New-York tribune. [volume] (New York [N.Y.]) 1866-1924, 1914-02-15

-. ,.me. including Huerta- Uncle joe
,,o,o,,l Charles Murphy, Miss DC
$50 Mt. Grundy. Dame Chance ana
aca,,e" Here the musical talent OF
e,,h FOUND full opportunity as the
M NJ. b.-acters entered the show.
murphy's Woes Poured Out.
or. the air Of Curse OF an Aching
g.sr," chief Murphy poured ou' MS "0'S
As follows:
-..v nnsd. ne think I was BIG Chis''
believed them, too.
80 ,old me things 10 sweu my proc
''.-6 made me think them True
g ,fa,,d the game Of politics
hacked ms man ana lost
"a ~oT' 7 an derenct.
Alone pay the cost
r,,. Colonel also appealed 10 the SYM
u.,h,.s OF the band by a plaintiVe appeal
- song 10 the air Of Take Me Back
-,,, m. back TO your ranks once again
o,os ssslp let m. run the big show.
". - hech and YOU never will lose me-
w. am q winner, YOU know -.s
an tred o. living outside ,he ~ yon!
veu need NE Just as I've neeo OF YOU
q - Won want you. ! need YOU
~. me back and I'll always be true.
NJ, Grundy identified some Of the
-,xtcbful waters" There was Albert
Jeremiah Beverldge. waiting for the peo-
:. 70 appreciate true craftsmanship :
,,s John Lind. the original watchful
waiter" who never got tired Of his joo'
,sogrh some other people do
Asked whether Lind was a visitor III
r,rico. Hucrta replied: Visitor? Hes
regular boarder.
rne,. Joe-"Whst is he doing down
us-t,'
Huerta-"Me 7 guess
Huerta Still in Funds.
Uncle Joc-"Are you nearing the end OF
yo4r resources?
Bu.r,a-'Not a bit % g. The printing
pr.sses are working overtime and the out
M, Of government bonds II good.
Then Hucrta burst into song. 10 the air
- Tie Rambles'.
war I've been President down IN MexlG,q';;
81, now on inrrnauon comes that Will
.in5 ' fti. no ' on the north has stimulated
,-,u Im ,orcls 60 think a, las, vii soon
Dc canncd.
o. then 7 Will rsmbie. rsmbe
m rsrbls an around.
TT safety Two found.
o. then 7 will ramhie. famble,
"a rarb'e but not on my nelNe e'oU"N'
IN thrilling melodrama was told the
yorv 81 tho antitrust plans Of the ad-
mlristra,ion. concluding with an impress
siye tsblcau Of the formal signature OF
The Constitution Of Peace. putting to the
test o. merrimeut the policies and pros
psc,s Of the dominant party.
Trusting the Trusts.
Trusting tho Trusts was the name OF
Tvs melodrama, and the purpose vas dts
closed IN an eloquent prologue.
Her, then. tonight wen strive to mske
most clear ,s,..
Thst hosting trusts may go with kindly
Ira, .ept.i1ent and all that gives good cheer
An. nor apart from what once seemed ra"
Prom busting trusts We turn 20 trust the
thu runs ~. new Nilsonian dispensation'
TINS, ;hat's trusted. u no longer nus,sc
o. ~ IT'S heart can shelter thht schsa''''''
rhs plot opened with Father Trust and
Laughter Industry in hiding. trust is
startled 81 the likeness Of Industry TO
Ter dead sister. Infant lndustrT, VINO
vas 30 beautiful that cher face looked
Ike s. per cent ad valorem.'
Irdusiry-What happened 20 her?
Trust-The Democratic Rcid-throwers
90, her
lndusiry-Did they get YOU. too?
Trlst-No: but they're after me with a
poisoned needle. The word trust is no
onger respected except on so gold
p.ece. and Roosevelt tried 10 take 1t OF
hat
MeReynolds Goes ACQUIRING.
Enter McReynolds. who makes ad-
'ances TO Industry. saying:
! Will ciotho YOU In silks and deck you
In diamonds" 20 which the girl replied;
Never ! know your idea Of clothes.
You want every one 20 dress Ike the
olndfoded lady with the scales
Then McRcynolds tempts the father
l'sinr him 20 dissolve the trusts; keep
par Of What YOU have and draw divi-
oends without voting privileges from the
r-sf
irust-What goodwill that do?
NeReynolds-Am the trust-busters IN
olsross will be put out Of business
my viii have nothing left 20 bust.
'naily. under the fear OF the moo
-'0st Throws himself on the mercy OF tne
NV Interstate Trade Commission-oth-
'"'se the brothers Cheeryble" or the
1.'sfnnent-snd subscribcs TO their con
.''o'ion Of peace" under which the
-" come 10 our commission when they
good
Chief Aim Of the Navy.
IN eoafd tho battleship Friendship was
an examination OF a class OF blue
Ae~ by one Of Secretary Daniels's
Jung welfare workers" and here were
,.,' . o' The questions and answers:
"~t n the chief aim Of the navy
W. knock out the kindergartens.
-. ""a' u naval strategy"
Iylng John Land from Vera cruz to
NOW IL" e
moving 10 the wake Of the ship came