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Albuquerque morning journal. [volume] (Albuquerque, N.M.) 1903-1926, 1914-03-21
STRIKING At THE PRESS AGAIN.
lNnm NnrL NNnrln l


In some respects the revised trade
commission bin as agreed upon BY the
house committee on commerce is an
Improvement upon It's predecessors
The new commission Is not TO run
nmuck among the great industrial en-
terprises Of the country. II is TO be
subject 60 the president and attorney
general IL Us to be servant OF the
courts
Yet this boarl. (which r. empowered
to investigate and report upon bus
ness activities having "a capital %
$5.000.o00 and upward, ifs nowhere i'm
the proposed 1st prohibited from maxi
ing public trade and other legitimate
secrets that may come into lis pos
session uu N, contrary, "informu.
ton ublainel may be made public in
the discretion Uf the commission" and
its reports TO the president may Be
made public n his discretion
White tho commission aud the pres.
ident have these plenary powers, il is
provided that amy person who shall
mako public ANS information obtained
by tnc commission, without it's aus
lhuriCs shall, upon conviction. be
Tined or imprisoned II was hardly
ncerssary for the chairman Of the
committee Go explain that this proyi-
sion was intentionally broadly drawn
so as 90 cover newspaper publications
oi Information gathered by the COM
mission
Nothing is 'uorc fashionable nova
lays than lctt-handed attempts tu cen-
snf the press 80 responsible ncws-
paper has amy complaint 10 make ri
laws that properly hold Il TO account
but mere ls "a caSe In which public
servants. f dishonest or negligent.
may ga ine8lculable harm 10 private
Interests with no penalty, whereas ii
newspaper should by it's enterprise
coHle into possession Of information
which abe commission also had in It's
Keeping and wss supprcssing, perhaps
utful tN, the publication thereof
would bc misdomoanor.
Tho bill IN other respects appears 10
be- WISELY drawn, bat 1t should not re-
ccifc q vote Ia either house of cum
gress until its penalties for mischiev-
uht rufhcity arc made 70 run against
tno oiiitnr who may h0 temptcd 70
aapao their powers When the news
r'feiH ei tho United states are 90 hc
Albuquerque morning journal. [volume] (Albuquerque, N.M.) 1903-1926, 1914-03-21
With Scissors and Paste
THE SOUTH Is ADVANCING.
hiram thc Atlanta Tottruo1 ,


Chancellor Kirkland Of Vanderbilt
spoke az an accurate observer and
student when he said in his address
M the University Of Pennsylvania that
the south is growing more rapidly
than the country as whole, and It
offers better opportunities than almost
amy other section for constructive
work Of a far reaching character
This IS true OF agriculture, industry
commerce. and it is coming to be true
Of education ana social progress. In
.he last ten years the capital Of the
south's national banks has increased
nt It rate greater than 1870 per cent,
while the rate OF Increase IN the rest
of the country has been less than e.
per cent
This is one instance among hum
dreds showing the steady ana vigor-
Gus advance of the south on an lines
of material ende9Nor. Its natural re-
sources are as yet barely touched, SO
ihat the progress Of the future viii
wee equally sure, ana il will be virtually
unlimited.
Albuquerque morning journal. [volume] (Albuquerque, N.M.) 1903-1926, 1914-03-21
nm oLDEsr 1lErrnIIC.

ln the little European republic OF
San Marine this month is the festival
OF independence marking the solemn
restoration of tho republic I'm l74o.
sam MarIno, perched on lofty noun
tains overlooking the Adnatic, Is only
thirty-tWo square miles In extent, but
IL Is the oldest of the worlds existing
republics. It's career as an independ-
ont country began In the ninth cen-
fury but Ia the sixteenth century the
republic was overthrown by cesare
Borgia. Il was re-established after
the death of Borgia, but it was not
until 1870 that It's freedom was finally
secured. Ever since that time san
Marine has been undisturbcd, AMI
while all Europe WAS at war the little
mountain country was left 10 peace
and quiet.
Albuquerque morning journal. [volume] (Albuquerque, N.M.) 1903-1926, 1914-03-21

Bryan was government ownership ~
railroads. Bnt Wc hear no more talk
along that llne Then there was the
general declaration, LET the people
rule The people have ruled ever
since the nation came into existence
So as a matter " fact, a little close
fails 70 disclose that any
Of the paramount Issues adduccd
by Mr. Bryan have been enacted into
law or arc likely 10 be either by DEM
ocrats Or republicans. The claim has
no baas ~ truth and MIR Bryan re-
mains among us Che greatest Of talk.
ers and the most unsuccessful Of
Albuquerque morning journal. [volume] (Albuquerque, N.M.) 1903-1926, 1914-03-21
AN uoNORED NAME.

In reply 90 an inquiry it may be
said that the name Of Colonel Cocktails
SIS pronounced as II spelled Goo
that's" with the accent on the first
syllable The colonel is Of Swiss am
ccstry, ana his remote progcnitor was
named By a king OF Flanders TO whom
he said, In reply to commentator
for a valorous deed "Sire, ] break
before bend "Henceforth," said
the king, thy name is Goethals, the
our American colonel
IS liyins up 90 his name
Albuquerque morning journal. [volume] (Albuquerque, N.M.) 1903-1926, 1914-03-21
The StOryteUers
Tho Ncwsboy Knockcr.

Ambassador Page, az a dinner IN
London. condemned the newspaper
faRers who recently declared that
there was ill-feeling between America
and England over Mexico when, ass
a matter Of fact, no ill-feeing Of any
Kind existed
The great and good power Of the
press, he said Should not be abused
by these wicked men. il IS these men
who, before their fakes are discoy-
cred bring the less conservative sec
tion of the press into disrepute
Were it not for these takers, no
body would ever have narrated the
story of the kind old gentleman who
seeing a little neWsboy laden down
with about a thousand newspapers
said:
Don't all those papers make you
tired, my boy2
Nit said the urchin, disgustedly;
1 don't read EN-
Albuquerque morning journal. [volume] (Albuquerque, N.M.) 1903-1926, 1914-03-21
Nature Provided.

A story that is going the rounds n
as follows. AT recent visit Of the
secretary OF the navy 20 the academy
at Annapolis he was ioslled in the
crowd OF visitors to such a degree that
a man Of proportions trampled heaV-
lily upon the secretarial toe
Instead of apologizing when Mr.
Daniels turned his head TO see who
had crushed his foot, the Offender
growled ont.
what 30 you mean by giving me
such a nasty look 2"
why returned the secretary, ~
notice that YOU have q nasty look, but
7 had nothing TO do with giving it to
you. ''-Neales Monthly
Albuquerque morning journal. [volume] (Albuquerque, N.M.) 1903-1926, 1914-03-21

rho aanato ara not Give tho necca-
sory wo-thlrds majority favorable to
The submission 81 constitutional
for woman suffrage In
tho nation. but "a majority Of the SEN
ators voted with them They were
really Justified 30 regarding the de-
feat IA a victory
Albuquerque morning journal. [volume] (Albuquerque, N.M.) 1903-1926, 1914-03-21
A MExlcAN's VIEW

Emeterlo de pa Cara, Jr, one Of
the able men Of Mexico who was
many years am Influential member Of
the chamber OF deputies, close
friend Of Dlaz and the first eonfidon-
tial agent sent by Huerta 10 represent
his cause 70 President Wilson. has an
article IN Inst Sundays New York
sun IN which he outlines the following
plan for bringing peace TO Mexico;
let us convene, as an immediate,
practical result Of tho movement, O
pence congress, which, upon neutral
ground ana on "a basis Of absolute Inn
partially and national ana inferno
uonal integrity shall discuss aud re-
solve upon the reconstruction OF Mex
leo in the light Of the constitution
and Of the aspirations Of It's people,
thereby restoring peace to Mexico and
putting her baok Ia her place among
the nations Of the earth.
"Thc congress win select an Impair
tial committee OF representative cit-
gens made up Of conservative and re-
aponsIblc mon Of am parties.
Prepare plans for roorgbnlzlng the
national finances, restoring the public
credit ana promoting economic re-
forms which viii DO justice to the
masses
Announce that II the officers,
leaders ana soldiers on both sides lay
down their arms aud submit 70 proper
law control provision win De made for
their payment ana amnesty win DO
passed on all their debts and doinRs
ana their work Win be pardoned and
foisyen forever.
Consider the reform Of the land
laws, consulting foreign exports and
experience IL necessary bar acting IN
the matter upon their own indepcn-
dent initiative.
'1'corgunizo the public debt. nego-
tiato loans which viii permit the re-
stornton Of The monetary STANDARD,
restore mo public credit. pay the sol
diprs and rebuild the railroads
Provide for honest elections un-
der the charge Of impartial rcprcseu-
tutlte mon of all parties,
THE present savage warfare is not
only costing the country many pre-
olous lives and the destruction OF
property at home but win also Inn
pose % heavy burden Of public debt
for indemnity to foreigners having
property In Mexico tho interest on
which viii De a long continued and
unproductve burden upon the re-
sources Of The country
The continuance OF the present
strife viii find the resources OF the
country impaired 10 resist foreign n-
tcrvontion, which will almost certainly
occur either hy the United states on
@ combination Of powers. with the re.
sult of causing prolonged anarchy orr
the levy of the cost OF Intervention
upon the MoNIcon people, n Il is sue
ccsshl"
spuof Gar2n. who Is an accomplish
od llngulst and speahs ana writes tho
English language quito as fuently as
his native tongue. SAYS tho disorders
that have occurred were bound TO
follow the thirty-fyo wars OF auto
cratic rule OF portIro Dia2. lie be
ilcvcs President Wilson made a mis-
take when he refused to recognize
iucrla. though ho does not regard
Huerta as an ideal man OF "a compe-
tent statesman. Lll,o am MoNcans
ho is opposed 90 Intervention. hut says
such eourso 81 inevitable unless Mex
Ice soon finds way out of her pres
cnt ntollcrahlc condition
Albuquerque morning journal. [volume] (Albuquerque, N.M.) 1903-1926, 1914-03-21

The llama sent 20 Secretary BRYAN
was not "A llama at an. It appears
hut guanaco John nassett Moore
would hnyc seen through the suhter-
uro at once.
Albuquerque morning journal. [volume] (Albuquerque, N.M.) 1903-1926, 1914-03-21

The rounded-up Mexican army set
ting three square meals u day at Fort
Bliss Jared much better than Kelley's
army which was dispersed with q
shower bath.
Albuquerque morning journal. [volume] (Albuquerque, N.M.) 1903-1926, 1914-03-21

whether it's a suit Of clothes or O
million dollars worth of tapestries
The path Of duty is through the
custom house
Albuquerque morning journal. [volume] (Albuquerque, N.M.) 1903-1926, 1914-03-21
Hits from Sharp Wits


"'rhe detective hired was shine
'HuN so2'
"'rhe burglar lefl somo cigar ashes
saved EN- for The detective, hut he
couldn't deduto a darn thing."
Albuquerque morning journal. [volume] (Albuquerque, N.M.) 1903-1926, 1914-03-21

The New York man who paid forty
thousand dollars for am old helmet
probably would kick if his wife asked
him for forty dollars FOR "a spring hat
Albuquerque morning journal. [volume] (Albuquerque, N.M.) 1903-1926, 1914-03-21

The first fly huzcd yesterday 1t
WAS promptly swatted. Let the good
work extend % the nest time
Albuquerque morning journal. [volume] (Albuquerque, N.M.) 1903-1926, 1914-03-21

Tho now Maroon aerophone trans
mits notes "a thousand miles, but It
has nothing on the oornet or the
piano In tho hands OF a beginner
Albuquerque morning journal. [volume] (Albuquerque, N.M.) 1903-1926, 1914-03-21

u doesn't cost Mrs PanKhurst
much Co live. when she is not in jail,
she is being Toasted by the sufGra-
gettos.
Albuquerque morning journal. [volume] (Albuquerque, N.M.) 1903-1926, 1914-03-21
IloN pnnrI,.I. lcgln.

He spoke un smalils
shc answered taflly
IT'S Jhus "a ruw occurs.
Twas his fault partly
And partly hers
Albuquerque morning journal. [volume] (Albuquerque, N.M.) 1903-1926, 1914-03-21

Time doth transfx the flourish set on
youth,
And delves the parallels in beautys
brow,
Feeds on the rarlties OF natures
truth,
And nothing stands but for his scythe
10 NOW. Shakespeare
Albuquerque morning journal. [volume] (Albuquerque, N.M.) 1903-1926, 1914-03-21
A Creed

ES$S, Faith in what is sweet
NS#9 and clean;
A w. Faith that just around the
A@aI All is peaceful and
- VI serene.
Faith that after care and strife
Come the happy days Of rest
Faith that everything in life
Really happens for the best
This my faith and this my Shield
'Gainst the arrows Of distrust
Much Of justice is concealed
In what seems to be unjust
Now what seems dismal way
That alone I'm forced to tread
may come to see some day
Is a glorious path instead.
Undisurbed by petty wrongs
Undismayed by what is mean,
Though the false attracts the throngs,
Though the multitude unclcan,
Though at times stand alone,
Though I'm oft misunderstood,
Faith ! still would keep and own
In the decent and the good.
Detroit free Press.
Albuquerque morning journal. [volume] (Albuquerque, N.M.) 1903-1926, 1914-03-21

shacklcd, the job should be, and We
think VIII be, done IN the open, with
cyerybodys knowledge IL not with
cyerybodys assent.
Aberdeen herald. [volume] (Aberdeen, Chehalis County, W.T.) 1886-1917, 1914-02-03

Some nnuSin. stories OF lis lrctur
Ing experiences are told 10y Sir Ernest
Shackletou. the Antarctic explorer
One day when In scotland gollinC.
Nfter his first expedition. he received
letter from Harrow school asking
him to give lecture. He did not
want to 20. So he wrote fixing Il pro.
hibitive rice as he thought--a fee Of
ESQ. exclusive OF expenses To his
anIazement the offer WAS accepted
and he gave the lecture. On the
strength Of that he wrote to the au
thorities NJ Elton and offered his serv-
ices at an equal rate. The reply
came back. Dear Sir-This Is five
times az much as we pay to really first
class lecturers"
His audience at Leith was once so
small that he went TO the cahman be
had left outside and said. 81 will pay
for some one 10 hold the horse. and
you can come in and hear the lecture"
"Oh. no. thank you" said the cab
man: Il am all right where am"
Afterwari. with his wife. he was
counting his losses and said. Twenty.
dive people nj Ia head that makes
the total receipts Il IS" But" said
his wife. you must deduct - from
that | sent the cook and one Of the
maids"
Aberdeen herald. [volume] (Aberdeen, Chehalis County, W.T.) 1886-1917, 1914-02-03
SUM MONS

IN THE JUSTICE COURT, ABER-
deem Precinct, Chehalis County,
Washington. before J. M. Phillips,
Justice of the Peace.
A. J. West Lumber Company, cor
pOration, plaintiff, VS.. AL Firth. de-
PENDANT
State of Washington, County of Che
halls, IS:
To AL FIRTH:
IN THE NAME OF THE STATE
OF WASHINGTON. you are hereby
notified that A. J. West Lumber Com
pany, corporation, has filed a COM
plant against you in said court,
which comes on to be heard at my
office in the Finch Building in Alb
erdeen. in Chehalis County, State Of
Washington, on the oath day of Feb
ruary. A. D. 1914. at the hour of 10
o'clock, A. M. and unless you appear
and then and there answer the same
will be taken as confessed and the
demand of the plaintiff granted. The
object and demand of said claim Is
to recover judgment against you in
the sum of STATS as and on a bal
ance of account.
Complaint filed January Is, 1914.
J. NJ. PHILLIPS,
Justice of the Peace
First publication Jan. %. 1914.
Last publication Feb. "a, 1914.
Aberdeen herald. [volume] (Aberdeen, Chehalis County, W.T.) 1886-1917, 1914-02-03
CITY MESSENGER co
Victor Erickson, Manager
DAY AND NIGHT SERVICE
40Sla E. Wishkah St.
Telephones 1918
SUM MONS.

IN THE SUPERIOR COURT OF THE
STATE OF WASHINGTON. IN
AND FOR CHEHALIS COUNTY.
stephen szczepanski. Plaintiff.
VS.
Katherine Szczepanski. Defendant.
The State of Washington, to the
said Katherine Szczepanski. defend
ant, above named:
In the name OF the State of Wash.
ington. you are hereby summoned to
appear within sixty 600 days after
the date of the first publication
Of this summons. to-wit: within sixty
(6ol days after January 10th. 1914.
and defend above entitled action in
the above entitled court. and answer
the complaint OF the plaintiff. and
serve copy Of your answer or other
pleadings upon the undersigned at
torney for the plaintiff at his office
below stated: and in case Of your fail.
ure so 10 do. judgment will be rend.
cred against you according to the de-
mand OF the complaint which has
been filed with the Clerk Of the above
entitled court.
The object Of this action is to obtain
. decree of absolute divorce upon the
ground Of abandonment, and to have
both the real and personal property
Of the parties hereto awarded to the
Aberdeen herald. [volume] (Aberdeen, Chehalis County, W.T.) 1886-1917, 1914-02-03
A Shattered Test.

The extremely handsome professor
OF nerve restoration was addressing
his matinee class OF society ladies. re-
iates the Cleveland Plain Dealer.
Il am about to show you one Of my
original tests" he said. with n flash Of
perfect teeth. Il produce an artificial
mouse attached to Il string and draw
II across the floor. You all know II Is
artificial and are not startled. Yet
there may be- little palpitation. Let
us see" He stepped outside and i'm
meiiately reappeared. his hand hold
ing string to which II mouse was M
tachcd. He drew It forward. You
see how harmless 1t is Look at IT for
little while" He tossed down the
string. and the mouse Immediately
made n dash for the nearest chair, In
five seconds the room wus empty
The handsome professor looked
around ruefully.
That darn kid rung In live one ON
me- he said.
Aberdeen herald. [volume] (Aberdeen, Chehalis County, W.T.) 1886-1917, 1914-02-03
"Our Wretched Bona ~

How can we've who have gained
Tor ourselves health ami comfort and
knowledge can we stand patient
~ by and see our brother diseased and
miserable and ignorant? How can we
bear our iuxurirS as long ms u child IL
growing up IN Savngrry whom we
might have saved. ar u woman In
droopin. from sorrow and overwOrk
whom we might have cherished and
helped? We are not our own we are
parts " the whole. Generations OF
workers have toilrd for us in the past.
ana we are IN return to carry our
wrrtchrd bone or to our miScra bic
corner sharing and giving nothing
Woe upon lis II we do Mrs. Hum
phry Ward in The History OF David
Gricve"
Aberdeen herald. [volume] (Aberdeen, Chehalis County, W.T.) 1886-1917, 1914-02-03
was upon himself.

was upon himself
well remember one cloakrOom
story that to be appreciated In Its full
est sense should have been heard from
the lips OF the man who, like the great
emancipation, was tall. lean. lanky and
hUmely. His style was inimita BILE.
The story Is rs follows:
II do not know how 1t is with my
countrymen In general. Some men
have strong ambitions. never had
the political ambition that made me
desire to bc II member OF the state
legislature or desire to be Il governor.
but from my earliest boyhood ! had a
consuming desire to be II member Of
the great American house OF repre-
sentntives. Down the vista Of all my
dreams | saw arising the great white
dome OF the capitol OF the only true
republic on earth. and I followed that
vision from youth to manhood. through
sickness and sorrow and misfortune.
with an ambition that was as honor
able az It was hopeless.
I'm the years Of my manhood. after
pursuing It like II constable on the
trail OF an abscOnding debtor. ! over
took 1t. When | reached the capitol
Of my country my hair was u tribe
long and my coat not Of the latest cut.
out az ! started down that long cor
ridOr toward the door OF the house
OF representatives looming in front OF
me. felt, sir. that Gods elect were
about to come into their own. To be
entirely frank with you. | could feel
the earth tremblc. conscious Of the i'm
pOrtnnce OF my trend
"Bnt unfortunately when l reached
the doorway In the capitol they had
couple Of guards stationed there to
keep ont the profane. One OF these
fellows grabbed hold OF me and said:
"'Stand back. You cant 30 in. No
body but members Of congress allowed
In there!'
Il said. If you please. sir. am
member
"iOu are Il what|
"'Why.' said. I am n member OF
congress. My name is Cushman. from
the state of WASHINGTON.
"llc took ont Il long printed list. ran
his finger down 1t. and said. is your
name Francis w. Cushman?'
~ said. That Is H.
"'rhc fellow bowed clear below his
rnrtcrs ana said. Pass right in. Mr.
tuShman
AS | went through the swinging
door he turned to the other guard and
said: 'Jumpin' Jimmcny. Bill! Did you
see that? I'll never have the nerve to
stop anything else that shows upr -
Ollie NJ. James in Washington Star.
Aberdeen herald. [volume] (Aberdeen, Chehalis County, W.T.) 1886-1917, 1914-02-03
HORRIBLE eLorcHEs OF ECZEMA

Quickly cured by Dr. Hobson's
Eczema Ointment. c. P. Caldwell
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have not a spot anywhere on my body
and can say | am cured 1t will do
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Eczema blotches, red unsightly sores
and leaves your skin clean and healthy
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Aberdeen herald. [volume] (Aberdeen, Chehalis County, W.T.) 1886-1917, 1914-02-03
J. S. WAUGH
GOT HER THREE WISHES.
Gut They Sank Her Beneath the
Waves Of tho Social Sea.

The late King Edward Of England.
while II very gracious and genial man..
could be very severe with those who
overstcppcd the rules of etiquette. and
Frederick Townsend Martin In Things
l Remember" recalls what happened
to All American girl who offended him
when he was Prince Of Wales.
At a society bazaar the winner OF a
lucky lottery ticket had the privilege OF
asking three wishes from tho Prince
OF Wales, and fate favored IA young
lady from the United States.
what is your first wish?" asked
II. r.. II,
"Oh. sir: 1t is to have your photo
graph"
The prince bcamrd. Granted" he
snid And the ncxt?"
Il would like You to bring me the
photograph in person"
II. Il. II. hrsitatcd. frowncd and re
covering from his surprise answered.
THAT shall he done, Now. what is
the last?"
Never was the truth OF the saying
~ ull'ilNNN ttitt l'NlS lUSll III WucTt
angels fear ~ tread" The Young lady
disrcgardcd the warning looks from
those around her. "'rhc third wish
sir. is that YOU will present me To the
Princess OF Wales
The prince looked Mt her coldly
"Grautcd," he said and walked away
without II word. The silly girl realized
that she had sinncd against society.
which never forgivcs fools She made
hasty exit. and the waves ot the So
cial sea closed over her forever.
Aberdeen herald. [volume] (Aberdeen, Chehalis County, W.T.) 1886-1917, 1914-02-03

Cecil Rhodes used to take n coop ~
hens on board To p,"vl,lr fresh r..S ON
his numerous ~; AGES between En-.
land and South Africa ;ut those were.
three weeks Journeys. and not Il mere,
five day eros. sing ~ the Atlantic
Hence another prominent South ART.
can parsonage WIS asked why he Il III
not follow Rhodes example and pro
vide himself With the luxury of new
laid eggs nj sea ION. | don't bother
IL take II coop az fowls on board" he
replied. hut | Zip the hoS'un who looks
after Rhodes hru>. and get Rhodes
eggs"