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Harrisburg telegraph. [volume] (Harrisburg, Pa.) 1879-1948, 1914-09-24
HELP WANTED-Male
PRIVATE INSTRUCTION

PRIVATE INSTRUCTION,
Day and Evening, in Shorthand,
Typewriting, Penmanship, Speed
Dictation, etc. Assistance given
in securing positions. Special
inducement is offered you to be-
gin now. Call or address Merle
E. Keller, Room 800, Patriot
Bldg, II n. Second street.
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PENBROoK LOT FOR SALE - Size,
S0X120; price, S225. Three Camp Hill
lots for sale at q very low price; COM
bined size. 60X125. Bell Realty Co.,
Bergner Building.
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SITUATION wANTED-sIALE

WANTED - BY colored man, general
housework, or waiter\in private family;
familiar with automobiles. Address No.
4O5 Bailey street. Steelton. Pa.
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SITUATIONS wANTED-Female

WANTED - A respectable. elderly
lady would like to care for an aged per-
son, or light housework. Address X,
1927, care of Telegraph.
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DIED
Beidleman

BEIpLENfAN - William Beidleman'
aged Sc years. died at his late resi-
dence, 21S Crescent street, TUESDAY
September %, $3.50 P. NJ.
Funeral will be held from his late
residence. Friday. at . P. NJ, DR.. Thomas
Reisch officiating.
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FOR SALE - 543 woodbine street =
3-story frame - rooms - lot, 20XS0
Price. S1,550.00. Brinton-Packer Co.,
Second and Walnut streets.
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GLASS window signs, Furnished
Rooms. Unfurnished Rooms, Rooms and
Board and Table Board at 25c each. One
of these signs will be given with each
sixt-time order for a classified ad. IL
paid in advance. Inquire at Office Of
Telegraph.
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WANTED Housecleaning, wash
ing and ironing. Call. or address. 1919
Derry street, City.
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PUBLIC SALE of valuable Farm,
Mumma and Ellen NJ. Adams, Execu-
trices of Samuel Mumma, deceased. Sill
yer Spring Township. Cumberland Coun-
ty, Pa. on the Trindle Road, three
miles west of Mechanicsburg and one
quarter mile from the Valley Traction
Railway at Locust Point. 147 acres and
102 perches of limestone - land, brick
house, frame barn and other outbuild-
ings. Sale at l o'clock P. NJ. c. H. De-
venney, Auctioneer. H H. Mercer. At
torney.
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WANTED - White woman wants
general housework to do, or position as
waitress in city. Call, or address, 1897
Fulton street, City.
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FOR SALE = Two 2Is STORY frame
houses. new. Nos, $500 and 1922 North
heat; granolithic- walks. Inquire
Shreiner's Store, on premises.
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REAL ESTATE FOR SALE

THREE STORY BRICK HOUSE FOR
SALE - No. 2129 Jefferson street - S
rooms bath gas furnace -
porch s2.400 will buy this property.
Inspect il. Bell Realty Co, Bergner
Building.
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VACANT HOUSE FOR SALE AT
front; lot, 1S1sxl1O. Frame house at
bargain price, No. 2032 Berryhill
street. Bell Realty Co., Bergner Build
ing.
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FOUND

FOUND - The home Of cleanliness at
Eggert's Steam Dyetng and Frencn
Cleaning Works, 1245 Market street
Either phone ends your worry. Try US
We deliver and call.
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FOR RENT

FOR RENT Large room. sSx2S
Market street, opposite P. r. r. en-
trance. Rent reasonable. including city
steam heat. Jacob Tausig's Sons, 420
Market street.
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statesmen WANTED

WANTED = High gvade man to pro-
mote the sale of Fra IL Premier Elec-
trio Vacuum Cleaners now selling at
SIS. in territory close to Harrisburg
also one for Harrisburg. This is high
class commission proposition. See Mr..
Price, Metropolitan Hotel this evening,
to s, or tomorrow morning. to 9.
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MONEY FOR sALARIED PEOPLE
and others upon their own names.
Cheap rates. easy payments. conhden-
Adams = Coz r.. sO4. g N. Market ss.
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THE Harrisburg PoIycIinio Dispsn-
sary will be open daily except Sunday
at p NJ, at it's new location, l70l
North Second street, for the free treat
ment of the worthy DOOR.
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ROOMS FOR RENT

WANTED - Three or four furnished
rooms; permanent; light Housekeeping;
must be reasonable; references eX-
changed. B., 1880, care of Telegraph.
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LOST - Monday afternoon, between
4 and 5 O'clock between Herr and Cal
der, on Green, or in Park, corner Calder
and Front, an openface gold Elgln
watch with T. II. ). on fob. Reward
IL returned to 216 Herr street.
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FOR SALE - At a sacrifice, No 1873
Balm street For particulars see Jno.
c. Orr. 222 Market street. Phone 934
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FOR SALE = Farm 10 miles east OF
Harrisburg. containing 80 acres. in good
good condition; 6 acres of heavy oak
| timber. For further information call
on, or address. c. 5. Cassel. r. Il. D.,
South Thirteenth street. Harrisburg
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HELP WANTED-Female

WANTED - Woman for housework
in family of three; no washing; 81, with
advancement If satisfactory. w. l.
Dubois, Hershey, Pa.
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LOST

LOST - Saturday afternoon, between
1921 Green and Market street white
silk crepe tunic. Finder please return
70 this office
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FURNISHED ROOM wANTED-Per-
manently, with private family, convent
References furnished. Address NJ, 1905,
care of Telegraph.
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WANTED - Two boys between ages
Of Is and is years. to do general work
around grocery store; must be neat In
appearance. Apply at once. II, Bren-
ner and Son, Seventh and Muench.
duce and advertise our various Home
Remedies, Extracts, etc, among the
families around Harrisburg and vicin-
ity, Permanent position, salary and all
expenses paid. Address the Dill Medi-
cine Co, Norristown, Pa.
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care Of Children: must he capable of
taking entire charge; also must be eX-
perienced and well educated; good
wages. Apply to 420, care of Harris
burg Telegraph.
The Kenna record. (Kenna, Roosevelt County, N.M.) 190?-1924, 1914-07-31
COSTLY LACK OF KNOWLEDGE
PhrenoiogIst Probably All Right In
His Profession, but Ho Didn't
Know Much About Horses.

A Boston man tells Of an innocent
farmer who once sought out phre-
nologist at the Hub and asked that
his bumps" be read.
In revealing to the farmer his tenn
permanent as shown by the aforesaid
bumps, the professor said:
your tastes are the simple. homely
ones Of the farmer. You are farmer.
are you not? All! 1 thought 80!
And l am right as to your tastes. am
I not? You are sadly deficient in
judgment, and have little knowledge
of human nature. Your innocent and
trustful disposition renders you an
easy dupe to designing men, and your
own perfect honesty prevents you
from either suspecting or defrauding
anyone"
The following week, 1t appears, the
phrenologist bought horse from the
innocent farmer. Although the nag
was old and In bad condition. 1t had
been made to appear young and skit-
fish. Moreover, though the farmer
had paid but SIS for the animal, he
c6f1tfived without difficulty to unload
him on the professor for $40.
TITS wonderful" said the farmer to
friend, as he proceeded to bank
to deposit his money. TITS wonderful
that a man should know so much
about men and not q thing about
horses"
The Kenna record. (Kenna, Roosevelt County, N.M.) 190?-1924, 1914-07-31


can't face the rest Of them, Just now"
Nora had hoped against hope that 1t
was only infatuatlon, but in the last
few days she could not ignore the
truth that he really loved her. She
had thrown him and Celeste together
in vain. Poor Celeste, poor lovely
Celeste, who wore her heart upon her
sleeve. patent to all eyes save DON
ald'sl Thus, it was with defined pur-
pose that she had lured him this night
into the garden. She wanted to dis
Illusion him.
The baron, glooming In an obscure
corner Of the conservatory, saw them
come In. Abbott's brave young face
deceived him. At the door Abbott
smiled and bowed and returned to the
garden. The Barone rose to follow
him. He had taken but a step forward,
when a tableau formed by the door,
causing him to pause irresolutely.
Nora was face to face at last with
Flora Desimone.
Il wish to speak to you." said the
Italian abruptly.
Nothing you could possibly say
would interest me-" declared Nora.
haughtily and made as II to pass.
do not be too sure" insolentiy.
Their voices were low, but they
reached the carr Of the Barone, who
wished he was anywhere but here. He
moved silently behind the palms
toward the e4.
The Kenna record. (Kenna, Roosevelt County, N.M.) 190?-1924, 1914-07-31
FORCED TO HEAR SERMON
No One Was Allowed to "Take Few
WlnIts" In English Churches
800 Years Ago.

Those who have a habit of sleep
ing through the minister's sermon
should thank their stars that they
were not living in England 800 years
ago, for they would have been raped
over the head every time they dozed
by men especially appointed to the
task of keeping the congregation
awake.
For instance, in one parish In
Shropshire, rs shillings a year was
regularly paid to a poor man to go
about the church during the sermon
and keep the people awake. He car
ried a thin. long wand in his hand,
which he could conveniently stretch
out over considerable space and rap
offenders on. the head or about the
shoulders.
With women he was always In
structed to be gentler. to tap softly,
but persistently. until the slumber
was broken. For women. 1t was
learned, we're not so amiable as men
on being aroused from a comfortable
nap, and, If gentle means were not
employed, were likely to get up and
leave, causing no little commotion
about them.
The Kenna record. (Kenna, Roosevelt County, N.M.) 190?-1924, 1914-07-31
CHAPTER XIII.
courtIandt rsIIs a story.

The colonel and his guests at lunch.
con had listened to Courtlandt without
sound or movement beyond the occa-
sional rasp Of feet shifting under the
table. He had begun with the old
familiar phrase-"I've got story"
Tell It," had been the instant re-
quest.
At the beginning the men had been
leaning at various negligent angles
some with their elbows upon the table,
some with their arms thrown across
the backs of their chairs The par
fridge had been excellent, the wine de-
licious, the tobacco irreproachable.
Burma, the tinkle Of bells in the tenn
pies. the strange pictures In the
bazaars, long Journeys over smooth
and stormy seas; romance, moving
and colorful, which began at RAN
COON, had zig-zagged around the world,
and ended In Berlin.
And So" concluded the teller of the
tale, that is the story. This man was
perfectly innocent of any wrong,
victim of malice on the one hand and
of injustice on the other"
els that the end of the yarn?" asked
the colonel.
who In life knows what the end of
anything is7 This is not a story
out of book" Courtlandt accepted
fresh cigar from the box which Rao
passed to him, and dropped his dead
weed into the ash-bowl.
CTo BE CONTINUED)
The Kenna record. (Kenna, Roosevelt County, N.M.) 190?-1924, 1914-07-31
DAISY FLY KILLER
MOST BEAUTIFUL IN WORLD
American EthnOIogist UngalIantly
Awards Palm to Women Of
Tehuantepec, Mexico.

Professor Starr, the ethnologist,
holds that the native women of Te-
huantepec, Mexico, are the hand
soonest in the world. These women
are not like those we usually term
Mexican in a broad sense, for the lat
ter have, of course, mixture of Span
'ish blood which gives them a special
type of beauty, but the territory Of
Tehuantepec retains the old Indian
blood which has been kept pure and
has resulted in willowy tall maidens,
physically perfect, with creamy skins
and beautiful eyes. They wear a
curious headdress which resembles
somewhat halo of plated gauze in a
bright color Their dresses are bright
with color and the richer among
them wear fortune in jewelry, but
1t is a fitting setting to the type.
Superb in carriage, unblemished NOR
ally and physically it, is no wonder
that Doctor Starr is enthusiastic over
these Amazons.
The Kenna record. (Kenna, Roosevelt County, N.M.) 190?-1924, 1914-07-31

gan's ear was not trained for these
subtleties OF sound. How are you
making out9"
I'm getting acclimated. Where's
the colonel tonight? He ought to be
around here somewhere"
Il left him a few moments ago."
when you see him again. send him
in. He's a live one, and like to hear
him talk"
"Ill go at once" crushing his olga
retta In the Jeypore bowl.
What's your hurry? You look like
man who has just lost his Job"
Been steering German countess
She was wound up to turn only one
way, and am groggy. ri send the
colonel over. By-by."
Nov, what's stung the boyH"
Nora was enjoying herself famously.
The men hummed around her like bees
around the sweetest rose. From time
to time she saw Courtlandt lowering
about the outskirts. She was glad he
had come; the lepidopterist is latent
or active in most women; to impale
the butterfly, the moth, falls easily into
the daily routine. She was laughing
and testing with the men. Her mother
stood by, admiringly.
This time Courtlandt gently pushed
his way to Nora's side.
May l have a dancer" he asked.
you are too late" evenly. She
was becoming used to the sight Of
him, much to her amazement.
Il am sorry"
Why, Nora, didn't know that your
card was filled!" said Mrs. Harrigan.
She had the maternal eye upon Court
landt.
Nevertheless" said Nora sweetIy,
st is fact"
Il am disconsolate," replied Court
landt, who had approached for forms
sake only. being fully prepared for a
refusal. Il have the unfortunate habit
of turning up late" with Significance
which only Nora understood.
$50. those who are late must isuf-
fer the consequences"
Supper"
The Barone rather than you"
The music began again, and Abbott
whirled her away. She was dpeesed in
Burmese taffeta, q rich orange. In the
dark Of her beautiful black hair thara
The Kenna record. (Kenna, Roosevelt County, N.M.) 190?-1924, 1914-07-31
4 don't zee how you dIdsIt,- admir-.

Il don't see how you didsIt,- admir-
ingly
'I'll drop in every little while to see
how you are getting on" volunteered
Courtlandt. You can sit by the door
II you care to see them dance. I'm
on to see Mrs. HarrigaE and tell her
where you are. Here's a cigar"
Harrigan turned the cigar over and
over in his fingers, all the while gaz-
ing at the young mans diminishing
back. He sighed. That would make
him the happiest man IN the world.
He examined the carnelian band en-
circling the six inches of evanescent
happiness. What do you think of
thatl" he murmured. Same brand the
old boy used to smoke. And If he pays
anything less than sixty apiece for EN-
at Wholesale, I'll eat this one"
He lighted his cigar, and gave him.
self up to the delights of It.
Courtlandt doomed in the doorway.
"Comfcrtable?"
Perfectly. Good cigar, comfortable
chair, fine view"
1OunB men began 10 OrlIJ IN ana
out. The air became heavy with
smoke, the prevailing aroma being
that of Turkish tobacco of which Har-
riEan was not at all fond. But his cigar
was 30 good that he was determined
not to stir until the coal began to
tickle the end of his nose. Since
Molly knew where he was there was
no occasion to worry. ~
Abbott came in, pulled a cigarette
case out OF his pocket, and impatiently
struck a match. His hands shook a
little and the flare Of the match re-
vealed pale and angry countenance.
Hey, Abbott, here's a seat. Get
your second wind"
Thanks" Abbott dropped into the
chair and smoked quickly. Very
stuffy out there. Too many
you look 1t. Having good time 7"
ooh, finel" There was catch In
the laugh which followed, but Harri-
The Kenna record. (Kenna, Roosevelt County, N.M.) 190?-1924, 1914-07-31

Let me be rranA. hate you ara
detest you with all my heart" con-
tinued Flora. Il have always hated
you, with your supercilious airs. you.
whose father :"
Don't you dare to say an Ill word
OF himl" cried Nora. her Irish blood
throwing hauteur to the winds. "He
is kind and brave and loyal, and am
proud Of him. Say what you will about
me; 1t will not bother me In the least"
The Kenna record. (Kenna, Roosevelt County, N.M.) 190?-1924, 1914-07-31
American FIaa AssoeIatIon.

The american Flag association"
was organized February II, 1898. it's
motto being: zone flag, one country,
one God over ALL" Its object is to DO
cure National and state legislation
for the protection of the flag from de-
grading and Decorating uses" and to
secure a general observance OF June
IA as Flag Day." because on that
day, III 1777. congress adopted the
present United States fias-the Stars
and strtbsA
The Kenna record. (Kenna, Roosevelt County, N.M.) 190?-1924, 1914-07-31

The Wrong Way.
Friend-How did the manager cast
your play?
Playwright-He threw 1t down.
The Kenna record. (Kenna, Roosevelt County, N.M.) 190?-1924, 1914-07-31

A woman would gladly work "a
hours a day If she was sure it would
give her a satisfactory complexion.
The Kenna record. (Kenna, Roosevelt County, N.M.) 190?-1924, 1914-07-31
cHAPrER xll-contlnued.

BoAh6 10 benu IL TO ~ ABlnO, ana call IL
an afterthought"
Give 1t to me-"
"What?"
yes"
Nonsensel I'm going to touch a
match to 1t. I'll give you that picture
with the lavender in bloom"
Il want this"
but you cannot hang it."
Il want It."
WE'LL" The more he learned about
women the farther out Of mental reach
they seemed to go. Why on earth did
she want this execrable daub? You
may have It; but all the same, I'm
going to call an oculist and have him
examine your eyes,"
Why, 1t Is the Signorina Fournierl"
In preparing studiously to ignore
Flora Desimone's presence they had
forgotten all about her.
Good morning. signora," said Ce-
leste In Italian.
And the Signore abbott, the paint
er, alsol" The Calabrian raised what
she considered her most deadly weap-
.on. her lorgnette.
What is itH" asked Flora, squirt
Ing.
at is a new style Of the impression
ist which l began this morning" so
herly.
TT looks very NATURAL" observed
Flora.
"Naturall" Abbott dropped his
mahlstick.
day,"
This waa too much for Abbott's
gravity, and he laughed.
1T was not necessary to spoil q
eoou picture on my account"
said Flora. closing the lorgnette with
a snap.
"The slgnora is wrong. / did not
spoil It on her account. 1t was past
helping yesterday. But l shall, how
ever. rechristen It vesuvius. since It
represents an eruption of temper"
Flora tapped the handle Of her para
sol with the lorgnette. 1t was dis
tinctly sign of approval These
Americans were never slow-witted.
She swung the parasol to and fro,
3iowly, like pendulum.
1T is too bad" she said, her glance
rowing over the white walls of the
villa.
"It was irrevocably lost" Abbott de-
cIared
mo. no; do not mean the picture.
I am thinking of La Toecana. Her
voice was really superb and to lose 1t
entirely I" She waved n
sympathetic hand.
Abbott was about to rise up In Wig
orous protest. But fate itself chose
70 rebuke Flora. From the window
came-"Sai cos ebbe cuorel"-sung
as only Nora could sing it.
The ferrule of Flora Desimone's
parasol bit deeply into the clover-turf.
Am all right7" asked Harrigan.
Courtlandt nodded. You look like
a soldier in multi, and more than that
like the gentleman that you naturally
are" quite sincerely.
The ex-gladiator blushed. "This is
the reception-room. There's the ball
room right out there. The smoking.
room Is on the other side. Now, how
in the old Harry am going to get;
across without killing some one?"
Courtlandt resisted the desire to
laugh. Surprising you let me pilot
you overf"
you're the referes. Ring the gong.",
"Come on. then"
WHAT While they are danclng7"l
backing away in dlsmay.
The other caught him by the armA
Cope on
And In and out they went, hither
and thither. now lodging. now pausingi
20 lot the swirl pass. until at length
Harrigan found himself safe ON shore. I
IN the dim cool amokins-room
The chronicle=news., 1914-06-02
COLLEGE ATHLETES WORKING
HARD FOR TRACK MEET

Chicago. H.. June -Four OF the
squads~hieh viii compete next Fri
day for the conference championship
praetieed on the University of chiea-
go fiel dtoday. Besides the Maroons,
Stanford. Colorado. and University OF
California teams worked out.
TIE ~-stsrnsrs are expected 10 cut
heavily Into the point next Saturday.
Tn. Stanford men. who gave Chicago
a close brush for tn. Missouri valley
title last week appeared stronger than
~as expected especially with Wilson
IN form for III. distance runs and
Murray Ia the hurdles California;
Held athletes. on the form they dis
piay.i. at Cambridge. should via Z
ria~e near the from, for their team.
Experts declare that Colorado will
give Illinois q great hath. in the on-
mil. relay and the Kansas auar'.is-
is also souni-si GU In this event.
The chronicle=news., 1914-06-02
OLD PEOPLE GAIN
sireayth b Taking viao,. Here 10
Dpoaf

so many cases like this are ees.
.san'iy coming io our attention that
~- publish IL for the benefit ot 9th.
.rs: Ms. John widmayer of Jsck-
soa. Mich. says: y am nearly "a
years Of age. and was In q tccblr
condition hut vinoi has done won.
drfs for me-. II u the hest mriiciae
10 create strength have ever scrn
AMI I have taken = scci many oi
them: Last spring was run dow n
aud worn out but I took vinoi AID
som rcsained my strength. viaol
is certainly an invlsoratins tonic for
old people
II la the medicinal curative cie.
mcn,s of the cod ilscrs without oil
aided by the blood. and
.tscnsth-crcatins properties II tonic
iron which arc combined in vinol
that makes II so efficient in such
cases.
II you have an aged father. moth
ct or anyone In your family ~hu
needs a strensth-crcatins toaic try
Vinoi on our offer 10 give back your
money II IL fails to benefit. The
Hausman Drug Co.. Trinidad. Colo.
r. s.-For itching. burning skin
Try our Saxo Salve. We guarantee
IL.