Clinch Valley news. [volume] (Jeffersonville, Va.) 18??-2019, 1914-12-11

rass the English.-Outlook.
They were out for few days but
Botha took 'em in outen de wet.
The Austrians and Russians are
practically giving each other the lie
every evening.-Liberal Presbyterian.
AS Mrs. Darlington says, It's like
ly to result in Experienced" relations.
Lord Kitchener denies the author
lty OF lrwin's reported interview
Dispatch.
Isn't there something wrong about
this? We thought Kitchener was in
terviewing Irwin all the time.
Mr.. Slemp's campaign cost him 3d.
932 and some odd cents.-Ex.
Glad Bascom's kept inside the 3d.
900 limit. Otherwise they would
have charged him with corrupting-
his speakers.
With half the world in mourning
baseball is not the game it used to be.
st. Louis Gazette.
True, ncighbor, Billie Sunday tho
IS trying to get up a SERIOUS" at
Richmond.
It's well for us also to remember
the poor at home.-Richmond Jour
nal.
And in deciding whether to "incur"
Rev. Sunday CT mot" Better give a
thought to your pastors at home.
The President will find enough to
look after in Mcxico.-Ex.
Doubtless! but among his anxieties
the least will be the development of
Mr. Hearsts vast concessions i'm that
country.
Two more powers will fight-Ex.
Many people hope not Italy will
be needed as Il neutral in the round
up, and Greece has been fighting ever
since Thermopolea. She should take
Il well earned rest and Servia will
cross the Danube soon.
New Home for Masonic Lodge
News.
That's good move, and the old
Henry lot good place to move to.
They might, however, get leave to
move on the roof of the only one
story "brick" anybody ever saw.
Very little new legislation will come
up this Washington Dis
Itch.
We hope the Secretary of Agricul-
ture viii be empowered to report on
the merits of the System of Irriga-
ton in such general use in Belgium
and Holland.
Better be careful how they fire on
these American Naptha launches
Fonny Grinks.
Thank you Miss for this reminder.
The incident happened on the ground
Tor water) where the first mention of
Naptha was Incorporated in history.
See Plutarch's Lives.
If Mrs. Jellys, Dickens character
in Bleak House, was alive today she
would have a fine field for her chart
ties.-Alrs. Harris.
have an idea that she would still
insist on sending contributions to sup
plement the cocoanuts and alligator
meat, at Borioboola-G on the left
bank of the Niger. Belgium is too
near home.
"The Kaiser's press service in the
United States."-Post.
Not forgetting VonKlucks delayed
strategy in the French invasion, nor
liindenberg's scheme to drown the
Russians in the Masusian lakes the
genius of the German general staff
is best shown in its ornate and COM
prehensive plan to capture public
sentiment in the United States.
Congress will doubtless have some
thing to say about neutrality and
traband.-Digest.
Hope they will declare against the
whole doctrine of contraband las the
English House of Commons did, and
when they get to neutrality, define
| just what foreign and foreign-born
| professors can say about friendly ma
lions without becoming undesirable
citizens.
And now it's said there's no such
thing as International Law. What
holds the nations together.-En-
quirer.
Formerly the agreements known as
treaties were so considered, and con-
s.ituted the only written" law of
nations. Later certain protocols were
formulated and the Declaration of
London, but none of these had the
acceptance of all the powers. And
Germany in the matter of contraband
held that action should be unanimous,
so all was void if no effect. Recent