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The record. [volume] (St. Maries, Idaho) 1913-1918, 1914-03-27

'The cheapest place In the world IN
Antioch, in Syria" says a returned
traveller. "Reing on the Mediterranean.
the climate is just right in the colder
months. once passed a winter there.
and all it cost me was Fl a week.
though leased a fine house and kept
three servants. For the house paid 20
shilIngs month rent, while the serv-
ants were satisfied with shillings a
week. Mutton cost three halfpence a
pound. Eggs were a penny a dozen
and chickens twopence-halfpenny each.
The finest Of fresh fruit and vegeta-
bles On February, tooD were 80 cheap
that they We're not sold in quantity.
You got all you wanted for so much
per week. All required for my house
hold cost me 1 shilling weekly. An
American resident Of Antioch told me
that he and his family lived comforts
bly, on f35 a year" Westminster Ga.
Zette
The record. [volume] (St. Maries, Idaho) 1913-1918, 1914-03-27
SATURDAY
The Grand,

Commencing Saturday March 28th,
the Grand Theatre will be open every
uirht 10 the week for motion pic
lures except Friday, which ls the re
gular dance night. The management
has Succeeded In obtaining films that
are bound to please the lover OF the
very best photoplsys obtainahle. To
demonstrate to the people of st.
Maries the true value of the films,
the management has named the week
commencing Saturday, March %
to Thursday, April ? inclusive "Dem-
onstration Week. So called for
thu purpose OF demonstrating 10 the
people Of st Maries the kind of pic
lures to be shown every night, ex.
cept Friday at this popular play
house, during the summer. AS a
special iDdueement, and in order to
give all an Opportunity witness these
wonderful pictures, the management
lie distributing to all they can reach
tickets good for five cents on the
price of admission. Making the ad-
mission for adults ten cents children
uve cents to all holding DemonstTa
ton tickets, good any or every night
during the week ter tue benefit Of
those we did not reach with the
tickets. may be had for the asking at
Shaw's Corner and the Red Gross
Drug Store.
The record. [volume] (St. Maries, Idaho) 1913-1918, 1914-03-27

There Is one sport which benefits by
the advent If not by the actual arrival
Of rain. This is fishing. While the
rivers are still clear Of floods and there
is light enough for the FISH to see the
bait. but no sun to betray the shining
hook, the fisherman has a chance to
make a big catch. for fish rise and
bite greedily before a rainstorm. The
roach, known as the weather fish,
leaves his muddy bed, sometimes as
long as twenty-four hours before the
actual storm breaks, and swims around
continually, all the time gasping foi
observation-disclosures Nachrichten.
Lovers.
They hold each others hand and then
they kiss
CCaresses hot as warm winds from the
SOUTH.
As they repeat IT Ger and Ger there's
bliss,
It seems, IN living thus from hand TO
mouth.
-spokane Review.
The record. [volume] (St. Maries, Idaho) 1913-1918, 1914-03-27

There IS a simple method OF finding
out whether & piece Of silk goods has
been adulterated or weighted, as the
manufacturers call Il. with tin. and
that Is to cut OF small sample and
burn It Pure silk is animal matter,
Just as feathers or hair. made. as every
one knows. by the sllkworm. Now. II
pure silk is burned It win instantly
curl up into a crisp mass. just as a
burnt hair or feather viii do. but II
the silk goods has been adnlterated
with from 60 to 70 per cent OF tin II
viii not do this. II will leave an ash
IN the semblance OF the fabric, much
as a burned piece Of newspaper will.
leave an ash that still shows the print
ing The harder and more firm this
ash the more tin there was In the silk
New York American.
The record. [volume] (St. Maries, Idaho) 1913-1918, 1914-03-27
METHODIST

The revival services which have
been In progress at the Methodist
church during the past week will
continue during next week. These
services are held each night at eight
O'cl a except Saturday night. Next
SundEsA svening the pastor takes for
his text this scripture :-"But the
PhiIistines took him aud put out his
eyes and brought him down to GAIA,
and bound him with letters of brass
and he did gslnd In the prison house.
Morning service and Sunday school
at usual hours. Epworth League at
6 80 p. m.
The record. [volume] (St. Maries, Idaho) 1913-1918, 1914-03-27

"Oh, Johnnie, Johnnie" said the
aunt raproachfully, "why is 1t you
never remember to say Thank your ="
81 expect it's cause ! don't get things
given to me often enough for practice"
answered the young diplomat, hope
fully eying a box Of chocolates.-PhiE
adelphla ledger.
The record. [volume] (St. Maries, Idaho) 1913-1918, 1914-03-27
Churches
PRESBYTERIAN

Presbyterian church Ninth and
College Avenue, Rev. Il. Tweed,
pastor. Services on Sabbath the 22ud
eleven a m and seven thirty p M
Sabbath School at ten
christian Endeayor 1ciety at six
thirty pm. All are cordially invited
The record. [volume] (St. Maries, Idaho) 1913-1918, 1914-03-27

"A famous artist has it so much cas-
Ter than an unknown painter"
How SOP"
THE unknown painter has TO make
his portraits look like the people he
paints The people a famous artist
paints are willing to try to look like
their portraits" Post.
The record. [volume] (St. Maries, Idaho) 1913-1918, 1914-03-27
EPISCOPAL

Sunday school 10 A M Morning
prayer aud sermon. il M; Evening
praysY and sermon, 2 80 p M; Lltany
servicI Wednesday evening at Z $50
A cordial invitstln to these services
Ii extended to all.
WV. Webster. minister
The record. [volume] (St. Maries, Idaho) 1913-1918, 1914-03-27

Grnn-Whats happened to disturb
the friendship between Nupop and Cut
up? Each one Of them says the other
is an intolerable bore. Barrett-Nu
pops recently become the father Of
hrstborn and Cutup's just had a sur
gical Exchange.
The record. [volume] (St. Maries, Idaho) 1913-1918, 1914-03-27

Il want to pay this bill" he said al
the hotel Lar. but I think you have
made a slight error here In my favor
I've been reading over the extras. and
I cannot find that you have charged
anything for telling me you thought g
might rain"
The record. [volume] (St. Maries, Idaho) 1913-1918, 1914-03-27

Money went a whole ioi farther n
the old days than 1t do,s now" said
the old fogy
That's because It didn't so So fast
explained the wise guy.-Ciaipnati
Enquirer.
The record. [volume] (St. Maries, Idaho) 1913-1918, 1914-03-27

"Does links live in an aristocratic
section OF the city,"
yes There is not an hour during
the day or night when the air is free
from the odor OF burning gasoline.
Buffalo Express.
The record. [volume] (St. Maries, Idaho) 1913-1918, 1914-03-27

"You must give me credit for max
ing money last" declared the wife.
but don't forget that make #
first" said the husband.-Buffalo Elk
press
The record. [volume] (St. Maries, Idaho) 1913-1918, 1914-03-27

Oh. we may grow old and We may grow
wise,
But the man don't live
Who'll not turn from tho eyes
or any woman TO ldealize-anotheri
Wisconsin Sphinx.
The record. [volume] (St. Maries, Idaho) 1913-1918, 1914-03-27

Bellboy-Guy in 10 wants to know
where the fire escapes are! Clerk
Well. show him he's paid in advance
Kansas CITY Star
The record. [volume] (St. Maries, Idaho) 1913-1918, 1914-03-27

"Well, Henry" said the fair maid,
did pepper ask you if you could sup
port me in the style to which am &C
customed?"
mo. dear" said Henry. HE merely
informed me that he couldn't and gave
me his blessinR." Judge.
The record. [volume] (St. Maries, Idaho) 1913-1918, 1914-03-27

Bix-My lawyer tells me ! have a
strong case. Dixie probably means
that it is one that will last for years.
Boston Transcript.
The record. [volume] (St. Maries, Idaho) 1913-1918, 1914-03-27

You never need 20 use the hoe
To get the useless weeds TO grow.
The people whom the world could spare
Are always crowding everywhere.
Chicago Record-Heraid.
The record. [volume] (St. Maries, Idaho) 1913-1918, 1914-03-27

A good wife ia a heroine
OF strong and sturdy stun
Who makes her husband shuclI the shirt
He thought was clean enough.
Dallas CTex) News.
The record. [volume] (St. Maries, Idaho) 1913-1918, 1914-03-27

II we spoke nothing but the trutn
And lying brought disgrace
am afraid this world. IN sooth.
Would be a quiet place.
Exchange
The record. [volume] (St. Maries, Idaho) 1913-1918, 1914-03-27

Patience-Is VIII good at guessing
games? Patrice-I think not He said
he guessed I'd learn to love him.-Yon.
kers Statesman.
A sister snip to the Imperator Is to
be built. This is the day in which the
sea. If not the earth. has giants.
The record. [volume] (St. Maries, Idaho) 1913-1918, 1914-03-27

Dogs attired in slit skirts appeared
at ball at Dinard. France-a costume
for grevhounds. not dachshunds
The record. [volume] (St. Maries, Idaho) 1913-1918, 1914-03-27

They sat upon the window sill.
We heard a sudden shout
For he and she. twas plain to see,
Had had a falling out.
Spokane Spokesman Review.
The record. [volume] (St. Maries, Idaho) 1913-1918, 1914-03-27

She why do you work so hard?
Hell am too nervous to steaL-CoI
nell Widow.
The record. [volume] (St. Maries, Idaho) 1913-1918, 1914-03-27

"Al ointments are soothing. aren't
they?"
Not all. Disapp-ointments AREN'T
Boston Transcript
The record. [volume] (St. Maries, Idaho) 1913-1918, 1914-03-27

'I got Black Hand notice this
morning"
"Good heavens, Johnl Are you going
to tell the policeT
"What for? They wouldn't pay our
coal bill."-Baltimore American.
The record. [volume] (St. Maries, Idaho) 1913-1918, 1914-03-27

'Will you marry meT'
"Oh, give me time to think. This ia
80 sudden"
"Well, don't take long. / have a
taxicab waiting. "-Pele Mele.
The record. [volume] (St. Maries, Idaho) 1913-1918, 1914-03-27
Theatres


Tonight. sFriday Special Vita
graph feature "The War Makers"
Exceptionally strong week end pro
grams are booked at the coy one
price show house that speoializss in
photoplays.
SATURDAY
''The Lineup" special VitaRraph
feature In twoparts. ellis Nephew q
Scheme" Edison comedy and 1.-THE
Silver Grlndstor Q" Selig drama.
SUNDAY
"The Thieves" Vitagraph drama.
''rhe Phouy Alarm" Pathe comedy
'Saved From the VllIlRantes" Sellg
drama and a splendid Biograpb.
The record. [volume] (St. Maries, Idaho) 1913-1918, 1914-03-27

She's the prettiest maiden
That ever was born.
Her lips are a rose and
Her tongue Is it's thorn.
Puck
The record. [volume] (St. Maries, Idaho) 1913-1918, 1914-03-27
NH. Business MAN.

If you have not an optomistic feeling business
conditions for the coming you ought to have.
Prospects St. Mare of the brightest for the best
of business this
Taking that into consideration why not look over
your stationery supply and get the seasons work done
WE WILL QUOTE YOU PRICES THAT ARE RIGHT
On all Letter Heads, Statements Receipts, Shipping
Order Blanks Loose Leaf Bookkeeping Pages, Shipping
Tags Business Cards. or anything else in the printing
line that you may need.
Don't wait place your orders now when they will
receive prompt attention.
Yours for High Class Up-tothe- Minute Printing Of
All Kinds.
THE RECORD.
The record. [volume] (St. Maries, Idaho) 1913-1918, 1914-03-27

Neverpay-S old boy, lend me S13
Eyetooth- Well-um-I don't know
about that
Neverpay-S uperstitious, Ell? WE'LL
make 1t S12.-New York Weekly.
The record. [volume] (St. Maries, Idaho) 1913-1918, 1914-03-27

II is easy enough TO be pleasant
When all cool and dew wet Is the morn
Butsthe mutt worth while
Is the one who can smile
When fat woman steps ON his corn.
Houston Post.
The record. [volume] (St. Maries, Idaho) 1913-1918, 1914-03-27

ana lying brought disgrace
am afraid this world. IN sooth.
Would be a quiet place.
Exchange.
"Wm you marry meq"
"Oh, give me time to think. This ia
80 sudden"
"Well, don't take long. l have a
taxicab waiting. "-Pele Mele.
good wife Is a heroine
OF strong and sturdy stun
Who makes her husband shuck the shirt
He thought was clean enough
Dallas Crex.) News.
"Does links live in an aristocratic
section OF the city,"
Eyes. There is not an hour DURING
the day or night when the air is free
from the odor OF burning gasoline" -
Buffalo Express
Oh. we may grow old and we may grow
wise.
But the man don't live
Who'll not turn from tho eyes
or any woman TO idealize-anotherl
Wisconsin Sphinx.
she-Why do you work so hard7
He-I am too nervous to steal.-CoT
nell Widow.
You never need 20 use the hoe
To get the useless weeds 20 grow.
The people whom the world could spare
Are always crowdlng everywhere
Chicago Record Herald.
'I got a Black Hand notice this
morning"
Good heavens, Johnl Are you going
to tell the policeT
"What fori They wouldn't pay our
coal bill."-Baltimore American.
She's the prettiest maiden
That ever was born.
Her lips are a rose and
Her tongue Is its thorn.
Puck.
Neverpay- Say, old boy lend me S13
th-Well-um-I don't know
about that
Neyerpay- Superstitious, Ell? Well,
make it S12.-New York Weekly.
It IS easy enough TO be pleasant
When all cool and dew wet Is the morn.
Butithe mutt worth while
Is the one who can smile
When a fat woman steps ON his corn.
Houston Post
A beggar had been for a long time
tesieglng an old. equity. testy, limping
gentleman who refused his mite with
great irritability. upon which the men
dicant said:
"Ah, please your honor's honor,
wish providence had made your heart
half as tender as your feet"-Phila'
ielphia Ledger.
Harding Grant Macarthur Stone,
For every little husband has
hyphen all his own.
Life.
The record. [volume] (St. Maries, Idaho) 1913-1918, 1914-03-27

Harding Grant McArthur-S Stone.
For every little husband has
A hyphen all his own
life
The Richmond palladium and sun-telegram. [volume] (Richmond, Ind.) 1907-1939, 1914-04-02
OPENS NOSTRILS
COLDS AND CATARRH VANISH

small bottle of 'Ely's Cream Balm" at
any drug store. This sweet, fragrant
balm dissolves by the heat of the nos
trils; penetrates and heals the in
famed, swollen membrane which lines
the nose, head and throat; clears the
air passages; stops nasty discharges
and feeling Of cleasing, soothing re-
lief comes Immediately.
Don't lay awake tonight struggling
for breath, with head stuffed; nostrils
closed, hawking and blowing. Catarrh
or cold, with its running nose, foul
mucous dropping into the throat, and
raw dryness is distressing but truly
needless.
Put your faith just once-in Ely's
Cream Balm" and your cold or catarrh
will surely disappear.
ADVERTISEMENT
The Richmond palladium and sun-telegram. [volume] (Richmond, Ind.) 1907-1939, 1914-04-02
Social, Club and Personal Items

Phones II2I-I8A

cans" She traced In an interesting
manner the early beginning OF Ameri
can civilization. She also spoke OF
the work of Mary Antin, the brilliant
young Russian Jewish, who has been
writing articles for the American
Magazine. Her book on 1.-THE Prom
Used Land" was also mentioned. After
the program a social hour followed
The attendance was large.
Mrs. Edgar Palladium was leader
yesterday afternoon when the Wo
mans Missionary society of the First
Methodist church met with Mrs D. w
Stevenson at her home on South Fiji
teenth street. The following program
Reading-Crandon 1nst,tute-Mrs
Berry.
Biography of Captain Allen Gard
ner-Mrs. Hale.
Reading-Mrs. O'Hara
Mystery Box Conducted by Mrs. O
s. Harrison
Reading from the Text Book, 1.-THE
Kings Business" India and China, by
Mrs. George w. Davis.
After the program a social hour fol
lowed and refreshments were served
The woman's Foreign Missionary
society of the Grace M. e. church me,
yesterday afternoon with Mrs. A. H
Miller at her home on South Fifteenth
street. Mrs. E. r. Coleman had charge
of the devotional exercises. An in
teresting talk on South America ant
Mexico was given by Miss Eller
Thomas. Mrs. Clarence Kramer rea6
an article from the leaflet entitled
"Malinda Rankin" Mrs. D. Owen con
Quoted the mystery box. After the
program a social hour followed. Mrs
E. E. Townsend will be hostess fol
the next meeting at her home or
South Fifteenth street
A meeting Of the Psi Iota XII soror
ity will be held Saturday afternoon al
the home of Miss Ruth Friedgen in
the Wayne apartments. All members
are urged to be present.
A box social will be given in the
Forresters' hall Friday evening. The
public is invited to attend. All are
asked to bring well filled baskets.
Mrs. Peter Cutler was hostess Wed
nesday afternoon for meeting of the
Christian Woman's Board of Missions
of the Central Christian church at hel
home on North street. The attend
ance was good. In the absence O.
Mrs. Mann, Mrs. r. c. Leonard lee
the devotional exercises. 1.-The Needs
of Latin-America" was the subject fol
an interesting paper read by Mrs. P
T. Mcclellan. A number of the mem
bers responded to the missionary
Quiz" as conducted by Mrs. Roscoe
Kirkman Mrs. Roland read an in
teresting chapter from the missionar,
book, "Sita" An appropriate reading
The Richmond palladium and sun-telegram. [volume] (Richmond, Ind.) 1907-1939, 1914-04-02
FINDS MARVELLOUS
HAIR DESTROYER
Chicago Woman Has Remarkable
Experience With Superfiuous
Hair Remover That Killed

experience With SuperfuouS
Hair Remover That Killed
Hair Forever.
Il want every woman to know of
the wonderful superfuous hair de-
stroyer l found" says Miss Lillian
harden, well known in West Side
circles in Chicago. This hair re-
mover has done what no other has
ever come near doing-it absolutely
killed every superfuous hair for good
| used this remover over ten years
ago to remove a heavy growth of dark
hair from my upper lip.
Il have never known it to redden,
burn or irritate the most tender or
delicate skin; it destroys heavy hair
or soft fuzz with equal ease, leaves
the skin soft and smooth, and no.
body can ever tell you ever used a
hair remover. And it is all done in a
few moments.
Il know there must be thousands
of women who have been disappoint-
ed the same as | was in using the or
binary hair removers commonly
known. and l realize, too. that other
the same as | did.
"If any woman desires to know
what this superfluous hair remover is,
anu NOW 10 get IL quickly, VIII seHu
full particulars. l have made arrange
ments to have a liberal trial package
of 1t sent to any woman providing she
simply sends me her name and ad-
dress and 20 stamp toward paying
cost of mailing. l suggest you write
me today, Miss Lillian harden, Room
ia. 1923 w. Madison St. Chicago,
ILL.,, and be freed forever from super
fluous hair by means Of this wonder
full article"
The Richmond palladium and sun-telegram. [volume] (Richmond, Ind.) 1907-1939, 1914-04-02
SOCIAL GATHERINGS

A reception and social will be given
Friday evening at the First Baptist
church for the new members. The
affair will begin at 7:30 o'clock. The
program will be as follows:
G>ory Song .......... Congregation
Prayer ........ Rev. Addison Parker
Three Minute Talks
F. B. Unthank, for trustees.
E. l.. Ford, for deacons.
Miss Edith Duke, solo.
j. w. Ferguson, Sunday school
Response DR.. W. w. Zimmerman
Male Quartet
Mrs. f. C. Newcomb, Missionary So
ciety.
Russell McMahan, B. Y. P. U.
Solo .......... Miss Ruth Ferguson
Mrs. e. G. McMahan. Ladies' Aid.
Response .......... Mr.. A. ID. COBB
Reading ...... Mrs. Russell Cox
Male Quartet
Pastors Words .... w. o. Stovall
Two other committees will have
something of special interest to add to
the program.
In honor of their guest. Miss Alice
Camerer, of indianapolis, Mr.. and Mrs.
Bradford Harrison gave a prettily ap-
pointed dinner last evening at their
home on South Sixteenth street. Ferns
and flowers were used in appointing
the table. An elaborate dinner in sew
eral courses was served. Covers were
laid for Messrs and Mesdames Rob-
ert Wilson, Bradford Harrison, Mrs.
Sullivan, Miss Camerer and Mr.. By
ron Wilson,
social will be given Saturday eve
ming at Earlham College. The affair
is in charge of the social committee.
All students are cordially invited to
attend.
Complimenting Mrs. E. E. Davis
for a residence, a reception and thin
BILE party will be given Friday after
noon at the Second Presbyterian
church from s until o'clock. All lad
les of the congregation are urged to
be present. The affair will be under
the auspices of the Aid society.
The young people Of the city are
looking forward with extreme pleasure
to the Easter ball which will be given
Friday evening. April 10, by Mrs.
Frank Crichet. There will be special
dance music.
The Phi Delta Kappas of Dayton
will give dance Thursday evening,
April %. Another affair of interest
to the Dayton chapter is the social
planned for Friday evening.
An assembly party will be given
Friday evening in the Odd Fellows
hall by Mrs. Frank Crichet after her
dancing class has received it's instruc-
tons.
Mr.. and Mrs. A D. Kofski were
given pleasant surprise last evening
at their new home on North A street
by number Of their friends, who
took this means of giving them a
house warning. The guests brought
well filled baskets. Supper was
served picnic fashion. After supper
the evening was spent socially and
with games and music
The Richmond palladium and sun-telegram. [volume] (Richmond, Ind.) 1907-1939, 1914-04-02
CLUBS AND SOCIETIES

The last meeting of the season for
the Thursday Bridge club was held
Wednesday afternoon with Mrs. Omar
Holltngsworth at her pretty home in
Westcott Place. The game was played
at several tables. Favors went to
Mesdames George Williams, Omar
Hittle and Miss Alice Forkner The
special guests for the afternoon were
Mesdames Paul Comstock. Omar Hit
tie, Jeanette G. Leeds. John H. Mich
olson, E. Cheney. Of New York, and
Miss Bertha Whitridge After the
game the hostess served an elaborate
The Richmond palladium and sun-telegram. [volume] (Richmond, Ind.) 1907-1939, 1914-04-02
SKIN TROUBLES
FROM SCROFULA

Among the many manifestations OF
scrofula are eruptions on the face and
body. These are both annoying and
tlisfiguring. How often the complex
ion would be perfect il they were not
present!
Other manifestations are punches,
inflamed eyelids, sore ears, wasting
of the muscles and general debility.
Ask your druggist for Hoods Sarsa-
parilla. This great medicine complete
ly eradicates scrofula and builds up
the whole system. Get it today.
ADVERTISEMENT
The Richmond palladium and sun-telegram. [volume] (Richmond, Ind.) 1907-1939, 1914-04-02
LOCAL RED MEN
CONFER DEGREE

Hokendauqua lodge of Red Men.
No. 1876, OF this city exemplified the
Warriors degree. the second Of three
shown yesterday at Anderson where
about 760 Red Men from all parts of
the state gathered to confer the great
chiefs degree on 100 candidates
There were more than 200 candidates
who received degrees at the meeting
last night. The Richmond delegation
numbered about fifty, which constitut-
ed the degree team So
The Richmond palladium and sun-telegram. [volume] (Richmond, Ind.) 1907-1939, 1914-04-02
In One Minute Your Stuffy
Nose and Head Clears,
Sneezing and Nose Run
ming Cease, Dull Headache
Goes.
Try "Ely's Cream Balm"

Try "Elys Cream Balm"
Get small bottle anyway, just to
try it-Apply a little In the nostrils
and instantly your clogged nose and
stopped-up air passages of the head
will open; you will breathe freely; dull
ness and headache disappear. BY
morning! the catarrh, cold-in-head or
catarrhal sore throat will be gone.
End such misery now! Get the
The Richmond palladium and sun-telegram. [volume] (Richmond, Ind.) 1907-1939, 1914-04-02
MISSIONS
Meeting at Eaton Draws 100
Delegates Today.

EATON, o., April Eaton today
entertained the annual mid-year meet
ing of the Woman's Board of Home
and Foreign Missions of the Miami
Ohio Christian conference, the SEES
sions being held in the Christian
church. One hundred delegates were
present, representing Christian
churches - thirteen counties in south
western Ohio.
The Richmond palladium and sun-telegram. [volume] (Richmond, Ind.) 1907-1939, 1914-04-02
WEDDING BELLS

Announcement has been made Of the
marriage of Mr.. Henry Lines OF this
city and Miss Meta Abshire. The af-
fair was solemnized Tuesday. Mr..
Lines Is fireman for the Pennsyl-
vania railroad. They will reside in
Richmond. Their many friends ex-
tend congratulations and wish them
much happiness.