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The Democratic advocate. [volume] (Westminster, Md.) 1865-1972, 1914-04-17
FOR DELICATE CHILDREN
Az Mothers Letter to Mothers.

Az Mothers Letter to Mothers.
Mrs. Z. w. Cooper or Bloomfield,
". J., says: NY child, seven years
old, had bad cold and waH weak
and quite run down in health. She
bad been finn this condition for about
gix weeks when I began giving her
Vinol. It was o wonderful help to the
child. breaking UP her cold quickly
and building UP her strength beside.
/ have also found Vinol o. most excel
lent tonic for keeping UP the chill
dren's strength during o siege or
whooping cough"
Vinol Is q wonderful combination
OF two world-famed tonics-the medi-
cinal body building elements OF cod
liver oil and iron for the blood, there
fore 1t ig & perfectly safe medicine
for children. because It IL not 8
patent medicine, everything in It fan
printed on every package, 60 mothers
may know what they are giving their
little ones.
Therefore we ask every mother OF
q weak, sickly or ailing child 10 this
vicinity to try Vinol on our guarantee.
p. 8. Our Saxo Salve 1g truly won
derful for Eczema. We guarantee Il,
Shaw Drug Co., Westminster, Nd.
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MILEER'S.

Easter passed away quietly but
pleasantly in our little village. Some
Of our people visited away from home
while others entertained relatives and
friends at home.
Mr. and Mrs. William Giller and
children, Of Baltimore, visited the
formers parents, over Easter.
Miss Lula Hare, of Baltimore, visit
ed her parents, near here, last week.
Walter Miller, of Baltimore, visited
his parents, Mr.. and Mrs. II. K. Miller,
last Wednesday and Thursday.
Mrs. Noah Warner and gland-
daughter, Miss Edith Rinehart, of
Baltimore, spent Easter visiting John
Rinehart and family, here.
Miss Delilah Miller, of Baltimore
spent Easter visiting her friend, Miss
Fern Miller.
I Luther Wentz and family visited
relatives at Manchester Monday even
Ing and Tuesday.
4 Mrs. William Kelbaugh gave q sur
prise party last Tuesday evening i'm
honor Of her mother, Mrs. Hoffnagle
it being her birthday. A pleasant
evening was spent and refreshments
served.
4hIo0 hdl 5uCIlL6 Illl6T. Oil bdlLl-
more, spent the Easter holidays with
her parents, here.
N Miss Minnie Hoover and brother
Oliver, spent Easter visiting rela-
tives at Hanover.
Quite a number OF our people hat
their fruit trees sprayed the pas
week.
The following visited Joseph Franz
and family Sunday: Mr.. and Mrs
Nelson Zumbrum and SON, of Hamp
stead; Clinton Rhodes, of Pleasan
Hill; Mrs- Burton Shultz and SOL
Walter, Of Hanover, Pa.
NJ Mrs Shultz and son, of Hanover
and Mrs. Minerva Frank and daugh
ct, TreFa, spent Monday at the home
Of David Brown and wife, near here
Mrs. Daisy Williams, of Baltimore
visited her mother, Mrs. Seipp, mere
2 few days last week Her mother
accompanied her home Saturday.
Miss Lizzie Dell, formerly of thi.
place, but now of Baltimore, was re
Gently married to Mr. Hamilton, D
Baltimore, and spent Easter with hei
parents, here.
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J. HIRAM BRUCE'S
GOOD FORTUNE
Avoided Consumption BY The Timely
Use Of Bears Emulsion.

About twelve months ago / con-
tracted a very severe cold which left
me with dry hacking cough l could
not get rid of. Cod Liver emulsion
was recommended and 1 took two
bottles without any relief whatever,
then / took bottle of guaranteed
remedy and after taking it / returned
the empty bottle and got my money
back as it did not benefit me at all.
felt right much discouraged, but
decided to try Bears Emulsion which
had been recommended to me by a
friend, and after taking two bottles
! am entirely cured and there Is no
indication of the cough returning.
| heartily recommend it to any one
suffering from cough or cold they
have never been able to rid them
selves of
Very truly yours,
J. Hiram Bruce.
Harrisonburg, Va, Nov. 16, 1911.
Bears Emulsion is the most de-
pendable remedy for coughs, colds,
bronchitis and other lung troubles
Recommended and for sale by
Charles W. Moore. agent
The Democratic advocate. [volume] (Westminster, Md.) 1865-1972, 1914-04-17

Instead OF taking time by the fore
lock some people are satisfied TO
hang onto his coat tails.
The Democratic advocate. [volume] (Westminster, Md.) 1865-1972, 1914-04-17

from Westminster to the trolley
Competition liz the life OF trade.
Rain today. Farmers have ZOO
much holiday.
David Wareheim and sister, Miss
Nellie, Of Baltimore, spent several
DAYS at their home here.
Joshua Peeling, who has been Ill
with pneumonia, is improving.
Mrs. Wesley Fennell is seriously
i'll at the Mercy Hospital, Baltimore
Mrs. William Schwartz spent the
Easter holidays in Westminster as
the guest of her sister, Mrs. Maria
Orendorff.
The Ladies' Aid Society met &C the
home of Miss Annie Brandenburg and
were handsomely entertained.
MIR. Roger Smith, of Wakefield, was
a guest of his aunt, Mrs. w. U. Ben
son, on Sunday.
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TO CREDITORS.

This j. to give notice that the sub
scriber has obtained from the Orphans
Court Of Carroll County, Maryland,
letters testamentary on the Personal
Estate of
ARTHUR HILL,
late of Carroll County, deceased. Ali
persons having claims against the de-
ceased are hereby warned to exhibit the
same, with the vouchers thereof legally
authenticated, to the subscriber, on OF
before the 18th day OF November, 1914;
they may otherwise by law be excluded
from all benefit Of said estate.
Given under my hand this 18th day OF
April, 1914.
HERBERT c. HILL,
apr Tat Executor.
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HAMPSTEAD.


4 Miss Agnes Williams, of Baltimore,
spent the weeks end with her parents
MIR. and Mrs. j. w. Williams.
Miss Mary Stansbury spent the
Easter holidays in Howardville and
Baltimore.
Mrs. William Gill and son, Russell,
were i'm Baltimore over the Easter
holidays.
Miss Viola Zepp is spending the
week in Baltimore.
Mrs. Mary McNeal spent the weeks
end i'm Westminster.
Miss Leona LaMotte, of Baltimore.
spent several days with her mother,
Mrs. Edward LaMotte.
DIR. Edward Murray and family, of
Baltimore, spent several days with
relatives
Mrs. ]. w. Kelbaugh and daughter,
Miss Annie, have returned after being
i'm Baltimore week.
Master Edgar Shugars, of Baltl-
relatives and friends.
Miss Edna Cox and nephew, Robert
Rote, of Baltimore, spent the Easter
holidays with relatives.
Misses Imogene Morgret and Eva
Preston are spending several days in
Baltimore. y
Misses Leona and Addie Hamm, OF
Baltimore, spent several days with
relatives and friends.
Miss Retta Jackson, Of Baltimore,
was i'm Hampstead for a few days.
Mrs. Evans, OF Baltimore, spent
Easter with Mrs e. M. Lindsay.
Mrs. ID. z. Stansbury spent several
days In Baltimore.
Mrs. Alverta Hunt, has returned
and opened her summer home on
Terrace Heights She spent the
winter months in Baltimore.
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J. Hiram Bruce.
Harrisonburg, Va, Nov. 16, 1911.

CLEANUP WEEK COMING
DON'T FORGET TO CLEAN UP THE
COAL BIN AND HAVE I'LL READY.
We would put aside just as much
Coal rs possible this season, for the
miners arrangement ends before this
time next year. Then too, we get
Old-fashiOned winters now. Order OF
Smith e. ReifSnider.
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EGGS FOR MATCHING.

Single Comb Rhode Island Red Egg:
for Matching, zoe for setting Of i
eggs. Also 30 pounds Of Onion Seed
for sale at $1.00 per pound.
GEO. w. PHILLIPS,
apr 3-3t* Warfieldsburg, Md.
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STATEMENT.
Showing the Condition of the Fidelity.
Phenix Fire Insurance Company d
New York, December 81, 1913.
STATE OF MARYLAND

Office OF the State Insurance Department.
Baltimore. Md. February 8. 1914.
hereby certify hat the above ~ true abstract
taken from the Annual Statement of the Fidelity
Phenix Fire Insurance. Company for the year
ending December 81. 1913. now on file in this de.
! partment.
(SiGne6 WILLIAM MASON SHEHAN
apr lO-3-% Insurance Department.
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Mrs. Leonard Berkheimer and
daughter, Miss Cora, visited George
Folk and family, last Sunday
The Parma herald. (Parma, Idaho) 1903-1917, 1914-05-21
Score One for RaItImore.

mot long ago." said a Washington
lawyer, Il attended a trial in BaltI.
more, during the course OF which
there was summoned as witness a
youthful physician.
1T was natural, of course, that coun
sci for the other side should, in cross
examination, seize the occasion to ut
ter certain sarcastic remarks touching
the knowledge and skill of SO young q
doctor.
Are you" demanded the lawyer
entirely familiar with the symptoms
Of conclusion of the brain?"
yes, sir"
"Then," continued the lawyer, "l
should like to ask your opinion of {
hypothetical case. Were my learned
friend, Mr.. Reed, and myself to bans
our heads together, should we get con
cussion Of the brain?"
"Mr. Reed might" smiled the youth
full physician.--Atlanta Journal.
The Parma herald. (Parma, Idaho) 1903-1917, 1914-05-21
King Commands" Diuas.

London = The Royal Opera House,
Covent Garden, was Communicated by
King George for gala performance in
honor of the King and Queen of Den
mark, who are paying their accession
visit to this country. The singers in
Guided Melba and Emmy Destinn. The
audience included leaders of the polit-
ical, diplomatic and social world OF
London. During an interlude a suf-
fragette in the balcony shouted
liking George, women are being tor.
tured in your dominions." Two mer
dragged the disturber outside
The Parma herald. (Parma, Idaho) 1903-1917, 1914-05-21
Anti Sufrdgists Mock
Feninists With RidicuLe

Washington, D. C.-The gallery of
feminists, which the anti-suffragists
say is the worst gallery of all, has
been given to the public. The MEM
bership, as described by the antis, in
cludes women ranging from "well-
known actresses to muckrakers." In
publishing this list of suffragists the
National Association Opposed to Wom-
an Suffrage has this preface in the an
nouncement from its Washington head
quarters:
woman suffrage and feminism is
the movement born of cubist and fu-
turist age of extremes. A state of so
ciety is approaching where man will
not figure in the life of woman except
as the father of her children. Those
who run may read, and those who read
modern suffrage literature are i'm
PEELED to run in self-defense.
The Parma herald. (Parma, Idaho) 1903-1917, 1914-05-21
MOTORCYCLE Goes Fast.

New York-Irwin G. Baker, arrived
here Saturday, having travelled 1862
miles from San Diego, Cal, on a mo
torcycle in IL days, IL hours and 10
minutes. Bakers route carried him
through Arizona, New Mexico, Colo
RADIO. Kansas, Missouri, Illinois, Indi-
ana, Ohio, Pennsylvania and New
York states. His longest days run
was from Greensburg, Pa, to New
York City, distance of AIS miles.
The best previous record was 20 days,
hours and one minute, made by Vol
new Davis in 1912.
The Parma herald. (Parma, Idaho) 1903-1917, 1914-05-21
SKIN TORTURES WILL
YIELD TO RESINOL

If you have eczema, ringworm, or
other itching, burning, unsightly skin
eruptions, try resinol ointment and
resinol soap and see how quickly the
itching stops and the trouble disap-
pears, even in the severest, stubborn
est cases. Resinol ointment is also
wonderful household remedy for PIN
pies, dandruff, sores, burns, wounds,
boils, piles, and for a score Of other
uses where a soothing, healing appli-
cation is needed.
Resinol contains nothing of harsh
or injurious nature and can be used
with perfect safety on the tenderest
or most irritated surface. Every drug
gist sells resinol ointment (50c and
| 81, and resinol soap (25c). Avoid
worthless limitations.
The Parma herald. (Parma, Idaho) 1903-1917, 1914-05-21
KiIIa Has 7oreon Lid On.

Torreon, Mexico-The city for many
days has been crowded with soldiers,
but the best of order has been main
tanned. To a large extent, if not
wholly, this is due to the measures
taken by General Villa the day the
town was captured. Villa put on the
lid" as some of his English-speaking
officers expressed it, and has taken
care that it has not been lifted since.
The privates have been given no OPP
portunity to secure intoxicating bever-
ages and even citizens have been forced
to tread the straight and narrow path.
The Parma herald. (Parma, Idaho) 1903-1917, 1914-05-21
DOUBLING His Talents.

The Sunday school teacher was pos
sessed OF the praiseworthy desire to
promote thrift among the class of
lads. He had given Joe and Johnny
sixpence each for doing some work
for him.
81 hope to hear, when we meet
again." he said, that you have used
the money to advantage"
The next time they met Joe pro
duced two sixpences.
well done, my lad" said the de
lighted teacher, II am pleased to see
my lessons are having their fruit. But
what of your sixpence, johnny" said
he to the other hopeful.
Please. sir, / lost it tossin' with
Joel"-Chicago News.
The Parma herald. (Parma, Idaho) 1903-1917, 1914-05-21
Motor ErpIodes In Air.

Frankfort-on-the-Main Germany =
Lieutenant Mueller was killed Sun
day in the Prince Henry aviation com
petition when the motor of his ma
chine exploded near Pforzheim. Lieu
tenant Walz, who was with him, es-
capped with slight bruises and burns.
Lieutenant Hidessen and passenger
also fell, but escaped with minor in
juries. Prince Henry witnessed the
start at 4 a. m. at Darmstadt. Eigh-
teen military aviators and IS civilians
took to the air. About 80 additional
military aviators will take part later.
The Parma herald. (Parma, Idaho) 1903-1917, 1914-05-21
Coal Black Tulip Soon.

Hartford Times: A black tulip,
which has been a dream of horticul-
turists ever since Dumas wrote of
such mythical flower, has been very
nearly realized. At the flower show
in Horticultural Hall, London, a speci-
men of tulip has been shown which
has such dark plum color that it
might at first glance be mistaken for
black flower. Its growers declare
they will be able to exhibit a speci-
men almost coal black next year.
The Parma herald. (Parma, Idaho) 1903-1917, 1914-05-21
Mob Riotous at Strike.

Wakefield, Mass. rioted Sat
urday at the furniture factory of Hey
wood Bros. & Wakefield company,
where a strike has been in progress
for three weeks. A crowd, mostly
foreigners, stoned workmen and police.
One of the so Boston policemen, called
after the local force had been found in
adequate, had to be removed to hos
pital on account of his injuries. Seven
foreigners, suffering from injuries,
were locked up charged with rioting,
while crowds surrounded the Jail and
clamored for their release.
The Parma herald. (Parma, Idaho) 1903-1917, 1914-05-21
American Consul Dead.

London John L. Griffiths, the
American consul general at London,
died suddenly Sunday night at his res
idence, of heart disease.
Consul Griffiths had suffered from
slight illness recently, but was con-
sidered convalescent.
He was born in New York, October
a, 1855. He studied law at the State
University of Iowa and was admitted
to the bar at indianapolis, Ind. He
was appointed consul at Liverpool in
1905 and consul general at London in
1909.
The Parma herald. (Parma, Idaho) 1903-1917, 1914-05-21

It is now known that the germs Of blood
disorders are found In the minute spaces OF
the tissue fibres. They can be seen only
through a powerful microscope. And it Is
In these spaces that S. S. S. goes to work
rapidly, effectively and with wonderfully
noticeable results.
This famous blood purifier contains me-
dlcinal components vital and essential to
healthy blood.
There is one ingredient in s. s. S. which
nerves the active purpose Of stimulating
each cellular part Of the body to the
healthy and judcious selection Of Its own
essential nutriment. That is why 1t re-
generates the blood supply: why IL has
such a tremendous influence In overcoming
eczema. rash. pimples. all skin affections,
rheumatism, sore throat weak eyes, loss OF
The Parma herald. (Parma, Idaho) 1903-1917, 1914-05-21
Too MANY Minutes.

The negro coachman of a southern
senator who attended the Episcopal
church, after many invitations from
the senator's wife, went into the
church one Sunday morning instead Of
staying outside.
How did you like the service
JIM" she asked afterward.
mot much. Mistis," Jim replied
THAT amt no church fob me. Del
wastes too much time readin' tn min
utes OF tn previous meetin'. "-Satur
day Evening Post.
The Parma herald. (Parma, Idaho) 1903-1917, 1914-05-21

weight. thin pale cheeks. and that weari-
ness Of muscle and nerve that IS generally
experienced by all sufferers with poisoned
blood.
Get a bottle Of S. S. S. at any drug
feel bright, and energetic, but you will be
the picture Of new life.
s. S. S. is prepared only In the lahora.
tory OF the Swift Specific Co.. POI Swift
Bldg. Atlanta Ca, who maintain a very
efficient Medical Department where all who
have any blood disorder OF a stubborn
nature may write freely for advice.
S. s. 5. Is sold everywhere by all drug
stores.
Beware Of all attempts to sell you some
thing Just as good" Insist upon S. s. q
The Parma herald. (Parma, Idaho) 1903-1917, 1914-05-21

Representative Hobson was arguing
prohibition with red-faced million
aire at a tea in Washington.
"So-and-so," said the millionaire,
naming a noted temperance lecturer,
drinks like fish"
Maybe" said Mr.. Hobson. Maybe.
And do you drink yourself?"
That's my business" said the mil
lionaire angrily.
"Quite So" said Mr.. Hobson. "And
have you any other business ?"-New
York Globe.
The Parma herald. (Parma, Idaho) 1903-1917, 1914-05-21

A Wichita attorney is very fond of
a certain kind Of cake his wife is ex-
pert at making. Recently she left
for a visit with her parents, and be
fore going baked a large cake. She
knew that il she left the entire cake
where her husband could find it he
would eat it all in one day, so she cut
it into slices and hid them in various
parts of the house. Each day she
wrote her husband, and in the letter
she told him where he could find q
piece of the cake.-Kansas City Star
The Parma herald. (Parma, Idaho) 1903-1917, 1914-05-21
AGAIN the Bride.

Mrs. Macdonald was young house
keeper and marketing was new to her.
One morning she went down to the
market to get some supplies.
Il wish to get some butter. please,
she said to the dealer.
Yes, ma'am," he replied, do you
wish roll butter?"
ooh, no." she replied, quickly
Toast butter. We never eat rolls
The Parma herald. (Parma, Idaho) 1903-1917, 1914-05-21

The position of Huerta recalls the
irate congressman who vainly at
tempted to get the floor, and who fin
ally shouted at Speaker Reed:
"Is it possible that the speaker does
not see me?"
"Oh, yes" replied Mr.. Reed, 81 GER
tainly see the gentleman, but I don
recognize him. Norfolk Ledger-Dis-
patch
The Parma herald. (Parma, Idaho) 1903-1917, 1914-05-21
RIahteous Judament on RockefeIIel

Springfield Republican: When so
conservative an economist as Profess
sor E. P. A. Seligman of Columbia uni
versity condemns the Colorado mine
operators for refusing to grant the
strikers demand for collective bar
gaining-a principle already recog-
nized in many other states of the In.
ion, in Canada and in England-the
bottom is beginning to fall out of the
Rockefeller position.
The Parma herald. (Parma, Idaho) 1903-1917, 1914-05-21

An fastener who had bought a
farm in California had heard of his
neighbor's talent for raising large po-
tatoes, so sent his farm hand over to
get 100 pounds.
You go back home" answered the
talented farmer to the messenger,
land tell your boss that l won't cut a
potato for anyone. Everybody Mag
aZine.
The Parma herald. (Parma, Idaho) 1903-1917, 1914-05-21

Mr.. Rural Hamlet Ito ministerial
guest)-Do have some more of the
corn, DR.. Eighthly. 1t came out of our
own garden.
Little Buttin Hamlet-Yes, m the
chicken came outer our own garden,
too. Pa said he bet the folks next
door would keep their hens at home
after he caught few more of EN-
Judge.
The Parma herald. (Parma, Idaho) 1903-1917, 1914-05-21

"John-John, dear" whispered Mrs.
Timmid, shaking her sleeping husband
violently by the arm, there's a bur
glar in the house."
ooh, well, let him burgle," returned
John, sleepily. HE can have the sill
yer if he wants it, but the cuss isn't
going to rob me of my sleep."-Judge.
The Parma herald. (Parma, Idaho) 1903-1917, 1914-05-21

Write Murine Eye Remedy Co., Chicago, for
4e-page illustrated Eye Book Free. Write all
about Your Eye Trouble aud they viii advise
a to the Proper Application OF the Murine
Eye Remedies In Your Special Case. Your
Druggist will tell you that Murine Relieves
Sore Eyes, Strengthens Weak Eyes. Doesn't
Smart, Soothes Eye Pain, and sells for SOC.
Try 1t in Your Eyes and in Baby's Eyes for
Scaly Eyelids and Granulation.
The Parma herald. (Parma, Idaho) 1903-1917, 1914-05-21

well and hearty and weigh about 200
pounds. l feel very grateful that l
found Dodds Kidney Pills and you may
publish this letter if you wish. / am
serving my third term as Probate
Judge of Gray Co. Yours truly,
PHILIP MILLER, Cimarron, Kan.
Correspond with Judge Miller about
this wonderful remedy.
Dodds Kidney Pills, soc per box at
your dealer or Dodds Medicine Co..
Buffalo, N. Y. Write for Household
Hints, also music of National Anthem
(English and German Words and re-
cipes for dainty dishes. All sent free.
Adv.
The Parma herald. (Parma, Idaho) 1903-1917, 1914-05-21

The Vicar-Why don't you comb
your hair before coming to school?
The Boy-Haven't got no comb, sir.
The Vicar-Why don't you use your
fathers comb2
The Boy-Father hasn't got no
comb, sir.
The Vicar-Well, how does your
father comb his hair. then?
The Boy-Father hasn't got no hair.
Sketch.
The Parma herald. (Parma, Idaho) 1903-1917, 1914-05-21
Putnam Fadeless Dyes color in
cold water.
sunnlx and Demand.

Mr.. Francis was about to start away
to attend the funeral of his rich old
uncle.
Put couple of large handker-
chiefs into my grip, dear" he said to
his wife. THE old gentleman prom
Used to leave me $4,000, and l shall
want to shed some appropriate tears.
But suppose when the will is read,
said the wife, you find he hasn't left
you anything"
In that case" replied he, you had
better put in three"
The Parma herald. (Parma, Idaho) 1903-1917, 1914-05-21

Seems strange that people could be
so credulous as they were in the days
of the Salem witchcraft"
ooh. don't know. Some of US went
in pretty strong for those poisoned
needle stories which were so popular
a few months back"
The Parma herald. (Parma, Idaho) 1903-1917, 1914-05-21

Hokey-A st. Louis minister says
that the teachings of Darwin are re
sponsible for the tango and the turkey
trot.
Pokey-That's very possible. He's
TO blame for most of this monkey bus
iness.-Buffalo Express.
The Parma herald. (Parma, Idaho) 1903-1917, 1914-05-21

Maude-Harriet can read her hus-
band like a book
Marie-Well, she's had experience.
He is her third volume. isn't he?-
Boston Transcript.
The Parma herald. (Parma, Idaho) 1903-1917, 1914-05-21
Snake Into your SHOES

Aliens Foot-Ease, a powder for the feet It cures
painful. swollen. smarting sweating feet Makes
new shoes easy. Sold by all Druggists and Shoe
Stores. Don't accept any substitute. Sample
FREE. Address A. s. Omsted. lie Roy. N. Y
The Parma herald. (Parma, Idaho) 1903-1917, 1914-05-21

did you see how the tango has got
into the silk trader"
THAT so? Now we'll have even the
silkworms doing the proper wriggle."
The Parma herald. (Parma, Idaho) 1903-1917, 1914-05-21

~ - R0AACaf
my breath was
short and l had
chills and back
ache. l took the
pills about a year
ago and have had
no return of the
palpitations. Am
now 63 years old,
able to do lots of
manual labor, am
The Parma herald. (Parma, Idaho) 1903-1917, 1914-05-21
Exact.

Judge--What is your age, madam?
Witness-Twenty-seven and some
months.
Judge-I want your exact age,
please. How many months?
Witness-One hundred and twenty
Boston Transcript.
The Parma herald. (Parma, Idaho) 1903-1917, 1914-05-21
Guilty.

Wife-There must have been some
punishment for King Solomon.
Hubby-There was. He had a thou
sand mothers-in-law.
The Parma herald. (Parma, Idaho) 1903-1917, 1914-05-21

JUDGE CURED, HEART TROUBLE.
took about boxes of Dodds Kid
ney Pills for Heart Trouble from
which l had suffered for years.
had dizzy spells. my ewes puffed.