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New-York tribune. [volume] (New York [N.Y.]) 1866-1924, 1914-10-31

ALLEN A. Mount Sinai Hospital, or
October 20. John Little Motfat. Flu
neral from his late residence, 400
West 150th ST., on Saturday, , 80 p. m.
JONES Friday, October 30. 1914, at
her home, Ella de Forrest Jones, be
loved wife of William Henry Jones.
Funeral service at $50 West 18th st,
Monday afternoon, November ., at
O'Clock.
MORISON-On Thursday. October 10,
1914. David Randolph Morrison. son
of the late Frederick ). and Marga-
ret Morrison, in his 6lst year. Flu
neral service at 200 West 56th ST.,
Sunday, November /, at 2:30 p. m.
PEET- Suddenly, Mary Greenwood
Peet. wife Of Robert A. Peet and
daughter Of the late Charles II.
Voorhees, and Mary Greenwood.
Funeral services Sunday, November
/. at , p. m. Church of the Ascen-
sion. Fifth av. and 10th st.
SEAMAN suddenly at her rest
dence. 100 West 73d ST., New YorK
CITY. October p, 1914, Augustine
Christine Huppert, daughter of the
late Major Nicholas and Augustine
Christine Huppert, of Paris, France,
and widow of Frederick A. Seaman.
of Madison. y. J.. in the 10Th year OF
her age. Funeral service will be held
on Saturday, October 81. at 9:45 a. m.
al the Church of the Blessed Sacra-
ment. Broadway and 7lst st. Inter
ment at Madison, y. J. kindly omit
flowers.
MANHATTAN AND THE BRONX.
BRANDT. Mrs. Abram, "a East 4th st.,
October %, aged - years.
GARRISON, Josephine Maurice, 0cto-
Der %. Funeral from the Church OF
St. Vincent de Paul to-day.
COOKE, Maude Ellen, 672 81 Nicholas
av.. October %.
KERWIN, Margaret L.. 20i West 10th
St., October %. Funeral to-day.
MARTINEZ, Julio, 400 West l33d 81,
October 20. Funeral to-day.
PEARSON, George Jackson, 3l6 West
Gath St, October 20. Funeral to-
morrow.
BROOKLYN.
Ceilings. william, jr., i6S Prospect
Place, October %. Funeral to-day.
De LA NOTE. Johannes. 10 South
10th st, October 30. Funeral to-
morrow.
DRIVER, Lester NJ, Stanley ST..
Union Course, October %. Funeral
to-day.
MILLER. Adam c., $50 McDonough ST.
October 30. Funeral notice later.
MYER, George b., 1867 Dean ST., Oeto-
Der %
ROGAN. Joseph. son of Thomas and
Anna Rogan, October %. Funeral no
tice later.
SEARLE. Charles F.. SO Decatur ST.,
October %. Funeral to-day.
NEGE. Bertha Louisa. 45S Prospect
Place, October 30. Funeral to-day.
NEW JERSEY.
BAILEY. Nettie NJ. Newark. October
30, aged 81 years. Funeral notice
later
BOYLE. Jennie VI. Newark, October %,
Funeral to-day.
Garfield. Sarah McKenna, Harrison
October %. Funeral to-day.
. CAVAGNARO. Louigia. Newark, Oc.o.
Der %, aged y years Funeral to-
.rlay.
KIRWIN. Michael Joseph. Newark. DC.
tOber %, aged % years. Funeral
3 to-day.
MILLER, Nina. Newark, October 20
/ aged SO years. Funeral on Mon
day.
RUIZ. jacob, West Hoboken, Octobe,
20. aged - years.
SHUPLICOVlTZ. Amelia Stark. Jersey
City, October 20, aged q years.
TAYLOR, James, Jersey City, Octo.
Der %.
TUA. Emil. West Hoboken. Octob.,
y, aged ~ years. Funeral to-day.
CEMETERIES.
THE WOODLAND CEMETERY.
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DIED.

Notices Of marriages and deaths must
be accompanied by full name and address.
New-York tribune. [volume] (New York [N.Y.]) 1866-1924, 1914-10-31
AFTERNOON FEATURE FILMS.

2:15 to 1t-Path Forbidden
Hammersten's
2:3o-Sylvia Gray.............Vi tagraph
2 & $500 Leagues Under the Sea
Rose Gardens
~ to 3o--Behind the Scenes. Strand
New-York tribune. [volume] (New York [N.Y.]) 1866-1924, 1914-10-31
Higher Fares in Bay State.

Boston. Oct. 30.-Increases in rail
road mileage book rates from 2 to ? 4
cents per mil TO become effective No
yembcr /, were approved by the Public
Service Commission to-day.
New-York tribune. [volume] (New York [N.Y.]) 1866-1924, 1914-10-31

Miss Marie Tempest ana her Own
English company from The Playhouse.
IN London. which will open a. engage
ment NJ the Comedy Theatre on Mon
day night in Henry Arthur Joness
comedy. Mary Goes First" will arrive
in New York from Washington on Sun
day morning. On Sunday night Miss
Tempest viii pay her first visit 20 the
Winter Garden.
New-York tribune. [volume] (New York [N.Y.]) 1866-1924, 1914-10-31
Concert to Aid Immigrants.

The fifth Of the series OF volunteer
concerts arranged b. Frederic c.
Howe, Commissioner Of immigration.
for the benefit Of immigrants detained
az Ellis Island by the war, will be
given tomorrow by the Hebrew Or
phan Asylum Band 4 quartet through
Mrs. Laura Elliot. will furnish songs
Of home. The public IS invited
The constitution of New York State
will he made over next year. DO your
part in remakng it BY voting on Tues
day for delegates to the Constitutional
Convention who will carry out your
ideas.
New-York tribune. [volume] (New York [N.Y.]) 1866-1924, 1914-10-31

Colonc, Henry WattersoH. OF The
Louisville Courier-JournaL' Will en-
terrain a box party Of Kentucky news
paper editors at the Lyric Theatre
this evening Tor the opening perform
ance Of The Battle Cry" Charles
Neville Buck. author Of the novel from
which the production was dramatized,
was formerly . reporter on THE Louis
Vile Courier-JoUrnal'
New-York tribune. [volume] (New York [N.Y.]) 1866-1924, 1914-10-31

Allen, John l.. VI. Poet. Mary c.
Jones, Ella de F. Seaman, \. T.. II.
Morrison, David K.
New-York tribune. [volume] (New York [N.Y.]) 1866-1924, 1914-10-31
CEMETERIES.

THE WooDLAwN CEMETERY.
223d ST By Harlem Train and by Trolley
once. 20 East ESD ST.. N, Y,
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FEATURE FILMS.
VAUDEVILLE HOUSES.

s:3o-Sylvia Gray....'.........Ni tagraph /
- 70 II: 3o-Behind the Scenes. . Strand
New-York tribune. [volume] (New York [N.Y.]) 1866-1924, 1914-10-31

ALLEN A. Mount Sinai Hospital, or
October 20. John Little Motfat. Flu
neral from his late residence. 400
West 150th ST., on Saturday , 80 p. m.
JONES Friday, October 30. 1914, at
her home, Ella de Forrest Jones. be
loved wife of William Henry Jones.
Funeral service at $50 West 18th st,
Monday afternoon, November ., at
! O'Clock.
The Brattleboro daily reformer. (Brattleboro, Vt.) 1913-1955, 1914-02-02
SWALLOWING A PILL.
BY Being Too Conscious Of the Act We
Make It Difficult.

Reduced to plain words. the scientific
reason why so many people find it ex-
ceedingly difficult to swallow pill is
because they try to.
While this sounds paradoxical. it is.
nevertheless. true. according to the
best of authorities. The explanation is
that in eating our food we swallow it
almost automatically and give no
thought to the act OF swallowing but
with pill we put it in the mouth and
say to ourselves. This is q very small
object and will be difficult to swallow
| must make an effort TO do this
And right there is where the diff
Guilty comes with most people The
muscular effort made to swallow the
pill, accompanied by the thinking about
the act really binders the proper work
I ing of the throat muscles that would
otherwise act properly in carrying the
pill down the throat
A similar condition is that OF Inu-
stefan playing we'll when alone and
faltering in the presence of listeners.
1t has been advanced that fear incon-
yenienceS the nervous system. causing
the musician to tumble and the pill
swallower to procrastinate.-Ne York
/ World
The Brattleboro daily reformer. (Brattleboro, Vt.) 1913-1955, 1914-02-02
Aeroplane Contest to Be Held
in Connection with 1915
Exposition
THE FIRST PRIZE
TO BE 100000
Exposition Grounds in Chicago-At-
lantic Ocean Most Formidable
Stretch in the Race.

NEW YORK, Feb. 2.-The Aero
club of America announced at New
Y ork city yesterday afternoon that 1t
had promised its cooperation in plans
for an aeroplane race around the
world, to be started from the Panama
Pacific exposition grounds in San
Francisco in May, 1915, and to be
completed at the same place within 90
days. The first prize Will be 100000.
The promise was given upon the re
ceipt of kilograms stating that the
Panama Pacific exposition and the Pa
life Aero club of San Francisco were
organizing such "a race and that appli-
cation for sanction had been mailed.
THE kilograms state. says the
club s announcement THAT the expo
sition offers $4,000 in money prizes
and expects to obtain at least Sl50,00O
more, which Will be divided among the
contestants, the first prize TO be $780,
000. The race is to be run under the
rules of the international aerouautical
federation. The Aero club of Amer
lea, as representative of the federation
in america, will grant the sanction
and officiate.
The telegram received from the ex
position officials states that the plan
is TO have the race open for any type
of motor driven air craft. President
Guy T. Slaughter of the Pacific Aero
club in his telegram recommends that
sanction be granted and advises that
full particulars and the application
tor sanction have been mailed and
Will be received at the Aero club of
America by the 4th. Allan K. Haw-
ley, president Of the Aero club Of
America wired the club : congratula-
tions, assuring both the officials OF the
Panama Pacific exposition and Pacific
Aero club that they have the Aero
club of America : full cooperation.
The Atlantic ocean is conceded to
be the most formidable stretch in the
race. 1t will be essayed from Belle
isle, small point between Newfonnd-
| land and Labrador Cape Farewell,
| Greenland the next stop, barring a
drop into the water, is 610 miles
away, and from Cape Farewell TO
Reykjavik, Iceland is go miles fur
Their. One more jump 10 Stornoway,
| in the Hebrides, is go miles-and the
Atlantic has been crossed.
The Brattleboro daily reformer. (Brattleboro, Vt.) 1913-1955, 1914-02-02
Ma ioritx and Plurality.

In politics the plurality is the great
est of more than two numbers and is
also the excess of the highest number
of votes cast for any one candidate
over the next highest number When
a candidate receives out of 10000 votes
cast 1900 and two other candidates re-
ceive respectively $500 and $500. the
first is elected by a plurality. though
he has received less than majority of
the whole vote. and he is said to have
a plurality of 500 votes. If the num-
bers are 5000. 5000 and loo. the ma
jority is 1000 and the plurality is
5000. A majority. therefore. must be
more than half the entire vote cast
and candidates ma jority is. then, the
difference between the number of votes
he received and the combined number
of votes cast for all other candidates
his plurality is the difference between
his own number and the number re-
ceived by the candidate nearest to him.
The Brattleboro daily reformer. (Brattleboro, Vt.) 1913-1955, 1914-02-02
LEGACY FOR VERMONT FAMILY
$4,000 Left by Burlington Baker Who
Disappeared 20 Years Ago.

BURLINGTON, Feb. 1.-The heirs
of James Clarey, who have recently
been discovered in this city. win come
into an inheritance of between $780,
900 and $4,000, according TO the
statement of attorney I. 7. DeGraffen-
reid of New York, who came here in
MS search for such heirs.
Clarey, formerly baker in Burling-
ton, left this city more than 20 years
ago, ostensibly to visit the World 8
tair at Chicago. That was the last
heard of him until l. years ago in
New York city he became acquainted
with Mr.. DeGraffenreid
Between the time he left Chicago
and arrived i'll New York he had been
living in Syracuse and elsewhere
Clarey opened "a small bakery in
10Th street. From the start it was
successful, and after time the pro-
prietor had established 10 branches in
the city.
During his acquaintance with Mr..
De Graffenreid the baker always spoke
of himself as Il bachelor and often de
plored the fact that he was one. He
never spoke of having any relatives
and never mentioned Burlington, al
though he did speak of Rutland His
business was so successful in New
York that he saved up small for
tune.
Two weeks ago Clarey was taken
with pneumonia and died within five
days at St. Vincent 5 hospital, having
no known heirs.
Mr.. De Graffenreid, in trying to as
certain if there was anybody who had
ever known the man, wrote about 90
letters to different cities. The result
was children were located at Burling
ron, also Mrs. Clarey, who obtained a
divorce from her husband some time
ago in Rutland.
Mrs. Clarey said it all seemed like
u dream to her. She said her husba nd
left her more than 20 years ago with
| nothing but her two hands to support
herself with. There were four ehil
| dren ut the time, one of whom has
| since died. Two children. George ane
Theresa, live in Burlington now. A
third child, Cecilia, is married ane
lives in Massachusetts.
The Brattleboro daily reformer. (Brattleboro, Vt.) 1913-1955, 1914-02-02
Sporting Neus
REMARKABLE BROOD MARE.
Kavala Expected to Have Honor of
Having Bred Four 30 Trotters.

Allen farm III Pittsfeld, New Eng
land S leading trotting nursery, will
very likely, if all goes well. have the
honor Of having bred four 30 trottcrs
out of the same dam-the remarkable
natron, kavala, 2.l9M, by kremhn,
2.e7 =, out OF Almera, a daughter OF
Kentucky Prince The second dam of
this producer was Alma 2.2SI, a full
sister 10 the old time champion, Dex-
ter, 2.l7h,. kavaia is the dam of four
GOOD 1913 trotters-Battle, 2.l3lI, one
Of the star performers in the West AMI
now IN Tommy Murphy : stable; Ban
gor, 2.20ii that raced well in Maine:
Barring, 2121i. half mile track record;
4 son Of Achille with a record right
arogud PIP and Bistan. 2.lfll. II Is
the general opinion Of followers of Al
lel farm horses that four Of these VII
step into the charmed circle during the
coming season. Incidentally, 1914
should be the biggest wear over New
England tracks for Allen farm a. Bin
CARA and Bertin have been so well
patronized that the woods are full
Of promising trotters, either bred by
William Russell Allep. or else coming
from mares bred TO the noted sire,
. there.
The Brattleboro daily reformer. (Brattleboro, Vt.) 1913-1955, 1914-02-02
Ashes of an Ancient Fire.

Ashes of an ancient fire
On pagan altar stone,
Senseless atoms that were once
Living flesh and blood and bone
Vanished the attendant priest,
Gone the fire that flickered red,
On the temple s carven wall
Such is youth-when youth is dead
Ashes of an ancient fire,
BY no reverent hand in-urned,
Lying desolate and dead
Where the scarlet splendor burned
In d temple old and gray,
Where no priest nor people tread,
And oblivion spreads her spell
Such is love-whcn love is dead.
Ashes of an ancient fire.
Mute aud poWerless TO confess
Awesome secrets hid In them
Solemn In their notbingness;
How like apparitions rise
From the spot where victims bled,
Shadows of the persisted past
Such is hope-when hope is dead
Arthur Goodenough.
West Brattleboro, Vt.
The Brattleboro daily reformer. (Brattleboro, Vt.) 1913-1955, 1914-02-02
HE RILED GLADSTONE.
And 1t Was the Only Time Disraeii
Laughed In the Commons.

Sho IL YVES the OniJ trne OtSrAeIt
Laughed In the Commons.
Disraeli. it is said. laughed only once
in the house of commons. Mr.. Glad
stone had made an impassioned speech
in favor of the union of Wallachia and
Moldavia Mr.. Disraeli, speaking in
opposition, pointed out that the result
would be the extinction of the indie
pendence of these people, and the only
thing left would be the remorse which
would be painted with admirable elo-
quence by the rhetorician of the day"
In reply Mr.. Gladstone said that he
would not be guilty of the affected
modesty of pretending to be ignorant
that that designation "the rhetorician
of the day" was intended for himself
Mr.. Disraeli interrupted with the re-
mark: Il beg your pardon. 1 really
did not mean that" Disraeli sat down
with a satisfied smile that told of his
enjoyment
Mr.. Gladstone's face expressed
amazement and indignation. His op-
ponent had placed him in the mortify-
ing position of applying remark to
himself which had no such personal
reference. therefore Gladstone's wrath
and Disraeli's smile. The Liberal lead
er proceeded with his speech and con
demned the "sesquipedalian words and
Inflated language" of the leader of the
Conservatives.
The Brattleboro daily reformer. (Brattleboro, Vt.) 1913-1955, 1914-02-02
Timid About BATHING.

Archibald Colquhoun relates that
there is a strong prejudice in Mica
fagua against bathing and even wash
Ing while on n journey and for some
days 3fterward. The dust is not wash
ed off the <ace for some days after ar
rival. especially if the traveller has come
from the tferras calientes' (hot coun-
try, or lower REGION, for a too sudden
opening of the pores of the skin will
certainly produce fever, according to
popular belief The people Of Nicara.
qua. according to Squier. are general
Iy scrupulously clean in their persons
except when travelling, and then the
use of water is prohibited
The Brattleboro daily reformer. (Brattleboro, Vt.) 1913-1955, 1914-02-02
NEW BILLIARD GAME.
The 14.1 Baik Line Is Faster Than Old
1871 STYLE.


1871 Style.
During the last few weeks of 1913
Maurice DAILY who delights in discuss
ing and demonstrating billiard prob
lens, was kept busy answering ques
tions about Ill. asked by what he
terms billiard bugs" He has expert
mented with it and found much in it
to interest himself and spectators.
1T will" he says, ''be a faster game
than 1S.1 and may be faster than 1872
when players become used to it. Runs
of 200 or more will occasionally be
made at it, but | do not expect runs
of 100 to be of frequent occurrence.
For tournament games 400 points ought
to be about right My own opinion is
that challenge matches ought to be 500
points, That question, however, should
be decided after the experience of the
tournament provides a basis for judg-
ment.
Challenge matches ought to be play
ed in thirty.tive or forty days after
the issuance of challenge. Sixty days
is too long between matches. Holders
of the championship can, if allowed
that period, practically make the whole
billiard season inactive. only three or
four matches being possible Because
sixty days in which title may be
held without defense is a tradition of
billiards is no reason why a change
should not be made This is a pro
gresSive age. Conditions which pre-
vailed fifty or even twenty five years
ago are being improved upon or IL
nored. Even the climate is changing
| Here we are in January and there hT>
| been no billiard weather so far Nat
urally outdoor sports have been given
| preference over indoor recreationS
What is needed in billiards general
| ly Is more matches. Activity in any
| line of sport creates and sustains inter
! est. Years ago when billiards was
| booming there We're numerous matches
| In looking over some records | noted
| one season in which there We're twenty
eight or twenty nine matches and three
| or four tournaments. Now there are
| few matches or tournaments, and pro
| feSsional talent is being exploited IN
| exhibitions, which do not develop pub
| lie interest as contests for prizes do
The Brattleboro daily reformer. (Brattleboro, Vt.) 1913-1955, 1914-02-02
CARPENTER GAINS IN WEIGHT
Now Ranks With Heavy White Hopes.
Will Meet Jeannette.

Georges Carpenter entered the box
ing game as a middleweight. and it
was not long before he asserted his
skill and punching powers in that di-
vision. He was never beaten for the
middleweight title of Europe. Within
the last two years he has grown big
and is now almost full fiedged heavy
weight.
He announced he was white
hope" some time ago, but has not
fought any prominent battles in that
class, except his last with Bombardier
Wells. whom he stopped in less than
one round.
Promoters in Paris have matched
him to fight Joe Jeanette. This bout
should prove to be a good tryout for
Carpenter.
The Brattleboro daily reformer. (Brattleboro, Vt.) 1913-1955, 1914-02-02
1 HAVE JUST RECEIVED

\ large invoice of plush and velour
hats which | have placed on sale at
prices that are as low as others | have
given. my customers on different lines
of new goods recently. | have been
especially fortunate in my purchases of
late and ] am giving my old and my
new customers every advantage, pre-
ferring to take small margin Of
profit on frequent sales to. maintaining
high prices with less frequent sales.
Mrs. Bascom, milliner, Main street
The Brattleboro daily reformer. (Brattleboro, Vt.) 1913-1955, 1914-02-02
A LOT OF OVERTIME WORK

Is necessary during such weather ~
We have been having 10 be able to pro
ducc on instant demand flowers Of
many kinds for every kind 4of ~
event. But we 30 it aud We satisfy
those who call upon MS il person, by
letter or by telephone to supply their
wants. We deliver by team, mail on
express and We deliver what YOU order
and we agree TO sell YOU at fair prizes
Z. +. Allen. florist. Canal Street
The Brattleboro daily reformer. (Brattleboro, Vt.) 1913-1955, 1914-02-02
CURLEY INAUGURATED.
Congressman Succeeds Fitzgerald as
Mayor of Boston.

BOSTON, Feb. > = Congressman
James +. Curley was inaugurated may
or of Boston today in succession to
John +. Fitzgerald. Mayor Curlev :
election was the second under the pres.
ent charter providing for a four-year
term with the right to recall by the
voters at the end of two years. Cur.
ley was elected to Congress as "a Demo
crat and is now serving his second
term, which he expects to complete
On the muni,ipal ballot in the recent
election lAsty designations were
The Brattleboro daily reformer. (Brattleboro, Vt.) 1913-1955, 1914-02-02
OLD DUTCH BRAND

OF coffee is the kind that properly
brewed will wake YOU up in the morn
ing and give YOU a start for the long
day Of work. This brand is one we have
been selling for some time at % cents
a pound and we have vet to hear =
complaint about the quality Those who
once buy it become our steady custom
ers. It is one Of our best sellers. i. +
Allen 4 Son, grocers, Elliot street
The Brattleboro daily reformer. (Brattleboro, Vt.) 1913-1955, 1914-02-02
THE GIRL WHO KNEADED

Bread dough with gloves on to pre-
vent her hands from losing their com
plexion had nothing on the manufac-
turers of White Satin -four that we
make a speciality of. This flour is made
of the best wheat obtanable and made
under conditions that insure perfect
cleanliness and its many good quail
ties, with other ingredients. make the
best of bread. f. Crosby & Co, flour
aud grain merchants.
The Brattleboro daily reformer. (Brattleboro, Vt.) 1913-1955, 1914-02-02
LIGHT YOUR LIGHT.

There is nothing that will attract
attention like a light. An electric
sign is the modern way to advertise.
Are you among the live onesf Think
this over and let us know where our
representatives can tell you all about
an electric sign.-Twin State Gas &
Electric Co
The Brattleboro daily reformer. (Brattleboro, Vt.) 1913-1955, 1914-02-02
DO YOUR WRITING

With a Swan fountain pen. There are
fountain pens and then again there are
fountain pens. The Swan is a real
fountain pen, writes when You want it
to and does not fill your pocket with
ink because if does not leak. They are
made in many styles and with any
kind of a pen point you wish. Whether
low or high priced the quality is the
same in all pens. The difference in price
is in the finish and mountings. II. II.
.,rhompsen, ieweIer
The Brattleboro daily reformer. (Brattleboro, Vt.) 1913-1955, 1914-02-02
The AoricuIturist's View.

Two farmers on visit to Liverpool
stood upon the platform of railway
station. when lady passed dressed in
the height of fashion.
"Theer. JIM" said one, what do you
think of that. ladT
Jim looked at her for 81 minute and
then said. "Ay. Tom. it's; bad ground
that takes so much top dressing"-
Liverpool Mercury.
The Brattleboro daily reformer. (Brattleboro, Vt.) 1913-1955, 1914-02-02
SPRING A LEAK.

This is tie season when people have
lots of trouble with their plumbing
Frozen pipes ruin things very quickly
We have competent staff OF practi-
cal plumbers who are ready to assist
you IN such eases OF emergency. OF
whatever Won may need in our line
Our work IS first class and orr prices
reasonable. W. I. Mooney, Plumbing
and Heating, S High street
The Brattleboro daily reformer. (Brattleboro, Vt.) 1913-1955, 1914-02-02
Hipkev "a Coach Vale.

Frank Hinkey. famous football star
of the 90's. will be head coach of the
Yale football eleven next fall, succeed
ing Howard Jones. This announce
ment was made by Captain Nelson Tai
bolt.
The Brattleboro daily reformer. (Brattleboro, Vt.) 1913-1955, 1914-02-02
ate.

"My good man, how did you come
to be in PRISON.
Fate. l guess, maam."
Fate? / don't understand you"
"Well. you see. it must have been or
Jained that somebody would be in this
cell when you came along asking fool
questions, and of course | had to be
the Detroit Free Press.