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Atlanta Georgian. [volume] (Atlanta, Ga.) 1912-1939, 1914-04-07
Cripple, Held Up, Is
Unlegged by Footpad

MEADs CORNERS y. Y, April Z.
A footrad who held up George Duryea
ook M his victims wooden leg and
threw IT lWay 90 make sure of his
r., pc before Duryea could summon
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Atlanta Georgian. [volume] (Atlanta, Ga.) 1912-1939, 1914-04-07
auslNEss NOTICE..

Piles Cured In to IA Days.
Druggists refund money If PAZO ONT
MENT fails to cure Itching Blind,
Bleeding or Protruding Piles. First ap-
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Omaha daily bee., 1914-12-24
BIRTHS AND DEATHS.

-
Births-D. and Frances Avania, So.
South Twenty-eighth, boy; Sam and
Josephine Battiato, 1895 South Twentieth,
girl; Frank and Jessie Baker, 9Ol'
Brown, girl; Otto II. and Alice Bar
mettler, an North Thirty-ninth, boy
John and Sigma Christensen, hospital
boy; J.. f. and Anna Edwards, AA Lario
more, boy: w. and Evelyn -, 1903
Vinton. boy: w. +. and Josephine King,
1921 California. boy; Carl a. and Vera
Morris, 2620 Davenport. girl; G. u. and
LILLIAN Pinkney, hospital, boy; Chris A.
and Christina Polyzois, hospital. boy;
Antonio and Francesca Roberto, l25lh
South Thirteenth. boy; w. o. and Vera
schorle, iT43 South Eleventh. girl; c. o.
and Syrene Smith, 400 North Twenty
sixth, girl; George and Beatrice Tiesort,
3520 North Fortieth girl; H. f.. and
Catherine Townsley 24l7 South Forty
third. boy.
Deaths-Ruth Z. Gesman. year, 1921
Pratt; Divine NJ; Karr. years. hospital
Jennie Zockowski years. 29lS South
Twenty-slxth; Baby Clay, 8 months, SO39
Curtis avenue. Robert Grant, p years
1917 South Sixteenth; Jacob Sedlacek. 90
years, hospital.
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STRAYED or stolen. one Blue Belten
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LOST-Saturday afternoon. white English
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LOST-Bul hook marked John Nesbitt
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BUSINESS CHANCES
ARTICLES OF INCORPORATION Oh
THE NEBRASKA WESTERN

ARTICLES or INCORPORATtON OF
THE NEBRASKA WESTERN
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Notice Is hereby given that tho under
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bfaska.
corporation is the Nebraska Western
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stock
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ager: /. NJ. Applegate. treasurer.
Witness our hands this 18th day OF Do
cember, 1871.
HOWARD APPLICABLE,
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L NJ ABpI .IrE ATE
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TYPEWB1TERS sold. rented. rcuajfed
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QUICK SALES CO. ans Bee Bldg.
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Mary Lena Mullback. Ralston.. 10000. "a
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OMAHA 4 COUNCIL BLUFFS STREET
RAILWAY COMPANY.
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a Council Bluffs Street Railway company
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street cars.
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Suitable reward. Miss Gertrude HOspe,
2sls Dewey Ave. Phone Red 1907.
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to the
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DEATHS AND FUNERAL NOTICES

SARGENT-Fred l.. aged &c years. IL
months, / day, December q, 1914.
Funeral services Thursday afternoon
at o clock from the family residence. ZIG
South Twenty-ninth street lnterment'
Fairview cemetery, Council Bluffs.
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The sun. [volume] (New York [N.Y.]) 1833-1916, 1914-07-05
AN ACTOR WHO STUDIED.
with Professors of His Art In Paris
and Florence.

Thomas Achelis, who. as Paul Gordon,
has been on the stage for the past two
years, studied acting in Europe. al
though his frst object in going abroad
was TO study architecture. His father
did not care for the ambition to become
an actor which had developed while
young Achelis was in the Yale Dramatic
Club and was attracting attention by
his acting. especially in George Bernard
Shaws The Devils Disciple" Now he
is to appear in Kitty MacKay." acting
the role created by Eugene OBrien.
He spent a little while learning about
buildings In Berlin, indeed. but much
more time, several years of II. In Paris
and In Florence learning about acting.
He returned last year, played In "Ro-
nance and "Prunella," and was then
with the French Drama Society Of New
York
In Paris Gordon was under the tute-
lage OF NJ. Joliet OF tho Coincide Fran
calse. After studying there for some
time he went to Italy and mentally
imblbed such knowledge as could be
offered him by signor Rasi. leading man
for Eleonora Duse, who created Lucte
III III lldly MT.
was continually In an atmosphere Of
D'Annunzio. whom he considers the mosl
varlously gifted individual OF the mod
ern theatre and the supreme dramatic
exotic OF all time.
Americans have a firm conviction,
says Gordon. that the French ac-
tor IL first OF all emotional and second,
that his particular art is in the building
OF climaxes rather than In the dellnea-
ton OF character. That Is quite I'M
true. French actors are indeed emo
tional, and they perhaps understand tho
art OF climax better than the players
OF any other nation; but at the same
time no actors OF any stage have made
so long and so deliberate a study of the
very finest points OF character delinea =
ton. NJ. Gultry, for instance, will illu-
inmate years OF mimic life with a
look. With a single gesture he often
writes an entire individual history.
"In Germany realism means q clinical
reproduction Of gross details. The nat
uralism OF Italy. on the other hand.
aims to reproduce life, the perform
ances OF real human beings in real
situations. The Italian people love to
see the beautiful episodes OF life por-
trayed In a lifelike manner. The Ger
mans desire, or at least affect a de-
sire for, photographed coarseress.
mot bringing Rernhardt acknowl'
edged empress OF all stages, into this
discussion, / say without any hesitation
that the first actress OF France is Nine
Bartet. She Is not universal in her art
But she 10 universal in the schools she
The sun. [volume] (New York [N.Y.]) 1833-1916, 1914-07-05

bound, short sighted. money grubbing
managers would only give him the
chance. He has worked hard for his
eminence in the profession.
George w. Monroe first went upon the
stage as a boy in Philadelphia. He ana
a little group OF playmates conducted a
boys theatre which was called THE
Dukes Palace" The theatre was in a
basement on Sixth street. The price Of
admission was cents. The seating ca
pacity was seventy-two.
The repertoire included everything
from Julius Cesar to Uncle Toms
CABIN" with Under the Gas Lamps" In
between. Every time a new production
was made at the Forrest Theatre, now
the Chestnut Street Theatre, the boys
company would close and the members
would occupy seats In the gallery. The
next night the youngsters would dupli-
cate the performance from memory.
In this company Mr.. Monroe was the
leading man. His first histrionic ap-
pearance outside OF THE Dukes Pal
ace" was at church fairs. At these en-
tertainments he and his brother pre-.
scented what was then known as "rol-
licking Irish comedy sketch His
brother played an 1rishwoman in this
sketch. One night he was taken Ill and
Mr.. Monroe called in a volunteer. The
volunteer was afraid to attempt the
female .inpersonation. so Mr.. Monroe
played his brothers role. giving the sub
stitute his own. His success was almost
instantaneous and when he went into
variety the following year he played It
before regular audiences. Since that
time he has been inseparably connected
with this line Of parts. although he is
keen to get away from them.
i've been trying to convince man.
ayers for years that play good Irish
male character part and that I can get
as much fun out Of II as I do out OF my
female representations" ne said to THE
SUN reporter. but they won't listen to
me. That's the trouble of being iden-
tined with one fine of parts. II IL the
old plant OF the type actor The man
ayers say that the public wouldn't rec
ognize me on the stage without skirts.
don't agree with them but can't con-
vince them to the contrary"
The last important male role which
Mr.. Monroe played. by the way. was no
| less a part than that Of Str Anthony
Absolute In a special performance Of
''The Rivals" given by an all star cast
at the Herald Square Theatre for the
benefit OF New York charity about ten
years ago. So successful was this re-
vival that the actors went on tour for
| two weeks. The Bob Acres OF the cast
was william Collier and the Sir Luctus
| O'Trig0er was Andrew Mack, Marie
Dressler played Mrs. MdIdprop. Another
classical role which Mr.. Monroe IL am
bilious to play Is 81, TOBY Belch In
Twelfth Night"
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successfully invades and In the chsrac-
tiers she assumes. She can affect the
artificial grandeur of the classic tragic
role and then proceed directly to a
simple modern ingenue. Until Bern
hardt received the honor of the Acad-
envy she was the only actress wearer OF
the ribbon OF the Legion Of Honor. She
Is judge at the Conservatolre.
"ReJane continues to reign in her'own
province. Every American actress
should have seen her performance in
Henri Bataille's 'L'Enfant de rAmour.
Studied, 1t was worth year under any
stage director. OF the young women
acting in Paris to-day Mile. Madeline
Lely Is the most artistic and the most
promising, as well as one OF the most
beautiful.
THE late Lantelme was more than
the most beautiful actress in Paris. She
was the most fascinating, and her fas-
cination was greater than her physical
beauty. Yet she was not only a beauty
but an incessant toiler. Her perform
ance In lie Well Homme' will be re-
membered for It's intellectual qualities.
Among men the INDISPENSABLE Gultry
oversteps the other actors. His per-
formance Is the height Of simplicity
based upon a training which Is su-
premely classical. I know OF no man
In the world who can better and more
realistically depict, in any phase OF
emotion or individual conflict. a man.
Among the younger men Andre Brule
Is foremost.
Most OF my study time In Europe ]
spent In Paris, where I lived for three
and half years. had an apartment
on the west bank OF the Seine not far
from the Latin Quarter. There IL but
one way to study the stage, and that is
from the stage. To act and to analyze
as best one can the work OF such great
artists as have named here is the in
comparable training. Not all the tutors
In the world could Approximate a thor
ough understanding ana appreciation Of
a few Of Guitry's performances"
The sun. [volume] (New York [N.Y.]) 1833-1916, 1914-07-05
THE PLAYS THAT LAST.
The succe.... SIN to Ne Seen he,

The Successes SIN 70 Ne Seen Here.
Kitty Mackay" at the Comedy The
atre. Bright and sentimental comedy
Scotch life.
TOO Many Cooks" at the Thirty
ninth Street Theatre. Farce Of the
perplexities that beset a young man
who starts out to build a country home.
Tho Dummy" at the Hudson The
atre. Detective drama treated in tho
terms Of farce.
"A Pair of Skies" at tho Longacre
Theatre. Farcical consequences Of two
partners unable to agree in business.
Potash and Perlmutter'' at the Co.
han Theatre. Diverting and human
comedy. revealing all the qualities Of
Montague GLASS; stories.
THE Passing Show Of 1914" At the
Winter Garden. Brilliant and snowy
blend OF beauty. music and fun.
The Ziegfeld Follies" at the New
Amsterdam Theatre. One Of the most
successful Of the annual reviews
planned by Flo Ziegfeld.
The sun. [volume] (New York [N.Y.]) 1833-1916, 1914-07-05
THE FACTS ABOUT MAWRUSS.
Career of Alexander
Carr on the stage.

Alexander Carr, who plays with so
much skill the role OF Perlmutter at the
Cohan Theatre. was little known TO New
Workers except those who follow closely
the history Of the theatre before he
came to act this role, He turned out to
be a splendid choice. or course the play
was altogether too good to kill under
any conditions. But II might not
have been so good with a less amusing
partner to the great Potash. Just how
long an apprenticeship an actor must
serve the history Of this comedians
career shows. .
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different in their methods from the dyed
in the wool vaudeville veterans IL is
rather easy nowadays to detect the dis
tinction between them the minute they
appear. All the so-called modern dancers
with the exception of those dancers who
took up the one step and tango after
they became popular on the stage came
from the so-called cabarets. Little Miss
Ferrer. who did a curious dance at the
Victoria Theatre. il evidently of the
cabaret school and other surroundings
would be better adapted to the novelty
she has TO offer
Wearing a white duck suit which gives
her the look Of a cabin boy on a yacht.
although its cut ia obviously Spanish.
Miss Ferrer rattles her castanets rhyth-
nically. although she dances in quite
as stirring rhythm. and her little dance
IS full of grace and spirit She puts on
hat for the second dance. in which she
substitutes for the music of the casta-
nets the swapping Of her fingers. which
is quite as effective. The only change
in her third number is the red blouse
which she assumes and then presumably
which may be comprehensive enough
in Spain, but is altogether incompre-
hensble here. But her performance
throughout is neat. and as cabaret
entertainer she ought to be popular here
and everywhere else.
Spanish dancers are rarer here than
they were. IL was Carmencita that en-
joyed greater popularity than any Of the
others. Otero had about as much tenn
permanent on the stage as a slate pencil.
although she was beautiful object when
she appeared at the Eden Musee and
retained most Of her loneliness when
she came back to find the public alto
gether cold to her attractions at the
Roster & Bal Theatre in West Thirty
fourth street. Tortajada has tried her
luck several times in this country. but
she is about as magnet io as an iceberg
Little Miss Ferrer has much magnetism
and her dancing Is highly original
whatever else may be said Of It.
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whose studio Is at Carnegie Hall, She
sang with the EURO and National opera
companies, and experts predict that she
will soon be a favorite Of opera and con
cert goers. The critics found her voice
we'll placed. her enunciation distinct. he
phrasing good and her acting that OF an
artistic OF unusual his, ionic ability. This
Is the NTH pupil of Samoiloff to sing In
grand opera Another pupil il Miss lisa
Kramer, soprano, who Is now singing al
the Imperial Opera House in Russia with
great success.
The sun. [volume] (New York [N.Y.]) 1833-1916, 1914-07-05
THEY WON'T LET MONROE BE A
FUNNY MAN.

Yet He Longs to Play Shakespeare
or Any Old Man.
George Monroe seems to have more
devoted admirers than any OF the pop
ular comedians on tho stage. His friends
are most fanatical in their appreciation
OF his efforts. They cackle with laugh
ter as soon as he Is visible. When he be-
gins to say, 'vurry, vurry," they grow
more hysterical and when he whacks
his stage companions with his fan moth
ing can control their merriment.
Anybody would suppose that any ac-
tor ought to be perfectly satisfied with
any such tr!umphs. But that IL not the
case, Mr. Monroe longs to play a funny
man, He prefers Str Toby Beloh, but
he would not stick at that II the hide