The comet. (Johnson City, Tenn.) 1884-1916, 1914-08-20
SELLING BREAD.
by C. r. Frazier, Chief Clerk.

by Cs h Fraxlors CDl0I CIerks
ION the language of Solomon)
In those days (having reference to
those of 1914, there was one maker
of fine breads, in whose house great
care was taken to cause all things
therein to appear clearly, whose sur
name was Sweitzer the Baker, and
who owneth and controlleth two
great toilers, whose surnames were
black Joe the Driver and Smith the
Grocer;
And it came to pass that in those
days the toiler, Old Black Joe. had &C.
casion to deliver unto Smith the Gre
Ger one lot of fine bread which his
master had prepared and made ready
for the people of the Province;
And so it happened that Joe the
Toiler was busy with his masters
horses, making clean their places of
abode when his master calleth him
for this sacred errand, and he maketl
great haste to do his masters biddings
and observeth not the laws of the
Province, which were knowa as the
Sanitary Food Laws, which were be-
ing administered by the Department
of State, known as the Food and Drug
Inspection, and he cleanth not his
hands before handling the loavns.
And 1t, further, came to pass that
after the loaves had been delivered I'M
to the toiler the Grocer, they We're
heaped upon the counters of the to.!er
and were exposed to the seven winds
that carried much dust from the
streets of the City of the Province and
the pests of the land, even the house
fly. infested same, and when the loaves
were delivered unto the people a great
plague prevalent in the land.
And later. it came to pass that the
people riseth up in their agonies aud
crieth aloud that henceforth and for
evermore the loaves delivered unto
them must be wrapped by the maker
Moral: An ounce of paper may
save "oodlings" of pain.
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