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Lincoln County times. (Jerome, Idaho) 1911-1919, 1914-02-05
Is Typhoid Conoucrcd7

Vaccination to prevent smallpox Is
so general in this country and has
been so effective In abolishing what
was formerly one OF the most dcstruc.
tive scourges OF the human race that
nearly everybody except the small
number OF people whose temperament
predisposes them to take the other
side" accepts II as a matter OF course
and recognizes In 1t one OF the great
est blessings conferred by modern
medical advancement. But typhoid
vaccination is somewhat comparative.
ly new. with which the public as a
whole is not familiar. Yet II will be
well for the public to take heed OF the
results that have been obtained by its
use In the United States army
Cleveland Leader.
Lincoln County times. (Jerome, Idaho) 1911-1919, 1914-02-05
WOULDN'T TRUST THE GATOR
Oarkey Had by No Means Lost His
Faith, But He Mas Just a Little
Apprehensive.

Bishop Mcdowell tells a story about
a southern baptism. A colored preach
er was dipping his converts in the wa
ters OF a tropical stream when one old
darkey saw a crocodile summing him
self on the opposite bank. When HE
turn came to be immersed he drew
back. casting terror-stricken eyes at
the sleeping saurian.
What's de mattah wild yo'. brud.
der said the parson; 20 all amt
skeered o dat dar gator. is yo'7"
The darkey admitted frankly that
he was.
Don yo' all member de story OBJ
Jonah an de whale. an how de whale
dun spit up Jonah on de shoah?'
Yes. passon. All members erbout
Jonah. But dat whale dun hab a con
science. Dat gator looks lax he might
20 to sleep an fergit all crbout me"
Lincoln County times. (Jerome, Idaho) 1911-1919, 1914-02-05
TWO SCORE MEET DEATH
when SHIP GOES DOWN
Two Liners Collide in Foo, the Pas
senoers and Crew of One Being
Thrown Into Icy Waters.

Norfolk, Va.-The story of how
forty-one persons went down to death
in the chilly waters of the Atlantic
when the liner Nantucket rammed
and SAM the steamer Monroe early
Friday, was brought to port by the
eighty-ive survivors of the sunken
ship, who were rescued and brought
to shore by the Nantucket.
The revised lists prepared by Cap
tain Johnson, who was saved.
showed:
Lost-Passengers, 10; crew, 22; to-
tai, Al.
Saved-Passengers, SO; crew, so;
total, 80.
The two vessels were making their
way slowly in a dense fog when the
collision occurred, the injured YES
sci sinking within ten minutes. Many
of the passengers had no chance for
their lives, many being caught IN
their staterooms and drowned.
Meantime the Nantucket, herself
badly damaged, had stood by, and
Captain Berry had aroused his sleep
ing crew. AS the Intellectual rays Of
the searchlight failed to pierce the
blanket of fog, Captain Berry ordered
out his lifeboats, and one by one
they slipped ava into the fog to
search for the Monroe. They found
only the struggling survivors ahoat
in the icy sea, crying frantically Tor
help.
May of those picked up were ex-
hausted, unable to help themselves.
Several had to be hauled over the
side Of the Nantucket with ropes.
Thomas R. Harrington kept his wife
afoa by almost superhuman efforts,
swimming with her hair in his teeth,
only to have her die a few minutes
after h was hauled aboard the Nan
tucket. Lieutenant l.. B. Curtis, y.
s.. A, kept himself afoat until res
cued. but died after reaching the
Nantucket.
Captain Johnson of the Monroe
and all of his officers got away from
h sinking vessel, and were rescued.
Wireless Operator Kuehn gave the
first S. o. S. call, and after adjusting
a life %preserver, which would doubt
less have saved his own life. re
moved his from his body and put it
on a girl. Kuehn was lost. His as
sistant, R. l.. Etheredge, was saved
Lincoln County times. (Jerome, Idaho) 1911-1919, 1914-02-05
WOULD DISSOLVE
SMELLING TRUST
DEPARTMENT OF JUSTICE PRE-
PAIRING PAPERS FOR ACTION
AGAINST ALLEGED COMBINE.
Action is Regarded by Officials as Of
Great Importance, Ranking Next
to Standard Oil and Steel
Trust Cases.

Washington.-After months of quiet
investigation the department of JUS
tice has concluded that it has suff-
Client grounds for suit to dissolve, un
der the Sherman antitrust act. the
American Smelling and Refining com
pany, the so-called smelling trust. 1t
is not probable that suit will be filed
Immediately. but it is understood that
the preparations have gone so far
that a bill in equity is being drawn
by department attorneys.
Suit against the smelling trust is
regarded here as of great Importance.
ranked only by the Standard Oil and
the steel corporation suits. This view
obtains not only because the Ameri-
can Smelling and Refining and the
American Shelters Securities COM
pany, which it controls, lave combined
authorized capital of nearly S150,000-
600, but because of the varied activi-
ties of the two concerns.
The parent company has a perpet-
ual charter under the laws of New
Jersey, and deals in bar gold and sill
YER, pig lead. copper and blue vitriol.
1t owns about twelve smelters and
W re%finineries. In the corporation
manual for 1913 its smelling capacity
is given at 5000 900 tons per annum
and it's refining capacity at 400. 900
ons. Through the Securities company,
its smelling capacity is increased by
$3.50, 900 tons and it's refining capaci-
ty by $780, 900 tons.
1t directly operates many mines in
Mexico. owns the capital stock of the
United States Zinc company at Pueb-
10, Colo; the Carbon Coal and Coke
company Of Colorado, the stock of the
American Shelters Steamship com
pany, which operates steamers be-
tween American and Mexican ports,
n is interested in other activities.
The officers of the refining com
pany include Daniel Gugenheim, pres
ident. Barton Sewell, vice-president;
Edward Brush. vice-president; w. E.
Merriss. secretary. and Isaac Guggen-
helm. treasurer.
Lincoln County times. (Jerome, Idaho) 1911-1919, 1914-02-05

A party OF C~levelanders entertained
some holiday visitors and having
showed them everything interesting In
Cleveland proper they had to take
them to Newburg for a view OF the
asylum. The superintendent was In
a genial frame OF mind and he con
Quoted the bunch personally.
Here is a queer case. ladies'" he
said. pausing at a particular cell
This man has the delusion hat he
possesses the motive power hat runs
the universe. He Is perfectly harm
less. but he actually believes that
without him the world would not
move. Strange notion. isn't it,"
Why. not at ALL" exclaimed one OF
the women My husband has the
same idea and he always has had IT,.
Is he crazy. too"
Lincoln County times. (Jerome, Idaho) 1911-1919, 1914-02-05

Americans will be interested to
know that from 1860 1t has been Gus
tomary to take a duty as one OF the
hereditary customs OF the crown. IN
1860 there was a duty OF eight pence
a gallon on all the tea liquor sold in
all coffee houses-a great in~conveni-
ence to tea drinkers. because It was
surveyed only twice a day by the ex.
else officers. and so could only be
brewed twice a day.-London Mall.
Lincoln County times. (Jerome, Idaho) 1911-1919, 1914-02-05

They were discussing horse racing.
II guess observed the Yankee.
I've seen the closest race ever run.
FOR ! once saw a horse adiudged win.
ner by a tongues length"
is that so?" drawled the English.
man. We'll. I've see a closer race
Than that. lived two years in Scot.
land."-Cleveland Leader.
Lincoln County times. (Jerome, Idaho) 1911-1919, 1914-02-05
Deadly Work Of Scorpion.

Some scorpion bites cause Illus
more than burning pain and numbness
in the part affected for a few days
But the more poisonous varieties Gauss
death, and that especially. when
they sting young children or ue-
bilitated old people. The lower CLASS
es Of people in Mexico suffer more Una"
the well-to-do, because of their CUSTOM
of going about half naked most OF 'no
time.
Lincoln County times. (Jerome, Idaho) 1911-1919, 1914-02-05
WILD DISORDER IN CONVENTION
Delegate Accuse Gompers of Drunk
enness-"Liar" Retors Gompers.

Delegate Accuses Gompers of Drunk
enness-"Liar" Retors Gompers.
NEUTRALITY-SUSPICIOUS. of the wild
est disorder marked Fridays session
of the United Mine Workers of Ameri-
ca.
Duncan Mcdonald, secretary and
treasurer of the Illinois miners,
charged that Samuel Gompers, presi-
dent of the American Federation of
Labor, was "gloriously drunk dur
ing the Seattle convention and on
other occasions. Gompers denied the
accusation from the convention plat
form. He called Mcdonald a liar
and a ''slanderer." Charles H.
Meyer, president of the Western
Federation of Miners, reiterated the
charge hat if the Michigan copper
miners strike failed it woul- be be.
cause of financial assistance not
given by the American Federation of
Labor.
Lincoln County times. (Jerome, Idaho) 1911-1919, 1914-02-05
THOMAS TALKS ON BANKING.
Colorado Senator lnterprets New Cur
rency Bill at Banquet in Salt Lake.

Salt, Lake City.-United States Sen.
ator Charles s. Thomas of Colorado
interpreted the new currency bin at
the first dinner Of the Bonneville club
Saturday night at the Hotel Utah.
More than 200 representative business
men of Salt Lake were present and
listened attentively 10 the senator's
address. in which many of the argu
ments for and against the currency
bill as passed by congress were blend.
ed to show that the bill is an improve.
ment over the old national banking
act.
Lincoln County times. (Jerome, Idaho) 1911-1919, 1914-02-05

well and hearty and weigh ABOUT
200 pounds. | feel very grateful thae
| found Dodds Kidney pills and you
may publish this letter II you wish. l
am serving ny third term az Probate
Judge OF Gray Co. Yours truly
PHILIP MILLER. Cimarron. Kan
Correspond with Judge Miller about
this wonderful remedy.
Dodds Kidney Pills. soc. per box al
your dealer or Dodds Medicine 90.
buffalo. N. Y. Write for Household
Hints. also music OF National Anthe"
English and German words) n re-
cipes for dainty dishes. All 3 sent frss-
Adv.
Lincoln County times. (Jerome, Idaho) 1911-1919, 1914-02-05
Government to Buy Radium.

Observation-Disclosures rights for
the government to buy all radium
found on public lands in private ex-
ploration and an appropriation OF
100000 for extracting radium from
such ores were proposed Saturday in
an administration bill by Chairman
Foster of the mines committee.
Lincoln County times. (Jerome, Idaho) 1911-1919, 1914-02-05
Digqs ~Surrenders.

San Francisco.-Maury l.. Diggs
former state architect, sought by the
police since Friday on a warrant
charging an offense against a 17-year-
old girl, gave himself up Sunday night,
declaring he had not evaded arrest.
Lincoln County times. (Jerome, Idaho) 1911-1919, 1914-02-05
Blame Located.

A grabbed old misogynlst said to
Ethel Barrymore at a dinner in Bar
Harbor:
Woman, Feminisml Suffrage.
BAH Why. there isn't a woman alive
who wouldn't rather be beautiful than
intelligent"
That's BECAUSE" said Miss Barry.
more calmly. so many men are stupid
while so few are blind"
Lincoln County times. (Jerome, Idaho) 1911-1919, 1914-02-05
Slew Man Who Wronged Her.

San Francisco.-Leah Alexander.
charged with the murder of ]. ID. Van
Baaleh an advertising man. October.
1S last, was found not guilty by a jury
Friday. Miss Alexander claimed Van
Raaleh had wronged her.
Lincoln County times. (Jerome, Idaho) 1911-1919, 1914-02-05
Four Hundred Killed in Battle.

Brownsville, Tex.-Four hundred
federals were killed in the battle of
Conception del Orc, Zacatecas, or were
executed after being captured, accord
ing to an official report to constitu-
tionalist headquarters in Matamoros
ON Thursday. The engagement took
place early this week south of Saltil-
10. The rebels lost seven killed and
seventy were wounded.
Lincoln County times. (Jerome, Idaho) 1911-1919, 1914-02-05
Governor Talks on Live Stock.

Logan, Utah.-One of the big fea
lures of the Farmers Roundup and
H-ousekeepers' conference at the Ag.
ricultural college vas the speech OF
Governor f. NJ. Ammons of Colorado
at the joint session Saturday fore.
noon. His talk was on Livestock
Culture" Governor Ammons is one
of the recognized authorities OF the
west on this subject.
Lincoln County times. (Jerome, Idaho) 1911-1919, 1914-02-05
Two Convicted of Murder.

Marysville. Cal.5Richard ("Black.
ie') Ford and H.. d. Suhr were found
guilty Saturday of murder in the sec
n degree for the killing OF f.. T
Maxwell, district attorney of Yuba
county, August 30, last year.
Lincoln County times. (Jerome, Idaho) 1911-1919, 1914-02-05
Crowded Out of Business.

Canandaigua, n. Y-Owing, 1t is
said, to the growth Of the parcel post
the Adams Express company has
closed its office here and it's business
will be handled by the local agent
OF the American Express company.
Lincoln County times. (Jerome, Idaho) 1911-1919, 1914-02-05

my breath was
short and | had
chills and back
ache. took the
pills about a year
age and have had
no I u OF the
palpitatIons. Am
now 60 years old.
able to do lots or
manual labor. am
Lincoln County times. (Jerome, Idaho) 1911-1919, 1914-02-05
Big Company Bankrupt.

Boston.-Henry Siegel & Co. OF
Boston, one Of the Siegel corpora,
lions for which receivers were an.
pointed a month ago, was adjudi.
Gated ! the United States distrlc.
court Saturday
Lincoln County times. (Jerome, Idaho) 1911-1919, 1914-02-05
Boy Convicted of Murder.

Los Angeles.-Louis Bundy, IS years
old, who killed Harold Ziesche. a 15-
year-old messenger, to get $50, was
found guilty here Friday of first de-
greece murder. Under the verdict he
must be hanged.
Lincoln County times. (Jerome, Idaho) 1911-1919, 1914-02-05
Federale Fighting Among Themselves

Culiacan. Sinaloa. Mexico FEEDER
al troops on the outskirts Of Guaymas
have mutinied and are fighting among
themselves, according to belated dis
patches reaching constitutionalists.
Lincoln County times. (Jerome, Idaho) 1911-1919, 1914-02-05
Easy Then to Be Gen.rou.

The trouble with some would.be
generous men Is that they always
leave their money at home in their
other clothes.
Lincoln County times. (Jerome, Idaho) 1911-1919, 1914-02-05
Blair Lee Seated.

Washington.-The senate on Wed
nesday seated Blair Lee, Democrat,
as a enator from Maryland. 1t was
the first contest to be voted on by the
senate coming up under the new di
rect elections amendment.
Lincoln County times. (Jerome, Idaho) 1911-1919, 1914-02-05
Denmark Aqrees to Arbitration

Observation-Disclosures of all
questions, including those involving
national honor, is proposed in a
treaty, the terms of which were
agreed upon by Secretary Bryan and
Constantin Brun. the Danish minister
Lincoln County times. (Jerome, Idaho) 1911-1919, 1914-02-05
JUDGE CURED, HEART TROUBLE

| took about 6 boxes OF Dodds Kid
ney pills for Heart Trouble from
which | had suffered for 8 years. L
had dizzy spells, my eyes pufed.
Lincoln County times. (Jerome, Idaho) 1911-1919, 1914-02-05
Her Preference.

what kind OF cut do you prefer III
meat?"
IA cut price"
Lincoln County times. (Jerome, Idaho) 1911-1919, 1914-02-05

DR.. Pierce's Pleasant Pellets first put w
40 years ago. They regulate and invieora.o1
stomach, liver and bowels. Sugareo"''S
tiny granulcs. Adv.
Lincoln County times. (Jerome, Idaho) 1911-1919, 1914-02-05
canniba,ism In New Guinea.

San Francisco.-Rev. H. A. Malley,
a young Congregational missionary,
who arrived Thursday on the liner
Ventura from the Antipodes, asserts
that c~annibalism still exists to a largo
degree in New Guinea
Lincoln County times. (Jerome, Idaho) 1911-1919, 1914-02-05
The Pioneer.

who started the first exposure Oh
the underworld? :,
IL guess It was the first volcano
Lincoln County times. (Jerome, Idaho) 1911-1919, 1914-02-05
Vlenna's Model Tenems,,.

Vienna builds tenements for its
poor Each building is supplied with
a cooperative store for the benefit of
the tenants.
Lincoln County times. (Jerome, Idaho) 1911-1919, 1914-02-05
Funds for Red Men.

Washington.-The Indian %appropria-
ton bill reported in the house, in ad-
dition TO the regular appropriation for
Indians in Utah, provides $4,000 for
the support of detached Indians in
the state.
Lincoln County times. (Jerome, Idaho) 1911-1919, 1914-02-05

a man always expects his wife TO be
a lot better than he expects her to ex-
pect him to be.
Lincoln County times. (Jerome, Idaho) 1911-1919, 1914-02-05

II sometimes requires a buoyant nS-
ture to keep up appearances.
Lincoln County times. (Jerome, Idaho) 1911-1919, 1914-02-05

Mrs. Antoinctte Funk Of Chicago Ia
Mrs. MedIIi Mccormick Fright hand
man" In the running Of the suffrage
lobby in Washington for an amend
nent to the constitution providing for
equal suffrage
The midland journal. (Rising Sun, Md.) 1885-1947, 1914-07-24
STEvENSON'S LAMENT.
A Book He Couldn't Read and the Kind
Of Story He Wanted.

Of Story He Wanted.
This, from the Letters of r. Z.
Stevenson. shows his aversion to
reading one of his own books and the
kind Of story for which he yearned:
TO w. e. Henley: / send you book
which Tor ! am mistookD will please
you-it pleased me. But do desire a
book of adventure romance-and no
man will get or write me one. Dumas
/ have read and reread too often;
Scott. too. and l am short. l want to-
hear swords clash. want book to
begin In good way-a book, guess,
like Treasure Island" alas. which I
have never read and cannot, though &
live to be ninety. l would that some
one else had written it! By all that I
can learn it is the very book for my
complaint. like the way l hear it
opens, and they tell me John Silver is
good fun. And to me it is and must
ever be dream unrealized. book un-
written. Oh. my sighings after ro-
nance or even Skeltery. and. oh, the
weary age which will produce me nei-
Their!
Chapter 1.-The night was dark
and cloudy, the ways foul. The single
horseman. cloaked and booted, who
pursued his way across WilIesden
common, had not met a traveller when
the sound Of wheels
Chapter I.-'Yes, sir said the old
pilot, she must have dropped into the
bay little afore dawn. A queer craft
she looks
"'She shows no coIors. returned the
young gentleman musingly.
They're a-lowering of a quarter
boat, Mr.. Mark resumed the old salt
We shall soon know more of her.
faye replied the young gentleman
called Mark, and here. Mr.. Seadrift,
comes your sweet daughter. Nancy.
tripping down the Cliff
God bless her kind heart, sir!' ejac-
ulated old Seadrift.
Chapter 1.-The notary, Jean Ros-
signol, had been summoned to the
top of great house in the Isle st.
Louis to make will. and now. his
duties finished. wrapped in a warm
roquelaure and with a lantern swing
ing from one hand. he issued from the
mansion on his homeward way. Little
did he think what strange adventures
were to befall him
That is how stories should begin.
And am offered husks instead
What should be:
The Filibuster's Cache
Jerry Abershaw.
Blood Money: Tale
What is:
Aunt Anne's Tea Cozy.
Mrs. Brierly's Niece.
Society: a Novel.
r T., &
The midland journal. (Rising Sun, Md.) 1885-1947, 1914-07-24
n.nrp ana DyIot.l.v

The Saxon word '.inn.H taken in its
present sense, was probably In use be
fore the conquest. whereas the purely
French word hotel as generally ap-
piled to ian inn of style and preten-
sion," dates only from about the time
when officers Of the British army OF
occupation returned from Paris with
enthusiastic accounts of Meurice's and
dozen other hostelries Of the Rue de
Rivoli and the Rue ST. Honore which
quite threw the humber accommoda-
ton offered by the average British inn
of that period into the shade At the
commencement of the nineteenth cen
fury Frenchmen taught sthe London
innkeeper the science of hotel keeping.
before the beginning Of the twentieth
the Englishman had begun to return
the compliment. Country Life.
The midland journal. (Rising Sun, Md.) 1885-1947, 1914-07-24
Burton's One Book. :

Robert Burton. who was buried in
Christchurch cathedral. Oxford. was
an author of one book and one book
only. His Anatomy of Melancholy
has been favorite Of many celebrated
authors. Milton Byron and Lamb were
impressed by it; Sterne was greatly In
debted to it. and DR.. johnson avowed
that this was the only book that could
tempt him out Of bed two hours before
his. usual time of rising. Such praise.
coming from so great a worthy. stimu-
lated public interest in deservedly
valuable work which had been allowed
to fall into Obscurity
The midland journal. (Rising Sun, Md.) 1885-1947, 1914-07-24
The Palm Tree Of Capri.

knew palm tree upon Capri. 1t
stood in select society of shining fig
leaves and lustrous oIeanders. 1t over
hung the balcony and 81 looked, far
oxerleaning. down upon the blue Medi-
terranean. Through the dream mists
Of southern Italian Moons it looked up
the broad bay of Naples and saw
vague Yesuvius melting away, or at
sunset the isles of the Sirens. or in the
full May moonlight the oranges of Sor-
rento. And from the Sorrento where
Tasso was born 1t looked across to
pleasant Posilippo. where vergil is
buried. and to stately Ischia. The palm
Of Capri saw all that was fairest and
most famous in the bay of Naples. -
George William Curtis
The midland journal. (Rising Sun, Md.) 1885-1947, 1914-07-24
Has Your Child Wormsp

Most children do. A Coated,
Furred Tongue; Strong Breath;
Stomach Pains; Circles under Eyes;
Pale, Sallow Complexion; Nervous,
Fretfnl; Grinding of Teeth; Tossing
in Sleep; Peculiar Dreams any one
of these indicate Child has Worms
Get a box of Kickapoo Worm
Killer at once. 1t kills the
Worms-the cause of your child's
con .ition Is Laxatiye and aids
Nature to expel the Worms. Sup
piled in candy form. Easy for
children TO take. 25c.. at your
Druggist.
The midland journal. (Rising Sun, Md.) 1885-1947, 1914-07-24
cHAs. $. eye,
GENERAL INSURANCE
Real Estate For Sale.
MARYLAND.
RISING sun.

Flour and tirist Mill, in Rowiandville. Md,
216story Stone building, four rolls. double
stand, necessary cleaning i--achinery, round
stands on Is. G. division of p. b. q w. r. h.
Also l1S story Frame House, blacksmith
Shop Barn aud Stable for four mead of stock
other outbuildings Plenty of fruit on pro-
perty. All in good order and well establish
ed business Price S50M, half can remain in
property. balance on suitable terms
Store properly at Oak wood. 9Th election dis
trict of Cecil county on State road from Con-
owingO to Rising Sun, ~ mile from former
place Frame building containing nine rooms,
including large store room, Barn and other
outbnildings all in good order. Plenty of
fruit. Possession ut once. Price $500, suitable
terms.
Seven room House and lot in Lyles, Pa.
Baru and other outbuldiDgs, all in good order.
A nice home Price Sl00 terms to suit.
Farm 31k miles northwest of Rising Sun. con-
tanning 2O9l9 acres. room house built of
Port Deposit granite, large frame barn with
stabling tor IS head of stock, granaries, hog
house, chicken house, other outbuidings, all
in good order, 100 acres In high state of cuiti-
walton, balance in good timber. Price, $35 per
acre, half cash and balance on 5 per cent
mortgage.
Two small Ear ms near Colora, on B. G. divi-
sion of p. b & w. X. r. Suitable terms.
The Friedman property in Port Deposit. Com
bined store and dwelling. granite building, 10
rooms including large store room, electric light
and bath. Une of the best business stands In Port
Deposit Also Stable for four head OF stock. Lot
l50x20 feet Property in good repair Price,
So 900, on easy terms
For detailed Information ON above properties,
call ON or address
The midland journal. (Rising Sun, Md.) 1885-1947, 1914-07-24
A Good Investment.

w. d. Magli. well known merchant
of Whitemound. Wis, bought stock Of
Cham erlain's medicine so as to be able
10 supply them to his customers Afer
receiving them he was himself taken sick
and says that one small bottle OF Cham
berlain's Collie. Cholera aud Diarrhoea
Remedy was worth more to him than the
cost of his entire stock of these medicines.
For sale by ALI Dealers.
The midland journal. (Rising Sun, Md.) 1885-1947, 1914-07-24
They All Think That.

There goes man who is sure I'm
not doing my duty to my family"
Zone Of your neighbors?"
mo"
Evidently friend of an intimate
friend of yours?"
Wrong again. Mot even an ac-
quaintance"
who is he, then?'
"a life insurance agent. Detroit
Free Press.
The midland journal. (Rising Sun, Md.) 1885-1947, 1914-07-24
The Thunder.

"Say. mamma queried the small
son Of local labor leader. sis it the
thunder that strikes or the lightning?''
THE lightning. dear was the reply.
'Oh. WELL" replied the youngster. II
suppose the thunder doesn't belong 70
the union."-C Chicago News.