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The Birmingham age-herald. [volume] (Birmingham, Ala.) 1902-1950, 1914-07-22

Louis c. Addison, stenographer at the
First National bank. has accepted the
position of secretary to W. P. G. Hard
ing, member of the federal reserve
board. He had been Mr. Harding s
stenographer for sometime while the
latter was president of the bank.
Mr. Addison will leave for Washing
ton next week to take up his new
work. He has been an attache of the
First National bank about nine years,
and enjoys the reputation of being one
of the brightest and most capable
young men in banking circles here.
The Birmingham age-herald. [volume] (Birmingham, Ala.) 1902-1950, 1914-07-22
THIS WAY, OFFICER.


love to swat the frisky fly.
And exc the festive bug,
But let me tell you, My. Oh. N.Y.
| hate to swat the rug.
youngstown Telegram.
| love to swat the frisky fly;
q I'd swat the rug to please;
But there's one thing that makes ms
cry
l hate to peel the onions
gainesville Telegraph Republican.
can eat okra, IL I must
And parsnips If I've gotter: Z
Though they make me so hot I bust
But grapefruit makes me hotter.
Houston Post.
like the grapefruit. icy cold,
When served by fair Susanna.
But greatly fear. If truth be told,
The early morn banana.
The Birmingham age-herald. [volume] (Birmingham, Ala.) 1902-1950, 1914-07-22
DAWN

DAWN
BY John Masefeld, In the Living Are.
The dawn comes cold; the haystack
smokes,
The green twtgs crackle in the fire,
The dew is dripping from the oaks,
And sleepy men bear milking yokes
Slowly toward the cattle byre.
Down in the town clock strikes six.
The gray east heaven burns and
glows,
The dew shines on the thatch ricks,
A slow old crone comes gathering
sticks, Z
The red cock in the OK yard crows
Beyond the stack where we have lain
The road runs twisted like = snake
lIhe white road to the land OF SPAIN.
me road that we must foot again,
Though the feet halt and the heart
ache.
The Birmingham age-herald. [volume] (Birmingham, Ala.) 1902-1950, 1914-07-22
THIS NEVER HAPPENS.

viii you take my seat. madam asks
the weary but polite little man on a
trolley car
mo, thank YOU" answers the large
woman who is clinging to strap. "a
know you have been working all day
and must be tired. while have merely
spent the afternoon at picture shows"
The Birmingham age-herald. [volume] (Birmingham, Ala.) 1902-1950, 1914-07-22
BOUND TO MAKE GOOD.

"A mans fool to spend all the money
he has saved up on pretentious wed.
ding tour"
so he is, but when he's been telling
the bride that he has an income of
$4,000 year, what else is there left for
him to do?''
The Birmingham age-herald. [volume] (Birmingham, Ala.) 1902-1950, 1914-07-22
bears a credent bulk.
Measure for Measure.

BEGINNING THE DAY.-O Lord,
HELM me to put myself in the other
mans place today. Help me to ap-
derstandings, his disadvantages.
Enable me TO see why he mfsfnfer-
prcts my motives. why he doesn't
see as 1 see. Give me breadth and
auickness of sympathy. For Chrfsts
snke. Amen.-H. NJ. E.
The Birmingham age-herald. [volume] (Birmingham, Ala.) 1902-1950, 1914-07-22
cHAPERONED.

He does not smile
And shout "Hoorayr"
Although tits true
His wife's away.
But walks the straight
And narrow path,
AS II in fear
OF heavens wrath.
This message brief
His WHEY sent
To mother ere
Away she went:
Now, don't forget
] count on you
To keep the house
A week or two
And see that John,
The best of men.
Each nights in bed
By half-past ten. =
The Birmingham age-herald. [volume] (Birmingham, Ala.) 1902-1950, 1914-07-22

Although the 'watchful waiting" policy
has proved eminently successful, the es-
sence of the Niagara Falls protocol seems
to be that the United States is out after
someone to recognize in Mexico and that
there is unlikely to be any great amount
of haggling over minor disabilities.
The Birmingham age-herald. [volume] (Birmingham, Ala.) 1902-1950, 1914-07-22

Four-footed passengers on railroads are
entitled to have an occasional drink of
water and a few meals while making a
long journey, even if they don't travel
first class.
The Birmingham age-herald. [volume] (Birmingham, Ala.) 1902-1950, 1914-07-22

The Tuscaloosa baby which was born
with a fully developed tooth NAV he cited
as still another benefit to the derived
by town which has within it's borders
a big university
The Birmingham age-herald. [volume] (Birmingham, Ala.) 1902-1950, 1914-07-22

Huerta promised that he would bring
about peace at any cost. but when he
saw it was going to cost him s6,000,0oO and
maybe his life besides he decided to
leave with the loot.
The Birmingham age-herald. [volume] (Birmingham, Ala.) 1902-1950, 1914-07-22
TWAS EVER THUS.

Who is the president of your Just Gov
eminent Lacquer
Mr.. Gimbish. One Of the most noto.
rious tax-dodgers in town"
The Birmingham age-herald. [volume] (Birmingham, Ala.) 1902-1950, 1914-07-22
EQUALLY IN VAIN.

Trying to sweep the ocean back with a
broom is an act of futility'
Yes. Also trying to get a telephone
number over party line when two
women are having an early morning
chat"
The Birmingham age-herald. [volume] (Birmingham, Ala.) 1902-1950, 1914-07-22

carranza is the man of the hour in
Mexico at present 1t is hoped he will
prove more substantial than his prede-
cessors and hold the role little while
longer. M
The Birmingham age-herald. [volume] (Birmingham, Ala.) 1902-1950, 1914-07-22

The militant suffragette who slashed
a portrait of Thomas Carlyle probably
recalled that Tammas was something of
a woman hater
The Birmingham age-herald. [volume] (Birmingham, Ala.) 1902-1950, 1914-07-22

Occasionally you run across the pure
food expert who is fanatic enough to
demand even sterilization of the milk of
human kindness
The Birmingham age-herald. [volume] (Birmingham, Ala.) 1902-1950, 1914-07-22

If Premier Asquith could outmaneuver
the mlitsNts as successfully as he does
me unionist party, Great Britain might
well take real breath of relief.
The Birmingham age-herald. [volume] (Birmingham, Ala.) 1902-1950, 1914-07-22

congressman who has refused to &C
cept salary for time while away on
private business needn't hope to estab.
lish a precedent of that sort
The Birmingham age-herald. [volume] (Birmingham, Ala.) 1902-1950, 1914-07-22

A reformer would compel all women
who lavish love on pvodles to get mar
ried What man wants to help take care
of a poodle?
The Birmingham age-herald. [volume] (Birmingham, Ala.) 1902-1950, 1914-07-22

Mrs. Carman Is to be congratulated
She had a nexcellent picture taken some
time before the murder
The Birmingham age-herald. [volume] (Birmingham, Ala.) 1902-1950, 1914-07-22

In some quarters there was doubt ex-
Pressed yesterday in regard to the re-
port that the governor would call the
legislature in extra session.
The Birmingham age-herald. [volume] (Birmingham, Ala.) 1902-1950, 1914-07-22

That suffrage splinter in the Baltimore
platform seems to have lodged perma-
nently in the person of Secretary Bryan
The Birmingham age-herald. [volume] (Birmingham, Ala.) 1902-1950, 1914-07-22

The ice man doesn't care how high the
thermometer goes, but all of us can't
be ice men.
The Birmingham age-herald. [volume] (Birmingham, Ala.) 1902-1950, 1914-07-22

Another member of the unfortunate
Hapsburg family has penchant for
marrying servant girls.
The Birmingham age-herald. [volume] (Birmingham, Ala.) 1902-1950, 1914-07-22

George w. Perkins check book seems
likely to supplant the bandana as the
emblem of the progressive party
The Birmingham age-herald. [volume] (Birmingham, Ala.) 1902-1950, 1914-07-22

The next serious Mexican problem is
likely to arise when Villa and Car
rama begin to divide up the spois.
The Birmingham age-herald. [volume] (Birmingham, Ala.) 1902-1950, 1914-07-22

Those New Haven stockholders who
hope to recover something like 500, 000.0 900
are building castles in the air.
The Birmingham age-herald. [volume] (Birmingham, Ala.) 1902-1950, 1914-07-22

Edna Goodrich Is going to pose in the
movies. Edna has done some of her
"best work. before a camera.
The Birmingham age-herald. [volume] (Birmingham, Ala.) 1902-1950, 1914-07-22

What has become of the old ia shioned
editor who used to nail the standard
of his party to the masthead?
The Birmingham age-herald. [volume] (Birmingham, Ala.) 1902-1950, 1914-07-22

Oftentimes when money talks loudest
it scarcely speaks above a whisper.
The Birmingham age-herald. [volume] (Birmingham, Ala.) 1902-1950, 1914-07-22
COLLEGE BRED MOTHERS

Life with Mrs Pankhurst seems to be
just one arrest after another
The Birmingham age-herald. [volume] (Birmingham, Ala.) 1902-1950, 1914-07-22
SIGNIFICANT.

Are philosophers naturally indolent?''
IT wouldn't like to say that all phi
losophers are lazy, but you will notice
that their most sapient utteranees are
The Birmingham age-herald. [volume] (Birmingham, Ala.) 1902-1950, 1914-07-22
ADRIFT WITH THE TIMES
A FAUX PAS

a FAUX PAS !.
How Is Mrs. Twobble's knowledge of
French?a
Limited. She said my new gown was
very porte cochere.n
The Birmingham age-herald. [volume] (Birmingham, Ala.) 1902-1950, 1914-07-22
AND so TT GOES.

1f-Nr7 y Z y = r7E7s J
A millionaire
With lots of money.
A maiden fair
Who calls him Honey
A month or So
There's something doing;
His lovely Flo
For balm is suing.
The Birmingham age-herald. [volume] (Birmingham, Ala.) 1902-1950, 1914-07-22
THE CORAL BUILDERS

Tomorrow-Trial of Anne Askew.
The Birmingham age-herald. [volume] (Birmingham, Ala.) 1902-1950, 1914-07-22

Entered at the Birmingham, Ala.
postoffice as second class matter under
net of Congress March 3. 1879.
Bisbee daily review., 1914-11-28
BRITISH BOMBARO BELGIAN SEA TOWNS.

BERLIN Nov 27-The following information was given out from of- fcial quarters to the press:
 Yesterday bombardment of Zee brugge and Heist in Belgium, by the British squadron resulted in the de- .truction of hotels and the flight Of all inhabitants. German troops suf- fered no loss. When the Saxton diet opened declaration that peace will be concluded only after the attain ment is secured against further at tacks was enthusiastically acclaimed by an parties. including socialists, Russian slipping companies odessa have withdrawn their ships from the Black Sea and the sea of Azov as a consequence of the Turkish navy su- premacy fin these waters. The bonn bardment of Odessa is feared. block ade of the Libau harbor places the control of the Baltic in the hands ol the Germans, while the freezing of the harbor Of Archsngel in the White Sea sewers the Russians communica ton with the outside world
Bisbee daily review., 1914-11-28
BOYS BAND TO MAKE
 PUBLIC APPEARANCE
Youngsters Progressing in Fine Shape and Will Soon Give
 Street Concert.

The Bisbee Boys Band is continu. ing their good work of the past and is fast becoming one of the stable and really active organizations of the district, acording to the statements of the boys last evening following their practice. All the members were on hand for the practice last e, ening with the bare exception of three. and the showing of the band proved that they are beginning to get TO the point where in a short time they will be able to make their first public appearance They state they will make their first bow before Bis bees musical audience on the street. and that the date Of the concert will be announced soon.
 Tie next practice Of the band will be held in the '. M C. A. Monday evening next. and all the members are urged to attend as the band man a.er is anxious to whip the members into playing form at the earliest poss- ible date.
Bisbee daily review., 1914-11-28
RAINS COME TO END FIRES IN ARKANSAS

LITTLE ROCK Nov. 27.-Contin- ued showers throughout the day as sured tte removal of the last danger of further rayages of forest fires in Arkansas. Rain is still falling in many parts of the state and is ex- pected to eytinguish whatever fire has not yet been put out
 Reports tonight from Malvern, Mag nolia Camden, and other points near the fire-swept timber lands said the fire near those towns Is out and no further losses on account of blazing forest will be felt Guards. placed by a number Of towns Go watch the possible approach of the flames. have been withdrawn and gangs of farmers cutting timber and ploughing uD fields to prevent the spread of fire .haye quit their eAertions.
Bisbee daily review., 1914-11-28
RUSSIANS STORM
 FORTIFIED POSITION

PETROGRAD, Nov 27 - "Our troops have stormed the powerfully fortified Austrian position on the left bank Of the Raba where some of our attacking units forded the river dur ing the breaking uD of the ice and attacked tho enemy when the water was neck deep in the river. The en- emy in the region of Cracow is be- ginning to retreat In disorder In some places we dislodged the Ger. mans by bayonet attacks Our off eusive in this region continues Be- tween Brzeziny and GlownD our cav airy succeeded in several charges against the German Infantry We are computing the number of prison. CTS captured"
Bisbee daily review., 1914-11-28
JUSTIFY KILLING OF
 GERMAN PRISONERS.

DOUGLAS, Isle Man. Nov 27 - The coroner's jury has decided that the shooting of several German pris- uners of war during a riot in the Isle of Man detention camp last week was Justified Colonel Madoc, camp commaudant, testified he thought the riot was prearranged The trouble started in the dining room and the commandant said a red hand made oi card board was placed on the dining room table during the dinner and that a chair was thrown through the win
 dow. The guards warned the prison. CTS who advanced on them, throwing mlrsles Soldiers were unable to use their bayonets and in the opinion of Madoc they were justified in firing
Bisbee daily review., 1914-11-28
LEGAL INSTRUMENTS
 SUBJECT TO INTERNAL
 REVENUE DECEMBER i
Records of CochiSe County Will Start to Leyying Taxes on AM Legal Papers Filed With Them.

Commencing December ] an deeds mortgages. sales agreements. memo. rsnda of sales, bonds certificates oi any description. powers of attorney and many other kinds of legal pa pers which must be placed on record by county recorders an over the United States, will be subject Co tax ation. in the form of a stamp tax similar 10 that which was placed in operation during the Spanish-Ameri- can war. County Recorder Owen F. Murphy has received his instructions and copy Of the internal revenue law which governs him in his trans actions with reference Co all papers listed after the date named, and is prepared 10 properly stamy all such documents at the expense of those having them placed on record.
 On all sales. agreements to sell memoranda of sales, or certificates of stock of any association or cor. poration. a tax of two cents will be required on each one hundred dollars of face value.
 On bonds, except those required in legal proceedings. a tax of titU cents is required.
 On brokers notes or memoranda of sales of goods merchandise, stocks bonds. exchange. notes of hand, real estate or property of any kind issued by brokers, etc, a tax uf ten cents is levied
 Fifty cents is required on every deed, instrument ol writing convey ing lands. teuements or other realty and twenty-five cents on every oa' hundred dollars represented to tn, value of one hundred dollars and mol exceeding five hundred dollars, ana an additional fifty cents for every five hundred dollars Of traction there of over the first five hundred
 Entry of goods, wares or merchan disc in customs houses, not exceed ing one hundred dollars in value twenty-five cents exceeding liv hundred in value, one dollar
 Entry for withdrawal of goods O merchandise from bonded custom warehouses, fifty cents
 Power of attorney or proxy for vol ing at an election Of officers Of an corporation, company or association except religious, charitable, hterar societies or public cemeteries, te cents
 The law is exhaustive and cover dozens Of instruments such as ar scarcely ever handled by recorder h counties like Cochisc. the iusu ments named above being an Cha will ever be recorded here
 Heavy penalties are provided fc violation of the law. and also for th failure of any recording officer [ enforce the law.
Bisbee daily review., 1914-11-28
SEVERAL DEATHS OF
 WELL KNOWN PEOPLE

WASHINGTON Nov 27 Rear Admupl Wells Ia Field sixbtniue years old and retired. died after a lingering Illness at his home here yesterday
 CHICAGO, Nov. 27. William Me. Coy. dean ot Chicago hotel men, died here today His hotel career has ex. tended over thirty five years
 AMSTERDAM. Nov. 27.-A vienna telegram says Count Rohrinsky. tho Russian Eovenorgeneral of Galicia, died today oC apopleXy
 COLORADO SPRINGS. Nov.27.- Jesse II Waters. president and gen eral manager of the Florence and Cripple Creek railroad. died from injuries sustained in a collision Wed aesday.
Bisbee daily review., 1914-11-28
GERMANS MOUNT GUNS ON POLISH CATHEDRAL.

PETROGRAD, Nov. 2i.--"The Rus sian commander is much embarrass- ed by the fact that wireless appara tus cannon and machine guns for re- pulsing attacks by Russian aeroplane have been mounted on the steeples of the old Catholic church situated in inc center of Cracow in Galicia. says a semi-offcial statement to- night The statement continues:
 ITO appropriate to such use his. torical monuments which are not in tended for any such purpose denotes on the part of German military au- thorities a desire to compel the Rus sians to lombard this Polish city, the fortihcations of which form the last bulwarks of the Happsburgs'
Bisbee daily review., 1914-11-28

It must not be supposed that be- cause the Kaiser quoted Shakespeare -"To be or not to be"-in this windy manifesto His Majesty is a good Shakesperean. The contrary may be surmised from an incident which oc- cured at lunch at one of the Berlin embassies.
 An English diplomat was discus sing some big affair of the moment with n lady As our immortal Will liam has observed" the diplomat re. marked There is a tide in the af fairs Of men that, taken at the flood leads on to fortune"
 The Kaiser looked puzzled
 That is quite true" he is said tc have acquiesed but don't remember saying iL"
Bisbee daily review., 1914-11-28
RUSSIAN SUCCESSES ASSUME LARGE SIZE.

PETROGRAD. Nov 1.-The fol- lowing was received from the com mander-in-chlef; "On the Czenstocho. wa-Cracow front successes are as suming a marked importance. Our troops yesterday captured more than 4,0O0 prisoners. Our offensive was par ticularly fortunate in the lower szro niawa river where whole battalion of the thirty-frst Honyed regiment surrendered"
Bisbee daily review., 1914-11-28
SUSPEND INCREASE IN FREIGHT RATES

WASHINGTON. Nov. 27-A pro- posed increase iu freight rates for fresh meats and packing rouse pro. ducts from St Louis and other points was today suspended by the Inter national Commerce Commission until March pending an inquiry.
Bisbee daily review., 1914-11-28
.HANALEPS CAPTAIN
 MUST FACE CHARGES

SAN FRANCISCO, Nov. 27--In the preliminary investigation into the loss of the steamer Hanalei wrecked off DuXbury reef Captaien J. J. Carey is charged with negligence and un- skilled navigation He will be tried next week
Bisbee daily review., 1914-11-28
AUSTRlANS EVACUATE PROVINCE CAPITAL

LONDON Saturday.. Noy 2S-An official Austrian dispatch sent by Ruster's Vienna correspondent ad- mits Czernowitz. the capital of the Austrian province Of Bukowina. is evacuated by the Austrians. The dispatch adds:
 "The situation on the Polish front yesterday was comparatively quiet. In West Galicia and the Carpathians fighting continues indecisive."
Bisbee daily review., 1914-11-28
DOCUMENTS MISSING IN INVESTIGATION

FORT SMITH Nov 27-The fail ure to find certain documents in con necuon with the federal receivership of the Bache Denmau mining proper. ties in Prairie Creek, marked the first step in the special investigation by Ethlbert Stewart of the department of labor Franklin Bache, receiver Of the Bache-Denman interests. aroun' which are centered troubles which resulted in bringing federal troops was closeted with Stewart long time
Bisbee daily review., 1914-11-28
MURDER DISCOVERED AT FORT M'DOWELL

SAN FRANCISCO. Nov. 27. - A murder at Fort Mcdowell yesterday became known when Private Jos Marshall was taken prisoner Ac- cordns to witnesses, Marshall struck Thomas H Hayatt a recruit, over the head with a stool
Bisbee daily review., 1914-11-28
BURLINGTON LIMITED GOES IN DITCH

MEXICO, Mo. Nov. 27.-The Alton and Burlington limited, from Kansas City to St Louis, went over twen- y-fiye foot embankmeut at Larrabe today. Many were injured but none were killed.
Bisbee daily review., 1914-11-28
ENGLAND NEED NOT
 FEAR NAVAL SHORTAGE.

LONDON, Nov. 27-"nritain can lose one dreadnaught every month, twelve months and yet be as good a position Of superiority as she was at the outbreak of the war said Win. ston Spencer Churchill While regret ting the naval losses of the British government apparently the predomin ace Of the number of fighting craft win not be threatened.
 Churchill said England could have fifteen new battleships in one year while Germany could have but three
Bisbee daily review., 1914-11-28
CATO SELLS WOULD
 STOP BOOZE SALES

WASHINGTON, Nov 27. Gross violations of the law against selling liquor to Indians and taking liquor onto Indian reservations. has caused Cato Sells. commissioner of Indian affairs, to take drastic action to stop what he believes is the practice on the Osage reservation in Oklahoma.
Bisbee daily review., 1914-11-28
AMERICANS ABROAD HAVE THANKSGIVING

BERLIN Nov 27-The customary Thanksgiving dinner and dance of the American colony was given up. In stead an entertainment for the bene- ft oi war sufferers replaced the Am erican festivities
Bisbee daily review., 1914-11-28

4 long wisp of artificial wheat that server as trimming on the sweet giIi's hat was placed horizontally so of the man who sat next to her on the car until it came to resting place with the end nestling in his right ear.
 After the car had travelled some distance the man was seen to re- moves from his pocket a large jack knife. which he proceeded to strop on the palm of a horny hand
 ENcitedly the girl inquired:
 Why are you doing that?'
 "If them oats gifts in my ear again the man ejaculated there's going to be a harvest
Bisbee daily review., 1914-11-28
WOULD ELIMINATE EUROPEAN SUGAR.

NEW YORK. Nov 27.-Among the important recommendation made Co the board Of managers of the coffee exchange is one providing for the elimination of European beet sugar from the local contract.
Bisbee daily review., 1914-11-28
HEAVY FIGHTING IN sERVlA TERRITORY.

PARIS. Nov 27--Ileayy fighting in northwestern Servia continues, says a Hayre agency dispatch. The encomt. CTS on the line extending from Laza- reyatz to Mionitsa are described as particularly desperate
Bisbee daily review., 1914-11-28
RUSSIANS TAKE TOWNS AND VILLAGES

PETROGRAD, Noe. 27.-The oai- Cial report says:
 "On the left bank Of the Nistula we have reached Gombiu. In the cen ter we have captured the town of Brze2iny and villages in the valley of Che Mrosa River"
Bisbee daily review., 1914-11-28
BRITISH CRUISER
 FIRES ON AMERICAN.

PANAMA, Nov 27-The American steamer St. Hcleus reported in Colon that she had been fired on twice by the British cruiser Berwick because she did not heave to quickly enough.
Bisbee daily review., 1914-11-28
WlLL INVESTIGATE

PRINCETON, \. JI N0v 27. = With the sanction of Princeton Uni versity, Prof Howard McLenahan will sail Saturday to investigate the co, dltious of Belgian refugees and clear up an uncertain reports
Bisbee daily review., 1914-11-28
ENoLANo's CONGRESS IS ADJOURNED.

LONDON, Nov 27--The house of commons has adjourned until Febru- my and the house of lords until January 6.
Bisbee daily review., 1914-11-28

Ee,hel used to play a good deal ia Sunday school, but one day she had been so good that the teacher said, in praise:-
 Ethel my dear you have been a very good girl today
 "Yeth'm,' responded Ethel: az could not help e. dot 'tifg neck"
Bisbee daily review., 1914-11-28
BATTLESHiP IS AGAIN FLOATED

NORFOLK, Va. Nov 27. 7.-The bat tleship Michigan, grounded of Cape Henry yesterday was floated