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Belding banner. (Belding, Mich.) 1889-1918, 1914-06-03
BELDING, MICHIGAN

He strikes only those who climb;
Never mind the knocker
'Tis success he deems crime;
Never mind the knocker.
If he hammers at your name,
Then be sure you're in the game;
'Tis a species of acclaim;
Never mind the knocker
His low aim affirms his caste,
Never mind the knocker.
F'iercest storms most quickly pass,
Never mind the knocker.
When the Knockers course is run,
When his jeers and SCOTS are done
He'll be cursed by every one,
Never mind the knocker
Belding banner. (Belding, Mich.) 1889-1918, 1914-06-03
Want Column
One cent a word. 4
Nothing inserted for less than l5c }

WANTED-Young calves. 43-47-tf
W.. b. Travis, Phone 1922.
Belding banner. (Belding, Mich.) 1889-1918, 1914-06-03

Black dirt for laws. gardens and GEM
eteries, clean white sand for chill
dren To play in. w. b. Travis,
47-4S-tf Phone 1922
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WANTED-Young calves. 43-47-tf
w. b. Travis, Phone 1921.
Black dirt for laws. gardens and GEM
eteries, clean white sand for chill
dren To play in. w. b. Travis,
47-4S-tf Phone 1857
Good Row Boat and cart for sale.
Ed. ID. Engemann.
69-51-tf
Get some OF those Chautauqua
envelopes at soc. per 100, at the
Bedding Printing Co. 74-51-tf
FOR RENT room house, inquire
Mrs. Geo. Barton. 40S Lewis street
S4-52-2w
FOR SALE have for sale the Her
bert w. Hart modern house on y
Bridge ST.. the Hoyt-Millard block
on South Bridge street, also other
property. See me for price.
S0-52-tf. w T.. Bricker.
FOR SALE CHEAP Good home with
barn. Inquire 81 Alderman st.
city S5-52-tf
FOR SALE-Runabout in good run
ming condition, all new tires. will
sell cheap. Cash or on time. In
quire Ed. Johnson, $50 Howard St.
Belding. 94-1-1
FOR SALE-GasoHne engine, air cool
ed. 2 u horse power.
S9-1-1 Frank O'Bryon.
FOR RENT-My house on Handbook
St. Inquire of Elmer l.. Cook
S7-1-2
LOST-Auto license Number 1927
lamp and bracket from Ford car
\
Garage. 96-1-1
LOST-A white Angora cat. Liberal
reward will be given. Inquire at
Hotel Belding 95-1-1
FOR SALE-Kitchen cabinet, iron
bed and set of springs practically
new. Geo. Shumaker.
92-1-l 526 Howard ST.
LOST-Stck pin with jade set. Re-
ward. Return to Banner. 93-1-1
WANTED-Married couple to act as
caretaker and cook at Wabasis club
during July and August. Good
salary. l. l.. Hubbell, Steward.
FOR SALE OR TRADE-Eighty acre
farm in Missaukee county, well
located. Part cash with balance on
terms to suit or will trade for Beld-
ing property. EMILY McBAIN,
7O9 Morton Ave. 91-1-1
TENTS FOR SALE-One 14x16, one
12x14 in first class condition. 2-2-1
H. A. Lamb.
FOR sALE-Sman refrigator, price
$50. NJ. l.. Osterhout, 622 Pearl
street.
ILL
HAY FOR SALE-$5.00 per ton in
field uncut, or cut for g share. Ad-
dress Estelle Warren care Banner.
99-1-l
FOR SALE OR EXCHANGE Houses
andlots, very easy terms. Also,al-
so new shoes all kinds. Half soles
sewed on, finest work you ever saw.
No extra charges. Call at Manley
Lansings Little Shoe Store, West
Main St, Bedding. 9S-1-1
FOR S.sEE-A rubber tired buggy in
good order. Will sell cheap.
97-2-1 S. III. Wilson.
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Belding banner. (Belding, Mich.) 1889-1918, 1914-06-03

FOR SALE,-GasoHne engine, air cool
ed. 2 y horse power.
SILL Frank O'Bryon.
Belding banner. (Belding, Mich.) 1889-1918, 1914-06-03

Good Row Boat and cart for sale.
Ed. ID. Engemann.
69-51-tf
Belding banner. (Belding, Mich.) 1889-1918, 1914-06-03

FOR SlsLE-A rubber tired buggy in
good order. Will sell cheap.
97-2-1 S. III. Wilson.
Belding banner. (Belding, Mich.) 1889-1918, 1914-06-03

FOR RENT-My house on Handbook
st. Inquire of Elmer Il. Cook.
S7-1-2
Belding banner. (Belding, Mich.) 1889-1918, 1914-06-03
Local Items
About Our Town and It's People

one half off on all trimmed and un-
trimmed hats. NJ. x T.. Erickson.
Belding banner. (Belding, Mich.) 1889-1918, 1914-06-03

FOR RENT room house, inquire
S4-52-2w
Belding banner. (Belding, Mich.) 1889-1918, 1914-06-03

LOST-Auto license Number 1927
lamp and bracket from Ford car,
Monday. Finder return to Lyps's
Garage 96-1-1
Yorkville enquirer. [volume] (Yorkville, S.C.) 1855-2006, 1914-10-09
Humorous department.

Same Old Story.-Early in her speech
the militant suffragist struck the key
note of emancipation from masculine
control.
The day of tyranny Is past" she
said. Men may command, but we no
longer obey
1t was a stirring speech. At inter-
walls throughout it's delivery an insig-
nifcant looking little man in the rear
of the hall called out Louder please,
and each time the speaker pitched her
voice in a higher key. When, in obe-
dience to his often repeated requests,
she. had apparently attained vocal
limit she said:
Can you not hear what l say"
Perfectly" said the little man.
Then why have you been asking me
to speak louder?"
Just to show" said he, that in
spite of your Dragging great, fine wo-
man like you will still do what little
no-account man like me asks her to.
N. Y. Times.
Yorkville enquirer. [volume] (Yorkville, S.C.) 1855-2006, 1914-10-09
Will Meier Give Up the Rhine.
BY w. p. Beard.

Kipling from his Sussex farm
Calls BritainS sons to war,
Replete with wanton wars alarm
For all we have and are"
That England might, her subtle shift
Conceal in this; her way
To turn the tide of German thrift,
But truth, to her must say.
Yes, For all you have and are
To hold it intestate,
Cease this useless towards war;
No Hun is at your gate"
Why stand with atheistic France
And MoScow's Slavish host,
'Gainst Teuton leading in advance,
OF civilizations host.
Why bring niggers from Algiers
And Sikhs from India's plain,
To butcher white men like yourselves,
So England rules the main?
Why aid in RuSSia's savage plan
OF conquest and Of pillage
Tho it tax the utmost power of man,
Deprives the land of tillage.
Unprovoked this war was made
On Teuton and on Hun,
Now thro' rugged hills and sunny
glade,
The rivers redly run,
That Russia might her power extend
And command the Dardanelles
And sieze the war weakened land
In Balkans hills and dells.
And France retake warlike Lorraine
With Alsace's sunny slopes,
Tho blood and terror now must reign
To realize her hopes,
And all because Of German trade
Seeking the markets out
Is why this cruel war is made
A competitor to rout.
So you must face the naked truth;
You add not to your fame,
But stand to lose your all, forsooth,
If Russia wins the game.
The Russian Bear now ready stands
At India's northern door,
And soon on India's coral strands
You'll hear the battle roar.
If German brain and German Drawn
Slavic surges fail to stem,
Then cruel Cossack with saber drawn
Will trample Britains diadem.
Just remember Napoleon's prophecy,
It's taught in every school,
That "All Europe would republic be,
Or under Cossack rule"
Kipling asks with grave naivette,
Who stands if freedom fall?"
We answer that, without regret,
The Teuton stands for all;
So, for all you have and are"
Cease spilling kindred blood
For Mongol Cossack and the Car,
A barbarous savage brood.
Yes, There's but one task for all"
For each goal to gain,
Let barbaric Russia stand or fall
That freedom might remain.
When hist'ry tells the gruesome story
OF the ruthless wantOn war;
Stripped of glittering material glory,
You'll stand for what you are.
Just a sOrdid mercenary nation
Whose envious eye is cast
Upon a rivals exploration.
For profit you would blast,
To clear her ships from the sea,
You join the savage host
That commercial gain accrue to thee,
Tho honor's all but lost
But think you not, great Albion,
Tho Gaul and Russ may help,
That you can whip She German lion
Nor a whimper from his whelp.
The Germans love their fatherland,
And long have stood in line
Opposing Russia's Cossack band
They'll ne'er give up the Rhine;
Yorkville enquirer. [volume] (Yorkville, S.C.) 1855-2006, 1914-10-09
Why the Ocean is SaIty.-The rivers

Why the Ocean is SaIty.-The rivers
of all the world pour their waters into
the sea sooner or later. They wash
down vast quantities Of solid matter
and much matter in solution, Of which
the greater part is salt. This may be
in such small amount that it is i'm
perceptible in the river.
The waters of the seas are evaporat-
ed by the sun, but none of the salt Is
taken up into the clouds. So the wa
ter that returns to the earth in rain
contains no salt; but by the time IL
reaches the sea again, after soaking
through the soil and flowing down the
rivers. ii has another load. Conse-
quently the oceans are receiving salt
all the time and never giving up any of
1t.
Yorkville enquirer. [volume] (Yorkville, S.C.) 1855-2006, 1914-10-09
conseientious-Mrs. Trotter, being &

Conscientious.-Mrs. Trotter, being 6
conscientious woman, wanted con-
scientious maid 1t took long search
through employment agencies to find
one sufficiently well grounded in the
rudiments of religion. The maid final
ly secured was a new arrival and Irish
Among her first instructions was the
art of saying her mistress was not al
home when she was. One visitor who
called under these conditions is re-
sponsible for this story:
rs Mrs. Thotter in?" she said, when
the door was opened in response to her
ring.
No." replied Bridget, stoutly, shes
not at home and may God forgive me
for the lie I'm tellin' ye.'" Whereupon
she slammed the door in the visitor S
face and that was the end of it.-New
York Times.
Yorkville enquirer. [volume] (Yorkville, S.C.) 1855-2006, 1914-10-09
A Talk on Thrift.

If YOU want to get on in the world
make yourself comfortable, and enjoy
some of life's luxuries, look about you
and see how others have done it. Then
do likewise.
Trace every fortune to it's source
and YOU will find there someone saw
ing money. Putting it out at interest
Making the interest earn money. You
can't get away from the fact that most
of the men who you know are success
full did not wait for things to happen
A savings account in any good bank
will help command opportunities.
Say this: II will start things COM
ing my way and make it my business
to keep something out Of my earnings
for my family and myself, be it ever
SO little, and deposit it regularly In
some bank. I will think twice before
spend, and through steady saving
will prepare myself for my opportuni-
ty."
What has been accomplished by
great business enterprises, by the farm
er and by the merchant, who owes MS
wealth to efficient methods may be ac-
complished in like proportion by the
individual. Personal efficiency holds
too great rewards to be regarded with
indifference.
Efficiency is the prevention Of waste
not of money alone, but Of thought,
time and effort, the tools with which
money is made.
Every dollar you earn is a unit IN
your success. The part Of it you save
is a unit in your fortune.-Exchang
Yorkville enquirer. [volume] (Yorkville, S.C.) 1855-2006, 1914-10-09

Genuine Relics.-A Chattanooga mar
recently met on the highway an agec
darky of his acquaintance with his
arm in a sling, says the New Orlean:
States.
rs your arm broken?" asked the
Chattanooga man solicitiously.
The old fellow grinned. No, bos:
it amt broken-only gun sore"
"Ah, been hunting?"
No, sub; amt been huntin'; beer
shootin' at trees"
Target practice, eh?"
No, sub; amt target practice; JUS
shootin' at trees"
II don't understand"
well, sub, it's jest like dis. l goe:
out into de woods, an / selects my
trees an l shoots bullets into 'em. II
a little while de trees grows round de
bullets. Den cut 'em down to sell tc
persons from de north as relics Of de
battle of Lookout Mountain"
Yorkville enquirer. [volume] (Yorkville, S.C.) 1855-2006, 1914-10-09
SHERER & QUINN
. FOR SALE

The beautiful home and farm Of j.
Barney Barron, in TirZah, S-room
cottage; 120 acres land. Price $4,000
per acre, for quick sale. A most de-
sirable home at r. R. station. Can't
be eXcelled.
1 am selling many farms and now is
the time to buy. Recently sold the
Alexander farm, Frank Glenn farm
and others.
1856 Acres-The Wells Place. the
property of r. N. PlaXco. very fine
farm. High state Of cultivation.
have had many inquiries about the
acres, on Rock Hill road; also 1877 acres
join j. l.. Moss. | must sell this land
At Once. If You want it, See Me at
Once-lt is good money maker.
County Home farm-90 Acres, join
ing T. l.. Carroll, $500 Acre.
140 Acres-Joining r. r. Love, ]. L.
Moss and others. Magnificent bottom
land in this tract. See me.
Cottage Home-Of w. C. Miller, on
Charlotte road, near Ancona Mill.
300 Acres-Property of d. A. Whis-
onant, joins j. w. Quinn and others
Price $1,000
20 Aeres-Property Of John Barnett.
joining farm of ]. r. Connolly and VIM.
Harrison Est. lands.
100 AcreS-Known as the Dorster
place, about l 1-2 miles from Phila-
delphia church and school. If sold
during February, will take the small
sum of $4,000 an acre for it.
400 Acres-Near Lowryville, S25.0O
per acre.
1 desire to say to my friends that ]
have property that 1 can cut up In
email tracts and sell on long terms.
The Quinn estate land-On Kings
Mt. road, adjoining Frank Riddles
Neil place and others, am willing to
cut this into smaller farms to suit the
purchaser.
The residence of the late DR.. ]. B.
Allison, joining the new Presbyterian
Manse. Can be cut into two beautiful
building lots
The property Of DR.. Mack White on
Kings Mountain Street, also dwell
lings, property Of Quinn Wallace, ct al.
on KINGS Mountain Street. This prop
erty will be sold quickly and If you
want 1t, see me.
l have for sale three of the Finest
Farms in York county, and they are
very cheap at the price; to wit:
The John Blackberry Massey
homestead.
600 Acres-The r. NJ. Anderson
Farm.
40 Acres-Of the S. NJ. Jones-Ware
Farm, about miles from Rock Hill.
Also Is acres, and a nice cottage,
beautifully located within the incor-
porate limits of Yorkville. Read my
list of Farms and send me some Of
fers.
Two Good Heuses-On Kings
Mountain Street.
7. G. WILBORN
Yorkville enquirer. [volume] (Yorkville, S.C.) 1855-2006, 1914-10-09
MILITARY OBSTACLES
Used on the Battlefelds in the Pres
ent War;

u sea on tne 0dItIeIlcIOS III ZIG two
ent War.
Military experts are watching the
present war in Europe with keen eye
to discover new modes and methods of
warfare.
Among other things have been noted
two remarkable uses of what are call
ed military obstacles. One is the use
of harbed wire entanglements by the
Belgians and the other the flooding OF
2 valley by the Germans.
With the exception of wire entan-
element. military obstacles are very
much the same as they were hundred
years ago. Certainly the practice of
diverting the course Of river, cutting
dams. reservoirs or lakes SO as to flood
the country in the track of an advanc-
ing foe was common in remote times.
One does not know who first thought
of utilizing barbed wire for defensive
purposes. but whoever he was he hit
upon an obstacle which in some ways
is ideal from a military point of view.
Wire ENHANCEMENT has the great ad
vantages of being quickly erected. of
offering little or no target To shell or
rifle fire, of affording no cover to as
Yorkville enquirer. [volume] (Yorkville, S.C.) 1855-2006, 1914-10-09

Could be Worse?-One morning two
men who CHANGED to meet at the club
were talking of a young fellow of dis
tinguished family whom they both
knew very we'll. The young man had
succeeded in dissipating the entire for
tune left him the year before by his
father, according to the New York
Times.
I'm really awfully sorry about it,
said Dolan. He must be in bad way
now."
Yes, his affairs are in wretched
shape" said Donnelly; but just think
how much poorer he would be if the
old man had left him more!"
Yorkville enquirer. [volume] (Yorkville, S.C.) 1855-2006, 1914-10-09

For a Rainy Oay.-The careful hus-
band had given his wife some money ia
put into the family sinking fund, but
she had spent it. Two or three days
later she asked for more.
Didn't 1 give you some last Mon
day?" he inquired in the we'll known
manner of husbands under similar cir
cumstances.
Yes, but l spent it,"
Spent it? 1 thought you had laid ii
away for rainy day"
Il did, Henry" she smiled sweetly
Il bought a raincoat, an umbrella and
q pair of rubbers with it."-Lippin-
colts.
Yorkville enquirer. [volume] (Yorkville, S.C.) 1855-2006, 1914-10-09

Clever-The fussy lady had noticed
that the rude man sitting beside her
on the street car had eXpectorated on
the floor. The fussy lady Immediately
signalled the conductor and that Off
cial came in to see what was wanted.
DO you allow splitting in this carr
demanded the fussy lady.
We'll, no." replied the conductor
But you can come out on the platform
if you want to, lady"
Yorkville enquirer. [volume] (Yorkville, S.C.) 1855-2006, 1914-10-09

Suspicious.-Denny Mccarthy who
lives out near the Ball Park, is a be-
lever in large families. He took his
out for a walk to Mill Mountain one
day. Some distance from home he was
stopped by policeman, who asked.
Whatcha been doin'?"
"Nothin'," said Mccarthy.
We'll, thin, what's the crowd fol-
lowing We fer?"-Norfolk and Western
Guide.
Yorkville enquirer. [volume] (Yorkville, S.C.) 1855-2006, 1914-10-09
Unseen, Unknown
Future....

Many years ago the late Charles A
Dana wrote a letter to a little gir
who asked If there was a Santa Claus
Here are some extracts from 1t:
YES. Virginia. there Is a Santa
Claus: he exists as certainly as
love, generosity and devotion ey-
list. The most real
things I'm the world are those
things that neither men nor Chill
drcn see. You may tear apart
the baby's rattle and see what
makes the noise inside. but there
Is u wall covering the unseen
world which not the strongest
man nor the united strength of
all the strongest men can tear
apart. Only faith, fancy, poetry,
love. romance, can push aside
the curtain and view the glory be-
yOnd. Is IL real? All, Virginia,
i'm all this world there Is nothing
else real and abiding. No Santa
Claus? He lives and lives fOrev-
cr."
There Is a wall covering the un
seem" there is wall covering the fu
ture, and those beautiful sentiments
"love, generosity and devotion" de
mand that provision be made for tina
unknown future. No better provis
ion can be made than by means of
life insurance policy in the Stauncl
Old Mutual Benefit.
SAM NJ. GRIST. Special Agent.
Yorkville enquirer. [volume] (Yorkville, S.C.) 1855-2006, 1914-10-09

sailants engaged in surmounting 1t,
and Of not being easily seen at dis
tance, while in the defense Of woods
especially, it can be effectively con-
cealed.
Further, it is equally efflcacious
against cavalry or infantry.
On the other hand, wire entangle-
ment, like most other military OBJ
stacles, is something Of two edged
sword.
That is, if it is an impediment to the
assailants it is equally an impediment
to the defenders should they want to
make counter attack.
A., Then it is less formidable as an OBJ
stacle than it was, now that troops are
armed with nippers and other appli-
ances for cutting the wire.
Further, it's weight and comparative
bulkiness prohibit it's transport by
small and rapidly moving bodies Of
troops.
The predecessor Of wire entangle-
ment was abatis, which is still used in
the defense Of positions where wire is
not available.
Abatis is formed by cutting down
suitable trees, which are either left to
lie as they fall lin this case they should
be cut so as to fall toward the enemy
or dragged to where they are wanted.
In any case all foliage is stripped off
and the points Of the branches are
sharpened. The trees, either singly or
in rows, are then firmly staked to the
ground, the pointed branches facing
the enemy.
A row of abatis half way down a
slope will break up many charge,
while it can be usefully employed in
the defense of bridges, gateways, mar
row roads and so on.
| Abatis, however, has the great disad-
vantage of being easily destroyed or
set on fire by artillery, while it is not
easily concealed from view.
Further unless carefully placed, it
may afford cover from view, and even
from fire. to assailants who reach 1t.
Abatis, therefore, is mostly used In
small operations against savages or
other foes without artillery.
The Dervish equivalent Of abatis, by
the way, is the zareba, or thorn bush,
which, however, was powerless to
check the British charge at the battle
of the Atbara, Tommy" boiling
through it like a terrier after rat.
AS a defense against cavalry, "shal-
low military pits" are employed when
there is time to SOW the ground with
them. They are V-shaped pits about
eighteen inches deep, each protected
by a pointed stake driven into the bot
tom.
When finished the pits are lightly
covered with grass or turf, ruse en-
ployed by Robert Bruce at Bannock-
burn.
An excellent obstacle in street fight
ing is chevaux- e-frise. It consists Of
hollow iron piping pierced with holes
so that sharp pointed bars can be
passed through crossways the obstacle
thus standing upright on its feet
Chevaux- de- -frise is made in sections
which, if necessary, are chained to-
gether, the whole being firmly anchor
ed to the walls or pavement Of the
street. OF course, paving stones, beds
and furniture are used to block streets,
but these are barricades, not strictly
speaking, military obstacles. ."-Ev-
ening Telegram.
Yorkville enquirer. [volume] (Yorkville, S.C.) 1855-2006, 1914-10-09
Health and Happiness

may be had by keeping the blood
pure, and allowing it to perform its
life-giving work to the fullest extent.
Indigestion, nervous dyspepsia, rheu-
matism and other sources Of misery
that follow from poisoned and i'm
poverished blood quickly vanish with
the use Of
MRS. JOE PERSONS REMEDY
A scientifically compounded vege-
table remedy which has been used
successfully for over forty years. Its
action is to remove all blood impuri-
ties, energiZe and regulate all func-
tions of the digestive system and feed
the nerve centers. You don't need to
suffer i'll health any longer. If your
druggist hasn't Mrs. Joe Persons
Remedy, we will supply you direct.
The price of large bottle Is $1.00.
Send the amount and your dealers
name to
REMEDY SALES CORPORATION
Charlotte, n. G..
Yorkville enquirer. [volume] (Yorkville, S.C.) 1855-2006, 1914-10-09
JAMES BROS.
YORKVILLE. S. G.
Farmers, Cheer Up

TO the Farmers of York County:
THE YORKVILLE BARGAIN
HOUSE will buy your Cotton at 10
CTS. y POUND--One Bale from each
farmer-and pay you for same in
Merchandise that you want and need.
You can trade out the proceeds of a
Bale at one time, or part Of it and
for the balance we will give you a
CREDIT BOOK, good for the balance
Of the Bale you deliver to us.
This is fair proposition and one
every Farmer who needs Dry Goods,
Shoes. Clothing, Hats, etc, can well
afford to take advantage of. COME
QUICk-First Come, First Served.
YOrkville Bargain House
YORKVILLE, S. c.
Yorkville enquirer. [volume] (Yorkville, S.C.) 1855-2006, 1914-10-09

The Book Said So.-"The people oi
London are noted for their stupidity,
wrote a schoolboy.
Where did you get that idea?' ask
ed the teacher.
Please. miss" was the reply, III
says in the textbook, the population
of London is very dense '"-Londor
Evening Standard.
Yorkville enquirer. [volume] (Yorkville, S.C.) 1855-2006, 1914-10-09
Regarding the
Monument

The Monument is the sole product
of man which is expected to exist
without change or repair, for all
time-beyond the memory that we
cherish in our hearts, which is only
as long as the span Of life. 1t may
help to form a record. but it is erect
ed as q tribute Of love to those who
have passed ito that bourne from
whence no traveller ever returns" AS
such, let it be thing Of beauty, not
dark and somber. but bright and
cheerful; not typifying earthly sor-
row, but symboliZing undying love
And as architecture is brought to us
from the past by the tombs OF the
ancients. so let us pass on to those
i'm our steps, some worthy expression
of our conception Of beauty.
PALMETTO MONUMENT co.
JOS. G. SASSI, Prop.
Phone 211 YOrkville. S. C.
Yorkville enquirer. [volume] (Yorkville, S.C.) 1855-2006, 1914-10-09

~ The Unbelever (after the spirit
ualist seance): Surely you don't be-
lieve that the spirit of your dead hus-
band upset all that furniture.
The widow: We'll, l don't know
George was dreadfully clumsy"