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The evening world., 1914-04-11
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What I carer" asked Mr.. Slavinsky
coolly. Il know q Teller what knows
u place up the river which he was out
fishing in and he caught valise full"
How valise fullf" asked Gus
eagerly.
That's how he does It," said Slav-
insky. He'll teach his secret for two
dollars and furnish the valise and the
goldfish"
For what do you mean, goldfish %
inquired Gus, forgetting the suspen-
sion OF Slavinsky for nom payment of
the beers. forgetting the presence also
OF Mr.. Jarr. For here was a new
process In angling. and now II was
spring and the fishing season right at
hand.
TITS Il new way what he has got a
pitent on" said Mr.. Slavinsky. but
he don't charge anything for the
pitent."
Shoot" tnterjected Mr.. Jarr.
well, you take a bowl OF goldfish
in a valise." said Mr.. slavinsky, Then
you go up on the river oarlock-
ing
The evening world., 1914-04-11
PAS DIARY s a9&H!E@

l would rather stay with you. OF
course. but feel that l nut. let my
ambition dictate my course OF proce-
dure. Haven't you room for me In
the New York office? Or must l af-
ter all accept the Sudder offer? With
ktndest regards to Clarice and her
mother and to yourself.
CHARLIE HIGGINS.
=. s. L must have your house ad-
dress copied wrong. l have sent sew
en- letters to Clarice. but all OF them
have been returned marked mo Dob
bins at this address, c. ii.
Now II that amt a smart young
man I never see one. That Sudder
lob IL a regular whip and he knows
II. Charley would be q mighty valu-
able man to Sudder and the young
ster knows that know 1t. I'm goin
10 take a chance. I'm goin' to bring
him on. but feel mighty sorry for
him when he finds out that Ciarice
amt his best gal no longer. l won
dered why nothin' was said about
Clarice gettin' letters from Charlie
lately. And I can't Just figger on,
whether they were sent back because
D'Aubens. and not Dobbins, lives a,
our house now. or Ma got a hole
Of them and sent 'em back that wa,
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"Oariock ing2" repeated Mr.. Jarr.
Sure, pushing the boat up tho river
with sticks, that's oarlocking," ex-
planned Gus. go on Slavinsky."
well, when you get to a place
then you listen at the water till you
hear the fish. Then you take out your
valise nit tho bowl OF goldfish In It
and sink II In the water where there
In fishes going to school. The reason
of this In that when fishes arc going
to school there Is more OF them. Then
you ketch EN-"
''Thep you ketch 'em' Then you
kctch EN-! Listen to the feller!" cried
ius Indignantly. How Is II you catch
emf"
why" said Mr.. Siavinsky. limo
Gently. THAT l don't think l should
tell you when you amt no friend of
mine. Right by the door heard you
say ! amt to 30 fishing NIT the Dill
Pickle Fishing Club. because I owe
you a dollar twenty cents. Would
owe you n dollar twenty cents II Bep
Ter paid me thirty five cents he owe.
me for putting a glass pane In hi,
Ice box. or n Mrs. Rangle don't sa,
TO me the landlord pays for repair,
when I put light In her winder or
the airshaft? Don't my wholesaler
raise the price OF standard sizes or
me? Amt my little boy Izzy wearint
a pair Of boy scouters shoes out or
me every month Of his life that cos
me two dollars a pair?'
"Never mind your troubles. Mr.
Slavtnsky." said Mr.. Jarr soothingly
The evening world., 1914-04-11
Exceptions Noted.

THERE was no love lost betWoea
certain pupil and the tea0hoP
Of a colored school In RIA.
mond. Moses thought the teacher W.
too critical, to which effect he ~
expressed himself more than ones,
with the result that he had been a..
ciplined.
you are not giving attention %
what I say. Noses" said the teacher
one day during the course of q tax
to her class.
"Yes. teacher. I IL payin' attentsou,
deed | is" Moses hastened to say,
you should never soy I Isl" "a.
monished the teacher. II have tod
you thousand times. You know tn
correct form. There are no exoSp.
lions to its use. Give me two exam.
pies at once"
"Yessum," said Moses, meekly. 4
am one OF de letters OF de alphabet.
am a pronoun.
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Gus only said that for a Joke. he

Gus only said that for a joke. he
saw you coming in"
Sure" chimed in Gus. ME. what
I care II you never pay me. never In
your life, so long az you ive-even
for three weeks7 But you want to
tell me how to catch fish NIT a valise
and bowl Of goldfish"
WELL" said Mr.. Slavinsky. some
what notified. you sink the valise
down In the water and when the fish
come from school they'll walk In to
visit the goldfish. and then you shut
up the valise and the fish have been
caught by the grip!"
And he lodged out laughing Just In
time to escape Gus's unofficial night
stick.
| "By golIieaI" cried the angered
Gus, IT wish my liquor store had
been one OF them that was shut w
by Votes for Wimmen In the cleo
lions out Vest"
The evening world., 1914-04-11
Copy11sht 1914 by The Preaa Puhlahing Co.
THE New York Evcnins world.)
PA HAS A SCHEME FOR
BOOMING SOAP SALES.

GOT another letter from
Charlie Higgins to-day. 1t
was a short one. and I'm
goin' to copy II down here
In my diary because II shows
how much spunk he's got.
Dear Mr.. Dobbins." he says. 1--WE
made up my mind that / want to get
into the selling end Of the business
and that ] want to be in New York
Your ambition to some day mako me
factory superintendent Is very graft
flying to me. but I'm not cut out for
It. A few days ago ! received a let
ter from Nathaniel Sudder's sales
manager offering me a position OF
responsibility and a chance to make
good for a bigger Job, but OF course
out Of LOYALTY to you i couldn't &C.
cept without first giving you the op'
portunity to give me similar chance
The evening world., 1914-04-11

g. y 0OLLIES!" said Gus,
weather like this makes
you want to sing that
you love the cows and
The evening world., 1914-04-11
Hooking the Fish.

THE young bride was exchanging
her bridal costume for q travel
a ling suit.
"Inez." she asked Of the rather en-
vious bridesmaid who was assisting
her, did l appear at all nervous at
any time during the ceremony"
"Just a little at first." replied Inez
"but not after Gerald had said y
do Ladies' Home journal.
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NAVLNSkYS FISH TRAP
GETS A NLBBLE FROM GUS.

eS1 10Y 0OLLIES!" said Gus.
, weather like this makes
you want to sing that
you love the cows and
uhlolkens. and also your wtfe!"
you've got It all wrong. Gus" 70
nnariksd Mr.. Jarr: tho quotation from
ths latest popular song Of the day V
4 love the cows and chickens. but tins
A the life!' II means q man may Do
fund OF q rural existence. more or
lsss, but that he prefers to live In
town..
.They amt no sense to that" SAID
nu.. "of course people would rather
live In town. You can't mako no
money in the country. and II you did
vou wouldn't have any place to spend
h Anyway, II you love the cows and
chickens. keep a butcher shop ike
Bepier. . Al. country
already the FISH 10 running aho
thtnk Il is about time we got out and
..s.rt a-fishing NIT the Dill Pickle
Ttshtng club. ] am calling . meeting
~ n o-day. Anybody what don't owe
me anything can &C fishing Win us
aiayinsky can't go along-he owes m,
: dollar twenty. 30 I'll put him ou'
OF the club till he settles"
.Ous," exclaimed a familiar voice a.
the doorway, II got everything Iesoy
with my fishing tickle. ana thini
newt Chewsday will be a good day To-
us 10 take out the Dill Pickle Ffshint
club" II was Mr.. slavinsky..
4 "Speaking ~ angels SAID Gus
~there's one born every minute
That's good. Gus" cried Mr., Jarr
sYou mean theatrical angelo o
course. But what has that got TO a
: With fishing or Mr.. slavinskyT
,sWhat I mean about angels v tina
you can't speak about them but VIVA
SO comes around. 20 there must b,
- born every minute. A. tor dsh
~ and 0lavinsly. don't want 4
1T ewes the feslin9l q 9 ~. b
I, nlnav O181o-0Aoe
The evening world., 1914-04-11
BY G. NJ. Payne
BY Vic
BY
Mcbride

territory. even goin' a. high a. quar-
Ter pages in some OF 'em.
1t seems as II don't hear not11n'
else but tango" OF late. ! glaoos
folks are goin' crazy. I used to think
that tango tea" was a now branA
that somebody had put on the mar
ket until ! learned It was a taydon9.
sonk. And all them funny nam1D
they give the dances. "Hesitatt0u
Is n good name. 1t expresses my -
titude
The evening world., 1914-04-11
SNAPPED A TOWN.

Announcement was made recently
that tho town OF Philpot Manor, near
Tarrytown. N. Y. had been traded
for twenty-story skyscraper on
$50 acres and has on II many houses
costing from $4,000 to $4,000.
The evening world., 1914-04-11
ssBUT,
HANK

s III u. y Yo. TT s!a is S sSstiAi'' Co.
The Bridgeport evening farmer., 1914-03-17

HE time has by when longer that race degen
 simply bugaboo created by pessss and aiarnlss
 THE SIMPLE FACT DEeENERAcY IS ROLLING IN RECOGNIZE THAT UN- LESS DRASTIC MEAsUREs STANDARD OF CIVILIZATION AVERT RACE EXTINCTION
 The recently affirmed that PROGRESS ONLY SEEMING AND NOT REAL He tells but that he Is looms but sFIFFENING HIS FINGERS his automobile and his locomotive LOSING foods but LOSING HIS DIGESTION traffic, black of the century. journals filled with danger signals New books and fresh from the tell plainly that fronting social MODERN LIFE IS VERY COMPLEX INDEFINITE BREAK OUR EXCITING BEING DRY, FULL OZONE STIMULATES TIE RESOURCES
 
 ovERWoRk.
The Bridgeport evening farmer., 1914-03-17
A Greatly Desired Lady.

It would appear from bits of the so- ciaI gossip of her day that Miss Bur dett-Coutts' nearest approach to an oc- cupation was refusing offers of mar riage It is stated in Intimate Mem oirs of Napoleon H." that the name of the -sprince of adventurers'' was con nected with hers, that she refused the Duke of Wellington and a score of lesser gentlemen.
 For years the great heiress was the most glittering matrimonial prize in England, and when at last she con sented to change her condition by mar rying an American London club wit struck a responsive chord by observ- ing: tI don't blame Ashmead Bartlett for proposing to the baroness. I've done it myself. I regard it as duty every Englishman owes to his family
The Bridgeport evening farmer., 1914-03-17
KlDNAP WOMAN AT POINT OF REvOLv LvERs
Six Armed Men Steal Girl From Chicago Hotel in Early
 Morning.

Chicago, March 17-Six armed men early today went to a north side hotel knocked down the proprietor and, at the point of revolvers forced Miss Mar garet Miller, aged 24, to accompany them.
 D. Evanoff, proprietor of the hotel told the police the men entered the hotel and demanded to see Miss Mill Ter When Evanoff refused to allow them to go to her room,ehe said the men knocked him down and, at the point of revolvers. awoke the young woman and forced her to dress. Then they dragged her to a rear exit into a waiting automobile, according to Evanoffs story.
 Tony Francis, a guest at the hotel was awakened, and wien he attempt ed to interfere was knocked down and locked in room from which he 1ate1' escaped and told the police. The hotei proprietor told the police that one of the men had visited the girl fre- quently.
The Bridgeport evening farmer., 1914-03-17
How Maearoni Is Made.

This is how macaronf is made in Italy: To very. glutinons. wheat -four is added plentiful supply of dried eggs Mixed with water, this becomes a dough. which is so thickly kneaded as to be difficult to impress with the fingers. Then it is carried to a round press perforated with holes. through which the dough is pressed by means of a heavy plate worked by a screw. The result is macaroni without holes in the sticks. Pipe macaroni is made through similar press, with the differ ence that a round piece of metal makes the central hole As it issues in long. snaky ropes from the bottom of the press they are violently famed to pre- vent them from sticking together and are afterward taken out into the open and laid on long bamboo poles to dry Two or three days exposure in the warm, sunny air of Italy makes the dough pipes hard and brittle and fit to use for food.
The Bridgeport evening farmer., 1914-03-17
Chinese Dread of MiIk.

A Chinese has the same dread of milk that an American has of oysters ont of season. Several evenings ago Chinese. dignftary, ewho had just come into the country to study educational institu- tions, was taking dinner with a widely known educator in an uptown hotel. He ate freely of the American dishes until it came to the last course. Look ing at the ice cream dubiously for some time. he finally took mouthful. It must have given him a pleasurable sensation-this first taste of ice cream for he smiled pleasantly at his host. Suddenly another Chinese, who was present and who had not taken any of the dessert, spoke quickly to him a single Chinese word. In an instant the dignitary spat out his mouthfu1 on his plate, much to the censternation of every one at the table. What did you say? inquired the. host of the Chinese who had spoken. .sI said milk ; was the stoica1 repIy.-Pitts- burgh Dispatch.
The Bridgeport evening farmer., 1914-03-17

New York, March 17-The arrest of Jacob Rothman. twenty-three years old, and Michael Sneiderman by the detective bureau prevented one of the most sensational diamond robberies of recent years, according to the po- lice. They had completed plans to break into the vaults of Stern Bros. & Co.,, of ,126 West Fifty-second street, to secure $500, GOO worth of jewels in the dEm's safes These two refined appearing youths, who dress in the very pink of fashion and whose taste full cravats form a background for diamond pins, are believed, despite their boyishness, to have successfully carried out other crimes on a large
The Bridgeport evening farmer., 1914-03-17
Ants Walk on Water.

It may not be new to observers of animal life, but I have been much~in- terested in watching the common house ant here in Rio de Janeiro. We have an American fly trap. The sugar was one day covered with ants, so I placed the trap on a finger bowl stand ing in plate of water. The ants when they came to the edge of the water ran around the bowl until convinced there was no way across, and then calmly took to the water and ran across it by aid of surface tension without getting their feet wet. Hav- ing presumably been home to the nest, they returned for more sugar, crossing in the same way, and this went on regularly, a steady procession crossing the water.-Nature.
The Bridgeport evening farmer., 1914-03-17
PUB Se RE,LAMEBACK STOPS PAIN AT ONCE
Rub Backache away with small trial bottle Of old "St.
 Jacobs Oil.''

Back hurt you? Can't straighteri m without. feeling sudden pains, sharp aches and twinges? Now listen! That's 1umbago, sciatica or maybe from a strain, and you get plesseu relief the moment you rub your baek with soothing, penetrating "St- Jacobs OiI.'' Nothing else takes out sore ness, lameness and stiffness so quick lv You simply rub it on and out comes the pain. It is perfectly harm. less and doesn't burn or discolor the skin.
 small trial bottle from any drug store, and after using it just once, you'll forget that you ever had backacfe, lumbago or sciatica, because your back will never hurt or cause any more misery. It never disapppoints and has been recommended for 60 years Adv.
The Bridgeport evening farmer., 1914-03-17

shall punishable w fine for to be required to work more
  opportunity OF SEVEN, Gods and that the American freedom
 
 PROSPEROUS COUNTRY ON EARTH, and working mon to oanjoy kheirfu meas of pros THOSE SEVEN an A THIS GOVERNMENT FOUNDED ME IT'S PROVISIONS OF oTtsEH PROVIDING aNcmEN A READ THE NEWSPAPERS, PUBLISHED FACT THREE HUN DRIED AND TWENTY THOUSAND NECESSITY EMPLOYING MEN anvRm
The Bridgeport evening farmer., 1914-03-17

some way of harnessing it's energies is discovered by scientists, he calculates that an aeroplane weighing ton should be able to cover the 23S,8OO miles which separate the earth and the moon in three hours and five minutes. About 800 pounds of radium would be necessary to provide the fuel for the journey. At the current price about $10,ooo, COG. .0oQ worth would be re quired.
 Trips to certain Of the stars he con, siders equally practicable. = London Tit-Bits
The Bridgeport evening farmer., 1914-03-17
A $500, ,OOO JEWEL ROBBERY

scale. The field of their operations is thought to have been Boston and the New England states. With the two almost foppish youths the police have secured an equipment of burglar tools which for completeness and in- genufty are almost without parallel in police memory. In fact. some of the articles in the confiscated coIlec- tion were new to Inspector Faurot and pronounced by him to be master pieces of mechanical skill Deputy Commissioner of Police J. Robert Ru- bin, who is head Of the New York detective bureau, and Inspector Fau- rot the noted finger print expert, are given the credit of making the cap- ture.
The Bridgeport evening farmer., 1914-03-17
Modesf John Kehie.

: If John kebIe had had his way it is possible that his famous Christian Year might never have been publish ed. He was extremely averse to it and only yielded to the importunities of his friends and the pleadings of his father. Even so he refused to have his name on the title page. In forty five years it went through 158 editions and since it went out of copyright they have ceased to Be counted.
The Bridgeport evening farmer., 1914-03-17
Generalization.

'.When I was your age" the self made man complained. .T was not spending money that had been earned by somebody else
 ''WeIl,'' his spendthrift son replied, .4you missed good thing. g.''-Chicago Record-Herald
The Bridgeport evening farmer., 1914-03-17
"on Tir,eu In Earn work.

A good engineer brings his train into the station on time It is the sign of a good farmer, if he rounds up the days work before dark. It is just as much to his credit if he does that, too, as if he were doing his work at the throttle of an engine.-Farrn and Preside.
The Bridgeport evening farmer., 1914-03-17
.rhe Air Mans Dream.

A French aviation expert is of opin- ion that the day will come when com munication between the earth and the moon and stars will be possible in aero planes. Providing that radium is sone day found in larger quantities and that
The Bridgeport evening farmer., 1914-03-17
Settled.

Have you placed your interest iI the estate in the hands of lawyer?' "Yes, and in his pocket too."-Buf fa1o Express.
The Bridgeport evening farmer., 1914-03-17
GueriIIas.

Guerilla, which is a Spanish word meaning little war;" was first applied | to armed peasants who worried the | French armies in the Peninsular war 1908 to 1914.
The Bridgeport evening farmer., 1914-03-17

Let the only motive to read be the love of truth.lThomas a Kempis.
The Bridgeport evening farmer., 1914-03-17

No matter what you want try The Farmer Want Col ur1n
Arizona republican., 1914-04-09
LEGAL NOTICES NOTICE TO BOND BUYERS SALE OF MESA UNION HIGH SCHOOL BONDS

SCHOOL BONDS
 Notice is hereby given that sealed bids will be received at the office cf the Board of Supervisors of Mari copa County. in the city of Phoenix. Arizona. until ten o'clock A. M.
 MONDAY, APRIL TWENTIETH,
 1914
 for the purchase of one hundred fif- ty O50) Mesa Union High School Bonds, with accrued interest. Said Bonds being in denomination of One Thousand Dollars each, amounting in the aggregate to the sum of One Hundred Fifty Thousand Dollars 315O.OOOOO) and bearing interest at six teqo) per cent per annum. pay able semi i-annually. Said Bonds to te dated May first, 1914. and pay able twenty years from the date thereof Both principal and interest payable in Gold Coin. Lawful Money If the United States at the office ot the Treasurer of Maricopa County Bonds to be delivered to the pur- chaser thereof in the city of Phoenix, Arizona,- at the office of the Clerk of the Board of Supervisors of said Maricopa County.
 These Bonds are issued under the authority of Title XI. Revised Stat utes of Arizona. 1913
 The opinion of Messrs. Dillon Thompson & Clay, Attorneys. of the City of New York. as to the validity of the Bonds will be furnished to the purchaser.
 All bids must be unconditional ex- cept as to favorable opinion by Messrs. Dillon, Thompson & Clay and must be accompanied by a cer- tfied check upon a National Bank or upon a hank in Arizona, for Five Thousand Dollars payable to the Treasurer of Maricopa County, which check shall he forfeited in case of refusal or omission of the successful bidder to accept the Bonds and make payment therefor within thirty days from date of award. No bid for less than pat value and accrued interest to date, of delivery will be received The checks of unsuccessful bidders will he returned upon rejection ol each bid. Bids at a rate of interest less than six (69o) per cent will be considered.
 The Board expressly reserves the right to reject any and all bids or to waive any informality in any bid.
 Bids will be opened by said Boarl on Monday. April goth, 1914, at ten o'clock A. NJ. and thereafter consid- cred.
 Bids must be sealed and addressed James Miller, IT., Clerk Board Of Supervisors. Phoenix. Arizona. and marked on outside of envelope: High School Bond Proposal"
 By order of Board of Supervisors, Maricopa County,
 JAMES MILLER, JR..
 Clerk.
Arizona republican., 1914-04-09

or less according to Government sur vey, all in Maricopa County, Arizona: together with water rights for 152 acres of land in the Peninsular Ditch with tull rights of way through said Pen lnsular Ditch to said land; being 297.SS acres, more or less, in said tract.
 Terms of sale: Not less than sixty. per cent cash, balance secured by notes and mortgages on said property: pay, able within one year, with inter- est at per cent per annum If sold In subdivisions cash payments to be pro rated. The Administrator will also sell at the same time and place under an order of Court duly made in that behalf: All the right, title and in terest of the Estate in those certain leases held by the decedent on the southwest h of the Southwest k of Section 56, Township l North, Range 1 East, and on the land in the Southeast corner of the Southeast + and part of the Southwest 4 of the Southeast r. South of Prices Ditch, Section 36. Township 1 North, Range East. c. S. & R. B. &, M, containing 40 acres more or less, all in Maricopa County, Arizo- ma, being eighty acres of school land altogether, together with all improve ments on the above described school land; said Administrator being ordered 10 sell said leases and improvements anove described at private sale for cash and to the highest bidder. Bids will be received for the whole of the above described premises or subdivis- ions thereof. Bidss must be in writing.
 A. s. HERZBERG, Administrator of the Estateof Wolf Sachs, deceased.
 Dated March 30, 1914.
Arizona republican., 1914-04-09
RESOLUTIONS OF RESPECT

Tempe, Ariz., April 8. To the Chancellor Commander. Of ficers and Members of Tempe Lodge No 2G, K. of P.
 We. your Committee. appointed to draft resolutions of condolence on the death of the mother of o,Ir brother, Edwin Cummings. beg to submit the following:
 Whereas. It has pleased the Sup- reme Ruler of the Universe to re- move from our midst our esteemed friend. and the beloved mother of our brother. and, while We bow to his will who doeth all things well. We mourn the loss of one who was Eeld in high esteem by all. and one whose presence was a source of s,In- shine and gladness to all who knew her,
 Be it resolved. That we extend our sympathy to our brother and rels tlves and that these resolutions be spread upon the minutes of thi:: loGge. that 4 copy be given to the papers for publication, and that q copy under the seal of the lodge he sent to the sorrowing relatives. Faithfully submitted.
 CHAS. H. FEATHER.
 F. P. CARR,
 CHAS. c. CASH.