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Las Vegas optic., 1914-04-29
PURCHASED GIRL
FROM Her
MOTHER
TEoDoRo MARTINEZ Or SAN JUAN
COUNTY, THEREFORE,, GOT
PENITENTIARY TERM

Santa Fe, April 29.-Sheriff Dufur
of San Juan county last night brought
to the penitentiary, Teodoro Martinez
sentenced to two to three years in the
yenitentiary by Judge E. Q. Abbott
on the charge of criminal assault and
defilement The story Of Martinez 5
crime, is shocking and at the same
time, strange one. Martinez bought
from colorado woman her 12-year
old daughter and lived with the girl
for nine months. His defense was
that he had bought and paid for the
girl and that he therefore had a per-
feet right to do with her as he pleased.
This was the only serious crime
committed in San Juan county in an
entire year and court officials aseribe
this condition to the fact that San
Juan county is entirely prohibition
The grand jury was in session only
four days and returned only six true
bills including that in the Martinez
case. Another true bill was against
Cecil Powell, who with other boys had
Las Vegas optic., 1914-04-29
a cure for sour stomanh

When run down with kidney trouble,
backache, rheumatism or bladder
weakness, turn quickly for help to
Foley Kidney Pills. You cannot take
them into your system without hav-
ing good results. Chas. N. Fox, Him
rod, ~ r., says: Foley Kidney Pills
have done me more good than $4,000
worth OF medicine" They give good
results. o. G. schaefer and Red Cross
Drug Store,-Adv.
Las Vegas optic., 1914-04-29
SOUTHERN MICHIGAN LEAeug

Toledo, o.. April 29-With the dts
tinction Of having the only 10-club
circuit in organized baseball this year,
the reorganized Southern Michigan
league started merrily on its ninth
season today. Since the close of last
season the league has expanded by
adding Toledo and South Bend to the
circuit.
The bunking of Toledo among the
little fellows is due to the transfer Of
the local club of the American asso-
citation to Cleveland. Rather than see
Toledo without baseball club the
Southern Michigan league took over
the local plant and added South Bend
to even out the circuit. THE league
now has the largest city Of any Glass
B organization and the smallest one:
Toledo showing l75,OOO population
and Adrian, the baby of tlie circuit, a
few less than II 900.
The ten clubs and their respective
managers are as follows: Lansing
John Morrisey; Jackson. Mo Myers;
Toledo, "Topsy'' Hartsel; Adrian, Will
liam Crystal; Saginaw. George
Holmes, South Bend, Ed Smith; Bay
City, Dan Jenkins; Kalamazoo, Charles
Wagner; Flint, Jack Burke, and Bat
tie Creek, Dan Collins.
Las Vegas optic., 1914-04-29
~cHIcAeo JoEy 70 HANG

Bridgeport, Conn, April 2S-"Chi-
cago Joe1 Buonomi, who murdered
Jennie Cavaglieri in the woods near
stratford. october 20, 1912, will forfeit
his life on the gallows in the state
prison at Wethersfield tomorrow.
Buonomi was twice Dried and convict
ed Of the murder The evidence show
ed that the Cayagliere woman had
been character Of the underworld in
Chicago and that Buonomi had lived
off her earnings. When the woman
had deserted him he lured her to q
lonely spot near stratford and shot
and killed her
Las Vegas optic., 1914-04-29
Rheumatism and Kidney Trouble

Positive in action for backache,
weak bach, rheumatism, kidney and
bladder troubles. P. j. Boyd, Ogle,
Texas. writes: After taking two bot.
ties of Foley Kidney Pills, my rheu.
matism and kidney trouble are com.
pletely gone" Safe and effective. o.
G. schaefer and Red Cross Drug Store
ADV.
Las Vegas optic., 1914-04-29
80 10 AppREss Psl upsILoN

TAFT TO ADDRESS PSI UPsILoN
Providence. r. l., April 29.-The
eighty-first annual convention Of the
Psi Upsilon fraternity net here today
as the guest of the Brown university
chapter The fraternity was founded
at Union college in 1888 and is now
ont of the largest Of the Greek letter
societies in America. The present con-
vention will continue three days, clos
ing Friday night with banquet at
which former President William H,
Taft is to be one of the speakers.
Las Vegas optic., 1914-04-29

Rub the joints with BALLARD's
SNOW LINIMENT to relieve rheuma.
tism. 1t penetrates the flesh to the
bone conveying its soothing and re
storative influence to the spot where
the pain exists. Price 25c, SOC and
$1.OO per bottle. Sold by Central
Drug Co.-Adv.
Las Vegas optic., 1914-04-29
NEW IRRIGATION PROJECT

Santa F5i April 2S Initial steps
were taken today before state Engi-
neer James A. French in an important
irrigation project near Cochiti by
Engineer John H. Walker Of Santa
Las Vegas optic., 1914-04-29
70 MAKE INDIA PAPER INaMAINE

Gardner, Me-, April 20. The first
India paper ever maze in the United
States will soon be turned out by one
of the paper mills in this city. Here
tofore a single firm in England had a
monopoly of the manufacture Of In
dia paper. The paper is made Of flax
and is very fine in texture, very light
and very strong. It runs twice as
many sheets to the pound as the or
binary book paper and consequently Is
in much demand for printing large
works.
Las Vegas optic., 1914-04-29
Stomach Trouble Cured.

Mrs. H. G. Cleveland, Arnold, Pa.
writes. For some time I suffered
from stomach trouble. would have
sour stomach and feel bloated after
eating. Nothing benefited me until ]
got Chamberlain's Tablets. After tax
ing two bottles of them was cured.
For sale by all dealers ADV.
Las Vegas optic., 1914-04-29

Children, for use throughout the sea-
son. They break up colds. relieve
feverishness, constipation, teething
disorders. headache and stomach
tdoubles. Used BY mothers for "a
Las Vegas optic., 1914-04-29

years. THESE POWDERS NEVER
FAIL. Sold by all drug stores. 25c,
Don't accept any substitute. Sample
mailed FREE. Address, Allen s.
Olmsted, LIE Roy. N. Y.-Adv.
Las Vegas optic., 1914-04-29
cHILpREN WIG ARE sIcKLY

Mothers who value their own com.
fort and the welfare OF their children.
should never be without a box of
Mother Gray's Sweet Powders for
The day book. [volume] (Chicago, Ill.) 1911-1917, 1914-07-23

all right, officer" the policeman
claims he said. Here comes an
auto. Well get him into that"
The officer asked Venille his name.
Frank Langon of 2512 Michigan
av.," was given. There is no such
street number.
An automobile shot up to the, curb
stone. 1t happened" to be Johnny
Torio's car. Torio is Colosimo's lieu
tenant and a near relative to Venille.
Thome and another showed Venille
into this auto. The car shot away.
The officer then brought his report
into the station.
Not word has appeared about that
report. Major Funkhouser, who is in
right with the papers just now, has
not peeped about his own stool
pigeons knowledge of the fight of
VeniHe.
The Tribune has always been be-
hind Funkhouser In newspaper cir
cles it is common talk that he, togeth-
er with Nick Korngold, a professional
investigator, is furnishing most of the
dope for the Officer 666" stories in
The Trib.
And the other papers are with him
in their desire to get Kenna and
Coughlin. The, Examiner. working
hard to get revenge on Kenna for
the ousting of Judge Owens from the
harmony county ticket, has welcom-
ed the major, once their foe, with
open arms.
The redlight was extremely quiet
last night. But the old leaders were
gathered in knots talking of this lat
est shake-up. All one can hear down
on the line" is the feud between
Kenna and Judge Owens.
Several saloonkeepers, who are re-
ported to have gone over to the
Owens forces, are telling their friends
that the only way to get ''in right" is
to bolt Kenna for Owens.
States Atty Hoyne gave out a
The day book. [volume] (Chicago, Ill.) 1911-1917, 1914-07-23

hiding.
That Roxy venille was a friend of
Colosimo.
That he has not summoned Minnie
Everleigh.
That there was no plot to get"
Dannenberg, although several pimps
had made up their minds to teach the
morals squad lesson.
That he would ask the mayor to
revoke the license Of every shady sa-
loon in the city.
That he believed big Mack" Fitz-
patrick was myth.
Judge Owens entered the fight him.
self today and said he was going to
keep all Kenna-COughlin ieutenants
from the polls this fall.
Freiberg's permit is in name of E.
]. Stansbury, one of the cashiers.
Capt. Nootbaar filed information .
against Freiberg's with City Prosecu-
tor McInerney.
Gleason talked with Roxy Venile
today but is said to have failed to get
anything.
Charles Donaldson, Emil Longley,
and others arrested today. VIII be
brought before grand jury tomorrow.
Hoyne signed several more COM
plants today.
The newspapers are after Frei-
berg's, the gate to the old redlight
district. This place, ruled over by
Ike Bloom, has been one of the real
show places since the creation of the
22d street levee district.
Thirteen years ago when the bust
ness men of the loop decided it wasn't
nice to have our vice district so near
the front door as Customs House
place and Van Buren, ST., the present
district was started.
Ike Bloom and Solly Friedman
opened Frieberg's as a combination
cafe and dance hall. 1t became the
mecca for all the young bloods.
Bloom and Friedman have made a
The bee. (Earlington, Ky.) 1889-19??, 1914-12-01
W. F, SMITH
SUCCEEDS, J.
W. LOGSDON
As Superintendent OF Hen
derson and ST. Louis Divi-
sions Of !, a N.
Ill HEALTH
CAUSE Or CHANGE

Mr.. JnO. w. LOgsdoD, VINO has
been Superintendent of this and
the ST. Louis Division for a num-
Der of years. has been succeeded
by w. Il. Smith, of Louisville.
The cause fOr.the change was the
i'll health of Mr.. LOgsdon, and he
will be assigned to other and
lighter duties with the company.
Mr.. Smith IS from Construction
department, where he served as
construction engineer, he began
his career with the LIS N. -on the
Section and was rapidly promot-
ed until he is now the Superin-
tendent of the tW o best divisions
on the system.
The bee. (Earlington, Ky.) 1889-19??, 1914-12-01
What Of The Home
less at Home?

A few weeks ago a certain daily
newspaper in one OF the great cities
started movement for sending a
ship load of Christmas presents to
the orphans of Europe.
The idea "tOOk"-because it was
new and novel, and it afforded OPP
pOrtunity for cheap notoriety. The
fact that ship load of food would
have given greater and more press
ing relief did not matter. There was
no glory in sending food to the
starving,
Now another great daily paper
comes forward with a scheme for
having American homes adopt the
orphans of Europe.
That, like the Christmas ship, is
more or less commendable and it,
too, affords an excellent means of
advertising advertising the news
paper and "some people"
1t is well to relieve distress in
Europe. 1t is we'll to provide homes
for the orphans. Both may bring
forth letters of thanks from Kings
and Queens and lesser dignitaries,
All of which, to be sure, would make
excellent reading in print.
BUT WHAT OF HOME?
What OF the hundreds Of thou
sands of children In OUR OWN
COUNTRY to whom ChrlstmAs will
be but an empty nams-a mockerYP
What OF the little babes in OUR
OWN COUNTRY who are pinlng
and dying for want of proper nour-
Ishment2
What Of the mothers whose breasts
are empty because the table ls bare ?
What Of the fathers who are walk
ing the streets because there is no
employment for them2
What Of the young girls In the
great cities who are dragged down
TO the depths because their positions
are gone, their board bills are over
due, and they have nowhere to turn
no great paper to head q campaign
IN their behalf.
Europe has our sympathy - 1t
should have what assistance we may
reasonably extend.
BUT CHARITY SHOULD BE-
GIN AT HOME--and the Lord
knows there is abundant call for 1t
in the United States today.
But then there 10 no glory IN that
mo advertising for the newspapers
no notorlety for the glvers.
It is just charity-and plain char
ity is not popular.
The bee. (Earlington, Ky.) 1889-19??, 1914-12-01
Pertinent Points

Luck is the silent partner of the
man with brains and hustle.
"Too tired to think" is common
expression. But then some people
never DO think.
Extra Extral Great rejoicing in
Islaml The Turk has survived the
Thanksgiving slaughter.
Many good politician was spoiled
in the making Of POOR preacher.
OF course you know all about your
neighbours talents, but do you know
your own?
For it's future growth and devel-
opment this country must look
largely to the marriage market.
Make practice of saying II can't
aud you won't.
Keep your eyes to the front. Sue
cess never grabs at your coat tails.
When nature made you she set a
mark for you to reach. Are you
there?
You Will never be successful until
you know yourself better than you
do your neighbor.
Hurry means worry, and worry is
a NANCY dog.
The two most potent words In the
English language are Il will"
When a man believes in himself
others soon share his beliefs.
Some people are always saying,
an Try" and the world never ex-
poets Anythin better from them.
Occasionally a fellow fails to use
his talents properly because he has
none to use.
1t is claimed that peoples talents
vary according to the month in
which they we're born. II you are
not satisfied with yours, change the
month.
Ac ostrich feast was on the Menu
of a Chicago club Thanksgiving day
Ostrich meat, which is considered a
rare delicacy, consists Of legs, wings,
neck, wishbone aud wlshmore.
The bee. (Earlington, Ky.) 1889-19??, 1914-12-01
Just FOR FUN CLUB
Entertained by Misses Whit
ford and Davis

Misses Gladys Whitford and
Lena Davis entertained the
Gust For Fun Club" and the
"Boy Scouts" Thanksgiving eve
ming, at the home of Mr.. and Mrs
w. II. Whitford, on South Main
Street, in honor of Miss Media
Woodson, of Humboldt, Tenn,
who is the charming visitor of
her sister Mrs. E. w. Renfro.
The house was beautifully dec.
Grated with chrysanthemums and
roses. The young ladies were
assisted in receiving by Mrs.
Whitford. One room was de-
voted to cards while dancing was
enjoyed In another. Delightful
music was furnished by Shelton
and Ohilders orchestra. The eve.
nings pleasure was brought to
close by delightful salad course.
Those present were:. Misses
Sarah Featherston, Grace Mar.
tin, Lena Davis, Hattie Polk
Crenshaw, Gladys Whitford, Al
leen Fox, Laura Parker, Gladys
Walker, Oathrine Fenwick, Thel.
ma King and Melba Woodson.
Messrs Jack Whitford, Tommie
Featherston, Carl Umstead, Rex
Handy, Herman Boyd, Mauon
Oldham, Iona DeshOn, Malcolm
Stokes, Sam Grace and Linoel
Ray.
The bee. (Earlington, Ky.) 1889-19??, 1914-12-01
ANNOUNCEMENT

Standing of Candidates In the
Lockyear's Business College, In
corporated, Popularity Scholar
ship Contest, will be announced
this week.
All candidates are requested to
meet lJosepbus A. Roseu, our
Special representative on Thurs
day evening at Z 80 O'Clock sharp
December 3rd, 1914 at the Grand
Leader, jacksonville, Ky. Come
learu the social features of the
Lockyear Cub to be organized
for candidates. Learn how to
secure THOUSANDS OF VOTES
FREE OF CHARGE. Don't fail
to attend. Remember every
candidate will receive Scholar
ship. Ask for Votes,
The bee. (Earlington, Ky.) 1889-19??, 1914-12-01
God HIa, Spared
This Land Of Ours
the Awful Horrors
Of War = =
Go to Church Because:
30 no cHURCH pe1t snndayI
~ THERE rs, ONE THING 4

~ TO CHURCH pex Sunday
~ = 1F,rHERE % ONE THING THAT SHOULD ACCELERATE
THE GO 70 cbuRcH MOVEMENT IT s THE DEXAsrAT-
ING WAR OF EunoPk. PEOPLE shouLp GO TO cHuRcB AID
THANK oob THAT This COUNTRY Has BEEN SPARED Wars
AND PRAY THAT II MAY, CONTINUE TO ENJOY THE
sLEssJNes F-REAcE whEN-THE 90 TO CHURCH MOVEMENT
wAs sTARTEp kkeT eRRNe II LOOKED AsJF THIS COUNTRY
WOULD sE EMpHolLEn WITH MEXICO THEN EUROPE WAS At
REAcE rms COUNTRY sTlLL noAeTs or PEACE. WHILE
10 70 ire FOUNDATIONS BY 4 DREADFUL WAR
MApAlFlcENT HEsPoNsE TO THE
APPEAL CHURCHES 70 GO TO cHURcH Help
IN pREsEByNe THE PEACE or This LAND OF, ouRsa COP
WAS ptEAsEp AT The THousANps WHO WENT TO HIS TEN
pLEs or WORSHIP. " Is But FAIR TO ASSUME THAT HE
ePAREp THIS LAND THE HORRORS or WAR
This country proud Of churches They credit to
the country For time looked they to SUFFER
MATERIALLY BECAUSE OF DECREASING ATTEND
ANCE But religious sentiment religions support for the
churches dead this land All the people needed
a reminder The GO TO CHURCH movement had small be-
ginning grew and grew. Before the set in it
tidal Entire communities person went to
church 1t magnificent response.
No doubt you like to your wife GO TO CHURCH. You
like your and your daughter GO TO CHURCH Or
you single you like to your sweetheart GO TO
CHURCH
co TO CHURCH yourself, and they will gladly follow your
example.
The bee. (Earlington, Ky.) 1889-19??, 1914-12-01
White Plains Notes

Mrs. Claude Bass and little son
DeIbert, are guests of Rev. and Mrs.
S. M Bailey in Elkton, at this writ
ing.
Messers Neal Stivers and Jerry
Shain, were in greensboro, the first
of last week.
Clearance Hardwick, of Hopkins
willie, spent Thanksgiving with
homefolks.
Mrs. Maud Crick, is the guest of
her sister, Mrs. w. w. Rash, in
MortOns Gap, at this writing.
Mr.. and Mrs. N. @. Durham, spent
Saturday night and Sunday in Cen
trail City, the guests of her parents.
Ray Barnhill, of jacksonville,
was in town Saturday,
Mrs. Lizzie Horsefield and little
daughters Bertha and COrdia May,
and Miss Anna Smith, of Mortons
Gap, spent the weeks end with
friends and relatives.
Mrs. Annie Hubbard, of st. Louis,
is the guest of Mrs. .Cordia Bailey,
at this writing.
E. E. Johnson and B. F. Dukes,
were in Madisonville on business
Wednesday.
Mr.. and Mrs. r. E. Atkinson. were
in town Saturday.
Clearance Hardwick, of Hopkins
Vile, and Miss Lillian Harrison,
of this place, mOtored to Madison
vile Thursday night, and were
married at the home of J. b. Stan
ley, they left here Friday morning
for .HOpkinsville.
NJ. Y. Sadler, was in Jacksonville
Saturday.
The bee. (Earlington, Ky.) 1889-19??, 1914-12-01
FREE LECTURES WILL
Be DELIVERED HERE
Under Auspices of LOckyears
Business College by Joseph
A. Rosen.

The people Of Earlington will
soon have the opportunity to
hear some lectures on subjects
that will be Of interest and value
to the business and commercial
interests Of the city.
These lectures, or rather lengthy
covering the subjects de-
Cussed, are becoming popular in
the cities all over the country
where The commercial people are
active in promoting the welfare
Of their city and their business
generally. ~
These lectures will be deliver
ed under the auspices of Lock
years Business College. Of ET-
ansville, by Josephus A. Rosen,
a gentleman excellently equip
ped along this line. There will
be no charge for admission and
nothing whatever will be sold.
The interests of the Business
College and the business men of
the communities tributary in
point of locality are recognized
as being largely mutual and for
that reason the Lockyea's Busi-
ness College has arranged for the
series.
Dates of the lectures will be
announced later with all neces-
sary details. The subjects to be
discussed are:
1. SALESMANSHIP-Se llin &
your services securing and retain
ing friends for social and business
purposes
.. OBSERVATION-DISCLOSURES in g
aud telling the points about mer-
chandlse; knowing your city aud
community. Real Enthusiasm VS..
False Enthusiasm.
8. THE observation-disclosures
Laws and Practice Of Salesmanship
knowledge OF salesmanship applied,
where and when TO Advertise your
self, your character aud your mer-
chandise; how to write advertising
copy the placing OF advertising.
A. CITY UPBUILDING-H W
TO advertise your city; increase
growth and expansion; civic pride,
and improvement; operative in
terest; creating local enthusiasm
trading at home; loyalty to your
city.
5. GENERAL TALK--PRACTI-
CAL APPLICATION-How to use
what we have learned, for the bena-
at OF ourselves and others.
The bee. (Earlington, Ky.) 1889-19??, 1914-12-01
MAN and WOMAN
BRUTALLY BEATEN
Postum Hunters Latest
Raid Last Week Near /
Charleston I
JET BROWN 4
MUTIEATED AT
TER BEING CRU Z
ELY WHIPPED
No Effort Reported For Ar
rest and Punishment
Of Raiders

Reliable information has just
been received, giving details of
another outrage by "possum hun
tsrs" in the southern part Of Hop
kins county, committed Wednesday
night of last week. A man and a
woman were whipped and other
wise brutally treated near Charles
ton. Jett Brown and SudIe Baker
Stewart are the victims. Brown is
a widower with several small child
reE. Mrs. sStewart has been cook
ing and keeping house for the fami.
ly. Brown is poor man and has
generally been considered respec-
table.
A band of some twenty-five men
went to Browns home the night
before Thanksgiving aud knocked
the door doGAsye The man and the
women were taken out in the night,
were stripped and made to lie down
in the road and there cruelty whip
ped, reliable report says they "were
cut all to pisces. The report further
says that Brown was mutilated with
knife in addition to being horrid-
ly beaten, and he is said to be In a
critical condition at his home. Both
victims are under doctors treat
ment. Fear seems to tie mems
tongues in that section and no effort
is reported for the arrest and punish
ment of the raiders.
The bee. (Earlington, Ky.) 1889-19??, 1914-12-01
A Texas Wonder

The Texas Wonder cures kidney
aud bladder troubles, dissolves grav-
ell, cures diabetes, weak and lame
backs, rheumatism and all lrregu-
larIties OF bladder troubles, remoV-
ing gravel, the kidneys and bladder
In both men and women. Regulates
bladder troubles IN children. IL not
sold by your druggiats will be sent
by mall on receipt Of tl.0O. One
small bottle is two months treat
ment aud seldom fails 10 perfect I
cure. send for testimonials FROM
Kentucky aud other States. Or, -
w. Hail. 2026 Olive ST.. 81. Louie
Mo. Sold BY Druggists.
The bee. (Earlington, Ky.) 1889-19??, 1914-12-01
IavIgoratIag o be- POE and sIckI.

The Ga standard general strengthening lonlc.
0n0NH8 IkeIHlsA 81 chill fIltic dfivff "a (
|I.1lIl 1IIo .htflhf Ia 4t 49, lr.Ids " thtfFl'
f'f. Af94s1 ~ ~ fft%s z, aUln ~
The bee. (Earlington, Ky.) 1889-19??, 1914-12-01
PROSPERITY FOR
UNITED STATES
Predicted by Sir George Par
ish, British Adviser-war
in Europe Will be of
GREAT BENEFIT
. FOR SHORT TIME

New York, Nov. 9th Great
prosperity for time awaits the
uuited States, 10 the opinion of
Sir George Parish, adviser to the
British treasury, who sailed for
liverpool aboard the steamship
Adriatie. Sir George had been
10 this country for several weeks
nc the Invitation of President
Wilson, conferrlng with bankers
and treasury officials to clarity
the financial problems that have
arisen between the United States
and Great Eritain since the be-
,Jtinning Of ne European war.
During the war the United
States will have great prosper
ity ,1Sir George asserted. "Your
misfortunes will come later. No
misfortune that falls upon a
great number of people can ben
eft any other people for any
great length of time. The world
is now consuming its seed corn (;
and this means nothing but loss.
The suffering Will last a decade,
possibly a generation.
'After the war ENGLAND will
able to reduce her expenses
IN defense and will save in a
,Sew years more than the war will
have cost us. No peace can be
made until there is assurance
that militiarism is crushed for
ever. Prior 10 the war our ex-
penses on defense were $500, OoO,-
600 a year; after its close they
will be cut in half"
Sir George expressed the opin-
lon shat no trouble would result
from the reopening next Satur-
day of tR New York Stock Ex-
changes trlcted trading in
bonds. H. thought that the
London Exchange would reopen
soon. BY the first Of the year.
he said, confidence would be gen
orally restored and the business
of the stock exchange would be
conducted without any great
liquidation and in a regular
manner.
The bee. (Earlington, Ky.) 1889-19??, 1914-12-01
Method in Madness

Buy q bale o. cotton, Bill,
Buy 3 heavy ham,
Buy a bar'l of apple sass,
Buy jar OF jam,
Buy box OF oranges,
Buy car Of oats,
Buy yoursely suit OF clothes,
Buy some oveTcOats.
Buy yourself a ton Of hay,
Buy a load OF bricks
Buy q pair Of rubber boots,
Buy a flock Of chicks.
Buy yourself some chewing gum,
Buy IL by the box
Buy yourelfan auto,
Buy a dozen sox.
Buy 3 years subscription,
Pay Il In advance,
So your friend, 70 editor,
Can buy = PAIR Of pants.