The mirror. (Stillwater, Minn.) 1894-1925, 1914-08-13
II endennis' Chat.


On Things Material material Humorous and Otherwise
family heard from caves of Ulster sound like the far IF
cry OF an expiring banshee.
The bmarine type warshp has been improved and
their deadly efficiency threatens of war; make SUBJ
marines OF all the other kinds of fighting crafts.
we'll ntenoned eastern penal faddist has made public
ment suggested for future up DO we take it in
ternaly must we be nnoculated with verbal virus?
The fiction numbers Of the repete with sur
prse Some OF the surprises the of good stories
Evidently the editors have dropped the cubsts impression
lists from the roll and returned carload of ypewr
If the United States becomes involved in with of
the powers the twentymions of dollars Colombia
celve from this country will be considered expenditure
OF money Inc proximity OF Colombia to the canal will
give the United States valuable ally when the paid
middle class has discovered in the United States by
writer IN the Atlantic monthly He calls article The
Changing Middle Class That very encouraging changing
changing there will be distinctions in the country
But still would be safe tell anybody this country
that they belong to the middle class You classify
Americans That of thing will do Europe but not here
where everybody expected the presidency
mmeoately after ne dons long pants
The complicated political situation within the Austrian
empire and the countries along the southern frontier of
the dual monarchy threatens Europe with babarsm
war
The reasonable and proper thing to do is to give Serva
Bosnia and Herzegovina and thus Serb empire
The complex character of the people within the dis
trbance makes other solution the problem appear
abortve No doubts but that Austria crush Serva
but then to DO would not extnguish the flame hatred
within the breast of every Serb.
John Burroughs in his article, "A Bird of
refer to the small part that life plays in the scheme of
tnmgs: 1he great cosmic machine would just we'll
And yet whole lot of people they are running this
old planet of it sing in tune with the whole solar
system. Good for John Burroughs He is the who
is of
kind OF faker Read his article He has give
Manufacturing preposterou anecdotes has become fad
Here is one from the Cornell Widow
Can get off today, boss?"
A weddin'."
I'D like to- sir Pm the bridegroom"
Men in this country do not rule call their employer
boss nor DO they sir when speaking their employer
The entire anecedcte tailor made might say cooked
order Then wherein lies the might CT the chestnut Why
the pIeposeou I'm the ending of the dialogue
The Cornell Widow only of periodicals that print
anecdotes and the quoted than be OBJ
served in the other weeklies and monthlies.
Sausage the only that reasonably cheap and the
cuts to eat The high price of food
some peculiar advice Men, struggling stretch their dollars
are told to eat vegetables eat whale fish,
food eat cooked food eat less and wonder
that advisor has realized that who like
three square meals day The idea of telling working
eat because that connection cheap But these peo
pie who continually giving advice usually hand pack
ages tha' are prepos0erous
takes all kinds of people to make world and
each kind gets into prison.
We have in here with from every civilized country
the world and the the civilized the greater
number OF natives of that country the pentent
Mancurists make feons," reads headline Whaddye
mean by felons"?-Mower County Transcript.
We are not guilty Most of us in here just used jack
knife to cut nails when outside.
Perhaps the next palace of peace will be somewhere
in Asia Europe has the Hague but just you
would call palace Did not the European
to arbrate?
What complex complication is European politics.
Treaties violated, agreement dsregaded nation up
nation rushing and the end of madness no man
foresee
The labor of years work. building up an out
let for her surplus manufacturers destroyed by Germany when
her army crossed the Belgium frontier.
The French gladly welcoming the coming of the battles the
cost OF which will mpOverish their The English