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The Lakeland evening telegram. (Lakeland, Fla.) 1911-1922, 1914-11-03

that afternoon at Marlborough house.
We'll, Burdock. tell us what you've
been doing"
"Er-the treatment has been on gen
eral lines; rest-and-er-fresh air.
rest and good nourishing food. My
partner, Doctor Francis here, was look
ing after her during my holiday" Sir
Howard beamed.
The door opened and Sir Godfrey
Poney- Henderson entered to hear the
opinion Of the seven medical gentle
men. He foolishly left the door open.
Boobies had gnawed his way through
the stable door and was making for
the house as fast as he could. He was
on his way when Doctor Burdock was
explaining to Sir Godfrey what they
thought of the case.
Boobies entered. He had not seen
his master or mistress for q week and
now he meant to have his say. He be-
gan by leaping at Sir Geoffrey's face.
Having licked that to his own satisfac-
ton he selected the heart specialists
waistcoat and Jumped. So did the
heart specialist. There was an excla-
nation of rage, a dismal yelp and .
crash.
Sir Frank Judson had seized the de-
plorable dog by the neck and thrown
him through the window.
Curse that dog!" spluttered Sir
Godfrey. The heart specialist quite
agreed.
There was a shrek from the garden
and the eight men rushed to the win.
dow. Boobies had discovered his
long-lost mistress and charged. Lady
Pofley-Henderson was alarmed. Had
Boobies developed hydrophobia? He
leaped at her face to repeat the lick
ing process. She screamed and beat
him down. Boobies thought this great
fun. He jumped again. This was too
much. Lady Poffley-H sprang
from the couch and ran. So did
Boobies.
Good Lori" exclaimed Sir Godfrey
at the window.
Cured, by Jove!" shouted Mr.. Cut
lin over his shoulder.
The garden was circular and en-
closed by low parapet. Lady Poi.
fley-Henderson was moving around
this area at great speed. Boobies was
tearing the back of her dress.
Curse that dog!" shouted Sir Geof-
frey as he rushed for a stick.
Two to one on the dog, Judson!"
IN guineas, Take you. Lawson, at
that"
Boobies stopped to bite Lady Pof-
fley-Henderson's sun shade, and she
gained several yards. 1t was the Sec
ond lap around.
Paralysis of pyramidal tract" MUIR
INJURED Mr.. Cutlin.
Simple little exploration operation"
retorted the nerve specialist.
"Oh, bravo! bravo!" came from the
seven spectators. Lady Pofley-Hen-
derson had jumped over the couch at
the beginning Of the third round.
Getting her second wind" said the
heart specialist. The next moment
they cheered again. Lady Pofley-Hen-
derson had leaped the parapet and was
disappearing towards the tennis lawn.
Boobies followed. So did Sir Godfrey
with a heavy stick.
Cleared the stick clean!" shouted
Lawson,
Cured the old girl. by Jove!" came
from the surgeon.
There was a moment of dead silence.
"Ill have the beast shot," said Doc.
tor Burdock.
Sir Frank Judson looked at his
watch. "When's the next train to
town." The five consultants went.
Boobies had diagnosed and cured the
patient. The deplorable beast was shot
the same evening. As Doctor Burdock
explained, 1T was a narrow escape
from hydrophobia. Lady Pofley.Hen-
derson had a miraculous escape"
Which was true-in a sense
The Lakeland evening telegram. (Lakeland, Fla.) 1911-1922, 1914-11-03
Encouraoement,

How did you ever get the nerve to
play the cornet? Doesn't your prac
ticing drive your wife almost to dis
tractionT
NO." replied Mr.. Meekton. She an
courages me. She thinks that anv
thing that1l change my ordinary IA
cial expression II worth some sacri
Gee"
The day book. [volume] (Chicago, Ill.) 1911-1917, 1914-03-09
NUTS is NUTS"

A Mr. Donaldson, who owned a
sugar refinery in Queensland, came
to England one year and bought some
machinery for his business. He took
the machine to pieces and sent it
home in parts, carefully packed, in
tending to put them together on the
spot. An Australian custom house
official gave him a lot of trouble on
his arrival, examining every part and
arguing about the amount to be paid.
At last they came to an agreement
about all but one box, which con-
tanned the metal nuts used in boiling
the parts of the machinery together.
What was to be charged for these
the official had no doubt at ALL Nov
as to these" he said, 'Fthe duty will
be two pence a pound" Mr.. DON
aldson protested that this was too
high. Not bit Of it, - was the con-
fident reply; "the schedule says dis
tinctively that all nuts except cocoa
nuts are to pay two pence. pound.
These aren't cocoanuts, so two pence
a pound you'll have to pay"
The day book. [volume] (Chicago, Ill.) 1911-1917, 1914-03-09
BITS OF NEWS

David Drozdowitz and Nathan
Spira, alleged members of larson
ring" acquitted.
Officer EngwaId Kramer knocked
down by peddler's wagon. Severely
injured. George Panas, 40, driver, ar
rested.
Policeman Edward F. Coons slip
ped in bath tub. Ribs broken.
Mrs. Gertrude Atherton, famous
novelist, robbed by purse snatcher.
Lost roll of bills and several trinkets.
The day book. [volume] (Chicago, Ill.) 1911-1917, 1914-03-09
TOO WISE FOR HIM

The smart young housewife went
to market one morning to buy some
geese and found five hanging outside
the shop. .
81 am a boarding house keeper"
she remarked, with a smile. ''Will you
pick out for me the three of those
geese that are toughest?"
The man laughed knowingly and
obeyed. @.~- =
Thank you," said the woman
briskly. Now, I'll take the other
two"
The day book. [volume] (Chicago, Ill.) 1911-1917, 1914-03-09
WELL, AREN'T THEY?

yes, l certainly advertised for a
valet" said the gentleman, in reply
to the man on the lookout for a
berth; :'but,you're as old as the hills"
well, sir" answed the applicant,
begging your pardon, aren't valleys
always as old as the hills?"
The day book. [volume] (Chicago, Ill.) 1911-1917, 1914-03-09
OVERRIDING 1T

Ma! ma" sobbed Willie, do my
ears belong to my neck or my face?"
why, what is the matter?" was
the temporazing reply.
We'll, you told Mary to wash my
face. and she's washing my ears,
toow
1920
At every small railroad station
The day book. [volume] (Chicago, Ill.) 1911-1917, 1914-03-09

At every small railroad station
there is a disconsolate dog on the
platform.
The women workers in Chill re-
ceive an average wage of SO cents a
day.
The Salt Lake tribune. [volume] (Salt Lake City, Utah) 1890-current, 1914-03-22

mate, Miss Phoebe Briggs of Sacramen.
to, Cal, Will also form part Of the
"Daisy Chain" Miss Briggs was re-
Gently chosen to christen the gunboat
Sacramento last month at Cramps ship
yard, Philadelphia. 1t is interesting to
Salt Lake relatives Of Vassar girls that
Vassar won In the debate last week
with Mt, Holyoke on "The Winning
Wage. The debate was held at Vas
sar. Mt. Holyoke won in last year s
debate. Miss Bailey is expected home
in June.
MUCH interest centers in the an
1V1 nual military ball of the Salt
Lake high school cadets TO be given at
the Majestic dancing pavilion next Fri
day evening The large hall will Jbe
decorated with American flags and the
school colors, red and black. The cadets
will appear in full dress uniform. A
feature will be guard mount and an
exhibition drill by the crack squad,
which will be reviewed by Governor
Spry and his military staff
The ball is the biggest social event
of the high school year and it is cx.
pected that the affair this year will
surpass any Of the balls of previous
wears. The patrons will be Governor
and Mrs. William Spry, Mayor and Mrs.
samuel c. Park, Professor and Mrs
George A. Eaton, the high school teach
ers and parents of the high school pu
pills.
NARs L. WELLINGTON LAKE en-
lFl tertaiued with 4 tango tea yes
erday afternoon at Cobblecrest, - The
ballroom was decorated in tho national
-olors and pink and white carnations
we're used in the drawing room. The
en- tables were placed around the walls
of tho ballroom and the center was re-
.erved for dancing, All of the new
lances were enjoyed and several solo
lances were given in costume. Refresh
nents were served all during the after
noon. Some novelties were introduced
The Salt Lake tribune. [volume] (Salt Lake City, Utah) 1890-current, 1914-03-22

classes and Mrs. Karrick her work in
the schools.
NNISS DOROTHY BAILEY, daugh-
lF4 ter of Mr.. and Mrs. Ledyard NJ.
Bailey of this city, a sophomore at Vas.
sar college, has been honored by being
selected as one Of the thirty members
of her class to carry the Daisy
Chain" part of the classd day exor'
cises Of the college. The girls for the
"Daisy Chain are selected by the
seniors from the sophomore class and
are the most striking looking girls as
well as the most popular ones. A rope
Of daisies is carried by these girls as
a decorative effect for the senior class
day programme. Miss Bailey's room
The Salt Lake tribune. [volume] (Salt Lake City, Utah) 1890-current, 1914-03-22

tain the Cypress Bridge club at lunch
con Tuesday at l O'Clock, followed by
bridge at her home, 2e4 L. South Tenn
pie.
Mrs. Lydin D. Alder will be the
guest Of honor at an afternoon party
to be given by her children at the
homo of her son George D. Alder, 55
First avenue, Saturday afternoon.
Thomas F. Thomas Will entertain 200
members of the Woman S Democratic
club with theater party at the Utah
theater Monday night.
The knights OF Columbus will give
banquet this evening at Cathedral hail.
The banquet Will be served by Frank
lin, with covers for 235.
A Lenten tea will be given Wednes-
day afternoon at the home Of Miss
Anne Stuber, 76S Ninth East street.
Tor the benefit OF Our Lady of
Lonrdes parish OF the Catholic
church.
The Commercial club has announced
an entertainment to be known as
'spring gambol,' which will be given
Oh Wednesday, April 15, Immediately
following Easter. The function will be
under the direction of the social and
music committee of the club, which
made such a success Of the cabaret
hop piyeu RECENTLY
Lenten tea will be given at st.
Paul's rectory on Tuesday afternoon
from to 5 clock. Mrs. Ward Win
ter Reese will be assisted by number
of the young ladies of the parish. A
programme Of sacred music will be
given. Among the number will be the
Ave Maria" played by Mrs. Edward
McGurrin on the harp, accompanied by
the violin and cello. The singers will
be from the church choir. Solos will
be given by Miss Mildred Knight and
Miss Gladys Fisher.
The Salt Lake tribune. [volume] (Salt Lake City, Utah) 1890-current, 1914-03-22

in the way of music. A number Of vie
trola selections were given and Miss
Violet Nesbitt played the trap drum
Assisting Mrs. Lake were Mrs. George
Lambourne, Mrs. Arthur j. Brown, Mrs
j. C. d, Clark, Mrs. Hiram Z. Haynes
and Mrs. Ben Rich.
MRS. SOLON SPIRO entertained
1YI with a luncheon at the Hotel
Utah yesterday, in compliment to Mrs.
Arthur Behal Of New York, followed by
a theater party at the Salt Lake The
table had mound of pink sweet peas
as centerpiece and corsage bouquets
OF the same delicate blossoms were Civ
en- as fayors. Covers were laid for six.
NNRS. RALPH T. GODBE enter
lVl tanned informally at cards yes.
terday afternoon at her home on East
Fifth South street in compliment to
Miss Renee Redman. The house was
decorated in yellow and white, tulips
and ionduils carrying out the decorative
scheme. The guests numbered twelve.
Tea was served at the close of the game.
MISS DENISE KARRICK enter.
INl tanned her children s dancing
class yesterday afternoon from 3 to 6
The Salt Lake tribune. [volume] (Salt Lake City, Utah) 1890-current, 1914-03-22
Euents of Coming Week

Miss Mildred Hall has issued invi-
tations for n dancing party for the
seniors at Rowland hall Friday even
ing, April II, at her home, 1855 First
avenue.
Invitations have been issued by the
Battalion o. cadets Of the Salt Lake
High school for their annual ball,
which will be given this year at the
Majestic dancing pavilion next Fri
dav evening.
Mrs Henry G. Hoffman will enter
The Salt Lake tribune. [volume] (Salt Lake City, Utah) 1890-current, 1914-03-22

at Whitney hall with masquerade anc
cotillon. The favors were toys prin
cipally for out-of~door sports. Mrs
Samuel c. Park and Mrs. w. ID. Dono
her presided at the favor table. Re-
lreshments were served ut the close of
the dance. Miss karrick was assisted
in serving by Miss Gladys Savage, Miss
Lorna Russell and Miss Gulia Dix.
About forty children were in attend
ance.
THE Junior members of the L. T. f..
society, the kindergarten sorority
of the university, entertained the
senior members of the organization at
an informal bridge party yesterday aft
The Salt Lake tribune. [volume] (Salt Lake City, Utah) 1890-current, 1914-03-22

ernoon at the Lyman r. Martineau
numbered nine. Flowers were given rs
prizes. The tea table had lace cover
over yellow. The centerpiece was q cut
glass bowl OF white carnations and
ferns. Miss Mary B. Fox, head Of the
kindergarten department, poured. AS.
sisting her were Miss Lita Spry, Miss
Elizabeth Moyle, Miss Agnes Pitt and
Miss Harriet Moyle Receiving were
Miss Martha Wells, Miss Wee Groo,
Miss May Grey and Miss Martha Mar.
tinoau.
THE Midnight Crew gave its second
IL annual ball at Whitney hall last
night. The hall was effectively deco
rated in the club colors-green and
white. Excellent music was furnished b,
the Appollo orchestra. The members OF
the crew are: Ned Alder. Wesley Derr,
Laughlin Jones, Leonard Names, Lin
coin Romney, Clem Schramm, Ray Sill.
vers and Kent Thomson. The patrons
were: Mr.. and Mrs. V. V. Midgley,
Mr.. and Mrs. John Thomson, Mr.. and
Mrs. Adrian Pembroke, and Mr.. and
Mrs. f. a. O'Brien.
IN ISS Irma Cutler entertained at
iV4 luncheon yesterday at her home,
zoos Fifth LAST street, in honor of Miss
Leone Hague and Miss Pearl Sparks,
Of Nephi. The table had bowl of
pink Killarney roses as centerpicce.
The place cards were hand-painted in
roses. Covers were laid for twelve.
The guests, besides the guests of honor,
were Miss Louise Yunker, Miss Mar
guerite Nelson, Mrs. Dora Camomile,
Miss Lucille Smith, Mrs. David n.
Thomas, Miss Zola Bagley, Miss Luella
Cutler, Mrs. a. G.. Ruder and Miss
Gladys Burt, The guests were enter
tanned with a Kensington after lunch
con.
The Salt Lake tribune. [volume] (Salt Lake City, Utah) 1890-current, 1914-03-22
Weddings and
ENGAGEMENTS

Mr.. and Mrs. William B. Hughes
announce the engagement Of their sis
ter, Miss Bertha Payzant, daughter of
]. D. Payzant of Spanish Fork, TO John
D. Fife, Jr., of Salt Lake. The wedding
will take place in the Salt Lake tenn
pie April 10.
/. The marriage of Miss Renee Redman
Continued on Following Pago.)
The Salt Lake tribune. [volume] (Salt Lake City, Utah) 1890-current, 1914-03-22

4. tsunis court and the go
30 fashion DEGREES slende'
,onsp. strenuous sports q
n reducing surplus files
~ in popularity among 81
20. May Ridgway in tn
IL Tribune says;
lers is no such thing as
,;sht or even middle for tho
mart woman, ways and
rurt be contrived to keep
me. Metaphoricaly, of
q out.of.door games have
enormously popular, more
h,ps, than ever before, For,
,hsse have been always
.onsn, this last season or
m women who don't IN
4 90 in for games strenu-
.,dsntIy seeking the whilom
sI,sereeably hid in some
a FAR away but thinning
4 sternly leaping high in
Il q ball. Not a highball,
. Ia fact, it's smart to play
tennis. Necessity was the
a these strenuous out-of-
uuugsters, and the net re-
a pun intended, have been
satIsfsctory. Slcnderness
oms no longer a coincidence,
lsbit
mis- courts Of the Salt Lake
|ub are being put in shape fol-
d and playing is expected tc
liz the next few weeks, The
! A. Tennis club held Its first
icr this year the past week
.z5nized for the summer, The
eormittee was instructed t.
.ouis, just back of the edu
Hiding on Third South street
II once and an announcement
ID soon that they are ready
The club elected its former
Fho are Miss Lydia Brod.
<ilent; Miss Edith Candland,
<ilsnr; Miss Alta Heath, sec.
Gss Mae Lail, treasurer. The
ommittcc is composed of Mrs,
<|ey, Miss Lillian Whalcn and
|herine Forester. The club
twenty.seven members last
2 larger enrolment is ex-
\ year,
Tango" craze has given its
to every article of feminine
'Pparel this spring from the
Pper to the gaudy string of
flng the name Of the famous
rplcuous in the windows of
fashionable sops. and now
Eended even to color. A San
paner says;
'ns distinctly new thing in
y special emphasis is laid
new IN name rather than
effect, II you want TO
pa'ed among the cognas-
iasnion You must order and
your new burnt orange
Tango" To inadvcr-
1uer to il as "burnt
would be as fatal faux
Z a eockncy striving to
MS incognito to 90 back
up his Chs"
Z, AARRlCk and daughter,
penise Karriek, will leave
paft Of the week for New
Wy sal April 7 on the Kaiser
'of Europe, to remain SIX
Aarrick and Miss Kar.
snd the most of the time il,
ps'e Mrs. Karrick will study
nop School Methods in
Miss Karrick will study
sue,ng' probably in Dresden
u4aeing is eurhythmic and
s'ass'c music, 1t is partic.
fiu and Is yalua bIe for ,
'uer to enable her to train
ocnse OF rhythm. Miss Kar.
one o. the most sue
ns teachers in Salt Lake
rs supervisor of art in the
faOllc schools and goes on a
e 10 perfect herself in
IN, methods. After complet
ales In Germany Mrs. Kar.
Aarrick will visit France
s'and On their return
1a month in New York
AafIick will make a study
Il. 's0clety dances. They vii.
~ Lake in October. whcr
"hi resume her dancing
The Salt Lake tribune. [volume] (Salt Lake City, Utah) 1890-current, 1914-03-22

a"u Mcat Harmless system on th'
~ rou can reduce the number OF pounds
- Wish and retain that weight.
yere are no electrical treatments.
m at N oaths. rubber garments. starva-
M huItet, In fact, nothing to make you
"'' uncomfortable.
"a ,mfuas ~as rat, and experienced all the dis
nrt0 OF fat people. reduced myself
~ oihii pounds and am a Few person.
<& nmnS could induce me to again carry
Ez<$% 1"u laat lond Of adipose.
90 adds years to your age as well
onon" es illness. SO rid yourself OF this
a Jhn ~ ana add beauty youth, health
aPphess TO your life
bet now now and avoid tho discomfolts
rn Snu. Tor my free booklet and bcgln
,lsh nc 10 make yourself the person you
3 ,en Utah Savings g. Trust Bldg
i v.SV Salt Lake City. Utah.
'oHs CORDIALLY WELCOME.
The Salt Lake tribune. [volume] (Salt Lake City, Utah) 1890-current, 1914-03-22
II RID OF FAT
AN sM. Ss, AiNEo BY SYSTEM REDUCING IN
""A<'NelY SHORT TIME ARE M os7 MARVELLOUS.

,rmless system on the Market TODAY.
The Salt Lake tribune. [volume] (Salt Lake City, Utah) 1890-current, 1914-03-22

Continued on Following Pago.)
Yellowstone monitor., 1914-10-15

age beyond disconcerting the other;
but this proved . very considarabls
actor IN the duel. In the end. they
served together with that steady. re-
sistless downward and outward DRAG.
to break the grip Of the mans locked
legs.
Abruptly he pitched forward on his
lace along the girder, kicking wildly,
grasping at the pir. The stiletto fell
hom an instinltively relaxed grasp,
and disappeared. And before Alan
could release his hold, or ease the
strain upon the right arm OF the as
sassin, this last had slipped bodily
from the girder and hung helpless in
space, dapgling at the end Of Alan's.
arn-wtth no more than the grip Of
dve fingers between him and death.
The shock q that unpresaged turn
brought Alan forward and nat on his
stomach. And the strain on his LETT
arm was terrific. He doubted IL he
could maintain It for another minute.
Nor vas there any reason Why he
should retain Il. The end he had de-
signed for his victim was merely his
Just desert.
And yet Alan could not let him 50.
Thus the battle began aneW-but
now i va = battle with man half
erased and strp&glins "a madly that
= welf1ish fFnstratsd - elEorts Of
Yellowstone monitor., 1914-10-15
CHAPTER XXI.
The House Divided.

The House Divided.
Alone in that strange place OF 81
lence and shadows-that den OF the
devils livery, crimson and black
chained to the invalid chaf wherein,
day in, day out, for years on end. ne
had suffered the Promethean torments
of the life that would not die out OF
his wretched, wrecked carcass, though
without ceasing sharp-beaked envy
hatred, malice and all uncharitable'
ness pecked insatiably at his vitals:
Seneca Trine sat waiting, with the i'm
passivity of a craven figure waiting
on the imminent hour Of ultimate
engagement for the wrong that had
made him what he was.
Another hour! In sixty
minutes more they will be here, Judith
and Marrophat and Rose poor fool!
and him! In sixty minutes
more they will put him down before
me, bound and helpless, IL not dead
j.
A slight pause prefaced words that
were a whimpered prayer: God send
that he be not dead! Have fingered
Yellowstone monitor., 1914-10-15
oopyrteht, 1914 b Louis Joseph Vance
red. awed. by the glare Z

mis- infuriated eyes. Let me explain, !"
she begged.
He snapped her short: you cannot
explain. The thing is impossible, that
| you should have failed. There is some
thing beneath this. something you
will not tell me-"
She endeavored to speak, but he en-
forced silence with sonorous moi"
His hand sought the row Of buttons
on the desk and pressed one long
Almost instantly a servant glided
noiselessly into the room.
"My daughter Rose have her
brought here to me at once!"
In another moment the replica Of
his daughter Judith was ushered into
bis presence.
Upon this one he loosed the light.
nings Of his wrath without ruth
Rose suffered him in silence. His
most CALLING recrinination educed no
retort from this one.
In q lull in Trine's TRADE, Judith
chose to interject: Don't be SO hard
on the silly fool: she's not responsible;
she's sick with love for that good-look.
ing simpleton!"
"And you!" Rose turned on her
Observation-Disclosures about you? II I
love Alan Law, at least love him
openly. / am not ashamed to own it
and don't pursue him, as you do, pre-
tending mean to sacrifice him to .
wicked family feud, and then spare
him every time I meet him, to lead
him to believe ! haven't the heart to
injure him-as you do, hoping 30 to
work upon his sympathies and earn
q kindly word and pat on the head
from his hand!"
Fiercely she leveled denunciatory
arm at her sister. "There!" she cried
to her father-"n you need to know
there stands the daughter who has
betrayed your faith-as have not,
who have never even pretended to
approve your villainy!"
Il think" Trine announced In .
voice Of ice-"I have learned now
what needed to know"
His fingers sought the row Of but
tons; and when q servant responded,
he inquired:
Mr.. Marrophat has returned?"
He is in the waiting room, sir."
Conduct Miss, Judith to him and
tell him hold him personally respon-
sible for her safe-keeping. He will
understand
And for long time thereafter the
father, alone with the daughter who
had been estranged from him since
birth by every instinct Of her nature,
essayed in vain to break down her
mutinous silence.
At last Trine summoned two of his
creatures and had her led weeping
from the rooms to be held prisoner in
her bedchamber on the topmost floor
Of the house.