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PRIMARY REFORE.

; One Of the best things that>we have
seen on the question OF protecting the
primary is the following from w. II.
Wallace, editor OF The Newherry OBJ
server: *: u" ,s:.,"~%a
The Observers doctrine Is that ey-
cry democrat 81 years old and white
should be allowed TO vote IA the pFi1sl-
ary eleetion-once and only once. It
also holds that nobody should be al
lowed to vote under 2t years old.
Which means, that The Observer
does not favor any amendment 10 the
democratic rules as to voting except
such as viii secure q fair election. II
anbody opposes q fair election, II
means that he. wants to cheat. There
can be no alternative to that proposi-
tion. ~: ..,{ \,
~ Tne simplest and best way to secure
n fair primary election is: - -
III. Redhire every voter to be o
member of.the democratic cIstb OF his
warnsor his community. Y.
%. Have the club rolls flied with
the, clerk OF court q reasonable length
Of time, say 80 days. before the prim-
asy, where they may be subject to;in-
speetioh and where anybody can get a
copy by paying the usual fees for cops
ics OF public records: - = - 's,rs
g. Let these club rolls 80 fllss be
the poll iist6 at the election. &.s
Is there anything unfair abest tiist /?
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All. TnRoTeH TnR NIGHT.
The ShriRers WIN Have No fine, t0
iEsi :!'fI Sleep. Ia 4tlaRta. -. w

Atlanta, Neg 1.-The days are going
to be "a hours long and there; aren't
EcsE= Ec!sE= = ksGs- G4sah::.s =hs= .tts
Shrine cahEentinE opens aaa9.s Il. this nssy
May H.. .1,. 81 -.
]. The round Of festivities and func-
tions leaves no time. ut all for. sleep?
ing, and the man who participates In
all OF 1t is:going to meet himself go-
ing home when he comes down town
In the morning. ~, is
Potentate Forrest Adair has trans
mitted to the street car official q for
NAL request that the street car service
be run all night and 1t is understood
that the request, which is more than
justified. by the prospeets, will she
granted ss -Ss.z
The lighting question has long since
been settled and the Great White
Way hghts will blaze from sundown
to bright eunup. go that PeachtFee,
whitehall and the other IiaaIn thor
oughfafes will be bright as day all the
way round the clock. 81
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JOHNSON is HoSoRED
Pfesident on winthrop 10 Direct I'd.
II .iueatlaliaI Congress-. .s,5,

Rock Hfii.i HAY 2.-rbe president 5t,f
the National Education. association
has appointed o COMMITTEES OF ten,
from the 'va nembers OF the Nae
tional Ed on association to take
general charge and direction OF organ
king o speclali eopgTess for the great
Pnnama- Pnasfic International exj,ol
sttsonata ta aet in cooperation. With the
bareaif spf conventions Of the expo
slton ;,i Z. sl,E5s ~ 4. n s, & ~ q
Anopg the names OF the. ten sap-
p9lnte from, tE SSYhoie OF the unitefl
States Z be name OF DE-, Henry
81 Pfttchsl s pres ont Carnegie .eoun<
datton; President. nenIaI1in Iie5
Wheeler Unirersltv OF california;:
Chancellor Frank Strong, UniyerslEy
df lSanaasR Rresideilt Stralson BROOKS.
University af Osla.i and PresI-
dsrt u. tB. JohRaoa OF Yiathrap Co.'s;
lege. ltit.f & sy q ,tt X 8
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THE lIExfGAN nkTT.ROAps.
GohsfderabIa iSiItlht Es. tz Whit Sort
~. q C6ndillea the Pro les : .s
fFfoni me WaIi Street Iourpai. !

q Sinle uf the lSistinaaI RAILWAYS
Of Mexico are not iSkorEned as TO
ghet1 the, fntssoceaai lliFe pgs the
Nats0nht SYSTEM ~ SILL beihg ,6rerat4
ea.A The fntef0c can % tlie line he
tween Mexico City asfi d Vera Gftif,
where the United States has aaann1ed
control. s 3; sis.s
!: ~ tllIls El61 an ne ~
vesa. .....sas.. s.iasas sssasseYn 70 szexiz
GO - : : s,sS7 II S 49,
present tine. aieaae of tFan8bOfta+
tioa are moi avail tlaEie The. Ward stifie
A4eaesess aVei le4as tgeys Rortss es..s
yntias {srl Vera Ctuss have 8baen char
kased Byi the U1Ited Slafea ooreFn.
sent end the calling Hchedpia at me
company naturally has been CON &
81 !. broken np. One F iTlo aseanaefa
os tho eoSapa are a. sea, ana sstesfi
dIsgrsi ti0a on arrival s. not known
at the pFekee5 tlsne s
stand, fIl popt tation e ~
4 eoitst pass ser Sisie il DroSDBsk
nntfl early fn Hay. =
5unt prior 20 the conameheenent Of
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TWO TRUE BLUES

=
South Carolina. has reason to be
proud OF two Sous who are somewhat
in the public eye at present, although
both are so modest as almost to be
|maidenly. One is, DR.. Rupert Blue,
surgeon general of the United States,
and the other Is Resr Admiral Victor
Blue, head of the navigation DEPART
ment of the United States navy.
Or, Blue; was the surgeon ct the
port OF Norfolk during the jamestown
exposition and many South CaroIfn-
i1Ils met him then, a modest, thought
full, and considerate gentleman, proud
to be known as a South Carolinian
and eager to do what he could to add
to the comfort and pleasure of the
South Carolinians whom he met. He
won distinction as the man who ran
the rats out Of San Francisco and
thus ayerteG the serious and threat
enihg danger from babonic plague be-
ing brought in by rats on steamers
from foreign ports. DR.. Blue has
done other sIgnEA work in the intAr-
ests OF the health IF the country, but
that one achievement, when he acted
|courageously aud in o business-l!ke
manner made aim the power that he
|ihhtoday in medical and health SER
Vice Of the country.
Victor Blue, who has not heard of
hiin7 There was nothing spectacular
or theatrical or dashing about his
great service to the country in the
war with Spain, but there 10 no, doubt
that his exploit OF riding q mule
around the Spanish army caused the
almost bIoodless victory of this eoun4
try over Spanish arms. Lieut.. Blue
rode around the army and mapped
its position SO carefully ard SO sxaet-
y that Genera; Shaf:5T w5s5 5Iia1i5 III 9 !;
to know how to move against the
|wenker positions of the enemy end to
crush .TcFal in one fight. The bat
tie OF Santiago harbor was made q
great victory. also. because Of q the
reports of Victor Blue! This quiet,
urtnssuming. but gallant and unfait-
ering South Carolinian is now, q rear
admiral IN the United States navy
.aily rs at the qeal soe tho naval zha4
reaI IN Svssnington. IN chas 6f ae-
fIons figEting, We believe he ,Wpnld
ask to be relieved of Ibis bureau posi-
|tEOn and sent TO the fishtfHs Done. y
aTheRe@twor ihplehdid young men are
sons of Capt. j. @. Blue Of Marion,
1 aaembsr ofSthe wallace House, z the
house of Representatives which wrest-
q the control or the, government or
this state: from the rchher aanl esg
1e76, and Capt. Blue was "a member
- the commit ~iiei4 xaosasi tn
tremendous frauds. . 49, s.l5
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I -. eHs
difficulties last week, the National
Railways of Mexico was operating O
fraction over 56 per cent OF the total
Syateta Two weeks before th6t, near
ly e5. par cent OF the system was in
operafion.
For the greater paPt OF the past II
to Is months an average Of 80 per
cent of the total, National system has
been In the hands or the rebels. The
company during this time sueeeeded
Ia Keeping open the lines from MeXi-
co City to FreBnillo on the division TO
TorEeon and to Saitillo by way of San
Louis Postosif and likWise the lines
from the Capital to Manzanille on the
Racific coast,
The company has operated inter
mittently. the lines. to Matamoros and
between Monterey and Tampico.. y
About 80 per cent OF the Inter
oceanic line between Vera Cruz and
Mexico City has been in constant opar-
alton. A portion OF this system, the
old roundabout road from CampeEo
to Puebla, AteHcingo and TemamRtla
has been out OF the company's, con-
troll the greater part OF the past year.
This division rliAs through the ter
ritery infested 8y the Zapatistas.
Just what, damage has been sustain
ed by the properties In the hands OF
the rebels is, of course, not known.
The extent of the damage wrought
to properties north and south
will not be known until peace Is re-
stored and an inventory is taken.
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fresh courage into the hearts OF the
EeE8ns and with Remember the
Alamo" ias their sIogan, they met
Santa Anna and his Mexicans upon the
immort&i, field OF San Jacinto, close by
the present enterprlsing city Of Hous-
ton and gave them the worst thrashing
that any army ever received on a bats
tlefield. p
The Texans, under grand old SaEa
Houston numbered 500 the Mexican
force being about twice that figure, and
what happened Is concisely told in
Houston's report to the governor of
Texas:
Mexican loss, 630 killed, 208
wounded. and 7S0 prisoners-against
Texan loss OF two killed and %
wounded"
Notice the wonderful disparity be-
tween the killed and wounded on the
Mexican side,more than three killed to
one wounded; when the ordinary rule
even in hotly contested fights, Is Ave
wounded to one killed. -
Evidently those Texans meant
business" when they went ont
to meet Santa Anna that morning.
Nearly every Texan killed his man.: TO
say Nothing of the wounded and prfs4
oners. Only S2.of the 1000 Mexicans
got away. 70
If the whole story of war is able "a
show smarter battle thansthe Texans
put up at San Jacinto, will someone
be kind enough to point out the time
and place2 q
San AJaeinto made Texas a free reS
public and the Lone Star Flag todk
its place among the other banners :og
the independent nations. 9S
~ Texas IN the Union.
II was already manifest destiny
that Texas was t0 haec0TIie part "a 0s III the c
United States, member of the great
political sisterhood to which, in all
ESSENTIAL ways, she was SO nearly re-
lated.
But politics, especially that part OF
1t which revolved about the exciting
subject OF slavery, kept the Texas
overtures to us ut. arms length for q
long time. Almost Immediately after
the establishment OF her independence
the young republic Knocked for admis-
sion to the Union, but time and again
the dUur Tefu55iaa &c oii;SSS;s -
i5Finally, however, Congrees ashamed
OF fits delay, invited her TO come III,
and on February 10, 1895, j; Pine ckney
Henderson Yves elected. goSefnor, and q
month latek Sam Houston aha Thomas
). Rusk. took their seats iiI ethe senate
of the United States..es.
ft was q prize such Is seldom comes
to- any ration IA inhgnifi cens fterritory
$1,000 square miles larger than the
whole German empire. larger, than all
France with Sweden Norway, Holland
and BeigtAnI 9nroHfIls me an ssifiu iuire, IN
fact, capable with .its. ms tent re-
sources of taking care OF a. population
ofa hundred million e6sls. :aern1aiy
already has $4,000, ,0Oea and Texas is
richer than Germany. Hta.s - E
II is no wonder that, Mexico got
wrathy over what she considered the
theft Of her splendid province It was
quite human and natural that she
shcs:la have DONG &c.
I'm the, second chapter, which will be
given in tonorrow's Georgian, che
causes that brought on the Mexican
waE will he f.ns ana e!ses!= TT=II:=st.-===... TT=II:=st.-===...
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sENTflIRST F0R FRANK
Is Believed that He VIII Now Get His
HIS ItI5eFta. -. a.

HIS LtheFty. ~ !. i.
,ss Atlanta, May 1.---1n the confession
of Rev. G. b. Ragsdale thai the de-
Tenders Of Leo n. Frank bribed Etifi 10
Eyseae:. he heard Cnnlag ennGezll the
murder OF Mary Phagan; ;Is believed By
many People to be the beginning OF
the end IN thin, famous case. ;3i.a
At the time when Detective William
j. Burns wSS employed ial the Frank
case there was decided aud maSiifest
IFeyeFsion os public opinion In At
lanth; public doubt OF Frank's gtiilt
reached ~ high pitch and ekpressions
that he ought TO have q new trial, not
only in Justice to him, but that, In or
der thasttiie good name Of Georgia
might be kept staiaIesBs came from
men es ssnch iligf1f staR dsaS that their
HauttEes could not be- d1Rbted.s This
news aeryIee sat Il hat. time faithfully
epdea ayored 20 fspaEt the facts In Il.
unbiased way. ~
Today sentiment IS sEinglnE back
IN the other direction! Many 0f the
men WHO have expressed doubt in the
guilt OF Frank or believe In his infso-
ceEee are 81 on sefi by the facts that
have come otst fn eonnecti6n with HE
explod ding 1of the STORY OF ConIer's lsIII-,
atEiaaFy 3cslnse seesiont .y js.I,7 Z &
essdg Of EeYaAas and aezectfFes In
teressez q: ss.e E,:sss.ssss &c &c TIC
aEs3sfodAF eiiSieAsaSink Ia shift tiiS a.
sFSfsFiFfisity. ef TsisFs ant fore .zsisssSI
RaRsdnle n1ede the false I'D faavitn, ,but
no effort whateYer jg betng made TO
sassSat E4Sshe aofenS ffact that tfle am
daytt sMhEe falee. sgsg 4
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nate Odicer in the Philippines, he
swan stream and to9k 50 priaoneys.
4 few days later he built a raft and
crossed another unbridged stream,
and with his comrades drove the enemy
which was $500 strong, from en- un-
trenehea position. For that no was
made brigadier. He was sent out 20
capture Agufnaldo, He ,obeyed orders
and though superior 0ticeTs% thought
u iinpoaible, he, brought Aguinaldo
back with him.
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s4a : s.lan. IlalI. AZ

10 a ttas-ss1alI1 amend
s.aas slss sales.ssi
5sstt 10 SdH1td l5fft = itlsi ID t5T. 5EE5t
conpa1ies 20 deposit feaeSve fnuds
q, other stale banks or truss oESlas
@anses sss state Eksea sach snsassssS=s 81 81
pernflttalf bg stata laws Wse favor
Asiig reported 10 the senate today BY
sSTisses Gs-sSss aaiees Inn narriad the
hsneheEnea ger 4 slsS ,!sisl 4;
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Suffs I aratle ~ Il6sI

Bogtons{ 3iGY SfSnian stl ffssi-
gettes here % the nam Of a.00Oi
Eiax chesl today .tilressgk crowded
streetst It was tilSt fsst slo
cf women ia the hisEofe oi New
giaEa hn Foele ssaa, iiheG ~ IS
TIE pgyasIers were received by tsoSsef4
nor Welsh. 9i n .s. g n
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'.,' SMITH sgnO0h

For the inselitSeHaEr:
With your pefEiIesion, wish to give
"a synopsis Of The en- ertaininent given
AZ the ssaith scheoE BY, the efficient
principal, Miss Ifeae Blacllnails TAX
ing everything into consideration It
was o grand success. N a-is
The smith chcol1occupIes medium
ground between the famous schools
ae lebanon and iiehVeEg and OF course
have had to- fight for every inch OF
ground iE ordersto fiilsup the gap sep
EaEating those two favored schools. Fa-
yored Because OF the number Of p,l-
nils. and tho wealth SURROUNDING each
OF them. There were enrblied at the
Smitl. school this last year; so orsmore
pupils, divided hetweenl Miss, Irene
EBiacltmaiI as nFine lpal and Miss Ma
IRie GaTfisen as Aept tassistatlt.;
While We have an sne-tpsdate school
house. It was taxed 10 It's utmost ca
Pacity to accoEod date the crowd gath
cred there for che entertainment and
even then 4 d0uIss if ali cetld Gat ihs.,
y Tie j oily band was there to, furnish
The next. piece, . Professor Jansls's
ives not finished because the hour wss
lgSasVing late The bieee was TO pre-
sent The trials Ola rural teacher. rs
How Hes Pop3ed the Question was
sthoroughlY eaieged. especially by the
younger set. fafr
The last Fecitation was wen Feeltei
-It told the school Ghlldrens hewsto
be I polite. ~ =. q q str y ,ss
IAStssS=. ts.es =. 8 land played Dixie.
g. 4 n$aliaf tf1a fsfifiapcaS8 srafnes nnk
sss=cc.n che s....ss: ss..scl sggsE make Itself
felt. before mnny years -ai.aIt have
rolIe1 around. o ), ),
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IlI.s.s.Il. fa.EEii.iETI.aa q. iPinsstsIIEI..- 3 !
- - -
Ipartanbnre Journal. .

When New York Herald cent
out9aHe 70 eeatcfi fol: David livingston.
tie only order gigeK :. was .Sfs,&
he @=ssssssssii::ti @=sssssssii:i - General reel anbtoh
for him When q isate s0Ei an 81
Eleingat0n," u hAs been suggested
that u the president vents Huefta
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0pe North CarosInfan KNEE sAaat Her
if S. Z, Hurt BY D Tra5n. 8
3.t-sr@ ID,

AieAmcna, "A III .:sO - . q tSs5 s
7Snf Rnyhere, O.. as :.:s !. !,
II >z4l.ss CO ss.sss!s.s
swas perhaps fatalIy ] III: l.esls taiss :af
itefncon when they were sSriiak by d
shifting engine on the Eicsmdtid.
Fred cksi,nrg and I'ot0nlae Raiifead
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& Following is the program for com.
mencement. day at Jones High School
Friday. Nav 10TH. 1914; ~
s Js EfTu55F. &
= Music.
Reading-"Two Little Welcomes"-
Maggie Hill ana James Graham. =.
Motto--ClaiboFEs Dunlap.t
81; Muaic!i say
Reading-"Plans'sAI.ittle girls and
boys. ,aa.
Reading-"Little Keys" = Charley
Morrison, 80,
Music.
ReadinK-"Lets, Laugh and Be Jol-
tp,,---I aura. arah.s.a..,s.....---a.,, .... .s
Reading-"Wouldn't You"-1ohnnie
F@ fu Music.
i. .Et,adinE-"A Arithmetic Nifflie fill,
Reading Temp pefapeaH ~ Harold
Mofrisohc. ss
Reading Our lone little boy
and two little girls. i9 a.i;r n. Il. 4
SONG Anleric School.
Play" strictly CONFIDENTIAL Girls
Heading rhs Eellow with GrIt''--
Tolhmie Jones.s ii b Ii n z; al 3,
zse 80 y u ~ Fsl ~ : -ts1tlSleg gISss -ss
Pantominee eapas NY God To
Six Girls y ,fssssS :, h..
= Reading Doubtful John'--FranlI
Morrison. -..a
5on--''The Lovers Quarrel" Cecil
Dunlap and TonlEnia Jones. 4
Readlng-~iR Billy, He's in Trouble
Curtis Hill. .gz,..e..i i, .,
Ia, y .isfasie.
ng-"-Juner--Myrtia Dunlap.
q Reading Hustle and Grin"-sIones
Graham-,. &S si -. ~,
.imsiG
Fiay-.'neat II it=:;--4siris ana Boys,
Reading-"Gond Bye%-Six Little
Address-Lieut. Gov. Charles A.
Smith,. Timmonsyiile, 8. G. ..,,.., /.
D. -! Music.
Address Hon. Eichard I. Manning,
Sumter. 8. c. .S,E.t. ..+4
Address-Hon. r. A. Cooper. Lau.
rens, s.. C. .sy sl
!: Music will be furnished by the
Band. -, 3.
, BASEBALI.---AFTERNOON
C5kssbuHy vs., Princeton.
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(HoeiE HiIt I'rIarala.

) Tic CataNfbn RI are beikS rA@
'crnll q to. war st ID aRSf IEill he
ready 10 80 A. the fy1rt s5aail the call
comes, Can the Inteltig igencef promise
as much for the Anderson ebnapan49
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GOULDS TO SELL
THE Nj. p. ROAD?
Kuhn, Loeb & Co., Said To Be
J Prohabls purchasers-Roth
Sides Noneonnittal
(By Associated Pressf

New York, April 30. .4zs;rcumstantfal
rumors that ccRttol OF the Missouri
Pacific Railway She Backbone of the
Gould railroad system, is in process
Of transfer TO, important banking In
terests were revived today In the O.
nancief; district. They were received
With some credence from the fact that
expert engineers and accountants are
believed to be making Rn exhaustive
examination of the property. ...
Kuhn Loab 6 Co., are the bankers
mentioned in connection with the re-
ported change of control. Members
Of that firm declined TO affirm or deny
rumors connecting their name with
the project, but 1t is known that they
long have been willing To take over
the financial management or reBpon,
sihility of the road, should the Goulds
express their willingness to Telinquish
their, stock interest. .E ,-,.-
Gonlds E8n.C8mmlt4ai
Representatives of the Gould fam
ily were .nonscommittat on the sub.
,5ect, except to say that their interest
ins Missouri Pacific hes chiefly in thc
bonds OF that road, and allied lines. II
vas denied for the Gonlds that the re-
cent heavy selling Of Missouri Pacific
sg&s, for account CT any member OF
that family. rr.i-s,s !,
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Par Censlaissianeis

%. g. Hnbsora 81. sendf Springs Ras
iik the city yesterday and stated thst
ta expects TO make the race tiiff
summer cor townsllp cofnniIssiinsf
he iRspi son of the we'll known ,eitizssi,
Thos. P. Hobaoh.
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Hg aes cen sT GGooe.:. 8
PraeticaI yosser Ii Atlsnta IsA'f Jsk.
tfag Any hfiiaFes ,a =

Atlanta, May Z "A practical Joker
got, his yesterda1 when ID II. BOilea
o. EIaulptdn street tAFaslsea s. SCs Turk
Es.leeo sos stoe ,s IS foSs y mol,
( Tuck, NOS satisfied with the or come
OF the Joke, mad Honea arrested and
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a. GESE ~ aikR r lEEbfs

PhiiAaet asss4i iss ez,s ee.zssssSS;sE; ssssSS;sE;
s ten tons of milk the equivalent
be more than Il $40 pounds Sf
z butter IN q year, 81 thesWOEidsa
I record nrodnction OF tho Gnera-
{ aey COW Nas. IlIlEna.R owned :
Dy - b. CasseitSs,aS. 6eyWyn,
near here. E6E. the 44esss lss9fslyss; J.
ended yesterday, thR cows rec
: ord was 1861 ponnds oS Ulsik
or l .073. ~ poyls dss q Autter tat.
The gross earnings or the ani-
nal. fes the year; ere nearly
{ $500, 3,5, y
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the case will be tried this morning in
pOllce5 court, ,s- ~ - ,,-,rs.5st,, ~
Honea says he didn't recognize the
action as joke, and didn't know
whether Tuck was trying 10 stransie
him or cut his throat.
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OUR LAST WAR WITH
kGEXESSSA

Written Especially for The Atlanta
Georgien.) a4
(This conciseN hfstory win be COM
pieted in six instalments, to be pub
iished consecutively.)
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l.EsInfs COW RARNs 500 .

2. 8 5 "a . . ) . 20 8 . . !
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Jones High School.

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The daily telegram. [volume] (Clarksburg, W. Va.) 1901-1926, 1914-09-18
THE DAILY
n OV LIE T TIE
sNAGGLE's PREDICA0IENT.

Waiter, 1 CANT drink this soup!"
called Rameses Snaggle angrily.
What's wrong with you-I mean
what's wrong with it?" said the
waiter TREMENDOUSLY, for Rameses
Snaggle was as usual thing big
Upper
can't drink it," cried Snaggles, so
loudly that dozen diners at nearby
tables laid down their implements OF
eatfare and raised up their eyes.
9TH call the manager" quavered
the waiter. and did so.
What's wrong with the soup?''
asked the manager.
"I can't drink it!" persisted
Rameses Snaggle.
"I'I call the cook" said the man
ager in troubled voice. and he did
so. The manager hated to have
Snaggle annoyed, for he was one Of
those rare customers who did not mo-
tice when you short-changed them.
''Vot's der matter nit der soup?''
queried the cook.
81 can't drink it,
"Vy?" asked the cook.
tAh, that's the question I've been
patiently waiting for. Because, you
poor simps. have no spoon"
The manager told the cook to tell
the waiter to get him a spoon and
soon the pleasant sound of Rameses
Snaggle drinking his soup could be
heard all over the restaurant.