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Ottumwa tri-weekly courier. [volume] (Ottumwa, Iowa) 1903-1916, 1914-11-17

small man und stamp him into der
ground I call for der police, und three
loafers try to break my back.
when der ambulance comes und
takes away five dead players und
weep a leetle, vhas hit all over init
clubs und sent home in a bakers
wagon und don't know something's for
two days.
"Oh, no, I Wasn't dead. 1 shust &c
to a foot ball game mitout understand
ing What I vhas expected to do when
hot wave come. Maybe it vhas
fun dunno!'
Ottumwa tri-weekly courier. [volume] (Ottumwa, Iowa) 1903-1916, 1914-11-17

unusually cold winter"
ION account Of the war, it will be ar
unusually mild winter"
ION account of Russia mixing In
there will be billiards In December
I'm order that the Kaiser may not
have to use a snow-shovel in front OF
his palace in Berlin the winter will be
without snow"
IF, there are seven feet Of snow In
January England must be blamed for
It."
1T will rain ferociously every week
through the winter"
"'Made in the United States will be
the brand Of the coming winter"
"If there are no skeeters in Febru-
airy lay 1t to Austria"
1.-The cold will be unprecedented
Now is the time to lay in your sup.
ply of winter fly-screens."
with fur overcoat and a straw
hat you will be sure to hit it."
Ottumwa tri-weekly courier. [volume] (Ottumwa, Iowa) 1903-1916, 1914-11-17
Hammerdinger Explains

n HAS hit by some cyclones? Vhas
I bounced by some street cars
- Was I going by der city hall
when she falls down on me? Does
some earthquake hit me all over at
once?
"Oh, no. It vhas simply dot I go
by game Of football und don't under
stand der rules.
when der right-tackle knocks der
head off der left-tackle und I don't
cheer Teller blacks my eyes.
when der whole-back kicks der
half-back in der stomach und I don't
clap my hands und cry out Good! a
Teller kicks me on both shins.
when der go-back shumps on der
comeback and breaks his ribs und I
say 1t vhas too bad, a Teller almost
breaks my jaw NIT his fist.
When seventeen men shump on a
Ottumwa tri-weekly courier. [volume] (Ottumwa, Iowa) 1903-1916, 1914-11-17
FOOTBALL CAREER FIRST.

What is your boy going to be when
he grows up?"
II don't know. We've not got that
far yet? We're devoting all our time
to ways and means for bringing him
safely through his college football pc
Rod. After that We'll probably choose
a career for him."
Ottumwa tri-weekly courier. [volume] (Ottumwa, Iowa) 1903-1916, 1914-11-17
WINTER.

Ole Mistah Winters comm on,
l feel it in nah bones;
mind de way de shutters bang
An how de cold win groans,
De leaves am droppin' from de trees,
An every plant looks sad
An yesterday de robin left
Dat pleasant home he had.
Ottumwa tri-weekly courier. [volume] (Ottumwa, Iowa) 1903-1916, 1914-11-17
They Got Him Started

II e was a strapping young man. al
though he walked with limp,
and he had such a determined
look on his face as he asked a police
man the way to the football grounds
that the officer felt it his duty to ask:
Ottumwa tri-weekly courier. [volume] (Ottumwa, Iowa) 1903-1916, 1914-11-17
AS They See 1t

- HE various weather prophets
around the country have been
~ hard at work for a month past,
and they have presented to the coun-
try the following choice miscellany: :
ION account of the war, it will be an
Ottumwa tri-weekly courier. [volume] (Ottumwa, Iowa) 1903-1916, 1914-11-17

a career for him."
Ottumwa tri-weekly courier. [volume] (Ottumwa, Iowa) 1903-1916, 1914-11-17
SIMPLIFIED

Young Bangs Is relieved OF one
trouble, anyhow.
What's that?
He won't have to lie about his SAL
airy to the girl he's going to marry.
He works for her father.
Atlanta Georgian. [volume] (Atlanta, Ga.) 1912-1939, 1914-03-29

banded together in the days when
they were all brides, and there are
several monuments to their zeal and
activity, among them the cornelia
Moore Day Nursery. which is main.
tanned by the order as a memorial to
Cornelia Moore, the young daughter
OF one OF the orders members.
Those composing the order are Mrs.
Field, Mrs. Robert Foreman. Mrs.
william d. Ellis. Jr, Mrs. Henry IN
man, Mrs. Morris Brandon Mrs. Wiz
mer L. Moore Mrs. Robert Foster
Maddox. Mrs. Maud Barker Cobb and
Mrs. Preston Arkwright.
The marriage of Miss Edith Dom
aldson, daughter Of Mr.. and Mrs. w.
r. Donaldson, to w. o. Sims is an
nounced, having taken place Tuesday
evening, March "a, the Rev, G. M.
Fakes officiating. Only few friends
were present.
w NEW ENGLAND visitor who has
~ come down to spend the early
spring In the South Is Mrs. John
Tilson, Of New Haven. the guest Of
Mrs. william ]. TiIson, at the Tilson
home at East Lake. Mrs. Tilson is
the wife of Congressman Tilson. and
will be rendered a number Of parties
after Easter.
At the meeting Of Mrs. Tilson's
bridge Club last week one extra table
was entertained in honor Of Mrs. Til
son.
G OCIETY will again launch into
the theatrical world when the
Players Club repeats its recent
production of THE Genius" on Tues
day evening. This time the play will
be given for the benefit Of the Elks,
who sponsor the entertainment and
are most active in the sale Of tickets,
The play will be given at the Grand
and the players VIII doubtless meet
with the same enthusiastic reception
d
Atlanta Georgian. [volume] (Atlanta, Ga.) 1912-1939, 1914-03-29
\ a ISIS JENNIE D. HARRIs enter-

MAISs JENNIE d. HARRIS enter
tanned the members OF her
bridge club Tuesday morning in
honor of Miss Aileen Devereux, the
guest OF Miss Helen Dargan. The Ia
bic in the dining room where lunch
con was served had in it's center a
basket filled with jonquils and ferns.
Those present were Miss Helen
Dargan and her guest, Miss Aileen
Devereux, of Cleveland, Ohio; Miss
Mary Helen Moody, Mrs. Rucker Nc
Carly, Mrs. Milton Dargan. Jr., Mrs
Forrest Adair. Jr.. and Mrs. Marion
Smith.
Mr.. and Mrs. William B. Seabrook
entertained at an informal dancing
party Tuesday night at their home on
North Boulevard, in compliment 70
Miss Cary Ludwig and her guest,
Miss Elsie Crawford.
The order OF Old Fashioned Wom-
en- was entertained at its regu-
ular meeting last week by Mrs.
Julian Field. the meeting having an
added pleasure in the presence Of
Mrs. Fields sister, Mrs. Calvin Nor
gan McClung, Of Knoxville, whose
visit to her parents. Mr.. and Mrs A.
D. Adair, was the occasion for much
pleasure to her many friends here.
Mrs. Field entertained her guests at
a luncheon served from table deco
rated with yellow and brown tulips
arranged In low green wicker bas-
ket. At the four corners OF the table
stood candlesticks OF wrought brass,
bearing yellow tapers tipped with
brass shades. The minor details Of
the table were all in yellow.
The meetings Of this club have been
of much pleasure to the members. and
have also been OF great profit to the
poor and needy, as splendid work
has been carried on for years by the
order These prominent matrons
Atlanta Georgian. [volume] (Atlanta, Ga.) 1912-1939, 1914-03-29

they received when the play was pre-
scented three or four weeks ago. Ow-
ing to unavoidable circumstances a
few changes have been made in the
cast Mrs. w. g. Jarnagin, one Of
Atlanta's most talented women, win
take the leading part Of Nell. an art
lists model, and Miss Frances Clarke
will take the the part Of Lily Scott.
the girl Lamar Hill and Franklin
Mikell will be new members Of the
cast. and the same handsome stage
settings which added so much to the
former production win be used.
Other members of the cast who win
ada to the evenings pleasure will be
Mrs Robert Small, Mrs. Edward II.
Barnes. Mrs Allan Claude Weller,
Miss Zoe Coburn, Frank Taylor, Ham
ilton Douglas, Jr., Dana Belcer. G. f..
Bonavitz and Allan Claude Weller.
Frank Taylor plays the part Of
THE Genius" and gives finished in-
depreciation of the character. Re-
hearsals are held every evening, SUI
perVised by the efficient president of
the club, Mrs Thomas B. Fielder.
Everything points TO splendid pro-
duction.
" GROUP of Boston visitors were
~ guests Of Mr.. and Mrs. Thorn
well Jacobs for the week end,
and were rendered several informal
little parties during their visit. These
visitors included Mrs. Jacobs father,
John Lesh, OF Boston; Mrs. w. f..
Camp, Mrs. Edward Mcclellan and
Mr.. and Mrs. H. T. Lesh. all Of Bos-
ton.
John Lesh came over from Som
merville, S. C., to see his daughter,
and Mr. and Mrs. III, b. Lesh and Mrs.
Mcclellan came from Augusta, where
they have been spending some time,
Soon after their arrival Mrs. Lesh
and Mrs Camp were rendered an int
formal tea by Mrs. w. A. Neal. They
gathered about "a table decorated
with pink hyacinths and jonquils. In
vited to meet the visitors were a
group OF Mrs, Meals neighbors, in%
GLIDING Mrs. Samuel T Weyman, Mrs.
Hugh Lokey, Mrs. w. S. Duncan, Mrs.
Robert H. Jones, Mrs. Rolf Sims. Mrs.
Henry S. johnson, Mrs. Stephen Bar
nett, Mrs. e. H, Barnett, Mrs. VIII
Atlanta Georgian. [volume] (Atlanta, Ga.) 1912-1939, 1914-03-29

liam Worth Martin, Mrs, T. H. Nell,
Mrs. Frank skinner and Mrs. Meals
daughters, Mrs. Frank Gum, Of Ma
con, Mrs. Thomas Latham and Mrs.
r. F. Irby.
The informal tea given by Mrs. Ja-
cobs at the Piedmont Driving CLUB
Saturday afternoon was also COM
Atlanta Georgian. [volume] (Atlanta, Ga.) 1912-1939, 1914-03-29

pliment to the Boston visitors In
yited to meet them were Mrs. Phin-
Ivy Calhoun, Mrs. Andrew Calhoun.
Mrs. Frank Inman, Mrs. ]. M. High,
Mrs. John B, Howe, Mrs. Edward T..
Bishop. Mrs Cam Dorsey Mrs. Chas
j. Haden, Mrs. Arnold Broyles and
Mrs. Edwin P. Ansley. W
Atlanta Georgian. [volume] (Atlanta, Ga.) 1912-1939, 1914-03-29
CAL EN- OAR FOR
WEEK IN SOCIETY


MONDAY.
Mrs. Frank D. Foster gives an
informal tea for Mrs. Max How
land, of Boston.
DR.. j. v. Pierson gives a theater
party for Miss Louise Scarborough
Of Columbus, and Miss Mary Lane,
Of Macon.
TUESDAY.
Mrs. Thomas Philip Human
gives an afternoon bridge party in
honor Of Miss Ida Grant, Of ST.
Louis, Mrs. Albert Golfers guest.
Miss Bessie Ksmpton gives an
: afternoon bridge party for her
quest, Miss Eioise Wilkes; Miss
Louise Scarborough, of Columbus,
and Miss Mary Lane, Of Macon.
The Players Club present The
Genius" at the Grand,
Cater WolIford gives . dinner
party at the Georgian Terrace in
honor Of Mr.. and Mrs. James E.
Wells.
Atlanta Philharmonic Orchestra
gives concert at the Atlanta The
alter.
- r. !. WEDNESDAY.
The Piedmont Driving Club gives
a tea dance for it's members from
5 until n o'clock.
Atlanta PAN Hellenic Society
meets At the University Club.
Miss Emma Jordan and her
guest, Miss Louise Scarborough, Of
Columbus, share honors at infor-
NAL dancing party given by West
End young man.
THURSDAY.
Mrs. Cora Nell Patten, Of Chi
cago, member of the board Of the
rama League OF America, gives
an interpretative reading Of lb-
ems brand" for the Drama
League.
-, !, Il I. FRIDAY.
Carnegie Library gIvee an infor.
NAL tea for Mrs. Max Rowland, of
Boston, former librarian.
SATURDAY.
Piedmont Driving Club gives a
dinner dance.
Joseph Habersham Chapter, D.
A. r., gives dance at the Pied
mont Hotel from 5 until z.
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emphasizes the best Paris ideas Of the atchles Gown
Nor. and Rroded Suits Afternoon and Evening

1t is time to think Of buying your afternoon and
evening frocks.
"A large showing here tomorrow in silks, gauzes,
nets, laces and chifons.
In many cases two or three of these and some
times all are combined in one Dress as Aufness and
elusive femininty are the most to be desired char
acteristics in the new gowns
You will find these features most charningy ex-
empli6ed in showing here tomorrow.
R B4ies fasn in !. j. $50 to $500
The Garden Island. [volume] (Lihue, Kauai, H.T.) 1902-current, 1914-06-16
STRANGE DOUBLE
ROAD ACCIDENT
lsut>

To narrowly escape death in the
same place and same way on sue
ceedilg- days. was the unusual ex-
perience of Mrs. +, O. Thurtell,
of J.ihue, Sunday and Yesterday.
She was being driven home from
the Makaweli baseball game in H.
S. Padgett's car Sunday, when
run into By a truck at the point
where the Koloa Sugar Company's
tramway is being laid along the
road, h Padgett's ar being
smashed.
Returning o Makaweli, Mrs.
Thurtell Yesterday morning secur-
cd her own car, which had been
left at Bertrdm ; garage, Waimea,
for M inor repairs, and started
again for Lihue. AT identically the
same spot one of the big passenger
trucks suddenly wheeled around
the corner and brushed along the
side of ker machine before it could
be stopped, missing wrecking it by
a hairs breadth.
The Garden Island. [volume] (Lihue, Kauai, H.T.) 1902-current, 1914-06-16
BENEFIT CONCERT
4 GREAT SUCCESS

The benefit concert given in
Lihue Social Hall Saturday even
ing for the assistance of the Ha-
waiian churches in sending their
delegates to h convention on
Maui was distinct success from
every point Of view. The total
sum of S2Sl was netted, the ex-
penses of the affair having been
provided for privately by friends.
1t is to be regretted that space
forbids a detailed account Of the
many excellent features. the con-
cert being one of the most enjoy
able ever attempted locally. The
solos by Mrs. Mary Agnes Rice,
violin contributions Of Ms, Put
man, 'he singing Sl Mi Louise
Day, Miss d IRA Pieler, Ms. Louise
Sheldon. Miss Hannah ! cobson,
and the judicial chorus COM
posed of Judges Dickey, Dole, Ka-
pahee, Puuiki and Ia vi, were
far above the average i'll point of
excellence and drew forth rounds
of applause The singing BY the
quartettes and Choruses, as we'll as
the music of the Lihue Glee Club,
also assisted much in rounding out
the success Of the program.
The Garden Island. [volume] (Lihue, Kauai, H.T.) 1902-current, 1914-06-16
LATEST OUTSIDE NEWS
BY MAIL AND WIRELESS
Tuesday June 10.

Sugar Raws 339; beets, 1858.
Honouu-R J. Richie the arrested cable from Seattle
gross cheat small clothes line (Which had evident
smugged hm from the third floor of Oahu Jail during
Sunday night and escaped.
Joe Cohen has announced his candidacy for the office OF mayor
of Honolulu.
sensation caused here today through the
President Wilson that the psychological de-
preston of big business and others desiring
postponement legislation. number of letters and telegam
addressed by members of Congress also made
public.
Redding CaThe flow of flames and shower of bouldes from
have about conditions TO be returning to
normal.
CityAnn made here that the rebel guard
FederaS with OF 5000
Sllo-The rebels admit that the Fdes stubborny defend
ing Zacatecas that both sides heavily.
Washington President Wilson today signed the amended canal
tolls bill,
Continued page
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Waimea Literary

The residence of Mr.. T. Brandt
was the scene of an unusally large
gathering of the Waimea Literary
Club Saturday evening. Rev. c.
y. Milliken was h principal
sp ,aker. The following were elect
ed officers for the ensuing year
l.. w. Hart, president; 7. Brandt,
vice president; Mrs. c. B. Hof-
gard, secretary; F. H. Aaser,
treasurer; G. 7. Greig, Mrs. H. c.
Brown and Mrs. Z. A. Knudsen
additional directors.
The Garden Island. [volume] (Lihue, Kauai, H.T.) 1902-current, 1914-06-16
THE LUNCHEON SESSION
Of CHAMBER Of COMMERCE

Forty seven members of the
Kauai Chamber of Commerce and
guests foregathered at the Fairview
Hotel, in Lihue, at ! O. clock last
Thursday afternoon for the Cham
bers first luncheon session, the
meeting having pleasant and pro-
ftable continuance for two hours,
when adjournment was taken to
the annual gathering. which will
be held in Lihue on August Is.
The banquet table had been ar
ranged in the shape of the letter l.,
the working officers president,
secretary and treasurer) having
seats at the angle. The table had
been tastefully decorated with
floral schemes, while potted plants
adorned the room at various points.
When the luncheon was about half
hrough, President Rohrig arose,
neatly welcomed members ard
their guests and stated the objects
of the luncheon-session, which he
characterized as an experiment.
The minutes out of the way, a
humber of communications were
read, and a call was made for pro-
posals of narnes for membership.
The following were proposed:
By w. H. Grote, +. Mahn; bv l..
d. Timmons, J. H. Moragne; by
Judge Hofgaard, 7. Blackstad; by
J. l. Silva, Geo. a. Gonsalves and
c. H. Alspaugh; by II. H, Brodie,
VIM. Ebeling, H. N. Browne, G..
F. Rankin, J. H. Bole, ID K.
Hayselden and NJ. J. Carvallo; by
Chas. A. Rice, Albert Horner and
Rev. Chas. D. Milliken; by G.
Hansen, A. G.. Hime and w. Dan
ford; by E. H. w. Broadbent, Mr.
Tracey; by Th. Brandt, F. Cox;
by A. D. Hills, J. c. bort; by J..
K. Cockett, P. A. Romano; by w.
D. ~ McBryde, E. Cropp, Louis
Conradt, James K. Kula, Henry
Blake, A. G.. Kaulukou J. NJ. Ka-
neakua, S. Ozaki and R. w. 7.
Purvis. Total, 27.
There was some discussion as to
whether the names should be acted
on separately, finally resulting in
a motion by Mr.. Lydgate that all
OF the names be elected to member
ship. This carried by unanimous
vote.
On suggestion of Mr.. Lydgate,
which was put into the form of a
motion and carried, no dues will
be collected from new members for
the uneXpired period to August IS,
the end of the Chambers year.
The Promotion and Transporta-
ton committees reported progress
on their work in hand.
]. M. Lydgate gave notice of his
intention to introduce TT in
amendments to the rules and by
laws, to be acted upon at the an
nual meeting in August. on which
account President Rohrig gave no.
tice that a special meeting would
immediately precede the annual
session in order that the proposed
amendments might receive II e
consideration prescribed by t h e
rules.
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Mr.. Broadbent moved that ar
rangements for the annual meeting
be left to the directors. Mr.. w.
II. Rice amended to the effect that
in view os the large amount of
important business to come up, it
not b a luncheon session. The
motion as amended carried.
AFTER ESTRAY COWS
Mr.. Broadbent vigorously assail-
ed the present condition of things
which permitted live stock to roam
at will OH tine public highways.
and urged the passage of resolu-
tons condemning the situation.
Mr. Coney stated that this matter
was threshed out by the Legislature,
resulting in law which applied
differently to different islands. The
Legislature had left it open, how
ever, so that the various counties
could enact such regulations. as
might best suit their own peculiar
conditions. III his opinion it was
up to the supervisors to pass such
ordinances as would cover h e
matter.
Nh. McBrvde recited the trials
and tribulations of the supervisors
over this cattle ordinance matter.
The county attorney had worked
himself almost to the limit OH it,
but had not yet evolved tangible,
workable scheme. The speaker
wished to say that the supervisors
desired an expression from the
Chamber of Commerce on the ques-
ton, in order that they might feel
certain public sentiment was be-
hind them in whatever might be
done.
w H. Rice, Jr., speaking as head
of the police department, stated that
he was ready to enforce a law in
regard to estrays, but he had been
instructed bv the legal arm of the
SONSl lllllChl bllhl tllSlS Wdo llO dd-
equate law. His hands were tied.
He was anxious 20 go ahead, but
could not take action without law
behind him.
By general consent, recess was
taken for five minutes in order to
give Mr.. S. f. Hannestad Cap
pointed as a committee of one)
time i'll which to draft suitable
resolution. Mr.. Hannestad report
ed the following, which was adopt
ed by unanimous vote:
RESOLVED: That the Kauai
Chamber of Commerce urge upon
the Board of Supervisors of the
County Of Kauai the desirability
and necessity of more stringent
laws with regard to estravs upon
the government roads;
RESOLVED, further: Il II at
the Kauai Chamber of Commerce
request the said Board of Supervi-
sors to pass all ordinance prohibit
ing tine allowing of estrays upon
the public highways;
RESOLVED, also: 7 hat a
copy of this resolution be present
Continued OIL page
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Holy Ghost Festival

A Holy Ghost Festival will be
held on the grounds of the Catho-
lie churCh II III Elcele Saturday
evening. Music bs the Homestead
band. Everybody welcome.
The Garden Island. [volume] (Lihue, Kauai, H.T.) 1902-current, 1914-06-16

Mr.. Van Arnswaldt, head sugar
boiler at Kekaha, will give up his
position at the end of the present
season, and will 90 to new fields.
The Garden Island. [volume] (Lihue, Kauai, H.T.) 1902-current, 1914-06-16
KUH|O MAKES HIS
ANNOUNCEMENT"

neSday as the date for his an
nouncement of candidacy to Sue
ceed himself as delegate in Con-
gress. he at that time giving out
the following vague and indefinite
statement as his coming out"
pronunciamento:
To the Electors of the Terri
tory of Hawaii:
Conference.-The time seems
HOW opportune in which to express
to YOU my sine re appreciation of
the confidence which you have re-
posed in me in the past evidenc-
Cd by six successive elections, as
your representative in the federal
congress at Washington.
During my long service in that
body, as your representative, it has
ever been my aim to consult your
wishes and to advance and promote
the interests of Hawaii. In this
effort l have not always succeeded
to the extent of my desires, des-
plte the sincerity of my wishes and
ende~- ut on the whole, | be-
j , iirly lay claim to at
6 ia measure of success
is to the lot of re-
pt in that house.
1Tofe,nrately and unexpected
ly l was obliged to temporarily
sebandon my duties at Washingto ton
1during the winter last past, and
upon the advice of my physician,
to seek a milder climate in the
hope of speedy restoration of my
health, which had been there sud-
denly and unexpectedly affected.
A sojourn of several weeks at Paso
Robes, in California, was disap-
pointing in its effects, and 1 was
!, further obliged, upon medical ad-
vice, to return to sunny Hawaii,
w ere Our own incompatible
climate has, happily, so far res
tored my health, that l may hope
t. return to Washington in the
near future If the present session
of congress shall be prolonged.
Since my return to Hawaii, l
have been urged by many loyal
friends who have supported me in
the past, to again permit my name
to go before the electors as a cam
didate for re- election to congress
in November next, an d after
mature deliberation | have con-
sented to become such candidate.
Believing as l do, that the best
interests of this Territory require
that it be represented in congress
by Republican, and further be-
\ lievirg that my experience in con-
hress during nearly twelve years
Ylast past may be fruitful of good
results in my endeavors to further
promote the interests of Hawaii at
the nations capital, l hereby res
pectfully announce myself as a can
didate for your suffrages at the
ensuing election; and l promise, if
you again honor me with YOUR
confidence, that my best endeavors
shall be eXerted in your behalf.
VERY respectfully, your obe-
dient servant.
J. KALANIANAOLE,
Delegate i'll congress from Ha
waii.
Honolulu, Hawaii, June 10,
1914"
The Garden Island. [volume] (Lihue, Kauai, H.T.) 1902-current, 1914-06-16

lust the thing for this hot wea-
ther-grape juice soda at Lihue Store
soda fountain. Advt.
The Garden Island. [volume] (Lihue, Kauai, H.T.) 1902-current, 1914-06-16

Ice cream soda, any flavor, 10
cents, Just the thing for this hot
weather. Lihue Store soda foun-
tain. Advt.