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The Forrest City times., 1914-07-03
ROOSEVELT SCORES WILSON
Says OIc Parties Are Maintaining a
 "Government by Convusion."

Western Newspaper Union News Service
 Pittsburg. President Theo- dore Roosevelt here Tuesday night made his first speech of the 1914 cam paign. In his address before the Penn sylvania Progressive League he criti- cised the policies of the Wilson ad- ministraton. attacked Senator Pen rose and appealed for support of the Progressive ticket.
 Colonel Roosevelt coined a new phrase. It was what he called "gov- ernment by convulsion" By :his, he meant passage back and forth of DOW CT between the Republicans and Demo cratic parties which he said would continue unless the people entrust the power to the Progressive party.
 Colonel Roosevelts speech was re garded by Progressive leaders as an indication of the line Of attack the party will follow in this years cam paign. There was no holding out Of the olive branch to the Republican party. The colonel appeairG to indi- vidual Republicans to support the Pro- gressive ticket, but suggested no deal. ings with the party as an organiza- ton. He denounced Republican lead. CTS. who, he said, had misrepresented the people, and attacked Senator Pen rose.
The Forrest City times., 1914-07-03
HAD THE PICTURES MEANING
Spectators at Least Formed Some Idea What Famous Painting Rep
 resented.

Two men stood before a painting in store the other day gazing wonder ingly at picture of an equestrian statue of General Lafayette. The ia nous Frenchman was represented on prancing steed. Over his arm he carried robe. At his feet stood an allegorical figure of Victory extend ing sword toward him as a mark of homage, l wonder what that pic ture means?' asked one of the men "I don't know" replied the other. T was just trying to make out what sea son of the year it was when woman could go around with so little clothing while a man was dressed up in a heavy suit like that" "Oh, see what 1t is now" cried the first one. You see the soldier stole the woman's s cloak and when he took 1t from her he dropped his sword, and now the woman Is trying to trade him back the sword for her clothing"
The Forrest City times., 1914-07-03

walk the floor. could not lie down or sit still sometimes for day and night at time. was nervous, and had very little appetite, no ambition, melancholy, and often felt as though I had not a friend in the world. After I had tried most every female remedy without suc- cess, my mother-in-law advised me to take Lydia E. Pinkham's Vegetable Compound. 1 did so and gained in strength every day. I have now no trou- ble in any way and highly praise your medicine. It sdvertises itself. Mrs. $. T. HURLEY, Eldon, Missouri.
 Remember, the remedy which did this was Lydia E. Pinkham' s Vegetable Compound. For sale everywhere.
 It has helped thousands of women who have been troubled with displace- ments, inflammation, ulceration, tumors. irregularities, periodic pains, backache, that bearing down feeling, indigestion, and nervous prostration, after all other means have failed. Why don't you try 1t? Lydia E. Pinkham Medicine Co.,. Lynn, Mass.
The Forrest City times., 1914-07-03
ITCHING, BURNING ERUPTION

Thomasyille, Ala--"I suffered with eczema on my hands and feet two or three years. About eleven years ago l became troubled with an itching, burn ing eruption which came on my hands and feet in little water blisters and in about a day or two when l would let the water out or wash 1t out, using my hands, then the places would fester and itch to beat the band. could not do any work that was rough on my hands at all. It caused me great suf. fering and inconvenience.
 T tried everything that I knew of or was told and never was really re- lieved until l began using Cuticura Soap and Ointment. l would wash the parts in water with the Cuticura Soap and then when dried them l would ap. ply the Cuticura Ointment on the sur. face in the daytime, and at night l would get a soft piece of cloth and apply the Cuticura Ointment on my hands and let it stay that way all night. A perfect cure was effected. No one will ever know how glad 1 was to get my hands and feet cured" (Signe6 Geo. c. Crook, Nov. 25, 1912.
 Cuticura Soap and Ointment sold throughout the world, Sample of each free, with 32-p. Skin Book. Address post card "Cuticura, Dept. L. Boston. Adv
The Forrest City times., 1914-07-03
Makes Jobs for Detectives.

. Probably the only people to benefit oy recent sufragette outrages are private detectives, many of whom are doing little else just now but guarding pictures and other treasures of well-known hosts and hostesses rom attacks at social functions. the London Globe states.
 The head of one private detective agency told me the other day. says
 me Carpenter" in the Express, that ne mad been obliged to engage spe- elai staff for this work, and that to seme receptions he has sent as many as dozen faultlessly attired guests" to look after the pictures and china of the host.
The Forrest City times., 1914-07-03
Searching Criticism.

Five-yearold Herbert, scion of q bookish family, had learned to read so early and so readily that his first glimpses of storyland were growing hazy in his memory. One day he con fded to his mother "Ruthie showed me her new book today, and it's the queerest thing you ever saw, Why, 1t just says, Is it dog? It is dog. Can the dog run?' and lot of things like that Course I was too polite to say so, but 1t didn't seem to me the style was bit juicy" ,"-Lippincott S.
The Forrest City times., 1914-07-03
DON'T STOP WORK

Because of Biliousness. Constipation, Headaches. Indigestion. etc. Just take one BONDS LIVER PILL and so on with your duties.
 You will be well shortly and your troubles forgotten. Or, If you take one Bonds Fill at bedtime, you will wake up well with no unpleasant memo ries. Send for free sample
 Beware of limitations and the host of 'new-fangled." Just as-Good" so-called liver remedies" that crowd the news papers and the drug stores. Stick to the HONEST and WELLPROVEN D'SLIVERPILLS. Made by Bonds Pharmacy Co.,, Little Rock. Ark Adv.
The Forrest City times., 1914-07-03
Must Have Stirred Audience.

Dar Daily once essayed the legiti- mate. It was in his early days. All he had to do was to come to the center of the stage at critical moment and shout:
 The king Is dead; long live the king."
 When the time came Mir Daly promptly assumed the correct dra- matic pose, but for a moment was so agitated that words failed him Then he beloved at the top of his voice
 Long live the king-he's dead,"
The Forrest City times., 1914-07-03
Anvil on the Scales.

II IS customary when a military suf- rasette is placed on trial in England !sr her friends to while away their aaie In court by bounding shoes, bags " Hour and bales of pamphlets on the magistrates brow This conduct is calculated to bias-if not brain-the court.
The Forrest City times., 1914-07-03
The Favorite Bait.

"Oh. do let me see that page!" said Mrs, Twobble to Mir Twobble, who was reading the morning newspaper. The Mammoth department store has new sale advertised"
 "Umph!" snorted Mir Twobble, as he handed the paper to his wife Any thing reduced besides jardinieres?"
The Forrest City times., 1914-07-03
West Viroinia Goes Dry,

Charleston. w. Va.-Reports from over the state indicate that many sa- loon keepers anticipated the enforce ment of the prohibitory amendment Tuesday night by closing their places. Breweries and distileries have been gong out of business for a month.
The Forrest City times., 1914-07-03
DAY BEFORE YESTERDAY.

If you got can of Ross Dead Quick Spray day before yesterday, and used 1t well. you are today with out bedbugs, ants, fleas, chicken mites, plant and vegetable insects. If you did not. then get 1t today. Sold by your druggist. ", c. Ross Manufac. turing company, Little Rock. Ark Advt.
The Forrest City times., 1914-07-03
Villa Buys a $sas sathtub.

Chicago Gen. Francisco Villas bathtub. shipped from here to Juare' Mexico, in response to his order fo the best tub money could buy" cost him S400. according to the firm that sold it. Shipping charges came to S125 more.
The Forrest City times., 1914-07-03
Artificial Flowers an Old Idea.

Artificial flowers were made In an- cient times by the Egyptians, In Europe during the eighteenth century when there existed such craze for porcelain, flowers were made of this substance; while the odor of the real flowers was initiated by the use of perfumes
The Forrest City times., 1914-07-03

weakness. For two years l could not stand on my feet long at a time and 1 could not walk two blocks without en- during cutting and drawing pains down my right side which in ere ased every
 month. l have been
 at that time purple in the face and womb
The Forrest City times., 1914-07-03
pursilinu Posseman Slain.

Shaw, Miss,-Mistaking James Jol- fy. fellow-posseman, for Jack Farm CT, a negro whom they were pursuing, Fred Young shot and killed Jolly in a swamp near here. where it was thought the negro had taken refuge
The Forrest City times., 1914-07-03

Washington. - President Wilson signed the naval appropriation bill, which carries a provision for two new dreadnoughts and permits the sale of the battleships Mississippi and Idaho to Greece.
The Forrest City times., 1914-07-03
A Poser.

mathematical Professor-I have now completely discussed the theory or probability. Are there any questions?
 Problematical Freshman-Yes, sir. VIII you please compute the probabil- "y or my passing this course?-Dart- mouth Jack O Lantern.
The Forrest City times., 1914-07-03
How To Give Ouinine To Children

hpkILlNR ! the trademark name given 10 an owed Quinine. IL is a Tasteless Syrup. pleas StI t 10 take and does not disturb the stor2ach. Su'ldren take it and never know ii is Quinine. ,nh nIso especially adapted to adults who cannot . Ae ordinary Quinne. Does not nauseate nor !, "u@se @ nervousness nor ringing in the head. Try
 'Ae next time you need Ouinine for any pur e' Ask for 7-ounce original package. The A-he FEBRlLlNE is blown in bottle. as cents.
The Forrest City times., 1914-07-03
Idle ThouuhtS.

Why are you watching that fly so intently?"
 T was just wondering if men will ever be able to tango up and down the walls like that Wouldn't it be fine e?"-Plttsburgh Post
The Forrest City times., 1914-07-03
Unusual Modesty.

"Dobbs Is an extraordinary man" Tn what respect"
 Some years ago he spent two weeks In Mexico, yet he doesn't pretend to know all about the present situation down there"
The Forrest City times., 1914-07-03
Mrs. Wilson on Vacation.

Washington.-Mrs Wilson, the wife of the president, accompanied by Miss Helen Woodrow Bones, probably wi5 20 10 Cornish. \. H.. next week to begin her summer vacation.
The Forrest City times., 1914-07-03
RUB-MY-TISM

Will cure your Rheumatism and al kinds of aches and pains--Nsuralgia, Cramps. Colic. sprains. Bruises. Cuts. Old Sores. Burns. etc. Antlseptie Anedyns- Price 25e--AAv.
The Forrest City times., 1914-07-03
Rubbinq It In.

Why does that lady grin so every time she sees you?"
 She knows I'm only getting $10 a week"
 But why the grin?"
 "I was engaged to hef once and broke 1t off, and she afterward mar ried millionaire"
The Forrest City times., 1914-07-03

Riches have wings-otherwise there would be but few high flyers.
The Forrest City times., 1914-07-03
Hrlcht. l SaYl

"Algy makes very sure of himself before he does any boasting." "A safe blower, eh?"
The Forrest City times., 1914-07-03
Piles Cured In 6 to i4 Days

Your druggist will refund money if PAZO OINTMENT fails to any of Itching. Blind, Bleeding or Protrudins Piles in to l+ daya, The first application gives Ease and Rest. Soc.
The Forrest City times., 1914-07-03

Ten smiles for a nickel. Always buy Red Cross Ball Blue; have beautiful clear white clothes. Adv. .ls
The Forrest City times., 1914-07-03

For every marriage in Kansas there are five divorces.
The Forrest City times., 1914-07-03
Overcomlno a Technlcallty.

How the deuce can Bjinks be lawyer when he can neither read nor write?"
 "Oh, he practises the unwritten law"
The Forrest City times., 1914-07-03
WOMEN CAN
 HARDLY BELIEVE
How Mrs. Hurley Was Re. stored to Health by Lydia E. Pinkham's Vegetable
 Compound.

Eldon, Mo. -"I was troubled with displacement, inflammation and female
The Forrest City times., 1914-07-03

Better a woman with rosy cheeks than man with a rosy nose
The Forrest City times., 1914-07-03

The Eternal Feminine. Want to hear some bad news?" "Oh. yes! Goody! Who Is it about?" Houston Post
The Kennewick courier. [volume] (Kennewick, Wash.) 1905-1914, 1914-01-23
Nothing to Be Said,

Prospective tenant talking with the
janitor standing on the steps Of fat
house on cross street near an ave-
nue. on which there is trolley line.
Prospective Tenant-Can you hear
the cars plainly here?
Janitor-Oh. my, no; you can't hear
the cars here at
But at this moment there came rum
bling. grinding down the avenue at
forty miles an hour a big trolley car
that passed this street with roar that
would have made double jointed
earthquake falling down steep and
rocky mountain canyon sound like
somebody in the distance playing a
piccolo.
The prospective tenant looked at the
janitorsfor just one moment, sadly and
reproachfully, and then she turned and
went away.
And the janitor? Well, the janitor
just let her go without another word,
for he realized that this was a case in
which there was nothing further to
say.-New York Sun.
The Kennewick courier. [volume] (Kennewick, Wash.) 1905-1914, 1914-01-23
SUMMONS FOR PUBLICATION

SUMMONS FOR PUBLICATION
In the Superior Court of the State OF
Washington in and for Benton County.
LaGrande improvement Company, "a
corporation), plaintiff, vs..
w. L. Tucker, and Elizabeth Tucker,
his wife, and the Jones Agency Com
pany, a corporation, defendants.
The State of Washington to w. L.
Tucker and Elizabeth Tucker, his wife,
and The Jones Agency Company, cor
poration.
You and each of you are hereby sum-
moned and required to appear within
sixty days from and after the date of
the first publication of this summons,
to-wit, within sixty days after the 26th
day of December, 1918, exclusive of said
day of publication, and defend the above
entitled action in the court aforesaid,
and serve copy of your answer or
other appearance upon the undersigned
attorneys for said plaintiff at the adj
dress given herein below; and in case of
your failure so to do, judgment will be
rendered against you according to the
demand of the complaint herein, which
is on file with the clerk of said court.
That the object of said action is to re-
cover the sum of One Thousand Dollars
and interest from the 7th day Of Sep
TENDER, 1912, at the rate of seven per
cent per annum, costs and attorneys
fees, according to the terms, and tenor
of a certain promissory note, made and
executed by the defendants, w. L.
Tucker and Elizabeth Tucker, his wife.
on the 7th day of September, 1912,
made to one, G. A. Grip and endorsed
and delivered before maturity tor value
to the plaintiff above named. And also
to foreclose mortgage for said amount
given by the said defendants to secure
the payment of said note and interest.
of even date Herewith, covering the
west half of section five, township
eleven, North, range twenty-four, E.
w. M, Benton County, Washington,
which said mortgage is recorded in book
Is of Mortgages of the records of Ben
ton County, at pages 81 and % thereof
and to foreclose and bar the interest of
the defendants and each of them of any
and all interest in and to the premises
in said mortgage described.
W. 3. SARGANT and Hal n Corn
Attorneys for said plaintiff, P. o. ad-
dress. Prosser, Benton County, Wash
ington.
12:26-2:6
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sweeping down the Hudson or advanc-
ing from any other direction it is his
business to watch its approach care
fully.
Therein he must use q bit of judg-
ment. If it is likely to sweep clear of
the city he need not bother about it
But should he reckon it will pass over
Manhattan it Is his business to tele-
phone the chief power station a warn
ing that storm cloud is coming. At
once a red light CLOVIS in the engine
room, and the stokers hustle to shovel
coal into the furnaces. Presently the
huge generators revolve at greater
speed to supply the emergency demand
for electricity. Thus when the thou
sands of lights are switched on down
town few are likely to guess how the
sudden call for light has been met
Meanwhile the cloud watcher is in
no fear that mechanical device will
deprive him of his job. for the weather
instrument that can record just the di-
rection a cloud will take in sweeping
on toward Manhattan is yet in the dim
future Of invention.-New York Trib-
me
The Kennewick courier. [volume] (Kennewick, Wash.) 1905-1914, 1914-01-23

ton, and against J. P. Smalley and M.
S. Smalley, and each of them, for the
sum of S1145. Is eleven Hundred Forty
five & 15-10O Dollars,) together with at
torney's fees, interest, costs and in
creased costs, and to me directed and
delivered, commanding me to sell the
following described property situate,
lying and being in Benton County,
State of Washington, or so much there
of as may be necessary to satisfy said
judgment, attorneys fees. interest,
costs and increased costs, to-wit:-
Commencing 12O rods north of the
southwest corner of Section 6, Town
ship 8 North, of Range 80; E. W. NJ,
thence east 587 feet; thence north IS
rods; thence west 5S7 feet; thence south
Is rods to the point of beginning, con-
tanning acres, more or less; also
Commencing 80 rods north of the
southwest corner of Section 6, Town
ship 8 North, of Range 80. E. w. M,
thence east 587 feet; thence north 40
rods, thence west 224 feet; thence south
% rods; thence west 22 rods; thence
south Is rods, to the point of beginning,
also
Commencing SO rods north of the
said southwest corner of Section 6,
Township 8 North. of Range 80, E. w.
M, thence east % rods; thence north
~ rods; thence west % rods; thence
south % rods to the place of beginning,
containing 9 acres, more or less.
Now therefore, notice is hereby
given that on Saturday, the 18th day of
February, A. D. 1914, at 10 o'clock in
the forenoon of said day, will sell the
above described property or so much
thereof as may be necessary to satisfy
said judgment, attorneys fees, interest,
costs and increased costs in all amount
ing to the sum of s1275. Is Twelve Hun
dred Seventy-ive & 15-1OO Dollars) to-
gether with accruing interest and costs
of sale.
Said sale will take place at the front
door of the Court House at Prosser in
said County and State, and will be at
public auction, for cash in hand, to the
highest and best bidder.
Dated at Prosser, Wash, this 18th
day of January, A. D. 1914
1:16-l4 w. B. MAHAN, Sheriff,
2:13-14 By HUGH FORSYTH, Deputy.
The Kennewick courier. [volume] (Kennewick, Wash.) 1905-1914, 1914-01-23
Course of the Panama Canal,

There is somewhat popular delu-
sion about the Panama canal-to wit,
that the course from Colon, on the
Caribbean or Atlantic side of the 18th.
mus, to Panama, on the Pacific side, is
from east to west. OF course the At
lantic is at the east and the Pacific is
at the west. but the isthmus is very
crooked and at this point tends from a
little south Of west to north of east,
and Colon is actually farther west
than Panama. AS result the canal
runs from north-northwest to south
southeast. and on reaching the Pacific
one finds himself farther east than he
was when he left the Atlantic. Queer,
isn't it, to go westward by going east
ward? But it's geographical fact all
the same, which few realize until they
study the map.-New York Tribune.
The Kennewick courier. [volume] (Kennewick, Wash.) 1905-1914, 1914-01-23
NOTICE FOR PUBLICATION

Department of the Interior, U. S.
Land Office at Walla WalIa, WASH,
Dec. q, 1913.
Notice is hereby given that Ottilia
Beinhart of Kennewick, WASH, who,
on November 21st, 1912, made home
stead entry No, O4S53, for SW14 NW114,
Section 4, Township N, Range 20 E. !,
Will. Meridian, has filed notice of inten-
ton to make final three year proof, to
establish claim to the land above de-
scribed, before E. w. Trenbath, U. S.
Commissioner, at his office at Kenne-
wick, Washington, on the 18th day of
February, 1914.
Claimant names as witnesses: Fred
Moellef, Gordon H. Taylor, Ed. O..
Keene, Joseph Hess, all of Kennewick,
Wash.
Not coal land.
JOHN H MCDONALD,
1925 Register.
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WATCHES THE CLOUDS.

One New Workers. Easy and Well
Paid, but important, Job.
There is one man in New York who
would seem to hold an easy and UNIQUE
job. From Jan to Dec 81 he puts in
his whole time watching for clouds
from the top OF one of the tallest sky
scrapers. He does nothing else. is well
paid if he performs his duty vigilantly
and has no one to boss or hustle him
around-except the clouds For tools
he works with telescope, and he can
smoke. read poetry or do what he
pleases. provided he keeps his weather
eye keenly peeled for the first sign of
a storm cloud sweeping down the Hud-
son. On that rests his whole job, for
should thunderstorm catch him nap
ping it would mean serious strain on
the leading electric light and power
company
In no other city but New York do
conditions make for such a contingen-
cy Owing to the compact construction
Of the huge blocks Of downtown sky
scrapers an enormous amount of cleo
trio light Is suddenly demanded when
ever the sky becomes darkened Thou
sands Of bulbs are simultaneously
switched on. At nightfall this need
for light is easily calculated. but no
certain provision can be made against
the sudden overshadow of storm
cloud other than by stationing look
out man on the top Of skyscraper
Consequently when he sees cloud
The Kennewick courier. [volume] (Kennewick, Wash.) 1905-1914, 1914-01-23
Cause No. 1920
NOTICE OF SHERIFF'S SALE OF
PEAL ESTATE
REAL ESTATE

In the Superior Court of the State of
Washington, for Benton County.
The Bank of Kennewick, a corpora
tion,. Plaintiff, VS..
}. T. Smalley and M. S. Smalley, De-
PENDANTS.
Under and by virtue of an execution,
issued out of and under the seal of the
above entitled Court, holding terms at
Prosser, in and for said county, on the
9Th day of January, A. D. 1914, upon a
judgment rendered in said Court on the
9TH day OF January, A. D. 1914, in favor
or The Bank of Kennewick, a corpora
The Kennewick courier. [volume] (Kennewick, Wash.) 1905-1914, 1914-01-23

vennevick Commercial Club-H.W.
nosoranges, president; T. A. Swayze, Sec
rotary.
Kennewick Business Mems Associa-
t;on-H. E. Huntington, president.
Kennewick Schools-M. S. Lewis,
.unerintendent; G. M. Annis, clerk.
School Board, G. M. Annis, r. e.
Mounsey, H. E. Owen.
Kennewick Post Office-A. II. Wheat
IN postmaster. Windows open from
"a m. to p. m. Money order win
dow closes at 5:45 p. m.
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General Information
COUNTY OFFICERS

Superior Judge O. R. H0lc0m0'
giuville' r sn;ve,v
Sh.riff-W. B. Mahan.
Prosecuting Attorney-Hal II. Cole. !
auditor-L. L. Lynn.
Treasurer-Earl R: Harper
Epgineer-C. D. Walter
c.n.rintendent of Schools-Wata j.
Jones. c,uorur,
rounty Commissioners. B. Glenn
- Of Richland; H. M. Walthew, OF
u rn E. J. Ward, Prosser.
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State State of Washington, IS
l, M. w. Matchbox, Cashier of the
above named bank, do solemnly swear
that the foregoing statement is true to
the best of my knowledge and belief.
NJ w. MATCHBOX,
Correct Attest: Cashier
M. H. MATCHBOX,
EMERY OLMSTEAD,
Directors.
Subscribed and sworn to before me
this 10Th day of January, 1914.
G. E. TwEEDT,
Notary Public.