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Audubon Republican. [volume] (Audubon, Iowa) 1894-1925, 1914-02-05
A Doctors First
Question Is
"HoiV are Your BotVeLS7" A Sim
pie Remedy thar Guarantees
Good Bowel Action.

Trace the origin of the commoner
Ills of life and almost invariably you
will find that constipation was the
cause. 1t is not to be expected that a
mass of fermented food can remain in
the system beyond its time without vi
tiating the blood and affecting the
nerves and muscles. 1t congests the
entire body.
The results are colds, fevers, piles,
headaches, and nervousness, with its
accompanying indigestion and sleep
lessness. There is only one thing to
do, and that is to remove the trouble;
and when nature seems unable to do
1t, outside aid is necessary. You will
find the best Of all outside aids a rem
edy that many thousands are now u.s.
ing for this very purpose, called DR..
Caldwelfs Syrup Pepsin. Many hum
dreds of letters are received by DR..
Caldwell telling of the good results
obtained, and among the enthusiastic
letters is one from : Lieut.. G. w.
Vaughan, of 623 w. North St, Decatur,
ILL., He is 70 and has had a bad liver
and stomach since he came out Of the
army. He says he tried about every
thing, but never succeeded in getting
permanent relief until he took DIR.
Caldwelps Syrup Pepsin. He is never
without bottle in the house, and he
is never without good health.
II has untold advantages over pills,
ealts and the various coarse eathartics
Audubon Republican. [volume] (Audubon, Iowa) 1894-1925, 1914-02-05
Flrs. Floor Plan.

lords profit and own his own home.
We all know Of many landlords who
are not only making a good living but
are growing wealthy by borrowing
money. building houses with 1t and
renting them to people. who. IL they
realized it, could with little effort
Just as we'll build or buy the home for
themselves.
Home builders are considered the
very best kind OF security, and real es-
tate men and property owners are
eager to do business with them. From
one hundred to five hundred dollars
is all that 1t requires as first pay
ment to start you on the road TO the
ownership Of a substantially built.
home-like little place like the one IL
lustrated herewith. After you have
made the start, it is just as easy to
make the monthly payment as II is
to pay rent; for these payments can
be arranged so that they amount to
the same as rent. including both pay
ment on the principal. and interest on
Audubon Republican. [volume] (Audubon, Iowa) 1894-1925, 1914-02-05
ECZEMA ON ENTIRE SCALP

R. F. d. No. 2, Sunfield, Mich.--T
was troubled with eczema. 1t began
with sore on the top Of the scalp.
broke out as pimple and grew larger
until 1t was large red spot with a
crust or scab over II. This became
larger finally covering the entire scalp
and spread to different parts of the
body, the limbs and back and in the
ears. These sores grew larger grad
ually until some were as large as
quarter of dollar. They would itch
and il scratched they would bleed and
smart. The clothing would irritate
them at night when it was being re-
moved causing them to itch and smart
SO ! could not sleep A watery fluid
would run from them. My scalp be-
came covered with scale and when
the hair was raised up 1t would raise
this scale; the hair was coming out
terribly.
u treated about six months and got
no relief and after using Cuticura
Soap and Ointment with two applica-
tons we could notice a great differ
ence. 1t began to get better right
away. In a months time was COM
pletely cured" (Signed) Mrs. Bertha
Underwood, Jan. 8, 1918.
Cuticura Soap and Ointment sold
throughout the world. Sample Of each
free,with 32-p. Skin Book. Address post
card "Cuticura. Dept. L. Boston. ADV.
Audubon Republican. [volume] (Audubon, Iowa) 1894-1925, 1914-02-05

and purgatives, for while these do but
temporary good, Syrup Pepsin cures
permanently. The effect of its action
is to train the stomach and bowel
muscles to do their work naturally
again, and in short time all forms OF
medicine can be dispensed with. 1t
can be, bought without Inconvenience
at any nearby drug store for fifty
cents and one dollar bottle, the latter
size being regularly bought by those
who already know its value. Results
are always guaranteed or money will
be refunded
Families wishing to try free sam
pie bottle can obtain it postpaid by adj
dressing DIR. w. b. Caldwell, 203 Wash
ington St., Monticello, Ill. A postal
card with your name and address on
1t will do.
Audubon Republican. [volume] (Audubon, Iowa) 1894-1925, 1914-02-05
New Way Of Elndlna Water.

An Arizona observer has found out
how to tell by the mesquite whether
water is near the surface or not. When
the mesquite grows up into tree form
the ground water lies within fifty feet
of the surface. but If it remains a
shrub prospects for finding water are
not so good. We are always learning
that every natural phenomenon has
meaning for US, II we can only read
the meaning.-Farm and Fireside.
Audubon Republican. [volume] (Audubon, Iowa) 1894-1925, 1914-02-05
peathIess Fame.

Il would rather have written the
'Elegy in Country Churchyard' than
be as rich as Rockefeller"
''Why?"
How can you ask? The author of
that poem won deathless fame"
did he? Who was the chap?"
Lets see. His name has escaped
me; but it certainly is great stuff,
all right"
Audubon Republican. [volume] (Audubon, Iowa) 1894-1925, 1914-02-05
Never Too Late.

Rev. Madison Peters said of New
Years resolutions the other day in
Brooklyn:
I'D advise every one with bad
habit--whether it's alcohol or profan'
ity, gambling or morphine-to swear
off hopefully.
Some poor fellows, especially
among the alcohol, think it's too late
their lives are ruined-no hope is
left.
But. as ! always point out to them
a man is never too old to reform
though frequently he is too young to
realize the truth"
Audubon Republican. [volume] (Audubon, Iowa) 1894-1925, 1914-02-05

sext? That does not make real
home, and is not fair to the children.
Love Of home, and love and respect
of parents. go hand On hand They
are the two most sacred things in
life.
There is a sense of security, of own
ership, OF permanence in the posses
sion Of even small cottage. 1t makes
life happier and more worth while.
Sometimes you hear people say ut
costs more to own home than II does
to pay rent" This is not true: but
even II 1t were true, the arguments
still would be on the side of owning
your own home both for your own and
for your children's sake.
Anyone who Is paying rent along
can easily save for himself the land
Audubon Republican. [volume] (Audubon, Iowa) 1894-1925, 1914-02-05

the unpaid balance. The insurance
and taxes are usually extra, but these
are relatively small items and are not
enough TO defer any man from EN-
barking in a home-owping enterprise.
OF course, there should be reason In
this as in other things. One should
not buy too expensive a place. any
more than he should attempt to show
on by buying too elaborate or expen-
sive clothing. The more expensive
residence can come later, if you de-
sire, after you have finished paying for
the first modest little home. Many
have begun this way. and have even
tually become large real estate own
ers through systematic saving.
This is a story-and-a-half cottage of
six rooms. 1t has a very artistic, home
Audubon Republican. [volume] (Audubon, Iowa) 1894-1925, 1914-02-05
Probably Not.

Ayoung man umidly approached, the
father of the girl of his choice and
asked for her hand in marriage.
Il am not at all certain" said the
father, that my daughter loves you
sufficiently to warrant me in entrust-
ing her TO your keeping"
Well" replied the young man, re-
flectively. perhaps you haven't had
the same advantage for observing
things that have" Harper's
Monthly
Audubon Republican. [volume] (Audubon, Iowa) 1894-1925, 1914-02-05
Mistaken Sheer.

ut is cheaper. not dearert to con
suit a specialist" said DR.. Simon
Flexner, head of the Rockefeller in,
stitute, at medical dinner.
1T is very stupid and erroneous to
hold the opinions OF Blank. to whom
a friend said:
WAS the doctor who examined
your lungs a specialist?'
No. | don't think So. Blank
sneered. He couldn't find anything
the matter with EN-"
Audubon Republican. [volume] (Audubon, Iowa) 1894-1925, 1914-02-05
HAD NO RIGHT TO BE OUT
Little Jasper Indignant Because His
Product Seemingly Had Dis
obeyed His Orders.

Little Jasper Senter learned from
the minister's sermon one Sunday that
man was made of clay, so after return
ing from church he resolved to make
him man after his own fashion. The
work proceeded in the clay bank back
of the garden until his mother called
Jasper TO luncheon. He had completed
all of the man save one leg.
That afternoon Jasper and his moth
er, while walking along the street, met
a man with one leg, walking with
crutches. Jasper accosted him and
grabbed his coat.
See here!" he said II thought !
told you to stay there in the yard till
put that other leg on you."--Judge.
Audubon Republican. [volume] (Audubon, Iowa) 1894-1925, 1914-02-05

well and hearty and weigh about
200 pounds. / feel very grateful that
/ found Dodds Kidney Pills and you
may publish this letter IL you wish.
am serving my third term as Probate
Judge of Gray Co. Yours truly,
PHILIP MILLER. Cimarron, Kan.
Correspond with Judge Miller about
this wonderful remedy.
Dodds Kidney Pills, SOC. per box at
your dealer or Dodds Medicine Co.
Buffalo, N. Y. Write for Household
Hints, also music of National Anthem
English and German words) and re-
cipes for dainty dishes All sent free.
Adv.
Audubon Republican. [volume] (Audubon, Iowa) 1894-1925, 1914-02-05

Mr.. William A. Radford will answer
questions and give advice FREE OF
COST on AL subjects pertaining to the
subject of building, for thA readers OF this
paper On account of his wide experience
as Editor. Author and Manufacturer, he
Is, without doubt, the highest authority
on all these subjects. Address all inquiries
to Wllliss dford. No. IFS West
Jackse -AYaru Chicago ILL.,, and only
enclose two-cent stamp for reply.
Investigations show that the ma
jority of men working on salaries are
paying out one-qui ter or more OF
their entire earnings in rent. Take
paper and pencil, and sit down and
figure out what this rent bill amounts
to in the course of year; then see
the amount it comes to in ten years
You will be almost appalled, at the
size of the amount. In most cases it
is enough to buy outright fine house
and lot, valuable property that can
be made into real home.
But what has the renter to show for
this money at the end of ten years!
Nothing but big pile of rent receipts.
Nothing that he can call really his
own after paying out enough money
to buy the house. He has no more
right to 1t than the day he moved in,
and may be turned out into the stI eet
any time his everlasting rent pay.
raents are not made.
And after ALL the investment fea.
ture, the money end of the PROPOSE
zion, is really OF minor Importance
compared with some others. Parents
having the welfare of their children
at heart should make any sacrifice
needed to provide real home for
them to grow up in. Think OF the de-
lights of the "Old Home" you once
knew. What fond memories cluster
about It! What an influence for good
that old place has been to you in your
life! You have looked back to it with
reverence, and have hurried back to
1t eagerly whenever there was a
chance. Home is the most beautiful
word in the English language. There
is no place on earth like home
What do you suppose your children
are to do for home when you have
rented all your life, moving every year
or so from one rented house to the
Audubon Republican. [volume] (Audubon, Iowa) 1894-1925, 1914-02-05
KnowIedoe Of the Ancients.

From various prehistoric imple-
ments and ornaments found in Egypt,
Professor Handbook, an Englishman.
has concluded that the ancient peoples
Of that land used face paint; that
the early p,e-dynastic Egyptians were
a neolithic people. having been skilled
In the making of fiints and very early
learning the use of copper and gold,
and that from the earliest times they
knew how to navigate sailing boats
and rowboats.
Audubon Republican. [volume] (Audubon, Iowa) 1894-1925, 1914-02-05
Weakness.

The sick seaman Evans ruled the
destiny of the Scott Antarctic expedi-
ton. The weakest link in the chain
gives the value to the chain. Civiliza-
ton follows the path of least resist
ance. The drene or black sheep of
the family centers the attention of
the group or him, impairs it's eco
nomic efficiency; in effect dominates
the household. The enduring charac-
ter of society is determined not by
its cultured group, but by its Sub
merged tenth''-or five-tenths.
Audubon Republican. [volume] (Audubon, Iowa) 1894-1925, 1914-02-05
He Knew Him Well.

WHATS the Trouble, JOINT
why, sir, here's a note from Mr..
Mahlstick. in which he tells me that
he is off on little trip and he wants
me to send his drawing materials
along"
We'll, and isn't that plain enough ?"
Hardly, sir. don't think, sir, that
you know Mr.. Mahlstick. don't know
whether to send his paints and brushes
or only a corkscrew."- Stray Stories.
Audubon Republican. [volume] (Audubon, Iowa) 1894-1925, 1914-02-05

my. breath was
short and l had
chills and back
ache. l took the
pills about a year
ago and have had
no return of the
palpitations. Am
now 60 years old.
able to do lots Of
manual labor, am
Audubon Republican. [volume] (Audubon, Iowa) 1894-1925, 1914-02-05

Mother Gray's Sweet Powders for Children
Relieve Feyerishness, Bad Stomach, TeethinR
Disorders, move and regulate the Bowels and
are pleasant remedy for Worms. Used by
Mothers for "a years. They are so pleasant to
take, children like them. TA<y aaey fail At
all Druggists, 25c. Sample FREE. Address,
A. 3. Olmsted, lie Roy, N. Y. Adv
Audubon Republican. [volume] (Audubon, Iowa) 1894-1925, 1914-02-05
Playing safe.

Senator Wombat is bitterly disap-
pointed in the wireless system"
How so?"
He thought you could send a wire
less message without anything being
put on paper"
Audubon Republican. [volume] (Audubon, Iowa) 1894-1925, 1914-02-05
Reasonable Request.

Say, boss" said Hungry Hober.
could trouble you to give fellow
a little lift?"
What do you want?"
1--WE got enough money in my
pocket to tip the waiter, an was just
wonderin' il you wouldn't give me just
little extra to buy a meal"
Audubon Republican. [volume] (Audubon, Iowa) 1894-1925, 1914-02-05
Not lean Year. Either.

Ethel-This craze for gold. seems to
me very foolish. Now, a very little
would make me happy.
Jack-How much?
Ethel--Just enough to reach around
my finger.-San Francisco Chronicle.
Audubon Republican. [volume] (Audubon, Iowa) 1894-1925, 1914-02-05
Savior Fare.

Hostess Cat the party)--Miss Rob
ins has no partner for this waltz.
Would you mind dancing with her in
stead OF with me?
The Man-On the contrary, shall
be delighted. Boston Transcript.
Audubon Republican. [volume] (Audubon, Iowa) 1894-1925, 1914-02-05
That Week DIDN'T Count.

Isaac (who had just recovered from
typhoid doctor, you have charged
me for four weeks calls; ! will pay
for only three weeks!
Doctor-But l called on you every
day for four weeks, Mr.. Isaac.
Isaac-Vell, dere vas one week. |
was delirious and | didn't see you
come in.
Audubon Republican. [volume] (Audubon, Iowa) 1894-1925, 1914-02-05
On. Adv.r,.oa

'The pen is mightier than the
sword" quoted the Wise Guy.
yes, but the sword never gets a fell
low into libel SUITS" added the Simple
Mug.
Audubon Republican. [volume] (Audubon, Iowa) 1894-1925, 1914-02-05

Il understand it is a very fearful
play"
Yes; the management supplies
fresh handkerchiefs after the second
act"
Audubon Republican. [volume] (Audubon, Iowa) 1894-1925, 1914-02-05
Exnected.
Nv husband has been /

my husband has been trained by
an expert"
Indeed"
Yes. His preceding wife had no
less than seven divorces. Judge.
Audubon Republican. [volume] (Audubon, Iowa) 1894-1925, 1914-02-05
Second Floor Plan.

like appearance, being in good style
and substantially built. 1t is stated
that this house has been built complete
for 100000, using good. substantial
grade of material throughout.
This is dwelling that is we'll suit.
ed to the requirements of a small
Audubon Republican. [volume] (Audubon, Iowa) 1894-1925, 1914-02-05

over. for weak kidneys, backache. fr~
regular kidney action and uric acid
trouble. Thousands Of grateful recon-
mendations throughout the country
prove their worth.
Audubon Republican. [volume] (Audubon, Iowa) 1894-1925, 1914-02-05
Sacrificed.

Ethel-So Kate is finally married.
How did she come to take the plunge?
Marie--She didn't. She was showed
off by three younger sisters.
Audubon Republican. [volume] (Audubon, Iowa) 1894-1925, 1914-02-05
Motor Circles.

DO they move you in a circle"
by no means. We have slx-cylin-
der car. They move In four-cylin-
der set"
Audubon Republican. [volume] (Audubon, Iowa) 1894-1925, 1914-02-05

Castings and forgings of soft iron
can be changed into hard steel by a
new electrical process.
Audubon Republican. [volume] (Audubon, Iowa) 1894-1925, 1914-02-05
JUDGE CURED, HEART TRousLg.

took about 6 boxes of Dodds Kid
ney Pills for Heart Trouble from
which l had suffered for years. |
had dizzy spells. my eyes puffed.
Audubon Republican. [volume] (Audubon, Iowa) 1894-1925, 1914-02-05
What II Means.

Hip-What does it mean to say that
girl is as pretty as picture?
Hop--Merely a frame of mind
Michigan Gargoyle.
Audubon Republican. [volume] (Audubon, Iowa) 1894-1925, 1914-02-05

Who gave Miss Antique away
when she finally got married."
Her wrinkles. STRAY Stories.
Audubon Republican. [volume] (Audubon, Iowa) 1894-1925, 1914-02-05

A new German electrical heating
woven across pure asbestos threads.
Audubon Republican. [volume] (Audubon, Iowa) 1894-1925, 1914-02-05

Astonishing Tobacco Remedy Guaranteed
70 instantly remove taste for cigarettes or tobacco
In any form, money cheerfully refunded. Send
Shc and receive wonderful remedy by return mail.
Address Desk Tobacco Cleanse Co. wichita, ksRsasAd,
Audubon Republican. [volume] (Audubon, Iowa) 1894-1925, 1914-02-05
Damp Drama.

Putnam Fadeless Dyes will last I'M
Ill the goods wear out Adv.
Audubon Republican. [volume] (Audubon, Iowa) 1894-1925, 1914-02-05

Better love a short woman than
never love a tall.
Audubon Republican. [volume] (Audubon, Iowa) 1894-1925, 1914-02-05

II man admires woman she
should at least admire his good taste.
Audubon Republican. [volume] (Audubon, Iowa) 1894-1925, 1914-02-05

Nothing venture. nothing have-ex-
cept trouble.
Audubon Republican. [volume] (Audubon, Iowa) 1894-1925, 1914-02-05
The Property.

Kriss--The Browns are divorced.
Kross-Who has the custody of the
car?-Town Topics.
Audubon Republican. [volume] (Audubon, Iowa) 1894-1925, 1914-02-05

and h
|ewrit-
| prices.
prevail l.
with Il
|swAn-
Iowa
News and citizen. [volume] (Morrisville, Vt. ;) 1881-current, 1914-01-21
Leading Doctors Advised
DR.. Kennedy'S FavOrite Remedy.
Nothing Helped Patient So Much-Kept
System I'm Good Condition During
Dangerous Illness.

It is seldom that physicians endorse a
ready prepared medicine, for they have
their own remedies and treatment to pre-
scribe, and we don't blame the doctors in
the least. Often, however, they have to adj
NIT that DR.. Kennedy's Favorite Remedy
will do more for the patient than their own
prescriptions. Only year or SO ago such
a case happened in Kingston, N. Y, whore
one of the best known women in that his
toric city was attacked with pneumonia, at
the age of 69 years. 1t was an alarming
case She was attended by three of the
leading physicians in Kingston and by a
renowned specialist from New York City.
She slowly recovered from the pneumonia,
only to be attacked by severe nervousness,
accompanied by distressing and compli-
Gated heart trouble. She could not sleep
and her entire system became even more
debilitated and weakened. 1t was abso-
lutely necessary to keep her bowels in reg
ular order and at the same time avoid any
drugs of too drastic nature. 1t was a
News and citizen. [volume] (Morrisville, Vt. ;) 1881-current, 1914-01-21
Surely q ''Rin6"

By invitation through tbs mail the Pro-
gressYe leaders met I'm Montpelier one
day last week to talk over lhe affairs Of
their party and make plans Tor the future.
Tao question rising in cur minds is this:
|, Who appointed the "leader' from the
ference? Did the rank ana file of the Pro-
gressive party have a hand in stating that
these men were their representatives. ?
And why was not the invitation to this
conference general to the Progressives?
To come down to the facts Of the case
how greatly did this conference vary from
political conferences that have been held
in this state for so wears by leaders Of the
old parties? VIII the PrOgressives oi the
various communities represented AT hat
conference speak up and tell us whether
t1eyraCeiyed ar invitation OF uor apdwhe
they delegated representation to tine fol-
lowing men, WHO adopted resolution at
ing the attitude Of he Progressive party
on various matters OF general interest and
concern?
Rev. Fraser MeIzger OF Randolph, Judge
E. W. Gibson OF BrafJleGoro, Dr. W. j.
Adrich Of st. Johnsbury Edward A. Cook
Of Ljndonvllle, A. E. ) one 0 st. Johns
bury, u. l.. Scott Of Hardwiok, Andrew
j. Ealou oy Royahou u tar,u 81 Island
Pound.
Reports of the meeting state that Mr..
Gibson will become Congressional eau
didate from this district on the Progress
Tvs ticket and that Dr.. Jackson OF Bur-
js"E'on will Ueo"ruo "A candidate in the
fist dlsrric0 on tho Progressive ticket.
Barton MC0i;ur
News and citizen. [volume] (Morrisville, Vt. ;) 1881-current, 1914-01-21
VERY MUCH ALIVE.

Bellaire, Ohio, has been without sa-
looms for nearly five years. Accord
ing to the argument of the "wets" it
should by this time be dead as a
door nail" But nowhere in the Ohio
valley" the Wheeling Intelligencer
tells US, can be found buster or live
lier town than Bellaire. This fact is
plainly demonstrated every Saturday
night. All the stores along the main
streets were SO crowded that progress
was almost impossible. One merchant
stated that the crowd in his store was
so large the he, assisted by his corps
of clerks, could scarcely accommodate
them. This city is now on a straight
and rapid road Of progress, and in a
few years will undoubtedly be the
foremost city of the valley. The peo-
pie are becoming aware of the fact
that the money spent at home builds
up the town and makes it better
place to live in.
News and citizen. [volume] (Morrisville, Vt. ;) 1881-current, 1914-01-21
Ice For Next Summer

Clarence Parker, who has control OF
the ice harvested on the TYndall pond,
is cutting some very nice ice of thick
ness of about fourteen inches. He has,
however, given notice that he will not
peddle ice next summer, but that parties
wanting any from him must purchase it
now and provide place for it. Some
have done this and others may. Never
theless about thirty-five families prefer
to have ice brought them as heretofore,
and so they have contracted with S. L..
Ring, the Morrisville ice man, to deliver
ice here next summer at 50 cents per 100
pounds. If you want ice next summer
notify $. B.Waite or Mr.. Ring and it will
be put in your refrigerator at the above
price.
News and citizen. [volume] (Morrisville, Vt. ;) 1881-current, 1914-01-21
Kept the Opposition BUSY,

The only instance known wherein an
employee was paid by his employer for
gambling occurred in New Orleans.
Walter Lamana, child of wealthy
Italians, was kidnapped. and the inter
est was intense throughout the gulf
coast country.
The staffs of the two leading morn.
ing dailies were engaged in draw"
after hours when the city editor of
one of them was called out. He sum-
moned a reporter.
Get back in there and play at the
papers expenser' he Kissed. Make
1t livelyr'
The reporter raised 'em and hoisted
'em and lifted 'em for an hour
Then the game was broken I'D bv
cries Of Extra. Extraw and the staff
Of the other paper read with emotion
that the body of the child had been
found.
There was ten dollar check from
the editor in the reporters envelope
next pay DIV New York Tribune