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The Washington herald., 1914-03-31
The Princess Threatens.

A New York girl, a close friend of one
of the American princesses, tells of an
incident in the household of her consort
in Germany.
The New York girl was just entering
the Princess's dressing room when she
CHANGED to overhear this colIoquy be-
tween mistress and maid.
The maid: But, madame"
The Princess: IF I catch YOU and nv
husband kissing again, one Of YOU will
have to go."-Lippincotts
The Washington herald., 1914-03-31
Why, Indecdf

A certain captain had been lecturins
his new recruits at some length on The
Duties of a Soldier" At last he thought
the time had come to find out Just what
he had accomplished.
Casting his eye over the room, he fixed
on Private Murphy as his first victim.
Private Murphy" he asked. why should
a soldier be ready to die for his coun-
try?"
The private scratched his head for a
while; then an ingratiating smile fit
tered across his face. Sure. captain. :.
he said, pleasantly. You're quite right.
Why should he?'-Youth's Companion.
The Washington herald., 1914-03-31

The very suggestion of suffragette
parade in Paris is exciting They tried
to have one on Sunday and something
like what was to have been expected
happened. The Paris dandies. young
and old, gathered in force and over
whelmed the women with gallant at
tentions. smiles, bows. and pretty
speeches, until the police interfered.
Still we wouldn't advise Washington's
gallants to try anything OF the sort next
May in the hope of making up for wha,
happened in March, 1918
The Washington herald., 1914-03-31
Roma antfc.

But. Helen, how did you make the ac-
quaintance of your second husband?''
1T was quite romantic. I was out
walking with my first, when my second
husband came along in a motor and ran
him down That was the beginning of
our friendship. Bits
The Washington herald., 1914-03-31
Across the Styx,

Here's a shade won't give his name, 8"
announced the imp who was registering
guests.
What does he say?'' inquired Satan.
Says to put him down as John Doe"
''AlI right. and just put him in the oven
to bake."-Louisville Courier-Journal
The Washington herald., 1914-03-31
To Steal Pin, II Is N Sin,

A Caledonian chieftain won a million
pins in a penny rattle at a bazar. Three
days later he called. very wan and weary
OF aspect
See here" he said to the bazaar secre-
tary. I've counted them. They're three
short.'-Tit Bits
The Washington herald., 1914-03-31
Morning Smiles.
Ia Training.

Il see YOU have supper a little later
every night, my dear"
Yes; I'm working up gradually so as
to get cook ready for those twelve-In-
ming games s.-From the Pittsburgh Post
The Washington herald., 1914-03-31
A Line o Cheer Each Day o
tn Year.
Cwritten Expressly for The HsraldD
BY JOHN KENDRICK BANGS.
A FAREWELL

tCoTyriGIt. IsIi.l
Good-hy, old March | cannot say
! grieve to have you go away.
But all the same you've done YOUR best
And l must say you've stood MY test,
For every day Won handed me
Was good or bad accordingly
As myself had nerve and wit
To seize upon and fashion II.
So on the whole. il scenes To me.
You were as good as March can be,
And who expects US, Month or Man,
To do things better than We cant
The Washington herald., 1914-03-31

Some folks are so suspicious that if
they. were preachers they would insist
on having one-armed men take up the
collection.
The Washington herald., 1914-03-31

The Cincinnati man whose wife sold
his clothes in order 20 get money to
attend a suffrage rally is clearly entitled
TO the divorce that he is suing for.
The Washington herald., 1914-03-31

Cleveland officials seem to think that
Mr.. Rockefeller's taxes in hand would
be worth more than fifty millions in his
will.
The Washington herald., 1914-03-31

Insurance statistics show that spins
tcrs live longer than wives We had
always thought that life merely seemed
longer to them.
The Washington herald., 1914-03-31
An Erroneous suppo.ition.

Have you ever lived in Kansas"
mo. Why do you ask the question:
You always seem so cheerful.
thought you might be happy because
you succeeded in coming from Kansas. 8"
Chicago Record Herald
The Washington herald., 1914-03-31

How do SO many empty bottles ac-
cumulate around the house? You never
bought an empty bottle in your life. did
you?
The Washington herald., 1914-03-31

Great Britain is willing TO have a
king, but she won't let him reign.
The Washington herald., 1914-03-31

A girl can dance all night because she
can't go four blocks in the day time
without taking a street car.
The Washington herald., 1914-03-31

The Nashville Tennessean remarks
that Tennessee Is going to see if her
new prohibition law will hold water.
The Washington herald., 1914-03-31

Senator Owen says the aim of the
government now is to protect fools.
NIaybe so. but il is a whale OF job.
The Washington herald., 1914-03-31

1t is claimed that radium will be
cheaper after a while, but we wouldn't
advise you to sell radium short.
The Washington herald., 1914-03-31

The Rockefeller Institute claims TO
have discovered a pneumonia serum.
Something pnew, isn't it:
The Washington herald., 1914-03-31
An Aggravated Cn.e.

Judse-"Have YOU anything to saw for
Yourself before I sentonr" you. prison.
or: Prlsoner-'Ncs. YOUR lnrdship: 1
taught your wifn and daughters the
tango" Judgc-"Twenty years-'-Pupch
The Washington herald., 1914-03-31

Wouldn't there be a howdy-do if the
administration should decide that the
new tariff law should be repealed?
The Washington herald., 1914-03-31

Still, you must admit that yellow
newspapers would not flourish If II were
not for that kind of people.
The Washington herald., 1914-03-31

A premonition is merely hunch that
has got up among the high brows.
The Washington herald., 1914-03-31

If they would squeeze the water out
OF the rivers and harbors bill there
wouldn't be much OF it left
The Washington herald., 1914-03-31

There is no hope for those unem-
ployed men who had rather listen TO
Emma Goldman than go to work.
The Washington herald., 1914-03-31

Our guess is that the policewomen
will will not hold their jobs long. Styles
in uniforms change so seldom.
The Washington herald., 1914-03-31

Her lion and unicorn may be safe,
but Ulster has certainly got Great
Britains goat.
The Washington herald., 1914-03-31

Who wrote the Baltimore platform,
anyhow? That's where all this trouble
started
The Washington herald., 1914-03-31

You may not know it, but moonshin-
ers prefer to operate in the dark of
the moon.
The Washington herald., 1914-03-31

Saw fellow going at pretty rapid
gait the other night He was drinking
sloe gin.
The Washington herald., 1914-03-31

Men are gradually being crowded out.
A woman burglar has been arrested in
New York.
The Washington herald., 1914-03-31

There is a vast difference, Jason, be-,
tween looking for work and looking
at it.
The Washington herald., 1914-03-31

A Harvard professor claims to have
boiled an egg on cake Of ice But is ice
any cheaper than coal?
The Washington herald., 1914-03-31

But Col Seely is not the first Briton
10 sacrifice himself for his king.
The Washington herald., 1914-03-31

A lot of dry statistics were offered IN
supnort of the rivers and harbors bill.
The Washington herald., 1914-03-31

A man always clafes when he has to
cat meals prepared in a chafing dish.
The Washington herald., 1914-03-31

Tag Day for Boy Scouts, Saturday.
April 4.
The Washington herald., 1914-03-31

Wonder what Bostonians say when
they mean, Swat the fy?"
The Washington herald., 1914-03-31

TOmOrrow-Dr Edwards will TN
w hen Grant and Lee ArraLged the Pre-
liminaries 1T ApDomattox"
El Paso herald. (El Paso, Tex.) 1901-1931, 1914-11-12
HEAD AND NOSE
STOPPED FROM 4
COLD? TRY THIS!
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ends severe colds or grippe
in few hours.

Your cold viii break and all grippe
misery end after taking a dose of
.Pape's Cold Compound" every two
hours until three doses are taken.
It promptly opens clogged-up nos
trtls and air passages in the head,
stops nasty discharge or nose run
ning, relieves sick headache, dullness,
feVerishness. sore throat snceZing,
soreness and stiffness.
Don't stay stuffed-up! Quit blowing
and snufflingi Ease your throbbing
head-ncthing else in the world gives
such prompt relief as "Papes Cold
Compound, which costs only IS cents
at any drug store 1t acts without
assistance, tastes nice, and causes no
Inconvenience. Accept no substitute
Advertisements
El Paso herald. (El Paso, Tex.) 1901-1931, 1914-11-12
ALTA VISTA CLUB TO n
HAVE FAMILY REUNION

Alta vista viii have a big family re-
union at the Alta Vista school house
on DecemDer J.. This was decided on
Dy lhe Alta Vista Improvement club
a. us meeting Wednesday night in the
sGhooI mouse. The members of the
cluD VIII be urged to attend the re-
union Drlng their families and invite
IHSLr Ltlenus from other parts Of the
CITY a committee COMPOSED of 7 r
Paden, S. z. Patton, G. IT GimbaI n
5. Corbin and H H. Fris was annoint-
dinner. UiiOH anu
property owners along Copia street
pisedsea themselves to build 1000 feet
~ % PaVlng on this street at the meeting
y, SuLesody nlght and a petition is to
~ ~ 9IdWn Dy city attorney Joseph NJ
No 1or the paving of this street.
ne committee is also to see alderman
" ,. clayton on this paving work
- carry the Hood waters off the
~ eeI "A committee was also ap-
2oliteu 70 confer with the property
oMHefs on Douglas street to pave this
atLeet IN the Alta Vista section, so
'l ~ II VIII carry off the flood waters.
Inc committee which was appointed
TO see mayor C. E. Kelly about en-
"a slhs the school house reported that
Lue mayor had promised to recommend
an increase in the school bond issue
u @oPUOO providing the school board
MCul4 approve Of it. A committee COM
posed Of David Mcknight, c. c. Glib
SUI D u. Patton, DR.. G. N Thomas and
= d; owen was appointed to see the
members of the school board.
a., me park commissioner also notified
INT club that the trees were ready to
ne pIanted around the school house.
El Paso herald. (El Paso, Tex.) 1901-1931, 1914-11-12
ROBERT T. NELL
GETSPR0M0TI0N
Is to Be Assistant U. S. At
tOrney; Crawford May
Take His Place.

Robert T. NeiIl assistant United
United States district attorney, has
been appointed assistant United States
attorney and will leave to take up his
new work in Washington, on Dec. 1.
His appointment was announced Thurs
DAY and has been confirmed by United
states district attorney T. W. Gregory.
No announcement has yet been made
Of Mr.. Neilrs successor, although r. E.
Crawford. former assistant United
States attorney, is being considered for
the position because Of his experience
in the work of the department Mr.
Crawford has been resident Of Ell
Paso for the past year, having come
here from Austin.
son of Judge NeiII.
NIr. Neil, the retiring assistant dis
trict attorney, has held that position
for more than q year He is a son Of
the late judge Il. II. Neill, who was a
member oC the court of civil appeals
at san Antonio and was also a partner
OF judge 7. +. Edwards. Mr.. Neill is a
graduate of the University Of Texas
and has been practicing law here a
number Of years. He was acting dis
trlct attorney during the illness Of
Joseph N. Nealon. His work will be
I'm the trial OF cases in the court of
claims.
Airs. Nenl will go to her home, IN
San Angelo. for q visit with her par
ents and win afterwards join her hus-
Jand in Washington.
El Paso herald. (El Paso, Tex.) 1901-1931, 1914-11-12
LADIES' HAIRDRESSING
In LONDON AND PARIS

A returned traveller says, when I
was in Europe this year I found both
cities so thickly dotted with hairdres-
sing parlors and hair goods stores that
I wondered If he women ever had time
for anything but care Of the hair. Per
sonaIly was interested in finding
really good shampoo and was happily
surprised when several inquiries each
brought the suggestion that our own
American made canthrox shamDoo is
best. tried it and have decided
that it is not advisable to use a make
shift but always use a prepara+fon
made for shampooing only. You can
enjoy the best that is '--7wn for about
three cents shampoo by getting
package of canthrox from your drug
gist; dissolve a teaspoonful in a Gun of
hot water and your shampoo is ready.
After its use the hair dries rapidIv
with uniform color. Dandruff. excess
oil and dirt are dissolved and entirely
disappear. Your hair will he so fI,7ffv
that it will look much heavier than it
Is. Its lustre and softness will also
delight you, while the stimulated scalp
gains the health which insures hair
growth. Observation-Disclosures
El Paso herald. (El Paso, Tex.) 1901-1931, 1914-11-12
TOYS THI5YEA
TYPIFYTHE WAR
News From Europe Has Gre
ated Demand by Boys
For Military Toys.

All toy shops and department stores
I of Ell PasO that handle toys during the
holidays are showing war toys TO sat
isfy the longings of boys. who have
heard so much talk Of war that they
can be found in almost any vacant lot
playing war games. Already supplies
have been bought by many parents
who are apprehensiye that the choice
in war toys may be narrowed down to
the ''leaVings" in the next few weeks
as most Of the toys are manufactured
in Germany and other European coun-
tries.
But according to local merchants
there will be no shortage in toys in
this country, because the early buying
hablt OF the merchants of the United
States was the means of having their
purchases made for the most part be-
fore the war broke out. Then, too. the
American toy manufacturers have
greatly increased their output and
have devoted their attention to MAX
ing almost exclusively toys that per-
tain to war.
Wide Variety Of War Toys.
Among the supply of toys this year
can be found every manner of war ma
teriaL There are wooden and tin SOL
diers, coast defence forts, siege guns,
disappearing forts, ships, artillery and
cavalry toys. Toy forts can be bought
in great variety, manned and mounted
as are those of steel and cement. There
are complete camp and Held outfits,
ambulances and hospitals, armored
trains and motor cars.
For the boy who is inclined toward
the navy there are all kinds of war
ships with guns mounted that will
shoot rubber balls. Even ZeppeIfns
are in the local shops and are selling
rapidly, despite the fact that Christ
mas is yet more than a month away.
Many Toys Imported.
About IS percent of the toys hereto
fore sold by. American merchants have
been manufactured by the mountain
people of Thuringle, Germany, where
there is seven months Of winter. These
people have for generations devoted
themselves to the manufacture of all
kinds Of toys.
American made drums have always
been given preference by American
merchants to those of European manu-
facture, because they stand the climate
better. But despite the fact that there
percent of those sold in local stores
during the holidays are imported.
El Paso herald. (El Paso, Tex.) 1901-1931, 1914-11-12
MADE IN ELPA50
EKISPLANNED
Rotary Club Arranging to
Have Exhibit of Home
Made Products Soon.

Plans were made at the Thursday
luncheon of the Rotary club to have
Made in Ell PasO' week at which prod
ucts grown or manufactured in this
city viii be displayed in the show win
dOws Of the large department and other
stores. Claiborne Adams, president Of
the club, was appointed to select the
date for the home products week
The idea Of a Made in Ell PasO"
week was brought before the club by
NJ. T. Carlock. The Herald has for
some time been advocating a Made
in Ell PasO" week.
Present for Adams.
J. E. Preston, of the Ell Paso Sash
and Door company, presented Mr.
Adams with a glass paper weight with
his name and the Rotary emblem en-
graved on it. 4 weight of this kind
viii be presented by this company each
Thursday to the speaker Of the lunch
con.
Claiborne Adams made the principal
address Thursday noon in which he
spoke of Made in America Products
He suggested that. first FL PasOans
should buy made in America products;
second. those made IN the southwest,
and third, those made in FL Paso.
Other addresses were made by D. L
Ray, Jack Egan, L. II. Pendegrass, F.
w. Larlin, J. o. Morgan and Robert
Krakauer
El Paso herald. (El Paso, Tex.) 1901-1931, 1914-11-12
CaZifornians GiUe Cash
To Slayer Whose Family
Was PenniZeSs, STARRING

San Francisco. Calf, Nov. 12.-Warrn
hearted Californians are giving money
to aid the family of Joseph Lococo.
laborer, who shot and killed George
Gray, partner in a contracting firm.
Wednesday because he could not col
lect wages the contractors owed him.
Lococo's family was starving. He was
desperate and had to have the money,
he felt
Subscriptions for Lococo's family
have begun pouring into the newspa-
pers, and One daily opened a bureau for
the handling of these funds. Another
newspaper employed a battery of at
torneys to defend Lococo. Policemen
raised a fund among themselves and
sent it to the slayers wife and family.
Lococo's defence, as outlined in the
police court today, will be that he was
maddened by hunger and worry over
the suffering of his wife and two chill
dren and that when he fired upon Gray
he believed the latter was about to
strike him.
El Paso herald. (El Paso, Tex.) 1901-1931, 1914-11-12
HOLDUP MEN GET WATCH AND
MONEY; HOUSE IS ENTERED

While walking through an alley be-
tween FL Paso and oregon streets late
Wednesday night, NJ. Il. Tice of Polo,
Ill, was held up and robbed by two
men. They stole his watch and sew
eral dollars in currency. Tice reported
the robbery to the police, who are con-
Quoting an investigation
Thieves late Wednesday night en-
tered the home of F. c. Littleton, 1910
wyoming street, and stole gold
watch and several other articles Mr..
Littleton reported the robbery to the
police. He stated that he was awak-
ened about midnight by a noise in the
room and saw a man running out He
gave chase but the robber vaulted over
a rear fence and escaped.
El Paso herald. (El Paso, Tex.) 1901-1931, 1914-11-12
GIRLS! HAVE BEAUTIFUL, LUSTROUS,
FLUFFY HAIR Is CENT DANDERNE

ness, fluffiness and an incomparable
gloss and lustre and try as you will
falling hair; but your real surprise will
be after about two weeks use, when
you will see new hair-fine and dOwny
at first-ye s-but really new hair
sprOuting out all over your scalp
Danderine is, we believe the only sure
hair grower; destroyer of dandruff and
cure for itchy scalp and it never fails
to stop falling hair at once.
If you want to prove how pretty and
soft your hair really is, moisten a cloth
with a little Danderine, and carefully
draw it through your hair-talEing one
small strand at a time. Your hair vii.
be soft, glossy and beautiful in just
a few moments delightful surprise
awaits everyone who tries this-Adv.
El Paso herald. (El Paso, Tex.) 1901-1931, 1914-11-12
MEXICO NORTHERN RAILROAD
TO BE REPAIRED AND REOPENED

The line OF the Mexico Northern rail-
way from Sierra MOjada TO Escalon,
which was almost entirely destroyed
during the recent revolution, will be
put into operation in about a week.
The road is about 1875 kilometers long.
One long bridge and four smaller ones
were destroyed during the revolution
besides q large part of the track, many
Of the stations and switches.
All of the bridges on the line nave
been repaired and a slight delay in the
receipt of building material is all that
is delaying the reopening of the line
V. P. Stafford, general manager OF the
line, is in the city on business.
El Paso herald. (El Paso, Tex.) 1901-1931, 1914-11-12

died brains Men and women tagged
out from worry-oVerWOrk or other
causes. get strong and happy right
off-get quick action that puts them
right. Don't be weary, weak and
Ifstless. Just from sheer nerVe-strain
or exhaustion. Don't live life that's
just one pain after another KellOgg's
Sanitone- Waters viii strengthen your
nerve vitality, and. with vital nerve
power restored, you will experience the
courage of perfect health. 800 a
box at druggists
Send your name and address today
with six cents in stamps to help pay
postage and packing for a free soc
trial box of Kellogg's Sanitone Waters,
t. j. J. Kellogg Co., 2T27 HOffmaster
Block, Battle Greek, Michigan.
The regular S1.OO size of Kellogg's
Sanitone Waters are for sale in FL
Paso at Kelly & Pollard, 20l n Oregon
St; Knoblauch Drug Co, $50 Mesa
Ave; A. =. Ryan & Co., 212 San An
tonic St, Fred Schafer. 2O4 Mesa Ave;
Rio Grande Drug Co.; Potter Drug Co,
4 Pioneer Plaza.
No free boxes from druggists.-Adv.
El Paso herald. (El Paso, Tex.) 1901-1931, 1914-11-12
RESIGNS AS THE
UNIVERSITY HEAD
DR.. S. e. Mezes Leaves Texas
Institution For New
York University.

Austin, Tex. Nov. 12.-Dr. S. E.
Mezes, president of the university of
Texas, today officially rendered his
resignation as president of that insti-
tuition to the board of regents of the
university.
The board is to hold a special meet
ing later to consider the resignation.
The resignation of DR.. MeZes came as
a surprise he having been head Of
that institution for the past six years.
DIR. Mezes resigned to accept the
presidency of the university of New
York at New York city.
El Paso herald. (El Paso, Tex.) 1901-1931, 1914-11-12
CALOMEL SICKEIIS! IT'S HORRIBLE!
DON'T STAY BILIOUS, COASTIPATED.
I guarantee DodsOn's Liver Tone" will give you the
best Liver and Bowel leansing. you ever had.

Calomel makes you sick; you lose a
days work Calomel is quicksilver
and it salivates; calOmel Injuries your
liver.
II you are bilious; feel lazy, slug
gish and all knocked out, if yoursbow-
els are cOnstipated and your head aches
or stomach is sour. just take a spoon
ful of harmless DOdsOn's Liver Tone
instead of using sickening, salivating
calOmel Dodson's Liver Tone is real
liver medicine. You'll know it next
mOrnong because you will wake up
feeling fine. your liver will be work
ing, your headache and dizziness gone,
your stomach will be sweet and bowels
regular You will feel like working:
You'll be cheerful: full of vigor and
ambition.
Your druggist or dealer sells you a
so cent bottle of DOdson's Liver Tone
El Paso herald. (El Paso, Tex.) 1901-1931, 1914-11-12

MEXICAN PASSENGER
TRAINS TO CONTINUE

Passenger trains will continue run
ming on their regular schedule on the
Constitutionalist railway lines from
Juarez to Aguascalientes, A. F. Es-
cOntrias. passenger agent Of that sys-
tenn in FL PasO, says.
so far as we know, trains are still
running regularly between Aguascali-
entes and Mexico City" said Mr.. Es-
cOntrias "Officials on this end of the
line have received no advice of right
ing in that vicinity which would stop
the trains leaving Juarez. Trains will
continue leaving Juarez daily until
further advlces are received"
El Paso herald. (El Paso, Tex.) 1901-1931, 1914-11-12

under my personal guarantee that IL
will clean your sluggish liver better
than nasty calomel; it won't make you
sick and you can eat anything you
druggist guarantees that each spoon
ful will start your liver. clean your
bowels and straighten you up by morn
ing or You get your money back. Chill
dren gladly take DOdsOn's Liver Tone
because it is pleasant tasting and
doesn't grippe or Cramp or make them
sick
am selling millions of bottles OF
Dodsou's Liver Tone to people who
have found that this pleasant, Vege-
table, liver medicine takes the place
of dangerous caIOmeI. Buy one bottle
on my sound, reliable guarantee. ASK
your druggist about me.-Adveruse-
meut.
El Paso herald. (El Paso, Tex.) 1901-1931, 1914-11-12
BREATHE FREELY! OPEN N0STRILS
AND STUFFED HEAD--END CATARRH

End such misery now. Get the small
bottle of "Ely's Cream Balm" at any
drug store. This sweet, fragrant balm
dIssolves by the heat Of the nostrilsi
penetrates and heals the inflamed,
swollen membrane which lines the
nose, head and throat; clears the air
passages; stops nasty discharges and
a feeling of cleansing, soothing relief
comes Immediately.
Don't lay awake tonight struggling
for breath. with head stuffed; nOstrlls
closed, hawking and blowing. Catarrh
or a cold, with its running nose, foul
mucous dropping into the throat and
raw dryness is distressing but truly
needless.
Put your faith-just once-in ''Ely's
Cream Balm" and your cold or catarrh
will surely sappear.-Advertis