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The Washington times., 1914-01-13
His History In Scrap BoO,;.

But I have a scrap book which tells
more Of my history ,iIan | car recall
lust at present. Wait 4 minute nero
We are and possessed myself ot
the book and looked u ~ hearts con
tent. Here was a clipping telling or
his Shepherd statue, one Of how lie
took the death mask OF Clara Barton.
of Robley u. Evans. .Lnd Of Chief IIOl-
low Horn Bear. Pages of art notes led
The Washington times., 1914-01-13
At Homes

Mrs. 4. Barns HOoe and Miss Medors
IIooe VIII be at home Wednesday after
noon at their residence. 1920 Avenue OF
H." Presidents.
Mrs. Marshall, vie of the Vice Presi.
dent. will not receive Wednesday after
noon. but will be at home the next Wed,
nesday.
Mrs. Bryan, wife of the Secretary OF
State, will receive tomorrow. as will the
other Cabinet hostesses at their respec-
tive homes.
Mrs. Robert Z. Peary and Miss Peary
wir be at home Thursday at their resi-
Gence. 1S9O Belmont road.
-
Mrs. George White, OF 222i r street
" i'll receive Friday, January 1G, and the
fridays in February.
Mrs. Peter Henry Hill and the Misses
Hill will be at home at their residence
2Sl6 Connecticut avenue, Wednesdays in
January.
Mrs John w. Davis will be at home
on Wednesdays.
Mrs James r. Mann and Mrs. Ira
SOpley VIII ISCSiNS 'OuaS al hIS. Cop
Ieys home in r street
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Mrs. Richard Cooke Tilghman and
Miss Jones will be at home the last two
Wednesdays, January p and 2S, at the
KaloTama.
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Mrs Otis Judd Eddy will receive in.
formally Wednesdays during Jhe season
at the Parker, 1901 Park road.
Mrs. Il. ID. Donaldson and Mrs. Carlos
c. Houghton will be at home Wednes.
DAYS. January a and p, at 1916 Six
teenth street.
The Washington times., 1914-01-13

ton Alliance of Jewish Women will Re
hCld Tuesday at 2:30 p. m. in the vest y
rooms of the Eighth Street Temple. The
following program will be given: Julius
Kahn win address the meeting; Mrs.
Alex Wolf will discuss current topics.
\ vocal solo VIII be given by Miss
Louise RochOn, and a plano solo by
Miss Margaret w. Wright. A social
hour will conclude the afternoon.
Mrs. Simon Kann entertaiDed the Fri
day Afternoon Bridge Club At her home
in Belmont road. Two tables were de-
voted to the game, and during the
afternoon tea was served. The guests
were Mrs. 5 dney G. Kaufman, Mrs. Abe
Sigmund. Mrs. Sol Minister, Mrs. Ru-
dOlph Behrcnd, Mrs. l. Nordlinger. Mrs.
Gus NOTdlinger, Mrs. Sol Meyer, and
Mrs. Samuel Steinbcrger
Miss Aimee Cohen, OF New York, VINO
has been spending the last two weeks
as the guest Of Miss Eleanor Eelinger,
Of Columbia road is now the guest of
Mrs. Joe Goldenberg, Of the Airy View.
The Washington times., 1914-01-13
W. C. T. U. POstpones
Naming Of Treasurer

When two ballots for the election of a
treasurer failed to bring about a choice
at the convention of the Women 5
Christian Temperance Union. held in the
United Brethren Church. at North CapI-
tol and r streets. on Monday, the Sc
ton of that official was postponed
for several months.
Mrs. T. z. Kramer. Mrs. NJ. c. BEN
nett and Mrs. Helen Groo were the
three leading candidates. Mrs. T. r.
Moore vas chosen yice president to fill
the vacancy caused b. the death of
Mrs. Jennie w. Robinson. Mrs. Emma
Sanford Shelton presided \ collection
OF S16O was taken, which will be used
to assist tie passage Of prohibition
amendment TO the Constitutions.
The Rev. Charles J.. I'uItz, Mrs. Jane.
Richards. Mrs. {. +. Emig Mrs. Mary
l.. Brown. and Mrs. W. II. Howard
nG de addresses.
The Washington times., 1914-01-13
For The Times Children
Just Before It's Bedtime
Mr.. Fox and the Greedy Dog.

i. >THERE is no use trying to get
into the barnsa-d under the
hill" said Mr.. Fox to him
The Washington times., 1914-01-13

I"HE1f1INb - HO USE NShlS " SSh
- into the BARNARD under the
hill" said Mr.. Fox to him
self one day, that dog is al
ways sleeping with one oye open, and
he is always eating, toe. 1 never saw
such greedy fellow.
81 wish had his good luck: ali he has
70 do is to sleep in a nice warm house.
and I do not see why he doesn't sleep
with both eyes, and have all his meals
brought to him.
"It isn't fair: here am I who have to
work for all 1 get and run the risk Of
losing my life, too, and l hardly get
enough food to keep the wolf from the
door, while Mr.. Dog Is fat and happy.
why don't he mind his own house
and let the henhouse and barnyard take
care of itself, then 1 should be well
fed and he would lose nothing by it
He is selfish and greedy, that is all 1
have to say about him." and Mr.. Fox
settled down for nap in his hole.
But be didn't sleep long. He thought
of something, and up he jumped and
looked out of his doorway.
No, it was not quite dark enough, but
ha would wait. The plan he had
thought of was worth trying, even II il
did not work to suit him.
Just as soon as it was quite dark Mr..
i On lGIL HIS iOlS AeliA last sAo HG
could In the opposite direction from
where Mr.. Dog lived. He was gone
long time, and when he came back he
had very large piece of meat; in fact.
all he could carry.
whole. of it to try my scheme with.
said Mr. Fox as be cut OF a good-siZed'
piece and put the. rest IN his pantry
Now, III don't get a fat duck or tur-
key for my breakfast 1 shall have
some meat, and that will help some.
he said.
Mr.. Fox took the piece he had cut of
and started down the hill toward the
farm where Mr.. Dog lived.
He had to be very careful. for the
moon was just showing his face, and
Mr. Fox made a shadow as he went
along, but he was careful, and reached
the barnyard without being seen-
Close beside the henhOuSe Mr.. Fox saw
the cage trap that had been put there
for him.
'.If Mr.. Dog does not warn the farmer
soon enough they think they will catch
me in that, do they" said Mr. Fox.
They want to catch me alive. I sup
pose; we will see who laughs this time.
: Very, very softly he crept close TO
the wire cage and threw in the piece of
meat: then he crept away and waited
a minute to make sure all was still.
There was not a sound to De heard.
Then Mr.. Fox went behind the dog
house and hit it with his paw, and out
came Mr.. Dog with-a bound and bark.
Eie shifted the air, and then he went to-
wards the henhouse, barking all the
The Washington times., 1914-01-13


sIr ana MIS-. :, ScRcrmeThvr Of
hcnectady, y. Y, are spending some
me at the Hotel I'Uwhatan.
=.
The military attache Of the French
ubassy, Capt. Count dc BeItier, ac-
DIBpanied by Countess de Bertier and
reir small son. arrived At the Shore
an Monday night from New York.
0untess de Bertier and the boy landed
this country on Saturday and were
ct by Capt de Bertier
Dr. Everett N Ellison, after an alb
euce Of more than six months in New
Ork has returned to Washington.
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Senator and Mrs. J. II. Bankhead. Of
4 labama, have arrived in Washington
or the season and have taken apart
uents at the New Willard.
Baron Z de NageH, Of PekinE. is
egistered at the Hotel POwhatan dur
ng his stay in the City.
Mr.. and Mrs. Isaac Cans will depart
day for Richmond. Va, to attend the
nd Miss Lucille Stern, which will take
lace Wednesday, at the Hote! jefferson,
richmond, Va.
The music section. OF The Twentieth
. injury Club. under the leadership of
5rs. Stockton Voorhees,, and with Miss
Iaude SewaH as instructor, viii me..
|ednesday afternoon at ; o'clock at the
ONE. Of Mrs /. @. y. Pierce, AS La
lont street The subject Under consid-
ration vii be the program for the next
Symphony concert.
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The monthly meeting Of the Washing
The Washington times., 1914-01-13
New Philippine Nuts.

PHI nuts from the Philippine Islands
were recently introduced i'm the markets
Of the United States. They are trian-
gular in shape and contain a small ker-
no! &C. line hav,r. one shipment OF SO
r'ps * reported from Manila 10 New
- ~ i-.-'~ "ri1'i"s OF tbaSe
nuts are being shipped--Ganarium ova-
IUum and t,anarIUu luzrnIcum. They
grow abundantly in the Philippines,
but the trees are very much scattered
The Washington times., 1914-01-13
Strange.

Tomorrow. "The Spotted Mouse.
The Washington times., 1914-01-13

Grand country You have here, shep-
herd"
''Oh. aye It's no sac bad: but ye
nae tae walk ten mile for a draDple O.
EhUsky."
well. wh- not get a barrel and keep
Il by you?
Mon. mon, it will ma keep,'-Tatler
The Salt Lake tribune. [volume] (Salt Lake City, Utah) 1890-current, 1914-03-28
THIRD FLOOR. MONDAY. MARCH 80,
1914. FROM 1 TO p. M.
Mrs. Della Daynes Hills, soloist.
h6n6nn11n,a snk

SECOND FLOOR. MONDAY MARCH
80. 1914, FROM 2 TO p. M.
Mrs Della Daynes Hills, soloist.
Prof. j. j. Mcclellan, accompanist.
l. Edison Disc aph-Ma Lady
Won BruDt and chorus.
9 Player piaDo-William Tell Overture
3. Edison Disc onogTaph-Crimson
Bushes.
Brass and stflnE orchestra.
A. Vocal solo-Ecstasy .Rummel
Mrs. Della Daynes Hills.
s. Edison Disc Phonograph-The Sky
lark -e.s....s..'... 1a~
6. Player plano-DiXie ,.,., Blind Boone
Z. Vocal solo-ODe Fine Day. Madam
Butterfly ....,.--.......... Puccini
Mrs Della Daynes Hills,
The Salt Lake tribune. [volume] (Salt Lake City, Utah) 1890-current, 1914-03-28

MAIN FLOOR, SATURDAY, MARCH %,
1914, FROM TO p. M.
John T. Hand, soloist.
Prof. j. J. Mcclellan, accompanist.
i. Victrola-For You Alone (O'ReiIly-
GeehD .. -........-..Ca Caruso
Q. Player-piano ..-........,..... -.
3. Victrola-April (TostD -. -Tetrazzini
4, Vocal solo. Lift Thine Eyes ..Loran
John T. Hand
S. Victrola-Lucia di Lammermoor,
sextette (DoniSettD ...........
Tetrazzlni. Caruso. Amato. Journct.
Jacoby and Bada.
6, Player-piano ........ ...........
z. Vocal solo. aria, Flower Song
From Carmen ....s,s..... Bizet
John 7, Hand
The Salt Lake tribune. [volume] (Salt Lake City, Utah) 1890-current, 1914-03-28

BASEMENT, SATURDAY, MARCH 2s,
1914, FROM TO p. M
John T. Hand. soloist.
l. Victrola-The Rosary (Ncvin) :.
,.,..... .......... Schuma nn-H -Heink
.. Player -piano-Poka de Concert
..,... ....,.s,......, ...,. Bartlett
3 yictrola-Good-B Bye (TostD -. Caruso
A. Vocal solo. Until ,..,...... Sa anderson
John II. Hand
o. Victrola-Nladame Butterfly Puc-
cinD ..,....,.. Farrar and Caruso
g. Player r-piano-American Fantasie
...ss. ,,.,-,,...>.., Victor Herbert
Z. Vocal solo, Preis Lied From Die
Meisterslnger ..s..s,,....,s Wagner
John T. Hand
The Salt Lake tribune. [volume] (Salt Lake City, Utah) 1890-current, 1914-03-28
AnniU ersary
Prices ON
Wornen's and
Childrens'
Hosiery

Women's silk hose
full fashioned,
high spliced heel
and double sole; in
black, white, pink,
sky blue, navy,
taupe, slate, laven-
der, tan and bronze;
special, soc.
Children's vege-
table silk hose IN
black, white and
tan; special, 35c; 8
pairs for $1.00.
Infants SILK nose
in white, pink, sky
blue, tan and black /;
special, SOC.
Children's plain
and fancy sox, in
all styles and col
ors; special, Csc.
The Madison journal. (Tallulah, Madison Parish, La.) 1888-current, 1914-11-07
fine RASH ON BABY'S BODY

1341 Parkwood Pl., N. W., Washing
ton, D. C.-"When my babe was about
two weeks old noticed scurf on her
scalp which gradually grew worse. 1t
started with a fine rash over head and
body and made her very restless at
night. The rash left the thick scurf
on her head We used -, -,
and other remedies recommended by
friends, but nothing seemed to do any
good.
This continued until she was three
months old and by that time 1t formed
sort of crust, so that her scalp never
looked clean. Nothing helped until
we used the Cuticura Soap to battle
her and Cuticura Ointment to anoint
her. They acted like magic, clearing
the scalp entirely. The trouble dis
appeared" (SignedD Mrs. H. l. An.
derson, Mar 20, 1914.
Cuticura Soap and Ointment sold
throughout the world. Sample Of each
free, with 32-p. Skin Book Address post
card "Cuticura. Dept. L. Boston. ADJ
The Madison journal. (Tallulah, Madison Parish, La.) 1888-current, 1914-11-07
SHORT AND SIMPLE G00D-BYS
German Farmers Farewell to Only
Son and to His Horss Was That
Of Patriot.

Going to war in the case OF at least
one OF the belligerents was very
simple thing. And here is the proof
Of 1t compactly presented by Fritz
Muller: CATER Breitenmoser had one
son and one Horse. Yesterday they
came and took away his son for the
war. The good-bys were said at the
gate. They were confoundediy short
good-bys. CATER Breitenmoser wasted
no words. He clapped his son on
the shoulder. Do your duty he
said-no more. And his son was
even a trifle shorter about it. He
said nothing at all. He simply looked
at his father. But what look! And
then he swung off at trot and was
gone.
THAT was yesterday. Today they
came and fetched away CATER Bret
tenmoser's horse-for the war. The
parting again was at the gate. And
It was confoundedly short. CATER
Breitenmoser wasted no words. He
clapped his horse on the shoulder
DO your duty said he-no more
And the horse was a trifle shorter
about it still. He merely looked al
CATER Breitenmoser. And then he
swung off at trot and was gone
New York Evening Post.
The Madison journal. (Tallulah, Madison Parish, La.) 1888-current, 1914-11-07
Take the Blood Out and Wash II.

Drs. v. A. Urevitch and N. X.
Rosenberg have discovered a way to
take the blood out Of the body, wash
1t and put 1t back again. In the
Roussky Vraitch the describe their ex-
periments upon animals. The idea.
Of course, Is to rid the blood Of poi.
sonous substances. They found they
could remove half the blood, prevent
its coagulation by adding sodium cit
rate, wash 1t with salt solution and
return the purified red corpuscles into
the circulation. 1t was not necessary
to return the white corpuscles.
The New York Medical Journal re-
marks that this, taken together with
the transportation Of organs and the
growth OF tissues outside the body,
forms an entirely new chapter in
experimental medicine. Who can tell
what the future has in store for u.s."
The Madison journal. (Tallulah, Madison Parish, La.) 1888-current, 1914-11-07
The Garden Of Dumas.

Alexander Dumas. the younger, had
a garden at his city residence that he
had planned and made himself, and
that he was very proud Of His
friends used to say that the garden
was no larger than a pocket handker-
chief. 1t was indeed a very small
one.
One day Dumas invited his distin-
guished father to visit him especially
to see his flowers.
The father came and 1t was with
great pride that the son led him from
plant to plant in the small garden
Suddenly the elder man sat down on
a bench, complaining that he did not
feel well.
What's the matter, father?" in
quired the son.
Il don't know. | feel as If l were
smothering."
What shall / do? Can I get you
anything" asked the son. anxiously
The father replied: mo, but cant
you open your workshop window there
and let a little fresh air into your
garden?"-Youth's Companion.
The Madison journal. (Tallulah, Madison Parish, La.) 1888-current, 1914-11-07
FORCED TO F0REGO REVENGE
SIanderer Certainly Deserved Punish
ment. but Rival Naturally Hesi-
tated to Inflict IT,

He walked up and down the room.
gesticulating eXCitedly, and saying un-
complimentary things about his rival
1T is terrible" he said.
What is TERRIBLE" they asked
Talk about the problem of the
Man in the Iron Mask" he exclaimed,
ignoring the question. Why. this is
a thousand times worse than that"
What is it, they asked.
My rival has been carrying false
stories about Inc To the girl love-"
he cried.
And what did you do" they asked.
Nothing" he answered Il was
powerless."
They laughed Scorufully AMI made
jests at his expense.
What would you advise me to do
he inquired
Kill him." they replied.
He shook his head
AT least" they insisted, you could
thrash him within an inch OF his life:
you could resent an insult by pound
ing him until he would figure prin.
cipally as nOnentity for the next
six or eight weeks"
You forget" he said.
Forget WHAT" they demanded.
He carries both accident and life
insurance policies in the company
that | represent"
The Madison journal. (Tallulah, Madison Parish, La.) 1888-current, 1914-11-07
His Fourth Year.

One of the coaches at Yale tells Of
an old countryman and his wife who,
on visit to New Haven, were inter.
ested witnesses of certain maneuvers
of the football team.
The old gentleman walked slowly
around one stalwart player, looking
him over as he might have done a
horse he was about to purchase. Then:
Sarah" he exclaimed.
What is 1t, Henry"
He's nigh on six feet, amt he?"
Every inch of il"
Weighs about one hundred and
ninety-odd, eh?"
81 reckon"
We'll. football sure does develop
EN- most powerful"
He's a fine young man." comment
ed Sarah.
Mani" exclaimed Henry. HE amt
no man! Professor Hunter, who never
lied in his life, has jest told me that
that young person is in his fourth
year."
The Madison journal. (Tallulah, Madison Parish, La.) 1888-current, 1914-11-07
A Pious Hypocrite.

Senator Cummins was talking about
a notorious interlocking director, re.
lates the Kansas City Star.
This interlocking director" he
said, declares that if we curb his &C.
tivities the poor will suffer terribly.
ask myself, though, is he really
speaking on behalf of the poor or on
his own behalf.
He reminds me of a man who
stopped in terrific indignation at sight
of a group of boys stoning bird that
was tied to a tree by the leg.
"'You scoundrels! You pitiless
scoundrels!' cried the man.
"And he took the bird up in his
hand and placed it in his bosom ten
derby.
THE next day at the Office he was
heard to remark with a chuckle:
by gosh, you know, broiled robin
on toast isn't half bad!'"
The Madison journal. (Tallulah, Madison Parish, La.) 1888-current, 1914-11-07
Annexino a Broken Fraoment.

In taking possession Of German New
Guinea the Australians have annexed
what once formed a physical part Of
their own vast continent. For that
mysterious island of cannibals-the
largest island in the world IL we agree
to shut Australia out-in comparative
ly recent times had no Gulf of Papua
to isolate it from its big neighbor.
Alfred Russell Wallace found that an
upheaval of 100 fathoms would serve
to join the land once more together.
But the curious fact remains that in
spite of their common origin and an
cient connection New Guinea and Aus
tralia are peopled by different races,
showing that the former must have
been visited for the first time by hui
man beings after the separation from
the mainland Of Australia tok place.
The Madison journal. (Tallulah, Madison Parish, La.) 1888-current, 1914-11-07
COUNT VICTORY FOR MARIA
Mr.. JoIlyboy's Better Half Met His
Intended Humor With OverwheIm-
ing Counter-Stroke.

"Maria." said Mr.. Jolliboy, very
solemnly, thinking to take a rise out
OF the wife of his bosom. Il heard
of a dreadful operation which was
undergone by a girl She seemed in
danger of losing her sight. and the
clever ophthalmic surgeon who oper-
ated on her found"
Yes" breathlessly interposed Mrs.
Jollyboy; found what?"
That the poor girl had young
man in her eye." rejoined hubby, with
chuckle.
Silence reigned supreme for the
space of five minutes, at the end of
which time Mrs. Jollyboy sand, qui
city:
We'll. of course. it would all de.
pend on what kind Of young man il
was, as there are many men she would
have been able to see through" And
with a serene smile, Mrs. j. resumed
her knitting. leaving the enemy com
pleted routed.-London Answers.
The Madison journal. (Tallulah, Madison Parish, La.) 1888-current, 1914-11-07
CALOMEL S|CKENS! It SAL|VATES!
DON'T STAY BILIOUS, C0NST|PATED
Guarantee Dodsons Liver Tone viii Give You the Best Liver
and Bowel Cleansing You Ever Had-Oont Lose Days Work.

Calomel makes you sick; you lose a
days work. Calomel is quicksilver
and it salivates; calomel Injuries your
liver.
If you are bilious, feel lazy, sluggish
and all knocked out, If your bowels
are constipated and your head aches
or stomach is sour, just take a spoon
full Of harmless Dodson's Liver Tone
instead of using sickening, salivating
calomel. Dodson's Liver Tone is real
liver medicine. You'll know it next
morning because you will wake up
feeling fine. your liver will be work
ing, your headache and dizziness gone.
your stomach will be sweet and your
bowels regular. You will feel like
working. You'll be cheerful; full OF
vigor and ambition.
Your druggist or dealer sells you a
50-cent bottle Of Dodson's Liver Tone
The Madison journal. (Tallulah, Madison Parish, La.) 1888-current, 1914-11-07

under my personal guarantee that it
will clean your sluggish liver better
than nasty calomel; it won't make you
sick and you can eat anything you
want without being salivated. Your
druggist guarantees that each spoonful
will start your liver. clean your bowels
and straighten you up by morning or
you can have your money back. Chill
dren gladly take Dodson's Liver Tone
because it is pleasant tasting and
doesn't grippe or cramp or make them
sick.
am selling millions of bottles OF
Dodson's Liver Tone to people who
have found that this pleasant. vege-
table. liver medicine takes the place
of dangerous calomel. Buy one bottle
on my sound. reliable guarantee. Ask
your druggist or storekeeper about me.
The Madison journal. (Tallulah, Madison Parish, La.) 1888-current, 1914-11-07
PHILADELPHIA Has Rat Patrol.

Hundreds of longshoremen In Phil
adelphia who have for weeks been
out of employment because of the war
in Europe and the consequent falling
OF in shipping, are making a fair
wage chasing rats along the river
front and taking them to the receiving
station recently opened by the city.
Five cents is paid for each live rat.
and two cents apiece for dead ones.
The receiving station was inaugu-
rated as a feature Of the campaign
being waged for the determination OF
rodents and to prevent the entrance
into Philadelphia by way Of shipping
of the bubonic plague which has
caused such CONSERVATION in New Or
leans.
The Madison journal. (Tallulah, Madison Parish, La.) 1888-current, 1914-11-07
RESINOL WILL SURELY
STOP THAT ITCHING

What blessed relief! The moment
resinol ointment touches itching skin,
the itching stops and healing begins.
That is why doctors have prescribed 1t
successfully for nineteen years in even
the severest, 'stubbornest cases OF &C.
zema, letter, ringworm, rashes and
other tormenting, unsightly skin-erup-
tons. With the help Of warm baths
with resinol soap. resinol ointment re-
stores the skin or scalp to perfect
health and comfort, quickly, easily and
at little cost. At all druggists.-Adv.
The Madison journal. (Tallulah, Madison Parish, La.) 1888-current, 1914-11-07

Men and women. bearing, some OF
them, the prominent American names.
are working in the Neuilly hospital Of
the most mental tasks with admirable
1t is the duty Of an
American multimillionaire to see to 1t
that wounded Turcos, some Of whom
have been without a change of clothes
for a fortnight, are thoroughly and
conscientiously scrubbed. Dollar prin-
cesses are busy rolling bandages and
preparing dressings. - Philadelphia
Ledger.
The Madison journal. (Tallulah, Madison Parish, La.) 1888-current, 1914-11-07
Knew What to Expect.

Harvey. aged three. knows when he
is doing wrong. Harvey also knows
what to expect when he does wrong.
Mother missed him. and going up
stairs found him on a chair pulling
everything of the chiffonier and num-
bling to himself: IL know a little boy
going to get a whipping pretty soon;
know a little boy going to get a whip
ping pretty soon."
And mother did not disappoint him.
though the punishment was tempered
by the knowledge that he knew he de-
served Indianapolis News.
The Madison journal. (Tallulah, Madison Parish, La.) 1888-current, 1914-11-07
How the Minister Is Treated.

Once upon a time manager asked
George AIDE IL he had ever been taken
for a minister.
NO" replied AIDE, but have been
treated like one
How was that?"
Il have been kept waiting for my
salary six or seven months. Ladies'
Home Journal
The Madison journal. (Tallulah, Madison Parish, La.) 1888-current, 1914-11-07
undeseryed.

The cannibal picked his teeth re-
nectively. "Of course" he observed.
4 have eaten worse specimens than
the late governor, but"
He selected a cigar with a perfecto
shape.
Il can't understand why they al
ways said Your Excellency' when
they addressed him."-Fun.
The Madison journal. (Tallulah, Madison Parish, La.) 1888-current, 1914-11-07
HOW IS YOUR LIVER7

II your liver is inactive you will be bilious,
dizzy, have headaches, bad breath, pimples,
etc. One BONDS LIVER PILLS at bed
time will cure these troubles promptly.
They are safe and INEXPENSIVE. II your
dealer will not supply you, send 25c to
Bonds Pharmacy Co., Little Rock, Ark. Adv.