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East Oregonian : E.O. (Pendleton, OR) 1888-current, 1914-05-18
PILOT ROCK LOCALS

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PILOT ROCK. Ore. May 1s.-Dick
KirchOff drove his new REQ into town
Friday morning.
Dave Graphical drove some Of the
stage passengers TO Pilot Rock Fri
day afternoon
Johnnie Ross was having some re-
pair work done on his car al the Bond
Auto Co. Friday.
Mr.. Schafer and son Alec have pur-
chased a new gasoline engine.
Floyd Miller who has been hunt
ing in California Gulch for the past
week returned home Friday evening.
John Runyan and wife were shop
ping in Pilot Rock Friday.
John Etter was In this town Friday
afternoon.
Mr.. ana Mrs Sherman drove "a
Pilot Rock Friday afternoon 20 vote
Ar. and Mrs. ]. u. Gilbert started
20 Portland Friday morning 20 yisil
for short time.
Albert Gillian was transacting bus
mess here Friday.
Misses Brownie and Josie Pedr'
are visiting Mrs Hini1ie this week.
Miss Lorena Dickerson was shop
ping in the Rock Friday.
P0rtia Kidgell was in this yillag'
Saturday morning.
East Oregonian : E.O. (Pendleton, OR) 1888-current, 1914-05-18
WE'LL DESERVED.
me Praise That oonscs from Thank
fal People.

one kidney remedy has known mer-
East Oregonian : E.O. (Pendleton, OR) 1888-current, 1914-05-18
What Next? or Opportunities for Law En-
forcement Leasue-by r. c. Bean

(This is the last installment OF Mr.
Beans address as delivered before the
Law Enforcement League Owing to
lack OF space Saturday il was crowded
out This installment deals with the
work of the league and with some OF
the things which can be put into er-
feet 10 benefit mankinl-)
While our membership fee is only
81 there are a great many men in
this city and county who viii cheer
fully give US IS. some s50 Others
500 and still others $1,000 each 10
advance and promote the work OF
this organization If We viii give them
the opportunity and present the mat
ter properly 20 them. Do you ask
why they will do this? Simply be-
cause the enforcement OF law means
lower taxes. less crime and a great
saving Of many thousands of dollars
every year. 10 the farmers and decent
business men of this county and city
While the liquor and law violating
| elements are using the boycott as one
of their most effective weapons to
club the business men and other into
submission TO their will. their other
great scheme is to put forth every
conceivable and possible effort to ruin
the personal characters OF all those
who in any way interfere with or
opporse them I merely mention
this as a warning TO those of you who
shall attempt to take an active part
in the work OF this organization
All of you who do any work or
make any effort TO enforce the laws
of this state and county and city can
rest assured that no effort will be
spared 10 blast and ruin your OWL
personal characters and regulations
Your president suggested TO me that
give YOU a bit Of my own personal
experience along this line but my
time tonight will not suffice
Another suggestion is that thii
league hold under its auspices a
many large public mass meetings a
possible TO discuss the various oh
jects of the league at which addresse
, win be delivered by prominent speak
ers on the subjects included in You
plans. such as Laws Which Shoul'
Be Enforced" aThe White Slav
Traffic" the foulest stain on twen
tieth century life: The Social Vic
and How to Deal With IT. why
II Wrong TO Gamble? - Laws Havin
a Moral Bearing" and by all mean
let us have as many addresses a
possible on the preservation of tn
; Sabbath"
Another splendid thing to do woul
be to begin an educational campaig
through the newspapers of the cit
and county. by using a column a da
in bringing these matters before IN
public. educating the people and ere
ating a sentiment in favor Of right
eousness and peace and law and or
der This with the addresses al
3 ready referred TO. would prove c
u very great educational value. and in
e terest
There are many other things
: should like to suggest but 1 win as
4 again that you do your own think
e ing
: II the forces OF evil boycott you.
! they attempt TO kill you il they er
deavor TO ruin your own persons
character. remember that 'Blesse
East Oregonian : E.O. (Pendleton, OR) 1888-current, 1914-05-18

Do you realize that by sweeping your rugs and
carpets you only sweep the nap out and raise the
dust in the house. IL your rugs wear out quicker
than you expected them to that's your own fault
and not the make of it It is the sweeping and
beating of rug that wears it out
Remember that the East Oregonian is not in
business to sell Vacuum Cleaners but, they are In
business to get subscribers to their paper. and that
is the reason why we offer you the best machine
we could find on the market
East Oregonian : E.O. (Pendleton, OR) 1888-current, 1914-05-18
WEALTH OF HAIR
Partisan Sage Makes Thin Lifeless
Hair Soft and Abundant.

Partisan Sage Makes Thin LifeIess
Hair Soft and Abundant.
Beautiful hair, thick: soft, fluffy.
lustrous. and free from dandruff. is
one of woman's greatest charms. yet
so many have streaked, thin and life
less hair and think there is no rem
edy. Pretty hair is largely matter
of care.
Frequent applications Of Partisan
Sage well rubbed into the scalp is all
that is needed-it acts like magic
Try il tonight-you will really be sur
prised with the result Not only will
the hair become soft. fluffy. radiant
with life and really doubly beautiful
but all dandruff disappears. falling
hair and itching scalp cease-yOur
head feels fine.
All druggists sell a large bottle OF
Partisan Sage for fifty cents. Get i
from Tallman & Co, they will refund
the money IL you are not satisfied
East Oregonian : E.O. (Pendleton, OR) 1888-current, 1914-05-18

are ye. when men shall revile YOU and
persecute you. and say all manner OF
evil against you falsely. for my sake
Let each Of US look forward 10 the
future. with hope and confidence We
are engaged in humanity's cause,
humanity must free itself. In all our
efforts let US pray for the peace Of
our city and county. and OF our great
state of oregon that they shall pros
per that love and adore our Great
Creator. Let US 0everently and humb-
Is bow before Him, the King Of
Righteousness. who has honored our
humble labOrs. during the past few
months. assured that He is waiting
TO lead.us into stin larger service
There Is one other exceedingly
great and precious opportunity that
each Of Us can take advantage OF in
all our efforts 10 enforce law, 10
bring order out of chaos and 10 pro-
mote universal peace. refer TO the
opportunity 10 BE a Friend TO Man :
Homer wrote in one OF his biOgraph-
les. He was a friend TO man and he
lived in a house by the side OF the
tifully emphasized in the POEM
The House By the side OF the Road
By sam Walter FOss.
There are hermit souls that live with
drawn.
In the place Of their self-content;
There are souls. like stars. that livs
apart
1 In a feIlowness armament;
There are pioneer souls that blaz'
their path
Where highway never ran
But let me live by the side OF tn
road,
4 And be a friend TO man
Let me live in house by the side o
the road,
! Where the race Of men go by.
) The men who are good. and the me
who are bad.
: As good and as had as /.
1 would hot sit in the scorner's sea
r Nor hurl the cynic's ban.
] Let me live in a house by the side {
> the road.
And be a friend TO man
5 I see from my house by the side {
2 the road,
$ BY the side of the highway Of If
s The men who press with the ardor {
e hope,
The men who are faint with strif
4 But turn not away from their smil'
n or their tears
Y Both parts Of an infite plan;
Y Let me live in q house by the side {
e the road.
! And be a friend 10 man
= Let US adopt this as our mott'
= BE A Friend To Man" coupling
( with the one DR.. Bulgin gave US
: Make it as easy as possible for erel
one to do right. and as hard as po
I sible for any one TO do wrong"
k And remembering the words Of Z
: immortal Lincoln. Let us have fai
that right makes right and in IN
z faith let us to the end dare TO I
: our duty as we understand il"
East Oregonian : E.O. (Pendleton, OR) 1888-current, 1914-05-18
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East Oregonian : E.O. (Pendleton, OR) 1888-current, 1914-05-18
z 0 r r London Tango Necklace
u - Evelyn Tha~~ Bracelet

These two beautiful pieces Of popu-
lar 5eEeiry are the craze among So
ciefy women in New York and the
largest cities They are neat and
elegant gold finished articles that win
gladden. the heart Of every girl OF
woman. no matter how young or old.
Very stylish and attractive.
Our Free Offer. We are advertis-
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sire 70 place a big box OF this fine.
healthful gum into every home II
sweetens the breath-whitens the
teeth ana aids digestion. II Is re-
freshing and pleasing TO all To
every lady sending US but soc we win
ship a big box OF 20 regular SC pack
ages OF the Spearmint Gum and In
clude the elegant Tango necklace
ana s.EyeIyn Tilawr bracelet abso-
iufely free.
This offer Is for a short time only.
Not more than 2 orders 70 one par
". Dealers not allowed to accept
this.
AMERICAN SALES COMPANY.
Dayton. Ohio.
East Oregonian : E.O. (Pendleton, OR) 1888-current, 1914-05-18

Zentsro Kawase, professor % for
estry az the imperial university Of
Toxic. Japan. has been making a tour
Of the national forests Of this eoDD-
Try 70 learn the governments meth
o6s u selling timber and Of refofes-
tatiOD.
East Oregonian : E.O. (Pendleton, OR) 1888-current, 1914-05-18
BRILLIANT CONTEST
IS PLAYED At YAKIMA
WALLA WALLA WALKS OFF WITH
VICTORY BY SCORE
OF 3 TO2-

NORTH YAKIMA. May 1s-The
Walla Walla-NOrth Yakima contest
was a brilliant one Sunday with scores
Icing made in only two innings. Wal
Ia Walla punched four hits. with some
luck. in the second for three runs In
the fifth North Yakima started a ral-
Is. a walk and three hits putting two
men across. Then walla Walla tight
ened and the rest Of the game il was
mostly one. two three. Rees and
Lewis were both hit. but the ssfetieE
were scattered except in the two in
nings.
Score: R.H- E.
Walla Walla .--...---------s
North Yakima .-.2 10
Batteries-Rees and Jackson; Lew
is and Webb.
East Oregonian : E.O. (Pendleton, OR) 1888-current, 1914-05-18
strIke Drinks Ice Famine.

MINNEAPOLIS. May 1e.-Ninne-
apoiis experienced the first of the Ice
famine. on account Of a strike OF more
than ese drivers.
East Oregonian : E.O. (Pendleton, OR) 1888-current, 1914-05-18

IL
PendletOn people rely upon H.
That remedy is DOan's Kidney Pills
PendletOn testimony proves II reli-
able.
c. s Howard. grocer. 1914 W.
Webb street. Pendleton. Ore. says:
For fifteen years. ! had a great seal
OF suffering from a dun pain through
the small OF my hack and lert side
For over a year I was annoyed by
numbness in my shoulder blades !
couldn't lie comfortably On my back.
The kidney secrtiOns were too fire.
quent in passage I tried several
wen known remedies. but nothing did
me any good until 1 used DOan's Kid
ney Pills. They relieved the ache.
and pains and regulated the action
OF my kidneys You may continue
publishing the endorsement gave
DOan's kidney Pills after they had
helped me so much"
Price soc, At al dealers DonY
East Oregonian : E.O. (Pendleton, OR) 1888-current, 1914-05-18

Price soc. At all dealers. Don't
simply ask for a kidney remedy-get
DOan's Kidney Plls-the same that
Mr. Howard had Foster-Aluburn
Co. Props. Buffalo, n. 7.
The Cairo bulletin. (Cairo, Ill.) 1???-1928, 1914-09-27

OF last years line up KuseRefssl1all,
curry. Gibson, Schoembs, Rink and
Swoboda appeared in the line, while
Wunderlich, Schulz. Smith. Miller
and Bambrick iille1 up the yacan-
cies of last years team.
Kusener. Curry and swoboda were
probably the stars among the old
men. while Schulz, Smith and Will
hanson did fine work for the begin
ners. Wdnderlich, Westerman and
Barry also did good work and
should make strong material before
the close of the season. Trlplett
played the best game for Metropolis
The game yesterday. while only
4 practice game will be valuable to
Coach Ryan in picking his players
The Cairo bulletin. (Cairo, Ill.) 1???-1928, 1914-09-27
ADJUSTMENTS
The Gem Theatre.

There will he - entirely new
program cc,.ile ct the Gem
theatre toda ,nere being two fel-
lure acts. which Include Ray Mapes
AID Emma Louise in coined" sing
lag and eccentric dancing. The An
drews Sisters and Ahott in a COM
edy skit entitled "The Leading
Lady" will offer something new in
his line. In this little playlet sing
ing and comedy will be presented.
With these vaudeville acts there
viii be six reels ot excellent motion
pictures" Nick Winter ard the Lost
Prince. a Pathe comedy drama in
three parts. "A Coney Island Night
mare a Vitaeraph speciai in two
parts and a Kalem comedy entitled
"A Substitute for Pants"
The Cairo bulletin. (Cairo, Ill.) 1???-1928, 1914-09-27
These famous partners ore always hoping
for the best-ogod looking for the d.
worst. They will risk every
thing for o. principle, but
A Won't forget debt.

design-call it by any other name
sells Just as rotten, if it amt the goods
the people want
The designer of the Rockaway
sacque is fred" in these words:
Max Pinkei, designer Dear Sir: Your
contract with us expires next weeS-
ana you can expire with it''
What is EXPIRE" asks Perlmuttar
"Why don't you use Ensliaa?"
"'Expire,' explains Abe, literally,
means goes out"
Here is Perlmutter's idea Of wi2a's
relations; IF they got 1t lit,ls
money, Abe, they treat you ike dog;
if they're broke, your vile gives them
all your ties and cigars, ana If you
happen to have the same size ncck
then, always, all your life Won ara nay
ing shirts and collars for twc.'
The Cairo bulletin. (Cairo, Ill.) 1???-1928, 1914-09-27

strongly in Cairo's favor the score
does not indicate the strength of
the Cairo boys over their opponents.
Costly fumbles kept the Cairo team
from scoring two additional touch
downs.
The score was made by three
touch downs and one kick from
placement. the touch downs being
made by Kusener, Smith aud Rink.
At 70 time was Cairo in danger of
heing cred on. Metropolis making
their downs only once in the en-
tire game while Cairo only failed to
mako first down once in the game.
OF the fifteen men Coach Ryan
took to Metropolis every one had
some part in the victory yesterday.
The Cairo bulletin. (Cairo, Ill.) 1???-1928, 1914-09-27

he was recommended as n wideawake
salesman"
Another item for $500 for dinner on
the train presented by another EN-
ployee brings the query, Did you eat
goldfish
He gets a letter from a customer
FROM whom he has requested settle
ment. IF you want u check | can send
1t right away; If money, youll have to
wait"
"Never mind about the check" re-
plies Abe. we would rather wait Tor
the money"
Potash Il Perlmutters imitation of
rivals Arverne Sacque-under the
Guise OF the "Rockaway Sacquerine--
is spurned By customers.
Il told you the Roekaway Sacquerine
was a lemon" signs Abe. "a sacque
.
The Cairo bulletin. (Cairo, Ill.) 1???-1928, 1914-09-27
PAGE rHREI

for the season. The team showed
good form in gaining through the
lines as well as possibilities of de-
yelopment into a fast open work
team.
Besides the eligible players Harry
Ireland. Burnham. Maynard and
Professors Clendenen. Ryan and
Peterson made up the group that
went to Metropolis yesterday. On
their return lasr night The party
was the guests Of Supt. T. c. C,en-
Genen in sumptucus feast at the
Hotel Joppa. Joppa, Ill.
The next game of the season for
The Cairo boys will be with the Anna
High School at Anna next Satnr-
day.
The Cairo bulletin. (Cairo, Ill.) 1???-1928, 1914-09-27

sigh y wish we had the five hundred
dollars we paid on EN-
Il would rather have the three
thousand dollars we owe on them."
comments Morris
one OF the firms debtors writes
that he cannot pay because his wife
is sick.
And before that he says that his
mother was Sick comments Morris.
1T seems we have 10 walt until his
whole family get sick before he pays
us what he owes us"
The Cairo bulletin. (Cairo, Ill.) 1???-1928, 1914-09-27

when the first Potash g. Perlmut
ter" story appeared in a weekly paper
several years ago the reading public
thing new in the world" after all. Jew
and Gentle alike took ABE" Potash
and "Mawruss" Perlmutter TO heart be-
cause OF the delightful combination of
vile and simplicity the quaint humor
and quainter philosophy of Montague
GLASS; heroes of the cloak and suit
trade, and this experience was repeated
The Cairo bulletin. (Cairo, Ill.) 1???-1928, 1914-09-27
China Painting.

Miss Lynette Greaney is prepared
10 receive orders for china painting
and water cOlors. Phone orders TO
residence, Home Phone 90, or call
Woman's Exchange VIII take a
few pupils during fall months. 1925
The Cairo bulletin. (Cairo, Ill.) 1???-1928, 1914-09-27

Didn't / advise some time ago.
complains Abe, we should take la
LAWYER and sue that feller?'
with them sick family I fellers.' I
answers Morris you should sus. by
a doctor not lawyer."A
OF, course everything ends happily
rs it must in play that is meant tol
ulease and amuse. but through all their
trials and tribulations, the partnersl
stick together-for, as Norris says.
"a partner can roast his partner--
that's a partners privilege; but Il
wouldn't allow anyone else to do ~
around hsrs,r -
The Cairo bulletin. (Cairo, Ill.) 1???-1928, 1914-09-27
CAIRO HIGH VIII
FOOTBALL: GAME
Score Was Cairo 81. Metropolis e.
This Was First Game OF
The Season.

In a one sided football game the
Cairo High School boys easily de-
feated the Metropolis team yester-
day at Metropolis in the FIRST game
of the season by score of 81 TO 0.
Although the final count was
The Cairo bulletin. (Cairo, Ill.) 1???-1928, 1914-09-27

IN even greater degree when Potash &
PerlELtter appeared in the flesh in the
play of that name Ever since that
day there has been heated discussion
over the authorship of the new and
highly successful comedy. Rumor at
tributed the honor to a we'll known
American playwright now in Europe.
In spite of his modest disclaimer. Mon
.ague Glass. the author of the original
stories. admits that he gets share of
the royalties, but. insists that. Hugh
The Cairo bulletin. (Cairo, Ill.) 1???-1928, 1914-09-27

Miss Levine, one of the models, IS
late and explains that she had tele-
phoned her excuse.
What good is the telephone? v A
cloak model could not do any business
BY telephone says Morris.
A.
The Meaning Of &C. o. D."
and when Perlmutter sees. for the
frst time, Miss Ruth Goldman. the
Designer Of that famous Arverne
i2cQue, and who IS destined to become
aot only the p. & p. designer, but the
"ilc OF Pcrimutter, his first impression
Is worGed ~ business head like Car
Ees.e and a shape like Lillian Russell"
Eaters MARKS Pasinsky. buyer from
Chicago. Potash shouts for Miss
Cohen, his stenographer, to bring him
~-T,A.. f.shgri,4sHt AsA
The Cairo bulletin. (Cairo, Ill.) 1???-1928, 1914-09-27

What Goes TO Make Good Play.
OF course, many things contribute to
the success of a play There is plot,
Interpretation, scenery, introduction
which means playwright, cast, painter,
and carpenter and manager That ap-
plies to all plays but there is still an
other element that applies to successes
the touch of human interest. the
heart throb," call 1t what you Will,
that gets over" as those cold -blooded
theatrical men say when they are talk
ing among themselves and not to the
newspaper men about "uplift"
~ Many authors tried to put Potash
& Perlmutter" into shape before it was
so successfully produced at the Conan
Theatre In New York many managers
saw the possibilities but could not
grasp the probabilities of the original
stories before A. II. Woods took it in
hand And what did Mr.. Woods sea
that the others did not? Philosophy!
Nv Abe and Mawruss are always hopIng
for the best--and looking for the worst
Vhey get both, for in spite of the mer-
camille shrewdness with which the au-'
thor has invested them they have the
simple faith in the goodness of their
fellow men, the spirit of self crifce
that Is typical OF their race. They risk
their cash and their credit and finally
, race ruin in their efforts to save from
a Russian prison } one of their en-
ployees, to whom in the first act PERL
mutter hands ten dollar bin TO nav
!, for the dinner with which Morris hopes
the man might win the services Of n
much n wanted ~ lady -designer"-but
almost the last speech in the play is
Morris's request for the return of this
money. Morris will risk everything for
principle. but. he A doesn't forget a
debit
Ahe's Comments on Salesmen.N
ss.s-ssas@s-<sa~-~h o.
The first act opens with Abe Potashl
going over the expense account of his
The Cairo bulletin. (Cairo, Ill.) 1???-1928, 1914-09-27

Ford, the stage director, is responsible
in great part for the play as it was
produced AIR Ford points to the in
tluence of A. II. Woods. the producer
who attended the rehearsals during
which the play was turned and twisted.
polished and FURNISHED. into the pres
ent box office successful bit Of Gra-
matte literature that it is to- day 2fr.
Woods smiles and says nothing. He is
paying the royalties; the Public is pay
ing him, and Believe me, Mawruss."
the Public is being paid, for good old
Public doesn't lay out real money with
out knowing in advance that 1t is for
value received"
The Cairo bulletin. (Cairo, Ill.) 1???-1928, 1914-09-27
When PinoehIe is a Crime.

"bNh 70 q ~ fiiASs
Mrs. Potash explains to friend that
she has had great losses at pinochle. Y
"But playing pinochle Isn't crime
says the friend.
at is with the luck I'VE had" says
Mrs. Potash.
When she explains to her husband
that she has had to mortgage their
home, he is indignant. You were al
ways rotten pinochle player" he COM
plains. Always when you got a hun
dred Aces and 60 Queens you bid $50
on them right away. Unless you have
a $50 trump or round trip, never bid
over 300
Abe and Mawruss are making a r
ventory of their ! possessionsAfor .--a
creditors.
There's my oitermobile.' says Abe.
"That isn't an asset; that's La
bility," declares Morris
,"There's the new fixtures in the
llters - says Abe. and adds. with a
The Cairo bulletin. (Cairo, Ill.) 1???-1928, 1914-09-27

down the samples. &C. o. d." he adds.
Paslnsky is insulted why C. o. D.
for me-" he asks. But Potash ex-
plains:
! This is our new code. C. o. D.
means Come Immediately down .
And Pasinslty is Modified.
Mrs. Potash becomes jealous of the
new designer and tries to quiz her hus-
bands partner, Morris,
/ ABE is very polite TO the new de-
signer," she suggests.
ABE must be polite to the new de-
signer," explains Morris. otherwise
she might leave us" <
"Oh, | see, designer might leave.
but a wife can't" ~
Don't talk nonsense" Morris re-
plies. ABE amt got no eyes for any
other woman but you--outsde of
business hours"
Mrs. Potash Is not easily convinced,
and Morris, TO show his great regard
for her, insists that she have one Of
the very newest designs in coats as a
present
ut will look fine on you, Rosie"
Norris says. as he bows her out--and
then, turning to the Dookketper, he
adds. Charge Potash with $25."
Potash finds that Boris Andrleff. the
new bookkeeper. who is charged with
political murder in Russia. is in love
with his daughter and she with him.
He and Perlmutter have put up s20,-
900 bonds for his temporary release,
but he thinks it better for Andrief to
go to Canada for time.
~ you'll find Canada a nice place for
a vacation" he explains when Andrien
demurs. Lots Of folks 20 there for
q rest got plenty Of acquaintances
there. I'd like to see again"
The Cairo bulletin. (Cairo, Ill.) 1???-1928, 1914-09-27

Ahe's Comments on Salesmen.N
sss4h4ssne@,--~sA~--A As
The first act opens with Abe Potash
going over the expense account Of his
new salesman. y
by goliy." he comments heres al
charge OF t22 for sleeping cars and yeti
The Cairo bulletin. (Cairo, Ill.) 1???-1928, 1914-09-27
National League.

NJ TTONhIy 1T ITsl SdHIr.
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