The mirror. (Stillwater, Minn.) 1894-1925, 1914-03-12
FLYERS FROM SHOP D
By SliOers

champions, that is system No. L.
Here is luck William, and may the Broac
see it as you do.
We notice that Officer Sederberg has LOST
his shaving ticket again.
When it comes to class, ALT. A., is there
as sweet voiced "hello girl"
Is it delusion Sherlock or has our friend
| Tom. P. got his "Glory'' ticket?
Chaplain Mccoy escorted friend through
our bee hive last Tuesday afternoon.
Everyone is back in their regular posi-
tions in this shop and therefore happy.
No savee Toy Sing hieroglyphico Bill, SO
you will have to find another interpreter.
Doctor Newman piloted party of per-
sonal friends about the institution last We'd
nesday.
Golden Locks says, ''Not yet but
soon." Take it from me "Goldie'' we
will all miss you when you are gone.
From the looks of the smile on St. Crox' $
face as he left the presence of the Broad of
Control, we believe he is about due to crow
God speed old man.
Phil r., sprung this one last holiday.
A party here claims he can sing Bass, Bari
tone, Soprano, Alto and "Lades Tenor
get me ''Ladies Tenor
There is movement on foot to organ
ize either vaudeville or minstrel show for
the next holiday if the consent of the au-
thorities can be obtained.
a. e., IL:
awfully bad last Sunday; not line from
him in the Mirror this week. Wake up
old bare top and tell us why.
If you want to get any of the baller hand S
goat just ask them how they like the impro-
we'd (?) crooked fingers, but you want to be
moving when you start asking.
Foreman Jno. Strebel slipped one over on
the baller hands Saturday by putting each
mans tag in the center of his table so they
can't gander at any but their own.
"Duke'' will have to be satisfied with
fourth place as the standing of the system
for February was. No. first, No. ) Sc
cond, No. third and No. fourth.
Is there not someone among us who can
sing bass? The bass singer of the white
choir met with an accident and we are bit
handicapped. Don't all speak at once
please.
R. c. otherwise the s'Million Dollar Kid
takes DIS place as chauffeur on the bobbin
truck, the right man for the job and we are
of the opinion that there will be much less
kicking about the punching of the tags now.
Now that we have demonstrated our su-
premacy as Irvine makers by taking top
honors two months in succession, we are
quite willing to let someone else win once
in while, but just remember we won't
lay down and let you win without strug-
gle, for you sure will know that you have
oeen working.
The Handsome Mems Society is pro-
crossing rapidly. Three new members
were admitted to membership and initiated
at its last meeting, the usual fee was not
collected on account of their beauty, but
we are informed that hereafter all applica-
of "Hugo's Best" and directed to Sully
who holds the exalted Office of "Chiet
Chewer.' The members are Little Willie,
Peter and cole the scaler.
We wish someone would put US s'hep''
to where they get that brand of chop that
leaves them with vision of swell con-
cession at the Frisco Fair. The lowest
price paid for space for any of the shows
up to the present date is well up in four
figures, and as far as we can learn from the
columns of ''Billyboy. nearly all of the
space is already taken. Furthermore the
authorities in charge of the fair came out
in recent issue of the Snowman Bible
with the statement that system is being
put into shape whereby they hope to be
able to say on December 4th (the closeing
date of the fair) that no one with crimi-
nal record or who has ever been convicted
of any crime has passed through the gates.
After taking in several of the big ones
we are in doubt of their ability to make
good but they may. Personally it seems to
me that ,th Frisco and San Diego will be