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Evening star. [volume] (Washington, D.C.) 1854-1972, 1914-09-15
Mr.. Carriers Condition Favorable.

Josiah Carter, secretary, to Senator
Hoke Smith Of Georgia, and editor Of
the Marietta, Ga, Courier journal, who
was operated on for intestinal trouble
yesterday at Garfield Hospital. was
today reported to be resting comfort
ably.
AR Carter suffered a severe attack
of illness Sunday He was taken from
the Senate office building to Casualty
Hospital, and later moved to Garfield.
He was at one time editor of the At
lanta Journal, and has been asso-
ciated WITH Senator Hoke Smith for
many years IN politics and the news
paper bust Ps.
Evening star. [volume] (Washington, D.C.) 1854-1972, 1914-09-15
Polls.

Miss Jane Morgan. the new leading
woman, was given cordial welcome
upon her first appearance in Washing
ton last evening with the Poll Players,
which grew more ponounced as her
pleasing portrayal Of Juanita, in. 1.-THE
Rose of the Rancho" won its way in
the appreciation of the Poll patrons
Her role calls in play wide range
of emotions, and as the little "favorita''
Evening star. [volume] (Washington, D.C.) 1854-1972, 1914-09-15
FILM FEATURES.
Crandall's.

An enjoyable bill at Crandalls yes
terday was headed by a film reproduc-
ton Of the famous comedy, My Friend
from India" featuring Walter T..
Perkins AS supplementary attrac-
ton. 1.-The Sleeping DEATH mystic
lrama in which Alice Joyce and Tom
Moore play the leading roles. was
given. This bill is repeated today. TO
morrow, Thursday and Friday the first
local presentation will be made of the
much -heralded siX-reel feature, Home,
Sweet Home" An orchestral accom-
paniment is provided for each photo
play.
Evening star. [volume] (Washington, D.C.) 1854-1972, 1914-09-15
Wharf Repairs to Be Made.

\ pile driver belonging to the Clarke
& Winston Company was this morning
taken TO Deans boatyard at Alexan-
dria to drive a number OF piles and to
make some wharf repairs that will
take but a day or two to complete
Little or no wharf repair work is N
progress al this city or along the rive,
at this tiN
Evening star. [volume] (Washington, D.C.) 1854-1972, 1914-09-15
CITY ITEMS.
Pop.

Potatoes, ne PIX; IL Large Boxc.
Matches. 12c; Quart Jars. 43c dozen;
loaves Bread. 10c: Onions, Csc PIX; 3
rolls Toilet Paper, 10c: Smell Shout
ders, 15c Id; SOC Tea, 29c h.: Butter, 3Sc
Id. The j. Il. D. Pyles Stores.
Evening star. [volume] (Washington, D.C.) 1854-1972, 1914-09-15

Charged with libeling Mrs. FRANKIE
Harris Kane of lis H street northwest,
Sydney w. Langford, giving his occu-
patton as a proofreader and residing
at 722 Rock Creek Church road. was
arrested last night by Detectives Car
roll and Beckley. He was later re-
leased on $500 bonds.
Evening star. [volume] (Washington, D.C.) 1854-1972, 1914-09-15

Ready to Have the Carpets Cleaneds
Tel M. 2025 and HINKEL'S wagon will
call promptly. Finest work-lowest rates.
Evening star. [volume] (Washington, D.C.) 1854-1972, 1914-09-15

Drink Heurich's Beers and You Won't
miss your imported favorite Maerzen
Munich type and Senate Pilsner type)
are brews Of true Teuton excellence to
10 months old. . doz.. s1.75 Lager, 1.5O)
Bottle rebate, SOC. Tel. w. 1900 for case.
Evening star. [volume] (Washington, D.C.) 1854-1972, 1914-09-15
$40 speci.l Outing, Sept. 18th.

Asheville and other delightful places in
the Land of the Sky-the great Western
North Carolina Country. Leave Wash
ington 5:J5 pm, Southern Railway.
Phone n. 1212 and 13s.-Advertisement.
Evening star. [volume] (Washington, D.C.) 1854-1972, 1914-09-15
Porto Rican Bond Offer Withdrawn

The offering of sa,4Oo.00O Porto Rican
bonds, bids for which were to have
been opened today, has been withdrawn
by the War Department Any bids re-
ceived will be returned.
Evening star. [volume] (Washington, D.C.) 1854-1972, 1914-09-15
Gayety.

If anything, Joe Hurtig's "Bowery
Burlesquers," the attraction at the
Gayety Theater this week, improves
Evening star. [volume] (Washington, D.C.) 1854-1972, 1914-09-15

All Wanted Lumber at Eisinger's,
Bethesda branch. No need to haul from
town. Lowest prices. Office. 21O3 1th n.y.
Evening star. [volume] (Washington, D.C.) 1854-1972, 1914-09-15

Yes, We Clean Carpets, Rugs. Charge,
moderate. Phone Conger's, w. 6S5.
Evening star. [volume] (Washington, D.C.) 1854-1972, 1914-09-15

tionals' ball games were shown yes
terday. The bill Will be changed
Thursday.
Evening star. [volume] (Washington, D.C.) 1854-1972, 1914-09-15
Held on Libel Charge.

Phone Your Want Ad to The sfa..
Main c440.
Evening star. [volume] (Washington, D.C.) 1854-1972, 1914-09-15

Guide Homegrown Flowers
for weddings combine great beauty
with longevity. 1914 F.-Advertisement.
Evening star. [volume] (Washington, D.C.) 1854-1972, 1914-09-15

Money to loan at 5 and SO on real estate.
Frank T. Rawlings Co.. las N. z. ave-
Advertisement
Evening star. [volume] (Washington, D.C.) 1854-1972, 1914-09-15

I'll to Niagara Falls and Return, el1.
Leave Washington 7:45 am September
10. Baltimore and Ohio. Special train,
modern coaches and parlor cars-dining
cars from Philadelphia. Liberal stop
overs returning within Is days. Like
October Advertisement.
Evening star. [volume] (Washington, D.C.) 1854-1972, 1914-09-15

Motors and Lamps. Electric Fixtures
Electric Webster. TIT 9th st. NV.
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Nodaks-Eastman Goofs and OfherA
Columbia Photo. Sup. Co.. 1884 N. Y. we
Evening star. [volume] (Washington, D.C.) 1854-1972, 1914-09-15

Virginia Theater. That's all.
Evening star. [volume] (Washington, D.C.) 1854-1972, 1914-09-15

Drawing Books Schmidt. 1921 18th st.
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WelsbacA Lights and Nantes.
1904 G. C. a. Muddiman & Co. GIG II st.
Evening star. [volume] (Washington, D.C.) 1854-1972, 1914-09-15

Phone Your Want Ad TO The Star.
Main 2440.
Evening star. [volume] (Washington, D.C.) 1854-1972, 1914-09-15

Give Your Family Schneider's .sMalt7
BREAD THREE TINES y DAY
and there always will be health and
contentment in your home. MALT
BREAD is so savory and appetizing that
every one delights in it. and the superior
nourishing properties it embodies mean
benefit for all. Your grocer can supply
YOU. &c loaf. Look for the Schneider
label when ordering and get the best:
Evening star. [volume] (Washington, D.C.) 1854-1972, 1914-09-15
LOCAL MENTION.
ADJUSTMENTS TONIGHT

Mathematician Bunny. in Bunny In
Funnyland." S:15 pm.
Keith's-High-class vaudeville, s:15 pm.
Polrs-Poli Players. in 1.-The Rose OF
the Rancho" S:15 pm.
Columbia-Annette Kellermann. The
Diving Venus" (moton pictures), SO
pm.
Belasco-"Damaged Goods" emotion pic
tures), $50 pm.
Gayety-Joe Hartigs Bowery Burles-
quers, Sis pm.
Cosmos-Vaudeville. 1 pm. to 1910
pm.
Casino-vaudeville and motion pictures.
100, 3:15, Z and 8 pm.
Ceredo advance. [volume] (Ceredo, W. Va.) 1885-1939, 1914-04-01
Diaries Free.

We have a limited number of
beautiful 1914 pocket diaries and
will give one to all BeT Subscribers
to this paper, or old Subscribers
paying up arrearages, or to all who
purchase any kind of goods from
the Advance stationery store. Be-
sides containing space for notation
OF items of interest for every day in
the year the books contain business
laws, parcel post information, the
popular vote cast for Wilson,
Roosevelt and Taft at the last cleo
zion by states, population of each
state In 1890, 1900 and 1910, popu-
latlon of the largest cities In each
state in 1910, names of each presi-
dent of the United States, date Of
birth and death, calendar for 1914
and 1915 and much other useful in-
formation. The book is we'll worth
25 cents. Out of town subscribers
will please remit two cents extra for
postage. DO not forget to ask for
book when paying your subscrip-
ton or purchasing any amount Of
goods. If.
Ceredo advance. [volume] (Ceredo, W. Va.) 1885-1939, 1914-04-01
East Lynn, w. va.

Farming yes, lots of il. The
merchants are doing considerable
business with the farmers in the
hardware line.
The ten-year old boy Of Liss Cur.
Mute died yesterday morning. 1t IL
said the cause was typhoid fever.
Mrs. Tommy Parsons is in a very
serious condition az this writing.
Jesse Clark has a very bad case
Of humps.
Jesse Blair is able TO walk around
some now, and the other boys, who
we're hurt III the same accident, are
both improving; but IL is feared that
Ceredo advance. [volume] (Ceredo, W. Va.) 1885-1939, 1914-04-01
Dunleith, w. Va.

People are still asking me when
spring will start In earnest. Pll
have 10 pass. Honest, | wouldn't
make spring prediction for a dol
lar, as | have said before no more
long range predictions for me. If
you want to know just ak Uncl
Joe Patterson.
Mr.. and Mrs. S. S. Plymale and
daughter, Mildred, Mr.. and Mrs. p
I'll. Brumtield, Fred Carey, Miss
Erma Plymale and Rev. Bud Smith
we're the pleasant guests of Mr.. and
Mrs. Guy Plymale Sunday.
Mrs. Ernest Hawk is visiting her
parents, Mr.. and Mrs. j. Nj. Ply
male.
Fred Carey's smiling face is seen
at Dunleith every Sunday regardless
of the cold weather and mud.
Mrs. r. V. Stewart and family OF
Portsmouth, Ohio, are visiting Mrs.
SIS parents, Mr.. and Mrs. }. r. Nal
colin, at this place.
Ruby D., daughter Of Mr.. ana
Mrs. j. ii. Ward, who has been at
tending school at Portsmouth, Ohio.
has returned home to spend her va
cation.
Sidney Plymale has returned from
Muncie, Ind, where he has been
employed.
Boyd Wooted has returned to
Charleston, after few days visit
with his grandfather, Deck Ward.
Bird Fuller of Ohio visited rela-
tives in this community recently.
Miss Josephine Malcolm has re-
turned home after two-weeks' visit
with relatives at Portsmouth, Ohio.
Mrs. l.. f. Plymale and family
of Portsmouth, Ohio, are visiting
relatives at this place.
DIED.
Paul Vincent, the little two.months
old son of Mr.. and Mrs. 5. 5. Ply>
male, of Dunleith died at the home
of his parents, March, ~, of pneu
mouia. Funeral services were con
Quoted by the Reverend Bud Smith.
The body was buried in the family
cemetery. We extend our sincere
sympathy to the bereaved parents.
Tine Misses Myrtle and Verne
Carey of Bobs branch attended Sun.
day school at the Union church at
this place Sunday.
Gordon Rowe is home on visit.
Clinton Skean and Lindsay Ply
male started 70 Charleston yesterday
to work on the telephone line.
Marie Roberts of Haynie branch
attended services at the Union
church Sunday.
March %. IsHGA Bubble.
Ceredo advance. [volume] (Ceredo, W. Va.) 1885-1939, 1914-04-01
Kellogg, W. Va.

Mrs. Polly Vinson of Westmore-
land gave a party last Thursday
night IN honor of the Christian
Endeavor society of the Westmore-
land Christian church. The fol.
lowing members were present:
Misses May Waugh. Elizabeth and
Ruby Carver, Lucy, Rachel and
Cuzzie Wilson, Ida aud Mary Fritz
Minnie Mays, Title Ward, Anna,
Jones, Laura Sidebotham, DAISY
Peters and Martha Schulz Mrs.
Fred Fritz, Mr.. and Mrs. Edgar
Terrill, Mr.. and Mrs. J. Miller
Jackson, Messrs Cecil Carver,
JOIN Jackson, Dolphia Jat kson,
Corbett Prichard, Klien Mays and
John Wilson.
Luncheon was served at 10
o'clock and all departed reporting
a most enjoyable time.
NJ. Waugh, who has been num-
bered among the sick, is able to
return to his work at Chillicothe,
Ohio.
Mrs. T. T Carver and daughter,
Elizabeth, were Huntington shoI-
pers one day last week.
Miss Nora Runyon Of West
Huntington was the guest OF rela.
tives at this place Saturday and
Sunday.
Mrs. Harvey Ferguson Of Ports
mouth, Ohio, visited Mr.. FPS par
outs, Mr.. and Mrs. Albert Ferguson,
Saturday and Sunday.
Miss Clara Runyon attended the
funeral of Miss Edna Coates near
Catlettsburg last Wednesday.
Thomas Hutchinson haze moved
from the cottage near Camden
Park to the farm of Mr.. Fritz near
the Wayne line.
Mrs. Elmer Smeltzer of West
Huntington called on friends at
this place one day last week.
Mrs. James A. Runyon visited
relatives on Chadwick creek, Ky,
one day last week.
Edgar TerriIl has moved from
West Huntipgton into Grover
Bowe's property at this place.
Grover Lyons will move into
his new residence the latter part
of this week.
Mar. 81. A GIRL.
Ceredo advance. [volume] (Ceredo, W. Va.) 1885-1939, 1914-04-01
Queens Ridge, w. Va.

We have had a great deal of snow
here for the past tew days
Mr.. Hager, the tie man, Is on
Kiah's creek waiting for the water
to take his ties TO market
w. NJ Bruce made business
trip to Atenville Tuesday.
Mont Maynard passed through
here Sunday en- route TO Buffalo,
Logan Co, where he is going to
work.
Checker and Frank Queen were
Dunlow visitors the first of the
week.
James w. Workman was seen in
our vicinity recently.
Cecil Mans, the rural mail carrier
was circulating among his many
friends at Queens Ridge Sunday.
Henry sharp goes TO Twelve Pole
quite often. Get your bells ready.
Elisha Meade called on Miss Ellie
Tomblln Sunday.
The poodle dog we spoke of in
last weeks issue of this paper, is
dead Its loss is greatly mourncd.
Mrs. rillman Maynard has re-
turned from Louisa, Ky, where she
has been for some time.
Mrs. j. w. Queen Is on the sick
list tins week.
Brother Joe Marcum promised to
preach for Us last Sunday, but could
not be here on account of the bad
weather. Bro. J. b. Rigsby consent
ed To preach for us, and his talk
was followed by one from Brother
Harris Tomblln, which was listened
TO with great interest.
Mar. q. CRICKET.
Ceredo advance. [volume] (Ceredo, W. Va.) 1885-1939, 1914-04-01
First Uniform Examination

The first Uniform Examination of
the year will be held on Thursday
and Friday April end and 3rd, at
Fort Gay, Ceredo, and Wayne.
Applicants will please be present
for enrolment on day before examl-
nation begins at o'clock p. m. Per-
sons from other states must be iden-
titled and furnish recommendation
of character, etc. Persons wishing to
take the examination on Agriculture
please be present at l o'clock .. m.
Thursday.
Examinations will begin promptly
at o'clock eastern time in the morn
ing. Applicants will please notify
boarding houses to this effect. We
have a supply of Hand Books and
will furnish them to applicants upon
request. Fees for entering this ex-
animation are 81 so. Please bring
exact change. For further informa-
ton write me.
Respectfully yours,
0. j. RIFE, Supt. Of Schools.
1sMar
Ceredo advance. [volume] (Ceredo, W. Va.) 1885-1939, 1914-04-01
Beware OF OIntments for Gdtdrrh
that Contain M6rCeru.

as mercury Will surely destroy the sense of
smell and completely derange the whole
system when entering IL through the niue
cous surfaces. Such articles should never b.
used except on prescriptions from reputa bl G
physicians, as the damage they will do is
rive from them. Halls Catarrh Cure, man
featured by +. J. Cheney & Co, Toledo, o.
contains no mercury, aud is taken internal
ly, acting directly upon the blood and mu
cous surfaces CT che system. In buying
Halls Catarrh Cure be sure you get the gen
uine. 1t is taken internally and made in
Toledo, Ohio, by +. j. Cheney & Co. Test.
mouIals Tree.
Sold by druggists. Price 75c per bottle
Take Halls Family Pills for constipation
ADVERTISEMENT
Ceredo advance. [volume] (Ceredo, W. Va.) 1885-1939, 1914-04-01

Lawrence Russell has lost HE eve
sight. 1t Is not definitely known,
however.
Thena Cole, who has been sick a
little over week, is improving aud
may be out In few days.
w. III. Cole of Logan was visitin q
his brother, Sterling, Saturday and
Sunday.
March 81. A READER.
Ceredo advance. [volume] (Ceredo, W. Va.) 1885-1939, 1914-04-01
Announcements.
FOR CONGRESS-.

To the Voters of the Fifth COMPRESSION
al District:
1 hereby announce myself as candi-
date for the nomination TO Congress in
the fifth Congressional district, subject
to the Republican primary or conven-
tions which will be called at an early
date by the congressional committee
L will attempt TO see as many of the
voters of the district as possible before
the primary or conventions; but in the
event that lam unable TO see you, l want
TO solicit y our support.
Primarily, believe in the right of the
people to name without committee dom
ination their candidates for public office,
TO write their platforms. and 1 believe
after man is elected to Office he should
heed the voice of the people. and express
thatbelief III his vote on public questions
EDWARD COOPER.
Ceredo advance. [volume] (Ceredo, W. Va.) 1885-1939, 1914-04-01
ONCE TO LIVE
A Soliloquy by Mrs. NJ. B.
jackson.

Very few people are living the
life they aspire to, but are merely
trudging along at some weary toll
in the hopes of an af,erwhile. So
we plod o. YEARLY year after year
chasing a phantom; an elusive
something just ahead. We grow
old and haggard and burn out the
fire youth and the ability TO enjoy
what Is already in our possession
by waiting for some far off goal.
QUIT IT!
Take hold on life today! Seek
to acquire the art of enjoying the
present moment In all its fullness.
Let the future look out for itself
do not wait for tomorrow, it never
comes. Live today. Drink deep
of the simple pleasures of life as
IL finds us. Do not pinch end
strive and plan for that distant
day when the family have all been
educated and the toll is over.
Something else will happen then
to mar the plan. Live once,-
live today!
Ceredo advance. [volume] (Ceredo, W. Va.) 1885-1939, 1914-04-01

The Democratic papers of the
state are doing everything in their
power to keep the Republican and
Progressive parties from amalga.
mating. We do not blame the
Democrats. If the Republican and
Progressive parties each have tull
tickets in the field the Democrats
will have fair sailing in the state ;
otherwise they will be "snowed I'm
der" as usual.
Ceredo advance. [volume] (Ceredo, W. Va.) 1885-1939, 1914-04-01
Cough Medicine for Children.

Too much care cannot be used in select
ing cough medicine for children. 1t
should be pleasant to take, contain no
harmful substance and be most effect
ual. Chamberlain's Cough Remedy
meets these requirements and is favor
lite with the mothers of young children
everywhere. For sale by all dealers. adv.
Ceredo advance. [volume] (Ceredo, W. Va.) 1885-1939, 1914-04-01

How are you keeping those reso-
lutions made few months ago? II
you haye tipped up on some Of
them recover your footing.
Ceredo advance. [volume] (Ceredo, W. Va.) 1885-1939, 1914-04-01
Why Take
Chances?

The following combination
OF papers will give you Just
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home reading and you don't
have to run the chance Of
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NOTICE THE SPECIAL
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Ceredo, w. Va.
Ceredo advance. [volume] (Ceredo, W. Va.) 1885-1939, 1914-04-01

WHILE the hesitant, doubtful
man remains stationary and as
complisbes nothing the man of
pluck and confidence goes ahead
and builds skyscraper.
Ceredo advance. [volume] (Ceredo, W. Va.) 1885-1939, 1914-04-01
For Sale.

A nicely located lot situate on
corner OF Poplar and Thirteenth
streets, Kenova, AT A BARGAIN.
Call on the proprietor of this paper
for particulars. If.
Ceredo advance. [volume] (Ceredo, W. Va.) 1885-1939, 1914-04-01

AN exchange says: "Dou't Chu
Know boys hands and girls ell
bows always look like they need
washing2"
Ceredo advance. [volume] (Ceredo, W. Va.) 1885-1939, 1914-04-01

NEVER do a right thing in q
wrong spirit because it always
does the right an injury and often
causes it to fail of its purpose.
Ceredo advance. [volume] (Ceredo, W. Va.) 1885-1939, 1914-04-01

A l2-Y EAR-OLD New York lad
wants to leave his mother because
she plays whist. If he saw her
trump her partners ace the prayer
should he granted.
Ceredo advance. [volume] (Ceredo, W. Va.) 1885-1939, 1914-04-01

The California army of illustrious
idlers has been ordered TO disband
That means a resumption of the old
brake beams aud visit to our back
yards.
Ceredo advance. [volume] (Ceredo, W. Va.) 1885-1939, 1914-04-01

THERE are good many people
who think that since Grape Juice
diplomacy has failed to bring about
peace in Mexico, it is time to try
grape shot.
Ceredo advance. [volume] (Ceredo, W. Va.) 1885-1939, 1914-04-01

PARIS calls her new dance the
every mustard" We suppose it
contains a lot of what the baseball
writers call "pep."
Ceredo advance. [volume] (Ceredo, W. Va.) 1885-1939, 1914-04-01
FOR COUNTY CLERK.

We are authorized TO announce SAM
CRUM as candidate for the nomination
for Clerk of the County Court subject
to the Democratic Primary election.
Ceredo advance. [volume] (Ceredo, W. Va.) 1885-1939, 1914-04-01

A CORRESPONDENT wants TO know
how TO get rid Of undesirable neigh
bors. Ever try playing flute, or
buy a graphophone.
Ceredo advance. [volume] (Ceredo, W. Va.) 1885-1939, 1914-04-01

WHEN men prosper they gener-
ally give themselves the credit,
but when they fail to win it is
their custom to put the blame ON
Providence.
Ceredo advance. [volume] (Ceredo, W. Va.) 1885-1939, 1914-04-01

THE Fairmont West Virginian
has been making brave fight for
the people Of the town where it If
published, against a water compa-
ny that charges exhorbitant rates.
Ceredo advance. [volume] (Ceredo, W. Va.) 1885-1939, 1914-04-01

"AMALGAMATIoN" seems to have
struck in on Bro. Lavelle of the
Kingwood West Virginia Argus
He will recover but will be deeply
marked. -Parkersburg State Journ.
al.
Poor fellow! We have been
thinking for some time that he was
afflicted with something, but we did
not know its name.
Ceredo advance. [volume] (Ceredo, W. Va.) 1885-1939, 1914-04-01

THE greatest thing that one can
dc is to do his best at all times
and under all circumstances.
Ceredo advance. [volume] (Ceredo, W. Va.) 1885-1939, 1914-04-01
FOR CIRCUIT CLERK.

We are authorized 70 announce f.
w. TERRILL as a candidate for the NOM
ination for Clerk of the Circuit Court of
Wayne county, subject to the action of
the Democratic party.
Ceredo advance. [volume] (Ceredo, W. Va.) 1885-1939, 1914-04-01

IT would serve Great Britain right
IT we would butt in with some sug.
gestion for handling home rule af
fairs.
Ceredo advance. [volume] (Ceredo, W. Va.) 1885-1939, 1914-04-01

We are authorized TO announce o. j.
RIFE as "A candidate for the nomination
for Superintendent of Free Schools, sub
ject to the action of the Democratic
party.
Ceredo advance. [volume] (Ceredo, W. Va.) 1885-1939, 1914-04-01

MILBURN, New Jersey, reports
that the town hasn't had a marriage
for six months. What's the matter.
eugenics or bashfulness?
Ceredo advance. [volume] (Ceredo, W. Va.) 1885-1939, 1914-04-01

KING GEORGE may be a good
sport, but he's not anybody's pretty
boy.
Ceredo advance. [volume] (Ceredo, W. Va.) 1885-1939, 1914-04-01

Do you like nice stationery We
have received supply Of beautilur
cards AID envelopes to match 81
of each IN box. Price per box,
30 cents. Call and sec the good
at the ADVANCE office, CereJo. u.
Ceredo advance. [volume] (Ceredo, W. Va.) 1885-1939, 1914-04-01

"SPRING weather this week" Yes.
Weather Bureaus likely to spring
any kind of weather on us.
Ceredo advance. [volume] (Ceredo, W. Va.) 1885-1939, 1914-04-01

HoUsToN, Texas, is getting mixed
on the Menu. They have pork
sausages and strawberries at the
same time.
Ceredo advance. [volume] (Ceredo, W. Va.) 1885-1939, 1914-04-01

You can get anything you want
from the old farm now by parcel
post.
Ceredo advance. [volume] (Ceredo, W. Va.) 1885-1939, 1914-04-01

WHEN President cuts down his
message to 42O words he must be
terribly, yes terribly, in earnest.
Ceredo advance. [volume] (Ceredo, W. Va.) 1885-1939, 1914-04-01

BRING on the Lincoln highway,
and bring it by here.
Ceredo advance. [volume] (Ceredo, W. Va.) 1885-1939, 1914-04-01

The woman who says she was
Rockefeller first sweetbeart should
be reminded that it is the last one
that counts.
Ceredo advance. [volume] (Ceredo, W. Va.) 1885-1939, 1914-04-01

The st. Louis Globe Democrat
says a mince pie should be an inch
thick; yet some folks think an edi-
tor ~ never satisfied.
Ceredo advance. [volume] (Ceredo, W. Va.) 1885-1939, 1914-04-01

PERU Is trying TO decide whether
IT Will choose President by means
OF an election or by some less san
Ceredo advance. [volume] (Ceredo, W. Va.) 1885-1939, 1914-04-01

"To Bring Up Mexico" 1t does
not seem as if it ever had much
bringing up.