Saturday news. (Watertown, S.D.) 19??-19??, 1914-03-05

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Hop to it, and may the best man win.
Uneasy lies the head that wears a frown.
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somes surgeons manage to carve out big fortunes.
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sdtz is trying for a sstoe hold, on Johnny Riess
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Many a man who marries for money is a poor collector.
Remember the camp ground-thats all it is-a memory.
Cannon will have to get a hump on himself if he beats Billy
Gesey.
Behold the great reformer-stitz WAY. This is joke-hit
the bass drum.
The California tourists might as well come home and enjoy
the rest of the winter.
Only a few more weeks Of this political agony and then the
cruel primary election will be over.
Experience is the best teacher, but she keeps us frazMed out
at the heels hustling around TO pay our taxes.
The coal dealers may not have had a rushing business this
wnter-but you will notice that they are not Offering any bargain
sales on coal this spring.
You can knock the Mormons all you want to, but you must
give it to the man who can live with five different women and
keep peace Y \ fam's. .
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when it comes to throwing the bull
After reading all of this political dope in the newspapers
on both sides the reader should take a mild laxative followed by
a bottle Of sarsaparilla to clarity the blood.
Once in a while a married nan will take hold Of his wife's
arm when walking home, then she will lie awake half of the
night wondering where he got his liquor.
Some day when we get a little time we are going to publish
a book entitled What Men Know About Women There will.
be 500 pages in the book and every one will be blank.
Senator Crawford talked like a dying man to a lot Of dying
men in WATERFOWL the other night. A sort of an eleventh hour
Red6eld got our goat, all ~right.al right. Got to give it
to EN-. They have got a bunch of fellows over there who pull
for the town and take everything that is not nailed down in the
way Of state institutions.
Of course the styles worn by women are funny and we have
to laugh at them, but a lot Of perfectly good horse blankets were
spoiled when they We're turned into the mackinaWs the men are
wearing nowadays.
Don't get the foolish notion in your head that Dick Rich
ards is not going to get his share Of the votes for the republican
nomination for governor. He is working when some of the rest
Of the candidates are IN the arms Of morphies.
This progressive dope is great stuff to play to the galleries
with and catch the unsophstnated voter: It's all bunk and
the progressive bunch will turn you upside down and drain your
pockets Just as qulck as any other political bunch
An appeal to a mans reason may be more effective than to
his pocket book Some people don't care how much taxes they
pay as long as a few men like Crawford and Byrne can feed the
progressive dope to them and make them like it.
When we think Of how Gov. Byrne swiped our camp grounds
our rich, red blood boil with indignation and the muscles stand
out on our arms like warts on a toad back.
The man who will vote for Byrne and Norbeck in Codingtor
county IS not loyal to his home town or county We think the
voters of Codington county realize the fact that the only way tc
kill some cats is to cut their tails off right behind their ears.
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We might as well let the tail go with the hide and elect Gov
Byrne and Pete Norbeek and have them take the Fourth Regi
ment band to Redfeld. They have stolen everything else Wa
tertown had and we sat here like a lot Of rnummiesa and let then
do it. It's our own fault.
There is one thing that we can all feel proud Of in the line
of state institutions which are located in this state and that is The
feeble minded school which is located aedfeld. We need thai
IN Watertown IN our business. Wouldn't have TO go out of thu
county for inmates.
HI Loucks, the sage of Hidewood, has been camping OF
Senator CraWford's trail for several months for a chance to mee