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diately and on which said mortgage
there is claimed II DO due at the date
II this notice the sum of Eleven hun
dTed four and 1900 C$11O47S) dol
lars. and no suit or proceedings at law
"a in equity having been instituted TO
recover the money secured by said
mortgage or any part thereof,
NOW THEREFORE, by virtue OF
the power OF sale contained in said
mortgage and the statute in such case
made and provided, notice is hereby
given that on the twenty fourth day Of
September, A. ID. 1914, at IL O'Clock
in the forenoon there will be sold at
public question 10 the highest bidder at
The front door Of the court house in
the village OF Houghton, la the county
Of Houghton. Michigan, Chat being the
place where The Cire.it Court for the
said county OF Houshton is heidi the
premises described in said mortgage or
40 much thereof as may be necessary
10 pay the amount due on said mort
all legal costs az provided for in said
nost0ass and an ATTORNEY fee of TWEEN
w-fvs eD dollars as also provided
for il said mortgage.
The pronisss described in said
Mssssus ~ are aii that certain piece or
nases - lAnA situated In the town
DIP q Oalunst. Hsughtsn ssuaty,
Nishisas. osssribss 40 toilows' " wit:
Lea numbered twelve (Is) Of Block
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LEsAL Advertisement.
Sept, Q, 3. tS. Is.

pSptj ., ., W, GO.
STATE OF MICHIGAN,
Tue Probate Court for the County OF
HoughtoA.
At q session OF said Court, held at
the Probate once in the Village of
Houshton. in said County. on the
s1st day OF August A. ID. 1sl4.
In the matter Of the estate Of Ana
fisnie h, d ssssssd.
Present: Hon. Geo. c. Bentley, 5udsc
OF Probate
hsri FretZ, sister or said deceased,
having iled in said court her petition
praying that the administration OF said
estate be granted to John Ilenich, or
to some other suitable person.
1t is Ordered. That the cath day Of
September, A. d.. 1918 at ten o'clock in
the forenoon, at said probate Office,
be and is hereby appointed for hearing
said petition.
II In Further Ordered, That public
notice thereof be given by publication
OF q copy OF this order. once each
week for three successive week pre-
vious TO said day Of hearing, in the
Calumet News, newspaper printed
and circulated in said county.
(SeaD GEO. c. BENTLEY,
true copy. Judge OF Probate
Lillas G.. Mitchell,
Register OF Probate
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In the October Woman's Home Com
panion Laura Spencer Portor writes a
practically helpful article showing
how the ordinary person can begin
founding a personal library Follow
ing is her suggestion as to ten good
books TO begin with
For those who are beginning a Ii
brary and have little money 90 spend
! would suggest that there be bought.
say, one book each OF ten great au-
thOrs, IL does not matter who the
authors are 50 long az they stand high
and their books are well known and
standard ones. Let az take as au cx-
ample the following ten. chosen al
random from a catalogue OF standard
writer's Emerson. Eliot, Hroutc, Rus
kin, Carlyle Dickens, Thackeray Low
ell, Shakespeare, Keats. and as see
lection OF ten Of the books OF these
ten writer's let us take i'm the same
order Emerson's Essays EIiots Mil
on the Floss. Bronto's Jane Eyre
Ruskin's Sesame and Lilies Chrlyle's
Heroes and Hero Worship Dickens
David Copperheld.' Thackeray's PEN
dennis Lowell's essays Among Ny
Books. complete volume OF Shakes
peare or any one Of the Shakespeare
plays. preferably Lear or Romeo and
Juliet and Keats Poems
Here you have ten books by ten
master minds, books widely varied in
subject style. treatment Let those
ten suffice for time Read them"
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LE6AL ADVERTISEMENT
SuIv 4. 3, Is. %. -; Aus. s. IL. -. IS;
Sept, ., >, 1s. -.
MOf1T0AO On DALD

AGORT0A0D SALE.
DEFAULT havins been made in me
conditions Of . certain nortsass' ~
LA.s1o 0UGovss2 and Ltxi 0utrovsN,
his wife, OF Copper city, Calumet
township. Houghton County, Michigan,
parties Of the first part, to the Copper
Country Building e. Loan Association
OF Calumet. Michigan, corporation
organized and doing business under
the laws of the state OF Michigan.
the second part. bearing date
October fifteenth. 1912, and recorded
in the office OF the Register ~ Deeds
for tho county OF Houghton, Michigan,
on the twenty sighth day of October,
| A. D. 1912. in Volume wv" OF Mort
| cages on page 329, each and every in
| stalment OF principal and interest of
which mortgage is hereby declared TO
be due and payable Immediately and
on which said mortgage there is
claimed to be due at the date of this
notice the sum OF One thousand
eighty-two and 92-100 U0S292) dol
lars, and no suit or proceedings at law
or in equity having been Instituted to
recover the money secured by said
mortgage or any part thereof.
NOW THEREFORE,, by virtue of
The power of sale contained IN said
mortgage and the statute in such case
made and provided, notice is hereby
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STOCKS
Tonopah Stocks.

J. A. Minnear q Co. furnish the fol-
nu-Lrr -L.tuti.n..
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France in 1912 exported 1O6,5H cat
lie.
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CLASSIFIED ADS
WANTED.

3 CENTS A POUND paid for clean
cotton rags. No scraps. Calumet
News office. If
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RUSSIA HAS NEW FLAG.

London. Sept. 23.-Reuter's Petro-
grad correspondent says that the car
has authorized the adoption Of "A new
national flag symbolizing the union OF
the car and the Russian people. The
new flag will combine the imperial
arms with the national colors.
The Calumet news. [volume] (Calumet, Mich.) 1907-1938, 1914-09-23

To remove mildew stains; rub a lit
tie soap over them and on top OF this
rub chalk and then wet it with lemon
juice. Then put the garments in the
sun and after the spots have been
exposed for a couple OF hours washing
in the usual way causes the stains to
disappear entirely.
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LEGAL ADVERTISEMENT.
July /, 8. 10, %. 20; Aug. s, 12. 10. &c;
Sept 2, 8, i6. %.

July j, g. 10, ~, ~; Aug. ., IL, 10, 70;
Sept. 2, 9, i5, %.
MORTGAGE SALE
DEFAULT having been made in thu
conditions Of a certain mortgage by
Frank Szirokman and LII Szirokman.
his wife, OF Copper CITY. Calumet
township. Houghton County. Michigan,
parties of the first part, to the Copper
Country Building & Loan Association.
of Calumet. Michigan, a corporation
organized and doing business under
the laws of the state of Michigan
the second part, bearing date
the fifteenth day Of October. A. ID. 1912
and recorded I'm the Office OF tho Regis
tor OF Deeds for the county of Hough-
ton. Michigan, on the twenty eighth
day of October, 1912. in Liber wv
Of Mortgages on page 1928, each ant
every instalment OF principal and In
terost Of which mortgage is hereby
declared to be due and payable imme'
The Calumet news. [volume] (Calumet, Mich.) 1907-1938, 1914-09-23

Exposing the filed jelly glasses in
tho strong sunlight many hours before
putting them away will make the jelly
nrmer and clearer. Turn them around
occasionally. So that both sides get d.
rect rays.
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HELP WANTED.
HELP WANTEp-EEMALE.

Observation-Disclosures girl for gem
eral homework. Two in family. En-
quire 1872 Iroquois ST., Iaurium. %
East Oregonian : E.O. (Pendleton, OR) 1888-current, 1914-06-05
TEACHERS EXAMINATIONS.

Notice Is hereby given that the
county superintendent of Umatilla
county, Oregon, will hold the regular
examination of applicants for state
Certificates at Pendleton, as follows:
Commencing Wednesday, June II,
1914, at 9 o'clock a. m, and continu-
ing until Saturday, June 20, 1914, at
o'clock p. m.
wednesday Forenoon.
Writing, U. S. History, Physiology.
wednesday Afternoon.
Physical Geography, Reading. Com
position, Methods in Reading, Meth
DDS in Arithmetic.
Thursday Forenoon.
Arithmetic, History of Education,
Psychology, Methods in Geography.
Thursday Afternoon.
Grammar, Geography. American
Literature, Physics, Methods in Lam
guage. Thesis for Primary Certifi-
cate.
Friday Forenoon
Theory and Practice, Orthography
English Literature. Chemistry.
Friday Afternoon.
School Law, Geology, Algebra, Civil
Government.
Saturday Forenoon.
Geometry, Botany.
saturday Afternoon.
General History, Bookkeeping
I. E. YOUNG,
County Superintendent.
East Oregonian : E.O. (Pendleton, OR) 1888-current, 1914-06-05
Wanted-Good. clean rags at ths
east Oregonian office.

wanted-Good. clean rags at the
east oregonian office.
To rent-Small cottage. 72s John
son street.
Wanted-Woman to do washing on
Mondays. Inquire "w" this office.
Woman wants work on ranch dur
ing harvest. Phone 369 NJ or inquire
421 Marie.
Wanted, four horse teams to work
on pipe line. Bent Construction Com
pany. 7l9 Lillith. or phone 761.
have fine player piano slightly
used for sale at bargain on easy
terms. w. r. Graham, I'll Willow.
For Sale-Studebaker buggy and
single driving harness in first class
condition. Inquire Jerard & Temple.
Hazelwood ice cream sold in bulk at
the Charles Co, IT'S Main street Fur
nished in bricks II given "a hours
notice.
For sale-Two modern cottages To-
Gated on east Court street. seven
blocks from Main street. Inquire of
Walters mill.
Old papers for sale; tied in bun
dies. Good for starting fires. etc. 15c
Q bundle or two bundles for 26c.
This office.
Running at large, near the U-Bal
Ranch, two 3-year-old colts, branded
small circle on left stiffle C. C. Con
ner. Helix.
Hazelwood ice cream sold in bull
at the Charles Co.. us Main street
Furnished in bricks IL given "a hour,
notice.
Prepare for hot weather by arrang
ing for first class board at Mr.,
Friedly's. one block from MAR
Board $500 per week. Room an
board. $50 per month.
Mutt" takes the big loads an
Jeff shows the speed. Penlan
Bros. haul anything and reasonable
Furniture van and storage warehouse
Office 647 Main street. Phone S39.
Strayed or stolen from my place a
Mission, black horse weight abou
400 ioaHds, branded p. G. on lei
hip and lift shoulder. Liberal re
ward offered for any informatio
leading to recovery Of same. l.. +
Geiss. Pendleton, Ore.
Passengers for Portland desiring
refreshing ride on the Columbia rive
should take the Str. Bailey Gatzel
at The Dalles, daily except Sundn
and Monday, at 3:15 p. M, arriving
Portland at S:45 p. m. Fare. TIL
Dalles to Portland, 800,
East Oregonian : E.O. (Pendleton, OR) 1888-current, 1914-06-05


Simultaneous attack made in "a
cities on one gallon Of gasoline by
81 FRANKLIN sIX-THIRTY stock
touring cars. The result was an av-
erage of 32.s miles per gallon. No
such test was ever made before. show
ing conclusively that the FRANKLIN
SIX THIRTY is the most economical
car in the world. These tests were
all made on the same day regardless
of weather conditions or road
conditions. Some tests were
made in heavy rain and mud
some in deep snow and some in des-
ert sand, yet the unapproachable av-
erage of 32.s miles is an average ou
East Oregonian : E.O. (Pendleton, OR) 1888-current, 1914-06-05
MORE SYSTEM PLANNED
IN C|TY'S PURCHASES
Council Decides That acquisitions
Hereafter to be Required

There is going % be more system
to the citys buying hereafter and II is
hoped there will be a consequent saw
ing. At the council meeting last even
ing it was decided that hereafter, no
body can purchase anything in the
city's name without presenting to the
merchant requisition from the chair
man of the committee under which
he is working. The councilman will
be furnished with requisition blanks
and these must be pinned to all bills
presented by merchants for payment.
The new plan rather old one re-
vived. as the system was in vogue
several years ago. was suggested by
Councilman John Montgomery. He
declared that buying has been done
indiscriminately by. almost anyone in
the employ of the city. 'If we hire
man to dig little ditch" he said,
he is more than likely to buy a pair
of rubber boots, special kind OF sho-
vel and ride to his job in taxi and
charge it all to the city" The plaR
met with unanimous approval.
East Oregonian : E.O. (Pendleton, OR) 1888-current, 1914-06-05
PERSONAL MENTION

j. o. Creson of Hood River is at the
Powman.
Mrs. r. d. Ward Of Echo is a visi-
tor in Pendleton.
Mrs. w. E. Elder of Echo is a visi-
tor in the city today.
f. C. Quirk. popular travelling sal
esman. is visitor here today.
Miss Evelyn Skinner Of Echo was
visitor in the city last evening.
Mrs. Lottie Ferguson went up to
the Pioneer picnic this morning.
A. C. Hemphill and family Of Pill
OF Rock spent the night in the city.
Tom Nye is among the Pendleton
folk at Weston today for the festivi-
ties.
Walter Rose went to Weston this
morning to sing at the Pioneer Pic
mic exercises.
Mr., and Mrs. W. G. Love of this
city left today for connell, Washington
where they will visit.
John Nissen, former implement
dealer in this city is up from Port
land on a visit.
A. J. M'Allister was among the
Fcndletonians going to the Pioneer
Picnic on the morning train.
John Bentley, pioneer insurance
( man of this city. went to Weston this
: morning for the Pioneer picnic.
r. w. Fletcher circulation mana
ser of the East Oregonian, is attend
ing the Pioneer Picnic at Weston.
Arthur and Clifford Jordan. wh'
nave been attending the Oregon Agri
cultural college at Corvallis, arrives
home this morning.
Arthur G. Means, young Umatlli
merchant who was recently electe'
president OF the Commercial associa
ton in that town, was looking afte
business matters here yesterday.
East Oregonian : E.O. (Pendleton, OR) 1888-current, 1914-06-05

United States. The bid was s4O,SOS.OO
and the bank to furnish the blank
bonds which will cost in the neigheor-
hood of 500,
The other bids were as follows:
Lumberman's Trust Co. of Port.
land par, accrued interest and s430
premium; A. ID. Leach & Co. of Chica-
go par. accrued interest and 1921 pre-
mium with blank bonds furnished;
Morris Bros. of Portland. par, accru-
ed interest and 1856 premium: Cau-
sey, Foster & Co., Of Denver, par and
accruded interest: Hoehler Cummins
and Prudden of Toledo o. $40,06500
and accrued interest, city to pay $500
commission for handling bonds; Sid
ney, SpitZner & Co. of Toledo, par ac-
! crued interest. city to pay $500 com
mission: Geo. H Tilden & Co. of eat
! tie 9S and accrued interest; Fred
Glenn & Co. OF Portland par. accrued
interest, city to pay $500 for lega
! expenses; 4 communication from E
| H. Rollins Sons of Denver, sayini
they would bid 81 1-2 in case no sat.
isfactory bids were received was not
| read.
The council was more than pleased
with the bidding and with the price
! received. The original water bond is
sue of 100000 sold under par, the
American National Bank buying it fol
Chicago house. The bonds are tC
mature at the end of thirty years with
the option of taking them up aftel
twenty years. They bear five percen
interest payable semi-annually.
East Oregonian : E.O. (Pendleton, OR) 1888-current, 1914-06-05
LAST DAY FOR MISSOURI
CANDIDATES TO FILE PAPERS

JEFFERSON CITY. June 5---This
Is the last day for candidates 10 file
their declarations 10 secure place
on the state primary ballots for Az
gust {. Nominations are to be made
for United states senator. one Judge
OF the supreme court. state auDorlu-
tendent OF public schools. sixteen con
gfessmen. seventeen state senators. cir.
cult judges IN a few districts ANA ail
county officers save sheriff. treasurer
and coroner.
East Oregonian : E.O. (Pendleton, OR) 1888-current, 1914-06-05
Foley Cathartic Tablets Sure
ly are a Wonder
(They Contain Blue Flag.

For stubborn constipation, and for
troubles with your stomach, liver and
bowels. you will find Foley Cathartic
Tablets regular wonder Old tim
ess, who have used all the cathartics
on the market, say that none OF the
Gle line can compare with Foley Ca.
thartic Tablets, for thoroughly cleans
ing action. for lasting effect and sat
isfactory. painless results. They
keep your system in perfect working
order. No biliousness. no distress aft
er eating. no greasy, gassy taste.
. stout person who uses them constant
lv will feel thinned out ana more com
Portable as a result of their use. 25t
per bottle, For sale by all dealers
everywhere.
East Oregonian : E.O. (Pendleton, OR) 1888-current, 1914-06-05
lar Is DECLARED
ON GASOLINE
Nation Wide Test That Fires First Gun
STARTLES THE WORLD


OF reach Of anything but FRANK
LIN.
Full account on this WAR ON
GASOLINE" is found in a special
newspaper-"WAR EXTRA" which
viii be sent you on request by the
Pendleton Auto Company.
This special newspaper gives full
details of the test and many other
interesting features of vital interest
10 every one interested in automo-
lilies.
There is still greater saving on
tire expense If it could be proven in
day, but it cannot. There are manv
instances right here in our midst
where tires have run over 10000
East Oregonian : E.O. (Pendleton, OR) 1888-current, 1914-06-05
Hot Weather Tonic and Health
Ruil(Ier

Are you run down-Nervous--
Tired? Is everything you do an ef-
fort? You are not lazy-you are
sick! Your stomach, Liver, Kidneys
the whole system needs a tonic. A
Tonic and Health Builder to drive
out the waste matter-build you up
and renew your strength. Nothing
better than Electric Bitters. Start
today Mrs. James Duncan, Haynes
Vile, Me, writes: Completely cured
me after several doctors gave me up
soc and s1.00, at your druggist.
Bucklen's Arnica Salve for Cuts
Adv.
East Oregonian : E.O. (Pendleton, OR) 1888-current, 1914-06-05

that more than 1000 sons of Harvari
rom other cities would be in the con.
vention hall
Pacific coast alumni arrived on g
special train made up at San Fran
cisco. From other cities within a ra
dunn of 500 miles special car.
brought delegates to the meeting. tn,
sixteenth annual affair.
East Oregonian : E.O. (Pendleton, OR) 1888-current, 1914-06-05

miles on FRANRLINs Of the older
models, which, by the way. are not
IS easy on tires as the present SIX
THIRTY.
Recruits are enllsting rapidly in
the vast army Of FRANKLIN believ-
ers and users This nationwide fight
sgainst unnecessary waste viii sweep
.he automobile world. The result
will be DEATH and DISASTER to
the unscrupulous concerns who are
imposing on the public with their
heavy. cheaply constructed, unscien-
tificalIy designed cars.
Thousands are killed every year
as the result Of improperly constructs
ed automobiles You never heard OF
d. fatal accident in a FRANKLIN.
East Oregonian : E.O. (Pendleton, OR) 1888-current, 1914-06-05
HARVARD GRADUATES
MEETING IN CHICAGO

CHICAGO, June 5.-Delegations of
Harvard men from all over the Unit
ed States arrived for the opening of
the two day session of the Associated
Harvard clubs, and indications were
East Oregonian : E.O. (Pendleton, OR) 1888-current, 1914-06-05
Electric Headlights Reanired

SALEM, Or, June 5.-The law re-
puiring all engines, except those driv-
en- by gas. to be equipped with cleo
trio headlights went into effect A
penalty of 800 to $500 for each often
Sc is imposed against violators.
East Oregonian : E.O. (Pendleton, OR) 1888-current, 1914-06-05
$4,000 ReaWrtl.

Strayed or stoien-One brown or
black year old horse, branded II c
on left thigh. very gentle. Inform H.
G. Chamberlin, Goldendale. Wash.
East Oregonian : E.O. (Pendleton, OR) 1888-current, 1914-06-05
Enr Sale

Cleveland Bay stallion Skyrocket
No. 1921. Weight 1900. Can be seer
at the Oregon Feed Yard.--Adv.
East Oregonian : E.O. (Pendleton, OR) 1888-current, 1914-06-05
Pacific Coast League

At Portland 49, Sacramento Port
land game postponed. rain.
At oakland-Los Angeles 3. Oak.
land ..
At Venice Venice 2, san Francis.
CO 0.
East Oregonian : E.O. (Pendleton, OR) 1888-current, 1914-06-05

At vancouver-Portland 6. Van. 4
At Spokane--Spokane 16, Tacom5
At Seattle Seattle I, Victoria o.
East Oregonian : E.O. (Pendleton, OR) 1888-current, 1914-06-05
$40. 900 BOND ISSUE Is
BOUGHT BY AMERICAN NAT

CONTINUED from page one.)
East Oregonian : E.O. (Pendleton, OR) 1888-current, 1914-06-05

NdIlsds OIII o. NHiCagO Z
Games in National league postponed
because of rain.
East Oregonian : E.O. (Pendleton, OR) 1888-current, 1914-06-05
Yesterdays RESULTS
American League

Chicago >. Cleveland 0.
Other games postponed. rain.
East Oregonian : E.O. (Pendleton, OR) 1888-current, 1914-06-05
Federal League

Indianapolis I, 81 Louis 6.
Kansas City 3, Chicago 4
Bridgeton pioneer., 1914-05-28

When the old Grand Duke Of Neck
lenburg- -Strelitz was staying at Holk-
ham with Thomas Coke, then common
ly known as king Of Norfolk" he
boasted one evening at dinner that no
man had ever dared to shoot at him
and that If any one had ever attempted
such thing he would have shot the
man dead on the spot.
The next day at the court the grand
duke suddenly felt shower of shot
peppering his legs and, turning round
in fury to find whence it proceeded,
saw William Coke with gun leveled
In his direction.
1--WE got another muzzle ready" said
William coolly. "Will you shootY'-
From "The Life of Thomas Coke, Earl
Of Leicester"
Bridgeton pioneer., 1914-05-28
Reincarnated.

The school as civic center having
become overcrowded, it occurred to
some bright mind to advocate the use
of the home as civic center.
"The home is vacant so large a part
of the day that 1t would seem that the
highest efhcienc3 would put 1t to some
use other than as a possible place to
sleep in after midnight"
This was Immediately done, and the
home began to come back. Thereupon
the leading sociological writer wrote
an article in which he proved again
to the satisfaction of all that every
thing has a use.-Life.
Bridgeton pioneer., 1914-05-28
HYPNOTIsM THAT FAILED.

showing That Won Can't Pull the WosI
Over the Eyes of Some Women.
MR. WAGSTAFF had handed a
Vk cigar to Mr.. Barker.
Ever study hypnotsmr he
asked "
NO." Mr.. Barker replied.
Few people understand or apprecf-
ATE the Importance of hypnotism," said
MI Wagstaff. 'Many people are hyn-
notists without knowing it. We all ex-
ercise hypnotism more or less. The
men who fail are failures because
they lack hypnotic power"
There may be something in yorr
theory" Mr.. Barker admitted.
of course there Is. You and have
both influenced other people in our
time. 1t is
Henry" said Mrs. Wagstaff, "wky
not give Mr.. Barker a demonstration
Of your hypnotic powerp
What do you mean?" he ,-sked
You told me when you got 4on,e
last night that you and Efr. barker
mad helped to take a one legged man
to a lodging house and had been com
PEELED to watch beside him for several
hours because he was raving."
Both gentlemen fidgeted nervously.
Il was talking with Mrs. Barker this
afternoon" Mrs. Wagstaff continued.
1T appears that she got the impress
sion that you were taking care of a
poor man who had no arms"
Mr.. Barker breathed hard and said
he thought he would have to be going
Don't hurry" said Mrs. Wagstaf
Henry may be able to give you q
demonstration of his power as a hyp
notist."
"Iy dear,' said Mr.. wagstaff az
he got Mr.. Barker's hat and put on
his own, 81 have a headache. I'm
going to get something for it."
When the two gentlemen reached
the street Mr.. Barker looked sadly al
his friend
"You got us both into a fine fix"
Mr.. Wagstaff Indignantly replied 1T
was you who suggested the map Eitt
the wooden leg. and then you make
him armless."
"Well, what are we going to do about
1t? Do you think you can hypnotize
them into believing it?"
BILLY, go home and tell the truth
That's what I'm going to do. Hyp
notism may work all right with men,
but women are different. You know
darned well l tried my best to per
suade you to start for home at 8
o'clock. That's what man gets for
trying to help his friends out of trou.
BILE. Good night
"Oh, chase yourself" f."-Chicago Rec
ord-Herald