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Cresco plain dealer. (Cresco, Howard County, Iowa) 1913-1945, 1914-10-30
Wedding Anniversary.

A pleasant surprise was planned for
Mr.. and Mrs. Charles Mackenburg on
Friday evening, October 23rd, in honor
of their l4th wedding anniversary.
About twenty. five friends gathered at
the house and took Mr.. and Mrs. Mack
enburg to the w. o w. hall where the
rest of the crowd had gathered and
spent the evening in dancing and card
playing. During the evening, Mr..
Otto G. Peterson addressed them in a
few well chosen words, and in behalf
of those present presented them with
q beautiful dining table. At midnight
q bountiful picnic supper was served;
q delicious wedding cake being made
for the occasion by Mrs. Thomas Conry.
Those who donated and nearly all of
whom were present we're: Will Mack
enburg, John Mackenburg, Ernest
Hoppe, Max Knuth, Carl Schultz, John
Miller, Guy Humphrey, Philip Schmidt,
Herman Mackenburg, Martha Thuerk,
Lee Bloomenrader, Herman Parchman,
Ed Miller, Jim McIntire, Albert Mack
enburR. Charley Haas, o. G. Peterson,
Andrew Smith, John Rakow, Alfred
Knuth. Howard Benson, John Schultz,
Chris. Evert, VIM. Kiaffke. Andrew
Singer. Thomas Conry. Chas. Schultz,
Willie Schultz, Albert Schultz, Delphia
Miller. Josie Henke, Ed Weaken, Ed
Wilkin, John Ophdahl, Earl Dove, l..
n. Cole. Raymond Mackenburg. Geo:
Mackenburg, Joe Steinmetz, Will and
Carrie Volkering, Will Kach. Albert
Kach, Genus Miller, Edmund Pollitt,
c. Porter, Joseph korbel.
Cresco plain dealer. (Cresco, Howard County, Iowa) 1913-1945, 1914-10-30
The Biz Builalng Bee Date Changed.

The date set for the Big Tabernacle
Building Bee was November 3rd, and
that il election day, and some want to
be elected and others want to help
them do it. So the Bee has been moved
along day, Wednesday, November 4th.
We can tell how it happened % We
boost the Tabernacle into place. Every
man and boy with hammer, who can
drive 4 nail 10 invited and expected.
The ladies' of the churches will serve q
free dinner for the worknen. Come
along men, let's put Cresco on the map
in q building stunt Be at the lots
west of the Telephone Office at z a. N.
or rs soon as possible. If you can't
stay but three hours, come along. That
will help. Join the 100 volunteers, now.
Everybody will enjoy the big chorus
of 100 voices under the leadership of q
master. Barnard Vessey is splendid
leader, ard you will enjoy hearing him
sing as we'll as the chorus. Let the
boys ard girls over fifteen, and every
man and woman who sings at all plan
to join the chorus and get the profit
and enjoyment out of it. Rehearsal
Thursday evening, November 18th, at
the Tabernacle.
Cresco plain dealer. (Cresco, Howard County, Iowa) 1913-1945, 1914-10-30
BIGALK,

Wi)helmine Augusre Amalie Halweg
was born at Manistee, Mich: Jan. rs,
1876. Shortly after her birth she
moved with her parents, Mr.. and Mrs.
Theo. Halweg to Howard county. Ia,
where she has resided ever since. At
the age of ID she was confirmed in the
Evangelical Lutheran faith at Gran.
ger, MINI. by the Rev. w. Noting.
She remained steadfast in that faith to
the end. On Sept. %, 1897. she was
united in marriage to William I.
Bigalk. Three children blessed that
union, who with her husband remain to
mourn her departure. They are La
Verne, Arthur and Alvin. Besides
these, there are her father and mother,
three snsters, Mrs. Glen Holcomb,
Cresco; Mrs. e W. Schiling, Webster
CITY. Ia, and Miss Ottilie Halweg,
Cresco, and four brothers, Arthur.
Wykoff, Mimi, Otto and Ernst, of
Cresco, and Robert, of Tulsa, Okla.
About year ago she had an opera
ton and rallied from this, but her
health was impaired and she never
regained her usual health. She failed
steadily until on the afternoon of the
23rd of October, she went to her just
reward. All that loving hands could
do was done to alleviate her pains and
cheer her lonely hours. She always
prayed that the Lord might soon call
her to Him. A loving wife and moth.
er, and true daughter and sister has
departed from US, but not to be forgot.
ten. Her true Christian life is an
example of love and kindness to all.
CARD OF THANKS.
We wish to thank our friends and
neighbors for all the loving kindness,
and for the beautiful floral offerings
during the time of her sickness and
the death of our wife and mother,
daughter and sister, Amalie.
w. T. BIGALK AND FAMILY.
THEO. HALWEG AND FAMILY.
Cresco plain dealer. (Cresco, Howard County, Iowa) 1913-1945, 1914-10-30
OBITUARY
GAGER.

Alvina Herbertine eager, only daugh'
born October Is, 1868, in Orleans Town
ship, Winneshiek County, Iowa.
When about Is years of age, she
united with the NJ. E. church at what
is known as the Morgan church on the
Ridgewav charge. She was an earnest,
true hearted Christian, always willing
to serve in the work of the upbuilding
of the Masters Kingdom.
Some years ago, Immediately after
her mothers death, she moved to Cres-
co with her father for whom she was
homekeeper until stricken by the
malady which was the occasion of her
death.
She leaves to mourn her departure,
her aged father, one brother, Wesley
eager, and numerous other relatives
and friends. She departed this life,
October 22nd, after a lingering illness.
Funeral services. conducted by Revs:
Kerwin and Gammons, were conducted
at her home, Saturday, October Oath,
1T 1 o'clock. Burial was in Oak Lawn.
CARD OF THANKS.
We desire to return our most sincere
thanks to the many neighbors and
friends who so kindly assisted Us dur
ing the long illness of our daughter and
sister, and for their sympathy and
assistance after her death.
N. EAGER.
WESLEY eager.
Cresco plain dealer. (Cresco, Howard County, Iowa) 1913-1945, 1914-10-30

In Iowa taxes have practically doub-
led in the last four years and If Cover.
nor Clarke and his associates on the
republican licked are re- elected in all
probability will be again doubled in the
next two years. Taxpayers through
out the state, irrespective of politics,
should vote for John I. Hamilton AMI
the democratic state ticket, who are
pledged to economy ard not extrava-
renee. A word TO the wise is sufficient.
The Washington times., 1914-03-22
Evening Services in the Churches

"THE PASSOVER CHRsT"The Rev. John Ensor Calvary
Church. Fourteenth and Fifteenth streets north
TRAGEDY OF QUEENThe Rev W. Wedderspoon Foundry
Church. Presidents and Church street northwest
THE KILLED"Dr James shera Montgomery Metro
pon John Marshall place and
northwest
"HAs MAN THROW HIMSELF AwAY'-The Rev. A.
Waugh Church Third and streets northeast 7:so
Christ AND OUR pLEAsUREs-1he Rev. Union
Pennsylvania avenue northwest
O'clock
"BAcKsLDERs"-The Rev. Bam E. Church. Fourth
streets southeast,
PAUL AT JERUsALEM-rhe Grace M E. Church.
and streets P.
REED PEACE-The Rev. J. T. Stocking fn
Congregational Church. Tenth and streets northwest 8 p M
LFEs REFusALsThe Rev. Clarence A. Vincent Mt Pleasant c0ns
gaiona Church. Fourteenth street.
DOWNS OF Y0UTH'-rhe Rev. John Briggs ftn
Baptist Church. 7:4spm.
list Church Thrty-frst streets northwest
THAT DEcEIvER"The Rev. Dr. Muir Temple Baptist Church.
.ANswERs OF MINUTE MEN-rhe Frank, Buffalo,
Baptist the Presidents and Columbia road
JERICHO RoADThe Rev. John Ball. Metropolitan Baptist
Church Sixth and streets northeast, 7:4s m
"A BIG WASHING ION PEoPLE"The Rev. E. He7
Centennial Baptist Church. Eighth and Eye streets northeast
WHAT WILL LAST cHRIs11ANIrYTh sewan New
Presidents Corcoran northwest
THE MODERN MoHAMMEDAN AFRIcA"The JO.
eph Kelley, Church. Thirteenth and Faimon
THE LIFE n lines OF MOSES: THE DEl1vERANcE
Church the Covenant Connecticut
P.
THE SINGING sHoEMAKER"-The Radcliffe York
Church. New York and Thirteenth streets
northwest, m.
CHRISTIAN op1IMIsMr-The Rev. C. Palmer Washington Heights
Columbia
Williams st. Anhonys
Church, BrookIand,
THE ULTIMATE oUEsroN-1he Rev. Paul Hekok Metropolitan
Presbyterian al streets southeast m.
E. Westminster NJ Church,
Seventh street southwest m
FEThe Rev. Henry Brundage lexington Presbter
ian Church, m
Herbert St Thomas
Episcopal Eighteenth Dupont circle p. N.
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d. Larf-1Za.

nuestra saIud; pero mas lmportante eS
precavernos. Una adecusda ]precauci6n
vale mas que todos los sistemas de Gu
raci6n combinados. Mi sistema no so
10 curay conserva la salud, sine ensena
los medios para precaversede las enfer-
medades. La distgncia no es IN impe-
dimento, he ayudado a muchas personals
sin c~onocerlas nj baberlas visto jamas.
Tengo en- mi poder infinidad de testimo-
MOS, que mandar6 con gusto a quien
los solicite-
La prensa. [volume] (San Antonio, Tex.) 1913-1962, 1914-05-07

A. Herndndez, -GonzdLez, Te-
.roz.-Ya en- una de las pasadas
ediciones de LA PRENSA nos
referimos a csc tic. Machetear
sobre ell mismo asunto es
darle mucha importancia.
?. V.-Skene, MjSs-El asunto
a que listed Sc refere es de los
que solo Sc arreglan por Ia via
judicial. Publicarlo seria hacer
mayor ell escandalo.
Margarita L.-San Bernardo
no. ideas sobre sufragismo
nos parecen p6simas, Creemos
que es mejor que Sc dedique u.s.
ted al caIcetiniSmo.
/. G.-Ciudod. NADIA pode-
mos aconsejarle en- csc negoclo.
Creemos, sin embargo, que es
mejor que procure listed ARE
glarlo particularmente.
Rupert0. Austin, Teas. Son
tantos los latosOs como listed que
cometen versos y nos los mandan
para su publicidad, que proOa-
blemente dentro de POGO nj en-
esta secci6n nos ocuparemos de
ellos. Una cosa es buScar ell mo
do de aprender algo, cscrlblendc
uno que otro parrafejO, y otrs
hacer mamarrachos y querer
fuerza que Sc publiQuen. Hasts
luego.-
Ines JuramjLIo--Su COMPOSE
ci6n po6tica nos parece bastantf
buena, y la guardamos para pu
blicarla p~r6ximamente.
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Municiones ~decomisadas

A fines de la semana pasada
fue detenido en- Galveston un mi
lion de cartuchos para rifle, con-
signados a las fuerzas rebeldes
que operan en- la frontera de Me-
xico, y seran devueltos a los IA
bricantes.
Con motive de la reciente pro-
hibici6n de introducir armas y
municiones a Mexico, las autorl-
dades del puerto estan ejercien-
do Ia mas extricta ~vigilancia pa
ra detener TODD articulo de esq
cIase, coasignado a las euerz2s
d. Carr-Aza.
La prensa. [volume] (San Antonio, Tex.) 1913-1962, 1914-05-07
Aclaracion.

Ell Sr. Juan A. Alvarez, de es-
ia ciudad, nos ha escrito una car
ia, encargandonos hacer saDer
a sus amigos Y al p1blico en- ge-
neral, que made tiene cue yer con
ell individuo que lleva 81 mlsmo
nombre y que fgura en- Ell men
safe que I'm grupo do mexico
texanos dirigieron la semana pa
sada al Presidente Wilson DIRE
ci6ndole sus s~eryicios en- case de
guerra con Mexico. Ell indlVl-
duo de referencia Sc frma Juan
A. Alvarez, y agrega que @l es
mexicano de Eacimiento y es
completamente ineXscto que ha-
va frmado tai mensaje.
Quedan obsequiados los deseos
del Sr. Alvarez.
-Tambi6n nueStro correspon-
sal de Austin, Texas, dice que
ell Sr. Isidro Montalvo no debe
fgurar en- la lista de los indivi-
duos de nuestra raZa, que con
igual objeto Sc dlrigieron al Co.
bernador Colquitt. Conste.
La prensa. [volume] (San Antonio, Tex.) 1913-1962, 1914-05-07
Extractos de Testimonies:

Prof. NJ. c. Martinez. Caro- senior
MIC: No halo pa
La prensa. [volume] (San Antonio, Tex.) 1913-1962, 1914-05-07
T~rabajadores mexicanos

Uno de nuestros buenos sus-
criptores de San Angelo, Texas,
nos escribe respecto q las Difficult
tades que estan surgiendo entire
los contratistas de Ia via del Fe-
rrocarril Urbano de San Angelo
V los trabaiadoreg americanos,
que quieren Sc les prefera con
csc trabaio, a 10 que Sc niegan
en- parte los contratistas, pues un
trabaiador mexicano, por $1.7o.
trabaja diez horas diarias y los
americanos cobran &.0U. y solo
trabajan ocho horas.
Los americanos insisten en- que
a ellos Sc les debe dsr lapreferen
cia Y andan Hacienda toda clase
de esfuerzos por conseguirlo, con
10 que dejaran sin trabajo a todoS
los mexicanos de San Angelo.
Por 10 pronto, uno de los con-
tratistas ha caneelado su contra
to Dor Greer que Sc perjudicaria
81 aumenta los salaries y rebaJa
do IN q g las h0ras de tra5ajO.
La prensa. [volume] (San Antonio, Tex.) 1913-1962, 1914-05-07

haSta que agobla~
doEde padecer tu-
We ,conocimientOs
de sus maravillo-
sas curas y decidf
~cOnsultarlo. Hoy
me e~ncuentrO bue-
no y sano y por 10
tanto TO- recomien-
La prensa. [volume] (San Antonio, Tex.) 1913-1962, 1914-05-07
Dectificacion

Uno de nuestros suscriptores
nos dice quesno es verdad que
Isidro Gonzalez, haya sido con-
denado por ell Juez de Distrito de
Oakville, a If a cumplir su SEN
tencia a la Penitenciaria de este
Estado, lamentando que Sc nos
comuniquen falsas informacio-
mes de csc punto. Trasladamos
esta rectifcaci6n a los interesa-
dos.
LA PRENSA publica todas las
noticias tai como son, sin ''ha-
cerle la barba" a nadie
La prensa. [volume] (San Antonio, Tex.) 1913-1962, 1914-05-07

L. Ramfrez.-E PaSo.-jQue
nos importa a nosotros que esa
chica no 10 quiera? Els vez de
lamentarse Quitandonos ell ITEM
DO con sus tonterias, embriague-
Sc Y toque en- su violin "El Aban-
donado'' debajo de I'm sauz To-
ron. Despues echele la visual a
otra, que al cabo ell mundo esta
repleto de mujeres.
T. C.-BeuumOnt, Teas. No
podemos, nj aun pagandonos, pu-
blicar su escrito en- LA PREM
SA, por tratarse de ataques a
Ia vida privada de esa Srita.
J. R.-Ciudad. -Su articulo
no 10 publicamos porquc parece
que esta escrito con los pies. Mas
claro no canta IN gallo.
Manuel Orona.- Vanderbilt,
Tercs. -Encargue listed al ad-
ministrador de correos que no lie
entregue sd correspondence a
nadie. Ash es probable que no
Sc lie vueIva a eXtraviar e. pc
ri6dico.
ManueIa P.-Ciudad-No pc,
demos aconsejarle ell m9dio de
deshacerse de su suegra, porque
hay muchos de que echar mano.
Probablemente ell mejor es decIa'
rarla, como v~Ulgarmente Sc dl,
&c, perro de rabia, y hacer que
la lleven al manicomi,. No Sc
nora, por ningun motive; ell con-
sejo no lie cuesta IN solo centa.
vo
w ,y r..
"y'S' TLo
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Illus Ge 'I'I"' Io-i FuG ~ C'-l-->
~1o5o :Doro ,,,5 ros+o g., ,,;oI,
:: 49, a. ao~o. ~ n9oI ,~o+oo
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Correspondence del
publico.

c. F. F. MartindaIe, va de
cuentos de curas estamos hasta
ell copete. Esas cosas pueden
arreglarse en- ell mismo lugar de
los hechos, con una contestacl6n
de esas que arrancan ell pedazo o
con una tunda de mojicones. FL
peri6dico necesita ahora espaclo
para las cosas de Ia guerra.
MericQuos de Arizona. Que
dense acostados, pues todavia no
ha sonado la bora, como ustedes
dicen. En- cuanto a Escajeda
pues Els. ..jeda y con ESQ es-
ia dicho TODD.
g.. 7. II. C.-New BrG1mJels.--
No damos entrada a su escrito
Dor falta de espacio. En- cuanto
a 10 de que ustedes no pensaban
armar IN mitote, va 10 S be TODD
ell mundo, por haberse presenIa-
do a las autoridades de csc lugar
a manifestarlO asi.
A. c. Jm6nez. -Baltin9er. Ese
peri6dico a que listed Sc refere
esta va tan desprestigiado, que
nj la pena vale ocuparse de el.
En- cuanto a sus opiniones sobre
Huerta y Carranza nos parecen
tan acertadas, que no vacilamos
en- felicitarlO por su buen juiclo.
An6nimo. Manor, TerGS. -
En- ell case a que listed Sc refiere
cast salen sobrando los consoles,
Cada quien debe obrar segun st
10 aconseian su dignidad Y su pa
triotismo.
E ZdrrogG. New Brautels
No nos extrana que haya tea
tros donde Sc separe a los meXi
caros de los amaricanos : Sc le;
c0hre mas. Lo cue s. nos cans:
ir1irroci6n ps one aIrrrc~ q,
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HONOR ALA CIENCIA.
UR famOsO Sabio De Chicago Ofrece
Su Nuevo Metodo Gratis a TOdes
Los Hombres De5iles Y GastadOs.
URACEeNEsssMARAvILLOsAs Sc HAGEN
-TODOS LOS DIAS.-

Ell tempo de los c~uranderos y de los charlatanes es una cosa
del pasado. Es I'm hecho que el hombre que sutre de alguna de
las plagas del siglo Xxx tiene forzosamente que mirar a Ia Glen
cia m6dca moderna para su salvac6n. HemOs rubicado IN Il
bro utulado "Confesiones Secretas' que, aunque basado en- los
Gltimosa delantos de Ia cenca- esa escrto en- terminus serci-
Hos Y e~ntendibIes por todos. Este ibrito cue da informes de
verdadero m6rito al hombre agoblado por el s1trmiento Sc man
da gratis a Quen 10 soLicite con "a esperanto de que lie sea de
utiidad.
NuestrO M6dico Director, adem&s de distribuir grattuamente
eta vaiosa obrita tambi6n ofreee Gar gratis una muestra de 81
m~araviuOsot raanientO para el combatimieto radical de Ia de-
bIidad sexual, iaS afeCcOneS de los 0rganOS gentO-urlnarloS,
reunatismo. imparezas de Ia sangre, d~es6rdenes del est6mago
E higado Y especiahmente para la restauraci6n del sistema ner-
voso gastado.
Lo Gnico que I'd. tene que haeer para recibr TODD este gra-
It's, es marcar con una () los Sfntomas Intermediates que I'd.
sufra de las nOmbradas en- el cupon de a0aJo y maldarlo en- una
carta dirijida a noSotrOS.
Esto no 10 compromete a I'd. en- NADIA con nosotros. 81
I'd. quere someterse a nueStro tratamlento regular, solo una
suma modesto Sc lie cobrara:
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do a la humanidad
doliente.'' MA
,~peRdence, Kansas.
inez pa
decide nj hija,
Candelaria Casias,
de una enferme-
dad tan penosa,
despues de la vo-
luntad Divina y
sus tratamientos
de I'd ahora Sc
siente en- completa
salud. Incluso ha-
lara Su retrato V
La prensa. [volume] (San Antonio, Tex.) 1913-1962, 1914-05-07
Vol6 al cielo.

Ell 20 de Abril Ultimo faI!eci6
entire Pinos Wells Y Abo, N. N.
ell nino Victor, de aho y medic
de edad, hijo del ST.. Francisco
Saavedra Y de 81 esposa. Dona
Francisquita G. de Saavedra.
Mandamos nuestro sentido pc
same a los afiigidos padres del
angelic, que residen en- Las NJ
trias, n. M.
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labras con que eX-
presar mi agrade-
cimiento hacia I'd.
por su t~ratamiento
pues hace cinco a.
nos que 20 sufria
de IN dolor y aho-
"a me e%ncuentro en-
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buena salud V doy

w. II. UC ESIdHs
Lythe- Tex. gracias q Dios y a
I'd. por haberme sanado. MERCEDES
HERNANDEZ DE FELAN. Lythe, Texas.
Prof. NJ. C. Martinez.--Fui agobis-
do por ell espacio de siete meses y dias
de una terrible gonorrea y muchos es-
pecialistaS me trataron sin reSultado
The St. Mary banner. (Franklin, Parish of St. Mary, La.) 1889-1931, 1914-03-07
EourFooted Poultry.

A certain old man In the Wynchope
settlement, named Buckley, was ex-
ceedingly fond Of "big words" He
was riding his horse over the country
one bright spring day, apparently In
tent on some important business.
Whenever he met anybody, he grave
ly asked: Have you seen anything of
any stray poultry today? I've lost
mine, and am hunting it." When they
told him NO. he would proceed on
his way.
After spending several hours in
what seemed to be a vain search, he
at last rode to the door Of farm
house and called: "Hello!" A lady
came to the door. and doffing his hat
very politely, the old man inquired If
she had noticed and stray poultry
'round?"
After a moments thought the wom-
an told him she had seen no chickens.
"Oh," he replied tits my hogs that
I've lost-not my chickens. YOUTHS
Companion.
The St. Mary banner. (Franklin, Parish of St. Mary, La.) 1889-1931, 1914-03-07
STOMACH MISERY
GAS. INDIGESTION
~Pape's Diapepsin'' fixes sick,
sour, gassy stomachs in
five minutes.

Time It! In five minutes all stomach
distress will CO. No indigestion, heart
burn, sourness or belching OF gas, acid.
or quotations of undigested food, no
dizziness, bloating, or foul breath
Papes Diapepsin is noted for III
speed in regulating upset stomachs.
It is the surest, quickest and most Ger.
tain indigestion remedy In the whole
world. and besides 1t is harmless.
Please for your sake. get a large
fifty-cent case of Pape's Diapepsin
from any store and put your stomach
right Don't keep on being miserable
life is too short-you are not here
long, SO make your stay agreeable.
Eat what you like and digest 1t; en-
10y It, without dread Of rebellion In
the stomach.
Pape's Diapepsin belongs In your
home anyway. Should one Of the fam
lily eat something which don't agree
with them, or in case of an attack OF
Indigestion, dyspepsia, gastritis or
stomach arrangement at daytime or
during the night, It is handy to give
the quickest relief known. Adv.
The St. Mary banner. (Franklin, Parish of St. Mary, La.) 1889-1931, 1914-03-07
SAGE TEA AND SULPHUR
DARKENS YOUR GRAY HAIR
Look Years Younger! Try Grandma's
Recipe Of Sage and Sulphur
and Nobody Will Know

Almost everyone knows that Sage
Tea and Sulphur, properly compound
ed, brings back the natural color and
lustre to the hair when faded, streaked
or gray; also ends dandruff, itching
scalp and stops falling hair. Years
ago the only way to get this mixture
was to make it at home, which Is
mussy and troublesome.
Nowadays we simply ask at any
drug store for "Wyeth's Sage and Sui
phur Hair Remedy" You will get a
large bottle for about so cents. Every
body uses this old. famous recipe, be-
cause no one can possibly tell that
you darkened your hair, as it does it
so naturally and evenly. You dampen
q sponge or soft brush with it and
draw this through your hair, taking
one small strand at time; by morn
ing the gray hair disappears, and
after another application or two, your
hair becomes beautifully dark, thick
and glossy and you look years younger.
ADV,
The St. Mary banner. (Franklin, Parish of St. Mary, La.) 1889-1931, 1914-03-07
Not Altogether Lost.

In the Shakespearean days actors
were classed as rogues and outlaws
Will West, the portly comedian of
1.-THE Doll Girl" thinks that player
folk are bad enough, but not as black
as they are painted. He tells this
story on Dick Burge, the English pugi-
list and actor, who was indicted in
connection with the 100000 Liverpool
bank robbery.
Burge was on the witness stand.
II understand" said the Judge,
that you are an actor"
Burge blushed, swallowed convul-
sively and hesitated.
mo, you honor" he stammered;
"only a thief"
The St. Mary banner. (Franklin, Parish of St. Mary, La.) 1889-1931, 1914-03-07
Water on the Brain.

Apropos Of railroads recent omis-
sion of the usual dividend, Thomas w.
Lawson said at luncheon in Boston:
"Watered stock Is at the base of all
our financial troubles. Our ideal of
financier In the past seemed to be
good stock waterer."
Mr.. Lawson brought his fist down
on the table vehemently.
II WISH" he said, that retributive
Justice would overtake some of these
fellows. wish they'd be attacked
with hydrocephalus."
The St. Mary banner. (Franklin, Parish of St. Mary, La.) 1889-1931, 1914-03-07

~ sadly lacking en- the part OF one mother on
On that account had it not been for his acute per-
Abrahs m Blaz, two and a half years old, might
now Be Miss Josepha Lasich two years old. SO far
as records concerned.
Abraham and his mother arrived few days
ago from Warsaw, Russia, and his first step to-
ward American citizenship was to acquire thaI
inevitable American infantile malady-measies
The measles hindered his progress somewhat, for
he was sent to the Ellis Island hospital where he
met for the first time little Josepha Lasch. Jo-
sepha's little sister was very Ill, SO She and her
mother were detained.
Abraham emerged from the measles uncondi'
tionally several days ago. and tie physicians de-
cided that he could his clothes and pre-
pare to leave the island. At the same time little
Josepha awoke and asked in her very best
Croatin to be dressed. Coincidentally. something
attention of the nurses for moment SO that Abrah