Polk County observer. (Monmouth, Polk County, Or.) 1888-1927, 1914-07-21
A CANINE TRAGEDY !;
Trouble Came In Bunches With
the Purchase OF a Watchdog.
ONE NIGHT OF WILD RUCTION.
It Taught the Battered Master of tho
Wrecked Home That Under Some
Circumstances a Burglar May Be
Better Company Than a Mastiff.


Better Company Than Mastiff.
'If man is afraid of burglars" sait
Quackenbush, "he can't have bette
safeguard than good watchdog"
But where is he going to get the
good watchdogY" inquired Clinken
beard. "Such animals don't grow OF
trees, and they are not advertised by
department stores
that you are in the market for watch
dog every man who has chicken kill,
ing pup he wants to get rid of will
tell you that his critter is just what
you are hunting for. But you'll try
out million dogs before you find one
that will get down to brass headed
nails and do police duty.
"Two or three years ago there was a
burglar scare out In our suburb. Sew
eral houses had been entered and some
false hair and things carried away. So
my wife got so nervous she couldn't
sleep at night. She was sure some
masked bandit would break in and
steal the What Is Home Without a
Mother chrome from over the mantel,
and just to give her sense of f'security
/ bought big mastiff and took him
home and chained him to a tree in
front of the house.
"Along about IL o'clock at night that
dog got to thinking over his misspent
life, and remorse gnawed at his heart
strings, and he began lamenting the
past. He had the most bloodcurdling
voice l ever heard. Every yell he let
out froze the marrow in my bones.
He'd begin with a sort of plaintiye
wall and wind up with howl that
would remind you of a hyena in
graveyard on rainy night. My wife
said the uprOar would have to be
stopped and I'd better bring the dog
into the house He'd probably be quiet
there.
$50 | slid into few rags and went
downstairs and into the yard. Just as
1 approached the dog old Billshaw,
who lived next door, opened his bed
room window and threY an old frying
pan. Of course he meant 1t for the
dog but his aim was poor and it caught
ME in the bread basket and knocked
the wind out of me.
II sat down on the grass and gasped
for breath, and a shower of bottles and
bootjacks and stove wood came from
Billshaws window, and every blamed
item hit me in one place or another.
When l finally got my breath | yelled |
to Billshaw to let up, for he was muir
dering me. and he said it was just
what I deserved for keeping such Il
menagerie where it would give the
whole neighborhood the horrors.
"After | had rubbed my bruises for |
half an hour | took the dog into the |
house and went back to bed. | was
just dropping off to sleep when l was
reused by the allfiredest racket. 1t
sounded as though the side of the
house was falling in. My wife was
shrieking that the dog was upsetting
all the furniture and running every
thing. So | went downstairs again,
quoting few passages from Webster's
Dictionary. -"
II had forgotten about the cat when
Etook the dog into the house. But the
dog had discovered the pet and was
chasing 1t through the house. and you
never saw such a scene of wreckage.
Everything that wasn't nailed down
had been overturned, and nearly every
thing was broken. The gas light was
burning, and there was the cat hanging
to the gas fixtures and the dog stand
Ing on his hind legs trying to reach
her.
"My memories of what followed are
rather confused seem to recall grab
to take him outdoors, and he bit Il
sample from my shin, and then we
mixed things on the floor. | managed
to stuff the pincushion into his mouth
so he couldn't bite, and we resOrted to
wrestling.
"Then the cat came down from the
gas fixture and took hand and clawed
most of my scalp Off and my wife
came to the rescue with the poker
She said afterward that she was try
ing TO hit the dog. | reckon I'd have
been on ice next day if the neighbOrs
hadn't come in with shotguns and prun-
ing hooks and such things and pried
Ip apart.
THAT experience was enough for me.
I'd rather have forty burglars on the
premises than one watchdog" walt
Mason in Chicago News.