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The Mobridge news. [volume] (Mobridge, Walworth Co., S.D.) 190?-1917, 1914-04-24
Too Late.

DR.. Alexis Carrel was condemning
the unhealthy life of the American
business man.
Il met the other day" he said. zone
OF your multi-millionaires, a chap who
had ruined his health by overwork.
81 used to work 1S hours a day
the poor old fellow wheezed from his
bath chair. 1 know better, now I'm
old. Age brings us wisdom. but
doesn't give us any time to use it,"
The Mobridge news. [volume] (Mobridge, Walworth Co., S.D.) 190?-1917, 1914-04-24
Man of True Charity.

The man who is always abusing
the motives OF others is never quite
certain of his own-Or perhaps he Is
only too certain Of his own. knowins
them TO be selfish and interested. He
who can fervently cherish a certain
opinion and yet believe that a believer
in the exact contrary may be equally
sincere is the man OF a genuine char
ity.
The Mobridge news. [volume] (Mobridge, Walworth Co., S.D.) 190?-1917, 1914-04-24
SUGGESTED RULES FOR GOVERN
ING BOYS ACRE YIELD CORN
CONTEST.
BY A. NJ. HUME
BY A. NJ. HUME,
Aqronomist, South Dakota Experiment
Station and Secretary Of the
South Dakota Corn and Grain
Growers Association.

Rule 1. Eligibility: Any boy resi-
den in township, county or counties
under the age of sixteen years shall
be eligible TO enter this proposed acre
WELD corn contest. subject TO the rules
of party or parties authorizing Goa
test).
Rule 2. Obligations: Any boy de
string to ente: this ~acrsGield Gym
local local committeel on or before
date. 1910. Ny so doing he agrees
The Mobridge news. [volume] (Mobridge, Walworth Co., S.D.) 190?-1917, 1914-04-24

ing, was dizzy
and exhausted at
the least eXer-
ton. Hands and
feet were colo
and he had such
a dragging sensa.
ton across the
loins that it was
difficult TO move.
After using 8
hA~ng ~ nAAle
The Mobridge news. [volume] (Mobridge, Walworth Co., S.D.) 190?-1917, 1914-04-24
a EnOt.

Her angry father had arrived on the
scene and the unfortunate swain was
sprawling on the sidewalk.
Slowly he pulled himself together.
Il suspect there is something behind
all this" he murmured softly.
The Mobridge news. [volume] (Mobridge, Walworth Co., S.D.) 190?-1917, 1914-04-24
When Il Is, II Isn't.

Garrett King, lawyer of Reno, appro-
pos of a wife who, after being a long
time deceived, had brought suit for
divorce at last against her husband,
said:
People declare that ignorance Is
bliss. The trouble is that as soon as
we discover ignorance Is bliss it isn't
The Mobridge news. [volume] (Mobridge, Walworth Co., S.D.) 190?-1917, 1914-04-24
Always q Handy Weapon.

Dad used to say that a sense OF hu
MGR was Ike q s~k:ilalah-"sn iHigxa1
thing TO nave around handy. especiSl
~ when the jokes on you."-"Dawb
O'Hara."
The Mobridge news. [volume] (Mobridge, Walworth Co., S.D.) 190?-1917, 1914-04-24
A CHURCHMAN'S TESTIMONY.

The Rev. Edmund Heslop Of Wig.
ton, Pa, suffered from Dropsy for a
year. His limbs and feet We're swol-
len and puifed. lie had heart tiutter-
The Mobridge news. [volume] (Mobridge, Walworth Co., S.D.) 190?-1917, 1914-04-24
Careful of His Regulation

American Onicer-Nhy did you
leave Mexico?
Mexican Refugee-I didn't want TO
be Nillatied.
The Mobridge news. [volume] (Mobridge, Walworth Co., S.D.) 190?-1917, 1914-04-24
Many Pounds at Party.

Bridget-They had a regular pound
party at Mike ORourke's last night.
Nora-Tell me about 1t.
Bridget-Barney O'Flannigan pound.
ed Pat McGinnis black and blue and
the rest of the party pounded Barney
nearly to death.
The Mobridge news. [volume] (Mobridge, Walworth Co., S.D.) 190?-1917, 1914-04-24

The man who kicks when he re-
ceives short weight doesn't always
give Sc inches for a yard.
The Mobridge news. [volume] (Mobridge, Walworth Co., S.D.) 190?-1917, 1914-04-24

A mar imagines lie is a philanthro-
pist every time he gives away a pen
ny worth OF advice.
The Mobridge news. [volume] (Mobridge, Walworth Co., S.D.) 190?-1917, 1914-04-24

DR.. Pierce's Pleasant Pellets regulate
and invlgorate stomach, liver and bowels.
Sugar-coated, tiny granules. Easy to take
as candy. ADV.
The Mobridge news. [volume] (Mobridge, Walworth Co., S.D.) 190?-1917, 1914-04-24
Honors Were Even.

Ethel Oossing her head)-A kiss?
Certainly not, never kissed a man
in ny life.
Jack-You've nothing or me; |
never did either.
The Mobridge news. [volume] (Mobridge, Walworth Co., S.D.) 190?-1917, 1914-04-24

The room at the top IS popular only
when the elevator is running.
The Mobridge news. [volume] (Mobridge, Walworth Co., S.D.) 190?-1917, 1914-04-24

Putnam Fadeless Dyes are the cas-
lest to use. Adv.
The Washington herald., 1914-03-30
| BULLION FACTORY
IN THE HEART
OF A RICH
COLD DISTRICT

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To be conservative ard make doubly ,ate that
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The Washington herald., 1914-03-30

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couldn't help hawking, splitting, sneez-
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where / happened to be Gust as you
do II you are catarrh victim), and
] was well aware that people Stunned
me like a leper and kept away from
my vile breath and filthy habits as
much as they could.
After / had tried about everything
iChalf a hundred different remedies),
i learned of this wonderful Swiss
treatment and had proved to me some
of the remarkable results 1t had
brought about. 1 tried it and was
time was well and free from that
awful catarrh.
was so pleased. so thankful, that
/ determined every one should have
the chance to profit by It I bought the
formula and rights and now offer you
sufferers from catarrh the chance to
try this wonderful SWISS-AMER1CAN
vAPORATOR without a cent Of cost.
Just send me the coupon below. The
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The Washington herald., 1914-03-30
Daily Chat
With
Ouizzers

OF course the best eye of the ouizzer
is fixed on the splendid awards Of
fered by The Herald.
You, too, probably have set your
heart on winning one of the awards.
The easiest way 10 accomplish this is
via Poor Richards Almanack.
Solving the Photographs becomes a
relatively simple process with the help
of the AlmanaCk. Its exact service to
you may be illustrated in the following
manner. Suppose you wanted to paint
a piece Of porch furniture in a certain
shade OF green. You go into the paint
store and ask to see samples of porch
paints. The clerk brings out a whole
book full OF paint samples containing,
let us suppose, some 500 varieties.
II the 500 varieties were all greens
II certainly would be an enormous joE
to match your shade. But the book
blues. yellows. and other colOrs of
widely different hues. Your choice is
limited to comparatively few. 1t
takes you only a few minutes to COM
pare your sample with the various
greens offered and, make a pleasing Sc
lection.
In the same way the Almanack helps
you in selecting the correct answers
to the Photographs. Solving the picto-
graphs is merely matching a picture
with a saying. Poor Richards Alman-
ack is your sample book, containing
some 500 different sayings. But out of
these 900, only a few can in any way
apply to the Photograph. Your selec-
tion is narrowed down to one. two. or
possibly more sayings-it is a compare
lively simple matter to select the one
saying which applies most accurately.
Get your copy OF Poor Richards AL
manack, and you will have greatly i'm
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The Washington herald., 1914-03-30
.CARRANzA SETS UP
CAPITAL AT JUAREZ
Populace Cheers Wildly as Constitu-
tionalist Chief Enters Gayly
Decorated City.
TROOPS PATROL THE STREETS

Juarez. March 29.-Gen. Venustiana
Carranza, supreme chief of the constitu-
tional movement, entered Juarez at Z
o'clock tonight establishing his head
quarters here and for the second time
in the last three years the Mexican
border is the provisional capital Of the
revolution-torn republic.
The arrival of Gen. Carranza was
hailed with cheers and celebration
which rivaled the Taft-Diaz meeting of
four years ago. Not since then has the
town taken on such gala attire and been
given over to festivities on such scale
as tonight. About 1000 men, women
and children greeted Carranza. Every
precaution was taken by the military and
civil authorities to police the town AMI
prevent any OF the enemies OF the con-
stitutionaIist government from doing
harm to him. II was feared that some
Of the enemies residing In FL Paso might
attempt to cross to JuareZ for this pur-
pose. 80 vigilance never before equaied
in Juarez was epforced at the tridges
and throughout the town.
The entire garrison was distributed
about the town and even on the Juar"z
streets, every pedestrian was closely
watched and II II was suspected that he
carried arms he was searched. Every
person entering Juarez from the United
States was searched for weapons at the
bridge.
Small detachments of troops patrolled
the streets and squads were stationed
at different points with their horses
nearby so that they could be rushed
to any point in the city II there were
disturbances.
Carranza made a brief statement as
soon As he alighted from the train.
with respect to the cause of which I
am at the head. the entire world can
see plainly that justice is slowly. but
firmly opening its way to the light in
Mexico. and that the day il not far of
when treason and infamy will receive
their righteous punishment" he said.
He declined to discuss the war or its
The Washington herald., 1914-03-30
Sssh Band Physician Giving Away
hedieine to Rheumatic Sufferers.

Mrs. A < Pssmmsr. Franklin. N.
r.. writes: win say your medicine
has heaRed me more than the fear
apckars ! bad this Summer"
=. p. S1oaxies. Smith6efd. Eebr.,
saxs: 4 have been anitcted with
Ihsurnae>sm. e&peciaAy sciatfoa- fer
. uumber o6 yoaTs- Was having .
ssRsRe ateAck when sent for your
samo1a- ] bad taken only two Of
your tahiets when / noticed
chan0s tor the better. / have not
taken a4 The sample yet. bat feed
ou1s6- MRsL Il s. Hoedfey, Sedalia,
No, say4: 1t 10 wonderful what
yoar uaed1ctne has done for me. /
Was On orUtches Friday night when
] recst1ed n ] began taking IL At
oncn and On Monday pat away the
crvaches and used . cane. Since
Thursday ! hsve not used either
and am doing my own work. / had
rheumatism on and on for 40 years"
II you are subject to rheumatic
pains Of any natury write for q
free bog of Dr.. VIII sohArs Rhsu-
matte Remedy today. 1t viii be
sent postage prepaid to you- Do
net send oas penny. Let US prove
10 yes. - ws have to thousands of
oeher2 wsat cfsfs remedy win do for
you. Or. whitehall rs particularly
anxtoas to have drueFists know
more about his preparation and.
therefore. asks all who write him
for the free medicine 70 mention
ssesr drussi.ts napsss. sss IN Ws,,SEE Sti5inEE
Laboratory. DR.. whitehall. hegri-
nias Co. South Bend Lad
The Washington herald., 1914-03-30
TELLS OF z. M. c. A. ACTIVITIES

William Knowles, general secretary Of
the Y. NJ. c. A.. explained the scope and
effectiveness OF the Y. NJ. c. A. In an
address on "A Survey of the Young Mems
Christian Association" at Howard Uni
versity yesterday afternoon. Mr.. Cooper
told the students that he was ambitious
for fine Y. N. c. A. building at Howard
University.
The Washington herald., 1914-03-30
Diabetes Loses
Its 1errors
Specialist Believes Cure Has Been
Found for This Dread

Diabetes no longer need be a terror tn tina. Nh.
hays become victims to this dread disease
.rn.,5 Ins III. eIisnSiIe eLLer1ments q speeiahst
MEXICO. Is specific in the treatment u DIABETES
quickly reducing the specific gravity and sugsr n.
storing vigor, and building up the system
This harmless vegetable remedy should relieve the
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Of food ranes, giving perentage Of starch and uiEar
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funded. -
zen you Afflicted friend, Of this orrr and md ioe
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Co. Box sc Whitney Point n. Z.
The Washington herald., 1914-03-30

Not only did she s.ys Mr.. Andersop but she
stopped the drinking Of her brother and several Of
her neighbors a. well. All this shs accomplished
with q simple home remedy which any one can get
and use. And she now desires 20 tell every man
and woman who has q relative or friend who
rinkA. just what It 10.
Il can Be given secretly II desired and svsry
reader of this notice who IL interested IN curing
dear one of drinking should write TO Mrs. Anderson
at once Her reply will coma by return mail In .
sealed envelope. She does this gladly. IN hopes
that others win be benefited a. she was. One
thing shs asks however, and that II that you do
not send money for she has nothing % sell Her
eomplets address 10 a1eHill Ave. Hllburn. N. Y.
NOTE-This offersho be accepsed ct once By
al who have dear ones who drink. In tact. svery
ore who has to contend In any way with drunken-
nsnl should know about 1t. Therefore, II roo do
not write Mira Anderson yourself CUT THIS
NOTICE OUT and mail II 10 . friend who could
use her advice. And even though you do snswer
Il, MAIL IT TO SOMEONE ELSE who yor
think would Kke 10 know what Mrs. Andsrson
used In other words, let this notice reach a. many
90 poasihle for Mrs- Anderson viii reply to every
istter. no matter how many she receives
The Washington herald., 1914-03-30

them voted for it. With the bill itself Il
Is different.
Many of the Republicans from the Mid
die West are In entire accord with the
Presidents views on the necessity for
repeal. Most OF them disagree with him
on the question of judgment in urging
threatened international complications as
the excuse for immediate action. but on
the economic side of the question they
are disposed to favor repeal.
Saturday IL was indicated in the clos
ing remarks of Representative Knowland.
of California, the principal Republican
opponent Of the repeal bill. that the
enemies of the Presidents contention
are casting about for some amendment
to submit as a part of the motion 10
recommit, which will be in order at the
end of the debate. by which the teeth
of the Sims bill as now drafted may he
drawn. There are In the ranks OF the
friends of the administrator position.
many who would like to see the Sims
bill modified. They want to have IN
cIuded in the measure the enunciation
Of the position of Congress that the
enactment shall not be construed as the
final acceptance by the United states
that there is any surrender Of the rights
of sovereignty in the Isthmian Zone.
It is upon an amendment of this char
acter, inserted into the resolution TO
recommit. that the opportunity lies for
the opposition to cast a monkey wrench
into the administration mechanism. Even
in the committee which favorably re-
ported the Sims bill there are Demo-
Gratis who voted for the report who
frankly acknowledge that had they not
feared to offend the White House and,
in turn, to jeopardize the repeal itself
by acknowledgment that the Sims bill
was not thoughtfully drawn, they would
have voted against the rule.
Epoch-making Occasion.
Saturdays debate and the clash of
Friday were epoch-making occasions at
the Capitol. Not in more than three
years has such public interest attached
to the deliberations of Congress. 1t Is
true that on the occasions Of the public
appearances of President Wilson there
have been throngs in the House. but then
It was the man that drew them and
the minute the President had finished
there was a rush for the outside. Not so
on these occasions. From an hour before
the assembling of the House until ad-
journment the galleries were crowded.
Men and women brought their luncheons
with them.
There are yet to appear in the debate,
besides Speaker Clark, many leaders of
both sides. Representative Sherley of
Kentucky. is expected to give the official
presentation Of the repeal case. Also. Mr..
Covington, of Maryland. one of the franz
ers of the bill, will be heard in behalf of
repeal
Minority Leader Mann and Progressive
Leader Murdoch will let drive with the
artillery Of their rhetoric against the ad-
ministration's outer works.
Today's debate probably will be less
important than that promised for tomor-
row. 1t is on tomorrow votes will be
changed, IL at any time.
The Washington herald., 1914-03-30
How to Start Today in the Ben Frank
Lin Quiz.

Solve today's Photograph for the say
ings of Franklin which it represents
Clip II and save 1t.
Call or send to THE WASHINGTON
HERALDS OFFICE for the photographs 5
on March %. Solve and save them.
Then see that you get The Herald ev-
cry day till you have all fifty picto-
graphs duly solved. At the appointed
time turn them in. and il you have a
majority correctly solved, you may ex-
pect nice share of the $4,000 list of
awards.
The Washington herald., 1914-03-30


TO FACILITATE THE CONSTRUCTION A SHIP CANAL
..w.h
Ratified the F Re ss Dssss s.. % , m
A PROCLAMATION
S .n Ss'T the u1 s ties .s % uS ]
$50 shs s1
of
Seventh
King emperor India being aesOus to ia, @ m
@ cana 10 connect the Atlantic and Pacific Oceans by whatever route may by
the Convention of tse iS 10 a @ enc Is 70 % any % objection @ which may arise out
the construcor Of sucs . s @ eaea 'he irea
that Convention have for
Secretary
And His Majesty Edward the seventh the
Ambassador
be in due and proper form have
Convention Of the 18th APRIL x
the @ @ % @ % , S canal % %ay e % @ under Sa, the auspices Ices
of stock % % S % % or s through Subscription to or purchase
S S = % s nave and enjoy al the rights incident such construction as well
Article nThe United
:annopls
The canal shall be all
discrimination
Sa s S % % " Such conditions and
any act Of hostility be committed within The United
andd order.
canal
the REGULATIONS in force and with
he
in all
No heIIsern shall embark dsemOark
of
be all
The provisions
within miles Of
such shall
been shall
Of
and
par OF the canal
Article IV-It of
shall
Part under the epresn Treaty.
Article YThs of
mic Majesty and the heat shall
faith yand
IN
nc one.
JOHN
bothpa
mer have the
good faith United
Done city
thousand hundred
By the J6Es PFfsdR gHy
Secretary OF
The Washington herald., 1914-03-30
NAVY OFFICERS AT COLLEGE.

Secretary Daniels is pleased over the
degree of cooperation existing between
the Navy Department and the post grad
uate department Of Columbia University.
Eighteen young officers of the navy are
taking courses in the graduate schools OF
Columbia, and are reported to have ac-
quilted themselves creditably thus far.
The Washington herald., 1914-03-30
W1Aost d.rse Of any knd
Dr.. Wh1esh.A Meszimi.e
av1.send hSedseane
tosRvho w1,se.

DE- ~ssa.. .ess. : -. Of
po1ndlAG . IemS4y yhst be belssvss
10 bs weusssfsay c@cssut tor rhss-
Wh1Hsaan ksgsSmtns @. has al
ready GfDen aDAy thonsnnds Of
boxss q IDS e1>at. repedy. The
ssoosa. q hAs eQsohAn6sd mechod
WosTan1s I'm n 1NNhsr ooutfnaanos
of tAe aiskr1he3on Of thoasaads
upors Of ire fuu pacaEagss 10 other
sunsrsrs. Tbs doceors remedy is q
oommoa-ssnse oamb4nat3on o{ well
known remed4es that teods 70 d.
nntntuA tbe socamuset1pn aod In
grease ths eehmnst5oa q the psksoos
DAT prS41oe m0scular snrenesa.
tsn6Hi inAnzDsd snd 1pol8eu tofnka.
nd o26R nanossSsSsons q rhea-
sss Ssn 8. 49, msii sssissr
islksss are Pscslved csnstaDtfy. Here
is one fro1 Kk G 4 BoIshman.
0dinbueE. M: pear Dr.. whiSehall:
Hsosf~sd yoar psdkc1ne- It was
o. uss Of hsr hnDds Tor Q month
ne third Durezkng AFTER using yoar
leiaetns she dss1Dsl hsrssifs
The Washington herald., 1914-03-30

Before using enameled saucepans over
the fire put a few drops of oil on a piece
of rag and well rub round the sides OF
the saucepan. Little SCOT will adhere TO
this, and the little will be easily removed
If rubbed with a piece of paper.