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Saturday news. (Watertown, S.D.) 19??-19??, 1914-04-16

Keep the hogs hungry, SO that their
bowels VIII be active.
DO not feed too much new corn.
sl0p diet IS preferable.
DO not feed garbage Or other city ref
Ise. ass
Keep away from n~eighboring farms
where cholera ii thought TO exist
Drive 90 wandering dogs or other
stray animals
Quarantine newly purchased or Dor
rowtd hogs for FROM four to SIX weeks
sTIiis applies especially ~ show animals
returned from fairs
Saturday news. (Watertown, S.D.) 19??-19??, 1914-04-16
A Few sufficed.

A Few Sufficed.
Sir James Crichton Browne was sent
on a mission to Jamaica in connection
with the British colonial office. While
at Kingston he had IN encounter with
a colored but very humble official. Sir
James. a strenuous s~anitarian and an,
ardent Scot. was keenly interested in
the Scottish population Of the island
do you have many Scotsmen in these
,partsgr he asked of the official. The
darby thought for a moment and then.
answered, Not many; just a few. but
enough. Sir James collapsed.
Saturday news. (Watertown, S.D.) 19??-19??, 1914-04-16
Marcus P. Beebe
of Ipswich no More

News of the sudden death of Mr..
NJ. P. Beebe, OF Ipswich, at his home
came as a shock to people all over
the state. 1t was known that Mr..
Beebe had not been well of late but
his friends generally supposed he was
improving, but he died suddenly from
leakage of the heart
The Athena press. [volume] (Athena, Umatilla County, Or.) 18??-1942, 1914-11-13
Rarbed Wire In Warfare.

Russia is in the market to purchase
from us 5000 tons of barbed wire to
be used in military operations. The
effectiveness of barbed wire entangle-
ments as defense measures has been
demonstrated repeatedly since our
war with Spain, They were brought
into use then with much success and
were very effective as part of the
Russian defenses at Port Arthur in
the war with Japan. The Russians
probably have in mind their expert
ence in the far east and are hoping
to make equally good use of the wire
they would purchase in this country.
The Russian entanglements before
Port Arthur consisted of four parallel
lines Of three-strand fences about
three feet high. The fences were
about 10 feet apart and zigzag lines
OF barbed wire were strung back and
forth between the fences. And in ad-
dition large quantities Of loose coils
the ground. The combination was al
most an impossible barrier. 1t was
found that the Japanese could not
make progress by cutting the wires.
II they got through the first fence
they became entangled in the wire on
the ground if they we're not shot down
before reaching the second fence.
The Japanese tried the expedient of
having their soldiers charge with mat
tresses which they threw on the
fences. That was only a partial sue
cess, as many men became helpless
in the ENHANCEMENT of loose wires on
the ground. The entanglements fl
nally were disposed of by pulling up
the posts and dragging the fences
away under cover of darkness, but it
was long and costly task for the at
tacking force.
The use of wire entanglements is
valuable as defense measure and
even then has it's limitations. An en-
tanglement which would keep an army
of Germans from reaching the Rus
slams also would prevent the Russians
from getting at the Germans. 1t is
effective in delaying and hampering
the progress of an enemy and it also
protects him against pursuit and as
sault in case the fortune Of battle is
against him. m.-Indianapolis Star.
The Athena press. [volume] (Athena, Umatilla County, Or.) 18??-1942, 1914-11-13
Industrial Era For Us.

Fifteen million men in the field will
use apparel about three times as fast
as when peace prevails. The equip
ment of 100000 horses is no small
item and means steady equipment of
supplies and food for this vast army.
Europe can not fight and meet these
requirements simultaneously.
The more one Of our industries Is
taxed the greater the activity which
will be reflected upon others. 1t is
the history of war that the first shock
produced dullness, but upon recovery
industry doomed and prices scared.
There is reason to believe that history
will repeat itself and as the waste and
demolition exceed any previous dem
onstration the sources of supply must
be looked to to meet the inevitable
demand.
We are at peace, the greatest indus
trial nation; we have the mills, the
farms, in short, the equipment wanted.
In spite of fear we must be busy for
ourselves and for others. Some i'm
portant materials we may lack, but
we will be ingenious enough to evolve
adequate substitutes.-Fiber and Fab
ric.
The Athena press. [volume] (Athena, Umatilla County, Or.) 18??-1942, 1914-11-13
HOW RESINOL CURED
ITCHING SKIN TORMENT

Baltimore, Nd, May %, 1914: my
limbs from knee to ankle were com
pletely covered with eczema for a
year. l hated to go in company, it
itched and burned 80 badly. had no
rest at night. tried good many
remedies for eczema, both liquid and
salve, but they did me no good, only
made the skin more rough and scaly.
learned of resinol ointment and resi-
mol soap and tried them, and was re-
lieved Of the severe itching and burn
ing AT ONCE, and after months
steady use was completely cured"
(Signed) 7. S. Lewis, 1921 Summit st.
Sold by all druggists.-Adv.
The Athena press. [volume] (Athena, Umatilla County, Or.) 18??-1942, 1914-11-13
Mo Danger.

An old woman was greatly fright
ened when the train thundered into
the long tunnel.
do you think" she asked the con-
ductor, this tunnel is perfectly safe?"
Don't be afraid, madam" replied
the waggish official. "Our company
got you in this hole, and we're bound
to see you through. kansas City
Times.
The Athena press. [volume] (Athena, Umatilla County, Or.) 18??-1942, 1914-11-13
Helping Kidneys
By Clearing Blood
A Function Greatly Assisted
By a Well-Known
8, Remedy.

Most readers will be interested to NOR
clearly understand why analysis of urine is
SO important. In the use of s, S. s. to
purify the blood, Its action Is stlmulant
to the myriad Of fine blood vessels that
make up the constructive tissues OF the
Kidneys. All the blood from all over the
body must pass through the kidneys. They
act as testers and assayers. And according
to what they allow to pass out in the urine.
both as to quantity and materials, the
health of the kidneys and the quality Of the
blood Is determined. The catalytic energy
forced by $. s. s. is shewn in the urine.
1t is also demonstrated in the skin, And
ss the blood continues to sweep through
the kidneys the dominating nature Of
8. s. S., acting as 1t does through all tba
avenues OF elimination, shows marked
decrease Of disease manifestations az DEM
onstrated by urine analysis. This assist
nnce is q great relief to the kidneys The
body wastes are more evenly distributed to
the emunctories; their elimination Is slim
Mated by the tonic action afforded the
liver, lungs, skin and kidneys. Thus, in
cases Of rheumatism, cystitis, chrontc sore
throat, huskiness Of voice, bronchitis, asth-
ma and the myriad Of other reflex intica-
tions of weak kidney action. nrst purify
your blood with S. s. s., SO 1t will enable
the. tissues TO rebuild the cellular strength
and regain the normal health:
s. s. s. Is prepared BY The Swift Specific
Co, 52I Swift Bldg, Atlanta, Ca, and Il
you have any deepgeated or obstinate blood
trouble; write 10 their Medical Dept. foE
free advice.
The Athena press. [volume] (Athena, Umatilla County, Or.) 18??-1942, 1914-11-13
A Plea of Guilty.

'What!" exclaimed the teacher,
docs no one know? What animal has
bristly hair, is dirty all the time and
loves getting into the mud?"
A small boy raised timid hand.
"Well, Allan" said the teacher, "tell
us what it is"
'Please, ma'am." said the little boy
reflectively, "it's me."-Chicago Amer
ican,
The Athena press. [volume] (Athena, Umatilla County, Or.) 18??-1942, 1914-11-13
Conceded.

Mr. Taft" declares the New York
World, "has gained high place among
ex-presidents." We insist, however,
that while this is undoubtedly true
Mr.. Roosevelt ranks second. Boston
Transcript.
The Athena press. [volume] (Athena, Umatilla County, Or.) 18??-1942, 1914-11-13
Her Belief.

DO you," he asked, "believe in early
marriage?"
WELL" she replied, II used to, but
| am willing to say that at present |
believe better late than never may
be applied to marriage as well as to
some other things. Brooklyn Citi-
zen
The Athena press. [volume] (Athena, Umatilla County, Or.) 18??-1942, 1914-11-13
Didn't Need To.

What are you laughing att" asked
the Old Fogy. What's SO funny in
that paper?"
ut says here that hundred per-
sons have left New York to engage in
missionary work." said the Crouch
Cincinnati Enquirer
The Athena press. [volume] (Athena, Umatilla County, Or.) 18??-1942, 1914-11-13
A Sure Proof Of Love.

I'm certain he loves me-" said the
suburban girl
"How's that?"
"It is four-mile walk to town. He
misses the last car about twice week,
but he still keeps calling. Pittsburg
Post.
The Athena press. [volume] (Athena, Umatilla County, Or.) 18??-1942, 1914-11-13
MoraI-Never Give Up.

WOFaI-NeVeF GIVe Up.
Mrs. Flatte-Did you see the doctor
about your indigestion today?
Mr. Flatte-Yes.
Mrs. Flatte-Did he ask you to give
up anything?
Yes, $2.-Yonkers Statesman
The Athena press. [volume] (Athena, Umatilla County, Or.) 18??-1942, 1914-11-13
And Sometimes Trousers.

The teacher was examining the class
In physiology. MARY, you tell us.
she asked, what is the function OF
the stomach?" "The function of the
stomach" the little girl answered, SIS
to hold up the petticoat. Buffalo Elk,
press.
The Athena press. [volume] (Athena, Umatilla County, Or.) 18??-1942, 1914-11-13

The system of some candidates,
Like loving. loyal brothers,
Is to extol their own virtues
BY bawling out the others.
The Athena press. [volume] (Athena, Umatilla County, Or.) 18??-1942, 1914-11-13
Ruptured

Persons suffer more from inexperienced truss
fitting than from hernia. Why not buy your
trusses from experts? Try Laue-Davis Drug Co.,
at 3D. and Yamhill. Portland. Ore, who are ex-
perts and know how.
The Athena press. [volume] (Athena, Umatilla County, Or.) 18??-1942, 1914-11-13
Well Answered.

Teacher of Hygiene-Why must we
always be careful to keep our houses
clean and neat?
Little Girl-Because company may
walk in at any moment.-Judge.
The Athena press. [volume] (Athena, Umatilla County, Or.) 18??-1942, 1914-11-13
A Time Saver.

81 always tell the waiter what I'm
going to tip him."
"Why?"
$50 he won't keep me waiting half
an hour while the cashier splits $40
bill into dimes. Detroit Free Press
The Athena press. [volume] (Athena, Umatilla County, Or.) 18??-1942, 1914-11-13

Some of the new skirts are four
yards around, The women can take
half dozen old ones and make styl-
ish one.
The Athena press. [volume] (Athena, Umatilla County, Or.) 18??-1942, 1914-11-13

The Germans deny overtures. Ger
tainly. The "Wacht Am Rhein" and
Deutschland Uber Allies" have sup
planted mere overtures.
The Athena press. [volume] (Athena, Umatilla County, Or.) 18??-1942, 1914-11-13

A war correspondent has coined the
phrase, sirocco of shrapnel, With
the Turcos from Africa mixed up In 1t
the phrase seems apt.
The Athena press. [volume] (Athena, Umatilla County, Or.) 18??-1942, 1914-11-13
The MOSQUITO Habit.

What makes Jack keep slapping
himself on the back Of his neck?"
"He spent his vacation at a New
Jersey summer resort and he can't
get rid of the habit."-St Louis Post
Dispatch.
The Athena press. [volume] (Athena, Umatilla County, Or.) 18??-1942, 1914-11-13
A self-Denyinu Editor.

At any rate we have never stated
that the Germans went into Ostend
without ostendation and that ostendsi-
bly, they were bound for the Channel.
Philadelphia Public Ledger.
The Athena press. [volume] (Athena, Umatilla County, Or.) 18??-1942, 1914-11-13

Our language is funny thing.
1t really makes me laugh.
We speak of something going on
When 1t is coming off.
The Athena press. [volume] (Athena, Umatilla County, Or.) 18??-1942, 1914-11-13
Good Missionary Year.

In one mission in India last year
10000 were baptized. In the last two
years this mission has added more
people to the Christian covenants than
in the first forty years of its labors.
The Athena press. [volume] (Athena, Umatilla County, Or.) 18??-1942, 1914-11-13
No Opener Needed.

Two Philadelphians have patented a
crown seal for bottles to which is at
tached bit of metal to lift it with.
out the necessity for separate
opener
The Athena press. [volume] (Athena, Umatilla County, Or.) 18??-1942, 1914-11-13
Tobacco Habit Cured

Not only to users of pipe and cigars, but the
vicious cigarette habit is overcome by using the
'EITRITE" treatment. Price complete. postage
paid, $1.00. Laue-Davis Drug Co.. Sd and YAM
hill. Portland. Or. when writing mention this
paper.)
The Athena press. [volume] (Athena, Umatilla County, Or.) 18??-1942, 1914-11-13

A baseball player is seeking di-
vorce. He is tired of stealing home,
making sacrifice hits and culinary err
rors.
The Athena press. [volume] (Athena, Umatilla County, Or.) 18??-1942, 1914-11-13

New job for university students
attending society functions and dem
onstrating latest dances. The fount
OF knowledge seems to have gone dry.
The Athena press. [volume] (Athena, Umatilla County, Or.) 18??-1942, 1914-11-13
Rubber in Malays.

A gum has been discovered in large
quantities in the Malay peninsula that
yields from 10 to 20 per cent pure
rubber.
The Athena press. [volume] (Athena, Umatilla County, Or.) 18??-1942, 1914-11-13

In spite Of weeks of argument,
The. voting signifies
That all the vets will still be vets
And all the dries be dries.
The Athena press. [volume] (Athena, Umatilla County, Or.) 18??-1942, 1914-11-13
Kola Tablets

have many friends who use them as n general
tonic and for Kidney trouble. Price 25c per box.
boxes for si.oo. For sale by Laue-Davis Drug
Co., Sd and Ysmhill Sts.. Portland Ore.
The Athena press. [volume] (Athena, Umatilla County, Or.) 18??-1942, 1914-11-13

Even election day has its advant-
ages. For one day at least the war
takes a secondary position.
The Athena press. [volume] (Athena, Umatilla County, Or.) 18??-1942, 1914-11-13

That relief ship certainly can be re-
One thousand boxes of it are on board
ferred to as bringing home the bacon.
The Athena press. [volume] (Athena, Umatilla County, Or.) 18??-1942, 1914-11-13

Few deer are being reported shot,
but the number of hunters bagged
seems to keep up to standard.
The Athena press. [volume] (Athena, Umatilla County, Or.) 18??-1942, 1914-11-13

They often tell us the worm will
turn, but only two in 5000 boxes of
apples returned to the selling agency,
The Athena press. [volume] (Athena, Umatilla County, Or.) 18??-1942, 1914-11-13
Flour Imported to Eqypt.

Flour imports in Egypt increased
from $2,500,000 during the first four
months of last year to more than
$4,000,000 in like period this year.
The Athena press. [volume] (Athena, Umatilla County, Or.) 18??-1942, 1914-11-13

A marconigram from the allies to
the kaiser: In the matter of Calais, it
is case of taker, not Havre.
The Athena press. [volume] (Athena, Umatilla County, Or.) 18??-1942, 1914-11-13

He wasn't pitcher, but witness
in court recently got peeved when the
attorney criticized his delivery.
The Athena press. [volume] (Athena, Umatilla County, Or.) 18??-1942, 1914-11-13

Probably It is an unwise plan to
count the enemy. 1t might be better
to discount them and then lick them.
The Athena press. [volume] (Athena, Umatilla County, Or.) 18??-1942, 1914-11-13
The south,s Fear.

Here in the south our chief fear
now is that the European savages will
quit wearing clothes. - Galveston
News.
The Athena press. [volume] (Athena, Umatilla County, Or.) 18??-1942, 1914-11-13

YOUR OWN DRUGGIST WILL TELL YOU
Try Murine Eye Remedy for Red, Weak, Watery
Eyes and Granulated Eyelids; No Smarting--
Just. Eye Comfort. Write for Book of The Eye
by ymail Free. Murine Eye Remedy Co., Chicago.
The Athena press. [volume] (Athena, Umatilla County, Or.) 18??-1942, 1914-11-13

In times of war, as you may have
noted, brilliant execution is often sup
planted by plausible explanation.
The Athena press. [volume] (Athena, Umatilla County, Or.) 18??-1942, 1914-11-13

British women are going to stint on
dress. Their cousins In this land seem
to have stinted to the limit.
The Athena press. [volume] (Athena, Umatilla County, Or.) 18??-1942, 1914-11-13

He was a thoughtful citizen,
He studied ballots late,
But when it came election day,
He up and voted straight.
The Athena press. [volume] (Athena, Umatilla County, Or.) 18??-1942, 1914-11-13

AGENTS make 500 profit. Sell every mechanic
on sight. New invention, exclusive territory;
write Dahl Co., 81 East 42d, New York.
The Athena press. [volume] (Athena, Umatilla County, Or.) 18??-1942, 1914-11-13
PUTNAM FADELESS DYES

color Six. wesl Cotton and M1sd Goods kss cents
MONROE DzuG COMPANY. psrztusas z. Qusasy, naasss
The Athena press. [volume] (Athena, Umatilla County, Or.) 18??-1942, 1914-11-13

sods assa and brighter than
hags WHts os rss s0Shs Hos pYs
Evening journal., 1914-10-30

Miss Alfredo B.
Sunday school Mrs.
Miss Edna Carpenters Sunday school
Mabel Ponder Hnde
Of active The
LippncOtt depository forwarded to THE EVENING JOURNAL
THE EVENING JOURNAL today that TO-
the contributed Chill
dren's Fundthr EVENING JOURNAL
millions and girls Christ
mas this
their fathers the armies Great
Austria Russia Belgium Ser MonnegrO the
territory.
purpose Chdrens
Christmas least 100000 those children the dis
impariy all the lands involved in the
behalf the children nationwide
participate Santa Claus to these kddies
who have the Of the world.
Hammond National chairman the fund,
Club It's
EVENING JOURNAL their official
solicit Nmas gifts for those children has
accented appointment wishes remind those desire
give that the campaign quickly Christmas ship
gifts, must reach Europe several weeks before
Christmas that a proper distribution may be made.
invites church and Sunday school Oganiza
ons public parOh clubs lodges and civic
organizations kinds this Santa Claus work. which
OF international import and interest
when Christmas will be comforting thought to those
who have warren there chill
dren whose eyes eang upon them
Delaware Such thought Is enough to the
heart of anyD Delaware or child
Therefore your gifts HidiCs
the benecaes ample time
show
and doing in that broad enough overlap into
the the other side OF the Atlantic
Evening journal., 1914-10-30
SuRpRISF PARTY.

A surprise masquerade party was
given to Miss Edith Mcdowell at her
home, No. 900 Clayton street, on
Monday evening. Violin selections
we're given by Edgar Binder, accom-
panied by Miss May Hammer on the
pianos
Those present we're: Misses Edith
Mcdowell, Marguerite Maloney, Rose
Farnan, Jane McCafferty. Sue Black,
Francis Connor. Mrs. Binder, Yer
bena Hammer, Lucy Hammer, En-
ma Reed. Elanore Reed, Margaret
Mcdowell, Mabel Stewart, Laura
Stewart. Bessie Mcdowell, Laura
Reed, Theodore Hammer, Ellsworth
Walton, Jack Brandenburg, Clarence
Brandenburg, Charles McCleaver
George King, Dave Lemon, Johr
Grove, Albert Haggerty. Louis Rusc
Edgar Binder, Millard Nickerson
Mrs. Simon, and Mrs. Mcdowell.
Evening journal., 1914-10-30
MASK PARTY.

A masquerade party was given At
the home of Harry c. Bierman, No.
zoos West Third street, last night
Those present were: Mr.. and Mrs.
Joseph b. Bierman. Mrs. Frank j..
Krastel. Mrs. Joseph A. Murray, Mrs.
John Brown, Misses Catherine Hag-
gerty Mamie Bierman. Mildred Bier
man, Margaret Bierman, Elvera Kras-
tie, Marion Krastle. Theresa Murray,
Edna Murray Mcllie Burns, Rose
Rodgers. Helen Bockman, Frances
Connor. Beatrice Stats. Madeline
Rodgers. Mary Filliben, Fannie Kel-
ley, Cassie Kelley Lillian Quill, Cath
crime Casey. Messrs. Harry c. Bier
man, James Rodgers, Thomas
Rodgers. William Weaver, James
! OConnor. Francis Pimm, John Boyle
Albert Quill, ]. A. Spragg, John For
rest, John Hanley Joseph Murray
Edward j. Haggerty, B. Joseph Bier
man.
Evening journal., 1914-10-30
MAsnnERAnE PARTY.

A masquerade party was given AZ
the home of Mr.. and Mrs. Gregg Ly-
nam on Tuesday evening. Among
those present were Mr. and Mrs.
William Appleby and son, Mr.. and
Mrs. Gregg lyman, Mr. and Mrs.
Harvey Lyman. Mr.. and Mrs Frank
Hawthorne. Mr. and Mrs. Harry
stradley. the Rev. Thomas Barrett
Mrs. Mary Hathorne, Mr.. and Mrs.
Charles De Grofta, Professor and
Mrs. George MoCarns, Mr.. and Mrs.
William Little, Miss Ella and Anna
Stroud, Clara Stroud, Elizabeth
stroud, Anna Richards. Irene Rich
ards. Clara Sterling. Vera Mcdowell
Sara Appleby. Alma Appleby, Mary
Appleby, Rachel Appleby. Clara Staf-
ford. Mildred Stafford, Bessie Lyman
Mary Lyman. Helen Lyman, Mary
McCrowen, Grace Hawthorne Ethel
| Hathorne, Edna Chambers, Fannie
Barrett. Miss Martin, Miriam Bullen
! Ella Saunders, Mildred Stradley
! Clarence Stroud. Alfred Davidson
] Frank Stafford, Harry Stafford Reese
} Jarman, Louis Jarman, Oliver Apple
by. Oliver Lyman. Raymond Lyman
Joseph Singer, David Fordham, High
land Bullen, William Morrison, vii
liam Smith Ralph Smith, Frank Nc
| Dowell. H. Vernon Lyman, Edwin
Lyman. Howard Ball. Warren Gran
ston, Edward Hall, Leslie Hall, Wal
ter Morgan. Clifford Lyman Danie
Kemp, George Kemp, Lyman Nc
Callister, George Gray, Ralph Haw
thorne, Ralph Stradley. Irwin Strad
ley, Preston Stradley and Mis-
Brown.
Evening journal., 1914-10-30
MASQUERADE PARTY.

The home of Misses Sadie and
Viola Lavender. Montrose, was the
scene Of a masquerade party last
evening. During the evening many
appropriate games were INDUCED in.
Among those present we're: Misses
Maud Harvey. Elizabeth Cochran
Elizabeth Camperson, Edna Wrench
Myrtle Jackson. Edith Anderson
Elizabeth Townsend, Clara Webb
Vera Kershaw. Lola Parvis, Mar.
garet White. Viola Lavender, Sadie
Cavender. John Scott, Wesley Davis
Edward Henvis, J. Harry Wright AL.
fred Burns. Charles Hahn, Preston
Haynes. Samuel Camperson, Bennie
Johnson, Ellis Cavender. Oscar
Burns. Walter Aurand, Oscar Lank
Mr.. and Mrs. George Vandegrift, Mr.
and Mrs William f. Lavender.
Evening journal., 1914-10-30
SOCIAL and Personal news

Mr. and Mrs. elisha Lee will at
tend reception to be given by DR..
Thomas Stockham Baker. director of
the Tome school, after the Hih-Tome
football game on Saturday
Mr.. Truman T.. Brigham, OF Am
herst. Mass. Is visiting his daughter
Mrs. Ransom p. Nichols. at Newport
Mrs. r. p. Nichols and her father
Mr.. Brigham. of Newport. are spend
ing a few days with DR.. Merle T. Ad
kins. at Baltimore.
Evening journal., 1914-10-30
HUSTFD.BINKER.

Az Goodman parsonage on Wednes-
day. Miss Edna J. Hustled and Elmer
J. Binker. both of Philadelphia, Pa,
were married by the Rev. ]. p. Out
ten The couple we're accompanied
by James A. Wilkinson and Miss
Adlaide l.. Lownes, also of Phila-
delphia. After the marriage the
bridal party went to the home Of the
groom's father, Joseph II. Binker.
No. 1923 Gilpin avenue. where they
were joyfully welcomed.