davidaulloa/AmericanStories huggingface dataset:
Wausau pilot. [volume] (Wausau, Wis.) 1896-1940, 1914-07-21

Value of Learning.
Teacher wonder what your mother
would say If she knew how backward
you are In geography?
Girl-Oh, my mother says she never
learnt jogfry and she's married. and
Aunt Sally says she never learnt jog
fry and she's married, and you did
learn jogfry and you amt married.
% u
Not That Kind.
do you give your patient any meat,
Mrs. Jones?"
mo, indeed; the doctor has ordered
a strictly valetudinary diet"
D. q
Stiff Worse.
Knicker-Does your wife laugh at
the wrong place In a story?
Bocker-Yes, and she cheers at the
wrong place In a ball game.
Wausau pilot. [volume] (Wausau, Wis.) 1896-1940, 1914-07-21
EIGHT BIG BANDS
TO PLAY At FA|R
WALTER cLAuoER TO WHITE "A
MARCH ESPECIALLY DEDI-
GATED TO 1914 Elk
POSITION.
sHEBOYGAN SAND ENGAGED
II includes Fifty-nve Musicians and
Was the Hit of Last Years Fair
VIII Play Tuesday and
Wednesday.
SEE BEACHEY FLY

Beachey is really the one man
who outfiies birds.
Three times each day during the
fair, beginning Sept. Is, he will
loop-the-loop several times, fly up
side down (Which a bird cannot do)
and yolplane, which mean that he
will go up 5000 or 1000 feet then
drop 1920 feet nearly straight
down.
There isn't any aviator In the
world who 5oes half what Beachey
does.
If you see him at the fair you
will never regret your trip to the
fair.
Wausau pilot. [volume] (Wausau, Wis.) 1896-1940, 1914-07-21

Milwaukee, Wis, Aug. 11.-There
will be plenty of music at the state
fair this year. The Wisconsin State
Board of Agriculture has contracted
for eight bands and one orchestra.
An orchestra may seem out of place
at fair, but it is for use in the judg-
ing pavilion where band music has
been found too heavy. While the
judges are awarding prizes an orches-
ira of nine pieces will be flooding the
pavilion with popular airs and class
ical music
Clauder's State band will play all
of the five days. 1t includes thirty
five of Milwaukee's best musicians
1t is possible that this band will bs
heard down town each night of the
fair week, Sept. IA to IS.
The largest band engaged is the
famous Sheboygan band of fifty-five
pieces. This organization was the
rlusical hit Of the fair in 1913. and
this is why it has been re-engaged for
the 1914 fair. The band includes fifty
five men, and it will be at the fair on
Tuesday, Milwaukee Day and on We'd
nesday, State and Governors Day.
All Cf the other bands engaged come
highly recommended, and they include
from twenty-five to thirty-fve men.
A feature of the fair music this year
will be State Fair march written
by Walter Claader, who has succeeded
the late Joseph Clauder as leader of
the Clauder band Mr. Clau6er is at
work on tho march, and It will be
played every day at the fair. IT will
be dedicated to the 1914 state fair.
Another big feature planned is to
have all bands on the grounds al GER
tain hour each afternoon play national
airs as one band.
Plans for music down town each
night are being made by The Citizens
Business league state fair committee.
1t is the intention of the committee to
make Milwaukee each night of fair
week city Of light and music.
Wausau pilot. [volume] (Wausau, Wis.) 1896-1940, 1914-07-21
Arti.tic ectsIea.

My lady's dressing table Is no longer
complete without one cr more Of the
new artistic bottles filed with cologne
or toilet water being exploited by one
designer, who has turned his genius to
new field and Is designing bas-reliefs
In glass as fitting receptacles for rare
perfumes.
Wausau pilot. [volume] (Wausau, Wis.) 1896-1940, 1914-07-21
/. Had . Charm.

II do miss Mrs. Jones. She told me
ali the news OF the parish"
.-Oh. that was only gossip-no truth
IN ifr'
sWgsf, there. liked to car II. Truth
or lies. twas all news to mellon
don Punch
Wausau pilot. [volume] (Wausau, Wis.) 1896-1940, 1914-07-21
MARRIAGE LICENSES

John Kropronezke, and Anna Man
icki. both of Il. OF Maine
Albert Venzke, t. lIolton and Ida
Wienandt, T. johnson.
John NJ. Kane and Nellie Howard,
both of Wausau.
Walter W wismeth, Marshield and
Lillian Stemlef, Stratinrd
Casper Miller, Wausau and Sophie
Fritz. WauSau.
Wausau pilot. [volume] (Wausau, Wis.) 1896-1940, 1914-07-21

Very lovely results are brought
about by the combination Of linen with
satin. This combination Is the rage In
Paris. At the races and smart restaTi-
rants the most successful costumes are
those composed OF these two materials.
Wausau pilot. [volume] (Wausau, Wis.) 1896-1940, 1914-07-21

1T IL the duty OF every mae and
woman TO be married at the age oil
twenty-five" said the lectursr.
well" said O woman of thirty. rYiti,
some asperfts. syeu needn't tel ID's
that Talk 70 the nen."--Pfdladslpllhl
Ledger.
Wausau pilot. [volume] (Wausau, Wis.) 1896-1940, 1914-07-21
Paimo rabbits

transform weak, Droken-down, nerv-
Gus wrecks into magnificent types o.
physical perfection. They restore
the nerves and kidneys 70 their normal
conditions and make you look and
feel years younger. Guaranteed. 50
cents. Book Free. The S. X. Feil
Co., Cleveland, o.
For sale By w. w. Alters, druggist
Wausau pilot. [volume] (Wausau, Wis.) 1896-1940, 1914-07-21
EAND SCHEDULE.

Monday -'cIauder's, Racine.
Tues y--CIauder's, boygan,
Dodgevisie.
Observation-Disclosures, sheboysan,
Madison.
Thursdsy--clauder's, 5eIolt, Por-
tage.
Friday-clauder's, Green Bay.
The Wheeling intelligencer. [volume] (Wheeling, W. Va.) 1903-1961, 1914-05-07
LATE TO CLASSIFY
DIED


orLCHntaT=Iu rIrf. F.r.H IN u.f
nesfat NaY 3 1915 ~ Q rs o.rf.rt
W. NilfaItft -. ff.r .f gr.rrs
nnn I.rfi. o. NIirHr.I OF TIM
Grow. M so
hoti,e oi |lln.IfI IaI,r
The Wheeling intelligencer. [volume] (Wheeling, W. Va.) 1903-1961, 1914-05-07
Hare Obscouies.

Probably one of the saddest funeral
corteges will arrive in Wheeling this
evening or in h. morning of any that
mas arrived in the city for some time.
The remains of William Taylor Hare.
only o of Mr.. and Mrs. William
Hare. causes the occasion. The lad
who was but six years of age. passed
away at h home in Denver. Col.
some days ago of spinal meningitis.
The funeral services will be held Sat
urday al the home of the grandfather.
william Hare. Sr.. at 2.30 Friday aft
ernOon and interment will be in
Greenwood cemetery.
The family has the sincere sympa-
tiny OF a host OF sorrowing friends
nose hearts 20 out TO them In this
period OF supreme consequence. A
sympathetic coincidence is that fact
mat the fathers health failing caused
the family 10 leave the city during
n month OF February for the SUMMER
climes. This Is the second child OF
h family TO die within a few wears.
The lad was a bright lad and was a
general favorite among his playmates.
The Wheeling intelligencer. [volume] (Wheeling, W. Va.) 1903-1961, 1914-05-07

Word has been received in the city
Of b death OF James Mcfarland.
which occurred a. Greenfield. Pa.
some time ago. Funeral services will
Do conducted this morning al 3 o'clock
a. the place OF death. and requiem
high mass In a Catholic church al
that place at Q o'clock Interment will
be made IN the Greenfield cemetery.
The Wheeling intelligencer. [volume] (Wheeling, W. Va.) 1903-1961, 1914-05-07
James Pritchard.

Funeral services of an impressive
nature will BE- held his afternoon al
the family residence at the corner of
1~hirty-hfth and Eof streets at .
o'clock. Rev. J. b. Workman viii
have charge Of the services and inter
ment will BE- in Mount Zion cemetery
The deceased was prominent in fra
ternal circles and delegations will al
tend the funeral
The Wheeling intelligencer. [volume] (Wheeling, W. Va.) 1903-1961, 1914-05-07
Mra. MarN Ionnwrm-

The last sad rites over the remains
~ the late Mrs. Mary LonrTeII will
Dc held this afternoon az 2 o'clock AZ
ne home Of her son. William. No 234S
Wilson street Rev William Tlfert
VIII oflciafo. and interment will be in
tMl Rod Men-a cemoferv-
The Wheeling intelligencer. [volume] (Wheeling, W. Va.) 1903-1961, 1914-05-07
STROBEL
PASSES AWAY
AGED RESIDENT OF MARTINS
FERRY succuMBS TO OLD
AGE iNFlRMITIES.
Was instrumental In the Contribution
OF Many Local Bridges and
Old 6uifdinos.

Yesterday at noon. at his home. nj
Ola Zane street. Martins Ferry. oc-
CURED the death OF Frank Stobei one
OF the best known German residents of
mis- vicinity, after a lingering illness.
due TO the infirmities incident 10 old
age. The deceased was born in Ger.
many and has been In this country FOR
the past ~ years following the stone
mason trade He helped erect IN.
belmont county court house al 81
C~lairsville and also helped erect ALI OF
the bridges built by the c. a p. rail
road when they built their road 10
Bellaire. W
some OF the stone work on the
bridgeport bridge was also done by
the deceased. He was 20 years OF are
and Is survived by a widow and two
sisters. Mrs. r. Neugart. OF South
Front street. and Mrs. Joseph Bieden-
baugh, OF McColloch street. both OF
this city. Yesterday afternoon the re-
mains were removed TO the home OF
Alrs. Neugart at lis South Front
street
Funeral services will be held Fri.
day morning In ST Alphonsus Catholic
church. Market street. Interment will
be In Mount Cavalry cemetery. =
The Wheeling intelligencer. [volume] (Wheeling, W. Va.) 1903-1961, 1914-05-07

Yesterday afternoon from St Johns
herman Lutheran church in Martins
Ferry. occurred the funeral OF the late
Fred Retztr. who died at his home
sunday morning. The services were
IN charge OF Rev. George Johannes.
pastor OF the church. and were largely
attended. lnterment was In Riverview
cemetery.
The Wheeling intelligencer. [volume] (Wheeling, W. Va.) 1903-1961, 1914-05-07
Mrs. DISCIPLINE camph.lI.

Mrs. Josephine Campbell. a well
known and highly respected resident
OF belmont county. died Tuesday
night at her home near Pinch Run,
SOUTH OF Bellaire. following a nnger-
ing illness. The deceased was 70
years Of e and had been a resident
OF Belmont county all her life. Sur.
viving her are a family of grown chill
dren.
Funeral services will he conducted
Thursday afternoon at the home of
her son. Louis Campbell. in South
Bellaire. The remains will be shipped
70 Powhatan. where interment will be
made.
The day book., 1914-05-16

traction, Charles Frohman bethought
himself that it. had been many, many
years since John Drew and Ethel Bar
rymore had been seen under one can
vas. Perhaps, as joint attraction,
The day book., 1914-05-16

New York, N. Y, May 16.-Uncle
John and Niece Ethel are holding
sort of theatrical reception at the En-
pire Theater. ~ .....s
Looking about for a late spring at
Rock Island Argus. (Rock Island, Ill.) 1893-1920, 1914-05-21

or any ambitious constitutionalist lead
ers either, for that matter, will be of
any avail
Huerta could not raise handful OF
men to resist an interference in Mex.
lean affairs as beneficent as that which
seems likely to>come from the media
ton conference.
Senator owen, in his recent speech
on the Mexican situation before the
senate. touched the exact cause of the
continual revolution in Mexico. He
said:
Monopoly has become so complete
in Mexico that millions of human be-
ings, willing to labor. own no land
upon which they may labor. The same
cruel and intolerabfe conditions of land
monopoly described by Thomas Jeffer-
son as existing in France Immediately
before the French revolution exists in
Mexico today, and make revolution alb
solutely unavoidab le-make revolution
absolutely ineXtinguishable until this
crime against human life be corrected
and the right of human beings to live
shall be recognized and provided. The
demand of the Zapatistas is for land
Rock Island Argus. (Rock Island, Ill.) 1893-1920, 1914-05-21

ornaments resolution at the meeting
OF the Associated Chambers OF Com
merce in London added the following
statement to its resolution to support
the government: This association de-
sires. however. to express its serious
apprehension in the matter of the in
creasing cost of ornaments, which Is
placing heavy burdens on the indus
tries and people OF this country.
This association, therefore. desires TO
urge upon his majesty's government
that they should take an early oppor-
tunity to promote concerted move
ment OF the great powers. with a view
10 a reduction in expenditure on arma-
ments."
Rock Island Argus. (Rock Island, Ill.) 1893-1920, 1914-05-21
A PRACTICAL BEAUTY HINT

The use OF cosmetics and other arti-
fetal aids 10 attractiveness is as old
as the human race. To Darwin and
students OF anthropology in general,
decorative applications we're a feature
OF selection-of attraction and sexual
selection. The cheek covered with
rouge. the heavily elaborated eyebrow
and the colored wig, it appears, orig
mated al an early period among cour-
tesans. It has been remarked that
time has taken the faint from the
tint" and the wide employment of
artifcialities today would seem to in
dictate the truth OF this observation.
The host OF advertised indictments.
the beauty columns which grace or
disgrace almost every metropolitan
newspaper. the display windows of the
various department stores catching to
a large feminine clientele, bear fur
Their witness to the fact. The average
man of rational clean mind does not
approve of cosmetic innovations in his
own feminine people. He would pre-
fer to see these radical departures from
the natural confined TO the chorus lady
and the public tangoist. The physi-
clan always warns against the use Of
cosmetic preparations, because most of
them are dangerous. To him the nat
ural and healthy has always seemed TO
be typical OF beauty. Even the editor
OF the lay press. however, has seen the
ridiculous in the beauty column, and
the following satirical excerpt taken
from a southern weekly contains what
Is, in the opinion of The Journal of the
American Medical Association, an
ideal beauty hint: For giving the
face a good color. get one pot of rouge
and one rabbits foot. Bury them two
miles from home and walk out and
back once a day to see that they are
still there"
Rock Island Argus. (Rock Island, Ill.) 1893-1920, 1914-05-21

OF Glasgow is curious On it are an
oak tree with a bell hanging on one
rf its branches, bird at the top of the
tree and a salmon, with n ring in its
mouth, at the base.
st. Kentigern. in the seventh cen
fury. took up his abode on the site OF
the present city of Glasgow. Upon an
oak in the clearing he hung bell tc
summon the savages to worship. hence
the oak and bell.
A queen, haTing formed an attach
ment to a soldier. gave him precious
ring, which the king had given her.
The king. aware of the fact. stole upon
the soldier in sleep. distracted the
ring. threw it into the Clyde and Their
asked the queen for 1t. The queen.
IN alarm, applied to st. Kentigern, who
went TO the Clyde. caught n salmon
With the ring in its mouth. handed it
TO the queen and was thus the means
OF restoring peace TO the royal couple
Parsons Weekly.
Rock Island Argus. (Rock Island, Ill.) 1893-1920, 1914-05-21
CAPITAL Comment
BY CLYDE H. TAvENNER
from the Fourteenth District

upon which the peasantry can support
life. These conditions have led to the
war by Carranza Villa, and the consti-
tutionalists."
There is a gross SANDER current in
the United States that the Mexican
people are unfit for self-government. 1t
is a SANDER because the fact is not
known whether or not they are capa-
BILE of governing themselves. They
have never had the chance, but the
fact that many of them are willingly
laying down their lives on the altar of
cause seems TO argue that govern
ment may be trusted with the plain
people of Mexico. At any rate, it is
not the province of this nation to de-
termine that fact for Mexico. No doubt
the we'll fed people of the world said
the same thing about the American
colonists when they declared war
against Great Britain, and the same
thing was said of the French peasants
when they revolted against the king
OF France
But there is plenty of-reason to be-
heve that any people willing to en-
gage in revolution TO wipe out a gov
ernmental crime against them are ca
pable of governing themselves. Bell
sario Dominguez, Mexican senator,
and a cultured and educated man, had
no doubt of this ability among his peo-
pie. Dominguez made his will. babe
goodbye to his family, then went to
the senate and delivered a speech
which denounced Huerta as a usurper
and voiced the unspoken opinion of the
Mexican senate that the solution of the
home problem was to cast out Hherta
and guarantee free election of pres
ident.
Senator Owen read that speech to
our senate. 1t is one of the most hero
ic utterances ever delivered on this
continent. Dominguez delivered this
address on Sept. % last year. Imme-
diately afterwards he suddenly and
mysteriously disappeared and was re-
ported to have been assassinated. For
adopting resolutions demanding an in
quiry, the Mexican senate was dis
solved by Huerta and the members
thrown into Jail.
Rock Island Argus. (Rock Island, Ill.) 1893-1920, 1914-05-21
The Daily Story
The Green Umbrella-By Clarissa Mackie.
Copyrighted 1914. by Associated

Chester Folsom stood In the doorway
OF his club watching the procession of
dripping umbrellas passing up and
down the sidewalk. The newest mem
/ Der of the Quill and Ink Pot club
! frowned disconsolately as he recollect-
ed that the editor of a popular maya
zine had demanded from him story
of amazing adventure at once.
| Put plenty of punch in it and have
the love element strong-go to it, the
editor had said, and Folsom, who bad
ly needed the forthcoming check, had
been vainly racking his brains for an
| idea.
Its like looking for a needle in a
| haystack seeking an adventure in New
York ON a rainy day." he grumbied,
setting his broad shoulders against the
doorway.
At that instant an idea came.
'I'll follow the first green umbrella
that comes along and see what hap
pens" he muttered, with a return of
his natural enthusiasm. He straight
ened up and looked eagerly up and
down the street. which was one of the
principal crosstown thoroughfares Of
the city.
There it comes,"
Looming like a gigantic mushroom
among a hundred smaller ones came a
large green umbrella. Originally 1t
might have been black, but now, worn
by time and weather, it was most I'M
mistakable green. 1t was a cotton
umbrella upheld by little, dwarfed
old woman whose limp skirts were
held primly above a pair of small rub
Der boots.
Here goesr' said Folsom as he
raised his own umbrella and Joined the
procession
Suddenly the green umbrella swayed
uncertainty and then turned down
Fourth avenue Chester Folsom fol-
lowed close behind.
The rain dipped heavily, and Just
when the little old woman paused to
struggle with closing the umbrella
little gust Of wind tore it out of her
frail grasp, and it went bounding skit-
Rock Island Argus. (Rock Island, Ill.) 1893-1920, 1914-05-21

| IT WENT BOUNDING ALONG THE PAVEMENT
tishly along the pavement, upsettin.
the dignity and risibilities of the pass
ersby.
Chester Folsom closed his own near
umbrella, and with half a dozen nicely
| calculated leaps he succeeded in cap
turing the green monstrosity and, furl
! ing it, went back to its fiustered little
owner, who stood in the doorway of q
bird shop.
Thank you, SIR" she said gently
1T was very heavy"
IF you would not consider it a liber.
ty," said Chester eagerly, 81 should
like to exchange umbrellas with you
Mine is much lighter and He paused
awkwardly, for a quizzical smile broke
the primness of her lips.
And much more valuable" she add
ed. I'm spite of taking advantage of
your gallantry, young man, will ex-
change umbrellas with you, and be-
lieve me, sir. you will find that you
have most interesting bargain
Il am willing to take the risk" said
Chester lightly as he gave his hand
some silk umbrella to the trembling
little hands of the old woman and re-
ceived in exchange the big green cot
ton umbrella, which he now discovered
10 wear a small blue patch on one side.
Z Presently he noticed that in his prog
ress down the avenue there continued
behind him the same steady rhyth-
mical beat of feet, one man walking
heavily, one man stepping lightly, bur
swiftly.
Suddenly Chester whirled about and
faced his pursuers, for such he be
lieved them TO be.
Two men, one a very giant for size
and hulking strength. and the other
small, wirys- alert individual, with n
dark. eager/face, almost fell over him.
''Why are you following me? What
do you want?'' he demanded
at Is nothing" the little man wns
stammering when girlish form darted
from a taxicab at the curb and held
Chester's arm fin tight grip.
Where is she? What have you done
with herr" she demanded Indignantly.
Now, miss. you've spoiled the incest
birof detective work l ever saw" rum.
bled the big man in q disappointed
tone. You forget 1 toh you that If
we undertook this job we wouldn't
stand for any Interference"
Il know itl' half sobbed the girl,
sun clinging desperately to Chester's
arm but when he is right here YOU
can ask him, the big, big villainw She
gave Chester's arm
Vicious little shake as she spoke.
DO YOU mean me?" he gasped.
'Of course 1 dol Where is shef
Rock Island Argus. (Rock Island, Ill.) 1893-1920, 1914-05-21
LET'S GET 1T.

The prompt action OF Rock Island
rs in making an effort 10 bring the
sacob Haisch factory from De Kalb to
this city Is 10 be highly commended.
We have good sites, cheap power and
N abundance OF labor. II should be
70 the advantage OF the Rock Island
Plow company. which handles the
Haisch company's output, 10 have this
branch here. and IL certainly will be
TO the advantage OF the city il it is Sc
cured. This is a going concern with a
standard product. II has been employ
ing 100 men. and II located here and
given proper encouragement might be
made considerably larger.
IL is gratifying to see that pull-to-
gether spirit working again, and the
city's well wishers viii unite in the
hope that Il gets results.
Rock Island Argus. (Rock Island, Ill.) 1893-1920, 1914-05-21
Greek Meets Greek.

A careful mother whose baby had
fallen asleep in his carriage in the park
found in seeking to make him COM
Portable that the sun was shining from
one direction and n cold wind blowing
from another. After careful considera-
ton and numerous turnings she decid-
ed to risk his tightly closed eyes to n
him to the chilly breeze.
As she seated herself a stern voice
spoke.
II don't know who your mistress ia.
it said. but / shall make it my bust
ness to find out and report you to her.
The idea OF your risking this baby's
eyes in that sunshinei l am doctors
wife,
Several times did the careful mother
attempt vainly 10 interrupt and ex-
plain. Then 81 am grateful for your
interest. madam" she said, land 1 hap
pen to be this child's mother. Also /.
too. am a doctors wife and a nurse as
we'll"
As the stern voice moved on she
turned TO another careful mother on
the bench.
81 knew this coat was DID, she said.
"but do look as bad as that:"-New
York Post.
The Arms of Glasgow.
The explanation of the coat of arms