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Wood County reporter. [volume] (Grand Rapids [i.e. Wisconsin Rapids], Wis.) 1857-1923, 1914-10-29
Theoretical Activity.

Lady" said Flooding Pete, have
you any wood you want chopped"
yes, indeed"
How much?"
There's about half a cord that you
can start on"
'Thanky, ma'am. Could you lend me
a lead pencil and a piece of paper?"
Don't you want an ax?"
No. I'm representa- the Associa-
ton of Industrious Inspectors. The
secretary wants me to turn in report
on how much woodchoppin' there is to
be done in this township. It'll make a
right interesting paper to read at our
next meetin', an mebbe we can think
up some way O. gettin' it chopped"
Wood County reporter. [volume] (Grand Rapids [i.e. Wisconsin Rapids], Wis.) 1857-1923, 1914-10-29
Pass Pharmacy Test.

The Wisconsin state board Of
pharmacy on Saturday concluded its
examination. Out of the 81 applicants
present IT were granted certificates.
Registered pharmacist certificates
were granted to the following:
Edwin B. Rennebohm, Milwaukee;
Rex E. Mather, Superior; Joseph B.
Zych, Jr, Milwaukee; P. Amos Gruett,
Merrill; Molmer A. Roen, MenomOnie;
Walter J. Pergande, Milwaukee; Ray
mond T. LIE Mieux, Green Bay; Felix
J. Idziorek, Milwaukee; Clarence H.
Mees, CHntonville; AIoysius J. Dett-
laff, Milwaukee; Joseph F. Meyer,
Chiffon; Arthur S. Hessler, Amigo.
Assistant pharmacist certificates
were granted to the following:
Lester B. Hansen, Racine; Hans A.
Hansen; Madison; Roy Hutchinson,
Duluth, Mimi; Walter Gargen, Mil
waukee; Albert A. Lohr, Milwaukee.
The next meeting of the board will
be held in Madison on January 1915,
1915.
Wood County reporter. [volume] (Grand Rapids [i.e. Wisconsin Rapids], Wis.) 1857-1923, 1914-10-29
Rssants stone ThrnHInn.

Johnstown, Pa.-Russeu Williams.
the seyen-year-old son Of John VII
Wood County reporter. [volume] (Grand Rapids [i.e. Wisconsin Rapids], Wis.) 1857-1923, 1914-10-29
lime-juice kept in reserve for the

Hme-Juice kept in reserve for the
benefit of the sick and wounded.
Among the miscellaneous stores
which the commander of an army
corps looks to his commissariat de-
partment to furnish when called upon
are 100 tons of alum (for purifying
doubtful water), 40 tons of chloride of
lime, 10000 pounds of carbolic acid
powder, 10000 gallons of oil, and
some $4,000 pounds of candles. The
food supply for the horses and mules
is also on a generous scale, thou
sands of tons Of hay, oats, and bran
being always kept at the base in read
mess for instant dispatch to the
front
Wood County reporter. [volume] (Grand Rapids [i.e. Wisconsin Rapids], Wis.) 1857-1923, 1914-10-29

got me for everything. cleaning me
out down to a nickel"
In 1905 England visited Gravesend
track with Is cents in his pocket. He
won, bet again and won, and by night
had several hundred dollars. He quit
his job as a trolley conductor and
started following the ponies In less
than a year he was known TO have
won $4,000 Then he went broke.
Wood County reporter. [volume] (Grand Rapids [i.e. Wisconsin Rapids], Wis.) 1857-1923, 1914-10-29
SEXTONS WIFE DIGS GRAVES
Reason Made Known When He Takes
Abstinence Oath in Wilkes
Barre Court.

WiIkes-Barre, Pa.-Appearing in do
nestle relations court, Mrs. John
Shedlock, wife Of the sexton of Darling
Street Jewish cemetery, declared that
she was compelled to dig graves to
guarantee support of five children and
the preservation Of her husbands Job
To Judge Woodward she exhibited
check proving that the most recent
burial at the cemetery was in a grave
dug by herself and one of her sons, not
yet out of knee breeches. Her hus-
band, the regular sexton, took the
total abstinence pledge in court.
Wood County reporter. [volume] (Grand Rapids [i.e. Wisconsin Rapids], Wis.) 1857-1923, 1914-10-29
To Discuss Corporation Laws.

Scientific uniformity instead of "the
catch-as-catch-can" sort in the legisla-
ton of acts regulating and taxing cor
poratiOns doing interstate business,
will be discussed at the governors
conference in Madison November 1914.
Thirty governors and ten former
governors will be present, Secretary
Miles c. Riley announced He has re-
ceived a letter from President Wilson
expressing the hope that he may at
tend.
Two Of the six subjects for discus
sion have to do with the regulation of
corporations, and one with uniform
practices of states relating to extradi-
ton. A fourth subject also deals with
a phase of uniformity in that it raises
the question of the rights of the states
to control the natural resources with,
in their boundaries.
Wood County reporter. [volume] (Grand Rapids [i.e. Wisconsin Rapids], Wis.) 1857-1923, 1914-10-29
Annual Meet Next Month.

The annual convention of the East
ern district of the Christian Endeavor
union will be held in Waukesha No
yember 6, z and s.
Arrangements are being made for
entertainment of more than three hun
dred visitors. Some of the speakers
will be Charles G. Kindred, Chicago;
Or. George E. Hunt, Madison; Rev
erend Beale, Milwaukee; Rev. Roy
Brown, Philippine islands, and many
others.
Sunday night at the Baptist church
all of the local unions will hold a cor
porate meeting, followed by a conven-
tBb1 rally on the night of October 81,
when Rev. E. T. Farrill, Milwaukee,
will speak.
Wood County reporter. [volume] (Grand Rapids [i.e. Wisconsin Rapids], Wis.) 1857-1923, 1914-10-29

Citizens ventured close to his tent,
passed a SO bill to him, with the aid
Of fishing pole, and advised him to
get out of town. Pavana promptly
shook the dust of Martinez from his
heels.
J. K. Ormsby, deputy district attor-
ney here. was told by Pavana that he
was not a real leper," that his attic
ton was only eczema.
Il say I'm leper," Ormsby quotes
him as saying, land people always give
me money to move on. It's what you
call an easy graft"
Wood County reporter. [volume] (Grand Rapids [i.e. Wisconsin Rapids], Wis.) 1857-1923, 1914-10-29
Equippinq an Aurlculturist.

"How's your boy Josh doing?"
Well" replied Farmer Corntossel,
Josh is a smart boy and mighty
willin', but I'm goin' to have to send
him to school some more before l can
depend on him for help on the farm"
why, he is a well educated young
man"
Yes, but he's got to specialize. I'm
goin' to keep him studyin' geology
until he kin recognize a rock before
he hits it with a plow."
Wood County reporter. [volume] (Grand Rapids [i.e. Wisconsin Rapids], Wis.) 1857-1923, 1914-10-29
HE'S LEPER FOR GRAFT ONLY
CONFESSION of California Laborer Who
Says He Gets Money to
"Move On"

Oakland, Cal-Jose Pavana a Maxi-
can who, according to the superintend-
ent and three physicians of the county
hospital at Martinez, is a leper. was
found working here with a Santa Fe
track gang.
He was picked up on the streets of
MARTINEZ and isolated on a vacant lot
Wood County reporter. [volume] (Grand Rapids [i.e. Wisconsin Rapids], Wis.) 1857-1923, 1914-10-29
Will Continue Experiments.

Recognizing the value and impor-
lance of Wisconsin's cranberry crop,
the university board Of regents has ac-
cepted the offer of cranberry growers
of the state TO appropriate $500 for
continuance of experimental work
upon some Of their larger bogs. An
Investigation was detailed to have
charge of the experimentation.
Wisconsin now ranks third in the
United States in the production of
cranberries, $4,000 barrels being an av-
erage aggregate yield.
Wood County reporter. [volume] (Grand Rapids [i.e. Wisconsin Rapids], Wis.) 1857-1923, 1914-10-29
STATE COWS EARN
HUNDRED MILLION
Output of Dairy Products Ex-
eeeds S1OO,OOO,000.
INCREASE OVER IS PER CENT
j. @. Emery, Wisconsin Dairy and
Food Commissioner, Issues BIZ
enniai Aforementioned Boost
for Farmers.

ACKNOWLEDGEMENTS annual out
put of dairy products exceeds $780,
100000. This is the startling state
ment contained in the forthcoming
biennial report Of Dairy and Food
Commissioner J. O. Emery.
This is an increase of more than
IS per cent in five years, the United
States census report for 1910 giving
the total value Of all Wisconsin dairy
products for 1909 as $53,868,028.
While Mr.. Emery's figures are an
estimate rather than a compilation,
the same is admitted to be true Of
those in the United States census re-
port. Mr.. Emery says his estimate is
conservative.
Wood County reporter. [volume] (Grand Rapids [i.e. Wisconsin Rapids], Wis.) 1857-1923, 1914-10-29
A Considerate Wife.

"A beauty specialist offered me a
would make me look ten years young
err" said Mrs. Twobble.
why didn't you try it?" asked Mr..
Twobble from behind his paper.
She wanted s25 for the recipe" an
swered Mrs. Twobble, land 1 was
afraid the price would make you look
ten years older"
Wood County reporter. [volume] (Grand Rapids [i.e. Wisconsin Rapids], Wis.) 1857-1923, 1914-10-29
Postmasters Are Named.

Following nominations of Wisconsin
postmasters sent to the senate: Frank
Heiderer, Butternut; James McEntee,
Deforest; E. w. Baker, Greenwood;
Thomas F. Powers, Mauston; A. H.
Craig, Mukwonaga; Charles T.
o'Brien, Necedah; T. L. Clary, Platte
Vile; Francis H. Metcalf, Reedsburg:
Frank J. Haas, Richland Center; F. ].
Eagan, Muscoda
Wood County reporter. [volume] (Grand Rapids [i.e. Wisconsin Rapids], Wis.) 1857-1923, 1914-10-29
ONCE WORTH s25o,0o0: POOR
Betting 6egsar" Began With rs
Cents-Goes Up, Comes Down
Charged With Theft.

New York.-Arraigned in court on
a charge of robbing a house, Frank
England, former street car conduc-
tor, who ran up rs cents to $3.50, 900,
told how he had squandered his
riches.
81 couldn't quit the betting game"
he said, "and in the end they got me
Wood County reporter. [volume] (Grand Rapids [i.e. Wisconsin Rapids], Wis.) 1857-1923, 1914-10-29
Discussing Their Wives.

at takes my wife so long TO dress
when We want to go to the city that
we always miss the train" complained
the first surburbanite. How is your
wife? I don't hear you kick much"
MY wife has a system that isn't so
pad" said the second suburbanite.
shes so late for one train that she's
generally on time for the next"
Wood County reporter. [volume] (Grand Rapids [i.e. Wisconsin Rapids], Wis.) 1857-1923, 1914-10-29
Off Her Mind.

Heat last we are alone. I've been
waiting for this chance.
She-So have I.
He (pIeased) You know, then,
that I wanted TO ask you to be my
wife
She-Yes, and wanted to say NO"
emphaticaIly and get it over with
Boston Evening Transcript.
Wood County reporter. [volume] (Grand Rapids [i.e. Wisconsin Rapids], Wis.) 1857-1923, 1914-10-29
Teachers Meeting Is Open.

Twenty-Five hundred delegates. the
largest in the history of the North
western Teachers association. at
tended the opening session in the city
OF Eau Claire
Stanley L. Krebs of Wanamaker in
stitute, Philadelphia. was the princi-
pal speaker.
Crowding prominent educators from
the spotlight was a detailed demon
stration of the latest methods of in
structing young America by use of
moving picture apparatus and stere-
opticon lectures.
Wood County reporter. [volume] (Grand Rapids [i.e. Wisconsin Rapids], Wis.) 1857-1923, 1914-10-29
Safety First.

How is it that you do not serve
finger bowls after meals?" asked the
travelling man who was stopping at the
Bon Ton hotel In Hicksburg.
why, the state legislature passed a
law aboiishing the common drinking
cup" replied the waiter.-Cincinnati
Enquirer
Wood County reporter. [volume] (Grand Rapids [i.e. Wisconsin Rapids], Wis.) 1857-1923, 1914-10-29
Labor Party Has Ticket.

Petitions for the nomination of can
didates of the Social-Labor party for
state officers were filed in the office
of Secretary Of State Donald, the nom
inees being:
For gOyernor-John vienthaler, Mil,
waukee
Lieutenant governor-CarI Pietscb
Manitowoc.
Secretary of state-John Ream. Ken.
osha.
State treasurer-T. Horn, Milwaukee,
Attorney-general-Bert Manspeath-
er, Racine
Wood County reporter. [volume] (Grand Rapids [i.e. Wisconsin Rapids], Wis.) 1857-1923, 1914-10-29
Hard to Tell,

you see, when the dog wags his
tail he's pleased said the farmer to
the city boy.
Yes, I know" replied the boy;
"but when the COW wags her tail
can't tell if she's pleased or if it's only
f1ies!"
Wood County reporter. [volume] (Grand Rapids [i.e. Wisconsin Rapids], Wis.) 1857-1923, 1914-10-29
Pastors End Convention.

The annual convention of the Co.
lumbia County Sunday School associa-
ton closed at Wyocena, after several
days session. Officers elected were:
Rev. 1. W. Bingham of Portage. presi-
dent; Rev, W. H. Penn of Portage.
vice-p president; corresponding secre-
tary, S. f. Wood of Pardeeville: re-
cording secretary, Mrs. F. H. McNutt
of Portage; treasurer. Rev. A. ].
Eyenson of Rio. S. F. Wood was
selected state delegate to the Grand
Rapids convention and Rev. I. W
Bingham of Portage. alternate.
Wood County reporter. [volume] (Grand Rapids [i.e. Wisconsin Rapids], Wis.) 1857-1923, 1914-10-29
PeriInIs Amusement

"And what" said the great special
ist, do you consider to have been the
cause of your husbands sudden and
complete COLLAPSED"
He insisted on trying to follow a
story in the moving pictures" Lon.
don Punch.
Wood County reporter. [volume] (Grand Rapids [i.e. Wisconsin Rapids], Wis.) 1857-1923, 1914-10-29
Well informed

Are you keeping up with the war
news, dearie?"
Indeed l am! Three Swiss battle
ships were sunk yesterday by Ger
man cruisers and President CarbajaI
of France is leading the French army
against the Belgians"
Wood County reporter. [volume] (Grand Rapids [i.e. Wisconsin Rapids], Wis.) 1857-1923, 1914-10-29
Watson Family on the Increase.

Wabash, Ind.-Mr. and Mrs. Thorn
as Watson, residing near here, became
grandparents on three consecutive
days. Three visits were made BY the
stork TO the homes of their sons, Ross,
John and Job. The new arrivals ara
all daughters.
Wood County reporter. [volume] (Grand Rapids [i.e. Wisconsin Rapids], Wis.) 1857-1923, 1914-10-29
Gossip.

"Do you know, Mrs. Spundnagel, my
husband is assistant furnace tender at
the castle and l could tell you all sorts
of things, all sorts of happenings and
secrets-and all as true as I am sitting
here-if only / could get a word out
Of that boob of husband of mine"
-FIiegende Batter (Munich).
Wood County reporter. [volume] (Grand Rapids [i.e. Wisconsin Rapids], Wis.) 1857-1923, 1914-10-29
Conference for Fond du Lac.

The third international conference
Of the Wisconsin Federation of
Churches will be held in Fond du Lac
November 4-5.
An elaborate program of addresses
and papers by pastors of every de
nomination in the state has been pre-
pared and will occupy the morning and
afternoon sessions. Charles Stelzle,
New York, and L. p. Lochner. Chicago,
secretary of the western branch Of the
American Peace society, are the prin-
cipal speakers and will address the
Two night sessions of the conference.
officers of the federation are: Presi-
dent, F. w. c. Meyer, Milwaukee; vice
presidents, T. w. Dorward, Milwau-
kee; H. A. Miner, Madison; r. S. DON
aldson, Milwaukee; secretary, E. c.
Dixon, and treasurer, w. ]. Mckay,
Madison.
Wood County reporter. [volume] (Grand Rapids [i.e. Wisconsin Rapids], Wis.) 1857-1923, 1914-10-29

hams, who lives near Hastings. was
fatally injured by an enraged colt.
after the animal had been hit BY
large stone thrown at him by one OF
crowd of boys at play.
Wood County reporter. [volume] (Grand Rapids [i.e. Wisconsin Rapids], Wis.) 1857-1923, 1914-10-29
Slim Support.

you don't like Wigs"
NO
Still, if he were drowning you would
try to save him, wouldn't your"
ooh, yes. I would throw him my
walking stick"
Wood County reporter. [volume] (Grand Rapids [i.e. Wisconsin Rapids], Wis.) 1857-1923, 1914-10-29

In Martinez Favana professed to be
unable to understand English.
DR.. William Hough, the Martinez
hospital superintendent, said that not
withstanding Pavana's statement to
Ormsby, the Mexican without doubt
was suffering from Ieprosy.
Wood County reporter. [volume] (Grand Rapids [i.e. Wisconsin Rapids], Wis.) 1857-1923, 1914-10-29
His figures are
These figures were obtained

These figures were obtained as
follows" says Mr.. Emery: For the
number of pounds of creamery butter,
the number of pounds reported in the
thirteenth United States census, based
upon the year 1909, was increased by
one-half the average annual percent
age Of increase of the years 1905 to
1909 inclusive and the value of this
butter was estimated at the average
price of Wisconsin butter sold during
the years 1910, 1911. 1912 and 1913.
For the number of pounds of farm
made butter, the number reported in
the thirteenth United States census
for the year 1909 was decreased by
the average annual percentage Of de-
crease for the years 1905 to 1909 in
elusive. The value of this butter was
estimated at 25 cents per pound.
For the number of pounds of fac
tory made cheese, the number of
pounds reported in the thirteenth
United States census based upon the
year 1909 was increased by the aver
age annual percentage of increase for
the years 1905 to 1909 inclusive and
the value of this cheese was estimated
at Is cents a pound.
For the number of pounds of farm
made cheese, the number reported in
the thirteenth United States census
for the year 1909 was decreased by
the average annual percentage of de-
crease for the years 1905 to 1909 in
elusive. The value of this cheese was
estimated at 10 cents a pound.
The amount Of milk produced on
the farms and not sold to creameries,
cheese factories and condenseries was
estimated as the amount used for
family consumption by the total popu-
lation of the state.
The estimate of the value of the
market cream, including that used for
Ice cream manufacture, is based upon
the observation of members Of the
dairy and food department and the
amount of cream sold in 1909
The value of cream and milk
shipped to Chicago. ST. Paul, Mime
apolis, Dubuque and other points out
side of Wisconsin was estimated by
data obtained by representatives of
the department in their field work"
Wood County reporter. [volume] (Grand Rapids [i.e. Wisconsin Rapids], Wis.) 1857-1923, 1914-10-29
Sad to Say.

Il notice, Harry, you're up against
it again"
What do you mean?"
THAT bench you're leaning against
has been freshly painted"
Wood County reporter. [volume] (Grand Rapids [i.e. Wisconsin Rapids], Wis.) 1857-1923, 1914-10-29
a Mean Trick

Here comes Professor Grubbins.
Watch me have a little fun at his ex'
pense"
What are you going to do?"
I'm going to split an infinitive just
to make him Writhe"
Wood County reporter. [volume] (Grand Rapids [i.e. Wisconsin Rapids], Wis.) 1857-1923, 1914-10-29
A Bad Sian.

How does Henry like your cook
ng?" asked her mother.
He doesn't say anything" answered
the bride, "but he signs every time
be takes a biscuit"
Wood County reporter. [volume] (Grand Rapids [i.e. Wisconsin Rapids], Wis.) 1857-1923, 1914-10-29
Fined s25 for KILLING Thrush

Yonkers, n. Y.-Ernest GRILL SOL
Of Nicola Grill, deceased banker was
fined s25 by City Judge Beau Cor
shooting song bird, a thrush, in the
woods near Dunwoodie.
Wood County reporter. [volume] (Grand Rapids [i.e. Wisconsin Rapids], Wis.) 1857-1923, 1914-10-29
Not Well Informed

This is a queer town"
why SOP"
81 don't think l was ever in a place
where people had a more superficial
knowledge of baseball"
Wood County reporter. [volume] (Grand Rapids [i.e. Wisconsin Rapids], Wis.) 1857-1923, 1914-10-29
Currency Discussion,

Are you in favor of coming three
cent piece?"
Yes The only trouble will be to
find something that you can buy with
II
Wood County reporter. [volume] (Grand Rapids [i.e. Wisconsin Rapids], Wis.) 1857-1923, 1914-10-29
Scribbler-So your father likes my
poetry. Is he much of a critic?
Edith-Why, of course, not!
Off and On

az do not like him." murmurs Kate.
Such hangers on I simply hatew
Her rival answers with a scott:
II think you mean such hangers OFF,
Wood County reporter. [volume] (Grand Rapids [i.e. Wisconsin Rapids], Wis.) 1857-1923, 1914-10-29
In Another Djrec+icr

Church, noticed when the dent
list was pulling that tooth that your
face was turned toward heaven.
Gotham-My face may have been
but my thoughts were not"
Wood County reporter. [volume] (Grand Rapids [i.e. Wisconsin Rapids], Wis.) 1857-1923, 1914-10-29
A New Way.

"The Russians are trying to do
some electrifying work"
''In what way?"
Didn't you see where they were
stringing the Poles?"
Wood County reporter. [volume] (Grand Rapids [i.e. Wisconsin Rapids], Wis.) 1857-1923, 1914-10-29
The Retort Courteous.

She-Why are you so unlike me in
company? Why is it you talk so little?
He-Because, my dear, I wait until
1 have something to say.
Wood County reporter. [volume] (Grand Rapids [i.e. Wisconsin Rapids], Wis.) 1857-1923, 1914-10-29
A Modest Yearn.

The fountain of eternal youth
neither seek nor dream about,
But 1 would like some stuff, forsooth,
To keep my hair from falling out.
Wood County reporter. [volume] (Grand Rapids [i.e. Wisconsin Rapids], Wis.) 1857-1923, 1914-10-29
The Explanation.

81 heard that Bill made money so
fast that lately he retired"
Eyes; he was sent to the peniten-
tiary for counterfeiting.
Wood County reporter. [volume] (Grand Rapids [i.e. Wisconsin Rapids], Wis.) 1857-1923, 1914-10-29
Prudent Precaution.

81 will show you my love not by
words but by deeds"
81 think, dear, you had better show
the deeds to our lawyer"
Wood County reporter. [volume] (Grand Rapids [i.e. Wisconsin Rapids], Wis.) 1857-1923, 1914-10-29
Mixed Medicine.

Bill-Now, they say sand is good
for dyspepsia.
Jill-That's right. Eat plenty of
sugar.
Wood County reporter. [volume] (Grand Rapids [i.e. Wisconsin Rapids], Wis.) 1857-1923, 1914-10-29
Imcat Ient,
IiGHLs
in evolution

DO you believe in evolution"
yes" replied Mr. Growcher. my
only objection to the idea is that in a
lot Of cases 1t doesn't work fast
enough
Wood County reporter. [volume] (Grand Rapids [i.e. Wisconsin Rapids], Wis.) 1857-1923, 1914-10-29
Hard 70 Tell.

Upon the soubrette's head, as such,
Appears a wealth Of hair"
We wonder If 1t cost her much,
Or if it tUEt grew there.
Wood County reporter. [volume] (Grand Rapids [i.e. Wisconsin Rapids], Wis.) 1857-1923, 1914-10-29

First Novelist (who writes historical
noveIs)-I hate to hear Boozem talk
when he's intoxicated.
Second novelist (who writes dialect
stories)-So do l. He doesn't speak
with the correct dialect of intoxication
at all.
Wood County reporter. [volume] (Grand Rapids [i.e. Wisconsin Rapids], Wis.) 1857-1923, 1914-10-29
Quite Different

Il hear young Gobble has a case of
rapid consumption"
You wouldn't doubt it if you ever
saw him at the table"
Wood County reporter. [volume] (Grand Rapids [i.e. Wisconsin Rapids], Wis.) 1857-1923, 1914-10-29
Printers, Ink PeonIe

This world fierce terror would disclose
In numerous directions,
II people looked and talked Ike thosa
PORTRAYED n comic sections
Wood County reporter. [volume] (Grand Rapids [i.e. Wisconsin Rapids], Wis.) 1857-1923, 1914-10-29
His Attitude

Il suppose Jones is crazy over his
new automobile, isn't he?"
Il think he is crazy when he's under
IL -
Wood County reporter. [volume] (Grand Rapids [i.e. Wisconsin Rapids], Wis.) 1857-1923, 1914-10-29
The Saturation Point,

How are you fixed financially, old
man."
I'm at the saturation point"
What do you mean?"
'At the point where I've got to soak
something. Boston Transcript.
The Big Sandy news. [volume] (Louisa, Ky.) 1885-1929, 1914-07-24
1900 Gallons Of Beer Destroyed.

Parkersburg. w. Va. July ITO
avoid paying the Federal tax local
brewing company today had r. L. Hays
dannty internal revenue collector, sup
arvise the destruction of 1900 gallons
of beer which had been lett over "neii
West Virginia went dry July l. me
beer was run out Of the watts into the
Little Kanawha river. Under the pro-
hibition law intoxicants can no longer
he manufactured or sold in the State
The Big Sandy news. [volume] (Louisa, Ky.) 1885-1929, 1914-07-24
NJ. E. CHURCH, SOUTH.

Sunday School at 300 a. m. Make
a special effort to be present Sunday
Preaching services at 1890 a. m. and
1880 p. m. Morning Subject: THE
Christians Supply House" Evening
"Christ's Standard Of Discipleship."
Junior League at 1880 p. m. Senior
League at $3.50 p. M, Mrs. H. Q. Sulli-
van leader.
Young Peoples Missionary Society
will meet with Miss Chattie Sullivan
next Saturday at $3.50 p. m. The Jun
iors with Miss Elizabeth Yates at 2:oC
p. m.
Just little more than one month
until the session of the Annual Confer
ence. Let us plan to make full re-
ports on all items.
b. NJ. KEITH, Pastor.