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Newark evening star and Newark advertiser. [volume] (Newark, N.J.) 1909-1916, 1914-03-23
|MAY Be FIGHT
ON BRIDGE BILL
Measure to Connect New York
and New Jersey Delayed
in Senate.
Especial to the Evening star.I

TRENTON, March 23.-Scenting
danger to the citizens of Essex coun-
ty in Senate bill No. 80, introduced
by Senator Egan, of Hudson. Senator
Colgate, of the former county, has
delayed the progress of the bill by re-
questing that he be given time to
read and consider it. 1t is feared that
If the bill is enacted into law it would
shift on to the shoulders of the tax
payers of Essex and Union counties
a large part of the cost of the pro-
posed bridge or tunnel across the
Hudson. The bill was brought up for
third reading last Tuesday and may
be brought up tomorrow night or may
lie for a long time on the esk of the
president of the Senate.
Essex is decidedly against the
proposition, as it's officials say they
cannot see where the county is to be
benefited to the extent it's enormous
contribution would represent.
Senator Hennessy attacked the bill
on the floor of the Senate when il
came up. and his remarks have
caused a member of the Board Of
Freeholders of Bergen county to quiz
him about his statements.
Residents of Essex county,
especially those of the city of New
ark, have taken a deep interest in the
proceedings, as is shown in the num-
Der of requests for copies of the bill,
and in several instances they have
asked if they can be heard before
committee before the bill passes the
Senate
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Philanthropy Didn't Pay.

Sir Thomas Upton says it requires
a vast deal of courage and charity to
be philanthropic. and tells the follow
ing story in illustrations:
II remember when l was Just start
ing in business. | was very poor and
making every sacrifice to enlarge my
little store in Glasgow. My only as
sistant was a boy of fourteen. faith
full and willing and honest. One day
! heard him complaining, and with
Justice. that his clothes were so
shabby that he was ashamed to go to
church.
There's no chance of my getting n
new suit this year he told me. Dads
out of work and it takes all of my
wages to pay the rent
81 thought the matter over and
then took a sovereign from my care
fully boarded savings and bought the
boy a stout. warm suit of blue cloth
He was so grateful that ! felt repaid
for my sacrifice. But the next day
he didn't come to work. / met his
mother in the street and asked her
the reason.
"'Why, Mr. Upton, she said curtsy-
ing. Jimmie looks SO respectable
thanks to you sir. that / thought
would send him round town today to
see il he couldn't get better job. -
Public Ledger.
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What So Precious
As a Healthy Baby }!
Ebery Yopngster Can Haze
Fine Digestion If GiOen a
Good Baby Larattbe.

In spite of the greatest personal
care and the most intelligent atten-
ton to diet, babies and children will
become constipated, and it is fact
that constipation and indigestion
have wrecked many young life. TO
start with a good digestive apparatus
is to start life without handicap.
But, as we cannot all have perfect
working bowels, we must do the next
best thing and acquire them, or train
them to become healthy. This can
be done by the use of a laxative
tonic very highly recommended by
great many mothers. The remedy is
called Dr. CaldwelPs Syrup Pepsin,
and has been on the market for two
generations. 1t can be bought con-
veniently at any drug store for fifty
cents or one dollar bottle, and those
who are already convinced of its
merits buy the dollar size.
Its mildness makes it the ideal
medicine for children, and it is also
very pleasant to the taste. 1t is sure
in its effect, and genuinely harmless.
Very little of it is required, and its
frequent use does not cause it to lose
its effect, as in the case with SO
many other remedies.
Thousands can testify to its merits
in constipation, Indigestion, bilious
ness, sick headaches, etc, among
them reliable people like Mrs. James
r. Rouse, of Marinette. wis. Her
little son Howard was fifteen months
old last April, but he was sick with
bowel trouble from birth and suf-
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MILLBURN

In honor of her sixteenth birthday
anniversary, Miss Anna Burbage,
daughter of Mr.. and Mrs. Frank Bur-
bage, of Church street, was given u
party by her parents Saturday eve
ming. Among those present were:
Oliver Burbage, Helen Darlington,
Minnie Trengove, Florence Parting
ton, Aoril Wilson, Bertha Burbage,
Myrtle Wilson, David Brown, Robert
Marshall. Roy Oliver, William Rachel
and Stephen Brown,
The S X. Clubs basketball teams
lost a double-header on their home
court Saturday evening. The seniors
were defeated by the Eastern A. c., of
East Orange, SO to II, and the juniors
met defeat at the hands of the Olym-
pics, also of East Orange, by the score
of &c to Is.
Raymond e. Marshall, who is a
student at Dickinson College. Car
Isle, Pa, is home for a weeks stay
with his parents, Mr.. and Mrs. Will
lam j. Marshall. of Main street.
Mrs. Herbert |. Bawden, of Hillside
avenue. is at Atlantic City for a two
webs stay.
The fire department was called out
yesterday afternoon to eXtinguish a
chimney fire i'm the house occupied by
L DOIllhS IDNlt, at uNNiihN
and White Oak Ridge road.
Mr. and Mrs. Jacob j. Bettinger and
daughter. Annie, of Irvington, spent
Yesterday visiting friends in town.
They were the guests of Mr.. and Mrs.
William j. Marshall, of Main street.
Miss Marion Nj. Blame, of 1rvington,
former Millburn school teacher, was
a visitor to friends in town yesterday.
The Township Committee will hold
meeting this evening in the munich
pal building.
Rev. John ]. McGeary of st. Cas-
slams Church, Upper Montclair, will
preach this evening at st. Rose of
Limas Church.
Roosevelt Camp. Woodmen of the
World, will hold a meeting this eve
ming in Bailey's Hall, Main street.
A dance will be held in the assembly
hall of the Washington School on
Tuesday evening, April IA, by the AL
pha Zeta Society, girls organization
of the Short Hills High School.
A defamation contest for pupils in
the public schools will be held in the
assembly hall of the Washington
School on Wednesday evening, April s..
The Millburn and Madison teams OF
the Lackawanna Bowling League will
roll a series this evening at Summit.
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GoodWin--BristoI

Miss Lucy Friederike Bristol, daugh-
ter Of Mr.. and Mrs. Edward Newell
Bristol. of 70 Highland avenue, Glen
Ridge, and Edward NJ. Goodwin, of
New York. were married Saturday
evening in the Glen Ridge Congrega-
tional Church by Rev. Or. Clarence
Hall Wilson, pastor of the church.
The maid of honor was Miss Reno
Runge, of Flushing, Long Island. The
matron of honor was Mrs. Arthur S.
Moore, of Garden City, Long Island.
The Misses Mildred Munsey, of
Swampscott, Mass; Avis Baston, of
Norwood. Mass; Cora Sloan, of Glen
Ridge, and Mabel Reddall, of Mont
clair, were the bridesmaids The
flower girl was Marjorie Moore, of
Garden City, Long Island.
Mr.. Goodwin had as his best man
Arthur Bristol, Of Glen Ridge, a
brother of the bride, The ushers were
Ralph and Herbert Bristol, brothers
of the bride, and Hubert Goodrich
and Harold Plough of New York.
A reception followed the ceremony
at the Bristol home, after which Mr..
and Mrs Goodwin left on an extended
wedding trip. The couple will reside
in Brooklyn on their return
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NUTLEY

There was informal dancing at the
Nutley Field Club Saturday night
Among the dancers were Mr.. and
Mrs. Alexander Carlton, Mr.. and
Mrs. l. b. Hazelton, Mr.. and Mrs
Carroll Diamond, Mr.. and Mrs II. s.
Garland, Mr.. and Mrs. l.. S. Thurs
ton, Mr.. and Mrs j. c. Bolger, MI,
and Mrs. Benjamin Hurd, Mr.. and
Mrs. +. B. Norton, Mr.. and Mrs. Ed
ward Dillon, Miss Florence Sharper
Miss Mary Lamb Miss Marie Stew
art and Mrs. Guy Carleton.
Earl Grove, of New York, spent the
weekend with Mr.. and Mrs. ]. r
Hay, of the Enclosure.
Charles Stewart of Council Bluff
Ia, is the guest of his sister, Mrs
Otto Bluhm, of Whitford avenue.
Joseph Lamb, jr., of Grant avenue
who is a student at the Tome School,
Port Deposit, Md, is at home for
the spring holidays.
Mrs. Alexander Carleton enter
tanned at dinner in her home, on Nut
ley avenue, last night. Her guests
were Mr.. and Mrs. William j. Berg,
Mr.. and Mrs. James G. Bolger, Mr.
and Mrs, Edward Dillon. Mrs. Guy
Carleton and Herbert Haskill.
Mrs. l.. A. Kershaw. of New York
WY, WHO mas Deen q guest oil Mrs. j.
M. Sattler, of Walnut street, returned
home yesterday.
At a special meeting of the Fort
nightly Club Saturday night the fol-
lowing members were selected to serve
on the board of governors for one
year: A. M. Ayers. A. u. Fox, w. F.
Ormsbee, c. w. Gambler and 7. II
Richie. Under the new bylaws the
board of governors selects all other
committees and officers.
l.. G. Porter. electrical engineer of
the General Electric Company. will
address the Mems Club of st. Paul's
congregational Church on Modern
Illuminants" tomorrow night in the
church rooms. The lecture will be
Illustrated with lantern slides and
lighting fixtures
Miss Mary McEligot. of Hillside
avenue, returned home yesterday
from Marathon, N. Y, where she
spent several days
Mrs. A. r. Taylor. OF Hillside ave-
nue., is home from a short stay in
Rockaway, N Y
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John E. Marsh

RAILWAY, March 23.-John Ed
ward Marsh, scientist and student,
who for years had been recognized as
an authority on genealogy, died yes
terday at his residence in the Wyom-
ing, SOL Seventh avenue, New York,
He was born here in 1910, the son of
Ralph and Frances Lawrence Marsh,
was educated at Burlington, at Yale
and in German universities receiving
the degree of doctor of philosophy
from Jena University. He lived for
a time in Germany, during which
time he engaged in scientific re-
searches in company with Professor
Liebig. In 1876 he returned to the
United States, and has since made
his home at the old family residence
in Railway, living in New York dur
ing the winter months. He is sur
vived by his wife, Mrs. Caroline A.
Marsh, and two children, Charles
Capron Marsh and Mrs. Frieda Marsh
Young.
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Albert Fletcher Adams's
Funeral Services Held

The funeral of Albert Fletcher
Adams, retired manager of the city
department of the American Fire In
surance Company, of this city, was
held today in st. Columba's Roman
Catholic Church, where high requiem
mass was celebrated. Interment fol-
lowed in the Holy Sepulchre Cemetery.
Mr.. Adams died last Thursday at
his home, 108 Orchard street, after a
short illness from pneumonia. He
was fifty-seven years old. Mr.. Adams
was a descendant of two former Presi-
dents of the United States, John
Adams and John Quincy Adams. His
wife and one daughter survive him.
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Mrs. Mary A. Wolff

HOBOKEN, March 2S.-Mrs. Mary
A. Wolff, one of the Oldest residents
of Hoboken, passed away suddenly at
her home, 1876 Garden street, .yester-
day. Her death was due to stroke
of apopleXy. Mrs. Wolff was the wife
of Ferdinand Wolff and the mother
of DIR. +. C. Wolff. a well-known Ho-
boSen physician. She was stricken in
the street and walked into his office
for helm.
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MAPLEWOOD

The Township Committee will hold
special meeting tomorrow night.
Bids will be received for the oling of
streets.
Miss Clara Brown, of Prospect
street, will entertain at sewing bee
at her home Thursday afternoon.
Mrs. William l.. Long, of Ridgewood
road, will give a birthday reception in
honor of her daughter, Genevieve, at
her home Wednesday afternoon from
3 to O'Clock.
The Cinnamon Club Juniors lost q
basketball game to the Hilton Juniors
in the South Orange High School
gymnasium Saturday, the score being
% to %
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fered intensely. Since Mrs. Rouse
has been giving him DR.. Caldwelfs
Syrup Pepsin all trouble has disap-
poared and the boy is becoming TO
bust.
Thousands keep DR.. Caldwelfs
Syrup Pepsin constantly in the house.
for every member of the family can
use it from infancy to old age. The
users of Syrup Pepsin have learned
to avoid cathartics, salts, mineral
waters, pills and other harsh RENEE
dies, for they do but temporary good
and are a shock to any delicate sys-
TEN.
Families wishing to try free sam
pie bottle can obtain it postpaid by
addressing DR.. w. b. Caldwell, 419
Washington street, Monticello, I'll. A
postal card with your name and ad-
dress on it will do.
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Mrs. R. Maguire's Funeral

The funeral of Mrs. Rosanna Ma
guire, sixty years old, the mother of
Edward f. Mcguire, treasurer of the
Federal Trust Company, was held at
10 o'clock today from her home, SO
Voorhees, street, to the Church of the
Blessed Sacrament, where a solemn
high mass was offered. Interment fol-
lowed in the Holy Sepulchre Gene
terry.
Mrs Mcguire died Friday after an
Illness of two weeks. Her death is
attributed to the infirmities of old
age. Mrs Maguire's husband died
four years ago. Two daughters and
three sons survive her.
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Funeral of Chas. Pfeifer
Will Be Held Tomorrow

Funeral services for Charles Pfeifer,
who died Friday night at his home,
So Hamburg place, will be held to-
morrow afternoon at 2 o'clock at his
late home. Interment will follow in
the Paramount Cemetery. Rev. Ed
ward Thurman, pastor of st. Ste
phen's German Evangelical Church,
will ofiiciate
Mr. Pfeifer was six ty -four years old
and an uncle of former Alderman
Louis Pfeifer. He has lived in this
city for half century and retired
from active business about twelve
years ago. He died after short ILL
ness from pneumonia. His widow,
Mrs. Margaret Pfeifer; a brother,
Herman Pfeifer and three nephews,
former Alderman Louis Pfeifer,
Charles Pfeifer and Herman Pfeifer
survive him.
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Masons to Attend Funeral

A delegation of members of Ophir
Lodge, No. 1856, F. and A. NJ, of East
Orange, will go to Middletown, N.
Y, today to attend the funeral of
Henry w. Carroll, a former resident
of East Orange, who died Friday at
his home in Middletown. Mr.. Car
roll. who was thirty-nine years old
was a member of the lodge. He is
survived by his wife and one daugh-
fer
Newark evening star and Newark advertiser. [volume] (Newark, N.J.) 1909-1916, 1914-03-23
An Appeal to Wives

You know the terrible affliction
that comes to many homes from the
result of a drinking husband or son.
You know of the money wasted on
"Drinlx" that is needed In the home to
purchase food and clothing. ORRINE
has saved thousands of drinking men.
given secretly. ious money will be
Refunded IL, afte:' trial. Il has failed
to benefit. Costs only $1.00 a box.
let us cell you of the good ORRINE
is doing Chas. Holzhauer, Broad and
Market: VIM. j. Riker & Sons Co.,
Broad and Clinton: VIM. B Tkiker &.
Sons Co., Market and Washington;
Abram Moshsr. Orange. N. J.
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What Poverty Does.

Mayor Rockwell. of Akron, was con-
demning the claim, often put forward
by the rich, that poverty Is good for
the character.
Poverty is good for nobody" he
said. ut embitters the mind, hardens
the heart, causes unhappiness and
fear and suffering.
There is nothing like adversely,
a millionaire once said to me: there S
nothing like adversely to bring a man
out
YES l replied, out at the ell
bows &C Cincinnati ENQUIRER.
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Miss Jane Cunning

Funeral services for Miss Jane Gun
ming, daughter OF the late Terrence
and Mary Cunning, were held today
in st. Columba's Roman Catholic
Church. where high mass of requiem
was offered Miss Cunning was buried
in the Holy Sepulchre Cemetry. Six
OF her nephews acted as pall-bearers.
Miss Cunning died Friday at her
home. II Quitman street. She was one
of the Oldest parishioners of st. Co
lumba's Church. Miss Cunning was
member of the Sacred Heart League
and a member of the Rosary Society.
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CITY ADyERTIsEnIENTs.

COMMISSIONERS SALE OF BUILDINGS.
We, the undersigned commissioners, duly
appointed 10 compete. estimate and fix dam
ages for local improvements having mads
an estimate and assessment of damages a.is.
BRANFORD PLACE.
from the westerly line of Halsey street to
point on the southerly line of Springfield
avenue located about 44.33 feet east Of this
premises at public auction on Wednesday
March %, 1914 at about 10 o'clock in the
morning OF said day. starting at the north
westerly corner of Halsey street and Garfield
street. No. 2o9 Halsey street, No 20s on CITY
block map, ~ STORY brick building. hot and
cold water, good kitchen arrangements. bath
gas and electricity No 27S washington
street, 2-story brick building, plumbing first
class gas, electricity; No. az Washington
water and gas; No. s42 Plane street, s-story
brick, gas, electricity, water and bath; No
water; No. 34i Plane street, s-story brick
and extension, hot and cold water, Kitchen
and bath MIXTURES, gas, dumb-waiter: No. sas
Plane street. S-story frame building gas and
water: No 34b Plane street. 3-story frame
dwelling; No. 20 Arlington street 3ih-storv
frame building and 2-story rear frame; No.
Fl Arlington street, Il STORY frame dwell
ing: No. 10 Arlington street az .storv frame
dwelling; No. 25 Arlington street. ~ story
4-story brick manufacturing building; No. ~
Arlington street. i-story brick manufactur-
ing building; No 90 Arlington street, 3-story
brick dwelling; No. 50 Nicholson street, Z
story brick No. 80 Nicholson street 2-storv
brick stable; No. 4s Nicholson street, 2-story
brick storage and dwelling; No AZ Nicholson
street, 1-story frame she'd No. 81 Nicholson,
street, 2-story brick factory. 3-story brick
stable and apartment.
Terms Will be twenty-five (25) per cent al
time of purchase. and the remaining amount
Q, purchase price on or before the expiration
OF two t2l days from date of sale
The condition of the sale will be that ths
purchaser viii tear down and remove tha
said buildings on or before May l. 1919.
The right Is reserved to withdraw the sals
* deemed best. 80
Dated March 1e, 1914
WILLIAM DIMOND
JOSEPH HEISLER
ADOLPH HOLZNER
inal is-ot Commissioners.
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Floating Picture Palace.

Probably the most curious picture
palace in the world is the moving
cinematograph theatre which is to be
seen in the Netherlands harbors. 1t
consists of ship 164 feet long, has an
electric plant, and Is fitted up with
extreme comfort. This floating the
atre has proved a financial success,
the majority of its patrons being sea-
port residents and sailors.
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Working the Conductor.

How old is that child?" asked the
conductor.
Just five years" replied the wom-
an who had offered half fare for the
child.
HE looks considerably more than
that"
II know it. but he's from Philadel-
phia, and they're so slow over there
it takes a child a long time to grow
up."-Y onkers Statesman.
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WOMAN ACTS AS TOWN CLERK

Miss Amy Wood clerk in the office
of Frank Foster. tax collector of
Bloomfield, has been sworn in as act
ing town clerk of Bloomfield, while
Town Clerk Raymond #. Davis is on
his honeymoon in the South. Miss
Wood will take charge of her new
office this morning.
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Society Of the Oranges

Mrs. A. W. Elkins, of Prospect
street, East Orange, and her daugh-
ter, Miss Marguerite Elkins, accom-
panied by Miss Eleanor Everitt, of
Central avenue, Orange, will &c
abroad later in the spring to spend
some time in England.
Mr.. and Mrs. Oliver de Gray Van
derbilt, jr., of Cincinnati, will visit
Mr. and Mrs. Vanderbilt, sr., at their
home on Evergreen place, East Or
ange, next week for a few days. Mrs.
Vanderbilt will entertain at a lunch
con for her daughterin-law.
The Beethoven Music Club will meet
on Friday afternoon with Miss Mary
Van Gunten, of Grove street, north,
East Orange, when the program for
next seasons study will be presented
by Mrs. Leroy Minard, chairman of
the program committee.
Mr.. and Mrs. William S. Sargent
and family, of Llewellyn Park, will
return from Bermuda on Wednesday.
Miss Maragretta Wylly. of East Or
ange, will be the guest of honor to-
morrow at bridge to be given by
Miss Jean Haddock, of New York.
Mr.. and Mrs. Charles Schweinler,
of st. Cloud, and their daughters, the
Misses Dorothy and Helen Schweinler,
will return next week from a trip
South. Carl and Frederick Schwein-
Ter, their sons, will return from col
lege at the same time for the Easter
Vaca tiOn
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HAD TO RE.

Little five-year-old Bessie was tell
ing about some medicine she had
taken while i'll.
Yes" she said, 81 took some COM
pulsion of cod liver oil and"
"You mean emulsion, don't you,
dear-not compulsion?' said the Wis
itor
WELL" rejoined Bessie, there was
good deal of compulsion about it."
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Estate of Stephen b. Kent. deceased.
Pursuant to the order Of Isaac Shoenthal
Surrogate of the County of Essex, this day
made on the application of the undersigned
executor of said deceased notice Is hereby
given to the creditors of said deceased to
exhibit to the subscriber under oath or af-
firmation their claims and demands against
the estate of said deceased, within nine
months from this date, or they win be for
ever barred from prosecuting or recovering
the same against the subscriber
FIDELITY TRUST COMPANY.
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NOTICES

NOTICE is hereby given that the unders
signed VIII sell at public auction on March
sist. lg14, 10 a. M, at Standard Warehouse
q North Fourteenth street East Orange
N j. Of goods owned or stored under the
nam name OF Mrs: Enron, Mrs Mary Watson.
MIS- NJ Densrt. MRS Tyndall, Mr. George Miller.
for one year have not been paid.
H. j. HUNT, Proprietcr.
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NEWARK. N. j., March is, 1914.

Estate OF Francis Fletcher, deceased.
Pursuant to the order of Isaac 3hoenthal
Surrogate of the County of Essex. this day
made. on the application of the undersigned,
executor of said deceased, notice is hereby
given to the creditors of said deceased 10
exhibit to the subscriber under oath or af-
firInaton their claims and demands against
the estate of said deceased, within nine
months from this date. or they will be for
ever barred from prosecuting or recovering
the same against the subscriber.
MILES Il. QUINN.
John H. o'Connor, Proctor
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A celebrated doctor was sometimes
inclined to sleep in church during
the sermon, and friend who was
with him in the pew one Sunday
joked with him about nodding now
and then. The doctor insisted he had
been awake all the time.
Now. them" said his friend, can
you tell me what the sermon was
about?"
Eyes, / cam" said the doctor. 1T
was about half an hour too long"
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JUST A SLIP OF THE TONGUE.
Mrs CARRIER fell downstairs and
bit her tongue In two"
AZ feel sorry for her husband. She
was terror when she had only one
tongue