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Omaha daily bee., 1914-10-25
DOMESTIC PLEAsANTRIEs.

Husband-Your cooking somehow
doesn't taste like mothers used 10.
Wife-Perhaps II you spent an ho ur, az
would taste Just as good.-Boston iran
script
why has your daughter quit learning
TO be a trained nurse|'
well. she expected 20 be assigned 70
millionsire's ward right away; But u
ward and the people they set her TO
nursing looked very ineligible don't you
know ?"-Louisvllle Courier-JournaL
yes, I often think that women are as
hand is opposed to IT, But often feel
as II ia IKE to Leave cav. home and get into
"But why leave home ?"-Cleveland
Plain Dealer.
Don't you like a girl of a cheerful
disposition? One who always goes sing
ing about her work.
mo; that is the reason we moved from
our last flat"-Baltimore American.
MY wife is good woman. as you
know, but she Just can't keep money"
hut she he never ever can get cent out Of you"
Philadelphia Ledger.
DO you think all this athletic training
l II colleges Is OF any p'a''''~ use IN
Sure Il Is My husband was a great
foot ball player, and you ought TO see
how he beats the carpets.
News.
Restaurant Patron (caustically)-l am
glad TO see your baby has shut up
madam.
Mother-Yes, sir You are the only
thing that has pleased him since he saw
the animals eat at the zoo.-Puck.
You say your wife has lovely dis
That's what I say" replied Mr.. Meek
ton.
why are you so emphatic about itr
Because she thinks so and don't
dare disagree with her."-Washington
Post.
What makes you think Colonel Jaw
son objects to his daughters engagement
to Billie Smithers?' asked Waterbury.
why" said Rankleigh, "he has just
asked Billie to come around TO the house
to breakfast tomorrow morning, and
Oh, well, you know what the average girl
looks like at breakfast, don't your
Judge.
Omaha daily bee., 1914-10-25

A political statistician down at Lincoln has
II all figured out that at the Nebraska election
the head OF the progressive ticket will poll not
TO exceed 1000 votes. and that the head OF the
democratic ticket will lose the votes OF five
times that many democrats. Now, it's all over
but the shouting
Omaha daily bee., 1914-10-25

Every taxpayer who has to help foot the bills
wants the county treasurer protected against
pjckpockets. What interest can those two local
newspapers have that have been 30 eager to help
The sheriff get away with his tAil-feeding graftf
Omaha daily bee., 1914-10-25

No one at the start had the slightest idea that
the Christmas ship project would attain such
mighty proportions and meet with such ire
mendous response. Its success shows how IL
has touched the hearts of all classes OF our
people.
Omaha daily bee., 1914-10-25

Why bother about platforms3 Look what
happened to that solemn Baltimore declaration
that pledged free tolls for coastwise shipping,
one term presidency. fealty to civil service. re-
ductiOn in government expenditure. and all the
rest
Omaha daily bee., 1914-10-25

There are home interests as close as the
shirts on our backs. remarks the Chicago
Tribune. Coal bills, for example.
Omaha daily bee., 1914-10-25

II anyone had doubts that the south is In the
saddle. the war tax putting nearly all the burden
on the north should disabuse his mind.
Omaha daily bee., 1914-10-25

sleep. and thus building a better race. For
many the automobile has In this particular
proved the boon OF the age, but those who are
not able to have autos are by no means denied
the boon,
Omaha daily bee., 1914-10-25

The Missouri mule has kick coming over
the preference shown for the horse by the buy
.ers representing foreign governments in our
markets.
Omaha daily bee., 1914-10-25

Among the familiar old landmarks that do
not vanish may be noted that fine old flight of
campaign rhetoric, ''Thermeverwasatimei
histoFyofthiseountry." etc, etc.
Omaha daily bee., 1914-10-25

That good Christmas ship, with its cargo of
food and clothing. Will bring almost as much
cheer to otherwise cherries European hearts as
shipioad of sympathy and kind wishes
Omaha daily bee., 1914-10-25

AS is usual in every political campaign. the
leg-puller and the moocher are numerously in
evidence" says Would-be Senator sorenson
Ny. How did you find that out Al?
Omaha daily bee., 1914-10-25

Subscribers leaving the city temporarily
should have The Bee mailed to them. Adj
dress will be changed as often as requested.
Omaha daily bee., 1914-10-25

Judging from the happy humor in which
distinguished Americans return from Japan, 1t
seems fair to conclude that the mikado has not
discarded all but the grapeJuics brand Of diplo-
macy.
Omaha daily bee., 1914-10-25

That exhibit Of q $4,000 surplus of unex-
xpended money in the democratic war chest Mt
'Washington Is not calculated to stimulate dona-
tons TO the local contribution box.
Omaha daily bee., 1914-10-25

1t looks as IL those cotton" senators coult
give the wool" senator's cards and spades anC
beat them out.
Omaha daily bee., 1914-10-25

But do not make the mistake OF considering
this democratic war tax merely a bit Of
psychology.
Omaha daily bee., 1914-10-25

Under the flags of all nations. the Christmas
ship will bear the sympathetic tokens that know
no race or creed
Omaha daily bee., 1914-10-25

~ at was q glorious victory" Sure; 1t re-
suited In the death Of 10000 fathers, husbands
and sons. Hurrah for warl
Omaha daily bee., 1914-10-25

Some folks are never satisfied. Hero is a
60o-pound woman who complains because a rail-
road over which she travelled charged her excess
baggage
Omaha daily bee., 1914-10-25

The green card is supposed to reinforce the
pink ticket in the color psychology OF politics
Omaha daily bee., 1914-10-25

OF course. Marse Henry had too much regard
for grapejuice to propose dash Of mint julep
10 seal that reconciliation
Omaha daily bee., 1914-10-25

Religion and politics make a mighty poor
mixture.
Omaha daily bee., 1914-10-25

Restaurant Patron (caustically)'-I am
glad 10 see your baby has shut up,
madam.
Mother-Yes, sir. You are the only
thing that has pleased him since ne saw
the animals eat at the zoo.-Puck.
Omaha daily bee., 1914-10-25

MY wife lie good woman. as you
know, but she Just can't keep money"
Huh! She says you are good man,
hut she never can get a cent out OF you"
philadelphia Ledger.
Omaha daily bee., 1914-10-25

Don't you like a girl of a cheerful
disposition One who always goes sing
ing about her work.
mo; that Is the reason we moved from
our last flat"-Baltimore American.
Omaha daily bee., 1914-10-25

DO you think all this athletic training
in colleges is Of any practical use In
Omaha daily bee., 1914-10-25

You say your wife has lovely dis
position"
That's what I say" replied Mr.. Meek
ton.
Albuquerque morning journal. [volume] (Albuquerque, N.M.) 1903-1926, 1914-06-07
GeDoCToR's
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SI Dr. Zc,yn5 Bahoy- "

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arc given and the answers should ap-
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Those wishing further advice. free. may
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addressed stamped envelope far reply Full
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Initials or fictitious mamie VIII De- used IN
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at any Wull-etpcktd drug Bt1rc. ANY drug
STAT can order OK Wholesaler.
Albuquerque morning journal. [volume] (Albuquerque, N.M.) 1903-1926, 1914-06-07

81 3 portion ~ Ulster tho welsh
.hurel DIN has created almost as
much feeling between the two poHu-
.1 parties. ANA between the Church
of England and the liberals The
Welsh liberals. and with one or two
executions ull members uf the house
ot commons from the principally aro
liberals We're busy early ANA late urg
Inl the PASSAGE of tho hiu and slp-
porting candidates i'm constituencies
throughout the kingdom pledged To-
vote for NJ The bishops and tuoW
supporters were just as busy in eNoty
uNc-eleeti3n, ORGANIZATIONS opposed
tn Observation-Disclosures entered the cone
s.ItueueY lo faint can lidatcs Who u-
y0red tho blu and liberal churchmeu
were particularly urged to 80 against
tueIr party on this measure All CHS
has counted heavily against The gov-
eminent and several hyc-elections
have been influenced 10y it, MIR As-
qHith has however gone steadily fore
ward. eudoavorne to carry out the
PLEDGES Dc gave tho Wclshmcn twenty
years ago 90 dlsostabish the church
when Il was Iu his power 90 DO $50.
Newark evening star and Newark advertiser., 1914-06-27
"A F alse Move
itsgraph.

The amiable Mrs. Baxter, being
chsritably minded, wished to devise
a way to give the poor but proud
spinsters. Misses Priscilla and Martha
! Howard, some warm clothing for
| Christmas, so she concluded that a
neat way to do it would be to invite
the women over for the evening, leav-
ing the coast clear for Mr.. Baxter to
slip into their house and deposit the
gifts anonymously where they would
| find them when they reached home.
Mr. Baxter was none too enthusias-
tic about the method but being ac-
customed to conjugal obedience, he
shouldered the laundry bag which his
wife had indicated as the receptacle
, of the gifts. When he head the tink-
ling voices of the Howard girls in
the sitting room he tiptoed Stealthily
out of the house and sought the How
ard home. He found the door as firm
ly locked as though for resisting an
invasion, so slipped around to the
rear. Everything was sealed up here,
too, except a narrow window into the
cellar, in which in endeavoring to
navigate he found himself wedged
tight Finally he kicked himself free,
of milk coming from pan over
turned by one of his waving feet
Somewhat sh lken. he felt his way
upstairs. falling noisily over the
kitchen table. He might have left
the bag there, but he had ideas about
the dignities of a Christmas gift 50
gropcd his stumbling way into tbs
sitting room. Here the battling dark
ness caused him to collide with the
centre table, overturning it's treasures
on the floor. Just when he was right
ing his somewhat unbalanced mind
he heard the Howard girls on the
porch Remembering his anonymous
intentions and also his bruised face,
he did not long for discovery, so he
sidled into a closet opening off the
living room to conceal himself.
"Why, the cat must have had a fit"
exclaimed Miss Priscilla when, after
lighting a lamp, she saw the havoc
around the centre table.
Desiring to frighten the women
from the room so that he could es-
cape, Mr.. Baxter hit upon the happy
fancy of pretending he was mouse.
But he reckoned with the wrong kind
of a feminine host. When Miss
Priscilla and Miss Martha heard his
tentative efforts at mouseism, said
they, The cat" and flung the fluffy
Angora in through a door crack on
top of Mr.. Baxter's bare head.
He remained painfully quiet until
the determined ladies went away to
bed, when he began to try to unlock
the closet door, which they had fas-
Newark evening star and Newark advertiser., 1914-06-27
EUening Star
Astrologer
SUNDAY. JUNE as. 1914.
COPYRIGHT. 1913
The stars incline. but do not compel


The sun gives promise to al Yho
seek fsVors today. astrologers de-
clare. Venus is in a place mildly
benefc and Neptune family ad-
verse
1t should be a time when women
/ may gain from favors accorded by
men in places of power There is an
suspicious rule for the asking Of aid
IN any honorable attainment.
Under this rule government Official
Of every rank ought to feel a pleas
ant relaxation. Their star is more
kindly than it has been in recent
DAYS. but they are warned Of exact
/ ing conditions.
While this confguration prevails
rest and recreation should be the
chief interests There is fortunte
omen for short journeys and for
meeting with friends.
The sway of Venus today inclines
| toward the best conditions for the
association of men and women 1T
is a day propitious for roma nee. En-
gagements with men of wealth and
prominence are more of a probability
than under many other rules of the
planets
The rise OF an unknawn preacher,
who will win great acclaim. IS prog
nosticated. He will seek some sort 81
union of churches for economic re-
/ forms. the seers announce.
/ Scandals in the Parliament Of
/ Great Britain are foretold, owing to
4 the position of Mars, which indicates
! danger or war and trouble in the
/ colonies.
4 The death of prominent men of let
/ ters in England is foreshadowed by
] the planets One of these will be. OF
4 foremost place in modern literature.
i As Mars is close to the meridian az
4 Paris, fires are predicted. Many
/ startling crimes are probable.
! Saturn will be in a place in August
/ that is exceedingly threatening for
/ the United States
/ Persons whose birthdate it is have
+ the augury of a happy and success
] ful year Those who are earning
] salaries will prosper. Warning is
/ issued against speculation.
j Children born on this day may b.
rather impulsive and quick-tempered
but they will have pleasant lives
Cancer is supposed to aid its subjects
to succeed and to give them unusual
versa tility. Women belonging to this
sign are usually ambitious and I'M
perious
Newark evening star and Newark advertiser., 1914-06-27

and his sweetheart, Anne Hull calm
" threw him over for fashion plate
Bud Lodge.
Cedarville was a place of gloom
for Tom. But one evening Mrs.
Hull was going upstairs with a
lighted lamp in her hand. stumbled
on the steps and fell dropping
the lamp. which exploded and set
the house on fire The townsfolk
rushed madly to help, but no one
offered to 60 into the fiery furnace
and rescue Anne. who was trapped in
her room. Bud Lodge quietly with
drew himself from the scenery. Then
along came Tom. who had made no
promise about volunteer rescue work.
plunged intO the flames, groped
through the choking smoke and
saved the girl.
Newark evening star and Newark advertiser., 1914-06-27
THE LATEST IN PHOTOPLAYS

tened snugly. His efforts were heard
y - .-->.- q, .adle.5, no took up their
stand before the closet door. Then
one called "Police." and hailed in the
sleepy constable to arrest their burg
lar. The constable dra gged the pro
testing Mr.. Baxter from the midst of
ragbags and old gowns, while he cried
his innocence, nay, more, his Santa
Claus-ship. proffering the laundry bag
as proof of his words. Diving into
the laundry bag. the constable
dragged forth washtub candidate in
the shape of a shirt.
"Ha, cried the sleuth, you lie.
You were robbing the clothes bas-
ket," and he attempted to lead his
limp prisoner off to the jail.
But just then up came Mrs. BaN-
ter swinging duplicate laundry baS
which had confused Mr.. Baxter. She
straightened the situation ont in
jlffy. and every one had hearty
laugh as an additional Christmas
gift
Newark evening star and Newark advertiser., 1914-06-27
sophie PULLS \ GOOD ONE.


, In this new phase of the Sophie
F.. subject, that redoubtable lady con-
tnues to get the best of everybody.
A correspondence course in dentistry
leads her to Snakeville to hang out
her shingle announcing her charitable
intentions of ministering to the dental
ills of the SnakeVillians. On her
way thither a bold, bad bandit inn
personated by True Boardman, haltS
the stage for purposes of private eX-
ploitation. While he is disposing of
the driver, the forehanded Sophie
slips her roll" into her stocking.
and the robber is able to extract only
her change purse from her bag and
box of substantial chocolate cara
mels.
Sophie finds waiting dental shop
in Snakeville and a waiting line OF
masculine customers anxious 10 IN
sinuate themselves into her plush
chair under the manipulation of her
deft fingers But Sophie is not senti-
mental. her dentistry is a business,
and she believes that to be effective
it should be accompanied by GER
tain amount of pain so she hammers
and digs and pulls with her custom
airy energy. Cowboys who went gal
lantly to her office hurry painfully
home to bury their throbbing jaws in
their pillows
At last there comes to her one GUS
toner. roaring with unquenchable
agony. She plumps him down in the
chair and finds imbedded in his teeth
some of those chocolate caramels
which had accompanied her part way
to Snakeville The bandit is not able
to seek his pillow as had the other
cowboys. after Sophie had enjoyed her
strenuous treatment. Instead he finds
himself turned over to the sheriff
and his dentist pocketing the reward
which had been offered for his cap
ture.
THE LATENT SPARK"
Newark evening star and Newark advertiser., 1914-06-27
MONDAY. JUNE 20. lsla.

According to astrology this is IN
exceedingly unfortunate day, for Sa-
turn. Uranus and Venus are all in
adverse aspect.
II has been foretoid that Europe
and Asia would experience much un-
rest and trouble during the summer
The stars today are read as indicat-
ing increased military activity in
Europe and a serious crisis in Asia
Under the sway of Saturn and
Uranus it is well for men and WON
en- 10 be exceedingly careful of their
health. Fevers, which nSnace per-
sons of every temperament. may be
exceedingly prevalent.
The rule is held as exceedingly en-
couraging to all forms of discomfort.
II increases the activity of the mind,
tanning rebellious impulses and TO-
menting all moods of bitterness.
Strikes that will be far-reaching in
their effects again are prognosticated.
In these women will play a more and
more important part. the seers de-
clare.
Great increase of poverty and dis
tress are foretold for the autumn.
Discomfort among railway employees
is predicted, and the mines will con-
tinue to be backgrounds.
A railway catastrophe of unusual
horror is prophesied for late July or
August This will precipitate legisla-
tive action, unless the messages OF
the stars have been nisinterpreted
While many of the portents are
threatening evil, there is still much
good promised. Crops will be large
and many States will enjoy great
prosperity
Country places are under a gov
ernment that is reassuring. but cities
will be the centres of 'sedition, riots
and destructive fires"
College students are subject to in
fiuences held to be exceedingly good.
for they give promise of great at
tainments in civic reforms and noble
achievement in bringing about better
economic conditions.
Persons whose birthdate It is are
warned against false friends. They
should not lend money. Care of the
health is enjoined. Men of all ages
are in danger from the hlandish-
meuts of Young women. IL the read
ms of astrologers is reliable.
Children horn on this day may be
too fond Of pleasure and iirta ton
Bows will be exceedingly generous,
but they must he taught to be strict
in business methods. Girls probably
win he talented and exceedingly at
trsetive.
Newark evening star and Newark advertiser., 1914-06-27
In Land of Jokedom

lawyer am sorry to say.
madame, that [ do not see the ghost
of a chance for you to break your
uncles will.
Client-Wen. to be frank with you,
| don't see the ghost of a chance TO
pay you for what you've already
done, if the will isn't broken.
Lawyer-H'm. On second thought.
madame, l think the will can be
broken
"Why is it that the Strawberries
at the bottom Of your boxes are al
WAYS so much smaller than those at
the rop?" asked Mrs. Newlywed.
"Ah madame" said the grocer.
you don't put ii quite correctly. You
should ask why it is that the berries
Newark evening star and Newark advertiser., 1914-06-27

True Boardman, the familiar figure
generally playing villain to Broncho
Billy's heroism in the Essanay West
ern pictures, is a deal younger than
his makeup let's him appear. He is
only thirty-one years old, and half of
that time has been lived on the stage.
He spent a Ions time in Brooklyn in
the days when stock companies We're
popular there, followed by five years
in San Francisco stock work. After
that he took up picture work and
finally found his niche beside G. NJ.
Anderson in the Essanay company
The painful mauling administered by
Margaret Joslin Todd shown in to-
days Essanay release, shows what he
is willing to endure for the sake of
picture realism.
Newark evening star and Newark advertiser., 1914-06-27

THE LATENT SPARK"
Domino.
Tom Loomis was sadly up against n
Newark evening star and Newark advertiser., 1914-06-27

when he received an invitation TO join
the Cedarville volunteer fire depart
ment, of which is father was distin-
guished captain, for he had promised
his mother that he never would do
such a thing. So when he refused 70
join everybody but his mother was
disgusted with him. His father al
most refused to speak TO him, and
went about with head bowed in shame
Newark evening star and Newark advertiser., 1914-06-27
"rHE SONG OF THE SHORE

'THE NONG OF TIE SHORE"
Majestic.
This picture commends itself espe-
cially because of its lovely scenery.
in which is set pleasant story of a
young violinist. his unsympathetic
wife, his broken instrument, and his
little daughters efforts to mend af
fairs. leading, through her unsophis-
ticated interference, to acquaintance
ship with a distinguished musician
who gives the young man another
start in the world of music.
Newark evening star and Newark advertiser., 1914-06-27

The next day when he WAS wrapped
in bandages and salyes and laid away
in bed TO recover from his numerous
souvenirs Of the occasion Anne Hull
came over to thank him in person for
saving her life, suggesting he might
as well have it SO long as he had
gone to so much trouble about it.
While she was there the front yard
filed with the reioicins citizens Of
Cedarville. armed with a band. which
played victorious airs, and a silver
loving cup, testifying TO Toni 5
bravery in the recent fire. The final
item in his complete coat of happi-
ness was a molliiied father.
Newark evening star and Newark advertiser., 1914-06-27

at the top of the boxes are so much
larger than those at the bottom
"'The two families who live here
must be very intimate. An awning
even extends from one house to the
other"
Yes, that's what might be called
a house toulouse canvass"
Well said the farmer to an Irish
man employed on his place. II hear
you had an encounter with one of my
cows yesterday"
''oh. no; it was a bull" answered
the Irishman.
Well who had the better of the
encounter"
Sure. your honor, it was toss
up"
The Chickasha daily express. (Chickasha, Indian Territory [Okla.]) 1899-current, 1914-06-06
ROCKEFELLER
NOT TO TESTIFY

By United Press
Washington, June 6John A. Gar
yer, attorney for William Rockefeller,
told the interstate commerce commits
sion today that Rockefeller was too
feeble to testify in the New Haven
probe. 1t is, considered probable that
the commission will not attempt to
force the millionaire to testify.
L, S. Miller, president Of the West
Chester road, was the principal wit
hess today, testifying regarding the
famous West Chester deal and Mel
lens knowledge Of the same
B. E. Brown, examiner of Morgan's
books for the commission, on the stand
today declared that the minutes OF the
meetings Of the New Haven directors
as compared with Morgan's records
were misleading and contradictory.
The Chickasha daily express. (Chickasha, Indian Territory [Okla.]) 1899-current, 1914-06-06
PULMOTOR
EXAMINED
BY DOCTORS

One Of the features at the meeting Of
the Grady County Medical association
held last night at the city hall. was
the demonstration of the pulmotor, re-
Gently purchased by the Chickasha
Gas and Electric company and placed
for the convenience of all at the fire
department in charge os Fire Chief
Gattis. The fire station was selected
as the pr0rer place for the machine
on account of its being open day and
night. The machine is at the disposal
OF any and all the doctors in the city.
The pulmotor is used'by all the large
steel mills, foundries, gas and electric
companies and city fire departments
The pulmotor is machine used to
perform artificial respiration. From
February, 1912. to October, 1913, 259
victims had been resuscitated by the
use Of this machine.
Some discussion as to the coming
meeting of the Central Oklahoma Med
ical association and the preparations
necessary to the entertainment Of that
body. The exact date has not been
made known yet, but it will be some
time early in the month of July.