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Honolulu star-bulletin. [volume] (Honolulu [Oahu, Hawaii]) 1912-2010, 1914-01-26
ASAHIS DEFEAT
FORT ARMSTRONG

The Fort Armstrong ball team ran
up against a big surprise yesterday
morning, when the Asahis trimmed
them to the tune of ~ to 1 In the first
Of a three-game series. The entire re-
ceipts were donated to the fund for
the relief of Japanese earthquake suf-
ferers II
The soldiers didn't play nearly the
game they put up the week before
against the All-Service. while the
Asahis fielded well, and hit the ball
on the nose when hits meant runs. 7
FoFllowing Is the score: sa.<.s- a.,.a.
Honolulu star-bulletin. [volume] (Honolulu [Oahu, Hawaii]) 1912-2010, 1914-01-26
YUBA STATE HIGHWAY Is
MELTED BY THE RAINS
Road Is Not Sufficiently Strong
to Stand RaVages Of
Winter Travel
TBy Latest MALL

RYSVILLE-Owing to the heavy
and long continued rain the newly
completed state highway near this
city is in a deplorable condition. The
fine surfacing is wearing off in an
alarming manner, revealing the brok-
en- surface of the crushed rock under.
meath. The roads are just wide
enough to permit vehicles to turn
around, and several wagons which
have attempted to turn on the high
way have mired down IN the deep mud
along side the narrow strip of road.
It seems doubtful IL the construc-
ton of the state highway in this sec
ton is of such character as to stand
the wear and tear of heavy travel dur
ing wet weather. H..
Honolulu star-bulletin. [volume] (Honolulu [Oahu, Hawaii]) 1912-2010, 1914-01-26
PORTUGUESE
LOSE AGAIN
TOCH|NESE

In spite Of the fact that two men
were SO badly injured that they had
TO be removed from the game, Great
ing considerable delay, the Saturday
game between the Portuguese and Chi
nese was run off in | hour and Is
minutes. The final score was to |,
with the Sam Hoppers on the long
end.
The contest was replete with fast
double plays. and was remarkable for
some Of the fielding stunts. 1t isn't
often that two men are thrown out
from right field to first in a single
inning, as was the case in the fifth
frame
The first accident was to La Mere,
who broke a finger on a foul tip in
the fifth, a most painful accident that
the Portuguese backstop took without
a culver. Dick" Joseph was substi-
tuted. In the eighth Ayau sprained
his ankle stealing second, and had to
be carried from the field. His place
was taken by Sing Hung, and when
the team took the field for the last in.
hAnS1 IlODIHoOu CdiHS III lIO1u IlBuI W
short, Sing Hung going into his old
garden.
Apau pitched a beautiful game for
the Chinese, being touched safely only
twice In the ninth NJ. Ornellas, who
replaced Arcia, got hit. Sousa flied
to short. but Apau hit Bushnell. put
ting two on with one gone. William
son was out to first, unassisted, and
Bushnell scored on the error at first
that gave j. ornellas life. 0rnellas
stole second, and Robinson drew a
pass, but Portuguese hopes were dash
ed when Joseph struck out.
Medeiros was hit rather freely, one
hit in the fourth, two in the fifth, and
one In the eighth, with a few passes
and errors thrown in, resulting in five
runs. b
Honolulu star-bulletin. [volume] (Honolulu [Oahu, Hawaii]) 1912-2010, 1914-01-26
Bunts and
BOunderS

The Desha Brothers in their thrill
ling act, Caught but not tanned"
You don't see the Chinese standing
at bat with their breeches falling
down to their ankles. Not so you'd
notice it. They tuck EN- right round
their knees where they belong. and
don't have the low ones called strikes
in consequence.
A fanette in the grandstand arrived
at an ingenious explanation of the
MS" on the Hawaiis' shirts.
That must stand for Norris Stay
ton" she told her friend
The thirdbase line should be level
always roll foul
Alvin Robinson. Fosters older
brother. made his initial appearance
in Chinese uniform. He made four
hits out of four times up, all but the
last being slashing drives. Going
some.
Ayau was on the bench with pair
Of crutches across his knees. He got
a nasty twist to his ankle in Satur-
days game
Apau is the most solemn indiVid-
ual on the field when he is pitching.
but when he's on first he's the biggest
kidder on the team. 1-
The new sidewalk is much appTeci-
ated. -. -
Stayton and Bruins umpired in big
league style. - H.. 4. ...s
Honolulu star-bulletin. [volume] (Honolulu [Oahu, Hawaii]) 1912-2010, 1914-01-26
IMMIGRATION BARS
DOWN TEMPORARILY
| BY Latest Mail

SACRAMENTO-"The Federal I'm,
migration Bureau has instructed it's
agents on the Mexican border to tenn
porarily disregard the laws of admis.
sion and permit the entry of refugees
fleeing to this country for safety"
said Anthony Caminetti. United
States commissioner-general of immt-
grafton.
After the danger is over persons
who have been permitted to come
across the border to escape injury will
be urged to return. Those who do
not return when their safety is as
sured are then examined under the
immigration laws of entry. and if not
eligible to remain are conducted back
across the line.
Honolulu star-bulletin. [volume] (Honolulu [Oahu, Hawaii]) 1912-2010, 1914-01-26

SuulHdTy-IWO-DdS6 HlLs, WdTK'
ham; sacrifice, hits. Arcia, Ayau. A.
Akana, Robinson; double plays, Sou-
sa unassisted. Ayau to A. Akana, Me.
deiros to Flizer to Joseph; hit by
pitched ball. Bushnell; bases on balls.
off Apau 2, off Medeiros 3; struck
cut by Apau s, by Medeiros 3; passed
balls. f. Joseph 2 Umpires, Stayton
and Desha. Time of game, one hour
is minutes. ss.
Honolulu star-bulletin. [volume] (Honolulu [Oahu, Hawaii]) 1912-2010, 1914-01-26

Sammary-Two-base hits, Lai Tin.
Moriyama; sacrifice hits D. Desha. A.
Akana; sacrifice fly, Markham; doable
plays, Apau TO A. Akana, A. Desha TO
Fernandez, Franco to Asam, Chilling
worth. unassisted; bases on balls, off
Robinson 3, off Yamaguchi l; struck
but, by Robinson 8, by Yamaguchi 2;
Lassed balls, Franco 2. Umpires.
jtayton and Bruins. Time of game,
hour 33 minutes.
Honolulu star-bulletin. [volume] (Honolulu [Oahu, Hawaii]) 1912-2010, 1914-01-26
CORNELL TRAINER HAS
ADVICE FORLOCAL MEN

nSamen Of training
Cornell cup
naBent training hints "Ad'lce
be published this tomorrow
Honolulu star-bulletin. [volume] (Honolulu [Oahu, Hawaii]) 1912-2010, 1914-01-26
BOATMEN SOCCER CHAMPIONS
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League the 1894 In addition
the boatmen had only single
remarkable
The Saturday.
default Males
deaung disappoint
the exhibition
Inuina s tho sraI anIn noftL olaanu.
Honolulu star-bulletin. [volume] (Honolulu [Oahu, Hawaii]) 1912-2010, 1914-01-26
Continuous,

Continuous,
While the eighthour day is now the go
Anil it's nothing more than right.
Some factory hands Ton the clock
you know
Must still work day and night
Honolulu star-bulletin. [volume] (Honolulu [Oahu, Hawaii]) 1912-2010, 1914-01-26

Two-base hits, Kurisaki
T. Moriyama; sacrifice hits, Nishi 2
S. Uyeno, T. Uyeno; struck out, by T.
Moriyama 10, by Harris 8; bases on
balls: off T. Moriyama 2, off Harris
4 hit by pitched ball. Yamashiro. Um-
pire, H. Bushnell Time of game, In.
40m
Honolulu star-bulletin. [volume] (Honolulu [Oahu, Hawaii]) 1912-2010, 1914-01-26

Food for reflection is often very
much adulterated.
Honolulu star-bulletin. [volume] (Honolulu [Oahu, Hawaii]) 1912-2010, 1914-01-26

5 Order means light and peace, in
ward liberty and free command over
oneself; order is power Auiel
Honolulu star-bulletin. [volume] (Honolulu [Oahu, Hawaii]) 1912-2010, 1914-01-26

Reserved seats on sale in Sporting
Goods Department {. o. HALL &
SON, LTD.
Honolulu star-bulletin. [volume] (Honolulu [Oahu, Hawaii]) 1912-2010, 1914-01-26

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Honolulu star-bulletin. [volume] (Honolulu [Oahu, Hawaii]) 1912-2010, 1914-01-26
Baseball!
At HI ETIc ARK

SATURDAY, JAN 31st.
HAWAII VS., AGL-CHINESE
SUNDAY, FEB. list.
p. A. c. vs.. AIL-CHINESE.
800 p. m.
Honolulu star-bulletin. [volume] (Honolulu [Oahu, Hawaii]) 1912-2010, 1914-01-26

Runs and hits by innings:
Fort A.: Runs. o 0 l 0 0 0 0 0 O.
B. HI ! 0 90 0 O. 4
Asahi: Runs. l. 0 80 | % x-12
B. HI % 20 | / 8 x-10
Honolulu star-bulletin. [volume] (Honolulu [Oahu, Hawaii]) 1912-2010, 1914-01-26

The Desha Brothers in their thrill
ling act, Caught but not tanned
Eastern Utah advocate. [volume] (Price, Utah) 1895-1915, 1914-07-09
CITY COUNCIL TO APPEAL CASE
lcontInued trom page one. }

collector Of the old accounts for
light and water showed receipts
amounting TO f61s.
Quite a number of complaints
against sign boards and biilboards
on the sidewalks were made The
marshal was instructed 10 keep the
walks clear from all such obstruc-
tione
A lengthy Communication from
Engineer Richard r. Lyman Of Salt
Lake pertaining 70 several systeins
OF water fibering was read. No
definite action was taken In regard
20 it.
The matter OF a sidewalk and
water line 70 the cemetery was re-
ferred TO the street and road com
mittee. Respectful consideration
was given 70 communication from
the chamber Of commerce in regard
20 the proposition and something
along this line will probably be
done In the immediate future, al
though the city is not IN shape 20
20 10 the expense Of constructing n
cemen, walk 10 the burying ground
Extensive sewer extensions on
Seventh and Ninth streets and the
extension Of water mains ON various
streets and the expense Of paving
crossings, culvcris, etc. ran tho
bills up very high and viii require
every cont OF the available revenues
20 meet these increased expendi-
lures
Eastern Utah advocate. [volume] (Price, Utah) 1895-1915, 1914-07-09
W.T.. OLSON EXAMINED

w. r. Olson, former mayor OF
Price. believes that gambling should
be stamped out. Mr.. Olson 80 sta
ted I'm the course Of bis examina-
ton touching his qualifications as
Juror in the Keller case. He also
stated that II II was shown that
gambling was conducted in any Of
the saloons Of Price during the
time that his administration coun-
tenanced II. he would have no hesi-
fancy in removing Mr. Keller as
sheriff for failure TO perform his
duties in closing Il up.
It was rather a bad fifteen min
utcs that Prices former mayor
(who ran very wide open town.
spent under fire from Sam King. a
lawyer from the suburbs Of Salt
Lake. For some reason Mr.. Olson
gave the impression that he was
very deslrous OF being a Juror In
the case and his statements that he
was against gambling caused broad
smiles on The faces OF the rather
large sized audience and one or two
who smiled too loudly we're reDri-
manded by the bailiff
In answer TO a question from Mr..
King as TO che exact time he had
come 10 the conclusion that gamb-
ling was an evil and should receive
the ccnsurc OF all right minded
people, whether before or after the
last municipal election, Mr.. Olson
thought that the reform idea had
occurred 60 him about a year ago,
which statement also secmed "a
strike the mirth spot Of those pres-
ent.
The defense exhausted its first
peremptory challenge In advising
the cx-mayor that he would not be
imposed upon to the extent Of hav.
ing 10 sit In Judgment upon the
county peace officer.
Eastern Utah advocate. [volume] (Price, Utah) 1895-1915, 1914-07-09
Advoeatc case Cocs own.

The editor OF The Advocate went
up TO sunnyside Tuesday 10 make
arrangements for the attendance Of
his witnesses in the libel suit ag-
ainst this paper by Geo. n. Hill, TO
learn upon his return that the case
by an order OF the court had gone
over until the October term. This
matter was set for trial by jury Inn
mcdiateiy following the Mcwhinney
case. Judge Christensen stated
that II would be impossible 20 hear
more than two jury cases. those OF
hin against Keller and Mowhinney.
II will therefore probably be the
first jury Gaze TO be reached during
the October term OF court.
Eastern Utah advocate. [volume] (Price, Utah) 1895-1915, 1914-07-09
HERBER RUSSELL KILLED

Heber Russell OF Nine Mile met
with a shocking death in the local
freight yards Monday morning by
being thrown under n freight train.
The wheels severed the body into
four pieces, crushing the features
beyond recognition.
He had como 10 Price with n
bunch OF sheep which had been
loaded for Kansas City. lie thought
the train was pulling out and as he
was 20 accompany tho sheep east
he attempted to board Il but missed
his footing and was thrown under
meath.
Tho deceased was only 30 years
OF age and leaves a wife and four
children. Interment took place here
yesterday, serviccs being conducted
from the tabernacle.
Eastern Utah advocate. [volume] (Price, Utah) 1895-1915, 1914-07-09
INDIANS EXERCISE CUNNING
AND HOLD THE SUN DANCE

The white River Utes and I'm
compahgro Indians OF the Uintah
Indian reservation held their sun
dance on the reservation promises.
dcapiie the ban which Cato Sells.
Indian commissioner at Washington.
recently placed on this form Of To-
iiglous ceremony. resulting In an
order 60 all Indian agents and Uni
ted States marshals 10 stop tho
dance,
Learning that Cato Sells had
given orders prohibiting the sun
dance. more than 400 members OF
the Ute and Uncompahgre tribes TO
sorted 20 subtle tactics. Though
they appeared TO be assembling near
vernai ON their old dance grounds
the Indians cultivated On impression
among authorities that they would
not hold their sun dance until Aug
ust. Then they began leaving their
old dance grounds. but In COM =
anoe with secret understand ding
they scattered IN groups and pro-
cceded 10 an uninhabited section of
the reservation.
The plot h said 10 have been de-
signed by "Redcap." son OF "oid
Walker" ono Of the most famous
chiefs OF the whitoRivcr Utes. 20
whom the history Of the state de-
votes several pages. Red Cap
won renown about eight years ago
when he instituted revolt on the
uintah reservation and led his tribe
10 South Dakota. Federal troops
had TO escort the tribe back to tho
uintah reservation. In his deter
animation TO hold the sun dance 10
gardless OF orders. Red Cap" Il
said 20 have been assisted by Red
Dog and "cooyte Ben" two other
leaders OF the uintah reservation,
the latter being connected with the
unoompahgres.
Eastern Utah advocate. [volume] (Price, Utah) 1895-1915, 1914-07-09
COURT OVERRUIES DEMURRER
Lease On city Plant without Vote
Held Void.

In the matter Of the case Of b.
r. Mcdonald against the city Of
Price and J. II. Manson, plaintiff
took the first heat Monday morn
ing The demurrer interposed by
the defendants was overruled by
the court. stanley Price represen-
ted the plaintiff and City Attorney
Mcwhinney and Ferdinand Erick-
sen the defendants.
The action was based on a stat
ute Of 1918. which, in the words of
Judge Erickson, was not happily
worded." The court, however, held
that he believed the intent OF the
statute was sufficiently plain that
the city council had no authority to
lease the plant without a vote Of
the people
Defendants attorneys commended
that the statute was ambiguous and
that II would be impossible for n
city council to lease municipal prop
erty under lie terms; that. under
section !. the council would first
have to decide that II wished TO
sell the plant and then pass res
olution that II did not wish to cell
but wished to lease and that under
section 3 Il would be necessary for
lessee TO pay the full appraised
value Of the plant together with all
outstanding indebtedness on the
bonds and accrued interest. Rely
ing upon a statute OF 1911 the at
torneys for the defendants claimed
the city council had full power 90
lease the plant.
Eastern Utah advocate. [volume] (Price, Utah) 1895-1915, 1914-07-09

This question Ia from a Connecticut
woman's dairy. dated 1880: I'VE had
roast pork for dinner and Doctor s..
who carved. held up a rib on his fork
and said. Here. ladies. Is what Moth
err Eve was made Of Yes. said Sis
ter Patty. and it's from very much the
same kind OF crittor' "-Christian
Raglater.
Eastern Utah advocate. [volume] (Price, Utah) 1895-1915, 1914-07-09
VIOLIN rNsrRuCTIoN.

Mrs. L. A. Jones. teacher Of vio-
lin. studied four years with Prof.
Adoiph schellschmidt. De PAW Uni
versity. orccncastie. Ind; ono year
In New England Conservatory. Boo
ton. Mas; Instructor OF violin two
years In Dc PAW University.
Reaidenoe. Cor. Main and Fourth
streets. near Academy Bidg.--Advt.
Eastern Utah advocate. [volume] (Price, Utah) 1895-1915, 1914-07-09
Farm Diplomat.

do you want job a. a farmhandr'
"No." replied Flooding Pete. You
have been kind TO me In the past.
and think too much Of you TO make
you an object OF jealous hatred among
all your neighboru."
Eastern Utah advocate. [volume] (Price, Utah) 1895-1915, 1914-07-09
sapphl. ss Hsadsd Lat

sapphires comprised nearly two
thirds OF the value Of gem minerals
produced In the United States last
year.
Eastern Utah advocate. [volume] (Price, Utah) 1895-1915, 1914-07-09
INTERIOR OF A scULPToR's STUDIO AT THE expOsrI

SUNHE picture shows frieze
OF Pheaton" by Bruno Zmm the outside OF the ba
dome OF the Palace Of Fine
uonnl Exposition IN 1919
Eastern Utah advocate. [volume] (Price, Utah) 1895-1915, 1914-07-09
oooa ousIltIss o. bamboo.

A lighthouse o, bamboo. which 10
In use In Japan. IL said TO have great
power Of resisting the waves. and does
not rot like ordinary wood.
Eastern Utah advocate. [volume] (Price, Utah) 1895-1915, 1914-07-09
ATTRACTIVE BOOK ON THE PANAMA-PAcIFIC INTERN
TI0NAL EXPOSITION AND PANAMA CANAL
MtILED FREE OF CHARGE.

HANDSOME sixty profuscly illustrated In a..
~ and giving detailed descriptions Of the Panama Pacific Inter
EXPOSITION Francisco Feb ~,
lice a. 1915. OF Panama canal ana region II
mailed the Exposition free OF all nqurers %
intended guide prospective visitors and ao ~
information concerning the engineering which
stion celebrate write Manager Bureau PubIcsu-
international Exposition Building san al
booklet
Eastern Utah advocate. [volume] (Price, Utah) 1895-1915, 1914-07-09
WOMEN
BEAT MEN
AT FINDING
BARGAINS
by HOLLAND.

49, -FHfNSt
WOMEN spend more mon.
w ey than men. and they
spend Il wiser They not only
buy most OF the articles used
IN the home. but they also
buy Tor their children and OF.
ten for their men folks.
Women also read the ad.
refreshments more than men
do. THIS makes them better
aud safer buyers than men.
They have equipped them.
selves with the knowledge
that makes them effective.
They know the best stores,
the best merchandise. the
best values, BY reading the
advertisements women are
enabled TO shop more eco.
nomieally. to make the mon.
ey 40 farther
KNOWLEDGE Is
MONEY IN
DOING SHOPPING.
Eastern Utah advocate. [volume] (Price, Utah) 1895-1915, 1914-07-09

Legal blanks OF every description
carried In stock. The Advocate Pub
fishing Co.--Advt.
Eastern Utah advocate. [volume] (Price, Utah) 1895-1915, 1914-07-09

Soft drinks. peanuts and cigar
at the Exc store.-Advt.
Eastern Utah advocate. [volume] (Price, Utah) 1895-1915, 1914-07-09

CLASSIFIED
ADS.

Advertisements under this head
will be charged for nc the rate Of
one ccnt n word per issue. Minimum
advertisement, 10 cents.
Eastern Utah advocate. [volume] (Price, Utah) 1895-1915, 1914-07-09

WANTED To repair. any old thing.
at Goodmans Repair shop.
Eastern Utah advocate. [volume] (Price, Utah) 1895-1915, 1914-07-09

Tho Advocate for good printing.
Eastern Utah advocate. [volume] (Price, Utah) 1895-1915, 1914-07-09

WANTED-umbreliaa. to repair and
recover. at Goodman's Repair
Shop.
Eastern Utah advocate. [volume] (Price, Utah) 1895-1915, 1914-07-09

WANTED-sewlng machines, TO re-
pair, at Goodman's Repair Shop.
Farmers' champion. (Elgin, Okla.) 1912-1922, 1914-06-24
MindinQ the Doctor.

ut isn't strange that Bob Hilliard
should have won the heart and hand
OF girl with three millions. for Bob,
despite his years. Is the handsomest
and most elegant creature going"
The speaker, dramatic critic OF
Chicago. smiled and continues:
THE last time Bob acted here met
him one morning promenading. And
he was superb-.op hat. stick. black
morning coat. spats fitting without a
wrinkle. and one OF those cigarette
tubes that had just come out. a tube
OF gold and amber. a foot long, or
possibly IS inches.
AS we chatted. and as he smoked
his Egyptian cigarette through this
extraordinary tube, l said to him:
why on earth. Bob do you use
such long cigarette tube as that?'
My doctor has ordered me- he re-
piled. to keep away from tobacco
Farmers' champion. (Elgin, Okla.) 1912-1922, 1914-06-24
THE RIGHT SOAP FOR BABY'S
SKIN

In the care OF baby's skin and hair.
Cuticura Soap Is the mothers ia.
vorite. Not only is 1t unrivaled IN
purity and refreshing fragrance, but
It's gentle emollient properties are
usually sufficient to allay minor irri-
tations. remove redness, roughness
and chafing. soothe sensitive condi-
tons. and promote skin and hair
health generally. Assisted by Cuu.
cura Ointment. It is most valuable In
the treatment Of eczemas, rashes and
itching. burning infantile eruptions.
Cuticura Soap wears to a wafer, often
outlasting several cakes Of ordinary
soap and making its use most eco
nomical.
Cuticura Soap and Ointment sold
throughout the world. Sample OF each
free, with 32-p. Skin Book. Address post
card "Cuticura, Dept l.. Boston. ADV.
Farmers' champion. (Elgin, Okla.) 1912-1922, 1914-06-24
WITH THE CHlCORY SALAD
Variety Of Dress'nos. Any Of Which
VIII Do to Give Finishing Touch
to Delicious Dish.

There are three varieties Of the
barbe to be found In our markets (per
haps II 10 better known to most Of US
az "chicory:" in some localities II 10
goats beard" or monks beard"). but
they all belong to the endive family
Barbe Is the pale green variety,
blanched Is the white loosely curled
and witloof is the pinkish curled solid
heads.
The proper dressing to serve In this
salad Is a French dressing. hut any OF
the following may be used:
Sauce Mandalay.-To good French
dressing add one tablespoonful OF
Mandalay sauce. teaspoonful OF
chopped olives. juice of a small onion,
teaspoonful of finely chopped chives.
Mustard Sauce.-Chop a half green
pepper and quarter OF u small Gu
cumber fine, after removing seeds. add
to half cup OF mustard dressing and
after mixing add quarter cup Of thin
French dressing.
Sauce violette.-To q half cupful OF
French dressing add a teaspoonful OF
moutarde vlolette de brive. nix we'll,
cut the salad into half.incn lengths
and garnish with olive rings.
Chicory and endive, besides being
salad agents. may be boiled In clear
water until tender. drained and served
with any OF the cream sauces.
Farmers' champion. (Elgin, Okla.) 1912-1922, 1914-06-24
Child Acts Surgeons Role.

Sarah ShafYer, thirteen years old Of
Los Angeles, Cal, developed into a
little heroine when her fiveyear.old
sister fell on the sidewalk while at
play and shattered her elbow. DR.
Edward @. Wiley. chief police sur
geon. explained patiently over the tele-
phone how the splint should be put
on. and Sarah made such a good job
OF II as to win the admiration OF all
who saw the tiny patient when she ar
rived at the receiving hospital with
her little amateur nurse. The chill
drens father Is at the county hospital
and their mother went to visit him.
Maybelle fell and broke her arm. Sa-
rah called up the receiving hospital.
but owing TO the distance was advised
TO call one Of the district doctors. She
could raise none. and again called the
receiving hospital. Dr. Wiley told
Sarah what to do to relieve the baby's
pain, while the ambulance raced out
to the Shaffer home. and Sarah obeyed
instructions to the letter
Farmers' champion. (Elgin, Okla.) 1912-1922, 1914-06-24
WRONG KIND OF GARDENING
Form That Patient Had Been lndulg.
Ing In Was Not What Doctor
Would Have Recommended.

Now comes the season when the
wife goes TO the country and the hus-
band. In the words Of the immortal
song. shouts 'Hooray. Hoorayl"
Thus Jerome s. McWade, in an
after.dinner speech at Duluth began
his 'c,ponse to a toast on The La
dies
when the ladies are with us. we
are safe" he resumed. but when they
go OF to country or shore, leaving us
in town alone, then our troubles be-
gin.
"A man one summer day called on
a doctor.
Doe he said. I'm all run down.
You look It, too said the doctor
sympathetically. I'm not going to
prescribe drugs for a man In your
condition. No. sir. what I'm going to
prescribe for you is gardening
THE patient started and his un.
healthy pallor turned to a dull brick
red
But. doc. he said, gardening is
the cause of all my trouble
Humph. what kind of gardening? !?
Roof the man replied"