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Lower coast gazette., 1914-05-23
UNJUST TO sEM|NoLEs
WRITER cRlTlclZEs COURSE Or
THE UNITED STATES.
indians Justified In Their Resistance
. to Removal From Their Lands,
According to the Rev. Thomas
3. Gregory.

It was 68 years ago that the Dade
massacre took place near Fort Drane'
In Florida, writes the Rev. Thomas H.
Gregory. Major Dade and his com
mand of 100 men we're attacked by the
Seminoles and completely wiped OUT
only four of the force escaping.
The head and front CT the Seminole
war, in the course Of which this
massacre" occurred, was Osceola. as
pure q patriot and as gallant a
fighter as aver broke into history.
The Seminoles were dissatisfied
with a treaty that a few chiefs had
made for their emigration west OF
the Mississippi. and when Gen.
Thompson was sent to remove them
by force they arose, under the leader
ship Of Osceola, and began fighting
for the land that had come down
to them from their fathers.
They did just what the Americans
would certainly have done under SINH
lar conditions. The United States
troops were invaders and the Semi
noIes resisted them. Major Dade and
his men were invaders and the Semi
noles killed them. The fact that a
little bunch of chiefs, assisted by
American diplomacy" and firewater'
had made a treaty" giving away
| their country did not seem sufficiently
sacred to the red men to justify them
In submitting to the American claims
Osceola fought like a lion for two
years against vastly superior mum
bers, and In 1887 was made a prison
er by General Jesup, while holding a
conference with him under a flag OF
truce, and imprisoned in Fort Moul
trie until his death which took place
two years later.
Beaten in the field and bereft Of
their great leader, the Seminoles re
tired to the swampy Businesses o.
the everglades and kept up the figh'
for five years longer, successfully re
sisting the onslaughts OF more thar
10000 American troops. To this DAY
the descendants Of the Semfnoles arr
to be found in the big Florida swamp
preserving in their features and II
their courage the characteristics o
their stalwart and gamy ancestors.
Osceola had every cause to hate TN
white man. His wife was seized as
slave, and when he protested ant
threatened revenge he was seized o.
Gen. Thompson and imprisoned 10
six days In irons. For this outrag'
Osceola killed Thompson, for doin'
which he was dubbed q %"ferocious say
age" and declared an outlaw.
Great is the mystery of the WHIT
mans Justice! 1t is no wonder tina
the children Of the forest were neve
able to understand the ethics and r.
ligion of the paleface.
Lower coast gazette., 1914-05-23
6tun0.

London reports the discovery OF
the meanest man Of whom there is
any record. This Englishman has Just
been divorced from his wife-for what,
do you guess? Wrong. You couldn't
guess 1t in q week Of Sundays. The
mean fellow carried live bees around
In his pockets. Every time his wife
went to examine his pockets to see II
they needed mending-or for other
reasons-~see any Jest book-she was
cruelty stung. Unable to endure such
treatment, she secured a divorce. She
| felt that one Of the most ancient OF
wifely ~duties-and privilegesrthat OF
inspecting the bottom Of her hus-
bands pockets-was not only inter
fered with, but was made a method OF
torture. The man, Of course, argued
that he had a right to carry what ne
pleased in his pockets-but the grant
ing Of the divorce would seem like a
denial of this right. SO man may
well begin to ponder this question:
What may a man rightfully carry II
his pockets?
Lower coast gazette., 1914-05-23
E%ffcacloua. But

Ex-Speaker Alfred E. Smith, who
defeated the Goethals police bill at
Albany, N. Y, said at a dinner:
There are better ways to improve
the force than this Goethals bill.
They're not such snowy, not such at,
tractive ways, but they're better.
And the mayor, turning from them
with repugnarce, is like the girl who
said:
How can I learn to stand and SIT
in the new round-shouldered, bent
over, %slouching attitude, ma"
The girls mother stopped hel
work, and, leaning on her broom, re
piled:
"a good way, perhaps, would be tt
tire yourself a bit each morning b.
helping with the sweeping and dust
Ing and dish-washing.'"
Lower coast gazette., 1914-05-23
DONKEY IN LONESOME MOOD
Somewhat Peculiar Appeal Made by
Small Maid, Touched by Sadness
Of Her "Dumb" Pct.

This summer, Mr.. Cakes, an eminent
lawyer, sent his wife and young daugh-
ter to a farmhouse In the White
mountains for a vacation. Shortly
after, he received an urgent request
from the little girl to send her q pet
donkey to use while there. She had
read about donkeys and heard about
them, but was not at all familiar with
their peculiar vocalism.
The donkey arrived and the child
had many rides around the vicinity.
She enjoyed 1t all hugely except the
animals strange noises, which In
spired her with the profoundest pity
for his evident distress.
One day, after vainly trying to sub
due his vocalism, she wrote a letter
to her father, in which she said:
Dear Father: l do wish you woult
come up here soon; my donkey is 81
very Observation-Disclosures Monthly
Lower coast gazette., 1914-05-23
Exact Copy Of Wrapper.
couldn't Blame the Pump.

A lumberman having awakened on
q Sunday morning In a dry town"
after a big spree Of the night before
searched his pockets in vain. Being
very thirsty, he remembered STUN
bling over a pump in the alley oacR
Of the hotel.
He fastened to the pump and Do
san pumping, but without results, as
the pump had not been primed, nc
slowly backed away, and, .me WI,
}or l1bt Working anyhow. l wouldn't
~patronize you when ] had money"
Lower coast gazette., 1914-05-23
REsIN0L EASILY STOPS
SKIN TORRENTS

The soothing, healing, comforting
medication in resinol ointment and
resinol soap sinks right into every
tiny pore Of the skin, clears It Of i'm
purities, and stops itching instantly.
Resinol speedily heals eczema, rashes'
ringworm and other eruptions and gets
rid of disfguring pimples and black
heads, when other treatments prove q
waste Of time and money.
Resinol is not an experiment, 1t !s
a doctors prescription which proved
50 wonderfully successful for skin
troubles that it has been used BY
other doctors all over the country fol
nineteen years. Sold by all druggists
resinol ointment, SOC and 81, resino
soap, 25c. Try them today!-Adv.
Lower coast gazette., 1914-05-23
"r,n Cam Professor.

LN E.a 49,
Tin cans strung upon telephone
wires and on the top Of poles usually
betoken that q band Of boys have been
INDUCING in 4 pastime OF theirs. Blu,
not so in Cambridge. The city Is 1T
tered With tin cans and other sucll
tins, but III this case . Harvard pre-
lessor, to collect data for q book on
dust, has strung up numerous cans to
catch the University City's dust which
he will examine and discuss for pos
terty to read about IN the future
ages.
1t il not exactly known just what
use the University City's dust can be
put. to, but the professor has already
collected enough to build : good sized
mound (
Lower coast gazette., 1914-05-23
New York Service.

mot long ago." relates ex-speaker
Cannon, a young couple came In from
the suburbs to New York city to see
the Hippodrome. They arrived very
early and decided to have . lunch
They visited a tearoom and had the
place all to themselves.
I'm serving them the waitress omit
ted to supply q teaspoon and the fail
young bride whispered the fact to he'
husband.
"Summoning the waitress. the young
man asked:
May we have q spoon!
why certainly replied the fri
I am just tidying up, and you car
have the whole room to yourselves II
a minute or ~two."-Lppincott's.
Lower coast gazette., 1914-05-23
Armx,e FLaht on Typhoid.

Army's Fight on Typhoid.
The efficacy Of the treatment OF ty'
phoid by vaccination Is estimated by
the remarkable statistics for the
United States army during last year,
when only two cases of typhoid fever
among the enlisted force OF $4,000
we're recorded. OF the two cases one
was that Of a man who had not been
treated with the vaccine: the other
was among the troops in China. This
man had been immunized in 1911, but
the history Of the case is in doubt.
Before the vaccine treatment was
adopted the typhoid average was 3 to
1000; In 1910, before inocluatton was
practised. the rate was 2.S2 to 1000;
In 1911 It dropped to 0.80. and In 1911
to- Distinguishing Record.
Lower coast gazette., 1914-05-23
pteas,nt for Preacher.

A mother sent her little daughter
down to open the door and entertain
the minister, MI. Blank, while she nm
ished dressing. When she appeared
the little kitten ran in ahead OF her
and the tiny maiden jumped up ane
down and screamed at the top OF mel
voice: "Oh, kitty, kitty, 60 out quick:
The mother was horriAedra and said
Daughter, what makes you act so!
well, mother, dad said last nisn
that Mr. Blanks sermons were enough
to make a cat SICK and / don't wan
want mine sick"
Lower coast gazette., 1914-05-23
New Modern Dancing

The leading Expert and Instructor in New Yosk
City. writes: s.Dear Sir: II have used ALIENS
FoOT.HAsE, tho antiseptio powder % DO shaken Into
tho shoes, for the past ten jean. ~ . blessing 70
Ill who ave compelled % be on their fest ldanee
eight OF ton hours daily. and nud that ALLlN1
FOoT.HAeE keeps my feet cool, takes the friction
from the shoe, prevents coEns and 6ofe, Aching fest
I recommend It TO eli my pupils"
(0igned) II. FL1TCH1R HA1LA1OE1.
aeupleFREI. Addsees Aliens .Olngted,LeR Roy ny.
Lower coast gazette., 1914-05-23
Ro0FlNcs

We believe that we carry ~ larees!
stocks Of rooinss n the south, 10 peinIeo
and galvanized steel. rubber and compo-
siticn. all prices. soc per saus19; COM n
plete. and up: Try r crsr 1sa,. u %it n,ne q :
hr,,.h pidreon-Thomas Iron Company,
Tron ateel. railway and MIL Supplies.
Memphis. Tennessee. Adv.
Lower coast gazette., 1914-05-23
Ne Explains.

what do you mean BY kissing tho
housemaid?"
1T was an excusable mistake. my
dear. The hall was dark, and she had
on your face powder and your beautir
full golden hair
Lower coast gazette., 1914-05-23
Time Serving,

Time Serving.
"What are you making such q fuss
about? / thought being executor OF an
estate was q soft thing"
Perhaps It is sometimes. But
have to wind up the affairs OF a clock
t maker."-Judge.
Lower coast gazette., 1914-05-23

Many Children are Starving
not from lack Of food, but because
parasites-worms-ars feeding upon
what ought to 60 to nourish the child.
Trey's vermifuge will quickly correct
this. &c. It all dealers.-Adv.
Lower coast gazette., 1914-05-23
Eneaxar Parted.

George. who lives IN LONDON nap
nened Ia meet the vicar Of his native
parish the other day, and eagerly
asked for some Of his old acquain'
tanceS.
"And old Mr.. Jones? he asked.
.Haye you seen him latelyT
The vicar shook his head. I Snail
never zee him again." he answered,
.,owly. "Mr. Jones has gone to
heaven"
Lower coast gazette., 1914-05-23
No. S~lX-SlXTY-SiX

This is q prescription prepared es-
pecially for Malaria or chills and
Fever. Five or six doses will break
any case, and II taken then as a tonic
the fever will not return. 25c.-Adv.
Lower coast gazette., 1914-05-23
Whenever You Need q General 1onNo
Take Groves
The on Standard
Groves 7aSfol6SS
chill Tonic

b Em,Nh Valuable IS 1 eenMal snp4hmlH Tonic, Boeluss 4 MN On NJ
lnr, Dls out Malaria, endelss tue Blood and BuNds " ~ WINE se'a'
Ncu inow what You are taking when yu taks Groves 1assss mn .on N. .
"a formula il printed on. every Label showing that II contains ne veEunowa .
TIME properties Of QUININE and IRON. Nhss no equal tor MALARIA jan 49, ~
Trx. weakness, General Debility and Los Of Appetite. Gives Ute ana neo1 70
Nursing Aohas and Pale, Sticky Children. A True Tonic ana - Apae. =.
Ts rcvn people and children. Guaranteed BY your Druggist We mean y. " -
Lower coast gazette., 1914-05-23

r.. sure that you ask for Wright's Indian
Vegetable Pills, and look for the signs
ture of VIM. Wright on wrapper 2 Dox.
For Constipation, Biliousness and 1ndiess'
tion. Adv,
Lower coast gazette., 1914-05-23

Suitable Match.
"That girl has shocking ways"
.s6avbe that's the reason she mar
RED an electrician"
Lower coast gazette., 1914-05-23
a.. knew Whist shs Msast.

She Knew What ~ Meank
miss Ethel" he began. "of Etnel. !
maan-rve known you long enough to
d,on the Miss, haven't II"
Che fixed her lovely eyes upon MN
WITH ! meaning gaze. Yes, ] think
q have" she said. What prenx
do you wish to substituteT -Cs1no'c
CitiSeu.
Lower coast gazette., 1914-05-23

And man can be fairly happy II he
is satisfied to let other people do his
worrying for him.
Lower coast gazette., 1914-05-23
overexertlon.

OVefeXettIon.
.You frown like Z pessimist"
well" replied The patient man;
shafts What I get tor worrying my.
SELF half TO death trying TO think O
somethins to Be optimistic about"
Lower coast gazette., 1914-05-23

Queen Mary Of England has ordered
that no lady Of the royal household
may have any direct connection with
business graft"
Lower coast gazette., 1914-05-23

It takes two to make q bargain
lawyer to get the best Of 1t.
Lower coast gazette., 1914-05-23

Beginning Sunday School.
And what do you know about
Moses?"
please, teacher, It's my first Sun
day here and l don't know anybody"
Punch.
Lower coast gazette., 1914-05-23

On the road to success you nave
mighty little time to stop ana PICK
posies BY the wayside.
Lower coast gazette., 1914-05-23

Constipation causes many serious dis
eases. II is thoroughly cured by, Doctor
Pierce's Pleasant Pellets. One . laxative,
three for csthartic. Adv.
Lower coast gazette., 1914-05-23

Life is just one merry-go-round Of
authorizations and regrets.
Lower coast gazette., 1914-05-23

Bad luck Is one Of the things that
comes to those who sit down and walt.
Lower coast gazette., 1914-05-23

nr. peery's vermifuge "Dead Shot" Kills
ana expels Worms in . very few noufs'
Adv.
Lower coast gazette., 1914-05-23

ara ryes, oranuiassd Iyslids and cace
oromptiy healed with Romss NJ nj
IAN. Adv.
Lower coast gazette., 1914-05-23

That Ought to Do It.
Mother-What are yov doing. Just
sitting there singing!
Daughter-Oh. only trying to kill
time.
Lower coast gazette., 1914-05-23

4 taste Of extreme ioy i ~ right,
ut = regular Diet It oses 10. navo1
Lower coast gazette., 1914-05-23

placed anywhere, q.
sud kills d!
Aiss. Neat, Clean, OF.
nAmentai, convenient
cheap. Lasts AL
ssassA. Mado OF
metal, ean'espiii or tip
over; will not soil or
|injurs anything.
Guaranteed effective.
|Audoaiero oresens
express paid for N.M
Ave-, Brooklyn. \. !.
Lower coast gazette., 1914-05-23

Anybody can dye successfully with
Putnam Fadeless Dyes. Adv.
Lower coast gazette., 1914-05-23
And this,one from Mrs. Haddock:

I For 80 years Lydia E. Plakhsm's Vegetable
ma1eI mn. NO one sick with woman's ailments
does Justice to herself IL she does not trythts fa.
NOUS medicine made from roots and herbs, u
IN restored sOmany suffering women to- health.
-~wrtteto LYDIA E.PINKHAM MEDICINECO.
{~CONFIDENTIALl LYNN, MASS, for ADVICE;
~ q wnman and held in strict confidence.
Lower coast gazette., 1914-05-23
Not Much.

Not Much.
BESIDE you think much OF jim
ME?
Tess-No; only about twenty-four
hours q day.-Judge.
Lower coast gazette., 1914-05-23
its Class

ito Class.
A clever lawyer must have some
engineering ability"
WHY so?"
Because the witness stand ID
sort Of pumping station, isn't IT."
Lower coast gazette., 1914-05-23
lydia E. Pinkham's Vegetable Compound

The manv testimonial letters that we are continually pup
fishing in the newspapers-hundred of them-are all genu'
inc, true and unsolicited expressions of heartfelt gratitude
for the freedom from suffering that has come TO tnese
women solely through the use of Lydia E. Plnknahs
Vegetable Compound.
Money could not buy nor any kind of influence obtain
such recommendations; you may depend upon 1t that any
testimonial we publish is honest and true-lf you nave any
doubt of this write to the women whose true names ana
addresses are always given, and learn tor yourself.
Read this one from Mrs. Waters:
CAMDEN, Md was sick for two years with nervous spels, anu
nv kidneys we're affected. l had a doctor all the time ano usea d
galvanic battery, but nothing did me any goodI NV Twas oh hH ON amd " soon
became almost a skeleton: Finally my. doctor wens a~sX a onto h his
health, and nv husband heard OF Lydia y. F1nXnams veYetaplgg
Compound and got me some. In two months l got re1el INV !
am like q new woman and am ut my usual hN wGaSnSn = Mrs TmIm
YOUR medicine to every one and SO dOeS my uuSoan~ -0
WATERS, 1875 Knight ST., Camden, NJ.
And this,one from Mrs. Haddock:
nrnA. OKLA-"Iw was weak and nervous, not able to 90 my wor !K
and scarcely able to be on my feet. had ~backache, headache, Pafpl.
tat;on Of the heart. trouble with my bowels, and Inflammation since
taking the Lydia E. Pinkhams Vegetable Compound ! am oeuH ;
than have been for twenty years. | think 1t Is q WondeI1ui meoi-
cine and / have recommended it to Others: "-Mrs. MARY ANN LAD
DOCK, Utica, Oklahoma.
Now answer this question if you can. Why should
woman continue to suffer without first giving Lydia +.
Pinkham's Vegetable Compound a trial. You know that
It has saved many others--why should 1t tail IN your case'
For 80 years Lydia +. Piakham's Vegetable @E>&SSG
Compound has been the standard remedyf0rfe- NM
maIe fla. No one sick with W0man'S ailments WX NW
dnes inMice to hersef If she does not try this 10. II IA q "
mnns medicine made from roots and herbs, 1t Hr~VH
has restored so many suffering women oheaitn. W Z IL
MM 80 -. -. vvnYA N n n A n EnrN1N ~ ~ en- ~
Lower coast gazette., 1914-05-23

Consolation.
Yeast-It is said that one-f1fth more
milk will be given by a cow which 10
sung to as she is MIXED.
Crimsonbeak-After all, there seems
to be some good reasons why q mar
should thank his lucky stars that he
was not born q COW"
Lower coast gazette., 1914-05-23
DAISY FLY KILLER

1A1oiD soNyI0, ~ Dsksib Ave-, Ssooslys' S'1
The Kendrick gazette. [volume] (Kendrick, Idaho) 1892-1968, 1914-04-03
i arm ana
!. Garden
SPRAYING FOR TREES

Dormant Spraying 10 the Only Method
For Destroying Certain Pests.
There is long list Of tree pests. enc
mics of fruit yields and actual Destroy
ers Of the trees. that should be vigor-
ously fought in winter, says writer
in Farm Progress. So far the emily
method discovered for combating them
is by winter spraying.
Late winter is the time for annual
housekeeping" in the orchards. The
list Of enemies that can be checked or
entirely wiped out by winter or dor
mant spraying is rather long and in
cludes the San Jose scale, anthracnose.
aphis, woolly aphis, cooling moth.
brown mite, red spider and powdery
mildew. Ua4fa, @ 8n
When you spray. spray thoroughly.
Winter spraying Is no exception to the
rule, and the spray material should be
put on with force enough to reach all
the lurking enemies. Thorough spray
ing brings up the question Of proper
equipment. All the bark must be wet
ted. At least 100 pounds of pressure
is necessary, and in some cases l have
found $50 to 200 pounds of pressure
giving the best results. 1t must be
driven into the bark cracks and crew
ices. ii'ta 2af 4.'@
The man who is just beginning to
take up the question of winter spray
The Kendrick gazette. [volume] (Kendrick, Idaho) 1892-1968, 1914-04-03
POTATO NOTES.

To secure an early supply of new po-
tatoes next season plant the tubers of
any good early variety in pots and
start them in the house. Four or FIVE
inch pots can be used. filed only about
two-thirds full of soil. leaving room for
a top dressing of soil to be supplied as
the plants grow. after the manner of
killing up potatoes when grown in the
garden. One potato is sufficient for
each pot.
Time the planting so the plants will
be well started in the pots when they
are to be transplanted in the garden at
the time the tubers are usually planted
outdoors. h@sr-.
If there is well ventilated, cool,
light place. such as q cold frame or
cool greenhouse. in which to grow them
potatoes can be raised in pots and full
sized tubers developed very much ear
lier than the first crop from~the gar
den.
Ten inch pots will be sufficiently
large. Rub of all the eyes except the
strongest for pot culture.
The Kendrick gazette. [volume] (Kendrick, Idaho) 1892-1968, 1914-04-03
Old Ihina. Are Rstter.

II mean to write a sermon on this
text some time" said the prettiest wo-
man in the group. I'VE are all going
crazy nowadays. over novelty - new
fashions. new inventions. seeing new
places. But l tell you the old things are
half the time better-the old friends,
always the good old furniture, which
is so often discarded for newer pat
terms not half so really nice. And l
love good old dress that ! am used
to and that has become. a sort of
part of me. And old shoes-is there
anything or earth quite so comfortable
and delightful as pair of soft. hex-
ible old shoes ?"-Leslie's. as at,sir
The Kendrick gazette. [volume] (Kendrick, Idaho) 1892-1968, 1914-04-03
vloLINlsTs uNMAsKED.
Edison Tells the Secret Of How They
Strike the Right Note.

Thomas A. Edison. who has an ex-
pert knowledge Of every known ,mu-
steal instrument. from the oboe to the
aeolian harp. was discussing the great
yiolinists of the present age. He spoke
with deep feeling. .t75 .,s.
II have to admit" he declared sadly,
-'that for long time those fellows had
me completely bewildered. used to
watch them in Amusement. Every time
one of them shot finger halfway
down the neck of his fiddle and stop
ped it in exactly the right place for
the sounding note gasped in astonish-
ment. Every time. it seemed. he could
thousandth of an inch. That's what he
had to do In order to make the right
note. And / concluded that he and his
fellows were in some way superior to
all other kinds ofSpeople in the matter
of judging distances. 3t5t ssE
But know better now. After long
and careful observation | have discov-
cred the truth, Those fellows shoot
their fingers up and down with an air
of great confidence. but they never
know exactly where the fingers will
stop. Like any other human being
they guess att. Then just as the note
is begun by the scraping of the bow
their trained ears catch the defect. ant
they readiust their fingers. Conse
quently. although thes public doesn'
know 1t. the great violin geniuses o
the world fill their work with lot o
notes that start falsely. "-Popular Mag
azine.
The Kendrick gazette. [volume] (Kendrick, Idaho) 1892-1968, 1914-04-03
HOG TYING A LoNGHoRN.
catohisso, Tripping and Roping 4 Steer
sil In Twenty seven Seconds.

1At0uhUS tTtPPJUS S"o UOp"S = Ss~~'
sl In Twenty seven Seconds.
To rope. ..bust" and hog tie' wild
Texas l0nghorn single handed In two
minutes is q sport which represents the
daily work of the range. Men of quick
eye and steady nerve each start their
fifty feet behind the longhorn, which
may jump the arena fence like deer
and again and again dodge when 1t
hears the first swish Of the rope. The
rope often breaks on the tautening. or
the saddle may slip, as In the case of
Bill Mahaffey. who landed on his head
with foot caught In the stirrup and but
for the splendidly trained COW pony
might have been dragged and killed.
There goes Cuba Crutchfeld! He
overtakes his sister. Swish. swish. His
lariat zips through the aria beautiful
throw over the horns. Then the COW
pony braces, and the rope tightens like
q harp string. Watching. anticipating
every move of his horned adversary.
the cowboy now circles the animal SO
that the rope is brought from the horns
around the hind legs. A word. and the
knowing pony makes a sudden start
Thud. and the steer Is tripped or bust
ed" The rope tautens. aud the rider is
already running afoot with short cord
in hand toward the steer, depending
for his own safety on his trained COW
pony to hold that rope taut and the
steer in position. With marvellous dex-
terity he hog ties" with number Of
half bitches looped about the hind feet
and one forefoot of the steer. The man
stands erect. raises both arms in the
air, and Crutchfeld has not only won
the steer roping championship. but has
ridden down. roped. thrown and hog
tied steer In twenty-seven seconds.
within six seconds of the best record
ever made. = Worlds Work. .ta t