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Abbeville progress., 1914-07-25

How is your boy doing in college? ?"
Fine; four front teeth were removad
by baseball, one of his legs was
broken at football and contact with
hatpin cost an eye"
Abbeville progress., 1914-07-25

Man admits kissing a girl. chatters
love to her, and then asks if her moth.
er expects to live with them. Modern
courtship IS too practical Romance
is dead,
Abbeville progress., 1914-07-25

South China annually produces
more than 10000 bales of raw silk and
exports more than lO0000o0 pounds.
valued az more than $4,000 900
Abbeville progress., 1914-07-25

AS kongO cannibals are reported TO
De plentiful still. a fine opening re-
mains for any distinguished natural
list not satisfied with his previous
achievements.
Abbeville progress., 1914-07-25
len Years for Rnhheru

Monroe, LA. Karslake, indicted
in MOrehouse parish for completely in
the robbery Of the Bastrop State Bank
last year, was found guilty by a jury.
and was sentenced to serve ten years
in the penitentiary by Judge Dawkins.
Abbeville progress., 1914-07-25

An aviation magazine predicts that
In ten years people will be flying to
business in aeroplanes. The trolley
companies should worry.
Abbeville progress., 1914-07-25

Birds can fly without brains, accord
Ing to a German professor. Aviators
may not have found out how to do this
yet but 1t Is being tried by automobile
speeders
Abbeville progress., 1914-07-25

Medical denunciation OF the bathtub
need not bring JOY to vagrants and
small boys. The scientists recommend
the shower bath instead
Abbeville progress., 1914-07-25
Nav Close Parish Ia;f

Monroe, lathe parish Jail may
be closed by DR.. Oscar Dowlinr. pres
ident of the State Board Of Health
unless the authorities make the place
more sanitary.
Abbeville progress., 1914-07-25

Now that 1t is possible to locate ore
by wireless telegraphy, the old-fasb.
Toned prospector may be weaned away
from his divining rod.
Abbeville progress., 1914-07-25

Cheap monographs from Germany
are being sold extensively in oriental
countries, despite the fact that slean
is highly regarded there.
Abbeville progress., 1914-07-25

The Swiss burglar who has been
sentenced to prison for 13S years. the
first 126 at hard labor, at least has
the respite to look forward to.
Abbeville progress., 1914-07-25

A lot OF young athletes in this field
day season are developing good leg
muscles which should be handy behind
cultivators a little later.
Abbeville progress., 1914-07-25

He-My dear, that scene made me
fairly hold my breath
She-I am glad you could hold II.
was afraid IL was too strong
Abbeville progress., 1914-07-25
Organizing Ekchsnne a Lookha-t

Lockhart, Textile local cotton
men and merchants are Organizing q
cotton exchange for tie proper re
ceipt OF the cotton market during the
season
Abbeville progress., 1914-07-25

No self-rcspecting sluggard is 60
ing to the ant at this time of the year
when the advice Of the grasshopper is
so much easier to follow.
Abbeville progress., 1914-07-25
RUB-MY-TSM

VIII cure your Rheumatism and all
kinds Of aches and pains Neuralgia.
Cramps. Collie, Sprains. Bruises. Cuts.
Old Sores, Burns, etc Antiseptic
Anodyne. Price 2Jc.-Adv.
Abbeville progress., 1914-07-25

What has become of the old-fash-
Toned woman who used to throw a
blanket over the sewing machine dur
Ing an electrical storm?
Abbeville progress., 1914-07-25

Why should a man pay $4,000 to
become professor in Germany when
he can open a dancing school in this
country for nothing?
Abbeville progress., 1914-07-25

What has become OF the olIfash-
Toned statesman vbD used tu keep hi7
err to DO. .r.uI7
Abbeville progress., 1914-07-25

The whale has the thickost skin OF
any living creature Us hide in places
at'ains q thickness OF fully two Zee,
Abbeville progress., 1914-07-25

The trouble with men who wear
wrist watches is that you cant lnnict
merited punishment without damaging
the watch.
Abbeville progress., 1914-07-25

Cloves and cinnamon are working
overtime in these young onion days.
ana yet they leave much desirable
work undone.
Abbeville progress., 1914-07-25

SUNDAY joy riders make busy
mUrEue on Monday
Abbeville progress., 1914-07-25

II was bound to come. following the
reports Of agricultural prosperity-au-
tonobile bandits have robbed a
farmer
Abbeville progress., 1914-07-25

City Of Moyico-GeneraI Huerta
and General Blanquet left the capital
"Wednesday night. They boarded a
train on the Mexican railway a few
miles beyond the city for Puerto
Mexico
General Nictoriano Hucrta resigned
from the provisional presidency of
the Mexican republic Wednesday
night and his resilnation was accept
ed by the senate and chamber of depu-
ties by vote Of 121 to Il.
Francisco Carbajal then was ap-
pointed president and took the oath
OF office at the joint session OF the
deputies and senators.
Huerta's resignation was submitted
IN the following terms:
Article l. We accept the resigpa-
ton presented by General Victorina
Huerta as president of the Mexican
United States.
Article ?. We call licentiate Fran
cisco Carbajal, minister of foreign re-
IatIons. TO assume the presidency"
President Carbajal proceeded to the
national palace under an escort of
presidential guards and all along the
way was greeted with tumultuous
cheering
Abbeville progress., 1914-07-25

One OF the newest dances is called
Ihe twinkle" and is both modest and
graceful II hasn't the ghost of
chance
Abbeville progress., 1914-07-25

Some OF our acquaintances are so
dlsagreeable that We feel sure that If
they were farmers they would culti-
vate thistles.
Abbeville progress., 1914-07-25
New Cnllector of Part

New Orleans.-Murphy J. Foster
will take over his new office of col.
lector of the port of New Orleans,
August l.
Abbeville progress., 1914-07-25

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contrary H"'" 'I"
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Abbeville progress., 1914-07-25
Cure. Oid Sores, Other Remedies Won, Cur,

The worst cases, no matter 4 how long stsnfInr
are cured By the wonderful, old r~iisbl. ID,
Portsr's Antiseptic Healing OIL. II relieve,
Pain md Heals 90 The same time. tsc. Soc. sI on
Abbeville progress., 1914-07-25

do not ask n sick man how he
reels says philosopher; tell hi.
funny story" But is any story fun
ny TO sick man?
Abbeville progress., 1914-07-25

Most solf-madp men create the i'm
preston tNat there were no mirrors
when they were iu the making.
Abbeville progress., 1914-07-25

There o. '.a silhouette gown for
women aut rn.1 there ia the Palm
Beach SUN for mon
Abbeville progress., 1914-07-25
Chautauuua for CrnuuInu

Crowley.-A movement is under wav
TO establish a chautauqua at Crowley
for next year.
Abbeville progress., 1914-07-25

How can normal human being
laugh, 20 g.o magazine language. "hcI
IoHIy2"
Abbeville progress., 1914-07-25

Every time wo hear of a Wife beat
ing We wonder why civilization tray
els with such snail pace
Abbeville progress., 1914-07-25

Made since 18lG-IIaufords BaIsam.
Adv
Abbeville progress., 1914-07-25
Charbon Checked at St marti,,,;,,o

St. Martinville.-Charbon. which has
caused some damage among stock
mere, has been checked bv the use NJ
vaccine in the infected districts
Abbeville progress., 1914-07-25

RS up 20 yoI either 20 take tbiDps
as they come. or turn your back and
let them mcaudcr by
Abbeville progress., 1914-07-25

it flows into the irrigation dltches.
These main canals are tapped by the
farmers for sufficient water 70 !rrigate
their growing crops
Abbeville progress., 1914-07-25
Katy Laid New Steel

SmlthYille, Textile Katy has Just
llhIshed laying new steel rails on the
San Antonio division.
Abbeville progress., 1914-07-25
Hicks CAPUDlNE

CURES HEADACHES AND COLDS
Easy To Take Quick Rcliof-Ady.
Abbeville progress., 1914-07-25
DAISYFLY KILLER
Texas Directory

McCANE'S DETECTIVE AGENCY
Houston, Texas. operates the larnest force oi
male and female dct~ctives IN the South. 80
years experience. No chsr2e for snswerina
questions letters. Rates on application.
Evening star. [volume] (Washington, D.C.) 1854-1972, 1914-06-28
PAIL OF GLOOM RESTS
ON THE UNION STATION
Senator Works Bill for the Adolf
ton Of Tips Produces
Panic.
Railway Porters and Dining Car
Walters Object to Having Law
Wished on Them.

Around the Union station there is an
all-pervading shade of gloom, which ex-
tends from the outer portico, where the
taxicabs wait, to the train sheds, where
gaudily uniformed colored porters are
contemplating an organized attack upon
the latest arrival to the city
They have all heard that Senator
Works of California has resolved that
their tips shall be abolished True, they
have also heard that the senator wants
them to have an increase in pay. but.
like the true soldiers of fortune that they
are. they prefer to take a chance on
shaking down Hiram Hicks of middle
western Iowa when he comes on his an
nual. possibly his only, tour east.
What are we going to do?'' said one
of the cigar stand men. plaintively, '1f a
man in a hurry takes fifty cents worth
of cigars and twenty-five cents worth
of magazines and gives us a dollar bill
and then gallops for his train before we
Evening star. [volume] (Washington, D.C.) 1854-1972, 1914-06-28
MAP SHOWS ANTIQUITIES
Of OLD CLIFF CITIES
Prehistoric Dwellings to Be Pre-
served in Proposed Ma
tional Park.

Persons interested in archaeology and
members of the House ard Senate have
received from correspondents in Santa
Fe. n Mex. a map just issued there
showing the proposed national park OF
the cliff cities. bills to create which have
been introduced in both houses of Con-
gress
The antiquities shown on the map are
only the most important of those that
have been actually located There are
many others that are not shown. Near
ly all the canyons on the east slope OF
the Jemez mountains have their north
walls honey combed with cliff dwellings,
On the Jemez plateau, psychologists say.
are found habitations of prehstorie man
IN great ruin centers. suggestive Of
cities. around which claster the puehlos
OF Indians who represent a civilization
antedatinS the discovery of America.
The communal houses are always ac-
companied by many other antiquit ies,
such cliff dwellings, shrines suhter-
ranean ceremonial chambers. rock-worn
trails, Stairways carved into the rock,
etc.
Archeoloeists say the area included IN
the proposed park is of greater archeo-
logical and chronological value than any
other area in the United States They
are hoping that ConSi ess will take ac-
ton at this session on the bills creating
the park, one of which was introduced
in the Senate by Senator Catron and the
other in the House by Representative
FerSusson The bills have been Endorsed
by A. A Jones. first assistant secretary
OF the interior, and other officials.
Evening star. [volume] (Washington, D.C.) 1854-1972, 1914-06-28
PARCEL POST OPENED
FOR LIBRARY BOOKS
New Service Is Expected Partially
to Overcome the Lack of
Branches.

The Public Library has put into opera
ton plan for utilizing the parcel post
to make II easier for residents of the city
to get and exchange books. The extension
of the parcel post service to include books
has made 1t possible. it is declared, for
the library to overcome to a slight ex-
tent the disadvantages resulting from an
insufficient number of branch libraries.
People who live so far from Mount YER
non square that trip to the library can
be made very infrequently, can exchange
books as often as they desire by using
the parcel post. In case of sudden illness
or any other cause which may prevent a
trip down town to return a book which is
due, borrower can avoid mourning fine
for the retention of the book by returning
it through the parcel post. If he so re-
quests. the next day will bring him
another book so that he need not be
without reading matter while confined to
his house
Evening star. [volume] (Washington, D.C.) 1854-1972, 1914-06-28
ACTION BY j. S. LIKELY
IN NEW HAVEN DEAL
Filing of Suit by Government Next
Move Unless State Makes
Recession.

Unless the Massachusetts legislature
gives its speedy approval of a changed
plan under which the New Haven rail-
road may dispose of the Boston ana
Maine. the filing of a suit by the federal
government to separate the two lines
SENS imminent.
Howard Elliott chairman of the New
Haven directors. was in Washington
yesterday. and called at the interstate
commerce commission and the Depart
ment of Justice to discuss New Haven
affairs.
The position of the directors of the
New Haven was made clear in a recent
resolution adopted by them in Boston,
stating they would not be willing TO
have Boston Railway Holding Company
dispose of the Boston and Maine stock
if the Massachusetts Legislature insisted
that each certificate be stamped with
the provision that stock might be taken
over by the commonwealth at a price to
be fixed by agreement or by court.
Evening star. [volume] (Washington, D.C.) 1854-1972, 1914-06-28
DECLARED TO BE MENACE.
Two States Object to Being Refuge
for Tuberculosis Patients.

A delegation OF physicians and repre-
sentatives in Congress from Texas ana
Colorado told the House interstate COM
merce committee yesterday that tubercular
patients who go to those states for their
health are a menace to the states and
that there should be $4,000 appropria-
ton for government hospitals and camps
for the cure of such patients. The advo-
Gates of the bill before the committee in
cluded Drs w NJ. Brumby. San Antonio;
H. +. Newton, Austin: John d. Boyd and
Holman Taylor of Fort Worth. and Rep
resentatives Garner and Summers, Texas.
and kindel and Seldomridse. Colorado.
Evening star. [volume] (Washington, D.C.) 1854-1972, 1914-06-28

ator Wucks amt no name fob him. Why,
dat man don't know nothin' about wuck.
else he'd be glad to see us gittin' mo- tips
den we are gittin' now.
Just let him carry one of dem suit
cases all de way from de front door to dc
train. Den he'll know what wuck means. :
he added: AN does he think I'm gw1ne
to stay here for a measly $3.50 week
Not me, I amt I'll go back to drivin
a ash wagon OATS what I'll do
And that is a general sentiment. ii
Senator Works keeps on you may expect
almost any day to hear of the organiza-
ton of the Union Station Society for the
Promotion and Propagation Of Tips.
Evening star. [volume] (Washington, D.C.) 1854-1972, 1914-06-28

keep them until October1, or return all
or any of them. at any time. and receive
other books in exchange.
The following regulations governing
this new extension of library privileges
have been announced by the librarian.
ANY registered borrower may deposit 81
to cover the cost of mailing books A re-
ceipt card will be furnished and the va
rious charges for postage will be punched
on this card so that it will at all times
show the balance to the credit of the Dor
rover Any unexpended balance remain
positor at any time on application.
Evening star. [volume] (Washington, D.C.) 1854-1972, 1914-06-28
At Risk Of Borrower.

The borrowers card must always ac-
company requests and shipment OF books.
Responsibility for losses or DAMAGES
incidental to transportation must be
borne by the borrower. Books must be
securely wrapped and tied, but must
not be sealed. Damages or excess
postage charges caused by careless
wrapping will be charged against the
sender.
REQUESTS for books to be sent by
parcel post should be sent under sep
arate cover and not with the BOOKS
which are being returned. If the re-
ouest were sent in the same package
with the books. first-class postage
would be charged on the entire pack
age. In sending requests for books
borrowers are urged to put on their
list several more titles than are de-
sired in order that the librarians may
have some statement of preference to
guide them in case the books most de-
sired are not available at the time.
Evening star. [volume] (Washington, D.C.) 1854-1972, 1914-06-28
Dismissal From Army Approved.

President Wilson has approved the
sentence of dismissal imposed on Maj.
Benjamin NJ. Koehler of the Coast Ar
tillery Corps by court-martial Maj.
Kochler was in command at Fort
Terry. Plum Island, n. Y. when sensa-
tional charges were brought against
him. and the trial was held behind
closed doors.
Evening star. [volume] (Washington, D.C.) 1854-1972, 1914-06-28
July Is Is Limit.

July Is is the time limit Attorney Cen
eral McReynolds fixed within which the
separation must be effected under the
agreemnt entered into between the Ne"
Haven officials, and the Department OF
Justice.
New Haven directors say they had no
intimation that the enabling act TO De
passed by the legislature would contain
the stamping provision until the COM
pleted DILL was presented to them. In
their negotiations with the Department
of Justice for settlement of the separa-
ton without suit. no mention was made
of the conditions which they regard as
Objectionable.
Evening star. [volume] (Washington, D.C.) 1854-1972, 1914-06-28
Nav Appear Before Committee.

Interstate Commerce Commissioners
Clements and Hall will be requested to
appear before the interstate commit
tee of the Senate Tuesday to dis
cuss the proposed amendment to the
Rayborn stock and bond issue bill, 1t
was announced yesterday: Both have pre-
scented their views to the committee
but since that time the bill has
been much amended by the committee,
it Is said.
Evening star. [volume] (Washington, D.C.) 1854-1972, 1914-06-28
Adee Is Made Delegate.

Assistant Secretary Adee of the State
Department. quietly pedaling his way on
a bicycle trip through Europe. IS is his
annual custom. has suddenly been dele
gated to attend the Spitzbergen confer
ence at Christiana. framing a govern
ment for No Mans Land. He takes the
place of William X. Collier. who is i'll.
Evening star. [volume] (Washington, D.C.) 1854-1972, 1914-06-28
Walters Broken Hearted.

The immaculate walters who serve in
the dining cars and. in more favored
communities, preside over the buffet are
broken hearted. One Of them wept when
they told him that Senator Works want
ed to have him fined $40 because he had
annexed a twenty five-cent tip on five
cent shine. He wanted to know whether
the railroad and the United States Sen
ate would ultimately combine and make
him pay his own carfare while he was
working.
At 2 cents a mile he had it figured
out that he would owe the railroad about
81 1000 in three months. After this he in
dulged in gloomy predictions, in which
the penitentiary and the bankruptcy
courts split fifty-ffty over his shattered
remains.
How is 1 gwine to pay my taxes on all
dem houses 1 got he walled IF desc
people keeps a-comin along en- takin'
nah bread m buttah outen my mouf?
l ask you dat"
But think" said some one soothingly.
Your salary will be fixed
"Yassuh,'' he said. in accents of in
finite contempt, lit will be fixed all right.
Wuss den a crap game in South Caro-
lima
Evening star. [volume] (Washington, D.C.) 1854-1972, 1914-06-28
Porters Wall the Loudest.

But Of all the protestants against Sem
ator Works action. the porters were the
loudest. Did the senator want everybody
to carry his own baggage?
Oats a fine name fob him." said a
tall, mahogany hued servitor in robin s
blue uniform and a bright red cap
Think Of him calm hisself Wucks Sen
Evening star. [volume] (Washington, D.C.) 1854-1972, 1914-06-28
DIED.

BRIGHT On Friday. June ri. 1914. ar la.4,
pm. at her residence 1920 PENNSYLVANIA ave.
nue. southeast MlRA ANN widow of Jnhn W
Funeral Monday Inn. % a, !. nm R,,.,,,..
and friends invited ~ p'.A ~.
| CONsELL Friday. June 70 1914 at 80 am..
BRIDGET, beloved wife Of John Council.
Funeral services will be held at her late re>i-
dence. 1873 LIST street northwest. Monday. Juna
~. at $50: thence Ia ST. Martius Chur,h
where requiem mass VIII be said AT am tor
the repose OF her soul
| CoNNoR- On Friday. June ". 1914. at 1880
COY, coSSa Or, -, -, -. ,.- 80
Funeral from his lae residence. l2la Quincy
street north, northeast, b1ookland, D: e, Mt 100
an. Monday June - interment private, IN
'ienwood cemetery. -
ELLIS. On Ihursday, June .; l3i4 at 80
p,n'' amonaS a, pcioNea huspahu Vi 'n'
Funeral MondaE T.. morning from his late resi- I.
at o'clock for the repose of his soul.
FORSYTH On Saturday. June =! 1914. at a:SS,
pm, at his residence; i:.T I street north
west, RoBERT H. FoRSfIH, IN his shU-
NTH year
Notice OF funeral hereafter. H.
HEDDERMAN On Friday; June Is 1914. at
-. AM ,;,s NARY J. aEDpERMAM. beloved
wire OF Michaei a Hedderman snee King.
fuherai I.oni htr iate Tesnense' 54l srest
nu.nwesa. m MI June =: thence 10 ~.
hei soul Relatives and friends invited 10
attend lnterment at Mount olivet cemetery.
baltimore papers please copyD
=, 49, -.
LEVI LEVI n. II HUMMER nI Beloved nA husband Il
nrs., ,u nns tr ~ m's us s' sns ,one
precious one from US mas gone,
voice we Ioveu Is suii;
place Is vacant IN 1ur nome
at .r ~ y @
uherat from betheI bap.ls. tnurch on sund.V's
June ., at pm. hlhoE omit MOWERS.
.nn,n -, ac sos. :. -, ,s. =.
her dauSnter, Mrs. y T. MeeZe. brokyh.
y l. MIS- huSENA HAMblAiN. Wldow Of
Inc iate br.an nearing DMyer anu nolner
OF MI henaaii ana rogers " DW.eI a..
Funenl VIII take place MONDAY. June -. az 80
Ith street FRIENDS Inviteu 10 Iunerai IN :
ternent private. tRichmond papers please z
cop".t
n - n. ,o, .
fAithf-fs. IN rIiuA!, Juhe - .n9, at II
Evening star. [volume] (Washington, D.C.) 1854-1972, 1914-06-28

Martin Moghar, convicted at Baltimore
May - of murder in the first degree for
killing his wife, was sentenced to inn
prisonment for life in the pententiary.
But for the jury's request that the deaf
penalty be not imposed, the judge said.
he would have sentenced Moghar 70 be
hanged.
Evening star. [volume] (Washington, D.C.) 1854-1972, 1914-06-28
Maine stock under decree of the fed

Maine stock under a decree Of the fed
eral court.
Stockholders will suffer severe loss, if
the stock cannot be sold at fair price,
and the directors believe it would be diff
f1cult to get fair price if the stock is
stamped as the legislature suggests. The
resolution adopted by the directors and
forwarded to Gov. Walsh says:
las trustees for the company. for its
owners and its creditors. the directors
cannot accept the proposed conditions.
While the bill appears to authorize them
to sell the Boston and Maine stock. 1t
does not do SO, in fact. Much as they
may regret the necessity of recourse to
the courts, they are left no option in the
matter. if the bill passes in its present
form -
Evening star. [volume] (Washington, D.C.) 1854-1972, 1914-06-28
Aid at Vacation Time.

This new scheme will also make it cas-
Ter for people who go out of town for their
vacati lions to take advan tage of the usual
vacation privileges, by which they can
take ten books with them and either
Evening star. [volume] (Washington, D.C.) 1854-1972, 1914-06-28
Makes Them Unstable.

In the opinion of the New Haven d.
rectors, this provision makes the shares
unstable, and would put the company
in worse position than 1t would be
were it compelled to sell the Boston and
Evening star. [volume] (Washington, D.C.) 1854-1972, 1914-06-28

can make change. Will we have to chase
him all the way to New York to keep
from going to Jail?
ITS a fine sort of fix when hard
working man has law wished on him
that makes him pay a one-thousand-dol-
lar fine because he can't run fast enough
to catch the New York express"
Evening star. [volume] (Washington, D.C.) 1854-1972, 1914-06-28

Yard-wide extra crisp.
sheer and dainty. Woven
from selected Egyptian
combed yarn. and never
loses it's finish.
Evening star. [volume] (Washington, D.C.) 1854-1972, 1914-06-28

Light and dark grounds: show
ing flowers. dots. rings. figures
and stripes in Printed Crepe. Flow
cred Organdy, Printed mi
Batiste. Satin-stripe Mar OBC
guisette. Yard. .