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The Catholic bulletin. [volume] (St. Paul, Minn.) 1911-1995, 1914-08-22
THE IRISH SITUATION.

When this country was fight
ing for national existence, Graf
TAM Volunteers arose in Ireland.
An Irish statesman Of that day
said: England has sown her
laws as dragons teeth; they have
sprung up as armed men," A
somewhat different tale is to be
told today. John MacNeill, found
er of the Gaelic League, sowed
the seed Of national culture, and
the National Volunteers are the
result. Grattan, in a moment of
weak sentiment, was persuaded to
trust England and to disband the
Volunteers of his day; the hor-
rors of '98 and '47 and the Union
were his reward. The men of to-
day trust in God and their own
good right arms alone. They will
make Ireland free and they will
defend Ireland's freedom against
every foreign invader, be he Eng
lish, japanese or German.
The founder of the Gaelic
League is also the founder of the
Volunteer movement. His marvel
lous success is evidence of his
insight into Ireland s soul. And
speaking about this new move
ment he has given the explana-
ton of it's aims which is to be
found in the preceding paragraph.
And it will be found that all Irish
men are in substantial agreement
with him.
England is not the mother coun-
try Of Irishmen. Ireland is no
mere iH-treated English colony.
Ireland is a nation. Ireland wants
no flag to float over her except
her own. It is true that England s
cunning policy of eight hundred
years has not failed to produce
men who, born in Ireland, call
themselves English and are more
English than the English them
selves. In Ireland this dwindling
foreign garrison bear the most dis
honoring stigma which the Gaelic
language affords; they are called
"Shoneens. Their willingness to
SANDER their native land won for
them from Augustine Birrell, the
elegant literary statesman, who
ruled Ireland till the other day,
the name of "Carrion Crows. I"
This country is not wholly with
out similar degenerates. An
American writer, who has no I'M
friendly feelings towards Eng
land, speaks of those despicable
ours of American birth, who may
be heard from time to time yelp-
ing at their country in foreign
clubs and the smoking-room of
transatlantic steamers, and who
are thrilled with delight down to
the very depths of their infnites-
imal little souls when some fatu-
Gus foreigner tells them that he
really would never have taken
them to be Americans. ]" (H. T.
Peck, "The Personal Equation, "
D. 22O.) There are few Shoneens
in Ireland now. There are men
who do not object toebe called
Britishers, who remember that
the wild fellows of the Connacht
Rangers and the Dublin Fusiliers
saved South Africa for the Brit
ish Empire, and who have their
eye on the British navy as a pro-
lection for Ireland till she has a
navy of her own. But the Colonel
of the Connacht Rangers is also
a commander in the National Vol
unteers; and Colonel Moore has
many comrade Volunteers among
the best and brayest men in the
British army. The Dublin Volun-
teers use a Nation once Again 4
The Catholic bulletin. [volume] (St. Paul, Minn.) 1911-1995, 1914-08-22
SATURDAY, AUGUST %, 1914.

1t is stated that Italy has can
celled her promise to participate
In the Panama-Pacifc Exposition
to be held at San Francisco in
1915, on account of the European
war. If this is true, it will prob
ably rid this country of the in
cubus of ex-Mayor Nathan as
ltaly's representative at the Ex-
position.
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Somewhere, sometime, all good work
will avail. Beecher,
Aberdeen herald. [volume] (Aberdeen, Chehalis County, W.T.) 1886-1917, 1914-09-25
luxurious PROFIT.

In 1850 the proportion Of the
annual wealth created In the
country BY the joint efforts Of
labor and capital was one-fOurth
to labor and three-fourths to
capital. Sixty years later the
proportion had changed to less
than one-fifth to labor and more
than four-fifths to capital. This
dlsproportion, to my mind, has
much to do with our present dis
content.
Usurious interest Is no more.
but usurious profit has taken its
place. The young man in as
Stunning leadership must create
a public opinion and develop a
moral sentiment against usurious
profit
dare the prediction that the
railroads Of the country would
welcome a permanent 5 or 8 per
cent accumulative profit In ex-
change for their greater profit
and the doubt. risk and abuse
which come with 1t.
The doctrine OF state rights
IL seldom heralded save In oppo-
sition to needed reforms. The
doctrine Of state rights must
be supplemented BY the doctrine
Of state duties II state rights
are to be preserved the young
men Of tomorrow must take up
the cry Of state duties.
The old order Of education has
changed. 1t furnished a philoso-
ply and taught man that happi-
ness was not in his material sur.
roundings. in position or power.
hut in his own purposes and con.
duct. The humanlties have been
forgotten In the rush for sue
ceSs.-Vice President Thomas II.
Marshall.
Aberdeen herald. [volume] (Aberdeen, Chehalis County, W.T.) 1886-1917, 1914-09-25
Axis Of the Earth.

The axis at the earth never has been
nor will II ever tie in line with what
We cali the north star The aXi>
-yrates precisely Us does the axis OF
rotation Of peg top. also II gyrUScOIe.
once in 25.S1S years. describing Il circle
II degrees in diameter. But this
grand motion that no human could ex-
plain until the master Of humans
Newton rose and explained has abso-
iutely nothing to do with changes OF
SEASONS here OH earth. Changes Of the
terrestrial seasons are caused by the
Inclination OF the earth's axis of rOta-
ion to the plane OF its orbit and to its
annual revolution around the SUM-
Jew York American.
Aberdeen herald. [volume] (Aberdeen, Chehalis County, W.T.) 1886-1917, 1914-09-25
Wellinqton's 8revity.

The Duke Of Wellington wrote all
MIS- correspondence with his own hand
and reduced brrvity to n line art.
When a philanthrnpi>t begged nim to
present some petitions to the house "t
'OrdS on behalf OF the chimney sweeps
the duke wrote back MIR Stevens has
thought tit to leave some petitions III
ApSley House He will find them with
The porter
\ Miss Jenkins. who tried I" hrt
with him. received the following nntr
IN response to gushing epSte: Title
Duke ot Wellington presents his. com
piments to Miss }. She is quite mis-.
taken He has no lock of hair of hers
He never had one" London Specta-
Aberdeen herald. [volume] (Aberdeen, Chehalis County, W.T.) 1886-1917, 1914-09-25

In Morocco II Is customary for u
man to bury most Of his riches IN
place known oply to himself. This Gus
tom Is practiced by all MoOrs. for they
cannot trust their own family. whd
would murder them directly II 1t were
known where the money was. At the
death Of the head Of "a family In Mo-
rocco digging operations commence at
once. but seldom is the money discov'
cred There must he many fortunes
buried away In odd corners Of the
country An instance came under the
writer's notice III one Of the coast
towns During the demolition OF d
house considerable sum Of money
was found built into the wall.-London
Graphic
Aberdeen herald. [volume] (Aberdeen, Chehalis County, W.T.) 1886-1917, 1914-09-25
Condon's Strand,

The condition Of the Strand. Lon.
Ions famous thUrolghfare. was fire.
luent cause Of worry In the old days.
people Of Westminster complaining
that the footway was interrupted by
thickets and bushes and the road 80
had that the feet Of horse and man re-
,eived constant damage. 1t was not
until the time Of Henry VIII. that the
strand was paved In those days the
street had quite IN ecclesiastical char
,cter. nine bishops having town houses
there. The nObienien. we are told. lay
within the city for safety, but the
bishops used the wuter side because
they were 'sacred persons. whom no
nody would hurt London Mail.
Aberdeen herald. [volume] (Aberdeen, Chehalis County, W.T.) 1886-1917, 1914-09-25
Mo CausA For Worrx.

Mrs. Blank had secured II new hn'
most excellent cook. aud. having ",>
several equally good cooks through th'
subtle workings OF Cupid. she was "
little disturbed when she came arro>
her valued Amanda walking la til.
park with man. The next day sh.
said to Amanda:
u saw you walking In the park witr
gentleman yesterday aftern"'n
Amanda. ! hope he will not be takinl
you away from me some day
"La. ma am. don't you be Skrrrr,
none about that" replied man,im
In the first place he amt NO gentle
man. an IN the next place hes my
husband Don't you worry none
ma'an New York Post.
Aberdeen herald. [volume] (Aberdeen, Chehalis County, W.T.) 1886-1917, 1914-09-25
An ounce Of now" IL worth a pound
Of by and by"

An ounce Of NOW" is worth pound
Of by and by"
War is the most inexcusable thing
civilization does.
Better be the head Of mouse than
the tail of lion.
Anyway. no one can blame this war
Oh the United States.
An honest man is honest whether
anybody is booking OF not.
The easiest resolution to Shttpr is
that one not to tals 81 h.urn.
However the E>kimos and he rata.
contains still remain neutral.
The hes; WY to make sue of your
JOB is to sop feeling sure Of il.
Belgirm is the battlefield Of Europe
as Switzerland is its playground.
After all. the balance of power sim
ply meauS the haaurr ut powder.
Nearly every successful man hnS had
q failure somewhere aion. he line.
There is no Si-n ". - cool lpSer'
visible yet in the European >tulation.
Most men would ."'t.lsr yet the short
end OF an ar"ulHtat tA"n kvri' quiet.
Entries to the race for the Nobel
peace prize viii he .e, ;ricted this wear.
This is the best country on earth, aft
err all. Ask any of the returned tour.
lists.
We appreciate most things more II
they are homemade. especially happi
Aberdeen herald. [volume] (Aberdeen, Chehalis County, W.T.) 1886-1917, 1914-09-25
LOVE-.

LOVE.
There Is nothing hOlier tn this
life of ours than the first con-
seriousness OF love, the first t1ut-
te,'ing of its silken wings.-LOng-
fellow.
Who ever loved that loved not
at first sight:-Mariowe.
If any one should importune
me to give reason why | loved
him | feel it could no otherwise
be expressed than by making
answer. because it was he. be-
cause it was l." There is be-
yOnd what l am able to say l
know not what inexplicable and
inevitable power that brought on
this union.-M Montague.
Love will make men dare to
die for their beloved-love alone
and women as well us men,
Plato.
The pleasure Of love is in low
ing. We are happier in the pas
sion we feel than in what we
-Rochefoucauld.
Aberdeen herald. [volume] (Aberdeen, Chehalis County, W.T.) 1886-1917, 1914-09-25
PAlD ADVERTISEMENT
6|zEY
~
%cIxT'

l hereby announce myself a candi.
aate for Representative for the 29th
District, subject to the expressed de-
s're OF tho voters at the general cleo
uons. November s. 1914.
DAN PEARSALL.
Aberdeen herald. [volume] (Aberdeen, Chehalis County, W.T.) 1886-1917, 1914-09-25

Delegates to the postponed peace
conference at Berne returned from Eu-
rope minus their baggage. That Is
one Of the most unkindest cuts Ut
the whole war.
Aberdeen herald. [volume] (Aberdeen, Chehalis County, W.T.) 1886-1917, 1914-09-25

Europeans in large numbers are
stranded in the United States-nn eSpe-
ciaily tine place for them to be strand
ed just ut this time.
Aberdeen herald. [volume] (Aberdeen, Chehalis County, W.T.) 1886-1917, 1914-09-25
Tommy Spoke.

MiniSter-lf any one present can
show cause why this couple should not
Income man and wife, let him speak
now Or forever hold his peace. Tommy
kin. mister. He thinks annty's only
twenty five. and she's forty
Aberdeen herald. [volume] (Aberdeen, Chehalis County, W.T.) 1886-1917, 1914-09-25

After one or two big naval battles In
Europe the American navy. without
the addition of Il single ship. will be
the strongest in the world.
Aberdeen herald. [volume] (Aberdeen, Chehalis County, W.T.) 1886-1917, 1914-09-25

Having tried and failed to keep the
peace with armament. perhaps the
world Will soon be ready to experiment
with disarmament
Aberdeen herald. [volume] (Aberdeen, Chehalis County, W.T.) 1886-1917, 1914-09-25

There are people in this country who
will postpone the payment of their
debts for a month. or even more. with
out any proclamation Of a moratorium.
Aberdeen herald. [volume] (Aberdeen, Chehalis County, W.T.) 1886-1917, 1914-09-25

The question Of how to collect a tax
20 that no one will notice 1t Is one Of
the oldest known to civilized man.
Aberdeen herald. [volume] (Aberdeen, Chehalis County, W.T.) 1886-1917, 1914-09-25

Changes in military uniforms
throughout the world show growing
inclination to protect the soldier in.
stead Of making him a target.
Aberdeen herald. [volume] (Aberdeen, Chehalis County, W.T.) 1886-1917, 1914-09-25

King Nprxes' fabulous million men
would now look like an underrecruited
militia regiment.
Aberdeen herald. [volume] (Aberdeen, Chehalis County, W.T.) 1886-1917, 1914-09-25

The difference between a luxury and
necessity II much the same as that
between character and reputation.
Aberdeen herald. [volume] (Aberdeen, Chehalis County, W.T.) 1886-1917, 1914-09-25

American embassies abroad are fast
becoming clearing houses OF universal
representation.
Aberdeen herald. [volume] (Aberdeen, Chehalis County, W.T.) 1886-1917, 1914-09-25

The most that foreign powers can
reasonably ask Of Uncle Sam is to re-
main neutral and raise crops.
Aberdeen herald. [volume] (Aberdeen, Chehalis County, W.T.) 1886-1917, 1914-09-25

And still the hope is entertained that
when it Is all over there will be enough
Of the earth left for the meek peace
makers to inherit.
Aberdeen herald. [volume] (Aberdeen, Chehalis County, W.T.) 1886-1917, 1914-09-25

The airship has added to the pt,s.
sibilities Of war. but the plain lighting
uien continue to bear the Drunt VI
battle.
Aberdeen herald. [volume] (Aberdeen, Chehalis County, W.T.) 1886-1917, 1914-09-25

One man with an ingrowing dispo-
sition Gun put the souls Of street
car full Of people out Of tune.
Aberdeen herald. [volume] (Aberdeen, Chehalis County, W.T.) 1886-1917, 1914-09-25

After few years Of married life a
man learns not to tell his wife twice
that the same woman ia good looking.
Aberdeen herald. [volume] (Aberdeen, Chehalis County, W.T.) 1886-1917, 1914-09-25

Maintaining great navies and stand
ing armies to insure peace doesn't
seem to have proved brilliant success
In the old world.
Aberdeen herald. [volume] (Aberdeen, Chehalis County, W.T.) 1886-1917, 1914-09-25

Despite the havoc that powder and
ball are producing. the girls still go to
! balls and powder their faces without
| fear of explosion.
Aberdeen herald. [volume] (Aberdeen, Chehalis County, W.T.) 1886-1917, 1914-09-25

4 martyr is man who got real sick
and is accused of having been drunk.
Aberdeen herald. [volume] (Aberdeen, Chehalis County, W.T.) 1886-1917, 1914-09-25

Some article Of some kind or anoth.
er Is reasonably sure to be named aft
er Liege.
Aberdeen herald. [volume] (Aberdeen, Chehalis County, W.T.) 1886-1917, 1914-09-25

There is a turning point in every
mans career-even if he isn't a crank.
Aberdeen herald. [volume] (Aberdeen, Chehalis County, W.T.) 1886-1917, 1914-09-25

If woman declines to tell her age
give her time. Time will tell.
Aberdeen herald. [volume] (Aberdeen, Chehalis County, W.T.) 1886-1917, 1914-09-25

Every nation would like to mediate
IL the other fellow would begin.
Aberdeen herald. [volume] (Aberdeen, Chehalis County, W.T.) 1886-1917, 1914-09-25

Mexican names gave pause enough.
But what Of Grkovich. Sarujevo and
IieSchnitZa:
Aberdeen herald. [volume] (Aberdeen, Chehalis County, W.T.) 1886-1917, 1914-09-25
Limited Experience.

"You didn't abuse that conductor the
way you usually do when he refused
to take your transfer"
mo Look mt the size Of him."-De-
troit Free Press.
Aberdeen herald. [volume] (Aberdeen, Chehalis County, W.T.) 1886-1917, 1914-09-25

It's wise plan not to take even
advice unless it belongs to you.
Aberdeen herald. [volume] (Aberdeen, Chehalis County, W.T.) 1886-1917, 1914-09-25

Some people are too dull to cut even
an undesirable acquaintance.
Aberdeen herald. [volume] (Aberdeen, Chehalis County, W.T.) 1886-1917, 1914-09-25

1t has been lucky year for those
who decided to "see America first
Aberdeen herald. [volume] (Aberdeen, Chehalis County, W.T.) 1886-1917, 1914-09-25

A five dollar bill in any husbands
vest pocket is cOntraband Of war.
Aberdeen herald. [volume] (Aberdeen, Chehalis County, W.T.) 1886-1917, 1914-09-25

Things don't turn up in this world
until somebody turns them up.
Aberdeen herald. [volume] (Aberdeen, Chehalis County, W.T.) 1886-1917, 1914-09-25

Our army worm is trifling pest be.
side the army worm Of Europe.
Aberdeen herald. [volume] (Aberdeen, Chehalis County, W.T.) 1886-1917, 1914-09-25

When tinttery meets vanity some
body is going to be fooled.
Aberdeen herald. [volume] (Aberdeen, Chehalis County, W.T.) 1886-1917, 1914-09-25

She who marrieS Il man because she
is sorry for him Is apt to be sorry for
herself later.
Aberdeen herald. [volume] (Aberdeen, Chehalis County, W.T.) 1886-1917, 1914-09-25

Modern battleshipS do not surrender
they either sinl, or fight.
Aberdeen herald. [volume] (Aberdeen, Chehalis County, W.T.) 1886-1917, 1914-09-25

II Father Noah lived today
And it began to rain
He would not build an ark he'd build
A hydroaeroplane.
San Francisco Chronicle.
Aberdeen herald. [volume] (Aberdeen, Chehalis County, W.T.) 1886-1917, 1914-09-25

The eternal fitness of things seems
to be IL compound OF all immense num-
her of insists.
Aberdeen herald. [volume] (Aberdeen, Chehalis County, W.T.) 1886-1917, 1914-09-25
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Aberdeen herald. [volume] (Aberdeen, Chehalis County, W.T.) 1886-1917, 1914-09-25

bles n futurist painting of house fall
ing downstairs.
Aberdeen herald. [volume] (Aberdeen, Chehalis County, W.T.) 1886-1917, 1914-09-25

There are two classes Of optimists-
the good natured dO.nothings and the
hard workers.
Aberdeen herald. [volume] (Aberdeen, Chehalis County, W.T.) 1886-1917, 1914-09-25
Pleased Her.

Jack proposed 10 NE in such an orig
inal way"
How dtar:"
He asked me II | would permit him
to add another engagement ring to my
collection fusion Transcript.
Limited Experience.
Betty What is the luckieSt day to
be born on: Jack Can't say. I've
only tried one London Standard.
Aberdeen herald. [volume] (Aberdeen, Chehalis County, W.T.) 1886-1917, 1914-09-25

Another Of the horrors Of war! The
yacht races for the Americas cup are
to be postponed.
Aberdeen herald. [volume] (Aberdeen, Chehalis County, W.T.) 1886-1917, 1914-09-25

Mexico. where people were fighting.
What became of it?
Newark evening star and Newark advertiser. [volume] (Newark, N.J.) 1909-1916, 1914-05-16

the sombrero; he had been at home
outside Of the window while Laura
and Reed arrived al their conclusion.
Instead of crashing through the
window and clutching at his rival S
throat he slipped into his wife's bed
room and put q small package in her
suitcase. then into the dining room,
where he placed on the table seVera'
articles These thoughtful deposit
tions caused the confounding OF
madams plans and reduced her 10 a
perfectly good wife, for when she
opened her suitcase there We're the
shoes of her dead baby.
On the table. when she started to
write the conventional note of fare
well, she found herself facing a
folded newspaper with q glazing ac-
count of a woman who had recently
left her husband committing suicide
by shooting herself, and under tha
paper her hands came unconsciously
into contact with The cold steel Of a
pistol She was SO completely I'M
nerved by this cumulative strategic
attack that when her husband. who
had been observing her through the
window, came into the room she fel
into his arms gratefully and repent
antly. Meanwhile Reed, growing i'm
patient at waiting so long, came UP
to the house, on the steps meeting
the husbands younger brother in the
sombrero.
Newark evening star and Newark advertiser. [volume] (Newark, N.J.) 1909-1916, 1914-05-16
1.-THE Secret Formula"
Kalem.


To John Williams, who had climbed
the ladder of success after a boost al
the beginning by an old friend. came
one day in his office the son of that
old friend, seeking work. Williams
| looked the boy over and found he
inspected we'll.
Il wonder If you would be willing
to take a Job as my chauffeur until
something better opens?" he queried
testingy.
The boy responded with an eager
assent, and was soon installed as the
family chauffeur. and was so intro
duced to Mrs. Williams and Alice, the
only daughter. To the great irrita-
ton of his wife, who was busily &C.
cupied climbing the social ladder,
Williamss friendliness to his new
man included granting him the privi-
lege of the library. Her conjugal re-
proaches having no effect. she pro-
ceeded herself to make the library
so unpleasant a place for the young
man that he did not care to avail
himself of his employers proffered
privilege.
Before this happened, however, he
had been able to abstract a photo
q oPli Vi A'liSo SailNCi W NuOlH IlG was
greatly attracted. and who had, to
her mothers exceeding chagrin, de-
veloped an acute fondness for auto
MODELLING. So frequently did Alice de-
sire to drive, or more accurately. to
be taken for a drive, that the other
mem bers of the family had scarcely
any opportunity to use the machine
Williams cheerfully hired a taxi
but Mrs. Williams fused and fumed
in feminine fashion at her husband,
at Alice and at the chauffeur. Mrs
VIII ans favored young Decatur, a
social light, engaged when not at
tending teas or max ng calls. in the
business of a manufacturing firm
competing with Williams.
The crisis in everybody's affairs
came one day when Mr.. VIII ans
was called out of town on bus ness.
He had discovered a secret formula
for fiber manufacturing which his
rival firm was anxious to get hold of,
and before h departure he gave this
formula to his wife to lock away in
her jewel box during his absence.
Before she had time to go up to her
room to put it away, young Decatur
was announced and she sat down and
chatted with him anx 'ously awaiting
for Alice to return from her morning
ride Alice had been gone some time,
anger'ng her mother by her absence.
IL her mother had been aware of