The Parker post., 1914-06-13
LIGHT ON A PROBLEM
BY EVELYN HOGE.

with deep sorrow in his tones, that
you are a suffragette!"
In spite of his protest young Clek-
ky's voice limited that he didn't care
in the least what she told him, just so
long as she continued to direct her
conversation at him. In this sentiment
young Clekky would have been joined
by any man who had chanced to be in
his place, which was next to fasc1-
mating pink and white, large eyed dl-
vinity of eighteen, with sense enough
to act as though she did not know
that she was adorable.
Indeed, | ami" insisted Miss Flu
mey Indignantly. Everybody is now
adays. And you can't imagine the fun
we have at the meetings or at the
luncheons the girls get up! At mine
I'm going to have cream of mush-
room"
why are you suffragette?" per
sisted the shocked young Clekky
Whats the use? Haven't you always
got everything you wanted on earth,
anyhow, just by looking as though you
wanted it?"
"W-e-ell," admitted Miss Flumey
dimpling. Then she looked stern. Il
am not thinking of myself" she said.
Suppose" went on Miss Flumey
that / was a poor woman with six
children and drunken husband, who
didn't earn a cent and came home
only to beat me and take away the
money | had earned over the washtub
wouldn't it be splendid to have a law
that would do something perfectly aW-
full to him and let me keep my money?
That's what we are working fort"
Il should think such a law would be
a good thing" agreed young Clekky
with enthusiasm. ANY money you
earned over the washtub ought to be
sframed and hung on the wall-only, |
suppose, you would have to spend it
for potatoes and cabbage and things
for the six hungry children. That's
the trouble with money-when you
want to buy all the orchids in the shop
for girl you have TO go and pay the
tailor Or your laundry bill. Oh, know
you were using that merely as an eX
ample! But I think it is very com
mendable of you, really!"
"Your voice doesn't sound So" pro-
tested Miss Flumey, obviously You'll
see how it will be when women vote
Things will be very different"
1--WE not the least doubt of it,"
q
tics was the only conversational topic
in which bunch of men could gambol
untagged and unmatched. Women
knew something about everything else
and l suppose that's why they couldn't
bear to leave politics alone. What's
the referendum and the recall?"
THAT hasn't anything to do with
suffrage" said Miss Flumay, agilely
You're like all men. l5u want to
keep us down and in the dark"
"Never!" said young Clekky. eff l
had anything to say about it I'd put
you on pedestal and show you Off
and be proud of you! Do you know,
you remind me so much Of"
You haven't studied the question"
interrupted Miss Flumey with some
degree of haste.
Yes, have!" said young Clekky,
firmly. You'd be surprised to know
the hours I've spent studying woman
She"
Il think" interrupted Miss Flumey
that we are talking on entirely diff
ferent subjects!"
Not at ALL" said young Clekky.
"You can't understand woman suffrage
II you don't understand woman, can
you? Tell me what you are going to
do after you have attended to the
drunken husband with the yearnings
for washtub earnings ?"
Il know you're making fun of met"
said Miss Flumey, with little frown
oh, we're going to do lots of things.
We're going to pass law making
smoking illegal and regulating the full.
ness of trousers, to say nothing OF
sabollshing clubs entirely and turning
all golf links into picnic grounds. Then
We shall set business hours from a.
m. till p. m, with only twenty min.
Ueco AOl lulCueOu, because you men
waste so much time. Also we are
certainly going to tax bachelors half
their incomes"
You don't need that" insisted
young Clekky. There won't be anv
bachelors when they get a good look
at you! I don't suppose the other girls
can be like you, but they must be
faint limitations, and if there are any
men left over they will go and beat
their brain out against the first con-
Ven1ent stone wall. That's what your
sufragetting and upsetting men is 60
ing to accomplish! Come, now-what
led you to be one?"
"W-e-ll,' said Miss Flumey. cit
you don't play auction bridge ana
aren't a suffragette there isn't a sin.
gle thing to do, because you don't get
asked anywhere! But, truly, | believe
In women having the vote!"
My dear child" said young Clekky
with all the benevolence of his twenty
two years, Il believe in their havine
any old thing they please-because if
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