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Mrs. Grundy. (Tracy City, Tenn.) 1903-1930, 1914-08-27

There is screw loose in the erer-
nal fitness of things when a man who
wears wig has to shave every morn
ing,
Mrs. Grundy. (Tracy City, Tenn.) 1903-1930, 1914-08-27
NOTHING SO EFFECTIVE AS ELIXIR

BNBEh TOT MhMfIN, tHIIIs TtNVF'
Chief OF Police, ]. W. Reynolds, Newport
News, Va, says II is q pleasure to recommend
Rabek for Chills and Fever. Havensedit when
necessary for 20 years and have found no remedy
as effective" Elixir Babek so cents, all drug
gists, or by Parcel Post, prepaid, from klocEew-
ski a Co., Washington, ID, @.
A Good Move--Ksabek Liver pills.
80 pills 70 cents
Mrs. Grundy. (Tracy City, Tenn.) 1903-1930, 1914-08-27

1t probably never occurs to an eight
een-year-old boy that he'll be man
some day and know as little as his
dad.
Mrs. Grundy. (Tracy City, Tenn.) 1903-1930, 1914-08-27

Wiggs-"Yes, she has been married
four times" Waggs--"She seems like
a woman who was born to command"
Mrs. Grundy. (Tracy City, Tenn.) 1903-1930, 1914-08-27

A young man may fool a girl as to
what wages he gets, but he can't fool
her father.
Mrs. Grundy. (Tracy City, Tenn.) 1903-1930, 1914-08-27

After reaching the pinnacle Of fame,
many a climber has found 1t an uncom-
Portable roost.
Mrs. Grundy. (Tracy City, Tenn.) 1903-1930, 1914-08-27

On the other hand, the way Of the
transgressor frequently seems to be
pretty smooth
Mrs. Grundy. (Tracy City, Tenn.) 1903-1930, 1914-08-27
Quite True.

$50 you've been to Jamaica. What
kind of a place is lit"
"Rummy"
Mrs. Grundy. (Tracy City, Tenn.) 1903-1930, 1914-08-27

A married man who owns an auto
mobile Is in a position to acquire lot
of experience.
Mrs. Grundy. (Tracy City, Tenn.) 1903-1930, 1914-08-27

Among the curiosities Of the Eng
fish language is the bore, SO called be-
cause he never comes to the point,
Mrs. Grundy. (Tracy City, Tenn.) 1903-1930, 1914-08-27

For wire cuts use Hanford's Balsam.
Adv.
Mrs. Grundy. (Tracy City, Tenn.) 1903-1930, 1914-08-27

For lame back use Hanford's Bal
sam, applied thoroughly and we'll rub
bed in. Adv.
Mrs. Grundy. (Tracy City, Tenn.) 1903-1930, 1914-08-27

Newspaper stereotypers use Han
ford's Balsam of Myrrh for relief from
splashing metal burns. Adv
Mrs. Grundy. (Tracy City, Tenn.) 1903-1930, 1914-08-27

No, Cordelia, a sQuall at sea and one
in the nursery are not synonymous.
Mrs. Grundy. (Tracy City, Tenn.) 1903-1930, 1914-08-27

1t is not surprising, therefore, that
most persons are exhausted by even
short walk. Many seek to solve the
problem by means of rubber tired We
hicles of various sorts, or the demo-
cratic street cars, and never walk
more than a few blocks at a time.
These persons have failed to grasp
the principles of human life, and they
are deceiving themselves in thinking
they can evade natures requirements
and not pay penalty.
The Kenna record. (Kenna, Roosevelt County, N.M.) 190?-1924, 1914-03-27
GIRLS! GIRLS! TRY II,
DEAUTIFY YOUR HAIR
Make II Thick, Glossy, Wavy, Luxur-
liant and Remove Dandruff-Real
Surprise for You.

Your hair becomes light, wavy, fiuf-
fly, abundant and appears as soft, lus-
trous and beautiful as a young girls
after "Danderine hair cleanse" Just
try this-moisten a cloth with little
Danderine and carefully draw it
through your hair, taking one small
strand at time This will cleanse
the hair of dust. dirt and excessive oil
and in just few moments you have
doubled the beauty of your hair.
Besides identifying the hair at once
Danderine dissolves every particle OF
dandruff; cleanses. purifes and invig-
crates the s salp, forever stopping itch
ing and falling hair.
But what will please you most will
be after a few weeks use when you
will actually see new hair-flne and
downy at first-yes-but really new
hair-growing all ever the scalp II
you care for pretty. soft hair and lots
Of it, surely get 25 cent bottle of
Knowlton's Danderine from any store
and just try 1t. ADV.
The Kenna record. (Kenna, Roosevelt County, N.M.) 190?-1924, 1914-03-27
FRUIT LAXATIVE
FOR SICK CHILD
california Syrup of Figs" can't
harm tender stomach,
liver and bowels.

Every mother realizes, after giving
her children California Syrup of
Figs" that this is their ideal laxative,
because they love it's pleasant taste
and it thoroughly cleanses the tender
little stomach, liver and bowels with
out gripping.
When cross, irritable, feverish or
breath is bad, stomach sour, look at
the tongue, mother If coated, give a
teaspoonful of this harmless fruit
laxative" and in a few hours all the
foul, constipated waste, sour bile and
undigested food passes out of the bow
els, and you have a well, playful child
again. When its little system is full
of cold. throat sore, has stomach-ache.
diarrhoea. indigestion. colic-remem-
Der. good INSIDE cleaning" should
always be the first treatment given.
Millions of mothers keep California
Syrup Of Figs" handy; they know
teaspoonful today saves a sick child
tomorrow. Ask at the store for a go
cent bottle Of California Syrup of
Figs" which has directions for babies.
children Of all ages and grown-ups
printed on the bottle. ADV.
The Kenna record. (Kenna, Roosevelt County, N.M.) 190?-1924, 1914-03-27
"BOUND FOR
WESTERN CANADA"
A PRAIRIE SCHOONER SLOGAN,
THAT STARTED FROM
NEBRASKA.

Four horses abreast attached to a
red painted prairie schooner, with
windows and a protrudlng stovepipe,
with the words, Bound for Canada"
on the schooner's side, was the object
Of considerable interest as It passed
on the way northward from Nebraska
short time ago through the towns
h Nebraska, South and North Dakota.
After some weeks of strenuous travel
ing in this way, Mr.. J. F. Jensen made
the overland trip from Jameson, Ne
braska, and with his little family made
the regular customs entry at North
Portal, In the province of Saskatche-
wan. Their destination was Willow
Bunch. a district that Mr.. Jensen
had selected as one in which 1t was
possible for him to work out his for
tune. He located on a good half Sec
ton of land, and intended putting on
1t some cattle that would fatten on
the wild prairie grass that grows 80
luxuriously in that district In addi-
ton to this his purpose was to cult
vate portion of it and raise wheat,
oats, barley or fax. In short, life
devoted to mixed farming was what
he had in view and it is easy to I'M
derstand that he will make a success
of 1t, and in year or so will attach
some more land holdings.
Although his beginning may be
small, it may safely be said that Mr..
Jensen, like thousands OF others who
have begun life in western Canada on
no more and with probably much less,
will prosper. He will not be far from
line of railway. Schools will be close
at hand and other social conditions SO
necessary in new country are Gyail-
able.-Advertisement.
The Kenna record. (Kenna, Roosevelt County, N.M.) 190?-1924, 1914-03-27

Yhat Teaches the People How to
Avoid Catching Cold.

The thirteenth edition Of the Ellis Of
Life" is now ready for distribution. Be-
ginning on page three of this popular work
on medicine, is ar article stating in plain
language how any one can avoid catching
cold
The article was written by a doctor. 1t
was written by doctor eighty-four years
old, who is bale and hearty man. 1t is
his boast. founded upon fact, that he does
not catch cold. He thinks he knows the
reason why. He explains it in detail in
this book. Every family ought to have
copy of it. Sent free by the Peruna Co.,
Columbus, Ohio.
Mr.. o. Fred Liustrum, 1923 University
Ave, st. Paul, Mimi, writes: 81 con-
traeted a severe cold several years ago.
Through the use of Peruna l fully recov-
cred. have never had any trouble since"
Mrs. Henry Martin, La Motto, Iowa,
says: 81 have found Peruna to be a great
remedy for coughs and colds Of children.
A dose at bedtime win relieve them all
night" ADV.
The Kenna record. (Kenna, Roosevelt County, N.M.) 190?-1924, 1914-03-27
FIve Lawton Men IndItced.

Oklahoma City. March 24-That
Jake L. Harmon and four others were
re-indicted by the federal grand jury
for trying to conceal the assets of the
defunct Cache Supply company, or
Cache, Okla, became known Monday
when Harmon and two of his code
PENDANTS appeared in federal court
with their attorneys. Previous indict-
ments were Quashed two weeks ago.
Harmon is promoter of the Ringing
Railroad and the new town of Wilson
and was chairman Of the Republican
State Central committee Immediately
after statehood. Those indicted with
him were Ed Leckie, NJ. $. Simpson.
NJ. Trope and R. e. Banks, all Of Law
ton.
The Kenna record. (Kenna, Roosevelt County, N.M.) 190?-1924, 1914-03-27
ENDS DYSPEPSIA,
INDIGESTION. GAS
"Pape'S Diapepsin" cures sick,
sour stOmachs in five minutes
Time It!

Really does" put bad stomachs in
Order-''really does" overcome indiges-
ton. dyspepsia, gas. heartburn and
sourness in five minutes-that-ju
that--makes Pape's Diapepsin the lar
gest selling stomach regulator In the
world. II what you eat ferments into
stubborn Jumps, you belch gas and
eructate sour, undigested food and
acid; head is dizzy and aches; breath
foul; tongue coated: your insides filled
with bile and indigestible waste, re-
member the moment "Pape's Diapep-
sin" comes in contact with the stomach
ali such distress vanishes. It's truly
astonishing-almost marvellous, and
the Joy Is its harmlessness.
A large hfty-cent case of Pape's Ola.
pepsin will give you hundred dollars
worth Of satisfaction.
It's worth its weight In gold to men
and women who cant get their stom-
achs regulated. 1t belongs in your
home-should always be kept handy
in case ola sick, sour. upset stomach
during the day or at night. It's the
quickest, surest and most harmless
stomach doctor in the world.-Adv.
The Kenna record. (Kenna, Roosevelt County, N.M.) 190?-1924, 1914-03-27
PIMPLEs ON FACE AND ARMS

All Howard St.. Dayton, Ohio
About year ago my face, neck, arms
and back were beginning to become
afflicted with pimples and blackheads
My pimples would get very large and
appear to come to head. If tried
to open them the pain would be terri
BILE, but nothing could be taken from
them. They itched very badly; suf-
fered terribly from itching. After
scratching. the pimples would swell
and after the swelling was gone my
face would become very red and re-
main so for some time. My clothing
caused the itching to be worse. When
it was warm it was utterly impossible
to sleep.
Il used a cream and the more !
used the worse they got. Shortly after,
read the advertisement of Cuticura
Soap and Ointment and determined to
use them. The itching stopped almost
Immediately. This was about three
months ago and am entirely cured
now" (Signed) Miss Marguerite E.
Jacobs, Jan. 10, 1918.
Cuticura Soap and Ointment sold
throughout the world. Sample of each
free, with SIP. Skin Book. Address post
card "Cuticura. Dept. L. Boston. ADV.
The Kenna record. (Kenna, Roosevelt County, N.M.) 190?-1924, 1914-03-27
PeeIlna onions Tor a Llvlna.

The profession of onion peeling is
not one that obtains much notice. yet
there are at least five hundred women
in the East end of London earning their
living by removing the skins of onions.
With practice, they can make fodr or
five shillings per day. Very oftea they
have been peeling since childhood,
daughters succeeding mothers.
1t is not profession you can learn
In one lesson, for the skin must be
removed by hand. or the onion ":uices"
are Of no use for picking. The onions
are always peeled in water. This is
not to save the eyes of the peeler, but
is done to keep the. onion white.
The Kenna record. (Kenna, Roosevelt County, N.M.) 190?-1924, 1914-03-27
ENeLAND's ARMY LEADERS RE.
TURN ON PROMISE THEY WILL
NOT HAVE ULSTER AS FOE.
THAT IS THE LATEST REPORT
70 Per Cent 5aIk at War in Ireland
unlonlsts Keep on Preparing For
Action Fearing Danger is Not
Past--carson Stays Home.

London, March "a The detection
OF the army officers who refused to
serve I'm Ulster is now closed Incl
dent but its consequences are likely
to prove far-reaching Premier AS.
qu1th and Colonel Seeley, secretary Of
state for war. made explanations be-
fore an excited and turbulent house
today that the whole affair was the
result of misunderstanding.
The misunderstanding, it was in
ferred, although they did not directly
say so, was due to misconstruction Of
the governments plans by the com
handing general, Sir Arthur Paget,
who informed the officers in ireland
that they were to move on Ulster for
a repressiye campaign.
General Paget and three senior off
GERS from the Curragh camp-General
Cough. Colonel McEwan and Colonel
Parker-were summoned to London for
a conference. According to official
statements the misunderstanding has
been cleared away and these officers
returned to Ireland tonight. Prior to
their departure they said they were
entirely satisfied with the result of
their visit. The terms on which the
officers remain at their posts were not
disclosed but the general belief is that
they were assured that they would not
be compelled to fight against the u
stermen. This is considered distinct
surrender by the government.
Lord Merely of Blackburn explained
in the house OF lords significantly that
he did not think, in the interests OF
the efficiency of the army. that all
that TRANSFERRED in the army council
should be made public and that the
king approved the orders to the Of
ficers to return.
Abe part the king played in the cri-
sis has not been disclosed.
The Kenna record. (Kenna, Roosevelt County, N.M.) 190?-1924, 1914-03-27
FALL OF TORREoN MEANS HUERTA END
Fate Of Revolution Hangs on Result
Federal Defenses Are Heavy But
RevoIutionists Steadily Advance To-
ward Center of Crucial City.

Juarez, March 24.-It was reported
at IL o'clock tonight that General viii
lasco came out of Toreon in force, and
that Gomez Palacio was being made
the point of main contention. Villa
was said to have captured 300 prison
ers. His wounded, it was also report
ed, we're being brought back from the
front to Ell VerjeI in large numbers.
Ell Verjil, Coahuila, Mexico, March
24-The real attack on Torreon be-
gan today when Geenral Villa occu-
pied Lerdo, practically without resist
ance and at l o'clock this afternoon
began an attack on Gomez Palacio.
The three towns are practically one
in commercial and social sense and
are connected by four miles of street
railway but Torreon proper represents
the military stronghold where the
main federal force is gathered under
Gen. Velasco.
Gomez Palacio and Lerdo are with
out important natural defense and in
previous revolutions have never been
seriously defended. The real test OF
strength is expected to come soon when
Pilla hurls his force against the de-
lenses OF Torreon. On this battle 1t
is conceded hinges the fate of the
revolution.
General Villa telegraphed confident
ly that he would take Gomez Palacio
tonight.
The Kenna record. (Kenna, Roosevelt County, N.M.) 190?-1924, 1914-03-27
"RaiIroadr Baseball.

sStephen II. Wills has invented q
semaphore signal which will announce
to the eager fans just the moment
a runner touches base. But there is
not unnaturally a question whether it
will ever become popular in baseball.
The umpire draws a big salary for
having an eagle eye, and, besides, he
furnishes the flesh and blood element
to the game which is the very soul
of it.
The Kenna record. (Kenna, Roosevelt County, N.M.) 190?-1924, 1914-03-27
The Bachelors Proposal.

Il heard today the statement that
among every 1000 bachelors there are
3S criminals, while among married
men the ratio is only Is per thousand"
said the sweet young thing.
Would you" he said, looking wist
fully at the girl-"would you keep me
from being a criminal, or at least get
me in the 18-per-thousand class?"
The Kenna record. (Kenna, Roosevelt County, N.M.) 190?-1924, 1914-03-27
Looks Possible.

Bill-Here's an account of man
who accidentally ran against a dynamo
in factory, and for several minutes
afterwards staggered like an intoxi-
Gated person.
Jill-He was probably drunk with
power.
The Kenna record. (Kenna, Roosevelt County, N.M.) 190?-1924, 1914-03-27
From Mrs. Hornung, Buffalo. NV.

BUFFALO Y-sI am writing to let know how much your
medicine has done for failed terribly during winter
and and remarked about my appearance su
fered from female trouble and always had pains my back
appetite and at times very weak
was visiting at friends house day and she thought needed
Lydia fnkhams Vegetable Compound
eight pounds have good appetite and feeling every day
Everybody asking me what doing and recommend Lydia IT,
Pnkhams Vegetable Compound You publish
wish and others who have the complaint will see and
get health from your medicine did"Ms A HoRNUNo 81
Stanton St, Buffalo, N Y.
The Kenna record. (Kenna, Roosevelt County, N.M.) 190?-1924, 1914-03-27
An Enjoyable Function.

"You missed the most enjoyable at
fair of the season, Mrs. wombat's auc-
ton"
Il do not play bridge"
"You don't understand. Her hus-
band failed in business and she held
an auction. Her friends had such a
good time paving over her things"
The Kenna record. (Kenna, Roosevelt County, N.M.) 190?-1924, 1914-03-27
Bank Robber shoots and Robs.

Altoona. Pa, March 24-A bandit to-
day shot the cashier OF the Union
bank OF this city. wounded a deposltor
and got away in an automobile with
about $500 Of the banks money.
The Kenna record. (Kenna, Roosevelt County, N.M.) 190?-1924, 1914-03-27
The Worm Turns.

Daughter-Do you remember when
was baby and used to be sung to
sleep, father?
Father-Very WELL But that is no
reason why you should keep the whole
neighborhood awake with your sihg-
ing now.
The Kenna record. (Kenna, Roosevelt County, N.M.) 190?-1924, 1914-03-27

Doctor up that Cough--Dean's Mentho-
lated Cough Drops are sure relief for all
The Kenna record. (Kenna, Roosevelt County, N.M.) 190?-1924, 1914-03-27

1t isn't until they fall OF that some
people know which side OF tire fence
they we're on.
The Kenna record. (Kenna, Roosevelt County, N.M.) 190?-1924, 1914-03-27
Was A Blessing To This Woman.

So RIoHMoND VA"I troubled with bearing down pain and
female weakness and could long OF
medicines took nothing helped like Lydia Pnkhams Vege
table Compound am regular and getting along fine
cannot praise the Compound too much It has been blessing
Clopton st, South Richmond, Va
The Kenna record. (Kenna, Roosevelt County, N.M.) 190?-1924, 1914-03-27
What Chance Has Man?

Julia, have You seen my new whit,
silk waistcoat?"
Yes, dear; have 1t on."-Life.
The Kenna record. (Kenna, Roosevelt County, N.M.) 190?-1924, 1914-03-27

Putnam Fadeless Dyes do not stain
the hands. Adv.
The Kenna record. (Kenna, Roosevelt County, N.M.) 190?-1924, 1914-03-27

A man thinks brains do not count
If he hasn't many.
The Kenna record. (Kenna, Roosevelt County, N.M.) 190?-1924, 1914-03-27

A man cannot add to his stature by
treading on other peoples toes.
The Kenna record. (Kenna, Roosevelt County, N.M.) 190?-1924, 1914-03-27
A Hlndranee.

so you didn't marry Miss Jiggers
after all?"
mo; her old man wanted me to
promise to support him in the same
style as she did"
The Kenna record. (Kenna, Roosevelt County, N.M.) 190?-1924, 1914-03-27

Every time a woman changes her
mind she also airs her views.
The Kenna record. (Kenna, Roosevelt County, N.M.) 190?-1924, 1914-03-27

Home-the place where you are
treated the best and grumble the
most.
The Kenna record. (Kenna, Roosevelt County, N.M.) 190?-1924, 1914-03-27
onIy one "BRoMo ouININEn

70 get the genuine, call for full name LAXA.
five BROMO QUINlNE. Look for signature of
E. w. GROVE. Cures Cold in One Day. 2Sc
The Kenna record. (Kenna, Roosevelt County, N.M.) 190?-1924, 1914-03-27
Pains in Side, Could Hardly Stand.

I0pI Wr"I was in bad condition, suffering from female
trouble, and had such pains sides could hardly
fore had taken the whole of one bottle of Lydia E. Veg
etable Compound felt better and now we'll good
days work tell everybody what your medicine
Mrs. JoHN THOMPSON Lodi, Wisconsin.
The Kenna record. (Kenna, Roosevelt County, N.M.) 190?-1924, 1914-03-27
Those of Middle Age Especially.

When you have found no remedy for the horrors that
Cypress you during change of life when through the long
hours OF the day seems though your pack would break
when your head aches constantly you nervous de-
don't forget that Lydia E. Pnkhams Vegetable Compound
is the safest and sures remedy and has carried hundreds
OF women safely through this critical period.
Read what these three women say:
The Kenna record. (Kenna, Roosevelt County, N.M.) 190?-1924, 1914-03-27

For so years Lydia f.. Pinkham's Vegetable E
Compound has been the standard remed for fe- n
male ills. No one sick with WOman's ailments ~
does justice to herself if she does not try this ia
nous medicine made from roots and herbs, it II
has restored so many suffering women to health. II
I~Write to LYDIA E.PINKHAM MEDICINECO. ca
HB CONFIDENTIAL LYNN, MASS, for advice. "
Your letter will be opened, read and answered q
by woman and hold In strict confidence.
The diamond drill. (Crystal Falls, Iron County, Mich.) 1887-1996, 1914-06-13

her n rather intimate letter." Leslie
got no farther than this. He was
somewhat stunned and bewilderod by
his private reflections.
Mr.. Wrandall was lost in study for
some minutes. paying no attention 10
the remarks OF the other occupants OF
the motor that whirled them across
town.
'By the way. my dear" he said 20
his wife, n trine %irrelevantly, don't
you think Il would be right for you
and Vivian TO drop in this afternoon
and see Sara? Just 10 let her know
that she isn't without"
ITS out OF the question, Redmond,
said his wife. a shocked expression In
her face as much as to say that he
must be quite out OF his head to sug.
gest such d thing. I'VE shall be dread
fully busy for several days, unpacking
and-well, doing all sorts Of necessary
things"
she is pretty sick, hear mumbIed
he.
Hasn't she got a nurse?" demanded
his wife.
4 merely offered tho suggestion in
order"
wen. wen sec her next week. Any
other news?"
Mrs. Booth. Brandon's mother, was
operated on for something or other
day before yesterday"
The diamond drill. (Crystal Falls, Iron County, Mich.) 1887-1996, 1914-06-13
XIX.
rhe hollnm ID A.r nand-

The Hollow Of Her Hand.
When Booth called I'm the afternoon
at Sara's apartment, he was met by
the news that she was quite m and
could see no one-not even him. The
doctor had been summoned during the
night and had returned ia the morn.
ing, 10 find that che had a very high
temperature. The butler could not
eniighten Booth further than this.
except 10 add that a nurse was com.
ing IN 20 take charge Of Mrs. Wran.
dali, moro for the purpose Of watching
her symptoms than for anything else,
he believed. At least. so the doctor
had said.
Two days passed before the dis
tressed young man could get any def
mite news concerning her condition.
He unconsciously began to think OF IL
as a malady. not a mere illnese. due
Of course 20 a remark Carroll had
dropped when Sara had told him the
whole truth OF the tragedy and OF
her own yindictiye plans Il was
The diamond drill. (Crystal Falls, Iron County, Mich.) 1887-1996, 1914-06-13

no Importance To nm. "Tnear inter.
esting news concerning you. my dear
girl. My heartiest congratulations IL
II is all true. Brandy is one in a mil
lion. ! have hoped all along TO have
him as a full-fiedged brother-in-law. II
that's the way you'd put IT, Father
writes that every one is talking about
IL, and saying what a fine thing II Is.
He has a feeling OF delicacy about APP
preaching you in the matter. and I
fancy it's Just as well until everything
The diamond drill. (Crystal Falls, Iron County, Mich.) 1887-1996, 1914-06-13
CHAPTER XVIII.
Disturbing News.

He walked home swiftly through
the early night, his brain seething with
tumultuous thoughts. The revela.
tions OF the day were staggering; the
whole universe seemed to have turned
topsy.turvA since that devastating
hour at B6rton's inn. Somehow he
was not abe to conhne his thoughts
10 Hetty C>~leton alone. She seemed
TO sink into Che background, despite
the absolution he had been so ready,
so eager to grant her on hearing the
story from Sara's lips. Not that his
resolve to search her out and claim
her Il spite OF everything was likely
to weaken, but that the absorbing fig
ure OF Sara wrandall stood out most