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Honolulu star-bulletin. [volume] (Honolulu [Oahu, Hawaii]) 1912-2010, 1914-09-25
PROF. Won LUSCHAN
RECITES HISTORY OF
ANCIENT HITHTES

Before an audience of leading local
educators, clergymen and represents
tive business men at the Uniyersity
Club last night, Prof Felix Won Lus
chan, noted anthropologist and mem
Der of the faculty of the University of
Berlin, Germany, told the story of the
Hittites, the ancient Hamitic race OF
Asia Minor and Northern Syria. Pro
fessor Won 1uschants lecture, which
was illustrated with mary beautiful
lantern views, was delivered in hts
usual convincing manner, and sIffi.
GENTLY devoid of technicalities so as
to make his presentation of this an.
cient race easily understood.
AS an introduction, Professor Won
Luschan dwelt briefly upon his five
excavation expeditions 90 Northern
Syria, bringing out the revelations
which crowned many a German scien.
lists work with success. Until the
Germans commenced excavation expe.
ditions. he said, the, "Town of the
North" or Shammaal, an old Hittite
capital, was little known Excavations,
however, revealed wonderful sight
in the form of fortresses, temples, the
ROYAL palace, gateways and towers.
The professor, in describing the un.
covered city, spoke in part as follows:
THE Oldest place so far found is
remarkable for its two big towers,
each with walls of 80 Ieet thickness.
1t belongs to about 1AG0 B. c. To
about the same time belongs a great
series of sculptures found in the prin,
cipal gateway of the fortress. =.
"They are very crude. but show the
anthropologieal type of the inhabitants.
with very short and high heads and big
noses. ... .s.~-. ~.
up to about 1000 B. C. the town
had been held by the Hittites, but was
later invaded by Semitic nomads,
who brought Semitic diyinities, Semit.
ic language and Semitic alphabetical
writing with them. <.>... -. b..
THE use of alphatetic writing
means one of the greatest progresses
in the history of mankind. The dis.
covery of fire was the first of these
progressive steps, then the use of met.
ais, and later the discovery of writing.
then the discovery Of an alphabet, and
the five great steps perhaps the dis
coyery of an alphabet was the most i'm
portant, and this step was made about
1000 B. C. in Northern Syria by Sc
mite tribe ~ ..... =.
in Senjirli were found the four
Oldest and longest alphabetical inscrip-
lions known till now. They are of
equal interest to the linguist and the
historian. The letters are the same
that were often used by the Phoeni-
clans and the Greeks All modern al
phabets have their origin in this
Semitic alphabet, that is now nearly
1000 years old" p -. u - :
Honolulu star-bulletin. [volume] (Honolulu [Oahu, Hawaii]) 1912-2010, 1914-09-25
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Pape's Diapepsin belongs in your
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stomach arrangement at daytime or
during the night it is handy to give
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advertisement.
Honolulu star-bulletin. [volume] (Honolulu [Oahu, Hawaii]) 1912-2010, 1914-09-25
OAHU BEAUTIES
Shown IN Film
AT THE POPULAR

"A Mexican Spy in America is the
title of another McRae film that will
be shown at the Popular theater next
week. A private exhibition was given
yesterday, the press being invited to
View the, picture, which deals largely
with cffairs military on Oahu and, in
cidehtally, presents views of number
OF beautiful scenes around the island.
The beauties Of Ft Shafter and Mo-
analua are used to good advantage in
this film which, so far as plot is con-
cerned, Is very. ordinary. However,
the army is shown in action in a num-
Der of scenes, while items of interest
at the county fair so well presented
at Schofeld Barracks last spring are
also made use of by the McRae COM
pany.
The film is most distinct, eyidencing
the fact that it is a first rum and
John Wise Is there in all his glory as
thespian, assuming the role Of a
Mexican general and carrying it out
Ia splendid fashion. 81 4
Honolulu star-bulletin. [volume] (Honolulu [Oahu, Hawaii]) 1912-2010, 1914-09-25
MAGEE COMPANY
in BETTER ROLE
in LATEST BILL

The new bill at the Bijou, Down
on the Farm" has put different face
on the prospects of the Jack Magee
Comedy Company, for it is a decided
change from what has been given be-
fore, and, happily. a change for the
better. In Down on the Farm" there
has been pairing down of the slap
stack acting, the sort that might seem
funny to tribe Of 'Blackfoot Indians,
and in it's place there has been in
troduced some real funny work
The playlet itself is a vehicle for
lots of real good laugh-producing
work by those behind the footlights.
and the company hit the right pitch
in its selection.
A travelling show troupe is delayed
on the road by an accident to the
vehicle, and they. have to put up at
a farm house for awhile. 1t is dur
ing their stay at the farm house that
it all happens. The four leading
characters of the laughable sketch fit
their parts to a nicely
Lydston appeared to advantage in a
drinking son. "Absinthe Frappe,'' and
the selections offered by Make Nit.
chell and Dorothy Raymond were we'll
received. HI. e.: -,
There is a chorus girls contest on
tonight in addition to the regular
show. Down on the Farm" is worth
while Y&sG . r..
Honolulu star-bulletin. [volume] (Honolulu [Oahu, Hawaii]) 1912-2010, 1914-09-25
HAROLD Bauer IN
LAST CONCERT At
THEOPERA HOUSE

Rain or shine the farewell concert
of Harold Bauer, the noted pianist, and
Mile Eva Gauthier, meZzo soprano,
will be given this evening in the Opera
House, and every effort has been made
for performance distinctive OF the
best in music, varied and comprehen-
sive In fact the program, as arranged,
speaks for itself in most eloquent
manner as follows:
Beethoven. Sonata in c sharp minor
tMoonlightl OPP. q No. 2; Adagio,
Allegretto, Presto
Harold Bauer a. asa
Rossini. Air from Barber of Seville"
(Una yoce POGO fa)
Eva Gauthier
Schumann Scenes from Childhood
Foreign lands and people-Funn
story = Blind mans buff-En-
treating child-Perfect Happi-
ss-fmportant event Dream
ing CTroumereil-At the Fire
side-The Rocking Horse-Al-
most too serious-Frightening
Child falling sleep-The poet
speaks.
Chopin. 1890. Scherzo In p fiat minor.
Harold Bauer
Interval of FIVE minutes.
Georges Hue "Jai pleasure EN- reye'
Jacques Dalcroze. la chere maison'
Chopin ............... "L'oiselet"
Eva Gauthier
Mendelssohn $500. Rondo Capriccioso
Gluck Sgambati ........ Melody
Grieg. ...... Norwegian Bridal March
Rachmaniuoff Prelude in G. sharp minor
Wagner-Bauer. Ride of the Valkyries
Harold Bauer.
Tickets can be obtained at the rooms
of the promotion committee or at the,
Opera House this evening.
Honolulu star-bulletin. [volume] (Honolulu [Oahu, Hawaii]) 1912-2010, 1914-09-25

Fire destroyed the Kilmer Opera
House and several other buildings at
Schoharie, ~ Y, at loss of $4,000.
Honolulu star-bulletin. [volume] (Honolulu [Oahu, Hawaii]) 1912-2010, 1914-09-25
CROUCH STUFF" NOT TO
APPEAR TN FRESHMEN'S
STUNTS OF THIS YEAR

The class of 1915 is making great
departure in the Freshman day GUS
toms. The annual parades, speeches,
stunts, etc., of the freshmen are to be
pus. But the old custom of ducking
the freshmen in the tanks after the
parade is to be done away with this
year. This change is due to the re-
quest of many parents and to the
advice of Prof. Griffiths, who fears
serious accidents to some members of
the class.
Honolulu star-bulletin. [volume] (Honolulu [Oahu, Hawaii]) 1912-2010, 1914-09-25
CALIFORNIA WILL ..... Il
HAVE $4,000 MAP
IBy Latest NALL

+ SACRAMENTO.-The state engi-
neering department has entered into
an agreement with the United States
geological survey, whereby it is plan
ned that the surveyors of the two gov
ernmental departments cooperate in
the matter of making survey and
map of the state of California, cover
ing all the geographical details of the
state up to. June so, 1915. The cost
of the work is estimated to be $4,000
to be Jointly expended by the United
States and by the state of California
the Union says. ...... = .s'--
Honolulu star-bulletin. [volume] (Honolulu [Oahu, Hawaii]) 1912-2010, 1914-09-25
PARENTS REQUESTED TO
ACCOMPANY chill DREN
TO POPULAR ON SUNDAY

Or. Wadman states that while 400
complimentary tickets have been dis
tributed among the children of Homo
lulu above the ages of 10 for the meet
ings at the Popular tomorrow after
noon, beginning at 2 and 3:45 o'clock,
if airy not having received tickets wish
to attend they will be cordially well
coined. The Popular holds SEQ at
least, and the hope is to have it well
filed at each service.
Parents wishing to chaperone their
children will also be welcomed There
will be no collection.
Honolulu star-bulletin. [volume] (Honolulu [Oahu, Hawaii]) 1912-2010, 1914-09-25

A sale Of homemade candy and
fancy articles will be held in the va
cant store at Beretania and Fort
streets tomorrow under the auspices
OF the members of Harmony Chapter
No. 4, Order of Eastern Star. The
sale will commence at o'clock.
Honolulu star-bulletin. [volume] (Honolulu [Oahu, Hawaii]) 1912-2010, 1914-09-25
DELIcATeSSEN SALE.

Harmony Chapter, No. 4, o. f. s.,
will hold a delicatessen sale and ba-
zaar Saturday, Sept &c, at 9 a. m, in
the store at the corner of Beretania
and Fort streets. Bring the children.
ADV ..--.. 49,.
Honolulu star-bulletin. [volume] (Honolulu [Oahu, Hawaii]) 1912-2010, 1914-09-25

Major Fred R. Reed, commissioner
for Idaho to the Panama-Pacific Inter
national Exposition. has proposed that
San Francisco, in the exposition year
he made the place for peace confer.
ence of European nations now at war.
Honolulu star-bulletin. [volume] (Honolulu [Oahu, Hawaii]) 1912-2010, 1914-09-25
There WILLIE
SEASIDE DANCE
TOMORROW

This usual jolly Saturday evening
dance will be held tomorrow at the
Seaside Hotel, and all friends of the
art OF Terpsichore are invited to come,
and spend a. pleasan; evening amid
a goodly company.-Adv.
The Birmingham age-herald., 1914-02-22

why don't ye do it this way? It's twice as foolish
lookin' Ten dollars, place
Yes, sir; tn inroads iv this frenzy on people
iv me time iv life is dhreadfu | heerd v lady
whose hair has been Redeemed be the glow iv
sivnty winters who used to think that TIL only
exercise sooted to her age was to set in chair
with lace cap on her head an her hands folded
over her black alpaca dhress. Now, her grand
chdher nver see her excipt whin they're took
to roof garden. There's Tim Gallagher. He's
that much older thin | am that whin was boy
used to call him Mister Didn't see him
TIL other night get up firm tn counter iv dairy
lunch an go limpin around with TIL cashier lady
that wanst wint to school with him? | did so, an
it made me blush to look at him, fr dacinter
man whin in good health I niver knew He was
tur-rble spectacle, but whin he come back he
was as PLACED with himself as though he'd just
won TIL championship at tn Gaelic games
What dye think v it 4 says he. Well says l,
with proper threatment an rest f'r TIL injured
limb ye may recover, but if / was We I'd consult
good veterinary surge at Ye're
medical CURIOSITY say we TIL first
The Birmingham age-herald., 1914-02-22

born cases, afther tn Cabaret Commissions has
set in, he advises ayether til removal iv what is
left v tn brain or dhrownin', accordin' to tn
symptoms.
There's no doubt about it that its worst raw
ages ar-re seen amongst tn machoor an tn
heavy, although it attacks both lively youth an
hobbled age. A man or lady that wud be fired
out be tn fure commity, if they thripped their
own or their pardner's light fantastic toe in
waltz, will dare to do the tango an think they're
fine. That's where what Dock O'Leary calls tn
cerebral symptoms comes in. Th' dancer don't
have to arn to dance Th disease makes him
do it an anything he gets firm tn professor is
SO much exthry It's like teachin' fellow that
has fits new way iv fallin' TIL professor says
to tn invalid: 'Yeve got to do that shuttle, so
The Birmingham age-herald., 1914-02-22

frinds an Bill was larnin Mike tn Butther1y
A Methodist church in Indyanny is thryin' to
atthract people firm tn Road to Room be adver-
tisin' that tn choir instead iv singin' tn Long
Meter Doxology will do tn Gabby Glide down
til center aisle. In our own church last Sundah
whin altar boy made genuheSion heerd
lady behind me say: How graceful he does
tn dip.
No wan but tn hopelessly crippled iver ates
any more. Schwartzmeister has abolished his
free lunch an put sign in til window: Sub
stantial Wlrrukinmen's Free Dancin' Lesson
Given Away with Ivry Schooner iv Beer In
til mornin whin til RESTRAINTS an other dance
halls lets out, millyons iv hollow-eyed students
desk Whin tn clock sthrikes noon they dash
out f'r hurried Turkey Throt at neighborin'
resthrant an return to slumber over tn type
writer tn bill v ladn ontil it is time f'r thin
to take up tn labors v tn night TIL boss don't
care. It's twinty to wan that he's up the sthreet
somewheres standn in line an waitin' f'r his
turn with tn professor iv dancin'. The Standard
lie company is thinkin' iv addin' dancin' school
to its plant, but is afraid iv TIL expinse iv
teacher who was chorus man year ago, but
is now buildin' yacht to defnd tn Americas
Cup. A frind iv mine in tn hardware thrade
tells me tn dance has revolutionized business
methods. If man expects to sell bill iv goods
he's got to dance f'r tn customer, an all we'll
regulated business houses have customers ball
room merchant comes up firm Arkansaw,
larns tn Wishbone Writhe or some other beau
tiful figure, an buys five tons iv tenpenny nails.
lie goes home an retails til dance with ivry
pound v tn tacks an grows rich.
I've heerd iv TIL Sleepin' Sickness that's
caused be the bite of fly, but what pizenous
grasshopper has stung tn American people on
tn heel SO that they're all ayether reelin' around
tn iure or watchin other people do tn same?
FIR Dock O'Leary says it's not spoort but an
epidemic. He says if ye got enough people to
stutter all tn wurruld wud be stutterin' an they'd
be professors chargin' SIS lesson f'r larnin' We
tn latest fashnable limp in tn language He
says tn disease don't on'y attack TIL ankle but
TIL brains as well. It's narvous disease iv tn
legs, says he, accompanied be delusions iv gran
joor. So that man with wan fut in TIL grave
is not ashamed to use tn other in tn Double
Dip, an an OF analook with TIL hook action iv
a fish thinks he's dancin' in way that wud make
a Circassyan girl in TIL hareem iv tn Sultan in
Turkey look as though she had sprained her
ankle TIL Dock says tn symptoms ar-re aisy
to detect especially in til middle aged or old.
Whin man with portable hair an teeth who
niver danced befure shows loss iv appytite,
gr-reat dhrowsiness durn TIL day an restless
ness at night, aversion to wurruk iv ivry kind an
tendency to leap firm his chair at TIL sound iv
family In TIL early stages TIL disease may be
controlled be showin' TIL victim picture iv him
silf taken while he in TIL dilliry,lm, or be
aIlpytatin' wan or both legs. But in more stub
The Birmingham age-herald., 1914-02-22

cuddent escape He took half Nelson on her
an spun her around, He grappled her be tn
wrist an hurled her firm him an dragged her
back He bent her over till her bead near touched
tn hure an he raced her up an down tn room
till she was ready to fall. All tn time he was
commttin' this onprovoled assault his face wore
a look iv deemonyac rage
| cuG stand it no longer. | looked around
FIR help an all TIL other inmates was goin'
through coatortions iv their own On'y they
were in what Dock OLeary calls tn arly or in
sipid stages iv tn disease Schwartzmester was
doin' goose step that he'd larned in tn German
army Clancy shown prance that I've
often see him do on a laddher whin he started
in TIL buildin' thrade. An Hogan was givin' an
imitation iv vethran iv tn civil war walkin' in
tn hall iv tn Sojer's home. | took him aside, an
says [ Hurry an get Schwartzmeister away
befure he sees what Tom Anderson is doin'. He
won't realize that tn poor fellow has lost his
mind, an ye can't tell what he might do Ye get
Felix out on tn front stoop an I'll lure Hogan
to his room an lock tn dure till tn ambulance
comes says |. AT this minnyit tn music stopped.
/ heerd Augusta murinur Delicious an what
dye think that hare-hearted husband did? Why,
sir the poor spirited thing wint up to Anderson
an, says he What dye call that new step?'
It's called tn Structural Iron Wurrukers
Snuggle, says Anderson. It's very graceful,
says Schwartzy. / wisht he'd teach it to me-
he says What dye think " that? An he was
in tn ARMY that bate Napolyon tn Third.
see an article in tn pa-aper be coedge
professor expainin' these here dances. Ye see,
they need explainin'. This larned man says dan
Gin used to be kind iv coortship, dye mind.
In tn ary colonyal days tn Primitive Young
Fellow whin he felt that he cudden't live without
some particular girl some girl that wasn't very
particular anyhow girl, didn't put on
his best clothes an stick his handbook in an out
side pocket where it wud arouse a feelin' iv
tenderness in tn maiden's heart, an walk up
an down in front iv tn house for an hour befure
he rung tn bell, an thin dash in an fling himslf
at her feet an tell her he was not worthy v her,
but wud she be his-an ye can bet she wud.
No, sir. In thin days tn amarous swan, as tn
professor calls him. wud put on his clogs an go
an dance befure her, an if she was poplar
lady there'd be as NANNY as fifteen or twinty
beaus hoppin' in front iv her rockin' chair vry
night afther supper. Dancin' is an ancyent
custom that leads to marredge,' says he. don't
know about that, although firm what I've seen
an heerd some iv these dances might asily lead
to divorce an marredge might be step back
ward"
I'm glad tn church is against thim," said
Mr.. Hennessy.
a. don't know how much good it's going to
do said Mr. Dooley, :" onless we cud get St.
Vitus to come back to arth. He cured TIL afflicted
Turkey throtters cincheries ago an was rewarded
be havin' tn disease named afther him. He'd
have long office hours if he was livin' today"
Copyright: 1s14: BY Finley Peter Dunnsl
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The Birmingham age-herald., 1914-02-22

dances? " asked Mr.. Dooley. DO We
know tn Turkey Throt, tn Tango,
tn Scissors, TIL Knee Holt tn Neck an Neck
TIL Envelope Flop or tn Curvathure-iv-th'-
Spine? If ye don't ye needn't come around here
amy more. Me socya standing will be injured
be me knowin' ye."
What ar-re We talkin' about? J" asked Mr.
Hennessy.
I'm talkin' about what ivrybody else is talkn
about" said Mr. Dooley. Firm Kamchatky to
Keo<uk, tn whole cvilyzed wurruld is at it. It's
almost the ony subjeck iv seeryous conversation
among tn white races If professor wants to
inthrest his class in zoology he begins his lecture
be doin' tn Lame Duck f'r thin. TIL S'ciety v
Ladies FIR tn Prevention v Ongwee Among tn
Unforchnit Childher iv tn Poor is broken up
over it. faction insistin' that tn Macheek
shall be made compulsory part iv TIL coorse in
sex hygeen in tn public schools, an TIL other de-
mandin' that tn little vans shall be vaccinated
again it.
It's about tn on'y thing We see in tn pa-apers.
People ar-re dancin' that few years ago wud've
as soon thought iv lettin' their mothers or their
bankers see thin on slippery hure as enthrn
an opyun joint. But ma an tn usurer ar-re
creditors. | go into a restnrant with an aged
frind to discuss platter iv ham an eggs an
til pollytickal situation. I've no more thin set
tied in me seat whn phonygraft in TIL corner
eNplodes an me vinrable commerade seizes holt
iv lady at tn admin table an goes reelin'
around the fure with dish iv soup in wan hand
an tn other hand in tn lady's hair.
At TIL theaytre whin Hamlet isn't first sthrain-
in Ophalya to his bosom an thin slingin' her on
her head acrost TIL stage, tn aujeence is givin an
limitation " tn in tn lobby. l see me
trind, Officer Casey, walkin' beat tn other day,
an at ivry foorth step he kneeled to TIL pave
ment. | thought I'd go behind him an subdoo
him an take him home befure tn loot saw him.
But whin | got near him heerd him groan to
himsilf Wan, two, three, Dip an l knew he
was practsin tn Kitchen Sink FIR tn annyool
ball iv TIL Lady Chefs Outing club
Th' banks close ivry day at noon to let TIL
!. officers an directors take their dancn lesson.
Dorsey wint over to Grogan's bank tn other day
to give him some money to put where Dorsey
cud niver get it again. Usually on such occasions
TIL great hnanceer meets tn bashful depositor
at TIL dure an takes it firm him. But this time
Dorsey was stopped be clerk. Th' boss can't
see ye, says tn fellow He's holdin' an i'm
portant meetin' iv TIL board iv directors says
he. What ar-re they doin'? says Dorsey
They're practisin' TIL Hesitation to dance befure
tn Federal Resarve boord,' says tn clerk. But
,ye can shove ye'er money undher tn dure if-ye
AAvant to- says he.
At tn last n'e-4;-l' iv TIL Steam Filters union
Big Bill II nike Casey was discovered
in TIL back g in what looked like fra
ternal roug lie fight; wltin they were
siperated ih led that they were good
The Calumet news. [volume] (Calumet, Mich.) 1907-1938, 1914-04-10

CALGARY Alberta, has 10000 popul
tiDu
The Calumet news. [volume] (Calumet, Mich.) 1907-1938, 1914-04-10
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:: SHECkARD is RATED AS
:: GREATEST SUN FIELDER. a..
:. : :. :. :. :. :: :. - :. = :. - = =

I'm speaking Of sun ticlders, Manag
or joe Tinker of the Chicago Feds paid
James Shcckard, former Supcrha and
Cub fielder, great compliment in
picking him as probably the greatest
Of them all i'm taking long flies i'm the
face of a bright sun. Next To Shcck-
ard, declared Tinker comes Mike
Mitchell of the Pirates, who was for
morly with the syracuse club.
Jimmy Shcckard was what one
terms a sure fielder said Tinker.
"One of the hardest chances in base
ball is that of taking a lly while look
ing sauarely at the sun, as we term it.
| cannot recall time that Sheckard
ever missed a fly through any Interior
once of old Sol. That was one of the
things that made him rrcat outiield-
pi.
The Calumet news. [volume] (Calumet, Mich.) 1907-1938, 1914-04-10
JIMMY CLABBY SAILS.
Announces He Has Three Fights
Booked For Australia.

San Francisco. April iO.--Jimmy
Clabby, of Hammond. Ind. the mid
dleweight pusilist, left suddenly today
with his manager for Australia via the
liner Ventura.
He said he had agreed To fight three
bouts i'm Australia.
Clabby's trip will not affect his stat
us as probationer OF the Los Angeles
police court where he is under sus
pended sentence of three ears IS a re-
suit of "A street brawl In which a po'
liceman was severely beaten. Police
Judge white of that city gave Clabby
permission to so To Australia when
the pugilist represented that he was
going to fulfill engagements and that
he would return soon.
Steve Ketchell ana Joe Wallins,
Chicago lightweights and Johnny
Schiff. Los Angeles. featherweight,
went with Clabby.