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Arizona republican., 1914-09-12
RULES OF THE ROAD FOR AUTOS
tt'rom Texas Contemporary

trom Texas Contemporary
 l. Upon the discovery of approaching team the automobilist must step offside and cover his machine with blanket painted to correspond to the scenery.
 Z The speed limit country roads this year will be a secret and the penalty for the violation will be BIO for every mile offender is caught go ing in excess of it.
 g. In case automobile makes a team run away penalty will be $50 for the first mile, slOO the second. $200 for the third, etc, that the team runs, in addition the usual damages
 A. On approaching a corner where he cannot command a view of the road ahead the automobist must stop not less than 100 yards from the turn. toot his horn, ring bell fire a revolver hallo and send up three bombs at intervals of five minutes
 ,. Automobiles must again be seasonably paint ed; that is so that they vii merge with the pas toral ensemble and be startling. They must be green in spring. golden in the summer red in autumn and white in winter
 6. Automobiles running the country at night must send up red rocket every mile and wait ten minutes for the road to clear They may then pro- Roman candles.
 :. All members of the society will give up Sun day to chasing automobiles shooting and shouting at them, making arrests and otherwise discoura ging country touring that day.
 B. In horse will not pass an automobile the automobilist will take the machine apart as rap idly possible and conceal the parts in the grass
 g. An automobile approaching farmers house when the road is dusty will slow down to one mile of the house with hand sprinkler worked over the dashboard.
 10. If your pipes leak while motoring to the lakes the automoblst must stop every two miles to refill his tank If you have guests, make them carry the water three miles from nearest farmhouse.
Arizona republican., 1914-09-12
Mean Words
By WALT MASON

It's ill to say unpleasant things about your noisome neighbors for all your mean and thought less filings edged like swords sabers. The you speak about will hear your words if fraught with malice, and your dome he'll put an ear, or, trying, bust his gallus l used roast my neghbor Wax, hard I able; I he wasn't worth the tacks nail him his stable Of he heard the things I said, my observa- tons dizzy, and and then he punched my head when he busy. l tired of sweings my brow, that old Bill Wax imparted: they greved me sorely, and my frau almost broken hearted. And I changed my method, then, and called Bill Wax dandy: I said he the best of men, sweet candy. Now, kindly gentle words have wings, swift pretty near it. as ugly words possessing stngs, which jar and jolt the spirit. My pleasant words reached old Bill
 Wax, flew to him, fairly hummng; he grabs his battle when he behods me con- ing. l don't indulge in harsh words now, those words that tear like teases; and Bill comes OCT and miks my cow when l have got the measles.
Arizona republican., 1914-09-12
I Arizona Republicans Editorial Page

the next to be thrown into filthy jail, is shock ing. To find himself quartered next to several tons Of high explosives with other prisoners scattered about, careless with fire is further disturbing We fear, also that Irving s. Cobbs "reminiscences of his stay in Germany will be rendered in that happy and good -humored style which within two years has given him international fame
 But the correspondent who has suffered the ndignity, the cruelest the hands of the Germans, is Richard Harding Davis. MT. Davis was arrested and detained for couple of hours as spy. It does not appear that any phy sca hardship imposed upon him in that brief time. To the ordinary man to be suspected of be- ing spy is serious matter. But to Richard Harding Davis, not to be known Richard Harding Davis, is indignity which Germany will be called upon to explain when the is over, even If it does not precipitate into quadruple entente earlier. There is which the kaiser offer. Any German soldier, however dense, should have recognized MT Davis. Not to know this dis tingushed American is a crime and an infringement upon the comity of nations.
Arizona republican., 1914-09-12
IS North First Avenue.

brides biscuit and the heavens weep like soc- ologist narratng the cruel barren youth of the poor victim of society who has just murdered four and little girl.
 Autumn gets sadder it gets older, and by December mankind would be unanimously tired of life if it for d few carefully selected bless ings of this gloomy In September the family of the perspiring business comes home from the cool beach and confers home upon him In October it becomes safe to look at the ice man in chilly tones and to tell him to take his forty pounds of ice between his thumb and forefinger and it, with himself, to a warmer climate. And in November the house fly curls up and dies without being invited to do so by folded newspaper. Hence the great love of for autumn.
Arizona republican., 1914-09-12

is a sad sight, especially to the who has to rake them up and burn them, in defiance of the city ordinances. But it is riot of cheerfulness beside the silent departure of the from a statesman who has held office for generation and has neglected think about anything but himself for the last twenty years.
 It is almost heartrending to watch such a man. eminent and influential in Washington, and hon. ored by lobbyists, office seekers and magnates of all kinds talking weariy county fair tariff statistics to women and a boy while the autumn voter is eagerly inspecting other riees of hogs in adjoining pavilion
 Autumn is justly famous for its bright, sunny days when the wooded hills blaze with colOrs and the crisp sharp air is invigoratng alleged soft drink in Georgia. It is infamous for it's dank dreary days when the universe is sOggy
Arizona republican., 1914-09-12

It is unnecessary remark that the war news is confusing. Yesterday learned from Nsh the temporary capital of Servia, that the Servians had occupied Semin, important Austro Hungarian town across the Danube from Belgrade The day before London dispatch stated that the Austrians engaged in a furious bombardment of Belgrade These dispatches, which first glance appear to be irreconcilable really We can imagine that the Servians rendered peevish by the bombardment, a pleasantly in which the Austrians have been engaged since the beginning of the when they had nothing else to do. The Ser vans doubtless decided that they wouldn't stand for it any longer and the river and took Semlin a mark their disapproval of Austrian violence, disorder and general racket
Arizona republican., 1914-09-12
PAID IN ADVANCE

Your bill will come to jest s47'
 "Fcrty-seven dollers?" echoed Speedway, the automobist. Why judge, the fine for overspeed- ing is only sl5"
 "Ya-as, I know, said the justice. The thutty- dollars is fer contempt O court
 But I haven't expressed any contempt for this court.
 Not yit ye haven't grinned the justice. but ye will my friend, ye will, before git mile out O town"
Arizona republican., 1914-09-12
Autumn
By GEORGE FITCH Author of "At Good Old Siwash"

The pensiyo autumn which is among us is the saddest season of the year
 This is because the universe at this time shows marked signs of wearing out. The trees are she'd ding, the fields bald the sun is losing it's vi taty baseball is passing rapidly away and great many statesmen making their last appeal for mercy very indifferent public.
 The falling of the leaves from a kindly tree
Arizona republican., 1914-09-12
Our War Correspondents

When John T. McCutcheon gets back to his desk in the office of the Chicago Tribune the cartoons he will make of the Germans will probably provoke all international breach of the Several things have happened to MT. McCutcheon that must have been racking to the artistic temperament. To be treated courteously and even kindly one minute and
Arizona republican., 1914-09-12

When a mans conscience troubles him, he thinks he has indigestion
Arizona republican., 1914-09-12
DID THE DOG KNOW?

The Frenchman did not like the look Of the bark ing dog barring his way.
 Its all right said his host; don't you know the proverb Barking dogs don't bite?
 "Ah yes," said the Frenchman, T know ze proverbe you know ze proverbe? but ze dog-does he know ze proverbe?"
Arizona republican., 1914-09-12
THE M EMU

Puzzled Diner (to restaurant waiter)-N nat have you got for dinner?
 Waiter Roastbeeffricassedchickens wedlamb- hashbak kedandfredpota mpuddngmkteaandcof- fee.
 Puzzled Diner-Give the third. fourth fitth' sixth eighteenth and nineteenth syables-Tlt- -blts
Arizona republican., 1914-09-12
FINANCE!

Father (visiting at college)-My son, these are better cigars than l afford
 Son-Thats all right. father; take all you want this is on
Arizona republican., 1914-09-12
French Ruildina Sites

Among the buildings outside the Notifications of Paris, destroyed because they obstructed the range of the great defense guns, a mansion which had been erected by Frank J. Gould cost of million dollars. suppose that the French government if it survive will compensate MT. Gould for his loss. If the Germans should ultimately pre- vail the loss will probably be permanent
 If MT. Gould had been wise his father he would have chosen better building site We would rather have in Hoop Pole township, Posey county, Indiana, than the MT. Gould selected in the environs of Paris-that is, if we desired to live on it, care-free and happy. It turns that there are good building sites anywhere in continental Europe
 MT. Gould may find some consolation for his loss in the reflection that he is not the first of his family to make unwise French investment. It cost his sister, Anna, much more than million dol lars to marry and get rid of Count de Casteane, and her present husband, de Saigon is said be a not much more profitable investment.
The Hattiesburg news. (Hattiesburg, Miss.) 1908-1917, 1914-02-05
II 9;I@,t'2,;SIPpI MAN Whips BLUES
With WONDERFUL STOMACH REMEDY

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Because of the remarkable success
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The Hattiesburg news. (Hattiesburg, Miss.) 1908-1917, 1914-02-05

Albany, N. Y, Feb. 5.-The state
ment has just been made by the state
Inheritance tax appraisers that the
estate of Anthony N. Brauy, who died
last year, will amount to 100000, 900.
The final appraisement has not been
made.
When Brady died many said be was
worth about $4O,0O0,O00. Other guess.
es were as low as $25, 1000. Inas-
much as most estimates of large for.
tunes are exaggerated at the tima OF
the owners death the latter estim2 te
was accepted. Now, however, the
authorities of New York state, who
must make an appraisal in order to
fix the inheritance tax, have learned
that Brady was worth three or four
times as much as most persons
thought.
Most of his money was In public
utilities, such as street car lines, light
and water companies. He started in
very lowly position In Albany years
ago, but by remarkable sagacity and
energy he brought himself to tbs
point where the .Morgans and Rookie
fellers had to listen when he spoke.
The Hattiesburg news. (Hattiesburg, Miss.) 1908-1917, 1914-02-05
EAT CABBAGE, ElSH,
SAUSAGE, new BREAD
"PAPE's pIAPEPsIN" DlcEsre
FOOD WHEN STOMACH CAN'T
CURES INDIGESTION.

Do some foods you eat hit back
taste good, but work badly; ferment
into stubborn humps and cause sick,
sour gassy stomach? Now, Mr.. or
Mrs. Dyspeptic, jot this down: Pape's
Diapepsin digests everything, leaving
nothing to sour and upset you. There
never was anything SO safely quick, 90
certain effective. No difference how
badly your stomach is disordered you
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but what pleases you most is that It
.. strengthens and regulates your srom-
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without fear.
Most remedies give you relief some
times-they are slow, but not sure.
Papes Diapepsin" is quick, positive
and puts your stomach in a healthy
condition SO the misery won't come
back.
You feel different as soon a. Pape's
niapepsin" comes in contact with the
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Go now, make the best investnsc =
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cent case of Pape's Diapepain froit
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minutes how needless it is to sufPss
from indigestion, dyspepsia or any
stomach disorder.
The Hattiesburg news. (Hattiesburg, Miss.) 1908-1917, 1914-02-05
A CHILD'S LAXATIVE
IS SYRUP OF figs
MADE FROM FRUIT-CAN'T HARM
TENDER STOMACH, LIVER
AND BOWELS.

If your little ones tongue is coated,
1t is sure sign the stomach, liver and
bowels need gentle, thorough cleans.
ing at once. When your chiud is cross,
peevish, listless, pale, doesn't sleep
eat or act naturally; if breath is bad
stomach sour, system full of cold
throat sore, or If feverish, give a tea.
spoonful of California Syrup of Figs,
and In few hours all the clogged-up
constipated waste, sour bile and undi
gested food will gently move out Of
the bowels, and you have a well. play
full child again.
Sick children needn't be coaxed te
take the harmless fruit laxative
Millions Of mothers keep 1t handy be
cause they. know Its. action on. the
stomach. liver and bowels is promp,
and sure. They also know a little
given today saves sick child tomor
row.
Ask your druggist for a 5o-cent bot
tie of California Syrup of Figs,
which contains directions for babies
children Of all ages and for grown-up
plainly on the bottle. Beware Of coun
terfeits sold here Get the genuine
made by California Fig Syrup Com
paDy." Don't be fooledi
The Hattiesburg news. (Hattiesburg, Miss.) 1908-1917, 1914-02-05
Grover Miller of Corinth, Gains 2;
Pounds After Taking the
Mayr Treatment.

Thousands of people in Mississippi
needlessly suffer from arrangements
Of the stomach while swift relief Is
close at hand.
For instance, Grover Miller of Cor
NTH, Miss, grew thin and weak be-
cause of impairment of his digestion.
He was detected and blue"
Then he discovered Mayr's Wonder
ful Stomach Remedy. In short time
he was gaining back his weight and
felt like new. He wrote:
~ have already gained back twenty
three pounds in weight I can hardly
believe It myself, because previous te
using ~oac remedy did not feel thai
! | could live"
From every part of the South ant
the whole United States such happ,
The Hattiesburg news. (Hattiesburg, Miss.) 1908-1917, 1914-02-05

zoo. While rambling around among
the animals with his father one after
noon little Johnny came to a minia-
ture lake on which two swans were
swimming.
Papa" said Johnny, pointing a
chubby little finger out over the lake,
lis that the father swan or the mother
swami
Which one do you mean, Johnny ?"
asked the old man, glancing in the
direction indicated by the boy.
Il mean the one over there" answer
ed Johnny. ''The one with all the
feathers pecked off his head and isn't
allowed to have a biscuit or nothing. u
Eyes, my son." promptly rejoined
papa, with just suspicion of sigh,
that's the father swan, all right
Exchange.
The Hattiesburg news. (Hattiesburg, Miss.) 1908-1917, 1914-02-05
CELEBRATION OF APPLE DAY

Seattle, Wash, Feb. 5.-Following
proclamation by Governor Lister set
ting aside today for the celebration Of
apple Day." thousands of residents
throughout the state of Washington
sent presents of choice apples to rela-
tives and friends in other parts of the
country. In this city the various wom-
ems clubs sold apples on the streets,
and the day was further observed with
special exercises in the public schools.
The Hattiesburg news. (Hattiesburg, Miss.) 1908-1917, 1914-02-05
ECONOMISTS DISCUSS TAX LAWS.

Bloomington, Ind, Feb. 5.-A wide
open" state conference on taxation
met at the State University here today
to discuss all phases of the tax prob
lem, with view to agreeing upon a
more satisfactory plan than the old
system of property tax which is still
in force in Indiana. The conference
will continue two days. Thos. In at
tendance include state officials. tax
commissioners, economists and invit-
ed speakers from other states. Cover.
nor Ralston presided and delivered ali
address at the opening session this
morning.
The Hattiesburg news. (Hattiesburg, Miss.) 1908-1917, 1914-02-05
FRENCH MEMORIAL OF SCOTT.

Paris, Feb. 5.-The Captain Scott
memorial, the cost of which was raised
by private subscription in France was
unveiled today on the Col de Lautaret
in the French Alps, whittier the British
explorer went in March, 1908, to make
test of the motor sleighs which he
invented to use in his dash to the
South Pole. The unwilling was con-
Quoted under the auspices of the
French Alpine Club.
The Hattiesburg news. (Hattiesburg, Miss.) 1908-1917, 1914-02-05

classified col
umns Of The News is a good place
to advertise ladies' ready-to-wear
dresses. Try 1t. You read this one,
thousands of ladies' would read
yours. Let our want ad pan call on
you. tt
The Hattiesburg news. (Hattiesburg, Miss.) 1908-1917, 1914-02-05

FOR SALE-120 acres, 4 miles Of Hat
tiesburg, so acres fenced, As cultiva-
ton, good dwelling, we'll improved
farm, orchard so pecan trees, many
fruit trees. Ideal country home
s., care News. 2O-tf
The Hattiesburg news. (Hattiesburg, Miss.) 1908-1917, 1914-02-05
CAPTAIN INCH COM.
MANos NEW SHIP

Rotterdam, Feb. 5.-The steamship
Principello. the newest and largest YES
sci of the Uranium Line, sailed from
here today on her maiden trip to New
York. The new ship is in charge Of
Captain Francis Inch. who commanded
the Inflated volturno when that vessel
The Hattiesburg news. (Hattiesburg, Miss.) 1908-1917, 1914-02-05
SITUATIONS WANTED

YOUNG LADY-Who has just finished
course in shorthand and typewrit-
Ing, desires position in office where
she can get practical experience.
; Address X, care Postoffice Box
3O3. 2-4-1t
The Hattiesburg news. (Hattiesburg, Miss.) 1908-1917, 1914-02-05
SURE GUIDE TO SEX.

Congressman Seaborn Ruddensbury,
of Georgia, smiled when the talk topic
dwelt on the lord and master of the
domestic ranch. He said he was re-
mind of little Johnny's visit to the
The Hattiesburg news. (Hattiesburg, Miss.) 1908-1917, 1914-02-05

WANTED TO SELL~One thousand
dollars worth of secondhand furni.
ture. Cash or terms.-Hattiesburp
Furniture Co., 107 Mobile street.
21jan30t
The Hattiesburg news. (Hattiesburg, Miss.) 1908-1917, 1914-02-05

the loss of many lives, and who later
was exonerated of any blame and
warmly praised for the bravery and ef-
ficiency he displayed at the time OF
the catastrophe.
The Hattiesburg news. (Hattiesburg, Miss.) 1908-1917, 1914-02-05
my prices. T. A. Hishtower.
2-4-1mo

AUTOMOBILE FOR SALE-3o H. p.
roadster in good condition. Tires
new. Owner will demonstrate car
and will sell cheap for cash.-"W,"
care The News. aG.tf
The Hattiesburg news. (Hattiesburg, Miss.) 1908-1917, 1914-02-05

It has been asserted by many emin-
nent specialists that there is no doubt
that by the beat Of the pulse alone the
sex and age Of q person could be told.
The Hattiesburg news. (Hattiesburg, Miss.) 1908-1917, 1914-02-05

SALESMAN WANTED-$75.00 per
month and all expenses to begin.
Experience not absolutely necessary.
Take orders from dealers for Gig
arettes, Cigars, Snuff, Smoking and
Chewing T0baccos.-Penn Company.
Station o, New York, N. Y.
dec13-2mo
The Hattiesburg news. (Hattiesburg, Miss.) 1908-1917, 1914-02-05

WANTED-By widow, position as
heuse-keeper for small family. Ad.
dress Mrs. D. Crane, 100 Newman
street. 2-6t
The Hattiesburg news. (Hattiesburg, Miss.) 1908-1917, 1914-02-05

MAN AND WIFE-Wants boarding
house in saw-mill camp. Apply
J. c. MiIIiman, Hattiesburg, Miss.
4-6t
The Hattiesburg news. (Hattiesburg, Miss.) 1908-1917, 1914-02-05

FOR SALE-One scholarship In the
Hattiesburg Business College. A
bargain. Apply at News office. 20-tf
The Hattiesburg news. (Hattiesburg, Miss.) 1908-1917, 1914-02-05
HELP WANTED

AGENTS WANTED-Fast selling ar
ticle for the household. Every home
wants one. Good profits. Particu-
lars free.-Bourne Speciality Co..
119 McCallie Ave-, Chattanooga,
Tenn. 30-St
The Hattiesburg news. (Hattiesburg, Miss.) 1908-1917, 1914-02-05

FOR SALE-S-room dwelling on lot
1oOx2e0, modern conveniences. Ser.
wants house and two stables. Bar
gain. Address O., care News. 20-tf
The Hattiesburg news. (Hattiesburg, Miss.) 1908-1917, 1914-02-05

FORA square deal in all kinds of
painting and paper-hanging, call
W. e. Combs. Cumberland phone
7ss, or Home phone 762. 23-3Ot
The Hattiesburg news. (Hattiesburg, Miss.) 1908-1917, 1914-02-05
FOR RENT
VACANT HOUSES.

VACANT HOUSES.
2 Groom houses on West Pine
ST, each ......... .S17.60
1 5-room house on 18th Ave.. 800
/ broom house on St. Paul St.. 1880
! 5-room house on Elizabeth Ave. 1900
1 7-room house on New Orleans
OF. ....'' .'..'.... lo.VV
l 5-room house on Bouie St.. 1880
/ 5-room house on Fourth St.. . 1000
1 Groom house on River Ave-. 500
/ Groom house on Railroad St.. 1000
l 5-room house on Bushman St.. 1000
Several nice offices in fairfield Bldg,
with steam heat.
W. D. Smith,
Real Estate and Fire ms.
fairfield Bldg.
The Hattiesburg news. (Hattiesburg, Miss.) 1908-1917, 1914-02-05

M. NJ. Melenaer, the Harlem Her
NIT" claims title to New York City
property worth 100000, and he
lives in tent in the north part of
Manhattan Island to hold his title to
1t, he says. In fact, his claim is to
about one-fourth of the island, con-
sisting largely Of the northern por-
ton of it, which is now covered with
The Hattiesburg news. (Hattiesburg, Miss.) 1908-1917, 1914-02-05

costly residences and immense apart
ment houses. Melenaer claims the
property under the will Of his grand
father made in 1912. He has begun a
legal fight on many wealthy property
owners. In order to make good his
legal claim he has set up a home on
the property, and during all the cold
of the winter he remained in his tent.
The Hattiesburg news. (Hattiesburg, Miss.) 1908-1917, 1914-02-05

WANTHD-Wall papertng and paint.
Ing. Work best; prices lowest
Cumb. phone 8S7. 15jan1mo
The Hattiesburg news. (Hattiesburg, Miss.) 1908-1917, 1914-02-05

PRICE CUT-On half-soleing and
shoe repairing. Lady or mems shoes
sewed half-soled and rubber or
leather heels, 90 cents. Tackled
sole and heels, 65 cents. Tackled
sole, 40 cents, rubber heels, 40c.-
Chas. Jordan, 410 Main street.
1-21-1mo