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The Wheeling intelligencer. [volume] (Wheeling, W. Va.) 1903-1961, 1914-09-04
AnnnroAH LOCATION IN
CornEHAoEN ADDS TO srArr

CoPFNHAGEN. VIA London SEPT g.
The American legation has been ohllred
tn lnrrfnar IfH staff owing Co the de-
mande made upon it hy anxious Aueri-
cans enc others drslroua OF learning
of stranded and destitute Americans
ontiuure there VIII not hc enough room
~ Nnn legation fu accom- f1 nfIafr an those
Walung Tor steamers. Among those who
have ohiafnrd passage on The steamer
treHrflrF VIII Tor View Nnrf. aalffnn
Ihurrdav. iH Archbishop Seton. Of Ior-
seq city
The Wheeling intelligencer. [volume] (Wheeling, W. Va.) 1903-1961, 1914-09-04
CITY TITLE
itoeshons ara Iaiand Athistio ea,n
Aeeneu Team WI CIaah assur-
Gay An Second Game % asriss'

Esme for the championship OF th.
W. - WheeunE fn hnrehh... viii f~
-Nnn ond Island Athletic club frrrr@ ~
~ 8ltE. Fhc garne viii Be PLAYED rr
me Island baseball rarE ara rr.,ts
less lnrrc crowd Will h. III sff-t
30. Lnls D. ne SECOND same "a ne
.... ..-nln ecliea and local FANS 49,
VII play two c1ncs T.ah0r n..-
WIN the Patterson ard Elm Cove 49,
~ we NnnniN and West Wirrfnfn 49,
Illt cnanll ouahin. and will rinv ~.
-It seme for The NalleY rhaririar, 80,
5Ss,tse ehairo Athletics. SUNDAY
The Wheeling intelligencer. [volume] (Wheeling, W. Va.) 1903-1961, 1914-09-04
PITTSBURG GIANTS
VIII Pc the Attraction - BeIairs Base
ball Pa-t 3-ndav ana Nonday-
Labor Day Double Bill.

The eyes ~ the fans will be looking
towards Pellaire SUNDAY and Monday
when Halls Pittsburgh Giants viii open
series OF gau1cs with the Bcllairc
Athletics This viii make the second
visit ~ the Giants 20 Bellaire. and were
defeated IN the FIRST battle The games
will be PLAYED on the sixteenth street
grounds and large crowds are expected
10 attend.
The Wheeling intelligencer. [volume] (Wheeling, W. Va.) 1903-1961, 1914-09-04

rhis plant belongs 20 the beronia
an And you are taking care 81 10
NhlIe they are away - foaton iran
script
The Wheeling intelligencer. [volume] (Wheeling, W. Va.) 1903-1961, 1914-09-04
M. E. CONFERENCE .
WE'LL ATTENDED
ADDRESSES DELIVERED BY MIN.
lSTERs PROVED INTERESTING
TO ALL.
Rev. J. G. Sehaal. Of New Knoxville,
Ohio, Celebrated Fftieth Year
In Ministry.

The ffty-hrst annual conference OF
the German Methodist Eplscopai
church opened ia earnest with yester.
day mornings session. which was
held In the German VI. y church on
Chapline street The session was
opened with a holy communion serv.
ice conducted by Rev. p. W. Miller.
superintendent Of the northern Ohio
district. assisted by the superintend.
ents Of other districts In the confer.
ence. Bishop Earl Cranston. Of Wash.
ington. y. G., presided NJ the meeting
and introduced the delegates from tho
different districts. who delivered mes
sages Of greeting from their respec.
tive home districts The conference
az organized az the morning session
is composed Of the following oTicers.
Rev. william Schruff. secretary. Rev
John Etgchou. treasurer. and Henry
Borseman, secretary % statistics.
Following the business session and
the election of officers for the confer.
ence. memorial services we're held in
honor of the departed members. Rev
John Horst spoke in memory OF Prof
Julian Berr Rev j e.. GerIach spoke
ln memory of Sister Wilhelmina
Georg and Rev. William Brueck ana
Rev. ~ Pullman spoke I'm memory Of
Sister Christina Bodmer
Tho special music On connection
with the meeting was furnished by
The Michigan district quartet and the
northern Ohio district quartet which
made great Impression on those
present
The Wheeling intelligencer. [volume] (Wheeling, W. Va.) 1903-1961, 1914-09-04
Afternoon Session

The afternoon session convened ~
Two O'Clock with tho Preacher Aid
society holding n conference. 10 which
several matters pertaining % tho
general welfare ~ Tho society we're
discussed on the part % those I'm at
tendance and az three O'Clock the an.
nual service Of tho Womau'a Foreign
Miesionary society was held. win
Rev g q Fritsche IN charge Many
topics n interest relating % tho mfs.
Tionary work was well brought out
IN The addreHse4 ~ all who parfict
nated IN The discussion relating 20
FOREIGN missionary work The nrfn-
cipal address however was delivered
by Mrs 4 = Clarke. president ~ mo
Cincinnati branch Of The Womeu'a
The Wheeling intelligencer. [volume] (Wheeling, W. Va.) 1903-1961, 1914-09-04

West Virginia and Kentucky:
sig SANDY River .......... $4,000
Surveys ordered IN the Pending River
ana Harbor Bill-With a view 20 devils
Ing plans for flood protection. Cbc,t
Tygarts and West Fork rivers. and I[s-
nawha river and tributaries
The Calumet news. [volume] (Calumet, Mich.) 1907-1938, 1914-06-25
!, :. :. -, =. :. -. :. :. :. :. :. :. /.
LAURIUM BREViTIES.


Frank Lukey of Houghton, who has
just returned from visit to Virginia,
Mimi, spent yesterday in Laurium,
The Dunlop Bakery OF Laurium will
he re-opened for business Saturday,
after having been closed since the re-
cent fire.
Mrs. w. \. Bateman has departed
for Butte and Helena. Mont, where
she will visit with her brothers, Isaac
and William Ezlmg.
Miss Marjorie Campbell has arrived
home from the Marquette Normal
school.
James ]. Shea has returned from
Milwaukee, where he has been at
tending the Marquette University.
Miss Pearl Grunwald is home from
Buffalo. where she was graduated this
spring from the Western New York
Normal college.
Miss Elsie Anderson of Michigamme
is spending a short time with local
friends.
T.. 4. Simonson of Cincinnati, has
arrived i'm Calumet to visit.
The Calumet news. [volume] (Calumet, Mich.) 1907-1938, 1914-06-25
COL. ROOSEVELT
ARRIVES IN US,
defends George Perkins and
Scores Colombian Treaty

~, YORK. June 25.-Theodore
''oSeNell' who returned To America m
y" 'he lmperator last night. ylporousl,.
'elehded George w. Perkins. chairman
ot the progressive national ovoo,,,i,..
'o"ihi'ttee whose resignation as
chairman was demanded recentIv nv
amos Pinchot, who declared that Mr.
Ierkins afIiliatlon with certain big
business interests made him unfit IN
hold his position.
Nhen they read Perkins out" said
Ooiohel Roosevelt they will have TO
read me out, too"
The colonel reiterated that no wo,,Id
not be candidate for the governor
snip OF New York this fall.
IN discussing his health, the colonel
SAID that when he boarded the Inner
ator he had a slight touch of fever
But I'm all right now" he continued.
Mr. Perkins" declared the colonel
IN his reference to the national execu-
i've chairman, has been on the whole
the most useful member of the pro-
gresslve party No man has served
with greater zeal and disnterested-
ness. He has striven in absolutely
good faith for the principles of the
party, both as regards corporations
and business generally, and as regards
the group Of questions dealing with
the welfare of the wage workers and
his economic and social advance.
AS for reading him out OF the party
when that is done they will have to
read me out. too"
Colombian Payment, "BIackmail."
In lengthy statement Colonel
Roosevelt declared that the payment of
$25,O000O0 to Colombia for having Sc
cured the right to build the Panama
canal, as provided for in the pending
treaty, would be merely the payment
of belated blackmai.
II the proposed treaty is right he
said, the presence Of the United States
i'm Panama is wrong and Panama
should therefore be restored to Colom-
bia and the United States should
abandon the zone.
The Calumet news. [volume] (Calumet, Mich.) 1907-1938, 1914-06-25

Belfast, Ireland, has a municipal
abattoir.
The Calumet news. [volume] (Calumet, Mich.) 1907-1938, 1914-06-25
SPLENDID PROGRAM TO Be
GIVEN SUNDAY EVENING
CHOIR OF THE LAURlUM METHO-
DIST EPISCOPAL CHURCH
IN CHARGE.

The choir of the Laurium Methodist
Episcopal church will bc in charge of
the regular service at this church sun
day evening, rendering "A program Of
songs and musical numbers that
should be of decided interest. The
service viii commence at G:3O o'clock.
The following numbers will be rem
dered:
Part -
Organ Poluntary, Grand Chorus in
ID Major-R. Evans.
Chorus, Great God Of Love'-Choir.
Recitative, Ye People; Air, III With
All Your Heart"-Sidney Johns.
Double Duet, Smiling Liberty
Misses Harris, Jones, Richards and
Treveana.
Solo, "The Lord Is My Light'-Miss
T.. Trafalet.
Male Quartette, FISHERS Of Men
Messrs j. Johns, Caldwell, Bryan and
Friggcns.
Solo. selectcd-John Bryant.
Organ solo (a) Prelude and Fugue
in c. Minor; 90. THE Rosary."-R
Evans.
Part IL
Chorus, Gloria (Twelfth Mass)-
Choir.
Solo, Land OF My Dreams.
Johns.
Male Quartette, Jesus, Lover Of My
Soul.'-Messrs. Johns, Hagen, Cad
well, Harper
Cornet Solo, The Lost Chord
Sidney Johns.
Solo, abide With Me."-Mr. Frig-
gems.
Male Selected.
The Calumet news. [volume] (Calumet, Mich.) 1907-1938, 1914-06-25
Laurium Department
TWO PRETTY WEDDINGS IN
LAURIUM LAST EVENING
CEREMONIES UNITE PROMINENT
COPPER COUNTRY YOUNG
PEOPLE IN MARRIAGE.


The home of Mrs. Erick Newman,
LAG lroquois street, Laurium, was the
scene of "A very pretty marriage last
evening, when her youngest daughter,
Miss Anna a. Newman became the
bride of John Yelland, oldest son of
Mr.. and Mrs. James IL. Yelland of Ne
paunee. Rev. w. II. Collycott, pastor
OF the Tamarack -Osceola NJ. e..
churches ofliciated. The ceremony was
witnessed by a large number of the
friends and relatives of the bride and
groom.
The Newman home was very prett-
ly decorated for the occasion, a green
and white color scheme having been
carried out effectively. The ceremony
was solemnized between a bower of
white and green, from which was sus-
pended very beautiful bell of white
flowers.
The bride was becomingly gowned in
white silk voille, trimmed with shadow
lace and wore bridal veil of white
crepe. She also carried a large bou-
quet of white bridal roses. The maid
Of honor, Miss Philippa Yelland, sister
of the groom, wore white crepe and
carried pink roses, Albert Newman, a
brother of the bride was best man.
Following the ceremony wedding din
ner was served.
Among the out of town guests were
Mr.. and Mrs. James II. Yelland of Ne
gaunee.
Both bride and groom are well
known in Calumet The bride was for
merly an operator at the Calumet tel
ephone exchange.
Mr.. ana Mrs. Yelland will make
their home at 1i6 Iroquois street and
viii be at home to their friends after
July 4th.
Sorsen- Torkkala NuptaIs.
The home of DR.. and Mrs. O. II.
Sorscn at Az Florida street was the
scene of very pretty marriage at 6
O'Clock last evening, when DR. Sorsens
sister, Miss Helen Sorsen, became the
bride Of Frank Torkkala OF Calumet.
The ceremony was a very quiet one
being witnessed by only few of the
immediate friends and relatives. Rev.
Y. Rautanen OBLIGATED.
The bride was attended by Miss
Nelma Hekka az maid Of honor and
Arthur Wakkuri attended the groom.
Both bride and groom are well
known in Calumet both having been
graduated from the Calumet high
school. Mrs. Torkkala also has been
prominent socially. The groom is as
socated with his father in business
here. MIR. ana Mrs. Torkkala will
make their home on Lake Linden
avenue.
The Calumet news. [volume] (Calumet, Mich.) 1907-1938, 1914-06-25
TAX ROLL ALMOST READY.

The tax roll of the village of Lauri-
um is being prepared and will be plac-
ed in the hands OF Treasurer John
Gillies about July /. MIR. Gillies will
be prepared to receive taxes at the Of
fee Of the village clerk i'm the old fire
han building after that date. The roll
will call for the collection of almost
$37, 200 this year
The Calumet news. [volume] (Calumet, Mich.) 1907-1938, 1914-06-25
SACRED HEART ALUMNI.

The alumni of the Sacred Heart high
school will tender their annual rccep-
ton in honor of the graduating class
90 1914 at the Electric park on Friday
evening. Excellent music has been
engaged for the occasion and it is ex-
pected the event will be a very enjoy
able one.
The Calumet news. [volume] (Calumet, Mich.) 1907-1938, 1914-06-25

We received a shipment of new sin.
certify clothes especially for the Fourth
Of July and summer wear. These suits
are in plain sreys, worsteds, neat fan
ey patterns and blue eerges.
The Calumet news. [volume] (Calumet, Mich.) 1907-1938, 1914-06-25
We OLD COUNTRY STORE.
Pythians and Pythian Sisters Working
Hard on Pro ect.

The Pythians and Pythian Sisters of
Laurium are working diligently with
the preparations for I'VE old Country
store" under the Pythian auspices,
which will be one of the big features
OF the midsummer carnival at the Lau-
riu mdriving park next week. Con-
siderable success has been received in
the preparation of the stock of the
store, much of it having been donated
by local merchants. Tags, bearing
novel inscriptions. are being circulated
To advertise the venture.
The Calumet news. [volume] (Calumet, Mich.) 1907-1938, 1914-06-25
GRAY GOES TO Sox.

Wilbur Gray of Calumet, who was
graduated last week from Notre Dame
and who is recognized as one of the
best baseball catchers in the college
world, will be given try-out next
week by the Chicago White Sox. Gray
has been playing semi-professional
ball with the Hastings, Mich. team and
received a wire from Charles Comis-
key. president of the White Sox this
week. asking him to report at once.
Ireland employs 721,690 males in as
riCulturc.
The Calumet news. [volume] (Calumet, Mich.) 1907-1938, 1914-06-25
PICNIC ON SATURDAY.

The annual picnic Of the Laurium
Methodist Sunday school will be held
Saturday at the I'reda park Of the
Copper Range road. Special trains
over the Copper Range will leave Cal
umet at $3.50 and Laurium At $40
O'Clock for the convenience of those
who desire to attend. The picnickers
will be accompanied by a band.
Bryan daily eagle and pilot. [volume] (Bryan, Tex.) 1909-1918, 1914-11-24

fBy Assoclatef Press)
San Francisco, Cal, Nov. 2i.-The
Bryan daily eagle and pilot. [volume] (Bryan, Tex.) 1909-1918, 1914-11-24
WOULD CUT GOVERN
MENT EXPENDITURES
Wilson to Give More Time TO Cues
tion and Budget System May
Be Adopted.
fRy Associated PressO

Washington, Nov. "a President
Wilson is giving careful consideration
to means for reduction of government
expenditures next year because Of the
European war, it was learned yester-
day. and is aiming toward a budget
system to coordinate expenditures
and income.
Mr.. Wilson plans TO give more at
tention to appropriations hereafter
than he was able to do last year. In
his writings before he became Presi-
dent he advocated a budget system,
including the presence in Congress
of the Secretary of the Treasury to
explain the administrations esu-
mates.
1t is expected the President will re-
fer to this question in his forthcom-
ing message to Congress.
The President has already discuss
Bryan daily eagle and pilot. [volume] (Bryan, Tex.) 1909-1918, 1914-11-24

steam schooner Hanalr. ashore on
Duxbury Reef, broke 90 two Before
dawn today. with ffty-eight persons.
passengers and crew, aboard She
went all 70 pieces. having been ashore
since noon yesterday in a fog which
prevented rescues. Her bow Sided
over the reef as she broke, drifting 20
within a hundred yards OF the shore.
Five men clnging to the bow there
upan swan safely ashore. 4 life line
had been shot over the schooner just
before she broke. but the line parted
before the breeches bouy could be
used. An hour more would have
saved every soul aboard Last night
the life savers mortar exploded when
double charge was used to fire 4
line. This morning a bigger mortar
arrived from San Francisco. Its first
five shots missed, one hitting the side
of the vessel The sixth shot carried
the line across.
Bryan daily eagle and pilot. [volume] (Bryan, Tex.) 1909-1918, 1914-11-24
ORDER
IN VERA CRUZ

(By Associated Press.)
Vera Cruz, Mexico, Nov, 24.-Car.
ranza's troops are maintaing perfect
order here.
Bryan daily eagle and pilot. [volume] (Bryan, Tex.) 1909-1918, 1914-11-24
TO STUDY AGRICULTURAL
CONDITIONS IN OTHER STATES
tBy Associated rress.)

Dallas, Tex, Nov. PA commits
Sion composed of representatives Of
Texas agricultural, horticultural and
dairy organizations was to leave Dali
las today on fifteen.day tour OF sew
eral Northern States to study agri-
cultural conditions and methods
which have, generally speaking,
placed several States ahead Of Texas
as a producer. The scheme is backed
by the Texas Farmers Congress, and
when the commission returns
pamphlet will be published and dis
tributed over the State giving full in
formation of the result OF the investi-
cation. The commission expects to
visit Ohio, Illinois, Indiana, Wiscon-
sin, Iowa, Missouri, Kansas and Ne
braska.
Bryan daily eagle and pilot. [volume] (Bryan, Tex.) 1909-1918, 1914-11-24
(By Associated PrsssO


London, Nov. 24.-The German and
Russian accounts disagree over the
reported Russian victory In Poland.
The Germans admit that only their
advance was stopped, while the Rus.
slams claim the Germans were cut to
pieces.
The mere fact that Hindenburg has
been stopped, however. Is Of the
greatest significance.
In Turkey Russia says her troops
which the Turks drove back, are
again advancing on Erzerum. already
routing one Turkish column.
A French official snnoUneemen ut
says there are no changes in the bat.
tie.
The indications are that the Ger.
mans are about ready for a cold
weather campaign in Belgium.
The British war loan Of nearly two
Bryan daily eagle and pilot. [volume] (Bryan, Tex.) 1909-1918, 1914-11-24

ed expenditures at several Cabinet
meetings and impressed on the secre-
taries the necessity for economy.
The activities OF the short session
really opened yesterday when the
House Appropriations Committee be-
gan hearings on the District of Co
lumbia appropriation bill.
Bryan daily eagle and pilot. [volume] (Bryan, Tex.) 1909-1918, 1914-11-24
RUSSIANS GAIN VICTORY OVER GERMANS
-FOUR HUNDRED THOUSAND.
. BROKEN AND SCAT TERED

Were Driven Back in Attack on Russian Center
Some Driven North and Some South With
Great Losses-The German Account Disa.
gree With the Russian Account, the Ger.
mans saying They Were Only Checked
Russia Claims Advances in Turkey-France
Says There Is no Change in the Battle There.
The Germans Are Ready for Winter Cam
paign-German Bomb Narrowly Missed
American Consulate in Warsaw-No Amer.
leans Hurt.
Bryan daily eagle and pilot. [volume] (Bryan, Tex.) 1909-1918, 1914-11-24
MISS BURCEME|STER
NOT INDICTED
5eSar County Grand Jury Made No
Finding in Case Of Killing of
Otto koehIer at San Antonio.
(Dy Associated Prsss.O

San Antonio. Tex, Nov. 24.-No in.
dictment was returned against Miss
Hedda Burgemeister, who is being
held in the county Jail for the killing
of Otto Koehler in this city on No
vember u, last, when the Bexar
County grand jury returned thirteen
true bills against as many persons
Monday, shortly before IL o'clock
But eight of the indictments were
made public, these being against
prisoners in the county Jail.
Bryan daily eagle and pilot. [volume] (Bryan, Tex.) 1909-1918, 1914-11-24
(By Associated press.)

Petrograd. Nov. 24.-The victory OF
the Russian center was against four
hundred thousand Germans who had
advanced on Warsaw between the
Vistula and Warthe rivers.
II is reported this German army
was broken into several parts and
some driven northwsrd and some
southwark, the Russians infieting
great losses.
Bryan daily eagle and pilot. [volume] (Bryan, Tex.) 1909-1918, 1914-11-24
Not Ready for Peace Move.
(By Associated Press.D

New York. Nov "a. . Henry Van
Dyke. American Minister to Belgium.
arriving here today for a rest, inti-
mated the time was not We. ripe for
peace, but said that when the mad
ness o.! this war was spent be hoped
the United States would play a great
part in restoring peace.
Bryan daily eagle and pilot. [volume] (Bryan, Tex.) 1909-1918, 1914-11-24
STEAMER WRECKED
At SAN FRANCISCO
Foundered on Rocks and Great oif.
feulty in EHeetins
Reseues.
CBy Associated Press)

San Francisco, Cal, Nov. 2i.-
Forty.three were saved and fifteen
known dead from the Hanalr wreck,
and four missing. The United States
revenue cutter saved thirteen. Others
struggled ashore on wreckage and life
lines.
Bryan daily eagle and pilot. [volume] (Bryan, Tex.) 1909-1918, 1914-11-24
German Bomb Narrowly Missed
American Consulate.

(By Associated Press)
Washington. Nov. PA German
airship bomb fell in front OF the
American consulate in Warsaw today,
breaking the windows and killing and
wounding several persons in the
street I'm front OF the consulate. No
Americans we're hurt
Bryan daily eagle and pilot. [volume] (Bryan, Tex.) 1909-1918, 1914-11-24

Suppose that at the same time tacO
neGg stores should start into business
in Bryan. One did continuous adver.
fSins for f1velve months; the other
did none. Suppose they were both
for Sale-ovhich lvould you buy? An
ad is an inexpensive salesman that
ooorkS for you day and night and does
not charge you overtime.
Bryan daily eagle and pilot. [volume] (Bryan, Tex.) 1909-1918, 1914-11-24

billions. the greatest in the history
Of the world, was completely taken
and the lists closed today.
Germans TO Use Armored Motor
Boats.
CBy Associated Press)
London. Nov 24.-lt is reported the
Germans are preparing many armored
motor boats for the Belgian inundated
canals.
The Waxahachie daily light. [volume] (Waxahachie, Tex.) 1894-current, 1914-10-24
Men Without a Country.

This is an Associated Press story
from bleeding Kansas, the land 4
the sunflower: An Irshman preci-
plated riot IN LeaVea worth BY an
nouncing that the kaiser, after be
ing told that it Was impossible to
get 10000 reseryists from the Unit
er States, requested ,00o IrishmeA
and 100 barrels of whisky.
An freshman is capable OF produc-
ing riot whenever the spirit moyetl
him with Or without Whiskey.
In this war of nations he is fight
ing under every flag and for cverg
country but his own.
In other wars Irish legions fought
under the flag OF France, the fla.
of Austria, the flag OF Spain. II
fact lrishmen saw service under all
the flags OF continental Europe.
Sons of Erin fought for the flag
of England in all its wars, but never
enrolled as an Irish legion. Now
an Irish legion is to be organize |
to fight for the allies in the war in
France
In bygone century England
granted home rule to Ireland. Eng
land was involved in continental
war.
Then the Irish fought for the flag
of England
The war over, the Irish lost home
rule 1t was wrested from them by
the lawmakers of England
Now they have been given home
rule again, the act to become eli
fective at the conclusion of the
present war.
Will the lawmakers of England
keep their pledge?
VIII the tsar and his grand dukes
keep the pledges they have made To
the Firms. the Poles and the Jews?
For ages and ages the Irish. the
Poles and the Jews have been men
without country
You find them the world over.
They have been builders in all
countries. champions OF civil and re-
The Waxahachie daily light. [volume] (Waxahachie, Tex.) 1894-current, 1914-10-24
MY AUTO IT'S OF THEE.

My auto, It's of thee, short cut to
poverty
or thee | chant
| blew q pile of dough on you two
years ago.
And now you quite refuse to 80,
Or won't or cant.
Though town and countryside, you
are my joy and PRIDE
A happy day,
love thy gaudy hue. thy nice white
tires so new,
But now you're down and out for
true,
In every way
TO thee. old rattle box. came many
bumps and knocks.
For thee ! grieye.
Badly thy top is torn, frayed are thy
seats and worn;
The Whooping cough affects thy
horn,
| do believe.
Thy perfume swells the breeze,
while
good folks choke and wheeze,
As they pass by,
| paid for thee price 'twould buy
a mansion twice,
Now everybody's yelling ice"
] wonder why?
Thy motor has the grippe. thy spark
plug has the pip,
And woe is thine.
|, too, have suffered chills, ague
and kindred ills,
Endeavorine to Fay my bills,
Since thou vert mine
Gone is my bankroll now No more
'twould choke the COW,
As once before,
Yet If | had the mon, so help me,
John amen,
I'd buy myself car again
And speed some more.
Commercial Appeal
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