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Albuquerque morning journal. [volume] (Albuquerque, N.M.) 1903-1926, 1914-08-30
PRINCE WILLIAM OF WELD.

The press dispatches published yes
tcrday morning tell us that Prince
william Of Weld has betaken himself
TO an Italian varsbIp. glad TO relin-
qnIsh his Albanian throne.
II rieam % anything humorous
can be found In the present situation.
the non.combatant world may al
most be excused for making the
most Of II and permit itself half
smile. even AZ one Ia inclined to smile
at funerals on the slightest provoca-
ton. merely az relief from the gem
eral strain.
When the storm broke. the little
prince, offensive 20 the Albanians
wnA held on his toitering throne by
an international guard consisting Of
0erman. French. Italian and Austrian
troops.
OF course. under The conditions
these forces could not work together
for moment, and the first bit OF
news that came through after the
outbreak was that the international
guard had heen ordered withdrawn
Whether II went peacefully or shoot
INK At ehch other, or merely looking
az each other ana breathing hard. no
one knows.
II In no wonder that the civilized
countries have become offensive 10
the barhafous Albaniana. when rule
ny them seems TO represent merely
exactlons Of taxes and the sacrifice
or their lives for something about
which they are not at all clear. With
all Europe fighting, they see no rea-
son Why they sns..d 40. te permit
Ted 70 indulge their moat pleasant
pas,ime Of hehting They tried a
prince from one OF the oldest and
most aristoura,ic houses of Europe,
anu ioana him weakllng. They
Judge civilization by Prince william
Of Weld and the struggle that Is now
desolating Europe.
Albuquerque morning journal. [volume] (Albuquerque, N.M.) 1903-1926, 1914-08-30
JACOB ms, LETTERS.

Jacob RilA wrote wonderful letters
--~fnll OF gaiety and humor and the
philosophy of life" says The Survey.
And he never spared himself In writ
ing. often because OF the drain on his
strength. he was urged not to handle
them ALL but he used to clear his desk
every day.
Courage, practical suggestion. en-
thusiasm, whether to group of coli
lege boys, or a civic league In some
out the-way village. or a railroad
president with social outlook ---these
We're the things he sent.
AT memorial service In Plymouth
church last month. Mr. Riis's son told
ora young immigrant who had written
asking FOR funds with which to get to
the middle west. lie was stranded at
the seaboard. Mr.. Riis pat II Up sc
him to walk: It was summer and be
was young. The lad wrote back In
Albuquerque morning journal. [volume] (Albuquerque, N.M.) 1903-1926, 1914-08-30

ship for none. 70 render every posi-
BILE service to all. and TO build ny this
country 20 a point ~ prestige and
grandeur commercially and indus.
'trially that viii never be lost. are
the duty and The opportunity Of the
hour.
The position Of the United States
Seems more than marvslously FORUM
late. our condition and all the cir
|cumsfnnres that attend the beginning
|of this calamity feem mirncul0ualy,
pr0videntiaIIy fortunate
consider our marvellous supplies
of iron. 81 machinery and our Eek
traordinafy crops.
Realize how We shall now take
and carry on the business Of South
America and Mexico, and 81 tiH for.
eign countries that have given up al
other industry for the lndustf, 81
war and bloodshed.
This country Of ours Il In n posi-
ton To dominate the world and TO
benefit the world. which IL more Inn
portnuf.
"The supremacy which we shall
take nov Will never be lost And we
can take the leading position and be-
come the great world power not ny
ftiflfU AffIuns NNt W tofHk tHht WIN
which will most benefit the other ma
lions
'~rhey Will Lack clothes and We
shall supply them.
"They viii lack food and we shall
send II % them.
They will lack machinery. all the
FOR rebuilding their de-
sfr0yed civilikation--and We shall
supply all that.
let US hope that We shall also al
the right moment supply 10 the world
Ihe Influence Of peace that VIII set
tle this dreadful conflict
ours II the great material oppor-
unity. May IL also be the great spir-
iuai. peaceful opportunity.
'"rhat. | believe, IL the wish Of
very good American citizen"
We have quoted az length from
ur RothchlIds interview. because
lIs are the observations Of n trained
mind who has had opportunity TO oh
erye conditions in the nations nj
var and who understands what that
var means TO the people Of this coun-
~.
Albuquerque morning journal. [volume] (Albuquerque, N.M.) 1903-1926, 1914-08-30
"IIocn DER KAISER"

This morning we print elsewhere
the doggere. 'Hochl Der Kaiser
made famous following the Manila
incident by Captain CoshIan Of the
United States navy. II Is quite illus
traiive 81 the spirit Of Emperor VIII
liam, who, while called to the im-
perlal throne Of all Germany by the
will Of the people, regards himself
as king Of Prussia. rs. the grace OF
God.
Nm comforting upon the crown
prince aud Prince Oscar the iron
cross lie says OF the crown prince:
God has been on his side, and has
most brilliantly supported him" One
cannot help recalling the words Of
President Lincoln when during the
csvil war. minister pf the gospel
said 10 him. II hope the Lord is on
our side Tie replied "Thet il not
80 important as that we shall be on
the side Of the Lord"
When The Empefor Francis Jos
seph besouKht the blessing of the
late pope on the imperial arms the
poniiff replied that his blessings
must be equally upon all the nations
engaged in the anrlghteous strife.
Each ruler at the outset OF the
struggle did not hesitate 10 claim the
particular favor Of tod and akk dl-
vine blessing upon the arms 81 his
nation.
Such prayers could not all be
eranted. None Of them viii be grant
ed fully.
Albuquerque morning journal. [volume] (Albuquerque, N.M.) 1903-1926, 1914-08-30

ment In his own hand. but neglected
10 have II properly Witnessed. The
register Of the District OF Columbia.
therefore could only accept II AZ A
''testamentary paper" and not an e.
fective document M 10 the DISPOSE
ton Of the learned jurist's property.
That q man so learned In the law
should have neglected one Of the
formaIltles necessary 10 validate Che
Instrument IN surprising. But then
Samuel J. Tiiden. and many other
careful men have failed, despite their
earnest endeavors, 10 leave valid
Wills The fact Is that few matters
are NO wrapped In technIcalIties AZ
the probatlne Of Will The courts
seem 10 have quit inquIring ss TO
what was the intention OF the tssta-
tor. and. as In 40 many other legal
matters. have laid the emphasis on
technical exaetness.
A. pointed out IN the Washington
star, IN this case there IL no ques-
ton that Justice Lurton carefully
wrote out his well considered wishes.
nor that the 'testam entary paper" IL
a fun expression Of what he wanted
10 do with his property. WHY then
should II be set aside or left to the
discretion of his heirs to carry outY
In certain contingencies where the
Renuineness Of viii n questioned.
for example--the witnessing Of will
Is important. But why insist on tech
nieaIities when there is no such ques-
tom
Albuquerque morning journal. [volume] (Albuquerque, N.M.) 1903-1926, 1914-08-30

had rarely seen them. the real
stars, as | went TO bed before they
we're fairly out, but they had flashed
at me through the blown curtains OF
my room and when we went away Tor
the summer | used 10 see them from
my berth. We always took night
train, and there they were. travelling
quietly along with us. above the NY
ing country, serene and silent spirits
rohbing night of all It's terrors--even
death must shrink back unabashed
under their gaze. So felt death
could only catch us In stuffy dark
rooms. and II We might lie every night
under the steadfast stars, death would
vanish and we should become immor-
tai as the Gods.
There was one especially brilliant
star that shone above the railroad
station as the train pulled out. II was
the first star | ever saw. We had
driven down TO the station and gotten
on board the train while II was still
light l recall II all most wildly. as II
IL The first time | remember travelling
and when | was put TO he'd was
far too excited by the fasclnatlons OF
my berth with It's curtains, Its mirror
and the little hammock for my clothes
to think OF going to sleep, ana as soon
a. the train started ! peeped behind
1.-THE edge OF the curtain at the moving
station. Then when we got outside
saw a bright light in the sky At frat
/ thought II was lamp on a tall pole
but while the rest Of everywhere was
rushing from me. this light stayed per
feetly still, always in the same place,
directly opposite my window. and 1t
gave me such a queer feeling 10 see u
there that | called to papa. who had
explained before we started that every
thing would look as II II was rushing
past us, and asked him what he
thought this one stationary light
could be2 Was 1t. somehow, part Of
our train7 lie told me It was a star
and that the sky each night was fun
of many stars that came out like fair
les after II was dark, and soon he
pointed out others Faster and faster
they came until the whole space Of
blue-hlack sky opposite my window
sparkled with them, as thick as the
apansles on Agnes gauze party dress
From Una Mary--Memories OF
the Mind Of a Child by Una A. Hunt
In the September Scrlbner.
Albuquerque morning journal. [volume] (Albuquerque, N.M.) 1903-1926, 1914-08-30


Excuse me, wombat.'' said ths
|well-dressed one. but personal
friendship prompts me 20 speak"
What is II. old chap"
Il fear that unless you improve
your personal appearance you may
lose your job.
Il hope not"
You need a new hat
Tim"
you need a new suit
I'm"
you need new shoes Man alive
you're feet are on the ground
quite true" admitted wombat.
with sigh
Then take this weeks salary and
spruce up"
cant sQuander any money on my
self, old man. My wife Is worse off
than 1 am"
Dear met How n thatf"
she needs a new feather In her
hat Judge.
Albuquerque morning journal. [volume] (Albuquerque, N.M.) 1903-1926, 1914-08-30

In tho matter Of South American
commerce IN the present emergency
congress actually had been forehand-
ed 'rhe bureau Of foreign and do.
nestle commerce reports an oppor-
tune fund Of sso.ooe available for
pfomotine commerce In Central and
Kouth America" While the sum IN
pitiabiy meaeer. Il Is now being used
for that purpose.
The ways Ia which Il II being used
nre Of interest. one trained agent Il
studying the markets Tor American
lumber products. Another dcvotts his
time 10 markets for hardware. A
third liz looking after the interests
Of makers Of clothing Cotton tex
tiles and fruit products are receiving
special attention. and stIil another
agent Is studying the markets along
the coasts Of the Mexican gulf and
the Caribbean sea.
An appropriation for Commercial
attaches" Ia also available. and the
appoinsees Of this new claas of trade
promotion win be dispatched shortly
"a their posts.
A 'iatin-Amsricnn section 70
care for the details Of this special
work Is now established In Wash
lngton. and trade directories and
special bulletins may be purchased
81 the superintendent II documents
AZ the government printing office.
That the trade with Europe II
dangerous because Of the danger
from floating mines and from car
RusH beIng regarded as contfaband
BY une country while not so regard
"a ~ others. Is ehown by the fact
that on Friday not single ocean
liner left or came into the hafher OF
New York, but We have markets to
the north of us in Canada. % thu
fuuth ~ ne IN the Latin countries.
and 10 the west Of ue with the teem-
ine millions OF Asia and the Islands
Of the Pacific and Indian oceans =
with peoples who need our goods and
with whom trade Is aH safe this year
a. II was last year OF five years agns
Here are almost unlimited oppor-
tunltIes, not only for the present. but
Tor the future.
Albuquerque morning journal. [volume] (Albuquerque, N.M.) 1903-1926, 1914-08-30
INFORMATION FOR ALL
LUNG SUFFERERS

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isckmans Alternative. In a short time nv
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Contains no harmful or habit f0rfnihf
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Albuquerque morning journal. [volume] (Albuquerque, N.M.) 1903-1926, 1914-08-30
German Press Blames Russia for
War; Has Praise for Kaiser's Army

seas for her merchant marine, her
commerce. II would. therefore. be In
consequent and highly probable on
her part to give up such a favorable
position.
| THE systematic conquest ~ Persia
| by Russia has put damper on the
English nation over The Russian
friendship. II Is more than doubtful.
therefore that England will take an
active part In the struggle. Besides.
an uprising of the Mohammedan In
dams. who lately have BEEN very close
to the Hindus. Is always cloud m
the English sky.
cit is also claimed that England ex-
poets that we respect the neutrality of
Belgium, OF which country she con-
siders herself the protector. We are
convinced that no breach OF nen-
trality is Intended on the German side
unless France should herself break
that neutrality. English neutrality.
on that score may therefore rest con-
tented.
England expects further that in
case OF a German victory France
must not be mutilated again nor be-
come second class power. As far as
we arc able 20 Judge by public opin-
ion, Ii is not Germany's intention TO
Wipe France off the map. Primarily
our entire resistance is against the
conscienceless aud criminal destroyers
OF peace on the Neva. We are frank
10 say 1t Is only with little enthusiasm
that France let herself be drawn into
the conflict. But that fight against
France is now a necessity England
and everybody else knows.
I'VE don't want to be accused of
selling the skin of the bear before he
is killed, but II must be remembered
that France has such an immense
colonial territory and Germany such
an immense population looking for
further expansion that negotiations
for peace on this basis could be easily
adjusted without diminishing the
French continental territory. If
England's sincere hope Is an eternal
peace. then that nation must " sh
that the Germans win. For X defeat
should htfall Germany, with the natnr-
~ consequence OF the loss Of Alsace-
Lorraine, and probably also the Ioss
Of the west shore of the Rhine. then
we would have conlinuors Napoleonic
upheapals until one or the "ther of
the two nations became extinct.
While II Germany II victorious, il
means eternal peace and friendship
with France. 1t Is not necessary,
therefore. 10 ask England, which is q
nation of commerce. IN what side Of
the conflict lies her interests.
In conclusion. 1t is our duty to
Albuquerque morning journal. [volume] (Albuquerque, N.M.) 1903-1926, 1914-08-30
Not polly Ticks.

During a political campaign can
diiate for the legislature was driving
through the country seeking votes
among the farmers. when he met a
young man In farmers garb walking
by the roadside.
''Are you paying any attention to
politics nowadays" he asked. after
stopping bis team.
The young mar looked at him sus-.
piciously and drawled out: "No,
Albuquerque morning journal. [volume] (Albuquerque, N.M.) 1903-1926, 1914-08-30

The military Unanswered. All AZ.
ternooh the attackers had attacked
and the defenders defended. with con-
spicuous lack OF incident or bravery
Operations we're beginning to draa
horribly when the white flag went up
The officer In command OF the at
tackers stared in amazefnent.
"A flag Of truce" he exclaimed
what do they want?"
The sergeant major endeavored ia
cover up smile.
They say. SIR" ne reported. that.
as It's tea time. they'd like to exchange
a couple OF privates for a can OF con-
densed mllk-if you can afford it!'
Albuquerque morning journal. [volume] (Albuquerque, N.M.) 1903-1926, 1914-08-30

Luke Mci+uke SAYS "A brute IL a
man who insists upon making his
wife let MIN have his way once n
week. - Macon Telegraph.
man who is always kicking stubs
his toes when he least expects IT,
Deseret News.
a man always seems to have more
enemies than friends because the for
mer are the more active.
The man who makes a fool Of him.
sell never confines himself TO one role
Albuquerque morning journal. [volume] (Albuquerque, N.M.) 1903-1926, 1914-08-30

anger. saying he had what stuff phil
anthrupists are made Of only 10 get an
inimiiable letter from Mr.. Ris telling
Of his own experience in striking out
for the west when he himself was an
American IN the making.
sie lid not give offense. he did not
take II. lie entered into the boys
scheme Of life. and let the youth enter
--wide--into that Of his own. Whether
the young man walked or not is no
matter. He got west. working his
way.
Albuquerque morning journal. [volume] (Albuquerque, N.M.) 1903-1926, 1914-08-30
WAR COSTS.

Those who predict ruined Europe
after he s's..r ::s....ss.: remember
this depends partly upon whether or
not the present struggle settles the
armament question. Europe now
spends over one thousand million dol
lars per annum on the war business.
II part or all OF this can be saved It
viii 60 far in the work OF restoration.
Furthermore. war is a tremendous IN
spirer OF energy. as France proved at
ter 1870 and as we proved after the
civil war. Science and industry will
so forward even faster when freed OF
some Of the burden of the military
fanatics. Our civilization is not to be
overturned
Albuquerque morning journal. [volume] (Albuquerque, N.M.) 1903-1926, 1914-08-30

New York's monkeys are better
housed than many OF her citizens
said Alexander Law OF the City Ten
ants union. THE monkeys have
palms In front of their houses and
palm gardens on their roof. while
most Of our citizens. after paying a
third OF their income for rent. have
nothing but four bare walls
This makes the citizens feel that
their city Is ungrateful--ungratef
like the little boy.
"w Wouldn't you like his mother
asked the little boy, wouldn't you like
to give your toy boat to that poor
orphan who hasn't any father
The little boy looked al his toy and
frowned.
Couldn't we give him father In.
Stead? he asked
Albuquerque morning journal. [volume] (Albuquerque, N.M.) 1903-1926, 1914-08-30
HOcII. DER KAISER.

HOCIi. DER KAISER.
tThls doggerel, written by Rodney
Blake. was made famous by the late
Rear Admiral Joseph Bullock Cogh-
Ian, u. y. N. He recited II at the
Union League club, New York, Au-
gust 10. 1898. where he was gnest
on his return from the Philippines. As
a captain. Coghlan was with Deweys
fleet, commanding the thiri-class
cruiser Raleigh, when the Spanish
fleet at Manila was destroyed, May l..
1888. During the Subsequent block
ade. the commander OF the German
Asiatic squadron. Won Diedrichs, made
himself decidedly offensive to Dewey.
coghlan's delivery of 'iHoch der
Kaiser" reflected the anti-German
sentiment In the United States--turn-
ing to ridIcule lingering feeling Of
indignation which the German off
GERS bumptious behavior had created
at the time. The publicity given to
the recitation threatened an "interna-
tional Incident" and coghan was
duly reprimanded by the navy depart
ment.)
Der Kaiser Of dis Faterland
Und Gott on high all things conn
mand,
We two-aehl Don't you understand
hsself-und dotti.
Vile some men sing der power divine.
Mine soldiers sing Der wacht am
Rhine
und drink der health in Rhenish
wine
OF Me--und Colt.
Dere's France. she swaggers all
arOundt:
She's auguspield. OF no account,
To much we dink she don't amount;
Myself-und Colt
She will not dare 20 fight again.
But II she shouldt. I'll show her blain
Dot Elsass und Gin French) Lorraine
Are mein--by Colt
Deres grandma drinks she's NIGHT
small beer,
Nit Beers und such she interfere;
She'll learn none owns dis hemisphere
But me-und Gottl
She dInks, good frau, fine ships she's.
gBt
una soldiers nit der scarlet goat.
Achl We could knock dem! Pouf
Like dot.
Myself-mit Gottl
In dimes Of peace, prepare for wars.
! bear de spear und helm OF Mars.
Cnd care not for a thousand Cars.
Myself-mit Gotti
In fact, humor every within,
Nit aspect dark und visage grim;
Colt pulls init me, und | nit him,
Myself-~-und Gottl
Albuquerque morning journal. [volume] (Albuquerque, N.M.) 1903-1926, 1914-08-30

An old German proverb SAYS q war
leaves three armies: an army Of Grip
pies, an army Of mourners and an
army Of thieves. II forgot to in
eiude the army OF politicians.
Albuquerque morning journal. [volume] (Albuquerque, N.M.) 1903-1926, 1914-08-30

No matter what is happening or
what may happen. the tinee Of frost
in the air after nightfsll II warning
that Il VIII be wen to conceal a few
tons Of coal In the cellar soon.
Albuquerque morning journal. [volume] (Albuquerque, N.M.) 1903-1926, 1914-08-30

Belgium has asked Holland what
she II going 20 do. Holland would like
TO know how 20 answer the question
properly. but she doesn't have an
idea.
Albuquerque morning journal. [volume] (Albuquerque, N.M.) 1903-1926, 1914-08-30
nErrEn BUSINESS COMING.


Business. The European situation
Il deplorable. The sudden outbreak
OF war naturally gave a great shock
TO banking. II was felt in the United
states iess than IN any other country.
The promptness with which American
bankers acted and the resources so
amply provided by the national gov
eminent TO meet the emergency speed
lily aliayed the feeling OF uncertainty
IN the United States A sober obser-
walton OF the situation dlscl0ses the
fact that many lines Of industry Will
have their business largely increased
and the prices Of their products ad-
vaneed as the result of the extensive
trade disturbance abroad. The phe-
nomenai crops. the decision OF the rail-
road rate question, an early adjourn
ment Of congress. the soundness OF
our currency system and the excellent
condition Of our gold reserves all JUS
tify the growing belief that the fall
will witness business revival through
out the country. A restoration OF COM
fidenee In the future In apparent. 1t
may be slow but II Is sure.
Albuquerque morning journal. [volume] (Albuquerque, N.M.) 1903-1926, 1914-08-30

stranger. that don't happen to be my
gals name. but II Il was wouldn't
think Il was any OF your darned busi-
ness"
This ended the Interview as well as
the process. National Monthly.
Albuquerque morning journal. [volume] (Albuquerque, N.M.) 1903-1926, 1914-08-30

II Il something N shock TO learn
that the late Justice Iurson Of tho
federal supreme court did not leave
4 valid viii. He wrete last scsta-
Albuquerque morning journal. [volume] (Albuquerque, N.M.) 1903-1926, 1914-08-30

Persia has not been drawn into the
war yet. but Il will be well for the
shah 10 bury that $4,000 pipe he
Is said 10 smoke.
Albuquerque morning journal. [volume] (Albuquerque, N.M.) 1903-1926, 1914-08-30

Not much news is drifting In. but
when some gets through from Bel
GUM. the London censor gives II a
sleeping powder.
Albuquerque morning journal. [volume] (Albuquerque, N.M.) 1903-1926, 1914-08-30

The war tax in this country to
make % for the deficit N revenues
caused by the war Will be placed on
whisky. tobacco. tea. saif halls aud
similar Injuries.
Albuquerque morning journal. [volume] (Albuquerque, N.M.) 1903-1926, 1914-08-30

The "see-America-firsi' hotels win
have a monopoly next winter. which
means that the prices will be raised
In Florida.
Albuquerque morning journal. [volume] (Albuquerque, N.M.) 1903-1926, 1914-08-30

General villa should not be dis
satisfied Carranza can aoon give
him - chance to show his prowess
10 putting down new revolts.
Albuquerque morning journal. [volume] (Albuquerque, N.M.) 1903-1926, 1914-08-30

Victor Herssr says that ali great
men are drinkers. That shows that
Victor takes his