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Scranton Wochenblatt. [volume] (Scranton, Pa.) 1865-1918, 1914-01-01

brummt .r Dor fi1 bin, ,,absr nit
bem barf i1 es mir nit beroerben. Z"
Bel biefen Wprten ruff er feinen
aIten &nedt uub IdBt ihn einipan>
uen.
Warm in fsinsn pels sebiiat, fubr
tr cine @ierteIitunoe fpdtsr naa
Sannipalb, aber er mar nod gar
ni9t ipeit setommen. ba iiberboIts sr
orei Danberer. tpeIde miibIeIis tn
S9nee babinipntetsu.
rGi. Der Serr &urf1mio," rieTen
Die brei f4einbar freubis iiberraf4t.
-oet fpirb nns seipiB gerne elm
Stiidel mifns1men."
Der 9urf9mib mar fein 2ebtae
tein srober 6reunb bonn Wlitnsbmen,
nber beut tonnt' sr bod nidt gut
castoeiden. man ipeib baIt oO9 ai9t.
Scranton Wochenblatt. [volume] (Scranton, Pa.) 1865-1918, 1914-01-01
: Il n m 6a lid. gllte

llnmDeIid. alts Sung
f'r: r&ellner, seben Sic mir meine
nSugenb" ipieoer!"
= 0rudfebIer. Dos ni9t
mehr seraoe iugenblibe Sraulein
Gatte in ieinem 9alenoer Die 5reier.
to9e (5sisrtdss) rot anseitriden.
Der berfdnnfe Rdbiar.
Siesden: nWarit Su nit papa uno
Mlama sum 9eburtstag bel Sntel
profsHors"
Srib6cn: ~5reiIid, g sab Sorte
tilr uns ainber; Die 9roben' trisstsn
blob Ssmmeln nit 3fpeti9engeIee."
Scranton Wochenblatt. [volume] (Scranton, Pa.) 1865-1918, 1914-01-01

iueiter ben aopf ssrbroden unb Fat
itd babeim sufrieoen nieberseIegt,
tpie elmer, Der elm gutes Saspert
boIlbradt bat.
Dor Iauter 5reub', neil fein ,Sdus
fsl nit absebrannt 1T, bat Der Wirt
nod am ielben 9tbenb Die gepettete
Jlaid gssabIt. Der @epaItmari9
bat ibm gar nidts s'f9abet, i'm @es
genteil, sr fiiblte ii9 10 pobl pie
nod ME unb fein Reiben bate gang
nadselaHen.
9lm nGdften Morgen iibt Der &ur.
f-,---;S. ha;--.. .0nEssa ufsa- Iiefhe hnbei
bic 8eitung, 90 tlopft es an 6ie Siire
nnb nit feierlid, erniter Miene tritt
Der Ianse Sanbig, Der Seuerpebrs
Scranton Wochenblatt. [volume] (Scranton, Pa.) 1865-1918, 1914-01-01

Da troten feline sipei &amsraosn In
5eberbut unb Uniform in bas gins
mer, nm ii9 por ibrem Marf9, bur9
Gturm unb S9nee, bel einem 9ldss
den 8ittern gu ftGrfen.
9fus laiiter 9terser f9entte iid Der
mirt aud einmdl Elm unb begann Su
Iomentiersn:
sWenn i9 nur sinen S9litten unb
Elm pferb bdtt'. tsin Misnf9 ballet
mid heut gu Suufe": fast er ipeinsrs
lid, benn ct mar gar 5u gerne NIT
mad Sannnalb sesanssu.
Da nabm Der tpeiBtDpfiss @rssor,
fein Na9bar, bas Wort:
.Wsnn Der sei5ise Rurf9mib elm
9er5 bdtt', 10 fOnnt' er uns ale brei
binauf fabrsn, fein S9immel itsbt
fdon sipei Sag i'm Stall, absr Der
IGbt ii9 lisber elm Sod ins &nie bob>
ren, eb' er ieinem Rd9ftsn einsn
8ienit sriusi f.
Ser alte @resor bat cine Deil.
por ii9 bin fpefulisrt, oann frast sr:
~Wirt, tras 5abIit, ipenn uns Der
&nri9mib beut nod mad SannipaIb
fGbrt2"
~9luf cine SIafds @sin fOu's mir
Scranton Wochenblatt. [volume] (Scranton, Pa.) 1865-1918, 1914-01-01

Sinbermuno. Trib9en
(aui9adeuS. fpie Mamd Sriidte ein>
mu4D: nRt9t pubr, Mama, Wlus
mien iino einsema9te Menf8ena"
@runb. a.: rWo sebft 9u
bin2"
g.: n3u Germ Miiller, Du ipeibt,
ei bat cine id6ne So4ter; tomm'
mit!"
o.: sd fiir9te MIDI"
g.: rDobI por Dem auf ben Mann
sreHierten 9unbg"
o.: nRein, bor bem auf ben Nann
SreHiertcn Mdb9en."
Scranton Wochenblatt. [volume] (Scranton, Pa.) 1865-1918, 1914-01-01

-8osbafter 8ef6eio. o.:
ralfo Du piIIit Did iibermorsen
berbeiraiene"
g.: .Sa!"
a.: 9lb. bas iiberrai6t mid, neil
e 10 plbBIi4 fam; bat iie benn
@elo24
g.: REIN, aber Bertrand fir
3rpsi. ios' i9 Oir!"
a.: nyRun. oann BAIT 0u ia cine
iebr pafenbe partie semadt."
Scranton Wochenblatt. [volume] (Scranton, Pa.) 1865-1918, 1914-01-01

3utreffenb. .0enfen sic
mein Serr, fdmtlide brei 2ofe, pels
4e id mir taufte, iino nit 9epinz
nen berdusgetommen.4
Serr: vSeben sic, gndbises 6rdus
lsin, bab i9 iebr redt bate, ipenn
iG INNER faste, sic bdttsn etpas
fetr @eipinnenbes in Sbrem sansen
WeIen!"
Scranton Wochenblatt. [volume] (Scranton, Pa.) 1865-1918, 1914-01-01

Splitter.
Dieienisen Menidsn. bic gu iebr aus
tif berausgeben, seruten in bieles
hinein.
Sc fleiner Die Summe 1T, Sie man
bergen mill, um 70 sr6ber 1T Sie
SelbperIcgenbeit.
afu& S9iirsenidser erSGbIsn Sd.
oerlotsin.
Der fein SerS auf Ser 3unse irdst,
lollte penisitens tein unsetpafdenes
gloul baben.
Scranton Wochenblatt. [volume] (Scranton, Pa.) 1865-1918, 1914-01-01

iid nidt i'm serlnsifen. -Weinet.
ipegen ion es bremen 70. ipie es lpia.
id1 bin berii9ert." gibt et pblesmo-
tif9 sur 9tntiport uno f9entt ii9
pieber elm frifdss @las elm. Die
orei 2ansenba1er in ibrsr Not unb
@er5peifluns tonnten iammern unb
ole 6Gnbe rinsen fpie iie lpoIIten, Der
&uri4miO bat iih nidt erpei@en
Scranton Wochenblatt. [volume] (Scranton, Pa.) 1865-1918, 1914-01-01

sir gaisBf9e beseiFer r.
ter Siingltng. pRieBfde gilt
S$bnen ipobl aud in allen uls @ors
bilo unb Meiiter9"
mSSn allen! 2eiosr bate ih biss
fer nod ni9t bas Slid, sIei9faIls
berriidt 5u iperoen."
Scranton Wochenblatt. [volume] (Scranton, Pa.) 1865-1918, 1914-01-01

&urpfufder: nSbnsn febIt's
am 8linbharm."
8aticnt: vStimmt = Is 'rausz
9ei1nitten."
Scranton Wochenblatt. [volume] (Scranton, Pa.) 1865-1918, 1914-01-01

Sic: gti9t pabr, MGnndsn, bu
faufit mir elm feibenes &leio gu
Dsibnadtene
Gr: 9fber fas nal, fir ipen ffeis
bsit ou bid benn eissntIib INNER 10
ifDn9
Sic: aber, SdaB, fir tpen benn
fonit, als fir 6ida
gr: g4, tpeiBt ou. bann iperb. i9
or Iieber Elm einfades, tpoIl'nes
alsio f1enten, ba gefdllit bu mir
am beften orin!
Scranton Wochenblatt. [volume] (Scranton, Pa.) 1865-1918, 1914-01-01

Grembr gum 0senen @eansbersins) gDarum geben sic
osn n nder oas Sdu brun Sic Dem gBer elm @tdnon
brinsena
.gerbn uns batn!.. Der f nit Dem neutrality-suspicious. bnr
Der Saustir
Scranton Wochenblatt. [volume] (Scranton, Pa.) 1865-1918, 1914-01-01
Sin sruit lit i6m se6licbsn.

nSerr profeFor fOllen ia neuIid
O6n einem RGuber ungefaIien uno bis
aufs SemO aussepliinosrt poroen
Iein"
rSd. aber ole 8otaniiisrbii9fe bat
er mir @ottlob eeIaFen!"
Scranton Wochenblatt. [volume] (Scranton, Pa.) 1865-1918, 1914-01-01

(stuf Dem Ssimpsse bon per Sasb):
asrr apiifIsr, hnhsn SSie Die Sterns
fdHuppe geiehens
So.
ga, boDen Sic ii9 babel sinen
@unfd gebadta
Sa.
@as baben sic Ti4 osnn sss
niinf9t9
gn Safen!
The Fairmont West Virginian. (Fairmont, W. Va.) 1904-1914, 1914-09-21
~cHAeFER XII.
HEsu

IN the front paripr Melissa ,rftpp, q
buxom young woman who WIS
pinched So much in tie middle
TINT she bulged every piace else.
cast herseIfSbodily npon5 Violet Bonnie.
with glrglEns gush.
sid have known ou5anywhere.H de-
.clafed Melissa standing back to sur
vcy her mothers friend. 1--we had
your Autographs and photographs in.
my bedroom for years and years and.
years. It's astonishing how slightly
you've changed since i wnsa little bit
OF. a girl. There IS no difference at all
that I can see, except tint you've put
on a lot OF fesh."i
"of course. child, you don't mean to
be catty," returned Violet resignedly.
II thank you for the compliment, but
II may as well tell you In thegbegtn;
ming that I'd as Lief have fsecrackers5
set on under my chair astto have. any.
body say years md years andlyears or
The Fairmont West Virginian. (Fairmont, W. Va.) 1904-1914, 1914-09-21

which he had conducted a wide
search after losing the animal in
Denver is in American Falls, Idaho,
with friends. The dog, a Scotch col
file, made his way on foot from Den
yer to the Idaho town. covering the
distance of 975 miles in three days
less than two months.
The dog was raised in the Idaho
He was purchased by Smith
and shipped from idaho, July 16. He
was placed in a baggage a and fas-
tened with a collar and chain. The
dog was on the train when it reach
led Denver. Smith went TO the. bag
gage car to claim the dog. He and
the baggageman were %astounded to
find the dog missing. The collar,
securely fastened to the chain, re-
manned to tell in what manner he
had made his escape.
Smith spent four days in Denver
hunting for the dog and ADVERTISED
extensively in tho newspapers. Flo
finally gave up hope OF ever hearing
of the animal again.
The telegram from the former
owners of the dog at American Falls
Informed Smith that the dog had
Just arrived there and that he was
ifootsore, weary and otherwise suffer-
ing from his long, and what must
have been an eventful. journey. :,
The Fairmont West Virginian. (Fairmont, W. Va.) 1904-1914, 1914-09-21
Many Fined In
Police Court
TWO DRINKS AND TWO L0ITER-
ERS FACE MAY0R-MANY
GAVE FORFEITS.

The police were quite busy Satur-
day night and Sunday and a num-
Der Of arrests we're made. Several
prisoners were up before Mayor
Bowen this morning when police
court was convened.
]. r. Mead, colored, of C~larksburg,
was arrested by B. & o. Officer Dan
iel. Mead had been to Pittsburgh
upon an excursion and IN his return
took too many drinks of Pittsburgh's
'intoxicants. He had to change cars
In this city and when he stepped
from the train here he was nabbed
by the Officers. The mayor let him
Ego with a warning i'll, p5i &c "a
2 Frank Sapp went to Oakland Sat
urday and brought back one gallon
He drank a,little too much. He re.
ceiyed a fine of $25.
Geo. Bundy went to q friends
room and saw a bottle on the bed.
We helped himself, and was also
fined $25.
BOX Car Liz and "Dago Dick
were arrested yesterday by the police
and a charge OF lettering was lodged
against the pair. The mayor fined
The Fairmont West Virginian. (Fairmont, W. Va.) 1904-1914, 1914-09-21

GRANT TOWN GIRL DIES AT THE
HANDS OF a NEIGHB0R
GIRLS FAMILY Is VICTIM OF AN.
ENDLESS CHAIN OF
TRAGEDIES.

Ethel Kolmar, aged s years,
daughter of AIr. and Mrs. Elias kol=
mar, of Grant Town, was instantly
Killed Saturday evening, when she
s:as shot through the breast by d
revolver in the hands OF five year old
Ray Weiles, a n~cighbor child and a
son OF Mr.. and Mrs. Alexander
Weiles.
The affair was entirely accidental.
as the child was too young to realize
what he had done.
The revolver which vas a 81 cali
bre. was owned by the father of the
little boy and was kept in a trunk.
Mr.. Weiles had gone to the trunk
crlter in the day to procure an ar
icic which he brought to this city.
l1ic trunk was left open and the
child going to it. was attracted by
1.-The revolver which he secured.
On going to the gate of his home,
he saw the little girl, at the pump
getting water and pointed the gun
at her and pulled the trigger. The
little girl fell at one to the ground
and witnesses to the affair running
to her aid could do little as she died
in a few minutes. DR.. Collins was
summoned but she had been dead for
some time when he reached her side.
The ball entered her breast; coming
her back.
The sad affair has cast a gloom
over the entfre3t6g1, where both the
.cllildren were ff~aEorftes! ri
~, The parents Of the little girl
movedtt u Grant Town recently and
just before coming there lost q son,
who was killed in tile mine and an
other son was badly hurt shortly aft
or, requiring the amputatien of a
leg. The only remaining children
Iare two sons The death of the lit
tie girl under such deplorable cir
cumstances, is peculiarly sad.
Coroner Frank A. Lloyd was sum-
moned and with Constable w. r.
Riggs conducted an Investigation,
which resulted in a verdict OF acct
dental shooting.
Undertaken ELI Musgrave pre-
pared the body for burial and the
funeral took place this afternoon at
three O'Clock with interment at Bax-
ter. Impressive services were con-
Quoted by DR.. H. G. Stoetzer, pastor
|of the First Presbyterian church.
The Fairmont West Virginian. (Fairmont, W. Va.) 1904-1914, 1914-09-21

.. .# IS EI=.4 NH "HEI. IL .s-H s4Ste7tANygdlS
of arrangement on the part o. as
store management.
Among the designers whose owsnlsi
will be shown in adaptation are
Worth, Premet, Drecoll, Cabot, sete
and tile exhibit will includeseyening
and dancing NODES and a wedding
gown, a copy Of a Drecoll model
Prices of gowns will be annonlae5
cd ana one gown Of each model va
%purchasable, no duplieateigEdsrrsgwi VIII
be taken.
The floor space at tho Jones ptore
viii allow a large audience ahdSthss
five exhibits will nj" doubt le large
,ly attended.
This week the Jones storeSis celss
hrating their ninth anniversary in
business in this city and their third
anniversary in the new store. Barr
gain in every department Of the!
store ere the feature OF the sanniYerss
snry s1.e which is attracting many
The Fairmont West Virginian. (Fairmont, W. Va.) 1904-1914, 1914-09-21
Living Models
Will Be Seen
AT Jones Store

An event which will be something
unlike any that has previously TAX
en- place in the city will be MI eXlib-
1t of fashions ut the E. c. Jones
store which is heralded as LA Prom.
enade des Models"
The event will be staged in the
Jones store on Monday and Tuesday
of next week and will be presented
by a troupe OF four models, under a
director who comes from II leading
house in New York which makes 4
Speciality OF %authenic, sane. Partisan
importations and mastery adapta-
'tions Of Partisan models.
A stage will be erected on the
second floor and more than 100
styles in gowns, suits, etc., will be
shown by the models.
An attractive program has been
arranged for the showing Of the ele-
giant gowns, embracing % numbers,
but this is only a small part of the
display which will be made. Five
exhibits will be made, opening on
Monday morning at 10 O'Clock, at
p. m. and in the evening from s I'M
til 10.
en- Tuesday morning and after
noon exhibits will be made but none
in the evening.
Fairmont Ia the smallest town In
The Fairmont West Virginian. (Fairmont, W. Va.) 1904-1914, 1914-09-21

each of them $25.
Several others put up cash bonds
for their appearance. They failed
to answer their names when the
docket was called. The cash was for
feited.
The Fairmont West Virginian. (Fairmont, W. Va.) 1904-1914, 1914-09-21
SICK CHILDREN
LOVE GAsCARGTs
F0R THE BOWELS
GIVE aCANDY CATHART1C" FOR A
BAD COLD, SOUR STOMACH,
CONSTIPATION.
Get a 1O-cent box now.

v f. NCL 1S@S HS"s 49,.
Most Of the ills of childhood are
caused by a sou d%isordered stomach,
sluggish liver and consttpated
bowels. They catch cold easily, be-
come cross, listless, irritable, fever
ISL, restless, tongue coated, don't eat
or sleep we'll and need a gentle
cleansing of the bowcls-but don't
try to force a nauseating dose of oil
into the little ones already sick
stomach-it is cruel, needless and
old-fashioned.
Any child will gladly take Cas-
~carets Candy Cathartic which act
gently-never grippe or produce the
slightest uneasiness-though cleanse
the little ones system,s sweeten the
stomach and put the liver and
bowels in a pure, healthyfconditfon:
Full directions for children and
Igrown-ups&in each PACKAGE
Mothers can rest easy after giving
this gentle, thorough laxative which
leoEtsSonly 10 cents q boxa at any drug
store:
The Fairmont West Virginian. (Fairmont, W. Va.) 1904-1914, 1914-09-21
Dog Hikes 975
Miles ToReach
Old Master
DOG LoSTaN DENVER TURNS UP.
IN AMERICAN FALLS,
MADE ESCAPE FROM BAGGAGE
CAR@MAKES THE TRIP IN
TWO MONTHS.

STERLING, Colo, Sept. PA. A,
smiti, OF Sterling, received a tele-
gram today declaring that a dog for
The Fairmont West Virginian. (Fairmont, W. Va.) 1904-1914, 1914-09-21
HELPLESS AS BABY
sDoxn 8 Mind Unable TO Work,
andNWhat Helped Her.

Summit Point, w. Va.-Mls. Anna
Belle Emey, of this place, says: 81 suf-
EefedSforsl5syears with an awful pain in
NY right side, caused from womanly
trouble, and doctored lots for II, but witll-
off success. | suffered SO very much,
tIatI{became doW1in mind, and as help.
lessasEa5b baby. was in the worst kind
of9shape.. Was unable to do any work.
began taking Cardui, the womar's
tonic, and got relief from the very first
dese.sByst1e time had taken IL bot
ne my health was completely restored.
atltnow 48 years years old, but tcel as
goodasi did when only 16.
Cardui! Certainly saved me from losing
Iiylniind, and | feel It my duty to speak
BIZ itssfayors / wish 1 had some power
over poor, suffering women, and could
mike them know the good it would do
ttien1..sY
ifyot suffer from any of the ailments
pectliar to women, it will certainly he
Wofthyyour while to give Cardui a trial.
4 has beenShelping weak women foE
metesthans 50 years, and will help you,
fYcardti. Your5drIggist sells II.
III ~ Chattanooga MedIeins CO.. Ladies'
aSHTonypuneaS9Ahd B4pageb book. .ltoma
Ep4tmattfer Wotntn,ss "a pl1in wrapper NJ lali
The Fairmont West Virginian. (Fairmont, W. Va.) 1904-1914, 1914-09-21
Mormons Baptize.

Eldersaof thesMormon faith bap=
tized several candidates at the wharf
yesterday afternoon.
The Fairmont West Virginian. (Fairmont, W. Va.) 1904-1914, 1914-09-21
H6ws This:

We offer One Hundred Dollars sueWard for my
case u Catarrh that cannot be cured ny HaISA
'+'H.'D +. j.. CHENEY & co.. Toledo
We. the undersigned phaSe lnewn + Z
Cheney for the last 10 years. and believe hin
perfectly honorable In ali bnsinesaS transacloi
aud, financially able to carry out any eebllgat
NAT. BANK OF COMMERCE.
Tails catarrh Cure Is takcnsintefnalts. 6stne
directly upon the blood aud 3mut0aaS sntfqee4Eo
the System. TcStir 0nlAlS sent ftees Prtcne1 ~
cents Trr' bottle. Sold by all Druggtstss
Take Halls Family PILLS for 0lstlpa411p
The Fairmont West Virginian. (Fairmont, W. Va.) 1904-1914, 1914-09-21
FOR ITALIAN LANGUAGE

And music lessons go to Prof. Moraca,
81 Ogden Ave-, behind Watson Hot
tel. Class lessons. $500 a month.
Private lessons, $500 month.
The Meridian times. (Meridian, Idaho) 1909-1938, 1914-09-25
A Different Meaning.

One of the principal owners of a
promising gold mine was expatiating
on its merits to capitalist and pros
pective investor. He described the
vein in which the miners were work
ing, showed his specimens of the
ore, and backed up his statements
with the written opinions Of experts.
"Well.' admitted the capitalist, 'it
looks as if it might be good in
vestment. AS my old Uncle Hiram
would say, it has its 'p'ints.'"
"Pints!" exclaimed the owner, car
ried away perhaps by his over-anx-
iety; why sir, we're in quartz right
now!"
The Meridian times. (Meridian, Idaho) 1909-1938, 1914-09-25
SICK DOCTOR
Proper Food Put Him Right.

The food experience of physician
in his own case when worn and weak
from sickness and when needing nour-
ishment the worst way, is valuable:
"An attack of grip, so severe it came
near making an end of me, left my
stomach in such condition I could not
retain any ordinary food. I knew Of
course that l must have food nourish-
ment or / could never recover.
Il began to take four teaspoonfuls
of Grape-Nuts and cream three times
a day and for weeks this was almost
my only food. 1t tasted so delicious
that enjoyed it immensely and my
stomach handled it perfectly from the
first mouthful 1t was SO nourishing
/ was quickly built back to normal
health and strength.
"Grape-Nuts is of great value as food
to sustain life during serious attacks
in which the stomach is so deranged
it cannot digest and assimilate other
foods.
II am convinced that were Grape
Nuts more widely used by physicians,
it would save many lives that are 9TH
erwise lost from lack of nourishment."
Name given by Postum Co., Battle
Creek, Mich.
The most perfect food in the world.
Trial of Grape-Nuts and cream 10 days
proves. There's Reason"
Look in pkgs. for the little book,
"The Road to MELVILLE"
Ever read the above letterY A new
one appears from time to time. They
are genuine. true, and full of hunaan
interest.
The Meridian times. (Meridian, Idaho) 1909-1938, 1914-09-25
lY3lIlgY 31NIHa ro 1sr Eye.
Her Memory All Right.

Mrs Geddes had new maid, and
she found it necessary to repeat her
instructions several times before Nora
idbeyed them. The mistress had told
her repeatedly about the finger-bowls.
and one day, when there were guests
they were again forgotten.
Now, Nora" said Mrs. Geddes, ex-
'tremely exercised over the omission.
this is the sixth time I've had to tell
you about the finger-bowls. Didn't
the woman you last worked for have
them on the tablet"
mo, num-" replied Nora, "her
friends always washed their hands
before they cum"
The Meridian times. (Meridian, Idaho) 1909-1938, 1914-09-25
A Wrong Meaning.

An exceptionally voluble golfer
was vainly endeavoring to move
ball with his driver. Pausing in his
efforts, he espied, watching him, a
small girl, holding by the hand
still smaller boy. Immediately Wis
ions of flying golf balls flashed across
his mind
"You ought not to bring your lit.
tie brother here" he cautioned the
girl.
ooh, it's all right, sir" came tbs
reply. He's stone deaf"
The Meridian times. (Meridian, Idaho) 1909-1938, 1914-09-25
Iohnson,s Weakness.

Two travelling men who met in the
hall on one of the upper floors of .
hotel stopped moment to chat.
Il wonder if Johnson is stopping
here" said one.
Il don't know" the other answered,
but l can tell you if he is on this
floor"
How"
"Just take broom and make a
noise like some one is sweeping. and
If Johnson is within hearing he'll
stick his head out of the door to
fiirt with the chambermaid.'
The Meridian times. (Meridian, Idaho) 1909-1938, 1914-09-25
Distinction Without Honor.

She was very romantic, and when
she saw the scars on his face she
jumped at conclusions.
Il think have discovered your Sc
cret," she softly said. You are a
Heidelburg duelist and likewise 3
German baron"
He shook his head gloomily.
Il am not baron" he said, "and
/ never heard Of Heidelberg. I'm only
the fellow the students practice on at
the BARRIERS college. Cleveland
Plain Dealer. s~'s
The Meridian times. (Meridian, Idaho) 1909-1938, 1914-09-25
Eve 10 Business.

A young suburban doctor whose
practice was not very great sat in his
study reading away lazy afternoon
lin early summer. His manservant
appeared at the door.
Doctor, them boys is stealin' your
green peaches again. Shall l chase
them away"
The doctor looked thoughtful for a
moment, then leveled his eyes at the
servant.
mo-" he said.--Lippincott's.
The Meridian times. (Meridian, Idaho) 1909-1938, 1914-09-25
IL OUGHT to Be.

What are you going to call the new
'baby?"
Reginald Claude" replied Mr.. Big
gins.
isn't Reginald Claude rather af-
fected name?"
Yes, want him to grow up to be a
fighter, and | fancy that Reginald
Claude will start something every time
he goes to a new chool."-London
Opinion.
The Meridian times. (Meridian, Idaho) 1909-1938, 1914-09-25
What the stars are For.

Mamma" said small Sadie one
evening, Il know what the stars in
the sky are for"
We'll. DEAR" rejoined her mother,
what are they for?'
They are little holes to let the rain
through in the daytime and the glory
through at night"
The Meridian times. (Meridian, Idaho) 1909-1938, 1914-09-25
ForcibIy.

do l bore your" asked the mos
quito politely as he sunk half-inch
shaft into the summer boarder's arm.
"Not at ALL" replied the border.
squashing him with a book. How
do | strike you?"
The Meridian times. (Meridian, Idaho) 1909-1938, 1914-09-25
Resting.

Patience-Did you Gee Peggy down
at the beach?
Patrice-Oh, yes.
What was she doing? Flirting, as
usual?"
mo, she said she went down there
for a rest"
The Meridian times. (Meridian, Idaho) 1909-1938, 1914-09-25

Accounting for It.
That girl has a swelled head"
That's only because she wears such
big rats"
The Meridian times. (Meridian, Idaho) 1909-1938, 1914-09-25
The Cure.

q see some philosopher says that
the only way to cure yourself of a
love affair is to run away. Do you
believe it?"
"Certainly-if you run away with
the girl"
The Meridian times. (Meridian, Idaho) 1909-1938, 1914-09-25

After girl gets to be about so old
she makes bonfire of the baby pic
ture of herself taken in a washbowl.
The Meridian times. (Meridian, Idaho) 1909-1938, 1914-09-25

General Won Marnitz has been in
command of the German cavalry on
the extreme right of the kaiser's
army in France and covered the ad.
vance of Won Kluk's futile turning
movement. Won Marnitz's cavalry
penetrated even to the southwest of
Paris and astoaished the world by its
speed
Arizona republican., 1914-10-27
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