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The Pensacola journal. (Pensacola, Fla.) 1898-1985, 1914-03-29
The Quick Secret of a Lily
Like Complexion And r 9shsf Beauty "

MISS HEADY-You will be surprised to
see how vastly superior eggol is to soap,
as a shampoo. 1t removes the scurf, grit
and greasy film from the scalp and hair
as nothing else can. and leaves the hair
glossy and shimmery as no soap could do
Dissolve teaspoonful of eggol in half a
cup of hot water. This makes sham
poo that cannot be excelled, for it's lather
and cleansing properties. For twenty-five
cents at your drug store you can get
enough eggol to last you several months
MISS FANNY T.-Your hair will very
soon stop coming out on your comb or
brush. and you will notice a tremendous
difference in the lustre of your hair, in its
fast increasing length and its f1uffiness. if
yourself and use 1t literally. Mix half a
pint of water with half a pint OF alcohol
Tor take full pint of imported bay rum.
ounce of beta-auinol. which you can OBJ
tain for not more than fifty cents at any
drug store. This makes up over pint
q quantity which would cost YOU many
dollars If you could buy It at the stores.
MISS SPECKLED-Few realize that II
is possible to rid the face of blackheads
in a few minutes time by simply sprink-
Ing some neroxin on a sponge. made wet
with hot water. and rubbing this on the
face on the parts affected with black
heads. There is no use pinching out
these persistent blemishes. as this spots
the skin You can get the neroxin for
not moro than fifty cents at the drug
store.
MISS r. G. My using many of the
superfiuous hair burners advertised, one
can easily detect the fact that YOU are
anlicted with wild hair. They leave a
and sometimes remove the hair unevenly
Use instead, simple sulfo solution, which
almost magfcally dissolves the hair leav-
ing no mark or injury. The simple sulfo
solution can be secured for one dollar at
drug stores. Apply 1t with the fingers
fectly.
FRIENDLESS-Try this for develop
most effective for the purpose. though
you understand it is at best difficult mat
ter TO produce such development Avoid
mechanical instruments. Mix together
Two ounces OF ruetone, half cup of
sugar and half a pint of cold water. This
makes safe mixture. of which two tea
spoonfuls after each meal and at bed
time: The ruetone will cost one dollar
at the drug store.
MRS. T. r. w.-You certainly can get
rid of pimples in hurry. / would not
advise YOU to continue the blood tonic
a powerful blood cleanser. Dissolve twelve |
ounces of sugar and one ounce of sarsene
in a pint of water. OF this, take one or
two teaSpoonfuls after meals. Get the |
sarsene in the original package, by the |
ounce, at any drug store. (advl |
The Pensacola journal. (Pensacola, Fla.) 1898-1985, 1914-03-29
coLoREp PEOPLES HAZE.
1a14 CATAIOCrm

CoIored Peoples Hair. We are the
largest importers and manufacturers of
colored peoples hair and the most relia-
BILE firm in this line. We make wigs,
switches, braids, transformations and all
styles of hair that can comb and wash
the same as your own. We also sell
Strengthening combs. hair nets, and cut
hair by the pound. We guarantee all
goods. and If not satisfied. money win be
refunded. Our prices are lower than
those quoted elsewhere. Send two-cent
stamp for illustrated book.
Humania Hair Co.. Dept. 80 20 Duane
st. New York City. (adv).
The Pensacola journal. (Pensacola, Fla.) 1898-1985, 1914-03-29
Secrets OF Beauty that No Woman
Should BE Without. Made Public by
Valeska Suratt, the Brilliant Act
trsss, Famed Tor Her Self.
Made Beauty.
BY vsIeska suratt.

BY Vaieska Suratt
- HERE is a garden in every won1-
ans face, where roses and lilies
can grow in all their purity and
loveltness. The trouble is most OF us do
not realize how marvelously beautiful
the skin may become by the proper
method pursued and how quickly it
may become SO. Years of time and ef-
fort are spent, with low-powered creams
SO extensively advertised. and with only
one result. hope constantly deferred.
The simplicity and ease of the proper
method of identifying the skin are really
astonishing. There are no half dozen
things. steaniing and rubbing and the
wearing of masks. and what not. to be
done. An example of what may be done
to the skin is shown by the results of
the following formula. This quickly
turns a skin, previously muddy. sallow
or spotty into one of exquisite loneliness.
pure In Its tint, spotless as lily, soft as
vefvety, and nothing but the generous
use of this formula is necessary
Simply mix two tablespoonfuls OF gly-
eerine in half q pint OF hot water and
The Pensacola journal. (Pensacola, Fla.) 1898-1985, 1914-03-29
MISS MAGGIE AIKEN IN ?
NORTH CAROLINA.

Miss Maggie Aiken. after spending
the winter in Pensacola as the guest
of Mrs ]. S. McGaughey. left few
Gays ago fer waynesboro, n. c.. Miss
tjken's many friends here much re-
GREETED her departure.
The Pensacola journal. (Pensacola, Fla.) 1898-1985, 1914-03-29
MISS MAY CURTIS VISITING
MRS. j. S. McGAUGHET,

Miss May Curtis. who is the guest
Of Mrs. J. s. McGaughey, will go down
to the Old Mill Inn later in the week.
where she will remain for a short
time, going then to New York, for the
summer. Mrs. Curtis, who is the guest
Of friends in Mobile, will join her
daughter on Tuesday, and will go
north with her.
The Pensacola journal. (Pensacola, Fla.) 1898-1985, 1914-03-29
HOUSE PARTY AT
TURNER CAMP.

Mr.. and Mrs. John A. Merritt are
chaperoning a party of young people
at Turner Camp. among whom are
Misses Minnie Hanway. Kitten Mer-
rift. jamie Knowles. Helen Fisher and
Elizabeth Fisher and Miss O'Rear.
The Pensacola journal. (Pensacola, Fla.) 1898-1985, 1914-03-29
TO TRAIN AT ST.
IQSEPt,S HOSPITAL.

Miss Edith Bcoske left Friday for
Atlanta, where she will enter st. Jo-
seph's hospital for training. She is
the third daughter in the family who
has taken UP trained nursing as q vo-
cation, Misses Bertha and Julia
Booske both being graduate nurses.
The Pensacola journal. (Pensacola, Fla.) 1898-1985, 1914-03-29
Mr.. MALLORY RIERA OPERATED
UPON AT ST. FRANCIS HOSPITAL.

Mr.. Mallory Riera, who recently un-
derwent an operation at st. Francis
hospital, is improving, and his friends
sincerely hope that he may soon be
out again.
The Pensacola journal. (Pensacola, Fla.) 1898-1985, 1914-03-29
ANNOUNCEMENT OF
GUNDERScHElMER- BERLIN
ENGAGEMENT.

Mr.. and Mrs. Jacob Berlin announce
the engagement OF their daughter,
Belle, to Mr.. Dave Gunderscheimer,
receiving in their honor on Sunday
evening from eight until ten. DIR. and
Mrs. Jonas OF Mobile, are expected to-
day, to attend the betrothel reception.
The Pensacola journal. (Pensacola, Fla.) 1898-1985, 1914-03-29
THE PENSACOLA JOURNAL SUNDAY MORNING 49,

pledge with the good fairies. as this
little lady seems to have done, she
may come TO be one OF the baby girls
who advertise Pensacola in its Better
Babies Contest, as a perfect baby
The Pensacola journal. (Pensacola, Fla.) 1898-1985, 1914-03-29
ENTERTAINED FOR
MISS HANWAT,

Among the courtesies of The week
was that at which Mrs. w. A. Blount,
Jr,. entertained on Wednesday after
noon. in honor of Miss Minnie Han
way who has received SO many at
tentions while the guest of Mrs. r. H.
Turner.
The Pensacola journal. (Pensacola, Fla.) 1898-1985, 1914-03-29
Neg Dance Records


- - IT
NOTE-The Victor Company
has engaged the services Of Mr..
and Mrs, Vernon Castle OF New
York. leading exponents Of mod
ern dances, who now supervise
the recording or dance records.
1753s-Ma Poulette-Ons step
(snd) Sebastian Tango-Vic-
tor Band.
175i2-Romance waltE-Hesita-
ton (and) Ecstasi Tango
Victor Band.
1755o-Thanks for the Lobster
One Step (and) What Dye
Mean You Lost Yer DoE-One
Step--Victor Band.
l76Ss--Castls Walk (and) You're
here and I'm Herc-Ono Step
Europe Society Orch.
s557e-Kiss Me Goodnight Med
ley-One step (and) Isch ga
BibbIe (Medley) One Step
Victor Band.
NEUTRALITY-SUSPICIOUS. (and)
Delicioso-Maxixe or Tango
Victor Band.
S5372-Castle's Lame Duck
(and) The Castles in Europe
One Step--Europe Society
Orch.
Popular Songs For April,
1I5S7--Let's All Go Round to
Mary Ann's--ColIins and Har-
Ian. (and) Camp Meeting
Band (Muir)-Ccllins and
Harlan.
Broadway-Peerless Quartet.
(and) The BeiIs-PeerIees
Quartet.
17543--A Fool There Was
CSong)-DeLos Becker (and)
Little Church Around the
Corner-DeLos Becker.
i7544--In the Heart Of the City
That Has No Heart-Henry
Burr (and The Woman Thou
GaveSt Me--Harry MMcdon-
ough and Hayden Quartet.
17545-'Cross tho Great d.
vide-Macdonough and Hay
den Quartet Eand) When tie
Maple Leaves Were EalIlnd
Edna Brown aud J. r. Hart
son.
17552-I Miss You Most or ALL
Edna Brown (and) Would You
Take Me Back Again?--Henry
Burr.
Standard Numbers.
175S6--La Paloma (Tradier)--
Alan Turner (and) o Sole Mo
(di Capua1-Alan Turner.
35365--Gems from Queen OF the
Movies (and) Gems from "Sa-
ri'--Victor Light Opera Co.
17546-In the Night (when the
Moon Slyly Winks)-(fron
Queen Of the Movies''1--Ly-
rio Quartet Cand) Oh Cecilia
("Queen OF the Movtes")-Ly-
rio Quartet.
17551--Sharpshooters Marc a.
(and) Beautiful Days-waltz
-Pietro Deiro.
S5369--S . gfrieds Funeral
March Gotterdam erung)
(and) Ride OF the vaIlyrieg
(Walkure)--VeDsela's Band.
Purple Label Records.
6o113--The Good Ship Mary
Ann-Nora Bayea
60114--You Can't Get Away
From It--Nora Bayea
70106-The PortabeIlo Lass
Harry Lauder.
701o7-It's Nice TO Get Up In
the Mornin', But It's Nicer 70
Lie In Bed-TIarry Lauder.
Red Seal Reeorda
s717S-Amor Mic (Afy Love) vo-
cal waltz (Ricciardi). Enrico
Caruso.
s44O1-Drink to Me Only with
Thine Eyes--Old English Air.
Julia Culp. Mezzo-Soprano.
64402--Wiegenlied (cradle sonRl
-Brahms-Julia Culp. Mezso
Soprano.
ss452-MagdaIen at MichaeFs
OBSERVATION-DISCLOSURES AGaiba.
as450--Nozze al F1garO--Oh
Come. My Hearts Delfght--
Frieda HempeI--Mozart.
ssIs3-ParIa NaISe (Oh speakl)
-Arditi-Frieda HempeI.
Embellishments. Vocal waltz
Wilson--Altna Gluck.
s7174-Don Giovanni-Serarade
--Mozart-Titta Rufro.
7435e-The Holy City-Weath-
erley-Adams-Evan williams.
The Pensacola journal. (Pensacola, Fla.) 1898-1985, 1914-03-29
CAPTAIN Muslin
HOST AT DINNER.

Among the courtesies Of the week
was that at which Captain Muslin en-
tertained on the Mississippi. his guests
for dinner being Mr.. and Mrs. Lloyd,
Col and Mrs. Ridgway. Capt. and Mrs.
Perry, Mr.. and Mrs. w. B. Wright
The Pensacola journal. (Pensacola, Fla.) 1898-1985, 1914-03-29

Which Rivals the immaculate Lily"
add one ounce Of zintone. which will cost
not more than fifty cents at the drug
store Stir until cooled It is then ready
TO apply. This should be used on the
hands. arms. face and shoulders. literally
every day.
MISS r. G. S.-There is no wrinkle
eradicator ever known that has such
prompt. visible results as the formula
fui and plump. and ali lines OF age.
wrinkles and crows feet disappear in a
very remarkable way Add two tea
spoonfulS OF giycerfne and two ounces of
eptol TO half pint of hot water. Stir
constantly until cold. Use very literally
The eptol you can obtain for not more
than fifty cents at the drug store. Mix
the formula yourself at home and you will
have q quantity of wrinkle cream which
would cost good many dollars were you
10 be able 10 buy IL in the stores.
The Pensacola journal. (Pensacola, Fla.) 1898-1985, 1914-03-29
MRS. SALTMARsH AND
MRS. LEE EXPECTED.

Mrs. e. o. Saltmarsh and Mrs. Har
ny Lee are expected during the week
from Annapolis. with little Miss Eve
line Lee. the baby daughter of Cap
tain and Mrs. Lee.
The Pensacola journal. (Pensacola, Fla.) 1898-1985, 1914-03-29
CAPTAIN DOUGLASS OPERATED
UPON FOR APPENDICITIS.

Many Pensacola friends will regret
to learn that Commander Douglass
has ceen recently operated upon for
appendicitis. in Norfolk, where he and
Mrs. Douglass are making their home.
The Pensacola journal. (Pensacola, Fla.) 1898-1985, 1914-03-29
MRS. CALDWELL
rs IMPROVING.

Mrs. Marion Caldwell, who has been
very i'll for the past two weeks. is
now improving. and is able to sit up.
Her friends will be glad to know OF
her Improvement.
The Pensacola journal. (Pensacola, Fla.) 1898-1985, 1914-03-29
MRS. SHEAR TO DFuNIAk
AND JACKSONVILLE.

Mrs. Alice Shear, who left Satur-
day for DeFuniak, win later go to
Jacksonville. Ocala and other South
Florida cities. Remaining for some
time.
The Pensacola journal. (Pensacola, Fla.) 1898-1985, 1914-03-29
MRS. HENLEY TO VISIT
MRS. RUCkER.

Mrs. ]. r. Henley leaves on Friday
for Birmingham, where she will be
tie guest or Mrs. Z. w. RuclSer, be-
fore joining her husband at Port
Royal.
The Pensacola journal. (Pensacola, Fla.) 1898-1985, 1914-03-29
GUEST or
MRS. GEORGE OWEN.

Mrs. z. A. Webb OF Atmore, Ala,
IS spending the weekend as the guest
OF Mrs. Geo. W. Owen.
Ottumwa tri-weekly courier. [volume] (Ottumwa, Iowa) 1903-1916, 1914-04-18

which $57,296.06 is caused by levies
which are fixed by law. The county
board or no other board has any pow
er to adjust these levies and the re-.
suit Is an increase in taxes whenever
the valuation is increased as 1t was
last year The $42,451.26 is caused
by increased school taxes. This raise
was necessary on account OF the erec-
ton of several new school buildings
in Fort Dodge: $14,292.93 Is caused by
increased town and city taxes, and 49,.
455.31 by increase in township taxes
levied by trustees. The county super.
visors reduced the levies under their
control by $5,04S.94.
The total taxable valuation of Web.
ster county Is $14,267.715 as compared
with S10,14S,O40 for last year.
The levies actually controlled by
the board of supervisors are as fol.
lows:
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FARMING TON.

Miss Clara Hoyer Of Cottonwood is
the guest of her grandmother, Mrs. r
Pfster.
Mrs Belle Lloyd Of Kansas City, was
called here by the death Of her father
Francis Waste.
Miss Tresa Taylor has returned from
Des Moines where she has been at
tending usiness college.
Mrs. O. l. Harris of st. Louis, is the
guest of her sister, Mrs. A. l.. S. Owen
Rev. and Mrs. G. H. Duty Of Mont
rose, visited Saturday with the form
ers sister, Mrs. F. G. Knapp.
Mrs Emma CASTOR has gone to In
dependence where she has accepted a
position as attendant at the insane
hospital in that city.
DR.. G. r. Neff was recent Keosau
qua visitor.
Mrs Eugenia Baker and sister Mrs
La Hue of Wyaconda, Mo-, are visiting
Mrs Matte Hatton.
Word has been received of the mar
riage Of Chas. Chalfont and Miss
Partha McCurdy on March q at De
troit, Mich.
The new council organized Monday
evening and the following we're chosen
to fill the appointive Offices: Eugene
Jenkins, clerk; Henry Crown, marshal
and Mrs. Ed Jack, collector.
Ottumwa tri-weekly courier. [volume] (Ottumwa, Iowa) 1903-1916, 1914-04-18

The fellos was getting UP a gain OF
primers base wen l calm hoam frum
skool this AFTERNOON, Pubs Simkins
yelling, Hers Benny Potts, choose
him for our side.
Anvil rite. sed waite till put my
books in. And | kwick ran In the
house to put them in, and ma called
from upstares, Benny, is that you Jest
cain In.
Yes NAM, I sed, I'm going out, the
fellos want me to get In a gain OF
primers base.
Well you'll half to take yure cuzzin
Sue hoam ferst, sed ma, she bin heer
awl AFTERNOON and it's not gentilmanly
to let lady go hoaom alone. Aw, G.,
sed, she's not lady.
o, am so, sed Sue, kuming out Of
the parler jest then and making a
fearse Ease at me.
Aw ma, I sed, the fellos wunt me to
get In gain Of primers base.
You'll take yure cuzzin hoam befoar
you get in enything. sed ma, you herd
wat l sed, you can eetch have wun Of
those cookys avn the sdebord in the
dining room, perhaps that will make
you feal bettir. WITCH 1t did, littel,
me putting my cooky in my cote pockit
and Sue Getting hers vile we was wawk-
ing down the street.
Ottumwa tri-weekly courier. [volume] (Ottumwa, Iowa) 1903-1916, 1914-04-18
cANTRIL.

Mrs. Irwin war called to Des Moines
Saturday by the death Of her brother
B |. Warner has returned from Hot
Springs. His health is improved by
his stay there.
Mrs. Alvin Stott is the owner Of a
new piano given her by the The Tri.
bure in their late contest.
Mrs. Geo. w. Jack returned Friday
from visit in FIT, Madison.
Rev. F. A. Smith preached the bac.
calaureate sermon Sunday evening
Mrs. Hoidefer sang beautiful solo
The graduating exercises will be held
in M. E. church Friday evenig. The
graduates are Frank Suit. Marguerite
Hilles. Josie McLeland. Mamie Powell
and Vera Struble. Rev. Perkins OF
Keosauqua will give the class address
The banquet will be given In Leverton
hall on Saturday evenig.
d Norris and wife entertained to
Sunday dinner Mr.. and Mrs. Geo. W.
| Creath Of Agency, James Russell and
family of Milton, Mrs. Eliza Creath
Guy Hustead and family, Geo. B.
Creath and wife.
An Easter program was given at the
Christian church Sunday p. m. by the
; Junior Endeavor. 1t was much enjoy
ed by all present
Miss Grace Moore primary teacher
at Donnelson was home over Sunday
W. S. Jack and family are enjoying
, a visit from his sister whose home IL
in Penn.
Will Hannah and wife Sundayed
with Cantril relatives.
Mr.. and Mrs. Geo. w. Creath Of
Agency visited Cantril relatives from
Friday till Monday.
The ladies of the Christian church
served dinner and supper and held 9
bazaar at Leverton hall on Saturday. A
treasury
Mr.. and Mrs. S. H. Bennett have re
turned from Colorado.
Ottumwa tri-weekly courier. [volume] (Ottumwa, Iowa) 1903-1916, 1914-04-18
Little Benny's Note Book
By LEE PAPE

Pubs Simkins yelling, Hay, Benny.
amt you going to play.
half to take my cuzzin hoam ferSt,
i yelled back, and Pubs Simkins yelled
Aw heck, cant she 60 hoam alone. and
me and Sue kepp avn wawking down
the street, me saying don't see wy
l haff to 60 hoam with you, G WIZ. a
persin mite think you dident no ware
you lived
You sed | wasent a lady. SEQ Sue.
Ill say yure lady II you 20 hoam
by pureself, | sed.
Anvil rite, say 1t, sed Sue.
Yure lady, ! sed, yure ladys for
awl care, now are you going hoam
by yureself.
Give me yure cooky and l will sed
Sue.
G WIZ. you wunt everything, sed.
WITCH she duz pritty neer. and | sed
II give 1t to you will you crawss yure
hart you'll go hoam by yureslf and let
me 20 back.
Yes, III krawss my hart and spit, sed
Sue.
lest krawss yure hart, | sed, thawt
you was lady. And she krawssed
her hart and gave her my cooky and
she kepp avn wawking by herself,
Getting It. and went back and the fell
los was getting up game of hare and
hounds by that time 80 l got IN that.
Ottumwa tri-weekly courier. [volume] (Ottumwa, Iowa) 1903-1916, 1914-04-18

The waste in coal mining is an
other drain on our national wealth
which calls for serious and extended
inquiry and investigation. A preiim-
mary estimate, based upon limited
inquiry and examination, indicates an
annual waste or loss of coal in min
ing and handling of not less than
250,O0O,000 tons per annum This rep
resents loss from our best and most
easily mined Goals and those nearest
our great centers of industry. What
is needed in connection with this loss
is thorough underground survey and
examination at certain carefully Sc
lected areas in each of the important
coal fields of the country, with view
to determining the exact conditions
under which mining operations take
place and the possibilities of adopting
less wasteful methods With this
large amount of accurate information
laid before the public, it will then be
possible to obtain the adoption of far
less wasteful methods of mining. Such
an investigation, thoroughly conduct
ed, would cost about $4,000 per annum
for three or four years. 1t is confident
ly believed that the results of such
an investigation would mean saving
in fuel resources having a value to
the nation of considerably more than
$50,000,O00 per annum.
Ottumwa tri-weekly courier. [volume] (Ottumwa, Iowa) 1903-1916, 1914-04-18
ALBA.

Mrs. ThOs. NJ Hammond Of Nelson
Neb., who has been visiting at the par.
entail Palmer home near Avery and re
latives in Alria left last night for hcr
home in Nebraska.
home In Nebraska
Mr.. and Mrs. Smith Easter who were
called here by the death of j. H. Easter
left last night for their home in Port
land, Oregon.
The funeral services of Mrs. William
F. Walker was held at the Christian
church today at l:30 p. M, Rev. Jas
A. Burns officiating.
Mrs Albert Rose died yesterday
morning at o'clock at her home OH
North Main street The funeral serv
ices will be held at her home Wednes
day at 2 p. m.
G. H. Hammond and Mr.. and Mrs. J
F. Hammond who live near Moravja
were Abba visitors yesterday.
Ed Dorgan of Davenport was II
Abba on business yesterday.
j. M. Cashier of Lovilia who had {
stroke of paralysis recently is very low
at present. His death is expected al
any time.
Ottumwa tri-weekly courier. [volume] (Ottumwa, Iowa) 1903-1916, 1914-04-18
CEDAR.

Frank Smith and sister, Charles
Wright and Charles Marsh of Ottum
wa. Willie Swanson. Anna Ross and
the two Pole boys visited at the w
il. Brown home Sunday.
Jack and Simon Allison were call
ers in Eddyville Saturday evening.
G. s. Ward and John Ross were
callers in Eddyville Monday.
Mrs. John Ross and daughter
Niola, were shopping in Kirkville
Thursday.
Chester Funk and Simon Allison
we're callers in Eddyville Thursday.
Charles Marsh of Ottumwa was a
caller at the John Ross home Sunday
evening.
Lewis Allison was a caller at the
home of his aunt, Mrs. John Ross
Sunday.
Ottumwa tri-weekly courier. [volume] (Ottumwa, Iowa) 1903-1916, 1914-04-18
HEDRICk.

Mrs. Joe Kelley Of Cedar Rapids Wis.
ited at the w. A. Dellinger home here
last week
Carl Anderson arrived home from
Greeley, Iowa Saturday night and will
spend week at the A. ]. Anderson
home.
David and Ray Rafferty, Of Ollie Wis.
ited friends in Hedrick Monday eve
Born to Mr.. and Mrs. J. G. Wilkins
daughter, April IA.
Miss Lois Campbell is visiting
friends in Hedrick.
o. c.. Cuddy and wife were passen.
ger for Oskaloosa Saturday where Mr.
Cuddy purchased a new White car
They returned home that evening.
Clyde Morgan Of Oskaloosa is He'd
rick visitor today.
Geo. Messerschitt and family visited
at the Dave Messerschmitt home a,
Maltinsburg Sunday.
Mr.. and Mrs. Harry Butler returned
to Sigourney after an over Sunday visit
!, at the Burtlow home.
Mrs. w. C. Cozard OF Chicago and
Ottumwa tri-weekly courier. [volume] (Ottumwa, Iowa) 1903-1916, 1914-04-18

of your life?" she asked one evening.
"The happiest moment of my life,'
answered the bachelor, with remi
niscent smile, was when the jeweler
took back an engagement ring and
gave me some cuff links in exchange"
A tourist in Scotland came to a
wide ferry. 1t was stormy and the
wind was constantly increasing. The
Scotch ferryman agreed to take the
tourist across, but told him to wait
until he had first taken a COW across
When he had returned and started
across with the traveller the latter
became curious. "Will you tell me
why you took the COW over and made
me waltz" he asked. "Weel, now
explained the ferryman, Eye see, the
COO wur valuable, and feared tn
wind wud increase so tn boat MIGHT
upset on tn second trip
Not Intentional
"Pink and purple hair, my dear?
You certainly are stylish"
Don't get gay with me. I got my
hair that way dyeing Easter eggs"
"My good friends" began the tenn
perance orator. drink is the curse OF
the world All the crime, all the wars
all the heart-aches Of this universe
can be laid at the door of intoxica