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South Bend news-times. (South Bend, Ind.) 1913-1938, 1914-09-14

NOTICE

IT is now time to have your furs repaired
for winter Call Mrs. NJ. Young, 2135
Mishawaka NV. Bell phone. River Park 800.
LOST AND FOUND.
LOST Gents pocketbook containing $14,
ON north side car, with name, 4. II.
800 Nishawaka, Home 33JS or return 10
News-Times and receive reward.
LOST Airedale terrier dog. about 6 mo.
old. black and tan; woody around the
mouth; short tail. answers TO Fin;
wore collar Reward. Bell phone 1893.
40 Portage av.
HELP WANTED-MALE.
WANTED-Loverin x Browne Co. whole
sale grOccrS want reliable men 10 rep
resent them in rural and city districts.
Pleasant work; small deposit on sam
pies and case acquired. Write c. ii. Fry,
$40 y Fourth St. Lafayette, Ind.
WANTED-A boy about 1G with bicycle to
deliver. Call Monday morning mt 124 T..
Jefferson Blvd A. /. Geyer.
wANTED-Experieuce farm hand Bel
94I3
BE detective: earn $50 to 500 weekly +.
121 United States Detective x Adjusting
Agency, Railway Exchange, st. Louis, Mo.
WANTED Exnerienced farm hand. no
boozer need apply. Home phone 10000.
AIEN-Sen guaranteed hosiery TO friends.
nelghbOrs and general wearer; 20 per
cent profit; make $lC daily; experience un-
necessary. International Mills. West
Philadelphia, Pa.
ANYBODY can earn s. daily at home. in
spare time. raising mushrooms IN eel
lars. sheds boxes. etc. Market guaran-
teed Free illustrated booklet Hiram
Barton. $50 West 4Sth St. New York
wANTED-AIen now employed. Must be
popular with fellow-workerS. Spare
time only. High grade proposition. EX-
cellent side money. Address L-1O4.
wANTED-AIen with rigs to work rural
routes Tor morning newspaper. Address
1000 News Times.
WANTED baker. must be good all
round man, capable Of handling an
oven Single man preferred. Apply az
once stating wages wanted Purefood
Bakery. North Liberty. Ind
WANTED -Th~ee neat appearing young
ladies. Is e. % years 0f age 10 work IN
the sales department of large organization.
Apply before 80 Ask for Mr. Harris
sos y Main 81.
WANTED-An experienced man 10 work
on farm, single man preferred. 93l-
Bell
WANTED tinsmith. H. Wy sheet
iron workers Apply r.. IT Ahara Supt
Dodge Mfg Co. Aiishawak8. Iud.
WANTED TO learn the aasber trade
BE independent. Few weeks completes
Positions waiting. our graduates quail
ned for best jobs Wages while learning
Tools given Catalogue mailed free
MOLER BARBER COLLEGE. Chicago
Ills.
WANTED-ME To DRIVE RURAL
ROUTES OUT OF TOWNS WITHIN
80 MILE RADIUS OF SOUTH BEND
WORK CONSISTS OF SOLICITING SUB
SCRIPTIONS AMONG RURAL ROUTE
PATRONS LIBERAL toMMiSSION
PAID. ADDRESS CIRCULATION NAN
AGER, NEWS-EIMES.
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OFFICERS INSTALLED ~
~. BRONISIAUS SOCIETY

sunday evening al the st. Hedwige
hall a very large attendance witness
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HELP WANTED-MALE.
HELP WANTED-FEMALE.

W,ANTED-Cook at Fosters restaurant
100 W. Colfax
South Bend news-times. (South Bend, Ind.) 1913-1938, 1914-09-14

POLES DifSFliNN TIL AOA4ANAA -
The Polish day was cOmmemorat-
ed sunday afternoon by the parish
toners of St Casimir's Catholic
church. A large number of Polish
citizens assembled at the ST. Casimir
school building. where the principal
celebration was held. The program
follows:
Singing and recitations, by the pu-
nils of the first and second grades:
sons. do Broni Ludy'. children's
choir. recitation, "Jeniec", A. GREE
zinski: song. "OrzeI Bialy'. children ;
choir. recitation. "Matka Miss =.
Gapczvnska: recitation, "Jsque al
Finem" r. Pejza. song. "Tesknota
Ofczvzna". church choir; song, Dunn
"A Iistopadowa" church choir. reel
tation. .'Spartanka". Miss Lottie Volt
man: recitation. Testament Miss
Agnes Andrzejewska. song Nasz
SZtandar". church choir.
second division: Recitation "Biala
Szata" Miss W Brzezniak; song.
sSpiew POlskich Dziewicz' Misses a.
Duszvnska and r. GreZezinska. This
was followed By an address 10y Rev.
Stanislaus Gruza. q. :. C., pastor OF
the parish. Each number was re-
ceived with lOTd applause oy the APP
preciatiVe audience.
The program was closed with the
national hymn. "Boze Cos Polske",
hv all present.
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ASSAULT CHARGE.

James Daugherty, Omaha, Neb., was
arrested yesterday charged with as
sault an. battery. The complaining
witness i. Sidney Cohen.
NOTICE OF ADMINISTRATION.
Notice is hereby given. that the under
signed has been appointed by the clerk
of the Circuit Court of St Joseph County
state of Indiana executrix of the estate
OF Joseph b. Arnold, late Of st. Joseph
County. deceased.
Said estate is supposed to be solvent
BESSIE HAFNER. EXecutrix.
Aug 81 1914
FRANCIS l.. LAMBERT. Atty. for Estate.
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SITUATION wANTED-FEMALE.

SITUATION WANTED-By young Hun
g1rian girl to do hOusewOTk. lib w.
COlfax.
South Bend news-times. (South Bend, Ind.) 1913-1938, 1914-09-14

Patents Patents
Patents Patents
Patents 2 A 7 + y T S Patents
Secured, bought and cold all Il
over the world; buyers al
ways on hand for all kinds OF A
patents.
i INTERNATIONAL PATENT T
SOLICITING OFFICE.
+ Chicago Office, 10IT Hartford e
Bldg. Dearborn and Madison
y SITS, Milwaukee office, 1889 n
Wells Bldg
L South Bend Office, suite 2O9 r
]. N. :. Bldg.
A j KOpSCA
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CLAIRVoYAN1.

Or. CRAVENS See him at his own
home In OsCeOia, Ind. where be viii
give readings daily and cure the sick
without medicine. At home at al hours.
Celebrated s. readings, 81. All interurban
cars stop In front OF his door. The poor
You nave always with you. You will not
always have DR.. Cravens with you. Hours
10 a. m. 10 p. m. Other hours BY ap-
pointment. Bell phone 125. Heals sick
without medicine
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IT Is now time TO have your furs repaired
for winter. Call Mrs. NJ. Young, 2135
Mishawaka NV. Bell phone. River Park 800.
South Bend news-times. (South Bend, Ind.) 1913-1938, 1914-09-14
SITUATION wANTED-NLALE.

POSITION WANTED-College man, age
20. years experience as mechanical
or I'm sales department. Address Box &.
News Times.
South Bend news-times. (South Bend, Ind.) 1913-1938, 1914-09-14

MIDDLE-AGED single man, temperate
ana experienced In feeding wishes per-
manent position on stock farm. M-36 care
NewS-Times.
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SITUATION WANTED-A German speak
ing woman for general homework. be
tween a. IN. and 3 p. m. COS :. Chaplin
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FARM LANDS.

FOR SALE OR EXCHANGE - 20 acre
farm 312 miles from Edwardsburg,
Mich, Is acres OF large saw timber; bal
ance all under cultivation. Fair house and
barn, $40 per acre. Also 10 acres Ia
miles east Of Granger. 20 acres timber, l.
acres new ground, balance under cultiva-
ton. Large new barn. Good S-rOOm
house besides other buildings. 500 per
acre. smith the realty man. 30 Jeffer-
son building. Home phone $3.50; Bell j23.
FOR SALE-94 acres on good travelled
road 10 miles from South Bend. Good
house and barn, 10 acres Of white oak saw
timber, acres orchard Dark loan soil.
Price, $500. Half down. Smith the realty
man. go jefferson building. Home
phone $685. Bell 523.
CHEAP FARM LANDS
Indian land sale by L. :. government
last chance To buy cheap land i'm OklahO-
ma appraisement 81 10 So per acre; gov
eminent title; easy terms; unusual OppOr-
tunity; residence not necessary. Complete,
reliable Information, - cents Times
Democrat, Muskogee, Oklahoma.
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STOVE REPAIRS.
See Ruby for stove heater aud furnace
repairs Also stoves and heaters for sale.
Now Is the time. 514 W. Division ST
South Bend news-times. (South Bend, Ind.) 1913-1938, 1914-09-14

WANTED-AIEN TO DRIVE RURAL
ROUTES OUT OF TOWNS WITHIN
80 MILE RADIUS or SOUTH BEND
WORK CONSISTS OF SOLICITING SUR.
SCRIPTIONS AMONG RURAL ROUTE
PATRONS LIBERAL COMMISSION
PAID ADDRESS CIRCULATION NAN
AGER NEWS-EIMES.
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FOR RENT-FLATS.

FOR RENT-A six-rOom fat bath, gas.
electric and furnace. Inquire 81 +. Fox
st.
FOR RENT-Flat, rooms and bath
modern except furnace, at lib s. Chest
nut St j. L. Greed.
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LOST AND FOUND.
HELP WANTED-MALE.

WANTED Loverin x Browne Co. whole
sale groccrs want reliable men 10 rep
resent them in rural and city districts.
Pleasant work; small deposit on sam
pies and case acquired. Write c. ii. Fry,
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WOMEN-Sen guaranteed hosiery TO
friends. neighbOrs and general wearer
30 per cent profit; make $40 daily; eApe-
rience unnecessary International Mills,
West Philadelphia, Pa.
South Bend news-times. (South Bend, Ind.) 1913-1938, 1914-09-14

FOR RENT-Office rooms, either single
or ensuite; building is centrally located ;
elevator service and other modern con-
veniences. Are your offices properly kept
up JanitOr service included in rental;
office and eryth1ng is kept in first class
condition. Apply u DR.. L. r. Dean. Dean
Bldg.
The gazette-times. [volume] (Heppner, Or.) 1912-1925, 1914-12-31

PREPARATION would give about y
rain Of m0rphin. In other words,
udging from the reports which ap-
cared in the Journal de parmacie g;
.e CHIME fer November 16, and the
5ulletin de academic de medicine
rom July y TO November II, this
;o-called 'detoXicated m%orphin' is
ESSENTIALLY a solution of morphin in
lmpules. 1t will kill Just as quick
Y as morphin, it will relieve pain
ust as quickly as morphin-because
is morphin. Naturally, the Acad-
any of Medicine Of Paris has not &C
cpted the preparation.
We presume it is useless to protest
,ainst this shameless exploitation
the fears of the prospective moth
s of the country. But If magazines
.ust have articles on this subject,
t them at least %confine themselves
the facts. The article in the Cos
.opolitan is cruel, sensational and a
sgrace even to yellow journalism.
The gazette-times. [volume] (Heppner, Or.) 1912-1925, 1914-12-31
OLD TIME BASEBALL.
When tho Athletics Averaged Thirty
eight Runs a Game.

The present Athletics are supposed
to be the strongest attacking machine
ever sen to the field.
Before awarding them the laurel
suppose We turn to the Athletics Of
lSG0-lS71.
In e~xcavating into the dope George
Moreland has discovered that this old
machine in its 405 match games aver
aged $3.50 runs to the battle-that it
averaged fifty runs to the game no
less than eighty-nine times; that 1t
piled up more than 100 runs on ten oc-
casions-and that in its 4O5 champion
ship games 1t scored 1858 to 5,349 for
It's opponents.
The record of that club was 351 vic
tories and "A defeats. What we can't
quite understand is the tifty-four de-
Feat part Of it.
But. judging from these statistics,
hitting the baseball is something Of a
Philadelphia institution. The habit
seems to have become fixed. Small
wonder with such a buoyant and elias.
tic start.-Grantland Rice in Golfers
Weekly.
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LEGAL NOTICES.
NOTICE OF sHERIFFs SALE.

By virture of an execution and OF
der of sale duly issued by the Cler.
of the Circuit Court of the State o.
Oregon for Morrow County on the
Srd day of December, 1914, in a GER
tain action in the Circuit Court O..
said County and State wherein Yer
mont Loan & Trust Company, a cor
poration recovered Judgment agains
Charles l.. Brown and Etiie l.. Brown
his wife. defendants upon two Ger
tain causes of action as follows:
Upon its first cause of action fo,
the sum of $4,000, with interes,
thereon at Five per cent. per annum
from November lst, 1918; $4,000,
with interest thereon from November
1st, 1912, at Ten per cent. per an.
mum; $4,000, with interest thereon
from November LIST. 1913, at Ten pei
cent. per annum; $4,000, attorneys
fees and $3.50 costs and disburse-
ments.
Upon the second cause Of action
for the sum of $4,000, with interest
thereon at Five per cent. per annum
from November LIST, 1913, $4,000,
with interest thereon at Ten per cent.
per annum from November LIST,
1912; $4,000, with interest thereon
from November LIST, 1913 at Ten per
cent. per annum; $4,000, Attorneys
fees and $3.50, costs and disDurse-
ments.
Notice is hereby given, that l will
on Monday the 4th day of January,
1915, at the hour Of two o'clock p.
NJ. of said day at the front door OF
the County court house in the City
Of Heppner, Morrow County, Oregon,
sell at public auction to the high
est bidder for cash In hand the fol-
lowing described property, to-wit:
ny of SWA, SEA of SWA and
NWA of SEA of Section Is, TIP. 3
South, Range 23 E. w. NJ. taken and
levied upon as the property of the
defendants, Charles l.. Brown and
Efie l.. Brown, his wife, or so much
thereof as may be necessary to salts
fly said judgment in favor of plain
tiff and against the defendants up
on its first cause of action.
Notice is further given, that l will
at the same time and place above
mentioned sell at public auction to
the highest bidder for cash in hand
the following described real proper
ty, to-wit: NY Of NE Il of Section II
and the M of NWA of Section %
TIP. 3 South, Range 23 E.W.M. taken
and levied upon as the property OF
said defendants, Charles l.. Brown
and Efie l.. Brown, his wife, or sc
much thereof as may be necessary tc
satisfy said judgment in favor Of
plaintiff and against the defendants
upon it's second cause of action, to-
gether with all costs and disburse'
ments that have, or may accrue upon
the sale of said respective tracts.
Dated this 3rd day Of December
1914.
MARION EVANS,
Sheriff.
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Tho Tower of Lions.

Just outside the Syrian port Of Trip
oil. lying alongside the railway track.
is a famous old fort. known as the
Tower of the Lions. from the tradition
that it was built by Richard the Lion
Hearted Of England. AS a matter Of
fact, it Is one Of six such forts built
by the crusaders to protect the coast,
only one other Of which exists. and
this one is in a poor condition. Now
the Tower Of Lions is to be demolished
to make room for the railway. much to
the discomfort of archaeologists. who
would like to see this old tower pre-
served as a relic Of antiquity.-Scien-
tifc American.
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There is a resident of Sunbury who
will feel uncomfortable in his mind
for a long time to come. He was
walking behind two women in the
park. when be noticed the younger of
them drop her handkerchief. He
picked 1t up and. to attract the own
er's attention. whistled loudly as he
ran to restore 1t.
The owner thanked him politely.
Afterward, to his confusion. he learned
he had been whistling to the queen
and Princess Mary.-LOndon cable to
New York Times.
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8ERNHARDT AND ROSTAND.
Actress and Author Play the Alfonso
and CASTOR Roles.

4 pretty story comes from France
Of Il contest in compliments between
Mine. Sarah Bernhardt and Edmund
ROStand. the poet. in which the Alfonso
and CASTOR stunt is put to shame.
Nine, B%ernhardt telegraphed to a Paris
newspaper that she had entered suit
against Rostand because a poster of a
cincmatograph performance of his play
posite her Paris theater and would
hurt her business. Nine. Sarah was
most put out by the use of the title
Il. .Aiglon." which she claims belongs
to her 50 far as concerns the stage.
The brilliant author of Il A.iglon"
| seems to have been distressed ut the
anger which had been aroused against
him in the bosom of the divine Sarah"
and he t~elegraphed her:
Il know nothing about the case. but
| would rather cut my hand off than
engage Il lawyer against Nine. Bern
hardt, No human force could make
me defend myself against her. What
ever she wishes Is right. and | grant
her all the profits arising from films
of my work. | kiss her hand, gracious
as Il lily"
This tribute from the poet evidently
touched Nine. Beinnardt deeply. as 1t
is stated that she promptly wired to
the Paris press declaring her purpose
to refuse to accept Rostand's moving
picture proats. which are estimated at
$4,000.
This is an interesting and signal in
stance of a soft answer farming away
wrath. Colombia Record.
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NOTICE FOR PUBLICATION,

Department of the Interior, U. S.
Land Office at La Grande, Oregon,
Dec. 30th, 1914. Notice Is hereby
given that Hugh c. Currin, of Hepp-
ner, Oregon. who, on June 18th,
1911, made Homestead Entry, No.
OSs64, for M NWA, NJ NEA,
SEA NEh Sec. "a, VIZ NWA,
Sec. 35, and SWA SWA, Section 26
Township l South. Range 2S East,
Willamette Meridian, has filed notice
of intention to make three-year Proof
to establish claim to the land above
described, before C. c. Patterson,
United States Commissioner, at his
Office at Heppner, Oregon, on the
goth day of February, 1915.
Claimant names as witnesses:
Michael Doherty, Arthur P,
Hughes, and Fred Albert, all of Lee
ma, Oregon; and Walter D. Gorder, OF
Heppner, Oregon.
F. C. BRAMWELL, Register.
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Shot Dead by a Corpse.

On the road between Aarau and Wild.
egg the body Of a young Swiss. aged
twenty. who had committed suicide by
shooting himself through the head,
was found by peasants. who mt once
informed the police. as 1t is prohibited
by the Swiss law in such cases to
touch a corpse. A gendarme named
Bodmer arrived on the scene and
found the young man still holding the
revolver with his lifeless finger on the
trigger. Hardly had the gendarme
touched the hand of the corpse to re-
move the revolver when a shot was
heard, and Bodmer fell mortally injIr-
ed. He was found to have been shot
through the abdomen and died in the
hospital a few hours later. He was
the father of several children. London
Standard.
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The Countess de Cisner0s, born at
Brooklyn. is a prima donna Of great
beauty and Of marvellous talent She
recently sang at a concert given by
the king and queen mt Madrid. AT
the close Of the evening Alfonso Nil.
complimented in English the delight
full musician. Il confess to you" said
the king. that 1t has been the dream
Of my life to visit the United States.
The rumor Of this voyage has spread.
but my government has interdicted
this pleasure. | shall never see Amer
lea except as an exile, and that Ger
tainly Is a happening that l do not de-
sire."-Cri de Paris.
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DUO His Own Grave,

A gravedigger named James Ham
hleton was buried alive in a grave at
st. Stephens church yard, Audenshaw
Ashton-under- Lyme. the other day. He
had been digging a grave and was get
ting out when he fell backward and Il
large portion Of the sides collapsed
upon him. A conductor on Il passing
hramcar who saw the mans legs In tho
air ran to the spot and found th,
gravedigger buried headforemost. Th
man had ceased to struggle and WAS
dead when extricated.-London Times
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Department of the Interior, United
jtates Land Office. La Grande, Ore
ION, December Sth, 1914.
To Frank Haney of Galloway, Ore
,on, Contestee:
You are hereby notified that Aus
in P. Culbertson, who gives Hepp-
er, Oregon, as his post-office address
id on December 7th, 1914, file in
his Office his duly c~orroborated APP
~)lication to contest and secure the
a%ncellation of your Homestead En-
ry, Serial No. 012843, made Febru-
Try -, 1914, for Sh NWA and Sh
JEA Section 90, Township l North,
Range 81 East, Willamette Meridian,
md as grounds for his contest he
alleges that said Frank Haney has
not resided upon the Homestead for
he past seven months, nor has he
cultivated any Of this land during
his time or any way complied with
he Homestead Laws.
You are, therefore, further notified
that the said allegations will be TAX
IN as confessed, and your said entry
will be cancelled without further
right to be heard, either before this
office or on appeal, If you fail to file
in this office within twenty days af-
ter the FOURTH publication Of this
notice, as shown below, your an
swer, under oath, specifically re-
spending to these allegations Of con-
test, together with due proof that
you have served a copy Of your an
swer on the said contestant either in
person or by registered mail.
You should state In your answer
the name of the p~ostofice to which
you desire future notices to be sent
to you.
F. G.. BRAMWELL, Register.
Date of first publication, December
10th, 1914.
Date of second publication December
18th, 1914.
Date Of tbitd publication December
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NOTICE FOR PUBLICATION.

Department of the Interior, U. s.
Land Office at La Grande, Oregon.
Nov. 2Sth, 1914. Notice is hereby
given that Charles Osten, Of Hepp-
ner, Oregon, who, on November 1lth,
1909, made Homestead Entry, No.
O7267, for NWA NEA, Sec. Z, Sh
SEA and SEA SWA, Sec. 6, TIP.
5 S., r. 27.E., and on Nov. IA, 1914,
made AID. H. L. No. 013929 for NEA
SEA, Sec. 6, NEA NEA Sec. 7, and
VIZ NWH Section s, Township 5
South, Range q East, Willamette
Meridian, has filed notice of inten-
ton to make %ive-year Proof, to es-
tablish claim to the land above de-
scribed, before C. c. Paterson, Uni
ted States Commissioner, at his Of
fee, at Heppner, Oregon, on the End
day of January, 1915.
Claimant names as witnesses:
Alonzo D. Reid, Arthur r. Reid,
James w. Vaughn, and Walter l..
Matteson, all of Parkers Mill, Ore
gon.
F.. C. BRAMWELL, Register.
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He Was tho Oldest Aeronaut.

NJ. Wilfrid de Fonvielle, who has
just died. was the oldest aeronaut In
the world. Two Of his ascents have
remained famous. In 1858 he estab-
lished a record by remaining two
whole days in the air between Paris
and Compiegne. In 1869, In company
with CASTOR Tissandier. he made an
other record OF a different kind by Gov
ering a distance Of ninety kilometers
In the space Of thirty-iye minutes.
Born on July 20, 1926. he was ap-
preaching his eighty-eighth birthday
Westminster Gazette.
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Out Of Date ANYWAY.

A correspondent writes us to know
II we can give the origin Of the old
poem about the little child shyly cling
ing to its mothers skirts. We cannot,
but It Is terribly out Of date 'anyawy.
for the present mother is 30 shy on
skirt that any child would have trouble
in getting hold Of enough to cling to-
Portland (Me.) Express
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FRANCE NAY TAX DUELS.
One Of tho New Deputies Has a Bril-
liant Scheme to Propose.

ant Scncmc to propose.
One of the newly elected Partisan
deputies says he intends to propose in
the French chamber the imposition OF
a tax on duels. His argument will be
that duels are a form Of advertise
ment and as such are as liable to tax
alton as posters and prospectuses. He
suggests that duels shall be divided
into three classes-third. second and
first. in ascending order Of taxable
magnitude. For a third class duel,
with the ordinary four seconds. a cou-
pie Of general practitioners and a
scratch In the forearm, the tax will be
80 francs. The proces-verbaux. or 9th
cial accounts of the duel. must be
written on paper stamped with a six
penny stamp.
For a second class duel. giving a
right to decorated secondy-that Is. Sec
onds with orders In their buttonh0les-
hospital doctors and descriptive report.
ers. the tax will be 100 francs. There
will be an additional charge OF u
francs per camera and 20 francs per
cinematograph apparatus.
Those who desire n first class due
must be prepared to pay 1000 francs
fSO-to the fsc. But for that they are
entitled to have umpires. a jury OF
honor, a famous swordSman as dlrec-
tor Of combat and a reconciliation on
the field of honor to the accompani
ment of a brass band or stringed or
chestra. The sanguine deputy esti
mates that such Il tax. loyalty impos
ed and exacted. will bring over IL.
0vO,O u year to the exchequer.-Lon
don Globe.