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The citizen-Republican. (Scotland, Bon Homme County, S.D.) 1???-19??, 1914-05-07
Mistook His Man.

Sir John Fisher relates an amusing
experience he had one inspection day.
Somehow he got separated from his
official friends, and at last lost his
way. He wandered about and event
uaiiy cama upon a workman gently
hammering a piece Of iron outside one
of the workshops.
Are the lords of the admiralty
about here?" asked Sir John.
No fear, matey,'' said the man.
who did not know his rather careless
~ dressed inQuisitor. I'm here dom
crow for 'em."
Grow! What's that?"
What, don't yer know? Inside this
ere shed my mates is a-takin' of it
easy. When | sees some one that
don't matter, / knocks soft, like now.
But when ! sees old sJacky' Fisher I
knocks like blazes, and when old
'Jacky' pokes his nose inside they re
working like blazes. too. Seer
"Jacky" Fisher did see, and crow
shooting was begun in the dockyard
that day.
The citizen-Republican. (Scotland, Bon Homme County, S.D.) 1???-19??, 1914-05-07
Haunted Library.

One of the most curious "hauntings"
ccurs In a northern castle Of great
antiquity, where Mary, queen of Scots.
rested when she was being conveyed
a prisoner through England. 1t is
manifested in the library and takes
the form that the books cannot be
kept in order. They move about or
are moved about from shelf to shelf.
If you arrange the books of Shake
speare in correct order on one shelf,
by next morning the volumes are scat
tered anyhow on different shelves.
This has gone on for years. At diff
ferent times the library has been
searched and locked, watches have
been set all night. servants have come
and gone, but the mysterious occur
renee goes on and is youched for, not
by the family, but by the guests who
have stayed in the house. There is
no legend to account for it-London
Mail.
The citizen-Republican. (Scotland, Bon Homme County, S.D.) 1???-19??, 1914-05-07
"The Wide and Winding Rhine"

The Rhine, a boundary stone of the
German history, is only and solely of
it's kind. On its banks one meets
the vestiges Of past civilization, we
find there traces Of it's regeneration
and of the modern civilization of which
children WI are. Various Impressions
make arise In US so many different
sensations, SO that a profound en-
thusiasm gets place in us. On the
one hand the works of the hand Of
art, and on the other the imposing
curiosities of nature combine them
selves on the banks of the Rhine,
crowned by vineyards, to an admirable
symphony, in which we are touched
all accents shuddering the heart and
the powerful accords of the profound
est emotion. Therefore, one cannot
be astonished about it, that the Rhine
has always given inspiration to many
poets to their most celebrated works.
From q Guidebook Published in
Frankfort-on-the-Main.
The citizen-Republican. (Scotland, Bon Homme County, S.D.) 1???-19??, 1914-05-07
Dodged His Own Rules.

Gladstone's suggestion on the art of
speaking, communicated to a CORE
spondent in 1875, are remarkable as
beginning with two which few orators
ever more persistently violated: First,
study plainness of language, always
preferring the simple word; second,
shortness Of sentences; third, distinct
ness of articulation; fourth test and
question your W arguments before
hand, not waiting for critic or oppo-
nent; fifth, seek a thorough digestion
Of and familiarity with your subject
and rely mainly on these to prompt
the proper words; sixth, remember
that If you Ire to sway an audience
you must, besides thinking out your
matter, watch them all along"
The citizen-Republican. (Scotland, Bon Homme County, S.D.) 1???-19??, 1914-05-07
EUnty-he-rted Bishop.

An English clergyman once applied
to his bishop for a living, saying that
he would prefer an English benefice
to one in Wales. Mr.. p. H. Ditchfield
tells the story in The Old English
Country Squire" The bishop demand
ed the reason for this preference, and
the chaplain replied: II should prefer
an English living. since my wife does
not speak Welsh" your wife, sir!
What has that got to do with it? She
does not preach. does she?" mo, my
lord" replied the parson, but she lee
lures" The parson got his living, but
it was in the wilds Of Wales.-Youth's
Companion.
The citizen-Republican. (Scotland, Bon Homme County, S.D.) 1???-19??, 1914-05-07
Novel Street lighting Plan.

In the little city Of Leetonia, Ohio,
the street lamps are controlled by a
homemade time switch operated by
an ordinary alarm clock. A circular
piece of metal soldered to the alarm
winding key wraps d heavy cord about
1t as the alarm rings and is attached
to a lever. This withdraws a sliding
bar from beneath a weight. which in
falling jerks a rope attached to a cir
cult breaker. Once a day the super
intendent winds the clock and sets the
alarm at the proper hour for switch
ing the lamps into the circuit. BY
reversing the hooks and setting tho
alarm the lamps are extinguished al
Observation-Disclosures World.
The citizen-Republican. (Scotland, Bon Homme County, S.D.) 1???-19??, 1914-05-07
g.. E. Muller, of Mitchell, was il

G. E. Muller, of Mitchell, was in
Scotland last Friday.
Aug. Reich is having cement
curbings put in along the front oil
his premises.
j. L.. Hutchinson came from
Sioux City yesterday to look after
business matters here.
Ed. Boone accompanied a ship
ment of horses for Jones & Boone
last week Wednesday evening, to
Sioux City, returning on Friday.
Emanuel SER, of M%annhaven,
N. D., visited his parents a short
time last week while on his way to
Chicago and Milwaukee on bust
ness.
Mrs. Ed. Lee and son returned
last Saturday from Sioux City,
where the latter went about two
weeks ego for an operation for ap-
pendicitis.
1t is reported that a little son
made his appearance at the home
of MIR. and Mrs. Amos Stafford,
H .EeMa. -
formerly of this place but now To-
Gated at Dolton, s. D.
Robert Heinan returned last
week Wednesday evening from
Yankton where he got a divorce
from his appendix. He is now
feeling fine except that he has not
regained his strength.
w. G. HAYNES and son, Il. W.
Haynes, drove their herdsof cattle
consisting of 200 head of steers
and heifers and fifty or sixty young
calves, to Wagner last week where
they placed them in q pasture
south of that place.
A. J. Woitha has received word
of the death of his wife's sister,
Miss Curtis, which occurred at hel
home in Daleville, Sask. Mrs.
Woitha, who was called to thai
place by the sickness Of her sister
has not yet returned.
Mrs. J. O. Mason, who has been
acting Is cook at the Donley
Hotel for several weeks, left last
week to meet her husband at Chero.
kee, Ia. Mr.. Mason has spent the
past year travelling in the soutI
and has just returned.
The citizen-Republican. (Scotland, Bon Homme County, S.D.) 1???-19??, 1914-05-07
Woman,s Bureau.

Paconl see Oakland, Cal, is to
have a woman's police bureau next
year with a woman in charge.
Egbert-Fine. Did you ever try
to find anything in a woman's
bureau?
Well. did II"
Imagine trying to find a policeman
when you wanted one!"
The citizen-Republican. (Scotland, Bon Homme County, S.D.) 1???-19??, 1914-05-07
Added zest.

MadgeI never thought you were
The kind Of girl who would take pleas
ure in listening to a divorce case.
iriorie-But, my dear, / happened
SNOW the co-respondent-Judge.
The citizen-Republican. (Scotland, Bon Homme County, S.D.) 1???-19??, 1914-05-07

Fresh bulk garden seeds at C..
G. Max, Your Druggist.-Adv.
Judge Tripr conducted a :!erm
of court at Olivet this week.
Miss julia Stark came from
Trip to spend Sunday at home.
Cbas. Sanford came from Cham
berlain to spend Sunday in Sect
land.
Mr.. and Mrs. Fred Krieger, of
Trip, visited Scotland friends last
Sunday.
Rev. F. Schaefer went to Clare
mont last Friday to conduct SER
vices on the following Sunday.
Mr.. Adam McLachlan came
from Geddes last Friday to visit
for a few days with his son, Lance
and his daughter, Mise Carrie.
FOR SALE-A quantity of flax
seed at $1.65 per bushel, on my
farm a miles west of Olivet.
Samples at the Birkinbine & Brown
store.-Adv. Herman Winter
2. A. Bliss returned from Aber-
been last Friday morning, thanks
to Judge Elliott for an excuse from
serving on the petit jury at a term
of federal court.
Mrs. leighton returned . home
last Sunday from the home of her
mother In Chicago, where she has
been spending a few weeks recov-
ering from an operation.
The infant child of Mr.. and Mrs.
Joseph Kodelka, which died last
week Wednesday of pneumonia
following an attack of whooping
cough, was buried last Friday
afternoon.
O. j. Bruhn went to Aberdeen
Tuesday evening to represent Bon
Homme county as a delegate to
the state camp meeting of the M.
w. of A.. which met there Wed.
nesday.
Chas. McCullom returned from
4 Underwood last Sunday and hired
an auto here to take him to his
home near Springfield. He says
they had an abundance of rain III
Stanley county and the farmers
are feeling very hopeful.
Miss Lena Dennler closed her
1 school, two miles north Of town,
& last week and left this week for
her home in Wisconsin, where she
will spend the summer. She will
return to take charge Of the same
school the coming year.
y Last Sunday the Memo ball
HuM
team came over and crossed bats
with our local boys. The result
was a score of ten to nine in favor
the Memo players. This is the
D second time that the Memo play
ers have taken our boys into camp
this year.
Rev. John Kaye is wearing a
bandage on his cheek as a conse
quence of a fall from his horse
Tuesday. He was riding thu ami
NAL when an auto came upon them
suddenly causing the horse to
Jump to n side, throwing Mr..
Kaye to the ground.
! John Max Jr., went to Sioux
Falls last week where he has taken
a position in the freight depart
ment of the G. Nj. u st. P. rail.
road, secured for MIN by w. d.
Griffiths. John started in as a
freight rustler at the Scotland de-
1 pot and has made good, and we are
\ glad to see him get the promotiou.
Claus Flick and wife arrived
from Sutherland, Iowa, last week
Wednesday evening and are spend
4 ing a week here with friends while
Mr.. Flick makes some improve.
ments on his farm east Of town,
From here they will 60 to the Pa.
citic coaat to spend the summer.
and decide whether they wish to
The citizen-Republican. (Scotland, Bon Homme County, S.D.) 1???-19??, 1914-05-07
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The citizen-Republican. (Scotland, Bon Homme County, S.D.) 1???-19??, 1914-05-07

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The fool-killer., 1914-11-01

can get it you won't fail to get 25l
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any paper I have seen lately. If [
had known there was such a paper
l would have subscribed long ago.
LOU CARPENTER, Cuba, Kan
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hope you'll be faithful to the cause of
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and took The Yellow Jacket, which
said so many things that Socialism
stood for that in 1904 [ commenced to
Investigate, and the more I Investigate
ed the more I was convinced that So
cialism was right. I took your paper
two years ago and would have contin-
ued, but I moved around so much that
| didn't renew. | am located now for
awhile and will try to send another
club as soon as | can. l try to sup
port every Socialist paper I can, but
a capitalist paper 1 shun, because they
are against my interests. I am with
you exactly in regard to Catholic
ism, and [ would like to see such rot
stamped out; but they are here, anC
} a few of them vote with us. Catholic
) ism is the fountain head of all the
Infamous lies that are told on God
/ long to see the day come when jus
tice will prevail on earth, and ever.
newspaper that advocates Socialism i.
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q also enclosing an old copy of th
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}. have replaced witt a new one. Thi
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|. badly mistaken. Would like to hav
f one of these on new paper, for thi
q is worn out.
The fool-killer., 1914-11-01
PROVERBS REVISED.

1. The proverbs of Pearson, the ed
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2. My son, hear the instructions of
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of it's editor.
8. The editor by wisdom hath
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derstanding hath built up it's circula-
ton. -
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ginning of wisdom, but the reading of
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standing getteth up big club.
6. Blessed is the man that sayeth
unto his neighbor, Look here! This
is good paper. Don't you want to
subscriber"
8. Say not to the club-raiser, Go
and come again tomorrow, and I will
subscribe" when thou hast the money
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ting at the trouble.
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SISTER CHURCH AND
BROTHER WORLD.

lime was Wueu you cOuiA uAS-
tinguish the difference between a.
church member and sinner by
thir daily walk and conduct, but
you can't do it any more. Sister
Church has taken the arm OF
Brother World, and they go gal
Looping around together like two
young fools at a country dance
They galavant up to the house
Of God together, and there they sit
snuggled up in the amen corner
looking as innocent as two pet
rabbits. A stranger would be sure
to think that the angelic pin feath
ers were sprouting out. behind
their shoulder blades. While the
poor old preacher is working for
dear life at the handle Of the old
gospel pump, the Church and the
! World sit there with their mouths
open like a gang Of young cat
birds, looking as sanctifed as an
angels grandmother. But as
soon as the benediction is pro-
nounced these two inseparable
companions, the Church and the
World, go hiking off to the devils
stomping ground, where the COS
sips and the toughs congregate,
and there they almost rupture
their leather lungs trying to see
who can reel off the biggest and
nastiest yarns.
Some people seem to have an
idea that religion is thing that
!, they can put on and off
with their Sunday coat -
that they can be a saint
, in the church house and devil ev-
, erywhere else. But they can t
cram that sort Of doctrine down
old Saint Peter s wind-pipe. When
/ these double-faced hypocrites get
+ to the Golden Gate and try to slip
q through on the sly, old man Peter
:, will grab a chair post and fral
:. the devil out of them. +
There's no seventeen ways. a.
n bout it, a man simply can't serve
God and the Devil at the same
6 time, neither can he serve God one
+ day and the Devil the next. III,
must choose one side or the othel
\, and then stick to~it like a pupp.
4 to a root.
v The .professed Christian VIII,
tries to stand In with the world b,
n doing as the world does, will dis
= cover sooner or later that he nev
II er did have religion enough t,
10 save the soul of a chicken-louse.
r l like to see a man show his col
# ors by getting down in the dus
"a with his new pants on to lead i
4 prayer. And it's all right for hir
,r to below "Amen every mir
q ute during the sermon if he want
q to. All that looks good to m,
" But when I see the same sanct
" fed sniperjack set himself up a
at the ring-leader of a gang of neigl
ID borhood rowdies, cracking coars
- jokes and spinning vulgar yarr
n for the amusement of said row
10 dies, 1 feel that somebody ougl
to to get busy with a blacksnal
whip or two-handed paddle wit
H. holes in it.
The fool-killer., 1914-11-01
VALE VENUS.

itself "The Mail Order Book
Concern wanted to sell me a
book on the subject Of "Women'
written by a buck named Sloppy
howler, or something like that.
Get a good grip on your nerves
and hold your breath while |.
quote you a few lines from the
circular about that great and
wonderful book:
"This volume shows the natur-
al born falsehood and deception
in all women, and in women's
love. It tears to tatters the hoary
old legend that women are either
beautiful in form or angelic in
mind. All young men should read
the book before they are trapped
into lifelong servitude to some
narrow-souled, long-haired vam-
pire with laughing eyes, pink
and-white complexion, and the
was Of a snake. -
! Lord have mer- no, I'll just
declare [ won't ask the Lord to
nasty His hands with such a low
lived, scoundreny son-of-a-gun as
the author Of the above slander.
The Internal imp who would
? write such a book is nothing but
a. two legged human devil with
horns on his soul and a little
chunk Of hell where his heart
ought to be. And the conscience
! less cuss who advertises and sells
> it is no better. They both ought
: to be tied head downwards te
4 the hind leg of a kicking mule
and turned loose in a hornet :
l nest.
. The poor, miserable, measley
e mongrel who daddied that awfu
o slander on womanhood is not Fl
5 to associate with decent dog. III,
= is so low down in the scale Of civ
e ilization that old Satan will hav'
s to use a windlass and a millio1
miles Of rope to get him up int
the basement Of hell.
I'll bet my t'other breeche
against copy Of his book tha
/ old Sloppyhowler and his publish
# er are both old dried-up bache
;e lors, so thunderation mean an
ugly that no woman would sta
u in mile Of them.
It beats bobtail that wome
are not beautiful in form. May
e. be some women are not, but l.
Of bet a dollar the ugliest femal
II shape in forty states would loo
r. like a flower-pot by the side
these mis-begotten masculin
tn nuts. And if you could stan
rs rs with them on the street corne
" and watch their fshy eyes d
10, YOUR the outlines Of a hobbl
i'll skirt you would think they sa
ey something pretty.
al The average man knows tn
a woman is not quite perfect, ar
he admits that he don't unde
nd stand her very well; but with 8
u her failings she is the best thi1
as in sight, and man likes for her
OIL make a fool Of him.
esI%@ Speaking Of, love, it is a we
'he ~ known fact that in most cas-
woman's love is truer th'
les mans. It clings to some Nigh
ip- unworthy objects sometimes, b
~ still it has some respect for
m he self. Of course it has never e
low enough to touch these bray
inr h1ofhorckifoa and o1,I
The fool-killer., 1914-11-01

And still I say, Feed America
First! !"