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Wood County reporter. [volume] (Grand Rapids [i.e. Wisconsin Rapids], Wis.) 1857-1923, 1914-05-28
INSTANT DEATH IN cREVASSE
One of the Tragedies That Seem In
separabIe From Antarctic
Exploration.

Tragic was the fate that overlook
two Of Doctor Mawson's companions
IN the course Of their recent explora-
lions in the Antarctic. This accodnt Is
taken from the Geographical Journal:
AS regards the disastrous sledge jour
ney from the main base with Leuten-
ant MINIS and Doctor Merz, Doctor
Mawson says that his object in under
taking it was TO dash as far east as
possible so as to ascertain the nature
three men had the assistance Of 16
dogs in dragging a load of over seven
teen hundred pounds. On December
Il, 1912, the party were IN 68 degrees
50 minutes south, ISL degrees 35 min
1tes east, having covered q distance of
/ I'll miles. The track had lain over
! plateau heights and crevassed glacial
/ 1epressions, the totals of the ascents
having reached 5000 feet. All were in
the highest spirits, as prospects
seemed good for a further advance
( over an unbroken plateau at safe dis
/ lance from the crevassed coastal down
/ falls. The day was a beautiful one
and Doctor Merz was leading on ski,
Doctor MaWson following with the
first dOg-team, while Lieutenant Min
mis- brought up the rear with the sledge
containing the most vital necessaries.
Unexpectedly the faint outline Of a
creVasse crossing the path was no
ticed, but both Doctor Merz and Doc
tor Mawson crossed without hating or
regarding it as a cause for anxiety.
THE latter called back 'Crevassen
to Lieutenant MINIS but on looking
back soon after saw nothing but a
blank expanse Of snow and ice. Has
tening back, the two travellers found a
yawning abyss, and at length dis
cerned an injured dog caught on a
ledge, but no trace of their comrade,
who must have gone down to the in
visible depths below-certainly to in
slant death. After calling for hours
without answer, they read the burial
service and started on their return,
with only one and half weeks food
for themselves and none for the six
emaciated dogs. There was saved also
1 spare tent cover, for which frame
was improvised out of pair of ski
and theodolite's legs.
"The food was strictly apportioned
to the distance to be covered, but bad
weather was encountered and the dogs
gave out daily, until soon none was
left. No nutriment was to be ex-
tracted from their flesh and by Janu-
airy both travellers were very weak,
Merz being in the worse case of the
two, though still cheerful. Unable to
proceed on foot, his companion
dragged him painfully in the sledge,
but about midnight of January SO he
passed away. A month of terrible pri-
walton for the survivor followed, with
miraculous escapes from falls into
| crevasses, but Doctor Mawson uneX-
pectedly came upon cache contain
ing food, left by a search party, and
eventually reached the hut"
Wood County reporter. [volume] (Grand Rapids [i.e. Wisconsin Rapids], Wis.) 1857-1923, 1914-05-28
MODERN IDEA or BUSINESS
Pleasure and Hospitality Would Seem
to Be of Very Secondary Con-
sideratioa.

Four men, a lawyer, doctor, a
banker and newspaper man, sat
down to play a quiet game IF poker
in the doctors apartments not far
from Seventy-second street and Broad
way a few nights ago, says tee New
York World.
During the game the banker, who
had a sore throat, asked the doctor
to recommend cure. The doctor
Obliged, and then reaching over he
took blue chip from the bankers
pile and added it to his own.
What's the idea?" demanded the
banker.
my usual fee for medical advice, "
replied the doctor.
A few minutes later the doctor
asked the lawyer question involving
a point in law. The lawyer rendered
an opinion Then reaching over he
helped himself to blue chip from
the doctors stack.
My legal fee." he explained.
Wood County reporter. [volume] (Grand Rapids [i.e. Wisconsin Rapids], Wis.) 1857-1923, 1914-05-28
Bergson DisIikes Popularity.

Henri Bergson is growing very
weary of his popularity, which, since
his election to the French academy,
has increased so much that there is
never even standing room at his lee
lures at the Sorbonne. Mr.. Bergson,
who lives a solitary life in his Ivory
Tower at Auteuil, is bored by his fash
ionable audiences, and by lecturing as
abstrusely as possible tries to brighten
them away. But it does no good
One afternoon a woman, whose
name is historic and whose clothes
are the envy of Paris, went up to the
philosopher at the close of a lecture
on the psychology Of laughter. Mas
ter" she said, I do not know how to
thank you You have made me think"
Please accept my sincere apologies
Nine. la Duchesse," said Bergson.
Wood County reporter. [volume] (Grand Rapids [i.e. Wisconsin Rapids], Wis.) 1857-1923, 1914-05-28
CONFESSED.

Once again my orders have been
disobeyed,' said the master in a Ger
tain public school sternly Who is
the niscreant?" Not a soul answered
and tragic silence prevailed. This
matter shall be settled once and for
all he went on in the same icy man.
ner, and if none will tell, every boy
IN the class shall be thrashed"
Every boy, therefore. was duly
thrashed, but not one would breathe
the culprit's name, until suddenly as
the last boy was about to receive his
share Of punishment. the cane was
withheld. Fixing a keen look On the
lad, the master said Now, if you
tell ne who did this action I will not
punish you"
All right, sir I did it, came the
hesitating reply.-London Tit-Blts.
Wood County reporter. [volume] (Grand Rapids [i.e. Wisconsin Rapids], Wis.) 1857-1923, 1914-05-28

energy. There was always a fear and
dread in my mind, I had cold, nervous,
weak spells, hot flashes over my body.
/ had a place in my right side that was
so sore that l could hardly bear the
weight Of my clothes. tried medicines
and doctors, but they did me little good,
and never expected to get out again.
/ got LYDIA q. Pinkham's Vegetable
Compound and Blood Purifier, and I GER
tainly would have been in grave or in an
asylum if your medicines had not saved
me. But now I can work all dav. sleep
well at night, eat anything I want, have
no hot flashes or weak, nervous spells.
All pains, aches, fears and breads are
gone, my house, children and husband
are no longer neglected, as I am almost
entirely free of the bad symptoms had
before taking your remedies, and all is
pleasure and happiness in my home. -
Mrs. JOSIE HAM, R. F. D. 1, Box %,
Shamrock, Missouri.
If You want special advice write
Lydia +. Pinkham Medicine Co.,
(cOnfidentiaD Lynn, Mass.
Wood County reporter. [volume] (Grand Rapids [i.e. Wisconsin Rapids], Wis.) 1857-1923, 1914-05-28
At Sea.

First Passenger-Sir I fanny you,
mother over there has a touch of sea
sickness; perhaps you'd betttr lool
after her.
Second Passenger-Th lady Is my
mother-in~law.
First Fassenger-A thousand par
dons.
Wood County reporter. [volume] (Grand Rapids [i.e. Wisconsin Rapids], Wis.) 1857-1923, 1914-05-28
He EXnlainS.

Said the wife to the husband, scorn
fully:
You are a dead one!"
Answered he, meekly:
"The Latin language is a dead Ian
Wood County reporter. [volume] (Grand Rapids [i.e. Wisconsin Rapids], Wis.) 1857-1923, 1914-05-28
Notable 1iffe-ence.

A good story is told of Signor Mat
tel, the composer, whose death was
announced the other day
OF one of his yalses Mattel used to
tell the yarn how he played it through
at a soiree in a certain London draw
ing room, when his hostess approached
him with the request that he would
play it.
Mattel, of course, explained as tact
fully as possible that he had already
Just played it, The hostess, quite IN
moved, then said
OH but that is not the real Mat
tel Valse My daughter plays that,
and it is not bit like what you just
played"
Wood County reporter. [volume] (Grand Rapids [i.e. Wisconsin Rapids], Wis.) 1857-1923, 1914-05-28
Alaska Coal Land$ Bill.

Under this bill the secretary of the
interior is authorized to lease in areas
of 40 acres or mu1tiples thereof up to
1850 acres. In the fields of Boring and
Matanuska, whose values are known
and which lie near the coast, only
small tracts will be leased. In the low
grade coal areas of the interior larger
tracts, it is held by the secretary, can
be leased with safety and propriety.
Railroads are not to BE allowed to
take leases for commercial purposes,
although they will be allowed to mine
coal for their own use. Two sections
of the bill prevent lessees from inter
locking or owning an interest in other
leases. Forfeitures are provided and
provision in one of the bills sections
for the purpose of aiding small miners,
homesteaders and some others in the
development of Alaska, kut the per-
mits are only temporary.
The secretary of the interior is au-
thorized to lease the coal deposits sep
arately, retaining the surface area for
agriculture when it is deemed advis-
able. This is held by the bills pro-
ponents to be highly important, be-
cause then the development and con-
servation of one resource will not re-
tard those of the Other No assign
ment of all or part Of the holding
can be made without departmental ap-
prevail. This it is said will prevent
dummy entries, consolidation, monop-
oily, one man control and the sitting
Of competition.
The house committee on publ.2
lands has ordered a favorable report
on the general leasing bill for oil, coal
gas, phosphate, potassium or sodium
deposits. This measure is still under
consideration in the senate commit
tee
The bill allowing the extension of
time on irrigation projects has been
favorably reported to the senate and Is
now under consideration in the house
committee. The radium bill is still in
committee in both branches of con-
greSs.
Wood County reporter. [volume] (Grand Rapids [i.e. Wisconsin Rapids], Wis.) 1857-1923, 1914-05-28
overstepped His Authority.

The army officer walked out of the
Office, and then Mr. Garrison took up
the law governing the appointments
to the work of railroad construction.
He found that it gave the president
authority to designate for the work
Wood County reporter. [volume] (Grand Rapids [i.e. Wisconsin Rapids], Wis.) 1857-1923, 1914-05-28

It was now time for a little re-
freshment.
Just leave your cards and chips
where they are" said the doctor host,
and we'll adjourn to the buffet for a
bite to eat
When they returned to the cardroom
to resume their game, the doctor
calmly helped himself to the three
blue chips from the lawyers stack
What's the idea now?" inquired the
lawyer
That's for the cocktail said the
doctor. You can't come around to my
house charging for legal advice and
expecting refreshments gratis. You've
got to pay for what you dirk"
And the next morning the lawyer
appeared at the doctors house with
an officer and had the doctor arrest
ed for selling liquor without Ii
cense
Wood County reporter. [volume] (Grand Rapids [i.e. Wisconsin Rapids], Wis.) 1857-1923, 1914-05-28
Depiorable.

The truth of the saying, Where art
is long cash is short" was evidenced
by the appearance Of the following edi-
torial recently in the columns of a
small western newspaper:
Burglars entered our house last
night. To the everlasting shame of
the community, for whose welfare we
have labored, be it said, they got moth
ing. "-Harper's.
Wood County reporter. [volume] (Grand Rapids [i.e. Wisconsin Rapids], Wis.) 1857-1923, 1914-05-28

RI

MY limitations Of Bernhard, Irving
and Coauelin didn't go very well, !"
complained the performer who was
playing in the town hall.
Well, none Of US ever saw Bern
hardt or Irving or that other feller,'
said the sympathetic old janitor, and,
besides, you suffer somewhat by COM
parison. There was a Teller here last
week who gave a fine imitation Of a
han who has laid an egg
Wood County reporter. [volume] (Grand Rapids [i.e. Wisconsin Rapids], Wis.) 1857-1923, 1914-05-28
Not fer Him.

Cyrus (entering a sixteenth floor Of
fee Of the Syndicate b-iIding, per
spring and panting} -Them stairs
must be several miles lCngi
Occupant of Omce-Why didn't you
come up in one of the elevators
there?
Oyrus-Not much! jes' see one OF
EN- full O. people fall down that hole
there.-Boh amian.
Wood County reporter. [volume] (Grand Rapids [i.e. Wisconsin Rapids], Wis.) 1857-1923, 1914-05-28

He-f you marry me, darling, you
shall have everything your heart
wishes.
She-Will you give me a divorce if
/ want one?
Wood County reporter. [volume] (Grand Rapids [i.e. Wisconsin Rapids], Wis.) 1857-1923, 1914-05-28
4 Nice Baby.

81 understand that you have very
fine new baby brother" said the min
lister
Yes, SIR replied young Percy. He
is a nice baby"
And" continued the minister, 81
hope he is a good baby"
ooh, 1 guess he is" said Percy du-
biously. He don't smoke or drink
any, but sometimes he seems to me to
swear some"
Wood County reporter. [volume] (Grand Rapids [i.e. Wisconsin Rapids], Wis.) 1857-1923, 1914-05-28

civilian engineers CT officers OF the
engineer corps OF the army. The
president had been within his rights
when he named Mr. Edes as chief
engineer ar Mr.. Lanes request. He
had NO more authority than a corner
groceryman to name Lieutenant
Mears, for the army appointments
were restricted specifically to the en-
gineer corps, and Mears is a cavalry
officer.
1t is currently reported in Washing
ton that Secretary of War Garrison
went to Secretary of the Interior Lane
and told MIN in effect he did not mind
his burglarizing the war department,
but when he did it he wished he
would wake up the Waterman.
President Wilson was informed he
had appointed an army officer to work
in Alaska whom he had no business
to appoint. The law was as plain as
the shortest Of the Ten Command
ments. There was quick consulta-
ton and a great hustling about A
new law was necessary and congress
was asked to pass joint resolution
giving the president specific authority
TO appoint any army officer he chose.
This has been done and so it is that
the advance work is to be carried out
by a civilian engineer and by a cav
airy officer of the United States army.
Advised by Colonel Goetha.s.
It is pretty well known that Col.
George w. Goethals, governor Of the
Panama canal zone, was Mr.. Lanes
adviser in the matter of appointments
to the work in Alaska Colonel Goeth-
ais seemed to think that it would be
wise to have a civilian make the pre-
liminary survey, and that later, if
necessary, the work should he turned
over to the army engineers Colonel
Goethals requested the appointment
of the young cavalry officer, Nears, to
the work in Alaska.
1t is a mystery in WASHINGTON why
Colonel Cocktails wished to nave the
first Alaska work done by civilians.
It is certain as things can be that if
the work had been given to the army
engineers at once they would have
| been kept on the job until the railroad
was completed. Is 1t possible that
when the governor of the Panama
canal zone retires from that office he
would like to take up the work of
railroad construction in Alaska "A be
half of the government?
Wood County reporter. [volume] (Grand Rapids [i.e. Wisconsin Rapids], Wis.) 1857-1923, 1914-05-28
Always a Consideration.

you ne7er lectured for compensa-
ton, did your"
q won't say that" replied Senator
Sorghum. Whenever / spoke in pub
lie I expected my compensation in
votes instead of cash"
Wood County reporter. [volume] (Grand Rapids [i.e. Wisconsin Rapids], Wis.) 1857-1923, 1914-05-28

What connection is there hetweer
you and the Latin tongue?"
I'VE were both talked to dCathi''
Wood County reporter. [volume] (Grand Rapids [i.e. Wisconsin Rapids], Wis.) 1857-1923, 1914-05-28
Different,

Patience-How did you like her new
hat?
Patrice-Can't say I think much of
it. Where did she get it?
In Paris"
But didn't know she had been on
the other side lately"
Paris, Indiana. | mean"
Wood County reporter. [volume] (Grand Rapids [i.e. Wisconsin Rapids], Wis.) 1857-1923, 1914-05-28
GaliamtrY.

THE marquise is very thin, isn't
she? What would you think our ages
were?"
We'll, she seems ten years older
than she is and she's ten years older
than you. Then you seem ten years
younger than you are, so that makes
thirty years difference between you
-Pele Mele.
Wood County reporter. [volume] (Grand Rapids [i.e. Wisconsin Rapids], Wis.) 1857-1923, 1914-05-28
Nav Knocks a Few Thinos.

Willie-Paw, what are campaign
promises?
Maw-The lies a man tells a cir.
to get her to marry him, my son.
Paw-You better beat it to bed, Wil
He.-Cincinnati Enquirer.
Wood County reporter. [volume] (Grand Rapids [i.e. Wisconsin Rapids], Wis.) 1857-1923, 1914-05-28
One Gdyznfs6n

There's one thing like about these
new-fangled dinner dances"
Whats that?"
They keep man from wondering
what to do with his hands between
courses. Detroit Free Press.
Wood County reporter. [volume] (Grand Rapids [i.e. Wisconsin Rapids], Wis.) 1857-1923, 1914-05-28
A Sympathetic Comment.

What's the use of SO many laws?"
asked the disseminated citizen.
Now, don't be unreasonable" re
joined Farner CoTntosseL We've got
to let the legislature do something to
show that Il has been workin'."
Wood County reporter. [volume] (Grand Rapids [i.e. Wisconsin Rapids], Wis.) 1857-1923, 1914-05-28
Like Causes Like

Madge-Science teaches US that a
man becomes what he eats. Do you
believe it?
May-How can you doubt it! There's
Harry. for instance. He's eaten a lob
ster every night for years.-Judge.
Wood County reporter. [volume] (Grand Rapids [i.e. Wisconsin Rapids], Wis.) 1857-1923, 1914-05-28
There Is Gasoline and Gasoline.

Chauffeur-Sir, I'm afraid our gaso-
line is going to catch fire.
He-Is that the same stuff I use in
my automatic cigar lighter?
Chauffeur-Yes, sir, an
He-Not the slightest danger. Drive
on.-YaIe Record
Wood County reporter. [volume] (Grand Rapids [i.e. Wisconsin Rapids], Wis.) 1857-1923, 1914-05-28
Married 4 Sinner.

Rill-Music has a wonderful inau.
snce over US.
JILL know it.
Did you ever feel the power of a
singer over you?"
Sure! l married one"
Wood County reporter. [volume] (Grand Rapids [i.e. Wisconsin Rapids], Wis.) 1857-1923, 1914-05-28
Queer Cusses.

Stranger-How odd. Why are all
these men walking about with cuspi-
doris hanging around their necks?
Citizen-Well, you see, we have
started the city beautiful" movement
and it's against the law to expector-
ate upon the streets.
Wood County reporter. [volume] (Grand Rapids [i.e. Wisconsin Rapids], Wis.) 1857-1923, 1914-05-28
7 he Test.

Wife-Now, George, you have been
drinking with Erastus Richardson
again.
Husband-Ain't seen Rassus Fisson
for a week, and I amt been drinking.
Wife-That'n do, so just shut up.
Wood County reporter. [volume] (Grand Rapids [i.e. Wisconsin Rapids], Wis.) 1857-1923, 1914-05-28
Careful.

81 saw Old Titewad across the street
today and tried to attract his atten-
ton, but I could not make him see
me-"
mo, he never looks that way for
fear he might strain his glasses"
Wood County reporter. [volume] (Grand Rapids [i.e. Wisconsin Rapids], Wis.) 1857-1923, 1914-05-28
Quite a Function.

Then you didn't meet with any dis
courtesy at the polls?" inquired the
first lady.
No" said the other lady, 81 have
attended receptions that were less en-
ioyable"
Wood County reporter. [volume] (Grand Rapids [i.e. Wisconsin Rapids], Wis.) 1857-1923, 1914-05-28
Stuck on Her Lines.

Foote Lighte--Does the leading
woman in the play know her lines?
Miss Sue Brette-Does she? Why,
every time she come out in a new
dress you can tell she's conscious of
them.
Wood County reporter. [volume] (Grand Rapids [i.e. Wisconsin Rapids], Wis.) 1857-1923, 1914-05-28
Illusion DESTROYED

She (sentimentaD-T years I
was engaged to him-three beautiful,
happy years-then it was all over!
He (sympathetic)-Oh, I suppose you
married him then?-Fliegende Blaet-
ter.
Wood County reporter. [volume] (Grand Rapids [i.e. Wisconsin Rapids], Wis.) 1857-1923, 1914-05-28
Accommodation,

Muggins - Young GoIdspoon has
money to burn.
Guggins-That's why so many girls
mothers are trying to make a match
for him. l suppose.-Springfe Union.
Wood County reporter. [volume] (Grand Rapids [i.e. Wisconsin Rapids], Wis.) 1857-1923, 1914-05-28
Quite Content.

Young Mrs. LoEey treats her his
band like a dog"
And they just married! Poor eel
low!"
ooh, he's satisfied. She's always
petting him"
Wood County reporter. [volume] (Grand Rapids [i.e. Wisconsin Rapids], Wis.) 1857-1923, 1914-05-28
Looked Cheaper.

Mrs. Gotham--I see strawberries are
n market, and they are asking one
dollar a box for them.
Mr.. Gotham-Well. suppose we give
Up eggs for a while for strawberries.
Wood County reporter. [volume] (Grand Rapids [i.e. Wisconsin Rapids], Wis.) 1857-1923, 1914-05-28

- 90 ~ SSAOl z GSlslR
your medicine. l had
falling, infamma-
ton and congestion,
+ EN- ale weakness,
pains in both sides,
backaches and bear
ing down pains, was
short of memory,
nervous, impatient,
passed sleepless
n i h is, and h ad
] neither S+ranU+b nor
Wood County reporter. [volume] (Grand Rapids [i.e. Wisconsin Rapids], Wis.) 1857-1923, 1914-05-28
Extreme CompIiment.

Mrs. Smith always says good
things about everybody"
But she carries it to an extreme
When burglar broke into her apart
ment, she said he was quite q suite
thief
Wood County reporter. [volume] (Grand Rapids [i.e. Wisconsin Rapids], Wis.) 1857-1923, 1914-05-28
Ignorance Is Bliss.

Don't you know that I don't allow
any man to kiss my daughter?" said
the indulgent father.
We'll, how was / to know she was
your daughter, sir?" replied the young
man.
Wood County reporter. [volume] (Grand Rapids [i.e. Wisconsin Rapids], Wis.) 1857-1923, 1914-05-28
1t requires lots of time for a lazy
man to do nothing.

Dr. Pierce's Pellets, small, sugar-coated,
easy to take as candy, regulate and invig-
crate stomach liver and bowels and cure
constipation Adv.
Wood County reporter. [volume] (Grand Rapids [i.e. Wisconsin Rapids], Wis.) 1857-1923, 1914-05-28
Animal Language.

How do you succeed in making
your dog obey so well%'
Il speak to him"
And does he understand"
We'll, when ( speak to you, don't
you understand?"-Le Rire (Paris).
Wood County reporter. [volume] (Grand Rapids [i.e. Wisconsin Rapids], Wis.) 1857-1923, 1914-05-28
Division ofIsbor

1--WE all think our own job the hard
est" observed the humorist on his va.
cation.
'fYew bet, agreed the farmer. 81
hev to talk ike this, and yeW hev to
spell it.'-Puck.
Wood County reporter. [volume] (Grand Rapids [i.e. Wisconsin Rapids], Wis.) 1857-1923, 1914-05-28
important.

Tommie-And did Noah only have
two of each kind in the ark, pop?
Father-So We are told.
And were both feas on one of the
dogs. pop?"
Wood County reporter. [volume] (Grand Rapids [i.e. Wisconsin Rapids], Wis.) 1857-1923, 1914-05-28
CnlirIinn Work

Patience see 81 women are en-
ployed as railway brakemen in the
United States.
Patrice-I don't see why they should
prefer that kind of coupling.
Wood County reporter. [volume] (Grand Rapids [i.e. Wisconsin Rapids], Wis.) 1857-1923, 1914-05-28
The fnouisition.

Postmaster-What name, please?
Miss Maguire-Must / tell?
Postmaster-Certain
Miss Maguire-Well, If must, Tom
Dolan. "-Christian Register.
Wood County reporter. [volume] (Grand Rapids [i.e. Wisconsin Rapids], Wis.) 1857-1923, 1914-05-28
Unique.

Upon what does Torpidville base
it's expectation that it's name will go
laundering down the ages?"
ut has not asked for a federal re-
serve bank. Judge.
Wood County reporter. [volume] (Grand Rapids [i.e. Wisconsin Rapids], Wis.) 1857-1923, 1914-05-28
Her Exclamation.

Your voice." said the captious mu.
steal director, "Eeayes much to be de-
sired"
That's why I get so many encores, y
replied the flip young thing.
Wood County reporter. [volume] (Grand Rapids [i.e. Wisconsin Rapids], Wis.) 1857-1923, 1914-05-28

Putnam Fadeless Dyes color in cold
water. Adv.
Wood County reporter. [volume] (Grand Rapids [i.e. Wisconsin Rapids], Wis.) 1857-1923, 1914-05-28
Advertise,

In this old world the time to strike
Is when the irons hot
And you will find there's nothing like
Being Johnnie-on-the-S Spot.
Wood County reporter. [volume] (Grand Rapids [i.e. Wisconsin Rapids], Wis.) 1857-1923, 1914-05-28
Good Evidence

Foote Lighte-Is he a successful
actor, do you think?
Miss Sue Brette-He must be;
understand he pays his divorced wife
her alimony regularly
Wood County reporter. [volume] (Grand Rapids [i.e. Wisconsin Rapids], Wis.) 1857-1923, 1914-05-28
a Mover.

Patience hear Mrs. Flatte has
lived in 16 different apartments in Il
months.
Patrice-She must be 'tthe queen aS
the movies"