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Morris tribune., 1914-01-30

on this fail, out il any one has designs
on j. A. BurnQuist, the present incuin-
bent, he has not made known the
fact Since the close of the last SEES
sion Mr.. Burnquist has been seldom
heard from, but this need not be taken
to mean that he intends to retire.
:. !. !.
Congressman Halvor Stevenson of
the Ninth district has a new scheme
for the curtailment of the liquor habit
and incidentally the suppression of
snuff or tobacco in all forms. He
would bar from the mails all publica-
tons carrying illustrated or pictorial
advertisements of the articles named.
These include intoxicating liquors of
any kind, snuff, cigarettes, cigars or
tobacco in any form. That Congress
man Stevenson evidently failed to
consult the newspapers in his district
before he introduced the bill is evi-
dent, as a howl long and loud has
gone up against the measure.
!. \ :.
Is your name on the legislative
slate? Have you made your peace
| with the powers that be? Legislative
| candidates who will be right, the Cos
sip runs, have been picked in every
county in the state and they will
be given the needed support at the
proper time The name of the king
bee of this movement is not stated, but
miss my guess if the whole thing
does not go by the boards before cleo
ton time. | gather from the talk that
the slatemakers will not have it all
| their own way.
!. \
| The Albert Lea Tribune believes
that Thomas E. eastman, author of
! the distance tariff act bearing his
name, would make good gubernatorial
timber and announced that it stands
ready to give him it's support. The
/ Tribune says there is a demand for
/ Senator eastman from all over the
state. How the Twin Cities, which
claim to have been damaged by his dis
lance tariff law, would take to Sena
tor eastman is not known, but | fee
certain that he would hardly have the
best wishes of the Twin City dailies
X \ \
E. T. Young of St. Paul, in letter
made public, comes out for w. E
Lee as the logical candidate for the
Republican nomination for governor
He says Mr. Lee is entitled to the
honor. Mr. Young figured in the last
scramble for Governor Eberhart's goal
and with the others went down to de
feat. He says he has no intention Of
trying again.
THE COUNTY CHAIRMAN.
Morris tribune., 1914-01-30

State game is concerned was evS
denced at the meeting of the execu-
tive committee of the state central
organization when a Democratic love
feast to be held in Minneapolis Feb.
% was decided upon Incidently
the gubernatorial hopes of Daniel w.
Lawler are supposed to have gone
glimmering, as the gathering is gen.
orally expected to be antagonistic to
the st. Paul man. Frank A. Day,
who is a LawIer supporter, opposed
the meet, but he was unable to stand
out against the Lynch forces.
!. !. !.
State Treasurer Smith is threaten
ed with rival. D. c. Armstrong. a
banker of Albert Lea, says he might
get into the game and the filing OF
his name as candidate is looked for
almost any day. The scramble for
state jobs to date has been confined
to the governorship and Mr.. Arm
strong's threatened entry comes some
what as a surprise.
!. !. i.
S. Y. Gordon of Browns Valley,
former lieutenant governor, writes
friends that he will probably file fer
the house from his county and this
has invited gossip anent the fact that
Morris tribune., 1914-01-30

if elected he may be a candidate for
speaker of the next house. AS lieu
tenant governor Mr.. Gordon made an
excellent presiding officer of the SEN
ate and this will undoubtedly be Of
fered in his favor.
>. :. !.
Secretary Of State Schmahl has just
completed the task of indexing over
$4,000 corporations listed in his Of
fee and the job, which included a
scrutiny of each, together with the
necessary notations on a card for fiji.
ing in a card cabinet, is the biggest
job ever tackled by that department.
Over $4,000 entries, many Of which
were amendments to corporations al
ready listed, had to be gone over.
The system installed is said to be the
finest of it's kind in the United States.
!. \ <
The Office of lieutenant governor
will be among the offices to be voted
Morris tribune., 1914-01-30
DON'T Be MlSLED
Morris Citizens Should Read
This Advice.

Kidney trouble is dangerous and Of
ten fatal.
Don't experiment with something
new and untried.
Use tested kidney remedy.
Begin with Doan's Kidney Pills
Used in kidney troubles so years.
Recommended here and every
where.
The following statement forms con-
vincing proof.
A. D. Coffmon, N. Third St., Greece
vile, Mimi, says: was lame and
my badk panied me greatly. had
more or less trouble with the kidney
secretions, too. AS soon as I COM
menced using Doon's Kidney Pills, I
gotbetter and before long, was cured.
The cure they made has been perman-
emit. I recommended this remedy
when it cured me, and you may keep
on using my statement" 4
For sale by all dealers. Price SO
cents. Foster Milburn Co., Buffalo,
New York, sole agents for the United
States.
Remember the nsme-Doan So d
he no other. adv.
Morris tribune., 1914-01-30
TRAIN CRASHES INTO CAR

Fifty-seven Passengers on Duluth Troll
ley Have Narrow Escape.
Fifty-seven passengers on Duluth
bound interstate street car narrowly
escaped being killed. The street car
started across railroad track A
backing freight hit the car in the mid
die, tearing out the side and rear.
Passengers saw the imminent crash
and sprang to the other side of the
car. The momentum of the street Car
carried it across the track.
Morris tribune., 1914-01-30
DON'T TAKE
CHANCES.
BUY GOODS
OF KNOWN
|. QUALITY
QUALITY
BY HOLLAND.

HISTORY is full of warn
"A ings about buying a pig
in a poke. This is only an
other way of saying that one
should buy articles of known
merit articles that will bear
inspection.
The manufacturer who adj
vertises his goods thereby
shows his confidence in them.
He would not spend money
to tell of their merits unless
they had merits. His adver-
tisement is an invitation to
you to test his sincerity by
testing his goods.
You take no chances in pur-
chasing goods advertised in
this paper The advertise
ment is a guarantee Of quail
ity. Insist on having the
genuine articles. Something
said to be lust as good" is
never so good. Get the gen.
uine-the kind that is adver-
tised.
ADVERTISING
ELIMINATES
RISK.
Morris tribune., 1914-01-30
PHYSICIAN UNDER ARREST

Minneapolis Woman Dies Following
Alleged Criminal Operation.
Anna Croynan, thirty-five years Of
age, is dead at the Swedish hospi-
tai at Minneapolis. She is alleged
to be the victim of a criminal opera
ton performed recently by DR.. George
A. Mills. Mills is held on $4,000 bail
for illegal practice. In granting bail
the judge said he wished he could
withhold it, DR.. Mills will be ar
raigned on a charge of manslaughter,
the Office of the prosecuting attorney
said. The girl was taken to the hos
pital two days before her death.
Morris tribune., 1914-01-30
Earmer Blows out cas-.

Fred Heidman, twenty-four years
of age, a farmer from Bismarck, n.
D., was asphyxiated in his room at
the Continental hotel, st. Paul. 1t
is believed that Heidman was uE.
familiar with gas jets and blew out
the light upon retiring.
The Richmond palladium and sun-telegram. [volume] (Richmond, Ind.) 1907-1939, 1914-03-05
DOROTHY DIX

afraid to make a move lest he should
inadvertently step on some of your
precious little feelings, and so precip-
itate another downpour. You can also
perceive when he is becoming suffi-
GENTLY gelitudinous to pickle by stick
ing the pitchfork into him now and
then If he answers back ne needs
another barrel of tears poured over
him. but if he returns no back talk
he is in fit condition to proceed with
the further process of picking
Then prick him all over with a
sharp tongue. Make the gashes as
deep as you can by saying all the
things that will cut him to the quick
to hear. Some women hold that the
best way to do this is by haunting a
man with his failures. and telling him
how much better some other man
provides for his family than he does,
and how Mr.. Jones' wife has a linn
CUISINE and diamonds, while they have
to ride on the street car and use safe
ty pins for ornaments.
Other women contend that the best
way to cash husband with tongue
is to hold forth upon his weaknesses,
and to rip him up the back, and slash
him crossways about the time he came
home after he had made a night with
the boys, or the poker game in which
he lost fifty dollars, or the old friend
he lent some money to who never re-
paid him.
Undoubtedly both of these plans are
excellent, but the great majority of
wives content themselves with mere
superficial tongue pricks, technically
known as nagging about the ten
thousand little things of everyday life
and this is probably the best method
OF all. because it is so thorough and
does not leave a single particle of the
cutice of husband that has not been
scarified.
Having reduced the husband to a
pulp by soaking him in brine, and hav-
ing thoroughly pricked him with a
sharp tongue now souse him in mix
, ture made as follows
Take five gallons of the vinegar OF
temper, the more acid the better. a
quart of the gall of jealousy, a half
pound of the paprika of spite. two
ounces of the seeds of doubt. and spice
it up to taste with suspicion, insinua-
tons and recriminations; throw in
enough selfishness to color it all a
dark bilious green, and stew the hus-
band in this brew for some twenty or
thirty years. at the end of which time
he will be found to be as sour as any
wife could wish.
Picked husband is strictly family
dish, though occa sionally it Is served
up for company. It's chief use, howev-
or, is as a nightcap for women. Many
, wives are so addicted to it that they
,, could not go to sleep unless they had
yartaken of a large slice OF it just be
fore they go to bed.
If these directions for making pick
| led husband are not sufficiently ex-
plicit. brides may obtain further infor-
| nation by observing the methods OF
almost any married woman of their
iacqus intance.
The Richmond palladium and sun-telegram. [volume] (Richmond, Ind.) 1907-1939, 1914-03-05
To Put On Flesh
And Increase Weight
A PHYSICIANS Advice.

Most thin people eat from four to
S, pounds of good solid fat-making
food every day, and still do not in
creas in weight one ounce, while on
the other hand many Of the plump,
chunky folks eat very lightly and keep
gaining all the time. It's all bosh to
say that this is the nature of the in
dividual 1t isn't Natures way at all.
Thin folks stay thin because their
powers of assimilation are defective.
They just absorb enough OF the food
they eat to maintain life and a SEM
blance of health and strength. Stuff
iEg won't help them. A dozen meals a
day won't make them gain a single
stay there" pound. All the fat-pro-
ducing elements of their food just stay
in the intestines until they pass from
| the body as waste. What such peo-
pie need is something that will pre-
pare these fatty food elements so that
| their blood can absorb them and de-
| post them all about the Dody-some-
thing. too, that will multiply their red
blood corpuscles and increase their
blood's Carrying power.
For such condition l always rec
ommend eating Sargol tablet with
every meal. Sargol is not, as some be-
| lieve. a patented drug, but Is scien-
! tific combination Of six Of the most eff
fective and powerful fleshbuilding ele-
ments known to chemistry. 1t is alb
solutely harmless, yet wonderfully eff
fective and a single tablet eaten with
each meal often has the effect of in
creasing the weight of thin man or
woman from three to Ave pounds a
week Sargol is sold by Leo H. Fihe
and other good druggists everywhere
on a positive guarantee of weight in
crease or money back.
The Richmond palladium and sun-telegram. [volume] (Richmond, Ind.) 1907-1939, 1914-03-05

postponed until Thursday, March IL,
when Mrs. Henry Weisbrod will act
as hostess at her home on South Fiji
teenth street. All members are asked
to heed this change.
Mrs. Charles Runge was hostess
Wednesday afternoon for meeting
of the b. B. B. Thimble club at her
home on South Fifteenth street.
Spring flowers and ferns were used
in decorating the rooms. The after
noon was spent socially and with
needlework. An elegant luncheon in
several courses was served at the
close OF the meeting. Those who en-
joyed the affair we're Mesdames Char
les Igelman, William Klute, Adam
Feldman, William Widup, Richard
Benfeldt. e. w. Feltman, George KEN
per, Dan Weber, Gus Sudhoff, Will
liam Knollenberg, Walter Weidner
Charles Juergens, Otto Kemper, How
ard Sudhoff, Frank Youngflesh, Will
liam Hawokette, August Kemper,
Clyde Gardner and John Alderman
In fortnight the club will meet with
Mrs. Gus Sudhoff at her home on
Kinsey street.
-g$
Twenty-nine persons attended the
meeting Of the Christian Woman's
Board of Missions of the Central
Christian church held at the home of
Mrs. Samuel Lyon, South Fourth
street. Mrs. Giverva Kirkmant had
charge of the devotional exercises.
The subject for the afternoon was
Mission Education for the Chill
The Richmond palladium and sun-telegram. [volume] (Richmond, Ind.) 1907-1939, 1914-03-05

a dish much in favor in many house
holds is picked husband, which may
be served at any meal, although the
majority of wives seem to relish it as
tidbit late at night just before 60
ing to sleep.
Almost any kind of husband may
be picked by wife who is a real
Industrious trouble hunter and consci-
entious about doing her full duty about
bossing the family and looking care
fully after it's ways.
The best husbands to pickle, how
ever, are the good-natured easy 60
ing sort genus rounder), although
there is small meek variety (genus
henpeckis) that have a very fine fla
vor also, and are much easier to
pickle.
To prepare this delicious condiment
to married life first select your hus-
/ band. Pay especial attention to this,
for some husbands can't be picked at
all, and when you try to pickle them
they run all over the place and make
an awful mess. Therefore be careful
on this point, for to the great majority
of women the domestic menu would
| be flat and tasteless except for the
unfailing supply of picked husband
they always keep in the cupboard.
Select then, if it be possible, a nice,
fat juicy, thin-skinned husband who is
fond of gayety and has many friends.
, If he thinks he knows how to play
poker SO much the better.
If you cannot get this sort of hus-
band, almost any sort, of a busy, hard
working husband of the species Amer
icanis Boobis will do, but pains must
be taken to avoid husband with square
] jaws and pale blue eyes, especially if
these features are accompanied by red
! hair, as this species defy the most
heartless efforts to pickle them.
Having secured your husband, take
/ him home and begin the picking pro-
cess by first sailing him down in
brine, in order to melt down any
! backbone be may happen to have, and
to make him into a perfect mush of
acquiescense. 1t has been proved by
millions of housewives, who have tried
it, that nothing so completely takes
| the stamina and fight out of a man
as tears.
| So begin with the process of disin-
| tegration on your husband by Weep
Ing over him. Turn the domestic hy-
drant on him morning, noon and
night. Weep over him because you
cant have this and you can't have that.
Weep when the soup is salty; weep
when when your new dress doesnt
! fit; weep when he comes home ten
minutes late to dinner; weep when
your mother comes to see you; weep
| when he don't take you to the thea
: tire: burst into perfect floods of tears
! if he dares to criticise anything you
do or say, or that your mother does
or says. Keep the water spout going
continually until the whole atmos-
phere of your home is so damp and
| foggy and sticky that it will give any
/ body rheumatism of the heart and
soiatica of the disposition
Persist in the salt water treatment
until you perceive that your husband
is getting web-footed, so that he is
The Richmond palladium and sun-telegram. [volume] (Richmond, Ind.) 1907-1939, 1914-03-05

have puttered with olG corns for
years, have gotten rid of them right
of, with few drops Of "GETS-IT"
applied as quick as you can spell your
name. Corns just love to be cut,
picked. filed. gouged and pulled.
Quit it. You've tried cotton rings
that cause shooting corn pains. greasy
salves that spread over the toe and
made it raw and tape that sticks to
the stOcking-now try "GETS-lT.'
1t has none of the draw backs Of the
old style corn cures, eases pain and
never fails on any corn or callus.
'4ETS-IT" is sold by all druggists,
Csc a bottle, or sent direct, by f.
Lawrence & Co, Chicago.
"GETS-IT" is sold in Richmond by
A. G. Luken. Charles l.. Magaw, and
Conkey Drug Co.
lAdver ttseAent
The Richmond palladium and sun-telegram. [volume] (Richmond, Ind.) 1907-1939, 1914-03-05
SOCIAL GATHERINGS

The Hicks orchestra has been Sc
cured to furnish the dance music for
the st. Patrick's Day ball to be given
by members of the Happy Hour club
on the evening of Tuesday, March II.
Invitations will be issued next week
An assembly party will be held
Friday evening in the Odd Fellows
hall by Mrs. Frank Crichet after her
class has received its instructions. Pi-
ano and drums will furnish the dance
music. The young people are invited
to attend
An important social function for
this evening is the reception to be Civ
en- at the First Christian church in
honor of new members, Rev and Mrs.
S. w. Traum and family, and also
for Rev. L. E. Murray, the new minis
ter All members Of the church are
invited to attend An orchestra will
furnish the music Refreshments will
be served
A social hour will be enjoyed by
the Eastern Star members Saturday
evening after the initiation to be held
in the Masonic hall. A banquet will
be served. All members are invited
TO be present.
The "Fill-in-Between'' dancing party
given by the Happy Hour club in the
Odd Fellows hall Tuesday evening
proved to be one of the most enjoy
able affairs ever given by this club.
This dance, as the name implies, was
given to fill in between the clubs an
niversary dance of February 10. and
its next regular date of March II.
1t was success in every way. SO cou-
pies being in attendance. Weisbrod' s
SaXophone orchestra furnished the ex-
cellent program OF dances. The club
members and their friends are look
ing forward to the second annual st.
Patrick's dance which is now being
arranged for by the committee.
The local chapter of Phi Deltas has
practically completed all arrange
ments for its third annual dance to
be given at the Elks' hall On West
Broadway Friday evening Of this
week, with the exception Of decora-
ions. which will be finished Thurs
day aud Friday. The programs, with
white leather covers, are very classy
and will excel anything of their kind
given away at a dance in this CITY
Smiths saXophOne trio Of Spring
field. O.. will furnish the music ard
"a every one knows that his music
= the best that car be had the larg.
90 crowd that ever attended q dance
are is expected to be at the function
Many outoftown guests from indian
apCls. Rushville. Connersv:l'e. Rich
mond knightstown, Muncie. Andar-
son. Greensburg, Columbus. I.adoga
ard Daleville have sent wore thsi
they would he here SheIhyriIiG
Democrat.
The Richmond palladium and sun-telegram. [volume] (Richmond, Ind.) 1907-1939, 1914-03-05
CHILDREN WHO ARE SlCKLY

Mothers who vaue their comfort ana the
welfare of their children, should he without
box of Mother Gray Sweet Powders for Children
for use throughout the season. They Break up
Colds. Relieve Feverishne,s. Constipation, Teethinr
Disorders, Headache and Stomach Troubles. Used bv
Mothers for 22 years. THESE POWDERS NEVER
FAIL. Sold by all Drug Stores, Csc. Don't accent
amp substftute Sample mailed FREE Address,
A. s. Omsted, lie Roy, n. Y.
The Richmond palladium and sun-telegram. [volume] (Richmond, Ind.) 1907-1939, 1914-03-05
OPERA CREAM,
A LIQUID BEAUTIFIER

When properly applied With a
spcnge. will never show. and imparts
t. the skin a velvety loneliness that is
limos sible TO get from the nse of any
: irnilar preparation Just try it-once.
For sale by all druggists. or by mail
direct from manufacturers on receipt
OF price. sc. Manufactured by Dayton
Drug Co, Dayton. Ohio.
ADVERTISEMENT
The Richmond palladium and sun-telegram. [volume] (Richmond, Ind.) 1907-1939, 1914-03-05
WEDDING BELLS

The wedding of Mr.. Roland Rosa
and Miss Josephine Notes.-The, was
solemnized last evening at o'clock at
the First NJ. e. parsonage, the Rev.
). Earl Parker, pastor of the church,
performed the ceremony in the pres
ence of a few friends. The bride
wore a pretty travelling suit. They
The Richmond palladium and sun-telegram. [volume] (Richmond, Ind.) 1907-1939, 1914-03-05
Fine For Freckles, Too
VERY POPULAR.

Opera Cream is very largely used
by ladies who are troubled with freck-
les. pimples. blotches, etc. 1t does not
remove OF irritate the skin. but first
hides these blemishes. and gradually
removes them completely.
2 After using Opera Cream regularly
for a few months you will be agree
ably surprised at the softness and
clearness of your complexion. 1t never
roughens the skin.
The Richmond palladium and sun-telegram. [volume] (Richmond, Ind.) 1907-1939, 1914-03-05

Will reside In this city. Their many
friends extend congratulations and
wish them much happiness. Several
social functions have been given in
hodor Of the bride. She is a promi-
nent member of the First NJ. Il.
church.
The Richmond palladium and sun-telegram. [volume] (Richmond, Ind.) 1907-1939, 1914-03-05
CLIRS AND SOCIETIES

A meeting of the Aid society of the
Second English Lutheran church Will
he held Friday afternoon a. the home
OF Mrs. O. A. Miller. 500 North West
Third street All members arc invited
to attend
Members cf the Mission Study class
and their friends are invited r. attend
the meeting which Will he hex. Friday
afternoon in the parlors Of REID Me
mortal church to hear Mrs. McCroa OF
indianapolis. who will lecture on mis-
sion work
Tho Christic" Vom2n's B0a"d Ct
Aies'DDs Of the First Christian church
met yesterday afternoon AT the church.
Excellent papers were presented by
The Richmond palladium and sun-telegram. [volume] (Richmond, Ind.) 1907-1939, 1914-03-05
CORNS GO, SURE POP.
" YOU USE "GETS-IT"

Simple as 3 c. It's the New Way
of Curing Corns and CaIIuses.
If you have corns now, the chances
are you have never used 'CETS-IT,
the biggest seller among corn cures
ever known. It is the new way, does
away with all trouble, pain and fuss
ing in treating cornS Thousands who
The Richmond palladium and sun-telegram. [volume] (Richmond, Ind.) 1907-1939, 1914-03-05
Social, Club and Personal Items
Elizabeth r. PhonsI1

cess" After the Bible study there
was . guessing contest. Miss Leta
Roland was successful in securing the
favor. The remainder Of the evening
was spent socially. Refreshments
were served
A meeting of the Mary Hill W. C..
T. U. will be held Friday afternoon
at the home of Mrs B. C. Wicket on
Linden avenue. The meeting will be
called at $3.50 o'clock.
Mrs. William whitley had charge
of the program Wednesday afternoon
when the Missionary society Of the
First Baptist church met at the bone
of Mrs. Harvey Nye on North D street
The subject for the afternoon was
beginning Of Baptist Missions in the
Indian Empire" Several of the ladies
read interesting papers. After the
program a social hour followed and
refreshments were served by the hos
tess. The next meeting will be held
the first Wednesday in April. The
hostess will be announced later.
The Happy Hour club did not meet
this afternoon. The meeting has been
The Richmond palladium and sun-telegram. [volume] (Richmond, Ind.) 1907-1939, 1914-03-05

Eden lodge. Daughters Of Rebekah
will be entertained Friday evening by
the East Germantown lodge. Those
who desire to attend are asked to take
the interurban car that leaves the
traction station at 40 o'clock.
The Richmond palladium and sun-telegram. [volume] (Richmond, Ind.) 1907-1939, 1914-03-05

Mrs o. A. Miller will be hostess for
a meeting of the Aid society Of the
Second English Lutheran church at
her homo on North West Third street.
The Richmond palladium and sun-telegram. [volume] (Richmond, Ind.) 1907-1939, 1914-03-05

A banquet will be given in the even
ing at the First M. r. church for the
brotherhood
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Mrs. P. W. Smith spent yesterday in
Indianapolis.