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Farmers' champion. (Elgin, Okla.) 1912-1922, 1914-02-04
No Rest mo Peace

There's no rest and but little peace
for . person whose kidneys are out Of
order.
Lame In the morning. suffering crieks
in the back and sharp stabs Of pain
with Overy sudden strain, the day ID
Just one round Of pain and trouble.
Il would be strange II allday back
ache did not wear on the temper, but
II " fo' on'y on that account that
pet'pi Ehl siffer with weak kidneys
are ~ yous cross and irritable.
Ur,, 0rll is poison to the nerves,
and when the kidneys are not working
well, this acid collects in the blood
and works upon the nerves. causing
headache, dizziness. languor. an In.
ciination to worry over trifies, and q
suspicious. short temper.
Rheumatic pain. neuralgia, sciatica.
lumbago. neuritis and gravel are fur.
ther steps In uric acid poisoning.
Don't neglect kidney weakness. An
aching back, with unnatural passages
OF the kidney secretions. is cause
enough to suspect the kidneys. Use
Doan's Kidney Pills. 0 remedy which
has been used for years. the world
over. for weak kidneys, backache. ir.
Farmers' champion. (Elgin, Okla.) 1912-1922, 1914-02-04
Try erIeehe With Your Tea.

When your palate refuses more
sweets and sandwiches have grown
tiresome you can turn to these brioche
cakes which are served hot and but.
tered, at many good tea houses.
The recipe; Add one-fourth cupful
OF sugar to one cupful of scalded
milk. When lukewarm add one.third
yeast-cake softened In warm water.
then add one and one-half cupful Of
hour and let rise. When bubbly. add
TWO eggs. beaten. one-fourth cup melt.
ed butter, one-fourth teaspoonful of
salt. the grated rind and Juice Of half
lemon and one and one-half cup
fuls more flour. Cover and let rise
until light. Mold on board to hofse-
shoe shape and let rise again. Bake
twenty minutes In moderate oven.
Farmers' champion. (Elgin, Okla.) 1912-1922, 1914-02-04
10 Typhoid Conquered7

Vaccination to prevent smallpox Is
SO general in this country and has
been so effective In abolishing what
was formerly one of the most destruc-
tive scourges Of the human race that
nearly everybody except the small
number Of people whose temperament
predisposes them to take the other
side" accepts 1t as a matter OF course
and recognizes in 1t one Of the great
est blessings conferred by modern
medical advancement. But typhoid
vaccination is somewhat comparative.
ly new. with which the public as a
whole is not familiar. Yet 1T will be
well for the public to take heed Of the
results that have been obtained by its
use In the United States army
Cleveland Leader
Farmers' champion. (Elgin, Okla.) 1912-1922, 1914-02-04
SALTS IF BACKACHY OR
KIDNEYS TROUBLE YOU
Eat Less Meat II Your Kidneys Aren't
Acting Right or II Back Hurts or
Bladder Bothers You.

When you wake up with backache
and dull misery in the kidney region
1t generally means you have been eat.
Ing too much meat, says a well-known
authority Meat forms uric acid which
overworks the kidneys in their effort
to filter It from the blood and they be.
come sort OF paralyzed and loggy.
When your kidneys get sluggish and
clog you must relieve them. like you
relieve yorr bowels; removing all the
body's urinous waste, else you have
backache, sick headache. dizzy spells;
your stomach sours. tongue is coated.
and when the weather is bad you have
rheumatic .twinges. The urine is
cloudy, full of sediment, channels oft.
en- get sore, water scalds and you are
obliged TO seek relief two or three
times during the night.
Either consult good. reliable physi.
clan at once or get from your pharma.
cist about four ounces of Jad Salts:
take a tablespoonful in a glass of
water before breakfast for a few days
and your kidneys will then act fine.
This famous salts Is made from the
acid Of grapes and lemon Juice. com
bined with lithia. and has been used
for generations to clean and stimulate
sluggish kidneys. also to neutralize
acids In the urine so 1t no longer irri.
tates. thus ending bladder weakness.
Jad Salts is life saver for regular
meat eaters. II is inexpensive. cannot
injure and makes a delightful. effer.
vescent Whitewater drink.-Adv.
Farmers' champion. (Elgin, Okla.) 1912-1922, 1914-02-04
WITH FATHER As A MODEL
Seems Likely That 10 Where impsrI.
Que Youth Oct HE idsa Of the
Duties Of Q wife.

"You fill the pals with sand. and le,
me turn them out" suggested six
year-old Jack to little Doris.
His playmate obediently complied.
Now we'll build castle. and you
shall fetch the water to 60 round II.
exclaimed Jack.
Dutifully the little maid struggled
up and down the beach. carrying buck
cts Of water.
Cant you fetch the water now
Jack" she suggested. and let me pour
II round?"
Girls cant do that properly" an
swered the boy. Let's paddle. But.
say. Doris. do you want to marry me
when you grow up"
"Yes-oh. yes!" Doris was delighted
at the prospect.
The boy, however. assumed a bored
air. and lazily extended his feet to
ward her.
Very well. then" he said noncha
lantly. III you're going to be my
wife. take of my shoes and stock
ings!"
Farmers' champion. (Elgin, Okla.) 1912-1922, 1914-02-04
LAID UP m BED
0sss " AZ hisps - ASsssssv


Mrs. Frank L. Mann, 1ooo ". Maln ~
vermillion, .. OAK, says: "Whsn 1 ~
SIX years old had dipthsria and y ~
that time until vas seventeen yeass ~
I had kidney weakness. but - I got coook
! thought ! would cutgroW the trovb!A
worse. Ny feet and limbs were terribly
swollen and I couldn't wcer. my. sh0o4,
over and was laid up In bed for. ovee. .
month. l lost much weight and In spite
Of the doctors medicine. didn't improve.
was affected. Finally ! gave up. tie doc:
tors In despair and lifs certainly locke4
blue. I didn't think I would sver b. we'll
again. When everything else had failed,
a friend urged me to try Doau'0 Kidney
Pills and I did. After ! took the 0e4e
box. l noticed Improvement and graduols
ly the ailments left me. ! picked up -
weight and strength and BY the time ]
had used eight boxes Of Doan's kidney
pills I was cured. I have never had any
sign Of kidney trouble since"
Farmers' champion. (Elgin, Okla.) 1912-1922, 1914-02-04
Children Not Naturally Destructive.

S'''etWV wv sNoeoseuy
Be gentle with the child who
smashes his toys. The fault is not
his, but yours. who provided him with
toys too complicated for his immature
little mind to understand. Dottoressa
Maria MOntessOri. In her lecture at
Carnegie hall. said little children were
not naturally destructive, as most par
ents had reason to suppose, but that
the instinct to pull the object to
pieces was the only natural thing for
a child to do with something II did
not understand. Most toys given to
children are too complicated. Doctor
MOntessori asserted.
Instead of expecting children to
amuse themselves with toys they do
not understand. mothers should as
sune more responsibility for their
children's entertainment" she contin.
ued. The mother who drives her
child away from her side when she ID
working makes a pitiful mistake. II
IL impossible to estimate the effect
upon the child's mind II he were
never turned away. II he could always
be sure OF sympathy and understand
ing from the person he loves most
Of ALL"
Farmers' champion. (Elgin, Okla.) 1912-1922, 1914-02-04
IN PAIN WITH HEMORRHOlDS

Bissell. Ala.--"I was troubled for
several years with protruding hemor-
rhoids. They caused pain of the most
severe kind and some loss of blood.
They we're so infamed that the touch
OF anything against them was most
intense agony. got no rest nights
and had to have my legs and feet
propped up In the bed
Il tried all kinds OF advertised
cures. and l was told that an opera
ton was the only relief. I suffered
untold agony. saw the advertise
ment of Cuticura Soap and Ointment
and sent for a sample. tried 1t and
then procured . box Of Cuticura Soap
and Cuticura Ointment l was cured
sound and well In three weeks time.
A cake Of Cuticura Soap and two boxes
Of Cuticura Ointment accomplished
what all else failed to do" (Signed)
l.. n. Cook. Nov. IL. 1912.
Cuticura Soap and Ointment sold
throughout the world Sample of each
free. with 32-p. Skin Book. Address post
card "Cuticura. Dept. L. Boston. ADV
Farmers' champion. (Elgin, Okla.) 1912-1922, 1914-02-04
Practical Celebration.

He was idealistic and poetical. She
was practical-a good matrimonial
combination. He came home one even.
Ing after hard day at the Office and
said: Maria. my dear. do you real
ize that tomorrow will be our wooden
wedding? We ought to celebrate the
occasion somehow. don't you think"
And she said: Hank. my darling.
know II. Been thinking about 1t all
day and have IT all arranged. I have
ordered big wagon load Of kindllng
to be delivered tomorrow afternoon.
and you will come home early from
the Office and carry 1t into the cell
lar"
Farmers' champion. (Elgin, Okla.) 1912-1922, 1914-02-04
SAGE TEA AND SULPHUR
OARkEMS YOUR GRAY HAIR
Look vsars vounesri Try orandma's
Recipe Ct Sage and sulphur
and Nobody viii Know.

Almost everyone knows that Sage
Tea and Sulphur. properly compound.
ed. brings back the natural color and
lustre to the hair when faded. streaked
or gray; also ends dandruff. itching
scalp and stops falling hair. Years
ago the only wey to get this mixture
was to make II at home. which ID
mussy and troublesome.
Nowadays we simply ask at any
drug store for "Wyeth's Sage and Sui
phur Hair Remedy" You will get z
large bottle for about SO cents. Every.
body uses this old. famous recipe. b.
cause no one can possibly tell that
you darkened your hair. - II doss II
% naturally and evenly. You dampen
. sponge or soft brush with II and
draw this through your hair. taking
one small strand at . time; BY morn
ing the gray hair disappears. and
after another application or two. your
bair becomes beautifully dark. thich
end glossy and you look years younger
ADV.
Farmers' champion. (Elgin, Okla.) 1912-1922, 1914-02-04
Hearty Welcome.

Mrs. Clay telephOned to friend that
she would come down and spend the
day.
We'll, here ] am" she exclaimed
cheerily. as the little daughter OF the
hostess opened the door
YES" replied the child I'm glad
to see you; and know mother will be
glad. too, for this morning when you
phoned that she was thankful she was
going to have the visit over with
Lippincott's Magazine.
Farmers' champion. (Elgin, Okla.) 1912-1922, 1914-02-04
Common Form Of insanity.

A party OF Clevelanders entertained
some holiday visitors and having
showed them everything interesting in
Cleveland proper they had to take
them to Newburg for a view OF the
asylum. The superintendent was In
a genial frame Of mind and he con-
Quoted the bunch personally.
Here is a queer case. ladies'" he
said. pausing at a particular cell.
This nan has the delusion that he
possesses the motive power that runs
the universe. He Is perfectly harm
less. but he actually believes that
without him the world would not
move. Strange notion. isn't it,"
why. not at ALL" exclaimed one OF
the women. my husband has the
same idea and he always has had 1t.
Is he crazy, too?"
Farmers' champion. (Elgin, Okla.) 1912-1922, 1914-02-04

A much bearded man rambled into q
barber shop and submitted to a shave
a haircut. a shampoo. SINCE. a mas
sage and everything else the barber
could think Of. at the same time listen
ing with keenest enjoyment to the
tonsorialist's remarks about all things
on earth and In the waters under the
earth. So long before that he had for
gotten the gentlemans name and
what Office he was running for the old
man had vowed never to be shaved OF
shorn until so-and-so was elected
When he at last awoke to realization
that nobody cared II he never shaved
he concluded to shave just to show 'em
that he 1idn't care whether they cared
or not.--Kansas City Star.
Farmers' champion. (Elgin, Okla.) 1912-1922, 1914-02-04
Pulled Moiasses Candy

One-fourth cdpful Of butter, two
cupfuis Of granulated or coffee sugar
one and one'half cupful Of boiling wa.
ter. Mix all ingredients and boil
without stirring until II forms q soft
ball In cold water. Turn into q bit.
tered platter and fold toward the cen.
ter no II will not harden. When II can
be handled. pull until light, working
In any desired navoring. Cut with
the scissors and roll In squares Of
waved paper.-Delineator
Farmers' champion. (Elgin, Okla.) 1912-1922, 1914-02-04
Deadly Work Of Scorpion.

Some scorpion bites cause little
more than burning pain and numbness
In the part affected for a few days.
But the more poisonous varieties cause
death. and that especially. when
they sting young children or de-
Initiated old people. The lower class.
es Of people In Mexico suffer more than
the well-t0-do. because OF their custom
Of going about half naked most Of the
time.
Farmers' champion. (Elgin, Okla.) 1912-1922, 1914-02-04
Misunderotood.

Visitor (at the National Gallery
Why. them's the very same pictures
| saw here the day before yesterdaye
Attendant (dryly)--Quite likely.
4Vlsitor-Then the landlord where
I'm staying Is wrong. He told mo
that the pictures were changed daily
In all the leadin' picture houses.
Farmers' champion. (Elgin, Okla.) 1912-1922, 1914-02-04

Many people complain about the
blankets pulling from the foot Of the
bed. This trouble can be easily RENE
died by sewing . strip OF outing ian.
mel 1s inches wide across the bottom
Of the blanket. This you tuck under
the mattress. and you have the h,ll
length Of your blanket. You will ana
them very comfortable fixsd this vay.
Farmers' champion. (Elgin, Okla.) 1912-1922, 1914-02-04
Between the Acts.

Sir" said the man In the orchestra
Chair. in passing to and fro you have
ruined my silk hat
Il cannot help that. sir" said the
other. III you had gone out between
the acts yourself your hat would moi
have suffered!
Farmers' champion. (Elgin, Okla.) 1912-1922, 1914-02-04

Take large sweet potatoss, boiled;
remove Jacket. slice. put In pan. lib
orally spread with butter; sprinkle
with powdered sugar. brown quickly.
and serve with lemon tuics. Excslisnt
u served rightly.
Farmers' champion. (Elgin, Okla.) 1912-1922, 1914-02-04

One-half cup walnut kernels. chop
ped nne; two eggs. small piece Of bul,
ter. one.half cup milk: two cupfuls
nour. one cupful sugar. two small
spooufuls baking powder; II wanted
risAsr. uss more eggs and butter.
Farmers' champion. (Elgin, Okla.) 1912-1922, 1914-02-04

Even when q man has q pull he
sometimes has to be pushed.
Farmers' champion. (Elgin, Okla.) 1912-1922, 1914-02-04

regular kidney action anl urie ~
trouble. Thousands Of srateful eooo0-
mendations throughout Tie oouneV
prove their worth.
Farmers' champion. (Elgin, Okla.) 1912-1922, 1914-02-04

A mother never disturbs the slum.
bers of her second baby to see IL its
eyes have changed color.
Farmers' champion. (Elgin, Okla.) 1912-1922, 1914-02-04

Astonishing Tobacco Remedy = Guaranteed
% instantly Remove taste for clgArsetes q tobacco
In any form, or money cheerfuIly refunded send
Bc and receive wonderful remedy By return mall
Address DssA T. rsbases tsssss Co. WAiis,
Farmers' champion. (Elgin, Okla.) 1912-1922, 1914-02-04

Red Cross Ball Blue gives double value for
your money, goes twice - far ~ any other.
Don't put your money Into any other. Adv.
Farmers' champion. (Elgin, Okla.) 1912-1922, 1914-02-04

In addition to the love OF money
there are the queer ways We have Of
getting rid Of IT,
Farmers' champion. (Elgin, Okla.) 1912-1922, 1914-02-04

II Isn't always the biggest man who
looks down on his neighbors.
Farmers' champion. (Elgin, Okla.) 1912-1922, 1914-02-04

They stop the tickle-Dean's Mentho-
lated Cough Drops stop coughs by stop
ping the cause-5c at Drug Stores.
Farmers' champion. (Elgin, Okla.) 1912-1922, 1914-02-04

Progress.
How 10 your shaksspsarian club
getting On?'
''1plsadidly. We learned two new
stsps last wssk."--Lifs.
Farmers' champion. (Elgin, Okla.) 1912-1922, 1914-02-04

We are never too old 10 learn the
things that are OF no use to 10.
Farmers' champion. (Elgin, Okla.) 1912-1922, 1914-02-04
tise peeSsesnes

What kind Of cut do you prefer In
meat?"
"A cut price,"
Farmers' champion. (Elgin, Okla.) 1912-1922, 1914-02-04

Putnam Fadeless Dyes will last un.
I'll the goods wear out. Adv.
Farmers' champion. (Elgin, Okla.) 1912-1922, 1914-02-04

Actors initiate mankind; amateurs
i0itate actors.
Farmers' champion. (Elgin, Okla.) 1912-1922, 1914-02-04
Their Kind.

Their Kind.
Have these aircraft any kind og
wheels?"
Certainly. they have-nywheels."
The Daily Ardmoreite. [volume] (Ardmore, Okla.) 1893-current, 1914-12-31
IN
CONSOLIDATING
RURAL SCHOOLS
STATE sUPERINTENDENT RE.
PORTS THAT INTEREST IN THE
PLAN is INCREASING IN SOME
SECTIONS OF STATE.

Oklahoma City, Dec. 30.--lnterest
in consolidated rural schools is in
creasing in all sections of Oklahoma
The school authorities are interested
in these schools. In the report of
State Superintendent Wilson, just is
sued, that official points out the ad-
vantages of consolidated rural
schools and thus reviews the de-
velopment of the idea that has been
observed in the records and statisti-
cal reports
During the last three years de-
cided encouragement has been given
to rural school consolidation. The
first state aid was provided for by
the passage OF the law approved
March II, 1911, setting aside the
proceeds of section SO, Greer county,
for the benefit of the union graded
or consolidated schools, but no funds
were available until the legislature
of 1918 appropriated 100000 for this
purpose Since then the applica-
tons of sixty one districts for s92,-
oOf.93 have been approved by the
state superintendent. and in most
cases warrants have been issued by
the state auditor. The legislature OF
1913, set aside the remainder of the
public building fund for the consol-
idated schools The value of this
land has heen estimated at approx
mateIy s2,OOO,oO None of the land
has been sold, and only the rent
from section 80 Of old Greer count!
is available.
There are at this time 100 con
solidated schools located in forty-two
counties of our state This number
shows an increase OF 80 per cent in
consultations during the school year
lsl3-f4 The policy Of aiding these
schools has been fully vindicated as
evidenced by this notable increase 10
The Daily Ardmoreite. [volume] (Ardmore, Okla.) 1893-current, 1914-12-31
AFFAIRS BOARD
HAVE CONTROL
Of CAPITOL
MAS BEEN ON THE
BOARDS SINCE STATEHOOD,
WILL COME UP AGAIN.

Oklahoma City. Okla, Dec. 81
There Is a well defined movement
here to replace the capitol building
commission and place the building OF
the capitol In the hands of the board
of affairs. The movement Is not 30
popular as it was when II was first
mentioned. The talk is that too much
work is being placed in the hands of
the affairs board, it Is getting to be
greater than the board of agriculture
or greater than the governor And
there are other matters that enter In
to the discussion. The capitol has
been agitated ever since statehood, the
people are tired of the agitation, they
have confidence in the building com
mission and they would rather see the
matter stay in their hands and be
carried out Every Legislature has a
tendency to try to tear up and make
better what the preceding Legislature
did, and it will soon be so that good
men will not turn their business loose
and accept places with the state for
the reason that their positions are
endangered at all times. More stabili.
ty is asked for less agitation and
more solid work is desired by the
people, but the legislature must make
the people feel that they are earning
their money, and they will propose
to annul what the past legislature did
The Daily Ardmoreite. [volume] (Ardmore, Okla.) 1893-current, 1914-12-31

that one of its citizens Senator c. G.
Shaw, of Tishomingo, is in the fight,
Shaw Is opposed by Senator Mitchell
of Roger Mills county. In the SEN
ate the new members will not be so
largely in the control, many of them
were holdovers. Here the governor
will naturally not have so much in
nuence as in the house among the new
members but the senate will be inclin.
ed to be with the governor If it can
reasonably do so. Senator Shaw was
actively for Williams in the primary
election after the primary he was still
in the fight and naturally Williams
has a kind feeling in his heart for
Shaw. Whether that Kindness will
lead the governor to enter into the
fight favoring Shaw is not known.
The Daily Ardmoreite. [volume] (Ardmore, Okla.) 1893-current, 1914-12-31

II. G. Oliver, who on November y
was appointed assistant secretary OF
state by Secretary of State Ben Har-
rison, WAS on Tuesday, December %
appointed by Governor Cruce sec
retary of state, following the resig-
nation OF Secretary Harrison, who is
a member of the Fifth legislature,
representing Hughes county.
Mr.. Oliver Is a young man OF the
highest standing, is prominent IN
OklahOula politics. and ranks high
in the legal fraternity throughout the
state. He was president of the Will
liams Good Government club during
the recent campaign, and has served
as precinct committeeman and cleo
ton inspector at various times.
Mr.. Oliver received his early edu-
cation in the country schools, spent
one year at Burleson college, Green =
vile, Texas, and from 1906 to lslo
attended the University of Texas
graduating in the law department III
the class of 1910. In September OF
that wear he came to Oklahoma City
and began the practice OF law.
He WAS born on farm near Mount
Vernon, Texas. which town was also
the home of Senator Fred Tucker OF
Ardmore. Needless to say, Secretary
Oliver and Senator Tucker are two
of the youngest state officials in
Oklahoma After January IL, MT
Oliver will return 20 the law prac-
tice
The Daily Ardmoreite. [volume] (Ardmore, Okla.) 1893-current, 1914-12-31
LIQUOR ENFORCEMENT IN OKLA
H0MA IN BAD PRED|CAMENT

state OF affairs with reference TO
liquor enforcement is far from being
what the Anti-Saloon League would
like TO have.
1t Is argued that many OF the towns
where enforcement has been slack
have a worse condition than the
open saloon would be and II prohibi-
ton cannot be enforced there are
those who will openly advocate the
legalized saloon in preference TO tha
blind tiger.
Look here at the end of this
bottle" said a man. approaching me.
and 1t gave me fierce headache. In
the bottom here 1t looks Ike some
expert had withdrawn the liquor, and
from the headache ! have he must
have reflilled 1t with concOctlon of
cheap killing variety of liquor. The
brand is good. the government stamp
| is on the bottle, and III makes good
seller but the quality Is taken out"
That Is one of the practices of pro
hibltion Oklahoma that is charged.
and the work is not done by the
ordinary bootlegger, If It is done at
all 1t Is the work of an expert in a
factory or wholesale house. Wher-
ever it Is done the result is the
same.
| On the Indian Territory side,
where the federal government is
looking after liquor Introduction
cases it Is said that enforcement Is
| being better carried out but there
are instances of that side OF the
state where enforcement is being
poorly done.
In case resubmission becomes a
reality there will be the biggest fight
staged that Oklahoma has ever seen,
and that means lively election,
The Daily Ardmoreite. [volume] (Ardmore, Okla.) 1893-current, 1914-12-31

Oklahoma City, Okla, Dec. 3l.-The
Door old state board OF agriculture has
been doctored by every assembly ses-
sion and by half dozen initiated cleo
tions, and the rule will prove good at
the coming session and some bill Will
be introduced providing for the man
ner Of the nomination and election
of members of the state board OF
agriculture. As the law stands now,
the president is elected and one mem.
Der from each supreme court judicial
district is appointed by the governor.
Mr.. Ramsey, a member of the board
appointed by Governor Cruce, will re-
sign his membership for the reason
that he will take his place early in
January as member of the legisla-
ture. His home is at Colbert. Gov.
Williams will appoint man to sue
ceed him, but has never intimated
so far as any one knows who Will re-
ceive the appointment. Tom Bryan
will not be on the board for the next
four years as he will be succeeded by
Frank Gault of Geary, who was elect
ed president of the board at the No
vember election.
Frank Gault, by virtue of his posi-