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The evening herald. [volume] (Albuquerque, New Mexico) 1914-1922, 1914-02-16

straight .urc.
WE May DisCOVEU o. fault In a
100 ten seconds that we probably
couldn't discover in ourselves in ten
years
o.
90 rs REPORTED that Colonel
tHufrNoit hVs captured a dikdA in
brHzil o. thnrc really such an ami
mai as the dikdik. CT arc the corrc-
Hpoudeuis trying to kidkid the
colonel
WE SAID that Pennington Enter
prise mon had had experience. His
When We were youug and life was
gag.
Ms wife would throw me kisses.
Ilui now shc.t LOSSES cups my way
And soldom ever mIsses'
#
NiNE TIMES out OF ten you VIII
End nut hat tho man with 90 had cold
is 90 man Who is afraid og fresh air.
o
Npt CAN'T get q man ;o buy the
same gold brick twice. but . widowcr
viii oiton marry again.
WE CAN ASSURE the bishop that
thc Wide wide world offers no bnp-
pier place eff residence than little old
Albuquerque.
.
Indignant Passenger Oo railway
Wuuag ~ Hero. ; soy. I got a cindcr
Ne ~ ron TliE 600 my eye from
tlNDftL one of your con-
founded ougines. and it cost me two
dollars tor % doctor 90 get II out and
drvss the ryc. Now what do you pro.
poto &C. De- in tho matter
Railway Managcf-Nothing, ms
dear sir. nothing. We have no use
Tor fhy c.udcr, and you are perfectly
! welcome to h. No doubt. strictly
.r,ak.ng. you did 90 OF with oui
uroport, the cindcr. of course, was
moi YOURS bat We DO not care O.
make % fuss uhout such q small mat
ter. Pray do not give the incident q
moments Thought.
o
THE FARMER near mudhoie finds
it pays him Well. no doubt. He keep,
his rrouks hooked up an day Ten pui
tho ugtus uut-DouNer Field and
Farm.
.
THE FARMER near % mudholc hnd'
np such c.n.h. ! wcsn; we have 10
mudholcs in this state, whore road'
are DRY and clean.
o
AND SOUTH of here Wen have
road Co all the farms und schools C.
mako q trail 10 -Picblo-town. we've
sold them goidnrn mulea
o
THIS POEM hug is uari to shake
when once you have boon bit. hut th'
fotoman Us Ia "a hurry and We guess
B won have Co Quit.
The evening herald. [volume] (Albuquerque, New Mexico) 1914-1922, 1914-02-16
FOREST NOTES



Receipts 1905" 'h' "'' "
forrest resources N'i'
Ariz"nH liri year
ht q. - N''It" 70, ''
rcau "i plant INDUSTRY
% series OF luua'I'''"
.t"'kmen 'n the N', '"
ot plants poisonous o." -'''
The Baltimore i'r'sl S''''l
tahIishr1 800 lN'N % in'r'l'''
oldest forest school in Nm'rl'" mas
heon discontinued br q n S'h'''f
its director. has returned a" hiN' h"n'
Iu Germany
Tho forrest service e compiling %
nov volume iabI, fur cilcul1tinH tho
board contents ot standing western
yellow pin, trees iu The southwest
ID Be- based 900 actuil measurements
.nf $1,000 trees.
rr irving ta lind usos ior blight
.tliod chestnut 90 has been found
'tb4t Do can mot lc utilized for yrlt.ur
STONE. auarry ownora say that ,hest-
put wood i.H,as an .nreilu,c stain ou
an, marble Dr granite
p4Iro1d. ..uzad nearly half the
/ forrest Tr.s .u Colorado and W.um-
If,o I,.t year and almost ouc-sixth
var. set los lightning tn california
I rebtrIug rtarrcd more thar half
iyut ,.tir,sda Ia romuarstI,pIr in.ig-
lriU,,r, r,tse
u..ripts from Inc ,,-c Of rltIoup
f1rs., r..,,,rr,s v,te sroltpst loo Ar.
,op. last vo3r
nr 90. D. Marsh OF tho federal hu
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NOTES


student board nf health has
been organized IN Columbia univer-
gitv to improve eating houses u
restaurants near the university.
Just to prove that their manuhl
training Is of the practical sort me
bows In the Nesquchoniug Pa pub
he schools have erected e. domestic
science building
North pakotn d determined 10
nave better rural schools. Two
county training schools have been es-
tahlished 10 give instruction in r
culture. domestic science. manual
training ana pedagogy The new
schools will have as n Of their spe-
cinl tasks the training Of teachers
for rural schools.
What a. declared 10 be the first
trnining school for dental nurses Is
now In successful operation IN
bridgeport. Conn. T~hirty-two young
women-teachers. dental assistants
and others are receiving special
training under university professors
ana practical dentists In he Fonos
school. and about half the class VIII
be ready 10 enter dental hygiene
work IN June 1914
Movable tables and chairs instead
Of the conventional fixed desks are
used ln the Washington Irving High
school. New York city. according 10
Information received "a the United
States bureau OF education. " has
been found that the plan makes Tor
cleaner school rooms and more eff
cient school work, Another advani-
age Is that with this type Of school
. furniture the school looms can read
rs be adapted To social ana commun-
ity purposes.
Corneirs course In citizenship, Of
fered this year for the first time. II
attended by over 200. The course
consists Of "A lectures dfnllng with
the relation Of the citizen 10 the eom-
munity. Men actively engaged In
civic and social work have discussed
schools. recreation, health. immiRra-
ton. poverty. crime. irbor problems,
housing. politics. the church. city
planning and the press. The course
Is under the direction Of the depart
The evening herald. [volume] (Albuquerque, New Mexico) 1914-1922, 1914-02-16
rNcrs Nnour rn DnuGIRLE.

Tho fncts thnt since ,ho t,ar 1909
nearly 30 dozen Zeppelin dirigibles
have been either hadiA wrecked OF al
together destroyed. ANA thai aoo
dents 81 similar severity. thuush of
less frequency. have beiallcu the nom
rlgid dirigibles might lead 90 the con
clusion thar, though tho diripiblc bal
loom Is correct ia theory % b. impr1o-
ticahlc iu service. a cnref1l analysis
of these disasters. however. shows
that they Weio due either 10 errors
ln design or nisJa kes u haudlne
10Th ot which ore capable ~ corrcc
tinn-and are nov being corrected
This being aisutrd. a Survey 81 tho
actual performance a. a.. dlrlglhlo
ben tests uI porl. enrr,iug capacity.
duration oi .lrtnuoIs ni-nJ ondur-
an,c in ga, ma, ana iu oa.c ana yer-
miuty uf control warrants tho cnn-
ciusion thai The aiririiHe haz AN as
surod ulture oC |usofuln'ss mainly ts
800 mportan- 'l.Eent o. mii'ar, and
naval service aud se|Duulat.ly. and iu
O much lees .mr1r:unt Ivsrec. a- 20
mcHna of p~l.a-urabic travel
MpsJ OF th diugibl, disasters sa},
the Review ~ Reviews h,yo occurred
Nhon tho great lirahip va- mskira
o. iondius CO.. lcaying the ground iu
winds of muro or less streusth The.
sccm Geo snoN that tho llshlp like
tbe shin of th" 500. should remain
aHult .u De- not.ye element. except
when li ont,r- Iis shed or dry ioch
for repairs land,nsf should be- ,i-
tectel Dos lriualnp thc SHIN fhond O."
wiudl up to towering latu'c WORK
maorins towers 90 which % should h'
anchored by cables extending from
che bow go thc cop of tho tower.
FI,Nlbls aangvlys and hose would
mako possihi. me shipment of passcn-
gers and th, trlnsfrr Go enc ship 90
ruppnys cog gas end uli fuel a- theN
wore needed 90 tho heaviest sale.
thc ship V"uio ride safely head f'
aiud and clear ol tho ground. as d
shin rides Go her anchor The disiH'
tors ctused hr eplusion were due 90
t1r fact thu. ad,lulfo provision bad
nof boon mad, for pre- emitting che a'
combinations OF explosive niNtures q"
.as ana lir within fna outrr onNrl"p'
and Iu proxiuity.t the motors TN.
provision of lower to IS, 20 tho ""n
utstlus tunuol- and tho cars clear '
fu.h gases -huum mot bnfno 900 rtoi
ngsnt desisner
Tho latest and finest example COG th
rIeId dtusibl, was The Inflated IT,
recently destroyed by nm explosion ,
midair when the whole crew oi :
People persisted % wls ts7 feet i"n.
30 foot in diameter. % had % d'
placement of % toms lt- ~ngine
when uinnu. ut their rom capacity
300 horse power. were capable e
driving the L. nd nearly siNif mii'
an hour. und she carried fim'ic'
fuol io max ihe toyage at orui-'i
speed. arross the Atlantic.
The evening herald. [volume] (Albuquerque, New Mexico) 1914-1922, 1914-02-16
Only One Age of Woman--the
Debutdnte Age

ny MlRGlHET MASON

Hhty ON trc other hand the great
Danger OF the present mode, is "a
t%onleugy tp 300 far 10 tho other oN
trcue lnd nothing IL saddor than
when she refuses ga accept ner years
gracefully and artistically. II she g.
wise. however. the young middle
aged woman selects her raiment iu-
dic!ously IN tones OF soft gray. iaycn-
der. purple. golden brown, taupc.
sapphire blue old rose and creamy
white and rcmcmbers that black ls
for the young woman alone.
MoIeskin is 70 becoming fur FOR All
ugcs and silver tipped FOX as attruc-
tive FOR nrty as fifteen. Lot her pay
attention tn hcr figure and always
bee we'll corsoted
one may easily keep ahead Of
Father Time % the tripping meas
.ures Of thc trot and tango and a
murseuse IN time saves nine
wrinkles.
one Of tho newest fads h. the
wearing 81 pearl dog collars no'
merely In the evening but FOR after
noon as we'll This Is a blessing for
the woman whose only betrayal 81
age Is about fhg throat. nor viii she
Doc suspected OF wearing q FOR that
f, reason since sweet aud twenty is ai-
so covering up her firm young throat
Ia like
Another lood hing for the indian
summer charmer rs the present craze
for small and lose fitting hats. for
none but tho hruve and extremely
lyouug should dare the large chapeau
II b. well Goo boar In mind, howev-
or. that YOU SEQ got 4 feel young as
well as dress Young II you would look
young So throw your knitting
needles aud FOUR specs n the dis
lcard. Granny. Join a ,nngo class and
get "a French dressmaker and q
Swedish mIss'uso.
wrinkle lrau't being worn This
season and O. sparkle IN your y y
worth two ctuvsfeet ia tho corner
The evening herald. [volume] (Albuquerque, New Mexico) 1914-1922, 1914-02-16

cleveland o.. Fob. ig-"i knew !
ouEht Co get my mind on myself but
somehow couldn't Then thc iden
OF taking my lifc occurred 10 me ~
nrst j tried 90 pat 81 out of my mind
bus q was no use. ! read of your
society and thought perhaps y"u
could help
Nerve rackcd. 800 and determined
To make away with himself, q man 2I
years OF age made This appeal to pr
Franklin T.. cutler OF the newly orr
ganized cleveland conference for the
Prevention ~ self Destruction. II i
this type of mon, and others worried
or 300 unto dcath-that Or. cutler
said today the conference was organ
ized To- saw Many prominent mon.
including city officials. doctors. paS-
biologists and scientists are members
Of the organization and viii make @
study of the causes ~ suicide. AZ
ready nearly u hundred mon nave
applicd 60 the conference for helm.
The evening herald. [volume] (Albuquerque, New Mexico) 1914-1922, 1914-02-16

ment II political science and univer-
sity credit D. allowed.
California proposes w. rnd out
definitely the rccreational needs ~
her ,iiizens. a reercauuuai Inquiry
committee has hccn appointed. con-
sistlng ~ unc member from each
branch of the legislature and one
representative each from the schn'ls.
Flay grounds, Juvenile courts. public
and private charities ana the po-
lice TO study. Investigate and report
with recommendation upon rccrca-
tion for both young sand old IN CALI
.%fornla. including recreation IN rural
communities as we'll AS small and
large towns ana ritius The com
mittee has already begun work. and
hopes 90 report To- the governor by
November J. 1914
The evening herald. [volume] (Albuquerque, New Mexico) 1914-1922, 1914-02-16
Odd Little Stories
of the Days News

Denver, Feb iG Denver has "a
man Who has not had a drink of water
for thirty years. tie say So himself.
His name is D. e. Lehncr. u restHu-
rntcur.
Water has only one use. said he
today That's washing ! have not
tasted water since vas ~ years old
ana ! tasted Ncri little before that 30
As o. resident 81 Hungary. France,
Germany. Egypt. England aud italy
he has hecom accustomed to the use
nf beer and light wines, Not until
hc passed the age OF 90 when he FIRST
wen 10 Sew York aid ne see water
served with meals.
But q never influenced mo" he
said. ~ hc slipped "a glass Of Bor-
dcnuN And I've always been healthy
ana energetic { attribute q an O,
aNoiding water. ! never eat without
drinkinE and I never drink withou.
eating. I have never felt the slightosI
desire for "a drink of water
The evening herald. [volume] (Albuquerque, New Mexico) 1914-1922, 1914-02-16

II has been statee that a mans
stomach ls his boiler. his body his en-
zinc ana hIH mouth the nre box. j.
your boiler tsfOmach) IN good work.
ing order OF BIZ g. so weak that Il will
not stand 70 mil load and not able 10
supply the needed energy TO your en-
sine thodvl7 n you have n trouble
with your stomach Chamberiain's
Tablets will DO you good They
strengthen ANA mvIgoraiu the stoni-
ach and enable Il 10 do rs work nat
urally. Many very remarkable cures
of stomach trouble ave been effected
by them For sale by all druggists.
The evening herald. [volume] (Albuquerque, New Mexico) 1914-1922, 1914-02-16
LOON wnos mEnr-socoERo.

Iduerchanco thsre De those VINO re-
rard soeorta as "a has-bccn. reoeni
deyeiopmcuts lee that old city on the
no Gmnde prove them mistaken.
For a. q known that socorro has or
rnnizod a Coumerelai club. whose
membership merely as ID starter "a
tbirty-three that she has COMMITTEES
"a work on matters of sreat impof-
lance a. the growth of the town ana
A.. fertile surrounding country ana
mat her citizens have shown oih''
siene 81 being distinctly w~ide-awAhe'
sscorro has moved forward H"NN'
-i,ee me aass ~ her oil-ume no
,ortance. under m6y handicnfri ho'
The evening herald. [volume] (Albuquerque, New Mexico) 1914-1922, 1914-02-16

Columbus. o.. Feb. 10 You can
die in ohio without having the doe
tor attach a fancy medical name to
your death certificate Dr A. g. Hol-
land. 81 the state bureau OF vital sta
%tistlcs. Is authority for this statement.
"ilc lived several years beyond his
natural life and then just potcrcd
ont reud r. death certificate from
Washington county. Another sHid
lie just faded away
Death came by the visitation oi
God in "a natural way was u lcner-
son county contribution \ PIKE
county man died from "a post-mor-
tenn hemorrhagc. cleveland sent In
"a certificate which read stabbed on
sunday Another went into details
n read Died suddenly in the base
mcnt. History and appearance. heart
disease. Contributors cause. possibly
" gas"
As the state spends thousands oi
dollars a year classifying causes oi
deaths. Dr Holland today was bus5
returning the certificates for 10 more
specific explanation.
The evening herald. [volume] (Albuquerque, New Mexico) 1914-1922, 1914-02-16

ccdlng sunday. First Presbyterian
$40; Episcopalian. 90; 81. Pauis
Evangelical Luthcrun, 80; Gold and
Broadway church of Christ. 1875
First Baptist. i7G; Central Avenue
Methodist. gS; First Methodist, goa;
First Congregational 159. Total
Attendance one week ago ycstcr-
day 1888.
The evening herald. [volume] (Albuquerque, New Mexico) 1914-1922, 1914-02-16

ANHAN 80 ~
Washington. Fob. t6-"Nud may
there be- no moaning OF the bar when
] put out To- sea. Be- the Tennysonian
refrain hummcd dnily hy Washing
toms incbriatos who are to be
reporters. since the water boat re-
placed he water wagon" in the ma
tional capital The water boat H.
not mythical II o. q real boat, "a
on the water. whore the "hahitual
souses" are sent TO get che liquor
out of their systems
only tho "Hve-day boys can got
aboard the hoat-that Is. the ones
who got "a sentence al only five days
or less. Those who get longer sep
tonccs are still sent down h Pot"-
mac To tho Washington w%orkhouse
farm at Occoquan. Va. The water
boat is anchored % the wharves IN
the busiest section of W~ashing,nn's
river front. u is built iusi Is a mil
H0naIrc's housohoat. val very dtner-
emil, fitted mp. Life aboard olso is
quite d%inerent from lie aboard a
househoat.
The evening herald. [volume] (Albuquerque, New Mexico) 1914-1922, 1914-02-16

slender and -tlrVyr atd ftIi Goo a"c
Thrice l'ri, irn,k "l a d"lnit hu''
llttl, heads al hair lu lht now
,st blJc.
Three UttlO -kirts siJ up Go th' luc.
Three IIIt'o belle. atc thvso Hra,cs
throe.
Grandma and mother and child are
they
rut which is which 90 were hard Geo
sHr
Nev Yort FEN lG- Thoro may
Do, .,.on lsos of man according Goo
Shakespeare hut %JCcording to FASH
ION there's only one g "f w"mnu
ami ihpi d,hutunto 1ps Madame
Ia Mode has donnrd her g~ard'nihf
ginlrs. taken hcr pruning shears W
hand mud stepped into the garden If
fomiuinitv She has pnttcd ana pun
"a and ooaXpl and resort"d Goo arii-
firiaI aids until there ISN'T % hard
perennial % vail flower % century
ulaut ur 10 mli blown blossom IN the
Vhnio plnoo- nothing but buds us
true many won't bear close inspec-
.fI.u but most OF 'em nic trlumphs
&c.,. ara over nature lust tho same
Time was. and not n" Ions ag"
either. whom n Woman in her mites
Goo tins hiA,l honn"ta Win
str.hg- lied under hor ohm Zoo dee
lmuro rrandmothorly fashion. N"N
ahe sin takes t1 houn'is hnl lh''
lurr uf frivolous gold Toe" wired "u'
orcr ths cars boz the ,ute-i Dutch Of
I fect. and the strings thai te under
I her chin are r~nngueivsh brides "i
BLACK velvet CO., pearls 'r iuli' TIES
thm fael'u with % smashing hig h""
under ono pink Tipped ear
With misses "i eighteen TWEEN
lag luc.ug thc SNOW locks 'of age ~
their white W.gs or gray Hinged pow
der. the dowHrers. who's honfs tfef-
sos are natures dover NO longer
need resort to dye as the ilrHl siep
toward rciuyenatiou As white mar
The evening herald. [volume] (Albuquerque, New Mexico) 1914-1922, 1914-02-16
AT
THE SUNDAY SCHOOLS

The attendance az SUNDAY school
was good again Yesterday. though
there was "a loss 81 five over the ore
The evening herald. [volume] (Albuquerque, New Mexico) 1914-1922, 1914-02-16

The latest fashion nuto ls th't dress
suits. which have not changed siNl'
iu nincty years. are Too he modelled
pucr thr doslgus worn ry "ur siaud-
uthc,a sun This Will NOT WORRY tho
more tenants ol evening clothes
The Pensacola journal., 1914-01-06
Blood 0utbreaks-AVOID
Their Return by Giving Your
Blood a Good Searching Bath

If you should meet anyone varnish-
ing a blood outbreak with greasy
ointment, your best advice would be
to quit such things and attend to the
blood.
To successfully fight any blood
trouble, some eruptive skin aff1ictton
call it eczema, lupus, psoriasis, ma
1aria or what you wi1l-there is but
one sure, safe way to set rid of 1t.
Ask at any drug store for a bottle OF
s. S. S. and you are then on the road
to health If we are to believe the
students of science the action OF this
remarkable remedy is just as direct
just as positive, just as certain in its
influence as that the sun rises in the
east It is one of those rare medical
forces which act in the blood with
the same degree of ert~inty that Is
found in all natural tendencies.
Out through every skin pore acids and other
blood impurities are forced in the form Of In
visible vapor. The lungs breathe il out, the
liver is stimulated to consume great proper
ton Of impurities, the stomach and tntesunes
cease to convey into the blood stream the catsr-
rhaI naaIariaI germs; the bowels, kidneys,
bladder and all emunctories OF the body are
uarshaIled into a fighting force to e1pel every
vestige OF skin eruption.
There is scarcely community anywhere DUE
what has its hale and hearty example OF the
results of S. S. S. Get bottle Of this famous
remedy to-day, and Il your case IS stubborn OF
peculiar. write TO The Swift Specific Co, 500
Swift Bldg, Atlanta, Ga
Do not permit anyone to talk you into some
useless compound they put up as a substitute
.or s. ). 5, No honest druggist will do this.
The Pensacola journal., 1914-01-06
TO INVESTIGATE
DEATH OF GIRL
BY ASSOCIATED PRESS.

Simsboro, La, Jan. 6.-SusDicion
aroused by conditions surrounding the
death of e-year- old Mary Long here
caused District Judge ]. B. Halstead to
order the body exhumed for chemical
analysis and the arrest of her step
father. Casper Howell, on a charge OF
murder. Howell IS being held pending
results of an analysis which will not
be made public. Chemists will make
the report to Judge Halstead.
When returning from school several
days ago, the little girl caught her
foot in a railroad track Just as a train
was approaching. AS the locomotive
was almost upon her she jerked her
foot lose but not in time to escape
being struck by the train. She was
not Seriously injured. Apparently when
almost recovered. she died suddenly in
commissions. The Howells had been
married only four months. Mrs. How
and went to the horne OF her brother
in-Iaw, the Rev. w. T. Smith.
The Pensacola journal., 1914-01-06
The Wilson Record A
Record Worth While.

It must be a source Of pride to all
genuine Democrats, and as for that
matter to all the people Of the coun-
making a record that will go down in
history as being for the interests Of
what is commonly designated as the
common people, meaning, in this in
stance, the great masses.
Many great reforms have already
been accomplished. Some Of these re-
forms, the tariT and the currency
bill, are far-reaching. The effect win
be for good and this will be demon
strated as time passes. One thing that
is gratifying is that these two mea-
sures were passed with as little delay
as could have been expected.
In addition to this, every member
of the presidents cabinet is progress
sive. This is notably so with Secretary
Daniels of the navy department; who
is losing no opportunity to make his
department wide-awake and progress
sive. The same can be said Of Secre-
tary Houston of the agricultural de-
partment and other members Of the
cabinet are showing progre zive
spirit.
This should be ~-atifying, as il
means that the people now have ar
administrator that does things; that
is not afraid to initiate and carry out
reforms The fact that so many OF
the trusts are dissolping shows that
The Pensacola journal., 1914-01-06

San Carlos-George y. Allen. Nash
Vile; D. P. Sharpe, Massachusetts,;
Miss P. G. Baker, H. A. Lewis and
wife, Illinois: Mr.. and Mrs; r. Q. Ap-
plegate, Mrs. s. A. Miller, Illinois; w.
4. Ludlow, New Orleans: H S. Hewitt,
Toledo; S. E Mary. New Orleans: l.
s. Shantz, Berlin: Miss L Hatch, Miss
H. Hatch, H. R. Root. Perdido: George
NJ. Armstrong: E. H. Boyden and
wife, Mobile; W. N. Lindsey. E. N.
George, Mobile: c. E. Barrow, New
Orleans; w. L. Boyle, New York L. NJ,
Wilson. L. Forchimer, Miss Shoemaker,
DR. Inge. Mobile; L L. Saul. st. Louis;
W. s. Story and wife, Greenvi1le: H
W. Pierce, Jacksonville; E y. Brown,
Nashville; a. C. Simpson, Philadel-
phia; G. r. Trotter. Charlotte; W. G.
Hall, New Orleans; E. H. Bragg,
Birmingham; J. ". Barr, Louisville ;
William Rosenfeld, Birmingham; Al
bert Meyer, Selma: r. D. Foley, N. s.
Gerscn, G, T. Elliot. Aas&sozas<Ss