Lincoln County leader. [volume] (Toledo, Lincoln County, Or.) 1893-1987, 1914-09-11
TO LIVE AND LEARN
Don't Make Love to a Lonely
Widow by Means Of a
Little Cherub.
BY MARGARET wEsTco7T.

with friends, their young ones were
In bed; or If some fatuous mama in
sisted on showing me her baby, / felt
like a fool, not knowing at all what
was expected of me.
But the year was so done up In q
motorcar accident, | spent the sum.
mer at a place near town in one OF
those summer boarding houses where
the child" is permitted to run riot,
Notwithstanding that the landlady had
told me mo children were allowed"
Stretched all day in a steamer chair
on the piazza, | smoked and read nov
els and magazines. To my utter aston
lshment, large number Of so-called
"climaxes" were preclpitated by a
child.
lnnumerable were the tales in
which estranged married couples,
parted lovers, and even divorced men
and women were brought together in
the most heavenly harmony by the
timely intervention" OF a child.
i began to love and long for the dear
little things. | determined to snatch
the first opportunity to cultivate the
acquaintance, the love and intimacy
OF a child.
In the stories there was no complica-
ton, no Misunderstanding in short,
no Limitation to the healing. soothing
influence OF timely intervention" on
the part of a darling little child. And
their quaint sayings, pretty ways and
exquisite conceits Of Imagination!
! became saturated with the ro-
nance of childhood.
AT last my chance came in the most
Ideal way. A young, beautiful and
rich widow arrived, bringing with her
real, full.page Illustration, story.b book
dream of boy about seven years old.
Instantly | determined that the boy
should bring the widow and me to-
gether.
Soon after his arrival, | found the
child standing near me on the piazza
He was all the romance | had de-
voured condensed.
Luminous. brown eyes gazing at
some celestial vision beyond the hori.
Zon;' hair curled on his high, broad
forehead" rosebud lips about to part
to give utterance to n soulful. dainty
gem of speech.
] held out my hand.
Won't you come and speak to n
poor. sick man." said, smiling en-.
couragement
Into the distracted gaze OF the beau.
tiful boy sprang a look OF eager antici.
patton.
I-l-'ll smash your facet" he cried,
taking a step toward me.
Placing my sound foot on a putter,
left near by some forgetful golfer. !
hastily produced a box OF lozenges
from my pocket.
DO you like these?" l asked in
honeyed accents.
With a single bound. Tommy was
beside me-or. rather. inside me, II
seemed, He landed on my knees with
the dead thud OF huge bag of sand :;
his head nearly smashed my ribs.
Recalling the widow. | resolved to
soften the child" TO win his aifec.
tlons; to lead him to knowledge of
the gentle, the beautiful and the good
That was another favorite stunt" OF
the story books. tlf the child doesn't
get in his "soften!ng" on you first, al.
ways try II on him. For the sake OF
Tommy's adorable mamma, | would fix
up his little soul
Just then she came round the corner
OF the piazza; Just at the "psycholos.
ical moment" or course, she apollo.
gized for the boldness OF her little son,
! was enchanted. The widow and /
were brought together" Though not
exactly as ! had anticlpated).
Tommy bawled: Come here, m.
muddy. and I'll get the old ssport to
give you a g.gumdrop."
Tommy was literally peeled OF from
me and dragged. yelling. into the
house. Nevertheless. a happy result
followed the Intervention Of the
child"
His mother was so ashamed OF him
that she tried TO make amends by be.
Ing particularly nice to me.
lost my heart TO her at once.
As the way to soften" Tommy was
obviously through his little "tummy.'
] concluded TO lay in a supply O,
pweets. acted on the thought.
couldn't seem to remember my.
thing less harmful than the hoarhound
drop OF my youth; so commissioned
a commuter among the men boarders
to bring me n pound OF them from
town that afternoon. ! gave them to
Tommy, who was delighted-but
again. not as ! expected. Quite the
opposite.
lie produced beau.blower md
with Incredibly little practise. hit III,
bull'seye Of badness on the head Of
IN old gentleman reading on the piaI
"a. Then he smashed several electrI,
light bulbs, terrified all the old ladIe,
and pretty nearly cleaned out tn,
place.
From discreet distance | venturec
TO suggest that the candles were fol
internal, not external enjoyment
Rats" sneered the child. &.
haven't got sore thront. They'r,
nasty tasting. don't like EN-"
Then he came close to me and lai,
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