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White Pine news weekly mining review. [volume] (East Ely, Nev.) 1910-1920, 1914-06-28
He Was Hoping.

A countryman named Street own
ed a runaway COW. As the season
advanced Street was compelled to
make several long pilgrimages into
the country for the reprehensible
animal On one occasion the trail
led on and on until Street had enter
ed the enyirons of a town where a
new trolley ca system was installed.
Just as the cow-hunter turned a cor
ner in the outskirts the ear lumber
ed up and the conductor called out:
Cedar Street."
The owner OF the COW stopped IN
his tracks and bawled back at the
man in blue and gold.
No. darn her. ! amt seed her; an
when | do IL won't be good fer her
blamed old hide either,''-National
Monthly.
White Pine news weekly mining review. [volume] (East Ely, Nev.) 1910-1920, 1914-06-28

A little six year old tot had gone
her first day to school. Teacher had
quite a time getting her to tell her
last name. That evening after
school she vas playing with a little
friend and the last name subject
was brought up. Mable said she
wondered what Gods last name was.
why. don't YOU know? asked
Stella.
NO, ] don't was the short reply.
why. it's Dam. cause | heard
daddy say so."-National Monthly.
White Pine news weekly mining review. [volume] (East Ely, Nev.) 1910-1920, 1914-06-28
How II Went.

Two prospectors met in the desert.
What are you doing out here
Hank " asked one of them.
Prospecting" said the other.
why, thought you had cleaned
up a couple of hundred thousand and
quit
That's right, said the other,
lsconically.
well. what became of the
money!"
"0h, | took II down to San Fran
cisco and they kinda introduced me
out of it,"
White Pine news weekly mining review. [volume] (East Ely, Nev.) 1910-1920, 1914-06-28
II Was Forced Upon Him.

At a wedding-feast recently the
bridegroom was called upon. as
usual. to respond to the given toast,
in spite of the fact that he had pre-
%viously pleaded to be excused. Blush
ing to the roots of his hair, he rose
to his feet. He intended to imply
that he was ~unprepared for speech
making. but he unfortunately placed
his hand upon his brides shoulder.
and looking down at her as he STAN
mered out his opening and conclud-
ing words: "This-er-thing has
been forced upon me."-National
Monthly.
White Pine news weekly mining review. [volume] (East Ely, Nev.) 1910-1920, 1914-06-28

1.-THE Guy on the BIeachers."
There is always some guy on the
~bleachers
Who jollies the players along,
Who wells, You mutt" or You lob
ster,"
And hee-haws when something
goes wrong.
In a mean kind Of way he gets after
The player who misses a few,
Till It's time We showed up this crea-
ture
And gave him a hard knock or two.
This guy thinks it is cunning and
clever
To sit In some spot where tits cool.
And jeer at the hard working player
And call him a "bonehead" or a
fool"
Sure this chap never stops to con-
slider.
"atn Souc prayer mdhcs y mis-
take,
That perhaps he is under the
weather."
Or bothered with some pain or
ache.
The best thing to do is encourage
The players who's taken a slump;
You break his stout heart when you
roast" him,
Then he puts up a game that Is
punk.
There's many a player that fails. kid
Who would star with the very best
II they'd just gag that guy on the
bleachers
And give his worn-out tongue a
rest.
-Ottie f. Colburn.
White Pine news weekly mining review. [volume] (East Ely, Nev.) 1910-1920, 1914-06-28

MY husband is just getting over
a spell of sickness and ] want to buy
him a Shirt" said Mrs. Binks.
Yes. ma'am" replied the clerk.
Would you want something in a
stiff bosom?"
NO. SIR" said Mrs. Binks. THE
6oetor says he must avoid anything
with starch In it,"
White Pine news weekly mining review. [volume] (East Ely, Nev.) 1910-1920, 1914-06-28
He Didn't Know.

Won't you be very. very happy
when your sentence Is over " cheer
fully asked a woman of a convict in
prison.
Il dunno, ma'am, | Dunno
gloomily answered the man.
You don't know" asked the wo-
man, amazed. Why not?"
I'm in for life"
White Pine news weekly mining review. [volume] (East Ely, Nev.) 1910-1920, 1914-06-28

Me and me goil Was walkin' along
t'ru de woods one day and We seen a
cat; at least. we tough IT was a cat"
so | says to me goil. Pat de cat
She says. .Naw''"
Il SAYS. Pat de cat"
She says, 'Nawi'"
Il says. Aw, g'wan: pat de cat"
so she patted de cat. and cheest
I had to laugh. Ii warn't no cat"
White Pine news weekly mining review. [volume] (East Ely, Nev.) 1910-1920, 1914-06-28
Good Reading for Sunday

The Girl Of the Country Town.
Enough of the rustic zest of life.
Enough of the social charm
Give her the blush of the meadow
wind
And keep her from urban harm.
A span from the green of the farmer
lass,
And the city bloom of brown,
She blossoms, the last TO fall and
The girl OF the country town.
A step from the fragrance of the
wood.
Here nature and fashion meet,
And beauty has matched the art Of
With a model pure and sweet.
The red OF the maple fills her heart
And the cherry bends him down
To paint the lips of the passing
The girl OF the country town.
No weary ghosts of the ball and play
Look out OF her sparkling eyes;
No haunting dread of a hundred
nights
OF chatter and sham and lies,
But the sacred JOY of one fair scene.
And her beau and newest gown.
Are in her heart as she waits to-
night
The girl of the country town.
And some day. when all the world
has need
or a rose that Is red and sweet,
Go not to the stretch OF farm and
field.
Nor out on the city street;
But stop in the smiling midway
burg. +
And journeying up. or down.
Pluck n from many a blossom
A girl from the country Town.
White Pine news weekly mining review. [volume] (East Ely, Nev.) 1910-1920, 1914-06-28
viii BE Heard From.

Employer. You put that note
where IT will be sure TO attract Mr..
Smiths attention when he comes In.
didn't your"
Office BOY. Yes. sir: ! stuck a
pin through It and put Ii on his
chair"
White Pine news weekly mining review. [volume] (East Ely, Nev.) 1910-1920, 1914-06-28
THIS II TIKI LIFE.

aid Young newlywed. named
Percy saphead. THE a who's NOT
married Is better off dead. ] pity the
GOOD who hasn't a wife. For This is
the life!'
White Pine news weekly mining review. [volume] (East Ely, Nev.) 1910-1920, 1914-06-28

work. Casey"

"How's work. Casey"
Rotten I've been tryin' to get me
wife a job for three weeks. an cant
do II. III stave soon"
White Pine news weekly mining review. [volume] (East Ely, Nev.) 1910-1920, 1914-06-28
LAUGHS IN THE NEWS.

4 woman in Richmond, Ind. re-
manned indoors twenty-six years be-
rause she had nothing to wear.
Evidently they have no tango par
ties. out there, else she could have
got out.
White Pine news weekly mining review. [volume] (East Ely, Nev.) 1910-1920, 1914-06-28

said a giddy soubrette, in a CAV
caoarette. Some jays never learn TO
get out OF the wet. Back home the
old folks still eat pie with a knit.
But this Is the life,"
White Pine news weekly mining review. [volume] (East Ely, Nev.) 1910-1920, 1914-06-28

NJ. D. B. { NJ. n. SO deg. IT
min. rs sec. west $4,000 feet dis
tant. by means of reservoirs and
bitches, and one cubic foot per
second is to be conveyed to unsur-
veyed land adjacent to said spring.
being in Township 20 N. r.. so East
NJ. ID. B. & NJ. by means of bitches
and there used for irrigation pur-
poses. Water not to be returned to
stream.
W. VI. KEARNEY,
State Engineer.
tFirst publication, June IA. 1910
(Last publication. July 5. 1910
White Pine news weekly mining review. [volume] (East Ely, Nev.) 1910-1920, 1914-06-28

trump nat
The German purists-as though,
referring TO the language. this We're
possible-declare the the Emperor's
German is poor.
But he's still got a good job and
his business Is thriving.
The Christian" in films. This from
the moving picture news.
Probably a reel Christian. and
they're scarce.
Another dramatic announcement
states: The New Sin is to be
Acted"
Didn't know there was a new Gle.
Ii has Just been decided in the San
Francisco courts that a wife's resi-
dence is that OF her husbands.
II this we're really true there'd be
an awful slump in the divorce cases
The Rothschilds, who have been
barons for centuries, are now to be
come counts.
And. believe us, they've got the
stuff to count.
Because a man in La Crosse, Wis,
went to bed with the chickens appli-
cation was made 10 examine him for
his sanity. 1t was found he slept in
his Owl hen house. resting mis- head
against the roost. lie seemed to en-
joy the fowl" air.
And so they were real-ah. well.
why nave any doubts as to his mental
condition?
A woman In Knoxville has bought
a store and hired her husband on
salary to manage it. Newspaper
woman says: "Woman hires her
husband"
That's generally the method.
Now a man in a Pennsylvania
school is teaching the girls how TO
sew on buttons.
In other words, teaching women
the lost art.
A Baker. tOre..) preacher has
shocked a few dear, pious members
of his congregation by admitting he
telephones every Sunday during the
season to learn the baseball scores.
His church should be proud. A
minister as human as that will never
get mixed up in any church kissing
scandals.
White Pine news weekly mining review. [volume] (East Ely, Nev.) 1910-1920, 1914-06-28

The Dutch Chamber OF Deputies
has elected a new president. His
name is Baron acknowledgements
Won de 0ige van Hoervakin.
Trump that.
White Pine news weekly mining review. [volume] (East Ely, Nev.) 1910-1920, 1914-06-28

Not Another Word From You.
Herbert took his girl in
To get an ice cream Sundae,
But when he came to pay he found
He'd have to wait till Mondae.
White Pine news weekly mining review. [volume] (East Ely, Nev.) 1910-1920, 1914-06-28
When He starts Down Hill.

When lie starts Down Hill.
When we see a fellow standing in a
moral atmosphere.
When his pose is independent and
his eyes are bright and clear,
When he dresses with correctness
and displays the flag OF pride
And he walks the city pavements
with a semi-kingly stride.
Every body looks upon him with APP
prevail in their eyes,
scheming mothers tell their darlings
he's a matrimonial prize,
But he soon becomes unto US but a
%nauseating pill
If he stumbles from the path and
starts 10
slide
down
hill.
Man may rise To proud distinction in
the ranks of church and state.
May BY laudable exertion stand
among the truly great.
And the masses will applaud him as
a credit 10 the land,
And will hold it as an honor just to
feel his grasp Of hand.
Bur If he In moral blindness at the
shrine of sin should bow
lie is held in deep adherence by the
'sholier than thou"
And they push and shove and Kick
him with most diabolic will
Adding swiftness TO his progress
when he
starts
down
hill.
In the golden dawn of manhood
many a boy will find his breast
Brimming full of aspirations Tor a
foothold on the crest
or the lofty hill of honor. and deter
mine that his name
Shall be written on the roster OF I'M
perishable fame,
But the tempter comes upon hini'
elinging TO his weaker side'
Dims the light of his ambition'
tamples on his sense of pride
And the looks that once inspired MN
seem to freeze him with their
chill:
Not a hand Is reached to stop MIN
when he
starts
down
hill.
Denver Post.
White Pine news weekly mining review. [volume] (East Ely, Nev.) 1910-1920, 1914-06-28

Said a guy on Broadway. where
the wild zephyrs play. "I'ye travelled
ana seen lots of things In my day.
But here one sees much of the other
guys wife. Say, This is the life
White Pine news weekly mining review. [volume] (East Ely, Nev.) 1910-1920, 1914-06-28
NOTICE TO APPLICANTS
FOR CITIZENSHIP PAPERS

All parties desiring naturalization
papers should file their petition not
lated than Saturday. June 80, 1914.
for the September hearing.
F. d. OLDFIELD.
Clerk of Ninth Judicial Court.
White Pine news weekly mining review. [volume] (East Ely, Nev.) 1910-1920, 1914-06-28

Said a girl with a gown that was
slit up and down. The men rubber
at me all over the town. No wedlook
for me with Its trouble and strife.
Gee, this Is the life"
White Pine news weekly mining review. [volume] (East Ely, Nev.) 1910-1920, 1914-06-28

Said a high-up CRATER. I'm the
guy that they're after. Their efforts
to get me convulse me with laughter.
] bank all my dough in the name of
my wife. Oh, this is The life
White Pine news weekly mining review. [volume] (East Ely, Nev.) 1910-1920, 1914-06-28

Now a mar in a Pennsylvania
school is teaching the girls how TO
sew on buttons.
In other words, teaching ome
the lost art.
White Pine news weekly mining review. [volume] (East Ely, Nev.) 1910-1920, 1914-06-28

Said my wife. Quit your knock
Ing bout the wad in my stocking.
Such language from you. sir. is simp-
ly shocking" Then. blowing her
wad mid the bargain sales strife.
sighed. This i the life."
White Pine news weekly mining review. [volume] (East Ely, Nev.) 1910-1920, 1914-06-28

So, that is the way from Nome to
each n seems to think that
his is the way. But | write this stuff
to get coin for the strife. Say, this
Is the life.-New York American.
White Pine news weekly mining review. [volume] (East Ely, Nev.) 1910-1920, 1914-06-28

A woman In Knoxville has bought
a store and hired her husband on
salary TO manage it. Newspaper
woman says: woman hires her
husband"
That's generally the method.
Williams news., 1914-03-26
TO A CROWDED HOUSE

Amanda Kidder, Santa Fe enter tainer, read to a full house last Tuesday night. The entire even ing was devoted to reading from ''The Man from Home''. Mir. Busser, Supt. of the Reading Rooms chose this play and his good judg- nent is worthy of commendation. Mics Kidder's impersonation of the of the different characters was al- most faultless. Her voice was pleasant and her manner pleasing. The entertainment was inspiring and uplifting.
 Jessie Mckee, musician and story teller, entertained the child ren in an adjoining room while Miss Keller read. The children re- port a most enjoyable time.
Williams news., 1914-03-26
ANITA NEWS

Jim Black came up from Cata- ract on the 2Oth., also Ed. John son.
 Ranger Oldham is home again.
 A fire started in Asa Huff S house while they were out build ing fence, completely consuming everything.
 Chas. Kirch went to Williams Wednesday evening.
 A hobo travelling on bicycle passed through Anita Friday. He camped out about four miles in the dense cedar then proceeded to set a tree afire. It gave Ranger Oldham something to do putting out the fire which had spread all around the brush.
 Chas. Kirch and Martin Buggeln came out from Williams Friday in the latters car.
Williams news., 1914-03-26
COUNCIL PROCEEDINGS

The council met in special ses-
 sion Friday night with Mayor Carl
 g. n in the chair, and Councilmen
 Smith, Lebsch and Stark present
 The special meeting was called to dispose of some of the matters left over from the previous meeting and among them was the red light district and pig and cattle ordinance. The City Attorney was instructed to draft an ordin
 ance segregating a district on the North half of Blocks One A and Two B out near the old smelter.
 MT Silvernail informed the coun- cil that he had the blocks for sale. An ordinance was passed amending Sec. 16 of Ordinance No. 6 which the keeping of pigs and cattle in the city limits. A good n umber of citizens were present.
Williams news., 1914-03-26
ASH FORK

The Board of Supervisors have promised our citizens that the y will immediately commence work on a 70 fit. bridge across the Sans wash at Puntenney ranch between Ash Fork and Prescott. This will make automobile traffi, possibls at almost any kind of weather.
 H. Yodsr visited at Williams Sunday.
 The s. F. P. & P. Ky. Co.,, are rebuilding the section h h,use which burned few weeks ago.
 Colin Campbell has returned from the south for the summe er where he will look after his sheep interests.
 Mrs. Dermont and several others from Williams passed through Ash Fork few days ago to visit the caves.
 The St. Patrick dance at the hall was we'll attended.
 T. E. Campbell, assessor of Yavapai County, wa. calling upon the taxpayers Monday.
 O. K. Parker and Carl E. Me Stay, chief engineer and special representative of the Nati ,nal Highway Association were in town Wednesday. They, together with Father Fabre and John Fagerberg drove down to Prescott to see the Supervisors regarding the road through the northern part of Yav- apai County.
Williams news., 1914-03-26
PRISONER WANTED IN
 SANTA FE N. M. ESCAPES

Monday mo- ming while sheriff Patten was examining one of the cells in the jail, prisoner, who is wanted at Santa Fe New Mexic o for escaping from the penitentiary walked out of the door and escap- ed to the hills. MT. Patten tried to apprehsnd him, but the Mexi- can dodged behind the buildings and soon was out of sight. Mon. day morning an official from the penitentiary arrived to take the prisoner back with him, but was too late, the prisoner having de. parted without leaving his address to join the Federals before Berm- ijille, Durango.
Williams news., 1914-03-26
STATE vs. ROSE
The Red Wagon Comes in
 the Lime light

The preliminary hea ring of Frank Rose was held before Judge Rounseville Monday afternoon. c. B. Wilson appeared for the state and Rose represented him. self. Rose is charged with dis posing of mortgaged property, which in this state is felony. A number of witnesses were examin- ed by the state and Rose took the stand in his own behalf. One witness testified just about as the person examining her desired to have her testify, that is, both pro and con and con and pro. Judge Holub acted as Court Stenograph- CT. Rose was bound over to appear at the next term of the Superior Conrt in May, and his bail fixed at 5000.
Williams news., 1914-03-26
AR.
 RESTS MADE.

Last Friday morning about 4 A. NJ. c. s. Patterson arrested two negroes in chinese restaurant where they had gone for some thing to eat. When searched they had considerable money on them. They are thot to be desperate characters and wanted in Fl Paso for participating in 'hold up." The authorities were notified and no doubt their identity will soon be known. They had been on the Hill" and when the house was searched two automatic Colt re- volvers were found belonging to them. One was .3S and the other .45. They were taken to Flagstaff to await developments. It is reported that before being taken to Flagstaff they confessed to having been implicated in q hold up near here. He was as- sisted by Sheriff Patten.
Williams news., 1914-03-26
8 PAGE NEWS DELAYED

Last week we announced that the eight page News would start with this issue. The paper for that pur- pose was ordered two weeks ago and was shipped from Denver 2 week ago today. At the time of going to press it had not yet arrived. Evi- dently more than one week must be allowed for such shipment. The 8 page News WILL start next week-unless two weeks proves foo short time to ship freight from Denver to Willsams.
Williams news., 1914-03-26
WHITE AND
 THE SEVEN DWARFS

The pupils of the Williams, pub. lie schools will present the opera, '.Snow White and the Seven Dwarfs'' Friday night, April 10, at the Opera House. A large num- Der of the pupils from the various rooms will take part. They have been working hard and it is antici- pated that they will do we'll.
 The regular admission prices will be; adults, 25c, and children 15c. Children in the opera will be ad- mitted free. Tickets for seats to be reserved will be on sale at w. c. Rittenhouse's store after 8 a. m. Wednesday, April 1.
Williams news., 1914-03-26
NOTICE FOR PUBLICATION. UNITED STATES LAND OFFICE

Phoenix, Arizona, March 11th, 1914. Serial No. O2457S.
 Notice is hereby given that An thony A. Johns of Prescott, Ariz- ona, County of Yavapai, has filed in this office his application to enter under the provisions of sec- tions 23O6-7 of the Revised Stat utes of the United States the fol- lowing described lands: NW4 NE4 Sec. IS, T. 23 N., R. g w., G. & $. R. B. & M., Arizona.
 Any and all pc sons claiming adversely the land described. or desiring to object because of the mineral character of the land or for any other reason to it's disposal to applicant, should file their affi- davits of protest on or before the 2Oth day of April, 1914.
 THOMAS F. WEEDIN.
 Register.
 First publication March 19, 1914. Last publication April 16, 1914.
Williams news., 1914-03-26

A. T Keeslar informs us that he has already planted eight acres of oats and has the ground ready for about twenty acres more. This early planting is in the nature of an experiment with Ad. and if it does well he will try it again He plowed his ground about foot deep last fall, and this spring disc ed it twice, narrowed and then rolled it.
Williams news., 1914-03-26
PLEASE READ

The News has received good many inquiries regarding the agri- cultural possibilities of Northern Arizona and has undertaken to an- swer such queries in the first article on page two of this issue. A num- Der of copies of this paper will be sent to people interested in this question. Please read and hand to others whom you think may be interested.
Williams news., 1914-03-26
Ike Moses, Fisherman

From what Joe Blumberg, Chas. Wade, F. Reid, and C.. Fitzgibbon say Ike Moses has another occupa- ton besides that of a tailor. He is some fisherman. Sunday he caught fish so fast that he really believes that it rained fish. Never mind Ike, the boys sometimes tell tales.
Williams news., 1914-03-26

The two ne groes arrested by Pat terson and Patten are wanted in Fl Paso for shooting up a restaurant. They refused to return to Texas without requisition papers. So Governor Hunt has b cen requested to issue them.
 For School Trustee
 Mrs. Andrew Miller is a can di. date fer school trustee. She is a woman of ability and experience and if elected will no doubt be a proficient. trustee.
 We are requested to announce that M. c. Smith will be a candi- date for the office of school trustee. Mir. Smith, better known as "Bony" has two children in school and if elected trustee. will discharge his duties with fidelity and honor.
Williams news., 1914-03-26
NOTICE OF MEETING

A meeting of the Coconino Cat tic Growers Association will be held at the Court House in Flag staff, Arizona, on April 1 1914. Your presence at this meeting is earnestly solicited.
 T. c. Frier, Secretary
Williams news., 1914-03-26
Rev. Atkinson

Rev. Atkinson
 Will hold special services at the Methodist Church commencing April 4th and continuing over the second Sunday.
 Charles Lin dstrom left Tuesday morning for Duluth to engage lum- bermen for the camps at Belle- 2 mont. Heis looking for loggers.
Williams news., 1914-03-26
Our Moon

Come and see. it's mountain rang es, extinct volcanoes, ancient sea beds, bays, gulfs and all the feat ures of lunar landscape, and hear about them at the corner in front of State Bank. PROF. HUBBARD, Astronomist
 adv
Williams news., 1914-03-26
BURGLAR|ES

There were a number of burglar ies reported to have taken place at Flagstaff Sunday evening. A Will Hams man said that it was due to a dead town and midnight closing. Another man said that it was not because of midnigh t closing, but in spite of it.
 While in Williams the home of Mrs. G. H. Reinhardt was entered Sunday evening while she was at the theatre between the hours of eight and nine thirty and two gold rings and wtnty dollar gold piece taken. It is thot that they gained entrance tfru a back window. When she left for the theatre she securely locked the doors and left the dog in the living room, but when she returned the dog was locked in the bed room and the jewelry and money gone.
 Some one entered the screened pcarch at w. c. Ritte nhouse's and took two pair of trousers and sweater Either the same persons or others attempted to break into  the home of Al: Lebsch. Sneak thieves took box of oranges, lem ons and grape fruit from the home of A. R. Montgomery Saturday night and helped themselves to a slab of bacon and pound of but ter belonging to w. A. Havens, which was taken by prying off window and reaching into their house.
 About the same time some one tried to gain entrance into the home of Post Master Campbell, and Corb Wolf's house was broken into and about dozen shirts taken.
 Born to MT. and Mrs. Nall, Sat urday March 21st daughter, Mrs. Nall is daughter of T. A. Moore
Williams news., 1914-03-26
Is He Man Or Devil?

The boy scientist and laug h pro. ducer. Producer of phychology, Magic and mystery, with fun, laughs and screams. Sunday and Monday nights.
 Williams Opera House