The Springdale news., 1914-05-01

While Route No. runs within two hundred yards of his house and the corporation line runs through his place and takes in his house yet he has Q go a mile for hs mail. Some things are handy and some not.
 The ballot box is the place to find out how many friends one Las and no doubt but L T. Lane and Gid aiahlEter found they had more friends than they thought for after the votes were counted NeR boss don't forget, the Nh te House is just over the hilI. do yau catch on Abe Lincoln WIS fal splitter Grant Has tanner Don't Worry is nIieht=WelI pleased and wishes all su cess in performing the duties Chat vii devolEe= upon each one of you.
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