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The Sentinel=record., 1914-03-08
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tic Aboye.' Taken all in all there are four of the most satisfactory reels to be found anywhere, and you'll believe that when you see them Monday. Don't miss this chance
The Sentinel=record., 1914-03-08

Dr. R. A. Simpson. office ground floor Arkansas National Bank Build ing. 11-9-tf
The Sentinel=record., 1914-03-08

Sentnel-Record Want Ads Gets results.
The Sentinel=record., 1914-03-08
LYRIC THEATER.

The whole world is interested il
The Sentinel=record., 1914-03-08

DEVlLED CRABS AT THE EM. PIRE.
Scranton Wochenblatt. [volume] (Scranton, Pa.) 1865-1918, 1914-02-12
Eas Grs5I bel @eroauames sfranf.
beiten.

Sn Sorm elmer Ginuliion 1T bas
@rbDI bel Maeenbarmtrontbeiten Bel
8otarrbsn Der 2uftipsse unb Bel
SfrofuIoie peripenhet ipprben. Or.
Msbger in GrontFurt q. ~. bat
neuli9 bas Wlittei bel 8erbaaunss>
ft6runsen na6eepriift unb feline gu=
ten Mirtunsen beitGtist sefunben.
Mon fonnte iresen bes DIisen gbas
rotters bes prGparotes BON pornbers
elm annebmeu, bab es iid bel 0ers
ensunsen unb Sarmtraabeit ebenlu
gut peripenben laifen perbe trie
pflnnssn0le, anbersrIeits fonnis mon
borausisben, baB bic botterienfeinbs
lihe Wirtung bes petroleums feline
4npenbung BEL 9drunsssuItGnoen
angeseigt erf6einen. laHe. Sn ben
bon ibm bebanbslten Sdnen bon Wins
senleiben tpnnte Or. Mebssr 9uf=
b6ren bes @rbrsdens unb RodlaB
Der @dmersen beoba9ten. Sebr
eiinitiee Grfolee tpurben ferner bel
SarmtrSgbeit bepbadtet. 8ei trampfs
ortigsn 3pitinben bes Wnsens unb
BEL @erHsunsen bes Masens ipirtt
Der fsttnrtiss gsitanbteiI ols Gleit=
mittsI, pGbrenb bic edruussipibrisen
Gisenidaften bic 9ilbuna Orsanif9er
GGuren bintanbaIien. Sn man6en
SGlsn puroe ipdbrenb bes SebroufS
bes grbOles cine @sipiftsSunabme
feitseitellt.
Scranton Wochenblatt. [volume] (Scranton, Pa.) 1865-1918, 1914-02-12

-preffiert. Ssrr (anaebul.
Dig gum 9fngler, Der feline @erGtidafs
ten Suredtma9f: Sinh sic benn
nit Sbren @orbersitunsen INNER
nod nidt fertisa"
nrWarum frossn sic bonadg"
rSa, id babe nGmlid beute ni6t
biel 3eit unt id poIlie Sbs
men bod nod serne n Stiinb9en
5uI6au'n!@
Scranton Wochenblatt. [volume] (Scranton, Pa.) 1865-1918, 1914-02-12

3ipeierIei. auffai,
funs. mSrau Srobmeter Fat ba
geiast, iie poIIe ibten Monn lisber
bunsern Iaifsn, oIs OuB iie fir ibn
lode. 9os finbs ib unerb0rt."
rnllno i9 nenne oas pabre 2ie-
be.~
= Spibfinbis. girssrmei.
iter: Der @rtruntene mar nit einein
9uoeanSus betleibst = ba 1T bod
ni9t an5unebmen, bab ct ben Sob
frcipilIig sefudt butt"
poliaiit: nWer ipsib! @islleidt bat
er oas angenebme nit benz Riiblt.
den berbinben ipoIlsn!"
Scranton Wochenblatt. [volume] (Scranton, Pa.) 1865-1918, 1914-02-12

@aIant. Dame (naa Der
@oriteIluns pDn Websrs nObsrpn"):
~Die fOnnten Sic 70 beifimmt ipifr
fen, bab i9 beute i'm Sbeute, fein
pi!rbe2"
Ssrr: ~9tber i9 bite Sic. endoi'
ses Srdulein, tpenn Der @Ifsntonig
isinen Sofitaat I'm ii4 periammelt,
brrften bod Sic seipib nidt febs
Ienl"
Scranton Wochenblatt. [volume] (Scranton, Pa.) 1865-1918, 1914-02-12


iollsn ii9 Graasn beionoers in a9t
nebmen, i'm 8ertebr nit peibIihen
llntergebsnen Elm beionoers freuno>
ibdItli9es MeTen on ben Toe Su
legen. Ni9ts pernag nebr bic Qlus
toritGt au untersroben, aIs penn ole
@oreeiebte innerbalb oes 8etriebes
nit llntersebenen SreunoI9aften uns
terbdlt.
@s liest elm bsiBes 9sitrsbsn in
hem mooernen Mdo9en, iib berpor<
Sutun, Su 5eiserl mas es Su leiiten
fGbis 1T. Dieies Strsben. oieier @brs
sei5, oieies Drdnsen nah porpdrts
uno aufipGrts barf ni1t bur9 llns
seredtisteiten gelGbmt iperben. Sisr
0arf Spmpatbie uno 4ntipatbie tet=
nerlei &oIIeu fpielen. Sbns 9fiidii9t
auf f0nitise pbpiif4e Gigenibafien
baben BUR 8eurteilung muir Die 2eis
itunssn aIs MaBitab gu Oienen.
Sino oisie befonoers gut, 10 bat Be-
,f6roeruns uno 8eporaugung eben nur
ole 2eiitenbe au treffen.
Die Satfa9e. bas iid syruuen biel
Iieber BON Mdnnern als bon pers
ionsn bes eigeneu @ef9le9tss beieb>
len Iafsn, lift nidt gu Ieusnen. 9tber
iis miro in Dem 9ugenbIide aus Der
DeIt geidafft fein. in Dem es tpeib,
lide @orsefebte peritsben, bur9 elm
slei9mdbis freunolidss Weim ods
NiBtrauen, bas man gegen ibre Be
ieble bat, Su iiberipinben. @pm Mans
ne ldbt ii9 Ole 5rau piel eber Elm
bartss Wort eefalIen als bon Der
Srau. Oas Iieet in Der Nsubeit. bab
bic Srau iiberbaupt befieblt. Die
6rau Msiitefin Darf nit ibrsm pers
ionol familidr iein, Die 8uredupprs
itsberin aber nidt. 9lbsr Die Srau
Meiiterin barf nit ibrem psrfonal
audi grob fein, Die 8ureauporftebetin
absr nidt. Dem mGnnIi9sn @rbei>
ter 1T ss meiit nidt febr I9msrabafi.
ipenn er bon ber Srau Wieilterin
heruntergefanSelt ipir0. Dem mGnns
li6en 9(nseftelltsn miro es absr uners
trdgli4, penn er bon einerNlpsibli9en
@oreeIebten geriist tperoen ioll.
llnb oas ift Die fpiBisite &Iippe,
Die bon Der Srau in leitenosr Stsl>
lung gu umf6iffen lit. Den Ssrrs
i9er Mann gum bisuenben @Iiso gu
MAIDEN, obne Ole Moffen. pie Der
Srau als 9ef4le4tspsien gu 9e5ote
fteben, dnipenoen gu fGnnen uno gu
biirfen, 1T feline Iei6te 9tufgabe. llno
rod. mag aud Die 9lufsabs feline
Iei9te iein, iie lit gu Iofen NIT einis
gem suten Willen uno einem sroben
Mdbe bon 9eoulD.
Q(aerbings = iif Die @orseiebts
fdDft unO pirtt iie aIs Weib auf ben
Mann, bonn bat iie feline untergebes
ner. Damn bat iie Stlopen = Iebr
balb aber aud @iinitlinae uno leifer>
iiihti9e SaFer. Rur sana ausnabmss
peiie ipirb iid oa auf bic 0ouet
Die autoritGt aufrs9tetbaItsn IdFen.
uno Dos san5s 9sbsimnis, fir @iin.
i6e elm seneigtss DIR su finoen. Iisst
in Der 9iebensipiirbisseit uno audi IN
Der 2trt. ben 8efs5I sben in Gorm
zines @uni9es su tIeiOen, fir Gle
Grfiillung bes Wunfdes aber 9ant
nnb qnerfennung gu baben.
Sc Iisst nur an Ger Trau. bos
@prurteil, bas sssen iie als @or9es
feBte beitebt, gu beiiegen uno au 5eis
gen. bub bic &unit bes YsfebIens
nidt elm rein mdnnlihes prGrogotip
1T. @oruusIebuns 1T uber oub ses
rabe bic Srou aIs @orssieBte ibre
beiien peibliden Gisenidcften eilts
pideln lam. oils Wiuiter bsritebt iie
ben &inoern gu befsblen; js mear
Miittsrli9teit Die Srdu 3eist, oeitr
beHer wiro lie iid au3 ais @orges
feBte eisnen.
Scranton Wochenblatt. [volume] (Scranton, Pa.) 1865-1918, 1914-02-12
: Gin @prfdrna aur g il.

= Gin @prfdIagsur g liz
te. Batter Tim Wtrtsbaus); - =
Sir ben Sunsen eeben g nur a
balbe Mabr
Der tleine @epp (protefiereno)
nS9 mill q sanae, @ater!"
S4entfeIlner (sutmiitis): .2aI-
fen Sie'n idon a ganse trinten
ih fann ia a bifeI i9Ie9t eini9sn'
len IaFen!~
Scranton Wochenblatt. [volume] (Scranton, Pa.) 1865-1918, 1914-02-12

Rad uno mad. @ait:
nSerr @irt, eben entbede i9. bab itl
mein portemonnaie Su suufe Iisgen
-lieb; babe id firm paar 9las Bier
Srebit BET Sbnen2"
Dirt: pGeIbitperitdnoli9!"
@ait: Limb firm absnbbrot9"
Wirt; n9tud bas!~
Soit: s3isarren babe i9 aud ni4t
Bel mir!"
Wiri; Die foIIen sic ebenfuIIs
baben!"
@ait (sosernb): IN saIer piirben
Sic mir pobI nidt pumpen, Serr
@irt2"
Scranton Wochenblatt. [volume] (Scranton, Pa.) 1865-1918, 1914-02-12
Misntrhnshtit s

= 0isntrbosbeit. 9iener
Tim 9ttelier gum 9eiuder): aSier bas
neueite Bib meinss Serrn: 2dnos
I9aft BEL bebsdien SimmeI oben,
bas 1T Der 6immel!"
= 8ef9eibener Ginipano D.
ar3t: - = SnsbeipnOere miiheR
sic iib einitpsilen Dor isosr geiiti'
gen 9lnitrensung bitten, oas piele
Dsnten betommt Sbnen ni9t!"
Siingling Gdiidtsrn): r0arf i4
aud ni9t on msiae Sraut bsnlsn9"
Scranton Wochenblatt. [volume] (Scranton, Pa.) 1865-1918, 1914-02-12
AeImfehr.
gon @nitab s6arer.

Bon @nitab S6iiTer.
limb ipieber bin idj ipanberipeit.
2sie ordmt bas frembe 2unbl
limb 6nlte Nun in SeinfebrIeio
Sic Slii9eI allsgeipanrt.
8as 1T bes @o9efS raIder Slug,
Ser i6neIlite Slid i'm Mcerl
Sbr reijt mir 6oh nidlt raid senug, =.
Sd reiie raider berl
giit Seimfebr fdnst meiu 8anSeru ar
Uiit Sieiem eineu 8ort
&amit i'd ipieberfommen fam,
Geb i'd bon Sauie fortl
Scranton Wochenblatt. [volume] (Scranton, Pa.) 1865-1918, 1914-02-12
IS beipabre!"

= Spetulatip. Batter Der
9raut (osr in 8ssleituns Der sansen
Samilie gum eriien Wlal nit benz
8rGutisnm Elm Reitourant teIu9t
baD: ~Su. 9llte. mir polIsn isBt nod
RAID mi. unIsrm 5utiinftisen S9pies
geriobn ouf n0u uno Su" trinten
:. piellei9t bsSabIt er bann bic sonl
&c 3ede!"
Scranton Wochenblatt. [volume] (Scranton, Pa.) 1865-1918, 1914-02-12
: @sfabrIidsr 0iaGst1:

= @.fdbrIider 0taTett
@riter @ait: .asllner. sic baben
mid, fdsint's, ptrsefen nit .msinem
Soienbratsn!" 3peiter @aft (S9pas
be): .Mi' uu'!"
= Snipiration. mas
Sic fabren &aruFell94 nSa, milf
fen sic, bann perb' i'd f6pinoli1
uno % lries' i'd INNER bic beIten fua
turiitifden ginfdIIs!"
Scranton Wochenblatt. [volume] (Scranton, Pa.) 1865-1918, 1914-02-12

RpIporteur: r@iirben sic
rienei4t auf elm berrli9es @ert
abonnieren9"
9err: sd leH ni9t germ
&oIporteur: ~qlbsr Die ain>
oer!"
Ssrr; .Sab' feline = Aur einsn
Sunb."
&oGporteur: rWiinI9sn sic
bann pislIei9t etpas gum Ra4psrs
fsn21
Scranton Wochenblatt. [volume] (Scranton, Pa.) 1865-1918, 1914-02-12

@erbd4tis. Bauer: .Das
mcinit %. 8drenipirt, ob's ni9t
i9IiebIi9 Der SdloFeriepp seipsIeu
1T, Der mir bor pier @o9en msin
Sdtpein seitobIen bat9~
.rWie fommit y grab auf beng"
"Sd. es mar oisien 9tbeno bonn
8uritmaden Die Rsbs, unb oa bat ct
bait 10 faeberitdnbis mitseiproden!-
Scranton Wochenblatt. [volume] (Scranton, Pa.) 1865-1918, 1914-02-12

untsr 8adfifden. Bad
fii9 gum dnoerI; r@eitsrn bas
be lib oen erfsn Stu 6 setritst ..
hos 1T Dir 70 elm prideInoes Sefiihl
:. ols ipehn man in siner Shodte!
bpII Muliafer iGbs!"
- Gin GpiturGer. 81:
ry'un baten Sic iib aIio bod lpieber
perlobtg'
B.: n,5a; ipiFsn Sic, ss bs!cmmt
mir 10 gut. seIiebt gu perbsn!@
Scranton Wochenblatt. [volume] (Scranton, Pa.) 1865-1918, 1914-02-12

4 audfie. Jrsmbsr: .gitts.
ipobnt Bel Sbnen elm setpiifsr 6rib
Ufiillsr9A
@srmistsrin; ~Sa. Der tpObnt beI
mir!"
5rsm6sr: sd bdbe cine Re6nuns
fir ibn!"
@ermisterin deufssno): sd Isiber
ou9!"
Scranton Wochenblatt. [volume] (Scranton, Pa.) 1865-1918, 1914-02-12

-f@orfi9tis. Ser perfpd'
iste 8efu9er (su Den 9tnipeienben):
.Was sibt's benn; no 1T Der Suber'
bauer, Der uns gu oem @dniebrateu
einselaoen battes"
nn3um @rat! Dem 1T slsid eir
RnOdeIden i'm SuIie ffeden sebIie'
ben!~
Limb bic @ans9~
rn0ie bat er ritgenommen!""
Scranton Wochenblatt. [volume] (Scranton, Pa.) 1865-1918, 1914-02-12

.SoT i9 Did snbli9 mai ere
pifdt, 9u 2ump!"
nSis irren iia, sic irren iid. i'd
tin's ia gar niat!"
~Dabrbaftig, ieBt is er's MIDI n
NAL; nee, mas mid Der Wlenih fdon
gedrgert bat!"
The Topeka state journal. [volume] (Topeka, Kansas) 1892-1980, 1914-04-25

at least FIVE or six pounds, it Jest wore
her out to use it.
Hen he sneered and told Mrs. Lem
the trouble with sossiety wimmen like
her was that they were spleeny & laclka-
daisykal that real household work did
dent agree with em. Mrs. Lem told
Hen that the trouble with him was that
he diddent have no more brains in his
head than a summer squash to lay in
a stock of SIGH big heavy lummixy floor
mops as them, and if he diddent give
her money back to her at onct she'd
show him whether she could use .
floor mop or mott Then Hen give her
her money back and she swep outen the
store with snort of disgust. Them
who heard the conversation says that
they callkilate Mrs. Lem can hold her
own with Hen emmy time.
The Topeka state journal. [volume] (Topeka, Kansas) 1892-1980, 1914-04-25

Miss Almira Hobbs limped into
church last Sunday like as if she was
lame, and all during the service she
kept sighin & sighin, then she limpcd
home agin. Inquiry proved that Al
mira had on new pr of shoes, No.
skies, whereas her reglar size is Fights.
No wonder you 1imped & sighed, Al
mira-you must of sufferd awful agony.
Bud Hinckley, who amt quite right
in his head, ketched live mouse and
throwd it on Miss Amelia Tucker, our
raining sossiety queen, while Amelia
was walking down st tother day.
Amelia's yells could be heerd all over
Bingville. Bud thort it was a good
joke until Amelia ketched him and
cuffed his ears.
Miss Phoebe Hilderbrand, our fash
ionable dressmaker, who sung a solo in
church choir last Sunday, looked a
white as a COST & skeerd to deth whilst
she was singing, but she said she was
cent. What made Phoebe so white was
that she got leetlc mite too much
powder on, that was all.
Uncle Arioch Tucker bet Snide Pc
tersby the seegars down in Hen Wealth
ersby's store tother night that he
(Arioch) could lift hisself with his
bootstraps. Arioch busted both boot
straps & pulled so hard he's had q
stitch in his back ever sinst Arioch
set up the seegars to the boys, but he
says he would of done it if his boot
straps haddent busted.
Liman Peterson, while pruning fruit
trees last wk with pruning hook axi-
dentally pruned off the end of his fin
gers instid of limb. Lime was a good
cal surprised at this and says he don't
know how he could of made SIGH fool
mistake.
We believe these is about all of the
'Iokal Squibs" which we happen to
think of at this writing, 50 we there
fore won't write no more.
The Topeka state journal. [volume] (Topeka, Kansas) 1892-1980, 1914-04-25

cat in Bingville? If Il wants to
git his wife's name in the Bugle let
her do sonethink notorious for in
stants so wen hear about it. If
Il is waiting for US to apollygise
to him & speak LIST, he'll wait tur-
rible long time. AS for not paying
up his back Subscription that was
somethink we never expedited to
git outen IL anyhow being as he
don't newer pay emmy honest dett
If he can squirm outen it.
The Topeka state journal. [volume] (Topeka, Kansas) 1892-1980, 1914-04-25
Got Rid of It at Last

About a yr. ago Deacon Butterworth
while over to the. co. seat resolved in
change lead half doller piece and ever
sinst then the Deacon has been trying
to work off this counterfit half doller
on somebuddy else, but he has met with
very poor sucksess.
Somehow or other everybody who
has resolved the half doller found out
later it was notl1inl< but lead, and know
ing who they got it from they TUX it
back to the Deacon and told him If he
diddent give EN- a good half doller in
std they'd persecoot him to the fun
extent of the law. Half dollers amt
so plenty in Bingville but that when a
person happens by hook or crook to
git holt of one they know blamed well
where it come from.
The Deacon was almost in despair
at ever getting shet of the bad half
doller, when last Sunday at church he
was half asleep when the contribushion
plate was passed until Sim Hedges
nudged him in the ribs and the Dea-
con woke up still half a sleep & flus-
terd and blamed if he diddent drop the
lead half dol1er in the plate before he
realized what he had did, so he made
a grab to git it out agin, but Ezra
Wilkins, who carried the plate, jerked
il away, tfinlkin that the Deacon per-
tending to take back change would git
outen the plate on purpose more'n he
put in, which has been did before now
In the Bingvi1le church.
As result the half doller will be
devoted to helping along good cause
(perviding it amt deteckted) and the
Deacon has lost chanst of ever get
ting his money back ON it
The Topeka state journal. [volume] (Topeka, Kansas) 1892-1980, 1914-04-25
Country Correspondence
CALAMITTY CORNERS

CALAMITY CORNERS
Mrs. Gale Hooker had hen to come
often the nest last wk with Is chicks
but the poor hen is so weak she can,
skeercely stand on her legs. Mrs. Hook
er thinks the hen sprained herself try
ing to cover too menny eggs to onct
Well, why did she give the hen SIGH .
big setting, we ask?
Several cows has come in fresh in
our midst lately, having presented their
various owners with fine calls in each
instance
Ezekiel Snodgrass finished up the
last ct. of hard cider in his bari one
day last wk, then he set out on the
front PLAYER singin coarse, vulga,
songs and hollering at passersby. there.
by maxim hisself ridicklus in the ewes
of his nabers. There was a good ea]
of talk about it. After Ez got soberd
up and lernt how he had conducktet
hisself he was very humble and ashamed
of hisself.
Jake Holmes says he has suspishon.
that his blood is outen order, being 4.
he has had II boils & 2 more coming
Jake says he calkilates he'll haft to dc
somethink about it.
Hannah Ormsby had a hen who wa.
bent on setting, but Hannah didn't wan,
her to set, so she dressed the hen of
and had her for dinner last SUNDAY
Hannah says she guesses this will pu
a stop to that hen hankering to set.
PRO BONO PUBLICO.
The Topeka state journal. [volume] (Topeka, Kansas) 1892-1980, 1914-04-25
Pertynent Personals

Hodge Peters tells NJ that he don't
sleep well of nights. We amt a mite
surprised at this. We don't see how a
person who owes US six yrs on back
subscripshion to the Bugle can sleep
for their Constituents pricl<in EN- all night
long, and we hope other folks here
abouts will be KEEP awake from the same
cause until they call at this offs and
settle up.
Sample copies of the Bugle S cts. "a.
These sample copies is fine to wrap up
things in or to spread on kitchen shells
or to read as modern. litterchoor.
Sim Wilkins, who lives next door to
us, has been giving his premises a gen.
eral cleaning up recent. Sim had bon
flre going for two days burning mp old
rubbish. leaves, e cettefy, and the
smoke come acrost and caused rs & our
wife to nearly snecze our fool heads
off. We will be glad when Sim Rets
through with his smoke maxim.
Eph Higgins, our accommodatina
p. NJ, opened letter to Anne Hillyer
BY mistake last wk The letter was .
dun to Anne from . man over 10 the
co. seat who he had borrowed money
from Anne says it strikes him as II
Eph has been opening good menny
letters by mistake recent, and If Eph
don't stop it hen complain to the P.
NJ. General at Washington.
Hoke Peters worked hard an lasi
Thursday for Cy Hoslins bilding stone
fence from sunup to dark tor only :
silver doller & boarded hisself, and at
ter Cy paid him the doller Hoke lost Il
outen hole in his pocket on his way
home 4 amt found it sinst. Hoke i
awful Disguised and says that's the last
days work he esPeeks to De for quite :
The Topeka state journal. [volume] (Topeka, Kansas) 1892-1980, 1914-04-25
BVv NV
GOOD Will
& EFT GET
Terry!

After giving the matter cornsierabuo
thort have desided to 20 clean ousen
the umbrsl1a repairing business onct
& fore all. For this reason l am offer.
ing my umbrella repairing tools, stock
on hand and good will & best wishes
to whoever desires to 60 into the bust.
ness in my place.
/ want you to know that / am the
only umbcrells repairer in Bineville.
amt got emmy eompesishian whatever
an never had none. persoom the rea-
son for this is that there amt enuff UNI
bereila repairing trade in Bingville to
support one umbrella repaifer. LEI
alone two!
My goodness, if I was to depend on
what make from repairing umbefellas
in your midst for living I would 81
starved 60 desh long ago. The trouble
with half the folks in Bingville Is that
when ennythink gets wrong with their
umbrellas they repair en- theirselfa
ruther than bring EN- to me to b he.
paired and thus help me to ern a hon.
est living in the SWEET of my brow.
And the trouble with the other half i thai
ruthern pay for repairing their umber-
and take > shanst of ketchinR their
deth of cold. This 10 what jiaerss.
me with Dingville.
For my tools, good viii 4 evervth;nh
else connecleted with the unberefla re-
pairing bizness will eete Is eesl =
If you think this is too mach he tal.
SOL line going to sell out regardless
of price!
See me before the golden opportod,-
itty is grabd upi
P. S-ceod rsassas sivs for ,elL
IKE DooITrlE,
Unbesslla Sesshialisa
Disgvi1le.
The Topeka state journal. [volume] (Topeka, Kansas) 1892-1980, 1914-04-25
Rum Off!


Job johnson, who lives = mile below
Bingville on the Hardscrabble road,
driv into Bingville tother day behint
Fannie in the blackboard to see if there
was emmy mail for him at the P. O., be-
ing as he haddent been for his mail for
cupple of wles (there wassent emmy
for him) & also to purchase a few
necessities of life at Hen Weathersby's
store, SIGH as tea, coffee, sugar & to-
backo.
When Job got to the store he give
the reins turn around the buggy whip
and got out and went into the store.
leaving Fannie not tied. Hen says to
him. Better tie your mare, Job--she
might take fool noshion in her head
to run off or somethink." Her run
OFF, sneers Job; Gosh, I kin walk
Eastern Fannie kin run"
Well, jest as luck would have it,
while Job was buying groceries what
should = gust of wind do but blow
acrost the road and right under Fan
nie's nose exsept old newspaper. She
pricked up her ears when she seen it
comm and when the paper struck her
legs with a rattle Fannie give vishious
snort and dasht down st at = turrible
|pase.
Old Dad Henderson, who is deafern
a post & can't hear thunder, happepd
to be crossin Main st right in Fannie
path but didn't hear her comm. Lem
Gookins, however, seen her comm and
he also seen that unless Dad got outen
the way Fannie was liable to hit him &
knock the paclin outen him, so Lem he
holers at Dad as loud as he could hol-
Ter, cit outen the way, you blame fool.
less YOU want to be ruined over !" Dad
stopt right in the middle of the road
and putin his hand to his ear says to
Lem, You'll haft to speak leetle mite
louder, Lem, being as you're on my
deaf sidei" Then Lem hollerd the same
thing aRin. Dad didn't hear no better
than he did fust time, but he diddent
like to admit 1t, so he answers back.
Eyes, you're right, LENT is dad
burn fine day!"
Lem give groan of despair jest rs
Fannie dasht past the Deacon. Tie
blackboard wheels come so eiost to him
that one of EN- jerlked his cane outen
his hand az Fannie dasht on her mad
career.
By this time Job had run outen the
store and TUX after Fannie on the run.
First he throwd off his buffer coat,
then his undercoat and swetter, then
his veskit as he run, but he couldn't
keep in sight of Fannie, and when last
saw Lem had jest disappeared over top
of Tecks hill.
Two hours later he come drivin Fan
ME back into town. Both her & job
was purity well winded, but Job was
turrible proud of Fannie. He said he
didn't know It was in Fannie, who is
l22 yrs. old next June, to run ike that,
and he callilates he'll enter IN the free
| for all races to the co. fair next fall.
Then Job driv back home.
The Topeka state journal. [volume] (Topeka, Kansas) 1892-1980, 1914-04-25

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