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The Richmond Virginian. (Richmond, Va.) 1910-1920, 1914-07-07

pfedominates. the alcohol probably being utilized
q food by the exhausted body But no sooner
ia the first stage over, than the weakening effect
/ becomes more prominent. the alcohol proba bly,
( acting inturlouslv upon the nervous system In
The measurements of mental efficiency. the fol-
lowing conclusions were reached Moderate
daily drinking reduces considerably the rapidity
with which habitual associations of ideas are
( formed in the mind The effect of alcohol Is
cumulative, and increases rapidly time goes
On. The notion that alcohol stimulates a per.
son 10 his mental work is surely not corrohorate
Ny facts"
IN Eosanon@s complication. he says. we are
very the truth if say that throughout
the Western world, out Of four ad-
mitted to an insane asylum is brought there by
acohol."
These scrios Of reported experiments are too
iouRthv for 10 give in this letter, give
only few Of the many conclusions to show
now doctors differ" The largest amount OF
alcohol used In these experiments was three
quarters OF cupfu Of good Bordeaux
DIR, Mcclure says that conventions do not
meet In dry cities That thought should not dis
turb us, if we are faithful in our ideas and en-
deavors for the upbuldnc of It
seems to me that we are losing sight Of the
fundamental principle In the building Of a
nation by appealing to tho very hasest motives
hat can prompt mankind; mat is, the accuInu-
alton of dollars and cents.
lie SAYS Il am opposed to prohibition for
,eEal reasons. 1t IS unwise ruler who i'm
poses a law upon his people which he knows
advance Will he complied With. it
brings contempt upon all law The reason that
his contempt Is brought upon the law IS because
hose who claim In he patriotic citizens de not,
after law has been made. carry their pa
trotsm far enough 20 see that the law IS en-
forced II prohibition IS the law of the state,
aud am honest with myself. I will not break
hat law, suffer Il to be broken. II within
my power to prevent It, Nv side the dry side,
may not win In this coming election If we do
The Richmond Virginian. (Richmond, Va.) 1910-1920, 1914-07-07
roLErl-NI.- Az ASST.

Polifeneas shog.d aot only 1e cultivated sor
~ own saee o4t + proataole business asset
ard should Re Talaed accordingly Tho letter
~hieh President Fa1rsaz Harrison. of the Soata-
era railway has issued to an officers and em.
ployes o. his company on .tao subject Of cour
tssy, which IS REPRODUCED In me rIr9tntoo to
day is onc. q the evidences q the aueation
which great public service corporations are
E.y.ng to matters formerly considered 100 small
fer executive consideration.
m me early DAYS Of railroad transportation
questions pertaining u rates add Jranc 1aait
ties occupied The pablic mind. This ~ that lne
became unpopular because 81 alleged erorblsaat
Charges and rate Determinations But fl was
plain see that the arrogant mariner Of some
n&lroad officials and the 1lso5lig.ng spirit Of
The Richmond Virginian. (Richmond, Va.) 1910-1920, 1914-07-07

Although still, severely painful ths
injuries received by J, r Coats, 4fty-
five wears cid. Of Pembroke" farm.
on the IaneS river, when he attempted
70 fire a 10Y brass cannon in saluting
visitors 20 the farm on the Fourth of
July. are reported at st. Luke's hos
pital as not being so had as was f1rst
thought y has been deemed best not
To operate and Mr. Coates will prob
ably not lose his hands which were
severely tern by the explosion.
The Richmond Virginian. (Richmond, Va.) 1910-1920, 1914-07-07
To Hold Meeting.

Mrs Ropp, state organizer of the
Woman's Christian Temperance union,
will hold a injecting on the evering
of July IA at O'Clock in Weather
ford Memorial Baptist church, South
Richmond. At 5 O'Clock the same
Afternoon parlor meeting will be
held IN the home Of Mrs. Titus Loser.
The Richmond Virginian. (Richmond, Va.) 1910-1920, 1914-07-07
woinrer slightly improved

John Thomas We.mer. of 603 RAN
dolph street, who was seriously in
iured Saturday morning when he was
hit in the eye by a ball from a Roman
candle while celebrating the Fourth.
was reporffc as slightly improved last
night at the Stuart Circle hospital,
where he was taken for treatment,
Young Y elmer was shot through thu
eye which was extinguished. the ball
breaking bone Just back Of the nose
and lodging against the brain.
The Richmond Virginian. (Richmond, Va.) 1910-1920, 1914-07-07
Marrtn pe Announcesl

Announcement of the marriage Of
their daughter, Helen Atkins, TO
Robert Homer Anderson. the we'd
ding taking place on June 1S last,
has just been made by Mr.. and Mrs.
r j. Morrissette. Mr. and Mrs
Anderson are now in Pembroke, S. c.
where they VIII reside.
The Richmond Virginian. (Richmond, Va.) 1910-1920, 1914-07-07
Six Months for Assault.

lack johnson. negro, charged
with assaulting r. l. Reams, superin-
tendent Of the Fulton brick yards
March Al, was given six months in
Jail by Magistrate II. S. Sunday yester-
day. The case was sent back TO the
lower court from the grand jury
which failed to find 1t felouious as
sault. as charged.
The Richmond Virginian. (Richmond, Va.) 1910-1920, 1914-07-07

The case Of John Harris. negro,
charged with relieving another negro
manned Johnson of $50 in cash. was
continued until July 10. when called
in Police court yesterday. Harris was
arrested Sunday by Detective krengel.
after Johnson had complained to the
police Of his loss.
The Richmond Virginian. (Richmond, Va.) 1910-1920, 1914-07-07
Store EurrIarirfd

w n jerks. electrical contractor,
of 62I East Main street, reported TO
the police yesterday that his store
had been entered through the back
door some time during the night be-
fore and a quantity of postage stamps
and car tickets besides a few dollars
in cash, stolen. Detectives are work.
ing on the case
The Richmond Virginian. (Richmond, Va.) 1910-1920, 1914-07-07
DisortIerlY on Car.

> <-~use they were disorderly en- a
street car, Raymond Roach and Will
liam Lanier were fined IS each in Po-
lice court, part II,
The Richmond Virginian. (Richmond, Va.) 1910-1920, 1914-07-07


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The Richmond Virginian. (Richmond, Va.) 1910-1920, 1914-07-07
PEOPLES FORUM

Every Voter Must Answer Question to Own Con-
science.
In The following letter q direct and strong
reply is made 10 the recent speech Of Dr.
Stuart Mcclure at the Local Seif-Govern.nent
league meeting:
WILLIAM cambridge TURNER
ocean View. Virginia
ItTx
Rock Island Argus. (Rock Island, Ill.) 1893-1920, 1914-04-28
Notice OF Publication.

State of illinois. Rock Island Coun-
ty-ss:
In the Circuit Court. May term. a. p
1914.
Allen G. irwin VS.. Maude Irwin. II
Chancery.
Affidavit of unknown residence OF tho
above defendant, AIaude IRWIN, having
been filed in the clerks office of the
circuit court of said county notice ~
therefore hereby given to the said nom
resident defendant that the compla inapt
filed his bill of complaint in said ccuti
on the chancery side thereof. on tie
second day or April. 1914, and THAI
thereupon a summons issued out OF said
court, wherein said suit is now pending,
returnable on the first Monday in the
month of May next, as IS BY law re-
CURED
Now, unless you, the said defendant
above named, Maude Irwin. shall peg
sonally be and appear before said cir
cult court, Oh the first day OF the next
term thereof, to be holden at Rock H.
land in and Tor said county. on the first
Monday in May next, and plead. answer
demur 10 the said complainant's bill
OF complaint the same and matters and
things therein charged and stated win
be taken as confessed. and a decree on
tered according to the prayer OF SAID
bill. GEORGE w. GAMBLE.
Clerk.
Rock Island. Ill. April 2. 1914. N
Harry NJ. Mccaskrln. complainant
solicitor
Rock Island Argus. (Rock Island, Ill.) 1893-1920, 1914-04-28
LEGAL.
Nouce OF Publication.

State of Illinois. Rock Island Coun-
In the Circui. Court. To the May
term. A. d. 1914. in Chancery.
Dorsey A. Gorham, complement, VS..
Charles Reynolds tn. he un ha,D%Ia heirs r
ceased; Larkin Reynolds. the unknown
heirs or devisees OF Larkin Reynolds,
heirs or devisees OF John Keiiun. de-
ceased; Sophia Kellum; wilbur Camp
Reed the unknown heirs or devisees OF
Wilbur Camp Reed, deceased: Mary
Reed. the unknown heirs or devisees of
Mary Reed. decs ased: Frederick M.
Wood, the unknown heirs or devisees
OF Frederick NJ. Wood. deceased; Henry
A. Muller. the unknown heirs OF devil
sees of Henry A. Muller. deceased; the
unknown owners of the northeast quar-
ter OF the northeast quarter of section
number eight 90. in township number
Ave (5), west of the fourth (4th) p. NJ
in the county of Rock Island and state
OF Illinois; and the unknown heirs or
sons who may be Interested in said real
estate. pefendants.-Bill to Quiet Title
To the above named defendasgsSg and
each and every one OF you: skssSgf
Afadavit OF your non-resideqiexn and
of the non-rssidence OF eaeh%Mk yca
having been hled In the aboveSehtItled
cause In the Office of tho undersigned
clerk OF the circuit c2urt OF the county
you are hereby notified tina: the above
named complainant nas nied In said
court his bin OF complaint against you.
on the chancery side of said court. that
a summons in chancery has been issued
the May term. A. ID. 1914. OF said court,
house in the city OF Rock Island, In said
e se NAY a "a Is. isi4 at Which tine and
or demur 10 said bill of complaint. as
Dated al Rock Island. H., this srd
GEORGE w. GAMBLE,
Cierk OF Said Court
walker, ingram = Sweeney. solicitors
Rock Island Argus. (Rock Island, Ill.) 1893-1920, 1914-04-28
Argus Branch Offices

For the accommodate ton OF It's patrons
n various parts OF the city. The Argus
hRs established system OF branch Of
nces where subscriptions and want ad-
verfising may be received and any In
formation left that may pertain TO any
deparrment Of the paper. news or busi-
ness. II ~ also planned TO nave at each
of these branch Offices every evening a
supply OF copies OF The Argus OF he
DAY 80 that any subscriber who may
have failed under any circumstances 10
receive the paper. Wall be supplied free
% charge.
The Argus chain OF branch ofiices
includes the following.
:. J. kipp's notion store. 45l5 Fifth
n z Rowe's pharmacy. AIS Four
tenth avenue
sehneiders drug store. TUenty-sev-
eath street Seventh avenue.
Uuemeyers drug store, Eleventh ave-
n1e Fifteenth street
WagneTs grocery. 6l4 Fourth street
Ars- LondOns notion store. Seventh
street Fourteenth avenue.
Heinbeck's pharmacy. sZ2 Third ave-
nue..
Ernest Eberts' grocery. sz5 Eleventh
avenue
Elm Street drug store. Thlrtieth stree:
and Fifth avenue
College pharmacy. Seventh avenue
and Thirty-sighth street
Olson grocery. Thirteenth avenue and
Ihir-ieh street
Steiner drug store. corner Fifth ave-
r-e and Twenty-thfrd street
Hasttng & Pewe grocery. l72S Tween
t z. Kelly q Son. grocery. Is:s
Ninth street
Rock Island Argus. (Rock Island, Ill.) 1893-1920, 1914-04-28
LEGAL
Notice or Publication.


State of Illinois. Rock Island Coun-
In the Circuit cour. May term.
Mary F. New ton VS.. John Newton. Ar
thur Newton, Charles Newton. Lizzie
Wareham, Anne Osborn, William Henry
Newton, Elizabeth Newton and Arth ur
Newton. In Chancery
Affidavit OF non-residence of John
Newton. Arthur Newton. Charles New
ton, Lizzie Wareham. Anna Osborn,
William Henry Newton, Elizabeth New
ton and Arthur Newton, the above de-
PENDANTS, having been rled in the clerks
~, notice is therefore hereby given to
the said nonresident defendants that
the complainant filed her oil OF COM
plant in said court, on the chancery
side thereof. the 3rd day of April
1914, and that thereupon summons is
Is now pending. Teturnable on the first
Monday in the month OF May next, as
Is by law required
Now. unless you. the said non resident
defendants above named. John Newton
Arthur Newton. Charles Newton. Lizzie
Newton. Elizabeth Newton and Arthur
Newton, shall personally be and appear
before said circuit court. on the first
day of the next tenn thereof. to be
holden at Rock Island. in and for said
county. on the first Monday in May
next. and plead. answer or demur to the
said complainants bill of complaint the
same and the matters and things there
in charged and stated will be taken as
confessed. and a decree entered against;
bill. GEORGE w. GAMBLE.
Rock Island. Ill, April 3. 1914
j. r. Writer. compfa..ents solicitor.
Rock Island Argus. (Rock Island, Ill.) 1893-1920, 1914-04-28
Notice of Publication.

State of Illinois. Rock Island Coun-
ty-ss:
In the Circuit Court Ma term. 1914
John NJ. Smith. Nellie NJ. Glow. Nellie
Anderson, Arthur l.. Johnston, Anna II.
Smith VS.. George W. Smith. Frank H.
Schafer, executor OF the last viii and
testament OF John p. Smith, deceased.
IN Chancery. ~
AFFIDAVIT or on-residence OF the above
named defendant George W. Smith.
implicated with the above defendant
Frank IL. Schafer. executor of the last
will and testament OF John r. Smith
deceased, having been filed in the clerk 8
office OF the circuit court OF said coun-
the said nonresident defendants thar
the compliments filed their bin or COM
plant in said court. on the chancery
side thereof. on the first day or April.
1914, and that thereupon summons Is
sued out OF said court. wherein said
suit is now pending. returnahle ON tno
first Monday in the month OF May next
as is by law required.
Now. unless you. the said non-rez&~
dent defendant above named, George w.
smith, shall personally be and appe1I
nefore said circuit court, the nr&t
dav OF the next term thereof, TO 10
holden at Rock Island In and for the
said county. on the nrst Monday IN MAY
nexf and plead. answer or dcnlur 10
the said complainant bill Sf comptninL
IN CHARGED and stated Will be taken ~
and a decree entered agatnst
you GEORGE w GAMBLE, Clerk
Rock island. ILL.,. April z. 1914.
William McEniry and r. T. Thomp~
son, compiainants' solicitors.
Rock Island Argus. (Rock Island, Ill.) 1893-1920, 1914-04-28
Classified Rates

One cent per word for first insertion.
under regular classiications.
One and one-half cents per word for
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Two cents per word for three inser-
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Three cents per word for six inser-
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Monthly rate, 10 cents per word for
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tore, ETC., wanted, cent per word
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Rock Island Argus. (Rock Island, Ill.) 1893-1920, 1914-04-28
Professional Banter.

Parson Ats hard TO get people
into the church. DR.. B.-But it's cas-
Ter 10 do that than 1t Is to get them
into heaven. Parson A.-True. We
ministers can only point the way TO
heaven. When 1t comes to getting peo-
pie there we are obliged to fall back on
the Washington Herald
Rock Island Argus. (Rock Island, Ill.) 1893-1920, 1914-04-28
Executors Notice.

Estate of Frank r. Harrington, de-
ceased.
The undersigned having been ap-
pointed executrix of the last will and
testament of Frank r. Harrington, late
of the county of Rock Island, state of
Illinois, deceased, hereby gives notice
Benjamin Bell. Judge of the probate
court of Rock Island county, at the pro-
bate court room, in the city OF Rock Is
land, at the July term. on the first Mon
day in July next at which time all per-
sons having claims against said estate
are notified and requested to attend for
the purpose of having the same ad-
justed All persons indebted to said es-
tate are requested to make Immediate
payment to the undersigned.
Dated 2253 1ay o. april, A ID. 1914.
ANNA E. HARRINGTON. ~
Executrix.
Walker. Ingram & Sweeney. attor-
news
Rock Island Argus. (Rock Island, Ill.) 1893-1920, 1914-04-28
MASSAGE.

SWEDISH MOVEMENE-Miss A Elm
arson, graduated Swedish masseuse
gives treatment in private homes and
at office by appointment Phone Rock
Island 21oS. Office. 615 Seventeenth
street.
Rock Island Argus. (Rock Island, Ill.) 1893-1920, 1914-04-28
LEGAL.
Notice of Finnl settlement.

Estate of Eva Regina, Jahn. deceased
Public notice Is Hereby given that the
undersigned, Paul A jain and Martin
u. jain, executors OF the last viii anu
testament of Eva Regina jain. deceas-
ed, have this day dled their final report
and settlement as such in the probate
court OF ROCK Island county, and hear
ing on said report has been set for
March 2S. 1914. at 10 o'clock a m, at
which time persons interested may ap-
pear and make objections thereto, aud
will be approved at that time. and the
Undersigned will ask for an order OF
distribution. and Will also ask TO be
discharged.
Rock Island. ILL.,. March ., 1914. f
PAUL A. JAIN,
MARTIN q. JAIN,
Executors Last Win and Testament OF
Eva Regina jain. DECEASED. !
Schriver d Schriver. attorneys. d
Rock Island Argus. (Rock Island, Ill.) 1893-1920, 1914-04-28
.nsy.Acrs, CT 9-ETLE

Of uu{ grsp.Isd s or con 20.
naesd 20 date eoferinrsz go, and &C
eurnts service att TeasonsDS, eeu.-
Rock Island TitIsl AostI.f ~. j.
euseney. secret1ryf. foc-zes, 6s,IIa-
neor, Fsople's Mad ion4I bank O1''"
Rock Island Argus. (Rock Island, Ill.) 1893-1920, 1914-04-28
nrsrNEss Opportunities.

ron sAIE-A money making business
F0r full particulars. see US at once
Fckhart A. Bunum-
TO EXcHANGE-Tho real estate or
business you don't want for what you
40 want I can match any PROPOSE
ton vou may have. l.. l. Hance
SAFETY building Phone Rock Island
asa.
Rock Island Argus. (Rock Island, Ill.) 1893-1920, 1914-04-28
BICYCLES AND MOTORCYCLES.

TIRES (aII makes). aecessories lamps
-: cut prices. fss Flying Asrkle
s1CScIes at wholesale price. 80 lor-
SnSe and blue cnAmeled)s lzs Ear
Third street. Davenport
Rock Island Argus. (Rock Island, Ill.) 1893-1920, 1914-04-28

All the news all the time-The
Argus.
Rock Island Argus. (Rock Island, Ill.) 1893-1920, 1914-04-28

FOR SALE-New bungalow, on hill, at
a bargain: partly modern; easy terms.
Phone Rock Island PA.
Rock Island Argus. (Rock Island, Ill.) 1893-1920, 1914-04-28
FOR sALE-CTTY PROPERTY.

FOR SALE-New five-room house part
~ modern. price s1.40o. Inquire 1921
Forty-h first street
Rock Island Argus. (Rock Island, Ill.) 1893-1920, 1914-04-28
FOR RENT-RoONIs.

FOR RENT - Well furnished room
lavatory in room. large closet. and
every modern convenience: 933 Sew
enteenth street Phone Rock Island
Rock Island Argus. (Rock Island, Ill.) 1893-1920, 1914-04-28

FOR SALE-Two good lots; a bargain.
Inquire 1910 Thirty-Second street.
Phone Rock Island SSs-K.
Rock Island Argus. (Rock Island, Ill.) 1893-1920, 1914-04-28

FOR SALE-The modern double house
(six rooms each sldeJ at 749 and 751
Twenty third street, at a price that
will net a high rate of interest; lot
co feet front, mousse good as nSEkk new
er vacant; desirable locationSYsqp ire
of owner, George +. Roth, 1877 wen
ty-third street.
Rock Island Argus. (Rock Island, Ill.) 1893-1920, 1914-04-28

FOR SALE-will sell rooming house;
nice location: all the rooms are rent
ed. Phone Rock Island 1476.
Rock Island Argus. (Rock Island, Ill.) 1893-1920, 1914-04-28

FOR SALE = Good paying rooming
house; good location; cheap If taken
at once; 1921 Fourth avenue.
Rock Island Argus. (Rock Island, Ill.) 1893-1920, 1914-04-28

FOR RENT-Furnished rooms at 1920 u
Fourth avenue.
Rock Island Argus. (Rock Island, Ill.) 1893-1920, 1914-04-28

sUPERFLUOUs hair. moles. warts. on
face and arms permanentix rsmo o
NJ Kfttredge- I Argyle nafs. Brady
street DAVENPORT Phone srts.
Rock Island Argus. (Rock Island, Ill.) 1893-1920, 1914-04-28

paved street; nice location: Inquire
1900 Fourth street. Phone Rock Is
land 2454.
Rock Island Argus. (Rock Island, Ill.) 1893-1920, 1914-04-28
FOR RENT-HOUBES.


FOR RENT Five-roOm cottage. IN
Sears. 70 small family. z. u. Fisher.
The Winslow mail., 1914-04-18

the preferred stock not herein sub
scribed; in manner and form as pre-
scribed by the Bylaws of the Com
pany now or hereafter enacted, and
all stock purchased by the corporation
or reverting to it from any source
shall become unsubscribed stock and
may be sold and disposed of by the
Board of Directors
The entire issue of ten thousand
100000 shares of common stock of
this corporation shall, as soon as the
corporation is formed, be issued 20 J.
Z. Penney as trustee, who shall hold
and vote same during his natural life,
or until he disposes of all his preferred
stock in this corporation, and so long
as he acts or is able to act as man.
ager or president of the corporation.
provided however, he does not, prior
thereto, voluntarily relinquish his said
right and privilege to so hold and vote
said stock:-And in case of the hap
pening of any or all of the foregoing
contingencies, the majority of the pre-
ferred stock at a stockholders meet
ing, duly called, may appoint a sue
cessor as such trustee with the same
powers with reference to such COM
mon stock, or may distribute said COM
mon stock as stock dividend to the
preferred stockholders
ARTICLE TX.
The amount of the CAPITAL stock sub
scribed and taken by each of the in
corporators herein named parties to
this agreement and parties hereto, is
as follows:
The Winslow mail., 1914-04-18
How to Avoid Failure.

What's the matter, Silas?"
"Confound them rascals that's al.
ways advertisin' in these weekly pa
pers from down in Maine. / sent two
dollars to one of 'em the other day tt
find out how to be a successful bust
ness man. It's got so it seems there
amt nothin any more hardly that ain't
a swindle. Here's what he wrote to
me: Start at the right thing at the
right time in the right way"
The Winslow mail., 1914-04-18
An Exasperatlnq Fence.

did you know exclaimed the an
cry farmer, addressing the automobil
ist, that that was my calf you just
ran over?"
"Ah, no. l hadn't noticed it. I've
been so busy wondering ever since
got here why any fool should want tc
build as strong a fence as you have
out there along the road. / wouldn't
be surprised if l had broken some
thing coming through it,"
The Winslow mail., 1914-04-18
Upriuht Always.

81 believe that policeman is leading
an upright life"
Its encouraging to think there are
such men on the force"
"Yes. He sleeps SO much on his
feet that it doesn't seem as if he could
possibly want to ever lie down tc
rest
The Winslow mail., 1914-04-18
CANDID OPINION.

A man hates to be caught looking
at himself in a mirror Women are
seldom caught doing anything else.
When a woman feels that it is nee
essary to cut down expenses she
wants to begin by getting her hus-
band to wear cheaper clothes.
Many man would be discouraged
If he knew how homely his wife ap.
pears to some of the rest.
The man who does his work just tc
get it done is generally kept pretty
busy wondering why they don't raise
his salary.
Virtue always wastes valuable time
when she gets to bothering over what
Vice thinks of her.
No girl ever permitted a man tc
hold her hand expecting him to stoT
at that.
The Winslow mail., 1914-04-18
Her Threat.

"Mr. Nozzleton," she said, eff you
try to hug and kiss me again l shall
call papa"
Where is your father?" he asked.
He's in the Yellowstone Park and
will be beyond mail or telegraph com
munication for three weeks"