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The Madisonian. (Richmond, Ky.) 1913-1914, 1914-07-21
HOW TO LEARN TO SWIM.
One Lesson Will Teach 1t if You Fol
low the Rules.

low the Rules.
First.-Observe the motions of a
swimming frog. ,.u'5'
Second.-Find a beach or pool with
level bottom. No .''stepoffs" or holes.
Lean forward. Take a long breath.
Let your head sink into the water as
far as it will Allow the arms and
legs to assume their own positions,
Then reach forward with the arms and
bring up the legs, as you have seen the
frog do.
Third.-Bring the arms back with an
outward circular motion, kicking the
legs back and in at the same time.
Fourth.-At first you may not get
your head out of water Never mind
that. Swim as long and as far as you
conveniently can under water. You
will not be very far under. Your hips
will probably be above water, but your
mouth and nose under
Fifth.-Try and try again and keep
swimming with your face under as
long as you can endure it without pain
or inconvenience.
Sixth.-Directly you viii find that as
the arms start to come back they will
elevate the head out of water, so that
the mouth is clear. Then take a good
deep breath.
Seventh.-As the arms go back the
head will sink again. Let it sink.
That is the way to swim.
Eighth-As the head sinks bring the
arms forward again and also the legs.
Then go through the same motion as
before.
Ninth.-Remember each time the
arms come back in the stroke the head
goes up. Let the mouth just clear the
water far enough and long enough to
take full breath Of air.
Tenth.-That is the way the great
swimmers swim. They do not try to
keep their mouths far above water.
They bring the mouth just far enough
above water to take breath. That is
all.
/ Eleventh.-What handicaps most be
ginners is the desire to keep the head
too far out of water Champions could
not do what beginners try to do.
Twelfth.-After you have learned to
keep afloat and swim a bit you car
learn the different strokes and the
proper way to apply them from some
| efficient instructor
The Madisonian. (Richmond, Ky.) 1913-1914, 1914-07-21
MERE OPINION.

We once knew a. man VINO could
smoke cigar for three hours, keeping
it lighted all the time. We don't re
member what else he was noted for.
1t is no unusual thing for man to
think more of his stomach than OF
heaven.
Some men think they have only tc
learn to write their names ilegibly IN
order to achieve greatness.
The man who quits when he has
enough does 50 because the underta
ker interferes-
Money talks the dead languages. az
well as all the rest.
The Madisonian. (Richmond, Ky.) 1913-1914, 1914-07-21
HOW TO SAVE THE DROWNING.
Simple Rules to Follow to Resuscitate
Unconscious Bather.

SlInRIS EluNSS " GOHOW ~ sNOoHO~ts@AS
Unconscious Bather.
1t is not impossible to restore life,
even after all signs of life appear to
be gone, in a bather. Do this:
First---The first thing. of course, is
to get the body to the shore.
Second-Lose no time in carrying it
to place of shelter. Clear of the water
anywhere is the place to begin work.
Third.-Lay the body face down
ward; stand astride the hips; join your
hands underneath the body, raising it
with a quick motion once or twice;
place a roll of clothing. or. if not avail
able, pile up the sand so as to have the
middle of the body the highest This
is to clear the water from the throat.
Fourth.-Turn the body over, having
the raised pile under the back at the
The Madisonian. (Richmond, Ky.) 1913-1914, 1914-07-21
MisludQed.

Myrtle said her father, 81 want
you to send that young Smitherton
about his business. l won't have him
coming around here any more. don't
like him."
why, father, can't see what you
can have against him. He is awfully
nice, comes from a very fine family,
doesn't use tobacco and he never
touches a drop of any kind of liquor.
That's all right don't like him.
He hasn't any sense of humor, and
don't believe man who lacks the
sense of humor can ever amount to
much"
+ But he has a sense of humor
After you had gone upstairs last night
he said you were the funniest thing he
had ever seen"
The Madisonian. (Richmond, Ky.) 1913-1914, 1914-07-21

HOW TO SAVE UNCONSCIOUS PERSON.
waist; kneel across the hips, have the
arms held over the head by an at
tendant. If no one but the rescuer is
present place them over the head.
Fifth.-With a hand each side of the
body at the foot of the ribs, press with
all your force upward toward the
shoulders steadily while you count
four; relax the pressure suddenly;
count two, then renew the pressure,
and continue this until some movement
shows life, sigh usually being the
first indication. Persevere in this treat
ment steadily. Do not give up for at
least half an hour.
The Madisonian. (Richmond, Ky.) 1913-1914, 1914-07-21
IF you FALL OVERHEARD
And Can't Swim Read Here Just What
to Do.

to Do.
In reply to the question as to what
one who cannot swim should do if he
falls into the water when there is no
assistance at hand William 81. Daily,
champion life saver of the United
States, once said:
when one falls into the water the
weight of the body will force it under
the water at first, but it will rise again
If the mouth is kept shut When you
are under the water clasp your hands
behind your back, squaring your ell
bows so as to balance the floating
body, and you viii rise to the surface
on your back and float until help reach
es you or until you starve, as long as
you keep your hands in that position.
'.The hands clasped and placed on
the back of the neck is an equally good
position
Daily Thought.
Friendship is the nearest thing We
know to religion. -Ruskin.
The Madisonian. (Richmond, Ky.) 1913-1914, 1914-07-21
A TrInu Time.

There have been few times in the
history of our country when we have
been confronted by so many perple1-
ing problems as at this time There
is the army on the Mexican frontier,
for one thing. The danger of war with
Japan is another matter that we must
not lose sight of"
Yes, and, more important still, the
matter of getting third baseman for
our team has got to be settled without
any delay"
The Madisonian. (Richmond, Ky.) 1913-1914, 1914-07-21
KEEPING THE CAMP DRY.
Useful Hint For One Night Camps In
the Rain.

Useful Hint For One Night Camps In
the Rain.
In selecting camp site choose, if
choice be granted you, ground that will
haye slight slope away from the tent
on all sides. Never pitch in hollow
or on fiat ground, which catches the
DRAWINGS from a watershed, however
small. If your camp is to be perma-
nent dig trench around the tent.
To obviate the necessity of this in
one night camps and still insure a dry
camp in wet weather have four inch
flap of heavy canvas added to the bot
tom of your shelter tent This folds
under and lies fiat on the ground in
side the tent. The rubber blankets are
then spread so as to come well over the
edges of the flap, making it impossible
for any water to get inside by running
under.
The Madisonian. (Richmond, Ky.) 1913-1914, 1914-07-21
KILLS az AMRusH-

DR.. Buchner, professor of medicine
in Munich university, has said, ALEC
hol kills the largest number of victims
by ambush, as it were, in that it un-
dermines the power of resistance to
sickness, so that the apparently quite
temperate drinker succumbs to lung
which the sound, normal body easily
overcomes."
The Madisonian. (Richmond, Ky.) 1913-1914, 1914-07-21

The Professors Wife Ito the Pro
lessor, who has just come In from a
Walk -~What have you done with
your umbrella and Fido?' The Pro
lessor CRYING to remember) What
h'm--wait minute oh, yes. pre-
cisely, You see, my hat blew OF, and
! didn't want to have the poor little
beast run with me after it, so 1 stuck
the umbrella in the ground somewhere
and tied Fido to it suppose they
are still there
The Madisonian. (Richmond, Ky.) 1913-1914, 1914-07-21
Pekin Duck Eggs

AT Madison County Poultry Show, Dec.
lo-ls, 1913. we won lst and End Cock, lst
and End Hen; 1st, End, 3rd and 4th Cock
rel Our first pen is headed by Kentucky
Choice first cockrel mated to six hens all
winners. Eggs S1.O0 per II.
Geo. B. DeJarnette,
Phone 1858 Richmond, Ky. RR4
The Madisonian. (Richmond, Ky.) 1913-1914, 1914-07-21

rest quite easily rUckeu IN Ine cruu1u
Of the deep" provided his heart and
nervous strength are not already ex-
hausted by violent muscular exertion.
If, however, the circulation is impeded
or the nervous strength exhausted cere-
bral congestion, heart failure or nerv-
Gus spasm is liable to seize even the
expert and render him as powerless as
a baby in the mighty arms of the
oceans waves.
The Madisonian. (Richmond, Ky.) 1913-1914, 1914-07-21
CHINE ON INCREASE

Coincident with the officially report
ed fearful spread Of alcoholism in
France is the terrible increase of
crime, and the recommendation of
how It can best be combated; also
the increasing number of childless
families, Of which there are 1900, 900
In that country, with 100000 that
have but one child each.
The Madisonian. (Richmond, Ky.) 1913-1914, 1914-07-21
NO LEGAL SALOON.

You may have seen legalized
saloon, but you have never seen a
legal saloon. The liquor business has
never submitted to legal restraints
anywhere. If you regulate it, it VIC
lates the regulations. If you segre-
gate 1t. it sneaks across the forbid
den line. If you close the front door,
the back door is open. The regulated
salocN is a myth, and the Model Lii
cense league is a fraud.-Gov. Ben
W. Hooper Of Tennessee.
The Madisonian. (Richmond, Ky.) 1913-1914, 1914-07-21
Never Dull.

1T must be awfully dull living In a
town of this size. What do you ever
do for excitement
Dull? Say, you don't know what
you're taIkin about. / don't believe
there's been a minute durin' the past
year when we haven't had some kind
of church scandal gotn' on"
The Madisonian. (Richmond, Ky.) 1913-1914, 1914-07-21
OBJECT OF BREWERS.

The president of the Master Brew
ers' association, which met lately In
Pittsburgh, said, in his annual address.
that 1.-THE object of this association
Is not to get the people to drink more
beer but to get more people to drink
beer"
The Madisonian. (Richmond, Ky.) 1913-1914, 1914-07-21
This M eHT>s INDIGNATION.

THIS M GHTT !NDiGNATION.
The present mighty indignation
against the booze business-eIectric,
isn't It? It's fiash-everywhere The
forked kind, too, it is. No sheet light
ming this! No mere spectacular glow
along a far horizon; but the zig-zag,
rip-rap bolt that cuts asunder-the
kind that has THE PUNCH.
Whence came it? Well, whence that
liberal bolt In summers tempest-time I?
A binding streak On an instant made?
Not so! Rather is it the long, day by
day, week by week. concentration of
power from world-big dynamos AT
LAST breaking all bands asunder and
STRIKING!
So comes This Mighty Indignation.
Through years and years,
Through blood and tears,
Through wavering faith
and faltering fears
THIS mighty indignation!
Rev Henry N. Cameron, Washing
ton, Pa.
The Madisonian. (Richmond, Ky.) 1913-1914, 1914-07-21

COST or SALOON LICENSE.
For every $120 saloon license money
paid. one boy must learn to drink
liquor.
The Madisonian. (Richmond, Ky.) 1913-1914, 1914-07-21
ALL SHE ASKED

Tell me that I
may hope he
pleaded.
-An right" she
replied, hope on,
but don't ask me-
to feed your hope
with a spoon"
The Madisonian. (Richmond, Ky.) 1913-1914, 1914-07-21
peservea No synnpathx.

'AFhe price of champagne La going
up
Let her go. This is case where
positively refuse to sympathixe with
the ultimate consumer"
The Madisonian. (Richmond, Ky.) 1913-1914, 1914-07-21
The WOMAN WHO DELIBERATE[

There Once Woman who Endeavored to Please her Husband
Every Particular. This very Difficult Thing to do
Anong the Many Faults of Sex he Accustomed to Say
els Brightness You Jump Hastily at Conclusions If you would
Devote the Mature Consideration of Business Man Affairs
they would Meet with Better Success Wish would Remember This
On Occasion he Informed her that he About Present her
with Fine Piece Fur Christmas Present Invited
Accompany Him and Make her Own Selection.
When they Reached the Fur Shop the Woman Said to Herself Now
the Time to Delight Him with Mature Consideration will Not
Jump Hastily That Coat Weigh the Merits of
Pieces"
Accordingly she Reasoned as follows:
will Not take the Long Coat Expensive
The Madisonian. (Richmond, Ky.) 1913-1914, 1914-07-21

Try On viii Not take the Colaret Not be Warm
Enough will Try not take the Stole for will Not
Look as Cost Enough but viii Try On Cape
for it Not Fashionable but viii Try it On" And
Her Husband could Contain himself longer Heavens
Sake woman, Make Up Mind he cried Me
an Insane Asylum with Dddng Ways Have Had
the Garment half Worn Out by Now will Cure you Shopping
Cure of Nothing Else Take what you Let Us Get
Away
When they had Reached their Home her Thus
Benp
This teaches us that the Woman who Deberaes Bosed
The Madisonian. (Richmond, Ky.) 1913-1914, 1914-07-21
be forgetting;

be forgetting;
Let us bravely thrust aside
Fears such as possess the rabbit
Maybe, after we have tried
For awhile, Wen get the habit.
The Madisonian. (Richmond, Ky.) 1913-1914, 1914-07-21

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The Madisonian. (Richmond, Ky.) 1913-1914, 1914-07-21

'Ef, ez dey say" observed Br'ef
Williams. de devil invented de tango
dance, sinners should practice It
night an day. Eaze it'll be life-saver,
ter um wen dey hits de hot pave
ment down below ter know how ter
hop atlanta Constitution.
The Madisonian. (Richmond, Ky.) 1913-1914, 1914-07-21
Lett Al the Post.

This teaches that the Woman who Deberates is Bosed
The day book. [volume] (Chicago, Ill.) 1911-1917, 1914-01-13
INTERESTING LOCAL NEWS ITEMS

Mrs. Clara D. Pease wants $500 in
crease in alimony a month. Claims it
cost her 81, 400 for clothes since May.
Utilities Board to decide Oak Park
gas reduction dispute. w. Van Bdren
st. street car accident to be taken
up today.
Fifty horses suffocated at A. 7.
Willett Teaming Co.'s stable, 252 E.
Grand av. Loss $4,000.
Edward J. Tobin, county superin-
tendent of schools, reports $4,000
shortage in accounts of John O'Brien,
school treasurer, Lemont, Ill.
Wife abandonment case against
Edward c.. Herring, $50 w. Jackson
ST., dismissed at request of wife.
John F. WheIan, 742 Fullerton aV.,
arrested. Alleged to have taken Sc, 900
from employers. Released on bonds.
Theresa Windert, 10, Dubuque, la,
and John Smidtley held by police.
Elopers. No record of marriage.
George n. Webster, 1921 Prairie
aV., kicked by robber. John Conway
held as assailant.
Harry Daniels arrested. Said to
have beaten G. B. Leonard, 1902
Washington blvd, into unconscious
ness. Took jewels valued at $20S.
Joseph WoIter, 1874 Calumet aV.,
swallowed shoe nail. Dead.
The day book. [volume] (Chicago, Ill.) 1911-1917, 1914-01-13

expressed my qualification that,
through the radiating influence of the
University Settlement, the feminine
newcomers in our republic are learn
ing the new and only real morality,
the morality which rejects the an
cient falsehood that what is poison
for the goose is merely peccadillo for
the gander.
$50 many persons do not appre-
ciate what splendid personalities exist
among our foreign population" Miss
Valid replied.
There seems to be a contagious
misunderstanding that the poor for
eigner is ignorant. Yet anyone with
extended personal acquaintance with
the immigrant knows that, because
of the handicap of ignorance of our
The day book. [volume] (Chicago, Ill.) 1911-1917, 1914-01-13

Anthony Czarnecki will speak at
the Northwest Side Commercial As
sociation's weekly luncheon, Ger
ston's Cafe, Ashland aV. and Division
ST., Jan. Is, 1890 noon.
Members of local commission want
safety show. Jan. % named as safety
day.
Mrs. Mary Morton, 20 GroVeIand
aV., and 7-months' old baby refused
admission in city institutions, Judge
Uhlir said it was an outrage to send
a nursing mother to penal institu-
ton.
Roy RagsdaIe, $40 Irving Park,
and Ephraim Aukergerg, 2314 N.
Central Park av., arrested in Milwau-
kee. Were trying to sell Lee Rags
dale's auto for 5000.
Degradation of women, hero-Wor-
ship of criminals, portrayal of crime
and ridicule of those in authority will
not be permitted in movie films, says
Funkhouser.
Fifty cases of violation of the Wo-
mems 10-hour law and child labor act
were up before Judge Newcomer.
$500 in fines imposed.
Michael MCGEE, 72o N. Dearborn
st., tried to collect bill from John
Stothos and Peter Aromebias, 748 N.
State st. Got black eye. Stothos and
The day book. [volume] (Chicago, Ill.) 1911-1917, 1914-01-13

language and customs of our coun-
try, intellectual men and women are
found at operating machines, are
peddlers, and are very numerous in
the needle trades. They have thought
deeply, read widely an dhave sacri-
feed much to get to this land of
political equality.
Gas an instance of the intelligence
of some women employed in factor
les, I must tell you of young i'm
migrant girl who resented the charge
made by a foreign man that America
is materialistic and that its greatest
names are Rockefeller, Hartman
and Morgan. Those are its richest
men, the girl replied, but the great
est men are Abraham Lincoln, Walt
Whitman and Edward Mcdowell! "
Bisbee daily review., 1914-05-30
. . NRN NN9 . . HOMES . FOR SALE . ON E ASY TERMS

. Furniture for sale in a 13-rOom .
 q house. house can be rented, q
 . rooms are all full This is a (
 . bargain H
 c Four-room modern house well c
 . built, fruit trees and flowers. z
 e $500 down, balance S2O per mo c
 70 Three-room house in Don Luis, .
 F in good condition A small pay q
 . ment down. balance like rent q
 70 Three-room house in Barker .
 . ville level yard, an fenced e
 e Terms c
 70 Desirable building lots in c c Tombstone Canyon C .R Stable, garage and corral for z
 Q rent in Lowell. c .H Tor these and othcf exceptional Q
 e bargains SEE . HAIGLER, "
 . The hurry-up Real Estate and q
 q Insurance Man. . .@ Postoffice Box 1762. c .% o. K. Block opp Depot. c 70 Phone 76. q . c q q . q C . . q ( q
Bisbee daily review., 1914-05-30
NEXT PROHIBITION
 ELECTION IN 1922?
Bill Being Initiated in Arizona Provides Eight Years
 lntermisSiOn.

PHOENIX. May 29-No matter what Che result of Che statewide pro- mbition election Is this fall, 1t will probably be the last election of the kind in Arizona for at least eight years
 A bin providing that whenever a prohibition election is held in the state in a county, precinct or ucor- pnrated city, there shall not be an- other election of the same nature for eight years, is now being initiated Petitions have made their appearance in all parts of the state Their source is mysterious The "drys' claim that ihey have nothing to do with them
Bisbee daily review., 1914-05-30
ANGERS
 PHOENIX MERCHANTS
Business Men May Invoke Ref erendum Against Two
 Ordinances.

PHOENIX May 29- Though they have been in office less than two months, the new Phoenix commission CTS are already at daggers points with the merchants of the city. The mer- chants are now preparing Co invoke referendum against two ordinances the commissioners have just passed
 One of the ordinances disapproyed by the merchants doubles tine quarter ly licenses they now pay. The other requires the sidewalk in front of each place of business to be swept between 9:3O D. m. and a. m.
 The merchants feel that they al- ready pay enough taxes without hay ing their licenses doubled Their stocks of goods are valued higher than ever before for taxation purposes. Taxes are higher in Phoenix because of the many improvements being made at municipal expense Great economies were prompised under the new regime but 80 many improvements are needed that there is no prospect of a reduc- tion in taxes for several years.
 It is claimed that extra help win have to be employed 1T sidewalks are swept during Che night and thus Si or S5 will be added to the monthly ex. penses of each merchant.
 A lively discussion of the two ordi- dinances was had at the last meeting of the Merchants and Manufacturers association. to which practically all local business men belong Final ac- tion in regard 10 the referendum will be taken next Wednesday evening
Bisbee daily review., 1914-05-30

The nominations for United States senator aud for governor and other State offices in Iowa win be settled u the primaries ne4t week
Bisbee daily review., 1914-05-30

but many of the temperance workers support the bill warmly They say that if both it and the prohibition amend ment are approved by a majority of the voters, Arizona certainly will be dry for eight years
 Reports are in circulation that per sons interested in the reduction of taxes, who do not believe that public money should be wasted on frequent wet and dry elections, are behind this bin
 Petitions for a bin to provide for the semi-annual payment of taxes have been received in Phoenix from Yavapai county It is understood that they are also being circulated through out the state
Bisbee daily review., 1914-05-30
LEGAL NOTICES
NOTICE FOR PUBLICATION
Dspartment of the InterIor

Department of the Interior E. Land Office at Phoenix, Ariz.,
 May 7th. 1914 NOTICE is hereby given that Hugh l. Dugan, of Bisbee, Arizona. who, on June 29th, 1912, made Homestead en- try, No. O17796 for E1ssWlI, sWl4- sWil, Sec. 9; SEA SEA-, Sec 8, Town ship 22s, Range 26E, G&SR Meridian, has filed notice of intention to make communication proof to establish claim to the land above described. before J. D. Taylor U S. Commissioner, e. Bisbee, Arizona. on the 10th day of June 1914.
 Claimant names as witnesses: Burtram w. Johnston. of Lowell, Ariz. William H Hall. of Bisbee, Arizona. Prank A Murphy. of McNoal. Arizona. George D. Berry of Bisbee, Arizona.
 THOMAS F. WEEDIN,
 Register.
Bisbee daily review., 1914-05-30

entry. No. O364O, for slkNEH. N1ksE1t. Section 8. Township PAS, Range 24E. G&SR Meridian has filed notice Of intention to make five year Proof Co establish claim to the land above described, before J. D. Taylor U. $ Commissioner, at Bisbee, Arizo- ne, on the 10th day of June, 1914. Claimant names as witnesses: Charles J. Lundvall, of Don Luis, Ariz. George R. Pemberton. of Don Luis, Ariz.
 Henry B. Kendrick. Of Don Luis, Ariz. George Kirkland, of Bisbee, Arizona.
 THOMAS F. WEEDIN
 Register
Bisbee daily review., 1914-05-30
IN THE SUPERIOR COURT

In the County of Cochise, State of
 Arizona
 In the matter of the estate of
 Charles McGinty, deceased. Or
 der to show cause why order Of
 sale of real estate and personal
 property should not be made
 It appearing to this court. by the petition this day presented and filed by James Brogan. the administrator of the estate of Charles McGinty, deceased, that it is necessary to sell the whole or some portion of the real estate and personal property of said decedent to pay the debts of decedent and the expenses and charges of administration
 It is therefore ordered by this court; That all persons interested in the estate of said deceased appear before the said Superior Court on Saturday, the goth day of June, A. D., 1914 at the hour of 10 o'clock a. m. of said day at the court room of said court at the court house in the city of Tombstone. ~ochise county, State of Arizona 10 show cause why an order should not be granted to said administrator to sell so much of the said real estate and personal property as shall be neces. sary and that a copy of this order be published four successive weeks in the Bisbee Daily Review. a news paper printed and published in the said county of Cochise
 Dated May 10. 1914.
 ALFRED c. LOCKWOOD.
 Judge of the Superior Court
Bisbee daily review., 1914-05-30
FOUND

FOUND-ln Warren, a gold Waltham watch and fob. Owner may have same by proving property and pay ing for this ad. Address box s36, Warren, Ariz (266)
Bisbee daily review., 1914-05-30
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