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The Elk Mountain pilot., 1914-08-13
Boulder Pioneer Near Death.

Boulder.-Enoch p. Mauzey of Sun
shine, pioneer resident of Boulder
county. lies critically i'll at the Univer-
sity hospital. and it is feared that he
may not recover. He is seventy-three
and has been prominent in mining cir
cles of the county for thirty years. For
the past ten years he has been Justice
of the peace at Sunshine.
The Elk Mountain pilot., 1914-08-13
Company Refuse. to Recognize unIo,

Company Refuses to Recognize Union.
Steamboat Springs-A strike Of
miners at the coal camp at Harris.
the new town on the Moffat road be-
low Steamboat Springs, occurred. ac-
cording to a report which reached
Steamboat Springs. because the man
agement refused to recognize the un-
ion. Demand had been made upon
them during the day. the miners seek
ing to parley. but those in charge OF
the property brought matters to an
immediate head by giving each Of the
men their time. This il the model
camp which was started couple OF
months ago by Iowa and Illoinois coal
operators.
The Elk Mountain pilot., 1914-08-13
italy. Stand Brings German Threat

Rome. - Germany and Austria
threaten to declare war on Italy un-
less Italy comes to their assistance. A
message has been received at Rome
announcing that If Italy persists in
her present course Austrian troops
will Immediately invade Venetia and
Lombardy. Italy assures the world
that nothing will induce her to break
her promise of neutrality. High Of
ficials say that the Italian govern
ment refuses to be drawn into a con-
flict in which she has no concern and
no interest.
The Elk Mountain pilot., 1914-08-13
German Re.ervIst. Arrested.

London.-Enough German reservists
to form a large regiment were taken
in custody by the police in provincial
towns of the British isles.
The Elk Mountain pilot., 1914-08-13
PoiNcARE's ARMY CAPTURES
AtTkiRk AND MUlHAUsEN.
THRUsTING GERMANS
BACK.
FRENCH TAKE ALSACE
ARMIES coNcEN ENTRATlNG
FORCES AFTER FRENCH SOL
olERs FIGHT THROUGH
KAisER's LINES.

Paris Aug. 10.-For the first time
In forty years the French army Is In
Aisace. The Germans have been
thrust back. After taking Altkirk
France is in possession OF Mulhausen.
ported to have lost 10000 men. while
the French lost $4,000.
The Kaiser is rushing to the IRON
tier. 1t is said. Austrian troops are re-
ported 10000 strong near Basel, but
few miles from Mulhausen and in
great numbers at Leopoldshoehe In
Baden. Germany.
Another Austrian corps is concen-
trating In the northern Tyr0l. across
the German border, while the entire
Fifteenth army corps Is rushing
across Germany to the French from
tier.
The Austrian ambassador. who is
still in Paris. has been asked by the
war office to make a declaration OF
his country's attitude toward France.
War between the two countries has
not yet been declared. 81.
German reinforcements are coming
from Prussia and Bavaria In train
loads. carrying the pick Of the Kai-
ser's artillery and bringing zeppelins
and aeroplanes OF the imperial avia-
tion corps.
A concentrated attack Is expected
within forty-eight hours along the en-
tire German border, from Switzerland
north to Liege.
From the southern part of the prov
ince of Namur comes the news OF the
capture of patrol OF German Uhlans
by Belgian gendarmes. who took Them
to Givet, a strongly fortified town in
the department OF Ardennes. France.
some twenty-five miles south of the
town of Namur.
Sharp cavalry engagements are re-
ported to have occurred south of the
Meuse river between the French and
Germans. It is understood the advan-
tage rested with the French.
French. British and Belgian flags
have been floating since Sunday morn
! ing over the town hall In Brussels.
| From the front comes description
of the French invasion of Alsace.
which ended in the capture of Null
hansen.
|
ing before Liege for re-enforcements
with which they may flank the Bel
gian position. probably toward Huy,
to the southeast of Liege, on the route
to Namur. Huy is defended by a sim
gle fort. which is well armed and sit
uated on spur Of rock detached from
Mount Picard, on the right bank OF
the River Meuse. The fort dominates
the town of Huy and the bridge and
the roads to Namur and Liege.
A dispatch to the Exchange Tele-
graph Company from Brussels at 4:16
O'Clock Sunday afternoon said the Ger
man attack on Liege had been sus-
pended for two days after the seven
day siege in which thousands were
killed on both sides. The Germans
were safe beyond reach of the forts.
and were spending Sunday in rest.
Their projected advance toward the
river Ourthe to the south of Liege had
proceeded no further Indeed all along
the line from Liege to the French from
tier the attack for the time being had
been suspended.
Eight hundred wounded Germans
were transferred to the city of Liege.
where they will be cared for, sa
The Elk Mountain pilot., 1914-08-13

Newcastle, England. = Forty Ger
mans who were arrested recently
we're released from custody.
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Eight hundred wounded Germans
were transferred to the city of Liege.
where they will be cared for. t.
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Western Newspaper Union News Service
London. Aug. 10.-A dispatch to the
Antwerp Handlesbad from Maastricht
says Germans completely occupied Bel
eian territory In the province of Lin
bourg.
The times dispatch. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1903-1914, 1914-02-27
JOSEPH w. FOLK CHOSEN
Offered Post of Chief Counsel for I. c. e.
at $4,000 fenr SALARY.

Offered Post of Chief Counsel for I. c. &.
at $4,000 lenr SALARY.
Washington, February 26.-Joseph w
Folk, solicitor of the state Department
and former Governor. of Missouri. has
been offered. and probably will accept
the new post OF chief counsel for the
Interstate Commerce Commission. at a
salary OF 10000 a year.
The office has Just been created un-
der the wide powers giveI the COM
mission by law, and the appointment
Will not require presidential sanction
or confirmation by the Senate. Legal
work Of the commission. always a largo
factor In Its operations, has assumed
tremendous: proportions since the, valu-
alton of the country.s Interstate ear
riers was undertaken. 1t was under
stood that y. j. Farrell. solicitor of
the commission for many years, is to be
detached to serve as legal adviser ito
Commissioner Prouty, chairman of the
valuation board, and to organize the
force of lawyers that Will be employed
all over the country by tho board. II
is estimated that the valuation will not
be completed I'm less than six years.
In connection with Mr. Folks selec-
ton, officials commented Tonight on
the fact that Herbert Spencer Hadley.
another former Governor OF Missouri.
has been received by the French For
represent them before the commission
In the valuation proceedings. Mr.. Had
ley WAS AttorneyGeneral of Missouri
during MIR. Folks term as Governor
The times dispatch. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1903-1914, 1914-02-27
FRANK DISCUSSES HIS CASE
Predicts Sentence Against Him Mover
VIII He Executed.

VIII He Executed.
Atlanta. Ga. February 26.-For the
first time since his arrest ten months
ago, Leo M. Frank. under death sen-
tenco for the murder OF Mary Phagan
was permitted by his counsel this af-
enthusiastically discussed his. position.
dcnce on which he was convicted, and
predicting that the sentence pronounced
agalnRt him never would be executed.
whoever wrote the notes found be-
side tho body OF Mary Phagan was
Mary Phagan's murderer" he reiter-
ated. referring to several penciled
scraps of paper discovered near the
dead body OF the little factory girl.
James Conley. the negro convicted two
days ago on an accessory charge. tes-
titled at Franks trial that he had writ
ten them and placed them beside the
body. after Frank had committed the
employed In the building where Mary
PhaRan WAS killed.
Frank betrayed remarkable familiari-
~ with the details of evidence and law
involved In his conviction and subse-
quent efforts TO secure a now trial.
Pressing his hands against the bars
or his cell. and shifting his body ner-
vously. ho repeatedly appealed to his
hearers for c5roboration of his state
ments
Don't YOU see It that wayT' he asked
Just before the Interview was con-
cluded. Frank read to his callers the
poem GOD Give Us Men," by oliver
Wendell Holmes. ut fits so well With
the thought now In my mind" he said,
but would not explain further.
The times dispatch. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1903-1914, 1914-02-27
FAIL TO REACH AGREEMENT
Conferees Of senate and House on
Alaskan Railroad Bili StiII at Odds.

Conferecs Of senate and House on
4, AI"sknn Railroad BiIi stu at Odds.
Washington. February 26.--Conferees
of the Senate and House on points at
issue in the Alaskan railroad bill to-
day tried vainly to reach an agree
ment as to the method of financing the
proposed government enterprise.
Although it had been understood that
the Senate members OF the committee
would accept the action OF the House
vision for s40,0O0.000 bond Issue. to-
day they were inclined to insirt upon
retaining the feature. The Senators
argued that bond issue would only
be escorted to I'm tho event that funds
from the Treasury were not available,
but the House conferces opposed the
proposition on the general ground that
bond Issues were expensive, and tho
government should avoid them when
ever possible.
The times dispatch. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1903-1914, 1914-02-27
CHALONER WILL ASK
LARGER ALLOWANCE
Wants Supreme Court Justice to
Grant Increase From $1,000 to
$4,000 a Year.
SUMMARIZES HIS EXPENSES
For Best Years of Life Robbed
by Villainous Actions
of Family"
SUMMARIZES HIS EXPENSES
Especial to Tho rimes-pispatch.l ]


New York. February 26.-John Arm
query who's looney nowG' will ask
Supreme Court Justice Cohalan to-
morrow to increase his yearly allow
anco from $4,000 year to $4,000.
His application is based upon a report,
OF his committee, Thomas T. sherman,
showing that Chaloner has a gross in
come of S105,000,N and Il net income of
$4,000.
Chaloner was adjudged an incompe-
tent in this State many years ago and
placed in an asylum. He escaped and
went to Virginia, and was there de-
clared competent by jury. He has
since lived on his farm Merry Mills
at Gotham, Va, and has avoided re-
turning to this state.
In applying for an increase in his
allowance Chaloner states that he has
always been accustomed to wealth and
luxury. AT the age of twenty one, he
says, he had an Income of $4,000 to
spend as he chose.
He summarizes his expenses for one
quarter in his application. It costs
him $500 every three months to pay
his secretary, ~ college graduate and
B. A. He pays $50 to the church each
quarter and gives SIS to charity. His
fraternity dues are $50. and the bills
lot printing MS DOCKS ana poems are
heavy. The rest of the money Is spent
to run his farm. The only other In
come he has. he asserts. is what he gets
from the sale OF cream from his thirty
nve-cow dairy.
Robbed by Family.
II am no longer young" he declared
in his plea. being fifty-one years Of
age. Sixteen of the best years OF my
life have been robbed by the villain
Gus actions OF my family. Wherefore
IT does not appear unreasonable to your
petitioner to pray this honorable court
to take pity on his years and his un-
merited misfortunes. and grant In tho
evening OF his life those mental and
physical. comforts of which the MONDAY
of his life wat robbed by tho mnchina-
tions OF his covetous and cruel rela.
tives.
1T does not seem unreasonable that.
if, at the age of twentyonc years. your
petitioner could spend $4,000 year,
that he might not now, at fifty-one. be
entitled to the same amount"
According to Chaloners estimate he
is now I'm need Of about s26.615 to pay
his expenses. He says he Will do with
s24. 900. however, by laying off my
assistant secretary. n proofreadsr and
q groom
The times dispatch. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1903-1914, 1914-02-27
FOR NATIONAL UNIVERSITY
George WashinRton's Dream May Ii,
Realized I'm Dillingham; Dill.

was6inetoS FehrunEw patsspaG5sni as
Washlngton's dream of great ma
tional university, under government
control. may be realized, If bill in
troduced in the Senate by Senator Dill
bingham. of Vermont. becomes Il law.
The bill provides for the incorpora-
ton and establishment of the Univer-
sity of the United States In the Dis
trict of Columbia. The purpose of this
university is ito provide facilities for
the highest possible instruction in the
sciences. arts and letters; to provide the
amplest facilities for research and In
vestigation, and in short, to create a
great nationals university, which shall
stand at the head OF the educational
system of America
The times dispatch. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1903-1914, 1914-02-27
IMPORTANT PROBLEM
President Expresses Interest ai Flood
Prevention Work.


Washington, February 26.-President
Wilson told Georgin delegation to-
day that he considered flood preven
tion work TO be one OF the most i'm
portant problems now facing the coun-
try. for solution. and intimx ed that he
VIII appeal TO Congress to trea. 1t In
convenience. The Georgians had called
Mt the White House to invite htn to
address the National Drainage Congress-
In savannah. April 22-25. Edmund It.
PERKINS, president OF the National
Drainage Congress- headed the delesa-
ton. which included Representative Ed
want. OF Georgia. The President asked
them to hold the invitation In abey-
ancc, as his acceptance would hinge
upon the legislative conditions as they
developed In April.
Secretary Lane. OF the Interior De-
partIncnt. was called upon by the dele
CATION at the Presidents suggestion,
and he also expressed great interest in
the subject.
The times dispatch. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1903-1914, 1914-02-27
SENATE MEMBERS AROUSED
Object to Publicity Given to Executive
Proceedings of body

Washington. February 26.-Publlcity
In the Senate. 1t developed to-dny, has
so aroused some members of that body
and referred TO the Committee on Rules,
directing tho Committee on Foreign
Relations TO conduct an investigation
into tho sources by which the executive
information lis obtained.
Publication OF incidents in tho de-
bate on tho general arbitration treaties
last week precipitated discussion which
gavo rise to the resolution, which was
introduced in Il subsequent executive
session by senator Kern, of Indiana.
No action has been taken as yet.
The times dispatch. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1903-1914, 1914-02-27
EVERY MAN FOR HIMSELF
Passenger Describes Conditions After
the Monroe Began to Sink.

the Monroe began to Sink.
Philadelphia. Pa. February 26-
Clarence II. Davids, of Yonkcrs. y Y,
passenger on the steamship Monroe
which was sunk In a collision with
the Nantucket as witness In the trial
OF Captain Berry, of the latter vessel
to-day testified that so far as he could
self after the Monroe was rammed
and began TO sink. He admitted, how
ever. that he did not know when he
been launched from the Monroe, and
that many persons were picked up by
them Davids was saved by q boat
from the Nantucket.
The hearing was adjourned until
March 0, when counsel for both Cap
tains Johnson and Berry will present
arguments to the steamboat inspectors,
who heard the evidence.
The times dispatch. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1903-1914, 1914-02-27
SNOW SLOWLY DISAPPEARS
Clearing Conditions Prevail GeneraII,
ThrOughout South.

conditions to-day prevailed generaiiy
throughout the snow-covered South and
Southeast. The storm. which yesterday
Carollnas and Tennessee almost to the
Gulf of Mexico, to-day was moving
southeastward. Over Southern Geor-
and to day that district practically was
cut Off from wire communication with
the North and West.
Under n clear, bright sun to-day, tho
snow slowly disappeared.
The times dispatch. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1903-1914, 1914-02-27
AWAIT FURTHER ORDERS
Marine. on the transport Hancock d

Marines on the Transport Hancock Do
Not Leave New Orleans.
New Orleans. February 26-The
transport Hancock. with 1000 marines
aboard. did not leave here to-day for
PENSACOLA, Fla. as previously ordered.
but was held here indefinitely by or,
ders from Washington. officers Of the
Hancock and the marines say they
know nothing more than that they are
to await further orders here. The ma
rlnes were brought here from Panama
for the Mardi Gras celebration, and arc
fully equipped for field service.
The times dispatch. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1903-1914, 1914-02-27
ALMA GLUCK ENGAGED
Famous Primn Donna to Marry Zin,ba-
list. Russian Violinist.

lSpcciai 10 The Times-D -Dtspatch.1
Kansas City, Mo-, February 2S.-
Alma Glucls admitted for the first time
to-day at tho Hotel Baltimore that she
was engaged to. marry Efrem Zimbalist
tho Russian violinist and protoge OF
the late Joseph Fels. Hitherto the
primo donna has refused to confirm tho
rumor. W W
The times dispatch. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1903-1914, 1914-02-27

Continued On Fifth Page.)
The evening world. [volume] (New York, N.Y.) 1887-1931, 1914-02-16

Walk through the ten great floors OF
the new Lord 3 Taylor Buadms and
see how much more satisfactoriy-to
both our patrons and ourselves-the ad.
ditional space and the many mechanical
conveniences Of the new store. have
enabled the firm to carry out its aim.
In every important market Of the
world. a member Of the permanent
buying ssaff-keen. alert trained. with
Unlimited means IN hands constantly
on the watch to secure for the customers
Of Lord 3 Taylor. At the most advan.
taseous prices. the choice Of each years
goods.
Nea,ly q century Of l,armcnious uad.
ing hal cen,ented the interests Of this
store with the greatest producers IN every
American and foreign market And.
before the goods selected are finally
The evening world. [volume] (New York, N.Y.) 1887-1931, 1914-02-16
COMB sAGE Ten N
uHtEsS, eRAY.AA|R
II Mixed with Sulphur it
Darkens 20 Naturally
Nobody can Tell

C.sndnoshss ksps ~ Asie bsausshlly
darksned, glossy and ebuAdaAt With .
beew Of Sage Tea and Sulphur When
ever her hair fell out o. took % that
dali. faded Or stresksd appearance. chs
simple MIXTURE W. applied With won.
dsfful effect BY sskins at any drug
store for "Wyeth's Sage and Sulphur
Hair Remedy" you viii get . large
bottle Of this old-time recipe. ready 10
use, for about so cents. This simple
mixture cap be depended upon 10 rest ore
natural color and beauty 10 the hair and
y splendid for dandruif. dry. itchy scalp
and falling hair.
A well-known downtown druggist says
everybody uses Wyeth's Sage and Sui.
phur, because Il darkens 80 naturally and
evenly that nobody can tell Il has been
spplied--it's 90 easy to use. too. You
simply dampen . comb or soft brush
and draw il through your hair. taking
one strand a q time. BY morning the
gray hair Disappears; after another sppli-
cation or two. Il 10 restored to il natural
color and looks glossy. soft and abun-
dant.
The evening world. [volume] (New York, N.Y.) 1887-1931, 1914-02-16
THE FREE LUNCH FORK
MUSTe0; GRMs0NH,
BOARD OfMAlTR
And, Sh-h-h, the Free Lunch 1t.
self Is Liable to Go in
the Discard, Too.

A man walked into . saloon and
sampled the FREE iunoh. He speared
some food With the family fork:" ~
reiished the food. but he turned pale
when hs carefully examined the
fork. In self defense he immsdiatsly
wrote . letter to DR.. 9. 9. oolAwatsr
about II to see II the new Health
Commissioners could bring relief.
80 the menace Of the frss lunch
fork was brought homo 70 the Health
Department. Dr.. 0oldwatsr was In
thorough aympathy With the letter
asking rsfrVm. believing the PARTED
pant In the free lunch should b pro.
tscted a. much - anybody else. He
ordered a. investigation and his
statisticians dug UP the alarming fact
that an examination Of barroom forks
made recently in Louisville. Ky. dis
closed that thirteen out Of sixteen
forks harborsd disease germs.
"Heavens," auoth the doctor. '1t's
bad enough to think about ell tho
poison the scientists aay II In food
without using an implement heavily
encrusted With germs TO convey the
food into the human system" Thus
war was declared on the free lunch
fork.
Tomorrow the Board Of Health
will meet. tts members Are Dr.. Gold.
water, Police Commissionef Mckay
and Dr.. Joseph J. O'Connell, Health
Omcsr Of the Port. The subject Of
the germ laden fork win come up
with the purpose Of adding IN amend
ment to the Sanitary Code providins
that individual forks be provided At
all free lunch counters In the city.
SO now II the time for some bright
person to supplement- the paper drink
Ing cups. paper buckets ana paper
towels by invsnting . paper fork 70
facilitate the operation Of tho popular
and multitudinous froe lunch.
At the same time DR.. 0oldwater
aays there u going to b Increased
activity among the police sanitary
squad and the sanitary inspectors
In enforcing the regulations against
the roller towel and the common
drinking CUP. He says many are
breaking the law along these lines
and he Il determined TO have every
thing safe and sanitary. including
towels, drinking cups and lunch
forks. He also II considering q suG-
gestion that food at the free lunch
counter b prepared In individual
packages. but this reform viii hold
over for tie present.
The evening world. [volume] (New York, N.Y.) 1887-1931, 1914-02-16

An. unnssonsasy alAsn - IRE elR1eo
In frsn 1sso1way anl vsesv strtse -
1lie o'olesk to-1ays besuGAt a16at .
tro0s ~ - - lsWse 1Fsa1WAy tAAe
was sst gesaiShesnsA 0ut NJ thsse.
quarters Of IN hour. The alarm va
tsgosA n ~ ss0s inpstuaHs psessa
wAe cav snsks Issuing IRON he Sub.
q 81 "a A e "A H.s sss o. me lower
s Fer w Ss siss s az. .SsscSS:a . nat:
10000 70 re alarm They eioeks6
est anl west across Broadway from
Park p1Aee 70 FNltoa street. When
the Ars eDpefatue got away z Cccery
i r., c sa.ns q s..s ss' 'sr''s causing
The evening world. [volume] (New York, N.Y.) 1887-1931, 1914-02-16
47.HoUR BALLOON FLIGHT.
oernan Asponaat Believed e Havs
~--a>> rSA.~>~>~ A>>>.A

DPokeA Distance Record.
BERLIN, Feb. 1.-THE German balloon
pilet Hans Dsfiinsr. carrying two pas
ssnssrs in his spherical balloon. tsie-
graphed to-day from Kirgischan II the
ural Mountains Russia. that he had
nisSs fra% sssssf. v sSS
he. ascsaded during the afternoon Of
The flight u understood to have
broken The distance record. but not the
The Night Of Beriiner's balloon ex.
tended considerably further than that
Of DIR. Korn. who after ascending last
week at Bittsrfeld landed at Krasno
Uhmsk. 40 miles southeast Of Perm,
Russia.
The evening world. [volume] (New York, N.Y.) 1887-1931, 1914-02-16


oenars's Dyspspsia Tablets viii certainly
~ Tie stomach the repair u nssds and
= afWayU eryta6 aloud for.
4 tablet taken AFTER each meal Will N
~ eoasSs e several heurs become . per-
~ 81 the d'6sstivs f1vidA II will build
. the tatesunSo.
4Hs uvsr 10 tue ssesshouss Of the bedy.
xosV aso assembled all the reserve fluids
% tie system and here the variovs tn
Oso1Ieats Of Stuart's Dyspsps>A Tablets
0ea0to with the faulty natural Juices ana
Oeeoa6thsa them OF II they are too strong
soen they will 30 reduced - their proper
ssssaSth Esd proportion.
0enaFt's Dyspspaa Tablets contain .
e at. s1s o;s's ,. e va'1s !:
JuN think bow gratefully such IN element
y Seeeivsd into = body that cannot digest
- Ill without . new weakening Of the 81.
ssoAy depists1 tuicea.
9 - ysur drusgise this ~sry DAY asa
et1A1n . beg Of Stuasts Dyspspsla Tab
~ pstss % esats. 4 week's trial Win
RoID ~ Q new man aad youf Stomach
N60 - bask - WORT.
The evening world. [volume] (New York, N.Y.) 1887-1931, 1914-02-16

- An Lost or found articles "a.
vsStissd In The World will ~
listed ct The Worlds Infosmo-
tion Bureau, PvIitsse BuiidinS
AsesAs. I'ssk R~w; Wsrid's
Uptswn Office nerthwsst cor.
nsg 8StA 81. aAA DPoadWay,
WeVid's Harlem Offloe, l56
West l96th ~, aaA WsSia's
8sseklya Offios, 2o1 Washisg.
go ~, Dsssklyst fer 70 Aags
1ealsWiAG TIE Dslstt1g u the
= oAvsstAseasQk
The evening world. [volume] (New York, N.Y.) 1887-1931, 1914-02-16
When the Stomach
Goes Back to Work
Tksn Z the Whole System Glad.
Seoast's Dyspepsia Tabists
WIN Quickly Pot the
Stomach IN Shape.

whsa the stomach fails 70 % ~ work
propsriy the whole machine Of maa b un-
struna and wholly incapable Of work. This
cVaditi0n obtains from the tinieot servo -
toe big, strong. pumping heart.
10 Q wioo law Of nature that he's made
'hc stomach man's strongest organ, bat
ehat u does - because u can continue NJ
isuSeS.
The evening world. [volume] (New York, N.Y.) 1887-1931, 1914-02-16

WORLD WANTS WORK WONDERS