El Paso herald. (El Paso, Tex.) 1901-1931, 1914-08-29

on and may be If I had been with the
club then Evers would Of sent me in to
bat for Cheney and we would Of won
the serious and got a bout $500
a peace in stead Of $500 but of
coarse that would not Of happened
IN less I had been there and NAV be
If I had OF been there / could not OF
seen 10 hit be cause lots Of peple has
new raljah on acct the lake breaze
a round here. But any way Evers was not
good enough TO hold his job here so
he cant be so very much though he
played good ball in this serious. The
man they got on LIST base came from
the Baltimore club and if he had OF
been any good coney mack would OF
had him be cause he gets hold OF
all the good ones that the Baltimore
club nave be cause I guess he has got
some thing on Jack Dunn and Jack
Dunn is a scared to send a good bail
player any where's else accept to Phila
So you see this here schmidt cant be
so good or Boston would not Of never
mad no chance TO grab him.
Look ut the Pitching staff.
Ihen look at there pitching staff 1
would not like nothing better then TO
hit against this here Tyler be cause
MS last ball would be pie for me and
would pass up his curve and Law for
his fast ball Then they is this here
Rudolph that I don't know what his
last name is only he all ways COS by
his front name and may be that is be
cause he is such a rotten pitcher that
his family is a shamed to let him use
there name and so he calls his self
Rudolph that is just a Ist name like
Frits or Bob or Steve. Then thew is
this here James this an other front
name and prObily his family is a
shamed Of him to or else why don't
they let him use his last name and
how can him and Rudolph be real good
II there familys is a shamed Of them.
A bout the only others they got is
a ousher named crutcher and Otto
Hess that is prObly holding his job be
cause they feel sorry for him and they
pay him salery so as he can send
his grandchildren to college but I
think II should ought to be against the
law 10 let a man like he try to pitch
be cause some day he will droD dead
on the field and the only reason the
batters don't murder him is be cause
they don't feel like they should ought
10 pick on a old man that would
probly starv to death If he lost his job
but / think the President Of the united
states or the some body ought to take
care Of a man like he
me man that done most Of there I
here is Gowdy that was not I
good enough to be the 9th catcher on l
ne giants and mcgraw traded him to I
Boston rather than pay his salery. So |
on see the Boston team have not /
really got no ball players that any I
body else wants but look where there |
II ana ! guess may be there mgr /
Stalhngs must be stealing signs again /
Ike they say he done in the american /
eague or how could he get by with /
L But any way Steve we are not yet 4
tut OF the race yet and we viii give /
hem all a battle before we get threw J
the dr.. can get my new raljah cured I
lp.
Gets Seats for His Girls Crowd.
Ny girl and her old man and her
rother says they was all cOmeing out
o the last n. Y. game tomorrow and
Ike a sucker I says / would get there
eats for them and when I went in TO
'et there seats the secertery holds me
p Tor them and charges me just like
5 II was not no ball player. I says
Nhat do you mean charging add
llshun for my friends and he says
GU should ought to pay to get in your
Ell I felt like wrapping his jaw but
lhat Is the use Steve and / will get
a OK az him some other way
ours resp'y, BILL.
copyright 1914, by Ring W. Lardnerl