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The Topeka state journal. [volume] (Topeka, Kansas) 1892-1980, 1914-09-19

She (sarcastically)-''You were sitting
up with sick friend. 1 suppose" He
Eyes" She-'sPerhaps, sir, you'll be good
enough to tell me his complaint He
'.Sure! He complained that we stacked
the cards ON him.. He was good and sick
all xight"-Boston TRANSCRIPT.
The Topeka state journal. [volume] (Topeka, Kansas) 1892-1980, 1914-09-19

Topeka Fruit and Produce Markee.
sale Fruit and PRODUCED
ITALIAN PRUNEs-Per crate 1, m ="
BARTLETT PEARS-Per boz xoW.
BURREL GEM CANTALOCPESMpe-
CANTALoUPEs-Per crates. 7oc. .
crate in 5 crate lots &c W. Per
ELBERTA PEACHES-Per bushe, b..-
CALIFORNIA LEMoNs-per box a. n
VALENCIA ORANGES-Per box. - ~
ToKAY GRAPEs-Per basket. SD in
crate lots, per crate, $1.15.
NEW ONIONS-Red. per Inn z, * w.,
low. per ou.. N9: white per bu., $50
SPANISH ONIONS-Per crate. Al e
MANGO PEPPERs-Per basket, &c.
EGG PLANT-Large, per doE.. eoc.
NEW BEETS-Per bu, CSC.
NEW CARROTSLPer bu.. SOC.
VAS SEzSsSSsr s.s sss:s'; s. a.
KAw VALLEY PoTXroEs-Per bu..
SWEET PoTAToEs-Per bu.. &c.
COLORADO CABBAGE-Per H., lxs.
CHEESE-l71xQ1S1kc
TEXAS ToMATOES-ao lb. climax bas.
ket, CSC.
BANANAs.Per lb.. Sc.
RAN 4 bbl.. 500: half
BANANAS-Per h., Sc.
JONATHAN APPLESPer bbl AK
HONEY-Per ~ rack case SaM.
QUINCES-Per box, $500
COLORADO CELERY = Jumbo. per
bunch Coo.
DIAMOND BASKETs-H Half bu.. ~ bu.
and pecks. per doz.. &c.
ROOT vEGETABLES-Tu Mr. I'm.
&c. Beets. per bu., 75c. Carrots. Der bu.
SIC. '
CALIFORNIA oNIoNs-Per bu.. s1.1e
Topeka 3s.ts r. E9Rs ana Poultrv.
FURNISHED by the Topeka Pach1ne ca.
Corner Laurent and Nadleon
Topeka, Kan. Sent. n
POULTRY-Hens. 1zc: sprinsn nve. -
lbs, lie; broilers.. lbs. and under r.:
turkeys. l4c: ducks. &c; geese. sc: Old
turkeys 14c: ducaa &c: geese. C.
EGGS-19c.
BUTTER-1Sc. e
Topeka Hay Markea
FURNISHED Ny r. 4. Heck eI,e,a -
NEW PRAIRIE hAf-sl0WA
NEW ALFALFA-S10oo
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THE WEATHER RECORD.

Following are observations of the
United States weather bureau for the
twenty-lour hours ending at o'clock this
The Topeka state journal. [volume] (Topeka, Kansas) 1892-1980, 1914-09-19
Grain Gossip.

Grain Gossip.
(By special wire to T. J. Myers)
India shipments Of wheat this week
were 32S.o00 bushels. compared with 72s,O01
last week and LOSS 900 bushels a year ago.
Elevator stocks Of wheat at Kansas City
have increased $50. TO bushels thus far
this week and corn stocks decreased Is, 474
bushels.
Exports from the United States and Can
ada yesterday were 1,115.000 bushels of
wheat, 80, 900 bushels of flour and 1900
bushels Of oats.
Minneapolis wheat stocks increased
2.15o.0oo bushels this week. A year ago
the increase $4,000 bushels Duluth stocks
increased about million bushels com
pared with 1,5S8.0e0 bushels increase
year ago.
A cable from Argentina reads as follows:
In the north locusts are swarming. and
the government has taken means for ex-
termination. There is no immediate dam
ger, but fears are expressed for the fu-
ture wheat. Rain continues
According to Bradstreet's the exports
Of wheat and flour from the United states
and Canada this week were $780, 900 BUSH
week and 4,146,000 bushels a year ago.
Corn shipments were $1,000 bushels.
Argentina exported 24.000 bushels of
bushels last week and To-, 600 bushels =
year ago. Shipments since January /
aggregate S.sso.ooo bushels: a year ago.
1o2 sse 600 bushels 1ss n Corn shipments -, this
bushels last week and 1881 900 bushels a
year ago. Total corn shipments since
January are 2. 5000 bushels; a year ago
ed III 100000 bushels to America. Ten
thousand bushels Of oats were exported.
Kansas City Produce Market.
Kansas City, Sept. 19.-WHEAT-Cash:
Market 2@3c higher. No. 2 hard, $1.04@
LOS; No. 3. S1.03@1.05: No. 2 red, $1.05k;
No. 8, 1$.021kQ1-O4
CORN-Market 11zc to nc higher. No.
mixed, 77h@7sc; No 3. 76@761kc; No.
hite, Sic: No. 3. 79G60c.
OATS-Market kG1c higher. No. z
hite, 48@4814c; No. mixed. &c.
RYE-S7@68c.
HAY-Market steady.
BuTTER-Market unchanged.
EGGsMarket unchanged.
POULTRY-Market unchanged.
WHEAT-Receipts $50 cars.
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cLosE:: wHEAT-Dscsmbes. stssK:
May, Q.l0x.
cS SSSsISss:ss:;. .;ss; Nay. '''se
chicago s.rs,dnce laasAea
Chicago. Sept. D-BUTTER-Aarket 'un-
EGGS-Market unchaneed.
POTATQES-Marke lover. JeFseyA
6ssc; En- Mi sae,s: M9ase; Hin a and
POULTRY-Aiive. unchanged.
New York isrnduse Saarkea.
New York. Sept. Neutrality-suspicious.
quiet and unchanged.
CHEESE-MArket steady. unchanged
EGG@Market irregular. State. Penn
sylvania and nearby hennery browns. NO
&c: ditto gathered browns and mixed col
POULTRY-Live, weak: western chick
keys. 1b6lec: dressed. weak; western
chickens. frozen. 15@22c: fowls, 141x@7Oc;
turkeys, 23@26c.
New York Sugar Market.
.a new a1rk: Sept. 1s.sUGAR-Raw.
sass sa 'q Ssfaed sSsaa a sscs.
New York Money Market.
New York. Sept. 19.-MONEY-Closing:
change. firm: Tor cables. sl.ss: for demand.
N96.2. Bar silver, 6l36c
E E1cnsn. Hss L.. rs; balances - 81
balances for the week. 7o.los. ia
Wichita Live stock Market.
W1ch1ta, Sept. 19.-HOGSReceipts 200
q IKE steady. Top. $3.50; bulk Of sales.
cATTLE-Recs.pts .. Market steady.
ers. $6.0o@s0o; stockers and feeders, 5000
ss.oo0s.oo: calves. 7.006s.5o.
ST. JOscDi, I,~s .,.cS ~,..
!:soo. Markt steady to SC higher. Top.
CATTLE-Receipts Soo' Market .t..nx
Steers. $7.O0@p10.50; cattle and heifers. q. =
so; calves, $s.5o@u:oo.
Chicago Live Stock Market.
Cn,cago: Sept. l9-.HoGS-Receipts 5000.
light. ssssasso: mixed. ,s.ss@ssc: I Sesvy:
$50; rough. $S.15@S30: pigs, $68@o.0o.
CATTLEmRecsipts 500. Market weak.
ers and feeders. S5.5Oas IS: cows and heif-
ers: s. 1908: 30; calves. $s50a1225.
sheep. ss@S u. 100 or,,,s Market , sicw
lambs. $7.25@S.50.
Kansas City Live Stock Market.
Kansas City. Sept. 1s.-HOGS-Receipts
800 Market steady to SC higher. Bulk Of
sales. $ssoqSso; heavy. $s6O@9.00: packers
pigs $7.25@3.00.
| CATTLE-Receipts 300. Market steady.
Prime fed steers. $10.O0@10.75; dressed
beef steers. $S00d9.75; western steers, S. Is
@sS; southern steers. $5.25@7.25; cows,
!SOOQ7.25; heifers. $S.50@e.5O stockers ana
feeders. 4600QSS; bulls. $5.25@6.75; calves,
! $650Q10.50
SHEEP--Receipts 100. Market steady.
Lambs. G.5@8.50; yearlings, S. 1905 S5:
wethers, $540G&10; ewes, $5.OO@5 co. stock.
| ers and feeders, $4O0@.5O.
Topeka Market
rFurnished by Chas. woifr PACKING co.
Topeka, Kan, Sept H.
| HOGS-
| MIXED AND BUTCHERS r. 1O6a n
| q EiA Z B, lOED& IS
| ROUGH AND HEAVY. 7055a "A
LIGHT 10sSs ~
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Butter and Eeea.
(Jarntshed by Ehs Continental "a axmsr,
Co. Topeka. Ean.I
CHICAGO EGGS-22Q23c
NEW YORK E0GS-S1Nc n9f
STORAGE EGGSA2lHc t-f1
CREAMERY BUTTER-Chicako. SDc:
N. Y, 32Qs23zc: Elgin. 30szc; Topeka whole.
sale, SOC. ~
Topeka Grain Nfarkee
lEIrnished by J. b. Billiard, coruey NaA
8a0 ave and Curtis ot.l
Topeka, Kan. Sept. H.
CORN-75c.
OATSL40@45c.
WHEAT-65@S0c.
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Chicago Grim Market
Chicago, Sept 19.-WHEAT-Close: Sep
TENDER, $10A; December, N.13A; May,
$1.20N
rCORN-september 7sAc: December,
727sc; May, 74%c.
OATs--September. 47zc: December,
501sc; May, 531kc.
PORK-January, $2087.
LARD-October. $965: January, $1022.
RIBS-October. $11.05; January, $10S2.
Liverpool Grain Market.
Liverpool. Sept. 19.-WHEAT-Spot
steady; No. Manitoba. ss sgd: No. 2.
30 I'd; No. 2 red winter, new IS I'd. Fu-
lures, firm; October, So SID; December,
0s I'd.
CORN-Spot, nominal; futures, steady;
September, Sc d; October. Sc 1Od.
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DEAD IN LAYERS.

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New York. Sept. Closing:
Mercantile paper. per cent. Sterling ex-
change. firm: for cables. tl.s6: for demand.
N96.25. Bar silver. 5136c.
Exchanges. $1Ss. III. 745: balances. $7.esS s11.
exchanges for the week, N.12z, 81, $50:
balances Tor the week, SO, Jog, Isl
The Topeka state journal. [volume] (Topeka, Kansas) 1892-1980, 1914-09-19

Chicago PKs,dnce- 11askoo.
Chicago. Sept. 1D-BUTTER-4arket un-
changed.
EGGS-1farket unchanged.
~POTATOES-M lover. JeFseyh
6SSc: Michigan. 70075c: Minnesota and
Dakota, 73076c: WiDconsin, O077c.
POULTRY-AMve, unchanged.
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st. Joseph 1--we ~sssca Marker
St Joseph. Sept. s.-HOGSLReceipts
10 Markt steady to &c higher. Top,
$50; bulk Of sales. $8.000SS0
CATTLE-Receipts 900. Market steady.
Steers. $z.O0@11O.50; cattle ana heifers. a. 3
as. 40; calves, $650&Dl1.0O,
SHEEP-Receipts 500. Market steady.
Lambs, }s.O00S5O.
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NNIIlttd 1--we SINK 10afket.
Wichita, Sept. 19.-HOGS-Receipts 200
MARKET steady. Top. $3.50; bulk Of sales
CATTLE-Receipts - Market steady
Native steers. $6.00QS.50; cows and heif.
ers. $6OOQS00; stockers and feeders, 5000
-: stockers and heifers, $4500s.6O; bulls
$s.0o06.oo; calves. $700@s.60
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New York Sugar Market.
New York, Sept D.-SU0AR-RAW,
easy: molasses sugar, 5.00@612: eentri-
1ugal, $S65Q6.U. Refined sugar, quiet
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Butter and 'EeED.
by The Continental
Co. Topeka. Kan.I
The Topeka state journal. [volume] (Topeka, Kansas) 1892-1980, 1914-09-19

Topeka Hay Afaraee.
FURNISHED ny T. 4. Heck ey,-efs
Topeka. Kan, Bent ~
NEW PRAIRIE hAY-Sl0vN
NEW ALFALFA-S10M
Evening capital and Maryland gazette. (Annapolis, Md.) 1910-1922, 1914-01-30
EURoPE'S MOST TACTFUL MAN
Viseount knollys, the Late King Ed
wards Friend, Has Been Accord
ed That Distinction.

Europe's most "tactful man" is, by
common consent. Viscount Knollys,
first baron of Cayersham, who is now
Just seventy-six. For over 40 years he
was private secretary to British roy
atty, the friend and counsellor Of
three monarchs. and his recent retire
ment was considered in court circles
to be Nile less than calamity 1t
has been said of him that mo other
man ever knew so much or said so
little" The tribute is deserved, for
Lord Knollys was always a human
sphynx. Shrewd insight, unfailins
tact and courtesy and the rare abil-
ity to hold his tongue, enabled him 10
win and hold the esteem and respect
of not only those he directly served,
but of cabinet ministers, diplomats
and the people at large. Only the re-
~porters disliked him, for never a word
were they able TO get out of him.
It was In 1886 that Francis Knollys,
then merely a Mr." entered the serv-
ice of royalty as gentleman usher to
Queen Victoria. Two years later he
was appointed private secretary to
the prince of Wales, later King Ed
ward.
Evening capital and Maryland gazette. (Annapolis, Md.) 1910-1922, 1914-01-30
Near Death In sewer.

Or. @. Cooke Adams. who has been
. civil engineer surgeon, naval Off
Ger and research worker in Australia,
was telling some OF his blood-curdling
experiences the other day.
my narrowest escape from death,
he said. was not at the hands of abo-
rhymes or bushmen. was engaged
as an engineer in preparing plans for
a new system of sewers for the city
OF Sydney, Australia. In connection
with this work Il was necessary to re-
survey the old unventilated system
which had been laid 30 years previ-
ously. the existing plans of which We're
most Inaccurate / had been under
ground several hours. and the men in
charge of the manholes had mistaken
the signals and closed the manholes.
thinking | had come TO the surface.
The gate valves were opened and the
sewage started on its way before the
mistake was discovered and | was res
cued, together with an assistant, both
Of ug unconscious from sewer poison
ing"
Evening capital and Maryland gazette. (Annapolis, Md.) 1910-1922, 1914-01-30
PERSONAL MENTION

Miss jamie Feldmeyer is visiting
Mrs. Edward Fulton, at Gainesville,
Baltimore.
Mrs. william Z. Il. Wyse. of Balti.
more, was the guest yesterday and to-
day of her friend, Mrs. Joseph =. Me-
Comas, wife of DR.. McCoomas, at the
Rectory.
Miss Margaret Wilson entertained the
young ladies' sewing club last night at
her cousins home. Mrs. Jessie Fisher.
Randall st.
Mrs. A. o. Stone, Of ConnellsviAe,
Pa, Is visiting Miss Marion Speicher,
sister Of Lieut. Paul Speicher, u. s.
N, of Braddock, Pa.
Mrs. Raymond Stone. wife of Com
mander Stone, u. S. N, left today for
Boston, TO join her husband whose
ship is there at this time.
Mr.. and Mrs. William Harris. will be
down for the Fancy Dress ball at the
Naval Academy tonight and will be the
guests of Mrs. ID. c. Handy. Duke of
Gloucester street. Mrs. Harris was be-
fore her marriage Miss Carrie War
Geld, daughter of Governor Warfield.
Evening capital and Maryland gazette. (Annapolis, Md.) 1910-1922, 1914-01-30
WOULD HAVE HAD THE MONEY
English Monarch-Why the
Prince Left Whites Club.

An amusing story Of particular in
terest at the moment is told concern
ing the duke OF Sutherland by Lord
Sufield In My Memories" When the
shah Of Persia visited this country. the
late King Edward. who was then
prince of Wales, told him that the
duke of Sutherland owned large es-
tates in Scotland. as well as in Eng
land. The shah is alleged 10 have
said: "He must be very rich. OF
course, when you come TO the throne
you will" And here he made an eX-
pressiye gesture with his finger across
his throat
Lord Sufield was on close terms of
intimacy with the late king, who, al
though he had the reputation Of ana
bility and geniality, drew very plainly
the limits which guarded his dignity.
on onA occasion his late majesty was
leaving Whites club. and began TO
light n cigar In a room in which people
did not usually smoke. Some ofhcious
official came up and said So and the
prince replied, quite pleasantly, that
he was just going. The official retorted,
rather rudely, that the club rules must
be observed. no matter who the mem
Der was. and the prince, without an
other word, left the club, and with
drew his name next day. The MARI
borough owes its existence to that lit
tie lapse or lack of tact on the part
Of one of Whites people.
Evening capital and Maryland gazette. (Annapolis, Md.) 1910-1922, 1914-01-30
1.-THE TRAP
Exclusive Two-Reel Viisgrsph With
Edith Storey at The Colonial
Tonight.

The Trap" is stirring and start
ling drama Cf intrigue and social am
hition. II is set to catch a promi-
neut financier and his young daugh-
ter. A plausible villain tries to wed
a beautiful girl by ensnaring her
father and his business associates.
The girl, however, is one too many
fer him and leads the designing ras-
cal into his own house, foils his plans
and triumphs in her victory The
cast is an exceptionally strong one,
featuring Edith Storey, William
HUMPHREY, L. Rogers Lytton, Harry
S. Northiup, E. K. Lincoln, left
Johnson and S. Rankin Drew The
story is told in two parts.
Having a Good Time, Essanay
comedy. Johnson, after having
worked for a small salary for many
years. inheritsNwealth. He gives up
his job and goes out in search of
friends to help him enjoy his money,
much to his disney everyone he
meets are unable to 90 WITH him on
his journey to hilarity owing TO their
suffering with q severe ailment.
Disguised, Johnson starts home. He
stumbles and sprains HE ankle.
Having sent for doctor, he goes to
his room.
The doctor, on his way. is met
with the village gossip, who unable
TO learn just what ails Johnson,
comes to the conclusion he is dying
and the news soon spreads. His
friends all 20 to the florist and pick
out a nice array of funeral flowers
and one alter another. presene John
son with the flowers. This drives
him into distraction, and he, in a fit
of anger, goes back to his old JOB.
His boy, thinking him crazy, has him
arrested. This affords his friends an
opportunity for great deal of un-
wonted sympathy, ending when the
village boob brings he gift, a large
wre ath reading Rest in Peace.
The vaudeville bill is a sure fire
winner and both acts scored very big
Charles Stowe impersonates several
OF the late stars A pleasing act.
w. S. Harvey & Co. in their novelty
act, startled the audience by balanc-
ing wash stands, dressers, brass beds.
When Mr.. Harv ~ balances his lady
partner, sitting on the top of two
chairs, upon his chin, the applause
was deafening. Ii is very clever
act and was fully appreciated. They
juggle everything in the room, from
a strip of paper to a heavy brass bed,
all the balancing is done on the chin
and nose. Don't miss this bill. Fol
low the crowds.
Evening capital and Maryland gazette. (Annapolis, Md.) 1910-1922, 1914-01-30
ANITA STEWART.
Popular Fsvorite in Grand Picture
at The Palace.

1.-The Last Fight" His last fight
il a noble winning the respect
he had lost in his vain-glorious bat
ties in the prize ring. A shipwreck-
ed man and wife are saved from
drowning by the crew of a psssin g
ship.
They are subject to all sorts Of IN
dignities and insults.
The ex-pugilist happens 20 be one
of the sloop's crew and he immediate
ly champions the cause of the help
less man and woman. His interfer-
ence brings upon him the attack of
the villainous sailors, who, while
thus engaged, give their captives a
chance to escape in one Ct the small
boats. The poor fellow puts up a
good fight and unselfshly gives up
his life.
We cannot fail to zee in this pic
ture to be shown tonight at The Pal
ace certain moral that teaches that
there is a difference in fighting for
vainglory and fighting for the right
and our tt llowmen.
Then Selig drama "Sipping
Fingers" in which fate, after all
proves friend. Msble Trimmell is
seen in au Edison drama, 1.-The Girl
in the House boat "Spud" is saw
ed from drowning by the girl in the
houseboat, steals a bottle of whiskey
from roadhouse and swims out with
il in time to revive her fainting
grandfather. There is au attach
ment between "Spud" and the girl
but none between "Spud" and the
pursuing policeman.
And just as If this was not good,
Blanch Sweet and Henry Walthall in
a Biograph drama, "Her Wedding
Bell" will be seen. Although last
nights program was hard one TO
beat, we believe VOC will find this
equally as pleasing. 1t is at The
Palace tonight.
Evening capital and Maryland gazette. (Annapolis, Md.) 1910-1922, 1914-01-30

@~F For Quick Results
Try an Adv. 10 the Capital.
Evening capital and Maryland gazette. (Annapolis, Md.) 1910-1922, 1914-01-30
Have You Seer Hortense in the Globe
Company's Window

~HE and her stage setting comprise the most wonderful and
expensive window display In the country She came
~ Annapolis first, because il IS sleepy town
because we wanted our patrons be the first persons the
Ea to see wonderful breathing model After her
ment she goes to Baltimore, New York PhladePha AVA
Washington
While she Is here we are going to sell even.
way like the one she rests comfortably at special ps
The one she and the will sell at special
the famous
STEARNS AND FOSTER MAKE
Ordinarily they would but while HoI.a>,
is here YOU can them of SS.7S This
opportunity get acquainted with real comfort Stems
and Foster Mattresses not included III bargain sales
though they are bargains at any price
N B-Hortense' apartment in window will be GHn
mated you her and her mattress each night the
of this week
Evening capital and Maryland gazette. (Annapolis, Md.) 1910-1922, 1914-01-30
aeoInnlnos h Authorshlp.

The first appearance in print OF that
successful author Mr. Arthur Penden-
his, was a poem written 10 match an
engraving which the proprietor Of a
magazine found Unexpectedly thrown
on his hands NJ. Jules -Claretie's first
novel was composed under somewhat
similar circumstances. Edmond Dentu,
prominent publisher under the sec
ond empire. had widely advertised a
howell entitled "Une Drolesse," by a
writer who signed herself Countess
Dash. On the eve Of publication the
lady wanted the title altered. The
publisher refused TO make any
change. and in order not to waste
money. hunted around for an author
capable OF furnishing within four
weeks a novel which the title would
at. NJ. Claretie undertook the task.
and finished it well within the stipu-
lated time.
Evening capital and Maryland gazette. (Annapolis, Md.) 1910-1922, 1914-01-30
EasY 10 tgDEFsTAND
WOMAN SOLVES PUZZLE THAT
HAD CAUSED ARGUMENT.
Final Conclusion Was That Men DID
Not Need TO Attend Women's
Meetings, Since Wives Would
Tell Them All About II.

It was 11:45 p. m. The man and his
wife had Just come home They did
not come home together The had
not been to the same place. She had
been TO a meeting for women only he
to one for men.
Said the woman: There was man
at our meeting tonight"
Said the man: There were about a
hundred women tried to push their
way into ours"
"That one man." said she. looked
awfully scared
Those hundfed women, said he,
didn't look a bit scared"
II think" said she, "the man got
into our hall b. mistake Anyhow, he
got away as soon as he could"
There was no mistake about those
women being there" said the man
and they didn't leave until they were
shooted away"
There was a short silence. Said the
man presently;
1T is this difference in the attitude
Of the sexes toward the meetings for
women only and for men only that
makes me feel morally superior. II
makes me proud Of my sex ! haven't
the slightest desire-no man has the
slightest desire--to butt into a femi
nine confiab. but the woman never
breathed who wasn't on edge with
curiosity in regard to what takes
place when a bunch OF men hold a Sc
cret conference. I have known WON
) en- who admitted that they would viii.
ingly sacrifice years normal pleas
ures for the privilege of being SNUG
gled INTO a Masonic initiation or some
other masculine rite. Contrast that
prying spirit with the modesty Of men
On your own showing, when a man is
accidentally trapped in a hall where Q
beauty congress- or a dressmakers' con
vention is in progress, he is so miser
able that the hy IN the spiders wei
had a picnic compared with his mar
tyrdom. That. to my mind, is a pun
gent commentary on the disposition o.
mau and woman. Can you explain it|
The woman admitted that she could
not explain furthermore that she
did not intend TO try.
There was another silence. Said the
woman after little: What happened
at your meeting tonight
"Oh. nothing much said the man
what happened al yours2'
Everything" said the woman. Then
she proceeded to tell him what every
thing comprised It took more thar
half an hour to tell t. Every NOW ano
then the man, for consistenGy's sake
tried 20 look bored. but the air Of ia.
difference was in assumed. The mar
rative really interested him, and he
was sorry when e was finished THE
.ory being ended. there was another
Hence Suddenly the woman said:
81 can answer your question now"
what question"
"Why women are crazy to 90 to
mems meetings. while men wouldn't
give a fig to go TO women's meetings
II is because the women come home
and tell the men everything that hap
pened, so they don't need to go
whereas the men never tell the women
anything"
by, George said the man, Il don't
know but you are right"
Evening capital and Maryland gazette. (Annapolis, Md.) 1910-1922, 1914-01-30
DIED

WO0LLEY.- On January "a, 1914,
at Minneapolis, Mimi, CHARLES
CLINTON W0OLLEY, son of the
late G. c. and Elizabeth A. Wool
ley, of Annapolis.
Funeral from the residence of Mr..
William H. Feldmeyer, 1877 Charles
street, Saturday afternoon at 3
o. clock.
Evening capital and Maryland gazette. (Annapolis, Md.) 1910-1922, 1914-01-30
TOuieb. at The Lyric.

''Fate's Decree, Locked out at IL,
"A Woman's Revenge, Pursuit of
variety of comedy and pathos tonight.
Children's candy matinee Saturday.
Don I forget Saturdays program His
Own Blood, in two parts. also Her
Friend the Butter and That Crying
Baby" Look for next weeks fea-
lures published daily in the Evening
g apital.
Evening capital and Maryland gazette. (Annapolis, Md.) 1910-1922, 1914-01-30

what is to be win be-" remarked
the optimist
well. ! don't know about that. re.
piled his pessimistic neighbor you
just ought TO see how those govern.
ment vegetable seeds ! planted PANIED
mkt"