The Birmingham age-herald., 1914-09-29

or new that we'd heard. The woman ra the country had her inning, and she was called upon she said:
 Here's to the -1hen we love. and men we marry
 Everybody was sort of fiabberg for moment and then someone asl
 What's the difference?'
 Not bit upset or worried over the question, the woman from the country said quickly: |
 Why there's the greatest difference in the world The men we love and the men we marry are no more alike than the lives We dream and the lives we 1iven
 Tt struck me rather forcibly: first, as very funny; then I reasoned out that if an ideal wife keeps house in an air castle, may we not assume from after dinner wit, that the ideal husband often times has an apartment remote from world of check books and motor cars? Not so bad rom country girl-eh?'
 something funny happened yesterday , that l was observer of, said an- other. or the women in the group. .'and it was at luncheon, too. The woman was pretty, and as a report goes, as spoiled as they make 'em. Her husband isn't ciose-you all know him-but there are "SSho WHcll the nnanc1al outlook seems less bright than at other times The hour was l:30 to be exact, and the place was fashionable cafe. Without being able to lay finger on any actual proof of q tiff, ' everybody around the table which the man and woman occupied knew she was mad at her husband. Finally Friend Husband suggested to her that a little powder might help her appearance. Just slip it on behind your 'lSerchief-your eyes are red and But the irate young wom- an snapped back quickly: T don't want to powder my nose. It would make my hat look too old And then, of course, everybody in earshot knew what the couple had been quarreling about"
 
 A pretty woman in the shadow of the vines looked up and said:
 T witnessed an incident today that was rather odd, even if it can't lay claim to being funny, exactly-but then we use the word funny to express so many diff ferent thngs-don't we? I went in to see 8 friend of mine on my way down here, and found her just opening her ruail. Among other things, was an en- velope containing a five-dolar bill which she was scrutinizing with great care. Having just returned from trip abroad her mail was terribly postmarlxed--etters following her from pillar to post-every- where. The one she was looking at par
 
 letter has followed me all over Europe she said presently. It followed in my trail all over Great Britain and the con tinent and finally it was forwarded to me here, and I'm just now getting it. It's from my oldest boy, who is working for the first time this summer, and he sent me his first five-dollar bill I didn't say anything or see anything especially i. remarkable about all this until she said quickly: The funny part of it all is, that the envelope has been open the entire time and the five-dollar bill perfectly vis- ible to the naked eye and nobody has taken it out Of course then 1 began to-
 Nobody need tell anything e1se," said the girl who started the funny business" I wanted to hear something funny. I've heard it. The world is growing so saintly that old Diogones wouldn't need a lan- tern if he were here nowadays; he could easily find an honest man with pocket electric light. That story is the funniest thing I've heard in a long time. I wonder who believes it Don't all speak at once."
  baly be mspronounced by some members and by numerous outsiders. Call it the / United Dramatic club if you like, and speak of it as the "U. D. C." to others. keeping the whole title a secret. Most ' college societies are designated by Greek of vrb icla ha ipf a cf