The Sauk Centre herald. (Sauk Centre, Stearns County, Minn.) 1886-current, 1914-05-14

poetical "Proclamation by D. Stabler."
In which he sets forth in verse the
merits of his Merchant Tailoring
Emporium" He uses third of col
umn and the last verse reads:
"Now I am no Doctor yet avow,
Bad fits of all kinds certainly cure,
Give me your measure-IM teach you
how,
Men may have fits they need not
abjure."
Probably Mr.. Stabler secured this ad-
vertisement at greatly reduced rates
as the editor of the Herald at that
time was very much interested in a
member of Mr.. Stabler's family and
went there often and pressed his own
suit.)
"There is good tavern stand for
sale at Westport, Pope county, by
Chas. Walker"
E. E. West has half column ad for
his Northwestern Carriage and Wagon
Factory.
Sylvester & Truman let the people
know that they manufacture doors,
door and window frames, and take
building contracts.
The Methodist Parsonage is offered
for sale for slow price" and on "easy
TERMS" At the head of this ad. is a
cut that looks like the caricature of a
three story brick block.
G. Hoffman & Bro. are the Coffin
and furniture men and let it be known
that eff you need Coffin" they will
make it for you on the shortest
notice and guarantee first class ma
terial."
Mark Bedell says among other
things that he "Makes first class har-
row teeth out of the best material,
has a first class equipment for OK
shoeing and does General Black
smithing."
A. Dahlem at the New York Cigar
Store, Sign of the Indian Queen, (and
good cut of the "Queen"O Let's people
his ad is embellished with a really
good cut of the "Queen;" lets the peo-
jle know that he has for sale all kinds
of tobacco and cigars and smokers
articles.
Mr.. Dahlem seems to be the only
business man that ever changed his
ad., and we find a new one from him
once in three months.
J. Capser at the "REGULATOR" in
six-inch double column ad. proclaim
that they have a full stock of, Dry
Groceries, Provisions, Boots and
Shoes. Flour, Pork, Wines, Liquors,
Crockery, Yankee Notions, Glassware,
ETC., and "We Are Bound Not to be
Undersold."
"a Cordial Invitation is Extended
to ALP to buy their Drugs, Patent
Medicines, School Books, Writing Pa
per, Envelopes at the Model Drug
Store by H. J. Riedel.
A. Bassett advertises the best of
Groceries, Wines, Liquors, Etc.
c. Closson & Harris let the people
know they manufacture and have for
sale concrete brick.
w. H.. Colvert informs the public
that his brick are not concrete but
they are good brick and for sale
cheap.
P. Frank occupies an entire column
in an alleged "poetical" description
of his goods, wares and merchandise,
a single spasm will give general
idea of the whole ad.:
"Here your lady friend is sure to find
White kid gloves to suit her mind.
Here's the best kind of ladies' hose,
With all sorts of trimming for lad
les clothes.
Buttons and velvets, ribbons and frin-
geS,
The latest qualities, colors and tin
ges.
Here's ladies. handkerchiefs, collars
and cuffs,
Ladies' stamped Aprons, white and
buff,
Ladies' skirts for summer wear,
Cool and pretty Of patterns rare
Ladies' cloaks, nantes and sacks,
(The latest things Outright fitting
backs.)
In fact I'd like to have you try
To mention things you cannot buy
At this great Emporium of fancy
I goods,
From ladies' hose up to ladies'
hoods.
He has elegant cloaks all trimmed in
satin,
And here let me mention for those
who are tatting,
He has any amount of coats thread
The genuine thing whatever is
J. E. Finch & Co., advertise the
Sank Valley Drug Store in column
telling of the wonderful bargains they
have to offer.
The Steam Planning Mill, C. R. Syl.