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TaÌˆgliches Cincinnatier volksblatt. [volume] (Cincinnati [Ohio]) 1885-1919, 1914-04-25
9dgliher Wtarftberi@t.
Gineinnati. "a 2lpril.

GiHetnnati. 9 "a. 4pril.
Si. na9foIssnosn Quotirunsen Be-
siebeH iid nur aui gnsrps 5rans,
attioneH. g.i tlsir.ren G.I4dften
perS.n .tpas bOb,rs pr.ii. b.r.dn.t.
proptfionen.
Der Wartt mar rubig, preiI, Iteiia.
g 4muls. prima Sieom
9.80-9.90c I. o. 3.
Srod.ngefal3enes TIeifd
Sbrrt clear Sriisn 12-123c. ibort
Ripp,nisitsH 11a-12c, ertra ibort
clear S.itsn 1875, G6ult.rn IL
-11ie. Bellies 131-13te Iuf. unb sc
mebr p.rpadt.
Bacon. - Gbort clear Geit,n
13-134e. trr3. Rippsnfsit.n 12a-
13c. ertra Ibort clear Seiten 12i-
13e. SduItern 12-12ic uno Beetles
14s-14sc IOie unb 4c per pfunD
msbr perpadt.
Sugar gureb TI.iI6. =
SdiHi.n 16-16t. gicnie GtuIteru
12s-13c. Br,a,fait Bacon l9-2Oc'
S9ultern 121-13e, glep gort Gut
GduItern 12a-13c, trod.ne 9esfs
S6inien S2700-2s.OO.
Si3sep0telt.s GIetft-I
S9ini.n 13t-14c. pienic Sdultern
10a-11c, Bellies 15-16c, Gdu.t.rn
lille, NeU Yort Gut Lille.
Grif9es Gteii9. - Gdin.
Ten 13-13tc, picair StuItsrr 10s
lit, SauIt.rn 10t-11c, fbort
Ripp.nIeitsn 11-11lc, ibort clear |
Seiteu 11-11se. srtra ibort Seiten
ano9a-11i. Bellies 13s-15s pro
pfunb.
Webl unb @ttr.tbt.
Wehl. - Wintsr patsnt $4.25-l
4.50, Wint,r Jnnep S3.9O-4.15. |
Winier Sancp S3.90-4.15. W,inter
JamiIp $3.20-3.50, ertra $500
3.15, orSinGr.s $2.75-2.e5, soart,r
gDei5sn pateut $3.75 $3.50, DO. fanep
S3.S5-4.25, DO. 5amilD S3.50-3.75.
Rossenmebl, norbpeiilih semifdtes
S3.75-3.90. rsin,s gitp S4.1O-
4.20, e.mif9t.s $3.S0-4.10 Der gbI. |
Wsisen. - Ro. Q roib.r Wint,r
1880, Ro. 3 DO. 1886, gao. A
rotbsr $500 per 9u.
WeIfhtp-n No. 2 tpeib,s
72-721c 90. 8 fpeibes 71-72e, To.
DO. 69a-7oic. 20. 2 ssIbss 70-l
TaÌˆgliches Cincinnatier volksblatt. [volume] (Cincinnati [Ohio]) 1885-1919, 1914-04-25
Der ueue 2esierunssprdff-
Dent.
Bon u nna V q SLENDER erG

Ger 9erein Der 2anopirtbe feierte
Iiein iiinfllno5rpan3igjdbriges Subj
! ldum nit einem gIdnaeu0eu Iiner i'm
Ratbsteller. Sn tiinitleriifem &Iu'
meuifmuf prangte Der Saal, uno
| 5inter Dem Sonorutiorentiit, Ser
auergeiteat Ole lnngeu Safeln mitein-
amber oerban6, ragte cine prdttige
,5laggenoetorotion auf Die elm rieii.
qes, 6laues S6il0 iungab, nit oen
Ramcn Der peroierItpoaen 0fitglies
Der. S5eooh oas Elacieren Ser 8dite
bate Den 5eitOr0nern uiel Gorge ge'
maht.
Ter ueue Re9ieruugs sprdiioent iou.
te nntiirIid Den Gbreniit einnebmcu.
gtum befanb lid inter oen6eittbeiIneb,
mern 3irettor ll0oelou, oeS 8rdiioer.
ten erfIGrter Teino. Wtit itrcnaer Sri.
iii bate cr Die poIitiide 2auibabn oes
Iettereu perfolgt, lauge bepor oieIcr
iein glut angetreteu. gSabreu0 ibrcr
Qemeiniamen Sislmqrn i'm Retd}s.
tag hattie er linn itets entgegenaenr.
beitet llno in ciner 9feibe itanoaloier
3eitllngoartifel iiber 0eIen 9eiugnib
ais geauter ieine Wfeimlug gcduBert
umo linn foriuIif oie @bre nbgeibnit.
ten. &onnte oieier Wiauu nun al oen
Gid oes oereblten Erdiioenten pla,
ciert neroen? Ias mdre pobl cine
9eleiOiglng iiir ben leeteren gene.
len. glnoererieits 0urfte man Gireftor
llooeIop feineSpegS ausibIieBen Sros
ieinec 9lnarifte, Ole ibm piele Sem.
DC 0eriflaift batter, mar er Elm an.
BERT tiid)tiger Wenid], Der Die @cI6ai.
te ieiner (SeieIIldlait altf ons oortreif'
Ittitc iiibrtc, Der iid) ais ReidstagSs
berportbat, mo Der Die
IeBte Observation-Disclosures sluslteQuug
erioIareih geleitet bate.
Ger @oriiBenSe bes @ereius bate
nit Inn iiber Die Sade geiprodeh.
Gb es i6m nidt lmangenebm ipGre,
nit oem ISraiiOenten 5uiammeuSutreI.
len, uno oh er nidIt cine @eih1itsrei,
e porid'ieben fonne. SSeoo6 llooel6b
oeriiterta ibmL fiibl Iddelno, oub Die.
e 9egegnung ibm 0urhaus niht
oeinIid) lei.
"a betpies oie 6rau 6es @iirger.
neiiters pieoer eiunal lire @epanot.
leit lmO ibreu bep1brten Saft.
Sic lieB ben Sonoratiorentii6 70
,ne einritten, Dab er mur iiir nen
erdiioenten, ben 9iirserneiiter uno
zen gpritaro oes Sereins nebit ibren
TaÌˆgliches Cincinnatier volksblatt. [volume] (Cincinnati [Ohio]) 1885-1919, 1914-04-25
Gbitaga "a. qlpril.

6 4icago, "a. qpril.
8eiasn.-66iir W2ai 92s-93c, am
S6lub 923c; fiir Juli 87-87sc, am
S6Iub S74c.
Rais.-SHr Ilai e44-65c, am
S6lub 64sc; fir SuIi 64-644c, an
Sdlub 643c.
6afsr.-far Rai a74-37Ec, am
S4Iub 37sc; fiir SuIi 373-37gc,
an S9lub 374c.
gOrt.-s19.85 per gbl. Sir Wlai
$19.75-19.85, am Salub $19.85;
fir sSuli S19.92-20.05, am G8lub
$20.05.
S6mals. $500 2per 100 gfuno.
iFiir Dfoi S10.O0-10.05, am S6lub
S10.05; fir SuIi $10.17-10.30, am
SbluB $10.22.
Rippenieitsn. S1o62-11.0O per
100 pfuno. iFiir Wai $10.S5-10.92,
am SdluB $1,000; fir Suli $11.02
Hip. am SdluB $11.1O.
9uiter.-Wdr,t unperGnbert.
Gier.-preiis nisbriser; 3ufubr
22.365 &iiten; an Martt, aiften elm
gei6lofen, $17l-19e, orbinGre firIts
173-1S4c; firits 1916.
aGie.-Wilrti unberdnbert.
&artoffeln. -preiie nisbriser; 3uz
fubr AZ WaggonIaounsen.
9efliiael. 2ebsnbes unperdHoert.
TaÌˆgliches Cincinnatier volksblatt. [volume] (Cincinnati [Ohio]) 1885-1919, 1914-04-25
eSluk'0 abribten.
e am tag, 20. 9lpril 1914.

Gam tag, %. 2lpril 1914.
0ber6alb QouisoiQe 1T Der 5luB i'm
5ousn begriffen. gei 9ieIiger Staot
bate berfsIbe gsItsrn Qbeno sinen
Baisrituno Oon 34.1 SUB.
Die foIgsuben 0epsI6en trafsn
Dd6rsno pss asitrigsn Cages bier elm:
qittsburg, Bats 6uB Ii. fdGt
WksIin9. 70. 9a.-14.3 unb fGQt.
gartersburg, 80. 8a.-17.0 uno FGlt
aanatpba Sails, 90. 8a.-5.8, fGQt.
Gbarlestor, SO. @a.-7.6 unb fdGt.
9ortsmoutb, C.-31.1 SUB unb fGQt.
2OuisDille. Sp.-12.8 unb iteigt.
Gpanspils, Snb.-27.2 unb itsigt.
geRn.-21.7 unb ftsigt.
Chattanooga, genn.-18.5 unb fdlt.
GairO, Sl.-33.3 SUB unb fdGt.
Utsmp6is, gsnn,-29.7 unb fdQt.
TaÌˆgliches Cincinnatier volksblatt. [volume] (Cincinnati [Ohio]) 1885-1919, 1914-04-25

Tic. 80. 3 bo. e9-7oc, 80. A bo
I68-69c, go. 2 gemif6tes 7o-71c
Po. 3 DO. 69-70c, 80. a bo. g.
|69c per 8u.; iueibes aoIbentorn 72-
74c, aelbes bo. 73-75c, semif6tes
DO. 72-74c.
6afer.-Po. 2 ipeiber 42-42ac,
Stanbarb psiber 41a-42c, Ro. 8
fpeiber 401-41e. 80. 4 ipsibsr 80
40c, glo. 2 semii4ter 40s-41ac, SO.
9 DO. 40-405s, 30. A bo. 38t-391c.
@oqgen.-Ro. 2 66-67c, Hp.
3 bo. 63-64c. go. a bo. 54-61c.
@erfe.-Ro 2 ssriibjabrs sc -
zoe. Ro. 3 bo. 60-65c per 8u.
Dbisfe
@ertauft fpurben 653 9bls. Oi>
filters finiTbeS @oobs auf fsr Bats
bon $1.35 per GaIone.
@ror'r'ss.
3dffee Wdrtt rubig. preiIe
TaÌˆgliches Cincinnatier volksblatt. [volume] (Cincinnati [Ohio]) 1885-1919, 1914-04-25
MetaQ Ntarft.

g 2 n Nprf. "a. Din

Rem Yort, "a. Qpril.
Gupfer.-Ylartt nominel; Spot
unb Suni $13.O0-13.75; Glectrolptic
S1425-14.50; gate Hominell; Gait
inas S13.87-14.O0.
3in.-Narit ibtpad gu $34.20-
34.50; Suni $34,30-34.62.
giIen.-Wartt unperdHbert.
glntimou. -War.t flau. goOtiOn's
S7.25.
TaÌˆgliches Cincinnatier volksblatt. [volume] (Cincinnati [Ohio]) 1885-1919, 1914-04-25
etrstsnba ts.aii!su.
0ab. ssnbs unb aiiisn IN Hsp psri.

Desef Oehor nnp attsh ~ ps~ BSss.
Gelb -on caa' Durbs 81 ~ - 296 aus.
gelieben.
yrima @ei6aftspapiere wuroen gu az
~ bisfoRfi-t.
Stirling grhauge III feit.--Sidt
s4.S4H--4S6.
BuHoes Dbfiqattontn paren
idpad uno ipurbtn wis folg! qxotirt:
Der. Staatsn RtfuHbirung 2 297K--9sH,
gsb., ~ resiitrirte 109--l10H geb. Gon'
pons l09H aeb., 81 rsgiitrirtt 101 = 102.
Coupons lol--102, Banana Regiiterso go
s64 get., DO. Coupon 80. 100--102'
Nftienm arft. - Guh beute ipurbe
ipieoer siH itarfer 9iud gum gertaufen aus.
9eiibt unb bic greiie tatteH III lsibsn. Ser
Uaarft idiot idDah unb bic Salubnoti'
runssn itanoen OurGwes untsr oensH uon
gsittrn.
TaÌˆgliches Cincinnatier volksblatt. [volume] (Cincinnati [Ohio]) 1885-1919, 1914-04-25
s bicago, "a. 9(pril

s6peins -3ufu6r 1900; Ulartt
itGrfsr. Die meiiteu 8ertdufe 6ra9ten
$8.60-8.65, lst6te $8.5O-8.75, gez
miifte $8.45-8.725, idnere 1925
$3.50. rdubs $8.25-S.4O, 5ertel
$7.25-8.40.
9tinbDieb.-3ufu6r 1000; WIartt
itetia. geepss $7.10-9.2O, 2eras
Stisrs $7.10-S.1O, Stoters uno
iFssoers $5.50-8.15, a;ibe unb 6eis
fers $3.70-8.5O, &Gl6sr 5000
$50.
TaÌˆgliches Cincinnatier volksblatt. [volume] (Cincinnati [Ohio]) 1885-1919, 1914-04-25
Mustpdrtige Wtartte.
en gort, "a. 9(prtl.

Rem gOrt, "a. elpril.
Mebl.-Wartt itetiq.
Ho9genmebl. -Ulartt istia.
Ntaismebl. Nartt Itetig.
Hoagsn.-Wartt rubia.
0erite. .-Wartt rubia
Wei5en.-Wldrtt itstiQ. go. 9 bar.
ter gDinter $1.01z c, i. {. Rem g)orf
yio. 2 rOtber $105a en- glepator
ylo. l Rortbern DULUTH s1.02 uni
gao. / Wionitoba Northern s1.O1s +
o. b. >
ais.-Marft itsftg. 10. 3 aelber
75tc {. /. (. Bel 4ntunft.
0afer.-Wartt rubia.
1futter.-Wartt itstig.
Seu.-Wartt ru1iq.
!6opfen.-Martt itetig.
Saute.-Marft itetig.
QeOer.-Wartt felt.
gort.-Martt taum itetig.
geef-Martt itstig.
Gut Wsats.-Martt itetia.
S3mol5 -Wartt Iei6t. Mibble
Beit $10.20-10.30; Raffinirtes
Isi6t; Continent $10.8O; Soutb
2(merica $11.60, COMPOUND ru6iq.
5ala -Wartt flau.
gaumpoliaamen0l. -Wartt leitt.
primd CONNER seI6ss $730-743.
VetrOleum. -Mcrtt itetig.
Woae. -Wartt iietig.
6ar3.-Uiarft ruhig.
9erpentin.- .-Martt Isi9t.
Rsis.-Marft ru6ig.
WIolaiIe.-Wartt ru6ia.
3uder.-R Robsr left; MlolaiTss g.
36t; Centrifugal 3.01t; Raffinirter
itstig.
TaÌˆgliches Cincinnatier volksblatt. [volume] (Cincinnati [Ohio]) 1885-1919, 1914-04-25
yDnt Weiontarft.
Gineinnatt "a. april 1914.

Gk RaAfrags mad Tarleten mar i,br
mdbta unb @elb III ninig. oa bic 8nnfer
msbr ole grniigenbe 5oubs an Sanb bab,n.
Uir Sarieben on eall" ipurben uDn ben
HaHifn S--4hs 6ere6nst uno @eitdftspa.
plers ipnroen 5u o - 6% bisfontirt. Sic
Rafltr plaeirten 9arlsben .on cal~ su AZ
unb auf Belt su 4H-5%.
nsedid anf Wep BORT.
purbea bu Bari 5tuilhen Banieu pertauft.
PIG 0ounterrats b.trdst soc gramie per
1900.
mtdid nnf Gnrspa.
tsifer. Die foIsenoeu Guotirunsen iinb ~
berihttn:
soneon, Taae ei&t, s4.ss per 6; 60
1a9e Siht, 1886 ptr 6; paris, Gage
Sidt bl6 5ranes per s1e0; 90 Iaas Sidt,
6lS Branes per 500; fir geutidlanb, 4
1ase St6t, Wnrt s5K - 854, DO. 60
aaae SiHt, 94K-s44c.
Sotumtntarp Bills auf gonbon puroen
~ A.ss4, auf Glasgow ,u $4.s8K uno auf
Ueliait 3u s4-ss4 utrtanft.
eansfs,c cbnsafsnsm.
riIbig ano iGDa6 Tie eanlen quOtirsn
TaÌˆgliches Cincinnatier volksblatt. [volume] (Cincinnati [Ohio]) 1885-1919, 1914-04-25
Yiebmdrfte.

Cincinnati. "a. glprit.
3ufubr uno 9eriaubt pGbreno Der
perfloHeHeu "a 5tunbsn, psraIi5en
nit ben porbergebsnbeu A 5aasn,
tpnrgn fpie fpIot.
TaÌˆgliches Cincinnatier volksblatt. [volume] (Cincinnati [Ohio]) 1885-1919, 1914-04-25
y q II gen.

5risden: nQil, wie iiebt oenu 70
cine SdiIofr0te aus? SD babe nod
feline neiebeu.
&arIden: SEQ - pie foil i'd ia.
gen b, 70 lpie Gante gIgate in ibrem
TaÌˆgliches Cincinnatier volksblatt. [volume] (Cincinnati [Ohio]) 1885-1919, 1914-04-25

I'm oiitnm glnrfis:
10000 QiHc. Terminal 81, 1886. .o2H
5000 Siaie OF pnnifinna &. 1910. ..... i06 03
Die atlns National NdHi etfldTie betiie ibre
ffsuldrc baIbidbrlibe Gpeenhe non ~ nuo
clne GIiIl' Eteieenbe bon | PTo8eBi. ;abIbar
nni t. ylai.
Watitebuoe 1absne BON i'm bisiiaen
Warft b,iinolidlen Bombs ur6 q.tien aisbt
Die oihSieGeH Euoiirunaen an:
TaÌˆgliches Cincinnatier volksblatt. [volume] (Cincinnati [Ohio]) 1885-1919, 1914-04-25
QtcQraftqueIIe.

Sdlagbuber: y9lIte, fod' beunt q
eroBere Sdiiilel au06'I; Der Gupfer-
Seas bat mi beIetoigtl"
TaÌˆgliches Cincinnatier volksblatt. [volume] (Cincinnati [Ohio]) 1885-1919, 1914-04-25
ftarlna esuIt iimiave.

Die umidbs I'M bisfaeu Clearinghouse
btiisfen iid beute aui sS,90e.SOO.
2Ofaf.etinriiattH.
Der Wiartt in 9oialisturitdtsn mar beuts
iebr rnhts unb bic grsiie sebriidt. Sic
iolsenosn gsriduie fino al beridtsn:
-. Nm otr gsris:
TaÌˆgliches Cincinnatier volksblatt. [volume] (Cincinnati [Ohio]) 1885-1919, 1914-04-25
Wtrianbt tpGbrsnb berieIben 9eit:

Rinbpieb b.-9ie 3ufubr mar
fsute siemIi4 srOb fir Srsitas. Cie
gaa6fraae cine CUTE unb bic prsiie
itetia. Mil6tiibe limb itetig.
Wittlere uub fhpere Stiere $6.75
SIS, ausgsiu6ts bis Grira $s.10-
8.35. Sdien $3.75-6.75. Jleii6ers
ftiere $6.25-S8, Ggtru $S.10-8.25,
TaÌˆgliches Cincinnatier volksblatt. [volume] (Cincinnati [Ohio]) 1885-1919, 1914-04-25

2uder - prsiie iinb itstis. Raf'
finirter Gut 2ouf 5,55c. potpbereb
4.50c. Cubes 4.65c, eranulateb 4.40c,
Gonfsetipnsrs 81" 43Oc. Sff ~
400, ipeiBer ertra e" 3.80c, ertru
Is" $50, orbindrer ssIber 3.55.
WoIdffes IN itetia.-y}sp Or.
leans Open asttle 38-45e, gentrifis
gal 18-20c per Gullone.
Reis. = 9ouiIiana. 5ancb Ssab
6a-7c, prima 59-64c, prbindr.r At
-Gr Nnhtn d111. h.~ Snf,nh
Fulton County tribune. (Wauseon, Ohio) 1883-1925, 1914-06-05
CANADA'S PLACE
AS a PRODUCER
Canada Is Getting a Great Many
Americans.

Three young provinces, Manitcbas
Saskatchewan, and Alberta" says q
New York financial journal, have al
ready made Winnipeg one Of the grea1e
est primary wheat markets OF the
world. In 1904 they raised $4,000 ,0od
bushels of wheat Five years later
they produced $50, 100000 bushels In
1913 the crop Appropriated zoo
600 bushels. At the present rate Of
progress Canada must soon pass
France and India, and stand third Tn
the line of wheat producers. UlH-
mately It will dispute with Russia and
the United States for the first position
Wheat has been the pioneer OF our
development. Undoubtedly 1t wtM
prove the same with Canada. In thG
last calendar year our trade with Cam
ada amounted to 497 million dollars.
Only with two countries-the United
Kingdom and Germany-is our tradG
greater. No vivid imagination is
needed to see what the future deveI-
opment of Canada means to tina
people of the United States.
The influx of American settlers To
the Canadian prairies is now I'm full
swing. Within the past few day.
over 80 Of those arrived at BassnnG
carrying with them effects and capital
to the value Of 100000. Fifty settiera
from Oregon arrived in Alberta a few
days ago; while Is families of settlers
from the. state Of Colorado arrived ar
Calgary on their journey northwarda-
The goods and personal effects of this
party filed 20 box cars. OF live stock
alone they had It's horses. is cows
and 1000 head of poultry. Another
class of settler has arrived at Peers.
110 miles west of Edmonton, where ma
fewer than 200 German farmers have
taken up land. These are from good
farming families and brought with
them large amount of capital.
Then in South Western Saskatcaes
wan, there are large numbers settling,
these from the United States predomk
mating, while in the northern and CEN
trail portions of all these provinces.
the settlement of new people is going
on steadily. Early in April, Peter
Goertz arrived in Cardiff after a sfx-
day journey from Mcpherson, Kansas
Mr.. Goertz who had purchased land
here was in charge of party OF IS
people from the same part OF Kansas
and they came through with special
train which included all their stock
and implements. The equipment wsa
all Rock Island cars, and was the ffrss
full immigrant train ever sent out by
that railroad. The farms purchased
by the members of the party are
amongst the best in the district.
When the Panama exposition opens
next year any of the three transcon-
tinental lines In Canada will make
convenient means Of transport for
those going to visit, and I'm .dcinS
SO agricultural districts Of Western
Canada can be seen. and ocular DEM
onstration given those who have heard
but not before seen, of that which has
attracted so many hundreds of thou
sands Of American settlers.-Adver-
tisement.
Fulton County tribune. (Wauseon, Ohio) 1883-1925, 1914-06-05
Far From Home

"An astronomer is exploring space
to study other worlds" said the man
of scientific tastes.
"Yes," replied Senator Sorghum. 'I
suppose they're doing great work. al
though there's whole lot about this
world that we haven't found out yet" /"
Fulton County tribune. (Wauseon, Ohio) 1883-1925, 1914-06-05
Motion Retarded.

Intoxicated Party-"Off'cir. will you
be kind nuff to blindfold me so l can't
see those Stop, look and listen signs
on the telegraph poles? It's taken me
half an hour to walk two blocks tryin'
to cooperate in this safety business. -
Buffalo Express.
Fulton County tribune. (Wauseon, Ohio) 1883-1925, 1914-06-05
A Romance Shattered

Young Graduate (reminiscing bit
,proudly)--I remember when / was
rowing they started off at 20 strokes
to our "a, and
She (interrupting)-By the way,
what is bogey for the course?-London
Opinion.
Fulton County tribune. (Wauseon, Ohio) 1883-1925, 1914-06-05
The Button Doctor.

During the short seven years Of her
Efe, little Florence Louise had be-
come duly impressed with the preva-
lence of specialists in the medical pro-
fession.
One day, after returning from visit
to small playmate, she calmly an
nounced
"Rena swallowed a button"
Are you worried about herr" she
was asked.
"Oh. she will get along all right"
Florence Louise complacently replied
They sent for a regular button doc
tor."-Judge
Fulton County tribune. (Wauseon, Ohio) 1883-1925, 1914-06-05
He Wanted 4o knoM

, Mrs. Neutrality-suspicious. some
pills, Murty, thot Mrs. Hogan was
afther sindin' over for yez She says
dhey'll kill or cure yez.
McLubberty (who is ilD-Begorra.
did she say which dhey would do
foorst?-Puck.
Fulton County tribune. (Wauseon, Ohio) 1883-1925, 1914-06-05
Done6,

Mrs. Al bought some mixture the
druggist said would cure my husband
of drinking if dropped it in his cof-
fee.
Mrs. B.-Did 1t cure him of drink
ing?
Mrs. A.-Yes, of drinking coffee.
Fulton County tribune. (Wauseon, Ohio) 1883-1925, 1914-06-05

Police Captain--I fear that female
police officer is failure.
Police Superintendent-Why so?
Police Captain-She hasn't arrested
q thing but the mems attention.
Fulton County tribune. (Wauseon, Ohio) 1883-1925, 1914-06-05
The Snander

At Christmas the millionaire filed
his pockets with bills. To the post
man. janitor, bellboy, barber and
waiter, each and all, he gave a ten
spot. ''Ha, hal" he chuckled. "T'm
the guy who put the x in Xmas,"
Fulton County tribune. (Wauseon, Ohio) 1883-1925, 1914-06-05
Reduclna Her Charms

"The duke is fearfully Jealous" re-
marked the heiress.
Worries him to see you look at an
other man, eh?"
"Nc, but it gives him the shudders
every time spend any OF my money"
Pittsburgh Post.
Fulton County tribune. (Wauseon, Ohio) 1883-1925, 1914-06-05
One of the Two.

What is that terrible racket next
door," asked Mrs Gabb.
I'm not quite sure" replied Mr..
Gabb, ''but Smiths player piano Is
either busted or he is playing some
classical music" Cincinnati En-.
quirer.
Fulton County tribune. (Wauseon, Ohio) 1883-1925, 1914-06-05
Wants to See Thinqs.

Poor old Jagbsby is off the water
wagon again
can't help admiring his franknexs.
though"
He doesn't try to excuse himseIfT-
No He merely says he prefers q,
scenic route. Baltimore Sun.
Fulton County tribune. (Wauseon, Ohio) 1883-1925, 1914-06-05
The Ace Of TeehnIcaIIties.

Whats this?' asked the lawyer
IT'S the pledge ] signed on the first
OF the year." replied Mr.. Bliggins.
I'm too conscientious to deliberately
break 1t, but wish you'd look 1t over
and see If you can't find flaw in II"
Fulton County tribune. (Wauseon, Ohio) 1883-1925, 1914-06-05
A Success.

WAS the go to church movement q
success in your neighborhood?"
Yes, indeed. Our church was aa
full as it is when they are serving
something to eat."-Detroit Free
Press. X .--,--.- -e'sA h.Ess
Fulton County tribune. (Wauseon, Ohio) 1883-1925, 1914-06-05
Disasters

"My badness dates from that ter.
rible year"
"Oh, yes! 1870"
What do you mean by 1907 I
speak of the year was married. ."-Ee
Rire (Paris).
Fulton County tribune. (Wauseon, Ohio) 1883-1925, 1914-06-05
Its Advantage.

"one thing more than another
makes the automobile superior to the
horse"
What is that?"
1T can be tired without wanting to
stop"
Fulton County tribune. (Wauseon, Ohio) 1883-1925, 1914-06-05

Granddaughter should like to see
the bulletins about that man who
was shot
Grandmother understand that
there is only one bullet in him.
Fulton County tribune. (Wauseon, Ohio) 1883-1925, 1914-06-05
The Way to Hold Him.

Where's your engagement ring,
Margie?" i've hid it. AS long as
George amt sure he can get the rinf
back he won't break the engagement
Cleveland Plain Dealer.
Fulton County tribune. (Wauseon, Ohio) 1883-1925, 1914-06-05
Are There That Manx7

Church. see that Milwaukee is
preparing to change over one hundred
street names.
Gotham-Going to name the streets
after the different establishments
which made the city famous, probably.
Fulton County tribune. (Wauseon, Ohio) 1883-1925, 1914-06-05
CharIey's Flshino.

Does your husband go fishing?"
Yes" replied young Mrs. Torkins.
Haven't fish peculiar names? The
last fishing trip Charley sat for three
hours trying to catch fush."-Wash-
Ington Star
Fulton County tribune. (Wauseon, Ohio) 1883-1925, 1914-06-05
The inference.

Are you a policeman" asked cue
paying guest of another at a charity
picnic dinner
No." said the other. 'why do you
ask?"
Merely, that noticed" said the
first speaker, glancing at the section
of fried chicken in the others fin-
gers, that you are pulling a tough
joint
Fulton County tribune. (Wauseon, Ohio) 1883-1925, 1914-06-05
Too Lovely to use.

Your chum doesn't come to the
public library any more"
No; somebody told her that she
had beautiful eyes, and now she won't
! even use them to read a novel;"
Fulton County tribune. (Wauseon, Ohio) 1883-1925, 1914-06-05

Mrs. Sue Brette-Who is your
friend?
Foot Lighte--oh, he's the manager
Of show.
well. I'm from Missouri; wfsh
he'd show me-
Fulton County tribune. (Wauseon, Ohio) 1883-1925, 1914-06-05
Something Lackinq.

Mrs. Crabshaw-Isn't my new hat
just lovely?
Crabshaw-You seem to have spent
so much for it you hadn't enough left
to buy yourself sufficient clothes
Judge.
Fulton County tribune. (Wauseon, Ohio) 1883-1925, 1914-06-05
Her secret saIted Down

There never was woman yet who
could keep a secret"
"Oh,, don't know. Lots wife never
told anyone what she saw when she
stopped and looked back
Fulton County tribune. (Wauseon, Ohio) 1883-1925, 1914-06-05
Limited Intentions.

How do you propose to support
my daughter, sir?"
Il didn't propose to her to support
her at all. only proposed to her to
marry me."-Rehoboth Sunday Her
aid.
Fulton County tribune. (Wauseon, Ohio) 1883-1925, 1914-06-05
Dubious.

Jones-Why don't you have some
labels put on your suitcase to show
where all you have been?
Brown-The jail wardens don't fur
nish labels.
Fulton County tribune. (Wauseon, Ohio) 1883-1925, 1914-06-05

Clarice-Did you ever kiss a girl
with veil on? y
Clarence-Surely.
How was it?"
Like slipping honey through H.
sieve"
Fulton County tribune. (Wauseon, Ohio) 1883-1925, 1914-06-05
Its PerpIexity.

There is one most perplexing
thing about. an automobile.
What is that?"
"You have got to get under it to
look 1t over"
Fulton County tribune. (Wauseon, Ohio) 1883-1925, 1914-06-05
PROVING the Punch.

Skids-You think his story has o
real punch to it?
Skittles-Sure thing! You ought 20
have seen the way 1t put me to sleep
Puck.
Fulton County tribune. (Wauseon, Ohio) 1883-1925, 1914-06-05
But One Thouoht

"The old friend of the family seems
to be taking pretty Miss Emily every
where in loco PARENTS"
That's new one on me! Is it one
Of the latest makes?"
Fulton County tribune. (Wauseon, Ohio) 1883-1925, 1914-06-05
His First Accordeon.

Mother-Well Tommy. what did
you enjoy most at the variety showf
Tommy-The man who tried To.
squeeze box shut The more hes
squeezed the bigger it swelled aps.
and sang
Fulton County tribune. (Wauseon, Ohio) 1883-1925, 1914-06-05

Harold-Miss Pert, / wish to tell
you l have position with a new va
cuum company.
Miss Pert--A head position. pre-
sumo.
Fulton County tribune. (Wauseon, Ohio) 1883-1925, 1914-06-05
The JocuIar Guest.

FEEDER say, waiter, what have
you there?
Keelner-Soup, sir.
Feeder-Soup, eh? From the posi-
ton of your thumb thought 1t was a
finger bowl-Judge
Fulton County tribune. (Wauseon, Ohio) 1883-1925, 1914-06-05
Feminine comparisons.

Sal-What do you think Of Ger
trude?
Sue-Oh. think she is a right
sweet girl.
Sail don't like her, either.-Texas
COYOTE.
Fulton County tribune. (Wauseon, Ohio) 1883-1925, 1914-06-05
Militant Philosophy.

Silas-That Rokeby Venus suffra-
gette is philosopheress.
Jones-How comes it?
Silas-She believes If you can't get
what you want, you must ak for it.
Fulton County tribune. (Wauseon, Ohio) 1883-1925, 1914-06-05
Blind creduIItx.

Hobbs-That big turtle Grastly
found was 2,20O years old.
Dobbs-How do you know that?
Hobbs-It had "B. C. 300" cut on
It's back.