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Albuquerque morning journal. [volume] (Albuquerque, N.M.) 1903-1926, 1914-08-31

All this makes II worth while To
employ some mathematics In deter
mining Just how powerful the Attn
lctics' offense is True enough. base
ball experts have said that In the ma
tional pastime figures frequently do
lie.r Usually they flirt with the
truth For instance, third baseman
might go through a season Of say 100
games and make only five errors; he
simply would refuse to- take a chance
on a ball hit toward him which he
was afraid he could not handle clean
lily. on the other hand, The best third
sacker in the game in the same num-
Der of games might have Is or 30
misplays. he went after everything In
sight. unmindful OF his percentage.
That is why statistics often give "a
mistaken idea of the true ability OF
| players.
However. MIR, Mack's attacking army
prove that figures do not lie. They
are in first place today. And they
lead the league primarily because they
have driven out more hits and scored
more runs than any other team In the
Ban Johnson organization.
Including the double-header with
Detroit last Tuesday, the Athletics had
been credited with the amazing total
of 97a hits--an average Of nine hits to
the game. Or. If you care to put II
lanother way. that is a hit a player for
every game played this season. When
you realize that other clubs have to be
content with five hits a game and less,
You will appreciate what a powerful
drive there Is behind the bats of the
champions.
Better still, however, is the evidence
that the hits were not wasted. The
Athletics had scored 533 runs follow
ing last Tuesdays double-heade
which means that they averaged about
five tallies to the game. Under ordi-
nary circumstances, IL takes hit,
a sacrifice and then another hit. TO get
a man across the home plate. Teams
seldom average less than counter for
every two hits for any considerable
period Of time. Some will average a
run to three, four and five bingles.
Yet figures prove that Maek's men
get five runs for every nine hits. Fans
may reduce that to fractions If they
want to be exact about the amount OF
attack expended for every run.
Albuquerque morning journal. [volume] (Albuquerque, N.M.) 1903-1926, 1914-08-31

Isy MORNING JOURNAL SPECIAL LEASED wlHsl
Kansas City. Aug. 3d.
The evening herald. (Klamath Falls, Or.) 1906-1942, 1914-03-10
Hotel Arrivals
White Pelican

Alfred Charles and wife, Chllo.
quin: G. E. Cotton Jr.. Kansas City:
G. l.. Gall. l.. q. Wilson, Il. v. Va
chow. Portland: W. q. Veith, Tono-
pah. Nevada: Il. q. Grant. Los An
gelcs.
Hotel Hall
Everett Brown. 81. Louis; r. ].
Everett. Chicago: Edison Watson and
wife. klamath Agency; II. o. Guud-
son and wife. Fort simcot, Wash. /:
Emmett McKeever. d. q. Lawtou.
Fort klamath; II. II. Hoyt, r. n.
Fredenburg. Malin; Mrs. A. Katten.
horn. Merrill; John Hagelstein, Al.
gonna: A. p. MpD. Marysviiis; r, w.
Osburn. N. A. Putnam. Newman.
CAL; y. 3. Fish. Doris; q. w. Webb.
Portland; J. A. Peltin. Roseburg; c.
c. caveo. Pomona. CAL; u. u. Hatch.
". q. Cunningham, w. u. Kirkland.
Il. W. LImellier. @. v. GiIlstte. San
Francisco.
The evening herald. (Klamath Falls, Or.) 1906-1942, 1914-03-10
SPINNING CASE
IS CONTINUED
HEARING Is POSTPONED UNTIL
THURSDAY. REAL ESTATE MAN
SAYS PREDICAMENT Is A MIs-
UNDERSTANDING

The preliminary hearing Of Charles
S. Spinning. real estate man. accused
by J. A. Sharp OF appropriating 3sl2
Of sharp's money to his own use. was
postponed this morning until Thurs
day afternoon. Horace N. Manning
Is attorney for Spinning.
Mr.. Spinning 10 at liberty under
bonds. Today he stated that the
trouble arose from q misunderstand-
Ing. and he declares It can easily be
Strengthened out.
The evening herald. (Klamath Falls, Or.) 1906-1942, 1914-03-10
Save Ten Dollars

4 will free handsome set OF ware
~ special inducement during demonstration week
with MAJESTIC RANGE sold tprices always the
illustrated here.
Every piece Of this is the best Of its kind Not
kitchen possibly
be bought $1,000 This s exhibition
DON'T FAIL TO SEE IT.
The evening herald. (Klamath Falls, Or.) 1906-1942, 1914-03-10

Main to California avenue. A "a
foot surfaced road will be constructed
on Grant street, with q curbing Of
natural stone set in concrete mortar.
Beyond Grant street. the improve
ment will consist Of hil.
The oiled macadam is favored
by the majority Of the property own
ers In the district" said w. 8.
Slough.
The evening herald. (Klamath Falls, Or.) 1906-1942, 1914-03-10
Heard on the
K.C.H.S. Campus

II Friday is sunny day q number
OF high school students will hay
ride" to Merrill in the afternoon To
attend the basketball game in the
evening between Merrill and klamath
Falls high school teams.
The nrst chapel class exercises
since the short course week were held
in the high school auditorium Mon
day morning. Miss Erma Cole. teach
er Of languages. told how bridges
were constructed In tho ancient and
medieval periods.
I I I
Prizes consisting Of tennis shoes
will be given by the Regal Shoe
Store to winners OF the inter-ciass
tennis tournament.
I I I
In all probability the high school
basketball team will be given KS"
an Coach Mccall Is contemplating
something OF the kind. He IL consid-
ering design Of a white TX" on q
red background.
7 I I
During the noon hour and after
school the boys are working like Tro-
jams to get into condition for the an
nual field and track meet. Just now
II looks like HaineS for the hurdles.
Hill for the pole vault. Mcclure for
the broad and high jumps. Cox for
the hammer throw and Boiler for the
shot put.
The high school baseball team has
four mound men working for position
on the first string hurling stan. They
are Hilton. Boiler. Orem and Hurn.
Each is showing form. and II II going
10 be hard work TO keep either OF
them on the team.
~ I I
II you hear some OF the Seniors
talking to themselves az they walk
along the street. don't Jump TO the
conclusion that they are afflicted
With q foolishment. They will prob
lbly be repeating some OF the lines
n their class play. "A Pair Of Spec
acles."
The evening herald. (Klamath Falls, Or.) 1906-1942, 1914-03-10

eeutioa and In compliance si,h al
~Fit. I have duly icsl1d upoa sA
pfrmts1s and slii on Saturday. Ne
iith day OF April. isit. al 'se sssf
pf 10 o'einrk In tho sosensoa os ssis
day al the frons door Of The kissssa
county court house In klamath Fsik.
Oregon. soii al public sue,lon TO ss
hiEhos, bidder. for cash In hand. sas
ioct to redemption according To iAs.
all tho right. title and ie,rfesi of he
defendant. Frank Irish. In and 10 sss
following described real property. 10
alt situate In klamath rouHIr. Or
-sun. wcs, half Of aorthuoa, qaarssS
ot section ,hir,y.fse, cas-, half q
soathoas, quarter ~ s@otinn nirr'ess'
aud the east half Of tho aoftssss
quarter of section thirty. all In 'oss'
ahip thirty-eighs south. range 'ss
-as, Of Willamette meridian. ar -
much thereof ~ may be nec~ssar
10 satisfy said execution.
Dated nj klamath Falls. ofesoa.
March 10. 1914.
q. q. Low. sheriff.
iiy aco, A. Hayden, pcpuv
A n s.gAAgisk
The evening herald. (Klamath Falls, Or.) 1906-1942, 1914-03-10
MORE Street
LIGHTS ASKED
AVENUE FOLKS WOULD
HAVE PUBLIC ILLUMINATION
LIGHTING Of PART OF SPRING
STREET ~ ASKED.

A petition from residents OF that
part OF the city asking that stree,
lights be placed at the corners Of
Crescent and Carlisle avenues. John
son and cariisle avenues. and John
son and Madison avenues was pro.
sentcd ut last nights meeting Of the
council.
Al the same time. Councilman Say.
idge asked for few lights On Spring
street between the depot aud Sixth
street.
Both were referred to the light
committee.
The evening herald. (Klamath Falls, Or.) 1906-1942, 1914-03-10

New Jersey has a timbered area Of
about 100000 acres. on which the
timber Is worth about 3s.500.000 on
the stump. 1t is mainly valuable for
cord wood.
The evening herald. (Klamath Falls, Or.) 1906-1942, 1914-03-10

Notice 10 hereby given that by viz.
tue OF an execution and order of sale
Issued out of the above entitled eour,
and In this cause on the 10th day os
March. 1914. upon q decree made
and entered OF record Ia aald roar,
aud cause and In said county and
state on tho 10th day of March. 1914,
In favor OF the above named plaintiff
and against the defendant herein. dl.
recting the sal. OF certain real prop.
criy 10 satisfy tn, sum Of l7ss,as,
adjudecd duo from defendant 10
pinintin. and the eosts aud disbarsc-
m"nts of said suit taxed At 1ay.so,
together with intercs, on the above
snms nj the rate OF 10 percent per
annnm from the 10th day OF March.
Islt. and tho expenses of saeh sale,
now. therefore. by virtu, Of said OF.
The evening herald. (Klamath Falls, Or.) 1906-1942, 1914-03-10

LOST-suit case. between Poe Valley
ana klamath Falls. Finder notify
y. D. 0rifhth or Herald once. Re-
WsIo' 10-2ts
The evening herald. (Klamath Falls, Or.) 1906-1942, 1914-03-10

Accurate inforn,ation about the
Klamath Basin. Sec Chilcote. 03H
Main.
The evening herald. (Klamath Falls, Or.) 1906-1942, 1914-03-10

FOR RENT-Small lodge room over
council room. very cheap. sss
chilcots. ss6 Main lo.st
The evening herald. (Klamath Falls, Or.) 1906-1942, 1914-03-10

There arc two kinds Of insurance
Chl'cote writes the kind that pays.
00S Main.
The evening herald. (Klamath Falls, Or.) 1906-1942, 1914-03-10

HAY FOR SALE-00od alfalfa hay.
cheap. Bee Chilcots. S36 Main
stTest. lost
The evening herald. (Klamath Falls, Or.) 1906-1942, 1914-03-10
Notice of sale at lt~ai Property
tn,i~r Esrcusioa.

In the circuit court OF the stats II
Oregon. Tor klamath county.
Emma u. GriEsby. piaia,in.
The evening herald. (Klamath Falls, Or.) 1906-1942, 1914-03-10

II your house il vacant-Tell Tin
dali, 622 Main
The evening herald. (Klamath Falls, Or.) 1906-1942, 1914-03-10
THIRD STREET
ESTIMATES OUT
CITY ENGINEER FIGURES COST
on TWO KINDS OF IMPROVE
MENT FOR THIS PROJECT.
OILED MACADAM FAVORED.

The improvement OF Third street.
using oiled macadam. will cost about
$l7.3l1.25. II concrete pavement is.
used. the cost will be $1s.71s.70.
These estimates were submitted
last night BY City Engineer John Nc
Lean.
The street ID to be improved from
The Manning times. [volume] (Manning, Clarendon County, S.C.) 1884-current, 1914-01-21

shall berequiredto turn over! to the
Police Department, the names OF all
delinquent license payers Immediately
after the 10Th, of February 1914, and
the Police Department shall immed-
lately bring the deliuQuents before the
Mayor for violation of this ordinance.
SEC. II. That the Council shall have
lhe power to revoke any license for
just cause.
SEC. 13. Il shall be the duty of the
Police force To Investigate -and report
tc the Mayor al persoos doing business
WITHOUT a license
SEC IA. That On anil after the pas
sage CT this ordinance the penalty Of
non payment Gf license shall be the
sum of ten per cent for every month
or part of m onth until said license is
paid. Fiscal year as to licenses TO run
from January to January.
SEC. j.. All Ordinances or parts of
Ordinances conflicting with this Ordi-
nance are hereby repealed.
:, Done and ratified under the corporate
seal of the Town of Manning on the
9TH, Gay of January in the year OF our
Lord one thousand nine hundred and
fourteen
A. c. BRADaAM,
Mayor.
Attesl:
r. NJ. WELLS, City Clerk.
The Manning times. [volume] (Manning, Clarendon County, S.C.) 1884-current, 1914-01-21
CHARCOAL FOR SWINE,
One Of Cheapest and Best Pre-
ventive of Diseases.
Missouri Writer Gives In Detail H!s
i. Method Of Using Timber Covered
With Iron Covers to Secure
Slow Burning Of Heap. =

. Charcoal is one Of the cheapest OF
disease preventives that can be fed to
hogs It is especially valuable in win:
ter, whether the animals are In the
fattening pens or In the woods lot.
Charcoal can be bought, but this
takes away its cheapness. It can be
: burned on the farm, and the burning
takes but very little time or labor.
Green or dry TIMBER. corn cobs or
heavy brush can be turned into char
coal.
The method have used for a good
many years is very simple Along In
the fall and winter, when need more
charcoal for the hogs, I dig a trench
somewhere between 8 and 10 feet In
length. ! make It about three feet
wide and about as deep as it Is wide,
says a Missouri writer in the Farm
Progress. If possible, I burn the
charcoal In the woods lot near the
timber that / am using as this saves
the time and trouble Of hauling the
wood.
Pile the trench full Of wood, putting
in enough dry timber to start It
blazing well. Arrange the timber so
you can start the fire near the center
of the trench and at the bottom Of the
heap, 80 the fire will spread upwards
and to either side through the logs.
e, Let it blaze pretty strongly, and al
low enough headway to reach all
parts Of the heap. I want every stick
In the pile: to be ablaze before pro-
ceed with the next step.
I use big sheets Of iron to coyerover
the trench after it is thoroughly
ablaze. Several years ago I picked
up three or four old scraper bot
toms, thick, heavy iron plates about
forty-eight inches in width. use
these to cover the trench, laying
them edge to edg-. and stopping the
places where they overlap, with wet
clay. This keeps all the heat in, and
the process slow burning can go
on underneath them. A little gaseous
smoke and some Of the heat escapes,
but most Of it remains under the
plates.
I let this ironlidded pit stand for g
day. or two before removing the
plates hardly ever fail to find about
a wagon-bed full Of fine charcoal
when open it.
The use of the sheet iron plates
seems to smother the fire justencugh
TO keep It from burning so freely as
TO destroy all the wood fber, and yet
gives it enough leeway to permit a
slow combustion. OF course, If the
pit is opened too soon the blaze will
leap up again, and all the work WIN
be for nothing.
In turning corn cobs into charcoal
follow sabout the same method as
when turning timber into Goals. They
are placed In the pit. started to blaz-
ing, and then checked by being sealed
up under the sheet iron. They char
IN about the same thine as timber.
AS a min sral element in hog rations
charcoal IS hard to beat. It is espe-
cially valuable in stimulating the aD-
petite, and In freeing the intestinal
tracts OF the animals from various
disturbances.
The Manning times. [volume] (Manning, Clarendon County, S.C.) 1884-current, 1914-01-21


care!essness a Bad Fault.
Want Of care does us more damage
than want Of knowledge-Benjamiq
EtaHkNu.
The Manning times. [volume] (Manning, Clarendon County, S.C.) 1884-current, 1914-01-21
AN ORDINANCE.
To Levy and Collect Licenses Il the Town Of
Manu;ze foz the Year 1914

Be !; n;d.in' d t.y the MAYOR and
AI.l-.,I.n II ut III. Tnwn OF Manning IN
o.,,r. i Ns.Tb'td:
SECTION IL every person. tlTfn,
c".I,.a. ": cnp,rati' engaged III
70. +. siIt : "r r"f''>s'on heres
',a:,e, II n I'D Within tie limits ct
:.r..ntu =: N:unniuy shall he required
o. c": t.',. III Isl. day cf f. trutry
.3ii to u':t.,i'. :, lr"nse 10 eXrrt Isl siid
g..dr. ',l> ;..>s or ur,,!.ssinn "lthIC
the llmi,, a.: iie >sii ,uwp: aud every
p..rsuu. firm ~ 20: Ora ";ou no~ so en-
sase.l. but axr"c.ing to engage III such
trade. business >" profession after the
Isl. d. ui Janua", = the p: esent year,
S;.aI! :.c required /" first obtain licenSe
to extIcise :: ne, all q! the said license
to be fixed according /" the schedule
and amounts hereiDaf,er SET forth
SEC. , Upon -ath and ev,ry merchant
or atty c:te;' r- r,rn. trw. company or
cnrpor%ricn doing business within the
limits the said ,rwn of Naming.
and for each a:,i cr.ry store or place
of bus:: s. within Inc Corporate limits
ot the s,ld t''mn. +X"ep' s0ch as are
otherwise specifically taxed ny this
~ dinan:e, ;h- !icensr shall he as TO-
lows:
Upon merchants whose gross cash
arf! credit sales do not exceed:
The Manning times. [volume] (Manning, Clarendon County, S.C.) 1884-current, 1914-01-21
Jimmie's Conclusion.

Little folk frequently manifest un-
expected powers Of observation and
ANALYSIS. Little Jimmie, for instance,
was asked If young lady whom he
dearly loved was pretty. "She looks
pretty to me-" he announced, after a
brief period Of consideration, but I
don't s,pose she's really pretty. I no
tice Brc ther Ben don't sit by her side
an awful lot when she comes here"
l. &C.. =
The Manning times. [volume] (Manning, Clarendon County, S.C.) 1884-current, 1914-01-21
Denizens of the Underworld.

a gentleman who visited one Of the
rock-eut tombs Of the Lydian Desert
found it tenaAted by bats. They were
SO numerous that they swarmed over
his person, while hundreds futtered
around him. Explorers of the pyra-
mids of Egypt have mad similar expe-
riences; indeed, wherever there are
caves, or crypts, or subterranean tun-
nels, or church towers they are haunt
ed by bats.-Scientiic American.
The Manning times. [volume] (Manning, Clarendon County, S.C.) 1884-current, 1914-01-21
~
S.less' Miserabies.n y

A servant gIt~8ho had been to a
cinematograph tteater was asked by
her mistress how she had enjoyed
herself Not very much. mum: she
replied. :"The pictures. we've all SO
gloomy and sad. Nearly everyone
died in them,> and there was hardly
senesthatsxeu.eoulG laugh at. 'I think
# VIZ be-batter ixseItsweebs she add
}. ed, s6opefully, er sas :Isscame out I
sawsa notice fiat aaex Were going
to :aaSetTes MisefaSSsseesss! !'S-London
Express.
The Manning times. [volume] (Manning, Clarendon County, S.C.) 1884-current, 1914-01-21
Proof.

Stanley, aged 6yc, wanted to know
il vermicelh was alive when he saw
1t cars abou' in hot water, and did
not seem quite Convinced When@told
that It was not. A few days later,
on seeing his mother preparing maca.
roni for dinner, he exclaimed trtum-
"New know yermicelli is
alive, else how could it grow into
macaroni?"
The Manning times. [volume] (Manning, Clarendon County, S.C.) 1884-current, 1914-01-21
=
What Is a Week.Ead2

What, or rather when, is a week
end. An English couse has, hadsto
determine the meaning Of the phrase.
a man brought reduced rate week
end" ticket ON Friday and when he
sought to return Saturday might was
told that he would have to pay full
fare, as the special ticket would be
good only on Sunday, Monday and
Tuesday. The man sued the, company;
for the excess fare charged him and
won his case.
The Manning times. [volume] (Manning, Clarendon County, S.C.) 1884-current, 1914-01-21

For Weakness and Loss of Appetite
The Old Standard general strengthening tonic,
GROVES TASTELESS chill TONIC, drives out
Malaria and builds up the system. A tue tonic
and sure Appetizer. For adults and children. sce
The Manning times. [volume] (Manning, Clarendon County, S.C.) 1884-current, 1914-01-21

SEC. s. That the proceeds of the Ii
cepse tax shall be applied by the Clerk
and Treasurer to the payment of the
current expenses of the said town.
SEC. 9. The amount to be charged
for license for any other business, trade
or profession not hereintofore speci6-
cally enumerated. shall be fixed by the
Committee op Finance, but said com.
mittee shall have no authority to
change or reduce the license fees here
Ia fixed: Provided that in case of short
term licenses, taken out in the latter
part of the fiscal year, the Committee
on Finance may in their discretion re-
duce the license fee.
SEC. 10. The Clerk and Treasurer
shall consult the Committee on Finance
where the occupation of anS applicant
for license, or amount TO BE- charged is
questioned, and the committee shall
have power to decide the matter.
SEC. IL. The Clerk and Treasurer
The Manning times. [volume] (Manning, Clarendon County, S.C.) 1884-current, 1914-01-21

RAILROADS, IOr business OOQe eH-
ciusively within The limits of
the town Of Manning and not
including any business done
to or from points without the
state and not including any
business done for the govern
ment Of the United States - $500
Restaurants, serving meals on
ly-- 500
Stables (not sale,) vehicles and
horses for hire only. (This
license shall apply to all per-
sons hiring out teams wheth-
er running = livery stable or
not) 1000
Stables-vehicles and horses
fcr sale and feed $500
Stations 1000
Soc rc- a:::crs- --.'-- $50
Sc iai!!c -J.JG
surveyors - - - - - 0-0G
Sanitary plumbing - - 500
Shooting gallery -- 1000
Skating rinks - 500
Soda fountains, connected with
The Manning times. [volume] (Manning, Clarendon County, S.C.) 1884-current, 1914-01-21


other business or alone --- 1000
Telegraph companies or agen-
cies, for business done within
the town of Manning and not
including any business done
from points without the state
and not including any busi-
ness done for 1he government
of the United States - - 1000
Telephone companies, local - 1000
Telephone companies, long dis
lance 1000
Undertakers - 1000
Vendors, street, per day - - 1000
Wagons or other vehicles run
for gain, one horse each. on
streets - 5.00
Wagons or other vehicles run
fer gain, two horses each on
streets 1000
Warehouses each with storage
for hire 1000
Warehouses, tobacco 1000
The Manning times. [volume] (Manning, Clarendon County, S.C.) 1884-current, 1914-01-21

$. So &
Gentie. Eyed seal.

Ssals are ssisa numerous sud:a dis
liked By Labrador ishermen. NDr.
Grentesl says that he has Known .
seal to haunt a net so persfsteatiy
that to get any fish the owner had to-
watch all the while at one end Of It,
and even then the seal would almost
snap of the ashsrman's hapd as he
raced to be frst: to disentangle the
SALMON. { ,s
The Manning times. [volume] (Manning, Clarendon County, S.C.) 1884-current, 1914-01-21

Another First fer New York.
There are more jewels in the city Of
New York alone than in any other
city of the wcriG.
The Manning times. [volume] (Manning, Clarendon County, S.C.) 1884-current, 1914-01-21

TO GET RID OF MOSQUITOES
You can Sleep, Fish. Hunt or attend to any WORK
without being worried by the biting or singing
of Mosquitoes. Sand-fie,. Gnats or other insseS
by applying to the face, ears and hands. Ok.
eORTERS ANTISEPTIC HEALING OIL. <oc-
The Manning times. [volume] (Manning, Clarendon County, S.C.) 1884-current, 1914-01-21
:naiil ihor,nht

Impossible" is word only to be
iound in the dictionary Of fools.-Na.
poleon Bonaparte.
The Yale expositor. (Yale, St. Clair County, Mich.) 1894-current, 1914-08-20
The Guarantee.

William ]. Burns, the famous de-
tective, was talking in New York
about the recent dropping of his name
from the honorary list of police chiefs.
1T is easy" Mr.. Burns said, ito
read the significance of that action.
Its significance is evil. 1t relates to
certain graft exposures on my part.
Yes. it's significance is as evil as the
clothier's guarantee.
"A young fellow went to clothier
to buy pair of flannel pants.
The last pair l got here shrunk,
he said 4 was caught in the rain in
them and they shrunk something ter
rible. Do you guarantee that these
won't shrink
Young feller,' said the dealer, I
guarantee them up to the hilt. Why,
every fire hose in New York but three
has squirted on them pants.
The Yale expositor. (Yale, St. Clair County, Mich.) 1894-current, 1914-08-20
WELL, HE MADE THEM LAUGH
Speaker at Banquet Intended to Be
Humorous, and Quite Uncon-
sclously He Was.

Henry returned from the dinner and
faced his expectant wife with a proud
and smiling face.
Yes, thank you, my dear" he said
in answer to her anxious inquiry
"The dinner was most pleasant, and
my speech was the success of the
evening""
What did you say, darling?"
"Oh, well. I can't remember ex-
actly. you know. But until l spoke
all the speeches had fallen rather fiat,
so l thought | would give them little
humor. And l succeeded, too! l had
hardly said more than six words when
there was a pleased giggle round the
huge table. In q few minutes | had
them all rolling about with laughter,
and when at last I sat down the ap-
plause was ACCOMPLISHMENTS! :"
AT this point Henry removed his
overcoat.
Il am glad your speech was such
a success DEAR" answered his wife,
dutifully. But next time you have to
speak in public would 1t not be better
to put a waistcoat under your dress
coat, especially when you wear
dickey?"