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The Washington times., 1914-08-18
In Tiny Human Stories
Great Men Lice I0daV
By Winifred Blacl
Copyright 1914. by Newspaper Feature Service. Inc.

wv Ho was the first man to sail
"/ around the world? Was it
John Cabot or Sebastian who
discovered the Western
islands. and was Sebastian Johns son
or his brother?
Let's see. One of them wore ear
nnuffs and a tippet-I know that-and
his picture was on the upper corner
of the left-hand page of the fourth
chapter in the Worlds History-or is it
Leonardo Da Vinci and Art from the
Beginning for Beginners I'm thinking
of? Leonardo wore the earmuffs and
the tippet, too. didn't he?
Where are the Straits of Magellan.
and was it Sir Francis Drake. or Cor
teZ. or can it be it was Balboa who
stood silent upon a peak in Darien and
watched the blue Pacific come rolling
over the white sand?
What, You don't know-you can't
even guess-and you the head of you
The Washington times., 1914-08-18

Lady Rivers-If your friend cares
very much for you. he'll be only too will
ing TO accept your advances and make
up" Any way, II is up to him now,
you have done your best. is II proper
for a girl of sixteen TO make promises
to a young man. Just what do you
mean by that. please? You can make
a promise TO be home at a certain time,
to go somewhere with a young man. to
make him some fudge or anything Of
that sort with perfect propriety, but II
you mean to promise to love him or to
marry him. why such promises are not
only improper for a girl Of sixteen. they
are absurd.
The Washington times., 1914-08-18

. FTER Mrs Tabby had talked
~ about the gardens in Tayby-
Y land and had given Teddy
such a delightful surprise
Harrisburg telegraph. [volume] (Harrisburg, Pa.) 1879-1948, 1914-11-09
H. M. HOLSTEIN

Harry NJ. Holstein, aged 6S years,
father of Howard o. Holstein, for
seven years secretary of the State
Council. Order of United American
Mechanics and a former councilman,
died suddenly at his home, 226 Yer
beke street, this morning. Death was
due to heart failure. Mr.. Holstein
was found dead in bed by a niece. One
son, Howard O. Holstein, survives.
The funeral will take place Satur.
day afternoon at 2 o'clock.
Harry NJ. Holstein, was a lifelong
resident of Harrisburg. Up to seven
years ago he conducted a blacksmith
shop in Verbeke street. He followed
that trade thirty-two years. During
the years 1889, 1890. 1901 and 1902
Mr. Holstein was a member of Com
mon Council from the Fifth ward. He
was president of the lower branch dur
ing his second term. Mr.. Holstein be.
longed to the Citizen Fire Company.
Harrisburg telegraph. [volume] (Harrisburg, Pa.) 1879-1948, 1914-11-09
TURN HAIR DARK
WITH SAGE TEA
If Mixed with Sulphur It Darkens
SO Naturally Nobody
can Tell

The old-tlme mixture of Sage Tea
and Sulphur for darkening gray,
streaked and faded hair is grand
mothers treatment. and folks are
again using it to keep their hair a
good, even color, which is quite SEN
sible. as we are living in an age when
youthful appearance is of the great
est advantage.
Nowadays. though, we don't have
the troublesome task of gathering the
sage and the mussy mixing at home.
All drug stores sell the ready-to-use
product called "Wyeth's Sage and Sui
phur Compound" for about so cents a
Bottle. 1t is very popular because
nobody can discover it has been ap-
piled. Simply moisten your comb or "A
soft brush with it and draw this
through your hair, taking one small
strand at a time; by morning the gray
hair disappears, but what delights the
ladies with Wyeth's Sage and Sulphur
is that, besides beautifully darkening
the hair after a few applications, it
also produces that soft luster and ap-
pearance of abundance which is so
attractive; besides, prevents dandruff.
itching scalp and falling hair.-Ad-
vertisement.
Harrisburg telegraph. [volume] (Harrisburg, Pa.) 1879-1948, 1914-11-09
CATTLE OISEASE
SWEEPING STATE


delphia, 10, including stockyards, and
York, II. This list may be increased
before night, as there are suspicious
cases in Bucks, Perry, Snyder, Mon
tour and Columbia counties. The in
lection is believed to have come from
Michigan and Indiana, where out
breaks were reported, but unfortu-
nately, after shipments of cattle had
been made into this State and presum-
ably into Western States.
AS soon as possible after the reports
the State Livestock Sanitary Board
of which State Veterinarian c. ]. Mar
shall is the executive officer, and DR..
I. e. Munce assistant. began organiZa-
ton to combat 1t. Fortunately both
mon were familiar with the disease
from the outbreak of 1908 and from
their studies of it in Germany, Eng
land and other foreign countries,
where 1t prevails. within the last eigh-
teen months. In the former outbrealS k
che infection came from Buffalo and
Montour, Columbia, Snyder and other
central counties felt the brunt. 1t was
stamped out within a few months, but
cost the State over 100000. What IL
will cost this time no one can say, but
the officials are ready for it and know
how to grapple with the problems.
The last Legislature appropriated
$416,000 to the board for all purposes.
a great part of this being to reimburse
owners of cattle killed because of dis
eases liable to infect other stock; for
the handling of epidemics, meat and
dairy inspection and the like. The
outbreak will soon wipe out the funds
for reimbursing cattle owners, and az
the specific appropriation act will pre-
vent any money being advanced, the
next Legislature will be called upon
to meet deficiency which will doubt
less arise through efforts to check the
disease for the public good.
The foot and mouth disease is
known also as aphthous fever and is
one of the most dangerous and easily
transmissble diseases known to vet
erinarians. 1t is called foot and mouth
disease because of the effect on the
nose mouth, feet and hoofs, ulcers
and general breaking dows of tissue
resulting. 1t affects cattle, sheen.
goats and pigs and even extends to
man, who may be infected by dis
charges eating of meat or use of milk.
The first step is to prohibit movement
of cattle of any kind only those for
which State permits have been issued
being allowed to be taken out, and
then for immediate slaughter. This
permit is obtainable only after State
officials are satisfied as to conditions.
The movement of hides, skins, hay and
fodder is also interdicted.
The board has sent out killing gangs
to several counties and three disin-
fecting squads will be materially in
fected are killed and destroyed by lime
and the barn or shed where infected
animals are found is thoroughly
cleansed, the inside torn out, manure
destroyed and the whole premises dis
infected.
Harrisburg telegraph. [volume] (Harrisburg, Pa.) 1879-1948, 1914-11-09
Official Count Will
Be Needed to Decide
Supreme Court Judgeship

Friends of Judge Robert S. Frazer
continue to claim the election of the
Allegheny county candidate over
President Judge George Kunkel, of
this city, for the Supreme Court Judge
ship. Official returns from many of
the counties of the State have not
vet been computed, however, and
there are those of the Western Penn
sylvanians supporters who still be-
lieve Judge Frazer's total may be
changed by the official count.
The Kunkel campaign committee
in this city says that it believes the
question can only be decided definitely
by the official count of all the counties
in the State.
Harrisburg telegraph. [volume] (Harrisburg, Pa.) 1879-1948, 1914-11-09
CROP REPORT MADE PUBLIC
By Associated Pyess

Washington. Nov. Preliminary
estimates of the size of the country's
important farm crops announced to-
day by the Department of Agriculture
included: Corn, 2.695,7 100000 bush
els: buckwheat, 17,025.000 bushels:
potatoes, 406,2SS,000 bushels; sweet
potatoes, 56,030,000 bushels; tobacco,
982,715,000 pounds; fax seed, 1879
600 bushels; apples. 25S,862,0 900 bar
rels; sugar beets, 5,147.00O tons.
Harrisburg telegraph. [volume] (Harrisburg, Pa.) 1879-1948, 1914-11-09
HOME CONDITIONS ATTACKED

Kansas City, Mo-, Nov. 9.-More
girls go wrong because of home con-
ditions than for any other reason, as
serted Miss Margaret E. Luther, su-
perintendent of the Florence Critten-
ton Home. New York City, in all
address before the International Pur-
ity Congress here to-day. Miss Luther
who spoke on The Girls Who Go
Through the New York Courts" T"
pointed out that most of the girls with
whom the courts have to deal are not
more than 18 years old.
Harrisburg telegraph. [volume] (Harrisburg, Pa.) 1879-1948, 1914-11-09
MAMMA, DADDY AND CHILDREN ALL
LOVE CALIFORNIA SYRUP Of FIGS

without gripping. Please don't think
of California Syrup of Figs" as a
physic. Don't think you are drugging
yourself or your children, because this
delicious fruit laxative can not cause
injury. Even a delicate child can
take it as safely as robust man. 1t
is the most harmless. effective stom-
ach, liver and bowel regulator and
tonic ever devised.
Your only difficulty may be in get
ting the genuine; so ask your druggist
for a so cent bottle of California
Syrup of Figs" Say to your drug
gist. "I want only that made by the
California Fig Syrup Company" This
city has many counterfeit "fig syrups.''
so watch out.-Advertisenent.
Harrisburg telegraph. [volume] (Harrisburg, Pa.) 1879-1948, 1914-11-09
MRS. sUsANNAR II. WRESTLING

Mrs Susannah Herr Wrestling,
widow of the late DR.. Jacob G.. West
ling a lifelong resident of Harrisburg,
died yesterday morning. Mrs. West
ling was IA daughter of the late Colonel
Daniel Herr and Sarah Gilbert Herr.
She resided at North Market Square,
the old Wrestling homestead for fifty
two years. She is survived by the fol-
lowing children Joshua NJ, of Wheel
ing, w. Va. Guy S., of Charleston,
w Va; Ralph G.. and Mrs. Joseph f.
Ferguson, of 1904 North Second street,
and five grandchildren.
Harrisburg telegraph. [volume] (Harrisburg, Pa.) 1879-1948, 1914-11-09
LIKE CARRIER PIGEONS

released from thezr cage fly to their
destination with message, so your
printed messengers go from your Of
fee and deliver your business mes
sage to those whom you believe are
likely to be interested. Prepare your
message, then consult us regarding
the probable cost of printing or en-
craving. Our facilities are ample to
guarantee prompt and excellent serv-
ice. Preparation of copy and illustra-
tions II desired. Telegraph Printing
Harrisburg telegraph. [volume] (Harrisburg, Pa.) 1879-1948, 1914-11-09
Pufed-Up COrns =?
Use "Putnam's"
Watch EN- Go !!

My stars, but corn does fade away
quick once you get old reliable Put
nam's Extractor on the job.
Does it pain? No, never,-it soothes
away that drawing, pinching sensa-
tion, makes your feet feel good at
once.
Grandest thing ever for foot Jumps,
callouses, corns that are hard, soft.
or otherwise
For complete, painless, sure re-
moval of corns and foot troubles use
only Putnam's Corn Extractor, Csc at
dealers everywhere, and at c. M. For
ney.-Advertisement
Harrisburg telegraph. [volume] (Harrisburg, Pa.) 1879-1948, 1914-11-09
PAIN GONE! RUB
SORE, RHEUMATIC
ACHING JOINTS
Rub pain away with a small
trial bottle of old
"St Jacobs OiF'
Stop closing" rheumatism.

It's pain only; not one case in fifty
soothing, penetrating "St. Jacobs Or
right on the tender spot" and by the
time you say Jack Robinson-out
comes the rheumatic pain and distress.
'St, Jacobs Oil' is a harmless rheu-
matism liniment which never disap-
points and doesn't burn the skin. 1t
takes pain, soreness and stiffness from
aching joints, muscles and bones; stops
sclatica, lumbago, backache and neu-
ralgia.
Limber up! Get small trial bottle
of old-time. honest "St. Jacobs OH
from any drug store. and in moment
you'll be free from pains, aches and
stiffness. Don't suffer! Rub rheuma-
tism away.-Advertisem
Harrisburg telegraph. [volume] (Harrisburg, Pa.) 1879-1948, 1914-11-09
YORK FIREMEN HERE

Members of the Liberty Fire Com
pany, of York. Pa, yesterday visited
Company, this city. The York COM
pany presented the "Hookies" with a
framed photograph of the Liberty
boys.
Harrisburg telegraph. [volume] (Harrisburg, Pa.) 1879-1948, 1914-11-09
STOPS HEADACHE,
PAIN, NEURALGIA
Don't suffer! Get a dime pack
age of DR.. James Headache
Powders.

You can clear your head and re-
lieve dull. splitting or violent throb-
bing headache in a moment with a
Dr. James Headache Powder. This
old-time headache relief acts almost
magically. Send someone to the drug
store now for a dime package and a
few moments after you take a powder
you will wonder what became of the
headache. neuralgia and pain. Stop
suffering-it's needless. Be sure you
get what you ask for. - ADVERTISE
ment,
Harrisburg telegraph. [volume] (Harrisburg, Pa.) 1879-1948, 1914-11-09
HENRY sIEGEL ON TRIAL

Geneseo, n. Y, Nov. 9.-Henry
Siegel, bankrupt banker and head OF
a New York department store that
bore his name. appeared in the Su-
preme Court here to-day TO stand
trial for grand larceny. The alleged
offense was committed in New York,
but Siegel succeeded in securing a
change of venue so that he might be
tried away from the host of New
York creditors
Harrisburg telegraph. [volume] (Harrisburg, Pa.) 1879-1948, 1914-11-09
SPRINKLER SAVES BUILDING
Special to The Telegraph

Hagerstown, Md. Nov. 9.-The Ha-
gerstown Table Works. one of the larg-
est woodworking plants in the country,
was saved from destruction by fire by
the sprinkling system drowning a
blaze which started in the cellar under
the glue room. The fire was making
headway among combustible material
when the heat opened the pipes of the
sprinkling system, practically drown
ing the blaze,
Harrisburg telegraph. [volume] (Harrisburg, Pa.) 1879-1948, 1914-11-09
BERLIN is LITTLE CHANGED
BY Assncintcd Prcss

Berlin, Oct. 26 Correspondence of
the Associated Press)-They still eat
wheat bread in Berlin. Amusements
proceed with little sign of abatement
Few posters to call men to arms are
in evidence and there are many able
bodied men in the street in civilian
clothes. That Germany is at war
could not be cleaned from street i'm
pressions, though person might
speculate on the causes that, have led
to two conditions. Business is re-
ported normal.
Harrisburg telegraph. [volume] (Harrisburg, Pa.) 1879-1948, 1914-11-09
RECENT WEDDINGS
Special to The T'clegrabh
Room for $4,000 Barrels

Marietta. Pa. Nov. 9.-Miss Susan
A. Martin was married Saturday even
ing to Jacob r. Thomas, of New Dan.
Vile, by the Rev. Abram B. Herr. at
the parsonage of the Central Manor
Church.
Willow Street Nov. 9.-Miss Ada
X. Kreider was married yesterday to
Benjamin Fl. Gochenauer by the Rev.
A. Il. Herr. The ceremony was per-
formed at the home of the bride.
Harrisburg telegraph. [volume] (Harrisburg, Pa.) 1879-1948, 1914-11-09
16 NOW HAVE TYPHOID

Earl Shut, % years old, was ad-
mtted to the Harrisburg Hospital last
night suffering with typhoid fever.
Shut is the sixteenth patient now at
of the cases are from Hershey and
Rutherford.
Harrisburg telegraph. [volume] (Harrisburg, Pa.) 1879-1948, 1914-11-09
MARY BoGAR LAMEY

Funeral services for Mary Bogar
Lamey, aged 46 years, who died Thurs
day at 1891 North Seventh street, were
held this afternoon, the Rev. Floyd
Appleton officiating. Burial was made
in the Harrisburg Cemetery.
Harrisburg telegraph. [volume] (Harrisburg, Pa.) 1879-1948, 1914-11-09
Harmless ''fruit laxative" cIeanses
stomach, liver and
bowels

A delicious cure for constipation,
bilieusness, sick headache, sour stom-
ach, Indigestion, coated tongue, SAL
1owness-take California Syrup of
Figs" For the cause of all this dis
tress lies in torpid liver and sluggish
bowels.
A tablespoonful tonight means all
constipation, poison, waste matter,
fermenting food and sour bile gently
moved out Of your system by morning
Harrisburg telegraph. [volume] (Harrisburg, Pa.) 1879-1948, 1914-11-09
CHICAGO BOARD OF TRADE

DIV l1SS0cldFcd FTcSS
Chicago, ILL.,, Nov. 8. - Board of
Trade closing:
Wheat--December. LII; May. 1.2S%
Corn-December, 69$ May, 72Z
Oats-December, 49R; May, 53A
Pork-January, 1880; May, 1885.
Lard-January, 1910; May. 1860.
Ribs-January, 1895; May, 1852.
Harrisburg telegraph. [volume] (Harrisburg, Pa.) 1879-1948, 1914-11-09
Y.M. c. A. CAMPAIGN SUCCESS
T.. j. Hockenbury Helps North Caro-
lima Associations Get New Blood

lima Associations Get New Blood
Edison ]. Hockenbury, 1S49 Park
street. returned yesterday from trip
to Greensboro and Raleigh. North
Carolina, where he was conducting Y.
Nj. C. A. membership campaigns. At
both cities the goal for increased men,
bership was 800. At Greensboro $50
were enrolled and at Raleigh 356.
This week Mr.. Hockenbury will
spend a few days on hunting trip
at Pine Grove Furnace and at the end
of the week he will leave again for
a campaign at Nashville, Tennessee.
The goal at this city is 1000.
Harrisburg telegraph. [volume] (Harrisburg, Pa.) 1879-1948, 1914-11-09
MRS. ANNA RILEY

Funeral services for Mrs. Anna
Riley aged 63 years, who died Thurs
day evening at 1419 Regina street, were
held this morning at 81 o'clock from
the st. Francis Roman Catholic Church.
The body was removed to Lancaster
where burial was made.
Harrisburg telegraph. [volume] (Harrisburg, Pa.) 1879-1948, 1914-11-09
WILLIAM ZONE

Funeral services for William Zone,
aged 43 years, who died Thursday at
his home in Reading, were held from
his daughters home, 62S North Sixth
street, this morning. Burial was made
in the Harrisburg Cemetery
Harrisburg telegraph. [volume] (Harrisburg, Pa.) 1879-1948, 1914-11-09
JOHN HILL,

John Hull, aged A years, a car re-
pairman at the Lucknow shops, died
this morning at his home, 1906 Penn
street. Funeral services will be held
Thursday afternoon. Burial will be
made in the East Harrisburg Cerhe-
terry.
Harrisburg telegraph. [volume] (Harrisburg, Pa.) 1879-1948, 1914-11-09
DEER SEASON OPENS TOMORROW

The deer season in Pennsylvania
will start tomorrow. Local hunters
left to-day for their various camps.
Deer is said to be plentiful along the
South Mountains.
Harrisburg telegraph. [volume] (Harrisburg, Pa.) 1879-1948, 1914-11-09
HARRY HEIsLEY

Harry Heisley. aged 43 years, a
Pennsylvania Railroad inspector, died
Saturday at 624 Geary street. Funeral
services will be held tomorrow after
noon at 2 O'Clock
Harrisburg telegraph. [volume] (Harrisburg, Pa.) 1879-1948, 1914-11-09
MRS. REBECCA e. GIVEN

Mrs. Rebecca E. Given. widow OF
Fl. p. Given, died early this morning
at her home, zoos North Sixth street.
Harrisburg telegraph. [volume] (Harrisburg, Pa.) 1879-1948, 1914-11-09
ID. OF i. TO MEET

A meeting of Mt Vernon Council.
No. $50. Daughters of Liberty, will be
held tomorrow evening at 1912 Derry
street
Harrisburg telegraph. [volume] (Harrisburg, Pa.) 1879-1948, 1914-11-09
STARVING IN
WAR TORN BELGIAN
CONTINUED From First Pagel

of the American relief committee, who
will meet the vessel at Rotterdam and
will arrange for the immediate trans
portation of the food.
Room for $4,000 Barrels
The Thelma. which is ESQ feet long,
with benz of 3S feet, has a capacity
of 2,200 tons. equivalent to $4,000
barrels of foodstuffs.
Close to S14,000 was contributed by
Philadelphia in one day. Some of 1t
came in large sums. gladly given by
the city's rich. but most of it swept in
upon the receiving stations in the form
of SO, SIS and 81 bills, with many
quarters. dimes and nickels. cheerfully
drawn from the boards of the poor
and devoted to the help of those who
are now poorer and more miserable
than any Philadelphian or Harris
burger could possibly be.
From the generous contributions
made yesterday it it almost certain
that the Thelma will be able to sail on
time. filled to the gunwales with nour-
ishing food, able to stave off starvation
to countless thousands.
Harrisburg telegraph. [volume] (Harrisburg, Pa.) 1879-1948, 1914-11-09
Extra Special Values
Tuesday and Wednesday

eooking
tin
The Detroit times., 1914-10-05

Aiphonss peRonns. Lake 81. clair. -
years. accidental drowning; Meyer
Mulias. Harper hospital. 90 years, sar-
coma: Carlina b. Stamm. ~ Johnson.
% years. mitral regurgftation; Albert
kaissr childrsn's Free hospital,
month. enteritis: Geneva ~. Kuhn. Ell
fulton. year.. cholera infantum; Ida
smith. esl Medium, years, septicae-
mia: Philip Cosmano. Providence hos
pital; . months. prsmature; Gus 0acl-
apoalas, So. Narys hospital 81 years.
Eunshot wound: Erwin 0Iittenberg.
Providence hospital. : months. maras-
mus: james Sands. Providence hospital.
mouths. merasrhus; Rosailna sikorski.
LIS 81: Aubin, ~ days convulsions;
BANJO G. Elbinger. ST. Monroe q
N mSnsn,; s sss ,9s.asgm nnafsw
hosts OF liver; Marie strong. sss Ham
ilten. ~ years, arterio aclerosiss Jamss
a. Davis. 1885 Fifteenth. IS years. dill
tation OF heart. porothsa MclAnie, ga
stephen Kurczyk. n Pulash. IS days,
CASTRO enteritis; Charles j. Thomas.
Detroit river. 20 years. dr0wning, sui
eide Adeline j. Bedard. so Hunt 40
years. cancer: Frank Towsewfc. 1o6 L~-
land 10 month"; cholsrs infantum: I'd
.marasmus. u. n !, y
The Detroit times., 1914-10-05
SCORES
HASTY MARRIAGE
AS A MENACE
Wife Tells Van ziIs She Met
Husband Two Months Be
fore Marriage
WOMAN.S DECREE is
HELD UP BY COURT
Another Chapter in Nunzea
Palermo's Tlmlltols History
- Written

Dora Melxsr was held up on her
decree In divorce court until her huS
band could be brought into court.
Judge Van Ziie took the opportunity
tc mako some caustlc remarks as the
woman testified that she had known
Ter husband but Two months before
the wedding ana that they lived to-
gether but six weeks afterward.
such marriages are menace 10
civilization" said the court. II want
TO 20 on record that such marriages
are distasteful TO me. and that any
decree | sign under such circum-
stances will be done under protest.
Edith Johnson got decree after
she had explained TO the court that
she had married her frst cousin but
did not know Il unlawful for some
time afterward. Charles Drew was an
actor and his wife an actress. but the
artistic temperament would not per-
NIT OF a settled home and the wife
tired OF the stage. The husband re-
fused TO make a home and left her,
she said.
aYou actresses marry with the ex-
mediation OF getting divorced, don't
your" asked the court a. he signed
the decree.
Robert Abbott testified that his wife
preferred Chicago to Detroit. and al
though he tried for three years TO get
her to come here. he had Jailed ne
got decree.
Another chapter in the tumuituous
history OF pretty little Nunsea Inml'
chele Palermo was written when
Judge van Zile signed decree Of Oh
yorce upon the petition OF ner nus
band, Joseph Palermo.
Nunxea first came TO public nouce
three years ago when she shot ana
killed former admirer and tosd :
iury and the court that the man nad
Attempted to kidnap her. she was
found guilty, but placed upon parole
and shortly after married Palermo,
Three years ago, according 10 the
story told by her husband. SATURDAY.
the girl became restless sne Mss
then q bride OF Q few montns. her
i two brothers, wandering musicians.
AT about the house and talked OF
Pnris. their home. The song o. the
boulevard music halls. the happy
nights in the Latin quarter. the stroils
alons the great boulevards. the music
~ lights and gaycty that makes
Paris were spoken q In sorrowfui
tonea and pretty little Nun1sa sighed
With them FOR the joyS she could not
share They were going back g
Paris, but Nunssa was : vile. ana
4 ~ .I = 7.
The Detroit times., 1914-10-05
BUM, POLICE DOG,
SUSPENDED AGAIN

Bum" the police DOG. b just IKE
some Of our high city and county on
cials. He's always getting his name
In the papers, Fint Bum" had him-
self suspended for conducting himself
In manner unbecoming police dog.
ifhat was worth q half column. Then
he had himself reinstated and prompt.
" drove to cover the pedigreed Air.
dale that had been obtained TO suo-
coed him.
Things have been getting quiet and
monotonous around police headQuar-
tiers OF late In the language OF the
streets, there was nothing stirring"
Enter Bum" who looks over COM
plant books. blotters. and bulletin
boards at headquarters. He sniffs In
disgust. and departs. Bum was gone
two days.
Saturday morning. Capt. MarQuardt
announced that the spell OF monotony
had ben broken.
Bum 10 suspended again" report
ed the captain OF the frst precinct.
He reported for duty at the sixth pre-
cinct on vinewood-ave.. without or
ders. He just simply ignored HIS work
around headquarters and trotted three
miles TO another station"
Omcers ~ vinewood station have
been ordered to send the dog back to
headquarters. He'll be on the carpet
oncs more. when he returns