Daily capital journal. (Salem, Oregon) 1903-1919, 1914-06-11

Well, Mr.. Staley, says Mr.. Dooley,
fer a man of litters and wan who
owns college all be hissilf yer most
uncommon dull. o. A. c., as yet should
know, is Latin term as applied to
SUCCESSFUL politichunes and free traes-
lachune, as Murphy would say, names
Our Accomplished Candidate. But, say,
Mr.. Dooley, ye intrupped me at most
in operchune time. For, he says, was
about to call yer attinchune to GIN
/ tleman comm in on a slow trate who
bein fatigued be the days running
climbed aboard the first flat ear avail
able. BE closely scrutini2in' his fea-
1 chures vel recognize our old frind
Hal d, Patent, late railroad commits
Sioner from the twinty-third district.
At roll call says Mr.. Dooley, theys
a couple of lads turn oop missn'. With
a finetooth comb we 20 through the
lists and We find that a pair of legal
lights are not with us. At last, how
liver, ye see these lights flickerin' in
the distance, and whin they finally APP
proach weary and worn with the race
We discern the feachures Of Judge Bin
son, and, be heavins, the other our own
Charley Canary, the two of tnim bein
the greatest seasaw artists this or amy
ither age has iver produced.
But, says the professor, | notice, Mr..
Dooley, that yere careful not to min
chune the home.comin' of yersilf on
ilichine day or the order of yer place
in the line.
was, says Mr.. Dooley, far enough
down the line fer all practical purposes,
and yit he says, | don't see how il
happined. With tine support, he says,
that was promised me, Cousin Ole
shouldn I have had annythn on me.
Me plans were carefully laid. / nad
it all figured out to a nicety, yit a
! blunder cript in and me hopes were
dashed.
Ye may not know, professor, says Mr..
Dooley, yit ! had the unqualified in
dOrsement of the Structural Pie Makers
Protective league. In a cOnfidenchule
note from Edith Hooser Featherid
that lady assured me iviry vote of the
industrle womin voters of the north.
wist.
the A. P. AS, seein in me mod.
ern Moses, got right behind me, and
in addichune / was indorsed by the
Sanitary Voters Protective union, as
well as the State Fiderachune fer the
Suppreshune Of Vice of among voters
| had 'em all, says Mr.. Dooley. They
were all with me before the primaries
| was given to understand that the
d. Cherrians and Ilks were workin. Their
hids off in me behalf. The raytai
p 'bNypntuuuttau nautvrp,I,uN
/. plidged tneir support, as did also the
s Dorcas sewin' circles throughout the
/ state, and yit, he says, | couldn't cul
the mustard.
e ] we tried to fergit the illichune, says
Y Mr.. DoOley, but it sames / can t. Only
5 this mOrnin | got litter from thu
+ gentle deputy Secretary of state, thu
4 wan with a smile that won I come off
g he says in his litter, he says, Mr.. Doc
A ley, Kind Sir and late laminted candi
4 date for Labor Komishuner: / an
takin the liberty, as provided by law
}. of rayturnin yer ixpinse account fe
4 corrichune. NO minchune is mad
therein as to tne amount of money "
C had to give her wife to quiet he
q nerves and as an offsit on what h
q spint yersilf on the late illichune.
c beg to call yer attinchuue to Timoth,
: 10l6 of Lord & Billinger antiquate'
n code relative thereto. Unliss a cor
d rected statemint Is forthwith sint t,
this office legality will ensue, l hav
the pleasure and honor to raymain ye
1 most obejient servant
i SAMULE HOOSEIR,
n Diputy Sieritery of State.
It If / was you, Mr.. Dooley, ia no
C worry about me loss, fer these thing
IS usually work out all right in time.
I'm not worryin fer meslf, say
d Mr. Dooley. The only fear, he says,
# that the labor komshuler's office vii
d be amalgimated with the bridge build
y er's kOmishuner or with the komishun
u on higher cuticura, or worse still abol
s ished intirely, in which ease, he says
d I'd be in the imbarrisin' posishune 0
Ie not KNOWN whittier ! won or lost
,e Still, he says, win or lose vain a ma
le gifts a handsome vote as ! did a
If home it's like applyin' a poltlse to
Y, bile, it takes out all the sting.