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Lincoln County times. (Jerome, Idaho) 1911-1919, 1914-01-15
DRESSING THE BABY
WHEN HE GOES OUT
IN COLD WEATHER

THE baby must have his airing
every day no matter if the wealn-
er be sharp. He must be thoroughly
protected against the cold and never
allowed to get chilled.
Besides the clothes he wears in the
house he is to be provided with ar
ticles which he will need to fortify
him against the cold. If he is dressed
Lincoln County times. (Jerome, Idaho) 1911-1919, 1914-01-15
Almost a Tragedy.

John. you've been drinking
"Ish all a mistake, m dear"
ITS not a mistake"
Tell yer tits. Had bad cough an
got up in dark for cough medshun'
an. JUS m luck, 1 got hold of wrong
bottle. Detroit Free Press.
Lincoln County times. (Jerome, Idaho) 1911-1919, 1914-01-15
MILK STOOL is CONVENIENT
Device Used on California Dairy Farm
Straps Around Body and Is Ready
for Instant Use.

A one-legged milk stool that is al
ways in position for instant use is one
of the conveniences employed on a
California dairy farm. says the Popu-
lar Mechanics This stool is provid-
ed with straps that fasten around the
Lincoln County times. (Jerome, Idaho) 1911-1919, 1914-01-15
Truck Soils Of Atlantic Coast Region

Truck Soils OF AtlantC SoaSN
The great winter garden when sup
plies the cities of the n~ortheas'eIh
states with the fresh vegetables uo
manded for consumption during the
latter months of winter n those
of early spring stretches In n ha.Io"
belt along the Atlantic coast iro"'
the vicinity of Savannah. Ga 10 'no
southern portion of New Jersey az
cording TO the department OF asrl-
culture.
This particular belt of territory la
vorably situated with respect 10 /"
tensive vegetable production Is nv
result of the concurrent existence ~
a number of favoring factors III '"o
first place, the climatic eohui''o
within this belt render its ~success,'e
portions from south to north eaino
in the date of maturity for the dlhei'
ent crops than any other regions II,
the eastern states which are io 0
in the same ATTITUDES. TINS ai'e
from the fact that the land area VI
the region lies at low attitudes. floin
Savannah. Ga, to Camden, ~. D., alons
the Atlantic coast, there are ho nie'
lands. The coastal land areas us,
from sea level with gentle slopes ano
the vast coastal plain presents u ~"
nearly level, and unrelieved suia
throughout what is known as the n"'
woods" section.
The streams of the region cons'
chiefly of narrow, tortuous siue,"",e
embayments, in whose chatineis -
tide rises to points removed Az 10 :
miles from the actual coast INC,
lower lands constitute narrow oAnu
Lincoln County times. (Jerome, Idaho) 1911-1919, 1914-01-15
Certified Milk.

About 125 diaries are engaged In
producing certified milk and the daily
production is nearly $4,000 gallons, an
increase of 800 per cent. in five years.
While this seems a remarkable in
crease. it should be remembered that
only about one-half OF one per cent. Of
he total milk supply of the country is
certified.
Lincoln County times. (Jerome, Idaho) 1911-1919, 1914-01-15
Can't Please EN-.

"Wombat is tied to the machine
"You wrong him. He is ignoring
the organization
"Sly guy, Ell? Building up a ma
chine of his wn."-Louisville Cour-
ier-Journal.
Lincoln County times. (Jerome, Idaho) 1911-1919, 1914-01-15
A Sad Case.

"Gaddersly might have been a sue
cess in life but for one thing"
And what is that?'
"a mistaken impression he has held
for many years that his presence
adds dignity to a street corner
Burlington Gazette.
Lincoln County times. (Jerome, Idaho) 1911-1919, 1914-01-15
Rare Clcvcrncss.

"Why won't you buy something at
my table?, demanded the girl at the
charity fair.
Because l only buy from the
homely girls said the man. They
have a harder time making sales"
The girl was not offended, and he
worked this right down the line
Louisville Courier-Journal.
Lincoln County times. (Jerome, Idaho) 1911-1919, 1914-01-15
Criticism of the Future.

"A Strong Mans Faith was pro-
duced at the Adelphi theater last
evening. The cast was good but the
play was too decent to deserve atten-
tion.-Chicago Record-Herald.
Lincoln County times. (Jerome, Idaho) 1911-1919, 1914-01-15
Usual Ending.

while l was abroad l witnessed a
duel in France"
Anybody hurt?"
Eyes, one of the principals had a
rib broken embracing the other after
the combat was over."-Tit-Bits- =,
Lincoln County times. (Jerome, Idaho) 1911-1919, 1914-01-15
The Difficulty.

Dear me, it's so hard to buy for a
man."
"Yes, I hate to spend the money
that way. too.'-Detroit Free Press.
Lincoln County times. (Jerome, Idaho) 1911-1919, 1914-01-15

in the right way a jaunt in the open
air can do him nothing but good n
he will like 1t and thrive on it.
An extra flannel skirt and long sou
WOODEN stockings should be added 10
the clothes he wears IN the mouse,
when he is going out, at this time OF
the wear. His little boots of yarn are
70 he worn over the stockings. HIS
m,ttens of silk and wool are knitted
double. and his little cap is very
closely knitted of the softest yarn.
In making the a 1t is not onis
closely knitted but made large enough
90 that It turns back at the front
This gives additional warmth. and a.
Evening star., 1914-08-16

belonged to lady. Anyway, there was traces of good
looks there But the rusty black cloak that hung limp
the sagged shoulders only part hidn the sloppy
shirt waist and reacn but halfway down the sidehked,
dragglededge skirt-thats the mark of a female
party. I don't know why, but it is.
Where they get cloaks like that is a mystery. You
see 'em panhandlers, the old hags that
camp park benches, and in the jag line at police
courts. But you new one. Perhaps they re
made special by secondhand shops for the female party
trade.
"Well2' says l, 1ookin her cold and curious
But you can't faze female party simple. They're
used to that. She sares back at just cool, and
then remarks Il guess you know who am well enough
3Sure!" says 1. 3You're the long lost Duchess of
Gainsborough, amt you2"
She Just gazes at me brassy and shakes her head
@Then you must be lady snake agent, says l.
@What?' says she, scowlin' puzzled.
II don't know the answer, either" says I. "Caed
for Professor McCabe, didn't you? Well, you're con-
nected. Shoot the rest of it."
3Im Mrs. Fletcher Shaw" says she.
And for minute there I couldn't place the name.
Then it came to me- @Oh!' says I. @Some relation of
Josie Vernons, eh?"
Suppose 1 amp she demands, eyin' me suspicious.
aTut tut, now!" says I. @Youre the one that's oc-
cupyin' the witness stand, you know. You about
to tell why you came"
aWas II" says she. aYou might guess that: you've
had pryin' and snoopin around my fiat for two
days"
Igawps at her for second, and then chuckles @You
mean classy-dressed gent with whiskers?' says l.
She nods
@Mr. ]. Bayard Steele says l. @Hes the one to
see. He'll give you all the particulars.
Evening star., 1914-08-16
Drawings by F. vaux Wilson

u know how free this ]. Bayard Steele
has been in calm on me for help in put
tin over his little deeds of kindness, at
so much per deed? Well, here the other
day he shows up at the studio with sealed
envelope No. 3 in his pocket. and after
springin' his usual CUFF about the door of
fate he opens it.
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DISTRICT NO. so.

Julius Egge and family attended
church in Livonia Sunday.
Herb Campbell and wife came
down Sunday for a few hours visit
at his former home.
Mr.. and Mrs. Anderson of Prince
ton were callers at the Egge7 home
Sunday.
Reuben and Myrtle Norberg we're
visitors at the Griep home Sunday.
Mrs. Eisenhut was taken to the
hospital Saturday. She has been
very sick for SOME time.
We were very sorry to learn of the
sad ending of Mr.. and Mrs. Shan
mons trip to their old home in Iowa,
they having lost their little girl on
the way. They have the sympathy
of all their friends in this vicinity.
Haying is well under way in this
locality. Ideal weather prevails for
that purpose.
Edmuhds & Looney have com
pleted about mile of theirscon
tract and will commence grading
across the lake in few days.
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GERMANY,

Miss Stella Bockoven spent Sunday
afternoon with her aunt, Mrs. Oliver
Dibblee. II -
Visitors at Gust Manke's on Sum
day were Mr.. and Mrs. II. Holthus,
Mr.. and Mrs. VIM. Schmidt and
Misses Della, Lizzie and Anita Heit-
man. r.
Mr.. and Mrs: Carpenter and Fred
Sleeves of Lake Benton visited with
the VIM. Horstman family on Fri
day. ..=I~
Miss Clara Gebert entertained
about twenty-five Of her friends on
Sunday evening. Playing games were
the special amusements. Numerous
musical selections were also rendered
on the violin, accordion and mouth
organ by Edward Henschel, Anton
Hedsrtom and Clarence Meyer. A
good time was had by ALL.
Mr.. and Mrs. Eft Bockoven and
daughter, Vivian, spent Sunday af-
ternoon at the r. Manke home.
Mrs. Otto Prahl was on the sick
list the past week.
Rev. Strauch and several members
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Mr.. Beck, who has been visiting
at Jim Thompson's, returned to his
home in Iowa on Tuesday.
Jesse Sleeves spent Monday at
Oliver Dibblee's.
Mr.. and Mrs. Herb Gates and chill.
dren were Sunday visitors at Eric
Peterson's.
Mrs. Sjoberg and son of Princeton
visited with her sister: Mrs. Edward
Hall, on Thursday.
Miss Stella Bockoven and Walter
Jensen were guests at Oliver Dib.
blee's on Sunday.
Sunday visitors at John Gates
were Mr.. and Mrs. Everett Hall and
son, Lillian Lungren, Helene Crap.
entine and Geraldine Annis.
Mr.. and Mrs. Jim Thompson, Jake
Meurett and Mr.. and Mrs. Borchers
autoed to Green lake on Sunday.
Emil Lungren had the misfortune
to get hurt badly one day last week.
His horse became unmanageable
while he was unhitching it.
Mr.. Nielsen of St. Michael motored
over on Saturday and was guest at
Edward Halls. Hattie and Lula
Hall returned home with him.
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WOODWARD BROOK.

Mark and Maidie Newman of Min
neapolis we're in Woodward Brook
last week spending few days. with
their parents, Mr.. and Mrs. M. New.
man, sr:
Helen Anderson visited with her
cousins. the Umbehocker young
folks, last week.
Anita Talen went to Princeton
Thursday and will help Mrs. Dave
johnson with the house work.
A few neighbors helped haul lum-
Der from ~Milaca last week flor the
new barn of E. S. Starkenburg The
barn is being put up this week.
Miss Mary Jensen returned home
Saturday from Milaca, where she
spent the past few weeks attending
the summer school.
Mrs. Albert Reibe is quite i'll at
the present writing. We hope she
may speedily recover health.
Willie Peterson of Mi]aca is spend
inga few weeks with his uncle and
aunt, Mr.. and Mrs. M. G. Thorring.
Mrs. W. McDougall of Pease spent
last. week visiting at the Peter Jen-
sen home here. T.. .-...-..f
John Jacobson was adjudged insane
and taken to: Fergus Fall last Tues
day.. .,.r .%..
The Misses Hattie and Minnie Van
Rhee of Milaca autoed out and
called at the Thorring home Friday
afternoon. y. :. =.
A nephew of Mrs. Albert Blocker,
Mr.. Belt, of Illinois was visiting
relatives in this vicinity last week.
Sunday he received a telegram an
nouncing the serious illness of his
wife and he Immediately left for his
home.
A Mr.. Ericsson from near Milaca
spent Sunday here with Peter
Peterson.
A daughter of Rev. Lang of ST..
Paul is spending week at the Chris
Minks home. She arrived Tuesday.
The youngest child of Adolph
Minks accidentally swallowed some
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fly poison last Saturday morning.
Mrs. Minks had forgotten to take it
off of the window sill after the little
fellow was up and around. A doc
tor was summoned Immediately and,
although the little fellow was very
sick for while, he is all right now.
Lesson-don't use the poison if there
are children about. There are paper
rolls to be bought that can hang out
of the little ones reach and to which
a goodly number of flies can stick,
and consequently die. Use every
other means to get rid of the flies
except poisons:
Mrs. Peter Norman and daughter,
Nellie, of Little Falls, came here
Thursday and are spending a week
with the Norman and ,Wicklund FAM
lilies. Mr.. Norman took them to
Spencer Brook Saturday and they
visited with old time friends there
over Sunday.
Miss Annie Anderson arrived from
the cities Tuesday and will spend a
months vacation with her parents,
Mr.. and Mrs. Andrew Anderson.
The different members Of school
boards who attended the meeting at
Milaca, Friday, feel themselves we'll
repaid for the time spent in meet
ing with the professors, teachers
and fellow board members.
The Christian Endeavor meeting
will be held at lis p. m., Sunday,
as Rev. G. Larson will be here and
hold preaching services at s O'Clock.
Mrs. Jump will lead the G. E. meet
ing. Topic, ''The Courage Verse. "
Text, Josh. l:9. All come if pos
sible.
An ice cream social will be held on
G. Jumps lawn near the school
house in district II, next Tuesday
evening. Ice cream and cake will be
served by the Christian Endeavor
society. Not free of charge, how
ever. Another egg is wanted in our
nest to hold the money needed for a
place of worship. Everybody well
come.
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Stops Neuraleia-Kills Pain.

Sloan's Eminent gives Instant
relief from neuralgia or sciatica. 1t
goes straight to the painful part
soothes the nerves and stops the
pain. It is also good for rheuma-
tism, sore throat, chest pains and
sprains. You don't need to rub-it
penetrates. Mr.. J. r.. Swinger,
Louisville, KY, writes: II suffered
with quite severe neuralgia head
ache for four months without any
relief. I used Sloan's Liniment for
two or three nights and haven't
suffered with my head since.'' Get
a bottle today. Keep in the house
all the time for pains and all hurts.
25c., SOC, and 81, at your druggist.
Bucklen's Arnica Salve for all Sores.
Advertisement.
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ZIMM ERMAN.

Among the passengers on the
down train Tuesday were Mrs. D.
D. Leonard of Blue Hill, Gertrude
Olson of Orrock and R. F.. Brown,
J. W. Mallory, Emil Hayek and Mrs.
Earl Tiff of this place. .%
Fred Truax and family of St. Paul,
who have been visiting at Charles
lifts, returned home Monday.
Their visit was shortened by the
illness of their baby.
Geo. Blanchett autoed in from
Elk River Monday. Mrs. Rubeck re-
turned with him for a short visit.
Mrs. Geo. Mankins left on Satur-
day for Litchfeld to join her hus-
band.
J. E. Cohoes drove over to Rock
ford the latter part of the week for
his family and returned with them
by auto.
The Swedish Aid society met Mon
day with Mr.. and Mrs. E. Newstrom.
There were quite number present
although the day was very warm.
Agnes Ekdahl came up from Min
neapolis on Monday.
J. W. Mallory shipped a carload Of
cattle and sheep Tuesday. T.
W. F. Kettelhodt nearly lost his
house by fire last Saturday evening.
An. auto passing by noticed the
blaze and after going past the house
returned to find an oil stove had ex-
ploded and the family, all unaware,
were sitting outside in the cool of
the evening. After applying good
supply of sand and water it was
soon extinguished, leaving some
badly smoked rooms.
The report is that the Malm-Iliff
Land Co. have sold the John M.
Cook farm to Mr.. John S. Atwater
of Auburn, New York.
We wish to take this means of
thanking our friends and neighbours
who kindly assisted us during the
illness of our beloved husband and
father, and especially the members
of the l. O. O. T. and M. W. A.
lodges for their assistance as we'll as
their beautiful floral offerings. Mrs.
n. B. Neumann and children.
Mrs. W. r. Hurtt is entertaining
her sister, Mrs. McCloud, of Empire.
The ball game at Milaca Sunday
between Milaca and Zimmerman was
won by the latter. The score was 4
to 3. The boys are in high praise Of
their treatment by the Milaca nine,
whose umpire was very impartial,
even favoring our boys if anything.
Mr.. and Mrs. Nash, accompanied
by G. ". Peabody, Mrs. Burger and
Miss Iva Fenner, autoed to Clear
water on Wednesday to visit Mr..
Harrington and family. :,
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Of the Zion church attended the
Mission services held in Crown on
Sunday. z
Mr.. and Mrs. Oscar Weir Of St.
Paul, Mrs. Chas. Weeks and Mrs.
Fred Manke visited friends and rela-
tives in this vicinity on Thursday
and Friday.
Eighteen of Miss Vivian Book.
ovens little friends surprised her on
Thursday: it being her eleventh
birthday anniversary A picnic din.
ner consisting Of ice cream, cake,
lemonade and sandwiches was en-
joyed in the grove. Games we're
played and an enjoyable time was
had by all. NJ
Ernest Bernett called at Marion
Caters on Friday evening.
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ole Farm Preside.
Gleanings by Oar Country
Correspondents. $500.
SPENCER BROOK.

Mrs. F. E. McKenney of Bradford
spent a few days of last week at
Maurice Thompson l.
Sunday school next, Sunday at
Prescott's school house, Everybody
invited. l ,pa:
Rev. Larson of Princeton spoke to
large audience at the school house
last Sunday evening. We all enjoy
hearing Mr.. Larson, who is doing a
great work as Sunday school mission
airy. "
Mrs. R. S. Chapman of Princeton
has been visiting Mrs. James Nc
Kenzie. .-'-
A large number of people from
this vicinity spent Sunday at Green
lake.
DR.. Woman was called last week
for Miss Anna Lund, who is suffer-
ing from rheumatism. Last re-
ports were that Miss Anna was i'm
proving.
Many of the summer school girls
have returned home to spend the
rest of their vacation.
Miss Collins, who has been con-
fined to her wheel chair for several
years, was out for ride last week.
We hope to see her out real often.
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BLUE HILL.

Miss Claribell Fullwiler returned
to Blue Hill last week after spending
several weeks with her sister in
North Dakota. 80.
Chas. Speichall of Anoka county
spent Sunday visiting his son at VIM.
Newman's.
Henry Marpe and wife of Princeton
spent Sunday with their daughter,
Mrs. VIM. Newman. = .=S.
Willie Van Kleek spent Sunday
with Orrin Brande.
Mr.. and Mrs. Glenn Leonard and
son, Richard, and Mr.. and Mrs.
Fred Borneke were Sunday visitors
at Chas. Brande's.
Fred Murphy has laid off his road
crew and gone home to do his hay
ing and harvesting. -: g..
John South and wife visited at
Hartman Camps Saturday evening.
Hartman Camp delivered cattle in
Princeton on Monday.
The annual Sunday school conyen-
tion was held at the church last Fri
day afternoon. There was quite a
good attendance for such busy
time of the year. Four Sunday
schools were represented namely,
Zimmerman, Orrock, Blue Hill and.
Battle Brook: The solos given by
Mrs. Nicholson and daughter Of Zim-
norman, Mrs. G. Larson of Princeton
and Miss Helen Swearinger were. ap-
preciated by all. At the close of the
meeting the Blue Hill ladies served
refreshments consisting of lemonade
and cake.
Mrs. VIM. Chisholm returned home
from Milaca on Saturday, where she
had spend the past three weeks with
her daughter, Mrs. E. wager. "a
Mr.. and Mrs. Albert Hermanson
are the proud parents of a baby girl.
born July 81. ~
Aleck Belair of St. Paul is visiting
relatives and friends in Blue Hill.
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OPSTEAD.

We are now enjoying ~ weather
of the torrid zone. .:.
Confirmation exercises were held
at the Norwegian Lutheran church
last Sunday. ...
Mission meetings we're held at the
Baptist church Saturday and Sunday.
The school board attended the
board convention at Milaca last week.
The Ahlbergs are enjoying a visit
from their daughter and her family
this week.
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Oscar SWedberg and daughter, Lin
ME and David Her, Ruth Hanson
and Sam Cooper were entertained at
the Hofferbert home on Sunday.
VIM. McLarenN Of Milaca has the
agency for the Fergus Falls Wooden
Mills and was seen in this vicinity
last week..
Mrs. H. D. Jones left on Tuesday
Of last week for Carlton for an ex-
tended visit with relatives and
friends. -,
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u u Il y u u u Il II II II u #R# y II SR
evening with Mr.. and Mrs. Clarence

evening with Mr.. and Mrs. Clarence
Young. .:5',=:.: :4>s -:
Many of the young people here at
tended the young peoples gathering
at Mathison's of Freer on. Sunday
afternoon. -: 81.
Miss Ella Gorder attended the
dance at Long Siding on Saturday
evening.
Fred Dedrich intends to leave here
soon. We will be sorry to- have him
go and wish him success in his new
home.
Mrs. Rudolph Lueck called on Mrs.
Gorder Sunday morning. ~:
Clayton Pitmon was a guest at
Olson's Wednesday evening.
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BRIGHTON.

Miss lilly Crepeau spent Sunday
with Miss Tillie Greenwood.
Misses Olive and Allie Saxon and
Emery Greenwood and Robert Nc
MINI visited with Mr.. and Mrs. VIM.
Greenwood Sunday evening.
Miss Sophie Thompson is dress
making for Mrs. Napoleon Dejarlais
this week.
Mrs. Redmond called on Mrs. Ar
thur Shaw Friday evening.
Miss Esther Olson spent Sunday
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VINELANp.:

| Supt. and Mrs. Guy Ewing and
Mr.. and Mrs. A. E. Hayes of Prince.
ton spent Sunday here. ).
Mrs: Rhodes and daughter of Fort
Atkinson, Wis.,, are here for, "a
weeks outing. 49,.
Mr.. and Mrs. W. E. Weide of ST..
Paul are here visiting at their sum-
mer home for few days.
Fred Mckay and A. P. Jorgensen
autoed to the twin cities Saturday,
returning Tuesday.
District Superintendent NJ. P.
Burns, of the Duluth conference of
the M. E. church, conducted services
here last Sunday.
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BOGUS BROOK AND RoReHoLM.

Miss Edith Crumm is enjoying
vacation with home folks from her
duties at Book.
Mr.. Scotthorn was called to the
city on Tuesday morning by the SER
ious illness of his wife. Hopes are
entertained for her speedy recovery.
Everybody is busy cutting crops
and haying. Everything looks fine
since the rain.
Religious meetings are being held
in districts IA and % by two lady
missionaries. The sermons are fine
and draw a goodly crowd. :
Mr.. and Mrs., Harland of Spring
Valley visited from Thursday to
Monday with their son, Leonard.
Giles Ellsworth is enjoying visit
from his brother of Minneapolis.
Mrs. M. Hodges and daughter,
Elizabeth, of Sioux City, Ia, are here
visiting at the Thos. Dack home.
Mr.. Schields of Spring Valley came
up on Monday to visit with his son,
Raleigh, and to look over the coun-
try.
Albert Peterson came up from
Minneapolis on Saturday to visit
over Sunday with home folks. He
returned Monday.
G. H. Foss, the Mi]aca land agent.
was seen in this vicinity on Sunday.
The condition of VIM. Lord is still
critical, but we all hope for the bet
ter soon.
Mr.. and Mrs. Emery Crumm and
family, Mr.. and Mrs. Vern Row.
land and family, Mr.. and Mrs. Albin
Swenson and daughter, MIR. and Mrs.
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a strono Hint.

MY dear fellow. you rich men are
lucky. Here when you want a coun-
try home you have all kinds of sites
about you y
Yes, including parasites Baltimore
American.
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Mans lnhumanity.

And what do you think I'd look
best in, George?'' inquired the chatter
ing wife at the recess Of three hour
talk on clothes.
In coma, darling" replied George,
he having secured his hat.-New York
Press.
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A Condition:

A Condition. :...- =.
Geraldine will marry you on one
condition.
Gerald-And what IS that?
Geraldine That, our marriage shall
not be allowed to interrupt our friend
sh1p.-Judge. ~a
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II say, old man, do you belieye in
metamorphosis|
II certainly do. l once owned an au-
;omobile." -
II fail to see the connection"
well, it turned ,turtle."-St Louis
Globe-Democrat. ~