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The Hays free press. [volume] (Hays, Kan.) 1908-1924, 1914-10-10

cutest Thing In Creation Is Lightning.
In northern city" writes a cor
respondent Of the Los Angeles Times,
a man told me that during a very vio-
lent thunderstorm all the windows Of
his club we're thrown wide open. "To
let the lightning in!" remarked. Not
exactly" he replied, ''but to let It out
again if it did get IN" As q fact, It
accepted the Invitation to enter the
club with alacrity, and though IL
magnanimously spared the fooEhardy
people responsible for the invitation
It wrecked a large safe In an adjotn-
ing room The person who related
this said he would ever after look up
on lightning as the "'cutest thing In
creation" L is the fash that mur-
deFs; the poor thunder nsYer haxm'd
9eE4f - ..ss-s -.--s.a.(
The Hays free press. [volume] (Hays, Kan.) 1908-1924, 1914-10-10

E. A. Rea of this city, who is q non
partisan candidate for Judge, is A year,
old He has been In this district sine'
February 1890, and a resident Of Hay
since 1899. He has been connected
with the courts since the age Of L
years, having commenced as cour
stenographer in Missouri at that sgl
&c was with Judge Osburn as stem
ographer for four years, and Will
Judge Monroe eight years. Was admit
ed TO the bar at the age Of twenty
In June 1903 Mr.. Res commenced the
active practice of law at HAYS, served
Ellis county as County Attorney f0l
three and one half years, and has had
general practice throughout this
Judicial district. His life work has
been in the conrs room and his exper-
fence has been such that he can well
serve the people in the position to
which he aspires. ADV.
Wanted.-BugRy and single harness.
DIR. A. b. PRUTTT.
Perfection oil heaters. Winters.
An explosion of a gasoline stove at
the residence Of Azsl Cochran, Thurs
day morning, caused the boys to get q
hustle on themselves" but the fire
was out before the boys arrived.
Riverside Base heater Winters
DE Sites of Junction City. was here
visiting his brothrr, B. J., Thursday Of
this week. The boys drove over to thst
Smokey to visit their mother, Grand
mother Sites
Ohe Minute Washers Winters.
Glen TiElossoa ard Miss Eva Bau2h-
nan were msrried at the Episcopal
Iarse, last Sunday evening. Rev
Thompson. the Episcopal minister, off
ciating. Glen is one of the boss barbsre
II HsYs and his-b bride is the eldest
laughter Of Mr. and Mrs C. D. Baugh
man who reside az the Experiment Sta
ton. The Young couple have many
friends in BArs who wish them q long
and prosperous welded life.
Those Of the citizens Of Hays who at
tended the fair at Russell, Wednesday
are as follows: n. Hsfamier and
daughters. Nellie and Frznie. Lee Me-
KinseY, Phil. EIiz lbeth and Fannie
ChIopack. Walter SteadmaD, George
Starr, Gay TiIlotson, Ada Christmsn,
Allie Reemsnyder, Mrs. H L. Felter,
Mrs. Geo. Grass, Mrs. GIadhart, John
Henderson, the Starr baker. Frank
King, Will Philip, Ed Yost and Chss
BaughmaD.
Riverside Ranges.-Winters'.
Mrs. ]. L, Tillotsun and Mrs Stella
Con ell have returned from their trip
to NoWata, Oklahoma. Miss Edna Til
Iotson, who has been visiting IN Okla
hnma, for several months, returned
with them.
Coal hoda, shovels. pipe and stove
rugs Winters
1.-THE FolIies OF Youth" was shown
at the Electric Theatre in the G. A. R.
Hall last Thursday evening. The pic
lures were fine and well shown. A
large and appreciative audieuce was
present. ''The Mothers of Men,"
Civil War drama, viii be shown this
Saturday evening,
H. b. Winters and family ATTENDED
the fair at Russell, Thursday.
The airship advertised to make a
flight at Russell, Wednesday, failed on
account Of high wind.
Car OF cement on track. Get our
pricea.-JoNEs, Yoeemento. o10tf
Hi Addison is acting IS ''mine host"
at the Brunswick, during Mr.. Fields
absence.
Born to Mr.. ard Mrs. Geo. 81. Ben
nett, Second Ward, Tuesday night
daughter,
The Hays free press. [volume] (Hays, Kan.) 1908-1924, 1914-10-10
A Chicken Sunper.

On next Thursday evening commene-
ing at O'Clock lasting till all are serv-
ed, the ladies Of the Methodist church
viii serve chicken supper. Price 25
cents. Remember the date. Oct. 18th.
The Hays free press. [volume] (Hays, Kan.) 1908-1924, 1914-10-10
Nus pepend on one,s self.

Much as worthy friends add to the
happiness and value OF life, we must in
the main depend upon ourselves, and
everyone is his own best friend. or
worst enemy.-Lord Avebury.
The Hays free press. [volume] (Hays, Kan.) 1908-1924, 1914-10-10
Gard Thank

We wish to thank our friends and
neighbors and especially Mr. and Mrs
Hiram Addison for their kind help and
sympathy through the sickness and
death Of cur dear boy, Willie
WILLIAM and EVA HARMAN.
The Hays free press. [volume] (Hays, Kan.) 1908-1924, 1914-10-10
Whistle Scramble

Saturday morning, October 10th, at
10.o'clork, Alex BissinR viii give away
800 whistles IN & whistle scramble In
'front.' Of his store. also anumber Of tab
let's
The Hays free press. [volume] (Hays, Kan.) 1908-1924, 1914-10-10
For Sale Cheap

A two room house. large galvanized
Dr. Snyder. o10i2
The Greenville journal. [volume] (Greenville, Ohio) 1850-1918, 1914-04-02
Why Not Make a Clean
Job Of It?

If President Wilson and his
free-trade followers are really
anxious to convert the $4O0, 000,- =
600 strictly American enterprise
into the largest possible agency
for the benefit of foreigners and
the Encouragement of American
ship building and ship owning,
why stop at the repeal of tolls
exemption? Why not go a step
farther and amend the Panama
Canal act by granting the free
use of the canal to all foreign
ships; while imposing full tolls
upon American ships? Tha t
would not violate the terms of
any treaty. It would go far to-
ward allaying all foreign irrita-
ton. The Underwood tariff law
hands over the American market
to foreign industrial producers.
Why not make a clean job of it
and hand over to foreigners our
entire coastwise shipping trade?
In that event the American flag
would be seen no more on the sea.
Then there is the lake carrying
trade, which is now exclusively
for American-owned vessels. Re
peal that provision, too. Let no
protected interest escape. A
mericar Economist.
The Greenville journal. [volume] (Greenville, Ohio) 1850-1918, 1914-04-02
DR.. F'ess on the Progress
sive PARTY.

The future of the Progressive
movement as a third party must
wholly depend upon whether its
autonomy is necessary 10 secure
needed reforms" Starting out
with This as a postulate, DR.. Fess.
one of the trio of Republican Rep
resentatives in Congress, recent
ly delivered speech of unusual
interest and of historical value.
1t contained a philosophical and
keen analysis of the elements
which have formed the aggregate
in the composition Of new politi-
cal party movements; and it also
was review Of the careers of
third-party organizations. Rea-
so9ing by analogy, DR.. Fess
plainly indicated the collapse of
the Bull Moose party. He claim
ed that the vote of the Progress.
sives in 1912 was an expression
OF personal attachment to a lead
er rather than dissatisfaction
with their party 1.-THE Republican,
or opposition to it's principles"
After forceful statement of
protection and an illuminating
exposition of the present unsat-
isfacrory industrial condition ow-
ing to its abandonment by the
Democratic administration, DR..
Fess propbesIed that whatever
might be the decision of the lead
ers the rank and file of the Pro-
{ ressive party will re-unite with
The Greenville journal. [volume] (Greenville, Ohio) 1850-1918, 1914-04-02
JAPAN IGNORES TIME.
"Immediatsly" There May Mean New
or Next Month.

HHHfCNfetSfy "fey tHS@" wv
or Next Month.
Impatience among the Japanese Is a
thing you will rarely observe as you
travel about through their strange and
beautiful country. II, on the other
hand, you yourself in touring Japan
might, upon occasion. grow somewhat
impatient. you will only become the
quiet laughing stock-behind your
back-of the little Japs themselves.
An hour, or even day, more or less
in this oriental country is of little ac-
count, and matters cannot be made
to move any the quicker because Of
any irritabllity. In fact this latter
acts as an obstacle to your progress as
well as to ones peace of mind. If, for
example, your jinrickSha coolies wish
to stop for a meal just after you have
started on a trip, you will find 1t ex-
pedient to accept the delay philosophi-
cally. "StOrming" will not mend mat
ters in the least.
If you might chance to be in a large
Jap town with its steamship docks
lying only a mile or two distant, you
naturally would expect to receive re-
liable information as to the dates and
hours of sailing for the steamships.
You will often be told upon inquiry
at the hotel oiiices-and in perfectly
good faith. tOO-that the steamers
leave daily. Upon arriving at the
docks on schedule time. you find fire.
quently that your particular steamer
leaves but once in three days. and the
vessel you sought left yesterday. Get
ting excited will not remedy the situa-
ton in the least. The Jap word TIA
daima." meaning Immediately, may in
reality mean any time between now
and next month.
To all Of your queries the natives
will say "shikataganai." 1T can't be
belped"-which brings an end to the
matter, so far as the native is con-
cerned. incidentally, you might as
we'll initiate his example. 1t will save
you much waste of energy and loss Of
comfort, and If you are to enjoy your
travel in Japan you will readily learn
the art Of resignation" to your fate,
and you Oftentimes will have many
good opportunities of studying Japa-
nese life in its natural pictorial set
ting. Don't get annoyed. either, II
nearly every casual Jap acquaintance
you meet asks you lot of personal
questions. To ask personal questions
is the Jap way of showing kindly in
terest in your welfare.-Clyde Wilmer
in Philadelphia North American.
The Greenville journal. [volume] (Greenville, Ohio) 1850-1918, 1914-04-02
WHAT the Sick Want.

People who are suffering with chro-
nic diseases are not satisfied just to be
doctored, they want to be cured.
The public is becoming more and
more interested in the work of DR..
Kutchin. He has made regular visits
to this county for twentyone years.
Are you suffering with catarrh of the
stomach? He has cured many cases.
Are you gloomy and discouraged as
a result of varicocele or nervous weak
ness2 He is surely a reliable special
ist along these lines. Why don't you
go and see him? A friendly talk will
cos you nothing.
DR.. Kutchin's next visit to Green.
vile, will be on Thursday, April 2,
at the Turpen House. Consultation,
examination and advice free. Adv
The Greenville journal. [volume] (Greenville, Ohio) 1850-1918, 1914-04-02
Waiting For 1t to
Happen.

AS TO what the new tariff was
to do, but hasn't done-it was to
bring down the high cost of liv-
ing. The anxious ultimate con-
sumer is yet waiting for this to
happen. 1t was to stimulate for
eign trade. There was marked
decline during the last three
months of 1918 both in imports
and exports, as compared with
the last three months of 1912. 1t
was to make business, hum, Is
anybody being kept awake O.
nights by the increased roar of
the wheels of industry2-Balti-
more American.
The Greenville journal. [volume] (Greenville, Ohio) 1850-1918, 1914-04-02
Strengthens Weak ana Tired
Women.

II was under a great strain
nursing a relative through three
months sickness,' writes Mrs.
J. C. Van De Sande, of Kirk
land, ILL.,, and Electric Bitters
kept me from breaking down, |
will never be without it, Do
you feel tired and worn out? Ne
appetite and food won't digest?
1t isn't the spring weather. You
need Electric Bitters. Start a
months treatment today; moth
ing better for stomach, liver and
kidneys. The great spring tonic.
Relief or money back. SOC and
81 90 at your druggists.
The Greenville journal. [volume] (Greenville, Ohio) 1850-1918, 1914-04-02
GOT HER THREE WISHES.
But They Sank Her Beneath the
Waves of the Social Sea.

But They Sank Her Beneath the
Waves of the Social Sea.
The late King Edward of England,
while very gracious and genial man,
could be very severe with those who
overstepped the rules of etiquette, and
Frederick Townsend Martin in Things
1 Remember recalls what happened
to an American girl who offended him
when he was Prince Of Wales.
At a society bazaar the winner Of a
lucky lottery ticket had the privilege of
asking three wishes from the Prince
of Wales, and fate favored young
lady from the United States.
What is your first wish" asked
Fl. r. H.
"Oh, sir; it is to have your photo.
graph"
The prince beamed. Granted" he
said. "And the next?"
II would like you to bring me the
photograph in person."
II. r. H. hesitated frowned and, re-
covering from his surprise. answered:
THAT shall be done Now. what Is
the last"
Never was the truth Of the saying
SO apparent that fools rush in where
angels fear to tread" The young lady
disregarded the warning looks from
those around her The third wish.
sir, is that you will present me to the
Princess Of Wales"
The prince looked at her coIdly
Granted" he said and walked away
without word. The silly girl realized
that she had sinned against society.
which never forgives fools She made
a hasty exit, and the waves of the SO
cial sea closed over her forever
The Greenville journal. [volume] (Greenville, Ohio) 1850-1918, 1914-04-02

Out in South Dakota last week
a statewide conference IF Pro-
gressives was held. But the at
tendance was so small that def
mite plans for the future had to
be postponed. Everywhere there
is the same stony of disintegra-
tion of the Third party.
The Greenville journal. [volume] (Greenville, Ohio) 1850-1918, 1914-04-02

The Siamese are more devoted to the
water than any other nation in the
world. They are nearly always bath
ing, generally with their clothes on
and they never go anywhere by land If
they can possibly go by water. TIL,
streets of Bangkok are like those Of
Venice, and the inhabitants say that
their idea Of paradise would be town
with canals where there were currents
in both directions. so that they might
be spared the effort Of rowing.
The Greenville journal. [volume] (Greenville, Ohio) 1850-1918, 1914-04-02
THURSDAY, APRIL 2, 1914.
If Home Rule is good for Ire
land, why not for Ohio?

At every twist of the Warnes
law patented hydraulic screw,
more taxes are squeezed out. AS
State Auditor Donahey says in
his last annual report: ''The cry
has always been, More revenue;
more things to taxi "
The Greenville journal. [volume] (Greenville, Ohio) 1850-1918, 1914-04-02


And now it is the West Vir-
ginian Republicans and Progress
sives who have got together. :"
That West Virginia is at heart
Republican is shown by the fact
that Notwithstanding the split on
the National ticket in 1912, the
combined forces elected three out
offive Congressman and captured
the Legislature by a majority of
18.
The Greenville journal. [volume] (Greenville, Ohio) 1850-1918, 1914-04-02

The revival Of Republicanism
in Ney York state is evidenced
by the fact that a debt of $45,-
600, left over by the committee
since the disastrous campaign of
1912, has been practically wiped
out by popular subscriptions star
ted only a few weeks ago.
The Greenville journal. [volume] (Greenville, Ohio) 1850-1918, 1914-04-02
'FE
The Counts Hedqe,

The Hague was originally mere
hunting station of the counts of Hol-
land. Its name freely translated
means "the counts hedge" The lit.
tie town first rose to Importance In
1927. when it was made the seat of
the supreme court of Holland. In 1884
1t became the place of assembly of the
states general and the residence of the
Stockholders. since when it has been
the diplomatic conference place Of Eu.
rope.
The Greenville journal. [volume] (Greenville, Ohio) 1850-1918, 1914-04-02
: PRACTICAL HEALTH HINT.



+ Don't ignore child's COM
Z plant of earache, especially if
4 1t occurs frequently. Pain in
the ear is always a danger sig
nal. Have the child's ears, nose
and throat examined by COM
I petent physician.
Z Don't box" or pull the ears as
+ punishment
+ Don't neglect an ear in which
& the hearing is failing. The trou.
BILE may be cured or kept from
( getting worse before complete
deafness sets in.
4 Don't neglect adenoids, a COM
mon cause of defective hearing.
Don't force disease into the
I ears by blowing the nose too
hard while the nostrils are be-
ing held partly closed. Always
blow the nose gently, one nos
trll ut Il time
Don't pick the ears or put in
struments of any kind. such as
toothpicks, hairpins. ear spoons
and the like. into the canal of
the ear.
Don't try to wash, clean or re-
move the wax from any farther
inside than the entrance of the
\ ear canal, The interior of the
canal is self cleansing. and ma
\ ture will resent any interference
except by the skilled hand of the
physician.
The Greenville journal. [volume] (Greenville, Ohio) 1850-1918, 1914-04-02
Spring Laxative and Blood
Cleanser.

Flush out the accumulated
waste and poisons of the winter
months; cleanse your stomach,
liver and kidneys of, all inpur-
tiles. Take DR.. Kings New Life
Pills; nothing better for purify
ing the blood. Mild, non-grip-
ing laxative. Cures constipa-
ton; makes you feel fine. Take
no other. 25c at your druggists.
Bucklen's Arnica Salve for all
hurts.
The Greenville journal. [volume] (Greenville, Ohio) 1850-1918, 1914-04-02
Dissatisfied.

Charley, DEAR" said young Mrs.
Torkins. the cook says she is going to
leave"
"What for?
"She says the Welsh rabbits we
make In the chafng dish give her lndi-
gest1on."-Washington Star.
The Greenville journal. [volume] (Greenville, Ohio) 1850-1918, 1914-04-02
Poorly 1raasah

He says he's boss-likes to show his
"i1e that he's clothed in authority"
All can say is that he's a nrUttv
poor dresser."-TOwn Topics.
The Greenville journal. [volume] (Greenville, Ohio) 1850-1918, 1914-04-02

Your former husband must still
love you"
"Why SOP"
"He tells me that he owes a great
deal to YOU" -,
Hes referring to the back ali.
mony."-Pittsburgh Post
IE1
The Greenville journal. [volume] (Greenville, Ohio) 1850-1918, 1914-04-02
Just "Paragrafs."

Just "Paragrafs.
Tact is frequently just biting
your tongue when you'd like to
speak out.
The best thing about spring
poets is this: They are oftener
seen than heard.
When a man gets old enough
to take advice and wise enough
not to give it, he isn't on earth
to profit by either.
Things go so fast nowadays
that the model" husband of
1914 is hopelessly out Of date by
the time spring gets here.
It's a modest man who doesn't
think the photographer could
have made a better looking pic
ture of him if he'd only tried.
If you happen to think you
really don't know a lot more than
the boss about the business, you
are probably on the way to pro-
motion.
There are probably sadder
things in life than the man with
an Indifferent musical ear trying
to play the accordion. But not
many, Manuel!
The world is pretty full of men
who hand out a Scent cigar eX-
pecting a $5O-favor in return.
But you don't need to give up
smoking on that account.
If Terpsichore were to return
to earth and watch a tango tea
some evening, she'd probably ap.
ply to the Olympian courts to
have her name changed the next
morning.
The old chap who never wore
a collar and Dragged about it now
has a son who wraps couple of
yards of fancy cloth around his
neck, spikes it with a gold safe
ty-pin and says, Didn't you
know stocks were coming back
again, Clarence?'
The Greenville journal. [volume] (Greenville, Ohio) 1850-1918, 1914-04-02

their old party to restore that
policy.
The Greenville journal. [volume] (Greenville, Ohio) 1850-1918, 1914-04-02
Whore They Don't Aura..

The young men who compose this
quartet seem to me to be very agree
able fellows"
quite so. The only fault I have to
md with them is that they disagree 20
distressingly when they try to sing."--
Birmingham Age Herald.
The Greenville journal. [volume] (Greenville, Ohio) 1850-1918, 1914-04-02
Notice to Teachers.

The regular examination for teachers, car.
t1hcates will be held at the West School
building. Greenville, Ohio, ON the nrst Sat-
urday OF each month, (unless 1t falls on a
!egal holiday, In which case the examines
ton Will be held the second Saturday,.
For d teachers special certificate, the ex.
animation Will be held the tlrstSatur(lay of
April, 1912, and the first Saturday of Septsm-
per, lSi2, at the same time and In cOniunC-
ton with the regular examination.
By order of Board of Examiners.
@. A, WILT, President,
Arcanum, O.. b, D,G
g. III. GARRISON, Vice Pres.
AnsOnia. o.
@, B. RAYBURN, Clerk,
Bradford, o.
Sept. /, 19l8-l,yr.
The Greenville journal. [volume] (Greenville, Ohio) 1850-1918, 1914-04-02
Every Family In

Every Family In
Darke County should be
we'll supplied with good,
interesting and instruc.
tive reading. Just what
you want is the Greou-
vile Journal, which will
be sent to any address in
the county for $1.OO per
year; six months TO so
cents out ofthe co,:7ttv
for $1.15. Did you eve.
SIOp TO Gnlnk that IN one
year the Journal furnish
es two thousand, nine
hundred an +weIve col
umns na~--' matterP
And a Il -l.y S1.OO--
less than two cents Der
week. Come in and give
us your subscription, and
if you have a friend living
at a distance who would
appreciate the news from
old Darke, you couldn't
w d O0ILer act than to
make him a present of
the Journal for one year
Friends, give this matter
a careful thought.
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taken unless accompan.
lea with the cash.
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s
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You can work
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OF the city. The
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side the county,
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formation, sam
pies, etc., write
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4 Good Clubbing Offer.

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The Greenville journal. [volume] (Greenville, Ohio) 1850-1918, 1914-04-02

It's a modest man who doesn't
think the photographer could
have made a better looking pic
ture of him if he'd only tried.
The Greenville journal. [volume] (Greenville, Ohio) 1850-1918, 1914-04-02

Total Value 1856
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The Greenville journal. [volume] (Greenville, Ohio) 1850-1918, 1914-04-02

The world is pretty full of men
who hand out a Scent cigar eX-
pecting a $5O-favor in return.
But you don't need to give up
smoking on that account.
The Greenville journal. [volume] (Greenville, Ohio) 1850-1918, 1914-04-02

If you happen to think you
really don't know a lot more than
the boss about the business, you
are probably on the way to pro-
NJ ofian
The Greenville journal. [volume] (Greenville, Ohio) 1850-1918, 1914-04-02

There are probably sadder
things in life than the man with
an Indifferent musical ear trying
to play the accordion. But not
many, Manuel!
The Greenville journal. [volume] (Greenville, Ohio) 1850-1918, 1914-04-02

The best thing about spring
poets is this: They are oftener
seen than heard.
The Richmond palladium and sun-telegram. [volume] (Richmond, Ind.) 1907-1939, 1914-01-14
"Ys" TAKE THREE
FROM DOCTORS
az" LEAGUE STANDING

Something which never happened
before occurred last evening when
the Y. Nj. c. A. bowling five took
three consecutive games from the
Doctors, each game with an appre-
ciative margin. The "Y" quintet
started off the first game in snappy
style and each man on the team
role d. more than 100. The Doctors
struck a snag when DR.. Gentle de-
molished the small number of SO pins
in the ten frames. Dr. Gentle, how
ever, steadied for the next two games
and was well in the list when the
match ended. ,+-a--
DR.. Harold eclipsed the usual high
score records by tanning over 221
pins, the five shots being strikes. His
nearest competitor was Parks, of the
"Y' five, who bowled 204
Last nights victories places the Y.
NJ G. A. team in their former posi-
ton, sixth in the lists, and drops the
Doctors to the lowest point. The
summary of the games are as fol-
lows: