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Iron County record. [volume] (Cedar City, Utah) 1893-1982, 1914-03-20
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Kingsville, Monty trouble began
eighteen years ago. Nearly half of
the time there were running sores
around my ankle; sometimes 1t would
be two years at time before they
were healed. There were many nights
l did not sleep because of the great
suffering. The sores were deep run
ming ones and so sore that l could not
bear for anything to touch them.
They would burn all the time and
sting like lot OF bees were confined
around my ankle. could not bear TO
scratch 1t, 1t was always so sensitive
to the touch. could not let my
red | made what | called a cap out
Of white felt, blotting paper and soft
white cloth to hold it in shape. This
l wore night and day.
Il tried many remedies for most of
the eighteen years with no effect.
Last summer sent for some Cuticura
Soap and Ointment. The very first
time used Cuticura Soap and ONT
ment gained relief; they relieved the
pain right then. 1t was three months
from the time I commenced using
Cuticura Soap and Ointment until the
sores were entirely healed have
rot been troubled since and my ankle
seems perfectly we'll" (Signed) Mrs,
Charles r. Brooke, Oct 20, 1912.
Cuticura Soap and Ointment sold
throughout the world. Sample OF each
free, with 32-p. Skin Book. Address post
card "Cuticura. Dept L. Boston. ADV.
Iron County record. [volume] (Cedar City, Utah) 1893-1982, 1914-03-20
Fathers Surprise.

Widower Ito his little daughter,
aged ten)--Dora. do you know that SUI
same, our housekeeper, is going to be
married?
Dora;--oh, I'm so glad we're getting
rid OF the old pelican! Won't 1t be
jollyf But who is going to marry her?
Father--Mell, / am.
Iron County record. [volume] (Cedar City, Utah) 1893-1982, 1914-03-20
Oppoaite Enecta

Morphine fiends are dull, as a
rule
That's strange. when the habit IT,.
self induces needlelike penetra-
tom"
Iron County record. [volume] (Cedar City, Utah) 1893-1982, 1914-03-20

brought new life and strength to thou
sands OF despairing men and women.
and there is nothing In the remedy to
cause any harm or start pill-taking
habit
Here's the best OF proof-testimony
from q grateful user.
Iron County record. [volume] (Cedar City, Utah) 1893-1982, 1914-03-20

After man does reach the point
where he knows something he is usu-
ally too old to use his knowledge for
moneymaking.
Iron County record. [volume] (Cedar City, Utah) 1893-1982, 1914-03-20

Charity begins at home, and is often
kept right in the family.
Iron County record. [volume] (Cedar City, Utah) 1893-1982, 1914-03-20

We all have to pay for our expert.
ence, but most of US want to buy 1t in
retail quantities at Wholesale rates.
Iron County record. [volume] (Cedar City, Utah) 1893-1982, 1914-03-20

IL pays TO be honest, but sometimes
pay day seems far on.
Iron County record. [volume] (Cedar City, Utah) 1893-1982, 1914-03-20

Putnam Fadeless Dyes make no
muss. Adv.
Iron County record. [volume] (Cedar City, Utah) 1893-1982, 1914-03-20

Commend fool for his wit or a
knaye for his honesty and he viii re.
ceive You into his bosom.-F1elding.
Iron County record. [volume] (Cedar City, Utah) 1893-1982, 1914-03-20
Only One "BROMO OUININE"

To get the genuine. call for full name, LAXA
TIVE BRoMo QUININR. Look for signature o
T. w. GROVE. Cures q Cold In One Day. CSC
Iron County record. [volume] (Cedar City, Utah) 1893-1982, 1914-03-20

important to Mothers
Examine carefully every bottle OF
CASTORlA. a safe and sure remedy for
infants and children, and see that n
Iron County record. [volume] (Cedar City, Utah) 1893-1982, 1914-03-20
Prices Received.

On the average the farmer receives
about twenty-four cents per dozen for
his eggs. net. The consumer In Eng
land or elsewhere more or less dis
tant, is, of course, required to paw a
slightly advanced price, but the I'm.
creased price to the consumer never
exceeds seven or eight cents and is
generally much less. This relatively
small increase OF price includes
freight, marketing expenses. retailers
pronts, etc. In this way the price to
the consumer is never an exhorbitant
one.
1t has been found. too, that this co.
operative association furnishes a
steady demand for eggs so far as the
FARMER is concerned, II the manager
discovers through his correspondence
or through the !. A. o. s. that one
market is glutted. another is
searched for and found. Seldom cas-
the manager failed to find some mar.
ket where there is demand for eggs
OF the grade furnished by the associa.
ton. In any event. no egg is wasted:
every one reaches the consumer In
good condition.
Notwithstanding our loyalty TO
America, we are compelled to admire
TINS Irish system of cooperation. and
TO admit that it surpasses our Ameri.
can methods Of business. It is more
economical OF time and money. The
FARMER gets better prices and the city
man gets better eggs, so that we can
conclude that 1t benefits both farmer
and city man. But the best feature
OF IL H. that there is a system that
10 wen adopted to the needs of the
The Bossier banner. [volume] (Bellevue, Bossier Parish, La.) 1859-1952, 1914-03-05
Tasteful Bedroom Shades.

Bedroom candle shades are lovely
when made to harmonic with the col
oring of the room, Very dainty ones
are made of dotted swiss over pink.
edged with narrow val lace or tiny
ball fringe that comes for this pur-
pose They also may be made of
handkerchief linen, embroidered with
eyelets and dots, then made up over
pink, blue or green, edged with lace or
Irish picot edging. Shades may be
made Of drapery material and edged
with fringe. gimp or insertion. Line
al shades with very thin white silk.
as they look prettier
The Bossier banner. [volume] (Bellevue, Bossier Parish, La.) 1859-1952, 1914-03-05
livino CUPS and Saucers,

The foot OF the limpet is a kind Of
sucking disk by which 1t anchors itself
securely 10 the rocks. Its tiny tongue
Is In reality wonderful horny strnc
ture armed with about 100 rows Of
teeth with which it raSps the sea
weeds and marine litter which form
Its food
There are several branches of the
limppt family. One Is called the key
hole" liupet and another the .rup and
saucer" The former owes it's name
to Keynote shaped opening on the
top through which the animation the
iimpet is really an animal sqnirts ont
water.
The "enp and saucer" 'impet has on
It's undarSide II sor: OF curved plate.
not unlike tiny teacup. surrounded
by II saHer like shell TO complete IN.
resemblance there Is al the extremity
of the long tooth ribbon IN organ not
unlike a miniature teaspoon.
The Bossier banner. [volume] (Bellevue, Bossier Parish, La.) 1859-1952, 1914-03-05
WITH OLD STOCKINGS.

Never throw old stockings
away A girls discarded hose
when folded to the proper size
and sewed together will make
an excellent iron holder.
The best part of an old stock
ing can be cut out and sewed
over the knees of a better pair.
This will save them from be-
coming worn when the child is
at play.
Six or seven old stockings Of
various kinds fastened into a
mop handle will make nice
duster and can be renewed Mt
any time when worn out
AIRY odd stockings that may
te found in the rag bag could
be cut into strips and braided
into Il rug which will be found
useful in the wet weather and
save the better mats.
The Bossier banner. [volume] (Bellevue, Bossier Parish, La.) 1859-1952, 1914-03-05
Care Of Maidenhair Ferns.

Most people find 1t difficult to keep
cut maidenhair fern fresh Directly it
Is cut plunge the stalks into boiling
water. This seals the ends, and the
ferns keep fresh very long time.
The great thing Is to put the stems
in the boiling water directly they are
cut
The Bossier banner. [volume] (Bellevue, Bossier Parish, La.) 1859-1952, 1914-03-05
The Demon Barber.

The story ut the demon barber." his
miSdiretted energy and undue persona,
attention to customers, Il story that
has bpen made famous in ballad ana
Oh the stage. was this: He lived lit ISL
Fleet street. London. next to st. Dun
STAINS church. tlnder his shaving chair
there was Il trapduOr. When Mr. fudd.
making some excuse. eft his customer
or client. for this Is now the .eatpei
ierm-and Went into Hi adiuining
room he drew bolt The trapdoor
turned over and threw the customer
into cellar There he was murdered.
and his body was made into mutton
pies. which were sold at II nelghborlng
shop ut Il reasonable price ana much
reiished. This story was believed by
all for many years. and Dickens men
tons 1t III Martin Cnuzzlewit," yet 1t
was without foundation.
The Bossier banner. [volume] (Bellevue, Bossier Parish, La.) 1859-1952, 1914-03-05
Knew Her Way.

The iadies were discussing Il we'd
ding which took place III their church
the previous day And. do you
knew continued the first best in
formed sady Ut the party, lust as
Frank ana the widuw started up the
aisle to the altar every light In the
church went ont:" This startling bit
OF information was greeted by num-
Der of .fDhs"' What did the couple
do. finally inquired one. kept on
going. The widow knew her way
t'ati Mall Gazette.
The Bossier banner. [volume] (Bellevue, Bossier Parish, La.) 1859-1952, 1914-03-05

fTH the
NM
least she takes household
decide what must be replaced
ihe
Of
make spring stock The
to
simple
Essex County herald. [volume] (Guildhall, Vt.) 1873-1964, 1914-07-31
Rest Periods for. En- Stoves.

Among the Innovations being insti.
tuted at the new building of engray.
ing and printing just finished in
Washington, is rest period of ten
minutes in the middle of.the forenoon,
and in the afternoons. This rest il
proving a great relief to the girls for
instance; who do nothing but, count
money or perforate stamps and other
such monotonous work. During this
period the employees move around, can
close their eyes, or enjoy the beautiful
sun parlof on the roof. The govern
ment finds that SO far from decreas.
ing the amount of thesdaily output is
this ten minutes of rest, that thanks
to the relaxation the return to work
is begun with much 'moresvigor that
more work is actually accomplished
than without. the rest.
Essex County herald. [volume] (Guildhall, Vt.) 1873-1964, 1914-07-31
Tennis Ball RIt the Klnu.

The presidents recent experience on
the golf course recalls an incident in
the apocryphal adventures of the Iete
King Edward. The scene was the ten
MS court at P0mburg, where in the
course of the big annual tournament
q match was being played between an
Austrian and an American, who shall
not here be named.
The king, in order to get better
view of the play, moved his seat close
UP to the sidelines' This interfered
with the American players game, and
nettled him considerably So the first
time that he got chance to serve
from the opposite court he deliberate
ly sacrificed one ball The wild serve
went straight to its mark When the
equerries and lords in waiting had re-
vived the king they discreetly set his
chair well back of the sidelines.
The American was not arrested for
lese majestic. ~ ~
Essex County herald. [volume] (Guildhall, Vt.) 1873-1964, 1914-07-31

An Association Of Neglected Wives
has been formed at schoenbeck, on the
Glbe, to establish d time limit for hus-
bands visits TO beer houses and cafes.
If necessary, the wives will form a
militia to remove all husbands found
on the premises after II p. m.
y notary named -Sautsr, who died re-
Gently in the town ArbOn, on the Dor
der Of Lake Constance, hcd : strange
mania for fine shoes. He left nu-
scum containing about 5000 pairs Of
boots and shoes, valued at over $4,000.
No one-not even his wife-was al
lowed to enter the room where this
collection was kept.
The latest articles devised for the
benefit of the modern woman are
musical clothes brushes, scent bot
ties, sprays and powderpufi boxes for
her dressing table Two tunes can be
played on the brlsh while it is being
used. The little button which starts
the mechanism is placed just where
the. hand is certain to press it.
Essex County herald. [volume] (Guildhall, Vt.) 1873-1964, 1914-07-31
SCI THINGS III NEW LIGHT
Americans IN Europe secome Cen.
mitted to tire Hilltsrisr
Program.

I talked TO a good many Americans
who have resided IN Europe for some
time ana found them. to a man as
much committed to the milltarist FRO
gram as the natives Gre-and always
from the point Of view OF the country
in which they are dsmicilsd. Vim
Payne writes in the Saturday Evening
Post. The American living in Lon
don sees the vital necessity to Eng
land of maintaining as many warships
as any other two nations. Otherwise
France and Russia or Germany and
Italy, might shut off its food supplies,
starve it into submission in a month
and walk off with all its colonies.
The American. in Paris sees that a
disarmed France would Immediately
sink to insignifcance among the ma
tons, with a role in Europe about
like that of Venezuela in America. In
Rome he sees that Austria would re-
impose its rule upon the country, or
Austria and France would divide it
up, if Italy relaxed its military pre-
paredness. In Berlin he sees Russia
pouring a horde e. Cossacks across the
frontier, unless the kaiser has a very
warm welcome prepared for them, or
England gobbliDg up German East
Africa. .N.
For each particular country there is
a cogent reason why it must not let
up in the competition of requirements
and dreadnaughts. The people of that
country believe in it, vote for it and
pay for it, Probably there is no bet
ter test of a mans belief in thing
than the cheerfulness with which he
will pay for it, and in that respect
the kaiser's extraordinary military con-
tribution brought out some interest
ing evidence.
Essex County herald. [volume] (Guildhall, Vt.) 1873-1964, 1914-07-31

Col. Porter II. Dale is making ex-
cellent progress in his campaign for
Congress. He is taking the only
proper course, coming in contact
with the voters of his district.
If nominated and elected, he will
make his business that of Congress-
man" and will endeavor to meet and
study the needs of his constituency.
He will be no commonplace congress
man, but his voice will be heard.
His statesmanly qualities and his ex-
cellent ability as orator will place
him in the front rank.
The humblest citizen will receive
the same consideration from him, as
the most exalted.
With Mr.. Dale as member, the
high reputation of Vermont in the
great council of the nation will be
sustained.
Essex County herald. [volume] (Guildhall, Vt.) 1873-1964, 1914-07-31
THOUSANDS OF SWEET WORDS
Baroness Breach of Promise Story Ia
Considerably Longer Than
Most Novels.

Dispositions containing 10000 words
Of the international love story of the
Baroness" Barbara Ursula Won KAHN
owski have arrived in ST. Louis and
are ready for filing in the federal court
in her $2,5O0,0OO breach of promise
suit against Michael, j. Hurley, secre.
tary of the Central Paint & Supply
company.
The average love story as novels go
is about forty-five thousand words, so
that the baroness romance outdoes fic.
ton in point of bulk at least The 315
typewriter pages, averaging, ZAP
words to the page, consist mainly Of
testimony given by thegbaroness. her.
self at a hearing instituted by Hurley
in New York. She told in great detail
of her meeting with Hurley, her al
legged betrothal in Europe, and her
chase over America in her efforts to
induce the paint man to keep his prom.
tse.-St. Louis Republic.
Essex County herald. [volume] (Guildhall, Vt.) 1873-1964, 1914-07-31
Pier Pile His senulcher2

A weird explanation of the disap'
pearance of a. workman while the Gar,
den pier at Atlantic City was in
course of erection, more than a year
ago, is given much credence, 1t was
believed that the workman fell into
the surf and was drowned, but the
present rumor is to the effect that he
fell into caiss0n in which a monster
concrete piling was being nodded, and
is solidly imbedded in this piling.
Color is lent to this theory by the fact
that no trace of the workmans body
has been discovered, and other work
men expressed doubt. at that time
that he fell into the ocean.
One of the workmen stated that an
automatic contTivance discharged a
ton or more of concrete into the Gals
son a moment after the workman fell,
as it was believed, into the surf. 1t
IS his theory that the mans body was
deluged with the concrete, and that
the piling was completed as grave
for the man.
Essex County herald. [volume] (Guildhall, Vt.) 1873-1964, 1914-07-31
MAD THE SCENE EFFECTIVE
con1ical Before, Small Boys Anxious
Cl.saoa Turned II Into
Real Scream"

An amateur dramatic society recent
ly introduced a striking bit OF realism
into their skilful rendering OF En-
gagged and Tilted"
1t will be remembered that when
the heroine laints and falls gracefully
upon the stage, the awkward comic
servant is required to seize large
pitcher from a small table standing
near r. 8 q, and boldly invert itOver
the PROSTATE lady, eZclaimiug, as she
does SO: ooh, heavens! There's not
q drop av Wather N the placed!
This is highly humorous effect,
in its way; but its side-splitting fea-
lures were greatly intensified the 9th
er evening when, through some over
sight the pitcher was half-fuII Of
water when it was placed on the table,
The proper cue was given, The
comic servant grabbed the pitcher
and fairly delEged the unexpectant
heroine. She sputtered and gasped
for breath, and waved her arms Wild
ly in tie air; and utterly forgot to
wall for the hero's arrival before
recovering from her faint "
Gee! kin she swim?" called out
a small boy in the gallery, And
then the applause was simply deafgn-
ing.
Essex County herald. [volume] (Guildhall, Vt.) 1873-1964, 1914-07-31
What Was Happening 80
Years Ago

Earthquake shocks were felt last
Sunday lin almost every locality
east of the Alleghanies. Several
places in New England and New
York also experienced shock on
Monday.
Mr.. I'M. E. Percival, who has
been seriously jill with typhoid
fever, is improving.
Geo. Foster and Ed. Flood have
rented the Island Pond Hall for
one year, and intend at an early
date, to open it to the public for a
skating rink.
M. Blanchette has ohened tail
er's shop in the Island Pond House
Block, adjoining the HERALD Of
fee.
Last Monday evening, as Miss
Lizzie Lenihan was returning from
a boat ride, her hand, resting on
the side of the boat, was seriously
injured by being damned against
the wharf. Her gold ring was
bent and twisted in the flesh, max
ing theswound more serious and
painful.aA dear boat ride, entail
ing,a nlainied hand and the loss Of
q gold ring
Essex County herald. [volume] (Guildhall, Vt.) 1873-1964, 1914-07-31
ADVERTISING RATES

TRANSIENT ADS-25 to so cents per
single column inch. Special rates on
year round and large advertisements.
DISPLAY ADs-15 cents per inch for
advertisements running 8 months or
nver.
CARD OF THANKs-50 cents for one
insertion.
RRsoLUTIoNs-$1.O 90 for one inser-
ton.
PROFESSIONAL CARDS One half
inch, $500. One inch. $500.
READING NOTICES-10 cents per
inch each insertion.
Essex County herald. [volume] (Guildhall, Vt.) 1873-1964, 1914-07-31
Eases Torment of Asthma and
Hay Fever

For the discomfort and misery of
asthma and hay fever use Foley's
Honey and Tar Compound, 1t puts
a healing, soothing coating over the
swollen, tickling membranes, and
eases the thick and choking sensa-
stion. Helps yon to breathe easily and
aturally. Mrs Agatha Longacker,
Fond du Lac, Wis, says. "My left
ing was greatly affected by a severe
cold, and one-half bottle lof Foley S
Honey and Tar cured me-, Refuse
any substitute offered. For sale by
John w. Thurston. Adv.
Essex County herald. [volume] (Guildhall, Vt.) 1873-1964, 1914-07-31

+ 1t is estimated that in the event of
a general European war 100000
men would leave the United States,
indicating that the American citizen
ship of a considerable part of our
population is a good deal less than
skin deep.
Essex County herald. [volume] (Guildhall, Vt.) 1873-1964, 1914-07-31
MRS ANNA JANE FOWLER

Mrs. ANNA Jane Fowler ,daugh-
tsr OF. Mr.. and Mrs. G. G. CaLkins,
died at Boston hospital last week
and was brought here for burial.
Mrs. Fowler was born in this
place and the earlier years of her
life until sometime after her mar
riage, were passed in this vicinity.
Funeral services were held in
the Church, Thursday, July %,
Rev. NJ. L. Ames of Holland, Of
floating. There was a profusion
of beautiful flowers from relatives
and friends and the Orders to
which she belonged, both in Mas
saahusetts and this place. For
many years she has made her
home in the state of Massachusetts,
her remains being brought her tc
the home of her childhood days, for
burial i'll the little cemetery by
Lake Seymour.
SIZE leaves husband, one son
and four daughters, besides a
mother, one brother, J, A, Calkins
Of this place, three sisters, and a
large circle of other relatives anC
friends.
Essex County herald. [volume] (Guildhall, Vt.) 1873-1964, 1914-07-31

The New York lady who presented
a gold thimble to the suffragettes
should have her case attended to
Immediately by the Society for the
Prevention of Useless Giving.
Essex County herald. [volume] (Guildhall, Vt.) 1873-1964, 1914-07-31

Abolishlng imprisonment for de-
sertion may at least have tendency
to discourage a certain class of
judges who have had the habit of
sentencing criminals to the navy.
Essex County herald. [volume] (Guildhall, Vt.) 1873-1964, 1914-07-31
MORGAN CENTRE

The interior of the Church is
being repapered, and new curtains
being added much improved APP
pearanccis made. d. sW. Serb
ner and H. P. Burroughs fare do
ing the work.
Lewis Provoncha is a visitor
here from New Hampshire.
A. II. Fowler aand daughter
were called here last week by the
death of Mrs. Fowler.
Gerald Horn is a visitor here
making the trip by motorcycle
from Massachusetts.
J.tDrown and daughter Ruby
OF Orleans, are in town.
Essex County herald. [volume] (Guildhall, Vt.) 1873-1964, 1914-07-31

One of the Servian armies is COM
manded by General Yankovitch,
which somehow sounds to us like a
good old fighting name.
Essex County herald. [volume] (Guildhall, Vt.) 1873-1964, 1914-07-31
FRIDAY, JULY 81, 1914
Over hill and DALE for Congress.

The trouble continuing, it looks
as if things were framing up for a
gloriousl Gold home week" in Ireland.
Essex County herald. [volume] (Guildhall, Vt.) 1873-1964, 1914-07-31

CT ,izgH.Gefy.
The most perfect pump in the world,
the most perfect ever ~. de- is also The
oldest-how old. no orc knows, for it
is as old as mll himself
This pump is SO small and SO Iight
that it might be carried iu lu owe rcoat
pocket Yet ii runs day and night
without a stop, without attention,
drawing in and sending ertl two and
and half ounces OF liquid D times a
minute. IN one minute il pumps 175
ounces; IL one hour, G55ls pounds; in
one year 5,748,750 pounds. It's normal
life is ABOUT 10 years, in which time
it pumps 02.412 500 pounds, or more
than 2Ot,2O5 tons.
This dimiuu6ve piece Of machinery
has been known to keep up this work
without a single stop Ior more than
100 years.
1t pulsates 4 ZOO times an hour, 100,
500 times 2 day, 26.I92,000 times
year 1t has no journals or bearings
to oil, no bolts to tighten or Stacks
to be taken up. 1T is so constructed
that its parts are automatically re-
paired as il goes along, But, with all
Of this, there is one very. serious
characteristic iuseparably connected
with this pump, which is that once it
stops it cannot be started up again,
unless imu.oal.,e steps be taken to
40 SO by an expert. Even this gen
orally fails So the owner should use
care and JUDGMENT in its upkeep.
1 Their is no other machinery that we
have any knowledge Of of which the
above can be said. How this is all
accomplished is known only to its
! inventor
This pump is the human heart.