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The Wheeling intelligencer. [volume] (Wheeling, W. Va.) 1903-1961, 1914-06-26
Total sales i.725 shares.
MITCHELL e. STEVENSON. Inc.
LOCAL STOCKS.

WHEELING. W. Va June Is IL
Tine following quotations on the more
active stocks Of the Wheeling market
are corrected for the Intclligencer by
Mitchell & Stevenson. Inc. local brokers'
The Wheeling intelligencer. [volume] (Wheeling, W. Va.) 1903-1961, 1914-06-26

Boys khaki Blouse paste For "a
cents. N'FADoEN's.
The Wheeling intelligencer. [volume] (Wheeling, W. Va.) 1903-1961, 1914-06-26
Fidelity Ib-sI S,ocks
stocks
.Es Per Bid. Ak Ia

WHEELING ". Va June 25- IL
Cnrrecter daiiy for the IntsillEencsf
~ the Fioelity Investment Association.
The Wheeling intelligencer. [volume] (Wheeling, W. Va.) 1903-1961, 1914-06-26

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The Caldwell watchman. (Columbia, La.) 1885-1946, 1914-10-09
Act No. 1874

House Bill No. $40. BY Mr. Gordon
AN AT
The Caldwell watchman. (Columbia, La.) 1885-1946, 1914-10-09

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east $40 .."a~s pro" - or aT0.H1'o
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"a s-,''..t y At or"ant:at!nN n0t ''1'lS-
,nra. n '~urr 1OutS',-a SUCH wttow
The Caldwell watchman. (Columbia, La.) 1885-1946, 1914-10-09

.r., Assembly % the state % ->''','"-
ana two thirds s. q al -" ~"-? -
ai.rta: 70 "arn NnsSs "pr'Ir e AZ
A~..~,- Two H,.~,:r-'; Al: -
.If:, It 40 ''0rs' !'''7 ~ 800 sA'A
h. -, a,r.~...,. as - ~at.; "a
,~-.rfs >, "re -".lre '1T ~1->-
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,,o.r -.A-rw So ~~J:'':': 'Nr .
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ar':rr-nc. s'r'"'s, I"'-"S -
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on. srI.t rot .x"eer Z A" ~ a.
s,x Y, =. on - :pi'ar 0' "a i,S">SAf
v,'.a..Or '.rI-Se ar':'t>ra! tax ~
,,!.~at lr.a- we terms ~ re ac'r>
II us to0s-@'lrton rela''7g ~ ol7Ha
+.rr and -x"-pr as o.hersxs~ c-0''f-f
:, rs ,'ors.,-Itinn 70 parish. mn -
r,l ~ 7,,. H. 40 AK FOR Al -'-7"~"s
rnarz evar SNa "x'"~r N 49, 80
vaa- ten NIL ~ me dollar o. as'"s."t
l,,Ia,!or p P~ov!te'.. rra. 'o~ eng
'pr rNa p4"'.Hss OF Grating A2i rH1-
s.-,,.,,x public buildings. puhi's
sr,ocl HOUSES bridges. wra-v.s. i-resa-
~eue-aga work t.-e der"-'m"o's ara
>r,.1,0ea ard other works % 7"rn1-
~a~. ,uhi'~ improvement. me t-.s -
xh,r, SRA, be in ,Ns cnhit". aHI anv
-a-,sr. r->l0'riral corporation. VAL ~
schNc' -,st-''t nav 's'-v 4 sNe"'1i AK u
.y""ss % eatt In, 'atior. "hen"TeS ne
rate - su~- increase and N" ? - o~r
~ rea-s y % % iavtsd ard che eTr-
onse .n- ynh''r -N- tax . INTENDED: sha1
rars boo. s'lhnn'.te.! - 4 vote - The
~~n0.~'' .ay7a""-s o. slch 0ar'sT M
-.',al.-v w.. or s~rrut ac-'~c. 49,
~. 70 vVtA ;1!~r 1Na avs o. the
--,.. A.. -a,nr'-v o. 'hs same il
- lr,,na- a-| ~ amount voting n SleA
~!. -'"r So N3"A "ta't 'H--s>o-
-.~-.~-, 2. = *~,-- -e-~i---': eee.
''~t- '-'~ 7~or"s-c i~:er"--'t snail -
- TO - II ''N+sc1 ~
The Caldwell watchman. (Columbia, La.) 1885-1946, 1914-10-09
AT No. 1913
House Bill, NJ 1871. BY Mr.. calfeid
JOIN RESOLUTION.

House Bill, NJ 1871. BY Mr. Garfield
JOIN RESOLUTION
Proposing an unendment to Article 3o3
Louisiana. Native TO pensions for
Confederate nterans, and for the pur-
pose Of proving a sufficient revenue
for the earring out Of this Article
OF the Constitution.
Section I. Bat resolved by the Gen.
eral Assembly dethe state Of Louisiana,
two-thirds OF ! members elected 70
303 Of the Constitution az the State Of
Louisiana. be 10 amended as to read a.
follows: s.
Article 300. Alension not 70 exceed
eight dollars tSSN nor month shall h.
allowed to each 0nfe@erate soldier ar
sailor veterans w passes all the fol-
lowing oualifiratiD:
!. He shall h@ served honorahlv
from the date of rs enlistment until
the close Of the CM War. or until he
was discharged or To'eh in some mil
into the Army or ~ Of tie ConrAH-
crate States and aAll have r~naineA
true to the Confed.11k States until the
surrender. 81
y. He shall not owxpropertv Of more
than two thousand ddArs 81 ,oo0).
;, He shall not bese 'aried or other
wise provided for by Ae state Of Lou
isiana or bv any othef1tate or govern
ment In case he enltAkt in any organ
ization mustered into % service as a
Louisiana organizationsor in case at
the date OF hts enlistnsf he resided in
the State OF Louisiana. shah have re-
sided in this State foeet least five
wears prior to his appMt1on for nen-
sion. In case ne residefesew rhar
! IN this state. and snltst in an organ
| Ration not mustered IN I'm Louisiana
or In the Navy of tHE Confederate
ataSo for At least five ya6e prior TO hia
| applioaADoa fes such ps1Ds~ nkl
The Caldwell watchman. (Columbia, La.) 1885-1946, 1914-10-09
Act No. 81
~ Mr.. NAoion

0svos I'm No. u. ~ Mr.. Aso'on'
JOINT RESOLUTION.
np,,es.nx an amendment - the const1
tuition OF the State Of Louisiana WIN
reference 20 taxation OF banks. oanS
Ing associations banking cotpolo
0ons or banking companies oo'hs
olustvaly the business OF .rnu.Ie
money or dealing in ol!!s o. 'H ,n atner
States OF ths Union or IN
countries, and providing FOR the OK
tent and limitation Of taxation tne'e
Section l. Be :, resolved oy me ''en ,
orsI Assembly OF tho state OK .,h.rs
IA. .wo-thirds OF all rho MENU
I:c+.6 ~ each house ,oncurr'nG. EnAe
- Following amendment 10 me No". 49,.
luton Of the State De submitted 10 Wy
avaiif!ed electors OF the Sta1e loI ;or
adoption or rejection al the 'nns r,,a.-
~ election to be held on ,ne 80 nonth
Gay after the FIRST Monday 'Ae ''o"''
of Novemher 1914. as follows
All banks. banking assoc'aN'ns' JAN
s.1 coroora,tons. or banking rom-
len'es; dong business s,,. N s sfa,.s ' "
6st domtc'led IN otne ',,,rrr a VINO
9ay In their own name. or II ,.s
nans Of their agents or 'p'
ooatat.ves. engage in mis-
m the business of landing MONEY ~
dealing IN bills Of exchange HNc'ns 49,,
mn bay a yearly license FAX OF NV
Sundred and t'<-y dollars 70 the S.a1e
end like tax IN the Mun'c'pal or rare.
ehial corporation, and N adh''l'n ~
eaid license TAX shall pay {" t1e >'au.
an annual tax Of - per cen, ~. ,
gross .nter-s, earned IN All MONEY
loaned. and 70 .he Munic'pa? Nr a;o
ehta! corporation 4 IKE tax or - ~.
e~n+ and shall be srhiect to Il" 'tAer or
further taxation either nv 'he ~'i.e "a
b. any political! sNbdlE'sion 'nera"I
sec+.o7 Be Il tur"har resolved
s>e. rrat the official ballot 20 De 1s"I
et said aler,:on shall have printed
thereon the words. .
'Tor the proposed 1menHr-nt {" NJ
CONSTITUTION Of the state ~ i-'nlS'aH
Drovt'linR for The -Ttent ~ NV. sa' ,mH
IT taxa ton on banks. banking aSso''a
lions CORPORATIONS or companies. 1'1s
business in this State hut dn"M''HH ~
otksr States or the Union. Or m 7''@.sn
epurtr.es' and the words. "A ga'nst ,He
proposed amendment to the tonSt'tu-
hon Of the state Of Louisiana providing
Tor the extent and limitation ot 'aSa
11on on banks banking aSen"'at'ons
corporations or companies doing ous'-
ness in this State hrt dom'c'!"d N ntI,
eeuntr,es' And each el-ctor shall IN
l.cate. as provided by the general cleo
ZION laws OF the State. whether ne Voees
Tor or against the proposed amenu-
Dsnt
Dp>aksr Of the House Of Representatives.
THOMAS c. BARRETT.
lieutenant Governor and Pres'dsn' u
Approved: June -. 1914
L. E. HALL.
Governor OF the State Of Louisiana.
ALVIN E. HEBERT.
Secretary Of State
The Caldwell watchman. (Columbia, La.) 1885-1946, 1914-10-09
Act No. 257
House Bill No. 5l3. Ey Mr.. Fssry.
JOINT RESOLUTION.


House Bill No. 5l3 Ey Mr. FIsuFY.
JOINT RESOLUTION.
AN ACT
Proposing an amendment to Article 100
OF the Constitution Of Louisiana, rola-
tive to District Courts.
Section !. BE it resolved by tho 0an.
erai Assembly of the state Of f.Ouiotana.
two-thirds OF all the members eiecto4
to each house conrurring. That the fol-
lowing amendment to the ConStitut1oD
OF louisiana shall be submitted to thu
electors of the State. at the Conere0-
sioral election to be holden on the Firoe
Tuesday after the first Monday in No
vemher, 1914, and If approved and rasi-
fled by majority OF sad electors voe-
ing in said election OF the same 70 b.
come a part Of the Constitution TO-
wit.
Article 1903 The District Courts ex-
cept in the Parish Of Orleans shall have
original jurisdiction in all civil matters
whore the amount in dispute shall ex-
coed fifty tS5o.Oop dollars. exclusive OF
interest and IN all cases where the title
TO real estate ID involved or to office
or other public positions. or civil o.
political rights. and all other casss
where no specific amount il in contest.
except a. otherwise provided In thi.
Constitution.
They shall have unlimited and sK-
elusive original Jurisdiction In all er4As-
inal easso except such - nay b veoea0
The Caldwell watchman. (Columbia, La.) 1885-1946, 1914-10-09
Act No. 1877

senate BIZ No, - BY Mr. Dyrns@
JOINT RESOLUTION.
Proposing an amendment to Article 30
~ ma ronst,tUt;nn OF the state Of
rou,s,cna so as 10 provide that said
article shall NOT apply TO women.
s.ct,on g., z "rSrlv-d hv the Cen
.",} assembly - me state or Louisiana.
two thirds OF al tive members elected
20 each House rnnrvrr,ng. fhat Article
20 OF the CONSTITUTION be amenuso ~ as
TO read as follows
.rr,c,- ,,o No ,erson shall be eltgi-
bic 10 any Once State. judicial. paro-
cnia!. municipal or ward. VINO - not a
citizen OF this state and duly quail
fec, ele'tor OF the State. 1ud'riai dis
,~,,t. parish n,un!rl paltty o. ward.
wherein the .unct,ons OF said once ar"
"a y. performed. provided. that resident
women over the age OF tweHty-ttv. years
srai! De ~lix,hl. 20 hold any once con
--,.tet with .h- public ~duratl"haI sFs-
.rIn OF rye STATE. or or any war" par
,sh or rnun!r'na.ttv ~ the Stat". And 20
f,oib aoy offir- IN the state, cOnr~ct Id
with INSTRUCTIONS or charity or crr~e"1
-,n,, And w-.r-v-r aNv oNtCer state
judicial. parc''h!aI, N'InIrlpa! or ward
nav change his r"s't"nr" rom this
S1ot. or from me district. Parish. NUM-
,,,al'.v or ward n Whtcr ~ holds such
,,t.i. -h4 same shall 'h~rahv b" vacated
any declaration OF retrrt'nn OF dom Gle
70 tn, contrary notw ''hStAAd'ns
S.,-,r~ Pe ( FURTHER rrso! Na'i. etc
TNat It's proposed in"nt1r"nt =" sub
-,l1ra.t =, me al~~to~s OF he StA'a OF
. >,}s:l~3 .or ,h-l- aprrova or rsi'''r or
, ,S "a, i.~.,, b. Ar''r'a 80 II ~! Dnst.
..:..,r ~ ~. state OF i.n,:. sara ~ the
=, r.r,; ,;.rt.on avs nt tNI St.ta, a.
ne ~.v' congressional "i"'t:"0 ~ be hsd
>, .r.s =, ,,e ~ <nvar~N"r '''t
S...-,nr Re >l"ts>rr r"snv"'; -,r
r.nt ,,n rna ORA. h.t lots ~ h.' 'lS~! a
The Caldwell watchman. (Columbia, La.) 1885-1946, 1914-10-09
Act No. 50

4,u,s Bill No. - b. Ny Manton
A JOINT RESOLUTION
Proposing an amendment to the Cor=tt-
tuition OF the state of Louisiana rela-
tive to the exemption from taxation If
money in hand or on de0osit: ana
loans by Homestead Associations or
Homestead Societies to their members
Or Societies.
0fal Assembly OF the State Of Louisiana.
tVo-thirds Of all the members elected to
each house concurring. That the follow
ing amendment to the Constitution OF thu
State be submitted to the qualified cleo
tors Of the State for their adoption or
- held on the first Tuesday after the
first Monday In the month Of November
211A. Al follows:
There shall be exempt from taxation
N money In hand or on deposit: and
Sans by Homestead Associations or
Homestead Societies to their members
0osured by stock Of said Associations or
Societies.
Section 2. Be It further resolved. ETC.
That the oh1cial ballot to be used at said
election shall have printed thereon the
words: For the proposed amendment
AlanA exemptlng from taxation al
Money In hand or on deposit: and loan.
~ Homestead Associations or Home
stead Societies to their members secured
~ stock Of said Associations or So
0aettss''. and the words Against the pro
DoBed amendment to the Constitution o
he State Of Louisiana exempt1nE from
taxation all money in hand or on de
Do0it; and loans by Homestead Associa
Mons or Homestead Societies to thei
members secured by stock of said As
0ociat!ons or Societies" And each electo
mhall Indicate a provided nv the pauora
election laws Of the State whether h
votes for or against the proposed amend
L. Z. THOMAS
ODealksr OF the House Of Representative.
THOMAS c. BARRETT,
lieutenant Governor and President q
The Senate.
Approved July I. 1914.
l. e. HALL.
Governor Of the State Of Louistan,
a true copy:
ALVIN e. HEBERT.
Secretary Of State
The Caldwell watchman. (Columbia, La.) 1885-1946, 1914-10-09
Act No. 81
Rouno Rfll No. ~

Reuse Bill No. 46S. BY Mr. Johnson
Chairman Of tho COMMITTEES on
Public Education.
Substitute for House Bill No. IT'S
JOINT RESOLUTION
Y1oposing m amendment to Article Xxx
Of the Constitution Of the State az
louisiana. relative to the support Of
the public schools Of the State az iou.
i0iana- and the levying Of taxes thore.
On by parishes cities ana towns. under
certain conditions.
Section l. Be It resolved nv the Cav
ell Assembly Of the State Of Louisian.
tWo-thtrds {z-a) Of all members eircf,
81 to each house concurrtn9, that tho
legislature may appropriate TO the same
fends the proceeds OF public lands not
designated or set apart for any other
purpose. and shall provide that each
parish may levy a tax for the public
schools therein. which shall not exceed
The entire State Tax; provided, thar with
oech tax the whole amount OF parish
taxes shall not exceed the limits OF mar
III taxation fixed by this Constitution
The CITY az New Orleans shall mako
such appropriation for the support, main.
1snancs and repair Of the public school,
Of said city al 1t may deem proper but
not less than eight-tenths Of one mil
1or any one year; and said schools aha I
also continue to receive from the Board
Of Liquidation OF the city debt The
amounts to which they are now not On.
tttlsd under the Constitution amend
Uont, adopted IN the year 1892.
The Police Juries OF the several mar
lDhes and boards Of trustees and munici
Dal councils of Incorporated cities an,
towns (the parish Of Orleans excepted
shall levy. collect and turn over to tn,
Parish School Boards Of their respectiv.
parishes, cities or towns, the proceed
OF at least three mills Of the annua
tax which they are empowered to lev,
On each dollar OF the assessed valuation
0f the property thereof; provided, tina
cities and towns that are not exempte e.
~ the terms Of their charters from tn
payment Of parish taxes and which ar
subjected to the similar burdens OF taxa
t3on AZ are the parishes shall not pa,
this tax. as same is included in the taxe
imposed by the parish in which the tow,
IL situated, unless the parish boards O
school directors OF that parish certif
that the needs of the schools can be me
BY a smaller levy Of such taxes.
Provided, that this shall not ap1I
10 cities tina. under legislative authorit
now conduct, maintain and support put
1i0 schools, open and freo TO the yOut
q the parish in Which safd city - IL
The Caldwell watchman. (Columbia, La.) 1885-1946, 1914-10-09
Act No. SO

c.r,.. eu, W "a Rv NJ Clinton.
JOINT REsNiI'"1"N
p-,no,,,s an s.ner,i>-,-rt ~ Article 50
~ -ea ,"1-se'r'Ir'aN :" 're 81. - p' l>'''
,s,ana. nrovti:ng tbs s",t. not MS
quality any members OF ne f~NrT -
Assembly submitting tAs anehu
nent. -
Section ! Be- It resolved w - ':"n-
.rai Assembly Of IN. STATE 81 LN'! 81
ana. twn-tnirds Of all me Tl"hn'''s
elected TO each House ror'N~"'0S
Article IS Of the CoIstltut'on or M"
state Of Louisiana be Amended 50 as 10
read as follows: .,
tsrt} Monday OF May, ,"'5, tie 'f'v-
ernor shall receive a saiarN Or seven
Thousand five hundred dollars '"'
per annun. pavabIe ncnth'r on 1's own
warrant provided this sna,' n"' t's
qualify any member OF n" ,'eE-ra.
Section = Be- it further resolved exc.
rhat mis- proposed arar ,-,ert shall -
submitted 20 the Tua!lIieI electors 81
the State for adoption or r-jertoH a.
the congressional al~rtt"n 20 De hetd on
Tuesdav November :, ia'A
SECTION 3. Be it further resolved
etc, That IN tive ,r.7cta ballots 20 ne
used at said election there stall %
nIared the words For the Drn0nss't
amendment OF Article SIS 81 the '"1sF'
tuition Of Louisiana. ami the "oris
A ga,rsc the proposed Amendment 20
Article e5 Of the CONSTITUTE NJ % LnNts'-
ana ard each eiaTtor shall tnt!"ate.
as provldad in the .nneral election avs
OF This State FOR which Of the PROPOSE
tons he votes
THOMAS c. BARRETT.
Lieutenant Governor and Pres ident Of
the Senate
l.. E. THOMAS
Speaker OF the House Of Representatives.
Approved: July, 5. 1874.
L. E. HALL.
Governor OF the State Of Louisiana.
true copy:
ALVIN e HEBERT.
SECRETARY Of State
The Caldwell watchman. (Columbia, La.) 1885-1946, 1914-10-09

lave collect and expend an
,uauv for the conduct. natn'""a,. or
.,nnor, Of said schools me PRIV AK
A. east three mills or li'c ,.yv on
which they ars empowered ~ W
.arl dollar OF the assess'' va, nav
n-,per-v: and such cities snas' r,a~,i
- 49,, nr.r 70 the parish schoo' ,uA
w.. ororaa,ls OF at least 'hFN" + "a
IVA annual tax or anv par ti'1. ,,,.i
h.r.,,1 provided, and Shaii .t.s ror
ron, the 81 me so cong As 81 - ,,,,,,rt
TIME 70 conduct maintain 81" ,.r,i.r
Ira. schools as herein pFo'''. s,,,a
-re supervision and conrrni ~ 1o,, If
r,-, NJ 1-d,rat;or and in '"penl'H'
,arorr,al school author't"s' ~, ~,
Further that such NY sha-! ~" o, -,st,
,,-,ed 70 membership on Nv w.
Board Of School N're't"T> 49, I,,ble
.loc,nr. Of such r'*v shall NOT oe ~
+, vor.a, tho elections for sun ar
-,r ~. PARISH IN which sucn Ivy
situated. .s,,x.. WAT
a, the congressional eie't;or ,o, ~;
N this STATE M I've I,v.c,her
lowing the frs, Monday N o. w..
"a. ,re FOREGOING An~nd'n"Ft -
CONSTITUTION OF th!s Sfa'r SHa. " .h,,
rtrtad 20 the electors or 'hiS 0''N -. +,
IN the otf!C,al ballot 70 o~ 'Ntu :" -: -,
election snail be placed me :'I. IS
trs ,rnnoseJ Amendment 10 A-'"l~
- ~. T.ors.,-,,t,nn' AMI ne WoFnS
..c,trs, the proposed \ rNen'fNeN'
,--,rls oS5 Of the Constitution
sverv eiacror shall in''I"a:" US W. ~,
me proposed. amendment A. prov -'r,'
mo yereraI l''ie"t'nr avs ~ tI'7 '3'A'~
L. +, N'I'rN ~
S,sor.ror ,ha ginlse n R"nr-s"nta tl'eS'
e'' rlibN\S = BARRETT
Lieutenant Governor ana F:es'oe'''
the Sena'"
Approved JIIv :. ''''
The Caldwell watchman. (Columbia, La.) 1885-1946, 1914-10-09
Act No. 224

senate Bill! No. l7s Ply Committee
on the Judiciary. Section A.
SUBSTITUTE fo~ Senate PHI No lAs
JOINT RESOLUTION,
Proposing an amendment tn Article 2;H
OF the Constitution Of the state OF
Louisiana OF 1898 as readopted by the
Constitution of 1913 relative to Stat
tax for ell purposes. including ex-
peree OF government, schools, levees
public roads, fire departments and
buildings. and works Of public i'm
provement, and the assessment o.
special taxes to pay the same.
Section !. 10 it resolved By tho Ga.
The Caldwell watchman. (Columbia, La.) 1885-1946, 1914-10-09
Act. No. 1872.

7e"ate h''i NO, 20. BY Mr.. Favrot.
JOINT RESOLUTION
proposing an amendment n par.rranh.
ana 3 or Article oS1 OF the Constitu-
soi' OF the State OF Louisiana. a
snosd ~ Joint kssol ution kn>wp
The Topeka state journal. [volume] (Topeka, Kansas) 1892-1980, 1914-04-28
Globe Sights
BIZ THE ATCHJ0ON 0LoBR

How often Is ever So often7
Marry him and maybe you will draw Z
widows pension.
Next to the liquor bill, style probably
is the most expensive luxury.
One nice thing about q man in Jail ID
that he isn't apt to ask for more time.
On the other hand a lot of girls go to
the big cities with the view of being
''lured away"
Confidential: Reporters have to be en-
thusiostic about lot Of things that don't
interest them.
More men would become hermits II they
weren't about as tired of themselves as
Of everyone else.
Alb Adkins describes his son-in-law as
the kind of man who wears three lodge
buttons at the same time.
Nor does time aviate extensively when
one sets the date of his vacation and be-
gins watching its approach.
In the early days, people didn't pay
much attention to- sanitation, and Provi-
deLce got a lot of blame belonging to
carelessness and ignorance.
AS exclusively predicted in this peristile
Of pleasantly, the designers of derby hats
have produced one for spring which Is
worse than any of its predecessors.
Probably my corns hurt no worse than
yours. but they hurt me worse, despite
my sympathetic nature and deep interest
in the general welfare."-Rufe Hoskins
The Topeka state journal. [volume] (Topeka, Kansas) 1892-1980, 1914-04-28
By the Way

Overhead. 1t was cloudy and threat
ening Monday morning. but 1t was
bright and fair In that subdivision of
the Office that contains the sport
writer. The Kaws won the Sunday
game. and the sport department II
no longer known az the danger
zone"
Americans in Vera Cruz should
avoid sleeping in the open air. on ac-
count OF the heavy dews. which arc
poisonous. and now that Funston IL
on the job, natives should avoid the
Sniper's Unt0n''-on account OF the
heavy dues. which will be painfully
heavy II he catches them.
the penalty by wearing the bow on the
back Of our bonnet. However, there
will be no little feather in said hat
except by accident. OF course we
may brush against q chicken In a
street car and acquire q feather un-
Intentionally.
What. by the way, IL tho blind
DOGGY Albert Reid has been associat-
ing with? Is it anything like the
blind tiger" that used to infest this
country?
According to train schedules, Mr..
Medley is back in Washington. and we
may look for either q speedy solution
or a speedy invasion.
What has become Of the old-f fash
foned COOP who was SO darned mean
he trained a mouse to sleep in his
change pocket every night?
1t appears that the entire output
OF war ink has not, as we supposed,
been cornered by the Nooyoik Choinal
and the Pn-f-f-fltz-boig Dispatch.
Frank Hartman. Of the Frankfort In
dex. got enough to put a red ''screech
limo" on his last issue.
Tho state house dandelion bed has
seeded every back yard within three
blocks OF 1t. and it is supposed that
the state Is trying to match the gen.
erosity Of the railroads. which fur
nfshed seed for a lot Of western wheat
and corn fields.
Major Brown is forced to the con-
clusion that someOne-namin' OF no
names-is a blinkety-blanked avoider
of truth. In other words, he feels
that a certain congressman-namin
of no names, mind you-may be a
eluva patriot, and all that, but differ
ent from George Washington in some
respects.
Although 1t might mean the Whit
of fresh air that brought about a
case Of pneumonia, no reporter would
ever think OF referring to 1t as a
draught" must be taken out Of the
cannery only when some Respondent
person kicks on via the poison route.
Oh. hum. Let's quit this and go
down to look at the score board.
The Topeka state journal. [volume] (Topeka, Kansas) 1892-1980, 1914-04-28
PARAGRAPHS.
tFrom the Chicago News.1

tFrom the Chicago News.J
Doing beats wishing. but it's moro Ike
work.
Many a shallow remark IL backed up
by . deep voice.
Despair means the turning of onasa
back on the future.
One touch Of fashion may make al
wor..er. look like freaks.
Every mans credit is good when Il
comes to borrowing trouble.
Tho man who has no enemies usually
has the same number Of friends.
Every year Il leap year to the young
widow who II wise to the game
From his point of view, no man ever
marr.e8 q woman smaxter than himself.
Tho less some men have to do the
longer they fool around before getting
busy.
There are several kinds Of undesirable
trusts. but trusting to luck IL the limit.
He n a Wise man who knows he isn't
wise enough to answer All the fool Ques-
lions asked him.
An old bachelor says that q marriage
doWxy = q lump Of sugar intended .
'nullify the bitternaes - the 6eoA