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The Washington herald., 1914-06-04
ARMY ORDERS

Paragraph Is. Special Orders. No. 81,
March is. 1914, as amended by paragraph
1914 War Department. G Is fSEthcr 4afnn amend: ID
ed so as to direct First Lieut.. Abbott
Boone. Fourth Cavalry. to sail on the
transport scheduled to leave San Franz
cisco, Cal, on or about September ),
1914
Leave for two months. TO take effect
July l. IS granted First Lieut.. Abbott
Boone. Fourth Cavalry.
Maj Alfred S. Frost L. :. A, re-
tired; is assigned to active duty and is
detailed for general recruiting service.
me to @ " Md he aPd PdOPer PEI
port in person on June IS. for period
of ten days. and will then proceed to
Memphis. Tenn. relieving Capt: Emil j.
90, 1914.
Leave for three months. to take effect
July i, is granted Capt. Henry g White-
Col. John Biddle. General Stan. is re-
lieved from duty as a member of the
General STAFF Corps, to take effect
Leave for three months. to take effect
upon his arrival at his, station in ths
United United States, is g9I,,s,s granted First Lieut..
Lieut.. Col. Jay Z. Hoffer, Ordinances
Department, will make not to exceed two
visits prior to August l, 1914. to the
works of the Erie Forge Co. Erie, Pa.
on official business pertaining to the in
spection of ordnance material under
manufacture.
First Lieut.. Benjamin NJ. Bailey. Field
Artillery, is relieved from station at Salt
Lake City. Utah, and will proceed 20
Atlanta. Ga.
Mai Sanford II. Wadhams. Medical
Corps. Is relieved from station at Al.
bany. n. Y. and will proceed to New
York City as Observation-Disclosures Of the
Sanitary Troops Of the Organized Militia
of New York.
Leave for six months on account of
sickness is granted Mai. George W.
Martin, Seventeenth Infantry.
Capt Edwin A. Hickman. Signal Corps,
will proceed from this city to Tobyhan.
ma, Pa. for duty pertaining to Signal
Corps installations.
The Washington herald., 1914-06-04
BUSINESS DEPREssI0N9 FUDGE,

II the stock is down to twenty that you paid =
hundred fer,
the butcher and the grocer will not trust you any
more.
If you've given up your stateroom on trans Atlantic
ship,
And are going down to Coney for your next vacation
thn
Do not fuss or fret or worry. but be patient and
resigned,
For it's merely psycholcsicai-which means it's in
your mind.
II the foreman comes and tells you that the shop Is
going to close.
n you cannot take the children to the moving mic
ture shows.
II the interest on the mortgage isn't snywhere in
sight.
And the sheriff Ia expected to forecioss It any nisht
I. will chaer you to remember the depression that
Is cutirely psycholosical-which means 1t isn't real
Therefore let your hopeful bosom give pshcholosic
thvnb
Ask some psychologic brother for a psychoIoaic iob
II your savings have been scattered in psychologist
crash.
Pay the grocer and the butcher with some pycho-
logic cash,
And you speedily viii find yourself in psychologist
health
And possessed Of an embarrassment of psycholovic
wealth.
y. r. Montague. in New Yosk American.
The Washington herald., 1914-06-04
CORNERSTONE FOR HOSPITAL.
Emergcncy's New Home to BE
"Ushercd In" To-day.

Senator Gallinger, of New Hampshire,
will deliver the principal address at the
cornerstone laying ceremonies at the site
of the new Emergency Hospital, New
York avenue. between Seventeenth and
Eighteenth streets northwest. this after
noon at o'clock.
Commissioner Siddons will make short
address on behalf of the people Of Wash
ington who contributed to the hospital
building fund.
Woodbury. Blair, president of Emergency
Hospital. is TO preside at the ceremonies.
Invocation will be asked by Rev. G. Free
laid Peter, associate pastor of the Church
of the Epiphany.
The new hospital is being erected from
plans prepared by Nathan G. Wyeth,
architect, of this city.
The Washington herald., 1914-06-04
Under the Capitol Dome.

The House COMMITTEES on Agriculture
began yesterday TO put the finishing
touches on the Lever bill to regulate the
cotton exchanges The bill seeks to elimi-
nate gambling in. cotton futures by re-
quiring actual delivery, Of q certified
grade Of cotton handled on the exchanges.
A bill to erect q monument at Fremont
Peak. Cal. to commemorate the unfurling
of the American nag there by Gen. Fre-
mont. at the outbreak Of the last Mexi-
can war. was introduced yesterday BY
Representative Hayes. Of California The
bill appropriates $4,000 y
Independence for the Philippines IL pro-
vided in a bill which Representative
Jones. Of Virginia,. chairman of the House
Committee on Insular Affairs, placed be-
fore President Wilson yesterday and
which viii be introduced in the House
later in the week, The bill follows the
lines OF the Baltimore platform, provid
ing for Independence for the Filipinos as
soon as they show they are prepared for
1t.
The. nominations of John L. Caldwell
for Minister to Persia and Post Wheeler
as secretary to the Embassy at Toxic,
Japan, were ordered favorably reported
by the Senate Foreign Relations Commit
tee yesterday.
An unsuccessful attempt was made in
the House yesterday to set aside routine
business on the regular Wednesday calen-
dar and proceed with the discussion of
the antitrust program Representative
Wingo. of Arkansas, moved to dispense
with Calendar Wednesday, but the House
refused on a roll-call vote. 229 to 20. Fol-
lowing this vote. debate was resumed on
the Watkins bill to recodify the laws re-
lating to judicial procedure.
The bill authorizing the President to
extend invitations to foreign nations to
take part in the Star-Spangled Banner
at Baltimore, next fall was
reported from the Senate For
eign Relations Committee yesterday by
Senator O'Gorman.
The Washington herald., 1914-06-04
OUT FOR GOVERNOR.

Special TO The Washington Herald.
Los Angeles, Cal. June S.-John ID.
Fredericks. prosecuting attorney of Los
Angeles County. announced today his
candidacy for the Republican nomination
for governor. following the withdrawal
OF several other aspirants.
Fredericks gained national attention
as prosecutor of John ]. and James b.
Mcnamara. in connection with the dyna-
hitting of the Los Angeles Times Build
ing in 1911.
The Washington herald., 1914-06-04

to witness the dedication by the women Of the South
Of monument to their dead heroes
The chiefs of the two great organizations Of
veterans and the President of the United States
win speak to united people Of peace and patriotism
and American valor. The ceremony win be notable
and there will be few more of them, because there
is no North and no South, as the terms once were
understood by the two sides the civil strife of half
a century ago. The dedication of woman's memo
rial today viii be among the last of the peaceful
scenes which close great national tragedy
The Washington herald., 1914-06-04

Kansas City court in rendering its decision in
a case in which named Edling sued for damages
as result of being hit the head by foul ball,
said IF the Kansas City Blues had kept their eye
the ball with the accuracy that they contend Eding
should have exhibited, they would have attained a
higher place the pennant race" If the judge would
move to Washington he would have one less excuse
to make his decisions sound foolish
The Washington herald., 1914-06-04
$4,000 FOR SINGLE TRIP.

New York, June 3.-For his trip abroad.
on board the Aquitania, the new steam
ship of the White Star Line, sailing on
June 10, Otto II. Kahn has engaged three
suites on the b deck. This entities him
to a private promenade section of the
deck. which is set apart for his exclusive
use.
The allotment includes seven rooms,
comprising dining-room, sitting-room,
bedrooms. and three bathrooms. The list
price OF these palatial quarters is about
$4,000.
Mr.. Kahn will be accompanied by his
family and their attendahts-
The Washington herald., 1914-06-04

John Early may not be afflicted with leprosy, but
competent physicians say he is; and even though
he may be convinced he has right to go about
the country exposing hundreds of others to infection
Early long since forfeited by his methods, the large
share of public sympathy which once was his The
problem of caring for him and preventing him from
spreading the desease is one for the District or
Federal authorities to deal with firmly and effectively
The Washington herald., 1914-06-04

A whole lot of new thought exponents daily
appearing in a. New York court as witnesses and
principals in divorce suit. thought PASTOR it
seems, was very attentive to an actress who was a
member of his flock, The new thought women
gossiped about them and sped on them, and the
pastors new thought wife sued him for divorce In
all of which proceeding not single new thought
is suggested.
The Washington herald., 1914-06-04

tCopyri.ht, I3ifI
Some days when i have naught to do
/ pleasure find, and profit. too,
Pretending I'm but a machine
That can take apart and clean;
And then
Assemble all the parts again
Into a more compact affair
That's stronger for that bit Of care
To do the work that must be done
II distant goals are TO b wen.
The Washington herald., 1914-06-04

Three times did Col. Roosevelt deny that he
would be a candidate for governor of New York
and he called attention to the number of denials
himself-and- yet the circulation of Roosevelt nom-
nation petitions has begun in Erie and Niagara
Counties. Will the colonel permit nomination to
be forced upon him after thrice thrustng it asideo
The Washington herald., 1914-06-04
The 1000 Foot Ship.

From the City of Paris of 10000 tons to the Water.
land OF $1,000 TONS the jump is almost unbelievable
continued progress at the same pace is of course
impossible There are nine ships now built or build,
ing to rank with the Vaterland and the capacity of
each is so enormous as to care for large increase
in traffic 1t is entirely probable, therefore that
we shall have to wait number of years for the
long expected Iooo-foot craft.-New York Tribune
The Washington herald., 1914-06-04
NAVAL ORDERS.

Lieut. j. p Lannon, detached New
Hampshire to treatment, Naval Hos
pital Norfolk. Va
Lieut. A. Sharp. detached California:
to command Paul Jones.
Lieut. E r. Shipp. detached Paul Joness
to South Dakota, as navigator.
Ensign c. X. Bronson, detached Micht
gan: to Mississippi.
p A. Surg. II. \. Giltner, detachea
Naval Hospital. Norfolk. Va; to Sad
Francisco
The Washington herald., 1914-06-04
Low-Prieed Railway Shares.

road system at the end of last week. could have been
bought tor 20 share; the shares of another
great railroad system could have been bought for S3
and the common shares of still another great railroad
system were offered for rs cents The par value of
all these stocks is SIoo share 1t is only right TO
that two of these great systems are in recevershp
but the third isn't.Springheld Republican
The Washington herald., 1914-06-04
Income Tax Revenue.

amount of revenue which the income tsx will r.n ue
tor the hrst ten months it has been assessed The
hges have been in for several weeks and the aggre-
gate IS OF course known by this time. Is It proving
II had better be known before Congress adiourns for
the appropriation bills the way through this most
extravagant Congress disposing of considerably
more money than is anywhere in sght-P Philadelphia
The Washington herald., 1914-06-04
GANDER' KILLS BABY.

Jeanette. Pa. June S.-Keepers of geese
at Claridgs. near here, were ordered to-
day to keep the fowls within their yards,
following the death of the twenty-month
old son of Mrs. Martin Jakey. While at
play in the yard. the baby was attacked
by geese belonging to a neighbor and
pecked to death by . gander
The Washington herald., 1914-06-04
Needed Entertainment.

"You let me talk all day about this
mining stock and now you say you necer
had any idea OF investing"
We'll, stranger" responded the old
farmer, you seemed to want to talk, and
I've been powerful lonesome since winter
set in. Have supper with me and call it
square. kansas City Journal
The Washington herald., 1914-06-04
Not on the Job.

Mrs. Newlyrich, to her social secretary
Miss Fletcher. l hate to say it, but
I'm afraid you amt up in all tn re-
Quirements.
The Secr5tary-Please explain.
Mrs Newlyrich-Why. l was talSin' TO
that fat Mrs. Waddle this afternoon an
she said 1 ought to join tn Sapphira
Cuban I don't blieve you ever men
toned it-Cleveland Plain Dealer.
The Washington herald., 1914-06-04
Nature Fakers.

"Bur-reds is intelligent" Mrs. Branni-
gan observed, she encountered her
friend. Mrs. O'Brian. 'Ye can tache en-
anything. Me sister has wan as lives in
a clock, an whin it's tonne to tell tn
tonne II comes out an says cuckoo as
nanny tonnes as tn tonne is
IDIOTS wondherful"' said Mrs. O'Brian.
1T is. indade," said Mrs. Brannigan.
An the wondherful par-rt ov it all is it's
only a wooden blurred at thot"'-Judge.
The Washington herald., 1914-06-04
CONGRATULATIONS, GEORGE v.
EnSIand's Ruler Celebrates Forty
ninth birthday.

SPECIAL Cable to The Washington Herald
London, June skiing George V Of
England celebrated his 4sth birthday to-
day. He received messages Of congratu-
lations from many OF the crowned heads
of Europe and a number of gifts. The
militant suffragettes had threatened to
make another attack upon Buckingham
Palace on the Kings birthday which re-
suited in police guards being strength
ened there
The Washington herald., 1914-06-04
Morning Smiles.
ProSressiyc.

'Is he an eye doctor? Why. I thought
he was a Chiropodist."
He used to be. He began at the foot
and worked up, YOU see.'-Exchange-
The Washington herald., 1914-06-04
Not q Worthy Rival.

Mr. Roosevelt seems to be convinced that Mr.. VIII
son is not as great President as he was, and his
mild talk about calamity indicates that he doesn't
as he did in IooZ-New York Herald
The Washington herald., 1914-06-04
Then She Took Him,

Miss Wombat. will you be mine?''
Never
The young man was Jared, but not
wholly discouraged Presently he came
back in this fashion:
Well. will you let me be yours?'-
Exchange.
The Washington herald., 1914-06-04
Perils of the Sercnade.

dolin?"
Il might, but II wouldn't have much
tone. What do you want OF a sheet-iron
mandolin. anyway
I'm trying to serenade a girl and
they have a bulldog. I've busted several
instruments on him. Next time l smash
him I want to smash him good."-Louis-
vile Courier-Journal
The Washington herald., 1914-06-04

The fellow who started the report that the press
rnolds public opinion probably had grudge against
the press.
The Washington herald., 1914-06-04

No fog has ever dared settle on the ocean while
Col Roosevelt afoat.
The Washington herald., 1914-06-04
Truthful, But

The wayward young man, broken in
health, was sent to the Southwest TO re-
cuperate. He was in jail fo- stealing
quarter of beef. He wrote home: Dear
Father-1've picked up some flesh since
came here. but am still confined to my
room. Please send me s1Oo"-Chicago
News
The Washington herald., 1914-06-04

But Detective Burns is not the first man to CONT
TO grief in Atlanta.
The Washington herald., 1914-06-04
Easily Relieved.

Mr.. B.-This window open behind me
makes fearful draft. My teeth are
chattering.
Mrs. B.-WelI, you know you can take
them out-London Opinion.
The Washington herald., 1914-06-04

Over in Spain they having football games in
the bull rings, and people may regard this as
a favorable sign.
The Washington herald., 1914-06-04
MARINE CORPS.

Cant. William Bracket, detached re-
.cruiting duty. Detroit: to recruiting duty,
Second Lieut. Harry Schmidt, orders
to Marine Barracka Puget Sound. re-
yoked.
The Washington herald., 1914-06-04

According to Mr.. Mellen, other people worked
the New Haven while he was supposed to be work
ing for it.
The Washington herald., 1914-06-04

Remembering what happened at Kilkenny, it is
not strange that there have been no offers to mediate
the Ulster affair.
The Washington herald., 1914-06-04

What do you think of fellow who viii eat
spaghetti but balk at okra?
The Washington herald., 1914-06-04

The Wisconsin legislature has passed an act to
protect frogs and the political croakeTs are shaking
their heads
The Washington herald., 1914-06-04

And bone-headed man usually imagnes that he
has lot OF backbone.
The Washington herald., 1914-06-04
A Line o Cheer Each Day o
tn Year.
THE HUMAN MACHINE.

written Expressly for The Herald)
By JOHN KENDRIcK BANGS.
The Washington herald., 1914-06-04

If politician doesn't look after his fences the
bottom rail may get on top.
The Washington herald., 1914-06-04

Huerta may never shake the dust of Mexico off
his feet but he is constantly washing it out of his
throat
The Washington herald., 1914-06-04

Some Statesmen to think long speeches will
increase the countrys prosperity. e.
The Washington herald., 1914-06-04

The srangest feature of the whole business is that
so many Mexicans say they love their country.
The Washington herald., 1914-06-04
Ever Hear of Such Things ?


him and he did right to spank me-"
said Mrs. Louis Laparcone, twenty-one
who appeared in court to withdraw
her charge OF assault against her
spouse.
SOuthington. Conn, June 3.-'Hap-
py," a big mastiff, smelling smoke. un-
iatched the back door OF Robert Gra-
hams home, rushed to Graham's bed
room and aroused him Graham then
awakened ten other members of the
family who barely escaped death from
suffocation.
New York. June 3.-Notion picture
censors have decreed that hereafter
long drawn-out love scenes ardent
beyond the dramatic requirements"
will be cut out
Mays Landing, y. J.. June AL
leging that DR.. Emery Marvel left a
six-inch rubber drain in the neck of
his daughter Katherine, six years old,
following an operation, Prof. l. w.
RILEY, of Vassar College. has sued the
physician for $4,000.
jersey City, N. J., June Mrs.
Beatrice NJ. van der Perrin. who is be-
ing sued by Mrs. John E. Oldrin for
.S25.oU0 for alleged alienation of Old
rims affections, testified that Oldrin
left his wife because she kept pictures
of former beauX in conspicuous places
about the house.
The Washington herald., 1914-06-04

Be it ever so humble, there is no place like the
baseball ground.
The Washington herald., 1914-06-04

New York has another tong war, and the pot is
calling the kettle black, as usual ...
The Washington herald., 1914-06-04

And what has become of the old-fashioned woman
who used to control her husband with rolling pin
The Washington herald., 1914-06-04

An old bachelor complains because modern women
put on airs Well, that is about all they do put on
The Washington herald., 1914-06-04

President Wilson may be doing business in tent
but he is still receiving suggestions from Col House
The Washington herald., 1914-06-04

A man who has just returned from Mexico says
there is not single Cole Blease in all that country
The Washington herald., 1914-06-04
New York Hotel Arrivals.

Special TO The Washington Herald.
New York, June 3.-Washingtonians ar
rived and registered today as follows
York Union SQUARE
A. v. Gambler. j. Wilson.
Pierrepont- Mrs. j. Wilson.
L. Amsprung. Netherland-
p. ]. Doherty. n. Darling.
Grand Aberdeen
r. II. Duckett Miss +. FrommeL
Mrs. r. II. bucket Miss X. Huttig.
c. J. Gawter. Sherman Square
II. A. Hopkins A. c. Hansen.
L. p. Kelly. Navarro
b. II. Collins. W. r. Humphries
II. A. Hopkins II. w. Ireland
Miss z. NJ. Johnson Mrs. II. W. Ireland
Martha aWashington-Hoffma House
Mrs. c. W. Thomas. Rev. ]. Spensley
3. Curry. Marl-Blen-
Latham S NJ. Zahn.
q. B. Perkins. Mrs. S. NJ. Zahn.
Merchants and Buyers.-Netherland. s.
Kahn; York. d. j. Grinsfelder; E. Span
Ter. 33i Fourth Avenue: Miss NJ. D. COL
Inns, 334 Fourth Avenue; ]. A. Hobson. 334
Fourth Avenue; Miss E. McGill. 33i
Fourth Avenue.
The Washington herald., 1914-06-04

Democratic inhumanity to Democrats makes th'
party mourn.
The Washington herald., 1914-06-04

Talk of Huerta tottering now causes only litter
ing.
The Washington herald., 1914-06-04

Special TO The Washington Herald
New York, June 3.-Washingtonians a.
rived and registered today as follows
The Canon City record with which is consolidated the Canon City cannon., 1914-02-05
Marketing Soap Weed

In order to supply the demands Ct
soap makers. settlers in Western Kan
sas are cutting and marketing Span
ish bayonet. or soap weed. technically
known as Yucca baccata. Manufzc-
turers are paying $500 per ton for the
plant (. O. b.. cars at at.railway stations,
while the estimated cost Of cutting.
drying. bailing. and hauling ranges
from $500 to $500 per ton depending
upon the distance from the railroad.
Ir the manufacture OF soap some max
ers utilize the tops and others the
roots Of the plant IL Is said that one
man can cut a ton per day After cut
ting IT is allowed to dry from sixty to
ninety days and Is then haled in n
regular broom-corn baIing machine
The industry is now operating on
lands adjacent to the Kansas national
forest and II Is expected that the de-
mand viii soon spread to the Kansas
forest. some portions OF which bear
an abundance of the plant II is also
found in Southern Colorado. Arizona
New Mexico and Texas Wherever u
occurs on the national forests II +
considered 4 pest. since II is the na-
ture Of the plant to spread over large
areas and kill off the other vegeta-
ton In line with its policy OF range
Improvement. the government is anS-
ious TO rid the RACES OF all injurious
plants. and II is the hope Of forestry
officials that the commercial demand
for soap weed will eventually become
an important factor in Its eradication
from the ranges.
The Canon City record with which is consolidated the Canon City cannon., 1914-02-05
Mr.. AND MRS. LAMBERT
RETURN FROM COAST

Mr.. and Mrs. Thomas Lambert re-
turned to Canon City Thursday night
after an absence OF six months on the
Pacific Coast; most OF which was
spent at Richmond. California. where
their daughter. Mrs James c. Nc
Doweli. resides. Mr.. Lambert is no,
enthusiastic about the climate OF Cal
ifornia. whicN in his opinion does not
equal that of Colorado. Mr.. Lambert
saw Harry c. Maddox several times
In Frisco and reports him as getting
along nicely. Mr.. and Mrs. Lambert
left San Francisco last Saturday morn
ing for Los Angeles and were two
days getting there on account of the
vsh-outs and heavy rains In that
portion OF the state. business OF all
kinds. according to Mr.. Lambert.
very dull in California. especially
about San Francisco. where thousands
OF men are out of employment
The Canon City record with which is consolidated the Canon City cannon., 1914-02-05
Surprise Bealls.

On Thursday evening OF this week
the home OF Mr.. and Mrs. r. s. Beall
was invaded by nearly thirty merry
makers and a jolly good time had by
both the 'surprised and the surpris-
ers. Games. music. dancing and the
serving OF a sumptuous luncheon
provided by tho guests. nlllng in the
happy hours.
The guest list included the role OF
Beaii h member. together with their
husbands. Mrs. Meyers Of Denver. Mrs.
Beail's sister being an especially
honored guest.
The Canon City record with which is consolidated the Canon City cannon., 1914-02-05
CANON CITY HIGH DE-
FEATS SALlDA HlGH

The fast Canon City high school
tea mcame back after their downfall
in Pueblo a week ago and showed up
the qBlntet FRO msalida at the Y. n
C. a gym last night The score at
the ead of the game stood 81 to IS In
favor OF Canon City.
Al all times during the game the
Cam boys had the advantage Of the
tally. bat by spurts the salida mea
threatened { otie the score or take
the lead.
There were no stars In the Canon
lineup and the victory can be credi-
ted to the clock-lIke team work which
Coach George has drilled into the
team besides the natural speed which
they seem 10 possess Center Booth.
Of the Saiida team. can be called the
star for salida. for during the first
half OF the game. his work was re-
sponsible 70 rneariy all OF their
scores. Capt. Rhodes. OF Saiida man
aged to ger his shoulder strained when
he ran into the sturdy little Canon
guard. Craig. and Sheen was put in TO
take his place.
wiebweck. OF Leadville. refereed
and umpired the game and while his
work Is slower than we have seen at
tines. IL was very fair and impartial
The largest crowd OF the season
Witnessed the game and the cheering
was good st all times.
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