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The Madison journal. (Tallulah, Madison Parish, La.) 1888-current, 1914-02-07
IN PAIN WITH HEM0RRH0lDS

Bissell, Ala.-"I was troubled for
several years with protruding hemor-
rhoids. They caused pain of the most
severe kind and some loss Of blood.
They were so inflamed that the touch
of anything against them was most
intense agony. / got no rest nights
and had to have my legs and feet
propped up in the bed.
Il tried all kinds of advertised
cures, and l was told that an opera
ton was the only relief. l suffered
untold agony. l saw the advertise
ment Of Cuticura Soap and Ointment
and sent for a sample. / tried 1t and
then procured box Of Cuticura Soap
and Cuticura Ointment. ] was cured
sound and we'll in three weeks time.
A cake of Cuticura Soap and two boxes
of Cuticura Ointment accomplished
what all else failed to do" (Signed)
L. R. Cook, Nov. u, 1912.
Cuticura Soap and Ointment sold
throughout the world. Sample of each
free, with 32-p. Skin Book. Address post
card "Cuticura, Dept. L. Boston. ADV.
The Madison journal. (Tallulah, Madison Parish, La.) 1888-current, 1914-02-07
No Rest No Peace

There's no rest and but little peace
for a person whose kidneys are out of
order.
Lame in the morning, suffering cricks
in the back and sharp stabs of pain
with every sudden strain, the day is
just one round of pain and trouble.
1t would be strange If allday back
ache did not wear on the temper, but
it is not only on that accotnt that
people who suffer with weak kidneys
are nervous, cross and irritable.
Uric acid is poison to the nerves,
and when the kidneys are not working
well, this acid collects in the blood
and works upon the nerves, causing
headache, dizziness, languor, an in
clination to worry over trifles, and a
suspicious, short temper.
Rheumatic pain, neuralgia, sciatica
lumbago. neuritis and gravel are fur
Their steps in uric acid poisoning.
Don't neglect kidney weakness. An
aching back, with unnatural passages
of the kidney secretions, is cause
enough to suspect the kidneys. Use
Doans Kidney Pills, a remedy which
has been used for years. the world
over, for weak kidneys, backache, ir-
The Madison journal. (Tallulah, Madison Parish, La.) 1888-current, 1914-02-07
HAD NO RIGHT TO BE OUT
Little Jasper Indignant Because His
Product Seemingly Had Dis
obeyed His Orders.

Little Jasper Senter learned from
the minister's sermon one Sunday that
man was made of clay, so after return
ing from church he resolved to make
him man after his own fashion. The
work proceeded in the clay bank back
of the garden until his mother called
Jasper to luncheon. He had completed
all of the man save one leg.
That afternoon Jasper and his moth
er, while walking along the street, met
a man with one leg, walking with
crutches. Jasper accosted him and
grabbed his coat.
See here!" he said. 81 thought |
told you to stay there in the yard till
put that other leg on you."-Judge.
The Madison journal. (Tallulah, Madison Parish, La.) 1888-current, 1914-02-07
Queer Reasons for Pride.

Some weeks ago when the Volturno
burned in midocean a few OF the men
rushed the boats and were knocked
down by the captain. What becomes
of such men in after days? Do they
hide in shame from their fellows, fear
full that they may be recognized and
their infamy proclaimed? Not neces-
sarily. A public librarian was once
visited by man who came to him for
a book on notable shipwrecks. He
searched the pages eagerly, then point.
ed out a passage referring to a sea-
man who tried to take woman's place
in lifeboat, and had been shot by the
captain. I'm that man." he declared
proud that his exploit should appear
in print. and offered to show the shot
wound to support his claim!
The Madison journal. (Tallulah, Madison Parish, La.) 1888-current, 1914-02-07
SnaiI's Real Pace.

"At snail's pace" is a common ex-
preston and usually signifies very
slow gait, but what do you suppose
Is the actual speed by snail in trav-
cling?
We can give it to you in accurate
figures.
One foot in four minutes, or at the
rate of one mile in 16 days, if travel
ing continuously.
These are figures given by George
Zahnizer, a civil engineer of this city,
taken from actual observation.
A short time since Mr.. ZahniZer was
standing along the Western New York
& Pennsylvania railroad waiting for a
train. He had nothing in particular to
do and killed little time" by timing
a snail which was creeping along the
ground.
That snail travelled just exactly one
foot in four minutes, MIR. ZahniZer
says, and computing distance at the
rate of travel shown Mr.. Zahnizer has
figured out that it would require 16
days for that snail to move a mile.
The Madison journal. (Tallulah, Madison Parish, La.) 1888-current, 1914-02-07
SALTS IF BACKACHY OR
KIDNEYS TROUBLE YOU
Eat Less Meat II Your Kidneys Aren't
Acting Right or II Back Hurts or
Bladder Bothers You.

When you wake up with backache
and dull misery in the kidney region
1t generally means you have been eat
ing too much meat, says well-known
authority. Meat forms uric acid which
overworks the kidneys in their effort
to filter it from the blood and they be-
come sort of paralyzed and loggy.
When your kidneys get sluggish and
clog you must relieve them, like you
relieve your bowels; removing all the
body's urinous waste, else you have
backache, sick headache, dizzy spells;
your stomach sours, tongue is coated
and when the weather is bad you have
rheumatic twinges. The urine is
cloudy, full of sediment, channels oft
en- get sore, water scalds and you are
obliged to seek relief two or three
times during the night.
Either consult good. reliable physi
clan at once or get from your pharma-
cist about four ounces Of Jad Salts;
take a tablespoonful in a glass Of
water before breakfast for few days
and your kidneys will then act fine.
This famous salts Is made from the
acid of grapes and lemon juice, COM
bined with lithia, and has been used
for generations to clean and stimulate
sluggish kidneys, also to neutralize
acids in the urine so it no longer irri-
tates, thus ending bladder weakness.
Jad Salts is a life saver for regular
meat eaters. 1t is inexpensive, cannot
injure and makes a delightful, effer-
vescent Whitewater drink.-Adv.
The Madison journal. (Tallulah, Madison Parish, La.) 1888-current, 1914-02-07

and purgatives, for while these do but
temporary good, Syrup Pepsin cures
permanently. The effect of it's action
is to train the stomach and bowel
muscles to do their work naturally
again, and in short time all forms of
medicine can be dispensed with. 1t
can be bought without inconvenience
at any nearby drug store for fifty
cents and one dollar a bottle, the latter
size being regularly bought by those
who already know its value. Results
are always guaranteed or money will
be refunded.
Families wishing to try free SAM
pie bottle can obtain it postpaid by ad-
dressing DR.. w. B. Caldwell, 203 Wash
ington ST., Monticello, Ill. A postal
card with your name and address on
II will do.
The Madison journal. (Tallulah, Madison Parish, La.) 1888-current, 1914-02-07
Subtle Diu.

"Weel, weel," said the bailie to the
assessor, when a youth was brought
up before him for some trif hg Of
tense, I'VE ken we mamma ne over
hard on the puir fellow. We were lad
dies aimee oorsels, and l suppose I
was as big a fule as ony O. them when
l was young"
And you're not an old man yet,
bailie," said the assessor, blandly.-
Youths Companion.
The Madison journal. (Tallulah, Madison Parish, La.) 1888-current, 1914-02-07
''CASCARETS' FOR
SLUGGISH LIVER
No sick headache, sour stomach,
biIiousness or constipation
by morning.
Get q 10-cent box now.

Turn the rascals out-the headache.
biliousness, indigestion, the sick, sour
stomach and foul gases-turn them
out tonight and keep them out with
Cascarets.
Millions Of men and women take q
Cascaret now and then and never
know the misery caused by lazy
liver, clogged bowels or an upset stom.
ach.
Don't put in another day Of distress.
Let Cascarets cleanse your stomach;
remove the sour, fermenting food;
take the excess bile from your liver
and carry out all the constipated
waste matter and poison in the
bowels. Then you will feel great.
A Cascaret tonight straightens you
out by morning. They work while
you sleep. A 10-cent box from
any drug store means a clear head,
sweet stomach and clean, healthy liver
and bowel action for months. Chill.
dren love Cascarets because they
never grippe or sicken. Adv.
The Madison journal. (Tallulah, Madison Parish, La.) 1888-current, 1914-02-07
LAID UP IN BED
GaUs Up All Hope of Recovery

Mrs. Frank l.. Mann. 1000 w. Main ST.,
EeTmillion, :. OAK, says. when | was
six years old ! had dipthcria and II left
my kidneys and bladder very weak. From
that time until was seventeen years old,
had kidney weakness. but As | got older
thought | would uuIEruw the trouble. I
didn't however. ana as time passed ! got
worse. My feet and limbs were terribly
swollen and ! couldn't wear my shoes.
NV back was so stiM | could hardly bend
over and | was laid up in bed for over a
month. / lost much weight and in spite
of the doctors medicine. | didn't improve.
Dizzy spells came over me and my sight
was affected. Finally | gave UP the doc
tors in despair and life certainly looked
blue. | didn't think | would ever br well
again. When everything else had failed.
a friend urged me to try Doans Kidney
pills and | did. After | took tn" first
box. ! noticed improvement and gradual
~ tn" ailments left me | picked up in
weight ana strength and by the time
had used eight boxes Of Deans Kidney
Pills ! was cured. | have never had any
sign of kidney trouble since"
The Madison journal. (Tallulah, Madison Parish, La.) 1888-current, 1914-02-07
SOUND SLEEP
GOOD APPETITE
LADY Tells of Great Benefit Women
Would Receive by Following
Her Example.

Renfroe, Ala.-I want to make a
statement for publication" says Mrs.
Ollie Owens, of this place, "as it may
be the means of relieving some poor,
suffering woman.
l suffered terribly for years with
many serious womanly troubles, and
became so weak and nervous, could
hardly do anything. l had headaches,
pains in my back and sides, and was
always going to the doctor, but never
felt well.
Finally, my husband bought me two
bottles of Cardui, the woman's tonic.
/ commenced taking it, according to
directions, and began feeling better.
/ am now on my eighth bottle, and
feel better than | have in years. /
sleep soundly, have good appetite,
and no more pains.
/ never get tired of telling what
your medicine has done for me, and
I am sure it will help other suffering
women, as it did me.
Cardui, the woman's tonic, and
Thedford's Black-Draught liver medi-
cine, are the only medicines we keep
in the house"
II you suffer from any Of the trou-
bles so common to weak women, Try
Mrs. Owens advice-take Cardui.
For more than so years, Cardui has
been used with entire satisfaction. by
thousands of weak and ailing women.
It will surely help you, too.
N B.-Write TO: LADIES' Advisory Dept, Chatta
nooea Medicine Co, Chattanooga. Tenn, foI
Speciol Instructions, and 64page book, Home Treat
ment for Women" sent in plain wrapper. on
request Adv.
The Madison journal. (Tallulah, Madison Parish, La.) 1888-current, 1914-02-07
M Staken Sheer.

ut is cheaper not dearer. to CON
suit a specialist" said DR.. Simon
FleXner, head of the Rockefeller in
stitute, at a medical dinner.
1T is very stupid and erroneous to
hold the opinions of Blank, to whom
a friend said:
WAS the doctor who examined
your lungs a Specialist
"'No. | don't think so, Blank
sneered. He couldn't find anything
the matter with en-"
The Madison journal. (Tallulah, Madison Parish, La.) 1888-current, 1914-02-07
That Week Didn't Count.

Isaac (who had just recovered from
yphoid)-DoctOr, you have charged
me for four weeks calls; | will pay
for only three weeks!
Doctor-But | called on you every
day for four weeks, Mr.: Isaac.
Isaac-Vell, dere vas one week
was delirious and | didn't see you
come in.
The Madison journal. (Tallulah, Madison Parish, La.) 1888-current, 1914-02-07
10ctOr'S First
! Question Is
Var Boweisf" A Sim
that Guarantees
Bowel Action.

= coo6 bo~
!. origin Of the commoner
2. md almost invariably you
constipation was the
/. not to be expected that a
s,snted food can remain In
ssyond its time without VI
Hood and affecting the
,uscles. 1t congests the
Tvs are colds. fevers. piles
md nervousness, with its
,,ne Indigestion and sleep
mere Is only one thing to
-, q to remove the trouble;
H,ture seems unable to do
4. I'd is necessary. You will
~, Of all outside aids a rem
/, many thousands are n now u.s.
AZ very purpose, called DR..
!. syrup Pepsin. Many hun
,.,ters are received by DR..
: ,sIlipg of the good results
.oa among the enthusiastic
I oue from Lieut. G. w.
1893 W. North St, Decatur,
: y and has had a bad liver
IN since he came out of the
I. avs he tried about every
!, never succeeded in getting
- relief until he took DR..
=. syrup Pepsin. He is never
hottle in the house, and he
vithout good health.
utoId advantages over pills,
4. various coarse cathartics
The Madison journal. (Tallulah, Madison Parish, La.) 1888-current, 1914-02-07
As He Understood IL,

A maiden lady, Miss Cocker by
name, and her niece, who bears the
same cognomen, went one evening to
a reception at the house of friend
What name. please?" inquired the
footman.
Miss Cocker" answered the elder
lady.
Miss Cocker, too" Joined the niece
hurriedly.
Whereupon the man of plush and
buttons opened the drawing room door
and, with all the dignity of his profes,
sion, ushered them into the midst OF
the company with the convulsing an
nouncement:
Miss Cocker and Miss Cockatoo!"
The Madison journal. (Tallulah, Madison Parish, La.) 1888-current, 1914-02-07

Be sure that you ask for Wright's Indian
Vegetable Pills, aud look for the sigma
ture of Vim. Wright on wrapper and box.
For Constipation, Biliousness and lndiges-
ton. Adv
The Madison journal. (Tallulah, Madison Parish, La.) 1888-current, 1914-02-07
Motor Circles.

do they move you in circle?"
'By no means. We have six
cylinder car. They move in a four
cylinder set"
The Madison journal. (Tallulah, Madison Parish, La.) 1888-current, 1914-02-07
COLDS & LaGRIPPE

5 or doses 666 will break any case
of Chills G Fever, Colds & LaGrippe;
it acts on the liver better than Gallo
mel and does not grippe or sicken.
Price 25c.-Adv.
The Madison journal. (Tallulah, Madison Parish, La.) 1888-current, 1914-02-07

OF spring metal and wire is a new
device to encircle a persons feet and
prevent the loss of an oYershoe.
The Madison journal. (Tallulah, Madison Parish, La.) 1888-current, 1914-02-07

Better love a short woman than
never love a tall.
The Madison journal. (Tallulah, Madison Parish, La.) 1888-current, 1914-02-07

Sore Eyes, Granulated Eyelds and Sites
promptly healed with Roman Eye Bal
sam. Adv.
The Madison journal. (Tallulah, Madison Parish, La.) 1888-current, 1914-02-07
MAKING Conversation.

Smith ION steamer in midocean)-
Going across. old chap?
Brownies. You?
The Madison journal. (Tallulah, Madison Parish, La.) 1888-current, 1914-02-07

No thoughtful person uses liquid blue. It's a
pinch of blue in a large bottle of water. Ask for
Red Cross Ball Blue the b! ue that all blue. ADV
The Madison journal. (Tallulah, Madison Parish, La.) 1888-current, 1914-02-07

Astonishing Tobacco Remedy -Guarantced
10 instantly remove taste for cigarettes or tobacco
in any form or money cheerfully refunded. send
35c and receive wonderful remedy by return mail
Address Desk Tobacco cleanse TO- wichita, kansasAd'.
The Madison journal. (Tallulah, Madison Parish, La.) 1888-current, 1914-02-07

DIR. Peery's vermifuge Dead Shot" kills
and expels Worms in very few hours.
Adv.
The Madison journal. (Tallulah, Madison Parish, La.) 1888-current, 1914-02-07

Liquid blue Is a weak solution. Avoid It.
Buy Red Cross Ball Blue, the blue that's al
blue. Ask your grocer. Adv.
The Madison journal. (Tallulah, Madison Parish, La.) 1888-current, 1914-02-07
Plaster.

"They say absinthe is the favorite
French drink"
Plaster of Paris, eh?"
The Madison journal. (Tallulah, Madison Parish, La.) 1888-current, 1914-02-07

/ regular kidney action and uric acid
trouble. Thousands of grateful recon-
mendations throughout the country
prove their worth.
The Madison journal. (Tallulah, Madison Parish, La.) 1888-current, 1914-02-07

To the close of 1913 Alaska had pro-
duced known mineral wealth to the
value of S24S, 100000.
The Madison journal. (Tallulah, Madison Parish, La.) 1888-current, 1914-02-07

The road to hell is paved with good
intentions and the pavement makes
smooth riding.
The Madison journal. (Tallulah, Madison Parish, La.) 1888-current, 1914-02-07

Poverty is no disgrace. but wealth
can't always say as much.
The Madison journal. (Tallulah, Madison Parish, La.) 1888-current, 1914-02-07
Prepared.

81 told you to look sharp, didn't II"
well, guess | did. l had an edge
on"
The Madison journal. (Tallulah, Madison Parish, La.) 1888-current, 1914-02-07

They stop the tickle-Dean's Mentho-
lated Cough Drops stop coughs by stop
ping the causa-5c at Drug Stores.
The Madison journal. (Tallulah, Madison Parish, La.) 1888-current, 1914-02-07

Denmark has between 1000 and
5000 automobiles, or about one to
every 400 inhabitants.
The Madison journal. (Tallulah, Madison Parish, La.) 1888-current, 1914-02-07

Nothing venture, nothing have-ex-
cept trouble.
The Madison journal. (Tallulah, Madison Parish, La.) 1888-current, 1914-02-07

If a man admires a woman she
should at least admire his good taste.
The Madison journal. (Tallulah, Madison Parish, La.) 1888-current, 1914-02-07
Expected.

Expecteu.
"My husband has been trained by
an expert"
Indeed"
YES. His preceding wife had no
less than seven divorces.
The Madison journal. (Tallulah, Madison Parish, La.) 1888-current, 1914-02-07

A new German electrical heating
unit is made of fine resistance wires
woven across pure asbestos threads.
The Madison journal. (Tallulah, Madison Parish, La.) 1888-current, 1914-02-07

The man who attends strictly to his
own business is never overworked.
The Madison journal. (Tallulah, Madison Parish, La.) 1888-current, 1914-02-07

Putnam Fadeless Dyes will last IN
I'll the goods wear out Adv.
The Madison journal. (Tallulah, Madison Parish, La.) 1888-current, 1914-02-07
INTERNATIONAL
SUNlNSCHOOL
LESSON
tBy +. o. SELLERS. Director Of Evening
Denartment. the Moody Bible Institute.

tBy +. o. SELLERS. Director Of Evening
Department. the Moody Bible Institute.
Chicago)
The Madison journal. (Tallulah, Madison Parish, La.) 1888-current, 1914-02-07
LESSON FOR FEBRUARY 8.
DARKNESS AND LIGHT.

LESSON TEXT-Luke 11:l4-2i 1885,.
GOLDEN TENT - Look therefore
whether the light that is in thee be not
darkness" Luke ll:35
The Richmond Virginian. (Richmond, Va.) 1910-1920, 1914-06-11
Charged SELLING
FRAUDULENT STOCK

New York, June t0.-Fraud charges
in connection with the sale of stock
in a realty company of which d num-
Der of prominent men are officers. re-
suited in the arrest today of solomon
NJ, Schatzkin. vice president OF the
Burns Brothers Coal company chair
man Of the board OF directors OF the
Merchant National bank, of Jersey
City, and the Commonwealth Trust
company, of West Hoboken, and Of
DR.. Otto H. Albanesius, a weil-known
Jersey City dentist, part owner of the
Orpheum theater in Jersey City. An
order Of arrest is also out against
Joseph II. Rudiger. a manufacture
and president of the Phoenix Realty
company. who is expected to give him
self up tomorrow.
Mr.. Schatzkin was arrested IN his
office on Church street on an order
issued by Supreme Court Justice
Philbin. but DIR. Albanesius was not
taken into custody until after an un-
successful automobile chase up Broad
way, when he was found coming out
Of the subway Both men were held
in $4,000 bonds. which they furnish
ed, and were then released.
The Richmond Virginian. (Richmond, Va.) 1910-1920, 1914-06-11
CIVIL CEREMONY
IS PERFORMED IN
SPANISH CAPITAL
Religious Ceremony of Willard
Roosevelt Wedding Today.
Royalty Bestows Handsome
Cifts-Large' Crowd Attends

Madrid, June 10.--The civil mar
riage ceremony Of Miss Belle Wyatt
willard. daughter of the United States
ambassador to Spain. and Kermit
Roosevelt, second son of Colonel
Theodore Roosevelt, was performed at
Il O'Clock this morninS in the Office
of the registrar of the Buena Vista
district. Judge Thomas Forms, pre-
siding.
The registrars office is in the po-
lice headquarters building in a
populous section of the city. and the
passage of the bridal party from the
American embassy IN five motor cars.
attracted much attention. The. ac-
tivity of the moving picture men, both
at the start of the informal process
sion, and its arrival. gives an indica-
ton of what may be expected tomor
row. when the religious ceremony
takes place.
Besides Ambassador and Mrs. Will
lard and Colonel Roosevelt, there were
present al the civil ceremony Miss
tCoptinued on Second Page)
The Richmond Virginian. (Richmond, Va.) 1910-1920, 1914-06-11
SEVEN WH|TECAPS
WOUNDED BY WIDOW

Especial to The Richmond virginian)
Bland Courthouse, Va, June 10
When twelve whitecaps went. to the
farm home OF Mrs. Della Il. hester. a
comely widow, who lives several miles
from here in the foothills of the East
River mountains. for the purpose Of
furnishing the woman for receiving the
attentions of a married man. Mrs.
hester and her son, Tom. opened ire
on the vigilantes. Seven Of the twelve
fell at the first voliey from the
widows battery and the five others
beat a hasty and disorderlY retreat.
Att Of the wounded were painfully
hurt and one is said TO have. been
fatally wounded and was rushed to the
hospital at Bluefieid, w. Va. thirty
miles away. The others fed to their
mountain homes. and are striving to
hide their. dentitx4 according to the
meager reports which were received
here by relay telephone messages to-
night.
Ar efforts to ret complete account
of the trouble were unavailing. Bland
is a mountain county bordering West
Virginia 1t is not traversed by rail-
roads, and is sparsely populated.