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The Parma herald. (Parma, Idaho) 1903-1917, 1914-07-16
At Our Boarding House.

Things would be all right only there
is nobody with any horse sense. We
would be lucky dogs if the sly old
foxes who ran the place weren't jeal-
Gus cats who act like gossipy old hens
every time one of the social lions
makes eyes at the chickens across the
table. A couple of stupid asses, who
may be bears at home, are decidedly
lame ducks with us. Some of us have
to patronize loan sharks to keep the
wolf from the door and the slippery
cells play hog with our goats. If it
weren't for so many snakes in the
grass we might be permitted to do the
bunny hug, only it's old-fashioned, and
when somebody suggests the grizzly
bear the wolves in sleeps clothing
set up a roar and there's nothing left
for bunch of Holsters to do but close
up like CLANS, sneak out into the mud
like a bunch of suckers and hike to
the restaurant stalls and act like a lot
of colts. Even then a harness bull is
apt to come along and dump us in the
pen. At any rate we'd all be bearcats
if they didn't take us for squirrels and
feed us on nuts.
The Parma herald. (Parma, Idaho) 1903-1917, 1914-07-16
I. ". ". Trials Put Oper.

Tarrytown, N. Whine free-speech
advocates, most of them identified
with the Industrial Workers of the
World, and all of them associates of
the four victims of Saturdays prema-
ture bomb explosion in New York,
came to Tarrytown to face trial on
charges growing out of the demonstra-
tions some weeks ago against John d.
Rockefeller and his son, whose estate
is near here. Nearly 200 sympathizers
came with them. At the request of
counsel for the defendants the trials
were put over for two weeks.
The Parma herald. (Parma, Idaho) 1903-1917, 1914-07-16
DR.. Jordan to Be President
Educational Association

st. Paul-The unanimous election of
DR.. David Starr Jordan, chancellor of
Leland Stanford University, to the
presidency of the National Education
association, one of the most coveted
positions in the educational world, was
assured when DIR. David B. johnson,
of Rockhill, S. c., suddenly withdrew
from the contest, thereby terminating
one of the most active political cam
paigns in the history of the associa-
tion.
DIR. Johnson's action followed long
conference with large number of his
supporters, who claimed majority of
the votes of the nominating committee
for their candidate.
Several of tie leading educators ex-
press relief end satisfaction over the
withdrawal of DIR. johnson .and de-
The Parma herald. (Parma, Idaho) 1903-1917, 1914-07-16
Rebels Occupu Acapulco.

Nogales, Sonora, Mexico-Acapulco,
a seaport on the west coast of Mexico,
has been vacated by the federals and
occupied by Figueroa brothers, revo-
lutionary leaders, according to tele-
gram from General Alvarado, sent
Monday.
General Alvarado, who is COM
mander of the rebel forces besieging
Guaymas, reported the situation at
that seaport was unchanged, although
there were 81 assertions from the
federals to the rebels at Cruz de
Piedra Saturday last.
The Parma herald. (Parma, Idaho) 1903-1917, 1914-07-16
Women Are Told "Baby
Crop" Should Come First

Washington, d. C.-Declaring that
''the American baby crop" is the most
important product of this country and
that the work incident thereto is a
big job, Miss Marjorie Dorman, secre-
tary of the Wage Farmers Anti
Suffrage league, issued a statement
that possession of the ballot will in
jure rather than benefit working wom-
en-.
''Since, according to the last census,
only 1875 per cent of the women of
this country are unmarried" declared
Miss Dorman, sit is only natural to
suppose that the great majority OF
women are concentrating and special
izing on the baby crop.
This is the most direct influence g
woman can bring to bear upon the
state
The Parma herald. (Parma, Idaho) 1903-1917, 1914-07-16
In Good Old Eden.

When Eve held forth in Paradise
She found much pleasure in it;
For when she did her Monday wash,
1t only took a minute.
Milwaukee Sentinel.
And when the washing blew away,
Eve didn't fret or whine;
She merely sauntered forth and picked
New garments from the vine.
Springfield Union.
And no complaints from Adam came,
Their happiness to wreck,
Because of collar edges which
Sawed nearly through his neck.
Youngstown Telegram.
Their life was one of homely bliss,
Unknown to them was pain;
But soon as they got Abel they
Got busy raising Cain.
-Spokesman-Rev ieM.
The Parma herald. (Parma, Idaho) 1903-1917, 1914-07-16
Sunlluht Intensified

BY Reflection from Ocean Beach and
Desert Sand unrelieved by Foliage. Winds
and Mineral Laden, Poisonous Dust, all
bring Eye Troubles in their wake-Granu-
lated Eyelids, Red, Itching, Burning, Tired
and Watery Eyes, Impaired Vision and
Eye Pain. Reliable Relief is found in
Murine Eye Remedy, Mild and Harmless.
If you Wear Glasses, Try Murine. Doesn' I
Smart. Feels Fine. Acts Quickly Is an
Eye Tonic compounded by Oculists-not a
Patent Medicine"-but used in successful
Physicians Practice for many years. Now
dedicated to the Public and sold at
soc Per Bottle. Murine Eye Salve in
Aseptic Tubes, 25c and SOC. Sold by
Druggists. For Books, write to Murine
Eye Remedy Co., Chicago.
The Parma herald. (Parma, Idaho) 1903-1917, 1914-07-16
Train Kills Six Picnickers.

Rochester, N. Y. - Six persons re-
turning from Sunday school picnic
were killed when the blackboard wagon
on which they were riding was hit by a
freight train. The party of 16 was
singing Nearer, My God to Thee" as
their wagon rumbled down the road
toward the tracks. and the voices
drowned out the noise of the train.
The dead all were between IA and Is
years of age
The Parma herald. (Parma, Idaho) 1903-1917, 1914-07-16
Vessel Baptized Luckily.

Philadelphia = The new steamship
Great Northern, the largest coasting
vessel ever built in the United States,
had an odd christening when she left
the ways at Cramps. In addition to
the usual splash of champagne, the
vessels keel was rubbed with lucky
stone which reposes usually in the
necktie of Colonel L. H. Morrell. Mrs.
Lacey, wife of the construction super
intendent of the Great Northern
Steamship company, broke the cham
payne bottle. The vessel is as large
and fast as many trans-ocean liners.
The Parma herald. (Parma, Idaho) 1903-1917, 1914-07-16

so poorly that my folks thought was
going into consumption. One day 1
found piece of paper blowing around
the yard and picked it up and read it
1t said Saved from the Grave and
told what Lydia E. Pinkham's Vegeta-
BILE Compound has done for women l
showed it to my husband and he said,
why don't you try it?' So did, and
after had taken two bottles / felt
better and / said to my husband, Il don't
need any more, and he said You had
better take it a little longer anyway
So took it for three months and got
well and strong. Mrs ALoNzo E
BAKER, Tecumseh St, Adrian, Mich
Not Well Enough to Work.
In these words is hidden the tragedy
of many a woman, housekeeper or wage
Garner who supports herself and is often
helping to support family, on meagre
wages Whether in house, Office, fac
tory, shop, store or kitchen, woman
should remember that there is one tried
and true remedy for the ills TO which all
women are prone, and that is Lydia E
Pinkham's Vegetable Compound IL
promotes that vigor which makes work
easy The Lydia E Pinkham Medicine
Co. Lynn. Mass.
The Parma herald. (Parma, Idaho) 1903-1917, 1914-07-16

Thomas Hade, 80 years majordomo
in the Aston family, has been retired
and, according to report, pensioned
for life by Vincent Aston. He was en-
ployed by the late Mr.. and Mrs. Will
liam Aston, John Jacob Astor and Vim
cent Astor. There is probably no one
whose features are more familiar to
the society people of Europe and
America and some dignitaries than
Thomas Hade, because of long service
in this noted family. His affable and
kind manner made him a general
favorite in Newport, as well as in
New York, and many other places
where the Astor family resided.
The Parma herald. (Parma, Idaho) 1903-1917, 1914-07-16
In Better Condition.

One afternoon a stranger happened
into a country town. and while at
tending to some business in the cor
ner grocery an old man rambled in.
The stranger became interested and
asked him his age.
81 am just 100 years old" answered
the old man, sitting on packing box.
"Is that so?" jokingly responded the
stranger. well, I'll bet you don't
live to see another hundred"
81 don't know about that" was the
smiling rejoinder of the aged man.
Il am whole lot stronger now than
I was when / started on my first hun
dred. "-Philadelp Telegraph.
The Parma herald. (Parma, Idaho) 1903-1917, 1914-07-16
1T MAKES SICK SKINS WELL

No matter how long you have been
tortured and disfigured by itching,
burning, raw or scaly skin humors,
just put little of that soothing. anti
sceptic resinol ointment on the sores
and the suffering stops right therel
Healing begins that very minute, and
in almost every case your skin gets
well so quickly you feel ashamed of
the money you threw away on tedi-
Gus, useless treatments.
Resinol ointment and resinol soap
clear away pimples, blackheads, and
dandruff; great for sunburn and insect
bites. Sold by all druggists--Adv.
The Parma herald. (Parma, Idaho) 1903-1917, 1914-07-16
PEACE FOR MEXICO
HueTta to Resign in Favor Of For
eign Minister CaTbajaI.
Arrangement Made for an Honest
EIection-Dictdtor to Leave
Under Safe Escort.

Vera Cruz-The resignation of Pro-
visional President Huerta may be
placed before congress within the next
few days, the general departing imme-
diately thereafter for Puerta Mexico
or Vera Cruz, under British escort, ac-
cording to reports in circulation here,
which originated from a source that is
usually we'll informed.
Washington, D. C. = Information
was received from Mexico City by
diplomats here that General Huerta
would resign within two or three days
in favor of Francisco Carbajal, newly
appointed minister of foreign affairs.
1t was learned that the appoint
ment of Carbajal, is part of general
program by which it is hoped to make
peace with the constitutionalists. The
Huerta delegates to the Niagara
conference are understood to have been
awaiting this move fer several days.
Carbajal has long been a member OF
the Supreme court of Mexico and May
81 last was elected chief justice.
Realizing that the constitutionalist
generals would disapprove the plan fol
peace conferences with representatives
of General Huerta as proposed by the
mediators, because they do not wish to
have dealings in any form with
Huersa, the suggestion was made tC
the Huerta group that another mar
be placed in power with whom the
constitutionalists might feel disposed
to treat.
1t is believed here that Carbaja
will endeavor to arrange terms o.
peace whichiwill be virtually terms o.
surrender.
The Parma herald. (Parma, Idaho) 1903-1917, 1914-07-16
William walker Smith. unit,

w iliidlu WdlheI OHllu, Oulleu
States consul general at Santo Do
mingo, to the Amusement of the Wal
dorf-Astoria employees in New York,
came down from his room on the sew
enth floor with big Belgian police
dog. which was given to him when he
was in Europe. 1t is said to be the
first time that dog of this size has
even been above the first floor of the
hotel with the consent of the manage
ment. However it was explained to
everybody that Mr.. Smiths police dog
had a room all to himself in the Wal
dorf. That's another thing which the
dog can boast about in later years.
THAT dog" said Mr.. Smith, Saved
me from drowning" and he intimated
the dog had right to the best there
is. He said that the animal was a
wonder and that he was very, very
fond of him.
The Parma herald. (Parma, Idaho) 1903-1917, 1914-07-16
All Is Motion Throughout the Universe.

case Is as pure as the dew on peach
blossom. as powerful as the heroic works
OF nature. as searching as the peremptory
demand OF the most exact science
Ask for and Insist upon getting s. s. s.,
the worlds cure for all disorders OF the
blood.
For private. personal advice on stubborn
chronic rheumatism write Mt once to the
Swift Specific Co.. 300 Swift Building, At
lanta, Ga. Their medical department Is
famous on all blood Diseases and Ia
equipped to make personal blood tests, APP
proved by the highest medical authorities
Get bottle OF S. s. s. today.
The Parma herald. (Parma, Idaho) 1903-1917, 1914-07-16

India, my boy" 1aid an English
man to friend, on his arrival in Cal
cutta, sis just the finest climate under
the sun, but lot of young fellows
come out here, and they drink and
they eat, and they drink and they die,
and then write home to their friends
pack O. lies and say it's the climate
that has killed em."-Sacred Heart
Review.
The Parma herald. (Parma, Idaho) 1903-1917, 1914-07-16
TvoewrIter Clicked on.

How does the battle go?" asked the
Mexican general.
"Fiercely," replied the press agent.
I'VE have just had three devastating
paragraphs, and we're now advancing
several columns of fierce description
Washington Star.
The Parma herald. (Parma, Idaho) 1903-1917, 1914-07-16
..Drus'' win Start Daily.

Atlantic City, N. Announcement
that daily newspaper in the interest
of national prohibition would be start
ed in Washington was made at dis
trict conference of the Anti-Saloon
league of America. The paper will
begin publication in December. The
sum of 5000, 900 is said to be available
and circulation of 100, 600 has been
guaranteed.
The Parma herald. (Parma, Idaho) 1903-1917, 1914-07-16

Among the silver masters of Shelf
field. England, it is rather an estab-
lished practice to encourage the en-
ployment of families. II is more the
rule than otherwise that a father
working in the silver trade will APP
prentice his children to that trade as
they arrive at working age.
The Parma herald. (Parma, Idaho) 1903-1917, 1914-07-16
Phonetic sneIllnn.

Willie was struggling through the
story in his reading lesson. mo, it
was not a sloop- 1t was a larger yes
sell By its rig l judged it to be a
-" The word was new to him.
"Barque," supplied the teacher.
Still Willie hesitated and looked be
wildered.
"Barquei Barquei" repeated the
teacher, this time sharply.
Willie looked as though he had not
The Parma herald. (Parma, Idaho) 1903-1917, 1914-07-16

II there are signs Of blood impurities be-
rim using S. S. ;. at once. You need It,
This wonderful blood purifier is all action,
Il starts into motion billions of cells in the
liver. lungs and throughout the body.
Everything is kept on the move, Pushes
ton a fine thorough bath. 1t ssst natur-
ally and In twinkllng irrigates every
atom In your body II rushes into every
cell, causes every bone, muscle, ligament.
tendon. mucous surface and every nerve 10
thrill with freedom, with health, with new
found sprnginess.
And best OF all s 5. s. though a power
full, searrhl ., overwhelming enemy to dis-
The Parma herald. (Parma, Idaho) 1903-1917, 1914-07-16
Putnam Fadeless Dyes make
NO f1111cC

Mrs. ]. w. Meserve of Barr Mills,
Me-, has a cat who makes a regular
practice of ringing the front door bell
when he wishes to be admitted, reach
ing up and pulling the cord with his
forepaws.
The Parma herald. (Parma, Idaho) 1903-1917, 1914-07-16

$50 Jack intends launching out on
the sea of matrimony."
That's a singular way of putting it,
seeing he's just been landed. San
Diego Union.
The Parma herald. (Parma, Idaho) 1903-1917, 1914-07-16
Merely Ornamental.

He-What candle light power has
your electrical fixings?
She-Oh, those aren't real candles
on that chandelier; they're merely
make believe.-Baltimore American.
The Parma herald. (Parma, Idaho) 1903-1917, 1914-07-16

In these days of domestic science
and manual training it is interesting
to know that sewing and knitting were
Taught in the first frame schoolhouse
erected in Pennington, Me-, more than
a century and a quarter ago.
The Parma herald. (Parma, Idaho) 1903-1917, 1914-07-16
Snake into your snoea

Aliens Foot-Ease. powder for the feet. 1t cures
painful. swollen, smarting. sweating feet Makes
new shoes easy Sold by all Druggists and Shoe
Stores. Don't accept any substitute. Sample
FREE. Address A. s. Olmsted. lie Roy. N. Y.
The Parma herald. (Parma, Idaho) 1903-1917, 1914-07-16

The highest point in Nevada is
Wheeler peak, which, according to a
chart published by the United States
geological survey, is 1908 feet above
sea level
The Parma herald. (Parma, Idaho) 1903-1917, 1914-07-16

DIR. Grace FEEDER Thompson's Korek-
tonik for men and women is a NERVE
FOOD and SYSTEM BUILDER; 81
for one months treatment. Address
948 Post street, San Francisco.
The Parma herald. (Parma, Idaho) 1903-1917, 1914-07-16

Because hubby embraces a pretty
girl wiley gets a divorce. The court
felt the man was doing more than his
duty embraces.
The Parma herald. (Parma, Idaho) 1903-1917, 1914-07-16
What Happened to Mary.

The maid-of-all-work in the service
of a provincial family, the members
whereof are not on the most arnicable
of terms, recently rendered her resig-
nation, much to the distress of the
lady of the house.
$50 you are going to leave us?"
asked the mistress, sadly, according
to Tit-Bits, whats the matter. Mary?
Haven't we always treated you like
one of the family?''
"Yis, num-" said Mary; AN I've
shtood it as long as I'm goin' to-"
Convention speaker sees an opium
less China by 1920. It's surely a long
hop from all hop to no hop
The Parma herald. (Parma, Idaho) 1903-1917, 1914-07-16

Patriots do not want the Liberty
bell removed from Philadelphia If
the original patriots had been as I'M
liberal there never would have been a
bell
The Parma herald. (Parma, Idaho) 1903-1917, 1914-07-16

This seems to be the open season
for street speakers. Talk is cheap
when you can get a speaking permit
for nothing.
The Parma herald. (Parma, Idaho) 1903-1917, 1914-07-16

Pull may accomplish something in
politics, but it gets a man nothing
while he is operating a lawn mower.
The Parma herald. (Parma, Idaho) 1903-1917, 1914-07-16

Somebody always is taking the joy
out of life. Just as the Indians hit
their stride a new bunch of umpires
is wished onto the league.
The Parma herald. (Parma, Idaho) 1903-1917, 1914-07-16

Thirteen was the sacred number of
the Mexicans and ancient people OF
Yucatan- Their week had 10 days
and they had 13 snake gods.
The Parma herald. (Parma, Idaho) 1903-1917, 1914-07-16

Up to the present time no less than
81 aeroplane pilots have looped the
loop. OF these, Hamel, an English
man, and Gilbert, Frenchman, have
looped the loop with passengers.
The Parma herald. (Parma, Idaho) 1903-1917, 1914-07-16

California leads all the other states
in the number of automobiles in pro
portion to population.
The Parma herald. (Parma, Idaho) 1903-1917, 1914-07-16

When things go wrong in baseball,
He always gets his bumps,
/ He's raw and green and heartless-
Our poor old friend, the umpsi
The Parma herald. (Parma, Idaho) 1903-1917, 1914-07-16

Nine mines in 10. the world over.
are richer in the first 1000 feet than
in the second. and few are worth
operating below 5000 feet.
The Parma herald. (Parma, Idaho) 1903-1917, 1914-07-16

in hurry, often requests his stenog-
rapher to take his dictation direct on
the typewriter, no notebook being used.
This requires knowledge of Touch
Typewriting, taught at this school.
Such a stenoghraper is worth high
salary, and gets it, Write for catalog.
A position guaranteed.
BEUTEL BUSINESS COLLEGE
Tacoma, Washington.
The Parma herald. (Parma, Idaho) 1903-1917, 1914-07-16

St Louis trapped 5.634.000 flies in
a month. That only goes to show that
The Parma herald. (Parma, Idaho) 1903-1917, 1914-07-16

got so weak that l.
could hardly do my
work w b en- 1
washed my dishes 1
had to sit down and
when / would sweep
the floor I would get
so weak that l would
have to get a drink
every few minutes,
and before / did my
busting Iwould have
to lie down / got
The Parma herald. (Parma, Idaho) 1903-1917, 1914-07-16

On the municipal rolls of Copenha-
gen. Denmark, are 1889 men and 1894
women. With their families they con-
stitgte 7.3 per cent of the population
The Parma herald. (Parma, Idaho) 1903-1917, 1914-07-16

Mrs. Lorenz Smith of Bransford,
Conn, has just begun her one-hun-
dredth year in the same house in
which she was born in 1915.
The Parma herald. (Parma, Idaho) 1903-1917, 1914-07-16

Howard-A fool and his money are
soon parted
Mrs. Howard (clapping her hands)
oh, joint How much are you 60
ing to give me?-Columbus Journal.
The Parma herald. (Parma, Idaho) 1903-1917, 1914-07-16
Promising,

your nephew is quite a promising
young man, isn't he?"
well. he hasn't done anything else
as yet'-California Pelican.
The Parma herald. (Parma, Idaho) 1903-1917, 1914-07-16

The firemen have no desire to paint
the town red even II their apparatus
is done in that shade.
The Parma herald. (Parma, Idaho) 1903-1917, 1914-07-16

Well-known sayings of unknown
men: step up in the aisle there
please"
The Parma herald. (Parma, Idaho) 1903-1917, 1914-07-16

In the vaudeville game of life you
may never stop the show and you will
The Parma herald. (Parma, Idaho) 1903-1917, 1914-07-16

In their experiments with the pro-
duction of steel by electric methods
the United States Steel corporation
has expended more than 100000.
The Parma herald. (Parma, Idaho) 1903-1917, 1914-07-16

Someone is advertising for a well
digger What would anybody do with
a sick one?
The Parma herald. (Parma, Idaho) 1903-1917, 1914-07-16

HOWARD. L BURIUE : Assayer sna cne ,a,r'
U Leadvilie, Colorado Specimen prices. Gold
silver Lead, 81. Gold. Silver. s5c. Sold ooc: ENC
or Copper. 81 Mailing envelopes d fun price list
sent Q q spplic ion. Control and Umpire work %
Hcited- Rsferences Oarbonnte National Bank
The Parma herald. (Parma, Idaho) 1903-1917, 1914-07-16

The plum crop is said to be a fail.
ure. That sounds dismal for the polit
ical officeseekers.
The Parma herald. (Parma, Idaho) 1903-1917, 1914-07-16

Don't drink doubtful water, says the
health officer. Some men have doubts
about all water.
The Parma herald. (Parma, Idaho) 1903-1917, 1914-07-16

Liquor may have no place in a party
platform. but II frequently lubricates
street-corner politics.
The Parma herald. (Parma, Idaho) 1903-1917, 1914-07-16
COULD NOT
STAND ON FEET
Mrs. Baker So Weak-Could
Not Do Her Work-Found
Relief In Novel Way.

Adrian, Mich. -t' suffered terribly
with female weakness and backache and
The Parma herald. (Parma, Idaho) 1903-1917, 1914-07-16

Beiated City Man (after second I'M
successful attempt to stop passing fire
engine)-Orl rite then-hic-keep
your bloomin' chestnuts.-The Taller.
The Parma herald. (Parma, Idaho) 1903-1917, 1914-07-16

YOUR OWN DRUGGIST WILL TELL you
Try Murine Eye Remedy for Red. Weak. Watery
Eyes and Granulated Eyelids; No Smarting-
JUSTIFY Comfort. Write for Book of the Eye
by mail Free Murine Eye Remedy Co., Chicago
The evening world., 1914-01-09
Henry Ford, Gver of $40, 600, 600!
Slips Quietly About the City
No "Lf' to $40, 900, 900 Plan of
Profit Sharing, Says Henry Ford

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