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The Cairo bulletin. (Cairo, Ill.) 1???-1928, 1914-11-23
Got to Go Deep to
Cure Rheumatism
liniments Help Locally, BIT
the Disease is Way Down
Inside.

To get of the source OF rhenpat
palms It requires the deep, searching /,
iiuenee OF n. s. &, the famous blood pa.
iter. Rheumatism Is primarily a bio,
disease that. since 1t Is In this vial ila
that rheumatic tendencies are carrie,
lodges In the joints anu muscles here
trfltate the nerves and produce pal.
And Ia order to drive out these pain i,
fiictlng pofsons 1t requires 8, g. s.
sink deep into The tiny glands inbedtle
III the innernost tissues. =. s. &. tIave.
wherever the blood goes and never hos
its medicinal influence This explain
why II oyefcomfs the most chrcnic farr
Of rheumatism, why II disod-es those mar
deposits thai thieken the jclnts, for Il aei
- a solvent and assists the blood 10 pr,
vide In the tissues those natural elempn
for which the body building process 60,
tinpaiiy era ves and must have
II you have never used 3. g. q. f.
rheumatism. get bottle To-Day OF an
drueeist, ITse 1t as directed and will
come simple home helps you VIII soel
dethrone the worst AID most painful
fornis of rheumatism. Write the med!
cal department. The Swift Specific Co
e3 Swift Bldg, Atlanta. Gao, for addl
tiorai advice. Yours may be cas-
where a slight help from a srcclstss
whuge advice Is free, will solve the mvs
terry shst has been making lire m.7erasi
for yop. When you ask for s. y. S l.
sist upon IL and refuse Gil substitutes
The Cairo bulletin. (Cairo, Ill.) 1???-1928, 1914-11-23

0ae yord of velvet is sufficient f0r tlae
eta sut V.guudioe.
The satin foundation IS rra@a by tn
formlpg bJN p,e.,t in right rrout.
turaiug u0Ccr laoat edge - nofches
ana 1dlllsa; at d tuCig on s.ot puriora
tiuna stitch p.y~1 aal turn Gnlcr
from, e,s Of len front q aeh ana ;..ou
turn ur5c- .nch tut hem close an
5er-alm sc3a oa uotehed. lose aho-i-
der seam Gather lower edge II front
ana back h,swetn douae IT, per
ferutiafS join farl collar sections q =
notChci sew ia neck edge - notchct.
sleeve -Gataer between co,:b,e "f'F'
ptrfo.aU0rs. Gloss seam =, autyhtd.
Bring sia ,le '"r' TO snlcli %" rerfol>
zion fasten with hooks ,Ha eyes. Iurn
under lowe. eGse II upper cu;r section
OH slot perforatl1rs 3aD GA lover Soc
ton to snala o" pQgfo,rtioEs. notc.es
even and stitch. Turn lower part OF
lower cuif section back on double 90
perforaticas ani tack. Sew cuf 10
Steve as notchcu. Adjust sleeve, su5c0-
ing a.eas As.g of small % l's-tora:ions
ia undcgt ody front ans back. bringing
sinstacIsrss :ssJs IA a. doub fassIa.ii ~'oo
49, Va e%%sNi4o tNes tsNSs.AS tAt <~AAt
fuiucss.
Now taking up the velvet ovcrblouse.
first pleat lower edge ard front OF front
section. placing "T' on corresl ondng
small 20" perfo:ations; bring double
small 20" perforation II lower edge
forward of pleat) to double 'oo' per-
foFation near under-arm edge and tack.
Adjust a buckle over pleats in risht
front as illustrated, Center front IN
dictate by single small 20" perforations
ar upper and lower edges. Close un-
der-arln seam as notched, close shoul-
der seam Gather lower edge of back
between double TT perforatlons. Ar
range on underbody. under-arm seams
even bringing back edge Of outer back
to small 20 perforation In underboGy
back. stitch lower edges together.
Bring large 20" perforntion at shoulder
to corresponding perforation in under
body front and tack. Sew stay to lower
edse of waist. ccG,ers even large 20"
perforation indicates ceatcg-f routl.
small 20 perforation at under-arm
seam. Adjust belt over stay. center
backs even Sew standing collar 10
shield ais notched. adjust 10 position.
centers even.
1t Is not necessary 70 line The velvet
The Cairo bulletin. (Cairo, Ill.) 1???-1928, 1914-11-23

misery. All! how comfortable your fees
feel. Get % cent box of "TIZ" now ae
any druggist or department store. Don't
suffer. Have good feet. glad feet, feet
'het c2ter swell, never hurt, never get
tired. 4 years foot comfort guaranteed
or money refunded.
The Cairo bulletin. (Cairo, Ill.) 1???-1928, 1914-11-23

As a change from satin in combina-
ton with lace for an evening frock vel
vet Is very desirable. Pale blue mi
roir velvet Is used for this design. The
dress, however, is built on satin foua-
dalton. 4 yards of S6-inch material be-
ing required for the purpose, or lace.
10 yards, 20 inches wide, are needed.
The Cairo bulletin. (Cairo, Ill.) 1???-1928, 1914-11-23
'T|Z' FOR ACHING, !
SORE, TIRED FEET.
Goodbye sore feet, burning feet, swol-
len feet, sweaty feet, smelling feet, tired
feet.
Goodbye corns, callonses. bunions and

Z u |" Spots. NO
more shoe tight
ness, no more limp.
ing with pain or
drawing up your
fare in agony.
"rIz" ia magical,
acts RICH t off.
"TIZ" draws out
all the poisonous
cxudations which
puff mp the feet.
Use "TIZ" and fer
The Cairo bulletin. (Cairo, Ill.) 1???-1928, 1914-11-23

cache taa, marriage IS iin9ToFt
rlia man who wss m ii tire.
mes wrote: Children .ara s.re 81
! ,nd mortal bcl.eis". tP t!-i5t.
Editlom TIC abolish marria-o i
possiblo in Science" tPase q
18th Edition.l
In 1891. Mrs. Woodbury. enc Of
Mrs. Eddy's noted followers "a
hirth 10 y son which Mrs. Eday and
'4rs. Woodbury. claimed was nc, he
on of any earthly fathe~. bat tte re
sult OF a mental generation.
This child was named The Prince o!
7eace." MIS- Eddy actually wrote.
Women may become mothers
y a supreme effort of their OWE
minds.
It Is urcbgistian 10 IFS do t~inr
srs. Eddy says la@t God REVEALED
is viii thrcreh q uau Jesus
Ion eighteen centu fee later coi
.vealed lis Viii aaa.r thrcuea .
.oman--bn-rlE she .ars Cars
vas a Christian Scientist aud alacr
erself as His equal. H.as9ne.ay.
Let Us contrast the elaraurus
10 Bible with these Of Mrs. Eddy
.sn in r;,l Inc fact lfat she ea,l
Ter system ! CHRISTIAN h,(iefan con-
,zsent with ANA .s1rdad anon the
2ible
ch,i.,t,a s.l.,., 5.c.,s ,bc na--
o,a,ity 81 Goa Al p8dy sot4.
acod g = nr,rcf,,,. rot ,er. N :,
..,a = M. ,a,e,-, va, San So, =
- no addressed as ..Thou' The Bible
ovs. -, om the Lord thv God the
,o,v ona cf .sreaI"
Christian Science denies the axis
anea NJ Satan Mrs. Eddy saws.
Pages ss-S5- Edition 1902 "a
10 e all the satan there u.s." The
,ible saws Of Judas, land after the
on Satan entered iutn aim"
Christian Science denies creation.
Mrs. Eddy says: (PaSe &&5-Editio,
on9, "Cod naye- created natter
rsp njb,e saws "In the beginning
God created the heavens and tn
Garth.
ch~;stjop science denies the Gre
,,ion Of man Mrs. Eddy SAYS.
,poqe oce- Edition 1909, Man co
,vfsts win Cod" that is man hes
,ro. o. LONG as Goa has The RihIe
.svs God created man in His own
iraoro
rb-;stio, scf,nc, denies the real
tv ~ tho Trinity Mrs Eddy saws
paga . zf-Fd,tion 1gogl The theory
. three narsone IN on. God suggests
toa.han wa, nathan. than ths eye
,resort An The Bible savs
tps-ti,ino thau :, 4ba nam, If N,
~ al A. tbo San and Of ~
uo,v cAos, "
chrts,fon s.,onra asvfa. The .o-
,.,-srsss ~ sin Airs Eddy saws
oe1a Q,1-Ea,+fop -5l "sf9 - p,
,orgiron " o,p not o~oaaa its nra-
,r,r Tho Rfbla s,va "lf we ca1
gsas orr sins 10 is faithful ans fms
"a torqfva rs opr sins"
cbris,4an Sc.a7ra denies Tho "a
,,,ra fodaroe,t Mira rJd saws
pa,-o eq1 Edition 1aa2} ",1o frs
i,1or,aot awaite mortals" II
p,,,,o saws III % aonointea mn,
man onco - die and after This the
tnJ',.ent
.r,,,.. ,,Aris,iar en,anca q. X
o,.nr,,. o... f,aso,,.,tai STATE
.t - III r,., !, ae,.os t,a n
,;,f,, IF Chri.+ ,ba s.eond co.
CO., tho a.o,,o,,..,t os Chris,
"a ;. .,,,aons a.o,. tha a..ses- lone.
-, ,,,,
The Cairo bulletin. (Cairo, Ill.) 1???-1928, 1914-11-23
look sorH WAYS

Two thirss govern the selection
of lenses aud moanting .el lie
glasses which We otter ven. There's
the way w. lock in them and there's
the way you lonk through them Our
aim is 20 ser that both ways arc
satisfactory TO you.
Mansfield mirror. (Mansfield, Wright County, Mo.) 1908-1957, 1914-12-03
Owner Properly Dealt With.

About this time a little more than a
hundred years ago in the history Of
boat building at Pittsburgh and down
river there was much complaint of I'M
sc%rupulous work, which brought great
loss to owners on account Of the sink.
ing Of vessels and ruin of cargoes.
An interesting case was tried before
Justice Richardson Of Pittsburgh,
whose decision was rendered Novem.
Der Z, 1907. A boat owned by Mr..
Winchester struck on a rock a few
miles below Pittsburgh, was stove, and
sunk. The owner brought suit against
the master, claiming the disaster was
due to his carelessness. The master
produced a rotten plank that had been
broken by the impact, and claimed
that had 1t not been for this the &C
cident would not have happened. The
master was discharged by the justice,
and Winchester had to lose his boat
and several thousand dollars worth of
merchandise. This and other similar
occurrences led to the appointment Of
inspectors, but not until 1872.
Mansfield mirror. (Mansfield, Wright County, Mo.) 1908-1957, 1914-12-03

Conducted by the National Woman's
Christian Temperance Union.)
WHAT MAKES CHAMPIONS.

WHAT MAKES CHAMPIONS.
Connie Mack. whose Athletics have
won five American league pennants
and three worlds championships. is
quoted by a magazine writer as laying
that alcohol inevitably slows a man
down." And slowing down, he con.
tinues, Is the reason for the shelving
Of by far the majority of baseball
players. "Who puts the player out OF
the gamer" he goes on. you should
naturally say the umpire; we'll. all the
umpires together haven't put as many
ball players out of the game as Old
Man Booze" He explains further.
that 1t is not only excessive drinking
that does harm. but that even the mod
professional player. 1t will take OF
from three to five years of his baseball
life. The Athletics have no rules con-
corning their personal habits. but out
Of rs players in the 1918 worlds con-
test Is had never taken a drink in
their lives. When they were playing
the Chicago Cubs. Mack said to them:
1T would be bad enough to lose the
championship without having a bundle
of regrets to poster you. It's hard
enough to lose to a better club, but to
beat yourselves-say, that's the way
to throw away a game after you have
won 1t.
Clean living and quick thinking.
that's the stuff champions are made
Of" says Mack.
Mansfield mirror. (Mansfield, Wright County, Mo.) 1908-1957, 1914-12-03
Three.Year-oId Miss Gave Potatoes
Fair Warning as to DoInss In
Her Absence.

Harry Godfrey has a granddaughter
in the three-year-old class. She has
ideas all her own about things out
Of doors. A short time ago grand
dad planted a patch Of potatoes in his
garden. Miss Three-Year-Old observed
the proceedings with interest. Pres.
emily darkness came on and she was
missing from the family hearth. A
search Immediately was instituted,
and, to the surprise Of all, they found
her sitting beside a row of potatoes.
why, what are you doing here?"
granddaddy inquired a bit peevishly.
waiting for the potatoes to come
up" was the reply.
We'll, you come on into the house.
You've scared us all half to DEATH"
Unwillingly she took granddad's
hand and started toward the house.
Suddenly she broke away and ran
back to the potato row. Pointing her
finger at it as IL in command, she
said:
Potatoes, don't you dare come up
till I get back"
Mansfield mirror. (Mansfield, Wright County, Mo.) 1908-1957, 1914-12-03
REMARKABLE PROSPERITY.

The United States census bureau
recently issued a noteworthy bulletin
concerning the state of Mainel 1t re.
views the 30 years preceding 1912. and
declares that Maine has passed all the
states in steady advancement of finan.
cial independence. While in 1880
Names per capita debt was $s.49. as
~contrasted with a average for all
states Of $5.4s. the Maine debt in 1912
had been reduced rs per cent and the
average Of the other Al states only SO
per cent. Now Maine owes s1.s7 per
capita. and the other states, on the
average. 1882. Bank deposits and in.
vestments have increased wonderfully.
Maine has about 500, 600. 900 in the
way Of deposits, with 233. 900 savings
bank depositors.
Mansfield mirror. (Mansfield, Wright County, Mo.) 1908-1957, 1914-12-03
Reverberatlons.

Apropos Of the notice put up in
cafes all over the country, THE war
will be fought on the other side Of
the ocean. Please don't try to settle
it here" George AIDE, at a luncheon
at the Chicago Athletic club, said:
I'VE see a good deal of trouble
among our ~naturalized citizens in the
cafes. But what about those house.
holds where the father is German or
Austrian and the mother is Of French
or English or Russian birth?
"A doctor got a note the other
morning from a Russian patient with
a Prussian wife.
Dear DOCTOR 1t said, please send
by bearer a large quart bottle of lini.
ment, as wife and self last evening
had an argument about the cam.
paign.'"
Mansfield mirror. (Mansfield, Wright County, Mo.) 1908-1957, 1914-12-03
FooIInq the caterpiIlars.

A small boy seated on the curb by
a telephone pole, with a tin a by his
side, attracted the attention of an old
gentleman who happened to be pass
ing,
Going fishing?" he inquired, good
n%aturedly.
Nope" the yUungster replied. Take
a peek in there"
An investigation showed the can to
be partly filled with caterpillars of the
tussock moth.
what in the world are you doing
with them?"
They crawl up trees and eat off the
leaves"
so I understand"
Well, I'm fooling a few of them"
How"
Sending them up this telephone
pole."-Judge.
Mansfield mirror. (Mansfield, Wright County, Mo.) 1908-1957, 1914-12-03
INSURANCE COMPANIES KNOCK.

The general manager of one Of the
big life insurance companies of this
country. In a letter to one of his agents
declining to write a policy for a sa-
loonkeeper, had this to say:
I'VE do not want the name Of be-
ing a saloonkeepers' company, and Of
taking a grade of risks which are
promptly refused by the leading and
conservatively managed companies Of
the country.
Life insurance companies are en-.
gaged-all of them-in encouraging
thrift, protecting homes, and in
serving the welfare of the individual,
the community and the state. Sa-
loonkeepers-all of them-are en-.
gagged in ~dlscouraing thrift, destroying
homes and in injuring the individual,
the community and the state. There
Is nothing In common between US.
and we do not even care for business
relations with them"
Mansfield mirror. (Mansfield, Wright County, Mo.) 1908-1957, 1914-12-03
MUSTN'T CASH PAY CHECKS.

A deputation from the Ministerial
association Of Los Angeles recently
went before the public safety com.
mittee with a request that saloons be
forbidden to cash pay checks. A gen.
eral public discussion followed, Ger.
tain employers promising to pay In
cash, and certain banks and stores Of
fering to keep open to cash checks.
As a result the police commission Is
sued an order prohibiting check-cash-
ing by saloons. On the following
Monday the chief of police reported
at follows:
I'VE usually have from 80 to 80 ar
rests for drunkenness on Saturdays
and Sundays, but for the last two
days we have had but AZ for each
day, which I attribute directly to the
enforcement Of the order %forbidding
saloons to cash pay checks"
Among other results must be count.
ed the increased efficiency Of 40 work
ers, a happy Sunday for 40 families.
money spent with the legitimate
trades. and the saving Of court and
jail expense of caring for 40 DRINKS.
Mansfield mirror. (Mansfield, Wright County, Mo.) 1908-1957, 1914-12-03
Queer Husband.

A husband and wife ran a freak
show In a certain provincial town, but
unfortunately they quarreled and the
exhibits were equally divided between
them. The wife decided to continue
business as an exhibitor at the old ad-
dress, but the husband went OF tour.
After some years wandering the prod
igal returned and a reconciliation took
place, as the result Of which they be-
came business partners once more. A
few mornings afterward the people Of
the neighborhood were sent into fits
of laughter on reading the following
notice in the papers: by the return OF
my husband my stock of freaks has
been permanently increased"
Mansfield mirror. (Mansfield, Wright County, Mo.) 1908-1957, 1914-12-03

Was Getting More Than His Share.
An ex-soldier in Little Rock, Ark,
tells of a young American trooper
who was one of a company that was
ambushed during the Philippine war.
The boy was shot In the right shout
der and then in the left leg. AS he
was falling he received a bullet in
his right leg. Raising himself on his
good arm he yelled toward the bushes
from which the Filipinos were shoot
ing: "Shoot some of the others, you
darned fools. / am not the whole
American army"
Mansfield mirror. (Mansfield, Wright County, Mo.) 1908-1957, 1914-12-03

A petition will come before the next
legislature of Pennsylvania bearing
some $4,000 signatures. a majority OF
the %convicts in the Eastern State peni.
Tertiary. The petitioners pray for the
prevention Of the liquor traffic. They
respectfully aver" from personal
knowledge Of the debasing influence Of
intoxicating liquors, that fully 10 per
cent OF crime within the state is di,
rectly attributable to their use, and
that the abolition of the sale OF liquor
by the state would reduce crime at
least so per cent. II not more.
This unique and significant appeal
has caught the public attention and
the press Of the country has given 1t
wide circulation.
Mansfield mirror. (Mansfield, Wright County, Mo.) 1908-1957, 1914-12-03

This Is one OF
the texts of Scrip
ture that always
comes into the
m ! d u n d
Thanks ! n 8
t m e. 1t h a 8
preached many a
s~oul-inspiring ser
mon to the Lords
meek and poor
afflicted ones dur
ing these long
nineteen hundred
years. In many
an hour Of o
BILE 1t has been
their consolation
and In manV a
Mansfield mirror. (Mansfield, Wright County, Mo.) 1908-1957, 1914-12-03
BEST MEN NEEDED.

America needs every man at his best
today Drink will give to the armies OF
our progress trembling limbs. blinded
eyes faltering minds and hearts too
frail to pump the blood OF mighty
deed.-Daniel A. Polling. Citizenship
Superintendent of the United Societies
Of Christian Endeavor.
Mansfield mirror. (Mansfield, Wright County, Mo.) 1908-1957, 1914-12-03
Gentlemen Only.

"Wil the gentlemen please move up
forward a littleT called out the polite
conductor of the trolley car
II won't" growled Mr.. Crouch, who
hung to a strap near the door.
"Oh, l didn't ask you," said the con
ductor.
Mansfield mirror. (Mansfield, Wright County, Mo.) 1908-1957, 1914-12-03
Relics of the Past.

I'D like to see a one-hoss shay"
remarked the city visitor.
Out of date" said his country host.
1.-THE nearest we can come to it now
is a one-cylinder car"
Mansfield mirror. (Mansfield, Wright County, Mo.) 1908-1957, 1914-12-03
Verse and Worse.

Verse and Worse.
Two at least OF the British morn
ing papers, in reporting M Of MI.
Asquith's recruiting speeches, treated
the well known quotation, "one
crowded hour Of glorious life" as IL
it were the speakers own. The most
delightful thing Of the kind that was
eve done stands to the credit Of a
Birmingham reporter, who took,
down" a peroration somewhat rs fol.
lows:- "The gallant major concluded
his speech by remarking that In his
opinion kind hearts were superior to
coronets and simple faith infinitely to
be preferred to Norman blood"
Mansfield mirror. (Mansfield, Wright County, Mo.) 1908-1957, 1914-12-03
RESULT OF ONE DAYS CLOSING.

No arrests in the city Of Cincinnati
from seven on a Sunday morning TO
seven on Monday. When the central
police station was called UP and asked
IF the closed saloons had anything to
do with it." the officer replied: 1T has
everything to do with It'll"
Mansfield mirror. (Mansfield, Wright County, Mo.) 1908-1957, 1914-12-03
INCREASED BANK DEPOSITS.

The president of the Studebaker
bank in B%luffton. Ind, says that since
February, 1909. when saloons were
banished from the town, his banks
deposits have increased over $500. 900.
Mansfield mirror. (Mansfield, Wright County, Mo.) 1908-1957, 1914-12-03
MODERATE Drunken A

It is not the drunkard who bears
the reproach Of leading others to
drink; that reproach rests upon the
moderate drlnl
Mansfield mirror. (Mansfield, Wright County, Mo.) 1908-1957, 1914-12-03
A Be AVOIDED.

People are taught In the "nls OF
Life" how to avoid the ceaseless
drain that catching cold makes upon
the vital organs. Get 1t and read 1t
and Judge for yourselves Of Its value
and p~racticabifty. 1t is issued by
the Peruna Co, Of Columbus, Ohio.
Mansfield mirror. (Mansfield, Wright County, Mo.) 1908-1957, 1914-12-03

Poverty is no crime. Many a man
would rather be right than be rich.
Mansfield mirror. (Mansfield, Wright County, Mo.) 1908-1957, 1914-12-03
He Never Does.

did your barber shut up Sunday?"
mo. He merely closed his shop
Indianapolis Journal.
Mansfield mirror. (Mansfield, Wright County, Mo.) 1908-1957, 1914-12-03

It is quite natural for a woman to
feel stuck up when she wears those
big hatpins.
Mansfield mirror. (Mansfield, Wright County, Mo.) 1908-1957, 1914-12-03

Fortunate is the mar who succeeds
in penetrating . the disguise Of his
blessings.
Mansfield mirror. (Mansfield, Wright County, Mo.) 1908-1957, 1914-12-03
Two Affections.

II have a electric runabout on
my hands,"
"And l have a shocking run-a-round
on mine"
Mansfield mirror. (Mansfield, Wright County, Mo.) 1908-1957, 1914-12-03
thanksgiving
Sermon
By REV. JAMES m. CRAY. D. D.
Dean Of Moody Bbls ~lnstiufs
Cieaso

TExT-We know that all things work
together for good to them that love God.
Romans S:2S.
Mansfield mirror. (Mansfield, Wright County, Mo.) 1908-1957, 1914-12-03

Most Of us would be satisfied with
the silver lining without the cloud.
Mansfield mirror. (Mansfield, Wright County, Mo.) 1908-1957, 1914-12-03

A man who doesn't exaggerate a
little is seldom an interesting talker.
Mansfield mirror. (Mansfield, Wright County, Mo.) 1908-1957, 1914-12-03

A trickster Is merely a man who
gets the best OF q trade with you.
Mansfield mirror. (Mansfield, Wright County, Mo.) 1908-1957, 1914-12-03

Some men are like umbrellas; they
have so many ups and downs.
Mansfield mirror. (Mansfield, Wright County, Mo.) 1908-1957, 1914-12-03
Lightweight Orator.

"Mr. Scadson delivers himself of the
most trivial opinion with a grand
flourish"
Yes. He's the sort Of nan who
thinks a sweeping gesture makes up
for a lack of gray matter and goes In
more for sound than sense.
Mansfield mirror. (Mansfield, Wright County, Mo.) 1908-1957, 1914-12-03

YOUR OWN DRUGGIST WILL TELL YOU
Try Murine Bye Remedy fo5 Red Wesk. Wasery
Just Eye comfort. Write for book Of the Rye
b. mail Free. Murine Rye Remedy Co., Chicago.
Mansfield mirror. (Mansfield, Wright County, Mo.) 1908-1957, 1914-12-03

The wise man learns from observa-
ton rather than from experience.
Mansfield mirror. (Mansfield, Wright County, Mo.) 1908-1957, 1914-12-03

1t keeps some people busy trying to
look innocent,
Mansfield mirror. (Mansfield, Wright County, Mo.) 1908-1957, 1914-12-03
Greenwich Time

Greenwtch time
"Gol durn that clock!" exclaimed
Farmer Binks.
Whats wrong now, obadiahy"
asked his wife.
tits one of them French clocks.
When the minute hand is at four and
the other hand is at nine and II
strikes eleven ! got to stop work and
figure out that it's seventeen minutes
to a eight."-Philadelphia Ledger.
Mansfield mirror. (Mansfield, Wright County, Mo.) 1908-1957, 1914-12-03

w. N. u, KANSAS CITY, NO. 4s-1s14.
Mansfield mirror. (Mansfield, Wright County, Mo.) 1908-1957, 1914-12-03
WANTED TO SEE THEM GROW

Canadian Government Agert.