Saturday news. (Watertown, S.D.) 19??-19??, 1914-03-19

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Remember Tie camp grounds
Just before the battle, mother
Every married woman feels sorry for the ether womans hus&
There is : mighty good fellow on the way ticket How can
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One Of the great events Of the year 1914 is sold Badly
that you see a fat man riding a motorcycle.
have a hard time making ten bones . week.
They say there is use for everything in this world. But side
whiskers, and holes in Swiss cheese are still mysteries.
One reason why some married women don't want babies is
that they might kiss Edo and get his dear little nose all dirty.
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# there was a Law compelling people t. practice what they
preach the editor OF the Public Opinion would be as dumb as an
oyster. A$
Man spends one-half Of his life watching the hair coming out On
his upper lip and the other half Of his life watching it come out on
the top Of his dome.
Gov. Byrne fights shy Of Codington county in his campaign.
he must be afraid the people Of this county win make him look
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If Thomas Edison wants to make a hit Why don't he invent
something 50 that a man can tip his hat to awoman without ex-
posing his bald spot.
The pastor Of the sharps and Flats is not in the habit Of
giving his readers a bum. steer He says what he thinks even
At 1t s expensive sometimes.
The old fashioned man who used to worry for fear he would
be buried alive now has a son who keeps himself embalmed all
the time and takes no chances.
II. Disk = Richards Asasla.t the father q the E, .progressives Z, told Is. some.
% boot IN the StomachS of some of that clan in this county. eS
There will always be divorces as long as engaged couples
rage. Three divorces were granted IN Watertown last week
Stealing. our camp grounds was. like taking candy from "a
blind baby We had such implicit confidence in Gov. Byrne-as
Happy Hooligan' says, 1T IS q long woim that has no toining IS
Public Opinions attack on the county commissioners was
are disappointed il love or a little piece Of official county print
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We know what. Aberdeen and Brown county would do to
any candidate that would steal it's normal school. They would
hit him 50 hard that they would jar all Of his relatives in the old
country.
If little Stitzel can get by with that progressive salve',
after Coy. Byrne and Pete Norbeck stole our camp ground, the
people OF Codington county are. a bigger lot of suckers than we
Wonder what Hank Wiersbeck would take to move the whole
city of Watertown over TO Redfeld. That town has already
captured our camp grounds, is after our band, and it is currently
reported, own the controlling stock T. our daily paper
Mont Bannister i too busy selling Fords t. give very. much
dGteHIlOn to pOHucs. ~ NlOnU Isl canuldaJe Tor county COMMISSION
er from the Watertown district. If he can get ali Of the Ford
owners N the county TO vote. for him he will win in q walk.
Crawford, Byrne and Norbeck are not entitled to one solitary
vote in Codington county-but we suppose they will get at least
two-stitz and his. hired man, George Hhott-yet we are not SO
sure that George will vote that way as he is Quite WatertoWn
booster.
m..a The s, camp e, grounds &. were sas. not e ! such : bad & thing t. take take 4, T
amount Of moneys nothing for Nv atertown-we wouldn't stoop
down e pick up that much i We found i lying Y the street
Gov. Byrne writes the Daily Public Opinion saying that he
can See no reason why the Fourth Regiment band should be re-
moved from Watertown- He will probably discover q reason
later # he lss reelected governor. He could see no reason why
Hugh Headley wouldn't make d good state game warden-but-
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Politics makes strange bedfolWs. A couple of years ago
Wilbur ssUrsus'' Glass proclaimed from the band stand in Wa
tartowns that Gov Bvrne Crayufard sapd 4ba rnef of fbe bo,nab