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The Richmond Virginian. (Richmond, Va.) 1910-1920, 1914-06-07
Administrative Board

The ADMINISTRATIVE board yesterday
directed the city attorney. through
the mayor, TO acquire property TO
open an alley between Monument and
Park avenues ard Mulberry street and
the boulevard. So Il sewer can he run
throught that block.
superintendent Davis was directed
to look into the request OF supertn-
teudent Jones, Of MaurY and Mount
Calvary cemeteries, for better water
supplies. and to report back Ia the
board,
The Virginia Railway and Power
company WAS authorized 10 construct
# siding on Twenty-second street, be
tween p and @. so that two cars can
be run on the Paramount line. The
city engineer will supervise tho work
The Richmond Virginian. (Richmond, Va.) 1910-1920, 1914-06-07
Brussels Help
To Unemployed
Shows Increase

Client Belgium. June 6.---The In
tercommunal fund for the relief OF
the unemployed OF the locality OF
Brussels has recently issued its an
nual balance sheet for 1913 which
shows an increase in expense of so
per cent as compared with the record
for the year 1912.
The organization. which extends its
operations to as many as nineteen
different urban conglomerations or
communes had admitted at the end
of 1913. seventy syndicates or unions
The Richmond Virginian. (Richmond, Va.) 1910-1920, 1914-06-07
Burns Statue
For Pittsburg
Soon Unveiled

Pittsburg. June s,~-T-he statue of
Robert Burns. modelled by J. Massey
Rhind New York sculptor, will coon
grace a site IN Schen1ey park selected
by the art commission and approved
by council, The date for the unveil-
ing viii be announced within a short
time, tho Gazette Times announces.
The statue Was completed short
time ago and has been commented on
rs an admirable example Of the sculp-
tors work. The poet ia at the pillow,
his loft hand resting on one Of the
handles. In his right hand he holds
II daisy, which he rontemplates. A
broad Tam o'Shanter bonnet crowns
his head, A significant emblem Of
the poets nationality. and feature
which distinguishes much of Rhind' s
work. IS a cluster of thisties In the
background
The Richmond Virginian. (Richmond, Va.) 1910-1920, 1914-06-07
THAT ORDER GOES" DANIELS
Report that Navy Dry Ruling VIII BE
Sidetracked Has No Foundation.

A news report has appeared in sew
eral liquor periodicals and many news
papers to the effect that Secretary
Daniels order abolishing the wine
mess on naval vessels and In the
navy yards must have presidential
approval before 1t can become effect
i've and that this approval will not
be given.
in regard to this matter and settled
all such reports with the emphatic
declaration.
THAT order goes into effect July
lst!"
The Richmond Virginian. (Richmond, Va.) 1910-1920, 1914-06-07
Will CONDEMNS VANITY
nr. RAYMOND Asks That He BE Bur.
led without Ostentatioif.

WASHINGTON. June e.--The will
of Dir JOHN Underwood Raymond,
made December 81, 1919, and Of
fered YESTERDAY for probate. was a
final protest Of the testater's dislike
OF ostentatt0n Ia any form. The OPEN
ing item OF the testament reads.
Upon my death / desire that no
eulogies be written Of my past his
tory, that I be buried In the most
convenient burial place and that my
burial casket be plain and inexpen-
siye and my. burial private"
The Richmond Virginian. (Richmond, Va.) 1910-1920, 1914-06-07

Nora Randolph of Richmond are
guests at the home Of Mrs. Taylor
Scott,
Mrs J. Donald Richards entertain
ed at luncheon on Wednesday of
the past week.
Miss Florence Boston, who has been
I'm charge of a school at Hume, Va
is at the home Of Mrs. Edward s.
Turner, for the summer vacation.
Mrs Warner Brooke, Of Norfolk
Va: Mrs. Beresford, OF Philadelphia ,
Mrs. IT. J. Semmes. Miss Jarreau and
MIR. Joseph Semmes. Of New Orleans,
la, are recent arrivals at the home Of
Mrs. Hugh Hamilton.
Mrs r. p Mohun, Mrs j. NJ. Belt
and Miss Kitty Belt. Mrs. John D.
Hooe are among those who visited
Washington the past week.
Mrs Baldwin Day Spilman enter
tanned at Elway Hall on the morning
Of Thursday, the 4th inst, at break
Patrick Hourfgan.
Mr.. II. S Page, Of New York Is a
guest of Mr.. James *. Maddux, Mt
Neptune Lodge
Mrs. James X. Maddux has return
-;.4-Laata=-ILaIIr-a fter-A-xtatt- q
New York.
Mr.. and Mrs. r. r W. Barker enter
tanned at a dance on Thursday even
ing at the Country club. In honor Of
her daughters, Misses Wynyard and
Virginia Barker.
Messrs. Blair Johnson and Fl. A.
Russell are among those from War
renton who attended the Leesburg
horse show on Thursday of the past
week.
Miss Helen Morton. Of Chicago, who
has been the guest Of Mr.. and Mrs
n. Frank Neer. Jr.. at Oak Hin, near
Delapiane. Va. left on Monday last,
accompanied by Mrs. Neer. for her
home in Chicago
Mr. Alex r Humphreys il, of
Kentucky, has returned to Warren
ton. after an absence of some time
Mr. and Mrs. Fred Scott. OF Rich
mond, are guests Of Mr.. and Mrs.
Edwin =. King. at Stuyvesant, for the
commencement exercises.
Mr. Bonnie Williams, Of Baltimore.
IS also a guest at Stuvvesant for tho
commencement exercises
Miss Elizabeth Carter will leave
Warrenton in the next few days for
West Chester, Pa. whore she will
spend some time as the guest Of Miss
Nancy DunninR. Miss Cumming has
been a guest at Airlie farm. of Miss
Susan Groome. tho past winter.
Mrs Joseph A Bell, who has been
spending some time In Warrenton, ps
the guest Of Colonel and Mrs. firen-
willie Gaines, returned on Thursday
last to her home,
Mrs. William II Payne and sons.
Harry and Winston. Of Washington.
are guests at the Warren Green no.
tel, for tho simmer.
Mrs. Jessie T. Rawlings. Of WASH
ington, a former pupil of the Fau-
outer institute, now n member Of the
IA Guilty of the music school of Miss
Summers school, in Washingto on, was
the recent guest OF the Misses Rutler,
al the institute
Mrs Carter, Of Washington. spent
the past week end in Warrenton. at
the home Of Mrs. James r, Jeffries
Mrs Carter has a daughter, Miss Nell
Carter, who is a student of the iu-
stitute,
Mr.. and Mrs. Edward Mclean, ac-
compa MED by Miss Mary Lindsey Car
ter and Master G. Shirley Carter. Jr.,
left Warrenton on Tuesday, after hay
Ing spent some time here. The party
will so TO Newport, II. l.. for the sum
mer.
MIR. end Mrs Mclean entertained at
"A large dance at Fenton. the home of
Mr. and Mrs Richard Waliaeh. on
Monday evening last.
Chaplain Frank Thompson L. :.
The Richmond Virginian. (Richmond, Va.) 1910-1920, 1914-06-07
In pInn Educational Rally.

A meeting Of educators and others
Interested in advancing education In
Virginia will be held June 30 at the
capitol The meeting IL AT the call Of
superintendent r. G. Stearnes. Of pub
lie instruction, and during the sessions
plans Will be formulated for the con-
duct II an educational rally, 20 he held
ia the early faIi 4 campaign will he
vagcd IN effort to reduce illiteracy in
Virginia
The Richmond Virginian. (Richmond, Va.) 1910-1920, 1914-06-07
I4yncbburg Man Hcnored.

LYNCHBURG. VA. June 6.-A
special received yesterday from Buff
falo, y. Y, brings news of the cleo
ton of ]. w. Flaherty. or this city,
as president OF the Fraternal Order
of American Millers. The election
took place Thursday night at the
nineteenth annual convention of that
organization. which has been in ses-
sion several days in Buffalo. Mr..
Flaherty was vice president OF the
order last year and recently he pre-
pared the program for the Buffalo
convention.
Mr.. Flaherty is superintendent of
the Piedmont Mills here and he is
one Of the best known millers in the
Old Dominion.
The Richmond Virginian. (Richmond, Va.) 1910-1920, 1914-06-07

Mrs. r, B. Valentine will make an
address on Equal Suffrage" Thurs
day afternoon at 4:3o o'clock. at the
Country club at Ivy. Albemarle
county. Va While at Ivy. she will
be the guest of Mrs. Harry T. Mar
shall.
On Friday night Mrs. Valentine will
speak on Equal Suffrage at the
Cismont High school. of keswick, and
will be the guest of DR.. and Mrs
Murray Boocock. of Keswick.
The Richmond Virginian. (Richmond, Va.) 1910-1920, 1914-06-07

DIR. Lamont b. Smith. of Youngs-
town, O, has just entered upon a
sentence of one to FIVE years in the
State penitentiary for selling cocaine
contrary to law. A little more of
this, and the drug evil will be some
what abated.
The Richmond Virginian. (Richmond, Va.) 1910-1920, 1914-06-07
w arrenton

Warrenton, Va. June h.--~Mrs Nor
man " Randolph and daughter Miss
Nora Randolph, of Richmond are
guests at the home Of Mrs. Taylor
The Parker post. (Parker, Ariz.) 1910-1918, 1914-08-08
FACE COVERED WITH
PIMPLES-RESINOL CURED

Atlanta, Ca, April 24.-"My face
was covered with pimples which de-
fed creams, soaps and cosmetics.
They were a source of constant hui
initiation to me. By the time 1 had
finished a cake of resinol soap and
half jar of resinol ointment, my skin
was soft as velvet, and as smooth.
My friends were stunned, and every
one asked me what had done. When
l told them, l think they hardly be-
lieved for, for the transformation was
simply wonderful. Since then I have
been using resinol soap and shall
never be without it again, for I have
learned the delights of a clear, soft,
beautiful complexion that may be at
tanned by it's constant USE" (Signed)
Miss E. P Gaddis, 2S4 South Pryor St.
Resinol ointment and resinol soap
stop itching instantly and speedily
heal eczema, and other skin humors,
dandruff, sunburn, sores, burns and
piles. Sold by every druggist.-Adv.
The Parker post. (Parker, Ariz.) 1910-1918, 1914-08-08
SOME POINTS ABOUT DIVING
Few Boys Who Swim Know How to
Travel Under Water Properly
Practice Makes Perfect.

Almost every small boy who has
ever been in swimming knows how to
dive after a fashion, but few of them
can dive properly or in such a way
as to run no danger of being hurt
while enjoying the sport. If you know
how to do it you can dive about as
well in two feet of water as in TWEEN
ty and witt equal safety. In various
parts OF the country there are now
professional divers who are nightly
making crowds Ct spectators hold their
breath with apprehension while the
diver drops from height of so feet
Or more into small tank Of shallow
water.
When you dive draw the head down
slightly toward the chest and stretch
the arms forward on level with the
breast, not raising them above the
head. Bend the knees a trife and
make an oblique plunge, taking care
not to keep the body too stiff Don't
push too hard with the feet or you will
come down on your back or side.
After entering the water instantly
throw the head back and turn your
face toward the surface. This will
make your body assume a crescent
shape, bending upward, and you will
slip to the surface like a, creased eel.
If you have made deep dive, a swift
stroke or two downward with the
hands will make you rise very quick
ly. When jumping from a great height
the legs, arms and head should be
kept perfectly rigid. A feeling u
fright and an odd sensation in the
bowels give one a desire to spread the
legs and arms or to bend the body.
Doing this will be sure to result in dis
aster. Don't try to make any high
dives unless you have had long prac-
tice in diving.
The Parker post. (Parker, Ariz.) 1910-1918, 1914-08-08
SUNLIGHT Intensified

By Reflection from Ocean Beach ann
Desert Sand unrelieved by Foliage: Winds
bring Eye Troubles in their wake-Granu.
lated Eyelids, Red, Itching, Burning, Tired
and Watery Eyes, Impaired Vision and
Eye Pain. Reliable Relief is found in
Murine Eye Remedy, Mild and Harmless
If you Wear Glasses, Try Murine. Doesn't
Smart. Feels Fine. Acts Quickly. Is an
Eye Tonic compounded by Oculists-not a
patent Medicine used in successful
Physicians Practice for many years: Now
dedicated to the Public and sold at
SOC Per Bottle Murine Eye Salve in
Aseptic Tubes, 25c and SOC. Sold by
Druggists. For Books, write to Murine
Eye Remedy Co., Chicago.
The Parker post. (Parker, Ariz.) 1910-1918, 1914-08-08
DEMANDED HER MONEY BACl
Red-Faced Lady, Not Satisfied Wit
Ending of Novel, Insisted on
Return of Price.

The clerk was at loss, and fiool
walker minced up and took part i
the conversation
Now, how about my money back ?
demanded the red-faced lady.
1--WE return money when cases o
Justify. What Is it-ribbons, shoes
Nav; it's book"
HAS the book been read?"
"Of course"
"Um. We can't return money o
books, you know"
The red-faced lady grew purple
you aim to have only satisfied Gu
toners. That's the way you adve
tise. Amt it, now?"
Yes, madam"
Then why can't you take this nov
back and return my money!"
"Is the book damaged In any way
spared the foorwalker. Print IL
perfect, or anything like thatf
Cant say it is."
Then why are you not satisi
with the novel"
why, don't like the way it end
Judge.
The Parker post. (Parker, Ariz.) 1910-1918, 1914-08-08
Some Rowing Hints.

Here are a few hints which you
should remember when you go row.
ing:
Do not, when learning to row, al
ways watch your oars; you will never
learn to scull or row if you do.
Take great care when getting in or
out Of boat not to upset it.
Don't change seats in midstream,
but always wait until you are close
to the bank.
If you hire boat, make sure that
everything is in good condition.
You should not go rowing without
knowing the rule of the water"
A row-boat going against stream or
tide keeps to the shore or either bank,
and keeps inside all boats meeting it..
A row-boat going with stream or
tide keeps in the middle, and outside
all boats meeting it.
The Parker post. (Parker, Ariz.) 1910-1918, 1914-08-08
He WAS QUITE COMFORTABLE
Prisoner, Who Had Just Become 40
customed to Every Luxury Not
Pleased When Granted Pardon.

Il have great news" said the chap
lain to the warden. Prisoner lit,
IN the condemned cells, has been grant.
ed pardon. He should be told Of 1t
at once, but it should be done gently.
Joy might kill him. win you call him
Or shall I?'
I'D better do it." said the warden.
u know him better than you do"
So the warden told prisoner lit.
He broke 1t gently, but there was a
shock.
"A pardon?" screamed the convict.
"A pardon? Oh, surely this is some
cruel jest! cannot believe It! What
"a pardon for me, just as I have be.
come accustomed to every luxury
Women send me flowers, philanthro-
pists send me books, the guard lets
me have tobacco, nobody makes me
work. For once in my miserable life
! am happy and comfortable-d MT
BAY I am pardoned. Oh, it would kill
me! Have mercy!"
But 1t was true. The law is ineXor-
able. This poor wretch was obliged to
leave the comforts Of his cell and
face the cold and cruel world again.
There is no mercy in the law. And
yet they call this Christian nation!
cleveland Plain Dealer.
The Parker post. (Parker, Ariz.) 1910-1918, 1914-08-08
Make Demand F0rCibIe
Don't Be Trif|ed With
ksk for S. S. S. and Don't Stand for the
} lust as Good" Talk.

Perhaps he thinks he is telling the truth,
but he has one eye on the cash register and
tother on the extra profit. Insist upon
s. s. S. 1t is your only safeguard against
the cheap mineral stuff that can be put up
in any cellar by the apprentice.
There is not medicine for any purpose
more carefully made than s. S. S. 1t rep
resents the highest type of medicine. Its
medical properties are just as essential to
we'll balanced health, if the blood be sick,
as are the nourishing elements of meats,
grains, fats and sugars of our daily food.
S. s.. S. is prepared direct from native
botanical material. Not drop of drugs
is added. Not drop of minerals is used.
This is one of the most important things
to know and to remember when your blood
needs attention.
1t is the most effective, the purest the
quickest and most reliable medicine known
for poisoned blood, rheumatism, catarrhal
infection, malaria, skin disease. old sores
skin, joints and muscles.
An interesting book on the blood is
mailed to those who write. Get bottle
of S. S. s. today. 1t is the worlds greatest
medicine. Insist upon the dealer handing
you S. s. S.. and don't let him crate about
something that he can't advertise as free
from iodide or potash and other destructive
mineral drugs
If you have trouble getting S. s. Z. write
to The Swift Specific Co, 900 Swift Bldg,
Atlanta, Ca, for list Of square deal stores.
The Parker post. (Parker, Ariz.) 1910-1918, 1914-08-08
Color the Animal to Suit Yourself

not gnaw it at all. Then the deer went
back on the path, made long run and
a jump, as he had seen the rabbit do,
but when he struck the gravepine it
only threw him backward on his head.
He tried it again and again, but could
not bite through.
"Let me see your teeth" said the
rabbit at last. So the deer opened his
mouth and showed the rabbit his
teeth. They were long, like a VOLTS
teeth, but not very sharp.
'No wonder you can't do the trick!"
said the rabbit. Your teeth are too
blunt to bite through anything. Let
me sharpen them for you and make
them like mine. Mine cut through
things just like knife!"
The deer thought that was the right
thing, and so the rabbit got rough
piece Of stone and began to file away
at the deer's teeth. He filed them until
they were down to the gums.
THAT hurts!" said the deer, but the
rabbit told him it always hurt little
just as the teeth we're beginning to
get real sharp. So, the deer kept STILL
Now try it again." said the rabbit
at last And the deer made a run and
jump at the grapevine, but this time
he found that he could not bite into it
at all.
Now" said the rabbit, you've paid
for your horns!" and he ran away
through the bushes.
Ever since then the deer's teeth have
been so short and blunt that he cannot
chew anything but grass and leaves.
The Parker post. (Parker, Ariz.) 1910-1918, 1914-08-08
Fried kidney,

Clean kidney and cut up. Put table
spoon of fat in frying pan, add onion
to taste cut up, fry in fat until onion
is brown, then put kidneys in, add
salt, pepper, garlic and celery to taste.
Cook slowly. When the onion is
brown in the fat add two teaspoons of
flour and brown in fat before adding
kidney, then add meat stock or water
and cook for IL hours. Cook In a
large frying pan with cover on until
kidneys are well cooked. Just before
serving add vinegar to taste If you
choose.
The Parker post. (Parker, Ariz.) 1910-1918, 1914-08-08

Copyright, by Mcclure Newspaper Syndi-
cate.)
Long time ago, the deer had no
horns. He was great runner, and SO
was the rabbit. All the animals wanted
to know which could run faster, and
they arranged race. But the rabbit
was caught trying to cheat, and SO the
beautiful horns which they had made
as prize for the winner were given to
the honest deer.
The rabbit said to himself, IT must
horns," and so he fixed up a plan.
First the rabbit stretched a big
grapevine-as thick as your arm
across trail and gnawed it with his
sharp teeth until it was almost cut in
two. Then he went back on the trail
a little distance and made running
jump at the vine. He did this again
and again, and finally the deer came
along and asked him why he was doing
it.
Cant you see?" said the rabbit. 81
am so strong, and my teeth are ESQ
sharp, that 1 can bite through that
grapevine at one jump"
well, I'd like to see you do it,"
said the deer, who didn't believe what
the rabbit had told him.
Watch, them" said the rabbit, and
made great jump and bit the grape
vine through just where he had
gnawed it before.
''1f you can do that I can, too," said
the deer. So the rabbit stretched an
other grapevine as big as the first
ACROSS the nafh but this time he did
The Parker post. (Parker, Ariz.) 1910-1918, 1914-08-08
Coasting Automobile.

a larger piece, with the steering ham
die attached, as shown in diagram.
Chains or ropes are attached to the
crosspiece Of the lower part Of the
steering gear, and to each side of the
axle Of the front wheels. Boys can
usually find the wheels, pipe, and 9TH
er material lying around the house
and barn to make one of these.
The Parker post. (Parker, Ariz.) 1910-1918, 1914-08-08
Green Pepper Salad,

Cut slices from the stem ends of
green peppers and remove the seeds.
Refill with grape fruit, peeled and cut
into cubes, add the tenderest stalks
of celery cut into small pieces and
finely chopped nut meats, allowing
twice as much grape fruit as celery and
one-third as much nut meat as grape
fruit. Arrange and serve with may
onnaise dressing.
The Parker post. (Parker, Ariz.) 1910-1918, 1914-08-08
MAKING A COASTING WAGON
Boys Can Usually Find Sufficient Ma
terial Lying Around to Build
Dandy Little Coaster.

The diagram given herewith shows
a coasting wagon or automobile. After
securing four wheels, get a board 1S
inches wide and six feet long. The
front wheels should be attached to
the steering gear, which is made by
running a small piece of pipe through
The Parker post. (Parker, Ariz.) 1910-1918, 1914-08-08
All OFF,

my dear, burglar fired a revolver
at Boston man and the bullet struck
q button, thus saving his life"
We'll, what of it,"
only this. A man could shoot at
me with shotgun and never hit q but
ton"
The Parker post. (Parker, Ariz.) 1910-1918, 1914-08-08
Comma to an Agreement.

Coming to an Agreement.
Dearborn-So you have made up
with your wife?
Wabash-Oh, yes.
What persuaded her not to leave
your"
We'll, we talked it over and we con
concluded it would be better to keep
the alimony in the family"
The Parker post. (Parker, Ariz.) 1910-1918, 1914-08-08
Unimportant Detail.

"I am very sorry, madam" sale
the Berlin servant-maid of whom 6
German paper tells, "but I must leave
you next week. You see, I am goine
to be married"
Really, Emma! Who is the lucky
man."
"He is the policeman on this beat.
'Well, 1 wish you luck. What is his
name?"
ooh, I don't know that. His mum
Der is All"
The Parker post. (Parker, Ariz.) 1910-1918, 1914-08-08
Poinsetta Salad.

Peel small tomatoes and cut IN
eighths, lengthwise, but do not sep
arate sections at end. Open like flow
ers on bed of lettuce. In the center
of each pile a teaspoon of cream
cheese that has been put through a
coarse strainer. Serve with salad
dressing, to which has been added one
teaspoon each of finely chopped green
pepper, parsley and chives.
The Parker post. (Parker, Ariz.) 1910-1918, 1914-08-08
THINK OF THE MILLIONS

that have been relieved in the past rs
years by Wrights Indian Vegetable
Pills and decide whether they are not
worth a trial. They regulate the
bowels, stimulate the liver and purify
the blood. Adv.
The Parker post. (Parker, Ariz.) 1910-1918, 1914-08-08
Improving Etchinos.

Apparatus has been invented for fore
ing a jet of compressed air into the
acid bath in the manufacture of news
paper etchings, which is said to i'm
prove them by keeping the acid In
motion and removing metal particles.
The Parker post. (Parker, Ariz.) 1910-1918, 1914-08-08
Apple Cream.

Peel good stewing apples, cut In
quarters and cook. Stew in sugar
strip, keeping them whole. Skim
out into glass dish and let the strip
cook down until there is very little.
This will jelly if apples are the right
kind for stewing Pour this over the
apples, let them chill, and then heap
sweetened whipped cream over them
and serve.
The Parker post. (Parker, Ariz.) 1910-1918, 1914-08-08
RADIUM SULPHUR SPRINGS

NATURAL RADIOACTIVE MINERAL WATER
1t SPARKLES AND FOAIS LIKE CHAMPAGNE
BATTLE IN LIQUID SUNSHINE
1t cleans the blood and clears complexion. Hot
baths for rheumatism, SciatiCa, nervousness.
paralysis 1umbago, poor circulation, colds, heart,
blood, dropsy and female troubles. Drink it for
dyspepsia, gas stomach, kidney and bladder
troubles. 1t cures incipient Brights disease. Spec
ial treatment baths given, supervised by regular
physician. Advice free. Water delivered. Send
for booklet Los Angeles, Cal. w. 9Th st. cars to
Me1rose Ave.
The Parker post. (Parker, Ariz.) 1910-1918, 1914-08-08
THREE MONTHS FREE

Subscription ITO the Indian River
Farmer. For truckers, fruit growers
citrus, general farmers and folks who
want to know about Florida. Address
INDIAN RIVER FARMER, Depart
ment x, Vero, Florida.
The Parker post. (Parker, Ariz.) 1910-1918, 1914-08-08
BY Way of Demonstration.

BY Way of Demonstration.
$50 you are going to adopt the fash.
ion of wearing colored wigs?"
NO." replied Mrs. Leedwell. II
shall give a party at which they are
worn, merely for the sake of demon
strating that they are too absurd to
become fashionable"
The Parker post. (Parker, Ariz.) 1910-1918, 1914-08-08
Policy.

81 don't like the policy of your pa
per-" protested the reader. You
should have more convictions"
ooh, no." protested the editor of
the yellow newspaper. What we are
after are more acquittals."