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The Washington times. [volume] (Washington [D.C.]) 1902-1939, 1914-04-21
UNL|M|TEDGUNS
ON SPEEDING SHIPS ,
BY LIEUT.. CHARLES n. MAIGNE,
United States Army, Retired.
(staff Correspondent OF The
WashingtOn Ttmea.)

ABOARD o. 8. 8. ARKANSAS (By
Wireless to Key Vest, April A.-Ths
vanguard Of the American battieship
fleet, dispatched to Mexican waters to
blockade the ports on the east coast. II
such Is ordered, will reach Tampico
by s o'clock tomorrow night Rear
Admiral Badger, after calculating to-
day, said he did not think il possible
to reach that place before 8 o'clock.
The Michigan and South Carolina, now
many hours in the rear, win not reach
Tampico until after the initial excite
ment Of the fleets arriya has died
down.
As the dreadnougtts, in battle forma-
ton. go further southwark they are
increasing their speed. Favorable cur
rents aid the ships, and their desti-
nation is being rapidly neared-
Constant drilling and rifle practice
has besn in progress since word was
received that General Huerta had re-
fused to salute the flag as demanded
By the President Guns were IN
limbered and sighting was practtced
Every man in the fleet Is ready anc
eager for action
The Washington times. [volume] (Washington [D.C.]) 1902-1939, 1914-04-21
Navy Display Is Costing
$42,332 a Day

In mere upkeep charges alone
without taking into consideration
the special stores of ammunition
and supplies-it is costing the
United States S.2,232 q day to keep
Uarships in Mexican waters. This
estimate is for coal and running cx-
psHses under usual conditions only
and does not include pay OF Off
GERS and crew.
Probably In view of the emergency
run and emergency supplies taken
oy Rear Admiral Badger, the total
viii reach much larger figures.
Navy officers estimate that in the
end II would cost al least N.5o0,oC0
a month # the present number Of
ships were kept in Mexican waters.
The following table deals with
the Upkeep cost OF the ships under
Admiral Badger; those al Tampico
and Vera Cruz; and tslose ordered
from Pacific coast ports.
VesseIs on the way 10 Tampico
under Badger:
The Washington times. [volume] (Washington [D.C.]) 1902-1939, 1914-04-21
MEXICO, AND The STRATEGIC POINTS.

ficers and men may be made TO these
depots from organizations in the field
in exchange for able-bodied officers
and men from the depots.
In this way, the organizations in the
field may be kept full OF able-bodied
fighting troops, while at the same time
the service OF partly disabled men may
not he lost. Provision is also made for
the employment OF retired officers and
enlisted men for recruiting duty.
Raising OF the volunteer forces under
the bill is by proclamation of the Presi-
dent, which shall state the number OF
men desired for each arm, corps, and
department. within such limits as may
be fixed by law.
Some interesting figures were present
ed in a letter from the War Depart
ment. These figures show that during
the five principal wars In which the
United States has been engaged, the
The Washington times. [volume] (Washington [D.C.]) 1902-1939, 1914-04-21
Balkan War Veterans
Offer to Enlist Here

Twenty-Five Greeks. veterans of the
Balkan war, yesterday made applfca-
ton to enlist as volunteers in the serv-
ice of the United States should war be
declared against Mexico.
Before visiting national guard head
quarters the Greeks consulted Soterios
Nicholson, their attorney. TO learn how
they should proceed to become Ameri-
can soldiers.
The Washington times. [volume] (Washington [D.C.]) 1902-1939, 1914-04-21
Captain Payne to Address
Confederate Veterans

Capt. James E. Payne, of Missouri.
will address Confederate Veterans
Association, Camp No. III tonight, At
s o'clock at its hall. 1872 Vermont ave-
nue. northwest. on Gen. Sterling Price.
Captain Payne was q member OF Prices
army during the civil war.
The Sons and Daughters Of the Con-
federacy are expected to attend the
meeting IN body. The public Is cor
daily invited
The Washington times. [volume] (Washington [D.C.]) 1902-1939, 1914-04-21
fastening Work on
War Hydroaeroplanes

NARBLEHEAD. Mass. April I'll
Under orders from both the Army and
Navy departments at Washington TO
rrsE day and night TO prepare aerial
S'sr equipment v. Startling Burgess
took an extra force OF men today for
work on hydroaeroplanes for use in
Doth branches Of the national defense.
Two Dunno Observation-Disclosures are
nov ready for delivery and a third
ssa On the WAY,
The Washington times. [volume] (Washington [D.C.]) 1902-1939, 1914-04-21

records show that OF the total number
of men enrolled is per cent were fur
nished by the regular army, 69.7 per
The Washington times. [volume] (Washington [D.C.]) 1902-1939, 1914-04-21

cent were volunteers. and e2.s per cent
were militia. rangers, and emergency
,nen.
Baxter Springs news. [volume] (Baxter Springs, Kan.) 1882-1919, 1914-09-10
Horses In Demand.

The Daily Drovers telegram of
Monday, Sept. z, says the follow
ing which Is of interest to the
people of this country: ~
"A train of 400 army horses pur.
chased here by British buyers,
will be shipped from the Kansas
City market probably tonight to
Canada. It is understood the an.
finals will go from Canada to the
battlefelds of Europe.
THE British army inspectors
accepted 100 horses offered them
this morning and are expected to
take 100 more this afternoon.
They had 200 head ready to ship
when inspections were started this
morning.
Although nothing definite is
known as to the length of time
the British army horse buyers
will remain in Kansas City, it is
definitely stated at the horse
market they want to ship q train
of 400 horses from here every
other day until further notice.
This means purchases of 200
head daily.
"The British buyers are now
taking horses from 1913 to 1853
hands high, weighing 900 to i.
100 lbs. They are accepting all
colors except light grays, duns
and spotted animals. The horses
must be S to 8 years old. The
price being paid by the British
buyers is being kept a secret, but
| il is known that shippers who are
purchasing the animals in the
country are paying farmers much
moro than the same class OF ami.
mails brought when sold to the
South a year ago."
Baxter Springs news. [volume] (Baxter Springs, Kan.) 1882-1919, 1914-09-10
More Road Lice.

W. T. Gregory has bought a
five-passenger Ford Car, and il
learning to master it. One Of
the first things he will learn is
to slow it down to twelve miles
an hour.
&c. Naylor has bought a FIVE
passenger Ford, and is more in
favor of good roads than ever.
He is burning up the roads Out
in Lyon township.
Baxter Springs news. [volume] (Baxter Springs, Kan.) 1882-1919, 1914-09-10
Free Desk Room.

To our farmer friends we want
to say this: Many a time you
feel the need of a place to 60 and
attend to some business matters.
We have desk room for our farm
er friends, and we want them to
make free use of it. Paper,
pens, pencils, and ink furnished
free.
Baxter Springs news. [volume] (Baxter Springs, Kan.) 1882-1919, 1914-09-10
List OfLOffOES

Remaining in the postonice At
Baxter Springs, Kansas. for the
week ending with Sept. Q, 1914.
which If not called for within two
weeks will be sent to the dead
letter ONCE at Warrington. d. c.:
Mrs B W Vaughn Mrs Jim Gill
Mrs Lewis Smith M E Lakes
Mrs J E Barrow Mrs M ] Kerns
Miss Ida johnson
Persons calling for any of the
above letters will pleaseSay"AdveI
tised,"Riving date list.
FRED BARTLRTT. p. d
12O acres of virgin land in
Craighead county, Arkansas, for
sale or trade. Not a rock on it.
Charlie Polster's handsome
new dwelling is about completed.
1t is one of the prettiest and
most complete homes in Baxter.
Rev. W. Roy Bradley will leave
next Monday for San Anselmo,
California, where he will attend
a theological seminary.
Baxter Springs news. [volume] (Baxter Springs, Kan.) 1882-1919, 1914-09-10
We Saw En-.

The Galena Times says a lot
of undesirable people attended
the reunion this year. We sup
pose they were Rudick's friends
At any rate we saw some of his
friends here. Rudick, you know,
il the local man of the Times.
Baxter Springs news. [volume] (Baxter Springs, Kan.) 1882-1919, 1914-09-10

John Hardwick of Galena wa
looking after some business mat
tiers here Tuesday.
Baxter Springs news. [volume] (Baxter Springs, Kan.) 1882-1919, 1914-09-10

n. Cobb of Columbus was here
Tuesday looking after some mat
tiers connected with the sheriff's
nfice.
Baxter Springs news. [volume] (Baxter Springs, Kan.) 1882-1919, 1914-09-10

E. B. Morgan was over from
Galena Tuesday looking aftei
legal matters.
Baxter Springs news. [volume] (Baxter Springs, Kan.) 1882-1919, 1914-09-10

The attitude of the News po-
litically. this fall will be one OF
strict neutrality on some
matters, but we expect to get
right into the thick of the fight
on some matters. For some of
fees it makes no difference the
politics of the fellows waiting
the Jobs, if they are not the
right sort, they are not going to
get the support of the News,
but on the other hand, they will
draw the FIRE of the News!
Baxter Springs news. [volume] (Baxter Springs, Kan.) 1882-1919, 1914-09-10

Miss Johnson, the milliner, has
an adv. elsewhere in this paper.
Read IL.
Baxter Springs news. [volume] (Baxter Springs, Kan.) 1882-1919, 1914-09-10
Lost.

License tag No. 22673 Kansas;
also bracket and tail lamp from
Ford car. Finder report to this
Office or to Frank Hemstreet,
Chetopa, Kansas for reward.
Baxter Springs news. [volume] (Baxter Springs, Kan.) 1882-1919, 1914-09-10

Mrs. E. E. Sapp, wife of Judge
Sapp, is i'll Of malarial fever.
Baxter Springs news. [volume] (Baxter Springs, Kan.) 1882-1919, 1914-09-10

Miss Ethel Deininger has re-
turned from a three weeks visit
in Joplin.
Baxter Springs news. [volume] (Baxter Springs, Kan.) 1882-1919, 1914-09-10

Earl Abrams played ball al
Lake Side Park Sunday.
Baxter Springs news. [volume] (Baxter Springs, Kan.) 1882-1919, 1914-09-10

Mrs. G. Nichols has returned
from a visit to Independence, KS.
Baxter Springs news. [volume] (Baxter Springs, Kan.) 1882-1919, 1914-09-10

Walt Sulllivan's feed yard il
the place to get feed for stock.
Baxter Springs news. [volume] (Baxter Springs, Kan.) 1882-1919, 1914-09-10

Many Baxterites attended the
circus at Joplin yesterday.
Baxter Springs news. [volume] (Baxter Springs, Kan.) 1882-1919, 1914-09-10

Porter NJ. Clark, mayor of Ga
lena, was here Tuesday looking
looking after some business mat
Baxter Springs news. [volume] (Baxter Springs, Kan.) 1882-1919, 1914-09-10

Quite a number of young peo'
pie from this part of the county
are attending the State Normal
school at Pittsburg.
Baxter Springs news. [volume] (Baxter Springs, Kan.) 1882-1919, 1914-09-10

III CuuSy AVOulaS 3AlCuLS ouS Gnlo-
souri, and Kansas. He came to
Cherokee county in 1884, buying
a farm three miles west of this
city, where he lived until q few
years ago, when the work, be-
came too hard for him, and he
moved into town.
During the war of the rebel.
lion Mr.. Calls served three years
in the Federal army and one year
in the navy.
Mr.. Calls leaves a wife and
three grown sons to mourn his
death.
At the time we went to press
the funeral arrangements had
not been made, but it Is likely
the services will be held at the
home, under the auspices of the
Masonic order, of which the de-
ceased was an honored and use.
full member.
Miss Dot Brown left Monday
for Muskogee after a visit here
with relatives and friends.
Mrs. Jennie Bradshaw of As
bury, Mo-, visited her sister,
Mrs. W. N. Love, last week.
Sherman Willsey of Fort Scott
was the guest of Mr.. and Mrs. B.
w. Patton the first of the week.
Miss Edith Jacobs of Joplin
visited Thursday and Friday
with Mrs. C. H. Plumb in this
city.
August Rhem attended the cir.
Gus in Joplin yesterday. August
has not missed a circus in Joplin
in the past forty years.
This is election night for the
A. H. T. A. lodge at Willow
Creek school house, and every
member should be present.
The September term of district
court is in session at Galena. The
docket is not an extra heavy
one, and work is going on rapid
ly.
Mrs. Roscoe Pattyson and lit
tie daughter Fern of Columbus,
visited the formers parents, Mr..
and Mrs. Joe Riseling in this
city last week.
There are a few fly traps on
the walks in Baxter that are full
of dead flies the stencil from
which would make dog hold its
nose. Why not empty them oc-
casionally?
]. Henry Jones, the we'll known
mine operator of Galena, but
now interested in good mines at
Nationwide, Okla!S was in the
city yesterday. He now has
some mines opening up that sew.
eral parties want to invest in.
Glenn Robbins of Musquero,
New Mexico, is in this city on a
visit for a few days and is stop
ping with his sister, Mrs. J. c.
INaylor, west of Baxter. Glenn
will be remembered by all old
timers, as he was one ofthe early
day boys.
The automobile speed ordi-
nance is being violated right
along. Tuesday night we heard
a car go by the place We call
home, and it was burning up the
road at the rate of at least thirty
miles an hour. It'll going to take
a few cases before Police Judge
English to check the speed mani.
acs. And the sooner the better.
Jess Short, who has q lease on
a part of the Toovey land, has
verified the drill holes put down
by Oh Youse, and is now getting
machinery on the ground prepar-
atory to sinking a shaft. Mr..
Youse put down several holes
and went into very rich ore each
time, but Mr.. Short, when he
took the lease, decided to verify
the drilling. He verified it, all
right, aud is now going to sink
shaft as fast as men and machin-
cry can do it. The Toovey land
is five miles west of town, where
the biggest ore finds in the entire
lead and zinc district have been
made.
The rarest creature on earth is
the man who keeps his romance
at home.
Baxter Springs news. [volume] (Baxter Springs, Kan.) 1882-1919, 1914-09-10

- Miss Hazel Goodwin has gone
to Washington to teach domes-
. tic science in the schools of that
ok,ka
Baxter Springs news. [volume] (Baxter Springs, Kan.) 1882-1919, 1914-09-10

Wax -
VI ssS1sSs
The MODEL
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at
Miami. Okla.
lines of
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o1luOONAOIy Ia oAlU
Suits. OVorCOatS,
ollu NoIu NOo'o'
Also entire new
SIOCh vi IHC 1ou4
.OuS- Steel Fibre
.Ou1Io IO1 DOyO'
coats and nants So S0 and m n
STos0
co.ts vast S. and IOrS Dsr,s 81 SC
~ S1s nm
c.,,;,6 tor each .rd MIR ,o,.
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Baxter Springs news. [volume] (Baxter Springs, Kan.) 1882-1919, 1914-09-10

Not more than half of the
wheat raised in this part of the
county has been sold, and that
price of a dollar a bushel looks
mighty good.
Baxter Springs news. [volume] (Baxter Springs, Kan.) 1882-1919, 1914-09-10

Russell Barnes, Marion Nation
and Howard Haines are attend
ing school in Columbus.
Baxter Springs news. [volume] (Baxter Springs, Kan.) 1882-1919, 1914-09-10

The Presbyterian Ladies Aid
will meet at the church this
(Thursday afternoon.
Baxter Springs news. [volume] (Baxter Springs, Kan.) 1882-1919, 1914-09-10

Frank Haskell was here Tues
day from Tulsa, Okla, calling
on friends,
Baxter Springs news. [volume] (Baxter Springs, Kan.) 1882-1919, 1914-09-10

Mr.. and Mrs. Ed. Polster look
ed after business matters in Car
thage yesterday. En- route home
they took in the Hagenback and
Wallace circus.
Baxter Springs news. [volume] (Baxter Springs, Kan.) 1882-1919, 1914-09-10

! Born to Mr.. and Mrs. Frank
Jarrett on the 9Th inst, a fine
pirl.
Baxter Springs news. [volume] (Baxter Springs, Kan.) 1882-1919, 1914-09-10

Sherman Willsey of Fort Scott
was the guest of Mr.. and Mrs. B.
w. Patton the first of the week.
Baxter Springs news. [volume] (Baxter Springs, Kan.) 1882-1919, 1914-09-10

Miss Fannie Stallsmith left
yesterday for Nowata, Okla,
where she will teach in the pub
lie schools this winter.
Baxter Springs news. [volume] (Baxter Springs, Kan.) 1882-1919, 1914-09-10


Ford car. Finder report to this
Office or to Frank Hemstreet,
Chetopa, Kansas for reward.
Six per cent. loans obtainable
on farm, ranch or city property
to improve, purchase or remove
incumbrance. Liberal options.
Five years before making pay
meut on principal, etc. For the
proposition address Assets Dept.
at either 1410 Busch Bldg. Dallas
Tex, or 422-423 First National
Bank Building, Denver, Colo.
Miss Grace Love is teaching
school in District S, north o.
Baxter.
The recent rains have made
good pasture. Grass is just more
than growing.
Miss Genevieve Coleman Of
Joplin was the guest of Mrs. u
T. Gaba last week.
Miss Scottie Nichols begar
teaching at Mount Hope schoo,
house Monday morning.
Miss Fannie Stallsmith left
yesterday for Nowata, Okla
where she will teach in the pub
lie schools this winter.
Mr.. and Mrs. F. H Vaughn Of
Mulberry, Kas., have returned
home after a weeks visit here
with Mr.. and Mrs. H. Gaba.
Several betterments in the
News will be made just as fast
as we can get around to them,
But first of all, we want to i'm
press on our friends the necessity
of giving US the news. We Car
not hope to publish all the news
unless our friends help us. We
want our friends to feel that
they have a proprietary interest
in the paper, and give Us every
little item of news they can.
Little things that you might
think are not of general interest
may be after all, so give them to
us. Call up No. 9 at any time.
We are growing very fast. Hun.
dreds of new names have been
added to our list this summer,
and hundreds more will be added
this fall. Just remember this,
and it may be true, too: If the
item you want to see in this pa.
per does not appear, it is no
doubt your own fault" Send in
the news. You have the mails,
and you have the phones. And
you meet some of our gang on
the street every day.
Baxter Springs news. [volume] (Baxter Springs, Kan.) 1882-1919, 1914-09-10

Miss Scottie Nichols began
teaching at Mount Hope school
house Monday morning.
Baxter Springs news. [volume] (Baxter Springs, Kan.) 1882-1919, 1914-09-10

Mrs. Jennie Bradshaw of As
bury, Mo-, visited her sister,
Mrs. W. N. Love, last week.
Baxter Springs news. [volume] (Baxter Springs, Kan.) 1882-1919, 1914-09-10

This is election night for the
A. H. T. A. lodge at Willow
Creek school house, and every
member should be present.
Baxter Springs news. [volume] (Baxter Springs, Kan.) 1882-1919, 1914-09-10

August Rhem attended the cir
Gus in Joplin yesterday. August
has not missed a circus in Joplin
in the past forty years.
Baxter Springs news. [volume] (Baxter Springs, Kan.) 1882-1919, 1914-09-10

Miss Edith Jacobs of Joplin
visited Thursday and Friday
with Mrs. C. H. Plumb in this
citv.
Baxter Springs news. [volume] (Baxter Springs, Kan.) 1882-1919, 1914-09-10

Miss Dot Brown left Monday
for Muskogee after a visit here
with relatives and friends.
Baxter Springs news. [volume] (Baxter Springs, Kan.) 1882-1919, 1914-09-10

Miss Genevieve Coleman OF
Joplin was the guest of Mrs. U.
T. Gaba last week.
Baxter Springs news. [volume] (Baxter Springs, Kan.) 1882-1919, 1914-09-10

Miss Grace Love is teaching
school in District S, north of
Raxfer
Baxter Springs news. [volume] (Baxter Springs, Kan.) 1882-1919, 1914-09-10

The recent rains have made
good pasture. Grass is just more
than growing.
Baxter Springs news. [volume] (Baxter Springs, Kan.) 1882-1919, 1914-09-10

The September term of district
court is in session at Galena. The
docket is not an extra heavy
one, and work is going on rapid
Baxter Springs news. [volume] (Baxter Springs, Kan.) 1882-1919, 1914-09-10

The rarest creature on earth Is
the man who keeps his romance
at home.
The investment of Paris may
appeal to the kaiser, bat We
would rather take ours In pork
in pork and beans.
If Turkey gets too promiscuous
in this international Wallop she
may fine herself furnishing the
spread for some other nations
Thanksgiving dinner.
Baxter Springs news. [volume] (Baxter Springs, Kan.) 1882-1919, 1914-09-10

Mr.. and Mrs. F. H Vaughn of
Mulberry, Kas., have returned
home after a weeks visit here
with Mr.. and Mrs. H. Gaba.
Baxter Springs news. [volume] (Baxter Springs, Kan.) 1882-1919, 1914-09-10

tiers.
Baxter Springs news. [volume] (Baxter Springs, Kan.) 1882-1919, 1914-09-10

Mrs. Roscoe Pattyson and lit
tie daughter Fern of Columbus,
visited the formers parents, Mr.,
and Mrs. Joe Riseling in this
CITY last week.
East Oregonian : E.O. (Pendleton, OR) 1888-current, 1914-09-09
vice-President Marshalrs

Vice-President Marshall's state
ment that "the democratic party will
have only one candidate
Unanimous. for president in 1915
and his name happens
to be Woodrow Wilson" will excite no
controversy. Nor will anybody ques.
ton Mr.. Marshall's assertion that the
president will have the enthusiastic,
unqualified and united support Of his
party"
The vice-president has said what Is
In everybody's mind.
There is no democrat anywhere
who now wants to be known as an
anti-Wilson democrat There are few
republicans who are eager to pose as
opponents Of the president except on
abstract issues Of party principle. Mr..
Wilson's conquest of public opinion Ia
a moral victory for which there is no
parallel In American politics.
II required the greatest war of mod
ern times to reveal the American peo-
pie to themselves, but when the re-
velation came It was instantaneous
The ideals OF the "schoolmaster" sud-
denly stand forth above tho smoke
Of battle as the commanding ideals
Of democracy throughout the world
Unless radical change takes place
In the mind and purposes of the Am
erican people during the next two
East Oregonian : E.O. (Pendleton, OR) 1888-current, 1914-09-09

Mr.. Booth would have been natural
as senatorial candidate 10 or is
years ago. He belongs
One OF the 10 the school Of conser-
Old School vationists who held sway
at that time. The men
Of that school thought there was moth
ing wrong in having the timber. coal
and other natural resources gobbled
up, by fraud or otherwise, by few
corporations or syDdicates- Their
viewpoint was well illustrated by Bal
llnger who when secretary Of the in
terror tried to help the Guggenheims
get mortal grip on the resources OF
Alaska.
But the curtain has been rung
down on that sort Of conservation.
The people grew tired Of being looted.
An aroused public sentiment drove
Ballinger from the Taft cabinet and
one by one the other members OF that
old brigade have been retired. In
stead OF turning everything OF value
over 10 the Guggenheims. the weyer-
hausers and lesser members Of the
tribe the government is now endeavor-
ing TO accomplish something for the
general public. This Is shown by the
Alaska railroad bill. OF which sena-
tor Chamberlain was the author. and
which constitutes one OF the greai
pieces Of constructive legislation b.
East Oregonian : E.O. (Pendleton, OR) 1888-current, 1914-09-09

valued at s1O.OO0,OOO. compared with
$500 900 the week before and $12,-
100000 year ago. our imports at
New York amounted to $4,000, 900
last week, compared with $4,000, 900
the previous week and $4,000, 444
the same week a year ago. These fig
ures include New York only, which
Is a port where the imports are rela-
lively larger than exports. Conditions
are becoming more favorable to ex-
ports than to imports; for the dullness
Of trade here and the war abroad will
encourage the selling Of our food pro-
ducts and discourage the buying Of
foreign luxuries. Our exports Of man
ufactures are already recovering.
This means that the net result of our
foreign trade will soon be more nor
NAL excess Of exports; a. ractor which
will do much toward restraining any
excessive shipment Of gold TO Eu-
rope. The country's gold supplies are
ample and need cause no concern
whatever. In the treasury there Ia
probably over $1,000, 900, 900 and we
could readily spare reasonable am
cunt to Europe without any great in
convenience. The Bank OF England
Is working on reserve OF 5000, 900,
900 and meeting far greater emer-
gencies than exist on this side.
East Oregonian : E.O. (Pendleton, OR) 1888-current, 1914-09-09
BY Till SCISSORS
ALL THE SAME IN ENGLISH.

One afternoon / chanced to stray
Into popular cafe.
While sitting there / heard a walt
Remark. This is dandy cafe"
Which made smart young woman
laugh
And saw, Hear what he calls a
cafe!"
When her companion, bright and
chaffy,
Replied, "He should have called II
cafe"
And to myself groaned, why CAM
1t still be called a restaurant"