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The Maryville times. (Maryville, Tenn.) 1884-1944, 1914-12-04
TrifIinq Mistake.

Mrs. Lane is a jealous and loyal
wife, according to Harper's Magazine
and intends to avoid exaggeration, but
she has a strong tendency in that d.
rection.
1T is perfectly wonderful" she said
to a patient friend, TO see the way
Mr. Lane counts bills at the bank
/ think they are so lucky to have him!
He'll take a great pile of five and ten
and twenty dollar bills and make his
fingers fly just like lightning, and
never make a mistake!'
"Never?' asked the friend, who
knew Mrs. Lanes weakness, and
could not forbear the question.
'Well-no-at least" stammered
Mrs Lane, why. perhaps he might
get five or ten cents out of the way,
but not any more, ever"
The Maryville times. (Maryville, Tenn.) 1884-1944, 1914-12-04
War and Life insurance,

81 inquired of man high up in
the affairs of big life insurance COM
pany whether the killing Of so many
soldiers will bring heavy losses upon
American life insurance companies.
Far smaller than you might think,
was his answer. 1t is true one New
York company has $400,000,000 of in
surance in the countries which are at
war, but the number of soldiers killed
will be but small proportion of all
the people who carry insurance.
The Maryville times. (Maryville, Tenn.) 1884-1944, 1914-12-04
RESIN0L HEALS RAW,
ITCHING, SCALY SKINS

No matter how long you have been
tortured and disfgured by itching,
burning, raw or scaly skin humors,
just put little of this soothing an
tiseptic Resinol Ointment on the sores
and the suffering stops right there!
Healing begins that very minute, and
in almost every case your skin gets
well SO quickly you feel ashamed of
the money you threw away on tedious,
useless treatments.
Resinol Ointment and Resinol Soap
clear away pinples, blackheads, and
dandruff. Prescribed by doctors for
10 years and sold by all druggists
Adv
The Maryville times. (Maryville, Tenn.) 1884-1944, 1914-12-04
PRETTY GIFTS MADE
OF BROWN LINEN

A. GIFT that will be appreciated by
- the man or woman who travels,
is an apron of brown linen, rubberized
on one side, in which TO carry all nee
essary toilet articles. The rubberizing
makes the inside of the apron and its
pockets waterproof. To make it re-
quires one piece of linen 20 inches
long and Ia wide for the apron and a
length II inches for the pockets and
flaps. There are five pockets. One,
Az inches deep, extending across the
apron, two four inches deep, at the
bottom. At the top one of the pockets
is 51a inches in depth and the other
four inches. Small plaits are laid at
each side of all the pockets except the
long one. This long pocket is closed
with flap four inches wide while the
others have flaps from one and one
half to two inches wide. The apron
pockets and flaps are bound with bias
tape in linen color. The flaps fasten
with snap fasteners.
A pretty handkerchief case is made
of straight piece of unbleached linen
The Maryville times. (Maryville, Tenn.) 1884-1944, 1914-12-04

and combination of colors that has
been thought out.
A girdle of wide plaid ribbon, fin
ished with a sprightIy bow of two
loops and two ends, is shown in the
picture. 1t makes a Christmas gift
that will delight every woman who
likes to keep abreast with the mode.
The girdle portion is boned to spread
the ribbon and hold it in place with
out pins. The bow is simply tied and
may be united and the length wrapped
about the figure if preferred.
A sash of dotted satin ribbon,
designed for party gown, may
be used as a model for making up any
of the soft fancy ribbons, suited to
dressy wear 1t requires ribbon about
four or five inches wide, of which
three lengths are sewed together to
form the girdle. This is boned at the
sides and back to hold 1t in place and
fastened in the back with hooks and
eyes. Over the fastening fiat bow of
three loops and one end is placed
with the loops lying lengthwise on the
figure
Narrow ribbons are sewed together
to form wide girdles and ribbons of
moderate width are bordered with
black velvet ribbon, from an inch to
two inches wide. The lowered Ores
dens end rfeh, brightly colored bro
The Maryville times. (Maryville, Tenn.) 1884-1944, 1914-12-04
Quite Simple.

My dear major, l want to ask you
a question, remarked the modest mai
den to her partner as they entered the
conservatory.
"A thousand if you like replied the
gallant major.
What is kiss?" The soldier was
taken aback, but quickly pulled him
self together, and firmly said, This
is.
Sir replied the indignant seeker
after higher culture, you misunder-
stand me. The interrogation / put to
you lN'as a mathematical problem
which / thought might interest YOU
1T does, it does, said the major
"but if it's a conundrum give it up
The maiden's eyes sparkled, and
there was music in her voice as she
threw out the answer, "Why, it's noth-
ing divided by two"
The Maryville times. (Maryville, Tenn.) 1884-1944, 1914-12-04
"Queerp Money In 313 A. D.

The fact that counterfeiting in coins
existed 1000 years ago was brought to
light when the University of Pennyl-
vania museum announced that among
Egyptian relics recently purchased
were three counterfeiting outfits,
The molds are of brick. The plan
was to make impressions of each side
of coin in soft clay and then burn
the two sides. An opening was left at
the top, in which molten metal was
poured The rogues flourished in the
reigns of the Roman Emperors Maxi
mus, Lucinius, and Constantius, from
313 to 367 A. D.
The Maryville times. (Maryville, Tenn.) 1884-1944, 1914-12-04
UGH! CALOMEL MAKES YOU SICK!
CLEAN LIVER AND BOWELS MY WAY
lust Once! Try "DOdsons Liver Tone" When Bilious COns
pated HeadaChy-DOnt Lose Days Work

Liven up your sluggish liver! Feel
fine and cheerful; make your work a
pleasure; be vigorous and full of am
bition. But take no nasty, danger
Gus calomel, because it makes you
sick and you may lose a days work.
Calomel is mercury or quicksilver,
which causes necrosis of the bones.
Calomel crashes into sour bile like
dynamite, breaking it up. That's
when you feel that awful nausea and
cramping.
Listen to me! If you want to enjoy
the incest, gentlest liver and bowel
cleansing you ever experienced just
take a spoonful of harmless Dodson's
Liver Tone. Your druggist or dealer
sells you so cent bottle of Dodson's
Liver Tone under my personal money
The Maryville times. (Maryville, Tenn.) 1884-1944, 1914-12-04
DRIVES AWAY
HEADACHE
Rub Musterole on Forehead
and Temples

A headache remedy without the dam
gers of headache medicine" Relieves
headache and that miserable feeling
from cold or congestion, And it acts at
once! MUSTEROLE is a clean, white
ointment made with oil of mustard. Bet
ter than mustard plaster and does not
blister. Used only externally, and in no
way can affect stomach and heart as
some internal medicines do.
Best for Sore Throat, Bronchitis,
Group, Stiff Neck, Asthma, Neuralgia.
Congestion, Pleurisy, Rheumatism, Lum-
bago, all Pains and Aches of the Back
or Joints, Sprains, Sore Muscles, Bruis-
es, Chilblains, Frosted Feet, Colds Of the
Chest Git often prevents Pneumonia).
At your druggists, in 25c and Soc Jars,
and a special large hospital size for $3.50.
Be sure you get the genuine MUS
TEROLE. Refuse imitations-get what
you ask for. The Musterole Company.
Cleveland Ohio,
The Maryville times. (Maryville, Tenn.) 1884-1944, 1914-12-04
NEW STYLES IN RIBBON
BAGS FOR THE HOLIDAYS

EVERY return of Christmas brings
IL with it bags made of beautiful
ribbons designed for many different
purposes.
A new design in a slipper bag is
shown in the picture 1t is made of
Dresden ribbon over pasteboard
foundation. An oblong box is cut
from cardboard, shaped like the cases
made for opera glasses, but much
longer. The bottom is an ellipse six
and half inches long and three wide.
The sides are FIVE inches deep. THO
The Maryville times. (Maryville, Tenn.) 1884-1944, 1914-12-04
,nonorfan, - NNotners


Right in the midst of the advice
you were giving him you broke off and
hurried away"
That's what | did"
But he was listening dererentlally
to all you had to say
You bet he was. | never had a
man listen to me that deferentially
that he didn't try to touch me for five
dollars before l got away"
The Maryville times. (Maryville, Tenn.) 1884-1944, 1914-12-04
SASHES AND GlRDLES
AMONG BEST OF GIFTS

MO ONE need remain long in doubt
4N as to what to get for maid or
matron in this day of the vogue of
girdles and sashes. A girdleless gown
is hardly to be found and whether for
the street, the home, or evening wear,
ribbons are used to form the circlet
that enfolds the waist or terminates
styles in girdles and sashes to choose
among made of every variety of weave
known to the loom and every color
The Maryville times. (Maryville, Tenn.) 1884-1944, 1914-12-04
DAINTY SLIPPERS OF
RIBBON FOR CHRISTMAS

A MOTHER pretty gift made Of
"A plain ribbon is pictured in the
pair of boudoir slippers. These are
made in all sizes and colors and are
appropriate for all the feminine mem
bers of the family from grandma down
to the baby Ribbon about two and
one.half inches wide is needed to make
them. 1t is sewed to insoles of leather
with eiderdown on one side Tor quilted
The Maryville times. (Maryville, Tenn.) 1884-1944, 1914-12-04

II inches long and 1OA inches wide.
Across one corner spray of flowers
is embroidered in pink with green
foliage. Bow knots are embroidered
in blue at each side of the spray. The
case is lined with thin pink satin and
interlined with sheet of cotton bat
ting, in which sachet powder is
sprinkled. The edges are finished
with button-hole stitching in pink silk.
A work bag is made of coarse brown
linen cut into the shape shown in the
picture. 1t is IA inches long and 101a
wide. Two pieces are joined at the
edges which are scalloped and finished
with button-hole stitching in green
silk floss.
The Maryville times. (Maryville, Tenn.) 1884-1944, 1914-12-04
Why They Settle.

Wife Who can doubt the power of
woman's love! Think of the thou
sands of wild youths who have set
tied down into staid and respectable
citizens as soon as they married?
Husband-They couldn't afford to
be anything else after they got mar
RED
The Maryville times. (Maryville, Tenn.) 1884-1944, 1914-12-04

back guarantee that each spoonful
will clean your sluggish liver better
than a dose of nasty calomel and that
1t won't make you sick.
Dodson's Liver Tone Is real liver
medicine. You'll know it next morn
ing, because you will wake up feel
ing fine, your liver will be working.
your headache and dizziness gone,
your stomach will be sweet and your
towels regular.
Dodson's Liver Tone is entirely
vegetable, therefore harmless and
cannot salivate. Give it to your chill
dren. Millions of people are using
Dodson's Liver Tone instead of dam
gerous calomel now. Your druggist
will tell you that the sale of calomel
is almost stopped entirely here
The Maryville times. (Maryville, Tenn.) 1884-1944, 1914-12-04
Married in Haste.

Neighbor-The Widow Gays mar
riage was rather sudden, wasn't it?
Friend-Yes; her daughters baby
was beginning to talk; and the widow
wanted to have the wedding over be-
fore the kid learned to say grand
ma. New York Weekly.
The Maryville times. (Maryville, Tenn.) 1884-1944, 1914-12-04
No Excuse for PIaInness.

young lady by no means beauti-
full, was introduced to a gentleman
who was endowed with good looks but
not manners. During the course OF
their conversation the gentleman
asked:
Are there many more ladies like
you in the Potteries? ?"
The young lady replied; "Oh, yes.
We are all good-ooking there. You
see, we make our own mugs"
The Maryville times. (Maryville, Tenn.) 1884-1944, 1914-12-04
PRETTY CHRISTMAS GIFTS
Acceptable Presents for Young and Old
and How They Are Made
Z ,;.-l-.Il.f

cades are very effectively bordered in
this way. Sometimes narrow shaded
or lowered ribbons are joined by
means Of narrow velvet ribbons, a
half inch in width. The edges of the
velvet ribbon overlap those of the
The Maryville times. (Maryville, Tenn.) 1884-1944, 1914-12-04
A General colIanse.

81 hear poor Mrs. Smith was COM
pletely broken up when she tried to
sing at the concert"
so she was, poor thing! Her voice
broke, her face fell, and she went all
to pieces"
The Maryville times. (Maryville, Tenn.) 1884-1944, 1914-12-04
NOTHING SO EFFECTIVE AS ELIXIR
4 a..L.-i. L.L.lII. I........

y , 2
Chief of Police, j. w Reynolds, Newport
News, Va, says: 1t is n pleasure to recommend
Babek for Chills and Fever Have used itwhen
necessary for years and have found no remedy
as effective" Elixir Ba bek 80 cents, all drug
gists, or by Parcel Post, prepaid, from Kloczew'
ski g. Co., Washington, ID. c.
A Good Move-BabeI Liver Pills.
30 pills rs cents
The Maryville times. (Maryville, Tenn.) 1884-1944, 1914-12-04

II doesn't take a young man who
starts at the top long to reach the
bottom unless he is digging a we'll
The Maryville times. (Maryville, Tenn.) 1884-1944, 1914-12-04
A Mistake.

Wife-James, you are going out
without your muffier.
Autoist-I cut it out.
The Maryville times. (Maryville, Tenn.) 1884-1944, 1914-12-04
The Difference.

Gossip has no business methods
What do you mean?"
people retail it by Wholesale"
The Maryville times. (Maryville, Tenn.) 1884-1944, 1914-12-04

YOUR OWN DRUGGIST WILL TELL YOU
Try Murine Rye Bemedy 4, for Red, Weak watery
Just Eye Comfort. Write for Book OF The Eve
BY mail Free Murine Eye Remedy Co. Chicago.
The Maryville times. (Maryville, Tenn.) 1884-1944, 1914-12-04
Not Always.

The flag system has gone out of
schools now, hasn't it?"
Not the brain flag kind"
The Maryville times. (Maryville, Tenn.) 1884-1944, 1914-12-04
Affinity.

"Why do they serve NTemm drinks
with oysters?"
Aren't oysters considered dumb"
The Maryville times. (Maryville, Tenn.) 1884-1944, 1914-12-04

No; not my consent, but I would
like to have him trot in and tell me
the good news. / sort of feel like /
needed cheering up."-Houston Post.
The Maryville times. (Maryville, Tenn.) 1884-1944, 1914-12-04
bottom and sides are covered with silk
and afterward joined

bottom and sides are covered with silk
and afterward joined.
The upper portion is made of a
straight length of ribbon gathered
about the box as shown in the picture.
The second bag shown is easy to
construct and suited to almost any
purpose. 1t is made by stitching to
each edge of a length of striped or fig.
ured ribbon, length Of plain satin rib
bon, to form a wide strip for making
the bag. The ends Of this strip are
sewed together with felled seam and
the edges sewed together at the bot.
tom. A casing sewed within two inches
of the top, carries the ties of narrow
satin ribbon by which the bag is
closed and suspended
The Maryville times. (Maryville, Tenn.) 1884-1944, 1914-12-04
The Worker.

Does your furnace work."
"No, but l Philadelphia Eve
ming Ledger.
The Maryville times. (Maryville, Tenn.) 1884-1944, 1914-12-04
Borrows on Prospects.

81 fear that young man of yours is
living beyond his means"
ooh, no, papa; he hasn't any"
The Maryville times. (Maryville, Tenn.) 1884-1944, 1914-12-04

SATIN. These soles are bought ready
made and cost very little.
In sewing the ribbon to the soles it
is fulled slightly across the toe and
Joined in a felled seam in the back.
Above the heel it is gathered on an
elastic cord to hold the slipper IN
place. A little fullness is gathered il
at the toe where three small rosct.es
provide a finishing touch.
The Maryville times. (Maryville, Tenn.) 1884-1944, 1914-12-04

1t is easier to learn how to make
money than how not to get rid of it.
The Maryville times. (Maryville, Tenn.) 1884-1944, 1914-12-04

Even the aviator who holds the high
altitude record may not be above criti-
cism
The Maryville times. (Maryville, Tenn.) 1884-1944, 1914-12-04
Good News.

When | promise to marry him, do
you want him to come and ask your
The Princeton union. [volume] (Princeton, Minn.) 1876-1976, 1914-04-09
First Pub. Mar. 26-3t
Notice of Cancellation of Land Con.
tract.

John K. Nash, Purchaser:
You are hereby notified that by
the terms of the contract entered
into between you and the A. e.
johnson Company, a corporation, on
the 10th day of August, A. D. 1912,
for the purchase by you of that piece
or parcel of land situated in the
county of Mile Laos, state of Min
nesota, described as follows: The
southwest quarter of southwest
quarter IS. W. d of S. W. N, Sec
tion number sixteen (]6), and SOUTH
east quarter of southeast quarter
IS. E. Il of S. E. ~, section num-
Der seventeen (l7), township number
forty (4O), range number twenty
seven (27), there became due on the
10th day of August, 1913. the SUN
of sixty dollars, no part of which
has ever been paid and this contract
will terminate thirty days after the
service of this notice upon you unless
prior thereto you shall comply with
the condi tions of said contract and
pay said sixty dollars and pay the
costs of the service of this notice
upon you.
Dated March %, 1914.
A. e. johnson Co,
By Olof O. Searle, Sec'y. and Treas.
James A. Kellogg, ].
Attorney for a. p. johnson Co,
6l2 Corn Exchange, !.
Minneapolis, MINI.
The Princeton union. [volume] (Princeton, Minn.) 1876-1976, 1914-04-09
ON THE EVE OF
SEASON IN
High Spots In the Three Big
Leagues New Players
of Promise.
AVAUNT the Panama dispute among

AVAUNT the Panama dispute among
"a our solons at Washington, the
N big row in Mexico, the home
rule fight in Ireland and like
bidders for the front page! We're on
the eve of the baseball season! April
n is the date. Then will the two ma
jor leagues begin the annual struggle
for the pennant, while a day earlier
the Federal league will make it's debut
Nineteen-fourteen is going to be the
biggest year in baseball. Of that there
is no doubt. The entry Of third big
league this year and the consequent
rivalry to annex star performers on
the diamond is one of the principal
contributing causes Of the tense inter-
est in the outcome Of the games about
to be played.
From the players viewpoint this will
be the biggest season because Of the
boosts in salaries due to the Federals'
competition with the two major leagues
for seasoned veterans and promising
a mighty array Of players away from
the Nationals and Americans.
Highest Paid Player.
Topping the list of high salaried
players stands Iris Speaker who will
get $35, 1000 for two seasons with the
Boston Red Sox. The Federals tried
to sign up this wonderful outfelder.
but the Red Sox management decided
that ST. 500 a season was not too much
to pay to hold fast to him. Other dia-
The Princeton union. [volume] (Princeton, Minn.) 1876-1976, 1914-04-09

Sizing Up the Situation.
Pitchers Acquired by
the FederaIs..

Cleveland Americans. Had it not been
for the fact that the Federals took a
large number of their best players the
Pittsburgh team, experts agree, could
have entertained good hopes of win
ming the pennant. The Philadelphia
Nationals have lost nearly all their
greatest players to the newcomers.
While the Federals are not recog-
nized by the Nationals or the Amer
leans, widespread interest centers in
their advent. 1t is an ambitious un-
dertaking, is this new venture in the
game which kills off so many grand
mothers every year. James A. Gilmore,
president Of the new league, says that
there is $50,000,000 behind the FEEDER
The Princeton union. [volume] (Princeton, Minn.) 1876-1976, 1914-04-09
Hard Hit by the Federals.

The launching of the Federal league
means that the two major leagues will
suffer loss of several hundred thou
sand dollars. The hardest hit clubs of
the two big leagues are the Pittsburgh
and Philadelphia Nationals and the
The Princeton union. [volume] (Princeton, Minn.) 1876-1976, 1914-04-09


LEADING MANAGERS.
O Griffith, Washington Americans; e.
McGraw, New York Nationals; go Mack,
Philadelphia Americans: (D Clarke, Pitts
burgh Nationals.
ais, and he gives the list of hackers,
among which are numbered dozen
millionaires. incidentally the richest
club in the Federal list is the Brook
Ign.
President Gilmore's league is seeking
to arrange a round robin series be-
tween the three leagues for the worlds
championship, but Ban Johnson, acting
officially for the national commission,
says there is nothing doing on that
proposition.
Federal League Pitchers.
Here are the pitchers enlisted by the
Federal league:
Chicago-"Ad" Brennan, Philadelphia
Nationals; Claude Hendrix, Pittsburgh
Nationals; G. J. Watson, Milwaukee.
American associations; Thomas Nc
CURE. semipro.; John CHASER, semi
pro-; Dave Block, semipro.; Erwin
Lang, semipro.; Leo Prendergast, Pc
oria, l. 1. I. league; Henry Schmidt
Milwaukee, American association.
Indianapolis-Fred Falkenberg, Cleve-
land Americans; George Mullin, De-
troit Americans; Earl Mosely, Boston
Red Sox; Fred Harter, l. l. l. league,
and George Kaiserling and Harry Bill
lard. indianapolis Federals.
st. Louis-William Morgan, Salt
Lake City; Edgar .Willett, Detroit
Americans; e. Bushman, Highland,
ILL.,; G. Williams, st. Louis; Mordecai
Brown (manager) and ]. Herbert, Gin
cinnati; Otis Crandau, New York Ma
| tionals; Bob Groom. Washington Amer
leans; Harry Cooper, st. Louis FEEDER
ais; William Jenney, st. Louis.
Baltimore Quinn, formerly OF
Rochester and Boston Nationals;
George Suggs, St.. Louis Nationals
Frank Smith, Montreal; Irwin K. Viii.
helm, Rochester; Joe Finneran. Phila
delphia Nationals; Herbert Young
New Bedford, New England league; P
J. Conley, J. NJ. Allen and Jack Ridge
way.
Kansas City-Eugene Packard, Gin.
cinnat Nationals; w. Stone, Oak.
land; Ben Harris, Denver. Western
league; George Baumgardner, st. Louis
Americans; Banding, Cleveland Amer
leans; Pete Henning, Ira Hogue an6
George Hogan, with the Kansas City
Federals last year.
Buffalo-Russell Ford. New York
Americans: Earl Moore, Chicago Ma
tionals; George Kahler, Cleveland
Americans; Eugene Knapp, Cleveland
Americans; Fred Anderson, Boston
Red Sox; Edward Purroy, Rober
Brown and Harry Houses.
Brooklyn. A. Maxwell, Toronto
B. Sommers, Chattanooga; Edward
Laftte, Providence: Thomas Seaton
Philadelphia Nationals: W. 81. Chap
pelle, Chattanooga.
In spite Of the fact that Gilmore an(
his associates put up the money fo1
the enterprise, the real credit for tn
founding Of the Federal league should
go to three ball play ers-Tinker, Brown
, and Stovall. The entire fabric Of th,
new organization was built around tn,
Tinker deal. and once that had beer