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Eagle River review. [volume] (Eagle River, Wis.) 1890-1927, 1914-06-26
WRONG KIND OF GARDENING
Form That Patient Had Been InduIg.
ing In Was Not What Doctor
Would Have Recommended.

Nov comes the season when the
wife goes to the country and the hus-
band, in the words of the immortal
song, shouts Hooray! Hooray!'"
Thus Jerome S. McWade, in an
after-dinner speech at Duluth began
his response to toast on ''The La
dies"
When the ladies are with us. we
are SAFE he resumed, "but when they
go off to country or shore, leaving us
in town alone, then our troubles be-
gin.
"A man one summer day called on
doctor
I" Doe, he said, I'm all run down.
You look it. too said the doctor
sympathetically. I'm not going to
prescribe drugs for a man in your
condition. No, sir, what I'm going to
prescribe for you is gardening.
The patient started and his I'M
healthy pallor turned to dull brick
red.
but, doc he said, gardening is
the cause of all my trouble
Humph, what kind of gardening? p
Roof the man replied"
Eagle River review. [volume] (Eagle River, Wis.) 1890-1927, 1914-06-26
Cold Spring Presbyterian Church.

until 17-8 Since then the church has
had two other houses of worship, the
present one having been in existence
for upwards Of 80 years.
The original pastor Of the church
in 1918 conveyed in perpetuity for
the church his 200-acre estate, and
those who were named as 5rantees
were Humphrey Hughes, George
Hand, John Parsons, Joseph Whildin,
James Spicer, Shamgar Hand, Joshua
Gulickson, Samuel Johnson, Constant
Hughes, Cornelius Schollinger. John
Hand, Nathanial Hand, Barnabas
Crowell, Jehu Richardson. George
Crawfort, Benjamin Sites, Jeremiah
Hand, Samuel Eldredge, Jonathan
F'urman, Ezekiel Eldredge, Eleazer
Newton, Nathaniel Norton, Nathanial
Rex. Yelverson Crowell, Josiah
Crowell, William milford, William
Matthews, Samuel Bancroft, Samuel
Foster and John Matthews, names
which have been continued in each
succeeding generation to the present
day. Only few of the family names
have become extinct.
OF recent pastors, Rev. John L
Lands, now retired. has become a
permanent resident of the neighbor-
hood, and was pastor rs years ago.
when the one hundred and seventy
fifth anniversary exercises were held.
He will take a prominent part In the
royn;no celebration
The present pastor is Rev. Charles
Henry Jones, who has been the minis
ter about two years. He is an active
worker, and doing much to preserve
the traditions Of the much-Ioved old
place. Owing to the few people liv-
ing In the immediate neighborho0d,
only morning services are held there
while services are held In the two
chapels which have been built nearer
Cape May City.
When President BENJAMIN Harrison
lived at Cape May il 1890, 1891 and
1892, he and Mrs. Harrison worshiped
in the church.
Eagle River review. [volume] (Eagle River, Wis.) 1890-1927, 1914-06-26
Valuable information.

A happy couple were on their
to Scotland. They had to change
trains at Carlisle, and an obliging por-
ter, while struggling with the lug
gage, noticed that the young lady's
hair was dotted with rice. He ap-
preached the young man and, pulling
a folded paper fromm his pocket, said:
"A present for you, sir, with the
company's compliments.
Indeed" said the traveller; what is
it?"
"a railway map, Sir"
"Oh, thank you, but what are these
marks in blue pencii?'
That's the beauty of it, sir; those
marks show just where the tunnels are
and their length. London Tit-Bits.
Eagle River review. [volume] (Eagle River, Wis.) 1890-1927, 1914-06-26
n 4 REmMR4RA Watson Il. Coleman Wash.
"a EN . est references. Best ST. results aalf
RECOGNIZED WORK OF ARTIST
Negro Quick to Hand Out What
Might Be Called Important Piece
of Misinformation.

Charles R. Knight, the artist, whose
reproductions of dinosaurs and crea-
lures of long ago are known the world
over, prefers, however, to be known
as a painter and sculptor of modern
animals. He has worked from the liv-
ing model as much as possible, and
this has taken him to the ZOOS in
many cities. He was telling his ex-
periences at the zoo in Washington.
Zone afternoon an important look
ing negro came along with his best
GIRL" he said. ''They stopped for a
minute and looked at the sketch
was making of a deer.
Yer know what he am dom, don't
yer?'' asked the negro of his COM
panion.
Mebbe,' answered the woman.
Does yoh?'
'Shoh. He's making a landscape
OBJ one er dem habitats. Dere's mob
habitats in dis zoo than anywhere
else in der United States"
Eagle River review. [volume] (Eagle River, Wis.) 1890-1927, 1914-06-26
WANTED TO KNOW THE FIGURE
Fortune Hunters Mother Was Not
Dealing in Uncertainties, If
She Could Help 1t.

Miss Jeanette Glider, the brillia
critic, toyed with a pink and go
mustache cup at the mustache CT
tea concluding the Bad Taste exhil
ton in New York.
The mustache cup" said Mi
Glider, holds it's own even bett
than the hand-painted cuspidor. B1
after all, there is spiritual as well
material bad taste, and a spiritu
bad taste exhibition is now in orde
In the forefront of it I'd put Il
fortune hunter. Not all our fortul
hunters come from across the WI
I heard of one the other day who
longs to the oldest family in Al
lea.
"But his family is very poor,
SO he and his mother have ded
that he must marry for money.
were discussing recently, the paiS
them, a western girl. -
"sHer fortune is large hut va
said the mother. Besides, shk s
gauche. Her feet are broad and
She has a gold front tooth. -
French is execrable. She E1
oh, could make something
of her. the young fortune hunte 4
serted confidently.
Yes, but how much-that'slT-
question: said his mother" IL
Eagle River review. [volume] (Eagle River, Wis.) 1890-1927, 1914-06-26
Too Late

On an Atlantic City pier, G
sadly out over the blue water, {
eran of the Civil war talked
the late General Sickles.
"a good man." he said. "a
man, but most theatrical one
the black tragedy of his youth, h,
kind to his wife, but some
marred, something vitiated his
ness--I think it was theatrical
and the poor young woman dice
years after he took her back.
"Once, at an army reunion, I
Sickles rebuke man who was
ming down wives and MARI
Sickles said with a queer smi
significant smile, perhaps:
All, Jim, the trouble. with
average married man is tina
doesn't know what a jewel his W
till he comes to put her in a casl
Eagle River review. [volume] (Eagle River, Wis.) 1890-1927, 1914-06-26
ERUPTION DISFlGURED FACE

Lock Box So, Maurice, Ia.-"In the
spring of 1911 our little daughter, age
five years, had breaking out on her
lip and part of her cheek that we
took for ringworm. 1t resembled a
large ringworm, only it differed IN
that it was covered with watery bis
tiers that itched and burned terribly,
made worse by her scratching II.
Then the blisters would break through
and let out watery substance. She
was very cross and fretful while she
had it and had very little rest az
night. When the eruption was at
worst the teacher of the school 81 &.
her home and would not allow her
attend until the Disagreement OF w
face was gone. I
II wrote and received sample
Cuticura Soap and Ointment, viii
we used according to directions, q
they gave instant relief, SO we bou !
some more. 1t gradually grew bet I
We kept on using Cuticura Soap
Ointment and in three or four mon
the child was entirely cure
(Signed) Mr.. Henry Prins, Oct.
1912.
Cuticura Soap and Ointment
throughout the world. Sample of e.
free, with 32-p. Skin Book Address
card "Cuticura, Dept. L, Boston. -
Eagle River review. [volume] (Eagle River, Wis.) 1890-1927, 1914-06-26
LSHED 1891.
sEheapeet, The Best.


Don't be afraid, darling. There's
nothing to fear. God sends the
thunderstorm to clear the air, water
the flowers, and make it cooler for us.
Now, don't cry, dear; it won't harm
you, and everything will be better
when it's over"
The little fellow listened intently,
and as his mother finished he looked
up at her gravely, and said: mo, no.
mother, you talk exactly the way you
did last week when you took me to
the dentist, to have my tooth pulled
Chicago Sunday Examiner.
Eagle River review. [volume] (Eagle River, Wis.) 1890-1927, 1914-06-26

well, and I now have two fine baby
girls. cannot praise Lydia E. Pink
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for what it has done for me. / always
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use this letter. Mrs. CHARLIE BAG
LEY, R. 8, Cumming, Ga.
Eagle River review. [volume] (Eagle River, Wis.) 1890-1927, 1914-06-26
MRS. WINN'S
ADVICE TO WOMEN
Take LydiaE. Pinkham's Veg
etable Compound and be
Restored to Health.
Kansas City, Mo. -" The doctors told
me would never be mother. Every

m on tn the aims
were so bad that I
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| began taking Ly-
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. e ge ia bic Com
pound and had not
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Eagle River review. [volume] (Eagle River, Wis.) 1890-1927, 1914-06-26
Surprised.

''That ball game was most interest
ing" said the man from abroad.
What feature of the occasion i'm
pressed you mosu?"
''The crowd. don't recall having
seen such large assemblage of peo-
pie with nobody dancing the tango"
Eagle River review. [volume] (Eagle River, Wis.) 1890-1927, 1914-06-26
MentaI Arithmetic.

Teacher-Tommy, if I spent one
third of certain sum of money, and
SO represented fve-sixths of the res
mainder, what did I have?
Tommy-The jimjams. iii
Eagle River review. [volume] (Eagle River, Wis.) 1890-1927, 1914-06-26

Fortunate is the woman whose
dressmaker gives her more worry
than her husband.
Eagle River review. [volume] (Eagle River, Wis.) 1890-1927, 1914-06-26
No Wonder.

81 used to go to the theater just as
tired business man would"
why did you give it up?'
Il found that it was the plays that
were making me tired"
Eagle River review. [volume] (Eagle River, Wis.) 1890-1927, 1914-06-26

The horseman wants check rein
but the baseball fan prefers rail-
check.
Eagle River review. [volume] (Eagle River, Wis.) 1890-1927, 1914-06-26
Quiet Desired.

Wifie-Do you love me still, dear?
I Rubby-When I'm trying to read
the paper | do.
Eagle River review. [volume] (Eagle River, Wis.) 1890-1927, 1914-06-26

If you want to find a man out all
you have to do is to call on him with
a bill.
Eagle River review. [volume] (Eagle River, Wis.) 1890-1927, 1914-06-26
This Language of Ours.

s'Was the rumor cOnfirmed?
eNo. A careful Investigation of the
report proved it to be confirmed
rumor."
Eagle River review. [volume] (Eagle River, Wis.) 1890-1927, 1914-06-26

vour, OWN DRUGGIST Will. TELL. YOU
Try Murine Bye Remedy for ked' Mea s Masery
~; Ey % Iava Comfort Write for Book of the Eye
SUsI mali Free Murine Eye Remedy Co., Chicago.
Eagle River review. [volume] (Eagle River, Wis.) 1890-1927, 1914-06-26

Many man has capital ideas, with
other peoples capital.
Eagle River review. [volume] (Eagle River, Wis.) 1890-1927, 1914-06-26

Money goes. Ever notice how three
$40 bills will go like go?
Eagle River review. [volume] (Eagle River, Wis.) 1890-1927, 1914-06-26

You never can tell. Many bare
faced lie is told by a man with whis-
kers.
Eagle River review. [volume] (Eagle River, Wis.) 1890-1927, 1914-06-26

The horn of plenty isn't restricted
to the horny-handed son of toll.
Americus times-recorder. [volume] (Americus, Ga.) 1891-current, 1914-01-11
Washington Camp. No. "A.

Washington Camp, No. "a.
Washington Camp, No. "a, P. O d
If A., meets every Monday night in
Cotney Building at o'clock. Visit
Ing brothers cordially invited to. at.
rend. E. ]. MMATH,
3. H. MMath, President
Secretary.
Americus times-recorder. [volume] (Americus, Ga.) 1891-current, 1914-01-11
.PAJAMA GLAD HERO
CHASEs BOLD BURGLAR

Atlanta, Jan 10.-Clad only in the
thinnest of pajamas, George Muckles,
a heroic soul, pursued a burglar last
night along five city blocks, firing at
him as he ran.
The burglar got away, and Muckles
bare feet were nearly frozen from con-
tact with the cold pavement
The burglar was discovered about 2
m. in the room of Mrs. Muckles,
mother of George. She screamed, and
the son rushed to the rescue, pistol in
hand just as the thief jumped out of a
window. Then the exciting chase
commenced This was one of three
attempted burglaries reported to the
police this morning.
Americus times-recorder. [volume] (Americus, Ga.) 1891-current, 1914-01-11
PUTS UP UNIQUE
PLEA FOR FREEDOM

Atlanta, Jan. 1O.-"I didn't know
what | was doing when | opened my
employers cash register. l was in q
trance, and did not know was taking
money!"
Such was the extraordinary plea
made by George J. Weaver, in the Grim
inal branch of the Fulton superior
court when he was arraigned for ente:-
ing the office OF a typewriter company
where he was employed and stealing
the money out of the cash drawer.
The jury found him guilty of felon1
with the recommendation that he b.
punished as for a misdemeano-
Weaver declared in defense that he was
afflicted with spells of mental aberra-
ton, and that at the time he was
caught in front Of the safe he had ne
iaSst " nat n@ WAS uUlls6.
Americus times-recorder. [volume] (Americus, Ga.) 1891-current, 1914-01-11
NOTES Of INTEREST
FROM EMORY COLLEGE

Emory College, oxford. Ca, Jan. 10
AT an election for Oxford council
men, DIR. w F. Melton, professor OF
English in Emory, was elected mayor
to succeed DR.. E. H. Johnson, also OF
the Emory faculty. Other members o;
the council are DR.. E. K Turner and
Professors H. H. Stone and j. B
PEBBLES, of the faculty, and Messrs. J
z. Johnson. L. T. Stone and F. A
Henderson.
John H. Maddox, of Atlanta, has
been elected historian of the freshman
class, in place of Jack Staten, of Val
dosta, who did not return to college.
The sophomore class has elected j.
H. Wilson, of Camilla, president, to
fill the vacancy caused by the failure
of J. b. Kelly, of Cordele. to return af-
ter the holidays.
C. H. Arnold, of Macon entered Mer-
Ger after the holidays, and the junior
class elected J. H. Montfort in his
place as secretary and treasurer of the
class. Mr.. Arnold has since returned
to Emory.
| Professor NJ. T. Peed has returned
from LAGRANGE, where he went to
enter Miss Eugenia in college. Profess
sor j. P. Hammer has returned from
New York. by way of Franklin, Ten
nessee, where he was called by the
sudden death of his mother. DR.. w.
r. Jones has returned from Baltimore,
where he spent the holidays with his
family. Professor A. G. Sanders, for
merly of the Emory faculty, now of
Emory and Henry college, Virginia,
spent several days this week with Dr..
and Mrs. E. X. Turner and other
friends Professor B. D. Battle, an
Emory man, who now fills chair in
Centenary college, Shreveport, La
spent several days in Oxford recently
with relatives.
Professor and Mrs. J. Gordon Stipe
are receiving congratulations of their
friends on the arrival of J. Gordon
Stipe Junior.
Americus times-recorder. [volume] (Americus, Ga.) 1891-current, 1914-01-11
IS THE OLD TIME
BLOOD HOUND LOSING
HIS USEFULNESS

Atlanta. Jan. 1O.-The bloodhounds
in and around Atlanta are beginning to
get "in bad" Their regulations as
sleuths is having repeated and serious
aspersions cast upon it, even though
most of the dogs are supposed to be
we'll trained and are of purest breed.
Yesterday Mrs. M. D. Mangum, who
resides on Jefferson street near the
Fulton county convict camp, was chok-
ed by burglar, who entered the house
to commite robbery. Tearing herself
from the mans grasp, she ran to the
convict camp. The burglar ran. The
bloodhounds were taken to the house
Immediately afterward, and took the
trail of the fleeing man. In less than a
half a mile they lost the track, AMI
were never able to cover it.
1t is only about two weeks ago that
an enterprising DeKalb county negro
caught and tanned the two bloodhounds
set out to catch him. He made pets Of
them, and was later arrested trying to
sell them.
1t has been a little longer time since
the county bloodhounds were put on
the trail of the three negroes who com
mitted the famous Druid Hills street
car murder" These hounds struck a
hot trail and followed it to a finish but
when the mounted policemen got to the
tree they found their dogs had been
chasing a possum and not murderer.
Americus times-recorder. [volume] (Americus, Ga.) 1891-current, 1914-01-11
BOSTON BANKER
ENDORSES ATLANTA
FOR REGIONAL BANK

Atlanta, Jan. 10-Arthur E. Childs
of Boston, the eminent banker and fin
ancier, was entertained at luncheon
yesterday in Atlanta at the Capital
City club by William Hurd Hillyer
Mr.. Childs, who is as well qualified
as any man in the country to discuss
the general situation, declared that n
his opinion Atlanta was unquestionably
the logical point in the southeast for
the proposed reginal bank
His statement will be read with in
terest throughout Georgia, particularly
in view of the fact that the endorse
Icent of Atlanta's claims has become
statewide, and already seventeen cities
and towns have formally pledged their
support to the movement.
Mr. Hillyer, who is one of Atlanta'5
most prominent bankers, invited the
following gentlemen to meet Mr..
Childs at the luncheon Col r. J.
Lowry, A. c. Newell, Russell Porter,
Carroll Latimer, Edgar Watkins.
IF Atlanta is chosen as the point for
the south's reginal bank, as it certainly
should be-" Mr.. Childs declared, "it will
be because the organization committee
is convinced that this is the logical
city.
1T should be shown by a clear cut
statement that Atlanta is the clearing
house for the vast empire of the South,
the natural and not an artificial center
of the ebb and flow of money. This
will be the convincing argument. SEN
timent will cut no figure. Certainly
Atlanta will be able to make this show
ing"
Mr.. Hillyer and the other gentlemen
present agreed that Atlanta certainly
Should and would.
Americus times-recorder. [volume] (Americus, Ga.) 1891-current, 1914-01-11
'Daily. Except Sunday.

Sleeping cars between Americas and
Atlanta on trains leaving Americas
1874 p. M, arriving Atlanta 6:25 a. M
Connects at Macon with sleeping cars
to and from Savannah.
Pullman sleeping cars between Chi
cago, st. Louis and Jacksonville on
Seminole Limited" leaving Americas
for Jacksonville 1890 a. m. Leaves
Americus for st. Louis and Chicago
via Columbus and Birmingham at $3.50
a. m.
For further information apply to S
B, Ellis, Ticket Agent, Americas, OF
John w. Blount, District Passenger
Agent. Macon. Ga. adv
Americus times-recorder. [volume] (Americus, Ga.) 1891-current, 1914-01-11
LACK OF FRESH AIR
Causes Rundown CONFEDERATION To
Keep Strong.

Causes Rundown COnditiOn-How To
Keep Strong.
Statistics prove that the death rate
is very much greater in the winter
months than in summer, and that the
lack of fresh air is largely responsible
for his condition. E
If the system becomes rundown,
blood thin and watery, circulation
poor, no appetite, don't dose with
drugs, but take our delicious cod liv-
er and iron tonic Vinol not a patent
medicine, as everything in it is nam
ed on every package and if it does not
give you hearty appetite, enrich the
blood and create strength, we will re-
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faith in Vinol.
A case has just come to our atten-
ton from Knoxville, Tenn. Miss Car
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was all rundown, weak, had no appe-
tite and after all that time am glad
to say Vinol has brought back my
health and strength"
Try bottle of Vinol on our guar
antee. Hooks Pharmacy, Americas.
P. S-For eczema of scalp try our
Saxo Salve. We guarantee it. advt
Americus times-recorder. [volume] (Americus, Ga.) 1891-current, 1914-01-11
WASHINGTON CAMP, NO IA
p, O, 8. OF A.
Secretal

Meets on Thursday nights. Woo
hlen's Hall, in Cotney Bldg All mem
bers urged TO attend. Visitors wsl
,omed. T. M. MERRITT. Pres't
.. u. REESE, Reed. Secy.
Americus times-recorder. [volume] (Americus, Ga.) 1891-current, 1914-01-11
ofGa.Ry
The Right Way
Current Schedules, Corrected to Date
Central Time.
TRAINS ARRIVE,


Central Time.
TRAINS ARRIVE.
From Savannah, Augusta,
Atlanta and Macon ...* 1870 . m
From Columbus and in
termediate points ......*12:30 n
From Lockhart, Dothan.
Albany, Troy ard Mont
gomery Recommendation p N
from Lockhart. Dothan.
Albany. Troy and Mont
gomery ................* 2:lO p M
From Atlanta and Macon. .2:1O p ~
From Augusta Savannah,
Atlanta and Macon ....* $500 m
From Columbus and in
termediate points ......! 7:1O p m
From Columbus and in
tarmediate points .. =. $1,000 a n
From Albany and Jack
sonville $500 a m
From Albany ...........* $3.50 a IN
TRAINS DEPART.
Tor Macon, Augusta and
Savannah ..........* $3.50 a nj
For Albany, Dothan,
Lockhart, Troy and
Montgomery 1920 IA
Eor Albany. Dothan,
Lockhart, Troy and
Montgomery .........* 2:lO p m
For Macon and Atlanta $3.50. .2:1O p IN
For Macon, Atlanta, Saw.
annah and Augusta 49,. .*1O:49 p m
For Columbus ............% 3:4S p IN
For Columbus ...........! $500 III
For Columbus, Birm-
ham and Chicago ......* 1906 m
For Albany ........:.....* 1880 p m
For Albany and Jackson
Vile ............... 1890 a m
'Daily. Except Sunday.
Arizona republican., 1914-09-21
New Works Free Markets

On the invitation of President Marks, of the Borough of Manhattan 15O persons, including oral city officials recently visited the various free markets which have been established in the borough to the end of facilitating the purchase of house. hold necessities by consumers. thorough investi- gaton made and, according to the New York Times the plan warmly approved.
 The Greensboro bridge market occupies the space under the approach to the bridge from the Manhattan side Nearly all of the ninety-six push stands occupied and wagons ranged along the curb The president of the Washington Market Merchants Association, who of the visiting party said that the foodstuffs he had equaed in quality those fin other markets. The market thronged with customers, and there a marked lowering in the cost all kinds of produce.
 The Fort Lee ferry market also visited, is principally patronzed by people of the well -io middle class and many customers came in automo- biles One farmer from New Jersey informed Presi Marks that in hour he had sold 300 dressed fowls at 20 cents per pound One customer carry ing two well-flled market baskets declared that he had saved s1.5O in his mornings marketing.
 At the Harlem bridge market sold sixty dressed lambs before noon and went for other load. He paid 1514 per pound at whole sae and sold legs for IS cents chucks 15 cents, and chops at 24 cents per pound, Even at these low prices and modest profits the marketman pressed himself well satisfied.
 It was noticeable that all of the free markets crowded and that both customers and sellers were generally gratifed with results. In the judg- of the visitors. the markets fully justify their existence. and it the opinion that in considera- ble measure they lower the cost of living in Man hattan