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The daily sentinel., 1914-06-20
Nc G0kNEL EhMItY
TO The FORE AGAIN
tContinued from Page

Either Miss Margaret Mcconnell or
ner brother have been in the money
Tor pretty near every contest so far
pulled off
Franks winning letter will be pub
lished Sunday morning.
The essays in the Sawyer contest
are printed below.
The daily sentinel., 1914-06-20
Wanted--At the Sentinel oihs
ciezn cotton rags.

Dust a little Dike's Foot PoVis;
in the shoes, sprinkle some on I'D
stockings. 1t absorbs moistun|
and checks persplratlon TO a large
extent. Then the feet are con-
Portable. do not swell, do not ache
It's fine when breaking in neE
shoes, winter or summer. Makes
them slip on easily. oyercoms
friction at the pinehing places
prevents formation of corns and
blisters.
Sprinkle Top Can, % Gents,
Like everything else in the line Of
Dixie Household Remedies, ths
Foot Powder is right-highes
quality, liberal quantity, reason
able price.
The daily sentinel., 1914-06-20

n. j. Whitepmb, a. Well known
travelling man. hniing from Saginaw
Michigan, was numbered among the
early morning arrivals on business
and pleasure.
The daily sentinel., 1914-06-20

e. c. LaBine arrived early this
morning from Salt Lake and is stop
ping at the ST. Regis.
The daily sentinel., 1914-06-20

f. p. Baird, postmaster at Mack,
arrived last evening on No. 6 for a
several days business visit.
The daily sentinel., 1914-06-20

Claude Wakeland. who was here
several DAYS ago from his home in
Jaw. Colo. arnited attain this morn
ing for n brief local visit
The daily sentinel., 1914-06-20

Miss Elsie Morton left this morn
ing to sncnd the day ia Gienwood
Springs. she is EMPLOYED hr the
office OF Barton & Terrill.
The daily sentinel., 1914-06-20

Miss Edith Gross has arrived in
the city from her home in Roseburg,
Ore. and viii visit Grand Valley
friends for the coming SUMMER
The daily sentinel., 1914-06-20

The woman in the picture was be-
ing led from the scene by three po-
lieemen She caught hold of a lamp
post pretending to try to break loose
from the grasp Of three strong bob
Strike bulletin. (Clinton, Ill.) 1913-1915, 1914-07-22
ESQ MILLION GIVEN Avn
BY WESTERN R0AEH
STOCK BONUSES
STARTLING FIGURES OF LAST n
YEARS SHOW FINANCIAL Play
BANKS eoBslf MONSTER coDnlssn

tn. sworn reports Of the western ralrsah =
tie Interstate. Commerce Commissios - IL -
~ eat.ful study, show some astouAllaa -
t'latte to stock bonuses and undervrttioe -
missions.
Ten representative GAnspOrtation oonDnnnkaa
N'hts"n. Topeka and santa Fe RAILWAY: CSl1nX
bennington and quincy railroad ChicA6e nnvsS-
~" AID 81 Paul railway; Great Northern railv.y
Illinois Central railroad, Northern PacteSs e>lDu1r
oregon short Line railroad. southern pnel0o -
pany, and linton Pacific railroad save aWov -.
~ mote than $3.50 900 600 In stock bosneee -
during IA. ten years. i900-lsi0. or, On - sgS0uA
- uo0 900 each year.
In enact figures. these roads autboetnnA -.
Sb.isS IN bonuses common stock laDQoA -
iNs.s''s ON issues Of preferred stssh.
S"ss Of Iooss0es Mas6se1n0
Assuming that these carriers cara % GoaoA -
Vested IN them. per cent annually. U16A n
conservative figure. more than ol2SoA6u =
uunal revenues would accrue to tAeso - eooD
each year. II their stock securities haA boeo eos
Is marketed.
As a matter Of fact. their operating reveo1oD =
depleted by the absorption Of larOo Oo00 y r.
div ldehds ON fictitious securities tssued - oalo
and earnings which should be avatlAhoo ~ =.
creased compensation of employees. fhss 0sVno
are being dissipated through indefeaG11)o ~
cat practices. such as those mentioned oAovA -
present financial condition OF the veoeoo -
roads. 50 far as II Is upsatisfactory. = - -
thirAlhg financial management.
Strike bulletin. (Clinton, Ill.) 1913-1915, 1914-07-22
l ,O3s, $50 PERSONS CANE
TO u. S. IN 10 keONss

immigrants arrived at American po.. 49,
rate al more than 300 every week aV ~
the first ten months OF the hsc>i YEA -
aud Indications are that by June SUN. GI-..en
fiscal YEAR ends the greatest number VI @ 1900
.ser admitted during any year. will hs'e ~
statistic If the bureau Of 1mmgrauon "a 1. y
In April IIa.ss5 were admitted aud io'as"
ten months named
Strike bulletin. (Clinton, Ill.) 1913-1915, 1914-07-22
l. c. TRAIN IN ShlASHUP; ScAM
ARE QUITTING BULL Pm, sen
PLAYS At CONDUCTORS p)oI

MGoMB. Miss. July 2o.-tspeciai 70 ~ -
builetin b-Engn. So. extra north. strvsk
al til. north CROSSING killing the h0rDs ~ -
ing the buggy clear Of ths right Of ~ -
M"fci"I~, tn" dfiN'r and owner Of the ~ -
hadlb cat about the face and head 40 49,
about the groin. lie Is a scab In the sas ~
the /. & msIhin. shop here sssz
one man was injured and = score ~ 49,
shaken w In coach attached to illness 49,
passenger train 81. south bound. whsa -
timber crashed into the u switch 0eo g
ArCola. four miles north OF Amite Cn& -
after noon today. J. W Siayens was ~ 80 y
the injured passenger. The train Was - 49,
at Aro"ls and WAS due to walt there ave 1871
" ufkm"n loading heavy timbcrs on . sfoee -
Oh adjoining track lost control Of go q =
umb.fs which plunged iato the side o. ~ c -.
Shattered glass struck slavens. and endssosse ~
"ther occupants Of the car. some moss -
urst"
s-sh. nea, Heard NM
Dan Harvey quit the shops today. and IT,
man Hamilton for his tools and board ne
with Hamilton who had stood good Tor y 49,
81 tools and who viii now have 10 pay " ~
lob Farrell. home guard and dssertsr ~.
'ifnl"h some time ago was caught ~ "
PAM detective breaking into l. e. boz ~
stealing goods. This practice had osee - r
for time lie is out on b0ne - ~
said that he Is gong TO up some nese
for stealing. His trial will come up istS.
poor things has. 10 make a living some ~.
a. they cant do II by piece work, they thss
NIX good IA way any. Is
s~sk Mssi~ riesse
The conductors picnic was held yess.GS
Magnolia, Miss. We We're not there. ess
stand IL Mas success financially, In
on" complaint to make. \ band eomposee
fledg"d cabs and sympathIzers some OF W-
working in the shop. here. Furnished ne
Worse still. there were few union me-
ards " In played In the band. We can"os
stand why union men Will mingle WIFE ..sss r
are trying to lake bread out Of the ~. ~,
their brothers. Get off the fence. you ms''
be a union man or not
Strike bulletin. (Clinton, Ill.) 1913-1915, 1914-07-22
NOTICE

The Chicago a Eastern Illinois Rsmro .,s ~
not hiring any new men al present i nu - -
ing on only those men who were aHee"c
Iay-on Lodge No IA. l. A. OF ~, 81
III, has abolished the pie card system
Strike bulletin. (Clinton, Ill.) 1913-1915, 1914-07-22
ILLINOIS CENTRAL. AMBULANCE
KEPT VERY BUSY AT BURNSIDE:
ENGINE FAILURES OCCUR DAILY

~ A"t Il. July - 'SItsiai 10 Tn. strike
i=4al"tn4 Conditions tu fhs burnside shops make
possible Tor "a 'uHpl" 81 hold regular inbs
- th" con tan}s at hulAnca. 1t l. a common sigh
- 80 t4at tehtil drlN. NJ To IN. shops and haul
Ha#'t = sfth VII" Las a broken log. a broken rib
r "A mashed fpoi "" FL suIe the aompans Will
z.stt' Ia Wtkr up - the fact that N cheaper
t#'' - saafi M" hauIss than 10 iuIuf, chs and
- isuaGe sItts
Strike bulletin. (Clinton, Ill.) 1913-1915, 1914-07-22

asf II Ming Las materially increased since
49," tui A. N. engineers ant fif,mrn In this
t'. itslh' ct zen IT indeed ftting that
tts4r sttHtng i"wsr should he sufficient met E.
- at f't~hHah1e .f4Hi along this line In ord. r
= maintain a fttrs -'au.iard II living
y = IAN '-tI'.tf. - at htlng 'Kptn-'s WITHIN
i'-# ft'' =t"- 49, H. rad trae tedlly TWEEN
$ T. let LIT. while H. Nag.s of tngin.u, u
49, IT. f"tetd ga thtS corresponding time about
- t. Int lN'n NH this increase. #ruginemrn
e 1'''H fs'Htt.s Al. not ahl" Ia large sal.
H#'- - fh't aiA Ifi"r 10 the increase. due the
sit'" Aarishlfs htasght about by the Introduction
= largo engines aui IN. tonnag" system, which
- Ef.4tf'N tntr"ss.sl both the lab r.stonst
Hf - 49, thg'r".r and fireman. and, r.quirins
#t'u - Lev II 10 "r'i't fn s'.Hrr the u"e.ssar ~
go To- I'D ~ 4zl.l'. f,rd-flp which TIM. ct Z
It H.ah- = t'iusf=oH ia tIctr "arutng capacity
NJ tl" lHll~hs companies trs make II APP
- 1T 90 gIhrir'u a high Iiid class Of en-
#t.'~ IN. at r'malns nat thit earning capacity
- u}ttf'ls j'ftt t-'ft. aLle# ai til other hand
i'.i ''5h.'s p""'f Tor - railroads H., greatly
Strike bulletin. (Clinton, Ill.) 1913-1915, 1914-07-22

Minority ssessnoioers Protest.
Al a stockholdars meeting held In
Strike bulletin. (Clinton, Ill.) 1913-1915, 1914-07-22

t.ftiHs failures ar. a NUMEROUS ~ .S.r The
nj ~ itt# q, k..p ill., puhle from knowing IN.
- '4t fl' az an th. Job and nothlng escapes
~ shz'itt54ah \ loon alnss .ngiu. died ia the
ssfi#aais" sthl III tu have htr fire knocked
= h"h -" ~eah h"larmaksr complained about the
At lie W. tnld 10 get In and do the lob over
Eain and that II he couldn't stop the fluea from
.aking he Aai better ~ back In the baldwin Io.
atu"iis" Work. aud learn the trade over again
~ " nal laff" attendance at our mass meeting
Hnihft 1ulY l. lifothetz Helnzptnan Of tn. boil
makers, Iaqntn Of thu carmen Ames n the mach.
hitiS. AMI Mein"rney and Flora of thu Person De-
I'm" Ifagu' addressed the meeting. Attorney
Frank fomsrfori toll OF the extensive plans being
md" IL present our case to the Industrial Rela-
inns cenmlssion
Strike bulletin. (Clinton, Ill.) 1913-1915, 1914-07-22

~ Voey 49, 49,, .....acs .s.S NaOau.4
down. labor thrown out Of employ.
ment. hnalnesA lnInrfer..d With and a
Strike bulletin. (Clinton, Ill.) 1913-1915, 1914-07-22

the meeting OF the judiciary commit.
tee OF the Illinois Iexlxt.,,.. $3.50
Strike bulletin. (Clinton, Ill.) 1913-1915, 1914-07-22

NJ a. locomotive "ng'nrmen d"plore a STRIKE.
to- EaNr tins unanimous -Npr.ssion In tn. hon
D., l.f hat Nsty life Of their organization
al rl' ~ages aud conditions that had required
TINT, FsATS L" build up ~.r- At stak". aud that
TIL -trik' vote was their only weapon Of defense
against an impending disaster In the form of "A
sweeping reduction ia pay by the elimination OF
ing rules that would make possible abuses that
Mil Ice unbearsble.
Tie m.n feel that they not only entitled to
maintain such conditions auI agreements as hay.
been demonstrated to Is. necessary 10 prevent
abuses. but that they entitled to some relief
from the increasing hardshIps that at" constantly
omiug 10 them through tn. Introduction OF heavier
power. AMI greater esaCtions on the part OF oper-
a#5t- aftlciais.
t." lat genial wags ms -ment of the engineers
All rt"futu IA western territory was contaminated
during tts lar 1914. At which time about ten
i't ~ Iu'ttt." was granted
Stnt" iflO Tn, fairoai- have made great strides
.H tt"t jlIu.- Tor hiti.in- business tn. most
~" 81 tbett sars ana the pua.r II their locomo-
1N.~ ani IN The reductions 81 grades. Their rei-
-ons Tor doing this ATE to Increase the train haul
a hith they have don. Ii a remarkable extent
Earring accidents. the length AMI weight OF trains
"-t'' ally IN freight ~.rNcl". Is the direct index
. III l.ngih II tim" On duty II n" rev. md ~.
lis $50 Al ant mental strain mat must be .X.rt"d
T. l~ ''tK common thing Will. riding on a
#a-~'. - ian 20 meet pass a freight train
sHftIuItE tom siNfs to our hnnlrrd AMI ten cars
1T ''r th"Hght the layman's
9thd 49," sueh enormous power could be invested
= M NJ hinr - hsniI. such heavy trains and
IA ui.f an IL 'iuaa t"d to handle such enormous
s.ssht sI lengthy trains with sufficient skill to
o. q a. ia Il aI4aH - al
Strike bulletin. (Clinton, Ill.) 1913-1915, 1914-07-22

J: " Many
raj Lost up
. I .AH.N.
Fort Mill times. [volume] (Fort Mill, S.C.) 1892-current, 1914-12-31
ROBINS AND THE WASTE PIPE
How slrds Arranged - Utilize the
Outflow In BuIidins Their
Nests.

In summer our refrigerator SITS in
the dining room, which creates Q
problem OF how to take care Of the
waste water from the ieebo1. We
solved this by bvrihg hole through
the floor of the roefn under tho re.
ffigerator, placing large funnel
with its small end through the hole
into the basement, attaching hose
thereto and running it through cell
lar window into the back yard, saws
". s. Hugel in Our Dumb Animals.
The steady drip from the hose soon
made a wet place on the ground and
| came one morning and found
well-developed mudhole about six
inches square, which. appeared to
have been made by 4 dog or
chicken, and as l stood wondering
what could have made it a couple
OF robins came circling around my
head, scolding very saueily. | re-
treated to a place behind q pear
tree and watched. One went directly
to the muddy place and began wal
lowing very much like a hen in an
ash bin, gradually working the mud
INTO ball under her feet, when she
ran her bill through the center Of
1T and flew away to her nest. The
other robin did like the first, and
many times during the day | saw
them carrying mud with which to
cement their nest. 1t was very dry
season, there were no mud puddles in
The streets, and the drip from our
refrigerator, instead of being wasted,
helped these little festhered friends
TO build their home.
Fort Mill times. [volume] (Fort Mill, S.C.) 1892-current, 1914-12-31
EASY TO PRESERVE HEALTH
Immunity From Disease May BE 40
quired by Exercise Of Care
and Proper Living.

Perfect health is the best possible
immunity from disease. Millions OF
germs are breathed in with every
breath we take. but their injurious
effect is nullified SO long as the
iiealth is good. Many Of the germs
so taken are necessary for health,
Others would be disease breeders il
they fell upon the proper soil. The
habit of deep breathing that the
blood may be purified with the oxy-
gen thus obtained, at the same time
keeping the bowels open, with such
articles of diet as contribute to the
manufacture of good red blood, will
go long way toward making a per-
son immune from ordinary diseases.
y When an epidemic is around the
persons first affected are those with
debilitated blood; otherwise every
body would go down together. SO
little is necessary for the production
OF good, healthy blood that there is
little excuse for any person having
anything else, and with such 3
healthy. condition there is the slight
est probability Of seguificg any. Of
the dieeases, that are so frequent sin'
some &ammunities. The responsible
ity is largely an individual one. and
II everybody exercised an intelligent
supervision of his habits and his sur
roundings there would be practically
no reason for the existence of boards
OF health or any other such restric-
tive measures.
Fort Mill times. [volume] (Fort Mill, S.C.) 1892-current, 1914-12-31
nAsstT TRAss r,vo pco&

Several large cisterns were dug On
the new fair grounds and boarded
over. Workmen preparing to fix con-
nections with the cisterns and the
water pipes were surprised to find
two dogs and dead rabbit in one Of
them.
The dogs had evidently chased
poor bunny into what he Thought was
place of safety and had been
trapped themselves when they sought
10 follow him. Az there was no wa.
ter in the cistern they landed at the
bottom.
How long they were in the hole is
not known, but the rabbit had kept
them from starving and was partial
ly consumed. When released thew
made tracks for home.-Janesville
(Wis.) Dispatch to New York
World.
Fort Mill times. [volume] (Fort Mill, S.C.) 1892-current, 1914-12-31
CHOSE WRONG SIDE OF HOUSE
Youthful Swain Had Been ssrenadiNs
Father Instead Of Object Of
His Alteration.

There js a young man in a small
town who some time ago conceived y
romantic passion for young woman.
And being OF poetical turn he came
10 the decision that the only way to
pay her proper attention was to scres
made her, the more especially because
he was somewhat in awe of the very
businesslike, rsd-faced, quiszical IA
ther. whom he would have to encoun-
ter if he commenced by calling the
customary way.
So, unlikely as it NAV seem. he
practiced up on his college mandolin
end began the series of song recitals.
They were received with even more
enthusiasm than he could have
hoped. Every night there was gentle
applause. and occasionally flower
flew ont OF the window. The lady
never showed her face, but the young
man approved her delicate reserve.
The serenading went on for some
weeks. The young woman did not
speak of it when they met. although
he fancied he read her appreciation
an her face. And at last de decided
sitmas time eSssoach the subject and
bring matters to a head, and he be-
gan gently.
But the lady stared at him in
blank surprise. and then she burst
into pealS OF unseemlv mirth.
80 that was what father has been
at" she gasped. 81 knew he meant
something by so much talk about
falling TO sleep to music, and all that
sort OF thing. My room is way at
the other side Of the house. But
how he must have been enjoying
this "-Hinghsm Journal.
Fort Mill times. [volume] (Fort Mill, S.C.) 1892-current, 1914-12-31
LURE'FoR FARM HAND.

"What do you want with all those
hammocks and phonograph records
and fancy groceries, asked the store
keeper. Going TO have summer
boarders 2"
NO." replied Farmer Corntossel
IL wouldn't waste all them on sum-
mer boarders. Pm tryin' to make
the place attractive enough to per-
suade a few farm hands to hnger
around an help me out with the
wheat crop"
Fort Mill times. [volume] (Fort Mill, S.C.) 1892-current, 1914-12-31
TAX RETURNS FOR 1918.
Office of the County Auditor of York
County, South Carolina.
Yorkville, S. O., Dec. |, l9l4.

Yorkville, 5. c., Dec. ], 1914.
AS required by statute, my books
will be opened at my Office in York
vile on Friday, January !, 1915 and
kept open until February 20, 1915, for
the purpose Of listing for taxation all
personal and real property held in
York county on January /, 1915.
For the purpose Of facilitating the
taking of returns and for the greater
convenience Of Taxpayers, will be
at the following places on the dates
named:
At Ramah, "a. NJ. McGills Store)
Friday, January |.
At Bethany, (McGh Bros. Store) g.,
Saturday, January 2.
At Clover, on Tuesday and Wednes-
day, January and 8.
At Bethel, (Ford, Barnett & Co.'S
StOrel, Thursday, January z.
At Point. (at Harper'0 on Friday,
January 8.
At Bandana, perry Ferguson's
Store), on Saturday, January Q.
At Smyrna, on Monday, January II.
At Hickory Grove, on Tuesday and
Wednesday, January IL and Is.
AT Sharon, on Thursday and Friday,
January IA and Is.
At BullOck's Greek, Goods Storel,
on Saturday. January 16.
At Tirzah, on Monday, January Is.
AtNewport, on Tuesday, January 10.
At Fort Mill, on Wednesday, Thurs
day and Friday, January 20. 81 and %.
At McConneIlsville. on Monday, jan
uary %.
At Ogden. on Tuesday, January 26.
At Coates Tavern, (Roddey's) on
Wednesday. January q.
At Rock Hill, from Thursday, jan
uary. 2S, to Wednesday. February 3.
And at, Yorkvillc, from Thursday
February A; until Saturday, February
20.
All males between the ages of
twenty-one and sixty years, except
Confederate soldiers over the age of
fifty years are liable to a poll tax of
$I.0O, and all persons so liable are
especially requested to give the num-
bers of their respective school dis
triets in making tlseir returns.
RROADUS NJ LOVE,
C0nnky Aaditox.
Fort Mill times. [volume] (Fort Mill, S.C.) 1892-current, 1914-12-31
Ooiiy'a Ailment

In Chicago small Unitarian girl
OF four. whose father. a bank ofacial.
mad complained more than once that
the income tax made him sick, was
playing that her doll WAS I'll. Her
mother asked, What is the, matter
with dolly" The child replied. ct
think she has the income tax"
Fort Mill times. [volume] (Fort Mill, S.C.) 1892-current, 1914-12-31

Ruyters Kramp (after having his
play returned)-Ohl well, what's
the odds? /? Even Shakespeare had his
disappointments.
Woodby Booth-Yes; I've often
regretted that he could not have the
opportunity to see me play Shylock.
Fort Mill times. [volume] (Fort Mill, S.C.) 1892-current, 1914-12-31
IT RUNS IN THE FAMILY.

"They say that the immensely
wealthy Blinkersmith came over in
the steerage."
Yes, and his immensely wealthy
daughter has just come in the same
way"
Fort Mill times. [volume] (Fort Mill, S.C.) 1892-current, 1914-12-31
THE sUoENIc CHILD.

Modern Child-No, Ethel, there
isn't any Santa Claus; he's just your
own father and mother.
Ethel--An' amt they no Satan,
neither?
Modern Child Cup in her eugen-
lc')-No; he's just your father and
mother.-Puck.
Fort Mill times. [volume] (Fort Mill, S.C.) 1892-current, 1914-12-31
KEEPING IT DARK.

"Sam, see by this paper that an
electric burglar alarm has been
adapted for the chicken coop"
We'll, boss, | hopes t goodness
my neighbors don't hear about dat.
They is s'picious enough as it is"
Fort Mill times. [volume] (Fort Mill, S.C.) 1892-current, 1914-12-31
FL'PpANT.

"What building ia that over
there"
The government guess works"
Il don't understand"
"Fhe weather bureau"
Fort Mill times. [volume] (Fort Mill, S.C.) 1892-current, 1914-12-31
DIDN'T STOP AT THAT.

"Have you ever tried any smoke
abating devices in your town ?" asked
the New Yorker.
"Oh, yes" replied the Pittsburgh
man. "The cigar stores did once
stop giving out coupons"
Fort Mill times. [volume] (Fort Mill, S.C.) 1892-current, 1914-12-31
SIX MONTHS sEHIND.

"My wife is catching up with the
news"
''How's that"
Asked me yesterday what the
Mexican trouble is all about"
Fort Mill times. [volume] (Fort Mill, S.C.) 1892-current, 1914-12-31
WHAT WAS THE UsEr.

Mother-And so my little man
didn't cry when he fell down. That
was brave.
Little Man-There wasn't anyone
20 hear Atlanta Constitution.
Fort Mill times. [volume] (Fort Mill, S.C.) 1892-current, 1914-12-31

Nnrse-Why are YOU so anxious
L should take you to the zoo TODAY:
Bobby-I want to get crack at
that doggone stork that soaked us
with twins last week,
Fort Mill times. [volume] (Fort Mill, S.C.) 1892-current, 1914-12-31
SUCH AIRS.

"Twobble has grandiloquent way
of talking"
Eyes. He speaks of getting out q
few handbills as publishing ven-
hre.'"
Fort Mill times. [volume] (Fort Mill, S.C.) 1892-current, 1914-12-31
A FOOD TRAGEDY.

81 see where there will be some
trouble in getting sauerkraut from
Germany"
"Ah, me! That is the wurst
yeti"
Fort Mill times. [volume] (Fort Mill, S.C.) 1892-current, 1914-12-31
NO RESULTS.

"Wifc," said Mr.. Tuppcr, "Tm
proud 10 say that no matter how un-
kindly YOU speak TO me [ never am
swer back"
That's what makes me so mad"
snapped Mrs. Upper. II might as
we'll he talking to dummy"
Fort Mill times. [volume] (Fort Mill, S.C.) 1892-current, 1914-12-31
BOSS PREVARIcAToR.

"knceling in the most abject man
ncr' the count swore he would lie at
my feet until ! accepted him"
"He was lying at your feet then"
Fort Mill times. [volume] (Fort Mill, S.C.) 1892-current, 1914-12-31
NATURAL CONCLUSION.

why do descriptive writers speak
so often of the angry flames ?"
Il suppose because the flames are
usually put out"
Fort Mill times. [volume] (Fort Mill, S.C.) 1892-current, 1914-12-31
ITS ExTENT.

"Gabber tells me he hss been hay-
ing very breezy time lately"
Yes, | believe they did put up an
electric fan over his desk
Fort Mill times. [volume] (Fort Mill, S.C.) 1892-current, 1914-12-31
OF COURSE NOT.

I've seen him stand for hours be-
fore 4 Whistler"
"Pshaw, 4 whole brass band
eouiIn't detain NE that long"
Fort Mill times. [volume] (Fort Mill, S.C.) 1892-current, 1914-12-31
A oIFFERE NcE,

Friend gazing at new house,
10 this is your last hoase?
Builder (sadly)-.Yes; last but
not leased.-Pearson's Weekly.
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DEFINED.

PA, what's an inebriate ?"
IAN inebriate, my boy, is a man
who is willing to miss meal to feel
q drink more"
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BIG CROP YEAR.

Zone of the biggest crops this
year we've ever had" said the hired
man
"Of what ?" said the bystsnder.
"Of Weeds
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VERY MUCH 30.

Glow heredity will show ~
"What makes you say that now -
why, that boxer and his son have
such striking resemblance"
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MEAN ACCUSATION.

why are women always organix-
ing new clubs and SOC :cties ?"
SO they can keep other women
out of them"
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QUITE so.

Wouldn't it be coincidence ?"
"What would he coincidence ?"
If a big battle in Brussels were
on the carpet"
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IN THE POLICE COURT.

Some bad weather we're having,
5ndge."
oh, no. All dayz look Ras te ss.''