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Northern Wisconsin advertiser. [volume] (Wabeno, Wis.) 1898-1925, 1914-12-11

recorded for plants from large seed if
allowed to mature; but no gain was
observed when harvested as green
peas.
The weights and sizes of plants COM
pared at different stages of growth
show that a continuous and permanent
advantage exists in favor of large
seed. Plants grown from large seed
possess more leaves of greater surface
area and hence have greater assimila-
tive powers
Northern Wisconsin advertiser. [volume] (Wabeno, Wis.) 1898-1925, 1914-12-11

at washington. The greater portion
of this series comprises collection of
152 pieces bequeathed to the United
States by the late Homer N. Lock
wood of Washington, traveller, geog-
rapher, engineer and statesman.
Forty different kinds of wooden
canes are on exhibition, as well as
canes made of ivory, bone, horn, skin,
paper, tin, wire and other substances
Many of the specimens are very arts
tic, some are of curious shape and de
sign, while others, designed for spe-
Northern Wisconsin advertiser. [volume] (Wabeno, Wis.) 1898-1925, 1914-12-11

SW6Teu Dy ueCIdrdIIOn LHaL LHe US-
trich is not rhea." Therefore here
after the plumes Of the rhea cannot
be imported into the United States.
The rhea, which is an inhabitant
of the Southern continent, has been
loosely called the South American
ostrich, and as ostriches breed in cap
tivity their plumes are not considered
as the plumes of wild fowl, and there
fore under the law which forbids the
importation of the feathers of wild
birds, the rhea plume, under plea that
Northern Wisconsin advertiser. [volume] (Wabeno, Wis.) 1898-1925, 1914-12-11
Canes OF the World Shown in National Museum

UNUSUALLY fine collection walking sticks representing
historical exhibits United
Northern Wisconsin advertiser. [volume] (Wabeno, Wis.) 1898-1925, 1914-12-11

onethrd
fifteen in
Of
Unmarried DID, opportunity hndng
mate Washington than other There all kinds s types
likes Blondes
chicken
Northern Wisconsin advertiser. [volume] (Wabeno, Wis.) 1898-1925, 1914-12-11

JOuAS III OIICI CltlCo, iCdf9u6 ChO IVY .
and girls and the men and women to
work out their own methods of heart
attraction
There is no doubt that Cupid has
failed us, because the bureau of CEN
sus has the figures to prove it, and
figures don't lie, except at tea dance
Although William Knoll, license clerk
at the city hall, has been acquiring
writer's cramp filling out blanks de-
sired by heartsick SWANS. which will
allow them to get married and live in
Northern Wisconsin advertiser. [volume] (Wabeno, Wis.) 1898-1925, 1914-12-11
Ruling on the Rhea Hits the Feather Duster

THE United time the
to
Northern Wisconsin advertiser. [volume] (Wabeno, Wis.) 1898-1925, 1914-12-11
Hardest Working Federal Court in the Country

wv AsTNGToN has judicial
w worked
In conversation with
Northern Wisconsin advertiser. [volume] (Wabeno, Wis.) 1898-1925, 1914-12-11
Cupid Is Making Very Poor Shots in Washington

w AsNGToNcupid has neglected Washington Either his
OF the United States @ love hearts old and
Northern Wisconsin advertiser. [volume] (Wabeno, Wis.) 1898-1925, 1914-12-11

YHEN the history of the pres
y ent European war comes to
be written, it will probably
be found that the forests of
the rouinnc inunluad haun
The chronicle=news., 1914-05-29
CHICAGO BOARD OF TRADE

Chirss". I'll. has -s,-A,ihoasis h
rSissoss .hs, shorts eiisht suffer 9
sques1- i.-ias in 'h- sh-a' Si'
Afaa 81 considerable intss.st ars-i'
Spmen,s seemed to psins III. other
Wy ThS tsst that this ~as the las :
sias fsr delivery on MAJ .oatsaris
aad tim, III. available sappiS her"
vas largely concentrated under III.
saa,soi ss "s- Interest. farns.i sas
shi-f basis lot predictions that ihs
market -S.ii tisst-ss Wheat pfis-.
sg sass the sann- as last nisht In =
higher ia ssmrashs uith fisEi
cables
tafis-s ssins in Arg-niins gaze
corn = iitss
ccnriainss sf .snsinasa sf"p
easSass d.sris. s~r-ss fsins ra'
..ssassh iss. cats
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saus- much annoyance To the S~'''
iiss party. are easily stopped BY the
s.fa.si of sdn,iiisne- tn any hat III"
ni.nas Of the parties holding tick
.ls-
The big Political receptions x's~s
by the wives II tho raSty i-aa-rs arr
not So ~A.s Z" rsosrsi from III" a''rn'
sSnss of the miliisnls, iiund{-'is "t
is~i;siibn. ss- Issued and no hnsirss
iis-~ Tn ash hes suerts to pscsras
,h-ir iiskri. t.~fosv allowed Z" eater
a~s sr.-p,ion funaaas The s~saii ts
that many aainst-sa guests as'esa.
sa.t en,oas lhss- snffraEssa-s isirad
ls have their representatives. pfv'
psr-d To mAkr the lives of eshis-s
saisislss sas oshess uab$asasie. The
churches. too. u I stsas.a. ss- br'hs
mask-d. Several cid ssiiflses in t.na.
dos have i-~-n ser~islir tssusrs'
Assia.i The sisA at dssnssr by suf'
tsssssss~
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Daily Morkets
CHICAGO LIVESTOCK

Chicago. H.. May .9.-iiogs: he
eeilts li.00o: mark.; slow: bulk oi
sales s.I5 to S.:5; light sos TO s..a
mixed S.o5 to s..7.; heavy $50 Il
s..s; rough $50 To 1.sa: PIGS ''ao tG
$40.
Cattle: Receipts 100: market
weak: be.,es -" 10 $50; steers
To Sic: sioek.rs aud feeders s.3s Il
; 90: COWS and h.if.rs $40 to SIS
calves T. Ia BE.
Sheep; Receipts COCO: market
steady: sheep 5..s Ia .,is. yesriings
q. 10 10 s.o5: lAhii,s s.l5 to SEQ.
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sage TEA DANDY ~
TO olakEn han
Dsat Seay orAy-Sase Tea asd Ssl
phur Da1kens Hair - Natural
N that uotoay Can Tell.

You can turn gray. faded hair
beautifully dark aad iustruus almost
over nisht II you'il got = so ceai
i,olsIr of "wyeth-s sase and sulphur
Hair Rcmc,'y'' Al any drug store.
Millions Of hotties Of this old. fan,ous
haze Tea Recipe are sold annually.
says q weil.known druesist here be-
cause II dathcns the hair - maturity
and evenly that cone can tell u
has bccn applied.
Thuec whose hair Il turning gray.
bccvming faded. dry. srra9sly and
thin have surprise awaitias them.
because after one or two applications
the fray hair vanishcs and your locks
become luxufiantly dark and beautl-
wui-aii dandruff goes. scalp itchins
and waliine hair stors.
This h the age Of youth. Gray
haired , unstiractive folks afen'i
wanted around. 70 get busy with
wyeth's Sage and sulphur tonight
and yo,i'il he delighted with youi
| dark. handsome hair and your youth.
ful appearance within q few days.
The chronicle=news., 1914-05-29
TIE IGFAE CLASS

Harold ssd wisiissn tsd i-.s flea
isz sed ares theft s-'uts 81 aishs'
~es- -shiLsUss With ssvat ssiistse-
sics the days sport
''t1sh 6. in sshuuis. do shsy cot
asked . yuass ~n@sa vsa uss q
stsliafs
~ believe lsef do replied ca- ri
the mcs. "s., ~hy do yua ssh'"
''oh. asthiss.'' said the sssi vita
q smile. ""aiy ! uss jusi shIahass
that yc-, mps, have hspAss ur an IN
ts0I class
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corr paicrs TAKE NO Junp

ChSeasp, May sp.=The chief con-
cern short in corn to-day al the on !
Of the crop yesr was the interest That
had virtual command of wheat and
had permitted an easy settlement. In
corn no apparent consideration was
shown and in the end prices seemed
TO he put up without mercy.
The market for corn closed al 'ic
for Mar. an advance Of aic a bushel
com ,arcd with last nisht.
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NEW YORK STOCK EXCHANGE

N.w yssk. Nss sss=rAe ssssss
Tossed STEADY to-day ssa.h Ississssss
saas changes ss .evassrI IN the ~ss.
Ret w.su svsusSsd IN The sSsss deal
inss vh~s. ~Eshssss sny greater ar
,5siss Prices at t-ssias issues snss u
ssrif b-sis The recovery frs~i'ss'
s1.s- sspuH .ss-sisg "s shost s"a-
tracts ,hs. tr.sa s.s i.tisii- tnsis.
rnS-
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KANSAS CITY LIVESTOCK

kansa. City. Mo. May -o,-iioss;
Receipts s..oo: marks, steady: tor
prices unchanged. others = shade
lower.
ca;iie' Receipts zoo: market
steady pixies ua.han. .set.
sheer! Receipts none: market
st-s,,y: prices unchanged.
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NEW yoax STOCK LIST

Nsv y-sk. Msy C'.se; Nusas
s.masr-, Copper sst: American sag
az R-ttnirs 1855 As,ss."s s'l.
Heading 1865 ssssh,ra Pacific est.
uas-a i1seitie 1871: ~ =. steel sss
T. = steel preferred lest
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DENVER LIVESTOCK

nnscr. Colo. MAY ses-Csitic;
E.y-ir,s ....es market steady: bvvf
sse-ss 20. u. s.s.. .-~s aud heife.s
s to ..ss. calves to H.
Hogs; Receipts z.""o. top soc
huIk ot sales 1scs Z" ..
sheep jte,cirs. aoac.
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eARbEl-PAIN1ER
HAS PICTURE IN
ART GALLERY

London, Mar s,.-Amons the ar
tisis .hs had their pictures accepted
fss The itasai asAa-say l. ffaah Tow =
i.s, a village bari--s. It's riS'ar- !.
hung ss III. line. tho ahbi'ion al
.s-ss artist. aud ast -shb-d~ "s 'sof'
a-s-I' as harl~ss to The ssra, ma
Ss-its ot ristasrs-
Mf. Coai-f look to paihsins be-
isr~ he s-xsh To- shave ih- inhsb,s'
aass al itsaiss kshs. fus Hs,s6.
ssa his ssadsmy picture ~as Isaisirsa
in civ hcufss - worked oa u. hr
said. -ssssas eight ssars ssns asd u
,~s .ilsiags. s-ses.s : ssd In tbs
nossinss. had sassr,es~si ~
Tho ri.sss- is = ss.rs sas sssS
So h-fnr. sss~iss . sssilisx s"s,nts5'
.Ssa-. viii, . eisi and ten uhi,r ss-sis
slasaiss sesr TIRE fisr itass
rs-,ss ssssiy NJ ca~isy has s~sf rse'
sas-s In III. sssarssss TAsss" he hs'
l-.s s~Jrss.a. white oa tho sshss
l~a ssssss.es k- vas s0cas shoss
~hsec ~usk 1ss ''sswNsed .sss
li~ y seSlsvls silt taught. ssa oeoi
rvs-ssss suns fSsss ir>.cas II s~~s
sssr~. issst~sisx. he rspisiss. y ~
saso,sssrs
e't,ss I sas's rus ikr oas trad
.s.~a,~ k- aided. 'fus u has h-.'
a s.r.i fssred ss ss~s i,ss'-sSsr ess'
r,s- . .ri~ndii .srpssasiss al ssaas
iss Br~s at fssvlss ~hEsh ! s.~a u
s.s rsstarss Asd. t--~i.lss. ! ssld
sr~s s-ssy 10 customers fee = fev
shiIissfss-
Ne. Ca~iss. ~ho u sill ~ his ih,s
.sr,s. rsvt~ss Ia svsssd hinssrlf - ~
| animal s-aiss~s rsamss,iy asa has ~
us~ IT . rsisssr s-n In kesi fus ht
mo oi-tss
The chronicle=news., 1914-05-29
Al ILL WIND

Z" n nature had made nc sa o.
uish.. said yosiaa Nr. t.ass. oar
morning. quite essspcssiei. pet
hap. I ,oaid "a, yusss rcck'se.
''ves. ~w,ids't that be- s'aes ~
p,Scs the wife. ''lhea I wouid b. able
To get some nsw riumce tcs ny via.
sct hat"
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CHICAGO PROVISIONS

chi.s=s. MAJ. se.=i's-sisisas
.ss- insiis-s q. sas ~ish ssisrs al
sk- Yards Csassss ihpssh. ssfs
sIiahss
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RATES OF EXCHANGE

S.s Nsst. M.s Sss=Ci"sss i'sims
aasssasisis rsPss 81 In ! y~s s-sss
s.Ss silver ssss
NexS<xs isiiass a.
The chronicle=news., 1914-05-29

R-,. y. u Meyer. hssnsssy s~~se'
tar sf ih- sr.e Church spsnrii. sss
cn- of tie ssssusfnssi.s i-sa-ss IN
tsssissa. is To sisis America ~ .
Ibs-- nssashs' ~vssxriSeAi sesr. IL
s~srsiiy sssnassea bis srtif~sses,
fs-sa iho Psssassss ef Wssrnt's t'asA
sksr~i. ~k~sv h~ hss hr-s With shs
s<srrst.ss 9f . short islrstsl ssnsr
1855. ile y Ia se ssererseS sS Rss,
y. e. Hesss. a. Australian ~. Neg
ss has fus ,vsss sskss . s~sy s~ssss
Part II hnsh the srissicas ssa roll
trial life at lhe suasss. hgssE . hsss
sosk~s far surisi reform.
The chronicle=news., 1914-05-29
NEW YORK METAL

New York. May 2s.-Coprcr: SPOT
t1.so In ~
TIN. spot Al Ia si..o.
The chronicle=news., 1914-05-29

tsssstaR - svssy essessossoe ssee.
y ssA Ssirtiy eseeuee1 - ~
t.bsssSese- Sevs ~ seo0a oooesso
ssa suessasass - sessssa. cSe sse
eeseeo~oA TyS0SaoS >to. q
The chronicle=news., 1914-05-29
the MONEY MARKET

N-~ N.st. Mss sss=saii n~ce-s
is q. r~f seasa
Ti-r ta,nss 60 and - dsss q
sis nassss. 81 r-s cont
The chronicle=news., 1914-05-29
YEqAI CARRY SURVIVORS
or WRECK y DIRAuID

.s~h-e. Mar sss-TAs sseeial cas.
aatss rA~s7 sval~t trails sssvytsa sss.
vevoss sren The ssseasAop o0spssss
ss lseassA waa 1sselSs1 oAossly e..
ter lsssiss Rioosski. - tas - =
ksc~s ~ ese vss sajsseS. Assas-
~ sssis uss issaralasely @sSs ~.
The chronicle=news., 1914-05-29

p.astsnd may t~~ ems of vss 0r~s
ss.sesi rights ut arp~ai " the rsp'
r-..si 4. ss ava, With spwa rss-sisss
usr-ss Nth sh~ fssUs -f rssiis@esss
Tho to~s s~-tiss u The ,-~>s ssrths-i
i.sai lsSt-syess have "f svssttsssas
The os,etaiSe&s of iorai suvetasss
r,-sitrss
A HIT h ao~ i,etosr Esasliamras u"
smred the hnsoashs srssi act - that
ssYpSspes Who Atsastcr With the ssts
ct their soussils ~lii lose the chance
II ssi,iss town ne-'inss snd de-
msnajwa polls Nust pt the pfussa.
.,st ty~si auIhcsslie. sHa ihuee os
i.saaoa arc supporting the hill. soe
many ot thete plans sor lmrsove-
meats. witch would -uraa laef~asr''
,a>ssion. have heee defeated ~ the
.c.s,s of town meetings. With have
Icon called 81 the demand II stsh-
,crw tsSrayets. The isuay ~ the
r,v.rml situation u that tho lc~s'
/ council proposing such lcstsos'tcn
tuWse. nm inc IRsVs"" w = WsSS" 49,
psrss~ vaii q Se~n meeting and Ts$
| ,hc ~1rrrsca II advertising asd hold
| ing u. And while tho campaign Is
| in prpere.s the council bv oaw V
not permitted To make sny fishs Tot
N. ordinance. which the town meet.
ing has hccn called to prc,est assins1
SO II harrcrs many times that the
mo., careful rians c' tho torai ,csss-
Issnrs arr tuthicrs,v swept assdc ~
tho saSpaycrs in meeting assembled
and often with the MAYOR himself
rrc.id,ns over the ohsecuIss cf on'
ot his own ret projects.
The threat Of The militant suffra
4et,rs 10 disturke the social scseos
he. led society leaders to take yer,
4 strict precautions. Weddings "
whicr pccple Of political importance
arc Interested are marked for attsc'
and already several have been inter
rupted by women throwing leaVet'
from tho galleries on to the weddini
procession. These rrsuks. while the!
The chronicle=news., 1914-05-29
ST. LOUIS METAL

-. Louie. Mo. MAY sS.-s,ci,.F
iuii. ic;i.
Lead dull. asa.
The chronicle=news., 1914-05-29
FOR AALI
HAVE COURAGE

u there ss .ae ,stag fsSsr thar
aaustsf .has ~Sil saa<e assgpsssas~z
srss Il I. Indigestion. has s-s
stssia tsssr .. -ssaa shs, sassfrs,s
hss- ssea ,5sssd. r-sSnsara'lY .sr-ss
sra ss srry spasit -sp-psrs Msss y
ress,sf. i.isps. phip. writes = was
'susbtsd sss = f-ss us -s-s- ~ith iHa
tigrssisas Cbsmb~slsia's Tablets
afforded The first teal tciIs' I OBJ
,sissa. aaa by ;stins iv" bottles "s
them rsf whole system vas pss into
a healthy spatisiaa.~ fes sale ty all
dealers
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chrunlsle.S.~.. soc per month.
The chronicle=news., 1914-05-29
FoR REHr.

Roar-room modern house. furnish
Ell. Close in. Cali Red 3Si. u
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WANTED.

10 bus or trad. foT plano, An-
se.F l.. this office. ~
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j EDITORIAL PAGE OF=THE TACOMA TINES 80


Revolutions are accomplished by men with big
Convictions who have the courage of their convic-
tons. To make it safe to dash among the clouds
mile high, loop the loop, dip the Dip and spiral the
death spiral is quite revolutionary, and SO Charles
Broadwick should have mention.
Broadwick appeared at the government aerial
camp near San Diego with parachute invention in
tended to make it safe to drop from the sky
Crank? OF course! But cranks smash bgotry,
harness the power that bos in the tea-kettle, put
Denver in instant touch with Boston, send the Ii
tanics cry across ocean, kill the sick and revive
them, mix up some planks, some steel and some oil
and outfly the birds-and when Broadwick said that
with his idea strapped on you, you could drop out
of the clouds and go about your daily business they
smiled and looked at him out Of the of their
eyes, as is the custom toward cranks.
1t is easy for Franklin to send key up into the
lightning of kite-string. The laboratories of an
Edison Marconi comfortable. There's no
particular danger in opening the arteries of dog or
guinea pig to discover principle in surgery.
When you tell some other fellow that he can fall a
mile in safety, it's different.
ssAll right said Broadwick, ''Ill show you.
They took him up up-oh, well! until the party and
its machine looked like mosquito up there buzzing
around that small bunch of fog. Suddenly, speck
ward like fash of lightning. You hold your breath
and try not to yell and, in the crowd about you you
can hear the rumble of suppressed groans
Oh-o-o! The speck has become toadstool and is
gently swaying, slowly descending, as looking for a
soft spot which to algh It meets the earth with
gentle kiss Broadwick and his revolution have
landed!
Sequel: Uncle Sam, being officially present, bags
the revolution
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Taking Chances

To say that "votes for women is state ISSUE not
national issue, is to utter half truth.
1t is state issue, of course and II states have
corded their belief in it,
1t is national ISSUE as WELL and for the party in
power to try to dodge the national aspect is not pro-
yressive; is scarcely intelligent.
Two years from now that party will be needing
svery progressive vote it get 1t cannot hope to
win new lease of power by simply holding the
dictionary strength which it has acquired by inherit
ed habit. 1t must draw new support go under.
number of millions of Americans have been edu-
Gated in recent years to believe in progressive poll
lies, among them equal suffrage. They will seek a
party fellowship which promises to push those poll
les along Their number is enough to make bal
NICE of power as the old parties now stand The
party which attracts them will carry the next presi-
DENTAL election The party which repels ignores
them will lose.
We marvel that the leaders of the democracy are
not more conscious of this fact. They seem to be
taking needless chances.
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ERV ATOMS

certain he drawn
bound fight, whether
military unmtary you'd better be position to lick
the other fellow. Don't be Belgium.
appreciates the
makes solitaire both
ment ring and Christmas present.
Chicago a a divorce the custody
children which in doubt to which party
In the
fellows who killed.
pile
diminish with philosophical resignation.
difficult Justify debate prohibition for hours
other that expected people
thing for their
Thaw whether Is when
through with him, he know about 1t than do
offers contribute Finland proposed scandina
union But Russia offset this by offering to contribute
Bavaria.
Chicago high society breathing easier City Of
unbecomng
morals will returned the the police
Germans Tipperary song-Its short short march
Calais that all those European fighters don't to
beautiful American ballad I'VE Don't Where
We're Going, But WIRE On Our Way
the of the November elec
lions due to the way Woodrow Wilson treated him
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Mothe rs Pc nsion' Gre Attest Victory

The prediction made four years ago by Judge
Neil, father of Mothers Pensions that mothers
pension law would reduce crime and children,
is conclusively proven by the report made by Joel
D. Hunter, official distributor of mothers pensions
in Cook county, Illinois. Mr. Hunter said:
Before the pension law was enacted in Illinois,
280 children (out of group of 1000 children, whose
fathers were dead and the mothers poor)
brought into the Chicago Juvenile court charged
with crime. Since the pension law has been in oper-
alton only eight children out of 1000 children whose
mothers were receiving pensions (the same kind of
group) have been brought into court charged with
crime"
This is the greatest reduction in crime ever known
by the operation of single law.
Hunters investigators report that more than half
the pensoned mothers moved into better neighbor-
aoods taking the children away from the temptations
of the sums, and that all of the mothers stayed at
nome and took of their children instead of
leaving their children alone while they went to wash
the clothes of other mothers children and clean the
house of other children's mothers
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AN ABLE FORECAST
George Mason used to stay only
till 10 O'Clock when he called on
Helen. Now he stays till IL. Get
ready, preachers! One of You
will be called on soon, we'll bet
a goats left ear.-Leesville (Col.)
Light.
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"Howdy, Belinda. Am yo' dad
dy an nanny well?"
"Yassah, Pa'son."
"An' yo' brudders and sisters:"
"Yassah."
"An' de pigs, chickens an
ducks?"
"Yassah-all but de turkey
gobbler-Daddy killed him dis
mawnin'."
"Yo' run along, chile, an tell
you Daddy Aim comm to make
a pastoral CALL"
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Silk and Wool
Dresses Now
HALF PRICE

Dresses for street and busi-
ness wear, school room, after
noon and evening functions.
Every popular silk and wool
weave. Stout sizes and mater
nifty dresses included-Wool
Dresses, from $3.50 to $500,
HOW s..s.s HALF
Silk Dresses, from $12.50 to
$4,000, now ..........H HALF
Evening Gowns, from $500 to
$4,000, now HALF
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NOT PIECEsIEAI,

A gentleman once asked a boy
where he was born.
I'm Texas, SIR" said the boy.
What part?"
why, all of mel" was the re-
Dly
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LIFE'S PERFUNCTORIES
THANK YOU"
Don't mention It,"
You MUST come over and see
u.s."
Have one on me-"
Let ME pay the carfare."
very becoming"
do sing something"
yours truly"
" I" love, honor and
obey"
Compliments.
Exchange of women's kisses.
Official oaths.
Official Investigations.
Public prayers.
Congratulations"
Peoria Journal.
GOOD NIGHT
Go Carts Retired While You
Wait.
"A sign In Baltimore.
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CAUGHT A TARTAR

Little Mary had been sent to the
store by her mother to get some
fly paper. She was a long time
In returning and the mother be-
gan to get anxious. Going to the
door, she spied the little girl COM
ing up the street and called to
her:
Mary, have you got the fly
paper?"
No, mother" replied Mary.
IT'S got me, but we're coming
together. "-Pittsburg Chronicle
Telegraph.
The Tacoma times. [volume] (Tacoma, Wash.) 1903-1949, 1914-12-29

The Fat One-Yes, when /
went to college / was an athlete
too
The Thin One-were you an
all-round one?
The Fat One-No, wasn't all
round until l put on flesh.
WHAT IT'S ALL ABOUT
G. ERMANY
r USSIA
A .USTRIA
b ELGIUM
+ RANCE
Il NGLAND
8 ERVIA
T URKEY.
Grand Rapids Free Press.
The Tacoma times. [volume] (Tacoma, Wash.) 1903-1949, 1914-12-29

Ha; it, Huera says the results of the November
lions the way Woodrow Wilson treated him.
The Tacoma times. [volume] (Tacoma, Wash.) 1903-1949, 1914-12-29

The wise girl is the who appreciates the bushes
Of the young who makes solitaire answer both
nent ring and Christmas present.
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Germans have Tipperary s0ng-"It's a short, short
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