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Montpelier examiner. [volume] (Montpelier, Idaho) 1895-1937, 1914-03-13
Great Expac4atlona.

In certain family the wife never
could see things when they were I'M
der her very nose, while the husband
had a positive genius for finding not
only hia own but other peoples
things. This gift seemed to have I'm.
pressed itself ON the children. for one
day his three-year-old came rushing
downstairs to exclaim:
"Oh. daddy. mothers lost some
thing; where is it,"
Montpelier examiner. [volume] (Montpelier, Idaho) 1895-1937, 1914-03-13
Words Without RhAmea.

There are many words In English
that have no rhyme. AS given ID
The Ryhmera' Lexicon. by Andrew
Lang. they are as follows: Aitch. alb.
amongst. avenge. bilge, bourn.
breadth. bFnsk, bulb. colt. conch, cuim,
cusp, depth. doth. eighth. fifth. fiim.
forge. forth. fugue. gulf. hemp. lounge.
mauve, month. morgue, mcnrned,
ninth. obllge, Of. pearl. pint, porch.
pork, poulp, prestige. puss. recumh.
sauce. scare. scarf. sixth, spofit. swoin,
syiph. tenth. torak. twelfth, IN.
plagued. volt. warmth. wasp. wharvea.
width, with. wolf. wolves.
Montpelier examiner. [volume] (Montpelier, Idaho) 1895-1937, 1914-03-13
r et


4 miner Ku4 killed. and \ thetfua
associate saa delegated e hgaaA tie
news to the Widow.
SO the tantfal faFIow called 81 hew
house and sAid
with jour golden hair. blue syaus
and pink aud white complexion. mm'aHs.
you'd hFRak EVERY heart In tewn IS
yea WeFn widows weeds
The young wntnaa laughed aaa
hinabAd for pleasure
''Ghs 70 On. Haia she.
And sou are i wld0m, ton. raid
tha saftfM miner quickly. selalHs HE
chance. Mills legs and aFmm waa
just blown off ID aa explosion. hut
by Jimminy. ma'am. ain't yuH aatu' 10
look good IN black, thought"
Montpelier examiner. [volume] (Montpelier, Idaho) 1895-1937, 1914-03-13
Hope.

When / come home tonight" said
Tommy's father, after Tommy had.
while in temper, upset the milk on
the clean tablecloth. Il shall punish
YOU
Gee" said Tommy along about
noon. Il hope they'll give dad raise
today
why do you want him to get q
raiser" the boys mother asked.
HE always seems to be so kind and
cheerful for about week after he gets
a raise"
Montpelier examiner. [volume] (Montpelier, Idaho) 1895-1937, 1914-03-13
pnaanea al liz.

4 tramp called 4 81. cobb's housa
one morning.
i've walked many milsa - #ea
You, sir ha said, because people
told me you were very kind % poor.
subordinate fell0mn liks me
Indeed. said the old gentleman.
"And are you going hack the same
wAyfa
yes. air. vas tha answer.
WELL aal6 Mr. Cobb, siuHt ton.
trmdlet thai rumor aa you go. wlll you J
Good morning ~lApplneoti.s.
Montpelier examiner. [volume] (Montpelier, Idaho) 1895-1937, 1914-03-13
espafatlna tks cream.

Don't grnmble II you fail 10 secure
as much cream aa aHnai from the pail
tul If milk yo8 ai,gwed 70 ser around
whlis yoa ehorsd q little. Chilled mflz
loses q portion n lss cram Ii wArrn-
inE Up ths hblmmtnE device. ard tbs
HoW of cream IL never as great as
where the milk h separated While a.
GEAR animal heat ii possible
Montpelier examiner. [volume] (Montpelier, Idaho) 1895-1937, 1914-03-13
Freedom.

We boast that we are q free peo-
Pile"
We'll. we are, aren't we?"
What about the married man who
has to work under the eye of boss Z"
You can't deny that he II compare
lively free while on his way TO and
from the once 7"
Montpelier examiner. [volume] (Montpelier, Idaho) 1895-1937, 1914-03-13
auatIe.

There is q certain party who is very
voluble. Long after q dialogue in
which he Ii concerned has reached
its logical finish he persists in drag
cling it forward, In stringing out his
sentences to the utmost notch. A
friend who was impatiently waiting
the other day for the verbose one to
wind up one OF his harangues testify
summed up his method In these
words:
There's Bill again at his favorite
game Of turning psriods into com.
magl"
Montpelier examiner. [volume] (Montpelier, Idaho) 1895-1937, 1914-03-13
His Object In Waiting.

Reserved Parson (doing an odd job
with the church fencel-"You appear
TO be watching me very closely, boy.
Do you take an interest in carpentry"
Boy-"No.s Rev. P.-"Then what are
you waiting for?" Boy-"rm waitin'
to hear wot a parson says when e Its
Is fumb wiz the 'ammer Punch.
Montpelier examiner. [volume] (Montpelier, Idaho) 1895-1937, 1914-03-13
Perhaps

"One Of Germany's most expert
photographers says American women
do not know how TO pose In order TO
get Iifelike pictures OF themselves.
Perhaps he has an idea that WON
en- would rather have lifelike pictures
Of themselves. than pictures that make
them look beautiful
Montpelier examiner. [volume] (Montpelier, Idaho) 1895-1937, 1914-03-13
An idea q. Bliss.

Teacher-Now, little girl. I have
told the class about the wicked place
being paved with good intentions.
Now, what do you suppose heaven ID
paved with?
Little Girls with delightful recol.
lection of q fresh air picnic1-Ham
sandwiches, bananas, an pie.
Montpelier examiner. [volume] (Montpelier, Idaho) 1895-1937, 1914-03-13
nnnd Raaann fnr aaIIInn.

A well-known lawyer had a horse
that always stopped and refused to
cross the bridge leading out of the
city No whipping. no urging, would
induce him to cross without stopping
So he advertised him:
ITO be sold, for no other reason
than that the owner wants to go Out
of town"
Montpelier examiner. [volume] (Montpelier, Idaho) 1895-1937, 1914-03-13

DO you think my daughter sings
any better than she did when she be-
gan receiving instructions from your
.soh. yes. much better. | ana often
able to listen 10 her fer ten or fifteen
minutes at a time nos.
Montpelier examiner. [volume] (Montpelier, Idaho) 1895-1937, 1914-03-13
still In nnllnf

so that is your lmpressionistic mas.
terpiece?"
Yes. What do you think OF it?'
1T ceretainly Ia wonderful piece OF
work. What 1t h intended to repre-
sent7"
Il have not decided as yet whether
to call it Sunset on the Moor or An
Orchard In Bloom"
Montpelier examiner. [volume] (Montpelier, Idaho) 1895-1937, 1914-03-13
AiFnoal fae4Er=.

DO you md thai this climate
agrees with your
NO. not any more than my wife
does"
Montpelier examiner. [volume] (Montpelier, Idaho) 1895-1937, 1914-03-13
Inalatan on Eair Game.

Golfer tunsteadied by good cheer1
to opponent-tsir, wish you clearly
to understand that / resent your UNI
warrant-your interference with my
game, sir. Tilt the green once more.
sir, and / chuck the Punch.
Montpelier examiner. [volume] (Montpelier, Idaho) 1895-1937, 1914-03-13
TheIr Act.

"The men In congress who are OPP
posing the Thanking privilege are act
ing quite apropos.'
'In what way7"
"In trying to lick the free stamp
proposition"
Montpelier examiner. [volume] (Montpelier, Idaho) 1895-1937, 1914-03-13
ciean Rad Tor Cows.

Cows ike a clean. dry bed Al night
;ust a. se DO. although they are not
blessed 9Th the po2er Of speech 70
say 20
Montpelier examiner. [volume] (Montpelier, Idaho) 1895-1937, 1914-03-13
Onlv ore ssBROMO OUENTNE''


To get the genuine. call for full name, LAxA-
TIVE BROM0 QUININE. Look for signature Of
Z. w. GROVE. Cures a Cold In One Day. $50.
Montpelier examiner. [volume] (Montpelier, Idaho) 1895-1937, 1914-03-13
How TO Move Them.

First Rector am going TO preach
TO the Four Hundred. How can /
move them?
Second You'll have to move
them In limousines.-Judge.
Montpelier examiner. [volume] (Montpelier, Idaho) 1895-1937, 1914-03-13

Il have engaged nj aaaeiaaey exp@Fs
to look over my poullry sarm.~
.sWhat foF7e
..sTo see IL ~ cant have lees eaekia
md more H#M#s
Montpelier examiner. [volume] (Montpelier, Idaho) 1895-1937, 1914-03-13

don [ kn0 "
the name of 1t, but
1t is q dear little
machine.
Has he tal1en
you out in p
an Ill
broke down In
such q nice lonely
Montpelier examiner. [volume] (Montpelier, Idaho) 1895-1937, 1914-03-13

He Ia always just on the point of
doing something worth while. but he
never makes good"
What do you suppose Is the rba.
son p
! think perhaps the fact that ne
has to stop 30 often for 4 drink may
have something 10 do with IL"
Montpelier examiner. [volume] (Montpelier, Idaho) 1895-1937, 1914-03-13

Ii a man can't make a noise in the
world in any other way, he shoots on
his mouth
Montpelier examiner. [volume] (Montpelier, Idaho) 1895-1937, 1914-03-13

1.-THE grand opera prima donna fell
down in the opening OF the aria"
Strange! So did our cook"
Montpelier examiner. [volume] (Montpelier, Idaho) 1895-1937, 1914-03-13
Raalnn fm Fasannln.,-

Corn and milk make an economical
ration for fattenias pig and produces
pork OF e4esiisnt quality.
Montpelier examiner. [volume] (Montpelier, Idaho) 1895-1937, 1914-03-13
Busy

The man who sets the fashions for
other men Is always kept too busy At
IL 10 be able 70 do anything worth
while
Montpelier examiner. [volume] (Montpelier, Idaho) 1895-1937, 1914-03-13
nnaaa laEanl.

Captain u Mtiltia Ton paFaaal fla
careful. maas md don't shove anybody
into Massachusetts
Montpelier examiner. [volume] (Montpelier, Idaho) 1895-1937, 1914-03-13

Mighty few welcomes come with a
guarantee not to wear out.
Montpelier examiner. [volume] (Montpelier, Idaho) 1895-1937, 1914-03-13

II yoa deat haaiava = w0maa easa
keep i seeFet. just aaA hss aEe - uHs
on the shady @ids u thirty.
Montpelier examiner. [volume] (Montpelier, Idaho) 1895-1937, 1914-03-13
SURPRISING Result.

why, isn't that furnace hot?"
Il don't know, / am sure, for it's
coaled"
Montpelier examiner. [volume] (Montpelier, Idaho) 1895-1937, 1914-03-13

Mere Sheep Needed.

sheep should b. raised more en-
tensiYeiy Ia the corn belt and in east,
srn gtateg
Montpelier examiner. [volume] (Montpelier, Idaho) 1895-1937, 1914-03-13

Don't cast slurs unless you are pre-
pared to reap a boomerang.
Montpelier examiner. [volume] (Montpelier, Idaho) 1895-1937, 1914-03-13

The donkey always thinks he pas
tnre IL letter over IN the next lot
Montpelier examiner. [volume] (Montpelier, Idaho) 1895-1937, 1914-03-13
Incrssasa Mllk Flos4.

Bran will not only produce more
milk but II wsIl induce ; greater
aow Of milk
Montpelier examiner. [volume] (Montpelier, Idaho) 1895-1937, 1914-03-13
Parha na.

place. We we're there three hours
undisturbed by anybody"
Montpelier examiner. [volume] (Montpelier, Idaho) 1895-1937, 1914-03-13
a aananl.

4 almost changed eoans-aaaee
when ! heard Il
What . pity you Lost such )
chaaeei.
Montpelier examiner. [volume] (Montpelier, Idaho) 1895-1937, 1914-03-13

Putnam Fadeless Dyes guarantee
satisfaction. Adv,
Montpelier examiner. [volume] (Montpelier, Idaho) 1895-1937, 1914-03-13
GRAND LITTLE MACHINE.

What kind Of an automobile Ia II
that Freddie Greenough drives7s
Montpelier examiner. [volume] (Montpelier, Idaho) 1895-1937, 1914-03-13
Easy to Find Out
-

docs your father object to Kiss
lng?"
Il don't know. Shall tell him that
you would like to kiss him?"
Montpelier examiner. [volume] (Montpelier, Idaho) 1895-1937, 1914-03-13
An Invitation.

Delighted Young Lady ito young
man she has been dancing with
Oh. could dance to heaven with
Montpelier examiner. [volume] (Montpelier, Idaho) 1895-1937, 1914-03-13
Ne would Dc pInerene.

= can twist my husband around my
little finger" said the Circassian
beauty.
That's all right" replied the fat
lady, 'tbut II you had married the ossi-
ied man instead Of a contortionist
you'd find him q harder customer 10
deal with
Montpelier examiner. [volume] (Montpelier, Idaho) 1895-1937, 1914-03-13
Treasure.

Rooster-W What's troubling you. my
dear?
Montpelier examiner. [volume] (Montpelier, Idaho) 1895-1937, 1914-03-13

Young Man-And can yon reverse?
The Seattle star. [volume] (Seattle, Wash.) 1899-1947, 1914-01-23
GIRL MOTHER HAS
A heavy BURDEN

Married az is. four years ago. the
days since then have not all been
bright with sunshine for Mrs. Dan
Gallagher. 1913 18th ay. W. OF Bal.
lard. who Ia small aud girlish
enough for a child OF 10. Her dis.
appointment and trouble were re-
yealed yesterday In her request for
assistance from County Charity
CallaEhan.
Il am really q years old" she
declared to the astonished commits
sioner as he looked at the little
woman, We've been married four
years. and have a little baby girl.
husband 10 Arrested
Its about her aud my husband
that I'm worry Ing. don't know
what 10 do. haven't any money
IL pay our rent.
My husband has been arrested.
He was working for firm in Port
Angeles. They sent some money
here for him. I thought II belonged
to him ! spent Il for the rent and
groceries. And now they say he has
committed grand larceny. They
have taken him away.
Has Her Two Sisters
IT wouldn't be so bad. only We
took two OF my sisters 10 help moth
or out. and ! have them with me.
You see. mother has eight children
The Seattle star. [volume] (Seattle, Wash.) 1899-1947, 1914-01-23

was assisted I'm large measure by
Gov. West. wlW has ideas OF his own
regarding prison reform,
MY new play viii be n mucH bet.
ter production than The Traffic.
which had It's first production here
last year. Miss Marshall says. MY
now play has been written nj great.
or Leisure. and | have had the bene.
III OF experience IN writing
Assisted by Bailey
Il have visited the prisons at
Salem. Walla Walla and nj McNeiln
Island. whore I talked with many OF
the prisoners. | have endeayored
to put into the new play pathos and
humor and tense dramatic ritua-
lions. In this work ! have been
greatly aided by Mr.. Oliver ID. Bal
ley. lie IN entitled to nj least half
the credit"
The Traffic" Miss Marshalrs
first play, In achieving great sue
cess IN Chicago.
In addition to the Chicago com
pRny. The Traffic" Is being pro.
duced by n road company In the
Central states 4 second road com.
pany Will soon be organized.
The Seattle star. [volume] (Seattle, Wash.) 1899-1947, 1914-01-23
IS DOING WELL GIVES HIS LIFE

PANA. H., Jan 23.-Caught up
on Long Hollow trestle of the Glow
er Leaf railroad, near Hanson, by n
train. Tony Liuneanch % years old,
gave up his life In saving his sis
ter. Miss Carrie Iiuneanch. and
Mess Lulu Sloat. He carried the
two young women In his arms al
most to the end of the trestle, and
cropped them In shallow water and
soft earth near the bank of the
creek. They were unlniured. but
before he could jump the engine
The Seattle star. [volume] (Seattle, Wash.) 1899-1947, 1914-01-23

- than s weeks time the
- rrsa, clc,hins Company. 1919
-, Ave-. just above Pike St op-
~. he Public Market. has been
49, ~ both fire and thieves.
-, - ,sr,sinly seems unfortunate
'.,,Hn. Rogers, proprietor OF the
:. mat. while speaking OF this
..,..sraiusry occurrence. but as tho
& .,,.x rpes. IT'S an III wind tina,
49, - sobcdy some good. We are
-. sashled to give tho public
:. S.ssfIt Of our losses The In
- ss,.srs companss loss Is the pub.
=. Mn. They hare paid for all
s,ol.s lires and these must now be
ssrs<d Of at once regardless OF
y - Or worth. We have marked
I, hrcken lines OF mems clothing.
~ ,hoes and furnishings at
,,,rsicsIly giveawAy prices. For
ks,pes ve have large lot OF
-, underwear. values to s2.oo.
re.d & ssc: mems slip-ons and
~uvusss Il CSC: $500 mems suits
: uss: mems hats. values 10 IS.
=. uen's shoes. value TO Sc. al
IN; uens SOC suspenders at &c.
ne rsees are merely examples
Z VIA, We are enabled TO give
faer are hundreds OF other bar.
ans Everything 10 arranged In
- nd priced for quick disposal.
n sale starts tomorrow al . a m.
an,
b sure TO remember the place.
shsn he big fire was December %.
f. ~ Hunt Clothing Store. at
IN INT Avenue. lust above Pike
~ oVposits the Public Market
The Seattle star. [volume] (Seattle, Wash.) 1899-1947, 1914-01-23
y. Of w. Girls Prison Play to BE
SSSSSS SSSSSS SSSSSS
Produced at Seattle Theatre

How criminals are made In our
penal institutions OF today II shown
In play nov IN course of propara.
ton by Miss Rachael Marshall. the
university Of Washington graduate.
who lives At the Buckingham apart.
rents. Seattle.
This is Miss Marshalls second
PLAY She has chosen for Il the
nemo The Crime of the Law" Il
viii be produced az the Seattle the.
atre by the BAILEY a Mitchell play.
ors the week beginning January g6.
As described by Miss Marshall.
her new play viii be original In thar
there viii be no waits between acts.
A Voice In the Dark
While the scenes are shifted, a
voice from the darkened stage a
voice supposedly In the future will
ten the story Of what led up to the
crime OF the law. and OF how, after
Years spent IN prison. the old man
who had been criminal In his
youth. Was made good citizen
through proper methods In prison
lie
Visits Many Prisons
Material for The Crime OF the
The Seattle star. [volume] (Seattle, Wash.) 1899-1947, 1914-01-23

and cant do much for them. much
less for me.
II thought maybe maybe you
could do something for us until my
husband gets out"
callaghan can advance only $40
n month In such caaos. according TO
regulations.
hut he will attempt 10 secure a
larger sum for her.
The Seattle star. [volume] (Seattle, Wash.) 1899-1947, 1914-01-23

MIDDLETOWN. n. Y. Jan. "a
Race suicide seems TO he far from
the thoughts OF Mr.. and Mrs, ste
pbep Laforge OF F'alroaks, near this
city. Mrs. Laforge has given birth
TO her 22nd child. n girl.
Laforge II 70 years old and Mrs.
Iaforge Is 46. There was only one
set Of twins among the % children.
"A of whom are living. Laforge Is
the father of % children, having
been married twice. and had five
children by his first wife.
The Seattle star. [volume] (Seattle, Wash.) 1899-1947, 1914-01-23
Complete Report
of Market Today

News Of the condemnation OF
1000 cubes OF New Zealand butter
by the government has come In the
way of glad tidings 20 local jobbcrs.
Owing 10 the presence OF the for.
eign stock. the market was facing
an oversupply.
Eggs have remained at the same
price for the week as was fixed
Monday. The present quotations
may carry into the coming week.
A slight decline has occurred in
the quotations for cabbage.
and fruit;
The Seattle star. [volume] (Seattle, Wash.) 1899-1947, 1914-01-23
TACOMA FEARS
IT WAS STUN G

Because Seattle bought Sea
grave aerial fire truck s2.700 cheap
err than Tacoma, four officials from
the City OF Destiny called on Comp.
troller Carroll yesterday In an at
tempt TO find out a reason for the
difference in price. Commissioner
A. n. Mills. who bought the truck
for Tacoma. says he will make n
statement when the committee gets
through investigating.
The Seattle star. [volume] (Seattle, Wash.) 1899-1947, 1914-01-23

usrss 4. remedy ths, cure. -hils
,ov SLEEP 80 poisonous erpss 90 s~s
io~ No ssaS stomach o. digestive
trogaIss do. TO drggxins This remedy
IA natures msafcins-- Elsc,riei'y
Dont tax. snoshsr fcs- 81 drugs
You knor how Their must upset your
..sfnarh and cause bad fissssion. fp1
..a,v IN. fa.ny ai.asrssabl. effects %
a,ux. yet you 90 on takins them for
.x.ry little pain or disorder. Just b
raa.s you we're taught ma nothing
else could cure
w. hav. IN. natural way % rnrins
atsordsr. and rhranir niifnents ~fhs
~@Y nature does H. We cure WIN
electricity
IN. reason drurs 40 no, cure 10 b
cause they DO nor help nsturs Mature
need. electricity. usurishmsns, some
tninx that builds up Druss contain no
nourlshrnsut no electricity luS POI
son, which tears down
our -.y Of curtns 10 to rss'or- slice
,rctty vh.r. II 10 needed and pain
ara Disorders disappear. that's Dc
asuss sisosriciiy gives strength, po-er
10 N. BODY, enabling every organ 70
psrrorrn tie work properlyi and Fh"h
svsry organ 10 In . stronG. hsaithy con
fi,ion. th~rs can b no pain OF aiimsh'
Wear E1.ctra vita Will. you sleep
n feeds a constant stream OF eeo'Il''.t
to your asrvsa. ard hsT csrfy " 70
svsrT organ and tissue or your ooof
restoring health snf Vim
electra. vita 10 a ssif-oharxsd body
h.t,.ry witch rsnssstss steady, m p
b-ok.n stream Of r.ivsnic electricity.
ard tnsusss this into the nerves w lu'
~. right volume n builds NJ vifaih1
ana strength. and ourss ailrnsnt. 70
.tt,inx from . d.biiiis'sd state OF the
nerves and vital organs
car~s Lame Baoh. Rheumsfism. s'orr
arh Troubie
Electra vita cured my rheumatism
ard lame back and restored my "on
ach and bowels 30 their normal oonai
-, rnr.id,r n a fine treatment for
80 ,roubi.s J - SPENCER
,s.n f..i. % Chshaits WASH
The Seattle star. [volume] (Seattle, Wash.) 1899-1947, 1914-01-23
DRINK HOT TEA
FOR a GAO COLD

Get a small package OF Hamburg
Breast Tea. or as the Herman folks
call u. Hamburger Brust Thee. ="
NJ any pharmacy. Take a table
spoonful OF the tea. put cup Of
boiling water upon Il. pour through
a Sieve and drink a toacnpful Mt
any time. II IL the most cffcctiv.
way TO break n cold and cure grip.
80 II opens tho pores. relieving
congeAtion. Also lOosens tho bow
els. thus breaking n cold nj o.'ee.
Il IL inexpensive and entirely
vegetable therefore harmless --
Advertisement.
The Seattle star. [volume] (Seattle, Wash.) 1899-1947, 1914-01-23
ARE YOU READY?

Under the new income tar law. all
corporations. joint stock companies.
companies and individuals
deriving their income from the
United States arc required TO file
their reports with the collector OF
internal revenue before March 1. un-
der penalty OF being assessed an
additional tar.
II one is single. his incom. IN ex.
empt from tar up TO an extent of
$4,000. n married. $4,000 liz the
limit.
The Seattle star. [volume] (Seattle, Wash.) 1899-1947, 1914-01-23
SMITHS IN FACT,
AS WELL AS NAME

BOYERSTOWN, Pa. Jan. %.
r.. s. Smith. blacksmith
and wheelwright, is the father
of six stalwart sons. who not
only bear the name of Smith,
but are smiths in fact. All as
sist the father in his business,
The Seattle star. [volume] (Seattle, Wash.) 1899-1947, 1914-01-23
COESFOUR WAYS

NEW YORK. 2S.-By means
OF new applications OF the dic.a-
graph and the. acousticon, the Rey.
DR.. Charles Il. jefferson. pastor Of
the Broadway tabernacle. spreads
the gospel simultaneously TO four
congregations.
The Seattle star. [volume] (Seattle, Wash.) 1899-1947, 1914-01-23
PHOTO
PLAYS

Florence Turner" NJ one time
a star with Mary Pickford. now
playing at the Clemmer. viii be
seen In film produced by her own
company called the Turner Film
company. The Harper Mystery"
In three reels. In the name OF tn.
story and Il 10 n detective plot
The Seattle star. [volume] (Seattle, Wash.) 1899-1947, 1914-01-23
DECORATE JAP

The emperor of Japan. on Deccm.
Der 81 bestowed a high honor upon
Unto Yamaguchi. a University OF
Washington graduate. when he doc
GRATED him with the Sixth order Of
the Sacred Treasure Yamaguchi
left school in 1899 and took up edu.
cational work In his own land.
The Seattle star. [volume] (Seattle, Wash.) 1899-1947, 1914-01-23
DOWNTOWN THEATRES
Cicmmer All Week

ctommer All Week
Tho Bishops Carriage" four.
part Famous Players feature.
Class A Until Saturday Night
a CircumHtAntlal Nurse" prin.
cess drama. The l.oafer." Reli.
ance drama. Kentucky Romance"
Kay noc drama. Too Many
Brides" Keystone comedy.
Colonial Un,li Saturday Night
''vavasour Bail" two.part svita-
graph drama. Insects That Mimic"
and Submarine Mysteries" Psthe
cduoationals: Reggie. the Dare.
devil" and Just Boys" Blograph
comedies.
Melbourne Until Saturday Nigh;
The Power OF Light. two-reei
American drama. Won IN a
Closet" Keystone comedy. The
Sacrifice" Reliance drama.
BABY" Majestic comedy drama.
Grand Until Saturday Might
The infofmcr." tworeel Dom.
ino drama. Mutual Weekly No.
55.- Some Roguos and n Girl" Re-
lance comedy.
Circuit Until Saturday Might
The Roguea OF Paris" four-roel
solax drama: "a New Mother'n.
Law" comedy.
THINGS WE'VE NOTICED;
Policemen Invariably swinE
their clubs until something hap.
penA 20 distract their attention
from this paHtimc. And then
again. their feet aren't large
enough.
Hartenders are very prone 20
lean on tho bar with both elbows.
They are generally engaged In
gossiping with the kind OF pa.
trun who turns sideways when
drinking 40 you can sec the
Elass.
Tho mos, difficult part ~ n
safe robbery II always pulled off
In half the time II takes to slice
cnstard pie.
Three.handcd poker games arc
uncommonly popular.
People Invariably board trains
without saving the extra fare
they would save by buying a
ticket.
The evidence secured In n
third degree" is always instan'
tanoously conclusive
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During his recent visit to Wash.
ington, ex-president Tag was OF.
fered the hospitality of the White
House. Knoxville Journal anr
Tribune.
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struck him and threw him into the
creek with crushed skull.
George Smith. who was with :Ge
party. jumped and was uninjured,