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Orleans County monitor. [volume] (Barton, Vt.) 1872-1953, 1914-01-14

We all make mistakes, but the poor
old weather man has to print his.
Love in cottage seldom stands the
strain of being moved into a mansion.
Some men know they are not doing
their best unless they are doing some
body.
We all know what nuisance Is a
man who talks about himself That's
why we all do it.
When the house catches on fire a
woman will save everything except
the things worth saving.
The world is all bull. Even the
heartless villain on the stage Is hen
pecked husband in real life.
Some girls sing because they like
to hear their voices, but man always
imagines they are singing for spite.
"A WOAudu always regrets tUdI JIG
marriage opportunity she took and
the marriage opportunities she didn't
take.
An a1truist Is man carries an UNI
brella all day and is glad it didn't
rain, because a whole lot of people
haven't any umbrellas.
A bug hasn't much brains. But
when he wants to take a good, long
snooze he never crawls into a copy
of "The Yoke" If there is Bible any
| where around.
| When woman gets sick and has
to go to bed she arranges the scenery
so that she looks pathetic and inter
esting. But when a man gets sick
and has to go to bed he usually looks
| like something the cat brought in.
Do 1t now. Always remember that
today will be yesterday tomorrow
Cincinnati Enquirer.
Orleans County monitor. [volume] (Barton, Vt.) 1872-1953, 1914-01-14
Wonderful Case of Mrs. Stephenson,
on the Pacific Coast.

INDEPENDENCE OREeoN"I sick with what four doctors
called Nervous Posao treated by them for several
better while then back the old had
ppaon of the heart very bad fng spells and
the would kill could
ghtest weight without making sic in fact about
sick miserable could be- medicines adj
yerted and thought would try them and did for
took about dozen bottles Of Lydia
Pham Vegetable Compound and also used the Sanatve Wash
whenever felt sick remedies
are the only employ liberty publish this let
tern-AIrs. W. STEPHENSON, Independence, Oregon.
Orleans County monitor. [volume] (Barton, Vt.) 1872-1953, 1914-01-14

Love in cottage seldom stands the
strain of being moved into a mansion.
Orleans County monitor. [volume] (Barton, Vt.) 1872-1953, 1914-01-14

We all make mistakes, but the poor
old weather man has to print his.
Orleans County monitor. [volume] (Barton, Vt.) 1872-1953, 1914-01-14
LUKE M'LLUKE SAYS

Poverty is always a disgrace when
it drinks and borrows money.
Orleans County monitor. [volume] (Barton, Vt.) 1872-1953, 1914-01-14

Praise Lydia E. Pinkham's Vegetable Compound
Women from the Atlantic to the Pacific from all sections
of this great country, city SO large village small
but that has written words of thanks for
health restored by Lydia E. Pinkhams Vegetable Com
pound No who is suffering from the ills peculiar
toher should rest until given this famous remedy
trial. Is it reasonable to believe that what it did for
these women it will do for any sick woman?
Orleans County monitor. [volume] (Barton, Vt.) 1872-1953, 1914-01-14
A Grateful Atlantic Coast Woman.

HoDeDoN feel duty owe to all suffering women to
Vegetable Compound did One
YEAR ago myself terrible sufferer had pains both sides
and such scarcely saighen up times My
would tired that could scarcely get around
Tt seemed impossible do bit Of work and
thought never would be better until submitted to opera
ton taking Lydia Pnkhas Vegetable Compound
and felt like had pains, slept WELL had good
appetite and fat and could do almost all work for fam
v shall always feel that good health
medicine Sewers, Hodgdon Maine.
Orleans County monitor. [volume] (Barton, Vt.) 1872-1953, 1914-01-14

Some men know they are not doing
their best unless they are doing some
body.
Orleans County monitor. [volume] (Barton, Vt.) 1872-1953, 1914-01-14

We all know what a nuisance Is a
man who talks about himself That's
why we all do it.
Orleans County monitor. [volume] (Barton, Vt.) 1872-1953, 1914-01-14

When the house catches on fire
woman will save everything except
the things worth saving.
The times dispatch. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1903-1914, 1914-10-09
.ETAWAH WINS CLASSIC
TRANsYLvAN|A STAKE
TO Trot Three Fastest Hents
Ever. Stepped or.
ANNA BRADFORD ALSO WINS
Has Easy Time in Pacing Futurity
*. III. Breet, II $500 to $40 Fa-
voritc, Wins 2:0i Pacc-BiIlings
Drives LILLIAN I'm :131a.

LEXINGTON, KY, October S.
Etawah. the four-year- old trottinC
champion. continued his unbentcn ca
reer ut the trots to-day by winning
the clnssic Translyvania $4,000 stake
.tor EOS trottcrs in the fastest three
heat race ever trotted. 4 500 to $500
choice over the field. the little stall
ion ion never was headed in any of the
go In .:o3 IL to win the first heat.
then Omar compelled him to trot the
next two in 2:03 Ia and 2:o3 al. ali
The worlds champion oily, Anna
Bradford. had an easy time I'm beating
+. II. Brett was victorious in tie
200 pace, tho heaviest betting event
or the meeting. the winner being n
S2uO To $40 faroritc.
Baron Maruuc heat a cheap field In
the 2;2o pace, and Hazel Laing won
G. *. G.. Billings drove Uhlan. an
eNhIbition eighth, in thirteen and one
half seconds. but the trial of William
leo was postponed until tomorrow,
The summaries:
s:l7 trot. three in five, purse $4,000
tthree heats Wednesday,:
A. McKerron Barletta. by
Patron (Andrews). 80. ! 2 . 1
III ~ i 4 3
Peter Pearl, br. c. tNuckols) II .
silver Bell g. m; !McDonald) 2 6 4 d.
signal Boy. Alice Arion, Hollyrood
Ben. Hugh Miller, Zobedah. Glenora,
h ;.,tt 81 Simmons also started. Best
.:04 pace. two in three, purse $1,000:
II. IL. Brett. b. g. by Wapline-
Maxine. by William c. r. (Grady) 1
King Cuughman. b. 4. (Stokes) 2 3
Del Roy, b. II. (CoX). 4 .
Harry the Ghost &. s. Hcdrick).. 4
Best time, 2:03 l."
Kentucky futurity. three car-old
pace, three in five, ut Ike $4,000:
bradford. blk. f., by Todd Mac
Mary Louise. by J. ]. Audobon
E sSS HIi'fiS!|' ii, r :
Best time, 2:0T "a.
POS trot, the Pennsylvania. three In
five, stake $4,000:
Etawah, b., C.. by Al stanley
Alicii, Arion. by Arion (Gcers)
Omar. b. 2. Iloyd) ... 2
Star Winter, b. q. tMcDonald). . 3 3
May Mack, b. m. Dcrydcp. 3 4 4
Best time, 2:05 Ia
2:20 pace, three in five, purse $1,000:
Baron MarGuc, CHI. C., by Sir
MurGuc- Akalla by Oakland
Baron tMurphy) I,
Vera, ch. m. Uitmanl. ..,..... 6 . Q
Billy Law, blk. z. tWoods) 4 3 .
Tuah Worth, blk IN. (Renyon). S 4 .
Madam Mack, Lucille Brooks, Javclin,
Jessie j. also started. Best time.
2:0S 81.
The times dispatch. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1903-1914, 1914-10-09
HAMPDEN-SlDNEY HAS
A NUMBER OF CRIPPLES

HAMPDBN- SIDNEY. VA. October S.
Practice. on Nenable Athletic Field was sus
pended Monday but yesterday afternoon the
squad WA out in force. Captain Ebcl was
not among them, the injury ho received
III the game with Rivermont will keep
him ON the side lines for some days. Bugg
is also limping. and Driver. Pendieton
Oliver and Gillespie are suffering from
minor injuries. From present prospects,
Coach Bernier viii have TO present Grip.
pied lineup against Blacksburg Saturday.
The Tigers feel that nothing short OF
their strongest lineup will enable them
TO mako ms crcditabe a showing as did
the Yellow Jackets against the Orange
ana Maroon. The coach took his turn
In the backiield to show his men
the, workings Of some new formations. and
with two teams lined up In scrimmaSe
Macy forward passes were made. Palmore.
playing end, Was clever in receiving the
hurls. Thurman Is running tho team In good
form and the buckneid that hn calls on Is
one OF the host. the Garnet and Gray has
had In several seasons The line Is notice.
ably weak. with only tho pivot man, Bowl
ms. playing in any sort Of form This Is
his last year.in football and he la playing
hls best game IN his old position.
The workout OF the afternoon WA ended
Win cross.couniry run. Coach Bcrnier
leading. 'ft fES7
The times dispatch. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1903-1914, 1914-10-09
.R00TER. CORPS ORDERED
TO- BROAD STREET PARK
Blues and RandolpR.Macon Will
Stage NGridiron Battle Tomorrow
Afternoon at $3.50 O'Clock.
LOCALS AFTER SATISFACTION
Last Year the Ashlandcrs Gave Sol
diers 2D.to-O NEUTRALITY-SUSPICIOUS.
Series Scores VIII BE Announced
by Innings. ''<s

. Members OF the Bulifrog Battalion.
attention! You arc hereby ordered TO
report at the Blues Armory at, $3.50
O'Clock Tomorrow afternoon where
you will be met by Chief Rioters
Channy Ruskell and George Epps.
You will then proceed In heavy march
ing order to tho field OF battle-other-
wise Broad street Park. Obtect-to
make certain persons from Ashland
imagine that they are mutcs.
Sthdents from Randolph Macon have
also prepared to make known their
presence by their cheering. 1t Will
pc Inspiring to hear these leather:
other, for IT Ia we'll known that an.
other year has rolled around and tho
gore again. s
,cn Last year ear, the, Yellow Jackets de-
shey retnrned to ashland they slipped
defeating them. ' q e g. g. the soldiers
All will admit that a soldier Is a
E fbe.r a ss,n ana The Blues have nursed
one mentions Randolph Macon. one ~c can
SEQ their teeth srit together and hear
III" The ' two 'e. ciessens are as evenly
sire. Botil- arc flushed with recent
fail, Will be q hard-foight battle.
;heffey viii be seen at full back for
the yellow Jackets. and he, Is won
derfui player and a great captain.
Both teams arc depending upon
straight football. Good, hearty I'm,
plunscs. smashing attacks around ends
these are the points In game
enthusiasts.
AZ an added feature Il has been
arranged to have tho game between,
( Innings.
The, officials aeiected for tho game
arc Iughes ". p. ~, referee: Johns
utandolph- Macon), umpire. and Sa-
vic university Of Virginia). head
The times dispatch. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1903-1914, 1914-10-09
GRAPPLER LEON is
SHAPING FOR BOUT
Eauippcd In Heavy Shoes md Sweater
<eptucky Hercules Docs Road
WOrk-1icket SnIc Omen.

Work-Ticket SnIc Open.
Wearing shoes weighing eight pound.
each and wrapped UP In several
sweaters, Leon, the Kentucky Her
cules." trotted over five miles of country
road around Richmond yesterday. and
Will go through tho same program to-
day.
The heavyweight grappler. who is to
meet Dr. Roller in 4 finish bout at the
Academy OF Music Monday night. in
tends to be in condition. as the winning
or or losing Of the match means much to
the aspiring light OF the mat In ad.
dition to doing road work. Leon is
working in local gym. and viii con-
tinue actively until Monday morning.
Roller will arrive here In prime con-
ditioh. as he is shaping up with Lundin
in the North.
Reports from the sale OF seats which
opened yesterday at tho box Office arc
that many reservations have been made.
house, the local fans Wishing to show
the, Seattle physician that he is still
well thought OF and that they do not
hold him In any. way responsible for
the act of Costello at the City Audi
torium last week.
The times dispatch. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1903-1914, 1914-10-09
ATHLETE INJURED by
SIxTEEN-POUND SHOT

DAVIDSON. n. c.. October Sc. E.
Mitchell, OF Ashcvillc. member OF the
FRESHMAN class. was seriously hurt on
the athletic field this morning. when
he was struck accidentally behind the
car by sixteen pound shot which ons
Oh me students was throwing, and
"Hose path Mitchell, playing with one
o. his classmates. happened TO run.
Ills section OF the class was assembling
on me grounds for required period
OF physical exercise open air work dur
ing ne good wea thor being substituted
TOT that IN the EymnhsUni. --3
Mitchell suffered "a slight fracture Of
the skull and broken, ear. drum. lie
was unconscious for only a few min
ntcs. ana was talking rational about his
hurt fifteen inInutcn later. IFS conIi
ton Is now satisfactory.
The times dispatch. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1903-1914, 1914-10-09

Little Nearer, orerlooked in the
Betting, Scores Over tho Favorite
Nfontressor at Odds of 40 to 1.
STIRRING FINISHES a FEATURE
Favoritcs In the Spotlight Mt Bowie.
Five Managed to pass Under the
Wire Winners-Only Ono Upset
i'm Days Sport.
PHILADELPHIA ATHLETICS.

LAUREL MD, October S.--Closc fin
ishcs were i'm order to-day at Laurel
l.ark, and those who witnessed tho run
ming off OF the card saw q good after
nosn's sport.
The feature OF the card was the
fourth race Uhc Howard stakes). At a
mile and a sixteenth. Eleven horses
answered the buglc's call. j. II. Wal
den saddled Little Nearer. an extreme
outsider paying As to ]. who was home
first. Montrcssor was n heavy favorite,
and carried the public's money. lie
outbroke his field and showed n lot Of
off In sixth position. worked his way
up on the inside, and finished In a
resolute fashion.
Executor, who fell in his last start
went TO the front to-day, and at one
stage OF the race he looked like n win
ner. Entering. the stretch, Little Nc
ever chance lie had Of winning was
Was g good one. and he will bear watch.
ing In his next start. Tho result OF
the race was complete surprise. as
the winner was played only by few
insiders. -
The first number of the program fur
nished a. finish That was worth while
going miles to see. Noble Grand. Fred
coming into the stretch. they finished
in this manner. Schuttinger put 1t over
on Buxton, and with tho riders re-
vcrscd, Fred Levy would probably have
hnished strongly
BE won the third event, beating
Mater. WHO In turn was Ave lengths in
front OF Napier. The rest of the field
was strung out. Andrew NIiller's Lady
hotha carried the bulk Of the money
In the third race. but tho best she could
do was TO finish second
w. =. Burch. the Washington horse
number. He beat Curluverock a length
DR. Cam WAS third Carlaverock out
ran her field for the first half mile
but tired badly in the stretch.
:. The night cnn went to Sepulva. the
ond and Uncle Ben third.
ROWE, ND. October S.-Favorites
were in ORDER to-day at Prince George
track and i've Of them managed to get
home first. The only upset Of the day
came in the last race. when Patty Re-
gan came home S to against him.
L'Aiglon was second and Duke Of Shell
by, tho favoritc, third.
lSchkabbi1c won the first number
beating Sumo scRnt length, who I'm
turn beat Ossary Maid.
Ida l.arinn captured the second race
In easy fashion. Shadrach was second
In the maiden event, the third on the
program, Quick start. who was heavily
played, got home first length In front
Of the favorite, Frontier. Elect was
third.
iIumilation. who won the fourth race.
was lucky 10 do so. Lauder put up n
nice ride. and It was owing to this that
he won. Luria beat Ancon n length for
Montcrief won the fifth race, beating
Birka length. Wiley was third
--------------S------
FnotI,olI nceuIt.
The times dispatch. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1903-1914, 1914-10-09
NORTH CAROLINA WINS
FROM WAKE FOREST
Came Clearly Played. Though Many
Fun hleN Were I'm Evfdcncc--Srbsti-
tufes Used After First Quarter

DURHAM, y. c., October Sin n
game void OF roughness and charac-
terized by fumblcs. University Of
North Carolina overoame Wake Forest
this afternoon by score Of 53 to O.,
making eight touchdowns and kick
Ing five goals.
After the first quarter, both teams
consisted mostly OF substitutes. Caro-
lima showed weakness iii her forward
passes out of numerous trials, handling
only about three successfully.
Carrfck. centre, and Williams taking
place OF Blackmon at left tackle, were
the stars for Wake Forest, while the
running of Tanner Pace and Valley
and the steady interference of the
entire team were the features for the
visitors. The lineup:
Carolina. Position. Wake Forrest.
Homewood right end I'D. Moore
Gay. right tackle. &c Moore
u. Jones. fright guard. Parker
Iandey. centre ........ Carrfck
Cowell. ....... left guard ..... Meyer
Ramsey. 80. left tackle. :. Blackmon
Crimsley. -. left end. Robertson
Allen. quarter back. Blanchard
Fuller. right half back =. Rowe
Parker full back -! Whitehead
Hines. left half back. ..... Pace
summary: Touchdowns-Fuller t2),
Valley. (2), Parker, Reed, Hines. Fore.
Kicked Goals-Tandey 49, j. Jones
So, Broughton. Referee, Cuttreli.
Time OF quarters, 10 minutes.
The times dispatch. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1903-1914, 1914-10-09
No Army and Navy
Game This Year

ANNAPOLIS. Nd, October S.-Ne-
gOtiatIons for n football game he
tween the Army md Nav! tennis this
year have been abandoned. Ti,Is
was announced by the Navy Athletic
Association to-day.
Captain WiliinmF. iHuilan. super
intcpdcnt Of the academy. I'm q stute-
ment ISSUED nj the same time, nn-
nounced TINT he approved the action
of the navy athletic council.
The times dispatch. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1903-1914, 1914-10-09
Eoot,,,,, n.sn,..
Times-Dispatch Will
Show Worlds Series

RcGinnins to-day and continu-
ing until the completion OF tho
worid's baseball championship series,
me imcs-Dlspntct will show on It's
large scOrcboarJ every play nv soon
az made OF the field at Philadelphia
ana 1SUstOn.
The bOard will he located In front
OF me .rtmes-Dtspnfch E1ilding, 10
south Tenth street, and will bc
placed In such manner a. to be
readily and plainly seen.
The times dispatch. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1903-1914, 1914-10-09
Ready for Saturdays Game.

:. WILLIAMSBURG, VA. October S.
For over an hour the William and
Mary first and second elevens engaged
noon. This week has seen improve
ment In the all-round work of the var
sity, especially in running interference.
regular use and Coach Drafer is, as a
result. getting much better work In
the tack1ing line.
Tomorrow afternoon the Orange and
Black leaves for Lexington, where the
Virginia Military Institute is played
Saturday. sixteen men will probably
make the trip. In addition to Coach
Draper and Manager Ferguson.
Page. at left falf. has received an in
jury TO his eye. The recovery of Mat
good showing Of West, another back
field man. fixes matters satisfactorily
behind the line.
The times dispatch. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1903-1914, 1914-10-09
Chatham Open, SATURDAY..

CHATHAM. VA. October S.--Chat-
ham Training school opens hcr foot
ball season Saturday. when sine meets
DaHyillc School for Boys in Chatham.
These schools are rivals, and a great
struggle is expected when .hey clash.
The local boys have been working
hard for the last ter days under the in
struction of Coach DuvaIi and are
ready for fierce struggle
The home team will n-arab!y line up
as follows:
Booker or Northern. left end; Parker
or Mcdaniel. left tackle: Lewis, left
guard; Beldock,. centre; Waldron. right
guard; G.. Balderson, right tackle;
Jacobs or IIinsey. right end: Porter.
quarter back; Schartle or Christian.
right half back; Johnson or Sanford.
CONTINUED on Fifth Page.)e
The times dispatch. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1903-1914, 1914-10-09
w. & L.. Linc-Up shirtcd.

LEXINGTON VA, October SIN an
effort to gain more aggressive eleven,
Coach Elcock shifted the Washington
and Lee lineup to-day. Pierotti who
has been playing end, was sent to CEN
ire, while Barrow. the regular centre,
replaced Dingwall at guard. The
change is not. permanent, and the for
mer lineup may be restored.
Bob England. alternate half back.
suffered broken coilarbone in to-
days scrlmmage, the last before the
Roanoke College game.
new prospect has developed in
placed at guard OH varsity. RoanoIe
College is not very strong, and little
trouble lis anticipated.
The times dispatch. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1903-1914, 1914-10-09
TWO HOUR PRACTICE !
ON Y. N. |. GR|D|R0N
Absence OF Murphy and Cammer
From Lineup Has Materially
Weakened the Team.
TRYING NEW >CoNIBINATIoN
Generals Not aggressive Enough,
]. According to Coach Elcock-WiI-
liam and Mary to Tackle Cadets.
Chatham Meets DanviIle.

DAYS practice, which. owing to the
suspension OF drill, was in progress
wo hours, the Virginia Military Insti-
time since the game with Richmond
College SATURDAY..
The absence Of Murphy and Cammcr
from the varsity lineup materially
! liant, game against Hampden- Sidney,
but has been out OF the game since,
owing TO Injuries which lie Sustained
ON the following Monday. He will
nrSonoiy De IN shape for the game sat
PLAYING resulted in the only touch .
! down made, has Il badly wrenched
shoulder and Will not be available for
several weeks The coaches hope to
be able 70 use him by the date for
! the Carolina game.
On Monday. in addition to signal
work and practice in forward passing.
Coach Gorton introduced several new
plays and formation The work on
ing these new plays and formations,
the last few minutes being devoted to-
snappy signal drill
There seems to be lack OF agrees
PLAYERS. and the. coaches are working
| hard TO bring the men up to par I'm
ms phase of the game. Gray, who for
the first two weeks made a strong
nid LOT quarter. has not been playing
far deteriorated that he is probably
out of the game for the remainder Of
the season.
To offset these drawbacks. however.
there is the unlooked-for development
OF Holderby and Speed, the former at
half and the latter at end. Both have
been making rapid strides, and have
almost assurd themselves berths in
their respective positions.
The midland journal., 1914-05-29
Eacta Versus Fancies.

Richard LIE Gallienne was sympa-
thizing with young writer whose
book Of poetry had been refused by
twelve publishers.
Real lovers of poetry" said Mr.. LIE
Gallienne, "are unfortunately becom-
ing rare. Too many people nowadays
are like the judge
.sThis judge was recommended by q
poetic friend to read Shelley: The
great man of the law said he supposed
he ought to read little poetry, and,
having heard SO much of Shelley, he
would try him.
".And what do you think of it?' said
his friend to the judge after he had
waded through a few pages Of 'Epipsy-
chidion.' Isn't it beautiful?'
"'Well. well-oh. yes. | daresay it
is said the judge. But what ] want
to know is when are we going to get at
the facts 2 Washington Star.
The midland journal., 1914-05-29
HEAVY DRAFT HORSES COMMAND
TOP PRICES.
See That Your celts Have Every
Chance To Make Strong, Sturdy
Growth.
r. H. RUFFNER.
Maryland Agricultural College.

The class of horses that pay our
farmers best to raise are drafters. A
number of good draft stations are to
be found scattered over the State, but
the great complaint of the farmer is
that when he breeds his mares to a
large draft horse, the colts when growE
are very little larger than their dams
In spite of this, if our colts were prop
erly fed and cared for from birth, we
should have within a few generations
class of horses large enough to do oui
farm work in a more economical way
than the Sthousand-pound horse is do
ing 1t today.
1t is far better not TO try to raise
draft colts If we do not feed them well
If q mare with foal at her side, Is fed
plenty of nutritious and milk produc
ing foods, foal may more than double
its weight the first month. During the
second month, the colt should be al
lowed access to a little grain, from
which time on until three years old the
colt use its grain feed to the very best
advantage. Fully half it's growth
should be made in the first twelvs
months of its life. About half as muck
gain is made the second year as the
first and half as much again the third
year as the second The time to think
then of putting weight on a draft
colt is during every month of the first
three years of its growth, not after il
has finished making an understood
frame.
The effects of constant or intermit
tent semi-starvation are to be seen in
every county in the State, yet we have
an abundance of farm feeds in Maryland
from which suitable selection could
be made. We need to bear In mind
that 1t is not the corn in the bin, bui
the corn in the colt that makes the rails
ing Of draft horses profitable in con
nection with general farming.
A good ration for growing colts is .
mixture of so pounds Of corn, 40 pounds
of oats, and 10 pounds of bran fed
with clover hay. to be fed at the rate
of one pound of the mixture per day
for every 100 pounds live weight
When the colt has good pasture, hay
is not necessary but the grain should
be given daily if the colt is to make
its most successful growth.