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Tulsa daily world. [volume] (Tulsa, Indian Territory [Okla.]) 1905-1919, 1914-08-16
CERNANY'S HOPE IS
TO Defeat BELGIUM
KAISER S ONLY HOPE is TO
GET ACCESS TO
FRANCE
TULSAN Once LIVED There
E, Constantin, Well-Known Oil
Refiner, May Fight for His
Native Country.

Germany will go through. or try
fn.g g.. thr,rrb H.Irium 3rross I'm, bnr-
nm. ..... ....
"'' '' ''"'' """ w." '' aus J"'-' "o
she ana IN the war OF S'O, she VIII
put 800. 600. maybe "a million troops
tb,r. T., ao If IYt .b. .r,,.ts. ., dfr-
I'''hl enemy now. II""'o 'S "''
/ equal while at that time the Germans
had taken the ADVANTAGE ly rouceu-
r.,t,,... b., ,,,.,i.s ,., a- ,...,.s and
provoking "a war when she knew her
enemy was inferior
Thus did Eugene Constantine, native
/ born Frenchman, now uaturalizcd
American citizen and president of the
/ Constantine oil refining of this city,
describe the situation of the warning
armies around Licge Yesterday.
Mr Constantine has been in the
United states 10 years. He WIS born
and reared only a few miles from the
Swiss border where, when lad of s
Years ho saw the horrors of the last
great conflict between Celt and Teuton.
Saves Ills Countr,
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AVA ~. ,', Nv ,'' ,,i,ir,. " 3''''i' DuS
~ on W i,,'i,',' ,,1
wan - 49, III blAN'f -' i't' li'tN oNA ~
Tulsa daily world. [volume] (Tulsa, Indian Territory [Okla.]) 1905-1919, 1914-08-16
Street Carnival.

A good carnival company will he
secured by the Fair association. which
will have 1t places OF amusement on
Cincinnati avenue. The city commits
Tulsa daily world. [volume] (Tulsa, Indian Territory [Okla.]) 1905-1919, 1914-08-16
Do Not Read This

Unless you are interested in refrig-
orator LINCOLN MCCONNELL says
back up your advertising with the
goods We have the goods. We VIII give
YOU spot cash back for any Refrigerator
handled by us that is not satisfactory
The herald-advance. (Milbank, S.D.) 1890-1922, 1914-05-29
AL IN ABILITY 70 SAY mo-
0rsat Truth, volosd BY chauncey n.
cepsw. o Worth the conaldsra,
t9om % Al.

Ctauncey n: Depsw. reviewing HI
easAtieth birthday, says: Il have found
The best insurance policy u the ability
to ~ no. Many Of my friends have
dio6 before their time because they
could not resist the asperities which
destroyed them. Abstinence u hard a&
0rok requires will power and self-de
0iaA, but abstinence soon conquers Do
sire. Ever after II the Joy Of victory
and confidence In that handspring Of
91fe-the Will
Horace Greeley once said to mo
after the payment Of notes he had In.
dorsed had swept away years of q
dng1. 'Chauncey. ! want you to have .
law passed making It q felony, pun.
oshable with life imprisonment, for .
man to put his name on the back Of
another mans paper As I lament
about one-Quarter Of my inability to
oay no. and without any benefit to my
Friends. ! sympathize with MI. Gree
ley
The herald-advance. (Milbank, S.D.) 1890-1922, 1914-05-29
CANADA'S PLACE
AS A PRODUCER
Canada Is Getting a Great Many
Americans.

Three young provinces. Manitoba,
Saskatchewan, and Alberta" says .
New York financial journal, have al
ready made Winnipeg n of the great
est primary wheat markets OF the
world. In 1904 they raised 68,0O0.O0
bushels OF wheat. Five years later
they produced $50, OO0, 900 bushels. In
1913 the crop Appropriated 100000
600 bushels. At the present rate OF
progress Canada must soon pass
France and India, and stand third In
the line Of wheat producers. Uhf
mately it will dispute with Russia and
the United States for the first position.
Wheat has been the pioneer Of our
development Undoubtedly It win
prove the same with Canada. In the
last calendar year our trade with Can
ada amounted to 497 million dollars.
Only with two countries-the United
Kingdom and Germany-is our trade
greater. No vivid imagination 10
needed to see what the future devel
opment Of Canada means to tho
people Of the United States.
The influx OF American settlers to
the Canadian prairies Is now in full
swing. Within the past few days
over 50 OF those arrived at Bassano
carrying with them effects and capital
to the value OF 800, 900. Fifty settlers
from Oregon arrived In Alberta q few
days ago; while Is families OF settlers
from the state of Colorado arrived al
Calgary On their journey northwards.
The goods and personal effects OF this
party filled 20 box cars. or live stock
alone they had It's horses. Is cows
and 1000 head OF poultry. Another
class OF settler has arrived at Peers,
Ito miles west OF Edmonton, where no
fewer than 200 German farmers have
taken up land. These are from good
farming families and brought with
them a large amount OF capital.
Then In South Western Saskatcho-
wan, there are large numbers settling.
these from the United States predomi-
mating, while In the northern and cen
trail portions OF all these provinces,
the settlement OF new people Is going
~ olCdoiIy. Early IN April, TeteI
Goertz arrived In Cardiff after a six
day journey from Mcpherson, Kansas.
Mr.. Goerez who had purchased land
here was in charge OF a party Of 80
people from the same part OF Kansas
and they came through with q special
train which included all their stock
and Implements. The equipment wal
all Rock Island cars. and was the first
full immigrant train ever sent out by
that railroad. The farms purchased
by the members of the party are
amongst the best In the district
When the Panama exposition opens
mex year any OF the three transcon-
tinental lines In Canada will make
convenient Of transport for
those going to visit, and in doing
SO agricultural districts OF Western
Canada can be seen, and ocular dem
onstration given those who have heard
but not before seen. Of that which has
attracted SO many hundreds of thou
sands OF American settlers.-Adver-
tisement
The herald-advance. (Milbank, S.D.) 1890-1922, 1914-05-29

This threat had sn unpleasant
sound. Hitherto tho girl had not
feared for her own safety. but his
surly remark frightened her. The one
thing that kept her steadfast va the
thought that she was protecting the
she had loved; yes. the man she
now loved more than she ever had.
She did not know how he happened to
be there: she did not know how he
regarded her: she only knew that she
loved him, that she would give her
life q sacrifice to save him.
Ryan next appealed to Little mia.
ELLA, that guy come IN here. Whore
Is he? We amt goin' = BE- scared
by any fool girl. She don't know who
wants him. Now give I'm up"
Don't say a word" Gloria told her
you gotta stick by VI, Ella This
amt no ordinary Job"
At Ryan's Injunction to stick By
him. Little Ella seemed to waver.
Don't you fergit who yer friends
are. Who keeps you from bein'
jagged? Mike Noonan. Who lets you
stay here when you cant pay, an
feeds you? Mike Noonan."
That's 80. He has been good u
me-"
Gloria was quick to catch the nots
Of indecision. But now I'm going "a
take are Of you."
Yes. goin' to, goin' TO-" sneered
Kelly. you know what church prom.
Uses IL. Don you ferBit We gotta
stan together down here. all Of u.
1t was the old. old appeal Of class
to serve a selfish end.
yes, that's true. I dom want "a
say anything, but"
Ryan Immediately pressed the al.
vantage he thought he had gained.
This IL yer chanel, Ella. You
know what she'd say TO you II You was
In her house. Are you with us1 III
see you git yours"
It was q moment when a mans life
was at stake. Gloria believed that
II the woman told and they tese
Wright from her she might never SEE
The herald-advance. (Milbank, S.D.) 1890-1922, 1914-05-29

It's all the same. Get them to 60
away"
This raj easier said than done, but
Little Ella a willing to make the
effort.
"You git away from that door. IN
leave me alone"
Open this door. you she-devfl.'
threatened the besieser. "or I'll"
And then interrupted another voice
with q suggestion that made Gloria
grow faint.
"Aw! Let's bust It In. He's in there
all right"
Let 'er 60" answered the first
one.
Then came the heavy thuds AZ the
men threw themselves against the
door. The knocking at the gate In
Macbeth" had no more portentious
sound in the play than had this at.
tack upon her stronghold to Gloria.
She felt all the nervousness Of troops
under fire that must remain inactive
awaiting orders. There was nothing
she could do but wait until the door
al battered down.
This was not long In happening. As
b stood in front of the trunk ner.
vously twisting her handkerchief in
her hands. at one last mighty. effort
the bolt yielded. tie door few open
and two men stumbled into the room.
Little Ella recognized them both in
cfonf1v Thnv V,npn p,snGS Kollp ga
Turkey Ryan. notorious denizens OF
the underworld. II ever there were
two vicious-looking c~utthroats, these
men answered their descriptions. To
make their ruffianly appearance worse
they bore the marks Of their recent
encounter. Kelly's left eye had
swelled almost closed, and Ryan had
a long cut across his cheek where
Wright's ring had left It's mark with a
slashing blow. He had done even more
damage than this, but these showed
the plainest. Needless to say, their
tempers had not been sweetened by
the episode.
Nov. damn you" Ryan began
savagely.
"Stop!" Gloria commanded. What
are you doing here?"
Until she spoke they had not seen
her. and both men were taken much
aback. To find q lady there was
something they had not expected.
What the" Ryan gasped. but
checked himself and then continued
In q slightly more respectful tone. 81
begs yer pardon, miss. but what are
you dom here?"
That's none of your business. You
clear out, both of YOU"
This encouraged Little Ella to take
her part in the discussion, which she
did with her most strident tones.
What do youse mean. buttin' into
heref Beat 1t, you two. I'm a lady,
an when I have a lady frien' avisitin'
me they amt no place for buns. On
yer way"
It was not this TRADE which had the
most effect upon them. Both quailed
before Gloria, who stood cycling them
sternly. Then they looked at each
other. and without . word Of apology
shambled out into the hall.
The herald-advance. (Milbank, S.D.) 1890-1922, 1914-05-29

~ trAnspired. Hes breathin'. Tear
Dpsn hin shirt and feel his heart
beat"
Wright was Z pitiable object ~ he
~ On the noor like one dead. His
eoat and waistcoat were gon1. and his
collar and cravat had been torn away.
On his white shirt we're bloody stains.
Gloria felt his heart and wa rewarded
~ IT. feeble beat She next dashed
water from the pitcher over his face.
but without avail. He showed no signs
= rotuFnins consciousness. From Z
wound Just above his temple on the
hight side q his head the blood began
- tSlekle down over his face, making
- pallor Ill the more ghastly. She
The herald-advance. (Milbank, S.D.) 1890-1922, 1914-05-29
ERUPTION SPREAD on FACE

80 East ELM st.. Streator, M.-"A
running sore broke out above my
right eye. which spread ove my en-
Giro face. It started as . small pim-
pie. ! scratched It open and the con-
cents OF this small pimple ran down
my face. Wherever this ran q new
Uors appeared. They itched and
burned terribly: I couldn't touch my
l1oe It burned 20. It disigured my
eace terribly and I couldn't be seen
Tor everyone waa afraid Of It. Il
Rocked Hike : disease Of some kind: Il
Wa m red and . heavy white crust
On 4 Everybody kept out Of my way.
afraid It would spread. I lost rest ct
might and ! couldn't bear to have any
thing touch my face. not ever the pill
low. / had to lie on the back Of the
nea6. ] was always glad when morn
dng came 20 ! could get up. It Wa
extremely painful.
AT last + thought Of Cuticura Soap
md Ointment and / commenced using
them. It took three weeks to COM
plete the cure" (Signed) Miss Caro-
0ins Miller. Apr. 80. 1913.
Cuticura Soap and Ointment cold
throughout the world. Sample Of each
6ree. with SIP. skin Book. Address post
Gard "Cnticura. Dept /. Boston. "-AAx
The herald-advance. (Milbank, S.D.) 1890-1922, 1914-05-29

voirs Of poison-the deadliest things
In the world"
but that stove cost ma one hun
dred francs!" protested the lady.
Never mind that Better LOSE any
amount OF money than your life. I'll
tell you what n DO: III give you
twonty-nve francs for It and nnl
some way Of setting rid Of the psrnt
cjous objects
Tho lady consented. and tho Aooe0
removed tn aeovA.e
4 few days lates. tho patient Who
tAonSht q changing hM yoni1enoA
The herald-advance. (Milbank, S.D.) 1890-1922, 1914-05-29
cHAp1ea Xxx.

II Gloria believed that she had put
to flight for all time such gentlemanly
assassins a. Mr.. Kelly and Mr.. Ryan,
her feeling OF triumph did not last
long. As the door into the hall was
still open she did not dare make q
move In Wright's direction. She de-
termined to close the door and pull
the washstand In front Of It, wedging
1t under the knob. before trying fur
Their to succor the injured man. When
she walked toward the door. It again
framed the forms Of Ryan and Kelly.
AS q result Of q short conference Just
out Of earshot they had decided to
return and get their man.
What do you wantf" Her heart
sank.
Were lookin' fer . man." Kelly
snarled.
And he come into this room. too"
Ryan added doggedly. I'VE don't
want to make you uncomf'table, lady.
but we gotta git that man..
The way he said it made Gloria feel
that he meant business. All she could
do was play for time and pray for
Mrs. Hayes to return.
There's no man here" she ex-
planned In her most winning manrer.
"You can see that plainly for yourself.
l came over from the mission to take
cara Of this sick woman. You are
only making her worse by bursting
into her room in such a rude fashion.
Please 60 out gently: she must have
It perfectly quiet"
Turkey Ryan 70 far forgot himself
In the presence Of his betters - to
grin ct this explanation.
I'VE don't want to have to make
you give i'm mp"
The herald-advance. (Milbank, S.D.) 1890-1922, 1914-05-29

him alive again. She had prayed 81.
lently for help to come. but she was
still alone. Already she was giving
up hope from that quarter and was
conscious that upon her own efforts
in all probability the very life OF the
man she loved would depend. To add
to her anguish was the fear that he
might regain consciousness and b.
tray himself by a moan.
Now it all depended upon Little
Ella 1t had been q clever stroke,
that Of Ryan's. asking her how she
would be treated In this woman'a
home. Against this appeal to class
prejudice Gloria had not scored.
I'll tell" said tho woman.
The two men looked at each other
and smiled.
Stop" cried Gloria, looking not
1t the men, but ct the girl who lay
pale and trembling upon the bed. DO
you remember what you said q while
ago? What you accused me Of? You
swore that l hadn't loved. Even q
my sorrow you shall have proof Of II
now that l do. The very man whom
I'm defending from these DULLES ID
the one man on earth I love-" Ryan
and Kelly looked at each other In
amazement. "You shall see II you
loved more than !. You've gone
through fire and storm for a man: ri
do no less. II need be, I'll die for
this man-here and now-because ]
love him." The fire died out Of her
eyes. She stretched out her hands
to Ella ~pathetically and begged hum
bly,. my whole hearts happiness 10
here. Are you going to help them try
to take him from met"
The woman. = creature OF impulse,
was moved.
You'd better give 1t up. Turkey. /
amt goin' to let you touch that man."
"Ah, you're q woman" sighed Clio
ria you know a woman's heart"
mix on that love spiel. Ella" com
manded Ryan. This amt no valen-
tine PARTY, lady. You cant fool ~
with that soft-soap talk. We gotta
carry out the boss orders. Buck, look
In that closet"
(TO BIZ C~ONTTNUEDl
The herald-advance. (Milbank, S.D.) 1890-1922, 1914-05-29

the Brooklyn Times to . boarding.
house keeper OF that city. II good
enough to pass muster.
One Of the young men who lived II
the clearinghouse had the double
fault Of slownsss In paying hts bin ana
BUSINESS about the table service. One
morning he sad peevishly to the land
lady:
Mr.. Jones, YIN you tall mo VIZ
my napkin II - lampf'
'sYes, Mr.. Wicks." r3plied tho laan-
lady. promptly. "It's because Shaob
= much 6ue @ yoo1 boardls
The herald-advance. (Milbank, S.D.) 1890-1922, 1914-05-29
DID TNG WORK
essss oeesao - Night Fse1.

~ eaa't srow strons b msrsly -
m1nG Ton must have food-the
% On diUest and assimilate.
Va5e0 - tood you ct y disesto4
= $500 - ~ burden the digestive o.
nntlo have n6t15ally = >carFy. This
1Glt6a means : nervous breakdown.
About : year aso.s writes ! Mass.
4 had Quite : serious nervous
rSk1own CAUSED. = / believed, 81
Uy&kWofk ana worry. also suffered
m1G11 misery from dyspepsia
lEotl eave ~ my position. then !
49, ~ ind = remedy for my troubles.
eAinG that would make me we'll
ofronG. scmething - rest my tired
- huild - ny woEn-out
nn6 beoin.
it'd go tinl q me6icina aftee
- nokAlns 1ssmed = hslp
naHy Elanl e1egssted change
Soc6mm11dod 0rnperNutD.
rnk1D - - fn1tA = Il. I tried :
- - eaeht months aeo
ayo nov9 Doen uithost =
- - wur1- Ikb1ape1
- MolL 0~fapolg1to
w ~ 40 - hin - ~
mn1e another vc1Dr
Ya41 1C1DMnMDW
The herald-advance. (Milbank, S.D.) 1890-1922, 1914-05-29

0no hundred yaa<p,. ago Napoleon
handed u Porto fktSJo. On the Island
of Nba. Of which he had been made
sovereign By tho allies. He was 70
oeived with shouts Of Joy By the M
0an population. who were proud Of
khe sovereign whom the ch&nc6 q
eortune had Just thrown upon their
ohOeos. The former dictator Of Eu-
eopo proceeded 70 organize his little
Inland realm with tho Same cara and.
- II proved. With the same purpose
of acknowledgment he had bestowed
On the empire he had forfeited. Dur.
1ng the nine months that he remained
the Man Of Mba" the world was
watching him. and he was watching
he world. Tho suspicion that Elba
wculd yet develop . political volcano
was general and. - events proved.
Fwa0 wall founded
The herald-advance. (Milbank, S.D.) 1890-1922, 1914-05-29

wen. ont to inspect . suite Of rooms.
and the drst thing that met her gaze
was the stove.
who lives here?" she asked Of the
servant who was showing her over
the rooms.
Madame 4, madame said the ser.
vsnt respsctfully-"Doctof B.'s moth
or-ln-lawl"
The herald-advance. (Milbank, S.D.) 1890-1922, 1914-05-29

Smith and. Jones we're walking along
ME boulevard one afternoon when
Brown was incidentally mentioned.
speaking Of Brown" thoughtfully
remarked Jones. Il understand he n
Domothing Of . shot"
He II . wonder" was the prompt
9o5otnder Of Smith. We were out Ia
= Held practising tho other day when
~ At the bullseye the nrst shot,"
zine for Brown!" commendingly
eotarned Jones. 'aTickled him almost
~ 6oath, ! supposef"
~non't Jon believe IT," answered
umifh. ~IIe hAd to pay for The bull !"
The herald-advance. (Milbank, S.D.) 1890-1922, 1914-05-29
Cloar.Box Heroes.

The Leading Opinion Molder (tear.
ing his hair)-I can't for the life OF
me remember the name Of that latest
Mexican bandit! What in the world
ID It?
The Smart Office Boy-Say, tn forsr
man has got q lot O. slugs in old cigar
boxes in de composin' room. I'll just
run up an copy a few names from Dc
boxes for you.-Cleveland Plain Deal
er.
The herald-advance. (Milbank, S.D.) 1890-1922, 1914-05-29
Prudent Youth.

A young society woman was having
a chat n evening with q young man
whom she had just met. They were
in the conservatory.
(Which do you admire the greater
inquired the young belle. black eyes
or blue?"
We'll, really. replied the young fol-
low. slowly, the light is SO dim here
can't say just now."-Monthly Maya
zine.
The herald-advance. (Milbank, S.D.) 1890-1922, 1914-05-29
First Appearance.

Tho craze for the stage IL what
makes all the trouble said Mr..
Growcher.
That's q rather general statement
Its true. The sorrows Of the hu-
man race started in the Garden OF
Eden when Eve undertook to give 4
performance rs q snake charmer."
The herald-advance. (Milbank, S.D.) 1890-1922, 1914-05-29
svNoPsis

Gloria Kerr. : motherlss girl. Who has
spent most Of her life In school. arrives
q her fathers home In Belmont. David
Kerr 10 the political boss Of the town.
learning. q his rs.t character. Kendall.
representing. the Chicago packers. Is me-
s~otiatins With Judge Gilbert. Kerr's chief
adviser. FOR q valuable franchise. They
fear the opposition OF Joe Wright. editor
Of the reform paper. Kerr asks the 80
to help him put through the packees'
franchise and let him rave all the graft.
Q0fia meets Joe Wright at the Gilbests.
i appears they are on intimate terms.
esy a |, met P5svieGS;;ssly yrt in ; + touring n'.1 party y
stay with them pending the ~refurnishing
81 the Kerr home. Wright begins his hight
against the proposed franchise In the COZ
smns OF his paper. the Belmont News.
Kerr, through HIS henchmen, exerts ev-
=: :1S,, ,%a1.Ssne 3, t. e. h saDe1' W Wla , r%. In ,ns
bhe 10 not being received by the best So
ciety and 10 unhappy. h takes up set
Element work. Kerr n his l%ieutenants
decide to buy Kerr's paper and ask the
nation Gloria meets Wright. He proposes
and is accepted while waiting to be called
Into the conference. Wright refuses to
al his paper and declares he will fight to
2 finish. The Belmont News appears with
Wright ! coward refuses to listen to
any explanation from him. Broken-heart-
-, Gloria decides to plunge moro deeply
Into settlement work. She calls on q sick
eirl Of the underworld. named Ella. She
nArns for the frst time that her father Is
p1afters. Sounds OF . conflict are heard
h the room ovef EfloU.
The herald-advance. (Milbank, S.D.) 1890-1922, 1914-05-29
Plumed.

PluEned.
Neighbor-Tommy, how IL POUR Ia,
tie brOther7
Tommy-He's been ostracized.
Neighbor-Ostracized?
Tommy-Yes, mann, he went to the
zoo Sunday and an ostrich peckea.
him.
The herald-advance. (Milbank, S.D.) 1890-1922, 1914-05-29

CUAP IN AvN.-C0NttnOe0.
7 must know what's going on" Clio
~ cried.
She rushed across the room and
wrenched open the door. At the foot
u the stairway Just before her was
the body Of q man, limp and motion
leos.
TITS q man. He's hurt" she called
back to the sick woman a she knelt
b examine him.
He had fallen % that she could not
ct q good look at him in the dark
hallway. and she rolled him toward
To door to get him on his back and
- his face. Az she gaxed upon his
ooantenance the fingers OF death Itself
seemed to seize her By the throat. Her
heart gave one great leap and thsn
stood still. On the floor before her
~ the body Of the man she loved.
~Joe!" she screamed. What are you
1Oing heref Joe. Joe. speak to mel"
But there M ne answer. His eyes
YER closed. and the pallor OF death
seemed to be upon his face.
With strength beyond what she had
0vor known herself to possess, Gloria
ssised the motionless form and dragged
and rolled tho man into Little Elias
room. Before she turned to him again
she closed and bolted the door. Then
she bent over him and begged him to
speak to her. to open his eyes and
know that she was with him.
"Joe. don't you know met" she
pleaded. Then 70 Little Ella, He's
lead. he's dead. See. he doesn't
nove."
Yes, he does" answered the other
woman. She had been sitting Up In
I'D, IN excited spectator OF all that
The herald-advance. (Milbank, S.D.) 1890-1922, 1914-05-29
Bselnnine Young.

Mrs. Grammercy-Do you think
she's bringing mp her daughter nghtft
Mrs. Park-Indeed she II, my dearid
She gave the little thing . stuffed bull
dog to play with instead Of Z doll
Judgo.
The herald-advance. (Milbank, S.D.) 1890-1922, 1914-05-29
Palpable Proof.

Scientists say that anger causes
sugar In the blood" remarked hla
wife.
Il believe It. my dear. You always.
sweeter when we make up after
. fight"
The herald-advance. (Milbank, S.D.) 1890-1922, 1914-05-29
10 He surs3

Cairo tells US that Of tho khe-
dives wives IL missing. How long
since he took . census Of the ladies?
From the New York Herald.
The herald-advance. (Milbank, S.D.) 1890-1922, 1914-05-29
Resujts Wanted.

who is that young man that calls
on you. daughter"
"A budding poet, father"
We'll, tell him to come around
when he has blossomed and IL able To
show the fruit OF his labors."
The herald-advance. (Milbank, S.D.) 1890-1922, 1914-05-29
Gentle Hint.

Doctor JeAnson 70 the contrary not,
wiEhstanding. puns : occasionally
The Julesburg grit-advocate., 1914-02-19
He Little Mortality Joke.

HE Little Mortality Joke.
Your friend Graspins considers
himself q wag."
why. you have just met Graspins.
How do you know that he considers
himself . wag!"
Il heard him perpetrate that old
wheeze about an undertaken being the
last person in the world he wants to
have any dealings with"