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The log cabin Democrat., 1914-11-20
SYNOPSIS

Valuable governmental papers are stoler by Thompson follower of Loubeaue ill ternational spy, from General Love, whom Loubeaue hates. In Manila. Loves daugh ter Lucille flies to a steamer to recove the papers in order to clear the name O Lieutenant Gibson. whom she loves.
 Loubeque. tamperine with the wireless, on the steamer. Is hurt. Lucille nurse him ip<an attempt to recover the papers.
 Lucille gets the papers, but the ship is wrecked. She is cast ashore on a Pacific island and is taken by a native chief tC his hut to nurse his sick child
 The native child is restored to health and the grateful natives tdoiize Lucille LoubeQue, also cast ashore. tries various plans to recover the papers. but in vain
 Loubeque's native aid steals the papers from his master. and Lucille takes them from the native after he Is killed by a lion. She finds and follows an under ground passage in the jungle
 of ape men. whose leader drops a neck. lace of priceless rubies which she takes She and Loubeque are rescued from the island by yacht commanded by Captain Wetherell.
 AouoeQue, baHlSU, kOrgeS & message rom a neightsorr3 chief to lure Lucille away from her frienda She falls into A pitfall. losing the documents.
 The girl and LoubeQue are set adrift In an open boat by Wethereli after she re- pulses the captains advances. and he takes the papers @"s' '-A't-A@'
 Saved by fishermen. Lucille and Lou beque are in China. As she passes a house Loubeques diary is thrown to her mysteriousys She tries to board a vessel bound for America LoIbeque recovers the papers from WethereH 'R't
 Lucille slows away. is caught and dresses as a cabin boy with the aid of the captain of the steanier In order to search Loubeque's staterooni for the pa pers. He catches her at work. ~
 Loubeque takes the papers from Lucille Landing at San Francisco she is kid naped by the spy ana held-a prisoner in Louoeque's house by' Thompson. '' ''''
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 She throws a message from her window to the captain of the boat, who passes the house, and fight follows. which Lou beque wins He is burt, and She takes and hides the papers. Thompson tries tc steal the rubies. Hi'''t'ties1''
The log cabin Democrat., 1914-11-20
CHAPTER XIV. Lucille Finds a Friend.

E summoned steward and dis. TT patched him for LoubeQue. de manding an answer. Evident
 ly the spy had been waiting
Cresco plain dealer. (Cresco, Howard County, Iowa) 1913-1945, 1914-01-02
More "TruStS" to Follow Move
Of Wire Concern.
PRESIDENT MAKES Statement
Department Of Justice Will Cooperate
With Corporations Desiring to
Comply With Sherman Law.

Washington, Dec. 23.-President
Wilson let it be known that some 9TH
er corporations besides the American
Telegraph and Telephone company
had shown a disposition to take the
Initiative in reorganizations to con-
form with the Sherman antitrust law.
The bulletin reiterated that there
seemed to be very general DISPOSE
ton to inquire what the law was, to
know what would be expected OF
"big business and desire to COM
ply with the spirit of the law.
Mr.. Wilson made it clear to his
callers that it would be the policy of
his administration to cooperate in
every way it legitimately could to
bring about satisfactory understand.
ing of the law by the business men
of the country and that the executive
departments did not want to raise bar
riers against those who wanted to
obey the law.
The president pointed out that the
attorney general would cooperate
and heartily desired and welcomed
the impulse on the part of business
to take the initiative.
The president indicated in his man.
ner of discussion that he hoped the
government had shown by example
in the American Telephone and Tele-
graph settlement what might be ex-
pected as the future course Of his ad-
ministration.
He has been comforting with con.
gressional leaders on the antitrust
subject and will lead special mes
sage to congress after he returns
from his vacation in which he will
point to the necessity of rigid en-
forcement of the Sherman law ana
will endeavor to make clear the in
depreciation of that statute, which the
department of justice will follow.
Department of justice officials de-
clare that every day representatives
of business concerns are calling to
learn what they can or cannot do un.
der the law.
While the officials stated emphatic
ally that prosecutions would not be
discontinued where they are warrant
ed cooperation would be used wher-
ever possible to secure an observance
of the law.
Cresco plain dealer. (Cresco, Howard County, Iowa) 1913-1945, 1914-01-02
LIQUOR ENEMIES
j.. APPEAL TO WILSON
Ask President to Make Recon-.
mendation to Congress.

Columbus, O., Dec. 23-President
Wilson was memorialized to ask con-
gress to- submit constitutional
amendment looking to the abolition
of the liquor traffic in the country at
large.
f. The memorial was signed by spe.
cial committee of twenty-five, named
at the Anti-Saloon league demonstra.
ton on the steps of the Capitol in
Washington Dec. 10. and which was
an outgrowth of the national conven-
ton of the Anti-Saloon league OF
America and other temperance forces
in Columbus Nov. 10 to IA.
President Wilson was unable to re.
ceive the special committee upon the
occasion of the Washington demon
stration and the memorial sent to the
White House was issued in lieu of a
personal hearing. 1t asserts in effect
that nationwide prohibition would be
only an advanced step in the applica-
ton of the declarations of the Balti.
more platform upon which President
Wilson was elected.
The memorial quotes the section of
the Democratic national platform of
1912 regarding the conservation of
national resources of the country and
continues:
I'VE believe that men, women and
children should be included with for
ests, sources of water supply, arabic
and mineral lands and navigable
streams as objects Of national pro-
lection to prevent their being wasted
or absorbed by special or privileged
interests such as the extant organized
government copartnered liquor trust
of the United States"
Cresco plain dealer. (Cresco, Howard County, Iowa) 1913-1945, 1914-01-02
SERIOUS FIRE At MONTREAL
Scarcity Of Water Greatly Handicaps
Work of Fighters.

Montreal, Dec. 3O--A mile off, hose
stretched to the st. Lawrence river
saved Montreal from serious con
hagration. =
On account Of the break in the wa
ter works intake pipe, which, has
caused a water famine here fol- sew
eral days, the fire hydrants we're an
but useless. The fire destroyed a
block of stores on St. Hubert and On
tario streets and caused 100000 dam
age before it was checked.
With only one weak stream of wa
ter at it's disposal the fire department
was compelled to depend on chemical
extinguishers. Dynamite was , sent
for. but before it arrived coupled hose
brought plenty Of water from tf Tiv,
er and the explosive was not us@d.
Cresco plain dealer. (Cresco, Howard County, Iowa) 1913-1945, 1914-01-02
HuERTA PROCLAINS
TEN-DAY HOLIDAY
Takes Action to Check Runs on
Mexican Banks.

Mexico City, Dec. 23.-By presi-
Dental decree issued every day, until
after the end of the present year, Is
made a legal holiday in order to
check the run on the banks here, par
ticularly that on the Bank of London
and Mexico.
Provisional President Huerta says
in the decree he deems such action
necessary to protect the banks until
public confidence is more nearly re-
stored. BY the decree the banks are
absolved from meeting any obliga-
tons until Jan. 2. It applies to all
banking houses. whether a bank Of
issue of not.
With the exception Of the Bank Of
London and Mexico and the Central
bank none mas yet taken advantage
Of the decree and business at the 9th
er institutions is being conducted as
Gsual
Crowds gathered about the doors
If the two hanks mentioned, but there
vas no disorder. Both banks are be-
ng strongly guarded by police.
Cresco plain dealer. (Cresco, Howard County, Iowa) 1913-1945, 1914-01-02
EARLY ACTION IS EXPECTED
Suffrage Proposal to Come Up in Con-
aress After Holidays.

Washington, Dec. 21.-Early action
in the senate on the proposed consti-
tutional amendment to enfranchise
women is expected by the senators
who favor the proposal and the won-
an suffragist leaders at headquarters
of the National American Womans
Suffrage association. a..
Senator Thomas, chairman Of the
committee in charge of the proposed
amendment, expects to bring it up as
soon as congress settles down to
work after the Christmas holidays.
The senators who favor it say its
earlier consideration has been pre-
vented only by the pressure for pas
sage of the administration currency
hill
Cresco plain dealer. (Cresco, Howard County, Iowa) 1913-1945, 1914-01-02
Children Crv
FOR FLETchER'S
KILLS HIS WIFE and NEPHEW

Millionaire Polish Nobleman Found
Them In Room Together.
Graetz, Germany, Dec. 21.-Count
Matthias Mielzynski, millionaire
German nobleman and member of the
German imperial parliament, shot and
killed his wife and his nephew.
The count, who is residing near
here at Castle Dakowymokrz, one OF
his many country seats, heard sounds
in the night which he thought were
caused by thieves.
He seized rife and made a
search. during which he found his
wife, and his nephew together in her
room. Without word of warning or
explanation Count Mielzynski shot
both dead.
The count promptly notified the
public prosecutor of tbs tragedy.
Cresco plain dealer. (Cresco, Howard County, Iowa) 1913-1945, 1914-01-02
uNWRlTTEN LAW PLEA WINS

Tennessee Man Acquitted Of Killing
Prominent Lawyer.
Trenton, Tenn, Dec. 21-J." A. Al.
ford, who last August shot and killed
w. S. Coulter and his son Harry at
the railroad station here, was acQuit-
ted of the elder Coulter's murder by
a jury. Both the Coulters were law
years of prominence In the state The
"unwritten law was invoked in Al
fOrd's defense.
Afford has not yet been tried for
the killing of Harry Coulter.
Cresco plain dealer. (Cresco, Howard County, Iowa) 1913-1945, 1914-01-02
BIG BUSINESS TO FILE CLAIM FOR
Obey The Law TRIPLE DAMAGES
Cereal Company Receivers Be-
gin $10,OOO,O00 Suit.
ALICE FRAUDULENT METHODS

Quaker Oats Company, Its Directors
and: the Directors of the Grez:
Western Cereal Company Are Madp
Defendants in an Action eroughM
Under the Sherman Antitrust Law.
Chicago, Dec. 30.-The Quaker Oats
company, it's directors and the direc-
tors Of the Great Western Cereal COM
pany were made defendants in a suit
for s10,O00,OO0 damages filed in tha
United States district court here by
William A. Tilden and Charles D.
Thompson, receivers of the cereal.
company.
The suit was brought under section
of the Sherman antitrust law and
was the result of the sale of the trade
names and principal properties of the
cereal company to the Quaker Oats
company, June %, 1911.
The $1,OO0,OOO realized by the sale,
it was charged, was taken by the
holders of $1,0OO,000 of the cereal
company's bonds, leaving the holders
of 100000 worth of stock only the
name of the company and minor prop
erty as assets. The law, it was held,
provides that complaining stockhold-
ers can claim punitive damages in
three times the amount of the capital
stock.
Directors of the cereal company
named in the suit were Joy Morton.
Sterling Morton, T. r. Bliss, Jr, Ed
ward H. Stearns, S. T. Butler, Daniel
Peterkin, Mark Morton, Mendell J.
Wright, J. P. Gates, V. S. Lawrencs
and F. P. Sawyer.
Henry P. Crowell, Robert Stuart
James H. Douglas, John Start, A.
Stamford White, John P. yelling, J.
r. Mutt, James II. Andrews and Whit
ing G. Snow are named as directors
of the Quaker Oats company.
Alleges illegal Transfer.
The declaration charges that the
two companies controlled go per cent
of the interstate trade in oatmeal
products. 1t charges that the trans
fer Of brands and the plants at Fo-...
Dodge, Ia, and Joliet, ILL.,, was made
by Joy Morton without the knowledge,
and consent of the stockholders.
In order to accomplish the sale
and to procure colorado ratification
thereof on the part of the stocfhold-
ers of the cereal company" the dec
laration charges, the directors con-
trived to obtain proxies from the
stockholders to be veted at general
meeting of the stockholders"
The proxies were obtained, it al
leges, without disclosing the purpose
of disposing of the property and were
voted at meeting at which Joy Nor
ton and Mr.. Sawyer were the only
stockholders present. The receivers
alleged the sale was void, as having
been made without the consent Of the
stockholders.
The receivers were appointed in
May, 1912, on the complaint ,of l.
creditor that the company was in
solvent.
The transfer of the. properties in
1911 was made the basis of a; civil
suit against the same set of defend
ants, charging violation of the 'Sher-
man law: It is now pending.
Cresco plain dealer. (Cresco, Howard County, Iowa) 1913-1945, 1914-01-02
POLICE DO NOT MODEST Her
Mrs. Pankhurst Leaves London fol-
Switzerland.

London, Dec. 23.-Unmolested by
Scotland Yard detectives, who watch
ed her out of the country, Mrs. EN-
incline Pankhurst is on her way to
Switzerland for another rest.
She left London very quietly.
General" Flora Drummond's body
guard" was not in evidence.
Detectives in a taxicab followed tho
suffragette leader to the railway sta
ton and thence to the coast.
Cresco plain dealer. (Cresco, Howard County, Iowa) 1913-1945, 1914-01-02
cE;TZ IS SEEKING FREEDOM

Attorney Asks for Habeas Corpus
Hr!. IL .ed..-' Court.
Madison, Wis.,, Dec 20.--Attorney
General Walter c. Owen has been
served with " .. n Of John
F.. Deitz, the so called hero Of Gamer
on dam. now in states prison for q
writ of habeas corpus from the fed
eral court Of the Eastern district. The
application will he heard Dec. ~ st
lilwaDtse Ivy Judge F w. Geiger.
Cresco plain dealer. (Cresco, Howard County, Iowa) 1913-1945, 1914-01-02
UNIONS 'RETAL!ATE on BANK

Withdraw Fund where .:.SS:::..te- Was
Ciss;,a;1eG.
Berlin, Dec. 2...---The labor unions
Of Germany d""'""" e ""':: ::.sw de-
posits amounting to $5,00O,00O from
q leading ban IN Berlin, which re-
Gently dischcr &C Ct its employee
because he ha, Zen engaged in ag,-
tating for the ~. nation Of Z bank
CLERKS union
The bank dec ned to reinstate the
man at the u. est of the labor
unions. '''2''
Cresco plain dealer. (Cresco, Howard County, Iowa) 1913-1945, 1914-01-02

For 1886 Gas Machine Gasoline of
highest grade and quality, at lowest
market prices, write Gas Oil Co., 627
Peoples Gas Bldg, Chicago, III. 16t4
Mrs. John Rastratter and daughters,
who have been visiting her parents,
Mr.. and Mrs Stewart Wilson, return
to their home IN Minneapolis Wednes-
day.
Mr.. and Mrs. Geo. Painton returned
Monday to their home in Calmar after
visit with their neice, Mrs. Hen ry
Smith, and the latt7r's daughter, Mrs.
Frank Burr.
Mrs. E. A. Hoyt. of Sioux Falls,
who has been the guest of her mother,
Mrs. John Martin, went to Leroy
Monday for visit with her daughter,
Mrs. Libbey.
Mrs. George "Opens and children,
who have been visiting at the home of
her father, Henry Retbamel, near
Schley, returned Tuesday to their
home in Calmar. .~
| For RENT-A good eight room
house, modern Improvements, opposite
of the public school. on the corner, now
occupied by E. A. Hoopman. Inquire
of C. D. NICHOLS. lott
Mr.. and Mrs. Blackorby and little
son returned Monday to their home at
Hansboro, N. D., after visit with the
latter's parents. Mr.. and Mrs. S. A.
Converse, and family.
Mr.. and Mrs. Fred Reihle, of Du-
buque, who have been visiting the lat
ter's mother, Mrs. John Byrnes, and
other relatives here, LETT Monday for
visit in Fort Atkinson.
Mrs. Edwin Heide and two daughters
arrived last week from Rhame, N. D.,
for visit at the home of her parents,
Mr.. and Mrs. Martin Vagts, and other
relatives in this vicinity.
Mrs. M. L. Thayer and little daugh-
of Clear Lake. who have been visiting
her sister. Mrs. VIM. Rathert, went to
Lime Springs Tuesday, to visit her
niece, Mrs. Wilbur Wells.
|
Mrs. J. P. Feuling and daughter
Helen, of Minneapolis, arrived Monday
from New Hampton for visit with
her parents, Mr.. and Mrs. W. G. Fish,
and sister, Mrs. Ed Weaken.
Nellie Lee, of Chicago. Mrs. Charles
Gray, of Rochester, Mimi, and Mrs.
R. s. Thompson and babe, of Monticel-
10. Mimi, spent Christmas with their
mother, Mrs G. A. Lee. Mrs. Thomp-
son returned home Saturday.
Rev. B. w. Soper performed a
double wedding at the parsonage on
Tuesday, Dec. 30th, the contracting
parties all being from Wisconsin and
some of them known to people of this
city. The couples were H. A. Wanek
and Ivah Brown and J. A. Godfrey
and Clara Wanek.
Mrs. Lavina Burgess passed awav
yesterday morning at 7:15 at the home
of her son H. C. where she has made
! her home for some time. Death was
caused by old age, she being past rs
years Of age. Short funeral services
will be held at the home this morning
and the remains taken to Elma to be
placed beside those of her husband in
the Elma cemetery.
Cresco plain dealer. (Cresco, Howard County, Iowa) 1913-1945, 1914-01-02
TWENTY KILLED IN FIRE

Many Blocks in Georgetown, British
Guiana, Destroyed.
: Georgetown, British Guiana, Dec
pa large section of the business
quarter of Georgetown, which is
known also as Oemerara, was de-
stroyed by fire. Twenty persons were
killed and many injured. Scores
were rendered homeless.
Cresco plain dealer. (Cresco, Howard County, Iowa) 1913-1945, 1914-01-02
CURRENCY BILL IS PRsiSEC
Mass Meeting at Seattle Thankq Con
qress and President.

Seattle, Dec. 3o.-A nonpartisan
mass meeting was held in the A,npo
drome, al which Resolutions were
adopted setting forth that the o.ss age
of the currency bill insures :; long
period Of prosperity end thaakicT con
gress and the president for TIE Nil,
On the stage were represents
CT the r-ic c!ca. banks. the Esaa:-:e
Labor union and thea comrSHrcjaa
bodies Of Seattle.
Cresco plain dealer. (Cresco, Howard County, Iowa) 1913-1945, 1914-01-02

ter, Mrs. John POnfka. 30
For SALE-Some fine pure bred
Bourbon Red Toms which l must dis
pose of at once. Enquire of Sylvia
Ashley, Rr 2, Cresco, la. 1872
Mrs. George Kneeskern returned
Monday to her home in DEBORAH after
visit with her husband who is n pa
tient at Mercy hospital ~
Mrs. Harry Caward returned Satur.
day to her home at Waterloo after q
visit at the home Of her parents, Mr..
and Mrs. E. o. White
Mrs. K L. Knudsen and daughter,
Hazel, Mrs. Ed King and Myra' Buck
were among the Cresco callers from
Lime Springs on Tuesday
Mr.. and Mrs. A. c. STREET ar ived
Sunday morning from Alliance, Ohio,
for visit at the Ed Hess home Mr..
Street il a cousin of Mr., Hess y
Tillie Haase and Ernest Halweg. of
N ason CITY. spent Christmas with the
latter's parents. Mr.. and Mrs rheo-
dore haiweg. returning saturday
Mrs. J. H Miller, accompanied BY
two grand children, from DEBORAH. was
80 a.s- -,;irsf':v 81 an 81 'N' -s !"
her daugtter. Mrs Ira chridson
Nsr. a,n. -.... ;Iss,r, IrvrO,u- n,ns
little daughter returned S,tu,day fron
Waukon, where the former was assist
ing ManIev Robinson in the 'snndrv
Cresco plain dealer. (Cresco, Howard County, Iowa) 1913-1945, 1914-01-02
WHITL0CK MADE DIPLOMAT
Ohioan's Appointment to Belgian
Court Confirmed by Senate.

Court Confirmed by Senate.
Washington, Dec. 23.-The senate
confirmed the appointments of
George Fred Williams of Massachu-
sets to be minister to Greece and
Brand Whitlock of Ohio to be minis
ter to Belgium.
Some opposition to Mr.. Whitlock
developed. The appointment of
Henry NJ. Pindell as ambassador to
Russia probably will not be consider
ed until after the Christmas recess.
Cresco plain dealer. (Cresco, Howard County, Iowa) 1913-1945, 1914-01-02
Mrs. w, L. Barker, teacher of piano.

Mrs. w. L. Barker, teacher of piano.
For Sale-Two Young springers. H.
Il. Schaefer. ....a
Mrs. George Friend was down from
Bonair Saturday.
HAY WANTED, by j H. Jones. Phone
az, Lime Springs, Iowa. Stf
Mrs. j. E. Dyrland. Of Conover, was
a Cresco caller Monday.
WANTED-30OO bushels of corn. In
quire of C. D. NICHOLS. l3ts
N. A. Black burn, Lawyer, Office over
Fields furniture store.
Mrs. James Nichols, of Bonair, was
a Cresco caller Saturday.
Lee Hall went to Lime Springs Tues
day to take in the dance.
4. Found-Near my place on 3rd Ave
East, cot. A. A. Biga)k.
Emma Hauck, of Lime Springs, is
the guest of Cora Sebastian.
Mr.. and Mrs. A. j Oulman left yes
terday for Blue Earth, MINI.
Wanted-I wish to buy 300 bushels
of good corn. W. j. Webster.
Rev. Jordahl's family, from Ridg e.
way, were Cresco callers Monday.
The best shoe sinner in town at the
IA. ST.. MODEL PANATORIUM.
A full line of the best cigars in tow n
at the MODEL PANATORIUM.
Get your French Dry Cleaning done
at the MODEL PANAToRIUM.
Theodore Vagts came out from Chi.
cago Sunday morning for home visit.
Mrs. Albert Letter and children re-
turned Monday from visit at Borair.
Lee McVety went to Arlington, Ia,
Saturday, to visit his cousin, Alley Hill.
Mrs. Anna Gunderson and babe re-
turned Monday from visit in Ridge
way.
Frances Rose went to PeRoy, Tues
day, to visit her sister, Mrs. Ed Will
Jams.
Anna and Emma Farrell came down
from Bonair Tuesday to, attend the
dance.
For SALE OR RENT-sO acre farm
close to Cresco. Enquire of M. w.
DREW. Is
Elsie Hoppe, who has been a patient
at the hospital, returned home We'd
nesday.
Anna Jacobson, of Harmony, left
Tuesday for visit with relatives in
Waukon.
Borgina Den and Mrs. Hans Korsmo,
of Ridgeway, were Cresco callers on
Monday. .,..
For SaIe-A good. yearling Berk :
shire boar. Fuller Bros, Ri. 6, Cries.
co, Iowa.
Mrs. Otto Gunderson went to Ridge
. way Saturday to see her mother-in'law
who is i'll.
Get that overcoat cleaned and pressed
at the MODEL PANAToRIUM. Prices
reasonable.
Get your clothes cleaned and pressed
at the MODEL PANAToRlUM. Prices
reasonable.
Mr.. and Mrs. E. Kohout returned
Monday from a visit with relatives in
Cedar Rapids.
Houses to rent, also to buy. See L..
E. Eaton. Office under post Office,
Cresco, Iowa.
Mr.. and Mrs. Weaken, of New
Hampton. spent Christmas at the home
of their son Ed.
Mrs. Albert Anderson and Nettie
Gunderson, of Ridgeway, were Cresco
callers Tuesday.
Mrs. Augusta Jones, of Lime Springs
was guest at the Sebastian home the
first of the week.
Mrs. John Barr went to St Paul
Wednesday to spend the New Year
with her son Ray.
Mrs. Morton Fields and little daugh-
ter went to Chester Wednesday for. a
visit with relatives.
Walter Parks left Monday for his
home at Fredericksburg after visit
with relatives here.
For Sale or Rent-A house with ten
acres of land. Inquire of Mrs. P. E.
Hall, Cresco, Iowa.
v. Croatt and daughter Rose left
Ottumwa tri-weekly courier. [volume] (Ottumwa, Iowa) 1903-1916, 1914-06-30
Daddy sBedtirne
q. The Plans
For Their Ball

"a dolls
IA dolls
R~ family
beautiful
looking
party"
In
~,
wonderful ball. will
with all
viii! Perhaps
dolls. especially listening
a
bedtime"
Ottumwa tri-weekly courier. [volume] (Ottumwa, Iowa) 1903-1916, 1914-06-30

Pop, do you wunt to heer good wun
sed to pop this AFTERNOON.
Shoot, sed pop. Meening he wuntid
to heer it, and I sed, It's riddil, pop.
thares niggirs. crate big niggir and
a littel bit of niger, and the little!
niger is the big niggirs son, but the
big niggir amt the littel niggirs farthlr
how do you make that out.
Can you make it out, sed pop.
Yes sir, | sed.
Well, lets see, sed pop, the littel
Etheopium is the big Etheopiums son
but the big Etheopium is not the littel
Etheopiums farthir, WE'LL watts the an
sWer.
The big niggir is the littel niggirs
mothir. I sed.
Ha ha ha, sed pop, got to hand 1t
to you for that wun, kiddo, ha, ha ha,
KUN upstares and lets try it avn yure
mothir.
WITCH we went up and ma was in the
setting room and pop sed, Greetings
and salutayshins, mothir I've got a
good riddil to perpound to you, It's
about two niggirs Of varying sizes.
Niggirs, goodniss, wat werd to use,
sed ma.
Well, lets call them negroz to keep
peece in the famerly and facilertate
the riddil, sed pop, enyhow, the littel