The evening herald. [volume] (Albuquerque, New Mexico) 1914-1922, 1914-05-07

By the
Second Fiddle.

wcinI for %rallrntry boo action tie
delivered 60 speech about the Am,r.-
can lltg tu Greeks Huns Albauiaus,
M"utpucEriuH, Russians, Turks and Q
scattering OF E]thcopinns from the
vpodpilc. and dp 60 this hour has not
been assuss,uJtcd.
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STRIRERS were warned especially
not Go hide their shooting irons In
1.-The hills We viii now see who is
the more influential give en- hclt'
Brown. ot she United states govern
mcut
COLORADO legislature wants gov
,ornor to extend scope OF session. IL
toes look MS DO these gentlemen had
IA mans size job on their hands as
% b..
SAFETY FIRST includes telling
the truth first of. then q won.
stub your toe later on.
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THE PRESIDENT doubtless feels
that he has safely wcathered another
crisis.
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To SAY NOTHING Of the secrc-
tdry of the treasury.
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THE WHITE HOUSE wedding was
% quiet affair. receiving only 3,4O1
words in six thousand nine hundred
and torty-tWo daily newspapers.
with nc- column boiler plate in IA
600 vccklies.
T, THE OTHER FEDERAL gunboat
ran aground on an unchartcred isl
and When u ome TO hunting
trouble. Hucrta wins.
ONLY TEN miles of rough road
between here and Los Angeles. We
know where one mile Is. Central
avenue from sixth TO the court
house.
. THE OTHER nine miles are on the
approach to the Barclas bridge.
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LIFE In the capital city Of New
Mexico Is getting strenuous. Police
men are required to beat Il.
NEXT THING We know Santa Fen
have e Traffic officer at the corner
of san Francisco street ana the
Plaza.
THIS as "a %prccaution against rum
ming you automobile through the
front Of Jake Levy soda fountain.
THE ABOVE is not contempt cr
court.
ALTHOUGH the court is in town
today
III YOU SEE a gent In "a red cap
spinning around and around any
time this evening do not call the
police. Telephone Ruben Perry. It,
ouc ot his brothers.
NuUpICNS husband mas been
! punched for wasting the Ycrkes for
tune This is unjust determination.
Quito % number nave taken turns at
tho Job.
D NINETY per cent 81 eighth grade
I graduates this year are girls still
the puitiCus Try Ia deludc themselves
with the belief that there's NO fem
luist movement IN New Mexico.
UP At ROY they gave an amateur
play for State education Boss Alvin
white Some men get theirs on
earth.
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FRANK STAPLIN the
second Santa Re daily is about 10
start. Spending money with some
men b. not an art its a gift.
MADAME NpiiDlCA is danger
ously 40 an Java. There's "a reason.
ACCORDING 10 BuI Stone. Sena-
} tor Lippit lust tits Rhode island,
BOUREE COCHRAN a,cuscs DIS.
ItTirt Attorney Whitman OF talking
e FOR the newspapers.
, SCIENTISTS nov claim human
speech has existed for u million
years Demonstrated hy fossil re-
mains ln m, Congressional Record.
.
YOUR Mexican may not be els.
Ilized, out h" knows the etiquette col.
c war General Mas has agrccd not
tu rctako Vera Cruz until the ARMS,
toe is officially DECLARED %
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q Degenerate DaN~.
ii The good old DAYS In the west. when
one man WAS B- good as another 10 Do.
did not get caught. are gradually
a slippIug away ts civilization advance
The man uf so or a. years ago VII,
n lived in the omen. morally and phys.
%irall}, is being replaced by the fellow
who sends Co So Louis and huv.
twelve rll quarts for eight dollars
a express prepaid. drinks b al by hi.
lonesome, and makes prohibition
spccghcs.-Ft summer Review
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The HORROR Of War.
y -Four sections 81 soldiers from Cal,
% ifornit passed through Helen las.
Monday IN their way 60 III Psno.-
Belen Tribune.
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THE Gail II Duty.
We TRUST tho situation Rill not he
40 come 40 serious that w viii have G,