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The Detroit times., 1914-02-07
REVOLT BREAKS
OUT IN SUBURBS
OF MEXICO CITY
tContinued From PAGE Oue)

automobiles and batteries were
mounted on the hills around the
lsuburb, commanding every approach
10 the capital In that direction.
The anxiety OF Tuerta was increas-
ed by persistent rumors that the po.
lice OF the capital are armed with
carbines and ready TO Join the rebels
whenever they gain an entrance 70
Mexico City
All embassies and legations were ap.
prised OF the situation during the
rnrght and there was tremendous eX-
element in the foreign colonies 1t
was believed chat the vain efforts OF
Huerta to put down the recurrent
plots against him indicate the extreme
disfayor into which the dictator has
fallen with the people and the pres
ent conspiracy was thought 20 fore
tell the final downfall or Huerta by
dlsaffections In conjunction with rebel
attacks from without.
II was sleepless night for Mexico
City. The constant marching OF troops
through the streets, the noise OF NOV
ing guns and the commanderingz>of
private houses sround the palace and
arsenal alarmed the natives and drove
them from their beds. IN the for
eign colonies tie defense committee
held conferences and took stock OF
| the arms, ammunition and supplies.
Ell PASO. Tex, Feb. Nothing
had been heard early today OF the
passengers who were on a Mexican
Northwestern train from Juarez, de-
stroyed Wednesday night when Max
imo Castillos bandit band wrecked
and burned the Great Cumbre tun.
mel near Pearson. No trace has been
found OF the bandits.
Rumors were current today that the
passen gers were not held prisoners
as al FIRST reported. but instead were
locked UP in coaches or their train.
when II was sent with the throttle
wide open into the fiery furnace OF
tho wrecked Gnbway. These rumors
are not credited by the railroad Off
cials
Railway officials and employees, cat
tie men from the ranches IN the vicin-
ity and residents OF MADEIRA and Pear
son and the Mormon colonies near the
tunnel have all been searching for
Castilio's gang since Wednesday and
the fact that they have not been sight
ed is regarded by many "a signiicant
There were 80 persons on the train
when IL left JuareZ. Wednesday morn
ing, including seven American rail
way officials and employees
Because OF the bandit depredations
along the Mexican Northwestern, Gen
Francisco villa at chihuahua today
issued a proclamation TO all com
manders OF constitutionalist garri
sons. instructing them 10 execute
summary any person found along
the tracks not either an Official OF
employee Of the railroad OF the Maderc
company or who cannot give salts
factory account OF himself
The Detroit times., 1914-02-07
LIVESTOCK
EAST DrFFALo.

EAST DrFFALO.
Dunning a stevens Live stock Report
lie Receipts. 100 cars. market steady
heavy grades strong others slow
best 1880 70 i.A6O-lh steers. native.
$40 II 10. do. l.2UO 10 l,2NO-lh. steers,
SS2J g $50, do loo 10 1.200-lb. steers.
SSuS25, coarse and plain woighty
hngs, baby beef. tS25 QS5o, medium 90
good, 81 50gl T.T5. best Canada steers.
1870 70 l,iao-lo,. SIS - u ). 50, do ll2V
90 l250-lb. sT50US; choice handy
fair 10 good steers. 1000 60 i,t0o-l6,
SI.5O8 80, extra good COWS $3.50 q y,
best cows. s5.T5a6.25 butcher cows
50 So 5. cutters S425 Il 4.00, trimmers
50 80 " $40, very common old rims. -.
best heitors. s SOFAS. medium butcher
s6 q &. 20. stock hclters S5.51We best
feeding steers. dehorus. $695d1, fair
70 good 40, 81. q 8 so; fancy stock
steers. S6.50N G.t5, best stock steers
S. Is q $50. common light stock steers,
s5.5od6. extra good bulls, 81 % g 80
common 70 good s5g6. best mixers
and spriugcrk 500 100, mediums 70
good sf5 a 50t common. S300f0
sheep and lambs Receipts, 1000
head; market. strong top lambs $685.
g 8 - yearlings. s6.5oM il5 wethers.
Sbu 9 %. ewes. So 81 q 5.T6
HOGS. Receipts. 5000 head market
steady: heavy $40. workers.. s. %.
calves s5W12
CLEVELAND
CLEVELAND, O.. Feb Receipts,
! 800 head market. firm Zoe hlehcr.
heavy So mixed ana workers. s9.oi 10
= 10. pigs $500. cattle Receipts. 3
cars market arm. sheep and lambs.
Receipts cars IS top. calves. k.e-
ceipts 100 head; SIP top.
The Detroit times., 1914-02-07
.DETROETER HEADS
NAVAL SURGEONS
New Surgeon General Was
Classmate of Rep. Beakes at
Michigan University

WASHINGTON. ID. c., Feb. e.
Especial Rep. Samuel w. Beakes,
and other Michigan men. who sup
ported Medical Director William {.
Braisted for The position OF surgeon
general of the United States navy,
we're much pleased when the president
late yesterday afternoon, sent this
nomination 70 the senate.
Although Dr. Braisted is a native OF
Ohio, he was appointed from Michl-
gan. and Rep. Beakes were class
mates together in the University or
Michigan IN the class OF 1883. and
both have been great friends ever
since, the only time when Dr..
BREASTED was engaged in private prac-
tice was for two years IN Detroit In
the eighties. previous 10 his going into
the medical department or the navy,
IN which service he has advanced
steadily TO his present high position.
DR. Braisted won q great reputation
for his work as an observer Tor the
study OF the methods OF the naval
medical corps IN the Russo-Japanese
war. and his comprehensive report on
this abiect. il reference book Tor
men OF all countries who are inter
ested ia the advancement OF medical
science as practiced by the great
armies and nayies OF the world. lie
was one OF the naval medical men who
at one time. was one OF the physicians
for Col Roosevelt. when he was In
the White House The Military
Surgeons association honored him
some years ago. by making him Us
president In recent months. Dr.
Braisted has been chief medical OH
Ger connected with the Atlantic feet
Dr. Braisteds term OF service as
surgeon general or the navy is linn
tied 10 four years. after which he
UtU no r0aaslgDed ~ fleet duty
The Detroit times., 1914-02-07
STEALS TO DRESS WELL
ENOUGH TO GET WORK

Grace smith q Z0-year-old miss from
Saginaw came % Detroit 10 get worh,
and was arrestol IN Crowley, Miner &
CO.'S store Friday. as she was steal.
ing two silk waists She told JUS
tice Gainey thar she had applied III
countless Offices and factories for work
but found none, and thought that II
she were better dressed, she might get
position Her story was believed
and she was paroed for 80 days IN
care OF Mrs May McGll. who obtained
good position ioT her
The Detroit times., 1914-02-07
ACQUITTED OF SHOOTING
COFFEE MERCHANT

Ell Clifford. peanut merchant
charged with assault Charles B. Wag-
stan, president OF the City Coffee q,
Spice mills. with intent 10 kill, WAS
found not guilty. Saturday noon, by a
fury In Judge Phelans court Clifford,
il vas brought out in the testimony,
got int Dan alteration with Wagsta1
over a bill he claimed that Wag'
staff assaulted him. Next day he
went 10 Wagsraff's Office, armed.
Trouble resulted, and Wagstah was
shot clifford claimed that he shot In
self-defense The case was dismissed
In police court, a few weeks ago, but
Wagstaff insisted on bringing il mp
again.
The Detroit times., 1914-02-07
RHEUMATISM DRIVES
MAN TO HANG SELF

Charles Roth. 80 years old hanged
himself in the basement Of his home
No. 447 Pennsylvania-ave. Saturday
morning. while temporarily insane By
his suffcrings from rheumatism.
He leaves his widow and four chill
dren
Morgan Flaherty, former newspaper
man, was stricken with an acute al
tack OF pneumonia. Friday afternoon
and fell TO the sidewalk al Elizabeth
81. and WoodwarG-aye He was re
moved 10 ST nary's hospital where
he died, Saturday morning He was
AZ years old. 30 relatives are known
and Coroner Burgess is trying ie
cate bis friends
The Detroit times., 1914-02-07
TUMASELLI DESERTED
By HIS ATTORNEYS

George Tumaselli. who refused TO
confess to the killing OF Patrolman
John Gordon, In spite of Emporium
tiles OF his comrades, will be placed
on trial Monday morning. When the
case was taken up Saturday, Judge
Connolly was told by Attorneys Co
lombo and Msiullo that they would
not appear for TumaselH. The court
then appointed VIII p Scullen. who
asked that the case be adjourned un-
iii Monday, that ne might talk with
his client
The Detroit times., 1914-02-07
MARKET SHOWS
FALLING Off
Operations as Whole Are Dull
and Apathetic, on Consider
ably Reduced Business
(copyroht, 1914, ~ the New YORK
Evening Post Coz

NEW YORK. Feb. Taken as a
whole, today's stock market was dun
and pathetic, on q considerably re-
duced amount OF business. The CHIEF
activity was In Rock Island, which ue-
clined again, rejecting the prevalent
perplexity over the question OF reoI-
ganizing the company's capital. New
York Central was another Isolated
point OF weakness. AT us closing the
general market was heavy, though H.
active.
Abroad British consols fell BACK
fiye-sixteenths further, making totai
decline of nearly l IL from the weeks
high level, and the European STOCK
exchanges generally were lower
There was no home news or import
ance. The country's bank clearings
for the week, which will be watched
for evidence OF reyiving activity, are
figured at 41-2 per cent above last
year. when the showing for the cor
responding week broke all records for
the period.
The Detroit times., 1914-02-07
OFFERS COURT $3.50
TO ESCAPE ASYLUM

Andre wVaudcrcreusen. 70.yearold
cobbler accused OF threatening the life
OF Attorney Daniel J. Albert. vas al.
judged insane. Saturday morning. and
was then taken before Justice Gainey.
% have a charge OF 'threts dismiss.
ed.
rhe aged man ASKED TO whisper TO
the Judge
IN gye sou $3.50 n YOU won {
send me To th' insane asylum Wits
pertd Nandercrausen
Sorry said he Judge
The Detroit times., 1914-02-07
BOND JUMPER is
IN KANSAS PRISON

Another OF the alleged forfeited
bonds over which the county audi
rors have been fussing was shown,
Saturday, To be saved when word
was received by the. prosecutor that
John G.. Smith, wanted in Detroit
IS in the Kansas state prison Fred
r Harder went on Smiths bond,
and Smith disappeared a few days
later. The Wayne county officials
have only 10 wait beside the Kansas
prison gates on the day OF Smiths
release to secure him and bring him
back 20 Detroit
The Detroit times., 1914-02-07
PUGILIST CHARGED WITH
MISCONDUCT BY Girl

Ernest Hudson. % years old. OF 40
203 Nermontgyc. said 20 be well
known a. a Lagilist. was arraigned
before Justice Gainey. Saturday on
a serious charge preferred by a 10
year-old giyl Hudson was first charg
ed with contributing TO the dellnqifen.
cy OF a minor. bit the graver/ charge
was preferred after the statements o.
the pair had beea taken.
The Detroit times., 1914-02-07
GRAIN AM PROVISIONS

DETROIT. Feb Close: Liverpool
had higher prices aud lot OF 6ulllsh
dope. but the American markets were
not in "A hurry TO respond Nearly all
news Is bullish
The only bearish dope Liverpool had
was the Modern Millers report on tho
condition OF the American winter
wheat crop Strengthening features
were the report Of the colo wave IN
America. hrmer markets IN Argentine
and Winnipeg. good spot demand and
the liberal absorption OF wheat oy con-
tinental markets--r he- continent Is
buying Australian cargoes as thst as
possible and there Ia continued buying
by Japan. Argentine has rain that
helps the corn crop and Injuries wheat
There was no wild alarm on the
part Of shorts regarding the cold wave
over the winter wheat belt. Trading
had its usual Saturday quietness ana
the wires did not bring IN much I'm
portant matter 10 change previous
opinions regarding future wheat val
ues Speculation Is slowly improving,
any effect on values The movement
or spring wheat Is not large ana Sc
we're weather f. expected 20 cut down
the winter wheat receipts.
Flour is very slow Local miilers
have 10 hustle 20 sell enough 10 keep
the mills running and the tone OF the
market is easy. This cuts. down the
caSn wheat demand EarmAS are not
white bakers refuse 10 buy hour be-
cause they feel sure that values VIII
soon be lowT
Wheat was dull and Arm on ga tar
day and closed without change
The coarse grains were unchanged
and cioverseed declined Toe
Wheat quotations: Cash No. ? red
q7Ac Nav opened without change at
$t024. advanced to S1.02ls and de-
clined 10 S1.O2A; July opened at 92[ G.
gained &c and declined 10 9SAci No.
white. 87c Coarse grain quotations;
Cash. No. 3. CSC No. white, ] car nj
6sAc. No 3 yellow ] car az s5c No.
yellow. car at s2he Oats stand
41Ihc. No white. Ale Rye; Cash
No . CSC Beans. Immediate. prompt
and February shipment. SI.S2, March.
S1S7 Cloverseed Prime spot. so bags
at $3.50 March. $3.50, sample red. SO
bags NJ sS.25. II ri $.7S; prime al
sike sl0.75 sample alsike. - bags at
81 50 Timothy. Prime spot. 90 50.-
Alfalfa Prime spot t7s5 Barley.
sample. car az $3.50. at sls5 per
cwt
Receipts in the Detroit market sat
urday Included 900 bills OF -four. J
car 81 wheat or corn or oats and
] of hay. Withdrawals were ono bbls
or -four. 5000 on or wheat. 900 bu Of
$50 200 bu OF wheat. 271 600 hu OF corn.
900 bu ~ oats and 1880 hu " rye
Liverpool wheat closed - n Il d high
er and corn unchanged TO isd higher.
Primary wheat receipts were SIS, 200
bu, against Sl2 600 bu a year ago
Receipts OF wheat saturday South
west $4,000 bu, against 23T00 bu
year ago. Winnipeg, 81 cars, against
zSt Chicago. 20 cars. against 80, Du
luth : ears. against 81 Minneapolis,
1916 cars. against 2T3
Exports of wheat and -four satur-
day $4,000 bu
The Detroit times., 1914-02-07

cmIcAoo eRA.N WI rnnNIsIoNs

CilCAGO.-sle b-- Favorable for
elgn cables and the zero weather in
the grain belt Influenced local traders
today. and there was a general exhibit
ton OF strength Ia All grains during
the early tradiNg
Demand was gnod for All grades Of
wheat CORN stQrtsd arm With com
mission houses M the market for a
moderate amount OF the Offering.
They were supplied for the most part
by local longs
oats were hrmer IN tone. bot offer
lngs were light ana trading dutl
Provisions were steady with trading
slow and the market evidently helr-
ishly inclined. In anticipation or -
heavy run % hogs next week
The Detroit times., 1914-02-07
\. Y. COTTON MARKET
NEW YORK BANK STATEMENT.

N-7v1----+4+t-V TDT l--IND WoeNI1
actual bank statement. ISSUED today
shows the following changes surplus
Increased s2l 600. loans, increased So
ct5.000 specie decreased Si.IOu.0uJ
iegals. decreased sl.SSN.0o0. depoS It's
decreased Sl7.2g2. 600. circulation. in-
creased $4,000, surplus reserve. sac
0GS.O0O.
The Detroit times., 1914-02-07

E0U0TIo0 Tor THo TlmC8 ~ P0ino-
sion today showed littlc change in
prices. uu rNfrusIVe liquidation has
been brought out by the drive At tho
market tno past Few DAYS. and the rally
viii tee reslnAd some time noNt week
almost 'nll conditions nFr favorable Cor
higher market and We fincerelN advise
blyiag stocks on all weak spots
The Detroit times., 1914-02-07
TOLEDO spAIN AND PROVISIONS :.

TVI.TTV, o T0O- I---IIOsO w noT 2
Cash. 9S.c. MAY, Si0e@ Lgly 92isc
Corn. Casf.' a5g. May. G7Ec. INV
o. &c. oats Cash, Aliac. May. t2tsr.
July. 4lisc. Rye: Cash, 61hc CLOVER.
seed. Cash AVID March. $S.71is APRIL
N44ia. Aisike. Cash. 5000 Narch
$3.50. Timothy; cash. s2.41is March
$3.50. Butter, eggs and hay. Tn.
'ehsnfed.
The Detroit times., 1914-02-07
nosTa~ eop,,-.. es,,nr s.r.rS

c"'es 10 Feb, Furnished hv HAYDEN
gto-a r. co Feb e.
aurue7 25n N-1o~tcan pine go putto
~ cpnerfn~ fASr Cair'ref p Arizona
800 r~iurnot p Fecin Top'eun fef 80
r'fc ~ roorc~ p~~es 80 mai wees
so Fesf putta 1As rrnvriin Nfnfu--
TO r~arh.. are C-ooro KS Hnncofi j.
\rr rei~-H fs~cak rool IN 50 - or = alI,
Npcvri 90 Kerr ~ ~ \orh rAto como
4-5 >V~vaovvar tos Nfiaa,l 1nA Noba MI
'e< ~r~- N-oriio rs9~ ~o~th ufst r.
f3fr- C'f coicnv Nfni-- oco Nld ~
@>>tvto- 1nn ner1oI~ fes pona r~eoft
rc1s 7nr Nuf~c" IN ch1rnr- C0unn~
~ ch~'sv~f . srf~ors 100 - Na..'~
ro~,s * cn~a~to~ rf-,~e- orn - vf-~.
g~b f~n " " 80 NcFnrs. ~ T's-i,
&c. &c rect ~-'~~ "ee vvfnnua soa
rvnt~Arf~a ~ 49, 500 ~
The Detroit times., 1914-02-07

The following nrms are priv
negqd 70 execute orders on the
Detroit stock Exchange. Carlyle az
Povah. l.. II. Clarke a Co. LOWS
w. r. Moss a. Co, RI w. Noble &
Co. w f. Reilly s. Co. William
IL. Rose & Co. II $. Warren & Co,
and George VI West 4 Co.
The Detroit times., 1914-02-07
RuTrER AND EGGS.

Butter-Creamery extras. sac;
firsts. 24isc; dairy. 2lc; packing stock,
isc 10.
Eggs-Firsts. cases included, Is y
per doz ReceiI is. S1I cases
The Detroit times., 1914-02-07

BusiBes--llke Prinffnn. so fuss and
no feathers The plain neat kind that
looks right Times Printing CO.. i3
John R.-st. Phone Main 1898.
The Detroit times., 1914-02-07
CHIC,Gn GnAIN

CHICAGO. Feb. s-~OpeninR--W Wheat.
May ana July up &c. Corn May and
July up isc. oats: MAY up ikc: July
unchanged Provisions steady
Close-Wh May and July down
Ac. Corn May down &c. July down
changed. Provisions. Slightly lower
The Detroit times., 1914-02-07
NV YonII MONEY M.nkEr.

SEW YORK. Feb .-BJr silver
London, eGAra bar silver-zNeH York
I9%c dcmaUd sterling. 81 s5.fr q
AStS0.
The Detroit times., 1914-02-07
NEW YORK sTock LErTrR.

Reported for The Times by Paine.
webher g. Co. Feb. 7. The market was
stu under tho influence OF Rock Island
weakness. tho shares OF which sold
today AZ lowest prices OF the week.
The bonds issues were under pressure
the per cont collaterals losing about
a point In the days dealings New
York Central was the feature among
the standards losing about point.
Bears haye been paying particular at
.tcrtipu 20 II OF late on account 81 poor
returus OF the past. and the long de-
lay in granting Increases IN freight
rates Pennsylvania was firm ana steel
held like a rock despite Dearish en-
deavOrs The outlook IN iron ana
steel is larger and prices for both pig
iron and finished steel higher. The
bank statement disclosed bul slight
changes the reserves oeing maintained
az $40. UO0 900 The London market IL
awaiting the reception Of Hungary
LOAN. aud they are doing very little tn
our market. The Rock Island affairs
VIII soon lose their force. and We be
lieve the market viii respond quickly
90 any further Improvement In gen
crai business The street h. much in
terestvd ia steel cprporation'S state
ment go be Issued ou unified Nonnage
,ndyt week.
The Detroit times., 1914-02-07

Job Prioting D"nc Right. Times
PrintinE co. Is John R-st
The Detroit times., 1914-02-07
MARKETS and FINANCE
DETROIT STOCK EXCHANGE

These quotations subject 20 commits f
sion charge.
AcglNe stocks. 49,.
The Detroit times., 1914-02-07
CHICAGO PRODUCE

INICAEO. Feh I---Ertfrr' EXtras
26isc. frsts. 2Sd 2fc; dairy extras. 25c,
nrsts % Csc Eggs; Prime hrsts. 24c.
l6isc. young Americas 17la n lsc Live
poultry Fowls 1915 ~ &c. ducks 16ci
geese. Is n 4c, springs. l5iac, turkeys,
lie Potatoes Michigan. GO n $40
The Detroit times., 1914-02-07
Nr>y yonk pRODUCE,

NEW YORK. Feb l1.--tlourt quiet
and firm Pork steady; mess SIS so
g24 Lard Dull middle west spot.
slO75glOs5 sugar; Raw. quiet; cen
trifugal, SO test, s3.4s muscovado, ~
test sass refined. dull. cut loaf. $500,
crushed. si75, powdered. s4.l5 "a -
graz ulated. s4g4.l5. Coffee. Rio No.
on spot. 9isc Tallow: Dull. city.
61.c. country, 6T6sc. special 7lsc.
Hay Weak. prime. sl.02ls " u .o5; No.
B. 80 u soc. clover 50 q 96c. Dressed
poultry Quiet. turkeys, JS4 zoe;
chickens. lao COO fowls. l21lse;
ducks. Icplsc. Live poultry: Dull.
geese. 1sc, ducks ~ 91sc fowls. l6h
Ui7c. turkeys. iTWiSc. ROSTERS, liz
m12hc. chickens. &c. Cheese. quiet.
state milk. common 10 specials l4l2 ~
lSLc. skins, common 70 special. SO
lax G; full skins. y G5c
Butter Steady, receipts. ABA
creamery extra, 27m27izc, state dairy
tubs 10 &c. imitation creamery hrsts.
22022tsc Eggs Steady receipts.
$3.50. nearby white fancy Csc; nearby
mixed fancy, $50 CSC; fresh frsts. 27i4
The Topeka state journal. [volume] (Topeka, Kansas) 1892-1980, 1914-08-10

MOTHERS GARDEN.
1t stands walled IN by pickets gray ana
banks of r9yAI green.
and plots Of Bowers between:
Great peonies Of splendid hue, peoples OF
eastern dye. !.
sweetness 'may mot vie.
Mosaic strips Of heliotrope and tufts OF
silken phlox,
Geraniums with scarlet crest and gor-
Sweet mignonette and candytu3t, ana
portulR~~s too:
Forset-me-nots Of heavenly tint. sweet
peas and featherfew.
Old bachelors with buttons bright. and
maids OF long renown.
Attireo with quaint simplicity. IN faded.
Dispensing vet q subtle charm. more
On Potent potent t than the GLOW .,,.. ., ,.,-
Maternal pansies- keeping guard over a
laughing row
OF little flirts-~Ladies' Delight" they call
themselves. you know;
Their stately grahdmas' velvet gowns
they flaunt with easy grace.
And even initiate her caps. and little
puckered face:
In the dress-circle stand the peers OF this
ambrosiAl realm;
JonQuils In satin coats. and danes whose
Tho simpler folk. Tall feur-de-lis ut
Prtnces-feather smile.
But Japan lilies, proud grandees. hold
court alone the while
Pink almonds and the damask rose here
make themselves q home:
And all the Hebes, blush. cinnamon and
bridals, too, find room!
HavtShtng Scents!-the hummtn9 birds
who quar- these nectared cups.
And bees. spinning their golden wax. and
sgauzy fly who sups
From honeyed calyxes, enhance the
witchery Of scene.
Outspread on dewy morns OF June, az
eagerly I lean
To catch the roseate flush of dawn. while
yet the day-stars kiss
The little buds, till every lovely petal
CLOVIS with bliss!
Oh holy calm, oh depths OF peace!-
sweetened by mellow call
OF bluebirds to their timid mates, ere the
first sunbeams fall.
Then earth evults!-high carnival OF
song and tint and scent
Thrills every breast with symphonies OF
idyllic content.
Crisp morning-glor swift unfurl their
purple chahces,
Exhaling sweetest incense: while along
the trellises .--..
The climbing honeysuckle lifts its balsam-
freighted urn.
Distilling balm. az sunrise gems the
twinkling grass and fern.
-Cornelia F. Whitney, in National Mag
axfne for July.
The Topeka state journal. [volume] (Topeka, Kansas) 1892-1980, 1914-08-10
QUAKER INDICATIONS.

[From the Philadelphia Record.1
Don't let anybody make a fool of you.
Do It yourself.
A bigamist is a man who loves not
wisely but too often.
You make me soar!' remarked the
aeroplane to the aviator.
Many man who belongs to church
thinks he doesn't need any other fire
escape.
Conscience makes towards Of al
most as many people as does the fear
Of being found out.
It's all right to mount upward but
the fellow who falls from the top has
the farthest to fall.
Eve was probably the only woman
in the world who never gave her neigh
bors any cause for gossip.
It's pretty good sign q man il
| losing his memory when he no Longer
refers to the coffee his mother used tc
make.
Harduppe - Money talks. vol
know" Wigwag-"Yes, I have IRE.
quently noticed that you are q man OF
few Words
know thyself,' quoted the Wise
Guy. And yet we are told that ia.
mfliarity breeds contempt" added th<
Simple Mug.
Nell Mrs. Dashaway has more
tact than any woman know, Belle
Yes. She can even maK6 herhushand
believe he is having his own way
The Topeka state journal. [volume] (Topeka, Kansas) 1892-1980, 1914-08-10

Uncle Abner.
~ ROT K. NoULroN.

Uncle Abner.
There is never much use in trying to
scrape acquaintances with q Teller who
has got q new automobile.
There amt q quick lunch fiend in
this country who has got enough
strength OF mind to begin eating q
piece OF pie anywhere but at the small
end.
Deacons lint 20 straight laced as
they used to be. but they're quite a
lot safer in a hoas trade.
II there was q law -agin' gofh' to
church everybody would want to be
there an hour and q half before the
service started and there wouldn't be
standing room.
/ One Of the freaks Of human nature
y tie fact that the crowd IL always
disappointed when the firemen get the
nre under control before it has done
any damage.
There is nobody 30 unhappy as the
teller who spends his time tryin' to
figger out the future.
- long as the factories continue to
make red neckties somebody will wear
'em.