Lincoln County leader. [volume] (Toledo, Lincoln County, Or.) 1893-1987, 1914-11-13
SENSITIVE AS TO AGE
HUMAN NATURE SEEMS TO RE.
SENT PERSONAL QUESTION.
Walt Mason, In the Story Of the Pre-.
historic Citizen, Sets Forth tho
Case With a Good Deal
Of Truth.

The other day an Emporia citizen
whose whiskers have been whitened
by the SHOWS of many winters was
urged to dress himself in circus suit
and play golf. A number Of the towns
patriarchs are indulging in the game
this season and they naturally hold to
the old theory "the more the merrier"
But the prehistoric citizen refused to
fall into the snare of the fowler, writes
Walt Mason in the Kansas City Star.
II realize" he said, that am merely
a venerable ruin, and l am not going
to pretend to be anything else. The
vine and the fig tree are good enough
for me. OF course you will say that
mans just as old as he feels, and
you will argue that golf makes an old
man feel young, but 1t doesn't. 1t
merely brings his age to the surface
and makes him look like something
left over from the paleozoic age. An
old man seated under his fig tree read.
ing Baxter's Saints Rest and getting
his house in order for the great
change Is an edifying and improving
spectacle. but an old man gallivanting
around in the sun trying to create the
impression that he's three-year-old
is an offense to the eyes.
"How we like to pretend In the mat.
ter Of age! The women have been
joked a great deal about their reluc.
tance to acknowledge their years, but
the men are Just as bad, II not worse.
An innocent bystander or a solitary
horseman might suppose that there is
something disgraceful about advanced
years, people hate to own up to them
so greatly. try to take a philosoph
ical view Of such things, but I always
feel resentful when anybody asks me
my age. People can spring all sorts
Of leading personal questions and
don't mind them. answer them
freely. I acknowledge that have
stolen chickens and watermelons
without the least embarrassment but
II man asks me how old am fee
like hitting him on his red necktie.
have tried to analyze myself and dis
cover some explanation. but In vain
when the government announced
that 1t was going to establish a posta
savings bank in Emporia said to my
self: Now. here's a good business.
have always been afraid OF banks con
Quoted by people meet on the street
every day. A man can't feel much con
fidence in citizens he knows so well
But the government bank will be con
Quoted by strangers, and I always die
have confidence In strangers. So II
salt down my rose mobiles and pieceI
Of eight In the government bank
when that institution was opened
for business / was the first one a
the receiving teller's window. hat
quite package Of counterfeit none!
with me. and supposed there wouldn'
be any formality other than handinl
me passbook. But the paying telle
. opened his official copy Of the longe
catechism and began asking question:
: | oht Jotthhb uo"h thC dubWtIb. 4 ud'
to tell where and why was born, an,
my grandmother's maiden name an,
other statistics; had to convince tn
a questioner that had never served
, term In the penitentiary and that non
Z Of my blood relatives had died insane
, There were all sorts OF impertinen
b. questions to be answered, but the
merely amused me until the telle
asked me how old was.
THAT filled me with virtuous indls
0 nation.
n Its none OF the government
e business said, how old | am. In
}. old enough to deposit my own money
and that ought to be enough
"'You can't deposit your woode
money In this bank said the tellel
unless you give your correct age an
!, your wife's correct age. and the col
rect age Of your man servant an
your maid servant. and OF the strange
: within your gates.'"