Evening star. [volume] (Washington, D.C.) 1854-1972, 1914-08-02

Maine mans featur's with his right palm. There amt
nothing to vote on.
ats jest fad o hers, I easily explains. Some
folks like to hold confidential elections.
"'She's beauchifulr mumbles Skowhegan, now some
what scanlous in his debility, Miss, and trying to kiss
Sailor Dutch-with much subsequent disaster.
TWO days later our cook arrove, fetching with her
tall, whte-haired Swede female to help with the
work. We Aocked to the eating shack the minute One
an Half spread the glad tidings, and Skowhegan
modestly keeping to the fnges o the congregation.
The door O the shack closed; but jest we lined
up, mildly curious it opened, and she o the peaked
simply announced:
NO VOTES-NO PIES!
@The miners didn't take in the sign at first they
being that overcome at her geography, Miss. Then
arter more enterprsing look Big WEIGH beefed
Where's the beauchiful we hired Mr.. Punkett?
"'She is she says |, roaming farther away. Remem-
Der, passed on her only from cookery pint O. view
"'Great Gawd!' gasped Sailor Dutch-his words
being emotional then profane, Miss She's built
like the O. di'monds!'
AMEN O. Red Ant, busted in the cooks strong voice.
and she senced EN- with single glance, my
is Ann. yer gallivanting attentions. I'm here
to cook. This amt rest If we show hide
hair atween meals III feel sympathy for yer relatives
And she scoots inside and begins shooting orders the
Swede lady
al plain language token of sincere heart, that
female has the whole stopped, mutters Lonesome
Beam rubbing his eyes if to shet out hateful vision
await till ye taste her cooking, says |.
al don't want to wait, howls Sailor Dutch drool-
ingly Why don't she give onforma lunch jest
cruise few knots exhibition O. what she do in
the dough lne?
THAT night, Miss, we was all on deck for tea The
L.
and bites it. His Short thick lips curled O. curious
like and he explodes That's the saeratusest biscuit
prospected! But happening to catch the
CLEAN in AIMS eye he trys laugh joyous, and in
loud ringing voice squares hssef by saying, And it's
the only, only way like em!'
"From then on, Miss, things begin to terminate.
Ye had to be time to the second, git grub.
Once had finished, it vamose for his'n.
Have we ct? she would interrogate if dawdled
over his pie.
al have repleted myself, Ma'am, and thank ye
kindly, the unfortunit individool would response.
4Then scat!' she'd advise, and contiguous thereto
the slow would crawl away like scorched serpent
amongst the boots and jeers O the others.
She amt what ye'd term as having yielding dis
position, sadly remarks Macpherson one night arter
trying to kindle fire O. human natur in her stony
bosom by fectionately looping his round her neck
in brotherly way. And he investigated throbbing
bunch over his right optic with Renaissance.
az like food thoughtfully confded One an Half;
but there's something geologic bout that female
what makes me think I'm eating paving stones.
don't go for to hurt nobody's feelings; but the
camp what steals Ann from gifts my vote O.
thanks
aye talk like spoiled child sneers Big WEIGH
She amt here to matrimony bureau And he
laughs silent and insoent like at MacPhersons embat-
tied face.
@'There being some spots menry page what is
tender to be ru1ed agin the grain by careless