St. Johns review. (Saint Johns, Or.) 1904-current, 1914-03-06

DdTDer SnOD. auV.
Nobody ever tells any gooc
news in an anonymous letter.
At least one of the parties t
every marriage ought to be al
optimist.
A man may keep young in
spirit and still grow old in the
back and legs.
What has become of the old
fashioned man who used to mis-
take solemnity for religion?
All patent medicines, toilet
articles at special cut rate prices
at The st. Johns Pharmacy. ad
Picture framing done at Portland
prices at II. + Clark's, the furni-
utre man. Adv.
An electric massage, only one
in town. - -Gilmore's barber shop.
adv.
The Missouri courts have de-
cided that the man is the head
of the family. But what do they
know about it?
One suffragist says men ought
TO be abolished. Yes; but then
who would make the bed for the
sweet peas?
Chinese danced the tango
two thousand years before the
Christian era" And see where
they are now.
Watches" made over into
"Time-pieces" at reasonable
rates at Rogers, 800 N. Jersey
street.
William Anderson. who has
been doing some fine landscape
work in Hillsboro, has returned
to st. Johns.
A new baby girl arrived at the
home of John N. Edlefsen, CASH
ier of the Peninsula National
Bank. last Friday morning.
For Rent Two fine rooms in
the Holbrook building. Apply to
Secretary of the Commercial
Club. adv.
Minuet Talcum Powder, the
talcum in the large can. bigger
and better than others. Get il
at The st. Johns Pharmacy. nd
The San Dieu Reins class of
the United Evangelical church
have decided TO leave the date
for the minstrel show March
Goth.
We don't suppose any school
teacher ever had the nerve TO
tell Mr.. Bryan's boy that he
might some day become Presi-
dent.
One California mayor does the
family washing every Monday.
Even though he does Il for polit-
ical effect. il is a great help TO
his wife.
The city council has decided
TO give the voters an opportunity
to vote upon the purchase of a
triple combination auto fire en-
gine at a cost not 20 exceed $9.-
500. The question will appear
on the ballot at the April cleo
ton.
Next Sunday after the late
mass a dinner will be served in
the school building on Smith av-
enue for the benefit of the school.
All the members of the parish
and their friends are invited TO
come and help the good cause.
adv.
The Fraternal Brotherhood an
nounce a grand ball TO be given
in the ST. Johns rink Friday,
March 18th. You are cordially
invited 10 attend. The latest
dances, including the hesitation
waltz and one step. will be intro
iuced. Good music and a good
time. adv.
The primaries will be held to-
beginning at eight
o'clock and the polls being kept
open until eight o'clock i'm the
evening. More interest than has
ever before been manifested in
.he primary election is being
avinced this year, and a large |
vote is anticipated.
All school children from the
ith grade are being given a |
lower pot and flower plant by !
F. X. Spalding of the st. Johns
Greenhouse. The pupils are ex-
Dected TO take care of the plants |
until Fall. when a contest will |
be held and ten prizes will be |
given to the ones making the
best showing of the flowers.
Pupils have the privilege of
their choice of plants.
Mrs. Albert f. Drinker died
At her home. l01l Lynn avenue.
st. Johns. Wednesday morning. |
Il the age of II years. She was
apparently in good health. and
passed away without warning. of
leart trouble. Mrs. Drink er was
,f sturdy Scotch descent. a ma