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The Richmond Virginian. (Richmond, Va.) 1910-1920, 1914-11-13

Continued on Second PaReD
reason for the request that Carranxa
resign Following is the petition sent
to Carranza:
In order to prevent circumstance
from growing graver we deem it our
patriotic necessity to request that you
separate yourself from the position
mat you now hold. Al the same time
have directed ourselves to General
Fulaiio Gutierrez and ia the Aguas
Calientes conference asking that they
obIieate General villa to separate him
self completely from the military and
political life of the country.
should he not retire absolutely we
pledge ourselves 10 suhjugate him to
law and order"
Notifies A9uas Caiientes.
A similar telegram addressed 10 the
chief OF the conference was sent to
Aruas Galleries.
To Eulalio Gutierrez. provisional
resident OF Mexico, the following te1e-
gram was sent
Although we have been informed
that General villa has abandoned his
army and that he has retired, we know
it to be a fact that he Is still at the
head OF his troops at Aguas Calientes.
Everything depends upon YOU tn ar
range this completely. Order villa
with commission to leave this coun-
try. He has repeatedly announced that
he would obey the rulings of the con :
vent,on. so he should obey your
orders
We, at the same time. Will see that
General Carranza leaves the country.
because we think that all the condl
tions that Carranza proposes for MS
retirement will have been complied
with"
This petition. like those to Carransa,
and tho convention, IS signed by all
OF the generals. General Eruesto San
tos Coy. who supported the Aguas
Caiientes conference, has been deposed
from the command OF his battalion by
his own men, according to messages
received here today, General Coy is
now In Mexiio city.
Men Depo.c Disloyal General.
The notice to Coy that he was de-
posed was signed by every one OF the
1000 officers and men Of the battalion.
The notice stated that the sgners dis
regarded all orders issued by the Aguas
Calientes conference. and added
IF the generals are traitors the SOL
diers are loyal"
General Luis Gutierrez. brother of
Eu)alio Gutierrez, provisional president
of Mexico by the vAguas Galleries con
ference. 1t is claimed. is loyal to Car
rama General Luis Gutierrez Is CHIEF
Of arms of the city OF Saltiilo, and
his detection would have been Sc
rious blow to Carranza. That he has
declared In favor Of the first chief Is
the Information received by the local
carranziSta consulate in telegram
from Carranza. sent from Cordoba
The Richmond Virginian. (Richmond, Va.) 1910-1920, 1914-11-13


Aifluen and StHilupouen
TIE official statement indicates that
thss Russians AsFe reached the IRON
tier AZ poSen and Siiesia. There has
stesa tteatsna - the region OF kaliscy
tna Ne~,c hawa, on a line Of the outer
ieiense Of tho German provinces.
Progress Of the Russian armies in
saiicia is indicated by the announce
nenf that the Russian are attacking
In the Sanok region. hich indicat rs
that their westward advance ia Ga
iicia is now on a lire north 70 south
Of Rzeszow and Sanok, The siege a
prxempsl has frevT1- resum I'D. tins
RACES the advancing Russian force
in Galicia as ABOUT seventg five miles
east of Cracow. while Russian army
approaching in Poland. from the Wis
tuia, is reported Ia be within twenty
or twenty-five miles % the city. and
IA attacking the outer defensts.
OHiciai Report.
The text oi the Official announce e
gnent was as follows:
al engagement has developed
along the front II StaIiuponen. krug-
Hnnen and 1nt region ~ Soldau. our
troops have occupied Johannesburg
There has been iighling of second
sre importing !n the districts of
tSaIsscx and NN@9r hawt. where the
enemy advance guards were endeav-
oring to make hsadway.
''in the rarpataiaus. the Austrian
rear guards Who we're in position on
the fords ~ the Upper Save IN the
ssanok region. we're attacked br our
troops
1t IS ported from Rotterdam that
large masses Of German cavalry are
being transferred from he western
The Richmond Virginian. (Richmond, Va.) 1910-1920, 1914-11-13
CARRANZA MOVES HIS
Cf.PITAI4 TO CORDOBA

Washinglon, Nov. i2.--Carranza
,ses Transferred his government from
Mexico City to Cordoba. in the state
81. Vera cruz, according to official
advices received here ate today.
News OF this movement by Car
rama caused much perplexity among
officials here, 1t Is not understood
Why Carranza should make this move.
While he personally has been at Cor
doha for several days. the government
hitherto has remained al Mexico City,
Now, however. all officers and
archives Of the government are in
Nnfs'oba with the provisional presi-
dent.
" hile Cordoba Is In the mountains.
and an easily defended city. 1t has not
been regarded as any more advantage
Gus a position in this respect than
Mexico City. The statement Ii maze
that CarranxA ccntemplates only q
The Richmond Virginian. (Richmond, Va.) 1910-1920, 1914-11-13
MANY PASS FIRE BOARD
EXiMIN ITIOS; NOW ON LIST

The following men recently passed
an examination and were Yesterday
placed on the eligible list by the Board
Of Fire Commissioners
Frank Hart. ioS North Thirty-fourth
Street; T. IL. johnson, i2S South Lin
den, G. I'll. Rueger. 20 South Davis Az
cnue: Warren *. Robinson. Ginter
Park fire department; w. y. Kent,
22t6 West Beverly Street, A. J.. Lums-
den 3o5 West Marshall, X, NJ. Ford.
a2l North Twenty seventh Street: c. T.
stone 221 West TAYLOR; George
II. Snhultzo, 700 Denny. Paul Satko,
Jr. 2206 East NJ Samuel Pinchefsky,
2216 East Main: t. l. pimue, lT1S
Nenable street
The eligible list now numbers sixty
seven
The Richmond Virginian. (Richmond, Va.) 1910-1920, 1914-11-13

Paris. NOV. II The oriCial com
sngriqge issued at 1885 tonight sa W.:
Son the norm NE enemy .ried 20
cross the river from .DixmU5e by 4
night attack on al. our positions lie
Mas tepulSed We have taken the Of
feaaiye again against the enemy who
RAD crossed the User, and we have
Thrown him BACK at every point TX.
sept al one Place: whore ne stu ur-
rslpsts two or three hundred metres
\ Dn the left bank
Al the center we have gained some
4rOnnd / nthe region Of Tracy lie Val.
m0ftheaN Of the forest Of Iaigie
In the Argorue very serioas at.
Isfacks OF the Germans have resulted
\ H. nothing
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tt"tt} t'+ i''sf 3 ltNt y @n'
Gsiicis aaa e. protest tho.r o0a ape
rroaches TIC >Hesis rskc5 tine 1eul-
nants Of thc.l abs forces .f ;te War
saw cafrreiar. erl go destroyed what
ever hope ,he Aaet,isns may have ha9
af recovering lost ground. or even If
effectively defending the san uncoa.
auered area in Galicia.
"At the same Time the Cermara
greatly weakened their defensive forca.
for the total German ard Austrisr
losses during he brief Polish campel4 Ian
probahly amount go TOO 00a. and have
cleared the ground Yer the Russian
advance
There were fresh reports IoHieht tuF ?
tsracow has been evacuated by the CIV
populate after nm effort vas made
TO persuade the German cammaudsrt
10 surrender The city rather ban sub.
feet II to q bumbarda7ert II is e"u-
fsdeatiy asserted in Petr,gtad shat che
Russians no@ haze siege cams comp.,r
able "a the fort destroyers sSed by the
ssnruaans and that theSa guns are 81;
reaaF pounding the outer works. There
IL q runeor that the Germans have
evacuated rzansiachoHa, 70 the north.
and that the German residents III
Southeast Siiesis are leaving the coun-
try III fear Of the tossacks.
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II. he declared himself for women sui.
frage.'
The discussion lastetd until almos;
time for the evening session TO begin
ut which DR.. Shaw gave her annua
address. IT was voted TO take up the
matter of the policy both as regards
the Shafroth amendment and r1e
blacklisting tomorrow morning. A.
that time. q vote ~ expected which
viii dean'tely fix the policy OF the
organization.
The Richmond Virginian. (Richmond, Va.) 1910-1920, 1914-11-13

Ehk enemy. and that the German at
'Aek acrcss the Yste Canal To ths
south ect Dixsnusie is prosJess'lE -ts
4r~Dors So SAVE that the Eerma27
haxe advanced On re region north
IA spres. and hava yantuTad Tos
French se'dIess fgn- CaSuar and f"ur
ssnachlne gurs
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WOULD RID MEXICO

Continued on Second Page,
The Richmond Virginian. (Richmond, Va.) 1910-1920, 1914-11-13
BEST CONVENTION

Continued from First Paee,)
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SUFFRAGE BY FORCE

Continued from FRS, Pase.
The Lexington intelligencer. [volume] (Lexington, Mo.) 1901-1949, 1914-09-04
POPE EXPRESSES HIMSELF.

Under the direction Of the Interna-
tional Catholic League Against Alco-
holism, 200 leading Catholics, repre-
se2ting various total abstinence So
cieties throughout the world, recently
journeyed to Rome to ask the bless
ing of the pope on their work for tenn
perance. Pope Plus assured them,
through Cardinal Merry Del Val, of
his approval and sympathy. How
useful 1t u.s." he said, Ito show the
scourge of alcoholism in It's economic,
moral and physical effects, putting it
in correlation with the decay of indi.
viduals, whose health, intelligence,
conscience and liberty It ruins; with
the ruin Of families, in whose bosom
It ~engenders confusion and disorder;
with the ruin of society, whose great
est interests 1t menaces! And among
social endeavors there are non more
urgent" He especially expressed the
desire that "the clergy everywhere
take part in this work Of education
and Of social preservation. by teach.
ing and by example, in the very heart
Of the strife against an evil which
sows so much %opprobrium among the
faithful, especially In certain coun-
tries"
The Lexington intelligencer. [volume] (Lexington, Mo.) 1901-1949, 1914-09-04
BETTER BUSINESS.

Regarding the manner in which
temperance affects the money prob
lem, two men doing business In a
dry town are quoted by the Ottumwa
(Ia.) Courier. One. a banker, assert
ed that deposits showed a steady In
crease which could be attributed only
to the closing Of saloons. He said
also that merchants we're finding 1t
much easier to collect bills under a
dry regime. The other, a manufac-
turer, states that the checks with
which the shops employees were paid
now came back Endorsed by grocers,
butchers, clothing stores and other
dealers in life's necessities, instead Of
by saloonkeepers. Experience had
taught him, he said, that men spent
much or most Of their money where
they cashed their checks.
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Corder News.

L. P. Kramer and E. See visit
ed in Higginsville Sunday.
Misses Leah and Esther Frerk-
ing, Esther Gusendorf and Clara
D~eterding; Messrs. Ernest
Kuddes and Martin Defending
attended the circus in Marshall
Tuesday.
Miss Ada Medley of Odessa
is visiting her grandmother Mrs.
j, c. Perry here this week,
Miss Lena Kidd left for Ok
lahOma Monday, where she will
teach school.
VIM. Osa and wife left for a
visit in Sweet Springs Tuesday.
Houston Edwards and family
went to Odessa Tuesday.
Miss Emma Kidd was a west
bound passenger Tuesday.
Mrs. j. w. Hall and Miss
Maude Perry of Kansas City are
guests at the X. P. Kramer home
this week.
K. P. Kramer was a business
visitor in Odessa Thursday and
in Kansas City Monday.
Mrs. F. Schulz was a visitor in
Alma Wednesday.
Misses Mabel Hefter and Lena
Kidd were in Higginsville Fri
day.
Miss Eugenia Roberts went to
Mt. Leonard Wednesday for a
visit.
L. P. Kramer was a business
visitor in Alma Saturday.
Miss Bennings Of Mayview
visited Mrs. F. Corder here this
week.
F. Nicholson, wife and baby
of Mayhem were here Thursday.
Miss Lorine Leise went to
Higginsville Tuesday.
R. A. Frerking and Gilbert
Kleinschmidt were Higginsvillt
visitors Monday.
The Lexington intelligencer. [volume] (Lexington, Mo.) 1901-1949, 1914-09-04
ARE TWO ORDERS OF GENIUS
Or. Stanton Colt Of London Does Not
Place Bernard Shaw In the
First Rank.

1t is astonishing, said DR.. STAN
ton Colt of London during his latest
stay in Boston, how the people Of
continental Europe admire George
Bernard Shaw. He is the only Eng
fish writer since Lord Byron who has
made any impression on them. His
wit is appreciated in Paris and Ber-
lin, even though it loses much in
translation.
There are two orders of genius,
said Doctor Colt, and in the first or
der he placed those who saw and felt
the ultimate needs of the people, like
Lincoln and Lord Bacon. The Sec
ond order includes such men as Shaw
and those journalists who are sensi-
tive to the immediate needs of the
people.
Shaw is typical of our day the
world over. There is nothing of the
expert about him; yet the deeper
meaning Of our age is that it is an
age Of specialists. never could do
what most Of you Americans do-get
your literature from weekly and
monthly magazines. l want to be in
the company Of master minds of lit
erature like Plato, Aristotle, Dante,
Kant. These are the great minds
Of the world-then men of the first
order, You never go to Shaw for
anything of the first order, and if
you do you don't feel that you are
in touch with a mar of the first
order.
The Lexington intelligencer. [volume] (Lexington, Mo.) 1901-1949, 1914-09-04
Conducted by the National Woman's
Christian Temperance Union)
A LIQUOR EXHIBIT.

- ENHlbll.
Neither the liquor industry nor its
partner, the government, nor the peo-
pie, who by their votes support and
protect the traffic, ever ask for space
In which to exploit its products at
state or national or international ex-
positions. The saloon has no window
display Of it's workmanship and no
inspection of its processes is invited.
On the contrary, wherever permitted,
It puts up screen in an endeavor to
hide its work and the manner of it
from the public eye.
Apropos Of this point is the follow
ing story told of the noted reformer,
John B. Cough:
AS Mr.. Cough FASTENED along the
street of a great English city he
found a drunken man lying on the
sidewalk outside a saloon door. Go
ing across the street he obtained a
piece Of paper and with a colored pen
Gil wrote on 1t the words, "SPECI-
MEN of the work done inside He
then pinned the paper to the drunken
mans coat and stood aside to watch
the effect produced on the passersby.
The attention of the saloon keeper
was attracted by the crowd, which
soon gathered, and when he observed
the of the interest, he angrily
asked: who did it?" which" asked
Mr.. Cough. IF you mean what is
on the paper, l did that. If you mean
the man, you did that. This morning
when he started for his work, he was
a sober man; when he went into your
saloon, he was a sober man; when
he came out he was like that, and he
is what you made him. If he is not q
specimen Of the work done inside
what is he?"
The Lexington intelligencer. [volume] (Lexington, Mo.) 1901-1949, 1914-09-04
What?

Did you buy hat suit of
clothes from a picture in a mag
azinei Of course you didn't.
You went to the tailor examined
the material, had your measure
ment taken and the clothes made
to fit.
Then why will you contract
for a home costing several hun
dred dollars without first gsttin
plans and specifications, so that
you know what you are getting
for your money in the way Of
material and arrangement.
Profit by our knowledge and
experience. We are here to
serve you.
Lexington Triumph Press Brick
Co., 9th and Main street.
The Lexington intelligencer. [volume] (Lexington, Mo.) 1901-1949, 1914-09-04
HAD TO THINK OF OTHERS
English Market Gardener Reminded
That the Law Is Supposed
to Protect All.

England, which has frequent
plaques Of wasps and an occasional
overproduction Of feas, has long
been supposed to be free from flies,
so that it was no special cruelty to
deprive horses of their tails, a use
less appendage, as there are not, as
in America, any flies to brush away.
A recent case in a London court
shows that when the fly has a chance
no such immunity prevails. j. Perry
Bland Of Sunbury-on-the-T Thames,
complained of "a plague Of flies"
against his neighbor, Stanton Yates,
an intensive gardener: The justice
said he was reluctant to interfere
with what appeared to be a profitable
industry, but that he must grant an
injunction restraining the defend
ant from stacking or depositing ma
nure so as to be a nuisance to the
plaintiff. Defendant testified that
he used about 1900 tons of manure
a year making beds for his intensive
gardening. From which it appears
that in England a man may not
carry on even a necessary and profit
able industry to the injury of his
neighbors.
The Lexington intelligencer. [volume] (Lexington, Mo.) 1901-1949, 1914-09-04
JOHN L ASHURST.

Ed Aull went to Kansas City
yesterday to spend the day on
business.
Capt. Ryland Todhunter went
to Independence yesterday to.
attend the jackson County Fair.
Mrs. William Aull, ST., went
to Kansas City yesterday for
a visit.
Miss Mary Marquis returned
Wednesday evening from a visit
in Odessa.
Mrs. Lutta Cooper returned to
her home in Pleasant Hill, Mo-,
Saturday after a visit here
with Mrs. w. r. VanAnglen.
The Lexington intelligencer. [volume] (Lexington, Mo.) 1901-1949, 1914-09-04
Waverly Notes.

Miss Frances Young Of Lex
ington is the guest Of Miss
Lutte Gordon this week.
Herbert Book of Wichita,
HANS, is visiting friends and
relatives here this week.
Mrs. Alice Leach of Kansas
City visited friends here last
week.
VIM. Maness of Sedalia was
in town Friday.
N. j. Gordon was a Lexington
visitor Tuesday.
Mrs. Geo. Brady and children
went to Kansas City Friday to
visit relatives.
Miss Lillian Thomas of Boon
vile is visiting friends here this
week.
Mrs. Fannie Walton of Kansas
City arrived Tuesday to visit
her daughter, Mrs. Warren
Groves.
Bowman Zeysing and family Of
Boonville are visiting Chas,
Zeysing and family.
Mrs. Chas. Petite and daughter
Miss Edna visited relatives at
Lexington from Friday until
Monday.
Mrs. Kate Weber returned
Friday from an extended visit
in Marshall with her daughter,
Mrs. VIM. Oster.
Miss Roberta Landrum return
ed Saturday from Higginsyille,
where she visited friends several
days.
Mr.. and Mrs. Ben Downey and
little son, Ralph, left Friday for
their home in Weir, Kansas, afte.
a short visit with A. H. Ledford
end family.
Miss Mary Lillian Atkeison Of
Lexington was the guest Of Miss
Florence Cauthorne several days
fast week.
VIII Miller and son of Den
yer, Colorado, are visiting rela-
ltives and friends here this week.
Mrs. Priscilla Baer returned
home Saturday from Eureka.
Kansas, where she has been Wis.
lifting her son, Will, for several
months.
Miss Hattie Hurlbwrt and V.
Is. Dean attended the fair at
Marshall one day last week,
Mrs. Dennis Hudson and
children went to Marshall Las
Tuesday to attend the show.
Sam Harris returned to hi
The Lexington intelligencer. [volume] (Lexington, Mo.) 1901-1949, 1914-09-04
home in Alabama after a short
visit with friends.
Real Estate Transfers.

Deeds filed in the Recorders
office at Lexington, Mo-, week
ending Saturday, Aug. 80, 1911.
Compiled by Lafayette County
Abstract Company, Lexington,
Missouri. Ike H. Noyes, Mana
ger. Abstracts and Loans.
John H. Roberts ct al to o.
lie H. Roberts W. D. $2,233.33, S
E a Sc "A 25-49-27.
John A. Lockhart to VIM. F.
Lineback W. D. $4,000, part lot
II, Suburban addition to Well
ington. -t.
j.. H. G. Wippermann and A
melia, his wife, to George j.
Gramer W. D. $4,000, E p Sc a
32-51-28, except ~ acres.
Ernest Sipe and Bessie, his
wife, to Willard r. McClelland,
W. D. $2,5OO.OO, lot l, block 46,
First addition to Lexington.
Tilton David, Jr., and wife,
to James Hursman, ST., w. D.
$4,000, p acres a part of NE
"A NV "A 19-51-25.
John S. Galloway by Admr., to
Glovenia Slusher Admr. D.. ST.
10000, rs interest in lots l and
2, block 81, first addition to
st. Thomas, now Waverly.
Della Gallagher to Ann
Quarrels Aull W. D. $504.O0,
lot 2, block IA, POmeroy, Houx
& Graham's addition to Licking
ton.
James B. Graham and wife to
Elizabeth F. Simms W. D. $500,
lots l, 2, 8, 4, 5, 6, Z and s,
block 10, Town of Chapel Hill.
James F. Larkin, single, to the
Lanning-H arris- Coal & Grain
Co., W. D. 800, 1.O2 acres a
part of Sc a 14-50-2S.
Herman L. Wehrman and wife
to Rufus Ketner W. D. $19,O00.0
w p Sc "A and NE "A 2S-51-25,
part S a 2S-51-25, cont. l56 A
Rufus F. Ketner to Abbie
Ketner W. D. i, 1000, % interes
an % A. off S end E p NV u
%, and 4 acres in SW "a NE "A,
22-51-25.
Sam NJ. Kroeek and Bette N.
his vito, to John T. Landlord
W. D. $3,9O2.6O, 1896 acres par
NE a 24-5O-27.
M
The Lexington intelligencer. [volume] (Lexington, Mo.) 1901-1949, 1914-09-04
A STUBBORN L

"The dentist who pulled my tooth
hurt me so l believe he had some
thing against me-"
you're right. He did have some
thing against you"
"What was it?"
His kneo."-Baltimore Sun.
The Lexington intelligencer. [volume] (Lexington, Mo.) 1901-1949, 1914-09-04
ARMY cANrEEN In eERMANY

Word comes that commanders Of
four German army corps have issued
instructions doing away with orders
requiring soldiers to drink beer on
holidays. Heretofore the soldiers have
received checks on holidays good for
beer. In future the checks will be
good for coffee and soft drinks. The
commander at Strasburg. General
Won Der Imling. has ordered that the
price Of no~n-alcoholic drinks at can
teens shall not exceed the price OF
beer. At maneuvers neither wine nor
beer are to be dispensed at outpost
bivouacs. This doubtless is the begin
ming Of the end Of the army canteen
In Germany.
The Lexington intelligencer. [volume] (Lexington, Mo.) 1901-1949, 1914-09-04

People that keep bOarders are
supposed to pay city licenses,
but some people have boarders
and don't know it. But if you
viii look in your trunk or ward
robe more than likely you will
find the moth are stopping VITA
you and it viii cost you the
price of new winter clothing.
Call phone 676. We will keep
your winter clothing until you
are ready for them. Call 676.
WilcOxon Cleaning and Dyeing
Shop,
The Lexington intelligencer. [volume] (Lexington, Mo.) 1901-1949, 1914-09-04
THE REASON THEREFOR.

Friend Tin London art gallery
So they skied your picture, old top :
Painter-Fortunatelyl They evi.
IDENTIFY recognized its value and hung
it beyond the reach of the slashing
militants, y'know Puck.
The Lexington intelligencer. [volume] (Lexington, Mo.) 1901-1949, 1914-09-04
EAST BOUND.
We Certainly Do Love Work.

We are prepared to do better
work and more of it than ever.
Why half mix your concrete the
old wayi Let us mix your con-
crete the up-tO-date way. We
have the best mixer on the mar
ket. Your concrete does not
cost you as much as it did the
old way. Yet it is a hundred
per cent better, because when
We mix it, IT'S MIXED. That's
all.
The Lexington intelligencer. [volume] (Lexington, Mo.) 1901-1949, 1914-09-04
EIvE.MlLE ZONE.

For years the National Woman's
Christian Temperance union. through
It's department Of work among soldiers
and sailors, has urged legislation pro-
viding for a fve-mile dry zone around
naval training schools and stations. 1t
Is most gratifying to know that secre-
tary of the Navy Daniels strongly ad-
eocates such a Law in the state Of ILL.,
nois and in other parts Of the country.
The Lexington intelligencer. [volume] (Lexington, Mo.) 1901-1949, 1914-09-04
LosEs.

Considered solely from the stand
point Of dollars and cents, the com
munsty which tolerates saloons Is al
Ways the loser. This has been proved
dine and again.
The Lexington intelligencer. [volume] (Lexington, Mo.) 1901-1949, 1914-09-04
PUBLIC NUISANCE

A saloon is a nuisance. It's In
fuence for evil cannot be confined to
the building in which It is conducted
any more than can odors Of a slaugh-
ter house be confined to the block in
which It Is located.-William ].
Bryan.
The Lexington intelligencer. [volume] (Lexington, Mo.) 1901-1949, 1914-09-04
TRUE DEFINITION.

Fairfax-What kind Of a plant is
the Virginia creeper?
Harrison-It isn't a plant; it's a
railroad.-The Club Fellow.
The Lexington intelligencer. [volume] (Lexington, Mo.) 1901-1949, 1914-09-04
FOR REAL ENJOYMENT.

"Going to the theater again? Why.
you saw that piece only the other
night"
eyes, but not in my new frock."
The Lexington intelligencer. [volume] (Lexington, Mo.) 1901-1949, 1914-09-04
DUBIOUS.

as that ~dispensary dentist really
a society man."
a believe he figures to quite a
large extent in charity bawls."
The Lexington intelligencer. [volume] (Lexington, Mo.) 1901-1949, 1914-09-04
THE PROPER PLACE.

where shall we put this pugilist's
cut on the pager
"By all means make it an upper
cut"