The Telegraph-courier. [volume] (Kenosha, Wis.) 1888-1946, 1914-09-03
GOOD JOKE ON WHEY
MRS, a-RuEBoVs FILTRATION
WITH HANDSOME STRANGER"
She Really Thought She Had Never
Before Seen the Young Man Who
Taught Her to Swim, but 1t
Turned Out She Had.

", you mean --aIlO he uOIT1SnSQ
one hand about his face, with grin.
Eyes, Just that want you to
shave. You're the only man in the
neighborhood with beard"
\ Well, my dear. want some badge
OF distinction
Il don't care! I'm getting 90 hate
your boards Just think of it! never
saw you with smooth face"
But when We were sparkling, dear.
you thought my beard SO nice = SO
silky, you said, and so becoming"
"But I've changed my mind. Other
men of your age don't wear a beard.
Nobody but old codgers. Besides, the
other women talk about it. He must
have weak face heard one of the
ineighbors say. She didn't think l was
listening. the cat!"
"Well, dear, if you insist upon. 1T. I'll
shave the moment get back from this
fishing trip"
What! Are you going fishing
Fagain?''
/ Yes. Up in Canada. Want toscome
along7"
81 should think not! And if you go
fishing again, l shall go down to the
shore for couple of weeks. 1 sup
pose you'll be gone that long"
"All right, my dear. Go and enjoy
yourself. But don't firt too much"
"FTirtl The idea! Aren't you
ashamed OF yourself, John Trueboy?
But l suppose you firt when you're
fishing"
CA little with the fish, yes. But thera
are no pretty girls where I'm going.
We have TO rough it up there"
/ Il don't believe you. Besides, you
see plenty Of pretty girls on the way
there and back"
Il do eh?" And John Trueboy caught
her in his arms and tried to kiss her.
''Tll never kiss you again, John, un5
til you get rid Of your beard. And TIT
have good look at you when you are
shaved before ! kiss you then" And
she seemed to mean IT,
John Trueboy started on his fishing
trip, and Mrs. Trueboy lost no time in
making for the seashore
Before Mrs. Trueboy started, how.
ever, she attended two bargain sales
and QUILTED herself deliberately. The
season was a bit late, and she made
bargains. She got a fetching bathing
suit that displayed her slightly figure to
the best advantage, and when she first
made her appearance on the shore she
was very good to look at, with a polka
dotted red bathing cap that gave the
final touch of charm She was a flne
swimmer and looked far more alluring
in the water than some women do on
shore.
Mrs. Trueboy had no notion Of fiirt-
ing when she went to the shore, al
though she felt little resentment at
Trueboy for self1shly going fishing and
leaving her to her own devices.
But the first day she did flirt with
Ia young msn-one of the very few in
the water-to the anger of every other
woman on the beach. She sat with
him and swan with him, and in tho
evening she danced with him. And he
appreciated her kindness. The next
day, as she was floating and swimming
about and wondering whether she had
done Just right in the matter, she
caught a glimpse Of a handsomer
young man floating near her. She had
noted him at breakfast, for he was a
fresh arrival, and had been tempted to
indulge in slight Irritation there and
then, for he had encouraged it. But
all at once she thought Of John True
boy, away up in.Canada, and she really
began to believe he couldn't flirt on q
fishing trip.
But she changed her mind. She was
floating in shallow water, as she found
by touching bottom. and the tempta-
ton was too great. She pretended she
couldn't swim, and shrieked and made
show of helplessness. This expert
mental deceit is sometimes affected by
young women who really could give a
mermaid race.
The handsome fellow, Of course,
came to her rescue. and their acquain-
lance began. He set about teaching
her. Young women who can't swim or
who pretend they can't and young men
who teach young women how to swim
know something Of the peculiar init
macy Of this joyous task. 1t was not
long before AIRS. Traeboy forgot all
about John in Canada, and she even
looked at the young man she had fiirt-
ed with but yesterday as though she
never before had seen him At mo-
ments her conscience troubled her
bit, but she got over that. This was
too much fun TO be worrying about
anything else.
"You seem to like me- said the
young man unblughing1y, as they
wadsd out.
Mrs. Trueboy looked about in alarnl.
This was not the voice that had been
teaching her to swim. But 1t was the
voioa Of John TPueboy, who had
shaTede-Judge.