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Evening journal. [volume] (Wilmington, Del.) 1888-1932, 1914-06-06
ROOMS FOR RENT

hOOhiS EOh REINl
ID ooMs FOR LIGHT HOUSEKEEPING
IL No. POI r Fifth 81. iunei-lm.
~ LEAN FURNISHED ROOMS FOR
y housekeeping Convenienccs. No. Ills
King 81. may22-im.
DOR RENT-TwO COMMUNICATING
IT front rooms for lodging Excellent loca-
ton d. & A. phone, $50. iune5.lm
II OR RENT-NICELY FURNISHED
il rooms. All conveniences; rates reus.
enable. No. l227 Market 81 may2S.lm.
7 ARGE sECOND. STORY FRONT ROOM.
- with bay windowa. Apply
mayz'-lmo. $50 MAhhhI 81.
@ ECoND STORY FRONT ROOM. WITH
- private family, $500 per week. No. sos
West Fourth St. may26-1m
ID EFINED GENTLEMAN IN PRIVATE
IL family for second story front room. All
conveniences. No. 200 Adams 81. may26.n
ITO WEST. sTREET FOR RENT
Il 10 Second story front room for
lodging june6.12t
n OR RENT-FURNIsHED OR UNFUR.
No. 1917 West st. iune6-eod-1m.
FOR RENT - THREE BEAUTIFUL
III rooms for apartment or otherwise
Apply No 1919 Washington ST iunei.n
u URNIsHED ROOMS FOR GENTLE.
II men; bath and phone No o05 Ship
ley street. apri-ood.tf
TTNFURNIsHED ROOMS FOR LIGHT
- housekeeping. No. 1112 King street.
mayl9-eod1m.
EoR RENT-rWO LARGE, UNFUR.
II nished rooms for rent No. sos Madison
81 luneo-l2t
NJ 1CEIY FURNISHED SECOND STORY
~ front room for ladies OF husband and
wife. Use Of telephone. Apply No. s8l
lulnau ~. teb2Ift.
BOARDERS WANTED
TTT ANTED-GESTLEMEN BoARDERs.
w No. 6l5 West Sc. may1d-1m.
M ANTEDlrABLE BoARDERS No.
w Ola Madison 81. iune6.l2t
ROOMS WANTED.
~ HREE FURNISHED ROOMS. SECOND
Il floor for light housekeeping. Address
h-62 Evening journal Office.
may27.12t.
ID OOMS WANTED IN A SMALL. OUTFIT
~ family, for man and wife. Cali No
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PERSONAL
4 ADY. 40 WORTH s25 5000. WOULD
IL marry, Address r.. Box 80, League,
Toledo Ohio. iuno6-it.
NJ AIRY - THOUSANDS WEALTHY
Nl Cnlfornians want 90 marry List
free. Mission Unity, Bliss, San Francisco
Cal. mar2i, 2s.apr4, II, 1s,25-may2,9 3, 4 ,23,
8O-iune6, 10.
LOST AND FOUND
7 OsT-WHlTE SETTER DOG. REWARD
- II returned TO Mrs. Yunt n r.. Corner
Fifth and Adams SITS. iunel-u
4 OsT-BUNCH OF KEYS ON THE
~ hin, Brandywino Springs. Sunday
night. Finder please return TO W. ID.
Smith, Box 6l Newark Del. iuned-3t.
7 OST-rH1s MORNING ON KING
~ street, envelope containing green silk.
Reward n returned TO No. t4l5 Van Buren,
street. iune6-1t.
Evening journal. [volume] (Wilmington, Del.) 1888-1932, 1914-06-06

VII ANTED 80 INTELLIGENT. TRUST.
W worthy men 10 sell nursery stock.
Prices reasonable. permanent employment
and weekly payments For terms, etc, call
or address George s Mattingley No. sls
jackson street. general agent for The Rake.
Straw Pyle Co $50 acres Established
1866 may10.1m.
Evening journal. [volume] (Wilmington, Del.) 1888-1932, 1914-06-06

PUBLIC SALE OF -.
N[f0 STOCK
NTMA al Bear Station Del il
49, THURSDAY, JUNE IL, at $50
o'clock sharp.
20 head Of home-raised Horses Workers
drivers and general purpose. Two mares
with foal by Prince March, Jr
20 head Of Cattle, Mich Cows Heifers
stock Bulls, thoroughbred Holstein Bull and
two Heifers
MAXWELL ROADSTER AUTOMOBILE
Terms Of sale-Credit OF 90 days or .
Per cent. on for cash W 81 BIiRRTs
W. n LANK. Auctioncer innet O
Evening journal. [volume] (Wilmington, Del.) 1888-1932, 1914-06-06

PUBLIC SALE OF ESQ
S<5tW}1 CATTLE AND 20 HORSES
Y1natS 40 SHEEP. 80 HOGS
W-,,..EN at our stock yards In Ken.
fSte,~ss,-s<s<1 nett Square. Pa, TUESDAY
JUNE ., 1914, at 1 o'clock
sharp. Fresh Cows, Springers Cows ana
Heifers 10 feed aud XIII Stock Ruls and
bulls 20 kill
We will sell any kind or any number Of
livestock for you on commission, whether
one or 100 head. We charge everybody ex-
actly alike We had over a5O head of live
stock at our last sale on May &c. 1914
Sag OF which were cattle without counting
the 81 calves on the fresh COWS No telling
how many we viii have this time Terms
strictly cash. We will deliver cattle reas
enable distance or pay one-half freight any.
where SINCLAIR & KLAIR.
VhAAlf' Aocuoneer june2 g..
Evening journal. [volume] (Wilmington, Del.) 1888-1932, 1914-06-06

T ARGE SECOND STORY FRONT ROOM,
- with bay Window Apply
may27-1mo. s3d MARKET ST.
Evening journal. [volume] (Wilmington, Del.) 1888-1932, 1914-06-06
PROPOSArN.
PUBLIC SAFE.

DUBLf6 s1fE-wiIl az SOLD At
II Public Sale at No. 1918 West street.
Wilmington, Delaware, on Thursday June
1l,191d az 10 o'clock A. NJ. one bay mare,
one grocery wagon, one set OF harness.
Seized and taken ns the property Of John n.
Byers 20 satisfy the claim Of Elmer E Nc
Daniel for keep Of horse, etc
Wilmington, Delaware June l. 1914.
iuncl.Qt.
Evening journal. [volume] (Wilmington, Del.) 1888-1932, 1914-06-06
REAL ESTATE FOR RENT.


II OUSE. NO. SGT WEST NINTH ST.
IL 10 rooms. heat and bath. Apply at
No. 800 W. Ninth ST. may16.ln
Evening journal. [volume] (Wilmington, Del.) 1888-1932, 1914-06-06

n OR RENT-FURNIsHED OR UNFUR
II nshcd rooms Third floor. Reasonable
No. 1917 West ST. iuno6 -eod-1m.
The county record. [volume] (Kingstree, S.C.) 1885-1975, 1914-01-01

done by this company during the
season when heavy shipments of fer.
| tilizer are in transportation. Mr. D
P Wall of Scranton and Mr. Chas A
McCrea will take first and second
trick" respectively.
Mr. A C Swails, the enterprising
manager of the Kingstree Dry
Goods Co, has removed his stock of
merchandise into a part of the W
T Wilkins store, on the opposite side
of the street while the building oc-
cupied by the Dry Goods Co is being
re-modeled. When the work on this
building is completed it will be one
of the finest mercantile houses in
town.
The entertainment given the Epis-
copal Sunday-school at the church
Friday evening was greatly enjoyed
by the large number present. The
beautiful tree was brilliantly lighted
and handsomely ornamented and Ia
den with bags, boxes and fruits,
which were distributed by Santa
Claus (Mr P S Courtney. Miss
Serena Lee was presented with a
fine prayer-book and hymnal for
perfect recitations.
Mr. William W Barr, who for sew
Aal years past has held the position
of teller of the Bank of Kingstree,
has accepted the post of cashier of
the Peoples Bank of MoncksCorner.
Mr. Barr is a bright, popular and
energetic young gentleman and,
while his host of friends regret his
departure, all wish him the fulfill
ment OF the successful business ca
reer the future seems to hold out to
him.
We have tried hard to get the
names Of visitors coming and going
during the holidays. but it is diff
cult undertaking; so, if any one is
omitted, it is our misfortune rather
than our fault. Especially have we
tried to get the names of all the
home coming college students; yet
no doubt there were some whose
names were omitted. We sincerely
thank our friends who have so ma
terially aided US by giving us the
names of their guests during the
holidays.
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Citation Notice.
STATE OF SOUTH CAROLINA,
COUNTY OF WILLIAMSBURG.

M Brockinton, Probate Judge.
Whereas, Mary l King made suit 10
me to grant her letters of administra,
ton of the estate and effects OF } +
King;
These are therefore to cite and ad,
monish all and singular the kindred
and creditors Of the said ] E King,
deceased, that they be and appear
before me in the Court of Probate, to
be held at Kingstr,e, S c, on the
18th day of January. next, after pub
LEGATION thereof, at II O'Clock in the
forenoon, to show Cause. If any they
have, why the said administration
should not be granted. .
Given under my hand this 18th day OF
December. Ammo Domlni, 1913:
Published on the 1st day of January,
1914, in the County Record.
P NJ BRoCKINToN,
1-1-2t Judge of Probate.
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Christmas I'm KingStree.

Christmas day in Kinestree was
one of the sanest and quietest that
has been noted in many years.
During the eight or ten days prior
to the 25th our streets were crowd
ed with shoppers and the local mer-
chants did a satisfactory business,
with perhaps a few exceptions, where
toys, fruits and confections were
not on sale. The sale of fireworks
was large, especially to people in
the country. In Kingstree there
was a total absence of the usual
noise and din on the streets Christ
mas eve night, due, perhaps, to the
fact that the town council had pass
ed an ordinance prohibiting the ex-
plosion of fire works.
1t will be remembered that on
Christmas eve night, one year ago,
during the free and reckless use of
fire works some wanton wretch in
dulged in the use of a revolver from
the opposite of Main street which
resulted in the shooting to death of
an innocent, inoffensive negro boy
who was at the time standing in the
doorway Of Messrs Jenkinscn Bros
Co.'S store. This dastardly deed,
more than anything else. led to the
passage and enforcement Of the
prohibitive ordinance relative to the
use of fireworks on the streets and
the result has been most satisfactory
to all advocates of safe and sane
Christmas.
So far as we can learn Santa
Claus was very generous in the dis
tribution of toys, candies, fruits, etc,
in the homes wherever there were
little children, while among the
elders and those who have outgrown
Santa's favors, the spirit of giving
and receiving was thoroughly alive.
On the whole Christmas, 1913, aside
from the inclement weather con-
ditions, was a happy and joyous
occasion.
The county record. [volume] (Kingstree, S.C.) 1885-1975, 1914-01-01
Summons for Relief.
COMPLAINT SERVED.
STATE OF SOUTH CAROLINA,

STATE OF SOUTH CAROLINA,
COUNTY OF WILLIAMSBURG.
Court of Common Pleas.
F Rhem and D D Rhem, copartners
trading under the firm name of F
Rhem and Sons, Plaintiffs,
against
E B Brown, ] W Holiday, Bank of
Kingstree, a corporation chartered
and existing under the laws Of the
State of South Carolina, ] W Barns,
So Haselden, and W o Lewis, De-
PENDANTS.
To the absent Defendant, E B Brown.
You are hereby summoned and re-
uuired to answer the complaint in this
action, of which copy is herewith
served upon you, and to serve copy OF
your answer to said complaint on the
subscribers, at their Office in Kingstree.
sc, within twenty days after the ser
vice hereof, exclusive of the day of such
service; and if you fail to answer the
complaint within the time aforesaid,
the plaintiff in this action will apply to
the Court for the relief demanded in the
complaint.
KELLEY & HINDs.
Plaintiffs Attorneys.
Dated December 19, A D 1918.
Take Notice, that the complaint in
the above stated case has this day been
filed in the office of the Clerk of Court
of Common Pleas for Williamsburg
County. KELLEY & HNDS,
Plaintiffs Attorneys.
Kingstree, S C, December 20, 1913.
1-1-6t
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Gard OF Thanks.

To our friends and customers we
take this method of extending our
appreciative thanks for their liberal
patronage during the holidays. Our
business was the best we have ever
had, and we wish to state that we
still have nice line of Jewelry, Sill
verware, Cut Glass, etc, that we are
offering at greatly reduced prices.
Your further patronage will always
be appreciated.
It WATTS & WATTS.
The county record. [volume] (Kingstree, S.C.) 1885-1975, 1914-01-01
State of Ohio. city Of Toledo. 40
Lucas County,
12-lS-4tI

Frank J Cheney makes oath that he is senior
partner of the firm Of r J Cheney Co. doing
business In the City of Toledo. County and State
Aforesaid, and that said firm will pay the sum OF
ONE HUNDRED DOLLARS for each and every
case of Catarh that cannot be cured BY the use OF
HALLS CATARRH CURE.
Sworn to before me and subscribed in my pres
ence, this 9Th day Of December. A 1885:
(SeaD , AW GLEASON,
Notary Public,
Halls Catarrh Cure is taken internally and acts
directly upon the blood and mucous surfaces OF
the system Send for testimonials, free.
Address: J CHENEY & co, Toledo, o.
Sold by all Druggists, 75c.
Take Halls Family Pills for consultation. adv
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For Frost Bites and Chapped Skin.

For frost bitten ears, fingers and
toes; chapped hands and lips, chill
blains. cold sores, red and rough
skins. there is nothing to equal Buck
lens Arnica Salve. Stops the pain
at once and heals quickly. In every
home there should be a box handy
all the time. Best remedy for all
skin diseases, itching eczema. letter,
piles, etc. 25c. All druggists or by
mail.
HE BUCKLEN & Co,
Philadelphia or st Louis.
The county record. [volume] (Kingstree, S.C.) 1885-1975, 1914-01-01

WANTED-Teachers with certificates
wanted Immediately for the following
positions in graded or rural schools: 8
at $50; at $50; at s45; Il at $40; at
$35. Direct from school officials. Spec
ial enrolment. Act Immediately.
w II JONES, Mgr,
12-1l-4tp Columbia, S G.
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For SALE-One good full blood Jersey
cow with heifer calfl2 weeks old. Gives
three gallons milk per day. Apply to
or address Il A MILLER,
Peoples Market, Kingstree, S c.
1-1-1tp
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LAND FOR SALE-Will cut off 70 or
80 acres (26 under cultivation), tenant
house and barn, one Of the prettiest
places for settlement in neighborhood.
In sight of Johnsonville Graded school
and the town of "Hustling Heming-
way" On main road Florence to
Georgetown, part of the same land is
where Ernest Joye made 365 bushels of
corn in two years. We made this year
seventeen ($l7OW hundred dollars on
cotton and tobacco on 1S acres OF
same-not including Ernest's corn-and
100 bushels of other corn. Will sell
this for thirty-fve dollars per acre to
quick buyer; will put in fine young
mule paid three hundred dollars for
two years ago. Apply to
l-i.14-2tp L L JoYE,
Venters, sc.
The county record. [volume] (Kingstree, S.C.) 1885-1975, 1914-01-01

Miss Addie Wilson returned from
Darlington Monday.
To all our readers we bespeak the
happiest of new years.
Mr. FAINT McClam returned home
Monday from Darlington.
MrJ Logan Merriman of Heming-
way was noted in town Friday.
Miss Margaret Gordon is visiting
relatives in Florence this week.
Mop Barton is on visit to st.
Augustine and Jacksonville, Fla.
MrE B Hallman of Spartanburg
is visiting friends in town this week.
MIR and Mrs C Kelley and DR. -
Diggs spent Xmas at Tmmonsville.
MIR and Mrs w J Plowden of At
lanta, Ga. are expected in town this
week.
Miss Olive Montgomery is visit
ing Mr. M S Montgomery's family at
Sumter.
Hiss Dorothy Henry of Sumter is
the guest of her aunt, Mrs John S
Jennings.
Miss Matte Epps left Sunday for
Lake City, where she will spend a
few days.
Miss Mary Gordon, who is teach
ing at Gillisonville, is at home for
the holidays.
Mrs M S Montgomery is visiting
her daughter, Mrs j A Herring, at
Savannah. Ga.
Mr. Bertie DeK Edwards of Sa-
vannah, Ga, is visiting relatives and
friends here.
Mrs M J Barrineau of Manning
spent the weekend with her aunt,
Mrs A J Ragin.
Born, Monday, December 29, 1913,
to Mr. and Mrs E C Burgess, a ten
pound daughter.
Mr. and Mrs C w Wolfe and Miss
Stella visited Charleston the early
part of the week.
Master Peden Montgomery is
spending the holidays visiting rela-
tives at Savannah, Ga.
Miss Bessie Geddings of Pinewood
is the charming guest of Miss Lyl-
lian Alsbrook this week.
Mrs S K Brockington of Florence
spent Xmas day with her parents,
Mr. and Mrs A M Gordon.
Miss Lizzie Holladay is spending
some time with her cousin. Mrs Mary
D Minis, of this place.
Misses Daisy and George Stack
lea were guests of the Misses Stack
ley during the past week.
Miss Mary Gayle Robertson of
Columbia is visiting Misses Guerry
Green and Marian McFaddin.
Mr. w D McClam of San Antonio.
Texas, has been visiting his parents
near town the past few days.
George P Logan, Esq, of Columbia
is visiting his mothers. Mrs R c Lo-
gan's, family here this week.
Miss Sue Mcknight, who has charge
of school near Greelyville, is at
nome for the holiday vacation.
Miss Lyllian Alsbrook spent last
week in Georgetown, visiting her
brother, Mr. Clarence Alsbroek.
Mr. and Mrs J L Scott and child
Of Latta are visiting the formers
parents, Mr. and Mrs J A Scott.
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For SALE-Good oak and pine fire
wood. Prompt delivery.
THoS w EPPS,
l2-I8-4C Phone 9.
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For Weakness and Loss of Appetite

The Old Standard general strengthening tonic,
GROVES TASTELESS chill TONIC, drives out
Malaria and builds up the system. a true tonic
and sure Appetizer. For adults and children. soc.
The county record. [volume] (Kingstree, S.C.) 1885-1975, 1914-01-01

WANTED-At once, set
tied white woman or girl, to
do cooking and ironing. $40
per month and board. Ad-
dress ''CooK", care County
Record, Kingstree, S G.
12-l8-4tp
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LOST DoG-One white pointer dog
puppy with yellow spots. Unframed
and answers to name of Woodrow. !"
Reward if returned to owner.
DIR E T KELLEY,
IT'D Kingstree, S c.
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SPECIAL NOTICES

"a Phone us when you want
q to get a notice under this
TR heading. Price one cent
iAE word for each insertion. No
" ad taken for less than 25c.
Phone SO.
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LOST White, black and tan dog, one
year old; one black and tan bitch. three
years old. Reward for information lead
iny to recovery. R L BASS,
1851 Lanes, S G.
The county record. [volume] (Kingstree, S.C.) 1885-1975, 1914-01-01

LOST HoG-One sandy colored or
white SOW. Reward if finder will notify
M H JACOBS,
1t Kingstree, sc.
For SALE-One milch cow and calf
four months old. Price reasonable.
Lift Box No. 334. Kingstree, s C
The county record. [volume] (Kingstree, S.C.) 1885-1975, 1914-01-01

nome with tnelr parents ana lrlenQS,
we inadvertently omitted last week
to mention Cadet Joe Coward of
Porter Military academy, Charleston.
The Kingstree variety of mosquito
is developing. A gentleman told US
the other day that he had quit using
mosquito netting; since the septic
tank" had got in its work, it takes
mouse-traps to catch them now, ne
says.
Miss Ayers Gentry and Mr. Marion
Sanders of Summerton, Messrs Cyril
Grayson and Edwin Johnson of
Manning Mr. J F Grayson of St Paul
and Mr. Connors Gentry of Hunting
ton, Ind, spent Sunday at the home
of Mr. and Mrs Louis Stackley.
Mr. John Y McGill, who is just
concluding his work on behalf of the
Kingstree Board of Trade, returned
to his home yesterday. Any one in
terested in the culture of tobacco
for the ensuing year may communi-
cate with him at his home at Ben
son, or Kingstree, Rt l.
Tomorrow night an all night tele-
graph service will be established at
at the Kingstree depot of the Allan
tic Coast Line railroad, as is usually
La Junta tribune., 1914-05-16
|@lR QLl1ll BiIl6I L1I!l
SATURDAY. MAY ID. isl4
RElIINISIElV'T'
ouulnnga anlDue
nleS q
WEaiTf MAHA0

The contract for the Presbyterian
manse was let to N. f. Blankenship.
II was to be a two-story. seven room
structure.
Centennial Park was q greatly ap-
preciated resort. both day and night.
according TO the Tribune. II was
some resort last Sunday-likewise.
The city council war discussing the
question Of installing sewerage sys-
TEN. and like most everything else
that the city council discusses. II a.
nally became reality.
Master Archie Beard. with the As
sistance OF twenty-five happy lookinG
children OF kindergarten age. cele.
brated his fourth birthday anniver-
sary. May 18th. Query: How old
is Archie?
The Christian church extended q
call to Elder Newly to become pas.
\ tor OF that church at a salary oi
I $1,000 per annum. Elder Newly
had just concluded a series Of pro.
tracted meetings which resulted In
fifty-one additions to the church.
The .Otero canal WAS running 4
good head Of water---and history has
been repeating itself this week. M Z
good river run was turned In las'
Monday and IL now flooding IN.
fields that already give promise Of a
bumper. record.breaking. never saw
anything like II crop.
According to . statement Of the
First National Bank. published in
the Tribune twenty years ago this
week. the deposits OF that institution
amounted TO s34.727.i7. The capt
tai stock was $4,000. and the sur
plus fund $1,000. Twenty years
later the deposits were tl32.s2i.57.
The capital stock was the same
$4,000: the surplus fund. $50. 900.
and the undivided profits nearly
~oV'VV" more. some bank.
Tom Hoffmire had hankering to
become . bicyclist---but one trial
cured him. He loaded wheel into
= wagon and went out into the coun-
try. expecting TO return 4 ID bicycle
He got back TO town all right. all
right. but he arrived In . lumber wa
Gon which conveyed him and the
broken cycle. He had one shin ban
dased. one arm IN sling. and his
clothes looked like they had been
hung on 4 pole and bombarded with
satling gun. He gave out the In.
formation that his wife would do all
the cycling for the family In the fn.
ture.
La Junta tribune., 1914-05-16
tss..i RlsI.l..e< I1,ag I,rferea

Mr.. and Mrs. Frank Holly depart.
ed for fields green and pastures new
last Friday. the last named leaylng
ON an early morning train. .at the ur.
gent request Of City Marshal wien
cke. and her worscr half foilosinF
suit at the first favorable oppor,uni-
" that presented itself. This due
Of undesirables have becn conduct
Ing the Leo roominE house. re-
sort Of unsavory repstatlon that ha,
bsen hsrboring bootIsssers and var.
ioas and sundry lovers Of the pace
that finally kills--mo1lly. physical,
y and financially.
La Junta tribune., 1914-05-16
ssiil nsyiae Covs t. Lamar

pISs. 9. lss5lV Sssssssl last week
nom . ts1D thsossA ~ bsse dairy
ssessoes - ~ ~ vhers be pur-
eeasee two sasleals q ~ vsry high.
- pe1e Helsesos, ss&s asl . fine
seglseese1 boll This soipneat came
No. ~ n0e eelflee thee ~ doc
oess ~ an1o0eot enne from anl
~ ~ ese1ooo ~ ~ ~ nade
visA ~ eows feom ~ shlDnsat Z
. Bsosn11v - 0hnt ~ eows wiIl
1oAloGnGP 6ootna
La Junta tribune., 1914-05-16

81 4
Catoctin clarion. [volume] (Mechanicstown, Md.) 1871-1940, 1914-05-28

do, | am sure you will be ready to
fight for your country. Don't you
wish that you may, when you are an
old man, be loved and honored as
those brave old men who are march
ing past are loved and honored?"
"Oh, no, l don't want to be like
them Pa says it pays lots better to
do something that will make every
body talk about you so you can 60
out lecturing about It"
A4AMkAAAA4k
ONE KIND.
PA, what is a paradox"
"A paradox, my child, is a politician
making a Memorial day address with
out using the occasion to try to fur
ther his political interests"
AA44A4AAAk
GENEROSITY.
why do we have Memorial dayT
asked the teacher.
II know" said Willie.
please let us hear your explana-
ton"
so the men that own automobiles
can show that they are not too proud
Catoctin clarion. [volume] (Mechanicstown, Md.) 1871-1940, 1914-05-28

W lel lue Olu soluieiS iIuc al lucAs
even If they are all dusty"
AAHAAAAx
THE MODERN IDEA.
Dearest" he said, will you go with
me to the cemetery to scatter flowers
on the graves of the heroes?"
"Oh, don't like to go to ceme-
teries. They are 30 depressing"
Very well. We might go for
nice long drive into the country. All
nature is at its best now"
why do you suggest such stupid
things? Can't we 60 to an automo-
bile race or something where there
will be a chance that somebody will
be smashed up? want to be
thrilled"
MAMA4AM
HIS MADDEST, MERRIEST DAY.
II you're waking call me early. call me
early, mother. dear;
Tomorrowll be the gladdest day OF all
this glorious year.
The maddest, merriest day, mother, that
/ may ever see,
So knock upon my door. mother. until you
waken me.
I've oiled my motorcycle-it will be a
holiday
I'll make 1t hot for chickens that lnger
in my way;