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Willmar tribune., 1914-09-23
LOST AND FOUND.

FOUND-A boys overcoat. Owner
may claim property at Tribune. $40
LOST-A 1914 class pin upon the
street. Finder please leave at this Of
nee. 632
LOST-A ladies' pocket book with
about $500 in change and a gold
bracelet, at Fair grounds last Friday.
Leave at this Office for reward. $50
LOST-Check book and bill book,
containing name, Otto Eckholm, Lone
Rock, Ia., and five dollar bill, between
Farmers Feed Barn and Pennock last
Friday. Finder leave at this Office for
reward. 631
Willmar tribune., 1914-09-23
Aolv Cities.

Allahabad is the holy city of the In
dian Mohammedans. Benares is the
holy city of the Hindus. while Cuzco
Is that Of the ancient Incas. Jerusalem
Is the holy city Of tie Jews and Chris.
tians Mecca. Medina and Damascus
have first place III the affections Of
the Mohammedans. Moscow aud Kiev
sre the holy cities Of the Russiapa
Willmar tribune., 1914-09-23
Minneapolis Grain.

Minneapolis, Sept. 21.-Wheat-
Sept, $1.0S5s; Dec, S1.13A; May, ST.
1917. Cash close on track: No. /
hard, s1.14A; No. Northern, $1.O7N
@1.10%; No. 8 Northern, $103A @1.-
07M; No. 3 yellow corn, 75@76c; No.
3 white oats, 45% @46c; flax, $1.511s.
Willmar tribune., 1914-09-23
ConooIin0,

censoIins.
'"That was tough meat you gave me
last night" said the somewhat dilatory
customer.
"Oh. run along!' said the dealer
"You will forget 1t by the time you
pay for it"-Buffalo Express.
Willmar tribune., 1914-09-23
CHICAGO Grain and Provisions.

Chicago, Sept. 21.-Wheat-Se
s1.10%; Dec, $1.13A; May, $1.20a.
Corn-Sept., 79Ac; Dec, 72%c; May,
74%c. Oats Sept, 47%c; Dec, 50kc;
May, 53kc. Pork-Sept., $17.S5; JAN,
$20.S7. acknowledgements, 29h@
20c. Eggs-210211ac. Poultry--Fowls,
14hc; springs, 14hc.
Willmar tribune., 1914-09-23
Chicago Live Stock.

Cn1cd9o 1--we Stock.
Chicago, Sept. 1.-Cattle-Beeves,
S6.90@11.00; steers, $6.35@9.25; stock
ers and feeders, $5.5O@S.35; cows~and
heifers, $3.7O@9.30; calves, $S.50@
1925. Hogs-Light, $S.S5@9.5o; mix
ed, $S.35@95O; heavy, $S.15@9.3O;
rough, $S.15@8.30; pigs, $5.25@900.
Sheep-Native, $5.30@6.10; yearlings,
$6.20@7.15.
Willmar tribune., 1914-09-23
South St. Paul Live Stock,

South st. Paul Live Stock.
South st. Paul, Sept. 21.-Cattle-
Steers, $550@9.O0; COWS and heifers,
$4.75@S0O; calves, $6.50@1O.75; stock
ers and feeders, $4.75@7.75. Hogs
$8.35@S50. Sheep-Lambs, $1,000
500; wethers, s45O@5.75; ewes, $3.50
@5.25.
Willmar tribune., 1914-09-23
Keen Claan.

Cleanliness Of body was ever esteem
ed to proceed from a due reverence to
God.-BacOu. -. @%
Willmar tribune., 1914-09-23

Composed OF more, meat, more starch,
more tea or coffee-no exercise. no di.
version. no association with great MI.
thors. no music, no poetry, no change.
Repeated Warnings Neglected.
If he has an Ill, headache, sour stom-
ach, indigestion. a tinge Of rheumatism,
dizziness, intestinal gas. insomnia. nerv-
BUSINESS or any one Of the hundred
symptoms or warnings that nature
gives him for the violation of her laws,
instead Of thinking little and trying
to ascertain the cause, he sends with
pride for his physician. and his ply
sician prescribes something in 4 dead
language, and the local druggist sends
over the medicine, and it is swallowed
with that childish confidence that fitly
becomes the modern business man, who
knows great deal about business. but
absolutely nothing about himself.
The days and months 60 on; the
symptoms or signals become more nu-
mer0us, more expressive, more impress
sive, more painful; his physician is
| called more often; the dead language
paper goes to the druggist oftener
than it used to-. With faith he still
swallows the medicine. It may relieve
him for little while, usually by par
alyzing the little nerve fibers that are
carrying to the brain the messages of
| warning.
| After awhile, however. his physician
acknowledges defeat and prescribes
trip or sanitarium. It is either this
| procedure or the fate that befell
Messrs. Roberts. Field. Colonel 1nger-
soil and the uncounted thousands who
had no reputation on which to herald
their death.
A Few Menus and Suggestions For 4
| Good Business Man.
Willmar tribune., 1914-09-23
GRAIN AND PROVISION PRICES
Duluth Wheat and Flax.

Duluth, Sept. 21.-Wheat-On track
and to arrive, No. hard, $1.131a; No.
1 Northern, $1.12k; No. 2 Northern,
$1.0Sk@1.09%. Flax-On track and
to arrive, $1.53h.
Willmar tribune., 1914-09-23
He Knew.

Young Woman tadoringly)--lt must
be awfully nice to be wise and know
everything! College Senior-It is.
Willmar tribune., 1914-09-23

LUNCHEON II.
Green corn. peas,
asparagus. potato,
sweet or white; jun
ket or cheese.
Willmar tribune., 1914-09-23
E l5sI-s- - rsE-
w H. A T,
W H F. N
AND
H o W
TO EAT
The Best Business Man Is
One Who Safeguards
His Health.
BY EUGENE CHRISTIAN. F. SD.

copyright. 1913, by American Press Asso-
ciation.l
"HE things that go to make up
good business man according
to popular opinion is the estab-
lishment of great industries.
building up great enterprises and the
accumulation of money.
A careful review of the history Of
business men who have made a sue
cess along these lines shows that the
majority OF them sacrifice their health
and their lives to their business.
All effort and work Of every kind have
for their excuse immunity some day
from work and worry. but the average
business man permits his business to
create and augment the very things he
Is trying to get rid of. In the final
analysis, therefore, men who sacrifice
their health to their business are not
good business men.
The man who from a cheap tin
store founded '"The Fair in Chicago
and allowed the business to dethrone
Willmar tribune., 1914-09-23
STOCK FOR SALE.

STOCK FOR SALE.
FOR SALE-One good work horse
A~P, Reese. Sptcer, Rt. !. 400
FOR SALE-Three working horses,
.. 10, and II years old. Can be seen
NJ the old Ole Rasmussen farm west
Of brick yard. s44
ron 1zLI-1W Toll bred barred
Willmar tribune., 1914-09-23

Make YOUR HENS LAY-So far
as We know, Prescription No. 1 IL the
only true laying stimulator that does
not In any way injure the delicate
organism of the laying. hen.
Positive results are guaranteed by
the Nabob Remedy Co., and all their
poultry remedies are sold by w. M.
CHASE & Co.
Willmar tribune., 1914-09-23

Tribune WaltTads Bring Results.
Willmar tribune., 1914-09-23

Rock cockerels from vigorous stock.
Your choice, $1.00 each. Fred STEM
berg, Lake Elizabeth, Rt. l, Atwater,
MINI. 615
Willmar tribune., 1914-09-23
DIR. E. WANNER
VETERINARIAN
Office at Downs & Sanderson Feed Barn
Day phone No 46; night phone Is
@islmar. RIaR.

AUCTIONEER
If you intend to hold sale, kindly
come in and talk it over with me.
Give me chance to show you my
work. Usual terms.
A. w. WALL, Pennock, MINI.
Willmar tribune., 1914-09-23
|;MSE!!4!&lflRRiRlf;!|| i||I| S|!!:!!;lfIl[RiRlkfH 3 Hgg ;!|||

Correc d Sept. %, i0l4
Prices on creamery puster flour, bran, snorts
and apples are dealers selling prices ri! othe,
are prices paid TO Drcducers
Willmar tribune., 1914-09-23

FOR SALE-Ford touring car In
good running order for $275. P. NJ
Peterson, Willmar. 6O2
FOR SALE CHEAP-A 1913 Ford
5-passenger touring car, in f1rst-class
condition. Lars Halvorson. 53s
FOR SALE CHEAP-One heating
stove, one range, dresser and wash
stand, brass bed, few rockers and
chairs. Everything as good as new
Inquire of A. Ostrom, 321 3rd St. 635
FOR SALE-One 2-horse powe,
gasoline engine with pumping jack
new. For sale cheap for cash, as
have no use for same, also one hay
rack and one running gear heavy
truck. Will sell way below cost i,
taken at once. Inquire at Tribune of
flee. co.
FOR SALE-9 room duplex, full
basement, electric lights and fixtures,
city water, large cistern with air pump
pressure, cess-pool. Lot 75x150 feet,
all walks in. $500 cash, the balance
$40 q month at Z per cent. For price
and further particulars inquire Of An
derson Land Company, Willmar, Min.
nes0ta. 5O5
Willmar tribune., 1914-09-23

BREAKFAST II,
Very ripe berries
or cantaloupe: baked
sweet potato: a ba-
mana broiled in but
ter or, If very ripe,
taken uncooked with
ere a m or crea m
cheese; thin cocoa
or cool water.
Willmar tribune., 1914-09-23

GENUINE BARGAINS-H you are
looking for such in city property or
improved farms in Kandiyohi county,
10 not fail to call at the Office and
'oof over the large list of properties
low for sale by Thorpe & Rykken,
Willmar. MINI. Ala
FOR SALE-One 8-room house with
full basement, sewer, cistern, we'll,
large porch on north and west sides,
electric light, phone; also barn.
House will be finished in two weeks.
Call at BIT First St., or phone 159J.
M. R. Simons. 638
WANTED-Farms to SELL have
>nvers but my list of farms is run
ling low. If you will list your farm
'or what it is worth, you can sell
!. your own price. l charge one doll
ar per acre commission. William o.
son. Spicer. Minn. 347
"0o SALE-96 acre farm about 9
m1lss from Willmar; good rolling
md has fair house, outbuildings
eoor ane grove and apple orchard.
Price S45 per acre. This is a bar
zatr. Have several good propositions
n houses in Willmar. Call or write,
H. Brown. II
Willmar tribune., 1914-09-23

iT!';TSES FOR SALE|On the in
sta'}nert plan. If interested in buy
,ns house it will pay you to call at
,u- office and get full particulars.
Anderson Land Co., Willmar, Mime
aota. 635
Willmar tribune., 1914-09-23
,,E NEUTRALITY-SUSPICIOUS..

FOR SALE-A barn, good as new.
14x2O feet. Inquire Tribune. 624
FOR SALE-Ford touring car in
good running order for $275. P. NJ
Peterson, Willmar. 602
Willmar tribune., 1914-09-23
MISCELLANEOUS,

NOTICE-Party who borrowed wov.
en- fence wire stretcher in July please
return to owner at once. Steberg &
Foshager, Pennock, MINI. GAL
PIANO TO TRADE-Have a new
$500 King grand upright piano taken
in trade which will trade for
cheap lots. May be seen at Tjosvold's
Music Store. G. A. Erickson. 600
A BARGAIN IN PHONOGRAPHS--
2 and minute Fireside Edison phon-
ograph and and minute records at
The Music Store, Emma T. John
son. 6O4
$50 CASH BUYS FINE REMING-'
ton, double-barrel, hammerless shot
gun with case); gun is in first-class
condition. A bargain. Inquire at this
office. 633
MONEY TO LOAN-See 8. L. Ben
ton for farm loans, on the optional
payment plan, and at low interest, a.
he has charge of the leaning business
while I am away from home. A. P
Adams. 66c
LEARN DREsSMAKING AND La
DIES TAILORING-Stud learn
scientific drafting, designing and max
ing of garments. Shows Success Sys-
tenn used. Miss Alma Halvorson, 109
Fifth St., Willmar, MINI. 536
LEARN TELEGRAPHY-Goo sal
aries. Operators in demand. Free
catalogues. Actual railroad wires con-
nected with class rooms Earn board.
American Telegraph College, 1923
Produce Exch., Minneapolis. 637
Make YOUR HENS LAY-So far
as We know, Prescription No. 1 II the
only true laying stimulator that does
Willmar tribune., 1914-09-23

FOR RENT-Furnished rooms
1ew house-au modern. Apply at 221
Litchfeld Ave. East. 355
FOR RENT-Four or five upstairs
rooms; no slant ceilings; light; soft
water and wet sink. Call ct 734 A st.,
or phone 4SSJ. 63e
Willmar tribune., 1914-09-23
Classified Wants
HELP WANTED.

WANTED girls to take up
the practice of nursing at the Will
mar Hospital. 1856
Willmar tribune., 1914-09-23

WANTED-Two good girls for gen.
enral housework, in private family.
Good wages and a permanent place.
inquire at Tribune Office. 4S5
Willmar tribune., 1914-09-23

WANTED-A boy Is years old or
over for delivery work and otherwise
useful. Good wages. Apply at Palms
Bakery. 534
Willmar tribune., 1914-09-23

POSITIONS WANTED.
POSITION WANTED-Experie
girl wishes position in small family.
Phone 394L. 625
Willmar tribune., 1914-09-23

FOR RENT-Furnished room in
modern house. $40 3rd St. E. 619
ROOM FOR T-(Unfurnished)
near high school, 912 Fifth St. VIM.
P. Elkjer. 546
Willmar tribune., 1914-09-23
DINNER II.

DINNER II.
Melon or canta-
loupe: peas. aspara-
gus. corn, summer
squash (any two or
three Of these: po-
tato any style; very
tender fish or chick
en-, white meat If
flesh food is desired;
plain ice cream If
something sweet Is
desired.
49, G-k>-A1-N
The evening world., 1914-09-15
10000 DOG owners
. PLAN TO SAVE PETS
FROM WINTER MUzzlE
Will Appeal to Mayor to Com.
promise on Board of
Health Order.

Twenty thousand dog owners In
Greater New York think its all right
to muzzle dogs during the summer
months but they think Health Com
missioner Goldwater is all wrong
about keeping them muxxled all win
ter. So they have formed a now or.
sanisation. probably to be called the
DOG Owners Protective Associa ton.
ana they are going to carry their
complaint 70 Mayer Mitchell On Thurs.
day.
Representative Of practically ali
the speciality clubs OF dog exhibitor,
breeders and owners got together as
the Hotel oresorian. Jules Feroud Of
No. n Manhattan street, appointed q
dog emancipation COMMITTEES com.
posed Of Thomas Turley. Chairman:
Leon N. Hancox. Thomas 0risda ie.
q. c. Anderson. J. A. Baker, p. H
Fletcher. Joheph L. Schults, jules
Ferond. Fred Poffet. John r. Collins
Albert Freeth, r. Waters, d. p
Ritchey. Henry Miller. F. Bowers, ]
The evening world., 1914-09-15

Fangman. Arthur n. wobe aud weH.
Purcell.
They have invited many we'll
known mon interested in thorough
bred dogs to Join in the protest to
the Mayor, including August Rel-
mont, President OF tho American
Kennel Club. and j. Pierpont Nor
gan and Samuel tntermyer, owners
Of blooded collies.
Thomas TURKEY OF No. .SOs Third
avenue, The Bronx, who will head
the committee. to-day outlined to an
Evening World reporter the purpose
OF the new organization and also
scored the Society for the Prevention
OF Cruelty to Animals. He said the
B. p. c. A. activities do not suit dog
owners . bit: that they gather up ali
dogs running around loose and put
them all in a single pen until the
owners pay a license fee. with the
result that one dog with rabies can
contaminate many and spread tho
disease throughout the city,
Commissioner Goldwater issued a
warning that all dogs found unmuz-
zled after to-day would be seixxed.
Tu-ley declares a childs life ia
worth more than all the dogs put to.
eether. but he thinks Commissioner
0oldwater and the q. p. c. A. are on
the wrong track. He's going to tell
the Commissioner so, and he's going
to try to put . check on the @. p.
c. A.
The evening world., 1914-09-15

a version OF tho Carman case which
In prejudgment, License Comn,is-
sioner George II. Bell has issued or
dcrs to his inspectors forbidding n
continuance Of the production.
IL was said at tho office Of Com
missioner Bell that the scenes In the
moving picture are taken from Free
por; and tina. even tho Carman resi-
dence and the window through which
the fatal shot was fired. figures In
the story OF the tragedy az related
In the films.
After looking over the Aims IN
The Suspicious Wife," said Commits
sioner Bell. II have decided that IL
would be highly Improper 70 permit
. continuation Of their exhibition"
The climax Of The 6uspicious
Wire 10 an exoneration Of the wife
and the fixing Of the guilt upon a pre.
vlously unsuspected person." ex.
planned Commissioner Bell.
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Suppose we have another stroll after
the next act"
II shall be with my father. Never
before have ! enjoyed 50 much liber.
, IT," She sighed gratefully.
"Oh. l detest your blamed, strait
laced Spanish customs, !" he cried hotly.
What do they amount to. anyhow !.
love you. dol do
She laughed and darted to her "a.
Tiers side
Don't you think Miss Garayel is a
pretty girl:' Mrs. Cortlandt question
ed, as they strolled toward their box.
Shes dream" Anthony's tone left
nothing unsaid.
"You got along together capitally,
Most Of the senoritas are impossible.
by the way. what is her name ??
"Gertrudis Rather pleasing, think."
Kirk thought SO too: When, after an
age, the curtain fell for second time
he escaped from his com panions. mum
! bling some excuse or other. and made
haste to find her again. But as he ap-
preached he felt sudden pang Of
jealous rage.
Ramon Alfarez was beside her, and
the two were chatting with an appear
ance Of intimacy that made him furi.
Gus. Close at hand stood $Garavel, deep
Ia conversation with Colonel Jolson.
"Ah, Ramon. | wish you to meet Mr..
/ Anthony" said Gertrudis. so! You
I have met before??' ~
"In Colen.' Kirk explained, while Al
/ fh ez scorched him with his eyes, Mr.
Alfarez was very hospitable to me.
Yes the Spaniard exclaimed 1T is
my great regret that Senior Ant ony did.
not remain for longer. Does Senior
/ Antony discover our climate to be still
Agreeable y
VERY Il hasn't grown too warm for
me yet.
We are but approaching Dur 'ot sea
son. Z The speakers eyes snapped.
Heretofore Kirk had hated Ramon In
4 careless. Indifferent sort Of way. feel.
Ing that be owed him 4 good drubbing.
which he would be pleased to admins.
j ter II ever q fitting time arrived. But
now, since he q wv that the jackanapes
4 had the audacity 70 love Gertrudis. his
feeling beca me i1,tense The girl. %
course vas fully alive to the sitna.
4 ton and, althpugh she evidently en-;
joyed 81, she did tsf hest toSstAnd be-
tvssn the two men.
TOR AlfafGa, 40 s. Csc quick % feel
Stha su1 IN detcl hosttlity ~ had
axctso ma &c seemed to make him
sryous MorsoyS y, hls conceived thst
II .h1d aeaE4s ]: ~ 81 u lsst =
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T. }-5te .4sI +,.s 3.
giant black man Of majestic appear.
ance, hanked by a half dozen aids in
uniform. g. ...- =.
+ THAT is President Calico" Edith
told him. -:
AS the curtain fell on the first act
Kirk rose with the others and, accom-
panied BY Mrs. Cortlandt. made his
way down the long passageway and
out into q brightly lighted. highly dec
GRATED foyer, filing now with voluble
people. It was a splendid room, but
he had no eyes for it. His gaze was
nxed upon the welcome open air prom
enade outside, and his fingers fumbled
with his cigarette case.
"Oh, wait, please he heard Edith
say. Il want you to meet some ONE
There, not a yard away, was the girl
Of his dreams demurely bowling to
Edith Cortlandt, her hand upon the
arm Of 9 swarthy man, whom Kirk
knew at once as her father. he felt
the blood rush blindingly to his head,
felt It drumming. at his ears, knew
that be must be staring like man be-
reft. Mrs. Cortlandt was speaking,
and he caught the name ''Garavel" like
bugle call s .s=...1...t
She was the same dainty, DESTROYS
maid he had met in the forest. but now
splendidly radiant and perfect beyond
his imagining. She was no longer the
simple wood sprite. but tiny princess
In filmy white nodded By some master
craftsman. As on that earlier meet
Ing, she was thrilling with some subtle
nirth which dickered on her lips or
danced in the depths Of her great. dark
eyes.
How he ever got through that wild
Introductory moment without making
show OF himself Anthony. never
knew. The general confusion perhaps
helped to hide his emotion. for around
them eddied constant human tide,
through which at last came Mr.. Cort-
landt and the other members OF his
party. Then BY some glorious miracle
Kirk found himself moving toward the
open air at her side. with Mrs. Cort.
landt and the ba mixer IN advance OF
them.
81" Oh. Chiquita,' : he said softly. Il
thought I'd never tind you. I've hunted
everywhere
AT the trennend ous intensity OF his
tone she flashed hinsa startled glance.
Chiquita Is not my name. she said,
ptovingly.
Yes. It is; it must be- can't
think ct You By any other Hasn't It
been tpering AZ my ears ever since
you said It t has nsatly driven me
md Why didn' you come back -
yen pron.iked?'' 5' 81
81 d stephaa e ~ such .
lou person. MI brought 81
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q 4, 80 lisl I
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tort, aI Whlcn :niia h;l1- only. sll sisa
It therefore seemed best to him. to
withdraw from the conversation: tan:
noyingly conducted in English). and IL
few moments later he stalked maies-
tically away. This was just what Kirk
wanted, and he quickly. suggested the
balcony. But Gertrudis was obstinate
must remain with my father" she
said. ,..ss:
May sit beside you. then? Do you
know, I'm going to nestle up to your
father and make him like me-
Again you are speaking Of that sub
ject have known you but an hour,
and you talk Of nothing but my father.
Of me, Of coming to call have lost
all modesty to speak Of those things.
You force me to embarrass myself"
You once spoke of chap your peo
pie had picked opt. It isn't-Alfarez?
She let her dark eyes rest upon his a
moment, and his senses swan. Then
she nodded slowly.
You do not like him ?"
"Just like nose bleed. The day you
and are married Tn going to send
him q wreath Of poison ivy
It pleases you always to joke. '':
No joke about that. You won't give
In. viii you y .
There IS no question Of force nor OF
surrender, senior. I insist now that we
shall speak Of other things
a few moments later he was con
strained to rejoin his hostess party.
When are you going back to Las
Savannah? :" he asked as he reluctantly
arose. 49,
Tomorrow - -:
THE hunting ought to be good"
But she frowned AT him In annoy
ance, and he left her after all without
showing whether he had gained or lost
ground. She was not SO warm and
impulsive as he had supposed Her
girlishness. her simplicity, her LITTLE
American ways. cloaked 1 deep reserys
and hne sense Of the difference Ii
their positions. The plague ef 1t VA
that II anything be was more In love
With the definite and dazzling Gertru.
] dis Garavel than he had. been with the
{ mysteriously atluring Chiquita And
then, too, there was Alfarez!
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A woman has three adjectives.
Sweet or lovely" lawful and
grand. A man has only one. It's
great"
A Philadelphia woman got hot be-
catse her husband made her swa Sow
4, spoonful of taDasco ~a. Ice and is 80
ing ni d:vo.'e.
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Whats the shape of the earth,"
asked the teacher, calling suddenly
upon Willie.
How do you know it's; round?"
"All right said Willie; ITS
square then. don't want to start
any argument about it."-Current
Opinion.
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MEANS SUCCESS


The advertisers on this page asking you in this
way for your cooperation They realize that it is such
.you-men who have wisdom to organize for pro-
lection and advancement Of humane contonswho make
progress possible and asking for your trade in the
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Advertising necessity to the progress Of news
paper and it only natural that advertisers those
mediums which bring the greatest returns the invest
men so it is plainly up to you union men, to demon
strate to these men the value of labor paper,
advertising medium by patronizing them and telling them
why This cooperation and progress both for the
city and labor organizations We bespeak your patronage
for the business institutions represented on this page
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MODESTY.
Watermelons are getting 50 plenty
around Ohar that farmers arc feed
Ing them to the hogs. We had sey-
eral this week.-Obar (New Mexicu)
Progress ~.# f ...a
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OUR DIFFICULT
.,..-....,.~ - LANGUAGE /:

A manikin's a little man 49,.
That simple fact no one would
stump: : $ ~
But a napkins not little nap. r.
And a pumpkins not a pump.
Foundlings are little babies found
That's very plain to any chump;
But striplins's not"a little strip.
And dumpling's not a little dump
A kidlet Is little kid. !. I. ..~,... .. 3.
| That's seen BY cen the dullest nut:
hut hamlets not q little ham,
| And q outlets not little cut. .....$.~
4 princess is q lady prince; -
| But it is not held by any bloat
i That a mattress is a female mat,
Or a buttress 10 a nannygoat :t..
Oh, English, you are strangely made!
You're not a tongue for chumps or
fools!
j.! I'll never master you, I'm afraid
You've more exceptions than you've
rules. - = -
The labor world. [volume] (Duluth, Minn.) 1896-current, 1914-08-15

Johnnie Ito new visitor>-"so you
are my grandma, are your .,s
Grandmother- "Yes, Johnnie!. I'm
your grandma on your fathers side"
Johnnie-''Well, you're on the
wrong side, you'll find that out!"-
Philadelphia Bulletin. ~.
The labor world. [volume] (Duluth, Minn.) 1896-current, 1914-08-15
MODE;SrY,

Greysolon Cigars are good.