Omaha daily bee., 1914-11-17
81 could not
forgive the
ofsgustly
attitude
of that
Hon. Rooster,
Mr.. Nero.
When l
attempt to
show chivalry
TO chickens he
plucked me
painfully
in leg with
sharp nose.

Great Britain Rights Resorved)
| To Editor Good Housekeeping Magazine
! who understand all style cookery, but
| would not eat Friendship however de-
Dear sir: Hon. Mrs. Stanley McGrudge,
who reside beside husband, infant, etc.
in suburbly home approaching VIM sburg
n Y is now dolng SO without my help,
! which are inexcusable for her. Reason
/ OF this are the warmth OF my chicken
heart.
Togo" she say so, whom ! obtain job,
lin my coopyard arc q delicious chickens
which / have raised from seed. Do you
understand how to cultivate these sweet
pets for toods?'
Eyes can" abiure deceptively I'm
Japan my grandfather made wealth
growing ostriches."
| 80 glad to hear It," she acknowledged
for, gently smiling across her golden
| teeth "Elope with me to my c"opyaru
and | shall show you my edible ZOO
Behind enlarged fence resembling crisis
cross wire We could hear sentiment eN-
pressed In song OF young hens growing
10 majority. We make walk-in. o.! What
charming varieties OF foathered scratch
ers was there stalking forth & back while
pecking bugs from weed How dainty
Il were to sec them chasing butterfly
with flop of wing while yet others de-
clined idly beneath trees. while scratch
ing their chests with dirt.
How fortunate It IRE TO be bird
lhoua happily. while man must lay
bricks bird need merely lay eggs
"These do not deposit eggs" she renig
coolishly THE are only h-size hens
While she spoke this Acknowledgment
TO my poetry. long came one enormalous
high hen of serious suffragette appear
ance who waltz upon scenery with such
appearance off bull-dozc that all chick
ems scatter rightly.
"Oi suredly such exaggerated hen could
llav egg, II not too lazy"I narrate bashly
'she hight. but could she|' require
Hon. Mrs "She are rooster"
did not say my reply.
"That rooster are name MIR. Nero
she narrate Furthermore. He got
mean political nature, and are there
fore hated by all who meet him. other
wise my hens are perfect. never OBJ
served so many fowlish virtues inside
on. fence. They got gentle hearts and
tender natures. I shall begin 10 XIII them
in two (O weeks
l stand CAST for this phenomenal,
"such a brutal way lady to taxi
| snagger. "Is this polite way to treat
| virtue among poultries? Answer 49, MOI
| II was chicken should practice tough
i ness and live 100 years"
You should notice my fidellty' Mt
r Editor. now for two (2) weeks continu-
4 !ously | chaperone that roostyarh WIN
affectionateness resembling negroes TWO
( times each daily throw corns ana othe'
e garbage which those sweet birds goobl'
= with gratitudes peculiar TO charltS
!, When they make c!uN with oi'Ne'
10 Twisted expression / throw more
- But l could not forgive the dlsgusuS
@ attitude OF that Hon. Rooster MI nero
p Whenever corn was contributed OF
! ground, what he do? Come booiint
, around corner with squawk-nolse re-
!, sembling ottomobile. Loudly cackle'
= emerged from overywheres, while the IN
dignant mammals bite feathers from In
nocence of chicken, who get away iron
2 there amidst hen-squeals. while he plucl
u nourIshment into his mouth showinl
u tense selfishness When l attempt e
i show chivalry TO chickens and abolisl
, that rooster with club he plucked M
70 painfully In leg with his sharp nose
u could not love such natures
y But how / admire the intelligence q
one sweet-hearted hen l met there, Sh
were more fatter than others, and he
feathers contained palids resemblin
- Plymouth Rock pilgrim She met me a
'e the gate each p. m. when ] approach
~ name her Maud because she seem please
10 when / come into the garden.
Oh. what kindly companionship | lear
o from that female rooster l learn he
I" how 10 leapt 20 my shoulder and eat car
rots from my ear. / teach her how I
speak like dog. While ! was In kitche
cooking aplunge cake cake she get o
u chairs watching when IT come out $
y she obtain slight pick from it. While
~ wash dish she walk around edge OF pa
II singing poetry in barnyard language.
81 One Wednesday p, IN. Hon. Mrs. No
DT drudge approach 10 kitchen and obserV
- Hon. Maud.
he Il can observe many loving qualitie
In in this pet which would be appreciate
a. when boiled " say she, with cannibal ey
h at Maud Tomorrow Rev. Jones. paste
II will be here FOR lunching. Be sure coo
Of nice frcken chicken for that holy man.
u She point murder finger to Hon. Maud.
a, 90 not 10 do?" | hola. Her murd,
IT would be like killing your sister"
lie Il have plenty to spare" she deprav
1t look TO Maud and Maud look TO m
Of II only / could make her thin by tOmo
OF row morning 80 she would become tC
tx unpleasant for clergy! Yet while l oil
O. serve her she continue eating fattenir
pudding. and increase rs pounds near
OF her doom.
IT, Next morning a, m ! go parlor wit
as all my diplomacy. and there I find Hol
at Mrs. laying couched on sofa of illness.
n Togo" she snib. shorten you dl
&c logue. 1 got 10 enjoy my headache wit
x out japanese explanation"
Il ask to know" thusly / commenC