has the edge with 20 victories
and 10 defeats. There have been
nine tie games, soven of which end.
ed In 90 scores. For two years there
has been no touchdown made in Yale.
Princeton battles. II was by the field
goal route that the score of &c was
registered In 1912. The 3-3 count last
year came in the same manner.
While the dope says Yale should
whip Princeton by good margin,
dope seldom counts in Yale Princeton
their best stuff Of the year against
each other.
The weather was ideal this morn.
ing.
The Detroit times., 1914-11-14
CLASSCO PLANS
TO SPEED UP The
WINDSOR BOUTS

Promoter I'D. Classco has come 70
the same conclusion that has been
reached by numerous night fans
around Windsor and Detroit. He has
decided that there has been too
much spooning and embracing in the
ring this fall, and yesterday after
noon announced that the rules that
provide for quick breaking Of all
clinches. with the fighters protect
Ing themselves as best they can In
the break-away. will be In force
hereafter at the Windsor arena. This
decision will speed up the bouts and
should prove popular.
Mickey Sheridan, who has been In
Detroit for the past week training
for his bout with Johnny Lore. at
Windsor. Wednesday night. IL divid-
ing his time between the interna-
tional club In this city and the COLI
ony Of boxers across the river. He
expects to be in top form when he
steps into the ring with the New
York boy and IL promising q scrap
worth while.
Tommy Hudson and Tommy Moore
will box the semi-final. Moore II q
but nos ~ kOO0 ACSOA0 DoSh
Of him. Tommy is one Of those ring
rarities that seldom has much to say
about himself. and frequently gives
his opponents the best OF II in con-
versation, although he is not &C
courteous when he once gets into
the squared circle. His best achieve
ment was In knocking out Rudy Un-
'holz, the Boer. In three rounds al
st. Joe. Three years ago when he
was q ring infant. Tommy fought
tough go with Battling Nelson. and
while he fell to the foor from ex-
haustion when the gong for the final
round rang. he gave the Dane q bat
tie royal. II Moore makes as much Of
hit In the ring as he has with those
who have met him elsewhere, he will
prove q royal favorite. - f4 !
The next fight will be double
windup affair. announces Ed Giassco
Frank Brennan will meet Willie
Lewis and Sammy TaylC will take
on Sullivan, both bouts being for 10
rounds. Before the fight. the prin-
cipals' will toss coin to determine
which pair shall have the windrp
honors.
The Detroit times., 1914-11-14
HOOsier State Is
Home of PAGERS

Indiana Is claiming the same po-
sition in the breeding Of PAGERS that
Kentucky has occupied for years
without number in the trotting world
The statistics for the racing season
OF 1914 are not complete, but IL IL
certain that Indiana will be found
to have added more new PAGERS to
the 2:10 class than any other state.
william, of course, Is the pride OF
the commonwealth, although the
peerless Dan Patch IL by no means
forgotten. Grant county has the dis
tinction OF owning the three fastest
PAGERS ever possessed in a single
county. There are walter Cochato
I2:O2 IA; Fay Richmond, 2:03 1-2;
and Jaystone, 2:04 IA.
All three of these horses were pur-
chased for nominal sums. Cochatc
brought $50 as a two-year-old at q
Wabash auction. Fay Richmond was
given up as hopeless by the late
John Lackay and sold for almost
nothing, and Jaystone, after the
death OF his former owner In q track
accident in which the horse was In
yolved, was almost given away as
notorious equine "Agunman."
Possibility, 2:02 3-4. Is another
wheeler that the Hoosiers are
mighty proud Of. and there are many
other PAGERS that have leaped into
select circles recently from the sol
of the Hoosier state.
The Detroit times., 1914-11-14
Michigan Thrice Victor
Over Cornell Gridders
ACGIES YICTORS in
EASTERN INVASION

Here's a bit of dope that Is bound
to come. and we might as well get
it out OF our system now. IL Harvard
beats Yale. NJ, A. C. will be the ma
tional football champions. You see
Penn State tied Harvard. and M. A.
C. beat Penn State. Very simple,
and direct, isn't IL? But Michigan
beat NJ. A. c. and Harvard beat Mich
igan. Thus we are back where we
started and It's the same old world
again.
There isn't quite as good a come
back against Nebraska, which trounc'
ed the Aggies by a score or more
points. and we will have to listen pa
tiently as the Cornhuskers claim the
national championship.
Now we can proceed TO give the
Farmers credit for their splendid to
3 victory over the fasteners. There
is no question that they earned 1t.
Penn State was held for downs on the
Farmers four.yard lire. and Deprato
was able to boot the ball out Of dan
ger. That, in itself. was an achieve
ment well worth while Then, after
dIi o&CndHSe VI puuto, ncWltt hhhoi
tore off beautiful 55-yard run. That
put the ball I'm striking distance and
Julian, who finished his remarkable
gridiron career yesterday, was good
for the winning touchdown. All this
happened In the second period. and
there was no more scoring until the
final quarter. when the fasteners
slipped over a field goal from place
ment.
In the second half Penn sent In
fresh substitutes on almost every
play. and the Aggies had all that
they could do to stave on defeat The
victory was splendid climax to the
Farmers season and stamped the M.
A. c. team as one of the premier elev-
ems of the country. The game also
added much TO the profound respect
which the east has recently required
for the Wolverine state.
The Detroit times., 1914-11-14
'PENNSY SAID TO
WANT FOLWELL

According to reports from Wash
ington, Pa. Bob" Folwell's alma ma
ter is calling him. Ii Is said that an
effort Is being made to induce the
wonderfully successful coach Of the
Washington and Jefferson college foot
ball team to go to Old Penn next fail
and take charge Of the gridiron team
there.
1t is admitted that George Brooke.
present coach at Penn, Is under con-
tract for at least one more year. but,
according to Washington men, this
has not prevented the Quaker author
tiles from seeking the services OF
Folwell, following the splendid record
his Red and Black team has made.
The Detroit times., 1914-11-14
Ball Park That Turned Cemetery
BrOuQhf First Cubdf1S to States

of importing Cubans, and Marsans,
Rafael Almeida, Louis Padron and
Senior Cabrera were the impor. ees,
Cabrera was at once dubbed Cabbage
and the temporary success Of the Inn
portation was assured.
Marsans and Almeida were wealthy
planters and played for the fun Of Il.
Cabrera's wealth. CONSISTED, at last re-
ports, In II children. Padron was part
NegrsC For some time the club was
veR prosperous. but after a while
Hymphries went broke, Billy Hanna
bought the franchise and the Cubans
drffted hither and yon. Marsans final
ly handed in the big leagues and
starred for Cincinnati until. Herzog
hurt his feelings. when Don Armadflio
Jumped to FedersIs Now he wants
20 junn back 10 o. B. and play with
the Giants. who would be glad to
have him, II II said.
The Detroit times., 1914-11-14

A ball park that was sold for a
cemetery brought Don Armando Mar
sans. the great Cuban outfielder, 10
American diamonds. The cemetery
deal also brought three other Cubans
to the states, and that quartet we're
the participants In the first baseball
invasion of the states by Cubans on
record.
In the days when the Eastern asso-
citation was called the Connecticut
league by the cultured and as the
Nutmeg circuit by the humorists, she
New London grounds, known as the
Cannonball park. was sold for q bury
ing ground and league baseball for
New London inferred therein.
Manager Charles Humphrey took
the franchise to New Britain, and
rubbered around for a good press
agent stunt to win the graces Of HIS
new patrons. He lift upon the idea
The Detroit times., 1914-11-14
DETROIT in G. R.,
READY FOR GAME

GRAND RAPIDS. Mich. Nov. A.
Detroit Central is In Grand Rapids
for the game that will probably decide
the state high school championship.
The Detroiters will meet Grand Rap
ids Central at Ramona park this aft.
ernoon, and there Is little chance Of
the victors being edged out OF pre-
mier honors.
Both teams are In splendid condi-
ton, and both are accorded chance
for victory. although Detroit IL the
favorite. There viii be between 5000
and 1000 fans at the game. one Of
the largest football crowds In the his
tory OF the city.
An open game Is expected from
both teams. and II Is predicted that
the winner will have to do lot of
scoring.
The Detroit times., 1914-11-14
CORNELL ALUMNI IN
BIG MASS MEETING

The Cornell alumni association, OF
Detroit. took advantage Of the pres
ence OF alma matters football team
to hold a rousing mass meeting at
the ST. Clair hotel last night. Pro-
fessor Hirch6eld was toastmaster.
and at the infrequent Intervals in the
yelling and expressions OF college
spirit that featured the meeting, In
troduced several speakers. who talk
ed OF big things for the athletic f,i-
ture of Cornell and Michigan. The
Ann .Arbor university was well rep
resented by Judge Hurfin and Presi-
dent Oxtoby, OF the Michigan Union.
The Detroit times., 1914-11-14
Ex-Purdue Stars Meet
In Arny-Ndvy Battle

Two former Purdue football players
will oppose each other when the Army
and Navy elevens meet. Nov. %, In
their annual gridiron encounter. Har-
vey 4. Overcsch. Is captain Of the Navy
eleven, and plays left-end on the team.
Elmer @. Oliphant, star halfback on
the Army eleven. was graduated from
Purdue last June, after q brilliant
career as ap athlete here. Overesch
is playing his third year as q regular
on the Navy team. As q freshman ct
Prdue. Overesch was star football
and basketball player. Oliphants
fame at Purdue II enduring. He won
all four varsity letters In the differ
ent branches Of sport, but starred par
ticularly on the gridiron.
The Detroit times., 1914-11-14
FED site SECURED
BY CLEVELAND MEN

CLEVELAND. Nov. 14.-F. Bran
ley has definitely announced that he
has secured site for a Federal
league park In Cleveland and that II
is now up to the outlaw circuit to
put team in the Forest City. r.
B. Ward, Of Brooklyn. has inspected
the ground selected. and pronounced
its the best location in the Federal
league.
|. II Is reported here, that mike"
Kelley, former st. Paul manager, Is
after the Cleveland American asso-
citation franchise, now owner by
Charley Somers. Kelley wants to
move the franchise back to Toledo.
The Detroit times., 1914-11-14
Penn Grads Make
Star Grid Tutors

Ex-University of Pennsylvania play.
ers are proving big successes as foot
ball coaches. Three members OF the
great Penn teams of 1906 and 1907
are heading crack elevens this year.
Bob Folwell is the football tutor at
Washington and Jefferson. Bill Hol-
lenback Is the boss Instructor ut
Penn. State. and John Macklin tops
the Michigan Agricultural college.
These three teams are ranked in the
top class this fall. This isn't the first
season, either, that they have all been
out In front. Hollenback, Folwell and
Macklin were stars of the first water
In their playing days.
The Detroit times., 1914-11-14
oLDRING HAS BIT OF
LUCK ON FRIDAY, 18th

PHILADELPHIA, Nov. 14.-Rube
Oldring. Athletics left fielder, has
no grudee against Friday. the thir-
teenth. HIS attorneys told him yes
terday he would not have to go into
court with the non-support and de-
sertion suit filed against him by
MRS. Helen I. Oldring." The case
was settled out of court, terms un-
related. IL IL reported ban john
son. president OF the American
league. advised such settlement.
The Detroit times., 1914-11-14
EASTERN. HELD TO
1913 TIE BY D.U.S.

Detroit got taste of how football
dope has been upset this year yester-
day afternoon. when ID. u. 8. held
Eastern to a l3 TO 13 tie. The high
school greatly overweighed the uni
versity school. and expected nothing
but an overwhelming victory. The
little fellows. however. were not to
be denied. and put up one Of the
prettiest gridiron scraps of the De-
troit season. All the scoring was
done in the final half
The Detroit times., 1914-11-14
McGraW May Make
.3rd Sdcker of Burns

George Burns, the brilliant outfield-
er of the Giants, may be given trial
at third base by McGraw. The young
ster appears TO be so versatile that
this change Is not out OF the question.
He Is making the trip with the ALI
star Nationals and is playing third
base most OF the time. showing so
well that some Of the players have
written McGraw OF -urns' prowess In
the position. and he Is t..aking seri-
ously OF giving him a trial there in
the spring.
The Detroit times., 1914-11-14
e1ory Win Make Year a Bright
One Defeat Would Stamp
Autumn as Disastrous
MICHIGAN EXPECTED
(. TO WIN FINAL GAME
Drnell Stronger Than Ever,
But Campus Counts on the
Strategy of Yost

ANN ARBoR. Mich. Nov. 1.-THE
cgtmen today are not only lighting
n defeat an old-time foe OF great
EoWess. The Wolverines are fighting
3 season. II they lose TO Cor
~ this afternoon, the season must
down In history as disastrous, with
~ the remarkable coaching achieve
mt OF Yost during the two weeks
~ Harvard and Pennsy were met 20
I've 4 luster. A victory today will
AXE the year eminently successful
y the minds OF the students and
lumni
The campus here Is confident II
y recognised that the invaders have
IL strongest team Of years. but Mich
~onD performance against Pennsy
Wno unbeatable, and the supporters
x the Maine and Blue are certain
~ hat performances win be repeat
ID this afternoon. The fact that the
CoEnity has done little scrimmaging
rx1ng the past week has led the
~ % believe that Yost has been
ou11ng up his proteges with an
Dundant stock OF trick plays of the
In41oty that baffled the Quakers, and
pvoky 0O00@S tu8t bu6 ltuot1AAS VIII
Doct uome scoring surprises. The
~ here has II that the Wolverines
~ win bysa couple OF touch-downs.
Ihe weather is again ideal IL Is
- bright snappy day. a little warm
~ the gridders, perhaps. but much
1tter than the Ice and snow and
1onh that usually mark gridiron bat.
H. IN this part OF the country al
- time OF the year.
4 Xho past season has been remark
&1o for its splendid weather condi
@ons. Only once has Il rained on
ntmday. and that was on the occa-
1on Of the Vanderbilt game. when II
~ just as wei that the Yostmen
n1ned q little experience as mud
cna. No games have had to be play
M On frozen fields. and the season.
om Z weather standpoint, Is consid-
tod one OF the finest In recent years.
he majority OF games throughout the
Dunfry have been played under simi-
xiv favorable weather conditions.
While the crowds are pouring into
Inn Arbor this morning for the last
mmes OF the year, are not so large
~ those that poured In week ago.
q estimated that nearly 10000 fans
MN crowd into the stadium before
o'clock. when Referee Pendleton
lI1 toot for the kick-on.
Cornell will not arrive until about
ION. when several hundred students
fl reach the city with the team,
hlch spent the night at Detroit The
lhncans win almost Immediately 60
- the dressing rooms
Yost Is expected to start the line
- announced In another column. Bas-
~ will start the game at half. but
Em undoubtedly soon be replaced by
ntIett. Cadets arrival In the game
)m be the signal for the fireworks.
M the game viii probably be decfd-
within the next ten minutes.
There is some betting at even
ncney. which looks like good prop
olklon. but the Comedians are for
~ most part demanding odds Of from
u - to to 8.