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The Monte Vista journal., 1914-08-08

II. ID. Mexican is installing
heating plant at the residence of
Henry Settlers, one of the prosper
Gus farmers of the valley whose
farm is located about ten miles
north of Monte Vista. Mr.. Self
ers is making extensive improve
ments to his dwelling, which will
add to the comfort and convent
ence of the family when completed.
Nord stern. [volume] (La Crosse, Wis.) 1856-1921, 1914-05-08
2ic seandcncr NOiiittcn.

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Nord stern. [volume] (La Crosse, Wis.) 1856-1921, 1914-05-08

%obftm. 0.m NoroirAtor. muroe
immer it,JEhter ST Niat.
N. ocroot als 81. Not an bob
item mar mo has llnaepi.tcr ijt
iiber i'm 81 cntI1otn bro-te. mur>e
bic 2j,re ot5 W3;53immers urge
Tim o3reJiTcr. @ine tdttiI1c
Trou I~tiir}te G:tfn uro idyic inner
tonnulToiitfm G1tat}en: ,Nob
i'm Bel, rein Gotn feat im Gttr
ttul" Den &uIpeltelyea lief Is
taft ii6er sem 3ddeu. S>eoet oeolttt
Teinc3 cj3enea 9iute3 olhcim. wn0
3ereradtc tine Crane menfdli6en
Wti.aefS0ls, unG3ybor ara iih Sic
8ommiiion 3ariid. fern benz pom
Ghmtrj bdlp3etdutten Batter tomte
man rod nitt ptriotGrtr ON ba3
Sterfelocer ieiues &iGos3 Gil ci,sa,
Die GeoiIion tounte ia Ipoier TAFT
iin0en,
Wlon Fam o)io un6 einiaen TaQen
3uti;t in oas 4ofomt BON G%tutori.
5n3pi'den mar oem Voft0irtttor
oliitli6crpeiie einaefaQcn, oub er ia
bic @c'oer idou an N1il gel ab9t
tiefert bate. W}an btaob iic6 olio
mic0er nah GtombuI suriid. Nuil.
9ti obtr puBte bon otloem nidts.
GPit ocr &oiie pon Gtutori bate er
nid5te III tun. NI8 Die 6eryen nun
gum nrittenmal, uno 0e3m0t NIT Der
Ftitcn NbIidt. rem 4oh0ircftor 3n
faiItn. nod GIutayi 3u~rudtomen,
ttofen re ratijyIi5 neoer Q1biim=
Sci nod einen Geil Ger np6 prr
tiniaen Gaaen roroeI}nccnen Sun>
men mcbr an. Unit ibm mar aud
bic Inn ;6r girN i9mmeyu0t Grau
IputIp3 ptti4.uur0tu.
Nord stern. [volume] (La Crosse, Wis.) 1856-1921, 1914-05-08
CT len al ana.
Eeae C.oIlirnoc OF bcy itaiieuii 1rn
Sniei.

&cae C.0IljnnNc OF D.. %itaiieuii 1rn
3niet.
%a Sic G;:Se Ser @strotcamI1rtet
lit in Ger o~ileYiinailen 2s.t cub Il
5i.icn t;nottreten. Gsj-c9ruu1eu. in
Ser @5hc pcn Nicoiid In Ter Yrortn1
GIciTna nieo1~3c5yo4t. 916cu cine
pcrbGItni2ma5i9 erej.ciro CsIoneile
erTnIoIien uno boopra zen %lnit9B
gu peitercn ou53eneha'sa Nadlol.
i4un9tn Qeac0;n, ioe,tt die &cro.ti
tunQ res TctroIepms i'm 2ereide 81
3iIicn3 uno Golo6Iier 'cUzcG,.n jclz
len. G@rn 'eit J1a.c 2s.t tnni
man il Gi,I:n g. en- Quel.ea
peIt'e oerirre Gplrte 7apou in tjt
03he Grinqer. |ranaan barf man
nud) aus Den oui p.ejsa SGl>e'eIoru=
ben portommen1cn &iptoltmensen.
Die burt he Gntrt1auu1 p3n @tlt
benQnien 3u eider 9yt5cn @eiabr Fl,
ben 8ergblu frcr1ea tonncn Gn0 uGd
oo9 Ietbe Qrpbe Conference.-The i'm
6er6It 1913 peruriaat baben, oul Sc
oeutence Grb0loo,lommeu Ihiietfn.
EnDlicl beudtet her Geploat bic N
ellen SeiIen aes SareFs!be3irt8 in
QrpBer 0%Qufi0teit ii6 biIoenfGI
S4Iommpultone ooer Toccaluben
uno foi9srt ol,s geyen 3eihtum an
decentralization ba5 @orbon
6eniein BON Gr0o. oocr erooIarti9tr
Subitan3en i'm ijuter9runh.
96rberno ouf Die nun fie6erloft
ciniebenoe 8pbrt3tjateit. bi. bis6er
an ben 3umsiIc0 differentiation
CONTEMPLATION 0tr @ertehr7oerbdit
mile uno Der llnu08iihteit Der 81.
foroerung ihnersr 8obrmoI6irel
ouf ben foit ps,,loien Gtysden In
Snnern Der Snicj ihner Iii, piyi:e
oo5 nelte prdmitniniiem Der ttdluni
i6en Reqieru19 eiapirten, lpeIdle3
BEL Siei6obrunQcu. he iiber 500 lie
ter 2iefe erreiten, ijir ieoen neitsr93t
lnnfenoen W}ttar e.lsn Gtlnts3uidg5
bon 800 2ire gen ut. Sn 1ahte:e
Zen b0lt man 0as Nuifinoen ouaee
0ebnter uno rajas, Groolld1er fir
mcni9itens is6r gDaayI&tinIid'; bic al
lernaaf;e 3utuni- o5ro bic Gnii9ei
bulq oitIer MD, n9r fir St1iet
ion1ern miitei6oc va fir ms az
ieincn 8unoe5Qeaoi5n i65roas pia
ti9al 5rooe brtn.a. &ei benz tai.
pGlIigen Te6lgn %teiIiier 8renato'ts
mare EN- gunTtIoc. r8e6ris pid1t III
'e;n oon qrobem 'Houtriet!su, 'on
bern pm nod ts,.t tenofrsm itrots9i
ihn Uert, On rs ms Qdno ouh IN
9rieg5folle untt. as|a ban eer LENT
ab3uitnciCerosa AcbIen3ui.6r AT
BEN Geetp2ce. oa' Den es bsute Taft
ousihlieB,i6 aD sisicn lit. mo4ga
pirbe.
Nord stern. [volume] (La Crosse, Wis.) 1856-1921, 1914-05-08

,,.sarn,c5 nan ;Jno.r,n gr;n,,n b..
n,ti
tSi, ofbr4t nes Q5nf,Shoores in
o;e T,Fra+s fhfrsrfrncln nm ANA
nsr n,f1nri,nr Meornt ofnn6nt hat
n ma Iei4t nern3noIihcn Mrinhen
b,sh.r ui-t ncrmniljft morb,n,
nae Ne6orn,Ihipb en.bolt nrdn,i1e
Wrnn, rno ,Jc0r5une N ober um
rut6oJj4en 95cgncn T6srlid lpeni
arr ormiitIih oI. t,3 ~rotIorbi9e
81. ttelsb1her Wol3is en- rer 8ri,nnsr
strofe, lpo pog iehioc N6nogpoor
Nord stern. [volume] (La Crosse, Wis.) 1856-1921, 1914-05-08
Sic stfnecu Sirfinnen.

DAP oua tt tirtiide 5rau
.pelle" lit uno If Y}ann, lpenn Is
Oarauf antomnt. aus Der 9,emme
gu ber6elfen be, ebt, bepies Elm
9prFou ouf Dem 9oitamt BON Gtl=
tari. tinem jsae, .leinen 2ur'ene
itdot6en an on,toliften ltfer bes
gogporug. Ter potoirettor mar
tein Re6entunit,sr. gr tonute Die
eiqsnen Qusgotea nit ben Ginna9
men ffein6ar reni5 In Gintlong
6%rinQen, uno ta-sr lam Is po6t
aud. Dap bic @.l0er Der goFtafe
fi6 niht immgr os feianben, no ie
Iein foQten. 9os rem I. Qpril, BEN
6iesmaliqeu Qni,r1 hes neuen tirs
'iIten 1iron3iaa,.s, foats nun ats
Die poittaTs pon Stutari oer ubI,=
den acntrole unier3ogen nsr0sn.
1dbei ite1te I'd a5ec ihon nod BEN
eriten ue5sr6lid EN- bebeuten0es o.
fi3it be-aus. SEPT isste Elm bot
peinliteg Re4nsn Gin. Man 5d6lte
bic Qiai,er in 0er 9aFe, mar 8d6lie
bi. 3ablsnr:i6en in On 8ufern BON
rstts mad lints uno BON iints noh
rshtg. abr e poqts ui6t itimm.n!
Nord stern. [volume] (La Crosse, Wis.) 1856-1921, 1914-05-08
2ic6liagaYaliiin Scr SIRE.
Giocnartioc 2iuncSbciGtiarracn ms
ocni Eierrctdl.

man fpri4t b.n elmer 8lumenz
irene Der SnIelter. po., elmer Wrlpts
fun, 5,r7sIr,, A,,r3 .,,,. 7rit 9f6er
-; ',,r u1,rnonn,,a
"'"' '''"t "'''"'"'
eer ne 9s'l1a5Iie AN''''eF'oet onS
SLEPT; mir ptf2r aud, CAP es Ndss
unO 9tiittdier gilt. SER i~ntenilp
i: Der gi5m9eru4 0i:Ioa ltere in
Ter 0ei6l.4ts52il. Nar Henten an
lie nNloidustle1e", on I'm Sruniz
5ranO Oes @jri&cs, GU De Srunit-
iejge Der @em'en, al lie 3ioIe pes
6udies an 0e: Cber'tJyt Der Rute
uIp. Die maUnljaen Utoidle iol5tn
Dem 0eru6 Der U,j6den @tmetisls
Iinge 9aben rGuftIAupPen", SPnz
nenmdnndeu pittetu aui mejenueie
G%ntiernuug Oas Weib4en NjaItdisr
finoen Iic0 aurcb Die rUeruhsoldts
Ter, onoere u.eoel- litre 0urh
Hie69ribden, Hlsa3cIlen uuo dbn=
lide GintjHtmgeu.
G~i9entum&6 il b;e @oriie6e re
Ter liere fir ~beiono.re GerjlAe, ole
l3lr ols Gi:2:nga9esu4e tf3tianea
Nord stern. [volume] (La Crosse, Wis.) 1856-1921, 1914-05-08
SternidHnppen.

Ter 0tenid. Der teine 5ebIer Su
baben 9lnubt, lit bIino.
Seit Der @rilnbun9 oe8 Shieoss
gerihtes i'm 6aa9 bat es beretts elm
babies 9ubeno 8riese geSeben. uno
ba8 Sdieos9eri6t i'm Saag bat nod
nibt elnen etn5igen 9eiblthtet.
Die SntorporatiOnsdrtlfel Der
neuen Grpbsums9 beatsrseie0ihaft pur"
ben Qlenitas i'm bieii9en Gourlbaus
etn9etragen.
- Gs miro 9errn 8rpan bod cine
berjlihe 6reuoe sewelen iein, oaB
uniere Sungen8 aeraoe Die @ ers
tuerfe pon &era @ru5 10 bartnddi9 oer'
tbeioiSt baber.
Nord stern. [volume] (La Crosse, Wis.) 1856-1921, 1914-05-08

burd feline 2i1I6bliiten berii6mten
Part bpn llieno uno am llfer oes
mokrii6en Shino6aiu=See gu feie
men 6uBn unterQebrodt lit, miro
iih. gang ob9eiehsn oon i6rem Sn>
bait, Defenders CUR 3eit Der &irTus
5lite uno on mormon Sonmer0bers
TEN Iotnen. Dab lie in ctr 3ot
QroBe 6ortIdri!te Der jlponiTfen
&nouitrie. QonbirirtidoIt uno Gunit
our 0or'teQunQ brin9en mirp. IGBt
i;M ni4t be3peiielr.
Nord stern. [volume] (La Crosse, Wis.) 1856-1921, 1914-05-08
N0atgtrn @tfA Ter <ub
y furru tfi.cuG0l,H.

6obnhUf: Gfr Br,en 9'cu Strobt nub osr
Pjptmpf Goota YaubnraEt-
: agfih, init Musuad nee
g GnHtaqs
Nord stern. [volume] (La Crosse, Wis.) 1856-1921, 1914-05-08

Die nttetun8 Der gunus
tutter - Morq1rius - 1T ber siaes
nan uno tirettta JnitiatiDs 9apols.
rms III. 81 betodnten. ter in
Sabre 1867 ben Gbemiter Weoes<
Rouriss nit bt, Tayfs1ung eiuss
Surrogats fix Die Butter bsar..
traots.
Nord stern. [volume] (La Crosse, Wis.) 1856-1921, 1914-05-08

vaGrpioH Der GhtC., YarllNl0n u
CniutH Giirmbabr.
SGbnbOi: @de ,. unb |eorlsStras,
@GroIidb iGbrcuSe 3tsr.
rs Moraens Nh. II. SdntuSne nab
Ct. Maui UNI minneapolis.
$50 gRprgeus No. az. Oriental Simuso
bait uldlt IN tlemcn StatiuHtn dn.
! IS &ormitta9s - No. 50, HofnI5ug nGh
st. 9Suul uub Minneapolis.
l;46 Nadlnittuys - No. -, NORTH Yactfe
@rpreR. inbrt iiber ~ u. V. non 4Rin'
neopplle que.
Ganlid fabrenoc Saae.
Y EOS 9odtS 49, W). As. SdneQSu9 uah
Chicago un6 Ct, Youis.
1915 9iadts ~ No. 80. Sdnsu5ug nab
Chicago.
l0:45 Gurmittdas - Yio. "a, 2%u'aiiug.
1928 Wndmitta9s - 9lp. SO. Shnstlsug
nab Chicago uno Ct Npuis. bait MD
in tteinen Statiunen an.
l0:4S Nbenos 9p. SO, SdneG5ug nad
Chicago,
Vile 2ide fnbren tdafth.
Nord stern. [volume] (La Crosse, Wis.) 1856-1921, 1914-05-08

9}ebmen Sic nid)t mein @ort
oafiir - Die NnSii9e iino bier
i'm 2aocr. &eieben Sic lie lelber.
Missouri Valley times. [volume] (Missouri Valley, Iowa) 1874-1931, 1914-12-10
Linen Show ey.

Miss Bess O'Gepner was the
hostess to sixteen aenhg ladies
Sal urda.Y evening caw3p Elnent-
airy TO Miss r lbs Hopkins
AS the guests en- cred they
We're requested 10 hang them
presents on the Christmas tree,
which was a large green UNI
breila decorated win red and
green paper and al'3aa English
walnuts. After the guests had
removed their wrans each was
CIV . a small hand painted
b. TT shaped book containing a
love story with 3 number Of
blanks which were 10 De filled
in with musical terms Miss
Bess Bishee lyaved 80 he the
one best versed in nnsicalterms
ard was declared the winner
The guest of ne evening was
then ALLOW I'd o coon her gifts
from the tree, which created a
great deal Of amusement, The
hostess. assisted 81 her mother
then served a dainty three
course supper.
Missouri Valley times. [volume] (Missouri Valley, Iowa) 1874-1931, 1914-12-10
Mayor of Dunlap Denies Story

Dunlap, la, Dec. An in
teresting story has been in cir
cuIation here for several days
to the effect that the stranger
who held up a poker party here
about ten days ago, had been
arrested and brought back
from Missouri Valley, and thst
to play even with the poker
players who caused his arrest,
he had filed an information
charging gambling against his
quondam friends in the game.
Judge Taylor, mayor of Dun.
lap, today denied the story
He says that the fellow wls
not overtaken at the Valley
and that no information has
been filed against the members
of the poker party.
1t is understood several mem.
bers of party are leading lights
here.
Missouri Valley times. [volume] (Missouri Valley, Iowa) 1874-1931, 1914-12-10
Public Sale

will sell at my home on the
Clausen farm one mile south of
Loveland on Tuesday, Dec. Is,
1914, the following described
property, sale starts at 1890
sharp, free lunch at 1880.
81 head of cattle consisting
of s good mich cows. Z giving
milk, 5 of them fresh, 3 3 year
old heifers. will be fresh soon;
8 2-year-old heifers, will bring
calves in spring; a yearling
heifers, 13 head of steers and
heifers coming l year old; |
white face bull. These cattle
are all in the best of condition.
120 head Of hogs consisting
of 100 head Duroc Jersey hogs,
about 35 head nice young brood
sows, weighing from 100 to 200
lbs, most of them bred by sale
time, 6 l year old sows, I boar,
l year old; sc fall pigs, 40 head
shoats weighing from 100 to
$50 lbs.
Farm Implem ants i mower
one hay rake, one disc, one Mo.
line disc gang pillow, one riding
cultivator. one walking lister
one two-row 60 devil, one tank
heater. Other articles too nu
merous to mention
Grain and Hay 1000 bushels
of corn in crib. 20 tons wilc
hav, Is tons of alfalfa, anc
some oat straw, some popcorn
and so bushels of Early Ohio
potatoes
All sums under $40, cash; al
sums of $40 or over IL months
time given. note bearing 8 rel
cent interest and approved Sc
curity required. Two per cen
off for cash
B w. Morehouse, Prop.
VIM Fl Dutrow, Auct.
j S McGavren, Clerk.
Missouri Valley times. [volume] (Missouri Valley, Iowa) 1874-1931, 1914-12-10
Child Q n CIV
FOR FlETCHfR'S
G. a = r y r 4 x
Sleepy Hollow Items

Jack Frost Seem to be . reg
ular boaldef ~ Sleepy Hollow,
causing Us 10 bring on extra
heavy comfafters for the beds
and building fires II the heat
ers.
Mr. ana Mu L ut floll. Y
and little daus aser, Hefplce,
spent Thank givH & with her
parents in Sleepy Hollow
Mr. and Mrs Harry Nelson
are the proud parents of a boy.
Mr.. and NJ d Ailmon also
Mrs. 2 PafeeEi and 500, Malk,
spent THANKSGIVING day with
Mr.. and Mrs Price
Mrs. loft " nt t Council
Bluffs last Friday 20 VISIT her
cousin WAC had just come over
from The Old hmeiai 4, Dem
mark, and stay q }il! I'aes day.
Mrs. w IA Gier vas shop
ping IN Onllha las, Friday.
Mr.. and Mrs 4 & steen of
Mo Valley spaat 'I'aar llsgiving
in 81 pg Hollow wi5h her par
ents Mr.. and Mrs. w. NJ Rowe.
Mr.. and Ms Ell Rove and
little Verona. vislted relatives
in Sleepy Hollow Sunday.
The sale az VIM Gier's Thurs
day was well attended, although
some things ~ent low, especial.
i ly hogs and horses. yrs. DicA
Pierce rivaied the men by pur-
chasing a fire brooa SOW, 3 doz
! checkers nj soma geese. |
offea takes a woman to make
even q sale interesting
c. Konigm acher, Of Counci
Bluffs, was IN tom yes'erda.
on business.
These slippery walks max
us fat people walk as thenaI
we had our pockets full OF ges
Mr.. and Mrs. Cav Malone.
entertained few friends a
dinner TODAY G. mplimentary t
Mr.. Mahoney on his birthday
Missouri Valley times. [volume] (Missouri Valley, Iowa) 1874-1931, 1914-12-10
Public Sale

Will sell the following pro
perty at nv farm, known as
the old Sam Dray farm, Z miles
southwest of Mo. Valley, a
miles northwest Of LoveIand,
half mile north of Mobiles Lake
3. miles southeast of Califor-
MA Junction, on Thursday Dec.
II, 1914 Free lunch at 1870,
sale starts at IL o'clock sharp.
8 Horses and Mules -One
bay team mares 8 years old,
W.T.. about 2100:: ] black ge;ding
coming 6 years old, VT. about
1850; l bav mare 8 years old,
VT. about 1000; l Hamiltonian
horse 10 years old VT. 1850; !
span mules 8 years old, W.T.
about BOO; | bay mare 9 years
old, VT 1900.
Six Head of Cattle Consist
ing of four first class milch
cows and two calves.
Twenty-Five Head of Hogs
These are all we'll bred Durocs
One Ford Roadster.
Farm Implements Two
row John Deere godevils, l dist
pillow; l disc harrow, 2 wagons
l hog rack, / stalk rake, 2 pc
tato diggers, / low down seede,
endgate seeder, l feed cooke
one 5 tooth cultivator, / Cham
pion 6 foot binder, l hay rake
2 riding cultivators. Severa
dozen chickens and ducks.
! All sums under $40 cash, sum
of $40 or over IL months tim,
given, note bearing 8 per cen
interest and approved securit.
required.
M P Sigler,
Ben Sigler.
J VIM. Dutrow, Auct.
j. B. Barrett, Clerk.
Missouri Valley times. [volume] (Missouri Valley, Iowa) 1874-1931, 1914-12-10
Church Of Christ Notes

Stolen-Several hours from
the Lord every Sunday and
used in serving the devil.
Missed-Several families last
Sunday from church. Some
went visiting, some had COM
pany, others too tired and some
too lazy. In what class do you
trot my friend?
Wanted-50 young men to
join the Loyal Sons" class at
the Christian church. A good
time is insured.
Lost Many good opportuni-
ties to serve God. These can
not be regained.
Some people think because a
minister says nothing, that he
swallows the excuses given for
not going to church, as he
would a sugar coated pill but
the fact of the case is that in
many cases they are lies and
the minister knows it, and the
excuse maker knows it.
If there is such a place as
hell some Mo. Valley folks will
go there if they don't charge
their way of living.
Sioux City reports heavy snow
yesterday and Carroll also got
quite a storm, but this locality
seems to be more than usually
favored this winter although a
good snow storm would greatly
stimulate trade.
Missouri Valley times. [volume] (Missouri Valley, Iowa) 1874-1931, 1914-12-10

Ellie Jones and Roy Green
had a narrow escape from ser.
ious injury today. They were
pouring babbitt into some bear.
ings when the hot metal struck
some moisture and exploded 10
their faces and eyes. They
were hurried to. q physician'a
office and all the metal was re.
moved, but they will have some
mighty sore faces for . few
days.
Missouri Valley times. [volume] (Missouri Valley, Iowa) 1874-1931, 1914-12-10
Sing to the Tune

sing 10 Tile une
Of Casey Jones
old Zeke Perkins sold his hogs the
other day.
And the gosh clarned fool threw his
money right away.
Rode into town sitting right on
board.
And he came rid i'm home i'm a darned
little Ford
When he came to the house and got
I" the gate,
He Shut down the throttle. and he
pulled on the brake.
He grabbed for the reins, got the
throttle instead,
And the gol darned Ford kept chug-
cling right ahead.
CHORUS
Old Zelle Perkins bought an automo-
|, bile.
Odd Zeke Perkins whiskers. they
We're red.
Old Zelle Perkins lost the combina-
tion
And the darn little Ford kept chug-
cling right ahead.
Zeke lerked ON the levers and he
turned off the gas.
He kicked at the pedals. and he broke
( out the glass,
4 Ne cul all the wires and he pulled off
/ the top
/ But the gosh darn Ford. it just
wouldn't stop
! lie palled ont his knife and he smiled
so serene.
Cut a hole i'm The tank. drained out
the gasoline.
He pulled out his gun. shot the tires
fun OF lead.
But the gol darn Ford kept chug-
cling right ahead.
Went right through the fence and
up through the lane.
Miranda saw him coming and she
like to went insane.
/ She ran out ahead. then she stopped
To see
And the Ford struck her squarely
where the hustle ought to he.
She reached out her arm as she went
in the air.
Just as Zeke went 10y she grabbed
him by the hair.
''IiN ''y'AIl' wv VII tIlC SCdN.
down i'm the bed.
Md the COL darned Ford kept chug-
cling right ahead.
He steered for tile shed. but just
missed the hole.
struck an old pig and YOU ought to
see it roll.
out through the yard, then they land
ed i'm heap
In a big muddy pool. about six feet
deep.
zelSe srabbe Mirandy and waded for
the shore,
lie was glad that i, stopped and it
wouldn't go no more.
lie pricled up his ear: then he looked
back and said.
Why the gol darned Ford is chugging
right ahead.
II you don't believe it call at the
foote 4 Sahn Garage.
Missouri Valley times. [volume] (Missouri Valley, Iowa) 1874-1931, 1914-12-10
School Notes

i Our public schools will close
Dec. 18th, for a two weeks va
cation.
Frank Burke is improving
very rapidly, a fact which is
gratifying to all.
Our basket hall teams, both
boys and girls will meet the re-
spectjve teams of the Dunlap
High School Saturday evening
ar the Neutind hall. We hope
our home people will come out
and enjoy these games. This
is the first game of the season
and we desire a maximum
amount of enthusiasm and in
Iterest necessary to encourage
the players.
A splendid declamatory con-
test will be held at the high
school assembly Friday night.
The nine successful contestants
lin the preliminary contest last
Friday night will compete for
first honors. The successful
contestants will represent our
high school in the district con-
test to be held at Harlan, Feb
10 IF successful there the
same will compete in the state
c ,ntest for the state honors
with the contestants from the
other quarters of the state
The PROGRAM for Friday
NIGHT is as follows:
Solo Pearl Briggs.
| Oratorical Glass
Paul iavnie "Sup pose d
Speech i John Adams on the
Ii>ecl: ration Of independence"
Fred Fgan "The American
Infamv'
Lauren Porter "Fourth of
July Grafton, 1851" Webster
Instrun Music.
Dramatic Class
Violet Hillman" How the
LA Rue axes were Lost"
Marie Fanger AS the Moon
Rose
Fred Evans Court Scene
I"M Merchant OF Venice"
Solo j r Culver.
Humorous Class
Cora Hughes "a Dark
Brown Diplomat. 7"
Avery Hall "The French
man and the Flee Powder.
Ruth Scott "The Mourning
Veil .
Instrumental Music.
Judges supt. C. j. Ceilings
worth, of Mondamin; Misses
Edith Fraseur and Grace
Holmes, of the Council Bluffs
High School
Miss Carrie VanDewall re-
turned to her; home in Omaha
yesterday after several days
I visit at the r J Tenant home.
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l-oveland Bazaar

There will be bazaar and
pie supper in the school house
at Loveland, Dec. IL. under the
auspices Of the Ladies Aid of
the M. E church. Everyone
cordially invited. dill
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The No. Valley Times
Missouri Valley, Iowa
Woman Severely Burned.

Mrs. Alice Stafford, domestic
at the home of F. L. Halter, 224
North Eighteenth Street, was
severely burned when a can of
polishing wax which she set on
the stove caught fire and as she
was trying to throw it out of
the kitchen door, spilled over
her dress and set it afire. VIM.
Jasperson, 1926 So. Fifty-second
street, and M. Mghe, 1928 No.
Twentieth street. were passing
1t the time and put out the
woman's burning clothes by
wrapping her up in their over
coats. She was attended by
Health Officer R w. Connell
and taken to St Joseph's hos
pital where she isin a serious
condition. Omaha Bee.
Mrs. Stafford died at noon
today. She is the mother of
Miss Mable Stafford who has
been the goest of friends here
the past month.
d.. Heise has received a pic
ture from Muscatine which re.
sembles the man who died in
the hospital; Saturday, and it is
thought they have found his
home, though a more thorough
Investigation will be made.
Missouri Valley times. [volume] (Missouri Valley, Iowa) 1874-1931, 1914-12-10

Mrs. Charles Deur is in the
Presbyterian hospital in Omaha
in place of st. GATHERINGS as
stated IN the Times last night.
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Card of Thanks.

To those who have been with
us in our bereavement and by
kind words and kindly acts have
tried TO lessen our sorrow, we
extend our sincere thanks.
John Schaaf.
Missouri Valley times. [volume] (Missouri Valley, Iowa) 1874-1931, 1914-12-10

John Wehrli was a business
visitor in @ aaha today.
Miss Ioga Morgan spent Sun
day with Onawa friends.
Missouri Valley times. [volume] (Missouri Valley, Iowa) 1874-1931, 1914-12-10
Children Cry
FOR FLETCHER's
g A ST q RIA

x. K. Huntsinger and q. M.
Rhodabeck are in Omaha on
business today.
Missouri Valley times. [volume] (Missouri Valley, Iowa) 1874-1931, 1914-12-10

VIM. Hartnet of Omaha is in
the city for a few days, visiting
his brother-in law, Jack Miller.
Missouri Valley times. [volume] (Missouri Valley, Iowa) 1874-1931, 1914-12-10

DR.. Hugh Tamisiea reports
the birth of a 10 poundb1y to
Mr.. and Mrs, Robt. Morrison
this morning.
Missouri Valley times. [volume] (Missouri Valley, Iowa) 1874-1931, 1914-12-10

The Philatheas were very
pleasantly entertained Satur-
day evening by the Misses Ha-
eel and 1dabelIe Briggs. The
early part of the evening was
spent in doing fancy work al
ter which dainty refreshments
were served by the hostesses.
Missouri Valley times. [volume] (Missouri Valley, Iowa) 1874-1931, 1914-12-10

At a meeting Of the K. of P.
ledge last evening the following
officers were elected for the
coming year: R. c. Lahman,
C. c.; A. f. Ruchholts, V. c.;
]. B. Barrett, PIG. w. johnson,
M. w I; w. w. Foote, M. A ; P.
3. Robinson, K. R. S.; C. w.
Baker, | G.; L. w. OJmstead,
10 G; j. S. Dewell, M. E; E C.
Shafer, trustee.