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The menace., 1914-09-26

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sho uitA % act 10 q furrlEl ccapot
over ne uhois psoris'
IN an saiisri.l ios -sons rhinrs
That ths geps Have Dons.- ne Los
AnEsles Herald ruiY and siEnincantiy
tays; ne 1caa are Faluabie 10 his
counirT because thcy believe In equal
~ and intepslceBcf. In sghooit that
teach facts spaft from any religious
isachlnE. In EoFerument that deals
sith snairs on thia PlAnet And refuses
alliance vita any reiigi0as thcory.-
one Catholic ssisr sees a great
light He tays hat The uay 10 meet
and dlscfedlt ne uncompiimsutAry
thinEs said and printed about Romans
and Romanifm ia Tor the nithful TO
I've On such a ,ray that their personal
Csthoilcity eil irruaistnbly rsfuts and
confuie them. Rather poudcruusly
aid. but Eood nevertheless u they
vouid only behave. there would b.
much lcss 70 say.
When q man enters your home or
place Of business a. trctl asSer.
statutory iaw luEiilcs you In using
sufficient force 70 remove him. In
Ike manner. when Rome trctpatses on
the free Institutions Of this country.
Americans are justified BY common
sense In rcsortinE 10 measures strong
enough 10 stop the trcspass. The viE.
or Of the defense properly depends on
the hhrshness OF the aggrcstor.
We are informed from reliable
sources that The Menace "a being read
by many members Of the Roman Cath.
clc Church who have rot asked or
received permission from their priests
10 do 20. We are also Informed that
such action By Catholics is purely
and simply sinful" How delightful Il
must BE- for a man or woman OF In
telliEencr TO be branded a sinner be
cause he or she fails 10 ask some ar.
rogant priest what he or she may read.
Il nov appears that one Of the Re.
man Catholic chaplains. who 20 into
the army for the personal welfare and
spiritual uplift Of the soldier. has left
the sheep TO accept a less strenuous
job as an atiache 90 the American En-
bassy at Toxic. Japan. l. Il 10 feed
the sheep and care Tor the lambs that
the papes demand these chaplaincies.
or Is Il TO get a start in politics and .
a place OF vantage for the Vatican az
foreign courts?
On the question Of what Rome would
do TO hcrctics II she had the power.
there seems 10 be a difference OF opin.
lon The Rev. Washington GLADDEN.. OF
Columbus, Ohio. says that she wouldn't
do a thing. but the saiuted Thomas
Aquinas, endorsed by Leo Nil and
Plus y. and whose writings are ap-
proved for use In papist schools, says
that they should do as they have done
In the past And we are inclined 10
think that St Thomas and the two
ropes knew more about popery and
lbs program than even Mr. GLADDEN..
You may depend on the papes to on.
pose any Improvement or extension of
he public schools The Rev. Father
bowling, S J. Of Kansas City con
lcmns In recent sermon The teaching
u domestic science. lie says that
gives the bCs, course IN that
subject. By similar process OF roa.
,Oning the Willy Jesuit might prove
hat the best way 20 learn TO read is
10 get n job ~ reader: a boy might
letter learn his istters by apprentice.
,hip 20 "a sign painter; and each can
Master mathematics by counting his
ynrcs Very PRACTICAL indeed
The menace., 1914-09-26
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a soft uructh away wrath
hut soft vU..- never checked a rclent.
less. barbaric and fanatical enemy.
Kyardinal O'Connell cables the new
pOpes blessing to the people OF New
England. We are now content to live
In Missouri.
II seems that Central America Is
getting ready TO resume revolution
The parliament Of Nicaraueua has per.
mitted the return Of the Jesuits.
Readers OF the Catholic press might
we'll think from the contents thereof
that poverty and peasant birth were
about the only virtues possessed by the
late Plus.
Westward the course Of Romish en-.
pire takes its way. There are now five
cardinal princes on the American con.
tinent: one in Brazil. one in Canada.
and three in the United States.
The widespread story that the pope
is a prisoner in the Vatican is on
par with the related fiction about the
Holy Ghost being locked up with the
cardinals while they are balloting for
a new pontin.
The Vatican Is about to make a con.
tribution to science. Its alleged as.
tronomer is TO photograph the heavens
and give the picture TO the world. n
he catches a corner OF purgatory in
that picture 1t will be worth seeing.
Matt J. Sullivan, a prominent Roman
Catholic, was appointed Chief Justice
Of the Supreme Court OF California on
Aug. is by Governor Hiram W. John.
son. Isn't II about time for the people
OF California TO give Governor Johnson
an appointment?
do intelligent Catholics think that
II would be a good thing to eliminate
Protestantism?" You will find the an.
swer, dear Doctor. in st. Thomas Aqui.
mas, approved Of the recent popes, who
says that all heretics should be ban.
ished from the world by death.
bitterness Of speech is not a GOOD
weapon for Christians to use" SAYS
oht VI Nuc dpoloblSNs LOT pOpeFA. JUST
so. Neither are guns and cannon good
weapons for a Christian to use, and yet
good Christians use them when forced
to do so in self and national defense.
Among the lamentations OF the pap-
list paragraphers is the declaration
that the criticism OF the Catholic reli.
gion In its teachings and practices, so
prevalent at this time. Is irritating and
disagreeable. From the dental display
OF the aggrieyed We should think as
much; but what have the papes and
popes done to place them above criti.
cisml
The higher-ups Of Rome are strategic
In getting behind their innocent laity
when called to account for their own
doings. II is now quite the thing to
refer 10 your good Catholic neighbors
as proof Of the goodness Of the papal
machine. But the goodness OF a dupe
does not establish the goodness OF his
deceiver.
II the anarchists were to set IN
popular propaganda and openly preach
the abolition Of all government. these
softspeaking palliators Of popery
would at once become "hysterical"
The menace., 1914-09-26

sncsncy ia al others. Ant not oal,
thaL. tut they are In q class Oar ahoF.
those e ne service no diFids tksl'
loyalty bstuesa tks unitst states
EoFernmsnt a1t he pope e Rene We
care aay tkat the nolticr vho uruatI
o. Cct and keeps kis powder try !,
popcry. scapuiart. min1culoun meals
and boiy bonea
Chapiain Fe.nier and the editor q,
the Array ant Nary Journal must thinf
haf the military and naval scrrics
Il pretty thoroughly Romanircd 20 ~.
Ter 90 ooutcmpiuously 20 a large num
Der IN that service. However that
nay BE-. the Journal has revealed its
position as an ally % Rome: and %
locate the enemy IL half the battie.
The menace., 1914-09-26
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Metz IL the capital OF Alsace. Ger.
man territory. One Koppes. a Roman
Catholic bishop Of Luxembourg. ad
dressed a congregation OF Roman Cath
olics az Metz and spoke about Free.
masonry. Il IL said. In vile terms and
accused the members OF the parlia.
ment OF Luxembourg Of reforming the
education OF that country "on Masonic
lines" which was. according 10 this
agent OF the Roman Catholic hierar.
chy. the greatest evil In modern
times"
Twenty-one Of ,he men concerned
sued the reverend 60 bishop. and he
was sentenced 20 pay a fine OF 10
pounds tabout S50) 10 each OF the
men he had slandered. But that was
not all he was required 10 do. He was
required 10 publish this judgment
against him In three German and In
three foreign newspapers.
lie was, Il seems, convicted OF lying
and compelled to acknowledge Il in the
newspapers. II was a Just punish
ment, not quite severe enough, but a
good precedent
The next thing. however is 10 see
whether he has been promoted TO an
aTchbishop's place on account Of the
persecution" for this will doubtless
be the name given 10 his punishment
by his colleagues OF the same stripe
New Age.
The menace., 1914-09-26

One of the planks in the Idaho Pro-
hibition state platform is: we Insist
upon the rigid separation OF church
and state as a fundamental principle
Of Americanism. We oppose the use
OF public funds for any private or sec
tartan schools. We also oppose the
commitment OF delinquent children to
any sectarian institution"
The menace., 1914-09-26

President Wilson has appointed VIII.
liam Francis Murray postmaster OF
Boston. Mr.. Murray. OF course, Is a
faithful Roman Catholic and a mem
Der OF Bunker Hin Council Knights OF
Columbus
The menace., 1914-09-26

Gummed stiekerS. like the above in
red ink. 500 for s5e; 1000, 4Oe. Can
not use stamps. Address box 4, Sta
tion r, Buffalo, \. y.
A pari Of the prccee,ls from the sale
Of these 'stiekers goes IN the support Of
THE MENACE sample copy fund.
The menace., 1914-09-26
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opium prrparaii1us fumss. patent smosss. 2 ac'
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The menace., 1914-09-26
CHICAGO PATBIOTS ATTENTION

ChItdGO fdIhfOIo AALENLiON
Persons iu Illinois desiring to form
local courts Of the Guardians Of Liberty
are requested 20 communicate with E. B.
Bigclow,. state organizer, Lockport, III.
The menace., 1914-09-26

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ne hsrnpiPe as well as a. ia nsVei
beea rupturcdr'
Why should you continue 20 &C
through life with the awful hnndicRt
q a rupturef Why be annoyed and
embarrassed BY awkward, unCoinfort'
able and Ineffective truaHea that ara
only makeahiftH AZ the beatf Why BE-
tenied 20 many OF the pleasures and
ioys OF life because the slightest vio-
lent eNortion may cause the truss &c
slip and the rupture 20 dlHplacef
DO not put up with these things Oct
Captain CollinEf abHorblnrly interest.
ing book and his free remedy that u
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The menace., 1914-09-26
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took tslln hoW
The menace., 1914-09-26

II the anarchists were TO set M
popular propaganda and openly preach
the abolition Of all government, these
softspeaking palliators OF popery
would at once become "hysterical." !"
The menace., 1914-09-26

The higher-ups OF Rome are strategic
In getting behind their innocent laity
when called TO account for their own
doings. IL is now quite the thing 70
refer TO your good Catholic neighbors
as proof Of the goodness Of the papal
machine. But the goodness OF a dupe
does not establish the goodness OF his
deceiver.
The menace., 1914-09-26
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The Topeka state journal. [volume] (Topeka, Kansas) 1892-1980, 1914-11-17
Globe Sights
By THE ATCHI0ON 0LOBR

Friends will warn you after you
have fallen.
Which feels the worst, being really
tired or Just lazy?
Half of the Statistics" men quote
never were gathered.
An artist is a musician who won't
play what people want to hear
No hero lasts very long. but the
football variety Is OF shortest dura-
ton.
Strange as it may seem. men
smoked pipes before matches came
into general use.
A defeated candidates efforts to con-
ceal his sore spots are possibly the
most futile.
1t is suggested to Jude johnson that
he ascertain the direction of the wind
before he spits.
Nineteen fifteen calendars are OF,
and are wearing less clothing than
any of their predecessors.
If a woman really admfres a man.
she will laugh at his jokes. although
she may not understand them.
When three or more men meet in q
lot Of foolish things are going to be
said.
When a man sticks out his chest
and says. Put up or shut up" he
thinks he has said something remark
ably clever.
The depot agent in a country town
doesn't receive pay enough to warrant
him in the notion that he Is the rail-
way company.
While we dfsclaim a disposition to
run another mans business, 1t occurs
to w that a successful surgical oper-
alton shouldn't result fatally.
The habit Of watching the clock
pose OF ascertaining how much work
. person can do before quitting time
The Topeka state journal. [volume] (Topeka, Kansas) 1892-1980, 1914-11-17
Jayhawker lots

Confidence in ones self doesn't
seem to win in an election. sagely sug-
gests the jamestown Optimist.
The Troy Chief notes that a woman
candidate in Republic county handed
out candy instead of cigars in her
campaign. and was elected, too.
Told by the Summerfield Sun: why
is a merchant who does not advertise
like a man in q rowboat?" asked the
student. Keeps going backwards"
guessed his friend. mo; he's trying
to get along without sales" said the
student.
Local improvement note in the Sum-
merfield Sun: The pool hall is sport
ing some new reflectors this week.
which are both artistic and practical.
They are long and narrow and con-
structed SO as to throw the light d.
rectly upon the tables.
Some of the Potpourrf served by
Tom Thompson to the readers Of his
Howard COurant: Not all the girls
who disappear are foully made away
with. Some of them get married to
bossy husbands. Studied polite
ness means more than learning to eat
without pOking your knife into your
mouth. She may keep it from
being generally known. but every wo-
man has to take a good cry about ev-
cry SO often. to keep herself in good
spirits and even temper. "A man
is known by the company he keeps"
Is an old saying. But 1t would be an
awful jolt on a lot of good regulations
IL we should Judge women by that
standard.
The Topeka state journal. [volume] (Topeka, Kansas) 1892-1980, 1914-11-17
G511R3E@41EE !
w e e y SQ 9 E1}{[J

We saw bears and birds of all kinds. and
camel and a giraffe with a neck so
head on or not: all saw were legs and
part OF his neck: could not see at the
very end Of it.
Bobby opened his mouth to ask a
question: but then he remembered what
Drusi-la said about interrupting her. and
he closed his lips and listened.
creatures that was frightened about out
Of my wits" continued DrusiiIa. that
nurse said. We must see the elephant
on purpose to have the dreadful happen
to me.
she had a bag of peanuts. and she
he reached out the longest tail. which
was right on his face. You know, saw
one once at circus-an elephant. mean
but 1 did not know they CO Id pick up
ANYTHING with that tail
They can. Bobby Jones. and after .
while while that nurse gave my ny little mother ,
afraid, and she held her hand and the
elephant took them with his tail.
But this Is where the dreadfuI adj
ped the peanuts. and she stopped over to
pick them UP. and that dreadful elephant
hight out my little mother's arms ana held Ella
me up over his head and then he tried to
swallow me.
who laughed. she screamed louder than
any one. and q man. ran up and hit that
elephant on the tail and he dropped mo
my little mother picked me up and
Rugged me and ran out Of that place /
wasn't to see one any more. they eat dolls.
and my Darlfns DrusiIla II scared. I
srhst nurse hsa 70 sbuv my little moth
Ter Ice cream and candy before she would
stop crying. She was aWfuIly angry and
I heard her say to another nurse an over
The Topeka state journal. [volume] (Topeka, Kansas) 1892-1980, 1914-11-17

confidence steadily revtving, with easy
money in prospect. there 10 good rea-
son to anticipate q progressive revival
in business and q further recovery in
security values.
Great Britain's moratorium expired
on the 4th inst, and without produc-
ing any commotion in financial circles,
which now justifies the belief that
there Is no longer any cause for ap-
prehension regarding the financial
situation in London or in this country.
London IL the worlds monetary CEN
ter, hence favorable conditions there
are naturally reflected in New York.
the financial center Of the United
States. Call money in London is now
1 Y per cent and the discount rate In
the open market per cent. The
amount OF gold held by the Bank OF
England now Is $345,000.O00. being
the largest sum ever held by that In
stitution. This showing by the Bank
of England. together with the money
rate in the. open market while the
nation is engaged in a general Euro
pean war Involving, 1t is claimed.
daily expenditure CT from $4O,OOO.OOO
to $50.000.000 by the various nations),
should relieve us CT any further I'M
easiness in connection with the finan-
cial situation. If London is SO COM
placent under the circumstances, why
should not business here go on smooth
ly and with increased confidence from
one end OF the ian to the other. espe-
cially as we are pr )vided by our crops
with an abundance Of all kinds of food
supplies for home use and for export.
and we also have the machinery for
the manufacture of all classes of goods
called for to meet the requirements of
the gigantic war. which gives us vir-
tually monopoly in supplying all
such needs at very remunerative
prices? This state of affairs cannot
fail to restore prosperity to this coun-
try very soon as well as create an
investment demand for our dividend
paying securities. What is needed in
this country at the present time is
more confidence based on our present
! superior position and condition over
all other nations. and more courage
! to strike out and seize the unprece-
dented opportunities now offered for
expanding
The Topeka state journal. [volume] (Topeka, Kansas) 1892-1980, 1914-11-17
Kansas Comment
rHE HIRINo or rIuLR.

x1z1 x4xxS4xS0 ~ 6A@seSe's
Not long ago The World advertised
In q city paper for . printer. Times
are pretty slack In the printing business
and many men are out Of jobs The
single insertion OF the advertisement
brought - responses. These were
carefully gone over and after sitting
out the nog0ods there were only two
left who would fill the bill. These
were hired by others before The
World could reach them by phone.
Eight Of the applicants wrote that
they were dissatisfled with conditions
they were working undef-tho boss
was unreasonable, the Job required too
close attention, or some other causes
equally poor. The applications of
these eight were Immediately dumped
in the waste basket. Seven who want
ed jobs had misspelled words in their
letters-and poor spelling among good
printera does not stand Four wanted
to move to better their health, and
who wants to run . sanitarium. Three
were working in had changed owner
ship. Possibly the FIRST act Of the
new owners was to remove rubbish.
Two more demanded such salaries that
evidently they thought they were fit
ted to be the head OF the government
printing ONCE. Two more sent SAM
pies of their work. The samples Of
printing supplied by two were Of the
ultra fancy variety, when this Is q day
Of plain. neat printing. One man
named II places he had worked in the
/ past five years and offered to send
names of additional shops. He evil
IDENTIFY wanted a position a. travelling
man.-Hiawatha World.
The Topeka state journal. [volume] (Topeka, Kansas) 1892-1980, 1914-11-17
QUAKER NEGOTIATIONS.
[From the Philadelphia Recori

tFrom the Philadelphia RecordJ
Bricks without straw-ice cream.
Pride goeth before q fall, and, this is
It's poor foot rule that won't measure
both ways. =. :.
The grain Spectator is singing Tn this
wheat, buy and buy" -
Many mans only aim In life is to get
other fellows half shot.
Hoax'I don't believe in dreams.
Dreams are lies" Joax-"Well. lots OF
people will lie awake. too.''
The fellow who tells a girl he loves the
ground she walks on isn't the only fellow
who wants the earth.
The difference between luck and pluck
Is the difference between our own success
and that OF our neighbors.
Elocution may be a good thing, but it
doesn't 90 Tar enough. 1t merely teaches
US how to speak. not when.
I'VE live and learn quoted the Wise
didn't want to know" added the Simple
Mug.
Nell-'Where did Mrs. Henpekke get
all her mannish ways? Belle-"Probably
from her husband. He seems to have lost
all HIS
Tommy-"Pop. What is tact?" Tommy's
Pop-"Tact, my son, 10 too often merely
the art of lying without being found out %
Blobbs-"That fellow Saphedde boasts
that he always says just what he thinks -
Slobbs-"Yes. and he doesn't talk much,
at that"
The Topeka state journal. [volume] (Topeka, Kansas) 1892-1980, 1914-11-17
MAXIMUM AND MINI1GU1a.

MAXIMUM AND MINIMUM.
Oh, what - this? 30 round and small.
hold It ip my hand:
A txtfling thing. tiny hall.
A very grain Of eands
Why, that, my friend, u medicine.
Prescribed with matches skill,
A mighty pellet, sugar-bound:
Why. that's the Doctors PHI!
And what u this? Rotund and great.
Too large for mo to hold:
Proportjoned like fat balloon.
And glitterfng with gold!
Why, that, my friend, you cannot hold.
As you will surely see:
That goodly lump Il outward bound.
For that's the Doctors Fec!
And what il this colossal thing
That fills my soul with awe,
Stupendous in its ample gtrth,
A monster in the raw?
Why. that Is plain dynamic FORCE
And plenty in reserve.
The puissant will that sends the DILL
Why. that's the Doctors Nerve!
Charles Irwin Junkin, In October smaf
Set.
The Topeka state journal. [volume] (Topeka, Kansas) 1892-1980, 1914-11-17
POINTED PARAGRAPHS.
[From the Chicago

lFrom the Chicago News.1
Homemade charity beats other
brands.
Tomorrow rhymes with borrow and
sorrow.
Every man gets a lot Of wireless
messages from his wife.
The woman who tells it all seldom
claims to know it all.
A dead past il one of those galvanic
freaks that won't stay buried.
Coal may be high. but after II 10
once In the bin 1t soon gets lower.
The man who goes to law may rest
assured that his lawyer will get JUS
tfce.
The dollar spent bucking the tiger
will never keep the wolf from the
door.
The true gentleman pays for his
wedding suit before ordering q d.
vorce suit.
Have a little sympathy for the chap
who lets famous woman marry him.
A man can never Judge by appear
ances-if there's another woman back
OF it.
Some men feel their Importance
otherwise they would never know
they had any.
Some men are as proud of what
they do an others are Of what they can
avoid doing.
A woman is seldom interested in
her husbands letters unless they are
marked personal
Only q married man viii deliber-
ateIy kiss a helpless girl baby. A
bachelor always takes q female near
er his own size. -
A colored philosopher says there ID
less luck In 4 rabbits foot than there
Il in chickens foot-pr0vid1ng the
rest Of the fowl = attachod