The Hattiesburg news. (Hattiesburg, Miss.) 1908-1917, 1914-06-06

furst. started it gave EVERY indlcaslon
that it was going to live Up 10 the
general reputasion of wars OF the past
in which peepul weer sloughtured IN
approved style and according TO the
Constitusion, but now all they air do
ing is sloughturing the English IAN
gwage. Americans and MeNicons All
not engaged In feerse hanaSe'S~aa
conflict endevorring to shcS eSS@
uther on the feeld OF hattie ~ AZ
empty stummsck. but On the c'S@'E@SS
they are exchanging 'oa&iSss- s-1's
,ther sivillities. and exc 'Sss>S axe
anuther The MexieN2s AR sSaSNsS
showing us the aiVantAss q o,tS II
ing and musicale in tropical S-11s'St
and we air civvilisizs Incest Tssf
boobs by lernins then ssvvs1 10 AnS
draw pokur.
We air paying then ali xmas 81
fansy prises for perfectly Useless
Mexicon rslieks and for ro'taa enter
tainmint. and getting i; Ail back by
our superior ability in the art a Ae-
uuirring fore Aces when they air badly
needed. The average Mexicoa IS
meer infant at pokur; the advantages
of theese peepul have sertainly been
limited it is only when We get into
a forrin country that We cum Ease to
Ease with the realization of our duty
in kicking in the dough for forrain
missionaries. If Washington and the
Medyaturs will give General Funstun
army a little moor time 1t Will own
Vary Crooze: then aftur We get that
we will move up to Tampeeco and play
the Constitutionalists sevven up for
the Oil Feeds. Its cinch.
The only peepul that seemed to be
very much peeved over the war air
the Refugees. There has been a lot
of American Refugees in Vary
Crooze, off and on. was talking to an
Americon citizen few days ago; he
was born in Montyray, and has third
cuzen in Texas on his mhther-in-laws
side of the fammerly. He was very
much rought up becawse OF the style
of profession that had been afrorded
him by the United States. On sew
veral occasions he had maid requests |
of the State Department to kindly
loan him the Standing Army for few
DAYS, becawse the feddrels weer max
ing free use of his milk cows, but IN |!
spite of the fact that he had limited
to Secretery Bryan that he had been
for free silvur in 1896, and was In
clined to support the administration,
his request had been ignored. BY
exercising thrift and economy and al
ways being fair and square In his
deelings with the Mexicans he had &C
quite a good deel of stun,
he sed. He always paid them for
EVERY thing, he sed, if There was no
way to get out Of it, and had thus
won There confidence and spare
change. The trubble was, he sed,
that he no sooner got on good turns
with one crowd before anuther crowd
cum along and he had to do 1t all
over again. He sed there was
pannick in his nayborhood and the
prise of reel estate was on the wane.
He sed that he was in favur OF the
United States exercizing sum kind OF
over Mexico, and forbid
emmy pollytisian starting a revvolu-
lion unless he could pass Sivil Ser
wise examination. Under the present
avs, he sed, emmy body could start a
and BEGUN a Gennerel.
He sed the trubble with Mexico was
hat they had too dam menny Cen
lerels and not enuff polisemen. This
nan vilyer is getting to be very pop
Her down heer. Most EVERY boldly is
or him for Pressidint, or King or
,nny uther offise he wants. Those
hat air asin him have eether fled or
Lir now in no condision to do so. That
$ EVERY boldly exsepts old Man Huer-
err. He sticks to Mexico City and
trong dring and ordurs ultimattums
n toast at the swell caffas every
ay. They say that the only times
hat he is not reel cheerful and happy
the days that he don't get an ulti-
,attum or sumthing frum the United
tates. 1t discorrages him very much
the usuel ultimattum is not. in the
mail. and he fels that he
lust be losing his power.
We weer also informed that Mr..
[uerter was preparing to VISIT
rope for his heelth. He is not feel
lg very robust rite at this time and
,omurs of Zapattur and vilyer on the