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Tulsa daily world. [volume] (Tulsa, Indian Territory [Okla.]) 1905-1919, 1914-04-09
CEA@SlFlEp AND RATES

AdVlIlIfsmWb VII Do tIcruIcI u no
World aud Sun on The following conditions
ONLY
No add less than l5c We reserve the
rrht t0 revise and elias Ny all fds Return
wrong replies. luIyu time adds very seldom
fail Money refunded ON unused insertions.
lTrurs corrected Ur mpty refunded,
RATES.
one cent w1rI i.r etgh issue phont
your ODD t1 1000 Your credit 10 good 10 yun
own % telephone. CIata.Ltuluu NOT g.arau'
ttt4 after h b. m.
Tulsa daily world. [volume] (Tulsa, Indian Territory [Okla.]) 1905-1919, 1914-04-09
s,s 'tulls
CQh, ..aci6sh1o
fAIa Er2-
HELP WANTED-MALR

HELP WANTED-MALR
WANrEp--Good live boy with experience
ln general farm work miles cust Ken
dali College George Henr.
WANTED NJ T.. operator for summer sea.
son must be competent sober and re
liable. state experience, reference aud low.
est. ght work only iu park Address
Carver Nov ADV. Co.. oo7 w. Bird ST.
WANTED Young man To- work at Dairy
lunch countor Old Pos. office building
LOCOMOTIVE frcmcu, brahsmen, 500
monthly Necessary signal instruction
free. sead age, postage Hallway care
World
HELP OF all classes furnished nee Il. r.
tickets bought sold and exchanged lul.
sa Employment e.. Phone 1913
,~~-~~~~-~-~-O~~>~~
SITUATIONS WANTED
WANTED Position as .touogapher hy
Young lady, experienced furnish best Of
rciu,nrc. can Biuck 5000.
SIENOGKApuER and booksccper VIII do
your work for SIS to S.5 per month Re.
ply caro World Bon aioo.
EXPERIENCED gas engineer viii 20 any.
whore. BoA 345i care Word.
FIRST CLASS carpenter wants WORK by
DAY or contract, or N44 exchange WORK
for anything Of value Address Carpenter
H. K Box l22, City
NAATED Position by ucat appearing lady
VIII consider doctors as,sstspt, Office
girl on cashier employment Address d2O1
care World
CHAUFFEUR wants position, careful driver
keep car in perfect condition, 40 repuII
bills, expert mechanic, references address
'a4s World.
AUIOMOBlLES- Expert auto mechanic
wants to take care Of 5 or more autos By
,he month Phone 25i2.
WANIED-Posi,on. steuogropher, by young
man, competent. Address 3227 World.
GOOD dress maker wants sewing, good CUTE,
and filter. Call Phone 225l.
----0~~0~0-0O0O~~~~--O-O-0
AGENTS WANTED
W ANIED Live runNasSers 10 work n,rr
by towns, expenses advanced only bust.
Iefs need apply reference required, room
Old J.. q. Bldg
ACCIDENT and health solicitor. a live wire
in Your territory wanted, address J.. j.
J9.hson district agent box, GA Claremorc.
Okla.
Tulsa daily world. [volume] (Tulsa, Indian Territory [Okla.]) 1905-1919, 1914-04-09
BUSINESS CHANCES

nIgTM @ ~I A N IEG
ON Loo VI ~ y = 49,
AU-IAF-- sNAu. H .n homo ..l H...I..
house umlusd Iebt rooms NJ l.u
tWn iHr sHIn. QUO. u. thv bni E
I'Iu"A'.t u lAg '.'t ol l.'.
.'' .''." T.. 'A' .'.. ..
I..,r r.I lea,Ir. avn l.n. ...m..is
N. d.. 90 "a bU.uM mr ,4-. .. .H ..
IH.H .H terms Ad4I.7s .-3- ... N..|
YIt -t.E .g..a .u. UI.1...f.. Hr uU
uI su throughout ru. ".,.. Ium-
T +'.u u HaH. n u .N'
+ .'','. m'.'
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ln.. g. lu. k.a.u 'a"
lI",. I..." '-'.
FOR ~AIE NrH ..a's mu. o..
,'....' l'.'.'''. h'' ESQ ... "..''
INt propositions small ..W. NN uut
,..rrts' rs' "9" nest "" = .,,, ".".. -4.. - nSa,.
h'ol located 'a".4 room D" '.'.' ''..'.
-,..-, .n N"... -..,'
FOX ,,'u AI.h a.'rg... ,I',. l.,"Ss' ,a.
Main '''' '''! '''.i''''
Tulsa daily world. [volume] (Tulsa, Indian Territory [Okla.]) 1905-1919, 1914-04-09
SHOTS FOR TE PRICE OF ONE F YOU USE yoRD
ROOMS FOR RENT
NIIU kTgFEn


p,,n,p ,,,p ,,rtyr
NOOMS > FOX hE N
iuANisHhp.
INR Nl\l s.p,.u. .uum I.r .u., OBJ. .IuH
s. t ." "'o "'' 'Hl' '.'l M't.
.r '. ". .' f.r '.' ...
IIIIttI NuE l,.UN. Furnished r.uu. A..
".''. "..Int I','N..'r "". hr .I
lU "'N''. ... W.
I'N tDNI N.D. "ul.N.d n0m g.IH.
'..n. Hu. a'.
I" ".|.. ."'.. 'N
u.. I'D" ".' ''.'. '''.
.1H h.'I Tvs. u.m FURNISHED ur ...
'''. 800. .'. "".
'"t ||. r.. .I . UG r.... M
... .... ... DHu... .I. ~ OH.
|Ht tN| N.ug Furnished H. I.I
.nHm tI.. ..pn. ru.. u......... .....
|NN h.AI Ou. .uUnnt I... ...I H.....
u-s. II.n Untf.
IuK RM>I Our urmt housekeeping .....
Tulsa daily world. [volume] (Tulsa, Indian Territory [Okla.]) 1905-1919, 1914-04-09
Mooney GO LOan

On household goods. pianos, dia-
monds or live stock Rates reason
able Room 25 over p. o.. or phon.
1868.
Tulsa daily world. [volume] (Tulsa, Indian Territory [Okla.]) 1905-1919, 1914-04-09

High prices paid for second hand
Furniture and Stoves We buy. sell
and exchange new and second hand
Furniture.
Tulsa daily world. [volume] (Tulsa, Indian Territory [Okla.]) 1905-1919, 1914-04-09

REAL ESTATE


~-.~0~7~"0.r~l'"r,-~-- ,.-,'.--r-.,--.r
pE,I rcT,vr
'--4NN - %
I.nu .N.r 1l. ..., tu.ts ,rulaI..n.
r,Nr hly M.t I.e boz .nr Acms nae
r.H. .n $500 uH Fifteenth So. DOW op0n
num Main ST. tu lar A.r"s NH pay
1000 l.l ono n'p Zoo, l.H SgD w
...". I.A,'n n'i Robinson N'.'''
...' '.- ''' ..''
TWO INvw NuUHr I.. st|r. 500 1871. nHuI.
,.. h"N A. hhN Io .E.0aoe' hnh hds.
5000.
BARGAINS iu ' O. d. d runu houses ln
"l parts f O.E oH very easy terms 9r'
g.,
NEW room ho1'" rntM pH., fl',u'
F-" ."'h n"''H.' m'"'n'} "n'n Is
I'. H.. "''''' I''''
III
FOR SALE one room house, h'N'a anI
, N,N1H lHNl. "'"' '''4 '''''' ''
'.''
. ivh SALE Improved ug,i1'sa pIoP''y al
s,iMG,n'n' .o,"r' 0,o 49,, ,,, i,,T,r, Tor
uainumberrd lands improved or uumproved
.l R clark Exchange bldg Phone 1873
FOR SALE Hcnutlm. new bungalow. strict.
ly w 20 date high location In S'onebra,
hcr hwgh'' Iolv 80. 'nlHoh' p"sS,s',pp" -,
W, go iV r. SaT nIg
''.., -. ,-.-. ss --5
PHONE lass
FOR SALE o acre, hlocbe rost Of Cen.
u'y ,5'' r,r". '"', VI ny ', oaurr. @ Phone 225i
I FOR SALE N,v five room strictly mud.r
Tulsa daily world. [volume] (Tulsa, Indian Territory [Okla.]) 1905-1919, 1914-04-09

BUMGARNER & DOWNING.
Phone 1853 1924 East Second
Tulsa daily world. [volume] (Tulsa, Indian Territory [Okla.]) 1905-1919, 1914-04-09
AGENTS WANTED
NEUTRALITY-SUSPICIOUS.

WAITED To rent four room apartment
m.a' he strictly modem, ground floor and
".,l'" 0.o.hs OF Third a4d Main WI.
Phone Red lTt4 'N' I'''''"''
,-,z-,,,,.
IN. l'ah' ior storage, reasonable
222o VI '''''''''''' N' 'h'.ar'n. call
,..-.-,-...---
a. tN Hp lowing and yard work phone
-
"ANI 10 bgy g or room house. south side
--2- w - 9220o.0o. bon sSS World.
va ltD Mems second hand clothing
Phone 1850 1u ". Isi y2'' W g'NE sn, P''' paid
IDA 7i1s0N L-.- - IT.
parlors at the Na|"g CIp"Jio po o.. s''"SiI Sl,. ,
ciunats rho1e ll5g. aud would be rIaJ M
meet the ladies who appreciate neat III
aud exclusive style.
WANTED TO RENT 5 10 20 acrcs Of land
., i'r farming purposes within miles Of
j. ul2-. a. II. llA2, Az W. sra 81
QJICK service cheap prices on sewing.
-oI, o2l MIs. Moore.
WHEN YOU are ready to clean house. Dhone
% %2I 10 ASK Ion McpWti
WANTED BY couple without children,
30, 'urnlsued cottage for the summer, close
n pItrrIed Best of references. Phone
can can srye You money on your plumbing
Prone Morton 4G7s
\y.ZTLn no my -----.- --
bosrdiDr iU bor.o iA - ioomIhs house or
"a, ulHE mouse, cIoSe ID, or good cafe.
TADIFS .,iI - L.,.. .I....-.--.
,nada ,I ".' ~ rIp"S"'e "I I'Fm
tho ,nsrt ,t a"a 'S'"..Ii! II'S' form Oh
Wv -I,'- nv, -o4 80. boulder. htd l4E1.
aria, PIN M iu' n,sH''' mooerh' 10
,,---e ~ 9ov-
49, a. a5o So renls IeSSon discount
- - - = -, - -, Iia, ~
- = - q. e-.Ie,,-oh Ageh' J, oapu'pa okln
BOARD and room wanted BY young man
with private family, close in Phone 1858
CHlLDkEN'S sEWlEG-Ths work , 90.
eisity; all work r'arantesd. Phone 2io;
bsiorr p n.
TED-Dressmaking, work guaranteed
gl5 so. Main. Mrs. H. b. Montgomery
LADIES tailor and dTessm.Iinr r., IL
reference. 3l6 W. Ord Phone 45Os.
WANTED no RFNT--s nv 10 -oc-- -
house. can Red PISS ''OH inou''n
Tulsa daily world. [volume] (Tulsa, Indian Territory [Okla.]) 1905-1919, 1914-04-09
Pianos and Musical instruments
MOTORCYCLES

FOR SALE OR WILL TRADE Excellent
Story & CLARK piano in ON motorcycle or
10 trade Address 1884 care World
WANTED second hand tandem attachment
for motorcycle. Address, vs. J.. Austin.
p o box 395.
TOR SAIE-Twiu motor cycle with side
delivery Ph1ae 2sS5
Tulsa daily world. [volume] (Tulsa, Indian Territory [Okla.]) 1905-1919, 1914-04-09
FOR SALE-Misceilaneous

0ZE mir -f r0mDr-in-- ,roIr. gI15oo new
III marble TOP counter. meat block,
2 T. across top saw, clea,er, steel meat
UI,{5oGs SiA'os' s%GH as new E'ice fIt'5n2i,Uo'
rmTi,', ~" ." - "'''' 49, '"''''
80
FOR SALE Good paying confectionery
I''I !oe"u'h. theap IrnI p'c' reason
,.,,,J "Di, II pII. ia''H "' once W" room nay
10y o NALE ALI. heII sgLa'oas n El.uU d"|"'
IGg KS, y, pb,no
1,,1I, S,I-i ,-7Ii7,I, = -
'o' ~ w - I N'iEAi fl, He ,i.g ~ !, ,'t"F
wall cases. q #. floor case: 8 It. floor
case Tulsa Indian Trading Co.. 3I4 So.
Main ~t
WINDOW sAades sc. 2lG East Third ST.
! Low EMS Tor AoIs cLra!, 10 Eg2L J. Iil ",
RuMrIRS 25c, 2l6 East Third
11-,V1,I.D ,rn gI.r .T,. I.-,.. f.,.,s
pInno 9l75
son, ,7------------- e-Ii---- -----,
vN -, '' ~. 'pl,,m '''"H
D"s y. -"--'' ,'- ,,,.-,
IooL boxes and tools for -ale phone a9s1
NUEWRlTERS for sale or rent. easy terms
J.. C. Smith q Bros, Typewriter Co.
ihonc g5 or 5G7t
puI0V rarNs Ioc 2IG r Third.
a D. A. a aI - L.
,--,- H--,-,-, 80 '-- - a.,
fVN ALI ~ be-, box i9g S"le NOUS loo JOS
a., NM - 20
FOR sALE-My lease on oaeres 9f Raraein,
.nHu, ulsT lalse sMis"Dsri D, Deu sa. sh II II
= Corf1is. III ia = Man 81 Tulsa
- ,--,;I,-,,c7 - :, -, = - "a
70 G,aah cnrr,v Tor Tisa residepce lot An,
,Iv p n ~ I4fI
-! - 7-------- 9
tTH R 3A'tl Ra,o 9f3 f9'T R.iSss G"s' Blie ,U
~ 49, ---,-- - .--
FOR SALE-New eas engine siA h. p for'
Au-o W.
FOR sALEaA frame building I2NsA' H.
O''' AZ i'Yo '' -14'" -
-
TR1DE-200 acres all dilaJle, Wilson coan-
Rsn5s ,dr neII n"loms lana Ui' FranE gI % Mo
Ssy TSrr,ipai Bldg OLlohoma CIV
---
St.nJier 0L1s ~ rad foy nv r.,,n
house i'm Tulsa. Raw & RAY. IL Exchange
Bank Bldg Phone 346I
T0R TRIDT Piano nIavcr 1-auo -vjctro7o
pr aIto truck for lumber. concrete work
ccipentcrug, painting or sheet metal Nc
MILAN Piano GO.
yyANTFn no TRADF-Paro for cood miIE
COW. Phone l19 or 1865.
IOP TRADE $4,000 00 income Eastern g,fy
property IN good town. Want oil lease ur
production. Box 2-7 World
i--,1, -.I-r on --p.DL- 90 i1,- d, C--I-7---
OLA J. H. Beil Realty Co. II colonial
Irnst Phone l2eO
Grant county. Okla. clear. for s or
roor, residence Phone l4l5
--
tl5Oo W Oklahoha NY Improvement bonds
Dl sand Springs. Okla
- !. -, -
10 hACliA ~ E S'Uy.Oo n, second farm
mortgage lcr ora car fhone lllo.
Tor IRADE-Vr taio On easy terms ID
'-f"s f"ohe @
Tulsa daily world. [volume] (Tulsa, Indian Territory [Okla.]) 1905-1919, 1914-04-09
APARTMENTS FOR RENT

FOR RFNr-Threo room FURNISHED apart
ment South Cincinnati Ave. $4,000 Rus.
sell a Abbott Phone 1861, 2J4 Robinson
Arcade
FOR Rent room apartment CLOSE in. boz
first class shape. NO. AZ b. Cih 81
Phone 4a7.
Tulsa daily world. [volume] (Tulsa, Indian Territory [Okla.]) 1905-1919, 1914-04-09
FURNISHED ROOMS
WANTED
PERSONAL

TTTIT NAMES and " n Names having
divided hci- property leaving w
irGrts irdebteduess or bills made BY lA.ie
Names " - Names
Tulsa daily world. [volume] (Tulsa, Indian Territory [Okla.]) 1905-1919, 1914-04-09
UNFURNISHED ROOMS

WANTED D-Tw0 centrally located Office
rooms near an and Main, two close 10
housekeeping rooms Or uufurnished house
Box 1856
WANTED TO RENT-A modern 10 or ~
room house. reference furnished Address
g2O5 care Of Tulsa World
Tulsa daily world. [volume] (Tulsa, Indian Territory [Okla.]) 1905-1919, 1914-04-09

charcoal may be made from
coh5 or wood on the farm.
The L'Anse sentinel. (L'Anse, L.S., Mich.) 18??-current, 1914-03-21
Roosevelt's Position.

A full discussion OF the discredit-
able part Theodore Roosevelt played
in the campaign of 1912 is feature
of Saturday Evening Post article
written by ex-President Taft. Mr..
Taft points out that the sources from
which the Roosevelt votes came were
the Republicans as we'll as the Demo
Gratis who were carried along by his
radicalism and who believed that in
equalites and sufferings III human
society could be relieved by the adop-
ton of governmental measures advo-
Gated by Roosevelt. Added to these
were the company of the disconnected
who were glad to find their home
with a party that was protest
against everything that was and gave
therefore promise of a change in
their own conditions. Reviewing
these facts Mr.. Taft comes to the
fair conclusion that Roosevelt was
far from receiving at the polls the
support of a majority of all the voters
who had right to voice in the
selection at Chicago of the Republican
candidate for the presidency.
The L'Anse sentinel. (L'Anse, L.S., Mich.) 18??-current, 1914-03-21
PIONEERS OF THE FRONTIER
Red-BIooded Men and Women Were
Those Who Carved an Empire
From Wilderness.

No doubt the run of the continent"
has improved the fiber of the Ameri-
can people. or course, the we'll estab-
lished and the intellectuals had no mo-
tive to seek the west; but in energy
and venturesomeness those who sought
the frontier were superior to the
average of those in their class who
stayed behind. 1t was the pike rather
than the carp that found their way
out Of the pool. Now, in the main.
those who pushed through the open
door of opportunity left more children
than their fellows who did not. Often
themselves members of large families.
they had fecundity, as 1t were, In the
blood. With land abundant and the
outlook encouraging, they married
earlier. In the narrow life of the
young west, love and family. were
stronger interests than in the older
society; hence all married. Thanks
to cheap living and to the need OF
helpers, the big family was welcomed.
Living by agriculture, the west knew
little of cities, manufactures, social
rivalry. luxury and a serving class, all
foes Of rapid NEUTRALITY-SUSPICIOUS.
origins of the American People," by
Prof. Edward A. Ross. in the Century.
The L'Anse sentinel. (L'Anse, L.S., Mich.) 18??-current, 1914-03-21
DROVE GUORMET TO SARCASM
Evidently French Restaurant Wine
Was Not Exactly the Quality
He Had Ordered.

William E. Corey praised at Pitts
burgh club the wines OF California.
Our California Wines" said the
steel magnate, ARE much better than
wines of similar price in France,
for French wines are so adulterated
today that even a high-priced one
often tastes like burnt sugar and
water"
But the fine wines, the grand cru
wines are wonderful" young banker
interrupted
Mr.. Corey shook his head.
mot always" he said. "A friend
Of mine, a gourmet with whom l
lunched not long ago at fashionable
boulevard restaurant in Paris, ordered
a bottle of very old celebrated Mar
gaux. Pouring out little of the wine
and rolling 1t on, his tongue in true
gourmet fashion he made wry face.
"'Waiter!' he demanded. What
wine Is this you brought me"
1T is what monsieur ordered was
the reply. 'Margaux 1895, grand cru.
Humping sneered by friend, how
lucky 1t is to be so old and to conceal
its age 30 WE'LL"
The L'Anse sentinel. (L'Anse, L.S., Mich.) 18??-current, 1914-03-21
Critic Gets RELIGION.

"Dowling's" burned out on Times
square the other night, and those who
for years had occupied rooms above
the famous old billiard hall were
forced to run for their lives in what
raiment they happened to be wearing
at that nocturnal moment. Among
them was Kid Critic, who was at one
time fighter and is today the best
piano player between midnight and
one o'clock in an uptown music hall.
II did nut trick" Critic Is quoted
as saying. Il took two flights Of stairs
in two jumps, WI the fire bitin' at me.
If I'd been left at the post you coulda
buried me in fryin' pan"
And what did you get?" asked his
friend.
"On them stairs" said Mr.. Critic, 81
gets pair Of singed hands and re-
ligion."
The L'Anse sentinel. (L'Anse, L.S., Mich.) 18??-current, 1914-03-21
Too Good.

ITO say that honesty is the best pol.
icy-to say in other words, that the
more honest you are the richer you
will become-that is silly and self
evident lie."
The speaker, Harvey Woodruff, the
well-known G.. A. r. historian OF Hous
ton, had been discussing the honesty
of George Washington. He continued:
ITO be virtuous means to be poor
and wretched. Take the case of Auntie
Martha Washington Clay.
"Auntie Martha visited the Office OF
a Nola Chucky lawyer and said:
"'Ah wants a divorce from nah hus-
band Call
"why, auntie, what has Cal been
doingT
"'He's done got religion, sab, an ali
hain't tasted chicken TO free months
The L'Anse sentinel. (L'Anse, L.S., Mich.) 18??-current, 1914-03-21
Grundy on Shaw.

Sydney Grundy has written little
pamphlet in which he has gone for
Mr.. bernard Shaw with a Ratchet.
He says: 'Mr. Shaw is spent force
Ia closed chapter-a tale that Is
told--a back number lost chord-a
fired rocket-an exploded mine-an
extinct volcano, vomiting only ashes
and dust. Mr.. Shaw is done. His
star is on the wane; his candle only
cutters in it's socket; his beauty is
passe, his wheezes are chestnuts, his
sleights of hand transparent, his
humors rheum. He is running a race
with time, and gave himself twenty
years start, and time is beating him
to a FRAGILE"
The L'Anse sentinel. (L'Anse, L.S., Mich.) 18??-current, 1914-03-21
TRADE At Low EBB0
Proof Of Industrial Depression Is
Evident Everywhere.
Empty Freight Cars on sidlnss Tell
tho story-Eepubllcan Party 10
SURE to BE Returned
to Power.

IF the Democratic leaders think or
believe that there Is not an indus
trial depression In the country, let
them ask the railroads to make a
statement as to traffic conditions, and
the number of empty cars on the sid
ings," said w. A. Rodenburgh, former
member of the house of representa-
tives from East st. Louis. Il chal-
lenge the Democrats to investigate
Industrial conditions. have been
told that some OF my Democratic
friends have ridiculed what | said re-
Gently regarding conditions through
out the country. Not long ago went
from Washington to East st. Louis,
and on the train met the traffic man.
ager of one of the big railroads. He
is a Democrat, but he is business
man. He pointed out thousands OF
empty cars on the sidings, and he ex.
planned that there are in the country
hundreds OF thousands of empties
crowding the side tracks. Hundreds
of thousands, mind you, whereas
year ago there was a shortage.
The prosperity Of the railroads
means the prosperity Of the country.
It is statistical fact that 40 per cent
of the steel industry of the country
is dependent upon the railroads. The
qualifications of this industry are in
calculable. / believe, that II the five
per cent. increase in rates should be
granted by the interstate commerce
commission, 1t would mean an almost
immediate resumption Of activity by
the great railroad lines. AS 1t is, no
EXTENSION work has been planned or
done for long time.
There can be no doubt that the Re-
publican party will win this year. The
Progressives have been disintegrating
for a long time. There will be no har-
mony among Republicans and Progress
sives, unless Colonel Roosevelt de-
crees it. It Is up to him. The Pro-
gressive party without Colonel Roose-
welt would not live a MONTH 1t was
not the Progressive party principles
that made Democratic victory posi-
BILE but the personality OF Mr.. Roose-
Welt. | do not believe that Colonel
Roosevelt is as strong as he was, but
do say that the question Of the
strength of the opposition to the
Democracy will depend largely upon
what he does"
The L'Anse sentinel. (L'Anse, L.S., Mich.) 18??-current, 1914-03-21
No Joke.

At the Chicago Athletic club a
game had been put up on cynical
old bachelor. The man had waited
from eight to ten in the park on a
snowy evening in obedience to n
pale pink, violet-scented note that his
friends had faxed in order to see If
he was really as confirmed a woman
nater as he claimed.
Turning up at the club for night
cap, the duped and frozen bachelor
was very sullen and sulky when his
friends derided him. He saw no fun
whatever in the fake note.
George AIDE, noticing his black and
lowering looks, gave a loud laugh and
said:
What a skinflint you must be!
Won't even laugh at Joke, eh. II It's
at your own expense!"
The L'Anse sentinel. (L'Anse, L.S., Mich.) 18??-current, 1914-03-21
Need for Party Loyalty.

There is a call to Republicans the
country over to stand true to their
party and to it's great principles. 1t
is a call to remain loyal, to put for
ward their best men In every cam
paign and to give them wholehearted
support. They must keep confident
that their party will come back into
power again intrusted with the work
of carrying on\this government on the
principles so well established, but
which are now in great danger of be-
ing overthrow.
The L'Anse sentinel. (L'Anse, L.S., Mich.) 18??-current, 1914-03-21
Trouble Ahead for Wilson.

Viewed broadly. even though the
president is having things pretty much
his own way, the conditions do not
tend to continued unity Of his party
or of its sustained support of the ad.
ministration. II will last for while.
since aforetime lessons Of the weak
ness of divided councils have sunk
deep. But grievances are accumulat'
ing. II Is seen to be not go much q
Democratic administration as a VIII
son administration. And there, Is In
Washington an undertonc OF feeling
which portends trouble ahead
The L'Anse sentinel. (L'Anse, L.S., Mich.) 18??-current, 1914-03-21
uoIiness a Qualification.

Some bygone housewives appear to
have regarded ugliness as a quality
to be desired In their servants. When
Eliza Coke. daughter of Coke Of Nor
folk, was about to marry, she wrote
to her prospective mother-in-law:
Pray, have the goodness to decide
as you think best about the pretty
housemaid. wish she were less
pretty and less fond of dress. but II
her conduct and principles are good
neither are really Objectionable faults.
think our establishment will be a
pattern of morality. particularly II
Mr.. Stanhope engages the squirting
butler and the terrible housemaid he
mentioned to me-"
The L'Anse sentinel. (L'Anse, L.S., Mich.) 18??-current, 1914-03-21
Peace in That Family.

A little girl being lost, was taken to
the police station, where the officers
tried to learn her name. At last, after
many vain efforts, one of them asked
her.:
"Tell me, dear. what names does
your mother call your father?"
"She doesn't call him any name"
the child answered, innocently. "She
likes him"
The L'Anse sentinel. (L'Anse, L.S., Mich.) 18??-current, 1914-03-21
But He Didn't HIT Him.

The Judge-What did you hit this
man with?
Prisoner didn't hit him with any
thing.
The Judge-But look at him. He's
in horrible condition. Surely you
didn't do that with your fists.
Prisoner-No. yer honor, l ketched
I'm by the heels and bumped i'm agen
a brick wall few times. But / didn't
hit him with anything wanst.
The L'Anse sentinel. (L'Anse, L.S., Mich.) 18??-current, 1914-03-21
Then the Apparatus is in Demand.

A visitor was being shown through
lid lifting athletic club. The chief
attraction seemed to be the liquid
gymnastic department. However, there
was cheaply equipped gymnasium
which showed evidences Of disuse.
There was dust on the Indian clubs
and cobwebs on the dumbbells.
Don't the members ever use this
equipment" the visit asked.
"oh, yes, occasiohaIIy-when fight
starts" was the reply.
The L'Anse sentinel. (L'Anse, L.S., Mich.) 18??-current, 1914-03-21
So Obedjent.

Stealthily Light-Fingered Sam
slipped up behind the strolling pedes-
trian.
my doctor said / needed little
change, didn't he?" he murmured to
himself
And then he took 1t.
The L'Anse sentinel. (L'Anse, L.S., Mich.) 18??-current, 1914-03-21
PAVING the WAY.

There will, we are sure, be none to
deny that the primary purpose of
these pork barrel good, roads is to
make travelling easy for the Demo
cratic steam roller this year and In
1916!
The L'Anse sentinel. (L'Anse, L.S., Mich.) 18??-current, 1914-03-21
Easy Sleddlnu.

Speaking of platform pledges, 1t is
an easy thing for the Democracy to
violate its political VOWS these days
and still get by. 1t has no united en-
envy to fght.-Berkshire (Masso
Eagle.