The daily Gate City. [volume] (Keokuk, Iowa) 1855-1916, 1914-06-10
The First Event Of Commencement Week Occurs Today

years Int 9rcOurS0 WITH tnAS FACULTY,
and having sound mind and reason
ing powers do hereby make this our
last ofiicial will and testament.
First we ask, realizing the ineal-
cheney Of the remainder OF the school
in all legal and state matters, that the
present faculty be appointed execu-
tors OF this document and that they
see that all bequests are received BY
the namsd benefciaries.
To the remaining portion OF the
school we do will and bequeath our
Athletic Honors and Ability, also our
Studious Habits.
We do will and bequeath Albert
Jsnkins', Gerard Huiskamp's, Theo-
dore Newcomb's. Edwin Elders lead
ership in the physical curture exer-
cises. to the Y. w. C.. A. enthusiasts.
Carma Jackson, Nellie Phillips, Helen
Pond and Lulu Arnold so that the
rest OF the school, especially the boys,
viii take more interest in them eve
mean the exercises). We also wish
to provide for two substitutes. Ro-
villa Montague and Janet Schools.
TO the Sophomore boys, we, the
Senior boys, do will and bequeath our
share OF the wardrobe as recompense
for the gallant defeat thsy suffered
when we left them sprawling on the
floor as we rushed their wardrobe.
we the Senior girls do will and
beoueath to the Junior girls our ward
robs furnished with all the modern
conveniences, that they may keep up
our regulations in fancy hair dressing.
etc. as we have the honor to claim
the queen in this line. Vivian Demple.
We do will and bequeath jeanette
Wunderly's discreetness and ladylike
behavior to Dorothy Remand.
we do will ana bequeath Irwin
Coombs managership OF the Comment
to Jewett Fulton; his weakness for
the fair sex to Joseph McGrath.
Harold Collins oratorical ability
and his determined stand for woman's
suffrage we do will and bequeath tn
Gregory Meador.
James Holiingsworth's horse laugh
and his occupation as class comedian
we do will and bequenth to Emile
Dunlavey as he has bsen Fats closest
rival for that honor.
We do will and bequeath to Harry
Drummond, Clifford Agnew's high
grades and his ability to sleep in
class with one eye open.
We do will and bequeath to Olive
Roberts, Ada Fields ballet Lanc'ns
with the hope that Olive may some
day contest the laurels Of Gaby
Deslys and Mary Garden, but we ask
of Olive that she remember and do no
pract.cing on Saturday after IL p. m.
Beulah Brumback's mod ssty we do
will and bequeath to Ella May Thorn
as. II the executors think At they may
also distribute evenly between Gladys
Maxwell and Gertrude Weber SIX
inchss of Beulah's height.
Alice Linquist and verna Miller's
success in love with two brothers we
do will and bequeath to Maud Devero
and Madaline Spfcer.
To Earnest Ellington We do will
and bequeath Wyman Bottoms gen.
sral knowledge and Elizabeth Wilson's
excellent memory gained from re-
Numbering whether she had a date
with Ted, Puss, Horace, Birge or San
ford, SO that he may be able to grad
uats at least next year
We do will and beaueath to Ruin
Mills, Mary Kiedaisch's various hints
and suggestions on fashions gained
from careful readings Of ia Vogue.
To Roy Dimond we do will and re-
queath Ross Wilson's success in grad.
uating in three years so that with
little help Roy may get through IN
six years anyway
Wilfred Cresswell's studfous habits
and mind your own business way we
do will and bequeath to Howard
Banks; Howard is sadly in need OF
them.
We do will and bequeath to Joseph
Lefaivre, Clarence Alling's Boy sccnt
honors and military carriage WITH
which Joe may soon win corporars
ehevrons in Co. l..
Theodore Newcomb's compiled diary
containing nearly a full account u
how he spent his evenings JOY ridlns
VIC w Will dAu OCluCtAIu " 1SAA'A Z
son. John, Newcie will tell you tina.
the telephone girls that get OFF q.
nine oclock p. m, are some dolls
Harry Pagett's skill at making uh.
timely remarks and his ownership Oh
the most annoying laugh in school We
do will and bequeath to Edward
Schmidt.
George Rollosson's successlu
career in teaching all the latest steps
of the tango" we do will and oe'
queath to George Humes.
We do will and bequeath to William
Crane. Charles Parsons indis-r see
ness and enviable walk.
We do will and bedneath Sanfora
brakes feminine complexion ana AZ
tractive dimples, to Asaph Buck
Ray Moore's popularity with tno