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The evening world. [volume] (New York, N.Y.) 1887-1931, 1914-03-24

$l7.s8 Wonsn's Spring Coats 1885
Crepe. Serge and EponGe--black.
navy and Copenha gen--flAre bottom
or straight cut--novslty silk or black
Aaun collar and rsvors-PeAu do
Cygns lined--all sises.
Sl.%S Womsn's Unit Hats -. 80
Black hair with velvet nanss-also
hsmps--self bound---new large ana
small shapes.
g Ct. Wonnsn's Combinations. IA
Nainsook.-yokes of fancy lace or
smby.-trimmed skirt or drAwers--
all sizes. Limit two.
$500 Striped Bstists Cosssts. .l.e7
Medium bust-lon. over hips-Is 70 =
-emby trim. Limit two.
81. 80 Extra Size Pstticoats. -. .sS
Black therbloom-shirred Nouncss
all lengths. Limit two.
81. 90 Shadow Lace Blousss 3.0S
Also emb'd net--cream or flesh tint
underbodies-soft. fluffy styles
some with black maline bow.
3s.s8 Misses Serge Drsssss -. 3.79
All wool-Navy md Copenhagen
new Spring models-with braid or
emb'd collars and cuffs-Rttracttve
contrast touches--l+ TO ~ yrs.
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All lost or found articles adj
vcrtlsed In The World will be
listed ut Tho Worlds Informa-
tiou Bureau, Pulitzer Building
Arcade. Tark How; Worlds
tp,own Office, northwest cor
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West l25th ~, and Worlds
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following the psAstiAS Of the
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The Tucumcari news and Tucumcari times. [volume] (Tucumcari, N.M.) 1907-1921, 1914-03-11
IS CHILD CROSS,
FEVERISH, SICK
Look, Mother! II tongue Is
coated, give california
Syrup Of Figs"

Children love this fruit laxative"
and nothing else c%leanses the tender
stomach, liver and bowels 30 nicely.
A child simply will not stop playing
10 empty the bowels. and the result Ia
they become tightly clogged with
waste. liver gets sluggish, stomach
sours. then your little OF becomes
cross. half.sick. feverish. don't eat,
sleep or act naturally, breath Is bad,
system full OF cold. has sore throat,
stomach-ache or diarrhoea. Listen,
Mother! See II tongue liz coated, then
give 4 t%easpoonful OF california
Syrup OF Figs" and In "a few hours all
the constipated waste, SOU bile and
undlgested food passes out OF the sys.
TEN, and you have a well child again.
Millions OF mothers give California
Syrug OF Figs" because 1t Is perfectly
harmless: children love II, and It new.
or fails to act on the stomach. liver
and bowels.
Ask at the store for n 50-cent bottle
OF California Syrup OF Figs" which
has full directions for babies. children
OF all ages and for grown.ups plainly
printed on the bottle. Adv.
The Tucumcari news and Tucumcari times. [volume] (Tucumcari, N.M.) 1907-1921, 1914-03-11

Ever feel that you can go no fur.
ther-that you must have rest for that
lame and aching ~back-relief from that
constant, dead.tired feeling?
Have you suspected your kidneys7
Kidney disease shows itself In back.
ache, nervous troubles and disorders
OF the kidney secretions. II tired.
worried. lame, rheumatic, dizzy and
nervous don't let n possible weakness
Of the kidneys escape attention until
II turns into a case OF gravel, dropsy
c. Brlght's disease.
Sick kidneys 20 from bad TO worse.
Their useful work Of altering the blood
Is only partly done. Polsons that
should be passed out with the kidney
secretions are held In the blcDd. cir.
culating freely. attacking muscles.
nerves and vital organs. The Kidneys
infame, swell and throb, and that IL
the cause OF sharp pains In the back.
or that dull, constant heavy ache.
For quick help use Doan's Kidney
Pills. No other kidney remedy Is used
and recommended so generally. Take
them when you feel the first bad
backache. or see the first distiy bance
OF the kidney secretions. Doan's have
The Tucumcari news and Tucumcari times. [volume] (Tucumcari, N.M.) 1907-1921, 1914-03-11
TANGLED SKEIN TO UNRAvEL
Matter Of Relationship That Required
Quite q Little skillful Fieur.
ing to Get Right.

Look here. Binks." said links,
what | want To know is-who am /?
4 short time ago | proposed to "A girl
who. however, said she would prefer
Ia be excused. !. therefore, excused
her. but n year later married her
mother. Then my trouble began.
Soon after ! was married, my
father married the girl who had re.
fused me-in other words, my daugh-
ter. At least, up to that time she had
been my daughter, but OF course
when she married my father she be.
came my mother. But this Is not the
worst. as you will realize when | tell
you that by marrying my daughter
my father. naturally. became my son.
1T would seem. therefore, that my
father Is my son and my daughter is
my mother; In which case ] ask you
once more--who am II"
80 far az ] can make out" replied
Binks. your fathers mother. G.,
your wife-must be your grand
mother, and therefore. as you arc
your grandmother's husband. you ap
pear to be your own grandfather!
But. OF course, ] may be wrong"
The Tucumcari news and Tucumcari times. [volume] (Tucumcari, N.M.) 1907-1921, 1914-03-11
"PAPA'S" HEAD FOR MUSEUM
South Sea islander Offers TO Sell .
Collector the Skull Of His
Father.

London.-Head.hunting is by no
means an extinct industry; In fact, II
may be said to have declined. In some
parts OF the world. from the status
OF n sport pursued by enthusiastic
native amateurs TO that OF a nero
calling governed by the laws of sup
ply and demand. How FAR ethnolog-
ical science Is responsible for this
state OF things the curators OF the
great European and American muse
m would perhaps be reluctant to
venture nm opinion. II may be as
sumed that Il was a British collector
OF whom n recent Australian visitor
10 the New Hebrides In the South
Pacific tells this story:
I'm some parts OF Malekula. espe-
cially ON the Island OF Hambi. the ma.
tives have pointed heads caused by
binding n stone on the forehead OF
the Infants. which makes them recede
and the skull grows into n peak.
These skulls are much sought after
by curio collectors, but the death rate
is not sufficient TO supply the demand.
One man asked for n skull. and
inter n little while was Mortified to
sec n boy come back with n head. the
flesh OF which was hardly ~shriveled.
lie presented II saying: Papa be-
Tonga me. stop finish two week Il
was his fathers head, who had died
a fortnight before"
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Take Your Choice Of Morals.

Escape OF "a student who fell down
the Lutschine gorge in the Alps but
was caught on "A rock Sad remained
suspended for two days and nights,
recalls TO the London Chronicle an.
other G~rundelwald escape OF which
Leslie stephen tells. Returning from
the chalet above the Eismeer. one OF
stephens guides. Michel. reached the
edge OF a clif where a wooden rail
guarded the path. Unfortunately the
rail left of prematurely. and Michel
had been drinking. so he stepped
over and fell on hard rock nearly 100
feet below. He lay there all night
and next morning got up and walked
home. sober and whole. stephen sub
mits two morals for choice: Don't
get drunk when YOU have to walk
along the edge OF an Alpine cliff.' and
Get drunk II YOU are likely TO fall
over an Alpine clin."
The Tucumcari news and Tucumcari times. [volume] (Tucumcari, N.M.) 1907-1921, 1914-03-11
DEEP CRACKS ON JOINTS

p. o. Box 37S, FL Paso, Texas.-'My
trouble began December. 1911. II com
menced on me by causing n scurf.like
skin and my toe joints, finger joints
and lips commenced to crack and
split open. My finger cracks would
bleed all day long; the cracks wers
very deep and my thumb seemed to
DO cracked to the bone, My hands
were 80 bad that ! had TO sleep with
gloves on. The cracks In my lips
would bleed often during the day and
! used 70 put adhesive plaster across
them TO try TO keep them closed, My
toes would bleed. and ! would find
blood In my socks when the days
work was done. The skin around the
cracks was red and inflamed. ! wore
shoes one size too large on account OF
my feet being so sore used TO be-
come frantic with pain at times, My
hands and feet used to smart.
Il suffered agony for four months,
| went to town and got some Cuticura
Soap and Ointment. From the time ]
commenced with the Cuticura Soap
and Ointment until completely cured
was just nineteen days" tSigned)
Jack Harrison. Nov. 10. 1912.
Cuticura Soap and Ointment sold
throughout the world, Sample OF each
free. with 32.p. Skin Book. Address post.
card "Cuticura, Dept. l., Boston" ADV.
The Tucumcari news and Tucumcari times. [volume] (Tucumcari, N.M.) 1907-1921, 1914-03-11
DRUG HOUSE ENIOlNED
By FEDERAL COURT

Judge Jeremiah Neterer. OF the
United States district court, to-day
granted a permanent injunction in be.
half OF the Centaur Company of New
York, the manufacturers OF Fetcher's
Castoria. against the Stewart a.
Holmes Drug Company OF this city.
The controversy arose from the sim.
ulating OF the labels OF this well.known
preparation, and from the evidence
filed In the case it was shown that the
infringing label was first discovered
on sale In Honolulu. and was traced to
It's origin here In Seattle.
The defendant company Is II OF
the Oldest and largest concerns OF It's
kind In the Northwest,
The decree carries with II an order
that the Stewart Il Holmes Company
recall the goods which are OF the mar.
ket under the infringing label, and TO
pay all costs In the suit and damages
assessed at si00.-Seattle. Wash.
Times, ADV,
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WHAT AN 0HI0AN
HAS TO SAY ABOUT CONDITIONS
IN WESTERN CANADA.

W. Il. Lewis formerly lived near
Dayton, Ohio, lie went to ~Saskatche-
wan seven years ago with $500 In
money, q carload OF household effects
and farm implements, including four
horses and three cows. or course, the
first year he only got feed from the
crops, but the second year had 100
acres In wheat which made over $500
bushels. He has not had q failure In
crop, and at present has 22 head Of
horses, 10 head OF cattle and 30 hogs.
and owns l,l20 acres OF land. all IN.
der cultivation. lie has been offered
$40 an acre for his land, and should
he care TO dispose Of his holdings he
could pay all his debts and have $780,.
600 to the good; but, as he says,
where could ! go to Invest my money
and get as good returns" He con.
tlnues In his letter to the immigration
department, August. 1912:
I'VE have equally az good II not
better prospects for crops this year M
We had three years ago, when our
wheat ranged from 30 to IS bushels
per acre. ! never believed such crops
could be raised until ! saw them my.
self ! had l5 acres that year that
made 30 bushels to the acre. Our
harvest will be ready by the 18th.
We have this season In crop 400 acres
OF wheat, 1875 OF oats. 80 Of fax and
run three binders with four men to
do the stocking, We certainly like
this country and the winters. although
the winters are cold at times. but we
do not suffer as n would think.
What we have accomplished here can
be duplicated In almost any OF the
new districts. "-Advertisement.
The Tucumcari news and Tucumcari times. [volume] (Tucumcari, N.M.) 1907-1921, 1914-03-11
TO REPAIR FAMOUS CHURCH
Historic Building at Thaxted, Essex,
Has Unique F~eatures-one Of
E%naland's Show Buildings.

London.-Thaxted church in ESSEX.
m old building famous among anti
quarians. but little known to tourists,
Ia to be restored. or, rather. properly
repaired.
The church Ia In a small town.
and yet II Ia one OF the most beautiful
buildings OF It's kind In England. II Ia
little damaged. the "%restorer" whose
work was like a destroying blight In
the middle OF the nineteenth century
having spared II except In a few de-
tails. Wind and weather. however.
are at length making their presence
felt. both inside and out. to an alarm.
ing extent.
The town OF Thaxted has dwindled
since the days when It's inhabitants
could support 30 large aud magnificent
n church. and 80 II IL to the outside
world that the bishop OF ST. Adams
and the vicar OF the church now ap.
The Tucumcari news and Tucumcari times. [volume] (Tucumcari, N.M.) 1907-1921, 1914-03-11
HELD UP ENTIRE LITTER
Customs Men Find Seven Dogs Where
Only One Had Originally
Been.

Portland. Ore,-Because n blooded
English setter, bought by Eugene
Simpson OF this city, at Nanaimo, Il.
C.. gave birth TO six puppies while en-
route TO Portland. the animal and her
family have been held by Seattle Gus.
toms officials, according to information
received by Mar. Simpson. Gypsy Girl
is the mothers dogs name. Mr.. Simp-
son paid $50 for her. A manifest ac-
c~ompanying her called for "one Eng
lish setter dog" and the customs men
declared they could not pass seven
dogs on II, even though six OF them
we're only day.old babies,
Mr., Simpson says he may have to
appeal to Washington to get his canine
family.
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Had the Rudiments.

Youthful human nature Is much the
same the world over. Here IL the
story told of the eleven.year-old son OF
a Philippine head.iunter. recently
brought to San Francisco by a return
ing missionary. The boy. being intro
duced to some friends OF his guardian,
remarked that he knew much about
the United States. and understood
observation-disclosures he called it "miki
fula."
80 you know BASEBALL" one ques'
toner remarked. What do you call
the umpire?"
The boy hesitated. and the mission.
AIRY encouraged him.
Tell the gentleman what you cal
the umpire, my boy"
Thief. sometimes, but robber most
ly," vas the unexpected reply.
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peal for funds IN preserve the build.
ing; $4,000 is asked.
Little IL known OF the history OF
the church. The general style Of It's
architecture IL later perpendicular.
but the columns OF the nave. with
their arches, belong to an earlier date.
The south aisle and transept were
built In the middle OF the fifteenth
century. and the chancel probably In
the period OF Thaxted's prosperity.
some time after the BLACK Death"
The clerestory belongs to the end OF
the fifteenth century.
Tho church possesses some beau.
tiful carving. both inside and out,
and many pieces OF exquisite old
stained glass. a celature at the east
end OF the Lady Chapel Is unique, as
are two pre.Reformation crucifixes.
one over the east end Of the chancel
roof and the other over the north
porch.
II 10 not intended TO restore" tho
church or to destroy the atmosphere OF
the middle ages which II retains. but
there are very few buildings that
offer so attractive n field for sympa-
thetic repair. and II is In this direc-
ton only that tho money subscribed
will be spent, 1t Ia stated.
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HAD TOLD THE EXACT TRUTH
Lectures "outpourlng" Wat Just as
Had Been Stated In His Letter
Of Recommendation.

A lecturer went to Yonkers with q
letter 4 n Yonkers citizen from n
man In New Rochelle and succeeded
In getting an engagement. His three
hour lecture proved dull, dry and un.
interesting. Next day Mr.. Yonkers
met Mr.. New Rochelle.
What did you mean7" asked Yonk-
ers. by recommending that lemon
lecturer"
Il didn't recommend him."
We'll, ! Just guess you did. I've
got your letter right here in my peck
ct"
Better read II over again-care
fully"
Mr.. Yonkers did. II was purposely
noncommittal:
IL have heard Mr.. BIS lecture. 10
Ia as interesting as IL ls instructive"
And II wasn't either" said Yonh
ers.
Then the comparison holds" said
New Rochelle.-New York World.
The Tucumcari news and Tucumcari times. [volume] (Tucumcari, N.M.) 1907-1921, 1914-03-11
TREATMENT
FAILED
Colorado Mon 7sHs q Story Of Awfs
Suffering.

I. e.. Drake. 1a3 Elsti Ut, Denver. COLOR
says: ~ wns so bad with kidney osmplaint
that I thought I wss going 20 die. MY fees
were terribly swollen and I couldn't wear
my shoes. My limbs swellcd too and my
heart wasn't Just right; ] often had 70 gasp
for breath For months couldn't WORK
and couldn't hobble a block without sit
ting down to rest For several days there
wouldn't he "a free flow Of the Kidney secrs-
tions aud the passa ges were terribly scald-
Ing Doctors didn't help me ana one rem
M TO use Doan's Kidney pills and the nrst
hoa brought wonderful relief The kidney
sccrotionp got all rtght and the sweIhns
went down In n short time ! went back
10 work In good health. Deans kidney rus
alone cured me and the cure has been per-
mnnDnt. ! hope that other kidney sufferers
will read about my experience and give
Doans Kidney Pilln n trial"
The Tucumcari news and Tucumcari times. [volume] (Tucumcari, N.M.) 1907-1921, 1914-03-11
Low for All.

"Optimists are right. provided they
are not unreasoning and excessive"
said a fusion leader ut "a fusion lunch
con In New York.
THE optimism OF our opponents"
he went on. reminds me OF Smith.
\ druggist said to Smith m night
ut the lodge:
There's n movement on foot "a
make drugs cheaper
Good said Smith. Good That
will bring sickness within the reach
OF ALL"
The Tucumcari news and Tucumcari times. [volume] (Tucumcari, N.M.) 1907-1921, 1914-03-11
In Dire Disgrace.

What's the natter
I'm In disgrace with my wife"
What about"
sonAe hair. | got some like the sales
lady's. | thought il was prettier,'-
Washington Herald.
The Tucumcari news and Tucumcari times. [volume] (Tucumcari, N.M.) 1907-1921, 1914-03-11
Sharp and Flat,

Mr.. Phlat-I must come and play
my violin for you some evening. Miss
Sharp. You like music, don't you?
Miss Sharp do. indeed. Mr.. Phlat.
but come all the same.-Judge.
The Tucumcari news and Tucumcari times. [volume] (Tucumcari, N.M.) 1907-1921, 1914-03-11

Phone news items TO No. %. II Ia
not possible 10 get around 10 each
place or To talk To each person, and
everyone should know some iter which
would be Of interest and greatly add
to the local features OF our paper.
The Tucumcari news and Tucumcari times. [volume] (Tucumcari, N.M.) 1907-1921, 1914-03-11
Prudent Man.

What induced you TO cut your
friend Gushly?"
Ills very highfown sentiments
about the duties OF friendship. ! was
afraid the day might come when !
couldn't afford them"
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Next Move,

He-Since you lost that bet. ! think
I can claim the forfeit.
She-I really don't know what you
mean; and, besides. some one might
see us.-Yale Record.
The Tucumcari news and Tucumcari times. [volume] (Tucumcari, N.M.) 1907-1921, 1914-03-11
Bad Enouuh.

Here's n fellow offers to teach you
to talk and drink at the same time"
For PHYS sake don't let my wife
find put about him"
The Tucumcari news and Tucumcari times. [volume] (Tucumcari, N.M.) 1907-1921, 1914-03-11
Artists 70 Mark canvases.

Paris.-Artists here are advocating
the use OF finger prints on all can
vases to prevent the sale of fake
originals.
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satisfactory.

$50 you want to marry my daugh.
ter. what is your financial standing"
We'll sir. I've figured out every ex.
emption possible. I've had the best
legal advice that money would secure.
I've done everything | could to dodge
it--and | still find that ! can't entirely
escape paying an income tax"
shes yours. Cleveland Plain
Dealer.
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Feel All Used Up?

brought new life and strength to thou
sands Of despairing men and women,
and there is nothing In the remedy to
cause any harm or start q ~pill-takink
habit.
Here's the best OF proof--testimony
from a grateful user.
The Tucumcari news and Tucumcari times. [volume] (Tucumcari, N.M.) 1907-1921, 1914-03-11
In Ante.Reno DAYS.

well Thomas" said father, what
did you learn at Sunday school to.
day."
Nothing
"Oh. surely there was some informa-
tion for you"
We'll, Solomon hasn't lost any OF
his wives"
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Ashamed OF Them,

"Why does Brown sometimes 80 by
another name?"
"He used to sign the popular songs
he writes"
The Tucumcari news and Tucumcari times. [volume] (Tucumcari, N.M.) 1907-1921, 1914-03-11

Success is merely a matter OF sell
ing your experience for more than you
paid for II.
The Tucumcari news and Tucumcari times. [volume] (Tucumcari, N.M.) 1907-1921, 1914-03-11

The whistle on the engine makes the
most noise. but II doesn't help to pull
the train.
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Life is full OF paradoxes. Many q
dark secret IN to light.
The Tucumcari news and Tucumcari times. [volume] (Tucumcari, N.M.) 1907-1921, 1914-03-11
Tucumcari Steam Laundry

under the management OF n prac.
teal la%undryman OF 20 years -.
p~erience. Guarantees satisfaction,
All garments repaired and buttons
sewcd on. Cleaning and Pressing.
Phone 1872 and we will do the rest.
CHARLES l.. McCRAE
Manager
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Force Of Habit.

He's always tinkering with his
auto"
Naturally. Hes a viyisectlonIst. "
Judge.
The Tucumcari news and Tucumcari times. [volume] (Tucumcari, N.M.) 1907-1921, 1914-03-11

Let Deans Mentholatcd Cough Drops re-
licve YOU Of that cough and stop the
throat rritation-5c at Drug Stores.
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The Nloht Kind.

what kind OF a line would you rec
ommend In a matrimonial expedition"
IL should say, a beau.line."
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Familiarity.

Does he know her very WE'LL"
"He must. overheard him telline
her that she In getting fat"
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Putnam Fadeless Dyes make no
muss. ADV.
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Judge.
Ottumwa tri-weekly courier. [volume] (Ottumwa, Iowa) 1903-1916, 1914-10-29
LOSSES IN WAR
ARE TERRIBLE

On August II it was officially an
nounced that the German losses dur
j ing the siege of Liege were about 22,-
0OO1that is 1000 killed and 10000
wounded The enornity and horror
be realized if we remember that this
opening engagement has cost the de-
feated army more than the battle of
Waterloo cost Wellington. At Aus
terlitz, in 1905 Napoleon lost only 12,-
900 men, the allies less than $4,000.
The Germans lost 5000 at Sedan, the
eliminating battle of the Franco
Prussian war. And the battle Of
Iiege must be reckoned only a minor
engagement.
comment on what war can be with
modern weapons and modern arma-
ment. "It was not until the time OF
the Russo-Japanese war" says the
| New York Times, that the casualties
of battle became so fearful. On the
great battlefield of Shaho in Man
churia the Russian combatants num-
bered 100000 and their casualties
amounted to $4,000 men.
Incomparably vast, incomparably de-
structive, incomparably cruel, incom-
parably wicked is the gigantic con-
flict that is thus threatened and as the
Times says, those who fall beneath
the bolts of war will be 'the young,
the strong, the breadwinners, the stay
of families. Not only will precious
lives be taken, but poverty and priva-
ton, helpless sickness, hopeless suf-
fering and want must follow. The
imagination wearies and sickens with
the effort to form any conception Of
the disaster that has befallen the
world. History affords no precedents.
Calculation can set no bounds to the
certain evil, much less to that which
is probable or possible. We can I'M
derstand that the homes that will be
desolated and destroyed are as sweet
and sacred to their members as that
Of each of us who is blessed with
happy home. The shocked conscious
ness of mankind stands appalled,, re-
sentful, despairing."