davidaulloa/AmericanStories huggingface dataset:
The Penn's Grove record., 1914-11-20
Notice of Settlement

Notice is hereby given. that the account Of
the subscriber, Guardian, of the estate of
Joseph Straughn. %luDatic, now deceased, will
be audited and stated by the Surrogate, and
reported for settlement to the Orphans
Court of the County Of Salem, on Friday the
twenty-seventh day Of November next.
BENJAMIN w. ~STRAUGHN
Guardian
Dated October2S, A. D. 1914 10 2S st
The Penn's Grove record., 1914-11-20
HOME HAPPENINGS.
SALE REGISTER

Nov. 1S-Personal property, Henry Reymer,
near Pedricktown.
Nov. 21-Peter Grim and Amos Wits ell, near
ChurchtOwn.
Nov. 22-Real Estate. Thompson Property
Salem.
Dec. l-Personal Property. Warren Risner,
near Perkintown.
The Penn's Grove record., 1914-11-20

R~eturnable February 18Th. A. D.. 1915

BY virtue Of the above stated writ to me di.
rected and delivered. against Harry Chew, de-
PENDANT, l shall expose to sale at bubble ven
due on
The Penn's Grove record., 1914-11-20

Nouchdowns; Burke 2, Hunt 2, Borden.
Goals from toucdowns; Diver 2, Burke.
)stitutions Bridgeton; Miller for ASH
~ ade, Peterson for Gibson, Louis for
45 rIer; Penns Grove; w. Smith for Con-
6 sr. Officials Referee Archer. UNI
e Callahan. Headlinesman Shepard.
3 mekeepers; Reed and Kinkl qmTime t
3 quarters l2minutes, CUB
Score by quarters,
fanns Grove 0 ( 10 SO
Z 'idgeton 0 0 0
The Penn's Grove record., 1914-11-20
SHERIFFOS SALE

IN CHANCERY OF NEW JERSEY
Between
Sarah DOlbOW and
Frederick DOlbOw,
COmpltS. Fieri Facias
and
Harry Chew, Deft.
BoletiÌn mercantil de Puerto Rico. (San Juan, P.R.) 18??-1918, 1914-02-02
La reforma de la
ley de patentes
Confirmation de la "a. plana.) }

tempo que los haya venido verifican-
do, Y en- tai case, debera calcularse, pa
ra los fines de esta ley ell volumen de
sus negocios durante un ano, por ell
montante proportional de los misrnos
en- el tempo que lleve establecido
Seccion 10-Toda persona, firma, so
ciedad, asociaci6n, corporation Il otra
forma cualquiera de organization CO.
mercial 8 industrial, que diere princi-
pio a una industria negocio sujeto al
pago de patente con arreglo a las dis
posiciones de esta ley, debera inmedia-
tamente notifcarlo al Tesorero NUM-
cipal, quien lie expedira una icencla
provisional, libre de todo impuesto,
hasta eel 1ltimo dia del trimestre Ell
que hubiese empezado su negocio, en-
dicho dia, debera el referido conner
ciante 8 industrial prescntar la decla.
raci6n jurada a que Sc refeIa la secci6n
anterior en- virtud de la cual, prey ia
la aprobaci6n del Concejo, debera ell
BoletiÌn mercantil de Puerto Rico. (San Juan, P.R.) 18??-1918, 1914-02-02

Secretario del Ayuntamiento enviara
al Tesorero Municipal una copia CERT
ficada de la misma para su uso pa
ra que expida, de acuer6o con ella. 4
cada comerciante industrial. el cer-
tifcado de patente correspondence, Ell
la forma que el Concejo Municipal
Seccion lila patente comercial 8
industrial prescrita por esta ley. co
menzara cobrarse ell primero de julio
de 1914, en- plazos trimestrales uue
venceran ell primero de octubre ell pri
nero de enero, ell primero de abril
y ell primero de julio de cada
alo. Ell Tesorero Municipal dividi-
ra en- la proportion correspondent
te a dichos trimestres, la cantidad
annual que debera satisfacer cada unc,
con clnco dias 10 menos de anticipa-
clon, Ell montante de la misma Fl GER
tlficado de patente debidamente firma-
do por ell Tesorero Municipal, visado
por el Contador Municipal, sera ell
comprabante de haberse efectuado el
pago de la patente 8 licencia.
Seccion 18.-El certifcado que SC
refiere la secci6n anterior debera ser
colocado en- sitio visible del estableci-
miento comercial, oficina, vehiculo etc.
que corresponds, de acuerdo con las
reglas que estableciere eel Concejo Nu-
nlcipal para su inspection.
Secci6n 19.-Toda persona, sociedad,
association L otra forma cualquiera &c
organization industrial que empren-
III 9re negocios sin la patente correspon-
dlente expedida por ell Tesorero del
Iunlciplo, o que dejare de satisfacer II
lmporte de las mismas dentro del pri-
mor mes de cada trimestre. incurrl~a
IN una multa maxima de cincuenta do
!aIes, segun Sc provea por los Conceio
ell sus Ordenanzas.
Secci6n 20-Concejos Municipa!es
ha ran por medic de Ordenanzas la re-
glamentaci6n que creyeren necesaria
BoletiÌn mercantil de Puerto Rico. (San Juan, P.R.) 18??-1918, 1914-02-02

Tesorero Municipal expedir la patente
correspondence de acuerdo con las dis
|posiciones de esta ley.
Secci6n 11.--El Tesorero de Puerto
Rico entregara cada municipahdad to
das las listas que actualmente obren IN
su poder, de contribuyentes por con-
cepto de patentes; las declaraciouss
juradas correspondence, Y todo otro
documento relacionado con dichas pa.
tentes, para ser usadas por los funcio-
narios municipales en- la aplicaci6n de
esta ley.
Secci6n 12.-El primero de abril de
1914, cada ano subsiguiente en- la
misma fecha, el Tesorero Municipal ha-
IA una lista de todas las personas, fir
mas, sociedades, asociaciones, corpora
clones otra forma cualquiera de or
ganizaeion comercial industrial, que
cXplote cualquiera de los negocios re
lacionados en- la seccion de esta ley, Y
sugeto 4 tributaci6n en- virtud de la
misma juntamente con el montante res
pectivo del volumen de sus negocios, y
la remitira al Concejo Municipal para
su aprobaci6n Ell Concejo fjara ell IT,
pc 8 tanto por ciento de contribution
que debera cobrarse de acuerdo con las
secciones l y de esta ley y senalara
"a cantidad anual que corresponds
cada negocio. Una vez aprobada esta
lista, ell Alcalde hara que sea fjada al
p1blico por ell termino de ounce d'as
n sitio visible de la Casa Ayuntamien-
to.
Secci0n 13-Cuando no lie sea posi-
bic al Tesorero Municipal nj la Colni-
sion de Patentes nombrada por ell Con-
cejo, de acuerdo con 10 que mas ade-
lante Sc dispone, averiguar ell volumen
de negOcios de un comerciante indus
trial, sera clasifcado por el Concejo
Municipal, previo informe de la referi-
da comisi6n, estableciendo la compara-
zion de dicho negocio industria con
otro similar
BoletiÌn mercantil de Puerto Rico. (San Juan, P.R.) 18??-1918, 1914-02-02

en- cada localidad para Is aplicaci6n de
esta ley, de acuerdo con 10 que en- ella
Sc establece, y senalaran las penalida-
des que estlmen procedentes q los IN
fractores de las disposiciones de la mis-
ma de dichas Ordenanzas, sin exceder
en- case d multa, de la cantidad de cir
cuenta d6lares. Ell Juez de Paz s Ia
Corte Municipal correspondence como
ceran de las .infracciones que Sc come
tan contra esta ley contra los citados
Reglamentos del Concejo. Las multas
lngresaran en- Ell Tesoro de cada NUM-
cipalidad.
Seccion 21.-Queda VICENTE hasta el
81 de JUNO de 1914, en- todo aquc. 10
que no Sc oponga la aplicaci6n V de-
lsenVolVlmlento de esta ley titu'ada
Ley para establecer un nuevo sistema
Ole patentes industriales de comercio,
para derogar ell parrafo 10 de la sec
clon 10, las secciones de la 72 4 la
lol, ambas inclusive, de una Ley para
cstablecer Tn sistema de gobierno logal
| y para otros fines, aprobada en- mar.
20 l3 ole 1913; con las enmiendas esta-
blecldas en- la misma por una LEY pa
"a enmendar una ley titulada Ley Do:
"a establecer un nuevo sistema de IA
tentes lndustriales de comercio. para
derogar ell p5rrafo 10 de la secci6n n
Y las secciones de la 72 a la 81. ambas
lneluslves, de una Ley para establecer
un slstema de gobierno local para
otros fines, aprobada en- MARIO 13 de
1913 - aprobada en- agosto y lie
1913. > Y en- dicha fecha. 30 de iunio
de 1914 queda defnitivamente derooa-
Ga.
Secci6n 22.-Toda ley Q parte de ley
que Sc oponga a la presente, queda de-
rogada
Secci6n 23.-Esta ley empezara a re
CIR inmediatamente despu6s de su apro
bacion
BoletiÌn mercantil de Puerto Rico. (San Juan, P.R.) 18??-1918, 1914-02-02

Secci6n 14.-Todo contribuyente que
conslderase injusta la cantidad que Sc
lie senaiare por ell Concejo Municipal
para ell pago de la contribution a que
Sc refere esta ley, podra protestar ante
Ell mlsmo Concejo Municipal antes del
Ola 20 de mayo de cada afio, hacienda
por cscrito las objeciones que estime
pertinentes. Ell fConcejo Municipal
nombrara de su seno una Comision Es-
peclal que investigue ell case, esta
Comision Sc reunira dentro de los duin
ce dias siguientes la fecha en- que
tuvlese conocimiento de la protesta v
practlcara una investigation exami-
nando, 81 10 creyere necesario, la conta
bilidad del querellante recibiendo ha.
10 Juramento todas aquellas declara
Clones que creyese conveniente tomac
para llegar al exacto conocimiento de
los hechos que investigue; una vez
terminada dicha investigation, preser-
tiara su lnforme al Concejo Municipal,
ell cual decidira en- vista del mismo. La
Comisi6n nombrada por ell Concejo Mu-
nicipal para la investigation que Sc
refiere esta secci6n, tendra por la pre-
Isente Sc lie confiere. la facultad de to-
mar juramento a todas aquellas perso-
mas que tengan que declarar ante ella.
Secci6n 15.-Cualquier contribuyen-
te que no estuviere conforme con la
decision del Concejo Municipal sobre
la protesta que hubiese establecido ie
acuerdo con la secci6n anterior, podra
recurrir ante una Corte de Jurisdiction
competente y, en- caso dc que la deci-
sion de la Corte fuere favorable para
Ell reclamante, el Tesorero Municipal
devolvera la cantidad que hubiese CO.
brado en- eXceso.
Secci6n 16-Tan pronto como la lis
ia de contribuyentes por patentes co.
merciales industriales Sc hubiere re-
visado y aprobado en- definitiva por 81
Concejo Municipal, a mas tardar ell
dia primero de JUNO de cada ano. ell
BoletiÌn mercantil de Puerto Rico. (San Juan, P.R.) 18??-1918, 1914-02-02

Lns m6dicos Ia rscomiandAn y rseeeam.
Los meiores resultados - pusden espsraa
tom6ndolaA O0mprelas On Il botica m1o
cercana Dc - casa pldanoe muestTas y a
9olloto QUO tratA do elias.
Davis \ tAwssnce Ca, Nasva 70,
The Punta Gorda herald. [volume] (Punta Gorda, Fla.) 1893-1958, 1914-04-16
LOCAL LACONICS'
Events in and About the City
Briefly Mentioned

S. F. j. Trabue is spending a
few days in Tampa.
Col. N. Holderby was a visitor
to Tampa and st. Petersburt first
of the week.
r. Mixing is now occupying the
room in the Punta Gorda Bank
building recently vacated by A.
s. Durham, and will continue to
carry full line Of fruits and pro
duce, candies and CONNECTIONS.
Miss Nancy Haslett left Tues
day morning for her former home
Gutherie, Oklahoma, where she
will spend the summer with fri
ends and relatives, returning
here in the fall.
E. G. jackson caught a big jew
fish from the city pier Monday
night. He had an exciting expo
rience landing the fellow. The
fish weighed $50 pounds and i
the largest caught here recently
r. B. Price is late arrival II
Punta Gorda, occupying the Heew
lit cottage on northeast Marian
avenue. Mr.. Price has bought
the saw mill property formerly
owned by j. P. Clark, and is in
stalling new equipment and max
ing various improvements in thu
plant, and will soon have it in full
operation.
Nice line of boys knee pants
suits just received at R. G
Blount. If. (adv.)
The Punta Gorda herald. [volume] (Punta Gorda, Fla.) 1893-1958, 1914-04-16


pers but the law requires the petit
ton to be signed by the States
Attorney, and the answer of the
city must be filed within twenty
days. The attorneys for the
bond houses have rendered opin-
ions to the effect that under the
law of 1911 all Florida bonds must
go through the validating and
confirming process, otherwise they
refuse to render approving op;n-
ions, and they require the exact
letter of the law to be followed.
After the decree of valiiation is
handed down, as it undoubtedly
will be, the case stands open for
twenty days to permit any one in
terested to appeal to the supreme
court. If no such appeal is taken
the judgment of the court is for
ever conclusive and the validity
of the bonds can never be called
in question in any court in this
State.
Five white men, Will Wilson,
Joe Prevo, Geo. Butler, Ben Lowe
and Jim Woods, and two negroes,
who were confined in the county
Jail at Arcadia, regained their
liberty for a short while last Fri
day evening and did their best to
make good their escape, but sher-
tiff Dishong and his deputies by
quick and effective maneuvering
soon had them all back in their Gus
today, and in addition landed a
mother man, Jessie Lindsey, sta
tie convict who had escaped from
the turpentine camp of the Nc
Cormick Company near Edge,
behind the bars. The prisoners
got out of Jail by digging hole
through the brick wall. Owing
to excessive heat in the upper cells
during the day, the sheriff had al
lowed the prisoners the privilege
of the corridors, and they took
advantage of him; but they were
soon landed back in their cells and
will now have to stay there, heat
or no heat, until their cases are
disposed of by the court.
Cooperate with your neighbor
to help the community; open your
eyes to the advantage Of your
town; make it practice to buy
from home merchants; money in
vested at home brings the surest
dividends; understand that in I'M
lily there is strength; nine-tenths
of our people believe in this town,
it is up to us to enlist the other
tenth; the knockers hurt every
body and help nobody, you sure
lily cannot afford to be one Of them,
| School closes in two weeks.
The Punta Gorda herald. [volume] (Punta Gorda, Fla.) 1893-1958, 1914-04-16
Regular meeting Eastern Star
tomorrow night.

ReSular meellng Eastern Star
tomorrow night.
Chas. P. Schceber left vester.
day afternoon for his home At Raw
st. Louis, Miss, after several
months spent pleasantly in this
city.
City tax collector, P. O. Gautier
calls attention to the fact that the
tax books close last of this month,
All who have not paid their taxes
should do so promptly and save
extra expense and trouble.
Little Miss Mayne Burnham eel.
ebrated her thirteenth birthday
Monday by giving a party at the
home of her parents, Mr.. and Mrs
A. S. Burnham, which was enioy-
ed by fifteen of her little friends.
G. c. Rose of Guthrie, Okla, af-
ter spending several months in
this city, a guest at the home of
friends, Mr.. and Mrs. j. J. las
lett, left Tuesday morning to re-
turn to the West He intends
ccmina back to Punta Gorda in
the early fall.
III. j. Daughtery has moved his
meat market into the new
WEIGH brick building, occupying
a portion of the room in which
Burnham's Grocery is now locat-
ed. Mr.. Daughtery will soon be
prepared to serve all patrons
promptly. He has an advertise
ment in this paper.
A strange negro giving has
name as Willie Graham came in
here Thursday night and put up
at Carrie Washington boarding
house. He stole a suit of clothes,
extra pair of trousers, two pairs
Of shoes and other apparel belong
ing to another boarder and left
early next morning. Marsh
al Lipscomb was informed of the
theft and gave chase, catching the
man at Shell creek. He brought
him back and locked him up to
await trial.
Mrs. Corbett entertained the
Music and Expression Club at her
home on Olympia avenue, last
Friday afternoon. The program
was as fellows: Piano solo, Hen
rietta harrington; Vocal solo, Mrs
Goldstein; Piano solo, Mrs. Cor
bett; Vocal solo, Loise Irwin.
Three new members, Ruth Hay
man, Mrs. Wotitzky and Beatrice
Corbett,. were taken into the club.
1t was decided that during the
| spring and summer months, that
a sewing club would be united
with the M. E. G. Delicious re-
freshments were served. The
club will meet in the club room
next Friday.-SEC.
The petition to validate the city
bonds was signed yesterday in
Barlow by States Attorney, Sin
gletary, and judge Whitney i'm.
mediately issued an order requir-
ing the city officials to show cause
on May 4th at Arcadia. City At
torney Chadman prepared the pa
The Punta Gorda herald. [volume] (Punta Gorda, Fla.) 1893-1958, 1914-04-16
TAX ASSESSORS NOTICE

/ will be at my office in the town hall
from 5 to 1880 a. m. daily Mich. 18th to
April 80, 1914 for the purpose of re-
ceiving returns on all taxable property,
both real and personal. within the corr
porate limits OF the town Of Punta Gorda
for the year 1914
p. o. GAUTIER, Tax AS
Mch Q 1914. SCISSOR of p. G..
The Punta Gorda herald. [volume] (Punta Gorda, Fla.) 1893-1958, 1914-04-16

E. c. Thornhill announces as a
candidate for the legislature from
DeSoto County and will make an
active campaign.
The Punta Gorda herald. [volume] (Punta Gorda, Fla.) 1893-1958, 1914-04-16
IN COURT OF THE COUNTY JUDGE
STATE OF FLORIDA

INRE ESTATE OF
Notice is hereby given to all whom IT may
concern, that on the goth day Of April. A. ID.
IoI4, shall apply to the honorable W.D Bell
anal discharge as guardian of the person and
estate Of I. l.. Morgan, minor heir OF M
Morgan deceased: and that at the same time
will present my final accounts as guardian OF
said estate and ask for their approval.
'-'N MARTHA s. MORGAN,
Guardian.
Dated Oct. s7th, A. ID. 1913.
The Punta Gorda herald. [volume] (Punta Gorda, Fla.) 1893-1958, 1914-04-16

The petition to validate the city
bonds was signed yesterday in
Barlow by States Attorney, Sin
gletary, and judge Whitney inn
mediately issued an order requir-
ing the city officials to show cause
on May 4th at Arcadia. City At
torney Chadman prepared the pa
The Jasper weekly courier. [volume] (Jasper, Ind.) 1858-1922, 1914-11-27

The horrors of the Indian mutt
ny will still be remembered, ani
the cause which led to 1t IL q mat
ter of history. Cartridges creased
with cows fat were served out to
the sepoys, who, refused to us4
them on the ground ths& lie cow
was a sacred animal. Almost with
out any warning the terINs naassa-
cres followed, which vsfs only
avenged at an enormous eIpendi-
ture Of lives and money.
The war which deluged Austris
and Prussia with blood in 1865 en-
anated in the former failing to an
swer a question asked by the latter.
In the spring of that year the Aus
TRANS began to arm very speedily,
and powerfully, and the Prussians
wanted to know the reason. To
this they would give no reply, and
Prussia, thinking it was an un-
friendly and menacing action,
brought about TIE CORY campaign.--
London Tit Dits.
The Jasper weekly courier. [volume] (Jasper, Ind.) 1858-1922, 1914-11-27
Just Her Habit.

A widower was being married TO,
the fourth time recently. During
the ceremony one of the guests is
surprised to hear violent sobs pro.
ceeding from a woman in a corner
of the church.
"Who is that lady who is crying
SO bitterly ?" he asks of the by
ISLANDERS.
ooh, its only Martha, our cook .
answers one of the bridegroom's
children. "She ALWAYS blubbers
when papa gets married r"-London
Mail.
The Jasper weekly courier. [volume] (Jasper, Ind.) 1858-1922, 1914-11-27
Chinese Wor.hi, ef Ane,-.or.

= The one sp;ritua. force that DOM
mates every cla4s of society in Chi
ma is ancestor Worship. In the Chi
nese religion there is no other that
can take its place for a moment. A
man may or may not worship idols.
He may express LIS utter skept;c-
ism about them or profess belief in
them. No one cares what he
thinks. Let him, however, neglect
the worship of the dead and he IL
looked upon and pointed to With
the bitterest scorn both by his own
relations and by his neighbors. The
worst taunt that the hesthen can
hurl against the Christian. and the
one that stingS him molt, IL the
sneering statement that he aas no
ancestors.-New York Tribu,e.
The Jasper weekly courier. [volume] (Jasper, Ind.) 1858-1922, 1914-11-27
The Day and the knioht.

Lord Kelvin when professor s'
Glasgow university was occasionally
obscure and complex when the in
terest of a side issue led him off the
beaten track This was made the
subject of an epigram which con
trasted his methods with those OF
his assistant, Day, to his disadvan-
tage. The occasion chosen was that
of his return from having received
his knighthood, and a student wrote
upon the blackboard, "Work while
it is yet Day, for the knight cometh
when no man can work"
The Jasper weekly courier. [volume] (Jasper, Ind.) 1858-1922, 1914-11-27
Sarcastic.

There is a certain Wilmington
business man: of a rather waggish
disposition, who contends that his
wife has>no Imagination. At dinner
one night he chanced to mention
a tragic circumstance he had read
in the evening paper on his way
home. A passenger on transatlan-
tic steamer had fallen overheard in
midocean, and he had never been
seen again. "Was he drowned p
asked his wife. "Of course not D
answered the irrepressible hubby,
''but he sprained his ankle, l be.
lieve." ."-Argonaut.
The Jasper weekly courier. [volume] (Jasper, Ind.) 1858-1922, 1914-11-27
The MANAGER Wae CutA

The crowd swayed hv.rS ths
manager of the open air sfur
"What did you mean BY adyertis.
in thet tight rope walker" cried
the spokesman.
Gust What 1 said," replied the
unabashed manager.
"But the rope was laid on tn
ground" cried the spokesman, Gan
your fraud of a rope walker just
walked on it step or twol Do you
call that tight rope walkingr"
@Certainlyp shouted the man
sger. "The man was tight, wasn't
he Y-Cleveland Plain Dealer. ="
The Jasper weekly courier. [volume] (Jasper, Ind.) 1858-1922, 1914-11-27
Too Great a losa

= Whoever knows anything about
the small boy and his pride In his
first pair of trousers VIII recognize
the truth of story the Philadel-
phia Ledger prints.
Tommy was at Sunday school In
his first "real"t "tslothes. A pictnD
Of "A lot OF little angels was before
the class, and the teacher asked
Tommy il he would not like to be
one.
"No, ma'am," replied Tommy
after inspecting the picture.
Not want to be an angel, Tom,
myp reproached the teacher. "WhN
not ?" !
"Cause I'd have to give up M
nsv psOt.,o said Xamay saGRlJAJ
The Jasper weekly courier. [volume] (Jasper, Ind.) 1858-1922, 1914-11-27
4 STUDENT NXE.
Conspiracy Of Silence That Put en-.
Professor In q Panic.

Professor Elias Loomis for many
years occupied the chair Of asEono.
my at Yale and was the author OF
the well known series of mathemat-
ical text books.
! Professor LOOMS repeated each
year to the junior class course OF
lectures or physics. The Hectares
were illustrated by experiments.
and in one on compressed aiG IA
explained the principle of the well
known air gun.
The students of each succeeding
class as they entered the room for
this particular lecture found on the
side of the room remote from TIE
platform a small target. After eI-
planning the operation of the gun
Professor LOOMS was in tho habit
of landing three of its projectiles
with mathematical accuracy in the
center of the bullseye.
The professor was always sp-
plauded for this feat, but bis grim
face, covered BY tightly drawn
skin Of parchment hue, never show
ed the slightest sign of qualification
or recognition of any kind. To-hEn
it was apparently only a scientific
experiment to be exactly demon
strated.
One class of Juniors, however.
who had learned of the immemofial
incident from the then seniors, at
tempted a little experiment Nof
their own, the subject being matfYe-
matical and scientific human ma.
ture.
Three puffs from the air gun, and,
although the students saw that the
bullseye was perforated as usual,
there was not sound Of applause.
Professor Doomis looked q moment
at the class in startled way, then
at the target, and then, with a de-
gree of emotion he had never be-
fore shown, exclaimed:
Didn't it hit? Didn't II hit?
Didn't it hit?
A roar Of laughter, followed by
even more than the usual applause,
showed the professor that he had
not lost his mathematical accuracy.
The Jasper weekly courier. [volume] (Jasper, Ind.) 1858-1922, 1914-11-27
OUGHT to Be Thankful.

"Docto., growled the patient
"it seems to me that $500 is a big
charge for that operation of mire
1t didn't take you over half min.
ute"
'My dear sir" replied the famou,
specialist, Gin learning to perform
that operation in half a minute
have spoiled over eleven pecks Of
such eyes as yours. Success Mag
lzine.
The Jasper weekly courier. [volume] (Jasper, Ind.) 1858-1922, 1914-11-27

well, if that amt the limit r
mused the postman as he came
down the steps of a private resi-
dence.
whats the troubleT queried
the passing citizen, who had over
heard the postman's noisy thought.
"Why," explained the man in
gray, "the woman in that house
says If / don't come along earlier
she'll get her letters from some 9th.
" carrier. Chicago EswA