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The Birmingham age-herald., 1914-08-05
ADRIF'T WITH THE TIMES
THE sELF-IMpoRrANr MAN.

A person who's more tiresone. friends
 I'm sure you've never met; Right where the spotlight's shining most
 Is where he wants To get. No matter what the trouble is,
 He thinks he knows the way To straiShten out the tangles and
 His common sense display. Mistakes? He never makes none,
 And he II tell yoG so himself He says he scorns the empty lure
 Of glory and of pelf. But all the time he's working just To keep his name in print And when there's any coin to get
 You ought to see him sprint We shouldn't mind his moves so much If he did any good, But heres a fact that, soon or late, By all is understood: The self-important know-it-all
 According to the rule, Is found to be one-eighth a cad
 And seven-eighths fool.
The Birmingham age-herald., 1914-08-05
POOR BENEDICT.

When was married, saids wiggs. T had a sinking sensation"
 "Umph." said Waggs 'I guess that was your personal stock going down.
The Birmingham age-herald., 1914-08-05
GOVERNOR TWICE DIPPED
Gadsden Journal.

From the Gadsden Journal.
 The mayor of Florence, for the second time. has detisd the governor to undo his work in enforcing the prohibition laws in that city. Mayor Morrison states that he will proceed to collect the fine imposed upon John Grimes for bootlegging, which fine was remitted at the instance of the governor. We need more city executives like Mayor Morrison.
The Birmingham age-herald., 1914-08-05
A REVISED pREcEPT.

What do you mean by jumping on that man and pounding his face?"
 T believe a pound of prevention is worth an ounce of cure when anybody threatens to thrash you.
The Birmingham age-herald., 1914-08-05
GREETING THE DOC.

Roman sladiators used to address the Emperor thus: We who are about to die salute you',,
 T feel like using the singular number of that salutation every time l climb into a dentists chair"
The Birmingham age-herald., 1914-08-05

According to Secretary Daniels, United States neutral attitude in the present Eu- ropean crisis is not due to the fact that the navy has lost it's punch"
The Birmingham age-herald., 1914-08-05

Recent events have proved that there is many slip between an ultimatum and a first class engagement on the battle field.
The Birmingham age-herald., 1914-08-05

BEGINNING THE DAY-o God, hold me In my misery not oniy to he comforted by remembering that happier days must come; but help me to dig into my desert until l shall find living water. Show me the song at the heart of my sorrow. May my very grief unprison my soul. For Christ's sake. Amen.-H. M. E.
The Birmingham age-herald., 1914-08-05

Caruso may have to go home and enlist as a soldier. Just imagine Enrco doing a days march with heavy load of equip- ment on his back
The Birmingham age-herald., 1914-08-05

The question now is whether England can be assured of Mrs. Pankhurst's neu- trality in the event or a war with Ger many.
The Birmingham age-herald., 1914-08-05

Chicago suffragettes who are giving up their jewelry to be melted and sold to raise money for their cause mean busi- ness.
The Birmingham age-herald., 1914-08-05

After all, it may be a case of out of the frying pan and into the fire with Huerta, but at least the old warrior is in his ele- ment.
The Birmingham age-herald., 1914-08-05

T want to go home," is the cry of American tourists detained abroad by declarations of war.
The Birmingham age-herald., 1914-08-05

Perhaps Lieutenant Porte will decide not to fly across the Atlantic this year. Weather conditions on the other side are not favorable to a safe landing
The Birmingham age-herald., 1914-08-05

The horrors of war are already becom- ing apparent. The world faces an in- crease in the price of champagne.
The Birmingham age-herald., 1914-08-05
LARGE ANVIL CHORUS.

''ls it hard to enter society here?"
 "No. All you have to do is to knock at the portal and keep knocking after you get in."
The Birmingham age-herald., 1914-08-05

In the present crisis it is to be hoped that Uncle Sam will sit tight and keep his shirt on, so to speak.
The Birmingham age-herald., 1914-08-05

President Wilson has proclaimed the retary Bryan may get down the drove of reace, dust the cobwebs from his wings and prepare for mediation
The Birmingham age-herald., 1914-08-05
TALKING BIRMINGHAM

Montgomery Times: Jefferson county must have a new jail. The present struc- ture is not only old and antiquated, but it is an eyesore on a great and growing city; it is unsanitary, the health and lives pardized and the state prison inspector is so aroused by present unsatisfactory and terrible conditions that, after much patience and repeated calls on the board of revenue to remedy the evils complained of, he has determined to act.
 Franklin County Times: When it comes to boosting their home town the newspa- pers are right there with the goods The Times was of the opinion that Birming- ham never had the ghost of show against Atlanta, to land the big uni- versity. but her newspapers made such brave fight that we were in hopes that Birmingham might possibly win.
 Montgomery Times: Andalusia man
 went to Brmignham and then went to
 church. There are lots of safe places in
 Birmingham outside of churches.-Anda- lusia Star.
 We don't know where they are, unless it is in that gilded newspaper club, mile
 above town.
 Shelby County Review: Most of the par pers are ready to jump on Birmingham when anything bad happens there, but are kind O quiet about her good qualities and she has lots of good qualities for all her knockers.
 Opelika Herald Birmingham is deter mined not to be downed and consequently is launching a campaign toward getting new technical college that will belong to Birmingham.
 Anniston Star: The Alabama evangelist who lis going to burn hell ous of New York, as he puts it, might have prac-
 ticed home charity by beginning at Bir-
 mingham. ~T l Collinsville Courier: You have to hand
 it to Birmingham for aiming high ever | though they didn't land the big uni versity.
The Birmingham age-herald., 1914-08-05

Bugsworth, the English village that was desirous of changing it's name to something more euphonious. has had it's request denied. To be sure, "a rose by any other name would smell as sweet" but it wouldn't sound as sweet, and that
The Birmingham age-herald., 1914-08-05

An. Gracious Lord, these days are dan-
 acrous. Henry VI.
The Birmingham age-herald., 1914-08-05

TELEPHONE Bell (private exchange connecrns ah departments), Main 40OO.
The Birmingham age-herald., 1914-08-05

A. J. Eaton, Jr., and O. E. Young are the only authorized travelling repre- sentatives of The Age-Herald in us circulation department
The Birmingham age-herald., 1914-08-05

tacN upon -hetI, where ne was qulckly surrounded and bottled up by the vic- torious Prussians.
 1 With Bazaine shut up within his Qualifications and McMahon held in check four German armies converged swiftly upon Paris. Napoleon III. who had remained in his capital confidently expecting the news that his marshals jhad invested Berlin hurriedly ap- pointed as regent the Empress Euge- nie Uhe same who now, an aged wo- man, is living out her sorrowful years in English exile), raised a fresh army and set out to relieve Bazaine. Join ing McMahon the Emperor met the ad- .varcing Prussian hosts at Sedan, where, on September 2, only A days after the declaration of war was fought the Wa terloo of the second French empire
 The Emperor was overwhelmingly de-
 feated and personally surrendered with
 his entire army of s3.OoO men.
 Two days after the disaster at Sedan the republic was proclaimed, and on
 September 19 the Prussians had in-
 vested Paris and the siege began ThS
 history of that siege is a separate phase of the war. To 1t belong the
 terrible scenes of the commune. the es cape of Gambetta from the capital ir
 a balloon and his attempt to raise g
 relieving force, and the desperate bonn
 Lardment and sorties of the investing
 and beleaguered forces that make ons of the darkest pictures in modern war Before Paris capitulated in January is71, Bazaine had surrendered Met, with 175,000 men; Strassburg fell an,
 the altered French armies were ev
 erywhere overwhelmed or driven t , flight.
 sI Already. 10 days before Paris surren sdered, the German empire had besl
The Birmingham age-herald., 1914-08-05

Entered at the Birmingham, Ala. postoffice as second class matter under act of Congress March 3. 1879.
The Birmingham age-herald., 1914-08-05

No communication will be pubilsheo without it's authors <name. Re1ecteu manuscript will not be returned uhless stamps are enclosed for that purpose
The Birmingham age-herald., 1914-08-05

Daily and Sunday Age-Herald. SSOo Daily and Sunday, per month... ~ Daily and Sunday. three months. zOV Weekly Age Herald, per annum.. .9o Sunday Age-Herald ............. zVV
Bisbee daily review., 1914-03-27
RURAL DELIVERY IN eReeNLge

WASHINGTON, March 26.--A rural delivery route starts on June 1st. from Duncan in, Greenlee county. The length of the route is 27 miles. The number of families served will be l20.
Bisbee daily review., 1914-03-27
MARKET SLIPS
 DOWN SLOWLY
 BUT STEADILY
HOLDERS GETTING FROM UNDER THE TAXABLE RAILROAD AND
 MISCELLANEOUS BONDS

NEW YORK. March 26.--Slow de. cline in stocks continued on drag. ging market today. Speculative oper. ations for the decline were not az. gressive and quotations slipped down principally because there was absence of demand. Movement was unusually narrow.
 Southern Pacific gross earnings for February fell s6O2 900 and net SAGA 900. Corn Products regained four points of the recent loss. Shifting from railroad and miscellaneous bonds into tax-exempt state and municipal issues. owing to the approach of time for making the April first .ax returns, caused unevensss in the bond trading Sales S2.260,000.
Bisbee daily review., 1914-03-27
HENEYS FACING CHARGES OF BOOK
 MANIPULATION
ASSOCIATE IN MERCANTILE co. BRINGS SUIT TO GET
 AN ACCOUNTING

TUCSON, Mar. 26.-J. NJ. Montana, claiming a minority interest in ther Fairbanks Commercial company, al- leges that Ben Heney. president of the company, has refused him an ac- counting for the past six years and that the affairs of the corporation have been conducted in a very irreg- ular manner, in a suit filed in the Su- perior court. He asks an accounting. Arthur l.. Heney. a nephew, is a CO., defendant. Hc is secretary of the com pany and is in active charge of the store at Fairbanks.
 Montana sets forth that he is in- formed and believes that S5000 promissory note executed by C. A Clark has been substituted wrongfully and fraudulently to account for funds taken by the defendant for his person al use and purpose According to Montana, the average annual profits for the past six years have been s5S73.40. He places the value of the stock at from s35,OOO to $40.O0O.
 MOHldHo ilNtS III toui hahu ho"' His attorney is John B. Wright.
 Montana alleges that he owns 220 shares in the company, of par value of s1,0o0 each. more than a fifth in terest The business was formerly conducted under the firm name of Montana & Heney. The corporation was formed May 1, 1902. No stock was issued until January g. 1908.
 Montana and Heney on Feb. g. 1908, and, according to the petition, settlement was made out of court for $15.1sO. Promissory notes were given and subsequently paid, he says
 Montana says he had owned half interest in the company but disposed of all except 220 shares.
 He says that he learned from an examination of the books made on July 20. 1913. that they have never been balanced or closed during the past six years.
Bisbee daily review., 1914-03-27

look Private Banking Bills pass the senate and the assembly.
 The Western Union shareholders subscribe to more than half of the stock purchased by bankers from the American Tel. & Tel. Co.
 Bituminous miners in Pennsylvania decide to abandon their demands for higher wages.
 Cotton futures bill comes up for de bate.
 Bureau Of railway economies bull letin shows a decrease Of total oper ating revenue in January of 7.5 pei cent and a decrease in total operating expenses of 3.3 per cent as compared win Jan. 1913.
 Amalgamated is asking 14.55 fol electrolytlc for May delivery. Phelps Dodge are sold ahead to the end o May.
Bisbee daily review., 1914-03-27
MINE RESCUE CAR (Contlnued from Page n

instruction that has been given here in connection with the Safety First organization campaign.
 The Bureau car is now in Tucson pursuing the following itinerary which 1t is following in Arizona.
 MSrch Gto March l2. Clarkdale,
 March 13 to March IS, Wickenburg March 19 to March 24, Ray.
 March 25 to March 31, Tucson. April 1 to April 6. Bisbee.
 April to April 12, Clifton.
 April 13 to April IS, Morenci.
 April l9 to April 24, Globe.
 April 24 to April 30, Miami.
 May to May ,, Santa Rita. N NJ.
 More of detail as to the program which will be carried out during the stay of the car in Bisbee, will be pub lished later.
Bisbee daily review., 1914-03-27
SEEKING TO UNITE
 GOOD ROADS TANGLE

Efforts are being made by the roads committee of the Commercial Club to straighten out the tangle of the county road fund that arose from the opinion of the County Attorney and the At torney General relative to the right of the Board of Supervisors to continue road work when a contract was at tempted to be let for the paving of the road work when contract was attempted to be let for the paving of the road between Bisbee and Warren. Indications are at the present time that these efforts will be successful. Within a week it is expected that def mite results will be obtained
 The Commercial Club takes excep- tion to an article that was published in the Review yesterday morning ema- mating from Douglas and headed Douglas says quarrel with tie up money. The secretary Of the club states that the Commercial club has no quarrel with any one, contractors or others. It believes that the advice of Mir. Campbell that all bids were too high and that there should have been readvertising taken. but under the circumstances that is neither here nor there. An opinion has been writ. ten by the county attorney holding that all work done for several months past on the roads and now being done is illegal and that the members of the board are personally liable therefor. The Commercial Club does not want to see any member of the board made SO liable. It wants the work done le- gally and its every action has been and will be conducted to that end. The Douglas Chamber of Commerce on the contrary urges that work be continued in contravention of the opinion of the county attorney.
 If the paving shall be done as the road committee proposes, it will be done so as to meet the approval of the County Attorney and to be fully with in the opinion that he and the Attor- ney General have concurred in.
Bisbee daily review., 1914-03-27
TRIPLE EXECUTION IN GEORGIA

ATLANTA. Ca, March 26-The first triple execution that has taken place in Georgia fin many years Is to be held in the county jail tomorrow
 The condemned men are William and George Hart and Robert Paschal. all negroes. The crime for which they are to pay the penalty was the murder of Mrs. Seth Irby near Louisville. Ga.
Bisbee daily review., 1914-03-27
PAINE, WEBER LETTER.
(Received by L. J. overiook)

BOSTON, March 2G.-The same ab. sence of speculation still continues and scattered selling Is responsible for the fractional reaction. Conditions have been improving and every rally carries prices ko a new high level and reactions don't go quite as low. The first of April being tax day and quarter day in Massachusetts will probably bring in some selling and prices may go lower next week in the local market but this condition will not prevail very long and a new up. ward movement will soon be started. Total sales New York 2.7OO. Money I 7-S per cent. Metal 14l.2 cents.
Bisbee daily review., 1914-03-27

NOTES INFLUENCING THE DAY. ss l-S' By Levy Bros. 93 l4 VaRtuyl Commission Bill and Pol
Bisbee daily review., 1914-03-27
FOOD FOR THOUGHT.

COLORADO SPRINGS. Colo, Mar. 27,-"Are you hungry?" spectators asked the army of the unemployed through here. Yes" came the reply Here's something to di- gest." was the answer, as bundle of Socialist papers was thrown out.
Bisbee daily review., 1914-03-27
THE PAGE SPEECH.

WASHINGTON, March 27.--After reading a copy of Ambassador Pages recent London speech in reference to the Monroe doctrine and the canal, the President told callers he thought the speech perfectly proper.
Bisbee daily review., 1914-03-27
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Bisbee daily review., 1914-03-27
DISGRACED-SuIClDES.

PHOENIX, March 27.-Accused of an offense against a 16-yearold girl. O. N. Woods, prominent merchant, committed suicide. After his arrest he arranged bail, went home and told his wife and then took poison.
Bisbee daily review., 1914-03-27
DEADLY QUARREL OVER DANCE,

BINGHAM, Neb., March 27.-Fol- lowing a quarrel over "bearcat" dance a few nights ago, George Rowling fought a rifle duel with Ralph Daily. Rowling was in- stantly killed and Daily seriously wounded Four shots were ex- changed.
Bisbee daily review., 1914-03-27
ELECTION FRAUDS CONVICTIONS

JERSEY CITY. March 27.-Con- victed of making false election re- turns while serving on the Hoboken election boards, thirteen election of flcers, eight Democrats and five Re- publicans, were sentenced to serve from eighteen months to three years each.
Bisbee daily review., 1914-03-27
ss,ooo,ooo FOR THEATRES.

KANSAS CITY, March 27.-Marcus Loew of New York, for himself and others, has signed a contract to pur- chase the Sullivan -Considine Vaude- vile Circuit. The amount is in ex- cess of $6,000.000.
Bisbee daily review., 1914-03-27
A CORRECT MOVE.

SAN FRANCISCO. March 27- Hotel proprietors announced that there will be no increase in rates during the 1915 Fair. Ninety thous- and rooms will be available at from s1 to s3 per day.
Bisbee daily review., 1914-03-27
SUICIDE CLUB NEEDS HIM.

HAMMOND. Ind. March 27.-John Cooper of East Chicago got a new motorcycle The first spin resulted in the death of one man, fatal injury to another, and serious in- jury to Cooper.
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Der Deutsche correspondent. [volume] (Baltimore, Md.) 1841-1918, 1914-06-23
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