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The Birmingham age-herald., 1914-07-17
MOTHERS uLrIMATuM.

MT. Timklns, I'll bet you can't guess what mother said when father telephoned her that he would bring you up to lunch?"
 Why no. Tommy can't guess that. What did she say?''
 'She said. Bring him if you want to, but he's eaten his last Jar of my plum preservesr
 NOTHING TO WORRY ABOUT.
 An optimist was pacing along country road when an automobile struck him in the middle of the back and knocked him 20 feet
 "oh, we'll" said the optimist, as he picked himself up and brushed the dust off, T was going in this direction, any how"
 THEY REMIND HIM OF MONEY.
 "old MT. Grabscoin says he likes to see the leaves fall in autumn"
 T guess that's because they have vel low backs
 A JOB FOR THE FOOL KILLER. One hand is on his steering wheel,
 The other lights cigarette; That kind of motorist, we feel,
 Some day his just deserts will get. MIGHT NOT LEND IT.
 Do you think Gudger1y loves his fellow, man?' T don't know about that, but if there were only one pulmotor in the world, would hate for Gudgerly to own it'' A FOOLISH THING. Oh, why will reckless milionaires Those warm love notes indite, When they butt pile up future cares With every one they write? NOT CONVINCING "I'm not finicky, as rule"
 "No?" But do hate to see a fat girl sitting at a piano on hot day and trying to play soulful music"
The Birmingham age-herald., 1914-07-17
BRUNETTE BEAUTY THE rAsHro

London Correspondence New York Amer
 ican.
 For the first time tin many years the dark beauty Is all the fashion this sea- son. She has been carrying all before her.
 For 50 years or more the fair damsel with the lily and rose tints in her cheeks has scored all along the line. Now fair women are, for the first time since the days of Byron. endeavoring to give them selves the charm of brunettes. A special powder is being sold to darken the com plexion by two or three tones. and some women are even <arkening their hair.
The Birmingham age-herald., 1914-07-17

the most largely attended in the his tory of the institute. Of course Bir- mingham is eager to greet the iron and steel men, and the larger the meeting the better.
The Birmingham age-herald., 1914-07-17
AT THE EBB TIDE

By John Banister Tabb.
 o marshes that remain
 In anguish dumb
 Till over you again The waters somei
 So must thy life abide ~ In silent pain,
 Till love. the truant tide, Come back again.
The Birmingham age-herald., 1914-07-17
COST oF INEFFICIENCY
From the Ohio State Journal.

Ineffciency is one of the prime causes of the high cost of living. If you pay a man 40 cents an hour for. his work. and he loafs away two hours 8 day, which many do, you actually pay him $a.20 for z. 70 worth of work. And then to make up the loss you charge the 80 cents to somebody else. and he passes over the debit to other people. Thus one faith-
The Birmingham age-herald., 1914-07-17

Greenvile Advocate: Birmingham pig iron manufacturers won a big victory recently which gives them a strong posi- ton in competition with Pittsburg. They can now compete with pig manufacturers anywhere
The Birmingham age-herald., 1914-07-17

BEGINNING THE DAY-O Lord, stop me before I go too far In any wrong course that I may be pur- suing. Let me not hurt my iiie pe- yond repair. Let me not fnjure my brother beyond redress! Sta! my hand! Startle me! Help me to con slider the end. Help me to submit all to Thee again. For Christs sake Amen.-H. M. ID.
The Birmingham age-herald., 1914-07-17
ADVERTISING BIRMINGHAM

Andalusia Star: Negro women in Jeffer- for want of air. We have thought for long time that Jefferson county jail needed 'airing."
The Birmingham age-herald., 1914-07-17

young woman who says dancing cures nervousness may be telling the truth. so far as the dancers are concerned, but how about the effect some of the modern steps have on spectators?
The Birmingham age-herald., 1914-07-17

Rural newspapers are still speculating on that s1,000,000 which it has been said the governor borrowed
The Birmingham age-herald., 1914-07-17

woman says that in a great many cases men make better housekeepecs than women. It's too late now for that sort of fiattery to have any effect. Men are on their guard.
The Birmingham age-herald., 1914-07-17

The natives in South American jungles dance the maxixe. There Is good reason to believe they danced it first.
The Birmingham age-herald., 1914-07-17

Marjorie Dorman says the American baby crop is the most important of all. Three whoops for Marjorie
The Birmingham age-herald., 1914-07-17

When a man comes back from Europe in a 10-story boat he feels almost as inn portant as if he had built it.
The Birmingham age-herald., 1914-07-17

Liquor is blamed fer only 26 of the 627 diyorces granted in Ohio last year. Even at that. John yBarleycorn won't receive vote of confidence.
The Birmingham age-herald., 1914-07-17

Anniston Star: Whether Birmingham gets that Methodist university or not. sine at least made noise like srs. Was going to get it.. .> ..4 '. n ,--sf
 Montgomery Times: Birmingham might spend, with profit, enough of that money raised to get the Methodist college in building a railroad to the Warrior river and give that city the benefit of river competition, which MT. Mccormack says would come back in 60 days in saving in freight rates for the products of the dis trict It might prove better investment than the college, and is worthy the at tention of the people of that city.
 Anniston Star: It's a dull day in this land of Uncle Sam when there's not a killing In Birmingham.
 Marion Standard: Now that Montgom- cry has agreed that Birmingham should have the great Methodist university, and will help her get 1t, it is time to click glasses.
The Birmingham age-herald., 1914-07-17

Mme. Caillaux's attack on the editor of the Figaro is being re-enacted for the movies" Nothing escapes the camera men.
The Birmingham age-herald., 1914-07-17

The Azores are preparing to receive the America in its flight across the Atlantic Here's hoping the Azores won't be disap- pointed.
The Birmingham age-herald., 1914-07-17

Peoples Advocate: Jefferson county leads all others in the state for murders.
The Birmingham age-herald., 1914-07-17

Shelby County Sun: The coroner in Bir- mingham is the busiest man in Jefferson county.
The Birmingham age-herald., 1914-07-17

Being a stockholder of the New Haven railroad is an experience like holding the bag in a "snipe hunt
The Birmingham age-herald., 1914-07-17

Talladega Home: Birmingham's crime wave has reached the stage of steady stream, and it's newspapers and citizens are greatly disturbed over it's showing.
The Birmingham age-herald., 1914-07-17

Having let its snow removal contracts, New York can now sit back and wait for snow to fly.
The Birmingham age-herald., 1914-07-17

The Tuscaloosa News in arguing that Tuscaloosa needs a public park, points to the fact that every Sunday afternoon train load of the Druid City people come to Birmingham If the park would pre- vent their coming, there is no hope of Tuscaloosa acquiring the park A great many people live in Tuscaloosa on ac- count of its easy access to Birmingham.
The Birmingham age-herald., 1914-07-17

Corncob and wooden pipes to the value of 7,269 were manufactured in Missouri last year, according to a report of John T. Fitzpatrick, commissioner of the bu- reau of labor statistics. The seven pipe factories mentioned in the commissioner s bulletin employed 323 men and boys and 61 girls and women in 1913 They drew s153,545 in wages. Franklin county is the center of the pipe-making industry. Large cobs make two pipes when handled properly. It requires 100 operations to convert a corncob into a pipe. Missouri oorncob pipes, known IS Missouri IT neerschaums," are smoked in all parts of the world. London and Paris and many otber famous capitals are familiar with Missouri's celebrated pipes. Men and women who make the pipes earn from $6 to S25 a week. Salesmen are paid from S1O0 to $i5o a month; foremen from s55 to Sl25; managers and superintendents of factories from SIP to s125. The seven factonits in 1913 represented an invest ment of s2sS,654.
The Birmingham age-herald., 1914-07-17
IDLE OPINIONS.

A squeeze-piay in hammock Is worm two on second base. After man recovers from his vacation he begins to tell about the good time he had Honesty is still the best policy, although at first 1t is slow to declare a dividend. The opthalmologst would like to live so he could look the whole world in the eye and prescribe spectacles. Many man who marries beneath him soon lets his wife get the upper hand Clothes make the man and lack of them the woman. The individual N--, shouts loudest for A square deal wants somebody else to give it.
 It requires a great effort for the father of successful baseball pitcher to con duct himself with becoming modesty. Even the owner of a tin watch can tel, you how time flies
 THE VERY WORST.
 The ugiest sight
 That ever was seen
 Is a sun-burnt neck
 That won't look clean.
 Memphis Commercial-Appeal The ugliest sight
 Of which l wot
 Is fat mans jowls
 When he is hot.
 Columbia State. The ugliest sight
 I've seen as yet,
 Is a sx-plunk suit
 By shower wet. P. C.
The Birmingham age-herald., 1914-07-17
AcE-uERAI.D ECHOES

Montgomery Advertiser: Governor Hooper was in Birmingham the other day, but refused to talk politics. About all he would consent to say was that he was."fond of Alabama" That's rather a sensational statement The Age-Herald printed it where 1t usually prints its sec cnd-class murder stories.
 Montgomery Journal: The Birmingham Age-Herald is thoughtless enough to say:
 Citizens of Montgomery have little to regret that agitators are planning the elimination of Sunday golf. Should the reformers succeed in their scheme, play CTS would simply have another excuse to visit real, live town.
 It is barely possible that the citizens of Montgomery may prefer to be live in real orderly town than to be dead in real live town"
 Montgomery Times: The Birmingham Age Herald says that ''the day of suf- fering will never have it's sunset. The Alabama prohibitionists are now groom ing their candidate for governor in 19ls.'' Pray tell us who the would-be candidate is, and not keep us in such great sus- pense.
 Montgomery Times: Citizens Of Mont gomery have little to regret that agita- tors are planning the elimination of Sun day gol& Should the reformers succeed in their scheme. players would simply have another excuse to visit a real, live tcwn-Birmingham Age-Herald And yet Birmingham has no Sunday movies,
 Opelika News: The editcr of The Br- mingham Age-Herald, over the signature of Ned Brace. gives in Sundays issue some descriptions of his new country home on Shades Mountain, near Birming- ham. Evidently the editor is very proud of his new home and justly should be in its rustic beauty-stones for foundation and veranda pillars secured from the mountain there and all lumber from the woods on that place.
The Birmingham age-herald., 1914-07-17

The Memphis Commcrcial-Appeal Is au- thority for the state nent that the Anti Saloon league of Tennessee wants some officials. The Ant-Saioon league of Ala bama wants something more material. Otherwise, why "the usual collections?"
The Birmingham age-herald., 1914-07-17
ADRIF'T WITH THE TIMES
HARD TO BELIEVE.

Colonel Sasserby's mansion is filleo with articles of verfu." said Mrs. Swim son. You surprise me-" said Mrs whoop- dyke. I've always heard that he's dreadfully immoral man.
 NEWS NOTE.
 Another man
 Spanked by his wife;
 Weep, if you can,i
 For such is life.
The Birmingham age-herald., 1914-07-17
MIGHT NOT LEND IT.

Oh, why will reckless milionaires
 Those warm love notes indite, When they butt pile up future cares With every one they write?
The Birmingham age-herald., 1914-07-17

One hand is on his steering wheel,
 The other lights cigarette; That kind of motorist, we feel,
 Some day his just deserts will get.
The Manchester journal. [volume] (Manchester, Vt.) 1861-current, 1914-07-16
PERI

Dr. Charlcs II. Seymour arrived in
town the last Of the week for his an
nuai vacation.
Mr.. ard Mrs. A. NJ. Lyon Of New
tonville, Mass, arrived at Deacon
LYONS Sunday, making the trip b.
automobile.
George B. Whitney and family Of
Woburn, Mass. with his mother and
Mr. Landman called on friends in
town Monday afternoon.
James Brown OF Scranton, Pa, has
been spending few days at Asa
Browns.
The Manchester journal. [volume] (Manchester, Vt.) 1861-current, 1914-07-16
SANpGATE

Extensive repairs are being made
upon the church sheds.
Some farmers have commenced hay
ing and claim that there Is not as
much as last year.
/. is surprising the number Of au
tomobiles that take advantage Of the
new state road along Green River It
is very fine drive.
Harland Woodcock does not improve
as rapidly as his friends and neigh
bors we, : would. He has bee, ID,
for Tong time.
The recent raisss have helped grow.
ing ss.ps wonderfully, still there
seems to be great complaint by farm
W. u ! shortage Of the hay crop, es-
pecially upon lands easily susceptible
70 drouth.
Your correspondent notices that the
Conkey place ia opened again for the
sumner b. granddaughter Of tho
former owner, Nat Conkey, who lives
on Long Island and spends her sum
mers here with her husband and -four
children
The annual anniversary q the FAM
The Manchester journal. [volume] (Manchester, Vt.) 1861-current, 1914-07-16
Insects In the Ear.

Should an insect get into the ear OF
a child or an adult Immediately pour
In a little olive oil, slightly warmed.
This at once suffocates the insect, and
il can then be extracted by some one
who knows how. The buzzing Of the
tiniest possible gnat Is horrible torture
that need not be endured If there is
any kind Of grease to be had. Melted
lard win answer or even butter. al.
though the latter having salt In it is
not so good.
Hot water will sometimes wash ont
an insect, but the greatest care should
be taken to have it barely hot enough
10 feel pleasant The idea Is to drown
the buzzing intruder as quickly as pos
sible. but the delicate inner membrane
should not be burned in the process.
The Manchester journal. [volume] (Manchester, Vt.) 1861-current, 1914-07-16
simpIe yeweIry.

Only the simplest of jewelry should
be worn by the tiny girl She may
have an enamel locket swinging from
slender gold or silver chain or a plat
mum pendant On q platinum chain.
Sire may wear set Of bar sash pins
III striped enamel or platinum, sur
rounded with seed pearls, but she
should not wear rings on her fingers.
nor bracelets. No sort Of ornament
should he seen On her hair bow. Boys
DO not wear jewelry while In the short
trousered stage.
The Manchester journal. [volume] (Manchester, Vt.) 1861-current, 1914-07-16
Estate of FRED o. BOURN.

Order of Notice Allowance OF Account.
STATE OF VERMONT, District of Man
chester, So.
The Honorable Probate Court for ne Dis
rict Aforesaid.
To all persons interested In the estate OF
Fred o. Bourn late Of Manchester. in said
district deceased, GREETING:
WHFRFAs. snid Court has assigned the
goth day Of July next, at l0o'clock a. m, Tor
examining and allowing the account OF
the Administrator Of the estate OF said
deceased, and for decree OF the resi-.
due Of said estnte 10 the lawful claimants OF
the same. and ordered that public notice
thereof be given to all persons interested
In said estate by publishing this order three
weeks successfully previous to the day as
signed, in the Manchester Journal news-
paper published at Manchester In SAID DIS
trict
THEREFORE,, you are hereby notified to
appear at the Probate ONCE in Manchester
in said District, on the day assigned, then
ana there to contest the allowance OF said
account II you see cause, and to establish
your right as heirs, legatees and lawful
claimants to said residue.
Given under my hand, this 18th day Of
July. lgl4.
IL EDWARD GRIFFITH. Judge
The Manchester journal. [volume] (Manchester, Vt.) 1861-current, 1914-07-16
Cash Paid For Wool !

Consignments solicited from
growers, dealers or anyone who
has it to offer. Write for prices
before selling elsewhere.
We can also handle your
Hides, Skins, Pelts, Bones, Tai
low, &C., at outside market
prices. Freight paid on con-
signments of 200 lbs. or more.
C. S. PAGE, HYDE PARK, VT.
11-eow-tf
The Manchester journal. [volume] (Manchester, Vt.) 1861-current, 1914-07-16
Bad For II

Young wife Don't you admire
man who always says the right thing
at the right time The spinster-l p
sure / could II | ever have the pleasure
81 meeting such q man. London Illus
trafed Bits
The Manchester journal. [volume] (Manchester, Vt.) 1861-current, 1914-07-16
Queer Dream.

Had queer dream last night"
"Tell it."
II dreamed that ! made an appoint
ment with myself and when l got to
the place I was gone."- Boston Tran
script.
The Manchester journal. [volume] (Manchester, Vt.) 1861-current, 1914-07-16
FOR SALE!
REGISTERED


Ayrshire Cows
Ayrshire Male Calves
Chester White Pigs
Also a limited amount OF
Butter
Potatoes
Maple Syrup
Wood
wilburton Farms
7. s. BARNES,
Superintendent
5-tf.
The Manchester journal. [volume] (Manchester, Vt.) 1861-current, 1914-07-16

For baby's Group, Willie's daily cuts
and bruises, mammals sore throat,
Grandma's lameness,-Dr. Thomas
Electric Oil-the household remedy.
25c and SOC. adv.
The Manchester journal. [volume] (Manchester, Vt.) 1861-current, 1914-07-16
Only Circus to Visit Vermont This Season.

" of VIM. j. Hamilton was held on
the Fourth. There were present VIM.
y. Hamilton, Jr., and wife Of Brandon,
Vt; Erwin Wilcox, wife and three
children of Manchester; Stannard
Wilcox and wife of Sunderland; Chas.
Wright, wife and three children of
Pittsfeld, Mass; Mrs. Cole Stickles
and son John of indianapolis, Ind.
Russ Bacon, wife and daughter of
! Williamstown, Mass. In the evening
there we're fireworks a plenty and a
goodly gathering Of neighbors who
came to visit and see the fun.
El Paso herald. (El Paso, Tex.) 1901-1931, 1914-02-07
Too Late To Classify.

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TOR SALE male thoroughbred IOA Ter
riers 517 Texas.
El Paso herald. (El Paso, Tex.) 1901-1931, 1914-02-07
NOTICE on TRTSTFF5S IN

whereas Heretofore. towit, on the s1st
DAY OF December, 1913, in a suit entitled
Rlo Grande Valley Bank and Trust Com
pany VS.. Guaranty Trust and Rankin
company, numbered IOO79 on the docket OF
the 41st Judicial District Court OF FL Paso
county Texas, judgment was rendered in
favor of the plaintiff and against the do
PENDANT for the sum Of one hundred and
three thousand. nine hundred and seventy
ana 1900 dollars (S103 97O.15) and inter
est from January 1, 1914, at s percent per
annum, which judgment was duly recorded
IN the minutes OF said court; and
whereas, the undersigned, John H Har-
per receiver IN said cause, was by said
judgment ordered to make a sale accord
ing to the laws Of the state Of Texas GOV
ernlng sales Of real estate under execution
OF the hereinafter described property: and
whereas, said judgment decreed that said
sane should be made subject to lien OF the
Sl1te LlIe insurance company, Of Indian
apolis, Indiana, amounting to seventy thou
sand dollars (S70,000.O0) and interest
Now Therefore, I, John H. Harper, re-
ceiver in said cause, by virtue OF the au-
thority in me vested by said judgment and
decree viii. on the third day OF March,
1914, that being the first Tuesday in said
month, between the hours OF 10 o'clock in
the forenoon and o'clock in the afternoon
OF salq day at the court house door in FL
Faso, ii Faso county, Texas, offer for sale
to the highest bidder for cash the FOL-
loving described real property towlt:
beginning at the northwest corner of
block No. IS according IN what 10 1-ro,r--
az Arson Millss map Of FL Paso, Texas. at
the point Of intersection Of the southerly
the easterly line Of Stanton street: thence
IN a southerly direction and along the east-
cry line OF stanton street 107 feet, more or
less 10 the northerly wall OF a one-story
6rlck building situated on the east side Of
stanton street and fronting the said street
tthe most northerly line of said BUILDING
Deing a distance Of about 10Y feet from
the southerly line Of San Antonio streetl.
tnence IN an easterly direction along said
northerly line Of said building 70 feet to the
westerly line Of the adjoining property on
the east; thence nOrtherly and parallel with
stanton street 107 feet more or less to the
southerly line of San Antonio street; thence
westerly and along the southerly line OF
san Antonio street 70 feet to the place OF
beginning, together with the certain five
story building now located upon said land
known as the Guaranty Trust. building.
1 Will sell said property to satisfy said
judgment, interest and COSTS and I will
make to the purchaser or purchasers such
deed OF deeds as I am by Law authorized
TO make in the premises.
Witness my hand at FL Paso, Texas this
9TH day OF February, 1914.
John H. Harper.
El Paso herald. (El Paso, Tex.) 1901-1931, 1914-02-07

Want to buy Texas or New Mexico ranch,
carry 300 or 400 COWS; would purchase cows
with ranch; prefer TO deal with owner.
Write Ranch. care Herald.
El Paso herald. (El Paso, Tex.) 1901-1931, 1914-02-07
Musical.

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nALIEls DAVIS, teacher piano. IS month
voice, So Phone 1888
NILE. LUCIA LACOSTA. graduate Of Ste-17-
So-.Ser. 1Iory' Berlin Voice or piano. chill
wen s classes Phone $685.. 9e5 Montana.
El Paso herald. (El Paso, Tex.) 1901-1931, 1914-02-07

DU SANG & WELLBORN,
carpet EcnoFators and Upholsterers. Steam
and Vacuum cleaning. Phone $685.
CARPETS CLEANED ana general house
cleaning. Duntley Vacuum Cleaning co.
Phone 321S.
El Paso herald. (El Paso, Tex.) 1901-1931, 1914-02-07

MODERN heated room, new bungalow, close
in; no sick So. Phone 5549
El Paso herald. (El Paso, Tex.) 1901-1931, 1914-02-07
Too Late To Classify.

SECTION MESA LAND
! Just north Of Fort Bliss Big railroad
frontage. Buy direct from owner
TObin. Phone 8O3
El Paso herald. (El Paso, Tex.) 1901-1931, 1914-02-07
ROOms-Furnished or Unfinished.

Rooms-Fumished or Unfinished.
! MODERN heated room, new bungalow. close
( in; no sick So. Phone 5549
/ FOR RENT-3 large unfurnished rooms,
very reasonable; no sick. Phi. 1909 ".
NICE OUTSIDE ROOMS, 2 windows. hot and
! cold water bath steam heat. S451s Myrtle
PHONE 1904 for room with every con
venence. very close in; private family.
FRONT SUITE, nicely furnished. ? rooms,
ground floor, $23.OO. sos Montana Phone
1919 W.
FOR RENT nicely furnished front room
minutes walk from town; reasonable.
Apply 6l7 w. Main
private family; close in. Phone 1883 ".
2o7 W. Rio Grande.
DELMAR, All N Stanton hot and cold
water; free baths soc and 81 day: 50 SO
upward weekly Phone 1890.
NICELY furnished room in private family to
desirable gentleman 719 n. Santa Fe St
Fhone 542S
Two o,, large wen furnished bedrooms with
an convenienees; steam heat, private bath
and shower; good location; prices reason
able; no sick Phone sOs5.
Rooms and Board.
~ - --->7-|0-~~7-~~~~~-~~~~~~~
Montana.
ROOM with sleeping porch suitable for >
win ooara-- 121O n Oregon. Phone 672.
BoAED AND ROOMS. strictly firstcIass,
Mrs @ F. Leary, AZ N. FL Paso.
ROOM, sleeping porch and board for 2,
DoIne comforts Phone 4403.
ROOM AND BOARD-Home cooking Pe--
ina b Neal $50 w Missouri. Phone 84I7
ROOM AND BOARD close in, good home
cooking col Myrtle.
WSA5NIlE5D-Lady to board and send year
Ola girl to school; willing to paw $50 a
llonlh- write G. 1856, Herald.
ROOM AND BOARD for convaiegcentg !
sieeplhg porches, accommodations first
class. Phone 1869.
LARGE sleeping porch dressing room and i
8 3lIu' win private family, in Grand View /
For Rent.
~--~"-7>S~--~-~~S~~-~-
70 RENT-Ranch of 20 acres. room /
,-o oo acres alfalfa, $50 bearing trees:
NJ 40 q, .lanu II wanted Chas. T Bartlett
Offices For Rent.
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LIGHT, AIRY OFFICES for rent, I'd floor
leIaiu building; viii subdivide to suit ten.
Lease.
El Paso herald. (El Paso, Tex.) 1901-1931, 1914-02-07
Nurseries.

NOE Is THE TINE TO Plant ROSES
enc LOT my list Of the u best roses for
TINS climate, based on 20 years experience
sen only tested, ever-blooming . wear Old
80 Dl5hea. grown on their own roots. -
1-1 yeu Tor 500. Also Locust Ash ana
I'm I'm ueea Write me today Now is +bo
P TlL-g 70 pant Francis f. Lester MesiIa