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Albuquerque morning journal. [volume] (Albuquerque, N.M.) 1903-1926, 1914-05-03
GARRlS0N'S PLAN
GOVERNMENT FOR
FOR VERA CRUZ
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AAUlAtAhhtu AtbiAA y a. ONtsi
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territory within your jurisdiction Is
now and while It remains under your
jurisdiction, viii be subject 10 milf
tary government ! desire 10 have per-
sons directly responsible to my order
and subject to my jurisdiction in all
places.
Philippine Plan Recommended.
IL would be helpful TO YOU to OBJ
tain q COPY. If possible. Of the gener-
al orders issued at the time Of mill
tary government in the Philippines.
Inquire among your officers to see if
any Of them have copies. ] would
suggest that you inquire among am
your officers to learn which Of them
took any part in the military govern
ment In the Philippines or cuba as
their experience would be very useful
90 YOU in this connection. In admins
tration Of military government in the
Philippines it was found convenient
t0 utilize services Of naval officers in
certain positions In the civil govern
mcnt and tho office of captain OF
the port was always filled by naval
officer the admiral readily furnish
ing officers ON suggestion Of the
commanding officer You should avail
yourself Of this opportunity
Albuquerque morning journal. [volume] (Albuquerque, N.M.) 1903-1926, 1914-05-03
A SPIRITED YOUNG LADY
WRITES Of HER HAIR AND HERPICIDE

Few ladies realize how much am UNI
tidy head Of hair detracts from their
personal appearance. 1t also indicates
an undesirable trait Unkempt hair
simply shows that while they may be
scrupulously neat in every other way,
they are careless about their hair.
Thin scraggy wispy hair generally
indicates dandruff ana dandruff is
caused hy q germ. NeWhros Herpi-
eide viii eradicate the scale-like ac-
emulation and keep the scalp as
clean and healthy as can be- This
permits the hair to grow naturally
ana luXuriantN That terrible itching
which goes with the dandruff stops
with almost the first application
substitutes or remedies said TO be
Albuquerque morning journal. [volume] (Albuquerque, N.M.) 1903-1926, 1914-05-03
FEDERAL FORCES WAIT
PEACE NEGOTIATIONS

Mexico city May 1.-The war de-
partment touisht avs that dli fhe
federal fore. i'm the north await the
result of the NEGOTIATIONS iu regard
20 mediation bV Argentina, Brazil and
chile between the United STAGES and
MeXicu
1t was asserted that there are now
1000 men under the command Of
General joaquin Mans I'M the interior
report was current that % come
mittee Of citizens left last night on a
special train bound f8r Salullo fer
the purpose of influencing the rebels
in the state of Chihuahua to join the
iederals i'm case OF invasion.
Albuquerque morning journal. [volume] (Albuquerque, N.M.) 1903-1926, 1914-05-03
KERR TURNS GONERNORSHIP
OVER TO GENERAL FUNSTON

ora ffrtfy Nav pHVarpYTt-
shin af Vera Grnz was handed over
l.tr tnd,, Ia. Rnbart ! Knrr who
.yas rcccrtl,, s,1,n,ptrd rfvu Governor
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McNairy County independent. (Selmer, McNairy County, Tenn.) 1902-1969, 1914-03-27
MORE LIGHT.

MORE LIGHT.
We want the liquor question pre-
sented In its true aspect" says one Of
the trade journals in protest against
the announcements of the traffic by
temperance speakers and writer's.
temperance people say amen to that.
So do all who are seriously consider
Ing the question. and are working to-
ward solution of this national prob
lem. We want the truth concerning
alcohol from the time the grain is d.
verted from its natural and legitimate
use-and its life-giving elements con-
verified and perverted into death-deal-
Ing poisons-to the hour when, spark
ling and hooking, it lures men and
women to destruction and recruits
the ranks of paupers and criminals.
We want the truth concerning the re
lation of strong drink to social and
economic conditions. We want moth
ing but the truth concerning the
liquor question in any of Its aspects
physical, moral, financial, political.
Men, women and children are learn
Ing the truth today as never before.
, The public is being shown the real
nature Of alcohcl-and there can be
but one result
McNairy County independent. (Selmer, McNairy County, Tenn.) 1902-1969, 1914-03-27
IF BACK HURTS CLEAN
KIDNEYS WITH SALTS
Drink Lots Of Water and Stop Eating
Meat for a While If the Bladder
Bothers You.

Meat forms uric acid which excites
and overworks the kidneys in their
efforts to filter 1t from the system.
Regular eaters of meat must flush the
kidneys occasionally. You must re-
lieve them like you relieve your bow
els; removing all the acids, waste and
poison, else you feel dull misery In
the kidney region, sharp pains In the
back or sick headache, dizziness. your
stomach sours, tongue is coated and
when the weather is bad you have
rheumatic twinges. The urine is
cloudy. full of sediment; the channels
often get irritated, obliging you to get
up two or three times during the
night
To neutralize these irritating acids
and flush off the body's urinous waste
get about four ounces Of Jad Salts
from any pharmacy; take table.
spoonful in glass of water before
breakfast for few days and your kid
neys will then act fine and bladder
disorders disappear. This famous salts
Is made from the acid Of grapes and
lemon Juice, combined with lithia, and
has been used for generations to clean
and stimulate sluggish kidneys and
stop bladder irritation. Jad Salts is
inexpensive; harmless and makes a
delightful effervescent lithia-water
drink which millions Of men and
women take now and then, thus avoid
ing serious kidney and bladder dis.
| eases.-Adv.
McNairy County independent. (Selmer, McNairy County, Tenn.) 1902-1969, 1914-03-27
WANTED TO KNOW
The Truth About Grape-Nuts Food.

1t doesn't matter 30 much what you
hear about thing, it's what you know
that counts. And correct knowledge
is most likely to come from personal
experience.
About a year ago." writes N. Y.
man, II was bothered by Indigestion.
especially during the forenoon. l tried
several remedies without any perma.
nent improvement.
MY breakfast usually consisted OF
oatmeal, steak or chops. bread, coffee
and some fruit.
Hearing so much about Grape-Nuts,
| concluded to give it a trial and find
out IL all | had heard of 1t was true.
so l began with Grape-Nuts and
cream, soft boiled eggs, toast, cup of
Postum and some fruit. Before the
end of the first week l was rid Of the
acidity Of the stomach and felt much
relieved.
by the end OF the second week all
traces of indigestion had disappeared
and l was in first rate health once
more. Before beginning this course Of
diet, never had any appetite for
lunch, but now l can enjoy the meal
at noon time"
Name given by Postum Co., Battle
Creek, Mich. Read The Road to
MELVILLE" in pkgs. There's Rea'
son.
Ever read the above letterf A new
one appears from time to time. They
are genuine, true, and full of human
interest
McNairy County independent. (Selmer, McNairy County, Tenn.) 1902-1969, 1914-03-27
GIRLS! GIRLS! TRY IT,
BEAUT|FY YOUR HAIR
Make II Thick, Glossy, Wavy, luxur-
liant and Remove Dandruff-Reai
Surprise for You.

Your hair becomes light. wavy, flaf-
fy, abundant and appears as soft, l,is-
trous and beautiful as young girls
after a "Danderine hair cleanse" Just
try this-moisten cloth with little
Danderine and carefully draw 1t
through your hair, taking one small
strand at time. This will cleanse
the hair of dust, dirt and excessive Oil
and in just few moments you hate
doubled the beauty of your hair.
Besides beautifying the hair at once,
Danderine dissolves every particle CT
dandruff; cleanses, purifies and inviG-
crates the scalp, forever stopping itch
ing and falling hair.
But what will please you most will!
be after a few weeks use when you
will actually see new hair--fine and
downy at first-yes-but really new
hair-growing all over the scalp. II
you care for pretty, soft hair and lots
of it, surely get a Is cent bottle Of
Knowlton's Danderine from any store
and just try 1t. Adv.
McNairy County independent. (Selmer, McNairy County, Tenn.) 1902-1969, 1914-03-27
"CASCARETS' FOR
LIVER; BOWELS
No sick headache, biliousness,
bad taste or constipation
by morning.
Get a 10cent box.

Are you keeping your bowels, liver,
and stomach clean. pure and fresh
with Cascarets, or merely forcing a
passageway every few days with
Salts, Cathartic Pills, Castor Oil or
Purgative Waters?
Stop having a bowel wash.day. Let
Cascarets thoroughly cleanse and reg
ulate the stomach, remove the sour
and fermenting food and foul gases,
take the excess bile from the liver
and carry out of the system all the
constipated waste matter and poisons
in the bowels.
A Cascaret tonight will make you
feel great by morning. They work
while you sleep-neyer grippe, sicken
or cause any inconvenience. and cost
only 10 cents box from your store.
Millions of men and women take a
Cascaret now and then and never
have Headache, Biliousness, Coated
Tongue, Indigestion, Sour Stomach or
Constipation. Adv.
McNairy County independent. (Selmer, McNairy County, Tenn.) 1902-1969, 1914-03-27
A FREE BOOK
That Teaches the People How to
Avoid Catching Cold.

The thirteenth edition of the Ills of
Life" is now ready for distribution. Be-
ginning on page three of this popular work
on medicine, is an article stating in plain
language how any one can avoid catching
cold.
The article was written by doctor. 1t
was written by a doctor eighty-four years
old. who is hale and hearty man. 1t is
bis boast, founded upon fact, that. he does
not catch cold. He thinks he knows the
reason why. He explains it in detail in
this book. Every family ought to have a
copy of it. Sent free by the Peruna Co.,
Columbus, Ohio.
Mr.. O. Fred Linstrum, 1923 University
Ave, st. Paul, Mimi, writes: II con-
tracted severe cold several years ago.
Through the use of Peruna / fully recov-
cred. have never had any trouble since"
Mrs. Henry Martin, La Motto, Iowa,
says: II have found Peruna to be great
remedy for coughs and colds of children.
A dose at bedtime will relieve them all
night. ADV.
McNairy County independent. (Selmer, McNairy County, Tenn.) 1902-1969, 1914-03-27
WITH CITY'S PRIDE AT HEART
Santa Re Journal Regretfully but
Firmly Calls Attention to Mu-
nlcipai Dereiiction.

The New Mexican does not wish
to be unpleasant or unduly critical,
but dead rooster at the corner of
Palace and Lincoln avenue has lain
there unburied for three consecutive
days.
There is no doubt about that roos-
ter's death. No physicians certificate
is required, as the passerby may tes-
tify. He has passed away. Now,
while one rooster occupies compare
lively little space, and while casual
visitor to the city might not notice
him, the principle of the thing is
wrong. One tourist might see that
rooster and fail to see the old palace;
and his report on Santa Fe would fea-
ture the fact that it had no facilities
for interring or removing defunct
ROSTERS.
Let no visitor to the Oldest-Newest
city in the United States see unburied
ROSTERS on our street corners. 1t is
the little things that go to make the
big impressions. Every rooster re-
moved and buried makes Santa Fe one
rooster the cleaner, one rooster the
brighter and more attractive.
Let us let no dead rooster escape
or any other debris, animal, vegeta-
BILE or mineral on the streets of this
beautiful capital city Of New Mexico.
Santa Fe New Mexican
McNairy County independent. (Selmer, McNairy County, Tenn.) 1902-1969, 1914-03-27
SAGE TEA DARKENS GRAY
HAIR TO ANY SHADE. TRY IT.!
Keep Your Locks Youthful, Dark,
Glossy and Thick With Common
Garden Sage and Sulphur.

When you darken your hair with
Sage Tea and Sulphur, no one can
tell. because it's done so naturally, SO
evenly. Preparing this mixture.
though, at home Is mussy and trouble
some. For 80 cents you can buy at
any drug store the ready-to-use tonic
called "Wyeth's Sage and Sulphur
Hair Remedy" You just dampsn q
sponge or soft brush with 1t and
draw this through your hair, taking
one small strand at time. By morn
Ing all gray hair disappears. and, after
another application or two, your hair
becomes beautifully darkened, glossy
and luxuriant. You will also dis
cover dandruff Is gone and hair has
stopped falling.
Gray. faded hair. though no dis.
grace, is sign of old age. and as we
sNall desire youthful and attractive ap-
AAcarance, get busy at once with Wy
eth's Sage and Sulphur and look years
younger.--Adv.
McNairy County independent. (Selmer, McNairy County, Tenn.) 1902-1969, 1914-03-27
1tfIzAlIpEEEgZal!!5,s!!!5nll
Iaa4ggN(ulLlEy
--2IEE 49, .
WHO WAS TO BLAME?

WHO WAS TO BLAME?
In the little story with the above
title Josiah Aliens wife open name Of
Marietta Holley) tells Josiah that:
1t wu2 the law and it's working pard-
ner, the saloon, that caused young
Tom Nugent. while crazy with drink.
to kill his honored father, Judge Nu-
gent" In an agony of remorse Tom
drowned himself in the lake near the
home of his happy boyhood.
In the following excerpt Samantha
and Josiah thus discuss the license
law:
Gould woman make more un-
reasonable, inconsistent law than
this? If you pay dog tax your dog
is protected by law; If your sheep
gifts killed by wolves or any other
destroyer you have a right to kill
that destroyer at sight, and the law
payssyou for your loss. But duz the
law that protects your dog and your
sheep protect your boy? No! 1t pro-
tects the wolves that destroys the boy,
and worse than that it helps the wolves
to destroy him, makes it possible and
profitable. and worse yet, it goes into
partnership with the wolves, and takes
part Of the blood money. Can the law
that protects sheep and dogs pay the
mother for the loss of her boy after
1t has destroyed him? You told me
Toms father wuz in favor of license u
Yes" seq Josiah. HE felt that 1t
wuz for the advantage of the CITY, and
help to bizness, and Deacon Bobbett
and l have felt SO and voted for it.
and most of the smartest of-us male
lawmakers have"
Agin groaned and sithed and Josiah
didn't like 1t, and seq: you needn't
groan over that, Samantha. tell you
you must do the best you can with
what you've got to do with. You can't
stop liquor from bein' sold and you'd
better let 1t be drinked openly pro
tected by law than to sneak it into
the back doors and take 1t on the
sly; folks will have 1t, you can't stor
1t, 1t has always been So"
THE first man born into the world
murdered, and there has always beer
murderers, but that don't make II
right to license 1t. Or make it Lawful
to sell the stuff that made good boy
like Tom Nugent into a fiend capable
OF committing such crime as this
and the thousands and thousands Of
crimes equally black and monstroui
that are committed by this cause al
over our broad land every day. Yor
admit that it wuz liquor that did it
If Tom hadn't gone into that saloor
and drank himself crazy drunk this
turrible thing wouldn't have hap
| pened."
McNairy County independent. (Selmer, McNairy County, Tenn.) 1902-1969, 1914-03-27
PAST GOING
FOR TWO YEARS
And This Lady Thinks She Would
Have Become Helpless, but for
Cardui, The Woman's Tonic.

Waldron, Ark.-Miss Gertrude Hous.
ton, Of this place, authorizes the fol-
lowing for publication: II want to
tell all ladies who suffer from any
kind Of womanly trouble, among them,
weakness, headache, backache, hurting
in sides, pains every month, nervous
ness, etc., to try Cardui. the woman's
tonic. Get 1t at once, as 1t is what
you need. After you use one bottle,
you will never regret your start.
was just abouS past going for over
two years, with the above ailments,
and had it not been for Cardui, !
would have been helpless, no doubt.
l took one bottle, and my health
began to improve, and before the bot.
tie was gone, was almost well. Now.
my health is perfectly all right.
So, lady friends, II you want medi.
cine that will do you real good, take
Cardui, the woman's tonic"
II you are weak and ailing, think
what 1t would mean to recover as rap
Idly and surely as did Miss Houston.
In the past SO years. this strength
building remedy has been used by
more than million ladies. who found
It OF untold value In relieving woman
ly pains and ailments.
II you are woman, therefore. try
Cardui. You will appreciate its tonic
building effect on the womanly consti'
tuition. Begin today.
49, ~ nM sd,ciss CO. cbstfanoora. Tsnna Ri
Ssecisl lashuetisss, and 6lpage book, Home Tseat.
ment for Women" sent In plsin Swrapper. 90
request. Adv.
McNairy County independent. (Selmer, McNairy County, Tenn.) 1902-1969, 1914-03-27
ENDS DYSPEPSIA,
INDIGESTION. GAS
"Pape's Diapepsin" cures sick,
sour stomachs in five minutes
Time Il!

Really does" put bad stomachs in
order-''really does" overcome indiges-
ton, dyspepsia, gas, heartburn and
sourness in FIVE minutes-that-just
that-makes Pape's Diapepsin the lar
gest selling stomach regulator In the
world. If what you eat ferments into
stubborn Jumps, you belch gas and
eructate sour, undigested food and
acid; head is dizzy and aches; breath
foul; tongue coated; your insides filed
with bile and indigestible waste, re-
member the moment "Pape's Dlapep.
sin" comes in contact with the stomach
all such distress vanishes. It's truly
neutrality-suspicious. marvellous, and
the joy is its harmlessness.
A large fifty-cept case Of Pape's Dia.
pepsin will give you hundred dollars
worth Of satisfaction.
It's worth Its weight in gold to men
and women who can't get their stom.
achs regulated. 1t belongs in your
home-should always be kept handy
In case Of sick, sour, upset stomach
during the day or at night. It's the
quickest, surest and most harmless
stomach doctor in the world.-Adv.
McNairy County independent. (Selmer, McNairy County, Tenn.) 1902-1969, 1914-03-27
FRUIT LAXATIVE
FOR SICK CHILD
california Syrup of Figs" can't
harm tender stomach,
liver and bowels.

Every mother realizes after giving
her children California Syrup Of
Figs" that this is their ideal laxative,
because they love its pleasant taste
and 1t thoroughly cleanses the tender
little stomach, liver and bowels with
out gripping.
When cross, irritable, feverish or
breath Is bad. stomach sour, look at
the tongue, mother! If coated. give a
teaspoonful OF this harmless fruit
laxative" and in few hours all the
foul, constipated waste, sour bile and
undigested food passes out Of the bow
els, and you have well, playful child
again. When its little system is full
OF cold, throat sore, has stomach-ache.
diarrhoea, indigestion, colic-remem-
Der, a good inside cleaning" should
always be the first treatment given.
Millions OF mothers keep California
Syrup Of Figs" handy; they know a
teaspoonful today saves sick child
tomorrow. Ask at the store for 60
cent bottle of California Syrup Of
Figs" which has directions for babies,
children Of all ages and grown-ups
printed on the bottle. Adv.
McNairy County independent. (Selmer, McNairy County, Tenn.) 1902-1969, 1914-03-27
REVENUE VERSUS WELFARE

Any revenue which is derived by
any government from sources which
tend to degenerate and degrade any
portion of the people is bad. Every
source Of information, medical, socio.
logical and economical, tends to prove
that the consumption of liquor is dan.
gerous and that 1t depreciates the
physical vitality Of the consumer, his
mental capacity and his economic eff.
fciency. This being true, 1t follows
that our governmental revenue from
the liquor traffic should be cut off,
Prof. Franklin Hickborn OF the Uni
versity of California.
McNairy County independent. (Selmer, McNairy County, Tenn.) 1902-1969, 1914-03-27
A Little Too Efficient.

At banquet Of efficiency engineers
in Duluth T. Unwin Harris said
Even efficiency can be carried too
far. was talking yesterday to the
president of an eastern business col
lege. He said to me:
"'Our young ladies' department is
having a phenomenal success
You make the girls efficient Ell?
In reply to that he answered, I
need only say that so per cent Of our
young ladies marry their employers
within a year after graduation, even
though a Reno divorce be required to
attain this end
McNairy County independent. (Selmer, McNairy County, Tenn.) 1902-1969, 1914-03-27

W. N. w., MEMPHIS, NO. 1894
McNairy County independent. (Selmer, McNairy County, Tenn.) 1902-1969, 1914-03-27
ECZEMA ITCHED AND BURNED

Falmouth, Ky.-"Two years ago /
was troubled with skin and scalp
troubles, l would have pimples that
would break out and form sores on
my face and head, with terrible itch
Ing. The eczema on my face and
head itched and burned and when
scratched 1t, 1t made sores and
was very disfigured for the time be-
ing. My head became so sore could
not touch 1t with q comb; it became
mass Of sores. My hair fell out
gradually.
Il was afflicted about year before
l used Cuticura Soap and Ointment
and after using them three weeks
was getting better and In less than
three months, after using eight cakes
of Cuticura Soap and five boxes OF
Cuticura Ointment, l was completely
cured Of eczema" (Signed) Frank
Vastine, Dec. IL, 1912.
Cuticura Soap and Ointment sold
throughout the world. Sample of each
free, with 32-p. Skin Book Address post
card "Cuhcura, Dept l., Boston. ADV.
McNairy County independent. (Selmer, McNairy County, Tenn.) 1902-1969, 1914-03-27
ABSTINENCE IN BRITISH ARMY.

The latest reports of the Royal
Army Temperance association give a
membership Of 66,3S4-40, 209 In India
and 28,175 at home and In the colon.
les. Colonel Seely, the British secre.
tary of war, says: "The health Of the
army has SO improved, mainly owing
to the spread Of temperance. that they
have been able, without extra cost, to
add 5000 soldiers to the available
forces of the country"
McNairy County independent. (Selmer, McNairy County, Tenn.) 1902-1969, 1914-03-27
~RaiIroadr Baseball.

Stephen H. Wills has invented q
semaphore signal which will announce
to the eager fans just the moment
4 runner touches base, but there is
not unnaturally question whether it
will ever become popular in baseball.
The umpire draws big salary for
having an eagle eye, and, besides, he
furnishes the flesh and blood element
to the game which is the very soul
of 1t,
McNairy County independent. (Selmer, McNairy County, Tenn.) 1902-1969, 1914-03-27
The Bachelors PROPOSAL.

81 heard today the statement that
among every 1000 bachelors there are
3S criminals, while among married
men the ratio is only IS per thousand,
said the sweet young thing.
Would you," he said, looking visit
fully at the girl" would you keep me
from being criminal, or at least get
me in the Is per-thousand class?"
McNairy County independent. (Selmer, McNairy County, Tenn.) 1902-1969, 1914-03-27
Looks Possible.

Bill-Here's an account of a man
who accidently ran against a dynamo
in factory, and for several minutes
afterwards staggered like an intoxi-
Gated person.
Jill-He was probably drunk with
power.
McNairy County independent. (Selmer, McNairy County, Tenn.) 1902-1969, 1914-03-27
The Worm Turns.

Daughter-Do you remember when
/ was baby and used to be sung to
sleep, father?
Father-Very well. But that is no
reason why you should keep the whole
neighborhood awake with your sing
ing now.