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Washington Journal., 1914-07-18

4 nj @iioiueIten unierer 5taot, al
Der gde ser 6. uno g StrnBe, b6lt
Serr Senrp Senniee cine QueIe fir
6ie 9urItigen nu6 er ipiiroe iifl freu-
en-, peun ale Ieine 6reunoe, uno Der
Iin0 gar pieIe, BET ibrer @%nnOernna
in ierem Staotteile beim Senrb bor-
lpre6en woIten nm lih an ieinen
Grfriidungen 81 laben.
Washington Journal., 1914-07-18
gslO fiir nellc sdnlc,

9os llnterbous, Nas an MittwodJ
ais aomitc tagte, bemiaigte $3.50
900 fiir oie meitlihe &ohihulc, sic
I'M Sfpril oilr1 5eter beihdoi9t NOR
Sen mar. Ger 5iir geriiiglng &c
Itelltc getrag fiir ben Neubau lit bic
b6blte 5umme in Dem 9iitrift 81
htmbia Sell Der aageneinen 9efi3it-
9fl. Sir Die iibrigen Seile Der
Staot muroen $73, 900 allSgciuorfen
Washington Journal., 1914-07-18
0as MdtItMnOenaeiet anncfOdten

SSla GGer0criAt oeS 0iItrifts So
lmibia mltroe poriguI Wpntng einy
alaac eillaerci1t, Onrb Delde 0ir
6onlliAtipnalitdt oc3 @cIcbcS feIt-
leiteat mcrOen ioii, welhc9 perbic-
tel. Deb 6rallen III @otelS Ncltnlt-
rants, Serfnnis bdnlern, Sabrite!l
ulp. ldllaer ais ADJ 1tnlIOell Den
Gag bciGdfiigt merOen. 9ie ala-
&c uiro uotl 9aIi[ 9. G%aralDan, ci-
nem Nftionar Der GongreB SPOIL SO
tef 60 gefiibrt. Sn Ser &lugci6rift
miro angefiibrt, Dab Der GOugreB,
Der 0as @eieb ii Sen leBten Moila-
ten Der 8eft'iGcn NOminiItratiOtt
kmabnb ,fein 9iedt babe, @oiclS
por5ulAreiben, nt!e niele Stimorn
Ocli Gag ODER III Der 8o9e tic Sralt-
eli bcihditigen oiirfcl, pDer Den
Jralteli 81 perbieten idager olS s
5tlnorn ben Gag o0er AS StlmOcu
in Der Mod)e IN @otels 5l arbeitrll
SSn Der @lageidrift miro mcitcr be.
balIptet, Dab Is mlm6glta lei, untel
Den 8eitimnllngcn oeS @eiebes ell
@otel oocr 9ieitalraut nit Yrofii
81 batrei6cn.
Washington Journal., 1914-07-18
1ilriftg gieieruiitsm ma~nSuerieren

9lm lebten Niittpoh idiiitcn iid
Die 9lcicruiiten 0es Giitrifts Gollmi-
6ia mo unoercr Staten nui Dem
aricgsidiif 9iboOe SslnnO eilL llnl
i'll 8argicr Soufo ST man6perierel
G6euio fd6rt Der &reu5cr Wtontgo-
merD nit oelI 9%feierpiiten BON Wiarp.
lalto uaG Ealgicr Sonlo sum iel-
ben 3med alb. &orbcr miro Der
&rel3er Olunition BON Der NnDp
0ar0 aufnebnlen.
Washington Journal., 1914-07-18
aeiuc nGcrsluic4 GurpUratiOn.

Sir gctreue Gienltc in pcraangc
men Sabre bat Die uGppitol Fraction
Co. S2f.6S0 ais Yelohmlng an ii
re Gon0llfteure mo Wtotoriiibrci
perteilt. sic iolate oaniit eilien'
idhrlihen @ebraud. 2caitc. Oie 10
5. 2 mo / SSobr BEL Der Gompagnil
bpidaftiot iiuo, erbielten reip. 500.
SIS. $50 mo $25. Gin aomite, oenl
Der 1rdiioent Der General &C.
1hdftsiiibrer nn0 ser 0ipiiions=G I'll.
perinteuoent nnaeb0ren, ilBtc Sic
peroieuItpoaen 2eute ans.
Washington Journal., 1914-07-18
Nationals Schedule For The
1914 Season.

AT Home:
July Is, II. Is, 2O-Cleveland.
July q, %, 23-Chicago.
August IS. 10, 20, 21-St. Louis.
August %, "a, 25-Detroit.
August 26, 81, 2S-Cleveland.
August 20. 81; S~eptember. 1, Chicago
Sept. Z 1.-TWO games), 8-Philadelphia
September 9, 10, 1l-New York.
September -, IA. 15-Boston.
September 30; October philadelphia
Washington Journal., 1914-07-18
Die geplaOteu Birte.

Som leBten 9onnepstag an Bis
gum Glloc Oes Monats miro Die Spi-
ritnoien Siccn5 9ebOr0e tdglid,
iii SiGllug iein, INN IN 8ablrei6eu
NpplitatioBen OaS leBte Mort 81
ipreHen. Ser Nnpalt ser yAnti-
GaIoou Qiga~, @err n. 6. Sboema.
fer, miro scr @eipdbrlmg pom Qicel
cen i'll pieleu 6alen opponiercn.
Washington Journal., 1914-07-18
@pQeftpren.

aoaeftoren melde III ibreu 81
itriften %antoriiicrt mo, Die Abonue
v%ientsbetrdge 81 erbeben mo 81 quit
..eren, iinO f%olgenoe 5errel.
s5rib alcin, 915 g. $. glpe., g. &.
Paul G6pcglcr, 1929 5 Str, G.-@.
@regor Sir, 1912 $40. Aue., &c.
&laOensburG NO.
9.llguit Seeming, 9aderei.
Washington Journal., 1914-07-18

Das bon Mbner 0rurD gebraute
@ier lit Ons bette. @ute Bpurteiler
bon Bier erfIdreng OnB es irgeno Ell
mem eritflaiiigen ausIdnOilhen 8ier
gleihfommt. .@eroOe ons Ding fir
ben SamiIiengebrnuh. 6einites Mro-
ma, better @ei6mad uuo iebr ndbr'
frGttig. .
Washington Journal., 1914-07-18

Sn Medtsiaden, ODER mo man
ionIttpie Die Dienite cines gobofoten
ben0tiet, fonnen mir @errn S. 6.
@ciger, $40 Bomb Building. an scr
Ia. StroBe N.-8. beitens empie6Icn.
SEER @e0er lit Oeutid unO iprid)t
audi oenti6.
Washington Journal., 1914-07-18
9it Ocriniescu.

@nllS bon IA 3immern-Nr. 9O3
3ebntc StroBe .-G.-$22 so Der
Monat; mo0ern, 8a0c5immcr, az
clglct lin aroBe 6omilie ooer 9oois
SoarolnQ NallS. Mian mcnoc. iid) al
9fo. 1853 9 Strobe @.-@.
Washington Journal., 1914-07-18
yndDBnltcr acImdlt!

Slnlacr Manu, OclltI1 iprcdeno,
Iilr leid)te 9n6haltimq aeiitdt. Nu.
tritt @iofort. SAriftIibeS WcllId), iii
enllildcr Sprade, iopic grfnbrnaa
lIllo Rcferclacm angcbcilo icuOc man
inter 81. 6. g. oil sic SollrnoI
Office.
Washington Journal., 1914-07-18
Standardization
hrs .g8ailinat0n NOMrnNl0.

,obn Qinoer, 638 @-9traBe, 81. -@
Nlareuce geobe, 507 @-Str., R.-8
Ymerican tobacco so, 475 pa. Ape
91.=Q8.
Sam aoams, 900 @-StraBc, N.-M
y. s. Greuis, 5tt Ate Str, at.-@
Ni9ur0 s. 9filcr, 527 8. Str, S.<G.
%9lleganOria, go.
s. gleece Gdton, 1913 Go 9foDal ct
Washington Journal., 1914-07-18
Sin frcdJer ~0GedidwinOIer.

9iele beige aaufIeute limo bon
eiuem GbedfhpinOler geiAd0igt NOR
ben, Der in Der StaDt gureautinte
perfuufte uu0 iid Die 9etrdae Olirh
Gbeds 3ablen lieB. Gr muBte Oanil
ben 8etrag 10 geididt 81 dnoern,
OaB Die @anfen ~dnitaRoslos ben BIZ
bercn 9etrng aus3ablten. gincni
beiiigen @eidHtSmaune partaltitc
Der llnbefannte 3inte fiir elmer
Dollar ulo anOerte Ben 8etrag ipa-
ter in $50.
Sic Sdminoalei fam crit 81 Eage
ais Die 9anf ben She'd SIR 9lbre6.
nltng praIentierte.
6erllcr ioaen nod mebrere Sir
men unO @eidafte Inn teilmeiie er
beblihe 8etrdge. geIddOigt worOel
Iein.
Washington Journal., 1914-07-18
8nOcn i'm SlOf 9rcef acItattct.

Der G6ef-Glerf oes Sngenieur-
9epnrtements oes 9lmOeSoiltriftS,
@crr 9anieI @argrs, bat oas ga
sen I'M Rof Greet g~pltattqt. iolangc
Sic itdotiihen @aocpldbc gei9lolien
iino. Milf &ouie 6oro lno Bead,
Dripc biloen iebt oas 3iel Der ba.
oelliltigen Waibingtoner.
Washington Journal., 1914-07-18

aorl abterfir6eu, $50. 205 7te
Str. u. SO. elnpfiebIt slbncr-
DrllrD's Sl0 @lorD unO gpalls
SllOia YaIc 9lle! piles friib
pom JaBl
Washington Journal., 1914-07-18
Familien. Wappen !

Fur Historische und Heraldische
Auskunft, sowie Wappenb;lder, en-
piehlt SIGH ,Kinstler", Journal
Once, 70 Sixth str. NV
Washington Journal., 1914-07-18
@erlaaot.

Wcill6t miro Gin OclltIhes gRG0-
1en ais &0dm un0 fir .allQemcillc
SanSqrbeit. Applifanten mQaen fiji,
lpcnoen an No. 1901 Is. Ctr. q. So
Washington Journal., 1914-07-18
Bonn giidcrtiid.

nDlle NltSflillft ltber 9rtllrltOllell ant
0cn SlopO : 9ampfern iQpie uouc
SdiffSIiltc. 0icicI6e fam man beinI
bieiiget &ertreter Ocs NorO0. Slop0
@err MahIer, IA. Str. mo Seem
9orf Nucltne, ooer III 8roopS Nluii.
falienballOlung, babcu.
llnierer Geoaftion iino Sic beiocn
SUM NnImnern Der 3eiti1riFt
9elitihIanO. 3eitihrift fir @eimot
funoe nn1o Seimotliebe, Organ fir
Die 6eutiHen 8erfebrs. SSntcreiien@ Z,
8ltgegangell. $50. s Ser SsiunirmnI,
mer lit beion0ers ser StoOt 0orul.
itoot mo llmgcbllng gemiOmct, rci1j
ilIuitrtert un0 init dnOiegeucm Sn6oli
tie berleben.
go. 9 Der. Suli= Hummer cntb1lt
wmoerih0ne SQilItrationen scr
NbeinproDin3, nit beigefiiQten &c.
ihreibumgen. @ir Iaiien bier ooS
Snbalts /. : @er3ei1nis Ser lebtcn
ytllllllltel IplHeH-
n&0ln ais Staot ser OclltidclI
Notwithstanding 0as Sob 0es
&aterlanoes@; Ole oclitihc @crf-
6nnn Nusitelllino in a0ln~; Der
@erfbnno ul0 Die &unIt~; Ser
Deittihe @crfblm0 lno oas Ser
febrSWeieli4 Gas moocrne gu6Qe-
per6e in @erfbnn0~; ulleber scr
ISta0t" y@crfbuno lno SSn0nItric@
0@6ttiu SsnOltltrie"; u9ie G~ercOlul0
Der &eflame~; o8ic 91tigfcit scr
Sran in Slime Der oclItihen @crf.
tlnIt" vStd0tebnt rno @ohnnQs-
f%llltnr"; Gas nie0errbeiniIdc
Dorf4; uGdtf1rberei"; ~Mtooerac
Grbollngs= nllo @craniiqrnoSIfGt-
ten, Sic ipaniIhe E%dn3erin~
9&i6arO StronB~ Der mirtihoft=
lidc Sell elltbQlt fo(qen0e Mufi1tg
nno Nbi6nittc: sSlltcrnationale Ser.
febrSpropaganoa lin 9elttfhlanO,
Sortrug 0es @rofeiiors Or. 6. 3bieb.
~ 9elltiGer @erbepnrtrog In No-
ris. @unte Ghronif. Dic ibo-
men &iinIte- - Sport mo Sbic[.
Mitsltcaitnaen. &ongreiie mo
ycriammllngen. 9(uts ben 8itn.
0eSpcreinen.
8eitellungcn alf 0ieic 3eitidriit
lelloe man al Ole 0iifieloorfer Ser
laqS gnltalt 9lftien @eienidaft. 81.
@Iraroet. 9iiheI0ort 0elttfA[on0.
Washington Journal., 1914-07-18
Son 9Olisiit Gum griediiden Gent
nGnt.


GnIen unaemobnilhen Sprung ppi'
cillcm 9erufe 3ltln anOeren mahtc
W. 6, 6iA Der Don einem @oli5iiten
III Der 8llnoe5ballptIta0t 3ltm Mari-
ne 9ientenant in Der griehii6cr
&riegSflotte aDancicrtc. @r mar
bisber elm o@erittcner~ in, Dem Cen
nallDtomn 8rc3inft, nit einem Sab.
res : Gilfonlmen bon $1,000 un0 IL
iebt nit einem @eholt BON 5000 fin
pier Sabre mo MusIldt alif @eiter-
bef6roerlma allf Dem &riegsIhifi
u&ilfis", Dem ebemaliqcn ~Wtiiiiiiip.
pr, angcitellt morbcn. ga Serr Sil
in Der amerifaniid)m Marilte ais
@leftrote6uifcr ge0icnt bate, lit ibm
alicb in ieiimm neilcll @critie oia
9eituug Der SignoI : sfpparate iibcr-
tragcn mor0en. Sein 8rn0er, @erI
IS. &. @ia, bat cbenfalIS cine Steli
luug in Der grie6iihcn Marine OH
gcllon1llIen.
Washington Journal., 1914-07-18

SO Ell Baltimore bein6t, ser iou.
te ni1t berfeblen SenrD &Iein's Ste
Itaurant, SEQ. ZIG Slap Ctr, gu be-
iu1en, orei fur0e BIod BON Der @lef-
trii1en Station. SenrD lit elm iebr
beI6dftigter Mann, nidt nnr i'm STE.
i%tnurant, mo- inn Grau, Eodter mno
Sobn our Settle iteben, iOnOern aud
i'm @ercinsmeIen 1T er obenan ols
Meiltcr Der eroBeu @Otbe 2Oge.
Washington Journal., 1914-07-18

Cine bcrrIidc fiinitlerii6
ausaeItattete 8ieritubc finOet man IN
SenrD MHterfirhens uSotel 5rlB
Reuter-, no gclArieben itebt:
Gin fluger 3eder
itedt iih fem
Gen SAliiiel bonn &nus
Sdon am Morgen elm.
Washington Journal., 1914-07-18
0er "Mbnnnementspreis aefrdat
9[naeiaen.
Gin , altII

In5eiaen.
ginipaItig
@inmal Monatlid
Cine Belle .....SO.15 $045
/ Bon ..........$1.OO $500
9ibernle fabotte fir 4ontrafte,
uber / 8oa lnO ldngere 8eriooen.
Washington Journal., 1914-07-18

Ginntal
Grand Forks daily herald., 1914-10-20
PATENT LAWS SUSPENDED.

When. some weeks ago. the London
dispatches announced the proposal by
Q member Of parliament that as an
act of war all Germans patents be de.
clared void and English manufactur-
sfs be allowed to make without pay
ment Of royalty the articles covered
BY them, the plan seemed open to con-
dsmnation as an unjustifiable sopolia.
tion Of non-combatants and incompat-
ible with the principles Of information
n business.
It seems 80 still, at least to some
observers. but in a modified form par
nament has evidently approved of 1t,
for yesterday we were told that pat
ents held in hostile countries had
been. not void. but suspended
which is 4 distinction with some dif-
ference. but not much. As now ar.
ranged, the English manufacturer
must pay to his own governmsnt the
royalty that formerly he would have
had to pay the German owner of a
patent recognized in England, and
the ultimate disposition Of the fund
thus accumulated is to depend on
what Germany does with respect to
English patents. Many are reported
70 be taking advantage of the priv.
iege thus conferred.
II is1action sure to lead to reprisals
m kind, and its wisdom Is at least
sorsn to discussion.
Grand Forks daily herald., 1914-10-20

saying. And yet ! can see now how
some sorrows can become blessings,
how some wrongs work into the right,
how wretchedness was at times de-
served as the result Of my own heed
leSSness.
1t takes a lifetime to begin to un-
derstand. and even then, when we
die. at a ripe age life Of manifold
experiences, we are only little chill
dren In our understanding.
1t seems so often that evil is the
stronger; that it always triumphs. And
yet, If you will Just look around you
and remember all that you've known
through your life. you will realize
that every evil triumph is short-lived,
that 1t bears its penalty invariably to
the evildoer, and that in the end the
good prevails. Look through all Of
the small events Of life and you will
find this to be so. And big events
are made up Of masses of small
things =. - :
In this great war be sure that God
has His purpose. You and I cannot
see 1t. 1t may be generations before
It develops. But that He will allow
the.s OF the most civ
ilizsd people upon the face Of the
thought Of. True greatness cannot
be exterminated even by envy and
hatred. Though these people may BE-
scattered to the ends Of the ear,
they will carry with them their in
huence for betterment. Their souls
will go marching on. mingling with
other souls that need just such a
| leaven. ,-
The Huns overran the Roman en-.
pire. It seemed the end Of civiliza.
ton then. And yet look at the higher
morals of today's civilization! Attila
couldn't stop it. Nothing could stop
the coming Of a republic like the
United States Of America Nothing
haps, IL what God is having born to
| us now, through much travail.
Grand Forks daily herald., 1914-10-20

will have an opportunity to confirm
the verdict which they rendered last
June, and we have no doubt that they
will do 50.
Few men In the state are better or
more favorably known than Mr.. Tay-
lor. He has devoted many years to
educational work, and has served as
country teacher, superintendent Of
schools Of Grand Forks county. dep
uty superintendent and state SUPER
intendent. His experience in this work
is a valuable asset, as is the knowl-
edge of educational methods and ad-
mintstration which he has gained
from service on boards and commits
stons OF which he is an ex-otficio
member, or with which he has other
wise come in contact. The people of
Grand Forks. MIR. Taylor's home coun-
ty, have reason to take some pride in
the excellent record which he has
made.
The educational ballot Is a separate
ballot. as the offices of state and
county superintendent are now placed
on a nom partisan basis, as they
should be. Men and women alike
have a right to vote for this Office.
and the purpose of this mention is
just to remind voters not to overlook
the educational ballot or the name of
E. j. Taylor upon It,
Grand Forks daily herald., 1914-10-20
UNDERWRITING LIeUoR DEALERS


The city Of Sacramento. Cal. is fol.
lowing a plan for the indemnification
of liquor dealers who are put out Of
business by official action. Something
OF this sort has been urged by a num-
Der of people ever since the prohibi-
ton Of the sale Of liquor has been agi-
tated. and 1t has been as vigorously
opposed by others. Sacramento is, at
any rate. making a practical expert
ment.
The plan in vogue In Sacramento in
volved the laying aside of 10 per cent
OF all monies received for saloon Ii
censes and placing it in a separate
fund. When 1t ID desired to reduce
the number Of saloons, the business
OF any saloon which is to be discon-
tinued is appraised in a manner pro-
vided in the city ordinance, and the
sum awarded 10 paid to the owner out
Of this fund.
In recent case the business of a
saloon which was to be discontinued
was held by the appraisers to be
$4,000. and this sum was paid to the
owner.
Those who advocate compensation in
any form argue that until prohibited
by law. the saloon business is as legi-
innate as any other; that those who
have gone into it, have done so in
good faith; and that for the communi-
ty by an arbitrary act, to destroy the
business which citizen has created
is utterly unfair and unjust.
The opponents Of the principle take
the position that when a man is en-
gagged in any business he does so at
his own risk, and when. in the judg-
ment Of the community business be-
comes menace to its welfare. So
ciety has right, in the exercise of the
police power which it possesses for
Its own protection. to compel the dis
continuance OF that business. without
any compensation whatever to the
owner. He is supposed to have OBJ
tained the ordinary results from his
business as he went along, and he is
not held to have any vested interest.
Grand Forks daily herald., 1914-10-20
BUSY STARTLING FAMILY,
Caring for Young Kept the Parent
Birds at Work.

CLOndOn AnGWerl

Birds are strange creatures. They
do everything their own way. which
Is not the way Of any other creature.
and even the most familiar Of them
really remain mysterious to US.
The starlings had their nest in the
hole under the caves where the roof
rose to a point. Goodness knows how
they found the place, for you couldn't
see It a yard away.
Equally strange WaS It how they
managed to get in 1t when found. for
1t seemed far too small. and even
wrisglins in with shut wings seemed
to bring them within measurable dan
ger Of being skinned.
During the long. dreary days Of IN
wife were much In evidence. But 1t
was his custom to take the air Of
evenings on the chimney top. preen-
In ghimself. and going through his
add. fizzing song-most birds seem to
combine song with cleaning. by the
way-which was as much dance as
a song-or. at least. an exhibition Of
gesticulating.
He shivered in his voice, he shiver-
ed In his body, he slivered in his half
open wings. and. 4 10 Judge by the
quite indescribable sounds he manag-
ed to tumble forth; one on top Of the
other. he shivered in his brain also.
4Hcn Oh morning CdMo CHsH6e
to their lives. The pale. wetsry blue
eggs had Matched out, and the appall.
Ing looking results-seven Of them
demanded food. not ct once but be-
fore. and then food. and more food till
Mr. starIin1 ned DIN little, sharp.
whirring wings straight to the nearest
meadow. Here. all aap0ne the cloth Of
gold and green plu5hthe carpet Of
buttereups aud nsw;Srasshe hunted
With the fevsrash haete q his KIND
he dug 1t the Yooes Of the gras..
with open.. sharp beaaE.s HI dug Ct the
rate OF several dtpe5A Minute. run
ming hither and tlfther - though
mad. astd-Sstting nNthin1. you would
cry now and then to Straishten UP and
stare around. 5s
In the Wild. Il rnaS b nssntioned,
iaIl crsatures~ have ~ stop and look
Grand Forks daily herald., 1914-10-20
GODS WILL.


"And God seems to coun-
tenance this awful carnage, massacre,
murder. Why permit rivers of blood
and tears? He must perceive thou
sands Of men, moved down. mutilated
by their fellow men-their brothers
He must see their widows. the father
less, in sorrow, destitution. despair
He must view the destruction. the
desolation. To what end?
II cannot believe that God delights
in such tragedies Of humanity. I
cannot believe that He sanctions such
cruelties. such horrors, and this heart
less, relentless war. cannot believe
that He would allow the extermina-
ton Of the most civilized people upon
the face Of the earth. Yet I wonder
why does this 'all-loving God. this
omnipotent and omniscient Being
not effect a reconciliation between
the contending powers? Why did He
not prevent ali this bloodshed and
sorrow? Why does He not interfere.
upon the prayers Of Catholicism and
Protestanism?
II ask: Do you wonder that peo-
pie begin to doubt His existence? Do
you wonder that people begin to think
creation Of the church, the offspring
Of fear. ignorance and superstitu-
tion?"
The foregoing are extracts from a
letter sent to mo by one who signs "A
Wounded. Orthodox"
This letter undoubtedly expresses
the present sentiment Of many who
cannot see Divine love or Justice in
this war. which at best will kill OF the
flower OF manhood in four Of the
worlds most highly civilized nations.
do not know II I can give any
comfort to the writer. can only tell
how I personally feel about Gods
will. unaffected by church or dogma.
After all. the true religion 70 q per-
sonal matter-something between US
and that power which. In our souls.
we feel to be supreme.
All can say 10 that in my darkest
hours-and there have been some
that were mighty black have never
doubted a Supreme Purpose. That
there must be a dawn coming, knew.
That I might never understand the
;purpose, acknowledged. That re-
sented my own suffering goes without
Grand Forks daily herald., 1914-10-20
Laugh With U.

The London consul of a continental
kingdom was informed by his govern
ment that one Of his countrywomen,
supposed to be living in Great Britain,
had been left q large fortune. After
advertising without result he applied
to the police and q clever young de-
tecttve was set to work. A few weeks
later his chief asked how he was get
ting on. -,..s-.
Good! Where 10 she?"
AT my place. ! married her yes
A Scot Of PEBBLES said to his friend
McAndrew: Mac, hear ye have
fallen in love wi bonny Kate meal
lister"
"weel, Sanders" Mac replied. "1
the bit lassie had nae siller, 50 l said
to maeself. Mac. be a mon' And I
wis mon. and moo jist pass her by
-Argonaut. 3S
A certain majoriJ,f the Philippines
lea7e Just slvsys yth to tSs
natives was due. -H3s colonel suspect
ed him Of having no stomach for light
"some day." remarked the colonel,
they'll want to give that fellow a dec
oration and I'll suggest one. 1t will
be a wreath Of leaves Of absence"
Mrs. Hitch was having some trouble
with a little fellow in her spelling
"B-e-d spells bed" she explained
over and over again; bed. bed. Do
you understand"
"Well. cat spells cat. dog spells
dog, and bed spells-what did i tell
you bed spells?"
Don't know! You don't know
what bed spells after all I've told
you?"
Nom"
well. once more. bed spells what
you sleep in. Now what do you sleep
MY pajamas!" triumphantly ex-
claimed the younsster.
Plaintiffs Counsel-My lord, unfor.
tunately in this case the most opposed
by the most unmitigated scoundrel-
Defendants Counsel-My learned
friend is such a notorious perverter-
Judge-Will counsel kindly confine
their remarks to such matters as are
in dispute?
She hadn't told her mother yet of
their first quarrel but she took refuge
in q flood of tears.
Before we were married you said
you'd lay down your life for me-" she
sobbed.
II know It," he returned solemnly.
"but this confounded fiat is SO tiny
that there's no place to lay anything
down."
Grand Forks daily herald., 1914-10-20
IN OUR SCHOOL
& grab him by the ere, dragging him
in the howse.

& grab him by the ere, dragging him
in the howse.
Elk sneeked up & looked in the win.
der, & thare was Bull at the sink get.
ting his mowth washed out with soft
sope, & this moarning he appered, az
we have sed, in his oald shoart panse
Bull says his muther says he doant
get back the long panse till he lerns
to improve his langwidge, so he is go.
ing to get sumboddy else besides Pad.
dy Whalen to lern him some. We
doant know much abowt such things
but IL thay are anybody rownd near
which can use moar langwidge than
Paddy we would like to know IL.
FATTY SAVES WERK.
Fatty Believes says thay are z
members Of his family which had
ought to get a lot of prase. the way
thay saive his muther werk, 1t being
him & his dog. Fatty says his mutheT
says she hats to wash dishes moar
than anything ele, & him & the dog
saives her crate dele Of werk by
boath liking thares clene at evvery
mele.
GOSSUP.
Graicie Lewis is so in luv with
Steve Hardy she missed 2ice in SPELL
ing today. the ferst time in weaks.