The McDowell times. [volume] (Keystone, W. Va.) 1904-1941, 1914-05-01

Capitol
rHE FUNNV MrRr~rNrArIvrS

Ninety seven Congp~smcn vot,~l to ~
dusr their own ~sar,- srom S-.sn a.
>6.'ssl a few daN~ ae,,---',ut there Wen,
ar ia opposition. AMI had there l-S.n
any real danger %. thi~ proposition going
through. abou, ninety oi the ninety seven
wou'd have iouni ~lss>iy method of
changing thc.r Votes The Represent
atives - a rule are very mrch impr,--s.Sl
with tl'eir own crcatu,~~. ami their con
iidential opinion J. THAI they arr work
ing altogether to ,ilrap \ few years
agp Legislators throuch,nt the country
started i'm IL advocating cutting out rail
road passs-. dirvt primaries. r,.Stricte,I
campaign contributions. and lot of
other things they never wanted Ent thu.
puhlic took up a." sugg,StinnS. and so
th"rpughiy approved. that the public ser
wants had Ia cary hcprop,~ition through
In order To save their Jobs. sut the les
son does not Sscm to lave sunk home.
and COrSrcsSmc'i Who arr ~till trying a.
polly the voters nith the notion that thry
arr ~ mime reformrr~. will wake M some
lay to the fact tlat the country thorough
" approves the i.ira of rut i'm their
-:llariss---and tistu they are going To- la.
very, very sorry. ~,inc of thr Members
will g,.t - mail that the, will cnnclu,l..
they can't aiiorl n. and will - back
home aud Practirr law. ami IL ih~y ar.
lucky many of them uill ut ai~.ut hall
OF HAT -iN thDu-and ul,cn they have L.
deI"nd "n the results 1T private n.-al rr L
ling
THE MILK OFIlt NAN kINDNESS.
When thu beautiful daughter of Sec
rctary McAsioO OF the Treasury, quit
munching chocolats-- in the senate gal
lcry. the night the Mexican Restitution
~as Ps sss'd. and pulled her daddy's coat
tail - that he would turn around, "A guri
many people smiled Pleasantly at the in
ci.iJnt. When Bryan left the senate l..-
cause senator Fall Was naying him, most
people were wondering how the Secr,tary
relisle,i hearing snch things ina r,la,s.
where be could not talk back. These are
mere incidents ln the lives of American
royalty" But fse official family T.
very kind. and the wife Of the President
makes war upon the slum- of the Capitol.
while her daughter sings Tor the blind /.
AMI the wife of the Nic.- President can
GELS s"ciai cngagcments IN order that -li,.
may stay at hcnr t. nuns "a sick n,aid.
IL l,aS also i,-n noted that the secretary
81 state c,.iciHat''i hi~ Last birthday SUR
rounded 10y tie men In his Department.
and thrIr wives. And then the ~,rr,iar,
81 the Navy has lrt il l-r known that De-.
~ ipr the un'ler dog. and insists on
c'o>er relationship ietwc.n the hirllrr
oilicial~ and the men Who wear tine navy
uniiorn. Meanwhilc the ~,pretary 81
the Interior established Home Club
for hi- nfl'yc-. and thc Po-tn.u ter
''cncra. lay on hor-'~ and puts on mo
TOR trucks. ~urcly the milk oi human
lindnc~- b. orcriiiiing the pan.
TIT II Et ~IING j. TROUBLESOME.
The Jon Iu'liciary Committee ic-
licve- ti.ai 30 lit- the remedy for all of
thc evils oi tilr trusts. ai.d IL ha- finally
worke'! rlt 3D. ili vhich has re,..ive~I the
%. k. o' f..r imin.-traiipn. IL l. ,lne
o. cofle it i.fc tlie Iiot-e of I..pr,-,.nt-
a'ifc-. r.fr. iu the natural ORDER oi
thing if ni.. la. passed on o. tl,c IDrn-
ocrai.' '.t.s.f-. approved and -lri. thru
thc ioacr %. ..-. oiih tlc slightest t~,--
q sihlc delay 81, usually take- only a icu
day inr hif.. f..li-tration nl,.a-u,e- o. la
throuel &C., ever bra7ch of Congrc--.
'fit t.r ~cnai. oh. that j. different. Th,
lest iniDrus,l Cougre--lncI hnvc l~t.n
/ iayiuy .itlr sft.ntion o. the pr,f,liecis.-
of an 3D. iiourru'nt in June. AMI viii
tiie canal tDIl- matter. tie tril-t lrgi.la.
o. 90. t'.at fl'-f interesting treaty viii
t,.'Dulsa. 1na war on hand. tls
prei'aiiitie- ar.. that the Meinlrr- vii
i~. ilcrc mt. alaut next September.
TEACHING THE INDIAN~
Arran-'ntft- are icing uaslc for q
-cric- oi tcafl r- institutes f,r cint.loy Il.
ni tle lrlifr -~rsicc o. hc h,.id ,lurin.
tl.e r,fnir- -1nner. n ha- always i--cf
con-i'lcfci IIa1Dral,lc einfloyneut for ti,,
/ American 1ir'. to teach the r,~i ur.n l,ou
o. twist tiieIf tDngne- ai,out the Fnyl,-l
Iaugua-c. hut -'uniar enort- among ti.
ncgro,~ resulted in the early lays of oui
country n visits from tho White Caf-
AMI the hI1 klux kian. These in-fi
tf.c- vii I- hc.i during the summer b,
iok .aiiou4 ~'.uth Dakota. Wisconsin
Minue-0ia Nre Mexico. California an.
ortgou. AI rroi,eu,- c.,nncct.d vii
tiIc education and industrial in-truetiof
81 tlic indian ar~ G, o. taken ~. AMI ~,
tfarlicr- are o. d. given leave of ai~-nce
AMI tiifir ssfen-c- will te i-,rnc l,y tl,.
itTnrtmont pf the lntcrior.
EEFf-~f TAINTED MONEY
lake taek your gold'' j. the pratt
cal meaning oi the refu-al by Congrs--- 4
u-c s2's'.'ssl of iunds which tie Eock
cieiicr Formulation ha- oGer,sl. A-a re
suit tie government sili it'll vots. tl,ai
amount ior CERTAIN Investigations in car
rying on oilcational work I'm tie -outb
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