Arizona republican., 1914-06-21
LITTLE JAMES
Concerning Our Present Diplomatic Relations WhicI
 Come Under the General Head of Sportsl


 T notis by th Papers" sez My Paw at we got Skinned by tn Brittishers in that there Follow Calm last week. Whats Follow Gaim?" I ast, My Paw sez: Its kind O Horse Crokay which you play with Malet which you strike at a Ball with. missin it offener'n you Hit it, they's always a Chanst you Skore by knockin a frunt Leg offn your Opponence Horse. It's a Calm which tn Brittshers nterdoosed us but it wasn't long till could al it. It seems till Lately like they wasn't nothn' at cuddent Put Over onto 'em. but tn tides been a turnin re- gently
 We ust be tn Champeens tn British at Golf which is their Own Gaim. Tennus which Indigenous to England. We could jump em an Outrassle em an outsWim em an run Circles all around em. Fer more'n d 100 yeers Prize Ffters has been Hammerin tn British Prize Fiters to Wood Pulp, and We been beetin Sir Tom Lipton in Watch races till Ashamed of ourselfs an been tryin Even Up with Tommus fer tn Ten Yeers by nearly Bustin ourselfs drinkn tn Tea which he sells That cheers up Sir Tommus an don't lnnebriate tall.
 Sir Tommus he few weeks ago I'm agon' give them Amerrycans anuther Run fer tn Amerrycy's Cup. If I cant Histe it under tn Wilson Adminisrashun, which is friendly us l can't never Lift it a tall We been gttin away with most everythin' else at have went after since tn Fourth of March, 1913 an all tn Snes is Prop ishus at we'll Drag tn Cup home this time So Sir Tommus gives orders fer to Bid tn Shamrock tn Steenth, an he to tn Bote Bilder. You bild her fast at when tn Amerrycans her goin after tn Cup they'll think it's Wite Cost, git Skeered.
 Some of tn United States Follow Players d got beat after it all over at they owed their Defect to tn Luv of Country; they had it all Framed Up send them Brittishers home in Shame jst before tn Gam begun they seeved Letter from President Wilson which -Nowfs tn Time Show British Brothers which with us, is tn Sons of Common Mother at we're Troo Sports an Good Losers. You could Grately Aid tn Admnstras shun in its Dellycit Task by Playin Little Keerless an gtin yourselfs Penalized Often. I wsht Remine you at theys Critticle Stwashun an at theys Matters of Nearder Consekencen tn Trofy a Follow Calm. trust at You'll Lay down fer me this Gaim in Ungrudgin Measure.
 I'm sendin' a Confidenshle Communica ashun to tn Amerrycan Yatchmen not to make tn Resolute tn Nanitie whichever they have fer tn Defender, too Swift this time. They's lots Q things could happen 'atd be Worser'n LOsin' tn Amerrycy's Cup which ain't of much Intrinsic Vaoo nohow. Tn Admnistrashund much ruher throw in an Buy Cup fer tn Amerrycan Yatchmenn fer em to keep this wun away from Trends. tn British, any Longer Even Wiyum J. OBrien at he'll give towards a moo Watch Cup which they ain't Con- tenshun
 This aint Yeer be takin' British ScaIps. an call all AmerIycan Parties Refrane from what has become Nashnle Habbit of Lickin tn British It's Hi Time at tn Ole Annymosities which Engineered by tn Rash Ackshun of few Hot -hedded an Il- advised Amerrycans in Filydelfy on July tn Fourth 1776, Removed
 LITTLE JAMES