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The Newport plain talk. (Newport, Tenn.) 1909-1939, 1914-09-23
EN THUSIASM OVER RYE
ut Camden, Benton County,
Practically Solid For
Him.

VI is said that if there IS a man
IN Camden, the birthplace of Tom
Hgsr against him for governor, he
~ Weeping his views very quiet at
fhis tEGae Those in position to
Azs7pE say that the town of Cam
elem pr0per will not cast over four
sEss+s against Rye.
Dr- *. B. Travis, a defendant of
GsDe of the heroes of the Alamo,
zana who is 80 years of age, is an
safhsr former Hooper leader in
GzEEs county, VIII o has come
esgHRrely out for Rye. DR.. Travis
fg perhaps the oldest living ply
sa3sian in Tennessee, and his ale
sEaance to the cause of temper
aRce is unquestioned. He says:
Strict as my vie WIS are upon
GnE temperance question, know
e3f no man in Tennessee today
wv om would more confidently
sensrnst with the principles of pro-
Inhibition than Tom Rye. know of
INC man in whom my confidence
NS more complete.
Il have known Tom Rye from
@thidhood and | knew his father
lnefore him." he declared. The
-Euke of no gang ever will encircle
ahe shoulders of Tom Rye. There
rs not a man in Benton county
H1eTsonally acquainted with Tom
AYE, be he democrat or republi-
a1au. who would believe for a
gnornent that he would betray a
fxast or repudiate a promise. |
KNOW Tom Rye's ever character
Nsslc. For years was his fathers
f1rnily physician. The one thing
Enost foreign to his nature would
ase 10 wear the tag of any trickster
or to be in the bondage of any
caone with Interior motives.
when Tom Rye is elected
governor, and | feel certain of
this good fortune, he will be
governor in name and action,
guided only by his promises and
the consciousness of duty to the
state and to the people.
And the people in Benton
county know they may safely re-
Esese their confidence in this man
without blemish of dishonor up
ON his name, whose life has been
an open book to those of us at |
bone and who is man with good
red blood pulsing through every
vein.
He is the man of the hour for
Kealnessee-the one man | do
kmGw who can accomplish most
IA the sincerity of his purpose to
hEmg peace to our state"
The Newport plain talk. (Newport, Tenn.) 1909-1939, 1914-09-23
Book Review

LOVE INSURANCE, by Earl
Derr Biggers, Published by Bobbs-
Merrill Company, Indianapolis,
Ind. Price $1.25. Mr.. Biggers is
the author Of Seven Keys to Bald
nate, the story which George M.
Cohan dramatized and which is
now the most successful play of
the year. Those who have read
Mr.. Biggers' other book will
naturally expect something rare
in his last production, but are
most agreeably surprised at the
store Of excitement and vivid
scenes that flow in a stream of
gaiety from cover to. cover of
Love Insurance.
The book is full of snap and
movement and possess power to
enthrall and fascinate, showing
the author at the best of his UNI
common skill and brilliance. De-
cidely out Of the ordinary, since
time was we have been familiar
with insurance-Love Insurance
it remained for Mr.. Biggers to
give us, in his nimitable way,
the risks it covers, which extend
all the way from a girlish whim to
a change Of heart and breach-of-
promise suits. Interesting, fasci-
nating, cleverly original, Love In
surance is easily in the front
rank of recent publications.
The Spring Lady" a lovely
story by Mary Brecht Pulver, is a
most welcome addition to anyone's
library of modern and fascinating
books. 1t clearly shows the life
OF thousands Of hampered women
OF society, and the longings and
dreams and finally the realization
OF the dreams of Spring Lady,"
are dealt with by the talented
author in the most unusual book
of the year., By being unusual it
is very fascinating and holds the
foduer attention. throughout the
book. The Spring Lady" is a
very quaint and interesting story,
as well as containing a moral and
there is no flattery in the state
ment that this book is one of the
really great pieces of modern
fiction.
Published by Bobbs- Merrill Co., |
indianapolis, price $1.25. Orders
may be left with j. Allen Glenn. |
The Newport plain talk. (Newport, Tenn.) 1909-1939, 1914-09-23
Pert Paragraphs.
Why is war?

Made in America" is better.
Breezy minds are never becalm-
ed
To Mexico: Now be good or get
spanked ,-a
You may know it. but do we?
Better tell us.
What q blessing is peace-in the
home.
| Wise men absorb knowledge.
Fools absorb wind.
Bought at home and used at
home" is also good.
What effect has the war on
America? Ask some one who
knows.
The Turk manfully restraints his
diabolical grin.
When the mighty lead the little
fellows toddle along behind. But
we often feel lonesome in front.
To the president: Buy a bale of
Gotten" is good. A dollar a year
for this paper is also good-very
good.
Fill your lungs with air and your
brain with knowledge and your
pockets will fill themselves.
Don't be afraid of the other
fellow. You may look just as big
to him.
Men exhibit battle wounds and
call it glory. If the COW kicks
them they cuss.
Ninety-nine per cent of our
people want peace and disarm-
ment. The other. one per cent
has to DO the fighting.
Carranza is standing alone to-
day. But tomorrow he may need
crutch.
A Chicago paper says South
America is sending up a cry for
machinery. Good. Do more
shipping and less grabbing.
Peace is in sight says a local
prognosticator. OF course. We
can see a long ways these days.
Want TO know what women's
gowns are to look like this season.?
Go out in the cornfield and gaze
upon a scarecroW.
A young man about town wants
to know how he can improve his
physique. Woodpile.
Gold is the only circulating
medium in Europe, but it isn't do
ing much circulating.
Having travelled the circuit, war
is now being blamed upon the
heroes of literature.
French Turcos charge like hell
let loose" says foreign dispatch.
Perhaps. Can't say. Never been
to hell.
If you have nothing else to do
for the next sixty days, just sit
down and try digging the truth
out of this blasted war.
II the government wants more
revenue to keep the wolf from the
Star Spangled door step, we sug-
gest tax on politician. 'Twould
be some Wad.
A Chicago Judge must read one
pages OF proofs, argument
briefs, ETC., before he can give a
decision IN a case now before him.
And a decision must be handed
down before death overtakes him.
The longer they fight the less
we will have to lick when our
time comes. Whoop it up!
A modern battle beats even an
football game.
Huerta thinks he should be
;anonized, in the light of of recent
events.
Uneasy lies the head that fol-
oWS the head that wears a crown
We are emphatically in favor of /,
4 trade expansion, provided it
reaches this office. K
The fellew who has nothing to .
ose is always losing something.
We are becoming over weary t
II our war diet, but there really 8
lpperrs to be nothing else left up- !
IN which to subsist.
The Newport plain talk. (Newport, Tenn.) 1909-1939, 1914-09-23
275-ACRE FARM FOR SALE

Located four miles from Newport lays WELL produces well lots
OF timber Price 100000. Terms to snit purchaser
PPLY AT THIS OFFICE
BoletiÌn mercantil de Puerto Rico. (San Juan, P.R.) 18??-1918, 1914-12-16
Alr9dedor de la guerra
Ell CODICILO DEL REY CARLOS
DE RUMANIA.

Bucarest, noviembre 10.-El testa
mento ol6grafo del Rey, fechado en- 26
de febrero de 1899, contiene rn codicilo
con fecha q de diciembre de 1911.
En- la Introduction ell Rey declara que
habiendo cumplido los sesenta amos de
edad, Sc considera obligado a dictar sus
llltimas disposiciones. Estando su vida
tan ligada, anade, la vida de SUI patria.
entiende que debe darle la Ultima prue-
ba de su lealtad, dice ash
A pesar de todos los obstaculos con
que he luchado, no obstante los mas vio-
lentos ataques de que fuf objeto, he vi,
vldo sin tenor hi miedo sostendo por
la conciencia de mi deber. Confando en-
Dlos y Ell la fidelidad de mi pueblo he
cOnseguido cimentar un Estado fuerte,
defendido por un ejercito que sabra con
servar su ventajosa posici6n y realizar
su brillante porvenir'
Recomienda su successor que adopte
su propia divisa "Todo por la patria
NADIA para mi " Da las gracias todos
cuantos lie ayudaron a gobernar. Per
dona a los que combatieron, aunque lie
hayan calumniado, concitando las iras
p0pulares contra ell Sc despide de to-
dos con saludos amorosos que lie consa-
gren un buen recuerdo, al menos por SUI
adhesion a la patria en- que vivi6 feliz
d Irante tantos amos
Lega su patrmonio privado, que ava
liza en- doce millones de frances, i obras
de beneficencia A su viuda una fuerte
pension en- usufructo vitaIicio, V srs pro
pledades particulares, comprendiendo ell
castillo de Pelesch al heredero de la co
roma, disponiendo que srs restos reciban
el 1ltimo descanso en- Curtea dc Arges,
Ell la Gran Valaquia
BoletiÌn mercantil de Puerto Rico. (San Juan, P.R.) 18??-1918, 1914-12-16
LAS FLECHAS TERRIBLES.


Paris, noviembre 20,-Un medico
frances de regreso de Flandes dice:
"Entre los 1000 heridos que nosotros
curamos en- Is horas, Sc encontraba un
hombre que habia sido alcanzado por
una fecha lanzada desde un aeroplano.
Evidentemente hallabase in C Ii n d o
cuando fu6 herido, pues la fecha lie pc
metro por la cadera y recorri6 la piema
toda su longitud.
Ell hombre no habia perdido a1n el co
nOcimiento cuando nos 10 llevarOn y di-
jo que habia sentido un golpe tremen-
do.
POGO despu6s muri6.
BoletiÌn mercantil de Puerto Rico. (San Juan, P.R.) 18??-1918, 1914-12-16
Gobierno de Puerto Rico
oFICINA DE Ell AUDITOR.
" 1VI1V1A 1AOD1 V1G.
San Juan, P R.
Sc VENDEN.


Los siguientes automobiles propie-
dad del Gobierno de Puerto Rico:
Lote No. 1.-Carro Stevens -Duryea
de pasajeros, Modelo "Y'', Licencia
No. 1858, Serie No. 20,688. Con dos
somas extras y tanque de prestolite.
Lote No. 2.-Carro Stevens -Duryea,
de 5 pasajeros, Modelo "X", Licencia
No. 328, Serie No. 16,461.
Lote No. 3.-Carro Stevens Duryea,
de 5 pasajeros, Modelo "X", Licencia
No. 312, Serie No. 16,496.
Lote No. 4.-Carro Stevens -Duryea,
oc pasajeros, Modelo "X', Licencia
No. 381, Serie No. 1919.
Lote No. 5.-Carro Stevens-Duryea
de pasajeros, Modelo "X'', Licencia
No. 286, Serie No. 16,206.
Lote No. 6.-Carro Overland, 2 pa
sajeros, Modelo SO, Licencia No. 300,
Serie No. 81, 1925. Equipado con bonn
la, cato, martilio, dos llaves, klaxonez
y tanque de prestolite.
Lote No. 7-Carro Overland, de 2
pasajeros, Modelo SO, Licencia No 61O,
Serie No. 59l, ,615 Incomplete. Sin
transmission y eje posterior.
Lote No. S.-Carro Overland, de 2
pasajeros, Modelo SO, Licencia No. Gil,
Serie No. 591, ,619 Equipado con pa
rabrisa, klaxonet cato.
Lote No 9.--Carro Overland, de 2
pasajeros, Modelo So Licencia No. 612,
Serie No. 591 ,755. Equipado con kla-
xonet cato.
Lote No. 10.-Carro Hupmobile, de
, pasajeros, Licencia No. GAO, Serie No.
1929.
Lote No. 11.-Carro Hupmobile, de
? pasajeros Licencia No. 1850, Serie
No. 1850.
Dichos automobiles podran verse en-
san Juan EN- Ell garage de la Imprenta
del Gobierno situado en- la Marina.
Sc aceptaran ofertas siempre que
vengan acompanadas de un giro postal
0 cheque certificado pagadero al Teso,
rero de Puerto Rico por la dGcima
parte de la misma por cualquier Q por
;odos estos AUTOMOBILES hasta las il
a. NJ. del dfa % de diciembre de 1914,
cuando Sc abri"an EN- presencia de las
personals allI presente, Sc notifcara
4 los poStores cuyas ofertas sean acep-
tadas
Las ofertas deberan ser enviadas ba-
jo sobre cerrado y marcado con la pa
IA palabra PROPOSAL" hacienda
| cferta separada por cada autom6vil,
designandolo por n1mero de lote
La Administration sc reserva ell de-
lrecho de rechazar cualquier o todas las
prOposiciones presentadas.
Por orden del
Gobernador de Puerto Rico.
| A6vt
BoletiÌn mercantil de Puerto Rico. (San Juan, P.R.) 18??-1918, 1914-12-16

Londres, noviembre 20-Desde Pc
trogrado escriben lie Temps;
al huir de PENNSYLVANIA los austria
cos, cay6 en- poder de los rusos un aero
plano de novisima construction, Este
avi0n, cuyo photo, ell conocido aViador
austriaco Blantche, cayo prisionero, es
de una perfection extreada Sc trata de
un enorme dreadnought" sistema Lor
man, con motor de seis cilindrOs, de 100
caballos La envergadura mide 16,5
metros; 10 es la longitud del aparato,
cuya superficie es de 80 metros cuadra-
dos Sc halla dividido el aeroplano en-
dos compartments, esta provisto de
un motor automatico que lie permite
funcionar sin ell auxilio del photo
Tn espacio adecuado Sc destina Ell ell
aparato 4 la installation de una aemtra-
lladora
La cantidad de esencia que lleva EN-
sus dep6sitos es suficiente para un vuelo
de diez horas
Sc ha nefectuado las necesarias repa-
raciones Ell ell aeroplano, y las pruebas
verifcadas cerca de Varsoyia han ofre'
edo resultados maravillosos
BoletiÌn mercantil de Puerto Rico. (San Juan, P.R.) 18??-1918, 1914-12-16
Codigo Civil
de Puerto Rico

Al precio de $500 Sc vende en- ell
3OLETIN MERCANTIL ell C6digo ci-
I'll de Puerto Rico anotado concor
ado por Francisco Socorro Abogado
y Notario. Dicha obra compilada cui-
dadosamente, contiene todas las en-
miendas y derogaciones hechas hasta
ell d1a, y ademas acotaciones de la con-
cordancia con las demas leyes vigentes
y Gle la jurisprudencia establecida por
las Cortes Supremas de Espa1a, Wash
ington, y Puerto Rico, asi como la
equivalencias del articulado del C6di-
go civil espahol que rigio EN- Puerto
Rico.
Es un libro de gran utilidad para to-
dos los abogados y estudiantes de le-
yes.
BoletiÌn mercantil de Puerto Rico. (San Juan, P.R.) 18??-1918, 1914-12-16

Paris, noviembre 20-La administra-
ci6n de correos ha publicado una larga
lsta de los nombres germanizados de
las ciudades de B6lgica y del "territo-
rio anexado" " de Francia Leyendo esta
hsta sabese que, en- ell Norte de Francia,
Calais, de ahora en- adelante Sc llamara
Kales, Dunkerque, sera Durkinchen Ii
lie tomara el nombre de Ryssel y Bou
logne el de Boonen
En- ell Este Besancon sera Bizans,
Nancy, Nanzig y, por dltimo, Epinal y
Vesoul, Sc convierten EN- SpieneIen y
Wissel
BoletiÌn mercantil de Puerto Rico. (San Juan, P.R.) 18??-1918, 1914-12-16
HAZANAS DE LOS INDIOS
GURKAS.

Paris, noviembre 20.-El t1ltimo n1-
nero de lie Petit VAR inserta el 81
gmente episode de La fuerte batalla que
Sc llbr6 recientemente esta librando en-
ire Nleuport y Dixmude:
'Cerca de Nieuport-dice ell citado
perlodlco-poselan los alemanes un i'm
portante parque de municiones.
Una noche, los canoneros ingleses des
embarcaron una companfa de indios
Gurkas en- una playa solitaria tan pr6xi-
ma las lineas alemanas, que los solda-
COS del Kaiser no temieron nunca la DO
slbllidad de un desembarco.
A media noche, gracias j ma marcha
lenta, llevada a efecto con todo g6nero
de precauciones, sin haber encontrado
IN solo puesto enemigo, pudo negar la
compania de gurkas ala vista de Slype;
pero quedaba por realizar 10 mas diffcil
y peligroso de la empresa A un kil6-
metro del campo que rodeaba el parQue
Sc agruparon en- un bosQuecillo. donde
stl SOLOS, habituados la obscridad. CO.
NO los de los gatos, distingian perfecta
mente las siluetas de 10 soldados enemi-
Cos, que paseaban con sus fusiles sobre
10 hombros.
La compania permaneci6 una media
bora en- aquella actitud, oculta en- la
sombra, acechando su presa.
De improyiso, turb6 el silencio de la
noche I'm sonido semejante al croar del
sapo, y acto continue, como obedeciendo
a una senal, seis gurkas, que Sc habian
arrastrado hacia el lugar donde Sc halla
ba cada uno de los centinelas alemanes,
cayeron sobre elIos y los estrangularon
antes de que pudiera escaparse de sus
gargantas un grito que les denunciara.
A una senal de los seis gurkas avanz6
el resto de la compania en- marcia lenta
y segura, llevando los indios los cuchi-
Hos entire los dientes De repente Sc
lanzaron los indios sobre las cajas que
encerraban las municiones de los prussia
nos
A la una de la madrugada, Ell Estado
Mayor ahado, que Sc hallaba en- Nieu-
port esperanto con augusta el regreso
de la compania pudo yer en- toda la di
recci6n de Slype una inmensa hoguera,
cuyas llamas cubrfan el horizonte
Al msmo tempo Sc Dian formidables
detonaciones Era que los indios habian
puesto fuego a las cajas de granadas de
melinita y de metralla, todo ell parque
aleman haba saltado.
Privada de municiones, una bateria
que los alemanes ten1an emplazada Ell
lugar pr6ximo Sc VIC obligada al dia 81
guiente retirarse, dejando hbre los
aliados el camino de Ratsevalle. -
BoletiÌn mercantil de Puerto Rico. (San Juan, P.R.) 18??-1918, 1914-12-16

La Haya noviembre 20,-De Bruse-
las dicen que los alemanes estan terml-
nando la construction de cobertizos para
"Zepelines en- Bruselas Gante, Brujas
y Amberes
Ell nfmero de estos cobertizos sera ell
de 25 para otras tantas aeronaves, que
estaran instaladas para fines del presen-
te mes.
BoletiÌn mercantil de Puerto Rico. (San Juan, P.R.) 18??-1918, 1914-12-16
Manuel NOcete Padi||a

P. o. Box 445 Telefono o.
ronce, P r.
Agente y Corresponsal, de varlos pc
iodicos impcrtantes de San Juan, la
Isla y ell Extranero
Acepta Agencias y Comisiones.
Representante del "BOLETIN MER-
CANTIL DE = R."
Puede dar referencias.
Avdt.
TFECTOS DE TSCRTTORIOS.
EN- LA LIBRERIA DEL BOLETIN
BoletiÌn mercantil de Puerto Rico. (San Juan, P.R.) 18??-1918, 1914-12-16
.LibroS rGcibidoS en- Ia Liberia
del Bo|etin MercanHI,
oHRAS ACERCA DE NAPOLEON.

Cartas de Napoleon y de Josefna, l
ONO
Memorial de Santa Elena, 4 tomos.
Napoleon EN- Ell Destierro, tomos.
Historic de los salones de Paris, 81
tomos.
Napoleon y la independence de
America, l tomo.
os Mariscales q Napoleon, tomo.
Ponaparte en- Egipto 1799-l799, :
iOLao.
Memorials de Napoleon, s tomos.
J. storia de Napoleon, 2 tOmos
FL Rey de Roma, l tomo.
UItimos momentos de Napoleon to
noS.
Memorials de Constant, tomos.
NJ emorias de la Duquesa de loe
Ablantes, s tomos.
En- estas obras propias para una bi-
nlioteca esta comprendida toda la His
toria del Gran coloso frances.
Encuadernadas en- tela.
A rs centavos sin franqueo
50 centavos con franqueo.
Jose Frances
hedo, tomo
TTioTel Morsvta
Aquellos Ticmpos, ! tomo.
E. Rhoidis.
La Papisa Juana, l tomo
Blanco Fombona
FL h0mbre de hero. ! tomo.
LaSirena Negra.
A. Pal%cio Valdcl.
Seduction
Ernesto Hueckel.
A la Moderna
Joaquin Belda
The Jasper news., 1914-03-26
Annual school Meeting

In compliance with section roS44
Revised Statutes 1909, notice Is
hereby given to the qualified vo-
ters of Jasper School Di, trict, OF
Jasper, Stat, of Missouri, that the
annual school election OF said dis
trict will be held at Arners barber
shop on Tuesday. the 9TH day OF
April, 1914. Among other things
specified by the law, the following
will be proposed and considered
The election of two school direc B.
tors for a term Of three years.
For a nine months term of school.
For tax levy OF sixty cents on
the SIoo valuation (the same as
last year for school purposes
Jay Good, District Clerk.
This 10th day OF March. 1914
IO-2t
The Jasper news., 1914-03-26
Great Poet Eaat Worker.

Byron worked fast. He once told
q publisher that he was Ike q tiger.
and II he missed his nTst spring went
"grumbllnE back to his lair" Many
Of his works we're written at fever
heat when the arst spring did not
miss. "The Corsair" occupied ten
days, and two rainy days at ouchy
were sufficient to produce the "Pris-
oner OF Chillon." The Bride OF
Abydos." though revised aftsrward.
was at first the work OF only four
nights. and most Of his poems, In fact.
were impromptus.
The Jasper news., 1914-03-26
TO- AhLNRIN. "a. y. Aecord a.lal

ttiug stallion for three years
81 al q racers in the list than any
, At h, Ashland Wilkes 2. III,
80 a complete pedigree will
,tr ot the best bred horses in
90 ,Le of his colts having a
.chiuug colt inning first prize
tarusome' brown, l6 hands,
,'It living colt, money due
n"ry must make settlement
The Jasper news., 1914-03-26
Methodist Conference Appoint
ments.

The following appointments for
the Carthage district were made at
the annual st. Louis conference of
the Methodist Episcopal Church,
which has been in session the past
week at Poplar Bluff:
W z Jones. superintendent; AL
ba and Mount Moriah. r. G. Hum
met Anderson. J. W. Stewart
Avilla. { o. Crockett, Butler, c. S.
Handy; Butler circuit. to be sup
piled; Carl Junction, J. w. Moore
Carterville, w Frank Baker; Car
thage. w. G.. Clinton, Carthage,
Poplar Street Chapel, Charles Hen.
son. Carthage circuit, to be sup
piled Hume, D. c. Mallory; Iantha,
Il. Allsbury; Jasper, W o Thomp
son Joplin. Byers Avenue, G. H.
Cosper Joplin. central church, Z
F. Bingham; Joplin. Chitwood
church Z Z. cNiIlln; Joplin
Epwortn church, 1erald Rector
Joplin First cJu, A D. Bal
Lamar. " L B Liberal, W
x Woodward; ...J le, G. y
Veitri.a 30; Nashv .r N Fauro
The Jasper news., 1914-03-26
No. Hard to Deceive Mo.lsma

Times have changed since Captain
Burton, 60 years ago, made a pill
grimage to Mecca at the peril Of his
life. A recent account OF such a Dill.
grimage. by A. J. B, Wavell says that
with a passable knowledge Of Arabic
and OF Moslem ceremonial and with
due precautions as TO avoiding pli.
srims from the country to which one
pretends to belong, "the pilgrimage to
Mecca may be made in disguise with.
out running any risk worth mention.
ing"
The Jasper news., 1914-03-26
Jealous Mans Queer Freak.

A man named Bours has been ar
rested at Venice, Cal. charged with
shaving the head OF his bride in a flt
Of Jealous rage to make her look un-
attractive in the eyes OF other men.
The bride, who is only seventeen, and
much younger than her husband. com.
planned that he overpowered her,
clipped her tresses close, and then ap-
piled lather and razor until her head
looked like a billiard ball"
The Jasper news., 1914-03-26
Varlsd Wslahts In Use.

Gems, t , most precious of earth's
productions, have been weighed from
time immemorlsl with uncertain and
varying weights. The first gem
weights OF which we have records
were seeds OF Uniform size from the
fruit OF the Kuara or coral tree and
from the frr' the carob or locust
tree, which ed In Africa for
Weighing gold a. :sr In the east
for Weighing diamonds.
The Jasper news., 1914-03-26
Putting the Matter PLAINLY.

He was an old.fashioned father,
which explains why he said to the
young man: Are you sure you're
able to give my daughter the COM
forts and luxuries TO which she is ac-
customed at homer" To which the
young man promptly replied: "As
your daughters salary has paid the
rent and bought most OF the clothes
and food for your family, think we
can worry along"
The Jasper news., 1914-03-26
Aave learned NothIna Of preams.

DR.. W. L. Scripture Of New York
says that ambldextrous persons never
dream, while right-hauded persons
dream with the right hemisphere Of the
brain, because they use the left brain
lobe for conscious thinking. Compare
lively speaking. he said, modern sci
entists know as little about dreams
as man did when the first sleeper had
his FIRST dream,
The Jasper news., 1914-03-26
Trying to Be Retained.

80 you've lost your nice pussy cat
sympathized grandma. hearing sad
news. TOO badl know how you
loved him. You miss him dreadful1y.
supposef' "oh, yes. miss him
soEns.- stx-ysar-old John replied. with
an air Of chsstsnsd sorrow. but then.
grandma, since I've heard % much
A1ouG this germ business I Try 70
tAank MS Just a. we'll"
The Jasper news., 1914-03-26
II Seemed 20 Her

A peddler with horse and wagon
was going through our street. The
peddler was loudly calling his wares,
while nobody seemed to pay any at.
tention to him. Thoughtfully Jean.
nette, aged two and a half years,
turned and said: Mamma, what is
that man singing to his horse for?"
The Jasper news., 1914-03-26
Kind That Goes AstraY.

A dispatch from Pottsville, Pa, says
that a letter mailed So years ago has
just reached its destination in that
city, Without reading the story. we
are willing to wager 10 to 1 that It
Co tanned a remittance that the ad-
dressee simply Lad to have the day
after it was written or have all sorts
OF trouble.
The Jasper news., 1914-03-26
Overheard.

Miss Ouldgirl-'Now, II I should
find a man under my bed I'd simply
tell him to marry me or I'd shoot
Miss Petite--"Then you would simply
be arrested for murder Judge.