Saturday news. (Watertown, S.D.) 19??-19??, 1914-02-19

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Is soft answer saves y0a many : good hard walop
". Glass must have heard IL "a s II ''neoss:'
That word progressive, 4 covers . multitude q skins.
It pays 70 behave f your sins Do not find you. out, your
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a woman sits down and waits for temptation a man gets
up and meets " half way.
They used to marry US for better Or worse-now they hook
US up for more Or less.
In most every home the man next door is Al model husband
and the woman next doc. is 9 model wife
4 man night appreciate the compliment but. you should not
tell . stout girl that she i /. al wool and q yard vide.
cos /. Crawford ii his Sioux Falls speech said: The
trusts are lighting me- Great laughter from the aadien'e2
Politics makes strange bsdteiews For instance, take VII u
What we need is another tax commission and then. we can
just turn our property over to the state and lease IT from the
state.
a Sioux Fails woman was granted q divorce and alimony
from her husband upon alleging that he kicked her between the
If the reformers had the world roped and hogtied and had
everything their own way, they would be miserable because there
wouldn't be anything to kick about:
The reason why a man likes to stand around and brag about
his wife in a saloon is that. if he went home and said the same
thing she would know that he was drunk
Why is it that q man who has . vel, shaped wife wants to
chase some other woman who has a shape like a hot water
bottle just because she is some other mans wife.
When she was ten years old she would borrow a wad Of gum
out of a boys mouth, but after she reached the age Of twenty she
would hesitate about shaking hands with the same boy for fear
that she might become contaminated
The girls are getting SO all fred independent nowadays that
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contract. But we work in an amendment making her promise
not to shoot US when we may get a little shop worn or run down
at the heel.
When a girl reaches that part Of the continued story which
is now being run in the Saturday News where he clasped her to
his manly bosom and buried his face il her fragrant store hair,
she would let the house burn down before she would drop the
paper. @ @
Watertown used to have a state camp ground-it was the
only state institution the county ever had-but it is gone. Gov
Byrne thought it would be a good thing for Redfeld and as Pete
Norbeck wanted it over there--he moved it away. Yes, sir, IT is
gone-justs as sure as the state taxes have increased under his
administration.
Heavens to Betsy and seven hands roundI The hustle is
coming back! The pastor was looking over a French fashion.
But they are not like they were back in the sos. It is . bust
ness that hangs from the skirt and isn't big enough to help her
if she happened to sit down real sudden and hard.
An Explanation.
(By the office poet)
The linotype at times goes wrong
And cuts some funny capers
Which possibly accounts for all
The errors in the papers.
But should the operator find
His sight slightly affected,
The chances are his fingers won't
Go where they are directed;
So now perhaps you'll figure out
Those lines you sometimes see
Which very much resemble this:
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Joe Ronkey, Of this city, tells Of a rather amusing little IN
cident that happened at the municipal court enc day last week
Tt appears that there was a case being tried in that court and as
T. n. Is = little ittsn qnist q around Pm ie the city tsom 1ps IS n iste .aul to t + na triai' & (
number Of chairs are always there for spectators and some %