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Lincoln County leader. [volume] (Toledo, Lincoln County, Or.) 1893-1987, 1914-03-20
SOUR, ACID sToMAcHs,
GASES OR INDIGESTION
Each "Pape's Diapepsin" Digests 5000
grains food, ending all stomach
misery In five minutes.

Time it! In five minutes all stom.
ach distress win go. No indigestion,
heartburn, sourness or belcking of
gas, acid, or er, .tations of undigested
food, no dizziness. bloating, foul
breath or headache.
Pape's Diapepsin is noted for its
speed in regulating upset stomachs.
1t IS the surest, quickest stomach rem
edy in the whole world and besides it
is harmless. Put an ED to stomach
trouble forever by getting large
fifty-cent case Of Pape's Diapepsin
from any drug store. You realize in
five minutes how needless it is to suf.
fer from indigestion, dyspepsia or any
stomach disorder. It's the quickest,
surest and most harmless stomach
doctor in the world.
Lincoln County leader. [volume] (Toledo, Lincoln County, Or.) 1893-1987, 1914-03-20
MISSED LITTLE "PILE"
JOKE THAT WAS VERY MUCH ON
THE TWO PIckPocKETs.
Fortunate for the Old-Fashioned Wom.
an That They Had Not Thought
to Open II for Any
Purpose.

Granted that a person wishes to dc
well whatever he sets out to do, nc
matter what the nature of the under
taking, there must have been two
chagrined young men on an Eighth
avenue car Wednesday evening, says
the New York Times. They rode up
town at the rush hour. Crowded onto
the rear platform where they stood
were several other men and one WON
an. The woman was old-fashioned
enough to wear dress with a pocket
In it. Some time during the trip from
Thirty-fourth street to Fifty-ninth one
Of the men found the pocket and ex.
tracted its contents.
At the Circle the woman, unaware
of her loss, pushed into the car and
found seat. Presently the solemnity
of the tired crowd was disturbed by
burst Of hilarity on the platform.
The two young fellows were chatting
each other in boisterous tones.
You're a jay, you are" said one.
"Anybody'd think you had spent all
your life rolling over plowed ground.
What you going to do with it? Keep
it?"
NO" was the reply What's the
use? 1t amt no good"
The woman listened inattentively to
the loud remarks and wondered, in a
listless way, what they had reference
to. She nearly collapsed when she
found out. At Eighty-sixth street the
conductor came through the car hold.
ing out small leather-bound prayer
book, which, when folded, might have
been easily mistaken for a pocket.
book.
This belong to anybody in this
carr" he asked.
Several passengers appealed to
shook their heads. Presently he
stopped before the woman. This
yours" he asked.
Hastily the woman felt in her pock.
ct.
Yes, it is" she said. Where in
the world"
Guess you must have lost it. Some
fellows out there picked it up and
handed it over to me-"
The woman turned cold all over.
Give it here, quick" she said. u
want to see"
Words were not required to tell
what it was she wanted to see. The
pause was filled up eloquently by her
actions. Rapidly she turned the
leaves till she came to a kind OF
pocket fastened between the pages
at the back. From this she drew two
$40 bills.
Il declare if l didn't forget all about
leaving them in there" she said
Thank goodness they didn't get lost "
The two hoodlums on the platform
eyed the bills greedily.
Jay" said one of them, "is no name
for us fellows"
Lincoln County leader. [volume] (Toledo, Lincoln County, Or.) 1893-1987, 1914-03-20
GIVE "SYRUP OF FIGS"
TO CONSTIPATED CHILD
Delicious "Fruit Laxative" can't harm
tender little Stomach, liver
and bowels.

Look at the tongue, mother! If
coated, your little ones stomach, liver
and bowels need cleansing at once.
When peevish, cross, listless, doesn't
sleep, eat or act naturally, or is fever
lsh, stomach sour, breath bad; has
sore throat, diarrhoea, full of cold,
give teaspoonful of California
Syrup of Figs" and in few hours all
the foul, constipated waste, undigest-
ed food and sour bile gently moves
out of its little bowels without grip
Ing, and you have a well, playful child
again. Ask your druggist for a 90
cent bottle of California Syrup OF
Figs" which contains full directions
Tor babies, children of all ages and
for grown-ups.
Lincoln County leader. [volume] (Toledo, Lincoln County, Or.) 1893-1987, 1914-03-20
Billiards Extraordinary,

Harris Merton Lyon, the author. ha,
a number of gross and earthly friends
He says that the other day two of then
began to play billiards. AS droutf
overlook them they took the necessary
steps. Toward evening one of then
closed one eye and looked at the clock
Then he left to telephone his wife. The
other remained stolidly to pursue the
balls about the table. After Is min
utes the first returned.
"How-hic-many you made?" he
asked.
Ain made none," said the other
drearily.
"What?" demanded the first friend
you been shootin' all thish time and
ain made none?"
"Yesh,' said the other, with some ir.
ritation. Il ain made none. An lemee
tell you, been shootin' for you, too
and you ain made none either!"
Lincoln County leader. [volume] (Toledo, Lincoln County, Or.) 1893-1987, 1914-03-20
TactfuI Remark.

Mrs. Fatleigh, a lady who did not
belle her name, got thirsty during a
social entertainment and smilingly
mentioned the fact to group of young
men standing near her chair. There
was a rush to supply her want, and
the young man who reached her first
with a glass of water she compli-
mented on his quickness.
"Oh, that's nothing" he replied
lightly. II am used to it. / got into
many circus and menagerie when
was boy by carrying water to the
elephant"
Lincoln County leader. [volume] (Toledo, Lincoln County, Or.) 1893-1987, 1914-03-20
What is Femininism?

What's all this about "femininism %
There seems to be debate about
whether it is good thing or not.
That depends good deal on what
It is.
We have had masculinism, meaning
male dominance-though we didn't
call it that and the fact of dominance
may be not entirely unbeatable.
Does "femininism" mean changing
male dominance to female dominance?
The good Lord Forbid
But if it means striking a human
oalance-if it is step toward human
sm-then bring it on and speed its
,oming.-Duluth Herald.
Lincoln County leader. [volume] (Toledo, Lincoln County, Or.) 1893-1987, 1914-03-20
Not a Sad Occasion

Briggs-"What! Are you going to
Mawksers funeral? thought you
made it rule to associate only with
superlatively happy people?" Griggs
That's why | am going. You see,
Mawkser left lot of money to his
relatives. s."-Town Topics.
Lincoln County leader. [volume] (Toledo, Lincoln County, Or.) 1893-1987, 1914-03-20
Only One He Knew.

Can you give me an example of a
toothless animal Of the mammalian
group?" asked teacher of a small
boy in the class Of zoology.
Yes, sir" said the boy, promptly.
Indeed! What is it,"
MY grandma! !"-Boston Globe.
Lincoln County leader. [volume] (Toledo, Lincoln County, Or.) 1893-1987, 1914-03-20
Decejvers.

There are people who continue t.
insist that they would rather have
their teeth pulled than sit before a
camera; but they are generally the
ones who are most impatient to see
the proofs.
Lincoln County leader. [volume] (Toledo, Lincoln County, Or.) 1893-1987, 1914-03-20
Candles to Fit.

To make a candle fit any candle.
stick, soften the wax by dipping in hot
water. Then push 1t in the candle.
stick; II too small, the candle can be
squeezed in; If too large. the soft wax
will spread and hold the candle up.
Lincoln County leader. [volume] (Toledo, Lincoln County, Or.) 1893-1987, 1914-03-20
Melancholy.

Melancholy may be defined as a
state of mind In which man. is 90
out of touch with his environment
that life has lost its sweetness.
William Osler.
Lincoln County leader. [volume] (Toledo, Lincoln County, Or.) 1893-1987, 1914-03-20
Putnam Fadeless Dyes guaran-
tee satisfaction.
Continuous Performance.

1--WE have decided to inform Willie
that there is no Santa Claus"
AT his age? L wouldn't do it,
I'VE are compelled to do it. He is
still hanging up his stocking, and the
expense of filling it every night is too
heavy"
Lincoln County leader. [volume] (Toledo, Lincoln County, Or.) 1893-1987, 1914-03-20
Free TO Our Readers

Write Murine Eye Remedy Co., Chicago, for
4s-page illustrated Eye Book Free. Write all
about Your Eye Trouble and they will advise
as to the Proper Application of the Murine
Eye Remedies in Your Special Case. Your
Druggist will tell you that Murine Relieves
sore Eyes, Strengthens Weak Eyes. Doesn't
Smart, Soothes Eye Pain, and sells for soc.
Try 1t in Your Eyes and in Baby's Eyes for
Scaly Eyelids and Granulation.
An acre Of wheat needs 60 tons of
water month.
Lincoln County leader. [volume] (Toledo, Lincoln County, Or.) 1893-1987, 1914-03-20

You Can't FooizAl the People.
Conductor of Village Band-What's
wrong, Duncan?a
Duncan (celloist) 1.-THE drums been
playin' ma music and I've been playin'
his.
Conductor thocht there was some
thing no just quite richt.-Punch.
Lincoln County leader. [volume] (Toledo, Lincoln County, Or.) 1893-1987, 1914-03-20

Rent paid by New York city for
polling places for four primary and
one regular election amounts to $780,
900.
Lincoln County leader. [volume] (Toledo, Lincoln County, Or.) 1893-1987, 1914-03-20

For rs years Wright's Indian Vege.
table Pills have been their own recon-
mendation in conditions of upset stom-
ach, liver and bowels. If you have not
tried them, test now will prove their
benefit to you Send for free sample
to 372 Pearl ST., New York. Adv.
Lincoln County leader. [volume] (Toledo, Lincoln County, Or.) 1893-1987, 1914-03-20

Exports of Bahia coffee from Brazil
last year Appropriated 24,000,000
pounds. Of which half went to France
Lincoln County leader. [volume] (Toledo, Lincoln County, Or.) 1893-1987, 1914-03-20
POULTRY
and Dairy Produce
Of all kinds wanted. Write for our
CASH OFFER
PearsOn-Page Co. PSRTGaND SRTGaN

SIOP! LOOK LISTEN Your opportunity to buy
100 California farm land for s75 which positively
mould double in value within three years. Ten
annual payments. Write today. Peoples Real
Estate Loan Co.. Los Angeles. Cal.
Lincoln County leader. [volume] (Toledo, Lincoln County, Or.) 1893-1987, 1914-03-20

HOWARD, E. BURToN : A.ssyer ana Chemist,
Leadville. Colorado. Specimen prices: Gold,
Silver. Lead, g. Gold. Silver. 75c; Gold, JOc Zinc
Of Copper, 81 Mailing envelopes d full price list
hcited. Reference; Carbonate National Bank.
The Cairo bulletin., 1914-08-05

Beware OF taking kindnesses from
others as matters of course The
heart we'll purged by humanity is so
deeply conscious of its unwortlriness
that to receive acts of kindness al
ways excites some emotion of graft.
tude, OF shame, of surprise, or all
three together-of gratitude for the
benefit, of shame upon thinking how
Ill 1t is deserved. of surprise that our
brethren should bestow upon us what
We SO little merit.-From Mr.. Glad,
stones Religious Life"
The Cairo bulletin., 1914-08-05

Mrs. H. A. Davis delightfully."- en-
tertained at her home 34o1 Wash
;ngton avenue, Monday evening In
honor OF her niece Miss Anna 7. An
derson of Commerce, Mo.
During the evening the guests
nlayed 800" and the prizes were
won by Miss Edith Hill and pr C..
l.. Weber. After the games a de-
lieious two course luncheon was
served the twelve guests.
The Cairo bulletin., 1914-08-05
InhabItat9EIty Of Mars,

The question of the Availability OF
Mars is one on which astronomers
differ greatly. The sole evidence in
favor of the existence Of intelligent
beings on it is the obviously artificial
nature of the so-called canals as some
astronomers see them There cannot
be said to be evidence of additional
canal construction on the planet, the
who;a question Of the existence OF any
canal being still a matter of contro
TeTsy.
The Cairo bulletin., 1914-08-05

The immense forests Of reseWoc
and other hard and ya.ua wooG
found in the southern part Of the stat
OF BaSia, Brazil, which have ueyel
before had a thorough trial IA com
merce, have tempted three American
companies TO begin exploitation. Con
cessions have been obtained from tbs
Brazilian government and operations
begun on forest land abutting or
small riyexs flowing into the Allan
Ito,
The Cairo bulletin., 1914-08-05

instructors, including highly placed
officials, already have been nominal-
"a to inform the ne@ heir apparent
ia technical matters relating la TIE
government and lac VIII ne gradually
i Tia q into she most Important aE-
fairs 81 state
The Cairo bulletin., 1914-08-05
Married Yesterday.

Miss Sarah Hensley and George
+. Burbridge of DuQnoin, were
quietly married yesterday afternoon
at the home of the groom's sister.
Mrs. ]. Fl. Haden of 430 TentE
street. The ceremony was performed
by Rev. II. A. Stone and only I'M.
mediate friends and relatives were
in attendance. ss
The Cairo bulletin., 1914-08-05
Church Business Meeting.

The regular business meeting OF
Calvary Baptist church will be held
in the church auditorium at
O'Clock this evening. Rev. Pennock
is anxious for every member OF the
church to be present.
The Cairo bulletin., 1914-08-05

Most OF the worlds Buowledge ls
based on new spapers You must
read them II YOU would know what
Is going on.
The Cairo bulletin., 1914-08-05
The Difference.

An Atchison man who never held
one Job over two weeks, died not
long ago, and people said he was
a genius out Of his sphere. When
he was alive they said he was loafar.
---Atchison Globe.
The Cairo bulletin., 1914-08-05

Dance at Titus Pavilion at Mounds
every Thursday. Good music.
The Cairo bulletin., 1914-08-05

just When the Palm Was Worst.
The dentist tgetting even with his
photographer Look pleasant,
please THE Iatler
The Cairo bulletin., 1914-08-05

Mrs. ]. ] Lane Of Poplar street.
has returned from a visit of several
days ut st. Louis.
The Cairo bulletin., 1914-08-05

Lee Hanauer Of Commercial ave-
nue. has returned from a visi1 at
Dawson Springs.
The Cairo bulletin., 1914-08-05

Joseph Bellamy of EldoTado. Ill,
is the guest OF Carl and Joseph har-
cher.
The Cairo bulletin., 1914-08-05

Miss Virginia Halliday left last
tight for a visit in Findlay, Ohio
The Cairo bulletin., 1914-08-05

Mrs. R. l.. Britton and Miss Iva
Stringer of Pulaski, We're here shop
ping yesterday.
The Cairo bulletin., 1914-08-05

Miss Gladys Cooley Of TexarkaHa
Ark, is the guest OF Miss Hope Tay
Tor.
The Cairo bulletin., 1914-08-05

Edwin McNabb OF Detroit, Mich"
is spending a few days here on bust
ness
The Cairo bulletin., 1914-08-05

Hon. Homer l.. Wrisbt Of Unity
attended to legal business here >es
terday afternoon.
The Cairo bulletin., 1914-08-05

NJ. S. Carter and family who have
been visiting at Orma, Wis, have
returned home.
Evening journal., 1914-05-14
LAITY To HAVE
VOICE IN NAMING
NEW bishops
Diocesan Convention Unani-
mouSly in Favor OF Rev.
F.M. KirkuS' Amendment
CHANCELLOR curtis
TO Be LEGAL ADVISOR

An amendment to the constitution Of
the Protestant Episcopal Diocese Of
Delaware, giving the right to the lay
members Of the diocese to participate in
the election Of bishops was the principal
feature of the afternoon session Of the
l2sth annual diocesan convention III lm-
manuel Episcopal Church in New Castle
yesterday afternoon.
The amendment was introduced on the
floor at the morning session by Rev.
Frederick NJ Kirkus, rector Of Trinity
Church Of this city It was adopted by
ia unanimous vote but under the con-
stitution the amendment will lay over
until the diocesan convention next wear,
when il viii be brought up for final ac-
tion on it. An amendment must be fa-
yorably acted on at two successive an
nual conventions to be effective
Under the present provisions Of the
constitution governing. the election Of
bishops in this diocese the clergy nomi-
iOates by ballot, some presbyter for that
loiiicea a two-thirds vote is necessary
for a nomination. The nomination made
by the clergy is sent to the lay dele
gates and ii approved by a two thirds
vote the nominee Is elected bishop. Un-
der these provisions the lay dclcgaes
must either confirm on reject tile nomi-
nee Of the clergy, bal haNe no voice IN
the selection Of the nominee
The amendment proposed by Mr. l>ir-
kus places the lay delegates upon equal
terms with the clergy M selecting 3
nominee The amendment provides that
no election OF bishop shall take place
unless there be present there-fourths OF
the clergy and lay delegates represent
/ ing three-fourths of the contributing con
ieregations in the diocese The election
shall be by ballot, the two orders voting
separately and Goncufreutly until somJ
nominee shah receive a. two-thrds Vots
of those Ia each order
Under this provision both orders must
( participate in both the nomination and
election OF bishop In speaking on his
motion to adopt the amendment Nh
kirkus said the diocese Of Delaware is
Z the only one within his knowledge
where the lay delegates do not partici-
pate Ia the nomination as well as the
I election Of "A bishop Tie said he had
CONTINUED on Page Eleven.).-
Evening journal., 1914-05-14
many FRIENDS MOURN
AT BIER OF MR.. Jones

The funeral Of John F. Jones, the
we'll known tObacconist, who died on
Monday from pneumonia, took place
from his late residence, No 1112 West
Fourth street. this morning. The
house was completely filled with
friends of Mr. Jones.
The officiating clergymen were the
Rev Thomas F, Waldron, pastor Of
St. Paul's r. c. Church, assisted by
the Rev. Eugene Murphy, of Easton,
Nd. The pail bearers We're Thomas
McDermott. John Hickey. Clarence M.
Dillon. George Black. Charles Ellis
and Frank Barton.
The floral offerings We're beautiful and
filled a large carriage. Beautiful wreaths
We're sent BY the Wilmington Lodge Of
Elks. the Idle Hour Club. Delaware
Horse Show Association, Delaware Club
and the Turf Club. Individual members
OF the clubs and OF other organizations
sent floral tributes.
Last night a great number Of people
called at the house and paid their re-
speets to the deceased Interment was
private
Evening journal., 1914-05-14
Governor APPOINTS TO
SEVERAL STATE BOARDS

Special to THE EVENING JOURNAL
DOVER, Del, May IA Announce
ment was made at the State House al
noon today Of the following appoint
ments by Governor Miller.
Members of the board Of trustees
OF the Delaware State Hospital al
Farnhurst for a term Of three years
from April "a 1914 George S. Ca
pelle, Wilmington Or Thomas G.
Frame, Dover. DR. Rowland G.
Paynter. Georgetown
Members Of the State Board Of Ex-
amners Of Graduate Nurses, for three
years from May Is, 1914 Dr. Harold y.
Springer, Wilmington; Miss Florence j..
Thomas Marshallton: for the unex-
pired term ending May 2, 1916, Miss
Amy g. Allen, Wilmington
Members Of the State Board OF Dental
Examiners Dr. G. r. Jelferies, DR.. S. r.
Johns, Dr. G. }. Kinkead. all Of VIII
mington; Dr. G. NJ Hollis. Seaford all
foI term Of four years.
Evening journal., 1914-05-14
CAPTAIN ELLISON BLOCKS SCHEME;
DIRECTOR HARRIS. THREATENS REPRISALS

once more it has been demonstrated that while United
afu in the matter Of obtaining big
% obtaining mat
that small hs.attenton 70 offer reward
BALDWIN springer member Of New county
saubury political
followers hasreeeed appointment as a reward for his party loyalty
0 Bureau 0 Washing
TranscTiber Deaths Registered the
The aaryis cents for each death certificate copied
In 1919 the position which was occupied BY Republican Secretary
1t sometimes pays less it seldomtppys more
patronage thrown Mr. senator
follower the Wilson administration The clear Inference
drawn correspondence
n
Ellison the Board Of Health and Registrar Of vital
Wilmington, permit Mr. Springer
the death certificates hed his oniee unless he show
law which directs him to do it.
There is such law national
Springer
Statistics the City Of Wilmington that there work that he can do
and that he cannot get the h odd dollars year that the work
usually it.
BY way reprsa Harris.
ellison his refusal
Wilmington the mortality
year 1914 that explanation Of the omission will be
Captain Ellison oed wilmington represented in
mortality entirely
sIF YOU DESIRE no GIVE SUGGEST,
HAVE No OBJECT0N- CAPTAIN ELLsON HAS WRITTEN ~As IT
WILL OPPORTUNITY 10 SHOW THE PUBLIC THAT
MORE CONCERNED N THE HANDLING OF POLIrcssTHAN IN
THE DUTY or YOUR OFFICE"
That tie political significance q the appointment Of Mr. Springer
salisbury Democrat the mortality statistics work heretofore
Captain Ellison appreciated certain
Ellison Republican politician;
Republican Club this city;
the Of Health Registrar Statistics this
city to Republican board The appointment Of Mr. Springer viewed
by the friends Captain Ellison politics ndulged
Salisbury Director the
has the practice OF the local Registrar Vital
for
This cheap partisan
reprisal in connection with the work
William
Republican
interfering witthis emoluments.
wggasvorB. Republican william
ference.
II remained the Wilson administration TO discover through
Salisbury that should be looked Federal
a
situation Springer nor
information desired
the Registrar Vital Statistics
ena him send TO Washington
desired Mortality All
political being
information Federal tranber
He
each He would lose money death
4 springers appointment small
Evening journal., 1914-05-14
BURY SOLDIER wIrH HONORs.

Special to THE EVENING JOURNAL
DELAWARE CITY, Del. May H.
John Burns, a private Of the 45th
Company, who was drowned in the
canal Sunday morning. was given a
military funeral on Tuesday. After
the funeral services the body was
sent to Lynn, Mass.
The body was brought from the
reservation to Delaware City on a
gun carriage drawn by six horses.
IL was escorted by the 45th Company
and the Thirteenth Coast Artillery
Band played the funeral march. Ser
vices were held in St Paul's r. c.
Church. The Rev. Joseph Heavey
officiated
At the railroad station before the
body was placed on the train for
shipment. a firing squad from the
45th Company fred three volleys over
the casket and Musician Laird of the
45th Company sounded taps. Six pri-
Yates Of the 45th Company we're pail
bearers
Evening journal., 1914-05-14
bishop NEELY TO DEDICATE
THE new HILLCREST Church

Bishop Thomas B. Neely, OF Phila-
delphia, will dedicate the new Hill
crest Methodist Episcopal Church.
corner on Marsh Road and the Darby
trolley line. on Sunday, May 3i The
Bishop will preach the morning ser-
mon and give other valuable services
during the day.
The new church Is built OF Brandy
wine granite and present a striking
appearance, being located in a grove
of forest trees The edifice was de-
signed by Fl. +. Rhodes, and was built
hy the people Of the congregation. At
times they worked both day and night
on the building and it is now com
pleted The church is valued at $4,000.
OF which $1,000 remains to be paid
District Superintendent T. l.. Hof-
fecker also will be present at the
dedeatory service.
Evening journal., 1914-05-14
TO ARRANGE SPECIAL TRAIN
FOR BARRY Celebration

meeting Of all persons who in
tend 10 go to Washington to attend
the unveiling Of the Barry monument
on Saturday will be held in Irish
American Hall tonight. The commit
tee in charge is planning to get a
special train for the Wilmington
party on Saturday, but it is necessary
to have a specified number to make
the trip before a special train can
be secured. For that reason it is de-
sired that all persons who desire to
take advantage Of a special train and
a special rate for the trip on Satur-
day shall attend a meeting at Irish
American Hall tonight to assure a
special train being obtained.
Evening journal., 1914-05-14

This picture shows Mexican Fed
erals in an Old building used as a
fort at Tampieo Waiting for the re-
newed attack Of the rahal The lole
in the vail was made by a cannon
shot during the assault several weeks
ago. The Federals used this hole for
one Of their field guns and for sharp
shooting.
Evening journal., 1914-05-14
DELAwAREAE LOSES
LEE In RIfEEAIn

The body Of Edward Williams. 30
years old, a lineman, who died Tuesday
night ia Buffalo, n. u, as result OF
injuries sustained by falling twenty feet
from the top Of a tower wagon, was
shipped last night to Delmar. Del, for
interment. Williams mother was for
merly resident OF Wilmington, but re-
Gently moved to Dclmar.