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New-York tribune. [volume] (New York [N.Y.]) 1866-1924, 1914-04-05
MOVIE CONQUEST
OF NEWPORT
Motion Pictures Of Society, Dane.
ing or Otherwise Engaged,
To BE the New Fad.

Newport. April "a new fad promises
TO be- popular with tho members OF the
summer colony hero this year. The col
onists began to manifest an interest in the
movies last summer. and from all ac-
counts tho interest is to spread this year
II Is now planned TO have motion pict-
ufcs taken OF some Of the larger enter
tainments during the summer. the films to
I've shown later ut other entertainments
end at the affairs that arc given very
often for tho children OF the colony.
This win indeed be- a novelty, for it will
give tho summer residents chance TO see
themselves dancing around or taking part
In one or another of tho functions that
arc always a feature Of the summer sea-
son here.
Already one OF tho two Newport photog-
raphcrs has equipped himself with "A
movie" outfit I'm anticipation OF It's use
during the season.
II may be that the first experiment OF
this kind will be tried AT the floral ball
which is to bc the closing feature Of the
flower show. 10 be held In the middle
81 August This ball, IT was learned this
week. Is already being planned, and it Is
20 be given at the home OF one Of the
prominent society women Which one
however. II has not been learned. but It
will probably bc one OF those connected
with tho Newport Garden Association
one OF tho organizations under whose au-
spices tho show is 10 be given. Mrs
Charles r. Hoffman Is president Of the
association.
New-York tribune. [volume] (New York [N.Y.]) 1866-1924, 1914-04-05

all hours OF the day. as we'll as or the
evening. and ne dansants. with negro
orchestra in the Casino, have been addeu
in the amusemenis at The Homestead.
Visitors are divided at the tea hour be-
tyee, the Casino and the hotel lobby
whore the ballroom is easily reached "hen
rho orchestra breaks into the strains or
the make or tango.
The usual routine OF social and OUTDOOR
Affairs was interrupted few days ago
nv q wedding in St Lukes EpiscopA'
church. The bride was Miss Jane Mur-
5ocb of Chicago. a niece OF the tate
Tbon,as Murdoch. She came to hot
Strings from Palm Beach, accompanies
b, Mrs Theodore Nelson and Miss Mary
Nelson. and the party was joined later
Do. tho bridegroom, Charles Alling' Oh
Chicago.
The ceremony was performed ny tne
Rev Hunter Davidson. rector OF the
church. The bride was given in marriage
bv her brother. Dean Murdoch oi
puffalo and was attended BY MIS-. Nei-
son as matron of honor whiie dn
Wagenen Alling. Of Chicago was pest
man. At the dinner afterward MISE
Mary J. Thomas played an impromp'u
programme of bridal music for the orloai
PARTY in the Japanese Room. Ailons
those present at the church were MI
md Mrs Earl p. Charleton, of Fan
river. II. Knox and Miss Dorothy Knox
~ Ruaalo: Mrs. James Newell and MISS
Martha Weatherbee, OF Boston, and MT.
and Mrs. William r. Bode. Of Chicago.
Mr. and Mrs John r. Adams. Dunbar
Adams and James Burchell arrived TINS
week in their private car 10 stay until
after Easter.
The Misses Edwina Elkins Bruner'
Mary &. Page and katherine Kremer are
members of a party 'of Philadelpnians
here for the spring season.
Mr. and Mrs. Tyler Morse. Of New
York have taken the Jackson bungalow
near The Homestead. for fortnight
Miss Lillian r. Hyde, a former golr
champion. has come up from Palm Beach
with MS. Richard Hyde and Mrs. Vim
cent 3. Hubben.
Mr. and Mrs Rawson Wood are mere
I from New York for April. Mrs. WOOD
won the Florida womans championship
a., tennis at Palm Beach this winter, and
1 is preparing for some match playing
here.
Fassifern Farm, the Daniel Boone Log
! Cabin and the Healing Springs Hotel
have entertained scores of visitors at
h,ncheons and teas this week, among
/ those entertaining being DR.. and MIS-.
/. J. Knowles. Mr.. and Mrs. Ed
ward f. George. Mrs. George A. Elils'
ir Mr.. and Mrs J. f. Carlisle, Mr.. and
+ Mrs A. V. Choate. Mrs. Charles W.
Baker Mrs w. w. Withers, Mr.. and
Mrs. Gustave Pabst, Mrs. William H.
HYDE and Mrs Clements.
Arrivals at The Homestead this week
have included Russell G. Colt Mr.. and
Mrs +. II. Virgins. and Mr.. and Mrs
Edward +. Stowel, OF New YORK; Mrs.
George A. Draper and Miss Draper, Of
uonedale. Mass, DR.. and Mrs. y. Felix
DIN Pont. of Wilmington, Del; Sir Henry
nd LADY EGan, Of Ottawa; Mrs. Charles
/ g. Harrison, jr., Miss Harrison and Ed
ward y. Robinette, of Philadelphia
Mrs Harry Bowers Mingle and Richard
r. Dyer of East orange, n. j.. Joined
Mrs Richard Mott Dyer at The Home
/ stead this week.
New-York tribune. [volume] (New York [N.Y.]) 1866-1924, 1914-04-05

II was pleasing 10 learn this week that
Mrs. Theodore A. IIayemcyer. one Of this
city's pioneer summer residents. was
planning 10 come here for a part Of the
summer. Mrs. Ilayemeyer no longer has
a ousc of her own here, Friedheim, on
Bellevue avenue. having been purchased
New-York tribune. [volume] (New York [N.Y.]) 1866-1924, 1914-04-05
FINE SHOOTING
AT LAKEWOOD
The Laurel House Gun Club
Holds Its First Annual ANA
teur Meet.

Lakewood. n. J.. April 4-Cottagers
were treated to some exceptionally fine
shooting last Wednesday when the Iaur-
81 House Gun Club held its first annual
amateur meet here. Nearly eighty OF the
crack shots Of the East were entered
and inclu6ed such men az c. w. Bill
tngs captain OF the 1912 Olympic team:
r. l.. SPOTS, OF the y. Y. A. c.; +. Il.
Dupont. william Foord and A. r. Rich
acdson, Of the DUPONT Club. Wilmington
and other shots from the Field and Ma
rine. Crescent, Westchester. White CluD'
Philadelphia and Boston \. A. Clubs.
Preparations are being made for the
entertainment OF the members or the
Princeton Glee club. who will give their
"show" in the ballroom OF the Laurel
in-the-Pines, mex. Wednesday evening
Mrs. George Fales Baker Is in charge OF
the ARRANGEMENTS and boxes and VIII
rive a tea for the club Tire patronesses
and boxholders will include Mesdames
George Fales Baker. Charles Lathrop
pack. Lewis Buckley Stillwell, Girard
Romaine. Phelps Hoyt, Livingston Dick
ason. Frederic A. Potts. William Thaw.
Cd Charles L. Lindley. Jasper Lyncn.
William w. Wilcox and Elizabeth NJ.
Horne.
With the arrival OF the warm spring
DAYS social activity has gained impetus
and many formal and informal functions
have been given during the last week
Miss Martha a. Jamison gave dinner at
the Laurel House Thursday for Miss
Brooks. of New York. The guests included
Mrs. Phelps Hoyt, Mrs. A. ID. Davis, Mrs
Charles l.. Pack, Mrs. Girard Romaine'
Mrs. Henry Lloyd Herbert, Mrs. George
Fales Baker and Miss Ferris.
Wednesday Mrs Henry LLOYD Herbert
entertained for about thirty friends at "A
hearts party at her residence. Wallabout.
Mrs. George Fales Baker gave dinner
for Mrs Curtis Bean at the Laurel-in-the-
Pines Wednesday evening, afterward en-
PERTAINING the guests at cards.
Mrs. Livingston Dickinson entertained
in honor of Mrs. George Fales Baker at
the Iocust Farm tea house Tuesday,
afternoon.
The largest function Of the week was
given at the Country Club Thursday
when Mr. and Mrs. Charles Lathrop Pack
entertained seventy guests at luncheon
and afterward at a the dansant.
Miss Marion Lndley and Miss Anderson
were the guests of honor at luncheon AT
the Laurel in-the-Pine Friday given oy
Mrs. George t'alcs Baker Of Philadelphia.
Among the prominent New Workers
week-cnding at tho Mountaineering
we're Franklin r. Adams, the author; Mrs.
Adams and Mrs Xrosby Gsige.
New-York tribune. [volume] (New York [N.Y.]) 1866-1924, 1914-04-05
CANDY AND FAVOR SHOP.
EASTER NOVELTIES

LARGE and SELECTED ASSORTMENT
OF NOVELTIES SUITABLE for DINNER
FAVORS. GIFTS and CHILDREN'S PAR
TIES Handsomely decorated with flowers.
ribbons. etc. Our candies and favors are
different COME N AND TRY 4 SAMPLE
OF THE FUDGE MADE PERSONALLY BY
EMMA BRUINS.
New-York tribune. [volume] (New York [N.Y.]) 1866-1924, 1914-04-05

by Mr.. and Mrs. Pembroke Jones few
years ago. who remodelled the place and
renamed II Sherwood, while II. o. Have
meyer Mrs Havcmeyers son, took the
New-York tribune. [volume] (New York [N.Y.]) 1866-1924, 1914-04-05

Al the largest social event OF the week.
which VAS q dnner-dancc at the nm
thcrc were numerous dinner parties. Mr..
and Mrs. Irving Bachelor. OF New yorG.
were among those giving small party
for tho evening. Mrs. William q. Gates
ot Minneapolis, was the central ngurc OF
a party which included Mr.. and Mrs. T.
T. llopgood, of Minneapolis; H. H. Judd
and Peter Corbiu. of New Britain. Conu.,
and Il. G. llopgood OF Minneapolis
New-York tribune. [volume] (New York [N.Y.]) 1866-1924, 1914-04-05

Two OF the silver Guns m the mems and
womens golf tournaments, which have
Just ended, were won by New York play
crs. Miss l.. Schultz getting the silver cup
given 10y grove Park Inn. and L. 5. liodg-
man, ir. the mems cup. given by the
Inn 20 the beaten eight in the handicap
tournament for men
New-York tribune. [volume] (New York [N.Y.]) 1866-1924, 1914-04-05

old summer homestead name for his own
summer home. Mrs. Havemeyer is ex-
Continued on hfth page.
New-York tribune. [volume] (New York [N.Y.]) 1866-1924, 1914-04-05

mandor Walter Roper of the Mississippi
is also a guest at the Shonts villa.
e. Clarence Jones gave small dinner
party for the Duchess dc Chaulnes ano
her house party, Just before he left Tor
New York this week. Tho dinner vas
given at Grove Park Inn. and the unusual
decorations were OF rhododendrons.
New-York tribune. [volume] (New York [N.Y.]) 1866-1924, 1914-04-05
TOILET PREPARATIONS.
BICHARA DE PARIS PARFUMs

Concentrated floral oils, water and blended per
fumes Toilet preparations. Booklet explains
all. Write NATURA CO, American Agency, iol
9Th Ave, y. Y. Phone 6l22 Murray Hi.
New-York tribune. [volume] (New York [N.Y.]) 1866-1924, 1914-04-05
A DAYS DANCING
AT HOT SPRINGS
Tea. Dinner and Supper Hours All
Entirely Surrounded by
Tango and Make.

IIo, Springs Va. April 4.-DancinS con-
tinues 10 attract much attention here al
all hours Of the day. as we'll as OF the
evening. and ne dansants. with negro
orchestra in the Casino, have been added
TO the amusements at The hon'es'e"o'
Visitors are divided at the tea hour De-
tween the Casino and the hotel ioooy
where the ballroom is easily reached "hen
tbe orchestra breaks into the strains OF
the naxixe or tango.
New-York tribune. [volume] (New York [N.Y.]) 1866-1924, 1914-04-05

Despite tho sudden spring showers
which came up several Afternoons this
week. tho horseback riders continued 10
SO out every afternoon As the faVorte
bride paths often lead for miles over the
mountains. with no house in sight. many
races with the clouds furnished excite
mcnt for the riders Among those who
hravcd the spring showers were Mrs
Charles G. Gates. Miss Dorothy Harvey,
Mrs T. r. Robinson. OF New York; Miss
Elsa Dryfoot. OF Cleveland: Miss An
toiucttc Schultz. of New York. and Miss
Mac Riley. OF Newton, Mass
Mr.. and Mrs A. T. Gardner, OF New
York. arc prominent arrivals of the week
at the Grove Park Inn. They plan TO.
spend Easter in tho South. returning TO
New York soon thereafter Mrs. Anthony
shuttle. OF New York. has returned TO tho
Inn. after two weeks in the East, rejoin-
Ing her daughters, who are here for the
spring season.
Mrs. George Harvey and Miss Dorothy
Harvey returned to New York Monday
after a fortnights stay at the Inn
Among the recent arrivals at the Inn
from New York arc Hamilton Kerr
GeorSe Ahrens. Mr. and Mrs Henry
Hotchkiss and Henry 5. Pritcheu.
New-York tribune. [volume] (New York [N.Y.]) 1866-1924, 1914-04-05

ST. Johns Church will also be the scene
m the wedding Of Miss Mary NJ Worth
irgton. daughter Of Mrs. Richard Sell
man Worth.ngton. and Beach Helme
Stockett. This VIII be an evening we'd
ding. and reception at the home Of the
bride viii follow.
New-York tribune. [volume] (New York [N.Y.]) 1866-1924, 1914-04-05

Two Of the embassies will be deprived
Of their charming chatelaines next week
the Austrian Embassy which will lose
ror time Nine tConstantin TheodOr
Drr,ba who went 10 New York to-day
and will sail Tuesday for Austria, and
the German Embassy, for countess Won
Bernstorff, wife Of the ambassador VIII
sail 4 few days later. Seldom has an am
basssdors wife so quickly won her way
into the hearts Of the people as has pretty
Nine Dumba, and her return TO Wash
ington will be hailed with delight.
New-York tribune. [volume] (New York [N.Y.]) 1866-1924, 1914-04-05
ELECTROLYSlS.
UNOERGARM ENTS.

I0TA-WEIGHT
Sanitary Goods. Dainty Garments, Tangoists
Take Notice. Write for Booklet IT,
CRESSE-BAlLE co. Inc. 33i 5th Ave.
Entrance on SD ST
New-York tribune. [volume] (New York [N.Y.]) 1866-1924, 1914-04-05

Mrs. GeorSe Harvey and Miss Oorothy
Harvey returned to New York MONDAY
after a fortnights stay at the Inn
New-York tribune. [volume] (New York [N.Y.]) 1866-1924, 1914-04-05

Among the prominent New Workers
veek-cnding at tho Laurel-in-the- Pines
we're Franklin r. Adams, the author; Mrs.
Adams and Mrs Xrosby Gaige.
New-York tribune. [volume] (New York [N.Y.]) 1866-1924, 1914-04-05

Miss Marion LindIey and Miss Anderson
were the guests of honor at luncheon AT
the Laurel-in-the-Pines Friday given by
Mrs. George Falcs Baker. Of Philadelphia
Ladysmith news-budget. [volume] (Ladysmith, Rusk County, Wis.) 1907-1927, 1914-09-11
Stories Old and New.

Some men are born story teIlers.
some achieve the story telling faculty.
while others-who constitute the
great majority-can only sit in amaze
ment and listen to the man who can
glibly reel them off, one after another,
as if they were all new, fresh and
original. You can recognize a good
story by the number of times you
meet it, for the good story is picked
up and repeated. interchanged. en-
larged, improvised and spread, until
it is liable to reappear, as natural,
or in disguise, at the four corners
of the earth, and at widely separated
periods of time. That's what makes
the modern story teller such delight,
because until he finishes you cangot
know whether you are about to meet
an old friend or be initiated into
novel mysteries. The redeeming faa-
ture of it is that every year another
crop of listeners grows to maturity for
whom the old ones are always new,
and who, in consequence, must be
the perpetual inspiration and the liv-
ing encouragement to the story teller
Ladysmith news-budget. [volume] (Ladysmith, Rusk County, Wis.) 1907-1927, 1914-09-11
GOODYEAR TIRES AT
ANTE-BELLUM PRICES

The Goodyear Tire & Rubber Co.
announce mo war prices on Goodyear
Tires" Mr.. f. A. Sieberling, president
OF the Company, thus explains their
unique position.
1--WE advanced Goodyear prices, as
others did theirs, when the rubber
panic came. Almost in a day crude
rubber rose in New York from 55 cents
per pound to much over a dollar
"The New York supply was too
small to consider We cabled our
London people to buy up the pick of
the rubber there. BY acting quickly
and paying cash they obtained 1900
600 pounds of the finest rubber.
THAT big supply of rubber is now
nearly all on the way to the Goodyear
factory in Akron. 1t constitutes the
best of the London supply.
we are using the same grade of
rubber and the same amount of it as
we always have used in these tires.
I'VE are running our factory with
three shifts of men, twenty-four hours
a day. So long as we remain in this
fortunate position on rubber, we shall
supply tire users at before-war prices
to the limit of our capacity"
Ladysmith news-budget. [volume] (Ladysmith, Rusk County, Wis.) 1907-1927, 1914-09-11
SYNOPSIS.

Eleanora de Toscana was singing in
Paris. which. perhaps, accounted for Ed
ward Courtlandt's appearance there. Null
timillionaire. he wandered about where
Fancy dictated. He might be in Paris one
day and Kamchat1a the next. Following
the opera he goes to a cafe and is &C.
costed by a pretty young woman: She
gives him the address of Flora Desimone,
vocal rival Of Toscana and Flora gives
him the address of Eleanora. whom he Is
determined to see. Courtlandt enters
Eleanora's apartments. She orders him
out and shoots at him. The next day
Paris Is shocked by the mysterious dis
appearance Of the prima donna. Realizing
that he may be suspected Of the abduc-
ton Of Eleanora Courtlandt arranges for
a., LID. Eieanora reappears ana ACCUSES Ig
aiibi Is satisfactory to the police and the
charge is dismissed
Ladysmith news-budget. [volume] (Ladysmith, Rusk County, Wis.) 1907-1927, 1914-09-11
TO TAKE ELABORATE CENSUS
Statistics of the Prevalence and Pos.
sible Spreading of tuberculosis
Will Be Ascertained

A tuberculosis census of thousands
of churches in various parts of the
country will be taken in September,
under the direction of the National AS.
ISOLATION for the Study and Proven
ton of tuberculosis. The census will
be part of the preparation for the fifth
annual tuberculosis day, to be OBJ
served during the week of November
20. The ministers of several thousand
churches will be asked to report on
the number of deaths from tubercu
losis in the last year, the number of
living cases in their parishes on Sep
TENDER /, the number of deaths from
all causes, and the number of members
or communicates. These figures will
be made the basis of an educational
campaign, which will eliminate in the
tuberculosis day movement, for which
occasion sermon and lecture outlines
and other forms of tuberculosis lit
erature will be distributed free to min
listers.
Last year nearly $4,000 churches,
schools and other bodies took part in
the tuberculosis day observance. The
movement had the Endorsement of
leading church officials of every de-
nomination. More than 1900 anti
tuberculosis societies. scattered all
over the country, will work this year
to make tuberculosis day success.
Ladysmith news-budget. [volume] (Ladysmith, Rusk County, Wis.) 1907-1927, 1914-09-11
PIMPLES ON HEAD ITCHED

Tell City, Ind.-"My babys head
was covered with sores and the TOP
was a solid scab 1t began with PIN
pies and he would scratch his head
until it would bleed and then scab
over and keep spreading. He would
claw his head and fret, it itched and
burned so and / was afraid he would
never have any hair on top of his head
again.
"a friend recommended Cuticurs
Soap and Ointment to me. I asked
our family doctor and lie said, Yes
go right ahead and use them We got
one cake Of Cutirura Soap and one
box of Cuticura Ointment and they
healed him from the first in a few
days his head did not seem to itch
or bother him in the least and before
we had used one set he was healed
and he has fine growth Of hair.
(Signed) Mrs. Rosa M. Hanks, Jan
26, 1914.
Cuticura Soap and Ointment sold
throughout the world. Sample Of each
free, with 32-p. Skin Book Address post
card "Cuticura, Dept. l., Boston. ADV
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kent Alive by Electricity.

The attention of surgeons at the
General hospital. Birmingham. Eng
land, has been occupied by the moss
remarkable case of a lad eleven years
of age. He was admitted to the tnstf
tuition suffering from tuTor on the
brain, the removal Of whiA necessi'
tated most serious operation.
While the surgeons were at work
the patient stopped breathing and s.rtf
fetal respiration was resorted to. Dur
ing the course of the operation large
portion of the skull was removed, and
when the pressure from the brain waa
iightened the lad began to breathe
again. An electric battery was ap
piled to the chest, and the muscles be
ing thus affected The breathing motion
produced proved sufficient to kaa0 IN
lad altvA
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- EzOE II
MARKET REPORTS

Milwaukee, Sept. q, 1914.

milwaukee, sept. q, 1914.
Butter-Creamery, extras, SOC
prints SIC; firsts, 27h@2Sc; seconds
24@26c: renovated, 24@25c; dairy
fancy, &c.
Cheese-American, full cream, new
made twins, 15c; Young Americas
l5k 016c; daisies, 15@15kc; lor g
he ms, 15A@16c; limburger, fancy
127s@13c.
Eggs-Current receipts fresh as tt
quality, 20@22c; recandled, extras
25@26c; seconds, 16@17c
Live Poultry-Fowls, 15c, ROSTERS
10; broilers, 16hc.
Wheat-No. l northern, 1.22; No.
northern, LIS Oils; No. northern
SOcWl.13; No. / velvet, 1.1S@1.2O
Corn-No. 8 yellow, 80Mc.
Oats-No. 8, white 4Sac; standard
48c.
Barley-No. 8, 7Sc; Wisconsin, 78c
Rye-No. 1, 97c.
Hogs-Good heavy butchers, $3.50
$50; fair to best light, 89O09.35; pigs
S.OO@8.50.
Cattle-Butchers steers, 6500S.6O;
stockers and feeders, 5.35@710; COWS
and heifers. 485@75O; calves, 10000
HOO.
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FOOD FACTS
What An M. =. Learned.

A prominent Georgia physician went
through food experience which he
makes public.
ut was my own experience that
first led me to advocate Grape-Nuts
food and l also know, from having
prescribed it to convalescents and
other weak patients, that the food is a
wonderful rebuilder and restorer Of
nerve and brain tissue, as we'll as mus
Gle. 1t improves the digestion and
sick patients gain very rapidly, just
as l did in strength and weight.
II was in such a low state that
had to give up my work entirely, and
went to the mountains of this state,
but two months there did not improve
me; in fact, was not quite as we'll
as when / left home.
"My food did not sustain me and
it became plain that I must change.
Then / began to use Grape-Nuts food
and in two weeks / could walk a mile
without fatigue, and in five weeks re-
turned to my home and practice, TAX
ing up hard work again. Since that
time / have felt as we'll and strong
as I ever did in my life.
"As a physician who seeks to help
all sufferers, l consider it duty to
make these facts public" Name given
by Postum Co., Battle Creek, Mich.
Trial 10 days of Grape-Nuts, when
regular food does not seem to sustain
the body, works wonders. There's a
Reason"
Look in pkgs. for the famous little
book, "The Road to Wellvilie."
Ever read the above Ietter9 nev
ere appears from time to time. They
are genuine, true. and full OF hurnar
interest.
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CHAPTER vi.
Battling Jimmie.

There Is heavenly terrace, fianked
by marvellous trees. To the left. far
down below, is curving, dark-shaded,
turquoise body of water called Lecco;
to the right there lies the queen of
lakes, the crown Of Italy, corn-flower
sapphire known as Como. 1t is the
Place of Honeymoons. Rich lovers
CONS and idle there: and lovers of
modest means rush up to it and down
from 1t to catch the next steamer to
Menaggio. Eros was not born in
Greece: of all barren mountains. un-
stirring, Hymettus, or Olympus, or
whatever they called it In the days
of the 5uaketing gods, 10 complatezt.
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An Ontimist.

Ex-Police Commissioner Rhinelander
Waldo, who established a policemens
public library that as been a great
success, praised, at luncheon in New
York, New YOrk's police system.
ut has especially been good since
Mayor Gaynor's day." Mr.. Waldo said,
and then, in response to an objection:
ooh, that's nothing. Be an optimist.
Don't mind ,rifes. Look, like the hem
pecked husband, on the bright side of
things.
"'By gosh henpecked husband
said, I hear some chaps kicking he-
cause their wives always have the last
word. New, for my part, to give my
wife the last word never bothers me a
Bit
ct don't!'
No, on the contrary, always feel
thankful when she gets to it. "