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The evening world. [volume] (New York, N.Y.) 1887-1931, 1914-03-02
D o M site DIALOGUES
= By Alma WOODWARD

. %. THE New YORK Evening World.
Give me q wash rag. I want to hold
IT over my eyes SO you won't get soap
In them.
Mr.. b. (indignantiy)-who's going
to get soap In 'em2 I ain't touched
the soap yet.
Mrs. b. (shrieking)-Freddie FyVd-
die! oh. my hair. my hair!
Mr.. b. NERVES at the breaking
potnt)-What's the matter with IT.
Mrs. b. (shrilly)-You've got 70
an you're pulling II! .",
Mr.. h. (Hrmly)-wcll. mayhA Tn
not 30 blamed gentle. but rye got
that tinted, corseted. frog-eating
French!e beat to o blanc mango.
when 1t comes to q shampoo. oeaf
Mrs. b. (appealingly)-Don't dig In
30 with your nails, Freddie. YOU'RE
plowang my scalp. Use tho soft part
Of your fingers
| (Mrs. b. suddenly Jumps to her feet
and utters Q piercing scream. wiring
Ing her hands. she dashes up and
down the hall.) 49,
Mr.. Il. ttraiiing after)-what:s ths
matter? What the-what tho.
Mrs. b. (gasping painfully)-What
did you just put on my headf .s
Mrs. b. (frantically)-Liquid SOAP
NOT ing! Read the label on that
bottle.
Mr.. B. treading)-"Household am
monia."
Mrs. b. (hysterically)-You did II
on purpose! You thought it'd 70 IN
my eyes and blind mo! see through.
MIR. d. (wildly)-I didn't. Honest.
: I didn't. I'll never do 1t again.
Mrs. Il. dcily)--I guess you won't
ever do II again, you-you VlTRIOL
thrower. you!
(She PUSHES into her own room and
slams the door,
Mr.. d. Tin Soliloquy)-There's no
use trying to compete with foreign
labor. ! might a known that. Gosh
ding It!
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MORE-AND PLENTY.

70, isn't always the 6ne powdey varetythe kind that kept
Mr.. Whitrdge and his street indoors last time Yes
terday brought thick wet hankety article that first
nsted fast fell and then, after little practice fell too fast
10 melt Gust the the great March blizzard Of 1883 began
The First Of March, 1914 found the city checking up 100000
hi for REMOVAL the Streets Notwithstanding unspeskabe
oushs Of cs mud and Sush falling hesvy that it
started avalsncha umbrella
One thing csrtsn Comacen talk about changes in winter
climate and the bsns6csnee Of the Gulf Seam be
While IN this town All New York wants to hear sbut the
latest thing cars and how 10 ct it, moneys worth Of
-. G.
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Letters From the PEOPLE

both ne,ds. would say his chances
were about hvs TO one In favor OF
America. Another point worth con-
adertng V that In older countries Il
y extrsmely hard TO change from one
too to another. "Once q clerk al
ways . clerk" u . frequent rule. A
man chooses his career whom leaving
school and thereafter circumstance
often compel him to stay In the call.
Ing no has chosen: whereas In Am
erica, . man who has grit" can
generally work bis way into q new
profession u hts old one Is . misht.
4 man can do better here than In any
other country on earth. A. h.
nsss Praise fer '@COaplets Novsls.'
- - nAtss a n Ev..ins wossd,
Your twentieth century" feat Of
furnishing . complete novel every
week y certainly one that deserves
pratso. ] would like TO express my
appreciation for H. ] wish you con.
0nooA oueoea6 n ~ H
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become his wife her nance announces
to the world that he enjoys being with
her more than any other woman
friend.
That IL Why It 10 not considered good
form for . girl to 20 out with other
young men after her engagement ha:
become known or for IN engaged
young man TO be seen In the company
Of Q girl who u not his dancee. Two
young persons who really care for each
other VIII not ,, opt 70 offend In this
"E A. written: Il am sixteen and
in love With q boy . year older than
myself. He seems to care for me.
but when l am not allowed to 90 out
he goes with another girl. Would you
advise mo to accept his attentions any
longerr"
making. Why not forget It and b
rood fri0ndO7
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A WISE MOVE.

0ES knowing how to crank the keep going and stop
i At man to . motor bostf
The Hudson River section Of the United States Power
Squadron hs decided that does not Hsnceoh anybody who
and opsats motor boat viii have to satisfactorily
hundsd and Afy questions before hs entitled to Fly the
squadron psanant
he prove-bssides Ms mechanical expeence-that he
unands the es Of the road water also special Whistles
N and he must know how to compass and how
10 navigate fog; be must know the location Of buoys
h the he fequens and number Of other things that bear
directly the safety people who nust themselves his boat
And Why not indeeds The vide cruising range which the
Cns engine be- given to small pleasure craft imposes upon the
charge Of Of these little boa many Of the responsibilities
q slipper and plot Why shouldn't he be examined to his
capsSy5
Every the full Of the dire consequences Of put
ting nsxpersnes in charge Of boats Why not require
license certificate from each and every operator Of such craft?
f.se Anyhow. there's Dirt n sight
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WHY WILL THEY DO IT.

vsIA sesa - living n ~ city eusht 70 lift folks
above Gene ef he leva eosns q plumb SoolishnsS
Le6dns e. sas leak WIN lighted match. instance
should appeal - any psea In his right about
strongly testing dynamite With hammer. The latest citi
located leak hospital: three Of
bic asshbors laid ~ with scap wounds; hs aas
wreck wAis q the other Aats IN block minus
large CHUNKS q esas: a. ne Poles Fire Dparmsnts
stu aaS1y the eommotioA.
There 4 nething sbsut ths means oe dscovsring
the origin q ssoaoing "a Ezpsenos has proved that
ON ~ doas-evsry time But viii amount Of example
warning paads people tha the method 10 too rich In
r0Oulsf
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apart like sticks. rs 90 oily, There
isn't a bit Of nun left In II. IT,.
Mr.. b. tyrathfully)-Yes; ! know
French hairdressers look
like! And I also know that I'm not
going to allow my wife to 80 Qaips.
Ing after them. Bill Green stopped
his wife, and
Mrs. b. (meekly)-But, Freddie. I
don't nirt with him. and ! Just can't
wash my own hair, its too long and
thick.
Mr.. b. (dsf,antiy)-weil. I can wash
Il for you. can't II Other husbands
wash their wives heads. ! don't SEQ
Mrs. b. tmiidly)-But I never
thought you could do It. Freddie.
Mr.. b. (expiosively)-weli. why
didn't you think? That's you all over
again. Other people can do every
thing, but your husband can't do Q
thing. He's Q dub. he's . boob, he's
Mrs. b. (faintly)-well. will you
wash Il tonight
Mr.. b. (Johnny-o on the-spot)--Of
course I will. I'll wash It right now.
Come on.
(Ten minutes later.)
Mrs. B. (gasping)-Don't push my
head down like that. You slam my
face right into the water and can't
breathe At all.
Mr.. b. (brusquely)-Well can't you
hold your breath y minute? What's
the matter with your lungs, anyways
Mrs. b. (reachins out blindly)-
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Straight From
The Shoulder
6ssssss TALks to Younl e1S3sA
o''tn r.. M n. = ia 1s' I sS Wa. O

III. N:v fas Ir.iss 1s'aS.
Misdine Your Oen Business.
IT'S . we'll established tact that
j people who make . practice Of
minding other peoples business
for them have NO tim, left 70 s's'ns
to their own.
You seldom find busy young man
gosiiping. He hasn't time. His time
u all taken up In making good on biz
Job. On promotion day the gossipsrs
So him pass them and they say;
~.Huh! II was the boss. now
and all the rest Of It.
But the boas knew which Of his
young men hs wanted ir. the bigger
Job.
He wanted the young man who
wasn't wasting his employers time
In Idle and improbable "gassing.' 81
but was mindins his own business
which was also the boss's business.
The boss wanted . busy body. moi
Q busybody.
Another thing: There's too much OF
your own business to mind-lf you'd
make anything like succsss Of your
self-to b. wasting time trying to run
other peoples private Affairs. even
though your control Of their dsstinies
In merely light mental exercise.
Centsring your attention ON you
own business 10 time invested to draw
interest. Winding other peoples bust
ness and neglecting your own u pay
Ing interest on some one else's oms
Investment.
All this does not mean that yoi
should not extend . helping hAnt
when your sympathy or assistance 4
needed.
II merely means not 70 wave I
''meddling" hand. There's . differ
ence.
Just mind your own business. an,
your own business will flourish unde
the mental stimulus-
Try II.
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PAYING UP MAY PROVE SIMPLER.

- HORT eleventh hour reprieve the receiving window for
- income reports slams shut a o'clock t ght.
Those who suddenly wake up to the fact that they have
too long speculate the inner Of
that $50 to 81 900 penalty for the belated.
On the whole, New Workers have made their returns
nsnfuy BELTS the big city that ought to example the
rest Of the land.
It has been rksome business Nobody will pretend the
ts Despite carefully planned decness Snd simplicity the blank
bound be puzzle Many honest citizen grapped with it,
perped for hours and whenaer tearing half dozen
sttempts-he finally got 6e' found himself exhausted
and grouchy for other business that day.
Maybe it will be easier next time From maybe folks
viii watch their incomes with and PARTICULARLY
Anyhow the authorities will doubt be enien
Numbering that this is the first try and that honest fgure
i likely to make mistakes
One thing The whose modest be
mixed all the pothr congratulate himself that for
burden of inconvenience and taxation has openly plain sight
everybody, settled the shoulders where it belongs
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&: de- ss OF =: ss ss but II: s s
spot that va. the Of thu. murder and :.us. Wherein tn:
theatre sompstsly th. guide
pmpeus
puos Which
probably produced in him snhusiasm and feeling
S S . ss 10: n a. nt ana S cns: - @
Of they al Joined .ns...s
rejecting their sntrs.s: and they
to sox ow:d then ~. :ns hold o
ssna for the attack caa the him
sss s: s: ". nor s . . @ :
@ out ~. r ' e :
YOU And p. had :v:n the ed 70 biz
sn and ds not
the Tor
al Of should take part and t:s Of The dsa
resist.
driven either
directing ~ b.
s 70 S s..s oS Many ~. ~
another while aiming
killed
*. s Il.
and alarm that closed their hou
had
IN: ;i snS
from the SLAUGHTER and showing their bar: :d' an in
s1ulns
With a .nG % Sy : ss s int a n IN: Gn tho
for whom ca octavius and Isntuu But
~ young
for they as S f.. ;
them for what they did, but for what they wished to DO
The evening world. [volume] (New York, N.Y.) 1887-1931, 1914-03-02

Dippes y Tie leading tango artist Of
tho sidereal system.-Columbia STATE.
One Of the rallytng cries OF the
German army 70 work, play, laugh,
study. sing" That u good enough
for all mankind. evsrywhsre.-AN.
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that account givs
up all their other
frien6
OF course not.
On the other hand.
II . gtrl promises
to marry . young
man she tacitly sd-
nnits that she pre-
fers his society to
that Of any other
m . . G u II n . &C.
auaintance. And
A. -.Al>. AAa e.
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CA0uoOo an BaG1an6.

~ EAitsP q n Essaias Woss1:
IN reply 70 letter signed ~. w."
aaking for information - 70 "starting
= some other country England pre-
euFed." would smphaunally ~
DON'T. The English labor market 4
terribly ovarcrowded with inst suoh
u,ea ~ be describes himself 10 b.
W1th his lack Of EaSitsh sxperteocs.
eoupled with the minutsnsss with
U16ch references" are scrutinissd In
N0S1and. he might spend months
Jeoki1g for . Job. and II he got Il.
~ 6alsry would probably range
aseand 5 70 9 week for the hrst
ve1. II ~. W." east set work In
~ York he might try one OF ths
NAH western state. cay Ohio.
iAGlGelWa - U11neoa. Dut unless h
4nle - nlsy aome battar sxpesisaDa'
~ -. :.sy =. I s.sSs:
The evening world. [volume] (New York, N.Y.) 1887-1931, 1914-03-02
Favorite Recipes
of Famous Women
Mrs. EdEayd s. Falpcett
Coddled Steak


TAKE three pounds Of round
steak an inch thick: SALT pep
Der and nour we'll. Have ready
one small onion. chopped ans. and
two tablespoons OF butter or beef
drippings heated very hot In . pan
large enough to hold the steak Put
In the meat to brown evenly on both
sides, then put In enough hot water
TO make q quart Of gravy. Add salt.
pepper and Worcestorshiro sauce, to
taste. Cover tightly and simmer
steadily, until the steak u tender.
The meat must be basted and turned
frequently. Serve ON . hot platter
With Q small quantity Of cray. and
navy serve In boat.
Miss Ellen Abby Fletcher.
.psusA.~ q ssss,ss vsesss.I
Pvuns. Cheese Salad.
~ EUFCHATEL or cream cheese
N with mayonnaise, and to each
! half cup OF the paste add one
fourth cup OF broken English walnut
meats; roll into tiny balls and place
In seeded prunes which have been
cooked for ten minutes In lemon juice.
Serve In lettuce hearts with mayor.
naise.
n.sS Sess ~ s,s.sI p.s.j'slss q Is: ssSiisss:'
siz 8 &s:iSzs. - O.;
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the imagination Of thsoristS.-Aibauy
Journal.
The way to keep out Of debt y 20
earn money before you spend IT,
Albany Journal.
{, u there's aught In Q name, The M
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Betty Vincent's
/ Advice. tC Lovers
When EnRaged.
GIRL write

GIRL writes to AK me II two
young persons who are On.
gaSed 70 each other should on
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THE blouse that II
cut with big arm.

THE blouse that II
cut with big arm.
. holes to which
loose sleeves are Joined
makes . very new and
interesting feature Of
the spring. This one
can be utilized for two
materials as illustrated
or made from one
throughout. % liked.
but 1t Ii always essen.
TALLY smart. The tunic.
or deep peplum. flares
over the hips after the
latest method and the
sleeves are snug dtttnG
below the elbows. IL
liked they can be cut In
three-Quarter length.
This blouse L. made
Of plain silk with
sleeves Of shadow lace
over chiffon, but for
the sleeves and trim.
ming. brOche silk or
any one Of the pretty
fancy materials that
are so much In vS6us
could be used. Na6o
in this way the skt
should match The
blouse and peplum, but
u one material were
uaed for the garment,
1t could be worn over
a contrasting skirt, -
moiye over plain orepe
or taneta. or q plain
material over . striped
or plaid. for We are
wearing costumes OF
two materials quite
as much as Of one
throughout. The collar
and chemisette por-
ton preferably should
be made Of some dainty
~ a tn rSol
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Csvynsht. 1914. By Ths Pres Puhlah
Once to EUerv Man.

Is. B. (fussing be-
fore the mantel
n irr RI - Ny
70 o d n Q o si I'll
certainly have to
20 tom o fr o "
and have my ha'-
done. It just falls
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eAviators" and aviation" good words but nobody
recalled Horace Vairoles little Joke
"Airgonsuts" and "airsonatioA"
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[S8Il[IfT0@0g;;orAI
A@GB101
&OE(lo
h BIZ Gj3lEN &@EvgA(9Ou
HGAl3N &@)@gANOb

MARRIED mans recipe for insomnia: Ills wfies voice
sstent sinner just little
o. OF =. 81
The a Joke and her
when she begins telling him wonderful he .-.
d
resist temptation
sits at his
venient caterpillar
a. difficult for Of fond blue
when he easing into
ths-valey '..
thing
thousand with the aid . professional
It is impossible you've simply
hold Of atery
him round and round In circles until
over into
you told them they ought NOT
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Some Historic Word Pictures
1xemslss Of DsseipAv. Pev~ y 0rsss AseAsss.
No 1.-THE DEATH OF CAESAR.
BIZ Plufarch.

danger the month Of March which the
call the des and when the day had arrived Caesar
TO the Senate house oauted jeered him.
AZ MaHch hut
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Anyhow. thssSs lsas Dirt In sight
The log cabin Democrat., 1914-05-07
JAIL EMPTY AND NO
 APPLICANTS TO GET IN

From Tuesdays Daily
 The Faulkner county jail has been empty for more than one month, ac- cording to Sheriff J. s. Johnson, and with the doors swinging wide open there are no applicants for admission at present. In fact, the county seems to be enjoying a period of unusually good behavior and adherence to the laws. There has been nothing do- ing" in the local justice of the peace courts for several weeks. Circuit Clerk J. H. Hartje says that unless somebody starts something" between now and the second Monday Tn July, the circuit court will have practically no criminal cases to try. Only three indictments returned by the grand jury were carried over for trial m July and since that time no one has been bound over to the grand jury on a felony charge.
The log cabin Democrat., 1914-05-07
YOUR MONEY BACK
 IF YOU WANT II
LEADING DRUGGISTS WILL RE- FUND PURCHASE PRICE OF DODSON'S LIVER TONE IF YOU'RE DISSATISFIED.

Greeson Drug Co. may not be will ling to guarantee the safety and re- liability of calomel for constipation and sluggish liver, but this store will and do stand back of Dodson's Liver Tone with an unconditional guarantee to refund the full purchase price (5Oc.) instantly without question if yo uare not satisfied in every way with Liver Tone and it's results.
 If you take calomel, perhaps you will seem to get temporary relief, but it often happens that the after-effects are at least unpleasant and some times dangerous. Calomel in large doses is a poison and actually deadly to some-perhaps to you-and hence it's use means taking chances.
 With Dodson's Liver Tone you are always safe. Its reliability is so cer- tain that it can be sold with the money-back guarantee. It is vege table liquid, pleasant to take, and il cannot harm. It clears up the dullee and aching head and cleans out the clogged system in what many have found to be a wonderful way. Dod sons Liver Tone will do for you wha 1 it has done for thousands-and yor run no risk in trying it. Asl Greeson Drug Co. about Dodson's an< the guarantee. \aoVt')
The log cabin Democrat., 1914-05-07
MRS. A. H. STRINGFELLOW'

Mrs. A. H. Stringfellow, 70 year; old, died at 7:55 o'clock last night at the home of her daughter, Mrs. J. w. Davis. 119 Olive street, Argenta.
 Mrs. Stringfellow was a native of South Carolina, but had been a resi- dent of Little Rock and Argenta for 20 years. She was member of the United Daughters of the Confederacy and the Confederate Circle and Is sur vived by two daughters, Mrs. J. w. Davis of Argenta and Mrs. Ed Hamll- ton of Portland, Ore. Before moving to Argenta she lived in Conway for number of years and conducted ho tel at this place.
 Funeral services will be held at the residence of Mrs. Davis in Argenta, at 4 o'clock this afternoon.
 The body will be sent to Conway Sunday morning. Burial will be IT Pleasant Valley cemetery Sunday afternoon.
The log cabin Democrat., 1914-05-07
.FIORIAN PLACE
 SELLS AT S4,l5O
From Saturdays Daily.

From Saturdays Daily H.
 A commissioner sale of cohsluel a' ble interest took place at the court bouse this afternoon, when the Flo. rian place, an S0-acre tract ot lano just east of Conway was sold at puo- lie auction to R. G. Bruce, whose DIG was s4.15O. A large number attend ed the sale and there were seVefal bids. The price, however, IS regard ed as being rather low, being less tnan s52 per acre, but the place is unlm- proved. It lies adjoining the city llm- it's on the east, fronting one-quartei mile on the Beebe road ond one-quar- ter mile on the Jacksonville road. The property was cried off by Judge r. Il Prince. Chancery Clerk J. Ii. HartJe being the commissioner.
 The sale was made under decree of chancery court to partition the es' tate among the heirs. Some of them had already disposed of their hold, ings. H. B. Ingram owning three ana Col. G. w. Bruce one of the nine shares in the land.
The log cabin Democrat., 1914-05-07
ALLEGED EXPRESS
 THIEVES ARE HELD

Little Rock, May 5.-W. W. Dunn Homer Heard, and William Airing, all of Little Rock, have been placed under $250O bonds each, by the U. s. Commissioner, on the charge of hav- ing been implicated in the express robbery on the Rock Island railroad, South of Little Rock, April 12. They secured about $500. It is claimed that Dunn and Heard induced Airing, the express messenger, to cover up their crime. There was great mys- tery in the case until a confession was made by Airing. Heard is the son of a prominent Little Rock citi- zen, and Dunn is former conductor on the Rock Island.
The log cabin Democrat., 1914-05-07
KILLS GAME WITH ROCKS.

Mountain Home, May Maj. Ba- ker, an enthusiastic young sportsman of this town, doe.; not use gun when he goes H. ques, of game, but kills his 1uarry with rc ks. He welt ou. with his unusual ammunition yesterday and came in with four squirrels and a big, fat possum, all of which were killed with stones. He says that all he asks is two fair shots to bring q squirrel down out of an average tree.
The log cabin Democrat., 1914-05-07
ARKANSANS ORGANIZE
 A DEFECTIVE AGENCY
FORMED TO SPECIALIZE COMMERCIAL
 TROUBLES.

Little Rock, May 5.-The Wm. l.. Vick Detective, Protective, Conner cial Traffic and Auditing Association has just been organized in Little Rock. The organization is unique Tn it's ways, in that it covers field not usually covered by the ordinary de- tective association.
 The men back of it have had long experience in all lines of investiga- tion The president Wm. L. Wick, IS the personal representative of the Ar kansas Bankers Association, a for mer U. s. secret service man, and chief of detectives of the city of Lit tie Rock. Through his efforts the Ar kansas and American Bankers Asso- citations have been able to apprehend and convice number of bank rob- bers within the past four years. He has also handled with one of the new heads of the association, number of political muddles, commercial tangles and damage suits.
 His associates are H. F. Stewart and Richard E. Stevenson, both of tried an defective ability as investi- gators. During the last few years they have been associated with Wm. L. Wick in many cases, from Little Rock to South America, and from Ar kansas to California. All are men of middle age and mature judgment, and of world experience in government, railroad, mercantile, banking and &C., counting lines.
The log cabin Democrat., 1914-05-07
FEW FROM CONWAY
 10 ATTEND REUNION
From Thursdays Daily.

From Thursdays Daily.
 So many of those who had intended to go from Conway to Jacksonville to attend the reunion have decided not to make the trip that Gen. G. W. Bruce has written railroad officials not to set out the special Pullman which had been provided for the Con way delegation. Gen. Bruce said a few weeks ago over 30 people were intending to go to Jacksonville, but he does not believe now that more than a half dozen will make the trip. These will have no difficulty in secur- ing sleeper accommodations at Little Rock, he stated.
The log cabin Democrat., 1914-05-07
SIOO Reward, SlOC.

The readers Of this paper will be pleased 10 iearA ,ba there is at east one dreaded disease that science as been able to cure in all its stages and that Catarrh Halls Catarrh Cure is the only EoSuVe eure now known to the medical fraternity. Catarrh being constitutional disease, requires constitu' tlonal Urea ,nent. Halls Catarrh Cure Is taken in- ternally acting directly upon the blood and mucous surfaces of the system, thereby destroying the foundation of the disease and giving the patient strength by building up the constitution ana assist inc nature in doing It's work. The propretors have So much faith in its curative powers that they onel One Hundred Dollars for any case that 1t falls h rure Send for list of testimonials.
 Address F. J. CHENEY X CO, Toledo c. Sold by all Druggists. 75e
 Rake Halls Family Puls for constipation.