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Arizona sentinel and Yuma weekly examiner., 1914-09-24


 Purchased 1875 by John w. Dorring ton, who relinquished to w. H Shorey on July l, 1911. Published fo A years without missing an issue.
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 Yuma Daily Examiner A Thinking Paper for Thinking People
 Established March N, 1906
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 OUR PLATFORM
 The Yuma Daily Examiner stands for representative democracy as taught by Theodore Roosevelt, whe represents Progressive Republicanism Jr the Republicanism of Abraham Lincoln, which was the democracy of Thomas Jefferson.
 Why is war?
 Made in America" is better. Breezy minds are never becalmed. To Mexico: Now be good or get spanked
 You may know it, but do we? Bet | ter tell us. What a blessing is peace-in the | home.
 Wise men absorb knowledge. Fools absorb wind.
 Bought at home and used at home" is also good.
 What effect has the war on Amer ica? Ask some one who knows. The Turk manfully restraints his diabolical grin.
 When the mighty lead the little fellows toddle along behind. But we often feel lonesome in front. To the President: Buy bale of cotton" is good Six dollars a year for this paper is also good-very good Fill your lungs with air and your brain with knowledge and your pock- cts will fill themselves.
 Don't be afraid of the other fellow. You may look just as big to him. REMARKABLE RECORD MADE BY
 BRITISH GENERAL General Sir Horace Lockwood Smith Dorrien, hero of the historic retreat of the English from Belgium, has long been known as one of the best fight ing officers in the British army. From his entry into the service in 1876 down to and through the Boer war, he saw almost constant service in the field extending from ZuZuland to the northwest frontier of India.
Arizona sentinel and Yuma weekly examiner., 1914-09-24

Why is war?
The Nome daily nugget., 1914-02-28

For the benefit of patrons. toilet n rear of Eagle saloon will be open on Sundays.
The Nome daily nugget., 1914-02-28

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The Nome daily nugget., 1914-02-28
NEWS OF MANY NOVELTIES
 WINTERINC OUTSIDE

Is tu be married on the 18th of Jan. that is the day they have set to sail for Honolulu on their honey tor ma lasses) moon. Charlie Mitchell and family and mother are living in Oak land. Earl James is in the real estnt'' huainess. Joe Shell ar Schell. the 1eeweier is also in the real estate husi- neaA. H. shearer is living In Oakland Ray Osborn ir driving an oil tank de- llvering oil. Capt. Cais"n ia running or owns m appartment house. Thos Ross of the life saving station was quite busy the last time I saw him Saw RHbie Rice the cook today with a lady hanging on his arm. Gus For gen and family nre living here. hc is locking for locat ion. Bert Malnhy and Brockcy Mike are running little pan and solo trap Dinger catches most of the Alaskans and has got Il good trade. Chas. Schow k working for him. Harry Edgeington is work = ing at the St Francis. T"bhy Reed k hooking for concession in tho fan grounds
 James O'Suiiivnn is stopping nt in" Glenn hotel. Max Gordcn has . nice
The Nome daily nugget., 1914-02-28

Otto Van Sickle has received inc following newsy letter iron, lh Young:
 l have been so busy sight seeing and sidestepping autos that have not really he'd time to write only a couple of cards from Seattle and Portland and suppose you have got them be- fore this time. With the exception of some rain the weather ts fine wc are having fine time Was in vic- tolia and Vancouver. md by the way. Tad our Thanksgiving dinner with Fitzgerald the painter in Vancouver. We were In Tacoma, snw CooksIe and he has. nice little business. Was also out to Pete Johnson's Ash ranch and had dinner with them.
 stopped in Portland Il week. Port land Ia good looking town. Arrived here on the 1S of December and rub bercd until my neck is sore Have saw everything of any noir except mint. Win leave here In few days for Los Angeles and S,n Diego md frcm there will give you the itincry of our trip. Tho first stop will bs Deming. Fl 1:'xo. Houston. Sabin> New Orleans. Montgomery. West
The Nome daily nugget., 1914-02-28

placr In Oakland. Trli s'e0tty that W. called on his daughter in Berkeley and sh" is l""king and feeling fine. We were nlso in John BagRe's home in oakland. Chas. Ebllng Is working at his trade. Louis Pelz can he seen at the stanford. lack Hatnes is with the V cstern Union. A. Roth Brown that lived with II. T.uwsir Ia here. Dr. Mem cfre has gone to the mountains for his health. Frank Reed and Jim Murray arc trying to promote a dredging pro- position. Deafie Sheldon is married and wanted to know what the elm nccs are In Alaska.
 Dennis Stack, X. F. H"dy. Cl"nry. ihmt was In the Corwin's office. Frank Grimm. r. NJ. Gibson are living in Oakland. Mc.Allister. .Inck Winters and many others too numerous to ,ntntkrn are here. Win cclose by ask . ing tn l"' remembered to all.
 F. A. VOTING.
The Nome daily nugget., 1914-02-28

II ; ulShItS unu tue bLunu Ok lIie ineun- . bcrs of ths committee appointed by i!l,. spcak ker of ti,. House l,ua The back ing and encouragement vr Il iurKe tiiu . j. riiy "f ii,r representatives of bntit parties.
 The only hope vf speedy action now seems to lie in the President being able io bring pressure 10 bear to forc., tue cunfrrees together on the finance I.i:.us and just now the President Is sn taken up with the very serious state of affairs in Mexico that he has little time to give to even such an important matter as the Alaska rail- road bill
 In fact there k much less interes; manifested in Alaska just now by the legislators than there was a few weeks ago and this is undoubtedly due |" the very pressing nature of affairs between this country and Mexico.
 The Alaskuns who are in Washing lon looking after tho interests of the hill and their friends are doing all possillc to get some action.
The Nome daily nugget., 1914-02-28

Point. Atlant,. Charlotte. Danvilfe. l.. nchburg, Washington. Philadelphia. and New York and from New York to Buffalo. Chicago. St. Louis and to Bowling Green and home, and back Via Kansas City. Denver. Chyenne, Ogden. Salt Lake City. Pocatslit Burlington. Portland. Seattle and then the big water way out "f the world R.. much for that.
 A few Nome people that are con- spicuous on the streets most every day are Lindeberg, W. W. Johnson, T T. Ncstor. Jim Wilson, and by the way he Is doing Q nice business.
 Al Sullivan was here hut went away and I didn't get to see him. He Is go. ing tn get married soon. Rob Simson is here. has called twice to see me hut wis out both times. Mike A,rre is under the doctors care. Ed Anderson of Iditarod. Teddy Anderson of the federal jail. E. l.. R"ss and family. Neis Peterson. Pat the Dane Parry Ray. !. !. Colo and shorty Mitchell are about to close Il dea fm Il dredge. the papers will bc signed UT in n few days. Mitchell. [ think
The Nome daily nugget., 1914-02-28
RECORDS
Jan. .?. iOt4.


 Final Receivers Receipt. '. $. to F. R. Cow,lcn. Tom Thumb claim.
 Y. S. to James ". i;,yG, ! and 6 ,.iuvc on BOuspDn creek. and Heath cIa i'm on Pistol ru ch.
 Proofs of Labor. No, s above on Big lluriah F. I;. Ccwden.
 Row fraction right limit Dry Creek. ]. F. schmedling.
 Gold Avenue, right limit Dry creek. :. F. Schmcdling.
 Independent fraction and Luck star bench, right limit Otter creek. Vim. Hrenig.
 Halla tract association. between Dry and Bourbon creeks Combination as- sociation, Franklin gulch. Golden Hull association, between Newton and ot- ter creeks, Oriers association. loft linn 1t Dry creek. John X. Wrhh.
 Deed. James w. Bayne to J. l. IIager NJ. s above on Bourbon creek. and 1-e fn- terest in Kofa fraction. Jennie Mary Carey to Harry laurie and Hilja Lourie. cnst half of Int 1s iH block GO. Nome.
The Nome daily nugget., 1914-02-28
WEAThER REPORT.

February A. 1914. Temperature Max. 2l above. lnin.. .r above. L'arometer-z9.54 inches. Weuther-Clear. Wind-N.. miles per hour.
 February 25. IylI. Temperature l6 above, min. } abUve. barometer 2s.!S inches. Weather Cloudy. Wind N. IG miles Der hour.
 February 26 1914. Temperature--A Max. A above; min. : below. t.arumeirr-29.3 inches. Weather-C Cloudy. Wind-W.. miles per hour.
 Nome. Alaska. Fch. 27, 1all. Temperature II Min. 6. i,lrometer-2a.4 nches Weather--C Cloudy. Wind North. 2 miles per hour Irccipitatinn--Tra snow.
  For the benefit of patrons. toilet n rear of Eagle saloon will be open on Sundays.
The Nome daily nugget., 1914-02-28
FEDERATED CHURCH
sunday services.

l;ihlc school at II a. m.
 Evening worship, o'clock. The pastor will review Churchill's latest Gavcl "Thc Inside of tho Cup" This is s.,id to b,. the greatest religious novel Sincc the publication of "Rohcrt Els n,crc'
The Nome daily nugget., 1914-02-28

Mrs. eartlett's dancing class every T, ssday and Friday evenings at 8 D. m. K. K. hall. chiidren's Ssturda.'
The Nome daily nugget., 1914-02-28
RAILROAD CONFEREES
 DISCUSSING BILL
Special Nugget Service.

Special Nugget Service.
 WASHIN0TON. Feb. 2S.--- While the conferees from ths House of tcpresrn- tatives yielded to the Set,ate un th, question vf the guagc of the .ihsh.. railroad spurs leaving the nlattcr ,'' b., determined later as tlIc cohsiru"- ton of the road advances. and. whit a few other minor points iih discus sion were arranged satisfactorily |" both sides, the committee yesterday locked horns on the bond issue f.ize of the bill and after an all-,iay session was no nearer settlement than when it met.
 The House members of the commit = tee are clearly divided on the issue and unless there Is considerable pressure exerted from outside there may he m porting of the blli back from the. com ference. Efforts were made yrsttr- in regard to tho financing of the con structon of tho road but al the close of the session the two sides [" the argument were as far apart as "n thu day of the first meeting.
 For some reason tho House seems to feel thnt to yield to the Senate in this
The Nome daily nugget., 1914-02-28
WHY EAT POOR BREAD When you can get GOOD. WHOLE SOME Bread at Sc per loaf.
 ANVIL BAKERY,
 NORTH POLE BAKERY.

Mozart failed miserabIy at Vienna by his piano being out of tune. Have yours tuned by Ollie 6ourrst and you will never fail. Phone White t37.
The Nome daily nugget., 1914-02-28
THIS WILL INTEREST YOU.

For the next thirty days we will place on sale at 20 per cent discount Tailor Made suits to order.
 Fifty four or this seasons latest patterns in blacks and hlucs. serges and worsteds.
 First class workinn nship. Fit gunr- anteed Only small deposit required. We invite you to examine goods whc- ther you buy or not We d0 nitcrn- tions md cleaning. pressing and re- pairins. Yours to please.
 NOME ToILoRiN0 co. Dsswssn zshnsr and Ssssrstrew's.
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The Nome daily nugget., 1914-02-28

If you want to teep up with the pro- cession subscribe for the NUGGET
The Nome daily nugget., 1914-02-28

Tirr" is .g,"mi education in a live I,.i"r SiIh.rriiH for the NltGiF.f iir livrst th.1g in Nome
Bisbee daily review., 1914-12-08
HoRsE RAcEs AssuREn.

The Christmas horse program for the track near the country club now appears to be an assured method of diversion for the circle fans of the district H. M Belt who is arrang- ing for the track exhibition, has com pleted his plans and will have the track placed in condition immediate ly. The plans are for races on Dec ember 25. 26, and 27 and horses from this district and other places In the state will be entered.
Bisbee daily review., 1914-12-08
PALMERLEE IN.

Joe Palmerlee, of Palmerlee Sta ton, in the Huachuoas, was a visitor in Bisbee yesterday from his home. Palmerlee declares that everything is in excellent shape in his section of the country and that the snows are beginning to show their white ness on the mountains. J H. Wick ersham, a we'll known mine owner of the Huachuoas accompanied Palmer lee to Bisb0e.
Bisbee daily review., 1914-12-08
NOTICE or DIVIDEND.

Wolverine & Arizona Mining Com. pany has declare a dividend of twen- ty cents per share, payable December 9th, 1914 to stockholders of record tt the close of the books November '0 1914 Transfer books close at the close of business November 30, 1914 and reopen at the opening of business December 10, 1914
 Signed CHAS. CHYNOWETH,
 Secretary. Calumet, Michigan.
 November 20. 1914. adv
Bisbee daily review., 1914-12-08
eAoRp TAXES NO ACTION.

According to Lee Jovanoyich, who returned yesterday afternoon from Tombstone, the Board of Supervisors took no action on the matter of i'm provement to roads contiguous to the Warren District The supervisors felt that this was a matter which should properly be left to the incom- ing board for disposition.
Bisbee daily review., 1914-12-08
LEAVES EoR roNoPAH.

James McCabe, a well known min CT, and for several years employed In the various mines, leaves tomor- row for Tonopah where he will locate Mrs. Tom Dolan, sister Of McCabe's leaves with her brother but will go direct to San Francisco.
Bisbee daily review., 1914-12-08
BIC PIcruRE TAX EN.

When the Elks were on their way to the Memorial services Sunday, an excellent panorama picture was talk en of the lodge CD masse The pie ture was taken by Smiley, the well known photographer and will soon De on display.
Bisbee daily review., 1914-12-08
IN FROM vALlEY.

George Rannell a well known Sul- phur Springs valley rancher was a business visitor in Bisbee yesterday He declares that the frosts are heavy in the valley at the present time but are not hurting anything The ranch CT adds that he Is looking for a ban ner year In the valley during 1915
Bisbee daily review., 1914-12-08
ATTENTION

Brotherhood of America Yoemen Nomination and election ol officers for the coming year. Al our next re gular meeting Dec Sth. All members are requested to attend.
 JAS. w TROXELL,
 Foreman.
 F. D. STINSON,
 correspondent
Bisbee daily review., 1914-12-08
vIsITINo FRoM DOUGLAS.

Mrs. B. Roberts, a well known resi- dent of the Shelter City, arrived in Bisbee yesterday morning and will spend several days in the city. Mrs Roberts is visiting her brother John Franks chief of the fire force with the Copper Queen Mining Company.
Bisbee daily review., 1914-12-08
LADY MAcAeEEs TO DOUGLAS.

The Lady Macabees of Bisbee last night jouneyed to Douglas where they participated in a drill before the Douglas lodge under the captaincy of Mrs. c. A. Bailey. dance followed the meeting and a most enjoyable time was had by all those present
Bisbee daily review., 1914-12-08
OSCAR DOYLE VISITS.

Oscar Doyle. repreBentative-elect to the next legislature. returned to Bisbee Saturday from Tombstone. where he Is engaged with A. c. Kar- gar in completing some of the years records for the board of supervisors. Doyle win spend today in the dis trict and return to the county seat tomorrow.
Bisbee daily review., 1914-12-08
A1ruNrloN oDo FELLOWS.

- All members of sonora @, Lodge No. g l. o. o. F. '-aa are requested to attend meeting of Bisbee Lodge No 10 Wed nesday night, Dec 9th at F. M
 c. s. ROUTH,
 Noble Grand.
Bisbee daily review., 1914-12-08
HICKS sNoWEp UNDER.

c. w. Hicks. treasurer of Cochise county, is showed under To sever al visitors in the county seat yester- day the treasurer displayed several rows of matters that are awaiting his attention His office force fig work ing steadily with various matters and with taxes coming in tho office is oyereTowded with work.
Bisbee daily review., 1914-12-08
REp eANNoN oN euslNEss.

"Red' Cannon, the well known dep uty sheri1, left yesterday morning for the Huachucas where he is look ing for a resident who is alleged to be unbalanced and frightening his neighbors in that vicinity.
Bisbee daily review., 1914-12-08
EL PAso IS GOOD.

Judge George W. Totman returned Sunday morning after a four days stay in Fl Paso on business. Judge Totman says that the Pass City gives every appearance of being in excellent condition generally. The judge returned to be on hand for talk ing over of the city magistracy which takes place this morning.
Bisbee daily review., 1914-12-08
DOUGLAS VISITORS.

pr. A. w. Vanneman, a well known Douglas resident, and Judge Parson. one of the Shelter Cy's best known attorneys, were visitors In Bisbee yesterday. They returned to their homes late yesterday.
Bisbee daily review., 1914-12-08
sPENps WEEKEND.

owen E. Murphy, county recorder of Cochise county and a resident of the District. was a weekend visitor here. He attended the Eiks Memor- ial services Sunday and met Q great number of his well-wishing friends in the city and district
Bisbee daily review., 1914-12-08
AUCTION.

Three burros and one colt will be sold to highest bidder this F. NJ at 9 o'clock if not redeemed before Sale takes place at city barn. 273
Bisbee daily review., 1914-12-08
woopMEN CIRCLE polNcs.

One of the best meetings of the year in the Woodmen Circle was held several weeks ago The next meeting of the well known odge will take place on Friday. December H.. when there will be an election of ofi- icers for the ensuing year and initia- ton.
Bisbee daily review., 1914-12-08
EL PAso ATTORNEY.

w. A. Hawkins. one of Fl Paso's leading attorneys and well known throughout this section was an arri- val in Bisbee yesterday He is in Bisbee on legal business.
Bisbee daily review., 1914-12-08
MorAER sERIousLY lLL.

Mrs. J. J. Bowen left last evening for Los Angeles where she was called on account of the very serious illness of her mother. Advices to Mrs. Bow en yesterday indicated that her moth CT had little chance Of recovery
Bisbee daily review., 1914-12-08
ATTENTION

The Warren Ladies Aid will hold a fancy work and home made candy sale on Dec from 10 o'clock to later that evening in the building op- posite the C. & A. offices adv.
Bisbee daily review., 1914-12-08
ovER FRoM couNrY sEAr.

John Walker. court reporter Of the Cochlse county Superior court and a we'll known resident of the county seat arrived In Bisbee yesterday and spent the day in tho district on bus. mess
Bisbee daily review., 1914-12-08
L O CAL
PErlT IARcENY cAAReE.

Trinidad Garcia a local carpenter was arrested yesterday on a charge of petit larceny Garcia is alleged to have stolen some carpenters tools His case will be heard today in Judge Highs court
Bisbee daily review., 1914-12-08
RETURN FROM VISIT.

Mrs. J T. Abrams and little daugh- ter. Mary Jane, well known residents of Naco, returned yesterday from a visit to Phoenix
Bisbee daily review., 1914-12-08
ANOTHER BOY.

Yesterday there was born to Mir. and Mrs. Caldwell of Tombstone Can yon a seven pound boy. Both the young son and mother are reported to be doing sXcellently.
Bisbee daily review., 1914-12-08
WANTED.

Clean cotton rags at the Review 1ffce.
 Let the Hasty Messenger Service deliver your packages Open day and night. Phone POT. PIG
Bisbee daily review., 1914-12-08
JIM ELDER lN CITY

James Elder one of the best known travelling men in the state of Arizona Is a business visitor in the District. Elder is representing the Saginaw Manistee Lumber Company of W1ll- jams
Bisbee daily review., 1914-12-08
SELLS A VELlE.

The Bisbee Auto Company, through it's sub-agent, c. L. Cummings. of Tombstone. yesterday delivered a "Builtwen Six" Velie to Sam Watts Of the county seat J. J. Bowen made delivery of the car.
Bisbee daily review., 1914-12-08
XMAS SALE

Fancy Work and Food Sale today by Baptist Ladies Louis Market. Main Street 25l
Bisbee daily review., 1914-12-08
D. MCKEE LEAVES.

D. Mckee, one of the popular pro prietors of tbe Antlers Cafe on Main street, left last night for Chicago. Mckee will join Mrs. Mckee in the Windy City where she has been for several weeks
Bisbee daily review., 1914-12-08
CHARLIE CHAPMAN.

Keystone Comedy. Orpheum tonight ''Nuf Sed." 27S
Bisbee daily review., 1914-12-08
BORN A BOY.

BORN A BOY.
 Born 10 Frank and Mrs Haynes at the Copper Queen hospital Saturday afternoon. 8 fine. ten pound boy
Bisbee daily review., 1914-12-08

CHARLIE CHAPMAN.
 Keystone Comedy Orpheum tonight "Nuf Sed" 278
Bisbee daily review., 1914-12-08
cAAnllE CHAIRMAN

Keystone Comedy. Orpheum tonight "Nuf Sed." 27S
Bisbee daily review., 1914-12-08
CHARLIE CHAPMAN.

Keystone Comedy orpheum tonight "Nuf Sed." 27S
Bisbee daily review., 1914-12-08
NOTICE

There will be meeting of the stockholders of the Arizona Automatic Ar Association at the city hall at 7:30 P. M.. Wednesday, Dec 9th.
 By call of
Bisbee daily review., 1914-12-08

". c. CANYON.
 President.
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Daily capital journal. (Salem, Oregon) 1903-1919, 1914-05-25
REACHING THE SPOT.
It Has Been Done, So Scores of Salem
Citizens Say.

To get rid of an aching back,
The sharp twinges,
'The tlred-out feelings,
You must reach the spot-get at the
cause.
In many cages tits the kidneys.
Doan's Kidney Pills are for weak
kidnCys.
Salon citizens testify.
Mrs. George Stotler, 1706 Mission St,
Salem, Ore, says: "I have given
Doan's kidney Pills thorough trial,
having used them off and on during
the past five years, and | do not hesi-
tate to say they are the best kidney
medicine to be had had attacks of
kidney complaint and my back got
lame and sore. Since first using
Doan's Kidney Pills, have always had
something that win help my kidneys
and rid me of kidney ailments in a
short time"
Price SOC, at all dealers. Don t simp.
ly ask for a kidney remedy-get
Doan's Kidney Pills-tne same that
Mrs. Stotler had. Foster Milburn Co.,
Props, Buffalo, N. Y.
Daily capital journal. (Salem, Oregon) 1903-1919, 1914-05-25
Trip Across the Atlantic by
Air Will Come Far Soon
er Than Majority Of
People Think
By CLAUDE GRAHAME-WHTTE, Aviator


1T REQUIRES PROPHECY TO THAT WITHIN TWEEN
TY SHALL BE ABLE CROSS THE FlF.
TEEN HOURS. 1881. THAT SAY, 1T
LONDON FRIDAY AFTERNOON IN LUXURIOUS AERIAL
PULLMAN, WHERE CAN EAT AND SLEEP IN COMFORT AND
REACH NEW YORK FOLLOWING MORNING. WOULD LEAVE
AMERICA ON SUNDAY AFTERNOON AND BE MONDAY
INCONVENIENCE THAN GOING TO PARIS
OR SCOTLAND WEEK Now TWENTY YEARS TIME
THE HAS NOT TRAVELLED BY AIR WILL BE IN
EXACTLY THE SAME POSITION NEVER BEEN IN
TRAIN TODAY
There doubt that shall have aerial vessels of the heavier
than type the the Muren carrying three thousand and
the safety and certainty Of express train hope to TO New
York in this way myself day 1t viii come far than the
jority of people think.
THESE CHANGES MUST TAKE TIME, BUT AM CONVINCED IT
WILL SHORT. ESTABLISHED,
1T IS AS SAFE IN THE
MERELY MATTER NATURAL EVOLUTION ABSURD, NAT
uRALLY, THERE MORE PROBLEMS TO BE SOLVED
THERE ARE BUT THEY ARE NOT
ACTUAL FLIGHT.
Daily capital journal. (Salem, Oregon) 1903-1919, 1914-05-25

after year, and still felt punk, with
daily spasms in her trunk. Ny aunt
was foundered, and she knew green
pains with every breath she drew, and
though bought her pals of dope, the
poor old girl was shorn of hope. Ny
Uncle Hiram S rheumatic just kept him
muttering, "Gee whiz!' And every
one around the shack had pink lumbago
in the back. And then the Wise Man
came along, and said, "You IL ne 'er
be well and strong, you'll always have
the greivOus gripes, until you put in
modern pipes" The plumber. came,
with lead and brass, and freed the
place from sewer gas, and sprung some
sanitation eurves-and gets the praise
that he deserves. Now granny has no
fell disease; she's swinging on the high
trapeze; my anut can take fall from
Goteh in seven minutes by the watch,
my Uncle Hiram, rid of aches, can
whip Jack Johnsing in three shakes.
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