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The Birmingham age-herald., 1914-04-19

FOR RENTS unfurnished rooms fin heart of city, for s16; can have use of gas range and heater if desired. 1921 9th ave. FOR RENT-2 rooms and bath. complete for Housekeeping, South Highland home references. Main 5430-W.
 4-19-3t su- tu- -sl
The Birmingham age-herald., 1914-04-19
TERRACE COURT.

WILL rent broom apartment at sac- rifice; hardwood floors, tile porch and bath. gas stove heater and shades furnished; corner 14th ave. and 14th st, south; also S-room, furnished house, corner Waucoma st. and Noun tain ave: servants house and garage: June to October l. owner, phone Main 4l3S
The Birmingham age-herald., 1914-04-19

DESIRABLE front furnished bedroom, delightful for summer; all modern con veniences; reasonable rent: half block of best car service. Southside. 1616 12th ave, s. Main S42
The Birmingham age-herald., 1914-04-19
FOR RENT

TWO elegantly furnished offices in First Natl Bldg. for rent on bargain
 terms to parties who are responsi-
 ble. References required. P. O. Box 6S6. 4-14-7t
The Birmingham age-herald., 1914-04-19

THREE OR FOUR ROOMS COM PLETELY FURNISHED FOR HOUSEKEEPING, IN BEATITUI. COLONIAL HOME: TILE BATH, OAK FLOORS, MIRROR DOORS, LARGE CLOSETS, SINK IN KITCHEN. 1422 18TH ST. s. PHONE 4935-M.
The Birmingham age-herald., 1914-04-19

FOR RENTING or three unfurnished rooms and kitchenette for light house.
 keeping May ]; light and water fur
 nlshed. l3Zo Huntsville ave. 4-19-3t
The Birmingham age-herald., 1914-04-19
ONE CENT 4 WORD
MONEY TO LEND

RATES-One cent . word . day, no aA.
 taken for leaa than 25c tOr first inaer- ti.n: Cnsh mmst sccOMpnny order.
The Birmingham age-herald., 1914-04-19

WOULD you marry if suited? Best mat rimonial paper published: mailed free The Correspondent, Toledo. O.
 A-1o-6f |,
The Birmingham age-herald., 1914-04-19

TWO connecting furnished rooms for
 light housekeeping, no children 1872 nave 4-19-tf
The Birmingham age-herald., 1914-04-19

wealthy, anxious for early marriage all ages, nation alities; descriptions free write at once. Western Club. Dept 12. 26S
 Market, San Francisco, Cal. 4-12-2t-su
The Birmingham age-herald., 1914-04-19

FOR RENT-Unfurnished apartment, { rooms, modern conveniences, splendid location; $20; references. Main 4711-W.
 4-q-6t-t h. sll tn
The Birmingham age-herald., 1914-04-19

NICELY furnished rooms for light house. Keeping, at Five Points. Phone Main
 -5po- w 4-19-3t
The Birmingham age-herald., 1914-04-19

LADIES-When delayed or irregular
 use Triumph pills; always depend- able. Relief" and particulars free. Write National Medical Institute, Mill Waukee. Wis. 1-25-10t-su
The Birmingham age-herald., 1914-04-19

FOR RENT-One newly furnished front room with modern conveniences in pri- yate home. Call Main 4sl0-W.
 FOR RENT-One nicely furnished front room. private family, in Norwood. All conyenfences and close to good table board For information call Main 7973-J,
The Birmingham age-herald., 1914-04-19

WILL rent to one or two gentlemen, fur
 nished room in new, modern home in Norwood; walking distance. Phone o4l3-J. 4-19-3t
The Dolores star., 1914-09-04

BY congress for individpal deeds Of dar-
Ing In the neld. The intrinsic va1us
Of any Of thsss hadges b about oas
cent. and yet for the privilege Of wear.
Ing them soldiers seem always ready
70 tread Oray's paths Of glory"
The French decoration was ars1
granted under Napoleon In the early
part Of the present century; the Vie
toria Cross was Instituted during the
crimeaa war and the American medal
Of honor was arst struck OF 10 reward
acts oe heroisn performed during ths
Civil war. The French cross may ~
won BY civilians: the Enslish and
American crosses are pinned oaly upoa
the breasts Of soldiers and sAilors. II
The afmtss q an three nations oGlcsr
and private. peasant and prince. have
equal chances Of wearing that which
nothing but attssted bsavery can bay.
The asss Victoria Cross sranssA sos
bravery In the South African war was
given TO Col Ian Hamilton Of the Cor.
don Highlandcrs for conspicuous sal.
iantry At the battle Of Elandslaagte.
A perusal Of the 0ssette list which
tells something Of the deeds Tor which
the Victoria Cross has been awardsd
shows that fully one-half Of the most
striking exhibitions Of heroism have
The Dolores star., 1914-09-04

oping . new school. based On facts
and scientific investigates.
1T 10 . Debating club. TAs bust-
nsss Of the union. - n of routine
character. or Of . moro conplicatsd
nature. requires discussioa and dslib-
eration. Points Of order afs raissd
which require careful decision. Par.
liamentary skill b brought Into play:
tho natural abilities Of the members
= debaters are brought Into constant
practice. The progress naAs in th1s
airsction. In the eosrss q ysars. =
Of vital inAueacs tn ths alAin Of ths
nation.
IT ID . trial coart. Ths rules oi
he Union rsquirs. for ths naAaGo'
ment oe IT, aRaiEs, the cnforcsmsat
Of discipline and obslisaes 70 tAs
laws enacted by he majority. Psn.
ishmsnt - . dstesrsat. n tie shApa
Il anse. suspeastoa aa1 exp1lBloa
The Dolores star., 1914-09-04

To the Oriental mis1 dAseins u
spmsthins that should - 6eas pro
sssssosslly. 70 s1uss ths host an1
sussss lseh1ng q. rhsy esssos eea-
psshesl nes ~ uonsa lanetag ~
ssaAes % Dartssss. sxceps = schsns
fes 1ioo1no.
TAs JaDansss astiss 1sGAls kasttns
recsssts ehas - was fFanhly asnaao1
vhea ~ 49, whe wns - ~ -
- abeus slney." ~ hin ~ - -
sa1og - ~. 80 thAe - uas -
~ boeauoe - oovo1 1noe6oG.
49, wteA nAeo - ~ 1nnesr ~
The Dolores star., 1914-09-04
Of vALOR
Crosses of Honor win es Won N
ths European War.
enOIsnd. France snd Germany D.
stew vkoes restlmsNiale es Oeeds
- OaslNo pseeeeme6 ~ o..
Neeeo Or pNveoee.
D EDWARD .. CLARK.

Washingtoa.-eoms OF the soldiers
Of England. France and Germany In
the present var unquestionabiy viii
win the crosses Of honor which are the
most coveted decorations which gov.
ernmeats give for acts Of conspicuous
personal gallsntry In the face Of the
enemy.
To Americans perhaps the French
Cross Of the Legion Of Honor and the
Victoria Cross Of England are more
famIiisriy known than are the decors-
tons given BY Germany. In the
United States we have the Congress.
sionsi Medal Of Honor which 10 give
The Dolores star., 1914-09-04
seYomo TINE ORIENTAL MIND
prsesoe eeass ~ osas,aO 10 osme.
shlNo oR6Ioae ~ Sepoaeos y
eooe UW1eeeooNd.

A iso1uss - ~ i1oa1oa ssassa y
the Fsv1vo1 - 1anBtno: GpG0oe ars -
isissesos1 - eely y salshias ~
pese1no1sna1 49, 1aaess = s1thes
ess' ~ = lnn61no. oAamoG1seA L.
1laas - Sn0onooe al1hs sapreao thsos
sssn1IAuoos q ~ 0neaosaa peae'
ssss e puGnlng oosoe y ha1.sseaA
The Dolores star., 1914-09-04

Japsssss ineuirsA. with yssr svn
wife a. With ssas eehss - nass-
To whisA tAs Bnsilsh esatIeaan -
plie1: Not eu1es Dssesensi1y.s : 81 -
platns1 that ~ Desessso1 6aneln0 uteo
girls. uhsreepsa ~ 0s1eala1 60
0ents:
what ! ma11y nfsl1no aaelsa ~
ass. thess mnG11sA! Thsy ~ ss1n
oAoy 11ei-
The Dolores star., 1914-09-04

There exists new nsw, eompsllins
reason for bayins Coodyes, sirss. h rs-
sults from War conditions.
These leading tirss built Of exsra.fins
rubber, IN the sams way ~ always--ars
selling today q June prices.
You viii find today very wide difference
between most tire prices and Coodyears.
Due to Quick Action
Early in August-when war bcgan-the
worlds rubber markets seemed closed to
Rubber prices doubled almost over night.
Men could see no way to pay for rubber
abroad, and no way to bring il in. We like
others--in that panic-were forced to higher
prices. But we have since gone back to prices
we charged before the war. and this is how
We did it:
We had men in London and Singapore when
the war broke out The larger part Of the
worlds rubber supply comes through there.
We cabled them to buy up the pick Of the rub
ber They bcught-before the advance-l $780,
900 pounds Of the finest rubber there.
Nearly all this is now on the way to us.
And it means practically oil Of the extra-gnde
rubber obtainablc abroad.
Today We have our own men in Colombo,
Singapore and Para. Those are the worlds
chief sources Of rubber. So we are pretty we'll
assured of constant supply, and our pick Of
the best that's produced.
We were first on the ground. We were quick
cot in action A result, we shall soon have in
The Dolores star., 1914-09-04
llll1l1D
sE cEsss.ssss - rsss.sssss - Sss;s-t uals:.S

L.
4 WONDERFUL clU0.
Yes. have heard that the salooa
b ths pOor maa's club. II V clmb
with peculiar advantages. Il saves
the poor man from paytng taxss ~
keeping him eveflastinsly broke. u
shields him from the responsibillty
Of owuing his homo. Il sivss him
that peace Of mind known 70 the ~
low who don't know where he b -
ing to live next Monday. u enables
80 per cent OF the poor msn vho
are killed In factories TO b killed.
II ID q wonderful club N prepares
the poor mans body for typhoid and
pneumonia 20 completely that - y
sure to die and thus he ID kept from
gambling on his chances. II II .
merciful club, for II takes . man 70
the card table where he can be robbed
without being knocked down. u
cashes = poor mans check on sat
urday night. and this ID mot all. for
Il relieves the poor mans thirst, and
II he has no thirst this great-hearteA
club gives him one. II gives him Tree
lunch. and after that he will have
thirst enough for everybody In town.
All the advantages Of this club are
not for the man. They 20 TO the poor
mans family too. There II little
Johnnie who wanted to 90 through
school and become an engineer.
There 10 the little girl who wanted
to become . music teacher. But the
club knocks all that nonsense out Of
their heads. Il sends Johnnie 70 the
coal breakers and poor little Mary out
into the world where men prey %
their kind. and she falls By the way
side. Oh. II il . great club.-Ex- Goa
gressman Fred Lands Of Indiana.
The Dolores star., 1914-09-04

IA LIKE the man who faess what hs must
| With step triumphant and hssrt sf ehssr;
S Who fights the daily bsttis without fear:
Sees his hopes fai. yst keeps unfaltsrng trust
That God 10 God.-thak somehow. true and just
His plans work out for mostals; not . tsax
Il shed whsn fortune which ths world holds dsAr.
Falls from his grasp-bsttsr. with love. . crust
Than living In dishooog: snviss MOI.
Nor losss faith Ia man: but doss HE bsst
Nor ever murmurs ct his hanbsr lot;
But with smils and words Of hope. gives zsse
To every toilsr. He sons 10 great
Who BY life heroic eonqusrs fats.
-Ssrsi Ksssstu DsAss - ass Msavses< Ssskp
The Dolores star., 1914-09-04
,NrEarGa,Mo WITH L,sGRrv.


7 do hereby order all places within
said district where intoxicating Liquors
are sold or kept for sale, TO be closed:
and do further hereby order alf per.
sons to be excluded from such plAcss,
and do hereby prohibit the purchase
OF rscsivins. Or the selling. giviAs sway
Or otherwise disposing ot. or permit
ting Of others 70 obtain posssssioa q
any Intoxicating Liquors of any kin1
or In any quantity. In the district %
above described"
Thus did Governor Ammons Of Colo
RADIO. In . proclamation issued June s.
curtail the personal liberty Of the pso-
pie living and doing business In the
northern Colorado strike district--
some $50 square miles. The ruling ~
plies not only to every coal camp. bst
also to the railroad lines runs1Ag
through the district. Not only d the
liberty 10 sell taken away. but also ths
lbsrty 70 give away OF to obtain poe-
session Of tn any way any slcohoaic
liquor Of any kind In any quantity.
This proclAmation was issued q ths
request Of Major Symnoads. N com-
mand Of the federal troops 0ccupytas
The district. and b 70 - h eject fos
six moaths unless rsscinded ~ ths
governor.
The Dolores star., 1914-09-04
Enumeration Of the Valuable
Features Of the Labor
Organizations.
Prsteetivs and FeatseWsl In rhsss
eeeps. Tiny A. - iRssslmsbis
Wssth - Every Msa Whs stas
the NeWee - os A.
toehed.

In6re NO NV
;O limiting tho scope Of
trnde unioas." says the article. meth.
NSb there any artificial barrier to
their usefulness. growth and d.
NI5Hment. The scope Of . trade
Snion, - constituted at present. en-
braces many valuable features.
1T 10 . protective organisation. II
raises wages and prevents reduction:
Il eQualises wages for equal work per
formed: II endeavors to secure . liv-
ing 70 all; It establishes Q minimum
wage for common work: Il restricts
cut-throat and unfair composition.
IT y Q fraternal association. Il
sympsahisss with the sick and the
anlicted and the unemployed By the
payment Of stipulated benefts: In
cases Of distress the help b Of .
substantial nature.
1T 10 IN Insurance society. The op-
erative Insurance In cases Of death
and total disability 10 superior and
less costly tAsa the rates charged By
the ordinary Insurance company; Il 10
mutual. safe and economical.
IT 10 savings bank. Tue trade
union enables the worker 10 deposit
weekly small sums OF money ID the
shape Of dues and assessments. which
are returned TO him when most need.
ed.
1T IL . legislative body. II plans.
adopts and amends . Constitution and
bylaws without any interference and
advice from outside parties. There 10
no conflict Of interest Of any appeeci.
able extent; local Differences can be
adjusted in the interest Of the gen-
sral welfare. viewed from . broad
standpoint.
IT is . direct legislative league.
The Initiative and the refersndum.
which are the cardiaal features In the
structure Of the coustitution. enable
. small ssmber se unioas 70 pspposs
smsndnsnts as1 Substitutes. Thsy
are submitted 70 . rsesrsndun voes.
with o. without any liscsssioa. = tAs
case may ~. and approve1 - ssteet
I'd. This form u isgislatioa b ain
PIE. direct asA s9sctivs. ..
II, h . scheol ef seeaoaies. TAs
Manchester school d polltieal seea-
eoy. from Aaan Smith 70 ~ Desesae
~, has evolved school u 1esesisse
- esiGics Of III sAa1ss sal soloss.
lCnmagouo hooks have bssa lasse1 -
~ 6UnG11sas Of capltal. he va1oe =
laooss - mas ee vaoss 80 Deoo1s,
~ 1o1o = eopely sal 6s0aoA. -
eoeAaA0 Gnnoee. &c. The ss01e
uo6oa ~ = - oeasoDe - t0os0ve
~ seo11e1sn - ~ vesksss. sspsse6
thsis seseeas oninnnsA y = tsvsb
The Dolores star., 1914-09-04
LIQUID POISON.

eb0Ob0 VVsOOsvs
Beer. sometimes rsferred 70 - n
quid breaA.~ 10 rather. socor11ne to
tho verdict Of physicians and scien-
lists liquid poison. Dr. Hugo Hoppe.
the famous nerve specialist Of Kooiss-
berg. Germany. says: "Becauss the
symptoms Of chroaic alcoholism ap-
pear more slowly and are LEES readily
observable In the hsavy besr drinkef
than In the whisky drinker. the former
10 more frequently met than the lat.
ter. But Thousands and tens Of thou
sands of men Who take thsir daily
pint are rendered stupid. silly and dis
soluts BY beer. Beer alcoholism ID
general lowers the resistance of the
BODY to all diseases By injurtns most
Of the organs. aAd herein Hes the
chief danger In the general wide
spread use Of bssr The death from
liver diseases among brewers In Eng.
Land Ii more than double that In all
other occupations"
The Dolores star., 1914-09-04

from nembership. forms . part Of tn
laws. The right Of trial and dsfaasl
10 afforded 70 every member. with thu
right OF appeal 70 the higher court.
IL is IN Industrial democracy. tn
object OF the trade union 10 primarily
Industrial. Il aims TO elevate the
economic conditions which Affect ths
welfare OF the wosksrs % Q higher
standard Of usefulnsss end s9icisncy
TAs idea oe equity y bassd on . full
mearurc Of justice. compatible with
ths gsaeral welfare. Nua thsss
points Il cannot depart without D.
stroyins the foundation % which ~
structure is reared"
The Dolores star., 1914-09-04

weuss ~ sAvags 49, = - -
49, up-ene ~ oDun1v mobo -
oooseo ~ ~ 49,. - a
The Dolores star., 1914-09-04
sgLL,No, NOT DRINKING.

In wanhington. D. c.. while the Ma.
tionai Liquor Dealers Association vas
holding lie meeting. . rsportsr said
TO Q bartender Of that city. Il sup
pose you are not complaining OF bust.
ness with the Liquor Dealers conven.
tion In town" Say. Bo." responded
the bartender with . stare Of amass-
meat. = guess you don't know Whist
convention this 10. Them fellows
don't drink u. they sells a."
The Dolores star., 1914-09-04
BE Careful Now

In Goodycars we pledge you the same grade
tire as always And that grade won for Good
years the top place in Tireiomthe largest sale
in the world.
And, for the time being, our prices are the
same as before the war. We shall try to keep
them there.
We accept no excessive orders, but dealers
will be kept supplied. And we charge them.
until further notice, only ante-bellum prices.
tires bu;lt are sellins way below otkss s;rss.
The Dolores star., 1914-09-04

been shown By msn Whose shoal1sss
boss 10 insignia q raak. Oae uao1ish
publicatiaa statss that with psrheSs
ons exception ~ besvest thing svse
1oae y BSieish soldier was ~ -
Of 1sunmsf boy.
Thaa drvnnsf boy. u living. = nes
. naa ssvsatytve yeass -. aal ~
81 ysars q that tins - has ~ veos.
Ing the vbetssia Creeo. - - -
the right 10 wSlas v. c. eflss NJ naDe.
Thss boy In ~ ysas 1851. sn11 shsv.
q cg shot and sAslls, fAseeae1 eoos
of gunpovdes y IN la31a = Rm.4
He carried death in ~ arns thal ~
and met II in other fsrna I'll aloae hia
way. Others hslps1 hin an1 vsFs
kiilsa; g !Iy34 - Xsss 2: es:ss
Who. Wills scsias - esl1 bsslss -
lsrd NsVtse ee Mas1ala p ths Air..
sinian war. Nm ths essssa1s - 80
dashed nrse Into ~ seruagAoeo =
Theodore The TyranG~
The Dolores star., 1914-09-04
slss 4 . rhssss.

my nsxedoor nslghbor sent wee1
70 ne TO oil ny laws mower"
And did you Do NJ"
"Yes; be said II didn't he'd bsiag
homs . parrot. t."-Bostoa TranscstoG
The Dolores star., 1914-09-04
CONSUMES MOST l,ouoR.

wisconsin, largely . foeeiGn.born
state. has the largest consumption Of
liquor OF any state In the Union,
namely. s%.bi gallons psr capita. Next
70 II 10 New York with ASH gallons
per capita. then New Jersey. with ss.s7
and Illinois with ss.i3. The 10 local
optiou states have only an average Of
S.s7 ssiloas per capita and the psoht
bItioa states only i.3s gallons per cap
itA
The Dolores star., 1914-09-04
eIeee Ieeeseeee AIveye TheeA,

eDooe onooe00eo AoWovo rhoeA
JA1s = - ia1ugesial natiea. 1Ao
oosDn1eD - eo00osoo 1Ay so0seD0oo
ns0soeasl1y e1osuse ~ oass ~
se1nseD q - Deo01A ~ ~ ~ q
A09seno 01no1sy = 1ao-0so1Do1
oh1ng aeea1 all A. aeUhsee 49,
\ sAev = nBoa1ee a1von1n0o than =
~ su1anneieas g ~ ~ 1so1nV =
oeOoeobog.
The Dolores star., 1914-09-04
Tires at
Before-War Prices
storaec an almost rscord sapply q the s1tfa
grade Of rubber
And We paid about June prices.
Now Inferior Csadss Coss Dosahle

About the only crude. rubber available nov
for many makers 10 inferior. In ordinary times.
the best tire makers refuse il. Much Of IL had
been rejected. But that "of rubber now sclls
for much more than we paid for the best.
The results are these:
Tire prices in general are far in advance Of
Goodyears. And many tire makers, short OF
supplies, will be forced to use second-grade
rubber
The Dolores star., 1914-09-04

~HE vholssoms Ideals Of he
ID vosksss. whose day lseelsbsatsd
this Ssplsmbss 7. sFs lssvsning
u human society. IT'S s6mittsd Inst
thsss muse - . lais vaes tos . lals
day'svssk. but bolA ea6D q ~ maxim
ase lasistsd en-that ths man vt,e 90
. HilAoa musa vesk ~ Il ~ = the
ssaa vto eeoo hls no o. three e eeeB
dseass Q ~ vusks ies n
The Dolores star., 1914-09-04
aAooGRM TOWNS.

Ao0gHN TOWNS.
Il b - uncommon thing u kansas
70 aal . tewn d i.eoo taAabltaats
without sosctsie lighes aa1 vatsrvorks
aa1 ~ businsss seresss saDavsl. Ths
noasy that yeass - weot the human
sanal roaes D0u Uoos tsto haooy
ho0ee, Duolle sGAoeos 80 elvSe ~
psuvensnss.-0ev. He1oeA
4 pAoesavv asehr.
4 mon's sses,sov = . UgsDssty night.
~ saleoa y resooaGl1oo V \ 1Dsesoys
~ v10ne. uveo tAo10A ~ uaa n10-
~ y - heanA - - esgon1nly - ~
eaIsea \ ssaoeas111a-TAo A1wnse
(ceagD. C1osaoA
The Julesburg grit-advocate., 1914-05-07
SOMETHING OF A DIPLOMAT
Time. but FIasiiy Esde6 10
OisA0toe.

What do you name by writing -
that my Jimmie can't pass into tAo
next grader" stormed an irate fsaala.
bursting into the principals roo0-
Al after him doin' such grand work
all the year"
Why. Mrs. Fiaherty." replied the
teacher. you must know better than
that. I've sent you his report cards
every month. and you know that hi
marks have been nearly all 'Ds.'"
''Indade they how. and yit you ~
he can't pass. don't understaAd IT.
num-
Il Am afraid you doa't Hndefstaal
our system OF marking. D means -
hcient, you know"
Sure l don't know phat that may
be. mum. but Jimmie told mo all abost
the letters. Sure d is dandy. C =
corking. b IL bum, an "A 10 awful
an he's got 'C's' an 'Ds livery month.
-Harper's Magazine
The Julesburg grit-advocate., 1914-05-07
HAPPY NOW
Family Of Twelve Drink Postum.

1T certainly has been a blessing In
our home" writes = young lady in ~
gard to Postum.
II am one Of . family Of twelve,
who. before using Postum. would make
. healthy person uncomfortable BY
their complaining Of headache. dixEi-
ness, sour stomach. ETC.. from drinking
coffee.
For years mother suffered from
palpitation Of tho heart, sick head
ache and bad stomach and ut times
would be taken violently Ill. About Q
year ago she quit coffee and began
Postum.
"My brother was troubled with
headache and dizziness all the time
he drank coffee. All those troubles Of
my mother and brother have disap-
peared since Postum has taken he
place of coffee.
"A sister was Ill nearly all her life
with headache and heart trouble. and
about all she cared for was coffee and
tea. The doctors told her she must
leave them alone. ~ medicine did hsr
no permanent good.
she thought nothing would take
the place Of coffee until We Induced
her to try Postum. Now her troubles
are all gone and she 10 happy little
woman enjoying life as people
should"
Name given BY tho Postum Co. Bat
tie Creek. Mich.
Postum now comes In two forms:
Regular Postum - must be well
boiled. 15c and Csc packages.
Instant Postum-is a soluble pow
der. A teaspoonful dissolves quickly
in cup Of hot water and, with cream
and sugar. makes q delicious beverage
instantly. soc and soc tins.
The cost per cup of both kinds u
about the same.
There's . Reason" for Postum.
sold BY Groosss.
The Julesburg grit-advocate., 1914-05-07
Joke on John Burns.

Mr.. John Burns always had a stock
Of good stories. One he tells con.
Germs visit he once paid to London
lunatic asylum. He was taken all over
the establishment and finally arrived
at the gardens, where a number of
the patients were working. Mr..
Burns espied among these a man with
whom he had some slight acquaint-
ance. and was about to speak to him
when the lunatic exclaimed:
well, | never! You, too! The very
last person thought to see here"
The Julesburg grit-advocate., 1914-05-07

wnich has devasted all parts of the re.
public.
Mexico. the greatest producer Of sill.
yer In the world. is rich in all kinds of
minerals and mining experts believe
mat radium will be found in the noun.
tains OF the Pacific coast and the state
OF Coahuila.
All that IL required to develop tho
wonderful resources Of this country 10
peace. and peace will never come un-
I'll the United States has established
sno made investments ard industry
safe" It was declared.