The Fairmont West Virginian. (Fairmont, W. Va.) 1904-1914, 1914-03-28

censed 10 SAY we -kinst, edltprs and
men with tapeworms. add TO Il q
man With great wealth. Which one of
The fonr are souf DO you mean to say.
tyon We got motley IN FOUR disteppitabte
person and stood by while ME and
SBalaam worked our passage?
For rei,artee Showed a roll the
size OF a clothes bag aud told my
story. We counted Tie money. and II
totated SEQ TO a cent. my original
stake and the gamblers 500 which !
would have won froul HIN II 4 hadn't
been clieated.
.Thls here Is our opportunity to
forsake the old life and acquire hon.
estes! We'll go into business, says
iMojate. declaring himself In on the
deal Immediate u was cut out for
them pursuits natural . got the abii:
Iity.'
Does # take itliat much OF a stack
to set; In on this. commercial yentureT
4 inquiries. Il BEN aiming to assuuse
this famine fer fun that lin bloated
with
alt aln't no ways essential Nike
admits. and I'm considerable leery Of
oycrcapItalizatiop myself, S'pose we
lay by 500 fer business and spend the
rest In wassall. thus avoiding 3waterel,
stock and sech perlls. I've got u
scheme where that's all We need
".As long as It's hottest Ii gets my
play says /: but, understand. amt
going. TO corner none OF the great ne
eessities of life With this money nor
squeeze the wldders antl orphans
".No: It's simply tile Introduction Of
western modes aud civilization Into the
junsles of the! decaying east. Wen
open up In Kansas
Thereuieil he gave me the blue print
Of plan that ass.yed SIS to the
ounce. being a total rest from COW.
punching. Well. lis some three weeks
later that. the BUFFERS; Martin Masto
don Ministries bursts iintoyKalsus and
lays Waste with delight every liainlet
1t costs nary a cent TO see
lt Which same appeals to farmers Of
all ranks. Mike isillt up IKE q Dewey.
iatohs a thousand cnndles strong. With
"a long fur trimmed overcoat. pointed
iyalleH shoes, tan cutters and a pearl
gray felt hat. For ii theatrical make.
up be has John Drew run under the
bed.
II am l'aprlky cargamba, the Arr
zona bandit. You see, a am some
black. anyhow. so lucase myself in a
'greaser habit OF speech. u bewhiskcrcd
.buckskin suit aud am u dangerous
desperate.
Heres the program. We open with
q quartet by the nlgscrs. OH. yes: !
near forget the nisgers. We have four
Senega mbiuns from Topeka thatzsing
from all points of tile compass to a
common center. One OF 'cm plays
Turkey In the. Straw Oh the banjo,
while the others dance; They cost US
fourteen week.
We'll after the music the MeS.kln
.desperado gives exhibitions OF throw.
ing the bowie AMI pistol practice. aft.
er which: we have more music. and
Mikes does marvellous. mystifying
;feats of sleisht5 Of hand TOO Batfilug
for the mind aud, teo rapid for the
eye Then .,wes .lave SOME buck and
wingins By the African team. after
which Mike addresses the pacified and
radiant hay dlsgers us follows:
t.No doubt. ladies' aud gents. you
have been delighted by our cduca:
tional entertainment, but to give fleet:
ing pleasure Amt our only mission.
We have higher motive. II is a
blessed privilege to- make the arduous
path more pleasant. and we are here
to conduce tic, them scenic effects by
abadng the nuisances Of life. One
man may like music aud his neigh.
Dor prefer the screech OF u sled run.
ner on bare. ground. This one may
have a sweet tooth. while his friends
Is holler aud the nerve exposed: but.
dear friends. all the world loves q
sweet smell.
I'VE admire tile jassamine and
would fainfpreserve the fragrance OF
the rose. Let us have done with the
sorlid scouts Of the stables and i'm.
ported cheese and tickle our tonsIls
with tue :, breath OF forest flowers.
That Indies aud gents. Is our. sacred
'errtiits amongst you. we are the dis.
'tribhtins agents ofsstlle Kansas Co.
'logneic6itipany. unlitnitetli Remember.
We hiiSe pliotllius to 7sell:raye only nd:
vertigo he perfumcry ssoiilnt YOU can
tbuyhdirett' from your focilr druggists
we Simply charge II nominal prize 10
cover the cost pfs the BOTTLES aud tue
hand painted labels. giving YOU the
contents as free as this program.
which Amt vel over, ~
"''l'o conclude iliis evenings eater.
tainment ] PROPOSE To spar three
rounds will Senior Carramba. deinnili
strailns In refined aud geuilcilanl,
manner the blows with which I won
the title of mitldlewelgl, clmntpcrn. d:
the world. This Is nuif II brutal pxiLbi
ton. but a clean aud scientific lpssni.
In that greatest domestic accomplish
ment. the "man and wonnilly arr Of
self defense" It is Endorsed by The
leading society ladies' Of the great cit.
fA2 and hoe rnnntxnsl tI,nN lf0t,n.,, -,