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Aberdeen herald. [volume] (Aberdeen, Chehalis County, W.T.) 1886-1917, 1914-04-03
The Three Periods.

Jason-There are three periods in a
mans life when he does not under
stand woman
Grayson-And they are?
Jason-Before he knows her, when
he knows her and afterward.
Aberdeen herald. [volume] (Aberdeen, Chehalis County, W.T.) 1886-1917, 1914-04-03
The Age Of Cosmetics.

Lady Aberdeen, at dinner in New
York, uttered neat epigram on the
modern woman.
THE modern woman." she said,
rarely weeps. Her complexion won't
stand it."
Aberdeen herald. [volume] (Aberdeen, Chehalis County, W.T.) 1886-1917, 1914-04-03
A Marshal's Retort.

1t is on record that the Prince of Or
ange. filed with rage because he had
been beaten Mt Fleurus, LeuZe, Stein
kerque and Nerwinds, abiding to the
Marshal of Luxembourg:
Can it be that | shall never beat that
hunchback?
How does he know that | am a
hunchback?" said the French marshal.
"Ie never saw my back; / always saw
his"
Aberdeen herald. [volume] (Aberdeen, Chehalis County, W.T.) 1886-1917, 1914-04-03
Misuivinqs.

II want to go to my GLACIERS. only he
gives me pane"
"And I would like to 60 to my gro
GERS but he'll give me a weigh."-Bal-
timore American.
Aberdeen herald. [volume] (Aberdeen, Chehalis County, W.T.) 1886-1917, 1914-04-03

For himself doth man work evil in
working evil for another,-HesiOd.
Aberdeen herald. [volume] (Aberdeen, Chehalis County, W.T.) 1886-1917, 1914-04-03
UBLIsHER's NOTICE

rlDers served by city carriers
o receive the Herald on Tues
l Friday by 6 o'clock p. NJ
fer a favor on the publishe,
ng the City Messenger Co..
70, who will aeliver a COPY
d'ss4y. tt
Aberdeen herald. [volume] (Aberdeen, Chehalis County, W.T.) 1886-1917, 1914-04-03

Man Loves Gold and Hates to Be I'm.
Shipped In Plain Packages-Many
Local Merchants Deficient In knowI-
edge Of Advertising.
copyrighted, 1914 by Thomas ]. Sullivan.l
The first hypocrite was the man who
stole the livery of the court of heaven
to serve the devil in.
Some people speak as if hypocrites
were confined only to religion. but
they are everywhere, people pretend
ing to wealth when they have not a
sixpence, assuming knowledge Of which
they are ignorant, shamming cul-
ture they are far removed from. adopt
ing opinions they do not hold and pre-
tending honest business roles which
are far from the legitimate.
AS a man loves gold. In that pro-
portion he hates to be imposed upon
by counterfeits. and in proportion as
a man has regard for that which Is
above price and better than gold he
abhors that hypocrisy which is but
its counterfeit.
Lying before the writer is the acme
of hypocrisy. 1t is Il catalogue Of one
of those mail order houses, and on one
page three sewing machines are adver
tised. The first is declared to be the
most perfect sewing machine on the
market" the second is said to have
more good sensible ideas than any
other" while the third is praised as
being "the most superior sewing ma
chine on the market
Now. which of these machines really
is the best? Which of them is as good
as the one your retailer sells and guar
antees? Can any reader of the above
triumvirate of ads. tell? Most assur
edly not.
The lesson should be plain to all who
receive these catalogues. They con
tain glowing descriptions of goods, but
the scnders of money do not know
what they are going to get for their
money when they send it to mail or
der house.
Aberdeen herald. [volume] (Aberdeen, Chehalis County, W.T.) 1886-1917, 1914-04-03

what tncV are going TO get Tor tnelr
money when they send it to a mail or
der house.
Goods In Plain Packages.
Were it not so serious it would be
amusing to read some of the smooth
arguments the catalogue houses adj
vance to their readers in an effort to
induce them to send in orders. They
say that goods are sent in plain pack
ages because many merchants who buy
of them to sell again object to having
their name appear on the boxes. We
know we are safe in saying there is
not one single merchant in the whole
United States who ever ordered any
goods from these concerns. The state
ment is made in an effort to make the
consumer believe that he can buy as
cheaply as his local merchant can.
But printed matter that will sell
goods is within the power of almost
any local retailer Most all the expert
advice is little more than empty gen
eraliZing about nonessentials. 1t is not
literature, remember. but advertising.
that you want to write. knowledge of
words and type and the ability to
write fine Introductory paragraphs and
striking headings are not to be de-
! SpiScd of course. but the facts, not
fancy ways of saying them. are what
induce the people to spend their money
in the local stores.
The merchants knowledge of his
store, his goods and the people is more
than an offset for any lack of ability to
coin catchy phrases or to use technical
language in telling the printer how he
would like to have his advertising
look
When the merchant sits down TO
write his ad he should imagine that
his hardest customer to sell to is seat
cd on the other side of his desk. He
SHOULD write what his talk would be
ii he were determined to make IL sale
to that customer when in the most OBJ
stinnte of moods. He should write it
| all down. then lock it in his desk for a
| few hours, later cut out all the super
| tiuous words and print the facts with
out any trimmings
Personality Brings Trade.
The nearer the loca. merchant can
come to making his advertising sound
like his talk the more effective it will
be. Personality is what brings and
holds trade: personality secures to your
competitor trade likewise difficult to
wean away from him.
The modern retail merchant must
make sure that his displays in his win
dowS and in the store itself are such as
will interest women. \ general vari-
ETY. ought TO be shown. with prices
clearly indicated in plain figures. Make
inspection easy and then let shoppers
inspect undisturbed, for in this man
ner many new wants will be developed
in the minds of the shoppers. The
merchant or salesman who stands over
shopper and attempts to press IL sale
invariably annoys the customer and
hastens his or her departure.
The merchant who has not advanced
with the times must come to full real
ization at once that many changes are
necessary before he can hope to com
pete resultfully with retail mail order
noes. and the first and principal
rhange is the manner in which his
stock is displayed. and in the process
If this arrangement he must take into
consideration the fact that men have
almost completely ceased to figure in
the day 10 day purchases Of household
ncccSSarleS
Aberdeen herald. [volume] (Aberdeen, Chehalis County, W.T.) 1886-1917, 1914-04-03
HYPOCRISY IN
LARGE PACKAGES
Stole Livery Of Heaven 10
Serve Devil In.
HYP0CRlTE is EVERYWHERE.

Man Loves Gold and Hates to Be I'm.
Shipped In Plain Packages-Many
Local Merchants Deficient In knowI-
edge Of Advertising.
Montpelier examiner. [volume] (Montpelier, Idaho) 1895-1937, 1914-11-27
Business Man Praises
DR.. Miles Heart Remedy

Successful Merchant After Investigation
Found = Remedy That RE-
stored His Health.
Montpelier examiner. [volume] (Montpelier, Idaho) 1895-1937, 1914-11-27

Governor-elect Alexander
is charged with trying to play
cheap politics in his denuncl-
alton of the inaugural ball,
which he says costs the PEG.
pie of the state too much
money, and is benefit to
none other than the idle
richr of whom there are none
SO far discovered in Idaho.
The truth of the whole mat
ter is that it certainly appears
to be a play TO the gallery and
an endeavor to arouse class
feeling, and SO far as that is
concerned there are no class
es in Idaho, that being one of
the principal reasons why the
state is such a good place in
which TO live. Alexander's
statements about the cost of
the inaugural ball to the peo-
pie is as fictitious as his pre-
election statement in regard
to the tax situation. The
truth of the matter is that the
cost of the inaugural ball is
borne by the people who at
tend, and it does not cost the
people of the state in general
. cent, and anyone who has
the price and cares to go is
welcome to attend. The only
part the governor cuts in the
arrangement is to lead the
grand march, and in case Of a
pinch-in case the ball is
Wanted-that can be done by
someone else. Il is a matter
Of small moment whether the
affair is held or not, but it is a
matter of some Importance
that the governor-elect should
make statements which he
knows will be misconstrued.-
Idaho Falls Register.
Montpelier examiner. [volume] (Montpelier, Idaho) 1895-1937, 1914-11-27

This is Thanksgiving day in the
state Of Pennsylvania, and / want to
Montpelier examiner. [volume] (Montpelier, Idaho) 1895-1937, 1914-11-27
DEsPoNDENCY DUE TO
INDIGESTION.

1t is not at all surprising that persons
who have indigestion become discour-
aged and despondont, Here are a few
words of hope and cheer for them by
Mrs. Blanche Bowers, Indiana, Pa.
For years my digestion was SO poor
that ! could only eat the lightest foods.
/ tried every thing that / heard OF to
get relief, but not until about a year
ago when | saw 0hamberlain's Tablets
and got a bottle Of them,
did tind the right treatment. I soon
began to improve, and since taking q
few bottles of them my digestion is
fine" For sale by an dealers.
Montpelier examiner. [volume] (Montpelier, Idaho) 1895-1937, 1914-11-27
Notice to Creditors.

Estate Of Jane Skinner, deceased.
Notice Is hereby given by the under
signed, administrator Of the estate of
Jane Skinner, deceased. TO the creditors
Of and AL persons having claimes
against. the said deceased, TO exhibit
them, with the necessary vouchers,
within four months after the first pub
location Of this notice, to the said adj
miniatrator st Nounan, Bear Lake
county, Idaho
Dated 81 NOnnan, Bear Lake county
Idaho, November "a, 1914.
HYRUM SKINNER,
Administrator Of the estate Of Jane
Skinner Deceased. II ~
Montpelier examiner. [volume] (Montpelier, Idaho) 1895-1937, 1914-11-27
Lost or Str lyed

One iron cap, looks like German
soldiers helmet without the spike;
eight bolt holes drilled around the
edge; also one crank handle for auto.
Finder please leave at this Office or
Brennan q Davis store and receive
reward. JOHN MINING.
Z. ST. Crank not quite as big as
myself.
Montpelier examiner. [volume] (Montpelier, Idaho) 1895-1937, 1914-11-27
St. Andrews Church (EpiscopaI.)
Rev. F. NJ. Johns on, Jr.

Sunday school at 10 a. m.
Morning prayer at II O'clock. Sub
ject--Not Welcome.
Evening prayer at $50. Subject
Loving Thy Neighbor.
The evening service will be in hon
or of st. Andrews Guild as the next
day is ST. Andrews Day and all
members of the Guild are urged TO be
present.
Sunday the 10Th will witness the
close of the Mission conducted by ST.
Andrews church for mon and women.
Questions will be answered for the
last time at the morning and evening
services. You are cordially invited
to make free use of the Question-box
Montpelier examiner. [volume] (Montpelier, Idaho) 1895-1937, 1914-11-27
REMARKABLE CURE OF GROUP.

hEMAHhAbLE CUhE OF UHOUP.
Last winter when my little boy had
Group I got him a bottle of Chamber
lain's Cough Remedy. / honestly be-
lieve it saved his life, writes Mrs. J. B.
Cook, Indiana, Pa sit cut the phlegm
and relieved his coughing spells. am
most grateful for what this remedy has
done for him" For sale by dealers.
Montpelier examiner. [volume] (Montpelier, Idaho) 1895-1937, 1914-11-27

Secondhand furniture bought, sold
and exchanged. You can save mon.
ey. Next door to Sidney Stevens
Co.
Montpelier examiner. [volume] (Montpelier, Idaho) 1895-1937, 1914-11-27
We Want You ! Cream.

Bring your cream to the Jensen
Creamery Co. They pay the highest
market price, guarantee correct tests,
and issue check for your cream as
soon as 1t is tested. Some one al
ways at the station 10 receive your
cream and patrons given courteous
treatment. IN. G. Nelson, manager.
Montpelier examiner. [volume] (Montpelier, Idaho) 1895-1937, 1914-11-27

Remember the Saturday night
dances at the pavilion; good mu-
sic, good floor and good order.
Strangers welcome. Tickets so
cents. Check room free.
The evening world. [volume] (New York, N.Y.) 1887-1931, 1914-04-28
Duffy's Brought Relief


Here's a woman who refused substi-
tutes because she knows what Duffy's
Pure Malt Whiskcy does to promote
health:
II have been using Duffy's Pure Malt
Whiskey for the past six years and for q
long time previous have been calling reg
ulsrly on . physician who advised me
that my ailment was caused by u slug
gish liver and general debility.
AT the end ii one Of my visits to my
doctor he told me should 60 right out
and get some Duify's Pure Malt Whis-
key. which I did. He advised me to take
this regularly three or four times day.
and the result Is I have been able to give
up my visits to the doctor and am faith
fully taking my Duffy's Pure Malt
Whisky.
"A short time ago the dealer from
whom had been buying tried to induce
me to take another whiskey he claimed
to be Just as good. but after what Duffy s
Pure Malt Whiskey has done for ME
know that none Of the other brands can
be Just as good. Mrs. NJ. Fischer, $50
East S5th ST., New York City.
The evening world. [volume] (New York, N.Y.) 1887-1931, 1914-04-28
MACHINE GUN MEN,
SQUADRON A, BEING
/. EQU|PPEDFOR WAR
Benet-Mercie Guns, of French
Pattern, on Way to Armory
From Washington.

In anticipation OF O call for volun-
teers. Major William r. Wright, COM
handing Squadron A, n. q. N. Y, Is
reorganixing n machine gun troop, the
only one Of Its kind in existence. It
was learned to-day six new Benet-
Mercie machine guns. a French pat
tern. are on the way to the armory.
Madison avenue and Ninety fourth
street, from the state arsenal.
In the meantime. the troop. which
will be known as Troop MIG Is being
recruited TO its full war strength Of
seventy-five men. Sixty men are al
ready in the troop, and Capt. Henry
Sheldon. commanding. has more appli-
cations from former members OF the
squadron than he needs to all the
ranks.
The machine gun troop has been In
existence for several years, but never
has II been placed on such an efYec-
tive and sound basis as at the pres
ent time. The first step taken in the
reorganization Of the troop for active
field service was the discarding of
the old Colt automatic machine guns.
Application was made to the Ordnance
Department In Washington for the
new guns and their arrival is ex.
pected daily.
Wright said to-day. will make Squad
ron A the most effective fighting or
. ganixation Of its kind in the army
The new guns are capable Of firing
from 800 to 600 80 calibre bullets q
minute.
The guns will be packed on polo
ponies, six ponies being required ia
carry one gun and its accompanying
equipment. The gun itself. with its
for kor tripod. Is packed on one horse
hut It will require I'VE other animal,
to carry the thousands of rounds Of
ammunition for each gun.
The Benet- Mercie machine gun diff
fers greatly from the old Colt auto
matte. used until recently almost ex.
clusively in this country. There Is
'ecided difference OF opinion among
Ruardsmcn regarding the COM
parptive methods OF the two types
II field pieces.
Where the old Colt was fed from q
belt containing 100 cartridges at q
time, the new gun IL ED from stee
slips holding thirty cartridges each
Although the Ordnance Department
has approved the French type Of
gun, tho guardsmen insist the ole
Colt Is more desirable, mainly be-
cause OF the tripod attachment. The
new gun rests on fork and Is prac.
tlcally an automatic rife.
The evening world. [volume] (New York, N.Y.) 1887-1931, 1914-04-28

lowed Il would make the capital more
than the railroad PROPERTY is actually
worth. and that. according to the cyl
dence, the company would not be aoie
to earn the interest.
The Dry Dock. East Broadway and
Battery Railroad Company runs cars on
Park Row, Chatham Square and East
Thirty fourth street ferry.
The evening world. [volume] (New York, N.Y.) 1887-1931, 1914-04-28

BOSTON. April 2s.-The reported en-
gagement Of Junius Spencer Morgan. son
Of J. p. Morgan and heir Of the Morgan
millions. to Miss Louise Converse. eldest
daughter Of Frederick Converse. the
Boston composer, was emphatically de.
MED to-day by Mrs. Converse.
The evening world. [volume] (New York, N.Y.) 1887-1931, 1914-04-28
NO DRY DOCK ROAD BONDS
Ssrvice Hoard Denies application
for ~. sOO. 900 Issue.

Application Of the Dry Dock, East
Broadway and Battery Railroad Com
.pany for the approval of a mortgage
and the issue Hereunder OF $2.s0O.O OC
IN bonds was refused to-day by the
Public Service Commission by vote OF
three to two. Commissioners John T.
Eustis. Milo r. Maltbie and ]. Sergeant
Cram voted for the denial Of the appli
cation. Chairman Edward Z. Mccall
and Commissioner George V. $. Will.
Jams voted In favor Of II.
II Is the contention Of Commissioned
Maitbie that II the bond issde were al.
The evening world. [volume] (New York, N.Y.) 1887-1931, 1914-04-28

A custom tailor. no matter what you pay
him. will not design you better Suit: he will
charge you twice or more than twice as much:
you will have to wait week or ten days for
the Suit, TRY il on" two or three times. and
The evening world. [volume] (New York, N.Y.) 1887-1931, 1914-04-28

then the result (Which here you can see in the
glass in few moments) will be problematic,
to say the least There are thousands Of mis-
fit" Suits being "jobbed" about every week.
the result Of dissatisfied patrons Of custom
tallors.
The evening world. [volume] (New York, N.Y.) 1887-1931, 1914-04-28
1utty's Pure
Malt WhiSkey

is the recognized whiskey used as pcdi-
cine and is one Of the greatest strength
givers known to science. 1t aids in de-
stroying disease germs. and by its build
ing and healing properties restores the
tissues in a gradual. healthy and natural
manner. 1t is wonderful remedy in the
treatment and relief Of consumption.
coughs, colds. malaria. low fevers. stom-
ach troubles and all wasting, weakened
and diseased conditions. II makes the
old feel young and keeps the young
strong and vigorous. 1t is easy for
you to NzDA
!: ! 4: ! 7 q
Get Duffy's %,~
and Keep WE'LL" @A AN
At most drugeistsSM nS M
grocers and dealers. ~
Medical booklet and\Nk III
doctors advice sent N III
free IL you write. SSf 80
The DUFFY Malt whiskey Co. Rochester. N Y.
The Bennington evening banner. (Bennington, Vt.) 19??-1961, 1914-01-22
SALISBURY VALLEY

+. w. Fuller lost horse Saturday
Harrison Mllngton was in Ben
nington recently.
John Huntington is drawing wood
out Of the Valley.
clyde Fuller and Mrs. f. Fuller
were in Bennington Saturday
MS. j. Bouplon and daughter Ber-
tina were in Hoosick Falls Thursday
Miss G. c. stockwen OF Cente. tut
land is guest Of friends in ihc Val
ley.
Misses Rachel and Marcia Bouplon
were in North Bennington satar-
day.
Mr.. and Mrs. Edward Bouplon we're
in Hoosick Falls Saturday on bust
ness.
Mrs. George Bouplon entertained
Mrs. Martin Surdam and he sister
Mrs. Chase of Greenfield, Mass,
Thursday.
Mrs. J. f. Stanley, George Bouploi.
and F. W Fuller attended the Silver
tea at the home OF Mrs. b. w Niles
in White Creek Friday
Nette Bouplcn 0? the Colonial res
taurant in Bennington was week
end guest at the home Of her par.
ents Mr. and Mrs. james Bouplon.
The many friends Of Frank B0u-
plon will be pleased to hear that he
rode to Bennington Friday making
the rip BY automobile Nj Bou-
plon has been housed some time by
illness.
Sydney Dung the II yeas old son
of Jacob Young, who resides in the
Fuller tenement house just across
New York state line, with his broth
er, John, aged II years, started with
their sleds, Thursday morning fcr
Salisbury to bring home some bed
ding that had been given them, but
did net return home that night
FRIDAY morning. Walter Bronson OF
South SALISBURY accompanied by Of
icers from Bennington came in pur-
suit Of Sydney whom he thought had
stolen his horse the night previous.
but not finding the boy started in
pursuit a short time after thcy had
gone the boys came Jogging hcme
with the horse They claimed they
had round $50 and purchased the rig
in ti9osick Falls where they stayed
Thursday night The officers were
quickly notified tina. the boys had re-
turned home with the stolen proper
ty ard made quick trip to tic Val
ley where they secured the propcrty
and the boys also. This is not sid
news drst offense. he has already
served a term in the lrdustrial or
Reformed school.
The Bennington evening banner. (Bennington, Vt.) 19??-1961, 1914-01-22
HANDS BAD WITH
SALT RHEUN
Small Water PimpIes on Fingers.
ltched and Burned. Painful and
Sore Cracks. Cuticura Soap and
Ointment Cured in a Month.

DroolsIin Me. "a few years ago my
hands were very badly afflicted with salt
rheuih At iirst there vas an eruption OF
small water pimples Ola the inside Of tho
fingers, and IS not paying any attention To
the humor M hands gradually became
worse AID began TO itch and burn aud one
after another cracks appeared around tho
nails, on the inside OF the fingers and on the
bend Of the joints until vas discouraged.
as they were very painful and sore. had
90 omit work that required putting my
hands In water and could hardly worl, at
all on account Of the blcedins cracks
Il finally procured some Cutlcura Soap
and Ointment. and found by washing ny
hands IN quite warm water and CuiicLra
Soap that thpy wesr improyins 1 beg "a
wrapuing my fingers nightly IN pieces OF
soft linen, after a good application o: Cvd-
cuEa Ointment which was very soo.hing.
IN q month my hanCl wore completely cured
and ] have ne,v been afflicted wi;h tine
trouble since" (signcsD SIRE. c. /. Parker,
Nov. -. 1872.
When YOU buy lino toilet soap think OF
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r1-Nian who shave aud shampoo with Gu
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The Bennington evening banner. (Bennington, Vt.) 19??-1961, 1914-01-22
URIC ACID
SOLVENT
so Cent Bottle (32 Doses
E'Ee EEEE

Just because YOU star; the day wor-
ried and tired stiff less and arms
and muscles. and aching head. buning
ana bearing down pains in The back
worn out before the day begins, 90
not think you have 10 stay i'm That
condition.
BE strong well and vigorous, With
no more pain from stiff joins, sore
muscles rheumatic suffering aching
back or kidney disease.
For any form OF bladder trouble or
weakness, It's actlon is really wonder
ful. These sufferers who are in and
out OF bed half dozen times a night
win appreciate the res, comrorl and
strength this treatment gives
To prove The Williams Treatment
conQuers kidney and bladder Diseases.
rheumatism and all uric acid troubles.
no matter how chronic or stubborn. if
YOU have never used the Williams
treatment. we will give one sec hottie
t22 doscsl free ii you viii cut out this
notice and serdii with your name and
address. with Toe To help pay dis,ribu-
ton expenses. to The DR.. d. 4. WIZ
Jams Company. Dept 1928 T.. O. Bldg.
East Hampton, Conn Send az once
and YOU will receive by parcel post "a
regular soc bottle. without charge
and without mourning any obliga.
lions. One hottie only to an address.
The Bennington evening banner. (Bennington, Vt.) 19??-1961, 1914-01-22
A Grateful Atlantic Coast Woman.

IIoDGDoN M"I feel it duty all suffering
tell Lydia Pnhams Vegetable Compound did for One
year found myself terrible sufferer had pains in both sides
and such could scarcely sraghen up at times My
back aced had appetite and could Sleep
would tired mornings that could scarcely around
Ii seemed impossible do bit of work and
thought never would be better until submitted to
ton commenced taking Lydia Pfnkhams Vegetable Compound
tike had pains, slept WE'LL had good
appetite and fat and could do almost all work for fam
lily of four shall always feel that good health
medicine Mrs HAYWARD SoWERs Hodgdon Maine.
For 80 years Lydia Il. Pinkhan's Vegetable GSS>SSsN
Compound been the standard x$Tx\HnI
male ills. No sick with ailments I'M ~ ~XAM
does justice herself If she this a N a. p
medicine made from and herbs, it II 1Y O. VI ii
has restored Omany suffering wOment health. ~ n
MEDICINE co. C\ A.xa3 n
a dC0NFIDENTIAL) LYNN, MASS. for advice. MN ENGSW
viii be opened, read and answered Cy&sNT1S
by held strict confidence.