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Nord stern. [volume] (La Crosse, Wis.) 1856-1921, 1914-04-24
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Nord stern. [volume] (La Crosse, Wis.) 1856-1921, 1914-04-24
Der MaMlmmrt.

Inter oucn 1ierelt, Ole lire Sun.
gen iduoe,, lit Der Maullpuri oaS
ein5iec, ocs ieiner Nubrrng olleln III
Ounfeln 8ongen inter Der Groe
ned)geat.
limo an ocn einen it's 81 pieI,
miro nlond,cr inge,t, Der on leine
gSe,oer uno @ieicn oentt, pie iie nit
Wa,ilmurf5biigeln beocdt lin6, tpie
Ser 9obeE 5erluiiblt uno olrbloferi
miro, ME Die @clpGhie oben abIter-
ben, metm 0os beinltiidiIde Sier ILL.
ten ou Den MurjeIn mcioet.
Nun, 10 !pouen mir oenn @eridlt
balten iiber Den WttiietGter.
&ahr lit es mo nidt 5u ~Ier9ucn,
DAB err ourd) icine utterir0ilheu
80uge bin mo pie0er Den @ooen
ourtwiibIt uno ibnt etlpa$ bon iei-
ner 6elti9feit ralbt.
Mahr lit c3 I%crIlcr, 0oB 0ur6 Die
acknowledgement 0uunobaufcu picl
frlbtbarc3 &nH0 beOcft ulo Die BAR
inter ltcgcnocn Seine im Mod)s-
tum gcbinocrt, ia erltift tperoen fon'
men. Sn Den 80rtcn lit oaber Der
Sd)ooen. Den Ser WiuuImurf anr;t).
tet. oft gr0Ber OILS Der 9tuBen.
@lber mer bats Gcicben, ooB oe!
Maulmurf Die Mllr5cln abiribt?
@cr tonn'S bebouptrn2
9fur, man iu9t 10: NO Sic @ur.
3elr a~bgcna0t lil6 un0 Die Eilan5cn
lterbcn, miro ltoIl altt Wtoulmiirit
fin0cn, uuo no feline Wtanlna:il
fin0, geihiebt On3 aid nidt. 6olq.
lid tut'5 Der Mnulmrri. Ger oa3
5agt, lit uernultlid, Der nGmIihe, Ser
einlnaI bebouptct hat: @enn in
GriibIing bic 6roidlc 5riti8 Ql1ofet!,
70 id)iGGt aud, ons &nub beI5eiten
ans gScnu ober bic Sroidc lanGe
mid. quofcn, 10 mill ouh oas 2aub
nidt fonnel. 6ol9lid) ouofcn Ole
T:oide oa5 21ub bcrolt5. = Sebt
Oodt pie man lid) irrcn tannl
Nbcr oa fotnmtt eiil Iapofot 0cS
MauIiuurfs, elm eriobrcner Qouo.
pirt rno NaturbcoUudtcr, Der iogt
10:
9titt Der NtnuImurf fribt oic
Nnr3cln ob, ionOcrn Die GngerIinge,
Die inter Der Groe fino, ans meId)ei
bernad Die Wtaitdicr 1no onoerc$
llngeSicfcr fomncn Ger Woulmlrt
abcr iribt Die Gnacrlinac mo rel,
Mig Den RaNM ron oicien 6cinoer.
SeGt miro c3 olio bcgreif.idl, Oar
fer Winu,lpuri innltr "a lit. no na>
@ra5 ln0 Die Nilan5cn frunt Tina
mo abItcrbrn, neil Die Gn0crljn0c
0o iinO, beutn er na1)lcbt mo Bic
tr oerioI0t ltn0 mann mu5 er's &C.
tan bobeu, mos oicie onittuen linn
Nord stern. [volume] (La Crosse, Wis.) 1856-1921, 1914-04-24

Tismano piro leugnen, oaB III Der
0eleligteit ersjehlite 6attoyen lies
Qeu. oaB iie aitbetiiae M0gIi6tsiien
gepdbrt. uelds oie Giniomtsit mo
oer uufeitlihs AutaQ nitt bitten.
oaB lie ourh sUI1lh9s Ye8eQnun9en
S|e5isbungsu 81 idaiIen peen,lg. 81:
nett uber ZEN Gag bindu9reiheu uno
gu BEN Wid,tisittn QuBeren nno NJ
neren Ytybinouugtn tiibren tonnen.
Msnn oieiem Soeal Ger OeieuiQteii
unIere OeieQidliten nidt miner
eutipreten. 10 1T hos beooueyllh,
oarf ober Den Grunogeonnten ota
iuIturelleu 3tpedeS nitt permiiden.
0isiem @runogeoonteu suIieb,
leasn mir uns bic 9eldlueroen nut,
Die oas geielihnttIiae Neben init iicb
bringt. uno bic UNI 10 lGiti9er lper.
ben, is msbr Die 0sieui9teit per.
fIaft. GeIbit bic petunidren Sors
gen. Die manhsm 9auspater bic gu.
sebori9tsit CUR 0sieuihaft pstur,
ioht, lperoen miIiger ertraocn. penn
man Iid liar mndt. nab bintet
monbem perlnrenen Nbeno, mandec
Ssitraubenoeu 8eiudsfabrt. mauhsm
9sidpdB Elm ioenlss llrbilo menit.
lider SeSiebungsn itebt. Nuh bic
WAnbnnbmen oeS Stnote3 oiinten
nift ieoem SteuersabIer ideal. 4bsr
bic itootlide 8e1fafun9 an lid) III
Elm 9iirgerioeoI, benz er Spfer brinot,
islbIt lpenn es nph uiht bic isiner
4niidt nad abgetIGrteite 6prm an.
9enommen cat,
4u6 manter 6rou mag Elm Iols
DIES Sneal pori6peben. Der man
oieleidt ben @orpurI modt, bob Iie
nur aus Gitelteit geIdmidt bon
Salon gu Salon 9ebe, Nir finoen
oud pieIe srnitbofte. in Der 6omilte
poer in einem Yeruf tart bsfddftia,
te 6rauen an elmer beipuBtsn uno
reaelmGbigsn Pfle9e onideinsno uns
srgirbiger 8eIelli9tsit feitboltsu. uuo
i2gilosrn uns barber.
60 fGqt bispeilen ip9or oos borte
mllrtsil. Die 6rnu zines beriibmten
uno iiberonitrenQten Mannes perdu.
IaIe i'm, feline Qben0e in GeielIitait.
itatt in Rube gu perbrinQen, Nuh
oieier &orpurf tnnn 3utreffen.
0enno6 mag monfe Grau bi.
Qnit, nit Der 10 piel 9eielit)aftIitle
RegIomteit, ibrer Sloqe mad. Il:
bebriidt, in Der 2ot empfinoen.
@bsr tie trdgt lie, neil Te meint.
boburd BEN Sbren einen pirtIihen
9ienit gu sripeifen. Der Nuben bic.
fer gepiB oft nibt obne Gruno aus
ge3peifelten nSelbitberleuqnung" lit
ni6t INNER grefbor. Sft tritt er
oIsrbinq8 in fdnelIer 8efOroeruue
burt einfIuBreihe 8etnnntidoften
outage. Oft ober itrebt bic 6rou
nur, gsrufseinititi9fsiten bes Mon'
mes ous3usleidsn bur6 bdufise BE.
riibrung nit anoers eeri1tsten Gle.
menten, Der Sdpere bes 8truf6'
srnitss. bic mandmoI our unIiebsns.
tpiirbi9iten Ibtsbr fibrt. Elm beiteres
Gegsn9eipidt gu iduffen burd Die
pflese %gefduiser 6ormen unb ben
@nbIid idoner Oinss. pie fis cine
npbleesisrte 9ofel, Elm arsis &c.
fdmiidter Menfden. GIN feitlid.s
6eim bod finb.
Nord stern. [volume] (La Crosse, Wis.) 1856-1921, 1914-04-24

len llBt, erisunen Wlau-t. es!d2er
Standardization, pelde- ,llli.
gen 0enii1e lie fid beI-.a elbsI,
ais lie lsidlien SHINES III ...5.t as
Observation-Disclosures pon r. .easa.
4ua mt Ser 3eosnsae- hin
ooer cos ain0 lift purt Ills 0uyh
uamuijtlIiit" ioIie mar -ss ipa,s
iomsr um9ebsn. 0enn a. n~uftu.is
ids 0ebor lit auberore....A bils
oungss mo sntpidIungs U}unt
gsb0rt sur Geinmttu!tHr 9cl.
tes. Aber oalnit lit pas..a mat
nur bic MuIit CEMENT, be III 0le
N9u:ertIdIe getort. ion>aa seyaoe
Die. rslds man ielbit in a.H pier
Ndnoen treibt.
2otte Buff mar fiber tsas ainh.
.srin. aber 8oetbee gBert.sy UurOe
ni6t miioe, ibr ~su5uhorea .pcnn ie
am Spinett lire einfdt3G Weiien
lang. 9snn ibm mar IS I'M Die
SesIe Der Wlelopie gu tuu.
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Nord stern. [volume] (La Crosse, Wis.) 1856-1921, 1914-04-24

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Eet02u, 5als. i-e"n iI ~~..t"l
..tass mi. ~t.m lts~ie.l EoaS u.t
aun tux. t-nH IL eliminating ge
IaUIat3C tctlu UegoaH.
3jeae Saaii.n DIR 8ergau5.nlOt
Iteigeu pel 0sn @IteH lsraHf.
1u Den Jun8ea 9eT5.n ober ineiiA
o& Zone 3u,uni,sieFniutt ur0 Hss
btnsmus mo Xebensirsu0s. u tam
Oabei ipobl sslaeben, DAB ssraoe ras
S1Dermutiss. 0ds 0uters, eas
YieIauuoIiiGs siHeu CANA %belonoeEsn
Nord stern. [volume] (La Crosse, Wis.) 1856-1921, 1914-04-24
Das lied fur den Banssebraut.

@om 2ieos qe6t Gin nunotr51rer.
3uiammenbaIitnoer 3autcr aus. 50
beIeai uuo eririi4t Den 9dtai5m
ars.s. Y.iat bic tcittarf.:. it..o5ure
.3.mr5EtinrittuH5 u,r0 j.a.s &e4d-
gen. in: r9tt5: CMglE2ah5 o.Is
mt..,in, pg rs ptt &cS;t.5 oca N:s
perG t..c.!t.. .e 5aaot O.f-ss
i,lil c.3 mtniG .t3al &t1N1s tai;n
he II p.c1Iel@A pIu5..-sH 4t-!its
Nord stern. [volume] (La Crosse, Wis.) 1856-1921, 1914-04-24
3nr nnsrrr 3usruh.
Der Aampf Sra 3uimtera nit ORTIZ $ um,mer.

3. so fonm Opc) Dtsuus ms 6reie NIT mirl
So fonul 0od, . GlHtlr! Sd tnnjc nit Dir.
q. sd mag uidt tau5cn, id oeb ntt biuau3:
Sei iieoer iii mir Oct Diem 81 9Qla."
3. 80 imb DOT. mic dies lipfct unc iprngt!
8 bDr, ME 0ralGeE Ole ~9tabtiaau luuQt!"
3. r2ab ipringen mo ing en- MIR imnerjul
SD Ieg iI Yett rm0 plege Der Hub."
Q. go jag i9 oid tort BON Sol :mb @ou&
llno treble bid neit i'll Die gSeIt DinaIs."
%. .unO bin i'd Damn Gin ptrtricbencr Muun,
60 ieHg rb Die Ilpeu 0a orrbel Drna1."
3. Stud oroGen, oa mir; gu nAt idcr ien,
SD l1ide Dir nod 0n Sonneniheln."
%. sl1nO uiQit on ni)i 0rnoen botcn Lit mir,
So tornt i'd gar 6eltt5 btrdb eli OIL"
9. ulno fonunIt Oh, 10 nebm i) gum NnfentboIt
2e SlidJe nn0 Str1uder lt grlnen Nalo."
%. so fonrn i'd nit 9Mii u.o NIT sdnec mo NIT Gi3
llno made Den grlnea @olo Or tVcig."
9. so fried i'd nit meincn 9IHmeein
Gef unter 0a5 8raS III Die Groe gtneju."
%. so oed i'd nit pciBcn 2Hen Did III,
Gann bob l3 Dor Dir ood enolb Stub"
9. .0aun ruf ib Die Gonne nit ibrcr1 Sfejn,
2te ut Did Damn tort III Die &elt Gincin."
q. rlln0 ia3t ie mid tort, mas mab ib mir orau:l
Sic la0t mid ob ME aus Der gSelt hnot3."
81 nedtcn lid gSintcr lmO Sonuer ilrmabr,
90 nedteu lie lid nod legIidDes Sahr
ln0 nefeu lid tort bis in @pigfeit;
Cenn cnlg lit @intcr. uno Sonrnet5ut
The Detroit times., 1914-12-19


moght be a good idea
"Ar-rin't theyf"
"Oi a
tn ad tn he's furious
an
He must be foreigner said Casey ,
No said Grogan He he born here he must be
seen how shots tn Mexican bordhe
Where If thin
California tn tablef
he What will rid Wayco
wild impunity
Mexico there mineral wealth unless Uncle Sam Will maintain
a claim? he.
What this country ought do is tn tn
eagle.
enlist.
will
would
politics farmn in tn winter.
III tn
widows an orphans ven foind that he has givin' little
thought anything but tn shoon full
av tn prelude 4 settling ar-rgument
mot industry
is boomn.
thavet
"ju fill tn
will be a number explosions torres"
tn expression that comes tn face tn warriors"
The Detroit times., 1914-12-19
Work For Santa Claus

We happen TO think OF two places
In particular where Santa Claus is
going to have a busy time.
Since Henry Ford cut his melon for
labor a year ago. the men in his en-
ploy have been sailing savings at the
rate OF nearly $50 a month.
Maybe that won't mean a lot of hap
piness among several thousand De-
troit kiddies on Christmas morning!
or course, the circle doesn't end
there.
Those $5-a-day Ford men last year
contracted for homes of their own
worth $4,000. .000 and actually paid ST.
200 900 on account.
Which means a lot OF work for ma
sons. carpenters, plumbers, ETC.. and
more work. too, for old Santa Christ
mas eve.
The other place-would you ever
guess it's In the big prison at Sing
Sing
Now that Tom Osborne has been
made it's warden, the men behind the
bars have been put on their honor
and are free to receive visitors on
Sunday and holidays.
Think OF it-they're at last 10 be
treated, not as beasts, but as human
beings: they're TO have a chance to
start ovcr again.
Santa viii be very much at fault II
he doesn't remember Sing Sing.
The Detroit times., 1914-12-19

Let me tell you the story about the
day they invented the eisarst
No matter how / learned IL. but down
there they tell IL yet;
And my fingers, saffron- oolored from
the stain OF coffin n-nails."
Make me shudder at the vision OF this
horridest OF tales,
IL was one fair night in summer. many.
many years ago.
And the sky. was streaked with purple
from the fading sunset glow.
Glistening stars came out 10 twinkts
as they had forever done;
Lovers sat In leafy corners thankful
for the setting sun.
In the lanes which reach from heaven
TO the graves OF honest men.
Souls ascended I'm the twilight 10 the
home prepared for them,
Sped in countless thousands upward TO
the land OF rest and love,
Gave the evening air fragrance as
they mounted up above.
For the earth sends far more loved
ones 10 the happy place of rest
Than TO him who rules the caverns and
the beasts we 40 detest;
Beasts or frightful mien and loath-
some. bats and snakes and Shiny
things.
sereeching creatures foul with passion.
horny heads and ghouls with
wings.
sitting H. their. midst mat evening
garbed In scarlet was their king.
And his rage became tempest as
white souls from earth took wing;
Thousands sailing past to heaven. only
scores came down below:
Satan ragged and cursed his courtiers
till all Hades felt his woe.
Something must be done TO stop IT."
cried he TO his crimson band.
Something must be done TO blast souls
like reeking leprous hand;
Every ono OF you lieutenants must de-
wise scheme OF blight.
Or you get the Place OF Furies for
your bed this very night"
On he raved till every helper In his
realm OF sin and shame.
Fled for places OF concealment from
his passion tortured frame
When he found that he was reigning
over no one but himself.
With an oath he hung. his scepter on
Its diamond studded shelf.
And with awful curses thundered that
he'd then and there invent
Something that would scorch the chill
Something innocent appearing. even
dainty I'm Its way:
1t might even tempt fair women: one
and all should feel its sway.
He'd invent fragrant poison full OF
curses clad in grace.
w hich In time would snatch the roses
from the bloom OF childhoods face
Would invade milady's chamber, and
midst oriental gloom
Minister TO drowsy senses--seep with
sin the very room.
And devise he did, that something
which should kill the pride OF men
IL has slain the pride OF Millions, and
will do IL Ger again.
IL has lain its nasty fingers on the
STRIPPING and the child;
Every being who confronts IL by It's
perfume is defiled.
Man may smoke his pure" Havana.
drink his old Kentucky" straight;
Do a hundred things which wean him
from the little narrow gate;
But the vilest. cheapest habit We have
ever heard of yet
Is the one OF trading cleanness for a
dirty cigaret.
The Detroit times., 1914-12-19
From Another Point of VieU

Ii looks something like a cinch fo
Greece and Turkey to get tcgethe
Christmas.
How are you going TO believe any
thing about this war when now, in thu
latest report, even the River Lys.
A French-Canadian trapper trampet
1900 miles to enlist for the war
Comparatively speaking. he probabl!
looks upon the distance to Tipperar,
as short morning walk.
HENRY WILLIAMS, DIPLOMAT.
u Henry Williams had been
born rich there Isn't q doubt but
what he would have seen the dip
lcmatlc service.
Diplomacy was Henry's middle
name.
He recommended the use Of II
several times a day to Mrs. VIII
llams, who, however, with the fall
Ing Of 90 many wives, couldn't see
her husband at all.
Frequently Henry got away
with his diplomacy down town,
but at home, however, as Is the
case with 90 many husbands, he
was a Joke.
Mrs. Williams was getting In
structlcns In diplomacy one even
ing when from down the street
there came the sound Of music,
rendered by what the general pub
Tic recognizes at once az a Ger
man band.
The band was finding business
bad.
The ciarionet players notes
sounded as II that parsonage was
more thar ever despondent.
The man with the hat had come
back with II, empty
The three musicians eounseiled.
We will not attempt dialect.
"Can II be-" said the clarlonet
player In his broken tongue, 'that
In a neutral country this can be q
boyeottT
The three decided TO make an.
other try.
They lined up In front Of the
home Of Henry Williams.
And they played.
And then the leader approached
the Williams door.
"Hows business" asked Hen.
~.
bad; very bad" answered the
leader brokeniy.
"Come In" said Henry.
The band leader bowed and en-
tered and accepted chair.
whats the matter with busI-
nessT asked Henry Of The musi-
clan"
I'VE fear II 10 q boycott" was
the snd.toned reply.
"fHello, ssuerkraut,' the kids
yell az u.s. the leader went on,
sand yet I am myself a descend.
ant Of Gladstone, the name Of the
tuba player 10 Jean Patrle and the
name Of the clarlonet player Is
Mike Mulcshey."
"Ah, ! have H." exclaimed Hen.
ry, and he walked over 20 the
plano, adjusted a shee. Of music.
The Detroit times., 1914-12-19
Tn. pnIitlnian Abroad

Home-Comer--Wbat has become OF
the Honorable Mr.. BLUM, the great
American politician?
Host-Oh. he got rich through his
interest In city contracts and bought
an estate in England.-New York
Weekly.
The Detroit times., 1914-12-19
An, Does He7

The Frenchman did not like the
look OF the barking dog barring his
way.
is all right" said his host, don't
you know the proverb, Barking dogs
never bitter"
"Ah, yes" said the Frenchman. Il
know ze preyerbe, you know re pro-
VERDE, but ze dog-does he know re
proverbe?' - Pittsburgh Chronicle
Telegraph.
The Detroit times., 1914-12-19
That HuqoIn Habit.

81 see that a widow named Higgins
has recovered $4,000 from a New
York man IN q breach OF promise
suit"
That's good deal TO pay for a
Hrggin he didn't get"
The Detroit times., 1914-12-19
Wedded Life.

"a woman has 10 give up great
deal after she gets married" sighed
Mrs. Gabb.
"A man does nothing else but give
UP after he gets married." replied Mr.
Gabb.-Cincinnati Enquirer.
The Detroit times., 1914-12-19
BY ORDER OF THE WHISKY VOTE OF
THE PEOPLE OF DETROIT AND MICHIGAN


When finds Washington doing his ut
faithfully represent district duty
paper give him credit
We believe the large majority
Of the First Michigan district when point the and
opposition of Rep Frank DOmu the HObson bill and to
vomans suffrage faithful representation
We not only believe tive KNOW
Mr. Dmu very every his district
should have known he would take very frankly placed himself
record these plenty give all
s to vote against him opportunity to do
issues misrepresent
% would be different the congressman could be taken
task for his position he has announced it. but the fact Is he has
returned Washington instructions orders oppose the
Hcbon amendment and for and would be guilty Of be-
aya Of those who voted for him he took other attitude
Undoubtedly Mr. Doremus received the good &
the Hobon amendment Dore-
quite properly
! under obligation o them
t would only little investigation part
csen themselves that the candidate Of
the Democratic organization the voteswappe league and the
liquor interests.
Had they trouble good citizens could have
easily liquor primaries and
mated the Republican ticket who would for Doremu
70 beat
the Of the First district chance for who would
have voted for both the things Mr. DOremus opposes
congressman going uarey against the best thought the
country against his party that isn't the idea
he faithfully represents the district which elected him.
month"; Lansing twenty
ing Clubs passed following resolu
don:
poverty suffering and which exists directly
%nss ". % Believe to S on. s the hioh.. dUIe. SsSo"luo
citizens
mls.isa. ,s,,ss. Club:
banh beautiful state the baneu effects and influences
EF Of the Liquor Traffic
The position Of The Times this ought be weknown by
its friends the farmers but tell them that their resou
lions aerhoug that they due wait of two
least before they realize their prasewohy ambitions
This il matter that should have been attention last
month at about the time the voting
The the election went do much Of chance for rout
ing the liquor interests in this coming legislature because the liquor
s got pretty everything they went after including governor
You know good people, much wrought when have
seed for office and he goes back his promises
We believe that campaign promises should kept and campaign
support rewarded
That's fair play.
BEER AND WHISKY CARRIED THE MICHIGAN STATE ELECTION
AND 10 THE vICT0RS BELONG THE SPo1s.
Wen have wait until the foes Of beer and whisky have
gotten and downed the liquor % and elected whose mp
sxs IN tho tight
There the governor for instance you
yrohihdton-
The governor strong prohton county
only.
Hs able get symrse far over the county line
wsrs up against IL
It'd 0ccar and AdO1nh Az Tho;.
The Detroit times., 1914-12-19

called the leader to his side, and
with a fine diplomatic touch,
played for him "Tipperary."
He played IL again and again,
until the leader said he had II by
ear.
"That is the marching song Of
the Allies,' Henry told the leader.
'You will find IL will dlsabuse any
narrow-minded sympathlzer with
any side Of the war with an opln-
ion that you fellows are collecting
fund for7the kaiser. Diplomacy
Is the word," suggested Henry as
he tapped his chest; 'try the
piece right now in front Of my
house." --
The leader thanked Henry pro-
fusely and returned to the rest Of
the band. He hummed the tune
and the tuba player listened In
tentiy while the cIarlonet player
hummed with the leader.
Then the band set itself and out
en- the night there fioated in the
Ioudest tones Of the clarionet,
with accomps niment, the strains
Of "It's Long Way TO TIpperary."
"Fine," shouted Henry from the
porch. "Now once again."
Once more upon the night
there fell the strains Of "Tipper-
ary." Interrupted this time by four
rapid shots from the revolver Of
HelnIe Zimmerman, who had come
to his door across the street while
Katrina Zimmerman from an up
stairs window was shouting "Raus
NIT EN-"
Henry Williams diplomacy had
driven the musicians to a mad re-
treat on short cut to Amster-
dam-st.
Down In West Virginia a man ha
willed his body TO museum. II
ought TO have left II 10 squirrel.
~ Insist" writes G. A. L., that
the Order Of the Can be compelled
to sign 70 a life contract the fel-
low who never cleans of his own
walks, but who comes along while
you are scraping snow of your
own and says: Slime exercise,
old man, It'll dc you good"
The Detroit times., 1914-12-19
Goino Some.

An old man nearly 80 years old
walked 10 miles from his home to an
adjoining town. When he reached
his destination he was greeted with
some astonishment by an acquaint-
ance.
You walked all the way?" the lat
ter exclaimed. How did you get
along?"
"Oh, first rate the old man reA
piled, genially. That Is, did till I
came to that sign out there. Slow
down to 10 miles an hour That kept
me back some."-Argonaut
The Detroit times., 1914-12-19
Satan and the Cigarette

Let me tell you the story about the
day they invented the cisarst
No matter how / learned IL. but down
there they tell IL yet;
And my ringers, sanron-colored from
the stain OF coffin nails.
Make me shuddeT at the vision OF this
horridest Of tales.
The Detroit times., 1914-12-19
m4EssRG&RMGROCERRs
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BfVVl Disease
G\HK F..
H&A -
6Y TOM MAY

SSvTT ELL OF think H.
Wv tn think measles
wooden legs, boots
Well" said villa shakin' dolce
presidint
There who wild tn
blue
thin
seized a
tn tn other sode wor-rd an
an sat
tn battle field an In
section tn different things
rollers tn lingo removed tn editor
lookup a leadn subject
Min down tn n
The Detroit times., 1914-12-19
Neutrality Note.

The (deleted) forces have won de-
cioed victory in (deleted). They were
led by General (deleted) and now have
absolutely possession OF (deleted).
The Detroit times., 1914-12-19

Our Oldest Minors.
Minors must obtain q written per
NIT to procure cigarettes unless over
age.-Sign In Macomb. Ill.
Tonopah daily bonanza. [volume] (Tonopah, Nev.) 1906-1929, 1914-10-14
WEST END FOREMAN
GIVEN A DIAMOND
JOHN YEAGER, AFTER FOUR
YEARS SERVICE, RETlRES
FROM THE WEST END.

John Yeager, who has been acting
as mine foreman of the West End
since Jack Richie was called away
to the north, was treated to a great
surprise this afternoon when the boys
assembled on coming off shift. Some
excuse had been invented for entic-
ing the foreman to the shaft, where
Bill Cochrane, one of the hoist engi-
neers, had speech already prepared
and Immediately shot off some bright
remarks about how the boys thought
so much of YeageT and hated to see
him leave the old camp where he was
known 10 almost every boy and girl
Then Mr. Cochrane got down to the
real human interest feature by ex
pressing in choice language the sen
4 timent of the boys who had known
/ Yeager so long both as fellow work
er and an executive. Then the dia
mond ring was brought out from {
pocket and Mr. Yeager could not sa,
anything more than murmur thanks
and express regrets that his plani
called him away from such a lovabl,
bunch of loyal employees and enthusi
astie workers. John Yeager has beel
with the West End since March
1910 and has held the respect of tn
officers and the employees of tn
, West End company from the first da
of his employment.
The ring Is a beautiful and costl
souvenir, the heavy stone being hel
by Belcher tooth mounting and tn
whole furnished by b. Shemanski. {
Tonopah.