The Nezperce herald. (Nezperce, Idaho) 1900-1957, 1914-07-02

I for all times. Goody.
That up to date no one has given
q better reason for the manufacture
J Of peg top pants than that they are
} made for people who consider them
selves all over-run with brains, for
storage purposes.
That the latest out is that Roose-
velt's physicians advise him to stay
off the stump during the present cam
paign. This reminds as of Jimmy
Parsons quaint saying applying ii to
the Progressives. sThere goes your
little ball game all shot to pieces"
That to the famous pictures rep
Presenting Washington crossing the
Delaware, Napoleon meeting his
Waterloo. DsSoto skirting the Missi-
ssippi and Funston swimming the
Bag-B Bag viii have to be added thai
of Roosevelt discovering the River Of
Douhr.
That there are q lot of people
right here in our law-abiding city
who act as if sney were immune from
cbeying the city ordinance relating
to pasturing their stock on ether
peoples front lawns or allowing il
to run at large over other peoples |
gardens all night. Yea. that il gall.
personihed.
That the Winchester Journal. the
official organ of Lewis county in its
issue of June rs publishes the april
proceedings Of the county commits
sioners. Nothing like being up-to-
date. but the trouble is that not more
than two or three hundred people Of
the county will know that il was pub
lished at all.
mat a minister, not = thousand
miles from Nezperce announces in
his church notes that prayer meeting
will take place every Wednesday
evening. Prayer meeting prayer
meeting Let's see, seems to Us We
have heard Of some such gathering
in the days Of our youth-many.
many years ago.
That our Office devil was nearly
scared to death the other morning.
A package was delivered here from
the local Chinese laundry and when
be saw the monogram on the package,
the owners name, he fig
ared il must contain tarantula, and
proceeded, with two sticks to convey
1 to the rear Of the building.
That "the day is not far distant. 2
raid a welI-known Lewis county au-
obile man, interested in aviation,
when the man in the flying machine ]
viii look down on the automobiles. /"
Yes" said his victim, whose only u
interest in automobiles, Is lodging y
hem, Sand for my part Of it. I hope I
le'll fall down on him too" 4
That one reason that the catalog n
ouses are getting at least a part of q
ne many orders is for a reason some U
hing as follows: "a ladies' hair B
ct resails for 10 cents; dozen from u
mail order house, postage prepaid, j
ost 10 cents" A difference of only
bout 500 per cent, and In our opin- u
N poor business judgment. u
That a Methodist minister in Min
ssosa preached very strong ser
on one Sunday recently against the n
iperstitious belief in q literal hell D
burning pit of birthstone land d
nong other things said eve have q
used the days of helIGre preaching h
hen sermons reeked with the fumes
the birthstone pit. We have tax
from our catechisms such state
snts as ''the torments of hell last
rever and ever" we have ceased
lock with favor on Dante Inferno
d Michael Angeles Last Judg-
mt ! have no fears of
y birthstone pit material hell is
pugnant TO my sense
That the obituary notice Of man
cse life has not been all that II
'uld have been 10 often difficult
It in journalism. An Iowa ex-
ange recently dared TO come out
this fashion concerning an individ-
whose name ws know uaf uAI1