La Junta tribune., 1914-05-02
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'sWhers = ~ barber vho ussd %
hsvs the end chair?'' asked the Gus
toner.
1--WE had 70 let him 60" remarked
Ne boss. 'He had too much tai
sat."
.whaddysmeau. taient:"
.Oh. he got 70 he would illus
trats his stories with cuts when he
shaved customers.' replied the
boss.
"whst 10 the meaning Of the big
~ on the dustpan." asked the new
maid. The naughty butler replied.
.Damsei. the d displayed on the
dustbln denotes that the despairins
domestics Of this detached domicile
desire that the deserving dustmen
during their daily diversions Will
deem Il their delightful duty TO dis
lodge deliberately and deftiy the dirt
and dust deposited In that disagree
able dustbin.''
The culprit was brought before
the police magistrate. charged with
impersonating an officer.
what have you to say"
II am Innocent" said the man.
what did he do!" demanded the
magistrate Of the officer.
what did he do? What did he
do!" exclaimed the policeman ex-
citediy "He did enough, lie tap
ped three times st the door Of \ a.
loon on my beat and when the bar
tender showed out glass Of beer.
he took II and drank II. That's what
he did"
To the great god. Buddha. came
representatives OF the Catholic. Pro-
testant and Jewish religions to pay
him homage. Buddha. very much
flattered. told each Of them that II
they would express n wish Il would
be fulfilled.
What do you wish" he asked |
nAoh hx.Il
GLORY" "You shall have IT," said
Buddha.
Turning TO the Protestant. What |
do you wish." Money" was the |
answer. you shall have H."
And your" to the Jew. II do
not want much.' said he. give me
the Protestant's address,"
Twenty-four yesrs ago In Ia Jun
q: The massive doors Of the cool
es opened last night 10 welcome .
benighted dcnisen who had been
star-gazins through = peculiarly con-
seructed glass that had 10 be filled
every time you look through Il. He
Will gaze this morning at the mo-
bile face Of the court.
The Can Can flashed the first Ice
cream Of the season yesterday. (can
Can IL one swell name for . soft
drink refreshment parlor. what:D
A crazy puzzle GaG known as "Pigs
In Glover" has struck town and ev.
esybody Is working the "pigs."
A former Tcrre Haute shoemaker
10 running = saloon. lie used To sell
boots and shoes. Now he sells booze
and shoots.
Ex-Governor Francis Of Missouri
once said the following Of ncwspa-
pcrs: Each year the local paper
gives from $500 20 $1,000 In free
lines TO the community In which Il
b located. No other agency can or
will do this. The editor In proper
tion 10 his means does more for his
town than any other ten men. and
n all fairness he ought TO b. sup
ported--not because you like him or
admire his writings. but because the
oocal paper IL the best Investment .
community can make. Il may not
- brilliantly edited or crowded
With thought. but financially Il IL Of
more benefit 10 the community than
The preacher or teacher. Under.
stand me. I do not mean mentally.
and yet on the moral question you
Will find most Of the local papern
- the right side. Today The edit.
en- Of the local papers do the most
for the least money Of any people on
earth.
Luis Terrasas owns Ten haeleadas
- farms In chihuahua whicA have .
oetal ara Of two thousas1 slties q
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