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The Ronan pioneer. [volume] (Ronan, Mont.) 1910-1970, 1914-03-13
A. Sutherland
Dealer in
Real Estate

Insurance: Only firstclass COM
panies represented.
Notary Public: Conveyancing,
neatly promptly and correctly
attended to.
Sc, 1000 A 1875 acre irrigated hay
ranch, 6 miles north of Bigfork; fairly
we'll improved; yields $1,000 crop
every year.
$500: To loan on real estate.
400 Acres near Roman to lease.
Cheap.
Roman Choice building lot on
north side at 1925. 90
Large we'll built house and lot.
$1250.0O
House IA x "a and lot on the north
side $425.
Two room house and two lots
Zone a corner LOTT cheap $4,000
Call and list your property and l will
find you buyers. If interested watch
this adv. for frequent changes.
Roman, Montana.
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For Sale

Good heavy work team; also several
head of bred sows. ALMON ADAMsoN,
4 miles south and / mile west of Roman.
46 tt
The Ronan pioneer. [volume] (Ronan, Mont.) 1910-1970, 1914-03-13

Proprietor - What would you sug-
gest as a sign for first class second
hand shop?
Sign Painter - How would up to
Date Antiques" do?-EXchange.
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O22OO
Notice for Publication

Non-coal land. Flathead Project.
Department of the Interior, U. S.
Land Office at Missoula, Montana, Feb
ruary l6, 1914. Notice is hereby given
that Thomas j. Flynn, of Roman. Mon
tana, who on May 81, 1910, made nd
entry No. O22OO, for Unit D, Sc NV,
NE SW, Sec. II, T. 81 N. R. 20 W.,
M. NJ, has filed notice of intention to
make communication proof under new
law to establish claim to the land above
described. before Cocker F. Rathbone,
U. S. Commissioner, at Roman, Mon
tana, on the Both day of March, 1914
Claimant names as witnesses: James
D. Cowgirl, Archie Struthers, Soren
Madsen, William Jameson, all of Roman,
Montana.
JOSIAH SKULL,
feby 20 mar 20 Register.
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Thinkin' on the life way
You're still the upper crust:
But, though you bear your daily load
Or race like lightning on the road.
You don't raise all the dust.
Atlanta Constitution.
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\. EAIR EASTER;
LOCAL CHURCHES
Nave RECORD CROWD

ynif weather succeeded the storm
II sssaraa, ash Easter sasdss In
Triniaaa ~As idea, atsF head. The
uafn sanshis- despite the 1ui un'
d-s saos hsoashs esii ss- usSiai array
NJ nee bais sss sas.ns ani the pa
ssa- q. ana .ss Jg"=a ,h- shnErhrs
that ~ss = display - ssshion. Th-
attendance al the sasinsis churches Of
the e.ss yesterday established a a-s
record Special s~fsss-'s featured b,
sacred anthems ssF- held AMI the
baa.-s of ~os,hip We'd .i'h nns ans
other in decorations
Afternoon .ireiis ~-s- the order Of
the dsy and again th- ia,-s, model.
uf hat. aud gowns --r- displayed
The work as weeks bas- fruit s~sr
i-rdsy. isf the pastors. in their s-r'
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THE UNEMPLOYED PROBLEM

Again 1883 the armies Of the unemployed sweeping
through the country From th armies moving
pouring Of cities aud denaadng th
e fed and clothed and sheltered The 4 thse armies
brought the authorities Of these faes
with grave problem
Recently hundreds Kele.swsrsn Of The rod eanPsd at
Saerameao and for days eepesd the city provide for hs
0eaer Kelley arrested 70, aaa gva nosths
in A portion Of his following weat after sess the rail-
oads carry them Hundreds haasy hnasa Prsbls
days where made demands for iesa The
shipped out and eanped cessssas SPRING.
In New York City eesay the unemployed hsSd By sdssai
Workes e the World eted and arrested Ssps
looted The police bst,led with then ths youth
fu waiter Of JOB bsane noted M s6s 0as
created Of disorder Yca other sections Of the esuaty
daily reports Of the activity ei the unemployed.
The great majority Of the In this prsss
hosoes and Of them vhs would vssk bat
Who driven Desperate have joined the army fer ss pssvasa
N, has he conditions surrounding this class Of
become q national import.
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Unemployed Army
is Growing Bigger
Fros, Day to Day

Pacific. saiss April tSs=Tkss
nans genuine -sskinsm-s have
iain-i the ranks of k-Ii-S's army
sas -sia-nt in a sigs-s at the
,hsonx oi nsaa~srsipss that In a.i--i
rurbio Les, seek Th-s bad shr
.siisa.~d haha.. th. hAsd-a--i saus-
.i-. ana the s,o-,p~a shsiia-s. that
.. -ith hafi -ofh. Moreover. ih-is
fas-s bsT- ,s- stamp at The isior-f
a STAMP that .annos b. mistaken. OF
tr.s.isa II the .-na. soi-s cs sgsm..
Nmoas ,h-m sa. on- ~ha baf- a
som-~h hat di,f-srns appearance from
the oth-f.s liz vas a small. tanned
s-.sehmsh. ~hp sss- the nAsnr ~ "
u. Nna-rsan. ana .hs .,aiss-a to be-
an -sp-r, shorthand reporter ~ rso.
f~.sisns III. rlsthinz. ~hii- sailed
and -Einki~.i. ~as Of ss-pd .usliss
and fitted him, in a manner sha; in
Idiss,-d aFiEiasl purchase BY aim
ne, = ssssasisi ''hsnao-'ss
'yoa s~- these m-as'' he demand.
cd. waving hi. hand ss~s the mas.
st his iiiarsan, companions. Seine
.t them are ,sush h-Ssiminsi.. rssi..
.biss Others ar- common ha'sns
-h. haS- taken ur ~i,h us because
niF system .. ssN-Iinz in cr-od,
iops. like = s.n-i ,hins :" ihrtna HIT
tho sr-a, msjpsi'g Of them at- real
-ngsinX n-n. when they have 'hc
chan...''
Anderson ~-n, on ,o d~ssrib- in.
austriat condition On the ra.ifis
..s.'s lie aid 'hsi they arc bad
'ha, many thousands Of homes; work
ias m-a arc .ut ~. employ meat. and
iha, II they haa b-sn able 'o secure
work =, any d-s-n, labor. ia-y u"uid
! not have embarked UPON the present
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o0vIlNoR pUHuI 10
WORK on S1AIE-AlD ROAD

Aurora. III. April is.-Go'~rnar
Duaas In overaiis aud jumper will
work With pSek sad shovel on the
Auross. Eixin highway ysni'e fir.i of
the slsss-sid roaAs. i.rii IL. vita
hundreds os dissiasui.h-ss men -
fellow ishosess. II wss ANNOUNCED at
the executive ostiees.
The rad v 10 ~ = ,,sr' nf the
i.lsrola Highway.
iariud~si snsoag thasr Who will dig
siih HoSsssoe iSuss~ 81 vtli dsixr
teams ~ shake down loaded ~ssoas
II dirt are the Mayor of practically
all aossh~sn Iilisois cities. coasF-s~-
mas cossles. former rnii~i Ms'ss
aeassos \. J. Hopkins. xi'~sk~s Nc
ktsl~, nf tho iiiinois legislature:
aas,~ Easts~es \. y. Johnson of iiii.
soss. the state essis-~ss of ioss
aad Wisrossin. chicssn aaa caoa
eoasiy otfirisls. head offie~rs af ih-
Laval Order Of Naos~ sad ra.sihis
Secretary i.sa~ sad a~.s-ssr, iioas-
ton.
Cheeks of oas e~at each viii b~
sisra To all of The men who uosk.
skii~ hoaosssy nssmt,~r.hip sAsds In
The Americas Federation of Labor.
sixs~< by samuel Gomt~ss. siii ~
sssseA.
The chronicle=news., 1914-04-13
THE DEATH OF FOUR CUNhlEN

rh, oruinr As the light Of day Sing Sing pris
youax convicted Of the killing Of Gambler Herman
Ros~uth. in Nsx York death the electric chair
III. had reached and r'rsed them and jury Ct
dseseed the ancient Law Of an eye for an eye
The dappeE went 10 the eh
pale with strained sme their lips The execution Of the
aus,ee ended notable criminal in the history Of the
Empire state
The,e young Warden Tom lyman says the vic
sys,em the children Of big city These young men Of
parents had 'hss great metropolis where moa
are daily baag Prom their eases, childhood :hsy
xased upon sky could be om between ii buildings
They boa They got to kso~ the workings Of
system which Is daily making criminals
young xho this morning paid the penalty Of the mar
who had that the evidence showed
had ty Police Lessnaat Becker himself con-
hut Who has ben granted trial
They the tools sppassny Of clothed with authority
~ho the esiasase Tor realizing graft from
gambling and Who rid his path 81 enem
inspired the erise
Becker h. Temporarily al esaped the electric chair His
aspe being laid To-Day that sill Be marked
There e.eshiss Infinitely trasee in the march Of
yeusg death One By they fsoa 'ae
death cells and crossed the hard tagging to the death hesss They
By pale and san uysas TO SMILE and VITA races aaa
lag oniy lips resk and the words died
his h.es, the electric sitensd hts body
For aays days ~esks and weeks these had
xa a prisoner Reading iaAera,ed the Of
Wide Thy had paced their cells and tsea the grating Of
place had looked wsslsy the sky They had
looked hack spes shss lives and viewed the wreck 1hy os
by he shesshs that ths a that time
cell the higher sp whe asssa,ed ~hss they
convicted ior having executed
Free this broad land other who figured In the Ros.
essha affair, Bald Jack Rc>r San Ssppa Harry
other These told all ,hy aad their
alleged scee.pes the death chair Somewhere to-day perhaps
the haunting the four whnx the threese DEATH
srsy ghost thai be haahed from their
thesghs
glanea ehdsen Of the great The path h-y
hsusds Of other have a prison and The death
chair political rad much DO with It. They
hrelass thrice evil minded and the len
guilty
Il avfsl thing the taking Of human life i Is axtal
The chronicle=news., 1914-04-13

mons asd services. for the ehoirs in
their songs. for ''msdssr" In her
new spsias toilette sarnot,n,sd
by ,ha, creation sf the miNis~r'. az,
toward which tho weather "a. s@
eon. n.idsraS-.
Tn. ~in,-r Rsr1-nt az y.p~nsahe-
tiuhs aside. the s~s appeared In ali
the sp,.nsisE af the new styles. Wits
dEas-a and siinxiax ds-s~~s. double
ti.an.-a sai ia.s.~-.i~~ssa. brixh, of
color and sar~.-s. of iia- the women
of fashion allowed themselves io b.
.s-n in the crisp ais~saoaa saaiish,
alass the tsorua shfarss OF Tsiaiaaas
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Trip ssros. the .oan,.,

trip assoss the country
lie said that even h-. with . iu.
-ssiiSs psofr~.isa in Ordinary sim-s.
had i-~n glad io Join the others.
With sirs Tn getting .omr~ here
.hrf- he might brins rafnink moaey
again. liz declared that he possessed
a .p~-d af $50 ~assis = ninul- - =
shorthand writer: ..ui that. in spite
sf that. he souia have starved To
death II he had s-msin-d on the
.assl.
However. u wss no,i.~abio that
this maa. judaisx from hi. eoases.
.a,ioa and the hisinry Of his own
mo, raesss that b. save. ~ss Of -
i'm m.rosid~au as,ar.. N- told at the
huge sar. Of money that h- had
.p~at in thc past. sh-a thinxs we're
breaking s-ii'' faF him Hr iaok
pride. srpas~atis. in sh. tact that
he ~ka~~ ho~ 10 sp~nd asoa-y
when he had IL. t'n~i,iiasiy. prs.
hap.. he had given .h~ trshs' k~y
TO the whole Situation
impF"s ii-as~. that Ia the isoabl~
-i,h these ssades-s. o,~s the suua.
-psrdtsa!ity. lack nf fsu2sii's. .
total anasqusiaisa.r with the pro.
.-ssion -soanmy sna ,hsifs.
As.asa;ss To tbs inpass tosss os~.
mos, of hss .nmpaasoas ~es~ labor.
~E. capable nj ~ssntsx GOOD living.
in .raissrs sim-s of prosperity. snm~
.t them ~~s~ married and had ssmi.
lie. scattered hrsr sad there. Hat
a. .caa a. ,hes- uss = siighs indus
trial depression almost INSTANTLY they
~ctv 'an the rocks"
Huns~r will make simoss any man
desperate. ~ the time ihi. gang
struck ruchi.. they had been ~ish.
out iusd since the previous day.
They demanded something 'o eat At
tho hand. os the siiy on the Rsuuud.
ths, r-fu.A, would m-sa . Ions stay
here and pr-,in upon tho sonm"n.
ity for food.
There are Thousands Who win
them lack the power Of inii,s'iS~ tn
s. after the jobs. however: aud when
thin.. are reasonably prosperous
with them. the money is coming In.
IL Is a we'll kno~n fact that II soc.
out just a. rapidly.
They say that another army l.
-omins on the heel. Of the oac which
just left. AMI that stiil another is
coming behind them. In fact. sscra-
mcn'o. California. seem. Z" liz iccm.
Ing with them. sending the m cast
ward a. tas; as the railroads can be
pressed into the necessary scrNtE.
Many ot them will obtain work -
they travel over tho United states. u
is probable ,hs, very few Of them
will ever reach washinston. their
protc.sed goal And II they do IL Ia
difficui, what the government can do
for thcm-a class ot mon that Will do
| little for themselves.
The chronicle=news., 1914-04-13
MUST BE LEFT UNTOUCHED

The Treasure Of the Lowry 10
the supreme undiscovered treasure.
that is why Mactcrlinck writes OF u
with a golden pen. Bring the jewel
iuto the market. let the lapidaty take
it from its mysterious matrix aud
Gu, II with his remoracless tools. III
II into a kings crown. = iady's ring
or the cover OF a silver box and some
how the wonder vanishcs. The crowd
may stare. but no ono goes into rapt-
urcs any morc.--lndian Messenger.
The chronicle=news., 1914-04-13
CHILDREN YRoIlc on
WHITE HOUSE LAWNS

washinssoa. April 'is.=Th- prs.
ideai had .. guest. today tho chill.
drsa of the capitol. The "rsss'ns
"a. the annual fsolic and ess roll.
Ing on tho white hnu.~ sruane.s
From Early today until dusk little
folk With the freedom Of the srouads
.sjo, ~d the pr-aideas's hospitality.
Tn. prr.id~ai returned Safiy To.
dar from hts Faster ousinx al White
Sulphur acrtns. ". Va.
The chronicle=news., 1914-04-13
STOMACH TROUBLE CURED

Mrs u. a. Cleveland. Arnold. "a.
wrssss For sam~ time I suffered
from stomach ispubie. soaia have
soaf stomach and feel bioAi-d after
es'iaS. Soshias b~a-fis~d m~ untii
so, Chamberlain. Tablets N,ss
iskias tSo bottles q 'h~m ~ss
cured fos sale hy all dealers.
The chronicle=news., 1914-04-13
NOTICE OF ANNUAL MEETING

Tn. annual ne~sias of the Trial,
dad Chamber Of Commerce ~iil b
held Tuesday. April -. at >.a'Siork
=. NJ. a, the Chamber ot r"mH-rvs
.ins~. \ board of directors saf the
ensuing year siii b. elected aaa
such s,her business .. mas properly
..ar before the m~~sisx vlil 30
,fan.ae,rd.
VICTOR ". rRiNR. s-Sf.sa,ys
The chronicle=news., 1914-04-13
A CURE FOR SOUR STOMACH

Mrs. VIM. N. Thompson. OF Battle
Creek. Mich. writes: II have been
troubled with indigestion. sour siom>
ach and had breath. After taking
two bottles Of Chamberlain Tablets
I am we'll. These tablets are splen-
did-none better" For sale by all
dealers.
The chronicle=news., 1914-04-13
PRHemHNf 10 SPIAK AT
AS0OvIATED PRESS MEETING

Washington. y. e.. April is.-An.
aouacsm~a, ~a. made today that the
Prcsideus has accepted an Invitation
Ia speak April - y, the annual meet.
inx of the Associated Pres. in New
York City.
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fsiiyist Cub.

There will be no meeiiRs this week
Of the Tourist club. The meeting
WAS 10 he held with Mrs.. John Dye at
" Moro. but hss been postponed one
week owing to storm and bad roads.
The chronicle=news., 1914-04-13

thing the taking the lives sxpiaton that
life awful thing for loved to ipsa ~ face a
death Of those who pay penalty Yet will NJ drive
moral home! Will be lessened Will tie system
brought killing Rosentha and Of
White Lewis Lefty Louie 0yp the Bleed aaA Dags Yaak eeatiaus
when all is said and densi
night they killed and daylight they died History has bst
repeated itself.
The chronicle=news., 1914-04-13
Hsrsig. liiss;s.ssy Society.

The W0nsas foSeixu Missionary
soei~ty of the ttrsi ~. y church
will b- est~vssiaed by Airs, Eastman
si the hoae Of Ara J. ". Abrsnss
at ;:i coiovsdo avenue Tuesday al
ieynooa at $3.50 o'clock.
The chronicle=news., 1914-04-13
Leliss' Ail Meeting.

The LADIES' Aid Society Of the
Christian Church will meet Tuesday
afternoon ~ :;3o for bushes. sud
work. All nsmb~rs and friends are
urged TO b~ pres~ut and all heads Of
eommiiIesS will report.
The chronicle=news., 1914-04-13
SOCIETY NEWS

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Americus times-recorder. [volume] (Americus, Ga.) 1891-current, 1914-10-26
A GOOD MEDICINE
FOR POOR BLOOD
Mrs. Brunson of BeiIefontaine,
Ohio, Believes VinoI Is the
Best Remedy in the World.
Her Personal EXnerienGe.

Belletontaine, Ohio" My blood was
very poor and l was in weak, nervous,
rundown condition. l tried different
medicines without benefit and one day
my druggist told me about Vinol. In all
L took four bottles and certainly got the
results l was looking for. 1t built me
up in every way, blood, strength and
nerves, and l tell my friends it is the
best medicine on earth. Many of
them have used it and found it so. :"
Mrs. EARL BRUNsoN, Bellefontaine,
Ohio.
AS long as the blood is impoverished,
thin and poor you will be weak, pale and
tired all the time.
Vinol, our delicious cod liver and iron
tonic, supplies iron to the blood, puri-
fies and enriches it, while the cod liver
elements contained in Vinol creates
strength, and rebuilds wasting tissues.
Vinol is not secret nostrum, simply
the medicinal elements of the Gods liv-
ers, with the useless nauseating oil elm
mated, and tonic iron added. Try bottle
of Vinol with the understanding that
your money will be returned if it does
not make you stronger, feel younger and
give you an added interest in life.
Hooks Pharmacy. Americas, Ga
Americus times-recorder. [volume] (Americus, Ga.) 1891-current, 1914-10-26
"Oh, My Darling"

Hubby sat down quickly. He rose
more quickly. "Oh," he yelled, I'm
stabbed"
Good gracious, what's the matter?"
asked his wife, running into the room,
What noise you are making"
I'm in agony-I'm dying. Send for
the doctor. l can feel the blood run
ming down my leg. Don't stand tire
staring at me. Do something, can't
you? Do you want to see me die before
your very eyes,"
She darted forward, turned him
round and with a little squeal of de-
light extracted long hatpin from him
why, it's my hatpin," she cried,
joyously. I'm so glad. Where ever
did you find it?" f..
Americus times-recorder. [volume] (Americus, Ga.) 1891-current, 1914-10-26
A Discovery.

A Swede was working for farmer,
who demanded punctuality above ev-
erything else. The farmer, according
to The Youths Companion, told him
that he mustbe at work every morn
ing at o'clock sharp. The hand"
failed to get up in time and the farm
er threatened to discharge him. Then
the hand" bought an alarm-clock, and
for some time everything went along
smoothly. But one morning he got to
the fifteen minutes late. The farmer
Immediately discharged him, in spite
of his protestations that his alarm
clock was to blame.
Sadly returning to his room, the dis
charged employee determined to find
out the cause of his downfall. He took
the alarm clock to pieces, and discov-
cred a dead cockroach among the
works.
Well" he soliloquized. cay tank
it bane no wonder the clock wouldn't
run-the engineer bane daid."
Americus times-recorder. [volume] (Americus, Ga.) 1891-current, 1914-10-26
His Reply.

When L. @. c. Lamar, member of
Clevelsrd's cabinet, went to Washing
ton. he wanted to find a suitable home.
Among the numerous offers one from
Mrs Dahlgren, who was anxious to
lease her beautiful residence for a
long term. After expatiateing on its
numerous advantages, the lady quot
ed the price for annual rental at ST.
500, and said:
What do you think of it, Mr.. La
MARI"
Well" said he gravely, stroking his
chin, II am only wondering how can
manage to spend the other $500 of my
salary-The Atlanta Journal.
Americus times-recorder. [volume] (Americus, Ga.) 1891-current, 1914-10-26
STRAY SMILES
A Good Excuse.

(From The National Monthly
Mr.. Briggs received a note from a
farmer living back quite ways in
the country, requesting him to come
as quickly as possible to see his child
who was very sick with very bad
cold"
The doctor examined the child and
then turned to the mother.
Don't you know" he asked, that
your little girl is coming down with
the measles?"
Eyes, DOCTOR" was the woman-s re-
ply. 81 knew she was"
Then, why in the world" asked the
doctor, did you write me that she had
a very bad cold?"
The woman hesitated for moment;
then looking at her husband, she said,
with sullen frankness:
Neither him nor me knew how to
spell measles"
Americus times-recorder. [volume] (Americus, Ga.) 1891-current, 1914-10-26
THE GERMAN SIDE OF THE WORLD WAR

Germany has seen England, France,
Italy, and the United States acquire
colonial empires and islands. 1t is
true that her sons and daughters have
been free to migrate to any country on
the globe, but in a generation or two
they cease to be German. Is race pride
to be despised, especially when it is a
high type?
Germany would have been glad to
share in territory in South America,
but the Monroe Doctrine made that
impossible. She looked to Asia Minor
as place for her children, but Eng
land was jealous and interfered. When
she wanted to share in Morocco, Eng
land, France, and Russia blocked the
way.
! Believing that expansion was an alb
solute necessity for the life of her peo-
pie, and seeing that the greedy nations
of earth were not going to allow her to
expand peacefully, Germany resolved
to expand at whatever cost.
The stories of German atrocities that
we read in the papers are largely fab
relations. The German people do not
love war and bloodshed Believing
that they have a right to living room
under Gods sky they are convinced
that they are engaged in horrible and
dreadful necessity.
England has long been calling atten-
ton to the peril of the German army
but at the same time she has persisted
in maintaining a navy twice as large
as that of any other nation.
The militarism of Germany is only
a present necessity. 1t is not at all the
nightmare that England, France, and
Russia would have us believe. 1t will
pass when the necessity for it passes.
The Teutons are almost as clearly
related to US as are the English The
civilization of Germany is far better
for Europe than the barbarity of the
Russian, and the decadence of the
French.
In calling the yellow people of ia
pan and the swarthy folk of India to
help her in war to the death agains.
her own kinsmen, England has for
feited right to the sympathy of the
American people.
Having now given only a small part
of the "other side," let us continue to
read the severely censored English re-
ports and try to be neutral as our
worthy President generously suggests.
Americus times-recorder. [volume] (Americus, Ga.) 1891-current, 1914-10-26
Tim Saw 1t First,

(From the National Monthly
There are times when differences in
rank do not count, and an Irish sold
Ter who was in one of our wars chanc-
ed upon one of them.
1t was a time when Tim should
have been in active service that he was
discovered by his sergeant in hole,
we'll out of the way of even a stray
bullet.
Get out of that hole!" commanded
the sergeant sternly Get out of 1t
immediately"
The usually good natured Irish face
looked up at him with stubborn re-
sistance written on every feature.
"You may be me superior officer"
he answered boldly, "but all the same
Dim the one that found this hole first"
Americus times-recorder. [volume] (Americus, Ga.) 1891-current, 1914-10-26
What For?

Eugene was going for a weeks mo-
tor trip with his father.
Have you everything you need?" in
quired his mother. You'd better look
at your bag"
"Everything's in it," replied the
boy, who was very anxious to be off.
Every single thing l need"
Have you taken your brush and
comb" queried his mother.
Brush and comb" cried Eugene in
dignantly. why mother, l thought |
was going on vacation. The Orange
and Green.
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Hard Labor.

Wilson Barrett used to tell an anus
ing story against himself. At time
when he had lot of workmen redeco-
rating his private residence, thinking
to give them treat, he asked if, after
work one evening, they would like to
have seats to go and see him play in
1.-THE Lights O. London" at the Prin-
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His FavOrite STYLE.

How will you have your eggs cook
ed?" asked the waiter.
Make any difference in the cost of
'em?" inquired the cautious customer
with the brimless hat and the ragged
beard.
"No."
Then cook them on the top of a
slice of ham," said the customer
greatly relieved.-Tid-B Bits.
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suspected that his learned patron has
fallen asleep, asked his boy to wake
him. The professor overheard the or
der.
mo, my good man." he said, 81 am
frightfully near-sighted. When l took
my glasses off just now was no
longer able to see myself in the mir
ror opposite. Naturally I supposed I
had gone home New York Evening
Post.
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Only Natural

Professor Sudbury, who was ex-
tremely near-sighted, went to the bar
ber's sat in the BARRIERS chair, took
off his glasses and allowed himself tc
be shaved When the artist was done
with him he did not move and for a
while nobody disturbed him. But 9TH
er customers began to arrive and the
chair was needed. The nead barber