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The Dermott news., 1914-03-12
TAKE A GLASS OF SALTS
 WHEN BLADDER BOTHERS
Harmless to Flush Kidneys aHd Neu- tralize Irritating Acids-Splendid
 for the System.

Kidney and Bladder weakness result from uric acid. says a noted authority. The kidneys filter this acid from the blood and pass 1t on 10 the bladder where 1t often remains to irritate and intame, causing burning, scalding sensation, or setting up an Irritation at the neck of the bladder. obltging you to seek relief two or three times during the night The sufferer Is in constant dread. the water passes sometimes with a scalding sensation and Is very profuse again there is difficulty in avoiding 1t.
 Bladder weakness. most folks call IL, because they cant control trina ton. While 1t Ia extremely annoying and sometimes very painful, this is really one of the most simple ailments to overcome Get about four ounces of lad Salts from your pharmacist and take a tablespoonful in a glass of water before breakfast. continue this for two or three days. This will neu- tralize the acids in the urine so it no longer is source of irritation to the bladder and urinary organs which then act normally again.
 lad Salts Is inexpensive, harmless, and Is made from the acid of grapes and lemon juice. combined with lithia, and is used by thousands of folks who are subject to urinary disorders caused by uric acid irritation. lad Salts is splendid for kidneys and causes no bad effects whatever.
 Here you have a pleasant, efferves cent Whitewater drink. which quickly relieves bladder trouble,-Adv.
The Dermott news., 1914-03-12
MOTHER! LOOK AI
 CH|LD'S TONGUE
If cross, feversh. Constipated, give "CaIfornia Syrup
 of Figs

A laxative today saves sick child tomorrow. Children simply will not take the time from play 10 empty their bowels. which become cloeged up with waste. liver gets sluggish, stomach sour
 Look at the tongue mother, Ii coat ed or your child Is lstless cross. fev- erish. breath bad. restless. doesn't eat heartily. full of cold or has sore throat or any other childrens ailment, give a teaspoorful of california Syrup of Figs. then don't worry because it is perfectly harmless. and in few hours all this constipation poison sour bile and fermenting waste Wil gently move out of the bowels, and you have well playful child again A thor. ough inside cleansing Is ofumes all that Is necessary IL should be the first treatment given in any sickness.
 Beware of counterfeit fig syrups. Ask at the store for a 5o-cent bottle of California Syrup of Figs which has full directions for babies, children of all ages and for grownups plainly printed on the bottle. Adv.
The Dermott news., 1914-03-12
THICK, GLOSSY HAIR
 FREE FROM DANDRUFF
Clrlsl Beautify Your Hair Make IL Soft, FlGhy and lusuriant-Try
 the Moist Cloth

Try as you will. after an application of Danderinc, you cannot find Il single trace of dandrud or falling hair and your scalp will not itch. but what will please you most. will be after few weeks use, when you see new hair. fine and downy at tlrst-yes but real " new growing all over the scalp,
 A little Dauderiue immediately dou- bles the beauty of your hair No differ enee how dull. faded brittle and scraggy. just moisten cloth with Danderine and carefully draw it through your hair. taking one small strand at time The effect Is i'm [ mediate and amazing your hair will be light. fluffy and wayy. and have an appearance of abundance, an incom. parable luster. softness and luXuri. ance. the beauty and simmer of true hair health
 Get % cent bottle of Knowlton's Danderine from any store and prove that your hair is as pretty and soft as any-that 1t has been neglected or injured by careless treatment-that's 8 all Adv.
The Dermott news., 1914-03-12
WOMEN ASSERT THEMSELVES
Suffragettes Throw Down Gauntlets
 10 the Democratic Party.
re.,err Newspaper rnr,n Ssvs Service

we.'"rn Ncwsrsner rni,u News Service
 WashinEton-An phases of the woman suffrage question were present cd to the house Judiciary Committee accompanied by cheers. jeers. misses and applause DesertinE sentimental phases of the suffrage argument. Mrs Crystal Eastman Benedict and Mrs Mary Beard. New York lawyers. threw down the gauntlet to the Democratic party in no uncertain terms. warning the committee that the political wrath Of the 400o.0oo women in suffrage states would he visited upon the party unless favorable consideration were given the constitutional amendment for woman suffrage
 Anti suffracists told the committe" that woman suffrage would be harm ful mot only to women, but to the country
 At the conclusion of the hearings Dr. Walker trousered and silk-hatted. presented to the committee what she called the "CrowninE constitutional ar gument' 10 show that women already have the right to vote under the con stitutiOu
The Dermott news., 1914-03-12
GREATEST LIVING
 CIVIL ENGINEER
PRESIDENT WILSON PRESENTS s MEDAL TO COL. GOETHALS,
 CANAL BUILDER.
w. J. BRYAN POSTMASTER
Col. Goethals Guest of Honor at An. nuai Banquet of National Geo
 graphic Society.
we.tern Newspnper Union News Service.

Washington. Washington paid trib- Ute to Colonel George Washing'o on Goethals. builder d the Panama canal. The occasion was the annual banquet of the National Geographic Society, with Colonel Goethals as the guest of honor, and to receive from the hand of President Wilson special gold medal awarded him by the society. Secretary Bryan was toastmaster and gathered about the banquet table, with distinguished scientists of the society. were President Wilson and his eabl- net, Justices Of the Supreme Court, members of the diplomatic corps, high officers of the army and navy, leaders in both houses of Congress and other notable figures in the life of the na- tional capital
 Presenting the medal. President Wilson said. in part:
 "A society of this sort generally con fers it's honors upon those who have disclosed geography. rather than upon those who have altered it It is a sort of advertiser and custodian of the globe. but It is now about to honor q gentlemen who has had the audacity to change the globe.
 We honor tonight the greatest liv- ing representative of the engineering profession. It seems to me to be nat ural. if may say so. with apologies to some of our friends present, that the greatest engineer should come from the United States"
 Colonel Goethals received the medal and stood silent evidently oYersome by emotion. Gradually he reganed his l composuae and feelingly expressed his appreciation.
 II k easier to build canals, he said than to find fitting words to eNpress my gratitude He made 1t clear that in accepting the medal, he did it in the name of every member Of the canal army.
The Dermott news., 1914-03-12
GrundY on Shaw.

Sydney Grundy has written little pamphlet in which he has gone for Mir. Bernard Shaw with a hatchet. He says: MT. Shaw Is spent force "a closed chapter-a tale that Is told-a back number-a lost chord fired rocket-an exploded mine-an extinct volcano. vomiting only ashes and dust Mir Shaw Is done. His star is on the wane, his candle only gutters in it's socket; his beauty Is passe, his wheezes are ehestnuts. his sleights of hand transparent. his humors rheum He is running race with time. and gave himself twenty to a frazzle."
The Dermott news., 1914-03-12
Alabama Wins It's Rate Case

Montogomery,A Ala. - Alabama won her long fight against the railroads to enforce the two and one-haf cents fare on all lines. when an agreement was signed by Governor O'Neal, the railroad commissioners. the Louisville and Nashville Railroad Company, the Nashville, Chattanooga and St. Louis railway. the Western Railway of Ala bama and the Central of Georgia rail way, The agreement puts into effect the l-2 cent passenger rates in the state unless changed by commission.
The Dermott news., 1914-03-12
Police Women Failure in Chicago.

Chicago. .-Police women were de cided here to be a failure at handling disorderly persons of their own sex. Lack of physical strength. coupled with inordinate curiosity of onlook- CTS, Chief of Police Gleason said. led him to remove the women police who have been attempting to hal 'e the waitresses boycott of a downtown es
 taurant It was shown that women will resist strenuously being arrest ed by a sister in uniform. Frequently the mounted police have aided them.
The Dermott news., 1914-03-12
GRANDMA USED SAGE TEA
 TO DARKEN HER GRAY HAIR
She Made Up Mixture of Sage Tea and Sulphur to Bring Back Color,
 Gloss. Thickness

Almost everyone knows that Saga Tea and Sulphur. properly compound ed brings hack the natural color and mstre to the hair when faded streaked or gray. also ends daudru6 itching scalp and stops falling hair. Years ago the only way to get thls mixture was 10 make 1t at home which is mussy and troublesome Nowadays, by asking at any store for "Wyeth 8 Sage and Sulphur Hair Remedy. you will get large bottle Of this famous old recipe for about % cents
 Don't stay gray Try it. No one can possibly tell that yeu darkeued your hair. as 1t does it so naturally and evenly You dampen sponge or soft brush with 1t and draw this through your hair, taking one small strand al time, by morning the gray hair disappears, and after another ap- plieatlon or two. your hair becomes beautifully dark. thick and glossy. Adv.
 Many an opportunity k m.ssed be- cause 1t isn't recognized
The Dermott news., 1914-03-12
GAS, DYSPEPSIA
 AND INDIGESTION "Pape's Diapepsin" settles sour, gassy stomachS in five
 minuteS-Time Itl

You don't want slow remedy when your stomach is bad-or an uncertain Y one-or harmful one-your stomach is too valuable; you mustn't iniure 1t.
 Papes Diapepsin is noted for it's speed in giving relief; its harmless. ness; its certain unfailing action In regulating sick, sour. gassy stomachs Its millions of cures in indigestion. dyspepsia. gastritis and other stomach trouble has made 1t famous the world over
 Keep this perfect stomach doctor in your home-keep 1t handy-get large fifty-cent case from any dealer and then If anyone should eat something which doesn't agree with them; if what they eat lays like lead ferments and sours and forms gas; causes head ache, dizziness and nausea, erueta- tions of acid and undigested food remember as soon as Tapes Diapepsin comes in contact with the stomach all such distress vanishes. Its prompt ',ness. certainty and ease in overcoming the worst stomach disorders is reve- lation to those who try it.-Adv.
The Dermott news., 1914-03-12
He Had Experience.

Once upon time a small boy about three years old was taken to the church to be baptized As soon as he caught sight of the bowl of water in the minister's hand he remembered his antipathy for the bathtub and strengthened himself up for the at. tack
 When the minister approached him. reverently dipping his hand in the Wa ter. the little fellow said ,s 'If you put toap in my eyes I'll bus you open - National Monthly.
The Dermott news., 1914-03-12
PLEASE PUBLISH
 THIS LETTER
Writes Lady Who can Now Walk Four Miles Day Without Feel
 ing Tired.

Boydton, Va.-Mrs. Fannie Boyd, of this town, says: II am sure I would have been in my grave, had 1t not been for Cardui the womans tonic, and I certainly cannot praise it enough, for 1t Is worth its weight in gold. l am, today, a walking adver. tsement for Cardui.
 Before taking Cardui. could hardly walk across the floor. I was so weak. l underwent an operation last spring for womanly trouble, but felt no better.
 After using bottles of Cardui, the woman's tonic, my ulcers were all gone, can eat hearty without suffer ing any pain, feel fine in every way, work all day. and can walk four miles . day without feeling tired.
 Please publish this letter, as would : like for every woman to know what Cardui did for me
 Many letters, similar to the above, come to us, unsolicited. every day This one should surely convince you of the merit of Cardui as 1t expresses the earnest sentiment of lady who has tried 1t.
 If you suffer from any of the numer. ous ailments so common to women, such as headache. backache. nervous. ness, weakness, pains in sides and limbs, sleeplessness, etc, begin taking Cardui today. It will help you, as it has helped % many others, iu the past hall century.
 B.--Wrae aoc Ladies Advisory Dept. chatta. nooGa Medicine O.. Chattanooga, Tenn, for Snreiai in'iruetions. and 6pagc book. Home Treat ment for Women" cent in plain wrapper. oD geQucst. Adv.
The Dermott news., 1914-03-12
More Delay In ThaN Case.

Concord, N. H,-Final briefs for the state of New York on the extradition of Harry K. Thaw were to have been filed here Tuesday. but it was an nounced that Wm, T. Jerome. repre- senting the New York attorney gener- al. had been granted five additional days.
The Dermott news., 1914-03-12
And There You Have the Tanao.

This illustration of the tango is credited to an Arkansas City negro. Dat tango. boss as sort of easy motion. Ye jis go stealing along easy like ye didn't have any knee joints and wuz walkin' on eggs that cost fo'ty cents a dozen. Atlanta Constitution
The Dermott news., 1914-03-12
no, sorinos Postmaster Confirmed

Washington.-Th Senate has con firmed the nomination of Robert IL. Smiley as postmaster at Hot Springs, Ark, and w w. Ward to be postmas- ter at Eudora.
The Dermott news., 1914-03-12
Talkina M aehInes.

Papa. did Edison make the first talking machiue2s
 No. son. the Lord make the first talking machine. but Edison made the first one that could be shut oG at will =
The Dermott news., 1914-03-12
Brilliant Idea.

Young Mother-l really don't know why he cries SO
 Bachelor Friend Perhaps it is his teeth coming through.
 Young Mother-Maybe it's his hair coming through that hurts him!
The Dermott news., 1914-03-12
Correction.

My poor husband got mixed up in nocently in that shooting affray. and the brought him home to me half dead
 No, madam; only half shot"
The Dermott news., 1914-03-12

Many proverb is merely smart sounding saying that cannot bear analysis
The Dermott news., 1914-03-12

But the average man would have no use for mirrors if he could see him self in them as other see him.
The Dermott news., 1914-03-12

The principal reason why the old times seem good Is that people were content with less
The Dermott news., 1914-03-12

Your family Doctor can't do more for your cough than Deans Mentholated Cough Drops they cure '-5c at Druggists.
The Dermott news., 1914-03-12

Colonel Barley Corn says he cant understand why some men want the earth if it's two-thirds water
The Dermott news., 1914-03-12

Don't buy water for bluing Liquid blue i. almost all water Buy Red Cross Ball Blue, the blue that's all blue. Adv
The Dermott news., 1914-03-12

Anybody can dye successfully with Putnam Fadeless Dyes. Adv.
The Dermott news., 1914-03-12

The secret of getting a hearing is in having little to say.
The Dermott news., 1914-03-12

In thts age Cash VIII ketp ireHas longer than diplomacy
The Dermott news., 1914-03-12

Many an opportunity ls m.ss"d be cause it isn't recognIzed
Bisbee daily review., 1914-02-27
SOMERSS SYSTEM SOONFOR 6|SBEE
Scientific Way of Determining Land and Property Value Is Being Tried in Phoenix;
 Experts Will Come Here

Arizona cities soon will take rank with the most progressive municipali- ties of the United States in the mat ter of equitable tax assessments and the consequent protection Of all class es of property from unjust taxation with the completion of the work or in- stalling the Somers System Of equal izing land values. now in progress in Phoenix, and other places. The som CTS Unit System of land valuation Is being installed under the supervision of the State Tax commission, and the assessors of the several cities and counties of the state.
 The Somers system service experts are now at work in Phoenix comput- ing the land values of the city, after the owners and users of property have been consulted in open meeting as to the worth of the land for var ious uses.
 Until the adoption of the Somers Unit System of realty equalization by twenty.four cities of United States and Canada. land and improvements in those cities were being assessed in practically the same haphazzard ways of a half century ago. With the in stallation of the Somers System Ser vice in these twenty-four cities in- equalities of taxation became almost unknown, and the resulting "psycho- logical sense of ease, of satisfaction, of square dealing toward their fel- lows" and spirit of civic satisfac- tion, growing out of the fact that their money was being taken from them by a square deal policy such as they had never known before" as eX- pressed by Frederic c. Howe, the well known writer and publicist and one of the assessors of Cleveland, Ohio, in 1910. who directed the in- stallation of the Somers System in that city four years ago, is a commun- ity condition such as few cities attain to under old methods of assessment for taxation purposes.
 Everywhere there are examples of the wide differences of opinion as 10 land values, in estimates by supposed land valuation experts, such as prom lnent real estate men, lessors of city sites. etc. Until W. A. Somers, form erly city engineer of St. Paul. Minn. originated the method of equal valu ing city land sites, or of accurately computing rural values.
 Briefly the Somers Unit System of land valuation is described as fol lows:
 l. The Somers System is not put 1 forward, and never has been, as q panacea for taxation ills, for it has nothing to do with the policy adopt ed by the community or the assessor in levying the assessment.
 2. The Somers System does not value. It is a method of valuing.
 3. The Somers System Is truly scien
Bisbee daily review., 1914-02-27
COMB SAGE TEAI
 INTO GRAy.HA!R
Ladies! Try thisl parkensa beautl- fully and nobody can teII-Brings
 back its gloss and thickness.

Common garden sage brewed into a heavy tea, with sulphuf and alcohol added, will turn gray, streaked and faded hair beautifully dark and luxuri- ant; remove every bit of. dandruff, stop scalp itching and falling hair. Just few applications will prove revelation if your hair is fading. gray, or dry. scraggly and thin. Mixing the Sage Tea and Sulphur re- cipe at home, though, is troublesome. An easier way is to get the ready-to- use tonic. costing about 50 cents a large bottle, at drug stores, known as "Wyeth's Sage and Sulphur Hair Rem edy," thus avoiding a lot of muss.
 While wispy, gray, faded hair is not sinful, we all desire to retain our youthful appearance and attractive ness. By darkening your hair with Wyeth's Sage and Sulphur. no one can tell. because it does 1t so naturally, SO evenly. You just dampen a sponge or soft brush with it and draw this through your hair, taking one small strand at time; by morning all gray hairs have disappeared. and after an. other application or two your hair be- comes beautifully dark. glossy, soft
 and luxuriant.-Ady. 4Sl
Bisbee daily review., 1914-02-27
BIG EATERS GET
 KIDNEY TROUBLE
Take a Glass of Salts Before Break fast if Your Back Hurts or Blad-
 der Bothers You.

The American men and women must guard constantly against Kidney trouble, because we eat too much and all our food is rich. Our blood Is filled with uric acid which the kidneys strive to filter out, they weaken from over work. become sluggish; the eliminat- i've tissues clog and the result is kid ney trouble, bladder weakness and c general decline in health.
 When your kidneys feel like Jumps of lead, your back hurts or the urine is cloudy, full of sediment or you are obliged to seek relief two or three times during the night; if you suffer with sick headache or dizzy, nervous spells, acid stomach. or you have rheumatism when the weather is bad. get from your pharmacist about four ounces of lad Salts; take table spoonful in a glass of water before kidneys will then act fine. This fa- nous salts is made from the acid of grapes and lemon juice. combined with lithia. and has been used for generations to flush and stimulate clogged kidneys; to neutralize the acids in the urine so. 1t no longer is a source of irritation, thus ending bladder disorders.
 lad Salts is inexpensive; cannot in- jure, makes a delightful effervescent Whitewater beverage and belongs in every home. because nobody can make a mistake by having good kidney flushing any time.-Adv
Bisbee daily review., 1914-02-27
DID CHILD WAKE UP
 GROSS OR FEVER|SH
Look Motheri H tongue is coated give California Syrup Of Figs" to
 clean the bowels.

dotherl Your child isn't naturally cross and peevish See if tongue is coated; this Is sure sign its little stomach, liver and bowels need a cleansing at once.
 When listless. pale. feverish. full of cold. breath bad, throat sore, doesn't eat. sleep or act naturally. has stom. ach-ache, diarrhoea, remember, a gentle liver and bowel cleansing should always be the first treatment given.
 Nothing equals California Syrup of Figs" for children's ills; give a teaspoonful. and in a few hours all the foul waste. sour bile and fer menting food which is clogged in the bowels passes out of the system, and you have well and playful child again. All children love this harm. less, delicious fruit laxative" and it Dever fails to effect good inside" cleansing. Directions for babies. chil. dren of all ages and grown.ups are plainly on the bottle
 Keep it handy in your home. A lit. tie given today saves a sick child to- morrow. but get the genuine. Ask your druggist for a 50.cent bottle of california Syrup of Figs" then look and see that it Is made by the Cali. fornia Fig Syrup Company" Coun- terfeits are being sold here. Don't be fooled.-Adv.
Bisbee daily review., 1914-02-27

IT" in two seconds-no fussing with plasters that don't stay put, with salves that make corns pull" and make the toe beefy and raw, with knives. scissors. razors and diggers that make corns grow faster and that may cause blood poison from corn cutting and corn.bleeding. "GETS-IT" shrivels up corns, they come right off. That's the new principle. It's just common sense. No more corn pains. "GETS-IT" is safe. and never hurts the flesh. Get rid of corns and callouses.
 "GETS-IT" Is sold at 25c a bottle by all druggists, or sent direct if you wish, from E. Lawrence & Co.,, Chicago
Bisbee daily review., 1914-02-27
URIC ACID
 SOLVENT
50 Cent Bottle (32 Doses

N E L
 Just because you start the day wor- ried and tired, stiff legs and arms and muscles, an aching head. burning and bearing down pains in the back-worn out before the day begins, do not think you have to stay in that con dition.
 Be strong, well and vigorous, with no more pain from stiff joints, sore muscles. rheumatic suffering, aching back or kidney disease.
 For any form of bladder trouble or weakness, its action Is really wonder ful Those sufferers who are in and out of bed half dozen times a night will appreciate the rest, comfort and strength this treatment gives.
 To prove the Williams Treatment conquers kidney and bladder diseases, rheumatism and all uric acid troubles, no matter how chronic or stubborn, if you have never used the Williams Treatment, we will give one BOG bot tie (S2 doses). free if you will cut out this notice and send 1t with your name and address, with 10c to help pay distribution expenses. to The Dr. D. A. Williams Company. Dept. 2402 F. O, Bldg, East Hampton. Conn. Send at once and you will receive by parcel post a regular 50c bottle, without charge and without mourning any ob- ligations, One bottle only to an ad- dress. 97
Bisbee daily review., 1914-02-27

appointed to the bench men who were known to be conservative and of unquestioned legal ability and rep utation.
 In the natural course of events the present administration is likely to witness the disappearance from pub lie life of several of the eminent pub licists now numbered among the mem. bers of the supreme court. A great power thus will be vested in the hands of President Wilson. It is to be ex- peeted that he will appoint lawyers whose views coincide with his own. In other words there. will be placed upcE the bench men who will Inter- pret the law along the advanced lines which Mir. Wilson always has adyo- cated