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The Parma herald. (Parma, Idaho) 1903-1917, 1914-07-09
MARGARET WAS NOT HAPPY
Everything Was Going Wrong and She
Used the Plumbers Languages to
Tell Of II.

The M. b. Days are blessed with
children This summer they are oc-
oupying cottage on tho lake. Just
west OF Vermillion. where there's
plenty of air. and sunshine, and wa
ter. Whenever his arduous duties per
NIT. the president OF the East Ohio
Gas company hurriss westward n the
general direction of vermilion.
The last time he went out he came
upon his youngest daughter 'tar
garet, all huddled up on bench. and
unusually quiet.
What's the matter. Margie?" he
asked Anything wrong?"
Yes. indeed" replied the young
lady i've stubbed my toe, and the
kitten scratched me, and the boys
won't play croquet with me. and
mother won't let me go in bathing
alone. and"
Why. why" said the father. sym.
pathetically. you are having seri.
GUS time aren't your"
I'm having heluvatime," was
the unexpected reply And then. no
ucins the establishment on her ia.
thsrs face. she hid her head In his
arm and added. with a blush Of
guilt: That's what the plumber
sAsd."-Clsvslsnd Leader.
The Parma herald. (Parma, Idaho) 1903-1917, 1914-07-09

Mrs. Madison was with mo on a
visit 10 Gomez Island few years ago.
said Representative e. II. Madison. Of
Kansas. one OF the insurgent leaders
In the house. land there we saw blaz
oned across the front OF a building.
A Real Kansas Cyclone We may
have been a little homesick. but any.
way we were going to show our 10y.
atty to our state and we went In. AS
the curtains were pulled aside II re.
sealed beautiful little city nesting
In valley between two high hills.
Believe me. all the hills in Kansas
piled one on top OF the other would
not have made one quarter as high
as the one that overshadowed the
doomed city
Mrs Madison looked at It a min
ne md then turning to me said. Ed
y vou had ever seen that hill in Kan.
sps you would be keeping a summer
80 instead ~ heirg in Congress
The Parma herald. (Parma, Idaho) 1903-1917, 1914-07-09

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The Parma herald. (Parma, Idaho) 1903-1917, 1914-07-09
ENGLISH OF SUPREME COURT
Justices Of Highest Tribunal Often
uss unsrammstIeaI Language
on the Bench.

There IL = delicious reminder q,
boyhood grammatical breaks In the
questioning by the honored justices Of
the supreme court" remarked William
R. Maddox. OF Boston. at the willard
During my frequent trips to Wash
ington ! have visited the supreme
court. often listening to arguments and
the questions put to lawyers by the
grave and solemn members OF the
court With so much formality anc
dignity surrounding the famous tribun
al. have wondered a little at the
breaking OF the rules OF syntax by the
Justices. who know better and WOULD
never dream OF Incorporating their
offhand remarks In written decision
II is not unusual to hear justice
use the expression he don't. and they
amt Is quite as often used without
larrinE on the nerves OF the attend
Ing lawyers. and without causing the
fellow justices to smile The Justices
know better. and they also know that
there are more serious infractions OF
grammatical laws In the nearby house
Of representatives every day Of the
session
7 heard one big lawyer. who nao
noticed the grammatical hresks. one
day remark that the l<psus nnguAs
nay be consequently thought atavistic
Nov. inst what this lawyer meant os
THIS sentence ! cannot explain. ans
would prefer the good old-fashiones
rol,ocufal methods OF the justices
wen ~ they DO violate rule OF orr
rary grammar -wsshinrton Post
The Parma herald. (Parma, Idaho) 1903-1917, 1914-07-09

Dickens describes In his novel
BLEAK House" the woes of those who
were involved In suits In the chancery
court and the delays to which they
were subjected before the English ju-
dicial procedure was reformed. Tradi-
ton says that an artist once repre-.
sented the same idea In much less
space. Two suitors In chancery. be-
Ing reconciled to each other after a
very tedious and expensive suit, ap-
piled to him to paint device in com
memoration of their return to peace
and amity. He gave them entire salts
faction by painting them in the act of
shaking handsome clad in his shirt.
the other without even that
The Parma herald. (Parma, Idaho) 1903-1917, 1914-07-09
A brothegIy Act.

Admiral Lord Charles Beresford com
ninnded naval brigade in the Sudan
when the British forces were there.
One day when the Arabs were making
terrific onrush the admira's life was
saved by mule which fell dead upon
him When the square had been re-
formed and the Arabs were repulsed
Lord Charles was rescued. He looked
NJ the mule for a moment and then re-
marked gratefully. Nov. that poor
beast did what | should call brother
ly act"
The Parma herald. (Parma, Idaho) 1903-1917, 1914-07-09
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ePlssssd to Meet YOU

The Americans have a polite habit.
on being presented to new acqualnt-
ance. OF uttering the words. Pleased
70 meet you" although upon what the
pleasure can rest, or how they know
that II IL a pleasure. or why an ordi.
nary incident which ie not the fulfill
nent OF any anticipation. and which
may turn out to be very disagreeable.
should be pronounced ar sight to be
pleasant. have never been able to
understand Saturday Review.
The Parma herald. (Parma, Idaho) 1903-1917, 1914-07-09

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The Parma herald. (Parma, Idaho) 1903-1917, 1914-07-09

man, organization. creed or die
cation.
Idaho has been good to Us.
and hsr citizens are entitled TO
Rothirg less than the best We
can give them from any and
syesy standpoint. Her happi-
Dess Is our happiness her God,
Jour God. And, we're it in our
power, wa would save her from
prohibition as We would save
our child from strychniD. But
in accordance with the directions
OF all political parties the dose
! must be Swallowed. However,
self preservation being the first
law of Nature, on behalf of pup-
sell xE absolutely refuse to sgaI
low thu dosa. We arc going
fishing,
SO We ava going TO quiz run
ming Tor Congress on q platform
at which our whols political ali
mentary canal reyolts Also we
are going 10 quit publishing the
only democratic newspaper in
this section of Idaho---fhe only |
one that has been pDyieIding in
principle and inoorruptible in
politics And in the following
sections we are going to give
you additional information
which will further enligh ten you
as To our reasons
During the last few years
something calling itself the anti
saloon league, tor words to that
effective don't just remember
the official oognomen) under the
direction Of Rev. W. ]. Herwig
Tor whom we have a fine pup
named because be takes to water
10 easily has been making a
great hurrah over the prohibit
ion work it has been doing in
IDAHO. This league publishes an /
IDAHO newspaper somewhere in =
)hio to show what it 10 doing 4
Or the prohibition cause in Ida =
10. Now mark the following
entence, on which we will stake p
ur reputation for truth and q
eracity. tt
NOT A SINGLE VOTE WAS t,
Asst IN THE REPUBLICAN, s
HE PROGRESSIVE OR THE =
DEMOCRATIC CONVENTION ?
IT BOISE ON THE FIRST
Jay OF JULY, 1914. Ar THE I
'ICTATION OF REV. w. 4. :
lERWIG, OR ANY PERSON N
'NDER HIS INFLU ENCE. y
Do YOU get the connection? Ii
OF, ask Bishop Hart of the re. =,
ublican convention, or Bishop
-err OF the democratic conven. d
ION. Bishop Hart was nom, :
'atsd by Senator Baldridge, of 4
arma. Canyon County, Idaho,
nd was chairman OF the repub. Z
can convention; bishop Kerr
ad on a pair OF gumshoes. Be.
sren these twain the bull.
Ioosers had no change; they Ct
)lit it. "
Somewhere at sometime we p
rad a story of three who got e
ingled up--the eternal triangle q
love matters. We don't re. e
ember the book nor the au.
Tor, but we do remember that .,
no girl said to the other: "Of vi
three, only two can be happy;
us two, only one" Pay your .
oney and take your choice in la
lie triangular fight for the pro- kl
bition votes OF Idaho. We are NJ
ping fishing. al
The Parma herald. (Parma, Idaho) 1903-1917, 1914-07-09

There IL chshn< 4 foa for
every college girl. but a me
comes for the Promotion 10 th. h.4ner
position hard BY grand square cook
insssove. most OF the graduates pro-
fer % toot the alarm. whistle On a lin
ousiao-
The Parma herald. (Parma, Idaho) 1903-1917, 1914-07-09
Yet Both Made H;ts

director Say, my man, how is il that
shakespeares statue is standing on
'ne pedestal marked Scott? Attendant
He must have got his base on an
error, sir. brooklyn life.
The Parma herald. (Parma, Idaho) 1903-1917, 1914-07-09

We have been assuming that
W. were u democrat, and on that
assumption wa have been asking
the democrats of Idaho to sup
port M Tor Congress. We want
10 thank our friends for assur.
ances oi their support, and
especially do we want To thank
the newspaper fraternity for the
glad hind offered on the part of
those III democratic faith. and
for uniform courtesy on the
part OF all others. We have ia
ken the testimonials in our be-
hall on the part of all publica.
tions more as balm to a fellow
sufferer in the cause OF right
than as "A tribute to ourself; but
II was all appreciated.
But No want to assure the
newspapers, and all the balance
oil our friends, that they will not
be caused to waste further SYM
patty, assistance or votes upon
US at the primary, or thereafter.
In our platform convention at
Boise the Mormon influence, aid
ed and abetted by the democratic
representation, has made it I'm
possible Tor us to accept either a
nomination. or an election, upon
the principles, or lack OF prin-
ciples, passed upon by that con.
vention. 10 doesn't satisfy our
conscience To go before the peo-
pile and tell them that we will
vote Tor the prohibition plank in
that platform, when we know
quite we'll that we will not; and
~ ought not To satisi, the peo-
pie, should we go before them
and lie like thunder. Therefore,
the prohibition proposition being
tie paramount issue in the Ida
no campaign. we decline to
be sat upon.
Aud We are not saying this in
a spirit ofchurlishness or crouch,
nor by any other name YOU
might wish to call il. We are
not saying il because we APP
prove Of brothels or miss ouu
morning toddy. We are not
saying it because the purity Of
politics and the sanctIty OF the
hsEa4e does not mean a. much TO
us-and more-than u does to
the blatant '-refnrmer.v We are
not saying it because the lives OF
human beings mean less TO Us
than TO the girl looking Tor her
prince. We are saying IL be-
cause that thirty years OF study
has convinced US that prohibi-
ton " morally wrong; and in
that eoBylstlon We yield to no
The Parma herald. (Parma, Idaho) 1903-1917, 1914-07-09
GentIeness.

Gentleness Is far more successful In
all its enterprises than violence-il-
deed, violence generally illustrates its
own purpose, while gentleness scarce
ly ever fails.-Locke.
The Parma herald. (Parma, Idaho) 1903-1917, 1914-07-09
PLEASANT THOUGHTS

Make yourselves nests q pleas
ant thoughts" counseIs Rusk;n.
Bnghi lancies. satisfied memories
noble histories faithful sayines'
treasure houses Of resful and ORE re-
elous thoughts which care canno,
disturb or pam make gloomy or
poverty take away from US. house,
built without hands for our souls to
ave m-these things are not for
earth alone; they are a pan Of The
Heasure thai may be sent over.
The Parma herald. (Parma, Idaho) 1903-1917, 1914-07-09

Why do people have their hands
read, anyhow r. TO get a palny NJ
tors."
The Parma herald. (Parma, Idaho) 1903-1917, 1914-07-09
WOODROW WILSON.

The man above all men
who tyE ides American man.
hood, the man whose ideas
and convictions cannot be
moved by aattery, nor
changed by opposition, the
man who insists that it is
the duty OF every American
citizen to do no less than his
duty. And the only man
who had the temerity to de.
fend the man, Woodrow
Wilson, on the floor of the
platform conyen-
ton at Boise was Kissed
by the Mormon delegates
present,
The Parma herald. (Parma, Idaho) 1903-1917, 1914-07-09

kntsvsa Inc bosIomee a. Parma, Idah
- s@nepd elsas matter.
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sceptical Of any definite adjustment OF
thu. fundamentals OF the Mexican sit
uation.
They contend that II only two par
ties were concerned there might he u
chance. but with Huerta involved in
internal az well Ms external difficulties
they feel that II will he next to mir
acle If permanent solution l. Oh
tanned. European diplomats admit. too.
thnt IL success crowns the present ef-
forts the south American countries
which have Initiated the movement viii
Immediately take new place among
the nations Of the world aud will I'M
doubtedly figure more prominently than
ever before IN all matters relating To
the Western Hemisphere.
In fact. some Europcon representa-
tlves see In the present concert or
action by Brazil Argentina and Chile
possible enbarra ssments tn the further
domination " Latin-American affairs
BY the United States. These diplomats
contend TINT the settlement OF n prob
lem which has haffled the United states
and harasscd the most Of Europe for
two or three years would alone give
these three South American countries
voice In the future affairs If the
Americas which could not be disre-
yardod hy the United states.
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All Americans in Southern Part
of Mexico Believed to Be Safe
400 Leave Huertas Capital for Coatzacoalcos
Where u S. Transport Will Take Them Aboard
Refugees Praise British Officers for Aid Given

worry. Ii Is now running TO full
capacity and will relieve the over
worked Ice plants Of the ships, which
have been doing the best they could
In refrigeratlng perishable goods.
The army will open military hos
pital for the soldiers tomorrow under
the command Of Surgeon Major W. A..
Williams. The closest attention is to
be paid to the health OF the troops.
- +-issa+-iiene%4i- ACCOMPLISHMENTS tF,- es-
Inmates that more than 800 Americans
remain In the capital who do not desire
TO come out. They have been informed
by the aut horites there, however. that
II they change their minds trains will
be available To take them to Coat
zacoalcos. which Is n much safer route
than TO Vera Cruz direct. The track
Is unbroken and women are spared
long walks around torn up points and
the trains do not pass such towns as
Soledad. filed with ex-convlcts. Cor
doba, TERRA Blanca and other hOtbeds
of patriotism. Admiral Fletcher has
Informed all inqulrers that transports
will run regularly to CoatZacoalcos ia
bring back refugees.
The American authorities are still
announcing that any MeXicans who de-
sire 10, return to Mexico city from Vera
cruz will he accommodated. Trains
are ready AT all times to take them
TO the Mexican lines, Very few now
desire 10 go.
Grave fears are manifested by the
authorities tonight over the fate OF
seven Americans who have not been &C
counted for among tho refugees who
have arrived N Vera cruz and vicinity
/ The nalnes of the seven are. Aulthill
Mckim, Carpenter and Steel. and three
brothers OF the name OF Gould.
The men were AT the San Gabriel
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CARRANZA ACCEPTS
MEDIATION-TRUCE0 ON


,io,.o,, ~ ,,,nor,,o, m p, in tho media
,I,,n nrocood,pys A. tho request Of
S,cro,.ry prvon .hav used their in
suenca Win ituer,a tn Obtain his con.
.a,, m p,ad,.,ion rhe Sou,h America n
din,om,Is .eeing Thai Furopeon ip8u
owe. h.l,..d In Veyico CRY. upparent,y
da,idad ,o mn, IN. .hos on the other
,on, ana sea vhn, could no done in
va shino,on ri mnLing tn, media.
Co.. ,a,n n, si.r
w. ACKNOWLEDGEMENT, TINT tho t-ntte,i
s,a,.. had n,a,i, ovar,rro. In nm effort
o., .,s,.,'hts,, na,,ra, ,,,a near Tam
-, e,,"J g., ,,.,,h Tho o,h.r neocef,,,
fovolonmopts NJ Tho dav The mere
Sac, ,ha, .nc, a nronossi wns under.
,ator y.a, ro,o rdod hsra a a fs vors h o
To- To- ,..aaLs mr. moro AGO any
s,,oh s,,,,as,,o,, ,,,,,,d hava heen trrnei
I.a,, ',,r .,.a,,,,,a,,. h, hoth uuer,a
.ud ,h.. cans,i,,,,,n,.iis,.
~. IT,, III ,'r'',.,,r,ia. In tho neigh.
,,h, ", m,,,,,', ~. ha,, inns a
.arroo 90 ,rava concorn ,o tho stare
pamar,,na,t tho .rs owpad chiefly
he ':arn.n pritisb aud American I'm.
tsro.,. Their destruction would inn.
na,iia,a,y ,nvolvo Tho I'nitad states in
rho meccssitv Of fulallinu its oblira
lions tn Enro,,. uuIer tho No,rr.,
Doctrine For several DAYS The Con.
,titutionalists and the telcrai. have
been lighting at Tampico and any in
cident nj this time which would force
the United States into landing troops
at that port might upset all progress
that has been made toward mediation.
Ii is therefore almost a part of the
present mediation programme that "A
neutral zone should he established near
Tampico. If this can he brought about
IL will remove one Of the very great
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SPECIAL ca6A Dsspaich 10 Tue srs

LONDON. April 80 Thursday Con
frmation Is lacking OF a report published
BY the Berlin Lokdi AnSeiDer to the ef-
feet that the South American medlators
have requested the European nations TO
use their influence to induce President
Wilson to Impose only such conditions as
will insure the success OF the negotla-
tons
II In we'll known that the Lokdl
Ansetoer is sometimes inspired by the
Government and the present statement
has the appearance OF being SO inspired.
on the other hand. the whole tendency
Of the German press on the Mexican sit
uat!on is ant!-American and the Lokdi
AnEeiger's statement is In accordance
with the popular condemnation Of Presi-
dent Wilson's attitude toward Huerta.
In the course Of the foreign debate In
the budget committee OF the R.ichstag In
Berlin yesterday. Herr Won Jagow. the
Foreign Minister, made most cautious
reference to the Mexican situation. Ger
many's main interest, he says, lies In the
restoration Of peace and order. Her atti-
tude, he asserted. can only be neutral.
like that Of the other Powers. She will
continue to keep In touch with them and
TO advocate the principle OF the open
door In Mexico. as in all other countries.
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BRYAN NOT IN GAMBOA'S CLASS.
80 say. Prof. stnrr. who Laughs at
Secretary ~ n Diplomat

rHicAGo. April "a. Blame for the cor
tinuanc" ~ Hrcrta in power In Mexico
was laid AZ ia" door Of tho United states
by Prof Frederick Starr Of the tnivers ~
OF Chicago 10 nm sdur-~ be Cor, - meeting
~ CONGREGATIONAL churches At Aurora =
dsy
"iIuertp would not have lasted sN
weeks. hc sad. IF t.. United states
had lot him alone Hucrta Wss ~ no
consequence when the United States began
on him, aud now he is the biggest nan N
Mexico
~; would have hccr hard to find % nv
loss hued tu deal hapu.ly With NeNi.o
than John Lind because 81 ns aggressive
personality He was sur" to he beaten -
= diplomatic rNrhsrEp with Carhoa wHr
knows more about diplomacy I'm tu hour
than our friend Bryan does m weet
He cain writ" a better diplomatic rape-
asleep than our Secretary OF State can
awake
IAN may still be well in Me4iro bu,
the United States has to recede r N
her position.
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feel assured that YOU will accent ,Ns
proros ton In principle. Recognizing ta-
sentiments Of high patriotism which 4'..
mate you. We taxi" tn" ! berry of trans.
hitting this communication 10 YOU direct
after having failed after severs' attempts
TO have our message cumWun,cats -
YOU by your agents here"
TO this Gen CarrauZa replied
I thank YOU sincerely to the oyer
which you have n kindly made mo iu be.
half II your respective Gofernments IN
an attempt to solve IN peaceful AMI
friendly way the differences between Mex.
leo and tn. United states Therefore ny
authority of my position as First chief
1f tho revolution. accept IN principle the
good offices Of Brazil, Argentina and
chile. through their distinguished repre-
seutItiNcs.
Observing IN myself the right 10 enter
TITO "details nf the uegotia''o.s. Il AFFORD
the greatest satisfaction - assure you =
my most distinguished consideration"
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~ r.. DE L.. SLENIN.
Special Gable Despatch to The SrS.

VERA CRUz. April 29.-It Is officially
announced that 400 Americans left
Mexico city last night for Coatzacoal-
COS. or Puerto Mexico, on the Isthmus
of Tehuantepec, while 426 more left
tonight for the same place.
The United States transport Hancock
left Vera CRUZ At O'clock this morn.
ing to take these refugees aboard. They
will arrive here tomorrow night or
Friday morning.
1t had been intended to send them
to Galveston direct, but several Of the
families are SO divided that II has
been thought best to gather them to.
gether here before sending them north
Admiral Fletcher has assured all
anxious wives and husbands to-day
that there Is no danger now at the
Isthmus and that he has every hope
Of the trains arriving safely from the
capital.
Two more transports from Galveston
arrived this afternoon. bringing with
them the field artillery, which will
take the place Of the nava. guns
ashore. The transports also brough,
the invaluable mule, which Is abso-
intely necessary to the army in this
climate.
Much apprehension was ended this
afternoon when the Ice plant, which
was badly damaged In the lombard
ment, was repaired and went into com
mission again. The lack Of Ice wa,
very keenly felt and caused much