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The bee. (Earlington, Ky.) 1889-19??, 1914-01-02
News Of the Town

attend HENDERSON business College
o. the MadisonviIie Business College
Prepare yourself for success In life
Bookkeeping. Stenotypy. Shorthand
TypewrRing. An instruction will b
individual; no classes; enter any time
Mrs. W. n IlKae. apent Tuesday
in Hopkinsville, attending the fun
oral Of her uncle Maj 10. f. Foard,
late OF Natchez, Miss,
Hsnsbrough FOArd. attended the
mineral Of his uncle. Mai. Foard
Tuesday.
MIRA G. d. PAFler, Of Csntervilie,
Tenn. is q guest OF her sister, Mrs.
J.H. Fish, Of this city.
When you come TO the Temple
Theatre, Wednesday, Jan. 2 to
see Little Miss Sussn.' bring
along yopr crouch, weal cure 1t
for you without extra charge.
Miss Mary Leu Ashby. OF this city,
returned from SlS0shteFvills, Tues
day, whore she had been visiting
her grandparents,
Mrs. r. B. Wright, Of the flAt creek
country, who has been Ill with
stomach trouble u reported better.
If you want TO forget your
troubles and spend an evening
Of real enjoyment, see "Little
Miss Susan a. the Temple Thea
ire Jan. z.
Miss Florel Wright was the
hostess of the JUNIOR Girls Club
Saturday afternoon. Most of the
members we're present.. Delic-
ious refreshments were served.
Miss Wright also entertained
a small. party of friends son Sat
ufday evening.
There are more genuine, hearty
laughs crowded. into the twal
hours u atlt takes to play Little
Miss Susan" than you ever lsaw
in twice that length of time at
the Temple Theatre.
The bee. (Earlington, Ky.) 1889-19??, 1914-01-02
"cAscARETs" RELIEvE
- = An sICK, SOUR sTohACH
Move Acid. Gases and CIoSsed.Up
WASTE From Stomach, liver
Bowels Cure indigestion
Get a 1O.cent box nov.

Get a 10.cent box nov.
That awful sourness, belching
of acid and foul gases that pain
in the pit of the stomach, the
heartburn. nervousness, nausea,
bIoating after eating, dizziness
and sick headache, means a dis
ordered stomach, which cannot
be regulated until you romove
the canse. II isn't your stom-
ach's fault. Your stomachis as
good as any.
Try Oascarets; they immedt.
ately cleanse the stomach, remove
the sour, iindi9asted andferment-
ing food aud foul gases take the
excess bile from the liver and
carry off the constipared waste
matter aud poison from the
bowels. Then your stomach
troutle Is ended. A Cascaret
tonight wall strsiehten you out
by niornlng--a 10 cent box from
any drug store win keep your
stomach sweet; liver and bowels
regular for mouths. Don't for
get the chlldEen--theiF little 10.
sides need a good. gentle cleans
log, too
The bee. (Earlington, Ky.) 1889-19??, 1914-01-02

-Four Armenians sat in 4 Manohes-
ter park the other day watching the
boWling-green, says the Manchester
Guardian. Their calm faces betrayed
no curiosity. But then some one
paused by them 70 watch the game,
the Oldest Armenian rose and put a
polite question: "Sir, please do they
pay money TO do thatf' Yes, they
pay money" A nash OF amusement
passed over the Armenian faces. One
could see that, for the hrst time. they
realized the folly OF the Anglo-sax-
on race.
The bee. (Earlington, Ky.) 1889-19??, 1914-01-02

DO you believe" she asked. look-
ing across the table at him. that any
man il capable Of undsrgtanding =
woman
AT what times. for instAnea!"
Well, when she opens the CONVERSE
tlon By assuring him that she has
made up her mind to be an old maid.
and when she goes out into the vesti-
bule to bid om good night and there
assures him that she thinks it Is fool
ish for a girl 20 let a man kiss her
before he has called at least three
tines
The bee. (Earlington, Ky.) 1889-19??, 1914-01-02
Rond.au.

My hearts Tyre attuned to sing
The vanished ecstasies OF spring
The blowing flowers the budding trees,
The inurInur OF the vagrant bees,
The homing bird on eager wing,
The fervent sunshine gladdening
With genial beam each lowly thing,
The newborn charm OF hills and leas--
My hearts a Tyre.
And while ponder, shlvering
The fogs these frosty mornings bring,
AMID rhaumatic miseries.
It uttera vernai melodies.
And 80 know BY this one ding
Ny hearts a liar.
New York Evening sun.
The bee. (Earlington, Ky.) 1889-19??, 1914-01-02
NaturaI-HistorieaIIy correet.

NO adults admitted" interposed the
stage door keeper as the frenzled
mother tried to break in on the chill
dren's fancy dress ball.
But must go in. Ny little girls in
there, and she's forgotten part Of her
costume. She has gone on as a butter
ny without her wings. I want TO put
the wings on her"
cant help It, mum. My orders is to
let no adult pass. You'll have TO let
your little goil go as a caterpillar
Fun.
The bee. (Earlington, Ky.) 1889-19??, 1914-01-02
To Honor sohlanar.Ill.

A committee comprising the heads
OF leading Italian scientific instltu-
lions and presided over by the king
OF Italy has been formed to obtain
money by public subscription for pay
ing suitable honor to the memory OF
Prof. Giovanni Schiaparelli, the dis
tingulshed astronomer. It is proposed
TO erect a monument to him at his
birthplace, Savigliano. in Piedmont.
and TO place a memorial tablet IN the
Brera palace at Milan. He Was con
nected with the observatory OF Brera
Tor 40 years, most OF the time a. a.
rector To the world at large sehi-
spareili was chiefly famous for his
discovery OF the so-callsd canals q
Mars in 1877.
The bee. (Earlington, Ky.) 1889-19??, 1914-01-02

Ths Housesislers Association Of
Berlin VAS established not lonE ASO
70 ennobls domestic service and to
establish better relations betEsen tie
employers and the employed. The A.
Iociation has Mother House. near
the city. whore girls are trained for
services. situations being found FOL
them when competent Those IN
charge Of the home keep In touch
With the girls after they have gone
out into the Vohd to make their eva
way.
The bee. (Earlington, Ky.) 1889-19??, 1914-01-02
Always In Season.

Oh, you dasnt shoot n rabbit
II the season isn't right
II you have tho hunting habit
You must pause and be polite
TO the partridge and the pheasant,
To the duck YOU must be nice
And particularly pleasant
To the bird OF paradise.
But the creature we are striving
Most sincerely 90 protect
Llycq IN. spite 81 our contrivinK
1illl suspicion and neglect.
Through the world the bands are loot
Ing
Az We call on strife to ceass,
Yet some one IL always shooting
At the poor old dove Qf peace.
Washington Star.
The bee. (Earlington, Ky.) 1889-19??, 1914-01-02
Oh. YOU Mani

Lily, a cook Of color. had broken Oh
her engs gement and was cOn6ding her
troubles and his shortcomings to her
sympathetic mistress land what you
reckon dat niger up N say to me
when he was gwlnc outcn we alls do?
Gays he, ! know one thing, niggah--
You is jest got to gimme back all er
dem engagement presents whut 4
promised your P-LippincOtt's.
The bee. (Earlington, Ky.) 1889-19??, 1914-01-02

DO not taxa your foolish It'll. cares to
heart;
Every trorble that assaila you might
be worse;
II you haven't any cash with which to
part.
No villain win relieve you Of your
purse; ua
II the car IL crowded, smile,
And remember all the while
That It's not as bad ~ riding Ia =
hearss.
The bee. (Earlington, Ky.) 1889-19??, 1914-01-02
Her Fears R,nisb.d

DO you think this hat il becoming
to me, dsarg"
''Not IN the least. With that on you
would be enough to brighten teams"
Then suppose i shall have to
keep 1t. II is the fashion to look that
way now, you know. l was afraid
might not look terrible In IT,"
The bee. (Earlington, Ky.) 1889-19??, 1914-01-02
The RuIinr Pssnion.

tne NuunN rAAbfons
The amazon In days OF Old displayed
a nlan-liko vigor on the battlefield:
But mons the less. ere Hxhtisg she sur
TA8oQ
Her Gestures Ia her shield 3yli
The modprh maid who also yearns 10 face
sons day, Il nsed arise, her cOnnfry's
teas.
Would ahs not ere the battle pauss ana
~ plaza
soUas powder Oh her nDse7
-LOndon Opinion.
The bee. (Earlington, Ky.) 1889-19??, 1914-01-02

Ff'f-T e~~.S'r ~ sS'~
"Swifl's Premium Calendarn
for 1914 Is styled "The Outdoor
Gill"
Thesize of the caleudaris 94xl6
inches. On each of the four
sheets is a beautiful picture in
colorS. These pictures are the
work of noted artist. There
is no type matter on them, so
they are suitable for framing.
They show "The Outdoor
Grip in Spring. Summer, Au.
tumn and Winter.
The Calendar is now ready
for distribution.and may be Sc
cured by sending the trade mark
end from five 'Swift's Premium
Oleomargarine carton, or the
parchment circle from the top of
a jar Of "Swift's Premium
Sliced Bacon, or ten Wool Soap
wrappers, or six Maxine Elliott
Toilet Soap wrappers,or ten cents
in stamps or coin to Swift &Com.
pany, 4201 Packers Avenue.
Chicago, Ill.
The bee. (Earlington, Ky.) 1889-19??, 1914-01-02

80 this is home coming week in
HOdgeyille?'
Yes. But the only man who ever
succeeded in putting this town on the
map won't be here.Y
"UnavOidably detained:''
Yes. He's in the penitentlary."-
Buckingham Age-Hsraid
The bee. (Earlington, Ky.) 1889-19??, 1914-01-02

Hell caught Miss WaRlsigh ibbinK
Last night, but she merely turned the
conversation, without even changing
color.
Sho-Well. how eoald yOu expect
Ter 20 change color right there bafore
you7
The bee. (Earlington, Ky.) 1889-19??, 1914-01-02
LIttIs HaroId,, R.fua..


Dads been scoidln' me AL dsyt
Sisters touchy o. can be;
NelEhbor kids don't want 10 plaY--
Guess they've got 1t ia for me
Even ma don't seem TO care
Whether I'm alive or not
Blleve I'd die. ] do declare.
X II wasn't FOR old Spot
Ways his TAIL and Hicks my hand
Just AZ n he tried 10 say
''Never mind; I understand
Thingsll be oil right some day"
When a teller needs a friend
Cause his conducts slipped cog
He can gcnerily depend
On a aympathizln' dog.
Peoria Evening Journal
The bee. (Earlington, Ky.) 1889-19??, 1914-01-02
Title ot soos.

n h uncertain when the titis pope
Has hrat used Tha earliest instances
~ can cite. "a tat OF Heraclius, Pa.
ilarch Of AlsxahdriR. IN 22a II IL
nlill the Ordinary title OF parish
Wiests In the EASTERN Greek church
~ the vest, Il continued for several
omturies 70 b APPLIED 70 bishops gen
1raily, but 81 WIS restricted 70 the
Roman pontin by Gregory VII. In =
sgned. held ~ Rine IN le7l
The bee. (Earlington, Ky.) 1889-19??, 1914-01-02
The Heroes Fate.

He did his duty ike a man.
stuck 20 his post until the last;
They dug him from the wreck. but, an,
His days OF usefulness were pastl
The ones ne loved grew thin aud pale.
And day by day ne cursed his lot
They could neither stew, nor boil, nor
baks
The copper medals he had Eell
The bee. (Earlington, Ky.) 1889-19??, 1914-01-02
Information.

I'm this country" asked the foreign
Or. does 1t cost anything to have ones
hame changedy'
yes" answered the native. "usu-
ally It costs the young man from $3.50
10 S1O."-ChicagO Tribune.
The bee. (Earlington, Ky.) 1889-19??, 1914-01-02

"Wombat carries his craze for econ
0my to excess"
How now?'
Saw him around yesterday trying to
find somebody who could nt new brls-
ties to an Old Observation-Disclosures
Post.
The bee. (Earlington, Ky.) 1889-19??, 1914-01-02

In China tho price OF EGGS Is only
ak cents a dozen"
Well" said Mrs Wldgsrly, i
couldn't 80 EN-. anyhow psVsr vas
able to eat anything that q Chinaman
had anything TO do with and not get
sick At the stomaeb"
The bee. (Earlington, Ky.) 1889-19??, 1914-01-02

She had refused him, and lie was
"all In"
Reconsider, Annie" he begged III
you don't I'll blow my brains OUT
"Huhw said Annie THAT would be
a good joke on father, for he thinks
yon haven't any."-Ladies Home Jour
nal.
The bee. (Earlington, Ky.) 1889-19??, 1914-01-02

The IoEanbsrry hybrid OF the
hlnckbsrry ana tsDbsrry. 10 said 10
AIaks the An1st bf ieliian, Jams and
p'ef introduced = few years ago IN
~ vest. itB popularity has bean
STEADILY incrsaHiIg. ana the demand
nov eutruna the supply. Western
Oregon and WbshlnEton are the
srsntsit producer OF The new berry.
The bee. (Earlington, Ky.) 1889-19??, 1914-01-02
Advsrtisinq.

The chauffeur stuck hls left hand out.
A signal, stop a minute"
A lawyer rushed right uD'and placed
A piece OF paper IA f.
''In case OF accident" Il read,
"Pm At your service. Skinnem Dead"
Detroit Free Press.
The bee. (Earlington, Ky.) 1889-19??, 1914-01-02

when you are short on certain stock
What do You dog" orr broker cried.
Tho others answer MAS a shock.
II grin and bear it, DO replied,
-Lippncotts
The bee. (Earlington, Ky.) 1889-19??, 1914-01-02

"iiow Il Il. n love Is blind, that We
hear OF love a. FIRST sisht?"
~ IS after love at first sight occuna
that love usually goes blind.F
The bee. (Earlington, Ky.) 1889-19??, 1914-01-02
Num.rsu. Investigations.

The HOUSE OF reps has taken steps
TO show UP this and that.
Commissions great INVESTIGATES.
Their perquisltes are fat.
They dig and pry. make money ny
Like sailors on a souse
Since they're so free why shouldn't wa
Investigate the house?
Kansas City Journal.
The bee. (Earlington, Ky.) 1889-19??, 1914-01-02
NOTHING pOIno ~ All.

Hokus-"So she didn't return your
love, ehg" Polkus-"Retur my lovei
Why She dldn't even return my pres
ents"-rown Topics
The bee. (Earlington, Ky.) 1889-19??, 1914-01-02
One Way out

"You're kinder 10 dumb animals than
you are 10 me, your vito"
well. You Try being dumb aud see
how kind I'm be."-New York Mall
The bee. (Earlington, Ky.) 1889-19??, 1914-01-02

When Won think tho worst has happened.
you are wrong;
II your wife has spoiled the coffee. hope
away
She might be making trouble right along
By taking music lessons day by dayi
II you have not won renown.
Think OF him who plays the clown
And. although his tooth is aching. must
be gay.
The bee. (Earlington, Ky.) 1889-19??, 1914-01-02

Ons peculiarlty about most people
u that the dllieuity they hare IN
remembering names ana fkrsS IN
crsdsts with tbesf property
The bee. (Earlington, Ky.) 1889-19??, 1914-01-02
GENERALLY SPEAKING.

Actions may speak louder than
words, but the person who negiectI an
opportunity TO say a good thing for
himself usually gets lost in the dust
cloud at the rear OF the procession.
The bee. (Earlington, Ky.) 1889-19??, 1914-01-02
THE RE-AWiEEHEDsPARK|
sy PHIL coNANr.

Young and charming, Mrs Curiin
sat in the extreme corner Of The Blk
The bee. (Earlington, Ky.) 1889-19??, 1914-01-02

Tiers Is just one kind OF people
that cant be softened by nsttery--
dead people.
The bee. (Earlington, Ky.) 1889-19??, 1914-01-02

Rsuembsr, II you hava to walk the lies
Thatit'. bsttsr thVs than 70 yOu. hsa o
crawl;
II your moss and ears ara OF snorinoas
n'nD 44it ft
Be thankfn that your hands aad feet
ara small;
y the Akss4S you get 49,
II but rneaEer. DO not fret,
You might easily posSsas no job at ALI
The bee. (Earlington, Ky.) 1889-19??, 1914-01-02

vi AA"A "a NNN0 Va
double box which
was slowly nlliun
with Mrs. Pc ter'w
guests and lo0kon
over the great aut
dienco With Ian
guild Interest.
Among all tho
distinguished fonc
In the box non0
was so charmingf
an object upon
which to gazo as
young Mrs. Cur
It's. The gods had
endowed her with
great beauty and
that subtle charm
which may be
called personality
or a half dozen
other things.
The box was
now all but filed
One lone seat rg
NAMED and It hap
pened 10 be To-
side MrS. Curtis \
"Oh, dear" SAID
Mrs. Potter, a 1T
tie impatientlY-
tI1ow dreadful =
The sun. [volume] (New York [N.Y.]) 1833-1916, 1914-11-02
FOOTBALL PLANNED IN SECRET.
Columbia Fraternity Men Meet and
Arrange Intramural Schedule.

In an attempt 10 revive the gridiron
game group OF Columbia fraternity
men met yesterday at the Phi Kappa Psi
house on Hath street to effect a short
football schedule in which al least three
games would be played. Since the ban
ishment ~ tho game from the Columbia
campus nine years ago yearly attempts
have been made to resurrect the sport
but President Butler always had doomed
up with his prohlbtive hand
There was much secrecy attached 10
yesterdays meeting and no one would adj
NIT any more than that football was dis
Cussed. II was denied that plans for this
season. which is we'll pas, It's starting
point. were under way. but one OF the
members said that this was done because
disclosure might smash the scheme.
Faint murmurings are heard around
Morningside Heights every fall relative TO
football. hut this = the first time In three
years that any meeting was held to carry
the wishes OF the undergraduates into ex-
ecution. They feel that "a crude game on
South Field would be better than none
AZ all. The dormitory men are planning
a game between Furnald and Hartlev
halls for Thanksgiving Day and the
winner expects To- play the fraternity
champions. That Is. II President Butler
goes away for THANKSGIVING
The sun. [volume] (New York [N.Y.]) 1833-1916, 1914-11-02
Mes Blamed Too Often Andon-p

many Of the 'non-golfers. In fact one
very high official of the Welsh Golhng
Union wrote II strong protest to the
newspapers Of London expressing his
personal disgust at the fact that golf
competitions were still being held in the
vicinity OF London and appealing to the
London clubs In tho name of common
decency TO abandon the holding of these
events and the publishing OF scores while
the war lasted.
\ saner view Is taken BY those who are
interested and yet cannot 20 to the front.
Tournaments are being held at many
clubs and the entrance fees. which in
these cases are doubled, are given over to
the Prince OF Wales Fund Already
something over $4,000 has been sub
scrlbed in this way and the end IL no.
yet. But this holds good near London
rather than in the other parts OF the
kingdom. In Scotland all the open events
have been cancelled and IN Ireland the
links are being used as rife ranges to a
great extent
The sun. [volume] (New York [N.Y.]) 1833-1916, 1914-11-02

WELSH AND WOLGAST READY.
Lightweight Kings of Present and
Past Clash Tonight.

Freddie Welsh, lightweight champion,
and Ad Wolgast. former tltleholder will
box ten rounds tonight at Madison
square Garden for the title. The men
have agreed 10 weigh in at 135 pounds
at O'Clock this afternoon. and as both
are now below the limit there will be no
hitch about the weights There will be
two preliminary bouts, starting at 40.
Wolgast. anxious TO win back his title,
has worked hard 10 get in proper shape.
for he realizes that II may he his last
chance to regain the crown. Wolgast q
only chance OF winning tho laurels is by
tho knockout route. for no decisions are
allowed In this state, I'm fact that seems
Wolgast's only chance OF eXceliug at all
I'm the bout, for the Brlton Is one 81 the
cleverest little fellows that ever stepped
I'm a ring Tho Michigan hoy is preemi-
nentlY an aggressive fighter and intends
10 tear into the fray from start to finish.
As Welsh Is somewhat Of n mixer too on
the rare occasions he tries that sort Of
thing and Is anxious 10 prove that he can
slug az well AZ box there ought To be
plenty OF action. Billy Roche will be the
referee.
The sun. [volume] (New York [N.Y.]) 1833-1916, 1914-11-02
NAVY HOIST BY OWN PETARD.
Not Enough Tickets for Game with
Army In Little Quaker Park.

ANNAPoLrs, Nov. $50 great is the de-
mand for tickets Tor tho Army Navy foot
holl game IN Philadelphia on November
~ that some ~ the members Of tho Navy
Athletic Association. the body which sup
ports all athletics AZ the academy. will
receive only two tickets each, the balance
receiving three This In due to the fact
that the membership has increased by the
graduation ~ a new class and other adj
d.tons while there will he about 5000
less tickets for distribution by the Navy
than last year The more recent members
OF the association will receive the small
number of tickets
The members will not have the priv
lege OF buying additional tickets from the
Navy allotment a. they did last season.
This Will crimp many Of the members OF
the association greatly, as IN many cases
they wish % furnish tickets 20 civilian
friends
There will he no way by which civil
ians can get tickets except from naval
people who are willing TO give them from
their small quota.
The sun. [volume] (New York [N.Y.]) 1833-1916, 1914-11-02
LUSH AND COLLINS RIVALS.
billy and Eddie Candidates for
Coach Of Columbia Nine.

The Columbia Base Ball Association will
meet tomorrow night To decide who shall
he coach OF the Blue and White nine next
year Billy Lush last seasons coach, is
being considered favorably and has the
Endorsement of Capt. O'Neale and most OF
the varsity squad. From financial angle
Lush was dissatisfied with his contract
last season. Eddie Collins, the Athletics
keystone sacker. is graduate Of Column
bia and might be considered 10 coach the
squad before the big leaguers embark for
the southern training trip. but an assist
ant would have to be employed to take up
the reinH whore Collins leaves on There
is a general Impression about the campus
however, that Lush is the man wanted and
that the financial differences will be ad-
Justed at the meeting. Lush now Is
coaching the y. y. L. basketball team.
The sun. [volume] (New York [N.Y.]) 1833-1916, 1914-11-02
ALL HANDS WILL TRY
TODETHRONE TRAVIS
Veterans Habit Of Winning is
Annual Lakewood Tourney
Target of Big Entry.
LAST GOLF OF YEAR HERE

Golfers will have their last opportunity
OF the year to play In a tournaemnt within
the confines OF tho metropolitan d,s,rc,
on the last three days Of this week Re.
ginning on Thursday and continuing on
Friday and Saturday me annual fan tour.
nament of the Country Club of Lakewood
will be played on the course among the
Jersey pines. The event is open . mem.
bers of all clubs belonging to the e.
q. A.
The tourney this year IL to be tod
two or three weeks earlier than ha, hcen
the case In past seasons, and It IL prob.
able that the field will be correspond.
ingly larger. or late years Walter !.
Travis has enjoyed almost a monopoly
OF the chief hunors AT Lakewood, and
there will be a throng OF golfers on hand
anxious to dispute the "old mans su-
periority.
All OF Thursday will be devoted 70 Tho
eighteen hole qualifying round and pro.
vision has been made for four sIxteens
Two match rounds will be played On
Friday and the sernl-finals and finals, all
at eighteen holes. will be left for Sa:.
urday. There also will he the usual handi.
cap on Saturday.
The problem OF what kind OF comps.
tItion to hold on election day has heen
solved this year by the metropolitan Got
Association and the courses in tho Vi
cinity OF New York will be crowded
all day tomorrow with golfers who havs
contributed one dollar apiece TO the Rel
gian relief fund.
The plan has met with even greater
success than the VI. @. A. officials hoped
for and substantial sum for the relief
of the destitute Relgians IL a certainty.