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Omaha daily bee., 1914-02-01

Omaha for New York city today. She
viii sail Wednesday on the Olympic
Mr.. and Mrs Charles Martin leave the
letter part OF next week for Chattanooga
and then to Florida, where they take the
| trip TO Havana and jamaica, They ex-
poet to be gone three weeks.
Mr.. and Mrs. u. Dlmon Bird OF New
York have taken a house at Atlantic City
for two months for the benefit Of their
small daughter, Esther who is recover
ing from mastoditis and pneumonia.
| Mrs. Perley, who has been here with
her daughter, Mrs. Brogan, for some
weeks, goes today to spend week with
her son, MIR. Lyman o. Pcrley, at Fair
Acres and returns to Emporia the end
OF next week
Miss Hammatt OF Roston spent yester-
day in Omaha, tho guest of Mrs. A. l..
Reed. on her way 90 California, IL was
at the girls camp established by Miss
Hammatt's mother on Cape Cod that
Mrs, Reeds daughters spent last summer.
MIR. II. r. Elliott returned yesterday
morning from two weeks In the east,
where In company with MIR. T. c. Byrnc
he attended the National Wholesale Gro
GERS association which met at the wal
dorf In New York. MIR, Elliott also visited
In New York City.
Mrs, r. l.. Klmball and Miss Kimbal
plan 60 leave in about two weeks foI
| Ormonde Beach. Fla. to remain until
the first OF April Mr. and Mrs. Richard
Klmball have been there for some week;
enjoying winter golf on tho iine links
three holes of which are on the Kimbal
place.
The semester examinations Mt the Uni
vcrsity Of Nebraska were completed thii
last week. and the junior prom tool
place Friday evening, so that several o
the students arrived Saturday TO spent
the week end with their parents. Amonl
them were Miss Louise Northrup, Ms
Lulu Mae Coe and Miss Marguerite Mar
shall who brought as her girl guest Mis-
Alice Proudft OF Lincoln.
Mrs. Ben Gallagher and her slater Mrs
MoCaskIll OF Salt Lake City, leave Mon
day for the east, the latter for Washing
ton and the former for New York to sal
next saturday on the Victoria Louise 70
the Panama scrulse with her sons, BE
and Paul Gallagher. Mr.. Frank j. BurlS
ley, Miss Burkley, Miss Mary Burkley, an,
Mr. and Mrs John A. McShane, and Mr.
and Mrs O. G. Redick all leave Monday o
Tuesday for New York to take the sam,
boat for Panama.
Omaha daily bee., 1914-02-01
MANY OMAHA GIRLS TO WED
Five Select Practically the Same
Time to Tell Their Friends.
GLEE CLUB CONCERT ATTRACTS
Many social Events Planned In Con-
nection with the Annual Event
of Creighton Musical Or
HnnIsstion.
CONTINUED from Page Twol

and Mrs, Ben Cotton on Thirty-elghth
avenue.
Mr.. and Mrs Louis Hitler have returned
from a short visit in Kansas City and
Excelsior Springs
Mr., and Mrs. Tom Davis and Mr.. and
Mrs Hosford have returned from week
at Excelsior Springs.
Mr.. and Mrs n. r. Dodge. jr, and
son. Philip. viii go to California the
first part OF February,
DR. and Mrs. Lawrence sldwell and
daughter are visiting with Mr.. and Mrs
A. T. Sidwcl afd family,
MIR. and Mrs. Paul Werhner will leave
this evening for Chicago. New York
Washington and Philadelphia
Mr.. and Mrs. u. H. Howland and Miss
Marjorie Howland left this week for
ak weeks stay In southern Florida.
Mr.. and Mrs w. T. Burns expect TO
leave February for Pinehurst N, c.. to
visit Mr., Burns parents for month.
Mr. and Mrs. Arthur Crittenden smith
and daughters. Misses Helen and Grace,
returned from the east Sunday morning.
| Mr. and Mrs. c. w. Pollatd. who have
been I'm Jamaica, Cuba. and Florida for
tho last month, are expected this even
ing.
Mr. and Mrs, George Bran6eis and Mrs,
Brandeis sister, Miss Loretta Rogers OF
| Chicago. Ill, will spend the month OF
February in New York.
Mrs Robert NJ. Mackay left for Pitts.
burg, Pa, last Thursday to Join her hus'
band, who is representative of the Fair
mont Creamery company in that city
Mrs. Arthur u, Brandeis win arrive
from New York Monday. she will stop
at the Loyal hotel where Mr. Brandeis
has taken quarters for the winter
Mrs. Edward A. Holyoke. jr., and chill
dren. who have been spending severa
weeks here with her sister, Mrs. Rober
HOLSTER. returned Teusday to Madrid
Neb.
Miss Elizabeth wiggin of Pomfret,
Conn, is expected TO arrive the first part
of February TO spend n month or six
weeks with her cousin, Mrs. Clarke
Powell
Mrs, Edward A. Holyoke. jr., who with
her children has been the guest OF her
sister, Mrs. Robert HoIlster, for several
weeks. has returned to her home In Mad.
rid. Neb.
Mrs, Charles Metz and Miss Frances
Hoohstettler departed for the east Thurs
day evening to attend the Junior prom
of Yale university as the guests of Mr.
Philip Metz.
Miss Jean Stirling of Chicago arrives
today to be the guest OF Mr.. and Mrs
Chase and Miss Carmelita Chase. Mis-
Sterling was college mate Of Miss Chas
at Bryn Mawr
Mr.. and Mrs. A. NJ. Borglum hav
Marie unschuid. the Austrian pianis
who appears with the Creighton Glee cluI
next Wednesday, as their guest durinI
her stay in Omaha
Miss callle Mcconnell, who has bee
staying with her brother MIR. r. II. Nc
Conneli, and Mrs. Mcconnell since he
return from her trip, will be at the Col
onial again next week.
Mr.. 7. II. Kimball returned Monda
from Washington, where he attended
board meeting OF the directors OF tn
American Institute of Architects, o
which he is vice president.
Miss Kate Ellen Bond. 1925 Farnan
street. the Brandeis' stores cashier ant
timekeeper, who will receive a life in
come from a large English estate, Ieave
Omaha daily bee., 1914-02-01

Lindsey reported the progress of the
work in Douglas county and Miss Flora
Dunlap told of the work in Iowa.
The Political Equality league will en-
tertain the Mems league, as well as the
other two suffrage associations, at a
tea in the council chamber of the city hall
Thursday evening. A short program will
be rendered.
The Major Isaac Sadler chapter of the
Daughters of the American Revolution
meets Saturday at the home of Mrs. e.
G. Eldridge. The program will be ar
ranged by Mrs. e. L. Delaney. The
guests Of the club will be Mrs. A. K.
Gault, vice president general of the ma
tional organization. and Mrs. c. H. Aull,
state vice regent.
The Omaha chapter of the Daughters
of the American Revolution will meet
| Tuesday afternoon at the home Of Mrs.
Edward Porter Peck A Lincoln program
will be given and delegates elected for
| the Continental congress to be held in
Washington In April
The Omaha Story Tellers league will
meet at the public library Thursday at
AIS. Miss Eloise Hills, leader of the
program, will tell a selected story; Mrs.
o. f. Chittenden. I'm the Desert OF
Waiting" and Mrs. Byron Clark, the
Neuremburg story.
The George A. Custer Woman's Relief
corps will entertain the LENDERS of its
| post Tuesday evening at the home of
the president, Mrs. Emma ]. Clark, in
Florence.
The George A. Custer Womans Relief
corps entertained at surprise party in
honor of Mrs. Augustus Lockner at her
home. The members brought large
quantity of flowers for the guest of
honor Cards, story telling and music
were INDUCED in. Members Of the post
were also present.
A regular meeting of the u. s. Grant
woman's Relief, corps. No. 1O4, will be
held Tuesday at p. IN. at Memorial hall
in the court house.
Prof F. M Fling of the University oi
Nebraska will give the fifth lecture In
his series, "Cavour and the Unity OF
Italy," Monday, at the Central High
school, at 4 p. m.
The Benson Woman's club met Thurs
day at the home Of Mrs. r. 8. Beasley
The program was on Cuba" The life
and customs of the people was the sub
ject of paper by Mrs. A. Brooks; polit
ical situation, by Mrs. F. s. King; eco
| nomic history since 1898 by Mrs. Cuyler
end Havana, by Mrs. Charles Haffke
Mrs. S. w. Wright was elected to fill
, the vacancy of vice president.
The Benson Baptist Missionary societ,
} will hold meeting at the home OF Mrs
! Tuttle Thursday. General Survey o
Foreign Work" will be the subject dis
cussed.
Z Members Of the Benson Presbyterian
> church entertained at an apron an
overall party" Tuesday and Wednesda
Omaha daily bee., 1914-02-01
FIVE ARE BEING HELD FOR
STEALING FIVE CHICKENS

r. l.. Baratt, Frank Mandacino and
Robert. Mike and Flora Stevens, 252l
North Seventeenth street. were arrested
Friday night for the theft of five chick
ems. The suspects and the chickens are
being held for further investigation.
Omaha daily bee., 1914-02-01


'le Sunday vesper service at the Youne
Women's Christian association will h.
addressed by Or, Edwin Harte Jenkg OF
the First Presbyterian church, who viii
give talk on Palestine illustrated bv
siereoptieon views. Following the VesDer
service will be the usual social hour.
when light refreshments are served and
slrls are given an opportunity TO meet
and know each other. Miss Laurancc
Will be hostess.
on Tuesday evening the building v4i'
be open to tho general public. There III
be demonstrations in the gymnasium.
domestic science and domestic arts de-
partmenis, and "A reception WI be hclh
on the second floor
"Wednesday eveni1g the Blue Bird
Camp Fire group. under inc gIar4ianghiI
or aiss CO -mclite Chase. WI clve m
~ ia nncpt +" tho auCtorlurl Tho ~
" 70 rresentati ms ~ "icverygirl''
ard ~ iavafha.' ana "a ceremonial meet
irg. AZ th's time seven Girls wiz be-o.~l
FlrfmaFerS p-T receive the bracelet
cf he org ui@atcn
The TfcH OF February 10 Z rs lcu
:or scccrd term ciassch Sow c.a"ses N
gym1asiam cook MS, sewils. LANGUAGE
Dramatic c'ub chorus, etc tcsin Fe1-
rraiy o.
Nonfsy. February o tho asaoeiatlog
valentine Tarty VIII he h,ld.
Omaha daily bee., 1914-02-01
Western Auto Men
to Visit Omaha Show

Clarke q. Powell, manager OF the
Omaha Automobile show. has returned
from Chicago where he had been attend
ing the auto show there. MIR Powell says
the Chicago event was a success and that
he learned several innovations which he
will introduce at the Omaha exhibition.
MIR. Powell also says many OF tho Me-
braska dealers did not attend the Chi
cago event because they are waiting for
the Omaha show which will be Just as
complete as the larger one.
Omaha daily bee., 1914-02-01
What
Women Are
Doing in the World
Club Calendar.

Club Calendar.
SUNDAY-Young woman's Christian as
sociation vesper service 4:29 D. m; Clio
Study club, Miss Ida Kuakofsky host
MONDAY-Philosophy and Ethics depart
ment of the Omaha Womans club, open
program meeting; Prof. +. M Fling
lecture on "Cavour and the Unity OF
Italy" Central High school. 4 p. m. ;
Persian history class, public library,
10 a. m.
TUESDAY - Tuesday Morning Musical
club, Mrs. Louis Nash hostess; J. Law
rie Wallace, lecture at art exhibit. pub
lie library; current topics department
Omaha " oman's club, kensington, Mrs.
partment South Omaha Woman's club,
open house, Young Woman's Christian
association; Y. S. Grant Womens Re-
lief Corps, Memorial hall; New story
Tellers' league, public library, Ais D.
m; French history class, public library,
1880 p. M; Omaha chapter Daughters of
American Revolution, Mrs coward T.
Peck hostess; George A. Custer Wo-
mems Relief Corps, Mrs. E. j. Clark
hostess.
DNESDAY-Omaha Suffrage associa-
ton, Barlght hall, 2:30 p. m. Mu Sigma,
Mrs. G. w. Noble hostess; Dundee Wo-
mans club, Mrs. f. w. Carmichael
hostess literature department Omaha
Woman's club, Art Gild lecture by J.
childrens story hour, 4 p. m; Book Re-
view club, Mrs. Fred Pearce hostess
Blue Bird girls entertainment, Young
Woman's Christian association.
THURSDAY - Omaha story Tellers'
league, public library, 4:15 p. m; Z. E.
o. society, Mrs. f. w. Lehnhoff host
ess; Political Equality tea, council
chamber city hall; Senior Art society,
public library, 10 a. M; decorative art
class, public library, I p m; Emma
Hoagland Flower mission; Benson
Baptist Missionary society, Mrs. Tuttl,
hostess.
FRIDAY - French department, omaha
Womans club; Central and Monmouth
Park Mothers Welfare league; Thomas
r. Kimball, lecture at art exhibit, p
m; Dorcas Sewing club, Mrs. l.. Mel
son hostess; mothers culture depart
ment South Omaha Woman's club
French history, public library 10 a. m.
civics class, public library, 1880 p. m.
SATURDAY--Major Isaac Sadler chap.
ter Daughters of the American Revo-
luton, Mrs. Il. G.. Eldridge hostess.
Omaha daily bee., 1914-02-01
Personal Mention.

A daughter was born to Mr. and Mrs.
J. ]. Singer Friday,
Mr. G. y. STUNT who has been con-
fined for three weeks at the Nicholas
Omaha daily bee., 1914-02-01

tion. are planning a big dinner to be
given next month.
On Friday, January %, a new chapter
of the Daughters of the American Revo-
luton was organized at Weeping Water,
Neb., and named the Jonathan Case
chapter. Mrs. A. X. Gault of Omaha,
vice president general of the Daughters
of the American Revolution of Nebraska,
and Mrs. Warren Perry. state regent of
the Daughters of the American Revolu-
ton were present The formal organiza-
ton was perfected at the home of the
organizing regent Mrs. II. j. Wicker
sham. The new chapter was opened by
the use of the formal Daughters of the
American Revolution ritual service. and
a few appropriate remarks were made
by Mrs. NJ. j. Wickersham She then in
troduced the state regent Mrs. Warren
Perry, who gave an address relative to
the objects and time OF the Daughters Of
the American Revolution in the state. Mrs.
AK. Gault was next introduced and spoke
of the national organization, the missions,
vast achievements and marvellous growth
through the United States. Following
are the officers and members of Jona-
than Cass chapter:
| Regent. Mrs. NJ ]. Wickersham; vice
regent, Mrs. c. T.. Tefft; secretary, Miss
Grace Teegarden; treasurer, Mrs l. w
Teegarden; register. Mrs. NJ. NJ. Butler;
historian, Mrs. j, M. Teegarden.
Omaha daily bee., 1914-02-01

scnn hospital, has improved sufficiently
TO be removed to his home.
Omaha daily bee., 1914-02-01

HE philosophy and ethics de-
partment of the Omaha Wom-
ems club will present the pro-
gram at the open meeting
Monday afternoon. Mrs. Mary
b. Newton is leader of the
Omaha daily bee., 1914-02-01

Key to the sltutiaon-Bee Advertising.
Omaha daily bee., 1914-02-01

evenings. The women of the congrega-
tion. are planning a big dinner to be
given next month.
Omaha daily bee., 1914-02-01

The appointment of Mrs d. C. Craig
head for assistant factory inspector OF
Nebraska has been endorsed by the
Omaha Suffrage association and the so
cial science department of the Omaha
Woman's club
Omaha daily bee., 1914-02-01

The state regent, Mrs. Warren Perry
of Fairbury was the guest of Fontenelle
chapter, Daughters of the American Rev
olution. at Plattsmouth, Friday evening,
January %, when they entertained the
members and a large number of guests
at delightful musicale at the home ol
Mrs. Leona Brady. Following the musi
Gale Mrs. Perry gave the daughters ar
address upon the aims, objects and ac,
complishments of this patriotic organ
ization in this state and the nation
While in the city Mrs. Perry was a guest
at the home of Mrs Hit Wescott
Omaha daily bee., 1914-02-01

The Anthony Suffrage, league Of Ben
son met Friday evening at the home OF
Mrs. z. 7. Lindsey. a review Of Prof,
T. NJ Filings suffrage lecture vas given
hy Mrs. +. u. King and OF DR. w. \.
Evans talk by Miss DeEtte Mason. Mrs.
Omaha daily bee., 1914-02-01

Lindsey reported the progress of the
work in Douglas county and Miss Flora
Dunlap told of the work in Iowa.
Omaha daily bee., 1914-02-01

Members of the Benson Presbyterian
church entertained at an apron and
overall party" Tuesday and Wednesday
Omaha daily bee., 1914-02-01

The Omaha Woman's Suffrage associa-
tion meets Wednesdays at 2:sO p. m. at
Baright hall. Regular business will be
transacted, following which a review Of
current topics in tho suffrage world will
be given by Mrs. l. Connor. and read
inG from Jack London with regard to
suffrage by Mrs. Herher. Mccoy.
Omaha daily bee., 1914-02-01

The Political Equality league will en-
tertain the Mems league, as well as the
other two suffrage associations, at a
tea in the council chamber of the city hall
Thursday evening. A short program will
be rendered.
Ceredo advance. [volume] (Ceredo, W. Va.) 1885-1939, 1914-09-23
Pointed Paragraphs.

To reform the world, begin
at home.
Success comes to some men in
spite of themselves.
Wisdom is what others suspect
that you don't know.
All the world loves lover be-
cause 1t loves free show.
In a manner speaking, the
dentist IS a dealer in extracts.
Few men smoke tor the sole pur-
pose of burning their money.
Never judge the age of women
or eggs by outward appearance.
Don't talk to a woman. All she
expects you to do Is sit and listen.
When Father Time tries TO over
take a woman she makes faces at
him.
Often woman's reason for doing
something Is she hasn't any.
Gossip is what others says about
you; what you say about others is
news.
If you have been foolish most of
your life. brace up and try to be
sensible for change.
Lots of people who try to forget
yesterday look forward to to. NOR
row, but fail to include to-day.
Ceredo advance. [volume] (Ceredo, W. Va.) 1885-1939, 1914-09-23
New Postmasters.

Washington, Sept. 12.-Appoint-
ments of new fourth claes post
masters throughout West Virginia
Will soon be made. Beginning in a
few days a new lot of postmsst
may be expected to be appointed
every day till the entire list Is com
pleted.
By an order of President Taft,
issued in Novep Der, 1912, all
fourth class postmasters were
placed OIL the classified list,
which means that they were
placed under civil service regula-
tlone. Soon after President VIII.
son came into office he revoked
1t and ordered a general civil ser
vice examination for fourth class
poatmasters.
1t Is ANNOUNCED that appoint
ments will be made as rapidly as
possible with the clerical force at
the command Of the civil service
commission and the post office
department. Certainly new APP
pointments may be expected about
every day for several weeks, begin
mining in few days.
Ceredo advance. [volume] (Ceredo, W. Va.) 1885-1939, 1914-09-23
rheumatism Pains STOPPED

The first application of Sloan's Lini-
ment goes right to the painful part-it
penetrates without rubbing-it stops the
rheumatic pains around the joints and
gives relief and comfort. Don't suffer |!
Get bottle today! 1t is family med
lclne for all pains, hurts, bruises, cuts,
sore throat, neuralgia and chest pains.
Prevents infection. Mr.. Chas H. Went.
worth, California, writes: 1t did won
ders for my rheumatism. pain is gone as
soon as l apply it. l recom1T ended it TO
my friends as the best Liniment 1 ever
used. Guaranteed. 25c at your drug.
gist. adv
Ceredo advance. [volume] (Ceredo, W. Va.) 1885-1939, 1914-09-23
Does Not Understand Us.

Bro. Rife, of the Wayne News,
does not seem TO understand us.
While of course the Republican
party is the head of the ticket
championed by this paper, as far as
the county candidates are concerned
they are on-partisan-one- half be-
ing Democrats-and the county
ticket il therefore non-partisan.
Yes, Wayne county Republicans
have thrown politics to the "fore
Winds" as it were, and have re.
solved to support men rather than
party, in county matters, this fall,
And We believe there are many hun
dreds of Democrats who will do
likewise. People are becoming more
independent every day and we be-
lieve there will be found enough
voters who would like a fair divis-
ion of Wayne county offices this
fall to give the ticket composed of
both Republicans and Democrats a
large majority.
IT'S folly to charge that the Re-
publican party of Wayne county,
which is a little in the minority, is
"bossed." The Democratic parry
may have bosses in this county, but
not the Republican party. Why,
every nominee of the Republican
party in this county was made a
candidate TO he voted for in next
Novemb Der, by acclamation-was the
unanimous choice. At least il there
was any opposition the same was
not made known. Bossism No.
such thing could scarcely occur in
delegate convention when all
nominations are made unanimous.
If Cooper and Shott proposed
making county nominations at the
time the Republican primary for
the nomination was made for con-
gress, we were not informed of the
fact. They may have done so, IN
order to reduce the expense to
themselves; but the county commit
tee knowing, perhaps, that the Re
publicans were not so hungry for Of.
fee as some Democrats and not know
ing of many candidates concluded
1t was the thing to do this year to
let county delegate convention de
eide whether or not 1t would be
better to divide the offices and nom
mate what We consider a non. parti-
san ticket. This the convention
did.
Now, let those who have indie
peDdence about their makeup and
who like 20 see fair division Of the
Offices vote and work for the nomi.
nees on the Republican ticket. ANY
county is better governed by not
electiDg all the officers all the time
Of one party.
Ceredo advance. [volume] (Ceredo, W. Va.) 1885-1939, 1914-09-23

The Republicans gained 30, 600
votes in the recent election held in
Maine and the Progressives lost
$1,000 votes. The Democratic
candidate for governor was elected
by plurality of 1857. Repub j.
cans elected three out of the four
cOngressmen.
Ceredo advance. [volume] (Ceredo, W. Va.) 1885-1939, 1914-09-23

ALL Democratic legislation having
failed utterly to bring in enough
money to run the Government, Pres
ident Wilson now plans to impose
a war tax on the people. What
does the average man think of this
Ceredo advance. [volume] (Ceredo, W. Va.) 1885-1939, 1914-09-23
Philadelphia Neutrality.

There is TO be neutrality with a
vengeance In the Philadelphia pub
lie schools. The authorities, in
order to ''prevent dissension among
the school children and maintain
peace in the class ROOM" have for
hidden all reference to war, and
have even ordered that lessons In
geography be restricted TO countries
not in the war zone.
The problem for which this dras-
tic solution is intended j. real one
in nearly every public school in the
United States. Where parents are
divided in their war sympathies
children are sure to share their
prejudice, aud there is danger
of troublesome outbreaks in the
schools. But that is no reason for
educators losing their heads and
making neutrality farce, while ig
noring duty and opportunity.
This is the time To teach children
geography and history. The war,
with lis swift movements, its eras-
ure of boundary lines and its tre-
mendous human interests, gives life
and color to unmeaniDg maps.
Show the children where the battles
are, where the armies are marching,
what victory or defeat means in ter
ritory, and the dullest will grasp
the geography of Europe. Tell
them of the nations engaged, the
rulers arrayed against each other,
the national interests at stake, even
the racial prejudice and passions
involved; point out by living ex-
ample, the barbarism of war at its
best, the false glories of conquest
and the wretchedness and ruin of
defeat and history, which to most
pupils is but barren names and
dates, will be a story full Of the
pulsing blood of human life.
This surely can be done without
tanning the flames of hatred if it il
done in spirit of fairness and con
Citation. And here lies the great op.
portunity of the teaching profes-
slon-the privilege of driving home
to the whole rising generation the
horror and folly of war and the
glory and wisdom of peace.
1t is the very time, of all times,
to inculcate our national ideal of
the brotherhood of nations. Even
the most passionate of juvenile par
tisans should be able TO see that,
whatever be the present compulsiou
to war in the European fatherland,
here In America there is pity and
sympathy for all, and a resolute and
universal desire to make this the
last great war-a desire whose full
fillment, perhaps, rests with those
very children.-Parkersburg Di.-
patch News.
Ceredo advance. [volume] (Ceredo, W. Va.) 1885-1939, 1914-09-23

WHAT is the net results of all the
tariff linkering and other legisla-
ton which the Democrats have
forced upon the people? 1t has not
produced sufficient revenue to equal
Democratic expenditures. 1t bas
thrown hundreds of thousands of
men out of employment 1t has
torn mp business the county, over.
Tie necessities of life have steadily
gone up.
Isn't it about time for the md
Yidudl voter TO decide to pa, a stop
to this by his ballot in November?
Ceredo advance. [volume] (Ceredo, W. Va.) 1885-1939, 1914-09-23

new Democratic plan to add another
burden TO the high cost of living?
1t is said tina laughter will cure
indigestion; but the trouble Is
when a man has indigestion he
doesn't feel like laughing. Tit
Bits.