The Bridgeport evening farmer., 1914-06-22

few minutes later I heard him going upstairs, putting each foot down as If stamping eH snow, and then all was auiesefoF ten. minutes. T then felt 1t dutyI owed to Mrs. Bowser to go up and rescue him. He had torn down eeftsaas and pole from one of the frUAkS windows and. moved both beds and bureau ia his efforts to it the Kitchen screen, tot a window not half tts. EAreA He, ewask1o0lxtng aFunad for some lixang nar1gst0Ea6ur- osa4 the v1als 01 his wrath 0narvfEnthe caught ssghE of me.
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 ''I was just about p1oa call you. Do you deny that you 13ave tgone andstaclc ed an extra pieceNcn to- this screen in order 10 spite meE
 ''Haven't you goheSes, 4ntyour headT' I asked .I9 had4aShrotEfer Ftan years tween a screen door and window screen I'd get ;paaraofs gaass~eyes for him.
 Are you clatmingAthat 4thnt is a sreens door7'
 .aOf conrsesit fs. EinHsGt stwUsfeet too long fDrsfnn nsVv1nd0w-9 ASn't fhere4pan- els to itT Amt thereAa handle on it? I'm only aSpoor gitl, asir, with a red headed mother ana aS fef1owA with aS glass eye for a. beau, ibut I can tell an e1ephant from a mouse"
 .eTsIl be hangat1s if you a4nsE 19ehEr' lle said, wilma snliHe, after taking q long look at the door. ''I suppose I must have been thinEing about ding the house and lot for aAchickenS Sfarra- You needn't mentions theg'1nciuent to tAfrs. Bowser ThanksNf rsconing up. I am sure I can nanagetth others z
 Mrss. BOvsssr undert Suspicion. a
 As went upshadrs Elicit hina whis- tlins away and faeApgsbetter. He got the lacHeens into the windows after half an houH's waFl. .sfruEAgS out by his trying to make them fit b0ttoTn side ups and then -hes came a7usVgEn to the kitchen with the screentdoor. He was chesty and sdidn mi nd up sitting the clotheshcrse. as hes sdEagge the anreen through II atched h i'm sas he stood the door up. 1tksgaa topsddeA -~n.. He stood back Hmak SuxweTed% shook his head and mutteBed:
 If Mrs. Bowser has Ibeen fooling with this door she'll heara from me in A way to .malEex her stirred P
 'sYousve> got it wrong side up. sir," ventured4to say.
 'sAh, yes. S'mcres of snnysakSent ntnnlnd- edness. I was thinking about those chickens again. If Mrs. Bowser tries to pump you switch her off. The door Is right side up now, and it's like glove"
 He soon had the tlingsscreVrad fast and the door swinging back and forth, but was holding out for what came next. Most any sort of a 7bal dheaded man can ,rehangsa. scDeensdo0E. because there are all the~ marks of Iast year, but when you come to put on the spring to keep it closed -thatss dfnfer- ent- MT. Bowser went ahead with the greatest confidence in himself, w1Its- ting as he worked, but when the spring was on, and he stood aside the door flew open
 $ s<A1ore of Mrs. Bowser!'' TeheRFd him grow1 as he tried to make the door stay shut, but didn't ten him where in he was wBone. Instead Of taking the spring off and turning it end for end. what does he do but take the whole screen oEf and turn the outside in. It wouldn't fit that way, and I told him that 1t wou1dn't, and then he let go of his temper and shouted:
 q told you right at the start that 1t was conspiracy! When Mrs. Bowser comes home''-
 '-I can put that door on in five min utesr'
 You can't ia 5,0oo years!"
 An Exciting Finish.
 With that he picked it up and sent it flying over the fence into a neighbors yard, but in stepping back his foot struck something, and he went over backward and hit his head against one of the clothesline posts. ran put to him with scream, and in i've min utes there were a policeman and three or four boys around him, and was pouring water on him by the painful
 Then it was that Mrs. Bowser arrfv- ed and quietly took chagge. We got him into the house and upon the lounge, while some one turned in a-1iTe alarm and some one else called an ambulance. can't tell how long hr. Bowser lay unconscious, butzhis speech was plain when he suddenly opened his eyes.
 'Have I been going over Niagara falls. or has Mrs. Bowser been trying to murder me again7''