davidaulloa/AmericanStories huggingface dataset:
Arizona republican., 1914-02-15

'Westfall called out in eighth.
 Score by Inninas Phoenix 0 1 0 002 % 0 0 0 IA Hits ..1 ? 001 01 1 o 1 IT Grndale Q 70 0 ? 0 % 0 DO 0-3 Hits ...110 020 0f0 % 0-5
 Summary Stolen bases: Helm. ?; Pitts; Ly- all: Westfall; Peter, 2; Brison, ?; Brown.
 Bases on balls: Off Brown, ?. Hit by pitched ball: w. Grassi by Brown.
 Struck out: By Brown. 12 by GraSsi, '.
 Passed balls: Harrison, ?. Wild throw: GraSsi. Time of game: 2:08. Umpire. Mckinley.
Arizona republican., 1914-02-15
Hart SChaffner
 and Marx Clothing

H. s. and M. Clothing for are the worlds fine Clothes standard Over three million well dressed men are clothed in Hart Schaffner and Marx gar ments We are now showing the first of the at tractive spring models The new Clothcraft Clothes are in too
Arizona republican., 1914-02-15
M aroons

In recent newspaper article Ed die Collins of the Athletics paid trib- ute to Ty Cobb as follows: 'Take it from one who knows, there is only one Cobb. All the rest are imita- tions.'
Arizona republican., 1914-02-15

Hire a little salesman at The Re- publican office. A Want Ad will see moro customers than you can.
Arizona republican., 1914-02-15

After the main cup contest. ten high men were picked to shoot ten shots apiece at the 800 yard range for handsome $20 gold medal. Gull ley won this with scores as follows:
 aI
Arizona republican., 1914-02-15
COYOTES BEAT
 GLENDALE IN
 TWELVE TRIES

Hit, Steal by Brison in First of Twelfth and a Wild Heave into Diamond Put Across Winning Run - Westy's Temper
Arizona republican., 1914-02-15
TUCSON M0F0Rb|K|STS
 VISIT PHOENIX
First Tucson-Phoenix Run is Success, Though Mum Der Making It is Small Dinner and Auto Show for Guests
Those Who Came Through

The following Tucson riders arrived in Phoenix last night to be guests of the Phoenix Mo- torcycle club for Admission
Arizona republican., 1914-02-15
$20.00 Gold Medal Match

n high men picked from cup
The Washburn times. [volume] (Washburn, Wis.) 1896-1976, 1914-08-13

ent of the party is turning to
Andrew H. Dahl whose qualifi-
cations are equal to any other
candidate and who exceeds all
others in hustling ability. Mr..
Dahl is now engaged in putting
up an intelligent and spirited
campaign and those of the re-
publican party who would rather
see a progressive nominated
than the man from Milwaukee
are throwing their support to him.
That Mr.. Dahl is thoroughly
progressive in his ideas is attest
ed by his record made in the
legislature when he was In the
thick of the fight against the
interests in favor Of the people.
For three successive terms the
people of his home county re-
turned him to the legislature
The Washburn times. [volume] (Washburn, Wis.) 1896-1976, 1914-08-13

Aldermen-Henry Johnson, Frank Skuhra
H. H Peavey. E. A. White. A. Holgren
Andrew Faux, Chas p. Lysager. Andrew
Peterson. Ole Thoreson. r. A. Herring.
Kurschner. VIM. Felix.
Standing Committees
Judiciary Rules and Ordinance-Peavey.
Johnson and Herring.
Finance and Claims-Lysager. Holgren
and Thoreson.
Fire and Water-Johnson. Herring and
Skuhra.
Streets and Bridges-Lysager, Herring
and Felix.
Sanitary Affairs and strengthening,
Faux and Holgren.
Poor Committee-Peterson. Felix and
Holgren.
Public Property and Public Grounds
Peavey. Skuhra and Peterson.
Stationery and Printing-White, Kursch
ner and Faulk.
Lights-Thoreson, Peavey and White.
The Washburn times. [volume] (Washburn, Wis.) 1896-1976, 1914-08-13

Renan while travelling alighted at
Naples. One morning servant of the
hotel came to him and said that as she
had heard the preacher at the cathe-
dral make use Of his name many
times she would be thankful if he
would choose for her number in the
lottery about to be drawn. "If you
are saint" said she, ''the number is
sure to be a good one; if you are a
devil, it will be still better" Renan
smiled and chose q number, but he
never knew if the servant was lucky.
The Washburn times. [volume] (Washburn, Wis.) 1896-1976, 1914-08-13

where he could assist in carrying
on the fight for progressive ideas.
Later he was elected State
Treasurer and it was here that
he proved he could economic
and lessen the expense of the
administration of the office.
Voters generally will feel that
in Mr.. Dahl they will have can
didate who believes in progress
without extravaganza. He will
have strong support from his
home section and from the north
western and northern part of the
state. Dahl sure looks like a
winner at the primaries.
Cl4u 0AGoos~
The Washburn times. [volume] (Washburn, Wis.) 1896-1976, 1914-08-13

old Stalwart wing of the same
party. The big papers of the
state are beginning to concede
this.
The feeling of the Republican
party seems to be to pick the
strongest man and the one whose
chances of victory in the gener-
al election are most sure and for
this reason the progressive elem
The Washburn times. [volume] (Washburn, Wis.) 1896-1976, 1914-08-13
Dahl for Governor

The real battle for the Repub-
lican nomination for Governor of
Wisconsin at the primaries to be
held on September LIST will be
between Andrew H. Dahl of
Vernon county, the candidate OF
the Progressive Republican party
and E. L. Philip of Milwaukee,
who is being supported by the
The Washburn times. [volume] (Washburn, Wis.) 1896-1976, 1914-08-13
Pictorial Review


ein
fashion Published monthly
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The Washburn times. [volume] (Washburn, Wis.) 1896-1976, 1914-08-13

For regular action of the bowels;
easy natural movements, relief OF
constipation, try Doan's Regulets4
25c at all stores.
The Washburn times. [volume] (Washburn, Wis.) 1896-1976, 1914-08-13
CITY NEWS
READ THE TIMES.

Good dwelling house for Sale.
Ten rooms and city water and sewer.
Llrga stone basement. Nice
location. To be sold cheap. Inquire
at Times Office.
The Washburn times. [volume] (Washburn, Wis.) 1896-1976, 1914-08-13

Treasurer Alfred Froseth
Register of Deeds Nels Myhre
Clerk of Court F. A. Bel
Superintendent of Schools Jessie N. Smith
Circuit Judge G.. N. Risiord
Municipal Judge A. M. Warden
End Municipal Judge Peter j. Savage
The Washburn times. [volume] (Washburn, Wis.) 1896-1976, 1914-08-13
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White Pine news weekly mining review. [volume] (East Ely, Nev.) 1910-1920, 1914-10-04
spirit of the Auction.

An auction was under way. and the
room was crowded. An excited man
burst through the gathering and
reaching the ~auctioneer, whispered
rapidly. The anctioneer nodded, held
up a hand for silence, and said:
Il am informed that a po~cketbook
containing 5000 In b~anknotes has
been lost In this hall tonight"
A hush fell over the assembly.
Because of the valuable doeu-
ments 1t also contains" continued
the auctioneer. 1.-The gentleman will
offer $50 to anyone who returns it.
and no questions will be asked
Silence once more reigned in the
hall. Then a mar in the rear spoke
up:
Il bid 800"
White Pine news weekly mining review. [volume] (East Ely, Nev.) 1910-1920, 1914-10-04
What She Wanted.
II bid 800

Miss Miriam had already had two
helpings of chicken, and now she de-
manded a third.
No. dear said her mother firmly,
you can't have any more. You've
had quite as much as is good for you.
but here is the w~ishbone. You shall
pull II with me; then. whichever of
rs gets the longest end will have her
wish come true"
This ceremony was duly performed
and at the conclusion little Miriam
iriumphantly waved the long end.
why. how NICE" exclaimed her
mother. You will have your wish.
dear. Tell mother what 1t WAS"
Il wished for more chicken an
sNered Miriam. passing her plate.
White Pine news weekly mining review. [volume] (East Ely, Nev.) 1910-1920, 1914-10-04
= =
SUMMONS

In the Ninth Judicial District Court
of the State of Nevada.
Lenna J.. Hatch. plaintiff. VS.. Ernest
S. Hatch. defendant.
The state of Nevada sends greeting
to said defendant:
You are hereby summoned to appear
within ten days after the service upon
you of this summons II served in
White Pine county or within forty
days II served elsewhere, exclusive OF
the day of service, and defend the
above-entitled action.
This action is brought to recover
a judgment dissolving the bonds Of
matrimony existing between you and
the plaintiff. ~...,
Dated July II, A. ID. 1914.
(SEAL) Clerk of said Court.
VIM. Mcknight. Attorney for Plaintiff
White Pine news weekly mining review. [volume] (East Ely, Nev.) 1910-1920, 1914-10-04
APPLICATION $3.50
Notice of Application for Permission
to Appropriate the Public Waters
of the State of Nevada y

Notice is hereby given that on the
Sth day of July, 1914, in accordance
with Section SO. Chapter lao. of the
Statutes of 1913, one o. o. Tognini,
of Hobson, county of White Pine,
and state of Nevada, made applica-
ton to the State Engineer of
Nevada for permission to appro-
pirate such waters of the
State of Nevada. Such appro-
priation is to be made from Willow
Spring. at a point in the NEA of NE
u of Sec 80, T "a So E, M d B &
M, by can of a pipe line and one
cubic feet per second is to be con-
veyed to two troughs situated about
ten feet from said spring, by means
of pipes and there used for stock
watering purposes. Water not to be
returned to stream.
w. NJ. KEARNEY,
State Engineer.
First publication July IS, 1914.)
(Last publication Aug. %. 1910
White Pine news weekly mining review. [volume] (East Ely, Nev.) 1910-1920, 1914-10-04

Bad Habits.

Representative Hobson was talking
in Washington about an antipro-
hibitionist.
But then" he said, this man is
as immoderate in his views as the
moonshiner was in his habits.
You drink a lot of monshine
whiskey, I'll bet" a magazine writer
raid to a m~oonshiner.
"Oh no, the moonshiner answered
oh. no; nothing to speak Of
How much do you average a
day." asked the writer. taking out
his notebook.
"Oh, about a. quart-very little
over a quart said the moonshiner.
Holy smoke. man." cried the
writer. i couldn't drink that much
water a day!' ~
II wouldn't dare try said the
moonshiner.'
White Pine news weekly mining review. [volume] (East Ely, Nev.) 1910-1920, 1914-10-04
SUMMONS.

In the Ninth Judicial District Court
of the State OF Nevada.
Laura Eta Waller. plaintiff.
vs..
Snowden A. Waller, defendant.
The State of Nevada sends greet
ing to said defendant:
You are hereby summoned to APP
pear within ten days after the SER
vice upon you of this summons II
served in White Pine County or with
In forty days IL served elsewhere.
exclusive of the day of service. and
defend the above entitled action.
This action is brought to recover
a judgment dissolving the bonds of
matrimony existing between you and
the plaintiff.
Dated Sept. 10th A. D. 1914.
fSEAL) F. d. OLDFIELD,
Clerk Of said Court.
VIM. Mcknight, Atty for plaintiff.
First published Sept. 27.)
Last Publication Nov. 3D.
White Pine news weekly mining review. [volume] (East Ely, Nev.) 1910-1920, 1914-10-04
Hunger

A missionary stationed in a land
where the natives were cannibals
wrote for assistance as follows:
Our small force of brethren seem
to be unable to cope with the distress
which prevails in this dark and be-
nighted land. Many of the natives
are starving for food. Please send
a few more missionaries"
White Pine news weekly mining review. [volume] (East Ely, Nev.) 1910-1920, 1914-10-04
The Two Voices.

There are two ideas of war-the
romantic and the realistic. Both
ideas were we'll voiced by Bill Bull
ger:
Every time | see grandfather's
sword and medals" said Bill, Il long
to take part in a universal war
Then, in an afterthought, voicing
now the realistic idea, Bill said:
But every time / look at grand
fathers wooden leg l long for the adj
vent of universal peace
White Pine news weekly mining review. [volume] (East Ely, Nev.) 1910-1920, 1914-10-04

Neighbours Little Girl. when
did you get back, Mrs. Browne? Did
you have a nice timer"
Neighbor. why, | haven't been
away, my dear
Haven't you, really? I'm sure
heard mother say you and Mr..
Browne had peer at Loggerheads for
a week,"-National Monthly.
White Pine news weekly mining review. [volume] (East Ely, Nev.) 1910-1920, 1914-10-04
Good Reading for Sunday


The kindly words that rise within
the heart
And thrill it with their sympa-
thetic tone,
But die ere spoken fail to play their
part,
And claim a merit that is not their
The kindly word unspoken Is a sim
A sin that warps itself in purest
guise,
And tells the heart that. doubling,
looks within,
That not in speech but In thought
the virtue lies,
Unspoken words. like treasures in
the mine,
Are valueless until we give them
birth,
Like unbound gold, their hidden
beauty shine
Which God has made to bless and
gild the earth
How sad 'twould be to see a mas
ter's hand
Strike glorious notes upon a voice
less iutei
But o. what pain when, at Gods own
command,
A heartstring fills with kindness.
but Is mute.
Then hide ii not, the music of the
Dear sympathy expressed with
kindly voice,
But let II like a shining river roll
To desert gray-to hearts that
would rejoice.
o. let the sympathy of kindly words
Sound for the poor. the ~friendless
and the weak;
And he will bless you: He who
struck these chords
VIII strike another when In turn
you seek.
John b. 0'Reilly.
White Pine news weekly mining review. [volume] (East Ely, Nev.) 1910-1920, 1914-10-04
Not Unexpected.

"What did the doctor tell YOU to-
day about old Uncle Jake's con
dition?"
lie was telling us that his mean
temperature was
Telling YOU about his mean tenn
perature. was he? That's no news.
Everybody who knows Uncle Jake
knows that he hasn't anything about
him that isn't mean
White Pine news weekly mining review. [volume] (East Ely, Nev.) 1910-1920, 1914-10-04
SUMMONS

In the Ninth Judicial District
Court of the State of Nevada.
Marietta Epling, plaintiff " Thon-
as r. Epling, defendent.
The state of Nevada sends greet
ing to said defendant:
You are hereby summoned to A.
pear within ten days after the service
upon you Of this summons II served
in White Pine County or within forty
days II served elsewhere, exclusive Of
the day of service, and defend the
above entitled action.
Tis action Is brought to recove a
judgment dissolving the bonds Of
matrimony existing between you and
the plaintiff.
Dated July 20, A. d. 1914.
F. d. OLDFELD,
(SEAL) Clerk of said Court.
Vim. Mcknight, Atty. for Plaintiff.
White Pine news weekly mining review. [volume] (East Ely, Nev.) 1910-1920, 1914-10-04

A genial comedian consulted an
oculist about his eyes. His nose was
small, and he couldn't keep on the
glasses with which the oeulist was
trying to fit him.
lyon are not uesd TO glasses, Mr..
Blank" said the oculist.
"Oh, YES, ! am" replied the COM
edian: but not so high up
White Pine news weekly mining review. [volume] (East Ely, Nev.) 1910-1920, 1914-10-04


Jes' ~a-wearyin' for you
All the time a-feelin' blue;
Wishin' for you-wonder' when
You'll be comm home agen. .
Restless-don't know what to do
Jes' a-wearying for you.
Rooms so lonesome with your chair
Empty by the fireplace there;
Jes' can't stand the sight of it,
Go out doors an roam a bit;
But the woods is lonesome too
Jes' a-wearying for you.
Comes the wind with soft caress,
Like the rustlin' of your dress;
Blossoms fallin' to the ground
Softly. like your footsteps sound;
violets like your eyes SO blue
Jes' a-wearying for you!
Mornin' comes; the birds awake;
Use to sing so for your sake!
But there's sadness In the notes
That come thrillin' from their
throats;
Seem to feel your absence, too
les a-wearying for you.
Evenin' comes; | miss you more
When the dark glooms in the door;
Seems jes' like you orter be
There to open 1t for me!
Latch zoe tinklin; thrills me
through
Sets me wearyin' for you,
Jes a-wearyin' for you
All the time a-feelin' blue;
Wishin' for you--wonderin' when
You'll be comm home agen:
Restiess-don't know what to do
Jes' a-wearying for you!
Prank l.. Stanton.
White Pine news weekly mining review. [volume] (East Ely, Nev.) 1910-1920, 1914-10-04
In Obscurity.

A couple of visitors from a rural
district were in the Strangers Gal
lery in the House of Commons, trying
to recognize their members on the
floor.
Il cant distinguish him, said one,
after 4 hopeless visual observation,
"Of course not" was the honest
reply. He can't even distinguish
himself. !"
White Pine news weekly mining review. [volume] (East Ely, Nev.) 1910-1920, 1914-10-04
Danger.

First director. Gentlemen, the
question Is. shall We arbitrator"
Second Director. Never. Why.
If we submitted this dispute / o arbi-
tration we might have to concede
something"
White Pine news weekly mining review. [volume] (East Ely, Nev.) 1910-1920, 1914-10-04

A house hunter, who had just got
of the train, stepped up to a boy
hanging around the station. with this
salutation:
my lad. / am looking for Mr.
Smithson's new block of semi-detach-
ed houses. How far are they from
here "
About 90 minutes walk" replied
the boy.
Twenty minutes" exclaimed tn.
house-hunter. Nonsense, The ad'
vertisement says five"
Well. said the boy. you can be
lieve me or you can believe the adver.
tisement, only I amt tryin to make {
SALE
White Pine news weekly mining review. [volume] (East Ely, Nev.) 1910-1920, 1914-10-04

Cheer Up.
Don't make your neighbors existence
unbearable
BY painting the future cerulean
blue;
Stop mournfully Numbering, LIST 1t
terrible?
wonder whatever we're going to
dor"
yon can't stop the var by namely
lamenting it:
Remember the fact that 1t isn't
your row,
With herds in the pastures and wheat
in the granaries,
With broad fields of corn never
touched by the drouth,
With fruit by the trainload piled up
at the e%anneries,
This isn't a time to get down in the
mouth.
Around our big cities no cannon
are laundering.
No war blackened battlefields
trouble our eyes.
We have only TO work. and We'll set
the world wondering
At what this great country can do
when II tries.
So get on the job and put all of your
heart in 1t.
The future will find us abundant
TO do;
Get out of the doldrums and play
your own part in it.
There'll be plenty of chance, v
doubt Ii. for you.
For when there's an end to this
blood-red insanity,
When war guns are silent and war
flags are furled,
This country must rise, for the sake
of humanity,
And help to rebuild at least half
! of the world.
White Pine news weekly mining review. [volume] (East Ely, Nev.) 1910-1920, 1914-10-04

Harold had discovered a new play
mate In a boy who had recently
moved into the neighborhood.
"What sort of a boy is this Johnnie
you talk so much about?" asked the
careful mother. ''Oh, he's not an
angel-that isn't his specialty-but
he's all right" replied Harold.
White Pine news weekly mining review. [volume] (East Ely, Nev.) 1910-1920, 1914-10-04
A Cheerful Outlook.

Lady (%engaging a page boy)
We'll, how soon can you Gomez"
Page ~treadily) AT once. num-"
Lady. But surely your present
mistress won't like that?"
Page t~brightly) 'Oh. yes. she
will. mum, She'll be only too glad
TO get rid of me-"
White Pine news weekly mining review. [volume] (East Ely, Nev.) 1910-1920, 1914-10-04
LEGAL NOTICES
SUMMONS.
Jos. E. Stevens

In the Ninth Judicial District
Court of the State of Nevada. &
Ruth j. Fees, Plaintiff, VS.. Henry
S. Fees, Defendant.
The State of Nevada sends greet
ing to said defendant.
You are hereby summoned to APP
pear within ter days after the SER
White Pine news weekly mining review. [volume] (East Ely, Nev.) 1910-1920, 1914-10-04

Received by a school teacher:
please xcoos Title she was absenc
Yesterday. 1t was raneing and she
gots wet in the a. m. and she gots
sick In the p. m.
White Pine news weekly mining review. [volume] (East Ely, Nev.) 1910-1920, 1914-10-04

Orator. 'One-half the world
doesn't know how the other half
lives,"
ShriI Voice from Crowd. ITS not
my wife's fault"
White Pine news weekly mining review. [volume] (East Ely, Nev.) 1910-1920, 1914-10-04

Head Waiter to Hungry Diner.
We have a new French dish.
Would you like to try 1t, sir /"
Diner. Matters not to me, Just
50 long as 1t will hold an order of
corn beef and cabbage"
White Pine news weekly mining review. [volume] (East Ely, Nev.) 1910-1920, 1914-10-04
High Brow Slang.

You do not speak to him."
No" replied the scholarly girl.
when | passed him | gave him the
geological survey
The geological survey"
Yes. What is commonly known
as the stony stare"
White Pine news weekly mining review. [volume] (East Ely, Nev.) 1910-1920, 1914-10-04
suited Him.

Suited Him.
Hotel Proprietor. You shall not
els hotel leave until your bill you
have paid i'm"
Visitor. You are too kind. then
this, ! take 1t is my permanent new
home?"
White Pine news weekly mining review. [volume] (East Ely, Nev.) 1910-1920, 1914-10-04
A Sharp RetOrt

A Sharp RetOrt.
First Bather. why Katherine,
your foot is bleeding. How did you
cut 1t "
Second Bather. "On the waters
edge. suppose"
White Pine news weekly mining review. [volume] (East Ely, Nev.) 1910-1920, 1914-10-04
The Fisherman.

Cautious, at morn, he lies about
the pool
His rod and line a-swish;
Boldly. at eve. astride a tavern stool,
He lies about his fish.
White Pine news weekly mining review. [volume] (East Ely, Nev.) 1910-1920, 1914-10-04

The Nasty Caddie.
Golfer alphabetically to caddie.)
Missed again. Shows I'm out Of
practice eh?
Caddie. "Oh, you have played be-
fore, them"
White Pine news weekly mining review. [volume] (East Ely, Nev.) 1910-1920, 1914-10-04
Some IOH.

links. What sort of a chap is
Johnson"
men in a corner. and one looks bored
to death. the other is Johnson"
White Pine news weekly mining review. [volume] (East Ely, Nev.) 1910-1920, 1914-10-04
Under Control.

Under Control.
Patience. He says his books are
his best friends"
Patrice. But he's forgetting the
ladies'"
Patience. 'Oh, no, he's not. He
says he can shut the books up when
he gets tired"
White Pine news weekly mining review. [volume] (East Ely, Nev.) 1910-1920, 1914-10-04

served in White Pine County or with
in forty days If served elsewhere, ex-
elusive OF the day of service, and de-
fend the above entitled action.
This action Is brought to &
judgment dissolving the bonds OF
matrimony existing between you and
the plaintiff.
Dated September 18th. A. D. 1914.
F. d. OLDFIELD.
(SEAL) Clerk of said Court.
VIM. Mcknight, Attorney for Plaintiff
White Pine news weekly mining review. [volume] (East Ely, Nev.) 1910-1920, 1914-10-04

Discreet.
May may l kiss you, oeaT?'
Said he
First / want one thing made Clear"
Said she.
Have you e'er kissed a maid before.
Or trfed?"
No." he answered--she was sure
He lied.
Then with willing lips she whispered,
well,
Yes, you may, since you don't kiss
and tell"
White Pine news weekly mining review. [volume] (East Ely, Nev.) 1910-1920, 1914-10-04

links. Would you marry for
money!"
Binks. Not until I've exhausted
every reasonable means of getting
it,"
White Pine news weekly mining review. [volume] (East Ely, Nev.) 1910-1920, 1914-10-04

Mary had a split-up skirt
Which made onlookers laugh,
They took no stock of Mary's lamb
When they could see her calf.
White Pine news weekly mining review. [volume] (East Ely, Nev.) 1910-1920, 1914-10-04

Genius car never despite labor
Abel Stevens.
White Pine news weekly mining review. [volume] (East Ely, Nev.) 1910-1920, 1914-10-04

Il thought it was a case of love at
first sight"
1T was; but then ] took a second
looki"
White Pine news weekly mining review. [volume] (East Ely, Nev.) 1910-1920, 1914-10-04

"A scientist computes that the salts
and fats of the human body are
worth commercially about IS. In
short, the average man is worth SIS.
Seems small. doesn't it?'
"0h, ] don't know. As | run over
my list of acquaintance II seems a
very fair price. louisville Courier
Journal.
Il want a parafin-gray hat with
fiame-colored trimmings"
yes, madam. For a garden
party?"
mo. For a church burning
party London Sketch.