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Atlanta Georgian. [volume] (Atlanta, Ga.) 1912-1939, 1914-01-22
RUSSELL FORD
SIGNS To PITCH
FOR FEDERAL5
Yankees Star Hurler and WiIIett
Have Jumped Johnson's Organ
ization for New League,

@HICAGO, Jan. 21.-The an
I nouncement that Russell Ford,
star twirler of the New York
Americans, had signed contract with
the Federal League was not given out
by the officials of the new baseball
organization. The information be-
came public to-day through state
ment of B. B. Johnson. president Of
the American League.
Ford signed q Federal League con-
tract two or three days ago" said
Johnson. Ed Willett, Of Detroit,
signed with the Federals before Ford
did. Willett was on his way south
to start training with the Detroit
club when he met Mordecai Brown In
st. Louis and Brown induced him 10
come with the Federals
II knew that Ford was flirting with
the Federals last week. telephoned
President Farrell in New York and
gave him q chance to take steps 10
prevent Ford leaving New York Far
rell did not seem much interested. He
said Ford's two-year contract had e1-
pired and that no one In the Amer
lean or National League had been
particularly anxious to trade any
good players for Ford. Farrell said
Ford was not worth the $500 year
the New York club was paying him
and that he had several rows with
Manager Chance last year because
Ford did not want to do his share
of the pitching.
II have word from Eddie Sweeney
the New York catcher, that he has
not signed a Federal League contract
and I don't think he viii sign onA |
told him the other day that would
have nothing to do with any player
who left the American League to
join the Federals, and I think most
club owners feel the same way about
1t.
THE Detroit club has signed sew
enteen of its last years players up
to date"
Atlanta Georgian. [volume] (Atlanta, Ga.) 1912-1939, 1914-01-22
Tech High Drops
Hard-F Game
To G.. M. A. Quintet

G. Nj. 4, took the Tech High quintet
into camp yesterday afternoon % 10
Il. in one of the hardest fought prep
basketball games of the season. The
game was played on the G. NJ. \.
court
In the first few minutes of play
Tech High completely outclassed G..
NJ. A., but the latter suddenly came
TO life and made 10 points in rapid
succession. The score at the end Of
the first half q. NJ. A.. 16, Tech
High, 4,
Woodward. OF G. NJ. A.. was the big
star OF the game. In the first half
he scored five field goals and con-
tributed two field goals and a foul in
the second, making his total score for
the game rs
For Tech High. Bedell and Csintz
played the best ball
Atlanta Georgian. [volume] (Atlanta, Ga.) 1912-1939, 1914-01-22

scribed But the men were not mass
ed into such tight ma, formation to
start with, nor did they work SO close
together In fact they started from
theirlusual somewhat separated posi-
tons, and continued to run about that
far apart.
IN the diagram II will be noticed that
the left end has come over to the
right and stationed himself Just our
side and back OF the right end The
left tackle has dropped back opposite
to this left end, and the whole Ave
men in the backf1eid Excluding the
quarter, are arranged In the form
of cresceL and constitute points On
the circumference of a circle, Taking
their positions with accuracy to start
with, II was easy for them to run in
a curve land retain positions on that
circumference, so that the whole
backfield. when in motion in the play,
looked like revolving circular saw.
Now, as this revolving saw had a
greater radius and swung on a big
ger curve or circumference than did
the revolving wedge, II naturally left
more room on the inside for the half
back with the ball in which to oper-
ate than was the case with the wedge.
The latitude of his movements inside
the circle is indicated by the liberties
taken with the waving line that
marks his course after receiving the
ball from the quarter.
T HE principal members OF the OPP
position that had to be dealt
with in the execution OF this play
were the tackle and halfback playing
on that side. and the quarterback. or
whoever was backing up the middle
Of the line They did not worry at all
about the opposin~ end rush (e), for
even though he came in ever so fast
Atlanta Georgian. [volume] (Atlanta, Ga.) 1912-1939, 1914-01-22
ENTRIES.
AT CHARLESTON.


FTRsT-Purse $500, four-yesr- olds and
l09. Masses 1903, Theo. Cook liz, Bobby
Cook ia, Jennie Wells 112, Cherry Seed
Etna 107, Elsie Herndon 112, Moisant
liz. Fawn liz, Hans Creek Iii, Coming
Coon III, La Aurora 109.
sECOND-Purse $500. three year- olds
and up, selling, 6 furlongs:, Camel 125,
xRye Straw 100, Spellbound 1872, Doctor
Kendall 10S, xNelrose 101, xDtck's Pet
lo1, Barium l22. Chas. Cannell los Belle
Terre lie, xLaura 101, xJezail 106,
xFlask 1ol, Golliwog 122.
=. THIRD1 ;l, $500. tour-year- olds
III, xYork Lad liz. xEthelburg II. i64,
Corn Cracker ia, Joe Stein ia, Votes
l09. xAuto Maid 107, Satyr Ill, xIrish-
town l07, Jacob Bum ia, xBlack Chief
l09, Sylvestris 1o7, Flying Footsteps liz,
Galypallen III, Joaquin H.
FOURTH-Purse $3.50. Clemson handi-
cap, three-year- Odds and up, 6 furlongs:
Caugh Hill lis, John p Nixon IS, De-
post 1903, White 116. Coy 1O7. Coun-
terpart 100. Prince Hermis no, Mon
ocacy IL, Brave Cunarder 104, Sher-
FIFTH-Purse $500. three-ye olds
and up. selling mile xSherlock Holmes
l09, XFrog 1903. xCurious 1902 Dicks Pet
IS. Xkinder Lou 20, XMattie L. 90. xTom
Hancock IS, Sweet Times 1903. Stentor
lo4, Toy lO2. Or. Jackson 1903, Helen NJ.
S1XTH-Purse $3.50. three year Odds
and up, selling, handicap. mile and 20
Yards; Coekspur 100. White Wool 1903.
Charter 1903. Scrimmage 9S. Feather
Buster los. Earl of Savoy ITO. Frank
Hudson los, Mollie S. 10S Early Light
XSApprentice allowance claimed.
AeStRar slsa<s tESck faSt
Atlanta Georgian. [volume] (Atlanta, Ga.) 1912-1939, 1914-01-22
Georgia Five Hopes
To Down Athletic
Club Boys Saturday

ATHENS. Jan. 21.--Coach Howell
Peacock is putting the University OF
Georgia basket ball team through the
hardest sort of practice for their game
with the Atlanta Ave Saturday night.
The Georgia hDys have played the
Atlanta quintet for years. but seem
unable TO put over a victory,
This season the university bows
hope to realize their ambition. espe-
cially as there are two former Geor-
gia basket ball players on the Allan
ia Athletic Club tea
The five this season is an expe-
rienced one with Lester and Pea
cock. veterans, at forwards; Captain
Brand, the former Augusta star. al
center. and Rawson at the other
guard With Carter.
Atlanta Georgian. [volume] (Atlanta, Ga.) 1912-1939, 1914-01-22
othe~S

always went but what opponents they
were supposed TO get. The opposing
tackle was boxed in by the left end,
the defensive half (h) was held back
by the right half OR and the defen-
sive quarter (q) was hurled back bo
the fullback (F). OF course their eff
forts were supplemented by the quar-
ter and left guard go coming around
fast on the inside of the plnwheel and
helping crowd the opponents back al
the point where their running half
was planning to break out.
With "Bosey" Reiter (now pro
fessor at Lehigh) at halfback. the
Tigers gave a fine exhibition of how
an open revolving wedge would work.
and the next year many teams at
tempted to copy il, but not all with
equal success. In the South Georgia
played it US96) with much success.
Cow Nally and Cochran at the ha (
back positions making splendid gains
with it against all opponents nearly
every time they took the ball. They
defeated North Carolina by a heavy
score with this play, and | consider
it was THE play with which they
defeated my Auburn team of that year
by the score OF IL to s.
TT is worth pointing OF that this
play was. perhaps, the very nrs;
SHORT end run that had ever been
trotted out; nothing intermediate be-
tween a tackle buck and a long end
run had, up to that time been known :;
which was another reason for Its sue
icess. Defense had not yet learned
how to set to stop a strong attack
between their tackle and end. and
that was fer years the weakest spot
in any defensive rush line.
Atlanta Georgian. [volume] (Atlanta, Ga.) 1912-1939, 1914-01-22
RACING NEWS

quieta, Unalga, Tom Murphy, Mia,
Lady Young. Gelico, Ed B., Moralist,
Vernice Rico, Ed C. also ran.
THIRD1Mile and sixteenth: Blue
Beard. 107 (Molesworth), Z, 8, rs,
won; Kelsetta, 112 (Taplin), 8, 2, As,
second; Lord Elam. 112 (Gross), 8.
even. 40, third. Time, 1:47 2-5.
Defy. Florence Birch. Clinton, Helen
Hawkins, Joe Woods. Jack Laxson
also ran
FOURTH-Seven furlongs: Bonnie
Chance, 102 (Ford). SIS, Ia, out,
won; Cantem, So (Mott), 4, sven, out,
second; New Haven. 1913 (Guy), 8,
40, out, third. Time, 1:24 is.
Also ran: Pay Streak.
Atlanta Georgian. [volume] (Atlanta, Ga.) 1912-1939, 1914-01-22
PANAMA CRUISE

I. Seventeen days, all-expenses- paid
cruise of Florida, Cuba, Jamaica and
the Panama Canal February TO- for
only sl6975. Select limited party.
Exclusive palace ship. Get the Won
derful tonic effects of a midwinter
cruise on summer seas. Write NOW.
J. y. Mcfarland, Agent, Atlanta.
Atlanta Georgian. [volume] (Atlanta, Ga.) 1912-1939, 1914-01-22
Commission Awards
Graft to Lookouts
By Tad

CHATTANOOGA. TENN, Jan. H.
Fred Graft, third-sacker, has been
awarded to the Chattanooga team, after
heated controversy during which the
local magnates and the st, Louis
and the Oakland club, of the Pacific
Coast League. the other. The Oakland
club carried the case to the national
commission and the big Three made
the decision in favor of Chattanooga.
Atlanta Georgian. [volume] (Atlanta, Ga.) 1912-1939, 1914-01-22
CLARKE STOPS ROBERTS.

ST. LOUIS, Jan. 21.-Joe Clarke, of
Wikesbarre, Pa. knocked out Stanley
Roberts, of South Wales, at the Flu
ture City A. c. last night. the finish
ing punch landing just a second be-
fore the gong rang ending the fourth
round. II was right to the pit of
the stomach that ended the go,
Atlanta Georgian. [volume] (Atlanta, Ga.) 1912-1939, 1914-01-22
Carpenter Agrees
To Fight Kid Mccoy

Special Gable TO The Atlanta Georgian.
NICE. FRANCE. Jan. 2l.-Georges
Carpenter, light heavyweight cham
pion of France, accepted challenge
last night to fight Kid Mccoy, the
veteran boxer.
Atlanta Georgian. [volume] (Atlanta, Ga.) 1912-1939, 1914-01-22
By j. w. licisman.

PENNSYLVANIA made such a
success Of the revolving wedge
in 1892 that Princeton went off
In corner and thought the thing
over. The result of her cogitations
was that she found a new way to
apply the principle OF the thing. After
some experimenting with this new
method In the early part of 1895 the
Tigers decided that II would do all
right whereupon they carefully bot
lied the stuff. labeled It For Future
Use" and put II up on tie shelf TIL
their big November games came
along. Then they took the bottle
down again, busted it off, shook It
up and. In due time, poured II out
and remorselessly chloroformed their
u.suspecting victims. Thi was the
deadly "pinwheel"
In principle 1t operated practically
like the revolving wedge already de-
Atlanta Georgian. [volume] (Atlanta, Ga.) 1912-1939, 1914-01-22
Marist Five Wins
Over Donald Fraser
In Uphill Struggle

The Marist College FIVE triumphed
over the hitherto indicated Donald
Fraser team yesterday Afternoon on
the Marist court &c to 90
There was a good sized crowd out
to witness the battle, which meant
the temporary occupation of the lead
ership of the league with the Boys
High five.
Atlanta Georgian. [volume] (Atlanta, Ga.) 1912-1939, 1914-01-22
M'GooRTY VS.. FRENcHMAN.

LONDON. jan Plight pro-
moters opened negotiations to-day to
stage a bout between Georges Car
pentier. of France, and Eddie Nc
Goorty, the Oshkosh, Wis. fighter
The match, IL arranged, may be held
in Dublin in March for a purse OF
more than 10000"
Atlanta Georgian. [volume] (Atlanta, Ga.) 1912-1939, 1914-01-22
HENRY GETS RAISE.

WASHINGTON, Jan II. John
Henry, Nashington's catching main
stay. ii was announced to-day has
affixed his name to a two-year con-
tract. carrying material increase in
salary. II was also announced that
Howard Shanks. left fielder. had
signed tsr anethsr season
Atlanta Georgian. [volume] (Atlanta, Ga.) 1912-1939, 1914-01-22
NORM WINS CUE MATCH.

INDIANAPOLIS, Jan 21.-In the
closest game of the Interstate Three
Cushion Billiard League played to date,
Charles NORM. OF Chicago, defeated
Harry Cooler, of Indianapolis, in a fast
and exciting contest by the score of SO
to A, 4last night.
Atlanta Georgian. [volume] (Atlanta, Ga.) 1912-1939, 1914-01-22

soUTHPAW FOR PIRArgS
SAN JOSE, CAL, Jan. ?l.-,lryfns
Kanthelener, the left-handed pitcher,
who was bought by Pittsourg nor,
Victoria last season for $4,000, to-day
signed a contract with the Pirates.
Atlanta Georgian. [volume] (Atlanta, Ga.) 1912-1939, 1914-01-22
pEMAREE DESERTS Hoipours

NEW YORK, Jan. 21-The signed
contract Of Al Demaree, one of the
crack pitchers of the New York Ma
tional League club, was received to-day
by President Hampstead. Demaree sign
ed for three years.
Atlanta Georgian. [volume] (Atlanta, Ga.) 1912-1939, 1914-01-22
RESULTS.
AT CHARLESTON,

FIRST-Three and half furlongs.
Hindell 10 (OberD. 4-5, 2-5 out,
won; Norma L., lis (Callahan). 20,
9-5, 2-5, second; Finalee, 10 (BuX-
tom. s, 3. 6-5, third. Time, AS. Also
ran; Unalera, Still Day, Racy. So
phia B.
SECOND-SiX furlongs: The Busy
body 10S (Alley), 2. $40, IL. won;
DR.. Dougherty, 107 (Murphy), Is, 6, 3,
second; Queed, 10 (Henry), IL, 8, 8,
third. Time 1:17. Marty Lou, Son
ny Boy. Tomboy, Our Nugget Pros
pect Lady Rankin, Tom Holland,
Nimbus, Tom King. FL Fall also ran.
THIRD-Slx furlongs: The Turk,
105 (McTaggarO, 90, SIS, As, Won:
Lost Fortune, 81 (Neander), 4, 9-5,
As, second; Amoret, 116 (Buxton). 4,
rs, SIS, third. Time, 1916 1-5. Also
ran; Oakland, Incision, Coropsis, Pre-
mier, Charles Cannell Willis, Gag
nant
FOURTH-Mil and 10 yards:
Golden Treasure, 107 (Corey), 4, 7-5,
40. won; Linbrook, ITO (McCahey),
g. 2, even, second; Ford Mai, 81 (Mc-
Taggart), go, SIS, T-1O third. Time
1:49, Also ran: Hedge Rose, Ralph
Lloyd. Effendi, Dynamite,
FTFTH-Mile and 20 yards: Silicic
l12 (OberD, Z, So. even, won; Plain
Ann, 10 (Buxton). 10, 4. Us, sec
ond; Fairy Godmother, los (Frasch) a,
2 AS, 2-5, third. Time, 1:47 20
Also ran: Charles f. Granger. Wood
craft, l. M. Eckert, Yankee Pooh
Monkey Jim. Caffery.
SIXTH-Mile and 20 yards: Ella
Crane 100 (Ward). I, SO. even, won;
Buzz Around. SO (Smyth). s. 8, even,
second: Chemulpo. 105 ,(McTaggart) 4,
1875, even, 1-2, third, Time, 1:46 2-5.
Also ran: Wood Dove, Bernadotte.
Patsy Regain, Old Jordan.
AT JUAREZ.
F1RST-Three and one-half fur
longs Trulane, liz CTaplin). AS.
l-S, out, won; Tod Cook, ITO Loftus)
Is, 6, >. second; Commauretta. 107
(DominiclO, 80. 10. 4, third. Time.
"a S-5 Asa Herndon, Smuggler. Mel
lie c.. Hipvar Lass, Apple also ran.
SECONE Six furlongs John
Hurie, 100 CROSSE, 4, AS, Ia. won.
Hardy li2 (O'Brien). SIS. As, 1-2.
second; senator James. 1909 (Grotb).
10 1 z, third. Time liz 10. In
Atlanta Georgian. [volume] (Atlanta, Ga.) 1912-1939, 1914-01-22
Weak, Nervous ana
Diseased
Men
Permanently Cured

DR.. Hughes
an an eYperi
enced Specials
who successfully
treats and per
manently cures
Blood Fol7ol''
8 X n Disc
Nervousness, ar
i-o-o-s-e ems
Kidney and B!so
r-ort.le2 Ou-
Mexico Missouri message. (Mexico, Audrain County, Mo.) 1899-1918, 1914-08-20

"Metchnikoff, the Metchnikoff of
sour milk fame, is soon to celebrate In
Paris" said a Paris correspondent on
furlough in New York, his seventeen
birthday.
Since his sixtieth birthday, when he
began his sour-milk regime, Metchni-
koff has not aged. On the contrary, he
has become rejuvenated.
ITO the committee that has in
charge the splendid honors of his
birthday celebration, Metchnikoff gave
some advice on the benefits of frugal
eating-the benefits of taking no alco-
hol, very little meat, and an abundance
of well cooked green vegetables. And
he ended his lecture with this crystal
of wisdom:
Good eating makes more pessi.
mists than bad luck
Mexico Missouri message. (Mexico, Audrain County, Mo.) 1899-1918, 1914-08-20
WELL, HE MADE THEM LAUGH
Speaker at Banquet intended to Be
Humorous, and Quite Uncon-
sciousIy He Was

Henry returned from the dinner and
faced his expectant wife with a proud
and smiling face.
Yes, thank you my dear" he said,
in answer to her anxious inquiry.
THE dinner was most pleasant, and
my speech was the success of the
evening"
What did you say, darling?"
"Oh, well, / can't remember ex-
actly, you know. But until | spoke
all the speeches had fallen rather fiat,
so thought would give them little
humor. And | succeeded, too! l had
hardly said more than six words when
there was a pleased giggle round the
huge table In few minutes | had
them all rolling about with laughter,
and when at last sat down the APP
plause was tremendous-tremen
At this point Henry removed his
overcoat.
Il am glad your speech was such
a success, dear" answered his wife,
dutifully. But next time you have to
speak in public would it not be better
70 put a waistcoat under your dress
coat, especially when you wear a
dickey?"
Mexico Missouri message. (Mexico, Audrain County, Mo.) 1899-1918, 1914-08-20
UNION MIGHT BE POSTPONED
Matter-of.Fact Serelda's Two Good
Reasons for hesltatins About
Setting the Day.

The Blanks maid Of all work was a
practical young woman Of about
twenty.seven years. One day when
her mistress was making some plans
for the future the matter-of-fact
Serelda said:
Il don't know. ma'am. II might be
that won't be with you much longer,
an then mebbe | will. amt sure
yet"
Knowing that young man had
called a good many times to see Sc
zelda, her mistress said.
Are you thinking of getting mar
ried, Serelda?"
Without the least show of embar.
rassment or enthusiasm Serelda said
We'll, yes, to tell the truth. | am.
Then again don't know If | will I've
got a good place here with good pay,
and he's such a fool mebbe I'll stay
on with you'll"
Mexico Missouri message. (Mexico, Audrain County, Mo.) 1899-1918, 1914-08-20

they took 81 out OF my pay as q. fee
for givin' 1t to me. didn't mind that
so much, but it only lasted week and
after payin for things at the camp
| had a dollar left That's what
got for a weeks work-a dollar
Il had lot Of jobs in the summer
mean, low-down ones like shown
trucks In Wholesale house or diggin'
bitches" the boy continued. IL couldn't
get nothin' better and all OF EN- was
the same. None OF 'em paid more'n
s1.50 a day, and none Of EN- lasted
longer'n week or two. Some fellows
seem to get steady jobs. But couldn't
and / didn't see any country fellows
dom 1t. They was all like me.
Walked the Streets.
Finally. when winter came around
! wasn't strong like used to be. The
food didn't set we'll and Id been
walkin' the streets too long with never
a breath Of pure air. And / didn't
have much money.
Mister. | cant tell you much about
the winter" Jim shuddered at the
memory. Il can't seem to remember
1T reckon ! was half sick with hun
ger and cold most of the time. But l
remember goin' broke and bein' hun
cry and lookin' for jobs that couldn' t
find. had to give up my room-the
landlady says | was a dead-beat and
a bum
Then Joined the gang down town
and got ten-cent beds at night. Fifty
of us would roll up in the same room
ugh, l hate to think of 1t. Maybe
we'd get a job that'd last a day or two,
shoveling snow, working on the
streets or loadin coal Sometimes
we'd get something to eat and some
times we wouldn't"
Jim paused He passed his hand
YEARLY across his forehead. Il reckon
that's about all of it," he said. I've
been in the hospital two months now
and the doctor says ! can go home
pretty quick. 1t can't be too quick
for me.
Sometimes l get to wonderin'
what it'll seem like not to hear a
street car bumpin' along any more,
and, say, won't it be great to get
away from all this dirt and smoke and
noise?
Say, I'm goin' to make things hum
when l get home. Pas beginnin' to
get old and I'm goin' to run things
I'm goin' to work hard-and I'll be
workin' for myself. I'm goin' to find
out somethin' about this scientific
farmin' I've heard about. And you
just watch me-Im going to make
twice as much money out of that
old farm as pas done. Say"
But the interviewer turned to go
Jim shook hands gravely. Then his
last words flashed out:
Mister, shall l send you a bite OF
JAMES cake?"
Mexico Missouri message. (Mexico, Audrain County, Mo.) 1899-1918, 1914-08-20
No Menace in Sanatorium

DR.. Edward l.. Trudeau, who built
the first tuberculosis sanatorium in
the United States in 1885, says:
When l bought the first land on
which the Adirondack Cottage sanato.
rum is built, paid $25 an acre for it,
but the price was then thought alb
surdly high. My last purchase of five
acres cost me $4,000. To my knowl
edge, there has never been an employe
who came to the sanatorium in sound
health who developed tuberculosis
while there; and sanatorium can nc
more endanger the health of the neigh
borhood in which it is built, even il
the residences are at its very gates
than it could if it were placed on tor
of high mountain miles away from
habitation."
Mexico Missouri message. (Mexico, Audrain County, Mo.) 1899-1918, 1914-08-20
ERUPTION OVER CHiLD'S BODY

Route No. 3, Box 81, Little Falls.
Minn.-"Our little boy was taken sick
with fever and after the fever he
broke out with sore eruption all over
his body. We could get nothing to
help him. The sores were large and
red and bleeding. They started with
blisters as If he were burned and
when they broke they would bleed
and they itched so that he could not
sleep for some time. We had him all
tied up with bandages and then we
had to soak them off every day.
I'VE bought cake of Cuticura Soap
and a box of Cuticura Ointment
which soon gave him relief. Now he
is as we'll as can be for in three weeks
he was all healed by the Cuticura
Soap and Ointment" (Signed) George
VOTERS, Jan. 29, 1914.
Cuticura Soap and Ointment sold
throughout the world Sample OF each
free,with 32-p. Skin Book Address post
card "Cuticura, Dept L, Boston. ADV.
Mexico Missouri message. (Mexico, Audrain County, Mo.) 1899-1918, 1914-08-20
HOPE FOR THE NUDE-PATEI
Naked Domes, Scene Of Fly Tango
Parties, Are Made to Sprout
Hair.

Bald heads, cheer up; BARRIERS, re-
joice. Curly locks are to sprout from
the barest dome ever fly tangoed on.
AS the good men come from
Glo'ster," so the good news comes
from Boston, that extraordinary city
which is the home of the succulent
bean and Virglnia's only rival in the
family tree business.
The great discovery was made in
Massachusetts General hospital. Men
have gone in with their scalps as nude
as Mont Blanc and come out for
ever disqualified for the Front Row
club.
Mayor Walter Wardwell OF Cam
bridge was among the first TO try the
new system. The mayor was not en-
tirely bald, but had a patch on the
back of his head that looked like
moths in sealskin. That spot is now
the site for scalp lock that would
make even the best of Indians back
slider II he once saw 1t.
Rubbing the scalp with a Turkish
towel is the principal part of the
treatment. This is done at regular
intervals and Systematically followed
up.
Bald men hate to be bald. Every
body makes fun of them. Mosquitoes
hold banquets on their craniums. The
sun beats mercilessly down upon the
bald spots OF just and unjust alike.
Not q victim but will gladly rub tho
skin off his pate to raise a few bull
rushes there.
DR.. Jacob b. Bruce, Jr., of the out
patients department of the hospital
claims that the system will grow
whiskers on cake of ice and that
the man who is laughed at today for
rubbing his scalp till 1t is as red as
a beet will tomorrow have crop of
hair that would make a wild man Of
Borneo jealous.
Special treatment is necessary in
each case, according to the particular
Ill affecting the subject. Doctor Bruce
declared that badness is a symptom
of disease, and the fundamental trou-
BILE must be cured before the Turkish
towel rubbing shows any effect. Sick
men must be cured; thinkers must
stop thinking. sinners must reform.
Mexico Missouri message. (Mexico, Audrain County, Mo.) 1899-1918, 1914-08-20
On the Cape.

Breathless Would.Be Passenger
ion-Master-You can go by any
past five train leave?
n-Master-Five-thirty
Passenger-Well,t the new church is
20 minutes past. and your clock is SO
minutes past Now, in the name OF
goodness. what clock am | to go by?
-Master-You can go by any
clock you like, but you cant go
by the train-its gone - Parsons
Weekly.