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The Cairo bulletin. (Cairo, Ill.) 1???-1928, 1914-07-31
The Perils Of Pauline
SYNOPSIS OF PREVIOUS NTs"AA- TENTS.
resented by !

Pe5torej 20 consciousness by Harry
arr oSuIinc, n old nan telIsVe5 1t all
(: -stn NV !, later, he finds the Identical
bracels- on the n@nr1y's skeleton wrist.
He promises psrlln. oEo year to see Ilfo
and places her In the guardianship Of
Owen. A final heart attae,, gives him just
time to write on the doctors prescription
pad very BRET and simple will. Then
he dies. A fsHyeT tells Owen thai he
would have permanent charge Of Paullne's
vast estate If somethr. JhouId happen to
her before she marri1s. Montgomery
Hicks. race-track man, whispers a suea
gestlon e Owen, but the secretary efuscs
TO have anything to do with him, for the
time at least.
in spite of Harry's protest, Owen ar
ranges for Pauline 10 go as a pass niger In
an aeroplane race as the first of her years.
adventures. The day Of the race has ar.
rived, and Harry has not round a way to
prevent the rash experience,
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% Be Continued ksst Sunday, END
Dent Feraet-You Can See evssy
Episode Of "The periIs OF Pauline
In Wonderful Moving Pictures.
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and doctors who were hurrying
Ia and out whether the French
aviator would live or die. No,
body would stop to give him "a
satisfactory answer. There was
flap In the back Of the tent.
and through this owen caHti-
ously peered. He saw a nurse
with something that looked like
wet absorbent cotton dabblng
at a round black object.
Presently he saw that the
round object was the head Of
a man blackened by fire. Just
then the nurse looked up, saw
owens guilty face and gave
a l.l-le exclamation of dismay.
At the same instant owen felt
a hend grasp his elbow. With.
drawing mis- head from the tent,
ne turned quickly End was con
fronted by the RED face Of
Hicks, the blackmailer. coun-
sellor and dream messenger.
The secretary backed away
from Hicks with a face OF ter
TOr. In the shaken state of his
ugtortured nerves and his
guilty conscience it was all
owen could do to refrain from
Dreaming.
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Tia - 5p ane had dropped like stone
from Height tlat lorJ2de n0pe OF es-
CAP. Would she be III Jious ard ould
ht r.. time 10 give .nd receive a last
messagy % re b-fo"e her splendid
ycanS life vas qua~ched in the black blot
{. -eeth besides .rt~f here was fury in
the iunLers s9a4t wrath against owen
for enc, Tagging Jhlj o0ttyh and DANGER
Qua caprice, az inst che unfortunate
driver wac had failed to preserve his
precious freight, and against nature who
condemns every liyi-.g thing by one means
or al other to that same final failure and
wreck death
Gasping for breath from his exertions.
he was at last within a hundred feet OF
the ruin, and saw people lifting up the
engine and removing a limp figure. Just
then two people stepped In his way. He
did not turn ont but rushed straight at
them. rather glad to have something to
hurl aside In his blind anger. nor did he
notice that one was woman. Harry's
plunge carried him between them and
knocked both down, just as he had often
bowlcd over the interference" in his
football games. On he lurched. wonder.
ing vaguely at hearing his name called.
He heard it again and 1t sounded like
Paulne's voice.
He turned and It was Pauline
late-had missed that fatal adventure
Pauline realized her fortunate escape. She
was overcome with horror and swared
diz2ily and tainted
owen watched Harry lift Pauline UP and
wrap her in his arms with squeeze that
hurt But 1t was a hurt she loved and
though she sobhed as II her heart would
break they were sobs OF relief and hap
piness. Harry thought they were tears Of
pentence and that this lesson would be
the end of her year OF adventures. But
Harry knew not his Pauline
owen watched moment and then SUNK
away to follow the men who had lifted g.
blackened and broken figure from beneath
the ruined flyer The secretary saw the
aviator taken into the neat white hospital
tent which had been erected on the field.
Ovens schemes had been for nothing.
Pauline was alive and happy in her lovers
arms, and the secretary was no nearer his
goal Of permanent control Of her estate
than before. He was disappointed ana
discouraged man and a scoundrel, but he
was not so hardened that the possibility
Of having murder, especially useless
murder on his soul could be viewed With
Calmness So he walked to The entrance OF
the tent srd tried to learn from the nurses
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in Collaboration with the Famous Pathe Players
Written by Charles Goddard, >Gr
the Distinguished Playwright Misleading Lady" r.
Breaker" "The nfrom4h Sea-
The Holt County sentinel., 1914-01-30
Live Stock Notes.

fr0m ~, .io>.p PHI I.i," si.-h .Iouin,.l,
Cattle receipts were boosted her.
Wednesday, Jan. -, by u. : bowel,
{. Wilson and T.. Hewlett. big live
stock handlers Of Holt county, Mo.
The two former each sent In q one-car
shipment, while Mr.. hewlett turned
over two Ear loads,
+. j. Iiulse, John Hall and j. q
Weller consigned one.car shipment,
OF stock from Holt county, Mo-, fOi
Fridays session, Jan. %.
Is. Pearce realized outlet for a car.
load OF swine during Saturday.. Jan.
Ath, trading, Mr., Pearce, who is
listed among the regular patrons of
the local yards, generally consigns his
stock from Holt county, Mo.
The following shipments We're listed
among the supply OF offerings sen, in
from Holt county, Mo-, stockmen: W.
A. Mann forwarded a car load of cattle
and q load of hogs, James Wilson and
John Markt each a carload of catt IL
while Nc Donald Il NJ. and W. n. Meyers
each sent In u carload of hogs.
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o'clock. each day next week, except
Monday and saturday. This service
will begin and close promptly al the
time stated, We, who attended the
bible talks by the Evangslis, Bro, her
Armstrong, know how helpful they
we're Ia H., Come and attend these
Bible talks given by Rev. ". &. John.
son. W. feel they will he equally as
helpful! and inspiring.
Brother johnson l. not In the
EyangeliStic held. but Is a very sue.
cessful pastor, serving his iull time
where he Is sent, lie Is nov pastor al
winston, Mo, Ills sermons are splf-
itual, helpful and instructive. lie
speaks the truth a. II j. In Christ
Jesus and has a passion for souls.
Come and attend these services with
Us, brother johnson viii preach.
q. W. WEIDEMiEn, Pastor.
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Presbyterian Church Notes.

"Mormons," an illustrated lecture
on Mormanism, viii be given next
Sunday night. Colored pictures Of
Yellowstone Park, Royal Gorge, Nor.
mon temples and leaders, ETC.. viii he
shown. On account Of the revival
meeting In the Evangelical church,
this service will be the only other one
In town a. night, and will be In the
nature Of an overflow meeting.
There were hfty Al the Christian
Endesvor meeting last Sunday night.
Two new members were elected,
Eleanor Runkel and Ruth Markt.
Meeting next Sunday night at 6:ao.
All the catechisms we're taken last
Sunday. There will be plenty on hand
next Sunday AT Sunday school for all
those who wish to learn them and win
the prize Of a handsome Bible.
Preaching At II q. M, as usual.
There will be no prayer meetings
during the progress OF the meetings
At the Evangelical church.
The subscriptions to benevolence
are payable to the treasurer, Mr.. Guy
Cummins, at the bank.
Tie third division OF the Social
Circle will serve coffee at the home
OF NJ. II. Martin, Wednesday evening,
February ith, 1914, from TO p. m.
Charges lie.
r. A. CLAGETT, Pastor.
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M. E. Church Notes.

The special services are over. What
. blessing they have been to the town
and vicinity. Their influence has
been very far reaching. DR.. Arm.
strong and Mr.. True seem to have
been the right men In the right place.
They very greatly endeared them
selves to the entire community. They
will not soon be forgotten.
The great audiences kept up until
the very last. II was only necessary
TO announce a service to insure .
great gathering Of eager. earnest lis.
teners. The people came forward re.
gardless Of faith or creed and drank
In the beautiful Gospel a. 1t was 80
elopuently proclaimed by the evan.
gelist. The Old Story Of the Cross
never grows old or tiresome.
Tie women's meeting last Friday
afternoon was . great occasion In ev.
cry way. II excelled the mems meet.
Ing In numbers and the lecture Of Dr.
Armstrong on the "Decoys Of tie
Devil" was very graciously received.
The mothers, wives and daughters Of
the community spoke In the strong.
est terms Of commentator Of what
he said.
The services on Friday night we're
Of a very high order. The house. a.
usual, was packed to the doors. and at
times the interest was intense. Dr.
Armstrong preached a strong sermon,
after which many decided to stand
for God and the right.
Sunday will ever be q memorable
day In the minds OF all who attended
the services At the church. To begin
with We had 80 In the sunday school.
We scarce had room TO place the
classes. This was follow ed by Dr.
Armstrong sermon ON Heaven, a
most powerful sermon. There was
scarce y dry eye In the house when
the speaker had finished. our minds
we're carried In most eloquent and
beautiful way from the things Of this
cruel world to that HONE Of the
Soul" beyond the skies. II was =
precious service. At the close. seven
members were received into church
fellow ship.
The mass meeting IN the afternoon
too, was . great service. The
house again wAs hacked full. n waS
The Holt County sentinel., 1914-01-30
Land Excursion
to Bearden. Arkansas.
Tuesday, February Sd,
andTuesday, February
18th, 1914. Reduced
Rates. Inquire Of
F. L. TELLER,
Oregon, Mo.
Obituary.

The funeral services Of Mrs. Della
daisy Mcclure, wife OF !. \. Nc.
CURE. was conducted Thursday. Ian.
~, 1914, ut the Methodist church AZ
Forest CITY, by Rev, u, u. Small.
wood, In the presence Of host OF
friends, who came 10 pay their last
respects to one who had spent .
great part Of her life here In the
community. She WAS loved by all
who knew her. VAS Q good mother
and u devoted wife. The church
house was filled TO overflow Ing by her
many friends and relatives.
She was born March II, 1876, near
Oregon, Mo-, died January 10 1914,
In 81, Joseph, Mo. She WAS n
yesrs, 10 months and 3 days old. Her
maiden name Was Della daisy Kyger,
and she was married January q,
1905, to Mr., J. \. Mcclure. To this
union there we're born four children,
two boys and two girls, all OF whom
survive her, She Is also survived by
her husband, two brothers and
one sister. She was for 20 years u
member OF the Christian church.
Burial was AT Oregon cemetery.
Always ! see her In a sanity guise
Of lilied raiment, white as her own
brow,
When tirst kissed the teardrop to
the eyes
That smile forever now.
Those gentle eyes, They seem the
same to me,
As, looking through the warm dews
OF mine own,
] see them gazing downward patiently
Where, lost and all alone.
In the great emptiness Of night, bow
And sob aloud for one returning
touch
OF the dear hand that heaven having
now,
] need 20 much-4so muchl'
B. q. 8.
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Married.

Leroy Downing and Miss bora
flrensr. both ~ Mound city, accom-.
panied by Mr. and Mrs. ti.eher. of
the same nei,hborhood, cam. to
Oregon, on Thursday oi last week
January -, 1914. secured their mar.
rage license and were married at the
Methodist parsonage. by the pastor,
the Rev. \ u. Thompson; III. wit.
ness.s being DR.. Armstrong, Mrs
Thompson and Fred Cook. They re-.
turned immedia ely 10 Mound city.
where they viii make their future
home on farm. Just north of the
city, Joy be theirs.
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Wedding.

On Monday morning Of this week
Daniel Foster and VIVA Philips, both
Of Forest city, came to Oregon, and
were married by tho Rev. !. u.
Thompson. pastor Of the Methodist
Episcopal chu,ch OF this city. They
will make their home Ia or near Pores,
CITY, to which place they returned
ipnediately after the wedding. All
Sill wish them Joy and happiness In
their married life.
The Holt County sentinel., 1914-01-30
Woman's Union Program

February I'd, 1914.
DOMESTIC SCIENCE.
Roll Call Recipe.
Music Mrs. Grace DUNCAN,
Pure Food Mrs. Allen.
Music Miss Lillian Price,
Economy In Food" Mrs. Philbrick
Discussion-"liow shall we make
our brains save our bodiesy"
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Thomas Fitzmaurice Dies.

Thomas A. Fitzmaurice, one of
Forest townships excellent farmers,
died at his home, three miles north-
west OF Forest City, on Friday last,
January %, 1914, in the 55th year OF
his age. He was born In this county,
September Is, 1859. He leaves Q wife
and eight children, and . large circle
Of relatives and friends to mourn his
passing. The funeral was held from
the Catholic church In Forest City,
The Holt County sentinel., 1914-01-30

Mrs. &. ID. Iook and Miss Iook en-.
tertained At q tea, Tuesday afternoon,
January -. complimentary to Miss
Curry, a bride.elect. The rooms were
attractive with pink roses and South.
ern smilax, the refreshments carried
out the bridal colors, pink and blue.
Mrs. James Is. lIinde favored the
guests with a number OF solos. She
WAS accompanied by Mrs. Roy Kunkel.
Ia the receiving line were Mrs. Zook,
Miss Zook, Miss Curry and Mrs. ferd
Champion, Of Kansas City. Mrs. Tom
Cary and Mrs. q. II. Price presided
at the tea table. Others who assisted
were: Mrs. Fred Philbrick, Mrs. W.
n. Dawson. Miss Ina Botkin, Sirs. ID.
Il. Meyer, Mrs. Harvey Evans, Mrs.
W. u. Hinde, Mrs. e. y. Bunker and
Mrs. Cora Burgess, Miss Brodb.cs.
The Holt County sentinel., 1914-01-30
Society,".

The senior member ofTHESENrINRI
reached his sixty.ninth milestone, on
Sunday last. Ills house.keeper, Miss
Gusts Upperman, arranged . little
surprise on him for that afternoon.
All unknown to him she invited the
members OF the Odd Fellows lodge
and personal friends ofthe"D eaeon's',
" Just "drop In" during the after.
noon. a most enjoyable afternoon
was spent and Miss Gusta served
dainty refreshments.
The Holt County sentinel., 1914-01-30
February 23d. 1914.

February I'D, l9li
CIyUC IMPROVEMENTS.
Roll Call-"What can ] dog
Music Mrs, Rridgeman.
Housekeeping applied 10 the city"
- Mrs, Murray.
Music-Mrs. Morgan.
Discussion-"Civic improvement. 4"
The Holt County sentinel., 1914-01-30
PERSONALLY Conducted"
Excursions
TO California

Are you going to Cal.
ifornia? Do you want
to be extra comfort.
able on the trip at no
extra costp
Would you like to
have a first rate, good
natured. thoroughly
competent and we'll in.
formed conductor go
all the way through
on the trip with you. q
man who is especially
selected, and paid by
our Railroad Company
to look after your com.
fort?
Such Il man goes through
with each of our personally
Conducted'parties. We chose
men specially fitted for this
work. Men who are courte.
ous and kind, who have made
the trip many times and un.
derstand the art of making
people comfortable.
just call or write and let
me tell you all about the Per.
sonally Conducted, low fare
parties to California. that
have helped to make the
Burlington Ronte" service
famous.
j. II. Birmingham, Ticket
Agent, Burlington Route,
Forest City, Mo.
The Holt County sentinel., 1914-01-30
Program

NJ. h, W. +. NJ. s., February Il, 1914;
HOstess-MTs. Cook.
LeadeT-Mrs. Thatcher.
Chapter v, "Text Book Mrs.
Howell.
"I'hs Duty Of Womsn's Society 10
It's Aembers''-MYs. Evans.
"A Contrast" Conrad.
Mystery Box'-Mrs. KuHz.
The Holt County sentinel., 1914-01-30

The Sophomore class were not to be
outdone by the Juniors and Seniors In
loyalty to their former teacher, Miss
Curry, so on Tuesday evening. they
called AZ her home and MIR. Lester
Bailey, as spokesman Of the crowd,
presented her with a set Of silver
spoons. Miss Curry made . short
speech Of thanks In reply and then the
class hurried away, they said to study.
On leaving they gave nine rousing
"Rshs' for Miss Curry.
The Holt County sentinel., 1914-01-30
Evangelical Church Announce
ments.

There will he preaching each night
this week. Sunday morning and Sun
day night, and each night next week,
except Saturday.
There will also 10 practical Bible
talks, between the hours Of 3 and I
The citizen. (Frederick City, Md.) 1895-1923, 1914-04-10
NINE KILLED IN
A HUGE CA|SSON
WOrkmen Overcome BY Gas in
Deep Shaft.
NINE ESCAPED DEATH
Tragedy In Tube Under New Hanra.
han Bridge Across Mississippi
River-White Men Had Just
Relieved Negroes.

Memphis, feminine men were
killed and nine others narrowly
escaped death when a shaft leading
to the underground workings on the
foundation for the Hanrahan bridge
being constructed across the Mississ-
ippi here became filed with poisonous
gases.
Those rescued are negroes. Divers
recovered the bodies.
Cause of the gas formation is I'M
known. One physician stated the
bodies bore evidence of carbon-mon-
oxide poisoning, which might have
been formed through the burning of
the oakum and rubber lining on top of
the caisson. Another surmise was that
deposit of marsh gas" was pene-
trated in making the excavation.
The accident occurred about 100
feet inland on the Arkansas shore of
the river. The first intimation those
at the top of the shaft had that the
men had been overcome was when no
report had come from the descending
crew. Watson volunteered to go to
aid of the men and was overcome
while descending the shaft. The shaft
then was filled with water and the
negroes were hauled to the surface in
bucket through the supply shaft.
Before the last man was started for
the top water had reached his waist
He was Jim Daniels, shift foreman,
who refused to leave until the others
had been hauled to safety.
The citizen. (Frederick City, Md.) 1895-1923, 1914-04-10
NV wife Is a Great sufferer

from rheumatism, writes Walter
Wright, Druggist, Atlantic City, N. ].
Nothing helped her until she tried
Jones Breakup. Two bottles entirely
cured her and through her recon-
mendations l have sold great many
bottles. 1t has cured more rheumatic
troubles here than all other remedies
combined" No matter how bad your
case is, Jones Breakup will cure it.
81 per bottle or 6 bottles for S.. If
the 6 bottles do not cure your druggist
is authorized to refund your money.
If not at your druggist, write Jones'
Breakup Inc, New Egypt, N. adv.
The citizen. (Frederick City, Md.) 1895-1923, 1914-04-10
Million a Night for Fun.

A million dollars a night. That's
what proprietor Of Broadway hotel
in New York figures that the natives
and visitors spend for revel and pleas.
ure. 1t sounds fanciful, true. But
here's how he spends the million:
Dinners. $125.OO0; suppers and wine.
$125,O00; theaters. $4,000; taxicabs,
100000; hotels, $l75,0OO; cafes, flow
ers and other incidentals, 100000.
If there isn't million spent in the
Broadway district in a night" he
adds. what is left wouldn't enable a
man to have a steam yacht and a
country home"
The citizen. (Frederick City, Md.) 1895-1923, 1914-04-10
KILLS HIS FATHERS AssAILANT.
Virginia Youth Strikes Man, Who
Dies From Wound.

Luray, Va.-Arthur Turner, of Rock
ingham county, was fatally wounded
Saturday by George Orve, of Shenan-
doah, and died Monday The difficulty
started between George Orve, ST., and
young Turner at Orve's livery stable
in Shenandoah. The elder Orve called
for help and his son came to his assist
ance. Young Orve, it is said, struck
Turner with pick handle. Turner
left, but later he was found uncon-
scious along the road.
The citizen. (Frederick City, Md.) 1895-1923, 1914-04-10

Inc new fire engine recently pur.
chased by the Mayor and Council of
Easton for the Easton Volunteer Fire
department, has arrived. With the
addition of this engine, which will
throw two streams higher than any
pudding in the town, and new lot of
nose which has been ordered, the fire
department will be able to combat any
conhagration that may take place.
The citizen. (Frederick City, Md.) 1895-1923, 1914-04-10
WOMAN BURNED TO DEATH.

Mrs. 6rinton Prominent In Music Life
OF Philadelphia.
Philadelphia, Pa.-Mrs Ida F. Blin-
ton, for many years prominent in the
social and musical life of this city, was
burned to death when her clothing
became ignited from an alcohol lamp
with which she was heating coffee in
her apartment. She was 81 years old,
and was the widow of DR.. William
Bowen Brinton, of West Chester, who
died rs years ago.
The citizen. (Frederick City, Md.) 1895-1923, 1914-04-10

Attracted by his cries, neighbors
saved Neal Snowden, of Bartonsville.i
from burning to death in the fire which
destroyed his home. Snowden was
alone IN the house at the time and was
almost helpless due to stroke of
paralysis. The floor gave away with
Snowden before help reached him and
he had fallen from the second to the
first floor.
The citizen. (Frederick City, Md.) 1895-1923, 1914-04-10
ATTEMPT TO WRECK TRAIN.

Unknown Persons Beat Waterman
and Take Spikes From Track.
Washington, pam attempt to
wreck a train on the Baltimore and
Ohio Railroad near Snowden, Pa, was
made when unknown persons, after
beating the Waterman. w. L. Hill, into
insensibility, removed spikes from
rail. Track walkers discovered Hills
plight and brought him to . hospital
here, where physicians expressed the
belief that he might die before regain.
ing consciousness.
The citizen. (Frederick City, Md.) 1895-1923, 1914-04-10
SALVATION ARMY LEADER DEAD.
Wife Of Organizations Secretary Dies
In New York.

New York.-Mrs. William Peart, wife
of the secretary of the Salvation Army
in the United States and second to
Miss Booth in command of the army
in this country, died at her home in
Mount Vernon, N. Y. Mrs. Peart was
born in Australia IS years ago and was
one of the first women to exercise the
franchise in Australia She was active
in the movement for woman suffrage.
The citizen. (Frederick City, Md.) 1895-1923, 1914-04-10

The Court of Appeals has handed
down decision sustaining Judge Hen
derson, who decided that the franchise
OF the Hagerstown and Frederick Rail-
way Company carried the right to
manufacture and sell electric current
for commercial purposes within the
limits of Hagerstown.
The citizen. (Frederick City, Md.) 1895-1923, 1914-04-10
s,7s2, $50 EGGS FROM CHINA.
Most Are Consigned To Points In tho
United States.

Vancouver. B. C.-The largest con-
signment of Chinese eggs every ship
ped from the Orient to America was
received here on the steamship EN-.
press of Russia. The shipment, weigh.
ing 1000 tons, contains 6,792,360 eggs.
Most of the eggs are consigned to
points in the United States.
The citizen. (Frederick City, Md.) 1895-1923, 1914-04-10
PRESIDENT OF W. c. T. U. DEAD.
Mrs. Lillian M. N. Stevens Revered All
Over Country.

Over Country.
Portland, Me.-Mrs. Lillian M. N.
Stevens, president of the National
Woman's Christian Temperance Union,
died here. She had been i'll for sew
eral weeks with kidney trouble. Mrs
Stevens, who was born in Dover, Me-,
20 years ago, continued to the last the
temperance work to which she had de-
voted most Of her life. Her mind re-
manned clear and late last week she
was able to dictate correspondence in
connection with the duties of her Of
flee, which she had held since 1898.
The citizen. (Frederick City, Md.) 1895-1923, 1914-04-10
L Is Still Fashionable.

PA. what's poetic justice?"
The former president of bache.
lor club being married to a woman
who makes him feel that he would
rather lose his job than be late for
dinner furnishes a pretty fair sample
of it."
The citizen. (Frederick City, Md.) 1895-1923, 1914-04-10
He Understood.

and observe that we never let him
play except in the minor"
Il understand; he is so young!"-
lie Rire.
The citizen. (Frederick City, Md.) 1895-1923, 1914-04-10

Friends of Senator James S. Shep-
herd, of Cambridge, are urging his ar
pointment to the State Roads Commits.
sion, made vacant by the death of SEN
ator Goslin. Former Representative
William A. Percy, of Vienna, is also
being urged for the place.
The citizen. (Frederick City, Md.) 1895-1923, 1914-04-10

Constipation causes and aggravates many
serious diseases. 1t is thoroughly cured by
DIR. Pieree's Pleasant Pellets. The favorite
family laxative. Adv.
The citizen. (Frederick City, Md.) 1895-1923, 1914-04-10
Wronn 1 abel

Grocery Clerk-What is it, auntie?
Colored Aunty-Missus sent me for
two cans of medicated milk.