The Nezperce herald. (Nezperce, Idaho) 1900-1957, 1914-11-12

thing.
That when spokane goes dry few
months hence. the applicants to ac-
company stock shipments from this
city. thither will suffer a decided
slump. and II may require ar offer
Of double pay 10 get men to 90 10
Spokane or Portland to rubber at the
high buildings.
That the number of persons ia a
town who desire to have It doomed is
gratifylngly large. bat the number Of
those who are willing to bear their
share Of the expense necessary to
boom ii. can generally be counted on
the fingers Of one hand.
That at the rate the states are
turning themselves over to the dry
column, there soon WON'T be ''insplr-
alton" enough left in Uncle Sans
domain to put the jingle into poem.
and big emigration TO Johnny Bulls
pasture. is liable to take place.
That here is one from Gal. 6:3,
the good book. that should be read
over about forty times each morning
before breakfast. by those who are
suffering from swell-head: "For II
q man shinketh himself something
when be is nothing, he deceivesh
himself. /"
That the hand-p painted maiden OF
today will growl like an lifted cub
bear it she discovers the slightest
rent in her stocking that mother has
failed TO close while any old sock
will do for a "rat" in her hair and
neither is supposed to Be visible.
Darn ii, anyhow.
That il is easy for US to believe
Przemysl is the most misprcnounced
word in the European war news. or
perhaps it should be stated Il IS the
hardest to pronounce as few tackle
it. The Austrian embassy at Wash
ingson says II sh-uld be pronounced
S h-i-m easel"
That here Is another one handed
IN. which is good enough to print
"In story books and from press and
pulpit. the bride Is always beautiful
and the groom is ssalwars. Why
does not some smart an hcr write a
story Of fat bride and skinny
groom VINO lived happily ever after
ward7"
That the fellows who have not
sold bushel Of grain and are hold
ing Il for higher prices and are kick
ing because there is no money falling
into their Golfers from above-and
blaming the administration for that
condition, are wise sets and need
again be placed in the primary class
wherein 60 start Life anew.
That a prominent Buffalo pAysi-
clan Is an enthusiast On the subject
Of onions. He feeds them to the
children daily; says they are the
best medicine for preventing colds
and adds. Feed onions. raw. koiled
Or baked to the children three or
four times = week and they'll grow
ap healthy and strong. No worms,
scarlatine or diphsheria where child
rem ear plenty Of onions every Jay.
That most people have queer ideas
IT heaven and bell. and as regards
~ho will 60 to the one or the other.
Here, we al breath the same atmos-
sher sabziss on the same grub. live
ander the same environments, do as
bear as we knew what "a right, 10
5ur own understanding. and general
y observe natars's laws; and yet
hey 60 % heaven. ard we 60 to-
seil--H they do. We shculd worry.
That when sone people de and Il I
he newspaper handed them ~ they !
-eally deserve. We are afraid acme Z
Il the relatives wo1ld be tempted to
nznl us numerically. But khers
Ire men Of wealth living IN every
sonnsnity who wcHld not spend a i
senEy for isS bsnefs- least z1t III c
il every feather IN tee eagIe's tai '
sas been plucks therSfr0n. and the .
'ird On the Penny has scared Ike IN Il
Q It's owner. /.
That vhsn yea car pick ripe To- >
natoes and 0theg gardcn truck frca f