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The evening herald. (Klamath Falls, Or.) 1906-1942, 1914-08-01

otto IL Kahn. one u the saosS
poNvF.ai hsbAors Ia the tnTto6
Eiatua. ciassaee Mckay. sho con
lfuis the Postal Telegraph. and Mrs..
Cornelius Vanderbilt. among others.
.tAre made arrangements TO brins 10
tho unilsd States The Miracle" Kari
yollmoeiier's wonderful production.
rhieh has proved a sensation 10 Eur
ope II will Goa, them a quarter Of
a miiiinn dollars before ths curtain
Slses
py yeismosliss. The son OF rich
GsFman. has beea an ssropisne en-
sIseer. an arehasoiossst. an aa,omo-
lille engineer. noselisi. q philologisi.
an aslamohi.e racer. an aviaior. .
.nilliosaite. poet and playwright Yet
he Is esir talr;ys~o years Of age
'-Thp Miracle gigantic pageant
mystery. 10 10 be psossa,ra 10 sN~
yosa aeri december In a hall which
.u,l sea, II zoe persons
Tho Miracle ~iii DC by far tho
blsssss dramatic venture In The his
tori si thss eouatry, u The Mir
ssie' ts a thriller IL is because while
driving car OF bis own assisu In
The great European race from viad-
nosIoek 10 Paris that voilmociicr
learned the meaning of thrill. He
also ofper.saeed some bona nde ex-
ei,emeat while breaking records With
bis oan make o. monopians somc
four years ago, Ills general work
az an engineer helped him TO over
come the mechanical and physical
difiealtlea Of staging The Miracis. ="
Tho Ro!nhardt masterpiece. In the
matter Of sirc and mechanical and
scenic work. ls TO the ordinary the.
stgieai production what the Panama
Canal 10 TO = stree, railway In a small
town
In working out the action the
author used the imagination gained
while writing novels. aud tho irs and
feeling that are hls as u poet His
archaeological, Investigations taught
him yerisimlll,ude, A rich mans son
and money maker himself. he had
no fear OF big rkares,
The evening herald. (Klamath Falls, Or.) 1906-1942, 1914-08-01
At ONCE! Cl0GGtO M0STR|lS OPEN,
HEAD COlOS AND CATARRH VANISH

the aosssiis. pessuAtss and hesis The
lsssmea. s.oiien Hseabsass Which
lines tho hose bead aad throat.
stssfs air pasaaxes. s.ots Hsssy dis.
charges saa a fsstlak 81 eissasiss
sao,hiss relief ootass In pussd.assiy,
boat lay asass ,oaish' s,sas.
sI.as Tor breath. vita k.sd stafssd. /.
aassflts siosss. hawking ssa eio~iaG
catarfh ns . cold. 9Th It's tunnias
aass, soai mucous dropsisI Into the
fhsust. ssd fau dfyness 10 a,s,fsssiss
au, fuiy nssdisss
fus ,oar fstth---jsss oses-- 10
'Eiy's cssam Balm" aad yoaf cold
at es,Arh ~iii surely dissppsss.
trAid AdvsssismsstJ
The evening herald. (Klamath Falls, Or.) 1906-1942, 1914-08-01
nssasi,s freely. Cisasv aAaasa.te.
tsaAsa.a Nos ssA tsssa sd sssVs
CssssvtAai ptsehAsss. Css. Duti
ueaslsst~.


ast . smsii bottle say iss, to
ts, u Appis q little ia The Scs,siis
ssd iasssa,i, fass siasssa aase ssa
sief sei'Us ale passages Of the head
~il os~s. 700 siii breathe freely!
satlAsss aad hsssssks disappear ~
s.ssaiax The sa,sssh. soid IN head OF
sa,susAi sess slsea, uiii sisApess.
tsaa saeh sntssFy aa~' uss The
sassii ss,,is os "g,y's cssam na,sa-
al 49, aras store thss erect. tss'
sssns ssin ais~oivss By The beat Of
The evening herald. (Klamath Falls, Or.) 1906-1942, 1914-08-01
United Press sstsIes

United Press Betsica
WARSAW, roiani. AVS Win
,bs defeat Ia the Hassisn imperial
eoaaeii Of tho bill Ia Introduce
municipal autonomy IN the slagdom
OF Poland, this eoan,fy eaa,iaaes TO
bs tho oaif one Ia Europe ~hosr
ei,lss aad towns are honsssif govern,
TAD
Controlled sY oireiass ssmsd BY
the tapstiai authorities q, ai rSturs,
bufs, Polish maalsipaii,iss generally
ass unable ta make any expenditures
on their sws account, Esoa the ,so
hisses, si,Ies. wsssa~ aad iesas. afv
seaaissa Ia obtain ssne,loa from tho
susetaoF' general aud the aisls,~s o.
tho intsslot oi,sa mos,hs delayed
before ,hsy are psrmltsnd 10 pay for
The repair ef . bsehsn msnts,pai wIs.
dov
The evening herald. (Klamath Falls, Or.) 1906-1942, 1914-08-01
e. Pueks,t, adminis,rs,ris.

Kittis q. Puckss,. ths regularly ap-
pointed, qualified and acting admin
listratrir Of the estate OF Prsntiss q.
pueke,', deceased. having aisd and
presented to this court her regularly
verified petition praying for An order
for the sale Of certain real estate. b..
longing to the said estate. for tbs
Durgoss Of paying debt a. therein set
forth. and t appearing TO the court
that u Ia aecossary and lawful that
said premises be sold. nor. therefore.
II is hereby ordsrsd and directed
by this court that all persons intss-
ss,sd in said estate 30. and ,hsy are
hereby directed 20 appear before this
court on the 27th day OF August.
1910. at the hour Of 10 o'clock q. n.
on said day. ia the county eour, room
In the cosr; house Ia tho city Of
klamath Falls. state OF Oregon. aad
then and there TO show cause. II any
there be. why an order for the sale
OF the following described pssnisss
q; private sale for cash should not
be By this court made and sntsssd.
The property TO bs cold 10 dss.
eribed ~ follows. to-vff:
The homestead Of the said Prem
,iss 3. Pucksst. dsssassd. u
the south half Of the south-
east auastsr (sk Of sBk).
and the southeast asaSsss of
the southwest quarter Use = of
sEh). and the southeast quarter
Of the southwest quarter (SEk Of
sw ~ Of section tvsaty (3oJ. asl
the northeast quarter Of The aosth-
sast quarter tNE k Of the NEkD
OF section tvsnsy-aine (3Sl. all In
tosnship thirty-nins (3s) south.
rArse I've 80 east willamsets
meridian: that this 10 IN uniD-
proved homestead upon vhieh
there 10 considerable timber and
some meadow land.
II 10 hereby further ordered that.
In addition TO the psrsonai sesvies
OF the resident hsirs OF said sstats.
service Of this order b made b. pub
iicaiion thereof for . period Of fesr
consecutive and successive vssks b
the Evening Herald. . asvspapss
printed and circulated in the eouaty
of Klamath. state Of orsson-
Dated At klamath Falls. ossgoa.
this 18th day Of July. 1914.
WIZ. Q. w0RDEN.
Judge Of the county eours Of eAs
county Of Klamath. staas Of Or.
sgon. 3S-S-l1-lS-3sh
The evening herald. (Klamath Falls, Or.) 1906-1942, 1914-08-01

summons For PuhlisatA0a In poes-
closurs 0f Tax Lisa.
Equity e03.
In the Circuit Court OF the state Of
Oregon. for the County Of klamath.
II, J, Lockwood. Plstatiff.
W.
Fred X. Merritt lsomstimss called
Fred Asrritt). Defendant
To Fred X. Merritt (soneeinas
called Fred Asrratt). the above as1sd
defendant.
In the name Of the state OF Ore
gen: You are hsEVby notified that II.
J. lockwood. the heldsr Of csstifisais
OF dslinaussey aunhsssd ASf. iasssa
The evening herald. (Klamath Falls, Or.) 1906-1942, 1914-08-01
Polish Cities Fight
for Self Government

In such toSas, ruled by distant.
and oi,sa hostile authorities. says a
statement sssfe,t, circulated BY tho
Polish national bureau. questions Of
public health sud education. natural.
~. receive lll,i. OF ao attention Tho
proportion ., expenditure on -duss.
,lnh IN ihrsS towns 10 ahiy Is per
crni, While IN i.amhrtN, Ia Austrian
roland. u 10 sti per cont. sud Ia
soma asfman ,n~hs as high az a. pef
cohl
In the ~hnlr Of tRs towns IN Ras.
siaa Poland there AZ. Only eighty.
rish, hospitals. alth a total Of t,sag
beds 'hS loves, nsufe ia all civ
ilised Europe The responsibility fot
,heso Ahosalhab,s conditions rests
solely on the itusslaa imparisi gov,
sshiaos,, std lie bsfhsross fsis
The evening herald. (Klamath Falls, Or.) 1906-1942, 1914-08-01

Notice Of Sale Of Real Propsssy Usdss
In the Circuit Court Of the Ssais Of
Oregon. for klamath cousty.
r. y Sparks. Plaintt6.
".
Jonah sparks. Lulu Sparks ana q. w.
Robinson. Dsesadants.
Notice Is hereby given that ~ vir.
tue Of an execution and order Of sale
issnsd out Of the above entitled court
and In this cause on the 9Th day Of
July. 1914. upon . decree made and
entered OF record In said court and
esuse and In said county and state o.
the eth day Of July. 1914. In favor Of
tie above named plaintiff and AGAINST
tse dsfsndanu hsysin. and each Of
Cem. directing the sale OF certain
zeal property to satisfy the sum of
ss,lts.So. adiudssd due this plainti4.
ard the costs and dtsburssmsnts Of
said suit. taxed 1t $3.50. toessAsr
With interest on the above sums at
the rate OF 7 per can't par amman
from the 9Th day Of July. 1914. and
the expenses OF such sale.
Now. therefore. BY virtue OF said
execution and In compliance with said
writ. have duly levied upon said
premises. and viii. ON the sth day Of
August. 1914. at the hour OF 10
O'Clock In the forenoon OF said day. st
the front door o, the klamath county
court house. In klamath Fails. Ore
gen. sell. At public auction. to the
highest bidder for cash In hand, sub
isct to redemption. according to lav.
all the right. title and interest Of the
said defendants and each Of them In
and to the following described real
property. to wit:
Situate In klamath county. Ore
gon. the northeast quarter Of eoe.
ton six. township forty. south.
range thirteen east OF Willamette
Meridian.
or 90 much thereof ~ may b nsces-
sary to satisfy said execution.
Dated IT klamath ralls. Oregon.
July 8. 1914.
c. C. Low. sheriff.
BY ELSIE =. LOW. Deputy.
s-ls-20-s7h
The evening herald. (Klamath Falls, Or.) 1906-1942, 1914-08-01

upon the 1Ssh oay Of 1eoeuofys y. y.
Ifs1s. by the tax eelIessss q 8lnms
a'h County. state Of Orssoa. Tor ~
amount Of nine ssd <e-foo lotlass,
the sans bsins the sasunt thsa Aus
ana delinquent for tsxn for the ysas
1910 together with pssaity. tAtessue
and costs thsrsos upon the ssal Deo0.
erty Assessed to you. Of whieh yeu
are the owner ~ appears Of record.
situated In said county aad state. aa1
particularly bounded sad described o.
follows. to-wit:
Lots four (D and five ts) II
block two t1. Busna Vista addisica
to Klamath ysiis. Oregon. tsornsrty
LinkviiIs. orsgonl. according 10 IL
duly recorded plat thereof now upes
file In the office Of the county cisst
at Klamath Falls. Oregon.
You are farther aotifisa that sail
". J. lockwood has paid taxss q
sale premises for prior or subssqusns
years. with the rate Of interest On saia
amounts ~ follows. to-wit:
FEARS tar. 1871: date paid. Feb.
7s. 1914: tsx receipt No. <s37: rate
OF iaisrsst. Is per essa pss ansun.
Years tax. 1919; date paid. Yss-
ruary -. 1914: tar rsesips No. S7S9;
rate Of iatsssst. IS pr cent PER a.
num.
Years TAI. 1915: aass paid. MassA
II, 1914: tar receipt No. 3t1o: rate
Of interest. Is pss esat pr AMMAN.
Anesst psia tor tie ysas lS1l.
s7.sI.
Anouas osid for The ysss 1919.
S1.s3.
Amount paiA for sAs ysss 1919.
sass.
sail Srs1 X. nsssies (ssnssinss
called vrsl AssstttJ. = the laoni
owner Of the sbovo 1sDwtbo1 neoD.
srty - eAs aa1s ap1sass q rseseA
and sssA Of the s<hee psesoas shevs
named are hsrsby nseifie1 ehss 4. J.
Loekwood VIII apsly - ~ Cissuas
Court Of the County aa6 1mss asces.
said Tor . decree fosselcsias IL NJ
sSsnse The property shove dssssibs1.
and mentioned il ssid certificate. Aal
yUu are hereby ssnneasd 70 aepsas
within SIXTY dayS afsss the fiSse puh-
liestion Of this ssnnoos, sxelusivo g
the day Of sail fisse publimstea, aal
A~f~oA shsa ~see<A n, 49, 49,
The evening herald. (Klamath Falls, Or.) 1906-1942, 1914-08-01

Order % Show CAass Why Sale os
Raal Estate should Not Be Made
Probate Index No. .. Page Isl
In the county court OF the state Of
Oregon. In and for the couAty Of
klamath.
In the matter OF the estate OF Prsa-
tiss 8. Puekstt. dseeased. Njttie
The evening herald. (Klamath Falls, Or.) 1906-1942, 1914-08-01
Csaadias OssWmrn Compels
fnitsd press Hsrvics

81 GATHERINGS. Ont. Aus. L..
with the cream Of Canadian oars.
msh entered. tho Royal Canadian
Henley Regatta was scheduled for to.
day. The csnadisa Henley ia 20
Canadian rowing ~bR, the famous
English Heni.r Regatta. bnlS annual.
~ on the Thames al London. Ia TO
oaramsD Of Grea, Britaln.
Great crowds arrived here today
to witness the races.
The evening herald. (Klamath Falls, Or.) 1906-1942, 1914-08-01


sumnoas tos rubsicsiioa n For~-
elusasv OF Tar Llra
In the eircult eour, OF the state OF
Oregon. for Klamath county.
Lexington Realty Company. . cor
poration. plaintlG.
~.
George 4. Dake. and all other per-
soua unknown. II any. having
OF claiming 10 have an interest
in or 10 the real property hese-
matter described. defendants.
To George Y. psks. the above named
defendant. and all other psrsons
asksoss. 70 any. having OF
claiming 70 have an interest In
tho real property herein men
toned.
In tho natne OF the state OF
Oregon. you are hereby notiasd
that Lcxinxson Realty company.
tho holder OF certificate OF de-
i,nausncy numbered sts. issued on
the Isl day Of August. isis. By the
tax collector Of the county Of kiAm-
sih. state OF oregon. for the amount
OF T~eniy-sixht and ss-ioo Dollars
pss.ssl. the same being the amount
then due and delinquent for taxes for
the year 1905. togslhor with penalty.
in,orcs, and costs thereon upon the
rsai property asssssed TO you. OF
which you are the owner ss appears
OF record. Situated In said county and
state. and particularly bounded and
described a. follows. to-wit;
Southwest quarter tN) OF See
lion thir,y-foar (ap. township
thirty seven ts7D. range ton tio)
east OF willamette meridian.
You are further notified that
Lexington Realty company has paid
taxes on said premises for prior or
subsequent years. with the rate OF
Interest on said amounts ~ follows:
Years tax. 1909: date paid. Aug
Us, {. 1913; tax receipt number.
1000; amount. es'.5t: rate Of In
tersst. IS per cent.
Years tax. 1910: date paid. Aug
ust Z. 1918; tax receipt number.
a.oss: amount. eSo.st: rate OF inter.
est. 10 per cont.
Years tax. 1911: date paid. Oe.
tobsr Is. 1913; tax receipt number,
s.sss: amount. e%s.ss: rate Of In
terest. l6 per can't.
Years tax. lsla: date paid. 0c-
tober Is. 1919; tar receipt number.
&.&ss; amount. ess.ss; rate OF In
tercst. Is per cent.
Years tax, 1919: date paid. March
~. 1914: tax receipt number. i.ts9:
amount. $ss,is: rate OF interest. IS
per cont.
Said George y. pake. a. the owner
Of the legal title Of the above dss-
cribsd property - the sams appears
OF record. aud saeh OF the other per-
sons above named are hereby further
notified that Lexington Realty COM
pany will apply to the circuit court
OF the county and state aforesaid for
q decree foreclosing the lien against
the property above described. and
mentioned In said certiaeats. And
you are hereby summoned 70 appear
within sixty days after the arst pub
iication Of thh summons. exclusive
Of the day Of said arst publication.
and defend this action or pay the
The evening herald. (Klamath Falls, Or.) 1906-1942, 1914-08-01

In the Circuit Court Of The state of
Oregon. In and for the County Of
klamath.
Klamath Iron Works. . co-partnsrsAlD
composed Of z. o. Beardslsy an1
W. Z. Pipsr. PlainsiR.
Va
". D. Kyle. Dsfsndant.
To w. b. Kyle. psfsaaaai:
In the name Of the STATE Of orsoea.
you are hereby required 70 appear anA
answer the complaint OF plaiatiR els1
IN this action against you On or before
the 18th day Of August. 1914. thai
being the date sst In The order Of The
above entitled court for your appear.
sncs and ansvsr In the order Tor
publication Of summons issasd IN this
action: and. u you fail to % appear
and answer. plaintiR viii apply .
said court for the relief demanded b
said complaint. vts.: For . judsnsaa
against defendant In the sum OF oas
hundred fourtssn and 3-loo dollasp
(3ll+.03l. with interest thsrsoa q
the rate OF ten (1o) PER cent per ~
mum from and aftsr the a3nd day e
Nay. lslt. and for plainu3'a eos1s
and disburssmsnts herein. and that
the following described premises. =
wit: Lots nine (el ead ten (1o). =
block ten (lo) Of Railroad Addistoa
to the city Of Klamath Yalis. eouAfy
OF Klamath. state Of Oregon. upoa
which plaintiff has levied . writ a
attachment. b subject TO the pay
ment Of said judgment.
This summons b puhlishsd u ths
Evening Herald. . daily asvspaDee
printed and publiehe1 end Of general
eircuistieA u ~ city Of KlanAtA
Yalls. county % klamath. STATE g
OPegaa. ua1eR ana by virtue of n q.
der of the uonesabls Hsasy I. Dear
son. judss a. The circuit eosSt ~ ~
state Of oveoon. N anA tor ~ eoGa-
!ty OF klamath. made anl eatego1 -
the eth day Of July. 1914. ~ lpoe
publication under sAiA order - - -
the 7th day OF July. ls1l. ssd ~ ~
Ipubliaetioa - - o. the Ioth ~ -
August. 1slt. belng ~ 81 eoooooo-
tive and successive veenA
1LAkA1o13.
Atoeenay ~ p1n1n1lG.
|sll-A wrlils bs11laG xlana1n uallA
ossesA 1.1t-o1soo. l~o1.1o ,
The evening herald. (Klamath Falls, Or.) 1906-1942, 1914-08-01
Natn~ Anchor Unveiled
yItsd pfesY 4ory,es

READING. Pa. AUG 1 With Gov.
afnor T~hsf orlela,inE. the Maine
anchor vas unye!lsd here today with
Impressive ceremonies. Civfv. fsa-
tsraal aud patriotic societies Joined
In the celebration.
AssiH,An; Secretary OF the SAyy
EoosaYol, was expected 10 ba one Of
the speakers
The evening herald. (Klamath Falls, Or.) 1906-1942, 1914-08-01
Legal Notices
NsNtsc Zoe Hlds


Sealed bids ~ follows viii be re-
oeiy@d by the sehool board of school
district No, !. k.amssh Islis. Dr.
sson. pntii Monday. August .. 1914.
hid for conveying the school
children Ia safe and comfortable
vehicle from tho southeastern toan-
as.y o, The dls,fle; 10 Nils Addition
school tehiidrss 10 be delivered d,
Mills school building or the vest end
Of Main street. a. tho board may
oisr,). Bids mus, specify mode OF
ooaraysnes.
The board reserves the right TO re-
lees any aud all bids.
Mail bids TO Chairman Of Board Of
Edacs,ioa p. l.. Fountain. ss.Tt
The evening herald. (Klamath Falls, Or.) 1906-1942, 1914-08-01

Tho recall, 10 a nss and active in
dus,ry In Curry county.
The evening herald. (Klamath Falls, Or.) 1906-1942, 1914-08-01

The North Bank railroad sili COD.
s,rue, q 1oo-foo, dock at Portland.
The evening herald. (Klamath Falls, Or.) 1906-1942, 1914-08-01

summons for Pubiscafios is Fore
eiosare of Tax Lien
Ia ID. circuit court Of the state OF
oregon. for Klamath eosssy.
Lrrinxton Realty company. . cor
porst.on. pisinti6.
The daily Gate City. [volume] (Keokuk, Iowa) 1855-1916, 1914-04-26


75c Tapestry Brussels Stock Reducing Price 60
95c Extra Brussels, Stock Reducing Price 80
$ll0 Best 1Owre Brussels Stock Reducing Price .90
$l25 Wilton Velvet Stock Reducing Price .99
$15O Extra Wi Velvet Stock Reducing Price 81 2;
$135 Smiths New Administer Stock Reducing Price 99c
$130 the Savonn Stock Reducing Price $110
And will wonder at the them beanti
full variety of ideas exclusive
tone the barv,
for durability and beauty of
New Designs, Rich colors, Attractive Prices.
Ingram CarpefsNew SDring Styles We offer the third
Of all grades of Ingram Carpets Stock Reducing Prices
Good II M Carpet lec quality Observation-Disclosures. SC
Granite Ca pets, fast colcrs, the Zoe quality 22hc
Agate Carpets 3-ply filings the quality ........ Csc
Onefouth Woo6ld Union Carpets extra the 45c quality 32c
Onehaf Wool fe1 Union Carpets extra the SOC quality 37c
Cotton Chain all Weolled Cau" the Csc quality Soc
Extra Super c. c. all Woo-flled Carpets quality
Al-Wool Extra Super the Soc quality Observation-Disclosures. SIC
Our fourteen pair extra heavy carpets quality 75c
China Mattings ss4 s .s ..4s u !. ..s
asnf Price
Sid 20 .at I11sc
1olD Joness ooht'ac l6c
75-lb Jones Fine Check ............... .......
90lb. .ontless
Reducing
ssg1
Fine Check and Carpet elects Doc quality 221ac
Fine Carpet effects, 25c
Very fine CARPET ee-ts 4Oc quality Soc
The daily Gate City. [volume] (Keokuk, Iowa) 1855-1916, 1914-04-26


Puritan Brussels Rugs quality
Imperial Rugs 9x12 $1,000 quality S11.5O
Rus 9x2 quality so
Imperial Rugs, quality s1575
Seamless Brussels Rugs 9x12. $40 quality $500
Extra Seamless Brussels Rugs 9x12. $40 quality S1650
Extra Quality Brussels Rng 13x12 $3.50 qauity SIS 30
Royal Administer Rugs 9y12 .$25 quality $3.50
quality Rugs quality ..... $50
Scotch Aubausor $500 quality $3.50
Wilton Seamless Velvet co quality $3.50
Seamless Wilton Velvet Rugs 9S12 sos 50
Elk Velve Rags. s27 nnaltr . SCI 90
Wilton Velvet Rugs 11-3y12 500 so
Body Rugs 9x12 So litv s725n
Body Rugs ox12 $50. quality .. s27FO
Wilton Rigs, 9v12, s39 90 q1atv s31 90
ROYAL Wilton -gs n~alv ... $4,000
Wilton Rugs
French Royal Wilton Rugs, 9x12 $500 quality $4,000
Radical Reductions L;roeums Sock Reducro Sale
For general there hco covering tat Tnoleum
This the lest made floral tile
figures practically noee keep easy
them at these prices:
Quality, wide 45c Quality, 621ac
Quality, wide Quality. 671c
sreciai Stock sqva-e<
recognition and attention from well nome shoppers
Size, 6x9 ..... 1925 fee ... $3.50
Size 76x9 feet .S525 Size 9x1n6 feet $3.50
Size, 9x12 feet $500
Size 1925 sze ex1o6 s4oo Size 9xl2 feet s45o
The daily Gate City. [volume] (Keokuk, Iowa) 1855-1916, 1914-04-26
Duncan-Schell Furniture Co.
Stock Reducing Sale For Is Days

Every $4,000 Stock Of House Furnishings
Of
regular and the sale marked plain figures each and
We $4,000
this SIS 600 stock in the five days. Goods bargain
the at educions
The Kansas City sun. (Kansas City, Mo.) 1908-1924, 1914-09-05

victim SC c%omplaisant. Excellent"
said Lord Kitchener. Then you can
tell me where l can find a good barber.
one who really shaves WELL" "Oh,
yes" replied the newspaper man, and
he led his lordship to a BARRIERS shop.
His lordship thanked him much, but
the youth ~interposed with a request
thai he might state he had spoken to
Lord Kitchener. He hoped for more
OF an interview.
Certainly responded the field mar
shall heartily, and you can add that
you are the most objiging and intelli-
The Kansas City sun. (Kansas City, Mo.) 1908-1924, 1914-09-05
LIKES TO ENCOURAGE BoRES
Formerly Man Stunned Them, But
Now He Listens and Smiles
G~racIously.

"A friend of mine," said Maj. Jasper
Bulwinkle, according to the Indianap-
oils News, has taken on a new fad,
of which he is likely for some time to
come to have a monopoly. Fol some
time it has been in my mind that he
was in some fashion making a study
of me. He was not long since a per-
son of somewhat irascible temper and
listened but badly to some, I may say
to nearly all of my best stories. Now
he smiles en%couragingly and listens
as a laMb meekly to any narrative, no
matter how ancient, how long or how
dreary' it may be.
No matter how anacoluthic an
%anecdote, in the telling he remains
smiling to the end. / have recently
found out that l am not the only per-
son to whom he is so gracious, that
half a dozen persons whom you and
know to be out and out bores are be-
ing assiduously fostered and encour
aged by my strange friend, and l no
longer enjoy the monopoly l supposed
was mine.
~ 10 d WulLuI d Tau, ne dumlLIeu
to me the other day, that have taken
up and out of it l get not only amuse-
ment-and some little instruction
but a discipline in patience that ]
have long needed. 1t is teaching me
to be kind, gentle and considerate of
certain Of my fellow creatures whom
heretofore l have Stunned as a pesti.
lence and to whom has been given
the unlovely designation of bores.
Thus far in this new cult 1 believe ]
am without competition. l have en-.
tered a neglected field, a field from
which other students of mankind have
been too willing to escape. l am only
sorry that the greatest commonwealth
of boredom has been overlooked, nay
positively stunned by me so long. My
fear now is that when these bore
friends make the discovery that l am
actually finding enjoyment In their
fatiguing wearisomeness they will set
up a quarantine against me-"