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The Madison daily leader. [volume] (Madison, S.D.) 1890-current, 1914-10-09
Dizzy Head, Tluttsr1ng Heart, Floating
Sp0ckD.

These are signs of kidney and bladder
trouble. You'll nave headaches too,
backaches and be tired all over. Don't
wait longer, but take Foley Kidney Pills
at once. Your miserable sick feeling
will be gone You will sleep well, eat
well and grow strong and active again.
Try them. For sale by all druggists.
St. Paul tidende. [volume] (St. Paul, Minn.) 1902-1928, 1914-07-31
SIDE a1noer gsutioens arige.

SIDE lu1oer gsutioens arige. 81
tltotionen i europa er, efer alt at
bgn1me, Dberlt alporlig. 8alfan=
balpgei1 bar alti6 bpret ct 9oiItens
9gble 1nellern storn1agter1e, %
Der er altib finIpgt bnnget oper, at
Ben enc lite faar set ringeite gor-
tri,, Ser fremfor Sc an6re eller |
.al Gnlo life 1l6en at bisie pna n11-
ben Wdnn6e fon1penieres berfor.
&pis MI giterrig for Mpor bill nm
oerfue serbien bDab alt tpber
pon Tan @uslm1o llntuligt 1e roe
ligt berpan, % oe11ne Mugts SS1tto-
blonbing / @ngen biI eieMiffelig
f6re til Mobl1iieringsorore ferIt |
9piflot1b, bern9lf ! 5ranfrig og
ion er Spillet gaae1oe. Sc 1rGr<
n1eite Doge bill bic, ON Muslaa6
Dtl 1or1fGo at at0Rrge Deroenstr1=
gen eller Ell.
ct. 8etersbnrg, BEN 80. Suli
.(al. 2 Morgen). &enbeo en- Ml-
lion ruSiiife. Eropper er beor6ret
til Sen ierbiife @renie. Stor 9gng-
itele % 9raplbeo beriter i n4Ie
gnropas 6obebit9ber. 9DiHanb
forbere6er Ell Mobiliiering al fine
Sropper. 8elgrub bleb bon1boroe<
ret I Gns0ags og belat ali dterrig-
ife 9ropper. gerberne bar prpngt
Broe1t 11ellent Sernlio % 8elgnn0.
8elgien bar i Mften mobiliieret en-
stprfe poa 100000 Ma11o. On al-
1nin6elig @rig ipnes M, at bore
ul1n6gnaelig.
St. Paul tidende. [volume] (St. Paul, Minn.) 1902-1928, 1914-07-31
]Hnlat.nft.

Gnglambs @egierins bnr beluttet
at bpgge beie befpite0e 9oorne
ru1t6t 2an6ets apiter lon1 6oribar
moo 2nftFibe. gngla11b er 1te1tlig
lige iaa bange for tDite 9aftifibe
ionn SDiflano for engeIife Dreuo-
1rougbts. S19r itnl Der bpgges
s1pol,ee 9norae rlatot Gloaoeitatio
11erne. 8
St. Paul tidende. [volume] (St. Paul, Minn.) 1902-1928, 1914-07-31

og 9feiten af geien Hgger nrellem
ct. 2ol1is og Hittsb1rg.
81. Saliafepis Glarf / oe 6or-
5taters 5u1robeos osoeportenent tnlte
paa &o1rbetttione11, fon1 bolbtes
Nooilon, @is., i forrige l1ge al
Gbeferne for @ln6be6sfor foru1isiio-
nerne State11 ON sen furlige Dien.
|ipgoom, fotn faloes Eraebo,11o. Dr.
Glarf bar ihloeret oe1ne SDgoon1
% Mar Den er tenrmelig aln1in=
6elig bln1tot ssSnointlerne i 8isco11.
fin og Minneioto og blunot SDioe
8iergegnene / aentl1cfp, girginio
og @eit @irginia.
uDe11ne SDgbon1 er 9lore e,1b
!ariftenoontmen; Iigefom Eeringen
er ben alminoeIig / ollie 2n110e %
er MI mere farlig e11b aoppfrne, !"
ingoe Dr. Glorf. @alr beI1h ii
|sl5oreorog 1ne0 aiill cher nilte
Spg0onrmens Garf1t, og bnorle0es
oe11 foroaria9er fuloltplrotg Blinb-
beo. San fortalte, at 1874 8rocent
af be SS11Oionere, fon1 / Mi11nelota
li6er al Sracbona, bar liot Sfabe
paa 5D1tet. slf oe 1886 SS1t6ia-
mere, JONI er blebet lttr6eripgt !
Mintelota, bab6e Is Broce1tt 9ra-
cbon1a.
Sra Nome, Alolfn berettes:
5ol6futteren u8ear" affeilebe for
nplig til Moroisbabet 1ne0 8rmr.
gellz2en fom e11oeligt 8eitenlmeI-
iesiteo. Som 8usiager 11rebfulgte
a&optain 9fobert @nrtleH, 6ereren
at uanrlnf" at Stefonsfoms Gfspe-
oitio1r, Der lor1 befie1p1t i @inter
fornlpffe6e I ssSie11. Sc IA 6ni6e
og 4 gffi1roer, ion1 reooeoe Jig fra
Sfibbr1oet, tog lin Silflugt pa
8rangeusgen / Nor6elt for Sibt-
rien, og ou oeres 2epnetsanioler
11gppe itreffer til l9ngere emo a1b !
Altgpllt Moa1re6, baaber n1nr1 at
fn11ne 1au fre1n n1e6 u8eur" til BEN
8ib. Ssssforbolbene bnabe langs ben
lbiriTe og Sen amerifa,ife @pit
iful forreiten bore l1iR6ba1lig bm1z
ifelige. Gol6fatteren ifal unlebe
ollie @egieri1tgsitotio1er pna Deie1
1rorooper og ne11tes til 8oirt 8ar-
rom ont en- tolb Duges 9i6. Sra
bette Hu1rft i9ttes faa &1rien beit-
oper i1lo / Sien til @rangellsge
Nte,u Oorf. ggillinnt 8ornes, ben
repubIitn,pife @tatsfon1ites 6or-
n1anb, pplpite, at ban bdo6e paa-
lngt fin Sngferer at nrrlmgge SIT
i11rieiegsnoal moo 8beo6ore Moofe-
belt pnn @rl1no al oeru1es l1molel-
fer, ibet ban at1greb @nr11es % n1t.
befnlebe &orbeD 8. &i1ma1ts @m1-
6ioat1,r for ben repnblitunite Mo-
t1ination til @l1Derner.
Goofebelt banbe erfaret, al Cog
.fgrere1t, ssSon,es, g. 3. SSpi,1s, pur
freiit fra Netp Dorf n1eo Ropi af
&lagert % gop bm1t e11 biertelig
eootagelle pou StMioner1 i Dpiter
@nD. 9foofebeIt bsb bnn i,1o og
tog inroo Bopirer1,e lloen at fige et
ArD.
ssfsIge Mr. SDins ,totalte gr.
8onres, "a bon gie,nlemlaite gapi.
Irerne i Nen gorf::
Scr. @ooiebdt gioroe ifior 10.
get, Sar.er iielooe,lt, Sd ban o,1Ioeoe
anilariefoe mob ell aaeoofter pai-
Iebiool, ion foIote Idln en Drliiell.
St. Paul tidende. [volume] (St. Paul, Minn.) 1902-1928, 1914-07-31

QEfferrefmiffoetf MN Ny}nfnef f1nn
set giterriqIte aro1fplqerpor tom
for oe fleite iou ct 2pn fro fla1
5tmmel, oe tat'' en- bioite ! 5or'
eelen selleo oe1neo <aa1s zen 1nnnlt
Con- .@amr gea' ,,,a,r ,,sS a', afsa,,+r;a 80 ~,
St. Paul tidende. [volume] (St. Paul, Minn.) 1902-1928, 1914-07-31

&apmonb 9soineare, SEN frotrlfe
&epublifs Brn1i6ent, opgap Sen 27
Sult fit poat911fte 8eigg til &ig.
benbabn paa @r1tnb of 6en frtttife
europeilfe gitnatio1.
9r9iioe1tt Noincare fe1t6te fel=
gen6e Telegram til &ongen af Dn1=
marf:
r8egibenbe6ernes glIpor pnaIag.
De mig 0en Hligt nt pe116e lige TIL
boge til 1rm1frig, bborbe11 ieg er
blepen ful6t AT Mintitrene, Der ct
Gulfe1neningens Jortolfere.
st lignet16e Gelegrmn blep al
Erpiioent 4otncore afSen6t til Song
9aaton al 9eorge.
Gn Sammenligning mellern be
fbrite Jlaaber pifer, at grglnlrb
itabig er 1t9rfere emo 6e to rnlt.
fommenoe tilfmrumen. Den 15oe
Mai / Mur iful6e Torboloet efter
Cons bore felge1tbe:: g1,glnrb
2,205,04 Cons, og UNDER 8pgnine
593, ,42O; 9pif1onb 1,Ot9,417, oa
unber 8pgnirg 325,988; be Sor.
gtuter 9O9,780 og 228, $50; Grnnh-
rig 731,190 og 346,190; Sapan
558,560 og 182,150; Stalietr 4O2,-
40 o9 202, $40; M11sln1r6 327 $50
og 429,170; 9iterrig- -l1ngarn 249,-
$50 og 156,O0. Set freangnor 81.
a. beraf, at 91usla1lo gier fig itore
Anltrengeler for at inobinbe fiji
gnnle @Ia6s.
St. Paul tidende. [volume] (St. Paul, Minn.) 1902-1928, 1914-07-31
6u1l1l1tt1satatrr11r.

bolt Seq fslger bore set Gfsem.
pei, JONI bm1 iatte."
aloeen forlaneer $4,000 ST.
ltat,rinq.
St. Paul tidende. [volume] (St. Paul, Minn.) 1902-1928, 1914-07-31

Gn ao1nite ira Sllinois, beftoo-
enoe al 5erfator 9eiels Ssyuld, George
g. Milio1l % Donpt1rer @enrp Meil,
bor operrdfet @aibington be0 at
oponge, at en- IA Mnr ganulel Gut
Marles Berrp, 6ibe Oats, So, al.
ioner en- fem Aars 5trnf ben la-
tionale 9pangsifole / @aoe1sburg,
M6, for at bape ifioulet ct to Gts.
6ir1n9rfe.
9amperen rSoe Gouler" fal
iettes / @nng fra @itsba1rg ben
lRngite 6loorl1te, fom finoes fro
1oillingbDerne oper ct. 9ol1is neb
ober Dbioflooen og op ober Mts-
|iiSlippiflo6en og tilbaye igier1 font
me Sci. @ele Gure1t oil tage en-
Moaneo. 9lfitan1ben er oa11fring
1900 Mil, eller 1roget oper 5000
|fren1 og tilbnge. Sra st. 2onis til
gpilltngbperne er on1trer1t 500 MiI
og Gelten af Geien ligger n1ellem
ct. 2ol1is og 8ittsba1rg
The Meridian times. (Meridian, Idaho) 1909-1938, 1914-07-17

prepared by the United States Depart
ment Of Agr!culture)
In the summer OF 1910 the depart
ment OF agriculture purchased farm
OF ATS acres at Beltsville, Maryland,
which Is about twelve miles from the
city OF Washington, to be used for
experimental work in animal breeding
and feeding, and related subjects.
About 1870 acres OF this are devoted
to dairy interests, and the remainder
(of which about 95 acres are timber
land) to other branches of animal hus-
bandry.
On this farm many problems OF
economic Importance to the public.
and particularly to the agricultural
public, are given much attention. The
farm work is done largely by mares,
some Of which are purebred Percher-
ons, and the other grades. These
mares are bred 10 Percheron stall
lion, and therefore not only earn their
living by the farm work they do, but
in addition produce foals. In the sum-
mer OF 1913 the imported Percheron
stallion Isolant 65O96 f7ss59l was pur-
chased by the department He is .
The Meridian times. (Meridian, Idaho) 1909-1938, 1914-07-17
Common Doe and Her Kid. Sired by
Toggenberg Buck.

large, black stallion. compact and well
muscled, standing Ii hands in height
and weighing more than ton.
During the fail of 1912, 20 weanling
horse foals and 90 Beanling mule foals
were purchased for the purpose OF de-
termining the comparative costs Of
raising these under farm conditions
from the time OF weaving until they
are old enough for work purposes. a
careful record is being kept OF all
costs, including that Of breaking. and
full credit will be given to the animals
for the amount of work done BY them
1t is expected that the test will be
closed in 1915. when al Of the ami
mails viii be old enough for work pur-
poses.
There is on the farm a flock Of the
Barbados wooIless sheep. These sheep
are very prolific. commonly having
three and occasionally four lambs az
The Meridian times. (Meridian, Idaho) 1909-1938, 1914-07-17
TAIL PROVED GOOD EVIDENCE
Fitted In It's Proper place It Proved
conciusively Who Was the Owner
Of Disputed Pet.

Two inches OF the severed tail OF .
dog was responsible for restoring FL
Japonis, white bull pup. to his mis-
tress, Margarita yaldespino of FL Paso,
Tex, recently. She was the plaintiff
in a sequestration suit filed in Judge
McClintock's court.
Here's our evidence in the case,
your honor" said the attorney repre-
senting the plaintiff. unwrapping sec
ton of the tail of dog and handing
it to Judge McClintock.
THE court finds" said Judge Nc
Clintock. holding the severed member
aloft, that this Is part of dogs
tail. The question TO be decided y
what dog belongs to it."
ITO FL Japonis." exclaimed the
plaintiff
In order to give him the appearance
of real thoroughbred two inches had
been clipped from the animals tail,
The severed part had been preserved
Judge McClintock scratched his head.
In order to decide this question.
he said, Il believe we ought to see
that the tail fits the dog" The at
torney passed the judge the bull pup.
1T just fits" said the judge. apply
ing the severed part of the tail to that
which was left on the dog. Il hold
that the plaintiff has produced conclu'
sive proof as to ownership"
The Meridian times. (Meridian, Idaho) 1909-1938, 1914-07-17
The New Fable Of she GaIIopina Pill.
grim Who Tried to Sit Down
by the Nayside.

A certain affiuent Bachelor hap
pened to be the only Grandson of
rugged Early Settler who wore Coon
Skin Cap and drank Corn Juice out Of
Jug. Away back in the Days when
every Poor Man had Bacon in the
Smoke House, this Pioneer had been
soaked in Trade and found himself
loaded up with Swamp Subdivision
in the Edge Of Town.
Fifty years later the City had
spread two miles beyond the Swamp
and Grandson was submerged beneath
so much Unearned Increment that he
began to speak with what sounded to
him like an English Accent and his
Shirts were ordered from Paris.
On the 1st of every Month the
Agents would crawl into the Presence
of the Grandson OF the mighty Musk
rat Hunter and dump before him a
Wagonload of Paper Money which had
been snatched away from the strug-
Cling Shop-Keepers, who in turn, had
wheedled it from the People who paid
a Nickel apiece for Sunday Papers SO
as to look at the Pictures of the Deco
rations in the Supper Room at the As
sembly Ball grnced by the Presence of
the aforesaid Bachelor whose Grand
father had lifted the original Catfish
out of the Chicago River.
Then the Representative of the Old
Family would take Garden Rake and
pattern all this hateful Currency into
a neat mound, after which milk-fed
Secretary would iron it out and disin'
feet it and sprinkle it with Lilac Wa
ter and tie 1t into artistic Packets
using Old Gold Ribbon.
After that, it was Hard Lines for the
Bachelor, because he had to sit by 9
Window at the Club and dope out
some new Way Of getting all thai
Coin back into Circulation.
AS a result of these Herculean Ell
| forts to yaporize his Income. he found
himself at the age of 40 afflicted witt
Social Gastritis. He had gorged him
self with the Pleasures OF this Worlt
until the sight Of Menu Card gav'
him the Willies and the mere mention
of Musical Comedy would cause hin
| to break down and Cry like Child.
| He had crossed the Atlantic so Otter
that he no longer wished to sit at tn
Captains Table. He had rolled Their
The Meridian times. (Meridian, Idaho) 1909-1938, 1914-07-17

high at Monte Carlo and watched the
Durbar at Delhi and taken Tea on the
Terrace at Shepherds in Cairo and
rickshawed through Japan and ridden
the surf in Honolulu, while his Name
was a Household Word among the
Barmaids of the Ice Palace in London.
otherwise known as the Savoy.
Occasionally he would return to his
provincial Home to raise the Rents on
the Shop-Keepers and give out an In
terview criticizing the New School of
Politicians for trifiing with Vested In
terests and seeking to disturb Existing
conditions.
Any time his Rake-Off was reduced
from $40 a Minute to s9sS he would
let out Howl like Prairie Wolf and
call upon Mortimer. his Man. for Sym
pathy.
After Twenty Years of getting up at
| Twilight to throw aside the Pyjamas
and take a Tub and ease himself into
| the Costume made famous by John
Drew, the Routine of buying Golden
Pheasants and Special Cuvee Vintages
for almost-Ladies, preserved by Ben.
zoate Of Soda and other Chemical
Mysteries, began to lose its Sharp
zest.
Il other Words, Ee vas All In.
He was Track-Sore and Blase and
sore as Crab and full of ongwas. He
had played the whole String and found
there was nothing to il and now he
was ready to retire to Monastery and
wear a Gunny-Sack Smoking Jacket
and live on Spinach.
The vanities OF the Night-world had
got on his nerves at last. Instead OF
sitting Feet away from an Imported
Orchestra at 2 A. NJ. and haunting his
The Meridian times. (Meridian, Idaho) 1909-1938, 1914-07-17
WRONG BREAKFAST.
Change Gave Rugged Health.

Many persons think that for
strength, they must begin the day
with a breakfast OF meat ard other
heavy foods. This is mistake as
anyone can easily discover for him
self.
a w. Va. carpenters experience
may benefit others. He writes:
Il used to be 8 very heavy break
fast eater but finally Indigestion
caused me such distress, l became
afraid to eat anything.
My wife suggested q trial OF Grape
Nuts and as l had TO eat something
9r starve, l concluded 10 take her
advice. She fixed me up dish and
remarked at the time that the quail
lty was all right. but the quantity was
TOO SMALL wanted 3 saucerful
But she said 3 small amount OF
Irape-Nuts went long way and that
I must eat it according TO directions
80 | started in with Grape-Nuts and
cream. two soft boiled eggs and some
srisp toast for breakfast
4 cut out meats and lot OF other
stun had been used to eating all
ny life and was gratiie6 70 see that
[ was getting better right along. l
concluded had struck the right thing
ana stuck to il l had not only been
eating improper food. but too much.
II was working 81 the carpenters
.rade at that time and thought that
unless I had 8 hearty breakfast with
plenty Of meat, I would play out BE-
lore dinner. But after q few days or
my new breakfast l found | could
80 more work. felt better in every
way, and row an not bothered with
Indigestion
Name given by Postum Co, Battle
Greek, Mich Read The Road TO Well
vile. in pigs. There's Reason.
Ever read the above fetterf A new
use appears frem time 10 time fhey
re genuine. trae. and fuu OF human
. ASS<Ak.
The Meridian times. (Meridian, Idaho) 1909-1938, 1914-07-17

able the skins from such crosses win
be in this country.
In connection with the two expert
ments mentioned. about 100 head Of
ewes are kept. A roomy and eonye-
niently arranged barn for housing
sheep and goats has just been com
pleted and will render It possible TO
test methods OF winter feeding OF hot
house lambs and breeding ewes. Dur
ing summer months the sheep are car
ried upon succession OF forage crops
with q view 10 determining the best
plans OF planting and grazing forage
crops in eastern states.
For the past few years there has
been great interest in the mich goat
which has often been hailed as the
poor mans COW. Today, however,
goats in this country which are good
mixers sell for as much as the aver
age dairy COW. On the continent Of
Europe, particularly Switzerland,
breeds Of goats which are heavy milk
ers have been developed. but on &C
count OF the prevalence OF animal d.
seases in continental Europe their In.
portation is prohibited. In order TO de-
| termine the value OF the mich goat
blood in crossing on our native stock.
a flock OF common does was obtained,
I and these were bred 10 Saanen and
I Toggenburg bucks. Milk records were
kept Of the native does, and such rec
4 ords will be kept Of the half-bred does,
| in order to obtain a comparison.
| A herd OF hogs is maintained for
the purpose Of studying breeding and
/ feeding problems. 4 modern. sanitary
house has been built, and equipped
for conducting this work There are
also number Of small portable house:
with sufficient space for sow and lit
ter or two or three mature pigs.
At the farm house there is also {
laboratory for the study or breeding
questions. There are usually abou
Loco guinea pigs on hand, represent
ing 80 families. The effects Of in
breeding are being studied as the re
suits from such Investigations will
guinea pigs throw light upon princi
pies that operate IN larger animals.
Results that suggest the existence
OF laws OF inheritance IN these small
animals can be tested out on large
animals. By using guinea pigs grea
saving in time is effected. It is possi
BILE 70 secure three generations in
year. thus showing the effects OF an
special method OF breeding in fraC
ton OF the time needed with sheep 0
cattle and at much smaller expense.
. The poultry on the farm is locate
The Meridian times. (Meridian, Idaho) 1909-1938, 1914-07-17

in and on the edge of beautiful oak
grove, which furnishes ideal shade and
range for the fowls. and especially
for the young chickens. The equip
ment consists OF one long breeding
house. is by los feet. attached 10 q
feed house containing an ONCE and
laboratory, the basement OF which IS
fitted up as an incubator cellar. Most
of the poultry houses are Of the colony
type, and are built on runners SO that
they may easily be moved onto fresh
ground The front OF the long house
contains large muslin curtains for ven
tilation and glass doors for light when
the curtains are closed Lamp incu-
bators and small outdoor breeders ars
used in Matching and rearing the
stock. while many of the chickens are
reared under hens
The stock consists Of selected fowls
of the following varieties: Barred Ply
mouth Rock. White Wyando,te. Rhode
Island Red, Single Comb White Leg.
horn and Bun orpington. with few
White Plymouth Rocks, Sun Leghorcs
and Dorkings. The foundation stock
was secured from some OF the best
poultry breeders in this country, and
is being kept up to high standard OF
excellence, both from exhibition and
utility standpoiEts-
The Meridian times. (Meridian, Idaho) 1909-1938, 1914-07-17

birth. They viii also conceive at any
tirle of the year. Barbados ewes are
being graded up by the use OF pure
bred Southdown rams and selections
are determined mainly by the prolii-
cacy and frequency OF lambing. with
view to producing good mutton eonfor-
nation with ability TO breed early for
winter lambs. The Barbados have
also been crossed with Merinos. The
great difference IN the feeees and
breeding habits Of the Barbados and
re Southdown and Merino yields very
VII .ble material in the crossbreds
al their offspring for studying the
II amer OF inheritance OF wool and
b eeding characteristics.
Another industry attracting consid-
q able attention is that OF the prodac-
ion OF Persian lamb skins, which are
the product Of the young OF the Kara
I.ule or Arbi sheep which are native
10 Russian Turkestan. The industry
In this country is in its infancy and
here is great need Of more informa-
lion regarding it. The department In
its work at the farm is crossing q
Earakule ram on Cotswold, Leicester,
Cheviat snd Lincoln ewes, and has
also made crosses on Barbados ewes.
This work has not been carried far
enough to determine Just how yalu-
The Meridian times. (Meridian, Idaho) 1909-1938, 1914-07-17

81
GEORGE:
AIf5s
1a~>sso.,r ..ca1R ara
IN
SLANG
oae1ef0a7 y 6ececE ACE

poor old Alimentary System with Sea
Food, he began to prefer to take 10
Grain Sleeping Powder and fan back
in the Alfalfa.
About Noon the next Day ne would
come up for Air. and In order to kill
the rest OF the Day he would have tc
hunt up a Game Of Auction Bridge
with three or four other equity old
Mavericks.
When the Cartons begin TO burn low
In the sputtering Arc Lights along the
Boulevard OF Pleasure and the Night
Wind cuts like Chisel and the
Reyeler finds his bright crimson Bran.
nigan slowly dissolying itself into a
Helva Headache, there Is but one
thing for Wise Ike to do and that IL
to Chop on the Festivities and beat 1t
to Rest Cure
That is just what the well-hxed
Bachelor decided to de.
He resolved to Marry and get away
from the Bright Lights and lie down
somewhere in a quilted Dressing Gown
and pair OF Soft Slippers and devote
the remainder OF his Life to grand
cleanup Of the Works Of Arnold Ben.
nett.
He selected a well-seasoned Senorita
who was still young enough to show
| to your Men Friends but old enough to
cut out all the prevalent Mushgush
about the Irish Drama and Norwegian
| Art and Buddhism and true Symbolism
OF Russian Dancing.
Best OF all. she had a spotless Renu
/ tation, holding herself down TO one
Bronx at Time and always going be
hind a Screen TO do her Inhaling.
They were Married according TO the
\ new Ceremonies devised by the Ring
ling Brothers. As they rode away tc
! their Future Home, the old Stages
leaned back in the Limousine and
said: AT last the Bird has Lit I an
going to put on the Simple Life fol
an Indefinite Run. have played ths
Hoop-La Game to a Standstill, SO it !:
me for a Haven Of Rest"
AS soon as they were safely in theil
own Apartments, the beautiful Bridt
began to do Flip Flops and screech TO
Joy.
AT last / have a License to Gu
loose!" she exclaimed. For years
have hankered and honed to be Dea'
Game and back Excitement right OF
! the Boards, but every time / pulled
J Caper the stern-faced Mater would b
at Elbow, saying: Nix on the Aero
battles or you'll lose your Number
Now I'm a regular honest-to-goodnes
Married Woman and don't recognize
any Limit except the Skyline.
grabbed you because knew you ha
been to all the Places that Keep Ope
and could frame up new Jambore
every day in the Year. I'm going I
pillow an eight-foot Furrow across FL
rope and Dine foreyermore at Swe
I Joints where famous Show Girls pas
so close to your Table that you ca
almost reach out and Touch then
I'm going to Travel twelve months e
cry Year and do all the Stunts know
4 to the most imbecile Globe-Trotters
A few Weeks after that, Haggar
Il Man with tattered Coat-Tails vas see
4 going over the old familiar Jumps.
MORAL: Those who Marry TO E
] cape something usually find Somethir
Else.