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Fulton County tribune. (Wauseon, Ohio) 1883-1925, 1914-03-13
No Sense of Humor There.

For" said the humorist, who was
endeavoring to throw the woman's
club into mirthful convulsions, "as
Shakespeare says in Paradise Lost, a
mans man for a that" Mercy,
what Ignorance" the second vice-presi.
dent whispered to the recording Sec
retary, Shakespeare didn't write
Paradise Lost"
Fulton County tribune. (Wauseon, Ohio) 1883-1925, 1914-03-13
VIII Turn to Republicans.

There is no doubt about the future
of the Republican party. The Ameri-
can people are nearly always right.
There may have been cause for a
change of government, but, in the
light of all history, the pendulum is
sure to swing backward and place
In power the party that made good"
fer half century.
Fulton County tribune. (Wauseon, Ohio) 1883-1925, 1914-03-13
LOW an unhouuht Prize

Joy is prize unbought, and
freest, purest in its flow when it come
unsought. No getting into heaven a
a place will compass it. You mus
carry it with you, else it is not there
You must have it in you, as the music
of a well-ordered soul, the fire of a
holy purpose, the yelling up out of the
central depths of eternal spring that
Fulton County tribune. (Wauseon, Ohio) 1883-1925, 1914-03-13
In the Hotel Corridor,

A tip is diagnosed by witty Scot
tish writer as small sum of money
you give to somebody because you are
afraid he won't like not being paid for
something you haven't asked him to
do.-Toronto Globe.
Fulton County tribune. (Wauseon, Ohio) 1883-1925, 1914-03-13
ALWAYS a Drawback.

"They say that criminal tenden-
cies can be minimized by a scientific
diet" Perhaps they can, but the troH-
BILE will be to get people with criminal
tendencies to believe that tae euro
Is better than the disease
Fulton County tribune. (Wauseon, Ohio) 1883-1925, 1914-03-13
Would Still Be Unsatisfied.

The woman who is sorry for herself
because she had to earn her living out
side the home is the very woman who
would be sorry for herself earning her
living inside the home-"Autobiog-
raphy of a Happy Woman" in Satur-
day Evening Post.
Fulton County tribune. (Wauseon, Ohio) 1883-1925, 1914-03-13
We Never Did.

''They blame us boys for most ev-
erything,", said little Johnny Jumpup.
but there's one crime that nobody
ever heard of boy committing, and
that is going on a hunger strike. -
Kansas City Star
Fulton County tribune. (Wauseon, Ohio) 1883-1925, 1914-03-13
Herself Included.

Helen was eating breakfast with her
father and her mother one morning.
when she remarked: Nina Fletcher's
mamma has been married nine years
today We've been married longer,
haven't we?"-Lippincott's.
Fulton County tribune. (Wauseon, Ohio) 1883-1925, 1914-03-13
Gossip of the Arlstocracy,

81 thought that girl would become a
social queen"
$50 did /. But she missed it by mar
rying Prince of Good Fellows instead
of a king of France"
Fulton County tribune. (Wauseon, Ohio) 1883-1925, 1914-03-13

( A very common
excuse which is
met in Christian
work is this:
I am afraid |
cannot hold out. "
In dealing with
any case 1t is we'll
to d g m o n strate
first the cause,
and then look for
q cure. There
may be many
causes, but what
ever t b y are .
there is always a
sure cure in the
Word of God. In
Fulton County tribune. (Wauseon, Ohio) 1883-1925, 1914-03-13

One of the feminist writers com
plains that no woman ever attained
eminence by being a fine housekeeper
Or a good mother. But what is the
use of eminence anyway Chicago
News
Fulton County tribune. (Wauseon, Ohio) 1883-1925, 1914-03-13

There may be a change In plans II
it is shown that the literacy test will
bar immigrants who would be dis
posed to vote the Democratic ticket
Fulton County tribune. (Wauseon, Ohio) 1883-1925, 1914-03-13
old pohbin Has One Advantaae.

Farmer Burr-''How do you like
your motor car, Ezra?" Farmer Root
-"Wal, can't go to sleep on my
way home from town, and wake up
in the barnyard, like / could with old
Dobbin."-Motor Life.
Fulton County tribune. (Wauseon, Ohio) 1883-1925, 1914-03-13

teacher, son, daughter and the other
everyday social charlottesville
Worlds Work
Fulton County tribune. (Wauseon, Ohio) 1883-1925, 1914-03-13

Chinese boatmen at Macao have
been letting off bombs and crackers
to induce the gods not to injure then
with a whirlwind
Fulton County tribune. (Wauseon, Ohio) 1883-1925, 1914-03-13
The Eternal Feminine.

jedge, befo' All went out ter kill dat
niggah!"
Fulton County tribune. (Wauseon, Ohio) 1883-1925, 1914-03-13

There is no greater grief than in
misery to turn our thoughts back to
happier times.-Dante.
Fulton County tribune. (Wauseon, Ohio) 1883-1925, 1914-03-13

TEXT-"Look unto me and be ye
saved."-Isaiah 1922
Fulton County tribune. (Wauseon, Ohio) 1883-1925, 1914-03-13
How to Help
lnquiirers
The Fearful
BY REV. HOWARD W. POPE
Superintendent Of Men
Moody Bible Institute, Chicago

OBSERVATION-DISCLOSURES
The Hood River glacier. (Hood River, Or.) 1889-1933, 1914-07-02
TROUT LAKE.

Mr.. and Mrs. B. r. Richter spent a
few days in Hood River last week Wis
iting old friends.
j. Thomas and family are spending a
few days in Portlnd.
The fair committee held an enthusi-
astic meeting Saturday afternoon in
Masonic hall, representatives. from all
parts of the valley being present.
Members of the committee report that
farmers are responding freely to the
request for exhibits. and good dis
play is expected. Many ladies are do
ing fancy work. while others are put
ting up fruit. 1t is the intention. so
far as possible. to have a sample of
everything that is grown or made in
the valley. and it will be distinctly a
Trout Lake valley fair. Parties who
have not already done so should notify
Mrs. C. NJ. Cutting, secretary and
treasurer, what their display will be so
necessary arrangements and room can
be allowed. Mrs. Cutting reports that
the subscriptions are not all in. Ii was
understood that one half would be paid
on or before June !, and the balance
on or before October !.
B. c. Hamilton has returned from
another of his flying trips outside.
Wyers Livery & Stage Company is
erecting barn here on the property
recently purchased from Chris euler.
The grange held the regular meeting
last Wednesday evening. Degrees
were conferred upon two candidates
and refreshments followed.
1t is understood new school district
will be formed in the upper end of the
valley in the near future.
The Hood River glacier. (Hood River, Or.) 1889-1933, 1914-07-02
WINANS CITY

Born-TO Mr.. and Mrs. Nels Nelson,
of Dee, June %, 1914, son.
Mrs. M. D. Odell spent last Thurs.
day with Mrs. d. l.. Rowntree, of this
vicinity.
miss Irene Westerberg has been quite
ill the past few days.
The Guild will meet at the home Of
Mrs. d. l.. Rowntree Thursday. this,
afternoon.
Arthur Tompkins, of Corvallis. who
has been working on the Wilson ranch,
left Wednesday for his home.
Emilio Sanberg, of Salem, Ore, and
81 Young, of Chicago, ILL.,, both of
whom have been employed the past
four months in the Davenport saw
mill, left the first of the month for
eastern Oregon.
Quite crowd from Hood River mo-
tored out Sunday and spent the day at
the Punch Bowl and river. Ice cream
was served at the Winans hotel, which
is near the river.
A large number from here attended
the dance in the gym hall in Odell last
Friday.
MIR. and Mrs. Winterroug have charge
of the Dee hotel.
Mr.. Hays is spending several days
with his friend, Richard Yates, of Dee.
Miss Evelyn Nebendahl intends
spending several days this week in
Hood River during the chautauqua.
The Hood River glacier. (Hood River, Or.) 1889-1933, 1914-07-02
WHITE SALMON.
tFrom the Enterprise)

Twenty-Five thousand cans of small
fruits have already been put up at the
new cannery this season.
The Goodnoe Hills district has noti-
fed the cannery management that it
would send rs tons of apricots. A Lyle
grower brought in wagon load of cur
rants Tuesday and cherries are coming
in rapidly to the cannery.
Over $4,000 will be the returns of
this year s strawberry crop to the fruit
growers of this section according to a
statement of j. J. Conger, manager of
the White Salmon Valley Fruit Grow
ers Union.
'We have shipped this season SO cars
of 7l0 crates each in addition to the
open express shipments" says MIR.
Conger. "The total shipments will run
over 80, 600 crates of Strawberries and
we have orders still for berries. 1t
has been good year for hte grower
and they have received their money
except that of final return, within
eleven days of the time the shipments
were made. The growers are better
satisfied this year than they have ever
been for prices have been good. ~
White Salmon's most picturesque
scenery is to be shown not only to east
ern people but to local residents in
moving pictures as the result of the
enterprise of r. B. Bruce, owner of the
"Top o. the World ranch. Mr..
Bruce and his assistant have already
completed 1900 feet of films of the CO.
lumhia river. White Salmon yaIIev
orchards, and the Trout Lake country.
On July they will start on the climb
to Mount Adams taking pictures all
along the route until 1000 feet of film
has been used in the most picturesque
trip from Portland to the top of the
snow peak. The pictures will be quite
an attraction to eastern people who
love beautiful scenery as MIR. Bruce
expects to show the pictures in the
middle west next winter. The pictures
will be shown at the Leo theatre here
before he goes east.
The Hood River glacier. (Hood River, Or.) 1889-1933, 1914-07-02
MOUNT HOOD.

Jesse Davidson has been entertaining
his brother and niece from the east the
past week.
MIR. and Mrs. Walter Kizer, who have
lived on the Jesse Davidson ranch the
past several months, are moving to the
Willamette valley this week.
James Evendon, who graduated from
0. A. G. this year, spent Saturday
night in Mount Hood. He was on his
way to Long Priarie, where he will
work in the forest service during the
summer.
Henry, Roy and Eta Blagg, of Hood
River, were over Sunday guests of
their aunt, Mrs. o. A. Everson.
DR.. and Mrs. Williams were up from
Hood River in their auto Sunday.
The Cloud Cap Inn auto made its first
trip to the Inn June 80, several loads
of supplies having gone up the day be-
fore.
MIR. and Mrs. Oscar Fredenberg and
Mr.. Stark, of Hood River, were up be-
yond Cloud Cap Inn Sunday in MIR.
Stark's auto.
j. &. Davidson was Mount Hood
visitor Sunday.
Mr.. Owens is just beginning to pick
berries on his Bald Butte ranch this
week. He expects big crop.
Chas. Shaw has purchased a horse
and buggy of Fred Douglas.
Fred Douglas, Floyd Hess, George
and Lily Hamel and others we're Sum-
day visitors at Lost Lake.
Jake Lentz and Robt. Leasure are
out at Lost Lake again, camping and
fishing.
Mary Ward has spent the past week
at Parkdale.
Al Leasure and VIM. Helmer were
over Sunday visitors at home.
R. A. Jamison has returned from
eastern Oregon.
MIR. and Mrs. Murell Knapp went to
Odell Sunday.
Mr.. and Mrs. Kyle and family left
this week for Deschutes valley, where
they expect Ito take up homestead.
They have lived on the Rodenhiser
place for the past four years and we
are sorry to see them leave the valley.
The Hood River glacier. (Hood River, Or.) 1889-1933, 1914-07-02
MIDDLE VALLEY

Mrs. F. x. Arens had as guests dur
ing the week MIR. and Mrs. Johns, of
New York.
Mrs. F. W. Bayley and daughter,
Katherine, are visiting with relatives
in Middle Valley.
James Steele and VIM. Laughton, Jr.,
spent Sunday in Hood River. James
has a fine new buggy he was trying
out.
Rev. Van Nuys preached one of his
very good sermons at our school house
Sunday.
Strawberry harvest is on the wane.
Wen miss the good people who have
been helping harvest them, as they are
returning to their several homes.
Our weekly June rains, with sunshine
between, have been up to the standard,
though not to the extent of injuring
the hay crop.
The Hood River glacier. (Hood River, Or.) 1889-1933, 1914-07-02
MOSIER.

Edward Butterfeld and family, of
Peoria, ILL.,, spent few days the past
week on their fruit land, near Mosier.
F. G. Powers and sons are erecting a
new barn on their farm south of town.
Stark Akers is spending the vacation
time here with his father on the farm.
E. A. Race is preparing to erect a
modern six room dwelling on the lot
he recently purchased in the west part
of town.
Jas. E. Cole attended to business in
The Dalles Monday.
Mosier Fruit Growers cherry crop
this year amounted to 36 tons of Royal
Annes sold to the cannery and 5000
boxes of packed fruit consisting of
Bings, Lamberts, Black Republicans
and Tartarians. This was about so per
cent of the crop marketed last year,
but the size and quality was all that
could be desired.
Mrs. VIM. Mcclure and daughter,
Pearl, were in The Dalles the last of
the week.
Miss Dollie Fisher was having dental
work attended to in The Dalles Satur-
day.
Mrs. Jas. Patterson, of Walville,
WASH, is visiting her parents, MIR. and
Mrs. j. c. Bradford.
j. N. Mosier was a business visitor
in The Dalles Saturday.
J. z. Carroll spent the week end at
Dufur looking over the orchards.
MIR. and Mrs. S. F. Goss and little
daughter were in Hood River Friday
afternoon.
. Mrs. Luella Hawks and daughter, of
Peoria, H.. arrived Friday evening to
visit H. H. Nielsen and family. The
two ladies are sisters.
Miss NADIA Clark, of Hood River,
formerly a Mosier resident, was mar
ried at the home of her parents in Hood
River Wednesday noon, June "a, to E.
A. Graham. The young couple will
reside in Mosier fer while, where the
groom is employed.
Mrs. A. F. Lockwood spent Sunday
in Mosier, returning Monday to her
home in Portland accompanied by her
grandmother, Mrs. Porter, who will
remain few weeks.
Mrs. Arlington, accompanied by her
sister, Miss Ruscher, spent last week
with their brother and family near
The Dalles.
The Hood River glacier. (Hood River, Or.) 1889-1933, 1914-07-02

Mrs. E. ]. Nicholson and Mesdames
Sawyer and Farrell were callers Sun.
day at the L. W. Bishop home.
Mrs. Vim. ordway and Mrs. Hodges
were callers Tuessdy afternoon at the
Robert Jones home.
Miss lmogene Bishop accompanied by
her grandmother, Mrs. Ross, returned
Saturday from Portland. where she has
been visiting for the last four weeks.
Mrs. Ross will visit with her daughter,
Mrs. L. w. Bishop ard family. Mr..
Ross came Sunday afternoon.
Mr.. and Mrs. Volstorff and children
were visitors at the J. .'Nunamaker
ranch Friday afternoon. Also B. L.
Heller.
Mr.. and Mrs. Harry Steele enjoyed a
visit with her brother, who came from
Portland and spent the week end al
their home.
The Misses Donovan, from Idaho. cid
friends of Mrs. Sawyer, are visiting
this week at the Sawyer ranch.
James Woodcock, of Wamic, came
Monday and will spend few davs with
his fiancee. Miss Lena Isenberg, who.
we are glad to say, is recovering from
her accident.
Mrs. Sam Eby and children spent
Sunday at the home of MIR. and Mrs.
Taylor and family in Oak Grove.
MIR. and Mrs. F. G. Church and Mr..
and Mrs. C. f. Miller and children
were guests at the home of Mr.. and
Mrs. II. H. Jantzen and family Sun
day.
W. H. Davis and family, Mrs. j. W.
Davis and John Wynn spent Sunday at
Dead Point.
j. X. Nunamaker has shipped IL tons
of Royal Anne cherries. He has an
army of packers busily packing out the
bings and Lamberts, besides the Black
Republicans. A very busy ranch these
daVs
The Hood River glacier. (Hood River, Or.) 1889-1933, 1914-07-02

Mr.. and Mrs. Leslie Very and chill
dren, Of Riverside. ILL.,, are here visit
ing Mrs. Verry's mother. Mrs. S. A.
hedriek.
Mr.. and MIR. E. ]. Cummins and lit
tie son. Ellis, accompanied by Mrs.
Smead mother of Mrs. Cummins. ar
rived Saturday for Portland to spend
two or three weeks with Mr.. and Mrs.
E. Nj. Cummins at Grand View.
Mrs. j. W. Harton arrived from
Portland Tuesday to spend the rest of
the summer here with Mr.. Harton on
the Sheehy- Hsrsn ranch.
Miss Hazel Holmes spent several
days of last week in Portland visiting
friends.
G. c. Corile was a Hood River Wis
itor Monday of last week.
The Hood River glacier. (Hood River, Or.) 1889-1933, 1914-07-02
PINE GROVE

Church services as usual next Sun
day morning.
John Huff and children took dinner
with Mr.. Hanson near Fir top Sunday.
Mrs. M. M. Hill, who has been very
i'll, is some better at last reports.
Mr.. and Mrs. Arthur Lewis are en-
tertaining company from Portland this
week.
The W. C. T. U. met with Mrs. Nc
Donald this week.
The cherry crop in the vicinity is not
as large this year as last, but they are
very fine. Several boxes of the luscious
fruit are being sent east by those hav-
ing friends there.
Miss Mary E. Culver, from Peoria.
ILL.,, arrived last Saturday evening for
months visit with her sister, Mrs.
]. A. Hunt.
Mrs. James Malloy is entertaining as
her guests this week her niece and
children. Mrs. Metcslf, Mrs. Malloy's
mother, is also visiting her.
A beautiful church wedding was held
last Wednesday afternoon when Ada,
the youngest daughter of MIR. and Mrs.
j. 0. Mark, was united in marriage to
Waldo Mills, of Salem, in the preseRce
of large number of guests, Rev. G.
E. Heineck officiating. The church
was handsomely decorated with choice
flowers and evergreens and fine music
music was rendered. A dainty lunch
was served after a season of congratu-
lations. About O'Clock the happy
young couple left midst shower of
rice and rose petals. The bride has
been a resident of Pine Grove a num-
ber of years, and being very popular
with all, will be greatly missed. Their
future home will be in Salem. Mr..
Marks cousin attended the wedding.
At the church last Sunday morning
SPECIAL music was rendered, pretty
solo by Mrs. Alice Ham and Miss Rad
ford accompanied the pianist with the
vioiln
The Hood River glacier. (Hood River, Or.) 1889-1933, 1914-07-02
UNDERWOOD.

Mr.. and Mrs. c. E. Goddard and
daughter. Elizabeth, came up from
Portland Wednesday, June "a, to spend
the rest of the summer here on their
ranch.
Mrs. L. F. Stickney visited in Port
land for few days last week.
Mrs. E. M. Cummins entertained the
members of the Utilize Dulcie club, also
a number of the ladies of the Woman s
club, at her home Friday afternoon.
A pleasant social time was had and
dainty refreshments were served dur
ing the afternoon.
The many friends of H. M. Griener
are glad to hear that he is gradually
recovering from his recent illness.
The Hood River glacier. (Hood River, Or.) 1889-1933, 1914-07-02
BELMONT.

Mrs. J. r. Forden and Mrs. Sawyer
were callers Friday evening at the
home of Miss Coleman and father. who
are leaving their ranch on Portland
Way for Ocean Park, where they have
a summer home.
MIR. and Mrs. Farrell were dinner
quests Sunday at the home of MIR. anG
Mrs. Forty and family in Barrett dis.
trict.
The Hood River glacier. (Hood River, Or.) 1889-1933, 1914-07-02
FOR SALE

One Economy Cream Separator, new
Babcock four bottle milk tester; two 5
gallon cans, used three times; one 20
ton capacity feed cutter, used four
months; dozen quart milk bottles; 8
seated Studebaker hack, good as new,
cost sl35 in Hood River. Write ]. F.
Thompson, Parkdale, or phone Odell
1856. jun 4 If
Evening times-Republican. [volume] (Marshalltown, Iowa) 1890-1923, 1914-01-20
PARTIES. MEN AND MACHINES.

1t is the case usually that men oo
not keep UP with machinery. So men
find themselves out of job and with
their previous skill discounted and
largely valueless. 1t is seldom that men
Keep pace with invention. Each new
labor saving machine throws men out
Of the work they are accustomed to do
and sets them seeking other employ
ment. The demand is for service and
efficiency. The old must give place to
the new and the added efficiency.
This factorymen know. The manu-
facturer either adds the new machine
to his equipment or is gradually forced
out of the competition.
There has been great change in the
public sense of values. The ethical
side has come up in politics as the
party side has subsidized. New issues
rise pre- eminent. 1t is new country,
demanding permanent highways, seek
Ing common welfare, country of tele-
phones and gas motors and Of a new
civilization.
1t is UP to the party that desires
power to bring it's machinery up to
GATE, seek new and capable foremen
VINO understand the demand and know
now to supply it. Anticipated forms
and dead issues, no matter how Young
and full of life they once were. must
De set aside and the demand of the
cay and the age met fearlessly and sim
cerely. The foremen and superinten-
dents must be changed. The board of
directors must meet the demands of the
time. These are the demands time and
the times make upon all, factories.
men, parties, states, nations.
The republican party needs to get
ousy. 1t must meet the demand of the
times or meet the fate of those who re-
fuse to recognize progress and adant
themselves to it's conditions. The ma
chlne must deliver the product de-
manded. And the market is an omen
one.
Evening times-Republican. [volume] (Marshalltown, Iowa) 1890-1923, 1914-01-20
No Bras. Button. in K.n.a. City.

The Metropolitan street railway,
Kansas City, Mo-, issued an order re-
Gently eliminating brass buttons on
uniforms. The order affects all of the
1 500 carmen employed. The change,
1t was announced, was for the benefit
OF employees. Some Of the conductors
and motormen could afford only one
suit Of clothes or had their service
hours 80 arranged that they could not
change to citizens clothes between
runs. The brass buttons will be re-
placed with the ordinary black ones,
and the men will not be conspicuous
when attired in their uniforms of duty.
Heretofore the employees have re-
ce;vsd one star for every five wears of
service. In the future employees who
have served more than five years and
less than ten will be decorated with
one star. When ten years is reached
the star will be replaced by gold but
ton. which bears the number of years
served. The button is somewhat like q
lodge pin, is attached to the lapel Of
the coat and can be removed easily
Electric Railway Journal.
Evening times-Republican. [volume] (Marshalltown, Iowa) 1890-1923, 1914-01-20
DON'T WORRY ABOUT HIM.

One farmer found fault with the
Times-Republican. 1t is mentioned De-
cause the T.-R. has no better friends
than among the farmers. This particu-
lar criticism was directed at the pre-
dictions Of higher land prices MADE
from time to time by this newspaper
He said that the predictions were
boosting prices; that men were pav1ns
more than they ought for Iowa lands'
that at present prices the farmer
couldn't get returns. etc. The young
men In his opinion were paying too
much for land.
This isn't a new criticism as all who
have lived thru periods Of advancing
land prices know. 1t has been SAID
over and over by men who thoroughly
believed every word they said. When
men bought Illinois land forty years
ago at s25 an acre which had been sold
not long before at half the price this
was said. When the first farm sold for
$40 an acre out in Vienna township
somebody said it and believed it, and
when it was sold again for 500 some>
body said 1t over and so on up to the
farm with the beautiful house which
sold for s17s couple of years ago and
can't be bought for 5000 today.
The young men bought these farms
all thru their history. 1t takes young
man to pay the top price, a young man
full of ambition, with the latest view
point and the promise of long years to
pay off in. They bough. them then,
they are buying them now and they
will be selling them again when they
get old enough to young men who see
ahead and are willing to pay the price.
1t was q young man in practically
every instance who took up land in
Iowa in grandfather's time, in fact
grandfather was one Of them. And
most of them came out all right.
AS to returns from the land: this
Iowa soil has only been tickled so far
and smiled. The young man who knows
what to do and does as he must will
set it laughing in double and treble
harvests. We are only beginning to
farm here. We have the finest soil,
the surest climate, and with the new
men the new regime will come to the
farms.
Don't worry about the young men
uselessly enough ever since young men
began to buy it and old men to tremble
for them. Between the Iowa and the
Missouri is the garden Of Eden of the
Mississippi valley and It's farm lands
have still to double in price.