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TaÌˆgliches Cincinnatier volksblatt. [volume] (Cincinnati [Ohio]) 1885-1919, 1914-04-11
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TaÌˆgliches Cincinnatier volksblatt. [volume] (Cincinnati [Ohio]) 1885-1919, 1914-04-11
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TaÌˆgliches Cincinnatier volksblatt. [volume] (Cincinnati [Ohio]) 1885-1919, 1914-04-11

Die beutFdtGnbif6e qrefe
lit auf ben PrdIioenten WilIon tpeoen
ieiner meritaniichen Yplitit Idle6t
3u IprefeH, Sie lit Der 9(nIi6t, pas
.5uertd bate cHertanHt fueroen Iollen,
lueil Ous cine Ihleuniac 8eenbiauno
Der ReOoIuttou beipirtt 9dtte, Die ben
beutIfeu 6unoel in 0erito Id5tper
I6dbigt. 9(us bieier Stimmunq 6erz
aus, fpir6 aud oas 9er6oIten bes
BraIibenten in ge5ug auf ben pauaz
ma aanal tritiiirt. Die @nfi6t qebt
na3in, oaB @nglanbs @influb in
BaIbinaton 8ur 9eltuno aefommen
lei uno biefer Sriitnp6 Der enalis
ifen Diplomatic itebe nit Der msris
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TaÌˆgliches Cincinnatier volksblatt. [volume] (Cincinnati [Ohio]) 1885-1919, 1914-04-11

Yer V n 7 q q nit GoIombien,
Der oieiem % Wlilipnen Dollars ais.
GHti6Goigung iiir ben friiberen geIis
Der 2anoenge Don Banana aepd6rt,
bat pie iibIi9 cine 9ln3abl Sendtoren
mObiI aemadt. 0teie alaIIe ppn Gez
natoren bruuht blos bon einem Ser
TRACE gu b0ren uno odS llrtbeil lit
fertig, ebs iie tas Document nur an
QeIeben Bat gldt oem Wluiter oes
SSrldnOers iagen lie: sd meiB 3par
nt6t, mas i'm 8ertrage itebt, ober id
miBbillIae ihn." 0oh iino i6on eli
niqs 4rgumente berporgetreten uno
tie iteben auf Gem iibliden nieoriaen
yipeau. 0enn bic Der. Staateu,
beibt es, % Mhuionen an Golom6ien
ais @ntitdoi9unq fir lie Ganbenqe
be3dblen, pelhe ibm ourd Die Dana
maer ReOolution Oerloren qeqaneen
il, 10 Ddre oas Elm ,3ugeitGnonib,
oab bic Der. Staten Die Qanbenge
aeitob!en ba6eH unb iol6es 3uqez
itdnoHiB perbietet bic Ghre Der g2az
tion. Gbenio qut t0nnte Elm Spit
bube iaqen: W}eine G6rs perbietet mir,
oas qerau6te 9ut 3uriid3uge6en.
5batia6e 1T, oab mir gu elmer 3eit
GOIombier mshr uIs 25 MSiQionen
Oollars fir bic QQnoenge aeboten pa
ben, 6oIqlic6 mug lie bod GoIom6ien
qs90rt baben. Ritti9 iit, RAP Tie oura
Bananas Nbfuu an oieies gelungt lit,
uber man bari ni6t Oergeiien.
oob mir Golombieu QepaItiam per
hinoert baben, Banana uno Die
Ganoenge 3urjit3uerobern. Die Gntz
iAuI0iguno, oaB mir Den &anul
bauen muBten uno MD: purten tpnns
ten, big GOIom6ien Iif oa3u entI6lie.
Zen rpollte, ldbt iich ais Staatsnot6z
rrenoiqteit 5Dren, d6er penn man
SSemanbem ieinGigent6um aug Grim
ben Der 6ffentlihen Woblia6rt nimmt.
10 sdblt man ibm Ooh cine GntI6dbiz
aung bafiir uno bas fou nit oieIem
8ertrGse aeTae6en. Die 3abluna 3u
pertuet1ern mare nihts anoereg als
eine 2tnpenOunu oes brutdlen Sabss,
bab Der Sdpate Dem Stdrten oeoens
iiber feline Re6te bat.
TaÌˆgliches Cincinnatier volksblatt. [volume] (Cincinnati [Ohio]) 1885-1919, 1914-04-11

Die Ser. Staaten 9ertebrs-
8ommiiion bemiibt ii6, 9i8t in Die
8eIfGfte Der gtep SaDen 8abn Su
brin9en, ipe5iea 3il erfubren, lpo pieIe
Wlillipnen Dollars bineetommen iinD,
itObt ober ouf ben Wioeritunb elmer
@eieaI6aft, lie ii6 bic giuaro GOmz
PAM nennt unO nit Der Retp S0apen
gabn in enger @erbinbune Itanb.
Wtan tonRte ni6t bas W}inceIte iibe:
bieIe @ompanp erfdbren, od ale oorgcz
laoeren 3eugen ieOpeoe Qustunft perz
peigerten. Die SiIfe Der 9eribte 1t
angerufen lporoen, I'm ben 3eugsn ben
WhIno gepaltiam gu 0ffuen, porauss
9eIeBt bag Die @erihte bier3u ibre
@inpiIigltng geben. @enn oas nift
geI6iebt, bIeibt ein gtienbubnzStnns
haI Der i6ltmmiten Dirt perborgeH.
9OG 1T jeBt i6On 8ur @eniigs be-
tannt, oab cieie grpBe 8ubn nidt lpes
gen Wang.ls an 5ra6t lno aud niht
our6 ungeniigenDe ge3ablurg fir be
5ra6t, ionoern our6 umperanportz
li6e WtanDper BON 9robtapitaliiten
in S6pierateiten geratben 1T.
The commonwealth., 1914-06-25
STATE ITEMS
OF INTEREST TO ALL NORTH
CAROLINA PEOPLE,
Another Bridge Across Catawba.

A third bridge is to be built across
the Catawba, this time at Mount
Holly. The board of commissioners
Of Mecklenburg county adopted a res
olution introduced by Mr. F. T.
Beatty and seconded by several gen
tlemen definitely accepting a PROPOSE
tion recently submitted by the board
of commissioners of Geston county
providing for the construction of a
suitable bridge at Mount Holly, the
cost to be equally divided between the
two counties. The acceptance Of this
proposition marks the successful con-
clusion Of an active campaign which
has been in progress for the past sew
eral years, fostered largely by the
good citizens of middle-western sec
ton of Mecklen burg and the middle
eastern section Of CASTOR, including
the thriving little city of Mount Holly
Several degelations of Mount Holly
citizens have appeared before the
board at various times and places ad
vocating the building of this bridge
but the commissioners heretofore
have been inclined to feel that they
could hardly afford to undertake the
proposition at this time.
The commonwealth., 1914-06-25
WOMAN DOCTORS ARE HIT
London County Council Decides That
When They Marry They Must
Quit Service.

London.-The London County Coun-
Gil decided that women doctors must
retire from their service if they mar
ry These questions arose on the ap-
pointment of three women doctors in
the public health service. The coun-
Gil in such appointments insists that
women shall resign on marriage, and
a similar condition was included in the
case Of the three new appointments
Miss Adler and Miss Wallas, both
progressive members, supported the
amendment Miss Wallas urged that
the council needed women of expert
ence, and Miss Adler said it would not
only be wise to have married women
doctors but also married nurses. Wo-
men could organize nowadays, SO there
was no great fear that wages would
be reduced.
Lady ST. Heller, the only woman
member of the municipal reform party.
took a view directly opposite to that
of her two progressive colleague. The
council allowed women teachers to
marry, but she declared she was con-
vinced that no woman could do her
duty to her home and family If she
had to 20 out to work.
The commonwealth., 1914-06-25
Three Counties Get Road Money.

Three Counties Get Road Money.
Washington-Sena Simmons is
sued the following statement re-
Gently:
At the conference between Senators
Simmons and Overman and Postmas-
ter General Burleson and the Fourth
Assistant Postmaster General it de-
veloped that the department had def
initely decided to refuse to recede
from it's decision in the Davidson
county road proposition. Mr.. Bur
Lesson put his refusal upon the ground
that the road in Davidson county is
not Of such a character as would give
the results required by the act Of
Congress.
This matter settled, it will then be
definitely agreed that North Carolina
would not lose any part of the money.
The full $4,000 will go to the Coun-
ties of Forsyth, Davie and Iredell.
This, together with the local contri-
buttons, will construct 40 miles of
road.
The Postmaster General and the
Assistant Postmaster General both
said that this proposition was the
best proposition that had been pre-
sented.
The commonwealth., 1914-06-25
HOW TO CURE ECZEMA, ITCH
AND ALL SKIN DISEASES

Don't suffer any longer with eczema
or any other skin trouble. Just apply
Hancocks Sulphur Compound to the
parts affected and it will stop the itch
ing at once and cure the trouble per
manently. Many sufferers from skin
troubles have written us that the Sui
phur Compound cured them after
everything else failed. Mrs. Evelyn
Garst, Of Salem, Va, writes: Three
years ago l had a rough place on my
cheek. 1t would burn and itch. l was
fearful it might be of cancerous ma
ture. l used different preparations,
but nothing helped it. One bottle of
Hancocks Sulphur Compound cured
me completely" To beautify the com
plexion, remove blackheads and
pimples use Hancocks's Sulphur Oint-
ment. For sale by all dealers.-Adv.
The commonwealth., 1914-06-25
Mistaken in the Portrait.

Mcneil, the German artist, was a
regular patron of certain Berlin
wine shop. One day man and wife
came in and sat down at his table;
and presently Menzel noticed that the
woman was making fun of him.
Calmly he drew out his sketching
book, gazed at the woman awhile, as
if to study her face for a portrait, and
then commenced to draw. Her hus-
band Immediately took notice: Il for
bid you to draw a picture of my wife,
Stop it," he exclaimed angrily.
Menzel made a few finishing touches
and then passing the sketching book
over to the man, he inquired, with a
laugh. rs that your wife," He had
drawn a goose.-Youths Companion.
The commonwealth., 1914-06-25
Back Numbers,

n c. Goodwin, the famous actor,
said at the Players club in New York:
There is no call for the old-fash-
ioned, Chesterfield type of man to-
day. Today is the day of the maxixe,
the slashed skirt and the cigarette.
With these the Chesterfield type can't
cope
Il overheard the pretty girls at
Sherrys. They were taking tea, smok-
ing cigarettes in long amber tubes
and swinging their slim silken ankles
III and out of the slash Of their skirts
Fred said the first girl, kissed
me solemnly on the forehead after
accepted him. Wasn't that funny?'
II a man kissed me on the fore
head said the other girl, I'd call him
down. Yes. sir, I'd call him down four
inches"
The commonwealth., 1914-06-25
UuncIe Sam After Service Bureau.

UuncIe Sam After Service Bureau.
The charge Of using the mails for
fraudulent purposes is brought by the
United States government against the
National Service Bureau of Raleigh
having it's office in the Merchants
Bank building, and representing it's
business as being that of cooperation
with truckers and other farmers in
the marketing of produce. The Off
GERS OF the company, A. S. Thomas
president; J. L .Sechrest. treasurer,
and R. D. Stephens, general manager,
have been required by United States
Commissioner John Nichols to give
bond for their appearance at the No
vember term of Federal court
The plan of operation proposed is
that the farmers taking stock in the
concern would for a commission of
two cents a crate have their produce
looked after by an agent at the mar
keting point Of the shipment. One far
mer, j. L. Jordan, a former railroad
man, charges that he has paid in as
much as $4,000 stock and was prom
lsed a position as superintendent of
one of the icing plants for cars
which the concern has never estab-
lished. The officers of the company
plan being to await trial.
The commonwealth., 1914-06-25

man has ever done it and lived, al
though recent viceroy vainly offered
lakh of rupees to be spent in puri-
fcation ceremonies if he would only
be permitted to enter the famous sane
tuary.
The Indian home of the better sort
has no crowd of fanatic priests and
pilgrims to guard it's entrance, yet to
the foreigner it is almost as effectually
barred One may form warm friend
ships with Indian gentlemen of the
new school in Calcutta or Bombay and
even eat at their houses, IL caste preju-
dices are elastic enough; but to cross
the inner court and enter the living
quarters Of the house, which are sa-
cred to the family-one might as we'll
expect to fly to the moon.
A few white women who have cast
their lot with India and won the con-
fdence of the natives are welcomed
behind the purdah." Miss Margaret
Noble C'Sister Nivedita') was one of
these. Again, many Europeans are en-
tertained by 'Brahmos," as the cul-
tured members Of the theistic Brahmo
Samaj are called but the homes of
these Westernized Indians, delightful
as they are, are not Indian homes.
To the stranger in India, and in this
sense all but the Indians themselves
will forever remain strangers, the ma
tive home, with all its alien ways, Is
like an unknown country, mysterious,
battling and infinitely provoking to
the curious.
The commonwealth., 1914-06-25

GILT EDGE the only ladies shoe dressing that posi-
lively contains OIL. Blacks and polnhes ladies and
chldrens boots and shoes shines without rub
bing, 25c. French Gloss" los.
STAR combination for cleaning and polishing al kinds
Of 9ss-l t,st q tan st ,h9es 19e Dandy .ze 25e
quickly cleans and whitens dirty canvas shoes.
iOc and 25c
BABY ELITE combination for gentlemen who take
pride in having their shoes look AL. Restores color and
ustre all black shoes, Polish with brush CLOTH Oe
Elite" SIZE 25c.
# your dealer does keep the kind you want send
Us the price stamps for full size package charges paid
WHITTEMORE BROS & CO.
2G-26 Albany St. Cambridge. Mass
The Oldest and Largest Manufacturer of
Shoe Poi,he, in the World.
The commonwealth., 1914-06-25
State Health Officers Meet.

In addressing the annual session OF
the North Carolina Health Officers
Associa ton here Governor Craig de-
clared that fl the sanitary conditions
at Morehead City were bad, the state
board of health was abundantly justi-
fed in publishing to the world in the
Health Bulletin just what the condi-
tions and the attitude of the Morehead
authorities were. The governors sub
ject was "State Responsibility for HUI
man Life He commended the work
of the state board of health, and ap-
pealed to the health officers to en-
force the sanitation laws and protect
the health of the citizens without fear
or favor.
The commonwealth., 1914-06-25
Military Camps Are Ready.

ashington.-Orders have been is
sued by the war department directing
organizations of infantry and cavalry
accompanied by bands, to proceed to
Burlington, Vermont, Ludington, Mich
igan, and Asheville, North Carolina.
These troops will prepare for occu-
pancy the model "student's military
institution camps which will be es-
tablished under the supervision of the
war department from July 6 to Au-
gust 7.
The University of North Carolina
will send twelve boys to Asheville,
the A. and M. College 10 to Is, and
other colleges enough to run the num-
Der up to about so from the state
The commonwealth., 1914-06-25
FISH CANNOT CLIMB A DAM
thousands Of Finney Tribe in Cali
fornia River Dash Themselves
to Death.

Reno, Nev.-Thousands of dead fish
line the banks of the Truckee river
below Derby dam, as result Of bat
tering themselves TO death in efforts
to get over the dam.
Photographs of the dead fish have
been taken and forwarded to Wash
ington, where appeals have been sent
by hundreds of sportsmen asking for
a fish ladder, ever since the construc-
ton of the Derby dam.
Most Of the dead fish are quewe, a
very large fish resembling the sucker,
but many of them are said to be large
salmon from Pyramid lake.
The commonwealth., 1914-06-25
TRY RESINOL FREE
FOR SKIN TROUBLES
1t Quickly Heals Raw, Itching Skins
and Clears PimpIy Compilations.

The moment Resinol Ointment
touches any itching skin, the itching
stops and healing begins. With the
aid of Resinol Soap. it quickly clears
away all trace Of eczema, ringworm,
pimples, blackheads, or other torment
ing, disfguring eruption, leaving the
skin clear and healthy.
Prove at our expense that the res
mol treatment will do this for you.
Write today to Dept. 3-M, Resinol, Bal
timore, Md, and we will send you a
liberal trial free, with full directions
for use
Resinol Ointment and Resinol Soap
are sold by all druggists. Prescribed
by doctors for 19 years.-Advt.
The commonwealth., 1914-06-25
Pharmacists Adjourn.

Having passed resolutions favoring
further legislation pertaining to the
practice of pharmacy, the North Car
olina Pharmaceutical Association ad-
journed after three-days' session at
Hendersonville to meet next year in
Durham. The druggists resumed the
fight Of fve-years' standing and re-
solved to petition the next general
assembly for legislation making it
necessary for pharma acists to secure a
diploma from a reputable school of
pharmacy and pass the state board Of
pharmacy examination before being
entitled to registration. This to apply
to managers Of drug stores and to go
into effect in 1919 and to affect only
those applying for license thereafter
The commonwealth., 1914-06-25
INSURANCE MEM GET
80 DAYS TO ANSWER
FIRE INSURANCE COMPANIES IN
STATE MUST FILE BRIEF
SOON.
LATE STATE CAPITOL NEWS
Review OF the Latest News Gathered
Around the State Capitol That
viii Be Of Interest to Our Readers
Over North Carolina.
Raleigh.

The Special Legislative Commits
sion for the investigation of the con-
duct Of fire insurance companies in
this state completed the taking of
evidence and took a recess after Civ
ing A. L. Brooks, counsel for the in
surance companies, 80 days within
which to file brief setting forth the
view of the insurance interests in the
light of the investigations made and
why, in their opinion, there should be
no drastic interference with present
insurance conditions in this state
The principal witness examined was
Col. j. F. Bruton of Wilson, who ap-
peared as a stockholder in various
North Carolina insurance comp anies.
He took the view that there is really
no profit to the stockholders in insur-
ance companies with the present
North Carolina rates and that to ma
terially reduce them without first re-
ducing the percentage of fire losses
would mean the Wrecking of the
North Carolina companies that must
depend on the North Carolina rates
for their sole maintenance.
steps taken to reduce the fire losses
through reforming the matter of the
compensation of agents. He thought
too, that there should be regulation
in the licensing of agents that would
pass on the fitness Of the agents for
the insurance business.
Alexander Webb Of the North Caro-
lima Home Fire Insurance Company
and Manager Hulfish of the North
Carolina Rating Bureau of the South
eastern Tariff Association, examined
as to North Carolina rates and adjust
ments, insisted that the rates are as
low as expense ratio and losses will
justify and that there are compare
lively speaking, no DETERMINATIONS
in the rates as fixed for the state, ricE
and poor and all classes being treated
alike
The commonwealth., 1914-06-25
N. C.. Guards Will Take the Cruise.

Announcement is made by Adjutant
General Young of the North Carolina
National Guard that the Naval Re
serves of this state will take their
summer cruise on board the battleship
Rhode Island July to July 20, en-
barking and disembarking at Norfolk
All the divisions aggregrating ITS
men and IS officers, will take part,
this being the first cruise under the
new naval law by which it is provid-
ed that the officers and men draw the
full pay of their rank during the
cruise periods just as those in the reg
ular service. The divisions to cruise
are Newbern, Washington, Hertford
and Elizabeth City.
The commonwealth., 1914-06-25
Bank Wins in Macarthur Case.

The jury in the noted case of Cit
liens Bank of Norfolk VS.. the New
Macarthur Lumber Company. Ad-
am Macarthur and Mrs. M E. Nc
Arthur, brought in a verdict for the
plaintiff, holding that the signatures
of Mrs Macarthur and Adam Near
thur on the note for $4,000 held by
the Norfolk bank are genuine. The
Jury had been out all night and there
was much apprehension that there
would be a second mistrial The first
hearing Of the case last February re-
suited in a mistrial.
The commonwealth., 1914-06-25
Animal Husbandry to Be Feature.

AniGoal husbandry is to be conduct
ed on a large scale at the state test
farm, as Swannanoa, according to an
announcement made by Superintend-
ent Pickett to the farmers of Bun
combe County at their meeting at the
test farm there recently. Already
excavation work has started for
large new barn and upon the compile
ticn of the building, Manager Puck
EFT says, horses, cattle, swine, sheep
and chickens will be raised on a large
scale. the farmers of Western North
Carolina being given the benefit.
The commonwealth., 1914-06-25
Medical Examiners Are Chosen.

The North Carolina State Med
ical Society balloted from o'clock
in the afternoon to IL o'clock at night
on the selection of seven members
constituting the State Board of Medi-
cal Examiners for the ensuing term
of six years The final outcome was
the choice of the following: DR.. ]. Q.
Myers, Charlotte; Dr. II. A. Royster
Raleigh; DR.. l. M. Taylor, Morganton !;
DR.. J. F. Highsmith, Fayetteville; DR.
L. NJ Stevens, Asheville; DR.. John B
B1ount, Washington; DR.. Charles T.
Harper, Wilmington.
The commonwealth., 1914-06-25
Sid Finqer Pays Death Penalty.

Sid Finger, the negro who killed
Preston Lyerly, was electrocuted at
1890 O'Clock in the death chamber Of
the states prison. He was supported
to the death chair an almost complete
collapse, muttering over and over
again while he was being strapped in
the chair, 20, Lord have mercy" He
had not eaten anything in two days
and was weak from fasting. Before
the electrocution he talked freely Of
the crime for which he was paying the
death penalty, sCng that he killed
Lyerly.
The commonwealth., 1914-06-25
State Will Supply Lequme.

The State Department of Agricul-
ture expects to have it's legume cul-
ture ready to be supplied to farmers
of the state at the cost Of production
by September 1 and in such quantities
as the demand calls for. This liquid
for the incubation of seeds is to be
manufactured in the archaeological
laboratory here under the direction Of
J. L. Burgess, agronomist, and his
first assistant Miss Louise Rahe-
macker, who is an expert in this cul'
ture work.
The commonwealth., 1914-06-25
Married Men OutIive Bachelors.

The latest statistics issued by the
city OF Berlin show, among other
things, that married men there live
considerably longer on the average
than bachelors. The percentage of
deaths among wives, on the other
hand, is greater than among spinsters,
owing principally to mortality attend
ing childbirth.-New York Times
The commonwealth., 1914-06-25
HOMES IN INDIA EXCLUSIVE
Foreigners Can Never Hope to Enter
Residences Of East Indians for
Any Purpose.

London.-There are two things no
foreigner in India, not even Emperor
George, can ever hope to do. One is
to walk with the pilgrims through the
Lion Gate, past the priests and the
dancing girls, to the shrine of the
Lord of the World" which stands on
the Blue Hill at Puri. The other is
to enter an Indian home 1t is not at
all certain that the former is not the
easier Of the two, although no white
The commonwealth., 1914-06-25
Tick Eradication Helps Cattle.

Tick Eradication Helps Cattle.
Washington.-Era of the
cattle tick has resulted in strong i'm
petus to the cattle and dairy indus
tries, according to officials of the De-
partment Of Agriculture. This con-
clusion wa sreached as a result of a
study of replies received from more
than one thousand stock men and
farmers in Il states bordering on the
quarantine line to a department cir
cular letter asking for information in
regard to the results of tick eradi-
cation which has been in progress in
the South and Southwest since 1908
Among the states affected were North
and South Carolina and Tennessee
and Virginia. The average increase
in value of cattle reported since the
tick eradication began was 1915 per
head. The average per cent Of gain
in weight was 1914. Replies con
cerning the increase in quality OF
cattle since tick eradication show the
average for the IL states as 26.91 pei
cent
The commonwealth., 1914-06-25
Merchants Elect Officers.

The North Carolina Retail Mer-
chants Association adjourned after
selecting Asheville for the next meet
ing place and setting the third We'd
nesday in June for this meeting. The
nominating committee made the fol-
lowing report and it was adopted: !:
President L. B. Markham, Durham; :;
vice president, P. L. Poston, States
vile; secretary, M. E. Newsom. Jr.,
Durham; treasurer, T. B. Burton,
ASheYilla
The commonwealth., 1914-06-25
Amends

Would you believe it now, Miss
Sparks?" said the genial stout young
man as he mopped his brow, Il weigh
all of two hundred and fifty pounds ?"
Miss S. (sighing)-I suspected as
much just now when we were dancing
and you stepped on my foot.
G. S. Y. M.-Oh, I'm sorry. Please
forgive me. The very first thing in
the morning I'll go on a diet