The Glenwood post., 1914-02-21

Billy Sunday is said to have con
verted 10000 people in Pittsburg. With
something over q million population in
Allegheny county if the money holds
out Billy will still have material on
which to labor.-Chieftain.
The town was full of mining men
this week, and a few early prospector.
are beginning to show up. To others
who are planning to pay a visit to Ea
gle county in the search of precious
metals We wish to remark that the
snow quite deep and no chance for
prospectus for several months yet
Eagle Enterprise.
The Boulder Camera says that the
housewives love Charley Thomas he
cause he has worked in the United
States senate to secure cheaper sugar.
Yes, no! Wait till Charley comes be
fore the people for reelection. The
housewives of Northern Colorado will
apply = strong paddle to his referen-
dum.-Longnont Call.
We notice by the papers that they
have some pretty mean fellows over at
Glenwood. One day last week some
rascal stole the dress that the lesdin,,
lady in "The Man From Mexico"
danced the "Tango" in. She offered
a reward for the thing and says there
is NO buttons on it-must be built
something like = sock Steamboat Sen
tinel.
This is how an editor appealed to
his subscribers. says an exchange: If
you have frequent headaches, dizziness
and fainting spells, accompanied by
chills, cramps, chillblains, jaundice and
epilepsy, it is a sign that you are not
well, but are liable to die any minute.
Pay your subscription year in ad-
vance and thus make yourself solid for
a good obituary notice.
Everybody around Grand Valley is
getting oil in their system these days,
and it is acting like an elixer of life
to many of our citizens regardless Of
weight or age, as is evinced by the
energy devoted to the scrambling over
kA ~ ,f
the big valley. 1t is a good physical
culture stunt and besides they may
pick up a few oil wells enroute.-Grand
Valley News.
The Steamboat Springs Pilot wants
former Congressman John A. Martin for
governor next year. Well, our John
doesn't want the leavin's of Ammons
for they are sure to defeat any Demo
crat this year. Why don't you fellows
send Martin to the United States SEN
ate. All, That's different. Want
hin to pull the chestnuts out Of the
political fire for Chawley Thomas, eh.
Well, he cain Z" going to do anything
Of the kind.-Pueblo Opinion.
The COLORADO State Editorial associa
tion has grabbed the bull by the horrs
by deciding Is to what it proposes to
do to the railroads. The first throw
out Of the box will turn up a petition
for the initiation of law to reduce
the railroad fares SO that hereafter We
can ride for two cents mile on the
plains and three cents in the mountains.
Such a measure would certainly prove
very popular with the voters and the
thing will 20 through with whOop.-
Field and Farm.
Our old friend, Vic Wilson, barely
got the editorial chair warm, in the
Steamboat Sentinel sanctum, before lie
commenced "sailing into" the Demo
eraey, accusing us Of being the cause
of the hard winter, the "Mother'
Jones affliction: the "Mother' Ship
TN prophecies; the war in Mexico,and
all the other Affections mankind is des-
tined to bear. Vic is sure can amustn
cuss' But, he overlooked one last
week. He should have charged the
eight-day tie-up on the Moffat road to
the Democratic administration, and had
his slate clean up to date.-Meeker
Herald.
It 10 not 10 be supposed that Colo
rado editors will cease their efforts to
s>c,,.e .adness fox Ahe 1,nhlie from rail.