The Topeka state journal. [volume] (Topeka, Kansas) 1892-1980, 1914-07-25
Jayhawker lots

eomeway. sislis Editor Brady Of the
lawrence Journal World, we miss the
old-fashioned preacher. who preached
Safety First
II your neigf,bor has q flne tat weed
patch. advises the Manhattan Mercury.
your chances for having tho hay fever
are improved thereby. And the same
thing il true for your neighbor. IL you
have q nice fat weed patch.
A Wichita man whose wife left him
Is years ago and has never returned
has just sued for divorce. AMI the OF
tawa Republic insists that II there il q
watchful waiting medal here II the
place for It..
While we are apportioning the
fruits Of the farmers endeAvor. why
not make AXE E slssn sweep sep. Of III suf,
the wheat II the farmers auto money.
the corn crop Is the repair money. the
alfalfa crop Is the gasoline money. and
the live stock can be squeezed for the
grease.
Mcleod Braun, the editor OF Deni-
son department OF the Holton Re-
corder. repoftA: The cut worms. army
worms and chinch bugs have become
discouraged and felt SO small beside
the big stalks OF corn which have been
gr0wing 10 fast that they have shrunk
up with shame at the task Of eating
up 30 many big corn stalks.
Observations by the Merysville Ads
vocate-Defnocrat; II electricity IL NE.
it accounts for 30 much that II
ssosna1s arf. . TN ns .@s xisn tss
most money. It IL rarely that
anybody invents an Improvement ON
the old political machine. .. /.
There are q multitude Of leaders In
the world. but the army of followers
is lacking. -. One Of the penal
ties Of success Is that the successful
are used as targets BY the enviUus.
+. A fitting drink with which to
fill the Cup Of disappointment would
be the juice of So..r Grapes.
i Gems from win Palmer's Jewell
County Republican,: The women do not
keep any man waiting for them when
the fire bell rings. Ruild woman a
fine home, and she is pretty sure to
decide she wants to sleep in tent.
The fellow who lives on the interest Of
his money never looks like he was hav-
ing as good time as he thought he
would. A very small quantity Of sus-
picion will poison q very large quantity
Of domestic happiness. We can dag
nose the case OF most any cross
woman; she works too hard. If you're
= spender, increasing your salary won't
help you save money The fair minded.
good natured man il the lubricant OF
society. He stops friction and keeps
the journals from getting hot.
No matter whether town is Demo-
cratic or Republican says the Sabetha
Star, II wants a Progressive ball team.
Editor Coverdale Of the Havensville
Review says that along about 1885.
when he has made his stake and feels
that he can run his paper just as he
blamed pleases. he will get out a
really interesting local column. The
locals will read like these: ABE Cheet
was In and paid US his subscription
this week-a dollA and half that we
never hoped to get" I'm our humble
opinion. the eld-fAshioned red petit
coat was a great deal better than none
at all, which kind seems to be strong
ly in favor this summer" while 1t il
a well-known fact that Jim Kreditt's
kids never get q penny for candy,
Mrs. Kreditt says Jim manages to
scrape up 40 cents week for chew
ing tobacco" 'Mrs. 0oode informs M
that her neighbor. Mrs. T1ghtwad. Dor
rows her Review every week. and like
everything else she borrows. never re-
turns 1t. Wien We become mayor We
shall make It crime to borrow q