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Vilas County news. [volume] (Eagle River, Vilas County, Wis.) 1896-1927, 1914-12-30
Chantilly Canes.

Capes of chantilly, ornamented with
embroidery, are formed in loose sacks,
dark blue, silver and deep red appear
ing in the stitchery. Sometimes the
chantilly is mounted over cape of
black tulle for young girls. They are
Just little sacks with kimono sleeves,
the long fronts turned under and
caught into the belt; this makes a
pretty little addition to a dress.
Vilas County news. [volume] (Eagle River, Vilas County, Wis.) 1896-1927, 1914-12-30
At the First Signs

OF falling hair get Cuticura. 1t
works wonders. Touch spots of dam
druff and itching with Cuticura Oint-
ment, and follow next morning with a
hot shampoo of Cuticura Soap. This
at once arrests falling hair and pro-
notes hair growth. For free sample
each with 32-p. Skin Book, address
post card: Cuticura, Dept. x, Boston
Sold everywhere.-Adv.
Vilas County news. [volume] (Eagle River, Vilas County, Wis.) 1896-1927, 1914-12-30

fastened with a drop of glue, to pre-
vent the support opening too far.
Diagram B illustrates this, a cross
again indicating the tape.
On the front of the card running
down the left hand side and along the
top, some pretty little floral design,
such as suggested in our sketch, can
be painted in water colors, and the
word Menu" can be painted in the
center in color chosen possibly to
match or harmonic with the color of
the blossoms. Sets of, say, half a
dozen of these cards with different
pretty floral designs painted upon
them would make novel feature on
a stall at a bazaar and be sure to
sell we'll
Vilas County news. [volume] (Eagle River, Vilas County, Wis.) 1896-1927, 1914-12-30
The Humble ToiIer-

You must put your shoulder to the
wheel in this campaign" said the
alert manager.
1 understand that" said the OBJ
scure but willing worker. But you
want to let me know when you're
going to change your mind about go
ing ahead. The last time | put my
shoulder to the wheel, the band wagon
suddenly backed up and ran over me-
Vilas County news. [volume] (Eagle River, Vilas County, Wis.) 1896-1927, 1914-12-30
startinu the pax Wronu.

There was gloom on the face of the
farmer.
whats the matter, Elijah?" asked
his nearest neighbor. "Flapjacks given
out over to your house?"
"Worsen that" said Elijah. "You
know, 'twasn't apple year, and wife
says we can't have any more apple
pie for breakfast"
Cant you make out if you have
apple pie noon and night?"
Il can, because I've got to-" said
Elijah, but, 1 tell you, it upsets me,
starting the day wrong like that
Vilas County news. [volume] (Eagle River, Vilas County, Wis.) 1896-1927, 1914-12-30
Distorted veqetarianIsm.

so long as you find the cost of liv-
ing high said the friendly adviser.
why don't you and your husband be-
come vegetarians?"
What do you mean?" asked the
worried-looking woman.
"Why, eat only vegetable prod
ucts."
Couldn't think of it. What I'm try
in to do now is to persuade John to
take to beefsteak and quit tryin' to
live on liquor and tobacco"
Vilas County news. [volume] (Eagle River, Vilas County, Wis.) 1896-1927, 1914-12-30
Nursery Laundry Bag.

A laundry bag for the nursery is
made of cretonne or linen, gay in
color, or with Mother Goose designs.
Two yards of material make COM
Portable big bag. 1t is gathered at
the top on an oblong shaped sewing
hoop. Then sew a pretty ribbon at
the top, attach at either end with a
bow, and it is ready. 1t will prove
an easy thing to hang up in the
child's closet.
Vilas County news. [volume] (Eagle River, Vilas County, Wis.) 1896-1927, 1914-12-30
Those Fish Eancies

DO you mean to support your
friend in his story about catching fish
with his bare hands?"
No. replied Mr.. Whopkins. HE
exaggerates. It's true he took fish
out of the water with his bare hands.
But had to jump overheard and swim
like the deuce in order to catch the
fish and hold it for him"
Vilas County news. [volume] (Eagle River, Vilas County, Wis.) 1896-1927, 1914-12-30
Upset His Theory.

1.-THE heavy explosions Of a battle
always cause rain. 1t rained after
Waterloo, it rained after Fontenoy, it
rained after Marathon"
But Marathon was fought with
spears and arrows, my dear"
There you go. Always throwing
cold water on anything / have to
say"
Vilas County news. [volume] (Eagle River, Vilas County, Wis.) 1896-1927, 1914-12-30
y. Also Works.

Father-My son, worked my way
through college.
'17-Maybe you don't call it work
RI have to wash my rurabout before
7 can take it out every Saturday after
noon-California Pelican.
Vilas County news. [volume] (Eagle River, Vilas County, Wis.) 1896-1927, 1914-12-30
Slams of War.

So many of our busy burghers are
standing in front of the war maps,
arguing and declaiming, that dozens
of safes and pianos are being hoisted
into high buildings with almost no.
body to observe the phenomenon.
And on Broadway a man repaired a
tire to gallery of four boys.-New
York Tribune.
Vilas County news. [volume] (Eagle River, Vilas County, Wis.) 1896-1927, 1914-12-30
AS She Described II.

Alice, an enthusiastic motorist, was
speaking to her friend Maude In re-
lation to the slowness of a certain
young man at proposing.
Charley seems to start easy" she
remarked, land he speeds up well, but
Just at the critical moment he always
skids. Judge.
Vilas County news. [volume] (Eagle River, Vilas County, Wis.) 1896-1927, 1914-12-30
unsettina His Theory.

"The heavy explosions of battle
always cause rain. 1t rained after Wa
terloo; it rained after Fontenoy; it
rained after Marathon"
'tBut Marathon was fought with
spears and arrows, my dear
There you go. Always throwing
cold water on anything / have to say"
Vilas County news. [volume] (Eagle River, Vilas County, Wis.) 1896-1927, 1914-12-30
Metanforphosed.

Guest (departing)-You had better
get a horse to take away the bed in
my room.
Clerk-Why, what can have hap
pened to it?
Guest-Well, during the night il be-
came little buggy.-Judge.
Vilas County news. [volume] (Eagle River, Vilas County, Wis.) 1896-1927, 1914-12-30
Very Ambitious.

so you think of studying law, Ange-
line?"
Yes"
"The world doesn't produce a Portia
every day"
Maybe not. But that doesn't con-
Germ me. 1 don't expect to handle any
loan shark cases. I'm going to spe-
Iialize in corporation law"
Vilas County news. [volume] (Eagle River, Vilas County, Wis.) 1896-1927, 1914-12-30
Readv for Him Both Ways.

Tailor-This bill has been running
for a long time. I'll have to begin
charging you interest.
Owens-It's against my principle 10
nav interest on my bills.
TaiIor-Well, pay the principal
then.
owens-No; it's against my inter-
est to pay the principal.
Vilas County news. [volume] (Eagle River, Vilas County, Wis.) 1896-1927, 1914-12-30
WITH CHANTlLLY LACE
EXQUISITE MODEL FOR a FALL
EVENING GOWN.
every Detail of the Present Mode
Contained in the Accompanying
avorite Black and
White Are the CoIors.

The model illustrated today is typi-
cal of the fall evening gowns. Dainty
and feminine looking, there is very
obvious dignity about it that marks it
Tor the new order of things and en-
hances its charm to degree.
Since black and black and white
Vilas County news. [volume] (Eagle River, Vilas County, Wis.) 1896-1927, 1914-12-30
His Rule.

Why didn't you offer that woman
your seat in the street carr"
Il make it a rule never to offer any
but old people my seat"
Still she wasn't very young"
And l am always careful never to
insinuate by offering my seat that /
consider a woman old"
Vilas County news. [volume] (Eagle River, Vilas County, Wis.) 1896-1927, 1914-12-30
Diminishing Supply.

Gaspard (the landlord)-I've got to
raise your rent, Mr.. Sullivan.
Tenant (sarcastically)-I suppose
the war is to blame.
Certainly. Haven't you
read of the wholesale destruction oil
houses in Belgium and the suburbs OF
Paris-Puck.
Vilas County news. [volume] (Eagle River, Vilas County, Wis.) 1896-1927, 1914-12-30
Sure Thinq.

'T see where some dentist claims he
can tell the age of people, like horses
by looking in their mouths.
"Then he would be a good one TO
deal with the, militant suffragettes-
''Why with them?'
Because they wouldn't show their
teeth"
Vilas County news. [volume] (Eagle River, Vilas County, Wis.) 1896-1927, 1914-12-30
A HOMELESS Case.

you should assert yourself more
said Mr.. Woppit to Mr.. Meekson-
"What's the use" walled Mr.. Meek
son. IF my wife positively refuses 70
take me seriously?
Vilas County news. [volume] (Eagle River, Vilas County, Wis.) 1896-1927, 1914-12-30

into points at both ends, then pass one
end through the ring, fold the ribbon
and sew it together at the edges. 1t
can afterward be sewn in place upon
the side of the bag and the handle
tied on in the manner shown in the
sketch.
Vilas County news. [volume] (Eagle River, Vilas County, Wis.) 1896-1927, 1914-12-30

Delights TO Hear Himself Talk.
=, So YOU think Bulger likes to hear
himself talk?"
Crazy to. Why, it makes him mao
70 think he can't hear himself when
ps talks in his Sleep"
Vilas County news. [volume] (Eagle River, Vilas County, Wis.) 1896-1927, 1914-12-30
Failures as Stepping Stones.

John Wanamaker, in a recent ad-
dress in Philadelphia, urged his audi
ence to persevere.
Every successful man." he said,
has probably had more failures, far
more failures, than the nonentity has
had.
Success, after all, is nothing more
than failure with a new coat of paint"
Vilas County news. [volume] (Eagle River, Vilas County, Wis.) 1896-1927, 1914-12-30
Very Foolish.

You are charged with going
through the pockets of a man who
hired your taxicab."
Guilty, your honor"
A very foolish robbery. Why
weren't you content to get his money
IN the usual manner?"
Vilas County news. [volume] (Eagle River, Vilas County, Wis.) 1896-1927, 1914-12-30
MAKES DAINTY MENU CARD
Design That May Be Colored at Home
Most Appropriate for Simple
Formal Dinner.

Those of our readers who are arts
tically inclined may like to try their
hands at producing some dainty menu
cards of the nature shown in our
Vilas County news. [volume] (Eagle River, Vilas County, Wis.) 1896-1927, 1914-12-30
Sympathy.

believe Mrs. Wasserby would go
70 any length to appear recherche.
Poor thing! 1 used to have
friend who couldn't do anything with
ueF complexion, either"
Vilas County news. [volume] (Eagle River, Vilas County, Wis.) 1896-1927, 1914-12-30
Poor BURGLAR.

"a burglar got into my house about
three o'clock this morning when was
on my way home from the club" said
Jones.
did he get anything?" asked
Brown.
81 should say he did get something"
replied Jones. The poor devil is in
the hospital My wife thought it was
me"-Cincinnati Enquirer.
Vilas County news. [volume] (Eagle River, Vilas County, Wis.) 1896-1927, 1914-12-30

Eyes. He always says Give me a
match, please instead of Lend me a
match. Detroit Free Press.
Vilas County news. [volume] (Eagle River, Vilas County, Wis.) 1896-1927, 1914-12-30

YOUR OWN DRUGGIST WILL TELL You
Try Murine Eye Remedy for Red, Weak, Water
Just Eye comfort. Write for Book of the EYe
BY mail Free. Murine Eye Remec7 Co.. Chicago
Vilas County news. [volume] (Eagle River, Vilas County, Wis.) 1896-1927, 1914-12-30

Few of us get more happiness out OF
selves.
Vilas County news. [volume] (Eagle River, Vilas County, Wis.) 1896-1927, 1914-12-30

sketch. Gilt-edged cards OF various
pale shades of color can be purchased
very inexpensively for this purpose
and they should measure about three
and a half inches by four inches in
size. To the back of the cards a sup
port should be fitted made Of wedge
shaped piece Of white card, hinged on
at the top with a short piece of tape.
Diagram A on the right at the top
of the illustration shows this, the
cross indicating the tape. Between
the support and the back of the card
another short piece of tape should be
Vilas County news. [volume] (Eagle River, Vilas County, Wis.) 1896-1927, 1914-12-30

She-Go on, niggah. doan want
none oh yo lip.
He-It's plainly obvivious, mann, dat
you dOan need none OBJ it.
Vilas County news. [volume] (Eagle River, Vilas County, Wis.) 1896-1927, 1914-12-30
lnnortant to Mothera
Marble to Retain.

Knicker-Jones has remarkable
memory.
Bocker-Wonderful; he remembers
a winter that wasn't just like this.
Vilas County news. [volume] (Eagle River, Vilas County, Wis.) 1896-1927, 1914-12-30
Conscientious.

"He's one of the most conscientious
men know"
Vilas County news. [volume] (Eagle River, Vilas County, Wis.) 1896-1927, 1914-12-30

Many girl is a gem, in spite of
the fact that she refuses to be cut.
Vilas County news. [volume] (Eagle River, Vilas County, Wis.) 1896-1927, 1914-12-30

What will his Satanic majesty do
when the fuel supply is exhausted.
Vilas County news. [volume] (Eagle River, Vilas County, Wis.) 1896-1927, 1914-12-30
Mistress-Why so. Mary?

Cook-The rules of our union don't
allow us to work in a place where
nonunion labor is employed on any
part of the work, mum.
Vilas County news. [volume] (Eagle River, Vilas County, Wis.) 1896-1927, 1914-12-30
The PeeIinn Kind.

Mamma" said little boy, the
place where I got stung last Sunday
down at Uncle Jims is all peeling
off,"
Brother Bruce took a look at the
injury.
That's So he grinned, Il guess
you must have been stung by husk-
ing bee."
Vilas County news. [volume] (Eagle River, Vilas County, Wis.) 1896-1927, 1914-12-30
Union Gard Renuired.

Mistress-Mary, I'll make the pud-
ding myself today.
Cook-If We do, mum, I'll have to
Vilas County news. [volume] (Eagle River, Vilas County, Wis.) 1896-1927, 1914-12-30

WE DIV sell farms, unlmproved lands, business
VIZ ~ properties from owner, any kind. any
where. Write Interstate Realty Co., Durango, Iowa
Vilas County news. [volume] (Eagle River, Vilas County, Wis.) 1896-1927, 1914-12-30

And some women are never happy
unless they are heartbroken.
Vilas County news. [volume] (Eagle River, Vilas County, Wis.) 1896-1927, 1914-12-30

ID n MTC Watson e. Colemans
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Vilas County news. [volume] (Eagle River, Vilas County, Wis.) 1896-1927, 1914-12-30

w. N. u, MILWAUKEE,, NO. 52-1g14.
Arizona republican., 1914-05-31

most eXacting observer who appre- ciates thrills Pathe is responsible fer this film which tells the story of d wealthy man who is robbed by his trusted butler, of q handsome neck lace. The broker offers reward of five thousand dollars for it's return Detective Kelly. an amateur. offers his services and almost Immediately suspects the butler. While shadow ing his man, he enters the crooks hangout and is saved from death at the hands of the desperadoes by way of sewer main. In his second at tempt he secules his prisoner, but the butler is rescued by his confed- crates and placed aboard an express train. Kelly commanGeers an automo- bile and Q thrilling race ensues See ing no chance to effect capture Kelly drives the auto on the track causing q collision between the train and the machine In this way the train is. brought to a stop and the capture effected
 His Comrades Wife" is a sure enough story of love. chivalry and honor with plot worthy of q great CT amount of footase than that given it.
 For the comedy number. the Bio graph sketch split-reel ''-IirAvi2a's Finest and Rings and Robbers" does duty
Arizona republican., 1914-05-31
WHAT IS HAPPENING HERE
 THIS WEEK
THE COLU M BIA

The Columbia theater grows more popular with each day and the new bill is an all around winner.
 The great big feature will be the Broadway Comedy Four, who come here direct from Chicago on their way to play the Western States Vaudeville Association time on the coast. This is standard act all over the country and they are comedy and harmony singers that always please Their repertoire is of the newest and during their engagement at the Columbia they will introduce d number of songs never heard be- fore
 The De Won Sisters are a pair Of Titan haired damsels that are the feature at the Los Angeles Hipo- ing and dancing act and in costumes tasty, and expensive they put over a number of songs that fairly revel in comedy and dance in a highly a-- tistic manner This act will make many friends in Phoenix by it's cIeverness and ability.
 Verga and Dorothy have been ap- pearing with Gus Edwards song Revue" for the past season. They will present their original singing mo- vety Tn Coneordia."
 Another novelty on the bin is St Laurent who juggles upside down on the trapeze. Besides being a clever juggler, St. Laurent does some re- markable stunts of a dare devil na- ture that makes one hold ones breath.
 There will be a Ford Stirling com- eiy introduced next week and the movie" lovers will have a real reel treat Stirling is acknowledged as the highest salaried comedian that works before the camera. The Stirl- ing comedies have made the fortune of many exhibitors and the Columbia should be given credit for showing this expensive reel in conjunction with their big show. Besides one other first run picture there will be the Animated weekly which fills a niche that helps to round out the program. The Columbia Ladies' Or chestra has been receiving many de- served compliments the past two
Arizona republican., 1914-05-31
THE COLISEUM

The Coliseum is making things hum at the old stand. E The good old place is sticking right.close to busi- ness and offering the best vaudeville that can be found anywhere for the money.
 TommorroW night the bill changes again and here is the bunch of head liners that are on the new list. Edith Mellor in popular and classical songs. March and Phillips in a noval piano. logue; the Hughes Sisters in a harp and violin stunt, and the Windy City Trio in comedy singing, talking and dancing
Arizona republican., 1914-05-31
THE AVENUE

The Avenue bill for today and to- morrow carries as a headliner De tective Kelly" a two-reel plot that is strenuous enough to satisfy the
Arizona republican., 1914-05-31
Come to the Matinee to Avoid the Crowd

and domesticated animals of the African jungle play an important part and in which a young Englshwoman and her father are saved from a death-trap of the Kaffirs by the time,y arrival of Knabenshue and his balloon. This is not all of the pro- gram today there being an excellent single reel Crystal drama. entitled The Cabaret Singer" and a laugh producing Joker comedy The Light Weight Champion" A more complete description of the story of Won in the Clouds" is presented elsewhere in this department.
Arizona republican., 1914-05-31
LION THEATER

Lion theater's program today con tains two reel Keystone comedy that was produced strictly to amuse and it does it in every inch of the two thousand feet It is called How Villains Are Made" and Mack Sen net, who produces Keystones, cer- tainly knows how to make villains while you wait, and every villain in a Keystone makes you laugh, for they are so absurb in action and makeup.
 The Sunday program carries two very good dramas, of which 'The De- gree of Justice" is probably the bet ter. It is an American production and is a story of Fraternal life which concerns two brothers, one good and the other bad. There's q splendid moral in this film Sorrow Fades" by the Thanhauser players and will please, as the story is good and well presented. Tomorrow will see a change of program at the LiOn which also announces that on We'd nesday and Thursday "Perils of Gdullne VIII dSdlH Holu tue DOdTuS and that in two weeks the Lion will show the six reel production of Samson" featuring Warren Kerrigan in the title role. Samson" is won derful film play and is creating fay orable comment all over the country.
 THE GARDENS
 The Gardens are as beautiful as ever and much mole comfortable now that the Shriners and their CO., horts have deserted the place. If this lovely resort had needed adVer Using it surely had it last week; but the many people who have been there and gone away satisfied since it's opening are the best advertise ment any place could have
 You don't need a street car or an auto to reach the Gardens, it is within easy walking distance of anywhere and with its splendid picture theater and the out of door amusements, Ferris wheel, dancing, etc, it is a resort for the masses
 THE AVENUE
 The Avenue bill for today and to- morrow carries as a headliner De tective Kelly" two-reel plot that is strenuous enough to satisfy the
Arizona republican., 1914-05-31

is sait to overtop any that the fla nous firm has produced
 It is six reels and is called For Napoleon and France" and deals with the wonderful career of the great Corsican. The realism of these pie lures is remarkable and they have created a sensation throughout this country and EuIope It will be the greatest treat that the Lamara has ever offered to its patrons. and this is the theater that showed Quo Va dis and Savage and Tiger. No lover of the movies can afford to miss this feature. It is in a class all by itself.
Arizona republican., 1914-05-31
6 REELS

give this genuine funny comedian q chance to show some entirely new comedy
 The company is constantly being strengthened and is rapidly becoming big favorite
Arizona republican., 1914-05-31
At the Lion

with exciting incidents and shows the wild beasts in their wilder home even more vividly than the famous Rainey pictures.
 Won in the Clouds" will be at the Gardens on Monday and Tuesday,
Arizona republican., 1914-05-31
TEE LAMARA

The Lamara brings to Phoenix on Monday for four days what is posSi- hly the greatest feature film that has ever been shown here. It is one of the great Kleine- Cine series and
Arizona republican., 1914-05-31
THE REGALE

The Regale presented yesterday and is repeating today what is one of the most thrilling three-reel series of films ever presented upon the screen in Phoenix. Won in the Clouds" a special Universal feature is really six reels of action and sen sation condensed into three featur- ing Herbert Rawlinson and Marie Walcamp, to say nothing of Roy Knabenshue and his dirigibe balloon. There are three reels of airships
 lions. elephants, jungle fights and savages with q charming love theme pervading all. The wonderful Knab- enshue airship. the same one that made flight over Phoenix during fair week three years ago, the $10,000 horse Arabia, the escape from the trap of flames, the attempted sacri- flee to the jungle beasts and the sensational destruction of the Kaffir village by lyddite bombs all combine to make this a masterpiece of sen sationalism. It is a story of South African adventure in which the wild
Arizona republican., 1914-05-31

weeks and Director Wade promises that the program will be better than ever the coming week. There are two shows every night the first at seven and the second at nine. The doors open promptly at seven o'clock.
 RIVERSIDE PARK
 Riverside Park, the very newest thing in the valley bids you vel come It offers no set program for your amusement. You cannot hei. but have good time there, the at mosphere of the place breathes en- joymcnt The biggest swimming pool in the country is there for your especial benefit if you don't want to swim, you will find a splendid dane ing pavilion with exceptionally good music awaiting your patronage. A little further on the open air theater offers an all feature bill to amuse you, you may sit at the edge of the pool, on a bench in shaGy lane, at q table in the pretty dining room or on rustic seat on the little islands and see it all in comfort
 RedeWilrs Regimental band will be there for afternoon and evening con- certs There are swings and see saws for the kiddies, a lighting scheme that is the most beautiful thing that Phoenix has ever seen. You can be with the crowd or you can be as exclusive as you wish. There are forty acres in the place for you to roam a. will and wherever you may be you will find lots to please you
 Riverside Park is the best thing that has happened in years Go and take a look for yourself
Arizona republican., 1914-05-31
THE EM PRESS

The Empress continues to make people forget the warm weather through the efforts of Harry Bar nard and his merry makers. Tomor- row night they will offer "A Night on the Barbaly Coast' and it will