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Arizona republican., 1914-04-05
New Today
Alaa@st Withia a Stone s Throw of the Dorris.Meynaan
 Budllding

IN THE BUSINESS DISTRICT OF PHOENIX, WE OFFER TODAY A VERY ATTRACTIVE BARGAIN, CONSISTING OF A CORNER PROP ERTY OF 110x150 FIT, IMPROVED WITH 2 STORY 10 ROOM MODERN BRICK HOUSE, WITH LARGE GEL LAR. TOILET AND BATH ON BOTH FLOORS LARGE PALM TREES FURNISHING GRAND OLD SHADE. AND THE ENVIRONMENT IS MOST IDEAL. THE OWNER REC ENTLY REFUSED AN OFFER OF s1O0 PER MONTH RENTAL ON A PROPERTY. THIS WOULD MAKE AN ELEGANT.
Arizona republican., 1914-04-05

CLOSE IN BUSINESS PROPERTY
 Want some close in business property for spot cash. if a real bargain. Do not waste time answering this adv un- less you need the money and will sac. rifice Two days to wait. Address Box 3594 Republican. if
Arizona republican., 1914-04-05
Dwight B. Heard
All that's best in Real Estate"
 Central and Adams.

TWENTY ACRES in the rich Scottsdale district: all in good stand of alfalfa. We are only ask ing s135 per acre for it, while sur rounding land is priced all the way from s175 to $500 per acre This won't last long, so better see 1t now Terms.
Arizona republican., 1914-04-05
For Sale Houses


 FOR SALE-Watcht Phoenix Grow
 4-room new brick, built-in effects, near Capitol, $1.S00 $100 cash balance $2O; 6-room new house., lot 50x2O0 it, fruit fine. s3.OOO. $500 cash. balance $35 per month; Groom house. arrange for ? families, close in, coming business property. s45O0, $500 cash. balance like, this really is a bargain. Open Sunday
 M. H. Shelton, 215 w Washington If
 NEW BRICK BUNGALOW. s400o; Built, occupied and for sale by owner
 White enamel finish. maple floors. large fireplace, four large closets and linen closet buffet. porcelain laundry trays and sink, extra good bath room, large gas range, gas water heater. electricity and fixtures; $40 square feet screen porch. all easement windows, outside doors are all double, French windows; garage with extra room; lot 70x165: close to Center and McDowell Terms. Phone 2605. It
Arizona republican., 1914-04-05

271s acres, close in, on Christy Road; house. barn, fruit etc: an ex- cellent buy at $500 per acre--but we are asking s25O. Seeing is believing. Let us show you.
 Arizona Inv. and Land Co.
 129-131 North First ave. If
Arizona republican., 1914-04-05
For Sale-Real Estate

$2250 FOR X NEW RESIDENCE, 5- room brick, modern, great special forced sale; grab this; don't pay rent now. w. M. F'ickas, r North 1 Ave.
 hh
Arizona republican., 1914-04-05

LAND-50 cents per acre, ready for
 the blow, in the fertile San Pedro Val
 ley and in the proven artesian belt, where we get flowing water at 7S to 500 feet. and raise bumper crops with the rainfall. KIMBALL REALTY CO, Benson, AriZ.
Arizona republican., 1914-04-05
For Sale Houses


FOR SALE-One siX-roOm brick,
 with furniture: east of town, close to car line; price s2,500. $500 down, bal
 ance terms. See Boon about it. 15 East Adams. If
Arizona republican., 1914-04-05

A MODERN Groom brick house on one of the avenues north; garage, lot 75x150; worth s40O0; party will sacrifice for s3150. A fine chance for horheseeker or investor. Come quick, if you want this bargain. U. B. Heyne Realty Co.,, IS West Adams. If
Arizona republican., 1914-04-05

FOR SALE-Haying and farming implements. two mowers. two buck rakes. one sulky rake, double disc plow walking blow, seeder. fresno .scraper. leveler, and good wagon with hay rack. All in good condition and cheap for cash Box 5l3. Mesa. Arz., or tele- phone. Sub. 215 m
Arizona republican., 1914-04-05

THREE LOTS IN PRESCOTT, Ariz., all level, newly fenced. Address Joe Burton, Maxton, Ariz. m
Arizona republican., 1914-04-05

FOR SALE-Beautiful Groom
 modern brick. pebble dash house. in Evergreen, Phoenix most desirable residence dis trict for $4,200; this requires s3.000 cash, one look at the house will divulge its superior value over many others. Ask Dibhle. Sid Henry's office. 15 N. 1st Ave,
Arizona republican., 1914-04-05

s3000.00 New Modern A DANDY For s2500.00 Owner Needs Money ROOM Reinforce Concrete Front Porch. Hard Wood Floors BUILT-IN Fire Place. Book Case. Writing Desk. Hard Robe Medicine Case, Laundry Tubs, Kitchen Cabinet, China Closet.
 Nothing Like it in our Vicinity
 S400 Cash, $2000 Per Month
 Ask for GATES" Phone 1893 with J. S Griffin. West Adams.
Arizona republican., 1914-04-05

FOR SALE-Six- room brick and two dozen rooms and large attic, in La Belle place. on carline: lot 75x165
 large barn fnes lawn: at cost. $425O. 5000 down. bal. terms. One 6-room brick, with furniture: east of town. close to carline: price. s25O0 $500 down, balance terms. See Boon about Ii. 15 East Adams. If
Arizona republican., 1914-04-05

FOR $500 DOWN, and s45 monthly, will sell my well-located, close-in residence; six large rooms; cool and comfortable Also new furniture bar
 gain. 61O North Sixth Avenue. If
Arizona republican., 1914-04-05

FOR SALE-Owner forced to sell at once: S2250 will buy this beautiful new brick stippe finish; worth s3,000.00, big lot, cement walk. cement approach. terms too. l also have a splendid snap in a modern Groom brick, full front porch house, for $2.30O. right near Capitol building. See me at once about this. Wm. M. F'ickas, r North 1 Ave.
 bb
Arizona republican., 1914-04-05
RING 414 for reliable messenger

RING 414 for reliable messenger service. t.
 $2.3O0 WILL THIS WEEK take a special snap; the best bargain 1 have had this winter, Groom modern, new brick, near Capitol w. M. F'ickas, 17 North Ave. bb offer in cash or trade for Groom mod ern house on E. Portland 5000, small cash payment will handle. H. c. Groom. Noll Bldg. u
Arizona republican., 1914-04-05

car. built for my own house. rooms,
 bath 1 screen porch; leaving city. will
 ilsell at sacrifice. No agents. Address Box 5099. If
Arizona republican., 1914-04-05

WANT TO BUY-Five acres, or g.
 room house, within two or three miles of Washington Street. Address Box 3567 Republican. If
Arizona republican., 1914-04-05
Auctions

AUCTION SALE-Friday April 10. 742 E. Pierce St, commencing at 200 D. m. l will sell at auction, Groom house. strictly modern, 3 adjoining va cant lots to the highest bidder; terms s500.00 down, balance to suit purchaser c. o. McMurtry. Auctioneer If AUCTION SALE-Monday, April 6, at 1214 E. Mckinley St, commencing at D. m, will sell a strictly modern Groom cement block house to the highest bidder. Terms $500 cash, bal ance to suit purchaser. Henry Ham, mels, Owner; c. O. McMurtry, Auc- tioneer; c. A. Whitfield. Clerk. If
 SALE ON
 HOUSE AND LOT
 7O3 N. SIXTH ST.
 INDEFINITELY POSTPONED
 c. o. McMURTRY
 AUCTIONEER
 II N First Ave. If PUBLIC SALE-Thursday April g. miles west of Phoenix on the Yuma Road and mile and one-half south or one and one-half mile south of the Fowler school house, commencing al 10:30 sharp. will sell on my ranch on the above date: 75 head of cows, mostly Holsteins, young and good milkers; pair work mules, 1 pair work horses; 20 head Of hogs, weight so pounds each, 1 boar: 1 large water tank, milk tank, blow, harrow. Free lunch at noon. Terms: Made known on day of sale. Remember the date and place J. E. McBribe, owner; c. O. McMurtry Auctioneer; C. A. Whitfield, Clerk. F N. First Ave. Phone 661
Arizona republican., 1914-04-05
For Sale-Houses

For Sale-Houses ~~~>~~~~~~~~~--~~~~~ ~~~~~~~1'~"'~~~@~~~ FOR SALE-Good 4-roOm house, shade and water, South 9th Ave, 5000, easy terms. or will take team of horses J. T. Bowles. Phone S311. n $4OOO ONE OF THE PRETTIEsT And MOST COMPLETE California Cement Bungalows Ever Built in Phoenix LARGE Corner Lot LOCATION-Nort Part PRICE Has Been Cut From s45OO SEE Grndstaff with J. S Griffin (Alone) West Adams. Tel 1893. III SMALL HOME 5000. Located 1 block from Car Line, just north of oakland and near new Christy Park 4 rooms with screen porches, well of | good water, small barn, cleo tric lights Lot 51x151. For sale on easy terms, price only l s1,00O. l DWIGHT B. HEARD Real Estate. Loans and Insurance | Central and Adams n HOME OR SPECULATION. 5000 4 Is
 LARGE LOT And Modern Brick :; lLOCATION-Northeast Part. RENTING For $55 l%
 EASY TO BUY SEE Grindstaff with j. $. Griffin (Alone)
 i West Adams. Tel 1893 ril
 WHY DON'T YOU BUY A
 HOME? WHEN YOU CAN
 GET IT FOR 50 PER CENT
 OF ITS ACTUAL VALUE,
 NOW IS THE TIME. COME
 SEE US, LET US SHOW YOU
 SOME OF OUR BARGAINS
 JUST A LITTLE MONEY
 HANDLES ANY OF OUR
 SPECIAL BARGAINS
 UNION REALTY MINING CD II E. Adams. C. w. HART.
 MAN MANAGER. if
Arizona republican., 1914-04-05

FOR SALE-A white and brindle bull terrier pup. 1153 E. Fillmore. III
Arizona republican., 1914-04-05

TWO BARGAINS IN RESIDENCES
 We have two dandy brick residences modem in every respect-three blocks of car line-which the owners wish to dispose of at once. Prices are $500 and s250O; and can be delivered
 with $10O cash each, balance monthly. For terms see KELLOGG with Ari- zona Irrigated Land Co.,. 39 West Adams. If
Arizona republican., 1914-04-05
For Sale-Houses

BOOMING HOUSE for sale, good location. 5O9 East Adams bs
Arizona republican., 1914-04-05

HOW'S THIS FOR AN Evergreen bargain 95 it. front lot, on car. close in. 6-room modern brick, furnished, rent ing $50 month. cost of home s3,225, cost
 lot s1,5Oo. furniture given; will take S4, 500 for these terms. Best bargain in Phoenix, but must sell this month. Box 3673 Republican. If
Arizona republican., 1914-04-05

JUST WHAT YOU WANT
 You need to look no further. Here is five acres highly improved about one mile west of the Fairgrounds on the Christy Road, which can be purchased, and is ready to move right on. For EZ terms see KELLOGG with Arizona IT, rigated Land Co. If
Vernon County censor. [volume] (Viroqua, Wis.) 1865-1955, 1914-02-04
OhoMARSHAL
tbzcTlARY RAYMOND SHIPFlAN ANDREWS -
ILLUSTRATIONS 21~ LLLSWORTH YOUNG

Louis and the sham marquis to drop
their liveries and travel as the sons
OF the English woman for whom their
passport was made out. The clothes
which Beaupre was to wear had be-
longed TO the young man dead at Forli
Louis Bonaparte's brother-and as
he presented himself dressed in them,
he saw the painful flush which crept
upon the princes face
Your highness. / am sorry" he
stammered. 1T is grief TO me-" And
then he threw himself impulsively on
his knees by the side of Louis chair
My prince, wear them with rever-
ence," he said. and then, hesitating, he
added: Perhaps / would seem less
unworthy If your highness knew that.
mere secretary as ! am. am yet more
am noble. it is not simple Francois
Beaupre whom you honor, but a man
created chevalier by the sword of the
emperor"
The dull eyes of the prince shot a
glance between dropping lids. What
is IT you mean, monsieur" he de-
manded. But at the moment the queen
entered the room. and the lads sprang
Vernon County censor. [volume] (Viroqua, Wis.) 1865-1955, 1914-02-04
SYNOPSIS.

Francois Beaupre. n peasant babe Of
three years, after an amusing incident IN
which Marshal Ney figures. Is made a
ChevalreE Of France by the Emperor Ma
pOleon, IN the home Of the lads parents
In the village OF Nicques. France, where
the emperor had briefly stopped 70 hold a
council OF war. Napoleon pFophesied that
the boy might one day be a marshal or
France under another Bonaparte. At the
age Of ten Francois meets stranger who
- aStOnished when the boy tells him OF
his ambition. Francois visits General
Baron Gaspard GourRaud who with
Alike, his seven-year-old daughter. lives
at the Chateau. A soldier Of the Empire
under Napoleon he fires the boys imag-
ination with stories Of his campaigns
The general offers Francois a home at
the Chateau. The boy refuse to leave his
parents. bit IN the end becomes a copy
ist for the general and learns ~ the
friendship between the general and Mar
quis Zappi who campaigned with the gem
erdl under Napoleon. Marquis Zappi ana
his son. Pietro arrive at the Chateau.
quis's son while the former goes 10
America. The Marquis before leaving for
America asks Francois to be a friend
of his son. The boy soiemnly promises.
Francois goes TO the Chateau to live
Marquis Zappi dies leaving Pietro as
ward Of the general Alike, Pietro and
Francois meet a strange boy who proves
10 be Prince Louis Napoleon. Francois
saves his life. The general discovers
Francois loves Alike. and extracts a
promise from him that he win not inter
fere between the girl and pietro. Fran
co.'s goes TO Italy as secretary 10 Pietro,
Vernon County censor. [volume] (Viroqua, Wis.) 1865-1955, 1914-02-04
VALUE OF PROPER SPELLING
Attribute Highly Valued in CONNER
cial Life, and Is Sense to
Sc Developed.

Good spelling and intelligent pune
tuation are the accomplishments that
keep many gray-haired women draw
ing good salaries as stenographers in
downtown Offices. The manager of a
typewriting flee from which are sent
hundreds of stenographers makes no
secret of the fact that good spoilers
are scarce.
We had a customer come In the
other day. said the manager. ''whs
had evidently had a run OF hard luck
in the spelling line. He wanted a
woman who could spell. No matter
If she's cross-eyed and has bunch
on her back he said, If she can spell
and write an intelligent letter While
this was rather extreme case 1t
shows that employers are beginning
to grow impatient over the careless
spelling Of today"
Another office sending out many ste
nographers has a series of test leaers
prepared especially with spelling
catches for the unwary. Common
words. famous as pitfalls for careless
spoilers. are strewn throughout these
specimen letters. Fully hslf the ap-
plieants put an extra e in separate;
in many cases the before the last
syllable in noticeable is missing. while
the correct placing or tbs is IN the
Vernon County censor. [volume] (Viroqua, Wis.) 1865-1955, 1914-02-04

word parallel redcees many Of the
applicants to state OF discourage
ment
Good spelling is a pretty sure sign
of mental alertness," said business
man with several offices and many
stenographers. L find that if one of
our stenographers is naturally good
speller sb is interested in the cor
rect spelling and use of new words
that come to her attention in reading
or in dietation. Now as matter OF
fact it is no small job to keep up with
the spelling of the hundreds of new
words.
Our oldest stenographer and our
best speller keeps on her desk lit
tie book not more than an inch thick.
but it has more first aids TO poor spell
ers than anything I've ever seen. She
doesn't use it much. but everybody
else does. Chicago Record-Herald.
Vernon County censor. [volume] (Viroqua, Wis.) 1865-1955, 1914-02-04

threw himself on the horse. A sol
der caught at the bride. The naked
sword twinkled and the man was I'M
der Bleu-bleu's feet. For a second
there was a vortex of men and a fran
tic horse. and riding the storm a buoy
ant figure of fury, flashing blade,
with infinite swiftness, this way and
that. Then horse and lad shot out
from the living canvas. streaked the
background Of trees a second and we've
gone. and the Austrian troopers scram.
bled into their saddles to follow.
Through sun-spotted, breeze-tossed
woods tore the chase; across a road
and over low fence, and stu Fran
co.'s led. but the heavy horses gained.
1t was a hopeless hunt, for the land
lords mount was no match for the
big cavalry horses, yet the riders
light weight and clever horsemanship
counted, and it was fully four miles
from the inn when Bleu-bleu stumbled
and fell at a ditch. and Francois
pitched over his head. His lead was
short by now, and they were on him
in a moment, in mass; he was seized
by dozen burly Austrians.
The leader took sharp look at him
as he stood painting, sta ing dehantly.
What is this?" the Austrian de-
manded sternly. and wheeled to a
trooper in a bunch. Friedrich, thou
knowest the cub of the Bonapartes. Is
this lad he?"
And Friedrich lunged forward, gasp
ing. for he had run his horse hard. and
shook his head. mo, my captain. l
have never seen this one"
The boy looked from one to anoth-
er of the threatening group. smiling,
composed in spite of his quick breath
ing. The captain took step close to
him and shook his fist in his face.
you have fooled us. you young
game-cock. have you? But wait. Do
you know what we will do to you, you
bantam of a Frenchman? Do you know
how we will treat you for this. we Aus
trians?"
Color deepened in his cheeks, and
Francois drew up his figure magnih-
Gently.
you may do what you like, Mes
sieurs." he said gaily. TT is for you;
my part is done. The prince is safe. "
Vernon County censor. [volume] (Viroqua, Wis.) 1865-1955, 1914-02-04
renements Improved.

Into the homes of the people light
and air have penetrated, and they have
acquired legal claims The first census
taken under the new tenement house
law found 361 900 dark and airless.
rooms in houses UNFIT to live in, half
of them without any windows at all.
There are still more than 10000 win
dowless rooms left in Greater New
York; but they are going. When the
last of them is gone we shall be able
to fight tuberculosis. and win. The
dark halls have been lighted. Life in
the tenements has been made measur-
ably endurable and SAFE Not in the
ten years since the new law was
passed has a human life been lost by
fire in any of the hundred and odd
thousand houses for lack of means of
escape or other faults in construction.
In the ten years preceding 1894. 256
persons perished in tenement house
fires, not counting the fremen who
died in efforts to save them.-Jacob
A. Riis, in Century Magazine.
Vernon County censor. [volume] (Viroqua, Wis.) 1865-1955, 1914-02-04

and now feel fine. am regular. nv
stomach is better and my pains have all
left me. You can use my name if you
like. | am proud of what your rene
dies have done for me. - Mrs. MARY
GAUTHIER, Fl Ridge ST., Montpelier, VT
An Honest Dependable Medicine
1t must be admitted by every fair
minded, intelligent person, that medi-
cine could not live and grow in popularity
for n'arly forty years, and to-day hold
a record for thousands upon thousands
of actual cures, as has Lydia E. Pink
hams Vegetable Compound, without
possessing great virtue and actual
worth. Such medicines must be looked
upon and termed both standard and
dependable by every thinking person
If you have the slightest doubt
that Lydia E. Pinkham's Vegeta-
BILE Compound will helpyou,write
to Lydia E.Pinkhaun Medicine Co.
(confidentiaD Lynn, Mass, for adj
vice. Your letter will be opened.
read and answered bya woman,
and held in strict confidence.
Vernon County censor. [volume] (Viroqua, Wis.) 1865-1955, 1914-02-04

Of that brotherhood scattered over Eu.
rope-the friends OF Hortense: il was
an officer who had protected her years
before az Dion.
So for week they lived side by
side with their enemies and only
few feet lay between the Prince and
capture. for his room was next that
Of the Austrian general, with but
double door between, 1t was life
of momentary anxiety. for the Queen
feared each time the invalid spoke
that they might recognize a mans
voice; when he coushed she turned
white hut at the end Of the week
Louis was at last well enough to so.
He was to leave Anoona disguised as
one 81 his mothers lackeye. the young
Marquis Zappi was TO put on another
livery, and over the frontier they were
both 10 change and be the sons OF
Hortense travelling on the English
mans passport.
Vernon County censor. [volume] (Viroqua, Wis.) 1865-1955, 1914-02-04
HIS FIRST YEAR AT FARMING
IN SASKATCHEWAN
Win Premiums and Prizes In
Competition With the
World.

There are thousands OF young men
filling positions in stores and Offices
and in professional occupations
throughout the United States, who In
their earlier life, worked on the farm.
The allurements of city life were at
tractive, until they faced the stern
reality. These people would have
done better had they remained on the
farm. Many of them, convinced OF
this, are now getting back to the
land" and in the experience. no bet
ter place offers nor better opportunity
afforded, than that existing in Western
Canada. Many of them have taken
advantage of it. and there are to be
found today. hundreds Of such, farm
ing in the Provinces of Manitoba,
Saskatchewan and Alberta. The con-
ditions that surround farming opera
tons today are so much superior to
those in existence during their early
farming days, that there is an attrac-
ton about it. Improved machinery,
level and open plains, no rocks to
shun, no trees to cut down, but wide
stretches with mile-long burrows, ele-
vators to handle the grain, railways to
carry it to market, and bring almost
to their doors the things necessary to
operate. Splendid grazing areas, ex.
cellent opportunities for raising cattle.
These things are all so different from
what they once were that there is rea-
son to speak of the attractions. r. H.
Crossman of Kindersley. Saskatche'
wan, the man who won such splendit
prizes at the International Dry Farm.
ing Congress held at Tulsa, Oklahoma,
last fall. grew the prize grains during
his first year farming. Up to 1913 he
was an engineer and the only knowh
edge he had Of farming wa4 that OBJ
tanned when he was boy. That was
very useful; in fact it was valuable
to him. He had not forgotten It.
Thousands with as little experience as
he had can do well by taking up one
of the 160-acre grants offered by the
Canadian government. - Advertise
ment
Vernon County censor. [volume] (Viroqua, Wis.) 1865-1955, 1914-02-04
aRabblt prIvesa Advoeated.

The western farmer dislikes the
coyote, and a bounty is offered for
its pelt: the result is that the coyotes
have greatly diminished. But, says
the Portland oregonian, the killing OF
the coyotes has resulted in a great
increase of rabbits; many expert
meats have been made to diminish
their number by inoculating them with
disease, but without satisfactory re-
suits. Rabbit drives" are the only
sure remedy; 1000 jack rabbits were
killed in one county in Oregon IN
this way last winter.
Vernon County censor. [volume] (Viroqua, Wis.) 1865-1955, 1914-02-04
CHAPTER XIV.
After Five Years.


The window of the cell was small.
but it was low enough so that a man
standing could see from it the vast
sky and the sea-line six miles away.
and, by leaning close to the bars, the
hin that sloped down into wooded
country; beyond that the sand of the
shore. The ialler stood close by the
little window in the stormy sunset for
better light as he dropped the medi-
cine.
"One-two," he counted the drops
carefully up to nine, and then glanced
at the prisoner on his cot in the cor
ner, who tossed, and talked rapidly,
dislolntedly, ~ is iIfSa tz.1e that the
doctor saw him." the jailer spoke, half
aloud. IF the governor had been here
this would not have been allowed to
ron on. | am glad the governor Is
coming back"
With that the prisoner threw off the
cover from his shoulders and sat up
suddenly, with wild bright eyes star.
ing at the jailer.
"Pietro!" he called in establishment.
Why, my dear old Petrol" and flung
out his hands eagerly toward the man.
and would have sprung from the bed
to him.
But the jailer was at his side and
held him down, yet gently. BE quiet,
signor." he said respectfully 1T is
only old Battista; you will see If you
look. Only Battista, who has taken
care of you these five years"
The brilliant dark eyes stared at
him hungrily; then with a sigh the
light went out of them and the head
fell on the pillow.
"Ah. Battista." he said, my good
Battista." A smile full of a subtle
charm made the worn face bright. He
Vernon County censor. [volume] (Viroqua, Wis.) 1865-1955, 1914-02-04

regular and was
tired and sleepy all
the time, would have
cold chills, and my
hands and feet would
bloat- My stomach
bothered me, / had
pain in my side and
a bad headache most
Of the time. Lydia
E. Pinkham's Vege-
table Compound has
done me lots of good
Vernon County censor. [volume] (Viroqua, Wis.) 1865-1955, 1914-02-04
Regular Thina.

Going to swear off smoking this
year?"
Il suppose so. / always have"
Vernon County censor. [volume] (Viroqua, Wis.) 1865-1955, 1914-02-04
And vrru Ear

They tell me that woman is a COS
sip. Do you think she is reliable?"
Il know that whatever she says
goes"
Vernon County censor. [volume] (Viroqua, Wis.) 1865-1955, 1914-02-04

Constipation causes and aggravates many
serious diseases. 1t is thoroughly cured by
DR.. Pierce's Pleasant Pellets. The favorite
family laxative. Adv.