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South Bend news-times. (South Bend, Ind.) 1913-1938, 1914-06-11
In Public Statement They
Endorse Father Johns
Medicine.

Fall River, Mass.-Mr. and Mrs.
Handel Hobson Of SO Holden street
give out the following statement:
Our little boy Of four years had
been very sick for quite a while when
a friend Of ours told us 10 try Father
Johns Medicine. We got one bottle,
and before il was gone we saw
great improvement in Joseph's health.
Then we got a second one. and we
are very glad to say that he is now
all right again. 1t has not only done
him a deal of good, but made him a
very lively little fellow. We can
truly recommend Father Johns Med
icine TO everybody" (Signed) Mr.
and Mrs. Handel Hobson-
Builds you up, because IL is a pure
nourishment Best for dds and all
throat and lung troubles
Father Johns Medicine is for sale
in South Bend by Coonley Drug Co,
Cor. Washington av. and Michigan
St. also Public Drug Store, 124 n.
Michigan ST, and practically all other
drug stores in the city. II you have
any difficulty in getting Father Johns
Medicine from your druggist, write
to Father Johns Medicine, Lowell.
Mass. enclosing one dollar for a full
sized bottle.
South Bend news-times. (South Bend, Ind.) 1913-1938, 1914-06-11

Speaker Clark Will Appear If
Congress AdiOurnS in Time.
Several Prominent Speakers
to Appear Here.

With a report that Champ Clark
.nesL-er ~ the house OF representa-
tives. will be a speaker providing that
tho nresent session OF congress ad-
iourns by that time. the complete pro-
s,rarn for the chautauqua was received
in south Bend Wednesday by J. ..
Anes. Y VI. G. A. secretary.
All the plans have been completed
for the program which promises TO
Redpath bureau. Plans for placing
a large number OF tickets on sale in
the different churches have been COM
pieted. Tickets will sell for 81 for the
first /, 200 after which they viii sell for
$3.50. Children's tickets will be half
price. The program follows:
ACKNOWLEDGEMENT, Dubar Male
Quartet and Bellringers. Lecture, Lee
Francis Lybarger.
wednesday.
Evening-Concert, Dunbar quartet
Thursday.
Morning - Children's hour. Miss
Swanson Lecture, Mr.. Sanford.
Afternoon - Concert, Rubel and
Roberts. Monologue, Everett Kemp.
Evening-Concert Rubel and Rob-
erts. Lecture, DR.. Edward Amherst
OFT.
Friday.
Morning - Children'S hour, Miss
Swanson. Lecture, Mr.. Sanford.
Afternoon - Concert, WEIGH Chris
Jensen Baker Co. Lecture, Or. Frank
b. Vending.
Evening-Concert. WEIGH -Christen-
sen Baker Co. Drama, Ben Greet
Players (Shakespearian).
Saturday.
Grand musical festival
Morning - Children'S hour, Miss
Swanson. Lecture, Mr.. Sanford.
AfternOon-Musical recital. Marcus
Kellerman.
Evening-Grand concert, Westmin-
ster choir.
Sunday.
Afternoon-Sacred band concert
BOhumir Kryl and band. Vesper ser
vice
Evening Sacred concert, with Sc
lections from the oratOria, "The Holy
city: by Kryl and band and the Den
ton Grand opera Co.
Monday.
Morning - Children's hour, Miss
Swanson. Lecture. Mr.. Sanford.
AfternOon-Musical prelude, Hay
mar and Neff. Lecture. speaker to be
announced later.
Evening-Children's night, Haymar
and Neff and Merton and Colby.
Tuesday.
Morning - Children's hour. Miss
Swanson. Lecture Mr.. Sanford.
AfternoOn-COnc Kellogg Haines
party. Isecture-Montaville Flowers.
Evening-JOy night, KeIlogg-Hatnes
party.
South Bend news-times. (South Bend, Ind.) 1913-1938, 1914-06-11
MRS. DEAN THREATENS
TO RETAL|ATE ON STAR
Correspondent in SChumann-
EIeink Case Says She viii
Hold Singer Up to World
Time is Not Ripe.

NEW YORK, June 11.-Mrs. Cath
crime Dean. the tall. statuesque young
woman named as correspondent by
y e. Schumann-Heink in her suit
divorce from William Rapp, jr..
consented Wednesday TO discuss the
case with a reporter who had located
her after considerable difficulty. Mrs.
Dean discussed the affair with quiet
dignity, but with considerable evil
dence Of bitterness.
Now & Is all over" she said.
Madame Schumann- Heink is a free
woman and / am dishonored. Every
man who reads Of the Chicago trav
esty thinks Of me with a leer. There
are some women who understand and
they think Of me with charity in their
hearts because they, too, have suf-
fered But the vast majority OF my
sex view me with disdain-see IN me
a siren. an adventures, a love pirate
and even a painted woman. 1t Is not
remarkable but that Is the rule Of
society.
The court which hung this picture
Of me upon the walls Of the world
will not permit me 10 defend myself
on the lofty pedestal where 1 was
blackened with the slime of innuendo
and the scale OF falsehood."
Denies Wrong.
Mrs. Dean denied emphatlcally
that there had been anything wrong
in her relationship with Mr. Rapp.
II was sick-nervous prostration. %
she said, while Mr.. Rapp was in
Chicago, and his letters were very
dear, very sweet and very beautiful
I am but a woman stole nothing
that Madame Schumann-Heink pos
sessed. l have nothing TO regret but
much to forget If forgetting Is pos
sibie. 1 shall not forget, l fear. nor
shall I forgive / shall blacken the
eyes OF Madame Schumann- Heink as
she has blackened mine. l shall hold
her up TO the world as she is. The
time is not yet ripe. Madame Schu-
n1ann-Heink was so DESTROYS of di-
vOrcing Mr.. Rapp that she turned to
every end to drive him into a COM
promising position. She made life a
hell for him and sought several times
10 drive him into giving her the evil
dence. But while she acted thus he
retired quietly and bowed his head
to the storm"
Mrs. Dean expressed especial re-
sentiment against Miss Ashton. the
nurse detective. who, she declared,
betrayed her confidence.
Asked whether she intended to
marry Rapp, Mrs. Dean said:
IT am not going to marry just yet"
South Bend news-times. (South Bend, Ind.) 1913-1938, 1914-06-11
SUMPTION PRAIRIE
CLEANERS ENTERTAIN
Give Banquet as Return For Gifts
Donated by South Bend
Merchants

Members OF the Sumption Prairie
Cleaners association gave a banquet
Wednesday night to a large mum Der
Of South Bend merchants, who con-
tributed merchandise to the picnic
held by the Cleaners. Nearly 800
people attended the banquet, $50 of
them having been seated at one time.
Dan Pyle Of South Bend gave a
short talk on THE Benefits of Fra
ternalism".
The following program was given
during the evening: Piano solo, Miss
Anderson; recitation, Agnes Shang;
vocal solo, Miss Spiseman: recitation,
Fluffy PhOran; piano solo, Matilda
Meyer; recitation, Marcella Hartman;
vocal solo. Garnet Toms; piano solo.
Miss Anderson; recitation, Hilda
Meyer; piano solo. Hazel Hummer;
recitation, Elnore Hartman; piano
solo, Bernice Stiseman; piano solo,
Anna Anderson.
South Bend news-times. (South Bend, Ind.) 1913-1938, 1914-06-11
REMARKABLE
CASE of Mrs. HAM
Declares Lydia E. Pinkham's
Vegetable Compound
Saved Her Life
and Sanity.

Shamrock, Mo- feel it my duty
70 tell the public the condition of my
South Bend news-times. (South Bend, Ind.) 1913-1938, 1914-06-11
ON WAY TO PRISON, HE
JUMPS OUT OF CAR

LAPORTE, Ind. June IL. -Cy
Clemens, 20 years old on his way
from Fort Wayne to serve a sentence
OF two to fourteen years in the
Michigan City prison, jumped
through the open window OF a Lake
Erie & Western train last night near
Stillwell in an attempt to escape.
Clemens would probably have
made his escape but in climbing
wire fence with his hands in irons,
his feet became entangled in the wire
and before he could extricate himself
the officer captured him
South Bend news-times. (South Bend, Ind.) 1913-1938, 1914-06-11
Summer Clothes
for Boys

New June shipments of
the celebrated Xtra Good
clothes for boys. Pure wool,
closely woven fabrics,
smooth finished, Norfolk
models with stitched down
belts and patch pockets.
Blue serges and durable
grays. For the growing
youngster. Rightly priced
and lower than elsewhere.
South Bend news-times. (South Bend, Ind.) 1913-1938, 1914-06-11

Penny social at Epworth Memorial
church tomorrow night. May IL Advt
South Bend news-times. (South Bend, Ind.) 1913-1938, 1914-06-11

health before using
your medicine. l had
falling, inlsmma-
ton and congestion,
fem ale weakness,
pains in both sides,
backaches and bear
ing down pains, was
short of memory,
nervous, impatient,
passed sic epless
nigh is, and h ad
neither strength nor
South Bend news-times. (South Bend, Ind.) 1913-1938, 1914-06-11
NO CONTEST

MADISNO, Wis, June 1.-THE es-
tate Of Francis A. Ogden, the eccen-
trio millionaire, who died at Houston
Texas, Sunday will not be subject of
any court contest. according to Mrs
Mary Monteith of this city, niece of
the deceased
South Bend news-times. (South Bend, Ind.) 1913-1938, 1914-06-11
CANOE RACE is STAGED
Misses Cowser and BrouSsard Win at
st. Mary's.

IN the preliminary canoe race at
St Mary's Wednesday morning. Miss
Mary Louise Cowser and Miss Bertha
Broussard outdistanced Miss Marie
MCNulty and Teresa Monsesu. Miss
Cowser and Miss Broussard were also
victorious in the finals Wednesday
evening. taking the prize OF silver
mounted paddles. In the single
canoe Miss Katherine Maher won the
medal against Miss Ruth keenan,.
South Bend news-times. (South Bend, Ind.) 1913-1938, 1914-06-11

PIPESTONE, MINI, June IL
Two students at the government In
dian school were killed in a tornado
here Wednesday afternoon. Several
people were injured and great dam
age was done 10 property.
The students were struck by flying
boards from a barn, and instantly
killed.
South Bend news-times. (South Bend, Ind.) 1913-1938, 1914-06-11
TO HAVE MEMORIAL DAY
Ben Hur Members TO Remember the
Dead Sunday.

Beech Tree court. No. 211. Tribe OF
Ben Hur, Will hold their annual me-
mortal day Sunday. Arrangements
for IL were completed for the observ-
ance Wednesday.
At a meeting OF the court six trans
fers and four applications for mem
bership were accepted. Two candi-
dates were obligated. A social hour
with refreshments was enjoyed after
the meeting.
The Bridgeport evening farmer., 1914-01-27
PHYSICAL EFFICIENCY
 TESTS AT Y. M. 0. A.

On Wednesday; January B Sth, the physical efficiency tests for the gram mar school boys gymnasium class at the Y. M. c. A. are to start.
 These tests will be on all-round work taught in boys gymnasium classes such as,-gynnastic aquatic and athletic work and will take until late in the spring to finish them, so each boy of the department is urged to be present for. the first test on Weo- Eesday.
 Z The tests for the High School ana Employed Boys gymnasium classes are to start Feb. 2nd.
The Bridgeport evening farmer., 1914-01-27
Modifies Decree So ! Mother May Take Her
 Children to New York

In order that she may accept a po- sftion which will give her an oppor- tunity for self support, A1bertine Lyon of this city was given permission to go to New York and take her ehldrcn Judge Curtis granted Mrs Lyons mo- ton to modify the decree which she was given when freed from Ronald D. Lyon of New fork more than a wear ago. She had asked the court to allow her more alfmony for else give her permission to take the children with her to New York.
 Her husband had no objection after ane had been allowed the privlege of seeing the children twrce a month He is located in New York Lyon IS 2 broth CT of pr. Alice Lyon Fitch of State street
The Bridgeport evening farmer., 1914-01-27
SCRAMBLE FOLLOWS
 BURKHARDT'S AWARD

Two attachments have been lodged against the. $150 which tpes claims committee awarded to John H. Burk- hardt Of 52 Drew place on January 5. Burkhardt claims he ripped in a hole in a. sidewalk in fStratford avenue on the evening of September z4 and was badlySinj jured in the fall he sustained. He made claims for damages for the injuries he received. Judge Thomas C.. Coughlin is his counsel
 4 on January 20. City Sheriff g. F. Beck, acting for Spafford 6 Mallette, attorneys, garnisheed the money which the claims cornmittee had al- lowed. Today another attachment Tor s75 was levied against the claim. There will be no money available to pay the claim until after April but it is said that imme ediately after Rurk- hardta was granted his claim he as- signed the money to, some one else so that the attachments made. agaans' it do not hold Today two young men called at the city clerks office to Tn quire about the money B11rkhardt IS to receive. They said they had claims -ainst him and they were prospeat- ing and might bring suits and attacE the moneys1f there was chance thai they might getasoInetIing.s xs
The Bridgeport evening farmer., 1914-01-27
BRANDEIS TAKES
 HAND IN HEARING
 ON RATE INCREASE

washington, Jan1 27.-W7aen the hearing of eastern railroads on the proposed increases in rates was re- sufned, today, Louis D. Brandeis, of Boston, who is counsel for the com mission appeared with the shippers, lawyers, who were prepared to pre- sent detailed evidence against the pr opposed increase. Today's hearing was devoted to Shipments of petro- Ieum and with the exception of some of the greater classes such as iron and steel, lumber and coal, each prin- cipa1 subject will have one, day.
 The 50 eastern railroads were rep resented by azbattery of lawyers pre- pared to bring out evidence to show that the five percent increase for which the railroads are asking is aec~ eseary because of increased expenses.
 George s. Patterson, general coun- sell for the Pennsylvania Railroad, made a statement for all the railroads interested, saying they expected to present supplementary evidences in support of the advance as the hearing proceededs
 Robert s. Pew. president of the Sun Oil Company, of Toledo, O., tes- stified that the increases proposed in petr troIeum tariffs filed by the rail- roads were, in many instances, actu- ally greater than five per cent and that to allow them would be to grant to the Standard Oil Company an a.d- vantage over independents because the Standard, was shipping oil through its own pipe lines to hotIy competitive districts. s.Ss M as
The Bridgeport evening farmer., 1914-01-27
HELD IJR THREE
 TIMES IN ONE HOUR

Chicago, Jan 27Ihe police are searching for six hagh way men sho held up William Benn three times within am hour last night. Benn was on his way home when three higf- waymen robbed him Of $I0O and a gold watch. The victim reported the hold up at the Maxwell police station and started home aguin. He had not gone but a few blocks wnen F two 1nore highwayrfen held hmn up and took a s15 stickpin whicn the first men had overlooked.
 BennS started for the Desp1aines street police station to report the sec ond robbery when a lone highWayman n put a revolver under dhis nose. The
 man got nothing
The Bridgeport evening farmer., 1914-01-27
FIN NANCIAIs
First -rr, dgepori National Bank
 CORNER MAIN AND EANkSTREETS
NOTICE

For forty-seven years we hasve been cen conductfng business at the same Qlu IocaffS,rl- s.oruer of Main and Jonn Sfrr<efs FsritieeTlort. Conn, and our Private Bank has been esta apns-lee. s. there continuously. We have receAe v CsA 2 and paid out on demand yV1lnouMe M .ao 5o- ice millions of dollars Of money ue- posted with us and we contnuS So yo receive money subject to oeposa5g19. check at sight, on which we anuss aS1esss fD each account monthly We s0ncat tfne accounts of individuals. bsislneSSSS SS men, firms and corporations, AH1 ... = who want a hunk account where they ran flerr,<it 1rfo1ey. checks or drafts, and leaive 1t for one day,one week. ls oMe month or one year, and draw slQs LnssEess - on ie for any time it is le1t WAtA. W1u.r -ssS ss W. give fO the huezness our care1ui personal attention as the oldest nr1 nr1n nf private bankers in this stare
The Bridgeport evening farmer., 1914-01-27
NEW INFIRNIARY FOR
 A SHELTON SANATORIUA

Hartford, Jan. 26-Bi61s for a new, infirnary at the Shelton Tuberculosis Sanatorfum were opened by the state tubereulosis committee at the Capi- stol today. The lowest was $59,2S3 by Is..A. Miller, Of AEerfden. The highest bid was $67 ,85o.4
The Bridgeport evening farmer., 1914-01-27
Mothers Pensions
 Increase Desertions

Chicago. Jan. 26.-Charges that the mothers Nension law of Illinois by which mothers at the head Of indi- gent families are given state aid is proving something of a boomerang. are made in a report to the United Charities of this city today.
 Since the passing of this law says the report, families having members and zconnections with resources that would tide them over emergencies de- cline to use them and insistently claim tn cir share of state aid, thus weaken ing the moral fibre and making it diff f1cult for private charities to induee relatives to help their kin.s
 E The report states that wife deser- ton has dncreased alagmingIy.
The Bridgeport evening farmer., 1914-01-27
Italy Has Heavy Frost

Rome, Jan. 2s-Northern Italy to day is suffering severely from frost Reports from Turin say the thermo- meter has fallen to two degrees above zero near the Alps. At Venetia five degrees above zero was recorded
The Bridgeport evening farmer., 1914-01-27
CREW ESCAPES AS
 SCHOONER GOES DOWN

Boston, Jan. 2F--Tlle Boston fishing schooner Oliver F. Hutchins sank in the harbor early today two minutes alter she had been run down by the steamer George A. Hibbard. owned by the city of Boston. Captain Merton P. Hutch1ns and five Of the crew Jumped to the steamers deck. The other | men aboard who were in the cabin when the crash came. hurriedly launched the dorfes from which they were later rescued by the HiBbard.
 The Oliver F. ut cl1ins; q schooner of S2 tons. was built at Boothbay. Me, in 1904
The Bridgeport evening farmer., 1914-01-27

! Knicker Why. did you discharge the cook2 meals that my wife asked me for a
 gown after each one.New York Sun
The Bridgeport evening farmer., 1914-01-27
LAKE LINES MUST GARRY
 FOOD STUFF

washington.Jan 26 The Erie Rail- road lake line and other companies operating on the great lakes from Buff fa1o were ordered today by the inter- state commerce commission to accept butter, eggs and dressed poultry for shipment which articles they had de- c1ined to accept in tariffs recently an nounced. The commission held that while there doubtless are articles the respondents should not be forced to carry, butter, eggs and poultry do not fall within their scope
The Bridgeport evening farmer., 1914-01-27
WOMEN WILL SEEK MEMBERSHIP IN
 CHICAGO COUNCIL

Chicago, Jan. 26The petitions of two women who aspire to member ship in the city council were among those filed with the city clerk today. Miss Sarah M. Hopkinas of the sec ond ward. filed her petition person ally. after standing in line with oth- 2 CT oandidates for an hour. A friend filed the petition of Miss Marion Drake who will seek to Wrest the first ward Democratic nomination from Alderman John Coughlin.
The Bridgeport evening farmer., 1914-01-27
MODERATE COST For Valuable Protection

Everyone who has valuabies shouId put them beyond the reach of fire or burglars.
 Our Fire and Burglar Proof Vault is a veritabIe stronghold and you can rent 9 Safe Deposit Box here for a reasonable rate.
The Bridgeport evening farmer., 1914-01-27
T. L. WATSON 8 co. {
OWN YOUR OWN HOME HOUSES WE CAN SELL FOR

s-.r,ton Ave ? family $4, 500 S.,.fsoe s-..,, ore StI 3 family S6,O0O ponIsr st 9 family $4,7OO UeeIer Ave cotfaae. S3 500 zSsin st 9 family. $500 0-.bard S;f 9 family. S5,5OO passl- s IL Ave- p fanlfly. S4, 500 TTaion. Y = Ave. m 3 family, 4,5OO = ssn,iIyp SSaaiats' - s7,0OO Nor,,,an st cottaue, S4, ,OOO fsr.reI Ave- 5 family, S7, ,OOO
 Ask For Our New List.
The Bridgeport evening farmer., 1914-01-27
FORTY-FOUR BIDS FOR
 VAST PAPER SUPPLY OF
 UNCLE SAM'S PRINTERY

washington. Jan 27-At prices somewhat lower than those of last year. A bids on. the entire supply Of paper to be used by the governn ent printing office for the year begin ming March h, were opened by the joint Congressional committee on printing today. The contracts will be awarded next Monday. The total amount involved is about l,250s 1000 on three million pounds of paper.
The Bridgeport evening farmer., 1914-01-27
FOREST NOTES

The war department is reforestfng al large area near Fort Bayard, New Mexico, for use as an army hospital site. Is
 
 There are several bands of Persian fat tailed sheep on the national for ests of Southern Utah. The large fat-taiI sometimes weighs as much as forty pounds, and like the hump of a camel, is a reserve supply of nour- ishment when food js lacking.
The Bridgeport evening farmer., 1914-01-27
FATHER JUMPS FROM BLAZING ROOF WITH
 BABY GIRL IN, ARMS

Chelsea, Mass Jan. 27LNich oIas KisseTs baby girl received probably fatal injuries when the father jlnn ped with the child in his arms from the roof Of his burnfng house early today. Kisse1 and his sisters-in-law. Miss Mary Kudry-and Miss Katherine Kudz ry,s who also Jumped, were badly hurt. Mrs. Kissel was partly overcome by smoke in escaping by a stairway.
The Liberal democrat. [volume] (Liberal, Kan.) 1911-1924, 1914-11-20
Put That Pain TO Use

The network OF nerves IN your body,
like the network of wires in a burglar
alarm system, gives quick warning
when anything is going wrong inside.
Looking at it in this way pain is
a useful alarm. Now, kidney weak
ness is dangerous thing-a condition
not to be neglected-and 1t is wise
to know and pay attention to the early
alarm signals of sick kidneys.
Backache Is a common warning Of
congestion or inflammation in the kid
neys. 1t may be dull, nagging pain, or
sharp twinge when STOPPING or lift
ing. There are likely to be disorders
Of urination, dizziness, headaches, and
drowsy, respondent, tired feelings.
1t is very hard to strengthen weak
kidneys at first, but neglect invites
rheumatic or neuralgia attacks, gravel,
dropsy, and fatal Brights disease.
AS a special medicine for weak kid
neys Doan's Kidney Pills have been
used for years all over the civilized
world, and surely are considered reli-
able. The patient can always help the
medicine immensely, however, by diet
ing lightly, using little or no liquor,
tea or coffee, keeping regular hours
and drinking lots Of pure water.
The Liberal democrat. [volume] (Liberal, Kan.) 1911-1924, 1914-11-20
LItany for Week.Ends.

From elderly ladies with sure cures
for toothache, corns and tonsilitis;
and from boiled potatoes, poison Ivy
and the military experts" of newaps-
pers; and from all females more than
twenty-three or less than eighteen
years old; and from persons who
know the exact difference between
who" and whom" and are willing
to tell 1t; and from provincial para
graphers who initiate Franklin P.
Adams; and from old and bad cock
tails under new and seductive names;
and from gilt chairs; and form dogs
with loose hair-good Lord, deliver
us.-Owen Hatteras in Smart Set.
The Liberal democrat. [volume] (Liberal, Kan.) 1911-1924, 1914-11-20
A Fine Nlaht.

Maude Marie was a sentimental miss
of twenty summers who seemed to look
on the world with a gentle sigh re-
lates the Kansas City Star. John
Henry, who thought her some sweet
ness was almost crudely practical. One
evening they were leisurely rambling
along the country road when John
Henry noticed that 'Maude Marie's
thoughts seemed afar off.
you look like somnambulism, Ma
rie," remarked the young man. where
are your thoughts?"
81 was thinking Of the night, John,
dear" tenderly replied the fair one.
isn't 1t sublime? Isn't 1t glorious?
Isn't 1t the most wonderful night you
ever saw"
YES" was the startling rejoinder of
the practical John. ut is Just the kind
of night to shoot cats"
The Liberal democrat. [volume] (Liberal, Kan.) 1911-1924, 1914-11-20
Gs lame-Remenber the Name" ~
Il$H> DOAN'S KIDNEY PILLS.
LIMITED CHOICE OF VIANDS
Guest Who Didn't Care for Salmon
Was In Fair Way to Have Hot
Breakfast.

In some parts of the Canadian back
country the recurrence of boiled sal
mon, broiled salmon, salmon outlets,
and salmon steak at every meal be-
comes, after a few weeks, trihe
monotonous. To the native palate,
brought up on 1t, this constant reap
pearance of the selfsame dish is a
matter Of course; but to the newly
arrived tourist 1t grows at last into a
feeble joke.
rs there nothing else for break
fast?" said one such victim of colonial
hospitality, as a whole fish and a pot
of mustard were laid before him on
the table"
Nothing else!" replied the host, in
surprise. "Why, there's salmon enough
there for six, amt there?"
YES" responded the guest, mildly;
"but don't care for salmon"
"Well, then, fire into the mustard,
was the rejoinder.