The Princeton union. [volume] (Princeton, Minn.) 1876-1976, 1914-08-27

+ udAu COluSEi u sa1SudulStdu, not more
than 800 miles from Peshawar. They
have two and thirty heather idols
there, and we'll be the thirty third
It's mountainous country, and the
women are very bea utiful."
But that is provided against in the
contrack. said Carnehan. Neither
women nor liquor, Daniel
'And that's all we know, except that
no one has gone there, and they fight,
and in any place where they fight a
man who knows how to drill men can
always be king. We shall go to those
parts and say to any king we find:
'D'you want to vanquish your foes?'
and we will show him how to drill
men, for that we know better than
anything else. Then we will subvert
that king and seize his throne and es-
tablish dynasty.
you'll be cut to pieces before you're
fifty miles across the border" I said.
"You have to travel through Afghan
istan to get to that country. Are you
at all in earnest?''
"A little" said Dravot sweetly. "Now.
as big a map as you have got, even
if it's all blank where Kafiristan is, and
any books you've got. We can read,
though we aren't very educated"
uncased the big thirty two miles to
| the inch map Of India and two smaller
frontier maps, hauled down volume
Inf-kan of the Encyclopaedia Britain
MICA, and the men consulted them.
"See here" said Dravot, his thumb
on the map. up to Jagdallak, Peach
ey and me know the road. We was
there with Roberts army. Well have
to turn off to the right at Jagdallak.
through Laghmann territory; then we
get among the hills-14,OOO feet-15, 900.
It will be cold work there, but it don't
| look very far on the map"
! I smoked while the men pOred over
Raverty, Wood, the maps and the En-
cyclopaedia.
There is no use your waiting" said
Dravot politely. "lt's about 4 o'clock
now. Well go before 6 o'clock if you
want to sleep. and we won't steal any
Of the papers. When we've got our
kingdom in going order We'll let you
know, and you can come up and help
US to govern it,
"Would two lunatics make con-
track like that?' asked Carnehan with
subdued pride. showing me greasy
half sheet of note paper on which was
written the following. l copied it then
and there as a curiosity:
| This contrack between me and you per-
suing witnesseth in the name of God
Amen and SO forth.
One.-That me and you will settle this
matter together-i. e., to be Kings Of Kaf-
ristan.
Two.-That you and me will not, while
this matter is being settled, look at any
liquor, nor any woman black, white or
brown. so as to get mixed up with one
| or the other harmful
Three.-That we conduct ourselves with
dignity and discretion. and if one of US
gets into trouble the other will stay by
him.
! Signed by you and me this day, .-
| Peachey Taliaferro Carnehan
| Daniel Dravot
Both Gentlemen at Large.
I left them still porting over the maps
and making notes on the back of the
"contrack.' BE sure to come down to
the Serai tomorrow to say goodby."
were their parting words.
The Kumharsen Serai is the great
four square sink of humanity where
the strings of camels and horses from
the north load and unload. In the
afternoon l went down there to see
whether my friends intended to keep
their word or were lying about drunk.
A priest attired in fragments Of rib
bons and rags stalked up to me. grave
ly twisting a child's paper whirligig.
Behind him was his servant, bending
under the load of crate Of mud toys.
The two were loading up two camels
and the inhabitants Of the Serai watch
ed them with shrieks Of laughter.
''The priest is mad" said horse
dealer to me. HE is going up to Ka-
bull to sell toys to the ameer. He will
either be raised to honor or have his
head cut off. He came in here this
morning and has been behaving madly
ever since"
"From Roum have l come" shouted
the priest, waving his MULTIPLICATION
Roum, blown by the breath of a hun.
dred devils across the sea! Who viii
take the protected of God to the north
to sell charms that are never still tC
the amir? Ho! Hazar Mir Khan" he
yelled to his servant. drive out the
camels. but let me first mount my
own"
He leaped on the back Of his beast
as it knelt and, turning round to me
cried. Come, thou, also, sahib, little
along the road and will sell thee q
charm, an amulet that shall make thee
king of Kafristan."
Then the light broke upon me. and
followed the two camels out of the
Serai till we reached open road. ant
the priest halted.
what d'you think O. that?' said he
in English. "Carnehan can't talk thei1
patter, so I've made him my servant
BE makes handsome servant. 'Tisn',
for nothing that I've been knocking
about the country for fourteen years
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