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New-York tribune. [volume] (New York [N.Y.]) 1866-1924, 1914-12-16
SAID IRWIN TO HIMSELF.
o6e,sarces TO Gilbert.

o6esarces TO Gilbert.
My first year at college, was but boy
Said / to myself said Il;
In digent effort my time III employ,
Said | to myself, said /.
From morning to evening | never shall shut
My volumes profound; am sociable but
I'll stick to my books and | never shall cut,
Said | to myself, said !.
III write most profound and astonishing themes
Said | to myself, said l.;
The kind that professors have read in their
dreams;
Said / to myself, said /.
III go out for honors; I'll study and grind,
III leave all my lettering classmates behind,
And all shall admire my ingenious mind,
Said TO myself, said !.
A year or two later My boy you're Ounce,
Said | TO myself, said /.
You promised to do some remarkable stunts,
Said | TO myself, said /.
Your miserable tale one need hardly rehearse,
Your records so bad that it couldn't be worse,
And all for controlling this doggerel verse,
Said to myself, said /.
New-York tribune. [volume] (New York [N.Y.]) 1866-1924, 1914-12-16

The Evening Sun cyrils of "a woman whom he fe
sure was Mrs Walter W. Breck."
New-York tribune. [volume] (New York [N.Y.]) 1866-1924, 1914-12-16

The Tribune rishes 20 ~. osssN.
readers thai Ga0Hpm0Hs ~, or ~.
De- printed ~ this c0lunlh ~, wfsirs
ordS aud as an GSSurdncc 81 -. mnf .
good faith, name and GaaIs, ,siH se'
stoned ia crcrU case. Iatss .,ss,fs
Published II the sUritcr 50 "s
New-York tribune. [volume] (New York [N.Y.]) 1866-1924, 1914-12-16
The Coming 7ower

It is. as somebody-her name eludes us-has said
n strange world. Sixty-eight thousand OF US paiu
from 50 to $50 apiece go to New Haven and watch
in the cold, Harvard play Yale What DO you sup
nose the attendance at the international SAFETY ahu
Sanitation show is? The admission is Doc. DOUBT
less Won would be benefited by attending; your at
tendance might even benefit others.
New-York tribune. [volume] (New York [N.Y.]) 1866-1924, 1914-12-16

But. it being world Of unending euriousness' you
do not attend. You do not attend we reason
you know you going to be uplifted' heipeu' iOu
might even learn that some OF your HABITS Oh "''Hs
are wrong
New-York tribune. [volume] (New York [N.Y.]) 1866-1924, 1914-12-16

Msdwaggery: 81 don't see my blue silk socks in
the drawer" said j. K B. did you darn them p
mo" she said, 81 damned them. You'll find them
in the rag bag"
New-York tribune. [volume] (New York [N.Y.]) 1866-1924, 1914-12-16

We take q whole paragraph to say 'na' we u" ~
o+ offended the Safety Show, ether SO there IL
..,.io,s rsctitude about these animadversons.
New-York tribune. [volume] (New York [N.Y.]) 1866-1924, 1914-12-16

THAT INDEscRIBABLE NEW ENGLAND CLIMATE.
From The Boston TravelerI
During the gale last night the temperature high for
this time Of year. being 81 degrees Then took
sudden plunge and in three hours had fallen IL degrees
10 81 where It remained until noontme.
New-York tribune. [volume] (New York [N.Y.]) 1866-1924, 1914-12-16

So you 60 70 a play that merely amuses you or
one that you expect TO amuse you. II II upiA'' '0O
ca much the better.
New-York tribune. [volume] (New York [N.Y.]) 1866-1924, 1914-12-16

The cold-bath sufferers, these mornings, aren't
TO be sneezed at either.
New-York tribune. [volume] (New York [N.Y.]) 1866-1924, 1914-12-16
1T Is PUssYBLE.

Sir II Mrs Pepys ran the we'd b, favored contrib'
HARRY AND ANNA KATE.
New-York tribune. [volume] (New York [N.Y.]) 1866-1924, 1914-12-16

The fawn-topped shoes are conspicuous, but the
girls neutrRlize things, as usual.
New-York tribune. [volume] (New York [N.Y.]) 1866-1924, 1914-12-16
ON VERS LIBRE.

GOSH We must ponder it our didactic self
New-York tribune. [volume] (New York [N.Y.]) 1866-1924, 1914-12-16

You can hardly see EN- behind their NUTS.
New-York tribune. [volume] (New York [N.Y.]) 1866-1924, 1914-12-16

Follows our idea Of the best war poem written
thus far. 1t is the work Of Old Teddy Robinson, OF
the Cleveland Plain Dealer:
The daily telegram. [volume] (Clarksburg, W. Va.) 1901-1926, 1914-11-23
SUPREME COURT
Will Adjourn Its Sessions at
Wheeling Wednesday of
the Present Week.

WHEELING, Nov. 2s.-The state
supreme court of appeals which has
been in session here since October 81.
will adjourn the term Wednesday, an
the court officials will go Immediately
to Charleston where special term
will be opened December /. All at
torneys have been notified of the
move of the court and will have to
produce their arguments and briefs
there. While here the court has
spent very busy term hearing argu-
ments and rendering decisions. The
court judges and attaches will par
take Of their Thanksgiving dinners at
home.
Tuesday, however, the judges will
hear arguments from the remaining
circuits in the state. closing the off,
cial business of the term. Cases
from the Fourteenth, Fifteenth, Six
teenth. Eighteenth, Nineteenth and
Twenty-third circuits will be acted
upon. Only one case is docketed from
the Twentieth district, and it has been
decided.
The daily telegram. [volume] (Clarksburg, W. Va.) 1901-1926, 1914-11-23
FUNSTON
Continued from page one.)
at Vera Cruz today numbers about
5000 men.
GENERAL BLANCo REFUSES
TO QUIT MEXICO CITY.


WASHINGTON, Nov. 23.-,Plans for
an eleventh hour abandonment of
Mexico City to the zapata forces
were frustrated by General Lucio
Bianco according to confidential re-
ports received today at the state
department from its agents. General
Carranza ordered the capital evacu-
ated last Friday SO the Zapata forces
could enter, at the same time tearing
up the railroad north OF Mexico City
to check and delay the Villa troops.
One OF the official reports speaks
of "premeditated atrocities" and an
intention to leave the capital to be
sacked. Just what was the purpose
OF the move on the part of the Car
rama chief was not disclosed. Gem
'erai SnFegon according to the offic-
ial report ordered General Blanco to
accompany him from the city but the
latter declined to obey his superior
officer saying lie would not be a party
to the plan. Oregon left after a
serious argument with Blanco who
then took full command.
The daily telegram. [volume] (Clarksburg, W. Va.) 1901-1926, 1914-11-23
Dozen INJURED.
When a Passenger Train on the
Ohio River Division of the
B. & o. is Ditched..

PARKERSBURG, Nov. 2S.-
About dozen people were slightly
injured when northbound passenger
train No. TIA which arrives here
daily at 1850 o'clock from Kenova,
known as the Pittsburg-Kenova ex-
press, was derailed yesterday after
noon near Mendoza whiclftis located
between Sfstersville and. New Mar
ment is about three miles west of
New Martinsville. The entire train
left the track when the engine tank
was derailed. The cause Of the acct
dent has not been learned.
The most seriously injured was w.
d. Glasscock, of 567 Brookside- ave-
nue., MT. Washington, Mo-, who sus-
tanned fractured ribs, bruised right
side and possibly internal injuries.
He was the only one of the injured
placed in the hands of the railway
surgeon.
The other injured are:
Mae Delaney, Parkersburg, oft leg
and side injured.
Freda Whitehead, Akron, o.. left
side hurt.
Teresol Barnes, 1918 Cherry street,
Kansas City, Mo-, back wrenched
Estella Smith, 500 Dorr street, Gin
cinnati, head cut.
Mrs. James A. MCLEAN, 624 Fourth
street, Marietta. o., side and mech
hurt.
John Wise, of Wilson hotel, Pitts.
burg, legs bruised and back wrench,
ed.
Van E. McDade, Portland, O.. kne,
injured.
G. r. Knox, East Liverpool, o.
right side bruised and hands cut.
The daily telegram. [volume] (Clarksburg, W. Va.) 1901-1926, 1914-11-23
private SECRETARIES
of First District Congressman
Are Given Their Rewards
by Their Bosses.
,.,.elAl 70 N. r.lssr.., /

10
WASHINGTON, Nov. 23.-Private
secretaries hvae Jared very well at
the hands of First district congress
men in recent years. at any rate.
When Congressman John w. Davis
mounted few rungs higher on
fame's ladder to the ONCE of solicitor
general of the United States he took
his faithful Charley" Peddicord
with him. Now, there being vacan-
cy in the Office of postmaster of West
on, Congressman Nicely has done the
same fine thing by his Charley"
Lively, and recommended him for
this $4,000 a year place. Both were
secretaries in the AL class. and SO re-
garded here, and both had a good
deal to do with the success of the po-
litical fortunes of their chiefs, for
both. while young in years, had old
heads on their shoulders when 1t
came to playing the political game.
Loyalty, efficiency and ability were
the possessions of both and RESPONSE
BILE for their rewards.
The daily telegram. [volume] (Clarksburg, W. Va.) 1901-1926, 1914-11-23
!. SOCIAL AND Personal


sPARKERSBURG, Nov. eoo-one
OF the pleasing events of early De-
cember will be the marriage Of Miss
Mildred Alean Simmons, sister Of
Mr.. and Mrs. Harvey Jefferson Sim
mons, Of this city. and Mr.. Edward
Ellie Leatherbury. Of Clarksburg.
The invitations have just been is
sued. Just the immediate relatives
and friends of the couple have been
included among the guests, 1t being
the desire Of the contracting parties
to have quiet home ceremony. Re
wedding will take place at the home
of Mr.. and Mrs. Simmons. It's Ann
street. Wednesday evening, Decem-
Der 3. at o'clock. The ceremony
will be followed by an elaborate we'd
ding dinner.
Both the bride and bridegroom
have wide circle Of friends in their
respective places Of residence who
will be highly pleased to learn Of
their coming marriage. The bride,
well and favorably known here, is
both charming and accomplished,
having a wide and deserved popular
ity. The bridegroom Is a young
business man Of the Harrison county
capital and has been visitor in
Parkersburg many times where he is
also well known. He is a man Of
pleasing personality and fine attrib-
utes Of character.
The many friends Of the couple
will hasten to offer their congratula-
lions when they have heard Of their
approaching marriage:
The invitations issued read as fol-
lows:
Mr.. and Mrs. Harvey Jefferson
Simmons ii
requests the pleasurIof
your company at the marriage
Of their sister
Miss Mildred Alean Simmons
Mr. Edward Elzey Leatherbury
on Wednesday, the ninth OF Decem-
Der at s o'clock in the evening.
Ann street.
Parkersburg, West Virginia.
The daily telegram. [volume] (Clarksburg, W. Va.) 1901-1926, 1914-11-23
MISS HURST Dead
Wilsonburg Young Woman
Passes away after a Long
Illness of tuberculosis.

Funeral services over the body of
Miss Gertie Hurst, aged % years, who
died at her home at Wilsonburg at
1 :45i o'clock Sunday afternoon after
a lingering illness of tubercular
trouble, will be held at 2 o'clock
Tuesday afternoon and the burial
will be in the Odd Fellows cemetery
at O'Neil.
Miss Hurst was daughter of Lloyd
Hurst and is survived by her father,
three brothers and two sisters The
brothers are Howard, Glenn and Al
bert Hurst. The sisters are Mrs.
william Fittro. of this city, and
Emma Hurst, at home.
The daily telegram. [volume] (Clarksburg, W. Va.) 1901-1926, 1914-11-23
PRICE l5C

have few copies Of the Prohi-
bition Law. which is very handy
and valuable pocket reference, 81
by 8 inches, extra quality paper and
durably bound, containing twenty
eight pages. This is very important
and should concern every person in
West Virginia. Get your copy at the
Daily Telegram office, or address "A.
F. Combs, Clarksburg. w. va.-Ad-
gertisement.
The daily telegram. [volume] (Clarksburg, W. Va.) 1901-1926, 1914-11-23
Students Recital.

An excellent program Of music and
song was rendered Saturday after
noon at the high school and students
recital in the auditorium OF the WASH
ington Irving high school building
which was filed with Interested par
ents and friends. The violin num-
bers piano solos augmented with
chorus work won great praise and
was greeted by a large and apprec-
iative audience. The program was in
charge OF Miss Crummftt, Miss Quinn
and Miss Dawson.
The daily telegram. [volume] (Clarksburg, W. Va.) 1901-1926, 1914-11-23
TO DELIVER ADDRESS.

Tomorrow evening at the opening
of the Washington Irving high school
building for public. inspection DR..
Carl g. Doney, of the West Virginia
Wesleyan College. will deliver Thu
dedicatory address. The address
will begin promptly at 1880 O'Clock
and will be one OF the special feas
lures of occasion.
The daily telegram. [volume] (Clarksburg, W. Va.) 1901-1926, 1914-11-23
visitor In the city.
Carl McWhorter., of Fairmont.
transactinE business here

SaTl McWnOTter,, OIL talrmont, Is
transacting business here.
c. @. Doty and G. w. Hoover are
spending several days in New York
City looking after business matters.
I. @. Bennett was here from Brown
Monday looking after business mat
ters.
F. D. stalnaker, of Sutton, is a
guest at the Hotel Gore.
Harry Carpenter, Of Fairmont, is
in the city.
Miss 1cle Williams returned Sun
day night from a week end visit to
her aunt, Mrs. L. II. Forman, of
Buckhannon.
Miss Nell Layman, of Fairmont,
spent Sunday here guesS OF Miss
Lena Ruttencutter.
Guy d. Young, of Peel Tree, Wis
tied his aunt, Mrs. John w. Stuart,
the first Of the week.
w. S. Smallwood, prominent
Piedmont business man, is in the
city guest OF relatives and looking
after interests he has in this sec
ton.
Ernest Randolph was here Monday
from Salem on business.
Mrs. Edward Cunning has re-
turned to her home in Cumberland,
Nd, after weeks visit to Mrs. John
Biddle.
Miss Marion Emmons. of Hunting
ton, will be a guest of Miss Mildred
Lamberd during the Thanksgiving
holidays and will arrive Tuesday
evening.
Miss Eleanor Fl. Blackford, of
Parkersburg, will arrive Tuesday
evening to be a guest of her grand
parents, Col. and Mrs. Henry Hay
mond.
The daily telegram. [volume] (Clarksburg, W. Va.) 1901-1926, 1914-11-23
TENTH DISTRICT
Citizens Who Moved to This
Community form An Organ
ization in This City.

Former residents of the Tenth
senatorial district now residing in
Clarksburg and vicinity. met at the
court house yesterday evening and
organized mutual benefit and social
club. Joe N. Craddock was elected
president and G. D. Floyd, OF the
Post-Reger Company, secretary. A
ways and means committee consisting
The daily telegram. [volume] (Clarksburg, W. Va.) 1901-1926, 1914-11-23
Successful Bazaar.

Most successful in attendance and
in receipts was the bazaar given by
the tSonewall Jackson chapter, Uni
ted Daughters Of the Contederacy
held in the auditorium of the Elks'
home Saturday afternoon and even
ing. Beautiful articles of fancy work
and attractive Stonewall jackson
calendars for 1915 were readily dis
posed OF and very generous sum
was made which will go toward the
jackson monument fund
The daily telegram. [volume] (Clarksburg, W. Va.) 1901-1926, 1914-11-23
To Meet Tuesday.

The Clarksburg Central Mothers
Club will meet at the home OF Mrs.
T. ]. Lynch on South Chestnut street
st. Clair will preside. The program,
RED Letter Days in the Home and
School," will be in charge OF Mrs.
Cheuvront. Every member with a
friend is expected to attend.
The daily telegram. [volume] (Clarksburg, W. Va.) 1901-1926, 1914-11-23
To Hold Institute.

The Harrison Doddridge bi-county
Womans Christian Temperance
Union will hold an institute at West
Union, Wednesday, December 2. Mrs.
Ieith will organize union, and DR..
crnmmit will lecture at night. Every
White Ribboner in the county Is ex-
pected to attend.
The daily telegram. [volume] (Clarksburg, W. Va.) 1901-1926, 1914-11-23
ParkersburE, west Virginia.


Joseph K. Lemasters and Miss Ari-
iona Prunty were married at ~
o'clock noon Monday in the county
commissioners room. The Rev. G.
ID. Smith, pastor Of the First ileth-
odist Episcopal church.. performed
the ceremony in the presence Of
few spectators.
The daily telegram. [volume] (Clarksburg, W. Va.) 1901-1926, 1914-11-23
PERSONALS

w. H. o'Day is here from Man
nington on a business visit
D. 3. Brown, of st. Marys. Is a
guest at the Waldo.
A. J. c. Bond was here from Salem
Monday on brief visit.
G. W. Martin, Of Fairmont, is a
The daily telegram. [volume] (Clarksburg, W. Va.) 1901-1926, 1914-11-23
OUCH! LUMBAGO?
Try Musterole. See How Quickl,
Il Relieves

You Just rub MUSTERoLE in briskly,
and usually the pain is gone-a delicious,
soothing comfort comes to take it's place.
MUSTEROLE is clean, white oint.
ment, made with oil of mustard. Use i.
Instead Of mustard plaster. VIII no.
blister.
Doctors and nurses use MUSTEROLE
and recommend it to their patients.
They will gladly tell you what relief it
gives from Sore Throat, Bronchitis,
Group, STIFF Neck, Asthma, Neuralgia,
Congestion, Pleurisy, Rheumatism Lum.
bago, Pains and Aches of the Back or
Joints, Sprains, Sore Muscles, Bruises,
Chilblains, Frosted Feet, Colds of the
Chest (it often prevents Pneumonia).
AT your druggists, In Csc and Soc Jars.
and speciallarge hospital size for 81 so.
Be sure you get the genuine MUS
Refuse imitations-get what
YOU ask for. The Musterole Company,
cleveland, Ohio.
The daily telegram. [volume] (Clarksburg, W. Va.) 1901-1926, 1914-11-23
GIRL BABY ARRIVES.

The stork visited the home Of Mr..
and Mrs. r. H. Lee on Elliott street
Sunday morning and left beautiful
girl baby, who tipped the scales at
ten pounds. Mr.. Lee is a popular
and efficient member OF the city fire
The daily telegram. [volume] (Clarksburg, W. Va.) 1901-1926, 1914-11-23
WRIT Is REFUSED.

WASHINGTON, Nov. 2s.-Justice
Lamar today refused to issue writ
of error to bring to the, supreme
court for review the convictinn 81
Leo NJ. Frank for the murder Of 7lar$
,Phagan, factory girl in Atiant5,
Ga, in 1913. n Il
The daily telegram. [volume] (Clarksburg, W. Va.) 1901-1926, 1914-11-23

mtsdemeanors.
Wednesday. December l6-Teddy
Conronlis. John Mascas and Steven
Mascas and Larry Cam, all for mis-
demeanors
Thursday, December 17-Frank
Delsetti, Matt Mcdonald and Etfie
johnson all TO rmisdemeanors
Friday, December 1S-Thorton Sui
ton for a misdemeanor.
The daily telegram. [volume] (Clarksburg, W. Va.) 1901-1926, 1914-11-23
. FATALLY INJURED.

GRAFTON, ..ov. pa. j. Lowell,
of New Martinsyille. was crushed to
death Saturday night at Belington,
when his body was caught between
an engine and cars in the Baltimore
and Ohio railroad yard.
The daily telegram. [volume] (Clarksburg, W. Va.) 1901-1926, 1914-11-23
KNIGHTS COMMANDER
]. Palman Waters Dead at His Home
In Charleston of Brights Disease.

CHARLESTON, Nov. al. Pal
man Waters, age Go, eminent grand
commander of the Knights Templars
of West Virginia and also recorder Of
the Knights Templars of this city, is
dead at his home here Of Brights dis
ease. He is survived by wife and
one daughter. Mrs. Charles Ellison,
of this city
The daily telegram. [volume] (Clarksburg, W. Va.) 1901-1926, 1914-11-23
Parsonage Marriaee.

The marriage OF Miss Hattie Bar
nett, daughter Of McClelland Barnett,
to Morrell L. Williams, was solemn
lied at 9 o'clock Saturday evening in
the parsonage of the First Methodist
Episcopal church. The Rev. George
D. Smith, pastor of the church. ofiic-
lated in the presence Of few friends.
The daily telegram. [volume] (Clarksburg, W. Va.) 1901-1926, 1914-11-23
Guild TO Meet.

AT 1870 o'clock this evening in the
home of Miss Elizabeth Thompson on
Monticello avenue there will be
meeting of the Westminster Guild.
All members are requested to be
present.
The daily telegram. [volume] (Clarksburg, W. Va.) 1901-1926, 1914-11-23
Ami Sncietx MeetIne.

At 1880 o'clock tomorrow afternoon
the members of the Aid Society OF
the First Presbyterian church will
meet in the parlors Of the church
and large attendance is desired.
The daily telegram. [volume] (Clarksburg, W. Va.) 1901-1926, 1914-11-23

Polly and her pals have very I'M
portant problem to solve. Six archi-
tects tried to help them, but failed.
Perhaps you have the solution. See
the Sunday Telegram next Sunday
morning.
The daily telegram. [volume] (Clarksburg, W. Va.) 1901-1926, 1914-11-23
Successful Tea.

A very successful tea was given
Monday afternoon by the members of
the Union Missionary Societies in the
parish house Of Christ Episcopal
church. A silver offering was taken
for the benefit of the lepers.
The daily telegram. [volume] (Clarksburg, W. Va.) 1901-1926, 1914-11-23
PNEUMONIA
Causes Death Of A. w. Ross, a
Well Known Resident of
NorthvieW.

A. W. Ross, aged 81 years, well
known resident OF Northview, passed
away at 10:30 o'clock Sunday night
IN a local hospital after suffering sew.
eral weeks OF typhoid-pneumonia.
The deceased man is son OF Mr..
and Mrs. William Ross, well known
residents o; Cbourn's creek, and Is
survived by his parents, his wife,
one son, five sisters and brother.
His wife is Mrs. Mae Ross and the
son is Robert Ross, aged 8 years.
The sisters are Mrs Mollie Pierce,
Mrs. Branch Thorn, Mrs. Rachael
Stephenson, Mrs Anna Edwards and
Mrs. Luck Allen all residents of the
county. The brother is Carl Ross,
who lives on Coburn's creek.
The funeral arrangements have not
been completed as yet.
The daily telegram. [volume] (Clarksburg, W. Va.) 1901-1926, 1914-11-23
With Mrs. Come.

The ladies of the Auxiliary of the
Ancient Oredr of Hibernians held
very interesting meeting Monday af-
ternoon with Mrs. Henry Coyne.
The daily telegram. [volume] (Clarksburg, W. Va.) 1901-1926, 1914-11-23
Married In Maryland.

Announcement is made Of the mar
riage OF Miss Ella Stark and Mr..
Floyd Kirby Saturday, November IA,
at Oakland. Md. They will make
their home at Industrial.
The daily telegram. [volume] (Clarksburg, W. Va.) 1901-1926, 1914-11-23
Can,n GirIs Meet.

A very interesting meeting Of the
Monongahela Camp Fire Girls was
held Monday afternoon with Miss
Mary Osborn in her home on Clark
otraat ,.
The daily telegram. [volume] (Clarksburg, W. Va.) 1901-1926, 1914-11-23
Of F. o. Sutton, ]. owen Lynch, Mrs.
johnson Anderson. Walter Rnther-

IGUI1TGIs
ford and the president and secretary
was appointed to draft constitution
and by laws, and to provide for a
more perfect organization. The meet
ing was well represented from differ
ent counties composing the district
including a large number of ladies'
from Webster county. Another meet
ing will be held at the court house
December 6 to complete the organiza-
ton - -
The daily telegram. [volume] (Clarksburg, W. Va.) 1901-1926, 1914-11-23

LOST s"all fiber case, containing
music photos. Reward and no qtes.
aols asked II returned to Odeon
theater.
The daily telegram. [volume] (Clarksburg, W. Va.) 1901-1926, 1914-11-23
TRIAL

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