The Olneyville times. (Olneyville [Providence, R.I.]) 1887-1917, 1914-10-16

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1t Is entitled Guide to the Ruins Of Europe, and
IS supposed to be compiled in America hundred
years from now for the use OF American, Austria
liam and Oriental explorers In the style OF Macau-
ley's New Zealander desirous ITO visit the piles or
ruins that proud capitals and cities
blessed with art, industry and commerce before the
great war destroyed alike the populations and their
centers and left Europe waste, sparsey inhabited
by scattered communities OF survivors without
strength ambition to restore civilization"
We give herewith selections from the chapter
entitled Paris"
Under no pretext should the explorer neglect these
ruins They are more accessible than the ruins
Of Berlin or Vienna, and better preserved than
those of London. The natives still hold pathetic
pretensons to constitute city OF light for the
vast and desoate territory dotted by the lairs OF
savage shepherds and the strongholds OF primitive
cultivators that stretches from the ruins OF ST.
Petersburg to the ruins Of Rome and Madrid and
called the wastes of Europe. (See willie Luz
miere" In the historical chapter)
printing press even exists in the Chaillot
Catacombs connected with the ancient subway.
which is the winter habitation of the better por-
ton of the Partisan natives "Parts Apres-Midf'
two pfenigs-cur, sold in the Bosquets OF the
Opera and the Pantheon cockpit (see Pantheon,
ruins of') by the slaves Of Monsieur Balao, an
thropopithecus OF Java and ross OF Chaillot, Ia
not a newspaper. but a mere weekly program OF
the so-called pleasure OF Paris ("Pfenigc gcuir,"
see leather money and barter system. Slaves,
see hungry mouths. The slavery is voluntary
The fact that four books have been published
in Paris in the past decade discloses an intellec-
tual effort unequaled elsewhere on the Dark Con-
tinent They are "Our Fathers Culture" (words
of one or two syllables) 100 reproductions of pen
drawings processed in New York and gratutous-
" distributed in all the resorts OF pleasure, by
Monsieur Isaac Blumchen, President of the Re
public: Hair Growing as Good Clothing
mn Monsieur Samuel
hendatate OF Bucharest Minister of Football;
"The Paris Song Book and New Dances by Vi
comte Raoul de Sancy (new edition preparing);
and "My Pets" by Miss Annie Bloomfontain the
beautiful young South African dancer who has
had the concession OF the Opera since the year
2001 explorers regularly purchase these unique
works in quantity, to encourage the natives See
Pfenig.cuir and Barter System. Any useful OBJ
feet such as fnetooth comb or cake or soap,
or article of adornment like single eyeglass,
string of beads or pair Of eishtounce boxing
gloves, will provide the visitor with abundant sup
plies OF Leather Money!
Great Hunts-Monsieur Won Hundspfote Min
lister of War Marquis de Montmorrency, Trap
per and Pelter: guides, porters. dog trains. The
Casoar- Blanc, Boss OF the Northern shepherds, Is
n useful person TO fee
Places of Interest The Opera--Ths grandiose
monument OF the past destroyed along with the
Church OF the Madeleine and the entire Opera
Quarter (see Avenue de lOpera) In the second
bombardment by the Germans In lSl4-lo, Is unueT
the control of Miss Annie Bloomfontain and her
Troupe OF Blondes. Variety show on the Grand
Stairway every afternoon. from June TO October.
The crumbng interior overgrown with wild vege-
tation, is unsafe. tThesWild Dogs of the Opera,
which formerly made It their lair, were extermt
| mated by Roosevelt Expedition OF 1993O
| Market OF the Madeeine-Chief place OF barter
OF the natives among the broken columns. tSee
| Bombardment of Paris in the Historical Chapter)
Twice n week this picturesque spot is the scene
| OF the greatest animation OF the Dark Continent,
the native women here exchanging hnery which
sets the fashion among the simple populations in
| far distant Berlin. Antwerp, Marseilles and Bu
| charest The great Fur Mart is held in August
| traders by dogtcam carrying back with them the
| Partisan products (See Artlcles-de-Paris and
I Recrudescence Of Pig Game in Europe)
| Avenue de TOpera' (The Jungle OF Paris).-Un-
| safe for any hut armed parties OF explorers. but
visitors can buy protection from Boss Baao, Mon
sleur Salomon Bobownikon Syndic OF the Bour
| geos Tribes or Miss Annie Bloomfontan. (See
| trout Fishing) Inhabited by the Bourgeois
| Tribes and Hungry Mouths (See Ethnographical
| Jote) The Avenue de ropera is considered the
most grandiose example of Twentieth Century