The Topeka state journal. [volume] (Topeka, Kansas) 1892-1980, 1914-10-31

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allied forces onto them? Said savage
are not particular whom they kill
than white Christians.
turkeys may be scarce Thanksgiy
ing, as reported by dealers. but ther
Will be superabundance of lam,
| ducks.
Speaking Of the style of furniture
Ilnlsh known as Antwerp finish" Mrs
Gabe Whash opines that it must b,
something mighty rough.
After giving the Morning Squash thu
once over and the up-and-down. Hon.
90 Murphy says it reminds him of the
cardinal principles of Democratic gov
eminent, because it is for. bv and of,
just one subject
Frequently politician speaks OF
great victory when he means mar.
row escape"
because some people take greater
care to keep the flies warm than they
do to keep their children warm. the
funeral notices of the last fly of the
season is greatly delayed.
However, Lodge says there il no
such animal as the last fly of the sea
son. He has swatted the last nv OF
the season 10 times during the past
week. '~'
The COOP who gets dose of pizen
IVY while in pursuit of the festive
paW-paw, should not come for SWIM
pathy to anyone who doesn't eat the
be-dashed insults to the name of fruit.
Next Tuesday will also be a hard
blow to those who have been making
living taking straw votes.
"A curb-stone politicians pull" is
good SO long as the supply Of pulla HE
legs holds out
The choice of Aguas Calientes as
place to hold the Mexican neace
conference will appeal to those who
nave smattering of Spanish at their
command, as vurry. vurry appropriate.
The peace ENJOYS have been in aguas
callentes (hot water) ever since the
thing started.
"a MS Will NC III IL, dCcOrQlng TO
the latest war dope, but there is IT.
tie chance that they will be in that
part of the disturbance known to war
correspondents as 1.-The thick of the
fray. 1t is the nature of the Turk
to keep out of that w. k. SPOT. and
content himself by grabbing OFF a lit
tie white meat from around the edges.
The report that the Progressive GEN.
trai committee had money left when
the campaign closed. will, in the
minds Of politicians. strengthen the
belief that the Progs are not up on
the fine points of politics.
Mr.. Taxpayer" that prolific writer
for the weekly press. may now lay
away his trenchant pen and go back
to shocking corn.
Whether or not the women voters
think a woman competent to hold Of
flee, should be settled question at
ter Tuesday. They have a chance to
vote for woman for a state office,
and if they don't. twill be because
she is a woman.
An improvement in the pumps
worn by girls is the strap over the
ankle. Formerly. the pumps were
kept on by great mental concentration
Every Halloween. the police depart
AHcHl - augmented Dy q couple OF
dozen hick policemen to amuse the
children.
However. the city kid never has as
much fun as his country cousin. In
the city. there are no cows and pigs,
and no windmill towers to hang them.
on.
The best the city kid can do is to
destroy a lot of property, or tie a can
full of assorted rocks to the tail of
some unfortunate pooch and then
turn It loose in the hallway of a.
boarding house.
It is said by those who have been
to the merry wildwood that the young
squirrel crop il now ripe and ready to
be picked.
According to var news atrocities
are the things committed by the gang
on the other side.
1t really begins to look like John
Marshall would be permitted to close
his campaign without the assistance
Of his old-time friend. Myra Nc
Henri