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The broad ax., 1914-05-23
No Use at All.

Would Be Tourist Centering book
shopl-Tm about to go TO Bermuda.
Have you a guidebook ] can rely ONT
Bookseller-Certainlyl Here's one
Just out. It's entitled -Four Weeks In
Bermuda" and it's by Walter B. bay.
Would Be Tourist-Sorry 1t won't do
me any good. You see, I'm only going
to stay three weeks.-New York Post
The broad ax., 1914-05-23

A German aviator has succeeded In
ascending to a height of 2O.5G4 feet,
but what's the use getting so far away
from the earth now that the baseball
season is here:
The broad ax., 1914-05-23

No fewer than 2S,6T4 teachers OF
England have declared for woman SUI
frage. but the figures are less impress
sive when we read that 1923 Of
the same profession have declared
against II.
The broad ax., 1914-05-23

An Italian count committed suicide
in New York the other day. Starving
to death in n land OF plenty is nothing
to killing oneself when entirely sur
rounded by actresses.
The broad ax., 1914-05-23

Harvard students no longer use the
phrase Il beg your pardon" Instead.
they say I'm very sorry" which
seems to Indicate more sincerity than
the request for a pardon.
The broad ax., 1914-05-23
Ny Luck.

II had twenty thousand pounds
And jewels by the score.
And servants gay In great array
Stood round about my door;
II had all 1 wished TO drink
And, say, three kegs beside.
And lots Of girls with golden curls
Became my Joy and pride;
II I'd a chateau on a hin.
A palace by a lake,
I'll bet my bottom dollar that
I'd be a fool and wake.
Sydney Bulletin
The broad ax., 1914-05-23

Possibly that Chicago heiress who
married a gardener married beneath
her. but any one can be an heiress II
she has luck. Ii takes ability to be a
gardener.
The broad ax., 1914-05-23

An advanced woman lecturer an
nOunces that the time will soon be
here when the housewife will have a
kitchenlesS home. Nothing new In
that-sOme Of them have II now
The broad ax., 1914-05-23

Sometimes congress succeeds in be-
ing as truly exciting as il Is habitually
represented TO be by the New York
feature writers sent over from time to
time to discover Washington"
The broad ax., 1914-05-23

A suffragette smashed a fifty dollar
saucer in the British museum the 9TH
er day. The London SUITS must be
gaining recruits from the kitchens.
The broad ax., 1914-05-23

Chicago wife deserters are sent to
the psychOpathic ward now instead Of
to prison "a heretofore. IL will please
the deserted wives to learn that It's
disease rather than a misdemeanOr.
The broad ax., 1914-05-23
SPECIAL NOTICE

All parties having social or personal
items or other matter for publication.
SBsb social items and 90 on must reach
The editor not later than on Thursday
morning, prior to the Saturday the
articles are expected to appear.
Write plainly and on one side Of the
paper only.
Personal or social items and short
church notices, will be published free.
Il YOU have friends visiting you, or If
yOu are going on . visit ont Of the city,
or move from one section Of the city
to another, or buy . new house or fat
building, or if any Of your near and
dear friends become united in marriage
to some one, or join the Heavenly host
IN the great beyond; or If you give q
dancing party or other social functions
and so on; all such information plainly
and shortly written viii b ssRSidsrSd
news matter.
And as stated before VIII Be Pub-
iIhsd free Of all charges.
Remember that al communications
along this line must be short and to the
point. Address all communications to
the editor Of The Broad Az, 5027 Fed
srL street. Phone Drs1sl, 1890.
The broad ax., 1914-05-23

The income tax assessors are finding
that we have long had an exaggerated
notion Of the fortunes Of most Of our
so called millionaires.
The broad ax., 1914-05-23

Every little while one meets a man
who doesn't care whether the baseball
season is with US or not 1t takes all
kinds OF people to make a world.
The broad ax., 1914-05-23
Tangodes.

lah9ooeSs
Little Bo-Peep
Has lost her sleep
And cut a pretty caper,
But leave her alone
And she'll stay home
Now II Is in the paper.
Jack Sprat was dancing
His wife up a ditch.
She didn't dip with him,
And in they did pitch.
Said Jack, Wen be drowned"
But Joan told him when,
And. rising together.
They dipped out again
st. Louis Post-Dlspatch-
The broad ax., 1914-05-23

One advantage Of being a British Of
ficer is that one can resign when one
pleases. Plain Thomas Atkins would
have to desert.
The broad ax., 1914-05-23

A real French duel has just been
fought for the benefit-jointly-Of hon.
or and a motion picture company.
Thus do art and commerce wed.
The broad ax., 1914-05-23

The wireless telephone is soon to be
installed on ocean liners. Then it will
no longer be doubtful what is meant
by speaking a vessel"
The broad ax., 1914-05-23

A hOmely man Is reported to have
been made handsome by a collision
with a steam roller. II probably fat
tered him.
The broad ax., 1914-05-23

A Pittsburgh man was sent to Jail
for ninety days for stealing an umbrel'
la. At this rate we know men who'd
have to serve for life.
The broad ax., 1914-05-23

A statement that New York high
school students succeeded n spelling
''isOsceIes" fifty-six different ways
would have been more satisfactory had
Il Informed us which way was right
The broad ax., 1914-05-23

Warm beeswax Is advised by Paris
doctors for rheumatism. This Is big
improvement on the first idea OF hot
stings.
The broad ax., 1914-05-23

Porfirio Diaz. former president Of
Mexico. Is at Monte Carlo, where the
dangers to which one is exposed are
not the same kind as those In Mexico.
The broad ax., 1914-05-23

A pie baking contest between suffra.
gists and ants has been proposed.
This could be followed by a sock darn
ing race and a house cleaning contest
The broad ax., 1914-05-23

The trouble about that thing we call
conscience is that IL persists in speak
ing when we want 1t to keep silent.
The broad ax., 1914-05-23

Vesuvius and Etna are in eruption
again. Even a volcano must be going
full blast to attract attention these
days.
The broad ax., 1914-05-23

The German tailor who has sent six
of his thirty-five children to the army
should be called the honorary father Of
his country.
The broad ax., 1914-05-23

The man who cultivates his preJu
dices may expect them to keep him
awake at night.
The broad ax., 1914-05-23

The dance craze has not gone 50 far
as to substitute tangolng for plain old
fashioned base running.
The broad ax., 1914-05-23
Tanina Il Down.

Talkington pIease6-SO your friend
Miss Gusher said that I was a wit.
did sheI
Miss Keen-Yes. but Alice Is 50 Civ
en- to exaggeratiOn. Now, should
call you merely q half wit-Boston
Transcript
The broad ax., 1914-05-23

A lion has Just eaten a missionary
In the Sudan. So 1t does happen out
side Of the comic papers,
The broad ax., 1914-05-23

Boston has discovered that It Is car
rying too large a municipal debt. Well,
what city isn't?
The broad ax., 1914-05-23

One Of the oversights of history is its
neglect Of what John Lind said when
the muzzle Of office was removed.
The broad ax., 1914-05-23

lis better to have loved and lost
than never to have loved at all, but II
isn't so cheap.
The broad ax., 1914-05-23

Women are not employed by the gov
eminent as secret service workers.
The government Is a Grabbed old thing.
The broad ax., 1914-05-23

'Ru 70" is the newest world Ian
guage. But the only successful world
wide linguist so far has been cash.
The broad ax., 1914-05-23

4. By way of celebrating her SEVENTEEN
birthday Sarah Bernhardt may try ont
another farewell tour in this country.
The broad ax., 1914-05-23

To overshOot the mark is Just as bad
rs to miss it any other way.
The broad ax., 1914-05-23

The fellow who marries a girl with
an independent fortune also gets an
independent wife.
The broad ax., 1914-05-23

A man who wishes to rise in the
world should try rising early in the
morning.
The broad ax., 1914-05-23

War does not develop heroes. II only
calls attention to some who hitherto
had been unnoted.
The broad ax., 1914-05-23

At least in the movies" we don't
have to listen to the heroine trying to
play the plano.
The broad ax., 1914-05-23
FIVE ROOM MODERN FLAT TO
RENT.

Nice five room modern fat to rent;
newly decorated
5025 Federal Street.
The broad ax., 1914-05-23

No man succeeds unless he takes
chances; neither does be fail.
The broad ax., 1914-05-23

The time has come when everybody's
vocabulary must include few mispro-
nounced Mexican words.
The broad ax., 1914-05-23

Happiness-a good bank account, q
good cook and good digestion.
The broad ax., 1914-05-23

A court has no business to try to
define a kiss. That Is a job for the
poets.
The broad ax., 1914-05-23

Health is the greatest gift a munic
ipahty can bestow upon its people.
The broad ax., 1914-05-23

Degrees Of FinaIity.
When a girl says NO
She may kinder grow.
But there's little hope
When a girl says Nope"
And there's not a BIT
when she murmurs Nit"
Los Angeles Times
The broad ax., 1914-05-23

A man may be a light sleeper and
still be able to sleep only in the dark.
The broad ax., 1914-05-23

sometimes a man Is luckier to miss
what's coming to him than to get Il.
The broad ax., 1914-05-23

Many a man can't tell black from
white when it comes to a lie.
The broad ax., 1914-05-23

Perhaps next Asquith will be tryint
on the kings crown.
The broad ax., 1914-05-23
Old Habita

II think our new butler must haTU
been a baseball umpire once"
why sOY
@He,s dustink OF the plate with 3
whisk brOOm."-Pittsburgh Post
The broad ax., 1914-05-23

This would be n tiresmome old
world without its crimes.
The broad ax., 1914-05-23

1t never improves a woman's appear
ence TO put on airs.
The broad ax., 1914-05-23

Luck is too uncertain to sit around
and wait for il.
The broad ax., 1914-05-23

Money is mans greatest ro9bIe II
be hasn't any.
The broad ax., 1914-05-23

Desk Ro0n fer buEnsSS purposes In
bfaash Law ofiss If ". q. Address
al A NSWhy, ssh and staas -
n ". ssn&.
Yerington times. [volume] (Yerington, Nev.) 1907-1932, 1914-06-06
Deep Ploywing is Essential.

In all dry farming countries deep
blowing is essential. Equally neces-
sary is the use of the sub surface
packer, blade harrow or some other
implement that will pack the furrow
slice firmly against the subsoil. These
two things are essential to the prepar-
alton of the good seed bed and seed
bed which will take up and hold all
the precipitation during the fall and
winter, says the Kansas Farmer Gen
orally speaking. too much blowing
and narrowing is done for the express
purpose OF getting enough loose dirt
on the surface to cover the seed. As
moisture is paramount to the growing
of any crop. methods conducive 10
the taking up OF that moisture by the
soil and the holding of the same in
the soil for the growing crop, are i'm
portant factors in crop production,
Yerington times. [volume] (Yerington, Nev.) 1907-1932, 1914-06-06
PROPER FEED FOR SITTING
TURKEYS.
Should Have Plenty of Germ, Wheat
and Fresh Water.

When the turkey hen begins to sit
she should be provided with a dish
of whole corn and wheat, given access
to fresh water twice day, and then
must be left absolutely undsturbed
in order to get the best results, cash
turkey hen should have an individual
pen where she can sit and eat and
drink without being compelled to 20
out into the yard with TIL other birds,
or be disturbed in any way
If she is to be disturbed at ALL II
is only to give her a thorough busting
with insect powder two or three times
during the sitting period, which COY
ers from y to 30 days During this
time the turkey hen sits very quietly,
sometimes refusing to leave the nest
for SO hours at a time to get food o.
water She should never be urged TO
leave the nest for this purpose or any
other, but food ard water should a.
ways be within her reach at all times.
She knows best what she wants. ard
when she wants it-C NJ Shultz.
Yerington times. [volume] (Yerington, Nev.) 1907-1932, 1914-06-06
Attention to Colts Feet.

Regular attention to the feet of
colts is absolutely necessary in this
country. The hoofs often tend to
grow in abnormal ways, too long on
one side, tending to twist the fetlock
JOINT, or too long at the toe, which
tends to strain the ligaments, and
which also tends to faulty action. In
trimming the hoof all that needs to be
done can be done with a rasp. The
hoof wall should be rasped off on the
bottom surface until the relation of
the heel, side and toe is approximately
one, two and three in length, and the
work should be done in such a man
ncr as to cause the foot to rest square
ly on the ground Practice and OBJ
servation will soon enable a man who
has fair judgment to determine just
what trimming each colt needs and
how often attention will be required.
AS a general rule the feet should be
examined every six or eight weeks
Yerington times. [volume] (Yerington, Nev.) 1907-1932, 1914-06-06
Culling the Poultry Flock.

The poultry flock should be culled
during the early summer, SO as to take
advantage OF the comparatively good
prices that prevail then, Hens over
two and three years old, the small
hens, the badly shaped ones with crow
heads or crooked breasts overfat hens
and hens known to be poor layers,
should be sold Not only will the
price be lower later in the season, but
the presence of these undesirable hens
will reduce the efficiency of the entire
flock. Then, after the flock has been
culled, all the remaining hens should
be given leg bands or otherwise mark
ed so that they may later be dis
tingushed from the pullets.-By Prof.
J. G. Halpin, Wisconsin College of
Agriculture.
Yerington times. [volume] (Yerington, Nev.) 1907-1932, 1914-06-06
Get Rid of Your Rheumatism.

Now is the time to get rid of pour
rheumatism. You can do it II you ap-
ply Chamberlain's Liniment. w a.
Lockhard, Homer City, \. Y, writes
Last spring suffered from rheu-
matism with terrible pains in my arms
and shoulders. | got bottle OF Cham
berlain's Liniment and the first APP
plication relieved me. By using one
bottle OF ii | was entirely cured" For
sale by all druggists. Advt.
Yerington times. [volume] (Yerington, Nev.) 1907-1932, 1914-06-06
Married at M. E. Parsonage.

On Tuesday afternoon of this week
Victor c. Spencer, of Sparks, and
Mrs. Marion B. Meacham, of Reno,
were united in marriage at the M. r.
Church parsonage in Yerinton by
Rev. Frank Summers. The only per-
son present outside of the pastors
family was Mr. D. Michigan, the uncle
of the groom The happy coulpe re-
manned in Yerington until Wednesday
when they took their departure for
San Francisco for brief visit.
Yerington times. [volume] (Yerington, Nev.) 1907-1932, 1914-06-06

Hand
Of 70 all
half and
to Conp
Yerington times. [volume] (Yerington, Nev.) 1907-1932, 1914-06-06
Only One Entirely Satisfactory.

Il have tried various collie and
diarrhoea remedies, but the only one
that has given me entire satisfaction
and cured me when | was afflicted is
Chamberlain Colo, Cholera and
Diarrhoea Remedy recommend it to
my friends at all times" writes S n.
Galloway, Stewart, S. c. For sale by
all druggists. Advt.
Yerington times. [volume] (Yerington, Nev.) 1907-1932, 1914-06-06
For an Impaired Appetite.

To improve the appetite and
strengthen the digestion try few doses
of Chamberlain Tablets Mr. J. H
Seitz, of Detroit, Mich, says: They
restored my appetite when impaired
relieved me of a bloated feeling and
caused a pleasant and satisfactory
movement of the bowels" For sale
by all druggists. Advt
Yerington times. [volume] (Yerington, Nev.) 1907-1932, 1914-06-06
Indigestion and Constipation.

about FIVE years ago began tax
ing Chamberlain Tablets after suf
fering from Indigestion and consti
patton for years without finding any
thing to relieve me Chamberlain
Tablets helped me at once and By
using them for several weeks | wa:
cured of the complaint" writes Mrs
Mary E. McMullen, Phelps, N. Y
For sale by all druggists. Advt.
Yerington times. [volume] (Yerington, Nev.) 1907-1932, 1914-06-06
Hand Injured.

Henry Reinfeldt, of the Smith Val
ley mine, came to Yerington the first
of the week to have an injured hand
treated. A rock fell on his hand some
days ago and he did not give the in
jury proper treatment Consequently
blood poisoning set in. The case is
not serious and Mr.. Reinfeldt's hand
will be all right in short time.
Yerington times. [volume] (Yerington, Nev.) 1907-1932, 1914-06-06
Expensive Hog Feed.

From 10 to Is per cent of the cream
is LETT in the milk after skimming,
says the dairy department OF the Ne
braska College OF Agriculture. At
the prevailing price OF cream. butter
fat makes pretty expensive hog iced.
A separator removes practically all
the cream from the milk.
Yerington times. [volume] (Yerington, Nev.) 1907-1932, 1914-06-06
Utilize Manure Crops.

The ideal way to utilize crops
grown for manuring is to feed them
To stock and to return the manure to
the soil, thus securing their full feed
ing value and from twothirds to
three fourts of the original fertilizer
value.
Yerington times. [volume] (Yerington, Nev.) 1907-1932, 1914-06-06
Piano Tuning.

w. Gny Smith will be in Yering-
ton about June 49, Twenty-Five years
experience in tuning and building pia
nos. Best local references. Leave
orders with Mr.. Roy Martin at the
telegraph Office.
The times dispatch. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1903-1914, 1914-06-24
y Copy-Teste:
PHILIP V. COGE

$4,000 Town OF Barton Heights tsub-
urb of tichmond). Henrico County.
Virginia. thirty-ycar 600 six per cent
(Gec) general Improvement bonds
Sealed proposals will lie received by
the Town Council of the town Of Bar
ton Heights at Il meeting specially
called for the purpose. to he held In
the Council Chamber OF the town on
the evening Of TUESDAY, July I. 1914.
at $50 o'clock, for the purchase Of the
entire issue or any portion thereof. Of
the $4,000 general Improvement bonds
OF said town. being - bonds In the de-
nomination of 81 900 each.
Said bonds arc issued for general i'm
provement purposes. and bear date July
!. 1919. are payable 30 years after date
in lawful currency of tho United states
and bear interest at the rate OF per
cent per annum, payable semannually
Interest represented by coupons payable
at First National Bank Of Richmond
Va
The Town Council reserves the right
to reject any and all bids.
All bids to be made and considered
in good faith and no deposit required
with bid.
The town of Barton Heights Is with
N the lines proposed to be annexed by
the city of Richmond. and is party
to the proceedings now pending.
Further Information will he cheer
July furnished upon application. Ad-
dress all bids to
THOMAS ARMSTRONG.
CHAIRMAN Finance Committee. Town oc
Barton Heights. Richmond. Va. Phone
Madison 30o7
The times dispatch. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1903-1914, 1914-06-24
AUCTION SALES.--FUTURE Days
By Ycrby Company, Incorporated,
Reak Estate Auctioneers
TRUSTEES AUCTION SALE =.
New and Attractive Home
Situated in Forest Hill
Park Annex.

BY virtue OF deed of trust dated
recorded in the clerks office of Chester
nook rs; page is2; in which deed
have been appointed trustees in the
place and stead of Charles H. zehnder.
ing been made in the payment OF tho
debt therein secured, amounting to
Si259E With Interest the rs to the
being so required to do by the note
holder. We will sell at public auction
on the premises on
MONDAY. JUNE 20. 1914.
AT $40 p. NJ.
the real estate. with all improvements
thereon and all rights thereto pertain-
ing. described in said deed OF trust. as
Lots !. .. 3. 4. S. 6. I and in Block
5 in. the plan Of Forest Hill Park Annex
made by D. +. LaPrade May 27. 1907.
Circuit Court OF Chesterfield in P. B.
>, pages :5S-259. together with all i'm
thereon SAID property IS
lows Commoncing at n point whore the
north line Of short street intersects
thence running in q northerly direction
along the west line OF North Street
40 feet to elbow shence in n 20
street 33S - feet. more or less. to
Rcedy Creek. thence up Reedy Creek
as 1t mcandcrs to tho west llre Cf lot
on the plat above mentioned. thence
southwardly along the west line of lot
No. $40 feet to the north line of Short
street. thence eastwardly along tho
north line Of Short Street $40 feet to
the point of beginning.
TERMS: Cash sufficient to pay said
note Of $4,000. with interest thereon
amounting TO s2,013.1T az of Juno 80.
1914: the trustees commissions of
per cent cost of sale. and certain ex-
pcnses incurred by the former trustee
for insurance. taxes and attorneys fees.
amounting to s263.9l. The residue OF
said purchase money shall be payable
in . and Il months after date. evil
denced by negotiable notes OF the pur-
chaser bearing per cent interest and
to he secured by deed of trust on the
property.
HASKINS HOBSON.
THOMAS c. GORDON.
Trustees.
While tho deed Of trust requires tho
above terms, the auctionecr. with the
consent of the noteholder, Will be glad
to arrange for n reasonable loan on tho
property for anyone desiring to pur-
chase the same.
This is an excellent opportunity to
secure very attractive home with all
modern conveniences and beautifully
situated
This property is one block from the
Forest Hill Park car line.
The times dispatch. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1903-1914, 1914-06-24
CHAPLIN & HUME. Inc.
Real Estate Auctioneers.
AUCTION SALE Of THAT o-STORY
FRAME DWELLING SITUATED
No. 1904
North Second Street

At the request OF the owner we will
oner Tor sale at public auction on the
WEDNESDAY. JUNE "a. 1914.
AZ o'clock l.. M,
the two story frame dwelling No. 1908
North Second street. containing 3 or
4 rooms. The lot fronts IL feet and
mas depth of 90 feet to an alley 10
rect wide. The property Will rent for
81 per month. and no trouble in keep
ing il occupied.
iTERMS-Can no made very easy,
ana VIII be announced ut sale.
ClGArIN e HUME. Inc
The times dispatch. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1903-1914, 1914-06-24
FOR SALT-ReaI Estate.

HIGHLAND Park Addition--Take cars
at Seventh and Broad, get off at
Fourth Avenue and Stuart Avenue, and
YOU are right at this beautiful sub
division. which is included in the pro-
posed new annexation lines. These
lots are beautifully located. have shade
now being sold at reasonable prices,
and on easy and convenient terms.
Prices sure to advance. Make your So
cure u most desirable home site. High
land Park Development Corporation
No. III Mutual Building. Monroe 1866
The times dispatch. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1903-1914, 1914-06-24
MEETINGS..

"A y special communication of st.
Xxx John, Lodge, No: IS. A.. F: & 4.
in the Masonic Temple. corner Adams
and Broad Streets. ON WEDNESDAY
to pay the last sad tribute of respect
to the memory OF our deceased brother.
Henry Koch.
Members of sister lodges and tran
silent brethren are invited to attend.
BY order OF the Worshipful Master.
OSCAR J. ADAMS,
Secretary.
The times dispatch. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1903-1914, 1914-06-24
DIVIDEND NOTICE.

THE CHURCH IIIIL. I:ANK. INC.
richmond. Va. June IL. 1914.
THE directors Of the Church iIll Bank.
Inc. have this day declared Il semi
annual dividend of per cent on the
capital stock. payable to the stock
holders on and after July /. 1914. Diyi-
dend checks Will hc mailed
O. \. PAtRRtSH.
President.
The times dispatch. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1903-1914, 1914-06-24
PROPOSALS=Sealcd

PROPOSALS are invited for painting
and minor repairs to buildings and
roofs for hotel building and five t5)
dwelling houses at Lee Hall. Va. Right
is reserved to reject any or all bids.
For further Information apply to S. r.
Curtis. Lee Hall. Va. Bids will be
opened on July .. 1910
The times dispatch. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1903-1914, 1914-06-24
DIVIDEND NOTICE.

The Union Bank of Richmond
June is. 1914.
THE directors of the Union Bank OF
Richmond have this day declared a
the capital stock, payable To tho stock
holders on and after July |. 1914.
GEO. w. CALL.
Cashier
The times dispatch. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1903-1914, 1914-06-24

WANTED, three carpenters 10 mako
concrete forms Apply Septic Tank
Wcathainpton. ready for work.
The times dispatch. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1903-1914, 1914-06-24
HELP MISUNDERSTANDING

w i NTGD TO EMPLOY WOMAN
CORPS MANAGER AND TEN GIRLS
TO INTRODUCE AND SELL. FOOD
PRODUCTS FROM House TO HOUSE
~ VIRGINIA ON BASIS OF SALARY
AND COMMISSION On SALES GOOD
TRtOUS GIRLS. MUST F. R y ! II
REFERENCES AS TO CHARACTER
AND QUALIFICATIONS STATE AZ; T.
AND EXPER FENCE. ADDRESS MAN
IFACTCKEK." CARE TIMES DIS
PATCH.