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The Cairo bulletin. (Cairo, Ill.) 1???-1928, 1914-02-25
POINTED PARAGRAPHS

Paper money is soft but hard t,
get.
There's no love so inexpensive a.
a mothers.
Keep one eye on your enemies
md two on your friends.
Many so-ealled opportunity IS
merely an optical illusion.
Girls. keep your fianees at a dis
tance-from young widows.
An impossiblity is something a
woman is unable to co with hair.
min.
Somehow one never thinks Of
Naming his face because it needs
a shave.
Music may have charms for cav
aecs, bit the girl who does a con-
tinuons on the piano evidently for
eats that the neighbors are partly
civilized.
Coun. your chickens before they
are hatched and you may have 70
make your chicken salad out OF
veal. ~
Love Is blind, and self-love delie'
the oculist.
He's wise guy who knows how
folks.
fft.Z I.
derstand women are not human
owls, but of the gasoline type.
The married man who flatters
his wife is never pestered by d.
vorce lawyer.
The business Of the clown and tbs
beauty doctor is to make faces. IA
The Cairo bulletin. (Cairo, Ill.) 1???-1928, 1914-02-25

numerous orders for cases, an
sales are expected to IT, kc a b
squirt today.
One saloonist said Srudqy that
customer who lives in 4 lrtyn ns
been taking home quart W Blu
bon every night since February
Cthcrs got cheaper prices Who'll
sale ana had their goods shipped
them through the salcUnist.
A crowd of country candidate
thvo'nged Main street saloon Fr
day night buying as though it We
tho DAY before election. We can
step around any when the salool
are closed So W3 are going to do
now they said.
The Cairo bulletin. (Cairo, Ill.) 1???-1928, 1914-02-25
nfNPH ISDRIYkERS
LAYING IN SUPPLY
Delta City Saloon Close at Midniyh,
5 ...rday-An 0asi3 Here
And There.
The Memphis Commercial-Appea'

The Memphis Commercial-Appea'
gays;
Only six moro days.
Shop early.
Merphians probably will pur~
chase moro alcoholic beverages THIS
week than during any previous
week in the history Of the city o.
Saturday a midnight every saloon
in the city viii close to open no
more The average liquor drllkeT
does not believe that Memphis VII
be as d.y as she well-known powder
horn, hat he is taking no chance.
There we're numerous sales OF tire
and fouf bottle packages Saturday
night The wholesale houses have
The Cairo bulletin. (Cairo, Ill.) 1???-1928, 1914-02-25
TO ADVERTISE LUMBER.

AT 4 convention held in New Or.
leans the other day, the Yellor,
Pine manufacturers Association
voted an assessment on its members
to spend $4,000 in newspaper adj.
vertising. They noted that Cali.
fornia fruit growers spend large
The Cairo bulletin. (Cairo, Ill.) 1???-1928, 1914-02-25
Peculiarly Of the Mississippi.

One OF the most peculiar things
about the Mississippi river was figured
out by a government engineer. He
says that it would be possible for a
man to take light canoe at Green
Vile Miss, and by floating down
stream 40 miles and portaging four
times he would find himself 30 miles
upstream FOR, sae" he started
The Cairo bulletin. (Cairo, Ill.) 1???-1928, 1914-02-25
urday evening.

/
The Woman's Guild of ST. Peters
Episcopal church, will meet at tn
home of Mrs. VIM. Martin, Sr., o.
Fourth and Poplar streets. Frida.
afternoon.
Mrs. May Smith and daughter
Miss Mary, of Springfield. who ara
the guests Of Mrs. II. NJ Smith and
| granddaughter. Miss Margaret Mes
bitt. leave Sunday for Vienna where
| .hey will visit relatives.
Edward Westerman and dauga-
ter, Margaret, left Sunday for Belle
Vile to visit Mr.. Westerman'9
brother. Sylvester. who is i'll in a
hospital. From Belleviile they will
go to CHICAGO and thence to Gary,
Ind. to visi. Mr. and Mrs. Edw.
Williams.
The Woman's Club met Monday
.fternoon at the home of Mrs. Clift
Compton on High street The az
ternoon was devoted to a Washing
ton program. Roll call was ans
wered with George Washington
The club sapg MY
Country tbs of Thee" a paper on
tho Home Life of Washington"
was read by Mrs. F. W. Handley
Under the caption Interesting Top
les on Washington Mrs. William
Read exhibited a copy of paper
published in 1900, in which there
we're many condolences from for
eign countries to America in her |
bereavement for her beloved Pres |
dent, Washington. This was mos
interesting. Mrs. G. A. Compt jn |
cad description of Washington.
Mrs. c, Z. Richey told the member
lbout the relics of George Wash
ugton which she had seen durin
'er recent visit to Washington, y
:. This was followed by a discus.
ion entitled who were the Tw
iraatest Men of Modern Times
md ouizzer In What Year Wer
he Coiors Of the National Fiar
In a contest of origiha
erse on WASHINGTON" the honor,
we're awarded to the Club president,
irs. w. w, Hough. Following this
he meeting was IN charge OF Mrs
William Read. directress of TIC
1usical department This portion
t the afternoon was devoted tel
robert Schumann. whose. biography
'as read by Mrs. Floyd yesterday
he program was concluded with
lusical selections of this composer
Harry Armstrong Oh CaFterville.
pent SUNDAY with his parents, Nr
ND Mrs. john Armstrong, OF Third
trect.
Mrs. ]. b. Mathis is seriously nj
It her home on High street.
John Martin of Clmsted, was in
he city on business Monday.
Mr.. ana Mrs. John Read and Mr
md Mrs. William DAVIS spent sun
lay wiz Mr.. and Mrs Claude
Smith in Cairo.
Mrs, Claude Johnson of Mounds
vas the guest OF Mrs. j. w. John
on, on High street. Monday.
Mrs. Cliff Compton left TUESDAY
Of Chester, ILL.,. to- be at the bel
idc Of her father. l. n, McElroy
gho is seriously ILL
Mrs. Alex. Weldon, OF Cair0, va
r. g'est 81 friends here Monde
nd attended a meeting o. the Re-
'ekah lodge that evening.
William Davis made bushes
rip to Grand Chain Monday.
Miss Essie b. Hurst, Of Mt. Ca"
mel, is visiting her grandmother
irs. NJ. J. Hurst, of Main street
The Cairo bulletin. (Cairo, Ill.) 1???-1928, 1914-02-25
A Good Cough Medicine for Children

CONVINCING proof OF The rare cura-
tive properties of Chambefiai1 5
Cough Remedy came from Mrs. Mary
Feweett, of Grinnell, Iowa, who
says Chamberlain Cough Rem
edy helped my little boy a grea.
deal when ne had whooping cough.
1T is a good medicine" For sale by
all dealers. Advt.
The Cairo bulletin. (Cairo, Ill.) 1???-1928, 1914-02-25
Sick Headache,

This is usually caused by a di
order of the stomach. Take go
dose Of Chamberlain Tablets al
tomorrow you will feel all right. F
sale by All dealers. A dv
Chronique scandaicuse'
Gossip (at top or her voice as tu'
train rushes along )-'Why do | ste
talking at the stations? Ny good gil
do you suppose | want everybody
hear all about Aunt Sophie and Il
chauffeur? Punch.
The Cairo bulletin. (Cairo, Ill.) 1???-1928, 1914-02-25

; ms in advertising and fruit erot.-
rs Of Hawaii increased their b ST.
SIS to about 100000 annually.
The Cairo bulletin. (Cairo, Ill.) 1???-1928, 1914-02-25

was IS Colts five cartridge royol
yer on 4 A. frame.
The Cairo bulletin. (Cairo, Ill.) 1???-1928, 1914-02-25

Including the Full Nine.
The average life Of cat Is said to
DO fifteen years
The Cairo bulletin. (Cairo, Ill.) 1???-1928, 1914-02-25
Daddy; sBedti,me
The Race
i. Between the
Secretary BI!j.

"oRAIE bids had pliuEi hed
daddy. had Aol Know
secretary Their
is such
The Richmond palladium and sun-telegram. [volume] (Richmond, Ind.) 1907-1939, 1914-08-06
A Message to Thin,
Weak, Scrawny Folks
An Easy Way to Gain 10 to 80 Lbs. Of
Solid, Healthy, Permanent Flesh.

An Easy Way to Gain 10 to 80 Lbs. Of
Solid, Healthy, Permanent Flesh.
Thin, nervous, undeveloped men and
women everywhere are heard to say,
II can't understand why 1 do not get
fat l eat plenty of good, nourishing
food" The reason is just this: You
cannot get fat, no matter how much
you eat, unless your digestive organs
assimilate the fat-making elements OF
your food instead of passing them out
through the body as waste.
What. is needed is means of gently
urging the assimilative functions of
the stomach and intestines to absorb
the oils and fats and hand them over
to the blood, where they may reach
the starved, shrunken, rundown It's
sues and build them up. The thin per
sons body is like dry sponge-eager
and hungry for the fatty materials OF
which it is being deprived by the fail
ure of the alimentary canal to take
them from the food. The best way to
overcome this sinful waste of flesh
building elements and to stop the leak
age of fats is to use Sargol, the re-
Gently discovered regenerative force
that is recommended so highly by ply
sicians here and abroad. Take little
Sargol tablet with every meal and no
tice how quickly your cheeks fill out
and rolls of firm, healthy flesh are de-
posted over your body, covering each
bony angle and projecting point. Your
druggist has Sargol, or can get it from
his wholesaler, and will refund your
money if you are not satisfied with
the gain in weight it produces as stat
ed ON the guarantee in each package.
1t is inexpensive. easy to take and
highly efficient.
Charlottesville Sargol has produc.
ed remarkable results in overcoming
nervous dyspepsia and general stom-
ach troubles, it should not be taken
unless you are willing to gain ten
pounds or more, for it Is a wonderful
flesh-builder. Leo H. Fihe.
The Richmond palladium and sun-telegram. [volume] (Richmond, Ind.) 1907-1939, 1914-08-06
PENNV|LLE ALUMNI
ELECT f 6. JACOBS
Former Students Hold An.
nual Reunion and FrOlic at
Jackson Park.

CAMBRIDGE CITY, Ind, Aug. g.
The annual reunion of the Pennville
school was held in Jackson Park and
was not only more generally attended
than for many years past, but was, as
we'll, one of the most interesting and
enjoyable of the many reunions held
in previous years.
The dinner was spread under the
shade of the beautiful maple trees,
about which were seated more then
one hundred persons at one time.
In the afternoon the number was
increased to $50 persons, including old
teachers, patrons and pupils. Horse
shoes, swings, music and dancing
passed the time merrily for all.
J. A. Markley, of Richmond, in the
absence of Mrs. J. w. Beard, who is
with friends at Lake Maxinkuckee,
presided. Letters were read from alb
sent members.
E. G. Jacobs was elected president.
and Mrs. Nancy Compton, reelected
secretary. J. L. Mcdaniel, Harry Sow
ers. and Charles Rothermel were nam
The Richmond palladium and sun-telegram. [volume] (Richmond, Ind.) 1907-1939, 1914-08-06

economic. A generation ago. when frontiers had
ceased to exist and almost al available territory
had been parceled out among the Powers, it was
clearly foressen that Germany and Austria
would oatgrow their own areas in . few years.
Expansion was inevitable. To expand meant
conflict with other Powers and that meant war.
This fact has been the key to the European sit
uation since Kaiser Wilhelm took the throne and
makes clear the long preparation BY the nations
involved. The struggle was inevitable and would
have come whether or no.
During all this time, Germany and England
have been engaged in an industrial war almost
as fierce and exhaustive siege of battles.
This remorseess locking of horns by two nations,
both determined on industrial Supremacy has
meant a vast deal Of suffering, poverty, and
death-just how much anyone familiar with con-
ditions in England will know. While is bar
barrie, while it is incompatible with all the accept
ed principles of civilization an industrial war is
quite as barbaric and it may be that short de-
csive struggle with arms will prove less costly in
money and lives than continued economic duel.
Meanwhile compensatory forces are already
at work. It may be the case, as has often been
asserted, that this last huge war may prove the
death of war. Like logical fallacy, which
works itself out finally into an absurdity, it may
be that this present battling may serve to dem
onstrate the utter futility of settling interna-
tional disputes by an appeal to the arbitrament
of arms. The American Red Cross Society has
formally offered its services to both sides. This
may in itself be comparatively small thing, but
Goes not this offer of unselfish Christian service
suggest that there are already forces at work
which in time will silently steal away from the
heart of man that race antipathy and blood lust
which has no other satisfaction than authorized
murder and the of a method of settling diff
ferences between nation and nation which was
long ago found useless in settling the disputes
between man and man?
The Richmond palladium and sun-telegram. [volume] (Richmond, Ind.) 1907-1939, 1914-08-06
The Greatest OF Wars

Each of the belligerent European nations has
sealed up so securely all the avenues of commu-
nication, accurate knowledge OF the events and
battles in the stupendous conflict now going on
is almost impossible. In consequence there IS
nothing for outsiders to do except possess them
selves in patience while what promises to be the
most awful war in the races history hurls itself
to conclusion.
It seems safe to conclude that the struggle,
now definitely launched, must progress to de-
nouement: there can be no turning back. The
die is cast and there is no telling how long hell
may reign in Europe. The probabilities are,
however, that the fighting can't last long. The
nations have been preparing for this since Bis
marck's time and, like pugilists, are trained up
to the minute, prepared to throw all their forces
at once into the conflict. There will be no long
delays or sparrng for time. The furies and
flames of conflict have been at work beneath
the surface for generation and now that they
are breaking through the crust will soon spend
themselves.
It is great mistake to suppose the Insult
to Austria" by Servia is the "cause" of the war
That was merely the point at which the light
ming struck. The real cause of the struggle is
The Richmond palladium and sun-telegram. [volume] (Richmond, Ind.) 1907-1939, 1914-08-06

ed by the president as members of the
executive committee for the coming
year, and appointed Mrs. John Shroy-
er, Miss Catherine Jones, and Miss Jul
liza Petty as members of the program
committee.
Among the number present was A.
w. Bradbury, of this city, who assist
ed his brother, Daniel w. Brs dbury,
now of Indianapolis, in teaching the
first Pennville school, on the present
site in 1857.
OF the pupils of fifty-seven years
ago, there were present J. A. Markley.
Richmond; Andrew Menke, Chester:
Robert Tout, Indianapolis; James
Helms, Arlington, J. l.. Mcdaniel and
Miss Anna La Neve, this city; E. G..
Jacobs, M. l.. Markley and Belle
Menk, w. H. Trussler, of Everton, a
former trustee, was also present.
The reunion will be held again in
1915.
The Richmond palladium and sun-telegram. [volume] (Richmond, Ind.) 1907-1939, 1914-08-06
RESERVE $50 SITES

Tomorrow morning the plat Tor new
campers at the chautauQua will pc
opened at headquarters at the Y. M. g.
4. Friday morning headquarters will
be moved to the chautauqua grounds.
The headquarters tent was put up this
Afternoon and the auditorium Will be
raised tomorrow morning.
Over half Of the total number ot
lots have been signed tor by the old
campers, who have been given the past
three days to decide upon their lots.
The total number Of tents now sub
scribed for is 1870. There will be about
275 tents on the grounds this year.
compared with 252 last year. The west
addition to the grounds makes this
possible.
Merchants who have charge OF the
sale of over a thousand season tick
cts at the reduced rate. report that
the tickets are being sold rapidly.
The Richmond palladium and sun-telegram. [volume] (Richmond, Ind.) 1907-1939, 1914-08-06

pay is given them and accommodation
for their families is a matter of per-
sonal arrangement.
When on home service the men are
allowed ashore most every night from
p. m. until 5 a. m. in summer and
a. m. in winter. Soldiers may marry
"On the Strength" but only certain
proportion of married men can be
carried on the strength by each regi-
ment. The soldier must have served
two years, must wait his turn, and his
wife-to-be must b. of good character
vouched for by some responsible party.
Married quarters are provided at each
barracks free of charge and extra pay
is granted the man.
Returning to the navy from which
have depressed little, must not
omit to refer to the volunteer naval
reserve force which has been in
stituted of late years. Training ships
are stationed at many ports and
civilians have been enabled to under
go naval training, supplemented by a
yearly training of two weeks on an
ocean-going man of war. This force
has steadily gained in numbers and
popularity each year and is now quite
force to be reckoned in time of
danger. Entry to the navy as an Of
ficer is a difficult and costly propo-
sition.
Must Be Nominated.
The age limit is from II to IL years
and the boy must be nominated by an
admiral. His next step is to pass a
qualifying examination of a general
nature. That being satisfactory he is
enrolled as naval cadet and studies
for four years, being compelled to pass
an examination each year. Failure to
pass any year brings his career to a
close. At the age of Is or 16 he be.
comes a midshipman and his future
progress is automatic and goes by
seniority. His pay, like that of the
army officer, is never sufficient to
keep him and only those in receipt OF
The Richmond palladium and sun-telegram. [volume] (Richmond, Ind.) 1907-1939, 1914-08-06
Greensboro, IND.

Mrs. Mosey Of Cincinnati. O.. y here
visiting her son. George and family.
Mr. and Mrs. Dan Harvey ct New
Castle, were the guests Of DR.. kerr's
over Sunday.
Charles Campbell is threatened with
typhoid fever.
NJ. Lamb was Richmond visitor
Tuesday.
Ella Ritts is having a new addition
built to her residence.
Mrs. Good returned home to Rich
m0nd Saturday evening.
The free concert Of the Teetor-k1art-
ley band of Hagerstown. was grand
success. We stand up and say thank
you. Come again, you are welcome.
|. Mr. and Mrs. John Ellis and daugh-
tiers. Mary and Susie, went to Econ
omy Sunday and spent the day with
Mr.. and Mrs. Ray Swallow.
Bishop Floyd of Dublin, il spending
the week with old friends and making
new ones.
Ted Davis is putting In his vacation
making improvements. He has also
purchased a new auto.
Charles Howard of Richmond, was
the guest of his father, Adam Howard,
over Sunday.
The Richmond palladium and sun-telegram. [volume] (Richmond, Ind.) 1907-1939, 1914-08-06

private allowances to augment their
service can hold positions as officers
An army lieutenant receives $125 a
cay. Naval officers are paid on a
slightly higher scale. Service in the
Royal Marines is for a period Of IL
consecutive years with the same priv
ilege of serving p years for a pension.
A marine taking his discharge at IL
years can join the reserve at his own
option and many do so. These re-
servists report for training once a
year. The pay in this branch of the
British service is slightly higher than
the army but less than the navy. The
marine infantry are known as Red
Marines, and the marine artillery as
Blue Marines.
1t will be seen that Great Britain
can place a large number of trained
men in the field and it's navy of course
is the strongest in the world.
The Richmond palladium and sun-telegram. [volume] (Richmond, Ind.) 1907-1939, 1914-08-06
SET SAIL
Two Thousand French Leave
New York.

NEW YORK, Aug. 6.-To the music
of the "Marsellaise" and shouts of
ION to Berlin" the French liner La
Lorraine sailed today for France, car
rying 1000 reservists who have gone
to fight the Kaiser.
Previous to her departure, Captain
Murras conferred at length with Cap
tain Haddock of the Olympic who had
reported sighting a German cruiser on
his way from England. The Olympic
arrived safely and Captain Murras
stated that he could take a chance"
The Richmond palladium and sun-telegram. [volume] (Richmond, Ind.) 1907-1939, 1914-08-06
BOOST CHAUTAUQUA

A half dozen Hagerstown business
men visited the Commercial club
boosting the Hagerstown Chautauqua,
which opens there Sunday. The
Chautauqua will continue for five
days under tent. The delegation
visited several other places in Rich
mond disposing of tickets to the
event,
The Richmond palladium and sun-telegram. [volume] (Richmond, Ind.) 1907-1939, 1914-08-06
se,xe GERMAN sH,e.

MANCHESTER. Eng. Aug. 6-The
German merchant steamer Dryapd
was seized at her docks here this Aft
ernoon. Seventeen members Of her.
crew belonging to the German navy
were detained.
The Richmond palladium and sun-telegram. [volume] (Richmond, Ind.) 1907-1939, 1914-08-06

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The Richmond palladium and sun-telegram. [volume] (Richmond, Ind.) 1907-1939, 1914-08-06
DR.. ANNA HOWARD SHAW.

When told of Mrs James J. Browns
intention to become a candidate for
the seat in the United States Senate
of Senator Thomas when his term ex-
pires next year, DR.. Anna Howard
Shaw, suffragist leader was anything
but calm. tits down right treason for
any Colorado woman to think of run
ming against Senator Thomas, who has
done so much for our cause. Besides
it's five years too early for any woman
to try for the United States senate"
she snorted.
The Richmond palladium and sun-telegram. [volume] (Richmond, Ind.) 1907-1939, 1914-08-06

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pain in my side and
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of the time. Lydia
E. Pinkbam's Vege-
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done me lots of GOOD
The Richmond palladium and sun-telegram. [volume] (Richmond, Ind.) 1907-1939, 1914-08-06
WOMAN IN
BAD CONDITION
Restored To Health by Lydia
E. Pinkham's Vegeta-
bic Compound.

Montpelier, VT 1--WE have great
faith in your remedies. was very ir-
The Richmond palladium and sun-telegram. [volume] (Richmond, Ind.) 1907-1939, 1914-08-06
MASONIC CALENDAR

Thursday-Wayne Council, No. 10
r. & S. NJ, stated assembly.
The Richmond palladium and sun-telegram. [volume] (Richmond, Ind.) 1907-1939, 1914-08-06

Note-In his concluding article,
n. n. HadIow, formerly Of the
British army where he served
with distinction in the Boer war,
describes how England mobiIizes
her troops.
The Ocala evening star. [volume] (Ocala, Fla.) 1895-1943, 1914-11-25
CRUSHED RUSSIANS AROUND
THE CARPAIHIANs

budapest. Nov. rs 1he second
Russian invasion OF Hung gary ahna
the Carpathian mountains has been
repulsed The invaders were drawn
into trap and 1t i reported that
the enemy lost $4,000 killed and
wounded Later, the retreating Rus
slams were caught hi snow STORM
and thousands were frozen It'd death.