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The Cairo bulletin., 1914-11-21
asstratei lscture on ewaier Term:.

lsstratei lecture on "water aTerm:-
nals.''
One feature. which promises TO te
of the greatest interest. will be q
series of addresses on some OF the
projects which we're moss. violently
attacked during III consideration CT
the Rivers and Harho.s bill. Sena-
tor Saulebnry OF Delaware, vail
speak on THE Chesapeake and Della
ware Canal" Senator Fletcher CT
Florida, on Tho Oklawaha River"
Senator sheppard of Texas, On "rhe
Tri2itJ River and Representative
Raktr nf California. on "1he Sacra-
mento and Feather Rivers" Follow
ing each of the addresses opportun-
ity will be given for free discussion.
Another feature of interest will be
an address by Representative J.
Hampton Moore. President of the
Atlantic Deeper Waterways Associa.
tion on The Pork Barrel"
Evening sessions Of the convention
will be held on Wednesday and
Thursday, December 9 and 10, the
latter being Ladies Night" AID,
dresses will be mace by Mrs. 'Saran
Willard Strout, of Portland, Maine,
President of the Woman's National
Rivers and Harbors Congress, (who
will also be chairman of the meet
ing), by Mrs. William Cummin g
Story, OF New York City, President
The Cairo bulletin., 1914-11-21
Associated Press,

London, Now 20.-Two big bat
ties. either or both Of which may
bring decisive results are being
fought in Poland and third con-
llict OF also equal Impotence is pro-
crossing in East Prussia. ~-aS
OF the three battles, that which is
now at its height between the Wis
tula and the Warta rivers and
which the Russians fought claim
partial success is exciting the great
est. interest. The Germans it is be-
.liesed have brought at least half a
million men in an'effort to break the
Russians line at this point.
Weather conditions, the frozen
ground and the Situation of the bat
tledela. favor a hattie, which TO q
degree! net eqnalicd, on any other
h.st'i N the present war;.
S The other bestls i'm Reland is tax
Ing place on, the Gractw srontsand
both the Russians and the Germans
claim tits proceeding satisfactory to
them. In Galicia the Russians are
moving steadily westward and at the
same time are siezing the passes ana
lighting in the Carpathians.
! F1aefe hsss been No sinportaut
change in are action OF the French
center. but ip the tAtgon region the
Germans have made vigorous at
tempts on the French right wing.
The Germans have retaken the viii
laee Of Chsuyeneourt.
'' The advance by Austria into Ser
yiais causing uneasiness in Bulgaria
as to the future of the Balkan states.
Italy has been affected by the Aus,
trian advance and, her ambassador
at the European capitals have beer
called home To confer with the cabk
me-. -,
Subscriptions to the war loan con-
tinua TO come in and it is reported
unofficislly tonight that there are
applications aggregating between
three and three and half billion
dollars the loan called for $3.50.
900. s i sss
The Cairo bulletin., 1914-11-21
WAR WITH RUSSIA A
QUESTION OF NERVES
SAYS Won HINDENBURC

Berlin, Ndy. 20.--Gen Won linden
burg, leader OF the German army
row facing Russia's crest war ma
chine, III an Interview with the 3er-
lin correspondent Of. the Vienna
Neue Freie Presse, expressed his
views concerning the Russians. He
said: &S,e
The Russians have numbers on
their side. but numbers alone are no:
The Cairo bulletin., 1914-11-21
THREE BATTLES NOW
- IN PROGRESS IN EAST : =
PRUSSIA AND POLAND
tcontinusd from rass one,

Lodz we captured battery Of heavy
artillery. ten machine guns and sew
erai hundred prisoners.
Stubborn fighting on the Czen-
stochowa and Cracow is developing
normally. On Nov. "a and IS we
took 3ee0 Austrian prisoners.
I'm Galicia We have occupied Wis
nicz, Gorlice. Dukla and Ojok.
The Cairo bulletin., 1914-11-21

should In no sense be made q poiiti-
sal question. Il is in all assea,ials
an economic question In the trsassf
meaning Of the term. II appeals to
all conditions Of trade and COMMERCE
The Cairo bulletin., 1914-11-21
spread Of cipsy Moth by Wind.

Experiments conducted by the
United States Bureau Of Entomology
prove that the newly-hstched cater
pillars OF the gypsy moth may be
blown. under favorable conditions. q
distance Of six miles or more. Thus
the wind lie an important factor In tho
spread OF this destructive pest
The Cairo bulletin., 1914-11-21

ueailH DeIore using
your medicine. / had
falling, infiamma-
ton and congestion,
fe m q lie weakness,
pains in both sides,
backaches and bear
ing down pains, ives
short of memory.
nervous, inpatient,
passed sleepless
nigh is, and had
neither atrenpth nor
The Cairo bulletin., 1914-11-21
Associated Press.

Associated Press.
Paris, Nov. 20.--A Petrograd dis
patch says
II lis announced here that the fat,
of Trzenyl appears to sc rapidly APP
preaching its end. The trenches
surrounding the Notifications are IN
possession. of the Russians. Many
of the trenches are filled with lye
confirming the statement by pris,
oners that cholera Ia raging r." tht
garrison of Przemysl."
The Cairo bulletin., 1914-11-21
JULIUS !. CONE
HEADS NATIONAL
WOODEN MILLS
Arrived From Chicago to Look After
the Interests Of the caigcv
Store Yesterday. :. !. : 3

Julius I Cone, President OF the
National Wooden Mills arrived in the
lily yesterday and VIII remain here
ssverat-days looking after the inter-
est OF the, Cairo store. ,Presiden!
Cone is from, Chicago and nss q great
string -oi ssf5res To look after. lie
visited here about three months ago.
The Cairo bulletin., 1914-11-21
Too ObilnIns.

ACoadactor., can you tsll me hoe
kEAt brakeman Lost his nnssrf" asked
tn stAqutsativs woman. NE ssstns to
10 4 very nice fellow. II 10 a pity 10
shsaIa be crippled" That's Just II,
mgth He To- . good fsllow.: He IL
20 ebitg!ng that he wore his tassr 81
pointing out the scenery along The
NAA---chieaso News. 81
The Cairo bulletin., 1914-11-21
THE british WAR
LOAN IS HEAVILY,
OvfRSUBSCR|bED
Government Asks for S1,,50,00C--.
Subscriptions Have Exceed
r ed $s,Ooo,oOo.

London, Nov. 20-The Daily
Chronicle asserts that the new war
loan already has been oversubscribed
ahd that the applications still are
pouring in. y--
According to the Chronicle, the
amount spoken for aggregates
esOO. 900, 900 $4,000. eco, OOo.l
The total loan amounts tosI.750,.
00D, 200. -
The Cairo bulletin., 1914-11-21
REMARKABLE
CASE Of Mrs. HAM


Shamrock, Mo. --"I feel It my duty
ta sall the public the condition OF my
The Cairo bulletin., 1914-11-21

and It is a question.ssgz1(1k1f l1li-
gent public denuRnA Il hhssAnfnx ID
2 conclusion that cannot fsn . 81
of the utmost Ibeneat 70 the trade
and iniastry Of the United stAtes.--
The Cairo bulletin., 1914-11-21
NATIONAL RIVERS Y
AND HARBoRs
CONGRESS MEET

concluded from Page ons.)
The Cairo bulletin., 1914-11-21

Ladies' Separate Shirts
And Drawers, az well as Union
6u to. 81 % quality at soc. Per-
feet fitting with silk neck tape
band, fns wool ribbed material, a
positively 81 Is quality, to close
same out at
$40
The Cairo bulletin., 1914-11-21

Handsomely trimmed with gold
braid and fs oy buttons, in the
sailor and Balkan style. made OF
exceptionally good serge s+.eo to
$500 values
Specially Priced sz.4s'.s4.S0
The day book. [volume] (Chicago, Ill.) 1911-1917, 1914-07-22
SICK PLANTS NURSED BY UNCLE SANS HIGH
SALARIED "PLANT DOCTOR"

Washington, D. C.-Coddling sick
grape vines and nursing ailing black
berry bushes is the everyday occupa-
ton of Mrs. Flora Wambaugh Pat
terson, one of the highest salaried
women in the employment of the
United States government.
In the national bureau of plant in
dustry Mrs. Patterson is known as
"chief of the department of patho-
logical collections and director of my
Geological exchange" which in plain
The day book. [volume] (Chicago, Ill.) 1911-1917, 1914-07-22

English means that all plants and
shrubs imported into the United
States must be examined by Mrs. Pat
.terson and her assistants before they
are distributed to the farmers and the
gardeners throughout. the country.
This woman scientist stands as a
shield between the American farmer
and the plant disease germs of Eu-
rope.
The day book. [volume] (Chicago, Ill.) 1911-1917, 1914-07-22

It's Mrs. Patterson's business to
bar from this country any plant af-
fected by fungus disease or any infec-
ton that might be disastrous to the
agricultural interests of the country, 4
Each shipment of blackberry
bushes, grape vines or mushrooms is
carefully inspected. If a tendency to
disease is discovered, the affected F.
plants are sent into quarantine, just
Grand Forks daily herald. (Grand Forks, N.D.) 1914-1916, 1914-09-24
FRENCH TAKING
THE WAR LIGHTLY
Troops Leave with Asser-
ton They are Going on
Excursion Trip.

Portal. N. D.. Sept. 24.-Mr. and
Mrs. c. H. Bertsch of this place have
received a letter from their daughter,
Mrs. Maurice de Malaussene, who is
now in Paris. Her husband is with the
French army. Gayety has given away
to seriousness, she says but there is
little excitement. Except for the nota-
BILE absence Of young men there is lit
tie in the capital to indicate such a
terrific and barbarous struggle is be-
ing conducted within a few miles of
Paris. She tells the departure of 800
trainloads Of soldiers in one day for
the front, every coach decorated with
French colors and flowers. The SOL
diers insisted they were on an excur-
sion to Berlin to attend the emperors
birthday party.
The German ~aviators had been ac-
tive in dropping bombs into the city
and would drop little bags of sand to
which were attached notes threaten
ing the city if it did not surrender.
Thrilling excitement was caused at
times when the French aviators pur.
sued the German airmen.
Grand Forks daily herald. (Grand Forks, N.D.) 1914-1916, 1914-09-24
Williams COUNTY
PLANS BIG fair
Work For Next Year Now
Under Way in Western
Part of the State.

Williston, N. D., Sept. 24.-Presi-
lent John Bruegger, Secretary Cum
ningham and everyone connected
with and interested in h fair as
ISOLATION are feeling very happy over
the success Of the 1914 fair and the
announcement that there will be a
fair in 1915 is officially authorized.
This fact alone will be a big advant-
age as farmers and farm clubs can
lay plans during the coming winter
that will enable them to get into the
game stronger than ever next fall.
Many fairs prove successful in all
features except the very essential fea-
ture of finances but the n just held
paid out handsomely. A statement
for publication has not been COM
pleted but it is stated that all prem
iums and expenses of the fair are be-
ing paid and a balance will remain
to apply on the encumbrance against
the grounds and perhaps make some
improvements.
One thing is plain--a larger agri-
cultural building must be provided
for the farm exhibits were crowded
this year and they will be more than
doubled next year.
Secretary Cunningham has proven
a natural born fair secretary and is
being congratulated on the fine finan-
cial showing n a he has made as
we'll as the all round good show he
pulled off. He in turn feels very
grateful for the assistance given him
by the superintendent, judges and
others. The freely given services Of
the boys at the Experimental farm
were invaluable. Mr.. Ruzicka took
full charge of the agricultural build
ing and with the help OF Mr.. Ogaard,
Mr.. Babcock and Mr.. Hall displayed
the exhibits to nice advantage. The
Experimental farm booth was the
finest ever seen in the building and
a strong attraction in itself.
The farm crew offered their SER
vices we'll In advance through the pa
pers to farm clubs intending to have
booths. Some clubs availed them
selves and a greater number un-
doubtedly will do so next year.
Grand Forks daily herald. (Grand Forks, N.D.) 1914-1916, 1914-09-24
Petersburg

Petersburg, n. D.. Sept. 24.-1nga-
bert Skaarbrawk and Nels Reiten left
last week for st. Olaf college, North
field, Mimi, to continue their school
work.
Mrs. ". ]. Best Of Fordville has
been visiting the past two weeks with
relatives and friends.
Miss Julia Mellum who has been
visiting relatives at Grand Forks re-
turned Thursday.
Martin Loken and Ivan Iverson
were business visitors at Mayv1lle
Monday.
Wnie Engasather left a week ago
Monday for Concordia college to con-
tinue his school work.
q. R. Hall of LAkota wa a visitor
Saturday.
Mrs. Smith of Niagara was a visitor
between trains Wednesday.
Miss Annie Leite was a LAkota Wis
itor one day last week.
Mrs Carl Cole who has been visit
ing the past week with her parents
at Rolla, returned Tuesday.
Gladys Elem was a IAkota visitor
Saturday.
w: J. Best Of Fordviue was a visitor
Sunday.
Helen Paulson who has been visit
ing with relatives at Lakota this sum-
mer returned Thursday.
Mrs Paul Paulson left Sunday for
Lakota where she will visit with her
sister, Mrs. Matson. -
A brick wall is being erected be-
tween the hotel and harness shop.
The work is being done by Ddnnie
Bros.
DR.. Broderick Of Michigan was a
business visitor Sunday.
DR.. Eisenlohr Of Larimore was a
visitor here.
Mrs. Carl Cole was a Niagara visitor
between trains Thursday.
Mrs Way Of LArimore returned
home Wednesday morning.
Grand Forks daily herald. (Grand Forks, N.D.) 1914-1916, 1914-09-24
PLANS FOR GRAIN
SHOW PERFECTED
Grafton Commercial Club
Members Meet and Set
Dates for Exhibition.

Grafton, N. D., Sept. pa meet
ing of the general committee of the
Commercial club which has in charge
the arrangements for the first annual
Walsh county grain and stock show
decided on Wednesday,, October 81, as
the date for the event.
The general committee, with r. c.
jackson as chairman, and a. G. Tver-
berg, secretary, named the following
subcommittee to have charge Of ar
rangements:
Stockholm Donnelly, Percy Don
nelly and Albert Midgarden.
Grain-L. o. Torblaa, Arthur He
cranes and r. E. Duddels.
Ways and Means-H. L. Haussa-
men. L. L. Newgard and G. w. Foog-
al
Publicity-Grant S. Hager, M. H.
Sprague and R. P. Luchau.
During the coming week the various
subcommittee will get their depart
ment work in shape and report at q
general meeting Saturday night.
Prizes for the best samples Of grains
and stock will be offered, and it is
hoped the nucleus of a permanent
county exhibit of grains can be Sc
cured at this show.
The fact that many farmers will re-
qulre SEED gram next year should be
an incentive to all who have fine sam
pies of grain to exhibit them at this
show. Besides the opportunity of Sc
curing valuable prizes the farmers
who have fine samples of seed grain
will have an excellent opportunity to
make this fact known at the show and
secure orders for seed grain.
Every effort will be put forth by the
Commercial club to make this show a
decided success and the public may
rest assured that the first annual
Walsh county grain and stock show
will be a most creditable affair.
Grand Forks daily herald. (Grand Forks, N.D.) 1914-1916, 1914-09-24
ttGets-It'' for Corns
Sure as Sunrise
New Plan. corns shrivel, Vanish

Until "GETs-IT" was born nobody
was ever sure OF. getting rid Of a corn.
Corn treatments nearly all contained
the same ingredients. only some were
liquid. some plasters, some wrappers"
and some in salve form. Now comes
"GETS-IT" with a newly discovered for
mula-the corn cure on a new principle
and q simple plan hat never fails. This
is why "GETs-IT" has grown in three
years to be the biggest-selling corn cure
the world a ever known. =
There's no more need of fussing with
corns, no more digging or Cutting.
There's nothing to press down on the
pull the corn or cause pain. Put two
drops Of "GETS-IT" on in two seconds.
That's all. F1r n corn. callus. wart
or bunion. Is sold by drug
DIRECT by E. Lawrence q Co, Chicago.
Grand Forks daily herald. (Grand Forks, N.D.) 1914-1916, 1914-09-24
DEPORT ORIENTALS

jamestown, N. D., Sept. 24.-A car
load Of orientals passed east through
here for deportation at New York. In
the party were twenty-nine Chinese
and Japanese in a special tourist car,
with steel screens at the windows and
guards at each door.
The "undesirables" had been COL
lected upon the Pacific coast and were
sent East over the Northern Pacific
railway, the road giving bond in the
sum Of $1,000 a head for the safe de-
livery Of the men al destination. N. P.
Special Officers Golf and Zweiner ac-
companied the car load Of celestials
across this portion of North Dakota
and kept vigilant watch over the little
brown men with the almond eyer and
the intensely black hair.
Grand Forks daily herald. (Grand Forks, N.D.) 1914-1916, 1914-09-24

Balance Bel of city appropriation due,
Moved bv Alderman T T Smith. sec-
onded BY Alderman 1'I Kelsey. that RMi' the See re-
port be received and fled: Carried.
n doRR Rem n: j. Ioh hrem calling i; &c H tSe atten,
ton Of the council to the condition Of
Walnut street, along the street car
tracks; also to- the poor condition Of the
G. NJ: railroad track crossing leading
over Walnut street at the Russell-Mii-
Ter mill. presented, read. Moved by AL
der n sm Vtihlle fS.t s eco eeS by Alderman
referred to the street and alley com
Flans and Organizations for Grading
Plans, specifications and estimates of
probable cost for the grading Of Univer-
sity Avenue, In Improvement district No.
by E. F. Robertson and several other
It vas moved BY Alderman Valley. sec
plans and s%peeiaeatio nsnh Be referred aa e 'a TO
the Public Improvement committee to
confer with the several property owners
minutes. Carried. -.
Public Improvement Committee Reports.
Mayor Dinpie called the Council to
mittee, reporting, latter conference with
property owners) recommending several
changes IN the plans and specifications
by the city engineer as agreed upon
Grading Plans Approved.
Moved by Alderman J. F: Smith. sec.
onded by Alderman Eikhof, that the
plans and specifications for the grading
Of University avenue. in Improvement
auditor be Instructed to advertise for
bids for the work. On roll call the fol
loving Aldermen voted, . 7 7; Smith.
Sanders, e EiKsof. . j. F. Smith, o Valieiy.
solstad and Pederson-12. Carried.
To Observe Day Of Prayer.
Rev: ]. x. Burleson addressed the
council sukget ting that some action be
taken by the council designating Octo-
Der 4, 1914, as Peace Sunday. The fol-
lowing resolution was offered by Alder
Whereas, the President Of the United
States and the Governor OF the state
have recommended that Sunday. Oct. ~.
1914. be observed az a day of prayer for
Now. therefore, Be is Resolved by the
City Council Of. the city Of Grand Forks.
the citizens be held at the Grand Thea.
ire at,4 o'clock in the afternoon Of said
possibly can do 90. be earnestly request.
ID 70 attend n participate in said
Moved by Alderman Sanders. seconded
, Sz a1d s. '.dor !; +. Smith cnlIa.a that the re'o-
want North ma City Scales.
Mr.. A. q. Peterson addressed the coun-
ell S., f. regard S.y .I e a the in~c q, ..,s q
the city to South THIRD street to have
the same weighed, claiming in man
cares It made . heu1 OF several extra
miles; suggested to the council the pla1
Grand Forks daily herald. (Grand Forks, N.D.) 1914-1916, 1914-09-24
las oATALEPTIC SPELLS.

Alexander, N. D.. Sept. PA re
markable case Of catalepsy is that Of
Edward Harrington. a 16-year-old boy,
who had been in the best Of health,
and was suddenly attacked for several
hours. His arms, legs and fingers
could be placed in any position and
would remain in hat manner until
changed. After his recovery from the
first attack he had another Of shorter
duration n since that time has ap"
parently been entirely normal. Be-
cause Of the complete condition Of
catalepsy his case has attracted a
great Zeal of attention.
Grand Forks daily herald. (Grand Forks, N.D.) 1914-1916, 1914-09-24
PROSECUTIONS BEAR FRUIT.

North Dakota Game Law Violators
Grow Less.
Ray, N. D., Sept. 24.-As a result Of
the frequency with which arrests of
violators of the game laws are being
made in the state a more wholesome
respect for the law is being developed.
District Game Warden Olson caused
the arrest and secured the conviction
Of H. Wonderlick, who contributed
$33 in the way Of a fine and costs.
Several other violators have beer
caught this aso and the violators
no longer disregard the law in the op-
en- manner that formerly c~haracteriz-
ed their work.
Grand Forks daily herald. (Grand Forks, N.D.) 1914-1916, 1914-09-24
IoWANs BUY FARMs.

Sheldon, N. D., Sept. 24.-Three
large farms in this vicinity have just
been sold to Iowa farmers and negoti-
atoms are in progress for the pur-
chase Of several others by a colony OF
Hawkeyes. The prevailing price Of
land is around $50. though many
farms could not be bought for double
that price,
Grand Forks daily herald. (Grand Forks, N.D.) 1914-1916, 1914-09-24
SEEK PURE WATER
Wahpeton Wants Improvements in it,
Supply,

Wahpeton, N. D., An adequate sup
ply Of filtered water will soon be had
for Wahpeton. The contracts have
been let and the work will progress as
rapidly as possible. The supply will be
secured from the Otter Tail river. An
intake will be established several
thousand feet above the pumping sta
ton right in the middle Of the stream
and. screened and protected against
damages by flood or ice. It will have a
capacity Of $4,000 gallons per minute.
The water will be conducted to the
station well by gravity and then
pumped into a settling basin. The CO.
agulating filtration system will be
used.
Grand Forks daily herald. (Grand Forks, N.D.) 1914-1916, 1914-09-24
TX Is a time for business hopefu1ness not
for business gloom

Street and Road Department: 1s.s $4,000
Hridge pepartme9t ;;:....... 10000
Water q Light Station. ..:.. 10000. 90
Light Department; Electrician 1000. 90
Fire Department ............ 100000 90
Health Department .......... 100000
partment 100000
Mayor ana council .......... 10000
Assessor & Board of Equaliza-
Miseellaneous and Contingent 5000 5000
implement Sheds & City Scales i, ,SoS.SS
Public Library ............. 100000
Aoattolr 6,500.00
1nclneTator .........s..... 10000
Total for General Fund ...$121,s 5000
For Interest on Bonds 5000. s17,soo.9o
Far Far e eity's Share Share Of 81 Pay Wafer 100000
mains 100000
Less 5sts a%nt A;aBsssss'f ssvsna i;.: =: Ss.:S 3: g 9
R Rhs E snas! the above n i5s;sss;Se
a5ls properly IN said diey o Grand
ens9ssif Ser Tho DanSsa Dt 5hs SUB p,v Gd se y.
follows:
For General Fund Purposes. s4s.soo.oo
F For sh ns + Find on Bonds 800. 17' S99 GO
En- Eor sSiI,ty;s gssTs Of PaXins; 10000
MAINS 100000
T TRsai the Ess City Auditor be- and f hereSy 20 10
instructed to certify to the foregoing
levy Of axe to the County Auditor, in
accordance with the provisions Of the
statute In such cases made and provided.
introduced by the Committee on Ways
and Means.
W. H. KELSEY,
IT. J. SMITH,
e. I. PYES,
Committee on Ways and Means.
September 10th. 1914.
Moved by Alderman Valley. seconded
by Alderman Kelsey, that we adopt this
resolution. On roll call the following
Aldermen voted aye: T. j. Smith, KEEL.
sey. Sannes, Pyes. Reed, Griffith, Sand
ers. Eikhof. ]. r. Smith, Valley, Solstad
and Pederson-12. Carried.
Arc Light at English coulee.
Alderman Kelsey stated his attention
had been called to the necessity Of an
arc street light being placed at the west
end Of University avenue, just east Of
the English Coulee bridge. and moved,
seconded by Alderman T. j. Smith, thar
the matter be referred to the Light COM
mtttee. Carried.
Adjournment.
Moved by Alderman Sannes, seconded
by Alderman Kelsey. hat we do now ad-
w. II. ALEXANDER,
City Auditor.
Grand Forks daily herald. (Grand Forks, N.D.) 1914-1916, 1914-09-24
HILL AFTER DUCKS
Making Hunt in the Kidder Count,
District.

Bismarck, N. D., Sept. 24.-Louis
W. Hill, president of the Great North
ern railroad, will arrive at Dawson
this week for several days hunting as
the guest Of L. c. Pettibone. He was
there at the opening of the season
with his father. Mr.. Hill will reach
Dawson today in his private car. He
will hunt from his automobile.
George slade, vice president of the
Northern Pacifi, was another recent
visitor at Mr.. Pettibone's game pre-
serve.
Grand Forks daily herald. (Grand Forks, N.D.) 1914-1916, 1914-09-24
A General Conflict.

Cleveland Plain Dealer.)
Why, Johnny, what's the matter
with you?"
I'VE had a free fight, mother"
What do you mean?"
There's twenty-three lghtin' ma
tionahties in our school, mother, and
only three stayed neutral"