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The Denison review. [volume] (Denison, Iowa) 1867-current, 1914-04-15

where she was born and grew to wo
manhood, and she finds great changes
have taken place, both in her old
friends as we'll as the scenes of the
neighborhood and surroundings.
Mrs. Joseph Mengis and baby, OF
Denison, enjoyed portion OF the past
week at her parental home in kiron,
and calling upon relatives and numer-
Gus friends.
The Mission Aid circle, which met
with Mrs. Otto Clauson Thursday AT.
ternoon, was attended by a goodly
number, requiring some seventy five
lunch plates to go around.
On Thursday last the two acre pas.
ture tract, lying due south of the stock
yards and owned by 7. E. Hustled, at
ST. Charles, was sold through the
Clauson Bros. real estate agency to
Albert Johnson.
DR.. j. r. Snyder, of Violin, S. D.,
made Kiron a visit last Wednesday on
business.
Mr.. and Mrs Roy Eckman are the
happy parents of smart little baby
boy, who came to cheer and gladden.
and help them make up their home, on
last Tuesday evening. Grandpa Eek
man in Kiron was so elated over the
event (Which put him in the ranks OF
grandpa for the first time) that he
was up at daylight the following morn
ing and awakened neighbors to tell
them of the joyful news.
The Kiron News has a change in
editorship this week. Mr.. DeWald re-
tired and from what We can learn will
devote his time in the interest of the
News at Odebolt. The new editor, f..
d. Gillett, late of Hampton, Iowa, has
taken charge and will edit and man.
age the News in the future. He indi-
Gates a possession of pushing vim and
makeup, to make us believe that he
will put out first class newsy paper,
which will be credit to Kiron. Sue
cess to you, Editor Gillett. Exhibitor
DeWald left Thursday for Carroll to
look after matters connected with mat
rimonial affairs before entering into
his new work.
Mr.. and Mrs. Emil Lundblad and
Mrs. William Paulson autoed down
from Odebolt Thursday afternoon to
attend the Mission Aid society meet
ing at the o. E. Clauson home and to
visit friends.
Mrs. A. P. Lindblad, who formerly
resided here for so many years on the
homestead north of town, is reported
to be very low at her home in Fort
Dodge.
Mr.. and Mrs John Tureen, Mrs. G..
Gustafson and Mamie Lundberg autoed
to Pomeroy Saturday, where they Wis
tied relatives over Sunday.
Miss Marie Warren, of Pomeroy, is
visiting at the home of her grandfath-
err, A. F. Lundberg, and with other
relatives this week.
Mrs. Lizzie Hansen of Chicago
came to kiron on Thursday last to
remain for some time at the home of
her mother, Mrs. S. A. Palm and to
visit relatives and friends.
Easter Sunday was indeed fine and
a large turn out is reported at all the
churches. At the Mission church the
Sunday School children rendered a
splendid Easter program. At the close
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Mr.. and Mrs A. D. Whey were
Denison shoppers Monday and Mrs.
Whey had some dental work done.
Mrs S D. Newton went to Boyer on
Tuesday and returned home Wednes-
day evening.
S. D. Newton and Mrs. A. d. Whey
and babe visited at Geo. Newcom's
Wednesday and helped Mrs Newcom
celebrate her birthday.
Asa Brown shipped barrel Of poul-
try Tuesday.
Mr.. and Mrs. Horace Miller visited
at the Asa Brown home Thursday
A. D. Whey sawed wood for Milton
Johnson and U. S. Dunbar Tuesday
and Wednesday.
Miss Christina Petersen, of Denison,
| visited at the home of her sister, Mrs.
Henry Lass, Thursday.
| Mr. and Mrs. A. 4. Curry, of Denison
visited at the home of their daughter,
Mrs. Asa Brown, Friday. Mr.. Curry
farm near there.
The Misses Hetric and Bertha LANCE
visited Miss Lass Friday.
The little babe of Mr.. and Mrs. E..
McNeal has been quite sick, but is
some better.
| Mr.. and Mrs. Lass autoed out to
Fred Petersen's Sunday and took din
ner with them.
Mr.. and Mrs. U. S. Dunbar visited
at the Asa Brown home Sunday.
! Mr.. and Mrs. Hannibal Fink and
daughter autoed down to the home of
Mrs. Finks sister, Mrs. Marshall, who
is on the sick list, Sunday afternoon.
Mr.. and Mrs. Girls Johnson spent
Sunday afternoon at Henry Lass.
Mr.. and Mrs. Firman Newcom took
dinner Sunday at the home of his
brother, Heman, and after dinner they
autoed to Schleswig and Kiron.
At the NJ E. church Easter services
Sunday morning Rev. Ra1ston chris
tened Mr.. and Mrs A. d. Winey's
baby, giving it the name William Wes-
Hey Whey. The little fellow was eX-
ceptionally good.
Miss Mary Fink visited Miss Lovicie
Morris Saturday.
Mr.. and Mrs. Mcbride and Mr.. and
Mrs. James McKim were visitors at
the ]. W. Wilkinson home Sunday
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Frank Carl spent Saturday evening
in Dow City.
Fred Boettger, Sr. and son spent
Sunday at the Fred Boettger home.
Mr.. and Mrs. Mahnke attended the
silver wedding anniversary of Mr.. and
Mrs. Chris Groth near Schleswig on
Thursday evening.
The Easter program at the Paradise
Center school was we. attended and
a very nice program enjoyed.
Tebbe Brothers spent Sunday with
Fred Kuehl.
Mr.. and Mrs. Christ Hanson, of
Denison, are visiting friends and rel
atives near kenwOod.
Mr.. and Mrs. Henry Vogt and Mr.
and Mrs. Jurgen Petersen spent Sun
day at the home of II. and Mrs. Chas
Bunk.
Mr.. and Mrs. c. Hansen and Mr..
Tebbe were visiting at the Listamann
home Sunday.
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Mr. j. G. Behler has resigned as
Manager of the Nye, Schneider Fow-
Ter Co. and Mr.. l.. Herbsen of Schles-
wig has been appointed to fill his
place. Mr.. Behler intends to go to
Nebraska into other fields. We are
sorry to see Mr.. and Mrs. Behler leave
our little city and we wish them sue
cess in their new home.
Mr.. VIM. Below has accepted the
position as second man at the Nye
Schneider Fowler &C. at Schleswig
and left for there Thursday.
Our town lot agent A. F. Bothmann
reports the sale of two lots to Carl
Kruger who will move into town
as soon as he has put up a new set
of buildings on one of his farms so as
to rent them separate as soon as he
can secure carpenters to erect his
home in this city.
VIM. Stamp of Bloomfield, Neb. is
visiting his son Henry this week.
E. w. Jones has resigned his posi-
ton as section foreman on the c. &
N. w. to take effect the Goth of this
month. He will move on the Chas
Larson farm near Ute, wish him sue
cess.
Prof. A. c. Wendt who had charge
of the German Lutheran Parochial
school for the past Is years has tend
cred his resignation to take effect
July 1st The Prof. has been very
much liked and we are sorry to see
him take this step, but owing to sick
ness and the strain the inside work
had on him he wishes to be free so
that he can recuperate. We have not
learned just where he intends to go
but we wish him quick recovery and
that he may be with us again, as his
smiles and hand shakes will be greatly
missed. The congregation has not
called for another teacher and as the
school will close June 30th until the
1st of September they will not secure
another before next fall.
A deal is under way whereby Matt
Wells, our enterprising harness maker
is to become the proprietor of the
Ricketts, hotel, Mr.. Munster, the pres
ent owner keeping the butcher shop
and lunch counter. Mr.. Wells is at
Denison at present arranging for the
sale of his house and will bring Mrs.
Wells with him. We welcome them
to our midst.
A petition has been circulated ask
ing the State Board of Railroad COM
to compel the C. &. N. w.
to put on another freight train on the
Lake line. We have
not heard when the hearing of this
petition will be.
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Mr.. and Mrs. Charles Highland, of
Early; Mr.. and Mrs. Charles Sager,
OF Mason City, j. M. Brogan and
children and Agnes, Jane and Frank
Brogan spent Sunday afternoon at
the A. w. Fredricksen home in Ode
bolt.
The Misses Christian and Lena
Schwanz and Messrs Ernest, Chris
and Louie SchWanz spent Sunday eve
ming at the T. M. Brogan home.
Mr.. and Mrs. f. Fauglewait We're
entertained at the Frank Weed home
Sunday.
B. Mclaughlin was business cal
Ter in Odebolt Wednesday.
Mr.. and Mrs. G. r. Shives spent
Easter Sunday in Deloit.
Chris Rath was business caller in
Wall Lake Monday
Mrs. Frank Weed and Mrs. Carrie
Hay were passengers to Denison Mon
day.
Henry Fertig autoed to Denison in
his new Buick Sunday.
Mr.. and Mrs. Barney Simons spent
Sunday at the rloyd Cook home.
J. B. Ketterer was Sunday visitor
at the Henry Fertig home.
Joe Peters spent Saturday in Wall
Lake.
Will Koran of Odebolt shipped a
load of horses to oiouX City Wednes-
day.
Peter Wulf and family visited at the
Charles Dean home Wednesday.
George Schwanz and family autoed
to Odebolt Saturday
Frank Brogan was a business pas
senger to Denison Thursday
Heinrich Schwanz and family at
tended church at Wheatland Good
Friday.
John Clausen and family, of Early,
Mr.. and Mrs. Jim Richardson of Ode
bolt, and Emil Novotne and family of
Vail spent Sunday at the G.. H. Rich
ardson and Gus Andersen homes.
Chas. O'Donnell and Fred Lamaak
are driving new Fords.
John Brogan and Miss Ellen Brogan
of Odebolt spent Thursday with their
grandmother near Boyer.
Miss Carrie Hay was a Wall Lake
shopper Saturday.
Ernest SchwanZ and father autoed
to Vail on business Saturday.
J. A. Williams of Denison spent
Wednesday at the T. Brogan home.
Miss Lizzie Brogan spent Friday in
Denison on business.
Miss Mollie Koran of Odebolt was
visiting Mrs. p. T. Flynn in Denison
last week.
Henry Peters of Arcadia was bus
mess caller in this vicinity Saturday.
George Bill of Fl. Dodge spent few
days the past week with friends in
Brogan.
Madge Schwanz was a passenger to
Denison Wednesday.
Miss Dorothy Sweeney of Sioux
City spent part of last week with her
uncle, John Kieser, at Herring.
Mr.. and Mrs. Arthur Brotherson
gave a party to a large number of
friends Saturday evening. Those |
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We are pleased to state that Mrs.
D. F. Bryan is improving from her
recent severe attack of appendicitis.
The relatives and friends of Mr.. Eli
Malone, of Platte, S. D., were great
ly saddened to learn on Monday last
that he lost his wife and two babies
by death and relatives hurried to the
home at that place to attend the fun
eral.
Miss Jean Nolan visited her cousin,
Mrs. E. Bryan, last week.
Mesdames Garrett and Fienhold
were shopping and calling on friends
in Denison Saturday.
Mr.. and Mrs. Fred Stevenson and
daughter visited at the parental, Jas.
Turner, home Sunday afternoon.
Miss Lorraine Vollertsen, of Battle
Creek, came Saturday for weeks
visit with her cousin, Miss Gladys
McCord.
Mrs. Erlywine, teacher of Center
school, spent Saturday and Sunday
with the home folks at Rodney
Misses May and Marie Conner, of
Denison, and Miss Owens and brother,
Eugene, were guests at the home of
Oscar Fienhold Saturday.
The little daughter of Mr.. and Mrs.
r. d. Malone has been quite i'll re-
Gently.
Mrs. Clarence Bryan enjoyed visit
with her mother, Mrs. E. Riddle, and
aunt, Mrs. Butterworth, of Sioux City,
last week.
Mr.. and Mrs. H. Knowles enter
tanned a number of their relatives last
Sunday.
Sam Fox, Jr. and family are enjoy
ing motoring in their new Chevrolet
car.
Mr.. and Mrs. John Rockwell are
entertaining few of their relatives
from Nebraska this week,
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Gingerbread With Cream.

One-half cup sugar, one tablespoon
full butter, one egg, pinch of salt; one
cup good light molasses, one teaspoon
ground ginger, one tablespoon baking
soda, dissolved in three-fourths cup
cold water, two cups flour. Bake slow
ly in deep pan. Can be served cut in
squares, with whipped cream for des-
sert. Whip one-half pint cream, add
two tablespoons powdered sugar (sift-
ed) and one-half teaspoon vanilla.
Serve on the warm gingerbread. Very
nice with q fish dinner.
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present report most enjoyable time.
Mr.. and Mrs. Frank JAMS spent Sun
day at the pleasant home of his broth
er, S. J. JAMS
Mr. and Mrs. Harry Williamson of
Lake View were Denison shoppers
Friday.
There We're fourteen automobiles in
Herring at one time Thursday This
speaks we'll for small town.
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B. N. Benson went to Ricketts, last
Thursday to do some building work,
but owing to the chilly weather de-
cided to wait until warmer weather,
and returned home Friday.
Mrs. Amy Engelking and children.
of Colorado Springs, Colo, are spend
ing this month in Kiron's neighbor-
hood with relatives and many former
friends and schoolmates. Quite a
number of years have passed since
Mrs. Engelking left this neighborhood.
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Sunday deliveries of beer have had
to stop in Cleveland. Many citizens
will no longer be in doubt as to the
destination of their Sunday afternoon
stroll.
The Julesburg grit-advocate., 1914-11-05
Dob" and "coh.n

Most people would know what was
meant by the term bob" speaking Of
money. But would they be able to
say offhand what cob" is, or was,
In similar connection? 1t was used
in polite circles in the seventeenth
century. for 1t occurs In 4 letter from
the earl Of Essex: 80 my wife gave
her cob, for which she seemed yery
thAnkfur-printed on the new volume
OF the Camden" series. the editor Of
which gives the information that the
cob was "a piece Of money. the value
OF which varied from four shillines
to q much ~ six shillinxs In lS76."-
London Chrou1cla
The Julesburg grit-advocate., 1914-11-05
10 10-MINUTE-A-DAy Wife
Writer In Golfers Doesn't by Any
Means Agree With Inez Mil
holland 6oissevain.

Feminism by all means-only that
doesn't commit one to accepting every
statement advanced by Nine. Inez Mil
holland Boissevain. Take her remark
the other day about ten minutes in
every twenty-four hours being enough
for keeping house." Now, ten minutes
may do in Manhattan apartment
house. where babies are against the
law, but who calls running Manhat
tan apartment housekeeping" In our
town there are no uniformed hall
boys to fall back on: no speaking tubes
or dumb walters or maid service in
cluded" in the lease. One cannot have
breakfast brought to ones bed for the
asking; some time. somehow. that
breakfast has to be cooked. The house
keeper in our town II . homemaker.
She has mending to do. and stops let
ter writing or preparing a club paper
on H. G. Wells to kiss . ''hurted place
and make 1t well. Nrs. lnex's hippaney
The Julesburg grit-advocate., 1914-11-05

Beat two eggs. add half q cupful of
milk. two-thirds Of cupful OF flour.
or less to make a batter that drops
from the spoon. Add teaspoonful
of parsley. 4 teaspoonful of baking
powder and pepper to season. Beat
hard. add the fish and cook in deep
fat. Serve with cucumber sauce. or
sliced cucumbers.
Lobster saues.-This is good with
any white fleshed fish. The founda-
ton is Hollandaise sauce. Stir a table
spoonful Of butter with a few drops
of onion Juice. the Juice Of half a
lemon, an eighth of bay leaf. pepper
to season and half cunful Of white
stock When well blended over the
fire remove and stir in the well beaten
yolks Of two eggs, cook all together
five minutes, add teaspoonful Of but
ter, half pound of lobster meat and
a tablespoonful of lobster coral.
Fried mushrooms added to slices of
tomato and served with salad Dress
ing makes a most delicious and un-
usual salad.
Stuffed Egg Plant.-Take two good
sized egg plants and boil until tender.
Remove from the fire and cool. Into
a wooden bowl put two good sized
onions. peppers. few sprigs Of pars-
ley, four cloves Of garlic, four or five
ripe tomatoes, chop fine and add two
cupfuls of cracker crumbs Mix thor
oughly. Scoop out the inside Of the
eggplants. being careful not to break
the outside. put this into a bowl and
chop. seasoning with salt and butter,
fill the shells with the stuflng and
sprinkle with buttered crumbs and
grated cheese. Serve from the shells.
Pulled crackers are very good pre-
pared as follows: Split crackers, dip
in water and put into a hot oven.
When puffed drop spoonful of jelly
on each and serve at once.
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HBBaae[HH
66AB[NEG

God woVe . web Of loveline0.
OF clouds and stars and birdA
But made not anything At all
30 beautiful as words
They shine around our simple sartA
With golden shadow-wings.
And every common thing they eooeh
Is exquisite with wings.
There's nothing poor and nothing s0All
But is made fair with them.
They are the hands OF living faith
That touch the garments hen-
The Julesburg grit-advocate., 1914-11-05

~ arrival q tAs yosag nsaL 1As
girls followed ths1.
Nov - IN - play - yos - A.
othsr - tuns - that i nads -
~ - myself"
The judge hooked Il his son With
that Apologize tolerance with which
he Usually regarded him. He vas not
ashamed Of him: but be refused to
take him seriously. He would not even
punish him. Keep on practicinE.
Sammy. You'll get there some day"
Sammy redoubled his slow and
mournful efforts. knowing in his heart.
undoubtedly. what 1t was he meant to
play. but communicating to no one.
either BY the spoken word or any
sound he made upon the strings.
III you're doing that for me. Sam
my" Broadway suggested kindly.
don't overtax yourself I'm willing
you should stop at any time"
well" said the good-natured youth.
"I-got-to practice anyhow" and
kept on plunking.
Mrs. SpotswOod was annoyed. Sam
my sometimes got upon her nerves.
We'll. 60 home and practice. Don't
strum et that thing here"
He looked up discontentedly as. with
the others except Jackson. she went
up the porch steps and into the house
He sat lingering the strings half
heartedly for a few seconds. while
Broadway watched him earnestly.
Then. from the interior. came the
sound of plano. This stirred the
youngsters ire.
Say - keep - that piano -
quiet - will - you! Gosh shows
how - much - you - know - about
- music! You can - hear -
piano - any - day. There - amt
= ten - good - banjo - players in
- Connecticut"
You're all right. Sammy" Broad
way told him reassuringly. Il don't
The Julesburg grit-advocate., 1914-11-05
SYNOPSIS.

Jackson Jones. nicknamsd broadway"
because of his continual glorihcation of
New York's great thoroughfare. IL anx.
TO Asnsr Sonss h' hi. uSee
very angry because Broadway refuses to
settle down and take place in the gum
factory in which he succeeded to his
forms Broadway that $50 go left him by
his father is at his disposal. Broadway
makes record time in heading for his
Hs~ York sfTs. fTiend n Rossrt & S Wallace, Broad
sance on the White Way. -Four years
hat he !. nos only broke. but heavily in
asbt. He quietly seeks work without sue
eess. Broadway becomes engaged to Mrs.
Gerard. an ancient widow wealthy and
way Is broke and offers him position
with his fathers advertising nrm. but It
e declined. Wallace takes charge OF
q teiesram announcing the death Of his
sole heir. Peter Pembroke Of the Con
fh;sss faq sqT s. :ns
the afrair in hand and insists that Broad
IN hod on ,S SEssr pEes s%. ns spas
wood. Broadway finds his boyhood play
mate. Josie Richards. in charge Of tho
plant and falls in love With her Wallace
ter. Clara. Josie points out to Broadway
that by selling the plant to the trust he
viii ruin the town built by his ancestors
and throw 100 employees out of work.
broadway decides that he will not sell.
Broadway visits the plant and Josie ex-
plains the business details to him. He de-
eidss to take hold Of the work at once.
Broadway makes a speech to his en-
pioyes who. in their enthusiasm. carry
him around tho plant on their shoulders.
Pembroke calls and Broadway turns
down the latest offer Of the trust and an
lace intimates that his fathers advertis-
ing agency 10 backing Jones and plans ..
big Advertf1fnR campalgn.
The Julesburg grit-advocate., 1914-11-05

know how you stand with the rest of
the folks; but you're all right with
me-"
But the piano was annoying Sam. I
- amt - going - to - stay - and -
listen - to - that - darned - old -
thing. I'm - soin' - to take - my
- banjo - and go - home!"
Broadway, with = smile, left him,
and went to Join his guests within.
So did Sammy presently. in answer
to the panss of hunger. and they all
had most extraordinary dinner.
Sam was incensed after awhile
That piano once more began to rattle:
no one wished to hear his banjo. the
world was out Of joint. He would not
stay and sanction such mad judgment.
He would take his banjo and go home
GOSH" he muttered. That's - all
- the - thanks Il get - for -
goin' - to - all - the = trouble -
Of - bringin' - my - instrument -
along - and - everything. Some -
day - they'll - be - darned = glad
to - hear - me - play - when =
= get - it - down - good - and -
perfect"
Sammy was at the gate between the
high balled posts when a great, lean
and powerful touring car slid gently
up before them and came to a stand.
still
Excuse me. young man. said the
linen-coated gentleman, who. upon
close inspection, proved to be an elder.
ly. clean-cut New York business man
accustomed to commanding.
"Well-what-do- Sam
waa very Deeyich
The Julesburg grit-advocate., 1914-11-05

Served fresh and crisp 1t IL . most
delicious salad vegetable; the long.
white stalks. II surrounded with
Clipped ice. are crisp and cool and in
viting.
Cream of celery soup IL another
way to serve the vegetable accept
ably. As a dinner relish take the
small white center stalks and ill them
with highly seasoned cream cheese.
surround with bits of ice and serve
with the salad. Celery chopped and
serves with bits Of onion on slices OF
tomato with French dressing makes
another palatable salad.
Luncheon csIsry.-Take veil sea
soned cottage or cream cheese. form
into cones with a small ice cream
cone. drop on a lettuce leaf and gar
nish the top with a sprig OF celery.
Celery chopped and SGve with q
French dressing In cucumber boats or
apple cups is . well-liked combins-
ton.
Apple nuts and celery, one part eel
cry. half as much nuts. and two parts
apple, with a good boiled dressing, Is
the good, oldfashioned Waldorf salad.
A most delicious celery sauce Is made
from broth in which q fowl has been
cooked. adding cream and -four to
thicken.
Fried ceisry-Parboil celery until
soft, after cutting in three-inch pieces.
Drain, sprinkle with salt and pepper.
and dip in batter, fry in deep fat.
drain on brown paper. Serve with to-
mato sauce.
The Julesburg grit-advocate., 1914-11-05
Blue Eyed Men and Women.

Blue eyed beauties are known for
their self-control. coldness, austerity
and precision. They are severe and
suspicious. and demand the continu.
Gus homage Of those about them.
Moreover. they are domineering and
masterful. and wherever possible will
be found to rule the roost.
Blue eyed men are highly intellec.
tual, morally firm and mathematically
correct in thought. word and all. They
are the rulers of their families, and
the powerful figures in the moral, in.
tellectual and industrial world. When
a blue eyed maid meets a blue eyed
man Greek meets Greek: then comes
the two Of war
The Julesburg grit-advocate., 1914-11-05

about ten minutes a day doing for
keeping house is crying injustice to
the best. the most efficient. the most
lovable OF all "feminists" 1t isn't even
on q par with the kaiser's three Ks"
ineptitude-kirk, Kitchen and Kids
We should live divided between a very
present fear Of ptomaine poisoning ano
recurrent dread Of death by slow
starvation-if ours were ten-minute
aday wife.-Collier's Weekly.
The Julesburg grit-advocate., 1914-11-05

ing another speech. He stopped in the
works instead of going through
Making another speech"
They opened the door wide and,
waited on the gentle breeze. there
came to them in Broadway's best and
most effective tones:
Why, think Of what I'd be selling!
The thing my grandfather worked for
and handed down to my father; the
thing my father worked for and hand
ed down to me; the thing that should
work for and hand down to my chill
dren. and 30 on, and 80 on, and 30 on. T"