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The evening herald. [volume] (Albuquerque, New Mexico) 1914-1922, 1914-06-08

wv tTH s-nmmcudablo enterprise
M and au oucIsy that b.
nothing fhuu Do ustrnlsh-
ing. our ucishbor the au,t,nt ,ity Of
santa Fc. has adopted tho slogan
"Go Get %" In Connection with ccr-
tain conventions and other thugs
which Albuquerque wants This. 81
course is Santa Fos pmnd American
privilege and ono wh,pn 10 b. pro.
ueeding to exercise with ,igor aud
dispatch There iH boz the first place.
the Republican state convention.
soon to Doe called. Albuquerque msdc
the first bid Tor this convention. but
santa Pes chamber OF Commerce
has gntherc' is fuH strength 30 u
vol directed effort To- take BE- away
from us. Albuquerque wants that
convention and wants st ycry much,
hot unless our friends OF the com
mercinl club. local Republicans and
others directly Interested grow cx-
cecdiueiy busy aIl at once We are not
g"ing To- get a. The plum will 80
Go Santa Fc.
We had % good roads convention
oofrallcd for This city for the COM
ing month % was t good conyen-
ton one which would have brought
several hundred people G, A%lhuquor-
que. together with q huge volume Of
nrst-cinss advertising We went TO
sleep Not d hand was extended 10
held the good roads club; 80 far as
We know thc Commercial club did
not even extend an Invitation Itc-
sult With the assistaur, cot col
Ralph = Twitchcll SAINT 10 gets
that convention and b p]rocecdlng To-
mako j. world1 lesttr % 81
There VIII be a convention OF the
state Retail Merchants association In
Ration ncNt month IL D. another
valuable convention Have We made
any effort 60 get 10 for 1915 ~ $50
the effort haas been kept very pIirt.
AHi FNANh h' DIT NhN'A Nl|. .''|N|''
ton Boo au effort which has bells con- &c.
There ,ro other things A%lbupucr-
% wants and needs which our
neishbor Ls after aud very ukcl, to
get important things
w wish our uvighhot Well These
few romurks arc evidence OF due ape
probation Of 20 new spirli ln the CAPE
itnl ,ity Of fh, state o. spirit which
aeromursh,s tnings aud or which its
people arc fo be congratulated.
Tbcs, few romarhs ol-, are i'm
tended Co emphasize the fact that
desirable tbuss generally do not
,pme voluntarily. u i- necessary tn
go out and get them u is about
tim, We 6id o. uuu, y@isorous ego
setting 70 .- truc chat by foldius
out community hands We can have "a
nice quiet summer. while our neigh
hufs do th, work and sweat o. little
and get the money -" we want IL
60 work out that way Dc be- strictly
up 90 us.
The evening herald. [volume] (Albuquerque, New Mexico) 1914-1922, 1914-06-08
SIMPLE SUMMER
Furnishings

The house furnishings in summer
should be- as simple ~ possible
this not only fCF the sake Of appear
anco but that the labor ~ caring for
them may be iightened.
summer Is the time Of outdoor hfe,
and Just as much Of the outdoors
should be brought Into the house as
can be. Members 81 q family whose
house has a porch viii spend many
summer hours ON Il, and suitable
porch furnishings will add much 40
their comfort But the living rooms
also may be given a summary air. an
atmosphere o. airiness. In fact a
few fhaoges and touches viii result
IN Nivlnt a seasonanle HlIncHrhere 70
The evening herald. [volume] (Albuquerque, New Mexico) 1914-1922, 1914-06-08

a. cluttcrcd up room. undesirable as
tho latter Be- for a ciutturcd up porch
udtcrtiscs tho house unplcasantly,
Va hilc H Be- not open io more or
less public inspection.
There Is plenty OF artistic porch
furniture available az moderate prices
aud with q little care hitting seller
tiuna may bc made. Anything in the
nature of brlc-e-brac on the porch
table is Objectionable. ~ the table
is provided with a cover, q Is Il wise
.prrcautio1 Ca have BE cover weight
ed This may bc done by making a
double hem nround the edge and mi
iug this hem with shot. or heavy
weights such 40 Wllors use Tor
Weighing coats and wraps. may ho
attached to each corner or the cover.
ON the under side ana part way be
tween the corners ~ wen.
Excellent vases Tor porch use are
those of the artistic green pottery.
Get vases that stand securely. any
vase thai ono IS in doubt about should
h0,c sand ur shot put In q to weight
%.
The evening herald. [volume] (Albuquerque, New Mexico) 1914-1922, 1914-06-08


~ there is spucc TO store such ar
ticlcs 81 furniture as are not need
eel Tor the summer, u room VIII have
u much more airy effect with the
elimination for the Time being of "a
chair or ga. or perhaps ~ table. Per
haps tho furniture put on the porch
viii provide an the change necessary
in this respect At any rate. heavy
hansings should be taken down and
packed away. lighter hanRinRs. APP
propriato Go the season. taking their
place if necessary. DO not 5c anX-
i"us about the sunlight IN summer.
or az amy time. for That matter. 49,
an e. free the rooms in SUMMED
of small articles that are not essen
tial for use cor ornament. There al
most aiwu>r b. Eu accumulation Of
such Boz the winter season.
In thc matter 81 porch FURNISHINGS.
siys the Newark News u word OF
warning should be spoken. There
should not be- tnu many of them. aud
ON me- account should they Doe of the
fusSy variety. some people ovcr
furnish their porchcs just as they do
thcit houses. simplicity should be-
tho keynote here as clscw here. a
ciuttcrcd up porch is even worse than
The evening herald. [volume] (Albuquerque, New Mexico) 1914-1922, 1914-06-08

10 is expected that the special COM.
misslun appointed Co investigate th,
question ct paying pensions Co wild
owe in Sew York viii make q favor
able report ana the passage of "a las.
Boz accordance with the report Wil
have % very strong bs,king This
may hr the entering wedge for q gen
cial "ld-agr pension scheme. al
though It- advocates deny this They
claim the hearing or children ls 30
service of surr,m, Importance 10 the
state and yot 300 unl, extreme eases
De- it proposed Co grant the pensions.
Tho friends of the measure regard IL
PAS u matter of right and decen,, and
not % charity
The evening herald. [volume] (Albuquerque, New Mexico) 1914-1922, 1914-06-08

Canada has passed Il low against
uppins n makes the gi,er of tips
90 guilty as the receiver aud h also
provides for the punishment of tho
employer Of 1 receiver of ups. D. b.
easier ia make laws Than 60 enforce
thcm. but Canada has 70 better rcpu-
ution han this country has for maxi
inF ls laws do the work expected 81
Them Let us wait aud see what be-
eumea Of this one
The evening herald. [volume] (Albuquerque, New Mexico) 1914-1922, 1914-06-08
COLOC
hy tile
- sctund Riddle. -

Tul'R ltti" |Euuhu1ts
StlIle Co. and 'Ju
May start 20 Badger HEht
Around Tampicu.
-
"FutU DEAD MEN voted T,m
WHry Halls ticket" ~-tlradlu,. These
ere the known dead.
o
President paiucste
De- up iu the air
nobody wants The position.
~ he wants "a premier
Whu.s always right There
Tie shuuld tender Z a. the mission
O.
BANNER GREENFIELD says mis-
canadian spocnlations would have
tuiuCd ont 1l right but tor Unfor
seen circumstances. Brcnfcil isn't tbs
nrst banker 20 f,n before the lid
e. e..
o
"ABHANZA DENIES thtt he's tfy
ing to sidctrtck villa. Probably true
villa has the whole ~sNitchmtu union
behind him.
ANYWAY Huorta can safely r,i-
oontratc his whole naval force ou the
TIWpiDo blockade All his other putts
are attended To-.
HARRY PIKE who Was caught
bucking buckingham palace is plainly
no piker.
~ a. NJ uHHasr.r.a 49,.
crs are w convention in cleveland this
week Which ought 10 about com
plctc Cicycland's education.
o
4 CONSULAR agent ~ ,orts there
Is but one automobile IN Damascus
ne doesn't say whether or not the
owners hous Is m%ortgagcd.
o
on FIELDS are BEING detclupcd bon
German New Guinea. Bat mo- Guinea
AIl over get a cent uut OF 'cm
3
COLORADO newspapers hasten so
assurc The Engiish authorities that M
rcqulsi'ions will be issued for Mother
Jones.
y ~ " lHIsNN lNNNN NNAANH.fN ANNN
she might have taken Ben Lindsey Wi,h
hcr and no newspaper would start t
scandal
DOCTORS Say 10 isn't sale lot BiUl
Rockefeller to testify before Joe Folk s
inquiry Aucr Mcllen the boys ali
agree with the doctors.
.
a MAGAZINE writer says the car
sees lttlc Of his subjects The su'-
iocts SEQ lass of tho Car and neither
worries about IT,.
q
british Last Africa needs more
roads Heading. So does Anne
can East Hcrndllilo county.
d
4 NEW JERSEY bishop says Ia"
uid stock g. losing it, former vig1t
Depends ON what kind of stock ho
refers ta The Jersey mosquito sto,,
's active "s ever
MAYBE his trace retcrs 60 water.
ed stock.
.
NEY Works. newest dclicacy les or
,hid salad 90 So per plate. The vogue
Tor ham Sandwiches. however b. not
wHutIs
@
THE KAISER is aftaid 10 rid, 100
an elevator. We iccl The sam, v1H.
Btll There's that ACKNOWLEDGEMENTS
feeling iu the geographical center %
the umbciliCus.
Ell IMPRACTICAL needn't WutiN
ahou, T. n s feelings. He's used -
being called an undesirable citizen.
The evening herald. [volume] (Albuquerque, New Mexico) 1914-1922, 1914-06-08

and are not used for the formal din
ncr. Where M wishes to emphasize
a colo rsthoWe they may be- very
tastciully used. and the up~-tp-date
bride viii du well q include in her
home furnishing a tahlc-cloth and
lunch napkins m her favorite color.
The delicate pinaH and yciloWH are.
perhaps, the best suited 10 decorative
possibilities, though the pale green
also lends itself to artistic treatment
in connection With table trimmings.
Extremely pretty are The new tuaio-
cloths which come with a narrow
lowered border This conveys the
idea Of "a garland 81 blossoms draped
around the edge OF the cloth. Dainty
little napkins 90 match accompany
them and Tor one who likes noN elites
they are very attractive.
The evening herald. [volume] (Albuquerque, New Mexico) 1914-1922, 1914-06-08

well. waldo said the professor
Of geometry, 'can you prove any 81
todays problems
NO. sir. I'm afraid 1 can't sai1
Waldo hopefully. hut can Gender
seresaLef-iho hishb ngohahIai'
The evening herald. [volume] (Albuquerque, New Mexico) 1914-1922, 1914-06-08

Phone D. Red Barn. 81 w. copper.
Tor nrst-class hacks and carriages.
W. l.. Trimble 4 Co.
Amarillo daily news. [volume] (Amarillo, Tex.) 19??-current, 1914-07-26

ed. Hraino was as certain of this
fact as hc was of Dis own breathing.
lle nov knew hoW TO account Tor
the ilickering light In the upper
story OF Che warehouse Nis gu-
cient enemy had been watching hIm
oli The time More than lhis. lIsr-
Lr,1Ne aud the medd lu- ronorar
we're IN collision ln the flare Of
li.hts 40 thc ,gd OF Ibc sua.plaV rr
hdu caught the profile of ono report
81" Here was dangerous Wau.
who must Dee watched with The 4'-
most care.
tie. BraIne 900 been ,urad to
conn u am overt ac, and by thc ra.-
lest coca urt h.o escaped with
nothing more serious than q cold
chill and calling 90 appointment
be crawled along the t0n OF the
pier. listening. seudiue hts dark-ac-
cuuomcd glance hitn'l and thither
The sky foo the east .l- growing
aipf and palpr iu 'ud ont anuuf
the bales of wool. bass ol coffee auo
lemon crates Dee SLOWLY and c1U
Amarillo daily news. [volume] (Amarillo, Tex.) 19??-current, 1914-07-26

paper does not say
"fcu thou nd bags of coffee
Bniuo laid back iu his chair aud
laughed
200 sou want mN opinion said
Norton . believe the gunner we're
out to shoot up another gang. and
the police got wind OF it'
'pou.' you thnk 10 about time
the police called q han u this gun
man matter""
co. so long as they pot each 9th.
cr the police loot The other way.
m .Ef. I.nr rnl lnI p1~.HEo up
thc river Besides. whenever they
are robbed some bog politician man
ages 20 open the door for them.
Great b. The American voter"
Take Mr. Nortons order. Lui.
i.' said rtJino
"a German pancake. buttercd
toast and coffee. ordered the re-
porter
Man eat something"
ITS enough fur me-
|ut 5000 tu 1000 .. rest off Che
Amarillo daily news. [volume] (Amarillo, Tex.) 19??-current, 1914-07-26
The Million Dollar Mystery

was there laat night Rut somehow
he anticipated the raid aud had Oh,
police Ga waiting The question Is.
has hc fooled u.s. DID be- take thr
million or did nee hide TO- There is
one thing lett. 10 get The gir No
matter where llargrcarc o. hidden.
the knowledge that She ls iu ms
hands will bring him into The opeu
mo more blind ALLEYS"
What ON your m.ud7"
"Shc has never seen her father.
She confessed 10 me that She had
not oven seen a photograph of him.
There was a long pause.
DO you understand mcF She
asked
"uy the Lord Haru du You
have head ON you worth two OF
mine The very simplicity ol the
idea will win out for us Some one
10 pose as her father dire uIsfor-
tune II She whispers word t1 any
one. that her father u'c hangs
uDon the secrecy; she must confide
In no one. least of 900 Jones. the
Amarillo daily news. [volume] (Amarillo, Tex.) 19??-current, 1914-07-26

od and adventurous.
Hc tiptood back TO the lilacs. when
a noise sent him close To- the ground
Nalf dozen icci away ho saw a
shadow creeping along toward the
front door Presently the shadow
'toop zap as Do listening lie stopped
again and ran lightly to the steps
mp these to the door. which he hug
SOD
Who Va. this' wondered Brainc
Patiently De- waited. arranging his
posture so that ho could keep a look
ou no thp door by and by the
door opened cautiously. 4 man,
l"'uiHs 20 candle. appeared Brane
vaguely recognized Olgas descrlp-
ton of the butler The man on the
Noidhdo suddenly blew out the light
Braine could hear the low muir
uur ul voices, bur nothing more
lho CONVEX alton lasted scarcclt q
wuuio The door closed and the
man rIu down the steps, across the
lawn. with Braine close at his heels.
Just moment Mr. Har-
Amarillo daily news. [volume] (Amarillo, Tex.) 19??-current, 1914-07-26

hc aid llc could uo more resist
the desire Go see and talk 10 her
than be- could r. breathing
There was mo- use denying n. the
world had suddenly turned 900 q new
angle. presenting q neU face a ros-
cate vision II rather subducd his
easy banter.
What news She asked.
None rather dcspondoutly
I'm sorry had hoped by this
time go get somewhere Bui DO ap-
pears that can't gen amy further
than tr.a house
She did not ASK him what he
m, ant hy Chat
Shall . plaF something for you?"
she said
Please"
tie drew q chair beside the piano
and watched beer dugers white as
the ivory keys luticr up and down
the board She played Chopin for
him MUHdol h.ohu. GriDr. and cha
miuade. and She played them in "a
surprisingly scholar fashion lie
Amarillo daily news. [volume] (Amarillo, Tex.) 19??-current, 1914-07-26

oaF pn tobacco know .om'i0in-
'' You cups. '"" ''' no" you
manage no 90 d.
Food is tnc least of ON trolb."s
HF tho way. may ] ask YOU q few
question Nothing For print up.
De- you've got ucU book coming '
Fire away
.Wbat do Sou know about the
Princes. p,reonH"
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Amarillo daily news. [volume] (Amarillo, Tex.) 19??-current, 1914-07-26
CONDITIONS GOVERNING
THE CONTEST

-" W. Aa7NN
The prize OF $4,000 viii be
won by the man. woman or
child who writes the most a,-
ceptable solution of the mys-
tory from which the last two
reels OF motion picture drama
VIII be made and the last two
chapters OF the story written
by Harold MacGrath
solutions may be- sent 10
The Ihanhouser Film cornorl-
nou either 90 Chicago or New
lor' any time up 10 mldaieht
Dec ( They must bear post
office mark not later than
that date, This allows four
weeks after the first appear
anco of the last film release,
and three weeks after tine last
chapter IS published ln This
paper in which Co submit .u.
tIuus
s board of three Judges viii
determine which of thr many
solutions received is me most
acceptable The Judgment of
thI board viii bo absolute
and final Nothing of q liter
AIRY nature Will Dee con idcrcd
tU ff.. I.. .....
Amarillo daily news. [volume] (Amarillo, Tex.) 19??-current, 1914-07-26
$4,000 FOR
100 WORDS

The million Dollar Mys-
terry story viii run Tor TWEEN
iy-two consecutive weeks In
thi, paper by an arrange
ment with the Thanhouser
Film company IL has been
made possible not only 20 read
also 90 see 10 each week ia the
the story ln this paper. but
Mission Theatre. For the 500
luiion OF this mystery story
$4,000 viii be given.
Albuquerque morning journal. [volume] (Albuquerque, N.M.) 1903-1926, 1914-11-15
New Mexico

quickly dispelled 0y a visit To the OF
flee OF any OF the representative real
estate firms Of albuquerque. The
real estate man knows better thnn
anybody else how things are going. It
is to him that the homeseehcr and
investor come II Is he who knows
Just exactly what the people want.
A splendid system Of cooperation
between the expert of the advertising
committee and the real estate firms
OF the city quickly resulted in plan
whereby al the needs, present aud
prospective, of those who are To make
their homes IN Albuquerque are being
supplied. Modern apartment houses,
equal 10 any to be seen in New York.
Chicago or San Francisco, sprang up
almost overnight Cottages "a suit
the necessities Of small families be-
gan to multiply.
And the best thing about II Is that
these apartment houses and cottages
are being rented before they are COM
pleted The spirit Of the thing Is
contagious, and more and better edl-
ficcs are going up all the time in or
der to supply the demand that exper-
fence has taught IL sure TO be felt.
1t all came about through the en-
terprise of a few men who knew for
themselves what Albuquerque was
and determined that the rest of the
world should share their knowledge.
They got busy and they made others
get busy They spent their own good
money and they induced others 10
spend money, the returns from which
are coming In every day In increased
Albuquerque morning journal. [volume] (Albuquerque, N.M.) 1903-1926, 1914-11-15

Corner Sixth Street and New York Avenue Albuquerque M

that had been placed iudiciously In
the eastern publications. soon Il be-
came question of not how many
newcomers we could get to Albuquer-
que but how many we could take
care of.
Enter the Realty Man.
At this point the real estate man
took his cue and came on the stage.
where he now has the spotlight all 20
himself
People didn't wait for any further
information about Albuquerque
they just packed up their buds and
came along, When they got here
they looked around, saw what the
town was and decided that they would
stay The demand for homes in
creased by leaps and bounds. The
folks who came didn't mean to hang
out overnight in hotel; what they
wanted was place where they could
hang their hats and feel like they
were az home.
Thus IL was that the quickest and
most remarkable jump in real estate
values. and the most spontaneous spur
to activity in the real estate market
ever known in Albuquerque took
place. And il was not sudden
squirt, either. IL was general
quickening Of all the impulses Of bus
mess; a steady increase in the volume
Of the tide Of business that is grow
ing stronger every day.
All Doubts DispeIIed.
All doubts which may have been
entertained b., the timid In regard to
the wisdom of the advertising cam
paign for the benefit of the city We're
Albuquerque morning journal. [volume] (Albuquerque, N.M.) 1903-1926, 1914-11-15
Albuquerque,

expert publicity man to take charge
Of the actual management of the en-
terprise. In a methodlcal way all
hands went about the work that was
In contemplation with an eye single
TO the general good Of the community.
In working for the general good OF
the community II was speedily reallz-
ed that still greater good could be
done by limiting the scope OF the adj
vertlsing campaign in such a way as
TO make an appeal only to those who.
after coming TO Albuquerque. would
be self-sustainlng and could be made
happy and comfortable There We're
70 be no lying OBSERVATION-DISCLOSURES
querque did not want new citizens bad
enough TO defraud them into coming
here.
Experts Are Employed.
Mr.. Wiley, himself an expert. took
expert advice in the placing OF the adj
vertising which he was employed to
handle. The best advertising men in
the country worked out Albuquerque
problem. Every line of publicity that
was secured was with a definite pur-
pose in yiew--wlth the idea of reach
ing and appealing TO a well-dcfined
class of readers. There was nothing
haphazard Everything was done
with the idea that the law of cause
and effect would operate in the nor
NAL. usual manner.
OF course, under such management,
the committee was not long In getting
results. Mr.. Wiley soon became a very
busy man. what with the flood of in
quiries that began to pour in upon
him in response to advertisements
Albuquerque morning journal. [volume] (Albuquerque, N.M.) 1903-1926, 1914-11-15

better, they had the power and the
rare gift to impart to others the con-
fidence and the buoyant spirit which
animated them. After the manner Of
the typical Albuquerqiean. they got
busy on the idea OF letting the rest
of the world know what we've got
here in the good old town.
The result OF the deliberations Of
these citizens was the organization of
a campaign Of publicity. the purpose
OF which was and is TO let the be-
nighted easterner know Just what
climate, what a town and what a peo-
pie we have here. People were TO be
induced TO come and stay with U.s.
to be home foks--to grow up with
us and help us grow
Response Is Ready.
There was a ready response to the
appeal that these men made to their
fellow citizens. Business men saw
that the success of the enterprise
meant more business for them
meant a bigger and better town
meant that those whose business was
then slack would become prosperous
while those who were already pros
pering would prosper more. With the
characteristic bigness and foresight Of
the typical westerner they came
across and raised substantial fund
for the purpose OF advertising Albu-
querque.
This fund was placed in the hands
of the Commercial club of the city
which in turn appointed a special
committee to handle the campaign. In
the person of II. w. Wiley the COM
mittee was so fortunate as to find an
Albuquerque morning journal. [volume] (Albuquerque, N.M.) 1903-1926, 1914-11-15
REALTY MARKET
SHOWS BENEFITS
OF ADVERTISING
Campaign Instituted by Com
merciaI Club Produces Tam
gibIe Results in Demand for.
Homes in Albuquerque.

Some months ago few Of the en-
tcrprislng citizens Of Albuquerque gos
together and decided that II was
about Time TO start something. They
knew for themselves that their town
had no superior in the United States,
If indeed it had an equal. and they de-
termined that they would share their
information with others and see what
would happen.
They had confidence In Albuquer-
que. did these citizens; and what Is
Albuquerque morning journal. [volume] (Albuquerque, N.M.) 1903-1926, 1914-11-15
ST. VINCENT IS
GLORY AND PRIDE
Or ALBUQUERQUE
Highest Ideals of Womanhood
Are Instil|ed at Institution
Where Character Is Held
Above All.

An institution whore young women
are taught the highest ideals OF wom-
anhood--where character and nobility
form the foundation upon which Is
built structure OF elegance, grace
and refinement-~where girls are
taught TO look out upon life IN As
true perspectlve--such an institution
Is 81. Vincent Academy, the pride and
glory Of the educational system OF Al
Duquefque.
st, Vincent is n finishing school for
~~~~~~~-~~~~~-~>~~~-~~~~
Continued ON Paee se,en.l
Albuquerque morning journal. [volume] (Albuquerque, N.M.) 1903-1926, 1914-11-15

prosperity to the city.
II you doubt that the scheme n a
good one. ask any real estate man IN
Albuquerque.
Albuquerque morning journal. [volume] (Albuquerque, N.M.) 1903-1926, 1914-11-15
OUR PRIMER or CELEBRITIES.

See the War Lordg
Yes, you have guessed Il truly. lie
Is King by divine right. This must
be Ho, because he snys Il himself. Ana
he knows.
What does the War Lord do2
OH many thing. For one thing he
talks peace between wars while he is
getting ready to fight.
Dear dear Does he love 20 fight7
Well, yes, In way But he doesn't
Ike 10 fight unless Il N for honor. or
principle, or something like that.
Then he loves to fight and kin as
many as he can. And when Il IL ali
over and his honor has been vindl-
Gated, all the widows and orphans are
80 glad.
Isn't that strange? Tell me: are
there many War Lords left?
Not many And there won't be
any after a while
You don't say. When will that
time be?
Pretty soon-pretty soon--unless all
signs fall.
Albuquerque morning journal. [volume] (Albuquerque, N.M.) 1903-1926, 1914-11-15

Don't think your life Is all complete
and shun the wedding ring.
You may be overlooking the most Inn
portant thing
Have a little fairy in your homer"