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Turn About.

"One of our prominent musical com
edy producers decla 5s that he will
not require any actress 10 wear a cos
tune which could not appear in a
drawing-room."
Dame Fashion ought to return the
compliment and not require any So
ciety woman to wear a costume which
would not be allowed on the stage"
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Dismal DIAGNOSIS.

How is your motor car doing?"
Pretty badly. Everything about II
Is out Of order except the horn. And
that very appropriately sounds like a
shrek OF pain"
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Not the Same

Pop
Yes my boy
Are there many wooden legs made
in Oregon"
Why, ] don't know. my SON"
Well. this paper says Oregon has
great many feet of standing timber"
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Wayne Courts.

Terms OF Clrcu't Court; Second Mouday 10
Seoruary, May, August and November.
Terms of County Court; First Monday In Ja..
s.ry, April and July, and Third Mouday in No
vember.
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The On. and Ia. 80

The Office ought to seek the man."
said the patriot
Perhaps" replied Senator sor.
ghum; but when an Office has to seek
the man the salary is generally so
small that it makes the Office look Ike
a downright mendicant."
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Could Do Her par

Mistress Bridget, this pie is awful
And you told me you could bake as
good pies as any cook in Boston.
Bridget-So / can, mum But all
the ladies I ever worked for mixed the
pies themselves before ! baked EN-,
mum.
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Lona Ones.

Have a stormy trip over2"
Yep Didn't eat single break.
fast Nothing but coffee and rolls"
Did the steward furnish the rolls9"
mo. the ship.
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Hard 20 SAY.

MY teacher got mad with me today.
dad"
What was that for. my SOM"
Just because asked her II a Dead
Sea apple had a marine corps"
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Can't Keen un.

Church How's your boy getting on
in college?
Gotham-He's getting some pretty
hard knocks I understand
What's he studying now?"
Skating"
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a voclferona vooation

Smith saw my first tango ycster.
day.
Brown Well, what's your opinion
OF il?
Smith-A sort of hip. hip. hurry
dance
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DANGEROUS.

should 1 propose to Dinah Smith.
confess that I'd be frightened.
For in her answer she might use
Dynamite or Dinah mightn't
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Serenity comes after a man Ia com
pletely saturated with indifference
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lob printing of all kinds neatly
e and promptly executed on rea-
sonable terms.
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Tess-Why OF course you can't kiss
me. I've only known you for a week.
Ted was afraid you wouldn't al.
low 1t II you knew me better.
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Saved.

Millie-So you loved and lost, did
you?
Willie-Oh. no, indeed She re-
turned all my presentsl Town Talk
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"Ah." he said rapturously, as they
danced. Il feel as though we're Gid
Ing on velvet" you are" she replied.
taking tighter grip on her skirt
New York World.
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Even gold-headed umbrella has
its ups and downs.
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Putnam Fadeless Dyes color more
goods than others. Adv.
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Easy.

The easiest philanthropy
This world will ever view
Is telling how things ought To be
An what folks ought to do.
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Bio euslnenn.

big Business" makes another start
They say 10 will reverse.
And struggle 90 be big Of heart
As well as big OF purse.
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II you wish beautiful, clear white
clothes, use Red Cross Ball Blue At all
good grocers. Adv.
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Did you ever see Augusta?"
What Augusta?"
Augusta wind"
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Depos,of win the cashier be away
long,
Paying Teller-It depends entirely
on the Judge
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Published Every Wednesday.

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'\HERE'S a lot of money
here and in this vicinity.
Possessors of thatmoney
read this paper; .hey swear by
1t. They want to be shown.
II your goods are right, they
want to buy. This paper
talks to that money at regular
intervals. It's money that
talks back and talks back
strong. Get your share-do
your talking through our ad-
vertising columns.
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The Ceredo Advance

A Republican Newspaper that
nss q large circulation in the Big
SANDY and Twelve Polo Valleys.
An excellent advertising modi-
um
D..Iy.ry N ~
El Paso herald. (El Paso, Tex.) 1901-1931, 1914-03-20
The Daily Novelette,
PERCY's REVENGE

No wonder he was mad;
Poor Percy, beyond a doubt.
No wonder too, he raised his foot
And kicked poor King Charles out
El Paso herald. (El Paso, Tex.) 1901-1931, 1914-03-20
Dancing In School Buildings

BOARD settled with sOomOnic question Of
hitting dancing public buildings the
cgyen decided prohibit the buildings
dancing during day. permit in the
bring guardian allowing to indulge
in the dancing
buildings IN
becoming beginning
be realized costly plants only
entirely every
buildings seeable viii be
distinct gain
protesting ergymen gain add facilities
dancing they game
probably the
officially
In opening buildings gatherings dancing
give appreciation special dancing
placed position of
1nent the popular form Of recreation.
gi parents guardians
parents principle
away Certainly buildings ded
popular recreation that people deem
Political economy enlightened
pursued policy enlightened
Following impractical pTOng
the o
El Paso herald. (El Paso, Tex.) 1901-1931, 1914-03-20
THE TWO SISTERS
Bv Virginia Terhune Van De Water

with Somerdyke he had asked the
two RedfieldS" to Join them. A sud
den liking and friendship had sprung
Up between the brother and sister and
CaryI
81 think" Caryl said after a while,
glancing shyly at her sister, that
John Redfield likes me very much al
ready. Z have not told you, judy
every time I have met him and Dora,
for I enjoyed meeting them so much,
and L was afraid you might d1sap-
prOve-anG-and-I like him, and
perhaps some time when I see him
alone, he may tell me that he cares
for me"
Julia laid tender hand on her sis
terS shoulder. II that time comes,
dear" she said, you will tell me
Caryi nodded. "All right" she prom
ised, and until then, don't ask me any
questions-wi1l your
A sudden sense of uneasiness as
anything about this mans position or
character, do you, dear?' she Cd
Jected. i wish you did"
CaTyI tossed her head in swift an
ger. "Oh, Judy" she exclaimed. NO
body can please you! Is 1t not enough
that I assure you that these are nice
people? Here" as if struck by an
urgent thought, there's something
that insist on your doing = nave
made you promise not to tell the facts
to Delaine-bUt write him a llne, re
queSting him to answer you at once
and ask him if he knows OF q man
by the name of John RedfleId' ana
whether ne considers him respect
ablei"
"oh, caryle, protested Julia. 81
can't do thatt"
We'll, III write 1t for you tnen.
the younger girl declared, carried out
of herself by wrathful excitement.
Hurrying to the table she seized
pen and began to write. In mo-
ment she tossed a sheet Of paper over
to her sister. 60. 49,,
COPY that and sign your name to it2'
Julia read the unsteady WOius
SLOWLY ''1fv dear Mr.. Delaine," they
ran, may I ask you to tell me II YOU
know of a man named John Redtleld,
n friend of MIR. SOmerdyke's, and II
you consider him trustworthy, re
spectacle persona"
''Nov," commanded CaryL copy
that and send it, and then, perhaps,
when you set that mans answer
you'll believe your own sister,
Her manner, her look Of outraged
innocence, had powerful effect upon
SOh. CaryI." she begged in an out
burst of penitence and of magnanlm-
ity. the tears rushing to her eyes
s.foreive me- I see now that every
things all right! There's no need OF
nv writing this letter, darling FOR
give me, do trust your
ct think it's about time that you
did" said Caryl cOldly. But II you
care so much for Delaine that you
have more faith in him than IN me
just write to him at once. II You
don't, please try to treat men little
more fairly in the future.
ITO Be COntiued)
El Paso herald. (El Paso, Tex.) 1901-1931, 1914-03-20
CHAPTER LvIII.

CHAPTER LFln'
ADrr1v -,,oe right CaryI Mar
- vim reached home ten minutes
4 4 before Julia. The younger girl
saw a swift look of relleI oiosS ii9-
sisters face as she enrer9o '"eii
room. o7.a 7,o,,,-o
bs -oh, Garyl Id dear 1 was IA pretty sure
2oh %G yes" eary1 rejoined eheeTfqlly;
I'm here all right. Why snoG ~ ne De
anywhere else? Where else -
10 be sure agreed Julia; y ct as
you were out last night, anu L mss ~
you so much, I was foollSn ~ L7, -
let myself think how 1orlO! -! II t,-is go
be for me if you were not III 'iii0
You are very silly" CaryI said at. afo
kissed her sister on the cheek.
wish you wouldn't worry So uu''
Ju1ia eozad at her sister lOngingly'
then, putting her arms aD L- g.
drew her to her in SUDDEN passion
Of tenderness. .L-.-,,, 49,,
ooh, little sister, little sIstSI ; ~
exclaimed. how can 1 help DeIA6 ply
about vou2 I don't mean TO annoy
you, but I do love you, ana "HSu , ~ -
kiss me as you did then II seems -
if you loved me as love yOu 'iiu
" C 7llf,5ess Da ltf her sisters cheek re-
assuringly. ''Why, dear JUDY;
coOed, of course, I love you JUS - a.
much as you love me, ana MaHT ~
to believe that do. Know NJ dill
hOrTid and cross sometimes Jul III
going to try to be nicer truly.
"And you're going to be care w. ~
darling, aren't you?' asked j uIlel an
iously. -+t
little laugh. well, from the present
looks of things. I won't nave ni e..G !,
chance to be anything but careIui'
she remarked. Mr. SOmerdyke-tn e
man that met me you remem per, OHGe
at Delaine's studio and took me ~
lunch and for an auto rlde-haS gone
or is going to South America; 50 lue
only man I can go anywhere with mas
a sister who goes along with US
'eWfu YOU tell me about those peO-
Die. Caryl2' Julia asked timidly.
"Of course I WILL Caryl agreed
"but not until after we nave come
back from dinner. I want to nave
good long talk with you then.
Marvin more at peace and almost
happy. To be sure, Caryl had pref
aced her condolences with the re
quest that Julia say nothing 10 any
body-"even to Mr.. Delaine," she had
added with some acerbity- the
fact that SOmerdyke was in love with
Dora Redfield
'She has taken a fancy to me"
Caryl said. "and but for that she
might not have told me as much as
she did of Somerdyke's attentions. to
her Naturally, she did not say that
they were engaged, or ever would be,
but after she had told me of what a
nice fellow Harry Was-and lots OF
other things in which I did not real
" agree with her, although she did
not suspect that-she ended by say
ing: Il know you will not repeat to
anybody what I have told you" And
7 wouldn't, Judy to any one but you,
but I know you are safe
Thank you, dear Julia responded
you know I won't betray any of your
condolences"
Thus assured, Cary1 continued her
appropriations, telling her sister that
on the day on which she had lunched
El Paso herald. (El Paso, Tex.) 1901-1931, 1914-03-20

Coils P Huntington has come to
Ell Paso and gone. "A new union de-
pot for FL Paso2' said Mr. Hunting
ton in answer to a question. The
question of an Ell Paso depot has fire.
QuentIy come up but it has never
been presented to US with sufficient
backing to make immediate action
imperative" Collector Moses Dillon
of this port. took Mr. Huntington for
a short carriage ride over the city.
When he returned to the station he
was met by president S. J. Freuden-
thai, Of the chamber Of commerce.
At five o'clock yesterday afternoon
representatives of the Ell PasO cham
Der of commerce assembled to meet
the interstate commerce commission,
which was in the city The commit
tee was comprised of: s. G. Freuden-
thai, secretary Russell, c. W. Browne,
T. il. Springer, A. Matthias, A Cour-
chesne and J. c. McCutcheon. After
waiting for a half hour for the inter
state commission members. the Ell
PasOans received word that the COM
missiOners could not meet them.
Alessrs. COrdOYa and Francisco AL
derete, the managers of the Mexican
band. are engaged in an effort to
raise money by subscription for a ser
les Of concerts Sunday afternoons in
the plaza, beginning the first Sunday
in April
El Paso herald. (El Paso, Tex.) 1901-1931, 1914-03-20

aygnan we meet unarmed a lion in the
wilderness we should speak harshly to
him and throw stones at him until he
goes away"
railroad president asking the interstate
commerce commission, hat In hand, to
let him raise his Copyrighted by
George Matthew Adams.
El Paso herald. (El Paso, Tex.) 1901-1931, 1914-03-20
The Lion
BY GEORGE FITCH,
Author Of "At Good Old siwash.7

TINE lion is the King OF beasts. but
sounds more like the bassO IN a
Wagner opera. lie IS q ta~Ay
colored cat exaggerated a lew huhared
times in size, disposition ana aPPetl1e'
The lion is found Chiefly IN Africa
This is one of the reasons why Ihanks-
rriyino- is NOT celebrated in that country.
As neiohbor he is worse than a black
hand society. He has no regular board
inc place. but roams from spot TO spot
eating antelope. giraffe, water DuIIales
oxen. mice. bugs. horses, mules and elJl-
zens. He does all this at night and when
he Is not eating he Is usually roaring
After he has roared for lew hours the
residents in that township drive out
sheen or some other ligiTt lunch IN or
der that the lion may shut up and go
to eating again
The hon, ike other musicians, mas
LARGE name and a nervous, irritable DIS
Dositiou Scientists tell us that when
we meet. unarmed, a lion in the wilder
ness we should speak harshlv to MN
and throw stones at him until he goes
away. But as scientists neglect to say
whether he viii go away before or alter
dinner their advice is not generally 1Ol-
Tbe lion IS so strong that he can
crush a man with one blow of his fore
paw and carry him off on the gallop.
He can bite through a gun barrel with
his teeth and his mouth is so large that
a man could stick his head in 1t. This
is not generally done, however, with
strange lions.
Lions are useless beasts and are such
nuisances that the man who Kills one
in Africa is regarded as a Pubhe 6ene-
factor like the man who swats a fly in
this country. large numbers of lions
are CAPTURED each year and exhibited
in menageries. There Is nothing so
pathetic as terrible, all cOnquering
lion sitting on his tail in a cage unless
it Is the one mighty and uncomfortable
El Paso herald. (El Paso, Tex.) 1901-1931, 1914-03-20
100 Years Ago Today

n NE hundred years agO today Napo-
leon found himself face to face
- with the allied army under prince
Schwartzenberg. The encounter tooS
place between the towns Of Troyes and
Arcis. The meeting was something OF
a surprise to the French, for they had
not expected to come up with the enemy
so soon. Neither were they prepared
TO find the foe so numerically strong.
The first charge of the Russian cavalry
threatened NapOleOns person, and a
Polish battalion had scarcely time to
form in square for his protection A
few minuets afterward she'll fell at his
feet. and severely wounded his horse.
The French soldiers, though only one
against three fought everywhere with
prodigiOus valOr, but all their efforts
could only succeed in rendering the re-
suit doubtful The action checked only
momentarily the onward march OF the
invaders.
El Paso herald. (El Paso, Tex.) 1901-1931, 1914-03-20
MILLIONAIRE is
SUED BY WOMAN

Los Angeles, Cal, March 20.-ln a
$500, 600 breach OF promise suit filed
here Thursday. Bryan H. Howard, a san
Diego millionaire, is made defendant
by Maud ArmfieId. She alleges that
Howard is the father Of her two year
old daughter. In her action, MISS an
field asserted that she married HoW 80
at San DIEGO in the summer of 1sOs,
only to learn the following February
that a complaint charging Howard Win
bigamy had been issued z
Howard left for Mexico, she atISsees
TO avoid prosecution. but returned later
and influenced her to obtain an anhIl-
meut of the marriage. After ne nao %
tanned a divorce from MS legal Mlto
Howard refused to keep his promise I .
marry her. Miss Armfield alleges one
saws Howard is possessed OF properly
valued at 100000.
El Paso herald. (El Paso, Tex.) 1901-1931, 1914-03-20

RlG"
Percy Yimmelhaw looked the
- stranger in the eve.
-eDOgl' he repeated, and his upper
lip, doBny mustaehe and all, curled IN
scOrn.
The other, dog that he was, covered
and made no reply.
Percy Yimmelhaw looked him in the
sDosiiS he reiterated. Dog! DOgl
Scoundrelly dog"
Then suddenly and without warning,
he flung himself on the davenport and
sObbed
The stranger lgazed UnmOved at the
heartrending spectacle of q man sob
bling. 1t was all his doing, all, all, yet
he could look coldlT, even euriously at
Percy YimmelhaWs streaming tears
Percy YimmelhaW cried but Seldom DuG
when ne did it was some heller.
Then, frantically, he leaped up again
and snapped his fingers IN the stranger
face.
"Whv don't YOU say sOmething2 Deny
it if YOU cant" he screamed. Dog, dog,
dog That's what you are, q Taseally
dogl"
The other still kept silent, and Percy,
angered beyond endurance, raised ms
right foot and kicked the King Charles
spaniel right In the Stats. For, partly
because he detested dogs, and partly be-
cause he was a little afraid of King
Charles spaniels, he had ordered q cat
El Paso herald. (El Paso, Tex.) 1901-1931, 1914-03-20
Why Live In New York?

Y0RRS association improving condition Of the
N family $3.50 live
maintain Of living preserving mind
Eaarac health family This
emily"
years ago York have
occasional ticket cab home strawberries the
sprngtms and a watermelon a summer, it took $50Oo
five to PINCH be too cold
and practice
deprivadOns that interfere with health Onentment
live in Outside Of the big
$1,000
Thomas Carlyle wrote davning
another blue dayp
El Paso herald. (El Paso, Tex.) 1901-1931, 1914-03-20
Said Of Mr.. Teller

many Teller that
"a bishop politician iProachaby
politics doubted his integrity which
greater ability hear of public
summing integrity ability; though
those whom fate
with such that
getting h tribute of
small
El Paso herald. (El Paso, Tex.) 1901-1931, 1914-03-20
IA Years Ago Today
From The Herald This Date 1900.

Vincent May returned to Las Cruces
last night.
DR. w. H. Anderson has returned
from a visit to the east.
Henry Bowman, president Of the
Las Cruces bank, is in the city today.
Numa Raymond and wife and F. Fl.
Bascom, Of Las Cruces, are in the
city today.
W. A. Hawkins, general attorney for
the =. P. e n E., went out to Ala
mogOrdo this morning.
In the place Of T. G. CroWder, who
resigned recently, o. Evans is pound
ing the brass in the FL PasO office Of
the White Oaks line.
J. y. DouEherty, W. NJ Mccoy and
Mrs. SkidmOre left last night for Las
Cruces. where they viii attend the
meeting of the stockholders Of the
Bennett-StephensO mine.
Interest in the proposed baseball
club to represent FL PasO this sea-
son IS growing daily. The FL Paso
Herald viii donate a silk pennant to
the championship team Of the SOUTH
west
El Paso herald. (El Paso, Tex.) 1901-1931, 1914-03-20
EvpprsgTIc ms FEELINGS.

When little David was at his grandnaoth-
er's she considered It her privilege to pre-
pare his food. One evening she was very
deliberate in her movements, and he was
compelled to wait. At last his patience vas
exhausted. and he said. Grandma is slow
pol-e a nice word2" why. certainly not,
vas the response well" he said. Il must
'spress my feelings-"-New York 1ndepeno-
emf
El Paso herald. (El Paso, Tex.) 1901-1931, 1914-03-20
Friday

earnestly have Loeu
if 1t stewed 0oeo' or
- priza
the
viii pIun and VIII those
be Shall
and bout dsloced BACK
now; will oade his
bullion the frau On Friday sight the er
thinks of how, delight he'll place three
twill Sped AID We nave
those the village have nothing but
o~o1r-J~bt Nv GEORGE NJ 6aanss) WALT MASON.
El Paso herald. (El Paso, Tex.) 1901-1931, 1914-03-20
COUNT ASKS PROTECTION
WHEN CHALLENGE TO DUE

New Orleans. La, March 2O.-CounC
yiq-go E[nutb. a Danish nObleman, APP
pealed to the police for protection
when he received a chauenge- SenI
through the mails by Capt j. y Ny-
holm, retired officer Of the DANISH
army.
Detectives advised Capt Nyholm thaI
further hostile advances toward the
count would result in grave conse-
uuences. Both count and captain az
mitted their differences grew out Of q
business transaction
El Paso herald. (El Paso, Tex.) 1901-1931, 1914-03-20
The Fun Of Collecting

Ek oLLECTNG genial philosopher is the greatest
falling gardener Smith
mot congressman Washington Who collected Burnian
picking after another
adding picture from time to tme have life so
life is His gardens first hobby,
Lambert Philadelphia, who collected
Taekeyana collection, the
Metropolitan hundreds of visitors
whimsical amazingly frank
funny youthful him through all his
days editions living characters witty
mpenn soft life worth
while o
and if he is elected he
Washington
Chauny
We nee a now an alive
daings
beginning string the flame of life
school, married.
killed husband acquitted
Albuquerque morning journal. [volume] (Albuquerque, N.M.) 1903-1926, 1914-12-24
WANTED-SOMEBODY TO
HELP THIS BOY TAKE A
JOB HE NEEDS BADLY

There IL boy In Albuquerque
whose name II Is not necessary to
mention, who has a sick father. a
sick mother and a number OF little
brothers and sisters that are not 60
ing to have a very good time Of IL In
the immediate future unless some
thing happens. This boy is about 10
or II years old and Ia a fine type OF
the sturdy American lad who Is not
only willing. but anxious to help all
he can.
A Job has been offered this boy as
bicycle messcnger--but the deuce Of
II is that he has no bicycle, and with
out wheel he can't get the Job. IL
he can get wheel he Will be In u
position to help the sick father. the
sick mother and the little brothers
and sisters.
The Good Fellow never had bet
ter chance than this. IT he has q
wheel that he isn't using. or II he
wants TO kick IN with some real money
and help that boy buy a wheel and
carry the load that has been placed
on his young shoulders, let him tele-
phone i326W and find out how hf
can do the best days work he even
did In his life.
Albuquerque morning journal. [volume] (Albuquerque, N.M.) 1903-1926, 1914-12-24

Les MIscInbIcs. Crystal today. Mat
incc NJ 2:i5. Only one show at night
AT 7:i5.