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The Clio messenger., 1914-11-13

the greatest humorist south of the
equator.
For 300 milreis, that is 500 month,
this man translated Tietsort's $4,000
or $4,000 words of matter into the
choicest Portuguese. Not only that.
but Vasco de Abreu, the star Journal
ist of Brazil and a close friend OF
the president, gave his services gra-
tuitously.
That automobile magazine at Rio,
started by that adventurous young
man who did not have a penny to
bless himself with when he landed,
brought letters from all over the
world. Copies had been sent to all
the American manufacturers. They
thought so well of 1t that they wanted
10 get In. There were $50 letters
from the automobile men of the
United States that came to Tietsort
by one steamer as result of that
first edition, and the publication has
gone on and Increased In prosperity
and size in great shape. 1t now has
100 pages. About seventy of them
are taken up with advertisements.
The Revista de Automoyeis has
done nothing but shower gold from
its first issue. 1t has circulation to
day of 1000.
There is only one thing more to
tell Colonel Christopher Columbus
Wilson died in Atlanta prison, to
which place he was sent on account
of the frauds attending the exploitar
ton of United Wireless stock. Tiet-
sort Is not one of those who thinks
harshly ct Wilson. He has no reason
to. The colonel kept his word. He
sent $500 to Tietsort that day tho
ship sailed away. The thieving mes
senger stole s495 and delivered IS to
the voyager. Tietsort never has .becn
able to understand his moderation In
not retaining that last FIVE dollars
copyright. 1914, by the Mcclure Nowspa>
per Syndicate.l I'll
The Clio messenger., 1914-11-13
DAIRY
FACTS
DO NOT CHANGE THE BREEDS
Some Goods Gown May Be Obtained,
But There VIII Be Lack Of unI-
formIty Of Production.

To change breeds every now and
then is poor practice. One should
be very careful before the particular
breed is chosen. To use a Holstein
sire one year In order to obtain a
large flow Of milk, Guernsey sire an
other year to secure richness of milk,
and Shorthorn sire the next time to
obtain more beef in the offspring. is
the wrong principle to employ In the
breeding and raising of good cows.
Undoubtedly some good COWS will be
obtained In the herd from such meth
ods of procedure, but there will be no
uniformity Of size. form. appearance
and production, and the owner has no
assurance Of what he Is going to get
in the future. 1t Is case of too many
In the mixture. and 1t Is guess work
as to which one will come to the top.
First, select the breed with great
care, then stick to It, II a mistake is
made the first time in obtaining poor
specimens. and poor producers, then
rectify the mistake as soon as possible
by selecting the right kind OF sire
belonging to the same breed to head
the herd. or by selling the animals al
ready bought, and purchasing better in
dividuals belonging to the same breed.
1t is usually safer to try to improve
within the same breed than 1t is to
Improve by changing to a different
breed. There are good individuals and
good strains within any of the breeds
intended for particular purpose.
The Clio messenger., 1914-11-13

place where planters punches are
brewed. A planters punch is closely
related to the we'll and favorably
known mint julep. The Barbados
gentleman steered Mr.. Tietsort up
against planters punch and as soon
as that was disposed Of insisted upon
another and still another.
Before the coming of the third
punch Mr.. Tietsort had borrowed five
pounds from his friend. Alter the
third he had to use all his restrain
ing power to keep himself from bor'
rowing more. That S25 covered the
Incidental expenses for the rest Of the
trip to Rio, but he landed there with
out a dollar.
He had stopped at the Grande Hotel
international, the finest hostelry In
the republic, on his former visit and
had spent lot of money there. giving
dinners to government officials and
others, so he rode up in state. This
was all very we'll but what In the
world he was going to do for money
was what yeXed his brain. he mao
written an indignant letter to Colonel
Wilson and mailed 1t at Barbados and
hoped to hear from 1t in a month OF
two. But meanwhile he was in o
strange land and penniless.
Mr.. Tietsort was in the middle CT Q
bad Ak for sure. There had to come
a showdown. Ono of the business
projects he had suggested had inter
ested George J. Smith, who controls
the street car advertising In Rio Jan
eiro. Tietsort went around to see
him about noon and the two went te
luncheon together. After the mea
Tietsort made clean breast OF the
whole situation to Smith.
you are the darndest fool I've evel
met" Smith declared. Indignantly
why didn't you tell me this before
How much do you cwe?'
From the restaurant the two mer
went to Smiths of,ce Smith took ou'
The Clio messenger., 1914-11-13
DAIPY NOTES
FVss ssgsSES

Young calves must be given every
opportunity for health and growth.
Avoid putting too many cows In one
pasture to reduce the feed to the
smallest quantity for each COW.
Don't neglect any broken wires In
the barbed wire fence where the dairy
herd is pastured. Cut udders are not
profitable.
If there Is the least idea In your
mind that any OF your cows are
troubled with tuberculosis. use the
test at once.
When possible test the cows milk
before buying her, and remember II
does not pay to buy a COW whose
milk tests much below three per cent.
The COW and calf should be gradual.
Iy weaned from each other, and to
that end their quarters, when separat
ed should be in proximity to each
other.
The Clio messenger., 1914-11-13
HID HEADS IN MAIL SACKS
Negro Postal Clerks Had to Do az
They Were Told by Train
Robbers.

Shreveport La Two mail clerks on
Kansas City Southern train No. 3 say
they thrust their heads into mail
pouches and kept them there at the
command of robber who boarded the
train at switch two miles north OF
here a few nights ago and escaped
with the registered mail.
The clerks, T. l.. Anderson and j.
L. Vaughn, negroes, do not know
where the bandit left the car, be
cause they did not dare remove the
sacks until the train stopped at the
railroad shops, a mile north Of the
switch where the robber had boarded
the train.
The Clio messenger., 1914-11-13

OF his safe . ron OF bills big enough
to choke r. hippopotamus. From this
roll he peeled on enough for Tietsort's
hotel bill and expenses for month.
Started Automobile Magazine.
The project he sought to put before
Smith was the starting OF an automo-
bile magazine. Such q thing never
had been heard of In South America.
Smith had faith and money. The stu.
alton Tietsort was In stirred him to
action, so he authorised Tietsort to
get busy. right away. Tietsort did.
He has Yankee push and ingenuity.
He believes In doing a thing well.
He does not speak Portuguese, ex,
cept indifterently. but that did NOT
bother him. He Is an advertising
hustler He can draw a bit. and he
can write cleverly. He drew up
sketches of advertisements. put them
in color and went around to the auto
mobile dealers of Rio.
It seems absurd, but that one North
American, by the desperate energy he
threw into his work and the interest
he aroused, managed to make the adj
vent of that magazine an affair of real
Importance to Rio. He called his pub
lication Revita de Automoveis, which
means The Automobile Review.
1t was of forty pages and half tho
pages were advertisements. He
charged $50 page, SO he had $1,000
in business in the first issue. He
charged 33 cents copy for the maga-
zine, that is one milreis, and so eager
were the people to get 1t that the
whole edition was exhausted within an
hour of its being placed on sale.
That first edition was of $500
copies. He could have sold 5000.
Nothing so handsome ever had been
taken off the presses in Rio. 1t was
a novelty indeed. In all Brazil there
are only two other trade publications,
and they are not of much account.
With such a start Tietsort thought he
had the world by the tail Prominent
Brazilians were so delighted and en-.
thusiastic over the handsome publica
ton that they were eager to do any
thing or everything to advance its il
terest.
Star Writer'S Helped Him.
Bastos Tigre, the most prominent
writer in all Brazil, offered to do all
the translating for nominal sum,
Tigre is a poet of fine ability, and Is
The Clio messenger., 1914-11-13
WHY NOT IRY POPHAM'S
ASTHMA MEDICINE
Gives Prompt and Positive Relief In Every
Case. Sold by Druggists. Price S1.0O.
Trial Package by Mall 10c.
WILLIAMS MFG. CO., Props, Cleveland, o.
No Excuse.


Representative Bacon Of Georgia
was condemning in Macon club the
German general staff for its anti
quated close formation In attack. q
formation which costs the German
army thousands of lives.
"Close formation" he said, was
excellent in Napoleon's day, but with
our modern machine guns, shooting
myriads of bullets minute, It Is q
useless, 1t Is cruel waste Of life"
But" said German-Amerlcan.
we've got SO many men, you know.
ongressman-we've got so many, we
can afford to-er-er-to lose"
my friend" Mr.. Bacon interrupted.
would you excuse your cook for serv-
ing you watery soup because there
had been a rainy season?"
The Clio messenger., 1914-11-13
The Greatest Chasm,

The greatest chasm between the
producer and the consumer Is the
mudhole.
would not discourage foreign mis-
sionary work, but l am rather envious
of the permanent highways that have
been constructed in some Of the coun-
tries to which we are sending Chris
tian ssionaries-Homer T. Wade.
secretary Texas Good Roads associa-
ton.
The Clio messenger., 1914-11-13
Agreement Is Far Away.

The pros and cons Of dairy farming
are likely to be discussed for long
time before an agreement Is reached; /;
and, in the meantime, the ccw is push
ing herself to the front In regions
where she has not been highly
esteemed.
The Clio messenger., 1914-11-13
"peadr Hen Laid an Eaa.

Coatesville, Pa.-Louis Lenardo was
much surprised few days ago when
his little son informed him that hen
he had left for dead had laid an egg
and was standing by her nest cackling
triumphantly. The fowl proved to be
one Lenardo had attempted to bleed
with q penknife. the hen apparently
aaving died after the incision.
The Clio messenger., 1914-11-13
H0LSTEINS ARE IN DEMAND
Popular Among Dairy Breeds Because
They Bring In Most Profit
Hardy and Prolific.

Holstein-Friesians are very popular
among the dairy breeds. They pro-
duce great quantities of good milk at
low cost, are hardy, healthy. hand
some and prolific. and when one is
through with the old COW as a milk
machine there Is plenty of meat for
beef or bologna. The Holsteins have
won their way on merit and good ad-
vertising, and they will stay to the
The Clio messenger., 1914-11-13

Tietsort grabbed the envelope.
shook the mans hand. thanked him
fervently and then waved farewell to
his friends on the pier.
AS the ship backed out In the
stream, Tietsort stood on the main
deck and gloried In the view Of New
York that soon was to be lost to him
for long, long time. He felt sense
of exhilaration. Having the envelope
with the money In his pocket and all
the rosy prospects that he pictured In
Brazil, he felt that he was fortunate,
indeed. He remained on deck until
the vessel had passed through the
Narrows and 1t was time to think OF
eating. He went to luncheon and
after luncheon he went to his cabin.
Then It was that he opened the en-
velope to put the money in a secure
place. Then he gasped! The envel-
ope contained a large wad of paper
and a five-dollar bill. Mr.. Francis
Judson Tietsort was off for South
American travelling like a money
prince with exactly $8.15 to his name.
Tietsort is game. He determined to
act up to appearances so far as he
could and when the blow-off came, he
could not help it. Having come to
that conclusion, he gave dollar tip
to the waiter who served him at din
ner, and, although he had box Of
very fine cigars In the cabin, he or
dered cigars In the card room and
handed them around to all present.
It was a horrible bluff, but 1t served
to establish him for few days.
Then he did little more spending.
He had just fifty cents left when the
steamship was nearing Barbados.
Then Mr.. Tietsort went into exccu-
tive session with himself. Should he
go ashore, or remain aboard? There
was just one man in Barbados whom
he knew. II would cost fifty cents to
go ashore, twenty-five to be rowed
from the ship to land, and twenty-five
back Tietsort decided to go. He
might as well be broke" as the way
he was.
The Clio messenger., 1914-11-13
Keeping Improbable Cows.

II you had hired man who was not
earning enough to pay his board would
you keep him long? Then why do
you keep the COW that does not make
enough milk to pay for her keepi
Many farmers are doing just that
thing.
The Clio messenger., 1914-11-13
MRS. THOMSON
TELLS WOMEN
Aow She Was Helped During
Change of Life by Lydia E.
Pinkham's Vegetable
Compound.
Philadelphia, PAT am just 81 years
Of age and during Change of Life suf-

Tered Tor SIX years
terribly. I tried sew
eral doctors but none
seemed to give me
any relief. Every
monththe painswere
intensein both sides.
and m ad Q m Q 8 o
weak that I had to
go to bed. At last
a friend recommen-
ded Lydia E. Pink
hams Vegetable
The Clio messenger., 1914-11-13
PessImlstlc Opinion.

THE good die young"
Perhaps 1t is just as well. They'd
starve to death later"
The Clio messenger., 1914-11-13
Effect Of Planters Puncn.

He went ashore and was lucky
enough to find his acquaintance. The
gentleman was tickled to see Tietsort
There is one thing gentlemen do in
the West Indies when they meet an
old friend, and that is to huut up a
The Clio messenger., 1914-11-13

If people don't take the trouble to
-fiatter you they have no immediate
use for you.
The Clio messenger., 1914-11-13

Young calves must be given every
opportunity for health and growth.
The Clio messenger., 1914-11-13
Star
Star Writer'S Helped Him.
pactoa v,torA thA D,Aak

Bastos Tigre, the most prominent
writer in all Brazil, offered to do all
the translating for nominal sum-
Tigre is a poet of fine ability, and is
The daily Alaskan., 1914-02-06
CRTIS INTERESTED IN
 TRANS ATLANTIC FLIGHT

Paris, Feb. 6-Glenn Curtis, while here in the interests of his flying boat, told the Press correspondent that he considered 1t extremely probable that the Atlantic would be crossed by an aeroplane in the course Of the next summer He knows of several who are preparing for the attempt
 Prcesed7 for details Curtis admit ted that he personally is interested in one attempt to be made and that he had been asked to supply
 the engine for the machine of an other aviator, who, he says, has a splendid chance Of success. He per sonuily gavOrs landing in the water, curouye. and taking supplies from a liner. though the other person pro poses to make a nonstop flight from shore to shore in 36 hours.
 IJ is understood that at least thre French aeroplane builders are pre- pairing Tor the conquest of the At aatc but they are keeping their plans dark.
The daily Alaskan., 1914-02-06
HANDICAPPED.
This is the Case With Many Alas
 kan People.

Too many Alaskan citizens are handicapped with ba backs. The unceasing pain causes constant mis- cry, making work burden and stoop ing or lifting an impossibility. The back aches at night, preventing re- freshing rest and in the morning is stiff and lame. Plasters and lini- ments may give relief but cannot reach the cause if the kidneys are weak. To eliminate the pains and aches of kidney backache you must cure the kidneys.
 Doan's Kidney Pills are for dis ordered kidneys.
 The following statement should convince every Alaskan reader oS their "flciency.
 Mrs. s. E. Rainwatr, 1907 E. Wa ter St., Albany, Ore, says: q am always willing to speak a good word for Doan's Kidney Pills in return fc the benefit they brought me after other medicines and doctors treat ment had failed. l could get no sleep and in the morning was all tir cd out. Doan's Kidney Pills made a cure. Since then when I have had slight attacks of the old trouble, I have taken Doan's Kidney Pills. They have always given the best re- sults."
 For sale by all dealers. Price 50 cents. Foster-Milburn Co.,, Buffalo, New York, sole agents for the Uni ted States.
 Remember the nane-Doan's- and take no other.
The daily Alaskan., 1914-02-06
i DEPENDANT REPORTED DYING
Official Whose Foreign Residence Prevented Arrest, in Shadow
 Of Death.

It is reported that A. L, Berdoe, formerly an official of the White Pass railway, who was one of the individual defendants in the trans portation cases, is dying of tubercu- losis in Vancouver, B. c.
 Berdoe never was arrested on the indictment, as the process could not be served on him in a foreign coun- try. Since the indictment he has been living in Vancouver, and it is said he has been afraid to cross the boundary line for fear of arrest. Now a movement is on foot to ask United States Attorney Rustgard to intervene and have the indictment Quashed, so that Berioe may remove to Los Angeles and take treatment for his mGlady.-Juneau Dispatch
The daily Alaskan., 1914-02-06
Nj. ;. WHITTIER WILL
 COME TO JUNEAU

M. s. Whittier, of the customs service formerly stationed at Cor dova, Skagway and Ketchikan, has been transferred to Juneau and is expected to arrive from Ketchikan. Mr. Whittier will take the post va cated by Collector of Customs J. F. Pugh through the appointment of the latter.
 Mr. Whittier is well known all over Alaska and is very popular. He is an active spirit in the leading fraternal organizations, a high Ma son, and also an Elk. Mrs. Whit tier and their son will accompany him to Juneau.
 Mir. Whittier was stationed at Ju- neau at one time.-Juneau Empire.
The daily Alaskan., 1914-02-06
Careful of His Voice.

BrignUli. the famous tenor, was very careful of his voice and was terribly afraid of drafts. It is said that during the winter it always took him three quarters of an hour to get from bis room to the street First be would on leaving his room pace the hall for ten minutes to get accIimated. He then descended to the lobby, where the tem perature was a little lower, and spent twenty minutes there. He then ven tured to the vestibule, which he would parade for fifteen minutes, occasion ally opening the door to let In a little cold air. Being now accustomed to a cool temperature. be would button up his coat and sally forth.
The daily Alaskan., 1914-02-06
WEATHER REPORT.

SkagwaY, 19 above, cloudy x. wd Caribou, above, cloudy calm. Whitehorse, below, cieDr, N. wd AtIin, above, cloudy, calm. Tagish, ? above, cloudy, calm. Lower LeBarge, 1 below, cloudy calm.
 Hootalinqua, below, cloudy, calm.
 Big Salmon, s below, cloudy, cm. Carmacks, -; cloudy, calm. Yukon Crossing, 10 below, cloudy calm.
 selkirk, ' below, cloudy, calm. Coffee Creek, 10 below, cloudy, calm.
 Stewart River, 20 below, cloudy, calm.
 Ogilvia, 16 below, cloudy, calm. Dawson, 30 below, foSgy, calm.
The daily Alaskan., 1914-02-06
His Honor Vindicated.

4 couple of good natured Frenchmen got into a quarrel and challenged each other to fight. On the morning of the duel they and their seconds tramped through the woods to the fatal spot, when one of the duelists, the challeng- ing party, trlpped and fell. His second helped him to his feet
 "I hope you are not much hurt" said the other duelist.
 "I'm not much hurt only bumped my nose on the ground"
 "DOes it bleed?'
 "Yes. a IittIe."
 "Heavcu be praised! Blood flows, and my honor is vindIcated. Give me your hand, old bOym
The daily Alaskan., 1914-02-06
State of Ohio, City of Toledo,
 Lucas County.

Frank J. Cheney makes oath that he is senior partner of the firm of F. J. Cheney & Co.,, doing business in the City of Toledo, County and state aforesaid, and that said firm will pay the sum of ONE HUNDRED DOL LARS for each and every case of Catarrh that cannot be cured by the use of Halls Catarrh Cure.
 FRANK J. CHENEY. Sworn to before me and subscrib- ed in my presence, this 9th day of December, A. D. 1886.
 A. W. GLEASON,
 (SeaI) Notary Public. Halls Catarrh Cure is taken inter- nally, and acts directly on the blood and mucous surfaces of the system. Send for testimonials free.
 Sold by Druggists. Price 75c per bottle.
 Take Halls Family Pills for con. stipation.
The daily Alaskan., 1914-02-06
.IluIT BH THE SPLIT TRoUsER

Wvshiugyon, Feb. G-Tho Pica- lu-. coat. the "seemorc' Norfolk jacket. and the tight fitting trouser were discussed here today by the International Custom Cutters Asso- citation a, the opening sessions of a four day convention. The Assocta- Gou is supreme in deciding styles ter u.a. If they ordered split trou' CTS. split trousers would be the rage.
The daily Alaskan., 1914-02-06
CHANGE TONIGHT. AT THE
 MOVIES

Gaumont Weekly-An extra good one.
 Frankfirters and QuaiI-A good comedy featuring a Coney Island carnival. l.-Thaun.
 Secret Service.-Very good drama Reliance.
 Angling Widow.-Comedy-Creat Northern.
 Extra good program.
The daily Alaskan., 1914-02-06

There will be a meeting of the Volunteer Firemen Saturday night at the Fireman's hall tt o'clock sharp. All members are earnestly requested to be present.
 R. Bell and W. V. Baker, as rep resentativcs of Mir. Chiene, of Van couver, B. c. arrived in Skagway on the last trip of the Princess Ma Quinna and are engaged in making an audit Ot the White Pass & Yukon books in the interest of the stock holders os the company. They will probably be here for two or three weeks.
 While chopping wood on the hill yesterday morning, Joseph McCann sustained a very painful and quite serious accident. In some manner the axe slipped, and struck Mir. Me Cams left foot just above the large toe, seyering the tendrons of three toes. He was immediately talk en to the w. P. hospital, where Dr. Gable administered an anesth- etic and took up the severed liz aments. While it is reported today that he is suffering considerable pain it is believed that the unfOr- tunate man will have a speedy con- valescence and will be able to re sume his customary duties within a short time
The daily Alaskan., 1914-02-06

To this letter, Nr. Tanner states ual he made reply supplying all .n. Information he had relative to wr. Jefferson Randolph smith, and his life and adventures while oper- astag here. as well as supplying At toruer Thompson with copy of the aa'Hsned book on the life of the man .u question:
The daily Alaskan., 1914-02-06
THOMAS BURNS IS LAID
 IN LAST RESTING PLACE

The funeral of Thomas Burnes was held this morning from the Harrison Undertaking parIOrs on Fourth avenue, and a number of friends of the deceased accOmpan- jed the remains to the cemetery. Father P. H. Turnell read the bur ial service.
The daily Alaskan., 1914-02-06
CEtE MEAT COCK TAILS
 ar guc Pack Train Restaurant n"ryi,e a Ia carte.

You should give "LuXor" toilet articles a trial. See the Week End" se5s for men and women, 35 cents. Enough for a thorough trial Ee.sr Bros Agents. tt
The daily Alaskan., 1914-02-06

Olympia Beer oil draughJ at the Board ot Trade. This famous brew both on draft and in bottles is kept constantly fresh. This is the Board cf Trade Bar waere the celebrated Rainier Beer $ also kept in bot ,lgs. If.
The daily Alaskan., 1914-02-06

Location Notices, placer anG luartz, soc. a dozen at the Daily Alaskan office. Lr.
The daily Alaskan., 1914-02-06
pnl.E OF COAL REDUCED.

Eaore.s Wharf is now selling nut coal for only $90O per ton bulk, Isr.u. saokedl. ENcelnet range .a.. Gt.
The daily Alaskan., 1914-02-06
EElTONs LIKE TO EIDE
 THE MOTORCYCLE

Indianapolis, Ind., Feb. 6-There are I-q.926 motorcycles in Great Hrilgn and Ireland, according to fig .-.s published recently by the Fed a..-.u. oG American Motorcyclists.
The daily Alaskan., 1914-02-06
PILES CURED IN 5 70 r' DAYS

-- '-.--.s- will r.f.". m"rry
 .. .-ET#ENT tails Co cure any .ls. IT,. ....... Blind. Bleeding O. #r. ~..... ....s .u @ r0 u days. 50,
The daily Alaskan., 1914-02-06
sKAGwAY WEATHER REPORT.

Results of the observation taken at Moore's Wharf at midnight last night, is as follows:
 Temp. time observation .. 19 above Max. preceding 24 hrs .. 9 above Min. II above Mean |" Y above Barometer 3n:52. Cloudy, N wlnd,
The daily Alaskan., 1914-02-06
Eastman ycsr Pocket Kodak.

ia stock now at Keller Bros p-ug Co.,, don't fail to drop in and zee this camera, one that ifs th vest pocket and yau can have picture made from it any size.