South Bend news-times. (South Bend, Ind.) 1913-1938, 1914-05-12
Sense and Sentiment

What's the Matter With the Church?
The aim OF the church is HUMAN
WELFARE. 1t offers something ev-
erybody needs. IT Is an organization
OF worldwide cooperation. II mas
something for every land, every COM
nlunity. home. individual What II
offers would be accepted by vastly
greater numbers. IL b were only put TO
them ia a way that would arrest at
tention. The fact IS the real business
OF the church is to ADVERTISE and
wise observers ass beginning TO see
that sooner or later II must begin to
make the advance commensurate with
the stupendous outlay
Out in the country a mail wagon
takes precedence over every other We
hicle-eyen hay wagon
TT Is BETTER TO BE A ONE
ARMED OPTHMIST THAN A CENT?
PEDE WITH A CROUCH.
Here O. W. Post has gone and shot
himself when ne could have died a lot
more gracefully with appendicitis.
So '1Ebbie" Eberhart wants a party
without pOlitix. One would not think
this To read OF the Notwithstanding
tiOn-M- Il. church episode.
TO KEEP DRY ROT OUT OF
YOUR BUSINESS KEEP IT OUT OF
YOURSELF.
A Bromide.
&ow listen to me. Hezekiah-
In order to win you have to serve.
In order TO help yourself you must
help others.
Come On With the Babies.
Personalities Alice Schroff has
taken Miss Pounds position in the in
fantS wear department at EllSworth's s.
NEW NOISE WANTED.
Somebody has said that the man
who lived next door to a boiler fac
tory slept peacefully all day because
he was used to the racket but when
his wife put a canary in his room he
could not get in a wink 10 save his life
Make a NEW NOISE, some of you
local vertisers-introduCe something
NEW and you will keep more pros
poets awake Cto their opportuniues).
ITCH DIEM"
We who follow on the time
When men have grown of miIder mien
still write across our hearts ITCH DIEN!"
And know that SERVICE is sublime
LAUGH AND WORK
End of the line.
The story is told of a certain South
Pend clothing merchant who while
in New York slipped on the top steps
OF the subway and as he went sliding
down he struck a woman who was
walking. Not wishing to throw her
forward. he caught her by the dress,
pulled her back on his lap and con
tinued his flight When they reach
ed the bottom, not being able TO get up
with the bundle OF femininity on his
lap, and he not appearing disposed to
move. he said TO her: Madam, is is
as far as I go."-New York Press.
c. f LA car dies when the en-
CINE stops. TO stall a motor is to kill
SEVERAL YEARS HENSE-GOv-
ERNMENT CONTROL OF ALL OP-
CITATIONS WENT INTO EFFECT
TODAY. UNDER THE NEW RULE
No CITIZEN OF THE u. S. CAN BE
OPERATED UPON WITHOUT THE
SANCTION OF THE STATE.
\ big majority Of the self-manufac-
tured misfOrtunes are only a figment
Of imagination.
HbSSt LOT the " cary
The MILAN hotel has changed hands
and Mrs. MILAN has gone to Hunting
ton, Ind, for a. few months rest-New
Richmond cor. Charlottesville Journal.
SEED TIME.
The good roads movement is extend
ing. Remember May 81.
4 doctor seems To he the only mas, -
keeps on getting paid whether his work
II satisfactory not.
Art is a matter OF imagination. You
have TO see the thing before YOU ma
terialiZe it,
II some Of our faults were written on
our fOreheads, many of us would be
wearing our hats pulled down over
our eyes. CHESTER REESE.