The evening herald. [volume] (Albuquerque, New Mexico) 1914-1922, 1914-04-01

hy the
Second Fiddle.

I TAVtNG been convinced that
Adoipho ptdiia had eighteen
y separate and distinct wounds
in him thc %,oTuner jury ut snuit
ne agreed thai ne had come 60 his
death bt force ui arms.
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SPEAKER CLARK says be Is not
Id candidate for the presidency, ana
that 10 his people want him to. ~ j.
perfectly willing 90 80 home ana
stay 10 the bosom of his family.
.That's very reasonable Of the speak
or.
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UNCLE JOE. ms immediate pred
c@ccssur. took the same view Of a.
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WITH THE RAILROADS laying
men in groups Of $4,000 at "a
W hack u looks as u u interstate
commerce commission might be wis"
In advancing the hearing Of the ad-
vance rate case.
THE NAME 81 the new Japaucer
premier is near enough e kl-NI TO
make % look like q loud no'ec To-
print.
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MIR BUssER says Kansas is a.
peculiar and wonderful state. Lots
of people agree with Mr. Busscr.
THAT ALBANY hoy who mis-
spelled q word nifty six different
WAYS b. qualified Tor u Job ON "a
Linotype machine.
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THE COUNTRY. after yesterday
debate, can thank God FOR the Con
grcssional Record.
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SEND one Of those Aihuqucrquo
picture envelopes "a thc folks back
home. They muy not realize That
Albuquerque is b biggest lulc
city ON The maj
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COSSIpERtNG his evident dis
like Tor the job Speaker clark made
a pretty good job Of differing with
the president
THE SPEAKER nccdt worry. II
win be some time before hc T. called
on 10 blow up the canal.
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SOMEBODY ought tu ask the can
didutos how they stand on splitting
on the sidewalks
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THE Bu.L COLLECTOR knows
why It's allied APRIL Fool"
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WELL KNOWN LIES
The pin who SAYS about his bill.
when on his desk YOU We laid A.
settle Bilf Of course I will,
] thought my wife had paid il.
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SO. son, that chap with the bag
full uf sticks Is not the plumber.
that's % member of the Albuquerque
Coli club.
NO JAMES; there arc no anarch-
lists In Albuquerque Those Wild ones
are looking Tor the man who inv MT
ed the :ed light.
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ANYWAY. all the candidates were
In favor of public Fairgrounds
8
~ SANTA FE the campaign hns
grown 50 cxhilirating that they are
writing puetry about senator Cutron
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I'm sorry, boy" the voter said.
After matur' reflection.
"iIl pas YOU every single red
ltisht after the election
~ THE OPINION uf the Rcpuh-
ncan platform. Mayor Sellers needs
a windshield.
FROM THE ADVERTISEMENTS
we gather that there b. "a municipal
election undcr way in the city of Al
huqucrque.
"FoH THE LOVE OF MIKE
BE reasonable
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THE SPEAKER says he has nu
hare fccinps about Baltimore. But
hc certainly has q memory.
a COLD FACT also, is even less
desirable. usually, han "a cold Tried
egg.
THE society Of women is the
foundation Of good manners. .
was a German. And ia his day they
hadn't Invented the suffrage move
mont
ANOTHER BRITISH minister hiss
been persuaded to stay with his job.
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WITH THE SICK.
There b. considerable sickness In
the place TWO of ! g. PAGES chill
hlff hNhf h'iN NAAAf Nlfhf iAA W.
hear the are some better. Harold
Fish is very sick al present with
pneumonia. utheTs are afflicted with
%whoupins cough or something kind
red Go b. Mrs Julia Smithson. who
has been sick SO long ls again very
poorly The dortor was up from
1 lloihruuk Yesterday end VIII prob
ably Dee up again in "a day or two
We trust this wave 10 sickness viii
soon pass hy. - Woodruff item ia
Snowflake. tATiz). Herald.
BLbATEn pLUTpCKATS. .
Two life Insurance mon from SAT-
Take City visited Lake Valley last
week, travelling hy automobile -
Hllleburo Advocate.
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WHAT MORE DO NOT WANT
March 11th WAS observed as usual.
There was horsc-racing and a dance