El Paso herald. (El Paso, Tex.) 1901-1931, 1914-12-12

sheriff of Cook county I'd pay al
most annvthino to hear Ffddlin' Tom
fiddle but I Wudden't nave him IT d
BARTENDER if he paid me.
Like as not he'd thry to play
O'DonneTl AboO on tn cash registher
an wreck il. Me frind Gallagher was
tn g~r-reatest campaign pote that lVef
lived. He wrote a pome WahSI DSSIn-
min, Wen carry this ware IT HOP,
kins firm the mountains to IN sea,
an be hivens while he was s1ngln II
7 thought they was an sea
in tn ward. But the mex oay 1 coMe
to tn CONCLUSION that he meant IT m
he steel wur-ruks to tn south branch
i- m river. Afther tn Fiction he put
in an application fr superintendenI ~
bridges. Did the mayor give IL 20
him? He did not He SAID ne Wo44u
not shackle JANUS in this manner, ne
app'inted him gas inspector, winch as
he said. wud give him ample oppor-
chOonity to cOOrt tn muse, an ne
handed tn other place to Jim CASSIDY,
who nfver made a longer speech thlh
rWhatII We all have? in his Life.
III sir. tits a great mistake to
tear these artists firm their specyally
an show thin up. Let tnlm go on
pleasantly swayin' tn hearts " men
It's betther thin gOvernln tnlm' amy
how. 1t don't follow that because a
man an write or talk beautlfully
about plumbing h a ye hire MIN 70
mend tn kitchen sink. Ae 90 not 1S
say to yer silf- DemOstheens moFsu
me- so much be his Eloquent appea IT
good plumbin' that III sind IT a
Dlumbe to mend the w~aste-ptpe' NO
man in this country can tell ye more
about tn currency bill thin Lark1n, IN
blacksmith, vet whin a customer n
him a ~two-dollar bill fr shOein' a horse
he has to get a piece " chalk an
figure tn change on tn SIDE wall "
his shop. Orators an iditors lldom
do well in office. They have TO e1~
DTess o-Dinvons right off tn stove on
ivry known subject in language Ihat
ivry wan will reminder an repeat, an
afther that they can't change without
somebody diggin up what Iney sdIu~
I have no doubt that Willum Jen-
nings Bryan wud like to turn tn soJers
in Vera Cruz out iv tn fryln pan
into tn fire, n they'd ike It. 100
fr it's no aisy job keepin cool IN a
fryin' pan, but ye can stamp out a
fire. But if he did, ivry V~igytaryan
that paid a dollar last year TO near
him MARBLE his poor op1nyon " war
wud go down to tn state deparlnehI
an hurl stirring beans at him. 50 L
hone they'll return him to US an that
wanst more we may see him as "
yore, comm out on tn PLATFORM WIN
a janial smile on his face an a tunin
fork in his hand, an hear tn
var chest tones Nv tn most previous
iv OF folk songs: In tn Banks " OF
Wall Sthreet Far Away
It's a disgrace to the artistic slnse
Nv ms AaLlOA AndL Jul AAD2 E+-l
brated song burrd shud be cOndimned
to the sordid task iv buyin' goold
bricks firm South America. It pains
me more thin I can say to think "
mis- lark heatin' his poor wings against
the' bars iv his cage. Enlarge him,
Dock Wilson, an let him fly free, his
notes to hiven ascendin' firm ivry Chat
talky platform while tn deep organ
rolls, as tn pote says, an tn banjo
player in tn wings impatientIy waits
his Urn.
did an orator liver change ye'er
vote?" ask Mr.. Hennessy after think
ing a moment.
aAiways. me frind.p said Mr.. Doc
ley, impressively; then, with a con-
vincing wave of his hand; IF he's a
bad orator I vote agin him instinct
lively, an if he's a good a who's
swayed me soul I always do so as a
kind iv an act of contrition fr lettin'
me feelin's make a fool iv me."-(FrOm
the December Hearst's)