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The Harrison times. (Harrison, Boone Co., Ark) 1876-1938, 1914-02-14
GREAT CHANGE
IN TWENTY YEARS
Shaw Lady Looks Younger Instead
Of Older with Lapse
Of Time.

Shaw, Mlss,-Mrs, Y, N, Smith, Of
this city, makes an interesting state.
ment Of her experiences, as follows;
"Twonty,nne years ago, | contracted
q serious form Of womanly trouble,
We called In our family physician,
and he treated me for It, but II
seemed to do no good, II went on
into other bad troubles, and | com
menood taking all kinds Of medicines
TO see II could get relief but to no
avail,
suffered with that trouble UP until
eleven years ago, when | read about
Cardul, the woman's tonic, and bought
full treatment, II relieved mo at
once, and after taking the full treat
mont, ! am now we'll and stout,
sent my brother, whom ! had not
seen IN twenty years, one Of my pho
tographs, and he wrote me that I
looked younger than whom he last
saw me-"
For more than so years, COrduI has
been relieving womon'B Buffoflng5, and
building weak women up to health
and strength, No other tonic gives
the same results as COrdul, No other
womOns medicine has tho long record
Of success In treating cases Of woman
ly weaknosa and disease,
Cardui viii surely help you,
Try It,
NB.-Wtfe TO- Ladies' Advisory Dept, chatts.
nooFa Medicine CO.. Chattanooga, Tenn, for
Social Inihuctloni and W.page book Home Treat
ment for .Womrn,' sent In plain wrapper, on
request, ADV,
The Harrison times. (Harrison, Boone Co., Ark) 1876-1938, 1914-02-14
Probably Not.

"Scnbble says he writes all his love
sonnots to imaginary women"
"And ! don't suppose there would be
any objections offered II he mailed all
his love sonnots to imaginary editors
The Harrison times. (Harrison, Boone Co., Ark) 1876-1938, 1914-02-14
COLDS & LaGRIPPE

8 or 6 doses 666 will break any case
Of Chills & Fever, Colds Il LaGrippei
1t acts on the liver better than Gallo
mel and does not grippe or Bicken,
Price 25c,-Ady,
The Harrison times. (Harrison, Boone Co., Ark) 1876-1938, 1914-02-14
PeddIerR Not Allowed.

MOid-Thores q man called with q
bill, ma'am,
Mistress him we have some
already
The Harrison times. (Harrison, Boone Co., Ark) 1876-1938, 1914-02-14

II the white Of ON org n used n
mObing a mustard plaster there wiz
BE- little danger Of tho pl'alrrb Bile
terng tAu most sensitive skin,
The Harrison times. (Harrison, Boone Co., Ark) 1876-1938, 1914-02-14
Anlnlnn Him "a aAuh.

"llow long Ia your doctor going to
keep YOU on a diet, until you are
Btrong7"
mo. until his bill IN pnId."
The Harrison times. (Harrison, Boone Co., Ark) 1876-1938, 1914-02-14
sneeze "Born Full Grown"

"You must have patience" said the
Sage. Nothing is ever born full
grown,
How about q snoe2e2" asked the
Fool,
The Harrison times. (Harrison, Boone Co., Ark) 1876-1938, 1914-02-14

The things we do sometimes cause
us more regret than the things we
don't do
The Harrison times. (Harrison, Boone Co., Ark) 1876-1938, 1914-02-14

Red Cross Edll blue, all blue beet bulng
ydluc In the whole world makes the lauu
dress smile Adv,
The Harrison times. (Harrison, Boone Co., Ark) 1876-1938, 1914-02-14

The best way to collect a library Ia
never TO buy to lend but borrow 70
keep
The Harrison times. (Harrison, Boone Co., Ark) 1876-1938, 1914-02-14

The things we coyet have general.
~ lost their novelty by the time we
can afford them
The Harrison times. (Harrison, Boone Co., Ark) 1876-1938, 1914-02-14

Some men have greatness thrust
upon them, but Il generally goes 70
their heads,
The Harrison times. (Harrison, Boone Co., Ark) 1876-1938, 1914-02-14

Worms expelled promptly from the human
eystem with DR., Pccry'a YemiiuRc dead
Shot, ADV,
The Harrison times. (Harrison, Boone Co., Ark) 1876-1938, 1914-02-14

Philadelphia has three women mill
owners,
The Harrison times. (Harrison, Boone Co., Ark) 1876-1938, 1914-02-14

N1.=Wtfc TO- Ladies' Advisory Dept. Chatts.
nooRa Medicine Co.. Chattanooga Tonny for
Social InitvciIoni and @.page book Home Treat
mcnt Tor .Women,' sent In plain wrapper, ON
request, Adv,
The day book. [volume] (Chicago, Ill.) 1911-1917, 1914-07-17

my living rOOLn anu bedroom, DuC we
will have to buy dining-room set.
There is one thing, however, that I
have decided upon and that is not to
buy anything that do not intend to
keep as long as live. l would not
want to live with. the mess" that
Mother WaVerly has in her drawing
room" as she calls it, for anything in
the world
Dick calls that room the ''cold stor-
age room" as nobody ever goes in
there except when Mother Waverly
is entertaining a very formal caller.
l got into an awful mess when Dick
and | were first married. l was stay
ing over at Dicks mothers for the
day and she looking out of the
window saw the new minister coming
up the walk.
For PHYS sake, Margaret" she
said, go down and talk to him until
l can get my hair combed."
went down and the minister prov
ing to be quite human at first glance,
said:
Il am going to invite you into the
library as l am sure that Mrs. Wav-
erly did not want her minister to be
among those she entertains in her
'drawing-room.' Dick and call it the
cold storage room and Dick declares
that his mother only takes those peo-
pie in there that she does not want
to stay long and never cares to have
come again"
We were laughing over the story
as we stood in the hall when Mother
Waverly came down the stairs with
hand extended and a most cordial
smile on her face.
81 am so glad to see you," she
exclaimed warmly. ct is so good of
you to call on us so early. Won't you
walk into the drawing-room?"
eff you don't mind I'd prefer the
library" said the minister. with a
Ionoh ond tho cfOr1y o07o ont
The day book. [volume] (Chicago, Ill.) 1911-1917, 1914-07-17

SlnC6 L nave D66n Ill LICK mas
drawn my allowance. He gave me all
the bills last month which paid from
the surplus had in the bank. but the
company did not send my allowance
this month Il suppose he has drawn it.
l don't want to ask him about
any more from the bank as l shall
want what we have there-it is very
little now-to furnish the apartment.
l am almost sure that Dick has spent
the money for he has said nothing
about it.
We should have saved at least a
hundred and fifty dollars since we
have been in Eliene's beautiful home,
for Jim Edie paid the rent of our
rooms at the hotel and gave us fifty
dollars for the use of our furniture.
l haven't seen a penny of it. Jim Edie
is coming tonight and am going to
ask him if he gave the money to Dick.
l believe that there is nothing in
the whole scheme of welded life that
makes so much trouble as money. If
you have too much you get into trou=
BILE (as did Harry Symone in think
ing that it can buy anything). If you
have too little most of the pinching
and economy comes out of the wife.
have only about five hundred dol
lars in the bank now and have paid
all the hospital, doctor and nurse bills
beside the bills that Dick contracted.
shall feel rather worried if have
to draw it all out for not since my
mother died and began to handle my
own money have been without a lit
tie nest egg.
Dick gets such a good salary
three hundred month-that we
ought to live and save money on it.
have determined upon one thing:
Aunt Mary shall not contribute one
dollar to the furnishings of this home
except what she wants to put in her
rxr,To Che hoe oil
The day book. [volume] (Chicago, Ill.) 1911-1917, 1914-07-17

THE CONFESSIONS OF A WIFE
WAYS AND MEANS FOR THE NEW HOME
Copyright 1914 by the Newspaper Enterprise Association
The Glenwood post., 1914-08-08
To Tell Time At Nlaht.

Awakins In the night and wondering
what time 1t may be, who has not
longed to see the clock without get
ting up and striking = light! To make
this longing easy to satisfy, . firm in
Paris has just put ON the market Q
clock that by pressing . button 10
made to project . picture Of its face
in \ ray Of light upon the ceiling. This
clock, which locks like a young can
non, stands upon a box containing
three dry batteries. Its mechanism is
in = metal tube, at one end of which
is an ordinary dial. The push-button
can be placed under the pillow or
upon . table beside the bed When
one wants to see the time in the
night one presses the button; this
lights the lamp. which projects upon
the ceiling or upon the wall . greatly
masnified picture Of its face, % that
one can lie comfortably in bed and
rad tho time at . glance. Another
push Of the button extinguishss the
lamp.
The Glenwood post., 1914-08-08
TOO QUICK WITH HIS ANSWER
aespenss ef cevrt Witness PVT Him
OnWsesssariy In . ooms~isst W.
favorable Light

At session OF county court in an
outlying country. . village merchant
was prosecuted for arson" 1t de-
veloped that the business men of
the town had retained . special
prosecutor" to assist in the case The
attorney for the defendant invariably
asked each witness IL he had ever con.
tributed anything toward the support
Of the special prosecutor" One old
man was very xealous in his efforts
to convict the defendant. The attor-
ney started to ask him the regular
"contribution" question. but the wit
ness interrupted him and gave his
answer in the middle of the question.
with the following result:
%. Have you ever contributed any
thing toward the support
"A. No. sir; never did-not .
cent!!!"
of your family!"
Tho witness was excused amid the
laughter Of the court. jury and audi
ence. He left tho room, mad - q
hornet. and was heard to mutter: II
amt got no family."-West Publish
ing company.
The Glenwood post., 1914-08-08
Fsssissvi - t%sr charss.

The school teacher with ths sagis
eye sav . little girl chewing gum.
Mary" she commanded. pat that In
to the waste basket" The child
looked - though she would Nike to
obey, but couldn't DO yoa hsaz nsr'
insisted the teacher. "Put that vaA a
gum into the waste basket Immediate
ly." Please, teacher. I'd like 70. bat I
can't" was the Quaveriag reply: 1T
Il belongs to my n0ther."-BostoQ
Evening Transcript.
The Glenwood post., 1914-08-08

PUBLIC NOTICE OF THE INTENTION OF
THE CITY OF GLENwOOD SPRINGS
COLORADO, TO REDEEM AND PAY
THE FLOATING INDEBTEDNESS AND
OUTSTANDING LEGAL WARRANTS OF
THE CITY.
To Whom 1t May Concern:
Public notice is hereby given that the city
Of 0lenwood Springs, In the state Of Colo
raAo. has authorized TIE issue Of its nsgotia-
bic coupon bonds In the aggregate amount
~ thisty thousand Ave hundred dollars, for
u Dsrpose of funding like amount OF the
seating indebteAosss and outstanding legal
warrants Of the city No sale Of said
boaAs will be made within thirty days after
the first publication of this notice, during
which time, any holder Of outstanding legal
warrants Of ths city of Glenwood Springs
may exchange the same at par for bonds
At par, by application at the office Of the
city treasurer Of said city in Glenwood
Springs, Colorado, anu the presentation OF
said warrants for exchange, as aforesaid.
Dated at Glenwood Springs, Colorado,
July 1S. 1914.
WIN CROSS,
City Clerk.
First publication July 1s. 1914.
Last publication August s. 1914.
The Glenwood post., 1914-08-08
ssmssshat ls~Sthy Me-.


W. Foxley. potmaker to the mint,
indulged in . prolonged sleep. accord.
ing to Slows Chronicle. which saya
that he fell asleep ON April "a. 1876,
and % continued sleeping. and could
not be wakened with pricking. csamp-
ing or otherwise burning whatsoever,
tin the hrst day OF the next terme,
which was full II days and Is nights.
The cause Of his thus sleeping could
not b knowne. though the same were
diligently searched for hy tie king's
DAisaticas an1 other learned nea. yet
tAe king hiaseaf szAnanea - sajl
~. Foaisy. wAs was b IN pseats
esan1 - ~ wahsaaag - - = Z -
- ~ ~ - n1uie - 0vo1 q
JooD oQnG~ !
The Glenwood post., 1914-08-08
SUMNER COUGHS
ARE DANGEROUS

Summer coughs are dangerous. They
indicate low vitality and often lead to
serious throat and lung troubles, m
Guiding constipation. DIR. Kings New
Discovery will relieve the cough or COLI
promptly and prevent complications. 1t
Is soothing and antiseptic and makes
you feel better at once. To delay ;s
dangerous-get a bottle of Dr.. King S
New Discovery At once. Money back
IL not satisfied. Soc. and $1.00 bottles
at your druggist.
The Glenwood post., 1914-08-08
Then He Got CIubbed

Her Father-You could never sup
port my daughter on your begEarly
salary.
Suitor-I realize that, sir; and rye
been wondering II we couldn't-er
club together.-Boston Evening Tran
script.
The Glenwood post., 1914-08-08
ConsentIno 9ilsNeA.

DO you believe that silence gives
consent, Dubbley?" asked GoslinG.
Why-yes. The old saying says 90.
Why" said DUDLEY.
Then you may congratulate me on
my engagement to Miss Moneybags. Il
wrote to her to marry me six months
ago. and l haven't heard q word fromI
her since."-Judke.
The Glenwood post., 1914-08-08
s1ooK lrcH ron sA1s On FlADR

leo acres on Hoffat road; niles
frea Krenmling; 1 mile to flag sta
tioa; altitude 1000 feet; 2-seory log
hoess, barn 25x25; good spring On
place near house. Only about 20 aefes
elsassl aad under cultivation, but 60
essss 80 b cultivated; water hight
aAsesl1sly fifstelssA Splendid stock
esea1sy, ~ bsst raags adjsining this
psapssey, nigAa tsaAs fse 0lsnwssd
stty - ssA1ssaa pssDssty. Il intse
esoua ~ ~ - - Gbeu1 n
n 4 ZuoQ0
The Glenwood post., 1914-08-08

FOR SALE OR -Glenwood
business property, excellent location
and suitable for store or restaurant.
Will sell en- good terms for part Of
good raAch.
purchase price o. wsald trade fss
A. J DICKSON.
The Glenwood post., 1914-08-08

oix reoa house In good condition md
Ssas lots in good residence portion D:
olsawssA Splendid location for .
aanber Of cottages. Owner will make
eoed price ald give satisfaetory
tssns On part Of amount. Call st this
Affies for particulars
The Glenwood post., 1914-08-08
INFECTION AND inject
Rites, DANGEROUS

Mosquitoes, flies and other insects,
which breed quickly in garbage pals.
ponds of stagnant water, barns, musty
Every tine they bite you, they inject
poison into your system from which
some dread disease may result. Get a
septic and = few drops will neutralize
the infetion caused by insect bites or
rusty nails. Sloan's Liniment disin-
fects cuts, bruises and sores. Yon can
not afford to be without it in your
home. Money back if not satisfied.
Only Csc. at your druggist.
The Glenwood post., 1914-08-08
VAGUE lmoressIon-

Il allus did speck We wus E'ineter
hab some kind o botheration long O.
deshere Democrats" said Mr.. Er.stus
Pinkley.
What's dey been doin'?" asked Miss
Miami Brown.
Std O gotn' along waitin' for plain
4-11-44. dey's gettin' up so0s game
dey calls foreign policy"
The Glenwood post., 1914-08-08

Peaches, tomatoes and other fruits
direct to you by parcels post, 81 per
box of 20 lbs.
]. L. SLOANAKER,
S-1-29 Palisade, Colo.
The Glenwood post., 1914-08-08
oonsrnA11oN cAusEs SICKNESS

Don't permit yourself to become con-
stipated, rs your system Immediately
begins to absorb poison from the back
ed-up waste matter. Use DIR. King 8
New Life Pills and keep well. There
Z - better eafeesasd aGainst iHnsss.
Jest take one desc tonight. 35e. at
yssf AE1egist.
The Glenwood post., 1914-08-08
Different v,svvpoIwta.

You ought to economise."
MY wife and myself can't agrel
about that"
Cant 80 the necessity To-
economy
"Oh. We agree On that all right but
she wants to econonise on my tobaoec
and want to 90 slow on bonnets."
The Glenwood post., 1914-08-08
rhsse Reward n o,.ht

uHeee WoNoe4 N oSDaG
7 want to tar1 baek." wAinoa ~
1Fse sxpassss.
-only - asso - A6aA- uued ~
0fhne.
- 4 usgeA nr
- a - p T. - - ! 4
The Glenwood post., 1914-08-08

n - VISA = "a . vaass . =
1f61nuo-,AA ue1na,
The Glenwood post., 1914-08-08

the sense Of the statement impressed
itself upon the down and out" he
rose in his seat with q strangling cry
With his unbelief struggled hope and
recognition. II Drunken Charlie" had
made good. then he. too. might be 4
man He might be born again" Then
the frail figure tottered and fell un-
conscious into the seat, but not before
the man upon the platform had seen
him. When the weakling opened his
eyes 'Drunken Charlie" was bending
over him and saying: ITS all right.
yen. You're coming home with me-"
Two years later . well-dressed. Sc
rious-faced man walked into the
church. at whose corner the north and
west winds had met months before.
lnquiring for the sexton. he asked:
Have you had many tramps come
into the vestibule to get warm this
wfnter!"
.Yes, sir. bat always throws them
out" said the sexton self-rishteously.
yes, 20 I have been given to under
stand" acknowledged the gentleman
dryly. after this kindly send thera
to me. Here II somethins for your
self. and these arc for the mea."
A. the eentleman LEFT, tie sextoa
looked apDreciativeiy at tAe Is btn IN
80 haad and woaAesfAgiy It he paeA-
q e vssltine car1s b u stAR Nsas.
- - na1s q Jsosrssa ossee nluE9
Valdez daily prospector., 1914-06-15
WOMEN IN AGRICULTURE.
Conference t .; at An,blsr, Pa, Will Show
 Them How to Make Money.

Conference at AmbIsr, Pa., Will Show
 Them How to Make Money.
 Many nationally known. speakers have been invited to address a wo- mems agricultural conference at the Pennsylvania School Of Horticulture For. Women at Ambler, Pa. May 16. This win be the first conference held under the auspices Of the association.
 The conference Is to cover an unusu- al variety of subjects. such as 2agricui' tural, educati0n for women, hardy aow- era, foreign food plants, fruit, ponltry. vegetables, peonies and iris. aquatic plants, violet culture. canning. preserv- ing, etc. ,-'''-' '.;'' { 's'' 51@''4's
 The National association is formed to bring together those people Interest ed in various forms of agriculture and horticulture for women. to spread in- formation relative to these subjects. to bring producer and consumer t0. sether. and to establish, an employment bureau fUr women agriculturistS. and {uNhdr the work nf helpinu women to cara their living Qut of doors, The school at Ambler is the first ot its kind in the United States.
Valdez daily prospector., 1914-06-15
BULK OF RUSSIA.

Merely by way of suprlementing the regular appropriations for the Russian army the czar's government has added $6O,OO0,O00 to the usual es- inmates for that great engine of war. says the Cleveland Leader. Europe is gravely discussing extensive changes and improvements in the equipment and organization of the Russian artillery, especially, and Ger many and Austria-Hungary are care fully noting the reports of the mass ing of Russian troops near their frontiers. All such incidents direct attention to the huge bulk of the Rus sian empire. It is by far the greatest connected territory under an flag. The only empire more extensive is that of Great Britain. which lies in widely separated parts of the earth. The population of Russia's vast realm is much greater than that of any oth- CT country inhabited by people chiefly of European blood or origin. The Russian standing army is by far the largest in the world.
Valdez daily prospector., 1914-06-15
HANDS DO
 WONDERFUL ACTS
Even Surgeons Surprised at
 Living Models Feats.
CORK WORKS LIKE FLESH.

Men With Artificial Forearms Write, Fold Papers, Pick Up Dimes, Put on Collars and Button Shoes-No Dan-
 ger IE Amputation of Limbs, Says Eminent Surgeons.
 Remarkable feats performed by arms of cork looking like flesh amazed even 200 world famous surgeons at the fourth congress of the International Surgical association in New York. The man, whose arms had been amputated up near the shoulder, was one of a number of living exhibits to show what this country could do in the way of ar. tificial limbs.
 Everybody present exclaimed in sur prise when T. c. Gaites of Kansas City, whose arms were amputated just be low the elbow couple of years ago, picked up pen, dipped it in ink and dashed off his name just as if he had regular hands instead of fiber ones.
 As Useful as ReaI Hands.
 After that armless Mir. Gaites show ed how he eats with knife and fork, puts on his collar and buttons his shoes in fact, how he dresses himself every day. Not only that, but he folded pa- pers, picked up papers lying fiat on the table, patted his hair into place and shook hansls with those of the surgeons who asked him questions. <
 After al! this Mir. Gaites modestly admitted that he can feel the engrav- ing on calling card, so sensitive are the stumps of his arms to which the false arms are attached,
 But, although Mir. Gaites was the lion, two other men, one of them the inventor of the device, both with one artificial arm apiece, picked dimes and toothpicks from the floor with their tailor made fingers and opened, shut and swung suit cases with their tailor made hands.
 Limb Amputations Safe.
 Drs. Witzel of Dusseldorf, Ceci of Pisa, Von Kuznik of Budapest, Binnie of Kansas City, Durand of Lyons and Ranzi of Vienna in discussing ampu- tations made it clear that amputation of limb is relatively safe operation nowadays. The lost arm or leg can be replaced with an artificial limb which can be widely used by simple exertion of muscles in the hips or shoulders. For example. the artificial arm shown is controlled ill all it's many uses sim ply by alert witches of shoulder mus cleS
Valdez daily prospector., 1914-06-15
THE POPULATION INCREASE.

According to the estimates of the census bureau, by July 1 the United States will have population of 1O9,- O21992 people. This is a gain of over 5000, ,OOO persons in four years. Such rapid gains look alarming to some people. They begin to think that pop ulation will become congested. Esti- mates of the possible population that could be supported in the United States have varied very widely. Prof. A. P. Brigham, leading scientist, had it figured out that this country could support only 305,000,0O0 peo- pie. At the present rate that num- Der would be reached in 100 years. Others are much more liberal, saying that three-quarters of our land can be made productive, capable of pro ducing 50 bushels of corn to the acre. A bushel of corn has food value sufficient to support a man about a month. That would make it possible for an acre to support four men a year. On the present basis of pro- duction, therefore, it has been figured that this country could feed 3,OO0,- COG, ,O00 people. By scientific methods the crop could be doubled. The de- velopment of the tropical regions, which are far more fertile, and ex- change of the manufactures of the temperate zones for the food of the tropics, would, according to investi- gators, permit 10,0O0,0O0,0O0 people to live in our territory.-Ex.
Valdez daily prospector., 1914-06-15
MONDAY, JUNE 15, 1914.
WICkERSHAM.

Aside from the enemies Judge Wickersham has made, the Post knows of no reason why the present delegate from Alaska should enjoy tba affections of the workers of Alas ka.
 Mir. Wickersham has occupied hls present position for six years, and during that time he has materially aided in the accomplishment of just one thing for the people of Alaska the legislative home rule" It was due to MT. Wickersham, however, more than to any other man that the first Alaska legislature was turned ov- CT to the vested interests in Alas ka. It was Judge Wickersham him. self who started the talk for non partisan legislature, and Senator Sutherland, who killed the eight-hour bill so far as 1t related to placer mining, and Representative Drlscoll' the arch enemy of all legislation in favor Of the people, especially the eight hour measure as it applied to placer mines, the abolition of fish traps amendment" to the fish memor- ial, and Representative Collins, who aided Driscoll in these en6eavors, were the personal selections of Judge ,;,,cr is form of office he has never suggested or attempted to secure the passage of a single measure for the benefit of the workers
 Recently the delegate has secured considerable advertising by his oral opposition to the fish traps, but his opposition is still confined to pre- election words-Juneau Post.