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The Tacoma times. [volume] (Tacoma, Wash.) 1903-1949, 1914-02-02
BUY AEROPLANES

PARIS. Feb. French people
have subscribed $1,200,000 to a
fund to buy aeroplanes and train
ing experts to be turned over to
the army for an aerial war de-
partment.
The Tacoma times. [volume] (Tacoma, Wash.) 1903-1949, 1914-02-02
Is ARE LOST

FALMOUTH, Eng, Feb. 2. -
Captain Lorenz and Is of the
crew of the German bark Hera
were lost when the boat hit the
rocks near Porthella Blight, only
five being saved.
The Tacoma times. [volume] (Tacoma, Wash.) 1903-1949, 1914-02-02
Funerals.

Robinson-Funera of William
Harold Robinson tomorrow, / p.
M, Notwithstanding COM
pany chapel. Remains to be Gre
mated.
The Tacoma times. [volume] (Tacoma, Wash.) 1903-1949, 1914-02-02
Singer Ill;
Contracts Off

CHESTER, s. c., Feb. a.
Madame Schumann-Heink, who
was to have given a concert at
Winthrop college, has been
obliged by bronchial trouble to
cancel all engagements.
The Tacoma times. [volume] (Tacoma, Wash.) 1903-1949, 1914-02-02
SHE WEARS GREEN HAIR

LONDON, Feb. George Ber-
nard Shaw's first musical COM
edy, entitled 1.-The Music Cure"
was produced at the Little thea
ter, and proved, to use Shaw's
The Tacoma times. [volume] (Tacoma, Wash.) 1903-1949, 1914-02-02
TANGOOR NO TANGO

WASHINGTON, d. c., Feb. 2.
TO tango or not to tango-that
Is the question which "elite nom
pareil and agate" society of
Washington was bothered with to-
day. The annual Southern Re-
lief ball, one of the seasons big
gest and most democratic social
functions, will be held tonight.
There had been no talk of bar
ring the tango and similar dances,
The Tacoma times. [volume] (Tacoma, Wash.) 1903-1949, 1914-02-02
BOAT, IS LOST

LONDON, Feb. 2.-Wreckage
picked up off the Isle of Skye to-
day indicated the loss of the
trawler Fleetwood, with its crew
of ten men, in yesterdays gale.
The Tacoma times. [volume] (Tacoma, Wash.) 1903-1949, 1914-02-02
TAKES NEW JOB
III You Own a PianOIA

SAN FRANCISCO, Feb. 2. =
Charles s. Hamlin, assistant Sec
rotary of the treasury, in charge
of the customs, will take the place
of John s. Williams, who is ap-
pointed controller of the cur
rency.
The Tacoma times. [volume] (Tacoma, Wash.) 1903-1949, 1914-02-02
TOO INTERESTED

MINNEAPOLIS, Feb. Min
nesota university students were
so absorbed in dancing the tango
that they never knew the armory
was on fire below them until fire
men had put out the blaze.
The Tacoma times. [volume] (Tacoma, Wash.) 1903-1949, 1914-02-02
THROWING THE BULL

y NEW YORK,-Because one of
his matadors pushed a bull aside
to get upstage before a movie
camera. Hyman Epstein, pro-
moter of fight at Coney island
last summer, was fined 800 for
cruelty to animals.
The Tacoma times. [volume] (Tacoma, Wash.) 1903-1949, 1914-02-02
ORDER ARRESTS

NEW YORK, Feb. I'm view
of the fact that automobiles ran
down and killed 176 here last
year the police have been ordered
to arrest chauffeurs who kill pc
destrians.
The Tacoma times. [volume] (Tacoma, Wash.) 1903-1949, 1914-02-02
The King Of All Laxatives

AhO ming Oh All LaXat1VeS
For constipation, use DR.. Kings
New Life Pills. Paul Mathulka,
OF Buffalo. N. Y, says they are
the king of all laxatives. They
are a blessing to all my family and
l always keep a box at home"
Get a box and get well again.
Price 25c. At Druggists or by
mail.
H. Il. Bucklin q Co., Philadel-
phia or st. Louis.
The Tacoma times. [volume] (Tacoma, Wash.) 1903-1949, 1914-02-02

own expression, utter nonsense.
The chief woman character is a
futurist lady with green hair,
black hat and white dress, known
as a great pianist.
The Tacoma times. [volume] (Tacoma, Wash.) 1903-1949, 1914-02-02

up to today, when It was reported
that notices would be posted at
all entrances and in all dressing
rooms that the animal dances"
would not be permitted. Since it
is a public pay affair."" some of
those who have bought tickets at
IS per were reported today as
saying that they will dance what
and as they please, so long as it's
decent"
The Tacoma times. [volume] (Tacoma, Wash.) 1903-1949, 1914-02-02

Get stocked up with ap-
pies, for everybody will be
eating them Thursday, Apple
Day.
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You'll Find 1t Here

9 o o Q Q Q o . . o - o . (
SUBSCRIPTION RATES. I
/ cent a copy.
&c on uewstands and trains I
30 cents a mcnth by carrier
BY mail.
One month. IS cents
Three months. 900.
6ix months, $3.50.
One year, $3.2E. 4
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Over Atlantic

PARIS, Feb. 2.-Glenn Curtis.
while here In the interests of his
flying boat, told the United Press
correspondent that he considered
probable that the Atlantic would
be crossed by an aeroplane in the
course of the next summer. He
knows OF several who are prepar-
ing for the attempt.
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Try the gs.swap' game. See
Want Ad page. 80
The Tacoma times. [volume] (Tacoma, Wash.) 1903-1949, 1914-02-02
sMOKE up

POTsDAM, N. Y.--Having used
tobacco for 80 years. Mrs. Nora
Sullivan died here at the age of
10.
The Tacoma times. [volume] (Tacoma, Wash.) 1903-1949, 1914-02-02

Governor Lister says a special
session of the Legislature will not
be necessary for the election of
the U. S. senator by the people.
The Tacoma times. [volume] (Tacoma, Wash.) 1903-1949, 1914-02-02
In Pearsdale district of
West kelso every woman is
named Mary.

west helSO every woman Is
named Mary.
Posing as an Oklahoma Metho-
dist preacher, Harry S. Poole
bunkoed several Centralia citizens
on worthless checks.
Pacific Coast Steel COM
pany employees in Seattle,
who struck for recognition of
the union, have given up the
fight and returned to work.
Buckley high school defeated
Franklin high of Seattle in de-
bate.
Ed Parker of North Yaki-
ma is out for republican nom-
inatiOn for congress.
Artistic decorations. watson'a
Advertisement
Governor Lister says a special
session of the Legislature will not
be necessary for the election of
the U. S. senator by the people.
Get stocked up with ap-
pies, for everybody will be
eating them Thursday, Apple
Day.
Choicest cut flowers and potted
plants. HIM, florist, So. 18th and
X SITS. Advertisement"
University club will have a
high old time February IA, giving
playlet which Is a take-off on
the city commission, and II it is
not success it will not be be-
cause they have not a good sub
ject.
Sunset Improvement club
will hold an entertainment
and box lunch tonight.
Headquarters of big Ben Alarms.
Pfaff, Jeweler, HAT G st.
Advertisement"
Mountaineers' club Sunday
tramped from Manzanita to Bur-
ton.
Seattle WeIshmen will
join with the TacOmans in
the city hall Thursday night
to arrange for a banquet.
Veteran Volunteer firemen will
meet at the city hall Thursday
night to arrange for a banquet.
Stomach trouble! Our health
bread. Duenwald's, 313 18th.
Advertisement"
Gus Schutzler, secretary of
the /. w. W., was convicted
Saturday evening i'm Judge
CliffOrd's court of stealing
copper wire from the Griffin
Land company.
Ethan Allen says there are Is
feet of snow in Paradise valley
now.
In a quarrel over a game
of cards ut TeninO, Gabril
Borcani was stabbed serious
1y In an all-night battle in
which % Greeks and Italians
were the warning factions.
The Tacoma times. [volume] (Tacoma, Wash.) 1903-1949, 1914-02-02
ECIALs FOR TUESDAY,


Frye q Co.. 18th and Commerce
Washington Market--f11S and
f1-D South @ Street.
n. r. Alarket---South Tacoma
Look for the y. 8. Purple
stamp. Il signifies Purity and
Qualify. Our meat kept 10 san
lf6rx cares n perfect condition
" or cold ar system.
~ Penny Change
The Tacoma times. [volume] (Tacoma, Wash.) 1903-1949, 1914-02-02

In a quarrel over a game
of cards at Tenino, Gabril
BOrcani was stabbed serious
1y In an all-night battle in
which - Greeks and Italians
were the warning factions.
The Tacoma times. [volume] (Tacoma, Wash.) 1903-1949, 1914-02-02

Sunset improvement club
will hold an entertainment
and box lunch tonight.
The Tacoma times. [volume] (Tacoma, Wash.) 1903-1949, 1914-02-02

Seattle WeIshmen will
join with the Tacomans in
the city hall Thursday night
to arrange for a banquet.
The Tacoma times. [volume] (Tacoma, Wash.) 1903-1949, 1914-02-02

Mountaineers' club Sunday
tramped from Manzanita to Bur-
ton.
The Tacoma times. [volume] (Tacoma, Wash.) 1903-1949, 1914-02-02

Headquarters of big Ben Alarms.
Pfaff, Jeweler, 1f47 G st.
Advertisement"
The Tacoma times. [volume] (Tacoma, Wash.) 1903-1949, 1914-02-02
SKINS FROM COL,
SNOW IS COSTLY

CHICAGO, Feb. at Is cost
ing Chicago $4,000 to remove
the snow from the streets after
the big storm of last week.
The Tacoma times. [volume] (Tacoma, Wash.) 1903-1949, 1914-02-02

Choicest cut flowers and potted
plants. HIM, florist, So. 9TH and
X SITS. Advertisement"
The Tacoma times. [volume] (Tacoma, Wash.) 1903-1949, 1914-02-02

Artistic decorations. Watson'a
Advertisement
The Tacoma times. [volume] (Tacoma, Wash.) 1903-1949, 1914-02-02

Ed Parker of North Yaki-
ma is out for republican nom-
ination for congress.
The Tacoma times. [volume] (Tacoma, Wash.) 1903-1949, 1914-02-02

Veteran Volunteer firemen will
meet at the city hall Thursday
night to arrange for a banquet.
The Tacoma times. [volume] (Tacoma, Wash.) 1903-1949, 1914-02-02

Stomach trouble! Our health
bread. Duenwald's, 313 18th.
Advertisement"
The Tacoma times. [volume] (Tacoma, Wash.) 1903-1949, 1914-02-02

University club will have a
high old time February IA, giving
a playlet which Is a take-off on
the city commission, and II it is
not a success it will not be be-
cause they have not a good sub
ject.
The Tacoma times. [volume] (Tacoma, Wash.) 1903-1949, 1914-02-02

Buckley high school defeated
Franklin high of Seattle in de-
bate.
The Tacoma times. [volume] (Tacoma, Wash.) 1903-1949, 1914-02-02

Posing as an Oklahoma Metho-
dist preacher, Harry S. Poole
bunkoed several Centralia citizens
on worthless checks.
The Tacoma times. [volume] (Tacoma, Wash.) 1903-1949, 1914-02-02

Gus Schutzler, secretary of
the l. W. W., was convicted
Saturday evening i'm Judge
CliffOrd's court of stealing
copper wire from the Griffin
Land company.
The Tacoma times. [volume] (Tacoma, Wash.) 1903-1949, 1914-02-02

Ethan Allen says there are 15
feet of snow in Paradise valley
now.
The Tacoma times. [volume] (Tacoma, Wash.) 1903-1949, 1914-02-02
FLOODS In SOUTH

RIA JANEIRO, Feb. 2.-Sever-
al villages have been inundated
and serious damage is reported
by floods In the Bahia district.
The Tacoma times. [volume] (Tacoma, Wash.) 1903-1949, 1914-02-02

Pacific Coast Steel COM
pany employees in Seattle,
who struck for recognition of
the union, have given up the
fight and returned to work.
The Tacoma times. [volume] (Tacoma, Wash.) 1903-1949, 1914-02-02
VETERAN DEAD

DENVER, Feb. Wv. H. Per-
kiDs. Civil war veteran, who was
orderly for Gen. Grant, died here.
Newark evening star and Newark advertiser. [volume] (Newark, N.J.) 1909-1916, 1914-01-27
Buffalo Expert Offers Use
of Radium Plant to Lane

BUFFALO, N. Y, Jan. 27,-Stephen
T. Lockwood, who ten years ago in
an experimental plant in this city
extracted the first radium in this
country, today telegraphed to Frank
lin d. Lane, secretary of the interior.
an offer of a well-equ!pped plant for
the public reduction of radium- bear
ing ores.
Mr.. Lockwood in his telegram to
Mr. Lane said: ITO aid the govern
ment In preventing the monopoly in
radium I offer you the use of the re-
duction plant here free OF charge for
any reasonable time. The plant is
fully equipped for the reduction of
thirty tons of carnot!te ores. or con-
centrates, a month. Dr. Holmes, ch eff
of the bureau of mines, has made a
personal examination of 1t. It was
shut down in 1910 because we could
not at that time secure cornotite
ores in sufficient quantity to keep 1t
in continuous and profitable opera
ton.
I'VE have also a large quantity OF
rad!um containing sulphur residues
which contain three to four milli-
grams of radium to every 100 pounds,
which are free to anyone who will
bear the expense of refining and will
devote the resultant radium to
science.
"Spea king as one who has devoted
a decade of study ami actual work
to this subject, I must record with
you my opinion that while the bill
providing for the withdrawal of the
radium- bearing public lands Is good
one in it's intentions, the method will
accomplish directly the opposite of
the purpose sought"
Newark evening star and Newark advertiser. [volume] (Newark, N.J.) 1909-1916, 1914-01-27
CITY ADVERTISEMENTS,


writing, Of two suretles. or q surety COM
pany qualified TO do business In New Jer-
sey. who shall, at the time Of putting In
such proposals. qualify as TO their RESPONSE
bind themselves that, II 3the contract be
awarded to the person or persons making
the proposal they will upon it's being so
awarded become his OF their sureties for the
faithful performance Of said work; and
that. If the person persons omit or re-
fuse TO execute such contract they will nav
to the city of Newark any difference be-
tween the sums to which he or they would
contract and that which the city of New
ark may be obliged to pay the person or
persons by whom such contract shall be
executed.
The Board Of Street and Water Commits
sioners of the city Of Newark reserve to
themselves the right to accent or reject any
or all proposals for the above work. as they
may dam hest fof the Interest of the civ
Bidders and sureties are hereby notified
that under the provisions OF the seventh
section Of the law creating the Board of
street and Water Commissioner approved
March 2sth, 1891, that the bond or bonds
TO be given for the faithful execution and
performance of SAID public work shall first
be approved as to eufflciency by the board
and as To form by the council of the board,
and no contract shall be binding on the
city. or become effective or operative until
such bond Is so approved; and the president
OF the board shall have power to examine
the proposed bondsmen under oath. n he
shall so desire. or shall be 30 Instructed by
the board, but the board will not be bound
by any statement that may be made by such
proposed bondsnan. but shall have full
matter, and this provision shall be referred
to in any advertisement Inviting bids for
any such public work.
By direction Of the Board of Street and
water Comm ssioners OF the city of Newark.
MORRIS r. SHERRERD.
Jan2S-lN Chief Engineer.
Newark evening star and Newark advertiser. [volume] (Newark, N.J.) 1909-1916, 1914-01-27
NINE INJURED AS
MINE: CAGE FALLS
Plunge 200 Feet to Shafts Bot
tom When Engineer Loses
Control.

TERRE HAUTE. Ind, Jan. a.
Nine men were injured, several Sc
riously, when the engineer at Sand
ford mine No. 1, four miles west of
West Terre Haute. lost control of the
mine cage today and 1t hurtled to the
bottom of the shaft, a distance of 200
feet, at high speed. All were badly
bruised about the body and arms,
and one man, Charles Sherwood it Is
believed, sustained broken back
The victims, nearly all of whom live
in this city, were brought here and
taken to their homes or to the hos
pital The mine IS operated by the
Central Coal Company with offices
here. The injured:
Samuel Shepherd, back and arms
hurt; John Turner. bruises about
body and legs; William Bedford
bruised about head; George Childs,
bruised about body and arms; John
Doyle, back and arms injured; James
Benton. back and legs hurt: John
Early. back and legs hurt; Charles
Sherwood. back believed broken,
ser Gus; Patrick Doyle, slightly
bruised.
Physicians were unable on prelim-
nary examination to determine the
exact extent OF all the mems in
juries.
Newark evening star and Newark advertiser. [volume] (Newark, N.J.) 1909-1916, 1914-01-27

grand jury and evidence was given
concerning the alleged efforts of
Stein & Co. and other firms closely
affiliated with it to hide assets.
Meantime there was CONSERVATION
among persons connected with the
firm who had been arrested on last
Friday or Saturday. Mr.. Rosenthal
had charged that goods amounting
to about 1000 had been spirited away
on the day of the failure. In the
course of the day two men who are
under arrest returned goods amount
ing to almost $4,000 Two other per-
sons who were said to have received
large amounts of furs from Stein &
Co. appeared before the receiver,
E. K. Coulter, and delivered the
articles.
Newark evening star and Newark advertiser. [volume] (Newark, N.J.) 1909-1916, 1914-01-27
CITY ADVERTISEMENTS.

by deed dated September %, 1888, recorded
In Book G-24 of Deeds for Essex County, on
page 372, which beginning point is distant
IL said easterly line sixty-three feet eight
inches northerly from the northerly line OF
Fourteenth avenue, measured a course
OF north II degrees so minutes east, being
a. right angles to Fourteenth avenue from
a point in said northerly line of Four
teenth avenue therein distant 159 feet
IL a inches easterly from the northeasterly
corner of Fourteenth avenue and Newton
street: thence running northerly at right
angles to the centre line of Dark lane II
feet, more or less, to the centre of said
tire of Dark lane feet to point opposite
the southwesterly corner of land conveyed
by Samuel Armstrong to Edward Anilly by
deed dated June l. 1897, recorded in Book
ESQ of Deeds for Essex County, page 179;
thence northery at right angles to the north
erly line Of Dark lane II feet, more or less,
to the northeriy line OF Dark lane at the
as above mentioned; all of which is shown
on maps of the estate of William Blunt and
of Henry Nichols, and of Campbell and
Butler, shown on pages 26, 173 and 2s5,
spectively of book of private maps on file
ir the office of the Chief Engineer Of the
Board OF Street and Water Commissioners,
and as shown on map ON file In the Office
of the Chief Engineer, known as No. 1087-v.
1t being the intention to absolutely vacata
the whole of Dark lane Seymour street
lying between the above boundaries, whether
actually used or dedicated In any manner
by the above maps or any other maps or
otherwise.
such persons as may object thereto ara
writing to the Clerk OF said Board. at the
office of the Board of Street and Water Conn.,
missioners. City Hall, Newark, on or bes
fore the expiration of twenty days from OATS
BY direction of the Board of Street and
Water Commissioners of the City of Newark,
NJ. r. SHERRERD,
Chief Engineer.
Newark. N. J., January "a. 1914 jan24-bt
Newark evening star and Newark advertiser. [volume] (Newark, N.J.) 1909-1916, 1914-01-27
NATION WILL GET
RAD|UM INSTITUTE
Secretary Lane Announces Do
nation of Drs. Kelly and
Douglas.

WASHINGTON, Jan, 21.-The gov
ernment's plans for developing a sup
ply of radium from public and private
lands in the United States were re-
vealed to Congress yesterday in testi-
mony of Franklin K. Lane, secretary
of the interior before the House pub
lie lands committee.
Secretary Lane made public for the
first time the full text of the agree
ment OF the government with Dr.
Howard 4. Kelly. of Baltimore, and
DR. James Douglas, of New York,
founders OF the National Radium In
stitute, by which the government is to
obtain facilities for a scientific and
chronological study of methods OF
mining and concentrating radium
ores. This is the agreement under
which the federal bureau of mines
will operate the radium plant the Ma
tional Radium Institute is now build
ing at Denver and which will be ready
next month.
Secretary Lane also told the COM
mittee that Drs. Kelly and Douglas, In
reply to his suggestion that they turn
"ver their interests in the National
Radium Institute to the government
Kelly is now en- route for Europe.
Secretary Lane then read to the
committee the agreement between the
interior department and the Nation
al Radium Institute, dated October 7,
1918, approved by the department DC
tober Is, last This contract gives the
Bureau of Mines facilities for scien-
tific and chronological study of meth
DDS of mining and concentrating ra-
rum ores. The National Radium In
stitute does not contract to give over
any part of the radium to the gov
eminent, though it was willing to do
so. The government has no property
right in any of the claims leased by
the institute, in it's plant or products
1t receives no funds, but superyises
the work of extracting the radium,
Drs. Kelly and Douglas putting up
$3.50, 600 to pay all expenses.
Secretary Lane said the National
Radium Institute also has the right to
concentrate on the same royalty basis
any low grade ores, less than two per
cent. uranium oxide, mined in secur-
ing the 1000 tons OF two per cent.
ore.
Secretary Lane said his action was
based on Investigations by himself
and the Bureau of Mines.
of the Radium Clinic of Pennsylvania,
told the committee that so far as the
deeper cancers are concerned I'VE
cannot tell today what the outcome
Of the radium treatment will be"
I'VE can tel" he said, that there
Is a difference of the tumor, that the
radium causes the disintegration of
the tissue of the cancer, but some
thing is created in that disappearance
which is absorbed by the blood and
which kills many patients. 1 cannot
tell nobody can tell, for four or five
years Just what the result viii be-"
DR.. Campbell added that at the
present price of radium the cost to-
patients ought not to be prohibitive.
IT can treat patients at four cents
per milllgram of radium per hour on
an investment of $4,000, and double
my money in year." he declared.
Newark evening star and Newark advertiser. [volume] (Newark, N.J.) 1909-1916, 1914-01-27
MRS. FOSTER WILL
SUE FOR DIVORCE

PEMBERToN, Jan. 27.-Physicians
have been summoned to attend De-
lilah Bradley, and reports from the
Bradley home say that the girl is on
the verge of collapse. She has been
kept a prisoner since her return home
after her elopement with Joel NJ,
Foster.
Divorce proceedings will be started
by Mrs Joel M. Foster within a short
time. She superintendent yesterday
the removal of her personal goods
from Fosters home at the big poul-
try farm of which he is manager.
Desertion and statutory offenses
will be the charges IN which her suit
for divorce will be based. It Is said
that Foster is determined to marry
Miss Bradley, and that he will not
give up his efforts to see her in spite
of plans of her father to prevent their
meeting.
Newark evening star and Newark advertiser. [volume] (Newark, N.J.) 1909-1916, 1914-01-27
illinois Women
Who Vote Must
Tell Exact Age

CHICAGO, Jan. 27.-Women who
desire to register on February 3.
in order to be able to vote at the
alderrnanic primaries, must tell
their exact ages. according to spe-
cial instructions issued today by
the Board of election Commits
sioners.
Each woman must state her
age in years" the instructions
read. This was not necessary in
the case Of applying for the posi-
ton of judge or clerk of election
There it suff1ced to say legal age,
but the law is positive in the case
of registration that all must give
their exact age.
"a woman's voting age, like
man. is twenty-one, not eighteen
years, as some suppose. Eighteen
years is the common law marriage
age. It has nothing to do with the
election law"
Newark evening star and Newark advertiser. [volume] (Newark, N.J.) 1909-1916, 1914-01-27
Quick
Home Cure
for. Piles
Trial Package Absolutely Free-Will
You Spend a POSTCARD for 1t?

If you are sufferer from piles,
instant relief is yours for the asking.
and speedy, permanent cure will
follow.
The Pyramid Drug Co.. All Pyramid
Bldg. Marshall Mich. will send you
free, in a plain wrapper. a trial pack
age of Pyramid Pile Remedy, this
wonderful. sure and certain cure for
the tortures of this dread disease.
Thousands have already taken ad-
vantage of this offer. thousands know
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to be free from the pains. the itch
ing, the awful agony of piles
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No matter how desperate you think
your case is. write in today for the
free trial treatment. Then when you
have used II in the privacy of your
own home and found out for yourself
how efficacious 1t is, you can get the
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for so cents. Every day you suffer
after reading this notice you suffer
needlessly Simply fill out free coupon
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