The evening herald. [volume] (Albuquerque, New Mexico) 1914-1922, 1914-04-21

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7 HE MAYOR proposes, and the
Duunril--dispusos
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III VIC HUEUTA really has been
seeking Co force Intervention. he's
made @ blamed successful job Of d.
.
MEXICO CITY was astonisncd at
the news. Hut the Guy has a Dot
coming Co. 10 set boz the way ~ sur
prise
IT SHOULD ACQUIRE a shock ap.
sorbcr.
FIFTY MILLIONS ought to provide
quite a chunk cot national defense.
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MINORITY LEADER Mann now
knows something aoout the operation
Of the steam roller nat he never
knew when running b..
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ANY MANN can learn things about
a machine hy getting under 10.
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~ NAMING them there was no loss
Of time by Mayor Boatright.
It must bee plain 10 any boss
The council didn't vote right.
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ITS 4 FAIRLY easy 900 to tell th"
other fellow how he might have sue
cocdod after hc has failed.
3
MOST MEN expect TO do all the
SHINING for their entire families.
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SOMETIMES d loster delivers the
goods.
THERE'S the setting hen
J THE KING OF ITALY has addod
u Carnegie hero medal to his collct-
ton They're getting as common n,
plug a tags.
.
THEY HAVE barred the onc-pic'e
bathing suit 40 cone, Island. HUT y1d
can get by with % ON Broadway.
THE OMAHA BEE announces that
there will be no lsquor issue In Ne
braska this year. what Will the Bee
do 70 keep busy
WIT THE CREAM NJ intellect, is
mighty hard TO whip.
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GENERAL CONEY is Just another
one who can't come back
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EVEN THE Coxcy mule hasn'; "a
Kick In him.
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IT rs said col. Geo. Washington
! Ward makes a fairly good living as
| dogcatchcr. Let's make the colonel
! official cat catcher. ana boost him IN
TO the automobile class.
MONEY oy any other name is just
AS hard 90 get.
EXCEPT WHEN some fool calls u
time.
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LOST. ONE CALAMITY Generous
reward will be- paid Tor Information
regarding Disaster to the wool In
dusrry. said e bee due TO arrive with
Is. farm schedule. Schedule ls herr
au o. * Hut disaster Is missing
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HAVE YOU noticed that Aibuqucr-
que nearly has a 500. 600 high school?
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Doc. WILEY'S Latin talking ..
year old is now d%isttnccd The new
est Wiley baby understands sign lar
guage.
WOMEN are employed in Singappr
tor road buiding what's good iu ga"
colonies ought tu work hnc ia mill
tant London.
4 LAW 90 enable women 90 prop"s,
marriage is being urged In sweden.
The poor SWede never knows WHOM
he's well on. what we need on this
side Is 10 law 10 prevent en-.
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TIME MAY come when London
males viii carry cmbiazoncd on then
banners Ropes for Women
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SOMETIMES watchful waiting con.
rcals "a wicked wallop.
ONE MURPHY who was down ans
out seems 90 he coming In and az
through the cellar entrance
PENkbSE AND HEARST nave
ioinod forces Ia opposition 20 the
presidents canal tolls stand,
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ONLY comment on the above %
II told you so.'
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Go IL. DORSEY!
Dorsey Mestrt has the measles TIM
week lie had the mumps last week
-Comcyylilr, Kan, journal.
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Norman u No Fool.
Mr.. Norman James is stll wcariu'
his red icgEens.-Wayncsyille y. G..
Enterprise.
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Leave II 90 Papa.
"Paps. what j. a transformer
ASK your mother. She has
charge account with one"
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BILLY sunday shocking Head
line. So are all live wires.
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As a LAST resort Huerta can klc.
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