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sand ana has a buster. The hole has

sand and has a buster. The hole has
been abandoned.
In sardis district. Harrison county.
No. ] ON the 4. r. ogden farm and in
creased its production from Is TO so
barrels day. No. on the same farm
Drilling and Starting Tests.
harrison county mas a. much test
work starting and under way a. any
run. sardis district. the VesPer Gas
company II due In the sand at n test
on the W l. Perry farm. ON BiE EK
creek Grove a. Parrish are starting a
test ON the J. y. smith farm The
same parties are drilling a test on the
stream !. ID. Morris has started TO
drill on the Jesse darlington farm.
The Elk oil company g. due in the sand
at a test on the Luther Mason farm
and Is drilling a second test on the same
farm. On Indian run. Sardis district.
the Carnegie Gas compsnys test on the
the Big Ijun sand In the Snithneid
district. Wetzel county. the Manufacture
erS. Light ana heat company IL drilling
IN ne sand at Its test on the W. l.. Car
lin L..
on 70 run. Spencer district. Ro-
ane George y. Miller has the rig
ner fam. on Spring creek Golf a
Hech have started to spud at a test on
the a. X miller f2-acre lot.
Southeastern Ohio.
The northern end of the deep sand
held I'm southeastern ohio presents one
OF the best producers that has been
found IA that end Of the neid for many
weeks. IL IL Edward II. Everett * 60. :
test on the 7. Is. Fulton farm. located
IN Hanover township. Licking county
The hrst - hours after Il was shot IL
produced 40 barrels and win settle
down to a 5O-harrel producer. The loca-
ton II LOO feet south OF the same COM
pIny test on the Romtne farm.
Ia Jackson township. Perry county
Gates Davidson a Moran have complet-
cd No. 9 On the V. 7. and Mark Studer
farm nnl have light producer. In the
southwest end OF the Held. ia the new
development south vr Logan I'm Falls
township. Hooking county tae Purv,r
Royalty company has completed No
on the 5. : Eublc farm and have a
custer making the second OF the kind
two weeks. The location BE- only 500
feet south OF No. ]. which IS light
producer.
Shallow Saed Wells.
Near Stockport. tu Penn township.
Morgan county. Ellis & Humphrey have
drilled No. ~ on the r T. Mercer farm
through the Cow Hun sand and have =
duster one mile south Of the scio field
In North township. Harrison county.
Calmont q Go. have driilcI test on the
William Hally farm through the Hcrea
township. the Edgar OH company has
completed No on the NJ Shnrpiess
farm and has n 5-barrel pumper ia the
Berca grit. on Big Sewickiey creek
Allegheny county. Pa. y. J. Wright ~
co. have drilled their test on the Dick
son farm through the nth sand and
have light gHsser.
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MAJORSYILLB

MAJORsvfLLE ". va July % "a,
understand that pr Nuuksn- of rri-.
L.fIA. Doe instituted damage anita
Nhhnfi tiCh IiiI township Cor InfuriHa
r,c'lNed whom bic auto skiddrd un = dan.
Fgrous ead near that place. Tn. 0r.f.Irt
Uf damage asked ir .Ir nn0
Stove HHrnfarf -4sH rYrar,.f-.. q
EIrh liiII tlWnehiu returned fr1rI
WnFnea burg Wedrer1Hv 10 rer1rfa ~
Nv .FahIe girw ~ thf new road from tho
near INC r"Wc ra farm NJ Uarrharf 81
very much irtereeffI fn the GOOD r.1Ir
and % trying CO. Ecf the farnsra
Co. lend their aid On irrrr4virr fb. ....s..
"i ltlch itlIl We Gays ho thinks DO rI4rr.
economical o. build rrgda than rav DON
Iurt o. easily have had fhr at... ,..-
rNhd zen yeors 49, 1a now fn fNfa
Fn0d Roads movement b. Ht..efar Do
not u 'ku0rkfr"
Tom Majors one of the crew Of mes,
workinr under Mex errihar on the ys.fts
IN ihis vicinity. had the misfortune Co.
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BY GEORGE MeNiANUs

day ''H 'hN'f-
"I I'f. Numruune
MISSES Hazel and Ida ftahfb4...b ,,....
JUS 90 friends WeIrsrdag |...rr.....
Mf. Kitty Golden aud lHIf.r.- I'd
w HshinEtnn %. g.. returned o. ra.st4un
w 'dn day for an extended visit orfth
~ parents. Mr. and Mrs Tommy Tiur.
Mrs Chambers and Miss Frnrr.s ,f.t-.
knf Wrrg visiting Wind Ridge irIerIs
Messrs WHITE. Workman Ovsr s,4
hLnfnnfu. ruf0red Co WHtrse trfr.
20. Wednesday. where they nrarrr.t
the license. which iH uecoaears urH
We now Iaw. tu run their thrfabirr an.
Str and Mrs charlie Frye and chi.
drfn .U.nf sunday with Mrs rr.,a .t..
f'r Mrs. James fnN.ff. ~ RIGA rf-t
Mr ard Mrs q o. Harsh and Mo
I.IifahffH lfaN. OF washington Ua a..
thr guests % friends here Tor d fav
MIaa fd1 Majors. ~ Mourfa.Hua "a
va. Dr. spending r. few DAYS with h.r
Fi.frr.in-Iaw. Mrs Annie Major
Harry Messenger rud f.u frfrrf-
~ Nuundaf IIIe are t8muirr no the .I
Iarahs sugar camp near hero
Niles Vida Harsh spent Tueadat urtfB
Mr. Flora Mahen.
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The reorle attending the C'hautaurua
Thuradny afternoon were treated % n
surprise In the way ~ "a musical act given
hv local talent The following fnatru-
mrrfe were used The cuuh0nium. frn-
rlmlnuhuur. concert organ chimes harm.
ncarin1 and the plano Mr. o. y C0fffs
wHnifertod that fewueramfrt and exc
rHtInu Tn OF his work which rroflisso
success IIc performed un an the ahrve
named INSTRUMENTS. assisted Iu "a vary
rrfditahle manner. hr Miss Ethel He4V
and Mr tr0rFe Eversfcin. This pro-
gram. coming Hf the end Of the REGULAR
afternoon session ~ the rhnrfarnua.
found che people quite tired but thev
we're not Glow ln showing their aurre-
citation Nr CuIliH is now preparing
Tor continued work with The ChautaTua
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teal rumblings in eastern Europe. the
aftermath of the Austrian assassina-
ton. and also In trade depression
abroad as result OF reduced borrow
Ing power of importing nations
Quick sale OF Northern Pacific of.
terings and movements in old syndi-
cate holdings OF some other bonds
marked a better turn in investment
conditions here.
steel reports were better. United
states Steels untitled order tonnage
being read in the light OF Increased
shipments. while new orders were
growing and prices advancing. Copper
statistics. however. were unfavora bic
railroad gross earnings reflect the
start OF the grain movement. which "a
expected 10 Be very heavy. Exports
movement.
The Wheeling intelligencer. [volume] (Wheeling, W. Va.) 1903-1961, 1914-07-13
HESITANCY MARKS EVERY MOVE
.:4s:.OF WALL STREET SPECTATORS

NEW YORK. July IL. - The stock
market maintained It's mood OF doubt
ana hesitation through the week IN
huenced by confusing factors. These
Mere balanced In financial. industrial
ana political affairs. The govern
ments July first crop estimates were
supplemented BY good weather con-
dNions since the date. The firm I'M
dertone 81 speculation for the GREATER
part OF the week was due mostly to
that cause. Day by day expectancy
OF the rate decision was constant
restraint
importance was attached to the
forty-fold applications for the French
loan. Applications untitled may be
said to measure the resources OF In
vestment demand for future capital
issues. The drawback was in poll
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Delinquent Taxes.

ID. l.. Pool. town sergeant Is calling
on those Who are delinquent 10 paw
their 1913 taxes The delinuusut lax.
payers however will be given 70 the
last OF this month 20 pay their taxes.
after which. II they fail 10 paw tho
dellnquents viii be subject 10 a levy
10 be made against their property for
the collection Of the back taxes
The Wheeling intelligencer. [volume] (Wheeling, W. Va.) 1903-1961, 1914-07-13

The Loveland Fire department will
loid iis meeting this evening AZ the
South Warwoof Hose house several
business matters of importance viii
come Mp FOR discussion. among which
VIII be- in regard 20 the department
holding lawn feta some time 10
wards the last ~ the month All
mernb ers Of The department are urged
10 De present
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MANNINGTON


MANNtNETON q. Va. July i2-Nr
Ralph Christy Of beaumont. fsxns. and
Miss Bessie Jones. ~ this city. we're
united in marriage by Rev g. n Good
win a. the VI. q. parsonage Thursday
afternoon az o'clock. The newly we'd
ded couple left on No. s. FOR on CITY.
ln., the home 81 the Eroom's parents.
and viii later be a. home iu beaumont.
Texas, where the groom has charge of
q rupply store for the OH We'll supply
company
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Tho rain storm which passed over
Warvood last night was a great 70
lief % the people. as the fain tended
70 cool tho atmosphere 10 some ~.
teni ne rain Was very much needed
and viii be- Of great benefit 10 ne
IN rhnn rrnna ~
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Warwood lodge NO. 6. Shield Of
Honor. will give a moonlight excur.
sion Wednesday evening on the steam
er Ohio. The boat will leave the
wharf at q O'Clock and will stop al
Martins Ferry. Wheeling. Bloch
Brothers landing and at Bcllaire on
the trip down the river and return.
The Warwood band viii furnish music
In connection with the event.
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WARWOOD
Council to Meet.

Council TO Meet
WarWood council VIII meet tO-mor-
row evening In the center Warwood
tose house. Several Important mat
teIs VIII come up Tor consideration.
among winch VIII be the proposed ad.
vance in water rates by the Ioveland
Light and Water company in South
Marwood. A committee from the
wheeling board OF trade will also ap-
pear. The committee is composed OF
J: Is. brennan, A. w. Paul. j. ID. Mer-
rlman and Walter p. Hilton.
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Clarence Witzberger of Vance ave
nue.. while climbing over new houses
under construction in warwood Sat
urday. fell from the rafters OF a new
house Just north Of his home and re-
ce,yed severe scalp wound Dr. W.
). Webb was called and dressed the
boys wound, and II is reported that
he Is getting along satisfactorily.
The Wheeling intelligencer. [volume] (Wheeling, W. Va.) 1903-1961, 1914-07-13

twilight services were held last
evening 20 1880 o'clock on the grounds
surrounding the Presbyterian church
on Twentieth street near WarWood
avenue Rev. vs. W DAY had charge
OF the service and the special music
oi the evening was rendered bv tho
choir Of the church
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The closing day - Tho rhHrfnurua.
arrfif .n p. h. fhn most pleasing of the
tra furu anrI q pleasant entertainment
both afternoon and evening rr rra
afternoon fnrV appeared aa uf4rf.a
band. followed Ur most rrf-f--,..,.
lcrfur" Dbl Mr |rHuV on "Tnafa euf
iniI1gHrhr fu the evening trev m.
pfnrfN M. Wand a orOneHtrl. and rvrrv-
NJ Bland himself gave ua several vorv
lnfcr'.iiUg numbers Dol the evening
The Wheeling intelligencer. [volume] (Wheeling, W. Va.) 1903-1961, 1914-07-13

Mre " p hamilton entertained a
party ~ % ladies' at no o'clock dinner
ln honor n Mrs co. O. MInnoU M nor
home ON Main street Yesterday. foffowed
iu The Afternoon bv sewing party
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Mt and Mrs Glenn TuIly. n
Fourth street returned homo vesfo-
day after and extended visit win
friends ~ parkereburR
Mrs. Edna Beckney. Of Pittsburgh
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bathing Bach

The Warwood bathing beach was
the center OF attraction yesterday as
many people visited the beach i'm or.
der 20 spend the day swimming and
rowing. The beach BE- becoming n
very popular place during the sum.
imer
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MITCHELL q STEVENSON. Inc.
LOCAL STOCKS.

WHEELING W Va JuIv 10 -
Inc FOLLOWING quotations on the NOR.
seuNs stocks - the Wheeling marked
mitchell a. stevenson. Inc. local LTDkers
STOCKS Par. Bld. IAskfL a
The Wheeling intelligencer. [volume] (Wheeling, W. Va.) 1903-1961, 1914-07-13

saturday morning. laborer At the
plant of the Wheeling Steel Casting
company was injured on the head by
pelhs Struck by piece OF falling tim
Der. which caused severe scalp
wound. Dr. W. \ Webb was called
and dressed the wound
The Wheeling intelligencer. [volume] (Wheeling, W. Va.) 1903-1961, 1914-07-13
wHEELrNo TRACTION coHPAHY
ExPnEss cA1 schsDuLR
Taxing Eject Juno al, leos.

PANHANDLE LINE
WHEELING AND wELLsBURo
Daily Except sunday.
wheeling wensburE
Leave
22nd street. Leave
NheelinS WellsburE
~ ~ a ma $500 - m.
s'Sc IN 1900 noon
MOUNDsvILLE LINE
WHEELING AND MOUNDSV-LLE
Daily Except sunday.
ietf Street Lava
wheeling houndsvilie
1900 a. m lao D m
3:S0 p. m
on lines having regular expre-- ser
vice. shipments weighing IN excess of
hfty pounds or LARGE bulk will not be
carried on passenger cars
ALL LiNES-Daily Except Sunday.
No shipments. except emergency ship
mentr % medicines. will be carried on
passenger cars between 900 and 6:lB
p. m
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Hazle,t's Local Stocks.

WHEELING. ". Va. July Ie. "a
The following quota'iuna or m. 49,.
sctlve stocks OF the wheeling marE.t srs
corrected daily for The IntelIlEencsr nv
building:
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HAY AND GRAIN
OIL AND GAS

The week OF development work in the
eastern fields attracted but little attent-
Ion at the beginning and showed no i'm
provement at the close Taken "a a
whole the discoveries were Of less i'm
portance than for any week since the
hrst OF the year. There were few com
pletions than has been the custom and
All located In the old districts. resulting
IN nothing better than light producers
The absence Of large wells and neW
producing territory causes a state 81
ielhArgy a. Is unusual az this time OF
lhe year Whcu conditions-havc for a
scarcity Of water In >ome parts OF West
Nirglnia-are most favorable for neil
woth few months ago operators
looked forward 10 what was tbougbt
would be the most active year of-devei-
opineut work ia the eastern fields The
90 helds would have been subjected 10
producing territory would have bcer,
.aIIied forward with greater energy
Torn as a., any , previous period In this his
ON HiDpentuck run. Union distric,
Iyler county. the Uucda OF a Gas com,
Faoy,,l ~ -, .ti itI No. on the Frank
ana has a buster on Big run H. ~
lsworth district. the Hope Natural Gas
Ef4g ~ dTiiled its test On the a
". t.luer farm through the Bir Trifir.
sand and has buster ON tTe g...-
strelm ana I'm the same district. 10
Manufacturer Light a Heat -oTp9r,,
has now drilled ita frst on a.. tIi.g
Lienasters' farm through at sands '' ana
Harrison County compi.tion.
trict. Harrison county. he Va9u., Us ~,
ON pnnN has drilled be- test on tho a
'.tIN.r IarW into The Gordon aarF
and me hole has nlIlI In Z. 500 feat yiI,
Iluld. on Ten-Mile creek In fta gss.l
oq.l.triei me same company has drilled
~ test on the G. g. uaurrff Co.
thr"ufh ne Gordon sand and has o gr-'a
,,,,.., Iroduccr. ON Little Elk creek. ne
washington gna CurIrnnv.a fauf ~, ~.
= g. IiEou farm is holding up al w
barrels day on West F0rk rIlr-
mon district. The TEfladaTuhIa rrr..r1..,.
nAs drillCd ite taef uu Tho zoo West farr1
~ y ~ tne GORDON aaod and has r show
i'r y. barrel Uumrsr
On Miracle run. Ioffeile district Mon.
HWe HIA rnunfFfHT MnuuTuIfurrr.. f|~Hs
= Heat Company hae driIIrd be- teat sr
nc y. vs. Price farm through DO f.g-fS
sand and has UrH. sH.v- 81 I'D ~
church Bora Church district vr.t,I
county. Ilfmiug a 81. have frfffrf fb...
.s-i on ID" p. Anderson form tHrlu.-t,
~ W, sem. formation ard viii have n vslv
- easscrs IN Lewis. z.
80. F.l. IiU. ir'lunu.a Creek -
trtct. lewis county ffr Hone NafYrof
- r. .l.lant Doe completed tsst an
err in fln N1fnr a1u. Do frs conc .f...
tflcf and un The eHrIH stream de- f.ttl..
arlpnia Company haH drilled be- fl-f an
I pf va 80 Eg s13 l.rm tlrguen tre Hir
me Same district fhe ftas.r,s al. CON-
Liff hfH completed ri fraf on the IA D
rfasurn farm ard hos IIaft rassa- b.
VIZ t'..n .Hnn IN' came company Haa
ana hqe rHessr In fFa aaus f.rrr4tI.r
in Court House district tho Tf.r. Naf
hfA. Fns COMPANY hoe drilled bee flaf
90 1"e }. D. te'us"n farm tbrnuah sII
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Baron Local Stock.

WHEELING. W Va. July r. IL
1hs following quotations on the mo-
active stocks % she Whscling marked
sc corrected daily Tor the fntelllgeucer
~ Geo. vs.. Baron. local broker, and a
* Mafshah. manager bond department.
The Wheeling intelligencer. [volume] (Wheeling, W. Va.) 1903-1961, 1914-07-13

Fresh Cows. ext per I'd. 50 OOa7O 90
! re-h cows. common TO fair2S 90 y 40 %
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Fidelity Local Stocks.
WHEELING. w Va. July T"-'l4
Corrected oaiIy for the Intsllirrnesr
~ the Fidelity Investment Assoets ian
Stocks lPsr BIa !A.kII.
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Miss Sarah rr0Har1son who has bss,
fhs guest ~ Ni.a Name Charlton. ieff
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lPsr.l BIa. lAsk.lL.. q
Wheeling Live Stocks.

90 Transfer books close July toth
Tor % cash divIdend payahIe ~ 1Eth
The Tucumcari news and Tucumcari times. [volume] (Tucumcari, N.M.) 1907-1921, 1914-07-02
THE NEW FABLE OF THE LIFE OF
THE PARTY.

One Nlbut " complimentary bluner
was given TO a Captain OF Industry
by some Friends looking for orders.
The Chairman OF the Arrangements
Committee was a popular Wine.Push.
er, consequently the volunteer Search
Parties were out for Three Days after.
gathering up the Dead.
Along about 10: 80. when every Per
feet Gentleman was neatly Stewed and
each Chandelier was doing n sinuous
Salome in time with the Hungarian
Orchestra. n Man connected with the
Jobbing Trade got up to say q Few
Words.
lie was keyed % Concert Pitch and
the Audience wa Piped and all the
old sure.fre Bokum OF q Sentimental
Nature simply Killed them IN their
Seats.
When he Concluded. the hilarious
Bun Brothers, with the mussed.up
Hair and the twisted Shirt Bosoms.
arose to their Feet and waved Nap
kins and gave the Orator what he de.
scribed to his Wife at 2 A. NJ. as A
Novation.
Another Good man was spoiled.
After Herman made this goshawful
Hit with the Souses no became con.
vinced that he was an After-Dlnner
Wit.
Gus Thomas and Simeon Ford had
nothing on him.
Whenever he found himself seated
at n Table with other People and Food
being served he began to suck Loz.
enges and classify his Anecdotes ard
try TO appear Unconcerned.
All the time he was simply waiting
for the Main Fun to come up from be-
hind the Chrysanthemums and say.
I'VE have with us this evening"
Then for the quiet Introduction, lead
ing UP TO the sparkling Mot and the
Tremolo Stop pulled all the Way out
or the Pathos and n couple OF Depews
TO put them In a Good Humor. con.
Guiding with a II Sodermic OF Hot
Mush.
II the Bunch sat back and refused to
Fall for tho Wartime Favorites he
would console himself by telling
around that he was up against the
Low.Brows.
He knew that he was a Dinger, be-
cause he remembered how the Mag
pifcent Assemblage stood and cheered
him for FIVE Minutes.
Therefore his Voice sounded to him
a good deal like the Boston Symphony
Orchestra playing Rubinstein's Melody
In +.
Whenever People sat down In front
OF the decorative Canape Caviar and
got ready 10 endure the Horrors OF
another Hotel Gorge. they would glance
across the Snowy Expanse OF White.
dotted with plump California Olives
and cold. ~unfeeling Celery. and seeing
Herman seated opposite. would 70
mark. "~stung!"
He could not have been kept In his
Chair with q Ton OF Coal In each Tail
Pocket.
And II The Ladies' were present that
was where he worked In the Bird
Calls and ordered out tho Twinkling
Stars.
According TO the Expectation Tables
OF the Insurance Actuaries. probably
he will Stick Around for 80 years
more and never find out that he Is Q
Pest.
MORAL~Those who bemoan the
Decline OF Oratory should remember
that Oratory never was known TO Dc
cline.
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Entranelna Bird Melody.

had dropped in at n OF our big
downtown grocery stores 10 buy the
makings OF a Welsh bunny when l
heard from a gilded cage In tho win
dow the sweetest bird song In the
world. ! was reminded OF all Words
worth and Shelley had written about
skylarks. The liquid melody rippled
and trilled from M small throat as
II the little captive was singing praises
to the morning sun instead OF to the
grapefruit piled 30 fragrantly on the
counter. The tiny warbler was GER
tainly throwing his whole soul into
the song. II conjured up visions OF
shady forests and VI leafy glades.
There was a certain tropical warmth
In the lyric that was new.
What a remarkable canaryl" ] OBJ
served &c the proprietor.
"oh. that isn't a canary" he replied
IT'S an Indian thrush"
Kipling has described the music OF
the Indian thrush. whose song is the
rarest OF all tropical bird songs. Few
OF US In this climate. however. have
had the exquisite pleasure OF listening
to such a madrigal-ChtNAEo Intay
Ocean.
The Tucumcari news and Tucumcari times. [volume] (Tucumcari, N.M.) 1907-1921, 1914-07-02

per. settled down TO a Thirty
Years War with all OF the Attendant
Horrors.
The only time the Dove OF Peace
really Lit was when they had Com.
rany.
Then they would Dear each other
until the Premises became Sticky and
she would even coax up a Ripple OF
Fake Laughter when he pulled some
Wheeze that used TO 90 Great the Year
they were engaged. But the Moment
the last Guest closed the Front Door
the Dove OF Peace would beat II and
another domestic Gettysburg would
drive the Servants TO Cover.
After this had been going on for sew.
eral Seasons he happened to get hold
OF n Powerful Work written by a Pop
ular Novelist (Cnmarrled), who made
q psychological Dissection OF n Won.
ans Soul and then preached n Funeral
Sermon over the Dead Love that once
blossomed In the Heart Of the Hero
Inc.
After he read this Tragedy OF flick.
cred Romance he felt like q Pup.
lie perceived that he had been In
the Wrong.
The Novelist taught him that his
Cue was to bear with the Weaker Yes,
sci and to keep tho I~loneysuckle Of
True Affection pruned and watered by
Devotion and Sacrifice.
Therefore. he made one large Vow
to cut out the Rough Stun.
Next Morning when the Queen o.
the Amazons put on her Paint hnC
Feathers and began to beat tho bis
Val Drum there VAS Nothing Doing
lie refused TO enter the blood
stained Arena and when she came aft
er him he fell over and took th'
Count before a Punch had been de
livered.
Before starting for the Once HI
Kissed her a couple OF times and gave
her some Massage Treatment arount
the Shoulder Blades and called he
"Toots"-a Term OF Endearnent whicl
bad been rusting on the Shelf eve
since they used II at Niagara Falls.
She was so daEed by this Reversa
OF Form that she peeked from tn
Front Window and watched him clea
to the Corner. convinced that he wa
on his way to meet Another Woman.
lie came homo that Evening with
Jar OF Candied Nuts and when Mri
Simon LeGee demanded the Name o
the Hussy he simply pulled n Year,