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Nord stern. [volume] (La Crosse, Wis.) 1856-1921, 1914-05-22

~ AtCN ~ ANAA1% \ "
Seniperoturen binauf hts su Der oes
9ampIes; uno lie beuust oieie 8ereid)t'
rln9 ibrer Mittel, UNI iih leoer 9tntur ans
aupalien, Der Itarfen iomobl ME Der
I d ~ a d en-, uno erblldt 9eraoe in oieier
MDglifteit lid a%nSupaien Elm Sauptmittei,
ba nod su hetlen, mo frilber Setlung un-
mogilh ldteu.
@eben mir nun CUR Nnmenoun9 oes @aIs
iers liber uno beipre6en Die Il III 6la sc
uno &tdelun9en.
ye9t man auf einen entSlinoeten 3bett /.
y. BET elmer SalsentSlinoun9, aui Den Sals
elnen ttblen, ieadten llneidta9, 10 erlpdrmt
iih Der lebtere lehr baIo, inoem er Die
gSdrme oes entsinoeten 5beiGs an lid siebt.
@r beiDroert ben 2(biIuB Der I'M franten
Sheile nn9ebduften Ndrme uno plrtt auf
oieie g2eiie flblenb, Die GntSiinoung
permtnberno B, Die Shmeraen Tim
oernb. ST II warm seiporoen, 10 bort
feline que Wirfung auf. uno er muB 10 DIT
erneuert ueroen ais er lih ertparmt,
penn er iort8eieBt Slblung uro Glnoerun9
ipenoen ioll.
lRIt Der Nnpeuouna bieies fihlenoeu
llmiflages mare Jeood1 Der Bebanoluna Der
GntslInoun9 ntht genii4t, oenn leoer prts
Ii he n 8ehanolun9 io1l cine a Zig { metne
our Seite itchfn. ties geihieht oaourdl,
oaB man auu Dem iibri9en aorper, poer me-
ni9ltens einen 9r0Beren 3beil oeiielben, nit
einem llmihlag bele9t, D. b. man mnft eiite
9etbpideGun9 (lnterlelbspidelunQ)
ooer, p9nu man nod itdrter ciutuirten mill,
eineu ii II N y { mtdei. Sit fSle be pprs
bauoen, 10 miro Die Wideluug 9eruefieIt.
Iohato tie 10 I nj gerporoen (ipann Dies gu
qeideben bat, oas rtftet iif Qani mad Der
Stdrte pes Siebers). SIT tein Iieber od,
10 io1 Der 8ifel Idnger Iie9en bIeiben, etiun
IL Stunoen, un0 Damn erneuert meroen.
9ieier lanQcr liegenoe llmih!a8 ent5iebt
@nfanos e~benialls Die gSdrme. Ieood nur
10 lonae, big CT anf Soften Der &0rperiuIrme
mnrm Qeiuoroen. Nl5onnn bemirtt er cine
Nuiiuuur9 Der Nduptip0rmc, iniol9e 0elien
iih Die 8lut9eidbe Der 0aut eripeitern uro
Das DE Saul in greBercr N{en9e ourdb=
itrOmenoe Bint nun Der ySllfun9 oes I'M
ldlaQee u%nterporien plr0 D. b. Die & rd II +
bcitsItpffe, pelhe es enthalt, fperoen
Qefolt uno nit Der 3elt au59el die
Rem.
1emgem1B untcriheioen mir 5tueiers
lei llmihld0e: !. Den flhlenoen mad
Der eriten grmdrmuug III pftielnocnj uno
.. ben LANCER lieaenoen lid mebr uuo mebr
e%ripdrmenoen, 10 ienoeu). 9ieic Smei
Nrten iinQ fortdt tpobl auseinnnoer gu bal=
ten, oenn 3ued uno 2~Sirfuu9 beioer lit 9dnS@
lid peri6teoen.
Nuf in anoeren SeSiehungen unteriheis
ben tic Iih. 5alien mir Die unteridieoe tur5
~suinmmeu. 10 limb es 6oIgenoe:
Ser tihtenbe llmihlng 1T perhaltni6'
mdBla bid, eenn er beltebt aus pier bis
fiinfiaher Seinpdno; er tulro nur mnBl 9
ausgcpunoen (entbdlt nebr Naiier). uur
nit etlpps oilnnem Jlanell ooer gar nlht
beocdt, uuo 9epedielt iobaIo er parnt plro
(uno nift mehr tiiblt.)
Ser LANCER fieaenoe unlihlas oasegen lit
oiinner, bsitebt aus ein' bis oreiiaher
2einpano, ie nab Der Stdrie eerieiben uno
Nord stern. [volume] (La Crosse, Wis.) 1856-1921, 1914-05-22

Der Gi9entpdrme beg @atienten; er wiro
siemll6 tart ausaemunoen. entbdIt peui-
ger g9niier, nit 6lanea gut beoedt, nit
ltartem uno n0tbtgenianS in ooppelter
Shtht, uno bIelbt l1n9er lie9en, Elm
bis ituei Stunben, uuter llnlitdnoen nod
LANCER.
Ser LANCER Iieeenoe lImihlug muB ior9'
fnltig, D. b. 10 0n9ele9t peroen, onB Der
llmihIug ipiuobl als Der umbilenoe 0to'
nell lbernl gut auIhtieBt. oafntt Der
2uft5utritt mDafihit 9ebinoert weroe
uno Die @r.u1rntung mOglidlt bnlo ertol9e.
gu benz Suede Miro Der 6lanell audi NIT
Siderheitsnaoeln befeiti9t; ojeie meroen
Der Ndnae mad nid)t Der Guere nab, ein9es
iibrt. oamit Die 6lanellenoen nidt auseins
anoerpcihen. 9ie 9eiuipanb. pelhe 81
llmibIdgen 9erommen miro. let nidt neu,
bart, fem un0 biht, ionocrn ait. ourd
oteles gSaIden ueid 9etpproen, pon gro
herer @rt uno, niht gu oer9elien. loder
Qeipebt, oanlit Die &rontbeitsoinlte abSlehen
fonneu. Sci Anlpenoung titbleuoer um'
IhllGe nimint man minoeitens 0eren iipet
in @ebraud): i9ihreno Der cine auf Der
franfen Ste1e Iie9t. lit Der dnoere i'm WaiE
fer uilu. i'm @efief. 9as @aiier, rpeibes
ourh Die llmIhla9e perunretnt1t nIro, lpu
tdalih mehrntals erneuert iueroen. Ute
llmihld9e iperoen auBeroem td9iIh NIT
Seize uno pnrmem Gdiier ausgemaihen
uno an Der 9uit 9etrotuet. 9as @leide
gift BON allen ltbri9eE umldld9en.
90Bt Die 6 utS ii II B nm g poer ods Ste'
Der mad, 10 iollen Die l~lmid)lnae, ent'
ipretenh her Nbnabn1e Der SiBe, lGuger
uno ldnqer liegen bleiben. Hui oteie
g9eiie miro Der ti%blenoe lmitIag ale
moblig 81 einem langoduernoen uno
I q ( n " \ q ~ MNr2 NIT h;plnf1 pfOfn1 1pf
98alieronnenoun9en, nit cinem blsdlen
Bertrand onaepenoet, Nlles be1uirft pers
ben lam lit einfad erltaunll6 gu
nennen.
Sic @o6ttboteu oes talten
@aiiers.
Sn Der heiBen Spmmersleit aieht iih
leoes @eitopi l~nltinttiu suritf IN Die aiible
uub erbolt lih germ ettpdS I'M Sdatten. Nlt
uno SUNG perlangen nab elmer @rfriIhung,
nldt nur fir Die ourltiQe Sehle. Ipnoeru
aut mad einer Nuifriihun9 oes 9anSen
Geibes. ga fperoen benin nieoer einmal
Die 3eihe uno 6liiie auf9eiuht poer Die
8aoennltalten benugt. Seoermann, Der es
le periuht bat, it'd talt 81 BADEN, fueiB
fpelh e%rTrlidenotn 9teis oas tdlte Nnlier
auslibt. g9ie toumt es wobl. oab elm tolteS
Qlao poer idon cine talte Nbmaihung 10
ppbltbuenbe @irfun9eu austbt? Die er.
frilhcnoen ~gSirtun9en oes taItea 8aiIers
limb obne 5rage Dem @iuiluB ber nie0rIgen
Iemperatur SuSuifreiben, melhe ourh Die
Saut auf Die inTtpatbtiden Reruencens
tren dusgeiibt mIro.
9ns 9roBe ipmpatbiide T%eruencentrum
nber contrpllrt Die 8lutgef0Be Die
9riien, has Ser5, Die 5unttion Der
Qusf6etouu9en. turs ole 2ebeus.
unttionen oes Sorpers. @ebirn uno
Rudenmart uno bnrum a1e Hfrpen peroen
in munoerbnrer Meiie beeinfluBt burh Die
Ipmpothiihen Nerpen. Weroen oann ourh
fort0eieste eroBe Sise unb itarte GusThei-
ouu9 bic @efdBe uno Nerpen ihloii uno Der
Nord stern. [volume] (La Crosse, Wis.) 1856-1921, 1914-05-22
8oItsratb. ga @roiie. Bis.

Gin Gapter ii6er6 os ~ Her ofs Seifmtter rno ais ff6es pom Iamen
2Iotarefentenen oos 9roete. pie 2soPft6oten YES karten 2SoGers. %"
Aotponertrt1r Bum Saot6ooe. nte GIN e II 2 4 l. Butb, Ger
25e9ritnoer ser 2oturPetrRunroe 5u fo9en pfe9e 9b6ren -ober o"db
2Sifrcno Rro it mo 8 6oraRter.
Nord stern. [volume] (La Crosse, Wis.) 1856-1921, 1914-05-22

vi mn - Sk fhlANHNAA~AN~H
MLaw/X Satte oas Seranh@
/IW qen fiir5tih einer
F~ &prleiung BON Shnen
hjer be~iiuuphnen u1o babel Sbre perlons
lid1c Qefanntidhait su matben, lnoem lb
Shnen aber nad benz @prtrage unter 10
ntelen Nnberen ppr9eitelIt puroe 10 lpers
Den sic it'd meinel Iuphl fdum mob ertn@
uern. Sn oen Gblcagosr 3eitungen luurs
Den sic ais Der N III ertfantb DE
Gneipp4 be5eifnet, uno bauptlahlldl
Dies peraulaBte MID gu benz Seludl Der
0orleiunN, Die mir febr 9cfiel. Settber
aehore i'd aud su Sbrcn ltdnoi9en Selern,
uro ieit oieier 3eit 1T mir aud TEN Wort
pom S9ren 0eiuHobeitsartiteln ent9an9en,
oans bcipnoers niht ppr Shrem origlnels
len uno 10 unper9letdllf lcbrreihen
8rieftaiten.
Son leber mar i'd, %meni9itcns thep'
retli d, Elm Nnban9er Der gSalierhetls
tuuoe, ober nit Der prdttiif Ell VIM
pcpouuQ oerielben bat es bel mir linnter
nod cebaot.t, uno penn sic 9eIegenlld)
I'M 8rjcttalten cine fleine llcberlid1t lber
blc clcmentarlten @ulier NpplltntiDnen gu
S1eil;lueden brinQen milroen, 10 mare es
mir, unc luobl audi manh aHoeren Shrer
neucrcn geicr, sur SSreuof uno sum AuBeu.
Gdpn sum &oraus mpd1te ib 3bnen Ilr
oieie SnIrnttipn I'M u y 6 Der @Giers
heiltunoc ennteu, uno ucriprcdlen non
Jest an bic 3beprie in Die Yrarls ult5us
leRen."
@eroe in 7Sollruoem neriud]en, oieiem
Munidl ndhau!pmmen. a%llerolnQs nur III
QcordnQtcr 5Saiiun9, Bonn e5 1T Elm gar gro
Bes SbcTd. 3uerlt @ttuus ltbfr;
9as &uiier ais &eitmtttet i'm
Nugem einen.
Sic ueuere 9taturbeilmethooe bat sint
lleberblid iiber bic &er9angenbett Ith nit
GrfolQ bemilht, ons 3uuglitle pom ll1taugs
Ild,en III ipnoern lno gum 5Hu9ilt,n man
Dies wldJtlge Meue blniuSuingen. Sic 1T
II. Il. Su Der GrtsnntulB 9etontnien, oaB IS
eur 0ciiur9 uift t!ns .iothlg II, paltuoe
anmenounQsiprmen fir Den e~inSelneu Sail
Al peroronen uno oeren Sduer 81 belttnls
men, Ipnperu onB Elm 6auptdu9ennert audi
oaraui al rid)teu III, ole Z emperaturs
arab ots gSnIiers pniieno 5u mdblen, uno
Stuor le mad Der 9iatur oes 3r1nten, Der Art,
oaB J. y. Die trdftige @onitttutlon nlt
III b le re NJ, Die mttteltrGftt9e NIT
abgei@redtern M, Die d ~ a Cd 1t d NIT
Iauem Nalier gu behanoeln II. sic bat
ferner 9elernt, oaB in manher TGI!eu nltt
nit &arme, @ntstehun g. lpnoern mt
8drmes Ii b r pprSu9eben III, lpenn
@rfclac ersieIt fuerben iolleu, lei IS III 5Sorm
fuarmer umihld9e, rparner BGoer ODER oes
Tampfes. Somlt hlben mir nidt riur Die
8ebauoluna nit faltem WaIler, nit ahges
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RI Sans 90. III
D, SII.,
Ihreibt mir in einent
reht liebensmurot9
9ebaltenen Brteie Il.
". 5Solsenoes:
n%jel9eebrter 9err
@eiunobeitsratb
Satte oas &eranhs
qen tlratih elner
9Sprleiun9 bon Sbnen
The Era-leader. [volume] (Franklinton, La.) 1910-current, 1914-09-24

thefeon; said mortgage or mortgages.
bond or bonds to be paid out of the net
receipts Of said canal and lappurtenances
thereof after the payment OF operating
expenses. and that the said Board OF
Conmios ;onerS Of the Port of New Or
leans re empowered to fix charges tor
tolls III said canal and for charges TO al
vessels InOoring against the banks ~ SAID
canal.
Section 3. BE it further resolved, etc,
That the foregoing sections are self
operative, and the Board Of CommIsSion-
ers of the Port Of New Orleans ana the
city Of New Orleans shall, by ordinance
or otherwise, carry the same INTO effect.
Section T. Be it further resolved, etc,
That at the congressional election to be
held in this State on the first Tuesday
following the first Monday in November,
1914, the foregoing amendment to the Con-
StitutiOn Of the State shall be submitted
to the electors of the State; that on the
official ballot to be used at said election
shall be placed the words: For the Board
OF Commissioners Canal Amendment"
and the words: against the Board Of
Commissioners Canal Amendment and
every eIector shall indicate his vote on
the proposed amendment, as provided by
the general election laws of this State.
l.. f. THOMAS,
Speaker Of the House of Representatives.
THOMAS G. BARRETT,
Lieut. Governor and President of Senate.
Approved: July 9, 10l4.
L. e. HALL,
Governor Of the State Of Louisiana.
\ true copy:
ALVIN r. HEBERT Secretary Of State
The Era-leader. [volume] (Franklinton, La.) 1910-current, 1914-09-24
ACT NO. $50.
House Bill No. 153-By Mr.. Genereliy

AN ACT
TO define motor vehicles and to provide
for their registry. and imposing a
license therefor: and providing penal
ties for any violations Of this act; and
An Act whereas it is intended to have
this Act ratified by an amendment to
the Constitution of the State. Therefore
Section /. Be It enacted by the General
Assembly Of the State Of Louisiana, two
thirds Of all the members elected to each
House concurring, That motor vehicle Is
defined to be any vehicle operated by any
power other than muscular power, and
designed and intended for use on public
highways, roads and streets. Motor We
hicles are classified into three subdivisions.
Any motor vehicle used exclusively in COM
merce for the carrying or transporting or
merchandise on the public highways, roads
and streets is classified as a motor truck.
Any motor vehicle containing only two
running wheels arranged tandem. is claS-
siffed az a motorcycle. All other motor
vehicles are classified as motor cars.
Section 2. Be it further enacted, etc,
That every owner of motor vehicle which
shall he operated or driven upon public
highways Of this State. shall, except as
herein otherwise expressly provided, cause
to be filed by mail or otherwise in the
office of the Secretary Of State an appli-
cation for registration on blank to be
furnished by the Secretary of State fol
that purpose, containing ta) brief de-
scription Of the motor vehicle to be regis,
tered, Including the name of the manu-.
facturer and factory number of such We
hicle, the character and amount of The
motive power, stated in figures Of horse.
power, given. where practical, in accord
anca with the rating established by thu
Association of Licensed Automobile Man
ufacturers; CD the name, residence, in
Guiding parish and business address o
the owner of such motor vehicle; {c) pro
vided, that If such motor vehicle is to b.
used solely for commercial purposes tn
applicant shall so certify.
Section 3. BE it further enacted etc
Upon the receipt Of an application TO
registration of a motor vehicle as provid
ed in Section g the Secretary Of Stat
shall file such application in his office an
register such motor vehicle or vehicles
with the name, residence and bushes
address Of the owner, manufacturer o
dealer. as the case may be, together wit
the facts stated in such application, in
book or index to be kept for the purpose
under the distinctive number assigned
such motor vehicle by the Secretary {
State. which book or index shall be ope
to public inspection during reasonab
business hours
Section 4. Be 1t further enacted, etc
Upon the fling of such application an
The Era-leader. [volume] (Franklinton, La.) 1910-current, 1914-09-24
ACT NO. 1852.
House Bill No. 613-By Mr., Generally
AN ACT

House Bill NO. bl3-By MI. NeHeielly.
AN ACT
Authorizing the Board of Directors of the
Public Schools of the Parish Of Or
leans to issue Two Million Dollars OF
bonds for the purpose of acquiring
school sites, constructing school build
ings and their appurtenances in the
City of New orleans to provide the
terms and conditions under which said
bonds shall be issued and sold, and
the security for the payment Of the
principal and interest thereof: to de-
fine the duties of the Board of Liqui-
dation, City Debt, in connection with
the issuance and sale of said bonds
the payment of the principal and in
terest thereon, and the retirement
thereof; to prescribe the duties and
obligations of the City of New Orleans
in connection with the reimbursement
of the Board Of Directors of the Pub
lie Schools for the Parish of Orleans
by certain annual payments: and to
define the method and manner in which
the proceeds Of said bonds shall be
employed and disbursed
! Section /. Be it enacted by the General
Assembly Of the State Of Louisiana, two
| thirds of all the members elected to each
House cOncurring That. subject to the
ratification Of the people of the State OF
| Louisiana, by an amendment to the Con-
stitution Of the State, hereinafter sub
mitted to them. the Board of Directors OF
the Public Schools for the Parish Of Or
leans, of the State of Louisiana, is hereby
authorized and empowered to issue bonds
not to exceed two million dollars $4,000.
100000 in amount, to be dated January |
1915. bearing five per cent Is per cent? pei
annum interest payable semi annually
the principal of which shall be payable il
forty (40) annual installments Of fit!
thousand dollars (s50,000) each, payable
on the first day of January in each of tn
years 1916 to and including 1856, respec
lively, as hereinafter set forth
Said bonds shall be made payable t
tbearer, and shall be styled Public Schoe
Pierre weekly free press. (Pierre, S.D.) 1889-19??, 1914-04-16
scouRsE is STILL DEADLY
Claims Of q "cure" for Consumption
Have Not Been Verified by sclen-
tlf1c Authorities.

In spite of the statements of a mum,
per OF individuals who have recently
claimed that they have found a cure,
Tor consumption, the National Associ-
alton for the Study and Prevention of
tuberculosis, the highest authority On
this disease in America, declares that
there Is no information at hand to JUS
tify the belief that any specific cure
lor tuberculosis has been discovered
which deserves the confidence of the
medical profession and the people.
Backing up these statements, the
gnited States public health service
declares that outside of the three es-
sentials In the treatment Of consump-
ton, namely, rest, fresh air, and good
food, There is no drug known, how
ever rare or expensive it may be, that
has any curative action in this disease,
n all remedies advertised as such
are to be avoided. Patent cough med
icines are harmful; redium, x-rays or
electricity in any of its form have no
special value in tuberculosis Of the
lungs. No serum has yet been found
that will, cure it. and there is no plas-
ter or poultices which has any effect
on the disease itself.
Pierre weekly free press. (Pierre, S.D.) 1889-19??, 1914-04-16
Continued next week.
ending to the Poor.
From the Century Magazi

From the Century Magazine.
The Morris plan OF banking provides
for this In the Institutions founded by
the industrial finance corporation, which
will make possible the turning Of charac-
ter and earning power into collateral.
This plan to extend borrowing facilities
to the person or small means was first
worked out in America by Arthur J..
Morris. a Virginia lawyer, and has been
adopted by the Industrial finance cor
poration, which is putting 1t into opera
ton all over the country. 1t Is designed
for the man showing a legitimate borrow
ing need, and with a reputation for hon-
esty among his associates and employers.
The banks lend in proportion to a mans
earning capacity, having as security only
a note, bearing interest at 6 per cent, with
two Of his friends signatures. The bor-
rover purchases a certificate of invest
ment equal to the amount OF the loan.
making weekly payments at a 2 per cent
rate. At the end of so weeks this collat-
eral certificate becomes full paid and the
owner EAR cash 1t, paying the money over
to the bank, or Il he is able to discharge
MS debt from outside sources he can re-
tain his certificate with interest of from
l to ls per cent more han savings banks
allow. using it as collateral for a future
loan which will require no Endorsement.
Or. again, he nay borrow from the bank
the sum needed to pay off the first loan,
putting up the full-paid certificate as col
lateral. When the second loan is repaid
ne owns the first certificate of investment
outright. The investment certificates are
issued IN units of $50. and their purchase
is not confined to borrowers alone.
Pierre weekly free press. (Pierre, S.D.) 1889-19??, 1914-04-16
Modern Morals,

Senator Joseph E. Russell was
talking In Washington about his bill
for the abolition Of divorce.
THE bills object?" he said. Its
object is, Of course, to reduce immor-
atty, loose thinking. loose speaking
Senator Ransdell smiled and added:
Don't take it too seriously-but
here is an episode that throws a light
on modern morals.
A business mar came home unex-
pectedly one morning and found his
little son busy at his wife's dressing
table.
What on earth are you doing
there, my lad?" he asked.
Tin mixing powdered quinine with
mothers face POWDER the youngster
answered. She's going motoring with
Mr.. Smith. Won't she taste bitter?'"
Pierre weekly free press. (Pierre, S.D.) 1889-19??, 1914-04-16

You can obtain DR.. Caldwell's Syrap
Pepsin at any drug store for fifty ceaks
or one dollar, the latter size ,bsfzS
bought by heads Of families already
familiar with its merits. Results 80
always guaranteed or money viii ~
refunded.
When you use Syrup Pepsin YOU WI
see the fallacy Of chewing mints aA4
tablets or of taking cathartics. saltAs
pills and similar drastic medicines. On.
like these, Syrup Pepsin does not loo
its good effect. and by automatically
training the stomach and bowel INNS
cles to do their work, soon restores
these organs to normal.
Families wishing to try a free saD.
pie bottle can obtain it postpaid BY q.
dressing DR.. w. B. Caldwell. 200 Wash
ington St, Monticello, Ill. A postal
card with your name and address % E
will do. ~
Pierre weekly free press. (Pierre, S.D.) 1889-19??, 1914-04-16
CHAPTER XXI.
THE T1NsEL SHOW.

He had no difficulty in finding her
The posters before the Cohan &
Snitz syndicate theater were featuring
her. The publicity bureau had spread
far upon slle value Of that 100000
prize beauty" contest. Everything vas
fish, or more properly, Kosher meat
that came to the net Of Cohan & Snitz.
'And to think" murrnured Mr.. Cur
ran thai morning. after breakfast az
the Sherman house, chat Vawter, the
artist. and me of the News were al
the bottom of It'll"
was certain. Wiley learned Of her ho-
tel at the box office. It "a one that
startled him. for to the sober Mid
lands. 1t stood for all the city's opu-
lence; to Wiley it was barbaric. Byzan-
tine, dangerous.
"What?" he muttered. has our little
Iowa girl go to do. living at the Gray
stone? How the mischief can she af-
ford it?"
Fol he couldn't free himself from
Aurelie's vagabondage Of the rabbit
hunting days. She was a many-sided
person who could skin rabbits or sing
e%nticingly each night: IF 1 We're the
Only Girl in the World, Don't You
Think You Could Love Me?" or some
one other Of those American folk songs
which the Hebrews write for us-and
sell us. Wiley passed a whole window
pyramided with the great song hit, and
Aurelie's picture was on top Of 1t.
well. I'll be damned" he said. You
kidd"
He went in and bought a copy of "I1
! Were the Only Girl" etc. Then he
ran cro Jeffries Of the Times, whom
he used to know in Rome. and who
envied Wiley for being his own master
and the big frog in the little puddle;
and Wiley said, That's So" but Sc
cretly envied Jeffries his place in the
big puddle Of city newspaperdom.
Then Jeffries said %curiously: Saw
you were in politics down in the ole
town, Wiley?"
Sort of. The Delroy bunch got me
to run against Jim Hall, and. bless me
II I didn't beat his head off in the
primary"
"Thunder-you in congress! Oh. grcat
guns, Wiley!"
That's what they all say"
us Thad unanimous?"
THE old skunk will knife me, but
the court house ring is about dowr
n out. I think. Had to put Harlan
Van Hart on their ticket this fall Il
sort Of brace it up. The people has riz
up, and let a yelp. Benny. and I'm or
the rtz with 'em. Come on. I'll take
you to a show this afternoon"
Ain one in town worth killing
What's the matter with THE Cir
and the Burglar"
Some more bunk handed US from
Broadway. But the girl in 1t is all t.
the good. She's peeled off a three-bag-
ger with this town"
"sing?" auayered Mr.. curran palpi-
Pierre weekly free press. (Pierre, S.D.) 1889-19??, 1914-04-16
Good Cheer Aids
Digestion OF Food
the Family Happy by Using
q LQx0tfpe- Tonic.

The temper of the family and the
good cheer around the table depend so
much on the good digestion Of each
Individual present that the experiences
Of some former dyspeptics who over
camc their trouble should be Of inter-
est to those now suffering in this
way.
The best advice n can give-but 1t
Is advice that is seldom heeded-is to
eat slowly and masticate each mouth
full carefully. However, If slow eating
and careful mastication fail the next
aid is one close to nature, DR.. Cald-
wells Syrup Pepsin. This remedy is
In excellent di%gestant, and in addition
20 helping in the digestion of the food,
acts gently on the liver and bowels,
| bidding them OF the accumulation Of
waste that should long ago have been
passed off. 1t is safe, reliable, pleas
~,nt-tasting, and results are guaran-
teed.
Maj. s. Martin, of Joplin, Mo-, now
II, thinks DR.. Caldwell's Syrup Pepsin
has helped him to a longer and hap
pier life. He has not felt so good in
years as he has since taking this ex-
cellent medicine, and in spite Of his
n years he say he feels like a boy.
1t is the ideal remedy for indiges-
ton, no matter how severe; constipn
ton, no matter how chronic, bilious
ness. headaches, gas on the stomach,
drowsiness after eating and similar
Rnnoyances.