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Tensas gazette. [volume] (St. Joseph, La.) 1886-current, 1914-09-18
NEIGHB0Rs AID EACH OTHER
Cooperation Should Include Ways and
Means Of Getting. Moro Profits
From the Farm.

II ID worth . great deal TO have
neighbors who are willing to exchange
hopeful greetings and when assistance
and encouragement are needed to help
cheerfully. This IL . test Of good citi-
xenship and II 10 an indication of q
desirable community In which to 10
cate.
No community can be progressive
and the individual members of 90
ciety be contented and happy without
. neighborly feeling of mutual help
and cooperative enterprise. Country
life - different from city life in that
there ID an Independent sentiment ex-
listing in the country because in 90
far a. food production IL concerned
each can take care of himself better
than the town man. who 10 more de-
pendent upon others. Yet in the rural
community the prosperity. health and
social intercourse Of all are mutually
interviewer % closely that cooperation
10 essential. Usually there h more
visiting. more personal interest, more
obligation resting upon country people
than upon those who live in cities and
towns. Rural people are neighborly,
not hecause 1t IL profitable. but be-
cause 1t seems q duty. This 10 COM
mendable. but cooperation should in
clude ways and means of getting more
profits from the farm. Cooperative
selling 10 very essential.
There are many ways In which the
cost Of production may be reduced BY
cooperation. Just as members of the
corporations and partnership firms
must associate themselves together
and each give up certain points Of In.
dividuality, 30 should organizations
Of farmers form such associations and
combine their resources In money and
intellect to surmount difficulties In
producing and selling their products.
In buying and selling much IL gained
In cooperative enterprise. and from
this sentiment the community II ele-
waited in better schools. better roads
and . general social and moral tone
which Is sure to follow.
Tensas gazette. [volume] (St. Joseph, La.) 1886-current, 1914-09-18

As . student 1t Harvard. Ralph Wal
do Emerson did not give much promise
Of his future greatness. His disserta-
ton was spoken Of - - very good
one, but too long to give much pleas
ure to the hearers" He was class
poet. but only after seven others had
been successfully elected. and had sue
cessively declined the honor. "A story
told BY Mr.. Arthur Stanwood Pier. In
The Story Of Harvard" goes to show
that Emerson's musical efforts were
even less appreciated.
Singing In the yard was . popular
diversion. and early In his freshman
year, Emerson. wishing, to have Q
share in the fun. went to the singing
master. who said to him. Chord"
80 made some kind Of . noise. -
said Emerson. and the singing master
said. That viii do, sir: you need not
come again. '"-Youth's Companion.
Tensas gazette. [volume] (St. Joseph, La.) 1886-current, 1914-09-18
WAS WAITING FOR REAL HEAT
AZ ia In the Shade, Farmer Didn't
See Necessity for shortening
Hours Of Labor In the Field.

A st. Louisian who responded to the
Macedonian cry for help from the
Kansas wheat fields tells this story:
"The farmer told u we were to
work ten hours . day. but that when
It got hot he would knock OF an hour.
One day, after We had been out In the
blazing sun until we were painting for
breath. we came in to dinner to ind
the mercury up to ia. We thought
the farmer would say something about
short hours that afternoon. but he
didn't. As We started out to work I
said to him:
Zone hundred and fourteen in the
shaded
Eyes he answered. DO you feel
II much?'
mo- ! said. I don't mind 1t par
ticularly; but when does 1t get hot out
herer"
Tensas gazette. [volume] (St. Joseph, La.) 1886-current, 1914-09-18
Farmers Educational
IN and Operative
It'll Union of America

Cheap" money and high earning
power go hand In hand.
Speaking of Examinations, why not
eliminate the store bill?
A good fellow" to everybody is usu-
ally nobody's real friend.
After all. 1t 10 what you get out of
the farm that tells whether or not you
are a real farmer.
moderately stable stomach ache
ls not too much to pay for all the
watermelon you can eat.
While 1t Is not always true that q
robin makes a spring. 1t often happens
that a lark makes Jail sentence.
Many boys life on the farm is a
tragedy and due entirely to the igno-
rance OF the people who control him.
Boys are like trees. Trained and
cultivated they will grow into useful
ness. but neglected they run to waste.
The advantage of the party line
phone Is that when talking over
family affairs one Is always assured
an audience.
During harvest the corner store
discussion Of the best way to save the
crop Is an excellent example of how
to waste time.
When you are allowing yourself to
drift with the wind you may not know
where you are g6ng. but every one
else can guess.
The weeds growing Justify along
the fence may be good evidence Of
the fertility of your farm, but what
about the kind Of farming?
1t takes some men a long time to
learn that they have wasted enough
energy and brains on things that do
not count to build up a good farm.
No farm machipery is fool proof.
That 10 to say. nothing IL made that
will long Withstand exposure to rain
and sun. Natures lesson il always
plain. but it II seldom learned by the
laxy and the foolish.
No man knows what IL ahead of to-
day or what IL Just around the corner.
The only thing for US to do IL to step
where we can see clearly and be pre-
pared to meet with confidence and
courage the obstacles which may arise
tomorrow.
Tensas gazette. [volume] (St. Joseph, La.) 1886-current, 1914-09-18
HERE IS A GOOD WAY
TO GET RID OF PlMPlES

Battle your face for several minutes
with resinol soap and hot water. then
apply q little resinol ointment very
gently. Let this stay on ten minutes.
and wash on with resinol soap and
more hot water. finishing with . dash
Of cold water to close the pores. Do
this once or twice day. and you will
be astonished to find how quickly the
healing, antiseptic resinol medication
soothes and cleanses the pores. re-
moves pimples and blackheads. and
leaves the complexion clear and vel
vety. All druggists sell resinol soap
and resinol ointment-Adv.
Tensas gazette. [volume] (St. Joseph, La.) 1886-current, 1914-09-18


She-How much do you love me?
He-Every way.
She-Tell me about It.
He-But I have.
She-Tell me al about Il.
He-Or. my darling
She-Tell me all the ways you
know. Besides. you may have missed
something. And I like to hear Il al
over again.
Hell love you!
She-But how?
He-Why, for the moment I can't
quite think-but-I love you.
She-But can't you tell me how you
feel?
He-Oh. I feel. feel-vhy. I love
you. What more can say?
She-Oh, dear, It seems 20 dread
fully unsatisfactory.
He-Never mind. II I could tell you
about 1t in just the way you want me
to It wouldn't be love-Life.
Tensas gazette. [volume] (St. Joseph, La.) 1886-current, 1914-09-18
Worst Yet 70 Come.

A Scotchman whose wife had gone
away to live with her mother was met
by friend who. In apparent sympa-
thy, accosted him thus:
Man jamie! this IL an awful thing
that has befallen you. It's great
pity that your wife has gone and len
you"
Deed mani" quoth jamie, she'll
dae waur than that yet"
What waur can she do than thatr'
anxiously inquired his friend.
Shell come back again." replied
jamie. ruefully.
Tensas gazette. [volume] (St. Joseph, La.) 1886-current, 1914-09-18

n ~ presidents first call for
ttooS nilitants took the field with
-. All they asked was to be
- - enemy.
r. - casualties Of the ensuing
G6n were appalling. The re-
6u1olo Il the Red Cross were pitt
~ ha6equate. At times half the
lnDnhnts were seriously II not
1Hnlly ffsckled.
hsvitably spirits dropped. A pickle
- banana were added to the daily
'n1Ga bat the response was not COM
n1nGg11ts with the expense.
WAat shall It profit . woman to
~ hat she can Tight a. well a. a
- md lose her complexion" SOL
- we're heard I'd ask one another
Gnhously.
Tensas gazette. [volume] (St. Joseph, La.) 1886-current, 1914-09-18

The sheep farm 10 notable for the
absence Of weeds. the condition of
the fences. and the general neatness
Of appearance. Sheep make the soil
more fertile. furnish two sources Of
income. wool and mutton: and are
usually associated with the best sys-
tenn Of farming in evsry country.
Sheep form desirable addition to the
stock on the farm; more farmers
should raise them.
Tensas gazette. [volume] (St. Joseph, La.) 1886-current, 1914-09-18
The Way Out.

An Indian missionary. . visitor to
New York, says that an Irish waiter at
his hotel became rather confidential
one day when things were unusually
quiet.
He told me-" says the missionary.
that in three days he hoped to re-
turn to the Emerald isle and end his
days in peace on the little farm that
he was able to call his own-in extent
about sixteen acres. Then he went
on. Besides, yer Riv'rince. want to
90 to heaven when l die, and that 10
impossible from New York"
Tensas gazette. [volume] (St. Joseph, La.) 1886-current, 1914-09-18
All Outdoor Sports.

. The real estate dealer had gone into
the details of the summer cottage at
great length and Mr.. Steiner had be-
como bored.
The cottage II . stones throw from
the trolley" said the agent
Indeed! That's good" said Steiner.
1T will give us something to do sum
mer evenings.
Il beg your pardon" said the agent.
rather mystified.
II said 1t would give M something
to do evening"" repeated Steiner.
I'VE can sit In the cottage and throw
stones at the trolley"
Tensas gazette. [volume] (St. Joseph, La.) 1886-current, 1914-09-18
Two 10 Company

They strolled together along the
sands of the seashore. He was smok-
ing placidly, but her eyes roved about
the deserted beach and the empty
ocean. Suddenly she stopped. threw
up her hands and turned on him.
How utterly deadly dull 1t Is here"
she cried. mot one single human be-
ing to fiirt with. You. at least, have
me-but whom. in heavens name.
have II"
Tensas gazette. [volume] (St. Joseph, La.) 1886-current, 1914-09-18
Lucky Mani

- morning two men who CHANGED
T. nset 1t the club were talking of
|tyuang fellow Of distinguished fam.
~ The young man had succeeded In
nlDating the entire fortune left him
- year before BY bis father.
n really awfully sorry about IT,"
~ Dolan. He must be in q bad
~ BOW"
Tea his Affairs are in wretched
-" aid Donnelly; but just think
- nnch poorer he would be II the
~ nm had left him more!"
Tensas gazette. [volume] (St. Joseph, La.) 1886-current, 1914-09-18
1mpovtsut 10 0oothoro


Judge James L. Curtis of Duluth said
Of two divorce cases he had just heard
lin one case the wife had henpecked
her husband. and III the other she had
run away.
Here. gentlemen. We have two lam
entable instances Of men taking mates
that turned out to be skippers."
Tensas gazette. [volume] (St. Joseph, La.) 1886-current, 1914-09-18

Old geese do not need any feeding II
they have free range. unless It IL lit
tie corn once day during most of the
year. In cold weather in winter they
should be housed and fed lightly on
grain. A pound IL very nice, but not q
necessity. A tub set in the ground
makes Q good water container for
geese. In watering goslings give them
q dish 30 arranged that they can get
their bills in and no more.
Tensas gazette. [volume] (St. Joseph, La.) 1886-current, 1914-09-18

Had Enough Of That Diet.
Il had my dyspepsia almost cured
once" said Crabbe.
But You couldn't stand the diet,
Ell? asked Flabbe.
We'll. It was this way" explained
Crabbe. Doctor Pilfer adviced me to
eat chopped oat cakes. I ordered .
box, and after eating them for . week
felt 1ne. When Bridget said the
cakes were gone had her bring me
in the box 20 that ! could get the
name and order more, but I never
placed the order"
why not?" inquired Flabbe. The
cakes were helping you"
Il found" said Crabbe, looking sick
at the recollection, that I had been
eating dog biscuit"
Tensas gazette. [volume] (St. Joseph, La.) 1886-current, 1914-09-18
Llfalona Service.

Father-in-Low-Look here. young
man. don't you think it's about time
you were going to work. or do you ex.
pect me to support you the rest Of
your life?
Son-in-Law-It would be no more
than fair, just after what have done
Tor you.
I'D like to know what you've ever
done for me?'
Why. didn't take your daughter
OF your hands?"
Tensas gazette. [volume] (St. Joseph, La.) 1886-current, 1914-09-18

HE Jntetpretatton o. Ar.
When Shimmerpate gave his little
son. Sammie. q drawing book the lat
ter gazed intently at the picture Of
arms. legs. feet and heads on one Of
the pages.
What do you think of 1t. son?"
queried Shimmerpate.
1T must have been an awful explo-
sion," replied Sammie.
Tensas gazette. [volume] (St. Joseph, La.) 1886-current, 1914-09-18

weakness. i spoke
to three doctors
about it and they did
not help her any.
Lydia E. Pinkham'a
V egetable Com
pound had been of
great benefit to me,
80 l decided to have
her give it q trial.
She has taken five
bottles Of the Vege-
table Comnoa,nd A.
Tensas gazette. [volume] (St. Joseph, La.) 1886-current, 1914-09-18
sprav Pump 10 NeeeS.Itv.

A hand spray pump 10 necessity
on every farm; useful for watering
plants. washing wagons and windows,
and whitewashing the poultry houses.
In case Of q fire breaking out 1t might
save the building.
Tensas gazette. [volume] (St. Joseph, La.) 1886-current, 1914-09-18
eurprise for Both.

!. ,ady. returning home unexpected.
. s,,,ad her domestic using the draw.
= ,oom for the purpose Of giving a
- party to her friends. Ann. ]
q .ururised." she calculated.
e. am 1 ma am" replied the un-
...I.d Girl. Il thought you wouldn't
!. neck for Q fortnight.
Tensas gazette. [volume] (St. Joseph, La.) 1886-current, 1914-09-18
selxlna ooportuujtv.

PA, q balloons just landed in the
apple orchard"
Good! I'll just run down there
and get them to pick the apples on
that high tree. I've been wondering
how I was going to get them"
Tensas gazette. [volume] (St. Joseph, La.) 1886-current, 1914-09-18
M SIX-SlXTY-SIX

ss,s "a q prescription prepared es-
..,.Ily for Malaria or chills and
Five or six doses will break
80 and IL taken then as a tonic
s.,sr will not return. 25c.-Adv.
Tensas gazette. [volume] (St. Joseph, La.) 1886-current, 1914-09-18

"And what do you think I'd look
best In. GEORGE" inquired the chatter
ing wife at the recess Of three-hour
talk on clothes.
I'm . coma, darling" replied George,
he having secured his hat.
Tensas gazette. [volume] (St. Joseph, La.) 1886-current, 1914-09-18

Cowpeas make good silags when
planted with corn. but . serious OBJ
lection to the crop II that the vines
entangle the stalks and hinder ready
handling.
Tensas gazette. [volume] (St. Joseph, La.) 1886-current, 1914-09-18
RuR.MY.IlsM

WIN cure your Rhsumatism and oil
kinds Of aches and pains-Neuralgia,
Cramps. Collie. Sprains. BruiSes. Cuts.
Old Sores, Burns. etc. Antleeptie
Anodyne. Price 36c.-Adv.
Tensas gazette. [volume] (St. Joseph, La.) 1886-current, 1914-09-18
Comfortable Saddle Pad.

A pigskin saddle pad or q cloth one
ID preferable to a heavy felt one At
any season Of the year, but more
especially In the hot days of summer.
Tensas gazette. [volume] (St. Joseph, La.) 1886-current, 1914-09-18
Profitable Flow Of MIIk,

To maintain large. uniform and
profitable dow of milk requires liberal
and uniform feeding.
Tensas gazette. [volume] (St. Joseph, La.) 1886-current, 1914-09-18

Every woman has . tender spot; II
may be in her heart or 1t may be on
her toe.
Tensas gazette. [volume] (St. Joseph, La.) 1886-current, 1914-09-18

did Jane show herself . good
hand at selecting gift slippersT
mo; she put her foot In It."
Tensas gazette. [volume] (St. Joseph, La.) 1886-current, 1914-09-18
A Mar Fkec.

Time fies," quoted the sage.
YES" replied the fool. But he
isn't crazy enough to loop the loop
like some Of the modern hiers."
Tensas gazette. [volume] (St. Joseph, La.) 1886-current, 1914-09-18
Fortunate Oalryman,

The dairyman who has silage to feed
in the summer when pastures fail il
fortunate.
Tensas gazette. [volume] (St. Joseph, La.) 1886-current, 1914-09-18

=. neruardino, Cal, refuses to pay
,,dmaster $26 in fees for killing
strsy cats. He will sue.
Tensas gazette. [volume] (St. Joseph, La.) 1886-current, 1914-09-18

.ocalled better half Of the mat
,.I combine never ceases trying
~ ant how the other half lives.
Tensas gazette. [volume] (St. Joseph, La.) 1886-current, 1914-09-18
MOTHER OF
SCHOOL GIRL
Tells How Lydia E Pinkha,n's
Vegetable Compound Re-
stored Her Daugh-
ters Health.

Plover, Iowa. -"From . small child
my Is year old daughter had female
Tensas gazette. [volume] (St. Joseph, La.) 1886-current, 1914-09-18

Ten smiles for nickel. Always buy Red
Croes Ball Blue; have beautiful clear white
clothes. Adv.
Tensas gazette. [volume] (St. Joseph, La.) 1886-current, 1914-09-18
II Reminded Him.

He was listening open mouthed to
the description Of the way In which
the great battleship neet was prepar-
ing for its work Of destruction.
Hundreds Of thousands Of tons Of
fuel are necessary to keep those
mighty fires going" the reader went
ON.
The listener slapped his knee
by gum" he cried, that reminds
me. I amt got in my winter supply
of coal yet"
Tensas gazette. [volume] (St. Joseph, La.) 1886-current, 1914-09-18

..,,x Use Red Cross Ball Blue;
liter than liquid blue, Delights
sdrese. All grocers. Adv.
Tensas gazette. [volume] (St. Joseph, La.) 1886-current, 1914-09-18
The First step.

What IL the first step to take in
studying criminal lawr
ITO prosecute your studies, son."
Tensas gazette. [volume] (St. Joseph, La.) 1886-current, 1914-09-18

The Old Standard Groves Tastslso
chill Tonic d equally valuable - .
General Tonic because 4 contains the
ven Known tonic properties Of QUINNE
and IRON. Il acts On the Ltves. DFivs.
out Malaria. Rnrichss the Blood and
Builds up he Whole Sysesa 50 esnAa
Tensas gazette. [volume] (St. Joseph, La.) 1886-current, 1914-09-18

~otAer. what does 1t mean when
= NJ about escaping 'Scylla' only
- into worse trouble with
5odis?" asked Mrs. Bakers
- hopeful.
= Baker looked appealingly at
~ hnsband.
- ne this. Willie," exclaimed his
eoming to his wife's rescue. 1T
- that Just a. soon a. we get
- paying Ice bills. we have to
~ ssal!'
Tensas gazette. [volume] (St. Joseph, La.) 1886-current, 1914-09-18

Angeles municipal employment
IN the last year have found
sor i6,542 persons.
Tensas gazette. [volume] (St. Joseph, La.) 1886-current, 1914-09-18

The horse that works with you al
day u worthy Of your best care.
Tensas gazette. [volume] (St. Joseph, La.) 1886-current, 1914-09-18
p,ss.ss Retarda oro~,th

Disease Retards Growth.
Experts tell u that cattle, hogs,
sheep and poultry grow only twenty.
1--WE days out Of each month because
| Of disease.
Tensas gazette. [volume] (St. Joseph, La.) 1886-current, 1914-09-18

II you want woman to forgive your
past, give her presents.
Tensas gazette. [volume] (St. Joseph, La.) 1886-current, 1914-09-18

Peanuts Enrich Soil.
Peanuts greatly enrich the soil In
nitrogen.
Tensas gazette. [volume] (St. Joseph, La.) 1886-current, 1914-09-18

S y alarmed II q child takes to
poe6y at the age of seven;
Always . possibility Of living
Tensas gazette. [volume] (St. Joseph, La.) 1886-current, 1914-09-18

Heep1Ns Down the Worms.
my bird gets the worm"
- . few Of them would take
nan IN my apple tree"
Tensas gazette. [volume] (St. Joseph, La.) 1886-current, 1914-09-18

tse''mlnasiss Completed.
you are getting married.
q; we're prayed fer the third
- eunday."-London Taller.
Tensas gazette. [volume] (St. Joseph, La.) 1886-current, 1914-09-18

FEBRILINR Il the trademark nans given 10 sn
improved Quinine. u u Tastelsss Syrup. plsas.
ant to take and dees not disturb The stomach.
Also especially adapted % sdults who cannot
take ordinary Ouinine. Does noe nanseeto M
cause nsrvousnsss LOT ringing 10 the head. Try
b the next time 20 assd Qu1nine Dor any pr.
pose. Ask for se1nee orig!nel pookass. h
nams FRBRIIINR 3 blown IN betsls. Is oante
Tensas gazette. [volume] (St. Joseph, La.) 1886-current, 1914-09-18

Intuition II merely . remarkable
faculty possessed By . person who u
4 rood Gue0oer.
Tensas gazette. [volume] (St. Joseph, La.) 1886-current, 1914-09-18

Hand Wedding for Onions.
Hand wedding for onions IL the best
Tensas gazette. [volume] (St. Joseph, La.) 1886-current, 1914-09-18

Hope Syringe Eternal.
when does Maud expect to get
married?"
Tensas gazette. [volume] (St. Joseph, La.) 1886-current, 1914-09-18

You know that legislative bill
sounds funny to me-"
II guess there's q Joker In It.
Tensas gazette. [volume] (St. Joseph, La.) 1886-current, 1914-09-18
The Worid,s Worksr,.

Little Girl-Please, Mr.. Murphy.
muvver says, II It's fne tomorrow.
will you 60 Begin with 'er?-Punch.
Tensas gazette. [volume] (St. Joseph, La.) 1886-current, 1914-09-18

Wheoever You Nood . Oeooral Toole
Take Groves
Metropolis weekly gazette. (Metropolis, Ill.) 1???-19??, 1914-04-10
CENTRALlA

Sunday morning our pastor
Rev. RI. Allison preached very
sermon and good one
his subject was The Righteous
shall horish as the Palm tree.
At night he preached a good
sermon as usual. Sunday was
also rally day for the sewing circle
the members and friends respon-
ded nicely and good sum realiz-
ed which will go to help on new
pews.
On Monday night the 23rd the
brother. of the church gave a
box supper. they had large
crowd and every box was sold
and they cleared nice sum.
The c. w. /. Club gave St,
Patrick S party at the home oi
Mr.. and Mrs. w. B. Brock. The
house was beautifully decorated
with green and white. A short
program was rendered Mrs. Phil
lips read an interesting paper on
St. Patrick. a paper Mr.. Brock
Pats Wisdom other paper were
read by Mesdames r. S. Kinser
Il. Kinds and Hester Corneal
Solos by ]. w. Corneal and Mrs.
Laura Leak. Alter program PIN
ing on the donkey's tail was quite
amusing.
Prizes we're awarded to Mr.. J
w. Corneal, Mr.. Alex Kinds and
Mrs. l.. Leak.
A dainty three course luncheor
was served. A delightful time
was enjoyed by all present.
Mrs. Zenobia Kinds.
Metropolis weekly gazette. (Metropolis, Ill.) 1???-19??, 1914-04-10
Cor See.
7I8 Arnold St.


The news has been waited over tho
state that there is to be what can be
styled . Speckle Bird Convention.
because. IL has specks of every de-
nominational color and wings 20 car
ry 1t In every direction that one
"Great Big Universal Church" over
run with all sorts OF doctrine with
no definite plans he1ven- ward, but
get there II you can, with DIR. Brand,
at his head. couple up with Drs. Har-
ris, and Martin, OF Chicago; who
made up program for the Conven-
tion which Was held at Aurora. last
June with only one sermon. This
high tone program, that DIR. Harris.
the then president OF the convention
was heard to say that the program
was one in keeping with the spirit OF
the age, and that the old time doc-
trine, esus Ch-ist and Him crncitied
and the docteine of baptism were OBJ
solete and was not what the people
wanted to hear or words to that eff
feet. The convention rose in lee
rnight and quickly thrust the pro-
gram aside and gave Drs. Harris, and
Martin, to understand that they
wore not to dictate to the Baptists as
to VIII At they should do, or not do.
He was to understand thar he wa.
Metropolis weekly gazette. (Metropolis, Ill.) 1???-19??, 1914-04-10

one convention in the state made
up OF men and women and all
worl ing together under one Flag
with a triple declaration One
Lord, One Faith and One Bap-
tism. Looking for you at Car
bondale. Wednesday June 10th
1914 and praying the blessing OF
God upon every church and past
or with every Mission circle With
its Presigent and every S. S. md
b. Y. p. u. in the state reprcs-
ented while we are assembled in
session at Carbondale we earnest
ly ask that each church will be
engaged in prayer to God for the
power and presence oi the Holy
Spirit upon each OF Us individu-
ally and all OF US collectively.
| am your in Him.
Z. ]. Fisher.