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Burlington weekly free press. [volume] (Burlington, Vt.) 1866-1928, 1914-09-24

f. the Methodist Church. The speakers
of the afternoon were the Roy. H. A.
Jones and Prof. S. q. Johndroc. In the
evening the Rev. Charles A. Boyd, gen
eral secretary, gave an interesting ad-
dress on "The Bible and the Individual
Life" The following were elected Off
GERS; President, +. l.. Smith, Fletcher;
vice-presidcnt, s. Warner Brush. Fair
fax; secretary Miss Mary H.
Wheeler, Fairfax; division superintcn-
dents, elementary and secondary, Miss
Helen Leach, Fairfax; home and vista
ton, Mrs. Alice Emery Fairfax: adult
class, the Rev. j. NJ. Maxwell, Fairfax;
entertainment committee, Mrs. T.. Hunt
Fletcher.
Don Chapman OF Burlington was in
town Saturday the guest of his sister
Mrs. II. o. Wilhins.-Mrs. Walter Brush
and daughter, Marion, Of Burlington, are
visiting her parents Mr.. and Mrs. D. H.
Bcardsley.-Carl Lane of Springfield
Mass, Is in town to see his mother Mrs
Eva Lane, who is seriously ill.--C. s.
Howard Is in Boston on business.-Albert
n. Grinus is entertaining his parents from
Canada Alison Goodsoll was at home
from Burlington for the week-end.-Miss
Lillian Petty of Westford is the guest Of
Miss Jessie Southard.-Mrs. w. d. stew
art Clifford and Mary Stewart were in
Bakersfield Sunday.-Walter Brush Of
burlington was in town Sunday.--Mr
and Mrs. George Leach of Atlantic city
are the guests Of his parents after n
brief visit with his brother, NJ L. Leach,
of Burlington.
Clarence f. St Pierre died ut his home
q 4.
aged 80 years. The funeral was held at
his late home Wednesday morning He is
survived by his vile and several children
Tho fidelity class of the Methodist
Episcopal Church will meet Friday even
ing with Mrs Charles Ryan to plan tho
work for the coming winter.-Mr and
Mrs. II. NJ. Gregory We're In St Adams
Tuesday.-The Rev and Mrs. j. NJ. Max
well returned Monday night from their
trip to Ireland.
Burlington weekly free press. [volume] (Burlington, Vt.) 1866-1928, 1914-09-24
SOUTH BURLINGTON.

The Kings Daughters met We'd
nesday with Mrs william Parker.-Road
Commissioner DUEL has completed a line
piece of macadam road of FOG "ods on
the Hinesburg road which connects two
other pieces of state highway.-John
Kennedy of Colchester has come. to live
with his daughter, Mrs w. w. Aldrich.
Mrs. Lillian Gordon has sold her farm
on the Wiliston road and bought a
house in the city-The schools in town
will be closed untl further notice on ac-
count Of infantie paralysis
At the republican caucus Saturday
evening the following delegates were
elected to the county convention: II. II.
Wheeler. r. u. Bromley, f. b. Catln
and T.. NJ. HutChins
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FAIRFAX.

Mrs Ella Learned Wilson, wife of Cur
tbs Wilson, died at her home Tuesday
September 10 at 100 a, m. after a long
illness She is survived by her husband,
one sister, Mrs. l.. j. Morton, of ST. AL
bans and brother. The funeral was
largely attended at her late home We'd
nesday at 2;30, The Rev. Frank Umord, a
former pastor of the Baptist Church, of
which church Mrs. Wilson was n life
long member. ohciated assisted by the
Rev. +. Daniels of the Methodist Church
The burial was in the family lot at San
derson's corners--The 22d annual conven-
tlon of the Franklin County Sunday
School association will be held in the
Methodist Episcopal Church in Fairfax
Thursday and Friday October / ana .
The fourth annual institute of the La
mobile river district Sunday school was
held Wednesday afternoon and evening
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NORTH HERO

Gladys Strong Is attending the high
school at st. Alhans-Aliss Leah Rock
we'll visited her aunt. Mrs. Charles Tud-
hope. Sunday. William Best broke his
wrist Sunday while crankng an automo-
bile.-Julius II, seymore and family have
closed camp and returned to their home
In New York.-Bird Dodds is spending
fe- days With his parents before leav-
Ing for Springfield, Mass w. r., Donald
son is visiting in St Adams. Mrs. Nc
Mahon OF burlington is visiting her
daughter. Mrs, Glenford Dodds,-The flu
neral OF Warren Hutchins who died
very suddenly after short illness with
tuberculosis, was held at his home at
Jerusalem September l6.-Mr and Mrs,
William Hyde, Mrs, Carrie Y. Bacon
and daughter Ethel, will leave soon for
pasadena, Cal.
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Monponsett Mass, where he has been
for q few weeks.-Mr and Mrs. S. l..
Judd of Georgia were guests over Sun
day In the family OF their son, w. S.
Judd-S. C. Towle went to Brattleooro
Monday with his son, Donald, who will
resume his studies in the Austlne school.
DR. and Mrs. A. NJ Brown left Tues
day by automobile for Johnstown, N. "
where they will spend two weeks. The
doctor expects to finally locate In Bill
| lings Mont, where his mother and three
! brothers are scttlcd.-Ernest Spooncr OF
| Newport Is on two weeks vacation
with his mother Mrs Lydia Spooner at
the Center-Mr, and Mrs. William Green
| of Fairfax nre passing n few days with
their daughter, Mrs. G.. X. Kcniield.-
Miss Alice Young Is employed In the
store of Mrs. n. A. Burt.-Thc nigh
| school club played Bakersfield Academy
| In that town Saturday. bakersfield won
! by n score of to 3,-Fomer Clark of
Somerville, Mass. was a visitor in town
Tuesday.-Glenn Rubleo was taken SER
iousy i'll Saturday night. Doctors
Thomas and Abel of this place and
Ladd of Burlington were In consultation
on the case Monday, with the result
that the house is quarantined. His con-
dition Is not as painful as at nrst.-As
Indicating the big crop Of potatoes In
this section ]. o. Kimball shows lot
of six that weighs IL pounds. The heaviest
one weighed pa pounds. They were of
the Irish cobbler variety.
Mrs. w. J. Redmond, who has been
visiting her daughter, Mrs. Royce, in
| FaYston, has extended her visit beyond
her original intention. Roth she and her
| daughter were thrown from a wagon and
! Mrs. Boyce was severely hurt about two
weeks ago which has rendered her stay
imperative. They are both improving -
NJ ID. Cross of Bordovlle fell few days
ago from a load OF grain In the field
iniuring his shoulder.-E. T. Beatty. j.
! =. Kimhal II. L. Giddngs, f. a. La1cy
| H. V, Phelps and Alexander Cassidy
went to burlington Wednesday to attend
/ the democratic state convention. The
| three last named went by motor.-J. b.
Lambert of Montgomery, who had been
, visiting his daughter, Mrs Herbert
| Shower, left Wednesday, for n short stay
| in Burlington
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of tme.-Earl A. Braman is visiting his
parents in Westport, n. N.-H w. Tracy,
md, G. Frederick Jones and Kenneth
Hoeck have gone to New York city, maxi
ing the trip by automobile
The Ever Ready Circle of the Kings
Daughters will meet with Mrs. Sophia
Harmon to-day for an all-day sowing
meeting.-Miss l.. Louise Gates is visiting
IN rlnEton.-profossor Charles Lee
Tracy has returned to New York CITY
after spending the summer at his homo
hcro.-Georgc Baldwin of Philadelphia il
visiting his aunt Mrs Curtis Pago-Mrs.
Georgianna Dorm from Boston is the
guest of her sister, Mrs. Richard Coli
shaw.-Mrs. Frank Cary is in New York
Mr.. and Mrs. Allen Perla have returned
from trip to Lake George.
st GATHERINGS Church will be opened
every Sunday and services at usual
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TOWNSVILLE.

Mr.. and Mrs. c. G. Fuller are in
Wiliston.-The Lcnd-aHand will meet
at the hall this week instead of at Mrs
Peases as announced last Week.-Mrs.
CouGhlin, who dislocated her hip last
week. was taken to the hospital Satur-
day.-Mr. and Mrs. r. L. Stevens were
in Burlington Tuesday Mrs Naomi
Hldreth Murray Of Fort Morgan, Colo,
who was called here by the death of her
nephew, Ernest Bradley, will visit friends
for a few days before going to her Sis
tcr's, Mrs. BradloY.-The infant child of
Joseph Weston Is seriously i'll with
cholera int
Burlington weekly free press. [volume] (Burlington, Vt.) 1866-1928, 1914-09-24
JERICHO CENTER.

DR.. and Mrs NJ. O. Eddy and family
left Monday for Boston for a week $
Visit--Chcster Walton went Tuesday to
Middlebury, where he Is to attend COL
leEe.-N1rs. Thomas Henley of Richmond
is visiting at Mr.. and Mrs. r. T.
Maloney's.- missionary meeting will
be held Friday at Mrs. Hiram Widers.
Delegates will be appointed for the State
convention at NeN-port-NTrs. Wolcott
Beach is visiting at Milton.-No new
cases of infantile paralysis have de-
vclopcd, IS has been reported .-MaX
Stiles Is visiting at Alburg.-Schools in
this village are expected to open Mon
day.
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FRANKLIN.

Wood, who had n shock a few years ago.
suffered another last Thursday and die 4
Sunday evening. The funeral was held
at her home Tuesday afternoon, the Rev,
NJ A. Turner Officiating Miss Ella Ran
dali is visiting In Marlboro, Mass.-R. j..
Gates and Postmaster Whitney attended
the democratic State convention in Bur
nngton Wednesday.-The Rev. Father
Dewey who preached so acceptahly the
past two years In the Catholic Church,
preached his farewell sermon here sun
day farewell reception was given him
at A. Migrants Tuesday evening.
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SHELBURNE.

There will be a meeting Of the Ever
Ready Circle of the Kings Daughters
All day to-day for the purpose of tying
tomfortables- the republican caucus
Saturday night to choose delegates for
The county convention, the following
delegates were elected Clarence Morgan,
b. F. Peet, ], A. Corey, Fred Bacon;
klternates. w. j. sherisln, w. II. Ranks,
II. Deyette, II, w, Tracy, End and
:. NJ. Russell. They were instructed to
&upport and work for the nomination OF
4. w. Tracy. 1st for side judge-Miss
Gabrielle Cotnoir has gone 20 her nome
New Bedford, Mass, to spend the
wo weeks school vacation, and MISS
Eertrude Horning has gone to her nome
h Fultonville, N, T., for the same length
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GRAND ISLE.

Mr. and Mrs. Cecil Johnson called on
friends in town the last of the week.
Mrs. w G, Mlnckler has returned from
an extended visit In Bolton-Llttle Rich
ard Branch is able to sit out Of doors aft
or his recent inncss.-The schools at tina
Corners are quite small in attendance on
account Of the infantle paralysis scare
Cassius Winch returned to his home in
Upper Jay Saturday after visiting his
son, w. II. Winch.
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MONTGOMERY CENTER.

Homer Sheldon has moved to Stevers
Mills from J. c. Hutchins's.-Mrs. Helen
NJ. Wilcox of Quincy, Mass. is in town
on hus'ness.-At the special town meet
ing Saturday in the town hall by the vote
of rs to l IT was voted to exempt from
taxation the J. G. Hutchins firm for
term Of 10 years on new mill if they
would rebuid.-A daughter was born
Monday to Mr.. and Mrs, W. j. Wright
c. a. Gardyne Of this place was nominat-
ed for assistant judge by the republicans
at the county convention Monday.-Tte
Rev. w. T. Tuhbs, pastor of the Baptist
church, was called this week to Turtle
Point Pa, owing to the sudden death Of
his Youngest brother
Burlington weekly free press. [volume] (Burlington, Vt.) 1866-1928, 1914-09-24
ALBITRG.

hydro-aeroplane, shipped to Isle Ia
Mite by express Sunday morning and
put together by five men from Boston.
rose from the water with two men
aboard Monday morning al 1870 and flew
south as far as North Island City. where
It circlod about and went north en- route
for quebec. The machine which was be-
tween 80 and 100 horsepower, was sent
to Isle La Motto from Maiden, Mass,
and was assembled and equipped on tho
shore near Loren Wcdgcworth's 1t IS
thought that the powerful machine viii
lc shipped abroad.
Burlington weekly free press. [volume] (Burlington, Vt.) 1866-1928, 1914-09-24

and Mrs. Peter Flnn.-Miss Edythe Perry
of Middletown Springs has returned home
on account of the schools being closed
Henry Waltz of Burlington was in town
Sunday .--Mr. and Mrs T. w. lIit'hcocN'
John Brush, Mrs. Carrie Wcsthrook anu
son, Seth, were visitors at the home %
Lorenzo Rice Sunday-Mr. and Mrs GUS
Sherman of Cambridge were visitors az
L. C. Rices Saturday and Sunday.-Mrs.
l.. c. Rice and mother, Mrs. Evalin Whit
ton. are visiting in Cambridge.
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GRAND ISLE COUNTY
SOUTH HERO.

Seymour Robeyor is entertaining his
granddaughter and her husband from
Burlington.-Miss Mary Menard Of
Grand Isle is visiting her mother. Mrs
Andrew Blow.-Mr, and Mrs. Israel
Cootware have moved to Grand Isle
Joseph Croto has returned to Leomin-
ster, Mass-Miss Mary Allen has re
ceived news that her aunt. Miss Olive
IAllen) Pollens of Hanover, n. H., died
Saturday morning
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SHELDON.

Walter Morgan has moved his family
into the Chase house, which was recently
sold to j. o. Eddy.-NTrs. o. r. Greene has
been confined to the house during the
past week, but Is now much better.-'rod
Bocash of Greensboro spent Sunday with
his mother-B. O. Tillotson and family Of
bakersfield were visitors at Mark Stephen
-. 60. LIZ
Burlington weekly free press. [volume] (Burlington, Vt.) 1866-1928, 1914-09-24
HILL WEST.

Mrs. John Rushford is visiting at the
home of her son, Harvey Rushford. Of
East Enosburg.-IIazel, the little daugh-
ter of Mr.. and Mrs. Henry Sylvester, IS
seriously Ill with infantlle paralysis.--AIr
and Mrs. John Ariel are visiting their
daughter, Mrs Hardy Paronto. Of Hard
Burlington weekly free press. [volume] (Burlington, Vt.) 1866-1928, 1914-09-24
GEORGIA..

George Stanley Is at homo for couple
of weeks before entering school in Bur
Alice Wood is spending the
week in St Adams. Charles Bliss and
party spent Saturday and Sunday at +.
W. Biss.-Mrs. Laura Allen is some bet
ter than last week.-H. B. Curtis returned
Saturday from the State fair and vistin.;
friends in Randolph.
Burlington weekly free press. [volume] (Burlington, Vt.) 1866-1928, 1914-09-24
WEST MILTON.

Miss Hazel Bayless Of Burlington and
Miss IIilda Wright of South Hero have
|been guests of Miss Charlotte Osgood
flor several days.-A corn-roast and dance
Twas held at the home of Alexander Nc
INaIly Friday night,-About 30 young peo-
|ple from South Hero enjoyed a corn
Roast at the home of Miss Charlotte Os-
GOOD Saturday night
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ISLE LA NOTE.

Mrs. w, w Scoiield has returned from
n weeks visit in Montreal.-Apple pick
ing has begun. The crop promises to lie
a large one of excellent quality.
Miss Beatrice Houghton is at Canton,
NJ. W ta taks a course In domestic SCI
~ ~ 4
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MONTGOMERY.

George a. Lewis and Mabel Jewett,
both of this place, were married Septem-
Der II by the Rev. j. r. Baxendale
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Continued on PAGE o.
Grant County herald. [volume] (Lancaster, Wis.) 1850-1968, 1914-12-30
Summons

In Circuit Court for Grant County, Wis
cOnSin.
Joseph Dawson, John Fl. Dawson.
Elizabeth owen, Martha Diesel Lucy
Wolf. Abbie Dawson, Mahala Macke.
Fife Wolf. only heirs at law of Jacob
Dawson. deceased, and Lydia Dawson.
his widow, Plaintiffs
Joseph Coney and - Coney. his
wife, Margaret Kindle. whose name is
sometimes used as Margaret Kendall or
Margaret Kendle. Malinda BownaS and
Jane Warfield and all of the unknown
heirs, grantees, deviSeeS legatees and
representatives of said Joseph Coney
and - COney, his wife, Margaret
Kindle sometimes known as Margaret
Kendall or Margaret Kendle Malinda
Bown as. Jane Warfield and all persons
claiming under said parties or any or
either of them; the real estate herein
after described or any part thereof or
interest therein and all persons whom
1t may concern, Defendants
THE STATE OF WISCONSIN To the said
defendants:
You are hereby summoned to appear with.
in twenty days after service of this sum-
| mons, exclusive of the day of service and
defend the above entitled action in the court
aforesaid: and in case of your failure so to
do, judgment will be rendered against Vuu
according to the demand of the complaint,
OF which copy is Herewith served upon
| you.
The land affected by this action is describ-
| ed as follows: The south half of the north
west quarter and all of The north east quar-
ter excep tiug tract of land commencing at
the south east corner of said north east
| quarter, run thence west eighteen CS) rods
| thence in a straight line north eaSterly to a
| point on the section line twenty-four (24)
| rods. north of said south east corner of said
north east quarter, thence south twenty
| four GA rods to the place of beginning con
tanning one and 35-l00 acres more or less.
All in Section twelve Q2) Town three (3)
north Range three 90 west of the 4th p. NJ.
| in Grant County, Wisconsin.
| BROWN, BRENNAN & CARTHEW.
Plaintiffs Attorneys.
r. U. Address: Lancaster, Grant County.
| Wisconsin.
1st ms. Dec 80 last Jan. %
Grant County herald. [volume] (Lancaster, Wis.) 1850-1968, 1914-12-30
EVIL ALWAYS In IDLENESS
Much Truth in Japanese Proverb,
Which Should Read the Same
In All Languages.

There is an excellent proverb, which
has been handed down to one genera
ton after another of Japanese. 1t
ought to be in every language. 1t
runs thus: "To do nothing is to do
evil" Perhaps it is this which makes
the Jap so busy. 1t is very hard to
catch him doing nothing. Even his
social intercourse is filed with things
to do. There is infinite bowling and
scraping and bendins double before
friend is properly greeted or tea is
properly served. But the proverb may
not be compelled to work so far as
the Japanese make it work in order
to do good. 1t is question whether
the wise of this country realize as
they might, and as the wise should
how evil it is tc be idle. 1t is this
which leads the children of the city
into mischief. The house. ere so close
together that they have lost the
chores which were once theirs. The
chores are done out on the farms or
by the city. 1t is idleness which is
the curse of the rich and of tho poor.
Yet it is idleness which seems to be
the great desire of the individual Of
our nation. In desiring it they desire
evil and they do not realize what it is
they wish.
Grant County herald. [volume] (Lancaster, Wis.) 1850-1968, 1914-12-30
GiddY Amusement.

A young working class mother was
overheard proposing fresh entertain
ment 70 family party consisting Of
three or four children and a grown-up
sister. Come on" she said, "and I'll
take you to see your grandma's
grave" II don't see much in that"
dissented her sister. WELL" replied
the mother, thoughtfully, I'D rather
see a grave than a wedding. Do you
know that's the end Of .'-Manches-
ter Guardian.
Grant County herald. [volume] (Lancaster, Wis.) 1850-1968, 1914-12-30
Not Unlike PeopIe.

A noted naturalist states that ore
of the strongest of animal instincts is
that of blind 1nger, the venting of
spite on inanimate things. For ex-
ample, animals caught in traps will
punish the sticks and stones that lie
conveniently near. 1t is the same i'm
pulse which occasionally causes 6
grown person 20 kick door against
which he has r2mmed lis head.
But there are notable instances Of
forbearance and patience. The wind
may blow away !" robins nest time
after time, yet he bird apparently
never loses it's temper, but patiently
builds another one.
A western naturalist says that black
bears "act as some boys do on rainy
Sundays-just as if they had nothing
but time, and the problem was how to
kill it." They will attempt 40 things,
finish none, and then sit down as if
saying, well, what shall we do next?"
Grant County herald. [volume] (Lancaster, Wis.) 1850-1968, 1914-12-30
INDIVIDUALITY IN ONES PEN
Those Who Claim to Read Character
Profess to See Ability Even In
IIIegibIe Writing.

A newspaper. editor, a friend OF
mine, wrote such blind hand that it
was a byword throughout the Office
and a terror to the typewriter. One
day a joker inflated perfectly his
writing and signature and took the
scrawl, most Of wi ich was absolutely
meaningless, to tn editor himself,
asking if he would kindly tell what he
intended to say. The editor was
triae annoyed at first and started out
with: 'I don't see why you fellows
can't read my writing; it's plain
enough. Now, this-well, let me see,"
and he studied over the deceptive
scrap of paper for a few moments,
finally tossing it away and saying:
"That is a little blind, | must admit,
and I can't remember now just what
I did write"
People who profess to read charac-
ter by handwriting seem to find traits
of unusual ability in samples of the
most illegible writing, so if all wrote
plainly there might be less individual
ity in the world. 1 am tempted to
say what perhaps | ought not, as 1t
appears to be slur upon my own
sex-that, in my opinion, the peculiar
and illegible writing of men is decid-
edly more characteristic than the
meaningless weak and poor writing Of
a great many women. Whether a
judge of handwriting would agree with
me / do not know.
Our penmanship is something Pc
culiarly our own. Others may write
in much the same way, but never ex-
actly the same. Since handwriting is
so individual a thing, and to some ex-
tent an index to our characters, let
us hope that those who are quick to
see what it denotes may always find
some agreeable qualities.-Dorothy
Wayne, in the Philadelphia Ledger.
Grant County herald. [volume] (Lancaster, Wis.) 1850-1968, 1914-12-30
BOScOBEL.

Left over from last week.
So that readers of The Herald may
know that Boscobel is alive and on
the map / offer these few items.
Harry E. Light is still shipping
horses, generally good horses. He
sends those that are not strictly first
class to Chicago, but his best go much
further east.
The Dial Enterprise came out last
week with a r. page issue, which
looked like old times. Editor john
son knows how to print as many
pages as occasion requires.
Vacation in the schools for two
weeks, and the most of the teachers
have gone home.
Hugh Mathews has been appointed
to position on the staff of the ma
tional commander of the G.. A. R.
And they do say that the honor came
unsolicited.
Boscobel is now drawing its cleo
trio "juice" from Galena furnished
through contract with the Lancaster
Light and Power Company that
kills our home enterprise, but our
people say the power is more steady
than the home product.
Richland Center and Boscobel pa
pers are complaining over the penuri-
BUSINESS of the Milwaukee railroad.
They say this sort of economy will
bring no good results.
A light attendance of needles was
present at the meeting of the Grant
County Medical society, last week
Thursday. Evidently some of the
doctors got cold feet. The weather
was cold enough.
Boscobel merchants complained a
bit about holiday trade, but they do
that every year. The impression is
general here that trade was up tU
standard, and perhaps better than the
average.
Grant County herald. [volume] (Lancaster, Wis.) 1850-1968, 1914-12-30
Reyond Him.

A party of New Workers were hunt
ing in the "piney woods" of Georgia
and had as an attendant an old negro
whose fondness of big words is char
acteristic of the race. One of the
hunters, knowing the old Africans
bent, remarked to him: Uncle Nose,
the indentations in terra firma in this
locality render travelling in vehicular
conveyance without springs decidedly
Objectionable and painful anatomical
". Don't you think SOP"
Uncle Nose scratched his left ear
a moment and replied, with a slow
shake of his woolly head: "Mistah
Gawge, the exuberance OBJ yoh words
am beyon' nah iurydiction."