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The Daily Ardmoreite. [volume] (Ardmore, Okla.) 1893-current, 1914-12-21

STOCKHOLDERS ELECTlON-The
regular annual meeting OF stock
holders Of the Guaranty State Bank
Of Ardmore, Oklahoma. will be held
at the banking room Of said bank
on Tuesday. January 12, 1915, be-
tween the hours Of 10 a N. and
.. m, for the purpose OF elecing
directors 10 serve the ensuing
year.
Dated this 18th day Of December
1914 E z. CHIyERS,
12-1u Ceshjss.
The Daily Ardmoreite. [volume] (Ardmore, Okla.) 1893-current, 1914-12-21

FRESH VEGETABLES ~ ).
IksE.
The Daily Ardmoreite. [volume] (Ardmore, Okla.) 1893-current, 1914-12-21
STOCKHOLDERS MEETINGS.

STOCKHOLDERS ELECTTON-The
regular annual meeting OF stock
holders Of the Ardmore National
Bank Of Ardmore, Oklahoma, will
be held AZ the banking room Of
said bank on Tuesday, January y,
1915. between the hours Of 10 a. m.
and p. NJ, for the purpose OF
electing directors TO serve the en-
suing year.
Dated this 1lth day OF December,
1914. p. D. MAXWELL,
13-lu Cashier.
The Daily Ardmoreite. [volume] (Ardmore, Okla.) 1893-current, 1914-12-21

ANNUAL SHAREHOLDERS MEET
ING-There will be a meeting OF
the shareholders Of the First Ma
tional Bank OF the city Of Ardmore.
Oklahoma, at its place of business
in said city. between the hours o.!
10 a. m. and p. m, on the 12th
day Of January. 1915, for the pur-
pose OF electing nine directors TO
serve for the ensuing year and for
the transaction OF such other bust
ness as NAV come. before said
meeting. c. L. ANDERSON.
12-1m Cashier.
The Daily Ardmoreite. [volume] (Ardmore, Okla.) 1893-current, 1914-12-21

FOR RENT-Nicely furnished front
room, close in. Phone cal. ct
The Daily Ardmoreite. [volume] (Ardmore, Okla.) 1893-current, 1914-12-21

FOR RENT-Large office room in
Sims building. Apply VIM. Green.
17-3
The Daily Ardmoreite. [volume] (Ardmore, Okla.) 1893-current, 1914-12-21
FOR RENT


FOR RENT-One nice room, modern,
close in. Phone 65s. 20tt
FOR RENT-Nicely furnished front
room. close in. Phone cal. 6u
FOR RENT-Large office room in
Sims building. Apply VIM. Green.
17-3I
NEW-Up-to-date bungalow for rent
on D Street, Fifth Ave. n. W. For
information call 57s 20-3
FOR RENT-New five room bungalow,
we'll out TO satisfactory parties, SO.
Phone 1913. 2l-1m
FOR RENT-Modern eight-room
house and barn. J. c. King & Co.
Phone 2e4. 9-tf
FOR RENT-Two furnished rooms for
light housekeeping; Third and A SITS.
:. W. Mrs. Crosby. loft
FOR RENT-Elegant suite of rooms
furnished in Washington Apart
ments. Private bath. Phone 750 2tf
FOR RENT-First class furnished
rooms for particular people 222 N.
Washington. l3-t
FOR RENT-Large well furnished,
new and modern, light housekeep-
ing rooms; close in. 514 First Ave,
s. ". Phone $50. 21-3
NICE. TWOROOM HOUSE-Furn-
ished for light housekeeping.
Phone blue-1SS Mrs. Sam Noble
2O-3
FOR RENT-Large front room, beau
tifully furnished. Suitable for two
people, with board. Mrs. Warren,
1872 4 ST. y. W. 20-3
. W ILL I 1IS-NlcIlI-D lOtA4o AOI 'SAe
housekeeping. Modern, close in.
Is Fourth, y. w. Phone Red 49l
15-lm
| FOR RENT--One large front room
for bedroom or two rooms furnish
ed for light housekeeping. Can
burn gas, wood or coal. 403 c St,
n. ". Phone blue -S67. 13tf
STOCKS AND BONDS.
OIL STOCKS-If you have one or
two shares of good oil stock for
sale, list them with me. as ! will
find you & buyer. G. p. Selvidge
Phone 310. l5t.
LIVESTOCK
TWO SOW PIGS-For sale cheap
phone S2o-I 9O-9
The Wheeling intelligencer. [volume] (Wheeling, W. Va.) 1903-1961, 1914-05-09
WORK ON ROADS
County Engineer TO Circulate Hand
Bills Throughout County for
Good Roads DAYS

County Road Engineer George w
~Steenrod Is having hand bills printed
and distributed over the county boost
inc May 2S and % as good roads DAYS
Tor West Virginia. The officials urge
mat on these days the people put their
shoulder to the wheel and help null
Vest virginia out OF the mud At the
suggestion Of Governor Hatfield. all
persons are invited to get out on the
roads and work on the above named
days.
A great deal OF enthusiasm is being
shown In the matter. and IL is expect.
ed that a large delegation will be pres.
ent for the betterment Of road condi.
tons on these days.
The Wheeling intelligencer. [volume] (Wheeling, W. Va.) 1903-1961, 1914-05-09
ROAD ABANDONED FOR
INTELLIGENCER MOTORCYCLE RACE
CONDITION OF THIS ROAD IS TOO
BAD TO TAKE \ CHANCE
Rioer viii Trs.sl ever Bethany Pike
ARD CcUntv ciub Rosa 60 ~ess
Liberty Instead

With the time for The Big Decors-
ton Day motorcycle RAGS that l. BE-
inE given under the ~ausplo@. OF the
Wheeling in~felligencer. drawing near.
enthusiasm and Interest Is becominE
Ereat last sunday a number % the
riders and members OF the club took
. trip over thu proposed course for
The event After going owe the river
road from he city 10 Narwood n Was
decided that a. would be practically
impossible for the rders TO take this
course. a. the road II in the worst
hin Of condition and would add
greatly 20 the chances for injury TO
participants.
After looking over several other
courses 4 was finally decided by the
race committe. hat II would be bet
ter TO chang the route. and go by the
way OF Woodsdale. hence up the
Bethany pike 10 Greggsville and Up
the Country Gu o over the Gin
ton. From Clinton. the riders viii
10 20 West Liberty. and acro-s 20
Atkinson crossing. near West Alex.
ander and return by way OF the Ma
tional pike TO the city where they
viii finish at the top OF Wheeling
hill.
Mark Dangerous Places
AZ the present time the race com
mittee f. busily engaged getting post
ers out for tho dangerous places along
he course and making arrangements
for having guards placed al roan
crossings and TO tax care OF the
traffic.
The new course. that has been Sc
lected. il probably In better condi-
ton han any that could possibly
have been selected a. IL comprises
practically all the best roads In the
county and will eliminate M river
road. on which extensive repairs are
being made. As TO the distance OF
the two courses there is little. IL any
difference. as both routes cover a dis
lance OF about forty miles. The Local
riders ara very enthusiastic over ths
event and are looking forward TO hav-
ing the fastest road race ever staged
in this vicinity.
Last evening tho chairman OF the
race committee stated that up to tbs
present time he had received 10 re-
quests for application blanks and
that they would be forwarded TO the
prospective riders Immediately. Aside
from those received by the chairman
severa have been received by this
secretary of tho local club.
The Wheeling intelligencer. [volume] (Wheeling, W. Va.) 1903-1961, 1914-05-09
AUTO
LIGHTS NEEDED
LIGHT T-Ar S-Ows CLEARLY
soI- SIDES OF ROAD
NECESSARY
To Drivers % Cars travelling a, -ioh
Kate % Speed espeeiaiiy-Io~
Power Lights a -andlczp

Power Lights a -snoiezp.
one OF the motoring problems most
uI-'hLl IN need OF solution Al the
present time IL that Of the narins
headlights. according TO stafsmsnts of
NE most prominent automobile men
Of the day.
As the speed OF the motor has in
creased. 80 has the power and On.
cheney OF the lighting system A nght
may De 80 strong that the whole road
i Illuminated Tor several hundred
yards, every object being bathed In a
nood OF brilliant white light WITH
suoh lamps IL - often perfectly safe
70 uIINe al a nigh rate OF speed. and.
tranc' IN reality much safer than il
would BE- In daylight Yet this very
excellence forms M chief drawback
10 the modern headlight. as anv one
ter dark. ."
II II not a simple matter 10 and a
way out OF the difficulty. IL a low iIIu.
mlnating standard was set bv the law
matters would by no means DO Inn.
proved. Tor travellers in the light of
,he advancing cars would not be- clear
~ visible TO the drivers. and tbsy
MouId De able TO distinguish objects
none the better. '"'
A strong light is IN safe
driving. IL is quite as impor,an, tho,
the sides of the road for so or IOG
YARDS ahead should be in clear view
~ 'hal the center OF the road be WISH
uIe me only practical solution Is
nat OF Incorporating some form n,
glare subdued in the constrprttan -.
the lamp itself. "
The Wheeling intelligencer. [volume] (Wheeling, W. Va.) 1903-1961, 1914-05-09
AUToIsT TRAVELS FROM
ST IOuIS IN TWO DAVIS

VI. r. Bush of 81. Louis. yesterday
reached this city from the west. He
came from his home in his touring
car. making the trip from ST. Louis
10 indianapolis in one day and from
there to GAINESVILLE on the following
day. The trip from GAINESVILLE took
considerable time on account OF the
extreme bad condition of the roads.
Mr.. Bush will spend a few days in
this city after which he will depart
for the east for an extended touring
e~xnpdition-
The Wheeling intelligencer. [volume] (Wheeling, W. Va.) 1903-1961, 1914-05-09
AUTO BRIEFS.

During the past week the Westmey-
or Auto supply Company has been
busily engaged placing electric start
ers on Ford cars.
The Wheeling intelligencer. [volume] (Wheeling, W. Va.) 1903-1961, 1914-05-09
7


Ohe OF the mos interesting social
,eh,S Ever given by the local club
was the bowling contest and banoua,
satSh lasl tuesday evening. Practf-
calig an the members We're present
""u enjoyed a very pleasant evening
Many members OF the local cb,h
Nho are expecting TO ride In the Dec.
oratlon Day road race are getting
thelr machines in shape for the hg
eNtnt- IL Is expected that a large
lumber OF h local riders will par.
Earl B%raunlich. local agent for the
IAceialor motorcycle. sold a two
speed machine to J. W. WiIv ~ 10
ton during the past week %
IVES House sold a Hendee snecisl
motorcycle to W. Z. Wasmutb 81 Nc.
Mechen this week. W.
VI. W. Stoll OF the Stoll Nanufact-
urlng company Is spending a feu-
qays in the city calling on local ,rada
MT. toll represents the mar
~ufacturing tandem attachments for
motorcycles. "
e g. Baker left San Diego Cal
May 3 on his way to New York city
on a transcontinental motorcycIa
Trip. He left on an Indian machine
and expects to pass through ne citv
on MS way to the east. Mr. Raker
Is making the trip in an effort 10
io"er .the coas TO coast record inst
The Wheeling intelligencer. [volume] (Wheeling, W. Va.) 1903-1961, 1914-05-09

Jones & Kratzer have delivered a
Buick touring car 10 Trimble a. John.
son. OF MOundsville. during the past
week.
The Wheeling intelligencer. [volume] (Wheeling, W. Va.) 1903-1961, 1914-05-09
been received by the Union Automo
bile Company this year.

Trimble q Johnson. OF Moundsville.
have placed an order for a Buick road
ster with the local agents during the
past few days.
The Wheeling intelligencer. [volume] (Wheeling, W. Va.) 1903-1961, 1914-05-09

when he will reach this city is not
known as nothing definite has as Yet
been heard from him since he left
on the first leg of his run.
Earl Braunlich delivered a two
speed Marley-Dayidson motorcycle to
Harry Wolf during the past week.
4 Flying Merkel was delivered TO
6. ii. skinner of Follansbee by ives
House during the week.
l.. W. Hubbard OF the Island has
placed an order with Earl Rraunlich
Tor q Harley Davidson motorcycle last
week.
Lawrence McGil purchased a 7-hp.
Indian motorcycle IRON Yves House
during the past week.
Glenn swartz OF Ffndlay. Ohio. is
contemplating q motorcycle tour to
San Francisco in the nez~ future.
Pete Mereline OF Martins Ferry
purchased a seven-horse power regu-
lar model Indian from Yves HOUSE
during the past week.
Deputy Sheriff Archibold Buck Of
Hennepin county. MINI. SAYS he trav-
eled 2l.347 miles on his motorcycle
last year
James Beck, Harry Rebold. Andy
kocriban and William Parker made n
trip on their Indian machines to Pitts
burgh and return last Sunday and
Monday.
England is said 10 have 1895
motorcycles in use at the present
time.
Yves House shipped n Hendee spe-
cial motorcycle to l.. \. Allan al Tru-
mansburg. New York. during the past
week.
+. +. Dillon Is having a tandum at
tachment placed on his Pipe machine
Mr.. Dillon expects TO AXE several
trips accompanied by his wife dur
ing the summer.
The Wheeling intelligencer. [volume] (Wheeling, W. Va.) 1903-1961, 1914-05-09

Herman Weiss. of ~Triadelphia. our
chased a touring car during the week.
Reports are that the Buick factory
Is crowded 10 the limit and is unable
10 supply the demands OF their deal
Crs.
J.. O Hohnse. of Elm Grove. pur-
chased a touring car this week.
4 new automobile driveway. to be
known as the Hendrick Hudson drive.
will shortly be constructed along the
Palisades of the Hudson.
ID. G.. Crouch. OF this city. received
n Buick roadster from the local agents
during the week.
The Wheeling intelligencer. [volume] (Wheeling, W. Va.) 1903-1961, 1914-05-09

+. +. Dillon Is having a tandum at
tachment placed on his Pipe machine.
Mr.. Dillon expects 10 take several
trips accompanied by his wife dur
ing the summer.
The Wheeling intelligencer. [volume] (Wheeling, W. Va.) 1903-1961, 1914-05-09

A new Lozier four-cylinder car hai
The Wheeling intelligencer. [volume] (Wheeling, W. Va.) 1903-1961, 1914-05-09

Yves House shipped a Hendee spe-
cial motorcycle to l.. 4. Allan at Tru-
m%ansburg. New York. during the past
week.
The Wheeling intelligencer. [volume] (Wheeling, W. Va.) 1903-1961, 1914-05-09

James Beck, Harry Rebold. Andy
kocriban and William Parker made n
trip on their Indian machines to Pitts
burgh and return last Sunday and
Monday.
The Wheeling intelligencer. [volume] (Wheeling, W. Va.) 1903-1961, 1914-05-09

England is said 10 have I79.q26
motorcycles in use at the present
time.
The Wheeling intelligencer. [volume] (Wheeling, W. Va.) 1903-1961, 1914-05-09

Deputy Sheriff Archibold Buck OF
Hennepin county. MINI. a he trav.
eled 2l.347 miles on his motorcycle
last year.
The Wheeling intelligencer. [volume] (Wheeling, W. Va.) 1903-1961, 1914-05-09

Lawrence McGill purchased a 7-hp.
Indian motorcycle from Wes House
during the past week.
The Wheeling intelligencer. [volume] (Wheeling, W. Va.) 1903-1961, 1914-05-09

l. W. Hubbard OF the Island has
placed an order with Earl Rraunlich
Tor q Harley-Davidson motorcycle last
week.
The Wheeling intelligencer. [volume] (Wheeling, W. Va.) 1903-1961, 1914-05-09

Glenn Swartz OF Findlay. Ohio. is
contemplating q motorcycle tour 10
San Francisco in the ne7~ future.
The Wheeling intelligencer. [volume] (Wheeling, W. Va.) 1903-1961, 1914-05-09

Yves House sold a Hendee speciaI
mo,orcycle 10 W. Z. Wasmuth OF Me.
Mechen this week. "
The Wheeling intelligencer. [volume] (Wheeling, W. Va.) 1903-1961, 1914-05-09

when he will reach this city is not
known as nothing definite has as Yet
been heard from him since he left
on the first leg Of his run.
The Wheeling intelligencer. [volume] (Wheeling, W. Va.) 1903-1961, 1914-05-09

Pete Mereline OF Martins Ferry
purchased a seven-horse power regu-
lar model Indian from IVES House
during he past week.
The Wheeling intelligencer. [volume] (Wheeling, W. Va.) 1903-1961, 1914-05-09

\ Flying Merkel was delivered 10
G. h. skinner OF Follansbee by IVES
House during the week.
The Wheeling intelligencer. [volume] (Wheeling, W. Va.) 1903-1961, 1914-05-09

Earl Braunlich delivered a two
speed MaTley-Dayidson motorcycle to
Harry Wolf during the past week.
Wood County reporter. [volume] (Grand Rapids [i.e. Wisconsin Rapids], Wis.) 1857-1923, 1914-02-12
BUILT ON GREAT ORE BANK
Site of Minnesota City Will Be Moved
So That Riches Underneath
May Be Mined.

One billion dollars of value is con-
centTated within the six miles square
Of single township in the Mime
sofa iron region. StuntZ township,
containing the cities of Hibbing and
Chisholm, is an almost continuous
mass of highgrade ore, about five hun
dred feet in depth. The value of the
score of big Notwithstanding the
two greatest irOn-ore producers in the
worlds not less than one billion
dollars. But Hibbing, sitting on a
mine, is not happy. 1t has to move.
The property was acquired subject to
mineral rights (says the Worlds
Work.. The mining pits, opened by
steam shovels from one to five miles
IN three directions and converging at
the city limits, show that the city's
10000 inhabitants dwell on a great
bank of solid ore. The fee and lease
holders express desire to be liberal
and to pay generous damages to prop
erty-owners; but the city must change
its base. 1t is moving along on the
installment plan, and soon a brand
new Hibbing will appear nearby, with
schools, churches, banks, parks, and
libraries
Wood County reporter. [volume] (Grand Rapids [i.e. Wisconsin Rapids], Wis.) 1857-1923, 1914-02-12
Of One Accord.

Two men who had long been on bad
terms with each other met one day
and said one to the other, Whats
the sense of two intelligent men goin'
along month after month like couple
OF wild cats spittin' at each other?
It's a burnin' shame that we two be
actin like a couple Of boobies. Shake
hands and come and have a drink
The other asserting, they went to the
nearest bar. After the drinks had
been taken, silence fell between the
two. What are you thinkin' about?'
asked one Dim thinkin' the same
thing that you are" was the reply.
80" said the first, we're startin'
agin, are yer?'
Wood County reporter. [volume] (Grand Rapids [i.e. Wisconsin Rapids], Wis.) 1857-1923, 1914-02-12
Be Interested in Something.

Many persons waste their energies
and time by taking sham interest in
life or some phase of it. They pre-
tent they are interested in art, music,
books, because their friends are inter
ested or they devote themselves to
charity because it is expected of
them.
No one grows old so fast or unnat-
tractively as those whose minds are
inactive. You can provesfor yourself
that this must be so. Let your mind
become passive for moment and
you will note how the jaw drops, the
facial muscles sag and the eyes grow
dim. Imagine the effect of a mind
never, or only spasmodically, active.
Verify to be interested is to keep the
mind alert, and that spells youth.
Wood County reporter. [volume] (Grand Rapids [i.e. Wisconsin Rapids], Wis.) 1857-1923, 1914-02-12
MADE USE OF THE SAMPLES
Truthful Traveller Tells Remarkable
Story Concerning Doings of the
Ostrich in Africa.

Doubtless" said the professor of
natural history, to the returned tray-
eler, YOU have picked up many
strange bits of information regarding
the animals and birds of the coun-
tries you have visited"
a few" answered the traveller.
The most interesting thing / ever
heard however, was a story l got in
africa 1t seems that year or so
ago a representative of a rubber
stamp house went through there and
lost his sample case, containing all
kinds Of Office stamping apparatus. 1t
appears that some ostriches found his
sample case, broke it open, and swal-
lowed the samples"
7 see nothing odd about that Os-
tTiches viii eat anything"
Yes; but now every ostrich egg
that is found there is seen to be mum
bered and Dated"
Wood County reporter. [volume] (Grand Rapids [i.e. Wisconsin Rapids], Wis.) 1857-1923, 1914-02-12
Foil d,

She was fitting stealthily through
the shrubbery, when dark figure
iGomed up before her With a little
gasp OF surprise, she drew back as she
recognized her father
"You are TOO late!" he said, chuck
Ing
quivered. Z am not Isolde, your
daughter; I am Yvonne, the cook.
You cannot deceive NE, Isolde" he
said. You were about to elope with
Henri, the chauffeur. Is il net so?'
Yes" Her tone was defiant
Then you are too late l have paid
him TO elope with Yvonne instead"
Judge.
Wood County reporter. [volume] (Grand Rapids [i.e. Wisconsin Rapids], Wis.) 1857-1923, 1914-02-12
Ire Oldest Ship.

Said to be the Oldest ship in the
world in active service, the Copen-
hagen yacht Constance has been sold
to d fisherman of Skaw, in Jutland,
who will use the ancient craft in his
trade. The Constance was built one
hundred and ninety-three years ago,
and in her long life she has sailed into
almost every port in the world. Her
timbers are still staunch, and her new
owner declares he can see no reason
why she should not sail the seas for
a century to come.
Wood County reporter. [volume] (Grand Rapids [i.e. Wisconsin Rapids], Wis.) 1857-1923, 1914-02-12
Hubby Also Practical,

The young wife approached her hus-
band few days before Christmas and
confded in little whisper:
Dear. I just can't wait till Christ
mas to tell you what I've got you for
a present"
Well, what have you got me-" he
inquired.
I've got you a new coffee percola-
tor, and new pair of the dearest lace
draperies for my room. Now, what
are you going to get for me?'
Well" he answered, contemplative-
ly, how about new safety razor and
a mug?"
Wood County reporter. [volume] (Grand Rapids [i.e. Wisconsin Rapids], Wis.) 1857-1923, 1914-02-12
In the VILLAGE,

The Visitor-They tell me your
grandfather is a famous horse trader?
The Native-Yep, gran dad knows
bosses sure enough He's been swap
pin EN- for fifty years. There amt
no trick in tn business that he amt
up to.
The Visitor-I suppose it is a pretty
tricky business. He has to be careful,
no doubt.
The Native-He's careful, all right.
He never trades with ministers.
The Visitor-Doesn't, Ell?
The Native-Nope Couple O. 'em
stung him once.
Wood County reporter. [volume] (Grand Rapids [i.e. Wisconsin Rapids], Wis.) 1857-1923, 1914-02-12
The Next Thino.

appearances are against you"
Then tell me quickly what it is
that fronts me-"
Wood County reporter. [volume] (Grand Rapids [i.e. Wisconsin Rapids], Wis.) 1857-1923, 1914-02-12
Very.

Two well-known aviators were dis
GUESSING the progress of aviation in
France.
Il see" one of them remarked, that
the Aero Club de France is going to
set up monument in honor of Santos
Dumont"
Really exclaimed the other.
Where will they erect it?"
AT ST. Cloud" was the reply.
How Appropriated" commented the
other.
Wood County reporter. [volume] (Grand Rapids [i.e. Wisconsin Rapids], Wis.) 1857-1923, 1914-02-12
An InStaiIncnt.

1t was on Broadway car. A pas
Eenger stopped and picked up coin
from the floor. Three of the other
passengers eyed him with envy.
He said:
Which of you people dropped a
fve-dollar gold piece"
Il did" yelled each of the three.
Well said the finder to the man
nearest him, here's a nickel of it"
Wood County reporter. [volume] (Grand Rapids [i.e. Wisconsin Rapids], Wis.) 1857-1923, 1914-02-12
Serious Question.
Where are you going?"

WHETE are YOU going
ITO the department of agriculture"
replied the city man who had bought
a farm. Il want them to settle dis
pute between my wife and me about
the best way TO milk a COW. l think it
would be sufficient to tie pillows
around the cows feet, but my wife in
sists that the only practical way is to
give the COW chioroform"
Wood County reporter. [volume] (Grand Rapids [i.e. Wisconsin Rapids], Wis.) 1857-1923, 1914-02-12
StrictIx Mechanical,

The sound of the wind always fas
cinates me-" said the romantic Hr
Spif1es. Listen to it wailing around
the corners outside"
81 fear you are mistaken" said Misk
Mugger. after glancing at the clock OF
the mentel for the fourteenth time
What you hear Is the Rlggers' new
automobile horn.
Wood County reporter. [volume] (Grand Rapids [i.e. Wisconsin Rapids], Wis.) 1857-1923, 1914-02-12
Noted Hunting Grounds.

North Missouri's famous hunting
ground, known as the Chain of Lakes,
and cultivate, has been allowed to re-
turn to its natural state. The Chain
OF Lakes is wilderness, surrounded by
rich farming land, towns and good
country roads. This section was the
original happy hunting ground for the
Indians OF the west On the banks of
the Carlton river, at the edge of the
lake territory. they pitched their wig
Wood County reporter. [volume] (Grand Rapids [i.e. Wisconsin Rapids], Wis.) 1857-1923, 1914-02-12
a Condcnsed Novel.

Mr.. Winn-Well, Calls, how's papa
this morning?
Calls "a tive-year-old)-N
thank you.
Mr.. Winn-What polite little fell
low you are. Here's a nickel for you.
Callis-Pardon me; but l am not al
lowed to take it.
Mr.. Winn Ito HIMSELF What per
feet discipline!
Callis-However, nothing was said
which will prevent you from buying
some of these cocoanut tafies from the
man on the corner-Puck.
Wood County reporter. [volume] (Grand Rapids [i.e. Wisconsin Rapids], Wis.) 1857-1923, 1914-02-12
Too Good to Be True,

Wife-John, ! must have a new hat,
and gown.
Husband-That's good!
Wife-And gloves, shoes, silk stock
tngs, opera cloak.
Husband-That's good!
Wife-Wake up, you wretch! You're
dreaming you're in a poker camel
Puck.