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Farmers' champion. (Elgin, Okla.) 1912-1922, 1914-05-27

Charlie Eads and wife of Sny-
der visited relatives here during
the past week.
j. II. Harrison is building a
new barn on his farm where
Lon Schell lives.
Cleaning and pressing of all
kinds: first door east of the drug
store. James Sawyers. (adv.)
See H. P. Wettengel for insur-
ance, farm loans, real estate, In
diana silos and notary work.
II. E. Russell, Lee Russell and
three other men from Lawton
were here Tuesday on business.
Miss Hazel Winner of Lawton
visited here from Friday till
Sunday with the Willhite family.
c. A. Wolcott of Guthrie came
last Wednesday evening for a
visit with his three sons, and re-
turned home Monday.
w. T. Wolcott, l.. d. SPARKS.
A. p. Harney, Frank Eads. and
James Sawyers autoed to Law
ton Thursday afternoon.
When staying over night in
Lawton, get good bed at the
Fair Rooming House, 624 d.
Ave. J.P.kennemur. Prop. lad. I
Buy Chalmers Porosknit IN.
derwear. Satisfaction guaran.
teed or money refunded or gar
ment replaced. +. Stone. [adv.]
James Walker. Misses Junia
Walker, Mable and Faye Black
of the Mt. View district attend
ed the school exercises here
Friday night and visited Satur-
~~S'
Farmers' champion. (Elgin, Okla.) 1912-1922, 1914-05-27
Wednesday Elgin Markets.

Subscribe for the FARMERS 8
CHAMPION and get all the local
news.
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notice.
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CHAMPION ads pay best.

10000 chickens wanted at Z.
Stones. adv.
J. II. Abbott was in Lawton
Tuesday on business.
j. t. Stephens of Lav.on was
a business caller here Tuesday.
DIR. Hilsmeyer had a new
phone installed in his Office
Tuesday.
]. II. Edwards of Cache. can
didate for sheriff, was calling on
the voters here todsy.
J. d. Davis. wife and son Of
Sterling. were passengers from
here to Lawton Sunday.
A rain began falling Tuesday
afternoon and has continued al
most steady for p hour.
Every third dollar spent at f.
Stones on Saturday, MAY so.
viii get "a lbs. of sugar. lady. !
Mrs. S. J. Wilihite left today
for a visit with her brother in
the northwest part of the state.
J. II. Har. son and wife left
Monday for Edmond to attend
the state normal during the sum-
mer.
Col. L. c. Coffin and D. F.
Stauffer attended the annual en-.
campment at Saltwater last
week.
G. NJ. Meaiville. one of the
candidates for representative.
was calling on the voters here
Monday.
A civil service man from Wash
ington, ID. c., came in Tuesday
noon. but his mission here has
not been learned.
c. F. Brandon and family Wis.
tied Sunday with the Weaver
family north west of here in the
Doyle school district.
A representative of the Indi-.
ana Stave Silo Co. came in Tues
day evening to work with the
local agent, II. P. Wettengel.
The CHAMPION 3 months. 25c.
Farmers' champion. (Elgin, Okla.) 1912-1922, 1914-05-27

A phone has been installed in
the CHAMPION office. so don't
fail to phone us any news you
have, as it will be thankfully
received.
Farmers' champion. (Elgin, Okla.) 1912-1922, 1914-05-27
Elgin, Msy 27

Entered as sec0nd-class mat
ter, December Srd. 1912. at the
Yostofiice at El4in, Oklahoma,
under the Act Of March 3rd. 1879
Farmers' champion. (Elgin, Okla.) 1912-1922, 1914-05-27

The CHAMPION 3 months. 25c.
Farmers' champion. (Elgin, Okla.) 1912-1922, 1914-05-27
We do Job work.
DON'T MISS THE
PAGEANT AND
MASQUEOF
SAINT LOUIS

the greatest historical plav
ever staged; to be produced in
foKEST PARK. ST. LOUIS
MAY %, 20 80 and 81.
a cast of seven thousand ner.
formers will reproduce scenes
3s absorbing interest in the
nistory OF st. Louis and tho
Southwest, such as, The mound
builders at work, Indian dan.
ces and battles, The De Soto
expedition, The landing % nf
Laclede, The building of 81
Louis, Transfer of Louisiana
purchase, Lewis and Clnrva
War. VIC o'Vi'
The history of the Southwes,
VIII be re-enacted from tle
days of the Mound Builders % 20
those Of the Civil War: ali of Of
II in correct costumes, by well.
drilled performers, and IN
beautiful open air sett;nv
with real water, represent;nn.,
the Mississippi river. '"s
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your tIcket roacs over the
:. FRISCO lINl.S nc
l.Ni! ! VIII be glad to furnish infor. |
ma, nation =. as to fares and service
ervations. 80 TO-
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II you want any Office get your
hat into the ring by announcing
In the yARMERs' CHAMPION:
Farmers' champion. (Elgin, Okla.) 1912-1922, 1914-05-27
EnVrhrIsIln nArEs.

Display ads, " l-icsnts per inch for
eaon insertion. Discounts given on
hlgs ads. an a1vcstisine matter run
until paid aud ordered out
Farmers' champion. (Elgin, Okla.) 1912-1922, 1914-05-27
DAILY DIET HINTS
By DR. r. j. ALLEN
Food Specialist.
A MoNopIET EXPERIMENT.

A reader Of these hints, I'm
preased with the reasonable lensss
Of the argument In favor of the
monodiet, tried the plan Of eat
ing only one food at a meal.
The immediate result was un.
satisfactory, because, az she
said. che always felt as " she
hadn't eaten at all. She was
never satisfied, even though she
ate much more than formerly,
when she mixed her food. That
seemed strange. but she admit
ted that, however much she
might feel unsatisHsd after eat.
Ing her evening meal, she was
no more hungry In the morning
than when she had eaten In the
old way.
The vitality consumed In dl.
gesting q single food 10 % much
less that tho feeling may hs
compared to the effeet Of sud-
denly turning on the full current
TO an sHscty street car at rest.
do not advise everybody TO
adopt the monodiet, and never
suddenly, though I rarely eat
more than two articles at q vnsal
myself, but I always advise Il
for the invalid, for q time. The
chief argument against the elm.
pie diet, that we must have varl-
ETY. to get full nutrition, 10 Nm
reasonable; Tor milk, for the In.
ssnt, wheat. corn, Nes, pecan
nuts, oatmeal. dates, prunss,
bananas (aiiewlne fss meIsturs)
and some other foods centaIn,
each In Itself, . Far better bel.
anes than the average person
gsts at the ordinary meal by
mixing several feeds.
Farmers' champion. (Elgin, Okla.) 1912-1922, 1914-05-27
Elgin Methodist Circuit.

Rev. d. L. Hinckley, pastor of the
Elgin Methodist circuit, will preach at
the different appointments on the
Sundays and hours given below.
Sunday. II n. m. 7;3O u m.
Wood County reporter. [volume] (Grand Rapids [i.e. Wisconsin Rapids], Wis.) 1857-1923, 1914-03-19
RUDOLPH.

Mr.. and Mrs. CJaNssen De Long OF
Edgar spent a few days at the Peter
Akey home. They came to stand fol
the little son of Mr.. and Mrs. Theo.
De Bye, who was baptised Sunday.
Mr.. and Mrs. VIII Hams wer,e cal
led to Marshfield Wednesday night
by the serious illness of the formers
brother-inlaw Mr.. Joseph Frfedel who
passed away and was buried Satur-
day Mr.. and Mrs. Hams returned
Saturday evening.
We are sorry to hear that cur old
townsman c. o. Hassel lies very low
at his home in your city
Mr.. and Mrs. John Feictle are re-
jocing over the arrival of a baby boy
born Thursday March IL.
Mrs F. Whitman went to I'oma-
hawk on the early morning train last
Wednesday TO visit her daughter Cas-
sic She was called to your city Fri
day evening by the serious illness
of her husband
Mr.. Freund Of Malone arrived last
Wednesday evening to visit his daugh
Wood County reporter. [volume] (Grand Rapids [i.e. Wisconsin Rapids], Wis.) 1857-1923, 1914-03-19
PLAINFIELD.

2. c. Waterman, village treasurer
and H. c. Wood town treasurer were
Wautoma business visitors Monday
and made their returns to the coun-
ty treasurer.
The funeral of Miss Bermice Drake
was held Tuesday, she having died
in a hospital in Milwaukee Saturday,
the result of am operation. She was
Is years of age and a daughter of
Chas. Drake of this town.
A caucus for Pine Grove will be
held Saturday afternoon March % at
> o'clock at Woodman Hall i'm Ban
croft to nominate town officers.
Winnie Straw visited Chicago Mon
day and Tuesday.
The young people enjoyed a dane
ing party at VIM. Hahn's residence
Wednesday evening.
J. T. Walter was taken sick very
suddenly last week but is better now
James Burr has rented the old Rad
clippe house of Walter Corrigan and
Will move into Bancroft soon from
the John Wilson farm.
Miss Bess Margeson of GRAND Ra-
pids is spending the week here as
the guest of her aunt Mrs. J. w. Bo-
wee.
Wood County reporter. [volume] (Grand Rapids [i.e. Wisconsin Rapids], Wis.) 1857-1923, 1914-03-19

ter Mrs. Julius Krebsbach. He re
turned home Monday noon.
Mrs J. A. Jackson and daughter
Janet were callers in your city SatUr-
day
Louie Joosten was caller in your
city Saturday.
Last Thursday Frank Whitman shi
ped a nice little colt to his grandson
StilesCm Arnqiust in Hoffman Mimi.
Mrs. Myrtle styles of Babcock cam
up Saturday might to see her mother
Mrs. BoWker.
Peter Akey and Charlie HasseI
took some pole wood to your city
Saturday for Mr.. c. O. Hassel.
Mr. and Mrs Harold Clark of Milla
dOre, spent Sunday with his parents.
A large crowd attended the auction
at j. Krebsbach's. A number We're
up from the Rapids. 1t looks as if
Louie Schall was going to farming by
Judging from the tools he got.
A card was received announcing
the birth of a baby boy to Mr.. amd
Mrs Erwin Nc Dowell in Portland
Oregon, on Tuesday March 10. Mrs.
Nc Dowell was formerly Miss Beatric
Ratelle of this place.
Mrs. Mike Hierl was shopping in
your city Saturday.
Wood County reporter. [volume] (Grand Rapids [i.e. Wisconsin Rapids], Wis.) 1857-1923, 1914-03-19

Mr.. and Mrs. Nat SchIitz of
Rudolph, spent Saturday and Sunday
with relatives here
Mr.. and Mrs. James Barden went L
Linwood last Saturday to attend the
funeral of Mrs Barden's grandmother
Mrs. Baylis.
We are Of the opinion that the
farmers Of Portage county viii never
again see 10000 logs banked at enc
place at one time on their farms.
When anyone has that many logs let
US know as We would like a picture
OF it.
Eta and Darrell, children Of Mr..
and Mrs. Edwin Parks. have been very
sick the past week.
Miss Frances Blood, who has been
at the hospital at Oshkosh for a few
weeks, returned home last week and
seems to be fully recovered.
To Whom 1t May Concern-A. E.
Swenson of Chicago, has rejected all
bids sent him for the construction
of his barn here, as they We're en-
tirely too high. He Will now con-
struct his own building and material
is being delivered to the grounds for
same.
Elmer Kruger Of PloYer circulated
naDerS here last yynalx fo, +bo, y,o-drv,,
of his father, who is serving a life
sentence at WaupUn. He seems to
be having NO trouble in getting sign
ers. as all who know Mr.. kruger
knew him to be an honest and up
right citizen We believe in Justice
but there are exceptions in all cases.
The dance given at the Lutz hail
last Saturday might drew a large
crowd and all present report a good
time.
A representative of the Griffith
Williams portraits company of Chica-
go, WAS through here last week de
lIVering enlarged pictures which were
ordered from a former agent. The
work seems to be satisfactory.
While R. w. Parks and son, D. H,
We're crossing the river last week. a
valuable horse belonging to the latter
broke Through the ice i'm about seven
feet of water. By placing a chain
around it's neck and pulling with the
other team soon landed it ON solid
ice.
Wood County reporter. [volume] (Grand Rapids [i.e. Wisconsin Rapids], Wis.) 1857-1923, 1914-03-19
BABcoCk.

A son was born to Mr.. and Mrs
Oscar Hammered Monday, March Is.
Dolores Ward, Edward and Marie
Stout came home from Grand Rapids
for the week end.
A number of the young folks were
entertained at the Lubbers home last
Friday evening.
Miss Helen Dickson spent Sunday
with relatives in Grand Rapids
Doris Van Wormer is visiting
friends in New Lisbon
Mrs. G. CRUDE and children are
visiting relatives in Sheboygan.
D. Levin was a PittsvilIe caller
ON Saturday.
Miss Lydia Bclzlund of GRAND Ra.-
pids spent Saturday with Cecil Dow
ming.
Mrs John Kane and son were Pitts
willie business CALLERS on Monday
Miss Cecile Downing visited friends
in Grand Rapids last week
Mrs Victor Karbusd entertained
the Society of the Catholic church on
Thursday
Mr. Plunhert was called to New
LibsCn ON account of the illness of
his baby
Mrs. J. Mclaughlin lis spending a
few days at New Libson.
Mr. and Mrs George Ward were
GRAND Rap DIS callers on Wednesday.
Ed. Levin spent several dyas of
Ed LEVIN spent se,eral days of
last week buying goods in Chicago
Tenn Emerson was a Grand Rapids
business caller ON Monday
v. S. Wilson was a Pattsville bus
mess caLJsr last week.
A few Of the young folks attended
the dance at Dexterville Saturday
night.
Mrs. H. Akley of Grand Rapids was
a guest at the G. C. Stout home ON
Thursday
The meeting of the Debating Club
was very well attended last Monday
evening.
Wood County reporter. [volume] (Grand Rapids [i.e. Wisconsin Rapids], Wis.) 1857-1923, 1914-03-19


a publication, but hardly among thos
devoted to news,
You can't send babies by parcel
post, but you can send bees. contin-
ued the postmaster There is a
special ruling that provides for the
transportation Of bees if they are
properly boxed One OF the reacons
that I imagine brought about the ad-
mission OF bees TO the mail is that
they appear to be 50 constituted that
they can do with little air for long
periods and can be shipped closely
boxed and apparently without Yenti-
lation. They have been shipped long
Wood County reporter. [volume] (Grand Rapids [i.e. Wisconsin Rapids], Wis.) 1857-1923, 1914-03-19

The widely published story OF a
Wisconsin woman sending her baby
by parcel postw hich appears to have
been given no little credenee. is real
" nothing more than interesting fic-
tions according to Postmaster Robert
Nash, whose attention was called to
it this morning.
Common sense should brand
story OF this type as untrue, . said the
postmaster, without any reference to
the postal laws which make no pro-
vision for the transportion of this
type of mail. Such tale might well
deserve a place on the comic page Of
Wood County reporter. [volume] (Grand Rapids [i.e. Wisconsin Rapids], Wis.) 1857-1923, 1914-03-19

Last Thursday the Douglas Gloss
Starch Company OF Chicago mailed
a special delivery circular letter to
every grocer in that city. Of course
it was impossible for the special de
livery messengers to handle all of
this additional mail so the subsi-
tUtes had to be called on
Four subs at Carpenter st. Station
made IS. apiece ON that one day. We
Wood County reporter. [volume] (Grand Rapids [i.e. Wisconsin Rapids], Wis.) 1857-1923, 1914-03-19
MEEHAN.

Mrs. Arthur Hawley and Mrs. JAG
obson of Stevens Point, visited at
Meeham last week.
Stanley Pascawis of Rudolph was
an over Sunday visitor with friends
here.
Sidney Parks, who is i'm the employ
of a railroad company at Sioux City,
Iowa, spent Sunday with his chill
dren Thomas and Pearl of this place.
Wood County reporter. [volume] (Grand Rapids [i.e. Wisconsin Rapids], Wis.) 1857-1923, 1914-03-19
lighted to know that there is ana
improvement in his condition.

MOTORCYCLE BARGAINS Buy
now save $25:oO. so used motorcy-
cles all makes, $1,000, $500, $lOO.
oyerhauled and in good order. 25
1913 models, Harley-Davidson singles
and twins slightly used, like new,
guaranteed S150000 to $175.00 write
for price list Mueller Cycle Co, 726
National Ave, Milwaukee, Wis.
Wood County reporter. [volume] (Grand Rapids [i.e. Wisconsin Rapids], Wis.) 1857-1923, 1914-03-19

Ex-Postmaster A. E. Lapham. who
has been in feeble health for
the past two years, grew worse last
week and his condition became so
alarming by the latter part of the
wee k that his SON, DR.. E. A. Lgpham
and wife OF Rib Lake We're sum
moned. Mr.. Lapham later rallied
and is now very much better-Wood
County Times.
Mr.. Lapham has many old time
friends in Grand Rapids who are sor-
ry to learn of his illness and de
Wood County reporter. [volume] (Grand Rapids [i.e. Wisconsin Rapids], Wis.) 1857-1923, 1914-03-19
7 enth Avenue South

Mrs. William Hanson, 436 Tenth
Ave, Gratd Rapids. says: Three or
four years ago | was in poor health
with kidney and bladder trouble, from
which / had suffered more or less for
years. My back acbed day and night,
and it hurt me dreadfully to lift any
thing. | had so much soreness over
my kidneys l couldn't lie on my
back, / was annoyed by kidney weak
ness. and the kidney secretI1ns were
in bad shape. A neighbor wanted me
to try Deans Kidney Pills, and / got
a box. | took four boxes in all, and
was benefit ed in every way. My back
got much stronger and my kidneys
acted regularly"
Wood County reporter. [volume] (Grand Rapids [i.e. Wisconsin Rapids], Wis.) 1857-1923, 1914-03-19

WANTED:-A good steady gentle
manly salesman TO handle a Ward s
wagon in Wood county. No expert
ence needed. Fer full particulars
write promptly to DR.. Wards Nedi-
cal Company, Winena. Mimi 4tw
Wood County reporter. [volume] (Grand Rapids [i.e. Wisconsin Rapids], Wis.) 1857-1923, 1914-03-19

do not know if advertising by special
delivery pays the advertiser or not,
but We do know that it is pay
ing proposition foT merchants to adj
vertise in their own local daily pa
per which has q special delivery ser
vice every evening at 4::30 P. NJ.
Wood County reporter. [volume] (Grand Rapids [i.e. Wisconsin Rapids], Wis.) 1857-1923, 1914-03-19
WA shin gton Avenue

Mrs. A. G. Smith, 1887 Washington
Ave, Grand Rapids, says: About
twelve years ago I had a bad attack
Of kidney trouble that laid ne up for
eleven months. Dizzy spells came on
me and sharp pains shot through my
back. The kidney secretions we're in
bad shape, I tried Doan's Kidney
Pills aud one or two boxes relieved
me so much that ] continued taking
them. Six boxes cured me. [ am
enthusiastic in recommending Doan S
Kidney Pills, as l think they are
worth their weight in gold
Wood County reporter. [volume] (Grand Rapids [i.e. Wisconsin Rapids], Wis.) 1857-1923, 1914-03-19

distances through the mails and ar
rived alive"
Wood County reporter. [volume] (Grand Rapids [i.e. Wisconsin Rapids], Wis.) 1857-1923, 1914-03-19
Ninth Avenue South

Mrs a Witt. Ninth Ave S.. Grand
Rapids, says: For over a year / suf-
fered from kidney complaint and in
hammation Of the bladder. Day and
night my back panied. and / was so
bad that | could hardly straighten up
after STOPPING over. Gradually | kept
getting worsa, and although ] was
treated by doctorss I got NJ relief
got no relief until my sister, who
came from St Paul to visit Us. ed
vised me to try Doau's Kidney Pills.
They helped me right away and after
| had taken couple Of boxes, not a
sign Of kidney trouble remained. "
Wood County reporter. [volume] (Grand Rapids [i.e. Wisconsin Rapids], Wis.) 1857-1923, 1914-03-19
johnson Sire ct

E. R. Riley. johnson St, Grand
Rapids, says: Three years ago while
lifting beyond my strength, was at
tackled by a serious kidney disorder.
[ was laid up for three weeks. I en-
dured agony from dull, heavy pains
through my back especially at night.
I passed blood and was in bad shape
generally. I saw Doan' Kidney Pills
advertised and took three boxes stead
lily for about five weeks. I take great
pleasure in saying that Doans Kid
ney Pills cured me completely. l have
told many Other people about this
fine kidney medicine.
Wood County reporter. [volume] (Grand Rapids [i.e. Wisconsin Rapids], Wis.) 1857-1923, 1914-03-19
First Street North

Mrs. M. S. Moran, 938 First St. N,
Grand Rapids, says: L was troubled
severely with my back about three
years ago. One box of Doan's Kid
ney Pills practically cured me. l only
have to take a few doses occasionally
and they keep me in good shape. l
certainly couldn't get along without
Doan's Kidney Pills. They have Ger
tainly proven blessing for before I
used them, | could hardly walk at
lines and was often laid up with
rheumatic pain and lameness. I have
often recommended Doan's Kidney
Pills.
The daily Gate City. [volume] (Keokuk, Iowa) 1855-1916, 1914-03-16

and Friday March 20, 1914. for the
purpose of registering all qualified
voters for the city elsction to be held
Monday, March 80, 1914, and for the
special election on extension Of city
limits to be held March 80, 1914: .
Said registers will again be In ses-
sion at the same places on Saturday,
March %, 1914, for the purpose of re-
yising, correcting and compiling the
registrations.
First precinct-sixth street engine
house.
Second precinct--Kruegsr's tailor
shop, South Fifth street.
Third precdnct-Leake Printing Co.
Office, Main street.
Fourth precinct-West Keokuk en-
CINE houss.
Fifth precinct Camps drug store,
Twelfth and Fulton streets.
Sixth precinct-Ewers cigar store,
1920 Main street.
Seventh precinct-Jos. Sitler's gro
Gerry store. 1928 Main street.
Every voter whose name is not in
the registry list, or who has changed
his place OF residence since said lists
were made. is notified to present
The daily Gate City. [volume] (Keokuk, Iowa) 1855-1916, 1914-03-16
GRANDMA KIDNAPS
THREE YEAR OLD BABY
Mrs. Janney Will Fight to Keep Child
Away From Her
Father.

UNITED Press Leased Wire Service. ]
CHICAGO, March 16.--After spend.
iig the night in dingy cell in the
South Clark street police station,
Mrs Harriet l.. Janney, wealthy Phil
adelphia widow, who was arrested
here last night on the charge OF kid
mapping her three year old grand
daughter, Virginia Ford, retained at
tcrnoys today and prepared for court
battle to prevent the child from COM
ing into custody OF its father.
William H. Ford, the child's faith
er, who is civil engineer In Phila-
delphia, was expected to arrive here
today to press the charge of kidnap-
ping. He swore to warrant at
Philadelphia and Chicago detectives
took Mrs. Janney and little Virginia
from the state-room of limited train
about to pull out for California.
They were enroute to join virginia's
mother at Los Angeles.
Il have cared for Virginia since
The daily Gate City. [volume] (Keokuk, Iowa) 1855-1916, 1914-03-16

himself for registration in the proper
precinct, and on the dates above spe-
Gifted, else his will be debarred the
privilege of voting at said election,
and said special election.
Such registers will be in attendance
on election day. Monday. March 80,
1914, at the places above mentioned
during all the hours that the polls are
required to be open, for the purpose
Of granting certificates Of registration
to legal voters who were absent from
the city during all of the days fixed
for registration, Or to foreigners who
may have received their final natur-
ahzation papers since the last pre-
ceding day for registration. or per-
sons who have become OF legal age
since said day, or to any person
whose name was, on rno preceding
Saturday, and in the absence Of such
person stricken from the registration,
lists, and who on said day of election
shall prove to the satisfaction of said
registrars that he is a lawfully quail
flied voter of said voting precinct
Given under my hand this 10th day
of March, 1914.
J. F. ELDER, Mayor.
The daily Gate City. [volume] (Keokuk, Iowa) 1855-1916, 1914-03-16
Have Bryan's Goat.

limited Press Leased Wire Service. ]
NEW YORK. March 16-secretary
Of State Bryan today was sent formal
notification that the United States
customs inspectors here have his
goat-no, llama and his name too, is
Bill.
Bill is in deadly peril the llama.
1t arrived here on the liner Verdi as
a gift to Bryan from the Museo Social
de Argentina and the mayor OF
Buenos Ayres. but investigation dis
closed the fact that it is suffering
from foot and mouth disease and un.
less its new owner can work some
secretarial miracle, Bill will be taken
out to sea on the Verdi's next trip and
will be unceremoniously dumped over.
board.