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The Celina Democrat. (Celina, O. [Ohio]) 1895-1921, 1914-01-09
NOT A SENTIMENTAL SPEECH
Central Figure in Moving Pictures
Had Much More Important Mat
ter on His Mind

Lieut.. John Il. Towers of the United
States navy is the man who miracu-
Iously escaped death last summer
when he fell 500 feet with an aero
plane into the waters of Chesapeake
bay. He is also the man who played
the part of ardent young lover in the
department some time ago-pictures
moving pictures produced by the navy
for which $4,000 worth Of powder was
used and seven warships employed in
a great battle scene.
In the picture, the young hero, the
naval officer, comes upon the scene TO
bid a tragic farewell to his lovely
sweetheart His lips move slowly and
with effort. The girl looks up at him
in sadness. It is easy 10 imagine the
tender words from his lips.
According TO those who saw the pic
lures made, what he actually did say
at this junction was:
Let's hurry and get this over, and
go out for something to eat. I'm
starved. Popular Magazine.
The Celina Democrat. (Celina, O. [Ohio]) 1895-1921, 1914-01-09

During study hour the youngest of
four boys was poring over his primer
lesson while the others were playing
marbles.
Mother" the youngster said, ff I
had as many lessons to get as those
boys l would study all the time. If
they don't mind they will be sent
back"
The mother Immediately called the
boys in to observe study hour and re-
lated to them what their youngest
brother had said
Walter answered his baby brother
by saying: You'd better study your
self. If you don't you'll be sent back" ="
why, I'm already in the 'caboose,' !"
was the reply.
The Celina Democrat. (Celina, O. [Ohio]) 1895-1921, 1914-01-09
UNCONSCIOUS FOR HOURS
Miehigaa Wonan TslIs Of A t0ful Ssfferins

Mrs George Dolsen. Inkater. Mich,
says: Following the birth OF my third
child. j began 10 notice signs Of kidney
trouble. / had terrible, bearing down
pains through the small OF my back and
ms blood was filled with uric acid. Ny
limbs. ankles and feet swelied twice their
natural size and a finger pressure left a
dent Tor hours. MY sight was auected,
my head dizzy and ] would lie FOR hours
unconscious ] got 80 thin that no one
would have recognized me. The kidney
secretionH contained white. fatty sub
stances and N allowed 90 stand became
thick / had. a doctor and he said my
kidneys weren't altering. the impurities
from my system. Nothing had the least
effect, IN fact ] was getting worse. Ny
sister brought me a box OF DOan's Kid
ney Pills and when ] found they were
helping me, ] kept on taking them. 1
got stronger my kidneys began 10 act
right and the swelling went down. The
headaches and dizzy spells left me. 4
picked up IN weight and the pains dsap-
peared. ! was able 20 take care of my
housework. feeling like different wo-
man. Doan's Kidney Pills deserve every
bit OF credit Tor curing me-"
The Celina Democrat. (Celina, O. [Ohio]) 1895-1921, 1914-01-09
Gettlnn AccIimatiznd

Old Man Hardnut made his home in
Havana after living many unregen-
crate years in the north.
What ever brought you to Hava-
na?" was the mutual query.
"Damfno," chuckled the chap who
knew of his past performances. "Un-
less he realizes the sands are running
out and wants to get acclimatized. -
From the Times of Cuba.
The Celina Democrat. (Celina, O. [Ohio]) 1895-1921, 1914-01-09
The Contaaious Smile.

Smile a smile;
While you smile,
Another smiles;
And soon there are miles
And miles
OF smiles,
And life's worth while
If you but smile.
The Celina Democrat. (Celina, O. [Ohio]) 1895-1921, 1914-01-09
Reasons Tor opposIna the 4Pahson. .

A negro church in western city is
now writhing in the throes of a law
suit The deacons have applied to the
court for an injunction against the
pahson, asking that he be barred from
preaching or occupying the pulpit in
that church henceforth. The deacons
charge that the pahscn gets drunk, ap-
pears at funerals and weddings in a
state of inebriety and has otherwise
brought reproach upon the congrega-
tion. The suit is now pending. -
Kansas City Star.
The Celina Democrat. (Celina, O. [Ohio]) 1895-1921, 1914-01-09

sacks, on the other hand, are a teri
BILE memory for her She says that h,
father fled with all his cattle into
neighboring forest to escape the Co
sacks, and for days she carried foe
to him.
In spite Of her great age Hedwlg
still goosegirl in the village Of Do.
marwo. where she now lives and
known as Babusia. or grandmother.
The Celina Democrat. (Celina, O. [Ohio]) 1895-1921, 1914-01-09
Birthday Party.

The members of the Union Veter-
an Legion gave a birthday dinner to
Comrade T. Bates, Newark o.. who
served in the Fourteenth Kentucky
and has now reached the age of sew
enty. At the conclusion of the din
ner Col Charles H. Kibler and Col
onel Wiley presented Comrade Bates
with beautiful watchfob and charm.
The Celina Democrat. (Celina, O. [Ohio]) 1895-1921, 1914-01-09
An Obstinate Theorist

30 Struthers is a reformer isn't
he?"
YES" replied Farmer Corntossel,
"but he's one of those reformers who
don't get anywhere. He'll stop a lot
O. men who are tryin' to fix a mudhole
in the road and get 'em all worried
over his suspicious about what's bein'
done in Wall street"
The Celina Democrat. (Celina, O. [Ohio]) 1895-1921, 1914-01-09

Mother Gray's Sweet Powders for Children
Relieve Feverishness, Bad Stomach, Teething
Disorders, move and regulate the Bowels and
are a pleasant remedy for Worms. Used by
Mothers for "a years. They are 80 pleasant to
take, children like them. ZHsy asUsy r4K At
all Druggists 25c. sample FREE. Address,
A. s. Olmsted, lie Roy, N. y. Adv.
The Celina Democrat. (Celina, O. [Ohio]) 1895-1921, 1914-01-09
The Result.

"I wonder If scientists ever will ac-
complish their project of photograph
ing souls"
IF they do and have an exhibition,
they will have to tag the pictures so
that people can know which are souls
and which are pinheads.
The Celina Democrat. (Celina, O. [Ohio]) 1895-1921, 1914-01-09
Quiet. But Visible.

Maude-"She's such a quiet little
person that I'm surprised to hear she's
wearing a diaphanous skirt" Edna
Perhaps she believes in the old say
ing that little girls should be seen. but
not heard"
The Celina Democrat. (Celina, O. [Ohio]) 1895-1921, 1914-01-09
Housework is a Burden

Doan's Kidney Pills--nothing 70 injuns
nor cause a habit Delicate women
can use them with perfect safety.
The following ease Is typ,--i OF the cures
effected by DOhn'H Kidney Pile, Grateful
testimony % the best evidence
The Celina Democrat. (Celina, O. [Ohio]) 1895-1921, 1914-01-09
Thoss Ambluuous rifles.

What is the subject of the lecture
tonight?"
1.-The Dynamics of Truth.
81 see. The lecturer is liable to
talk about anything, everything or
nothing"
The Celina Democrat. (Celina, O. [Ohio]) 1895-1921, 1914-01-09
Not MANY of Them Do.

One Of the men who take life hard
for statesman is the constituent
who imagines that a congressman
spends most of his time waiting i'm
patiently for six o'clock so that he
can get into his evening clothes.
The Celina Democrat. (Celina, O. [Ohio]) 1895-1921, 1914-01-09

Rather queer plumes women are
wearing on their hats these days"
"Yes. I suspect the milliner who
designed them must have gotten the
idea from a pipe cleaner"
The Celina Democrat. (Celina, O. [Ohio]) 1895-1921, 1914-01-09

Surplus Of Stock.

What do you think of this bride
having 5000 guests at her wedding?"
81 wouldn't invite so many. l
wouldn't care to get three or four
thousand pickle forks"
The Celina Democrat. (Celina, O. [Ohio]) 1895-1921, 1914-01-09
The Wild chanoe.

"Binks appears absolutely without
regard for his personal safety"
"Yes; time after time have known
him to become an innocent bystander,
without thought Of consequences"
The Celina Democrat. (Celina, O. [Ohio]) 1895-1921, 1914-01-09
Business to Blame.

THAT fellow uses shocking Ian
guage."
"You must excuse him; he's a telo
phone lineman."
The Celina Democrat. (Celina, O. [Ohio]) 1895-1921, 1914-01-09

Stubborn Throat troubles are easily rec
lieved by Deans Mentholated Cough Drops,
They act like maglc-5c at all Druggists.
The Celina Democrat. (Celina, O. [Ohio]) 1895-1921, 1914-01-09
Try lt-Cry IL!

IF at first you don't succeed, cry,
cry again"
That's the way to get a gown from
the horrid men,
The Celina Democrat. (Celina, O. [Ohio]) 1895-1921, 1914-01-09

Willie-Paw where do forest fires
start?
Pawn mountain ranges, my son.
Cincinnati Enquirer.
The Celina Democrat. (Celina, O. [Ohio]) 1895-1921, 1914-01-09
Natural Choice.

Gabe-Bragley says he would rather
fight than eat.
Steve-I don't blame him. I had din
ner at his house one night.-Cincinnati
Enquirer.
The Celina Democrat. (Celina, O. [Ohio]) 1895-1921, 1914-01-09

The up-to-Date Child.
Papa-WeT travel in Sunderland.
Kid-Then Wen 90 in sleepers.
The Celina Democrat. (Celina, O. [Ohio]) 1895-1921, 1914-01-09
Where He Shnne

"He is in Who's Who | believe"
Yes; but he is much more promi
nent In Here's Howl"
The Celina Democrat. (Celina, O. [Ohio]) 1895-1921, 1914-01-09

Mrs. Wlnslow's Soothing Syrup for Children
teething, softens the gums, reduces inhamma.
tion, ,allays pain, cures wind collie 25c bottleltv
The Celina Democrat. (Celina, O. [Ohio]) 1895-1921, 1914-01-09

How is the moral tone of this com
munity?"
1T is sounded with the loud pedal
on"
The Celina Democrat. (Celina, O. [Ohio]) 1895-1921, 1914-01-09
The AIternatIve.

do you ever, my good woman, casti-
gate your children
Never, ma am. only wallop EN-. .
The Celina Democrat. (Celina, O. [Ohio]) 1895-1921, 1914-01-09

Not one person in a hundred cares
to hear the truth, the whole truth
and nothing but the truth.
The Celina Democrat. (Celina, O. [Ohio]) 1895-1921, 1914-01-09
BEGINNING EARLY

Mother-No, baby you are too
heavy to carry.
Baby-Then, mamma, call a taxi!
The Celina Democrat. (Celina, O. [Ohio]) 1895-1921, 1914-01-09

Few men are as much appreciated
as husbands as they were when Low.
ers.
The Celina Democrat. (Celina, O. [Ohio]) 1895-1921, 1914-01-09

In Belgium, where the police dogs
are used to a great extent, the officers
detailed to train the animals are dress
ed as is seen in the illustration. Over
padded clothes they wear rough sack
coats and trousers, and on their heads
sack helmets.
The Celina Democrat. (Celina, O. [Ohio]) 1895-1921, 1914-01-09

"Toothache, Ell? Why don't you get
the nerve killed.
Il haven't the nerve"
The Celina Democrat. (Celina, O. [Ohio]) 1895-1921, 1914-01-09

And every girl wants to swipe a
name for herself-by marrying
The Celina Democrat. (Celina, O. [Ohio]) 1895-1921, 1914-01-09

The fruits Of industry do not grow
on every family tree.
The Cape weekly tribune. (Cape Girardeau, Mo.) 1914-1914, 1914-02-06
THE EVER DANGEROUS SUBMARINE.

Ab6 the time the question Of safety is being dwclt upon
to of the dangerous devices
used for travel through the air shock
ing accident This Is illustrated marked
with editorial appearing the past weeks issue the
tfc American and the announcement in The Trbunc's late
news bulletins OF Monday of the loss Of submarine with II
off GavrSton Texas.
The optimistic editorial from the popular scientific
III this particular instance worthy of reproduction and follows
"DCIorabc l. the loss of life, amounting in the
POO officers and which through
accidents to submarines, allow these disasters
shak" faith in the efficiency and safety of the modern upo-
date vessel OF thi, type
In the first place, it Is significant that the - that
have been lost the British the greater part
hay" gone down in submarines OF the earliest type built that
and known tn" Al class. Also the disasters the
the French navy nave generality happened submarines of the
carrier AMI more or les Experimental types That these
Crudcr Vessels can be operated with safety is proved
by tn" fact that have in navy several submarines
OF practically the design those that have been lost in
the British and have los, submarine
the life a single
Iho submarines which have been built during the past four
or fly" and those under construction, greatly
superior To the first smaller vessels. \, of fact
officer, considered that special risk
tacns 10 submarine submarine noIa> aud
they lI~c and do hesitate make extensive deep
witness the 1OOmic several OF thee
craft from Cuba to the Atlantic entrance Of the Panama Canal
The Cape weekly tribune. (Cape Girardeau, Mo.) 1914-1914, 1914-02-06
THE MELON GROWING BUSINESS.

Melon growers quite naturally giving thought
the coming seasons business well that advance consider
alton be given owing to unsatisfactory experiences the
throughout the country.
1t is welknown that the cantaoupe and watermelon grow
Colorado the Rocky Ford section equally
much trouble than do growers parts
o the country. Last year the Rocky Ford district there
thousand carloads of both of
shipped of the growers dealing directly with commits
sion merchants 1t charged that the commission the
larger cities goousy flccccd the growers that
fine for their product they did
half what they should have hadin the business
paying for the growers
but they accord with their members, hence the bust
what shod be for all the dealings
with the commission given credit for the of the
of the trouble.
The following, taken from the County Banner, at
Morcy Mo, gives little insight into the melon growing
ton here in Missouri.
1T sa fact wcknown to every melon grower in this
muniy county for that matter, that
labor and profit which rghtfuly belongs the grower goes
into the pockets of melon dealers each
be practically impossible eliminate this evil one even
perhaps but be through
mel the results will obtain. H. b. Dcrr county
adviser who attending the farm adviser school Column
ba will be here about the first Of month and will take
the matter with and assist you organization for
The Cape weekly tribune. (Cape Girardeau, Mo.) 1914-1914, 1914-02-06
CAPE GIRARDEAU's GOOD STREETS.

That the splendid of the are ALWAYS command
ing attention from visitors without the will CLEANED
from the following comment contained in page article
OF the past weeks Tr-Cty independents, Fcstus. Mo-
while in Cape timrd@u Sunday City Clerk Davidson and
ounclman krazcr the guests of Mr.. Loefc
inspection throughout the city Mr. ocfc the Canes
best known contractor and takes pride showing to visiting
of hooughfarcs and making her accessible from all points of
the compass
"Ihc Cape boasts of constructed of all manner Of
atea--wood blocks vtrifcd brick asphalt gravel
rock ana last but concrete both from the
economy as also durability: These among
might be mentioned spanish Good Hope, Independence
over Marie, North Pacific Thcmis and Sprigg of
which have been subjected to much for six years
ally clean dust free they slope each curb line
the rains TO wash Oft all refuse They at
surprisingly low coast and the life Of their durability
questioned for Spanish street, leading the depos
receives ten times the traffic that Main does
yet the broom marks on the surface coating plainly visible
Sprgg street for mile and half is subjected wear
of heavily loaded from the rock quarrc
plant and holds her own
The Cape weekly tribune. (Cape Girardeau, Mo.) 1914-1914, 1914-02-06
WHY NOT A FOG CONSUMER?

To the inventor OF fog alleged
smoke ronsumcr,-thcrc fortune awaiting Why
invent something you inventive gcnuscs?
81. Louis, like Dear Of Lonnon" ha, it, troubles
almost every day in the wcckwith terrible fog In fact
it is bad be- in the fog
common and expected about morning especially in their
winter
Factory smoke mixed with the natural accumulation Jog
that always is present in early soon TO
become an evil to be rcrkoncd with, because numcou
accidents, the expense additional lights lighting stores
and other Inconvenience
Whether invention j. possible obyiaton of
this terrible fog remains develop, and why some Of
the Hlin Morconi> other notable, loose Uncle sam
certainly would not hc assisting financially
humane project.
The Cape weekly tribune. (Cape Girardeau, Mo.) 1914-1914, 1914-02-06

The fact that thousands of splendid for
practically has been under
claimed by the immense drainage under way
bound to make the southern part this in the
entire section of the country.
In all directions drainage business being carried on in
that is certain be of profit to the land owners
and quantities of land is being brought as past
experience shows it is producing the best crops.
In recent edition of the Hayti Critic the following
ment along this line is made.
Inc best evidence that this section is improving a rapid
rate is the thousands of land cleared Be-
tween here and Swifton there than
more for cultivation this than last of this
city thousand of ground will be cultivation this
season We will not miss far, when within
the last months thousand acres of woodland
will be made ready for the spring planting
here remains many thousand virgin land the
ncultvated land not profitable owing the
holders are realizing this and either having cleared
IT TO parties who are able to put improvements it. Slowly
but surely building the foundation larger avti-
the cultivation of the lands about it.
The Cape weekly tribune. (Cape Girardeau, Mo.) 1914-1914, 1914-02-06
OUR NAVY INFERIOR?

Reports from Washington that there scrcw loose some
where as to records showing the condition. equipment etc. of
Ohce sam marine lighting outfit quite
1t Is conended that our fighting paraphernala in keep
ing with that of other countries according statistics shown
in the 1913 book-and it is broadly limited that some one
Is responsible for something being left
Can 1t be possible that there is traitor in Govern
ment employ who would be inconsderate
ments best interests make such blunde
purpose which the ordinary individual fathom? Let
be what 1t will hope and that and our
and lighters as we'll strong those of any other
on the we rather think they the
tay Notwithstanding Bring good scrap with Japan
any other country and will
The Cape weekly tribune. (Cape Girardeau, Mo.) 1914-1914, 1914-02-06
ENCOURAGEMENT FOR THE SYMPHONY CLUB.

General approval of proposition to organize Svmnbonv
Cup here should be sufficient encouragement who are
BACK OF the movement to at plan for hgh-cass musical
affairs that will appeal to all classes Nothing quite as far
IN the entertainment line and to educate people music We
also have splendid talent hard to beat and that
TOO could be utilized to splendid advantage.
here are noted artists that play the
be only too proud to before thew
doubleday would have the Cape The big cities certain
extent have tired of the hgh-cass because in recent
years they have been flooded with them. This indication
that the artists good, for vocalist insumena
will brave the unless able to produce the oat
of entertainment that the critical educated audience
is to approve
Give us something good in the musical way Cape people
surely will rally its support ' 'OF
The Cape weekly tribune. (Cape Girardeau, Mo.) 1914-1914, 1914-02-06
"SEVEN KEYS TO BALDPATE."

One of the most interesting serial stories day-onc
that will appeal to old and young alkewll be within
a very few days in The Daily Tribune
so popular Is this various sections of
and in compliance with the demand it, The Tribune has
secured the exclusive rights in this section, and soon
will print the first chapter.
ID" not a to have your name subscription list if it
thrilling story
Earl Dcrr Biggcrs is the author of Keys alpac
and that he has the hearts the American people with
his interesting stories is wcIknown fact.
The Cape weekly tribune. (Cape Girardeau, Mo.) 1914-1914, 1914-02-06

course the bigger papers will grab strawfor item
p Sch publicity which the exposition management seeking
smaller papers 'i' WI" '"'
Newspapers little towns over the country for t, last
lew years have Soenny resolved shut this publicity
matter o Whch pay should be received UnQucstionav they
are right Tor the advertising source of vel
hood of the majority of them "
Business men also will that if this free publicity to
pc pSaGd around the home merchant, the
are right-absoucy right. 7 " 'N'
The Cape weekly tribune. (Cape Girardeau, Mo.) 1914-1914, 1914-02-06
is BOOK-LEARNING so DISAGREEABLE?

to pese books back in college days when read students
of noted university burning their university faculty in cigv
then dumping their books into the bonren celebration of
end OF examination week Can be possible can be
found in such acts? Maybe But what the education
that has been gained in all the time same students have
been attending this particular university? Reference made
the following item taken from issue of St Louis
newspapers
"Thrcc hundred and fifty Washington University
students last night burned the university faculty in
cfigy to celebrate the end of the examination week
After marching gcculy about the bonfire on the cam
the students Scrcnadcd the goods Mcmillan Hall
with songs and college ycs.
"A figure representing the faculty placed in a
collin and carried to the bonfire by members of the
Lock and Chain, sophomore honorary society Spccchc,
were made after which the students threw their
into the fire. The bonfire has been annual at
the university since 1905"
The Cape weekly tribune. (Cape Girardeau, Mo.) 1914-1914, 1914-02-06
PRESIDENT WILSON'S LADY VISITORS.

Votes Tor Women surely thrust the ears of Prc-
dent Wilson and other Washington officials yesterday when
bev OF some 400 wOoped down upon the White
crowd their TO make display effective
and to command greater from the president banners
bearing extracts from the presidents books the arac
features OF the banners carried by the any
dld not have fun out of the proceedings it
president, for about everybody else seemed have
at Mr. Woodrows Whether
seriously is to be but there reason believe
fruit
The Cape weekly tribune. (Cape Girardeau, Mo.) 1914-1914, 1914-02-06
AIRNIEN HAVE A BIG JOB ON HAND

should the excellent supposed advertising scheme the
Panama Exposition prove the winner antc
patcd undoubtedly it will be well repaid for the spucr that
Is being made during the few days in the newspapers
the country Fine and dandy advertising scheme, this How
arcachng will the effort be? Few newspapers especially
in the smaller towns will fall for anything the kind OF
The Cape weekly tribune. (Cape Girardeau, Mo.) 1914-1914, 1914-02-06
CAPE CoUNrY OFFICERS.
COUNTY AND FEDERAL COURTS

May, fourth Monday
Frs
Monday November
Honolulu star-bulletin. [volume] (Honolulu [Oahu, Hawaii]) 1912-2010, 1914-07-01


bis wife u q gOcd JURY Is secured whirh
viii follow instructions and pay care
fnI fttention to the evidence. There
IS -4snlutely. no question as to DOVES
guilt. or, that Of his wife. Mrs. Doyle
may be entitled To more ienieney than
Doyle from the fact that she was only
about II or IS years old when. she en-.
tered into proceedings with him"
Mr. Meearn went on 10 say thPt in
his oainion. a considerable hardship
has been experienced by the three
witnesses. Mrs. Edna Doyle Ferguson
her mother. ant Viola LIkens. who
arrived In Honolulu on the Sierra 10
give testimony IN the Doyle matter
lITis reason for this. statement he SAYS
rs that all three held positions prior to
Ibelng summoned to Honolulu. and that
lnnc Of thnm lost her nosition through
he subpoena
II am going q be within the law
W I'm going 20 be liberal IN allow
ne these witnesses their tees he
|as. They have gone 70, considera'
be- personal expense In coming here
ahdI will see that they are protected.
A session OF the federal court was