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MODrOe%

Laugh or weep? Which dye prefer
Some solemn folk would probably be
painfully hurt II they were accidentally
forced to laugh. Indeed, there are not
a few folk who find their joy in tears.
Now, while a great number of people
find recreation in discoursing upon their
woes. my business in life is to make peo-
pie laugh. Criticised? OF course, I'm
often criticised. In ancient times-just
as 1 make business of provoking laugh
ter today-there were good, honest people
who made a living by weeping. They
were professional mourners, and, when
r. relatives could not sufficiently express
their lamentation over the demise of
some relative who had died and left them
O bequest. they would hire these venal
retailers of means, groans and tears.
Sobbing souls-like the poor-we have al
ways with us.
According to the sincerely solemn, no
drama outside of the lachrymose and
lugubrious five-aCt tragedy has any place
on the stage. To them the humorous and
froicsome should be permitted to exist
only as a hobby-horse for the foolish and
a baby's rattle for the unwise.
With these morose folks, all that Is
lamentable is lovely. all that is divert
ing is disgusting. To weep is heavens
choicest pleasure; to laugh. an alto
gether absurd and puerile patime.
Admitting that the barrel organ is the
Bayreuth of the many. what the sensi-
BILE playgoer most desires after all is
a good hearty laugh. Life is so hard,
business cares so pressing that we look
10 the theatre for surcease. We go to
:, playhouse which promises hearty
Yas a remedy for the ills that the
Is Pis heir to.
Dis the opinion of others, however.
ID our state here below is so wrethced
# ID miserable that 1t can never be sutti-
8ksentiy lamented And laughter amid so
Rany sorrows, dangers and fears must
De considered as downright insanity! This
Yopinion, indeed, was held by the wisest
of kings: Laughter" said he, ''is mad
ness" It is well that there are but few
wise kings
Laughter, a philosopher informs us, is
the one glorious distinguishing character
istic between man and brute. No less
important parsonage than Paola Mante-
gazZa asserted that laughter-easy, copi-
Gus and frank-indicates a good soul de-
void Of vanity. 1t was, too, an equally
wise person who said that the laughing
man is certainly superior to a tame tom
cat.
The actor who make us laugh deserves
the laurel wreath Of public appreciation.
The play that is merry, quaint and anus
ipg-"easing the dumb pains of self-es-
teem" deserves success. Hene protested
player i'm consequence of his faculty OF
. drawing tears. "A talent" Heine said,
sin common with the meanest onion"
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spends millions every year pursuing.
ITS a waste of time and money too,
in my estimation. While Helen of Troys
fair face may have launched a thousand
ships and burnt the topless towers OF
Ilium,' and Antony may have been won
by Cleopatra, who wants to go down in
history as such? Not the real woman,
for nowadays we pray to stop war not
to start II, and strive to win not men
but fame-or rather to win the con-
sciousness of work well done I'm sure
that's better than any amount Of beauty.
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AT Last-A Defender
of Corpulent Gentlemen

THE fat man has become a Joke.
Funny, whenever 1 make that immortal
remark, Nobody loves a fat man. in
The Round Up people laugh. Makes
me feel bit sad"
"shep Camp" who plays the part OF
slim" Hoover in Robert Campbel!'s pro-
duction Of THE Round Up" which opens
at the Walnut Street Theatre Monday
night sighed profoundly. Mr.. Camp
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NATIONAL FLAG Is =.
" ADOPTED BY ICELAND

COPENHAGEN, Aug. IA band OF
icelandic patriots have designed ma
tional flag which they propose to fly
not only over Iceland but on all YES
sells registered in that country. If
they had been content to make their
flag a strictly local affair, for which
permission had already been granted
by the Danish king, all would have
been well. But the Danish parliament
has now taken up the question of the
marine flag on account OF the activi-
ties of the Icelandic Independence"
party a
: The people Of Denmark are of di-
vided opinion as to Iceland. Some feel
that the Icelanders are acting in a
very ungrateful way In view of past
favors, and others that to give Ice
land its freedom would rid the coun-
try of source Of useless expense.
Iceland's new flag is Of navy blue
field, marked with white cross whose
arms extend to the four sides. and a
cardinal red cross Of half the size set
within the white.
It was not until after the state coun-
ell approved the Icelandic home flag.
following negotiations between the
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NATIONAL GUARD BULLETIN
Roster officers list drill nights stations
nation the National Guard Hawaii Hotel Mile


officers list drill nights stations
nation the National Guard Hawaii Hotel M
E@sa. s--..s q GENERAL STAFF.
! H. w.
Maj Charles W. zeger Maj Winan, Ord Dept
IT. =. T. "at. ri . -
Maj Charles Capt D. Dougherty M
(Breveted LeutColonel(
M.
tBreveted Colonel)
Maj Emil Adv.gen l. Sexton,
THE ADJuTANT. GENERALS OFFICE.
Observation-Disclosures OFFICE
Lieut. W. c. Whitener, u s. A. Inspectorlnstruetor :
Officers school every Monday. p. -n.ez.-s 1880
REGMENTAL FIELD AND STAFF OFFICERS, 1sT INF. $780,
Riley. Mai E. Bal,
Capt LIST w Kanaehoo, -
B. II.
Capt Arthur W. A. p Johnson,
Reginald
Maj Gustave Rose, End w. Perkins O. NJ
z COMPANIES STATIONED AT HoNoLuLu.s-@:-<~~s
Company Capt p osulyan st Lieut. p NJ smoot Thursday
1880 /. i.sEsf s. .a4t#4. @gta Yay
Company B-sapt Super Lieut. Armstrong 2nd
LOwrey Wednesday, 1880 m.
Company Capt NJ Camara Lieut. Medeiros End Lieut.
Company DCapt Lieut. F. w. Wichman End Lieut. G.
af - t schaefer. Wednesday, 7:ae
Rifle practice Kakaaho Sunday. Men will
report at Armoy at a.
Company Capt John Hlo Monday 1880
Company Fist Lieut. Houghtaing End Lieut. Lemon Tuesday,
Company G-capt B. F. Kane LIST l. Kane
- kama. Monday 1880 ks.z.@ q sa.ssg
Company HCapt L. w Rengton Lieut. Tuesday, 1880
81 Ahia End Lieut. E. K. Thursday, 1880
So! s.4S STATIONED ON MAufg749@ .
Company w Kaae, ist Lieut. W. s. Chlngswoh
End R. K. Wilcox.
Company W. Young LIST Lieut.. W. K Kanakni
. ss.s&tEtg ls STATIONED ON HAWAII
Company M1o j. D. ist Lieut. H NJ MDehead and
MEDICAL OFFICERS WITH SANITARY TROOPS
E. D. KIbourne Capt r. L. Morong Capt r. w.
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BY AUTHORITY.
NOTICE.

Territory of Hawaii.-Treasurer &
Office. Honolulu, Oahu.
j In re Dissolution of the Merchants
Association of Honolulu.
Whereas, the Merchants Association
of Honolulu, corporation established
and existing under and by virtue OF
the laws Of the Territory of Hawaii,
has, pursuant to law in such cases
made and provided, duly filed In this
office a petition for the dissolution of
the said corporation, together with a
certificate thereto annexed as requIr-
ed by law.
Now, therefore, notice is hereby
given to any and all persons that have
been or are now interested in any
manner whatsoever in the said cor
poration, that objections to the grant
ing Of the said petition must be filed
in this office on or before II o'clock
noon, October Is, 1914, and that any
person or persons desiring to be heard
thereon must be in attendance at the
office of the undersigned, In the Exc
cutive building, Honolulu, at IL
o'clock noon of said day, to show
cause, If any, why said petition should
not be granted.
(Signed) HENRY C. HAPAI,
Acting Treasurer, Territory of Ha-
wall.
Honolulu. July %. 1914.
5918-July 20, Aug. 5, IL, 10, 26, Sept
2. 9, is, %. 29.
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BY AUTHORITY.

TERRITORY OF HAWAII. TREAS.
urer's Office, Honolulu, Oahu. In re
Dissolution of the Island Curio Com.
pany, Limited. ......
Whereas, the Island Curio Compa-
ny, Limited, corporation established
and existing under and by virtue of
the laws of the Territory of Hawaii,
has pursuant to law in such cases
made and provided, duly filed in this
office, a petition for the dissolution
of the said corporation, together with
a certificate thereto annexed as re-
CURED by law. r.. ..- .....
Now, therefore, notice is hereby
given to any and ali persons that have
been or are now interested in any
manner whatsoever in the said cor.
poration, that objections to the grant.
ing of the said petition must be filed
in this office on or before IL o'clock
noon, September IA, 1914, and that
any person or persons desiring to be
heard thereon must be in attendance
at the office Of the undersigned, in
the Executive Building. Honolulu, at
u o'clock noon of said day, to show
cause, If any, why said petition should
not be granted. SIR
HENRY C. HAPAI,
Acting Treasurer, Territory Of Hawaii.
Honolulu, July 8, 1914.
.5900-July 8. Is, %, 80; Aug. 5, II, 1926
Sept. 2.
TERIToRE o HAWAII. KEENA
Puuku, Honolulu. Oahu.
Ma ka hama o; ka hoopau ana ka
Hui Island Curio Company, Limited,
No ka mea, o ka Hui Island Curio
Company, Limited, he hui kukuluia a
i hoohanaia malalo ma kanawai o
ke Territore Hawaii, a kulike al
me ka manao Ike kanawai e pill ana
| ma mea o keia ano, ua waihoia mai
la ma keia keena, he palapala moi nc
ka hoopau ana ka hui / oleloia,
pakui pu Ia ma kekahi palapala
hoopili pu ia like me la kauoha Ia
g ke. kanawai.
A nolaila, ke haawi la aku mel he
hoolaha / ma poe apau he kuleana ko
lakou ma ma ano apau iloko o ka hui
/ olelo Ia, ina he mau kumu kue
kekahi no ka ae ana aku | ka palapala
moi oleloia waiho koke mai ma
keia keena ma a mamua ae ka bora
IL awakea, Sepatemba IA, 1914, o
ma poe apau makemake ana hoo
lobe, he mea pono akoakoa mai ma
Ike keena ka mea mona ka inoa
malalo tho, ma ka Hale Mana Hooko,
Honolulu. ma ka bora IL awakea o
ka la oleloia no ka hoike ana mai |
ma kumu, ina he kumu kekahi, D ae
ole ia aku al ia .palapala moi mel.
HENRY C. HAPAI,
Hope Puuku, Teritore Hawaii.
Honolulu, Iulai 8, 1914.
590O-July 8, Is, %. %, Aug 5, IL, 10, rs
Sept. 2.
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the Individual correspondence course
finish it. Studying in a group, with
laboratory work and leader, seems to
stimulate the interest and add q social
feature which lead the members of the
group to follow the work conscien-
tiously and complete it. Experiments
with free correspondence courses show
that while many individuals gain adj
vantage from them,. many others, be-
cause the material is furnished free, do
not feel the same obligation to COM
plete them as they do when they pay
substantial sum of money for the in
struction. ~. .... y.sz
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tBy Latest Mail

WASHINGTON, D. CA plan
whereby ten or more farmers or farm
women can form home classes in agri-
culture or domestic science and receive
the textbooks, lectures, lantern slides,
laboratory and cooking equipment
necessary to conduct them has been
devised by the U. 8. Department Of
Agriculture in cooperation with agri-
cultural colleges of certain states.
The object of the plan is to make
accessible at home, to men and women
who have not the. time or means to
attend the regular courses at the col
leges, practical short courses in agri-
culture and home management special
ly adapted to their districts, These
courses, which will consist of Is to 20
lectures, and will consume FIVE or more
weeks, can be arranged to suit the
spare time and convenience of each
group of people.
The courses to be offered at first are
poultry raising, fruit growing, soils,
cheese manufacturing, dairying, butter
making and farm bookkeeping; and
for the women especially, courses in
tue preparations, COOhlnS anu use VI
vegetable and cereal foods. The de-
partment will supply lectures and Ian
tern slides covering these subjects,
and the states. which have agreed to
cooperate in the plan will lend to each
group laboratory and cooking appara-
tus valued at 800 and a reference IL
brary. The textbooks and lectures will
be made so complete that each group
can safely appoint one of its members
as study leader to direct the work of
the course.
When a group has decided to take
up the work the state which cooperates
sends an agent with the department IS
representative to organize sample
class and assist the leader whom they
elect in laying out the work and in
showing him the best methods of pro-
cedure. The classes commonly are
held from $500 to 1900 in the morn.
ing and from loo to 400 in the after.
noon, two or three days each week. The
sessions are not held every day, so that
the members will have time to attend
to their farm duties in between the
sessions, as well as before and after
the instruction period. The classes
meet commonly at the most convenient
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DEPARTMENT Of AGR|CULIUREW Will
HAVECLASSESINDOMESTIC SCIENCE

farmhouse. During the morning hours
text book work is done. In the after
noon laboratory work is conducted,
and the women who have elected to
take the domestic science courses have
practical lessons in cooking.
As soon as class is established, the
state organizer withdraws to start a
class in some other district The work
thereafter is left in charge of the lead
en- who receives assistance by mail
from the college or the department in
carrying on the work. l.: .-3
As there is no regularly paid instrue-
tor, classes can be carried on all over
the state as rapidly as the college or
ganizer can visit the groups, and as
quickly as the laboratory sets supplied
by the college become available. The
local leader will preside during the
reading of the lectures and references,
for which full texts and lantern slides
are supplied by the department. He
will also be responsible for the labora-
tory equipment. Every one who com.
pletes the course will receive. certi-
ficate from the state college. = -.
Not all of the states have yet
agreed to cooperate in this plan. Last
winter experiments along these lines
were carried out successfully in Penn
syivania, and this has stimulated an
interest in the method in other states.
In one of the Pennsylvanfa classes
more men applied than could be accom-
modated, and all of the 20 men and Ia
women who began the course complete
ed it. Pennsylvania. is. now, arranging
for more classes, while Massachusetts,,
Michigan, Vermont and Florida expect
to take up the. work. Other states
such as Maine, New York, New Jersey
and Delaware have signifed their VIII
ingness to cooperate. : - }f .,s%ass,.
Ordinarily college in a state .Hsu-
ally applies to the department seeking
its cooperation, when sufficient inter
est has been shown in the plan in sew
eral communities where ten or more
people have sought the instruction.
For financial reasons, certain colleges
are not so able to engage in the work
as are others. ......" -. Hi.
The advantage claimed for the new
home courses with local leaders and
laboratory equipment over the ordin-
airy correspondence courses is that only
a small percentage of those who take
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Icelandic minister and the Danish
prime minister. that the agitation was
taken up by the patriots for its use
as q commercial and marine emblem.
The Icelanders cannot have their new
colors recognized by foreign powers
as national flag without the consent
Of the Danish parliament.
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CITY CLOTHES CLEANERS. :
Are prepared to handle your work
Nuuanu at Vineyard. Phone 5042.
5922-3m p
HOTEL TAXI STAND.
PHONE 400, BUICK CARS, TAXI
RATES; SERVICE DAY AND
NIGHT. JOHN VIERRA, MANUEL
COSTA AND NJ r. GONSALVES,
s.-.. 5909-3m
MILLINERY.
ner Bethel. Phone 2136.
5922-tt :-
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DEuTscHE kIRcHlE.

Anlaesslich des Urlaubes des HERR
Pastor Engelhardt wird die Deutsch
Eyange1isch- Lutherische Kirche vor
Montag den II August bin Montag der
IA September inclusive geschlossen.
DER VORSTAND.
5934-Aug. IL. 10.
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O. ~ a~ ...ot CLASSIFIED BUSINESS
DIRE IT OR Y
REFERENCE FOR BUSY PEOPLE r2.~..-~
'RENCE FOR BUSY PEOPLE

AUTOMOBILE. -. .'....'<. -
Frank Baker, now located at Oahu
Auto Stand. Phone 384S.
T.. ....- 5892-2m 3d..
AUTOS. ....
The best cars in Honolulu; trips ar.
ranged. Call 1899 or 3848. ...-. ..
".e. 5910-1m
e. VERANo-PHoNE 1904.
1049 Beretania st. First-class rooms
and board, reasonable rates; cot
tages in course of construction. Hen
ry G. Bedford, manager.
4. 5927-1m
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It stands to reason that if person wants
something and then reads an ad, which tells
just where to get the object desired, sale will
be made.
And Vice Versa
If person has something of value to sell
there certainly must be some one who wants
that very thing.
Consequently
Since both classes recognize the daily news
paper as the most widely circulated -and read
medium for making public the desires of peo-
ple-whether it be to buy or sell, the person
with ordinary horse sense will
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=. w. HUSTACE
-. Motorcycle and Auto Repairing. 42i
Queen st. Telephone 1893.
5903tf
GARAGE q MACHINE SHOP.
For machine work call at the Pala'
ma Garage and Machine Works
King, near Liliha.
5919-1m
EXCELSIOR CLOTHES CLEANERS
Clothes called for and delivered;
shoes dyed by our secret method
phone 4742. Chaplain at Fort.
" g.. ~. 5845-1yr
TAXI. . -.'
Tony Tayares, Bethel street stand
Phone 1904. 49,
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President P0incare Of France was
welcomed by King Gustave at Stock.
holm.
In q special election at Dobbs Ferry,
N.eY.5othree propositions involving an
expenditure OF $4,000 for village i'm.
proysments we're defeated despite an
ardent campaign by women.
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Thomas H. Ball, prohibition candi-
date. for the Democratic nomination for
governor Of Texas, who was endorsed
byss Eesident Wilson, Secretary Bry-
an epd acknowledgement Burleson,
was defeated in the primaries. :.
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R00M AND BOARD
FAMILY HOTEL

The Cassidy, only home hotel, Wal
kiki Beach, consists of individual
cottages and single rooms. Cuisine
excellent, 1000 #. promenade pier
at the end of which is splendid
bathing pool and beautiful view.
zoos Kalia road. Tel 2S79 Terms
reasonable. 5367-tf
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LOST

White bulldog. black spot on mouth.
tail and ears clipped. Finder phone
1858. or report detective department.
Reward. 5935-6t
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cen
Wanted
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FOR SALE

The Transo envelope, tIme-saving In
vention. No addressing necessary
In sending out bills or receipts. Ho-
nolulu Star-Bulletin Co., Ltd, sole
agents for patentee. II
Putnam patriot., 1914-04-10
Positive Proof
Should Convince the Greatest
 Skeptic in Putnam

Because it's the evidence of Put nam citizen.
 Testimony easily investigated.
 The strongest indorsement of merit.
 The best proof. Read it.
 Mrs. George Rogers, 5l Walnut street, Putnam, Conn.,, says: "My kid news were in bad shape for long time, and although I tried many remedies 1 did not find relief. There was a con stant ache across the small of my back and was hardly able to do my house. work. If was on my feet for any length of time, sharp twinges darted through my body. l had but little energy and1 mornings when arose l felt tired. A friend advised me to try Doan's Kidney Pills and did. Three boxes restored me to good health. 1 willingly confirm the endorsement l gave in favor of Doan's Kidney Pills some years ago.
 For sale by all dealers. Price 50 cents. ster-Milburn Co.,, Buffalo New York, sole agents for the United States.
 Remember the name-Doan' sand take DO other.
Putnam patriot., 1914-04-10

masterful quality in his declaration. which seemed to ignore her negation
 "i don't" she repeated bitterly.
 Look me in the face and say that"
 There was a silence that seemed ieHg. though it was measured in the who had planned so long for this hour. gathered her forces and spoke valiant ly. Her voice was low, but without any weakness of doubt
 ''l do not love you"
 Just the same you are my wife, and I'm going to keep you and make you love me.
 She's a crookr' Burke said.
 .'I don't care what you've beenF' Dick exclaimed. From now on you'll go straight You'll walk the straight est line woman ever walked. You'll put all thoughts of vengeance out of your heart because I'll fill 1t with something bigger-I'm going to make you love me"
 Burke spoke again:
 'l tell you she's crook
 Mary moved little. and then turned her face toward Glider.
 And. if 1 am. who made me onef You can't send girl to prison and have her come out anything else"
 Burke swung himself around in movement of complete disgust.
 She didn't get her time for good be hayior"
 And Pm proud of itr' came her in stant retort. Do you know what goes on there behind those stone wallsf Do you, Mir. District Attorney. whose business it is to send girls there? Do you know what girl is expected to do to get time off for good behaviour If you don't. ask the keepers.
 ''I served every minute of my time every minute of it, three full. whole years. Do you wonder that l want to get even. that some one has got to pay? Four years ago. you took away my name-and gave me number Now. I've given up the number-ano I've got your name"
Putnam patriot., 1914-04-10
CHAPTER XII. Aftermath of Tragedy.

THE Gilders. both father and
 son. endured much suffering
 throughout the night and day
 that followed the scene in Mary Turner's apartment. when she had made known the accomplishment or her revenge on the older man by her -ensnaring of the younger.
 Dick had followed the others out Of her presence at her command, empha- sized by her leaving him alone when he would have pleaded further with her. Since then he had striven to oo tain another interview with his bride but she had refused him. He was de nied admission to the apartment Only the maid answered the ringing or the telephone, and his notes were seeming ay unheeded.
 Distraught by this violent interJec- ton of torment into life that hither- to had known no important suffering, Dick Glider showed what mettle or man lay beneath his debonafr appear -ance. And that mettle was Of Kind worth while He did not for an Tn -stant believe that she was guilty or the crime wish which she had been org finally charged and for which she nao