Albuquerque morning journal. [volume] (Albuquerque, N.M.) 1903-1926, 1914-08-02

NNfN WHY Ii'NIltI p FRH NHN
ter OF en- Il out OF town and nothins
~ an "a doing Therefore Kind friends
indulge me while retail couple %
fnmors.
The rumors in question are ~ sneh
flimsy texture and w elusive in chaf'
actcr that / dnsscnt name names iHi
fear ~ getting in over my mona
haven't been able 20 run either one 81
them down 10 IN Just give them To
you In The John Doe and susan h"e
form ana iet son draw tour own con-
illusions.
Roth thuas fumors are ~ mnfflnses
and giving ia marriage. j"hn Doc y
q vertnhle gloss OF fashion ana in"ih
II form--a man who is ~ ef'fythihk
and Ina eVerNthinp-.n real leader Ia
Vanity Fair aud Of growing import
nnco In business and financial circles.
on the wings Of the wind u VI wins.
pered that 81 no distant day he VIII
10 united In Wedlock 20 4 WILDLY lady.
bat 20 insubsiantlnl il the report that.
honest 10 goodness, ! ain not ahso-
hItcly certain a. to her name.
Susan Hoe IS one of cur most tai
entrd townswumcn-- her name almost
4 household word In Albuquerque
her family one Of the most prominent
~ the city II ! describe her any
moro mlnuielY ! had just ne well run
her cut ON tho page, for you would
ell know her | know her Va well
that called her up with the lntenf
lion Of asking her point blank n it Is
50 bur she wasn't in and / didn't get
the information. The only dcs rlptipn
that ] can think Of 90 apply to the man
with whom her name X connected ~
the rnmnr IL 20 spell out his name, anu
IA / said before / dissent
Yes. dear friends. | know as well
az you do that this sort Of Journalism
ls all 10 the BlngYiilc iuglc but 1t
will serve to show Yon 10 what des-
porate straits I am reduced.
what caused caire's insom-
nlag"
"The STYLES when she puts ON
nightgnwn she feels sn encum-
bered with clothes that she cant
sleep
KARI. KNRSTEN'S ktsE.
MANY many thanks to Mr. Karl
Kafsten. his erstwhile fiancec. his y
F'a hubby. and the whole push.
feel under personal obligations ~
fhcm IN q season ~ deep ana abid-
ing gloom they have given forth SET
eral radiant rays ~ light Al time
when there seemed lust a little less
than nothing ON earth Ia write about
they come along and spread themselves
all over the paper twice IN succession
some day / trust that Il VIII be my
good fortune TO meet them one and
all Ia person and extend expressions
Of my heartfelt gratitude.
savannah. Atlanta. New YORK ana
Albuquerque have all been uEoE
whatever "aaog' is with the story
From the Auantn Journal nnd the
New York World ID Is learned that
the characterization being the
name of the gentleman who beat kar-
sten TO It'll the briefast sort Of
honeymoon; that loves Young dream
suddenly turned into the kind Of night
mare that comes from eating hot
,nince pie after midnight, that the
Rev. Mr. pickard who narrowly es-
cnped being karstena father-ln- law,
claims that something akin to black
art was pfa tIccd upon hie daughter
TINT when gay Gotham was reached
an agreement to disagree was reached
and the twain became separate flesh
again. and that the whole romance,
in "A word. has gone ker-flopey,
From the Atlanta Constitution Il y
learned that Mr. pickard denied the
whole story and denounced y as an
outrageous nntruth.n which the Grass
Widow sass is the unabridged minis
lsterlnl vetaion az whnt plain every
aay folks call ii--ala0 that ne eN-
pfessod extreme resentment Nt the
highly scnsat ional hummer IN which
the newspapers treated the matter.
which if waY newspapers nave aud
n fact that BE was so mad about
that n was with difficulty that AN OK
piuslon was nvpned.
The Atlanta Georgian the llenfst
paDer pub ished in The Georgia rupt-
fai. has a story TO the effect TINT after
Karl kane back ana found himself
kanncd he drew IN his breath Ia that
swift fashion that hetakenA eNlrent
surprise but quickly recovered. hha
mutterinn something that sounded
something idss Oh, ssEs "1i' iiu
mediatcly set about wooiug me Npuh-
ger aater OF tho hiid thnt had Flown
Thia story. however | hnve hontd de-
nitd with The explanation that IL II
karl's younger brother who is payine
es.f; ~ the aiater Of kafis first love
ana | have also heard IL asserted that
Karl himself is taking active part IN
contemplated proceedings to have the
marriage To Harrison annulled, Vow
3nF hy al that ho holds HNcred that
eho shall be hlsn.
Relative to the separation story
nlysalf have seen telegram from
Papa plckufd denying vehemehtiy that
there had been any separation ana de-
eluring. IN effect mat pair 81 loving
turtle-doves n the mating season have
nothing whatever on the ncwlyWeds,
TAKE YOUR CHOICE.
So there yuu are / don't know
when ! have seen quite as many con
fiietlng stories about single event
II is evident that somebody has been
rather paraimnuious With the truth
Nat having a personal acQuaintanee
with any Of those involved. pass the
buck and leave It to you to decide for
yourself 81 the inherent probabilities
II the case. Just exactly what nap
pened.
Tho New York World has fairy
good reputation FOR accuracy Yin laet,
If there Is II paper in the country that
prints real news that has better
reputation along this line don't hap-
uen 10 think ~ It's namc right now
few Years ago when I personally
knew something about them, the
Journal and Constitution. of Atlanta,
also stood tolefnhlN we'll In that way
Tha Georgian, hcine q Hearst paper
If of COURSE entitled ia just about The
credit that is given all the Hearst
papers
or course any newspaper Is likely
10 have one put over on ~ hut =
certainly does seem strange thai ianf
reputable papers ia Atlanta and NeN
York should az one and the same time
have gotten off wrong on the same