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Brownsville herald. [volume] (Brownsville, Tex.) 1910-current, 1914-08-26
VALLEY TO PUT
1900 CARS OF
CORN ON SALE
One Million and a Half Bushels of Valley
Corn Will Supply NORTH Texas and
Northern Markets. According to Frisco
Railroad Figures.
400 CARS SHIPPED OUT
AND 800 MORE TO GO
Vice President ryeatt Say. New Motive
Power and Rolling Stock for Brownsville
Line Is Now ~RolIing-Tw0 Engines to Be
Put In Service al Once.

One million and a hall bushels Of Val
markets and a. points IA tine north from
the Lower l.iO Grande Valley, according
10 figures compiled by the ~. Louis,
Brownsville 4 Mexico railroad. stated
vi cc-Prcsident and General Manager j.
=. Pycatt OF the Gulf Coast lines. who
spent last night in the city. The
Brownsville road has already hauled 400
carloads Of the 1914 crop o. the Houston
terminals. and there are still 500 ears
90 be- shipped.
The figures gathered bs the railroad
only 20 further 10 show that the Lower
Rio tirande Valley has produced this
year the largest eorn crop In its history
Of less than ten years Of agricultural de-
yelopment.
l. rom every section ~ the Lower Rio
Grande Valley. including the Browns.
Vile district. San Benito district. Har-
lingen. and the R~aymondville- Lyford
district i'm the north part Of the county,
Mission. Edinburg. McAllcn. Pharr. Mer-
rcdes. ard other sections in Hidalgo
county, there has been a continual pour
Of this valuable grain. Not only will
the farmers Of the Valley reap a crop OF
corn that will 20 a long ways toward
supplying the markets Of the state and
northern markets, but the farmers are
also retaining nm equal amount for home
uses. leaving II almost certain that the
Lower Rio Grande Valley has produced
close Ia 1000 600 bushels Of corn this
year. And there Is still a crop to be
planted
Though prices paid the farmers have
not been what they should. in the opin-
ion Of Mr.. Pyeatt. he is still Of the opin.
ion that the farmers have p%rofite,l greatly
~ their corn crop this Summer. placing
ne Valley in a prosperous shape for the
coming truck crops.
Brownsville herald. [volume] (Brownsville, Tex.) 1910-current, 1914-08-26

Vera Cruz, Angus, pa committee of
residents of Vera Cruz. who have Svmpa-
thized with the conStitntionali~t cause have
gone TO the capital to urge Provisional
President Carranza to demand the with
drawal OF the American troops. So con
fident are they that the Americans will he
taken out Of the State September | that
they have organized a local city govern
ment, the services Of which they intend 10
offer TO General Carranza.
Brownsville herald. [volume] (Brownsville, Tex.) 1910-current, 1914-08-26
Girl browns In San Saba.

San Saba, Texas, August 26.-Ione
Odiorne, IA years old. the oldest daughter
Of J. +. Odiorne. cashier Of the San Saba
National hank, was drowned while bathing
with other Young people in the San Saba
river three miles below town Yesterday
afternoon. She was in the water about
forty minutes before her body was recov-
cred. Another little girl was rescued after
sinking the third time and was taken from
the river unconscious, hut was revived.
Brownsville herald. [volume] (Brownsville, Tex.) 1910-current, 1914-08-26

Mexia. Texas. August 20 That neees-
>ity \ the mother Of invention was clearly
shown here last night. On account Of from
PIE with machinery AZ the light plant the
electric lights we're ont Of service a. !
lew hours, and il became necessary to have
lights at the Baptist church. An automo.
oile wa driven up 10 the front door and
me nights Of the auto were turned into the
church, and the services went on withop,
further trouble.
Brownsville herald. [volume] (Brownsville, Tex.) 1910-current, 1914-08-26
NEW KIND OF TAX
D0DGER FOUND IN
TExARKANA, ARK.

Texarkana, Ark, August ga new
kind Of tax dodger l. being investigated
by officials ON the Arkansas side OF Tex
a%rkana. who say that shrewd automobile
owners are saving $3.50 BY registering
their machines In Texas m 30 cents
whereas the Arkansas license j. SO. a.
the Arkansas law requires residents Of this
State to register their machines with Ar
authorities, some prosecutions are
expected soon.
Brownsville herald. [volume] (Brownsville, Tex.) 1910-current, 1914-08-26

Waco, Texas, August 26.-Andy Ware,
pitcher for the Houston club. waS injured
in an automobile accident five miles north
of Waco. According to the club physician,
DIR. =. III. HilIen, the injury : a wrenched
knee and while not serious may keep the
pitcher out of the game for a week or more.
Two women and two men were in the ear.
The owner Of the machine, W. Y. Benson,
and one Of the women suffered broken Irg~.
Brownsville herald. [volume] (Brownsville, Tex.) 1910-current, 1914-08-26

Hampstead, Texas. August 26.-Wolves
are more numerous IN this county than they
have been m several years. Five were
killed last week in one ~tockman's pasture.
They have done very little damage Ia date.
put ~toekmen fear their depredation~ dnr-
'ng the winter months and are making e.
iorts to clean them up before autumn.
Brownsville herald. [volume] (Brownsville, Tex.) 1910-current, 1914-08-26

Salem, Ore. August Ex-Governor West
Tuesday honored a reqnisitIon from Texas
Tor the return of Mr.. and Mr.. Victor +.
lnnes, wanted at San Antonio on charges
IN connection with the disappearance Of
Mrs. Elois Mems Dennis ad Miss Beatrice
Nelms. lines and hi~ wife are under ar
rest "a Eugene. Ore.
Brownsville herald. [volume] (Brownsville, Tex.) 1910-current, 1914-08-26

London, August 26.-Victoriano Huerta.
until recently president of Mexico, accom-
panied by members Of his party. ha~ left
London for Bristol, where he will embark
for Spain. The generals appearance was
that of an i'll man.
Brownsville herald. [volume] (Brownsville, Tex.) 1910-current, 1914-08-26

Dallas, Texas, August 26-Mrs. Beta
G. Mollberg was found dead in her room
here yesterday. Near the body vunS q box
which the police said had conrainea poison.
Mrs.. Mollberg. who has a ION living in
Austin. was TO have been paced ON trial
tomorrow on a charge of maintaining a
diSordcrly house.
Brownsville herald. [volume] (Brownsville, Tex.) 1910-current, 1914-08-26

Houston, Texas, August >6.-For the
purpose Of handling the interstate com
meree commission side ~ the Arapsas
ras~ rate caSe, former Governor Joseph W.
foik Will be IN Houston October 26. The
case wall De heard In the federal court room
here On that date.
Brownsville herald. [volume] (Brownsville, Tex.) 1910-current, 1914-08-26

Crockett, Texas. August 26.-Jame~
Langston Of this city committed suicide
Tuesday night by shooting himself through
the head with a 45-raliber pistol. Inability
10 make collections. coupled with a com
plete nervous breakdown. are the only
known reasons for the act. He leaves a
widow, three sons and two daughters.
Brownsville herald. [volume] (Brownsville, Tex.) 1910-current, 1914-08-26
Brussels Paid $4,000 COO.

London. August ga dispatch !" the
Times from Flushing say that 1900. 600
toward the indemnity Of S4O, M Goa de-
manded Of the city of Brussels has already
been paid.
Brownsville herald. [volume] (Brownsville, Tex.) 1910-current, 1914-08-26

persons were injured. The ioSs j. esti-
mated at 100000.
Brownsville herald. [volume] (Brownsville, Tex.) 1910-current, 1914-08-26

Brooklyn Cincinnati, rain.
It. Louis New York. rain.
Brownsville herald. [volume] (Brownsville, Tex.) 1910-current, 1914-08-26
Standing OF the Clubs.


Batteries Mammaux and Gibson; Alex
ander, Fisher aud Doom, Burns.
Brownsville herald. [volume] (Brownsville, Tex.) 1910-current, 1914-08-26

Batteries: Vaughan and B~resnnhan.
Archer; James and Gowdy.
The Rathdrum tribune. (Rathdrum, Idaho) 1903-1963, 1914-05-29
Hurt BY Runaway.

s. L. .,Farnsworth, proprietor Of the
Independent Feed store, narrowly cs-
capped very serious injury Monday
forenoon when runaway team with
a load OF oats ran over him. M.
Farnsworth endeavored to stop the
team and was knocked down, one
wheel OF the wagon passing over his
foot bruisinR 1t quite severely and
making 1t necessary for him to be
taken to his home for few days.
The team and loaded wagon we're
standing 10 the alley back OF the
store when a piece OF paper cast up
by the wind frightened the horses.
They jumped. causing the wagon
tongue to fall to the ground. Frank
Farnsworth. who was driving, ind
ing he could not hold the team,
leaped from the wagon as 1t passed
the corner at Larsen's store. The
team made straight for g. w. Elem.
ming's pool hall, turned sharply there,
spilling about 90 sacks OF oats on the
edge of the sidewalk, and started
down the street, running over Mr.. s
L. Earnsworth. The rUnaways thrr
turned down Occur d'Alene street ant
came to stop at the foot OF the hill
No damage was done TO team o
wagon.
The Rathdrum tribune. (Rathdrum, Idaho) 1903-1963, 1914-05-29
Reading Circle Closes Year.

The Twentieth Century Reading
circle held the last meeting Of the
season at Mrs. Drennan's summer
home at Twin lakes, May 9Th. A
high wind and rain prevented tht
members and invited guests from en-.
Toying the wide porches facing ths
lake. SO all gathered round the open
Ore In the spacious living room.
The morning was spent In needle
work, and at IL O'clock dinner wal
served. The business meeting and
election OF officers occupied the after
noon, the following officers beini
elected to serve the coming year.
President, Mrs. McCoid, vice presi-
dent. Mrs. Laird. secretarg- treasurer
Mrs. Hunsley, guard, Mrs. Sinclair
flower committee, Mrs. Mitchell ant
Mrs. Hoffman. The outgoing presi
dent. Mrs. Hoffman, was presentet
with a boquet of carnations, the clul
flower. The guests OF the circle wer
Mrs. Cross, and Misses Marsh. Gene
We've and Geraldine Hill.
The Rathdrum tribune. (Rathdrum, Idaho) 1903-1963, 1914-05-29
Reading Circle News.

The Twentieth Century Reading
circle was entertained Wednesday.
May q, by Mrs. D. d. brennan, at
larry Awhile, Twin lakes. II. was
the closing meeting for the year. A
delightful day was spent In spite Of
showers.
Mrs. Cross of Occur d'Alene and
Miss Marsh of Spirit Lake, were
guests OF the circle for the day.
Offlcers for the ensuing year were
unanimously elected as follows:
President. Mrs. McCoid; vice presi'
dent, Mrs. Laird; Secy. and treas,
Mrs. Hu0sley.
The "Public Library":und Is grow
ing and great deal OF enthusiasm II
ing shown along that line.
The Rathdrum tribune. (Rathdrum, Idaho) 1903-1963, 1914-05-29
RATHDRUM FOLKS
ASTONISH DRUGGIST

We sell many good medicines but
we are told the mixture Ut buckt horn
bark, glycerine, etc., known as Adler
l-ka, Is the best we ever sold. Rath-
drum folks astonish as daily by tell.
ing how QUICKLY Adler-i.ka re-
lieves sour stomach. gas on the
stomach and constipation. Macy
report that a.SINHLE DOSE relieves
these troubles almost IMMEDIATE
LIZ, We are glad we are Rathdrum
agents for Adler-i-ka. Bed Cross
Drug Co. adv
The Rathdrum tribune. (Rathdrum, Idaho) 1903-1963, 1914-05-29
: ". c. I. U. Column.

EDITED BY MEMOIRS OF LOCAL. v. 9. I. O.
Regular meetings. 4th Friday Of each
month Place of meeting announced each
month. All ladies' Interested In temperance
work are cordially invited TO attend.
PLEDGE
II hereby solemnly promise. God helping
me- 10 abstain from all distilled. fermented
and malt liquors. including wine. beer and
cider. as u beverage, and to employ all pro-
per means to discourage the use OF and
traffic In same"
ODJECT-ro unity throughout the world
the work of women In temperance ana social
REFORM and 10 work for the compl.se over
throw OF the alcohol and opium trades.
ACKNOWLEDGEMENTS Educate. or
gAnixe.
METHODS - preventive Educational
EvMugelistic. Social and Legal.
! BADGE--A Knot Of White Ribbon.
! TINE OF PRAYER-Noontide.
The w. C. T. u. will meet with
| Mrs. Williams at the home Of Mrs.
Beseke, Friday, May 2o.
The Rathdrum tribune. (Rathdrum, Idaho) 1903-1963, 1914-05-29

delivered the address to the public
school graduating at Harrison on
Friday evening.
Rev. and Mrs. A. w. Luce have
just received word from their 500. the
Rev. Robert w. Luce. who Is taking
a theological course in Yale divinity
school, to the effect that he has
recently taken special prize OF $40
10 cash 10 class scripture and hymn
reading contest. He is pastor of a
church at Oxford. Conn, while be
pursues his studies at Yale.
The Rathdrum tribune. (Rathdrum, Idaho) 1903-1963, 1914-05-29
CLASS DAY EXERCISES
Prize Winners in Domestic Scien
and Manual Arts.

Prize Winners in Domestic Science
and Manual Arts.
A large number Of people were at
the high school grounds Tuesday
afternoon to witness the class day
exercises and see the work exhibited
by the domestic science and manual
training departments. The program
included folk dances, band music and
May pole dance. Aries Minzel and
Chester Mulledy gave exhibitions 10
throwing the discus, hammer and
javelIn.
Many excellent exhibits of bread.
cake, and sewing were displayed, and
various interesting pieces of work 10
manual training, such as cabinets,
tables, benches, miniature house
frameworks, etc. Judges were ap-
pointed and awarded money and
other prizes to the following students:
Seniors. Bread, lst prize, Margar.
ct Bradbury; 2nd, Frances Wenz; 3rd,
Beulah Klopf. Cake, LIST, Ruth Whit
field; 2nd, Eileen Clifford, 3rd, Emily
Hoffman.
Junior-Senior.-Sewing lst, Mar.
garet Bradbury; End, Beulah Klopf;
3rd. Gladys Overbey.
Freshman-Sophomore. Sewing, Isl
Ferne Dysart; 2nd, Emily Hoffman;
3rd, Blanche Gun.
| Manual Training.-High school,
1st, Aries Minzel; 2nd, Darwin House,
3rd, Herbet Minzel.
Eighth grade, LIST, Dewey Vaughn
End, Harold Wickertscheimer; 3rd
Otto Meyer.
English.-lst, Thema Cady; 2nd
Alice Sheffield.
The Rathdrum tribune. (Rathdrum, Idaho) 1903-1963, 1914-05-29
Commencement Exercises Over.

COmmenCem0ut GAeIClSeS Ove1.
The commencement exercises,
the crowning event in the history
Of the Class of IA, Rathdrum high
school, were attended by a large
concourse Of people at the Presby-
terian church last night.
The invocation was pronounced
by DR.. John Shape of Spokane,
who also delivered the address,
taking for his subject. Culture, and
the virtue OF an idealism that pro-
iects ones aims into the future.
The salutatory by Gladys Over
hey, the class poem by Elise Pap.
endick, and the valedictory by
Julia Steele, showed careful pre-
paration and were we'll received by
the audience.
The program included songs BY
the girls glee club and duet BY
Edna Layton and Eileen Clifford
Superintendent L. A. Hunting
before making the presentation &
the diplomas, expressed to ths
audience his appreciation of ths
loyalty of the people OF Rathdrun
to the teachers and to the schoo
during the two years he has beer
superintendent. Referring to thu
class, he said the success of these
students was due to loyalty t.
their studies and to the tasks tina
had been set for them during thei
school careers. "Loyalty," Mr.
Hunting said, chad been the key
! word"
Diplomas were presented to Jnli'
Steele, Gladys Overbey, Beulah Klop
Harriet Webster, Elise Papendick
land Minnie Wallace.
The Rathdrum tribune. (Rathdrum, Idaho) 1903-1963, 1914-05-29
BUSINESS BRIEFS.

Good driving horse to trade for
single MILFORD Luce. M22tf,
Small pigs, and some cows and
horses for sale.-Wm. Fisch, Gar
wood. Idaho. Ms 20,
For Sale: Young pigs. also seven.
foot Mccormick binder with tongue
trucks.-Chester Lancaster. M22J5.
The Rathdrum tribune. (Rathdrum, Idaho) 1903-1963, 1914-05-29

Rev. A. w. Luce, conference
evangelist Of the NJ. E. church, re-
turned Monday from Harrison where
he held q week end mission from
Thnrsday to Sunday night. He also
The Rathdrum tribune. (Rathdrum, Idaho) 1903-1963, 1914-05-29
LDa| PalugltDbs.

The total proceeds OF the high
school play were Sros. os, accord
ing to report by Sup't Hunting.
The receipts exceeded those Of the
class plays Of last year and the
year before.
Squirrels are reported to be
more numerous this year than
usual and some ranchers are trying
harder than ever to exterminate
them by feeding them poisoned
oats.
A supply Of galvanized pipe for
extension of the water system
arrived Saturday. It is consigned
to the Village Of Rathdrrna and
consists Of goo feet Of 2-inch pipe
and 500 feet Of r-inch pipe, be-
sides necessary fittings.
"Kinnikinick", the high school
annual, is out and The Tribune
wishes to acknowledge receipt Of =
copy. The book is well edited
and fully illustrated, and is q very
creditable piece Of work for a high
school publication.
The Presbyterian church was
crowded last Sunday evening by
those who came out to hear Rev.
D. H. Hare Of Moscow preach the
baccalaureate sermon to the grad
uating class Of the Rathdrum high
school. Rev. Hare saa:::.onished
the students above all things to be
good and true, that their talents
and intellectual attainments may
be used to make the world better
and brighter. Music was furnished
BY the choir.
The ninth anniversary Of the
dedication of the M. E. church
was celebrated at the parsonage
Thursday evening of last week
with program. clothesline con-
test and refreshments served. The
program was as follows: Vocal
duet, Edna Layton and Elizabeth
Culp; reading, Marion Laird;
piano solo, Elizabeth CUP; read
ing, Mrs. N. H. Taylor; duet,
Miss Minzel and Mr.. Layton;
reading, Rev. N. S. Hawk.
Union memorial services in the
Presbyterian church last Sunday
forenoon, in honor Of the northern
veterans of the civil war, were
attended by the 6. A. r. and w
r. c. members in body carrying
: their flags. Rev. N. S. Hawk
Methodist pastor, preached tn,
| sermon, dwelling particularly OF
the real meaning Of freedom ane
liberty. In the course Of his re
marks he said no one is really free
for all men are dependent to som'
extent on others and what any on
wishes to do is hedged about, re
stricted and limited by environ
ment, by custom, by rights o
others, by individual ability ant
circumstances. True liberty, MI
Hawk said, consisted in knowinl
ones self and living for the GOO
and service of others. Specis
music was furnished by the choi
and male quartet. Many peopl
attended.
The Rathdrum tribune. (Rathdrum, Idaho) 1903-1963, 1914-05-29
Church Announcements.
Methodist Church.

Meth001et CnufCn.
Services at the Methodist Episcopal
church on Sunday May 81. 1914.
Sunday school at 10 a. m.
Preaching services at IL q. M,
Subject, Perfect Peace"
Epworth League at TOO p. m.
Preaching services at p. N. will
be for young people. All young peo.
pie are urged to attend this service,
subject: "Riches of the Mind"
Services at Hayden Lake at 3 p. m.
Everybody is Invited.
N. SHERMAN HAWK, Pastor.
The Rathdrum tribune. (Rathdrum, Idaho) 1903-1963, 1914-05-29
Memorial Day Progr am.

To be given May 30th at kraternal
hall at 2 p. m.
l, Music by the Band.
2, Invocation by Mr.. J. d. Davis.
3, Duet by the Ms es Clifford and
Layton.
4, Lincoln's Gettysburg Address. b1
Hon. w. H. Edelblute.
5, Male Quartette.
6, Music by the Band.
I, Address by Rev. N. S. Hawk.
8, Song by Young Ladies' Quartet g
o, Reading by Miss Hoffman.
10, Music by the Band.
The Rathdrum tribune. (Rathdrum, Idaho) 1903-1963, 1914-05-29

The Holiness meetings closed here
.ast night. They 90 from here to Fi.b
AXE to hold tabernacle NEE Ing
commencing tonight.
The Rathdrum tribune. (Rathdrum, Idaho) 1903-1963, 1914-05-29
Personal Mention.


J. NJ. Handy was q visitor from
Post Falls, Tuesday.
Miss Nora Henson OF Athol visited
Miss Eileen Clifford this week.
VIM. Foster was at Occur d'Alene
last Saturday. M
Dr.. J. II. Rusk OF lone, Wash
was the guest Of 6. R. Klopf, Mon
day.
Arthur Foster, home from Canada
on business. was 10 Rathdrum Tues
day.
g. r. Klopf has taken his steel
boat back to Twin Lakes for the
summer.
Grant She1leld has been summoned
a . juror In the federal court at
c,eur d'Alene.
Miss Ruth Steele of Occur d'Alene
Is visiting Rathdrum relatives this
week.
Mrs. Geo. F. Hatch and son have
gone to Oakley, ILL.,, to attend the
funeral Of her grandfather.
Mrs. r. A. Olin and family left
Monday for Coulee City, Wash, to
reside.
=. A. Berry states that he and his
family expect to spend the greater
pa.t of the summer at their Twin
Lakes cottage.
Mrs. L. A. Harris and son of Blue.
side. WASH. spent this week at the
home Of her parents. Mr.. and Mrs.
Geo. w. Steele, on the prairie.
Mr.. and Mrs. Carl Boeck and fami-
ly visited Mr. and Mrs. r. H. Bates
and son At Twin Lakes, Sunday even.
ing.
Mr.. and Mrs. Geo. E. Dyer OF Spo.
kane were guests of Mr.. Dyer's
parents, Mr.. and Mrs. E. p. Dyer.
last Sunday.
Paul Clagstone, candidate for U. S.
senator on the Progressive ticket, was
In town Wednesday from his home at
Clagstone Junction.
Earl Brock has been assisting j.
n. Vanderpool, Interstate Telephone
manager, 10 extending the line along
the shore of Spirit lake to Tessemini
point.
Mr.. and Mrs. George Morris and
Mrs. Morris mother, Mrs. Williams,
arrived last week from North Yakima,
Wash, to reside 10 Rathdrum. They
lived here last summer and recently
purchased property here.
Jacob Baker, manager Of the Inter
state Telephone company at St.
Maries, visited his sister, Mrs. ]. M
vanderpool, and bis father, D. l.
Baker, last Sunday. n
Horse for sale or trade-1300 d.,
yrs. old, good work horse. Would
trade for driving horse and buggy
=. L. Revier. Spirit Lake, Idaho.
AsaJ5, l2p.
W. A. Hart of Rathdrum and
large party of relatives and friends
were 10 Occur d'Alene last Saturda!
afternoon. according to the Press
They made the trip 10 Mr.. Harris car
arriving at noon.
Walter Locking OF Spirit LAX
WAS 10 town Mooday on business. HI
stated he was still at work with
crew on the county road between
Spirit Lake aud Twin lakes.
Mr.. and Mrs. Geo. W. Flemminl
and daughter. Mary, and Mr.. ant
Mrs Frank Mitchell, and Mise
Eileen Clifford aud Marian Laird
went to Athol last Friday to atten'
the graduation exercises there.
Walter DeMarsh, recently Of Spiri
Lake, was in Rathdru,n the forepar
Ut the week on bis way from Chicag
TO Seattle, having been transferred I
the latter place at his request by th
Milwaukee Railway company b
whom he is employed.
E. Fl. Bradbury reports beneficis
results from osteopathic treatment
which be is taking In Spokane. MI
Bradbury has been 10 indifferen
health for many months.
n. n
The day book. [volume] (Chicago, Ill.) 1911-1917, 1914-02-20
romantic
W York.-After

: New York.--Atter romantic
courtship in many chimes. and a
honeymoon around the world; Nance
Gwynn, who is Mrs. Nance Fabis Will
liams, has. secured a divorce from
Charles Romner- Williams, dillttante,
heir to millions, and member of
large London business firm:
Nance GWynn is the daughter of
Colonel Gwypn, an author, who is
Montgomery County sentinel. [volume] (Rockville, Md.) 1855-1974, 1914-04-17

Bishop Thornton when in Ballarat
was walking one flne Sunday morning
with his favorite dog, very intelli.
gent retriever. The dog was perform
ing all sorts of trlcks-jumplng over
his masters stick. retrieving 1t from
the water, and so on.
The bishop was aware Of the wide
eyed interest Of a small boy who. with
his nurse, was walking on the shore OF
tho lake. The bishop recognized In
Aim the son of neighbor with whom
he was on the best OF terms. although
the nelghbor was a leading light OF
Nonconformity In the city.
To amuse this boy the bishop put the
dog through the whole category Of bis
tricks and then said. Nov. isn't that
a nice dog and wouldn't you like to
have one like him2" To which the
small boy replied sternly. "Sir, think
you forget what day this ls."-London
Citizen.
Montgomery County sentinel. [volume] (Rockville, Md.) 1855-1974, 1914-04-17
Pleasures.


The objects OF pleasure are two IN
humber. First, to kill time, and, sec.
Dnd, to keep us from doing something
else which would make us more mis-
cradle. The pleasures of the Amerl
can people, roughly speaking, are like.
wise twofold-namely, making money
and spending 1t. Some people derive
all their pleasure from making money,
and others all their pleasure from
spending 1t. Others combine the two,
Being an inventive people, the Amer
leans have created many ways Of
spending money. Being too busy max
ing 1t to spend any time on the drudg-
cry OF running their country they
spend large portion Of 1t In support
ing the politicians. This, indeed, In
one Of their chief pleasures And their
superb sense of humor enables them
to enjoy intensely the accounts OF
what all the politicians are doing,
which enterprislng papers publish
from day to day.
The Americans have other pleasures,
but compared with this one they are
mostly trivial.-Life.