The farmer and mechanic. [volume] (Raleigh, N.C.) 18??-19??, 1914-02-10
MR.. DOOLEY ON OUR DIPLO MACY
BY FINLEY PETER DUNE.

PSSt5oNS fAAfiBhe0 Win tn tink1lnE Nv |
tn bells on tn COWS bein' dhriyen IN
pasture be Numbers iy parlymint. He
said that P~OOsylanyans an us were
brothers, or anyhow cousins; that we
spoke tn same dilect; that tn same |
blood cOorsed through our veins, |
America, he said. claimed a half in
Unrest in their ciliybrated pete, Hook.
heimer. while in Wurruks iv such Poo. |
sylvanyan authors as Myerowitz, Wyn.
zeyzky, an Pdutch were read as Gag
erly ia Ioway as in tn land iy their |
birth. He gloried in tn fact that
George Wash'nton, Abraham Lincoln,
an Willum Sulzer were iv Poosylan-
yan extraction. He said it was too
early Ia voice: It's half past four"
an 1aughter1 to discuss a threaty
which he was a%rangin', but he hoped
IN a few days to o that Poo.
sy1vana wud remove tn jooty on our
plckallly an We Wud let in their
smeerkase free. Whin hat great
charter, that pact ~ peace, is com
tons will march hand in hand an
arm in arm an check be jowl.
spreadin' a gloryous example iv broth.
erhoOd throughout TIL wurruld an
DARN tn jealous powers to come on.
Here he stopped to weep. It is
| wonderful how quick he has adopt
ed tn American diplomatic custom iq
"OOPll . We S0Q 411ui u116 morse.
radish without shown TIA Taste emo
ton, but now he can't mintion TIL
frindship between our country an
this cabbage garden without sobbin
as though his heart wud break.
There's on'y wan thing that both.
ers his ixcillincy,' an that's his har-
ness. As yet might say, it's tn on'y
fly in his vinegar. Befure he come
over here he took tn advice iv tn
sicrety iy state an bought himsilf a
swalioWtail suit firm FelsenthaIs
thinkin' he'd on'y have to wear il
afther dark. But tn other day a fell
low come up to tn house dhressed
like a dhrum major. There's an Ole
assistant sicrety who's been here FL
forty years. His jooty is to take tn
raw mateeryal as it's handed to him
on tn hoOf, teach him how to act
how NANNY ~genu1exions to make be.
fure TIA king, what kind iy pants tx
, wear at diff parties, tow him on
t iy the rifle pFisi1ce whin his majest,
5 becomes restless, kick him in tn an
kle whin he f'rgets tn polite use +
tn knife, an gin'rally to attind to al
: thin important little details that &c
mints sfrindsbips between tn power
Z: an prevints vars. Hello" say
e Pickles whin he see Tia la-ad with
e soord at his side 81 a bearskin mui
, on his head. Here comes tn kins
I had no idee his majesty wud be s
a prompt. Show him in an do We ru-
up an tell Augusta to slip on some
2 thing an ON down an see him" h
says. THAT is not tn king, ye'e
ixcillincy,' says OF Ttiket- That's wa
iy his ekerries come to invite We
Pickles, II s'pose I'll have to 60, a.
is though it grieyeS me dimmycratic SOL
to be a~ssocyatin' with such relics j
\. ~barbariSm,' he a
That night he took me aside Al
says he: Tommy" he says '@let
frget about ye'er iKcillincy an Mi.
D. her Sicrety an talk as we used
n befure we left Gwad's WI country
re he says. "All right, Pickles." says
8: He shuddered a little, but wint O:
n. Eye are a smart fellow" he says, "a.
le I'd like We to find out something
~ me. That old Manual iv Table MAJ
ners at tn embassy has been teaii
me what I've got to do toTnoTrah. E
=, says whin 1 enter tn kings prism,
n, rud Charge Whin told I can get ,
ne I must advance on tia right foot, ma
ia in thre bows to tn right an three
tn left an eight in front till ( arri'
Nv at tia throne, whin I a let down II
left leg again. Well, that's ali rigl
A certain amount iv RESPECT is joo
er tn sovereign iv a frind1y power an Z
"a not tn kind that believes ia hatunti
n! In American flag in tn faces iv FIJI
er riners. / will perform amy kind
as gymnastics that is customary In sho'
" In RESPECT FL his majesty SO long
amt asked to do D. head spin. 3
to there's wan thing Tve worried abo1
is This here fellow tells me l will Ia
g to wear me dhress suit at wan o'c1o
,r- in tn afrhernoon. Dye s'pose tina
ina right? 1 wondher is that OF IA
IN thryin' to kid mel I wisht ye'd
~. out an see somebody an find cut
Ter me-" he says. So I whit oyer to
'ut Eyetaiyan legation an found a fri
to iv mine thai I've beer iarnin' mocke
off ka. lis this on tn leyel?" says
q; 1T u.s." says Luigi That tn dnra
ina cry he'll have to hang On himself if
ic- don't expict to be shot at by a smith
iy Attn gate But says I, "he sc
lie he'll be ashamed iv himsif.' "Tha
tn way an American ~azneassada
tn ought to feel in tn prisince iv a ki'
-~r~ Thu no. " G.