The Nezperce herald. (Nezperce, Idaho) 1900-1957, 1914-08-20
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fame. many a climber has found it ar
uncomfortable roost.
That a man will fight for kisse.
. before marriage and woman fight fol
them after marriage.
That in the event Servia is really
short Of cannons, We might bear
on the powers that be to spare Uncle
Joe.
That according to the local clergy
men, the cigarette and its users are
of small stature, but the ink is
something magnanimous.
That you should never judge a
mans generosity by the price he pays
for his cigars. A surer way to tell
it is to look at his wife's hat.
That money in a bank is a good
thing, but it is not any safer nor
more profitable than money put into
a piece of Lewis County farm land
That now American women Who
marry titled foreigners are to be
taxed. Just as though the marriage
in itself is not punishment sufficient.
That in all things throuhout the
world men who look for the crooked
viii see the crooked, and who look
for the straight will see the straight.
That it was Columbus who found
out that the world was ro1nd. But
surely lots of investigators before him
must have found out that ii vas any
thing but square.
That an exchange says "F. N.
Young ran through town Tuesday
with his Metz" It might have been
more fitting for Mr.. Young to have
gotten in and rode.
That if this summer picnic across
the great pond continues to raise the
price of foodstuffs We shall insist on
a prompt return to safe and sane
forms of amusement.
That pork has gotten so high in
the markets Of the world that some
of the retail butchers have taken TO
give the consumer the benefit of the
rinds, hair, and whole cheese, for
The same price per pound.
That all Europe is embroiled in
strife while the United States by its
watching waiting policy rests in peace
and is garnering one of the greatest
crop yislds in history Surely Prov
idence lookss after its own.
That general European war will |,
call about $4,000, 900 men 10 the
field. # this number Of able bodied !
men we're placed in the harvest fields
{ the world, much more satisfactory ,
results would be produced.
That kind friends of DR.. Kelley
Who is in the hospital at Spokane are
remembering him with consignments
# spring chickens and other epicur-
an dishes, and we all hope the doc
or viii soon wax thereon and en-
irely recuperate.
That there are seven candidates
D the field for coroner in Clearwater
ounty subject to primaries. Evil
emily the aspirants expect that Pete J,
)rcutt will open navigation to the !.
one yard to such an extent that
here will be an unusually fat salary
. this otherwise "thank-you' job.
That the European war is not With
ut its compensation to America after
Il. Jack Johnson is said - have !
,ined the French army and the Ger !
lans are reasonably good shots too, {,
nd Jacks dark figure should be a !
reil-outlined bull's eye. Atany rate
here is hope.
That our field may be stony or \
our piow may be poor, our liz
trength small, the weather bad but
we heartily do the best We can.
nd do not look backward to find
ause for complaint, and keep right n
q going ahead. our lives cannot be 2
.rmed afailure. 2
That the loss Of civil war veterans
? death last year was 81 sos, which
cans that the old soldiers are dying
the rate of 100 day. In a few =
Iort years the Grand Army Of tue 10