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The star-independent. [volume] (Harrisburg, Pa.) 1904-1917, 1914-10-27
A New Bird Book

The bi-monthly Geological Bulletin OF
the Division of Zoology of the State
Agricultural Department is devoted to
the subject OF "Some PENNSYLVANIA
birds and their economic value. bv DR..
II. A, Surface. Economic ZoologiSt. II
is not so large as the famous bird book
that cost the State $50. 900. but il is
embellished with many photogravure
picture OF birds Of Pennsylvania. thirty
IN number, with interesting descriptions
or their appearance. aaoits, food, etc.
the bulletin, although State publea.
tion, has been copyrighted by DR.. Sur.
face and printed by order Of Secretary
Critehheid. Ii is pamphlet that will
be in great demand
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FARM LANDS FOR SALE

SMALL MISSOURI FARM-s5.oo cash
and S5-0e monthly; no interest or
taxes: highly productive land. Close
70 three big markets. Write for pho
:oSraphS ana full information. Munger.
I. lis. y. Y. Life Bldg. Kansas Civ
80 >''
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MISCELLANEOUS

WANTED-partuer with small amount
Of capital, in a daily market. For
particulars address W. Ii. Ny ERS. 405
Market street.
NoTICE-HaVinS withdrew as a menu
Der Of the McCleaster Paving Co. on
August l, 1914, l am in position TO han
die concrete work in all branches
ROEERT A NcCLEASTEE
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OLD GOLD AND SILVER

HIGHEST CASH PRICES PAID for old
gold. silver, watches and iowelry
JOSEPH u. BRENNER, leweler. ! n.
THRU street.
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NOTICE-My wife. Mrs. Eileen II. Saul,
having left my bed and board with
out just cause. 1 will hereby not pay
any bills contracted by her.
tSigned) MIR. EDWARD SAUL. JR.
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ReQuisitions

Governor Tener to-day honored =
requisition from the Governor of New
Sork for the return to New York City
or Harry Ginsberg, under arrest in
Wilkes Barre, for burglary.
\ requisition was issued on the Gov.
ernor of New York for tine return to
Pittsburgh of George MeCrea for cont
spirsey, whom the police of New York
City picked up.
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FEATHERS RENovATING

WE ARE now renovating feathers.
making pillows and folding feather
at Tenth and Paxton streets
Is. J. CAMPBELL
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Business 0ppsrsunitis. .
BUSINESS CHANCES

AANUFACTURER wants state manag-
ers TO establish office and manage
necessary: you handle own money. Sec
.reiary. ios Fisher Bldg Chicago
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FINANCE
Philadelphia Produce Marks,

Philadelphia, Oct. 27.-Wheat lower;
No. red spot. export t09@11 No. /
northern, Duluth export. l230126.
@S4. .
Oats steady; No. white. 5i054is.
Bran firm; winter. per ton, s24.00@
$3.50; spsing. 23.50@ 24.00.
Refined sugars firm; powdered, $50;
ane sranulated, 5.So; confectioners a,
Butter steady; western creamery. ex-
ira, SO; nearby prints, fancy. SO.
Eggs steady; nearby hrsts. free case,
s9.so; do, current receipts, free case
$3.50 500; western extra. firsts. free
ease, s;6e; western extra, firsts, free
Live poultry steady; fowls. 1915;
Did ROSTERS. flI12: chickens leQ15;
ducks. I5eg Il: seese. 1914.
Dressed poultry lower; fowls. heavy,
l94 20; average receipts, l501S: small,
14@lf1s old roosters. 1879 broiling
chickens. nearby. 1902; western, II
@17.
o.zS: spring straight $3.50 5.60 do
Hay was firm; timothy, No. /, large
1880 ~; No. ?, 17417,5o; No. 3. ta.sag
is: No. l, 16417: No. ?. 14m15.
Potatoes weak: Pennsylvania. per
oushel. 5S@ so; New York. $3.50; Jer-
sey. per basket. S5G45.
Chicago Live Stock Marker
Chicago. Oct. T.-Hogs-Receipts
20. 900; weak. Bulk, 7e0M7.45: liEht,
100 9I.55: mixed. s.05 @7.65; heavy. 5e0
a i.se; rough. 7,O0d 715; pigs. i.s5M
100.
Cattle-Receipts 1000; steady. Beeves,
Sis 1919; steers. 800 $50; stockars
and feeders. 4.s5es 30: cows and heif-
ers. S.3o a S-To; calves. 7.00@lO.75.
Sheep Receipts. $4,000: strong.
sheep, 4.S0 a $50; yesrlings. 5.55@646;
lambs. SEQ q $50.
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Treasury Money

Different railroad companies paid
INTO the State treasury yesterday
S50O,000 in taNes--the South Penn Oil
Company, S1s.2S3.60; Galena Signal
Co, St4,20S; Southwest Pipe Line Co..
sS1.ITs.
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LOST

LoST-Near Front and Cumberland.
Friday, beagle pug. Reward if re-
turned 10 1914 y. Second 81.
LoSr-Between Adams street. SteeIton.
ana Market street. Harrisburg a
back card case containing sz5, a Penn
sFivania mileage book and a small
brooch Liberal reward II returned 10
:. =. COLES. e0i Forster St
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w. J. WENRtCH. $50 Hamilton street.
Furniture, china and piano packing.
shipments looked after AZ botn ends
Also all Kinds OF hauling. Bell phone
Sss1W.
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Lost and Found
FOUND

FOCND-The home OF reliable work for
=, particular people az EGGERTS steam
pEe!nS ana trench Cleaning Works.
l-i5 Market ST. Call either phone, we'll
90 the rest.
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Miscellaneous
FURNITURE PACKING

PACNlNG--A. Fl. SHHENK. 1905 North
Sixth street hrSt class packer OF fur
niture. cnina and bricabrac. Bell phons
s99w
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HELP wANTED-FEMAIE

WANTED-White woman FOR general
housework in family of two: must be
good cook; permanent home 10 COM
petent person. Address Box 10, Pax
tang Pa Bell phone 1s47J5.
WANTED-Steady white girl or woman
Tor general housewcrk. Good wages
and good home. NJ. NJ. RITCHIE, So s
Thirteenth street
WANT ED-At once-Several experienc-
ed saleslsdies for laces. notion and
other departments: must have expert
ence. Apply TO MR.. GREENE, care
Astrich's. main floor. Fourth and Mar
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STORAGE

STORAGE in Sstory brick buildIng,
rear iQS MsTket 81. Household goods
IN clean. private rooms. Reasonable
rates. Apply 10 p. q. DlENEk. Jemelsr,
+sS Market ST.
,-ARRlSBURG STORAGE co. Two
iarse orick warehouses, built ex-
pressiy for storage. Private rooms for
household goods and GneNcelIsd facil-
ities for storing all kinds Of snerchan-
disc. Low storage rates. South ST and
p, r. r
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Wants
HELP wANrED-MALE.

HOW MUCH Is AN HOUR woRTHs
One person gets fifteea oentSs another
person gets fifteen dollars Why this
tremendous differencee Special train
Ing is the answer. MY PRIVATE LES
SONS in Shorthand, TypewSiting. etc.
viii increase your efficiency, Call we'll
talk Il over. MERLE f. HELLER.
Room Sus. Patriot Building.
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wANTED--Experien die cutters on
infants soft sole shoes. Apply Har-
rise0rS Leather Products Co. 1870
WNeth Ave.
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Real Estate
FURNISHED ROOMS AND
BOARDING

FOR RENT - Furnished rooms and
boarding by meal. day or week Ap-
ply 1904 \, second 81. corner Soas and
Sss'ond streets
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REAL ESTATE FOR SALE OR RENT
REAL. EsrATE FOB RENT.

SOME PEOPLE are paying rent when
they could DC living IN their own
house and paving for same in monthly
payment Why not buy BELL. REAL
FN CO, Sergner Building.
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MEN WANTED to get their barbering
done at the McWILI.IANLS BARBER
SHOP. 4Se Market street. next door to
Holman House.
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FOR RENT-All improve

FOR RENTAL improve
mentS-
1914 Catherine, $500
1909 Naudain. $500. .$17.00
so s. Seventeenth, $3.50
Apply Kuhn 4 Hershey,
Is South Third street.
FOR RENT-ss L story frame dwelling
with Improvements. for colored peo-
PIE only. ltSo \. Front 81. Apply s2s
Chestnut $.
FOR REsNT-S- residence. No. 1901
Green ST. corner OF MuenCh. Porch.
closet heater, range possession No
Eemoer Isi: Call Ben phone 504SL.
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REAL ESTATE FOR SALE.

FOR SAIE-Cosl. -four and feed busi-
ness; in good suburban town with
ten-cent fare limit from Harrisburg
Price S-.0ee. BRINTON- PACKER co.
Second and Walnut SIS.
The Hartford republican. (Hartford, Ky.) 18??-1926, 1914-07-31
Speed OF the Street Sonq.

One OF the curious things about the
popular song is the rapidity Of its dis.
semination among the street children
Few OF them can hear 1t at first hand
at the music halls. Yet long before the
latest catchy tune has found its way to
the barrel organs or Sunday newspaper
you will hear It rendered with amazing
accuracy by tiny boys and girls 1t
seems to travel like rumor through an
East Indian bazar.-London Standard.
The Hartford republican. (Hartford, Ky.) 18??-1926, 1914-07-31
How Hadley Propose

The way President Arthur Twining
Hadiey. according TO a Yale legend.
asked his prospective father-in-law for
permission to marry his daughter was
characteristic. At the time this gentle
man. Luzon b. Morris, occupied an an
omalous political position. He had re-
Gently been elected governor Of Con-
necticut, but his claim was disputed.
and the state was in a political turmoil
"Mr. Norris" was the way Mr.. Had
ley approached the subject Of his call.
u hope that lat least-may be per-
mitted toto call yOu-governor."-
Worlds Work.
The Hartford republican. (Hartford, Ky.) 18??-1926, 1914-07-31
FATHER STUMPED THEM.
A Test In Mental Arithmetic That
Worried the Students

They had a schoolboy and schoolgirl
party at Brooklyn mans house the
other night. Father and mother were
permitted to mingle with the young
folks for awhile after the edge of the
first fun had worn off. There were
games that the elder folks knew moth
ing about, and they sat like wallHow.
erS.
Finally a game Of arithmetic was
started by boy who is considered the
best ciphcrer of his class in the higa
school. After several problems had
been given of an odd nature. over
which there We're much laughing and
puZzling, father dared to speak up
Said he:
Boys and girls. they used to give us
this example In mental arithmetic
when ! went TO school. | suppose it
will he easy for you. but it's the best
can suggest to take part in the game"
And he recited this couplet:
If n third OF six were three
What would a fourth of twenty be?
The score of boys and girls present
"'ht ht IT. titlt tlONS.
and they pursed their lips. The use of
pencil and paper was not permitted.
The mathematician had not been
among the first to try an answer. He
was plainly a little perplexed He
asked TO have the problem repeated
and wanted father to reassure him
that it was a mental arithmetic exam.
pie. Finally he. too. gave an answer
But father shook his head.
well. then. papa. for goodness sake
tell us what it can be- said his daugh-
tiers.
1.-The answer is seven and half, and
I'm surprised to see that I'm able to
stump all you high school stars" grin
ned father. Come. mother, we may
as well depart They don't play the
same arithmetic games that we did"
The high school mathematician at
first declared that father was in error.
But next day he admitted that the an
swer was correct and that all had been
York Sun.
The Hartford republican. (Hartford, Ky.) 18??-1926, 1914-07-31
ESKIMO WHALE DANCE.
When Arctic Natives Feast and Pick
Their Lite Mates.

| A very primitive custom OF the ma
tives OF the Berlng ana arctic coasts
of Siberia, a custom that mas come
down from generations OF savage an
/ cestors, Is the annual celebration or
the whale dance. when the Eskimos
select their wives.
When the sun moves sonthward at
the end of the snort summer season
and the ice closes up the northern
seas the whales come down to open
water. Then. IN ceieDratioD or the
seasons catch. the Ice dwelicrs assem-
HE for the whale dance. winch lasts
twenty-one days.
The great dance circle Is prepared.
and In the center the dancers. Dotn
male and female. perform the most
savage of evolutionS and motions To
the accompaniment OF rhythniess
beating of the toutons and weird
chanting. The dance songs tell OF the
prowess OF the hunters ana OF the
history of the tribe The movements
OF the women are surprisingly grace
full. and they mean to show I'D their
dance that. as daughters or great
people. they are possessed OF all the
qualities such women should have.
The men execute pantOmimic scenes or
the hunt and go through All the mo-
tons of the kill. They spear the ice
bear. STAY the walrns and seal ana
finally. with extraordinary contortions.
vanquish the mighty whale.
During the last days of the feast
when the time arrives for the selection
of husbands and wives, the man per
forms his mate dance before the wO-
man he has picked out. In pantomir,"
he promises to provide ner generous. =
with the fruit OF the nunt. both food
and fur. IL she is pleased with MIN
she walks out and dances her accept
ance and shows now she will look
after the iglOo. When they have
danced before each other they are mar.
ried after the custom OF the tribe, AMI
he leads her OF to his walrus hide
lodge
During the dance they feast on
whale. The skin Of the Daleen whale
Is about an inch thick ana looks like
rubber. The solid blubber between It
and the true flesh is usually abont four.
teen inches thick. The black skin and
the blubber. the latter cut to the thick-
ness Of the former. Is called moktuk
and is considered a great delicacy. 1t
is eaten raw and. although It sounds ;
ronrlofuA IN ha ,ir-iI a.
palatable. 1t has a navor something
like that of chestnuts.-YO Youths CON-
panl0n. rsSe. -, W. M
The Hartford republican. (Hartford, Ky.) 18??-1926, 1914-07-31
AN OLD TALE OF TWO CITIES
Travel From New York to Philadelphia
In Stage Wagon Days.

In Stage Wagon Days.
In the New York Gazette or Weekly
Post Boy of May 8, 176s, appeared thi,
notice:
To the Public:
That the Stage Wagons. kept by
John Barnhili. in Elm-Street. in Phila.
delphia, and John Mercereau. at the
New Blazing Star, near New-York, CON
tinues their Stages In two Days, fUiI
Powles. HOOK Ferry, opposite New.
York, to Philadelphia; returns from
Philadelphia to rowles-HOok in two
Days also; they will endeavor to oblige
the Publick by keeping the best Of
Wagons and sober Drivers, and sets
out from Powle-Hook and Philadel-
phia, Oh Mondays and Thursdays,
punctually at Sunrise. and meets at
Prince Town the same Nights. to ex.
change Passengers, and each return
the Day after:
Those who are kind enough to en-
courage the Undertaking. are desired
to cross POwles- Hook Ferry the Even.
ings before. as they must set of early,
The Price for each Passenger is Ten
Shillings to Prince Town. and from
thence to Philadelphia. Ten Shillings
more, Ferriage free: There will be but
two Wagons. but four sets of fresh
Horses. so it will be very safe for any
Person to send Goods. as there are but
two Drivers; they may exchange their
Goods without any Mistake.
Persons may now 90 from New-York
to Philadelphia. and back again in five
Days, and remain In Philadelphia two
Nights and one Day TO do their Bust
ness in: The Publick may be. assured
that this Road is much the Shortest.
than any other to Philadelphia. and
regular Stages will be kept by the
Publick's obliged humble Servants.
JOHN MERCEREAU and
JOHN BARNHILL.
The Hartford republican. (Hartford, Ky.) 18??-1926, 1914-07-31
THREE T0AsTs.
nisnt striees In Fixing the Boundaries
of o., Country

AT ~ dinner party given by Ameri'
rams residing In Paris some years ago
there were proposed sundry toasts con-
rerniDg not so much the past and
present as the expected glories of the
great American nation. In the gen.
eral character OF these toasts geo.
graphical considerations were very
prominent and the principal fact
which seemed to occupy the minds of
the speakers was the unprecedented
bigness Of our country.
Here's to the United States" said
the first speaker. bounded on the
north by British America, on the
south by the gulf of Mexico. on the
east by the Atlantic and on the west
by the Pacific ocean"
But" said the second speaker. this
Is far too limited view of the sub
ject In assigning our boundaries we
must look TO the great and glorious fu-
ture, which is prescribed for us by the
manifest destiny of the Angio-Saxon
race Here's to the United States,
bounded on the north by the north
pole. on the south by the south pole.
on the east by the rising sun and on
the west by the setting SUM-"
Here the third speaker arose. a very
serious gentleman from the far west
"If we are going" said this truly pa
triotic American. ito leave the history
past and present and take our mani
fest destiny into account why restrict
ourselves within the narrow limits as
signed by our fellow countryman who
has just sat down? give you the
United States. bounded on the north
by the aurora bOrealis. on the south by
the procession Of the equinOxes. on
the east by primeval chaos and on the
west by the day Of judgment"-Phii.
adelpbia Press.
The Hartford republican. (Hartford, Ky.) 18??-1926, 1914-07-31
The Price of a Kid.

Cordova is full of fun, says @. Bogue
Luffmann in his Quiet Days In SPAIN"
and In the leisurely pace OF life there
the observer has time to see and appre-
ciate all of It.
In the market one day small boy
with a big apron and II pOlnpOus man.
ner was offering half of "a small Kid to
a woman for a peseta. She objected
that 1t was very tiny. and he fairly
smothered her with: woman! Do you
want half bull for a tenpcnce"
The Hartford republican. (Hartford, Ky.) 18??-1926, 1914-07-31

It might appear at hrst that every
number can be divided ny some mum.
Ser besides Itself and one; but many
numbers cannot and II they cannot
they are known as prime numbers. VI
all the numbers having a value OF less
than 1000, there are 100 that are
prime OF these twenty-six are smaller
than 100. twenty-One appear between
100 and 200. sixteen between 2UO ana
800. sixteen between 3OO and 400.
seventeen between 4OO ana SUI. four-
teen between 5OO ana 6UU. sixteen be-
tween COZ and 7OU. fourteen between
700 and 500. fifteen betweeD SOO and
900 and fourteen between wv ana
1000.
The Hartford republican. (Hartford, Ky.) 18??-1926, 1914-07-31
To Prevent Exaggeration.

There was once n gentleman who,
having killed II man. presented him
self to the editor of newspaper.
IL have come" he said. ito tell you
about painful occurrence at my
house. My brOther-in-law and ! had
an argument. and I stabbed him. and
then, in the excitement of the moment.
cut his throat. Knowing what ex-
aggerated stories are apt to get into
the newspapers. thought | had better
step around and tell you exactly what
did happen. Spectator.
The Hartford republican. (Hartford, Ky.) 18??-1926, 1914-07-31
WORKED HIS WEAK POINTS.
M. Ape Had No Memory. but Lots OF
Curiosity and Cowardice.

NJ. Ape Had No Memory. but Lots Of
Curiosity and Cowardice.
Curiosity and cowardice." said the
one legged veteran. ARE the chief
characteristics of all monkeys and of
most men. ! worked In a zoo after
the war. l was the keeper of the mon
key house. My biggest charge was an
ape the size Of twelve-year-old boy.
and II was through his curiosity and
cowardice that used to manage him.
1--WE exercised this ape In the big
room every day, but when We wanted
him to 60 back to bis cage he'd climb
up to the roof Of the big room. and
.syep with food you couldn't tempt him
down. s.-'--'.
! would 60 to Jack Lover and
take him gently BY the arm and direct
his attention in a quiet, mysterious
manner to the dark passage under the
steam pipes. ---9- ~.<r~~ %.
Lover and I every day uptoed to
the pipes, We pretended to point ont
10 each other some horrible. unknown
creature In the passage. and we'd say:
Look out! There be Is: There he isr
"As we held each others arms and
bent over and peered into the darkness
we'd bear very soon the delicate pat.
~ Of small, active feet. The apes
curiosity had got the better of him.
He crouched beside us. He. too. peer
~ into the dark passage fearfuily.
Then suddenly Lover would shout:
Look out! He's, coming out! He's
coming outr And we'd scamper away
IN the direction of the apes house.
But the ape would be ahead of Us.
He'd rush into his house In perfect
whirlwind Of excitement and terror.
Then-click! We'd snap the door to
on him. and he'd look very foolish.
Every day we fooled the ape In this
way. He was long. you see. on curios-
tty and cOwardice. but very short ON
memory."-ChicagO Herald.
The Hartford republican. (Hartford, Ky.) 18??-1926, 1914-07-31
His Vacation.

A woman had negro cleaning the
yard for her. His wife had been dead
for several years. So his employer
seized a favorable moment and pro.
ceeded to sound him.
John" she said. you're a good
steady man. Lots Of women would be
glad to have you. Why don't you get a
wifeT'
John leaned on his rake ard scratch.
ed his head refectively.
"Well. tell you" he replied. "YOu
know l was married seven years. an
I've got to have rest"-lndianapoli
News.
The Hartford republican. (Hartford, Ky.) 18??-1926, 1914-07-31
Which

Is woman more interesting than man.
or the reverse? Man varies more. he
has more genius in exceptional indi.
viduals. and less Of genius-like insight
In the average person. He completes;
woman endures. He builds externally.
she at home. He fights; she preserves.
Our worthless opinion Is that men are
more interesting than women. but tna {
woman is more interesting than man.-
Harpers Weekly.
The Hartford republican. (Hartford, Ky.) 18??-1926, 1914-07-31
Ice Peaks of New Zealand.

In southern New Zealand the line of
perpetual snow is much lower than il
is in the Alps Of Europe. 1t varies, of
course, in different parts Of the range;
but. generally speaking. mountain
1900 feet in New Zealand carries as
much snow and ice as one OF $4,000
feet in the Swiss Alps. and New Yea
landers point with pride to glaciers
comparable TO the Aletsch and the Mer
de Glace.
The Hartford republican. (Hartford, Ky.) 18??-1926, 1914-07-31
Just to Prove IL.

"You have squandered my entire for
tune"
well, before we were married you
asked me IL would love you as well
II you were poor. and ! said would.
and ] have made you poor to convince
you told the truth."-Houston Post.
The Hartford republican. (Hartford, Ky.) 18??-1926, 1914-07-31
His Kick.

why don't you 60 to the doctor with
that coldT'
Cant afford II"
you buy a pair Of shoes when you
nsed themY
Yes. and that ends the transaction.
The doctor keeps telling me to come
charlottesville Courier-JOurnal.
The Hartford republican. (Hartford, Ky.) 18??-1926, 1914-07-31
Yer caasina MAY.

shs-Oh. sweet hubby, be 80 good
- to make me present OF 100 INA rks.
Howell. II you need them you may
hsvs them. Sbs-Oh. how nice! Now
you need b give me only 800 marks
more for my taiiors btni- FlieseDde
0iattss.
The Hartford republican. (Hartford, Ky.) 18??-1926, 1914-07-31
Natural Objection.

why won't that rich OLD curmudg.
con let his young wife act IN amateur
theatricaisY'
because the last time she took part
everybody raved about the way she
acted merry widow part Baltimore
American. y
The Hartford republican. (Hartford, Ky.) 18??-1926, 1914-07-31
.Hh Cspiua

why do people think he's genius3
Nobody can understand what he's talk.
Ing about
NO. but he can make people believe
that he does. Exchange.
The Hartford republican. (Hartford, Ky.) 18??-1926, 1914-07-31

How to tell the Covers from the
wssds: Pun them up BY the rootA II
ehsy are 6owers that will be the last Of
EN-; II weeds, only the beginning
Chicago Newa
The Hartford republican. (Hartford, Ky.) 18??-1926, 1914-07-31
A cenpremiss.

Fond Hubby .,stsrtins down town.
Whist will II be, lover towers or candy :
winsTweli compromiss. dear You
can send bOth.-Judge.
The Hartford republican. (Hartford, Ky.) 18??-1926, 1914-07-31
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Isn't 1t. strange that with a world
full Of perfect babies there are no
perfect men and women?-woman's
Home Companion.
The Hartford republican. (Hartford, Ky.) 18??-1926, 1914-07-31
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"Some have greatness thrust upon
them"
Il know. They bluuder accidentally
into 6lm."-Kansss CITY Journal. =