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The Washington herald., 1914-05-14
ARMY ORDERS.

Capt James H Burns. Ordnance De-
partment (hrst lieutenant, Field Ar
tilleryl: to Fourth Field Artillery. to
Capt. William ]. McCaughey, Ordnance
DEPARTMENT first lieutenant, Infantry,
TO Twsnty-sixth Infantry. to take effect
First Lieut. Lawrence W. Mcintosh.
Ordnance Department (second lieutenant.
Cavalry. to the Third Cavalry. to take
effect June 20. 1914.
No. a. February S. 1914. War Depart.
ment. as relates to Capt Charles c.
Burt. Coast Artillery Corps. and amended
ey a pasagraph "a Ia /. Special Orders: No. lOi.
amended so as TO assign Capt Burt to
the 1nst Company.
Capt. Lucian 3: Moody. Coast Artillery
Corps, to the Eighth Company. TO take
effect upon his relief from detail in the
Ordnance Department
Each Of the following-named first leu
tenants Of the Coast Artillery Corps
partment will proceed to headquarters
OF the coast defenses indicated after his
Es.ssr, Estl MSFarl1pa Ssx and. Coast Defenses of
Charles T. Harris ,jr-. Coast Defenses
OF San Francisco
HAIRY X, Rutherford. Coast Defenses
Greedy c. Sheppard. Coast Defenses of
Boston.
Raphael r. Nix. Coast Defenses of
James L Walsh. Coast Defenses of
Long Island Sound.
Each of the following named officers
OF the Coast Artillery Corps relieved
from assignment. to take effect June %
First Lieut.. Charles G. Mettler, Eighty
second Company.
First Lieut.. Joseph H. Pelot, 10th Conn
pany.
First Lieut. Morgan L. Brett. 18th Com
pany.
First Lieut. Richard H. somers.
F0rtieth Company.
First Lieut.. Thomas L. Coles. Eighty
First Lieut.. John B. Rose. Twenty
fourth Company.
second Lieut.. wallace L. Clay, Thirty
second Lieut.. Robert S. oberly, 18th
Company.
Second Lieut.. Robert n. Bodine. Twenty.
ninth Company r.."
designated as telegraph companies
Mai William Chamberlaine. Coast Ar
tillery Corps. is announced as on duty
in the office of the Chief of STAFF.
Lewis 8. Ryan. Coast Artillery Corps
Leave for ten days, to take effect on OF
about May ls. 1914. granted First Lieut.
Charles 4; Smart. Ninth Infantry. re-
Leave for fifteen days is granted Mai.
Aston Hamilton. Coast Artillery Corps.
by direction o. the President. Lieut..
Col George H. Morgan, Eleventh
Cavalry. is detailed as member Of the
Army retiring board appointed to meet
At Fort Bliss. Tex. May 6. 1914. vice
Col. Charles A p. Hatfield. Thirteenth
Cavalry, hereby relieved.
Leave granted Second Lieut. Emanuel
v. Heidi. Ninth Infantry, is extended
seven DAYS.
Mai Jay ]. Morrow. Corps of En-
sineers. will transfer temporarily duties
n his charge pertaining to the First
Portland, Oreg-,. District, to Lieut.. Col
Charles III. McKinstry. Corps of En-
sineers. and will repair to this city and
report to the Chief OF Engineers.
The Washington herald., 1914-05-14
DID YOUi

Did you give him lift! Hes brother Of man,
And bearing about all the burden he can.
Did you give him q smile! He was downcast and
blue.-
And the smile would have helped him to battle II
through.
Did you give him your handi he was slippins
down hill,
And the world % fancied, was using him in
Did you give him q wordf Did you show him the
road
o. did you Just let him 90 on With his load'
Do yuu know what It means 10 b losing the nght,
Whsn lift rust in time might set everything rshfs
n you know what 1t means-ju just clasp Of hand
Whn . mans borne about all . man ought to
Dia ron ask what it wss-why the quisering lip.
WV the half-uppresssd sob. and the scsidns teas
drip!
wsss you brother Of his vhsa the time came os
b =. a. 10 hslp In. q dsAas yu he'd,
8 -rtBita
The Washington herald., 1914-05-14

One cable dispatch published yesterday from Bar
bados says Col Roosevelt declined to say anything
concerning politics until he arrives in New York,
while another quotes him saying that if he de-
cides to run for the Presidency it be on Pro-
gressive platform, which the Republicans must ac-
cept Reflection on how long the colonel in the
wilds of South America, and what was happening in
this country meanwhile, viii aid greatly in deciding
which of the two statements to pin faith to.
The Washington herald., 1914-05-14

uaiyersaly sdnse4 that three great orsanizstoes b
the United Sztes. the Standard Oh Company re In
tefnational Harvester Company. and the United
States Steel Corporation, have done mols n our
country to develop foreign trade than hase any other
forces that can be named The work of study, in
gepuity and almost superhuman labor that they have
performed ia the espfure Of foreign markets. with the
result Of bringing hundreds of millions Of foreign dol
lars into the United States, is almost indescfibabe
And il has all had to be done, not only without the
aid bot in direct conflict with tie government OF the
country. 1t is melancholy thought
The Washington herald., 1914-05-14
The oPM FORUM
Writer Tel. u onlin II E6ot for
Womaa SuGrase Amendment

= HS1soDS nU1C1EkMAIC0ks
To the Editor: Allow me to make .
Statement which WIN correct the impress
sion that ths beginning OF the work for
me woman sufkrage amendment vas IN
lsA think the mistake arose from the
fact THAI until LIS women were makinr
EFFORTS to vote under the Fourteenth
amendment.
When II was finally decided (Chief Ju.-
tiee Waite Giving the opinion March %
is9) In the case Of Nrs Minor that she
was not made . citizen b, the fourteenth
amendment since women were alvays
citizens and their status was not affected
oy THIS Amendment. the National Woman
Suffrage Association decided to abandon
any claim under the fourteenth amend !
ment and try solely for an amendment
which should prevent the. States from
disfranchising citizens because of sex, the
resolution being worded exactly as the
present Srastow-Mondell resolution. But
at convention OF the association held IN
May, 1883. the policy had been adonted .,
asking for sixteenth amendment fs,
our suffrage resolution was called for 40
many years. and making that the speciaI
object Of its work and consideration. ana
the resolution with Its present wording
had already been presented in tn. Hon.s
by Mr.. Julian, Of Indiana. March Is. 1sss
and In the Senate by Senator Pouerov q,
Kansas In the year previous both th.s.
gentlemen had tried to have the ffteenth
changed 80 as to enfranchis.
women
The year 1874 was. however. a very
memorable year for woman suffrage. for
when the bill to establish the Territory
Of Pembina was under discussion Senator
Sargent moved to amend II so that
women should not be disfrsnchised The
arguments for the measure were lons
and brilliant Senators Sargent, Stewart,
Morton. Carpenter. Ferry and Anthony
spoke in favor. and the vote stood 10 for
women and q against IT.
CLARA BEwICK COLBY
The Washington herald., 1914-05-14

Now it is reported Col. Roosevelt has lost thirty
five pounds in weight The colonel will have to do
little better than that if he expects to the car
toonsts get busy, for it is but short few months
since it was blazoned to the country generally that
Prof Taft had lost so much he had reefs taken in
twenty-eight pairs of trousers. ...-.. ....
The Washington herald., 1914-05-14
Ever Hear Of Such Things?

New York. May Ia-Santos Santiago. a
stowavay who arrived two weeks ago
from Spain. was found sleeping on a
$4,000 rug in An exposition In the Grand
Central Palace He as nearly starved
to death.
Little Ferry, ". r. May 13-Mayor
Frank HERNIA charged with assauItins
Christian Ullman. a political opponent.
surrendered to the police and was baiIed
out by the complainant
Boston. May IA genuine one-dolar
Dill marked down to ninety cents re-
manned IN store window for twenty
two hours before it was purchased. Hun
dreds hesitated to accept the bargain
offer.
Sussex. n. J., May I3-Edward Caster
hn' laborer. chewing tobacco, struck
something hard II was a diamond worth
$50
The Washington herald., 1914-05-14
NAVAL ORDERS.

Capt. II. F. Bryan. detached ONCE Of
May Is, 1914; to command Kansas
Capt. w. B. Fletcher. detached COM
mand Kansas. May 1s. 1914; to Naval War
College, Newport. r. l. ..
Lieut.. q. X. Davis. detached Naval
Academy, Annapolis Nd, June s. 1914: to
Naval Station. Samoa, via steamer sail
ing July Z. 1914.
Lieut.. Uunior grade) s. L. Henderson,
detached Naval Station, Samoa; to home.
wait orders.
Prof Math. 7. W.. johnson. de-
tached Naval Academy. Annapolis, Nd;
to Navy Yard, New York, N Y
The Washington herald., 1914-05-14

The very word bomb" few years ago inspired
terror in this country. 1t is regarded as con-
fetti in New York. The other day one was thrown
into bedroom occupied by mother and two daugh-
ters seriously njuring two. of the women, and the
occurrence was given half dozen lines in the news
pspers
The Washington herald., 1914-05-14

Again British militant sufragette has hacked
valuable painting in England making the third out
rage of this character within the past few months
The suffrage cause in England is hopeless so long
as the present tactics continued as the prison
authorities seem to be helpless in dealing with the
hunger strike Hasn't British public sentiment been
hardened almost to the point where it can endure un-
shocked the voluntary starving to death of few of
these termagants?
The Washington herald., 1914-05-14
aServi.s iIa.ki.ln

1t may not be clear that the United States has 1
mission to 60 into the Latin-American states and ~
form their nd-holding systems. Bot if the admin
stration thinks that IL has, why not put that down
icy? We might as well be frank about II il We are
going to construe our efforts to Serve manEinds n
MEXICO so to include the award to every peon a
at least three acres and cow.-New York Tribuns
The Washington herald., 1914-05-14

titled English barrister who devoted the last
few years of his life trying to prove that Lord
Bacon and not William Shakespeare wrote the i'm
mortal plays is dead. Though most of mis- obituary
notices are devoted to his antagonism Shakespeare
the present commercial age will be interested in
the announcement that he wore hats costing SI5o
each
The Washington herald., 1914-05-14

Pennsylvania sheriff has appointed his wife as
deputy. This can't be counted another instance
of woinan's advancement; it's plain nepotsm.
The Washington herald., 1914-05-14

The manservant is rapidly giving way to the
smart parlor maid, who wears livery, in Eng
land Does this mean that James" is about to dis
appear from the stage and where fashionable
families in the United States going to find smart
maids willing to wear livery?
The Washington herald., 1914-05-14
A Line o Cheer Each Day o
tn Year.
Written Expressly for The Herald.
By JOHN KENDRICK BANGS.
PRETENSE.
copyrisht. H4.)

When things are vexing me and much
offend,
To like them that way sometimes I pre-
tend.
And by pretending thus ofttimes / find
They grow less vexing to my troubled
mind, -
Evaporating into thinnest air
As though. indeed. they never had been
there. es+-7 --l
Yet in the end q mere pretense
Is no sure mitigation Of offense-
The surest way to put a woe to rout
Is just to get club and knock It cut
The Washington herald., 1914-05-14
Philosophy Defined.

Johnny-Papa. what is a philosopher?
Pa-A man with q good liver. heart.
stomach and bank account.-New York
Globe.
The Washington herald., 1914-05-14

Senator Simmons has measles. If the rest of the
Senate catches It the of the country may stand
a chance of recovering from its ailments.
The Washington herald., 1914-05-14

rich woman accused of shaking her maid has
been acquitted Plenty of maids III Washington could
easily be convicted of shaking their mistresses
The Washington herald., 1914-05-14
A Convict.

When the donkey saw the zebra,
He began to switch his tail.
well, I never" was his comment;
There's q mule that's been in Jail"
Philadelphia Ledger.
The Washington herald., 1914-05-14

1t is estimated that $Izsooo worth of water at
New York City rates is running to waste every day
1t the big dam at Croton Enough furnish "chasers
for several dollars worth of whisky.
The Washington herald., 1914-05-14

One of those chaps known as consulting eff
ceney engineer" gave New York audience expert
advice on how two people can live on $a!6o day.
Lots of couples who not experts figure out for
themselves how to live on considerably less.
The Washington herald., 1914-05-14

Mayor Mitchell was wasting words when he de-
cared that coming direct from college into pub
lie service not equipped to do that work effective
y. Everybody but the college men knew it already
and they won't believe it.
The Washington herald., 1914-05-14
New York Hotel Arrivals.

New York. May observation-disclosures ar
rived and registered today as follows:
waliick- York.
T. Hardy. W. p. Walsh,
Murray Hill II. B. Shirk.
Miss r. NJ. Kauf- Remington-
man X. Gordon.
Broadway Central Mrs r. Gordon.
NJ. r. Poyntz. Collngwood-
st. Denis II. II. Lewis.
II. Sprague. Antoinette-
Miss l.. Church. Mrs. NJ. Merchant
Navarro wellinston-
Z. p. Smith. Mrs. NJ. Merchant
f. Honvery. GrenobIe-
]. n. Mcnamara. s. Taylor
Merchants and Buyers.
II. Grunebaum. wallick: c. II. FRANKIE,
Herald Square; ]. MacFarquhar. Cum
berland; F. E. Woodward, Herald
Square: c. Jenkins. Algonquin: S. Nye.
215 Fourth Avenue; Miss A. Hagan. 215
Fourth Avenue: Miss NJ. d. Collins, 3si
Fourth Avenue; Miss E. McGnl. 33i
Fourth Avenue: Miss A. Metz, 33l Fourth
Avenue.
Arrivals from BaItimore-H Boettger,
York; A. r. Bresler. Theresa: l. C. Cor
such. wallick; E. C. Miller. Theresa: Mrs.
E. c. Miller. Theresa: Joe Schlossberg.
Herald Square; J. d. Silverstein, Herald
square. II. l. fardieS- Hera4d square,
G. II. Andrews. Manhattan; G. Crawford.
Murray Hill; Mrs. G. Crawford. Murray
Hill: ]. E. NJ. Haley, York: w. C. Kirwin.
Churchill; F. Korechy. St Denis; Mrs.
F. Rorechy. st. Denis; J. Maddox.
Herald Square: II. G. Spates, Normandie;
III. Stewart, Albert: ]. W. Toohey, Grand:
W. w. Towson, Albert; A. f. Turner.
Grand: E. s. Tyler, Hermitage: ].
Ahrens, Navarro: T. Boyle. Herald
Square; A. B. Brown. Gerard; Mrs. A. B.
Brown, Gerard: +. b. Calm, Netherland.
The Washington herald., 1914-05-14

The Chicago Record Herald is seriously advoeat-
ing fathers day. Haven't they discovered in Chi
cago yet that father has had his day?
The Washington herald., 1914-05-14

Gsby Desys' $1,000 trunks have been attached to
satisfy claim of $1,000 Not the kind she wears.
The Washington herald., 1914-05-14

After the army gets through disarming the people
of Colorado, it ought to be sent South Carolina
The Washington herald., 1914-05-14

The tomb of Aristomenes, who lived 700 years,
B. C., has been discovered at Rhodes. No; not by
the colonel
The Washington herald., 1914-05-14
Bold aud Curious.

We're told Lots wife turned into salt
And Lot began to blubber.
I'm not afraid!'
Said one fair maid.
And then she turned 20 rubber.
Philadelphia Ledger.
The Washington herald., 1914-05-14

By the time Mrs. Ida Claussen gets through
proving she's not crazy, it may be time for new
trial. -
The Washington herald., 1914-05-14

A Siberian bloodhound attacked New York po-
iiceman You can't fool Siberian bloodhound.
The Washington herald., 1914-05-14
Morning Smiles.
Failed to Meet Himself.

FafIed to Meet HfmseIf.
Had a queer dream last night
Tell IT,"
II dreamed that / made an appointment
with myself and when got to the place
/ was gone. Boston Transcript
The Washington herald., 1914-05-14
Arguing Women.

Sans friends were reasoning with him
patiently at the street corner.
Now. Sam, it's time you went 'ome
That's the best place for you"
Its this way" argued the erring
brother. III ! go 'ome now, she'll say
I'm drunk-if don't go 'ome she'll say
I'm drunk. It's this ere suffragette
movement that's set 'em arguing. I've a
good mind to go 'ome and break the win
ders. Guardian.
The Washington herald., 1914-05-14
His Golf,

Alfred Pius-Your caddie Is missing
George Minus-Where Ii the little beg
gar!
Alfred Plus-The ether boys say he's
gone fishing. because in the morning
round you dug him up such a fine supply
Of worms-London Opinion.
The Washington herald., 1914-05-14
Tip for Mamma.

Little Rollo had been reproved for his
table manners by papa and mamma He
trained his baby stare on mamma to ask:
when you was a little girl didn't y'ever
dip your Jelly roll in coffeeT' mo. my
dear with a tinge of acerbity. "Y'ot to
try It Gee, it's great"'-Buffalo Express.
The Washington herald., 1914-05-14
Not His Fault.

Didn't / tell you the last time you
were here" said the magistrate sternly
to the prisoner who had been celebrating
not wisely. but too well, that never
wanted you to come before me again."
Yes, sir" replied the prisoner. but I
couldn't make the policeman believe it,
London Opinion.
The Washington herald., 1914-05-14

The trouble with fishing party is that some fel-
low in the crowd always insists on fishing.
The Washington herald., 1914-05-14

our own government does almost nothing for its peo-
pie Substantially all it has done has been to awaken
in recent years the necessity for reform in our
consular service The consular system has been taken
out of politics to greater less extent but efficient
and experienced consus and ministers are still ousted
when politics demands and our diplomatic service,
from the point of view of business man in the
United States is still the poorest of that of any great
nation. We have Department of Commerce. but it
has only to limited degree proved itself promo
tive force
Larger appropriations by Congress and determi-
nation by the government to make such department
of help to our exporters and manufacturers are i'm
peratively needed. The development of our foreign
trade rests almost exclusively in private hands, We
have a National Association of Manufacturers, a
Manufacturers Export Association, and newly or
ganized Chamber of Commerce of the United States,
this last having in mind the development of foreign
trade a particular function But the work of all
these bodies derives no help from Washington
To this caliousness on the part of the government
Ian almost entire ronsiveness to the vital needs
of the American people-must be joined the mortify-
ing and disheartenng fact that the general policy of
the government in the last ten years has been to
directly hamper our great business enterprises and
organizations in tneh competition with the activities
OF their rivals IN foreign lands proposal to give
the American manufacturer rebate of one-half the
railroad freight tariff on goods Intended for export
would be laughed to scorn by our politicians and is
indeed siready peeihczly prohibited By Inv. Il !,
The Richmond palladium and sun-telegram. [volume] (Richmond, Ind.) 1907-1939, 1914-05-20
MUST LOSE
IN MOTOR CLASSIC
American Drivers Said to
Agree to Block Foreign
Machines.
TRY LEASED wIREl

INDIANAPOLIS, Ind, May 20.-The
hopes of the French race drivers, Jules
Goux, who won last years Memorial
day automobile race, and Bolllot, who
will Pilot Peugots entry in this years
5OO-mile classic, have been lowered
during the last few days of practice,
because their tires have been showing
poorly. Neither of the Frenchmen
has been able to negotiate more than
seven laps at high speed without tire
change. The two foreigners are I'M
der contract to use Englishmade tires.
Another cause for worry, according
to reports, is an understanding among
the American drivers that the French
men are to be kept from winning, and
that if no other method will work,
certain of the Americans not among
the leaders are to lap along in front of
the Frenchment and force them to lose
time.
Daily practice of the race drivers is
drawing large crowds to the motor
| speedway.
The Richmond palladium and sun-telegram. [volume] (Richmond, Ind.) 1907-1939, 1914-05-20
Speedway Starts Wedding
Out Process.

INDIANAPOLIS, May 20.-Elimina-
ton trials for the next five-hundred-
mile race on the indianapolis motor
speedway will start Monday, May 25,
instead of the Wednesday following,
as originally announced. The extra
two days have been added to give
some of the contestants time to re-
adjust their machines for endurance,
after they have been especially pre-
pared for speed. Only the thirty fast
est cars surviving. it is imperative
that each entrant be accorded the ut
most leeway.
Contestants generally, save few,
such as GOuX, BOillOt, and Dawson,
are worrying their heads off as to
whether they will be able to qualify
or not, including even such nOtableS as
De Palma and Barney Oldfield, whose
cars, though remarkably consistent,
are not as fast as some of the Others
Every effort will be made to impreg-
nate machines of this class with the
necessary dynamite to put them over
and afterward to restore them to their
original condition.
The Richmond palladium and sun-telegram. [volume] (Richmond, Ind.) 1907-1939, 1914-05-20
NOMINATED
FOR j. S. SENATE
Pennsylvania Voters Name
Clifford PinchOt to Make
Progressive Race for Job.
TBY LEASED WIRE1

PHILADELPHIA, May 2O.-Today's
returns from yesterdays first state
wide primaries confirmed the renom-
ination of Boise Penrose for United
States senator by the Republicans,
and the nomination of Clifford Pinchot
and A. Mitchell Palmer by the Wash
ington party (Progressive) and Demo
Gratis, respectively for United States
senator. The vote cast by the Wash
ington party was surprisingly light.
In the contest for the Democratic
nomination for governor the help OF
the Washington administration played
great part, and Vance C. Mccormick,
Of Harrisburg, was nominated over Mi
chael J. Ryan, of Philadelphia.
Martin G. Brumbaugh, superintend-
ent of public schools in Philadelphia,
won the Republican nomination for
governor, defeating Joseph S. Cauffel,
mayor of Johnstown, by a large ma
jOrity.
William Draper Lewis, dean of the
law school of the University of Penn
sylvania, won the Washington party
nomination for governor. running far
ahead of Judge Charles N. Brumm, of
Schuylkill county.
The returns are slowly coming in
but they show strong Republican
vote cast throughout the contest. In
practically every case the slated can
didates of both the Republicans and
Democrats were successful.
The Richmond palladium and sun-telegram. [volume] (Richmond, Ind.) 1907-1939, 1914-05-20
DESCRIBES FACTORY START EXAMINATIONS
An indianapolis Newspaper
Gives Watt Notice.

The Watt & keelor factory Of this
city which is represented by Robert
NJ. Henley and Frank n. Watt receiv-
ed the following notice from an In
dianapolis newspaper:
There is considerable activity
around the plant, which has a capacity
Of a casket every twelve minutes and
trade extending throughout the
United States.
"A persons first impression of a
casket factory is that he don't want to
look at all, but when he RECEIVERS his
nerve it doesn't seem so grewsome
after all.
One sees young women making
what they call shrouds but look more
Lac dresses for a garden or a tango
party. In fact, it looks like everything
possible is being done to rob death of
its horrors and give the burying pub
lie the benefit. The rest of the fac
tory looked more like an upholstered
furniture factory than anything else.
The trimming department., where
the mountings are kept, is a rival to
the most tasty jewelry store"
The Richmond palladium and sun-telegram. [volume] (Richmond, Ind.) 1907-1939, 1914-05-20
GOLF SUMMARY
[BY LEASED WIRE1

SANDWICH. England, May 20
The summary of play affecting Ameri-
cans in the British Golf championship
tourney today follows:
Second round: Frederick HERES
hoff of New York defeated J. R. Platt
up and 8 to play.
Harold Weber Of Toledo defeated
X. NJ. Carlisle up and to play
Francis Ouimet. American open
champion, was defeated by H. S. Bur
nell Tubbs, up
Third round: Arthur G. Lockwood
or Massachusetts, lost to G.. H. Hay
ward. down, l to play.
Charles w. Evans, Jr., of Chicago,
defeated E. w. Scott, 3 up and 2 to
play.
Arthur G. Lockwood of Massachu-
sets was put out of the title play in
the third round. c. H. Hayward de-
Ieated Lockwood up and l to play
Charles w. Evans, of Chicago de-
feated E. w. Scott, 3 up and 2 to play.
Hopes OF the Americans that one of
their countrymen will win the British
title now rests on Evans and HERES
hoff.
Weber, the only other American left
is not regarded as having much of a
chance, though he has played consist
ent golf thus far.