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Lincoln County leader. [volume] (Toledo, Lincoln County, Or.) 1893-1987, 1914-10-09
Binoculars Reveal Pirates,

When John Ball. steward OF the
schooner Eagle Wing, at anchor in the
Delaware river. off Cooper's Point,
Philadelphia, stood on the wharf and
swept the river with his binoculars
to pick out his vessel no discovered
river pirates at work stripping her.
He appealed to the police tug and
that craft hurried to the side OF the
schooner. Half dozen men who
were in launch alongside the Eagle
Wing fed. but Henry Sells. who was
aboard the vessel, was arrested and
locked up.
Sells is charged with disposing Of
tho schooner's property to the pirates.
He declared himself to be one OF the
crow. and conteEded that the goods
wero his own. Tho steward, however,
told the police he had never seen the
man before and insisted upon his
arrest.
Lincoln County leader. [volume] (Toledo, Lincoln County, Or.) 1893-1987, 1914-10-09

Leader was trying to slip Knock. Out
Drops into somebody else's Claret
Cup.
Around the Haunts OF Business he
would stand on one Foot while the
Boss Carefully worded the Message
which was to read like a Contract
while leaving a Loop-Hole about the
size OF the Hudson Tunnel.
One night the Kid was returning
homeward with Comrade In Misery.
As the Trolley carried them toward
that portion Of the City where Chill.
dren are still in Vogue. they fell to
talking OF the Future and what 1t
might have In Store for Bright Boy
who could keep on the Trot all day
and sustain himself by eating Cocoa
Nut Pie.
The Comrade hoped to be q vaude-
Vile Actor, but the Kid said, after
some Meditation: During the past
Two Years l have mingled in all
Grades OF Society. and / have decided
to round out my Career by being a
Deep-Sea Diver"
MoRAL-A little learning is n
dangerous thing and q good deal OF 1t
is suffocating.
Lincoln County leader. [volume] (Toledo, Lincoln County, Or.) 1893-1987, 1914-10-09
Rheumatic Throat
Is Common Trouble
Should Be Treated in Blood
To Prevent Recurrence.

There are successful garglcs that stop
rorencss In the throat, but TO prevent their
incessant return, tho blood must be put In
order. The best remedy Is 3. 4. s., as Il
influences all the functions OF the body TO
ncutralize the irritants or waste products
and to stimulate their eIcretlon through
the proper channels.
rheumatic sore throat II q dangerous
Indication. as IL means that the blood is
loaded with more uric acid than the kid.
neys can ercrete. and may thus lead TO
serious general disturbance.
The action OF s. $. =. stimulates cellular
activity. IL prevents the accumulation OF
lrritants In local spots. It enables the
erteries to supply quickly the new red
blood to replace worn-out tissue.
. For this reason uric acid that finds the
throat an easy prey to Its breaking down
influence. IL scattered and eliminated. In
other words, \. y. \. prevents chronic con-
dlticns BY enabling all the mucous Innings
OF the body 20 sccrcts healthy mucus. Its
influence is shown In marked Improve
ment Of the bronchial tubrs, whereby the
husklness Of voice with Thick, Erayish ex.
diluted with water, means a blood bath,
since II 10 welcome TO any stomach and at
once gets into the blood.
&. 8. s. is free OF sll minerals and con-
tains Ingredients wonderfully conducive to
well.balanced health.
You can get It at any drug store. but DO
not accept anything else. There 10 danger
IN substitntcs. 3 s. :. is prepared only By
.,, II. swft speslsc ,.Sc, SS S2s Ss Swift plds
you free instruction by mall on any subject
Of blood disorders. writs today.
Lincoln County leader. [volume] (Toledo, Lincoln County, Or.) 1893-1987, 1914-10-09
Organ Notes From a Plano.

At conversazione in the rooms Of
tho Society OF French Civil Engineers
In Paris. visiting British engineers
we're introduced to a new invention OF
two FrenchEan. NJ. Maitre and NJ.
Martin. plano in which the notes are
produced by the wires being set in
vibration by an electro.magnet instead
OF being struck by hammers. The
mechanism is operated In the usual
way by n keyboard, but. instead OF
dying gradually away as they do with
ordinary plano notes. maintain their
volume as long as the key is pressed.
The effect produced is similar to that
Of an organ. and makes Of the piano an
entirely new and different instrument.
Lincoln County leader. [volume] (Toledo, Lincoln County, Or.) 1893-1987, 1914-10-09
MORAL-No Chance.
The New Fable Of the Two Brothers,
Tho Even Start and the Con.
trastinq Termlnl.

trastirg Termlnl.
In a Flag. Station the Job OF Tele-
graph Operator is about the Limit
Of Earthly Ambition.
Therefore two Boys living in q
weedy Hamlet began to hang around
the Depot and learn the Morse Alpha
bet.
In due time each became a regular
Railroad Man with Calico Sleeves and
a Toothbrush in his upper Vest
Pocket.
They were transferred to the juno
tion and began to have dealings with
the Old Man himself and cuss when
No. 6 balled up the Schedule.
Being quick on the Trigger and
good at sizing up Men. they got into
the Operating Department and each
had Card.Case full OF Annuals.
One accepted an Offer to 60 up into
Canada and crack the Whip over n
Line being projected by British Capt.
talists who were too well.bred to get
out in their Old Clothes and prod tho
Help.
The other remained in the Land OF
his Birth to push an Extension into
the Northwest.
Each delivered the Goods in his
own Bailiwick-spanning tho turbu.
lent Streams, filling tho deep Hollows.
boring through the Hills and bring.
Ing a new Empire out OF the lone.
some Wilderness.
When the Gauk who had been trans.
formed into Canuck cleaned up on
the big Assignment, the Directors
gave him Dinner and the King sent
for him to come up TO the House
and kneel on one Knee and be dubbed
the Earl OF Saskatchewan.
The Brother wanted TO attend the
ceremony but he had to send his Re.
grets as he was In Jail at tho time.
Moral: Only a few receive TitleS
but many are Indicted.
Lincoln County leader. [volume] (Toledo, Lincoln County, Or.) 1893-1987, 1914-10-09
Providing Entertainment.

Say, friends!" exclaimed the man
who had come suddenly out of tho
bushes. I've had all kinds O. trouble
to get any fish to say in this part O
the stream"
Then l suppose you object to my
fishing?" asked the stranger,
How long have you been here2"
About two hours"
Catch anything?"
mo"
well, guess there amt no objeo-
tion to your gettln' out on a rock an
thrashin around while longer. May
be it'll help to amuse the fish,
Washington Star.
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81
GEORGE
A[)ts
.o.,,o,1.<,oax, 49,

The Yankee cringed under the At
tack and then fully agreed with the
Son Of ambitious Albion. He said we
were new and crude People who did
not know how to wear Evening Clothes
or eat Stilton Cheese and our Politi-
clans were corrupt and Murderers
went unpublished, while the Average
Citizen was dyspeptic Skate affiict-
ed with Moral Strabismus.
Then he retired to his State Room to
weep over the Situation and the Brit
ish Subject said: "The American is a
Poltroon. for he. will not defend his
own Hearth and Fireside."
A Cooks Tourist from Emporia,
Kansas, dropped into the Vacant
Chair. When the Delegate from The
Rookery. Wormwood Scrubs, Isling, 8.
E., resumed his scorching Arraign-
ment Of the u. s. A.. he got an aw-
full Rise out OF the Boy from the Corn
Belt.
The Emporia Man said there were
more Bath Tubs to the Square Mile
out in his Burg than you could find in
the West End Of London and more
Paupers and Beggars in one Square
Mile of the East End of London than
you could find in the whole State of
Kansas. He said there were fewer
Murders in England because Good Op-
portunities were being overlooked.
He said he could Tip any one in
England except, possibly, the Arch
bishop Of Canterbury.
It was his unbiased Opinion that
London consisted of a vast Swarm of
melancholy Members OF the Middle
and Lower Glasses OF the Animal
Kingdom who ate Sponge Cake with
Seeds in 1t, drank Tea, Smoked Pipes
and rode on Buses, and thought they
were Living.
Standing beneath the ripping folds
OF Old Glory the proud Citizen Of the
Great Republic declared that we could
wallop Great Britain in any Game
from Polo up to Prize-Fighting and
II we cut down on the Food Supplies
the whole blamed Runt OF an under.
sized Island would starve to death in
Week.
With quivering Nostrils, he heaped
Scorn and Contumely upon any Race
that would call Pie Tart. In con.
clusion he expressed Pity for those
who never tasted Corn on the Cob
After he had gone up to the Bridge
Deck to play ShufIie-Board, the Rep.
resentative Of the Tightest little Island
on the Map took out his Notebook and
made the following entry: Every
Beggar living in the States is a
Bounder and a Braggart."
That evening in the Smoke Room he
began TO pull his favorite Specially of
Raging the Yanks on New Yorker.
who interrupted him by saying: Real
ly know nothing about my own Coun-
try. / spend the Winter in Egypt, the
Spring in London. the Summer in
Carlsbad. and the Autumn in Paree."
So the Traveller afterward reported
to Learned Society that the Typical
American had become denatured Ex.
patriate.
MORAL-No Chance.
Lincoln County leader. [volume] (Toledo, Lincoln County, Or.) 1893-1987, 1914-10-09
Tho New Fable Of the Cousin Who Be-
eame cognlxant Of Our Short
cnnnlnna


On the deck OF Transatlantic
Skin q certain Old Traveller, who
owed allegiance to George and Mary.
reclined on his Cervical Vertebrae
with a Plaid Shawl around him and
roasted Our Native Land.
He told the American in the next
Steamer Chair that he had been un-
able to get his Tea at the usual Hour
and out In that place called Minnie.
Apples the stupid Waiter never had
heard OF Bloaters for Breakfast.
Furthermore, he had not seen his
Boots again after placing them out
side tho Door In Chicago.
The Houses were overheated and
the Railway Carriages were not like
those at Homo and the Reporters were
Forward Chaps and Ice should not be
added with the Soda, because II was
not being Done.
He was glad TO escape from tho
Wretched Hole and get back to his
own Lodgings, where he could go into
Cold Storage and have Joint OF Nut
ton ana Brussels Sprouts as often as
desired.
Lincoln County leader. [volume] (Toledo, Lincoln County, Or.) 1893-1987, 1914-10-09
The New Fable Of tho Juvenile Who
Studied Mankind and Laid His

studied Mankind and Laid His
Plans Accordingly.
Once there was Kid who wore q
Uniform that fit him too Soon and a
Cap on one Ear. His Job was to an
swer the Buzzer and take Orders
from any one who could show 25
Cents.
In the Morning he might be acting
as Pack-Pony for some Old Lady on a
Shopping Spree and in the Afternoon
he would be delivering a Ton Of
Coal.
He had been waved aside by Buffers
and ordered about by Blonde Stenog-
raphers and joshed by Travelling Sales
men until his Child-Nature was as
hard and flinty as that of the She
Purser in swell Tavern who lately
has cashed one that proved to be
Phoney.
In answering the Call of Duty he
had gone to the Dressing Room and
taken private Fash at the Maga-
zine Beauty before she began to at
tach the Hair or spread the Enamel.
He had stood in the private Lair Of
the Sure-Thingers when they were
cooking up some new Method of col
lecting much income without moving
out Of their Chairs.
He had stood by while Husbands,
with the Scotch standing high in the
Gague, collaborated on the Lie which
was to pacify little Katisha. waiting in
the Flat
Before delivering this Masterpiece
Of Fiction he would have to do a lit.
tie Sherlocking and finally locate
Katisha in one OF those places where
they serve 1t in Tea-Cups.
In the Homes of the Rich and Great
where he delivered Orchids and Invi.
tations and perfumed Regrets he
would overhear Candid Expressions
which indicated that every Social
Lincoln County leader. [volume] (Toledo, Lincoln County, Or.) 1893-1987, 1914-10-09
SunIluht Intensified

BY Reflection from Ocean Beach and
Desert Sand unrelieved by Foliage. Winds
bring Eye Troubles In their waLeDGr,ann. t, M
lated Eyelids, Red, Itching, Burning, Tired
and Watery Eyes, Impaired Vision and
Eye Pain. Reliable Relief is found in
Murine Eye Remedy, Mild and Harmless.
II you Wear Glasses, Try Murine. Doesn't
Smart. Feels Fine. Acts Quickly. Is an
Eye Tonic compounded by 0culists-not n
Patent Medicine"-but used in successful
Physicians Practice for many years. Now
dedicated to the Public and sold al
SOC Per Bottle. Murine Eye Salve In
Aseptic Tubes, 2jc and soc. Sold by
Druggists. For Books, write to Murine
Eye Remedy Co.. Chicago.
Lincoln County leader. [volume] (Toledo, Lincoln County, Or.) 1893-1987, 1914-10-09
SQUIRE IKE I'm BAD"
O.
FRIENDS THINK HE DRAWS
POINTS OF LAW TOO FINE.
shlnhopple People Naturally Dis
pleased at the Way They Were
Done Out Of Treat They Were
Looking Forward To.

IL oqulre Ike otratton don't quit
DRAWN his pints O. law so exceedin'
fine" said Bill Sanders, the homer
from Shinhopple way, he'll run agin
snag when he puts hlsself In the
hands Of his friends fer to be elected
agin, fer his friends II Jest raise their
hands an turn him down.
I'VE was 'spectin' to have a time
most ez good ez a circus soon ez Jim
Bailey had Hank Parsons took up fer
KILN his tame bar, an yanked him
fore the squire to answer. We was
all settin' at Joe Binn's grocery store,
waitin' fer the squire, Jim Bailey bein'
there ready fer to asst him fer a war.
rant fer Hank. The squire come In
pooty soon, an Jim says to him that
he wanted the warrant.
whats yer grounds fer perceedin? p
says Squire Ike. bittin' hunk often
his plug.
The grounds is,' says Jim, that
Hank Parsons shot my tame bar dead,
an says he'll be burned II he'll pay fer
It, Thems the grounds fer perceedin'!'
says Jim.
Squire Ike he sot spell, chawin'
like a sheep, an then he says to Jim;
Wizard yet git the barr
Ketched 1t when 1t was a cub,
says Jim.
'Suckin' cub?' says the squire.
Huh, huh,' says Jim. 'Suckin' cub.
Its nanny to home when you
ketched it?' says the squire.
No, she want says Jim.
" Did you lug 1t away from its home
by force O. arms an malice afore-
thought? says the squire.
:" II ye mean,' says Jim, did lug It
home ez quick ez could scoot SO ez
the oil she bar wouldn't ketch up
with me an take 1t back ag'in, that's
about what l done, squire says jim.
Squire Ike he sot an chawed
awhile, an shiftin' his cud to t other
cheek, by an by he says to Jim:
An ye want q warrant fer Hank
Parsons, do yer says he.
'Jes' what / do. by hokey!' says
Jim.
Squire Ike, he chawed awhile more,
an then he says:
Well, kin give ve warrant, Jim,
but ye better go a leetle Slow says he.
Hank is liable to turn round an asst
fer a warrant fer you. too. an Ill hei
to give 1t to him
Warrant fer mel says Jim, no
more s'prised an took back than we
all was. "A warrant, what fer, I'd like
to know says he.
Kidnapin',' says the squire. You
kidnapped a bar on yer own shown
James, an the law is dead sot agin
kidnapers, says he, specially when
thuz malice aforethought with EN-
An your'n is specially aggervatin
case says he, fer you was access'ry
beth afcre an arter the fact. kin
give ye warrant fer Hank II ye want
1t, jim says the squire, but you bet.
ter go a loetle SLOW says he.
Hin e drawin' his p'ints O. law so
exceedin' fine shunted the case round
so alarmin' that jim took Squire Ike's
advice an went slow. so that Hank
Parsons wasn't yanked afore tho
squire, an Shinopple never see a dis.
appilteder outpourin' O. feller citizens
than went home from Joe Blnn's
grocery store that day. An' Squire
Ike Strattcn II hear from It in thun.
der tones, by jeeswax. when he puts
hisself In the hands OF his friends
ag'in, mind what / tell ye, II he don't
Guilt drawn his p'ints O. law SO ex.
ceedin' fine!"
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Deceived.

Little Willie was leftn alone with
sisters beau. -.f-s--
"Mr. Chumpley," he presently said,
what is a popinjay?""
Sisters beau wrinkled his forehead.
"Wh-why, a popinjay is a-a vain
bird"
Are you bird, Mr.. Chumpley"
Certainly not"
That's funny. Ma said you was a
popinjay, and pa said there was no
doubt about your bein' jay, an sis
ter said there was small hopes of
your poppin', an now you say you
amt a bird at all. That's funny
Cleveland Plain Dealer.
Lincoln County leader. [volume] (Toledo, Lincoln County, Or.) 1893-1987, 1914-10-09
A Bird Of a Retort.

Here you are" scolded the robin.
putting your egg in my nest and ex.
pectlng my wife and me to hatch IL
You have a mighty bad reputation for
your irregular habits!"
"Oh, don't know" saucily replied
the cuckoo, Il never heard OF any
clocks being named after you."-Chi
cago Evening Post.
Lincoln County leader. [volume] (Toledo, Lincoln County, Or.) 1893-1987, 1914-10-09
And It's Not In eaedeker.

English Clergyman-And when you
arrive in London, my dear lady, don't
fail to see st. Pauls and Westminster
Abbey.
Fair Amerlcan-You bet; I'll rattle
those off, sure; but what I've been
hankering to see, ever since I was
knee.high to a grasshopper, is the
Church OF England.-London Times.
Lincoln County leader. [volume] (Toledo, Lincoln County, Or.) 1893-1987, 1914-10-09
IN ALL OUR
NE|GHBORHOOD
There Is Hardly A Woman
Who Does Not Rely Upon
Lydia E. Pinkham's Veg
etable Compound.
Princeton, ILL., had inflamma ton.
hard headaches in the back of my neck

and a weakness all
caused by fem ale
trouble, and l took
Lydia e. Pinkham's.
V ege table Com
pound with such ex-.
cellent results that u
am now feeling fine.
| recommend tn o
Compoundand praise
Il to all. / shall DO
glad to have you
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Lincoln County leader. [volume] (Toledo, Lincoln County, Or.) 1893-1987, 1914-10-09
The Benefactor.

OF all the clever men we know,
The one we most adore.
Is he who made the one.step grow
Where two-steps grew before.
Puck.
But there's another artful chap,
Whose skill Wen not deplore,
He put two slashes In the skirts.
Where one appeared before.
Lincoln County leader. [volume] (Toledo, Lincoln County, Or.) 1893-1987, 1914-10-09
FIoor.WaIkers-

Bacon-I sec n reasonably active
man walks about 297.2OO miles in 81
years. just walking about his house
and place OF business.
Egbert-of course. that doesn't in.
clude men who have had to care for
restless children at night
Lincoln County leader. [volume] (Toledo, Lincoln County, Or.) 1893-1987, 1914-10-09
A Plea Of Guilty.

WHAT" exclaimed the teacher,
does no one know? What animal
has bristly hair, is dirty all the time
and loves getting into the mud?"
A small boy raised timid hand.
well, Allan" said the teacher, tell
us what 1t is"
please, ma'am, said the little boy,
reflectively, its me."-Chicago Amer.
ican.
Lincoln County leader. [volume] (Toledo, Lincoln County, Or.) 1893-1987, 1914-10-09

"You will" said the attorney, during
the course OF their consultation. you
will get your third out of the estate. -
"0h!" exclaimed the widow, aghast,
how can you say such thing, with
my second scarcely cold In his gravel"
Green Bag.
Lincoln County leader. [volume] (Toledo, Lincoln County, Or.) 1893-1987, 1914-10-09
YOU CAN SAVE MONEY BY
WEARING w l. nnuGIAS SunEs
Pluto's Pet.

Cerberus was barking at the gates
of Hades.
He's all right" Pluto ruminated.
But l do hope they won't tax me for
three dogs this year"
Even he had his troubles.-Milwau
kee Free Press.
Lincoln County leader. [volume] (Toledo, Lincoln County, Or.) 1893-1987, 1914-10-09
The Effect on the Boss.

Hoax-The fellows who work in a
brewery drink all the beer they want,
Joax-I should think the boss would
have his hands full.-Philadelphia
Record.
Lincoln County leader. [volume] (Toledo, Lincoln County, Or.) 1893-1987, 1914-10-09
Loss Caused by Revolutlo,.

Mexico's cotton crop. though excep.
tionally large, occupies the unique po.
sition Of being practically useless in
that country since the picking season
Of last September. owing to the revolu.
dom
Lincoln County leader. [volume] (Toledo, Lincoln County, Or.) 1893-1987, 1914-10-09
How He Would Sell

yep, I've made up my mind to get
rid Of that auto | bought from Pete
Haskins. Guess I'll let 1t go for $50
jest as II stands"
What you want to do that fer?"
"'Cause II won't move."-Cleveland
Plain Dealer.
Lincoln County leader. [volume] (Toledo, Lincoln County, Or.) 1893-1987, 1914-10-09
Dlkappolntlnu.

"How's that book you were Just
readlng?'
"oh, It's another OF those publlca.
tlons in which a corklng good title is
spoiled by the Washington
Star.
Lincoln County leader. [volume] (Toledo, Lincoln County, Or.) 1893-1987, 1914-10-09
Shake Into Your shoes

Aliens Foot-Ease powder for the feet. II cures
painful, swollen. smarting, sweating feet. Makes
new shoes easy. Sold by all Druggists and Shoe
Stores. Don't accept any substitute. Sample
FREE. Address A. S. olmsted. lie Roy. N. Y.
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prophetic.

His Wife-"But, dear, tell me why
you want my photograph taken in cos.
tuner"
Her Hubby-"So that in three years
you will look at Il and say what
would like to say right now."-Judge.
Lincoln County leader. [volume] (Toledo, Lincoln County, Or.) 1893-1987, 1914-10-09

There Is scarcely neighbor around mo
who does not use your medicine. Mrs.
]. F. JOHNSON, r. No. 4, Box 80, Prince
ton, Illinois.
Experience of a Nurse.
Poland, N.Y.-'In my experience as
nurse certainly think Lydia Z. Pink
hams Vegetable Compound Is a great
medicine. wish all women with fe-
male troubles would take II. took Il
when passing through the Change OF
Life with great results and always re-
commend the Compound to all my pa
tients II know of their condition In
time. will gladly do all can to help
others to know Of this great medicine. %
Mrs. HORACE NEWMAN, Poland, Her.
kimer Co., NY.
II you are III do not drag along until
an operation Is necessary, but at once
take Lydia Z. Pinkham's Vegetable,
Compound.
Ifyou want special advice writo,
Lydia Il. Pinlsham Medicine Co...
eonfidentiaD Lynn, Mass,
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Business Hint.

First Beggar-Want to buy my car
for $500?
Second Beggar-Can't afford to run
II.
First Beggar-But after you buy It
you'll look so blame sad you'll make
more money.
Lincoln County leader. [volume] (Toledo, Lincoln County, Or.) 1893-1987, 1914-10-09

A musical enthusiast is one who
will pass up a ball game to attend a
matinee performance of "Rigoletto.
The Smart Set.
Lincoln County leader. [volume] (Toledo, Lincoln County, Or.) 1893-1987, 1914-10-09

War has one advantage over peace.
In Germany nobody questioned the
justice of mobbing an unsatisfactory
orchestra.
Lincoln County leader. [volume] (Toledo, Lincoln County, Or.) 1893-1987, 1914-10-09

Acid Stomach, heartburn and nausea
quickly disappear with the use of Wrights
Indian Vegetable Pills. Send for trial
box to 37a Pearl ST., New York. Adv.
Lincoln County leader. [volume] (Toledo, Lincoln County, Or.) 1893-1987, 1914-10-09
The ADVANTAGE of Eootism.

The Advantage of Egotism.
He-The Bighedde is always think
ing of himself
She-Yes. In that way he always
avoids having much on his mind
Boston Transcript.
Lincoln County leader. [volume] (Toledo, Lincoln County, Or.) 1893-1987, 1914-10-09

II looks as though some OF those
French novelists and pugillsts were
getting pile of cheap publicity out OF
enlistment.
Lincoln County leader. [volume] (Toledo, Lincoln County, Or.) 1893-1987, 1914-10-09

YOUR OWN DRUGGIST WILL TELL you
Try Murine Eye Remedy for Red, Weak Watery
Eyes and Granulated Eyelds; No Smnrtng-
just Eye Comfort Write for Book OF the Eve
BY mail Free. Murine Eye Remedy Co., Chicago.
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are filled by many Of our graduates
who received their first training at our
model banking office.
The training is invaluable to both
boys and girls, and is only one of the
many special features Of the Beutel
School.
Why not join our classes with view
to earning more salary?
A position guaranteed.
BEUTEL BUSINESS COLLEGE
Tacoma, Washington.
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Too Easy.

90 Easy,
Have you been able to meet all the
demands of your creditors?"
Meet them! | haven't been able
TO avoid em."-Buffalo Express.