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Bismarck daily tribune. [volume] (Bismarck, Dakota [N.D.]) 1881-1916, 1914-04-28
The Jokesrnithy
.Ap sEx1IuM.

Horace: BOOK l. que 4.
The backbone Of winter is broken;
The river is running with shad:
The phrases Of baseball are spoken
In pictures by Briggs Or by Tad.
The cattle come out of the stable; 4
The nyinphs do the dip and the
swing; ~
The rhubarb appears On the table,
In short, It Is spring.
In grottoes excessively shady .,
Well offer q lamb or q kid
TO Paw; and to Rosie or Sadie
"A nellygunt ftNo.d0llarT lid.
But-pipe to THE words of the poet:
You'll die, be you beggar or king
You simply cant, beat It. although It
Appears to be spring. d"
Though Fortune may pamper and pet
you,
Though you be bewreathed and be-
pearled, Z
The jolly old Reaper will get you;
You ain'tgot a chance In the world
No, Lycidas, no dice-1 give warn
ing 'r .-a.
In Pluto's domain-not a thing.
But still-we are living this morning
And gosh 1t Is Spring!
Franklin P. Adams.
1. . y y = ~
BRAIN FAC.
"They say Solomon vas the wises'
man." said the new clerk in the drug
store.
do, you doubt it,"
"Oh, no. But | can't find anything
that describes him as compelled to
know everything from the meaning OF
an abbreviated Latin prescription tt
the contents of the latest fancy drink
at a soda fountain" =
PRINTERS INK PEOPLE.
This world fierce terror would dis
close
In numerous directions
If people looked and talked like those
Portrayed in comic section.
- i
tn. ROUGH.
81 suppose We can, count on your
support to suppress the fly?
Eyes. Both ways. Entomology and
aviation"
Bismarck daily tribune. [volume] (Bismarck, Dakota [N.D.]) 1881-1916, 1914-04-28
ENVER WOODS,

.ss 'OSoOs
Yesterday just an ordinary GRIM
inal lin" for thirteen years.
Today lifted above his sordid lot
in the knowledge that he held his
honor above liberty.
The case of Denver Woods proba-
bly, is unparalleled in the annals Of
penal institutions. 1t brings tears to
our eyes and we wonder if such a
mar really had murder in his heart.
In another column we publish a
story bigger than all the wal news.
1t Is a beautiful tribute to a mother.
The man who revered the memory
Of his mother SO highly that he re.
turned to prison to face eleven years
of confinement rather than break his
word and seek the liberty which he
might have had.
Her sacred memory would have
been blotted had he done such a
mean and despicable thing as to use
her death as a means to climb to
freedom, however fieeting it might
have been. -.
Read that story. II will make a
better man CT you. :
i, WAR CLOUDS LIFTING.
Huerta's ruse has failed.
First, the national spirit and patri.
otism which he hoped to arouse
through a declaration of hostilities
with the United States still sleeps
just as 1t has and always will s lone
as the murder of Madero remains un
avenged. -,
His other card, the longed for union
Of the rebels and federals against the
United States falls as fiat as a greas,
deuce from a cold deck.
Eut last and not, least, the dream
of International complications, thu
picture Of Spain, England, Germany
Russia and the United States tuggint
at each others threats have fadet
from his rum soaked brain.
United states is at peace with tn
Bismarck daily tribune. [volume] (Bismarck, Dakota [N.D.]) 1881-1916, 1914-04-28
CANADA IS WISE.

Canada is growing wise through the
tariff foolishness of the Democratic
administration. Our sister across the
line has been watching the operation
Of the free trade tariff of tine Wilson
administration in an Intelligent and
effective manner. .
The depression and industrial un.
certainty in many parts, of the cOun'
try have not escaped Canada's OBJ
servation. Has this observation any.
thing'to do with the recent announce.
ment:of the Canadian Minister of Fin.
ance, regarding new and higher i'm
port duties?
The heaviest increase is shown in
the iron and steel schedules Protec-
tion for the. farmers Is shown in tbs
wheat and -four schedules. No
changes have been made.
Unless the Tribune misjudges the
temper Of the national press and the
farming communities in general, there
will be several Democratic congress-
men returned to private life at the
coming elections. =. "
Between being doomed for presi-
dent, ,groomed for governor of New
York and itching to join the troops
In Mexico, Roosevelt is trickling into
the headlines of the big dailies while
the "trickling" is good.
Bismarck daily tribune. [volume] (Bismarck, Dakota [N.D.]) 1881-1916, 1914-04-28
News of the State

Frank Spiegel Of Bowman and
Miss Emma Redig Of GascoyLe, were
united in marriage ON Saturday at
Mcintosh, s. d.
Bismarck daily tribune. [volume] (Bismarck, Dakota [N.D.]) 1881-1916, 1914-04-28

The wife Of a farmer at Taylor
will enjoy her Christmas present by
spending the umlner in Germany,
visiting her parents and sightseeing
on the European continent.
Atlanta Georgian. [volume] (Atlanta, Ga.) 1912-1939, 1914-02-15
JACkSON |LLE
PLANS FOR 24TH
j. c. Y. MEETING
Veterans to Ride in Parade, and
Camps Will Be Abolished at
Big Reunion.

JACKSONVILLE. Feb, 14,-The
twenty fourth annual reunion of the
United Confederate Veterans Asso-
citation and Sons OF Confederate Vet
Grams will be held in this city three
days, April 30, 80 and May /, and
plans for entertaining them are now
being perfected by the officials of the
Jacksonville Reunion Association and
Foor of the association.
The Jacksonville program will
change In at least two important par
ticulars the customary reunion meth
DDS. 1t is the purpose of the associa-
ton to put many of the old soldiers
who at other reunions have been
cared for at a camp, in hotels, board
ing houses and private homes, where
they will have more comfortable quar-
ters and better entertainment. jack
sonville believes that 1t will be more
pleasant for the veterans to be cared
for in that manner than in camp, and
many, If not all, of them will. be as
signed to such quarters.
Another change in program will be
seen in the parade of old soldiers. In
stead of walking, they will ride in
carriages and automobiles. 1t is real
lied here that big majority of the
veterans who followed the fortunes Of
the Stars and Bars are now past 10
years of age. Many of them are phys
ically unable to march two hours in
the sun, Notwithstanding the fact that
they fight it out with their old time
courage and determination. This fact
has been apparent to younger observ-
ers at recent reunions, II not the old
men themselves.
These proposed changes were sub
mitted to General Bennett II. Young
on a recent visit to Jacksonville, and
he enthusiastically approved them.
Atlanta Georgian. [volume] (Atlanta, Ga.) 1912-1939, 1914-02-15
PARALYT|C FOR
26yEARSCURED
! WHILE PRAYING
Physicians Unable to Account for
Recovery of Woman Declared
Hopeless Case.

RICHLAND CENTER, WIS, Feb.
IA cure nothing short of miracu
lous is declared by local physicians
and clergymen to have been accom-
plished here in the case of Mrs. H. 5.
Moran, who has recovered from pa
ralysis, from which she had suffered
years, after several hours ferVent
prayer by herself and others.
In telling of the recovery, Mrs. No
ran said;
81 heard a voice, as distinct as
though human, whispering to me.
VIII you walk home, leaning on no
other arm but mine?' I will l shout
ed, and l leaped to my feet and
walked.
Used Wheel Chair.
Tuesday night fifteen members Of
the Reformed Methodist Church gath
cred at the home of A. w. Rowland
to pray for the woman, who went to
the prayer meeting in a wheel chair
and was carried into the house.
Prayers of the pastor and congrega-
ton continued until 8 o'clock in the
morning.
81 can not account for this cure on
any other theory than that it is a
miracle" declared DR.. R. G. Mitchell,
City Physician. 81 have known Mrs.
Moran for twelve years or more. she
had been almost utterly helpless. Her
right side had been absolutely void of
feeling. She could not move the arm
or leg except by taking hold with the
left hand. Some folks might think
she was shammlng all these years, but
she was not. | have seen pins and
needles thrust into the flesh of her
leg She could not feel it. She has
for many years moved about only N
her wheeled chair
Cured by Faith"
81 look upon this event as uneX-
plainable except as a miracle, "a direct
intervention Of God, raising up this
crippled woman of great faith said
the Rev. d. G. Jones, pastor of the
Reformed Methodist Church. lie
had suffered untold pain, but through
it all had maintained an abiding faith
In the goodness and power of the AL
mighty TO restore her"
Atlanta Georgian. [volume] (Atlanta, Ga.) 1912-1939, 1914-02-15
STUDENTSPLAN
WHALE DAIRY IN
NEWT OUNDLAND
Devise Scheme to Domesticate
Mammals and Extract Valuable
Casein From Milk.

LAWRENCE, KANS., Feb. IA
plan for the commercial utilization Of
the casein in whales milk has been
evolved by students of chemistry at
the University of Kansas.
The plan calls for the erection of d.
refinery on the coast of Newfound-
land, where conditions are favorable
to the growth of whales. Whales
would be captured on the high seas
and confined in the bay, where they
would reproduce.
1t is thought that the whales can
be sufficiently domesticated to forage
on the high seas for food in the day
time, and return to the protection Of
the bay at night. An enormous whist
ling buoy will be placed in the bay,
and the whales will be taught to re-
turn to their coy home when the
buoy whistles at high tide. The stu
dents have designed mechanical milk
ing apparatuses similar in construc-
ton to those employed in dairies.
Sheds under the water will be so ar
ranged that each whale can be ac
commodated at the regular milking
time.
Casein is extremely valuable, and
is used in the manufacture Of billiard
balls. buttons, combs, etc. The stu
dents are endeavoring to secure capt.
tai to back their plan, but so far have
not been successful. They will con
tinue their efforts, however.
Students in the biological labora
tories are attempting to produce a
serum from the portion of a calf's
brain that causes its domesticity, and
are trying to use it on the young of
animals that do not yield readily to
the advances of man, to make them
more tractable II they are success
full in discovering a serum, its use
will be Incorporated In the plans for
the propagation of whales.
Atlanta Georgian. [volume] (Atlanta, Ga.) 1912-1939, 1914-02-15
HE Who Has Not Flown Has Not
Lived" Declares Daring Avia-
tor in an Analysis of the Fly
ing Game and His Experiences.
Requires Only Practice, Patience
and Courage to Master an Air
Craft-Each Year Added Safety
Is Given the Sport by Science.
BY LINCOLN BEACHEY.

Los ANGELES, Feb. III have
demonstrated the possibilities of avi-
alton more than 5000 times. l was
unable. however, to solve the genius
of aviation until / had '1ooped the
loop" which feat l accomplished with
my aeroplane, for the first time, No
vamber "a. 1918. over San Diego Bay,
california, flying from the grounds Of
the Government aviation school, on
North Island, where is stationed the
First Aero Corps, attached to the sig
nal service.
The Silent Reaper of Souls and l
shook hands that day.
Thousands of times we have en-
gagged in a race among the clouds
plunging lleadlong in breathless flight
diving and circling with awful
speed through ethereal space. And,
many a time, when the dazzling sun
light has blinded my eyes and sud
den darkness has numbed all my
Senses l have imagined him close at
my heels. On such occasions 1 have
defied him, but. in so doing, have eX-
perienced fright which l can not ex-
plain To-day the old fellow and l
are pals.
:
loop" together l decided I would fear
him no more. 1t was then that man S
courage, coupled with an invention of
science, had finally solved the deep
mystery which through ages has sur
rounded the flights Of the birds.
Courage at the helm of an aero
plane driven upward into a loop by
the force of propeller blades attached
to powerful motors will master the
science of gravity.
The "FIy- about" Next.
Dirigible balloons and other types
Of airships, so called. will have their
limitations, while the aeroplane. by
reason of its simplicity in construc-
ton and operation, will be known as
the fly about" and, like the run
about of motordom, will become
popular means of conveyance with
the masses.
1t seems not long ago that I stood
on the crest of a mountain and gaZed
for miles over a magnificent stretch
Of valley land in Southern California.
| was a mere lad then. Across the
valley directly opposite me and on
level with my elevation was located
the peak of another mountain range.
Down in the valley a peace and quiet
rested that was beyond my under
the wings of a bird, that l could go
swiftly and gently deep into that val
ley and across to the opposite noun
tain!
Dream Fulfilled.
Well, / have done so. l have flown
across valleys and over mountains
and high up through the clouds VITA
their wondrous gold, and l have eX-
perienced quiet and peace-peace that
Is glorious.
Again, I may cay. I am convinced
there exists no danger in flying an
aeroplane OF type such as I now use.
II possesses strength that is rugged
and power in its engine and all con
trolls. 1t is possible, no doubt, that
improvements in its construction will
in time be accomplished. And 1t will
continue its advancement into a
broader state of perfection If it is
possible for engineering science TO
make it so.
Atlanta Georgian. [volume] (Atlanta, Ga.) 1912-1939, 1914-02-15
SCANT COSTUME
IS AID To MORALS
DANSUESE SAYS
Having Danced Before 1900 in a
String of Beads, She Now
Applies for Censorship.

CHICAGO. Feb. 14.-Miss Julia
Garlic appears fourteen times a week
before about 800 persons each time,
wearing ~ we'll matched pearls,
cents worth of Java rice powder mat
Ural colors, and two and eight
yards of pink chiffon.
That's why she has applied to Major
NJ. l.. c. FunlShouser.- Second Deputy
General superintendent of Police, TO
be made the Chicago sensor of mo
ton pictures and of other theatrical
productions
Experience Is Teacher.
Her chief qualification, Miss Carrie
says, Is the fact she will know at a
glance whether the Aim scenario or
the plot of the play was designed %
be evil or to come as close to the
border line of decency as possible to
escape the police or whether 1t repre-
sents the effort of a producer to teach
a great moral lesson by means Of
bluntness or is designed to present
only beauty-of motion, of form lr
art. The AZ pink we'll matched pearls,
the cents worth of powder and The
chiffon, plus her experience on the
stage, she told Major FunkhouseT,
We're her stock in trade" for the new
position.
II really mean It," she said. Il
would quit in minute TO take such
position, for it gives one an oppor
tunity the stage never could dream
of giving. Those who interpret, not
merely work, on the stage strive 10
educate, uplift and do good work. 1t s
hard when one is suspected, is Grill
cised and condemned and has no
come back
Plays Barelegsed.
LAS censor, ! could shape the edu-
cational and uplifting influence of a
thousand film dramas a month in
stead of one, and | could push the
good work and kill the evil influence
of so stages all the time. 1t would
be an opportunity no actress in the
world ever had.
THE very fact my costume is so
brief is a recommendation. 1t has
taught me the sharp line of demarka-
ton between an effort to depict beauty
and one to expose vulgarity under the
guise of such depletion, and show pco-
pie couldn't put it over on me.
81 play barefooted and barelegged,
but no one notices that fact TIL at
tention Is called to It,"
Atlanta Georgian. [volume] (Atlanta, Ga.) 1912-1939, 1914-02-15
Wants Uncle Sam
To Be Santa Claus
Miss Olive Wilson Asks Congress
for Bill 'Franking Christmas
Gifts Through Mails.

WASHINGTON. Feb. 14-Miss Olive
May Wilson, the Santa Claus girl" of
Philadelphia, whose work in distributing
toys Christmas brought JOY to thousands
of destitute children, is in Washington
to urge the passage by Congress of a
bill allowing the ranking privilege to
the mails for the distribution of all such
gifts. This is a pretty big job for a
girl of II, but the wonderful success that
attended her work Christmas has dem
onstrated her ability to overcome OBJ
stacles.
Many of the prominent clergy of all
denominations have indorsed the prof.
ect
Atlanta Georgian. [volume] (Atlanta, Ga.) 1912-1939, 1914-02-15
What s 0ne-Half of
Seven Bull Pups?

SAN FRANCISCO, Feb. 14.-The
judge who tries the divorce case OF
Bertha a. against John A. Ryall Will
be called upon to make a division
something similar to that which Sol
ONION is alleged once to have made,
excepting that the subject in this in
stance viii be prize bull pups and nor
q baby.
AYERS that she and her husband are
the owners of seven bull pups She
says said bull pups are community
property and she asks that they he
divided equally.
Atlanta Georgian. [volume] (Atlanta, Ga.) 1912-1939, 1914-02-15
sHH! LADIES! SECRET TO DARKEV
FADED CRAY HA|R-USE SAGE TEA

Hair Remedy" ready to use; but
listen, avoid preparations put up by
druggists as they usually use too
much sulphur, which makes the hair
sticky. Get ,"Wyeth's" which can al
ways be depended upon to darken
beautifully and is the best thing
known to remove dandruff, stop scalp
itching and falling hair.
BY using Wyeth's Sage and Sui
phur no one can possibly tell that you
darhened your hair II does II so nat
urally and evenly-you moisten
sponge or soft brush, drawing this
through the hair, taking one small
strand at a time which requires but
a few moments. Do this at night and
by morning the gray hair disappears
after another application or two its
natural color is restored and 1t be-
comes glossy and lustrous and you
appear years younger.-AdyL
Atlanta Georgian. [volume] (Atlanta, Ga.) 1912-1939, 1914-02-15
Sophie Is Best Cow;
Here's Her Record

BOSTON. MASS, Feb. 14-The
greatest dairy COW, living or dead, is
Sophie XIX, the pride of the Hood
farm near Lowell, according TO her
owner.
With her last and fifth calf she has
made 1857 pounds II ounces of milk
(more than S,166 quarts) and LIE
pounds ounces of butter In her
whole milking life of five years she
has made 65,253 pounds ounces OF
milk and 442S pounds ounces of
butter, an average Of nearly 900
pounds of butter year
Atlanta Georgian. [volume] (Atlanta, Ga.) 1912-1939, 1914-02-15
With Roll of Cloth Under Her Arm, She Looks
Up Suffering Animals

NEW YORK. Feb. Miss Heb
ney G. Jones to-day told of her ac-
tivities in behalf Of horses struggling
over wet and icy pavements. Miss
Jones. who is the daughter of Mr..
and Mrs. Orlando A. Jones, of No. 572
West One Hundred and Twelfth
street, has gone out in her auto each
morning recently with a large roll of
canvas and many Jumps of sugar.
She says that the sight of so much
suffering among the horses during
the frigid weather had aroused her to
try to alleviate their troubles.
THE slippery streets the heavy
loads and the half-froZen drivers are
not inspiring sights" she said, but
the canvas spread on slippery spots
Atlanta Georgian. [volume] (Atlanta, Ga.) 1912-1939, 1914-02-15

scratch until sores came.
got remedies and the treatment did
no good but did harm and made it perfectly
rough. I saw an advertisement to cure
eczema for ten dollars and ! sent for it and
used it about one month and It did not do
any good. l learned few years ago of a
riend using Cuticura Soap and Ointment
tried Cuticura Soap and Ointment and
hey relieved me OF the itching and burning
80 once. In weeks time my eczema was
ured. One cake of Cuticura Soap and one
lpy of Cuticura Ointment completed the
Urr' (signed) G. b. Jordan. July 2. 1913.
Why not have clear skin. soft white
ands. clean scalp and good hair2 1t Is
our birthright Cutcura Soap with an
caslonal use of Cuticura Ointment Will
ing about these coveted conditions In
most cases when all else fails Sold through
'ut the world. Liberal sample Of each mailed
zee with 32-p. skin Book. Address post
ard Cuticura. Dept. r. Boston
tR-Men who shave and shampoo with Gu
-curasoap will nnd it best for skin andscalp
Atlanta Georgian. [volume] (Atlanta, Ga.) 1912-1939, 1914-02-15
# Peevish, Feverish, Tongue
Coated, Give "Fruit Laxa-
tive" at Once.

Why suffer the handicap of looking
old. Gray hair. however handsome
denotes advancing age. We all know
the advantages Of a youthful appear
ance.
Your hair is your charm II makes
or mars the face. When 1t fades, turns
gray and looks dry, wispy and scrag-
gly just a few applications of Sage
Tea and sulphur enhances its ap-
pearance hundred fold.
Either prepare the tonic at home or
get from any drug store a 50-cent
bottle of "Wyeth's Sage and Sulphur
Atlanta Georgian. [volume] (Atlanta, Ga.) 1912-1939, 1914-02-15
Finds Most Collegians
Defective in Body

PHILADELPHIA, Feb. 14.-There
are only 81 men physically perfect
men among 1856 students in tine
freshman class of the college depart
ment of the University of Pennsylvia,
according to statistics compiled by
DR.. r. TAFT Mckenzie, the director of
physical education.
DIR. Mckenzie said that although
the percentage of physical detectives
is large, the number is smaller this
year than in any previous freshman
class DIR. Whitman Campbell Posey,
the university's opthalmologist, re-
ported that more than one-third Of
the freshmen class have defects in
eyesight. The physical defects IN
clude organic or digestive disorders,
skin disease, round shoulders, uneven
shoulders. fiat chests and fiat feet.
Atlanta Georgian. [volume] (Atlanta, Ga.) 1912-1939, 1914-02-15
OYSTER Shells Used
To Fertilize Soil

MARsHFTELD, OREG., Feb. IA
Ranchers within the boundaries of the
Port of Coos Bay who supported the
$3.50 900 bond issue voted to deepen the
channel to the sea to rs feet have dis
covered way whereby they can partic-
ipate in the benefits of the big dredg-
ing work, between Marshfield and Nort0
Bend, with 6-to-12-foot strata of eX-
tinct oysters.
Experiments have shown the shells
can be mixed in certain proportions
with the general soil on the farms,
plowed in and thoroughly dragged, and
will increase the productiveness from
100 to 200 per cent, ranchers say.
Atlanta Georgian. [volume] (Atlanta, Ga.) 1912-1939, 1914-02-15
Boys Pilfer Tips, So
Girls Get Positions

CHICAGO Feb. 1.-THE boys
working in certain fashionable res
taurants for the Tipping Trust do so
on a salary. But occasionally lads
have been known to pouch dimes in
the sides of their mouths or again
slip the coin down inside their linen
collars So the trust has substituted
girls for some of the boys.
Thirty hat boys have gone out on
strike demanding the reinstatement
Of the boys dismissed to give place
to the girls
Atlanta Georgian. [volume] (Atlanta, Ga.) 1912-1939, 1914-02-15
Arkansas Militia
Ordered to Range

LITTLE ROCK, Feb. 14.-Adjutant
General Lloyd England is sending to
every militia company in the State
general order calling for instruction
in target practice from February Is
to May 15, in which he states that no
company with less than two officers
and 80 men will be allowed to go to
the range.
The firing will be by scores of five
consecutive shots and except in case
of accident a score, when once begun,
will be completed. Before any man
can go to the range his commanding
officer must submit a report on the
gallery firing.
Atlanta Georgian. [volume] (Atlanta, Ga.) 1912-1939, 1914-02-15
Pupils Have Weekly
Health Examination

JACKSONVILLE, ILL, Feb. A.
BY order of the City Health Warden
all children in public schools and stu
dents in colleges here will be COM
PEELED to undergo physical eXamind-
ton by physicians each week. Pupils
must bring to the school authorities
each Monday morning until further
notice, a certificate from physicians
showing that they and members OF
their families are free from con-
tagious diseases, or they will be
barred from attending
The order was issued on account Of
the prevalence of contagious dis
eases in this community.
Atlanta Georgian. [volume] (Atlanta, Ga.) 1912-1939, 1914-02-15
Polish Noble Studies
U. s. Farm Methods

MINNEAPOLIS, Feb. 14-Richard
Won Konopke, Polish knight, whose
family has been a member OF the
Polish nobility since the twelfth cen
fury, having concluded short course
In farming and animal husbandry a.
the State farm, came to Minneapolis
to inspect farm machinery and to at
tend the Minnesota Implement Deal
ers' Association.
His father is an owner of large
tracts in Galicia.