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The Richmond Virginian. (Richmond, Va.) 1910-1920, 1914-11-28
With $4,000 Captured They
Now Have $4,000 More
Where They Must Surrender
Germans RUSHING
Reinforcements
Austro-C German Forces Suffer
Smashing Defeat Between
Cracow and Czenstochova.
Germans Bring Up Rcscr IS

London Nov. 2-.---The failure, ot the
HussSan government to announce thf'
extent OF the victory gained over thc
,icrmans IN Poland Is producing IT,
sftasioH IN pctrtsgrad, according Ia
correspondents 81 newspapers her
Su TINS city.
Notwtthstaod.ee the Fotlcence Of
the government. which ~ accounted
on. 5e,RU-aj}t or tie score at coH-
servatisrss, evidences multiply that tn"
Russian victory Is fully as great as mas
sls,ee claimed by the n@wsgathers for
I.endoa. Paris and Rome papers Lord
S.tC hcWtrs announcement III tti'
i,nuse II Lords Is an indication thai
5t@ 2a@siau government privately
notified Great Britain. TO-DAY the
Army Messenger Of Peirograd, the
organ Of the Russian general staff
f.7ubsbed THE following
Thc Russian troops have red"uhtr'
taeir offensive. An entire Gs@rna b
corps of G.0Go men surrendered whete
e'it eff from the main army iu 70
saaf Another corps has been sur
rounded and probably will have to
surrender.
Ffh, terrific losses suffered by the
Germans have compelled them TO
syeaken IN their offensive. though
thas have rushed ZIP great numbers
{ ena.tereenents, II is expected that
=, 40. announcement Of complete
~ Overwhelming victory in Poland
ssfft H. made ~ the Grand Duke
Nicholas within short time.
Guy processes continue in Gaiicia
ana t.re Russian troops that penetrated
R*e5tsary 6ave taken several thousand
ns5snHefS.
~ tea More Must Surrender.
ieY1 ~ tF4E
yt4.tfl IS Paris telegraphed today al
aeost nreciSelv the same facts. lie
T. arms that 80 600 Germans were
forced "a s.rrentier and that q Fore
- 5ifnil,4r l4mbers ~ on the point 81
rs,irrender He hears that the Rus
5ans ere increasing the stIenEth Of
their attack along the CEenstochoNA~
s'racows line.
The correspondent of the Morning
,nt asserts thrt the temper OF the
s,sp,ic Of Petrograd Ia at the break luss
ts.+in. because OF tic habi. Of the Rus
san general staff In Withholding I'M
i,,,rtaUt news merely IN the hope of
announcing still better things, He
adds:
'.The German forces which broke
through the Russian center at Hrz@-
s,ny are still trying To get away from
INA resf.n 81 Strqkow. where they
three DAYS, but apparently they stlli
refuse TO lay down their arms, Con
ditious are ~ oh. however. that It Is
only matter Of time when they mus
SURRENDER sfr We annihilated.
stic,nlid Marching Power.
The ,uasnifcent marching power Of
The Russsaa troops .s a feature not
u~opp,a rrrkoned with by the Ger
mans ue foot regiments nave
beer ~ flghting line, always on
ihe ale FOR fifty days consecutively
and haze aiken In that time ten
stronvit fortified positions, and have
covered over difficult roads more than
six hundred miles.
The Russians are now pouring
through the easy passes of the Car
pathians at Dukla. Galic:a. The cap
ture Of these passes ts tantamount 10
a full command OF the plains of Hun
gary up to Budapest"
The Richmond Virginian. (Richmond, Va.) 1910-1920, 1914-11-28
Underwater Craft Operating
Boldly in Waters Thick With
British Ships
Western War
Zone Very Calm
Lack OF Activity on Fighting
Front Causes Sufprise--Fig light
ing Confined to Small Forces
Western Sphere of Action

London, NOV. 27.--Lloyd's re-
ccaycd information today that Ger
man submarines are rafdin. In
the English Channel and two Brit
t~h steamers. tho Primo and tho
Nslacbltc, were torpedocd AMI
sunk of Hayre yesterday. The
officers and crew Of the Primo
were put ashore AT tletamp, u
French port. and the ships COM
PAM Of the Malachite were la nd
cd at Southampton. The Primo
was of 1855 tons, and was sixteen
years old. The Maiachite was of
7tS tons. and was twelve years
old
Paris, NOV. 21.--It is reported
unoa:ciaIfy that German ammu-
milton train was blown up on
"Wednesday by brave aviator,
who dropped bombs accurately
upon car containing explosives.
III is reported from Calais that in
the boIlnaFdnent Of Zeebrugcc BY
British uafships three German
submarines were destroyed and
t1cnty-scacn men were killed.
There Is rumor that the Ger
mans arc operating boidl, in the
North sea and the English C.iap-
mel With their submarines and
there j. apprehension a. REGARDS
the safety of merchant vessels.
transports and supply ships.
There wa& no important moTem1en
10y allies ar Germans today anywher.
on the battle line in Belgium an6
France, and the operations YESTERDAYS
we're few in number and participated
In by small forces. When the enor-
IN ms rIlrf1 hpte facing ~ Nar
the resolution and spirit Of each side
are considered. the cessation of 1ght-
ing in the past week is aston!shinc
to military critics. The expected new
attack by the Germans has not de-
veloped and the alli-s have given no
indication Of a desire to take the Of.
fensive strongly.
Movement on User.
esterday the Germans attempted
10 dislodge allied troops from a 20.
sitiou on the right bank of the Yses
south of DiNmude, and sent infantr.
in two attacks 20 capture bridge heads
Both attacks were repulsed The
government makes no claim to having
retaken Dixmude, but an unofficial re.
port that the town which is on the
right bank of the User. is again In
The hands Of the allies is PARTIAL,
borne out by the statement that thf
Germans attacked unsuccessfuily or
the right bank south Of the town.
The official statement contained
news that the artillery of the Ger.
mans slackened noticeably in the pas;
two days, although the Germans con
timed bombardment OF Rheims
Except for the engagement near Dix-
nude, he only infantry. fighting re.
ported was in the Argonne. whe~r
very small forces were engaged am
where m imnortant gains were made
by either side
The Richmond Virginian. (Richmond, Va.) 1910-1920, 1914-11-28
PRIZES FOR
REASONABLE EFFORT
Put our Strenuous Efforts Now While the Subscriptions
Count Heaviest in the Nottingham of Cam
paign Is for the Worker

+. Why the delay. candidates? Why
are you not getting busy securing sub
scribers when you know that this is
to be the greatest vote allowance of
the campaign? The same spirit which
prompts you to put off until tomorrow
Will go back on you when the votes
on subscriptions are cut and make Won
work fourtold for your procrastina-
ton.
Some candidates remark that sub
scriptions are very hard to get. Every
one Is familiar with this fact; but
have you stopped to consider how
hard II is to earn $4,000. or rather
save $4,000. the value of only one
OF the prizes offered by The Virginiat
in its great campaign. Has ii ever
entered your mind that he gain to be
had mere than offsets any amount of
spare time 1t Is possible for candi-
date to put In on the proposition?
Another point for candidates 70
take into consideration 10 that only
The Richmond Virginian. (Richmond, Va.) 1910-1920, 1914-11-28
DAUGHTER Of WAR
GOVERNOR DIES

Especial 10 The Richmond Virginian.)
Charlottesville. Va. Nov. 2T.--Mrs
EIizabetl. stuart Harrison. widow of
DR.. James Albert Harrison. for years
professor of Teutonic languages ar the
University Of Virginia, died today.
She was il daughter Of John Letchsr.
war Governor of Virginia. When
Prince of Wales. the late King Ed
ward, VII, visited America in 1860.
f'ne received him at the Executive
Mansion In the absence of her mother.
One son, L.etcher Harrison. OF the
University of Virginia. survives, to-
cether with two brothers and three
sisters.
The Richmond Virginian. (Richmond, Va.) 1910-1920, 1914-11-28

those who desire an automobile for
effort alone are being interviewed by
the Campaign Department The
speculator or the man who thinks
he can wait until later and send The
Nirginian gratis to his friends is sadly
left out owing to the arrangement OF
the vote schedule.
The votes secured by the ca ndidates
during the first period Of the cam
paign will never he published until
the official statement OF the judges
who will count the ballots on the last
night make their report and declare
the winners.
The Nirginian desires real active
candidates who will get their friends
to subscribe for The Nirglnian because
they want II, to become acquainted
with it's merits and who will continue
to reag The Virginian as long as they
live, as ONCE A SUBSCRIBER AL
WAYS A SUBSCRIBER" Is Trs Viz
gilman motto.
The Richmond Virginian. (Richmond, Va.) 1910-1920, 1914-11-28
UNDER ARREST ON
SERIOUS CHARGE

Two white men and two negroes are
in jail at t'reWe, NCttoway County, ON
charges which may land them ali be
hind the bars Of the penstentiarv.
The men we're arrested in company
with sixteen-v ear-oid white girl BY
the name OF Susie Jenkins. whose
home, it is said. is at 800 County
Street. Portsmouth The white men
give the names of Herbert and Phil
more aud ara said TO hail from Ports
mouth. The charge against them Is
of serious character They were
arrested Thursday night Arrange
ments are being made to place the
voting woman in reformatory---
probably the State institution near
Bon AIR.
The Richmond Virginian. (Richmond, Va.) 1910-1920, 1914-11-28
BOSOM EXAMINES
BUILDING PLANS
ARCHITECT Is Hl.t,,,
TO SELECT PRIZE
WINNERS.

All day Yesterday ALFRED T. Bos-
som. advisory architect for the city
IN reference nc the hu'lo;ng ef The
proposed municipal building on the
old Ford lot. dug into the plans sub
mitted by twelve. local architects
III viii take me a week or ten days
to SO over the plans as Submitted -
said Mr., Bosom last night. y hope
Z" have all the assistance / can get
frotG members OF the committee. but
also hope the members OF the com
niittee may not interrupt me in my
examination of the plans
The Richmond Virginian. (Richmond, Va.) 1910-1920, 1914-11-28
OF RHEIMS
KILLS MANY CIVILIANS

Paris, NOV. 27.--A dispatch from
Chalons to the Matin SAYS the bonn
bardment Of Rheims continues fierce-
ly. Three hundred shells fell in the
city on Sunday, The cathedral was
the chief target Of the German gum
ners and the crown was knocked OF
the north tower Many persons werA
killed nv the bomhardment Eight o.
these who lost their lives were be.
tween sixteen and eighteen years Of
age. Two were girls of seventeen.
and five others We're between twelve
and thirteen years OF age
The Richmond Virginian. (Richmond, Va.) 1910-1920, 1914-11-28
BURNED TO DEATH
IN AUTO ACCIDENT

Wilmington. Del. Nov. 27.--Benry
z pougherty. a we'll known business
man of Franklin City. Accomac Coun-
ty was burned TO death In an auto
mobile accident near New Castle last
night. His remains were found pin
ned under tho machine. which was on
Ere. Dougherty was identified by the
number Of MS automobile, No. 1884, a
MESSAGE TO Richmond indicating
Doug iierty as the owner. which was
6onfir,ned by inquiries directed to
Franklin City,
The Richmond Virginian. (Richmond, Va.) 1910-1920, 1914-11-28
ITALIAN CITIZENS or
BEIRUT MtCH ALARMED

Rome. VIA Havre Nov. 27.-The Ttai-
Ian diplomatic agent 81 Cairo reports
to the foreign Office thar the situa-
ton i'm Egypt is satisfactory but that
Italian Citizens in syria especially
at Beirut. are alarmed over the danger
of "a anti-Christjen revolt. The alarm,
however is not justified. but repa
triatlons are frequent. The sending Of
a warshlp is not yet necessary
The Richmond Virginian. (Richmond, Va.) 1910-1920, 1914-11-28
RUSSIANS CONTINUE IN
PURSUIT OF TURKS

Petrograd. Nov 27.-The following
official statement was given out bv
the headquarters. stan OF the Russian
army on the Turkish frontier:
I'm the direction OF Erxerum 80
have continued pursuit Of the Turkfsh
sorees and we have captured many
prisoners with ammunition Wagons
and munitions Of war.
The Richmond Virginian. (Richmond, Va.) 1910-1920, 1914-11-28
RUSSIANS ARE REFUSED
NEAR THE CARPATHIANs

London. Nov. 27.--A Budapest dis
patch coming by way of Amsterdam
SAYS that the Russians have been re-
nulsed at Ting and that fighting IL
going on at ZeInpln. The report is
considered Significant, as the two points
are respectively thirty-fve and atty
miles south OF the Carpa thians.
The Richmond Virginian. (Richmond, Va.) 1910-1920, 1914-11-28
Judge KEITH TO RETURN
SOON, IMPROVED IN HEALTH

Judge James Keith. president of The
Supreme COURT of Appeals. is expect
ed to return to the city within the
next fifteen days He has been re-
cuperatsng nj his home in F'auqaier,
and his heath IL said to be much i'm
proved.
The Richmond Virginian. (Richmond, Va.) 1910-1920, 1914-11-28
TURKEY WILL NOT HAMPER
FREE Use OF CANAL.

Rome. Nov. 21.--~lt is now stated
that Turkey has notified Italy that
she will not hamper the free use OF
the Suez Canal. 1t was reported that
Turkey would blow up the works OF
the canal and bottle I'M tho British
feet.
The Richmond Virginian. (Richmond, Va.) 1910-1920, 1914-11-28
ALL QUIET ALONG
ALI. FRENCH FRONT

Paris NOV. a5-The official COM
fuunique issued at 1890 tonight says:
The day was one of calm. Thers
is nothing to report"
The Richmond Virginian. (Richmond, Va.) 1910-1920, 1914-11-28
Chief of Convention Army
viii Push Campaign to Cap
ture Carranza
Bandits Let Loose
In Many Sections
Foreign interests in Iampico
Oil Fields Viii Again Make
Appeal for Protec tion
Against Looters


III faeo, Tex. Nov "a move.
fHFHf aKaiHst Victoria capital Of the
Mexican state Of Jsmauitpas. has been
begun by the villa forces arrurdine
10 advfces received toda, in III pa,
An official NHls rcnoft ,nday ia
that General Cahalerro the cerra,-
2iSta u hos. tro9ps mold Tan,uf.-,, bas
recognized the convention ns,t, and
Wtll offar fsp rcstsfancs. ?, ~ .r,r,
Of Villas troOrs
van. f,r~,,.
Monterev n ,s - asa, ms
ttvt., -, 'H '"Sai WI
sa ,to $50 ,'''''''' 81 oe'hs useH
r,,.r.,,f,,... OPP! 'ivhS. h9t
80, -. -, " .'FeiF tH&f the
,to a., 's '"tces royal "a
f~,,., -. 90 ,',at via troops
,hsr ~ -. "F'0" u" iuf-
have e,,ter..7 ~. 81" f3r ,.t,
,'n-,,.t,, Mo" ny. bNf VIVA
49,. "' ~. y train the arst
a., -. 'g'i NfA,eo N11y ted"
81 vas learned when
''i'li'ida'ea H"nS were
NY, ga" h*'''"2l caPlfai
@""Ne On yer" 'rtaz.
-, u"''@ "IEclAlf VIVA
- '''.' W. ~ 1880 ~. ohtF long
- -, 49, ~ fpNN' afA1H'
NC" 'Po>" a1e entire force
$3.50 = lifs @o}ett, " 's
- - efeosf CAPTURE SarFanZ'
-. ~ aHs country All
- ~. -. ~ ~ ne ahnseTNIe7'
49,. So, $50 = - more taAh
-, t',Ns t''s.'' - ctah"ed, Wall
$500 ny se@Poft where
g l'a@h'f'~ as Htaa4a8ftef
eounrsr stror,,- -, 1,.r,,.,. ""p~ WI en-"
vsr1 ,,nr,,,s,,. -. ,,sa @ @slS'.
(,arranr. a@a,.ts 49, - ~,
latt4r claims ,bst 49,. a,.fra
If General r.urfo l;le,.ot, t,a,.t- ae 49,
commands ~ tfansraIx ,th-ntgon .,,a
puelna and ,noxt .f ras.,s C,rrs.,,,,.,,
brigade are located dong the lfna
east. with orizha as = hase rhair
advance posts are located Ia thu city
II san Marcos. which is near the i8nc-
ton ~ number az iInes running
into the CITY. one of which Is from
puehla which r. now held by forces
loyal to the convention.
say Angeles Is Defeated.
General Felipe Angeles has sustain
/ ed complete Gefeat according Ia
reports received from Nuevo Laredo
These fcp"rts state tnat the announce
Iron County news. [volume] (Hurley, Wis.) 1913-1950, 1914-01-17
VENUS HOT AND COLD.
One Half the Planet Burns. While the
Other Half Always Freezes.

Venus. the evening star Of the po-
cts. the most brilliant object in our
western sky. that planet which re
wolves around the sun in a path inside
ours. must if inhabited have beings of
a very different type from ourselves.
for Venus has always had one hemi-
sphere turned toward the sun and one
turned away from it, Consequently it
is always daytime and summer on
one-haif Of Venus. always night and
winter ON the other half
As Venus is more than 23000000
miles nearer the sun than we are. it
must be twice as hot on her day side
as it ever is at our equator And OH
her night side. whore a ray Of stun
light has never Shone it must be SO
cold that the air is Hqueaed if net
soldi6ed There must be a constant
upruSh of hot air from the scorched
surface and a corresponding thrush Of
icy air from the frigid side Along the
boundary between the two hemi-
spheres this must cause a violent and
perhaps almost perpetual rainfall.
Seen through a small telescope or
field glass Venus often appears like Il
crescent. Then are visible the pro
jections that can be nothing but noun
tains of great height - New York
World
Iron County news. [volume] (Hurley, Wis.) 1913-1950, 1914-01-17
DON'T BE MISLED
Hurley Citizens Should Read and
Heed This AdUice.

Kidney trouble is dangerous and oft
e1 fatal.
Don't experiment with something
new and untried.
Use a tested kidney remedy
Begin with Doan's Kidnay Pills,
Used in kidney troubles SO years.
Recommended here and everywhere.
The following statement forms con-
vincing proof.
Thomas Koskie, 229 Evans St Iron.
wood, Mich.. says my back was lame
and | could not stoup or lift without
suffering from sharp, shooting pains
across my loins My kidneys did not
act properly. and caused me annoyance
| finally used Uoan's Kidney Pills and
they cured me. am now free from
backsche and my kidneys act regular
ly
Price SOC. at ali dealers Don't simp-
" ask for kidney get Deans Kii-
new Pills the same that MIR. Koskia
had. Foster ilbara Co.. Prop,
Buffalo, N. Y.
Iron County news. [volume] (Hurley, Wis.) 1913-1950, 1914-01-17

antarctic plateau. Shacklet2n interds
to walk over the south role. and
come out on the other side of the
world. Admiral Peary says that for
four years have urged that su-h an
expedition be fitted out. He states
that the Roosevelt T. which ne used IN
his dash to the notth' Is th3 greatest
lee-hghting snip afioat, and he adds
that an expedition would have started
out from TINS country II ne had been
able TO raise $780, 700 tor the purpose.
one cannot mention these POLAR eXpe-
dltlons without at least trinklnE OF tie
renowned DR.. Cook Tins gentleman
mas visited Washington seVera; times
aud has spoken before great audiences
IN all parts OF the country Inc thing
about Dr. COX Is h's convincing man
ner. In ms former demands Tor an IN
vestlgation OF his claims as discove.er
OF the north pole he has had the sup
port and backing of CAPTAIN Evelyn
Baldwin. who is somewhat famous on
account OF his arctic explorations. But
Iron County news. [volume] (Hurley, Wis.) 1913-1950, 1914-01-17

One day NJ. Edmond About called
upon Grisier. the most celebrated fenc-
ing master of his day. Il am in
quandary." said About Il allowed
myself yesterday the pleasure Of a
joke in bad taste. and duel is to be
the result | know nothing whatever
about fencing, and. as you can see,
am fat Will you give me IA lesson, so
that l may not make myself too ridicu-
lous?" The lesson was given. but
About proved a very poor pupil On
his way out he saw Il photograph of
Grisier Il suppose" he said, Il must
not ask YOU for one of these?" with
the greatest pleasure" said the fenc-
ing master And with chuckle, Girl
sier wrote across the photograph. To
NJ Edmond About the best pupil
have ever had \ few hours after
ward the seconds at A50uts adrer-
sary called on the writer saw the pho-
tograuh GA the mauteipiese and, fear
ing for their friend ~ the hands of so
redoubtah.e >Worl~man. auau2ed the
affair without ANY duel
Iron County news. [volume] (Hurley, Wis.) 1913-1950, 1914-01-17

It may not he Thought that of all am
imals birds are among the largest eat
erS This means. u course. I'D proper
uon TO their weight Some birds are
known To consume two and one-half
times their weight of food in twenty
four hours. The heron, which has a
light weight Of four pounds in spite Of
its size is striking example. one
was lately caught which had just
swallowed two trout of one and one
half and two pounds Wild pigeons
are among the foremost eaters. and
they make a most copious repast
whenever an abundance of food is
found. Thus Il single pigeon picked
up a thousand grains Of wheat in one
day.-Scienti6c American.
Iron County news. [volume] (Hurley, Wis.) 1913-1950, 1914-01-17
hiesjcan Affairs

To,s man Huerta down "a Mexico is
40. entirely laoki = in the ptoprieues,
ans On Sew Years day he sent mes
sage to President Wilson as follows:
The Mexican Tepu6Gc. through me,
has the honor ut v.sajng a Happg New
Yea. 30 the gior!ous teonls Of the
Cnitea States. so Vo-thiiy geprsssn,el
By your excelleucy Ina3mu-h as Pre-
sidsnt vii on has declared in a mes
sage to Congress that there is no
government in Mexico the greeting
could not be officially answered At the
time it was received at Washington the
President was down at Pass Christian,
Mississippi, eagerly waiting the arrival
of United States cruiser bearing
John Lind, whose despatch to Mexico
some months ago, aroused the Mexican
Dictator to declare that the visitor was
undesirable. The significance of the
meeting between the President and his
Mexican envoy caused as much specu-
lation in Washington as elsewhere.
Iron County news. [volume] (Hurley, Wis.) 1913-1950, 1914-01-17
NEWS FROM WASHINGTON, D. c.
The Presidents Body Guards.

While The President OF the Cuitsd
States is sojodrninR in the south, he
has with him physician, for a man Of
the profession is ALWAYS assigned to
the staff of the President. There are
also two secret service officers and be
cause of the condition in travelling
there is usually added one or two ser
wants who jointly act AS guards. When
President Wilson is in Wash ngton he
usually goes for his walks or rides ac-
companied by a single secret service
officer. and in crowds an additional
body guard may be added, A careful
ob 'erver has said: The White House
is a peculiarly American institution.
In none of the republics Of the world
is the official so little removed from
the ways of plain people It is all
that a national palace would be IN a
country of pretentoIs Titles and fo-ms.
out mere 1t IS also comparatlvely the
simpie home the American family To
IN clear description the eon'ags and
Fo'n0s ot the President and bis family
co'I' "e a'd .d. 7 was not MANS wears
ago '"A' if1si4e"tS @. 'He U4it=d
''"'os went ABROAD una--"moanad,
7'' '1e l''*J siA'd kaa.I vas thrown
"oo' ''s'"ef tfasi ie't No'#eFslt. as
result '1 IHe assassination "1 tess'-
"9'' "cAi'l4E. t"t"hRt Roosevelt
'''''N'' 'I''s very "1eR. ana 'a'F SUBJ
-'' s'e' 20 inc espionage because OF
'''5 '''.'s'e''ce 'i members o. nls ii"'
ny 'i' e"0'"s.' Even eN-tis.3ent Taft
0se' - occasionally sIip a"as through
'he sac door of me Waite House m Or
"e' 'h" ne mlRat walk alone without
'e''E guarded President Wilson has
not |7' evidenced dislike for the Gus
''"'' aua may not 90 So as he has an
easy way 81 accepting conditions as
ne finds them 1t has been determin-
Iron County news. [volume] (Hurley, Wis.) 1913-1950, 1914-01-17
Ahnnt Polnr Mnffers

Washington has a National Geo
graphical Society which is made up
of few people who understand geo
graphy, and Ro9d many thousands
who 50 in for the good they can get
out of it. Rear Admiral Robert +.
Peary, who first laid his polar proofs
tefore this Society. has expressed his
regret that some American has not at
tempted the journey which Sir Ernest
Shack)eton viii undertake across the
Iron County news. [volume] (Hurley, Wis.) 1913-1950, 1914-01-17
Effects of Lime.

Mr.. Evans entered a New York res
taurant and saw a friend seated at one
Of the tables
Hello, Lowell he said, how are
your"
"Oh, pretty Well" replied Lowell.
What are you doing now?" inquired
Evans.
We'll. when l came in here" said
Lowell, about two hours ago I was
not in business. but I've changed since
then I'm a waiter now Pulitzer
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