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The Hawaiian gazette., 1914-09-08

One Of the eazest ideas sprung the long suffering public
is the said athered by Hawaiian
scientist Kauka Wilder blaming the mosquito plague
Of Honolulu far of Wamanalo with eaneRsh the
aon medium IL the theory had been advanced that
quitoes had got tangled the from
and dashes would have believed 1.-THE general direction the
....s
Two large obese Hawaiian mosquito inspectors have been
waddlng around the confines the valleys explaining
ouseoders all about it. One inspector stick with
tin tackled the end of it, The other and Of the
followed their wandering Pauoa hour
morning this week just what would if these
brave officials mosquito wanted know whether they
would depoy skrmihe grab the left hind
leg sange it, just sit the insect horrd
resteous life it, None of these things happened
But this Waimanao business absurd really
imagine flock mosquitoes climbing up
hopping from crawling through the
and struggling through the fog banks for twenty mlesf
Mosquitoes hatch wrggers that thrive
The of flight of the Cuex brand mosquito
winds When strong winds blow these the
berry weeds and hang onto something solid for
The Stegomyia flies shorter
seldom hundred yards. .E lAt-4.h.AEF ~
Cux breeds cesspoos ogged CUTTERS dirty
by choice Stegomya fastdiOu
and bottles drinking roughs flower ncups odds
and ends of left standing by careless househodes
and houses. - .e,Gat,,l g 1sitt
On nights Cuex gets its supper When
the wind blows it stays home. .l4 sg4sFE ttsl
Those Pauoa Nuuanu Manoa mosquitoes
Waimanao and il will take of inspectors
ieve it, If Kauka really gave that % f
quito inspectors sorry running for Office
would have TO and vote against him They from
Jersey by wireless. a' -. ~" -.&. ~. .t..a
The Hawaiian gazette., 1914-09-08

Taking the risk drawing upon Cohen head the
wrath Of Kuho want that IL the Ad Club follows its
words with actions every AID Club should take
his pencil in hand Saturday the blanket bal
lot where IL will do Cohen the good Cohen has carried
regular AID Club campaign and IL he has missed bet
in the publicity line think of H. Cohen is i've wire
doing things campaign, and after election
IL he puts half doing things for Honolulu that he
has Of late in doing things for Cohen he will be Of mayor
this city wanted but had chance before TO have
the job" every Minute Of the
lately his bousehod rpEd and his
picture Oahu The result q that many
familiar with Cohen who haven't hd Of Joe
Fern + & hr 49,
First Cohen printers ink by issuing few
million campaign cards. Of the regulation brand. Then he
majority precincts presented
cabinet photograph Of the photographs
real prints not anything nde Next he de
corated the shop windows with big with Cohen
standing thirty inches high Coming
torial climax he six foot posters Of himself displaying
these his theac and making himself solid with the
by leaving the balance that his desire to
be independent tempered with inclination to be wise
h on %a s' d P%F s Far put
this candidate decided that being around with the bunch and
campaigning of thing live candidate the
%S Ss the o S Sug 70 % S%ss TO- % S
self the headner and also the close with Of the
picture show complete agan and the result
biggest ever held an individual candidate IN any campaign
since annexation and Rice Carter KhO and the Others have only
ordinary things great
think Of Cohen for Mayor ali the time 50 he Quilted every
newsbSy the e,y with Cohen aPi he had March
boy city got whsng put his
e d IS $ With S1 @ a printed
them and now he making himself the host for the whole Re-
uc orchestra ushe and his services Chairman nights
anyone could better advertise himself and his cause then do
parachute drops daily and if the Ad Club MEMBER appreciate
good advertiser who has 50 good cause to advertise they should
enlarged photograph grab Cohen pencil quotste voting
Z !. y i x
The Hawaiian gazette., 1914-09-08
"Belgium's Capital ss
Had Gathered Them

- ~- .As.s+. By LORD BYRON
There sound Of reyelry by night, As%R " f@a t
Belgium capital had gather ID then 4
Her Beauty Chvary and bright " H.. IA t ht
The lamps shone er fair women and brave mem 1890 I'D
thousand hearts beat happily and when ts .eF
Music with its yOuptuous swell tra "a ..at III.
look d love which spake again,
And all went merry % marriage bell; s. .s e.
But hushl bark deep sound strikes like rising kneni
Did We itf-No; twas but the wind ~ -l
Or rafting the stony street; aF a .S
On dance Joy be unconhned .:Es 49,
No sleep till morn, when Youth and Pleasure meet
To chase the glowing Hours with flying feet
But, hark--tbat heavy sound breaks in once more,
AS if the clouds its echo would repeat; 5 t5f-f
And clearer deadler than before 3rs YVES t9 ta
Arml Armi it is--t hthe eannon's opening roar
Within window niche Of that high hall
Safe Brunswick Is fated chieftaini he did hear . I
That sound the first amidst the festival .Nt-S
And caught tone with Death prophetic ear;
And when they smiled because he deem "a near,
His heart truly knew that peal too well ..& FRI
Which stretch ID his father bloody bier, ~
And reused the vengeance blood alone could quell
He rush d into the 6ed and foremost fighting fell. dH
there was hurryng to fro, l1E
And gathering tears and tremblings of distress, ~
And cheeks all pale, which but an hour ,gtt
- Blush ID at the praise Of their oyelness;
And there sudden partings, such 'i .1
The life from ont hearts and choking signs
Which ne Ter might be repeated who could guess 1854
IL ever more should meet those mutual eyes, ,...
Since upon night such awful could risei
there mounting in seed, d. ty
The mastering squadron, and the gathering -,
Went pouring forward with impetuous speed .ta.
And swiftly forming in the ranks # 'N -. 3.sas.
Aud the deep thunder peal peal afar; teG
And the beat of the alarming @.tE,
Reused the soldier the morning .s..r
While thrOng Il the ctizcns with terror dunb
Or whispering, with white lps''The foe They They
cOme!
The Hawaiian gazette., 1914-09-08
The Truth Is Good Enough.

tell when they ''new blood in the
committee because the first thing the mahns
is press tho Meeting Of the
instance decided to inform the Honolulu
should print horrd statistics
in the city from tuberculosis because such fig
things tourists Kicks about moq
that everything
that aha printed is not genuinely Hawaiian should
also be tabu in the local prints. ..sE -. ....
have the promotion committees
willing to work and learn and others ready talk
these suggestions about what the
should should not print and learns attention
The Honolulu here boosting long before there
promotion and they will be job boosting
of perhaps after there promotion
advice handed the fresh and ne
the committee will neither the
printing the keep them from letting the
light in Honouu's dark and dirty H.
The truth about Honolulu is good enough" Secretary
Wood the freshmen of the committee
will find this The trouble with
blood is that it an Improvement the truth
The Hawaiian gazette., 1914-09-08
Our All-powerful Chamber Of Commerce,

the chamber of Honolulu in Ma
onal affairs powerful than candidates would have
believe their meeting early the week the chamber placed
stamp approval amendments the
American slipping lave to permit ships Of oregn register to be
under the hag They eabed their decision Washington
morning President Wilson signed the bill IL IL
Honolulu the administration might not have
known do next ..a# ri. Eg
Hawaii mighty important let tell you When Charles
Rice goes December won have off
of this until their letters have reached
Honolulu treating Washington right They expect
Honolulu advice and they ought get IT, ' ~
The Hawaiian gazette., 1914-09-08
Pleasing the Tourists.

tourist has written to Secretary Wood the Hawaii promo
ton committee complaining that two of the advertised scenic
not up to specifications 'EMl. 49,. Pitt.
place says Devils Kitehen' at
dirty badly ventilated all in
of He'll The promotion committee is in q doubt
whether refer the complaint the o board Of trade direct
to the proprietor. d. .',. .. "3BsAt gs@ Z. gr
1t going be a delicate handle the
decided to wait until Secretary Wood back Secretary Wood
has had dealings with all sorts of tourists He strives to please
The detection the advertised complained
by critic visited the beach
without seeing that mainander
1914 the idea that surfing
usual occupation Of the residents Of Honolulu.
So that else will he disappointed with their visit IIa
wall suggest Ad Club
members perform boards,
The Hawaiian gazette., 1914-09-08

approximately 2OOOO ordinarily exported from these
tries withdrawn from accustomed trade channels, and this
Worldwide scarcity sugar while the prob
ably for some time afterward. "'
The the American people present
the necessity of encouraging and dyepng the
American soil of all the required
that independent
be adequate supply cheap
The Hawaiian gazette., 1914-09-08
Cost of the War

Before hosie French Richet
estimate Of the Of the il should materaze
based his calculation the uPption that Germany Austria with
Italy possibly helping hem would England
Russia and seia He counted that this
the field amounting 2O0000O The estimate
scrvatiyc The German peace numbers $4,000
that of France 100000 Russia 100000
Italy 100000 Great Britain 254500 Servia
which all called number three four times peace
strength of the different The strength
is 100000 France 100000 Russia 100000
100000 Italy 100000 Great Britain 100000
estimated all by Rchet
1000 and a total strength of $4,000.
For the provisioning of the daily
belgium exuded) 0O0j feed for horses 81 100000;
50OOO salaries arSena and ports 81 0O0000
ing Of food troops 100000;
ammunition infantry $0OOOOO artillery $250OOO navy $375OOO
equipment $0O000O ambulance $5OO000; distribution
0OO Add this the
for people without $65OOOO destruction
bridges $2000000 total expenditure $54 l25000 day.
The Hawaiian gazette., 1914-09-08

daily during the tourist the tourists
demand that population Waikiki by all
Governor Pnkham might hold session of his cabinet
ohtrgger Hzzoner Fern and the could
up urfboads II the mananders want
why not Keep the illusion and give them
their money a - ..
The Hawaiian gazette., 1914-09-08

f. A. MOTTSMTTIT | UiIo political
turmoil ia Honolulu, hnr Rice ia winner
unless reading of the signs Of ~ lines very at
The Hawaiian gazette., 1914-09-08

The Duke of Wellington sad Nothing except battle
lost ne melancholy bnc won, In beer
ing is sad as
The Hawaiian gazette., 1914-09-08

You have Huea says exchange He never said
the Lord m his side
The Elk Mountain pilot., 1914-04-09
Easter Message Of Immortality.

To those to whom death has brought
keen sorrow comes the Easter mes
sage: Il am the resurrection and the
life" 1t needs to them no proof,
no scientific demonstration. Through
the insight which is vouchsafed men
in their hours of crisis, they have
the vision of this mortal putting on
of immortality. a man was talking
the other day of the death of his six
teen-year-old son. who had been for
years his close companion. Il feel"
he said, that he is closer to me now
than he was at home fortnight ago."
There was no need of argument there.
The seers of all ages have known
that the qualities which they have
loved in human personalities are un-
dying and that the personalities en-
bodying those qualities are living the
life everlasting.
The Elk Mountain pilot., 1914-04-09
Ones Ancestors.

How many male and female ances-
tors were required to bring you into
the world? First. it was necessary
that you should have father and
mother. That makes two human be-
ings. Each of them must have had
father and mother. That makes four
human beings. Again. each of them
must have had a father and mother.
making eight more human beings. So
on we go back to the time Of Jesus
Christ, Sc generations. The calcula-
ton thus resulting shows that 13s.-
235.O17 .4S9, ,534.9 births must have
taken place to bring you into this
world-you who read these lines! All
this since the birth of Christ-not
since the beginning Of time.
The Elk Mountain pilot., 1914-04-09
Aneient STAGE to BID Used.

A more than usually interesting drs-
matte revival is announced for April
16, when the "Agamemnon" OF Aes-
chylus will be performed in the an
cient Greek theater of Syracuse.
Nearly "a centuries have passed
since Hero embellished his city with
the theater which tradition attributes
to the architect Democopor Myrilla.
Aeschylus must have taken refuge
in the court of Hero very soon after
Its completion, and 1t may be conjec-
tured that the great trilogy. which be-
gan with the "Agamemnon." was
often performed on its stage; it is
known that the "Persae" was per
formed there and a work written for
Hero by Aeschylus. entitled the EFT
neae." of which no trace remains
New York SUM-.
The Elk Mountain pilot., 1914-04-09
secrets Of the Wardrobe.

When Winston Churchill was run
ming for the governorship OF New
Hampshire. his opponents became pes
tiferously active making speeches,
writing letters and distributing cam
paign buttons. One morning friend
sent this telegram to Churchill:
Have you no buttons for your sup
porters?"
The candidate. was out of town and
did not get the telegram. but pretty
girl stenographer did.
NO. We use safety pins.
WINSTON CHURCHILL"
Popular Mechanics.
The Elk Mountain pilot., 1914-04-09
Alert Pereeptlon Needed.

You say that man who occupies
a position OF serious public RESPONSE
bilities needs a sense of humor?"
Certainly. The more grave and
dignified he assumes to be, the more
he needs a sense OF humor. He must
be able to recognize numerous things
instantly, so as to avoid saying them"
The Elk Mountain pilot., 1914-04-09
Plan Study Of Fish Ills.

Washington.-Fish Matching stations
on sites to be selected by the secre-
tary Of commerce In Alabama. Arizona,
Washington, Colorado. Illinois. North
Carolina. Oklahoma, Texas, Florida,
Oregon, Louisiana, New York. and a
station on the Chesapeake bay In
Maryland. for the study OF fish dis
eases. was proposed in committee
bill introduced by Representative Fai
son Of North Carolina.
The Elk Mountain pilot., 1914-04-09
Memorial Hotel Sheltered 27,ooo.

Chicago.-More than 27,00O men
were sheltered In the Rufus F. Dawes
Memorial hotel during the first two
months Of its existence. and 10000
meals were served at a price of it,
tie more than five cents each, accord
ing to a statement made public by
Charles G. Dawes, a banker. who
opened the hotel on Jan. l as a me-
mortal to his son. The lodging prices
charged by the hotel are five and ten
cents a night.
The Elk Mountain pilot., 1914-04-09

well and hearty and weigh about
200 pounds. l feel very grateful that
found Dodds Kidney Pills and you
may publish this letter il you wish.
am serving my third term as Probate
Judge OF Gray Co. Yours truly,
PHILIP MILLER, Cimarron. Kan.
Correspond with Judge Miller about
this wonderful remedy.
Dodds Kidney Pills, SOC. per box at
your dealer or Dodds Medicine Co..
Buffalo, N. Y. Write for Household
Hints, also music Of National Anthem
English and German words) and re-
cipes for dainty dishes. All 8 sent free.
Adv.
The Elk Mountain pilot., 1914-04-09

my breath was
short and I had
chills and back
ache. / took the
pills about q year
ago and have had
no return of the
palpitations. Am
now So years old.
able to do lots of
manual labor. am
The Elk Mountain pilot., 1914-04-09

you'll be mine, and let's have the day
set right away"
mo, no. l wish you would quit
pestering me. l tell you l cant give
you your answer till after Easter"
Then tell me why you want me
to wait"
You wouldn't be satisfied If did"
"Yes 1 will. l promise
Very well, If you insist. I'm going
to have such beautiful Easter hat
and such lovely Easter gown that
/ want Billy Daniels to see me with
them on. Then, II nothing happens,
I'll give you the answer you want"
s. E. KISER
The Elk Mountain pilot., 1914-04-09
Nap in a Nutshell.

Marks-Are you reading this new
history of the Napoleonic tragedy
that's being printed?
Parks-No. To me the tragedy Of
Napoleon may be summed up in two
lines. The divorce of Josephine was
the prelude; Elba the interlude, and
his last battle the Waterlooed.
The Elk Mountain pilot., 1914-04-09
REGIONAL BANK CITIES NAMED.

Main Facts About Cities Chosen, Pop
ulatIon and Area Of Districts.
Following is a brief summary of
the regional bank selections, showing
cities chosen. together with popula-
ton, area and capital included in each
reserve district:
The Elk Mountain pilot., 1914-04-09
Children Plant Flowers.

La Junta. Colo.-The pupils Of the
North La Junta school have rented
one and one-half acres OF ground and
will be given a certain period every
day to devote their time to the grow
ing Of flowers and garden truck. The
filth and sixth grade pupils put OUT
a patch OF oats.
The Elk Mountain pilot., 1914-04-09
Pryor Says World Short on Cattle.

Pryor Says World Short on Cattle.
Fort Worth. = That there is 4
worldwide shortage of cattle was the
gist OF an address delivered by Ike
T. Pryor of San Antonio. Tex, at the
thirty-eighth annual meeting of tho
Texas Cattle Raisers' association at
Fort Worth. Pryor said high prices
tend to increase the. cattle supply on
hand ami diminish consumption.
The Elk Mountain pilot., 1914-04-09
Blessed fhreefoId GIFT.

The kingdom Of his truth, the power
Of his love, and the glory of his recti-
tude as shining forth in the deeds that
he helps us to do, as we are actuated
in all things by him, be this the three
fold gift, as the pledge of his rising.
which we seek from him on Easter
morning!
The Elk Mountain pilot., 1914-04-09
Haw-haW!

City Guy-What kind of dog do
you call that?
Farmer-Thats huntin' setter.
City -Whaddeya mean, huntin'
setter?
Farmer-He hunts bones, and then
sets and eats 'em.-Yale Record.
The Elk Mountain pilot., 1914-04-09
Stamp Society Reoraanlzed.

Denver.-The Mountain States Phil
atelic society was organized by about
fifty stamp collectors who gathered
In Denver. The object OF the society
is the collection of rare and obsolete
stamps.
The Elk Mountain pilot., 1914-04-09
nuoTnInm

Distr1ct Areas, Square M1Ies--N0. I,
66,46a; No. 2. 49.17O: No. 3, 1856;
No. 4. 1895; No. 5. 173,S1s; No. @,
$3.50; No. Z. 1920; No. s. 146.474;
No. 9. 437,39O: No. 10. 5O9,649: No. IL.
404,S26; No. II. 603.65s.
The Elk Mountain pilot., 1914-04-09
LARGEST Enoli,h cathe dr..I.

The largest cathedral in England is
$500 square feet, St Paurs being the
second largest, with an area Of 59,700
square feet.
The Elk Mountain pilot., 1914-04-09
JUDGE CURED, HEART TROUBLE,

I took about 6 boxes of Dodds Kid
ney Pills for Heart Trouble from
which had suffered for s years.
had dizzy spells, my eyes pulled,
The Elk Mountain pilot., 1914-04-09
a Mere Man,s Opinion.

Woman wants the ballot. and she
would get 1t instanter II she didn't
want SO many other things that tend
to divert her attention.
The Elk Mountain pilot., 1914-04-09
He Understood.

"And observe that we never let hin
play except in the minor"
Il understand; he is so young!"-
LIE Rire.
The Elk Mountain pilot., 1914-04-09

How a man does hate to make love
to a woman who wears spectacles all
the time.
The Elk Mountain pilot., 1914-04-09

Constipation causes and aggravates many
serious diseases. 1t is thoroughly cured by
DR.. Pierce's Pleasant Pellets. The favorite
family laxative. Adv.
The Elk Mountain pilot., 1914-04-09

Ii you wish beautiful, clear white
clothes, use Red Cross Bag Blue. At all
good grocers. Adv.
The Elk Mountain pilot., 1914-04-09
Wrong Label.

Grocery Clerk-What is it, auntie7
Colored Auntie-Missus sent me for
two cans of medicated milk.
The Elk Mountain pilot., 1914-04-09

Marriage is never failure-but one
or both parties to 1t may Se.
The Elk Mountain pilot., 1914-04-09

Appropriate Ejaculation.
II have been digging for water. sir"
"Well, well. well!"
The Elk Mountain pilot., 1914-04-09

Many things would go without say
ing II people had wisdom enough to
lot them.
The Elk Mountain pilot., 1914-04-09

Every man is above the average
according to his own belief.
The Elk Mountain pilot., 1914-04-09

Mr.. Robert II. Norris. No. 1883 Hem
~ St., North Berkeley. Cal. writes:
awe have never had any other medi-
cine but Peruna in our home since we
have been married. suffered with
kidney and bladder trouble. but two
months treatment with Peruna made
me \ well and strong man. NY wife
felt weak and was easily tired and
but since she took Peruna she Is well
and strong"
The Elk Mountain pilot., 1914-04-09

Don't you know, sometimes think
1t might have been better II we had
been content with the old-fashioned
canals where all the talking was done
by the man who was driving tn"
mule!"
The Elk Mountain pilot., 1914-04-09
A Girls Reason

NIX the happlest Oh men:
& wait till after Easter"
why can't you decide
now? have been patient long
time"
Please don't ask me-"
"Oh, then there is some reason
aside from the fact that you're not
in q hurry"
Il wish you wouldn't question me.
Why can't you be patient?"
You haven't been fair with me-"
"Oh. very well: II you think 30 let
US drop the whc.e matter"
Il can't let you co this way. Mabel.
beg your pardon for what l said.
! love you SO that / suppose ! must
often seem unreasonable. Won't you
tell me why you want to put me on
until after Easter?"
please don't ask me. II l told
you ! should only make you unhappy.
Why can't you let we'll enough alone?'
Let well enough alone? Good
heavens! Do you call 1t we'll enough
when a man can't sleep and can't eat
and can't do his work as 1t ought to
be done? II you keep me in doubt
much longer l shall haye nervous
prostration. Come, dear. please say
The Elk Mountain pilot., 1914-04-09
Canal Comment.

Charley. dear" said young Mrs. Tor
kins, they are having great deal Of
agitation about the big canal. aren't
they?"