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South Bend news-times. (South Bend, Ind.) 1913-1938, 1914-06-22
JACKSON CAPTURES BOTH
HartzelIs Mud Hens Fail TO Hit the
Ball.

JACKSON, Mich. June 22.-TOpsy
HartzeTs Toledoans found two Jack
son pitchers in great form Sunday aft
ernOn and dropped two tight battles.
both by the score Of ? TO !. Pitcher
Crosman, who held Toledo to six hits
in the first game, equaled the season
strikeout record in the league by
whiting 13 Ohio batsmen.
First game:
Toledo ..... Dol 600 000-1
Jackson $3.50. 600 200 0O%-2 3
Baxter and Dennis; CrOssman and
Hernandez.
Second game:
Toledo ....... 600 600 OO1-1 l
Jackson ...... 10 geo 0O*-2 s l
Turner and Dennis; Spaulding and
Hernandez.
South Bend news-times. (South Bend, Ind.) 1913-1938, 1914-06-22
ASSOCIATION SCORES

At Milwaukee (13):
Louisville 900 600 600 600 Ii 10 0
Milwaukee 600 900 600 600 90 2
LOudermilk and Severoid; Young
and Hughes Umpires-O' Brien and
Westervelt.
At St. Paul (first game):
Columbus .....010 900 000-1 s 0
ST. Paul .23O 600 OOx-5 s 4
Eayers. Taylor and Smith; Gardner
and Glenn. Umpires-Owens and
Connolly.
Second:
Columbus 100 600 0OO-1 1
St. Paul . 600 101 O0X-2 0
Ingersoll and Smith; Hopper and
James. Umpires-Owens and Con-
molly.
At Kansas City (hrst camel
Indianapolis ...OO3 o1O 2Oo-6 ?
Kansas City .020 100 22x-7 9 )
Schardt and Livingstone: GaIlia and
Moore. Umpires-Murray and John
son.
Second:
indianapolis .22O O51 OOO-1O IA o
ansas City OO1 600 $50 s Is 3
Adams, Merz and Blackburne;
Richie. Regain and GeibeL
At Minneapolis (frst game):
Minneapolis ...220 010 001-6
Cleveland .024 600 01O-7 10 /
Drucke, Case, Hogue and Rondeau;
Kahler and Devoght.
Second game:
Minneapolis 100 100 01-3 0
Cleveland 100 600 800 0
Hogue. Finene and Rondeau; Cow
ington and Spellman. Devoght I'm
pires-JOhnstone and Irwin.
South Bend news-times. (South Bend, Ind.) 1913-1938, 1914-06-22
summary

Stolen baSes-Blausser Koehler
Sacrifice hits-Beall, Pay. >. Three
base hit-Korfhagen. Double plays
Duffy. Dobbins. Beall Struck out
ny Duffy, 3. Bases on balls-Off
Duffy. III: off Rynearson. l. Time OF
game-l;1O. Umpire-Green.
South Bend news-times. (South Bend, Ind.) 1913-1938, 1914-06-22
CATCHER Is SOLD.

NEWPORT NEWS. Va. June 22.-
Catcher GlOckson, Of the local Virgin
ia league team has been sold to the
Cincinnati National league club.
South Bend news-times. (South Bend, Ind.) 1913-1938, 1914-06-22
GAMES TODAY

GAMES TODAY.
South Bend at Battle Creek.
Toledo at Bay City.
Jackson at Kalamazoo.
Saginaw at Lansing.
Saginaw at Lansing.
Flint at Adrian.
South Bend news-times. (South Bend, Ind.) 1913-1938, 1914-06-22
FEDERAL LEAGUE.


AT KANSAS CITY.
Pittsburgh ...020 005 600 10 2
Kansas City ...01O 100 OO1-3 1
Barger and Berry; Packard. Adams
and Easterly. Umpires-Goeckel and
Mccormick.
AID CHICAGO.
Buffalo 600 600 oil 5
Chicago .... 600 600 O2*-2 2 0
Moore and Blair; LANCE and Wilson.
UmpireS-Cusack and Brannon.
AT ST. LOUIS.
Baltimore ...003 oil 1923 IT
St. Louis .1O2 600 O1O-4 2
Smith. Wilhelm and Russell; ;
Groome, Keupper and Simon I'm
pireS-NanSickle and Anderson.
South Bend news-times. (South Bend, Ind.) 1913-1938, 1914-06-22
SOUTHERN MICHIGAN
LEAGUE STANDING

RESULTS YESTERDAY.
South Bend. 7-3; Kalamazoo. 81.
Battle Creek, 4-3: Adrian. "a.
Jackson, %; Toledo. IL.
Bay City. 8: Saginaw. S.
Flint-Lansing, rain.
South Bend news-times. (South Bend, Ind.) 1913-1938, 1914-06-22
GIVE AND TAKE IN BILL
Battle Greek Gets FIRST But Drop the
Second.

BATTLE CREEK. Mich. June 22-
Jack LOOMS a veteran south MiChi-
gan Lacquer won the first game OF n
double-header from Adrian by his
tight pitching and lost the second By
loose work. The scores were ( 10 ?
for the Crickets victory and 1 20 g for
that OF the Tots
First game.
Adrian .-... 200 600 600 10 .
Battle Creek 600 020 cps &
Williams and LOOMS and Malcolm
son. Klein and RoWden.
Second game.
Adrian ...-... 600 OH 1t .
Battle Greek ..OI0 100 1O-3 .
LOOMS and MsIcolmson; Cristall
and BOWden.
South Bend news-times. (South Bend, Ind.) 1913-1938, 1914-06-22
We Take the S~ond.

Three hts IN RAPID SUCCESSION won
the second game for the Benders.
Three bumps came In the sixth and
sent two runs over. although one run
had been put across ia the third.
South Bend news-times. (South Bend, Ind.) 1913-1938, 1914-06-22
FEDERAL LEAGUE.
AMERICAN ASSOCIATION.
RESULTS YESTERDAY.
American League.


American League.
st. Louis. 5 Philadelphia, 0.
Chicago, B; Boston, g.
Cleveland, Z: New York, 8.
Washington, Z; Detroit, 5.
National League.
No games scheduled.
Federal League
Baltimore, s; g, louis, 4.
Chicago. .; Buffalo. l.
Pittsburgh, z; Kansas City, 3.
American Association.
Louisville, 1 Milwaukee, 0.
(13 innings.)
st. Paul, 90; Columbus, IL.
Indianapolis, $40; Kansas City. 7-6.
Cleveland, 7-3; Minneapolis, e-S.
GAMES TODAY.
Boston at Chicago.
New York at Cleveland.
Washington at Detroit
Philadelphia at st. Louis.
National League.
st. Louis at Boston.
Pittsburgh at Brooklyn
Cincinnati at New York
Chicago at Philadelphia
South Bend news-times. (South Bend, Ind.) 1913-1938, 1914-06-22
SOME NEWS NOTES.

Davies Laundry. Both phones
Leslie. the optician. sol S. Mich. ST.
DR.. StoecAley, dentist, 5Il J. NJ. 5.
South Bend news-times. (South Bend, Ind.) 1913-1938, 1914-06-22

June 24th. gets a ten dollar all Brass
Hall Lamp. Advt.
South Bend news-times. (South Bend, Ind.) 1913-1938, 1914-06-22
Score BY InHiE.

South Bend .....-...l Ot o. IL
Kalamazoo .... 600 Dol 01O-2
Stolen bases-StevensOn Sacrifice
hits-K Orfhagen. GrodiCk. Three
base hit-Pay. Double playS-Steven-
son 20 Beall: Rynearson, Walsh TO Pay.
Struck out-By Keifer. s: by Rynear-
son. 8. Bases on balls-Off Rynear-
son. =. Time OF game-I:S5. Umpire
Green
South Bend news-times. (South Bend, Ind.) 1913-1938, 1914-06-22

hub uct lAtut anu INOuutdus Wv
ington and Spellman, DevOght. I'M
pires-JOhnStOne and Irwin.
The citizen. [volume] (Berea, Ky.) 1899-1958, 1914-02-05
COLLIDE At NIGHT;
ONLY SCRAPE SIDES
Then Unidentified Ship Sails
Away Without Sustaining
Material Damage.
WAS NOT REGISTERED
Reply to Demand for Her Name 10
"Asmeralda," But No Such Vessel
Can BE Found In Lioyd's or Other
Registers.

New York.-The bluenose bark Bel
mont, which is not blue at all but pure
white. tied up to the Erie Basin break
water after an adventure involving a
mystery that probably will never be
solved. Mr.. Walker, the mate. told
the story thus:
Below the latitude OF Rio de Janeiro
he had come on deck to take the mid
die watch on a clear but moonless
night, when the lookout made out the
red and green lights of an approach
ing chip. As the Belmont had the
right OF way. Mr.. Walker supposed the
other craft, which had the wind fair,
would change her course. SO the Bel
mont held to her course.
But the stranger also persistently
held to her course. The bluenose was
travelling 6h or knots, the un'
known ship IL knots. Before Walker
could shout to the man at the wheel
to jam her down the north-bound ship
struck the Belmont. scraping along
her side. with yards interlocking and
swapping in two at the goosenecks
The royal and topgallant masts, both
fore and main. with their yards. sails,
stays and running rigging. crashed to
the deck as sharp orders Vnd cries
OF alarm came from both veSiels.
Capatin Ladd OF the Belmont and
the starboard watch rushed out The
mate and port watch had taken 10
cover as the top hamper came down
In the green light OF the Belmont
the other craft was made out to be a
full-rigged ship. but her name could
not be read
The clew OF the flying main upper
topsail struck and felled the mate
Jack. the captains wire-haired terrier,
tumbled from his kennel beneath the
break Of the poop and seized the clew
OF the sail in his teeth. seeking to res
cue Mr. Walker. who got up I'M
harmed.
All the luck was with the mysteri.
Gus stranger At the first impact her
brances carried away. letting her
The citizen. [volume] (Berea, Ky.) 1899-1958, 1914-02-05
No Whiskey Advertisements
No Immodest News Itemsl
EATING AND ElOQUENCE.
An Enslishmsn's Protest Against Post.
prsndisl Garrulity.

pranoiai Oarrulitr.
All men eat. most men speak: but.
though all men eat "a dinner, only the
few speak after il. while the many
listen and suffer
To say that eating and eloquence 60
hand in hand may be solecism. but
II is n fact. at any rate a condition.
In these days and these attitudes Aft.
er dinner speaking is an evil peculiar
to no land. II is an inflction that
obtains wider vogue In civilized
countries than i'm those that are still
close TO the primitive ideal The saw
age has not reached that stage OF lie.
generation where he imagines that the
processes of digestion are aided by
discussion and stimulated by dullnc-s
The primitive man clings to tobacco
and repose as the pleasurable adjuncts
Of his victuals
Postprandial garrulty reaches Its
most vlrulent development among the
English speaking peoples. 1t has he
come almost a ritualistic and religious
function with them, and the resolute
Englishman or American goes to his
feeding function. his banquet. to eat.
drink and be talked at seriously ahd
solemnly.
To gorge man with dishes and
delicacies as preparation for goadine
him with deliverance and dullness Is
the substitute which a modern civiliza
tion provides for the Roman holiday,
for, though this age abhors blood and
slaughter and shudders remlniscently
over the memory Of gladiators. NJ
indian lions and Christian martyrs. II
does not hesitate to make martyrs of
its guests and throw them to its lions,
the after dinner spouters. London
Truth.
The citizen. [volume] (Berea, Ky.) 1899-1958, 1914-02-05
Serambles for Safety.

a small dog of playful disposition took
a nip at Bruin, with the result that
the bear broke from the grasp OF her
trainer and raced down the aisle OF
a cloak store seeking safety. with the
owner hot-footing II in pursuit
The screams OF women shoppers and
the scramble for safety served to re-
new the efforts OF the bear. and 1t was
not until after a long chase that she
was captured again. The fears were
soon allayed when the owner ex.
planned that the bear was pet one
and would not harm anybody. and
after look that showed that she was
muzzled the safety.seekers were per
suaded to get down from the counters.
The citizen. [volume] (Berea, Ky.) 1899-1958, 1914-02-05
HUNTING THE HIPPO.
Methods Of the Willy Native Hunters Of
North Africa.


AS hippopotamus hunters the Shul,as
of the Sobat region. North Africa,
stand alone. A native hippo hunt is
an exciting and dangerous sport The
hunters are In dugout canoes; two or
three paddle while one manages the
harpoon or barbed spear. to which are
attached a stout rope and a float Of
ambatch.
When the hippo comes to the surface
to breathe an attempt Is made TO steal
upon him with the harpoon: when this
is accomplished the hunters make a
hasty retreat from the enraged beast
and In turn engage his attention while
attempts are made TO spear him by
those In the other canoes.
When severely wounded hippOpot
anus goes ashore TO rest or to die and
not to attack its assailants, as has been
SO often reported. The native hunters
wait for this, and when the animal
goes up out of the water a volley of
spears Is thrown into it. and slowly
the huge beast bleeds to death. The
hunters do not always escape. Some
times the life or limb of one Of them
is sacrificed TO their daring
The hide Of the hippopotamus is cut
into strips and dried to be sold to
Arab traders. who. in turn. sell il to
the whipmakers Of Omdurman and
Egypt. Certain portions of the hide
are much priced as shields The flesh
is cut into long, narrow strips and
dried In the sun; its taste resembles
that Of coarse beef
The citizen. [volume] (Berea, Ky.) 1899-1958, 1914-02-05

SEEING THINGS.

The bartender had reached that
state where he was staggering visibly
under the blows and Jars of too much
rum to the brain. He was seeing dou
BILE.
The dignifed gentleman who enter
ed the bar every evening at a certain
hour. with his hat on a certain angle
and with the heels striking the floor
with certain velocity. walked up
slowly and asked for his customary
glass Of beer. The bartender. with
elaborate care. prepared two glasses
and set them down in front OF the
sober and mistaken customer.
II ordered only one glass OF beer
said the patron in a smooth manner
why In the name Of suffering heaven
give me two?"
well. said the bartender. lurching
forward to emphasize his curiosity,
"ain't your friend goin' to have one7"
The Popular Magazine.
The citizen. [volume] (Berea, Ky.) 1899-1958, 1914-02-05

yards swing fore and aft. SO that she
escaped injury. But the Nova SEQ
tians braces held fast. So something
had OF give way. and away went the
stays, the upper masts and three
yards.
whats your manner" yelled Walker
Were the Asmeralda!" was the
way he heard the reply.
The strange midnight visitor. run
ming close to the Brazilian coast, slid
of into the night and her lights dis
appeared. Captain Ladd. after clear
ing his decks, carefully recorded In
his logbook the word "Asmeralda.
with the idea of looking to her owners
for recompense.
Jury spars and sails we're rugged
and the Belmont put in at Montevideo
for repairs before finishing her trip
The captain searched Lloyd's and all
other vessel registers. but found nc
Asmeralda or Esmeralda.
No word has come from any port
that a ship captain has reported that
his craft was in collision with the
white bark Belmont.
The citizen. [volume] (Berea, Ky.) 1899-1958, 1914-02-05
AMERICAN IN BlOODleSS DUEL
Stepped on Frenehman's Foot, Was
Challenged and Turned the Affair
Into Movie" Show

New York-The French liner la
Touraine. arriving from Havre. brought
among her passengers John Il. Miller,
who has been living at Clay. France.
with his wife. Mr. Miller fought a
duel with an irate Frenchman and
that no blood was shed was due to
his sense of humor.
Living in the same town was a
Frenchman for whom he conceived a
great dislike and his feelings appsr.
emily were reciprocated Mr. Miller
did not like the cut Of the gentleman's
coat nor the top hat he invariably
wore. But. quite by accident he con.
tends. he stepped on the Frenchman's
foot. II was In a cafe and his friend.
the enemy, had one foot out in the
aisle.
Pig" said the Frenchman.
What's that" queried Miller.
doubling the evidence OF his senses
"Swine!" cried the other
Miller swung on the gentleman's
Jaw and the latter yelled Assassin, 4"
Gendarmes rushed in and Miller
was arrested.
We'll. I got out OF II all RIGHT" said
Mr. Miller today. Then bought a
stick with a lot OF knots In 1t. and
what ! handed to that gentleman was
plenty. Instead OF an arrest this
time got a challenge to duel
There was a movie man In town,
and | went to him and told him about
the duel and asked him what II was
ilege OF taking pictures. He said $50
francs and I told him TO go to H.
We went out in the gray OF the morn
ing and never a word was exchanged
between us My man and | backed
up against each other and at the word
walked ten PAGES. then turned and
blazed away.
THE yell let out Of me could have
been heard all over town, ! think. !
dropped to the ground and squirmed.
That Frenchman's sense OF honor was
thoroughly satisfied. He beat IL. and
going yet. for | never saw him again.
When he was gone got up and went
to where the movie fellows we're
grinding away with their camera and
got my fee. The manager Of the con.
Germ grinned and said the perform
ance was well worth the price The
cartridges were blank. but were load
ed with black powder | never could
decide whether the Frenchman was
scared OF the black powder or wheth-
er be thought he had killed me"
The citizen. [volume] (Berea, Ky.) 1899-1958, 1914-02-05
SOME CURIOUS MlSPRlNTs

Type. like other matter. sometimes
gets In the wrong place. and conse-
quent errors escape the correction OF
the keenest proofreader. Generally
speaking. when II Ia not a matter OF
letters but Of words, typographical
mistakes may easily pass undetected
and remain to bewilder future genera.
lions Of readers.
In many editions OF Sir Walter
scott's Monastery" there is a curious
printers error Father Eustace 10
made 20 say. And dost thou 80 soon
morse thoughts OF slaughter" The
meaning OF the word morse" for a
long time puzzled the learned etymolo.
gists. One Notes and Queries" con
tributor sought to explain II as mean
ing TO prime" az when one primes
a flintlock, by accounting for the word
arising from the old French amorce,
which means powder for the touch
hole: while another wise brotherin-
letters announced that the word was
certainly derived from the Latin
modere, ito bite"
Others. however. averred the word
was a misprint. but they we're laughed
to derision. none OF the many millions
OF readers for 80 years having chal-
lenged the authenticity OF H. When
the manuscript was referred TO II was
found that the word was printers
error, Scott having written nurse"
Few readers OF Thackeray's Lee.
lures Upon the English Humorist"
would question his allusion 10 Smol.
let's DR. Morgan as the wild apothe-
cary" or suspect that the author had
written Welsh" instead OF wild. "
and when Thackeray writes OF Mrs.
Manley as being the detestable au-
thoress OF The New Atlantis" few
would demur who have cast even a
cursory eye over the first woman
Journalists literary remains; yer
Thackeray really wrote of her as the
delectable authoress"
A very curious corruption In the
text OF The Pilgrims Progress arts
es from the accidental or perhaps in
territorial change from an Re" into an
"a" Christian says of Faintheart
Mlstrust. and Guilt that many called
them towards. although they had
made David sorely groan. moan and
roar. had brushed the coats OF Herman
and Hezekiah and handled Peter as
TO make him scared OF just a sorry
girl That Heman was one OF the
four wise sons OF Mahol. than whom
Solomon alone was wiser. was ap
parently not known either to the print
er or to some subsequent laundering
editor. for Heman became Haman.
A later editor Of Bunyan's immortal
allegory, certain that Haman was not
the parsonage whom Bunyan had In
tended TO associate with David. Heze
kiah and Peter. substituted Mordecai
as more likely. and Mordecai has ever
since retained this place OF eminence
at the expense OF Heman. the right
full man
The citizen. [volume] (Berea, Ky.) 1899-1958, 1914-02-05
STRAY BEAR CAUSES
TURMOIL IN A STORE
Women Shoppers in a Panic Un-
iii Pursuing Owner Catches
the Tame Animal.

Keokuk, Iowa-Quitc sensation
was created on Main street, between
Fourth and Fifth streets, when a real
live bear broke away from its keeper
and, running into a store exclusively
for women. so frightened a number
OF the feminine populace OF the city
that discretion was thrown to the
wind, and there was lively scramble
for counters. chairs and other high
places
The bear. a female. was trained
one and had been in an act at the
hlppodrome. The trainer was out ex.
hibiting his prize on the street. when
The citizen. [volume] (Berea, Ky.) 1899-1958, 1914-02-05
POWER FROM THE SUN

The sun motor is a successful at.
tempt to obtain power direct from the
sun, and. indeed. all power Is derived
from the sun. though we sometimes
forget IL, since 1t comes indirectly. In
the tropics much of the heat Of the
sun, especially in the sandy deserts.
is never used at all. and II Is calcu-
lated that the suns rays on one square
foot OF the earth's surface can pro
duce one-third of horsepower. The
question men have racked their brains
to solve Is how TO collect this en-
ergy.
In California this problem has been
solved by the sun motor. The motor
itself resembles an enormous lamp
shade. supported on one end by a steel
framework The inside OF the motor
Is lined with about $500 mirrors, two
feet long by three inches broad. and
these are kept at right angles to the
path of the sun by means OF a clock
work engine. The apparatus Is 30 ar
ranged that the heat from all the mir.
rors liz focused on one point where
there is a boiler containing 100 gallons
OF water. The fierce heat thus pro
Queer would smelt copper In very
few seconds. and Il converts the water
In the boiler into steam, the process
continuing as long as the sun shines.
Since sun motors are best worked
In the tropics. where water Is scarce.
the power Is used for pumping water
obtained from underground over the
vast deserts found around the equa,
tor. Thus Old Sol has been harnessed
to draw water for the land which he
has parched by his fierce rays.
The citizen. [volume] (Berea, Ky.) 1899-1958, 1914-02-05
For Short.

Mrs Butler had new cook, who
was buxom negress She came one
morning. ana after she had been as
signed TO her duties the mistress asked
her name.
"Yo' may call me Florentina," was
the reply
what is your other nameF lnquir'
ed Mrs Butler.
why. missus." said the colored wO.
man. "yO' see. my Odder name Is Ida,
but Use allus been called Florentina
TO short Philadelphia Record
The citizen. [volume] (Berea, Ky.) 1899-1958, 1914-02-05
Had Nerve.

Moo. he isn't the sort OF a hus.
band I should have chosen for my
daughter, but think perhaps he'll get
along in the world all right"
What way does he differ from the
man you would have chosen"
When he proposed to my daughter
and she had told him to see me, he
sent me a note telling me where his
Office is and what his office hours
are, and asking me to drop around
and see him when convenient"
The citizen. [volume] (Berea, Ky.) 1899-1958, 1914-02-05
The Incomplete Rescue.

The Seedy Individual (who has
come up just after the rescue)-Are
you the cove wot as just pulled my
boy aht O. the sea?
The Other (modesuy. after effect
ing very gallant rescue)-Yes, my
friend. but that's quite all right-dont
say any more about II.
"Orl right? II amt 'orl right! Wot
abaht Is bloomin' 'at?-London Opin-
ion.
The citizen. [volume] (Berea, Ky.) 1899-1958, 1914-02-05
SMALLEST OF ALL CHURCHES

This tiny old church OF Upleatham.
ten miles from Middleboro. England.
is believed 20 be the smallest in the
world. its seating capacity being ten
On the inside walls are painted coats
OF arms OF three titled houses In the
district A quaint inscription roughly
The citizen. [volume] (Berea, Ky.) 1899-1958, 1914-02-05
A Relic Of Summer.

Il felt like Robinson Crusoe Just
now" said the man who was spend
ing a belated vacation at q deserted
summer resort.
Make q discovery" asked the ho-
tel clerk.
Yes; found the print Of . girls
shoe In the sand"
The citizen. [volume] (Berea, Ky.) 1899-1958, 1914-02-05
Dogs Long Search Rewarded.

Boston. Mass.-Teddy. a pet dog
which Charles w. Godfrey left In Pal
isade. N, j.. when he moved to Boston,
about four years ago. appeared at the
Godfrey home few days ago. The
animal instantly recognized Godfrey's
little daughter and gave q yelp OF Joy
The citizen. [volume] (Berea, Ky.) 1899-1958, 1914-02-05
Feeding Rabbits to Hogs.

Cokeville, Wyo.-A plague of Jack
rabbits. which for several weeks has
been bothering farmers OF this vicin.
ity, is being put to profitable purpose
by raisers OF hogs. They are Offering
good prices for rabbits. having discov.
cred that hogs fatten rapidly upon
them.
The citizen. [volume] (Berea, Ky.) 1899-1958, 1914-02-05

TIL ancient
conception OF the
two opposing prin-
ciples In the uni
verse. although
often perverted. IL
a correct one.
There In an eter-
nal. interchangeable
and infinitely pow
erful. holy and
loving God. and
there Is a mali
cious, wicked and
powerful being In
he univ RS Q
hose name il in
the text. Whcth
The citizen. [volume] (Berea, Ky.) 1899-1958, 1914-02-05
SisterIy.

Isn't Percy Greener the most polite
man you ever saw? He'll go out OF his
way any time to say sweet things
about people"
Yes. but l don't believe he's at all
sincere"
"Of course he isn't. Why, only yes
terday he told me what a perfect dg.
ure you had"
The citizen. [volume] (Berea, Ky.) 1899-1958, 1914-02-05

1t is prophesied that flying will some
time be as safe as autoing by appli-
cation to aviation of an invention used
in submarine sailing. But the public
would be better satisfied to have the
standard of safety little higher than
is set by the auto
The citizen. [volume] (Berea, Ky.) 1899-1958, 1914-02-05
Twisted History.

Sunday School Teacher-And now,
Johnny Hapgood, it's your turn.
What did his father do when the
Prodigal Son returned?
Johnny (who can't help reading the
sporting editions of the daily press)
Please sir. he jumped or his neck
and kissed him-Puck.