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Graham guardian., 1914-12-11
E00ZE IS RANISHED
Russia Cuts Out the Vodka
Drinking by Imperial
Decree

Here, what is this news that comes
from Russia, anyway? BoosC ahso.
Iutely banished overnight from =
country with a population of l5C
million people and comprising one.
sixth of the earth's habitable sur.
facel
Call the roll there, quick! Eminent
Counsel present? Is Due Process OF
Law in the courtroom? Personal
Liberty hanging around anywhere?
Any of the Technically FamiI!
about? Where is Vested Right in
this crisis? Where the Injunction
Brothers, Temporary and Permanent?
Help, Certiorari!
Surely, civilized countries blessed
with law, lawyers and liberty will
not stand by and see despotsm crush
out a peoples rights in this way
Free America will at least give them
some legal advice. First, then it
would be well to look to the consti-
tutionality of the cars action. Ii
no loophole appears there the rescript
should be scanned carefully to see
if the word the was left out any,
where or any It's" left uncrossed.
Perhaps all the names on the petl
ton were not verified by reference
one by one to the poll lists. 1t may
be that the whole business was not
properly certified.
Of course, if there are no good
lawyers in Russia or no judicial
temperaments on the bench all this
may be unavaling, and in that case
it will be necessary to fall back on
the public prosecutor.
This officer should demand that
the evidence Of infractions of the
new law be brought to him. That
ought to hold the iron hand Of des.
potism until the drug stores can lay
in stock Of vodka and get some
medical prescription blanks printed.
If worse comes to worst bOOse can
stagger along on these crutches until
a competent court of review can find
that vodka is not vodka if it is sold
in a red jug, or if. it is Transported
by common carries in a sealed
package, or if it is consigned to a
literary club operating under a
charter properly framed and hung
on the wall, or if the purchaser signs
his name in a book with a blue cover,
or if the city in which it is sold went
Republican at the last election.
Of course. all this is predicated on
the supposition that the $50 million
people aforesaid have each and all Of
them some kopecks. If Russia is
broke, if the vodka drinking peas
anntry has already been ruined by
the traffic until they haven't the
price of drink left, then probably
no adequate legal action would lie.
Legal action, even in free countries,
lies onI y for people who have money.
1t cannot afford to lie for nothing.
But viewed from behind the buI-
warks of American liberties, viewed
through the Ioopholes Of American
common and statute law, viewed in
the light of the highest legal de,
cisions in some of the very lowest
cases known to bootlcgging. road
house and brothel Jurisprudence. the
people Of Russia have been grossly
upon and should Immediate
Iy raise a fund (of dignifed size)
and send for a good American law
Graham guardian., 1914-12-11
Chamberlain's Cough Remedy
The Mothers Favorite

i give ChamberIain's Cough
Remedy to my children when they
have colds or coughs, " writes Mrs.
Verne Shaffcr, Wand rgrift, Pa. Il
always helps them and is far superior
to any other cough medicine | have
used. | advise anyone in need of
such a medicine to give it a iIiat. "
For sale by Stafford Drug Co.
adv-42 At
Graham guardian., 1914-12-11
NEW STAMP TAXLAW
The Following Schedule for
Adhesive Stamp Taxes
are Now in Effect

The new stamp tax law went into
effect December 1st. In Arizona
and New Mexico, Lewis 7. Carpen'
ter, the Collector of Internal Reve,
nue.. and the only official representa-
tive Of the treasury department
with q definite headquarters, will
be the agent through which the
revenue tax funds will be turned
into the general treasury.
There will be two classes Of stamps
for the payment Of the stamp taxes
which went into effect December lst.
One class will be for use on proprie-
tary articles and wines, the other
for documents. The proprietary
stamps range from ! to 20 cents,
and the documentary stamps from
l cent to 81 100000.
The adhesive stamp taxes are the
ones which in most cases will fall
directly on the average citizen. Fol
lowing is the official schedule of the
stamp tax;
Bonds, debentures. certificates of
Indebtedness by any association,
company or corporation, new issues,
$4,000 par value. 5 cents each.
Sales or agreements to sell stock,
$4,000 par value. 2 cents each.
Agreement of sale of products or
merchandise on exchanges, each
$4,000. ! cent.
Promissory notes. except bank,
notes for circulation and renewals,
each $4,000. 2 cents.
Bundles shipped by freight or ex-
press. l cent.
Telegraph and telephone cOmpan-
les. on each message over Is cents,
] cent.
Senders Of telephone and tele-
graph messages. on each, over Is
cents, l cent.
Certificates Of profits of corpora
tions. ETC., and transfers thereof,
face value, each $4,000. 2 cents.
Damage certificates. etc, 25 cents.
Other certificates required by law,
10 cents.
Brokers' note or memorandum of
sale. 10 cents.
Deeds or realty transfers. valued
between $4,000 and S500.00, 80
cents.
Same. each additional $5OO.OO, so
cents.
Entry Of goods at custom house,
$4,000 value, rs cents.
Same, not exceeding $500 90 val
ue. 80 cents.
Same. exceeding $4,000 value,
s1.00.
Entry for withdrawal of goods
from custom bonded warehouse, so
cents.
Insurance property, new or re-
newed policies, each dollar, } cent.
Policies of insurance or bond of
nature Of indemnity for loss. each
dollar | cent.
Passenger tickets by sea to foreign
port costing less than ten dollars,
sl.00.
Same. not exceeding $4,000, $500.
Same. exceeding $4,000, $500.
Perfumeries. cosmetics, etc, vas
cline, hair dyes, tooth washes, grad
ed in value of 5 cents up to Is cents,
each 5 cents, 9Th cent
Same. valued from Is to 25 cents.
9th cent.
Same. each additional 25 cents re-
tail, 9Th cent.
Chewing gum. etc. valued less
than s1.00 unit. 4.10th cent.
Same, each additional 81 90. 4-10th
cent.
Same. each additional 81 90. 4-1Oth
cent.
Voting powers or proxies. 1OI
cents.
Power to convey real estate, pro,
tests. rs cents.
Palace or parlor car seat or berth.
l cent.
Subscribe for The GUARDIAN.
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Graham guardian., 1914-12-11
Stop the Child's Colds They
Often Result Seriously

Colds. Group and whooping cough
are children's ailments which need
immediate attention. The after
effects are often most serious. Don't
take the risk-you don't have to.
DR.. Kings New Discovery checks
the cold, soothes the cough. aIlays
the inflammation, kills the germs
and allows nature to do her healing
work, SOC. at your druggist. Buy
a bottle today. adv-43-4t
Graham guardian., 1914-12-11

Frank DOwdle came in from the
Ten Ranch" Monday on account of
the serious illness of his wife.
Mr.. and Mrs. w. l.. Wootan and
daughter and John F. Greenwood,
of Aravaipa, were visitors 10 town
Sunday and Monday. They left for
their homes across the mountains
Monday afternoon.
Mrs. Frank DowdIe is very i'll at
her parents home on T street, the
result of an automobile accident
Sunday afternoon. Tuesday, little
son was born. At first the little
one's'life was despaired of, but at
last report. mother and child are
doing fairly well.
Graham guardian., 1914-12-11
Primary Election Supplies

Sheriff's notice of primary, on card
board, per SO.
Sample tickets for primary, tinted
paper, per LOCO.
Tickets, primary election, per LOCO.
Nomination papers, per 100 and per
1000.
Oath for challenge voters, per 100.
Graham guardian., 1914-12-11

Thomas Sutton, representing
Bishop & Co., was a business visitor
in town and valley Monday and Tues
day,
Graham guardian., 1914-12-11
An Everyday Cake

Here Is simple and inexpensive cake that
can be varied in many ways with different
frostings and iclngs. II looks a little nicer
baked in tube pan, but will be equally as
GOOD baked In a square loaf.
Graham guardian., 1914-12-11
K G Gold Cake

BY Mrs. Janet Mckenzie Hill, Editor Of
the Boston Cooking School Magazine.
/ cup butter; 1 cup sugar; yolks Of
eggs, beaten light; 1 cup -four, less .
lcCeL tdblespoorJitts;2 level tedspoorJiils
K C Baking PotOder; / cup rrilk; grated
rtnd Of orange.
Sift -four and baking powder together
thtee times, cream butter and sugar, beat
yolks Of eggs, add these to ereamed mixture,
and lastly add the moisture and -four alter
natcly, beating batter until smooth. Gold
Cake can only be made successfully by beat!
ing yolk, Of eggs very, very creamy and
light lemon colored, using a rotary bester.
The rotary heater is the only lrWru>
heater that will do Justice to se$AaS
the yolks Of eggs. The beat gZ{f&
ing kills all eEg taste and E&N&4&
improves the texture Of the s2
cake. %XN
The Newport plain talk. (Newport, Tenn.) 1909-1939, 1914-05-13

Mack Cody of Bristol, has been
spending several days with New
port friends.
Mrs. j. D. ,Netherton has gone
to Elizabethton to spend week
with homefolks.
Friends will be pleased to learn
that I. N. Huff landed his plum as
deputy marshall. Mr.. Huff has
had experience in this position
and is well fitted for the job.
We have about Strengthened out
the Plain Talk shop and are now
ready to do job printing of any
kind. We print everything but
money and do it in first class
order Our price may not be the
lowest, but our work is the best.
1t is said Gen. j. B. Cox and
Joseph Howard, candidate for
congress from the First district
will be at Newport Monday and
address the voters at one o'clock
i in the court house. Circuit court
will be in session and Judge
Henderson will be asked to give
them a short time.
Mrs. Lewis Smith of Crestmont,
died at a Knoxville hospital last
Friday morning after an opera
ton removing a tumor which
weighed forty-three pounds. The
tumor was of thirteen. years
standing. Mrs. Smith was forty
nine years of age and leaves a
husband and three or four grown
children. Il
Judge and Mrs. H. N. Cate en-
tertained number of their friends
Friday night with a Victrola party
at their handsome home on Cliff
ton Heights. Fine music. elegant
refreshments and a happy social
time was enjoyed by the follow
ing named persons who were
present: Judge and Mrs. H. N.
Cate; Mr.. and Mrs. Frank Early;
Mr.. and Mrs. Bruce Helm; DR.. and
Mrs. j. F. Woodward; Misses Lena
Belle Starnes; May Sprott; Willie
Tailor; Gladys Lee Woodward;
Lillian Cate, Prof. Mallonee, Mas
ter Evan Cate.
The Newport plain talk. (Newport, Tenn.) 1909-1939, 1914-05-13
meeting

Democratic mass meeting
Saturday.
Mr.. and Mrs. James Jones leave
soon for visit in Nashville.
Miss Katherine McSween is
visiting friends in Greeneville.
Frank Powers spent a couple of
days this week with homefolks at
Dayton.
Harry Wunch of Philadelphia,
is visiting P. M. Mays at the Ex-
tract plant.
Mrs. C. C. Hale and sons, Alvin
and Lloyd of Morristown, have
been visiting Mr.. and Mrs. S. A.
Brown.
Mrs. John M. Simerly and sister,
Mrs. A. C. Hampton, were in
Whitesburg, visiting friends, few
DAYS last week.
Circuit court next week. The
grand jury will be asked to in
vestigate vote buying which it is
alleged was done at the recent
Republican primary.
j. F. Justice, brother of Happy,
who has been stationed near
Tracy City, with the 7. c. & |.
Railway Co., the past several
months, is in Newport this week.
He will be stationed here for the
summer and will work between
Newport and Hot Springs.
C. E. Bales, popular attorney
from Jefferson City, spent Satur-
day in Newport. Mr.. Bales is
thinking Of entering the newspa-
per field. He thinks Jefferson City
and jefferson county would sup
port a first class weekly.
Fifteen Of the employees at the
tannery went on strike Tuesday
morning. They had been draw
ing $1.10 per day and asked $3.50,
which was refused. 1t is thought
the men will seek employment
elsewhere and the tannery COM
pany will fill their places with
other men.
The Newport plain talk. (Newport, Tenn.) 1909-1939, 1914-05-13

Born, to Mr.. and Mrs. Ed.
Cleyenger of Martel. a boy.
Swan Rowe has been on the
sick list for several days.
Attorney A. M. Paine of Sewer
vile, spent Monday in Newport
on legal business.
Misses iona and Zoda Knight
have returned from Walnut, N. c.,
where they have been in school.
Miss Marietta Wood sold the G.
w. Purkey farm near PARROTS
vile to Raymond Ottinger for
ISL 600.
Mrs. M. E. Murphree, mother
of Mrs. OHara, has returned from
Blount Springs, Ala, to make her
home here.
Mr.. and Mrs. Fain Witt, Misses
Fannie Blow, Alice and Jess Witt of
Jefferson City, spent Sunday in
Newport.
D. G. Allen returned Monday
from st. Louis, where he purchas-
ed another concrete block and
tile outfit.
A. L. Hawkins, osteopathic ply
stefan, who has been located in
Newport for several months, is
moving to Chicago.
Friends of Mrs. Clara Bruner-
Murphy will be sorry to learn
THAT she is seriously i'll at her
home at Scvierville.
Gilbert Rains, Mrs. Jane Gray
and Mrs. Robert Gray of Mary
vile, have been spending several
days with Cooke county friends.
/ P. 7. Lloyd has gone to Trous-
dale, Okla, where he will spend a
couple of weeks and then return
with Mrs. Lloyd and little Pleas.
n George McMahan, aged about
nineteen years, died at the home
of his father, D. R. McMahan, on
Cosby last Monday, from con-
sumption.
The Newport plain talk. (Newport, Tenn.) 1909-1939, 1914-05-13
r LOCAL
] / NOTES | |
- K 81

Mrs. Joe Rutherford has been
quite sick this week.
Mrs. D. K. Rowe has been quite
sick for few days.
Mrs. Laura Sisk Of English
Creek, is seriously i'll.
The bridge across French
Broad river at cambridge is near
ing completion.
Mrs. John M. Stokely spent
several days in Morristown the
past week guest of Mrs Sam. P.
Harris.
Charlie Ottinger of PARROTS
vile, has accepted a position with
H. F. Redwine in his barber shop
on Main street.
Attorney John Denton of Day
ton, Tenn, spent few days here
last week with his sister, Mrs. L.
A Click, who is on the sick list.
Sam Vinson dropped dead last
Thurday on the mountain near
his home at Wilton Springs. He
was forty-seyen years old and
leaves a wife and son.
Mr.. and Mrs. Chas. B. Haag
will move some time during the
present month to their new home
in MorristoWn. Mr. Haag has
purchased a wood working estab-
lishment in MorriStoWn and will
deal in building material.
Marve Henderson, who was
taken to Knoxville hospital and
underwent an operation for an
injured leg last week, has return
ed and is doing very well at the
home of his sister, Mrs. Swan
Rowe
The Newport plain talk. (Newport, Tenn.) 1909-1939, 1914-05-13
Jersey cows for sale. ID.
ALLEN. 2W.

-
Letter from Hacker West, VII
is now one of Uncle Sans soldieI
stationed at Vara Cruz, says he
just preparing to go on outpoI:
duty. The letter was written q
May End and at that time Is sold
iers had been killed and sevenT
wounded. Occasionally one gen
killed at night. There are 1900
soldiers, II battle ships and sevea
al other gunboats at Vera Cruz. ]
Hart, the little son of WILLARD
Barnes of Crestmon, N. c., suffered
an accident few days ago whic
will probably cost him his eyel
sight. He and his little brothd.
Lacy, were playing and had ii
some manner gotten hold of |
dynamite cap which they laid OF
the railroad track and burstes
with a rock or other instrument
Pieces of the cap and contentI
flew into Harris eyes and one il
completely out with but, littl!
hope for the other. Lacy was all
so injured, but not seriously.
Quite a surprise in Newport
social circles occurred Sunday
evening when Mr.. Joseph OwsleJ
of Glendale. Kentucky, claimed al
has partner for life Miss Winnie
Davis Brown. Miss Brown is the
young daughter OF Rev. and Mrs
Chas. Brown, is highly educated
and accomplished and has man,
winning traits of character thai
endear her to a large circle Oh
friends with whom she is justl,
popular. Mr.. Owsley comes from
a prominent family long connect.
ed with the business and political
history of Kentucky and is him.
self at the head of large land anG
fine stock interests. The wedding
was very quiet home affair, only
the family and a few special
friends being present. The young
couple left on the Carolina Spe-
cial followed by the good wishes
of their many friends who wish
for them bon voyage and hope
their married life will be a grand,
sweet song.
The Newport plain talk. (Newport, Tenn.) 1909-1939, 1914-05-13

EOST-Bunch OF keys, return
to Hugh Allen and get one dollar.
DR.. j. F. Woodward spent a
couple of days in Knoxville last
week.
Mr.. and Mrs. Jim Holland and
two children, Charles and Estella
OF Greeneville, came over in their
new car to spend a few days with
relatives.
FOR SALE-One 6 drawer Ma
tional Cash Register in first ella IS
working order, good as new. One
500 account McCaskey Register.
One 100 account McCaskey Regis
ter. 4 Pair Computing Scales.
! TAYLOR GROCERY co
John Ruble and Burnett Smith
had as their guests over Sunday
the following young people from
Morristown: Misses Pauline Brun-
err and Blanche Holston and
Messrs. Clyde Mitchell and Clyde
Jones.
Mrs. Ed. Robson was the lucky
one in the drawing contest at
Duncan & Greer's last week, win
nlng a forty-five dollar sewing
machine. A Free machine was
given to the lady holding a num-
Der drawn from a box by small
child. This enterprising hardware
firm is pushing the Free sewing
machine and. have launched an
extensive advertising campaign.
Ody johnson, a negrs; aged
about thirty years, was killed by
a freight train last Thursday
morning in the Irish cut. He. in
company with two or three other
negroes, had caught the train in
the cut and johnson fell from the
top of a box car. Both legs were
cut off and he was otherwise
maegled. johnson was from At
lanta. He lived several hours af-
ter the accident and was taken to
the J.P. Hedrick undertaking estab-
lishment to await the end. He
was buried in the negro Gem etery
at the expense of the Southern
Railway.
The Newport plain talk. (Newport, Tenn.) 1909-1939, 1914-05-13

Attorney John Denton of Day
ton, Tenn, spent a few days here
last week with his sister, Mrs. L.
A Click, who is on the sick list.
The Newport plain talk. (Newport, Tenn.) 1909-1939, 1914-05-13

EOST-Bunch Of keys, return
to Hugh Allen and get one dollar.
DR.. j. F. Woodward spent a
couple of days in Knoxville last
week.
The Newport plain talk. (Newport, Tenn.) 1909-1939, 1914-05-13

D. G. Allen returned Monday
from st. Louis, where he purchas-
ed another concrete block and
tile outfit.
The Newport plain talk. (Newport, Tenn.) 1909-1939, 1914-05-13

Charlie Ottinger Of PARROTS
vile, has accepted a position with
H. F. Redwine in his barber shop
on Main street.
The Newport plain talk. (Newport, Tenn.) 1909-1939, 1914-05-13

Circuit court next week. The
grand jury will be asked to in
vestigate vote buying which it is
alleged was done at the recent
Republican primary.
The Newport plain talk. (Newport, Tenn.) 1909-1939, 1914-05-13

Born, to Mr.. and Mrs. Ed.
Cleyenger of Martel. a boy.
The Newport plain talk. (Newport, Tenn.) 1909-1939, 1914-05-13

Mr.. and Mrs. Jim Holland and
two children, Charles and Estella
of Greeneville, came over in their
new car to spend a few days with
relatives.
The Newport plain talk. (Newport, Tenn.) 1909-1939, 1914-05-13

4 George McMahan, aged about
nineteen years, died at the home
Of his father, D. R. McMahan, on
Cosby last Monday, from con-
sumption.
The Newport plain talk. (Newport, Tenn.) 1909-1939, 1914-05-13

Mrs. j. D. ,Netherton has gone
to Elizabethton to spend a week
with homefolks.
The Newport plain talk. (Newport, Tenn.) 1909-1939, 1914-05-13

Mr.. and Mrs. Fain Witt, Misses
Fannie Blow, Alice and Jess Witt of
Jefferson City, spent Sunday in
Newport.
The Newport plain talk. (Newport, Tenn.) 1909-1939, 1914-05-13

Attorney A. M. Paine of Sewer
vile, spent Monday in Newport
on legal business.
The Newport plain talk. (Newport, Tenn.) 1909-1939, 1914-05-13

Mack Cody Of Bristol, has been
spending several days with New
port friends.
The Newport plain talk. (Newport, Tenn.) 1909-1939, 1914-05-13

Swan Rowe has been on the
sick list for several days.
The Newport plain talk. (Newport, Tenn.) 1909-1939, 1914-05-13

A. L. Hawkins, osteopathic ply
stefan, who has been located in
Newport for several months, is
moving to Chicago.
The Newport plain talk. (Newport, Tenn.) 1909-1939, 1914-05-13

Friends will be pleased to learn
that 7. N. Huff landed his plum as
deputy marshall. Mr.. Huff has
had experience in this position
and is well fitted for the job.
The Newport plain talk. (Newport, Tenn.) 1909-1939, 1914-05-13

Mrs. John M. Simerly and sister,
Mrs. A. c. Hampton, were in
Whitesburg, visiting friends, few
days last week.
The evening world., 1914-12-16
GOSSIP.

SSOOsVs
The new Orpheum In Kansas City
will open Dec. "a.
John slavin 10 TO succeed Lew
Hearne In "Suxi."
"No-Eights the Night" will be seen
next Monday and Tuesday at thc N y
Shubert Theatre. New Haven.
broadway hears that q cargo" o!
French wine is headed for New York.
And Harry Lauder on the oce-n
headed for home. too!
John Pollock. tho publicity man.
went to the Century Theatre last
night to see pilates Daughter.
which has been closed ten days.
+. w. White, the Denver dramatic
critic, known as ~. w. w." 10 com
ing to New York. His son, Frank
White. OF Martin Beck's forces, Is tip
ping his friends or to be careful"
Virginia Brooks, daughter OF Joseph
Brooks. made her American debut rs
an actress at tho Secours National
benefit at the Shubert Theatre YES
terday afternoon in playlet called
THE Constant Lover" and created
very favorable Impression.
Alice Joyce. now acting for the MIN
camera, has sent q check for 1900 tt
Daniel Frohman, President OF tho
Actors Fund. to assist that organiza-
ton In Its charitable work.
The evening world., 1914-12-16
About Plays
and Players
y 1sds DudjeY


Tho day Of tho dog appears 70 have
dawned in thu theatrical buslnese,
u....- . A.. v.-... ...,.,.
". 1e"
kennels say that the acting Sevef nas
broken out with q vengeance there,
ana evsp n, thu Nv pounds the hoard.
...s,. 30,
'' ao pA'Ans A"""' ''Ss o"'
stage careers. The same condition
preyaila throughout all New York
dovdoc rh. r...o, for a. 4. thu hits
~ ,,,,,.',-
'eeehuy Tesistcreo ny marty no"S
dog. At the New Amsterdam, ADD the
dog In DRIVEN" at the Empire. The
n,n. ro,,,,i,,,on -, Tho c,,v I'm. .,.o
,.,'a ~ 80 90. ,h.s
In.,,, s's s'n,o, Ia 80 nos..s.
,,.,t uos H ,.,,,,
u ,i, ~ 70 shaae honoIs WI. wa
h'inBton IN ING ihe a. .nc
soon. ana 'h's haS ~'ueu iue' " 'ho
name. - ,..
when Michael. co.Star win Lau.
ret,e Aayior IN Ies Wy Hoh''
iaay =. the cor. so'me. .,,. over Two ,so
The evening world., 1914-12-16
PnlLLIPs WRITES A POEM.

Charley Phillips. advance man. poet
and bridegroom, was In the city yes
tcrday, having come from Chicago.
where he married Ethel Won Wal
dron, leading woman for Flske
O'Hara. and performed other feats
which added to his reputation for
sagacity. Mr.. Phillips was ahead OF
Charlotte Walker In ''The Better
way" until Eugene Walter thought tho
better way would be to close 1t for a
while. In order to show his apprecia-
ton OF the treatment he received Mr..
Phillips took his pen In hand and
wrote a poem to Miss Walker. 1t Is
entitled "Thc Better Way" Come. let
us peruse II together:
LIES way. 'tiAicns: is tortuous Winding
Gapes wide With ruts worn rough and deep;
Wounded. bleeding. mans task finding
The fount Of love while maidens weep:
Tho shadows from lpye's heights keep casting.
Mid brightest sunlight raven wing.
IT'S love. true love. shnss everlasting.
While baby croons anil mother sings.
The evening world., 1914-12-16
A JA0 FOR JOlSON.

Tho "Sister Susie" matinee OF
Dancing Around" at the Winter
Garden yesterday attracted several
song contest. The comedian sang a
number OF the entries" winding up
with one he received by messenger
Just before the performance began. II
follows:
10 hon's Just a.jolyine the jay.biris.
lie jlgales juggling. ianaling tokes and thinks tina
he's the rage:
II his Joke. should ever fail him,
I know Judges who wonh Jail him,
For be jumped his Job a. tanitor to jAbbes On TN
stage
The evening world., 1914-12-16
TREE FOR THE CHILDREN.

Through the courtesy OF Lao Shu-
bert, the Stage Children's Fund, OF
which he Is Honorary President. will
celebrate Its annual Christmas tree
festival at Maxine Elliotts Theatre.
The date Is Sunday evening. Dec. q.
An entertainment will be given by the
stage children and each will receive
an assortment OF gifts. 1t II an invi-
tatIon affair