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Der Deutsche correspondent. [volume] (Baltimore, Md.) 1841-1918, 1914-11-08
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Der Deutsche correspondent. [volume] (Baltimore, Md.) 1841-1918, 1914-11-08


Sir Niorplano lmo 0eil Ciitritt
Columbia bente flor mo iiiolihe
g9inOc.
Die bodiic Sentperatir mar 81
@roo nm llbr 93admittags lmo Oic
nie0rigite 81 SraO INN 6 ll6r DIOR
gene.
SSu oen anocren @ettcr 9eobad-
hmas sStationcn oco SonocS wirocn
Die iulgeuOeu nicorigitcu Scnlperatu
rem uer5eihnctt
9lilouiic.Gip 36. 9ismard 2S,
Bolton 36. 9}uifolo 3s, Gborleiton
5l, Chicago a. Glcuclouo 36, 9cn
Der "a, Cciroit 3S, Tulut6 30, Goit-
port 30. NalUciton 20. crcen 9ao
36, Sottcros 50. Soprc rs, Seleua
36, Sadionpiae 90. aouioS.Gitp "a,
Gnorpillc Al, youisuiue go, Mar
qucttc 80. Nicnpbis go. Nlontgomer0
so, Niontreal 36. ytautudet 40, ytew-
Orleans 6l. Iep.Yorf 40. Sfla6oma
"a, %bilaoelpbio ~ 'Gittsburgb 3S,
@ortlono. Dic., 81 @ortlouo. 0rey
as Quebec 26. Rolcia6 "A. Salt
Sdtc Gitu 40, San 6rouci0ro "a, e.
gouis go. Scranton 36, Shreveport
56, Spotone 80. SUrocuic 36, Gam.
pa GI. Mnihinaton 30. MImIipea 30.
Der Deutsche correspondent. [volume] (Baltimore, Md.) 1841-1918, 1914-11-08
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u@ronlaH0" geuoms
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g8oi6iugton. Z. 9fop. Ger
aneritoniidc Gampicr ,,&ronlono"
lit IN Gibraltar bon oen britiihen
GiIi3ieren ireiaege6eu uorOen uuO
miro nod beitc peitcriobren, noh-
oem ooS Sllgiier uno ser @unInli aus
ser 9oouug acuonlnen mo elmer
GntiheiMua oes @riienaeridtS ii6er.
ipieicu mar Sn sen 0epeiheu miro
nidt eeneloct o6 ooS Gel am 9oro
cbcniaaS gcnommen wurOe. Ger
Gampier id6rt pad9leopeI imO Damn
nadl GriedenIonO.
Gas Eoriicr gtben0-
9ullctin
@oriS, z. globenlbcr. DoS
iron3oiiihc ofii5icIIc Bulletin ooS
bente 9lbcu0 erloiien miiroc, bot iol
acn0cu @orilout:
oNeutc eritredte iib sic 9lftipitdt
0er Geiitiden ouf Die gan5e Sront;
rod ole ibre gtneriiie piroen 5u.
riidaeiAIaecn, bcionoers oic. ueldc
oi GombriiL glouIetie uu0 ga
GucsHoien Sontcrrc gerihtet po
rem.
9ir BADEN in ser @ceen BON
ebieprol, noroIih bon hilbert meb
rre Soiigrdben Genonncu; pir ba
bCu imicrc &erihou3uugen norO0itIid
ben @oillu 5uriiderobert mo oos
gorf Ct Hcmi oii 0en @obcu Der
9Raos inn 5tlrmouGriii 6eictt
&ronprin3 BON 5odien
permun0et.
2onoom z. gfoDem6er -0ron.
prins Georg BON Sodieu bot in oen
admpicn IN 5routreidl cine Gerpun.
ouug aH 9ch crboIten mcldle cs no
iDig uobtc ooB er nod Dem f6nig
idcn SdIolie in Dresden iiberfiIbrt
imroe. 100 CT angcblih 6elte cintrai.
Iies 6cingt cine Qcpcide pom %aoo
on olc vGrhongc Sclcgrupb OolI'
ponD.
taroupriu8 @corg bon Sahlcn 1T
. / Sabre alt er itebt oIs Sicuteuant
III; 4 @croc @ruiaoicrsHeaimcnt. Gr
mroe om 20. September 0lrb Scr
lcibuua oes ciicrncn arcil5cs olIogc.
3cidnct)
~S darn6orit~ uno v@nei
icnau" gcfopert?
gina @erL z yfopember
IS uerloutet bier ooB Elm jopauiides
( (Scitmoocr. OoS an DER @iilte pom
@eru treil5ic, dugeblid 0ie oeltiAcu
SsrcBer v5dlarnborit' uno o@neiic'
ual" aefapert babe.
Der Deutsche correspondent. [volume] (Baltimore, Md.) 1841-1918, 1914-11-08
Sraaiidler lInfall.

&cooing, @o. r. gaopembcr
9lopnono Neislcr, Der iieb5cbnidbrigc
Sobu BON Sonotban Neisler BON
Topton5 nobe bier erihoB gcitern
G6en0, p1breno er einen 9lepolDer
reiniaie, 6ufGIliaerueiie leinc Wlut
ter Die NnocI trof oic Srou miitcn
ip'S Ncr5.
Der Deutsche correspondent. [volume] (Baltimore, Md.) 1841-1918, 1914-11-08
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Der Deutsche correspondent. [volume] (Baltimore, Md.) 1841-1918, 1914-11-08


Gas 9ruchbouo @eihdit ocS &eurn
Mcrac6cm. 525 9loro-Gutaw SIR
iitmit Den Ieueiten belien 9Ipparaten
liir 9cbonollma pon Nriiden ansge-
ltattct iuno bat ganj beoeutcnOc Gr-
folae oii5nmciicu. pelhc iopobl iiIr
ole 9dnocr iuie and fiir ole Sdbia
felt Ger SodperitdnOigen in oieienl
@eihait ocn beiiei 9cmeiS licierl.
3dblrcidc Sbrcibcn Don Ecrionei,
mclde ibrcn 0nnf un0 3uirieOenbcit
nlsOriiden. lieacu iieis sir 9lniiht
oiien 9ei alien S0ncu miro ioior.
tiac Sinocruig er5ielt mo bel neiien
oft ulm0erborc 9ieiuItotc in aou5.
fur5er 3eit Gs leot ms eben ein
Shreibcn nor pon eiuem dlteren
4errt iUeIHer bier Sabre an eincu
@rudl litt nn0 uod iiinimonotliden
trqacn OicieS @onoc5 lid iel6er fir
dcbeilt cril1rt (glns.)
(9louS)
Der Deutsche correspondent. [volume] (Baltimore, Md.) 1841-1918, 1914-11-08

GpnDpN, JluDember. ln'
atnielre osr arupp'idIeu @erie iiuo
elmer 1epeidlc ans aiutteronm ain bic
Ngaanae SeIearop6 Gu." 3uioIae
oamit beihditiaf, ia CheHOe cine Pin.
lo6i DER idnucriieu Oentidleu WeidiIee
lante Sertba 81 montireu 1ie
3are oer (sefdliibc iiuo anf bic zec
5u aeridjte.
i9'il0 v @eroeifactnngenge get
onlMcn
ou0oM 4 giopemuer Sll
eineA oiii5icIvu Ncridt ser tt @iau
ousql8ebcA mlroc lnlo iiber 2lniler
bonn 9ierbcr aclonaie, DeiBt es uSlt
lioihcu aricasibeatcr niad)tcu Die
AN8riiie am Il glopembcr aeaen oen
NetHo oer iid im Gonpiauc Iiiiriiic
ln0 uoNM uoH 5babotS Diutcr Eta
dcloro1i usrlhal5i hattie, lon8iamc
Nouidriite Die itrategiil1 Dcoeuten
0en N65en BON Diiiar mlrocn gcnoH
mci aao 200 ccianaeue 9eundt
sgrbuuow uit oieicn lpcratioucn
baoeu mir geliern eincu 9Ingriii ouf
Ste tellWa naHe Nronpom (G2Nlci
lea iNomctid poa Nclgrao) Gemaht
ic 9iu5cl9aItM t6nHcn Hod uid't
cr0iieHiIidli peroai f5citcrii wir
DUi rroilsbc &eridon5in8cn erltitrwt
mo $4,000 tSelaiaene gcuodt io
pie bier Aououcil ua0 lcds Nlalhis
ileaaepcDre crpcuict
diilDeruna cillee 0itcrs
reidli i9cu0ricgscor
rcfppn0cntcl
sertin Y 9lopcnbcr Icr
&tIeae GorrcIpoi0cut OCT v9ieuer
Ncuc 6reic 9'reiie iucldlcr Die ga
ag auf oem 5itlidai 0rcgsidolpIoec
MianaicniaBt gicbi oic critic oni pic
IN sgiie cradHlidc 5hilocuna ocs
sptHAriitcS vi Ruiiiih Rolclh
Der Deutsche correspondent. [volume] (Baltimore, Md.) 1841-1918, 1914-11-08
9SierOe fiir sSrontrcidj.

GoIlos. EeroS, r, Nlopcnbcr.
gSie ociicrn bier bctannt puroc, bat
Die fron5oiii@c 9lceierine nit elmer
bieiigen 6irma eineu Gontrott fir
Sieierun9 bon 10000 Rieroen obac
idiloiicn Qic Goniroftiunmc Ian
ict oui ST 100000.
Der Deutsche correspondent. [volume] (Baltimore, Md.) 1841-1918, 1914-11-08
Qaolridns Uon 1lammen serif1rl

SaBerl1ne Oon Blnnlilen 5erltDrf.
Gin groBcs 2oserbous in Der 9ld
be ocr Siuteu. 6obrit pou @ictor
9Iloeoe al Der Goton 9Ipenuc. iunpeit
Ger @eleiie Ser Philadelphia, @aib
inetou in0 Baltimore Giicnbobn" 1T
0eiteru 9locbmittoe seeen llbr oird
0lommen 5erItort poroen. auabcn,
welde in einen in ser gldbe befinos
Iiden @ebiiid cin 6euer mohten iol.
len Ocn 9rono oculrioht ba6cn.
9barleS @umpbrcD, Gin &ororbeiter,
cntoedtc Die 6Iaumcu. Gbe Die 6cu'
ermcbr cinirai boiten oieiclbcn 10 an
@usoebnng 8HpOnncu oaB an cine
Rcthmg oes CSebduoeS nibt ncbr 5u
ncnteI mar
Der Deutsche correspondent. [volume] (Baltimore, Md.) 1841-1918, 1914-11-08
Baltimore Sapern.Serein
9luitern.9l0iten,

SOnutaa, Den s. GoDember 1914.
@bite 6an, Sanfitry uabe SruoOluaD
(glop2.l.Sl
Der Deutsche correspondent. [volume] (Baltimore, Md.) 1841-1918, 1914-11-08
1reI anae6Iidle gINio6Ie6e uerlaiIeI

Bier jlluge 0l0uhcr oic So6ne
wo5lboben0er Glteru BADEN lid NOR
geu tpcqcn Ser 9hnibuloieung angeb.
lib cine 9lei6e bon gIiftomobileu &c.
iio6len 81 bo6en, in Der 0iolauo %arf
@oli5eiitation 3it perouiuortcn 1rei
Der glngcihuloiatcu 2ouiS &c e'oe1
bon 01r. 2i4O, 9mocu 9loe. sSaneS
9 8iugroic bon 9lr. 1919. Gallon.
g(ucnue. mo 0lorton 6. @olanOcr
BON 0en Nlontercp Apartments, pur.
ocit aciierlt BON Ser @olBci oes noro.
lihen Iiitriftes perbaitet mdbrcio
lid Ser auscblidc 9Iniii6rer Ser iuns
aen 9eltc. Charles SbonIpion bon
Or, 22O5. Gitou EIocc, 5ur Belt IN
Sale, Nloo ouibalt o6er morgcn
cbcuiaaS 5unl&cr6or erideinen miro.
Gie in Sraac itcbenocn 9Iutonobile
puroen aeluo6nlidl i'm Aolauo Bart
neiiobIeu imo pnr0cn ipdicr IN Der
ytd6c BON Soucl luicocr ouiaclinls
6cu Bier ghltonlobiIe iino ieood lot
ivcit nod uidlt ruieoererIunat poroen.
Der Deutsche correspondent. [volume] (Baltimore, Md.) 1841-1918, 1914-11-08
3wSlftc @aoiide &irdiueil.
o@aoiider 1raueu.@erein4,
SruAinw6alr, 20O0 SreOerid. glUe.
Wlontne, 8, gPoD SidetS 10 Sis.
Etahl Sabrrn0.

SotcIIo Ai00 % Sabre alt pnrOc
acitcrn III Der nor0pcitlidleu goli5ci
isoiion Don oent @oli5eiribter Dic
Sonl imter ocr 9lniduloiaula on.
acblih elm 8abrroo bon s. S. 9ogon,
ion gr. 2740, &euniblUouin 9lpcmlc,
aeitobIci 5ii bo6en oen 0jroB9cidlwos
rcucu ii6erantportet 9lnAocm Ser
Dicbitobl enioedt pur0e. crbielt oie
q,oIi3ci cine qenane 9eihreibuna 0eS
SoGrrooes. Sergeant Sobn 9obiI
ion lab aioo al Scr Ode bon @emt
iploonio 9lpeime mo Dolphin Ctr,
nit oem 9iooe lmo perboitete ibn.
,Sm u,YIoreiton.Gh64 miro ont
Ticniiog 9l6en0 Sr, Norrp SotoloDe
Gin GioIiitAccitoI ecbcn. Nr. so
noro 6 9boidcr boi Die aIobierbc.
0leitlng ilbcrnolnnen.
SRI @lorgorei Dic@org bon BAL
iiiuorc III OTIS AronIeupiIegerin nod
AiciD 9luBlono 9cianot moroen.
Der Deutsche correspondent. [volume] (Baltimore, Md.) 1841-1918, 1914-11-08
priitun9
erh0ht ihren
@teDer1&uB um
$259,2O2
2Seridjt ii6er ole ssiOefitp anO
0epOIit GOutpanp Of
2HdrpranO.

Sine &riiiiiug Onrdj Die yleu.2urfer
MnO NiaruIanO 9epartemeutS
5eist cine erBO6te finan5ielle
Stdrfe, cOnieruatiue 9IRetnran5
nnO Sei6e6altnna li6eraler 9ie-
ierueu. Weididlte Der GOm-
paanie ieit i6rer CrsuniiatiOn.-
lluparteiiidJe SeGanOluug Der 9le.
tlamnuten uou Oeu @ramiuatoren
beitatisi
Der Deutsche correspondent. [volume] (Baltimore, Md.) 1841-1918, 1914-11-08

lleberi6ub am 81.
NrtpuIhcr of q

leberi6ub am 81
Sc5ember 1913
Don Der 0onpnp
iic an ibrc gllio
mare bcri6irt 50 Gi7 2235o
&on Der 0ompdQnle
qcihuilcnc Spc
5o @cruii Re
lCrpc (lbpci 9c.
irna BON ocii 9rn.
niuaiorcn bepil
lpt) mo non
0raminaiorcn du
leberltuB Qebucht 20062S.6i
- o.s56s5Ti3
sine 3linnDinc iibcr nen am 81
Se3enbcr 1918 Den gliiion0rcn
berinicicn ecitaa bon .s. Siif.57sAl
(eln5eac)
Der Deutsche correspondent. [volume] (Baltimore, Md.) 1841-1918, 1914-11-08
9Irbeiter ,Sranen. Nuno,
S6eaters9l6e
Giterbeiil' S.Nnllc,

Vlontag Oen Q. yluucmber.
.9loO2 81
The Washington herald., 1914-06-23

actual measurement n As miles Here Is
great chance for the Society for the
Prevention of Cruelty TO Animals.
A boundary of this companys district
would run from the river west on East
Capitol to the Capitol. north TO NJ street.
east to Gallaudet College. north 10 Ivy
City. east to Bladensburg road, north to
the Reform School and then east again
10 the river, not TO mention the section
across the river.
I would like TO ask those who have
the placing Of this new apparatus
whether the man who owns his 500
home in the outlying districts is not
entitled to the same fire protection as
the hundred-thousand-doll merchant in
the downtown district? Which can
stand the loss better. the poor man,
made still poorer, or the rich man. tenn
porarily embarrassed. until an adjust
ment of his insurance?
II it is an admitted fact that after
arriving upon the scene Of a fre the
motor apparatus has no advantage over
any other how mu~h time, for instance
does No. Is Engine Company save in
responding TO alarms at some point in
the business section between Fifteenth
and Seventh streets and Pennsylvania
avenue and New York avenue?
Going TO a fire on motor apparatus
does not enable the men to do any
more efficient work than those who are
taken there by horses. and it is pretty
hard to figure out where, on short runs
in the downtown district. the matter OF
few seconds in arrival at some build
ing which must adhere TO all fire regI-
latiOns. and is supposedly fre-proOf.
would matter.
II motor apparatus is being installed
to promote the efficiency of the depart
ment, then why not place it where IL
will do the most good. For years the
need OF n truck company north Of East
Capitol and east OF Eighth streets has
been apparent.
For a still better efficiency in the
Washington Fire Department and q
guard against loss Of life and prop
erty in the northeast section Of the city.
let Us have fmotor apparatus in. Engine
Company No 10 and Truck Company
No. :. l. W. COLLINS.
The Washington herald., 1914-06-23
Habits Of the Polo Champions.

The English polo players who defeated the Ameri-
cans the other day, cigarette hends." They at
once celebrated their victory by taking something
cooling and then lighted their cigarettes Thus does
the humdrum march of events upset theoretical re-
form.
Edison and the doctors and all the reformers have
been preaching against the cigarette and warning the
young men of America against the poisonous coffin
NAIL and far be it from to discourage the propa-
ganda. But the English polo team not only smoked,
but took cooling draught to celebrate the victory.
Ii may be that they did smoke before they went
into the game, but postponed their poison until after
the contest, and then were willing to die as heroes
before the halo OF victory had become dimmed by
time. Or it may be true the reports of-the game
tell u.s. that they OF an average age of forty
and had smoked cigarettes all their lives.
On the other hand, it may be that the wizard of
Menlo Park the doctors and the teformers are mis-
taken about the deadly effect of the cigarette on the
human system There are some millions of Ameri-
who still smoke cigarettes, cigars, and pipes in
spite of the sensational warnings of those who want
begin the millennium at once This discussion of
poison in tobacco and drink is becoming SO general
that are in danger of revivng the old invitation
name your poison"
There is still virtue in the SAYING that fami-
arty breeds contempt and the reformers have given
tine people many warnings against poison that the
people have become Indifferent to them 1t appears
that nobody shocked or marveled when they saw
the English polo team take out their cigarette
and matches to celebrate the victory. Every other
man. English and American, and some of the ladies'
caught the infection, and the polo field was soon in
haze OF tobacco smoke 1t will evidently take some
time to reform the world by banshng the cigarette
The Washington herald., 1914-06-23
Sickly Sequel to a Crime.

When the four gunmen died in the electric chair
at Sing Sing for one of the most dastardly murders
in the history of modern civilization the healthy
minded public turned the page and tried to for
get the foulness of the whole story. But now comes
the widow of of the felons giving to the public
her story of slum life the East SideoNew York's
breeding place for crime and low vices that rival the
reputation of Port Said. OF course Mrs. Lefty
Louie" doesn't write the story. She couldn't and it
could to her to try, just it would
occur to people read it until the reel of it assails
their noses and then probably most of them turn
away But her story is being exploited and the attempt
being made transform her one-sylIable narrative
of slum responsiveness into appealing phrases So far
however il reveals element that lifts it above
the recitas of events in slum life to be heard at
any time in New Yorks night police courts. II gives
no promise OF even passing interest; there are no
vivid descriptions of desperate crimes TO excite or
daring exploits of representatives of the law to thrill
merely the dreary degrading details of the lowest
life in New Yorks lowest section monotonousiy
drawn out The picture is only nasty and repulsive
two qualities which will probably it from being
positively harmful to the few beyond the East Side
The Washington herald., 1914-06-23
ARMY ORDERS.

Leave on surgeons certificate of disa-
blllty from June - to and including July
u, 1914. is granted First Lieut. Clyde B.
Crusan. Twenty-fifth Infantry
The resignation OF Second Lieut.. Wynd-
ham NJ. Manning, Twenty-siXth Infantry.
has been accepted by the President 10
take effect June 30
The resignation Of Second Lieut. Will
lam II. Anderson, Thirtieth Infantry, ha :
been accepted by the President. to take
e1eCt June y.
The appointment OF Cadet Vicente Linn.
graduate of the United States Military
Academy, as second lieutenant Philip
pine Scouts, to date from June l.. 1874, IS
announced.
First Lieut.. Thomas r. Cathro, Ninth
Cavalry. is relieved from treatment at
the Letterman General Hospital. San
Francisco, Cal.
First Lieut.. Carl H. Miller. Eleventh
Cavalry. is relieved from duty AT the
Pennsyl 'ania Military College. Chester.
Pa, 10 take effect July 10. 1914.
The following officers are relieved from
duty at the United States Military ACad-
emy and will repair to this city and re-
port ON or about June ., to the Judge
Advocate General of the Army for duty
will return to West Point. n Y: First
Lieut.. Wiley F.. Dawson. Twentv-first In
fantry: Second Lieut.. Emile V. Cutrer,
Eleventh Infantry.
A hoard of officers to consist OF Mai.
Gen. Leonard Wood. L. $. y: Mai. Gen.
Brig; Gen, MOntComery NJ. Macomb.
I. $. A; Brig Gen. Robert X Evans,
I. S. A, and Brig. Gen. Hugh L. Scott.
General Stan, Is sppOinted to meet at the
War Deartmept, this city. at 10 o'clock
a. m, June "a for the purpose of select
prospective vacancies IN the General STAFF
Corps.
The Washington herald., 1914-06-23
A Danserou, Proposal.

even those of the Supreme Court. with which rests
the final Interpretation of the constitution, is an
extremely dangerous proposal. 1t is proposal TO
substitute the will which is often the whm, OF not
raity OF the people for the mature deliberate and
informed judgment of men not only learned IN the
law but. ex-President Taft says, as impartial and
independent as human contrivance make them,
able to distinguish the fundamental principles Of law
from the casual rule, made with responsibility for
consistency with past adjudieatons and with proper
regard for that uniformity in operation that should
characterize Just laws and their administration =
Philadelphia Press,
The Washington herald., 1914-06-23
NAVAL ORDERS.

Lieut., Commander b. T. Bulmer. to
Milwaukee.
Lieut.. Commander r. 7. Svarz, detach-
ed Albany: to home and walt orders
Lieut.. Commander w. n. Vernon, de
tached navy yard, Norfolk, Va; to COM
mand Peale
Lieut. X. Whiting. detached G-I TO
works Of Wright Company. Dayton, Ohio.
Lieut.. |. c. Shute, detached Connecti-
cut; to Salem.
Lieut.. @. T Hutchinr, detached COM
mand Beale: to offica Of Naval Intelli-
gence. Navy Department.
Ensign ". J. Carver. detached CuIgoa:
Ensign j. Ii. wsllbrook. to Culgoa.
Ensign V. n. Bieg, detached Delaware;
TO connection fitting OUT Nicholson and on
board when commissioned
Ensign R. H. Bennett, detached Salem;
to Connecticut.
H. c. Gates, jr. Charles F. Greene, o. Z.
Downes. s. H Greer w g. 3. Hatch,
J. NJ Hates. H. ". Pillsbury. and J. B.
Timberlake IT.. TO Asiatic station Via
army transport Of August > 1914
The Washington herald., 1914-06-23
1hcN All swim.

Secretary Bryan. in one Of his eloquent
chautauqua addresses. said Of drunken
ness:
"A frequent cause Of drunkenness Is
the desire To drown sorrow. No sorrow
can be drowned. though. in any such
way.
"Once in Paris found a promising
young friend seated on a cafe terrace
swallowing glass after glass of absinthe
hurriedly.
my boy cried, what on earth are
you doing?'
my Young friend made a gesture Of
despair, and. looking up at me with
bleared and sorrOwful eyes, he replied
Mr.. Bryan. am trying to drown a
care that has learned to swim New
York Tribune
The Washington herald., 1914-06-23
She answered, All Right.

Mr.. Brown had Just had a telephone
put In connecting his office and house,
and was very much pleased with IL.
II tell YOU. the telephone Is wonderful
thing. / want you to dine with me this
evening. and I will notify Mrs Brown to
expect YOU Speaking through the
phone-"My friend Smith will dine with
US this evening" Then to his friend,
Now listen and hear how plain her re-
ply comes back" Mrs. Browns reply
came back with startling distiqctness.
ASK your friend Smith If he thinks We
keep a hotel
The Washington herald., 1914-06-23

Dennis J. Cassin, seventy years old-inscribe his
n the roll of fame-has been engineer OF
York Central Railroad for fifty years and
er had an accident. He is about to retire
he is eligible and because as he puts it, he
tot give up his throttle to be motorman for
week on an electric road. Be sure, also,
was not an accident that Cassin spent fifty
his career as an engineer without an accident.
down also that his work not supervised
ficiency expert.
The Washington herald., 1914-06-23

1t will probably to most members of the
Senate that 35oooooo-SIooooooo to Panama, and
S2s 100000 to Colombia the nation from which Pan
anna seceded-is a pretty steep price to pay for the
little strip of land necessary for the construction Of
the Panama Canal TO benefit the entire world. The
fact that the money, large slice OF which is to go
to Americans representing foreign interests is also
to be accompanied by an apology, is calculated
to accelerate ratification of the treaty
The Washington herald., 1914-06-23
4 TrIne Tnn High

There recently went into a fashionable
shoe shop the daughter Of a man whose
wealth has been acquired within very re-
cent years. The young woman was dis
posed to patronize the shopman. and re-
jected a number of CLASSY slippers ne
produced for her approval Finally she
said:
II think. perhaps. I shall take these two
pairs. But Louis Nv heels are too high
for me. Give me a size lOwer-or say
perhaps Louis XIII will be high enough. -
Tit Bits.
The Washington herald., 1914-06-23
A Line o Cheer Each Day o
tn Year.
CWritten Expressly for The Herald.)
By JOHN KENDRICK BANGS.
DANCER SIGNALS.

CCOpyTiEht, ls4.l
When some poor human derelict athvart
my vision strays,
Ny first impulse is to withdraw in scorn
of all his ways:
To treat him Coldly. and to turn my face
away from him,
And let him wander lonely on along his
pathway grim.
But second thought comes whispering.
In kindness. Brother, stay,
And help this Comrade faltering to ind
again The Way.
For hath he not helped you on yours, and
by his failures shown
You how to shun the evil paths you might
have made your own?
The Washington herald., 1914-06-23
New Progressive Slogan.

In one OF his facetiouS moments-oh yes, political
reformers as well as trust magnates indulge in face
tiousness now and then--George w. Perkins said Il
have been thinking of slogan for the Progress
ives Last year we marched to the strains of On
ward Christian Soldiers This year it looks though
il will be Shall We Gather at the River?" In the
laughter which followed this sally the Bull Moose
hnancier's auditors forgot to ask him whether he
meant the River Of Doubt the river that is known
by the name of Salt-Springheld Union D..
The Washington herald., 1914-06-23

American Medical Association, in con-
at Atlantic City, must be Democratic or
on At its last Session the association pledged
, support such public health program as
President Wilson might decide to recommend This
year it is considering the adoption of resolution de-
earing that as existing conditions make it clearly
impossible for the President to take up this matter
at present it seems advisable to wait until the sd
ministration is prepared to make definite recon-
nendstionS on this subject" Outside of the medical
association nearly all other interests agree that Pres
dent Wilson has had ample opportunity take up a
public health program with profit TO his administration
ard,fhe general public,
The Washington herald., 1914-06-23
4 BETTER Snort.

A little boy was sitting on one of the
benches Of Central Park. watching some
Of the people ride the donIeys. An ex-
ceedlngly fat woman hired a donkey and
was about to mount when she saw the
small boy and said to him:
Little boy, don't You want me to hire
donkey for youg'
NO. thank you. ia rather sit here
and laugh"