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The Parma herald. (Parma, Idaho) 1903-1917, 1914-03-26
Troops Will Attack San
Francisco and Washington

Washington, D. C.-Plans for joint
maneuvers by the United States reg
ular army and the National Guard, to
include attacks on Washington and
San Francisco by invading armies to-
gether with the establishment of sew
eral training camps throughout the
country, were announced by the War
department 1t was tentatively de-
cided to begin the maneuvers late in
July
The attack against Washington will
be participated in by troops of the
Seventh and Eighth divisions of the
Eastern department, which will con-
centrate at Baltimore
The maneuvers of the regular army
and the militia of the Western depart
ment, it is said, will include a man
euver campaign in the vicinity of Sar
Francisco, to be participated in by the
Californian troops
The Parma herald. (Parma, Idaho) 1903-1917, 1914-03-26
Tango Hats for PRAYER.

New York-Tango enthusiasts and
devotees of the night life along Broad
way were surprised Sunday night
when band Of Salvation Army men
and women invaded the floors of some
of the most popular dance establish
ments and begged the amusement
seekers to stop and listen to q word
about the serious side of life The
joyful crowds did not appear BIZ
abashed, but listened in silence to the
army songs and speeches and applaud
ed literally At all the places visitet
the religious workers were welcomed
The Parma herald. (Parma, Idaho) 1903-1917, 1914-03-26
SECONDHAND MACHINERY
Vt nAvr SALES foR the FOLLOWING
sympathy for the Horse.

Excited Individual-See here, Mr.
Bangs, you are a scoundrel Of the first
water When bought that boss
supposed l was getting good, sound
animal, but he's spawned and blind
and got the heaves. Now, I want to
know what you're going to do about
IT.
Bangs Something ought TO be done
that's q fact.
Excited Individual-Well, l should
say there had.
Bangs-Well. tomorrow I'll give yol
the name of good veterinary sur
geon; it's a shame to have that horse
suffer In that way.--Norfolk Ledger
Dispatch.
The Parma herald. (Parma, Idaho) 1903-1917, 1914-03-26
Sender of Poisoned
Candy Faces Penitentiary

Portland-Under $4,000 cash bail,
which she was unable to furnish, Mrs..
Edith Edna Hawley, by her own con-
fession sender of six packages of pois-
oned candy through the mails to three
step-children, her own baby, and a
woman of whom she was jealous, was
bound over to the Federal grand jury
at preliminary bearing before A. NJ
Cannon, United States commissioner
The charge against her was sending
poison through the mails with intent
to kill Four counts may be pressed
the United States district attorney
The penalty on any one Of them, I'M
der the Federal statute. is up to $4,000
fine and 10 years in the penitentiary.
The extreme penalty on the foul
counts would be $40. 600 fine and 4c
years in the penitentiary-
The Parma herald. (Parma, Idaho) 1903-1917, 1914-03-26
Wonderful Blood Remedy
That Works in the Tissues
The Very Latest Thssry Abeui Bsu and Why the
Bleed IS pisorierod.


And In regenerating the tissues 8 8 8.
has = rapid and positive antidotai offecs
upon all those irritating Influences thar
cause rheumatism. sore throat weak
eyes. loss OF weight. thin pale cheeks. and
that WEAKNESS OF muscle and nerve thar
IL generally experienced. by al sufferers
with poisoned blood
Get bottle of s. s. g at any drug
store. and In a few days you viii not only
feel bright. and energetic. but you VIII b
the picture of new life
S. s. g. Is prepared only In the iabornr
tory of the Swift Specific Co. so1 swirl
Bldg. Atlanta Ga Who maintain q very
efricient Medical Department. where al
who have any blood disorder of = stub
born nature may write freely for advice
s. s. s. u sold everywhere by Al drug
stores
Beware OF all attempts to sell you
sometning Just - god Insist s0os
& & e
The Parma herald. (Parma, Idaho) 1903-1917, 1914-03-26

The great experts in Chemistry and
Physiology now declare what has AL
along been contended by the Swift Lab
oratory that the germs OF blood disorders
md Judgment In the interstices Of the ti5-
sues
And herein Is where S. 8. s goes to
work rapidly. effectively and with won
derfully noticeable results
This famous blood purifier contains
medicinal components Just as vital and
essential to healthy blood as the nutrftive
elements of wheat. roast beef. and fats
and the sugars that mako up our daily
ration
As matter OF fact there Is one insrs-
dent In s. S s. which serves the active
purpose of stimulating each cellular part
Of tho body TO the healthy and judiciouz
selection OF its own essential nutriment-
THAT Is why Il regenerates tho blood sup
ply: why IL has such q tremendous In
nuence In overcoming eczema, RASH PIN
pies, and AL skin anictopA
The Parma herald. (Parma, Idaho) 1903-1917, 1914-03-26
WHEAT CROP Great
1914 Production Estimated TO Sn-
pass All Previous RteGds.


Portlard-The states Of Oregon,
Washington and Idaho will produce =
bumper crop of wheat this year, and
unless all signs fail. the yield will be
4 record-breaker. Experienced grain
men predict an output Of At least 70, :
600, 900 bushels Of this cereal in the
Pacific Northwest
These views are based on the re-
markedly fine condition Of the winter
wheat crop in the three states. From
the date Of planting to the present
time, all conditions Of climate, soil
and moisture have been ideal From
every point in the Northwest comes
an uniform report of perfect growing
weather and fine stand.
The increase In acreage has been
more extensive than expected, averag-
ing perhaps close to 10 per cent
throughout the entire territory.
The Northwest last year turned of
a wheat crop of about Sc, 900, 00C
bushels. The record yield heretofore
has been SIS, 900, 900 bushels.
This year the three states will come
up to this latter figure and without
doubt will exceed it.
Spring wheat sowing Is now il
progress in all sections, and genera
conditions could not be better for thii
operation Prospects for barley, oats
forage and fruits of all kinds are en-
tirely satisfactory.
/ In the Columbia river counties o.
Oregon, the indications are the best il
years. Sherman county has 40 pc
cent increase in winter wheat acreage
and there IL promise of a 5000, 600
bushel CROP Gillian has also
large gain in planting and farmers ex
pect more than $500. 900 bushels o
wheat. Wasco has record prospect
and Umatilla will improve on its 5,
900, 00-bushel crop of last year
Union reports q 10 per cent gain j
sight.
Throughout the winter wheat sec
tions of Washington, the outlook is
rosy one. Lincoln county, the banne
wheat county of the West, whichlas
year produced more than $780, 90
bushels, gives indications of a GRO
this year 25 per cent heavier.
The Walla Walla country, the graf
sections around Dayton. Prosser, Riti
vile and Prescott, will have, frol
present prospects. record crops Bi
Bend reports are favorable, and so
the outlook in the Goldendale distric
: Similar reports come from the G.
real sections of Idaho The Lewistc
country has increased its acreage
! per cent and the grain is having r
markable growth Caldwell grove
s arc going in for corn and have e
r larged their acreage 100 per cent ov
! last year.
The Parma herald. (Parma, Idaho) 1903-1917, 1914-03-26

well and hearty and weigh about 200
pounds. l feel very grateful that l
found Dodds Kidney Pills and you may
publish this letter il you wish / am
serving my third term as Probate
Judge of Gray Co. Yours truly.
PHILIP MILLER, Cimarron, Kan
| Correspond with Judge Miller about
this wonderful remedy.
Dodds Kidney Pills. soc per box at
your dealer or Dodds Medicine Co.,
Buffalo, N. Y. Write for Household
Hints. also music of National Anthem
! English and German words) and re-
eipes for dainty dishes. All sent free.
| Adv.
The Parma herald. (Parma, Idaho) 1903-1917, 1914-03-26
CLASSIFYING Men.

She found her dearest girl chum in
tears.
The situation was unexpected. being
rather common and vulgar. But the
patrician girl was sympathetic enough
to inquire, just as any other girl
might.
why, dear, what on earth is the
matter?"
Men are all liars!" sobbed the bro
ken-hearted one.
'Oh, don't say thatl" protested the
other. That's too broad a generaliza
ton"
The Parma herald. (Parma, Idaho) 1903-1917, 1914-03-26
IF YOUR CHILD is CROSS,
FEvERiSH, cONsTfPATED
Look Motherl II tongue 10 coated
ciear-- little bowels with -CaIi-
fornia Syrup Of Figs

Mothers can rest easy after giving
California Syrup of Figs" because In
a few hours all the clogged-up waste.
sour bile and fermenting food gently
moves out of the bowels, and you have
a well. playful child again.
Sick children needn't be coaxed to
take this harmless fruit laxative"
Millions of mothers keep it handy be-
cause they know its action on the
stomach. liver and bowels is prompt
and sure
Ask your druggist for 5o-cent bot
tie of California Syrup of Figs.
which contains directions for babies,
children of all ages and for grown-ups-
The Parma herald. (Parma, Idaho) 1903-1917, 1914-03-26
Forest Fire Reported

Salem, Or.-The first forest fire of
the season was reported to State For
ester Elliott Saturday by Charles Uni
cume, chief fire warden for the James
D. Lacey company The fire was
near Grsnde Ronde and started in an
old burn. Mr.. Unicume was instruct
ed to make every effort to subdue the
blaze, the state fire wardens not hav-
ing been assigned to duty as yet "I'
is the earliest forest fire in this state
on record" said Mr. Elliott. "and il
due to the dry3Festher and the lack Of
snow on the mountains"
The Parma herald. (Parma, Idaho) 1903-1917, 1914-03-26
Miss Tyler Loses Office.

Norfolk, Va = After serving 20
years as postmistress at CORTLAND,
Va, Miss Matte Tyler, grand daugh-
ter of John Tyler, 10th president of
the United States, has lost her posi-
tion by order of President Wilson, An
order was issued recently that all post
masters at fourth-class offices must
pass civil service examinations Miss
Tyler declined to take an examination
There were four applicants and B. A.
Williams made highest average. Miss
Tyler wept when the news was taken
to her.
The Parma herald. (Parma, Idaho) 1903-1917, 1914-03-26
A stopover Ticket.

AS an express train was going
through the station one of the passen-
gers leaned too far out of the window,
overbalanced and fell out He for
tunately landed on a sand heap. SC
that he did himself no great injury
but, with torn clothes and not a few
bruises, said to a porter who was
standing by:
What shall 1 do?"
You're all right, mister" said the
porter. your ticket allows you t.
stop off."-Chicago Daily News
The Parma herald. (Parma, Idaho) 1903-1917, 1914-03-26

Psris-The first day of spring was
heralded by fierce northwesterly gales
and torrentisl rain Enormous dam
age resulted in Paris and in the North
of France At the Villa Coublay mill
itary aviation field the damage
amounted to $40. 900. Four aero
planes were wrecked No ships were
able to leave Brest A wireless dis
patch received there reported the tank
steamer Jules Henry in a critical stu
alton so miles of Brest harbor with
her engines broken down. Numbers
of fishing bosts were reported issing.
The Parma herald. (Parma, Idaho) 1903-1917, 1914-03-26

Tokio-A severe eruption of the
volcano on Suwanose island, south of
Kyushu. began here Sunday. The
flames rose 500 feet above the mouth
of the crater An expedition has been
sent to give relief to the $50 inhabi-
tants of the island.
The long extinct volcano Chokai,
near Sakata, also is in eruption. This
mountain is inhabited by fishermen.
The Parma herald. (Parma, Idaho) 1903-1917, 1914-03-26
save Your Horses

Prom Distemper, Mountain Fever, and an
other forms Of Contagion by using spehn's
Distenpsx Compound Put on the tongue or in
the feed Safe at all times for all ages and
sexes, under all conditions Same for Dog
Distemper and Chicken Cholera Acts on the
blood, expsls the germs Removes worms
from stomach and intestines- A fine tonic
and appetizer. Absolutely safe, even for hui
man beings. Over 100000 bottles sold last
year. Greatest cure and preventive ever
known for Contagious Diseases Nearly every
one knows spohn's- Over ID years on the
market Have you used this great remedy
Why mott It Is not an experiment Try it
Be convinced; let ~gpohn's" help you save
and make money. All wholesale druggist,
handle It Your home druggist can supply
you, or write to manufacturers, with price
enclosed A bottle, 60c- and $100, $500 anS
5000 the DOZEN Local agents wanted
6pohn Medical Co., Goshen, Ind, u s. A
The Parma herald. (Parma, Idaho) 1903-1917, 1914-03-26

Grass Valley. Cal--Fighting forest
fires on snowshoes was the peculiar
experience Of rangers employed on the
Tahoe National forest Saturday Ow-
ing to hot, dry weather, fires have
broken out in half q DOZEN different
places. and in order to reach them in
many Instances it is necessary 10 use
snowshoSs- Snow in the mountains
still ranges from six to ten feet in
depth
The Parma herald. (Parma, Idaho) 1903-1917, 1914-03-26

my breath was
short and / had
chills and back
ache. l took the
pills about a year
ago and have had
no return Of the
palpitations. Am
now SO years old,
able to do lots Of
manual labor, am
The Parma herald. (Parma, Idaho) 1903-1917, 1914-03-26

When Jasper Rainey was sentenced
to 20 years in the Kansas state peni.
Tertiary at Leavenworth he took a
vow never to speak as long as he was
inside the prison. He was released
recently on parole and broke his ST.
lence only after being informed that
the parole had been granted.
The Parma herald. (Parma, Idaho) 1903-1917, 1914-03-26

Old rules still obtain in the British
navy, among them that which forbids
the health Of the king to be drunk
aboard ship while standing up. They
always drink the health of the king
sitting in the British navy and are
very proud Of the difference between
them and their comrades Of the land
service.
The Parma herald. (Parma, Idaho) 1903-1917, 1914-03-26

In Borneo winged creatures are en-
countered where one would least ex-
pect them Flying fish the size OF
herrings are found in all the waters,
and there Is the flying fox. the we'll
known fruit eating bat, which the Ma
lays call '.kruang"
The Parma herald. (Parma, Idaho) 1903-1917, 1914-03-26

More than 100000 gray squirrels
were killed last year in Siberia for
their fur. The tails alone weighed
over 81 tons. The animal figuring
next In the fur trade of Asiatic Russia
in point of numbers was the white
hare, which contributed 100000
skins.
The Parma herald. (Parma, Idaho) 1903-1917, 1914-03-26

New York--With the two recent
heavy falls of snow still in evidence in
the outlying sections of the city, an
other 81 inches fell Sunday, "a hours
after the official entry of spring. Sew
en- thousand men we're put to work to
clear the principal streets.
The Parma herald. (Parma, Idaho) 1903-1917, 1914-03-26

Washington, D. C.-American wool
growers could add cents pound to
the value Of their product il they were
to send it to market graded and put up
IS attractiyely as are Australian
woods, according to estimates of ex-
perts of the department of agricul-
ture.
The Parma herald. (Parma, Idaho) 1903-1917, 1914-03-26
Frea to Our Readerr

Write Murine Eye Remedy Co., Chicago, for
t8-pkge illustrated Eye Book Free. Write all
about Your Eye Trouble and they will advise
&C to the Proper Application Of the Murine
Eye Remedies In Your Special Case Your
Druggist Will tell you that Murine Relieves
Sore Eyes, Strengthens Weak Eyes. Doesn't
Smart, soothes Eye Pain, and sells for Soc.
Try It In Your Eyes and in Baby's Eyes for
0caly Eyolids and FORMULATION.
The Parma herald. (Parma, Idaho) 1903-1917, 1914-03-26
A Seer Himself.

Fortune Teller see loss Of
money.
victim-Yes. SO do 1; paid you in
advance.-Le Rire-
The Parma herald. (Parma, Idaho) 1903-1917, 1914-03-26

At the beginning Of last year there
were in this country in actual opera
ton 1897 national banks. representing
paid-in capital Of S1.046. 012 $50
The Parma herald. (Parma, Idaho) 1903-1917, 1914-03-26

Reggy-I thought you'd forgiven
what said and promised to forget it.
Peggy-But l didn't promise to let
you forget Id forgiven it--Chicago
Daily News
The Parma herald. (Parma, Idaho) 1903-1917, 1914-03-26

Constipation causes many serious
diseases. 1t is thoroughly cured by
Doctor Pierce's Pleasant Pellets. One
laxative, three for cathartic-
The Parma herald. (Parma, Idaho) 1903-1917, 1914-03-26

Germany is exporting to New Zea-
land American" lamp chimneys that
are made in Germany They are sold
as of American make.
The Parma herald. (Parma, Idaho) 1903-1917, 1914-03-26

A leather belt in an English factory
has been running at speed Of 1900
feet minute from nine to IL hours a
day for more than 80 years
The Parma herald. (Parma, Idaho) 1903-1917, 1914-03-26

Natural gas consumed in the United
States in 1912 was 562, ZOO. 000, 900 Gu
bic feet. at an average price of 1904
cents a thousand
The Parma herald. (Parma, Idaho) 1903-1917, 1914-03-26

Electric apparatus and appliances
will have a prominent part in a school
OF practical arts to be established in
Boston
The Parma herald. (Parma, Idaho) 1903-1917, 1914-03-26

Perth. Scotland. where golf Is now
municipal institution, Is the city
where the first act was passed In 1924
by James L. forbidding the playing OF
-golfe. futeball or other six unpron-
table sportes-
The Parma herald. (Parma, Idaho) 1903-1917, 1914-03-26

Sixty thousand dollars a day is the
estimate of the loss due to the recent
strike at Dublin. Ireland
The Parma herald. (Parma, Idaho) 1903-1917, 1914-03-26
nj YOU'RE eRoucHY

It is likely that your liver needs stir
ring up Wright's Indian Vegetable
Pills wiz set you right quickly Adv.
The Parma herald. (Parma, Idaho) 1903-1917, 1914-03-26

Natural AccIdcnt-
Jim went boating and got Taught in
sea puss-"
well. he had no business to go out
in a cat boat"
The Parma herald. (Parma, Idaho) 1903-1917, 1914-03-26
JUDGE CURED, HEART TROUBLE.

l took about 6 boxes of Dodds Kid
ney Pills for Heart Trouble from
which / had suffered for years. |
had dizzy spells, my eyes puffed,
The Parma herald. (Parma, Idaho) 1903-1917, 1914-03-26

Dr. Peery's yermifuze Dead Shot, kills
and ezpels Worms In a very few hours
The Parma herald. (Parma, Idaho) 1903-1917, 1914-03-26

In dry air sound travels 1442 feet a
second; in water, 1000 feet; in iron,
1880 feet
The Parma herald. (Parma, Idaho) 1903-1917, 1914-03-26
Limited Promise.

Sore Eyes, GRADUATED Eyeiids and Sites
promptly healed with Roman Eye Bal
sam Adv.
The Parma herald. (Parma, Idaho) 1903-1917, 1914-03-26
q Meauo1e
10 %zzze1z
Those of Middle Age Especially.

hose OF M1ddIe Age Especially.
When you have found no remedy for the horrors that
Cypress you during change of life when through the long
hours of the day though your back would break
when your head aches constantly you nervous de-
pressed and suffer from those dreadful bearing down palms.
don't forget that Lydia E. Pnkhams Vegetable Compound
the safest and remedy and has carried hundreds
of women safely through this critical period
Read what these three women say:
The Parma herald. (Parma, Idaho) 1903-1917, 1914-03-26

Putnam Fadeless Dyes do not
stain the kettle.
The Parma herald. (Parma, Idaho) 1903-1917, 1914-03-26

Anunss Foot Ease. powder for the feet. It cures
painful swollen. smarting. sweating feet Makes
new shoes easy Sold by all Druggists and She's
gtorea Don't accept any substitute Samph
FREE Address A. s. Olmsted. lie Roy. N T.
About Selling the Common, Etc.
How mild the winter Is"
Eyes, there's been lot Of hot air
In circulation lately"
The Parma herald. (Parma, Idaho) 1903-1917, 1914-03-26
From Mrs. Hornung, Buffalo, NY.

n III writing to let know how your
medicine has done for failed terribly duing the last winter
female always pains back
appetite and at times weak
Il visiting friends house day and she thought needed
Pnkhams Vegetable Compound
eight pounds have good appetite and feeling better day
Pnkham Vegetable Compound You publish this letter
geth from / A.
Stanton N.
The Parma herald. (Parma, Idaho) 1903-1917, 1914-03-26
Pains In Side, Could Hardly Stand.

Iop WIS was IN bad condition. suffering from female
fore had taken the whole bottle Lydia Veg
etab Compound felt better and well and
tell everybody what medicine has
Mrs JOIN THOMSON, Lodi, Wisconsin
The Parma herald. (Parma, Idaho) 1903-1917, 1914-03-26
Was A Blessing To This Woman

So RICHMOND WI troubled with bearing doy
female weakness and could stand long my feet
medicines took nothing helped me like Lydia 4 Pinkh
table Compound I am regular and getting ale
praise the Compound too much 1t has been bic
and hope it viii be to other women-n-Mrs d. TILE
Copton St, South Richmond, Va
The Parma herald. (Parma, Idaho) 1903-1917, 1914-03-26

For so pears Lydia E PfnkhAm's Vegetable
Compound has been the standard rcmedyf for fe-
male Ills No sick with Womanrs ailments
does Justice herself If she does try this
nous medicine made from roots and herbs, e
has restored many suffering women to hcszth-
sWrite to LYDIA EPINKHAI MEDICINE CO.
- (C0NFIDENTIAL) LYNN, MASS, for advice
Your hotter viii be opened read and answered
Shenandoah herald. [volume] (Woodstock, Va.) 1865-1974, 1914-11-20
His Second ThouQht,

A politician named Blank got q
place for clerk during one of the ses
siops of the legislature Of his state
The clerk was very grateful At the
end Of the session he came around to
Blank and said: MIR. Blank. want to
tell you how much | am indebted to
you for your kindness In getting me
the place l have had 1t meant more
to me. Mr.. Blank, than you may think
I thank you from the bottom of my
heart. Also | want to say. Mr.. Blank
that If there ever comes a time when
can do anything for you-anything al
qll-you are to command me. will do
anything you may ask me to do | am
at your service"
Blank thanked the man, and BE-
started to 60 As he reached the door
he turned and said, "Of course, Mr.
Blank, l would prefer that it should b.
something honorable"
Shenandoah herald. [volume] (Woodstock, Va.) 1865-1974, 1914-11-20
Wagner and His Dog Pops.

Richard Wagner's fondness for is
faithful dog Pops is well known. 81
the time when almost all the musical
world had turned against him he won!o
sometimes in his walks with the dog
declaim aloud against his foes. Tier
the dog would rush backward and for
ward barking and swapping. us if hei:s
ing his master TO defeat his enemies
When Wagner returned home from AZ
excursion to some other city i'eIt
would always receive u present as WEI
as the other members of. the famii,
Pops received them joyfuHy." nj
writes to Il friend after one of these es
cursions When the time came for the
little life To he ended Wagner searcei,
left the dying dogs side. He even pu,
off two days an important Journey he
cause of Pels' Illness and death nt'
writes afterward to his friend Prae9er:
He died in my arms Oh the night Vi
the ninth. paSSin@ away without
sound. quietly and peacefully. On the
morrow we buried him III the garden,
beside the house | cried much, anU
since then | have felt bitter pain and
sorrow for the dear friend of the past
thirteen years. "-Argouuut
Shenandoah herald. [volume] (Woodstock, Va.) 1865-1974, 1914-11-20
Condensed LANGUAGE.

Samoa has an ideal language, and
there it was | got my inspiration
says Gelett Burgess III Burgess I'm
abridged" Cant we make English as
subtle as Samoan? | wondered. There
they have single word. meaning.
'A-party -is-approaching which-cOntains-
neither-a-clever-m man nor-a-prettywo
an Another beautiful word describes
'A-man-wh elm bs-ou on the-limbs-Of-
his own breadfruit tree-to-steal the
breadfruit of his neighbor' Suiia
means Change the-subjecty Ou-are-On
dangerous ground Another happy
word expresses familiar situation.
.To-look on-owl- eyed while others-are-
getting gifts. Have we anything In
English as charmingly tactful as thisf
No. our tongue is almost as crude as
pidgin English itself, where piano is
'BOx-you fight him-cry.'"