The Nezperce herald. (Nezperce, Idaho) 1900-1957, 1914-04-02

pipe has managed to get the secret
of mastering peaceful household
and break the backbone in thai old
song. Everybody Works but Faith
err all to smithereens.
| That from now and henceforth and
henceforsh, and from now on, we
win all be allowed to sit in the seat
of the scornful and hear the other
fellows candidate crate and abuse
our favorites, or move on out of
hearing. It will be something fierce
before this cruel wa is over.
That the lack of hotel accommo-
dations has cost Nezperce many hum
dreds Of dollars in cash every month
and has made the town one on a list
with others where travelling statesmen
say conditions are not suitable for
an over night soiourn. It will be
different before another summer.
That any fool clothed with the
powers of the presidency could
plunge the United States into war
with Mexico. There is nothing |
easier in government than shedding
somebody elss's blood. There is
nothing cheaper than assailing
president for being a statesman IN
stead Of swash-buckier.
That whether they are in the soci-
al swim or not, the most fashionably
dressed ladies you see look like they |
had just taken plunge, and some
of them look as if they had fallen
into -four barrel head first. Funny
that some females figure that the {
good Lord and sensible men do not
know thing about what does or
does not look good.
That about thirty some odd years {
ago the Heralds man for a time was
iunky in department store and at {
hat time bottle of lemon extracts
retailed at 10 cents: now the cost of {
! no better article is IS cents. Yer
lee, the world do move upward, but {
We believe some Of these modern
SINNERS will move downward when 9
heir earthly career is ended.
That Idaho has only one named {
mountain peak having an altitude I
greater than $4,000 feet that is Z
7yndman Peak, near the Blaine :
suster county line. The elevation g
# this mountain is 12,078 feet.
There are however, several unnamed :
'eaks near Hyndman Peak whose :
levations are greater than 1000 q
Get as shown by contours on the
Iailey topographic map published q
y the United States Geological q
arvey. 4
That it was General Sherman who q
lid, 81 confess without shame that 4
am tired and sick Of war. Its glory Il
all moon shine. Even success,
e most brilliant, is over dead and
angled bodies, the an 2uisn and
mentations Of distant families,
'pealing to me for missing sons,
islands and fathers. 1t Is only
ose who have not heard the shot,
II the shrieks and groans of the
'unded, friend or foe, who cry
bud for more blood, more ven
ance, more desolation. So help me
ID, as man and soldier, will
strike foe who stands before
unarmed and submissive, but
i say-Go and sin no more"
This beauty item was sent ia to US
publication but it is too good to
true "one Of the pretty girls
a neighbcring town says she n
ans and sweats her face regularly
;e a week over her mothers wash
J. She says turning the wringer
kes her arms 50 plump and hang
out the clothes has enlarged her
It measure several inches, while
exercise Of STOPPING and lifting
clothes basket makes her waist
aller. She says hurrying from
We to table while helping her
ther get the meals gives her good
troll Of her lover limbs, and the
Se and dignity SO many men adj
E. And say, It is said that this
could have her pick of all the
thy young men of her acquaint-