Weekly journal-miner. [volume] (Prescott, Ariz.) 1908-1929, 1914-02-18

Til safety I've found.
Oh. then | viii ramble. ramblc.
I'll ramble, but not on my native
ground"
In thrilling melodrama vas told
the story OF the antitrust plans
of the administration, concluding
with an impressive tableaux OF the
formal signature of the constitution
Of peace, putting to the test Of
merrimcnt the policies and pros
poets of the dominant party. Trust
ing the trusts" was the name OF
this melodrama and the purpose
was disclosed in an eloquent pro-
logue.
Here then tonight we'll strive to
make most clear.
That busting trusts may go with
kindly feeling.
That sentiment and all that gives
good cheer.
Are not apart from what once
seemed raw-dealing.
From busting trusts we turn to
trust the trusts.
Thus runs the new Wilsonian
dispensation;
y trust that's trusted; il no longer
busts.
Or in its heart can shelter that
sensation"
The plot opened with Father
Trust and Daughter Industry in hiding.
Trust is startled at the likeness Of
Industry to her dead sister Infant
Industry, who was so beautiful that
her face looked like IS per cent
ad valorem.'
Industry-"Wha5 happened to
herr"
Trust-"The Democratic acid
lhrowers got her"
Indrstry-"Did they get you,
ZOO"
Trust-'No; but they're after me
with a poisoned needle The word
trust is no longer respected except
on a tweny-dollar gold piece. and
Roosevelt tried to take it of Of.
that"
Enter McReynolds, who makes
advances to Industry, saying:
4 will clothe you in silks and
deck you in diamonds" to which
The girl replied:
Never. 1 know your idea Of
clothes. You want every one to
dress like the blind-folded lady
with the scales
Then McRcynolds tempts the ia
ther, urging him 10 dissolve the
trusts; keep part OF what You have
ana draw dividends without voting
privileges from the rest"
Trust-'What good will that do"
McReynolds-"All the trust-bust-
ers in Congress will be put out of
business. They will have nothing
LETT to bust"
Finally under the fear Of the mob.
Trusts throws himself upon the
mercy OF the new Interstate Trade
Commission. otherwise the broth
ers Cheeryble" of the government
and subscribcs TO their "constitu-
ton OF peace" under which the
trusts come to our commission
when they feel naughty, and we
tell them how to be good"
On board the battleship Friend
ship was held an examination Of
class OF bluejackcts by one Of Sec
rotary Daniels young welfare
workers" and here were some Of
the questions and answers:
What is the chief aim OF the
navy"
40 knock out the kindcrsartcns.''
what is naval Strategy
Carrying John Lind from Vera
Cruz to Pass Christian without let
ting anybody know it."
Following in the wake OF the shin
came an ancient, giving his name
as APT ALTERATION" which was M
other than "Woodrow Wilson. or
Champ Clark, or Luke Lea. or
hnute Nelson, or Tom Tageart. or
BIZ Barnes. or Swager Sherlev."
lie was afraid his baby "Watchiul
Waiting" had been killed as the
other poor Dollar Diplomacy.
In coloriul picture Illustrative
of his ancestry, Ernest G. Walker
Of the Boston Herald
and the Springfield Republican. was
initiated into the office OF president
Of the Gridiron Club. as a prel:n-
mary TO much merchandising.
'Broad-brimmcd Purilans whose
,ognomens savored Of PILGRIMS
Progress, marched with plumcd cay
ll'crs OF the southland to do honor
10 the new president. who was