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Mrs. Grundy. (Tracy City, Tenn.) 1903-1930, 1914-02-05
THICK, GLOSSY HAIR
FREE FROM DANDRUFF
GlrlsI Beautlfy Your Hairl Make II
Soft, Fluffy and Luxurant-Try
the Moist Cloth.

Try as you will. after an application
of Danderine, you cannot find single
trace of dandruff or falling hair and
your scalp will not itch. but what will
please you most, will be after few
weeks use. when you see new hair.
fine and downy at first-yes-but real
ly new hair-growing all over the
scalp.
A little Danderine Immediately dou-
bles the beauty of your hair. No differ
ence how dull, faded. brittle and
scraggy, just moisten cloth with
Danderine and carefully draw 1t
through your hair. taking one small
strand at time. The effect is i'm
mediate and amazing hair will
be light, fluffy and wavy, and have an
appearance of abundance; an incom.
parable luster, softness and luxuri-
ance, the beauty and simmer OF true
hair health.
Get a rs cent bottle of Knowlton's
Danderine from any store and prove
that your hair is as pretty and soft
as any-that it has been neglected or
injured by careless treatment-that's
all. Adv
Mrs. Grundy. (Tracy City, Tenn.) 1903-1930, 1914-02-05
MOTHER LOOK At
CH|LD'S TONGUE
II cross, feverish, constlpated,
give California Syrup
of Figs"

A laxative today saves a sick child
tomorrow Children simply will not
take the time from play to empty their
bowels. which become clogged up with
waste. liver gets sluggish; stomach
sour.
Look at the tongue, mother! II coat
ed, or your child is listless, cross, few
erish. breath bad. restless, doesn't eat
heartily, full of cold or has sore throat
or any other children's ailment, give q
teaspoonful of California Syrup of
Figs" then don't worry, because 1t Is
perfectly harmless. and In few hours
all this constipation poison. sour bile
and fermenting waste will gently
move out of the bowels. and you have
well, playful child again. A thor
ough inside cleansing" Is oftimes all
that Is necessary. 1t should be the
first treatment given in any sickness,
Beware of counterfeit fig syrups.
Ask at the store for 50-cent bottle of
California Syrup of Figs" which has
full directions for babies, children OF
all ages and for grown-ups plainly
printed on the bottle. Adv.
Mrs. Grundy. (Tracy City, Tenn.) 1903-1930, 1914-02-05
SPELLING STUCK THE JURY
Point Of Information They Wanted In
VoIved No Great Legal knowl.
edge, II Judge Had II.

Here is one that was told at tea
given by Miss Geraldine Farrar, the
singer, when one of the party re-
ferred TO the judiciary and the pc
culiar cases that frequently come be
fore the courts:
Some time ago there was q homi-
eide case in a western court in which
there was considerable doubt as to
the guilt OF the accused, The trial
Judge seemed to share the popular be-
lief.
Gentlemen of the jury said he,
in concluding his charge, If the evi'
dence, In your minds. shows that
pneumonia was the cause of the mans
death, you cannot convict the prison
err
"Whereat the jury retired and In
about ten minutes the constable re-
turned and presented himself before
the Judge.
Your honor he remarked. the
gentlemen of the jury want some In.
formation
Ion what point of evidence?' asked
the Judge.
None, Judge was the rejoinder of
the constable, They want to know
how to spell pneumonia" Phil.
adelphia Telegraph.
Mrs. Grundy. (Tracy City, Tenn.) 1903-1930, 1914-02-05
Calumet the Secret Of Economy

The high cost OF living nowadays, and
the way prices are steadily climbing sky
wards, Is making economy In the kitchen
even more important than It was in the
good old days of our thrifty ancestors.
But how to achieve economy? There's
the rub
In many lines, It depends almost en-
tirely on the housewives knowledge OF
foods and on her watchfuness--bu for
tunately. in one line, baking, economy
can be made almost automatic by the use
of the famous Calumet Baking Powder
Economy In baking as every good cook
knows, depends not so much on economy
in buying the materials as on the success
of her bakings Failures mean waste
bigger losses by far than the savings she
makes In buying, And the fact that Calu-
met absolutely prevents failures and
makes every baking successful has made
II the favorite Of every cook that seeks
to be economical. In other words, Calu-
met Is the secret of economy in baking.
II is the purest, too--attested by hun
drcds OF leading physicians-and as for
Its general quality, 1t Is enough to say
that Calumet has received the highest
awards at two Worlds Pure Food EXPOSE
tions--one In Chicago, ILL.,. and the other
In Paris. France. in March. 1912 Adv.
Mrs. Grundy. (Tracy City, Tenn.) 1903-1930, 1914-02-05
GAS, DYSPEPSIA
AND INDIGESTION
"Pape's Diapepsin" settles sour,
gassy stomachs in five
minutes--Time It!

You don't want slow remedy when
your stomach Is bad--or an uncertain
one--or harmful one--your stomach
is too valuable; you mustn't injure It.
Pape's Diapepsin is noted for It's
speed In giving relief; it's harmless
ness; It's certain unfailing action In
regulating sick, sour, gassy stomachs.
Its millions of cures in indigestion,
dyspepsia. gastritis and other stomach
trouble has made 1t famous the world
over.
Keep this perfect stomach doctor In
your home-keep 1t handy-get large
fifty-cent case from any dealer and
then IL anyone should eat something
which doesn't agree with them; II
what they eat lays like lead, ferments
and sours and forms gas; causes head
ache, dizziness and nausea; eructa-
tons of acid and undigested food
remember as soon as Pape's Diapepsin
comes in contact with the stomach all
such distress vanishes. Its prompt
ness, certainty and ease in overcoming
the worst stomach disorders is reve-
lation to those who try it.-Adv.
Mrs. Grundy. (Tracy City, Tenn.) 1903-1930, 1914-02-05
Making 1omorrows
=U1OrLd==
BY U4LTER WILLIAMS, LID.
D~"sf1 ShoS JOumahm afas Unhs"Ay
U1OrLd:
THE NEW POLITICAL IRELAND
BY W4LTER UILLI4My. LID

whom it can aid. and from whom 1t
can receive aid"
Commons Sure to Enact Law.
Tomorrow's world is to have a Brit
ish United States, with federal CAPT.
tai at London, if MIR. Balfour's noble
dream finds realization. In the mean
time, Ireland is to be a self-governing
division of the present British empire.
Twice the parliamentary act effecting
this result has passed, by considera-
BILE majority, the British house of COM
mons. Twice, by an equally decided
majority, it has been rejected by the
British house of lords. When passed
a third time by the commons it be-
comes a law despite the opposition of
the lords. The majority party in the
house Of majority par
ties" is more accurate. as a coalition
of Liberals, Nationalist and Laborites
is necessary to form the majority-is
pledged to pass the Act before another
general election. Unless something
unforeseen occurs, the Irish Parlia-
ment at Dublin will come into being
early in 1916 or before. At which all
Ireland will rejoice-all but Ulster!
listers Resistance.
The one obstacle to the immediate
accomplishment of Home Rule is, of
course, Ulster. Ulster comprises nine
counties of the north of Ireland. Bel
fast is the commercial center From
Belfast and the surrounding country
comes the chief, indeed practically
the only serious objection to IBme
Rule. Led by Sir Edward Carson, the
Ulstermen are pronounced in their op-
position. Volunteer troops are being
drilled, provisional government sepa-
rate from that of the rest Of Ireland
formed and also by the so-called 10y
alists. who resist autonomy for Ire
land, preparations made for the resis-
lance by force to the acts of an Irish
National Parliament. They will not
submit, they declare, to rule from
Catholic Dublin. There's the fly in
the ointment-Catholic Dublin.
The Professionals of Ulster profess to
fear some legislative or executive per.
secution from a Parliament at Dublin,
large majority of the members OF
which will, of course, be Catholic. The
Catholics, on the contrary, assert EN-.
Mrs. Grundy. (Tracy City, Tenn.) 1903-1930, 1914-02-05

must be watched. Little Marie has
thrived especially well on DIR. Cald-
wells Syrup Pepsin. Mr., Dey consid-
ers 1t the right laxative for young and
old and has found none better for
young children.
The use of DR.. Caldwell's Syrup Pep
sin will teach you to avoid cathartics,
salts and pills, as they are too harsh
for the majority and their effect il
only temporary, Syrup nepsin brings
permanent results. and it can be con-
veniently obtained of any nearby drug
gist at fifty cents and one dollar bot
tie. Results are always guaranteed or
money will be refunded.
Families wishing to try free sam
pie bottle can obtain it postpaid by adj
dressing DR.. w, b, Caldwell, 203 Wash
ington ST, Monticello, III. A postal
card with your name and address on
1t will do.
Mrs. Grundy. (Tracy City, Tenn.) 1903-1930, 1914-02-05

ioui -ioiu lodus' grouped general
ly the ways of change and progress
are political, agricultural, industrial,
social and educational With the first
the world is best acquainted Politi-
cal progress in Ireland, as interpreted
by the overwhelming majority of
Irishmen at home and abroad, spells
Home Rule.
Irish Parliament Assured.
Ireland, always temperament, is to
become also a nation. That is the
meaning Of the Home Rule bill. Home
Rule for Ireland, agitated for genera
tons and, since Glandstone's day, a
clogging issue in English politics, is,
apparently, to be accomplished. Even
its opponents are saying, in private if
not in public, Let's get this thing out
of the way and give the imperial par
lament at Westminster a chance at
imperial affairs. The advocates Of
home rule are talking of the work be-
fore the new Irish parliament at Dub
lin and how the members Of the new
parliament will go about it. For home
rule for Ireland, stripped of all the
verbiage of the parliamentary act,
merely gives to Ireland a legislature
which will make local laws for Ireland.
1t takes Ireland out of the place of a
District of Columbia or an Alaska,
without power to enact local legisla-
Mrs. Grundy. (Tracy City, Tenn.) 1903-1930, 1914-02-05
FACE FULL OF PIMPLES

Rufin, N. C.-"My face became full
OF pimples and blackheads, and
would itch, burn and smart. The skin
was rough and red. was really
ashamed of my face. My arms and
back were affected almost as badly.
The pimples would tester and there
would come dry scab on top. The
trouble caused my face to be disfig-
ured badly and the itching would both
er me SO could not sleep well nights,
especially during warm weather.
THE trouble lasted me three long
years without anything doing me any
good until friend told me about Cuti-
cura Soap and Ointment and then l
decided to try them. After the first
application | could see some improve
ment. After using Cuticura Soap and
Ointment two weeks l did not look
like the same person; most of the
pimples had disappeared. At the end
of four weeks l was completely
cured" (Signed) Miss Mamie Mitch
ell, Jan. 9, 1913.
Cuticura Soap and Ointment sold
throughout the world. Sample Of each
free, with 32-p. Skin Book. Address post
card "Cuticura. Dept. L, Boston. ADV.
Mrs. Grundy. (Tracy City, Tenn.) 1903-1930, 1914-02-05
Indians First "cubists" (9)

Lone STAR" art instructor in the
United States Indian service, claims
that "cubist' art originated with the
American Indian some 200 years ago.
Among his collection of Indian art,
says American Art News, specimens In
the common figure of the eagle, shaped
square and totally unlike an eagle yet
Immediately impressing the observer
that 1t is one, which, declares Lone
Star" is the height of the "Cubist
art.
Mrs. Grundy. (Tracy City, Tenn.) 1903-1930, 1914-02-05
Terrible Dilemma.

Our friend Tom married recently,
says contributor to the Boston Tran
script His bride, being from the Pa
cific coast, where thunderstorms are
rare and moderate. became terrified
when a genuine eastern "riproarer"
broke loose, and she sought safety in a
closet.
Presently came scream from her
place of refuge.
whats the matter?" inquired her
husband
20 Tom" she answered, half-crying.
alflaughing, I'm afraid to come out
because Of the lightning, and I'm
afraid to stay in here because there's a
mouse"
Mrs. Grundy. (Tracy City, Tenn.) 1903-1930, 1914-02-05
"And Again, My Brethrenl"

A certain small girl, YEARLY listen
ing to long sermon by minister
who had the odd habit of drawing In
his breath with an odd whistle, whis-
pered to her mother that she wanted
to go home. The mother, expecting
the discourse to end, momentarily, re-
fused permission. The third time this
happened the mother said, II think he
will stop now in minute To this
the child answered in clear high
voice, mo, mother, he isn't going to
stop. l thought so now for three
times, but he has gone and bowed
himself up again"
Mrs. Grundy. (Tracy City, Tenn.) 1903-1930, 1914-02-05
Park for Millionalres.

Plans for the transformation at an
enormous cost of the 14,00O-acre Palos
verdes ranch, overlooking Los Angeles
harbor and the Catalina channel, into
one of the most magnificent residential
parks in the nation for American mil
lionaires, are being made. Frank A.
Vanderlip of the National City bank Of
New York and his associates recently
purchased the tract for $1,750,000 for
this purpose. The plans as they now
stand promise to involve an expendi-
ture of 100000.
Mrs. Grundy. (Tracy City, Tenn.) 1903-1930, 1914-02-05

phatically that there is no possibility
of any such persecution and that the
Imperial Parliament in London would
promptly and properly interfere were
it attempted. Should the British gov
eminent yield to this resistance on
the part of Ulster, as does not now
seem probable, Home Rule for Ireland
will, of course, be deferred. Settle
ment by consent" through compro-
mise, if any change is made in the
present Home Rule. appears more like
". That a majority of five-sixths
should not rule seem incredible from
the American viewpoint, but MAORI
ties are not always conclusive in
Great Britain.
oransemen Minority in Ulster.
The Orangeman--the Protestant VI
sterman-is really not an Irishman,
but a transplanted Scotchman or the
descendant of transplanted Scotch
man. He brought his religious faith
with him, votes it on election day, car
ries it in procession at political meet
ings and holds himself aloof from the
overwhelming majority of his neigh
bors. He is in a minority even In the
Ulster counties, but he has on his side
the larger share of the wealth, the
education, the culture of the province.
Appeal to Force Will Fall.
Hearing the Home Rule bill discuss
ed at Westminster, listening to the
political addresses on the Twelfth of
July--the chief day of Orangeism--
at Belfast, and talking with Unionist
and Nationalist in club and street, the
conclusion is suggested that the real
root Of Ulster opposition to Home
Rule is political demagoguery and
clericalism. The majority of the
Scotch, Welsh and English voters and
Mrs. Grundy. (Tracy City, Tenn.) 1903-1930, 1914-02-05
QUICKLY RAN DOWN GHOSTS
Unimaeinative Physician Robbed So
ciety for PsychcaI Research OF
Good Material.

What chance has ghost nowadays?
the family in the face of such PERM
cious inquisitorial activities as those
of the Boston professor who investi-
gated Back Bay mansion most con-
vincingly reputed to be haunted? Col
lier's asks. Unpleasant and forbid
ding sensations had been the por-
ton of tenant after tenant. Asleep
and awake, they were oppressed with
alarm, melancholy and even paraly-
sis. Vague but horrifc apparitions
floated before their eyes; their ears
were afflicted with terrifying noises.
to their beset imaginations "the sheet
ed dread did squeak and gibber"
throughout the place.
Every circumstance of CHASTITY mys-
terry was present until their arrival
from the Massachusetts institute Of
technology a pedagogue bearing the
unimaginative name of Schneider. Pro
fessor Schneider asked a few ques-
tons, shifted the air, and sent for
the furnace man. The furnace man
fixed the furnace and that fixed the
phantoms. One and all, ghoul, ghost,
goblin, wrath, specter and banchee,
they vacated the premises and return
ed to their home limbo. They had
been born Of poisonous gases escap-
ing from the defective furnace.
Most ghosts probably do leak out
of bad fiues and pipes. This contribu-
ton to demonology will commend
Schneider to plumbers and owners of
haunted real estate, but will never
earn him membership in the Society
for Psychical Research.
Mrs. Grundy. (Tracy City, Tenn.) 1903-1930, 1914-02-05
Good Bowels Are
An Aid to Growth
Growing Children Need a Mid
Las0fiue 10 Foster Regular
Bowel Movement.

AS a child grows older 1t requires
more and more personal attention
from the mother, and as the func-
tons of the bowels are of the utmost
Importance to health. great attention
should be paid to them.
Diet is of great Importance, and the
mother should watch the effect Of GER
tain foods. A food will constipate one
and not another, and so we have
healthy food like eggs causing bilious
ness to thousands, and wholesome
fruit like bananas constipating many.
It ia also to be considered that the
child is growing, and great changes
are taking place In the young man or
young woman. The system has not yet
settled itself to it's later routine.
A very valuable remedy at this
stage, and one which every growing
boy and girl should be given often or
occasionally, according to the individ-
ual circumstances, is DR.. Caldwell's
Syrup Pepsin. This is laxative and
tonic combined, so mild that It Is
given to little babies. and yet equally
effective In the most robust constitu-
ton. At the first sign of a tendency
to constipation give a small dose Of
Syrup Pepsin at night on retiring, and
prompt action will follow in the morn
ing. 1t not only acts on the stomach
and bowels but its tonic properties
build up and strengthen the system
generally, which is an opinion shared
by Mr.. John Dey of Bloomfield. N. ].
He has a large family and at ages
where the growth and development
Mrs. Grundy. (Tracy City, Tenn.) 1903-1930, 1914-02-05

ton but legislated for by congress or
parliament, and puts it in the place Of
Illinois or Massachusetts or Oklahoma
with it's own local law-making body.
The analogy is not exactly accurate,
but fairly so.
United States of Britain.
Home rule may be we'll defined, in
deed, in a quotation from one of its
ablest opponents, who, speaking on
another subject and discussing the
British empire in tomorrows world,
said:
Il cannot help thinking that as we
in England Rave now thoroughly rea'
lized in every one of these great com
munities that each is to manage its
own affairs, carry out its own life,
make its own experiments as freely as
If it were an independent political en-
tity-as that is truth thoroughly I'M
derstood by every politician of every
party in every one of these several
communities cannot help thinking
that upon that solid basis we snail
build up something which the world
has never yet seen. which political
dreamers in the past have never yet
dreamed of, coalition of free and self
governing communities who feel that
they are never more themselves,
never more masters of their own rate
than when they recognize that they
are parts of a greater whole, from
which they can draw inspiration ana
strength; and that each lives its own
life and is most itself when 1t feels
itself in the fullest sense a self-govern-
ing entity which yet has a larger
whole to look to, whose interests are
not alien to 1t, on whom it can rest IN
time of trouble, from which 1t can
draw experience, to whom it can iook'
Mrs. Grundy. (Tracy City, Tenn.) 1903-1930, 1914-02-05
Established Motor Speed Record.

A motor speed record has been es-
tablished between London and Monte
Carlo by Mr.. James Radley. Leaving
London on Monday at ITO in the af-
ternoon he arrived at Monte Carlo at
3:14 on Tuesday, having made the
journey in 26 hours and 4 minutes.
or about 371s miles an hour, improv-
ing on the attempt made few weeks
ago by another Englishman to the
extent of three hours and IL minutes.
Mr.. Radley was accompanied by two
other gentlemen and mechanic His
sister left London on Monday by the
II a. M express and reached Monte
Carlo on Tuesday, her journey TAX
ing one hour and ten minutes more
than her brothers..
Mrs. Grundy. (Tracy City, Tenn.) 1903-1930, 1914-02-05

five-sixths Of all ireland have calmly
decided that Home Rule is to be es.
tablished in Ireland and the frantic
appeal to force in Ulster may hurt the
heads of Catholic workmen in Belfast,
but it will not stop the setting up of
the Parliament at Dublin
When one goes beyond the state
ment of the facts of today TO suggest
the story of tomorrow entrance is
made into the realm Of prophecy. Yet
even entrance there must be adven.
tured il the making of tomorrow's
world is to have full consideration. AT
least a glance across the threshold
may be taken.
No Persecution, Says Asquith.
Upon the third reading Of the HON,
Rule bill in the House of Commons
Mr.. Asquith. the Prime Minister, said:
Because We have faith and trust in
the patriotism and common sense of
our Irish fellow citizens, We do not
believe there would be any danger
under Home Rule of either religious
or political persecution or oppression"
If, he added, the opposition could show
there would be a real danger Of this
kind, they would have not only the
Governments sympathy, but its sup.
port. The reply of the Ulster Protes-
tants is an emphatic refusal to accept
the Prime Minister'S conclusion for
ihnU N ~
in the past and present history of the
Nationalist justifies it in holding the
opposite conclusion. And there the
case rests. Whether the five-sixths
of the Irish people represented at Dub
lin are to be bad boys cannot be finally
determined until they get the chance
to be bad boys. The Parliamentary
bill gives them the chance.
Relics of Irish Parllaments.
In the National Museum at Dublin
are the robes worn by the Right Hon
orable John Foster Baron OrieD, the
last speaker of the Irish House of
Commons, the spe ker's chair and the
mace, the symbol of legislative au-
thority. These will be used by the
speaker of the new House of Com
mons. After the British Parliament
had abolished the Irish Parliament the
Irish speaker was asked to hand over
the mace to the authorities in Dublin
Castle. He declined, saying that he
would never surrender the mace to
any one but the body from whom he
had received it. Entrusted to the
Dublin Museum for safe-keeping, 1t is
today the property of the speaker s
| descendants.
John Redmond Probable Premier.
Armed with the symbol OF authority
the new national assembly will take
up the work of legislating for its own
| people John Redmond, the National.
list leader, will doubtless form the first
Irish ministry. He belongs by birth
and training to the landed class and
all his instincts are towards modera,
ton. The Nationalist. now a SOLID
body, will divide in their advocacy OF
protection, free trade and other poll
cies. Measures for the agricultural
Industrial, social and educational
amelioration of Ireland now of ne
cessity receiving scant consideration
in the Imperial Parliament at London
will have large attention Ireland al
Dublin will administer, well or i'll only
the future may show. her own affairs
To those who believe that self.gov
eminent is better even than good gov
eminent, tomorrow's world will be
improved by the political coming
the new Ireland.
| Copyright. 1918. by Joseph b. Bowles.l
Mrs. Grundy. (Tracy City, Tenn.) 1903-1930, 1914-02-05
Cauuht.

Mrs. Peck--John Henry, did you
mail that letter?
J. Henry-Yes, my dear. I-er-held
it in my hand all the way to the mail
box. didn't even put it in my pocket.
/ remember distinctly, because
Mrs. Peck--That will do, John
Henry. / gave you no letter to mail.
Judge.
Mrs. Grundy. (Tracy City, Tenn.) 1903-1930, 1914-02-05
Didn't Suit Small Boy.

After spending few weeks last
year at a watering place, where he
took his daily swim in the open air
pool of warm sulphur water, little
fellow was this year at the seaside.
In his tiny bathing suit he gazed out
over the vast ocean in silence.
Then he protested:
I'm not goin' in. Dat amt water
for boys; dat's for boats"
Mrs. Grundy. (Tracy City, Tenn.) 1903-1930, 1914-02-05

Du blin, Ire
land.-Old Ire
land, nearest of
the British Isles
to all America
and dearest to
m any A m eri-
cans, Is being
made new, to the
JOY Of those who
yet dwell on the
ould sod" and to
the equal Joy of
the t h GU s a nds
who have depart
ed to enrich 9TH
er lands. There
Is a new Ireland
slowly rising into
view upon the
worlds skyline.
The TRANSFORMED
ton is along