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Evening star., 1914-02-17
Buying With a
Double Guarantee

When you buy q standard nation
ally advertised article from one Of
yod1 local merchants you are pro-
tectcd with i double guarantee.
ADDED IT, TIE warrant Of the manu-
fsctCTer you have the protection of
your own merchant.
In q sense your storcheeper is your
attorney in the transaction. He
will make good to you and in turn
look to the manufacturer to protect
hiul
1t is always best 10 do business
with the merchants of your own
town when they have the goods you
want.
They are in duty bound to see
that YOU are satisfied. In choosing
Your home merchant < is the part
Of wisdom TO patronize those who
advertise.
They are daylight men who
have put themselves on record in
print. They know they can make
their advertising pay them only by
ma king il pay you-
As & rIic their prices ar. lower
than the others because the adver-
tising brings t.:cm much greater
volume OF business enabling them to
buy i'll larger quantities and thus
at lower prices.
There is no better guide for the
thrifty pocketbook than the adver-
tlsinG columns of this newspaper.
Evening star., 1914-02-17
To Arrange Venezuelan Exhibit.

OctaNio ts,cohar dc Vargas commits
sioncr general of Venezuela 10 the Pan
ania- Pacific exposition will shortly leave
Caracas for San Francisco to arrange the
details OF his country's exhibit at the
exposition.
Evening star., 1914-02-17
BORN

DAVIS. Is Herbert A. sud Itrsiu;a Specr na .
u. IsbFuar, Is. 1915 son. EDWIN
Evening star., 1914-02-17

The Speakers dinner the fourth and
last of the state dinners. will be given
at tho White House tonight
Evening star., 1914-02-17
MARRIED.

IL, l. EIrk>. ~ Frhr3a.2 Y. 1914 4 -
:ci.ois,liian Rapil>. 'iirIet . ~ l;.v "
". y >ormaa NAf1ll. T. ri, ~ cf Peters
i'4S Va. ana WILLIAM \ Ill = - aas-
'ona. y ~
Evening star., 1914-02-17

The entertainment which was 10 have
been given at Linthicum Hall. George
town. by the February committee of the
Episcopal Home for Children has been
postponed until after Easter
Evening star., 1914-02-17
In Melnoriam.

HOMER. Ii sad i It loving ,n.eiui,r.ls. .. . r
dar,;is ,la,;.Gfo". fL!.NORt HGI.ST 10
ai.It win .,t-l-lrici tiiiS l,fe >iN gr;.:s
sols. l.br .a-y Il. 1905
Iy rArA AND MANA
McIWAIA Ii >ad IN; loving renlcmarance 20
our dear father. fsI.r!N q. MrILWAIA.
wlp departed tis life four years ago today.
February IL 1910
In our hearts There is vacaics
That VIII never bc nlica.
Slee, dear father.
We love ihsr SIN.
HATTIE l.. AND NATHANIEL 4. NclLWAlN..
RElSER In sad bat loving remembrance Of our
dear mother. hAlsGaRLT EEIsFR. rlo lied
three s"a.s aGo today.
';"nc. hat not foESo;;cn
Il HER paJ.Hl tE>
WINSTON Ii ,ayiuS rrincnhrarcc = ny eesr
l,.fleg. who departed tais fe inn yrars a.
i.,l.r Fclrf.ai: L. f.i2.
She II y dead: ~ -!.s..s - Jcc
BY HER DAUGHTER. LIZZIE sEIJ.NAN
Evening star., 1914-02-17

The Misses Wilson were honor guests
at small dance given last night by the
Secretary of War and Mrs. Garrison.
There were forty couples present.
Evening star., 1914-02-17

The minister Of Belgium and Mime.
haver;th entertained at dinner last night
for the -Aust-o-tlunsarian ambassador
and Nine. Du:rnoa.
Evening star., 1914-02-17

Mrs. Otis Judd Eddy will be at home
tomorrow. 1901 Park. road.
Evening star., 1914-02-17
EueryDruggist Sells Resinol

f;esluol Soap airi Ointment cisa-S afar
rimplcs hlachheads and dalidriiff. md Is
most valuable housch"ll renedA for SORES
iurns. bolts, piles. et,. For ,risl size Of
Hesinol Ointment and Eesinol SOAP, write to
Heeincl. Dept. 3-S. Baltimore. Nd.
Evening star., 1914-02-17

Mrs. Pete Goelet Gerry entertained a.
large tea dance yesterday at which
diplomatic. official and resident society
was represented ;:'aou9 several hundred
guests.
Evening star., 1914-02-17

The list VIII close for the Congressional
CLUB breakfast Thursd; nj noon. and it
will be impossible to accept any names
after that hour ard date.
Evening star., 1914-02-17

Mrs. Jo'tr Bassett Moore VIII not re-
ceiNe tomorrow.
Evening star., 1914-02-17

Mrs. Charles J. Williamson. 1916 Con-
necticut avenue. will be a: home We'd
nesday, and viii have with her Mrs.
Charles II. Bates. Mrs. Guy II. Johnson
and Mrs. Mason y. Richardson
Evening star., 1914-02-17

Mrs +. ~ keisinSer viii receive to-
morrow from 4 10 Il. Her mother. Mrs
Robinson Downey. viii be with her.
Evening star., 1914-02-17

The marriage is announced OF Miss
Lorraine Vaughn and Mr.. George II. Pen
nistoa. jr., former Washnstonian.
which took place Saturday. February :.
in Detroit. Mich. After their honeymoon
journey Mr. and Mrs. Permission will re-
side in Des Moines. Iowa.
Mrs. Ptnnistons brother Is Capt. I.
Vaughan. L. :. A.. ard oN ing to the re-
cent death of th@: fatne". the wedding
:. quiet one
M. Permission is ti.e son of Ny. George
IL. Permission Of 10 Rhode Island avenue
northwest. this city. and the grandson of
Judge Joel BTanham of Rome. Ga.
Evening star., 1914-02-17

Mrs. Orlando Smith ami Miss Lanette
Smith will he al home informally tomor- ;
row afternool. :; tu &.
Evening star., 1914-02-17

Mrs. Edwin T. l,yr. 1;(:: |. street: will
be at hon: tomorrow from :; 10 Il.
Evening star., 1914-02-17

Mr.. and Mrs. Henry l. Stimson will DE
at the Hotel Powhatan during their stay
III the cit
Evening star., 1914-02-17

Mrs. Thomas W. Pow"T. l1co \ street.
viii u" AT home tomorrow. go g. Mrs
John Petty Will receive with Mis- t'owe or
and Mrs. IlAgry TLrrcr Thuina- Of Baltl-
more. Mrs. Florence Petersen. Mrs
Ja'ncs y. Drine. Airs. I;rauGt AMI Mrs.
l'aUl Er"cb viii lie among thrsc assisting.
Evening star., 1914-02-17

Mrs. Houston. wife Of the Secretary
Of Agriculture. entertained at a lurch-
con today in compliment to Miss Mar
Evening star., 1914-02-17

Secretary McAdoo ana Secletary Hous-
ton were honor guests with Mr- Joan ).
Williams and Senator Hoke Smith at a
ball given in Atlanta Ga. last Saturday Y
night. They We're previously entertained
al Z dinner of forty covers. Miss Mona
McAdoo and hey guest Oh the trip. Miss
Eleanor Wilson of Baltimore. We're at
the dinner. ley scent thIe. days last
week Ia New orleans.
Evening star., 1914-02-17

ellt"rtaiiied al a dinner has; night :or
Mss laura Flest"i Rel Of London. ing
LAND. TIC other Guests were NJ. ana
Mrs. Eairciiid Miss Iraper. Miss Mac
tuis<y Miss Moore. Miss MI1Gor'l. Miss
l@uninss. Miss Pear;, Capt. Roy-lEd
Commander Burstyn Mr. Chauncey
Hackctt. the Hon. Thomas Spring Rice
Mr.. Pezet. Mr. Scllmolc:l and Mr.
Popenon
Evening star., 1914-02-17

Ih" Secretary of Commerce aHd Mrs
f"dieid entertained ~ dinner '4si night
n commitment 10 I'll" Srrre>a >arA ot state
md Mrs. Bryan. liIcir additional guests
hcrc Representative and Mrs. Nct ov Of
\cw Jersey :ha assistant secretary of
II" Treasury and Mrs Charles 'lamli3.
Niss de GraTenried and Nj. Charles II.
fuiieF Of New YORK. 'ho is q .urst oi
he Secretary and Mrs. Redicld.
The state herald., 1914-12-04
School Notes.

Will Latta has been engaged to teach
the Gill school in district 81 and began
his work Tuesday.
This Office made the fourth apportion
nsnt Of the county and state school
fund this week. This apportionmsnt
mounting for the tag year -. - II
per capita. or the amount apportioned
So. 374. 43 the state contributes e. .0l6. 81
and the county Sc, $50 IL.
In Indiana, Massachusetts. Ohio and
other states the one.room, one-teacher
'bhools are being replaced by central
s,hool houses, with half dozen rooms
with as many teachers. Wagons are
sent out every day to gather the chill
iren and take them home again In the
evening. All the children within the
radius O. several miles are thus provid.
I'd with the most modern school facili'
ties. In some Of these schools courses
in manual training. agriculture and
home economics are introduced. scien-
|tiRc apparatus utilized and teachers
having special qualifications and train.
ing are employed.-Middls West Review
Several counties In this state have
consolidated school districts as above
stated. transporting the children to
school and return in the evening and
these schools are proving success both
as TO better work accomplished and
with less financial expense. Mesa.
Boulder and Cheyenne counties are .
mong the most prominent
County Supt. Of Schools.
The state herald., 1914-12-04
High School Notes.

The high school work was resumed
on Monday Nov. 30. having nad its
Thanksgiving vacation on Thur sday nnd
Friday OF last week. II is hoped that
oil have returned refreshed from the
vacation and with determination to
do their school work better than eve,.
before.
One OF our students returned to school
Tuesday OF this week, having been ab-
sent several days. at the request Of the
principal.
One OF the freshman boys who has
occupied n prominent front seat for
some time. has at last on the promise
OF good behavior IN the future. been al
lowed to resume his old scat In the back
part OF the room.
The nextnumbcr OF the lyccum course
will be given on Friday evening Nov. 4.
c. l.. Burgderfer IL an impersonat,u "
who has been recognized for years
one Of the most popular entertainers on
the lyceum platform. Come out and
enjoy good laugh.
The sophomore and senior girls met
the freshman and junior girls In u bas.
ket ball game Tuesday evening. This
was the second game Of the .eri "a and
the freshman and juniors won, tie score
being 10 to 10. This makes the Iunlors
and freshmen the champions In school
for this series. Watch closely ,or date,
and you viii see the seniors AMI .opho.
morcs take Il away from them In tn,
near future.
Several pupils have been absent or
account Of sickness.
! There has been large amount oI
Hardness In all the classes the last few
days, which is bringing do wn the rec
ord of the school In rcgnrf 10 punclual
ity.
The state herald., 1914-12-04
A Reception.

On last Monday evening the congre-
CATION and adherents of the Presbyte-
rian church gave farewell reception
in honor of DIR. and Mrs. Jas. r. Hill in
the auditorium of the court house.
There were close to a hundred present
and the evening was spent in various
kinds OF amusements. everyone SEEM
[ingly enjoying it immensely. The chill.
dren especially were very much at ease
in their frolic. However, upon close
observation of the countenances of the
older ones, one could plainly detect q
trace. yes more than mere trace, OF
serious meditation and in a sense loon
|of regret at the thoughts of these dear
people leaving our midst. Their stay
among US has been SO pleasant and has
been indeed profitable to the church.
We have learned to love them. And II
it were not for the fact Of their declin
ing years and the danger of our winter
|climate upon their health we would feel
disposed to protest surosgly against
their departure at this time, for as one
remarked "his kindly face was a ser
mon all OF itself" He has indeed been
Ia good shepherd to our flock, and his
good wife has portrayed by her daily
life among us both the attributes ot
the Biblical Martha" and ",dary', ..
well
At somewhat late hour an abund
ance of refreshments were served, AT.
Ter which DR.. and Mrs. Hill were pres
entcd with beautiful genuine Partisan
Ivory travelling set, as a token of the
friendly esteem in which they were
held by the members and adherents Of
the church and their hearty apprecia-
ton for their splendid and untiring Ell
forts IN the work. After few re-
marks by Or. and Mrs. Hill, in which
they expressed their appreciation for
The gifs and voiced their feelings Of
praise toward the people OF their charge
for the many happy times together aud
the pleasant stay umong US, and their
regret at the departure near at hand.
one stanza Of "Blcs't BE The Tie That
Binds was sung and the little gather
ing dismissed by the Benediction Of DR..
Hill. We cannot but hope that Provi-
dence will be so kind as to some day
return them 10 our midst.
A Member.
The state herald., 1914-12-04
DR.. and Mrs. Hill, Leave.

DIR. and Mrs. ]. r. Hin left Holyoke
Thursday for David City. Neb. where
they will remain few months and will
probably later on 20 to Florida to make
their home.
This worthy couple a. pastor and
wife have. during their residence Ia
Holyoks made many friends In our town
ind county and have especially attach
I'd themselves to their own church peo'
pie by their faithful and effective work
for their church. They will be remem'
bered and be much missed by the peo'
pie Of the town on account Of theii
pleasant associations with them and
they have the best wishes OF our peo
pie for continued good health and
happy life.
The state herald., 1914-12-04
Birthday Party.

A very pleasant day was spent at the
home Of Mr.. and Mrs. w. Z. Pugh on
Thanksgiving day. A few Of their
many friends met to celebrate the seth
birthday Of Mrs. Pugh. It was to have
been surprise but Mrs. Pugh was not
to be caught mapping and she had pre-
pared some very delicious pumpkin pies
and other good edibles, and she was a.
spry as q girl in her teens, and with
the good things the ladies' brought the
table fairly groaned, (later the guests
|groaned). We thought we had good
appetite but whom we compare with Jim
Van Kirk or Fred Hotaling it is - moth
ing as they have the greatest capacity
of any whom we have ever met, and
we have met few. Curt Cauble has
the greatest mouth for pumpkin pie.
but as they had plenty, he also had
plenty.
After the dinner was well settled the
evening was spent in singing some good
old church sengs which carried US back
to our boyhood days, Of long ago. when
we didn't have this new-fang led didoes
they call singing. which means nothing
and sounds less.
All enjoyed the day immensely and
was sorry when the time.cams to part,
but all good things must come to an end
and we departed for our several homes
wishing for Mrs. Pugh many more re-
turns of her birthday and that We too
might be present and enjoy them with
her. t,ne Who Was There.
The state herald., 1914-12-04
Teacher Examination.

Notice Is hereby given that the cx,
animation Of applicants for teachers
to teach In Phillips county,
Colorado. will be held at the court house
in Holyoke. Colorado. on Thursday and
Friday. Dec. II. and IL. 1914.
Morning sessions TO begin at o o'eloch
ChAs. X. Peter.
Co. Supt. of Schools.
The state herald., 1914-12-04

John Morris Of Golden. Master OF
the State Grange. delivered an address
to the members Of the Grange Of this
county at Holytko last Saturday and
the address was very much enjoyed by
all. A basket dinner was also reported
ar very enjoyable feature Of tb,
Injecting.
The state herald., 1914-12-04
BURLINGTON TIME TABLE
II - 4|Z|l
GOING EAST

CONG EAST
NO l62 daily except Sunday l0:l7 n
NO !6s accommodation freight Tuesday
Thursday and Saturdays 2;lO p u
GOING WEST
NO lbl daily except Sunday asa . m
no loo accommodation freight Mondays
Wednesdays and Fridays S:le p m
J. W. Nc Even, Agt.
The state herald., 1914-12-04

Statement of the Ownership,
Management, Circulation Etc
OF State Herald published weekly at
holyoke, Colo, required by the Act of
August IA, 1912, for Oct. /, 1914.
Editor, managing editor, business
manager, publisher and owner ]. q.
Painter, Holyoke, Colo.
NO bonds, mortgages, or other Sc.
curities H. Painter.
Sworn to and subscribed before me
this 2, day of Oct. 1914.
iSea') Martin T. Nelson.
Notary Public.
NY commission expires Nov. 90, 1916.
The state herald., 1914-12-04

RETTER than cure is prevention
- by taking Hoods Sarsaparilla you
may Keep well, with pure blood, strong
nerves and good APPETITE.
The state herald., 1914-12-04

IL you cannot say good word for
your town, don't say anything.
The state herald., 1914-12-04

A. R. Reelhorn, the high s.is
coach, has selected the first and second
boys basket ball teams and the boys
are beginning to practice in earnest.
Vernon County censor. [volume] (Viroqua, Wis.) 1865-1955, 1914-08-12
READER ALLOWED ONE GUESS
Did This Pleasant Little Conversation
Take Place During or After the
Honeymoon7

He threw down his paper.
Il wonder if the colonel really means
to try it again."
What did you say, dear?"
IF you'd been listening you wouldn't
ask me-"
IF you had said anything worth
hearing I'd be glad to listen"
How do you know you would?"
TRY it,"
He glsres at her and wisely says
nothing She picks up the paper.
Dear me" she says. Il wish they'd
settle it"
Settle what?"
The length OF next falls skirts. "
He snorts.
is that all you can find in the pa
per?'
Il guess Z a good deal more i'm
portant than the stun you find"
DO you mean to compare a paltry
skirt to the stupendous living issues
of the hour?"
"oh, go jump into the River Of
Doubt"
What do you know about the Riy-
er OF Doubt?"
AS much as anybody knows. BAH"
Bah yourself!"
Whereupon he rises angrily and
goes out on the porch and Gains him
self with a pipe.-Cleveland Plain
dealer
Vernon County censor. [volume] (Viroqua, Wis.) 1865-1955, 1914-08-12
Rullna on MIX Bottle Law.

At the instance of former Governor
W. D. Hoard. Attorney General Wal
ter c. Owen rendered an opinion to
State Dairy and Food Commissioner
J. Q. Emery in which he holds chat
the specific statute requiring thet milk
bottles shall be clearly blown or other
wise permanently marked takes pre-
cedence over the general statute relat-
ing to labelling. The specific Htatute in
question requires that all mix bottles
shall be clearly blown or otherwise
clearly marked on the side of the bot
tie, the capacity of the bottle and the
word Sealed" and on the side or bot
tom of the bottle, the name, initials or
trademark of the manufacturers, and
a designating number TO be furnished
by the state superintendent of weights
and measures. When these provisions
desired an opinion as to whether the
bottle must be also labeled and the at
torney general holds that the general
statute does mot apply to the sale of
milk and cream in bottles, but that
such sales are governed by the provi-
sions of the general statute"
In an opinion to Secretary OF State
John S. Donald, the attorney general
ruled that an amendment made to the
articles OF Incorporation of the Ur-
banck and Wattawa company were not
in compliance with the corporation
law.
Vernon County censor. [volume] (Viroqua, Wis.) 1865-1955, 1914-08-12
Auto Races for state Fair.

Terrible Teddy" Tetzlan. Hughes,
Carlson, De Alene, Kennedy and
Goetz, all of whom have been burn
ing up" courses in the West and North.
west during July, will be among the
auto drivers who will compete in the
big auto races With which the state
fair will be opened on September a.
Secretary J. G. Mckenzie received
word from z. A Moross of Indianapo
lis. Ind. who viii manage the fair auto
races, that the six men named above
will take part Ia the fair races.
Tetzlaff and Hughes have been seen
in action in Milwaukee, both taking
part in the big auto event of two years
ago over the Gran Prix course. Tetz-
laf is driving he famous 300 horse
power Bitten Bantz. In 1911 Tetzlaff
was the acknowledged speed cham.
pion OF the United States. He won all
the classic events Of that year and
took second place in the indianapolis
speedway race Since then he has
lowered his own worlds record by es.
tablishine a 10 mark Of 1913 miles
per hour, which has never been
equaled on this or the other side Of the
Atlantic.
Vernon County censor. [volume] (Viroqua, Wis.) 1865-1955, 1914-08-12
NO DANGER OF SUNSTRoKE
Man on His Way to "Get Even" With
Enemy Had the Thing All
Planned Out.

You / have known he was a medi-
cal man by his looks and by the medi-
cine case he carried, but the man who
bumped into him on the street was
too excited about something else.
Here, sir, what are you doing?'
exclaimed the doctor as he recovered
from the collision.
Going to lick a mani" was the re-
ply.
But wait. Don't you know IT'S 80
degrees in the SUM-"
Il don't care a darni"
And that fighting viii raise your
temperature to 140?"
What of it,"
"A temperature of 13s means sun
stroke and DEATH"
Are you doctor?" asked the man.
Il am"
Then you are way off your base.
The man I'm going to lick works in
an ice house, where the temperature
is only 60 above, and oh, jeeswax,
will make him holler!"
But"
"Oh, / brought along my overcoat
so / shouldn't take cold doing it,!
Thanks, Doc-I'm all right"
Vernon County censor. [volume] (Viroqua, Wis.) 1865-1955, 1914-08-12
Gallant Mayor.

From small provincial town in the
north of Italy comes an amusing little
story. Queen Helena was visiting the
town, to attend the unwilling OF a
statue of Victor Emanuel
After the mayor of the town had
made an elaborate speech of welcome.
he handed the queen a glass OF cham
payne, and asked TO be allowed to
drink her health AS their glasses
clinked. drop of champagne fen up
on the queens gown. She opened her
pocketbook to take out her handker-
chief, bat the gallant mayor was not
to be caught on any point of etiquette.
You majesty" he exclaimed, grand
ly. there is no need of that! Every
thing is already paid for"-Youth's
Companion.
Vernon County censor. [volume] (Viroqua, Wis.) 1865-1955, 1914-08-12
rhen He Told Her

Pat, who was in lodgings. was
greatly annoyed by the landlady's help
ing herself TO his provisions. She be-
gan by taking piece of his butter.
and when Pat came home she said:
Pat, aru tai little OF your
butter. but -, not like other land
ladies-Pm telling you"
Next day il W.. an egg, and 80 on.
Every day there was something taken
and put off with the same remark:
I'm not like other landladies--rm
telling you"
OF course there was never any re-
duction in Pats bill. One Saturday
his bill came to a larger amount than
usual Pat looked at it. bundled up a
few things in his handkerchief. walked
to the door and said:
"Landlady, I'm slipping. I'm not like
other lodgers-Fm telling you'll
London Tit-Bits.
Vernon County censor. [volume] (Viroqua, Wis.) 1865-1955, 1914-08-12
UNSIGHTLY PIMPLES ON FACE

New Sharon, Iowa.-"Two or three
years ago pimples began to come on
my face and had dandruff. The PIN.
pies made very unsightly appear
ance. They were red and numerous,
some came to head and festered and
the itching caused me to scratch them.
The dandruff on my head could be
plainly seen.
Il tried several remedies but they
only temporarily relieved me. had
been bothered with the trouble two or
three years when decided to try Gu
ucura Soap and Ointment. sent
for free sample and | noticed relief
from them, and>I bought more. used
two cakes of Cuticura Soap and two
boxes of Cuticura Ointment and am
now free from pimples and dandruff. !"
(Signed) Clyde Firebaugh, May Ii, IA.
Cuticura Soap and Ointment sold
throughout the world. Sample OF each
free, with S2-p. Skin Book. Address post
card "Cuticura, Dept L. Boston. ADV.
Vernon County censor. [volume] (Viroqua, Wis.) 1865-1955, 1914-08-12
Truly Useful Animal

Senator MARITIME of New Jersey tells
in the Washington Star of a farm hand
whom he employed, who is much given
to philosophizing
One morning. when the senator was
wandering over the farm, he came
upon his man feeding the chickens.
Alexander stopped him with
Good mawnin', sub! been thinkin'
this mawnin', and made up my mind,
sub, as rs lookin' at these heah chick
ems, that they's the usefullest animal
they is. You en- eat EN- TO they's
BON. and aftah they's daidl"
Vernon County censor. [volume] (Viroqua, Wis.) 1865-1955, 1914-08-12

A shabby-looking man and a thin
little shaver of boy were standing
with their backs against wall along
the public way. The man had a shade
over his eyes and card hung in front
of him, bearing the legend. Blind and
Deaf"
The boy had smile on his face as
he listened to the street organ over
the way playing "Everybody's Doing
It," and then started involuntarily to
whistle the chorus.
The man turned savagely to him
and Kissed:
Shut that MARBLE Off and slide that
grin off your face. yer little monkey!
Dyer want people ter think we're hap
py?"