davidaulloa/AmericanStories huggingface dataset:
The evening world., 1914-02-13
Different

Pebeco is totally unlike
all other dentifrices. 1t
keeps The mouth whole
some, the breath un-
tainted and the teeth
white and sound.
The evening world., 1914-02-13
PebecO
Tooth Paste

does this so well because
It counteracts "acid-
mouth" the cause Of
$50 Of tooth decay. .
That Pebeco does over
come "acid-mouth," you
can easily prove with the
Acid Test Papers we
send you free with ten
day trial tube-an inter
esting and scientific test.
It is a distinct and real
pleasure to use Pebeco.
And the way it preserves
the teeth and keeps them
white is wonderful.
T0.Ds, Trial INV snl Adx 1ss
PSSsy5 70 Tsa Yssr Mouth
Jor Ad<-Ssss Ers
LEHN & FINK
iao william Street New York
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SUBMARINE TENDER-ALERT.

The United States navy submarine
tender Alert, Lieut.. Bruce L. Canaga
commanding, has arrived at the port
from San Francisco. The Alert is
looked upon as the mother ship" for
the eight submarines to be stationed
here. Honolulu will be the home of
the Alert for some time to come. 9th
er officers in the little vessel are: En-
signs F. w. Scanland. Frank ]. Lowry,
P. A. Surgeon Reynolds Hayden. Asst.
Paymaster R. E. A. Lambert. Chief
Machinist C. ]. Collins, Paymaster
Clerk H. F. Wight.
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IAssociated Press by Fed Wireless.l ]
WASHINGTON, p. c., Aug. Slate
this afternoon II became known that
for two days Mrs. Wilson has been
partially unconscious and steadily
growing weaker. The White House
physicians have abandoned hope for
her and u 10 feared she will be unable
to survive the night.
WASHINGTON, .. c., Aug. 5.-Mrs.
Woodrow Wilson, wife Of the presi-
dent. is declared to be In critically ili
condition at the White House. The
president is transactins official bust
ness from his wife's bedside. Their
daughters have been called home. A
complication Of nervous disorders,
from which Mrs. Wilson has suffered
since last March. q given as the cause
for her serious Illness now.
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CALLING HOME THE RE-
SERVIeTS. s

= On page today 10 striving
\ article dealing with the STATUS
\ OF SOLDIERS In the United !
y States who are subjects Of the !
\ foreign countries involved In the !
\ EUROPEAN WAR. h 70 BY the !
y author Of "HoNoLULU IN WAR !
= TIME the article in yesterdays !
= star-6ulietin that attracted such J
\ attention.
y The NEWS-ALL the news
= and FIRST, In the sTAR.suk
: LETIN.
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ASSOCIATED Press Service by Federal Wirelessl -.
LONDON, England, August 5-The British wal, office
has called for volunteers which is taken to Indicate that
British land forces will be sent an expedition to the Con.
tnent.
Premier Asquth announced today that tomorrow he will
ask the House OF Commons for the appropriation of an
ether half billion dollars for emergency uses.
The report that Vscount Morley lord president of the
council, and John Burns president of the local government
board had resigned is confirmed They did not agree with
Brtans stand for the maintenance of Belgian neutrality
and the British uItimatlm on the subject eft 'a1li
LONDON, England, August 5.-The British government
plans to assume control of all food supplies in the British
Isles to prevent extortionate prices. ssss 80
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Cermon Merchantmen ConfscQted

Germany
destroyed believed
prizes Including
Ano.s
compelled to interviews fpket
British military expedltr - -
rope ss - IL ~
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Gables Cat, Germany Isolated

NEWY0Rk, n T., August 5.-Al direct cables to Ger
many from the United States have been cut east Of the
Azores, presumably by British cruisers.
Germany is completely isolated y -
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SWEDEN TO JOIN ENGLAND AND RUSSIA IF NEUTRALITY POSSIBL
CRUISER PANTHER is SUNK;
GOEbEN AND BRESLAU TAKEN:
. FIERCE FIGHTING IN BELGIUM

[ASsociated Press Service by Federal WireIeSSl
SAN FRANCISCO, CaI August photographic dispatches
today from the theater ofsWar in Europe say that the
French naval squadron nthe Mediterranean has sunk
the German cruiser Panther and captured the German
cruisers Goeben and BreSIau. /!
BRUSSELS, Belgium August 5.-The Belgian minister
of today declared that the Belgian forces
fully combating the German invasion of the country and
that the Belgian losses are ring as compared with those
of their adverSarieS ,l -. .@.
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German Far East SQUADRON Sails

SAN FRANCISCO Cal, August 5-The German g
Eastern squadron has sailed norhWard from Tsinatau
destination is unknown. The German Lloyd liner Rfin
EheI Frederick is accompanying as an auxiliary y
NEW YORK, N. r, August 5-TWeIve thousand ,reser|
lists are here without money! employment or transpofFo
and are unable to join their respective coors in Eon.
They are trying to find some means of getting to te
home countries.
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ST PETERSBURG Ln-Augus A iniaed through
detention the wrecked
embassy shot through the head and stabbed about the body The authorities Claim the
.#1....# !.
The forced through the windows hurled valuable paintings and
Students the mob and tore godeaue
Russian
g Massive stau IA ND German
hacked with . g.. - @ tan5ft gslfds.
similar attempt the Austrian embassy unsuccessful
Ito strong police protection. "'1. aqGa
PARIS August 5The newspaper says that early landing
British troops expected. .'aa'F33s+15s enszsz@
which being built Chilean
hiaed regiments of 0hlans
BRUSSELS, 5French supporting neutrality entered
Belgian forts the Lege epsed the advance Bel
at MaasrCht
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Sugar jumped up from 3.29c
to 3.51%c yesterday, according
to the following cable:
: SAN FRANCISCO. Aug. A.
Sugar: So degrees test. 3.51%c. (
Previous quotation, 3.29c. .~a
. = q = :. :; = u = 8. u u Il &. Z. 3.
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TODAY'S MAJOR
LEAGUE RESULTS
NATIONAL LEAGUE.

NNIIONNI IENGUE.
At New York-New York 8, Chi
eaeo o.
At 6oston-Eoston 4, Pittsburg o.
At Philadelphia - Philadelphia s
Cincinnati o.
At -.rooklyn-st LeuIs 4, Brooklyn
o. if 81
AMERICAN LEAGUE. so.
At chieaso-PhiIadelphia Z, Chi
eago q.
At cIeveland-cleveland 8, Wash.
Ington 2.
At Detroit-New York IA, oetroi,
4.
At St. Louis-st. Louis 10, Boston
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VANCOUVER c. August n excited mob today assaulted the consul
ate the imperial sfE.fs
LONDON August
Cpay important British $50 r5s
that vcou Morley president the local council and John Burns
dent OF the local government board had resigned They did not
Bras stand for the Belgian neutrality the British uma
..@s..#
Earl Beaucham appointed v Morley and Walter Run
to succeed Burns
DOVER England 5Rpts received here
with the afternoon
nq audible from directions Nothing the hostile vessels
STOCKHOLM Sweden August 5he government that Sweden
finds herself unable neutrality she will join Russia Great Britain and
France. 3
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For Rent-Store 40x3o, office room,
shop 45x24; 15-room house.
For Sale-14 acres land; lot on Mil.
Ter str.
H. E. HENDRICK.
Merchant and Alakea. Phone 264S
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Germans are Inuesting Liege

NEW YORK, NJ, r., August 5--Dispatches from Belgium
report that the Germans have captured Wise and set fire to
the town, kIin0 Whomeyer resisted @
The Belgian Town Of Argentau IS also reported to be
fire.
One hundred Thousand german troops are 9arching on
sEieQe Belgium. SVlAesi ssa Nsans laarifrl 4
German soldiers age epkfted TO have Eaped and sum
ma rAisatabs endeasofhie 70 France rance-
NEWby0RK AUGUST 5.-FFThe boilers otIcapGertan de-
stbyRohaNe exploded off South Gedse Denmark and the
destroyer has sunk, carrying down 80 men, The remain
der were rescued. suBlt ~ y .eu "a
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BRUSSELS Belgium August 5The minister Of war has announced that from the
Notifications
vade German officer taken said that the Belgian resistance amazed the
. =
PORTLAND 5eay seemingly
O
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Britain Grabs Turkish Bottleskiipss;. iis;.

LONDON, E1gapd, August 5s--Ihe British qovernIel
paying Ey $25, ,090, 600, has comnandeered ND ,aR
Turkish batfeshps, one of which, is completed andste
other neafgaeompete They will be named the Aqincod
and the, Erln1sf'aae 9<oa2 81 .s,rys sG5s ~ ~
WASHINGTON, D. c., August 5-President Wilson has
Offered the European Powers the good offices of theh
any other act TO avert needless hardship in rtine
State department advices today report that mobs have
destroyed the German embassy in ST. Petersburg and t
Russian embassy at Berlin One German empIoye lSrepol
ed killed. f.ss =.
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Pacific Vessels Nav be Needed

san FRANCISCO, CAL. August 5.Tbe collector Of ne
port here has received orders from the treasury depat
in Washington to compile the tonnage records of ali A
can merchant vessels In the coastWse trade which are
available for possible service in the Atlantic. III
PARIS, France August 5.-The Partisan police have ~
rested AZ Germans Of both sexes as spies. ss
LONDON England, August 5.-Detectyes searching Ger.
man domces today found quantities of bombs and rifles
Several arrests have been made.
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War-Spirit Grips All Europe
Anti-German Mobs in Russia
[Associated Press Service by Federal WreIessl


which bd
Aug German met who's My ~ have bee dhd
prize Of r by the
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NATIONAL LEAGUE.
SUGAR.

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Wilhelmina, Aug. 4.
For San Francisco.
Lurline, Aug. 4.
From Vancouver:
Niagara, August IL.
For Vancouver:
Mariana, August II.
The Fairmont West Virginian. (Fairmont, W. Va.) 1904-1914, 1914-01-24
Secrets of Weather Bureau .'Is
Explained By Uncle Sam
ROW GOVERNMENT EXPERTS PREDICT STORMS FRosTs AND
FLOODS TOLD IN OFFICIAL BULLETIN JUST ISSUED d
USE SCIENCE NOT ASTROL0GY

M a.
WASHINGTON, D. G, Jan. ga
MANY people have an idea that there
IS something mysterious and occult
ABOUT the work Of the Weather Blu
reau, IN foresffassting the coming OF
storms, frosts and floods. Not few
think that the observers must neces-
sarily set their data by reading the
plansts2tlie stattsSand bhS moon. As
aNmat Of factsthe toffSaster OF the
bureaE foretalssth ts6iaing OF dis
tnrbances in a hnsinesslike way, very
similar t to that ain ~ YYl,;ch man WHO
mas ofaered asS,shipRment Of goods
woul9 estimate the date Of its arrival.
The Fairmont West Virginian. (Fairmont, W. Va.) 1904-1914, 1914-01-24
TO TEACH AGRICULTURE.
West Virginia School Children Will
Be Instructed.

CLARKsBURG, W. Va. Jan. "a.
For the purpose OF promoting, bet
ted methods Of teaching agriculture
in the public schools one Of .
series Of conferences, to rrbe held
throughout the State by the State
Department OF schools was held to.
day in the First Presbyterian
church here. f''5 A''f" n II
1t was under the direction of Prof,
L, ]. Hanifen, tsate superintendent
of rural schools. Those attending
were county and district school
superintendent OF this and nearby
counties. The principal speaker
was NJ. J. Abbey of Morgantown,
professor of agricultural education
in the West Virginia. University and
State superintendent of agricultur.
al education. He outlined methods
of teaching agriculture with a view
of lettering the methods now en-
ployed in the counties represented.
The Fairmont West Virginian. (Fairmont, W. Va.) 1904-1914, 1914-01-24
EX-GOVERNOR IS BANKRUPT.
Petition in Dauphin County Puts
Liabilities at 100000.

HARRISBURG, Jan. 24.-That
Ex-Governor William A. Stone is fl.
nancially involved TO the extent OF
100000 was stated in the Dauphfn
County Court, when a petition was
filed for HarrysS., Calvert. receiver
of the Mercantile sTrust Company OF
pittsburg. The receiver asked per.
mission to%acccpt $1,25o and the
transfer to'him bySWilliam A. Stone
of certain securities in payment for
notes held, as the receiver. against
sir. Stone. Paul A. Kunkel. rep.
resenting Mr.. Calvert. said the Mi.
Stone mentioned was tie former
Governor.
The balance due, according to tho
petition, includes the unpaid prin.
cipal and interest. amounting to So
2os.s6. The receiver adds that Mr.
Stone. when payment was demand.
ed. submitted a statement showing
that his Indebtedness TO banks and
individuals totalee nearly 100000.
The Fairmont West Virginian. (Fairmont, W. Va.) 1904-1914, 1914-01-24
Canadian
Continued from rage one,.

therefore, the public is vitality in
.terested in maintaining friendly re-
lations between capital and labor at
all times. Mr.. King drew up and
enforced the Canadian Act by which
$40 out Of 14s disputes submitted
iin der Its regulations have been ad-
tipsted in, the past, few years and the
statute has the strong endorsein emit
;of many leaders among employs
and EMPLOYERS, This rs yearly3gr
fng tobesa greater industrial: Com
munity SWith greater dam Ter from
Clashes between labor and capital
and 1t is the part division 70 en-
anime into the methods which have
produced such splendid results else
where. Mr.. King is IN earnest and
forceful speaker. a polished and eff
fectiye orator and the story OF his
experience should prove valuable TO
West Virginia. There will be no
charge at either of the King lee
lures and labor and capital alike are
welcome, the committee extending
to the people of the State a general
invitation to hear him at Wheeling
and Charleston.
The Fairmont West Virginian. (Fairmont, W. Va.) 1904-1914, 1914-01-24


In other days Mother used 10
take Daughter up 10 her room and
spend half q day telling Daughter
Things She Should KnoY About
The World, But nowadays when
Mother attempts To- wise Daughter
up Daughter asks Mother 10 tell 1t
to Sweeney,
My idea Of Happy Home is one
In which the Baby is Poodle Dog
and in which Mother gets mad If
Father wipes Baby's kisses off, Moth-
er's lips when Father wants to do. a
little loving. H.. NJ
When a man offers another man
anything free he looks, for, the
string. But when "a strange woman
smiles at him on the street he
:magines, she loves him for himself.
Men are Wiser than women. That's
why man is always scared when he
lines up to be married.
When man can make $50, 900
a year he seldom has anything but
a fence running around the house.
But the man who can't make more
than SIS per week seldom has less
than six Enquirer.
The Fairmont West Virginian. (Fairmont, W. Va.) 1904-1914, 1914-01-24

perience about how long It takes
them to reach our Pacific coast, and
then how long after they will reach
the Atlantic coast. For example, II
storm coming from Siberia drifts
eastward around the North Pole and
reappcars in Alaska, It should APP
pear in Washington and Oregon in
about two days; should get 10 the
Great Lakes in six days and to the Az
iantic coast in seven or eight days.
Unexpected conditions may delay
storms or divert them from the
straight track just as a refrigerator
Car may be thrown off its schedule
or be shipped by accident on wrong
road. Some of these storms deplete
themselves by running into regions
CT high barometer which are of great.
er magnitude and extent than the
storm itself. Some OF them. however,
travel completely around the world
To keep tab on cold waves that
come into the United States from Cam
ada and Alaska, the Weather Bureau
studies the Canadian weather re-
Forts. England sends reports from
Iceland, the British Islands and Con-
tinental Europe and daily reports
come from st. Petersburg on the con-
ditions in Russia and Siberia. /;
The same businesslike system used
in tracing the track OF storm is
applied in determining tho arrival OF
frosts.
Flood forecasts are made in much
rthe same way Information us to the
amount Of rainfall atnthe head wax
ters of streams that cause floods ,are
covered by telegraphit' reports ! sent;
by local Observers AS this rain
'rSaehes themainfch channel, tlielheight
1orthe waterttns the channels isideter.
mined by successive gaging stations.
Past records establish how much a
height, Say tofS eoffeet at Dubuque,
Iowa. Will produce. at Davenport, an
other station so miles down the Mis-
qlssippi. This plan is followed all
the way down the river, and at eacn
point full allowance is made for the
effects Of water, form tributaries. and
from additional and local rainfall. AS
a result of these observations In the
recent flood, the people Of Cairo had
warming q week or ten days in ad-
vance. The Pittsburgh district can
he given only u 10 "a hours notice.
because flood is upon them within
"a hours after a heavy rain storm.
The Fairmont West Virginian. (Fairmont, W. Va.) 1904-1914, 1914-01-24
Stspy'' Union |. ,l1t1li
Continued Rom Page one!l \

=
the mines must give up their mem
bership in the Brotherhood OF, Car
penters and Joiners and'affiliate with
the miners, according to a resolution
adopted. aESS sgfst.f
The convention went on record as
fayoring the bill presentedatto THE
lever house of the National Congress
by Representative Charles r. Bartttl.
OF Georgia, which would legalize
agreements between employees and
employers and would limit the issu-
ance of inIunctions in certain cases.
From the international president
was taken the power to appoint the
members phthesseaiie committeeman
that power was; vested ii, tRe DELE
gates themselves. I, 4 s
Another important action. was fhe
defeat of resolution #favoringS tle
abolition of all contracts between
miners and operators andti favor OF
q general strike underscettain eondi-
tions. i, Z I. yig... J,
Delegate Helm OF NJ issoti loved
that, the delegates from eaeh 6di strict,
hold a caucus on The arriyai for a
convention and elect a member of the
scale committee Thisg motion WAS
adopted. 3;ss 4 sa ~ -. 4.
On the changing OF NE me liod Iof
selecting the member OF thesseale
committee resolution llass cen sub
mitted by Local; 257 FayettsS city,
The Fairmont West Virginian. (Fairmont, W. Va.) 1904-1914, 1914-01-24
SAY MAYOR LIKED PRIZE FIGHT

WHEELING, Jan. "a. = Harry
Sands, Charles A. Bowers and other
members of the municipal finance
commission today announced their
intention of Withdrawing from that
body, alleging Mayor II. l.. Kirk and
Or. Thomas N. Haskins, members of
the city board of control, attempted
&c break up the first meeting of the
commission Wednesday night, in or
der that they might attend a prize
fight in Bridgeport.
The Fairmont West Virginian. (Fairmont, W. Va.) 1904-1914, 1914-01-24
THE PACE THAT KILLS

A once-charming actress is report
ed dying in New York hospital
from "the pace that kills"-an every
day event-a mere drop of water in
the boundless ocean of disaster from
the same cause.
The pace that Kills does kill.
1t does not always kill quickly.
More's the pity: The only escape
riom its killing effect is suicide, and
suicideis but one of its methods. Sui
eide, may shorten the run of the pace,
but does not BATTLE 1T.
The devil must laugh In derision
CT the victim who foolishly seeks to
escape the penalty by leaping head
long into his pit through suicide. Tilr
devil may be cheated of some chance
tc torture that victim on earth, but
he has him safe enough. just tho
same.
but what the devil must like best
is for the pace itself to kill-to kill
piccemeal.
He must delight with truly infer.
nal fiendishness to see the exception
lilly bright young man or woman
slowly but surely turn dullard, the
active become sluggish, the ambitious
lose heart and hope and faith, the
prosperous feel the pinch of poverty.
He must delight to see the glow Of
lealth give way 10 the fever flush or
sickly parlor, the bright eye turn
bleary, the firm hand tremble, tho
Swinging gait become stagger or a
shuffle:t
the devil must laugh to see
self-control, power self-respect. pride,
liore, manhood steal away, one by
one, leaving the victinr 10 suffer- on,
miserable existence. To be heartsit!,
in the midst of gayety and TO die
alone III the midst of'iife. myIH III
Surely nothing can delight the
devil more than to see his victim take
the tempting bait and the barbed
hook and then to play with him as
the cruel sportsman plays with the
game trout, knowing he is secure al
the end of the line.
1t is fine fun for the devil, but
poor profit for the victim.
What a wonderful thing the law
of compensation is.
We may jugglc with the laws OF
nature for while, but the good oil
laws continue in force just the same
We can't alter them or evade them.
The pace that kills has its allure.
ments. 1t has its enjoyment Off a
while.
But, some day, gross habits form
C. prison that cannot be broken, and
life is narrowed down by hateful
bondage and early death.
y. The pace that kills offers many
Promises. &,
1akeeps but one-IT, KILLS.
The Fairmont West Virginian. (Fairmont, W. Va.) 1904-1914, 1914-01-24
LUKE MoLuKE

tits funny that when n man lie.
to his wife the story flows out
smoothly and without break. But
when he tries to tell her the truth
he stammers and gets all tangled up
and cinehes her suspicion that he
is lying.
There are 100000 words in the
Bible. Aud there are that many
men in this country who couldn't
repeat one of them.
The Fairmont West Virginian. (Fairmont, W. Va.) 1904-1914, 1914-01-24
SHAME OF SOUTH CAROLINA.

y Governor Blease of South Caro-
lima invites renewed contempt by
the issuance of statement that he
pardoned negro wife murderer
s.for the good of humanity. because
the woman's death prevented her
raising more negroes" 'r.iIs !. is
public Endorsement by the chief
executive of state of the crime of
murder. Governor Blease is the
only official capable of making this
5anarchistic declaration. The Ma
stion sorrows for South Carolina,
bowed in her shame. Pittsburgh
Post.
The Fairmont West Virginian. (Fairmont, W. Va.) 1904-1914, 1914-01-24
NEVADA WANTS PULLMAN Z;
SLEEPER FOR STRAIGHT FARE
BY Associated press.J

BY Associated Presa.J
WASHINGTON, Jan. 24.-Appeal
was made to the Inter State Com
merce Commission today by the
Railroad Commission of Nevadasfer
an order compelling various raHS
ways and the Pullman Company A.to
desist from charging any individual
passenger occupying accommodations
in a standard Pullman sleeping car
more than the regularly scheduled
full fare passenger ticket no mat
ter whether the person be occupan
ola drawing or a compartment.
The Fairmont West Virginian. (Fairmont, W. Va.) 1904-1914, 1914-01-24

y
coat. You are corseted and tailored
according to the most extreme mod
cl in the advance fall fashion blocks.
But your neck is too low and your
Skirt is. far and away tighter than
skirts were ever made to be. And
that graceful slit exposing your dain-
ty ankle, shows u stocking above
your pump that is almost transpar,
ent enough to read through. And
YOU haven't any morspetticoat than
rabbit-you know You haven't.
Oh, you're some swell, you are.
Have you noticed how the loafers
around the store rubber as you
trip demurely by on your way to
the uplife lectures? And have you
been, thinking, title foolish one, that
they were rubbering out of pureSad.
miration? Ask your brother al iout
1t. n he's got Fany sense atsall,
-llo'll tell you something that viii be
hard sonsyourpganftsyand good for
m$sonl*s,. A 4 ia If j ou'ye got amy
asense. you'll fake lib word fot {,
you'll. lay that dress away and Sd6n
something that is wide enough
around the bottom to allow room
for two pettfcoats and one pair OF
legs.
For there never was a dress de-
signed, little girl, that is half SC
beautiful as young girls modesty
-Clarksburg Telegram. Et