The Salt Lake tribune. [volume] (Salt Lake City, Utah) 1890-current, 1914-03-01

been larnin' mocheeka Is this on tn level1"
says l. "It is" says Luigi That's tn dhrapery
he'll have to hang on himsilf if he don't expict to
be shot be sinthry at tn gate" But" says l,
che says he'll be ashamed iv hirnsif." That's
tn way an American ambassadure ought to feel
in TIL prisince iv king He'll have to dhress tn
part" says Luigi So we put him in tn first part
clothes an started him off f'r tn palace. He
come back three times befure he left fr good
"Ar-re ye sure this is absolutely ali right?" says
he. " It's what ye've got to wear" says l.
WELL" says he, "Ill have to take ye'er wurrud
f'r it, but if yere maxim joke iv ME III have ye
both coort martialed never felt so narvous in
life. Ivry mnyut expict some wan to rap
on plate with knife an sind me fr cheese
sandwich" he says.
"' But whin he come back he was changed
man, "Well, Pickles." saysI "Ye'er ixcillincy,
Misther Sicrety, if ye Place" says he. "Yeer
ixciincy," says l. How did ye'er ixcillincy like
his majesty?" says l. GA wonderful charak-
ter" says he. He was settin' on tn throne whin
| entered. did respectful crouch as directed,
but am not young as light as I was an
thin jerry-built clothes iv Felsenthal's didn't
hold But what threatened to be misfortune at
first turned into piece iv rare good luck. F'r
his majesty give shrek iv delight an, boundin'
firm tn throne, cried Buttons, buttons, an
began scoopin' up these mimintoes iv visit.
Firm that on was per6ckly at ME aise with him,
or as much so as man can be whin his susplnd-
ers has ceased to exercise their functions, What
kind iv sublime heyro is he? Very simple, but
very dignifed. He is small v stature an if hewas
plibean he might be called runt, but there is
something so magnificent in his bearin', some
thing so piercn in his glance, something so ma
jestic in his walk that befure ye have been in his
prisince minyit ye frget his achool measure
mints an wud not be surprised to hear that he is
iliven feet high His charakter is we'll displayed
in his face, where ye sojerly ardor in tn low
forehead balanced be dogged conservatism IN tn
rethreatin' chin. Ye can see at glance that he
was bor-rn to command. Whin he spoke, as he
did sivral times durin' TIL day, his penethratin
falsetto voice made me thremble All in all, he
is tn ablest man far an away that have iver
met. But with it all so simple an aisy in his
manners He set next to me at dinner, with his
nurse on tn other side. He showed gr-reat
inthrest in America, asst me was it a lake, an
seemed disappointed whin ! told him had no
Indyan blood in me veins. Afther that he was
silent an listened while described tn iniquity
iv the pure food act an told him iv tn health
givin' qualities iv benzoate iv soda in tomato
ketchup Afther we had been at tn table f'r
about two hours an was just startin' seeries
iv American anecdotes he suddenly give cry 1v
%, my Lord dashed his hand again his fore
head an run screamin' firm TIL room. presoom
that something had said had suggested solu-
ton iv some gr-reat QUESTION iv state an he hur-
ried away to put tn idee in writin' while it was
still fresh. Anyhow waited till quarther to