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The Brunswick news. [volume] (Brunswick, Ga.) 1906-2016, 1914-06-24

bAi N"uy hhs'NC q NiNNt lOuu II ~
four games so far. And watch Bruins
wick fans show their appreciation by
turning out more people Thursday
than any club in the league has ever
turned out, except on opening day.
1t locks to us like three straight.
Hartner, you know, will hurl today and
as the southpaw is now in rare form
he is due to make it three from the
Millionaires.
Really though, we would rather it
be some ether club than Valdosta.
They need game or two, but Bruins
wick just can't afford to give even
one to them.
A week ago today Brunswick and
Americas were in a desperate fight
for the cellar. To-day they are ignting
just as desperately for the lead.
That was some drubbing Americas
handed Waycross yesterday. Eight err
rors behind McFarlan was responJible
for most of the runs.
Brunswick only secured five nrs off
of Richard yesterday, but only one
Of them happened to be singled, the
others being two two-baggers and
two triples. And every hit meant a
run.
There is really no heavy end to
the Brunswick batting order. Any
member of the club is just as likely
to paste it out for double or triple
or homer as he is to merely single
Really, we are not worried very
much about Americus we believe OF
to and his Pilots will take care of
the Muckalees this week, but little
old Cordele is hanging around a little
too close.
WHAT about it Thursday? Are you
going out and show Jordan and his
men that you appreciate the work of
the club, and incidentally help out
the baseball association or remain up
town and hear about it after the
game?
The Brunswick news. [volume] (Brunswick, Ga.) 1906-2016, 1914-06-24

The latast-try one-JEKYL
CLUB HOUSE-Straight Port-Rico.
The Brunswick news. [volume] (Brunswick, Ga.) 1906-2016, 1914-06-24
DR.. HARDMAk'S CANDIDACY IS GREAT.
ING favor THROUGHOUT THE STATE.

That the masses taking interest the gubernatora
race is shown by the which the people rang
the support of Dr. L. Hardman
and the who has territory
with larger number of voters than the
race Farmers bankers manufacturers artisans bOres and
professional of class lining the Hardman
column confident that he Is the who equipped give
gia a faithful business administration.
The Brunswick news. [volume] (Brunswick, Ga.) 1906-2016, 1914-06-24
Baseball Results
STANDING OF THE CLUBS

RESULTS YESTERDAY
Brunswick, I; Valdosta, ).
Cordele. ); brownsville, ,.
Americas, 9; WaycrOss, 0.
The Brunswick news. [volume] (Brunswick, Ga.) 1906-2016, 1914-06-24
CHARACTER AND QUALIFICATION
MAKE STRONG APPEAL

clean honorable public
ice appeal to the people.
His successful professional stamp
man of remarkable ability and resourcefulness.
He capacated for executive through quail
fcaOns and years of wide experience in large affairs.
Six of useful service the legislature years
the senate marked by excellent state
his qualities craftsmanship.
His practical knowledge of farming by the wonderful
success achieved In this profession together
Georgas agricultural interests executive
board OF the State Agricultural College member
Experiment Board stamp him leader agricultural affairs
In banking manufacturing daryng drainage horticulture and
In the profession of medicine his
giant mind which analyses, Directs organizes
Doctor Hardmans honest constructive platform Keeping
with his progressive and practical IDEAS dreamer
but doer; not scheming politician but sincere friend
people, not seeker Of public office for
to the people of Georgia which him able
to do.
His candidacy meeting with throughout
State The people have unblemshed character
his worthy achievements of his and of his
splendid qualifications for leadership the
masses that Doctor Hartman the logical
Ship he has attained lead that prediction to be
made that the the plain people,
be GeOrgia's chief executive
The Brunswick news. [volume] (Brunswick, Ga.) 1906-2016, 1914-06-24

1t locks to us like three straight
Hartner, you know, will hurl today and
as the southpaw is now in rare form
he is due to make it three from the
Millionaires.
The Brunswick news. [volume] (Brunswick, Ga.) 1906-2016, 1914-06-24

There is really no heavy end tt
the Brunswick batting order. Any
member of the club is just as likely
to paste it out for a double or triple
or a homer as he is to merely single
The Brunswick news. [volume] (Brunswick, Ga.) 1906-2016, 1914-06-24

Really though, we would rather it
be some ether club than Valdosta.
They need game or two, but Bruins
wick just can't afford to give even
one to them.
The gazette-times. [volume] (Heppner, Or.) 1912-1925, 1914-10-15

"Well, Senator" he said. 81 guess
Bill Hurst has. l sold him one yester-
day."
At luncheon in New York Mr.. Dam
rosch said politely to an old lady;
"Your daughter doesn't sing any
morel"
"No," said the old lady. "Sinte tho
birth of her two little girls Mary has
been so occupied that she's had TO si''
u her singing"
Mr.. Damrosch sighed.
"After ALL" he said, "children are q
great blessing, aren't theyf"
The gazette-times. [volume] (Heppner, Or.) 1912-1925, 1914-10-15
A Horse for Sale.

A Horse for Sale.
The late Senator Elkins used to tell
a story Of Bige Brown.
Bige, he explained, lived in Elkins.
Meeting him one day in the main street
the Senator said:
"Bige, do you know of anybody
that s got horse for salef''
Bige, chewing gum, gave the Sena-
tor a patronizing smile.
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a good temper for me-"
Eyes, III be so beastly obstinate
that he IL be positively grateful to you
for taking me off his hands.
Making Up.
Passenger-Your trains always used
to be late. Today l arrived twenty min
utes before departure time and find my
train gone.
Station Master-Ah! Since our new
manager took charge we are trying to
make up for lost time.
Bravery.
Aunt Ethel-Well, Beatrice, W re you
gery brave a. the dentist'sY
Beatrice-Yes, auntie, | was.
Aunt Ethel-Then there's the half
crown I promised you. And now tell
me what he did TO you.
Beatrice-He pulled out two of
Willie s teeth!
He Should Worry.
Hotel Waiter-Come, sir, you really
must 90 off to bed, sir. (Yawns.) Why,
the dawn s abreaking, sir.
Late Reveler-Let it break-and put
it down in the bill, waiter.
Sturnned
An English bishop, offering u orange
to a little child, remarked sweetly:
"Now, my little man, l shall give you
this orange if you tell me where God
is. y
"My Lord answered the child, son
of clergyman, "I'll give you two
oranges if you II tell me where He is
not.
A Difference.
Simms-You re a poor sort of club
member. l very seldom see you around
at the clubhouse.
Timms-Why, get around once or
Twice week.
Simms-Well, look at me-I'm there
every night.
Timms-Yes, but you re married, and
I'm single.
Complimentary
Parishioner Ito departing minister)-
We re all very sorry to lose you, Mr..
Poodle.
Mr.. Poodle (modestly)-Never mind,
Mrs. Toodle. Ive no doubt you will get
a better man next time.
Parishoner All, no, Mr. Poodle,
That S just what the last minister said
when he left.
The gazette-times. [volume] (Heppner, Or.) 1912-1925, 1914-10-15
HOME AND FARM MAGAZINE SECTION

"Ah doan know, boss. jes' reckon
he doan pay no 'tention to dat tail.
Seems he thinks it IL come along, any
how"
The gazette-times. [volume] (Heppner, Or.) 1912-1925, 1914-10-15
Stories With a Smile
Right to Title

hlgnt to T1uo.
e TRANGER-Why is Jones conceded
- to be the leading lawyer in this
vicinityi
Local Resident-Why, mister, Jones
can holler I object" louder than any
other man in these parts.
The gazette-times. [volume] (Heppner, Or.) 1912-1925, 1914-10-15
He Could Sleep.

He Could Sleep.
"No, Willie, DEAR" said mama, emo
more cakes tonight. Don't you know
you cannot sleep on a full stomach"
"Well," replied Willie, 81 can sleep
On my back.
The gazette-times. [volume] (Heppner, Or.) 1912-1925, 1914-10-15
Sherman Was Right.

"What7 No more peroxde9" asked
the blonde actress.
every sorry, but the war has cut off
the supply, completely" said the apollo
getic drug clerk.
The delicate and petted darling of the
stage glared speechless for a moment
Then she said, emphatically:
81 agree with Gen. Sherman.
The gazette-times. [volume] (Heppner, Or.) 1912-1925, 1914-10-15
Obliging.

"Well, dearest, I'll speak to your
father tomorrow; you might put him in
The gazette-times. [volume] (Heppner, Or.) 1912-1925, 1914-10-15
The Possum S Tail.

Captain Brinton B. Davis has re-
turned from his annual outing -ith the
Juniper Hunting Club on Lake George,
Florida, witt a batch of anecdotes.
Several of them relate to Jim Rogers,
an ancient negro survival Of ode days
befoh de wah, who still holds forth on
the Juniper hunting preserve and pilots
the Louisville Indians, who otherwise
might end up heaven knows where.
Jim went cut with Hugh Nevin one
day. The two 'ound peculiar track.
Following the line of what were plainly
foot prints was a small, continuous fur
row..
"What kind of track is that, Jim, "
asked the puzzled Mr. Nevin.
"Dat's $ a 'possum tack, sah," ex-
planned the cid negro.
"But how does he make that fur
rows"
"He makes dat furrer wild his tail. "
"With his tail?"
eyes, sub. He let's his tail drag"
"Why do you suppose he lets it
drag9n
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The Reason.


"1t must be great to be man! One
dress suit lasts you for years and years
and woman must have new dress
for every party
"That's why one dress suit lasts a
man for years and years. "
Ingenious.
"I always tell the waiter when I'm
going to tip him."
"Why7'
$50 he won t keep me waiting half
an hou; while the cashier splits $40
bill into dimes. -
Beaten To It.
Golfer (who has fooled his drive
and expressed his disgust with strong
word)-Oh, l beg your pardon for
swearing before you.
Lady (his partner in foursome) )-Oh,
you didn t; l said it first.
Effective.
Salesman-Here an alarm clock
that's guaranteed positively to make
Z fellow jump out of bed.
Mr.. Tardee-That s what they I'll say
but let's hear it ring.
Salcsman-It doesn't ring-it honks.
Obliging,
El Paso herald. (El Paso, Tex.) 1901-1931, 1914-09-05
.EH6-IHI 5HAViE
.EIPE9T5iAE H1T
BEING Utilized.
London Paper Calls Atten-
ton to Ignoring Of Cele-
brated Sea Warriors.
HELP AND COUNSEL
NEEDED IN CRISIS
oNDoN. Eng- Sept 5.-sOme {

7 ONDON, Eng, Sept 5.-Some Of
the British naval experts are not
being utilized in the crisis, &C
cording to a report now current The
Daily Chronicle gives voice to these
rumors in the following article. writ
ten by a specially well in formed naval
correspondent:
The board Of admiralty has recent
" received an infusion OF blood. Mr..
Churchill is still the vigorous and re-
sourceful first lord Prince Louis OF
Bdttenberg is still responsible for the
strategiCal distribution and direction
Of the fleet Sir John Jellicoe, ap-
pointed TO the supreme command
aflOat, has been succeeded by Sir
Frederick HazletOn as second sea lord,
and the appointment TO sea com
mand OF rear admiral G. II. W. Moore
brings a new officer into the imDor-
tant position OF third sea lord
The whole board is composed Of
talented and brilliant officers, each OF
whom may be trusted to administer
well his special department and to
spare himself in nothing.
The whole business is in their
hands Of maintaining the fleet in eff
cheney, Of directing IL in close assO-
citation with the commander in chief
afloat and OF exercising, Wisely and
prudently, the great function which
belongs to their own responsibility.
Experts Are Ignored.
But the question is asked why Off
GERS whose great powers are well
known to the fleet and who have n
effect created. organized and trained
it, are not called in to give counsel
at this hour OF supreme Importance to
the country and the empire2
Where is lord Fisher That dis
tinguished officer is recognized every
where TO be a master mind in the
fleet Among our enemies as well as
our friends he is known TO be a man
Of commanding personality and DOW
ers. Lord Fisher gave US the TYNE
of those ships upon which the safety
Of the country now depends He
shaped the organization which made
every ship a ship ready for war. he
II was who inspired the system of
navy mobilization which has given
such brilliant results Il was he who
Continued on Page 5, This Section. Col. @
El Paso herald. (El Paso, Tex.) 1901-1931, 1914-09-05
The Mobilization of Great
Armies Paralyzes Every
Branch of Trade.

2 ONDON, Eng. Sept 5.-One Of the
most amazing things to the lay
- man about the European war was
the rapidity with which the nations in
voIved placed several millions Of men in
the field under arms, almost over night
Mobilization in Germany was an
easier matter than in any Of the other
countries at war. for Germany has the
largest standing army in the world and
her reservists are in times Of peace
more nearly on a war footing than
those Of the other nations
Difficult For Russia
In Russia the task was a more dill
cult one. for prOportiOnately there were
fewer men under arms. and most OF the
reservisrs were drawn from the rural
districts. France had more than one
million men under arms in a remark
ably short time, for that country main
tains a very rigid compulsory military
service system
Under the present extraordinary cir
cumstances. almost every country in
Europe is a country at war, but every
one of the countries now fighting IS
even under ordinary conditions OF
peace, always a people in arms
In all Of the warning countries ex-
cept England, military service IS
El Paso herald. (El Paso, Tex.) 1901-1931, 1914-09-05
Urges English Women
To Take Up Arms for
Defence of Their Country

London. Eng, Aug 5. - Although
they will certainly not be used for
some time. lady Cooks idea OF wom-
en- as soldiers is not received with sar-
casm in all quarters
Lady Cook is proceeding with her
PROPAGANDA She says the women are
the logical defenders of the home when
the men are abroad
let English women fight for their
homes. their honor and their children, y
she saws. 7 will have regiments OF
women wearing khaki uniforms just
like men, with the possible addition Of
knee length skirts
Z expect 100000 women to be
armed. drilled and organized into
armies in three months
sBoadicea. queen OF Britain. called
both men and women into battle when
she moved down her enemies with her
scythed chariot" Women have been
brave in the past
s'rvhere are plenty OF women knit
ting socks and doing Red Cross work;
but I want every woman who mas
health and strength to use arms so
that when the men folk are away they
can defend their homes and honor i
believe English women VIII make
good fighters. Remember what kip
ling says about the female OF the
El Paso herald. (El Paso, Tex.) 1901-1931, 1914-09-05
LONDON ATTACK
BY DIA.6I8LE5
is POSSIBLE
Germans Might Fly Over
English Capital Any Day
and Drop Bombs.
STRICT WATCH is
BEING MAINTAINED
By PHILLIP EVERETT.

7 ONDON, Eng, Sept 5.-Can Lon
don be attacked successfully by
a German dirigible? This much
mooted question may be decided any
day now. On paper several OF the
biggest German air liners could come
over from the German border throw
each ton Of explosive into this city
and still have power enough TO re-
gain their own country without alight-
ing
The present crisis is too serious for
the rather silly "airship scares OF
other years In the presence OF real
war the average Englishman does not
worry over this certainly unprecedenI-
ed danger. But at the same IiIne
England is being protected as Wen as
possible by a system of scar shts
and swift aeroplane scouts, the lattsF
being a perfect protection IN the Jay
time
The German airships are Of a dis
tinct type. All the 'rigids" are Yep
pelins except 5. L ., which IS OF the
same type with a framework OF WOOD
instead OF metal The "rigids' carry
one pound and Maxim guns. not only
in the cars but on the top OF the en-
velope. The nonrigids are Of the Par
seval type and only useful for local
Air Distance 300 Miles.
The distance by air from Cologne 70
London is 500 miles and from Ham
burg $50 miles Several Zeppenns,
therefore, could travel both ways al
full speed with good luck. The L 3
recently remained in the air 80 hours
and is designed TO travel 1900 miles at
the reduced speed of Sc miles an hour
She can also drift as a free balloon
It is probable she could carry three
or four tons OF explosives.
What could a Zeppelin do, II she
were TO Gomez What chance would
she have Of getting here, or returning
which il is easy to ask, but hard 10
In the first place she would pre-
sumably come by night, in the hope
Of escaping observation But al
though she might arrive unperceivec.
in spite OF searchhghts, and mlgnt
cOnceivably do certain amount OF
damage IL she dropped her bombs with
unexpected accuracy (and this would
be difficult in the dark having
dropped them (and the bigger they
We're the fewer they would bel she
would simply have to go away again
Must Fly 1000 Feet High
But barring clouds which, while
they would conceal her, would also
prevent her seeing what she was do
ing-it must be remembered that AZ
anything less than 1000 feet she would
be vulnerable to rifle fire-she can
only count at present on eight or nine
hours Of invisibility- When daylight
comes the aerOplanes. flying much
faster, will be out for her
During the early stages OF the var
while aeroplanes are still numerous,
the cruising airship's lot will not be
a happy one. If she escapes them, TO
say nothing OF high angle IRE from
guns on land and sea she viii indeed
ha Fn~Hrna~n
El Paso herald. (El Paso, Tex.) 1901-1931, 1914-09-05
Worlds Richest Farm
Put Out of Business;
Herald Square No More

New York. Sept 5.-The worlds most
expensive farm has just been put out OF
business because Of the demands or
New Yorix's rapid transit facilities The
farm in question occupied small TIL
angularpiece Of ground known as Her
aid Suuar park. situated in the busiest
part Of the city at Broadway and 34th
street.
While It has been known as park
for many years. its area has been hardly
mare than that OF a good size apart
ment. and ingress to il has been pre-
vented by means Of an iron fence. For
many years II has been farmed by Big
Dan Rim, the tariff policeman on this
busy corner, who has gathered crops
of mushrooms from it every summer
which have been reported the most sue
culent ever raised
But now as the city is TO build Its
new subways this farm has been Sc
lected as the siIe OF a temporary shaft
house. and today a small army Of men
is removing every sevtige Of verdure
from the farm. which. for its size, is
the most valuable in the world Off
Ger Rim is reported to feel keenly
the loss Of his unique farm even though
after the new subway is completed
it is to be put back in place
El Paso herald. (El Paso, Tex.) 1901-1931, 1914-09-05
DESTITUTION IN
VIENNA ALREADY
GIVING CONCERN
Banks and Stores Close Be
cause of Conditions Grow
ing Out of the War.
WOMEN SEW FOR
SOLDIER HUSBANDS

VIENNA. Austria, Sept 5.-Desti-
" tuition is already rampant in this
cirv Poor persons are selling
everything for eatables-
once in a while one sees a supply
of bread brought along the street on
large wagon. II is handed out to the
NOR Probably it has been supplied
bv some rich man whose heart has been
touch by the suffering
Ranks are closed and most Of the
stores. too. A few moving picture
houses are open. They produce battle
nictures. hut these are well censored
Everything is done to keep the patriot
ism of the people at high pitch
Distress Is Obvious
But the distress is obvious one hears
q loud dispute. An old woman IS nav
grocery man The prices Tor victuals
are regulated by the municipal au-
rborities- but il is difficult to get any
thing at these regulated prices If you
20 into the shop IN an ordinary way
and ask for something you are ordered
out in q harsh, rude voice Only by
politely begging the proprietor TO ac-
cent this piece Of money (three or four
times the regulated price, and give
Won a niece Of meat without bothering
hurry can you get what you want
The lord mayor has taken over the
distribution Of meat and milk The
janitor Of each house has TO furnish
the names of all tenants. These are
provided with numbers and they can
apply for meat and milk every day,
showing their numbers and then paying
the official rate at one Of the municipal
depOts.
Aged Men as Police.
wr-r.sr=-, ~s-, hoe ,or1.z -.
under so years Of age. This has in
cluded the regular policemen. The sub
stiuute policemen, all over the half CEN
fury mark. often form a humorous pic
ture. Here is your old jeweler, instead
OF tlnker1ng watch, standing on the
street corner in a uniform miles too
big He lacks the usual helmet ard
saber and his bearing is strangely i'll
at ease for a protector Of the peace.
The newspapers get out three or four
editions day. which is a great deal
for Vienna The editions OF the Social
confiscsted-
The papers are printed BY apprec-
tees and old men and there is little
war news in them.
The churches are overlooking with
young girls and mothers praying for
husbands or sweethearts-
No Mail Deliveries.
No letters are delivered. The mem
u q sOAl-5L AaLllAE 90 not know
where he Is fighting and are sure that
II he were killed on the battlefield they
would not hear Of il ror months. per-
haps never.
There is never q taxicab or automo-
pie omnibus to be seen on the streets.
All are coufiscated- The street car
traffic is reduced, too, where cars ran
once on a five minute schedule now
they run irregularly every half hour.
me women, despite their own plight.
are holding meetings all over the city
% lew and do things to relieve the sol
El Paso herald. (El Paso, Tex.) 1901-1931, 1914-09-05

sadOr. in the storms which threaten this
country. War with Greece and a mas
sacre Of Christians are grave posi-
bilities.
According to the information acquired
by the American ambassador. the
Mahometans in Turkey are determined
to avail themselves Of the disturbed
conditions in Europe and the fact that
the great powers are engaged in ter
rible military conflict which would pre-
clude the adoption OF the punitive
measures which under normal condi-
tons would follow such a massacre. to
visit their wrath on all Christians anu
Jews In Turkey, both Turkey IN Europe
and Turkey in Asia
according to Mr.. MOrgenthau, no IN
nehever will be permitted TO escape II
the Mahometans have their way The
sultan IN response to the urgesJ repre-
sensations Of the American ambassador.
mas promised to do what he can 10 pro
tect citizens Of the United states Mr.
Morgenthau pointed out that the united
states Is not engaged in war ana that
ms country would not hesitate to IN
uertake reprisals for outrages perpe-
uaJed on its citizens.
El Paso herald. (El Paso, Tex.) 1901-1931, 1914-09-05
King George Suffering
From Strain of Var; Can
Get But Little Sleep Now

London. Eng. Sept. 5.-The king is
feeling the effect Of the prolonged
strain and suffering from broken
nights with little sleep. He has given
up his morning rides in the park, but
gets a game OF tennis every afternoon
He IS Joining in the prevalent custom
OF eating only simple food. and he
confines himself to non-intoxicants. ex-
cept for whisky and soda at dinner
The queen is 8 strict abstainer during
the war.
Special Geographic and telephone
arrangements have been made to link
up Windsor with the capital in view
OF the fact that the court viii pro-
coed there next week Various mem
bers Of the royal family are in need
OF a change OF scene, the king espe-
cially.
El Paso herald. (El Paso, Tex.) 1901-1931, 1914-09-05

obligatory and every man is a defence
OF the home and country which he and
his ancestors built up The measures
OF general defence prepared and kept
in readiness at all times are so closely
connected with the nations activities,
that even the tremendous preparations
for the present war were taken largely
a. a matter OF course by the people
Of Germany, Russia and Austria
Hungary
Mobilization Stops Everything.
The first effect OF mobilization time
Is the instant cessation OF all ordinary
occupations Of life. The pillow is left
in the furrOW, the saw in the wood and
the shop closes. All thoughts and de-
sires, turning from ordinary pursuits to
one thing. the flag: that is the defence
OF the pillow, the saw and the shop.
All ordinary traffic ceases Travel
pOurs only one way. That is, toward
the concentration points and toward the
enemy.
Every railroad station master has