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Lower coast gazette., 1914-07-25
Actor Of Many Parts.

Actor Of Many Parts.
A Russian immigrant before the
alien immigration board claimed to
be a "play,actor," and safd that he
was also = compositor. He was
vouched for by q cousin who is a fur
rier. Work was promised the appli-
cant in a tailor's shop. ~ London
Graphic.
Lower coast gazette., 1914-07-25
Wilson on street.

Observation-Disclosures Wilson TOOK
a short walk through.the business sec
ton Of the city and attended to some
business at his bank. His appearance,
following his recent slight illness, at.
tracted much attention.
Lower coast gazette., 1914-07-25
Sure Enough.

Patience-This paper says an ap'
paratus invented by a Paris scientist
matches chickens and protects them
from all microbes until they reach a
desired age.
Patience-What Is the age when q
micr6be desires a chicken?
Lower coast gazette., 1914-07-25
THOUGHT SHE
COULD NOT LIVE
Restored to Health by Lydia
E. Pinkham's Vegetable
Compound.
Unionville, MOI suffered from u
female trouble and | got so weak that l

c0uiG hardly walk
across the floor with
out holding on to
something. I had
nervous spells and
my fingers would
cramp and my face
would draw, and |
could not speak, nor
sleep to do any good,
had no appetite, and
| everyone thought I
unu1I MT 1iuo
Lower coast gazette., 1914-07-25

EAS.T
"A PRESCRIPTION scientifically com.
pounded and endorsed BY prominent phys.
icians for the treatment of Headaches
caused from Overwork, Mental Worry,
Constipation and Nervousness. Instant re-
lief GUARANTEED. Contains No
OPIATE. AK your druggist. Adv.
Lower coast gazette., 1914-07-25
CROP CONDITIONS ONLY FAIR
Improvement in caroIinas, Louisiana
and Oklahoma Many Sections
nrv-Damane in Texas.

-.
Washington.-Cotton crop condi-
tons over the belt are decidedly spot
ted, owing to the scattered nature OF
the rains Of the past fortnight. In the
west the weather has been decidedly
hot and dry, except that good rains
have fallen in Louisiana and portions
Of Arkansas. In Louisiana the crop
improved, normal progress was made
in Oklahoma, Arkansas showed very
irregular conditions, by reason OF the
scattered rains, and in Texas there
was some loss, due largely to damage
done Ia Young cotton by the dry wealth
er and high temperatures.
Boil weevil are still numerous n
infested areas, but damage to date IL
small.
Lower coast gazette., 1914-07-25
MAKING II Hot.

BILL see portable crematories
have been suggested to follow the
army In warfare.
Nll-Looks as II they were trying
to make war look like what General
Sherman said It was.
Lower coast gazette., 1914-07-25
. Froo In Al. Throat

a Frog In His Throat.
aWhy didn't you study your French
lesson last night"
please, teacher, my throat was 30
core l could scarcely speak English"
Judge.
Lower coast gazette., 1914-07-25
Muskrat Skins.

The muskrat 10 the most important
fur.bearinK animal Of North America.
In one year alone 100000 muskrat
skins were. put on the market. real
ixing to the trappers . sum approx.
mately 100000.
Lower coast gazette., 1914-07-25

Lucky.
Patience-Ard you say she was
married on Friday?
Patrice-Yes.
Terribly unlucky. though
mot at all"
did It turn out lucky"
"sure. She's getting big alimony
now!"
Lower coast gazette., 1914-07-25
s,Nest Innocent.

He-lt was fearfully hot at the
eame this afternoon.
She-Why didn't you get one OF
those baseball fans we hear 90 much
about?
Lower coast gazette., 1914-07-25
-SWeet and Clean.
Philosophy in Hindu Proverb.
Five CenfS-AU CrOcerS
The RubNo-Mor Co., Fl Wayne, Ind.

Philosophy In Hindu ProVerb.
There is a Hindu proverb which a
give a good deal Of solid satisfaction
In a hard world. 1t runs, II had no
boots to my feet and / murmured un.
til l met a man along the road with
no feet"
Lower coast gazette., 1914-07-25

cufes On Sores, 0thss Rsmsdlss Won't cu;s.
Ths worst eases, no matter oihow long sssndins.
are cured BY the wonderful. old reliable ".
porsss's Aailslptle Healing Oh. = relieves
Pain and Ileals Il the same time. Sc sc. Vim
Lower coast gazette., 1914-07-25

After a girl has been engaged four
times and failed to make the hook
stay put, she always looks as though
she was lodging the dog catcher.
Lower coast gazette., 1914-07-25
Illinois Farmer Stays.

Springfield, Hl.-Jealous because his
wife left him, Charles Jerdes, = young
farmer Of Loving. shot and killed his
wife, Nola, aged IS; probably fatally
wounded his motherin-law, Mrs. Frank
Gardner. and then turned the gun Oh
himself, inflicting mortal injuries.
Lower coast gazette., 1914-07-25
Long Stay Ia Capital.

Washington.IIt was learned that
President and Mrs. Wilson have set.
tied down for q long summer siege II
the white hor5e, and that negotiations
,re on foot 20 consider ! summer cot
tage 1T some nearby rusort.
Lower coast gazette., 1914-07-25
His Loss,

I'm not eating very much Of late"
What's the matter, old man? Lost
your appetite?"
mo. my credit"
Lower coast gazette., 1914-07-25

A man between 20 and 80 loses on
an average Of only 5A days a year
from illness, but between so and 60
he loses about 20 days annually.
Lower coast gazette., 1914-07-25
rha Reason.

Wfllis-Then you think Romp left
considerable life insurance?
Gillis-Yes. The agent was the first
one to propose to the widow.-Judge.
Lower coast gazette., 1914-07-25
The Rub.

Does It aggravate you that | ask
you for Is LOUISE"
mo, that does not ~aggrayate ms; It
Is the giving Of It to you."-Pages
Folles Paris.
Lower coast gazette., 1914-07-25

YOUR OWN DRUGGIST WILL TELL YOU
~ Murine Eye Remedy. 70! Red, Week. Watory
Nyss and GRADUATED Eyellds: NO smaftang-
81 mali Free. Murine Eye Remedy Co., Chicago
Lower coast gazette., 1914-07-25
RuB.MY-TlSM

viii cure your rheumatism and al
kinds Of aches and pains-Neuralgia,
Cramps, Collie, sprains. Bruises, Cuts.
Old Sores. Burns. etc. AntIssp.io
Anodyns. Price 26c.-Adv.
Lower coast gazette., 1914-07-25
Except for politics, Satan would lose
his grip on some men.
AZ the Theater.

Her-My dear. that scene made me
fairly hold my breath.
She--I am glad you could hold It. !
was afraid 1t was too strong.
Lower coast gazette., 1914-07-25
Amhlauoua.

Mrs. Exe-How does your cook take
It when you 90 into the kitchen and
tell her how to do things?
Mrs. Wye-Or, she doesn't mind.
Lower coast gazette., 1914-07-25

!. Many Z woman loses a good friend
when abe acquires q poor husband.
Lower coast gazette., 1914-07-25
On tho WAITING Lie,

On the Waiting List.
n am much honored BY your pro
posal, count, but I am already On
gagged"
well, couldn't you b engaged t.
me next time7"-Uk.
Lower coast gazette., 1914-07-25

One trial convinces-Hanford's Bal
sam. ADV.
Lower coast gazette., 1914-07-25

There are spiders In Java which
mske webs 90 strong that II requires .
knife to sever them.
Lower coast gazette., 1914-07-25
Gautemala's 1918 coffee crop is es-
at 7~9,733,714 pounds.

Lots of women remind you Of soma
cigars. You can see the domestic
filler under the imported wrapper.
Lower coast gazette., 1914-07-25

For any sore-Hanford's Balsam.
Adv.
Lower coast gazette., 1914-07-25

When I man starts out to MAKE q
fool Of himself he generally WORKS
overtime On the lob.
Lower coast gazette., 1914-07-25

There Is more whisky now stored IN
Kentucky than there was IN tho whole
country q decade ago.
Lower coast gazette., 1914-07-25

For poison ivy use HanSordis Bal
sam. Adv.
Lower coast gazette., 1914-07-25

Not q Gymnasium Teacher.
Husband-Come along! Keeping me
here standing like a fool!
Wife-Do be reasonable, dear. Can
/ really help the way you stand?
Lower coast gazette., 1914-07-25
oaly ono "BRoMo QulN1NE"

10 ret the genuine, call for sull name. LAxA-
TIVE BRoNo QulNlNR. Look fof aignasurs os
3. w. GROVE, Cures Cold In one DN. eeops
cpush and headache. and works c9 Geld. ia
Lower coast gazette., 1914-07-25
Reform.

"China is in need Of many reforms
Eyes" answered the globe trotter;
what reform would you starr
WITH"
Spelling reform"
Lower coast gazette., 1914-07-25

Made sirce 1846-Hantord's Balsam
kAy. +
Lower coast gazette., 1914-07-25

For gals use Haniord's Balsam.
Adv.
Northern Wisconsin advertiser. [volume] (Wabeno, Wis.) 1898-1925, 1914-10-09
GIVE The FARM A. NAME

Give the farm a name and keep the
farm up to the name. A name gives
distinction; it is an expression of hon
est pride; it shows an interest in the
place. 1t means something more than
SO many acres of brown earth, barns
and dwelling. 1t means a place that
one feels is in the best sense the home
OF himself and family. Sentiment
gathers around it and crystalizes SO
that at last the owner does not SO
much ask in declining years, How
much can | get for my farm?" but,
who is going to succeed me on it? And
that means a deepening and strength
eng of home ties and those of locality,
both of which are greatly needed in
American rural life.
But for practical reasons as well as
sentime otal it is wise to bestow name
upon the farm. No self-respecting
man would give good name to his
farm and then keep it in a poor conoi-
ton. The sense of pride would prompt
any man to do his level best. That
would mean better cultivation; house
and barn painted; fences in good con-
dition; better stock and better crops,
and more attractive appearance with
in and without the dwelling There
is scarcely farm, however situated,
that'some appropriate name NAV not
be given it. Landscapes, II spring,
clump of trees, position, historic asso-
Citations, are among the many things
that may suggest the name. And al
ways remember this, that it is with
the farmer more than anyone else,
rests the solution of the problem of
arresting the drift city-wards. An at
tractive home; home that has dis
Effectiveness about it, goes long ways
| towards the solution.-Ex
Northern Wisconsin advertiser. [volume] (Wabeno, Wis.) 1898-1925, 1914-10-09
OWNERS OF FOREST COUNTY
FARMS

The United States Census Depart
ment at Washington has just issued a
bulletin dealing with the ownership of
Forest county homes. The important
facts contained in the bulletin relative
DO this county are as follows:
There are 1922 homes in Forest coun-
ty. OF this number 215 are farm homes.
SO of the farm homes are owned by
their occupants and are free of mort
gagged incumbranee. The mortgaged
farm homes number Ill. Renters oc-
cupy IL farm homes in this county.
Out of a total of 1922 homes in the
county 1107 are urban homes. There
are 504 urban home owners in the coun-
ty. Of this number 216 are mortgaged.
278 of the urban owned homes are free
of incumbrance. There are ST. rented
urban homes in the county. The cen-
sus enumerators were unable to secure
data pertaining to the ownership of a
small percentage of both the rural and
urban homes in this county.
Northern Wisconsin advertiser. [volume] (Wabeno, Wis.) 1898-1925, 1914-10-09
DOES GOOD SEED PAY?

Does it pay to give Use a bushel for
good seed? This ought 20 be a ques-
ton with many of us. We want to get
together on one kind of stock in For
est county and the Rural New Yorker
variety seems to be the best for our
conditions. Then, if we have burbanks,
and mixed stock, let US sell our stock
for table use and put the money into
good seed now. If we wait until spring
we will pay dollar bushel for the
same seed we can get for rs cents now.
If the seey we would save from our
preset common stock is worth so cents
then the extra cost forgood seed would
be So, or rs cents for IL bushel to plant
an acre. Then, if we get two cents
a bushel more for the better stock
next fall we will more than pay back
for the good seed. We can also ex-
pect better yield from the good seed,
and pure seed will sell for 10 cents
per bushel more if it is good.
Figure it out. Don't pass up
chance to get started right.
Northern Wisconsin advertiser. [volume] (Wabeno, Wis.) 1898-1925, 1914-10-09
A GREAT FINANCIER

The worlds greatest financier is the
Wisconsin farmers housewife. Her
daily investments exceed in shrewd-
ness the clever transactions of Wall
street. and no business eoncer or cor
poration, however ably Differed, has
ever been able to approach her in econ
omy. She is the nations ablest trader
and her transactions more nearly re-
fleet the progress and prosperity of the
country than the reports of our clear
ing houses.
All legislation, financial or otherwise
ought to be so plain that the housewife
can understand it. Our Legislators
state and national, shoot so far over
the head of the average citizen that
those who are unable to employ an at
torney and accept his statements in
blind faith, must forever remain in ig-
norance of our laws. Of course we
have so many laws that no human can
expect to read them and survive the
ordeal; but any person who feels an ir-
resistible impulse to legislate, should
try his proposed law on his neighbor.
and get it down where the common
people can understand it before at
tempting to put it ON the statute
books.
Northern Wisconsin advertiser. [volume] (Wabeno, Wis.) 1898-1925, 1914-10-09
WALKS IN AUTUMN TIME

This is the time of the year when
walking is the ideal recreation. Start
some afternoon about four o'clock and
walk in westerly direction. In half
an hour the sun will be casting long.
slanting rays. which bring out the au-
tumn colors in the foliage on the trees
and bushes. In that quiet light there
is restfulness which smooths out the
snarls of the day.
You do not envy the fellow who
shoots past you in the trim roadster,
for you feel that his speed makes him
miss a good many of the details that
you are enjoying; anyway, automo-
biles are artificial things and you are
out to enjoy nature. But you hold
your breath when a man on horseback
rockets along the road, his horse run
ming with free stride, the briddle
rein loose and the grip of the riders
knees his only restraint. Somshow a
good horse fits into any landscape
The cracking of the dry leaves un-
Northern Wisconsin advertiser. [volume] (Wabeno, Wis.) 1898-1925, 1914-10-09
A DlSOREDITED SYSTEM

Evening Wisconsin: The following
is absolutely true, but that isn't what
is remarkable about it. The thing
that is remarkable is that 1t appeared
in the Oshkosh Northwestern:
Friends of the primary election are
beginning to realize that the primary
is still in the experimental stage and
they are wondering if some kind of
preliminary convention would not ia
cilitate the operation of the law. The
main point is 30 get the fullest and
freest expression of the peoples wish
es, and it begins to look as if something
was lacking to make the law work
properly"
So much is lacking that some of these
days the whole blamed thing may be
pitched out, giving the people chance
orce more to make nominations in
their own way and construct platforms
and preserve party organization In
cidentally ii will save a great deal Of
money, for the primary election sys-
tenn much more than doubles the cost
OF elections.
Northern Wisconsin advertiser. [volume] (Wabeno, Wis.) 1898-1925, 1914-10-09
AGRICULTURAL COLUMN.
BIZ JOHN SWEETHEART.
PORK FOR PROFIT

Pork production is the subject of a
new bulletin of the experiment station.
Hogs are profitable on the average
farm because they consume feed which
otherwise might be wasted.
This bulletin points out that hogs
can be raised cheaply on forage crops,
clover, rape and the like which are
especially strong crops for the north
country In addition hogs reproduce
abundantly and mature rapidly, while
the cost of feeds permits exceedingly
good profits OF course the advant-
ages of good stock is as important in
swine as in any other kind of live stock.
The bulletin discusses from practi-
cal standpoint, the various practices in
swine raising, Including selection and
care of breeding stock, feeding, hous-
ing diseases and general management.
The pamphlet should be read by every
hog raiser. II you do not receive the
bulletins of the station regularly, write
to H l.. Russell, Madison, Wis, and
ask hsm to have your name placed on
the regular mailing list, or speak to
your agricultural representive.
Northern Wisconsin advertiser. [volume] (Wabeno, Wis.) 1898-1925, 1914-10-09

Good COWS are the keystone of the
successful dairy arch. Many men are
twice day milking COWS that are not
paying for what they eat, when it has
been proved that under ordinary cir
cumstances the dead line between
profit and loss is drawn at 1000
pounds of milk and 100 pounds of fat
annually. Cows producing less than
this are kept at a loss.
A COW that produces a large amount
of milk may require considerably
more feed than a COW of low produc-
ton, but the increase in the cost of
feed, labor and other expenses for a
year is nowhere in proportion to the
increase in the value Of her product.
By means of the Babcock tester,
used on the farm or at the creamery,
the dairyman is able to save his good
cows and dispose Of the Improbable
"boarders. A prominent dairyman
Northern Wisconsin advertiser. [volume] (Wabeno, Wis.) 1898-1925, 1914-10-09
CRIME MUST BE RNLYTREATED

James J. Hill, some years ago, when
he was asked among other prominent
men of the country, what the one
greatest need of this nation was,
promptly replied enforcement of
law" 1t was true when Mr.. Hill said
1t and it is just as true today. The
criminal offenses in city and town con-
tinue to grow with amazing rapidity
and We are appaleda at the figures when
ever we actually allow ourselves to
face them. But when we consider how
lightly those crimes are dealt with 1t
is little wonder that the results are
what they are. Within the past few
weeks two trusted employees of the
Colonial Trust company of Pittsburgh
were arrested for embezzling eighty
thousand dollars They pied guilty
and were sentenced. One of them must
pay fine OF S150U and serve two and
a half years in the workhouse. The
other was given and indeterminate jail
sentence of few years. Such punish
ment as this is simply travestry on
justice. AS long as such induoement 70
are handed out to the men who are
naturally inclined to look for "easy
money and a chance to get it just so
ong will our criminal statistics con-
tinue to increase. More than anything
else this country wants to gain in the
&C administration of its laws some COM
prehension that crime of all kinds
must be sternly treated and that the
man who breaks the laws must suffer
a stern and just penalty for his mis-
deeds. If we could dispose of lot of
this fabby sentimentality about the
poor criminal and substitute for it a
sense of justice about the rights Of
society at large and put premium on
the men who obey the laws rather
than on those who disobey them, there
would be a decided change for the bet
ter and the underworld of theft and
baseness and murder would materially
shrink in its dimensions. - Marinette
Eagle Star.
Northern Wisconsin advertiser. [volume] (Wabeno, Wis.) 1898-1925, 1914-10-09
SPUD MEN PLAN FALL MEETINGS

Wisconsin is fast acquiring en- envi
able reputation for the production of
potatoes which are desirable and de-
pendable either as seed or table stock.
As the third annual conference of
the Wisconsin Potato Growers associa-
tion TO be held in Grand Rapids, Nov.
IS 20, further steps will be taken to
protect and psrpetuate she fair name
of the Badger 'spud."
The Standardization of our potato
crop will be made the keynote of this
meeting, and those responsible for the
gathering are anxious that, as result
of this conference, the farmers of still
more counties will decide to grow only
standard market varieties and special
ize one or two of the sorts best adapted
to their respective counties.
With the carrying on this summer of
field inspection and certifcation by
means of which about 100 fields have
been gone over by a specialist, good
start has been made toward still devel-
oping WiscoDsins reputation in the
production of sound, healthy seed and
table stock. Many of the fields inspec-
ted have been planted to Rural New
Yorker or Green Mountain varieties
with a few scattering paintings of
Early Ohio, Earlp Rose, Triumph and
Irish Coblers.
Northern Wisconsin advertiser. [volume] (Wabeno, Wis.) 1898-1925, 1914-10-09
ABILITY, NOT QUANTITY, PAYS IN
FARMING

No farmer gets rich by the quantity
of production. 1t is the price he gets
for his products and economy and bust
ness judgement displayed in manage
ment that makes the farmer. wealthy.
We cannot pass a law that will in
crease the price of products or reduce
the cost of blowing the land and mark
citing the crop. We must depend upon
factories and transportation facilities
for marketing our products, and upon
improved mechanical appliances and
the business ability of the farmer to
reduce the cost of production, and to
more inteiligently market his products
Northern Wisconsin advertiser. [volume] (Wabeno, Wis.) 1898-1925, 1914-10-09

has said, There is no place on the
farm for concealed losses equal to the
COW stable" The only way to stop
the leaks in the dairy business is to
weigh the feed of each COW and weigh
and test the milk she produces.
Contrasting associations and COM
muntty breeding clubs are being estab-
lished one after another in rapid sue
cession throughout the Badger state
Among the men most influential in
urging the formation of such organi-
cations for the improvement of dairy
ing in the state are George G. Hum
phrey, animal husbandman, College Of
Agriculture, University of Wisconsin;
Theodore Sexauer, Menomonie; J. R..
Wheeler, chairman of the agricultural
committee, Wisconsin Bankers asso,
citation, and A. j. Glover, secretary
of the Wisconsin Dairymen's associa-
ton.
Northern Wisconsin advertiser. [volume] (Wabeno, Wis.) 1898-1925, 1914-10-09
COURT TO DECIDE WHO MAY
CONTROL LAKE FISH

o. L. Buck of Chicago, millionaire
and chewing gum magnate, will APP
pear in circuit court at Marinette to
defend the action of two of his EN-.
ployees who placed screens in the OUT
let of Mountain lake. Mountain lake
and all the land surrounding it was
purchased by the Chicago man some
time ago.
The Chicago millionaire claims the
screens were placed there for the pur-
pose of keeping the large fsh away
from the trout spawn. The game,
warden declares the screens were put
there to keep the trout from going out
of the lake. A jury in justice court con-
vieted the employees of Mr.. Buck, bur
the case has been appealed.
Northern Wisconsin advertiser. [volume] (Wabeno, Wis.) 1898-1925, 1914-10-09
MY AUTO IT'S OF THEE

Ny auto tbs of thee,
Short cut to poverty
Of the chant
1 blew pile of dough
For thee two years ago,
And now you refuse to go,
Or won't or can't.
Through town or countryside,
You were my joy and pride;
All, happy day.
love thy gaudy hue,
Thy nice white tires SO new,
But now you're down and out for tru,
In every way.
To thee, old rattlebox,
Calue many bumps and knocks;
For thee grisvs.
Badly thy top is torn,
Prayed are thy seats and worn.
The whoopiug cough effects thy horn
do believe.
Thy perfume swells the breeze,
While folks choke and wheeze
AS we pass by.
1 paid for the price
'Twould by a mansion twice,
Now everybody's yelling Ice
L wonder why?
Thy motor has the grippe,
Thy spark plug has the pip;
And woe is thine.
too, have suffered chills,
Ague and kindred ills,
Endeavoring to pay my bills
Since thou were mine.
Gone is my bank roll now,
No more, 'twould choke the COW,
AS once before.
Yet, if l had the yen,
So help me John-amen,
I'd buy myself car again,
And spend some more.
Milwaukee Sentinel.
Northern Wisconsin advertiser. [volume] (Wabeno, Wis.) 1898-1925, 1914-10-09

der foot: the crisp air with the hint of
the cooldays to come; the quiet sunlight
streaming over landscape just finish
ing it's years work and about to re-
pose that it may again be bright for
mankind, are among the joys which
may be had by walking few hours in
the autumn time Milwaukee Journal
Northern Wisconsin advertiser. [volume] (Wabeno, Wis.) 1898-1925, 1914-10-09
GARD OF THANKS.

We, the undersigned desire TO thank
the people of Wabeno and the sur
rounding country, for their many acts
OF kindness, their kind words of SYM
pathg, and their beautiful floral of
ferings at the funeral of our daughter
and sister Lillian Russell
Mr.. AND Mrs. A. G. RUSSELL
AND FAMILY.
Northern Wisconsin advertiser. [volume] (Wabeno, Wis.) 1898-1925, 1914-10-09

difference between farming and agrt
culture?"
We'll. my son; for farming you
need a pillow and harrow and other
implements, and for agriculture all
you need ID 8 pencil and piece of
paper"