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American Falls press. [volume] (American Falls, Idaho) 1907-1937, 1914-07-02
PARADISE FOR THE BIRDS
Providence Seems to Have Provided
Temperate Zone for the F%eathered
Friends of Man.

Up in the far country where the
timber fails, the calendar is respect
ed. There is no summer before the
official day set for it. The ground is
held fast by frost until June is well
started. There are furries of snow,
wild, bitter winds, a sky that has no
mercy. And then, suddenly, the wind
shifts and ONE out of the south. 1t
is summer then with a leap.
The interest of the temperate zone
in the northland is that it is there
that have gone a great many of the
migrating birds which paid us a few
days visit and passed on. For all its
inhospitality to man, that country in
summer is a paradise for birds. Its
marshes are safe refugees from two
and four-footed enemies. There is ex-
haustless material for nests. And out
of the pools come myriads of insects,
food hat does not fail until the time
for the southwark bird movement ar
rives.
Some man has said that there is
no God north of latitude SO. He did
not inquire as to what the birds
might have thought of that.-Toledo
Blade.
American Falls press. [volume] (American Falls, Idaho) 1907-1937, 1914-07-02

walk the floor. l could not lie down or
sit still sometimes for a day and a night
at a time. l was nervous, and had very
little appetite, no ambition, melancholy,
and often felt as though / had not a
friend in the world. After / had tried
most every female remedy without sue
cess, my mother-in-law advised me to
take Lydia E. Pinkham's Vegetable
Compound. / did so and gained In
strength every day. l have now no trou-
BILE in any way and highly praise your
medicine. 1t advertises itself. Mrs
S. T. HURLEY, Eldon, Missouri.
Remember, the remedy which dio
this was Lydia E. Pinkham's Vegetable
Compound. For sale everywhere.
1t has helped thousands of women
who have been troubled with displace-
ments, Inflammation, liberation, tumors,
irregularities, periodic pains, backache,
that bearing down feeling, indigestion,
and prostration, after all other
means have failed Why don't you try
it7 Lydia E. Pinkham Medicine Co,
Lynn, Mass
American Falls press. [volume] (American Falls, Idaho) 1907-1937, 1914-07-02
HAD THE PICTURES MEANING
Spectators at Least Formed Some Idea
What Famous Painting Rep
resented.

Two men stood before a painting in
a store the other day gazing wonder
ingly at a picture Of an equestrian
statue of General Lafayette. The ia
nous Frenchman was represented on
a prancing steed. over his arm he
carried a robe. At his feet stood an
allegorical figure Of Victory extend
ing a sword toward him as a mark
OF homage. Il wonder what that pic
ture means?" said one of the men. Il
don't know" replied the other. Il
was just trying to make out what sea
son of the year il was when a woman
could go around with so little clothing
while a man was dressed up in a
heavy suit like that "Oh, | see what
II is now" cried the first one. You
see the soldier stole the woman's
cloak and when he took it from hel
he dropped his sword and now tbs
woman is trying to trade him bacl
the sword for her clothes"
American Falls press. [volume] (American Falls, Idaho) 1907-1937, 1914-07-02
ECZEMA lTCHED AND BURNED

r. F. d. No. 2, Seymour, Mo.-"My
scalp broke out with fine pimples at
the start. They itched and burned so
much that | was compelled to scratch
them and they would tester and come
to a head and break out again. The
trouble was attended by such burning
and itching l could not sleep, also
when ! sweat it burned the same.
My hair fell out gradually and the
scalp kept rough and dry with itching
and burning. After about two years
the pimples broke out between my
shoulders. My clothing irritated them.
l was troubled with that eczema five
or six years.
Il tried everything that was recon-
mended without any benefit until |
used the Cuticura Soap and Ointment
according to directions, and Cuticura
Soap and Ointment cured me sound
and we'll In two weeks" (Signed) S.
l.. Killian. Nov. %, 1912.
Cuticura Soap and Ointment sold
throughout the world. Sample OF each
free. with 32-p. Skin Book. Address post
card "Cuticura, Dept. l., Boston."-Adv
American Falls press. [volume] (American Falls, Idaho) 1907-1937, 1914-07-02
Makes Jobs for Detectives.

Probably the only people to benefit
by recent ~suffragette outrages are
private detectives, many OF whom
are doing little else just now but
guarding pictures and other treasures
of w~ell-known hosts and hostesses
from attacks at social functions. the
London Globe states.
The head of n private detective
agency told me the other day, says
The Carpenter in the Express. that
he had been obliged to engage a spe.
cial staff for this work, and that to
some receptions he has sen as many
as a dozen faultlessly attired guests
to look after the pictures and china
of the host.
American Falls press. [volume] (American Falls, Idaho) 1907-1937, 1914-07-02

and strike him through those he
loved Thus he has been stricken
His wife, the good Elizabeth,
was assassinated in Switzerland.
His brother, Macmillan, was exc
cuted in Mexico.
His only son, Rudolph, was a sui
eide.
His sister-in-law. the Duchess
d'Alencon. was burned to death in a
charity bazaar in Paris.
His favorite %grandchild married
against his wishes and her love end.
ed in the shooting Of her rival.
And now. his nephew. the Arch
duke Franz Ferdinand and his wife
the Duchess OF HChenberg, have beer
assassinated in the capital of Bosnia
American Falls press. [volume] (American Falls, Idaho) 1907-1937, 1914-07-02

Fve-year-old Herbert, scion OF a
bookish family, had learned to read
so early and so readily that his first
glimpses of storyland were growing
hazy in his memory. One day he con-
fided to his mother. "Ruthie showed
me her e book today, and it's the
queerest thing you ever saw! Why,
it just says, Is it a dog? 1t is a dog.
Can the dog rum and a lot of things
like that Course | was too polite to
say so, but 1t didn't seem to mi the
style was a bit juicyl-Lippincott's.
American Falls press. [volume] (American Falls, Idaho) 1907-1937, 1914-07-02
Boon to Mankind.

Ignatius Tootle, the renowned au-
thority on floral life, who lives near
the quiet village Of Yankee Springs,
is at the present time trying to out
burbank Burbank, the wiz, by grow
ing a rectangular watermelon. Mr..
Tootle has noticed for years that ulti-
mate consumers have had much trou-
BILE trying to carry watermelons from
the store, inasmuch as they (the wa
%termelons) are of awkward shape and
quite slippery, and after a watermelon
has fallen and has hit the cement side
walk It's usefulness may be said to be
over. Mr.. Tootle's watermelon will
be long and will have square corners,
one of which corners will fit into the
bent elbow when the melon is carried
on the inside of the arm. Mr.. Tootle
expects to have his new melon grow
ing and on the market by 1927, if moth
ing happens.-Boston Globe.
American Falls press. [volume] (American Falls, Idaho) 1907-1937, 1914-07-02
Public Opinion.

People say how strong public opin-
ion is; and. indeed, 1t is strong while
it is in its prime. In its childhood
and old age it is as weak as any other
organism. | try to make my W
work belong to the youth of public
opinion. The history of the world is
the record of the weakness, frailty
and death of public opinion. as geol-
ogy is the record of the decay of those
bodily organisms in which public opin-
ions have found material expression
Samuel Butler.
American Falls press. [volume] (American Falls, Idaho) 1907-1937, 1914-07-02
eladstone's Domestic Rule.

Mr.. Gladstone once said that he
had solved the domestic problem in
this way: Whenever Mrs. Gladstone
insists submit; an whenever insist
she submits" He didn't say, how
ever, whether they took turns about
insisting and submitting. Marriage
is a failure when one Of the parties
insists on being the insister and
doesn't take turns in submitting to
the submitter.
American Falls press. [volume] (American Falls, Idaho) 1907-1937, 1914-07-02

Mathematical Professor have now
completely discussed the theory of
probability. Are there any questions?
Problematical Freshman-Yes, sir.
VIII you please compute the probable
ity of my passing this course ?-Dart-
mouth Jack o. Lantern.
American Falls press. [volume] (American Falls, Idaho) 1907-1937, 1914-07-02
Artificial Flowers an old Idea.

Artificial flowers we're made in an
cient times by the Egyptians. In
Europe during the eighteenth century,
when there existed such a craze for
porcelain. flowers were made of this
substance; while the odor Of the real
flowers was initiated by the use Of
perfumes.
American Falls press. [volume] (American Falls, Idaho) 1907-1937, 1914-07-02

A dog barking at a passing automo-
bile is generally supposed to be as tell
ing a symbol Of futile objection to the
march OF progress as could well be
imagined. In almost the same category,
however. belongs the strike of the
stevedores in New Orleans against the
introduction Of the electric truck to
transport freight between vessels and
warehouses. The wonder is that this
improvement has been so long delayed
instead of only now appearing-and
then as a source of a new labor diff
Guilty. One cannot have much sym
pathy for opposition In this particular
instance. The motor vehicle in all OF
its forms has come to stay. and the
rest of the world has been rather rap
idly adjusting itself to the condi-
mountaineering Record.
American Falls press. [volume] (American Falls, Idaho) 1907-1937, 1914-07-02

We&Nness. Tor TWO
years l could not
on my feet
long at a time and 1
could not walk two
blocks without en-
during cutting and
drawing pains down
my right side which
increased e
month i have been
at that time purple
in the face andwould
American Falls press. [volume] (American Falls, Idaho) 1907-1937, 1914-07-02

"Oh, do let me see that page!" said
Mrs. Twobble to Mr.. Twobble, who
was reading the morning newspaper.
THE Mammoth department store has
q new sale advertised"
"Umph!" snorted Mr.. Twobble, as
he handed the paper to his wife. Amy
thing reduced besides jardinieres?"
American Falls press. [volume] (American Falls, Idaho) 1907-1937, 1914-07-02
Must Have Stirred Audience.

Dan DAILY once essayed the legiti-
mate. 1t was in his early days. All he
had to do was to come to the center
of the stage at a critical moment and
shout:
The king is dead; long live the
king!"
When the time came Mr.. DAILY
promptly assumed the correct dra-
matte pose, but for a moment was so
agitated that words failed him. Then
he beloved at the top of his voice:
Long live the king-he's dead!"
American Falls press. [volume] (American Falls, Idaho) 1907-1937, 1914-07-02

"Dobbs is IN extraordinary man."
"In what respect?"
Some years ago he spent two weeks
in Mexico, yet he doesn't pretend to
know all about the present situation
down there"
American Falls press. [volume] (American Falls, Idaho) 1907-1937, 1914-07-02
Trust LeaisIation Next.

Observation-Disclosures that there
is no other path of adjournment, out
the one which begins with trust leg
islation. the senate will settle down
this week to the steady grind of work
on the federal trade commission bib
American Falls press. [volume] (American Falls, Idaho) 1907-1937, 1914-07-02
New Modern Dancing

The leading Expert and Instructor in New York
City, writes; Dear Sir:-I have used ALIENS
FooT-BAsE, the sntiseptio powderto be shaken into
the shoes, for the past ten years. IL Is a blessing TO
all who are compelled 70 &c on their feet. dance
eight or ten hours daily. and mud that ALIENS
FO0T-HAsE keeps my feet cool. takes the friction
from the shoe, prevents corns and Sore, Aching feet.
I recommend II 10 all my pupils"
(signed) X.
sample FREE. Address Allen S. Olmsted lie Roy my
American Falls press. [volume] (American Falls, Idaho) 1907-1937, 1914-07-02
Rordas, Guns siIeneed.

NEUTRALITY-SUSPICIOUS. Of the
rebel city OF Puerto Plata by Presi-
dent Bordas of Santo Domingo was
silenced late friday by fire from the
main battery OF the American gun
boat Nachias.
American Falls press. [volume] (American Falls, Idaho) 1907-1937, 1914-07-02

Church-They say the new comet
hasn't been seen before in Is years
and it's e~gg-shaped.
Gotham-Where do you suppose it's
been? In cold storage?
American Falls press. [volume] (American Falls, Idaho) 1907-1937, 1914-07-02

who is the principal character in
this musical comedy"
Little Bo-Peep who lost her sheep.
According to the newspapers. she also
lost a breach of promise suit"
American Falls press. [volume] (American Falls, Idaho) 1907-1937, 1914-07-02
Better to Admonish.

It is better TO admonish than to re
proach; for the one is mild and friend
~. the other harsh and offensive; the
n corrects the faulty, the other con
victs them.-Epictetus.
American Falls press. [volume] (American Falls, Idaho) 1907-1937, 1914-07-02
For Rose BUGS.

1t Is a good plan to remember this
about roses and rose bugs; that water
at a heat of 1872 degrees will kill the
rose bugs without in any way hurting
the roses.
American Falls press. [volume] (American Falls, Idaho) 1907-1937, 1914-07-02

Husband note that the papers
again say that Huerta is on his last
legs.
Wife-They certainly do last.
American Falls press. [volume] (American Falls, Idaho) 1907-1937, 1914-07-02

Those women are trying to stop
the manufacture of amber fluid"
Beer checks. eh?"
American Falls press. [volume] (American Falls, Idaho) 1907-1937, 1914-07-02
Growing Old.

rs your father growing old grace
fully?"
No; he positively refuses to learn
the maxixe."
American Falls press. [volume] (American Falls, Idaho) 1907-1937, 1914-07-02

YOUR OWN DRUGGIST WILL. TELL YOU
Try Murine Rye Remedy for Red Weak, Matery
Just Eye Comfort. Write for Book Of the bye
BY mail Free. Murine Rye Remedy Co., Chicago.
American Falls press. [volume] (American Falls, Idaho) 1907-1937, 1914-07-02

A fat woman's idea of no gentleman
is any mutt who asks her how much
she weighs.
American Falls press. [volume] (American Falls, Idaho) 1907-1937, 1914-07-02

A wealthy dame who weighs 200
pounds is "portly." An ordinary wom-
an who weighs 200 is just plain fat.
American Falls press. [volume] (American Falls, Idaho) 1907-1937, 1914-07-02
The Eternal Feminine.

Want to hear some bad news?"
"Oh, yes! Goodyl Who is it about?"
Post.
American Falls press. [volume] (American Falls, Idaho) 1907-1937, 1914-07-02

Hez-How is Farmer Cawntossel
getting along planting his wheat!
Silas-Oh, Just SOW low.
American Falls press. [volume] (American Falls, Idaho) 1907-1937, 1914-07-02

A small boy eve wants to use the
hose on the front sidewalk until he
sees a lot of people passing.
American Falls press. [volume] (American Falls, Idaho) 1907-1937, 1914-07-02
Overcoming a Technically.

How the deuce can 8iinks be a
lawyer when he can neither read nor
write?"
oh. he practises the unwritten
law"
American Falls press. [volume] (American Falls, Idaho) 1907-1937, 1914-07-02

For every marriage in Kansas there
are five divorces.
American Falls press. [volume] (American Falls, Idaho) 1907-1937, 1914-07-02
WOMEN CAN
HARDLY BELIEVE
How Mrs. Hurley Was Re-
stored to Health by Lydia
E. Pinkham's Vegetable
Compound.

Eldon, Mo. IL was troubled with
displacement, inflammation and female
American Falls press. [volume] (American Falls, Idaho) 1907-1937, 1914-07-02
But Not Toothless.

Call off your dog, for goodness
sakel"
NO use; he's deaf.'-LeR ire.
American Falls press. [volume] (American Falls, Idaho) 1907-1937, 1914-07-02

% asked ~
: somethinS
doesn't t''a
Eination'' ~
|phantly'. ias
that it IS ="
American Falls press. [volume] (American Falls, Idaho) 1907-1937, 1914-07-02

II versc
Idest in
liar, and
American Falls press. [volume] (American Falls, Idaho) 1907-1937, 1914-07-02

age post
he ever
he truth
American Falls press. [volume] (American Falls, Idaho) 1907-1937, 1914-07-02

e thought
the men
Not cor
they are
kings. w
I so NAM
'streets %
two vsI'
American Falls press. [volume] (American Falls, Idaho) 1907-1937, 1914-07-02

one !
las at sCr' i
/ s stopped I"
les. said;
am 50 sI,o
de SUI 4,
/ dis dark :
The Kennewick courier-reporter. [volume] (Kennewick, Wash.) 1914-1938, 1914-05-07

The Woman's Club will meet at the
home of Mrs. j. L. johnson tomorrow
friday afternoon.
Members of the Klatter Klub were
entertained Wednesday evening by
Mrs. Rudd Russell at her home in Pasco.
The Kennewick courier-reporter. [volume] (Kennewick, Wash.) 1914-1938, 1914-05-07

C. L. Holcomb returned Tuesday
morning from a short business trip 10
Portland.
Mrs. ]. B. Rutherford left Monday
for an extended visit with friends ana
relatives in New York.
The Kennewick courier-reporter. [volume] (Kennewick, Wash.) 1914-1938, 1914-05-07

Mr.. and Mrs. F. L. Young are the
parents of fine baby boy who arrived
last Friday.
Deputy Treasurer Horton Hunting
ton spent Sunday at the home of his
parents in this city.
The Kennewick courier-reporter. [volume] (Kennewick, Wash.) 1914-1938, 1914-05-07

The Kennewick q
will meet at the honai Da
King Tuesday afterno
Judge Frank Rudkin., CIV
federal bench, is a guesan
the home of his brother ]. ,ren
Tulsa daily world. [volume] (Tulsa, Indian Territory [Okla.]) 1905-1919, 1914-09-13
ORPIIIiJM THEATRE.

Musical tabloid takes the boards at
the Orphcum theatre beginning this
afternoon, when Jimmie Hodges and
Jennie Tynes. supported by musical
company open their engagement with
a Night on a New York Roof Gar
den"
They come here from Springfield,
Mo, and this is what the Springfield
Republican says Of their work ''Jim-
mic Hodges ana Jennie Tyncs well
deserve the title 'Sprngield's yaude-
vile favorites Supported boy COM
ppuy of 10 songstors, they made such
hit in their presentation Of "a Night
on New York Roof Garden that
Manager Nnhot has prevailed upon
them for an extended engagement
This is but one of the uumerou-
boosts this company is receiving They
stood hign last season. but il is said
have surpassed their former efforts
this year You can judge for your
self if you are ON hand this afternoon
or evening First show begins today
at . o'clock ana then two night shows.
one bcpuning at Gas and the other at
o'clock
Tulsa daily world. [volume] (Tulsa, Indian Territory [Okla.]) 1905-1919, 1914-09-13
AT THE THEATRES
"NOT HOW CHEAP, But HOW
GOOD"


The greatest d'lIlHI,Nl L" '"' l.'
| tier advance H'h' OBJ U'J '''u3.,
turc is tine narrow -I'""'" ~ ''..'.'
Who gives The pNn,', ,i'"'l i4I ..,., ..o
ui~cTImINtuoH' lH''l'7'" "' .'.
To- see, lh ''' '"'ul "l WIG ,'.I," "
IhUio-dI"N.. S"'u'l'I"F p" 100.
Wrought s." uU'u''"N ",S'-''" "..'
executed, as To- '"u'Iu""" ~, l.l',
ADMIRATION ana Na'I"N'-' 'l l"' ''', ,,
mass OF '''dh-l''l'"'I' p'''E''' ''h
people. ....fl
Do YOU Irln'nl''' lu' ""1"'
oocuns. INr. ''h's u '.N'' I.'''
a dlW'. tine pan IN'i "7," '' "..'.
10 lht pass W, '.''
oafh' lI-Su''"Iu- '"l.l'o' ''" U'. .,.'.'.'
of JefhN slll SUI h '"I'''N 'l ,,.'..
junk, ana lhr snow WI" Nv
supposlnE lh"l Ihr 'h"Iup W '' "N'
used our p','' Us ""u(' ',., .''''' ...',
cents To aIl hdu "''" 'I', "'''t'i',t
lHDiof lh uht nc" 4t""S',
pictures "od'd nt lyIf''''n 49,
by TINS iuh'. IuI Ii"uN H'""
intelligent men got mt" lh' y p'o""''"-
,nd. hired competent uH','oI9'
mario writer's, lh"'"s 'l"'l "'v' '"',
nut not IA amy means l''7., p''" '','
salaries to h' PERFORMERS '"'I'uE r'-
iracunG hcij'I l"'hl TO- '"' u,T ~
dustry. Exhibitors MI'h ''nII'u'",
IN motion pictures IaIS,u 'Hr pt''' /"
90 dime ana Nf. ana MI". J. """D
better pictures. ma clean 'n'"usS' WV"
suod music Eol lHo CROW U.S. '>u' ,''9 me-
THIS WondcfiuI new "II Sl"I,eG a., '''e
Tulsa daily world. [volume] (Tulsa, Indian Territory [Okla.]) 1905-1919, 1914-09-13
At I'm. EMPRESS.

Ono OF th. best vaudeville off,r.nes
in many q day vill come To- the En-
Press today. Comedy acts prcdomi-
nate.
The helllIusrs will be SmIleft8
Bros e. Moro. who VIII put over one
Of the most original scccntriciucs ou
tho stage They do comedy triple
bar act and thick house Stunt that
is sure GO make both the kiddies and
srowrurs laugh
An act OF unusual merit. with plenty
Of comedy mtar-pcrsod. Will be pre-
sentcd hv Eed CCork"J Norton and
girls in a Might on a Pullman They
carry special scenery The two girls
are pretty and can sing and dance.
while Mr.. Norton is well known 10
vaudeville patrons as blackface
Tulsa daily world. [volume] (Tulsa, Indian Territory [Okla.]) 1905-1919, 1914-09-13
WONDERLAND.

Today marks an added feature 20
fHe service this theatre renders Its
ftIuUs $50 more VIII the electric
piano greet y0u
Starting With the matinee per-
funluUc a. f1ur-pioce orchestra COM
posed rf the best musicians iu Tulsa.
nIll furnish a. very entertaining mu-
steal program program that is
worth the admission price alone. for
every ono enjoys good music.
Come here today ana see Mary Full
lcr iu d tWo-reel feature and az the
Same time enjoy the treat the Won
cerlgnd management has made posi-
.le.
Tulsa daily world. [volume] (Tulsa, Indian Territory [Okla.]) 1905-1919, 1914-09-13

comedian of unusual ability
Something different ana original In
the field Of musical acts VIII be pre-
sutod hv Jnada q Irving Theirs IS
ID musical act with a story told I'm pam
t'mmo. music and song They play
several instruments and carry special
srDntrE.
Al Abbott widely known as "Thc
Prince Of Song viii no doubt prove
great drawing card. with a book
fun of new and clever songs he VIII
entertain tho patrons of the Empress
20 finished degree He will also
cause q lot of smiles. for Al Abbott
Gives the show the necessary punch
that ig 0ton sadly missed.
An in all, it looks like big time
90 the Empress today and Monday
Tuesday and Wednesday,
Tulsa daily world. [volume] (Tulsa, Indian Territory [Okla.]) 1905-1919, 1914-09-13
YALE THEATRE.

Miss Winifrcd Greenwood Is being
featured at the Yale theatre today in
u two-reel American feature, Lola, d"
The Sentinel=record., 1914-06-26
WHAT IS HOME WITHOUT HAPPINESS?

How can you be happy if you are sick, constipated or suffering from biliousness? The easiest and surest way to happiness is to take one Of
The Sentinel=record., 1914-06-26
HARMONY IS
 OFF THE JOB
CONTINUED FROM PAGE ONE

CONTINUED FROM PAGE ONE.
 heard of the League being the sub Ject of so much dissatisfaction until the Chamber of Commerce started !" Mir. Cooper said that he understood that the bone of most contention in the League official roster were Mr. Bedding and himself. He spoke with the most assuring emphasis what Mr. Bedding had accomplished, and be- hoyed that if the Young Mems Cham Der of Commerce membership was so young and so pure, it would be bad to contaminate it by affiliation with the League "Competition is the life of trade, so let's fight it out side by side, he said.
 W. w. Waters was for an amalga- nation of the two bodies He be- lieved that consolidated, the work could be better done. He paid a high tribute to the old guard of the League and the years they had given to the cause. and he thought some of the young men ought to be put side by side with some of the old ones. He did not believe in wanting to kick out the old ones as long as they were able to be in the harness. He also said that every man in public service ought to invite criticism and that when man feared criticism it was good sign he ought to be criticised. lie thought the League had proerasti- hated too much, but the work it was was bringing good fruit. He said that MT. Bedding was one of the best