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The Grenada sentinel. [volume] (Grenada, Miss.) 1868-1955, 1914-03-20
RETORT SHOULD HAVE STUNG
Magazine Writer, His Suit Rejected,
Delivers Himself of Most Un-
gallant Speech.

Your aristocratic American million
aire will often make a mesalliance,
and marry a chorus girl or a parlor
maid. But | notice that your aristo-
cratic American millionairess, al
ways keeping her head, makes a good
match"
The speaker was Nine. Montessori,
the Italian edu~cationalist. She con-
tinued:
On my way hither on the boat
there was a beautiful American heir
ess to whom a young magazine writer
from the West paid assiduous court
But he, on account of the low rates
of the magazine, was as poor as
church mouse, and so the heires;
would not consider him seriously.
las they leaned side by side owe
the rail one afternoon, the heiress
looking over the rolling waters, sighet
and said:
s"I love the sea-
1.-THE impoverished and embittere'
magazine writer retorted with
sneer:
81 don't see why. 1t hasn't go
any money"
The Grenada sentinel. [volume] (Grenada, Miss.) 1868-1955, 1914-03-20
WOMAN %KILLSFRENCH EDITOR
Wife Of Cabinet Minister Takes Law
Into Own Hands for Figaro's
Attacks on Husband.

Paris.-Gaston Calmette, editor OF
the Figaro, was shot and killed by
Nine. Hariette Caillaux, wife of Jo-
seph Caillaux, the French minister Oh
finance.
Nine. Caillaux went to the office OF
the Figaro to carry out an act Oh
vengeance against M. Calmette, who
had been waging a campaign charac-
terized by great bitterness against the
minister of finance. She fired at least
three times, M. Calmette being wound
ed in the chest, In the side M In the
abdomen.
In her statement to the police Nine
Caillaux explained that the campaign
against her husband had IN
tolerable and she determined to stoI
II She consulted an eminent lawyer
who advised her that legal proceed
ings would be fhtile-that they were
often worse in the case OF an lnno
cent than in the case Of the guilty. sh'
decided then to take the law into ne
hands
The Grenada sentinel. [volume] (Grenada, Miss.) 1868-1955, 1914-03-20
HEADACHY,
SICK "CAScARETS'
Gently cleanse your liver and
sluggish bowels while
you sleep.
Get q 10-cent box.

Sick headache, biliousness, dizzi-
ness, coated tongue, foul taste and foul
breath-always trace them to torpid
liver; delayed, fermenting food in the
bowels or sour, gassy stomach.
Poisonous matter clogged in the in
testines, instead of being cast out
Of the system is re-absorbed into the
blood. When this poison reaches the
delicate brain tissue it causes con
gestion and that dull, throbbing, sick
ening headache.
Cascarets Immediately cleanse the
stomach, remove the sour, u~ndigested
food and foul gases. take the excess
bile from the liver and carry out all
the constipated waste matter anC
poisons in the bowels.
A Cascaret tonight will surely
straighten you out by morning. They
work while you sleep-a 1O-cent boz
from your druggist means your heat
clear, stomach sweet and your live
and bowels regular for months. ADV
The Grenada sentinel. [volume] (Grenada, Miss.) 1868-1955, 1914-03-20

Because of her own good looks, Mrs.
Hatch felt she married beneath her
when she took up with One-eyed
Jim. For six months she was faithful
to her VOW never to twit her husband
about his deformity; then one day her
sharp tongue got the better of her.
Jim listened quietly to his wife's es-
innate of himself, physical and other
wise. Ellen" he spoke at last. in his
calm voice, you're my wife now, but,
if Id had two eyes, I'd a looked
furder."-Judge.
The Grenada sentinel. [volume] (Grenada, Miss.) 1868-1955, 1914-03-20
Hadn't Seen "Pedsstrian."

While two men were driving in the
country in an automobile the car
broke down. Finally one decided to
walk on until his companion could
make the necessary repairs and over
take him. When the car was in run
ming order again the driver started
up, and a mile farther along came to
an old negro hoeing corn near the
roadside. did a pedestrian pass this
way awhile ago." asked the man at
the wheel. mo, sab. ! been right
head on dis cohn patch more n ar
hour, an nothin' done passed 'cepf
one solitary man, an he wuz a-tramp
in long on foot"
The Grenada sentinel. [volume] (Grenada, Miss.) 1868-1955, 1914-03-20
Eats Freely But
Has No Dyspepsia
A Little Pepsin in a Mid L0so-
five Promptly Corrected
q Bad INDIGESTION.

Fortunate is the one who can eat
lures Of dyspepsia, but as few are so
fortunate. care should be taken in the
matter of diet. Eating slowly, mastl-
eating the food thoroughly and taking
q short walk after the heavy meal OF
the day will do much towards assisting
digestion. Any grown-up person ought
to know the peculiar foods that do not
agree, and these should be avoided.
When these common-sense aids fail
the next thing to do is to take a mild
digestive tonic with laxative proper
ties, and there is none better than DR..
Caldwell's Syrup Pepsin. 1t contains
the greatest of all aids to digestion,
good pepsin. 1t has other ingredients
that act mildly on the bowels, which
together form a combination for the
relief of dyspepsia or Indigestion that
is unsurpassed.
Its action Is to tone and strengthen
the stomach and bowel muscles sc
that they can again do their work nat
urally without outside aid, and wher
that happy moment comes all medi
cine can be dispensed with. 1t is tn
best remedy obtainable for any dis
order of the stomach, liver and bow
els, for dyspepsia, constipation, bilious
ness, headaches, drowsiness after eat
ing, gas on the stomach. etc. Thou
sands of users will testify to this
among them Mr.. !. w. Goucher. Sites
Idaho. who for several years had a
The Grenada sentinel. [volume] (Grenada, Miss.) 1868-1955, 1914-03-20
Tn guv Waterloo Battlefield

L,ondon.-A committee, WHICH III.
.,ndos the duke of Wellington. Lord
Roberts and the lord mayor OF Lon
don has been formed to raise a pub
lie fund of $4,000 to purchase the
waterloo battlefield to preserve II
from a speculative builder.
The Grenada sentinel. [volume] (Grenada, Miss.) 1868-1955, 1914-03-20

The ferret-eyed little man stepped
across the street car aisle and WINS
pered into the ear of the tall chap
in a gray suit:
You'd better wipe that bit of egg
off your chin. The income-taX mai is
Just two seats in front of you. In
dianapolis Star.
The Grenada sentinel. [volume] (Grenada, Miss.) 1868-1955, 1914-03-20
He Admired Her JudQment.

She-Oh, Fred, dear, you are so no
Bile, so generous, SO handsome, so
chivalrous, so much the superior OF
every man | meet. | can't help Low
plain little me to admire?
He-Oh, don't know, dear; but you
certainly have very good Judgment
Tit-Bits.
The Grenada sentinel. [volume] (Grenada, Miss.) 1868-1955, 1914-03-20
cart New Murder Probe.

Atlanta.-A new inquiry into .ne
murder of Mary Phagan, factory girl
has heen begun here by the head Oh a
widely known detective agency n
,nvastieation is said to have the pach'
IT, ~ several private citizens.
The Grenada sentinel. [volume] (Grenada, Miss.) 1868-1955, 1914-03-20
CHILLs AND FEVER AND A,

CHIILs AND FEVER AND AGUE.
Are Promptly Cured by Elixir babek;
IT recommend Elixir Babek' to all
sufYered for several years. have tried
everything, but failed. until l came
across your wonderful medicine. Can
truly say 1t has cured M IN
scoe, Company G. 4th Battalion.
Elixir Babek 30 cents. all druggists or
by Parcels Post prepaid from kloczew-
ski & Co. Washington. d. C..
The Grenada sentinel. [volume] (Grenada, Miss.) 1868-1955, 1914-03-20
Erev's Vermifuqe

is a children's remedy with a record
of Is years of uccess It's the best
known specific for worms which SO
many children suffer from. Contains
no calomel. Csc. at all dealers.-Adv.
The Grenada sentinel. [volume] (Grenada, Miss.) 1868-1955, 1914-03-20
rin Shin Men Meet.

perlin.-Representatiyes OF all tns
,uans.Al,antic shipping interests are
La IN attend a conference for the
purpose of arranging a renewal Oh 'A'
traffic pool.
The Grenada sentinel. [volume] (Grenada, Miss.) 1868-1955, 1914-03-20
vii, Not Maintain Refugees

Mexico City.-The Mexican govern
oont has informed the United States
-ovornmeut that it will refuse to meet
the cost of maintenance OF Mexican
n~r;soners interned at Fort Bliss Tex
The Grenada sentinel. [volume] (Grenada, Miss.) 1868-1955, 1914-03-20
Very Final.

What the natter"
she has rejected mt again. She
says this Is final"
did she say how final?" inquired
the older and more experienced
a
The Grenada sentinel. [volume] (Grenada, Miss.) 1868-1955, 1914-03-20

Smith got a windfall the other
day"
What did he do with it,
Blew it in
The Grenada sentinel. [volume] (Grenada, Miss.) 1868-1955, 1914-03-20
Naturally.

What did you think of Jim's rattle
snake story?"
1T was a rafting good tale
The Grenada sentinel. [volume] (Grenada, Miss.) 1868-1955, 1914-03-20

Some people count their chickens
wen before they have any eggs.
The Grenada sentinel. [volume] (Grenada, Miss.) 1868-1955, 1914-03-20

As a matter of fact. a necessary
evil is unnecessary.
The Grenada sentinel. [volume] (Grenada, Miss.) 1868-1955, 1914-03-20

4 food for sore lungs. Deans Mentholated
Cough Drops. Cure coughs. by relieving
the eoreness-5c at Drug Stores.
The Grenada sentinel. [volume] (Grenada, Miss.) 1868-1955, 1914-03-20

Even in the good old summer time
one encounters d lot of cheap skates
The Grenada sentinel. [volume] (Grenada, Miss.) 1868-1955, 1914-03-20

Putnam Fadeless Dyes color in cold
water, Adv.
The Grenada sentinel. [volume] (Grenada, Miss.) 1868-1955, 1914-03-20
Intermittent.

Knicker-Any luck?
Bocker-No, the fish seemed to be
in part time schools.
The Grenada sentinel. [volume] (Grenada, Miss.) 1868-1955, 1914-03-20
A Tanqle.

Il regret to say that l find myself
missing"
"Ha, Then you are lost"
The Grenada sentinel. [volume] (Grenada, Miss.) 1868-1955, 1914-03-20

Is assured To those who use Aliens Foot Ease.
the antiseptic powder to be shaken into the shoes,
II prevents soreness and aching. $1,000 nstiInunlai IS,
Sold everywhere, 25c. Refuse substitutes. For
FREE trial package address Allen :. Ulusted
lie Roy, n. I.-Adv.
The Grenada sentinel. [volume] (Grenada, Miss.) 1868-1955, 1914-03-20
BIG COLORADO RANGE
r r3R pA AN GlRH 31AAHa

W. N. w., MEMPHIS. NO. 1e-i9f4.
The Topeka state journal. [volume] (Topeka, Kansas) 1892-1980, 1914-04-09
TIME TO SUBSCRIBE.
Banks Are Notified That Federal Re-
servo Books Are Open.

Washington. April 9.-Banlks apply
ing for membership must take the test,
the next step preliminary to the or
ganization of the new federal reserve
banking system. Comptroller Of the
Currency Williams has forwarded to
every one OF the national and state
banking and trust companies which
have applied for membership q copy
OF q circular letter telling of the divi-
sion Of the country into twelve reserve
districts and informing each bank to
which district it. will belong. With
this notice M. C. Elliott, secretary Of
the reserve bank organisation COM
mittee, sent a blank form on which
banks shall signify the amount of their
subscription and also q circular letter
calling attention to the law which pro-
vides for q subscription Of six per cent
Of a banks combined capital and sur
plus.
banks" Mr.. Elliott wrote. Twill mater
tally facilitate the organization of the
federal reserve banks and enable
member banks to avail themselves Of
the advantages of the. federal reserve
system by bringing into operation
those provisions Of the federal reserve
act which become effective and oper-
alive when such federal reserve banks
shall have been organized"
Treasury Officials were hopeful that
t1Ao dppSse s4yks PIo1HPeSS uCtAOu WOu1O
meet with . response from the banks
1t will take about five days for banks
on the Pacific coast to get the sub
scription- blanks and letters and as
much time for an answer to come to
Warrington. Banks in the eastern
districts, however, may be able to send
their subscriptions In within a short
time and 1t 10 possible the way will be
cleared for the organization of the
first bank within q week.
Under the law banks have thirty
days after notice, to subscribe but Of
ficials do not believe that this time
limit will be taken advantage OF by
many institutions since banks which
intended to enter have been preparing
for this step for the last few months.
The Topeka state journal. [volume] (Topeka, Kansas) 1892-1980, 1914-04-09
MASSACHuS IS CHILD.


The soldiers. when they como to-
gether In their last statewide reunion
at Topeka, May 20. ~ and ~. WIN
have no dimculty I'm locating the COM
rade9 with whom they served In the
war OF the rebellion from 81 to 'eE.
Provision has been made for the reg
istration of soldiers by states % that
tho veterans may easily ma their COM
rades in arms Of more than nifty years
ago.
There will be many state reunions at
Topeka In May. II u hoped that all
the states that sent soldiers to the
Civil war and who later Joined the
grand army that came to build homes
in Kansas viii be represented. Death
Is fast thinning the ranks Of the men
who. 10000 strong. invaded this
wilderness of prairie and laid deep and
lasting tho foundation Of . great state.
Not mora than $4,000 Of these heroes
arc living. It would be q glorious
achievement II in this last grand re-
union at Topeka, to dedicate Memo
rial hall. every ono Of these soldiers,
their children and grandchildren,
could be present.
Massachusetts, claimed Kansas ~ its
child. Kansas may properly be called
the child Of every state that sent sol
diers to battle for it, right to be free.
In this great struggle. the courage
constancy and patriotism Of the SOL
diers OF all the states fighting for the
Union were conspfcuously illustrated.
The Topeka state journal. [volume] (Topeka, Kansas) 1892-1980, 1914-04-09
SUIT FOR 10 CENTS.
Santa Fee Files It in Court AGAINST
Hinlxle.

The Atchison. Topeka and Santa
Fe railway. corporation worth $780,
100000, has filed suit in the city court
for ten cents. This is the smallest
damage suit ever recorded in the
county.
The complaining witness is w. E.
Cowdrey. 1919 N. Harrison street. a
special agent for the railway, who al
leges that George Hinkle, an employee
of the Wear Sand company, stole a
bunch of waste, value two nickels.
When Hinkle was arraigned before
A. c. Bartel. clerk of the court Of To-
peka, he appeared ready to plead
guilty-safd he was cold and wet and
abstracted a bit of waste to build q
fire. He was told that the ten-cent
case would approximate SIS in costs
If he entered a plea of petty larceny
and retired to think the matter over.
In filing the case. Mr.. Cowdrey ex-
planned that waste was habitually TAX
en- from sand cars; that. in case of a
hot box, its absence might result Sc
riously.
The case has been docketed for
hearing next week.
The Topeka state journal. [volume] (Topeka, Kansas) 1892-1980, 1914-04-09

son, MS nome town. JUST now Neeley
is trying to hold the love and friend
snip of both Coon Beck and Sam
Graybill, opposing candidates for the
job. and has returned to Kansas to
announce that he has made no recon-
mendations for the appointment. Nee
ley, who will spend three weeks in the
state, will start his campaign Friday
night in a speech in Newton.
The only hope the Democrats of the
state have to elect a senator this year
is to nominate you," someone recently
wrote to Neeley-according to Medley.
And the modest Mr.. Medley admits that
the author Of the letter spoke the SIM
pie, honest truth. So Mr.. Neeley's SEN
atorial candidacy will be predicated on
the theory that without Medley to guide
them, Kansas Democracy will disband
and file petitions in voluntary political
bankruptcy.
Start Fight on Helvering.
For some months Fifth district
Democrats had grumbled and murmur-
ed and muttered and threatened to do
things to Congressman Guy T. Helver-
ing when they stepped behind the can
vas curtains in the voting booth where
no one was looking. But now H. L.
McClurkin, of Clay c inter-, has step
ped right out in the open and demands
that the emocrats place a candidate
in the field against Helvering in the
August primaries. McClurkin offers
several reasons why Helvering should
return to his law practice in Marys-
vile rather than a seat in Washing
to-.
I'VE nave a congressman who poses
! as supporter Of President Wilson and
Mr.. Bryan" says McClurkin in an open
letter to the Fifth district Democrats.
land who comes back to Kansas on
two public occasions and pretends to
be the presidents special messenger to
carry greetings to the people and Dem
ocrats. Yet in spite Of these poses
) and pretenses, many of us Democrats
believe him to be mediocre and radi-
cally unfit for the place.
believing as we do, it appears to
me. that in justice to ourselves we
are in honor bound to bring forward
a candidate to oppose him for the NOM
nation. And in all fairness to Mr..
Helvering he has the right to know
the extent Of dissatisfaction with his
course. And the dissatisfied would cer-
tainly be pleased to tell Mr.. Helvering
what they think Of him August 4, rath-
er than nurse their wrath and whet
their knives for use in November. And
no man, however well pleased he might
be to receive the nomination, would feel
like going into a campaign that must of
necessity result in much personalities,
and when he would appear to be mere
ly petty pol clan seeking to profit
by the blunders and weakness Of Mr..
Helvering. Unless there is q rear de-
, mand for another candidate we can not
hope to peat Mr.. Helvering for the NOM
nation
The Topeka state journal. [volume] (Topeka, Kansas) 1892-1980, 1914-04-09
TODlY'S MARKET REPORTS.

Chicago. April o.-WHHAT-Cold wealth.
a. over the southwest put wheat prices
today ON the upgrade. News that kMiing
frosts had been experienced at many
places gave the bulls an advantage not
w1thstanding denials that the tempera-
ture had been severe enough TO inJuio
wheat. Opening quotations were Nc TO
Ao higher. and the market farther ad-
vanced.
Deferred deliveries suffered a decided
reaction during the last hour and tho
close was weak. 3k0kc on to 10 up.
CORN-Regardless Of continued pur-
chAses OF Argentine cargoee to come to
Chicago in May. corn showed strength.
Traders leaned to the idea that not
enough supplies to make any difference
could reach hero from South America
before June. Prices started a sixteenth
on to Nc up. and subsequently made .
material gain Ill around.
Lquidating sales later by holders more
than wiped out all the gain. Contrary
to expectation. Argentine samples received
here failed to show weevtl. The close was
weak at &c net decline.
OAT6-Oats rose with other grain. The
market, however, was dull.
PROvISIONe-Larger receipts Of hogs
at western points weakened provisions,
first sales were . shade to &c lower and
there was no sign Of any important
rally.
The Topeka state journal. [volume] (Topeka, Kansas) 1892-1980, 1914-04-09
PIRATES ARE HERE
Fred Clark and His Band Ar
rived at Noon.
They Want the N. L. Pennant-
Wagner Is the Magnet.

Fred Clarke drifted into Topeka.
from Omaha, at noon today with two
important things to attract his atten-
ton. The first was the Pittsburg Ma
tional League baseball team and the
other in his big ranch near Winfield.
In the Pittsburg National team, Fred
Clarke thinks he has a winner and that
nothing but injuries can keep his club
from winning the Rational pennant.
thus giving him chance at the world
series
The Giants will be hard to beat. In
fact New York has not suffered by the
invasion of the Federals but Clarke
thinks his club will beat the Giants.
Clarke lost a good southpaw pitcher
in Robinson but captured a good right
handler in Bob Harmon. He also cap
tured Konetchy, a good first baseman,
something he has never had before. In
addition to that Konetchy will be one
of the best hitters on the club, and
that will help some.
The Topeka state journal. [volume] (Topeka, Kansas) 1892-1980, 1914-04-09
GREAT BEND Is CROWDED.
Finds It Necessary to Erect Building
to A<>rosmunf,f2nfa NleFchnUfR.

Great Bend, April As q result
OF activity on the part OF the BUSH
ness men Of the town the last few
weeks there is not vacant room In
the town, an every ono has been
leaaed and in three notable instances
the buildings already up are to be
torn down md modern structures
erected. The prospects for a big
wheat crop and the fact that the milk
condensery is to be located here this
hummer have brought about a change
IN business conditions that will justi-
~ a prediction Of 1000 more people
IN Great Bend and that many more in
q radius of ten miles before fall
The Topeka state journal. [volume] (Topeka, Kansas) 1892-1980, 1914-04-09
! AN ILL WIND.


The freeze Of last night and today
should kill many grasshoppers. The
'hoppers had already appeared in
Shawnee county in larger numbers and
much earlier than usual. The warm
rains and sun had brought many of
them to the surface of the ground a
week ago. Their wings had not then
matured and the insects could not fly.
The question now IL, has the freeze
nipped the whole hopper or has It
merely frosted those tender young
sprouts Of wings? Will the 'hoppers
have to crawl through life with chill
blains ON their wings. or did the frost
cause them to turn up their toes and
quit business entirely?
The Topeka state journal. [volume] (Topeka, Kansas) 1892-1980, 1914-04-09
INJURED CONVICT DIES. !.
John Rush, Injured in Machinery,
Succumbs Before Wife Arrives.

Rush. a federal convict. serving four
years for grand larceny, died at the
prison Wednesday from injuries suf-
fered when he was caught and crush
ed in the cogs of a machine in the
blacksmith shop. Mrs. Rush. who had
been notified of the accident, arrived
at the prison from DeadwOod, s. D.,
five hours after the death of her hus-
band. The body will be shipped to
Deadwood.
Rush had been at the prison three
years and was favorite with both Of
ficials and prisoners His body was
horribly mangled, several ribs being
broken and an arm torn from the
socket.
The Topeka state journal. [volume] (Topeka, Kansas) 1892-1980, 1914-04-09


The Philadelphia and Chicago clubs
were wrecked by the Federals. the
Brooklyn club is not considered to be
in the running, so this leaves but the
three in the race and Manager Clarke
Is depending upon the added strength
to pull the team to the top. OF course
he allows for the loss of Hendrix and
is depending upon Pitchers Marty
O'Toole and Babe Adams to- be bet
ter than last year. If this works out
as he thinks now tie club may accom-
plish the results.
Pennant and Then Retire.
The pennant will probably mean the
retirement of the Pirate chieftain, al
though Clarke Is not saying much
about it. Clarke has picked his lineup
for the opening game, and barring acI
cidents, the same men will face the
Kaws today and Friday. Konetchy
will be at first, Viox at second, Wag-
ner at short, Mowry at third, Mike
Mitchell in right, Joe Kelly, formerly
in left. George Gibson will be one Of
the catchers. Kantelhiner, a recruit
from Victoria. Is pronounced a real
find and may pitch in one Of the
work Joe Leonard, with Des Moines
last year, may be used in one Of the
games at third. This boy is said to be
one of the best recruits on the club.
Clarke Is a Kansas Farmer.
Clarke is western man. He has
lived economically while in baseball
and invested his savings In land and
stock which make up his ranch at
Winfield. This ranch is next on his
mind to the baseball, the latter having
made the former possible.
Clarke likes Kansas and is proud Of
It. He will make his home on the
Cowley county ranch when he retires
from baseball.
The Pirates are in good physical
condition. They trained at Hot Springs
and have been enjoying fairly good
weather since being on the road in
exhibition games. Clarke turned Out
fielder George Watson back to the st.
Joe club and also s. G. Britton, q
shortfielder. Britton will make a
valuable man in the Western League.
He hit .283 last year in the Texas
league and is a good fielder.
Hans the Great.
Hans Wagner is the greatest draw
ing card with the team. The veteran
shortstop is beginning his eighteenth
year in professional baseball and is
said to be In better condition this
spring than at the same time last year.