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The Calumet news. [volume] (Calumet, Mich.) 1907-1938, 1914-04-30
LAUR|UM READY
FOR CLEANUP
President and Street Commission.
er to Act on Suggestion

President Joseph Wills and Street
Commissioner James V. Wills of the
village of Laurium are prepared to
act on the suggestion made last week
by the Copper Country Commercial
club, that next week. May to 8, be
observed by each municipality in
Houghton County as "a cleanup and
"paint-up" week. In, fact the officials Of
the village of Laurium acted before the
suggestion was given by Secretary
George Price Of the Commercial club,
and had II been delayed but a short
time, there would he little occasion for
it's observance in Iaurium. All of the
streets of the village south of Third
street have already been cleaned and
placed in first-class condition and the
campaign for civic cleanliness would
have been carried to the north end of
the town, but for the change in wealth
er. But few days will suffice to place
the streets in first class condition and
then the alleys will be given atten-
ton and thoroughly cleaned.
President Wills is anxious that all
residents of the village cooperate in
tho observance of Cleanup and
'paint-up" week. but he cautions those
residing i'm the south end of the town
to avoid piling the refuse gathered on
their premises on the streets in front
of their homes which have already
been cleaned. He suggests that resi-
dents can best cooperate by placing
this refuse in the alleys at the rear
from which it will be removed as rap
idly as possible.
President Wills has not issued a for
NAL proclamation but he feels that
residents of the village are so embued
with civic pride they will act upon the
suggestion alone.
The Calumet news. [volume] (Calumet, Mich.) 1907-1938, 1914-04-30
Books About Mexico in
the G. &H. Public Library
PLAYS AND PLAYERS

Sarah Bernhard is planning q
world tour.
The famous old melodrama Siberia"
is to be revived.
Josie Collins will become a star next
fall in The Pearl Girl"
Elsie Janis is appearing with success
in the London music halls.
Dustin Farnum plans To return to
the stage next fall in THE Apex"
Nat Goodwin will appear in Never
Say Die" in California this summer.
Walker Whiteside will bring the
Chinese play, Mr.. W." to New York
next fall.
May Vokes will star next season in
a new musical comedy called "a Model
Maid"
Richard earle is to be seen in vau-
deville this spring in Barrie's "A Slice
Of Life"
Messrs. Selwyn & Co. have accepted
for production n new play by Charles
Klein and will produce it in the au-
tumn.
John Drew and Ethel Barrymore will
open their season at the Empire the
"A Scrap of Paper"
Charles Frohman will produce in
America next season de F1crs' and
Caillavet's newest comedy, called Ia
Belle Aventure."
The Lieblers have taken the Broad
,raN tbn,t Nnt, V,,ay fnr tl,ai. ,,n
duction next fall of Mr. Sheldons poet
l. play, "The Garden Of Paradise"
Jack Lait. author of Help Wanted"
and J. c. Nugent of Denver have in
preparation for production plays enti-
tied "Birthright" and The Eternal
Question"
Marc Klaw is negotiating for the
American rights To the sensational play
"Aphrodite," in which nude slave is
crucified on the stage.
Sir James NJ. Barrie, Haddon Cham
bers, Somerset Vaughan and Alfred
Sutro are among the noted writer's who
will supply Charles Frohman with
plays for next season.
II now appears probable that the
American production of Reinhardt's
pictorial play. "The Miracle" will be
made i'm Madison Square Garden i'm
New York next autumn.
THE Rabbi and the Priest" is the
title of a new play by Bertha Gassell,
which is to he produced next season by
Walter Hast. Harry First will create
the role of the rabbi, and Julian lie
tstrange will he the priest
Members of the cast selected to sup
port William Farnum in the coming
revival of The Shepherd King" in
clude Robert McWade Edward Mac
kay, George l. Thorne, George Harris,
Virginia Hadley and Evelyn Marlowe.
+. II. Sothern gives as the reason
Tor his decision to retire from the stage
after two more seasons. that the health
OF Julia Marlowe. his wife and co-star,
will not allow her to continue in
Shakespearian performances. and he
cannot give these plays without her
cooperation. II is expected that Miss
Marlowe and Mr.. Sothern will reside
in England after their retirement from
the stage.
The Calumet news. [volume] (Calumet, Mich.) 1907-1938, 1914-04-30
THIS DATE IN HISTORY"

l623-fTancis Xavier Iavnl-Montmo-
rency, first bishop of the Catholic
church in Canada, born. Died in
Quebec. May 6, 1908.
li3.-Samuel Vetch. first governor of
Nova Scotia, died. Born Dec. 3,
1868.
WS-Union Temperance Society
formed in Saratoga county New
York, this being the beginning
Of the Prohibition movement in
the United States.
Nl-Ncw Zealand was declared in
dependent of New South Wales.
i%9-City Of Alamos, Sonora, Mexico
destroyed by flood.
l@O-All Jews were ordered to leave
st. Petersburg within six hours
OF notice.
Mi-Marriage of Prince Louis of Bat
tenberg and Princess Victoria of
Hesse, granddaughter of Queen
Victoria.
lSO-tganda was placed under the in
fluencc of the British East Afri-
ca company.
Rehabilitation of the Louisiana
Purchase Exposition i'm st. Louis.
You take no chances when buying
- -
The Calumet news. [volume] (Calumet, Mich.) 1907-1938, 1914-04-30
CONTEST At The SACRED
HEART SCHOOL A SUCCESS
LARGE AUDIENCE IN ATTEND.
ANCE AND oRATloNS ARE
OF HIGH ORDER.

The annual oratorical and declama-
tion contest at the Sacred Heart high
school last evening was one Of the
most successful in the history of the
school, the audience taxing the capa-
city OF the Sacred Heart auditorium
and even filling the vestibule leading
TO the auditorium.
The contest was very close one, 50
close that the judges, led Mccormack
John d. Cuddihy anG fudge r. H.
OBrien experienced difficulty in rem
dcring their decisions. IN the oraturi-
cal sections. there was So little To
choose that the officials announced a
tie between the two leading entries
Edwin Glocke on Child Labor, a Men,
ace" and William Foreman on "'rhe
World OF Tomorrow, also compliment
ting Louis Fourier who spoke on
Daniel Webster on his voice and de-
livery.
The defamation contest was won by
join Rivitte, whose subject was ~
Little Hero" this defamation being
tho unanimous choice OF the judges
who also found the other dcclamations
excellent.
AZ the close of the contest. Judge i.
II. O'Rricn gave a brief address TO the
audience ana to the young men who
had participated IN the contest, on
"Oratory, It's Value and Benefit" He
also spoke Of the mcritorious work be-
ing done by the Sacred Heart schools
in this direction.
The evenings excellent program was
enhanced by selections ny the Sacred
Heart high school orchestra and 10y the
junior and senior choruses.
The Calumet news. [volume] (Calumet, Mich.) 1907-1938, 1914-04-30

You are not Obliged to take mer-
chandise in exchange for any article
purchased from us that is not satisfac-
tory. We refund your money. Vertin
Bros. e Co., Clothing Dept, Calumet
Advertisement 80
The Calumet news. [volume] (Calumet, Mich.) 1907-1938, 1914-04-30
c0NSISTORY TO
MEET May 26-26
first Session of Body Will Be
Held in Marquette

rho next reunion OF Francis Nj
- consistory and the several CO.
.,,rote bodies of the Rite. sitting II
- valley Of Marquette, will be held
rnssday to Thursday, May 26 to p
,aoluslye. 1t Will be the first ceremon
49, nder the regular charter, and pre-
"arations for II are going forward Wig
I'll, on n larger scale than for any
prior event -, ,oo,
orouscd and inquiries and requests foi
n,onk petitions from prospective petit
toners are coming in from all over the
,,nner peninsula. Any Blue lodge Ma
chose actual residence is in the
inner peninsula Is eligible to apply for
Emission. II makes no difference
,,bcther his Blue Lodge relations are
,old IN this or in some other state.
CHICAGO ouartette To Sing.
The oriental consistory male qua"-
60, choir from Chicago which did such
snlendid service at the previous ses-
slon has been again engaged and VIII
orrive in the city for the opening sere-
monies Of the May meeting.
Francis NJ. Moor Consistory. al
,bough granted it's preliminary dispcr =
cation as late as Feb. "a, 1913, and
only fully installed as regularly
chartered Consistory at the last cere-
monal, has already larger member
chin than most Consistories attain in
seven wears. 1t is worthy of note, too,
chat the men attracted To the Rite are
,rom among the most important and
widely known residents of this part Of
the state, and this is specially true Of
the class to be received at the next
session.
Shrners Meet May 20.
While dispensation will he granted
empowcring the several bodies Of the
Rite to ballot on applications dur
Ing the next meeting ii is specially de-
sired that those wishing to he admit
ted send in their petition as early as
possible.
Ahmed Temple. of the Mystic
Shrine, will hold it's semi-annual cere-
monial ON the day following the adj
iournment of the consistory Friday,
MAY 30 The directors the Temple
have visited several Temples of the
Shrine since the last meeting and
are prepared to furnish the most in
,,roatiup aud iuStructiyp az Wpll as
the most novel program arranged since
Ahmed Temple was established. The
membership last session was lifted To
over LOCO and the approaching session
promises 10 add one of the largest and
strongest classes Yet admitted.
The Calumet news. [volume] (Calumet, Mich.) 1907-1938, 1914-04-30
STORY TELLeRs' TREAT.

Calumet story tellers and story low
ers will be interested I'm the presen-
tation of the first part Of The Won
derful Adventures of Nils" with the
relating of the story by Miss Anna
Nye. supervisor of the Houghton kim
dergarten department, at the Royal
theater at 3 o'clock Saturday AFTER
noon. The second party of this story
will he presented at the Royal theater
one weel, following. This feature will
be conducted in connection with the
repu,ar saturday afternoon matinee.
The Calumet news. [volume] (Calumet, Mich.) 1907-1938, 1914-04-30

You take no chances when buying
your Clothing of us. We cheerfully re-
lund on any purchase not satisfactory.
,er'ln Bros. & Co., Clothing Dept.
odIunet Advertisement. 30-1
The Calumet news. [volume] (Calumet, Mich.) 1907-1938, 1914-04-30
Fine Assortment Available Vol.
umes In Demand Since Mex
lean Trouble

Since the trouble with Mexico, books
about the republic just to the south of
the United States have been much in
demand at he Calumet * Hecla public
library, where splendid assortment
is TO be found. The News has obtain
ed list Of these books from the IL
brarian, Mrs. Il. s. Grierson, for the
benefit of its readers. The titles fol-
low:
Ballou-Aztec Land.
Bancroft-'EIstory of Mexico.
Bancroft-North Mexican States, .
vol.
Barton-Impression of Mexico With
Brush and Pen.
Becbe--Two Bird Lovers in Mexico.
Biart-Aztecs: Their History, Man
ners and Customs.
BlalIe-Mexico Picturesque, Politi-
cal, Progressive.
Observation-Disclosures Today.
Carson-Mexico. the Wonderland OF
the South.
Gillpatrick-The Man Who Likes
Mexico; the Spirited Chronicle of Adj
venturous Wanderings in Mexican
Highways and Byways.
Godoy-Poririo DiaZ, President of
Mexico, the Master Builder of Great
Commonwealth.
Gooch-Face to Face With the Next
cans.
Griffin-McXico of Today
Hale-Family Flight Through Mexi-
co.
Hale-Story of Mexico.
Hornaday-Camp Fires on Desert
and Lava.
KnoX-Boy Travellers in Mexico.
Lumholtz-New Trails in Mexico; an
Account of one Years Exploration in
Northwestern Sonora, Mexico and
Southern Arizona 1909-l910.
Lummis-Awakening of Nation;
Mexico of Today.
McGary-An American Girl in Mex
leo.
Noll--l'rom Empire to Republic
Noll-A Short History of Mexico.
Ober-Travels i'm Mexico and Life
Among the McNlCdnS.
Obcr-Young Folks History of Mex
leo.
Prescott-IIistory of the Conquest
of Mexico. vol.
Sanborn--Winter i'm Central Ameri-
ca and Mexico
Schwatka--In the Land of Cave and
Cliff Dwellers.
Sherratt Mexican Vistas Seen From
Highways and Byways OF Travel.
Stevenson-Maximilan in Mexico.
Terry-Terry's Mexico; a Handbook
for Travellers.
Tweedie-,Mexico as l Saw 1t.
Wallace-Beyon the Mexican Ser
ras.
Wintcr--Mexico and Her People OF
Today 5000
Smith--A White Umbrella in Mex
leo.
Books Containing Special Chapters
About Mexico
Audubon-Audubon's Western Jour
nal; 1s49-1S5o.
Baedeker-The United States With |
an Excursion into Mexico.
Barnes-The Giant of Three Wars: |
the Life of General Winfield Scott.
Bigclow-Retrospect of an Act
i've Life.
Coc-Our American Neighbors.
Coronado-Journey of Coronado |
15i0-42.
Foster-Diplomatic Memoirs.
Frost-American Egypt.
Johnson--Pioneer Spaniards in
North America.
Palmer-Central America and It's
Problems.
toddard-Lectures. vol I.
Wright-Life of General Winfield
Scott.
The Calumet news. [volume] (Calumet, Mich.) 1907-1938, 1914-04-30
MATINEE MUSICAL CLUB.

The Calumet Matinee Musical club
held an interesting meeting yesterday
afternoon at the home of Mrs. James
I. Fisher of Laurium. a splendid
program was rendered, including fav-
orite selections by American compos-
ers. members of the club having
charge,
The Calumet news. [volume] (Calumet, Mich.) 1907-1938, 1914-04-30
CONTEST is PLANNED.

Members of Laurum lodge. Knights
of Pythias who are interested I'm the
formation of a uniformed rank branch.
are making plans for a voting contest
to be conducted in the near future as
a means of raising money with which
to purchase uniforms and other equip
ment. "A motorcycle or an automobile
will be awarded as the prize.
The Calumet news. [volume] (Calumet, Mich.) 1907-1938, 1914-04-30
Laurium Department
LAURIuM HAS A TEAM.
Schedule OF Games in Elks Bowling
Tourney is Announced.

Laurium rs represented by "A strong
team, captained by Chester Fisher, in
the bowling tournament being conduct
ed by the Calumet Elks. In this tour
ney are teams from Red Jacket. cap
tanned 10y Pierce Roberts, Keweenaw
county, captained by Harry Scoring
and Lake Linden, captained by Alex
Barbeau.
George Harvey of IAurium, who is
secretary Of the bowling tournament
has announced the following schedule
OF games:
April 30-Red Jacket VS.. Laurium
May 1-Kewecnaw VS.. Lake Linden.
May 5-Red Jacket VS.. Lake Linden.
May 7-Laurium/vs. Keweenaw.
MAJ l2-Keweenaw VS.. Red Jacket.
Nay l4-Laurium VS.. Lake Linden.
The Madison journal. (Tallulah, Madison Parish, La.) 1888-current, 1914-04-11
WHEN BABYHOOD DAYS END
All Mothers Have Had, or Will Have,
the Experience of Which These
Three Were Talking.

The mothers were discussing-well,
what do you suppose mothers usually
discuss? Their children, of course.
And the topic under discussion was:
When is your manch.id no longer
your baby boy?"
Said one mother: The first day
my boy went to school cried and
cried, for | knew | had lost my baby"
oh, but | lost mine the first day
he put on trousers" said another.
And / didn't feel mine was gone
until he asked: Please, mother, only
kiss me when we're alone"
Well" said another, although my
boy is a great, husky lad, | still feel
he is my baby. I'm always expecting
him to rebel, and when he does, then
its gOod-by, baby boy; but he still al
lows me to kiss away the pain of his
bumps and bruises" And she beamed
with a smile triumphant, while the
other mothers positively looked en-
vious.
The Madison journal. (Tallulah, Madison Parish, La.) 1888-current, 1914-04-11
MADE HIS COMPANIONS GASP
One Man OF Bibulous Trio Was Deter
mined to Prove He Had Not
Lost His Appetite.

Three men entered the dining room
of the hotel, and with difficulty sank
weakly into the chairs at a table.
Whenever there was a noise behind
them, they tiinched and trembled
They were nervous. One of them
tried TO drum on the table with a
knife, and spasmodic motion of his
muscles sent it sailing through the
air. To the most casual observer, it
must have been evident that they had
been drinking too much the night be-
fore. Also, it was evident that they
were uncertain about whether they
could eat any breakfast.
That is, two of them were uncertain
They were so uncertain that they
gazed at the menu in despair, and
ventured no remarks to the waiter
standing behind them.
Finally the third man, a fellow of
great build, gave an order which
aroused the undying admiration of the
other two.
Waiter" he said, in stentorian
tones, bring me three hard boiled eggs
and a bottle of beer.'-Popular Maya
zine.
The Madison journal. (Tallulah, Madison Parish, La.) 1888-current, 1914-04-11
AND IT WAS so ORDERED
Lady's Suggestion Met All the Re-
quirements Of Mans Complaint,
as He Had Worded II.

A very large lady with a very large
hat was sitting in the theater directly
in front Of a mild-mannered gentle
man, who, for the greater part of the
act, was unable to get a glimpse of
the stage. At last, unable to endure
his enforced blindness any longer, he
bent forward and whispered:
Excuse me, madam, but would you
mind removing your hat?"
why should l remove my hat?"
retorted the lady.
Because" protested the man, 81
can't see the stage, and 1 want to
laugh with the rest Of the audience"
WELL" replied the lady, turning
away again, you watch my shoulders
and when l laugh you laugh"
The Madison journal. (Tallulah, Madison Parish, La.) 1888-current, 1914-04-11
Virtue of Self-Expression.

II children are allowed to give vent
to all that is joyous and happy and
spontaneous in their natures, they will
be infinitely more likely to blossom
out into helpful men and women, in
stead Of sedate, suppressed, sad-faced
individuals. Children who are encour-
aged in self-expression through their
play instinct will not only make much
more normal human beings, but will
make better business men, better pro-
fessional men,, better citizens, better
men and women generally. They will
succeed better and have a nobler in
fluence in the world. Joy and fun are
great developers, calling out our rich
est resources, educating our fuller
powers.-Nautilus.
The Madison journal. (Tallulah, Madison Parish, La.) 1888-current, 1914-04-11
GRANDMA USED SAGE TEA
TO DARKEN HER GRAY HAIR
She Made Up a Mixture Of Sage Tea
and Sulphur to Bring Back Color,
Gloss, Thickness.

Almost everyone knows that Sage
Tea and Sulphur, properly compound
ed, brings back the natural color and
lustre to the hair when faded, streaked
or gray; also ends dandruff, itching
scalp and stops falling hair. Years
ago the only way to get this mixture
was to make it at home, which Is
mussy and troublesome. Nowadays,
by asking at any store for "Wyeth's
Sage and Sulphur Hair Remedy" you
will get a large bottle of this famous
old recipe for about so cents.
Don't stay gray! Try 1t! No one
can possibly tell that you darkened
your hair, as it does it so naturally
and evenly. You dampen a sponge or
soft brush with it and draw this
through your hair, taking one small
strand at time; by morning the gray
hair disappears, and after another ap-
plication or two, your hair becomes
beautifully dark, thick and glossy. Adv.
The Madison journal. (Tallulah, Madison Parish, La.) 1888-current, 1914-04-11
Bitter Sweet.

1t happened at one of those places
where one goes to dine and dance.
The cheerful young man about town
blew in and was adopted into a per-
fectly good bohemian party. Attached
somehow to the perfectly good bo-
hemian party was young woman
with that weary, naughty air so much
in favor in the younger tango set.
The cheerful youth asked her to do a
hesitation waltz with him. She didn't
mind IL she did. But after they had
made few turns about the room she
led her partner back to the table.
Honey" she said languidly. you
must 60 somewhere and learn to
dance"
The Madison journal. (Tallulah, Madison Parish, La.) 1888-current, 1914-04-11
KIDNEYS CLOG UP FROM
EATING TOO MUCH MEAT
Hurts or Bladder Bothers-Meat
Forms Uric Acid.

We are nation of meat eaters and
our blood is filled with uric acid, says
a well-known authority, who warns us
to be constantly on guard against kid
ney trouble.
The kidneys do their utmost to free
the blood of this irritating acid. but
become weak from the overwork;
they get sluggish; the eliminative It's
sues clog and thus the waste Is re-
tanned in the blood to poison the en-
tire system.
When your kidneys ache and feel
like Jumps of lead, and you have sting
ing pains in the back or the urine is
cloudy, full of sediment, or the blad-
der is irritable, obliging you to seek
relief during the night; when you have
severe headaches, nervous and dizzy
spells, sleeplessness, acid stomach or
rheumatism in bad weather, get from
your pharmacist about four ounces of
Jad Salts; take tablespoonful in
glass Of water before breakfast each
morning and in a few days your kid
ucyS VIII dCI uLe. HIS lduOuS SALTS
is made from the acid Of grapes and
lemon Juice, combined with lithia, and
has been used for generations to flush
and stimulate clogged kidneys, to neu-
tralize the acids in urine so it is no
longer a source of irritation, thus end
ing urinary and bladder disorders.
Jad Salts is inexpensive and cannot
injure; makes a delightful efferves-
cent lithia-water drink, and nobody
can make a mistake by taking a little
occasionally to keep the kidneys clean
and active.-Adv.
The Madison journal. (Tallulah, Madison Parish, La.) 1888-current, 1914-04-11
Astonishinu.

A happily married woman who had
enjoyed 80 years of conjugal felicity,
and who was the grandmother of
three beautiful children, had jovial
old colored woman for a cook.
One afternoon, which proved to be
the mistress birthday, a beautiful box
Of flowers was left for her, when the
cook happened to be present. Mandy
eyed the beautiful roses longingly,
then said, "Yu husban' send yo' all
those pretty flowers yo' gifts, Missy?''
Certainly, my husband, Mandy
the lady replied proudly.
"Alleluiah!" exclaimed the cook
He suttinly am holdin' out WE'LL
Lippincott's Magazine.
The Madison journal. (Tallulah, Madison Parish, La.) 1888-current, 1914-04-11
No Particular Hurry.

Brown and his wife were at a NOV
ing picture show.
In the play on the screen the vii
lain had just thrown the hero from
the high cliff.
"Oh," exclaimed Mrs. Brown, 81
hope the officers hurry up and catch
the wretch"
Have patience. dear" said her hus-
band. THE operator is turning the
real as fast as he dares"-Judge.
The Madison journal. (Tallulah, Madison Parish, La.) 1888-current, 1914-04-11
Timely Caution.

'Genevieve, l notice you like to
write your name on the eggs you
pack"
YES" admitted the dairy maid. do
you object?"
Not at ALL said the farmer. you
have a pretty name. Write it upon
all the eggs you please. But don't
set down any dates"
The Madison journal. (Tallulah, Madison Parish, La.) 1888-current, 1914-04-11
Proper Place.

She-Have you heard about the
pretty actress who wore a bird paint
ed on her cheeks?
He-Yes, and / wondered why she
didn't have it painted on her back.
where 1t would have plenty of room
to iy.-Judge.
The Madison journal. (Tallulah, Madison Parish, La.) 1888-current, 1914-04-11
INTERNATIONAL
SUNDAYSC1O0L
LESSON
LESSON FOR APRIL II
THE JOURNEY TO EMMAUS.
easter lesson.)

LESSON TETT-Luke 24:l3-35.
GOLDEN TENT-"WhO is he that shah
condo mn? 1t IS Christ Jesus that died.
yea rather, that was raised from the
dead, who is at the riSht hand Of God.
who also maketh in:ercession for US"
Rom S:34
The Madison journal. (Tallulah, Madison Parish, La.) 1888-current, 1914-04-11
RUB.MY.nSM

VIII cure your rheumatism and all
kinds of aches and pains-Neuralgia
Cramps, Collie, Sprains, Bruises. Cuts,
Old Sores, Burns, etc. Antiseptle
Anodyne. Price 25c.-Adv.
The Madison journal. (Tallulah, Madison Parish, La.) 1888-current, 1914-04-11
Then He Went

Then He Went
The young man who never knew
when to go home was silent. So was
the young woman.
"You should say, "A penny for your
thoughts suggested the delayer.
The young woman hid a yawn.
81 should say a mouseng," she cor
rected.
"A mouseng! What's a mouseng?"
Its a Japanese coin," she replied.
1T takes 224 of them to equal a
penny"
Then he went.
The Madison journal. (Tallulah, Madison Parish, La.) 1888-current, 1914-04-11
Neiahborly, Anyway.

rs he an apostle of humanity"
rs he? He has II children and
won't let one of them take music les
sons"
The Madison journal. (Tallulah, Madison Parish, La.) 1888-current, 1914-04-11

But it is impossible to patch up {
reputation so that the patches won
show.
The Madison journal. (Tallulah, Madison Parish, La.) 1888-current, 1914-04-11
He Was Rjuht.

Teacher-What is it that bees make
Tommie?
Tommie-Sore spots, ma'am.