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Eagle River review. [volume] (Eagle River, Wis.) 1890-1927, 1914-10-23
No chanae.

Smith and Jones, while talking over
the garden fence one afternoon, be-
came tangled in a discussion that re-
quired some mental calculation.
Il tell you, Jones'" declared Smith.
in response to an assertion of the
other, that you are entirely wrong in
your concIusions!"
'You viii pardon me, old man" was
the emphatic rejoinder of JOKES, but
am absolutely right"
And / say that you are not!'
shouted Smith, losing patience. Didn't
l go to school, stupid?"
Eyes was the calm reply Of Jones.
"and you came back stupid"
Eagle River review. [volume] (Eagle River, Wis.) 1890-1927, 1914-10-23

want, and loses him as soon as he can
do better elsewhere.
One great improvement in this house
is the form of triple window used in
the larger rooms, which admits SO
much light and air when you want it,
and looks much better than any other
window that has ever been built for
a small low-cost house. Such window
frames may be bought ready to nail
right into the framework and really
cost less than some others that re-
quire more hand work. 1t is another
way of making machinery do the
work instead of depending SO much on
hand labor
The projections for the wide VIM
dows in the dining room and living
room are built up with the frame
work and the labor is very little more.
Of course you cannot add an extra
foot to any part Of room without
costing something, but it is quite
possible to put on extensions of this
kind that are worth dozen times
their extra cost. 1t marks the differ
ence between well-planned, well built
dwelling and the slipshod affairs that
are altogether. too common.
A little house like this containing
five rooms with the steep roof, neat
gable ends and fashionable front
porch is an ornament to a village lot
as well as the farm 1t contains a
great deal of convenience in proper
ton to its size, and there are no small
uncomfortable little rooms such as we
find in most small low-cost houses.
Eagle River review. [volume] (Eagle River, Wis.) 1890-1927, 1914-10-23

During the night he grew RAPIDLY
worse and his servant sent for the
doctor
What on earth have you been do
ing to yourself?" demanded the ply
stefan. There was no indication of
this sort when saw you yesterday"
1T is my heart, suppose" weakly
answered the patient in a whisper.
your hearth repeated the doctor.
your heart was all right yesterday"
MY lungs. then.'' said the patient.
What is the matter with you. man?
You don't seem to have been drink
ing"
Your letter, your letter." gasped
the patient. You said had only a
few weeks to live
Are you crazy?" said the doctor.
Il wrote you to take weeks vaca-
ton in the hills and you would be
all right"
The patient, with the pallor of death
in his face, could scarcely raise his
head from the pillows, but he drew
from under the bedclothes the doctors
letter.
Heavens, mani" cried the physi-
clan; this was meant for another
patient! My assistant misplaced the
letters
The young officer sat up in bed i'm
mediately and was entirely well in a
few hours.
WTo ORC Oh o. ray,oo two ~, o,,v livoa
victims Of the imagination. The con-
viction that we are desperately i'll, or
that we have been exposed to a ter
rible malady, to some incurable, con-
tagious disease, completely upsets the
entire system and reverses the proc
esses of the various functions; the
mind does not act with it's customary
vitality and power and there is a
general dropping of physical and mem
tai standards all along the line, until
we become the victims of the thing
we fear.
When was in the Harvard Medical
school, one of the best professors
there, celebrated physician, who had
been lecturing upon the power of the
imagination, warned the students
against the dangers of imagining that
they, themselves, had the disease
about which they studied. The profess
scr told me that once he got it into
his head that he was developing
Bright's disease in his system. The
conviction became SO strong that he
was in the grasp of this so-called fatal
disease that he preferred to die rather
than be told of his condition by anoth-
er physician.H He lost his appetite, lost
flesh rapidly, and became almost inca
pable of lecturing, until one day med
ical friend, astonished at the change
in his appearance, asked what was the
matter with him.
81 have Bright's disease" was the
reply. Il am sure of it, for have
every symptom.
Nonsense" said his friend; "you
have nothing Of the kind"
After great deal of persuasion,
the professor was induced to submit
to an examination, and it was discov-
cred that there was not the slightest
evidence of Bright's disease in his
system He rallied SO quickly that
even in a day those who knew him
noticed the change. His appetite re-
turned, his flesh came back, and he
was new man.
Medical history shows that thou
sands Of people have died the vic
tins of their Imagination. They we're
convinced they had diseases which in
reality they never had. The trouble
was not in the body, but in the mind.
Eagle River review. [volume] (Eagle River, Wis.) 1890-1927, 1914-10-23
~ ONE time ago read story about
a young officer in India who. con-

" ONE time ago read story about
a young officer in India who. con-
suited a great physician because he
felt tagged from the excessive heat
and long hours of service, The ply
stefan examined him and said he
would write to him on the morrow.
The letter the patient received In
formed him that his left lung was en-
tirely gone, his heart seriously at
fected, and advised him to adjust his
business affairs at once. "Of course.
YOU may live for weeks 1t said, sbut
you had best not leave important mat
tiers undecided
Naturally the young officer was dis
mayed by this death warrant. He
grew rapidly worse, and in "a hours
respiration was difficult and he had an
acute pain in the region of the heart.
He took to his bed with the convic-
ion that he should never rise from it.
Eagle River review. [volume] (Eagle River, Wis.) 1890-1927, 1914-10-23
A Social Warning.

what are you going to do with all
the money you expect to maker asked
Miss Cayenne.
'sTm going to have fine house and
entertain sumptuously,' replied the
price-b booster.
"Yes-but in the meantime you are
rendering yourself so unpopular that
no really nice people will come to your
parties
Eagle River review. [volume] (Eagle River, Wis.) 1890-1927, 1914-10-23

made the remark to one of the neigh
bors that she had never had the use
OF regular bathroom before, and she
never would live without one again.
Now. the fact is this house cost
about one hundred dollars more than
one of the plain, awkward affairs that
most farmers build for their married
help. The owner of such house gets
the man he wants, while the owner Of
a poor house gets the man he doesn't
Eagle River review. [volume] (Eagle River, Wis.) 1890-1927, 1914-10-23
AGENTS-AcT TODAY

Territory being assigned for PATENTED
French Dry Cleaning Outfits for home
use. CLEANS CLOTHING, RUGS, ETC,
same as Dry Cleaners do. Sell $3.50 to $40
at farmhouses and homes of small towns.
Big crops and big money in the country.
Men now making $40 to SIS a day. WRITE
FOR SAMPLE. Cleaning Supply House.
122 Sycamore ST., Milwaukee Wis. Adv.
Eagle River review. [volume] (Eagle River, Wis.) 1890-1927, 1914-10-23
ST. Petershnrn.

The city of st. Petersburg (recently
renamed Petrograd by The czarl was
founded by Peter the Great in the
year 1903. He called it the window
through which he could look out upon
Europe"
Eagle River review. [volume] (Eagle River, Wis.) 1890-1927, 1914-10-23
EvIf~tn Nervous Excitement.

Professor Won Pfungen of Vienna is
conducting some interesting expert
ments which bear upon the relation of
the state of the nervous system to the
electric resistance of the skin, and he
claims that nervous excitement of any
kind lowers the protecting power of
the skin to quite marked extent.
Eagle River review. [volume] (Eagle River, Wis.) 1890-1927, 1914-10-23
A Summer Hotel.
having a slow time here. "

'T'm having slow time here"
you ought to mix more with the
other guests, my dear. I'm sure they
are willing to be friendly.
Jaw, what's. the use of listening to
the scandals Of a lot of perfect stran-
gers. Louisville Courier-Journal.
Eagle River review. [volume] (Eagle River, Wis.) 1890-1927, 1914-10-23
DISCHARGED an Obligation.

An old lady was greatly frightened
when the train Numbered into the tun-
mel.
do you think" she asked the tick
ct collector, "the tunnel is perfectly
safer"
Don't be afraid, madam" replied
the waggish collector. "Our company
got you in this hole, and we're bound
to see you through"
Eagle River review. [volume] (Eagle River, Wis.) 1890-1927, 1914-10-23

wealthy farmer solved the farm
him nroblem by building very pretty
~. .ottoap houses for his men to live
- Asan experiment, about two years
aro he selected a very attractive spot
- tbo orchard just a few yards back
trom tbe main road, and without con-
.nlting anyone, built a cottage like the
one illustrated.
Il is small, but large enough for the
rnrnose It contains a very pleasant
living room, splendid dining room
Eagle River review. [volume] (Eagle River, Wis.) 1890-1927, 1914-10-23
Money for Christmas.

Selling guaranteed wear-proof hosi-
cry to friends & neighbors. Big Xmas
business. Wear-Proof Mills, 5000
Chestnut ST., Philadelphia, Pa.-Adv.
Eagle River review. [volume] (Eagle River, Wis.) 1890-1927, 1914-10-23
People who live In glass houses
shouldn't live within a stones throw
of each other.

YOUR OWN DRUGGIST WILL TELL You
Try Murine Eye Remedy 4, for Red Weak, Watery
just Eye Comfort Write for Book of the Eye
By mail Free. Murine Bye Remedy CO.. Chicago.
Eagle River review. [volume] (Eagle River, Wis.) 1890-1927, 1914-10-23
A Maqnate. Perhaps.

"He keeps open house. you say?"
Eyes, but it's almost impossible to
get into his Office"
Eagle River review. [volume] (Eagle River, Wis.) 1890-1927, 1914-10-23
,,.,,o That viii Be Satisfactory
"'' n Good Worker and Ills
Wife.
&c, ps TO SOLVE A PROBLEM
,,.,i,o Cottage Like This to Live In
To- s. That Neither of Them VIII
"a Anxious to Seek New Job
Look at 1t and at
It's Cost.
=, WILLIAM A. RADFoRD.

,,c,,om A. Radford will answer
MT. and give advice FREE OF
questions al subjects pertaining to the
subject Of building for the I readers erne Of sn.s
psp Tiitor Author and Manufacturer. ne
Is n n,itbout doubt. the highest authority
IS w Whose +beqe subjects. Address all Inquiries
On az lam A. Radford, No. 1927 Prairie
70 m,s''' chicago. H., and only enclose
sro-cent stamp for reply.
The Wheeling intelligencer. [volume] (Wheeling, W. Va.) 1903-1961, 1914-11-24

Mr.. Earl Webb returned last night
from short visit with relatives In
Burgettstown.
Mr.. and Mrs. Edd Romick and chill
dren. OF Irondale. o. are the guest Of
relatives In this city for few days.
Reece Evans. the noted singer. Of this
city. received word yestredGy Of the
death Of his mother. Mrs. John Evans
which occurred at the family home In
Bridgen-road. Macstag. Msicz. Mrs.
Evans was well known 20 many local
Welcn people.
The knights Of Pythias will hold an
important meeting In their hall on Han
over street this evening
Rev. J. :. Hill returned 90 his home
IN this city yesterday after a tho,
The Knights OF King Arthurs Of the
meeting In the church last evening.
This city was well supplied with
chickens yesterday as the farmers were
bringing them In large numbers.
The l.. q. O. NJ. will hold regular
weekly meeting this evening In Schcelc
hall on Hanover street.
Miss Laura Willard a. reported 20 he
seriously ~ at her home on Elm street.
Mrs. \. =. Mastery has returned 90
her home in Canton after visit with
relatives in this city.
Mrs. Lee Myers. Of Pearl street IL
able TO he out afies Severoi weeks
illness.
The American Independent order OF
owls held an Important meeting VA
their hall last evening and several can
didates were initiated,
Cottage prayer meetings will again
The Wheeling intelligencer. [volume] (Wheeling, W. Va.) 1903-1961, 1914-11-24
Liver Troubles
Shorten Life

They are bound TO. There's no
way out Of IL. When your blood
is always full OF poison absorbed
from the detained waste matter in
your bowels, how can you expect
to live As long as when your body
is clean and pure?
Get IS long a lease on your life
as you can. Take TRlETS TO keep
your liver and bowels in perfect
condition Use them as a proven
tive Also take them IL you're al
ready suffering from liver trouble.
They'll cure your constipation.
nervousness biliousncss. diarrhoea
fainting spells. dizziness and other
liver and bowel troubles.
Get LAXATIVE TRIETS At any
drug store for Zoe and 25c.
The Wheeling intelligencer. [volume] (Wheeling, W. Va.) 1903-1961, 1914-11-24
THANKSGIVING SERVICE.
o BE Held This Evening In
Eiqhtrrnth street Mirsion

To BE Held This Evening In
Eighteenth street Mission
This evening ~ the First Pres
byterian Church Memorial Mission
Eighteenth street. special Thanks.
giving service will BE- held The fol
lowing program will be- rendered
Hymn Audience
Greed
Hymn Audience
Prayer
Reading Pilgrims PROGRESS. '
Miss Esther shauber.
Violin Solo Mr.. stanley Zvlokler
Vocal Solo Selected. Miss Hazel v
Scamon
Vocal Duet Miss Laura niery.
Miss Lillian Cornish
AddreEs-T. G. Stevenson
Vocal Solo 80 Selected. Miss Eva
Hunter
Vocal Duet -- Miss Eva Hunter.
Miss Hazel Y Scamon
OnerIng.
Bcnediction.
The Wheeling intelligencer. [volume] (Wheeling, W. Va.) 1903-1961, 1914-11-24

BE- resumed at various homes In this
City this morning.
Frank Miescnheller b. able 20 be back
~ work az the Hoiley-Palmer store On
Fourth street after a several days III
ness
Three special cars were required last
evening 90 bring thu ssellaire people %
this city TO attend the revival meetings.
The town Gle. <. has been rernifrd aud
D. again giving good service after a
several days idleucss.
number % people from tlis city
viii 20 % bridgeport this afternoon 20
attend the Patterson funeral.
The local high school football team
has ~ FAR been unable o. arrange n
game Tor Thanksgiving Day
Turkeys viii not be go plentiful In
this city this week owing TO the high
price asked Tor them.
Word was received In this city yca-
ferday aftfruuuu 60 the eject that Mrs
W alter sehafer Was ~ az her home in
Wheeling
The Wheeling intelligencer. [volume] (Wheeling, W. Va.) 1903-1961, 1914-11-24
Bellaire Briefs.


Charles Schiller has returned 10
Steubenville. after visit with
friends here.
Melvin Waser. of Guernsey street,
has returned from a visit with friends
at Steubenville.
William McCleary. of FoIlansbee.
has returned home. after a few days
visit here
Mr.. and Mrs. Frank Jarvis and Miss
Helen Jones. of Rayland. have re-
turned home. after a visit with rela-
tives in the city.
Frank Pickett. who is employed in
Columbus. is expected home to spend
Thanksgiving with his parents.
Miss Mildred Chapman is III AT her
home on Belmont street.
Clarence Bailey has returned from a
visit with friends at Morgantown. w.
Va.
Charles McClelland. of this city. has
returned from a visit with friends at
Woodsfield.
A meeting of the directors of the
Bellaire Commercial Club will be held
this evening
Bellaire city council will hold a reg.
ular session this evening. Many mat.
tiers OF importance will be considered.
Mr.. and Mrs. Samuel Rock, OF Home.
stead, Pa, are guests at the home of
Mr.. and Mrs. Frank Naughton. on
Franklin street.
l.. NJ. Shepherd has returned from a
visit with friends at Pittsburgh.
Mrs. George Foreman and daughter
have returned to Parkersburg. after a
visit with relatives here.
Tickets for the high school banquet
TO be given by the Commercial Club
have been placed on sale and are be.
ing disposed OF rapidly.
The Wheeling intelligencer. [volume] (Wheeling, W. Va.) 1903-1961, 1914-11-24
COSTIYE BOWELS,
HEADACHE, COLDS,
TAKE CASCARETS
NO HEApAcHE. SOUR STOMACH
BAD COLD OR CONSTIPATION
Bv MORNING.

- @N<@-AA IVA n0Ns
Furred Tongue. Bad Colds. Indiges-
ton. Sallow Skin and Miserable Head.
aches come from a torpid liver and
ciogged bowels. which cause your
stomach to become filed with un-
digested food. which sours and fer.
ments like garbage in a swili barrel.
That's the first step to untold misery
indigestion. foul gases. bad breath.
yellow skin. mental fears. everything
that is horrible and nauseating. A
Cascaret tonight will give your con.
supated bowels a thorough cleansing
and straighten you out by morning
They work while you sleep-a 10-cent
box from your druggist will keep you
feeling good for months. Millions oil
men and women take a Cascaret now
and then to keep their stomach. liver
and bowels regulated. and never know
miserable moment Don't forget the
children-their little insides need q
good gentle cleansing. too.
The Wheeling intelligencer. [volume] (Wheeling, W. Va.) 1903-1961, 1914-11-24
STOCK ORDERED RssoLp
Order Entered IN Bankruptcy Sui,
Against Louis Cohen.

In the ancillary equity suit against
Louis Cohen. an alleged bankrupt OF
Doe Gully. Morgan county. an order
was entered in federal court yester.
day setting aside a sale made By the
receiver. George sapper. OF Pitts
burgh. Pa. Of the stock OF goods.
amounting TO si.OsO. and on the peti-
tior Of Noah Kirson. who made an up
set hid Of 1850, the property was
ordered resoid
The Wheeling intelligencer. [volume] (Wheeling, W. Va.) 1903-1961, 1914-11-24
BELLAIRE
Cleaning House.

Bellaire police have opened war on
the speakeasies and the immoral
houses that exist in the city. and will
not cease until all have been annihi-
lated. As a result of a number OF
raids Saturday and Sunday, the police
court docket contained several namcs.
Two for conducting speakeasies and
one charged with keeping a house for
immoral purposes were before Mayor
Wassman. Fannie Longbottom.
charged with keeping a place for the
sale of intoxicating liquors. was be-
fore the mayor and was fined $500 and
costs. John Conroy and wife. aged
about 10 years. were given a hearing
on similar charge. Owing TO their
extreme age they were allowed to 20.
on their promise to appear when want.
ed Kate Long. charged with con-
Quoting a disorderly house on GuerD-
sey street. was fined $40 and costs.
A woman and two men found in the
house were fined s. and costs each.
The Wheeling intelligencer. [volume] (Wheeling, W. Va.) 1903-1961, 1914-11-24

The Belmont lodge OF Masons held a
evening.
Mr.. and Mrs. T. b. smith left sun
day for Baltimore, Md. 90 attend the
city.
Mr.. and Mrs. William Liapple are the
proud parents OF an eight pouad daugnt-
err, at their home on pike street.
MIR. and Mrs. Frank FaWcett are the
guests of relatives In ST. Clairsville for
few days.
T. T. Randolph OF Pittsburgh. was a
business visitor In this city yesterday,
The Junior Mechanics held a well
attended meeting In their hall in the
Heiniein building last evening.
Many local people attended the Bob
Jones revival services in Martins Ferry
last night.
Ex-Commissioner Berry. OF Powhatan.
was business visitor M this city yes
terday.
Miss Lucille Kinsey. OF KirkwOod. has
returned home after spending several
DAYS with MoundSNille relatives.
Miss ltebecca Stewart, OF Steuben-
Vile. o.. has returned home after n
: short stay in this city.
The Wheeling intelligencer. [volume] (Wheeling, W. Va.) 1903-1961, 1914-11-24
Preliminary Hearing Wedne,dax.

Andre Murphlel. the Italian arrested
Saturday night. now faces a charge
Of cutting with intent to kill. and will
be given a preliminary hearing before
Mayor Wassman. Wednesday after
noon. lie Is charged with cutting
Tony Skoda. a fellow countrymsn.
The cutting took place on West Twen-
ty-third street. about midnight. Skoda
was on his way home and met Muir.
phiel. who asked for a match. While
The Wheeling intelligencer. [volume] (Wheeling, W. Va.) 1903-1961, 1914-11-24

Yesterday morning az f;20 o'clock az
his home in Tiltousville. occurred the
denth Of William Wiiksns one Of the
best known residents 81 Jefferson couu-
IS after brief illness Of heart trouble
Deceased was born in Steubenviile and
has lived lu this vicinity all ~ hts life.
Re vac 20 years ~ axe and b. survived
hy four children. James. William. Flea
Pa. Funeral services viii he held from
the late home tomorrow morning "a
90 10 O'Clock from the late home and the
The Wheeling intelligencer. [volume] (Wheeling, W. Va.) 1903-1961, 1914-11-24
MARTINS FERRY
Former Incident killed.

Word Was received ia this city yes
terday from Detroit Mich. TO the effect
that Mrs. Harry ThOburn who was for
merly Miss Elsie Knutzen. OF scotch
Juries received In an auto accident last
Saturday. The details OF the aceident
were lacking. They only removed from
this city a short time ago and the hus-
band aud child survive. Funeral ar
rangemeuts viii be complete after the
remains reach this city.
The Wheeling intelligencer. [volume] (Wheeling, W. Va.) 1903-1961, 1914-11-24

The home talent minstrel which will
be produced at the Elk-Grand Theater
three nights this week. promises to be
one OF the best entertainments OF the
kind ever given here. Rehearsais
have ben held and everyone in the
cast Is ready for his part. Ruth X.
Emblem. Of Wheeling. win appear
with Dan Archibald in a flute obligato.
big parade will be a feature next
Saturday afternoon.
The Wheeling intelligencer. [volume] (Wheeling, W. Va.) 1903-1961, 1914-11-24

Arrangements are being made 20 take
care OF large crowd at the foot hall
game on the mill field Thursday after
noon. between the Athletics and the
Marietta college team. Owing to the
fact that there are no other attractions
crowd Is expected
The Wheeling intelligencer. [volume] (Wheeling, W. Va.) 1903-1961, 1914-11-24

The members Of the congregation Of
ST Mary's Catholic church have COM
pleted arrangements FOR a fair and fes-
DRY hall the week OF December TO ?.
Committees have been appointed and are
making their round Of the city. There
and the feature 81 the week will be
the dancing
The Wheeling intelligencer. [volume] (Wheeling, W. Va.) 1903-1961, 1914-11-24

Following an annual custom. the
churches of Bellaire will hold union
services Thanksgiving morning at 10
O'Clock. The services will be held In
the tabernacle. and Evangelist Hart
viii deliver the cermon. The large
chorus choir will render a special pro.
gram OF music
The Wheeling intelligencer. [volume] (Wheeling, W. Va.) 1903-1961, 1914-11-24
William Schanfarber.

Word was received In this city yes
terday Of the death OF William Schan-
farber, at his home in Columbus, after
a long illness. Deceased was well
known here, and is survived by two
sisters. Mrs. Max Herzberg and Mrs.
Albert Luchs. OF this city. They left
for Columbus to attend the funeral
which will be held this morning.
The Wheeling intelligencer. [volume] (Wheeling, W. Va.) 1903-1961, 1914-11-24
To BE Married "wednesday.

The marriage OF Miss Alma wehe.
OF this city. and Mr.. Merrill Smith.
OF Moundsville. win be solemnized on
Wednesda yevening at the home OF
the brides parents, on Noble street.
Rev. II. II. King. pastor OF the Second
Presbyterian church. will perform the
ceremony.
The Wheeling intelligencer. [volume] (Wheeling, W. Va.) 1903-1961, 1914-11-24
w. C u- viii Att.nd

Wednesday will be w. c. T. U. night
at the local tabernacle. and unions
from all parts OF the county are ex-
pected to attend All members Of the
various unions are requested to meet
at the United Presbyterian church in
this city at 700 O'Clock and march TO
the tabernacle. where seast will be re-
served for them.
The Wheeling intelligencer. [volume] (Wheeling, W. Va.) 1903-1961, 1914-11-24

Funeral services viii be held this
morning from ST Marys Catholic
church on nDurth street over the re-
mains OF the late Paul Kupish who died
at his home on Terrace street sunday
morning. The services will be in charge
torment win be made In 81. Nary's
cemetery.
The deceased was - years OF age and
had been III fpr some time with compli-
cation OF diseases He IL survived by
wife and eight children.
The Wheeling intelligencer. [volume] (Wheeling, W. Va.) 1903-1961, 1914-11-24

The brickiayers started work yestsr-
day morning on the new bank building
on South Fourth street. and good pro-
Eress was made during the day. as q
large number OF men were put to work.
With good weather for the next couple
of days the walls will be nearly com
pleted- The cold weather OF the last
Few days held up the work to some ex-
tent but they viii make up for lost time