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Wood County reporter. [volume] (Grand Rapids [i.e. Wisconsin Rapids], Wis.) 1857-1923, 1914-10-22

them the Mohammedans of Persia
who are all Shuahs.
1t bars, too, the Moslems of Hindu
stan, for the Shuahs here are the more
influential, though fewer in number
And the Shuah to the Sunnite is "a
called IAN unreasoning fanatic" by
the Shuahs.
Then, too, the different Mohamme.
dan communities are separated wide,
ly, geographically. They cling tena
ciously to their religion but they have
little intercourse, either Of goods OF
of news.
1t is fair to believe that proclaim,
alton by the Sultan at Constantinople
would not reach Moslems for many
months or even years. Then it might
be fouted.
EthnographicaIly the Cossacks are
hard riders of South Russia were in
the front ranks of the Cars troops
IN the Russo-Turkish war and in the
present struggle they would be unlike
ly to desert on account of the com.
mand of the Sheik-ul-Islam. And as
for the Persian Mohammedans, they
would probably be attacked early in
the war by the Sultan's men. The
Kurds would raid toward Teheran and
Russians, Mohammedans and Persians
would pODOSo thpr1
The sultan of Turkey might, how
ever, cause a great deal of trouble by
rousing the wild tribes Of Arabia
These Bedouins, always fighting the
ConstantinopIe ruler, might yet be
brought to his standard by a combina
ton of religious fanaticism and desire
for booty. In British Somaliland, too
there are 100000 Mohammedan ne
groid natives, who remember vividly
the wars of the Mad Mullah" and
might be induced to take up arms
again.
The Germans promise to take ad
vantage of Egypt's discomfort. Egypt
has been under the domination o.
Great Britain since 1888. There have
been many pilots against the govern
ment in recent years and Turkish
emissaries have lately been very busy
in Egypt. But the discontinued class
in the Nile valley is small The
FeIIaheen, who are not fighters any
way, realize that British domination
has meant better crops and better
times. There are, however, about si1
hundred thousand desert nomads II
Egypt and these might be rallied tt
the iehad.
Cairo is the seat of Moslem learn
ing. Here is the Mosque and Unlver
sity of FL Azhar, with $4,000 students
The Sheik-ul-Islam is himself a gradu
ate. The students would join in {
iehad and their influence would bt
considerable. But the $4,000 Egyptian
troops, who are differed by British
probably would stand by their mas
tiers.
Wood County reporter. [volume] (Grand Rapids [i.e. Wisconsin Rapids], Wis.) 1857-1923, 1914-10-22
HEAD IN WATERY PlMPLES

R. r. No. 1, Kyles, Ohio.-"My ba-
by's head when about a year old be-
gan to break out with small watery
pimples causing her head to itch. She
would scratch her head till the blood
came causing the top of her head to
be in almost solid eruption. The
pimples at first were nearly as large
as a pea and in patches which would
inflame and tester and when they
would come open would leave a kind
of wet scales there for a few days.
Then when it dried up it would leave
scales on her head that caused her
hair to fall out just in great punches.
One day l happened to see Cuti-
cura Soap and also Cuticura Oint-
ment advertised in a paper and
ordered a sample Of each. They seemed
to help her head so much that | puTr
chased a cake of Cuticura Soap and a
box of Cuticura Ointment and in two
weeks time her head was sound and
well. Her hair had stopped falling
out and was also free from dandruff -
(Signed) Mrs. ]. L. West, Feb. 20, IA.
Cuticura Soap and Ointment sold
throughout the world. Sample of each
free, with 32-p. Skin Book Address post
card ''Cuticura, Dept. L, Boston. ADV.
Wood County reporter. [volume] (Grand Rapids [i.e. Wisconsin Rapids], Wis.) 1857-1923, 1914-10-22
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no, you're not at al in the way.
Borus; III step right over you when
I want 10 go out
Its so kind CT you to ask me to
your house, Mrs Tungley! III call
some evening when I have nowhere
else to go.
Bobby, I've warned you not to
watch people when they eat; you're
embarrassing Cousin Cyrus so much
that he's splitting gravy all over the
tabIecloth.
It's a pleasure to lend you this
money, old chap; I'll not see you again,
probably, for a year
Certainly, Mr.. Spooner; I shall be
delighted to have you call some day
next week. start for Europe tomor-
row morning"
These are just the kind of cakes
mother used to make, Mrs. Irons; she
was about the poorest cook you ever
saw"
Wood County reporter. [volume] (Grand Rapids [i.e. Wisconsin Rapids], Wis.) 1857-1923, 1914-10-22
SimDIe.

Pat found it impossible to believe
that the earth is round, in spite of the
numerous arguments Of an eminent
astronomer.
But look here, Pat" said the latter.
you must see that the earth can't be
anything else but round. Now. tell
me, where does the sun rise?"
"In the east, of course" said Pat
And where does it set?"
why, in the west
We'll, then, how does it manage to
get back in the east again by the
morning? Tell me that"
Pat thought hard for minute, Then
an intelligent look dawned in his eye
why, of course" said he, at last,
"it just slips back at night."-Cleve-
land Leader
If a man gets a chance to praise
himself he usually makes noise like
megapnone.
Wood County reporter. [volume] (Grand Rapids [i.e. Wisconsin Rapids], Wis.) 1857-1923, 1914-10-22

Washington.-The weather bureau
displays at certain points the infor-
nation contained in.its forecasts and
warnings by means Of a system Of
flags. While the flag system has the
advantage of being comparatively in
expensive to install and maintain, it
is not in general use, since in large
cities the flags are quickly discolored,
and on account Of the prevailing
smoke and haze it soon becomes diff
cult to distinguish them.
The Interpretation of these displays
may be more easily mastered if it is
kept in mind that the meaning is con-
ditioned on the color and form of the
flag; thus a white flag, if displayed
alone, means clear or fair weather.
Wood County reporter. [volume] (Grand Rapids [i.e. Wisconsin Rapids], Wis.) 1857-1923, 1914-10-22
A Vain Hone.

What are you saving all your
money for?" asked the man who
doesn't hesitate to ask questions.
Il want to become independent re-
piled the conscientious citizen, so
that l can serve my fellow men with
out thought of compensation"
Nonsense! If you ever get that
much money your fellow men will re-
gard you with fierce suspicion as a
representative of big business"
Wood County reporter. [volume] (Grand Rapids [i.e. Wisconsin Rapids], Wis.) 1857-1923, 1914-10-22

Mr.. Collier Down-You women have
such ridiculous habit of hollering
Obi" on every occasion.
Miss Cutting Hintz-And you men
have such a ridiculous habit of say
ing Il" on every occasion.
Wood County reporter. [volume] (Grand Rapids [i.e. Wisconsin Rapids], Wis.) 1857-1923, 1914-10-22
important TO Mothers
Another Point of View.

so you are not to be married."
No He says he has changed his
mind"
Whats his eXcuse?"
The war"
And you have no witnesses nor
love letters?"
No"
well. isn't war just what they say it
is ?"-Cleveland Plain Dealer
Wood County reporter. [volume] (Grand Rapids [i.e. Wisconsin Rapids], Wis.) 1857-1923, 1914-10-22
Offhand SUGGESTION,

"a man is fortunate when his wife
regards him as a man whose wisdom
can always be depended on
Yes" replied Mr.. Growcher; "but
that con6ding faith can be carried too
far. It's embarrassing to have your
wife tell the company that dinner will
be fifteen or twenty minutes late, and
that while they are waiting you will ex-
plain all about the tariff and banking
and currency"
Wood County reporter. [volume] (Grand Rapids [i.e. Wisconsin Rapids], Wis.) 1857-1923, 1914-10-22

me. My head ached constantly. and
at times had high fever and bleed
ing at the nose. ! was q perfect
wreck.
al tried several doctors, but derived
no relief. I read in one OF your lit
tie booklets, called Ills of Life Of
Peruna being a remedy for catarrh,
and procured g. bottle at once. After
the use Of one bottle felt some bet
ter, so tried the second and the
third, and now ] am a well man."
Wood County reporter. [volume] (Grand Rapids [i.e. Wisconsin Rapids], Wis.) 1857-1923, 1914-10-22

The next morning she discovered
that the dog was missing, and immedi-
ately notified the police. Later in the
day she casually visited the exhibition
st First avenue and Seneca street.
and, much to her amazement, found
her dog trying to get into one of the
empty cages.
Wood County reporter. [volume] (Grand Rapids [i.e. Wisconsin Rapids], Wis.) 1857-1923, 1914-10-22
Iudge NLLLIer.

Judge MINER. manual labor, am
well and hearty and weigh about
200 pounds. I feel very grateful that
| found Dodds Kidney Pills and you
may publish this letter if you wish. I
am serving my third term as Probate
Judge of Gray Co. Yours truly,
PHILIP MILLER, Cimarron, Kan.
Correspond with Judge Miller about
this wonderful remedy.
Dodds Kidney Pills, soc. per box at
your dealer or Dodds Medicine Co..
Buffalo, n. 7. Write for Household
Hints, also music of National Anthem
English and German words) and re-
cipes for daily dishes. All sent free,
Adv
Wood County reporter. [volume] (Grand Rapids [i.e. Wisconsin Rapids], Wis.) 1857-1923, 1914-10-22
Finds $4,000: Gets $3.50.

Portland, Nee. B. Clark, a farmer
of North Bridgeton, while driving near
Poland Springs found bag containing
$4,000 worth of jewelry. He reported
his find to the police, who notified Mrs
Myron P. Moulton Of Ardmore, Pa.
who had asked them to recover the
gems which she lost while on an auto
mobile trip from Breton Woods, N. H.
to the Springs. Mr.. Clark will receive
$3.50 reward offered by Mrs. Moulton
for the recovery of the jewels.
Wood County reporter. [volume] (Grand Rapids [i.e. Wisconsin Rapids], Wis.) 1857-1923, 1914-10-22
Winqed Life.

Where did you spend vacation?"
AT Lethargy Beach,
They say the air there is full of
life"
Some truth to that. I never saw
more bugs and mosquitoes flying
around"
Wood County reporter. [volume] (Grand Rapids [i.e. Wisconsin Rapids], Wis.) 1857-1923, 1914-10-22
In the Modern DAY.

Church ceremonies and observances.
formed the subject of study, and the
teacher wished the children them
selves to build the bridge between bap-
tism and burial
Now children" she said, briskly,
what comes after marriage?"
Answered a shrill childish voice Sc
renely: Divorce"
Wood County reporter. [volume] (Grand Rapids [i.e. Wisconsin Rapids], Wis.) 1857-1923, 1914-10-22
Beyond the Limit

Ben-Hiney Klotz called me a split
fenblotch.
Hen-What does that mean?
1T doesn't mean anything"
Then why should you worry?'
He said he called me that because
there isn't any word In the dictionary
mean enough to express his opinion
of me-"
Wood County reporter. [volume] (Grand Rapids [i.e. Wisconsin Rapids], Wis.) 1857-1923, 1914-10-22
Way the Dance CHANCES.

The ailment that brought the waltz
and the tWo-step to their lingering
death was monotony. Each had one
step, one tempo, and that is not
enough. So the dances shviveled up
and died from lack of exercise. A
few years ago the world entered upon
ore Of its periodical rebeIlions against
ARTIFICIAL conventions, and the people
returned to the world-old, semi-forgot-
ten recreation, dancing. The revival
OF dancing was accompanied by a
clamor for yariety.-Woman's Home
Companion
Wood County reporter. [volume] (Grand Rapids [i.e. Wisconsin Rapids], Wis.) 1857-1923, 1914-10-22

Mrs. Baikbeen-You had no ances-
tors! Mine landed On Plymouth
Rock!
Baikbeen-Yes, and l wish Ply
mouth Rock had landed on youc an
cestOrs.
Wood County reporter. [volume] (Grand Rapids [i.e. Wisconsin Rapids], Wis.) 1857-1923, 1914-10-22
DOG GETS THE SHOW HABIT
Runaway Animal Found by Its Owner
Trying to Enter Dog
Show Cage.

Seattle, Wash.-A cocker spaniel
owned by Mrs. c. F. Johnson Of Ev-
erett has acquired the dog show hao-
It After the exhibition of the Seattle
Kennel club had closed Mrs. Johnson
took her pet home from its box in the
show
Wood County reporter. [volume] (Grand Rapids [i.e. Wisconsin Rapids], Wis.) 1857-1923, 1914-10-22

chased at the college cooperative
store, according to report Just given
out by the stores management.
Using the report as a basis for fig
uring, student statisticians spent a
day in estimating the total amount OF
candy from all sources consumed BY
the goods. 1t was assumed that for
every pound bought at the college
store the girls ate nine pounds pur-
chased elsewhere or received as pres
ents. This gave ten tons in all. cost
ing $4,000, and a per capita consum D
ton for the 1900 goods OF $50 worth
Wood County reporter. [volume] (Grand Rapids [i.e. Wisconsin Rapids], Wis.) 1857-1923, 1914-10-22
a Promoter

I'D like to interest you in a bust
ness venture that will make US both
rich"
But I'm a stranger to you. Why
do you wish me to share in this pros
pective wealth."
Il like your looks. I can see that
you are the sort of man I can depend
on
well, if you think as much of me
as that, go get rich yourself; then
come back and give me a job"
Wood County reporter. [volume] (Grand Rapids [i.e. Wisconsin Rapids], Wis.) 1857-1923, 1914-10-22
HOW To READ THE WEATHER FLAGS
DISPLAYED BY THE i. s BUREAU
No. No
w'As 8FAs White ss Blue Black ~.ss I FL s :.s black
q md e
clssSS s s Saos o Ss,sa Temperature" '"'"''

with practically no change in temper.
ature; a blue flag alone indicates gen.
eral rain or snow, with stationary tenn
perature; flag composed of equal
portions Of white and blue indicates
local rain or snow, as contrasted with
general rain or snow A triangular
flag is used to indicate temperature
changes. When displayed above any
one of the flags already mentioned it
indicates rising temperature; when
below, falling temperature.
Forecasts of decidedly lower tenn
perature, or much colder, are indi-
Gated by the display of the coId-wave
tag-a white rectangular flag with a
black square as a center. The cold
wave flag is always displayed alone.
Wood County reporter. [volume] (Grand Rapids [i.e. Wisconsin Rapids], Wis.) 1857-1923, 1914-10-22
Not So Coarse.

"Se here, Charley, / don't like that
young fellow who comes here so
much"
What's wrong with him, daddy?"
I'm told he doesn't pay his debts"
That's a very coarse way of putting
it, daddy. Reginald has merely de-
clared moratorium -Clevelan
Plain Dealer
Wood County reporter. [volume] (Grand Rapids [i.e. Wisconsin Rapids], Wis.) 1857-1923, 1914-10-22

my breath was
short and I had
chills and back
ache. I took the
pills about a year
ago and have had
no return Of the
palpitations. Am
now SO years old,
able to do lots of
-,,ar4ya1 1abCr ON
Wood County reporter. [volume] (Grand Rapids [i.e. Wisconsin Rapids], Wis.) 1857-1923, 1914-10-22
The Outdoor Habit.

Here is a valuable bit of advice from
the bulletin of the Chicago department
of health:
DO you begrudge your boy a ball
game on the vacant lot after school
hours? The strenuous exercise he will
get in the open air after his day in
the classroom will do him good. In
other words, do all you can to encour-
age the outdoor habit
Wood County reporter. [volume] (Grand Rapids [i.e. Wisconsin Rapids], Wis.) 1857-1923, 1914-10-22
HIS FISH WAS A SUBMARINE
Californla5's Launch Was Pulled
Through the Waves by One of
Uncle Sans Fleet Crafts.

San Honors for hooking
the biggest fish that ever got away go
to Marlin Ulrich, a salesman of Oak
land, who, with a party Of friends, was
out for big fish in Ulrich's launch
Germany of Angel island in San Fran
cisco bay. Suddenly his line gave 8
Wood County reporter. [volume] (Grand Rapids [i.e. Wisconsin Rapids], Wis.) 1857-1923, 1914-10-22
Real strateaY

The fat plumber and the thin car
penter were discussing the European
war
I'D like to be in the English navy"
said the plumber.
I'D take the Belgian navy for
mine" the carpenter remarked.
POOH calculated the plumber,
Belgium has the smallest navy in the
world"
That's why I'd like to be in it."
grinned the carpenter. THE smaller
the navy the harder it would be to
hit. Youngstown Telegram.
Wood County reporter. [volume] (Grand Rapids [i.e. Wisconsin Rapids], Wis.) 1857-1923, 1914-10-22
A Super-O ptimist.

What cheerful woman Mrs
Smiley is"
Isn't she. Why, do you know, that
woman can have a good time think
ing what a good time she would have
if she were having it."
Wood County reporter. [volume] (Grand Rapids [i.e. Wisconsin Rapids], Wis.) 1857-1923, 1914-10-22
In the Realms of Credit

When 1 left home as a lad" said
Mr.. Dustin Stax, Il had ten dollars in
my pocket"
You'll never forget that day"
mo, sir. It's the only time that I
have felt that l could settle up on a
moments notice and be absolutely
sure my assets would cash in for more
than my liabilities"
Wood County reporter. [volume] (Grand Rapids [i.e. Wisconsin Rapids], Wis.) 1857-1923, 1914-10-22

several bear skins hanging in her
rooms as trophies of the hunt. and her
last exploit was when she brought
down big brown bear that tipped the
scales at All pounds
Miss Berdan was out gathering wild
plums, and while at work picking the
fruit she heard a rustic in the bushes
on the opposite side of the patch.
Looking up she saw a big bear eating
plums from the same patch. Miss Der
dan always carries 30-35 rife, and
she took aim and brought bruin to
the ground
Wood County reporter. [volume] (Grand Rapids [i.e. Wisconsin Rapids], Wis.) 1857-1923, 1914-10-22
Sure to Sell.

Caller-Your wife has told me you
are working on new invention
Hubby-Yes. Women's shoes don't
match the rest of their complicated at
tire, so I'm working on a shoe that
buttons up the back.
Wood County reporter. [volume] (Grand Rapids [i.e. Wisconsin Rapids], Wis.) 1857-1923, 1914-10-22
q Kindness

Young Lady-A friend of mine is
engaged to man, and now he refuses
to marry her What would you advise
her to do?
Old Lawyers the man wealthy?
Young Lady-No, he hasn't a cent.
Old Lawyer-Then, I'd advise her
to write him nice letter of thanks.
Wood County reporter. [volume] (Grand Rapids [i.e. Wisconsin Rapids], Wis.) 1857-1923, 1914-10-22
Lard "a EaIiaNLa

"Spindlift seems to be rather vain
Of his personal appearance" said
Grabscom.
He certainly is" asserted Jagsby.
I've seen him admire himself so much
in a barroom mirror that he'd forget
to order a drink"
Wood County reporter. [volume] (Grand Rapids [i.e. Wisconsin Rapids], Wis.) 1857-1923, 1914-10-22
On "Time."

rs this train running on timer"
81 should say So answered the con-
ductor. 1T can't run any other way.
The company has got to get so many
extensions of credit that the whole
road is running on time
Wood County reporter. [volume] (Grand Rapids [i.e. Wisconsin Rapids], Wis.) 1857-1923, 1914-10-22
Intricate Mechanism,

81 don't know how to take this
chicken apart" declared the bride
We'll, we tackled an automobile
successfully" said the young husband.
I'VE ought to be able to handle a
small job like this. Where's the book
Of instructions?''-
Wood County reporter. [volume] (Grand Rapids [i.e. Wisconsin Rapids], Wis.) 1857-1923, 1914-10-22
iolent tug. He grasped it with all his

violent tug. He grasped it with all his
might.
After a few minutes of excited IN
certainty something strange and
ahead. 1t was submarine K-2T taking
a practice spin. Ulrich's hook had
fouled "a rivet on the exterior Of the
submarine. He cut the line
Wood County reporter. [volume] (Grand Rapids [i.e. Wisconsin Rapids], Wis.) 1857-1923, 1914-10-22
Too Much.

"IIl never call on that girl again.
Found her giving my chocolates to an
other chap"
Wen, if he called she had to offer
him a few"
But she was feeding them to him
with her own fair hands"
Wood County reporter. [volume] (Grand Rapids [i.e. Wisconsin Rapids], Wis.) 1857-1923, 1914-10-22
Natural History

What is natural history" asked
the teacher of a small pupil.
Il guess" said the small pupil, that
it's the kind where people are always
fighting and killing each other" was
the unexpected reply.
Wood County reporter. [volume] (Grand Rapids [i.e. Wisconsin Rapids], Wis.) 1857-1923, 1914-10-22
Tourist Note

TT is thought that the pyramids
were built for the sake of giving en-
ployment to a large number of peo-
pie"
"Of course replied the vivaciously
positive girl. Anybody could guess
that. Look at all the guides who de-
pend on them for a living"
Wood County reporter. [volume] (Grand Rapids [i.e. Wisconsin Rapids], Wis.) 1857-1923, 1914-10-22
a Hint

''Du you thing the future holds any
thing for me?" asked the shy young
man.
why don't you brace up and hold
something yourself in the future" re-
piled the sweet young thing.
Wood County reporter. [volume] (Grand Rapids [i.e. Wisconsin Rapids], Wis.) 1857-1923, 1914-10-22

Footpad-CouId yer spare me SIC
jest as well as not?
Widower-I could, sir, and l thank
you for asking for it. l was going to
get married again next week, but this
timely reminder of my former welded
experience will save me! Again l
thank you, sir!
Wood County reporter. [volume] (Grand Rapids [i.e. Wisconsin Rapids], Wis.) 1857-1923, 1914-10-22
Quite = Feat

What's the matter with that fel.
low? Why the gyrations?"
He's trying to fiTt with two girls
at cnce and they're going in opposite
directions"
Wood County reporter. [volume] (Grand Rapids [i.e. Wisconsin Rapids], Wis.) 1857-1923, 1914-10-22
Seif-IntereSt.

Il believe III make Dolby a present
of dozen phonograph records"
why this surprising generosity?"
I'D rather hear him play the rec
ords I pick out than the ones he picks
out"
Wood County reporter. [volume] (Grand Rapids [i.e. Wisconsin Rapids], Wis.) 1857-1923, 1914-10-22
Plain Truth.

Your wife complains that you neg
lect her.
Il do from nine to five. l have to
earn a living between those hours
Wood County reporter. [volume] (Grand Rapids [i.e. Wisconsin Rapids], Wis.) 1857-1923, 1914-10-22
Nothing Else.

Have you got dollhouse on your
place, and what do you raise in it?'
We've got the hottest house in the
neighborhood, and my wife raises Cain
because she can't keep cool"
Wood County reporter. [volume] (Grand Rapids [i.e. Wisconsin Rapids], Wis.) 1857-1923, 1914-10-22
Not Bad.

My doctor allows me only one
glass of ale
i have a glass, sir, that holds about
q quart. Not SO bad, SIR murmured
the sympathetic Baiter-Kansas City.
Wood County reporter. [volume] (Grand Rapids [i.e. Wisconsin Rapids], Wis.) 1857-1923, 1914-10-22

;
For 81 years ". I. DOUGLAS has guaranteed the
value By having mis- name and the retail price
STAMPED On the sole before the shoes leave the fac
tory This protects the wearer gainEt Oh prices
for Inferior shoes OF other makes. ". /. Douglas
you could how carefully ". L. Douglas shoes
made and the high grade feathers used you would then
understand why they look better, It better hold Eer
shape and wear longer than other makes for the price.
If the w. j.. Douglas shoes not for sale in your
vicinity, order direct from factory. Shoes every
where, Postage free in the [. s. " rite for Illus
GFated EsstnIog showing how TO order By mail
w. l. DOUGLAS, 210 Spark ST. Broektou, Mssz.
Wood County reporter. [volume] (Grand Rapids [i.e. Wisconsin Rapids], Wis.) 1857-1923, 1914-10-22
And f1e [ zhsIl

As an Offset to the foreign wine that
cannot be shipped into this country,
the wine that was to be sent abroad
to be labeled and returned may be re-
tained.-Washingt Star.
Wood County reporter. [volume] (Grand Rapids [i.e. Wisconsin Rapids], Wis.) 1857-1923, 1914-10-22
Girl Baas Bio Brown Bear.

Chico, Cal.-Miss Katie Berdan of
Berdan, little settlement IN the Sec
ton of Chico, has gained an enviable
reputation as a huntswoman. She has
Wood County reporter. [volume] (Grand Rapids [i.e. Wisconsin Rapids], Wis.) 1857-1923, 1914-10-22
he Happy Farmer,

The farmer wears a knowing smile
And sees the statesmen day by day
Shed tears about his prospects while
He keeps on putting coin away
Wood County reporter. [volume] (Grand Rapids [i.e. Wisconsin Rapids], Wis.) 1857-1923, 1914-10-22
Psradoxfcal Result

Smiths own friends cooked up that
plot against him"
I suppose that touched him on the
raw"
Wood County reporter. [volume] (Grand Rapids [i.e. Wisconsin Rapids], Wis.) 1857-1923, 1914-10-22
Luck.

He's the luckiest man in town"
THAT so?''
eff his hat we're to be taken from q
restaurant rack by mistake it would
be by man who left better one be.
hind"
Wood County reporter. [volume] (Grand Rapids [i.e. Wisconsin Rapids], Wis.) 1857-1923, 1914-10-22

Kindness and politeness would be
appreciated more if they we're not
used so often as gold brick substi-
tutes