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Newark evening star and Newark advertiser. [volume] (Newark, N.J.) 1909-1916, 1914-02-09
German Prince to Argentina

BERLIN, Feb. 9.-Prince and
Princess Henry of Prussia are about
to follow the example of Colonel The
odore Roosevelt in visiting Argentina.
They are to sail from Hamburg on
March 10.
Saturday news. (Watertown, S.D.) 19??-19??, 1914-01-01
"Stute" Commences
On His Apple Crop

Lewiston, Ida, Dec. "a, 1913
Friend Barker:
! see by the Saturday News thai
a number of subscriptions expire the
last of the year and as mine is among
them | am enclosing a check for $3.50
to renew same for 1914, and if | get as
good a crop of apples next season as
this | will be able to renew it again.
| got 81 boxes of Jonathan apples
off from s 6-year old trees for which
| received over a dollar a box. Not
so Dad. took first premium at the
fair this fall for
the largest apple, which weighed "a
pounds. Just ask Mr.. Ryalls about it
as | sent the apple to him.
Wishing you and your associates in
the Saturday News a Merry Christmas
and Happy New Year, | am,
Yours truly,
S. w. WhitfOrd.
Saturday news. (Watertown, S.D.) 19??-19??, 1914-01-01
Baby Makes Stomach
Vast Storage Room

Britt, Iowa, Dec. 2S.-One of the
most unusual cases ever noted is re-
ported by DR.. Denney. He has been
attending tn" small son of Mr.. and
Mrs. Dick .Ausborn, OF this city, the
past couple of weeks, the nature of
his ailment being rather puzzling.
But after recovering a varied assert
ment of articles which the child had
swallowed fin" mystery was solved.
Among the articles recovered were
16 large and small buttons, IA carpet
lacks. 8 22IOng cartridges, | collar
button, 3 leather ~rivets, | shingle
nail, balls Of paper, piece of chalk, 16
inches OF string, l one-eighth inch
burr. The doctor says he is at a loss
to know what further to expect.
Saturday news. (Watertown, S.D.) 19??-19??, 1914-01-01

Central Additions Co, TO Dakota Sc
curities Co.. lots %, 26 and 81, East
1G feet of lot rs, block IS and lot IS
block AS. Replat West Watertown;
$1.00.
Ed Baudette to Albert Christensen
lot 6, block 8, Gesley's First Addition ;
81 90.
Albert Christensen to Vim. q. GEES.
ley, lot 6, block 5, Gesley's First Ad,
dition; S1.OO.
Clara e. Ouimet to Inter State Land
Co, south SO feet of East 100 feet of
block p, Syndicate Addition to Wa,
tcrtOwn; $1.00.
Dennis c. Noonan TO Moses p. Stew
art, lots S, 6, 7, s. 8. 10 and II, block
"a and lot 7, block To, Second Rail
way Addition; $1.OO.
Saturday news. (Watertown, S.D.) 19??-19??, 1914-01-01
Idle Men on Coast
More Than 100000

San Francisco, Dec. 24.-Christmas
V finds 100, 900 men out of work in
the principal cities of the Pacific
coast. In commenting today on the
many robbrrics, burglaries and crimes
of violence in the last fortnight, Cap.
tain Moonry, chief of the detective
bureau, estimated that there are 20, 600
unemployed in San Francisco. Hunger
had no conscience, he said, and the
wave of crime was bound to rise
higher unless the city provided work.
Los Angeles reports $4,000 unem-
ployed and Portland and Seattle ac-
count for th" remainder. Measures
Of relief hHN" been presented to the
various stale and municipal author
tiles. Governor johnson of California
replied to a delegation Of workingmen
that each ,u, must care for it's own
problems. Governor West of Oregon
declined to call a special session of
the Legislature.
Saturday news. (Watertown, S.D.) 19??-19??, 1914-01-01
Deafness Cannot Be Cured

reach the diseased portion Of the ear.
There is only one way to cure deafness.
and that is by constitutional remedies.
Deafness is caused by an inflamed condi-
ton of the mucous lining of the Eusta-
chan Tube. When this tub is infiamed
you have a rumbling sound or imp ,rfect
hearing, and when it is entirely closed.
Illumination can be taken out n this
tub restored to its normal condition.
hearing will be destroyed forever: nine
cases out OF ten are caused by Catarrh.
which is nothing but an inf1amed condi
ton Of the mucous surfaces.
We will give One Hundred Dollars for any case Of
Deafness (caused by catarrh) that cannot be cured by
Halls Catarrh Cure, Send for circulars. free.
F.J CHENEY, q CO., Toledo, Ohio.
Bold by Druggists, 75c.
Take Halls Family Pills for constipation.
Saturday news. (Watertown, S.D.) 19??-19??, 1914-01-01

body. If did sharp pains darted up
my spine into my shoulders. Doan's
Kidney Pills rid me of the trouble and
strengthened my kidneys. My back
has been strong and we'll yer since,
Two boxes Of Doan's Kidney Pills did
all this"
For sale by all dealers. Price so
cents. Foster-Milburn Co., Buffalo,
New York, sole agents for the United
States.
Remember the name-Doan's-and
take no other. ADV. 20
Saturday news. (Watertown, S.D.) 19??-19??, 1914-01-01
HIS STOMACH TROUBLES OVER.

Mr.. Dyspeptic, would you not like to
feel that your stomach troubles were
over. that you could eat any kind of
food you desired without injury? That
may seem SO unlikely to you that you
do not even hope for an ending Of
your trouble. but permit US TO assure
you that it Ia not altogether impossi-
Bile. II others can be cured perna-
nently, and thousands have been. why
not you? John r. Barker, of Battle
Creek Mich, is n Of them. He says
II was troubled with heartburn, indi-
gestlon, and liver complaint until ]
used ~Chamberlain's Tablets, then my
trouble was over" Sold by all deal
ers ADV. 1888
Saturday news. (Watertown, S.D.) 19??-19??, 1914-01-01
A HEAVY BURDEN,
A Bad Back Makes Life Miserable
For MANY Watertown PeonIe

\ bad back is a heavy burden.
\ burden at night when bedtime
comes.
Just as bothersome in the morning.
Ever try Doan's Kidney Pills for it?
Know they are for kidney back
ache-and for other kidney ills?
If You don't, some WatertoWn peo-
pie do.
Read a case of it.:
F. l.. Ellis, 511 Eighth St, S. f.,
WatortoWn, S. D., says: q was troub-
led for a long time by my back which
never stopped aching. | couldn't lie
Down with any comfort. 1t was i'm
possible for me to stoop or bend my
Saturday news. (Watertown, S.D.) 19??-19??, 1914-01-01
Real Estate Transfers
Reported by C~odington County Alb
stTact Co.

South Dakota Mausolcum Co. to G
J. Kahl, Compartments No. 4 and ).
Sec. 10, Nj. Hope Mausoleum; 5000 90.
Margar"lha Strichertz to Matthew
St%richertz, NWl4 Polls 81; $1.O0.
U. S. y. to Ernest Gu"nthcr, NE4
20-11S-52; Patent.
Saturday news. (Watertown, S.D.) 19??-19??, 1914-01-01


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Saturday news. (Watertown, S.D.) 19??-19??, 1914-01-01
CHRONIC CONSTIPATION CURED

Five years G | had the worst case
Of chronic constipation l ever knew
of, and Chamberlain's Tablets cured
me- writes S. F. Fish. Brooklyn,
Mich. For sale by all dealers.
advertisements 1888
Perrysburg journal. (Perrysburg, Wood Co., O. [Ohio]) 186?-1965, 1914-10-08

For Sale = Two sows and
pigs and "a fresh COW. Martin
Stephan, on Pike road near Lime
CITY. 32bh
Mrs. Edwin Curtis enter
tanned the following guests the
past week: Mrs. Moser and son,
of CastaIia, and Mrs. Penar, of
Bellevue and Mrs. Henry Schwink
of Waterville.
Mr.. Allison Webb, of Cadillac,
Mich, was the guest of his mother
in Perrysburg last Saturday. He
is travelling Michigan as repre-
sentative of a Toledo commercial
house.
Perrysburg journal. (Perrysburg, Wood Co., O. [Ohio]) 186?-1965, 1914-10-08

j. F. Byrne and wife and
guests, j. Will Kirk and wife, of
Adrian, Mich, and Mrs. Frank
Shinew, of Portage, took dinner
Thursday with E. j. Spilker and
wife, of Webster.
Why not have a neat and up
to-date letter head printed for
your personal or business use? II
adds tone and dignity to your cor,
respondence and costs less than
ordinary stationary. Let the
Journal have your order. 33ti
Since the resignation of Rural
Carrier Mr.. ID. VanIIellen, Mr.
VIM. Scott has been assigned tc
Route No. l, who will take charge
of the route as soon as "a new car
rier has been assigned to No. 2
The examination for carriers viii
be held at Bowling Green on Sat
urday, Oct. 10.
Perrysburg journal. (Perrysburg, Wood Co., O. [Ohio]) 186?-1965, 1914-10-08

Letter File Boxes for sale at
the journal office. 33t
Mr.. and Mrs. E. M. Alsbaugh, of
Kalamazoo, Mich, visited few
days with Mrs. III. Marks.
Mr.. Howard F'enton and wife,
of Toledo, were the guests of Mr..
M. T. Graves and wife.
Mr.. G.. F. Chapman and wife,
of Toledo, were the over Sunday
guests at the G. P. Champney
home.
Mr.. Will Kazmaier and wife
and Mr.. Fred Conklin, wife and
daughter were the guests of
friends at Scotch Ridge, Sunday.
Mrs. 7. Blake, Miss Dorothy
and Master Billy Lucas, OF Toledo,
spent Sunday with Mrs. G. A,
Lucas.
Mr.. and Mrs. Chas. Hickman
and daughter, and Leonard De-
verna, of Grass Lake, Mich, and
Chas. Deverna and daughter, OF
Tontogany were guests of Mr.. E
S. Deverna and family.
Perrysburg journal. (Perrysburg, Wood Co., O. [Ohio]) 186?-1965, 1914-10-08

"A number of young folks
from Detroit, We're the Friday
callers at the B. W. Cauldwell
home.
Mr.. Will Kazmier and wife
and Mr.. Fred Conklin, wife and
daughter spent Sunday with
friends at Scotch Ridge.
Sweet Cider for sale every
week at J. G. Jensen s, Cherry
street. zoe per gal, per bbl, or
25c per single gallon. 30tf
Mr.. A. j. Witzler and family
will motor to West Liberty and
spend Sunday with Miss Ida
Lethers.
MIR. Guy Wells and family
and Mrs. Jesse Wells, of North
Fairfield, were the Monday call
,ers of Mr.. Robb Simmons and
family.
j. Chester Byrne, wife and
baby and E. j. Spilker and wife
were Sunday dinner guests OF
Mr.. Frank Shinew and wife, OF
Portage, and all called on j. f
Byrne and wife Sunday evening
Mr.. and Mrs. A. j. Haney, OF
North Baltimore and Miss Haze
Haney, of Toledo, were guests o.
Mr.. and Mrs. E. L. Clay, last
Sunday.
Mrs. G. A. Lucas, who has
been spending some time witt
relatives at Rockford, ILL.,, re
turned Saturday. She was ac
companied home by her mother
Mrs. G. Brant, who will spend the
winter with her.
Perrysburg journal. (Perrysburg, Wood Co., O. [Ohio]) 186?-1965, 1914-10-08

Mrs. Joe Evans was the Tues
day guest of Mrs. VIM. Powell.
Mrs. G.. Schaumloeffel was the
guests of Mrs. B. Bowers, at To
ledo.
Mrs. G. z. Weiss returned to
North Dakota after a visit with
his mother, Mrs. G.. Weiss.
Mr.. Allison Web, of Cadillac,
Mich, spent the week end with
his mother, Mrs. G. Webb.
Miss Glytanna Tippy has re-
signed her position as stenogra-
pher of the National Wheel Co.
Mrs. B. Shaller has returned
after spending a couple'of weeks
with her sons at Adrian, Mich.
Perrysburg journal. (Perrysburg, Wood Co., O. [Ohio]) 186?-1965, 1914-10-08

"Dr. Thomas Eclectric Oil is the
best remedy for that often fatal dis
ease-croup. 1t has been used with
success in our family for eight
years" = Mrs. L. Whiteacre, Buffalo,
N. Y.-Adv.
Mrs. John Bayer entertained
at Sunday dinner in honor of Miss
Anna M. Conway, of Miami Uni
versity, Oxford, Ohio, the follow
ing guests: Mr.. and Mrs. George
j. Munger and family, Misses EN-
ma and Florence Rossbach, Mr..
Joseph Rossbach, Mr.. and Mrs.
Charles Cornelius, of Perrysburg,
and Mr.. Joseph Zeisler, Mr..
Metzger, and Mr.. George Schind-
Ter, of Toledo.
"A splendid meeting of the
Civic association was held last
Thursday night. Every evidence
of interest in the success of the
association was manifested. A
special prize has been offered to
business men who make the best
showing of improvement in ap-
pearance of their business houses.
There were indications of desire
to improve the Way property that
was willed to the village by Mr..
Way for Park purposes.
Perrysburg journal. (Perrysburg, Wood Co., O. [Ohio]) 186?-1965, 1914-10-08

Mr.. and Mrs. Taylor Jennie,
of Dundee, Mich, were the over
Sunday guests at the r. P. Bar
ton home.
Mr.. G, E. Hufford, well
known in Perrysburg, has been
elected as second tenor in the
Oberlin College Glee Club for the
following year. The Glee Club is
one of the most important perma-
nent student organizations at
Oberlin. The twenty-four mem
bers hold regular weekly meetings
throughout the year for careful
rehearsal under expert direction
This provides a very thorough
musical training under the most
advantageous circumstances. Dur
ing the Christmas recess each
year the club tours the west, trav-
cling in private car and giving
concerts in many of the leading
cities. The itinerary includes
dates as far west as Portland,
Oregon, and Seattle, Washington
The. trips frequently extend over
more than three thousand miles OF
territory. During the spring holi-
days a similar trip is made
throughout the east with concerts
in Pittsburgh, the leading cities OF
New England and usually a spe.
cial concert at the Waldorf AS,
toria, New York City. Election
to the Glee Club comes as the re-
suit of vigorous competitive ex-
animation and membership is
most eagerly sought by Oberlin
men.
Perrysburg journal. (Perrysburg, Wood Co., O. [Ohio]) 186?-1965, 1914-10-08

Miss Florence Swartz spent
Sunday with Miss Mable Swartz.
Miss Lillian Hoffman spent a
few days last week with Mrs. A. j..
Boote, at Toledo.
Miss Leona Vida, of Toledo,
spent couple of days last week
with VIM. Simon and family.
Mrs. D. r. Garfield will en-
tertain the Missionary Society OF
the M. E. Church, Wednesday
afternoon.
Mr.. John Lintner and wife,
John Dauer and son Orville mo-
tored to Weston Sunday to visit
Jacob Haas and family.
Mr.. Frank Andregg and
family and Mr.. Tim Hayes and
wife, and Miss Christian motored
to Michigan, Sunday.
A fine touring car that had
been stolen in Dayton was left
at farm house north of Perrys-
burg last, week and was brought
to town by Marshal Ray Taylor
1t was restored to it's owner.
Perrysburg journal. (Perrysburg, Wood Co., O. [Ohio]) 186?-1965, 1914-10-08

Mrs. A. j.. Witzler will enter
tain the Dorcas Society Wednes-
day afternoon.
MIR. and Mrs. E. T. Hogle
were the Monday guests of Mrs.
w. w. Woodlief.
Mrs. L. A. Laing and daughter
Florence, spent Saturday at Bowl
ing Green.
Mrs. Walter Perry and son
John, visited her mother, Mrs. M.
Barbeau, of Toledo, Sunday.
Fred Wellstead and family
spent Sunday at Zalia, Mich, the
guest of VIM. Siler and family.
j. F. Byrne and wife and E.
J. Spilker and wife motored to
Findlay Friday and attended the
Hancock County fair.
FOR SALE = Chestnut sorrel
mare colt months old, Percheron
sire, weight 1850. Inquire of j. B.
SMITH, one and one-half miles south
of Holland. Holland Phone 11S. 31c"
Mr.. and Mrs. Earl Smith, Mr..
and Mrs. Guy Smith, of Waldron,
Mich, are the guests of Mr.. and
Mrs. G. Thornton.
Perrysburg journal. (Perrysburg, Wood Co., O. [Ohio]) 186?-1965, 1914-10-08

WIN. Stauffer and wife were
the Sunday guests of friends at
Stony Ridge.
Mr.. and Mrs. Scharff spent
Sunday with Chas. Brown and
family.
Mr.. Geo. Trimmer, of Toledo,
spent Sunday with Mrs. Ira Sim
mons.
Mr.. and Mrs. Joseph Zeisler
spent Sunday with Joseph Ross
back and family.
Mrs. E. A. Saunders and little
son, of Youngstown are guests of
Mr.. and Mrs. Ed. Thornton.
Elmer Hufford who has been
spending the past two months in
the west returned home Sunday
evening.
j. Will Kirk and wife, of
Adrian, Mich, were guests for a
couple of days last week at the
home of j. f. Byrne and wife.
Miss Ella Webb has gone to
Conway Springs, Kansas, to spend
the winter with her sister, Mrs
G. G. Taylor.
Perrysburg journal. (Perrysburg, Wood Co., O. [Ohio]) 186?-1965, 1914-10-08
SALE!

Fine home, u acre, rooms, modern,
city water, gas, well, cistern, base
ment, stone walks, paved street, nicely
located within three blocks of school
and library. Price $1,000.
House and lot on Second, swell cot
tage. A bargain at $500.
A very fine residence on Front
street, river view, gas for fuel and
light, city water. This is considered
one of the finest river homes in Per.
rysburg. Price 100000.
Four acres Of land with fine build.
ings, stone road, 1 acre of grapes
Choice fruit. A bargain if taken soon
Fine home on Front street, modern
good location. Very fine lot. Price
$4,000.00.
M. B. COOK
Real Estate Agent, Perrysburg. o
Perrysburg journal. (Perrysburg, Wood Co., O. [Ohio]) 186?-1965, 1914-10-08

Mrs. M. Swartz spent Sun
day with Mr.. and Mrs. Geo. Lint
ner.
Mrs. E. G.. Lee has returned
from Cleveland where she spent
the summer With friends.
MIR. and Mrs. John Gunder,
Mr.. and Mrs. Frank Fox and
children, spent Sunday with Mr..
and Mrs. Davenport, at Monclova.
Miss Sprang, who is attend
ing school at Bowling Green, was
the Sunday guest of her sister,
Mrs. Chester Van Hellan.
Mrs. NJ. Tanneyhill, Mrs.
Charles Wallace, and June Shep-
pard were the guests of Mrs. Geo.
Brossia at Bates Station, Wednes-
day.
Mr.. and Mrs. Garfield Brant
and son, Wed, of Dundee, Mich.
came Saturday to spend a few
days with Mr.. and Mrs. w. Hes
ley.
Mrs. Alice Shier and daugh
ter and Miss Grace Caspers were
the guests of John Geiger at Mau
NEE Sunday.
For Rent = New cottage OF
river road, east side, stop 3
Reasonable terms to good tenant
$40 Walnut street, Toledo. Bel
Phone, Main 1864.
DR.. D. R. Garfield and family
had for their Sunday guests Mr.
and Mrs. A. Brand and Mr.. anC
Mrs. Lehman, of Haskins.
Perrysburg journal. (Perrysburg, Wood Co., O. [Ohio]) 186?-1965, 1914-10-08
WHO'S YOUR TAILOR?

Let me be your Tailor and do all
your work, old or new. No matter
how large or how small the job, it
gets personal attention. Do not
intrust your clothing to the fake
agents. Send them to me then you
know they are safe. All my work
done right here in Perrysburg.
Cleaning, Pressing and Repairing
of all descriptions. Mems suits
and overcoats made to order. Pri-
ces from $4,000 to $4,000. A few
at $500.
Perrysburg journal. (Perrysburg, Wood Co., O. [Ohio]) 186?-1965, 1914-10-08
so ACRES OF LAND

Close to the river road, between
Rossford and Perrysburg. Posses
sion given in March, 1915.
Stf A. I. DEWLAND.
Perrysburg journal. (Perrysburg, Wood Co., O. [Ohio]) 186?-1965, 1914-10-08

Mrs. Merlin Bowers was the
guest of her sister, Mrs. Standby
Andrews, of Toledo, Thursday.
Perrysburg journal. (Perrysburg, Wood Co., O. [Ohio]) 186?-1965, 1914-10-08
The Education OF
Your Children

The time will soon come when
the problem of giving your child
rem special training will comfort
you. Open an Educational Ac-
count" in one of our savings pass
books. Deposit a few dollars each
month and you will be surprised to
know how large the fund will be
when it is needed. Ask us about it,
The Perrysburg Banking
Company.
Perrysburg journal. (Perrysburg, Wood Co., O. [Ohio]) 186?-1965, 1914-10-08
ChiC=A=Lax

A perfect digestive.
1t LAX" nothing. The
most pleasing Medicated
Gum ever used.
For sale at
c. p. Champney's
Perrysburg journal. (Perrysburg, Wood Co., O. [Ohio]) 186?-1965, 1914-10-08
INNIsFRAE POULTRY FARM
Francis B. Woodlief
Fancy Milk Fed Broilers and
Fryers.
Perrysburg, o.
Phone-Main 129

Mrs. M. Swartz spent Sun
day with Mr.. and Mrs. Geo. Lint
ner.
Perrysburg journal. (Perrysburg, Wood Co., O. [Ohio]) 186?-1965, 1914-10-08

Mrs. E. G.. Lee has returned
from Cleveland where she spent
the summer with friends.
The Madison journal. (Tallulah, Madison Parish, La.) 1888-current, 1914-10-24

A bathtub always breeds selfrespect
and optil. ism.
What have the boys got to show
for their very own, for this summers
work?
The man who makes crooked corn
rows generally wabbles in everything
else he does.
II none Of US ever made mistakes
ths world would be too stupidity per.
feet = 80. n.
IL Is good thing to be ambitious.
out we should be sure our ambition
runs In the safe direction.
Mind is worth more than mere
muscle on the farm. You can hire
Drawn at $50 per mon,h. but brains
come higher.
mere must be some system to
suloe In farm work as much time will
De wasted and many things will be
zone which had better be LEFT I'm,
done.
Inc man Of perfect contentment ID
the farmer whose land is free from
mortgage. whose mind is free from
prejudice, and whose he;rt Is free
from bitterness.
The Madison journal. (Tallulah, Madison Parish, La.) 1888-current, 1914-10-24
ERUPTION ON BABYS FICE

Duke, N. C.-"When my baby was
two weeks old. behind his ears turned
red and caused an irritation and from
rubbing II became raw and stayed
moistened all the time. At times It
would get so bad as to bleed. He was
fretful. At the time he was eight
months old he was in q bad condition
with sores behind his ears and on his
face.
Nothing seemed to do any good at
all till got Cuticura Soap and Oint-
ment. / at once commenced to wash
his ears and face three or four times
during the day with the Cuticura
Soap. dried them with q soft cloth.
then applied the Cuticura Ointment
In ten days his ears and face were
well and no scars were left" (Signed)
Mrs. Lena Lee. Jan. 2. 1914.
Cuticura Soap and Ointment sold
throughout the world. Sample Of each
free, with 32-p. Skin Book. Address post.
card "Cuticura. Dept L. Boston."-Adv.
The Madison journal. (Tallulah, Madison Parish, La.) 1888-current, 1914-10-24
MADE A SPRlNTlNG RECORD
Soldier Did About the Only Thing He
Could Do, and Extended
Himself Somewhat

The old veteran had paused in his
"reminiscences, and was hopping his
brow while his audience waited pa
tiently, thinking he had left off
Il recollect," he continued. dreamily
that at the battle of the Alma had q
very exciting time. Bullets were petit
ing upon us like rain. Men fell right
and left, cannon roared like thunder
itself and, worst of all, the enemy had
managed to get within hundred yards
OF our position.
Il was mad with excitement. and
wasn't thinking OF nothing except
fighting for all | was worth. All Of a
sudden / turned and found that my
regiment had changed its positiop, and
| was cut off-left TO the mercy df the
enemy, sir"
The veteran paused.
Well. what did you do" asked an
impatient listener.
"Do?" said the old fellow. sleepily
We'll, | reckon ! did a mile In three
minutes"
The Madison journal. (Tallulah, Madison Parish, La.) 1888-current, 1914-10-24
CALOMEL MAKES YOU SICK, UGH!
IT'S MERCURY AND SAL|VATES
Saghten Up Don't Lose Days Work! Clean Your Sluggish
Liver and Bowels With "Dodson' Liver Tone

Ugh' Calomel makes you sick. Take
a dose Of the vile. dangerous drug to-
night and tomorrow you may lose a
days work.
CalCmel is mercury or quicksilver
which causes necrosis of the bones.
Calomel. when 1t comes into contact
with sour bile crashes into ii. break
ing it up. This is when you feel that
awful nausea and cramping. If you
feel sluggish and all knocked out" il
your liver is torpid and bowels consti-
pated or you have headache. dizziness,
coated tongue, II breath is bad or
stomach sour, just try a spoonful OF
harmless Dodson's Liver Tone.
Here's my guarantee-Go to any
drug store or dealer and get a 50-cent
bottle OF Dodson's Liver Tone. Take
a spoonful tonight and II it doesn't
The Madison journal. (Tallulah, Madison Parish, La.) 1888-current, 1914-10-24
DENTIST HAD WASTED TIME
Really Was No Use Waiting for Pa
tient to Close Eye, Seeing Its
Composition.

He was a nervous man. says the
Philadelphia Record Most men are
when they find themselves in den
lists chair, but he was exceptionally
so. The tooth that had to come out
was quite a small afiair-from the
dentists point of view. From the Pa
tents 1t felt about the same size as
a house.
He decided to have gas. The den
tist, who was in a hurry to go to q
baseball game, tried to persuade him
to do without. but he was determined.
The dentist, In a fever OF impa-
thence, waited for the victim to lose
consciousness, but the nervous man
insisted on keeping an eye open.
though he had enough gas to float an
airship.
Unable to control himself any long
er, the irate tooth-puller exclaimed:
Let go yourself. man! Shut your
eye, you idiot"
Somewhere from the back-block OF
dreamland the patient murmured
sleepily:
"Can't-it's glass!"