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Luxemburger gazette. [volume] (Dubuque, Iowa) 1871-1918, 1914-07-07
Nmerifanerin heiratbet.

Sn ser ct. Solcpb's Stride CIR
Saris lpurben Sri. 2auru ReSonalh
Stallo. Sodtcr BON @pmunb q. Stalo
aus Cincinnati. O., uno Shirt Srau>.
cisco Hoipi9lioii, Elm rpmii6er slriitos
frat, getraut.
Luxemburger gazette. [volume] (Dubuque, Iowa) 1871-1918, 1914-07-07
SSiirsbnrs's Sunnertiahrieier.

Sic bunbertidbri9e 3uaeboriafeit
Der alten freien 6eih5ltnot &iir5s
burg gum aGnigrciG Sapern miro
Srr 3eit feitlidl b%cgan9cn. 4oniJ
2uomig Der Sritte lit perionlih NIT
9robcm @cfolge in Der Stnbt cin9cs
t%rofieu, nm ON Der patriotii6en Seller
tbcilnebmcn 6u t0nuen.
Luxemburger gazette. [volume] (Dubuque, Iowa) 1871-1918, 1914-07-07
gnen &ripcft!

Scr 5ipildeu St. Saul unb Seattle
b~erfehrenbe Gil6ll9 Der @reat Nprtbs
crnsSnbn ut an rs ouf einauDec
iolgenoen Sngen 5u gennI bcrielbcn
Minute in Seuitls e~in9etrpiien.
Menn man bepenft, Dab Die iebe5
Nal 6urii5lle8cnbe Stredc 1.S14
%eilen 6ctrd9t, neldle in p Stm@
Den uno 80 0iinMten hurdlidbreu iuers
ben muB, 70 nib man bicie 2eiitung
IN ppllcm llmiaa9 81 ipilrpigeu pcrs
ltehen.
Luxemburger gazette. [volume] (Dubuque, Iowa) 1871-1918, 1914-07-07
Sic heuti@en Stnbenten amerifa's,

Sic nmeritnniIAen lluiperiitdten
fteben bel Nid)tamerifnnern in bobem
9iufe, rus benefit Die Sbotiafc, buB
bic ameritnniihen &ohihulen I'M
Sabre 1913 bon APP ausidnbiid)eu
Gtubeutcn bcIudt ipurben I'M ST.
mcbr ais IN 5lpei porheraebenoen
Snbren, &ou ScutIdlaub fnmcn
1872, bon Oeitcrrcih@ llugarn "a mnO
ton Der S6pei5 20 Stnhiercnbe.
Luxemburger gazette. [volume] (Dubuque, Iowa) 1871-1918, 1914-07-07
GrSbcbcn IN s;adien.

Sm gauScu A6nigrcid SadIen
ipurbe INN Die brittle Worgcnltunbe
Il. Suli) Gin beftigcr GroitoB mabrs
9enpmmen, Der bcionhers in Der Staot
Seip5ia ungebcure Iufreguns i'm @cs
ipl9e bate. Nngiteniiat itiir5tcn Die
8eipobner II Den gsetteu lnp flob,u
binnlis auf Die StraBen. iiird)tenb. haS
Sals perbc iiber ibnen Sulammeu>
itiirSen. @l%ildlidcrmeiic iunb feline
@icoerbolun9 beS G,rbitobeS itatt.
Luxemburger gazette. [volume] (Dubuque, Iowa) 1871-1918, 1914-07-07
anfl5inns bes Srufeien= Stammes.

Iuf Inorbnung beS Snbianers8 ms
eaus lit Der Srofeiens Stamm. pcr
9roBtc inter Den fiini cipiliiiertcu Snz
bioncrs Hatioueu, mfgeloit morhen.
Sns 100000 b~etrasenbe Germogcu
bes Stanmes miro inter Die 41,000
Mitglieoer pertbeilt.
Luxemburger gazette. [volume] (Dubuque, Iowa) 1871-1918, 1914-07-07

@ebrbeit bon fat t00.O Stimmen
an9enpmmcnen 9pits sltte, Die zines
Der itreugiten YrobibitipEs @eicBe bes
2anbes lit. Nabe5u 600 @cbdube,
in benen bisber alfoboliihc @etrdnte
I'M Staute gum Nusidauf gelangten,
ltcben leer unh tragen Den &crmert
gu permietbcn". Smdt. Counties,
StGbte uuo @emeinben biiBen an &C.
trdnfeitcllcrn insgeiamult $1,O00,000
i'm Sabre Gin.
Luxemburger gazette. [volume] (Dubuque, Iowa) 1871-1918, 1914-07-07

omitted. The pattern is cut in
4 sizes: 3, A, ) and 6 years. II
requires 2 yards of 36-inch ma
terial for a 4-year size. Price loo.
)982-Dress with Over Blouse for
Misses and Small Women. A
Popular and Pleasing Style. This
attractive model was made of
blue and white dotted challie,
with batiste for the underwaist.
The over blouse may be omitted.
The design is also good for linen,
lawn, bingham. chiffon or MORE
taffeta, serge or cashmere. The
skirt is cut on graceful lines.
and with plated fulness that
may be gathered. 1t is finished
with slightly raised waistline.
The pattern is cut in 4 sizes: Ia,
Is, IL and Is years. 1t requires
) 1-2 yards of 27-inch material
with 2 IA yards for the under
waist. for a 16-year size. The
Luxemburger gazette. [volume] (Dubuque, Iowa) 1871-1918, 1914-07-07

color would be very attractive.
For Bingham, lawn, dimity, or
linen, this model would also be
appropriate. 1t will reqnire )
3-S yards of 44-inch material for
a 36-inch size. The skirt meas
ures l 1-S yard at the foot. This
illustration calls for TWO sepa-
rate patterns. 10c FOR EACH.
9947-Ladies' Waist with Body Lin
ing and Chemisette A Graceful
and Charming Blouse. Batiste in
a pretty rose shade embroidered
in self color, and with chemi-
settle and trimming of shadow
lace, is here shown. The square
cut front with tab extensions are
a new style feature. This waist
is attractive as part of a costume
or as a separate waist. 1t is
suitable for crepe, wolfe, epOnge,
ratine, t~affeta, Gin MORE, or chif-
fOn) also other silks and wash
Luxemburger gazette. [volume] (Dubuque, Iowa) 1871-1918, 1914-07-07
Spwa auf Der HatteniasS.

Snfol9e elmer @arnun9 bcs Staatss
@ciunbbeits : Snipcftors Siggins crs
man. buB in i1nmtlihen
Stdbten Splpo'S am Miiiiiiippi ents
lang. Inn Der @eulcnpeit p%pr5ubcus
gen. cine aq9emcinc Hattenjago pcrs
anltaltet lpcrben miro.
Luxemburger gazette. [volume] (Dubuque, Iowa) 1871-1918, 1914-07-07
Sraiincnt tbnt 700 Sufirasetteu feline
Meinung funo.

@eseu 700 Suifra9etten mabtcn
am 30. Sumi Srdiioent 8ilipn I'M
@eiBen Suilic ibre Iufwartung in Der
&offuung, nit Dem 2anoeSoberbnupte
SGnocbrud 8u ipedieln unb Seltimms
les ilbcr Die InSIihten beS Nrauens
ltimnlrcd,tS Su crinbrcn. Dor NQcm mic
Der &rd'ipent 81 Der Sroge itebe.
Gum 8dnbcbrlld lam cS niht. unb
betrcfls pcS Sraucnitimmredt5 ers
Luxemburger gazette. [volume] (Dubuque, Iowa) 1871-1918, 1914-07-07
@ollen Sic iencs Stiif 9aub
uerfanfen?

= Sielc 2ente benbiihtiaen bins I
3 men Smr5cm nah elmer anoeren 1
, 0csenb ST. sicben. 10000 tn 1
: tbuliihe Samilien werocn in 1
= nuieren Gerlanst : gnseisen err 1
= fabren, mas Sic sm pfierieren 1
, ba6eu. Wanhc nieier 9cmtc 1
: icben iid serabe md cinem I
: iul6en Sfiif 9ano nm, mic Sic 1
; es gu p~ertamfen baben. ltniere 1
; @criangt NuSeigcn reoen jcot 1
= @phe ST. 10000 fathuliihcn 1
, Samilien. Gs lit binig unb !
, cinfah. Zen Ireis bieicr Ins 1
, 5ciaen finbet maa auf Settle IL. I
Luxemburger gazette. [volume] (Dubuque, Iowa) 1871-1918, 1914-07-07
Ser ruiiiihe Ilfoboltemfef.

llnterludunsen iiber oen Iltobof.
genus in 8u6lanb cr9aben. baB int
areis 8oronci6 bon Den Shnlfinberu
SO &ro5cnt Dem @enuB bon Shnaps'
cracbcn linb, Sinner 0 iicben uio
oft Sahrcn bctrllnien 81 ieben. ge6ort
6u Den @0td9lihteitcn. Irmes ruiiis
i1ea @pltl
Luxemburger gazette. [volume] (Dubuque, Iowa) 1871-1918, 1914-07-07
Salem's @ieberaufban.

Sic &orbereitun9cu 5i,m @iebcrs
aufbou bes iiinglt bonn Seuer perbeers
len 9iitrit.5 BON Sulem. Wtnll..
madden rnpibe Sortimritte. inbem cine
aon3c Mcngc Observation-Disclosures
a~us9e9c6cn mcrbcu. Sic Sliihtliuge
i'll Den Gon5eutrirumgSs Bayern BADEN
iiber niNts 81 tla9eh % lie nit
Luxemburger gazette. [volume] (Dubuque, Iowa) 1871-1918, 1914-07-07
Maior &ocfaer'S GntlaKmns.

SrdiiOeut &iion bal boS llrtbcil
bcitdtigt. burh neld,cS ciu arie9Sacz
ridt Die @utlnliulg bcS Majors Scu>
iarnin M. aoef Ter o pTr SunbcSz
&ilitens IrtiIcrie. bes SeieblsbaberS
bon Sort Serrp ,auf Ylum SSlanp, y.
Luxemburger gazette. [volume] (Dubuque, Iowa) 1871-1918, 1914-07-07
Our PatteYH
Department.
Order Patterns by Number.

9991-Ladies' Dressing Sack or Neg
Ligee. A Unique, Simple and At
tractive Style. This model is
pretty and effective. 1t will de-
velop nicely in any of the ma
~terials used for house sacks.
BOrdered goods, embroidery and
fOunces are especially suited to
its use. For trimming, lace, edg-
ing insertion, or ribbon are suit
able. The pattern is cut in 3
sizes: Small, medium and large.
1t requires / 7-S yard of 27-inch
material for the one piece style,
or one embroidered or hem
stitched scarf 27x60 inches. For
the style illustrated in the large
view it will require 3 Ia yards
OF 27-ipch material or ) rs
yards of 1A-inch bouncing for a
medium size. Price Ice.
~997l-Girls' Dress with Long or
Short Sleeve. 4 Neat and Be-
coming Design. This attractive
model is finished in Balkan style,
with panel or vest effect. The
sleeve in wrist length is gathered
to a band cuff. The short sleeve
is in kimOnO style. The dress
is good for any of this sea-
sons popular materials. Blue
and white striped percale, or
white linen with trimming of
a contrasting color, would de-
velOp this style nicely. The Pat
tern is cut in 4 sizes: 6, s, 10 and
II years. 1t requires 4 yards of
4l-inch material for a 12-year
size. Price 10c.
9S8l-AM Most Desirable Model. Child's
Drawers. In spite of the many
bargains in underwear, practical
mothers and home dressmakers
often prefer to make these gar
ments for their little ones, thus
insuring more comfort, durabil-
ity, and choice of material and
Luxemburger gazette. [volume] (Dubuque, Iowa) 1871-1918, 1914-07-07

rnb obne @ergiitung %bci5utrobncu.
@enm ihpn hcrartige Suititlte nbgce
balteu pcroen mililcu, 10 iollen lie
pdbrenp bes Sduliabres absebolten
perben mb Die 9ebrer ibre gelu0bus
lihe Seiolbrng 5iebcn, penn lic
iplden Snitituten bcippbnen.
Luxemburger gazette. [volume] (Dubuque, Iowa) 1871-1918, 1914-07-07
Gleftrisitdts @erfe it'd btiidl.

Sic Stabt @icn bat sic gelammten
8crfc DER Nuitriau electricity So.
iibcrnommen. Samit 3eben Die
@erfe in itdbtilden 8etrieb iiber.
Pin Die @%rlan9un9 Der Beredtiame
sur grribtuns uno 3ilm s3etrieb Der
@erfc an Die cn9liihe @eielltait
fniipitc ii6 Dor Sabrcn Gin GROCER
Sfnnpnl.
Luxemburger gazette. [volume] (Dubuque, Iowa) 1871-1918, 1914-07-07

2%ebensmittelu reihlid beriorgt per>
Den unb man Die 3elte NIT bol5erncn
Srbboben pericben bat, 10 bnB lie bel
Dem berrlhenDen He9cnlpetter nibt
BON Sclid)tigfeit 81 leiben baben. Sic
3abi Der ibrer Seimitdtte Serall6ten
miro auf 10000 gelhdst.
Luxemburger gazette. [volume] (Dubuque, Iowa) 1871-1918, 1914-07-07

o., nus ser Nrnee perfiigt bat. Sic
gegen Den Sffi5ier erbpbenen Inflas
gen iuaren ieuintioncler Nnfur. unp
Is nurbe i'm &~ricgs9cridt barber
inter GusI6luB Der ScHentlitfeit
pe~rhanNelt.
Luxemburger gazette. [volume] (Dubuque, Iowa) 1871-1918, 1914-07-07
Satbuliider GunsreF.

s,um 6. bis 10. ausuit miro In
Sal6burg Elm firfen : mriitnliifer
Sortbilpung5sGu iilr Sb~orregenteu.
aantorcu, Srguniiten, Yrieiter unb
Wulltlcbrer a~bgcbaltcn.
Luxemburger gazette. [volume] (Dubuque, Iowa) 1871-1918, 1914-07-07

flGrte Serr &ilion in ernlter 8ciie,
bae nan cine niesbc5iislide Gntihei=
bnng Den Ginseiifaatcn i~iberlaficn
miiiic, Oh Dies tnum Sunbeslahe iei.
Sarnllf cine b0flide &%erbcugung unb
Der Srdlibent p%criduuaub burf Die
ielbc Sbilr, bnrdj bic er cingctreten.
Selbit Die @ciprdhisitc Der Samcn
permodtc Dor Stauncn ldngcrc 3eit
tcin Wort bcrpor3ubringen.
Luxemburger gazette. [volume] (Dubuque, Iowa) 1871-1918, 1914-07-07
@cuer prohibitions Staat.

Inter Dem &lou9e Der airdens
9lpfcu lit um @itternodt (1. Suli)
@cits %iraiuio in Die Hcibe Der $robia
bitipnss Staateu eiugetrcten, III Or
iilaun8 Der Sorlhriitem Der nit ciucI
Luxemburger gazette. [volume] (Dubuque, Iowa) 1871-1918, 1914-07-07

fabrics. The pattern is cut in
6 sizes: "a, Sc, 3S, 40, u and A
inches bust measure. IL requires
2 3-S yards of 44-inch material
for a 36-inch size. Price 10c.
1612-An Attractive Centre Piece.
For eyelet or solid embroidery
this design would be very eff
fective. The pattern is sold
stamped on linen for 25c, or in
a perforated pattern f0ri25c.
99S6-Ladies' House Dress GIN Raised
or Normal Waistline). A Be-
coming Stylish Dress for House
or Porch Wear. Simple gowns
of this style are always becOm-
ing and pleasing, and may be de-
yelOped in pretty, Inexpensive
materials, such as cOttOn wolfe,
crepe, gingham, chambrey, lawn,
or percale. AS here shown brown
and white checked ngham was
Luxemburger gazette. [volume] (Dubuque, Iowa) 1871-1918, 1914-07-07
@ir lieiern Gn6 Die Muiter
ut biaisca ErciIem.

skirt measures about ! Ia yard
at the lower edge. Price loo.
O125B-Centerpiece to match Tray
Cloth, 0125A. Design stamped on
pure imported white linen lSxlS
inches 35c. Cotton for working
zoe extra. Perforated pattern
including a m p j n 6 materials
15c.
O125A-A Handsome Tray Cloth for
Solid and Eyelet Embroidery.
Design stamped on pure i'm.
ported white linen size 1Sx24
inches soc. Embroidery cotton
for working, zoe extra. Perfo-
rated pattern including stamping
materials zoe.
11195-Centerpiece. This is an x
'ceptiOnally neat and simple de-
sign for eyelet work and makes
a very effective centerpiece.
Stamped on pure imported
white linen: !.
18-inch size. .35c
Z2-inch size.
27-inch size. .65c
3b-inch size.
Stamped on pure imported
oyster white or ecru linen:
1S-inch size .35c
22-inch size. .45c
27-inch size. ....... soc
36-inch size. Use
Perforated pattern including
the necessary stamping mater.
ials:
17-inch size. ...........15c
21-inch size ............25c
26-inch size .40c
35-inch size soc
Luxemburger gazette. [volume] (Dubuque, Iowa) 1871-1918, 1914-07-07

used, with trimmings of white.
The waist fronts close diagO-
nally under a revers facing. The
four piece skirt has a lap tuck
at the back and closes at the
side front. The model is equally
pleasing in raised or normal
waistline. The pattern is cut in
7 sizes: 80, "a, 36, 3S, 40. AZ and
44-inches bust measure. 1t e.
quires ) IA yards of 44-inch ma
terial for a 3S-inch size. The
skirt measures l 3-4 yard at the
lower edge. Price 10c.
Luxemburger gazette. [volume] (Dubuque, Iowa) 1871-1918, 1914-07-07

9964-A Practical Boys Suit. Galatea,
h a m, chambrey, linene,
linen, seersucker, or kinder
garten cloth, may be used for
this style. The model will make
a fine play or beach suit. The
waist is cOllarless, and has dOu-
Bile breasted fronts. The patch
pockets on the trousers may be
The Seattle star. [volume] (Seattle, Wash.) 1899-1947, 1914-09-18

N,
suppose the people fell for sioooooo deal
what thsnf
Ali Why thsn tho city would be Obliged "a purchase
from the Puget sound Traction. Light
the amour, OF a. least $1,000 month. And city owning
own plsnti
The Electric Co yesterday filed claim Of so3sio for
given the Renson line during the reesvership.
claim vii consideration before
10 about settle the Rerton reeeisership.
Electric claims
binding its successors until to2e@
The Seattle star. [volume] (Seattle, Wash.) 1899-1947, 1914-09-18

Boys Rah Rah Hats in Hal.
macaan. cheviots and tweed ma
terials. sizes eIs TO ~. nj soc
each.
The Seattle star. [volume] (Seattle, Wash.) 1899-1947, 1914-09-18

Mems Butcher Lace and But.
ton Shoes with welt soics-
made on good styles Of lasts
Etinmetal and tan calf feathers
to choose from.
Upper Main Floor. Center
Section
Bridgeton pioneer., 1914-08-13
Shampoo.

A mid-eighteenth century traveller,
who is the first person known to have
made English Of the word shampoo"
wrote that ''shampooing is an opera
ton not known in Europe and is pc
culiar to the Chinese, which had once
the curiosity to go through and for
which paid but trifie. However,
had l not seen several Chinese mer-
chants shampooed before me / should
have been apprehensive Of danger,
even at the sight Of all the different
instruments" The original "sham-
poo" as this travellers detailed ac-
count and other illusions for long after
his time show, was very much what
we call massage" now. It was from
India that the word really came, and 1t
represents the imperative OF a verb
meaning to knead.
Bridgeton pioneer., 1914-08-13
A LESSON IN GEOGRAPHY.
Do You Know How Far East South
Americas West Coast ls7

Do You Know How Far East Soutn
Americas West Coast ls7
In his book. the Conquest Of the
Tropics Frederick Upham Adams
calls attention to some little known
geographical facts:
Most of us picture Havana as nearly
south of New York. when in fact 1t is
about south of Detroit A study of
a map Of the new world discloses the
disconcerting fact that all Of the west
coast of South America is east of De-
troit, and that most of it is hundreds
of miles east of New York city. The
truth of the matter is that we should
call that continent Southeast Amer
ica."
I also made the astounding discov-
cry that a considerable portion of
South America lies north of the south
erly sections of North America. When
we set sail from Colon for Santa Mar
ia, Colombia. we do not head south
or southeast, we point our PROV north
east This Is almost as puzzling as the
other fact to the effect that Colon, the
Caribbean port (the supposed east
port, is twenty odd miles west of Pan
anna City, which is on the Pacific and
presumably west end of the canal. 1t
is positively uncanny to look out Of a
window of the Tivoli hotel, in Panama
City, and watch the sun rise squarely
out of the Pacific ocean! OF course
an accurate map justifies the sun In
selecting the Pacific for rising rather
than setting purposes, but it never
seemed right or proper to me. Oceans
should stay where they belong, and
the Pacific has no business to twist
itself to the east of Panama.
Bridgeton pioneer., 1914-08-13

nshbor back showed
puuer put action the film They
Hetelier quarry
A heave vent over the fence
"Saay" R the
mo
Keep chickens trucuen
That's q
the
Then backyard compliments we're
but
Game later g. W. Couch policeman
Asyng n yard
In the South side police wasfn $25
Bridgeton pioneer., 1914-08-13
Green Animals a Puzzle.

What makes some animals green? If
any reader knows and will tell he will
settle a big dispute now going on
among scientists who have vowed to
find out Green colorations belong
chiefly to insects, worms and reptiles.
Whether they get their green hue from
the plants they eat or not is a ques-
ton that has not been conclusively
settled. although it has been shown
that they will retain their color even
when denied all green food.-Exchange.
Bridgeton pioneer., 1914-08-13


pockets made yield their
all the money the
M
Mr
walked?'
int Of
sir, q corn"
You mghwayman sympathized 70
10 cam ride home"
hghwayman noticed favored
thenh
tAehe. and he hurried thankfully to the
Bridgeton pioneer., 1914-08-13
TRAVEL IN SAN SALVADOR.
Crossing Rivers and Swamps Tourists
often Get Free Baths.


More than once, says John 81. Weeks
In his book Among the Primitive Ba-
kongo," I had in my San Salvador
journey a strong krooboy a part Of
whose duty it was to carry me over
the many streams and swamps that
crossed the path. His name was re
markable one. l do not know how he
came by it, but the first time met
him asked him his name, and he re-
piled in krooboy English, "My name.
massa, be Napoleon Bonaparte."
Sometimes Napoleon would have me
on his shoulders in the middle of a
river, and feeling the rush Of water
against his legs he would begin to
quake and say: "Massa, 1 no fit for
carry you. I go let you fall"
l would reply. Napoleon. fit for
give you one cupful of rice suppose you
no drop me-"
He would then take few more care
full PAGES. and feeling the swirl of wa
ter more strongly about his legs and
the stones slipping beneath his feet he
would nervously call out in his curious
English: "Massa, massa. / no fit!
bound for let you fall"
Napoleon often received from me the
promise of two or three cupfuls of
rice to steady him before he landed
me high and dry upon the farther
bank. sAt times we were not so fortu-
nate. Then both of US went down into
the water. and we congratulated our
selves when it was a stream and not
nasty, muddy swamp.
Bridgeton pioneer., 1914-08-13

amounts to SITS, i wish to return
thanks on behalf of Columbus and all
his relations.
"My subject is the American Indian,
and the duty OF the American white
man toward him. hope to make your
duty plain to you, as turn the light
of my stereopticon on the canvas, and
you behold the picture Of the savage
at home. Instead Of sowing or reaping
he is engaged in war dance. Instead
Of broadening his mind he is clinging
to old time traditions. AS he dances
he yells for scalps and hollers for gore.
"Who is to blame for this state Of
affairs? All of us. Had we followed
the finger Of duty thirty years ago
the red man of today would have been
wearing plug hats and high collars,
and his thirst for gore would have
been washed away in mock turtle soup
and ice cream. We see this savage
might Just as well be employed in
compiling family almanac or running
a cider mill.
1--WE lay aside the picture Of the war
dance and substitute another. My
heart aches every time / exhibit it.
You see the picture of a squaw stand
ing in front of wigwam. Years ago
she was called Blue Bell and the young
men of her tribe raved over her will
lowy form and fawn like glide. Had
the hand of the white race been ex-
tended to her then she would have
been ornamenting a drawing room. In
stead of wearing an army blanket
she would have draped and posed for
goddess before some great painter.
mo helping hand was extended and
the Blue Bell with the willowy form
was left to mature into a sawed off
squaw. who smokes pipe. ask the
red headed man on the end seat, third
row, how he would like to be an Indian
buck in old clothes, with nothing to
do but lick his squaw in the morning,
kick his dogs in the afternoon, and
cuss his pappooses around after dark
ask the woman with the frozen ex-
preston over there by the post how
she would like to be squaw in a
wigwam. We have taught the people
Of Africa how to eat mince pie and
we have taught the folks of China
how to devour ice cream, but we have
turned our backs on the Indians under
our feet and had no concern in their
welfare feel. to speak plainly on this
matter, feel to say to the fat man
with the bald head and contented look
that he has been derelict In his duty
and ought to be ashamed of himself.
"My dear friends. l think can de-
tect looks of sympathy on the faces be-
fore me. l think I can see mental
resolutions to do your duty in future.
My feelings in the matter almost
obhge me to announce that another
collection will be taken up as fitting
close to the meeting, but prudence bids
me not to overdo a good thing. In
order to prevent a stampede, in which
numbers of you might be killed or In
5ured, the collection will be dispensed
with, but as you depart for your homes
think the matter over seriously and
earnestly. Extend your hand and il
won't take ten years before the Indian
win eat with fork. pull wires at a
ward caucus and promote trusts and
eyndicates for the benefit Of mankind" !"
Bridgeton pioneer., 1914-08-13

BY M. QUAD.
Copyright, 1914, by Associated Literary
Press
AIDES and Gentlemen-It is
needless for me to observe
IL that this large and intelligent
audience does me proud. 1t
was advertised that this lecture would
be free, and you found the doors wide
open to you. 1 feel it sort of duty,
however, to take up collection. Any
money so contributed will be evenly
divided. 0ne-half will go toward erect
ing tombstone over the grave Of the
father-in-law of Christopher Columbus,
as soon as the same can be located,
and the other half will be economically
expended in paying my personal ex-
penses from town to town. AS i pass
the hat will call your attention to the
fact that If Columbus hadn't been
backed by his father-in-law he could
never have set out on his voyage, and
that the said father-in-law has never
had fair show In history. AS count
up the proceeds Of the collection. which
Bridgeton pioneer., 1914-08-13
Woman,s Aim.

A bullet shot upward from the earth
goes up to aphelion with retarding or
decreasing motion. but a bullet fred
by a woman at a burglar will turn a
street corner and hit an innocent pc
destrian In the leg nine times out Of
ten.-Florida Times Union.
Bridgeton pioneer., 1914-08-13
Giraffe Meat.

The flesh Of young giraffe, especially
that OF young cow, is extremely
good, somewhat Like veal, with game
like flavor. The tongue. from eighteen
to twenty inches long, is also very
good. But the marrow bones afford
the greatest luxury to the South Afri-
can hunter.
Bridgeton pioneer., 1914-08-13

Judge Anderson
Feport to Mr.. Stansbury the Monday
You look tired Johnny Sit all about
hawyer.
We'll a
luck"
look say. taken"
% the
explained
said the
we
State There Johnny"
M rom
Bridgeton pioneer., 1914-08-13

II am an income tax collector, sir,
called
II am an artist"
"Oh, beg your pardon" Withdrawal
London Tatler. AS
Bridgeton pioneer., 1914-08-13
AIarmina.

sYour sons case. my dear Mrs. Come
up. is one Of eclectic occultism."
LAW me. professorl Is It catch
ing2-Baltimor American.
Bridgeton pioneer., 1914-08-13

VINO walked into his Office unan-
nounced. The boys clothes were
ragged. But his hands and face
showed from q recent scrubbing, and
his hair was 'plastered down"
I'm John Pine, Mr.. Stansbury.
I've come to report" he said.
Stansbury remembered that he
had prosecuted Johnny Pine two
weeks before. after the sixteen-year-
old boys hunger had prompted him
to steal a ham from refrigerator
car