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Sequachee Valley news. (Sequachee [Sequatchie], Tenn.) 1896-1952, 1914-04-16


by historians that in one village, not
far removed from Jacksonville, he
found 300 scalps OF men, women and
children, many of them still fresh,
hanging on war pole, Gen. Jackson
knew that the Spaniards were in SYM
pathy with the Indians in their attacks
on American settlers. After cleaning
up a number of Indian villages he cap
tured the Spanish post of St. Marks.
For this act he was severely censured
by his government. However, the
naked fact is that "Old Hickory" was
more courageous than the men who
were conducting the affairs OF state
at Washington.
Early in May 1918, Gen. Jackson
closed his campaign against the Sem
inoles in East Florida. He had COM
pletely broken their power and run
them out of the territory. They caused
no more serious trouble.
During his campaign In East Florida
Gen. Jackson obtained satisfactory ev-
luchCS LudJ DpdHlSl OiliSClb d. CHbd-
cola were in sympathy with the In
dams. He promptly decided to march
against them and teach them lesson.
The Spanish governor of West Florida,
learning of Gen. Jackson's purpose,
sent him written protest against his
invasion. This protest is now on file
among the Jackson documents in
charge Of the Tennessee Historical
Society at Nashville. The protest was
delivered to Gen. Jackson near Pensa-
cola on May %, but It had no effect on
that determined man. In reply he sent
a peremptory demand for the imme-
diate surrender of Pensacola and Bar
rancas. Jackson advanced immediate
ly on Pensacola and possessed it. Two
days later the BarPancas garrison
capitulated, were received as prison
ers of war and sent to Havana.
Having thus snatched both East and
West Florida from the Indians and
Spaniards, Gen. Jackson at once pro-
ceeded to establish a provisional gov
eminent under the stars and stripes
Having accomplished this, he return
ed to Tennessee, then his home.
In 1922 number of pioneers held
a meeting here and decided to start
the work of building a town. The vii
lage YVES then known as the Cow Ford,
a name given to it by the Indians
After perfecting an organization, the
incorporation unfurled the banner OF
Jacksonville in honor of Gen. Jackson,
who had made it possible for white
men to live here.
When the Confederate soldiers and
their friends meet here for the gath
annual reunion Jacksonville will ina
press them with all the force of An
drew Jackson. II 10 now q mOderA
progressive city OF $4,000 population,
one Of the thriving business centers Of
the New South Its varied attractions
will delight all who attend the re-
union, and no matter how large the
crowd may be, Jacksonville viii take
care Of oil.
Sequachee Valley news. (Sequachee [Sequatchie], Tenn.) 1896-1952, 1914-04-16
FARMERS MEETING.

We are expecting to have an all day
meeting of the farmers of Marion
County at the court house in Jasper
Saturday, April %, 1914. We want to
have one of the best meetings that the
farmers have ever had in Jasper on
that date. Prof. Morgan, of Knoxville
has written me he would BIZ here; also
the Hon. T. F. Peck, our Commits
sioner of Agriculture has assured me
he would be present. Now, these two
gentlemen are both we'll known in Ma
rion County, and trust our farmers
will come out to meet them. We want
at this meeting to figure on our dele
gates to the Farmers Convention
which meets at Knoxville in May. Let
everyone come, bring your family and
your dinner, and let's lave an all day
get-together meeting. The meeting
will be called together at 10 a. m.
ALBERT R. RANKIN,
Co. Vice President.
Jasper, Tenn, April Z, "a.
Sequachee Valley news. (Sequachee [Sequatchie], Tenn.) 1896-1952, 1914-04-16
Entertained.

A party was given at the home of
Mr. and Mrs. Edwin Pryor Saturday
night in honor of Misses Lena Lasa
tel and Florence Harmed, but only
few attended owing to the inclement
weather. The guests were invited to
display their skill in making Easter
bonnets of cardboard and tissue pa
per. and some wonderful and fearful
creations we're produced. A jolly,
good time was had by those there, and
it is hoped that the occasion may be
repeated when weather conditions are
more favorable.
Sequachee Valley news. (Sequachee [Sequatchie], Tenn.) 1896-1952, 1914-04-16
OLD HICKORY
and SEMINOLES
Modern Jacksonville ReVereS
His Memory At Reunion
Spirit of Great Man Militant in Con-
federate Reunion city-Why Jack.
sonviiIe Was Named in His Honor.

Jacksonville, Fla.-Confederate sol
diers, the world over, revere the name
of Andrew Jackson, and in view of the
fact that their next reunion is TO be
held in the only city in the South that
was named in honor of that great and
brave man. his services in freeing
Florida from the blight of Indian bar.
barism will be OF interest.
Jacksonville was named for Gen.
Andrew Jackson as a compliment and
mark of appreciation for services he
rendered to civilization in the Semi
mole War. There could have been no
progress or civilization in Florida but
for the work Of Andrew Jackson. Con-
ditons in this territory in 1918, nearly
a hundred years ago, demanded the
services OF a brave and resolute man.
Gen Jackson was selected by the gov
eminent as the one man above all
others to head the movement against
the Seminole Indians, who had been
terrorizing the territory for several
years and committing atrocities Of the
most brutal character.
In March, 1918, Gen. Jackson was
ordered to the site of the Seminole
War. He invaded East Florida, and
in a campaign of less than six weeks
crushed these Indians. 1t is related
Sequachee Valley news. (Sequachee [Sequatchie], Tenn.) 1896-1952, 1914-04-16

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and Indispensable fashion, fancy work,
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For latest styles, for delightful stories,
for money-saving and labor-saving ideas
Today's Magazine is now the recogniz-
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Sequachee Valley news. (Sequachee [Sequatchie], Tenn.) 1896-1952, 1914-04-16
Arrested for Wife Beating.

Carroll Griffith was arrested Monday
for wife beating, and tried before JUS
tice Barber of Whitwell Monday. The
prosecutor was W. A. Chadwick, faith
or of the abused woman. The inten-
tion was to place Griffith under bond
to keep the peace for twelve months,
but on his own plea that he would not
offend thus again, prosecutor relented
and court fined him SO and costs, re-
uniting costs.
Sequachee Valley news. (Sequachee [Sequatchie], Tenn.) 1896-1952, 1914-04-16

and important information many most vital, timely
and interesting subjects Todays is simply wonderful
Sequachee Valley news. (Sequachee [Sequatchie], Tenn.) 1896-1952, 1914-04-16
sprinu Laxative and Blood Cleanser.

Flush out the accumulated waste
and poisons of the winter months;
cleans your stomach, liver and kid
neys of all impurities. Take DR..
Kings New Life Pills; nothing better
for purifying the blood. Mild, non
gripping laxative. Cures constipation;
makes you feel fine. Take no other.
CSC at your Druggist. Bucklen's Arm
lea Salve for All Hurts.
Sequachee Valley news. (Sequachee [Sequatchie], Tenn.) 1896-1952, 1914-04-16

Mrs. Rena Owens is reported no
better.
Mrs Elizabeth Hamilton, of Vic
toria, visited Mrs. Ellen Fultz last
week.
Sherman Smith called on Ault Mos
Ter Tuesday night. Black-eyed Susan.
Sequachee Valley news. (Sequachee [Sequatchie], Tenn.) 1896-1952, 1914-04-16

1o5 Cd ".
cMagdzme for Women

Because Today's will afford
you recreation, inspiration,
uplift, pleasure and good
cheer, besides much helpful
Sequachee Valley news. (Sequachee [Sequatchie], Tenn.) 1896-1952, 1914-04-16

w. A. Bennett, of Loudon. Tenn,
orders the SPACE edition of the News
for six months. He is now engaged in
road building near there, contracting
for same. He will probably bid on
the Bledsoe. county contract.
The Guthrie daily leader. [volume] (Guthrie, Okla.) 1893-1996, 1914-01-24
A WOMAN'S APPEAL

To all knowing sufferers of rheunatlsm
whethor muscular or of the joints scia-
utica, lunbHgos, backAche. pains IN the
Kidneys or neuralgia pains. TO write to
her fer home treatment which has re-
pcatedly cnrcd all OF these Sortures sho
teels b her duty to send IL to all sl6-
ftffrs FREE. You cure yourself at
home as thousands will .estfy---no
change 0f climate being necessary This
siHp'e dlecovcry banishes uric acid from
the blood hosens the stifgened joint
pur4ies The blood and brightens the
eyes, giving elasticity and tone to the
Whole system. II tie ab1ye interests
son f1r rraof address, Mrs. NJ sum
mn. n.N r snuIh BOND Ind
The Guthrie daily leader. [volume] (Guthrie, Okla.) 1893-1996, 1914-01-24

The recital given by the pupils Of
Miss Dechman of the piano depart
ment and of Prof. II. H. Ryan of the
violin department at the University :
last evening, was a success. The un-
usually large crowd present-f9r
there was standing room only lain
" denotes the growing interest in the
music department of the school, and
although practically the entire pro-
gram was given by amateurs, all
showed style and finish in their
rendition of even the simpler studies
that places the new methods OF teach
ing far above all former methods. Lit
tie Miss Helen Collins, the beautiful
eignt-yea old daughter Of Rev. and
Mrs. ii. d. Collins of the First Meth
odist church, after only one month S
training, ;layed two yiclin selections
with a clearness OF tone and poise @
manner that would have been ars 1l.
able in one having many months o..
study The juvenile orchestra con
sisting OF Lea West 'ceilist. Ella
Gaffneg, Ruby Woolf, Catherine Field 5
and Fay Scrutchfiold violinists ga
their selections in an able manner
taat was chiefly characterized by the
uniformity of the bowing The string
orchestra composed OF six violins
viola, cello and piano although or
ganized within the past month play
ed with a finish that amazed the au-
dience. Their selection Op. s, No. !.
by Pleyel, was warmly applauded.
Miss LeFever OF the art department
held an, exhibition OF students work
in her studio both before and after
the recital. Many called and ex-
pressed their appreciation at the ex-
cellent work being done in this de-
partment
The Guthrie daily leader. [volume] (Guthrie, Okla.) 1893-1996, 1914-01-24
Schubert Symphony Club
And Lady Quartette

Program for January 2S, at the Fir
VI. +. church.
Quartette Grand Valse de Con-
cert ....,............ Waldteni
Especially arranged)
Schubert Lady Quartette
oeta Corder. first soprano.
Hazel Corby second soprano.
Rhca Raven, first alto.
Lowe Zendt Purcell, contralto.
Nonologue-" Scene in Shoe Shop
................. Fiske
Hazel Corby
|iclin Solo-''Hlungarian Dance" e.
OBSERVATION-DISCLOSURES. Brahms
Thomas Valentine Purcell
oprano Solo-".Aria" (Barbiere Sc
rillel .................. Rossini
l.eeta Corder
selection Waltz Fantasia ......
.............,........,.... Straus
Specially arranged
Schubert Ci15
oaartette Ye Spotted Snakes
Observation-Disclosures. Mendelsshoa
Schubert Lady Quartette
Mandolin Solo -"Fantasie' ........
.......A A...............-.. Stauiif
Thomas Valentine Purcell
"entral'o snlo-"When ! am With
You .....+.............. Pnrcel
LOWE Zendt Purcell
Recitation Fourth O. July at
Jonesville" ...... Samantha Allen
Hazel Corby
Violin solo-"scherzo Tarantella"
............... Wleniawski
Thomas Valentine Purcell
Vocal Qulntette-'H Hark. the Trum
pet" ................ Dudlye BucF
Especially arranged)
Voices Of the Company
Selection "Casket OF Gems" suppe
Schubert Club
Grand Finale (a) In May Time"
Cb) Goodnight" (c) Hunting
Song ............. Cellier
Especially arranged from Opera
OF "Dorothy'1
The Guthrie daily leader. [volume] (Guthrie, Okla.) 1893-1996, 1914-01-24
r. r. A. Boys Meet

The r. T. A. boys club met at the
home of William Weinberger, Friday
evening where a delightful three
course luncheon was served after
which officers for the baseball team
was elected. Those present were
Floyd Ball. Eugene Beland, Frederick
Boasen, John Burke, Otho Douglas,
VIM Ritzhaupt, Harold Stiles, Bud
Watkins, Rodney Hoffman and Will
liam Weinberger
The Guthrie daily leader. [volume] (Guthrie, Okla.) 1893-1996, 1914-01-24

Mrs Jack Morris gave a box party
at the Guthrie theatre honoring Mrs
George Willis. of Oklahoma City At
ter the performance, the guests enjoy
cd cards and music at Mrs. Morris
home Late in the evening light re-
freshments were served. Those pres
ent were Mines Cbas Bilingslev.
Cronk, PHELPS, THOMPSON, Lymon
The Guthrie daily leader. [volume] (Guthrie, Okla.) 1893-1996, 1914-01-24
Loyal Daughters Meet

The Loyal Daughters and Loyal
Sons of the First Christian church
met at the home Of Miss Mildred Da
Wis on Thursday evening ard enjoyed
literary session those present
We're Rev and Mrs s J Whit and
Cecil Allen Frances Crook Christie
Donahue lana Il lIouser Ora
Scrutchfield, Rua oldham Halsey Da-
Wis. Carln Donahue, Carl Voris and
Claude Patterson.
The Guthrie daily leader. [volume] (Guthrie, Okla.) 1893-1996, 1914-01-24

out Mrs. /. d. Taylor and Mr. Louis
Bronson made high scores and Mr..
Fred Green made low. Mr.. and Mrs
Fred Green, Mr.. and Mrs. Louis
Bronson and Miss Edith Hill were spe-
cial guests.
The Guthrie daily leader. [volume] (Guthrie, Okla.) 1893-1996, 1914-01-24

Gray. sarchet, Patterson, Fit2patrick'
Harry Carlin, Maurice O'Rourk ana
Miss Cassidy. and the out of-town
guests were Mrs. Willis who Is the
guest of Mrs. Billingsley; Miss Eliza-
beth McNeal, Of Tulsa Mrs. Gray s
guest; Mrs. George Green, of oklaho-
ma city Mrs Morris guest Mrs
llaade sittml Of oushiuF Nlr
Rhodes suest ana YRS W PalN.
OF WieAita Its lNiaMtfieks guest
Nls Winip returned o nee hmne lp
oklahoma City this mornlns
The Guthrie daily leader. [volume] (Guthrie, Okla.) 1893-1996, 1914-01-24
Friends Club

Mr.. and Mrs. " H. Boasen enter
tanned the newly organized Friends
club last evening II Is an evening
bridge club that meets every two
weeks and the members are Mr. and
Mrs. Boasen. Mr.. and Mrs. John Ad-
ame. Mr. and Mrs. Sam Gardner. Mr..
and N-s Tcm svAleh. aud Mr. and
The Guthrie daily leader. [volume] (Guthrie, Okla.) 1893-1996, 1914-01-24
Mascot Club

Mrs. n Il. Wallase was hostess to
the Mascot club at the home of Mrs.
w. NJ. Bronson yesterday afternoon.
Mrs. Bronson made high score and
Mrs. Abel low score Those present
were Mines. Abel Barker. Carlin,
Cotteral, Hagar, Spurlock Winton,
Bronson and Wallace
The Guthrie daily leader. [volume] (Guthrie, Okla.) 1893-1996, 1914-01-24

Mrs BarWick Hostess
Mrs. John Barwick was hostess to
the McZetewar club yesterday after
noon. Mrs. H. p. Cooper was the only
special guest. Prizes were won by
Mrs. =. B. Lille and Mrs. WIN Bar
wick and the hostess served one
course luncheon after the games.
The Guthrie daily leader. [volume] (Guthrie, Okla.) 1893-1996, 1914-01-24
Friday Bridge Club

Mr., and Mrs. Elliott Lyons enter
tanned the Friday Bridge Dinner club
last evening. At the dinner which
preceded the card games the color
scheme of red and green was carried
The Guthrie daily leader. [volume] (Guthrie, Okla.) 1893-1996, 1914-01-24

Mrs. F. j. Fitzpatrick has issued
invitations for a bridge luncheon to
be given Tuesday, January 27, in hon
or of her guest Mrs. w. A. Polk. of
Wichita.
The Guthrie daily leader. [volume] (Guthrie, Okla.) 1893-1996, 1914-01-24

Neea.eMorN For Members
lAy members Of lie uiAe y 81
llub and two guests, Mrs ]. Fl. liods-
ar and Mrs. Jack Brooks, of Oklah0
ma City. spent a pleasant afternoon
at needle work at the home OF Mis-
aosland stratton A one conrse
luncheon was served by the hostess.
The Guthrie daily leader. [volume] (Guthrie, Okla.) 1893-1996, 1914-01-24
Monday
Oklahoma City Guests

Judge and Mrs, A. H. Huston,
Messrs. and Mines. Ed Walton, Chas.
Seely, ]. J. Hildreth, and Miss Farrar,
of Arkansas City, went down to Ok
lahoma City to be the guests Of Mfr.
and Mrs. J. r. Cottingham over Sun
day. They will be the luncheon guests
today of Mr. and Mrs. Mark Goodwin
who is entertaining for Mrs McCarty.
The Guthrie daily leader. [volume] (Guthrie, Okla.) 1893-1996, 1914-01-24
riday Bridge

The Friday Bridge club met with
Mrs. BilIingsley at the Zone yester-
day afternoon. At bridge Mrs w II.
Coyle made high score and Mrs Ga
len Crow made low. Mrs. l.. l. Be
land was a special guest.
The Guthrie daily leader. [volume] (Guthrie, Okla.) 1893-1996, 1914-01-24
PLEASE PUBLISH
THIS LETTER
Writes Lady Who can Now Walk
Four Miles a Day Without
Feeling Tired.

Boydton, Va.-Mrs. Fannie Boyd, #
this town, says; am SIRE would
have been in my grave, had it not
been fer Cardui, the womans tome.
and certainly cannot praise it
enough, ior it is worth Its weight in
90 d | am. today a walking adver-
t-sement for Cardri.
refore taking Cardui, could hard
ly walk across the floor. was 50
weak. underwent an operation last
spring for womaay trouble, hut felt
no better
After using bottle Of Clrdui tn
woman's tonic. my Ulcers were al
gone can eat hearty without suf-
fering any pain, feel fine in every
way. work all day. ana an walk four
miles day without feeling tired
Please publish this letter. as
would like for every woman to know
what Cardui did for me-
Many letters. similar to the above,
come to us, unsolicited every day.
This one should surely convince you
of the merit Of Cardui. as it expresses
the earnest sentiment of a lady who
has tried it.
If you suffer from any of the num-
erous ailments so common to women,
such as headache, backache. nervous
ness. weakness. pains in sides and
limbs. sleeplessness, etc begin TAX
ing Cardui today. It will help you as
It has helped so many others, In the
rast half century.
y. B.-Write to: Ladies' Advisory
Dept. Chattanooga Medicine Co,
Chattanooga, Tenn. for Special In
and 6i-page book, Home
Treatment for Women" sent in plain
The Guthrie daily leader. [volume] (Guthrie, Okla.) 1893-1996, 1914-01-24
ONLY ONE "Bromo Quinine," tina. Is
l. L:s.!!i,.. Laxatixe Bromo Quinine
Cures Cold In One Day. Grip in . Days
@MAv~ s: e 5:

Not How Cheap But How Good
What viii a few cents amount
n floor sweep when you are assured
hat It is properly made. No kero-
enc in our Bull Dog Floor Sweep.
nhone llaSJ lcsh Ind OIL CO, 8ia
Y. Okla. ave.
The Guthrie daily leader. [volume] (Guthrie, Okla.) 1893-1996, 1914-01-24
EnioYed a Plunge

Mrs. George Willis, Of OklahonM
'ity, was the guest at swimmin
party at the plunge last Friday ai'
ternoon The eight ladies' presen
enjoyed an hours swim and then
played cards in the sun parlor at tn
Sath house
The Guthrie daily leader. [volume] (Guthrie, Okla.) 1893-1996, 1914-01-24

A miser is ono VINO shavts himself
akes poor care OF his scalp and %.
ones bald headed early. t. &
N.un
The Guthrie daily leader. [volume] (Guthrie, Okla.) 1893-1996, 1914-01-24
Ladies Aid

The Ladies Aid Society OF the West
Side NJ Il. church will meet next Wed
nesday afternoon at 2:3o with Mrs,
r. f. Gable at 1901 Dale.
The Guthrie daily leader. [volume] (Guthrie, Okla.) 1893-1996, 1914-01-24

Minor Sloan, the Tryon banker, Is
spending today at the Druse home.
i3le West logan.
The Guthrie daily leader. [volume] (Guthrie, Okla.) 1893-1996, 1914-01-24

popularity only
oi theg toae because they study to please the
their
those old melodies al American hearts Hear them
he ". J. church "Wednesday 2S
The Guthrie daily leader. [volume] (Guthrie, Okla.) 1893-1996, 1914-01-24
NIGHT.

How beautiful is night.
A dewy freshness fills the silent
air;
No mist obscures. nor cloud, moi
speck, nor stain
Breaks the serene of heaven;
In fullorbed glory yonder moon di-
vine
Rolls through the dark blue depths.
Beneath her steady ray
The desert circle spreads
Like the ocean girdled with the sky.
How beautiful is night,
-Southey.
Calendar For Saturday
Rooney Mooney Shah---Mrs Bick :
ford
City Federation Spelling Bee-City
Hall.
Music club-Lucile Burke.
Monday
Cambridge club--Library
NJ. NJ. c. club-M Mrs. c. c. Clothier
Fortnightly Dancing club--Ione.
iT1nHnv tvrni,,o 5nA o1nl
Ncnda9 Auction 8Iidso AIRS Fred
Barde.
Miss Lila Mae Houser is home from
her school north of town, to spend
the week end
The Guthrie daily leader. [volume] (Guthrie, Okla.) 1893-1996, 1914-01-24

Mr.. and Mrs. J. H. Mereness OF this
city are visiting friends in Cushing
their old home.
The Guthrie daily leader. [volume] (Guthrie, Okla.) 1893-1996, 1914-01-24
Three Five Girls

The Five Five Five girls were the
guests OF Miss Flora Adler at dinner
and at a line party at the Guthrie
theatre last evening, Those present
were Misses Banks Hughes Mildred
Davis, Frances Crook, Gladys Faskin,
Cecil Allen and Flora Adler
The Guthrie daily leader. [volume] (Guthrie, Okla.) 1893-1996, 1914-01-24

\ A d. Lester, the chilli man. left
today for Plainsville, Illinois, to visit
his mother who is i'll. She is SIS years
old.
The Guthrie daily leader. [volume] (Guthrie, Okla.) 1893-1996, 1914-01-24
" H & & s. x M 2. 3: g g H "a ~ ~
e PERSONAL AND LOCAL. q
s. X M w IS K q y & II IS x II x H u

Rector Nicholas, Of Trinity Epis
oopal church, returned last evening
from the Episcopal conference at
Muskogee.
The Guthrie daily leader. [volume] (Guthrie, Okla.) 1893-1996, 1914-01-24

Supt, +. d. Brooks of the city
schools. addressed the teachers as
sociation at Pawnee today.
The Guthrie daily leader. [volume] (Guthrie, Okla.) 1893-1996, 1914-01-24

Mrs Jack Brooks, of Oklahoma City
Is the guest Of Misses Mamie and
Margaret Stratton
The Guthrie daily leader. [volume] (Guthrie, Okla.) 1893-1996, 1914-01-24

Program for January 2S, at the Fir
VI. +. church
Quartette Grand Valse de Con
cert .................. Waldteuf
The herald., 1914-04-23
Revealed,

An insurance agent was trying to in
duce hard man To deal with to take
out policy on his house. After listen.
ing to him for an hour while he paint.
ell in vivid cOlOrs the extreme danger
of fire consuming the house, the hard
man to deal with said:
do you really think it likely that
my house will burn down within the
time that the policy will rum
Certainly" replied the agent. Have
l not been trying all this time to con.
vince you that | do?"
Then" said the hard man to deal
with, why is your company so anx-
ious to bet me money that it will not?''
The agent was silent and thoughtful
for moment; then he drew the other
apart into an unfrequented place and
whispered in his ear:
"My friend, | will impart to you n
dark secret Years ago the company
disgraced me before my sweetheart.
Under an assumed name / have worm
ed myself into its service for revenge.
and as there is n heaven above us !
will have its hearts bloOdr'
The herald., 1914-04-23
The Goruonzola.

Oscar. the famous New York maitre
dhOtcl, said the other day of chccscs.
The public taste has returned to the
more delicate chccScS-the brics. the
gruycrcs Ii has turned away from
checScS of the ripe gor@onzoIa type.
That is Il good thing too These
ripe chceSes are not healthy. ny ripe
I mean Of course. chccScs Ike that of
which the editor wrote i'm his paper:
"'Will the person or persons who
shipped rs the gorgOnZOIa cheese last
week kindly call or send for same:
otherwise We shall bc obliged to shoot
il" New York Tribune
The herald., 1914-04-23
Services Appreciated,

A popular doctor was not long ago
much pleased with a certain aerated
water. and by his assiduous recommen-
dations procured for 1t celebrity it
justly deserved. The doctor acted sole
ly In the interests Of humanity gener-
ally and expected no return. To his
surprise there came one morning an
ELUSIVE letter from the company, say
ing that his recommendations had done
them so much good that they "ventur-
ed to send him a hundred"- Here the
page came to an end. "This will never
do" said the doctor; ut is very kind,
but l could not think of accepting any
thing" Here he turned the page and
found the sentence ran-"of our cir
culars for distribution"
The herald., 1914-04-23
Appropriate Words.

A ShakeSpcarean company was act
ing Macbeth" 1t had reached the
thrilling point where Macbeth goes
off to murder the king. On arriving
behind the scenes the villain of the
piece looked about for the blood in
which to dip his hands. Not finding 1t,
he summoned the stage manager, who
had forgotten 10 prepare it. What was
to be done? The time had come for
him to reappear on the stage. Sud
denly, with admirable presence OF
mind, he smote the managers nose
with all his force and, dipping his
hands in the copious stream which
flowed out. he dashed on the stage.
followed by a roar from the smitten
one, just in time with the words: Il
have done the deed. Did We not hear a
noise"