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The Parma herald., 1914-07-23
A chicaaoan. No Doubt.

Tickets" said the collector as he
opened the door of the car in which
sat a man who looked as if he was
anchored to his seat. The man handed
over the pasteboard. which was duly
inspected. Then, looking around the
collector said: rs there another gen
tleman in the carr"
No"
rs that other portmanteau yours
then, too?"
"Other portmanteau?"
Yes; on the floor there by the
other"
Those" said the traveller with dig
nifty, ARE my feet. et."-Houston Chroni
Gle.
The Parma herald., 1914-07-23
McReunoLds Is In Yielr.

Washington, D. C..-Secretary Lane
and Attorney General McReynolds are
the only members of the cabinet under
consideration of President Wilson in
selecting an associate justice of the
Supreme court to succeed the late Hor-
ace H. Lurton. Because of the claims
of the Southern Democrats, the attor-
ney general is regarded by many close
TO the President as likely choice. If
Mr.. McReynolds is picked it is believed
that Secretary Lane would be asked to
become head of the department of
Justice.
The Parma herald., 1914-07-23
Eugenic Marriage Fails.

Cleveland, Ohio = Mrs Josephine
Sanger. YES, and Joseph Sanger, 81,
Monday raced to7 the courthouse to
see who would be first to file suit to
annul a eugenics marriage. Mrs
Sanger won by few minutes. Her
petition says Sanger misrepresented
his physical condition. ''He told me he
was a manageable, healthy man, y
Mrs. Sanger said 81 found he was
not" A few minutes later Sanger
filed suit for divorce. He declared she
misrepresented her physical condition
to him. A special hearing will be held.
The Parma herald., 1914-07-23
Cifg Plans Pdgeanfs.

New York-The tercentenary Of the
beginning of chartered commerce in
New York and the opening of the
Panama canal will be celebrated in a
series of pageants in Parks of this city
from August IL to October ,12, accord
ing to plans of the celebration commits
sion just announced Boys and girls
from the public schools are beginning
work on costumes and other accessor-
les to the celebrations. The legisls-
ture has voted 500, 900 to help meet
the expenses of the festivities.
The Parma herald., 1914-07-23
sunIIoht Intensified

By Reflection from Ocean Beach and
Desert Sand unrelieved by Foliage. Winds
and Mineral Laden, Poisonous Dust, all
bring Eye Troubles in their wake-Granu,
lated Eyelids, Red, Itching, Burning, Tired
and Watery Eyes, Impaired Vision and
Eye Pain Reliable Relief is found in
Murine Eye Remedy, Mild and Harmless.
If you Wear Glasses, Try Murine. Doesn' {
Smart. Feels Fine. Acts Quickly Is an
Eye Tonic compounded by 0culists-not a
Patent MediciDe"-but used in successful
Physicians Practice for many years Now
dedicated to the Public and sold al
SOC Per Bottle. Murine Eye Saive in
Aseptic Tubes, &c and 5oc. Sold by
Druggists For Books, write to Murine
Eye Remedy Co., Chicago.
The Parma herald., 1914-07-23
Enginemen of SO Roads
FuUOr Strike If NecessdTI

Chicago = Only the hope that the
managers will yield to the demands Of
55, 900 engineers and fremen stands
between SO roads west of Chicago and
the greatest strike in the history Of
American railways.
With the statement that the men
had voted nearly unanimously to
strike, union officials announced that
arbitration under the Federal law
would be refused, on the grounds that
the railroads have not lived up to pre-
vious arbitration awards.
The railroads. through their general
managers committee, contended that
to grant the employees demands would
mean an increase of s33, 200, 900 an
nually in wages. The engineers and
fremen asserted that their requests
were fair and equitable.
1t is expected that further confer
ences will be held. Should the negoti-
ations fail and the employees stand by
their announced refusal of arbitration,
the resulting strike would, it is de-
clared, almost completely paralyze
traffic in the Central West Some OF
the principal requests made by the EN-
ployes of the roads were:
Increases in the rates of pay of en-
gineers and fremen in all classes Of
service.
That the number of hours aftel
which overtime will be paid in freight
service be reduced from 10 to hours
and in passenger service frc-- 10 to
hours
That overtime be raised to basil
of time and half in freight servic'
and double time in passenger service.
That engineers and firemen be pai'
an abritrarN 80 minutes preparation,
time for each trip, instead of comput
ing service continuously from actua
time of reporting for duty.
That allowances be made for termin
al delays in addition to payment fo
the miles or the hours of the trip.
That the differentials paid for run
ming Mallet engines be increased.
That the differentials between locs
and through freight service be in
creased.
Virtually all lines west of Chicago
the Illinois Central and lines in Canad
west of Fort William, except the Can
adian Grand Trunk Pacific are affected
The Parma herald., 1914-07-23
What Papa Put Up With.

No matter how smart and intelli-
gent your little boy is. he is sure TO
drive you mad some evening with the
following sort Of thing:
"Papa,"
Papa, didn't Adam have more than
one name?"
-Of course he didn't have more than
one name. Now. please don't bother
me any more; I'm reading. One more
you understand that2"
Yes, of course. But can't ask yoI
something about the same question:
Yes; what is it,"
Was Adam his first name OF his
last name? ?"-Cleveland Plain Dealer
The Parma herald., 1914-07-23

A chronic cold means something wronr
ccnstfrutio1slly- Pinples mean had hiood
Rheumatism means faulty elininarion.
These and a hundred other symptoms sre
easily -eccEni1ed. but where Is tie trouble.
Where Is Il locatedf What Is wrorr with
the bodily nachinel
II you viii 20 into any first class stcrs
and get a bottle Of :. s s ycu are cr TIE
way to Eetting rid of those conditions tha;
cause sickness and disease BEr don't let
snyone work q that cid trick of sonethinE
-Just as god"
$ s. s IS taken fato the hiood Just As
naturally as the uost nourishing food II
spreads Its Influence over every Org1n n
the body. zones through all the veins and
arteries enables all mucous surfaces Il
exchange ir1SuDatory acids and other
Irritating substances fer arterlai elements
that etectu2lly cleanse the system and
thus pct an end to all poliutfon- $ s :
cleans ecs tie stomach ct mucous accczl
The Parma herald., 1914-07-23
A Small Detail.

Enthusiastic Reporter Ito city edi-
.or)-Tye got a story here about mau
who drank poison. cut an artery in his
wrist, shot himself and jumped into
The river in an attempt to commit sui
ride. Somebody pulled him out. sent
him to a hospital, and he's going to
live. It's cracking good yarn
City Editor-What's his name?
Reporter didn't bother to get that
thought you would want just the bis
features for the noon edition and
could get the details afterward-
The Parma herald., 1914-07-23
Grusshoppers in Eorce.

Pendleton, Or. - Not within the
memory of the "oldest inhabitant'
have grasshoppers been as numerous or
as destructive as at present in the
west end of Umatilla county. Reports
are that they win greatly reduce the
yield of the third cutting of alfalfa.
In some cases they have attacked
orchards and by eating off the leaves
of the trees have stopped the growth
for this year.
The Parma herald., 1914-07-23

A perspicacious young man, passing
where an old colored man. was busy
setting fire to the dead grass in a
meadow. accosted him thus:
Don't do that, Uncle Eb; don't do
thati"
"Why so. sab; why sc?"
"You will make that meadow as
black as you are
Never mind dat. sab. never mind
dati Dat grass viii all grow out an
be as green as you is."-Judge.
The Parma herald., 1914-07-23
Needn't Stand for That.

Billy, while being reprimanded by
his teacher for some misdemeano-,
sat down. leaving her standing.
She reminded him that no gentle
man should seat himself while the
lady with whom he was conversing re
mains standing
But this is a lecture" replied Billy,
"and / am the audience. Cleveland
Leader.
The Parma herald., 1914-07-23
Late in the Day.

Orville Wright, apropos Of his new
safety appliance for aeroplanes. said
a. ss dinner in Dayto4.
In a short time now there will be
no more aeroplane accidents. In a
short time there will he no more aero
plane jokes, either.
Il heard a new joke yesterday. A
young woman rushed into a life insur-
ance office, and cried:
Zone life policy. quick, My hus-
bands biplane's falling '"-Sacramen-
TO Union.
The Parma herald., 1914-07-23
Roth of EN- Wise.

You haven't asked me If you are
the only girl have ever kissed"
1T is not necessary"
You know you are. eh2"
No. l know I'm not You don't
kiss like an amateur. But you have
not asked me If you are the first man
have permitted to kiss me"
mo, that isn't necessary either
Houston Post
The Parma herald., 1914-07-23

lxtioas. enables only pure. hlooaz2ftnx
materials 10 enter the fntss<fnss> combines
with these food elements 70 enter the CIR
cnlation. ard In less than an hocr - At
work throughout the body IN tie prooezs q
purldcauoa-
leu VII socn realize Its wc1dsrfnl n
nce1ce BY the 2hse1ce Of heec2cbe. q stead
iJ Improved condition Ct thu skin. and q
sense of bodily rehef that proves how ccc-
plecely TIE entire system Was lca1zd with
Impurities
You win Ind s s S. cn sale az all drug
srores- i Is = remsrkable rernedy for any
and al blood afecrions. such ss ecz-uz.
r~S1- lupus tecrer. pSe-lAsis. boi1s. and ali
ofher diseased conditions Of the blood FuI
special advice ca any blood disease urfrs
% TIE >wift Speclcc Co. 80 Swtfr Bl1x-.
Atlanta. Ca
Do not tribe with substitutes. inlrA-
uo1s o. any q TIE hcrte - -Jea< -
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The Parma herald., 1914-07-23
MAKING History.

The Guest-And who is the distin-
guished parsonage in oil over the man
telg
The Owner-That's my great-grand-
father. Hoppinger Hinkle, painted BY
Kaloosky. He was one of the mob OF
patriots who dumped the boatload Of
storage eggs into the harbor.-Cleve-
land Plain Dealer.
The Parma herald., 1914-07-23
You Can Never Tell What They Thin

so she has quarreled with thai
ugly beau OF hers. He is the ugliest
man have ever seen. What did they
quarrel about?"
she thought she would make him
feel good, and remarked that hand
some men were never worth enough
powder to blow them over the fence.
"And It didn't have the desired ef
fect?"
mo, 1t made him furiously angry"
The Parma herald., 1914-07-23
Kind Man.

You don't know how to handle a
woman" said Mr.. Peck Keep your
mouth shut and refuse to talk when
she is roasting you Why. do you ar
que with your wife?"
"Oh. we'll" replied Mr.. Gabb. The
poor woman is entitled to a little
pleasure once in awhile e-"-Cincinnati
Enquirer.
The Parma herald., 1914-07-23
Nature.

Behold that exquisite sunset" he
exclaimed. Mote the delicate flesh
tints. the cream shades. the long
dashes OF vermilion and the almost
living fire that leaps up from the sink
ing sun as from fountain Behold
the framework of darkening skies and
of deep greenl Isn't it wonderful"
His fair companion sighed heavily.
You Just bet 1t isl" she exclaimed.
1T looks just like great, big lobster
salad dl"-Lippincott
The Parma herald., 1914-07-23
O,pr Snoo-es Before Senate.

Washington, d. C.-Roosting high
or a ledge on a senate gallery corridor
Wednesday. a screeeh owl peacefully
snoozed while the senate was in ses-
sion. Through an open door the
strange visitor was in palm view of
Vice President Marshall. The bird
showed ono interest in the antitrust
legislation or the introduction of bills
and resolutions, but just kept on
snoring.
The Parma herald., 1914-07-23
The Fina, Proof.

Doctor" said the sick man, the
other physicians who have been in
consultation over my case seem to diff.
fer with you in the diagnosis"
Il know they do" replied the doc.
tor. who had great confidence N him.
self. but the autopsy viii show who
was right. ht."-Kansas City Times.
The Parma herald., 1914-07-23
CommerciaIism.

Here is a poem that will rank with
the masterpieces of literature"
You will insist on writing master
pieces" protested the publisher. Il
for this"
Its value could not be estimated in
dollars and cents"
why. Milton only got s25 for Para
disc Lost"
"Oh, well, if you feel that way about
il, have your own way Take il along
for S24-9s."-Washington Star.
The Parma herald., 1914-07-23

Mistrsss-Now Sarah. want you to
be careful about breaking this vase.
Il cost a great deal OF money, and 1
would hate to have it carelessly
broken the first thing
Sarah three days later)-There's
your vase. ma am. and couldn't have
broken il more carefully If I'd tried
for q molth--Cleveland Plain Dealer.
The Parma herald., 1914-07-23

For rs years Wright's Indian Vege-
table Pills have been their own recon-
mendation in conditions of upset stom-
ach, liver and bowels. If you have not
tried them. test now will prove their
benefit to you. Send for free sample
to 372 Pearl St, New York Adv.
The Parma herald., 1914-07-23
CIoudburst Hits South.

Raleigh, N. C.-Damsge estimated
in excess of s1O0, 600 was caused here
late Wednesday by cloudburst- The
rainfall was ga inches in one hour,
the greatest here in &c years. Parts
of the city are still under water.
The Parma herald., 1914-07-23

New Thirty-one coal barges
were sunk at Lobdell. La, by the
almost unprecedented rainfall. The
feet and cargo was valued at $780,
600. At Port Allen a precipitation of
9.33 inches of rain in three hours was
reported.
The Parma herald., 1914-07-23

MY DEAR" said Adam az he and Eve
were discussing the fall fashions in
the Garden of Eden. which system OF
dressmaking do you favor?"
We'll" replied Eve, thoughtfully,
they all have their merits. but the
loose-leaf system is good enough for
me"-Judge.
The Parma herald., 1914-07-23
EIatterinn.

wag-I like your new play. old man
Author-rm glad Of that when did
you see it,
Wag-Oh. l haven't seen it-but the
title looks jolly well on the buses
London Opinion.
The Parma herald., 1914-07-23
The Proof.

-Beanbrough seems to be
capable Of great concentration
Phyle-What gives YOU that idea.
Rankin-He tells me he has colored
four meerschaum pipes--YounsstowD
Telegraph.
The Parma herald., 1914-07-23
Separation and Peace.

Their home life is ideal"
is that sol"
YES. she goes abroad in the sum
raer and he goes South in the winter
Perfect, isn't it?''-Bunalo Express.
The Parma herald., 1914-07-23
Not on EshibItion.

Tell me. dear. is it because you
think me very pretty that you look al
me all the time?"
~Oh no; il isn't that: but papa says
you are a two-faced woman. and so
am searching for the other one! -
London Opinion.
The Parma herald., 1914-07-23
THOUGHT She
COULD NOT LIVE
Restored to Health by Lydia
E. Pinkham's Vegetable
Compound.
Unionville, Mo- suffered from
female trouble and got so weak that

could hardly W ak
across the floor with
out holding g on to
something / had
nervous spells and
my fingers would
cramp and my face
would draw, and l
could not speak, DOR
sleep to do any good,
had no appetite, and
everyone thought 1
Would not live
The Parma herald., 1914-07-23

Il told Uncle Simon that he was
getting too old and feeble to attend
TO business"
did he take il kindly."
He threw me out OF the office. -
California Pelican
The Parma herald., 1914-07-23
A Little Shy.

Purchaser-And will he scare at
anything?
Farmer-M' friend, this horse is jist
afraid O. two things; that he won't
get enough to eat, an that he won't
hear when say "Whoai"-Judge.
The Parma herald., 1914-07-23
oneninn for a Return.

1t was the beginning Of their we'd
ding trip
Dear" she inquired, anxiously. ~In
the excitement of leaving did you say
goodby TO papa and mammal"
No he replied. 4 said au revoir."
Puck
The Parma herald., 1914-07-23

A wizard makes a lion disappear by
magic. Incidentally he makes the
wolf disappear from the door by the
same art.
The Parma herald., 1914-07-23

Just 1900 swan in the Nat plunge
on Sunday. How would you like e
have been number 1882
The Parma herald., 1914-07-23

YOUR OWN DRUGGIST WILL TELL YOU
Try Murine bye Remedy for Red, Weak. Watery
Eyes and Grznu4aled Eyelids, No SnArtfng-
luss I've Cozn-0rt- Write for Book Of the Eye
b l-lali Free Murine Eye Remedy Co, Chicago.
The Parma herald., 1914-07-23

AS yet they have been throwing no
Irish confetti in Ulster. Whadja mean,
Irish confetti? Bricksl
The Parma herald., 1914-07-23

In the last year one aviator was
killed for every $4,000 miles flown
The Parma herald., 1914-07-23

Anybody can dye successfully
with Putnam Fadeless Dyes.
Albuquerque morning journal. [volume] (Albuquerque, N.M.) 1903-1926, 1914-07-15
Las Vegas Normal Report.

DR. Frank IT. IT. Roberts OF The MOI
nal university at East Las Vegas. to-
day reported to the department of ed
ucation that of the summer school at
tendants 149 are of high school rank,
1876 college rank, 8 sub-high school
rank and for rs no data has been OBJ
tanned
Albuquerque morning journal. [volume] (Albuquerque, N.M.) 1903-1926, 1914-07-15

Santa Fe, July 1.-THE prohibition
election in the district composed OF
French, Miami and Colmor, southern
Colfax county. resulted in victory
for prohibition by a vote of 80 To IS.
Albuquerque morning journal. [volume] (Albuquerque, N.M.) 1903-1926, 1914-07-15
S0C0RRO BOARD WILL
BE ASKED TO MAKE
FAIR APPROPRIATION

Socorro, n. NJ, July IA large
gathering of representative citizens
and business men of Socorro listened
last evening to A. f.. Koehler, Jr..
commissioner of publicity explain
what the New Mexico board of expo
stlon managers had already com
pleted and what II hoped further to
accomplish at the New Mexico build
ing at the Panama California exposi-
ton at San Diego.
Views of the now completed New
Mexico building as well as beautiful
views of the grounds and buildings of
which form part Of the exposition,
We're much admired Mr.. koehler is
an interesting and entertaining talk
er. He spoke of the vast mineral
wealth and resources within its boun-
dry and of the unlimited agricultural
possibilities awaiting development by
the settler
AT the conclusion of Mr.. Koehler's
talk a motion was made and carried
unanimously that committee be ap-
pointed to draft a resolution to be pre-
sented to the Socorro county commits
soners asking that they make
suitable appropriation to the New
Mexico board of exposition managers
for Socorro county representation at
the Panama California exposition at
San Diego.
Mr. koehler left last evening for
San Marcial where he will address
the Commercial club of that place.
Albuquerque morning journal. [volume] (Albuquerque, N.M.) 1903-1926, 1914-07-15
CITIZENS WILL
DEMAND MEN WHO
FAVOR ECONOMY
San Juan County Determined
to Eliminate Politics in
Forthcoming Election Of
Members Of Legislature.
,.rse,.. eo....-oso.~e. 70 -o..,.s JOURNAL

Aztec, y. NJ, July 1.-THE demo-
cratic county central committee held
"a meeting at Aztec on Thursday for
the purpose OF fixing the dates of the
county primary election and the con-
vention which ratfies the action of
the primary. IL was decided TO hold
the primary election August and the
convention August 10. This will give
ample time for the delegates to the
state convention to reach Santa Fe
by August 18th.
Among the rules adopted by the
committee for governing the primary
election, Is one that makes II Dcces-
sary for all candidates to get their
names to the secretary Of the commit
tee before August list. The expense
of the primary is borne by the various
candidates.
Local politics seems to be moving
slowly. Three candidates among the
democrats are mentioned for repre-
sentative, two from Aztec and one
from Pennington. The Pennington
man IL William Butler. editor of the
Times-llustler, and the Aztec men are
Attorney Il. :. Whitehead and II. ID
Abrams. who is one of the prominent
business men of this place
on the republican side there Is no
unseemly scramble for the representa-
tive nomination. despite the fact that
two years ago republican was elect
ed. Representative Chrisman is now
touring Europe, and rumor says he
may again have the nomination II he
desires It. one thing seems certain,
from the expressions heard on all
sides, and that u.s. the candidates Tor
must say before cleo
ton what amount of county salary
they believe To be proper for the
county officials. Economy in Off
cial matters is demanded by San Juan
people and they will endeavor To Sc
lect a conservative. lcvel-headed bu-
ness man to go to Santa Fe, if com
mon street talk counts for anything
II will he the man more than his poll
ties this year in san Juan county,
whose voters are independent TO
marked degree
Albuquerque morning journal. [volume] (Albuquerque, N.M.) 1903-1926, 1914-07-15
HOW OONA ANA
COUNTY BONDED
FOR GOOD ROADS
Remarkable Results Achieved
by Southern County Fol-
lowing Careful Expenditure
of Over 100000.

This little story OF how bona Aua
county bonded herself for the pur-
pose Of improving her roads. is writ
ten In the hope that II may contain
ideas of value To other counties Of our
state wishing TO improve their road
system.
The plan OF bonding county for
road improvements Is the rational.
sane method of financing a work that
can only be undertaken with ample
funds. Forty-one per cent Of the
counties of the United states have
already bonded themselves for roads,
only one county of the 20 In New
Mexico has done this Why this
great difference
Back Of any such public undertake
ing mourning a bonded indebtedness
should lie a public sentiment approx
ing such a step. The fifst thing we
Albuquerque morning journal. [volume] (Albuquerque, N.M.) 1903-1926, 1914-07-15
Had Tuberculosis
of GIandS-NOW Well

Gidndular Tuberculosis has yielded to Erll.
mans Alternative when other remedies
failed Read what It dld IN this cnses4--
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stil open aud IN frightful condition
when started 10 take It After using
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able 10 sleep. continued using u until J
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abbreviated
(AffidaviD JOSEPH n WHITE
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Contains no harmful or habit forming
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Eckman Laboratory Philadelphia Pa. for
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