The interior journal. [volume] (Stanford, Ky.) 1912-1984, 1914-07-17
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AlDO 0AVAR
The divine Shakespeare wrote sub
stantially that man in the vanity OF q
lutte brief authority sometimes so avs
gusts and mortif'es high heaven that
the angels cry-bitterly cry. Our as
troloeer has calculated that when our
great and good Governor James y. NC
Creary, our mentor, guardian and
guide, fatuously invaded the Eighth TO
instruct us chumps whom to send to
Congress instead Of Harvey Helm the
iconjunctivn vf jup,iei riGyias and As
sinous Maximus was Identical with ms
return to persuade the yokels that ne Is
the one man capable and willing, (oh.
so willing, as always to be sent as
counselor and adviser to Woodrow
who can easily pilot the old ship. iof
him into suggest harbor. The com
edy borders Oh the pathetic and p;';su!.
IL was confidently and correctly fore
cast that the heavens would be over
cast with distress and rent asunder for
overflow of tears wrung from an
guished angels.
The hour at which the flood gates
would burst and the overflow begin
was confidently and accurately fore
told, and the gardens, the fields, the
forests, all nature join in exultant ac-
claim To that fate which brings thanks
from fatuous inflic,ion. The drouth
and superlative heat have been routed
Gloria in excelsis and to Majah Maxi
mus.
Some of Stanley's admirers enjoyed
his excoriation of Dick Knott: more
were moved to sorrow that a gadfly's
goad should have ssampeded him from
that dignified, contemptuous disregard
of the insect which occasion and as
semblage should have commanded
Veterans who are familiar with James
Bothsides, bloodsweating acrobatics in
keeping up with the band wagons de
vious ineanderings vote him well
earned rest, though without decorations
due great statesmen. When before a
boggar for the peoples preference to
Beckham his one qualification urged by
helpers OF the Eighth was his unifor-
ly generous contribution to hold the
floaters in line. OF course he should
for he put up the price.
Hon. Henry Thomas. versatile and
snappy editor of Casey's News" spent
a short time last week hobnobbing with
the capitalists of our town whilst the
curious and critical took inventory OF
his large touring car.
Our school began last week with en-
couraging attendance, and the pupils
unanimous affection for their teacher,
Miss Fannie North, assures an enthus-
iasm which must produce good results.
Moreover, our efficient trustee, Hon.
NJ. F. North. a alive to the maxium that
"a little learning is dangerous thing"
of course none is a calamity-has pro-
CLAIMED determination to enforce IL,
compulsory attendance law. Good !
Whilst gardeners have had little call
to combat weeds this season there has
been a notable scarcity of the Colorado
potato bug The writer has not found
a bug up to date and that he has a
crop Of vines can be verified. Also that
he has been seen among those vines.
Irrigation is a problem which soon
must concern the Kentucky trucker. and
later every up-to-date farmer. How to
accomplish it will he found Blasting
for subsurface supplies of stock water
will not be discontinued though pools
have been temporarily flied Mercury
registered l03 degrees in kiosk Sunday.
at P. NJ, and thermometer exploded
Monday