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The Topeka state journal. [volume] (Topeka, Kansas) 1892-1980, 1914-11-20

Kansas City. Nov. 2o-CATTLE-Re-
ceipts 1000 head. Market steady.
HOGS-Recetpts 5000 head. Market 15c
to 25c higher. Bulk Of sales $7.6007SO:
top, SIS.
sHEEP-Receipts 1000 head Market
steady.
HORSES AND MULESLReceipts 75o
head. mostly consigned or war orders
Prices firm
The Butler weekly times. (Butler, Mo.) 1881-1918, 1914-07-23

maintained this development contin
ues TAere will be slow growth al
any temperature above 70 degrees,
Fahrenheit. A temperature of 1890
F. for three days will produce as great
development as one day at tenn.
perature of 1903. A temperature Of
1o4-110 for one day will produce an
embryo as far developed as three days
at temperature of 103.,
Production of infertile eggs is espe-
cially advantageous during the sum-
mer' They do not develop germs,
stand shipment we'll, Withstand heat,
are easily preserved, slow to decay
and cost less. The highest market
price for old male birds Is at the end
of the breeding season, and the hens
will lay as well or better with no
males present in the flock. An infer
tile egg can thus be produced and, ii
will keep indefinitely. A
large percentage will dry up before
they will rot.
The Butler weekly times. (Butler, Mo.) 1881-1918, 1914-07-23
GLOVER CROPS IMPORTANT
GOOD PLAN is TO CEASE Guilt.
WALTON IN JUNE AND
SOW COWPEAS.
BY W. L. Howard, Professor Of Hortl,
culture, College OF Agriculture,
University Of Missouri.

Orchard cover crops in Missouri, In
the main, serve four general pur.
poses: First, to save soil moisture !;
second, to prevent burning out of the
humus; third, to add fertility, and,
Fourth, to prevent washing of the
ground in fall and winter
In the Ozark region of Missouri
cover crops are usually sown in June
or July, as it has been found that
clean cultivation throughout the sea-
son soon lowers the fertility of the
Hand. This is because the hot sun
burns up the humus or decayed vege-
liable matter that is in the soil These
same soils are usually greatly bene.
fitted by sowing cowpeas or hairy
wetch, because these are leguminous
crops and consequently add fertility
TO the land. If cowpeas are used they
should be sown in June or early July
1T it is desired to have the plants ma
ture and the seeds ripen before frost
The vetch may be sown in July or
August or even September. II the
land is likely to wash, the entire crop
OF peas may be Left to rot upon the
ground. If the land is level the peas
may be cut and used for hay Those
who have tried vetch like it very
much, especially for rolling land. On
account of its creeping habit, the
plants soon cover all the ground and
The Butler weekly times. (Butler, Mo.) 1881-1918, 1914-07-23

keep the soil from washing during the
ing the ground, save great deal OF
moisture that would otherwise be
evaporated from the soil.
Young orchards should be cult
waited throughout the year, at least
until they come into bearing, In any
part of the state. 1t is good plan to
cease cultivation in June and SOW
cowpeas. These should be drilled in
and cultivated for best results. This
plan of soil management may be con-
tinued even after the trees begin to
bear However, the soil must not be
too rich in nitrogen. as this will cause
too much wood growth at the expense
of fruicing.
The remedy for failure to fruit I'M
der these circumstances is to summer
prune and also to seed the orchard to
clover for from two to four or five
years and then pillow up and cultivate
and follow with peas in summer.
In the northern part Of the state it
is not SO necessary to have cover
crop on the ground in the late sum-
mer., but it is more necessary than in
the south to have crop that will at
least partially cover the ground dur
ing the winter. Rye, wheat and even
oats may be used for winter cover
crops Vetch is being tried, and this
may prove to be the best of all. as it
is legume,
Cover crops of all kinds must be
plowed up in early spring. Especially,
no kind of grain crop should be all
lowed to ripen in the orchard.
The Butler weekly times. (Butler, Mo.) 1881-1918, 1914-07-23

Eggs are perishable product
Their quality depreciates with age
especially when improperly handled
A common conception is that cold
storage is responsible for the average
low quality of eggs, but this is a mis-.
take. Eggs deteriorate very little, II
In good condition when placed in
storage. The deterioration of quality
and the corresponding depreciation In
value are due to causes outside the
storage
A new-laid egg is nutritious food.
but the average egg reaches the mar
ket in such condition that the con-
sumer hesitates before, he has suffi-
Gent courage to use it. The consumD-
tion OF eggs is much less because of
the neglect that permits such de.
terioration.
Bad eggs are due to climatic condi-
tons. careless or deliberately had
marketing and poor care of poultry
On the farm. Keeping eggs in damp
The Butler weekly times. (Butler, Mo.) 1881-1918, 1914-07-23
The Chjnch BuQ.

The farmers. of Missouri should moi
lose sight of the fact that this is idea
chinch bug weather, and where OLD
during May there is danger that their
young will move into other crops
when the wheat Is ripe and cut. 1t is
too late to fight the chinch bug after
it has left the wheat fields and gone
to other crops. Every farmer should
examine his wheat, and if the young.
red and black bugs are abundant he
should plan to fight the pest when It
starts to migrate.
The Butler weekly times. (Butler, Mo.) 1881-1918, 1914-07-23

The principal remedy for the He's
sian fly is late sowing. II Is often rec
commended to SOW catch strip around
the field early and allow the eggs to
be deposited in this wheat. sowing the
rest Of the wheat field later. This
catch strip can then be plowed under
later in the season, thus destroying
the insects.
The Butler weekly times. (Butler, Mo.) 1881-1918, 1914-07-23

The most common meadow mixture
in Missouri is that of red clover and
timothy. Where these are sown to-
gether 1t is customary to SOW the tim.
|othy in the fall and the clover the
following spring, although frequently
they are both sown together in the
spring and occasionally. In the south
ern part Of the state, in the fall.
The Butler weekly times. (Butler, Mo.) 1881-1918, 1914-07-23

quarters tends to develop mould spots
and musty eggs. The storing of eggs
In rooms having strong odors will
cause them to take up these odors,
and often accounts for their bad
flavor.
Eggs for the market should weigh
| one and one-half pounds a DOZEN They
should be uniform in size and color,
should be naturally cleaned, not
washed; should be strong-shelled, not
cracked; should be fresh, not over
five days old; should be laid in clean
nests; when weather is warm they
should be gathered daily-twice, if
possible; should be stored in cool,
clean, dry place away from flies;
should never be sold from stolen
nests.
summary of egg losses is given in
Circular No. 14O. Bureau of Animal
Industry, as follows:
DlIlleS .................Z per cent
Breakage ........ ......2 per cent
Chick development .....5 per cent
Shrunken or held eggs IS per cent
Rotten ............ az per cent
Mouldy or bad Favored. II per cent
The farmer is responsible for
large portion of this loss; Some farm
ers think of collecting eggs only when
a trip to town is to be made. Eggs
from stolen nests, if whole-shelled,
often find their way to market. The
housewife holds the eggs where most
convenient, usually in hot kitchen.
This hastens deterioration. Often,
too, the eggs are held until the basket
is full or the price goes up. q In a
study Of egg marketing conditions by
the bureau Of chemistry, Miss Pen
nington found the losses from rots
The Butler weekly times. (Butler, Mo.) 1881-1918, 1914-07-23
Lost water Of Rome.

Ss yvSeVs " NVSsOs
: 1t 10 general belief there ID some
ground for the story that some Of the
water that supplied the houses In an
Gent Rome still flows in underground
channels.
The Butler weekly times. (Butler, Mo.) 1881-1918, 1914-07-23

With wellkept set Of records the
daafyman has informa&ioa that n.
ablss him to Do bAsinees In, . business.
NE WY.
The Butler weekly times. (Butler, Mo.) 1881-1918, 1914-07-23

The greater loss is on the farm, and
by the production of infertile eggs
this loss was reduced from 20 to l5.5
per cent, or a loss of 1876 per cent was
saved on the farm by the production
OF lnfertile eggs, while the total loss
was reduced from 42.5 per cent to 24.2
per cent, or loss of 1873 per cent
was prevented by the removal of the
male birds.
Store eggs in cool places which are
well ventilated and dry. Heat assists
in chick development, increases
shrinkage and develops moulds. Col.
lects eggs from nests daily, or twice
daily In warm weather. Stolen nests
are largely responsible for rotten
eggs. Keep eggs away from bad
doors; they absorb odors as readily
as cream, and they should. be kept
away from kerosene. cabbage, rotten
food, fresh paint, etc. Market eggs
at least once week. An egg deteri-
crates in quality with, age. Eggs
should not be held until the basket IL
full or the price goes up. They should
always be covered so as to prevent
dust from settling upon them and flies
from running over them.
Secure suitable egg case for mar.
keting eggs, and produce only those OF
one color. Insist that yo1r egg buyer
recognize quality-that he buy on q
quality and ''loss OFF, basis BY floss
off" basis is meant to candle the eggs
as they are brought in. to pay for the
good ones at higher rate and to
turn the bad ones back to the pro-
Queer. This pays for eggs according
to their value. It encourages the pro-
Queer to produce good eggs. It Is the
only just way Of purchasing eggs.
More careful handbag Of eggs ON |
the farm will not only eliminate some
Of the present losses. but will also |
stfmulate in the poultry producer . |
greater interest in his poultry, which |
will result in their having better care.
The farmer should learn to select |
rood breeds Of chickens and take care |
II them IN . good manner. He shoald /
I'm IN breeding males q soon % tho
breeding season b over. and IN this
wny eliminate large percentage oe II
~ blood rings and rots ID ems. The II
,oahtzy storekespeN sho1ld s. taasht Il
. ~ - q losa-off hopis insfe6d 4 h
80 count. since huyjne o. casp Il
- penoss Z pcsminul = ~ go u
g. seoetasa1 fne1e 1ee1ueAtoa. 10
~ g t1l14g i 81 q lln1 e II
- - Il
The Butler weekly times. (Butler, Mo.) 1881-1918, 1914-07-23

IN Bulletin No. 100. bureau of ami.
NAL Industry. the losses on infertile
eggs IN some experimental work are
given as follows:
El Paso herald. (El Paso, Tex.) 1901-1931, 1914-05-01
DAILY RECORD.
Building Permits.


To Chas. C. Powell 10 build bake oven
81 East BOulevards estimated cost 500
aq01 1srnoi5s street. estimated cost $50
To Guadalupe Morales 70 oulld AZ eeloL,e-
lots g and 10 block Il. East Fl Pasoi es-
'----'7 DEEDS Filed
Northeast corner Lebanon and Russell
Richard W Reed TO Elanor Peak lots s3o
: block s. AItura Park consideration %e5Os
Il g SaB FIizario. Textile Cowden Staten
Ct ux TO George Harper 1850 acres san
F5lizario grant consideration S1S'tUV' dec
81 1915 -z.s.- 90. -
10 George r. LeBaron, undivided l-lz IN
forest in surveys Isl. 152. 153. lS5 and is.
san EIizario grant, consideration SsOOVi April
Northeast corner Of Frutas and Grama-
Eduard LANCE ct uE. TO John LANCE ct TX.
parts Of lots ! and . block IS. East Fl
Paso- consideration $1,000 Nov .. 1913
Ysiets Tex-Petra Duran to n T. Powers
and W ID Truesdale. five acres, Tsleta
grant consideration $3.50, April 20, 1914
Fabsns. Tex-Lee H Orndorn ct ais. TO
G. H & S. A. Railway company, lots IS, 2
and IS. block 20. Fabensi consloeratlon'
other and ST. April 3 1871
Southwest corner OF Rivera and Cebada-
Investment and Construction company lots
n and IS block D. East e PasO; con-
sideration s759i APR. !; lyl4, ~.
Willard c. West and Frank Esther Nc
Robert F. Casey and Carmen P. MARITIME.
John Pryor and Kate ChiIders.
George W. Franklin and Lille Loxter-
rnan-
Ramon Murga and Adela Licano.
Automobiles Licensed
2221-C- H Brown block IS, Grand View;
five passenger REQ
2asz-SoId-
s2z5-Dr. H ". Hutchins. sos Oregon
street: two passenger Chalmers
2224-C- Bickneu. 1851 North oregon
street; five passenger Studebaker-
2225-C. r. Cummings. 642 West Missouri
street. Harley-Davidson motorcycle
22z6-Dr. ". T. Moore. Roberts-B Banner
building five passenger Ford
Z227-J- A. Delaney. 1921 MaEoffin ave-
nue. five passenger Buick
2228-Paul Leahy. city engineers office;
two passenger Oakland
Rirfhs-C5irlE-
To Mrs. George r. LeBaron, 1926 East
Boulevard; April IS
To mrs. N. Losa, 3109 Magofnn avenue;
april -
Births-ROys.
To Mrs Homer Young. city: April IS
To Mrs Edward Abbott, 7O2 Mesa aysnr,a
ttWins1 April IS.
El Paso herald. (El Paso, Tex.) 1901-1931, 1914-05-01
CARPENTERS Will
LEND ASSISTANCE
TO RESCUE HOME
, Announce Program For Ben
eft Musical Enter
tainment Tonight.

WsEzEz70
@si65sAI46aED
- 30 -

4
tainment for the sIUFIokl a. lied
benefit Of the res $500
cue home workers 9-17 sc
will be given at Union LABOR nam so
East Overland street W Elus % of the
spices of local Lodge No 80, o. ~
United brotherhood of Carpenters anu
Joiners this evening at S-19-
The program follows: ,--.t-,
Prelude by three piece or S - O.
Miss Greta Palmer, piano. Geo
Mead. violin; Eugene HamlneH'
Introductory by Rev Perry J, Rice
5 Vocal solo by Mrs Rose Young
sccompanist. A. J. Lancaster.
piano duet. Ruth Hyten and Mrs
Vocal solo. Mrs. Pitt, guitar &C
Res si5ii,.---- Miss Bertha Allen
Z Vocal solo, Mrs H, Day accom-
PIANIST. A J. Lancaster
s Reading, 1rma Vance
g Reading, Jennie JoroaI BeL I5L-te.-
10 Quintet, c. H. Rogers. Nal Barnes,
Mrs. c. H. Bean, Mrs BOYD ana
Carl Ruby.
II Readinf. ". A Williams
u Whistling solo, J. DarT- --..--,
Is Duet (guitar and concer tlnaJ'
Standish and Cooper
IA Vocal solo Mrs. r. J Wilson, &C
companist. Miss Della kiefer.
Is Reading, Miss Jennie Jordan Ben
Is Vocal solo. Harry Day.
X piano solo. Mrs. 5 H McMullen-
Is Quintet. c. H. Rogers Mai Barnes,
Mrs. c. H. Bean, Mrs. Boyd and
Carl Ruby
The entertainment committee IN
charge consists Of S NJ Hyten, D. K.
Hignett and Z. c. Standish-
Add Two New Members.
Two new members were added to
the mem bership. Of the Painters and
Paperhangers' union at its regular
weekly meeting in Union Labor nan.
The new members are ". X Moore ana
Il c. Darwin
A L. CoOmes member OF me RANT
ers' union, is doing the paperlng at 40
Federal street
@. A O'Brien, Joe Ruiz, Frank Brock
man and W K Moore, members OF the
Painters union. are doing the painting
in the $500 block on Tularosa street
William Baum a member OF the
Painters union. is doing the decorating
at the New American laundry.
E c. Smith and A. z. Talbot mem
bers of the Painters union are dolns
the decorating at 1927 Montana street
Tom Harley and Elmer POdoll, mem
hers of the Painters union, are doinS
the painting at the POmeroy residence
on MOnteZuma street
W Young and Juan Enrique mem
bers of the Painters union. are oOlh5
the painting on the Morgan building on
Texas street 70.
Electrical Workers union No 5ea
will hold their regular weekly meeting
al Union Labor hall Friday night
There will be q regular weekly meet
inc Of Electrical Workers union no
5S5. Friday night at Union Labor halL
El Paso herald. (El Paso, Tex.) 1901-1931, 1914-05-01
DISSOLUTION OF SINGLE
n a Y num 49, 4

Mobile, Ala, May IA bill was filed
here Thursday in chancerv' court seek
ing dissolution Of the Fairhope colony
m Baldwin county, teh principal expe-
Timent Of the single tax theory in the
United States
The bill alleges that the corporation
has failed because the single tax the
DRY can never be carried out in any
jurisdiction whose laws deny the essen
tlals Of that theory
El Paso herald. (El Paso, Tex.) 1901-1931, 1914-05-01
TENTS TO BE SENT TO 200
STORM VICTIMS At DE- A

Austin, Texas. May Twenty tents
are 10 be sent at once Dy the adjutant
generals department to the relief of
the homeless ar Peacock, StonewaIl
county This action is being taken in
answer 10 an appeal received by the
governor from G A Gray. OF Peacock,
VINO wlre7 the governor that the recent
storm there had left 200 neonIe home
less and without shelter.
El Paso herald. (El Paso, Tex.) 1901-1931, 1914-05-01
TEXAS VETERANS OFFER
SERVICES TO pREgInErNn-

Austin, Texas, May Resolutions
have been adopted BY John B. Wood
camp, Confederate veterans, Officially
rendering their services TO the presi-
dent Of the United States ito sustain
and support the government and the
honor OF this nation in whatever ca
paclty We can be most seryiceable,' in
reDuhIic
El Paso herald. (El Paso, Tex.) 1901-1931, 1914-05-01

When you buy your meats from Opitz
Market you know what you are getting
advertisement.
El Paso herald. (El Paso, Tex.) 1901-1931, 1914-05-01

They told the Blue Ribbon story to millions
daily during the last year.
They didn't have to make blue Ribbon known.
1t has been popular favorite for years. But
these advertisements did have to live up to the
Blue Ribbon reputation. Ho1O different
We could not do justice to a celebrated brewing
standard by an ordinary line of talk, by Dragging
or by startling revelations of brewing secrets be-
cause there are none.
When reading any beer advertisement bottle
of Blue Ribbon on the side will enlighten
you considerably without words OF pictures OF
exclamation marks.
A refined, cultured woman, after a sip of Blue
Ribbon, had exclaimed in our hearing, And
El Paso herald. (El Paso, Tex.) 1901-1931, 1914-05-01
lsLETA nIERCHANr ARREsrEn.

william c. Crawford a merchant at
Asleta- was arrested Thursday after
noon on a federal court charge Of VIC
latng the white slave act He was ar
rested at Nsleta by deputy marshals J.
p, DuBose and Edward Bryant and was
hoerated on. $1,000 bond pending his
preliminary trial Monday
El Paso herald. (El Paso, Tex.) 1901-1931, 1914-05-01

Prime rib roast. 17lz cents lb. Opitz
Market, phone 36--Advertisement.
El Paso herald. (El Paso, Tex.) 1901-1931, 1914-05-01

I thought I didn't like beer" We knew the
real hearty Friend for Forty Years." in fact
several of him. We knew lot of good, sane
substantial people who said good things about
Blue Ribbon.
When we put them into this advertising
of wordy claims and scientific excelSior-we
found thousands the country over who dupli-
Gated these pleasant experiences with the beer
that always comes in cryStal-Clear bottles to
show its amber purity.
The advertisements told the simple truth. +
The first became famous in day. All made
thousands read between the lines the half |
century-long story of Pabst perfection which y
sparkles up at you from every wholesome glass
of Blue Ribbon.
El Paso herald. (El Paso, Tex.) 1901-1931, 1914-05-01

To Chas. C. Powell. 10 build a bake oven,
a. East Boulevard estimated cost stSg-
To W A. Long. TO erect an ilolnEs
1901 Magnolia street. estimated cost $50
To Guadalupe Morales TO build an ADOBE
lots and 10. block Il. East Fl Pasoi es-
Polk County news-gazette. (Benton, Tenn.) 190?-191?, 1914-08-13
REVELATION WAS TOO MUCH
Picture Of "HoIIerirs Jones" az "a
VoFite Diversion Caused Him
70 Reform.

a wcllknOWn Illustrator, v h0 makes
interesting western pictures, once
made the acquaintance Of a noisy but
good-natured cowboy who reiolccd IN
the appellation of "Hollering Jones
In physical appearance this man Was
typical Of his kind, and the artist made
several studies Of him. both in re-
pose and in his favorite diversion Of
"holiering. Some Of the studies were
sold by the artist to an eastern maya
zine. They showed Jones in his most
violent state.
A year later the artist again visited
the region. He was soon approached
by Mr. Jones himself, bearing one. OF
the pictures. which he had torn from
the magazine in which it's was printed
Pointing to it, he asked:
rs that me?"
We'll" replied the artist evasively.
Il got the general idea from you, of
course, but"
oh / amt takin' no offense,' Jones
made haste to say. It's all right; only
if it's me, say So
IF you put it to me that way said
the artist, Il can only reply that ii is
a fairly good portrait of you
The men here on the ranch agree
with you. So l look like that when |
holler, do II"
Il think you do
In that case" said Hollering Jones,
ALI I've got to say is that Hollering
Jones has hollered his last holler
Hereafter, when l celebrates, ] does
so with tin horn In my own oDin-
ion. no man has a right to look like
that-not round white folks, anyhow.
Youths Companion.
Polk County news-gazette. (Benton, Tenn.) 190?-191?, 1914-08-13
Some Weather.

College boys who put money in their
purses by toll in Kansas wheat fields
will not be discouraged by this story:
Il think | smell burning meat, said
the farmer, as he paused for a moment
in the harvest field to mop his brow
you do, said the raw harvest hand,
YEARLY, as he stopped to get couple
more sheaves of golden grain. The
burning meat you smell is my liver
frying. 1t is overdone." And with
that the young fellow spat on a grass
hopper and scalded it to death.-At-
lanta Constitution.
Polk County news-gazette. (Benton, Tenn.) 190?-191?, 1914-08-13
Rather EHeminate.

Congressman Peter J. Dooling of
New York smiled the other evening
when reference at dinner was made
to effeminate ways. He said he was
reminded of the explanation of Smith.
Some time ago the Smiths attended
a reception where they met a man
named Brown. On the way home,
while exchanging opinions of the
guests, Brown was mentioned.
Speaking Of that man Brown" Wig
orously remarked Smith, me certainly
has an effeminate way of talking"
why, john" was the wondering re-
toinder of Mrs. Smith, "how can you
say that? He certainly has a very loud
and masculine voice.
Eyes, know he has, explained
Smith, but what l mean is that he
talks all the time Philadelphia Tele-
graph.
Polk County news-gazette. (Benton, Tenn.) 190?-191?, 1914-08-13
No Airs About Her.

"Airs!" exclaimed the proud mother
and shook her head vigorously. MY
Elsie, for all her learning, hasn't any
more airs, so to speak, than her poor
old dad
Then she won't turn up her nose at
her old s<SaAass ?" .queried the visitor
La, mol"
How refreshing! Most girls who go
through college nowadays will hardly
look at you after they're graduated"
well, they amt like my Elsie, that's
all l can say" retorted Elsie's ma.
She's become a caTnivorous reader of
course, and she frequently importunes
music. But stuck up-my Elsie? Not
bit. She's unanimous to everybody
has a most infantile vocabulary, and
what's more, never keeps a caller
waiting while she dresses up. No, she
just runs down, nom de plume, as she
is"
Polk County news-gazette. (Benton, Tenn.) 190?-191?, 1914-08-13
Very Effective.

At an English prrdncial theater not
long since the obtain rose on an
empty stage in the second act OF a
play, and by and by a neek-looklng
young man with dust-coat slung over
his arm came on and loudly called,
"Uncle-uncle!
According to the book of the play
he should have received no answer to
his cali, and after an appropriate pause
should have gone on with mono
logue. But a graceless god in the
gallery took upon himself to answer
the actor.
"All right, I'm coming in moment.
How much do you want on it." he
shouted.
The effect on the audience may be
imagined
Polk County news-gazette. (Benton, Tenn.) 190?-191?, 1914-08-13
RESINOL STOPS DANDRUFF
AND ITCHING SCALP

If you are troubled with dandruff,
eczema or other ecaly, itching scalp
affection, try shampoos with resinol
soap and az occasional treatment with
resinol ointment. You will be sur
prised how quickly the trouble disap-
pears, and the health and beauty of
the hair improves.
Resinol soap and ointment also heal
skin eruptions, clear away pimples and
blackheads, and form most valuable
household treatment for sunburn, heat
rash, etc. Sold by all druggists. Pre-
scribed by doctors for 10 years.-Adv.
Polk County news-gazette. (Benton, Tenn.) 190?-191?, 1914-08-13
Hot in the SuperIative.

A preacher was describing the bad
place to a congregation of she'll
backs
"Shipmates," he said, you've seen
the molten iron come running out OF
the furnace, sizzling and kissing, like
some kind of snaky, horrible monster,
Well, shipmates-'
The preacher pointed his forefinger
at the awed shellbaCks.
Well, shipmats,' he said, solemn
". they use that stuff for ice cream
in hell"