The evening herald. [volume] (Albuquerque, New Mexico) 1914-1922, 1914-04-23

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VERA CHt'z has been thoranrh'y
Flotuh,figcd.
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PICTURE OF pENRDsE. tu.
patriot OF PENNSYLVANIA. trocrinJ
the resentment 81 re- nation Tor insults
io iis n1r. Is fairly illustrative ui
what Republican leadership iu the
senate has become
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pF COURSE no % ever accused
pcuruso ot PATRIOTISM but .n tho oil
days the real leaders made him keep
his mouth shut
WELL We would have had 90 WIN
'Dm both anyway sooner or later lte
just 1s cusy 'o 60 @ nll at M
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REFORE putting up his little plot
Uucrtt should have recalled TINT
AprIl .a this nations |faNuritr mouth
tor starting wars
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THOSE MEXICO CITY newspapers
hIgh have been ~Ioyially jcsting about
the grape juice navy can now turn
some olcvcr whcezrs on the thor
ouhgly cleansing action ot certain
mineral wator drinks.
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II Ht-ERTA did Icy the plot Co
force tho United states into MoXic,
he made a mIght, good Job Of u.
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GOVERNOR AMMONS BE- do.1s
well tu hurry home. ~ ever % state
t..NgN "a Ur-a..rH.. IN tn. N-N 49,. .HHH
next DOR ucighhor ON the north.
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TT OUGHT TO 1c called the Western
Federation OF Maulacs.
MIR. O'SHuGHNEsSY health may
be broken. but if isn't nervous trouble
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ARE WE to be favored with au-
other ferry BOAT season on the ripe
pling Rio Grondce
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LITTLE crops OF water
Little dykes uf sand
Make an awful
OF tho rio Grandc.
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THE STREAM gauger 100 Buck
mans OF somebody with % vivid i'm
aeination. made us report enough
water flowing by that station yostcr-
day TO overflow the Gulf of Mexico.
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THIS SEASONS FLOODS. anyway.
VIII he welcome to nervous pcsous
along the border.
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WI DESIRE solemnly Ia recon
mend Rooster dan To the Albuquerque
poultry growers.
MAY IT land the large. b-lss-yoi.'d
gentleman fowl next duor that sreots
the FIRST sun rays with a De nussy
r%ccitatiye.
THE MAN no cornors Tho movies
privilege in Mexico VIII make "a real
killing.
~ VIEW 81 the glorious example
vet iu handling the pei situation,
certain London newspapers lind o.
proper 90 call cur handling Of tn
Mexican situation as brutal.
DETROIT Is 90 have an organized
night ON cigarettes The ant~i-cigaretge
movement Is getting results. CON
sumption douulcs about once every
two years.
ANY WAY there's no chance fo"
Harry ThRw 60 break IN these days
EVEN THE baseball scores have
trouble getting over.
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NOTE; Boxers have begun 10 nam"
themselves after the various states
Here are "a Few that would sound well!
from the announcer:
Maine Squeeze.
Rhode Island Red.
Georgia Cracker.
Ncw Mexico Sandstone.
Texas Tommy.
Missouri Mule.
Pennsylvania Dutch.
Kansas cyclone.
Iowa Idea.
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THE a. $ spent FOR diamonds dur
ing the last 10 years just the c0st o.
the Panama canal And the boys Nh'
want tolls exemption own most Of tho
diamonds.
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WI WIZ LlfN miUa TT 'hihI 'NN
would keep % little Of the water she's
Turning loose IN the Rio Grande r.srt
now.
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A PREACHER says hell iF fun o.
people dancing the tango Probably
because ms q good place Go keep
both feet N the floor.
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THE KNDWLEDGE some preach
crs have accumulated about popular
sports .n hell is amaz.nE
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MIR. TAFT SAYS he's % poor pol-
itician ono point ON which be- ana
T u. agree,
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THIS WAR o. very annoying We
haven't heard anything about the VIM
cent Astur or the Eleanor Wilson Vcd-
dings for days.
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