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Harrisburg telegraph. [volume] (Harrisburg, Pa.) 1879-1948, 1914-09-02
DEATH OF MRS IsABEII KEENEY

New Cumberland, Pa, Sept. a.
Mrs. Isabella Keeney died on Tuesday
morning at her home at Elkwood.
Mrs. Keeney was 76 years old and was
the widow of Martin Keeney, who died
on July rs. One son, William Keeney,
also of Elkwood. survives. Funeral
services will be held Friday morning
from the house at 10 o'clock and will
be conducted by the Rev. A. G. Wolf,
pastor of st. Pauls Lutheran Church.
Burial will be made at the old Har-
risburg Cemetery.
Harrisburg telegraph. [volume] (Harrisburg, Pa.) 1879-1948, 1914-09-02
HARVEST HOME SERVICE

Hershey. Pa, Sept 2.-On Sunday
morning the annual harvest home
service will be held in Fishburn S
Church. The church will be hand
somely decorated with fruit and vege-
tables and the pastor, the Rev. o. G..
Romig, will preach a sermon. In the
evening at 730 he will preach at Union
Deposit.
Harrisburg telegraph. [volume] (Harrisburg, Pa.) 1879-1948, 1914-09-02
Mechanicsburg Has 13
Deaths in Month of August
Shsefal to The Teleerabh

Mechanicsburg, Pa, Sept. death
reaped a larger harvest this August
than for the past ten years in the cor
responding month. For the past two
years there were four deaths, but this
year there were thirteen, as follows:
August 2, Solomon Rider. 50 years;
August 8, Mrs. Adeline Butler, SO
years; August 6, s. Augustus Base
hore. 70 years; August 8, Ebert Kintz,
80 years; August 8, Mrs. Jere Burns,
6S years; August 10, Mrs Catherine
Brandt, II years; August II, John J.
Sponsler, 6S years. August IA, George
w. Dice, 80 years; August IA, John
W. Coover, 81 years; August Is, Mrs.
Catharine Hauck, n years; August 20.
John A. Gerhart, % years; August %,
John T. Lamb, 65 years, and August
20, Jacob Stought, As years.
Harrisburg telegraph. [volume] (Harrisburg, Pa.) 1879-1948, 1914-09-02
CHRISTIAN ENDEAvoR RALLY

Wormleysburg. Pa, Sept. 2.-Next
Sunday evening the Senior and Junior
Christian Endeavor societies of the St
Paul's United Brethren Church after
being suspended during the months
of July and August will hold a rally.
The program will consist of special
singing and music by both socities.
The principal speaker of the evening
will be NJ. A. Hoff, of New Cumber-
land. There will be special music by
the Sunday school orchestra.
Harrisburg telegraph. [volume] (Harrisburg, Pa.) 1879-1948, 1914-09-02
TETANUs CAUSES DEATH
Special TO The Telegyabb

Lewistown, Pa, Sept 2.-Tetanus
has claimed a youthful victim in Alton
Meyer, II years old, son of John
Meyer. About a week ago the boy
visited the farm owned by his parents
about two miles from town and while
running over the place tread on a
rusty nail, which pierced his foot.
Remedies were applied to the wound
at once. but they had no effect, and
lockjaw developed, causing his death
yesterday.
Harrisburg telegraph. [volume] (Harrisburg, Pa.) 1879-1948, 1914-09-02
LENTz FUNERAL TOMORROW

White Hill, Pa, Sept 2.-Funeral
services for Mrs. Clayton C. Lentz,
aged 2S years, who died at her home
here, Monday, will be held from her
home tomorrow morning at 9 O'Clock
The Rev. E. l.. Manges pastor of the
Trinity Lutheran Church, Lemoyne.
will officiate. Burial will be made at
Newberrytown.
Harrisburg telegraph. [volume] (Harrisburg, Pa.) 1879-1948, 1914-09-02
BIG BARN DESTROYED
Special to The TELEGRAPH

Waynesboro, Pa, Sept. 2.-On Mon
day night the large bank barn on the
farm owned by Hiram Middlekauff
and tenanted by Otis Smith, near Lett
ersburg, was burned to the ground
No horses were burned but thirty-five
tons of hay, 500 bushels of wheat, har-
ness and farming implements fell a
prey 70 the names The loss is placed
at $4,000, almost covered by insur-
|anCe
Harrisburg telegraph. [volume] (Harrisburg, Pa.) 1879-1948, 1914-09-02
WEDDING AT HERSHEY
,Sbecinl to The TeLeprnbh

Hershey, Pa, Sept. "A quiet we'd
ding took place at the home of the
Rev. o. G. Romig at Hershey on Tues
Perry Pegi W. u Biery and i Miss T Ailavest no Ros
mig, both of Allentown, Pa. The
nuptial knot was tied by the Rev Mr..
Romig, who is an uncle of the bride.
The couple made the trip in a large
auto and were accompanied by Mr..
and Mrs. Peter d. Schmoyer, of Allen
town. A wedding dinner was served
and a few hours were spent at Her
shey.
Harrisburg telegraph. [volume] (Harrisburg, Pa.) 1879-1948, 1914-09-02
NORMAL SCHOOL OPENS
Special to The Telegraph

Shippensburg, Pa, Sept. 2.-Y ester
day the normal school opened its fall
session. The total enrolment is so
per cent. more than that of previous
years. There are several new teachers
in the faculty, among them being Miss
Cora Macy, of Syracuse, N. Y, teacher
of biological science; Miss Rachel
Jones, of Scranton, teacher of vocal
music, and DR.. Winfield Collins. Reeds
Grove, Md, teacher of English lit
erature,
Harrisburg telegraph. [volume] (Harrisburg, Pa.) 1879-1948, 1914-09-02
CHILD'S ECZEMA
Yields to our Saxo SalVe,

Troy, N. Y.-"My little girl had ec-
zema on her feet for about eighteen
months. The doctors used ointments
and doctored her blood but did not help
her. Nights it would itch so she could
not sleep. Saxo Salve has entirely
cured her and l am writing this letter
so other sufferers MAJ know about it. -
Mrs. JOSEPH CLIFTON, Troy, N. Y.
If we can't cure your skin trouble
with Saxo Salve and Saxo Soap we will
buy back the empty tube.
Geo. A. Gorg4s, Druggist. Harris
burg, Pa.-AdVertisemIs
Harrisburg telegraph. [volume] (Harrisburg, Pa.) 1879-1948, 1914-09-02
CLASS MEETINGS

Lemoyne, Pa, Sept. 2.-Last even
ing the regular meeting of the e
Pluribus Unum class of the United
Evangelical Sunday School was held
at the home of the teacher, Mrs. Ray
mond Sawyer, along the State Road.
A meeting of the Ladies' Aid So
ciety of the Trinity Lutheran Church
will be held at the home of Mrs Man
beck, in Hummel avenue Thursday
euapipp
Harrisburg telegraph. [volume] (Harrisburg, Pa.) 1879-1948, 1914-09-02
HURT IN AUTO ACCIDENT
Sbeeiai to The Telerrnhh

Gettysburg. Pa. Sept. 2.-William
o. Andrews, a McKnightstown mer.
chant. was seriously injured on Mon
day when his automobile was ditched
He was in the car alone and when II
turned over he was pinned beneath 1t
The accident occurred near his home
and he lay under the machine NOR,
than an hour until neighbors discov-
cred his plight
Harrisburg telegraph. [volume] (Harrisburg, Pa.) 1879-1948, 1914-09-02
BARN DESTROYED BY FIRE
Special to The Telegraph

Lewistown, Pa, Sept. q = At Z
o'clock last evening the large barn on
the farm of Samuel Slime. west of
town, with all its contents. was totally
destroyed by fire. Lewistown fire COM
panies responded quickly to the call,
but could not reach it with their hose.
Last summer another barn on this
same farm was totally destroyed with
forty-eight tons of hay.
Harrisburg telegraph. [volume] (Harrisburg, Pa.) 1879-1948, 1914-09-02
TEACHER ELECTED
sbeeial to TIE Teleernhh

Dillsburg, Pa, Sept. AT the reg
ular meeting of the Dillsburg school
board held on Tuesday morning, Miss
Huldah Bender was elected teacher
of the B intermediate school to fill
the vacancy caused by the resjgna-
tion of Miss Kathryn Reiver on ac-
count of i'll health.
Harrisburg telegraph. [volume] (Harrisburg, Pa.) 1879-1948, 1914-09-02
woNLAN's ARM BROKEN

Waynesboro, Pa. Sept Mrs.
Henry Harbaugh, Leitersburg, while
walking in the hallway of her home
yesterday afternoon, tripped up on
some carpet and fell to the floor.
breaking both bones in her left arm
midway between the elbow and the
wrist
Harrisburg telegraph. [volume] (Harrisburg, Pa.) 1879-1948, 1914-09-02
WEST SHORE NEWS
FUNERAL OF MRS. REEsER

Lemoyne, Pa, Sept. Funeral
services for Mrs. Samuel Reeser, 80
years old, who died yesterday morning
after an illness of several weeks will
be held from the United Evangelical
Church on Friday afternoon at l
o'clock. The Rev. E. D. Keen, pastor,
will offfciate. Burial will be made in
the Camp Fill Cemetery.
Harrisburg telegraph. [volume] (Harrisburg, Pa.) 1879-1948, 1914-09-02
FELL FROM SWING
Special to The Telegraph


Waynesboro, Pa, Sept. 2.-Charles
Cook is confined to his home suffering
from painful wound which he re-
ceived when he fell from a swing. In
the fall he struck his back on a cellar
door hinge and plowed a cash seven
inches long down his back along his
spine, which required ten stitches to
close.
Harrisburg telegraph. [volume] (Harrisburg, Pa.) 1879-1948, 1914-09-02
TEACHING IN OKLAHOMA

New Cumberland. Pa, Sept. a.
Miss Edna Kilmore left to-day for
Cowder Okla, where she will teach
in the public schools. This will be the
third term Miss Fillmore has taught
in Oklahoma
Harrisburg telegraph. [volume] (Harrisburg, Pa.) 1879-1948, 1914-09-02
EDITOR RESIGNS
.Sbecinl to The Teleernhh

7FVI'V'' y T no T eIEbTuFH
Waynesboro, Pa. Sept. &C. Max
well Hunter. for two years city edi-
tor of the Evening Herald, rendered
his resignation, taking effect at once.
He has accepted a similar position on
the Daily Record, Uniontown, Pa, and
will take up his new duties there next
week.
Harrisburg telegraph. [volume] (Harrisburg, Pa.) 1879-1948, 1914-09-02

for It was an awful torture. l would go to
bed early and all would do was roll around
scratching my body all the time. In winter
my body and legs were covered with erup-
tion from scratching and rubbing so that
could hardly stand it. could find no relief.
When would take my bath in the evening
would have to take of my underclothing
carefully from my body and legs. / was
tortured by that. awful irritation.
"I got some Cuticura Soap and Ointment.
/ took bath with warm water and Cuticura
Soap and put the Cuticura Ointment on my
back from my neck to my feet. did this
every night until in a few weeks there was
not sign of eruption on my body. My skin
was entirely healed" (Signed) Frank Roy,
Feb 90 1914
Harrisburg telegraph. [volume] (Harrisburg, Pa.) 1879-1948, 1914-09-02

Itch me and finally they began
to spread over my body. was
getting worse every day at
work and l had no rest. 1
would have to scratch under
my arms then my legs. walk
a few steps having a little re-
lief, then 1t began again on my
body. then legs again. then my
back until | was nearly crazy
Harrisburg telegraph. [volume] (Harrisburg, Pa.) 1879-1948, 1914-09-02
ATTENDING THE STYLE SHOW

Louis ladies' tailor, has left for
New York to attend the importers
exhibit of new fashions and materials
for the coming season.
Harrisburg telegraph. [volume] (Harrisburg, Pa.) 1879-1948, 1914-09-02
Samples Free by Mail

Although Cutcura Soap (25c.) and Cuti-
eura Ointment (50c) are sold throughout
the world. a sample Of each with 32-p. Skin
Book will be sent free upon request. Ad-
dreas postcard "Cuticura, Dept. 7. Boston"
Harrisburg telegraph. [volume] (Harrisburg, Pa.) 1879-1948, 1914-09-02
FIRE COMPANY MEETING

Lemoyne, Pa, Sept. "A special
meeting of the local fire company will
be held in the borough council cham
Der Friday evening at o'clock.
Harrisburg telegraph. [volume] (Harrisburg, Pa.) 1879-1948, 1914-09-02
CRITICALLY I'LL WITH CRANrP

New Cumberland. Pa, Sept. q
George Danner is critically i'll with
muscular cramp at his home in New
Market.
Harrisburg telegraph. [volume] (Harrisburg, Pa.) 1879-1948, 1914-09-02
AWFUL TORTURE
WITH PIMPLES
Spread Over Body. Had No Rest.
Could Find No Relief Anywhere.
Nearly Crazy. CutiCura Soap and
Cuticura Ointment Healed.

four years and half ago noticed little
red pimples on my legs. They began to
Harrisburg telegraph. [volume] (Harrisburg, Pa.) 1879-1948, 1914-09-02
EDUCATIONAL
Cumberland Valley Railroad
TIME TABLE

In Effect May "a, 1914
TRAINS leave Harrisburg
For Winchester and Martinsburg at
6;03, Y so a. m, '3:40 p. m.
For Hagerstown, Chamber burg Car.
isle, Mechanicsburg and interme ediate
stations at sos, 1850, 'l1:53 a M
S3:40, 5:32, "7:40, "11:00 D. m.
Mechanicsburg 1T s:4S a. m. 2:1S. 1927,
$3.50, 9:30 a. m. "
For Dillsburg at 5:Os, 1850 and
,. m.
'Daily. All other trains daily except
Sunday. H A RIDDLE,
J. H TONGE. G. p. A
Roanoke Rapids herald. [volume] (Roanoke Rapids, N.C.) 1914-192?, 1914-07-24
Of.Two Evils

The little boy was evidently {
firm believer in the old adage
"Of two evils choose the least.
Turning a corner at full speed he
collided with the minister.
Where are you running to,
my little man." asked the minis
ter, when he had regained his
breath.
"Homep' painted the boy.
Mas going to spank me. "
WHAT gasped the astonish-
ed minister. Are you so eager to
have your mother spank you that
you run home so fast?"
No." shouted the boy over
his shoulder as he resumed his
homeward flight, but if don't
get there before pa he'll do it!'
Minneapolis Journal.
Roanoke Rapids herald. [volume] (Roanoke Rapids, N.C.) 1914-192?, 1914-07-24
Mebbe

There was a certain bishop
who had apleasant habit of chat.
ting with anybody he might
meet during his country walks.
One day he came across a lad
who was looking after some pigs
by the roadside, and the bishop
paused to ask him what he was
doing, that being his usual open,
ing to conversation.
"Moindin' swoine," the lad
replied, stolidly.
The bishop nodded his head
thoughtfully.
"Ah, is that 500" he COM
mented.
And how much do you earn a
week."
1.-TWO shillin's," was the reply.
Only two shillings?" remarked
the bishop. Then he continued,
pleasantly.
Il too, am shepherd, but |
get more than two shillings?"
The lad looked at him SUSPECT
ously for a minute, then he said,
slowly:
Mebbe you gets more sWoine
nor me to moind. "-Tit-Bi
Roanoke Rapids herald. [volume] (Roanoke Rapids, N.C.) 1914-192?, 1914-07-24
A Horse Laugh

Motorist blocked by load of
hay 7 say, there, pull out and
let me BY"
Farmer "Oh, | dunno ez I'm
in any hurry"
Motorist (angrily) You seem
ed IN hurry to let that other
fellows carriage get past. -
Farmer That's cause his horse
wuz eatin' my hay. There hahn t
no danger o'yew eatin' it, | reck
on. Springfield Republican.
Roanoke Rapids herald. [volume] (Roanoke Rapids, N.C.) 1914-192?, 1914-07-24
How 1t Works

A boat and a beach and a sum-
mer resort, a man and a maid
and a moon;
Soft and sweet nothings, and
then at the real psychological
moment a spoon.
A whisper, a promise, and
summer is Ger, and they part in
hysteric despair
(But neither returns in the fol
lowing June, for fear that the
other is there. J Exchange.
Can 1t Be Done
Geraldine II will marry you
on one condition. "
Gerald And what is that?''
Geraldine That our marriage
shall not be allowed to interrupt
our friendship. Judge.
Roanoke Rapids herald. [volume] (Roanoke Rapids, N.C.) 1914-192?, 1914-07-24

Sponger Injecting acquaint
ance) DO you know, old man,
| really believe Pm losing my
nerve? Pm getting so | hate tc
ask any one for a loan. As soon
as | saw you | began to trem.
Bile. - Boston Times.
Roanoke Rapids herald. [volume] (Roanoke Rapids, N.C.) 1914-192?, 1914-07-24
A Late Start

Aunt Why, Tommy, when /
was your age a lie never passed
my lips"
Tommy When did you begin,
auntie?' Boston Transcript.
Roanoke Rapids herald. [volume] (Roanoke Rapids, N.C.) 1914-192?, 1914-07-24


Sammy was not prone to over
exertion in the classroom; there
fore his mother was both surpriz-
ed and delighted when he came
home one noon with the announce
ment, | got 100 this morning. "
That's lovely, Sammy" ex-
claimed his proud mother, and
she kissed him tenderly. What
was it in?'
Fifty in reading and fifty in
'rithmetic. The Multitude,
The daily telegram. [volume] (Clarksburg, W. Va.) 1901-1926, 1914-07-29
'WilltMark the ASS mblage ola
Body of istinguisiled Men
of the Country.

When the Supreme Lodge, knights
Of Pyttias. meetsin Winnipeg: Mani
toba, Tuesday, August 4, for its
Golden Jubilee year convention. q
distinguish body OF men represent
ing every state, province and territory
in North America. viii inaugurate q
session Of Legislation whose results
will be of vital interest to, three
quarters of7a-mfif Hon men in the 81
600 lodges of the order. (
twill, be the second timetin the
history Of the order that a session OF
the supreme lodge has been held out
side OF the United States-the sex-
ceptton being the meeting in Toronto
in 1885. At that convention the
Hon John vansy alkenbnrg, OF; Iowa,
a native Of Ontario. presided as SUI
preme chancellor, and Justus Henry
The daily telegram. [volume] (Clarksburg, W. Va.) 1901-1926, 1914-07-29

4
Several important matters will de.
mand the attention Of the supreme
lodge. OF large interest Is the propo-
siuon to reduce the age limit for ad.
mission irons 81 to IS years. This
was brought before. the Denver con-
vention In 1912. and was passed on
It's initial stage by a vote Of SO to 54t
with about thirty members not
recorded. Under the law of the or:
der twas sent to the. fifty-five grand
lodges for their consideration. The
vote in the grand lodges has been
close, and It Is believed the senti-
ment is nearly divided.
An appeal will be made for the
supreme lodge, to establish or en-
dorse a Pythian sanitarium for the
care of tuberculosis patients.
Te Dramatic Order OF Khorassan.
called THE Play Ground Of Pythian-
ism, will ask for recognition, and
there are other matters Of interest
that will receive careful attention.
1t Unexpected that the Hon. Brig.
s. Young, of Ada, o., representing
the largest grand domain in the or
der. will abe, unanimously elected
supreme, chancellor. He has served
two years as vice chancellor and is
well equipped for service Is the sue
cessor Of Chancellor CARING.
The prize of the election to the
second place witl-be sought by several.
prominent members who are en-
dorsed by their grand domains. me
list includes Frank NJ. Blackboard, of
New Hampshire; John ]. Brown, of
Illinois; Robert Burns, OF California;
Daniel II. Limbaugh. OF Oklahoma; !,
and Fred G. Arthur. OF Winnipeg.
; The grand lodge of Mississippi will
ask that the Hon. Douglas S. Wright,
of that state. be continued as SUI
preme inner guard. Heretofore this
has beensa one-term Office. though
the position OF supreme outer guard
is considered permanent position.
Two members of the board Of CON
troll of the Insurance Department
will be chosen to succeed u. S.. G..
Cherry, of South, Dakota, and Charles
S. Davis, of Colorado, who. were
elected at the Boston convention in
1905. II, n
The extension Of the order. into
olner countries, ana plans Tor further
Development Of the aitruistic- work OF
the fraternity viii be considered.
The personnel of the convention
will be of high character. Its
membership will include eminent
jurists, members Of the American
Congress. presidents Of universities
and other leading educators, bankers,
manufacturers, merchants, clergy
men. railroad magnates, public Of
Eficials representing national, state,
provincial and municipal govern
ments, pub1icists, ETC.. making a body
OF men who bulk large in the affairs
of the two nations they represent.
| While the supreme lodge is in con-
yention several afiliated bodies will
hold their biennial meeting, among
them the supreme temple of Pythian
Sisters. representing 100000 meg,-
The daily telegram. [volume] (Clarksburg, W. Va.) 1901-1926, 1914-07-29
&C JBI
or 2 I Hi lISM'

fsAtnDone. the founder OF the Order
CFebruary 10. 1850 was present.
OF those who were present in To-
|ronto In 1856, only four are expected
at Winnipeg Edward Dunn, OF
Washington, D. c.. who, Joined the
supreme lodge In 1858; Henry Clay
Berry. Of Illinois, 1859; William w.
Blackwell, of Kentucky, 1882, and
Walter Z. Richie (author OF the Rit-
Eual) !. 1885. In 1885 the order had
200 lodges and $4,000 members.
Winnipeg WIN extend generous
welcome and hospitality to the visit
Iors, and under the direction of CITY
Comptroller Fred j. Macarthur, who
rs also a'-representative to the SUI
Epreme lodge, the program will In
tciude receptions, a banquet. a mon
ster parade, excursions and other at
tractive features during the ten
days the supreme lodge is in session.
The Hon. Thomas J. CARING, OF
Macon, Ca, viii preside, he having
succeeded the Hon, George M. Han
son. a Justice OF the supreme court
Of Maine. as supreme chancellor, at
Denver: two years ago. The admin
istration OF Uncle Tom,, as the
leader Is lovingly and popularity
known. has been in many respects a
remarkable one. and the order has
a higher rating than ever before.
The. reports will indicate bienninm
of great prosperity and notable
achievement.
The order has assets of more than
$40 200, 900, and AN annual income
OF: $1,000, 900. one feature Of its
service is 1.-The relief Of: needy mem
bers and their families, and in this
department there has been expended
the immense, sum OF S41,O00;O0U.
This does not include the cost of
maintaining sPythian homes in a
dozen states, norsthe expenditures for
relief bye lodges under immediate
control 1t is noted that at least &c.
0D0;000Sis invested In Pythiah homes
for aged members. for ,Pythian Wild
ows and for Pythian. orphans, and in
Pythian temples; and cast lehallss
The insurance department of the
order, protecting the homes. OF, menu
beers, is, managed by aboard of. con-
troll, elected by the supreme lodge.
and Of which the Hon. Union b.
Hunt; Of Indiana; is president. This
branch has $4,000. 900 assets. and
insurance Of 5000 900. Since its
organization In 1877 1T has paid co.
076tcfaims. amounting to $4,000
900.
The Hon. Fred E. Wheaton. Of
Minnesota, supreme keeper of records
and seal, says: Z.
e "Pythian Knighthood. during the
half century Of its SSiendid service.
never has been, better equipped. for
constructive work and upbuilding.
The supreme domain is alive and
alert. Better! than 5000 newtmem-
bers q month are being added and are
receiving the ennobling instructions
in the ranks Of knighthood. The
year 1914 should show i 90 900 new
members. the highest one-year record
eyer attained
The daily telegram. [volume] (Clarksburg, W. Va.) 1901-1926, 1914-07-29
||N||.|A|Rl[AIDIGOA|
PRODUCTION IS
on THE | 4 !: ! DECLINE:
Of Short Tons Minedin
1918 Far Less Than Pre-
vious Years Total.

WASHINGTON July 2S The coal
mined in Maryland In 1913 amount
ed to 4.779,S39 short tons. val
ued at s5,927 ,04s, according to tig-
iures compiled by. E. w. Parker, OF
the United States, Geological Survey
In cooperation with the State Gelogi-
cal survey. This was less than the
amount mined in 1912. by 1S4.1s9
short tons, but the value showed a
gain Of $S7 SO q and exceeded that Of
any other year since 1907. I The an
pual production of coal In Maryland
has been fairly constant for the last
The Odanah star. [volume] (Odanah, Ashland Co., Wis.) 1912-1916, 1914-02-27
HAD OLD LADY'S GRATITUDE
Stories Boy Had Absorbed May Have
Been Inventions, But She Was
Satisfied.

It was on a Wade Park car on the
line of 40 angles, and it happened but
a day or two ago.
A boy Of perhaps fourteen suddenly
arose from his seat and gave it to a
stout lady. The stout lady looked up
at him.
you're a polite lad" she said. Few
boys nowadays would do the like
Il guess you didn't read yesterdays
paper" said the boy. There's story
about boy who gave up his seat in a
street car to lady, and when she died
last week she left him $1,000"
IT didn't see it," said the lady.
Maybe you saw the one about the
boy who carried the old woman's bas-
ket and she gave him a brick house
and a moving picture theater?"
NO." said the lady; Il didn't see
that one either"
There was another one," the lad
went on, about the boy who had a
lower berth in tn sleepin' car an gave
1t to sick lady an she left him all
her fortune. 1 don't know how much
it was, but it must have been an awful
lot. You see how it is-you, can't at
ford to risk any chances"
The lady solemnly nodded her head
BLESSINGS on the man who invents
those stories," she solemnly said
Cleveland Plain Dealer.