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The Yale expositor., 1914-02-26
WIIlInn-

What would you do II / kissed
your" he asked, pleasantly.
What do you think l would dor"
she replied shyly.
II really don't know"
"Well, why don't you find out7"
The Yale expositor., 1914-02-26
ADMIRAL WATTS VIEW OF NAVY

Ships we are going to build in the
future will have even deeper drafts
than thirty feet, and the depth Of
prominent haTbors in the United
States should be at least thirty-fve
feet" said Rear Admiral Watt, chief
Of the naval bureau of construction
and repair in statement to the
house naval affairs committee.
Admiral Watt was advocating
provision in the naval appropriation
bill, which the committee soon will
report to the house. to authorize a
contract for use by the navy of private
dry docks at Hunters point, San Fran
cisco
Admiral Watt urged that this action
was imperative. with the opening
of the Panama canal" he explained.
lit is probable that our principal feet
will have periods of duty on the west
coast.
This provision would permit the
docking of the largest ships at Hunt
ers point, instead of sending them TO
The Yale expositor., 1914-02-26
WHEN ENTERTAINING.


A most delicious cake which IS a
great favOrite with those who have
tried Il is the layer cake put together
with orange filling and a chocolate
frosting. One may use any desired
recipe for the cake and filling
Princeton Orange Cake Soften a
fourth OF a cup of butter, but do not
melt il; add a half cup OF sugar, the
yolks Of FIVE eggs we'll beaten, a tea
spoon OF oTangs extract and seven
eighths OF cup of pastry -four with
teaspoon and half Of baking pow
der. Add alternately with a fourth OF
a cup OF milk. Bake in a sheet and
spread with
Orange Frosting.-Mix two table
spoonfuls Of orange juice with a tea
spoon OF lemon juice, the grated rind
of an orange; cover and let stand an
hour Strain and add the white of an
egg well beaten and confectiOners
sugar TO spread well when put ON 10
the cake.
Pineapple Lemonade.-Make a Sirup
by boiling two cupfuls Of water and
cup OF sugar ten minutes, add the
Juice Of three lemons and a can OF
grated pineapple. Cool. strain and dl-
lute with a quart az cold water.
Dreaded Lamb Chops.-This is a
most delicious dish for company, and
one which busy housewife who does
all her own work may do for com
pany. Cook the chops until well done.
Season well and put away to cool.
Make a rich white sauce, using four
tGblespoonfuls Of -four and two OF but
ter with a cup of thin cream. Melt
the butter, stir in the -four and when
smooth. add the cream, salt and a
dash of pepper. Cool and stir in q
half cup Of finely chopped cold boiled
ham. Spread the cold chops with
this sauce. using the bones for a han
die to hold them. Dip them in crumbs,
egg and crumbs, and fry in deep fat
Just before they are TO be served.
Salmon steamed in a small bread
pan after ii is faxed, mixed with sea-
soning, bread crumbs, eggs and a bit
OF lemon juice, makes a nice way OF
serving fish dish. Unmold on a plat
ter and serve with green peas poured
around in a rich cream sauce.
Mashed potato for a border, with
white sauce around the potato, is an
other nice way to serve faxed fish.
''I work like a slave said "A good wom-
an, weary with her worries, but the an
swer came from her wayside companion:
"Oh. but my dear. you can work like a
Queenr Anon
He only is rich who owns the day. and
The Yale expositor., 1914-02-26
At the Marriaoe Brokers'

81 should very much like to marry
again, but the memory of my first
husband, who was so good, would not
leave me-
BE assured, madam. by the side OF
this second one you will always be
thinking of the first ''-Borsszen Jan
ko (BudapesD.
The Yale expositor., 1914-02-26
Inconsistent.
don't understand Baxby."

"1 don't understand Baxby."
Nor"
"He eats steak so rare the blood
oozes out of It, smokes cigars so strong
they would knock out a mule and
drinks high-proof whisky as IL it we're
soda water, but every time his wife
says 'Henryl' he jumps like a scared
rabbit"
The Yale expositor., 1914-02-26
Conscientious Preparation.

Are you a professor Of mathemat-
ics?" asked Mr.. Cumrox
Il am" said Mr. Hibrok. Surely
you do not think OF taking up the
study"
Yes, / do. ! want to plod patiently
through algebra, calculus, logarithms
and all the rest of the outfit. After
that maybe I'll feel competent to fig
ure out my income tax"
The Yale expositor., 1914-02-26
A strikinn Examnle.

"There are no supreme tests of love
to be met with nowadays"
you are greatly mistaken. / know
of young woman who sewed up her
slit skirt because the young man she
was engaged to objected
The Yale expositor., 1914-02-26
Good Business.

Department stores can sell any
thing. The government was going to
scrap a lot of old cavalry sabers at
two cents pound as junk
"Wen?"
"A department store took the lot
and ran 'em off at two dollars apiece
as decoration for dens.'
The Yale expositor., 1914-02-26
ParadoxicaI Brown.

IT understand Brown is close fist
ed"
Yes and no."
That's a fool answer. No man can
be tight listed and generous at the
game time"
Brown can. He gave me this black
eye"
The Yale expositor., 1914-02-26
Not a Great Handicap.

"a young man can't really go a
swift gait nowadays without knowing
how TO turkey trot."
We'll, in view of the fact that most
turkey trotters seem to exert them
selves considerably without getting
anywhere in particular, | don't believe
that the young man who has never
learned to turkey trot need shed any
tears"
The Yale expositor., 1914-02-26
A Nucleus.

First Negro-Say, what mean dis
heah word nucleus"
Second Negro-Sumpin' what odder
things gether bout.
First Negro-Uh-huh! Den | was
one las week when ! upsot beehive
in de dahk.
The Yale expositor., 1914-02-26
The wrono Chap.

Young man, you call regularly to
see my daughter"
IL do"
Il want to know If your intentions
are serious?"
You must have the wrong man, Mr..
Wombat. l call to collect the payment
on her piano"
The Yale expositor., 1914-02-26
Hard to Do.

"A perfect woman says that in or
der TO attain beauty of form women
should remain continuously in cata-
leptic state"
you must be mistaken"
Well. it's the same thing, anyhow.
She says they must eliminate anger.
envy, peevishness, hate and fear"
The Yale expositor., 1914-02-26
DefenseIess.

Did you attend any of your wife's
costume parties?'
Yes replied Mr. Cumrox. And,
not being recognized, ! overheard a
heap of conversation"
What part did you take?"
None. | couldn't even take my own
part"
The Yale expositor., 1914-02-26

chiefans lieu
silk
which well
the Fipnos this architecture
assembled
burlesque
The American and native the Philippine islands getting
topper
The Yale expositor., 1914-02-26
Soon Done.

'I have just read a beautiful poem
about a toy-strewn house
Il dare, say it could easily be made
n humorous poem
How 500"
by introducing a father who comes
back to that sort of house late at
night from his club"
The Yale expositor., 1914-02-26

Book Agent-We can deliver the
work volume at a time. Mr.. Jones,
or you can wait until it is completed
and have the whole set delivered at
once.
Jones-I guess you'd better deliver a
volume at a time: / live i'm fiat.
The Yale expositor., 1914-02-26
Costly Speed.

Costly Speed.
Orville Wright, at a dinner in his
honor in New York, talked about the
fast French monoplanes which now
make $50 miles an hour.
They're very fast" said Mr.. Wright.
shaking his head. but they're"
Fast, indeedi" interrupted a young
millionaire. "Mr Wright. is there
anything on earth those machines,
can't overtakeT
Yes" said Mr.. Wright, with a
frown. there's one thing they can't
overtake. and that's their own run
ming expenses"
The Yale expositor., 1914-02-26

We get the bateshp to the
Pacific
ship
dredging is being with
TO deepen %
committee that there enough docks
fol rpractca the Atlantic coast
The Yale expositor., 1914-02-26

Rube Hay-An articles worth what
the owner kin git fer it,"
Hiram Whiffie-I guess yew never
bought a gold brick. did yew?-Puck
The Yale expositor., 1914-02-26
The Brides Gun.

Alas. my honeymoons eclipsed:
Grown tarnished as "A ballroom slipper
The man that / got with that moon
Looks long and too oft at the Dipper
The Yale expositor., 1914-02-26

First Waiter - Did that Arizona
ranchman give You tip?
Second Waiter should say he did!
He told me If didn't step lively he'd
blow off the top OF my head!
The Yale expositor., 1914-02-26
NeEE4.- HlA,<s.sEI-.
Always.

A man always has a ready listener
when he is trying to persuade himself
that he has been wronged.
The Yale expositor., 1914-02-26
Quite Soft.

Molly was a lady.
Molly was a bride.
And of course the groom was
Greatly Modified
The Yale expositor., 1914-02-26
IHlE.KdfeHEN
(dz61ABLNET

~ M IGHT os wcll pint the gun =
- a41A little higher. then II you do
mss iae bird YOU won't hit the winders.
aIlu@ aimed high that's why I'm work
ing my own farm instead Of my neigh
nor .. Lucy Ann ScroEgs.
The Yale expositor., 1914-02-26

Londlord Crow-What's the matter
now?
Waiter Sparrow-Why. Mr.. Robin
refuses his potatoes. Says there's no
potato bugs on them.
The Yale expositor., 1914-02-26


matter cultured
together
Miss Wilson all who the welfare the unite
The Yale expositor., 1914-02-26

''T work like slave said "A good wom-
an, weary with her worries but the an
swer came from her wayside companion:
"Oh. but my dear you can work Ike
Queenr' Anon.
He only is rich who owns the day. and
no one owns the day who allows IL 20 be-
invaded with worry fret and anxiety.
Emerson
The Yale expositor., 1914-02-26

We don't think much OF any kind
of ashes on the floor of the hen
house. The hens are so apt to get
their feet wet and then walk in them.
You know what comes next-or is
apt to-sore feet. We would far
rather have good earth or dust.
The Yale expositor., 1914-02-26

It is generally conceded that the
tendency to large egg production is
transmitted by the males, rather than
the females. II you are breeding for
a "bred-to-lay" strain, carefully keep
this in mind. Buy no males except
sons of large producers.
The Rice belt journal. (Welsh, Calcasieu Parish, La.) 1900-19??, 1914-09-29
FIRE PREVENTION DAY

Governor Hal. has issued Il procIa
nation naming friday Octo,'r 9tn a'
Fire Preyenuoa Day.
The proclama .on in full appears Il
another column Of this issue OF int
journal and we think it d matter o.
more than passing attention.
The Governor calls attention to the
enormous fire loss in this State ano
points out, that this fire waste Cal
he minimized by education and tn
active cooperation OF our people.
This loss by fire constitutes a ter
ribIe drain on the people. Every con
sentative business man carries tirt
insurance on his property. The rate
Of insurance is based not upon any
particular mans fire loss by IRE
hit uDon the sum total Of loss by hire
Thus YOU and | have to make Goot
this enormous loss by fire in tn
way OF increased premiums. 1t Is
very important therefore that ever!
man cooperate in this work OF tll'
prevention.
The Rice belt journal. (Welsh, Calcasieu Parish, La.) 1900-19??, 1914-09-29
SENTIMENT STRONGER.

The indications are that the Senti'
ment against the open saloon is grow
ing stronger each day over the PARISH
and that the voters will declare them
selves opposed to the open saloon on
December the first with an over
whelming majority. There are many
people who use WhiSkey even to eX'
cess who are opposed to the open
saloon and who will vote against the
proposition when the election comes
The sentiment outside of the incorp'
Grated towns is growing very much
stronger. They realize that while the
Incorporated towns can in a measure
be regulated by police authority yet
no such control exists outside of the
towns. The threatened r0WdyiSm anC
violations of the law about the 0per
saloon if established in country dis
tricts with no police protection viii
deter many people from voting tol
the open saloon.
The Rice belt journal. (Welsh, Calcasieu Parish, La.) 1900-19??, 1914-09-29

vided with disappearing hangers for
aeroplanes and accommodation for
dirigible balloons.
Helgoland is triangular island
mile long and third of mile in Its
greatest width, and standing 200 feet
out of the ocean, twenty-eight miles
from the mainland, at point near the
mouths of the rivers Elbe and Weser
1t was until twenty-four years ago a
British possession. The peaceful trans
fer of the rugged little island from
Queen Victorias government to that OF
her grandson, the kaiser, is an odd
chapter of European history, and one
which Britons do not now read with
satisfaction.
From 1885 to 1890 Africa was scene
Of frenzied scrambling for territory Oh
the part of England, Germany, France.
Belgium, Portugal and Italy. In 1890
a number Of international agreements
as to African colonial boundaries and
spheres Of influence" were made, IN
one of these Germany agreed to recog
nize British protectOrate over Zanzi,
bar. In return for this concession Great
Britain ceded Heligoland las England
spelled the name) to Germany,
With a harbor accommodating the
largest ships, Helgoland is a naval
base of great Importance. But new
Importance has been given to the is.
land by the establishment there of a
base for dirigible balloons.
The eastern end of the island. where
this base is located, is closed to ali
save trusted attaches having business
there, Five Zeppelin dirigibles of first
class size cain be housed there, and Il
lighting plant and wireless outfit are
connected with the station. Since the
installation of the dirigible base less
attention has been paid to the forti
| fications, military writer's say, as # IS
held that the air craft could prevent
the approach OF hostile feet ueaI
| the island
The Zeppelin dirigibles are intended
By their designers 20 rain explosives
on an enemy's warship and their abb
lty to travel 500 miles and to reach Il
height of 5000 to 5000 feet has been
shown. They are thus out of gm
range, and their incIosed cabins enabe
their crews to keep warm. While IL
aviator attempting to attack t!Fm II
an aeropRne would be almost frozen
| HeIgoland has q bathing beach whicf
attracts 10000 visitors every. summer
The islands resilient population q
H6duE k&A a
The Rice belt journal. (Welsh, Calcasieu Parish, La.) 1900-19??, 1914-09-29
Po.DO- Lax Banishes PimpIes

Bad Blood, Pimples, Headaches, Bill
iousness, Torpid Liver, Constipation,
etc. come from Indigestion, Take Pc.
Do.Lax, the pleasant and absolutely
sure Laxative, and you won't suffer
from deranged Stomach or other
troubles. Itwill tone up the Liver ard
purify the blood. Use it regularly and
you will stay well, have clelr corn
plexion and steady nerves, Get a SOC
bottle today. Money back if not salts
fed. ALI Druggists.-Adv.
The Rice belt journal. (Welsh, Calcasieu Parish, La.) 1900-19??, 1914-09-29

President wilson has named Sunday
October 9Th, a a day of prayer for
peace. He requests that all churches
unite in the observation Of this day
and set it aside as a special service of
prayer for peace, The suggestion
ought to comm nd itself to all religions
creeds and fiud an earnest response
from all the churches all over the land
Blood and carnage is deyaSting striCk'
en- Europe. Thousands of her best sons
are dying by The sword daily. Count
less mothers, widows and little children
have bleeding hearts and want staring
them in the face. All the cost of war
Let, the religious world pray that
peace may be restored.
The Rice belt journal. (Welsh, Calcasieu Parish, La.) 1900-19??, 1914-09-29

"s"s"e"S" "S"s"s"s"S"s -----------0
0+s-s-s-s~S"s-S~s~s"s"s"s" '"'"'"'"'"'"'"'''"N
wv HE eyes of the naval experts
Of the world were conferred
upon the island Of Helgoland'
a. Germanys Gibraltar III the
North sea, when the war began,
It was the general opinion amonS
thom that the German squadronS WOMB
not attempt an open engagement Wild
the British fleet in the North sea- Oul
would remain in the safe haven OF the
Eipl canal, secure behind the CHAIN ol
coos+ defenses. of which Helgoland Is
the principal link. g.,
Had the island not existed ana II
were possible TO construct a fortress
at 4 point which would prove most
formidable against attack III the Nortn
seo. Germany could not have chosen
q more advantageous location.
But forty-six miles distant from the
mouths of the Elbc and the Neser
ITnlooland on three sides rises nearly
Internationally from the sea TO
| be;ght Of $50 feet, Its rugged, over
hanging. natural walls are fortified
and protected TO degree which ha'
no paralIel even at Gibraltar or the
Russian Cronstadt. Helgoiand IS tn
most strongly fortified place IN tn
world. It is the key to the impFegna
bIe wall Of redoubts which protec
Germany's North sea coast line 'n
KieI canal and the approaches L
| Hamburg and Bremen.
4 large section Of the rocky plateau
has been made to conceal guns 4
armored turrets, great coast weapon
on disappearing mountings and fo'
midable array Of rapid fire guns. iieW
ont of the solid rock are ammunltlo
magazines and bombproof shelters, an
the entire scheme Of f0rtifcation Is S
ipgenfously engineered as to ne frol
without completely invisible as we
rs invincibie The island Is also
: mighty naval station and is also pr'
The Rice belt journal. (Welsh, Calcasieu Parish, La.) 1900-19??, 1914-09-29
ImpregnabIe HeIgoland
Germany's Gibraltar
In the North Sea

OBSERVATION-DISCLOSURES"
S.-..,-s.S.s-S-
The Rice belt journal. (Welsh, Calcasieu Parish, La.) 1900-19??, 1914-09-29

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The Rice belt journal. (Welsh, Calcasieu Parish, La.) 1900-19??, 1914-09-29
A Strange Superstition.

During the hot season in India
April to October-the wives and chill.
dren of British soldiers are sent to hill
stations to escape the terrible heat Of
the plains. One Of these hill stations
is Mount Abu, Rajputaua really a
small sanitarium. Native superstition
has it that the sanitarium is built ION
the horns Of a COW" and if beef be
ebrought TO the station their gods will
be iusultcd and will cause an earth.
quake, Certain native superstitious
must be respected by British authori
ties. 50 the inhabitants have TO be
content with mutton Mutton for six
months! Even beef extract cannot be
obtained there
The Rice belt journal. (Welsh, Calcasieu Parish, La.) 1900-19??, 1914-09-29
arts of Peace Founded on Mar

Rpskin had little sympathy with the
IDEAS and aims of the pact6sts, "Al
the IRE and noble arts of peace are
M d on war" he told the members
Royal Military academy, Wool,
III 1865. mo great art ever yet
on earth but among a nation Of
it-nrs. There is no art among a
saeph j peoDIe II It remains at peace.
There Is no nrt among IN agricul,
tural people If it remains at peace,
Commerce is barely consistent with
fine art, but cannot produce 1t. Manu-;
facture not only is unable to produce
it, but invariably destroys whatever
leeds OF 1t exist. There Is no great
+ rossible to d nutiUn but that which
spd on Ihttte."
The Rice belt journal. (Welsh, Calcasieu Parish, La.) 1900-19??, 1914-09-29
BLESSINGS OF PEACE,
Mccoy, Moss & Knox,
Attorneys.

Peace preserves our possessions.
We are in no danger Of mvaaons,
our trade IS free and safe, and we
rise and lie down without anxiety.
The rich bring out their boards and
employ the poor manufacturers,
Buildings and divers projections for
profit and pleasure go on. Peace
excites industry. which brings
wealth. as wealth again provides
the means Of charity and hospitality.
not the lowest ornaments Of q king
dom or commonwealth. William
Penn, 1896.
The Rice belt journal. (Welsh, Calcasieu Parish, La.) 1900-19??, 1914-09-29
Felt at Home.

Patience And did you feel at home
travelling in Germany
Patrice-0h, yes. When the car con-
ductor called out the name of the
street ! couldn't understand q word he
said,-Yonkers Statesman.
The Rice belt journal. (Welsh, Calcasieu Parish, La.) 1900-19??, 1914-09-29
Bird huugas,

ms, blupbIrtIs, and wrens do not
indy to houses made of new.
wood. Their instincts lead them
10 or the places which more nearly
Is e the inSides of dpcayed trees.
I'll b their ancestors nave nested
Ii lme mmenUria Build your
hi t.seS TO suit the birds rather
khaM " phase suur UwR tGsSts.
The Rice belt journal. (Welsh, Calcasieu Parish, La.) 1900-19??, 1914-09-29
Receivers Sale.
Fifteenth Judicial District Court; State
of Louisiana; Parish OF
Jefferson Davis.

JEFFERSON DAVIS.
Green.Shoemaker Co., Ltd,
VINO. 1872
Roanoke Cooperative Supply Co., Ltd
Bv virture of the authority OF an or
der of the Honorable Court aforesaid
and a commission issued thereon,dlrect'
ed to the undersigned Receiver OF the
said Roanoke. Cooperative Supply Co.,
Ltd, there will be offered for sale al
the front door of the Courthouse al
Jennings, in the Parish OF Jefferson
Davis, State of Louisiana, the following
described property belonging to said de-
PENDANT corporation, on
SATURDAY, OCTOBER 18th 1914,
between the legal hours of eleven
o'clock A. NJ. and four o'clock P. M.' to-
wit:
|. A judgment obtained against A.
b. Clarke tor HlGo 'ol WIN eient ~
cent per annum interest from OcloOel
Goth, 1909, until paid and ten per GEM
attorneys fees. and costs of suit; SUB
ject to d credit OF S4O'0' as Oh od'e july
Isl, I9tli
2. A Judgment agalRSt T. Y. 1aiie'
tor $3S.O5 with elght per cen. per al
mum interest from feOfudfy lS.l' l'4a
until paid and ten per cent attorney
fees;
3, A judgment against b. D. ln it
son for SG6b'bO WIN hVe per ee4s ii.e 9
est from September I'm, lsu', S4u 1 1Jo's
a. A judgment against o. F. ''oN
for $26b.bS with i've per ceh' pei ,a q.
mum interest from oepleiiiOer ill., i'O
and costs;
5. A judgment against D. l. VI w
packer for $SO6'OS with i've per ceh' Il
terest from oepleillOer ill., A'O'' "D
costs;
e. A judgment against r. a. quiz.
! for SglOO Win elgnt per cenI POI 81
FUN interest from feDrudrS lS'i'' A'l
! and ten PEI cen al!orle! 'e'' q
costs:
! Z. A. judgment against H. d. llou
man tor $lS0'zS with eight per celI'
3. tereStS from MaFcp 2th' 1Slo' .en p
/ cent attorney 5 ICES dnu o0S.0 S'''P ~
forming lhe OASIS VI 'n0i0 JUG 'n0NN
n endorsed by J. {, MlnnlxG
II 5. A note OF John Cole Tor SAt'Fo WI
& eight per cent interest," lFou May 4os
The McDowell times. [volume] (Keystone, W. Va.) 1904-1941, 1914-10-30
Vote For Goodykoontz
Harman and
Hughes

charleston. w. Va, Oct. % IF the
present State administration 10 to 20 for
ward and continue fulfilling the promis@s
made 10 the people q Republican leyis-
iature must be elected" said Governor
Hatfield Is discussing the situation. The
Governor stated that from . review of
the State he feels certain that the voten
are awake 70 their interests and that the
coming election will result in . leei.lstnr.
which Is Republican in both branches.
Continuing. Governor Hatfield said:
Il want the voters OF the Sixth senate
rial district 10 elect Wells Goodykoont T.
20 the State senate. and / want the yo-
teu OF Mcdowell county TO elect w. w.
Hughes and O. E. Harmon 10 the House
oil Delegats- Thee men can be depend-
cd upon 10 carry out our promises to the
people and should be elected.