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The Washington herald. [volume] (Washington, D.C.) 1906-1939, 1914-09-04
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New York-WASHINGIoN-P
A Remnant Day of Especial Importance
Mems Clothing Department
Now Located on Our Main Floor
Direct Tenth St-eet Entrance.

Young Mems Suits, in hlus. gay, and tan
mixtures; dzs Is and 10 yeS1; SB each
Were $500.
s Mems SHIFTS IN blues and rsyS; i1ss s.
-. and e stouts; $3.50 each Were t1&n and
Spn
30 Men's and Young Mer's Suits. b choics
fabrics Of Atwood quality; plain blue. self
striped blnes, plain green's and rSyL. IN various
patterns; EngiiIh and conservative uooeb; G1es
-. 5. &. 3, q and II regular; =. 3. and e
loaEs; - TO IS st0uts and long StouS; SiS
each. Were HAop and SSom.
IS pGirs spcrt Trousers for eof. tennis. and
outing wear; well tailored gnrments. IN hght
and DARK colna; ehsTiots. worSted. and white
serge, IN striped patterns; sizes . TO . waist;
SO the pair Wee 500 to SO.
8 pains Linen Crash TrouserA ends OF lines;
Izss 50 TO s.; LIS pair Were So and 500
The Washington herald. [volume] (Washington, D.C.) 1906-1939, 1914-09-04

The above Dresser, which matches
the Chiffonier and Toilet Table, is
particularly massive in design. Also
it can be had either in Circassian
Walnut or Mahogany of beautiful
grain. Extra large mirror OF the fin
est French plate glass.
The Washington herald. [volume] (Washington, D.C.) 1906-1939, 1914-09-04

This handsome Chiffonier is in a
heavy, new Colonial design and
comes either in Circassian Walnut or
Mahogany, beautifully finished. Fitted
with extra large French plate glass
mirror. In the sale at the low price
OF $50.
New-York tribune. [volume] (New York [N.Y.]) 1866-1924, 1914-10-18
BY FREDERICK HALL

doctor had brought him were not worth
fixing, but insisted upon making charge OF
fifty cents just the same. what for;' de-
mandcd the Justly indignant customer.
well, returned the cobblcr, you charged
me five dollars the other day for telling me
there was nothing the matter with me.
Still more malignant Is the insinuation IN
the reply called forth by the physician at
tending a colorcd man who had just dis
missed a brother practitioner ibid DR..
Brown take your tcmpcraturc;" he asked.
40, sub, answered the patient with cvl-
dent reluctance, mo, sub, ain missed
muffin but nah watch
Then there is Lies collection Of favoritc
slang phrases that gives the dentist as "Gou
have a nerve, the dyspcptc's as "That'S
rich, and the doctors as dead easy.
Positively vindiCtivc is the post norton
Joke Of the Italian noblcman who directed
that the inscription upon his tombstone
should read, 81 was WELL wanted 10 be bet
ter: took phvsic and died. But that class
Of Jokes are venerable, most Of them having
first seen the light in NloHcrc'S doctor IN
Spite Of Himself" and THE Imagined In
valid"
Modern medicine is, to be sure, not what
il was in Noicrc's time, as Is sufficiently H.
Illustrated by another story, the parcntagc OF
which is claimed for DR.. c. Ward Champion
Of New York. \ thin, nervous woman, who
could not sleep, went to her physician, and
was hidden to take a glass Of milk and a
couple Of crackers the last thing before
going to bed But, Doctor, she exclaimed,
"thc last time | called You told me on no
account to eat anything before retiring. '-
"Pooh, pooh, Madam" returned the doctor.
"That was three months ago. Science has
made prodigous strides since then.
In defense OF the verbal as-aultcrs Of at
tending physicians it should in justice be
said that the victim himself has often seemed
to give proyocation When, for instance, he
remarks, ~Your legs are swollen; but that
doesn't trouble me, what more natural than
that an irasciblc patient should burst OUT
"Of course it doesn't. And let me tell you,
New-York tribune. [volume] (New York [N.Y.]) 1866-1924, 1914-10-18
THE DOCTOR

Mo one need wonder that there should be
~ so many filings at the doctors That I'M
dcrstanis itself, as the Germans say. Natu.
rally, in a free country, We resent, even while
We submit to. the authority of profession So
potent that. in the words OF Rudyard Kiplng,
il can "hoiSt a yellow flag over a center OF
civilization and turn il into desert, and hoist
a red flag in the desert and turn It into
center of civilization Besides, some Of the
Jokes were evidently first pcrpctrated in utter
innocence. and only the "evIlly disposed
saw anything sinister about them.
Nothing, for instance, could have been
more natural than the small boys answer
to the question concerning his brother
health, NO, Ma'am ne amt well YET but
he's out of dangcr-thc doctors stopped
coming or the reply Of the small boy to his
physician father, "No, Papa, | won't be
doctor when | grow up. Why, ! couldn't
even kill rabbit
Then there was the woman who said to
the specialist, 81 was suffering so much,
Doctor. that | wanted TO die There could
surely have been no hidden, ghoulish mean
ing in his reply, MADAM, you were quite
right to call me in.
one can with difficulty see more than
harmless pleasantly in the suggestion OF
patient that Dental ParIoy was hardly an
appropriate name: DragHg Roam would be
much better.
But bv the time we come to the man who
was asked if the doctor had done him good
and hcsitatingly replied, "Wcll-I'Ve been
done better" malice has crcpt in and we
shortly reach such hcartlcss gibcs as that Of
the Young college cub who, with his hand
lust put to rights after a football game, In
quired anxiously, doctor, when this paw
Of mine heals, Shall | be able to play the
piano. and, on assurance that he would,
exclaimed, Gee, Doc. you're wonder. !
never could before
There is a whole cycle Of Jokes about the
operation that must be performed at once,
lest the patient get well without ii, and an
other cycle illustrated by the story Of the
shoemaker who declared that the boots the
New-York tribune. [volume] (New York [N.Y.]) 1866-1924, 1914-10-18

Shall find comfort travel-Sorc and weak?
OF labor YOU shall find the sum-
viii there be beds for me and all who seek2
Yea, beds for all who come.
"Ah, mel he said, "I've got a deal of
hcartcning out of that, and then, some day
when things don't seem to go Just right,
sing that song of hers:
when | am dead my dearest,
Sing no sad songs for me;
Plant thou no roses at my head.
Nor shady cypress tree:
BE the green grass above me.
With showers and dcw-drops wet,
And if thou wilt. remember.
And If thou wilt. forget
Il shall not see the shadows
! shall not feel the rain.
! shall not hear the nightingale
Sing ON, as if in pain:
And dreaming through the twilight
That doth not rise nor set.
Happy | may remember,
And haply may forget
THE train had long since started on to-
ward our destination, the old fellow dis
CourSing glououSly As we ran along, utterly
unconscious of everything save the marNc-
louS contrasts of that picture, "a seemingly
wrctChcd vagabond, held in the grip OF a
relentless poverty, pouring forth out OF the
depths of a rich mind as rare a spiritual dis
QUESTION as ! ever remember to have en-
joycd. Our destination finally reached, !
held out my hand to bid him goodby.
Il can't thank YOU sufficiently | said,
for a wonderful hour | want yod to do
something for me. You see YOU have the
advantage of me. You know who ! am;
but don't know who YOU are. Won't YOU
tell me your name, that | may add it to the
list of my fricndS2"
The old fellows eyes filled with tears.
He laid his hand gently on my shoulder
MY Young friend, he said, his voice grow
ing hoarSc, and husky again, "spho | am IS
one of the least important things on the face
of Gods beautiful green earth. What IS
really important is the kind of man | am.
am one Of those mfoytHndtes srho started IN
life at the top of the idddey and mo5ed in the
only direction left open to hem."
He seized my hand gave ii soft, seem
inglv atfcctionate pressure, and walked
away. leaving me standing alone, and have
not seen nor heard from him since.
IInofhcy instdimcm Of Mr.. Bangs rem
iniSCeHceS 1cW appear IN an early issue
New-York tribune. [volume] (New York [N.Y.]) 1866-1924, 1914-10-18
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New-York tribune. [volume] (New York [N.Y.]) 1866-1924, 1914-10-18

r,,crnmcn, was too busy to bother with
Inn, lust then. But if he would call that
evening al the MAYORS house. the office
bov EXPLAINED. his Honor would CondcSccnd
fo talk matters over with HIM.
After an intcrminablo wait the evening
sor,ehow contrivcd to arrive. \ dronching
rain descended 70 relieve the thirsty city,
and through il Burwcll strobe along an ave
ruc lined with immense dwellings, Before
-, house apparently modelled after Tudor
fortress he turned in and rang the bell. Yes,
Niavor SaVbrook was az home. The servant
who took his hat. rainCoat, and cane dis
sppcar,d down the depths Of winSCotcd
hail.
. few seconds later he was uShcrcd into
, brightly lighted room. and found himself
advancing toward his former chief across a
rr,r tha. made no sound under hiS heel
Inc Navor was standing by bookcase,
smoking long, thin cigar.
~Goot evening, Mr.. BurwCN he SAID.
els there anything IN particular YOU wish
me GO say,
IL wish YOU to tell me, answered Walter,
,na t.ocot much abused virtue, why have
h,.r ~ammarily removed from office for do
t0cm duty.
81 think YOU already know the reason.
T-.. franchise of the Eagle Packing Com
parv had Co go through Immediately. and
y.s. were ohStrucrnE II. Your successor
Sr0,t Che pcrm, this afternoon.
And because | wouldn't knuckle down
on . matter where my conscience forbade
a .-rrom,sc l am kicked out of office, dis
.~.tt.l. jiSgraccd,
~W.n. must say Your action IN TINS mat
..~ h.~ made Your character perfectly clear
to-,, ] had hoped that YOU would succeed
politically: but | see was mistaken. | adj
wise Won TO give up the public service and
sick ,o Your law practice. The Mayor
mus. 4 for a second and ficked of ten cents
vr.~.r 81 cigar ash. AS to the other side
Of .h, test. am satisfied that YOU are the
nch. soy. of Young man TO marry my daugh-
ter therefore give YOU permission to an
nour.c the engagement.
Ba~well was stunned. He tried TO speak,
but could not utter a sound.
The Mayor remarked, why, YOU seem
I'll thought" Walter s,ammcrcd, 81
tho... YOU said | was a failure.
N.tu~ Savhrook came up 10 HIM and
mn his hand on his shoulder. so | did
IN politics, But politics and matrimony are
two unlike things, miles apart IN principle.
Politics is "a game Won have TO play with
vow ewes open and Your heart shut; but
r,-~-a -e can be a success only If YOU keep
yor~ .r,s shut and Your heart open. \
g0of politician is one that gets results.
GOOD husband IS one that keeps his wife
r..r... think YOU can do that Now DO
W.. why / am willing 10 take YOU INTO
III. family. my SOM Ii YOU want "a still
stronger reason. II is this: Helen insists on
New-York tribune. [volume] (New York [N.Y.]) 1866-1924, 1914-10-18

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Newark evening star and Newark advertiser. [volume] (Newark, N.J.) 1909-1916, 1914-05-08
Many Public School Pupils
of MiIIburn on Roll of Honor

The following pupils of the Millburn
public schools are on the honor roll
for high standing during the month
of April: George washington School
Millburn. fifth grade-William Stoe-
clxle. Robert Lawrence and William
Grey; fourth grade: Helen Townley,
Leora Dapero and Douglas Stoeeklei
third grade. Roland Pannel, Car
maA Laurino and Edward Grey; sec
ond grade. Mary Dante, Grace John
son, Marion Kehoe, Florence Mar
shall. Louise Smith, Mildred Levitt,
Joseph Miller, Edgar Rimbach and
Vito D'Erroestrio; first grade: Sam
uel Crosse, Francis Rast, James
Trengove, Robert Wade, Leonard
Scott, Bridget Albanese, Philomena
D'Blise, Caroline Eclxerman and
Mary Gentle; special class: Ken
meth Frederickson, James Mulligan,
Mike Biscof, Frank Berstler ana
Celia Mazzer.
Short Hills School, high school de-
partment: John Skelly, Mary Ginty,
lean Baker. Kenneth Brown, Philip
evils. Roy Bahring and Wellington
Campbell: eighth grade, Fanny Po-
lanslSy. Louise Pfiueger, Myrtle Liv-
ingston and Hazel Golf; seventh
grade: Mary Collins; ekixth grade:
Mary Highland Lena Johnson. An
ma AllAle, GtbiS &c L q mis- eei',t ~ - -
Rosenthal; fourth grade: Norman
Oyerton; third grade: Ellen Lund-
quist and Richard Lawrence.
wyoming School, sixth grade: tsa-
bel Stoneall and Roderick Mattison;
third grade: Jane Stoneall; second
grade: Helen McMaster.
Lincoln School, fifth grade; Rich
ard Swain; fourth grade: Ambrose
Kehoe, William Riley and Anna
Kehoe: second grade: Florence Bud
wick and first grade; Nomer
Newark evening star and Newark advertiser. [volume] (Newark, N.J.) 1909-1916, 1914-05-08
NuTLEY

Nurley Council, Jr. Q. U. A NJ,
has completed arrangements for a
vaudeville entertainment to be held
in the Town Hall on the evening of
May -. Tommy DoUson, who will
appear in a sketch with his daughter
Ethel, will be the headliner of the bill.
The other entertainers will be Miss
Hazel Rodman, magician; Joe King,
comedy juggler, and Miss Hill, vocal
list and violinist. William s. Wal
lace is head Of the committee in
charge of the affair
The Grammar School baseball team
defeated Glen Ridge yesterday after
noon by a score of to 4.
The Nutley A. c. will play the
Bay Views, of Newark, tomorrow af-
/ ternoon on the Park grounds.
a surprise shower was rendered Mr..
/ and Mrs. William Brown, of New
street, last night by number of
/ friends Later the guests went to
! the lodge room of the Knights OF
! Honor, in Elm street, where the re-
mainder of the evening was spent in
| dancing. Those present were Mr.
and Mrs. Abraham Paxton, Mr.. and
Mrs. William A Ward, Mr.. and Mrs
Louis Stager, Mr.. and Mrs. Edwart
| Schneider, George Strong, l.. Law.
]
Edward Stroba, Miss Helen Collard
Mrs. Joseph Jameson. Mr.. and Mrs
John Bodley, Calvin Sergeant, Fred
Adams. and William Robinson,
Miss Jennie Falk gave a surpris,
party at her home in Franklin ave
nue. last night in honor Of Miss Jeu
ME Stroba, of Chestnut street ADou
fifty guests were present from Nut
ley, Passaic and Belleville.
A concert will be given in the Tow
Hall next Thursday evening unde
the auspices Of the German Lutheral
Church
Newark evening star and Newark advertiser. [volume] (Newark, N.J.) 1909-1916, 1914-05-08
MAPLEWooD

Louis G. Gimbred, of Brooklyn, has
moved TO 119 Oakland road.
Mothers day will be observed sun
day in the Morrow Memorial Metho-
dist Episcopal Church.
Mr.. and Mrs. William J. Morrison,
of Hickory drive, plan to spend the
summer at Mendham,
May 16 has been set as the date for
the annual mountain walk of the
Morrow Memorial sunday School.
Miss Maud Gardner entertained the
members of the Woman's Home Mis-
sionary Society of the Morrow Me-
mortal Church at her home, in Ridge
wood road. last night.
The baseball team Of the Maple
wood Field Club will meet the Mill
burn A. c. nine at Maplewood in a
LaclIawanna League contest tomor-
row afternoon.
One of a series of informal dances
will be given tomorrow night at the
Field Club.
Arrangements have been made TO
start a headpin tournament at the
Field Club tonight.
r. T. Snodgrass has moved from
Durand road to New York.
4. S. McNear has moved from
Woodland road to Newark.
Newark evening star and Newark advertiser. [volume] (Newark, N.J.) 1909-1916, 1914-05-08
SOUTH ORANGE

Miss Gertrude Saal Of Valley
street, will entertain the members
of the E. z. Club at her home Mon
day night.
Announcement is made Of the mar
rage on april 20 of Miss Elsie Riber,
of Sloan street, South Orange, and
Louis o. Guyet, of East orange. Inc
ceremony was performed IN the
Church of Our Lady Help of Chris
tians, East Orange, by Rev. Michael
Carr, assistant rector. A wedding
supper followed the ceremony al
Acbtei- stetter's, Newark. Mr.. and
Mrs. Guyet are residing in East Or
ange.
Mr.. and Mrs. T. O'Gonor Sloane
jr.. of Cumberland road, entertained
guests at their home last night.
The Seventh Regiment nine of tbs
Metropolitan Amateur League viii
play a game with the Seton Han
College baseball team at setohla
Field tomorrow afternoon.
The rlrnrnage sale held during the
Newark evening star and Newark advertiser. [volume] (Newark, N.J.) 1909-1916, 1914-05-08

past three days. under the auspices
of the Auxiliary of the Society for
Lending Comfort To the Sick, was
one of the most successful ever con-
Quoted by the organization.
The Woman's Reading Club, of
South Orange, is holding meeting
this afternoon in the parish house
of the Presbyterian Church,
Thomas Fitzsimmons is pitching
for the South Orange High School
baseball team in a game against the
Dover High School nine at the Field
Club this afternoon. Arthur Lea
Mond will do the twirling against
the Newark Academy nine on the
same grounds tomorrow morning.
Fifty prizes are to be awarded al
the pay-as-you enter euchre anc
dance to be given by our Lady OF
Sorrows Branch No. 1893, L. c. B. A.
IN St Mary's Parochial School hail.
May 10. Mrs George Kline is chair
man of the committee in charge,
Harold Herzinger, six years old,
who was run down by an automo-
bile in South Orange avenue, OPP
posite the Village Hall, Sunday, is
said to be doing nicely.
Featured by irish music, jigs and
reels, the forty-third annual dance
Of Division No. 8, A. O. H., given
in the gymnasium of Columbia
School last night, was marked by
success. Patrick J. Skittington, pres
ident of the division, was floor man.
ager. Delegations were present from
many out-of-town divisions.
Five tables were in play at q card
party given by Mrs. Yorke Allen
at her home in RidgeWood road yes
terday,
Arthur Seitz and Miss Edna Seitz
of Scotland road, have gone to Can
adensia, Pa, for a week.
The annual dinner of the men Of
st. Andrews Episcopal Church, Sterl-
ing and Centre streets, will be held
Wednesday evening in the parish
| house.
| Rev. Alvin E. Mogary and family
Of Cottage street. have returned aftel
! a stay at Avon.
Newark evening star and Newark advertiser. [volume] (Newark, N.J.) 1909-1916, 1914-05-08
MILLRuRN

A., 80 Reclamation contest held
yesterday afternoon in the George
washington School, the following
nnpfls were the winners in their re-
spectfve grades: Fifth. hrst priNe,
Marx Flynn: second. Bessie WILSON,
fourth, first prize, Lena 9apeTo' So
and Edna Csrifiths; third, first prize
allen Tnndduist, second. Sarah
Fallon. second, first prize, hatherlhe
KelIk. second. Theresa Collins. a
musical program was given. A speli5
ms, contest for pupils viii pe helo
sext Wednesday evening n the
Washington School -,
special meeting and smoker VIII
81 held this evening by the TaApdy :
srs' League in Bauey's Han. on Main
street.
n P. Cornell. of Newark, mas
moved into his home on Cedar street.
In the Wyoming section
The baseball game between the
Mfnburn and Maplewood teams or ne
I.ackawanna League, scheduled to De
played at the former place tomorrow [e
afternoon. will be played on the AT
-sr teams grounds, as the local dia-
Ynond IS not completed as yet.
Mrs Philip Einsman, Of Astoria,
L, l. was a visitor yesterday az the
aoIne Of her brother, Thomas Hen
aessy. of Church street.
Mrs. Henry Bangert and her
father-in-law, Christian Bangert, or
#Roselle Park. We're guests yesterday
Of Mrs. Eetty 4. Crane, OF Churen
street.
Mr. and Mrs. Stewart Hartshorn, OF
Hobart avenue, Short HIS, have re-
Turned from "A stay Of over three
raonths at St. Augustine, Fla. Mr..
FIartshorn recently recovered from an
Illness contracted in the South
Mr.. and Mrs. Thomas Cardone, Of
Main street.. left yesterday tor
weeks stav at Atlantic City.
Mrs. John Hayes, of Essex street.
has returned from a visit TO her
daughter. Mrs. Charles Cuedner, of
the Bronx.
Earl Hotaiing, OF spring street,
who has been Ill. is now able 10 De
around again.
IFrank Rast and family. of Taylor
street. have moved to their new resi-
denee in the Battle Hin Park sec
ton Of Springfield
J. Leonard Mason, secretary OF the
Newark Playground Commission,
gave an illustrated lecture in the
township building last night. under
the auspices Of the Neighborhood As
ISOLATION. His topic was playground
Work" The annual meeting of the
association will be held next Tuesday
evening in the Township Building at
which a board of directors and other
officers will be elected.
An illustrated lecture will be given
BY Supervising Principal Of Schools
j. Albert Kalb. this evening. in the
white Oak Ridge School. Mr.. Kalb
VIII tell about his tour in Southern
Europe last summer.
Richard Coughlan, one Of the
chauffeurs on the automobile ehemi-
cal fire engine, has been appointed a
special policeman By Chief OF Police
Charles II. Coaney.
Newark evening star and Newark advertiser. [volume] (Newark, N.J.) 1909-1916, 1914-05-08
IF SKIN BREAKS
OUT AND |TCHES
APPLY SULPHUR
Use it like a cold cream and
dry Eczema eruptions
right Up.

The moment you apply bold-sul-
phur to an itching or broken out
skin the itching stops and healing
begins, says a renowned dermatolo-
gist.
This remarkable sulphur made in
to a thick cream effects such prompt
relief, even in aggravated Eczema,
that it is u never-ending source of
amazement to physicians.
For many years bold-sulphur has
occupied secure position in the
treatment of eutaneous eruptions by
reason of its cooling, parasite de-
stroying properties and nothing has
ever been found TO take its place
in relieving irritable and intiamma-
tory affections of the skin. While
not always establishing a permanent
cure, yet in every instance it imme-
dlately subdues the itching irritation
and heals the Eczema right NJ
and it is often years later before any
eruption again manifests itself
Any good pharmacist viii supply
an ounce of bold-sulphur cream
which should be applied TO the af.
fected parts like the ordinary colo
creams. It isn't unpleasant and the
| prompt relief afforded is very vel
come. particularly when the Eczemf
| is accompanied with torturous itch
| ing.-AdV.
Newark evening star and Newark advertiser. [volume] (Newark, N.J.) 1909-1916, 1914-05-08

Mrs. II. z. Thomas. of Halsted
street. East Orange, entertained at
TEA yesterday afternoon for Mrs. Al
fred Rasmussen, who will leave on
Monday for a years trip to California,
and Mrs. David Strabahan. who will
sail for Europe on Saturday. The
quests were the Bible Glass of Brick
Presbyterian Church, East Orange.
srhe hostess was assisted by her
daughter-in-law, Mrs. Earl Thomas,
and her daughter.
Newark evening star and Newark advertiser. [volume] (Newark, N.J.) 1909-1916, 1914-05-08
Military Drama to Be Given
IN Nntley Municipal Building

me military drama, by the
1gnanv's Hand" viii be given BY the
FIrst piela Battery Field Music, or
Kutlev. in the Nutley Town Han to-
night. The cast of characters VIII
include Percy Lavender Henry
Never. Arthur Morgan. Arthur cara
Percy Dittig, j. Matthew satti,er'
r.. Walter Lincoln. Joseph Bangoho'
Richard Murray. Hugh Eaglesoh'
Miss Lucy De Vansay, Miss A. Mans
bv. Miss Florence EckAes, Frank I'm
a9ernan. Charles Fitting, john FRO
bose and Edgar Furlong.
The Eureka sentinel. [volume] (Eureka, Nev.) 1902-current, 1914-12-05
VOTE FOR STATE OFFICES
NOW OFFICIALLY COUNTED
All Counties in State of Nevada
Have Now Been Reported On
Officially

Vote Majority