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The Washington times., 1914-05-14
HARLAN BROTHERS
HAVE LOWEST CARD
Morning Play in Chevy Chase
Go'f Tournament Sees Low
Qualifying Scores.

Low qualifying scores Of s. turned in
b. Dr.. l.. J. Earb2n and his brother
EGTin lIarDIn. featured the morning
pay of the first day OF the annual in
vitat;on Golf tournament of the Chevy
CEaSe Club.
1t is predicted that these scores will
be bctteFcd before the field Of lOG
golfers turn in their scores by sun
down. Drawings for match play will
be made at s o'clock.
Qua flying scores registered uD till
Edwin Harlan. s! ]. u. Casself. 90;
Iohn {. White. 90: W. l.. Hillyer. 90;
V. F.. Dus-, %; II. A. Wills. 30: Marvin
Thompson, 81: p. f: Burns, 81: ". "
Duss. 0c: L. D. Underwood, &c; W. "
Brooks. 81: George r. Brown. 81: s
Lawrence. o.: \. p. TrHadway, 9S; e. W
Townsead. s.: F. II. Gillette, 9s; +. W
par,l1:, 10: B. =. Wat SON. l'F: \. y
Leach, 1na; Il. Y. Sh"'iiaa. 102: V. \
King. iW; Tucker Smith, l0i: w. Dec,
Ratcnc.l. 109
The Washington times., 1914-05-14
MAYO TOLD TO AID
TAMP|C0 VICTIMS
American Fleet Will Assist
Wounded and Help Open Up
Oil Fields Again.

admiral MAYO at Tamp!co was en-
uo\.cred touay by Secretary nauielS
"rGer to enter the Eanuco riI sr IL
live any aid To wounded at IampicO
or 10 assist oil mtn, If he believed il
s,;,-isablc. Adrniral Mayo officially
reported TO-DAY tnat all Tsmpico ap-
u, ared tC he in the hands OF the
,eNals md that 'the feosTals had
Inc o.ucial announcement toda y
xaiu:
ADMIRAL Badger transmits from
,d,n:ral MAYO dispatch saring that
C'2lock vasterUGy afternoon Tam
the rebels and the Indications were
the feGeraIs mad evacuated.
'"Ar that tins the gUnOoai Vera C.Lz
was still Up the river by railway
bridge.
rersiNeS tn2t the federal troops blew up
ihcir barracks at Il:15 before reti.in ;
from the city.
"Ey 4 o'clock Yesterday afternoon the
6r;n.. had praCt cally ceased, and only 4
few shots were heard occasionally;
Tine CAPTAINS o. the gunboats Bravo
and Zara SoZa. which came down the
~irer at !; o'clock yesterday afternoon.
hove asked Admiral Mayo for an int
viev. ADMIRAL Mayo has Informed
them that ne will receive them on
heard the tUHlleSblIut.
Sarretily Dan:c.s sid his orders gave
Mo IN Discretionary authority to dc
as he cees IL at Tanpico:
Tic Secretary was confident that the
,oi,ers would ford The oil men protec-
Ion. and Ms o.de.s indicated an early
move on M2yo's part to assist wounded
md TO ae,r, opcn UD the o.l fields again.
Admiral Mayo NAV already be in the
river" the Secretary commented sig
Difcsntl:'.
The Washington times., 1914-05-14

leaders say. not only gives the cons!itu-
tionalists absolute control OF nortGe. Il
kICn,Co sru Oy its railroad connections
assures prompt and eHic.ent i,O"S
movements. but also as a free port o.
entry gives connection 10 the rlarAetS Oh
the world with the center OF business
in the interior. n.
Inc capture OF Mazatlan. on the "a
ci6c coast is expected within 4 ie "
davs, and with a port OF entry On eac'l
coast the constitutioualsts Wo'''d nave
undisputed possession OF more than hal:
OF McXico.
Will Be There Sunday.
The \. B. =. representatives and those
from the United States will be there
SUNDAY. The fact that the representa-
tires Of this Government have not been
given plenary powers is regarded as
highly cignifcant II means that they
will be merely she mouthpieces OF
President Wilson, and that the Admin
istrat:on expects to assume direct re-
sponsibility for the final outcome. no
matter what Il may be. Arrangements
have been made 10 connect the White
House with the quarters a. Niagara
Falls bv a long distance phone line
which will be so guarded th5t no out-
s;dcrs will have access to il, and COM
p,ete privacy of all talks assured. And
the American representatives, VIII also
have access to a private telegraph lire
10 be manned by Government operators.
The Washington times., 1914-05-14
LAST:O|TCH
STAND BY FEDERALS
Military Men Believe Huertistas
WI, Resist Rebel Invaders at
San Luis Potosi.
BY N. c. PARKS.

JUAREZ, Mexico. May H.-"My con-
grYrulat.ons 10 General Gonzales. We
meet soon in Mexico City.''
Gen. Francisco Villa, gathering his
troops for an assault on Saltilio, where
l. Ol0 federal5 III c enGanlped. sent this
brief telegram to constituoionalist head
quarters here today in response to a
message seat at midnight advising him
OF tine roJt OF the uuetta forces at
fampiCo.
Mexican rebel officers sWarmed the
Sovcrnmcnt telegraph Office hsIe to-
day. ClamoriHg Ior more news OF Con-
Zales victory. The constitutional st
baT1s cks. custom houses and even the
street corners were thronged for Inc
first time since the fall OF Torreon with
excited groups OF men predicting a
quick march on Mexico City.
without definite information as to the
movement OF, federals who evacuated
one more last stand by the Huertistas
before fighting begins at the doors of
the national palace. They believe that
General ZaragoZa. federal commander
at Tampico. will attempt to reach San
Luis PotoEi with his force: that the
federals now at Saltillo will retire with
out seriously resisting Villa, and that
the entire body OF Huerta troops ope-
rating north an1east OF Vera CIuz and
the capital will make a desperate at
tempt at San Lu's Potosi to repcl the
no. skcrn invaders. ..
A retreat of the feGeraIs down the
coast ErOm Tampico to Vera Cruz is
he'd to be impossible on account o. tue
mountainous country lying between the
two cities. On the otter hand, :hc con-
stitutionaiists hold Cerritos, on .he rail
read from Tampico 70 San Lu's Po-
tosi. according to reports. and rebel Of
fccrs here predict thac ZarSoZa's army
~ a
retreat is attempted toward San Luis
Pctosi.
Reyond a brief message received "a -
night, corstitUt.CnoIigt leaders here arc
W thout detailed Information of the
Tampico victory.
The Washington times., 1914-05-14
CLANS BY PARCEL POST.

Md, ordering two to four dozen esss.
The letter Is received the next day
and the eggs are shipped. being dsiy-
cred Ey parcel post on the second DAY.
Meat Comes $50 Miles.
Mrs. Z. IL. Mack-y, 35et Thirteenth
street northwest, has beea receivinS
fresh meat by parcel post from ooin'
in Pennsylvania, 40 Ihiles from Wash
ipgton, since last November.
other letters from patrons tell OF re-
cefyinS butter in tin buckets, vegetables
in crates IRON Vireland, n. j., flowers
eggs, butter. and chickens for SUNDAY
uinners from nearby Virginia and
Maryland points. One cons.tner writes
that he ships everything from women's
hats to excess suitcase luggaSe b.!
parcel post
deeo interest in the experiment being
mad, in Washington in bringing the
farmer and the housewife together
with a view to extending the campaign
fo1 the delivery OF farm products by
parcel post to all the other great con-
signing centcrs.
The Washington times., 1914-05-14
FIVE BANDS TO PLAY
At JULY 4 FESTIVAL
Committee Today Announces
Plans for Safe and Sane
Celebration.

Plans for the Independence Day pro-
gram we've rons dercd ct Co1'CrSii {
TO-DAY between Commissioner Newman
Maurice SplaiI. chairman OF the lrahS-
portation committee; Mckin - IaZe
Chairman of the tournament comm
tee: c J. Columbus. chairman of the
puo,ic;ty comm ttce. and i. r. 5. In
brev. vice chairman OF tn" music COM
mittee.
ARRANGEMENTS for furnishing adequate
tran, Dol tat!on to Rock Creek and the
Zoo,ogical Parks, where the community
pjcniC WI be held. will be made.
ErGeavor also will be made to obtain
a nuTLer OF yi"ntseeing automobiles Tor
use in the PARIS. map showing IN.
;Iious cnraacc3 TO the marks and their
location to tire car lines VII be pre-
parsd by tie Office OF tEe Surveyor OF
The District for publication in the news
papers. IT,,
in connection with the touruam"nt an
amateur hose show. The exhibits VII
include sIdd,e. hunting, harness nd
iImD;nC classes Prizes Will be award
cd TO the winners.
Directions we're given the muse COM
r?ittcc to obtain services Of FIVE Lands,
.hree OF which will be stationed in Eoci
Creat and the ZOo'OSi"al PARKS. one
a. The mUnicipa' swimming pool. Were
tic athletics and sWi inning cNeHiS VII
be he'd. and orc on the Monument
grounds in connection with the MOTION
picture display and fire wocHs 6:'hioit.
Selection of the speakers who VII
address the pirn:r c-owds and of TIE
readers Of the declaration OF In1epend'
cnce will rc mad" wit n the next wee
or ten days Pat; 'otic exercises vii
be he'd et each az the band stands.
Tire com nittec il in need &C funds "a
carr, out its pI@ns. Contribution
should be addressed TO r. 6. Wolfe
treasq-er. Sale and Sane Committee Of
tie Fourth OF July. = strict Eai'ona
RarS. o. 20 the comm. eos hsddqGar-
icrs rcoT-s JnS District JG,ldirg.
The Washington times., 1914-05-14
ohio TO DEDICATE
TRIBUTE TO HEROES
Monument on "B'oo6Y Annie" to
Be Unveiled Tomorrow at
Spottsyivania.

\ distinguished party of army and
..avv. officers and members of the Ohio
colony OF washington will leave the
city tomorrow morning. at 10 o'clock,
fo- spottsylvania Court House. Va.
where. on the point known as the
Bloody Angle on the battlefield. they
will dedicate a monument from the
State of Ohio. to the honor OF members
of the 1a6th Ohio Volunteers. who fell
in that sangu.nary encounter more
than half century ago.
The dedication ceremonies will he at
GO 0. IN. Governor Cox, OF Ohio. was
to have delivered the dedication ad-
dress. but at the last moment found
that he would be unable to attend, and
delegated Col. John McElroy. editer
of The National Tribune, to make
the dedication speech In his stead.
The party will be received at Fred
ericksburg by n delegation OF Conted-
crate veterans, and win proceed IN au-
tomobiles from that point to the bat
tiefield.
Among those from Washington will be
Rear Admiral c. N. Chester, L. 5. NJ
!. G.. NJ. Saltzgaber, commissioner of PEN
sions, and Capt. c. ID. Royce.
The Washington times., 1914-05-14
SALTILLO NEXT POlNi OF ATTACK.

SaItiIlo. the capital OF The .5iate o.
Coahuila, IS to be the next pom. OF
attack bv the constituencies forces in
northern and eastern Mexico. GcEei al
Gonzales will leave at TGmoico gar
rison just large enough to ho-I INC City
and maintain order, and with half his
army will return to Monterey over the
railroad lie may leave dooIl ',Ie9 men
at Tampico Unucr comnarI CT Gch.
Luis Caualitro. At Monterey Gonzales
will be joined by 2,UO9 Constitutional
lists now Sarrisoning tnat place C:luer
General Vlllareal. Ine a:CaiS;. NATION OF
Ilese forces viii give Genei al Gv.:-2les'
the cunStitutionalists say, Lon.m .iid o.
$40 men MEo will ct Cace auE"iCT on
saIrilIo, siAIy-nlne miles aNay y! r"-l
road.
"A is understood that General Mas
has NOT more than 49, men LuIcr his
comm and at SGltillo. At Tho iIme mat
General Gonzales approaches lto4h uIe
east General Villa ~ll DC attachihS Ilo"i
the west. Constitutionalists here say
tnat Villa has lo,VJ men, t-!irty pieces
OF field artillery, forty modern machine
guns, and ample ammunition.
General Zaragoa, whose lorces nave
evacuated IampiCo, will it is believed,
try to reach san Lus Polosl, ana re-
enforce the Mexican federal garrison
there. The constitutionalists nave IN
formation which leads them to assert
that there are only 4,uo federals at san
Luis Potosi. They say they do not De-
lie -e Hucrta will da.e to SEND many
more men from Mexico City for the re-
lief of san LUIS Potosi. but will elect TO
await the result oil the battle there ana
make his stand at some point south OF
San Luis Potosi and nearer 10 Mexico
City.
The constitutionalist flying column
The Washington times., 1914-05-14
Introduces Farmer
To Mrs. Housewife
Postmaster Praeger Sends Out First OF 25oeO Circu
lars, Giving Names of Persons Who Are
Ready to Supply Country Prod
uce by Parcel Post

Postmaster Otto Prager today took definite step toward bring
ing the uxurics of the doors of the Washington
when he sent $4,000 circulars giving the OF
expressed desire sell produce BY parcel post
Any subject directed to write card to
requesting that OF these circulars be mailed 10 n
or o apply carrier lie delivers the mall
gives their postofce address and the pooues
they have to SELL 1t gives suggestions housewives the
best method of taking up subject with the farmers Their attention
called they ought pick out several names on the
list and then with those farmers whose replies
would indicate the best results
The Washington times., 1914-05-14

under Generals Torres and Asu.lar will
cndeaVor 10 cut off the retreat of Ger
erGl Zara2oEa toward San Luis Potosi
Tne 1orce under General Torres is the
wins of the constltutionalist army
which defeated i force of federaIs al
Pcnesco, a few miles noTtn VI SLn Lu s
Potosi. on May 3. capturing the fed
eTal General ArZaElendi and his stan
1850 federal soldiers. three military
trims and arms and ammunit, ,on
The plan is to have the forces under
Torres and AgIilar endeavor to in;e..-
cept General ZaragoZa. and, after civ.
ing battle TO the federals. to amalga-
mate with the combined armies OF Con
zales and Villa when they arrive rear
San Luis Potosi. The rconstitutional!sts 6
plan is to proceed with their campa ga
against Mexico City and Puebla Li:er
capturing San Luis Potosi
The constitutionalists suspect hat
Huerta will not remain in Mexico Civ,
southeast of Mexico CITY. Puebla is
easier to defend, harder 10 take. and
easier for escape, il the iederals are de-
feated. When one of the constitutions
lists was asked today what the cors:,-
tutionalists would do should they reach
Mexico City he replied:
For Early Election.
We VIII set UP constitutona!ist
government in Mexico City and have
an election as soon as possible for a
new congress. That congress. when
elected, will pass a law providing COR a
special election for a constitutions
President and Vice President
The constitutional,sts assert that they
are opposed to Joint American and con-
stitutionalist. patroling ot the country
They assert tnat the constitutionalis,:
will be able to restore order with 'ui
foreign aid. and that there can be ''nC
calm in Mexico until lIuerta gets out
The Washington times., 1914-05-14
Jury Is Obtained to
Hear Bribery Trial

Jury was obtained today in the
ira. of Peter G. Thomson, president OF
tn. champion Coated P2per C9moany'
O. Hamilton Ohio. before Justice Gould
in Criminal Court, No. !. on a charge
of attempting TO br.He Major w. J.
Zaa;gfnGer, a postoff.ce inspector IN
connection with filling = contract to
sulrisn paper for post cards. Th" Gov
errmeni will rest IS case Monday Ihc
def, rs. viii be that In" miiI.ona..
r-..ElactIrer gav" .iayU" I1hiEiHSer
sJO lor pe.sOnal s"rN!%e". IN no va!
rn2p.r-ed with ms uCries 10 The Coy :
cI lu.,a
The Washington times., 1914-05-14
On to Mexico City,
N0W Is Rebel Cry
Capture of Tampico, Cons ttutonalis Agents Here
Say Is Mortal Blow to the Huerta Regime.
Easy Victories at Satio and So
Luis Potosi Expected.

Mexico City" is tine slogan of the Mexcaa cons-
tutionalsts.
Attaches their confidential Washington ubiant
the Navy Department from Admiral
Mao adces the effect that Mex
eauang the railroad leading toward
San Luis POtosi
The confidential here this blow would
be fatal would be occupying Mexico City
than month consttuona plans explained here
to hold Tampco and enter stores and material
there and then Saltllo San Luis Poos
The Washington times., 1914-05-14
POSLAM HEALS
PIMPLES, Rash
SCALP-SCALE

For the eradication of Eczema. Acne.
Tetter. Psoriasis. BARRIERS Itch and all
other skin troubles Poslam is the safest
and most dependable remedy known.
When treating Pimples. Red Noses,
Complex.on Biemishes, Rashes. Scalp
Troubles. etc, results are brought about
overnight, only a small quantity being
required. All itching stops At once
All druggists sell Posiam. For Tree
sample, write to Emergency Laoora-
tories. 80 West 18th Street, New YORK.
Poslam Soap, medicated with Posiam'
In proves and beauties skin and hair.
large size. . cents; Toilet size, 10
cents-Advt.
The Washington times., 1914-05-14
Washington Boy Wins
Physical Culture Medal

Paul G. woodward. son OF DR.. William
c. Woodward, Health Officer of the Dis
trict, was one of five members of tine
freshman class at the Massachusetts,
Institute o. Technology VINO received
honorable mention for improvement in
physical condition. Young Woodward
was accorded the honor by the faculty
committee, which awarded the Cabot
medals for improvement in physical con-
dition among members Of the freshman
class.
The Washington times., 1914-05-14
Acroplanes Drop Bombs
Into Federal Trenches

Adri'4l Uovcrd tbs afternoon re-
po-,eL that reJe; aeroDia ""5 Il Man
2u:.iI,o d-opred two bombs - 'ntrrn h
n.onrs e, te-day. SEirm;chinG continues
r''h0.' decisive resIits.
r." l.Ic,s were reported IS ? most
rcudr to occun=. San Blss. Admiral
IrOvd.I h:r SCot Wal ninCs broad cast
lha' al navigation Ii=h'r are eNtin-
z Ii. ed on the vest coast.
The Washington times., 1914-05-14
Michigan Central's Flyer
Derailed; Two Injured

WINDSOR, Ontario. Nav 1.-TWO
7 ersons were slightly injured and traf-
tic was d-layed for an hour early to-
day when rive cars of the Michigan
Centrals wolverine express from:
Nc,v York and Boston TO Chicago, were
Gerailed near Buxton station fifty- miles
east Of here. Iohn Rodman. of New
York. a passenger, and Pullman con-
CuctGr were injured. but the remainder
of the passengers escaped " tn q slight
shaking-up.
The Washington times., 1914-05-14
Examination on June Is
For Rural Route Carriers

! competitive examination for the DO
s!ticn Of rural mail carrier at Lanhan,
Md. and to fill other vacancies as they
may occur on the ,uraI routes at post
offices in Prince Georga county, Nd.
viii be held BY the United States Civil
Service Commission on Saturday, June
I5. according In an1olncemen- made to-
day. The con.Dcnss ton OF L rural car
rier is based upon TIE length of the
route. Salaries range from s4Si 10 si,lo)
The Washington times., 1914-05-14

Some OF the things offered for dcliv-
cry through the parcel post by the
Ia farmers are interesting. One man
In Quinby, Va, offers to sell little
neck clans in hundred lots. His first
order was for go clans from the city
postoffice force, and he mas won several
regular customers as result of the
first order.
Another farmer in wiiiiamstown. Vt.
would suppy maple sugar syrup. A
Florida grower offers oranges, kum-
qusts, and gUavas, and a farmer in
Iecumseh. Ne1.. would sell shoulders,
hams. and bacon. Whiie there are a
number of Pennsylvania and Mary and
farmers in the list, Virginia leads with
lil farmers.
No pr.ccs are quoted in the circular,
but a number OF farmers in near by
States have sent to the Public Library,
on Mt. Vernon square, their quotations
for selling farm products py parcel post
to city patrons. George +. BoWerman,
the librarian, is cooperating with the
Washington city posLoffice 10 the eN-
tent of posting these quotations on the
library bulletin board. where tncy can
be seen by 4 large number of wash
ingtonians who visit the library daily
In directions to the housekcepers.
Postmaster Praeger suggests that they
take a strong market basket and mail
it to the farmer by parcel post with a
letter telling him what they want the
farmer will wrap and pack in the bas-
ket tie articles ordered and mail IL
back. The same basket can De kept
in service until it wears out. Thls prac,,
tice has been found to work ott "eIl en-
for shipments as far as fifty and II"
The Washington times., 1914-05-14
WEATHER REPORT.

The forecast for the District Of CO.
Iun,D..-Tair tonight a&d friday, not
much cranga in terHp9rat"rc
MaryIaud-Fair tonight and Friday:
not mUcn change in temperature; ESht.
VGriablc winds.
NirSirid-GeSeraly fair tonight and
FRIDAY, moderate, variable winds.
The temneratUre today as registered
at tGe United states Weather Bureau
The Washington times., 1914-05-14
Mrs. Voight Asks Divorce.

Mrs. Leila voight fled suit in the
District Supreme Court TODAY for an
absolute divorce from August NoiSht:
a contractor. The couple were marie
January 2S. 1892. E. L. Gies is attorney
for Mrs. Eoight.
The Washington times., 1914-05-14

TIDE TABLE.
nich tide is 4. IN.
Low. iius 40 a. m. and Sc p. m.
SI'E TABLE
Sun rises ........l l:6' sun sets......-..':V "
The Washington times., 1914-05-14
Eggs Safely Shipped.

For egg shipments. double corruSa- =
ted pastcboard shipping boxes have
pcen devised in which three and four
dozen eggs can be shipped. One parcel
post patron, Albert G. Drane. sG Kill
bourne place northwest, has sent 10
Postmaster Praeger one OF these boxes,
the original cost of which was IL cents,
which mad been making weekly trips TO
and from Ioudoun county, Va, Tor nine
months. Mr.. Draue reports that ne
did not have a broken egg until iast
week. when the pasteboard container
finally wore out.
MANY letters have been received DIV
Postmaster Praeger from postofhce pa
irons who have used the parcel posi-
successfully. +. Coli=Ian. III: Chdpia
street northwest. wrote that during the
winter months he received sausage
meat in buckets from Fredericksburg.
Va, and is now receiving cut flowers
from the same place, sent in spit oas-
kets.
Dr. 4. J. CarriCo. of 290G Fourteenth
street northwest. has received meat and
game from Hushesyillr. Nd. ard Moss
Neck. Va. which vas shipped at
O'Clock one day, and delivered at
o'clock the next morning.
Mrs. George F. Le:ch, 1877 Columbia
road. writes that sne receives three
dozen eSSS from Markham. Va. every
week the Shipments being made in
pastcboard boxes without breakaSe.
j. A. Boyd. 143S Chaplin street. ire
ouenty writes a letter 10 White Plain,
The Washington times., 1914-05-14
To Go to Oil Wells.

Representatives. Of the constitutional
is,s notified the state Department TO-DAY
nat the first thing that will be done at
7smpico will be TO send t!Oops into the
81 re'ds 10 restore order. and thrI L,
,errn:t all the foreign working crews 10
get back at The jobs on the wells. nus
vIu bring heavy reEenUes TO II" cor
slltuuonalisU treasury in the "aE OF
isGv. export duties a!id I3yAI.'I-
- .Iso give the rebels col--Ol o ne
I.eI oil supply, SO that they can tie uI
I'll Mexican railwe.s except those
,...igh traverse territory held br "a. =
u -. ;,.a
1-.rr,,co will give absolUt" n.Sdlanee
O. r,rorsel.on 1or tAe oil wells md oiEer
..rG2crv. 40 matter by whom ""nvt'
nj vii ohv.ate @nv friction or "e,es-
-, for action by foreign nations.
Ihe C-plIrc OF IaNp.cO. ih' leD"l
The Cecil Whig. [volume] (Elkton, Md.) 1841-current, 1914-07-25
HOW CHILDREN GROW

Children grow by mountaineering
overloaded stomachs or rich foods but
qualities that are readily converted into
DEMONSTRATING blood; too often their
digestive powers cannot procure these
qualities from ordinary foods which results
in weakness, dullness and sickness.
If your children are under-size, under.
weight, catch cold easily, are languid,
backward, pale or frail, give them Scott's
Emulsion whichis pure medicinal nourish-
ment. 1t sharpens the appetite, builds
healthy flesh, firm muscles and active
brains. SCOTS Is growing food for
children. Refuse alcoholic substitutes.
The Cecil Whig. [volume] (Elkton, Md.) 1841-current, 1914-07-25
Severe Attack OF Collie Cured

E. E. Cross, who travels in Virginia
and other Southern States, was taken
suddenly and severely i'll with collie.
At the first store he came to the mer-
chant recommended Chamberlain's
Collie, Cholera and Diarrhoea Remedy.
Two doses of it cured him. No one
should leave home on a journey with
out bottle of this preparation. For
sale by all dealers. advt*
Rock Island Argus. (Rock Island, Ill.) 1893-1920, 1914-02-27

II you have no reason to be cheerful
you will emphasize your mistake by
neglecting to look as II you were be-
ing we'll treated by the world.
The tire that is used by woman of
sixty-fve in frizzing her hair might
Just as well be devoted to solitaire.
Nothing so CRATES upon the nerves
of one who is disappointed in life as
to see another who is making the best
of things as they are.
Why do women go on experimenting
with substitutes for trousers? II men
could ever have found anything better
than real pantaloons they would have
adopted 1t (or them long ago.
There is something good in every
man, but frequently 1t is too deep to
be worth digging for.
The fame that is thrust upon man
is never accompanied by stickers.
Money is never compelled to talk
through an ear trumpet.