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Evening journal., 1914-06-19

+ or sALE-NTCE SIX ROOM HODSE
on Pine street, between pwenty.seeand
,i,i. auu YEN y-thfd. All conveniences; heater
y eganse, front porch. Price $1,000 Address
s'9 Evening Journal ONCE maya.tf
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TRANSPORTATION
FentOn Beach

Yacht Macoutah Captain George q
King. Boat leaves Shpley street wharf
Saturday, June 90. single trip to beach,
o clock sunday June 2i round trips D
a. n and y noon, leaving beacn. last trim
o'clock, Regular schedule will begin iasf
week IN .Imnn
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MASQUERADE SUITS


M As0lkRADE sUI"S-MeS SUSAN
w. standervics. No. 80 Vandover
avenue parft.tf
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AY ILL SELL CHEAP FOR QUICK
w sale. Singer Sewing Machine in
first class order. Apply No. 205 West
Seventh ST. may26.tf
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| DooMs FOR LIGHT UsEkEErfNG.
~ No 2oi = Fifth 81 iunel I'M
ID ooMs FOR RENT. WITH USE or
~ phone, Ne SO Adams ST iuneistf
rLEAN FURNISHED ROOMS roR
~ housekeeping Convenience No. lib
81 may I'm
EoR RENT-rWo COMMUNICATING
'front.' rooms for lodging ENeelicnt loca.
Ion p. y 4 phone, 9ao june5 Ia.
II OR RENT-NICELy FURNISHED
4 rooms An conveuiences rates reas.
enahle. 10 1897 Market 81 may % I'M
u OR RENT-NfcEfY rfTRNTgHED
rooms. No. 500 West siN'h street
junelalm
7 ARGE SECOND STORY Front ROOM
maya7lmo s5i MARKET sr
< FcoND STORY FBoNr ROOM. wrTH
~ private family, $500 per week 80 COS
West Fourth 81 mays61m
ID GtlNGn GENTLEMAN III PRIVATE
~ family, for second story front room AN
eonFenieuces No. fo9 Adams 81 maya6tf.
ITO WEST. STREET. FOR RENT. !
q Second ftors front roon FOR
'oQslng iune6la
EoR RENT-TWo LARGE. UNrUR I
nished rooms for rent No sos Ma iison I
"A iure6.l1t
NJ ltnLA fURklsHEp sEIOND STORY 4
~ front room for iadies or husband ana I
Y ie. Use of telephone. Apply No. ssl 1
Ietnaii 81 febs7.tf
Two CoMMuNICATING UNFURNIsTIED 4
rooms for two gentlemen or man md 4
vile Win furnish Il desired sO4 MON
ROE STREET mav4.aod.tf
GLEAN, FURNISHED ROOMS FOR
~ rent, for light housekeeping; conven
ehces 1900 FRENCH ST
iunet O-uod .
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CHIROPODrsTs

III i.oiA -OHNSON SIkADl.EY ~ .o7
Market street. Graduate N ,iowier sr.i
3aaana Treats Corns bumioas. Tn-re,.n
eals kte Evenings hy appaintn.ent D
oAt rrre6ff
II IIIABErH HANRAHAN GRADUATE.
~ fovler Hanna. ltd Chironod anr
Il aaulcuEing, hair dressing and uassazine
So 200 ADAMS ST. D 4 AM aans TTln
s@A ~ @pp'tn-ment marf6 TEr
q A NNIE NJ. sCHtFFrR rutrpnenrsr.
- rnrnf. bunionE. ngrown nails treated
'cot usssagr Consult Ue ior sii ioa, ron
sfa a Phone 1885 Room I5e du
o"t Dun1ng iano6tf
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EQR RENT-TWo COMMUNICATING
A front rooms Tor lodging Excellent ioca.
Ion p 4. phone, $50 iune5.im.
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AUCTION SALES.

- =
ttff0N SALE on AN KINDS OF
IN household furnishings ana many
l1fr ariiclcs viii be hold al si7 EnN
Asrfh street On Saturday iune .0 "A n91a
eiork CAMPER AND COMPANY.
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UPHOLSTERINc,

Il URN1ruRE E-UPHoLSTERFD- S1T,
= rets altered and LAID. Awnings and
snade work. Phone for estimate pbilin
y. Conway s. Co, No. oi6 Shiniev straet
-uul. 19oAh' may19.tf.
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E OR RENT--N1CELy FURNISHED
a rooms, All conyenences rates reas.
mAhle no 1897 Market 50 may 30 iu.
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ROOMS FOR RENT

DooMs FOR LfGHT HOUSEKEEPING.
~ no, 20l y Fifth 81 iuneI I'm
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ROOFE2S

Z - -
MT Il. WILLIAMS CO
" No. 81 Orange 81 Roofing, Spout.
lns ana Heating Metal and composition
roouns Hot Air Heatink and vcntilatng
hepairmg promptly done Phone Ianie,tf
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ID ooMs FOR RENT. WITH USE or
IL phone, No SIS Adams sd iuneis.tf
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MONEY TOLOAN

nj oRTGAGES- MONEY no LOAN oN
~ Mortgages. $1,000. $1,000. sa, ZOO.
@apoo $1,000 or amounts 10 suit + per
cent. interest when on good properties sat
lsiattpfF second mortgages negotiated
PETER VI FORD
iuncie cod I'm Ford Bnildinr
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BOARD WANTED.

xA ANTED-BY YOUNG NAN R00sI ~
" private family, with board. Cen.
iraliy located. Address =. G. G. r. O Box
~, wv. iunels.2t
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REAL ESTATE FOR SALE

-
E OR sALE-AN EXCELLENT MASff
- featuring site, centrally located Two
st99Iy pflck building. 40xi0O feet. Reason.
oeias sihsi address sis. Evening Journal
mayl9-ff
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~ LEAN FURNISHED ROOMS FOR
~ housekeeping. Convenience No lfls
Ning - may231m
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HELP WANTED
SITUATIONS WANTED-MALE

D 0SlTION AS COLLECTOR By RELI.
y able man with rne best 81 reference.
Address VS., Evening journal odice
5nnefs.2t
WoUNG MAN. COLLEGE GRADUATE. a3
a years old desires summer position as
tAier or companion especially tl children
Excellent references Address 06. Even.
nr journal Office. iune5 cod I'm
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REAL ESTATE FOR RENT

r or RENT-No 400 FERRIS STREET
rooms and bath. Woodlawn Company,
~ ovA Grant Ave apri.tf.
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Il OR RENT-NICELY FURNTSHFD
rooms No 500 West SiN'h street
juncI2 lm
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o. G. GOODEN

NO. ? WEST NINTH STREET
Real Estate Mortgages and Insurance.
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II OR REMITTANCE HOUSE AT NO.
a 1927 Easi Fourteenth street Apply No.
1898 East Fourteenth Sd. iunel6.i2t.
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II OR RENT-sIN ROOM HOUSE. MOD.
ern improvements. Amply - S LYMAN.
hismefe' Del Phone. lol5D junel6.6t.
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EUR kENT-25e7 WAsHTNGTON sT
= new, modern house. b. T. TOPkIS. 42O
iWeniy' second street d. & a. Phone
io'A june10.tf
Wausau pilot. [volume] (Wausau, Wis.) 1896-1940, 1914-09-01

The following telegram was received
by the Wausau Business College last
Thursday:
INDIANAPOLIS, IND, Aug. q, IA.
WAUsAU BUSINESS COLLEGE,
WauSau, Wis.
In worlds shorthand championship
contest, Atlantic City, yesterday,
auspices National Shorthand Report
ers' association, Fannie Schoenfield,
seventeen years old, stenotypist, won
one hundred fifty word test, ninety
nine nine-tenths accuracy. establish
ing new worlds record. First eight
positions TO stenotypists. Mabelle
Head. eighteen year old stenotypist,
won one hundred seven5y-f7e word
test, ninety-eight nine-tenthS accu-
racy. First five positions to steno-
typists No shorthandels qualified.
Fannie ScHoenfeld won two hundred
word test, ninety-nine three-tenths
accuracy, establishing new worlds
record Glenn Boiling, eighteen year
old steaotypiSJ won Two hundred
twenty word test, ninety seven four
renthS accuracy. establishing new
worlds record. First and third places
" SACttOtN HioDcs iDEilii III OtItl clAQi+-
handler to qualify. an these yorug
stenotypists began study Of stenotype
less than two years ago Notwitll-
standing their youth and inexperience
they decisiyely defeated such worlds
champions and stars as Behrin, three
times champian, Carson, Nellie Wood
Ransom. Pendell and many others,
all with seven 90 twenty years court
reporting experience Result is a
sweeping victory for stereotype and
should silence and convince skeptics
forever through use Of stereotype
These mere children have become ex-
perrs and worlds champions. Tell
your newspapers. Thousands of
stenographers parents, and business
men vitality interested.
THE STENOrYPE Co.
Stenotypy is taught in the Wausau
Business College. adv
Wausau pilot. [volume] (Wausau, Wis.) 1896-1940, 1914-09-01
we standing Of the teams Is
SUCCESSFUL SUMNER WORK
BOORMAN HERE.

The summer work in the Y. NJ c..
A., is closing very successfully. The
tennis tournaments are over and the
evening Sunday school base ball games
have all been played. Preparation is
being made for a big year Gym
classes. will start in about month
and it is very probable that if the
high school boys club has its Tues
day evening suppers and after-meet-
ings they will also begin at that time.
w. r. Boorman, the new Boys di-
rector arrived here last Friday. He
is a graduate of the University and
has had splendid training in boys
work. He began an acquaintance
making campaign and by his numer-
Gus comical stories has won over every
boy he has met He is planning a
good year Of work but won't commit
himself in advance. All he needs is
cooperation from the boys and young
men and success win come. e. w.
Brandenbqrg has done such thorough
work. here, however, that the begin
ming work of the fall will continue
without break.
The membership campaign comes
again next month and some tall hust-
ling will be done then. Everyone
confidently expects that the thousand
mark viii be reached this year and
that's pretty big membership for a.
town of this size. Indications are for
an increase, though even if that mark
is not reached, for new people are COM
ing in already and the past week has
brought a number of renewals.
Wausau pilot. [volume] (Wausau, Wis.) 1896-1940, 1914-09-01

Mr.. and Mrs. p. II. Voehlker of
Milwaukee, are the happy parents of
twins. Mrs. Voehlker was formerly
Ida Kiclbusch of this city.
Boys and girls, see Mayer, the Shoe
Mans ofTer-a splendid steel pocket
KIN en- away with every pair j,
shoes purchased at his store.
A platform, on which there were
150 persons, viewing the races, fell
on Friday afternoon at Marshfeld, at
the fair Very few received Slight
injuries.
Many of the farmers of this coun-
ty are cutting their second crop Of
clover. Il ride into the country
shows many fields of clover, all in
blossom.
Before deciding to adorn your wall
with paper this fall, call at Piers
store and see the stock he is now
cleaning out to reduce same at the
very lowest figures. adv
Those who have travelled to Mer-
rill the past few weeks have been
simply carried away with the SPLEEN
did roads, They never W ere SO fine
between the two cities.
There were a good many autos out
to the Dells on the Eau Claire on
Sunday afternoon, viz. Chas. Wag-
ner, II. Seim, Jr., Chas. Pfeifer, Otto
Mathie and Frank Young.
The past week has been one of the
coolest ever known in these parts in
August. 1t was so cold that it was
necessary to start up the furnace
fires in houses and business places.
J. r. Congdon of Stevens Point,
has built a house boat which will be
of service between Stevens Point
and Knowlton. 1t has all conven-
fences, sleeping and living rooms,
electric light, water, etc.
Wausau pilot. [volume] (Wausau, Wis.) 1896-1940, 1914-09-01
REV. AND MR5. EVANS HONE.

Rev. and Mrs. Rich. Evans arrived
home from Europe last Thursday on
the Andenia, landing at Montreal.
They experienced no trouble what
ever coming across the Atlantic, being
stopped but once and that by a British
torpedo boat which warned the cap
tain not to show so much light. Ar
irving at Montreal Rev and Mrs
Evans caught train in an hour for
Chicago and started from that city
Friday evening. Mrs. Evans stopped
for a visit at Hortonyille with her pa
rents, While her husband came on to
Wausau, Rev. and Mrs. Evans en-
joyed themselves every minute des-
pite the condition of affairs They
spent some time in Ireland, Scotland,
England and France. During the
first month Of their stay in Ireland
they visited in northern Ireland, then
going to the south for several weeks.
Rev. Evans says they rode over a
thousand miles in autos through Ire
land and England and that the entie
way the roads were as smooth as a
table They were in Paris two days
before Austria and Seryia clashed but
at that time Rev. Evans says there
was not much excitement regarding
war. London was reached when war
broke out. There, they say, was
great deal of subdued excite
ment and that it came as a relief to
the general populace when war was
declared Although Rev. Evans re-
sided in Ireland for twenty-one years,
having been born there, he reports
that ne hsdneyer taken trip through
the isles in which he had seen
more or enjoyed himself as much.
They came out very lucky every
where. They just escaped Paris be-
fore trouble began, just had a check
cashed before it would have been i'm
possible and also rescued their bag
gage when it seemed almost lost
among the luggage of the modified
troops which occupied every train.
Wausau pilot. [volume] (Wausau, Wis.) 1896-1940, 1914-09-01
ANNUAL FAIR

Everything is in readiness for the
county fair and the fair grounds to-
day is one of the most active places
in the county. The main building is
being put in readiness for various dis
plays and the buildings opened up for
cattle, horses, etc The display of
machinery is being taken to the
grounds and this exhibition will be
unusually good this year. By Tues
day evening all entries will be made
and stock and displays on the ground.
One Of the best improvements made
upon the grounds this year is the
road leading from the main gate to
the grand stand. This has been
covered with disintegrated granite.
The line of privileges are about as
usual and the attractions fully equal
if not better than in former years. 1t
will be an interesting week and all
should boost for the fair and make it
a success. From present indications
the weather is going to be very favor
able.
Wausau pilot. [volume] (Wausau, Wis.) 1896-1940, 1914-09-01
PROGRAM FOR DIST. MEETING.

I The following program has beer ar
ranged for the district meeting to be
held Wednesday evening Sept. ,, 1914,
in this city of the various |. 0. @. +.
lodges comprising District No. 6:
PROGRAM
I Call to Order at 7;30 O'Clock p. IN.
I Roll Call of Lodges.
. Address of Welcome, DIR. Roy, OF
iWausau Lodge No. 2l5.
Response, by Jenny Lodge No. %,
of Merrill.
Reading of Minutes of Preceding
Meeting
Reports OF all Lodges Comprising
the District.
Reports of Committees.
Unfinished Business.
New business.
Parliamentary Practice.
Degree work, First Degree by Wau-
sau Lodge No. 2l5.
disqualification of Secret Work
2nd Degree, West Merrill 80, 3rd De
gree, Tomahawk 155.
Discussion of Law and Ritual.
Good of the Order
Social Session.
Closing.
Wausau pilot. [volume] (Wausau, Wis.) 1896-1940, 1914-09-01
SHORT ITEMS.

After a very cold week Sunday
turned out very warm and very
pleasant day.
The ornamental lights are being
installed on the west side from the
main bridge to First Ave and block
each way on that street from Gin
ton.
The Lumberjacks played the Mer-
rill base ball team last Thursday
afternoon winning so easily that the
Merrill papers say the game was
punk. The score was IA to 5 in
Wausau's favor.
Miss Catherine Beaver of uhe Town
OF Weston, died a week ago today
after an Illness of one year. She was
born on June :, 1862 and she died on
August "A. She was buried in Pine
Grove cemetary.
The ladies of the Presbyterian
church have secured the privilege of
the dining pavilion at the fair grounds
where they will serve meals during
the fair. Go to the dining pavilion
each day for your noon meal.
f. f. Swanson departed today for
Winnetka, Ill.,, where he will teach
manual training the coming year.
Mr.. Swanson has been principal of the
Franklin school for several years.
Mrs. Swanson will follow him soon.
A red squirrel ran up one of the
poles which carries the electric cur
rent that furnishes power to the
street railway and also carries other
wires, at Eau Claire on Friday. In
stretching across he formed a short
circuit and stopped the cars running
for two hours.
Leading out TO the southwest OF
the city, down at the McCleary bridge,
the city roads are in depIorable con
dition but from the city limits the
roads have been turnpiked and are in
excellent condition The city should
at least meet the towns with good
turnpike roads.
AT the Central Wisconsin state fair
held at MarShfeld last week i'm the
2:25 trot speed races, purse 500, The
Baranwood, owned by DR. G. A. Mills
of this city, took third money Al
of the horse races were started'by NJ
G. BELLS, also of this city, and he bore
out his usual splendid reputation as {
starter.
Last Friday while blasting stumps
at Lake View, near Merrill, Frank
A. Kennedy of Merrill, lost his life
Fuses leading to four charges il
stumps had been lighted, two o
them were exploded. After waitins
for awhile, supposing the other tw,
charges rad failed, he approached
and was within six feet OF one of tn,
svumpS when the dynamite exploded
He was struck by piece of
stump and died within half al
hour. Mr.. Kennedy was 81 years o
age.
Wausau pilot. [volume] (Wausau, Wis.) 1896-1940, 1914-09-01
BASE BALL NOTES.

Very few scheduled games have
been played aI home during the past
week, but III al the Lumberjacks
showed Improvement over their play
ing of the past two months. Baxter,
as manager, has been endeavoring to
make good team ont of the material
lie had on hand, and whae lie could
get.at this time of the gear. which
isn't much. The end Of the season is
very near and while the fans can. they
had better get out and see the games,
not only for tile pleasure of going but
also TO insure a league team next
year. Tuesday, there was no game
and Wednesday and Thursday the
locals invaded Stevens Point and Mer-
rill in exhibition games. Accounts of
these are given elsewhere. Friday a
very close game was played against
Appleton, Wausau winning by a score
of nine to eight. The game was full
of excitement, Hoffman and kench
were the Wausau pitchers. Saturday
the score was eight to three, Wausau
losing, and Stevenson pitching. Sun
day phe score vas four to three,
Wausau wiuning, and Ballies pitch
ing. Baxter and Miller are proving
themselves fine players. Baxter's
fielding and batting has been good
and Miller has been batting the ball
all over the field, besides securing
occasional home runs and fielding
nearly perfect.
Wausau pilot. [volume] (Wausau, Wis.) 1896-1940, 1914-09-01
MRS. Z. A. PATTERSON
Passed Away in Minneapolis Last
Monday Night, August rs, 1914.


On Tuesday. shortly before this
paper went to press, the sad news of
the death Of Mrs. f. A. Patterson of
Minneapolis was received by relatives
and friends in this city. The re-
mains we're brought to Wa isau on
Wednesday accompanied by the hus-
band, son and mother and funeral
services were held on Thursday
morning from the Presbyterian church
Rev. T. NJ. Duer officiating The re-
mains were placed in the family lot
in Pine Grove cemetery.
Mrs. Patterson, whose maiden
namewas Belle Macdonald, was the
only daughter of Mrs. Finlay Mac
Donald and Was born in Wausau
July 10, 1888, and lived here until
three years ago when she moved with
her mother to Minneapolis where
two years ago she was united in mar
riage to Mr.. Patterson of that city.
The news of her death came as a
great shock to her relatives and many
life long friends. Her sterling Quail
ties and sunny disposition endeared
her to all who knew her. and her
home life and surroundings were
perfected by her many amiable char
acteristics. Death in whatever form
it comes is tragedy, but when it
comes to one who is young, to one
whose life and influence are needed,
it is a double sorrow. The sympathy
of all goes out TO the husband, moth
er and little son who are lett to
mourn the loss of their loved one.
Wausau pilot. [volume] (Wausau, Wis.) 1896-1940, 1914-09-01
A CLOSE CALL

A boy by. the name of Theodore
Schbotte, while fishing near the power
house of the Wausau Street, r. r.
Co., came near being electrocuted
last Thursday. He went under a
platform looking for new fishing
hole and came in contact with a live
wire carrying 1900 volts. Why he was
not killed Instantly is a wonder. He
was rendered unconscious and was
found in that condition by his COM
panions, who Immediately caleld a
doctor who soon brought the boy to
himself. He was all right again the
following day
Wausau pilot. [volume] (Wausau, Wis.) 1896-1940, 1914-09-01
SEIZE YOUR OPPORTUNITY.
Get Out and Hunt For 1t if 1t Doesn't
Knock at Your Coor.

Get Out and Hunt For 1t if 1t Doesn't
Knock at Your Coor.
Lots of fellows have overlooked an
opportunity simply because they were
too close to it.
Don't be like the sick man who heard
of the curative properties of the waters
of Carlsbad and went there 10 take
them. After he arrived he consulted
a physician who carefully diagnosed his
case and then told him that his par
ticular aiIment would respond better to
the waters of a certain spring in Amer
let which springY asked the pa
tent. Zone of the springs in Sara
toga,'' replied the doctor. That's GER
tainly toughr' said the sufferer. 81 live
in Albany"
If you're made of the right stuff
you'll find plenty of room to create
something for yourself in the job you've
got You can grow just as big there as
you can in something of your own
building.
They say that opportunity knocks
once at every mans door. ! don't
know the name of the scientist who
managed TO get such a fine line on tae
habits of opportunity. but if opportu-
nifty does announce itself the chances
are that it misses many door. and in
some. cases when it does knock ] pre-
sume there's nobody at home"
My impression is that opportunity as
a rule doesn't knock at all-or very
rarely. Opportunity consists of think
ing. doiag. having plenty Of patience
and perseverance, possessing the atil-
ity to size up a situation and having
the nerve and willingness TO take sd
vantage of ft--Mauriee Switzer Les
lies
Wausau pilot. [volume] (Wausau, Wis.) 1896-1940, 1914-09-01
TAN ELECTROCUTED

/ Halle Armstrong, a young man of
twenty-four who has been residing in
/ this city since March, having come
/ from Richland Center, and was en-
pioyed by the Street Railroad Com
pany, lest his life late Friday after
noon when he was electrocuted. The
disaster occurred to the right of the
high bridge directly back of the Nor
thern Milling Company's mill on the
bank of the river. Armstrong came
into contact with two live wires
while working with another electric
ian on a new pole in installing a
wire along the bank of the river.
Mr.. Armstrong was kept up at the
top of the pole by his safety belt after
the accident, despite his condition.
Lowered to the ground he was I'M
conscious continually, though directly
after the contact he was heard TO
speak. Doctors had been summoned
/ and as soon as possible commenced
work over his body but nothing could
be done. District Attorney Ed. p.
German made an investigation but an
inquest was decided unnecessary as
the death appeared entirely due to the
accident. The only visible signs of
the result were several burns on Mr..
Armstrong; fingers and one on the
back, showing the two places of con-
tact.
Mr.. Armstrong; body was prepared
for burial in this city and sent to the
home of his relatives at Richland
Center, last Saturday. The deceased
is survived by his wife, who lives in
this city, and by his mother and a
brother IF picbIaDd Centpr
Wausau pilot. [volume] (Wausau, Wis.) 1896-1940, 1914-09-01
INVITATION MEET.

An Invitation Golf meet vas held
at Appleton last Frieay an6 the fol-
loving men went over from TINS city /:
Newman Bells, Robert Evans Don
Gooding, A. Al. Babcock, Dr.. Lsdwig
and A. p. Wotdson. Trey reported a
fine time and splendid reception, up
on their return and siiy that there
were 6fty-seyen entries in the touTna-
ment. The meet was held at the
River View gelf grounas which were
in splendid condition. 2Seuman 8ellis
and Donald Gipoding won cups; Neu-
man in class B and Donald inc. They
returned here Saturday morning.
Wausau pilot. [volume] (Wausau, Wis.) 1896-1940, 1914-09-01
LABOR DAY.

The Labor Unions of the city are
to have 4 picnic at the Shooting park
on Labor Day, Monday, Sept. 7th.
The event viii be under the auspices
of the Wausau Central Labor Union.
AT one o'clock all will assemble at
the corner of Fourth and Scott streets
and march TO the grounds
Wausau pilot. [volume] (Wausau, Wis.) 1896-1940, 1914-09-01

Mark Twain was once talking about
a play that bad failed
~No wonder it failed be said. Its
arthor -Fas a greenhorn. He knew no
more OF stagecraft that young Torn
R,vlins. knew OF saiIoring when be
shipped before the mast
-Greenhorn Tom. you know. being
rid TO 90 aIoft one dark. wet night
started up the rigging with a lantern
and an umbrella"
Wausau pilot. [volume] (Wausau, Wis.) 1896-1940, 1914-09-01

Shea prOversI says that tTnit Is
gold IL the morning ard lead at night
meaning that it's bad for one 10 the
evening. | Suppose. He-Thats right.
Look at the trouble Adam got into By
eating an apple after Eve-Boston
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