The mirror. (Stillwater, Minn.) 1894-1925, 1914-05-14
OUR LITTLE JOKER
-PGddy-

The dentist has a moving picture bear
story that is a hum-hinger.
Mr.. Harry Boreen escorted a party of
lady friends through the institution the
other day.
The war is all over. Assist. Deputy
the other morning.
The choir boat hasn't been rocked for
some time. Wonder what's the reason of
all this calm sailing the last while?
Mr.. Fitzgerald escorted Miss Moir and
another lady friend through the different
departments of the crooked village the
other day.
Hugo has gone into politics. 1t got too
hot for him where he was working and he
took vacation and went into cold storage
and is now member of the grand jury.
Mex was handed carnation and took
one look at it and think ing it was some
new kind of breakfast food, ate it instead
of wearing it on his wishbone like the rest.
Somebody asked Fire Water ST how he
liked the pastery he had for Sunday dinner.
"Ugh!" grunted ST, '1eave out the ~ and
you spell it right. Cook must take Injun
for heap big bill poster
"Did you see that3' said Mr.. Gallagher
as he pitched the horse shoe. "No," said
Andy, "but wish l had before it landed
and l would not be compelled to freight
around sore back for the next week.
The turnkey says that was false alarm,
a bum stear and several other things, about
him going to get married; said he: Chow
can l when I've only got seventeen cents in
the bank Search us; it simply can't be
done.
Those who hesitate are lost, also look
before you leap, but many a maiden has
hesitated and looked so long that they are
willing to leap into the matrimonial sea
blindfolded if given half a chance, and
not even wait to don bathing suit.
A love sick maiden writes in the column
for the love-lorn in one of the papers and
states that she is going with a real nice
young man and thinks the world of him;
but there is another one that she thinks
more of, so wants to know what she will
do. Don't know; might get transfer.
Bill Legs has embarked in the commits
sion business and now sells hen fruit as
side line. Said he: CHOW if the hens
don't join the union and 60 on a strike l
have it doped out, judging from my last
weeks profits, that l will be able to buy
an automobile 269 years from now
A news kid tore down the stem one day
and threw in the air brakes in time to slow
up near cop on the corner and said:
Il.
is on fire" 'Holy smoke! l thought by
the way you snubbed your drive wheels
that there was something the matter,'' said
the cop.
The doctor got hurry-up call for shop
G the other day. No there was nobody got
hurt; simply the gent was delegated to tell
Foreman Trott that he won the twenty-five
dollar prize forgot to break it to him gent
ly, and he took short nap. "Well, I'll
be whang doodled!'' was all he could say
when he came out of it.
The doctor has a whiskey glass in plain
view during sick call, and when a gent
blows in and begins to hand out the dis
tress signal, the doctor will take slant at
the glass and say: 'Have a drink and
most generally he gets a highball ''sure''
for an answer. The other day gent got
shot of the liquid candy izz and was heard
to remark when going out, 'I'm cured"
Master Rosing and Fitz showed up the
other day in the Deputy Warden's Office
carrying a large box. "What have you
got there?" asked the Deputy. ''Carry-
Nations" said Fitz. "Well, take her out
here" said Mr.. Backland, ''this is no
cemetery ooh, these are them carna-
tions what was ordered,' said Master
Rosing. "Oh,' said Deputy Backland,
as he breathed sigh of relief. ''Take
them and put them in the ice box till
wanted