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Iron County record. [volume] (Cedar City, Utah) 1893-1982, 1914-02-24
Patient for Two Years.

A prominent physician entered his
consultation room one evening some
what late. and opening the door he
addressed the many patients who were
waiting:
BE kind enough to come in your
turn, Who has been waiting the long
est?"
81 have, doctor" said tailor who
hadt called to present his bill Then
risky, he continued: Il delivered
your clothes to you two years ago."
Iron County record. [volume] (Cedar City, Utah) 1893-1982, 1914-02-24
Rarhecued Lamb.

Take leg or fore quarter OF lamb
and wash and wipe dry; rub over It
first salt, then flour. and put in pan;
then peel and cut up fine one lemon,
one ripe tomato and one large onion;
meat; put some -four in pan and add
a cupful of water; put in a good oven
and bake as usual. basting It often;
II will have fine flavor and the gravy
will be delicious; nothing like 1t.
Iron County record. [volume] (Cedar City, Utah) 1893-1982, 1914-02-24
A Waste Of Powder.

A man who had never been duck
hunting shot at duck in the air. The
duck fell dead to the ground.
We'll, you got hlm!" exclaimed
the amateurs friend.
YES" replied the amateur. but
might as well have saved my ammu-
nition-the fall would have killed
him."
Iron County record. [volume] (Cedar City, Utah) 1893-1982, 1914-02-24
II Didn't Disturb Him.

I'm afraid the piano in the parlor
disturbs you after you have retired
for the night said the country
boarding house keeper to the new
boarder.
mot at all, ma'am," replied the
newcomer; you see, I'm boilers
maker by trade"
Iron County record. [volume] (Cedar City, Utah) 1893-1982, 1914-02-24
stuffed Leo Of Mutton.

Have the butcher bone the leg of
mutton. The bones and trimmings
will yield stock for good vegetable
or barley soup. Fill the cavity in the
roast with bread stufiing highly sea
soned with pepper and onion and mois'
tened with melted butter or drip
ping.
Iron County record. [volume] (Cedar City, Utah) 1893-1982, 1914-02-24
Second Floor Plan.

the same as rent, including both pay
ment on the principal, and interest on
the unpaid balance. The insurance
and taxes are usually extra, but these
are relatively small items and are not
enough to defer any man from EN-.
barking in homecoming enterprise.
OF course, there should be reason In
this as in other things. One should
not buy too expensive a place. any
Iron County record. [volume] (Cedar City, Utah) 1893-1982, 1914-02-24
Too Much Talent.

Where is that barber who used to
have the end chair"
I'VE had to let him co. replied
the boss. "He had too much tai
ent."
"Whaddy va mean, talent?" asked
the customer.
HE got so he illustrated his stories
with cuts when he was shaving peo-
ple," explained the boss.
Iron County record. [volume] (Cedar City, Utah) 1893-1982, 1914-02-24
Tomato soup.

Cook one can OF tomatoes in a quart
OF water. Strain when thoroughly
done, and add one pint of milk or
cream, lump of butter. about the
size OF an egg. salt to taste. and a
very little thickening of -four, Serve
very hot.
Iron County record. [volume] (Cedar City, Utah) 1893-1982, 1914-02-24
In This SIangy Age.

Il wish | knew who our youngest
has been playing with"
"Why?"
"She seems to be learning things
that | do not wish her to. Last night
when she finished her little prayer
she added a postscript: Lord, pre-
serve us, or, II You can't do that, can
us Houston Post
Iron County record. [volume] (Cedar City, Utah) 1893-1982, 1914-02-24

lords profit and own his own home.
We all know OF many landlords who
are not only making good living but
are growing wealthy by borrowing
money. building houses with II and
renting them TO people, who, II they
realized It. could with a little efraFt
Iron County record. [volume] (Cedar City, Utah) 1893-1982, 1914-02-24
co-operatlon Needed.

Cooperation is necessary for the
most systematic road building. That
is one reason why Missouri has been
doing so much to improve her roads.
because her people in the different
communities have been willing to CO
operate.
Iron County record. [volume] (Cedar City, Utah) 1893-1982, 1914-02-24
Knew She Meant Him.

II wouldn't marry the handsomest
man that ever lived she said with
unnecessary emphasis.
I'm sorry" he replied. I've al
ways liked you so much.''
Iron County record. [volume] (Cedar City, Utah) 1893-1982, 1914-02-24
Temporarily Handicapped.

Mr.. Doughleigh-I met that French
nobleman, Count de Brie, today.
Dotty Dougleigh-Really! Is he a
brilliant onversationalist?
Mr.. Doughleigh-Well, no; not at
present lie has rheumatism in his
shoulders. Judge.
Iron County record. [volume] (Cedar City, Utah) 1893-1982, 1914-02-24
An Unusual Case.

yours is o very unusual casoId
said the doctor
THAT so, doctor? VIII l recover
"Oh, yes"
Then what is unusual about It,"
Il don't seem able to find the'
slightest excuse to operate. Detroit
Free Press.
Iron County record. [volume] (Cedar City, Utah) 1893-1982, 1914-02-24
Back to the Earth.

IF we are good we will come back
to earth number of times"
Some people prefer tc take no
chances on that possibility"
"How's that?"
They prefer TO lead double lives
now. Kansas CAY Journal
Iron County record. [volume] (Cedar City, Utah) 1893-1982, 1914-02-24
II Didn't Matter.

Turning to the newspaper report
er who was his passenger, the aviator
exclaimed:
Its all off; the propeller Is brok-
en-, and we are doomed to fall 5000
feet!"
Great guns" cried the reporter.
II hope we don't fall into the water.
| can't swim a stroke!" Lippincotts
Iron County record. [volume] (Cedar City, Utah) 1893-1982, 1914-02-24
Wrong Aaain.

"A man can't live on air." observ-
ed the Sage.
ooh, don't know replied the Fool
81 know an aviator who made $60,000
last wear"
Iron County record. [volume] (Cedar City, Utah) 1893-1982, 1914-02-24
Road praq a Necessity,

The road drag should be a neces-
sity upon every farm that borders
along the road. The man who is lib
eral minded and patriotic enough 10
keep his road dragged is a good citi.
zen,
Iron County record. [volume] (Cedar City, Utah) 1893-1982, 1914-02-24
Her Right.

"The manager objects to your
doing so much high kickin'."
II don't care, said Mile Nc
Kique, 81 shall continue to exercise
my right"
Iron County record. [volume] (Cedar City, Utah) 1893-1982, 1914-02-24
Not Dependable.

Many Judge from Bidders red
nose that he's a heavy drinker, but
he's not. His nose is like gas me-
ter"
How so?"
1T registers more than IL con-
sumes. Baltimore American.
Iron County record. [volume] (Cedar City, Utah) 1893-1982, 1914-02-24
Sponge buster.

clean sponge. dampened ever 80
slightly. removes dust and lint from
felt hats and velvet coat collars bet
ter than a brush broom.
The Parma herald. (Parma, Idaho) 1903-1917, 1914-07-02
GAME
FOR TONIGHT
Parma and Apple Valley
to Settle Old Grudge
This Evening.

In loosely played game at
Roswell Tuesday night the Apple
Valley team was defeated by
Roswell by a 8 TO s score. The
decisive game of the season will
be played tonight at the Parma
park when Apple Valley and the
locals mix Parma is now lead
ing the league with a record of
4 games won and l lost Ros
well follows with 4 wins and Z
defeats, Apple Valley is third.
having won 3 and lost 9. while
Big Bend is undisputed cellar
champion. If Apple Valley gets
away with tonight's session.
Parma, Roswell and Apple VAL
ley will be tied for first place,
each having 4 games won and 2
lost. From the dope on Tues
day nights affair, however, Par
ma should have no trouble in
disposing of their opponents and
grabbing the bunting Thorn.
ton and Fisk will be the battery
for the home guards.
The Parma herald. (Parma, Idaho) 1903-1917, 1914-07-02
HENRY STARK
MEETS DEATH
Parma Young Man Fatally
Injured at Arrowrock
Saturday.

Henry Wilbur Stark, "A resident
of this place, employed as car
penter at Arrowrock, died short
ly after 3 O'Clock Saturday after
noon from "A fracture of the
skull. which he received about
two hours before when he fell a
distance of DO feet from a frame
on which he was working. The
young man was "a years of age
and had been married but five
months. He was resident OF
this place and was well known in
this vicinity. His body was
brought TO Parma Sunday
morning by his father, S. H..
Stark, and the funeral occurred
Sunday afternoon, interment
taking place at Roswell eeme-
terry. The parents of the be-
reaved bride went to Boise Sat
urday evening to be with their
daughter and accompany the
body to Parma.
The Parma herald. (Parma, Idaho) 1903-1917, 1914-07-02
Business Locals

Furnished room for rent. In
quire of Mrs. A. j. Mitchell.
For a first-class Sunday din
ner go the Hotel Illinois. Only
80 cents.
Will pay highest cash price for
poultry, hides and pelts. Par
ma Meat Market.
For Sale = Team of heavy
mare colts. Inquire at barber
shop. H. Hughey.
DR.. T. o. Humphreys, resident
dentist. Office in bank building,
ground floor, phone 4S.
For best white pine screen
doors, re-enforced with extra
wire in lower panels,s go the
Spurrier Lumber Company.
Our home cured Hams and
Bacon are the very best. Our
lard is always fresh. Give us
your next order. Parma Meat
Market.
A. |. Myers, the loan man at
Caldwell, buys and sells notes,
mortgages, and warrants, and
has plenty of s per cent. money
on hand to loan" 4 1914
Five year farm loans with pre-
payment privileges, lowest inter-
est rate and prompt action.
Leslie A Mclean, 500 Overland
Bldg, Boise, Idaho. If
For Sale-Will sell at a reason
able price, either an 80 or 100
acre tract. Under government
project south of Parma. Make
inquiry at Herald Office. A quick
deal will make you money.
Ihave purchased the business
formerly conducted by Fred Por-
ter in the Bates bldg, first door
south of the Golden Rule Store,
and am prepared to handle all
kinds OF shoe work. Have had
so years experience in the busi-
ness and guarantee all work.
tt John Porter.
Tobacco statesmen wanted.
Earn 800 monthly. Expenses.
Experience unnecessary. Adver-
tise and take orders from mer-
chants for smokingeand chewing
tobacco, cigarettes, cigars, etc.
Send a &c stamp for full partic-
ulars. Hemet Tobacco Co.,
New York, \. \. i0t sla
The Parma herald. (Parma, Idaho) 1903-1917, 1914-07-02
Parma Girl Weds.

Miss Lizzie Turner OF Parma
and Raleigh Mcmillan OF Tama-
rack We're united in wedlock at
high noon yesterday at the home
OF the brides parents near this
CITY. Rev. +. p. Lawrence of Ros
we'll performing the ceremony.
Mlss Florence OMAHA acted as
brides maid. and Arthur Turner.
brother OF the bride, was best
man. The happy couple left
yesterday evening for ten DAYS
visit at LaGrande, after which
they will return to their future
home at Tamarack.
The Parma herald. (Parma, Idaho) 1903-1917, 1914-07-02
TO BE
BEST EVER
No Pains Being Spared to
Make Celebration a
Huge Success.

Tho plans for the Roswell Par
ma picnic TO be held at Andes
sen = grove Thursday, July %.
have almost been perfected aud
everything points to the biggest
time ever. A fine program Of
athletic events. featured by two
baseball games, has been ar
ranged and there will be plenty
OF excitement in this line all the
time. The platform program
will begin promptly at IL O'Clock
and will consist of addresses ard
musical numbers. Judge r. 4.
Russell, known as one of the
best orators in this part OF the
state, will deliver the address.
and the best musical talent to
be obtained will appear in var:
ious selections. The Parma
Oddfellows' band. which has
gained an enviable reputation
throughout this section duriux
the last two years, will also be
on hand during the day, aud
lovers of good music will be more
than satisfied. A big bowery
dance in the evening will wind
up the days inn Special rates
Of &c per mle from all points
between Boise and WeiseF, III.
elusive. have been granted by
the o. 5. l. and a large deleea-
tion of visitors from nearby
towns is expected.
The Parma herald. (Parma, Idaho) 1903-1917, 1914-07-02
MANY WILLGO
TO BIG BEND
Good Time Is Promised
to Fourth of July
Visitors.

A large number OF Parma ped
pie are expecting to attend the
Fourth of July celebration at
Big Bend. All arrangements
have been made for a big day,
beginning with a program at
1910, Tom Welsh occupying the
presiding officers chair. After
the program the Big Bend Park
association will hold a business
meeting. In the afternoon, be-
ginning at 2 o'clock, a fine pro-
gram OF sports, followed by a
baseball game, will hold the at
tention OF the visitors. A big
dance in the evening. beginning
at 6 o'clock. will close the days
festivities. Good music has been
engaged for the dance, and no
efforts have been spared to make
every body happy
The Parma herald. (Parma, Idaho) 1903-1917, 1914-07-02

Great men are they who see that
spiritual is stronger than any material
force; that thought rules the world
Emerson.
The Parma herald. (Parma, Idaho) 1903-1917, 1914-07-02

Or Thursday evening, June 25,
at the Adventist church in Gsld-
well, occurred the marriage of
Miss Maud Hazel Bird of cald-
well to James c Cress of Parma,
Rev. Bird officiating The cere-
mony was a double wedding,
Miss Hezel p. Terrence and G +.
Muncey being the other two con-
tracing parties. Mrs. Cress is
a popular and accomplished
Caldwell yonng lady, and the
groom is the proprietor OF the
Hygienic Bakery in this city.
They returned Friday to Parma.
where they will make their home
"a the future.
The Parma herald. (Parma, Idaho) 1903-1917, 1914-07-02
Economic.

HAS Billy a special tutor at col
iege?" mo; his regular chauffeur
does all the ,sstsns'
The Parma herald. (Parma, Idaho) 1903-1917, 1914-07-02
LOCAL ITEMS
OF INTEREST
Timely News Notes of
Happenings in Parma
and Vicinity.

Mrs. H. j. Sloan was a capital
city visitor Tuesday.
Mrs. Ellen Case went to Vale
Monday for few days business
visit.
Miss Iva Scott leaves this
evening for her home in Port
land.
Miss Mabel Fouch returned
Sunday from "a weeks visit in
Boise.
Mrs. A. A. Paul is visiting
friends in Boise and Caldwell
this week.
Rev. J. B. Story is in Weiser
looking after his property in
that city.
Mr.. and Mrs. Theo. Roeder left
yesterday for a visit to Denver
and other eastern points.
Mrs. Villa Ross left yesterday
for Starkey Hot Springs, where
she will spend the summer.
The Parma baseball team will
go to Nyssa Saturday for a
game with the Nyssa team.
Mr.. and Mrs. Thos. Waldrop
of Portland are visiting at the
home of MIR. and Mrs. VIM. Ball.
Mrs. Ii. {. and Miss Ostella
Andersen and Louis and Chris
tian Andersen were in Boise Sat-
urday.
The ladies missionary society
OF the First Presbyterian church
was entertained by Mrs. D. w.
Gromer yesterday afternoon.
A number of Parma fans and
fanettes attended the ball game
at Roswell Tuesday evening be-
tween Roswell and Apple Valley.
Mr.. and Mrs. Earl Paine Of
Portland, formerly residents of
Parma, visited Friday and Sat-
urday at the c. E. Mitchell
home.
Stanley Hurtt of Caldwell was
in town Tuesday distributing
advertising matter for the 4th
of July celebration at Lake
| Lowell.
Raymond Alexander was up
from Ontario Monday and Tues
day. "Chink" pitched Sundays
game against Vale, winning by
a score of 9 TO 4 and securing 13
strikeouts.
Mrs. r. j. Cluen and son, John,
who have been at San Diego,
Cal, for several months past, re-
turned Tuesday to their home in
Parma, making the return trip
by way OF Portland and Seattle.
j. W. Starkey and family and
Miss May Sutton OF Boise spent
Sunday visiting at the W +.
Fisk home. The trip to and
from Parma was made in a fine
new Cadillac automobile recently
purchased b. Ar. Starkey.
The Parma herald. (Parma, Idaho) 1903-1917, 1914-07-02

Several bands OF gypsies have
passed through Parma this
week.
Miss Grace Paul returned Mon
day from a few days visit with
Caldwell friends.
Miss Florence OMAHA was a
guest OF New Plymouth friends
a couple OF days this week.
The Junior Club of the United
Presbyterian church held a social
Tuesday night at the Merriam
home near Parma.
The Parma garage has been
moved from the old Eacker
building to the quarters formerly
occupied by the Studebaker Co.
A baby girl was born Thurs
day to Mr.. and Mrs. Ernest
Bailey of Caldwell. Mrs. Bailey
was formerly Miss Helen Stiles
OF this place.
Cement walks are being put
down from the Mundle hardware
store as far as the Parma res.
taurant. Walks are also being
laid in front of the Platt, Mundle
and Hartzler property and the
u. p. parsonage OH Parma
heights.
The lawn social given at the
Hotel Illinois Friday night under
the auspices of the Parma Choral
Society was largely attended
and a good time resulted. The
musical numbers were all good,
especially the tenor solos by Mr..
Bachmeyer. A neat sum was
realized by the society from the
sale of refreshments.
The Parma herald. (Parma, Idaho) 1903-1917, 1914-07-02
ALL DECIDE
TO BE DRY
Three Big Parties Insert
Constitutional Amend
ment Plank.

Almost every democrat, pro-
gressiye and republican, in Parma
has been attending one of the
platform conventions held in
Boise this week. The big plat
form issue was in regard to the
prohibition question, and all
three parties finally decided to
line up along the dry fence The
substance of what was done con-
corning the liquor proposition
was as follows:
Democrats-Adopted a plank
pledging the democratic mem
bers of the legislature to the
submission to the voters in 1916
OF a constitutional amendment
forever prohibiting the liquor
traffic in the state.
Progressives - Pledged their
Legislative candidates for state
wide prohibition by statutory
enactment and constitutional
amendment.
Republicans-Declaredi in favor
OF national prohibition, urging
members of congress to do all in
their power to bring about sub
mission OF that question to the
people; adopted h plank favor
ing state wide prohibition by
constitutional amendment, and
pledged its members of the legis-
lature to enact prohibition
measure in the failure OF the re
pnblicans to secure two thirds of
the vote in that body.
Besldes the wet and dry prop
ositiOn, however. many other
difficult questions came in for
consideration. Economy In Of
fees. especially, received much
attention from the democrats,
who favor the abolishment of a
number of the present state
boards and commissions
The Parma herald. (Parma, Idaho) 1903-1917, 1914-07-02

Mr.. and Mrs. A. j. Mitchell
went up to Caldwell this morn
ing TO attend the opening day of
the series OF Chautauqua enter
tainments to be held there To-
day is known as pioneers day,
and many of the old timers of
this section will be in attendance
at the Chautauqua there today.
The Parma herald. (Parma, Idaho) 1903-1917, 1914-07-02
SLOWING Down.

The train that comes into Tickville
every week will soon begin to run
late. as the blackberry vines along the
right-of-way are showing signs of a
large CROP
The Parma herald. (Parma, Idaho) 1903-1917, 1914-07-02
Her Work undone.

After a woman has spent twenty
years trying to make a man of her
son, along comes another woman who
proceeds to make fool OF him in
twenty minutes.
The Parma herald. (Parma, Idaho) 1903-1917, 1914-07-02

II Is with narrow souled people as
with narrow necSed ho.tles-the less
they have in them. the more noise
they make in pouring it out.-Alexan-
der Pope.
The Parma herald. (Parma, Idaho) 1903-1917, 1914-07-02
July Fourth Rates.
va Oregon Short Lime.

Wa UrtHuu NnOFU Illne.
Tickets on sale between local
points, July 3rd and 4th., lin
tied to July 9th. See agents
for rates and further partic.
ulaPs. T-2
Atlanta Georgian. [volume] (Atlanta, Ga.) 1912-1939, 1914-04-04

HELD itLS upon THE ISSUANCE or
BONDS FOR GRADY IQS3Fii,I, q = J.
DATE or ELECTION TUESDAY
sTATE Of GEORGIA. COUNTY OF
FULTON, CITY OF ATLANTA.
Notice is hereby given 20 the qualined
voters Of the city Of Atlanta thht me
Mayor and General Council OF SAID CITY
have called an election 20 ne held az 'hs
several voting precincts IN the Cliy OF
Atlanta, within the legal hours OF hold
ing elections. on Tuesday, tho oih DAY
Of May. 1914, to determine whether inc
qualified voters Of the tllN on Ntiah,a
viii assent. hy the requisite two. thirds
majority. upon the following bonds, to-
Wit;
seven hundred and twenty thousand
(f720 0O0l dollars OF bonds OF the CITY
Of Atlanta. Of the denomination of one
thousand tSl 900 dollars each and W. i.
OOO Of bonds of the city 81 Atlanta, 81
the denomination OF one hundred 'SlOO)
dollars each bearing interest at the rate
Of A. per Centum per aunum, the pr1n-
rlpRl OF said bonds to be paid In thirty
equal installments, annually. beginning
July l., 1915 In gold coin OF the united
States Of America, Of the present stanA-
ard OF weight and tlncueSS ana the IN
Jerest on said bonds TO be evidenced by
coupons falling due semi annually ana
60 be paid Ia gold coin OF the United
states of America Of tho present STAND
srd OF weight and tneness
II said issue ~ bonds Is asSehted 10,
BY the requisite vote, an annual tax
ehall thereafter be levied, beginning with
the year 1914 and running through the
next ensuing twenty -uine wears and col
lected by authority Of the Mayor ana
General Council u the city OF Atlanta,
on tho taxable property within said
city sufficient in amount 20 pay ihe IN .
terest semi annually ON said issue ~
bonds, and for the payment OF 4-5Oo
per aunum of the principal ~ said bonds,
end the fund so raised annually on ac-
Atlanta Georgian. [volume] (Atlanta, Ga.) 1912-1939, 1914-04-04
HELP WANTEp-MALE.


YItS-We teach the barber trade and
give position in our chain Of shops at
good wages for $50. Atlanta Barber Col
lege 10 e Mitchell street, Atlanta, Ga.
WANTED-Young men to learn pharma-
cy this summer, Demand for our grad
uates t-ceeds supply. Next session be-
gins April 10. Southern College OF PhRr-
macy 81 Luckie street, Atlanta
WANTED Men 10 learn barber trade;
few weeks completes; earn while
learning Positions waiting Illus
trsted catalogue free Moler Barber
College. 80 Luckie street, Atlanta
Atlanta Georgian. [volume] (Atlanta, Ga.) 1912-1939, 1914-04-04

AGENTS WANTED-Maie or female:
no experience needed to earn big in
come. Send for our 1914 winner East
ern Novelty Company p. o. Building.
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Atlanta Georgian. [volume] (Atlanta, Ga.) 1912-1939, 1914-04-04
TEACHERS WANTED.

ACME TEACHERS AGENCY-Best
service most liberal terms. AZ At
lauia Natlona. Bank Bldg Atanta-
WANTED TEACHERS desiring promotion
or change " position should write TO
us now Han Teachers Agency Dept.
a.. Macon ga
FOSTERS Teachers Agency. ole Third
Nauonsl Rank Bldg Atlanta. Ca.
Phone NV 3446
Atlanta Georgian. [volume] (Atlanta, Ga.) 1912-1939, 1914-04-04
SITUATIONS WANTED-MALE
SPECIAL. RATES for situa-
ton wanted ads; lines 1 time.
m. 9 tIrana one. Z Tina Lnr

DC; times. 20c, times, 40c
Position by expert book
keeper, best references. Address 1917.
Third National Bank Bldg, city.
WANTED-Po Position at once by respon-
sible middle-aged man as night watch e
man or other employment. Call Ivy
S154-L. ask for Mr. Patteu.
Atlanta Georgian. [volume] (Atlanta, Ga.) 1912-1939, 1914-04-04

DOCTORS LOCATIONS - oklahoma
reciprocity. Less competition; more
money No practice 10 buy. state list
soc. Physicians Exchange, Oklahoma
Atlanta Georgian. [volume] (Atlanta, Ga.) 1912-1939, 1914-04-04

GOOD soda fount for sale or will rent
fount with cigarette, cigar and to-
bacco privileges Rent reasonable
Haven't time TO look after 1t reason
for disposing. e. f. Parks, 1856 Peters