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The Wheeling intelligencer. [volume] (Wheeling, W. Va.) 1903-1961, 1914-01-13

mer down In the Waldorf-Astoria and
he will glance over tae menu card
hlled with dishes fit for feast for
king and will order ham and eggs:
set preacher down AMI he viii order
chicken. A miser's idea is 10 get a
barrel OF money and then pray for a
famine.
General Complaint.
"a bird with bright plumage never
sees its black feet and "A bachelor
knows more about raising children
than the father of twenty-five. The
bull dog thinks the world is a trou.
blesome place, but the lamb thinks
differently. An old man kept a church
diary and one night made this entry:
We had. a great meeting Put one
dog out and three came to the altar
\ man once went TO Chicago TO see
the sights and spent three days in
that city. Upon his return in rpply
10 questions as to what he had seen.
replied that in all that city he could.
Mt ind n hitching post to tie his
horse to. A man who went TO see
Niagara Falls remarked that II all
that water was milk Just think how
much butter Il would churn. a fellow
attending the legislature with n little
100 much booze aboard complained
that he couldn't see the speaker his
partner replied, why. I see three.
Two fellows in the war were talking
and one said his wife and family were
dead and all his relatives. so he
Joined the army. The other said
wei, my wife's alive. so I went to
war 70 find peace
I'VE do things now because II IL
and has been the custom 10 do them.
Dogs turn around before they lie
down because dogs did that thing 900
years ago. Fill your mind with light
and you VIII be able TO see in the
dark. father who keeps his bow
away from school Is depriving him Of.
light. 4 home without the Bible isl
Ike one without doors or windows.
Bishop Ames was once attending a
conference when a man arose. de-
cried education and told OF how he
mad never attended school and Of the
many things he did not know DO +
understand the gentleman 70 he
proud Of HIS ignOrance?' asked the
bishop. You do replied the man.
Then. said the bishop, YOU have
much 10 be proud or
The world needs the best you can
give " and you can't give n unless
you give u Jesus Christ Between
the ages OF IS and p years n Young
man gets scars that will mark him
through life. At that age n young
man IN bad company VIII be an old
man In Moundsville Life to-day de-
pends on what YOU said no 10 yoster-
The Wheeling intelligencer. [volume] (Wheeling, W. Va.) 1903-1961, 1914-01-13

ences TO 20 for aid in locating slick
creditors. SHOULD any unredeerninf. fcs-
lures result from these histories ve
John Jones" on "A credit acroun, - a. "a
continued lie said that they Intended
TO keep record Of all births. MARRIAGES
IN the town by publishing n daily CONT
record taken from the daily press re-
ports. Mr.. ittchca concluded his talk
ness men.
The meeting was held under the aus
piffs OF the Wheeling Huslnces Meme
association and goodly number were
present owing 10 the train being late
"E itltches did not arrive in the cftv
until late but Immediately uuou his ar
iNHl was taken about the city fu an
automobile and expressed himself q be-
ins wei pleased with local coud itf1ra.
tic SAID that he had never corup.fef
with Mr. sunday before and was qufte
thankful that he was able 10 hear the
great evangelist
The Wheeling intelligencer. [volume] (Wheeling, W. Va.) 1903-1961, 1914-01-13
CHECK THE SYMPTOMS
or LUNG TROUBLE

one ~ the many reasons why Lang
Irnuhlo is Hp difficult 90 fight b. becauss
one diaoago 3D. often Of a very fafferfng
nature. The patient may look we'll Rms
Il. reality D. face losing strength nv COM
NIiei night awcHfr. fever ana cough
Iheee symptoms should BE- checked 80
quickly aH possible. Eckuan's Alfers-
N'r d. beneficial in checking fever arH
uEhf Hrefta and DO has brought about
nLnF complete rccofcrlcs. Read THE
COS w ssh Sc. New YORK
ifrrf Ir...n.. Hn writing Won fhf.
I' IlW.nIHI tnHf others may know what
N..r Alternative hoe done Tor me ef~-e
] Wae very young woman Z vac a euf-
.'.r N.. ..r. getting little OF ru benefit
.'' ftf 'aIF iu welrht and nrv doctor
.. ' I t-.r wore NOT checked = would
nave lung Trouble Miss Mary Enrhs-
mr. Wnn Dr. friend ~ mine. re-orc-sd
ylIr Alternative ana Insisted
juno i'N o. ann now after two ven-r.
'N wfIl strong nud healthy"
.'i.I.Iff. MRS. ROSA NrrTpf.T
N."fr abbreviated. more on reuueefl.
..'... Alternative hn. been rr1een
YEARS. tel fu o. moaf effIra-
inr er.erc Throat and f.unr Affsr-
..' If"n.nIfI" bronchial Asthma
'."rr Colds and in unhuiIfinr ne
"I l.IIuH uu narcotics. rslfaons
NIN.f furuiur drugs sold hv ieaflns
NHl l" Write tnr l.rkfnHn Laburafor5.
h..fieI rnit. la.. Cor booklet telling %
leco'ericH aud additional evidences.
The Wheeling intelligencer. [volume] (Wheeling, W. Va.) 1903-1961, 1914-01-13
AT ONCE; WORST
HEADACHE GOES
DIR. James Headache Powders
Give Instant Relief-Cost
Dime a Package.

Nerve-rachng. splitting or dull.
throobing headaches yield in Just a
few moments TO Dr. James Headache
Powders. which cost only 10 cents a
package at any drug store. It's the
quickest. surest headache relief In the
whole world. Don't suffer, Relive the
agony and distress now, You can
Millions OF men and women have
found that headache and neuralgia
misery Is needless. Get what you ask
for.
The Wheeling intelligencer. [volume] (Wheeling, W. Va.) 1903-1961, 1914-01-13
ADDRESSES $500
Ccontinu. from first Page,

Ing the same way. Some miles fur
Their on they saw another reading the
same. VIII en- Pat exclaimed to his
partner: Well, begorra we're holding
our own anyway
Every man looks at life from his
own standpoint. What you see de
ponds upon what you have seen.
llhere viii be no music unless YOU
lave II In your hearts. Music cures
more ills than doctor's pills. 4 spi-
der thinks n bee Is a fool. Ask a camel
what the world Is made Of and he
viii answer sand. Ask a whale and
ne viii say water. politician sees
no public good only I'm what he can
get from the public crib. Set a far
The Wheeling intelligencer. [volume] (Wheeling, W. Va.) 1903-1961, 1914-01-13
INsPEcTs
ASYLUM Al WESTON

Special Disratcn 90 the Intelligence.
WESTON. W. Va. Ian 1o-cov.
ernor y. ID. Hatfield was here TODAY
ana Inspected the state asylum. lie
VIII probably visit the State univer
SHY az MorgantOwn next and from
mere 90 20 Moundsville. where he will
inspect the state penitentiary.
The Wheeling intelligencer. [volume] (Wheeling, W. Va.) 1903-1961, 1914-01-13
A Pierce Gale

VINEYARD HAVEN. Mass. Jan IL
\ northwest gale thrashing over the
shoals at "A mile-a- minute velocity. ac-
companied by severe cold. demoralfzed
eoastwiso shipping today. Although no
wrecks had been reported tonight there
WIS much minor damage
The revenue cutter Acushnet tonight
picked up the sch oOner John Paul which
vas leaking badly. on her way TO this
bort the Acushnet reported she had
sighted another schooner near Half
Moon Shoal, with foremost gone but ap-
parently able 20 care for herself she
y believed TO be the British schooner
Creta. South Amboy for ST John
The Wheeling intelligencer. [volume] (Wheeling, W. Va.) 1903-1961, 1914-01-13

day. the evangelist said: Ma. do you
want 70 say word or two Mrs sun
cay protested against being forced 10
SPEAK, and II took several come on's
the platform.
I really haven't anything TO say" sh.
beEan. somewhat hositatingiy. -i'm
glad TO be here. though. When I sewolS-
IA Pittsburgh this morning and saw this
biilzard II took some effort I'll tell you.
10 start toward Wheeling" she added
MIS- sunday was given an ovation
almost equal 20 that received by her hu--
hand. Immediately after she had fln-
ished the family left the auditorium.
and were rushed 20 the Pennsylvania
station. where they left on a special
train for Steubenville. there to connec.
with a regular train TO pittsburgh
Arrived at Elm Grove.
ArriNlng at Elm Grove. at noon. over
the H. A o. the evangelist and wife and
Two sons were met at the station by
Mr.. and Mrs. w. II. Irvine and Dr. John
1. Dtckey. president Of the Y. NJ. &. \.
Mr.. sunday desired 20 rest during the
afternoon. and by leaving the train at
Ein Grove. avoided large crowd OF ac-
mtrers who had gathered at the local
station TO welcome him.
The family was taken 90 the Irvine
residence AT Elmwood. where they were
entertained during the afternoon. They
were entertained at dinner at the home
OF Mr.. and Mrs. a. c. Whitaker. out the
pike. They arrived at the auditorium.
shortly after O'Clock.
The Wheeling intelligencer. [volume] (Wheeling, W. Va.) 1903-1961, 1914-01-13
Zero Temperatura.

SYRACUSE -A..-aJH. tss--f3ffzzarc
conditions prevailed tonight Ia Syracuse
ana througnout central and nort--rn
New YORK. The snowfall was the heavl-
Hst ~ wears and showed no signs OF
Local aud interurhnn trolley traffic
was maintained with difficulty. and rail-
road trains We're generally late because
or deep snow and high winds
The zero temperature caused "A rush
OF ire homeless To the police stations
and municipal lodging houses
The Wheeling intelligencer. [volume] (Wheeling, W. Va.) 1903-1961, 1914-01-13

CLARkSBURG. w Va. Jan. r.
After q lingering illness Frank Davis.
foreman Of the construction for the
Memorabilia Valley Traction Com
rany BE- dead at his home here. aged
fs years
The Wheeling intelligencer. [volume] (Wheeling, W. Va.) 1903-1961, 1914-01-13

name officer who took the lad in
charge. Later his mother appeared
from the up-river town and took him
home
The Wheeling intelligencer. [volume] (Wheeling, W. Va.) 1903-1961, 1914-01-13

PHlLADELPHIA. Jan. 1s.-Foliowed
by the coolest weather experienced here
ms year, BRIEF and unusually severe
tiizzard visited sections of this city to-
nnN. Dark clouds and strong wind
ron the vest preceded the storm. which
OF about i've miles square. In that tirre
more than a half inch OF snow fell
The thermometer tonight registered
20 degrees above zero.
The Wheeling intelligencer. [volume] (Wheeling, W. Va.) 1903-1961, 1914-01-13

Using along these lines during the
Winter and Spring OF 1912. confining
their efforts TO few cities. This
was an experimental campaign and
the results were so satisfactory thai
more elaborate campaign was map
ped out and is now In progress.
John Dough. the bread man raised
on Fleischmann's Yeast" is proclaim
ing. through The Wheeling Intelligen-
Ger. the great strength giving qualities
OF bread and its economy as a food
He is exciting interest in the staff
of Life" by pointing out that IL is the
most digestible OF foods.-that man
can make himself healthier, wealth.
Ter and wiser by eating plenty OF
bread instead OF heavier and more
expensive foods. such as meat. John
Dough reasons soundly that THE best
of All Breakfast Foods Is Bread" He
suggests many delightful ways OF
serving bread: his figure appears on
the Fleischmann booklet Good
Trims TO Eat Made From Bread"
Every housewife should secure one
of the valuable booklets from their
grocer.
This page advertising campaign
starts I'm the Intelligencer this morn
ing and the following enterprising
dealers will be found cooperating
with the F1eischmann Co:
GENERAL BAKING CO.
STROEHMANN BAKING CON-
PANY.
1T. AmRsRUsTER BAKERY AND
GROCERY.
BATHA BAKERY
EMMERT BAKERY.
FEHENBAcH BAKERY.
KRAFT MCMEcHEN BAKERY.
kGARNS QUALITY BAKERY.
llNDElOF BAKERY.
ScHAEFER'S BAKERY.
WILHELM BAKING CO.
The Wheeling intelligencer. [volume] (Wheeling, W. Va.) 1903-1961, 1914-01-13
TERRIFIC STORME
tcortinr.d from rirs. Page,
Twenty Above.

blown down. At Kane the snow has
drifted TO a depth OF ~ inches.
The Wheeling intelligencer. [volume] (Wheeling, W. Va.) 1903-1961, 1914-01-13

smiles Are warm.
some people zee the hiemishes while
chnad ncwFparer from a rarr.I fiftI.
urchin. She gave him "a few re-rf.-
moro man the ruaf uI the n.uar tllfrf
,his Tor he inquired 'Thars Co tuv
che said. . was before you came .IaI..
HnI smiled no mf. replied the HffIa Bod.
nA'u pffannf ore lHmra which I.I
s ...., ITO. from he.'aten, to hgh, .ur fHis
colin when he said. q .fu...I Yr
thorn ana planted a roae ,gherevsr
thYlEtt e. Hover would grow
some people zee everything THROUGH
children TO- Ed ~, o. 1 ro1 "'n'r "a '1e BIZ
Ion isut clear because of noner rr,,
are near sighted and can't zee anvtfIrr
ntt meney WHY even some ur0f o.
your food 90 the hotel like Won III. rr
home there wouldn't Dol r. tooth frff be-.
-.ai h'fl aftrr fHf walter unH fHruur.t.
Niih you " lecturer once .ar,rlrar
r1idt .there is l.,n. and n rerr ana ?.
Wof iu every man. Yrr. nrf Ia r....
shout ted voice In che audience
Irk rr.itinF yUur wife. oven I. Do
doe friEhten beg 30 fIr.t Tr. teirs
nnd calls no "a doctor. no sou want .1rr
we 70 % an angel treat lcr like .r
AnFeL Love Der and che viii nrlr
yonnH afain. Mhnta tho uaa uf TAKING
oel y, lne rooin t sou cam love or make
love o. aomcth.nr Indserru.anIe ya.
oiN FHcClunfe TO- sou Uauf resist
ge4 can nFht Dr. 81 reason with It Tan
They r1inmoned an ola and wriukIsd
iNnmotucr Go tell fHTHu the rr0rrr dime
~ love Ten us. they .aid. when Ia :
'h 700 'ia % love. Huh, . don
The L'Anse sentinel. (L'Anse, L.S., Mich.) 18??-current, 1914-11-14
is WORLDS GREATEST BANK
ILIoyd's Total New Mounts Up to No
Lees Than FIvs Hundred MIL
lion Dollars.

With its recent acquisition OF the
Willis Z Dorset Banking company,
Lloyd's bank Of London becomes prob
ably the greatest financial corporation
of it, kind. ~ it, deposit and cur
rent account now aggregates moro
than $500. 100000.
| Hoyd's bank has history extend
ing over long period Of years, az the
private bank out Of which It was
formed was established in 1865. and
the present banking corporation was
formed In 1855. Including its latest
acquisition, the bank has absorbed no
less than 4s' other banking houses
since 1865. and Of these IS were pri-
vate banks. one Of these dating back
to 1877. The bank is represented In
49, out Of the 81 counties In England
and Wales. and subsidiary company
was formed In 1911 to open q branch
in Paris, an old French private bank
ing house being taken over.
It Is unusual for an English Joint
stock bank to organize subsidiary
for doing business in foreign coun-
try, but this plan had to be adopted.
Under the French law, to conduct a
banking business In France would
have rendered the entire capital Of
the bank, no matter where located,
subject to taxation. In all. Lloyd's
bank now has $50 separate Offices.
While an incorporated bank. the ira
ditions of the private banking days
yet remain, and practically every off,
cial Of the bank and its branch man
ayers were educated in private bank.
ing houses, and preference is always
given to men 80 educated in taking on
new employes.-Wall Street Journal
The L'Anse sentinel. (L'Anse, L.S., Mich.) 18??-current, 1914-11-14

The quantity Of pure gold ornaments
hound In Ireland and In the Celtic
parts Of Scotland is-ope Of the pushes
Of the civilization Of the ancient Celtic
peoples, says the duke Of Argyll.
Where did they obtain enough gold to
make the twisted wire, the bracelets
With the open space between the
Upoonlike endsf Did they obtain the
metal by barter with strangers, and. II
70. what could they give In exchange
tor 20 much bullion3
In Sutherland. Of late years. gold In
iny scales has been found In the
sands. It IL strange that the objects
In gold are usually large. Few small
ornaments In this most precious metal
have been recovered. knew Of one
hoard recovered. and. although the
legend that It existed had currency
among the people for some time, It had
never been searched for. and was OBJ
tanned by accident A great boulder
stone lay on grass-grown ground at the
bottom of valley.
II had probably been dislodged by
some volcanic upheaval from q cliff
which overlooked this valley. There 1t
stood ION end" and there was a tale
connected with 1t, but the story was
treated as an old wife's ''havers." and
no man had dug to find out the truth.
Agriculture, however, began to be
Systematically pursued. and all land at
low level was required. Superstition
among the crofters made them avow
that the concealed gold would never
be found until the son of stranger
came. Powder was utilized to blast
away the big boulder-stone. Flowing
had already been undertaken around
It
The plowman waited at some dis
lance with his team until the blast had
taken effect. When the pieces Of rock
were removed the plow was drawn
over the site. It was q recently-em-
ployed English boy who guided the
plow. Three solid gold bracelets were
found on the spot where the boulder
had once been. Thus an English boy
fulfilled the prophecy Of the story of
long ago.
The L'Anse sentinel. (L'Anse, L.S., Mich.) 18??-current, 1914-11-14
IRISH BRoeuE MOST ELUSIVE
Natlvs Born Generally Lose Il II Edu-
cated Abroad-RscuIlarity Of
Neqroes Of JamaIca.

The Belfast brogue. It IL pointed out
BY q correspondent, IL the most pro-
nounced in the whole of Ireland. for
the vowels are shorter than In Cork.
and the hard consonants harder than
In Glasgow. In Dublin. where they
think they speak the most perfect Eng
tish in the world-they call 1t Dublid
there Is little or no accent, only an
infection. which always betrays the
speakers origin. Dublin people are
counted affected and Anglicised In
Cork and Galway.
The Irish accent, AZ q matter Of fact,
Ii very elusive. Irishmen who have
been at school In England generally
lose 1t In their youth. Parnell lost his
ut Cambridge, and It never came back
to him. On the other hand there are
men who have never been In Ireland
who might have come straight from
the Quays Of Cork harbor.
In Jamaica there are q large mum
Der of negroes with the brogue-a fact
that IL supposed to be due to their an.
cestors' association with an Irish regi.
ment Quartered in the island.
The L'Anse sentinel. (L'Anse, L.S., Mich.) 18??-current, 1914-11-14
FEAR TO TRUST THE MARRIED
Men In High Place Give the Best Pc
sItions to the Bachelors, for
UngaIIant Reasons.

The stars in their courses seem &c
be fighting against the married man.
says the San Francisco Argonaut. II
appears that he IL now to be discrin-
mated against on the ground that he
is certain to impart trade secrets to
his wife, who, as we all know, is equal
ly certain to impart them In her own
peculiar ways to the world at large.
The latest employer to join this UNI
holy league against the married man.
and thus to increase the natural perils
Of his position. 10 Sir Thomas Upton.
His only chance to win the America
cup Is to preserve inviolable secrecy
as to the design Of his new yacht, and
he Is therefore rigid In his decision
that only bachelors need apply for
work in his yard.
Another impenitent offender in this
respect is Lord Kitchener. who not
only refuses to have any married man
on his stan in time Of war, but who
promptly removes from his staff any
oficer guilty Of matrimony during
active service. It seems, therefore,
that the old charge against women Of
inability to keep a secret must be en-
larged. Not only are they themselves
incapable Of keeping a secret, but they
decline to allow their husbands to
do 80.
The L'Anse sentinel. (L'Anse, L.S., Mich.) 18??-current, 1914-11-14
Heaven and H.nd.oro.n..

EARLY in the last century An old For.
larshire (Scotland) lady installed in
the bedroom corridor of her castle an
automatic organ. 1t was her delight
IF morning to wake her guests with
3 strains. But It was not the delight
Of one Of them. Miss Sophia Johnstone
II Hilton. to be 20 awakened, and she
said 20. "Ye dinna like the music Ye
shouldna say that Sophy." said her
hostess. Yen no win to heaven an
70 dinna take pleasure In music; It's
to be all music there, ye know"
Deed" said the incorrigible one.
IAN heavens Z place WI auld wives
playin' on hand orGans It six O'Clock
IN the mornin' IT'S mo- the plaOo I tax
4 tor; nor yet the place I want to ~
IN
The L'Anse sentinel. (L'Anse, L.S., Mich.) 18??-current, 1914-11-14
Strange Funeral Customs.

Curious customs were observed at
the funeral, at Ilford. England, Of the
Russian gypsy child, Mark Cedre. The
boy was dressed In his best clothes,
With q new red hat and shoes of the
same color to match. the shoes being
beautifully embroidered and ornament
cd with brightly-colored beads. Each
mourner placed silver and copper
coins In tho coffin, and the father put
some bread and meat with the money.
The father ceremoniously poured clar-
et over the comm before 1t was lowered
into the grave. Afterward more Of the
wine was sprinkled over the comm.
During the afternoon the ceremony of
Strisn" was observed, the mourners
sitting round ire and making mean
tatiohs for the spirit Of the departed.
The FIRST Of q series of funeral feasts
was held six days after the ceremony.
The L'Anse sentinel. (L'Anse, L.S., Mich.) 18??-current, 1914-11-14

Uncle Sam VIII Test Your Watch.
Regular testing Of watches for the
public was inaugurated by the United
States bureau OF standards recently,
thus taking up the testing and certifi-
cation of watches In q similar manner
to that carried on by the Kew observa-
tory in England, the Besancon OBJ
servatory In France and the Geneva
and Neuchatel ohservatories in Swift
xerland. Preliminary tests upon the
various types and makes Of American
watches have already been made, the
results of which have been the modifi-
cation of European testing methods
and the establishment Of certain stand
ards Of tolerances for practical serv-
ice. The possession OF government
certificate will enable the owner Of Q
"certifiedswatch' to know that he has
a timepiece which conforms to the
average and reasonable performances
of high-grade adjusted watches. The
fees for tests will merely cover the
actual cost\ OF the trials.
The L'Anse sentinel. (L'Anse, L.S., Mich.) 18??-current, 1914-11-14

II \ probabls that some Of ths in.
Esdisnts, especially the essential oils.
vhioh enter largely Into the compost,
tIoa Of modern soaps. were employod
n eark dimes for he same purpooo.
Goap q ~ form Of vegetable as1ies
Bizod With groaeo we h vogue
onong the ancient Nyptians. 4 IN
Mr. proparafion W. uso1 " ~ h
browa and when Jeeomiah ~:
''Though thoa Wnsh 49, WIN nftzo
- take lie mnoh $500 ~ rofes1o1
- ~borah." peoouro1 flom ~ a(hoo
g Tie ealtwort ah1 0(Aor ''WoGn1nG
hefbs." Bosat = - - axnon6 -
Arabs to this day.
The L'Anse sentinel. (L'Anse, L.S., Mich.) 18??-current, 1914-11-14
Terrible Misfortune.

''They are shifting consuls on the
merit system" said Jerome s. Nc
Wade, the Duluth collector. Here's
a man in Shanghai at $500 getting
shifted to Barcelona at $4,000. An
other consul with q Warsaw Job at
$4,000 Is shifted on the merit system
to Fiume at $1,000. A few more such
shifts. and where will the poor fellows
land?
Shifting consuls on the merit syc-
tem'-that's a good way to express II.
It reminds me Of Bilson.
Have you heard Of the terrible
misfortune that has befallen Bonesr
Bilson said to me.
moi said. MOI
Bones. poor fellow said Bilson.
has eloped with my wife," ~
Arizona republican., 1914-05-01
AN EXTRAORDINARY CASE OF
 TRANCE

BARCELONA - An extraordinary case of trance or catalepsy has occurr- ed here Don Francisco Perez Cabero, conductor of the orchestra at the No- vedades theater, was seized with sud den illness and the doctors certified that death had occurred due to heart disease. The burial was arranged The funeral coach. the parish clergy. the family and it's friends and a number et theatrical celebrities arrived at the house
 Suddenly rumor was circulated that Don Perez Cabrero had been resuscit- ated and that the body on being trans ferred to the coffin had lifted it's right hand. Medical experts made a fresh examination and found that while there were the usual symptoms of post nor tenn rigidity, the commencement of de- composition was entirely absent The priests, mourners, hired men and fun eral coach were accordingly ordered to retire and await developments.
 Senor Perez Cabrero was widely known musician having been conduc- tor al the most important lyric theaters here for forty years He was likewise the composer of several successful light operas-London Telegraph.