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Newark evening star and Newark advertiser. [volume] (Newark, N.J.) 1909-1916, 1914-12-28

and, without increasing the charges
In any way, they would turn into ths
treasury every year from $1,000, 900
to s100, 100000.
The curse OF the purely business
end OF government is that II is mixed
with politics to the undoing of both
economy and efficiency. The present
Congress, elected on an issue of
economy and pledged to reduce the
cost of government, has been the
most extraYagant In years. It has
played politics with public money IN
til It's responsible leaders have been
compelled 70 protest, and II has
shown so slight an appreciation Of its
financial obliga tons that after voting
extravagant appropriations II flnds It
self compelled to levy a, special tax
TO cover the accommodating Deficit.
ThS German Armada
From the Cleveland Plain Dealer.
It is probable that the German
bombArdment OF Scarborough, Whit
by and Hartlepool was planned to
impress Great Britain with the ne
cessity Of home defense II large
bodies OF men are retained to pro-
tect British shores the expected re-
Endorsements of tho allied Hnes in
France and BELGIUM will be nateri-
ally diminished. II such a policy
results from the Smelling OF the
British towns the Germans will have
had practical return FOR the pow
| der expended.
Only such an indirect benefit can
possibly accrue. There could be no
| definite military advantage in the
Smelling of unfortified towne. The
landing OF an expenditionary force
was not contemplated. Even II such
| an invasion were contemplated. the
Smelling Of defenseless towns would
not facilitate 1t.
But one definite result, by no
m, cams favora i,ia To fY1e Gerrnanri &c
Newark evening star and Newark advertiser. [volume] (Newark, N.J.) 1909-1916, 1914-12-28

the famous Oregon and Olympia OF Spanish war days
moored at dock but both these Will be only senti-
mental memories of past lOrics The navy depart
ment is wise IN not promising exhibition OF dread
noughts except in miniature They may be otherwise
engaged next year
Newark evening star and Newark advertiser. [volume] (Newark, N.J.) 1909-1916, 1914-12-28
HEALTH AND HAPPINESS
By DIR. LEONARD KEENE HIRsHBERG
A. B.. NJ. a., NJ D. John Hopkins.


Surgery Better than Drugs as Cure for
"Rheumstism."
Time was-and 1T is today, as we'll
as yesterday-when.- ninety doctors
and ninety-iiine plain, erring mortale
out Of one hundred called every pain
in Joint, every cricli In the neck,
every ache in tho flesh by that haunt
ing pseudonyn rheumatism" Wiser
heads know at last that there are a
host of nests of bacteria at one spot
or another of your vulnerable anat-
omy which discharge their irritat-
ing poisons hither and thither In your
muscles, joints and marrow bones.
notwithstanding the permanency
Of the rheumatism" delusion each
day a new unraveling of this make
believe mystery places blame where
it Justly belongs. The latest Of these
proves the tonsils guilty once in five
times. the stomach and inteStines
once In ten times, the appendix once
in ten times, the bile bag and gall
stones once in ten, and a multitude
Of other remote spots are equally
dubbed rheumatism"
Obviously, the germs responsible for
such trials and tribulations ranged
the stapllyloccus, to the wicked
demons OF diseases such as tuber-
culosis and. pneumonia.
The bacili OF pneumonia tuber-
culosis, typhoid, tonslllitis, erysipelas.
dandrlff, eczema, boils, pimples, car
buncles, and others have socialisttc
prediction to gather together around
q central point, there to make 1t hot
for tho joints and muscles OF their
unwilling host.
According to the detailed studies OF
DR.. Joseph c.. Beck, of Chicago, the
sites and abiding places OF these
yagrant bacteria are more often than
otherwise TO be found In and about
these centres.
1t follows then, as natural ex-
pectation, that the lame, the halt and
the other deluded sufferers of the
rheumatic" fallacy can only be
brought back to an efficient physique
by throwing physic TO the dogs.
Such afflicted persons. take 1t, VIII
visit first ore specialist and then an
other, march up the hin and then
march down again, before their Z0,VOO
demons of pains are exercised ny
some specialist who finds the precise
rnisdemeanor and makes the surgical
punishment At the crime. ~.
Baekaches, eyeaches, headaches,
tummy aches, elbow aches, knee
aches. sciaticas, neuralgias, neuritis
and the other Arabian Nights of hor-
rorfnl wakefulness may be expected
to cling TO you closer than brother
If you fall 20 take into account that
some disseminating, yet comfortably
situated, bacillus has gathered its
clans together either in your midriiY'
your solar plexus, your ear, mouth
nose, throat or other semi-convertioie
areaway. ~
Newark evening star and Newark advertiser. [volume] (Newark, N.J.) 1909-1916, 1914-12-28

i11asnesia before meals and charcoal
after. Also take two drops OF essence
OF peppermint in water at any Tina
You have that sensation.
NJ. L., Newark. re az 't!}
al My muscles have hurt for
the past three days whenever I move
my arm. What causes this?
2. What will make a person strong
and healthy?
3. Will reading too much harm a
persons health, and strength?
Al. You need more exercise. Use
your muscles more--swin. dance,
join gymnasium and walk great
deal during the day.
2. Plenty of fresh air, pure, whole
some food, lots of water and sum
light and exercise
3. Too much reading will.
j. r. NJ, Newark. ~,
Q-1. have indigestion and some
times a slight dryness In my throat.
What will rid me Of this trouble?
2. Could live on O glass of milk
for my meals and cure the indigestion
by so doing?
Al. Take seven grains Of oxide Of
magnesia before meals and charcoal
after meals. -..
2. Yes, for a short time.
HoBoKEN. H.
Q.--My eyes are very much blood
shot, one more so than the other.
What shall I do?
A. Ulcers Of tho eye-balis, infiam-
nation OF the eyes or eyelids may
cause this. See an eye specialist at
once.
r. II. DUNN, Newark. ~
Q.-What Is cure for quincy sore
throat?" Is It an early stage OF
tuberculosis?
A.-Irrigate the throat with alkaline
antiseptic fluid diluted three times In
water. Quincy infection in the tonsiis
has nothing to do with tuberculosis,
although most any kind of microbe
may cause quincy. The true condi-
tional quincy must be lanced.
Or. Hirshberg will answer questions
for readers of this paper on medical
ny gienic and sanitation subjects that are
of general interest. He will not under
take. to prescribe or offer advice for In
dividual cases, Where the subject IL not
OF general interest letters will he an
swered personally, II q stamped and I'D
dressed envelope Is enclosed. Address all
inquiries to DR.. l.. X. HirshberE, care
this office.
Newark evening star and Newark advertiser. [volume] (Newark, N.J.) 1909-1916, 1914-12-28
Answers to Health Questions

A READER, Newark.
stomach?
2. Sometime ago you spoke Of a
germ destroyer for mucus coliti5.
Al. Take Ave grains each Of
bicarbonate OF soda and oxide Of
rnagnesia before meals and use
chiorate OF potash tooth paste.
2. Take q Bulgaria baciln tablet
before meals and glassful OF milk
boiled from twenty minutes TO one
half hour every three hours. a-
WORRIED" Newark.
Q.-After preparing the followtng
prescription for falling hair, md
that It is e, thick, oily liquid. The
druggist told me that IT would be
necessary to wash my hair after APP
plying IT. 1t makes my hair very
oily Is It harmful?
Resorcin ............. 10 grains
Sulphur lott .......... grains
Balsarn peru ........... 70 dram
Castor oil .............. grains
Oil OF theobrorine =. grains
A.-Clean the hair with, CASTLE soap
after using this preparation once q
day. When you have another guam
tity mixed, use white vaseline In
stead OF oil OF thecbromine and cas-
tor oil.
c. YOUNG. National Park.
OIL suffer greatly from heartburn.
| What will relieve me?
] A-Teke seven grains Of oxide Of
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Go by Contraries

Sillicus-"Women go by contraries. -
Cynicus-"Of course. Women are
called the fair sex, principally be-
cause they are so unfair"
Newark evening star and Newark advertiser. [volume] (Newark, N.J.) 1909-1916, 1914-12-28
To Teach Girls Safety First" Grip ia
Prevent Familiarity at Dances.

PITTSBURGH, Dec. 2s.-Declaring
that III there is one open gate to
the downward path 1t is the unregu-
lated dance hail." Public Safety d.
rector Charles S. Hubbard announces
not only that public dances here are
to be under police supervision, but
that women and girls are to be
taught safety first position which
will prevent familiarity on the floor
Hubbard says he has ascertained
that many high school girls attend
dances of questionable character
while parents suppose they are visit
ing friends.
I'VE plan to have policemen learn
the safety nrst' position" said Hub
bard, so that they will be able to
insist upon 1t at all public dances,
thus obviating the close embrace
which Is one Of the most objection
able features. If girl employs this
safety first grip, or whatever you
wish to call 1t, it will be impossible
for man to take liberties with her
on the dancing floor unless she Wills
If"
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ClaYarness

Tommy-"Pop, what is cleverness ?"
Tommy's Pop-"Cleverness, my
son, is merely not attempting TO do
the things we know we can't"
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Husband Of 90 Charged With Cruelty BY
Young Christmas Bride.
TarrytOwn Must Shave In Viohy to Get
to Church on Time.

TARRYTOWN, N. Y, Dec. 2s.-
Tarrytown went dry yesterday morn
ing. Some time during the night the
automatic check valve at the low SER
vice reservoir froze and so there was
no water in the village.
Hundreds of men could not shave
for church, and In most homes there
was no coffee for breakfast. Many
sent to the drug stores and bought
table water, even vichy, and with
this they made coffee, cooked their
cereal, bathed their faces and shaved.
It was not until noon that the
trouble was discovered, and then
there was great rejoicing. It was the
most trying experience TarrytoWn
has had since the visit OF the I. ".
w. last summer
Newark evening star and Newark advertiser. [volume] (Newark, N.J.) 1909-1916, 1914-12-28
Santa Claus at ChiIdren's Hospital
Stricken With Appendicitis.

WIN <AppcHuiCitiss
NEW YORK, Dec. 28.-Overexertfon
in wrtsgling his great girtf down
narrow chimney brought on an at
tack Of appendicitis on Santa Claus
at the Kings County Chlldren's Hos
pital. An hour after he made his
picturesque entry into the children's
ward Oh Christmas eve, where $50
convalescent and crippled youngsters
had been wheeled to receive him,
pains shot through part of Santa's
anatomy that shook, jelly-like, when
he giggled.
DR.. a. H. Page, Of the hospital
staff, played the unfortunate role. At
the hospital last night 1t was said he
spent part Of Christmas day on the.
operating table. His condition was
reported as favorable.
In the chlldren's ward last night
when prayers were said, petition
for Santa's speedy recovery was
voiced by the little ones.
Newark evening star and Newark advertiser. [volume] (Newark, N.J.) 1909-1916, 1914-12-28
Returning Mourner Is "Corpse" Putting
on Cigar.


JEFFERSON, o., Dec! 2s-Panio
was caused along the road between
Jefferson and Chapel by the spectacle
of what apparently was a corpse
sitting upright in the middle of
hearse and serenely putting a cigar.
The remains" which had INDUCED
In this unseemly performance were
VIII Hodge, of Jefferson. Hodge had
attended the funeral of his aunt, Mrs.
Sarah Stevens, OF Chapel On the
long trip homo after the interment,
Hodge started riding beside the driver
Of the hearse.
The intense cold soon chilled him
to the bone and he obtained permits
sion from the driver to get inside the
glass sided case. Here he soon got
warm, and, to add to the comfort OF
hisjourney, he lighted cigar. Rural
folk along the way were terrified.
Newark evening star and Newark advertiser. [volume] (Newark, N.J.) 1909-1916, 1914-12-28
ODDITIES IN
TODAY'S NEWS
Iciele at Seneca Falls Thirty Feet Long
Weighs 500 Pounds.

AOAVA1 at 6Chplh tekAb AhAENS uUt Lohb
Weighs 800 Pounds.
SENECA FALLS, N. Y, Dec. 2s.-
The biggest icicle in Seneca Tails or
vicinity is on the north side of c. S,
Sanderson's residence in State street.
1t reaches from the roof to the
ground, thirty feet, and is formed Of
two pillars over twelve inches In
diameter 1t is estimated that II
weighs more than 800 pounds.
Husband Of 90 Charged With Cruelty BY
YOuns Christmas Bride.
DALTON, Ga, Dec. 2S.-The seventh
wife OF Uncle Bob Knox, ninety years
old. soldier, poet, farmer and philos-
opher, who became his Christmas
bride, has become dissatisfied with
her bargain and returned to her home
at Lima, Ohio. They adopted the
trial marriage plan, and decided after
a few days that their welded lie was
a failure. Despite the amicable sepa-
ration Mrs. Knox the seventh is said
TO contemplate suit for divorce and
alimony In which she will allege cruel
treatment.
Uncle Bob limited that the boots of
the owls and the cries OF tho wild
animals around his home near Tilton
had got on his wife's nerves and that
she longed for the white hghts and
the hustle Of q busy city.
Newark evening star and Newark advertiser. [volume] (Newark, N.J.) 1909-1916, 1914-12-28

been declared a living wage for Enns
nicipal employees In New York city.
Newark evening star and Newark advertiser. [volume] (Newark, N.J.) 1909-1916, 1914-12-28

lnagnesis before meals and charcoal
after. Also take two drops OF essence
OF peppermint in water at any time
You have that sensation.
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Nemark @penino Star
JAMES SMITH. JR
FouNpED NIARCH 1, 1esa.

ished every afternoon Sundays excepted, By tho
ewark Daily Advertiser Publishing Company.
Newark evening star and Newark advertiser. [volume] (Newark, N.J.) 1909-1916, 1914-12-28

AT. Rome, Italy. the recent stfiks
or lockout of the butchers was fol-
lowed by a strike Of cab drivers.
Newark evening star and Newark advertiser. [volume] (Newark, N.J.) 1909-1916, 1914-12-28

Copyright. 1914. by E. J.. Edwards
All rights reserved.)
American Fork citizen. [volume] (American Fork, Utah) 1912-1979, 1914-01-24

Word was received here this week
that Miss Ethel Millar, who Is taking
business course at the Utah Bust
ness College at Salt Lake. Is taking
part In the drama, Home Ties, "
The same play was presented here
by members OF the Third Ward about
one year ago. They have played at
several wards In Salt Lake County
to large audiences and expect to play
at East Mill Greek this week. the pro-
ceeds will go for the benefit of fam
lily stricken with typhoid fever. six Of
family of eight are III with this
fever
American Fork citizen. [volume] (American Fork, Utah) 1912-1979, 1914-01-24

W. w. southworth made a business
trip to Provo Monday
Mr.. and Mrs. Alma Greenwood were
at Provo on court business Tuesday.
Mrs, John F. Miller is on the sick
list this week
Mr.. and Mrs. Clifford 10. Young
were Salt Lake visitors Sunday.
Miss Vida Lynch will spend Sunday
with friends at Salt Lake.
Miss Ferl Pulley Will spend Sunday
and Monday with friends at Eureka
Miss Lila Whippls II Lehi spent the
week here visiting ner sister, Mrs. J
A. Wagstaff
Miss Mary Peterson of. Mt. Pleasant
spent Saturday and Sunday here visit
Ing, the guest of Mrs r. 8. Friday
II you have anything to sell a little
ad In the want column brings results
See page 2.
Misses Ethel Crompton and Sylvia
Crompton were at Provo Tuesday
visltin relatives
Mr. Gilbert Chapman, after spend.
fy g months at the sheep herd
l. ID home Wednesday.
Miss Louie Ambrose left THURSDAY
for So't Lake, where she will take q
three years nursing course at the
st. Marks hospital.
Mrs. Martha Brown of Provo, was
here the latter part OF the week, to
attend the Old folks party and visit
relatives.
Samuel Newton was before Judge
Nelson Wednesday on the old of
fence of intoxication. lie was given
the usual sentence of $12 or twelve
days.
American Fork citizen. [volume] (American Fork, Utah) 1912-1979, 1914-01-24

Attorney Geo. T.. Parker of Provo
was In town on business Wednesday
Miss Ora Lynch will leave for Og-
den Sunday, for an indefinite stay
Mr.. and Mrs Joseph Karen spent
Sunday visiting relatives at Lehi
Angus Cunningham went 10 Salt
Lake Thursday whore he win be en-
ployed,
Mrs Rosa Bromley returned home
Tuesday after spending the past two
weeks at Eureka. the guest of Mr.
and MrsA w. +. Bromley
No doubt the general public have
noticed that the San Pedro trains have
been on time the past month, both
coming and going. Cause--engin-
GERS have been furnished new engines.
Miss Anna NJ. Bihler, who is teach
ing school at Salt Lake, spent Satur-
day and Sunday here visiting. the
guest of Mr.. and Mrs James r. Gar
dner.
Miss Jessie Green. who is attend
ing school at the y. Y. u. at Provo,
spent Saturday and Sunday here visit.
ing her parents, Mr., and Mrs. Jesse
Green
Mr.. James G. Healey of Alpine
spent Tuesday In American Fork and
while here made pleasant call at
the Alpine Publishing Company's Of
flee.
II you are not subscriber to this
paper, now would be good time to
jump into the vehicle. Call this week
and join the army of readers. You'll
like H.
American Fork citizen. [volume] (American Fork, Utah) 1912-1979, 1914-01-24
Fork Locals and Personals

Misses Ida and Manda Chipmai
were Salt Lake City visitors Sunday.
The heavy rains last week should
make the dry farmers happy.
There will be considerable building
in American Fork and vicinity again
next summer.
When you are down In the mouth,
just think of Jonah He came out
all right.
The Ice men are becoming anxious
about the Ice crop. They are anx-
ious for cold weather.
Mr.. Joseph Robinson of SAT- Lake
City. formerly Of this city, spent the
week here visiting his son, w. II Rob
inson and family
Mr.. and Mrs. Geo. A. Storrs and
Storrs-Lewis of Salt Lake City, spent
Sunday here visiting relatives.
Mr.. Bert Chadwick, who Is employ
ed at Salt Lake City, spent Saturday
and Sunday here visiting his parents
Mr.. and Mrs. John Chadwick.
MIR. and Mrs. Samuel Kelly are the
proud parents af baby girl born
Saturday. Mother aud baby doing
nicely.
MIR. VIM. + Bromley of Eureka, for
merly OF this city. who has been very
i'll for sometime due TO ptomaine
poisoning, Is improving
Bert Miller goes to Salt Lake every
Tuesday to take lessons from Prof.
Beesley. one Of the best drummers
In the state
American Fork citizen. [volume] (American Fork, Utah) 1912-1979, 1914-01-24

Misses Mae Walker. Sadie Chip
man. Mile Thornton, Messrs II. II.
Hurt, f. r. Newell and J. J. Rooney
ATTENDED the banquet and ball given
by the district telephone manager at
Provo Saturday evening.
American Fork citizen. [volume] (American Fork, Utah) 1912-1979, 1914-01-24

Architect Jas, II. Pulley IL now pre-
pairing the plans for the seating OF the
stake tabernacle. He also informs
us. that with the exception OF few
minor parts and the plastering OF the
big arch. work on the interior OF the
tabernacle will be completed this
week.
American Fork citizen. [volume] (American Fork, Utah) 1912-1979, 1914-01-24

mr. and Mrs. II. f.. Robinson were
salt Lake visitors Wednesday.
Mfr Joseph Walton will entertain the
comus Club this evening.
Mrs. T. s. Maughn is home after
amending the past month visiting at
Logan.
Miss Emma Greenwood spent Satur-
day and Sunday visiting friends at Salt
Lake City.
Miss Myrtle Boley has accepted the
posItion as cashier In the American
Fork Coop.
Mr. Joseph J. Jackson of Salt LAX"
city, formerly of this city. spent Wed
nesday here visiting Mr. and Mrs w,
8. Robinson and other relatives.
Mrs. j. r.. Jensen of Provo spent a
few days here visiting her sister. Mrs
Sara Crookston
Clarence Chase Is home again after
spending the past two years at Arco
and other Idaho towns.
Miss Cossette Startup Of Provo is
spending few days here visiting. the
guest of Mrs. p r. Henry.
Mr. and Mrs. Sylvester Broadbent
of Heber City spent Sunday here. visit
ing Mr.. and Mrs Leonard Henroid.
Mr. l.. w Edgheill of Salt Lake was
here this week visiting with the wool
growers of this city
Miss Hannah Steele Of Idaho Falls,
Idaho, is here visiting. the guest of
Mrs. william Barratt.
First Class Dressmaking-Miss Freda
Babble will'do sewing at home or go
out by the day. For any reference
inquire of Mrs John w. Chapman.
Quarterly conference will be held to-
day and Sunday at Lehi. and large
attendance is desired.
Miss Edith Hindley spent the week
end ut Ogden. Shs-we to attend the
Wingoff party and was the guest of
Mrs Hazel Peery.
Mrs. Hannah Dunkley and daughter
Cady of Provo, formerly of this city,
spent the week here visiting relatives
and friends.
William A. Firmage OF Ogden spent
Thursday here visiting his parents. Mr..
and Mrs. William Firmage. He left
Friday for Malad, Idaho, to take
charge of the Golden Rule store.
A woman who reads the ads with
the same eager interest she has In a
good story of fiction. or In dramatic
review, or a news story OF peculiar
human interest. is not likely to make
many plumbers" In her buying!
Messrs. J. J. Rooney and A. II. Nut
chow of the Western Electrical com
pany, who have been here for three
weeks installing new switchboard In
our local telephone Office, were called
to Eureka Thursday on account of a
cave-in at the telephone Office there.
American Fork citizen. [volume] (American Fork, Utah) 1912-1979, 1914-01-24

Mr. George Gender was given a
pleasant surprise party by abou,
fifty of his friends and neighbors at
his home Friday evening. A most
enjoyable time was had IN playing
games. music and dancing. Refresh
ments were served
American Fork citizen. [volume] (American Fork, Utah) 1912-1979, 1914-01-24

Mrs. Melissa Boley entertained the
officers and teachers OF the First
Ward Primary Association at her
home Monday evening, providing an
excellent time for the guests. After
an evening of social chat and parlor
games. choice refreshments were
served
American Fork citizen. [volume] (American Fork, Utah) 1912-1979, 1914-01-24

II is freely predicted by some
students OF politics that Roosevelt
will be the republican nominee for
presIrent In 1916. He would be n
bitter pill for some OF the hard shell
republicans to swallow
American Fork citizen. [volume] (American Fork, Utah) 1912-1979, 1914-01-24

Clarence Greenwood and Aaron
Greenwood will leave this evening for
Logan. where they will attend the A.
c. the balance OF the winter.
American Fork citizen. [volume] (American Fork, Utah) 1912-1979, 1914-01-24
TICKETS 50 CENTS

The hoodoo year OF 1913 being
numbered with the past. there will
not be another friek year until 1923.
skldoo number.
American Fork citizen. [volume] (American Fork, Utah) 1912-1979, 1914-01-24
NOW READY

The Aspect OF the Liquor
Question" by Judge Adolph
Nielsen. are now finished and
are carried by local dealers as
well as by the author. They
are concise, convincing and
bristling with facts. n
American Fork citizen. [volume] (American Fork, Utah) 1912-1979, 1914-01-24
Choice Cut Flowers

Ferns and Floral Designs.
Send to the Lehl Floral Co., Lehi,
Telephone s0.J. We deliver
ThVMrTLf TYR.
American Fork citizen. [volume] (American Fork, Utah) 1912-1979, 1914-01-24

Mrs. Ed Robinson returned home on
Tuesday after spending a few weeks
at Eureka.
American Fork citizen. [volume] (American Fork, Utah) 1912-1979, 1914-01-24

J. A. r. Jensen. William Chapman
and Thomas Broadbent We're al Salt
Lake on business Wednesday and
and Thursday.
American Fork citizen. [volume] (American Fork, Utah) 1912-1979, 1914-01-24

Mrs. William Gebhardt OF Bingham
was the guest OF Mr.. and Mrs Clifton
Pierce the fore part OF the week.