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Ceredo advance. [volume] (Ceredo, W. Va.) 1885-1939, 1914-11-11
Condensed Language.

Samoa has IN Ideal language. ana
there II was l got my Inspiration"
says Gelett Burgess In Burgess IN
abridged" Cant we make English
as subtle AZ Samoan? I wondered
There they have a single word, mean,
Ing. OBSERVATION-DISCLOSURES
Neutrality-suspicious. man-nor-a psak.
ty-woman. Another beautiful word de-
scribes 'A-man-who-ciimbs-o the.
limbs of his own breadfruit-tree-to-
steal the breadfruit-of-hi
'Suiia' means Change the-subj ect-you.
are-on-dangerous-ground' Another hap
py word expresses familiar situation
-'To-look-on-owl-eyed-whileoth ers-are
getting-gifts.' Have we anything In
English IA charmingly tactful as this 2
No. our tongue is almost az crude an
pidgin-English itself, where piano IN
OVERWHELMINGLY
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Taileyrand's Victory.

One hundred years ago the congress
Of Vienna met for formal organization.
Nearly all the monarchs OF Europe
were assembled TO take part In the
deliberations. or were represented by
their most eminent statesmen. The
Porte alone was not represented In
this great congress of the nations. 1t
is said that the four great allied pow
ers--England. Austria. Prussia and
Russia-had made a secret agreement
to exclude France from participation
In any OF their territorial arrange
ments. But In this they reckoned
without Talleyrand. the great French
statesman and diplomatist, who not
only insisted that his country be ad.
mitted to take part In all the delibera.
tons. but himself became the leading
spirit of the whole congress.
Ceredo advance. [volume] (Ceredo, W. Va.) 1885-1939, 1914-11-11
Heroic Remedy.

contributor to Everybody's Maya
zine tells how an irate woman cured
her husband Of the drink habit after
he had spent money on booze" that
she had meant 20 use for getting
clothes for the children: II Jest let
him go TO bed. and after he's been
sleeping long enough to be pretty near
sober, ! goes and sews him up in the
bedclothes, takes the broomstick and
pounds the devil out OF I'm, and I've
never had a days worry since" After
reading stories OF wife-beating, there
is a certain satisfaction in coming
across the tale OF a woman who
turned the tables to good purpose and
exercised her husbands devil"
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Simple.

Pat found II impossible TO believe
that the earth is round. In spite OF the
numerous arguments OF an eminent
astronomer.
But look here. Pat" said the latter,
you must see that the earth can't be
anything else but round. Now, tell
me. where does the sun riser"
In the east. OF course" said Pat.
And where does 1t set?"
why, In the west"
We'll, then, how does 1t manage to
get back In the east again by the
morning? Tell me that?"
Pat thought hard for n minute. Then
an intelligent look dawned in his eye.
Why, of course" said he, at last,
1T Just slips back at night"--Cleve.
land Leader.
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Explaining a Phenomenon.

Uncle lack is an old colored man
VINO lives in n certain little town In
North Carolina, where he is regarded
as quite an oracle by the other mem.
bers OF his race
Once an earthquake shook the town
and as soon as the natives got over
their scare enough to discuss the why
and wherefor of the shock. they cor
nered Uncle lack and demanded an
explanation.
Well, I'll tell you. Hits like dis, -
he explained. About once in 30 often
de atmosphere happens ter come in
vflent contact wild de hemisphere, and
the result is we has earthquake
Exchange.
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What are you going to do With all
the money you expect TO maker" asked
Miss Cayenne.
I'm going TO have a fine house and
entertain sumptuously." replied the
price-bOoster.
"Yes-but In the meantime you are
rendering yourself 50 unpopular that
no really nice people will come to your
paFties."
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During the night he grew rapidly
worse and his servant sent for the
doctor.
What on earth have you been do
ing TO yourself?" demanded the ply
stefan. There was no indication OF
this sort when I saw you yesterday"
1T is my heart suppose" weakly
answered the patient In a whisper.
Your hearth" repeated the doctor.
Your heart was all right yesterday"
My lungs. then" said the patient
What is the matter with you, man?
You don't seem to have been drink
ing"
Your letter. your letter." gasped
the patient. You said had only q
few weeks to live
Are you crazy?" said the doctor
Il wrote you to take a weeks vaca.
ton In the hills and you would be
all right"
The patient. with the pallor OF death
in his face. could scarcely raise his
head from the pillows, but he drew
from under the bedclothes the doctors
letter.
Heavens, mani" cried the physi.
clan. this was meant for another
patient! My assistant misplaced the
letters"
The young officer sat up in bed inn.
mediately and was entirely well in a
few hours
We are all at some time In our lives
victims OF the Imagination. The con.
vfction that we are desperately i'll. or
that we have been exposed TO a ter
rible malady, to some incurable, con.
tagious disease, completely upsets the
entire system and reverses the proc
esses OF the various functions: the
mind does not act with it's customary
vitality and power and there is a
general dropping OF physical and men.
tai standards all along the line, until
we become the victims OF the thing
we fear
When / was In the Harvard Medical
school, one OF the best professors
there. celebrated physician, who had
been lecturing upon the power OF the
imagination, warned the students
against the dangers OF imagining that
they, themselves. had the disease
about which they studied. The profes.
sor told me that once he got II into
his head that he was developing
Brights disease I'm his system. The
conviction became so strong that he
was In the grasp OF this so-called fatal
disease that he preferred to die rather
than be told of his condition by anoth-
er physician.He lost his appetite, lost
flesh rapidly, and became almost inca.
pable OF lecturing, until one day a med.
lcal friend. astonished at the change
In his appearance, asked what was the
matter with him
Il have Bright's disease" was the
reply. Il am sure OF 1t. for I have
every symptom"
Nonsense" said his friend: you
have nothing OF the kind"
After great deal OF persuasion,
the professor was induced to submit
to an examination, and IL was discoy.
cred that there was not the slightest
evidence OF Bright's disease in his
system. He rallied so quickly that
even In day those who knew him
noticed the change. His appetite re-
turned, his flesh came back. and he
was a new man.
Medical history shows that thou.
sands of people have died the vic.
tins of their imagination. They were
convinced they had diseases which in
reality they never had. The trouble
was not In the body. but in the mind.
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Notice to Subscribers.

Our Subscribers will please bear IN
mind the ruling Of the Postmaster Gen.
eral that If they become in arrears more
than twelv months we will be required
70 pay postage at the rate OF one cent for
every four ounces, making one cent post.
age on each paper sent you. IL we are
compelled to pay this postage we expect
20 charge " to the subscriber; therefore.
see that you do not become in arrears.
LOOK AT THE DATE AFTER
YOUR NAME ON YOUR PAPER.
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"HERE'S 4 lot of money
here and In this vicinity.
Possessors of thatmoney
read this paper; they swear by
1t. They want to be shown.
II your goods are right. they
want to buy. This paper
talks to that money at regular
intervals. It's money that
talks back and talks back
strong. Get your share-do
your talking through our ad-
vertising columns.
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Wayne Courts.

Tssss q eircnIt Court; second Mo.day II
Ssbruay, May, August and November.
Terms of County Court: First Monday In Ian
aary, April and Juiy. and Third Monday In No
vsmber
Ceredo advance. [volume] (Ceredo, W. Va.) 1885-1939, 1914-11-11

A man and his wife are one, which
would seem to prove that marriage
IL singular thing.
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What's his excuse?'

BE happy. Use Red Cross Ball Blue;
much better than liquid blue. Delights
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Not Taking Her From Him.
She-Tm afraid poor pap viii miss
me when we are married.
He-Why. is your father going
away?
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Y0rR OWN nm

YOUR OWN DRUGGIST WILL TELL You
" Nv "a Murine Eye Remedy 70, Red. Weak. wetery
just Rye Comfort Write for Hook OF Tho I've
By mall Free. Murine Ire Kennedy Co.. Chicssu
Ceredo advance. [volume] (Ceredo, W. Va.) 1885-1939, 1914-11-11

Lots Of people who try to forget
yesterday look forward to tomorrow
but fail to include today.
Ceredo advance. [volume] (Ceredo, W. Va.) 1885-1939, 1914-11-11

The fellow who gets there with both
feet is apt to flatter himself that he
IN a human centipede.
Ceredo advance. [volume] (Ceredo, W. Va.) 1885-1939, 1914-11-11

Fob printing of all kinds neatly
q and promptly executed on rca-
sonabie terms.
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Money for chri.tm,.

Selling guaranteed wearproof hosi-
cry to friends & neighbors. Big Xmas
business. Wear-Proof Mills, 1900
Chestnut St, Philadelphia, Pa.-Adv.
Ceredo advance. [volume] (Ceredo, W. Va.) 1885-1939, 1914-11-11

Only a chemist could anaIyze the
makeup Of some women.
Ceredo advance. [volume] (Ceredo, W. Va.) 1885-1939, 1914-11-11

TERMS OF SUBSCRIPTION.
Ono copy, one year, 500
Ono copy, six months, 80
Ono copy, three months. 80
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q ONE time ago I read a story about
y a young officer in India who con,
suited a great physician because nc
felt tagged from the excessive heat
and long hours Of service. The ply.
sician examined him and said ne
would write TO him on the morrow.
The letter the patient received in.
formed hih that his left lung was en-
tirely gote, his heart seriously al.
feoted. an advised him to adjust his
business Stairs at once. "Of course.
you may Ire for weeks" It said. but
you had beat not leave important mat
ters undecided"
Naturally the young officer was dis
mayed by Mis- death -yxassu,.t Iii
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.aving a slow time here -

m having a slow time here"
on ought 70 mix more with the
guests, my dear. I'm sure they
Hing to be friendly"
Z. what's the use OF listening to
andals Of q lot OF perfect stran,
Louisville Courier-Journal
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The CeredO Advance

a Republican Newspaper that
has q largo circulation I'm the Big
sandy and Twelve Pole Valley.
An exceilent advertising medi.
um
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The After Cure

Lacy-Faint heart ne'er won fair
lady.
Stacy-Then how did old Palpy hap
pen to marry his trained nurse?-
Judge.
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Another Point of View.

30 you are not 70 be marriedW
No. He says he has changed his
mind
What's his excuse?"
The war"
And you have no witnesses nor
love letters?"
No"
Wen, isn't war just what they say II
isT-Cleveland Plain Dealer.
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Ps6lisAsd Every Wednesday.
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Important IN saosb

Important 60 Motnero
Examine carefully every bottle OF
CASTORIA. q safe and sure remedy for
Infants and children, and see that Il
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w. N. w., CINCINNATI, NO. 4s-1et.
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grew rapid
respiration
acute pain
lie took to
lion that he
Arizona republican., 1914-02-08
SOMERs SYSTEM
Continued from Page One.)

valuations that have been arrived at As a result of suggestions that may be offered as to relative values changes in the tentative valuations may be made. MT. Young said, in speaking of this phase of the process, that often these suggestions are val uable and helpful
 Said MT. Young: T think that the tax commission is cOnscientiously try ing to do what the law contemplates and under this law much may be ac- complished, for the law has teeth in it. I think it likely that the city of Phoenix will bear part of the eX- pense of the application of the sYs- tenn to this city, and in return the assessor will furnish the city authori- ties with the valuations fixed by the county authorities.
 The matter was taken up by the commission with the county authori- ties of all the counties where there are large towns. and an agreement has been reached by the assessors that they will place valuations on land adjacent to the cities and with similar advantages to the lands within the cities, at the same valuation fixed on property within the city limits.
 MT Young asid that his contract
Arizona republican., 1914-02-08
HAWKS IS POSTMASTER GLENDALE THIRD CLASS
Interesting News Is Received of Ap-
 pointment and Class Raising.
Special to The Republican.)

GLENDALE, Feb. 7.-Official noti- fication was received here today Of the appointment of J. w. Hawks, to be postmaster of Glendale and further word was received that the office had been raised from the fourth class to the third class. This information was received with qualification by the resi- dents of this town, as indicating the healthy normal growth of Glendale.
 The raising of the class of the local postOffice means that with the assump- tion of his duties, Postmaster Hawks must provide exclusive quarters for the post office, it not being permitted to have the office in a store where other business is conducted as has been the case previously.
 The new postmaster is one of the best known business men of Glendale, having been in business here for a number of years as proprietor of The Oasis, the leading confectionery and eWsstore. His appointment is sat isfactory to no small number of the patrons of the Glendale postoffice.
Arizona republican., 1914-02-08
BIG POST SHIPMENT OF
 IRON STUFF FOR SURVEY
State Land Commission is Getting Uncle Sam to Survey Arlington Land Twixt Hassayampa
 and Centennial Wash

Twenty five hundred pounds of posts!
 Gosh that's a lot of posts But these posts were iron posts, for the United States land office survey in the Arlington district. They were sent west to Arlington yesterday, so that Fred Hess and Jesse Wright could have something to stick in the ground to show where the acre lines come in order that the state land commission could turn in and select a few thousand hunks of land.
 It was the biggest shipment of poses eyer sent olt of Phoenix. It went by freight.
 There were 540 two-inch, 290 three inch and 150O one-inch stakes, weigh ing from three to thirty five pounds apiece.
 The survey will consist of about fifteen men until July l.
 Just to show how long it takes to make complete surveys, Surveyor for the United States land office on q lot of unsurveyed lands in the White mountains. He figured it would take one man twelve years. working twelve months to the year to do the work on this land which amounts to IA towpships.
 Then. says the general, some folks wonder why we don't get through charting the wastes of this state.
Arizona republican., 1914-02-08

Stuarts Calcium Waters cleanse and clear the blood. driving out all poisons and impurities. And you'll never have a good complexion until the blood is clean.
 These little waters may be used with perfect freedom. Science knows no more powerful blood cleanser They are entirely free from harmful drugs or opiates. Your doctor pres cribes these hundreds of times a year.
 Stuart's Calcium Waters go right into your blood. Their purifying, beneficial effect upon the blood is felt throughout the body, not in a year or months 'but in a few days. You feel better all over because your blood. the life giving fluid, is doing it's work properly
 No matter how bad your complex ion is, Stuart's Calcium Waters will work wonders with it. You can get these little wonder-w workers at your druggists for 50 cents package Advertisement,
Arizona republican., 1914-02-08
M0T0RCADE
 DANSANT AT
 SAN MARCOS
Merrymakers Travel by Moonlight to Chandler to Meet in Ballroom, Around Bridge Tables and at Dinner

There was no material part of the tangO-antic that was omitted at the motorcade dance at the San Marcos hotel at Chandler last night. Eighty five Phoenix, Tempe, Mesa. Chand- Ter and Florence citizens with a good orchestra, lots of lights, decorations and excitement. contributed to the rag annals of the southwest a we'll filled page of joy, when, after an unusually fine dinner. the motorists adit turned to the ball room in Mine Host Robinson. his famous hostelry
 Bridge in the arcade and chat parties on the balconies surrounding the ball room were as well attended as the dance. and the big hotel, with these visitors in addition to the regular stoppers, was just comfort ably well filled.
 The moonlight ride through the valley was magnificent. It was clear and cold riding, but everybody was well wrapped up, and the chill of the, evening just left bright cheeks and eyes for the night. so that was as it should be. Then the dinner and then the dance.
 Florence was represented by but one car. Several others left for the san Marcos by the Sacaton route and had not been heard from when the merry party broke up at a scan- dalously late hour this morning. In this the Gila town stopped to tie a shoe and fell down and broke her ,+1.sa, guests.
 The San Marcos orchestra, an az gregatiCn that has not yet made it's bow as a regular organization, sup piled the music for the dance. It is only apt to say that when the bow does occur. it will be profound, and well greeted.
 Rex DurIap's Dance
 The Phoenix trade board and the Maricopa Auto club were not the only ones who gave dances last evening at the hospitable San Mar cos. Rex Dunlap of Phoenix, had party all of his own at one of those delightful little rags. Mir. Dun lap had Mr and Mrs. Creighton In gram of Ingleside, Mir. and Mrs. Warren McArthur, MT and Mrs. Royal W. Lescher. Mrs. Charters, Robert Beardsley,--L Lieutenant Wood, Will McCord, Harriet Hurley, Mabel Hooker and Margaret Bryan.
 One Omission
 There was just one face that was ccnspicuous by it's absence. and that was Arranger-in Chief Harry Welcn, who with his bride of three days is at Castle Hot Springs on a surprlsa honeymoon. Welch was in complete charge of the affair for the board of trade, but little Dan orderci him away on another mission, and the Chancler moonlight motorcade lack cd him.
Arizona republican., 1914-02-08

with the commission was for the in stallation of the system only in towns and cities. We have no time" he said, to go beyond that. Our company is now quite busy. Since I was here we have closed contracts and installed the system in seven additional cities. We have q $25, ,000 contract with the city of Portland. Ore, and work will begin there on Monday This contract here by the way, is the first We have ever made with a state commission. We have hitherto dealt only with cities sepa- rateIV'
Arizona republican., 1914-02-08
PimpIes and
 Children
Ali Mothers Should Carefully Watch for Pimples and Use Stuarts Calcium Waters the Instant
 They Appear

The blood of children changes at certain period of their life. It is then that their beauty is often made or marred, the health established or shattered
 Every mother knows this import ant period and should keep the blood of her children as fresh and as pure as possible.
Arizona republican., 1914-02-08

F. G. Hall, president of the Minne- sota State Federation of Labor, has been appointed a member of the state efficiency and economy commission.
Arizona republican., 1914-02-08

After being unavodably delayed, the picture, "The Frame Up". at the Lion, beginning today-Advertisem It
Arizona republican., 1914-02-08
HOW THEY LOVE ONE ANOTHER

"So Kate and Alice are not on speaking terms
 No but they more than make up for it by what they say about each other-Boston Transcript
Arizona republican., 1914-02-08

1reland's first strike took place in Dublin about one hundred years ago, when the great piers of Kingstown harbor were being constructed.
The Washington herald., 1914-10-10
DOGS, BIRDS, PETS.

ONE PAIR GOOD WORK MULES; ONE GOoD4
saddle hOrss; two Light delivery wagons. - sh Z
The Washington herald., 1914-10-10

heretofore. This is On trades made with non
membsn.
Between members the charge for Carrying con
tracts will IN future be SO for buying and selling
a. AgItnSt $50 previously. while the floor broker
age heretofore Is CENTS for single tranSAction will
be hIed at 81 per trade q one contract or Nt
bAles.
II Is understood, though not stated. that the in
creased commission Will be devoted to a self.
imposed tax for the insurance and liquidation
through the pTopossd syndicate or syndcztes q
bankers who viii undertake the purchase and
final dispositina q all cotton oontractrd for
prrriouS 10 the closing down Of the exchange on
July 81. last
Notices were posted requesting msmbers not to
make trades priTately on the curb" This move
ment made necessary by the fact that irregular
quotations were in circulation which mon Or less
Affected sentiment in AdrAnce Of the possibility Of
established and official market.
The committee on rules were At work OtdAy fOrmu-
lAttng the trading rules in accordance with the
bylaws offered for consideration 10 the exchange
and to Be acted the 18th insE
Il Is cIpec1ed that when the exchange opens trad
ing odd style eontractS will be oonfned to
yet been made the subjsct Of action BY the board
Of mAnAEerS
Reports from Southern markets showed few de-
eiines and disposition on the part Of holorB
who refused further concessions. Receipts from
plantations far this Eeason lo9s0D bales against
900 bales for the corresponding period last year
Exports to all countries yesterday were 50 bales
including Great Britain. the Continent and Mexico.
The total b date has been zS5I5 bales agHinst
1.F5 90 bales fos the correspouding period last
season.
The Washington herald., 1914-10-10
Political Developments
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