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RIwaus Lead TO Better Health.

Serious sicknesses start in disorders
of the stomach liver and kidneys
The best corrective and preventive is
DR. Kings New Life Pills. They Pu-
rify the Blood-Preveut Constipation.
keep Liver, Kidneys and BowelH in
healthy condition Give you better
health by Kidding the system Of fer
menting and gassy foods. Effective and
mild 25c., at your druggist. Buck.
lens Arnica Salve for all hurts. adv.
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Shake OH Your Rheumatism.

Now IS the time TO get nd Of your
rheumatism. Try a twenty-five cent
bottle of Chamberlain's Mniment and
see how quickly your rheumatic pains
disappear. Sold by all dealers adv.
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kenoya News.

Mrs. Erie Watts visited friends
on Buffalo thi. week.
K. l. Mckee. who has been i'll,
has about recovered.
Mrs Albert Hale was recent
visitor at Ca,lsttsburg.
Mrs. r. A Morris was a visitor
at Huntington Tuesday.
Harry Cook spent Sunday with
friends at Portsmouth.
Miss Alice Harris was a shopper
at Ashland last Saturday.
Scott Winters has been nursing a
sore foot for several days.
Miss Lizzie Hatten Of Buchanan,
Ky, is visiting friends here.
Mrs. p. Grimm of New Haven is
the guest of Kenova relatives.
Mrs. w. p. Harris and children
are visiting relatives at Welch.
G. s. Knapp has returned from a
business trip through Kentucky.
Mr.. Snyder of Cincinnati is the
pleasant guest of Mrs. Chas. Rife.
K. A. Morris came in from Guy
an and spent Sunday with his fami.
ly.
Richard Gould of Parkersburg
was business visitor here thus
week.
M-s. Gaines McKeand was a
visitor at Huntington one day last
week.
Walter Norman went to Charles
ton Tuesday, returning in his ma
chine.
Mrs. w. w. Jackson was a visi.
tor at Huntington Monday after
noon.
Miss Neva Wilson of Iron,on
was recently the guest of Kenoya
friends.
Harry Pennington has returned
from a short visit with Cincinnati
fri' nds.
Miss Sallle Salmons Of Hunting
ton spent Sunday with Kenova
friends
F. F. Badeley waa business
visitor at huntington the first of
this week.
Mrs. S. V. Crum of jenkins,
Ky, was the guest of friends here
last week.
Harry Lambert of Wayne il
spending few days with relatives
and friends here.
Mrs. F. L. Wayland of Florida
is the pleasant guest of her sister,
Mrs. b. Burleson.
Mr.. and Mrs. Arthur Gilpin of
Normal, Ky, were Sunday guests
of Kenova friends.
Mrs. w. o. Kouns of Ashland
was the guest of Kenova friends
Sunday afternoon.
Miss Blanche Griffith of Ceredo
was the pleasant guest of Kenova
friends last Saturday.
Mrs. Everett Brown was shop.
ping and calling on friends al Hunt
ington Friday afternoon.
The Ladies' AID society Of the
Pres5yterIan church met last week
with Mrs. -. B. Levi.
Miss SalIie Turman of Hunting
ton spent Sunday here with her Sis
ter, Mrs. w. b. Morris.
Mrs. Joe Bowman and Mr.. and
Mrs 1. n. Rush spent Tuesday
with friends at Camden park.
w. w. Jackson has had bis prop.
erty at the corner Of Twelfth and
Maple streets painted and repaired.
Mrs. Cain McGhee Of Griffiths-
vile was the guest of Kenova rel.
atlves the latter part Of last week.
Mrs. J. b. Smith and daughter,
Hazel, of IroDton were guests of
Mr.. and Mrs. Sanford Smith Sun.
day.
Mrs. Jas. A. Hughes and Mrs.
Wilson Clapp Of Westmoreland
cslle1 on friends here Tuesday
evening.
Blaine Williams of Cincinnati
has been the guest of his brotber.iu.
law, Chas. Rite, for the past few
days.
Mrs. II. w. Thompson of Fort
Gay was the pleasant guest of her
daughter, Mrs. j. w. Rife, last
week.
Dr. Shattick Of Ironton and Cbas.
Rife Of this city left yesterday for
Charleston to attend the West Vir.
ginia gun shoot. Both Of these
gentlemen are expert marksmen and
we venture to predict that they will
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The report that Coxey's army
was hit on the head with a broom
at Hagerstowr lacks definite con-
firmatlou.
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Can't Keen ii SeGret.

The splendid work Of Chamberlain's
Tablets is daily becoming more widely
known. No such grand remedy for
stomach and liver troubles has ever
been known For sale by all dealers
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The
Bearer

who brings Cut Glass
finds a warm welcome,
for every housewife,
prospective bride or
bachelor maid can all
ways find a place for
a Cut Glass Dish from
our stock.
The Ward County independent. [volume] (Minot, Ward County, N.D.) 1902-1965, 1914-06-04

a
MlnnoSota, mas filed IN this office q
sworn statement exhibiting its condi-
ton and business for the year ending
December 81, 1913 conformable to the
requirements Of the laws Of this stare,
regulating the business OF Insurance,
and,
Whereas, the said Company has filed
In this office duly certified copy OF
its charter with certificate Of organi-
cation in compliance with the require
ments Of the Insurance laws aforesaid
Now, therefore. I, W. G. Taylor, Com.
missioner of Insurance of the State OF
North Dakota, pursuant to the provis.
ions Of said laws. do hereby certify
that the above named Company Is fully
empowered, through its authorized
agents. to transact Its appropriate bus.
mess Of Authorized Insurance In this
state according to the laws thereof.
until the 31st day Of March, A. d. 1915.
In testimony whereof, l have here
unto set my hand and seal at Bismarck.
this LIST Day of April, A. d. 1914:
(SEAL) w. C. TAYLOR,
Commissioner Of Insurance.
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6ss,660.2S
s71.oo0.oo
76,s1s.ss
7,60S.31
1,693.S1
100000
l.712.3S
STATE OF NORTH DAKOTA.

STATE OF NORTH DAKOTA,
Office Of Commissioner Of Insurance.
]. w. G. Taylor, Commissioner Of In
do hereby certify that the foregoing
Is a true abstract Of the original state
ment now on file in this office.
In testimony whereof, I have here.
unto set my hand and affixed the seal
Of this Office at Bismarck. the LIST day
(sEAL) w. c. TAYLOR,
Commissioner Of Insurance
STATE OF NORTH DAKOTA,
Office OF Commissioner Of Insurance.
COMPANY'S CERTIFICATE OF
.r AUTHORITY.
Whereas, the Aetna Life Insurance
der the laws of Connecticut. has filed
In this office sworn statement exhfp-
iting its condition and business for the
year ending December 81. 1913, con-
formable to the requirements Of tho
laws Of this state regulating the BUSH
ness Of Insurance, and
Whereas The said Company has filed
IN this office duly certified copy Of
its charter with certificate Of organiza.
ton m compliance with tho require
ments Of the Insurance laws aforesaid.
Now. therefore, I. w. c. Taylor. Com.
missioner Of Insurance Of the state OF
ions Of said laws, do hereby certify
that the above named Company Is FURY
empowered, through Its authorized
agents, to transact its appropriate bust
ness Of Authorized Insurance in this
state, according to the laws thereof,
until the 31st day Of March, A. D. 1918.
unto set my hand and seal at Bismarck.
this LIST day of April. A. D. 1914.
(SEAL) w. C. TAYLOR.
-.. Commissioner of Insurance.
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Commissioner Of 1nSurai
STATE OF NORTH DAKOTA,
Office Of Commissioner Of Insurance.
COMPANY's CERTIFICATE OF

ID
Whereas Tho Northwestern Natto1A
1n.urasce COMPANY, eor2o w,aeons g..
kas fied in this office q sworn state.
ment exhibiting its condition ana busi'
ness for the year ending Decemher "
1915, ,conformable to the reaui1em9eta
Of the laws Of this state. resul aune
the business Of Insurance. and
whereas, the said Company has dle4
In this office duly certified copy q
its charter with certificate Of erlenh
cation in compliance with the re44lre:
ments Of ths INSURANCE laws sfors4sid
missioner Of Insurance Of the state ot|
North Dakota, pursuant to the prsv sis:
that the above. named Company Is fulll
empowered. throu9A it, .on agth 70 re
4iness Of Authorized Insurance in thli
state accordtnE to ths s Ia laws t + ;sst
In testimony whereof, have hers
unto set my hand and seal at Bismarck
this 1st Day of April, A. .. 1e11;
Commissioner of Insurance.
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pay down what you can spare now and
the balance by the month. IF you buy
now you can select your own colors).
Time goes fast. You will soon have =
home of your own, all clear. Now,
good people, is it not about time you
were beginning to provide home for
yourselves and children? Taxes guar.
anteed not to exceed $500 per year.
Interest s per cent. Pay as fast as
you can. ISa
FL. LYMAN,
Res. Phone $50 Black.
Office with Western Realty Co., next
to Valley Meat Market; Office phone
234. {Abstract furnished.)
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Whooping Cough.

About a year ago my three boys had
whooping cough and found Chamber
lain's Cough Remedy the only one that
would relieve coughing and whooping
spells. ! continued this treatment and
was surprised to find that it cured the
disease in a very short time," writes
Mrs. Archie Dalrymple, Crooksville,
Ohio, For sale BY all dealers. advt.
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ABSTRACT or STATEMENT
Tor the Year EAdlAg December ~,

z OF the condition and affairs Of the
Aetna Life Insurance Company. OF
Hartford, Conn, organized under the
laws Of the State OF Connecticut, made
to the Commissioner Of Insurance Of
the State OF North Dakota, in pursu-
ance Of the laws Of said state.
z President, Morgan G.. Buckley.
M B. Brainard. W.T.
Secretary, C. q. Gilbert.
- Principal Office. $50 Main Street
Hartford, Conn.
Attorney for Service Of Process In the
State Of North Dakota: T1
Name. The Commissioner of Insure
ance; Location, Bismarck, N. D.
1920.
Commenced business, October. 1850.
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Do you want home Of your own?
I have just strted to build two more
four-ro0m bungalows in Northeast Mi
not. sell them like rent; small pay
ment down. Price complete $1175;
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Of April. A. D. 1914.
tSHLAL) -'' ". g. TAYLOR.
5t Commissioner OF Insurance.
STATE OF NORTH DAKOTA, 9SSs y, I,
Office OF Commissioner OF Insurance,
~ COMPANY'S CERTIFICATE or

40 s-- Y Il
STATE OF NORTH DAKOTA, 5ss'sA..','s s
Office OF Commissioner Of 1nsnrancA
COMPANY'S CERTIFICATE OF "
AUTHORITY.
Whereas. The Security Mutual Fire
Insurance Company, corporation or
Eanized under the laws OF Minnesota,
has filed In this off1ce q sworp state.
ment exhibiting its condition and busi-
ness for the year ending December 81,
1913, conformable to the requirements
OF the laws Of this state. regulating
the business Of Insurance, and
Whereas the said Company has filed
IN this office a duly certified copy Of
Its charter with certificate Of orgeni-
xation in compliance with tho require
ments Of the Insurance laws aforesaid.
Now. therefore, I, w. C. Taylor, Com
missioner Of Insurance Of the state Of
North Dakota. pursuant to the provis-
tons OF said laws. do hereby certify
that the above named Company IL fully
agents, to transact it1 appropriate busA
tness Of Authorized 1nsprance in this
state according to the laws thereof.
until the 31st day Of March, A. D. 1915.
In testimony whereof, have here.
unto set my hand and seal at ,Bismarcss,
III tsnA 1ss Day of Aprit IN p r as1a i
Commissioners of Insurance.
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STATE OF NORTH DAKOTA,
Olflce Of Commissioner 6f Insurance.
u COMPANIES CERTIFICATE OF

AUTHORITY. J,
whereas. The Northern Trust Com.
pany, q corporation organised under
the laws Of North Dakota, has Med y
this office sworn statement exhibit
ing it, condition and business for the
year ending Decembsr q. 1911: een .
laws q thi. state. regulating the oosi-
whereas. the said Company has llsd
n this office 2 duly ssrtised co1y 81 Ct
sation in compliance with the require
ments Of the 1nsuEanee laws - sforesaid.
missioner Of Insurance Of the state OF
North Dakota. pursusnt to the proviss: .
that the above named Company IL fully
empowered, through IT, avthori.ed
agents, to transact lts appropriate bus.
ineos Of Authorized Insurance in this
state according to the laws thersoE.
IN testimony Whereof have here
unto set my hand and ssAl AZ 1i1marck.
this LIST Day OF April, A:.Ds s1?1Ars
f6f3Afl w, C. TAYLOR
Commissioner OF Insurance.
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Special Prices for Photographs.

Special Prices for Photographs.
From now until July Is, we will give
special prices Of one-third to one-haf
off on photographs of all kinds. Watch
our showcases at Second National
Bank building for samples and prices.
5-28-tf SKRIVSETH STUDIO,
Minot, N. D.
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Paid for Matured EndoW.
ments and additions !. .
Paid for, Total and Per.
man emit Disability -.
Paid to AnnuitantS
Paid for surrendered Pol.
icies ..t............
Cash. surrender values
applied in payment Of
Premiums
Dividends paid to Policy
Holders -.
Dividends paid to Stock
Holders ..............
Cash aspaid during tho
year for Commissions
and Salaries .........'
Rents paid during the
Taxes paid during II.
Cash paid for Advertise
ing Observation-Disclosures.
Cash paid, for committing
Commissions 1890. J.
Dividends, and interest
thereon, held on do.
post, surrendered DUR
ing the year .........
Amount Of all other Ex-
pendttures ..;........
Total Expenditures. Lite
Business .............
Total Expenditures, Ac-.
cident, Health and Lila.
bility Business .......
Fetal Expenditures
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ADSTRACT or STATEMENT, N
UsF tho Year Ending DecenDer u.

security Mutual Fire Insurance. Conn
pany OF Chatfield, Mimi, organized
under the laws OF the State Of Minne-
sofa, made5to the Commissioner Of In
curance Of the State Of North Dakota.
"a pursuance Of the laws OF said state.
President, Frank L. Tesca.
vlce president Geo. r. Thompson.
Secretary. Chas. 4. Thurber.
frlnclpalsOff Chatfield. MINI.
4, Attorneyisfor Service Of Process In
the State Of North Dakota:
Name, Commissioner Of Insurance,
Location, Bismarck, N. D..
11nd, 1885,, 81
Commenced business. April 22nd.
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a@# " LEDGER ASSETS
Mortgage Loans on Real
Estate (Schedule b
First Liens : $4,000
otherSthan first ......... $1,000
Premium Notes ........ $685.
(a) Book Value Of Bonds.
excluding interest, $
Ard stocks - 100000
(Schsdule d. 1,1000
Cash Y Company = 1861 2ss'Sa;
4 "a. 49,. 4,e1s.77
(Nen1e Banks and am-
s sussS -. SECS,
0ank$Eertifcates Of dc.
poaHon interest ...... 10000
Rills%1 Receivable 1926
4 s !. is.sal.51 1s,sso.7
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23.s6s.ss
7,sls.g1
s.sOs.sl
srArE OF NORTH DAKOTA.

STATE OF NORTH Dakota,
ONCE of missioner Of Insurance..
/, W. c. Taylor, Commisoioner Of In.
surance Of the State Of North Dakota.
do hereby certify that the foregoing u
. true abstract Of tho original staes'
In testimony whereof. 7 have herei
unto set my hand and affixed the seal
OF this Office at Bismarck, the 1st asJ
Of April. A. d. 1s14.ass
Commissioner Of Insurance
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TArM an NORTH DAKOTA.

sTATD OF NORTH DAKOTA, F8S5t$
officesof Commissioner of Insurance.
1. w. C., Taylor, Commissioners In.
aurafice ofsthe State Of North Dakota,
20 hereby certify that the foregoing y
\ true abstra ct Of the original state
Il, entsnow on sfiie In this office. lg5
inStestimony whereof, I have here.
.sntogset my hand and affixed the seal
mn lhis Office at Bismarck. the 1st day
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NORTH DAKOTA BUSINESS
rotat risks taken during
thSssyear ~es 4.,:..:: SS1.S49.O!
'o dafsnE the Eye year so ...... 25,soo.4
duh dnffng Ht ti,e year 1o.ss2.s'
rG naia ampn tSe5yea sre $3.50
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ABSTRACT OF STATEMENT.
For the Year Ending December 81,

OF the condition and affairs OF The
Old Colony Insurance Company. of Bos-
ton, Mass, organized under the laws OF
the state of Massachusetts,. made to the
Commissioner Of Insurance of the state
Of North Dakota in pursuance OF the
laws of said state.
President, Ransom b. Fuller.
Vice President. William r. Hedge
Secretary, Charles D. Hodges.
Boston, Mass. 49, Ef'A
Attorney for Service Of Process in
the State of North Dakota:
Name, Commissioner OF Insurance:
Location, Bismarck, N. D. a.,
1906. l.
Commenced business. June z, 1906
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II ABSTRACT or sTATEMENT. 81
For the Year Ending December n

E A. I'D. 1913. .t5gfs
OF the condition and affairs OF the
Northwestern National Insurance. Com. !,
pany OF Milwaukee, Wisconsin, organ.
lxed under the laws of the State 81
Of Insurance Of the state Of North Da-
state.
RRf; Ere. s1.s,I W!lfora I N Patton
Secretary, Joseph Huebl.
Principal Office, 172 Wisconsin Street.
Milwaukee, Wis.
the State OF North Dakota:
Name, Commissioner Of insurance.
Location, Bismarck. N. D.
organized or incorporated FEB ~
1869, Commenced business July i
CAPITAL
Amount OF Capital stock
p@'o up !" 'o'. ASSETS ;iii'' ''''''''
, owned ~ he company' l7'.aos.ss
Mortgages ............ 1880. sos.sS
Stocks ... o . Asszsss,se
other bonds .. ~ ssS.o7AAa
Bank ... "a. anu ss5.62,.lS
Interest due and accrued ss.sss.S6.
Premiums In course OF yr- 80.
e @i.sion ana trans: ,,7.7e.ss
Bills receivable. not
matured taken for
Fire Risks ............ O1S.vU
ro.a, Asset. .........; 7.lol.7o'.s3
Unidentified Assets:
Agents Balances, repre- ~ .,,3 =
senting business writ "
ten prior to Oct. 1st
1913, ........$6,055. l5 -
Bills Receivable past duo -
taken for marine. in
land and fire risks
............... $Slb.I3
Book value OF Bonds over
market value,
.....:..... $450.O69.67 l6s.Slo.v1
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A'tr oAAANCHs SnEEV
Amount ofyNet or Invest
ed AssetS December s31s
OF previous year. -, Is k0.sse,S5
H. INCOME DURING YEAR 1919
0ross amount due ana
unpaid III close Of pre- %" t-"
Nous yeSr as shown by -$ ,-
\ last repSrt .........,,aS - 1e.sss.7A
Deduct sHGount Of same = $500
not collSeted 1850 - l.2ls.os
me-! Net collected .::.:;:.;s ,l5.4ss.7A
during HE year from
as1a. Including notes =
and ca4 .,...........s l7s.oio.bs
Deduct gEoss amount OF n
premiums in course or Vel
collection at this date 1e,62A5l
Entire premiums COL
lected durflfE the years 176,ss2Hs,
Deduct retnsuranceS and ~,
return premium'.,:.; 4,s12.6s
Net amount actually
received for premiums 1s2.o7o.25
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STATE OF NORTH DAKOTA,
Office Of Commissioner Of Insurance..
I. W. c. Taylor. Commissioning of In.
Gurance Of the State o. North Dekota.
do hereby certify that the foregoing 10
true abstract Of the originalAstato-
In testimony whereof. ! have here
unto set my hand and affixed the seal
q this Office at Bismarck, the 1st day
Of April, A. D. 1914.
Commissioner Of Insurance
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STATE OF NORTH DAKOTA,
Office Of Commissioner Of Insurance.
- COMPANIES CERTIFICATE OF
AUTHOR1TY.
whereas. The Northwestern Fire
and Marine Insurance Company, cor.
boration organized under the Laws q
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sTATE on NORTH DAKOTA,

Office Of Commissioner Of Insurance..
I, W. C.. Taylor, Commissioner Of m
surance Of the State OF North Dakota:
do hereby certify that the foregoing 10
true abstract Of the Original state'
In testimony whereof. I have here.
unto set my hand and affixed the seal
of this Office at Bismarck, the 1st Gay
Of, April, A. D. 1914.
=" = Y IA .Commis sioner OF Insura lcA
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YEAR
Gross amount paid for
Losses, (includinE
11.612.6o occurring in
previous years 49,.
I Deduct amount received
2" for Salvages and dis
counts on losses OF the
last or previous Year,
......... 1901
~A from reinsurance In
other companies,
......... 1,64G.34
Net amount paid dur
Ing the year for losses
Ald Policy. Holders for
discounts or dividends,
........ @S.423,17
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Rsceived from assess.
ments 0h deposit notes
Or contingent liability
(withoHt deduction for 4
commi1eions or OK.
Densests
temporary loan ut BANK
interest E6n Real Estate
4ortgaEs Loans, %1TSS
..::..v.. 1870
C~tiacat ~ Of Deposit
Interest ma dividends On
0eock md BONDS. 800.
fop allothAr sources
fe0t on sale o. maturity
81 Ledger Assets DUR,
Ing the year over book
values .............ss,.:' g
Prem all other sourceA.
Received account Special
Agents expenses:
Milan. Fire Ins. Co., /, VA Va;
........:8 1,57D.So
GcAt's. Natl. tna. Co,
Total Income during
tho year ..............
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NORTH DAhOIA b
Total risks taken during
the year ............ Il
Total Premiums received
during the year ......
Total Losses incurred
during the year ......
Total amount Of Losses
paid during the year
Evening public ledger. [volume] (Philadelphia [Pa.]) 1914-1942, 1914-12-03
THE KIDS CHRONICLE

OIVILI2AT1ON Is wat makes the werld
" diffrent frum the olden days wen men
ust to go out and mock eetch uthir down
with stone hammirs avn akkount of guns
not beeing invented yet
Befoar the werld got civilized the men
ust to get married by going out and hunt
ing erround till they saw a wife and then
dragging her throo the woods by the hare
ill she promised to marry them. The
ladys that wunted to get married ust to
ware thare hare down for that perpiss
But no gentleman wood try to get married
that way now, bekause 1t woodent be
civilized, and besides, the ladys wood
proberly objecIt to It, and besides that,
so rneny Of them have false hare mower
days, 1t mite not be avn tte enuf to
drag them by.
The ony way to get married mower
days is to get awl dressed up and go
and ask sum gerl and II she ses, No,
you Good drag her by the hare for
weak and 1t woodent do you eny good.
This Is known as wlmins rites.
Bsfoar the werld was civilized peepll
.ust to have moar hare avn them than
.cloze, and they ust TO live In caves with
out eny books to reed bekause thare
wasent eny lbrarys to keep books in,
and II they wunted TO rite a lettir they
had to rite II avn cODble stone with
chisel. and the peepi proberly dident
ust to say the way they do NOW, o,
luv to get lettirs, hekause II you hap
pened to drop a lettir avn yure toz I'm
those days, good mite. And If sum-
boldly got mad and throO lettir at you,
good mite. to. espeshlIIy II II was lawng
lettir and had about 5 pages.
Wun of the gIateHt things civilization
eVvir did was TO make war shoart by the
invenshin of cannlns wich kill 1000 men
a mint, vile II the uncivlized peepil
killed a man a mint they ust II think
they was doing CRATE. I'm the olden
days the diffrept kuntries was awlways
fteing, wich was uneivillzed but mower
days they ony fite wunts in a vile, avn
akkount OF evvry tine they hte awl the
soldiers avn both sides get killed and
they haff to waite till the childrln grow
up to get moar soldiers. This is a good
thing, belSause war is a CRATE kerse.
Pop ses in the days of stone hatehits
mite made rite and everybody wunted
to be bonehed avn akkount OF safety
fsrst.