Tulsa daily world. [volume] (Tulsa, Indian Territory [Okla.]) 1905-1919, 1914-08-16

.IIN Ir-pu of race uf hr,uu or
previous condition ot sauudc
Up iu the present ull goes we'll
with 'h. uuWsplpcrmru The mobile
HtIuu is now complete and tho heavy
artillery Is getting into action lulhu-
eluHm utuwhrIIums curh ot thr fair
s.uhrH aud they Ho forth like the
shepherd lad Dpud. upheld and sus
iuIuDI Dos a Hlr mMliprng .Yuu-
drurr. and serene bon their own Hurau-
lN. The scuhcs win .IuW thr
phrUid with AN the uplr and prou-
uus hopes of ln abused mule Their
hroNs VIII Doc haIocd by the calm of
% May day and the eagle of victory
vIII hover over them.
Feet Are Too Big
AsUus, these flrct-fuotcd and
handsome scrihcs will bee plttnd those
rIN han transformers. whose absorb
ing Thought, mp until the time they
came 90 TusH was the same AS that
which bothered the dove Noah re-
leased from the ark what to do with
their feet Horny callouses are just
NOW disappearing from palms that
Nature intended should ho used To-
eaton fish barohaudcd A piece Of
leather with shuckng pin rIvctcd
90 lt becomes thcm much moro than
u baseball COVE Thcv are black
berry pickcrs apple knockers and
pumpkin pullcrs ot the first water 10.
sct of hilIbillics who i'm the environ
mruts Of city life have turned into
3D. gang or hiehhindcrs That they
cam play BAH is more contemplate
than 10 is ridiculous Everybody
knows That they have come from roe
gous $50 remote that even the cherry
trees bear thorns ana that they ought
60 hn uut holding 90 the handle of a
aruhhWE hoe uprootnE canadian
thistlcs fighting the huykhush or
with a splii-Cud switch. twisting the
hlrsutc powder puff from the rear
elevation of nickel rabbit They
are so far behind the times that they
are suIl using sun dIals for watches
and uuiulnc for corns and picking
their teeth with quill toothpicks Now
tEli they have moved 10 coutrr oi
civilization and have aust calling per
.piutiuu sweat learned to wear
uudorrarmcuts and otherwise mhibe
u modern dcNcacios, they think they
cam class with the gentlemen and
scholars of the scribcs Many of them
/ s,il wear suspondcrs with big nickel
plated and shark -tccthcd twoczcrs-
and then they think they can play
/ hasohall'
Boys Want 10 Play
"lf h we're not iu the interest Of
/ tho Detention Home for babies the
ucNspupcrmcn would certainly refuse
/ to be- seen in public even In opposi-
/ uuu In baseball game with these
/ ham-handcd ana double -knucklod hay
. stackcrs who sUll wear made-up
/ craytts. aud laprobes when ont driy-
ing Some Of the little ncWsboys have
asked TO be allowed to play against
them, and no doubt we shall use
/ some of the smaller ones. There Is
/ likely 10 be trouble over the selection
of am umpire We have wired for "a
/ fun set Of armor for his personal
use to protect him against the ruff
Nani-m Of these mollot-f3ecd hri-
/ pluds of the city haI.who hlN. trou-
. bile m even figuring out when they're
. hungry and what is the matter with
/ themselves
"The saribcs are ready 10 meet
/ them in battle array ut any time at
/ Association pjIl We realize that
] they are passing through the grave
yard uf fear and are Vhstng only
because of that The public should
, not be deceived by their eleventh.
| hour campaign lies They can't play
/ bah ana they know &c. and that is
/ the cause of their st'luNa of dcsper-
] alton