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The Elbert County tribune., 1914-05-01

/ save by being my own salesman.
Besides, the home market does not
grade honey SO closely as commission
men do. In my neighborhood only
two grades are recognized-the dark
and the white with difference of
only two cents between them.
When working new town, II you
succeed in getting an order from one
of the best grocers, then go to his
competitor and tell him of it. Talk to
him as a drummer should and the
chances are that you will get du-
plicate order from him, as he can
well furnish his customers the same
article at the same price
If you cannot get sales started in
this way, leave crates with two or
three reliable grocers, seeing that they
keep them in prominent place where
people entering the stores will be sure
to see. and you will soon get trade
started
The more places your honey is kept
on sale the more will be sold, espe-
cially II you put 1t In nice. clean, at
tractive packages. After the home
market has been supplied, and there
is some honey left. one may have
to send 1t to the large cities to be sold
on commission, but would do it only
as a last resort.
Lastly comes the question of when
to sell. and 1t is the most puzzling of
any. When there Is large crop the
tendency of prices is downward.
Knowing this, there is tendency
to rush the honey into market when
1t becomes known that there is a
bountiful crop. This puts the prices
down still further. This matter of
when to sell is one of those questions
that each man must decide for him
self. II there is a short crop general
ly and prices are advancing gradual
ly, it certainly seems safe to hold
honey a reasonable length of time. AS
rule, however, l would not hold
honey until winter. Marketing honey
is one OF the most essential parts of
,beekeeping. A failure In the honey
crop means the loss of part of your
years labor. but II you sell your prod
uct at loss your entire years labor
Ia in vain.
The Elbert County tribune., 1914-05-01
NeoessIty for nExtras.y

Mr.. Nuwed-Seems to me our gro
Gerry bills are very high for two per-
sons.
Mrs. Nuwed-You wanted me to be
economical. you know. and I've been
using up the bread crumbs for pud.
dings.
Mr.. Nuwed-Quite right, my love.
and good puddinge they were. but |
was speaking of the grocery bills.
Mrs. Nuwed-Yes; you see, it takes
about IS worth of other things to
make the bread crumbs taste good
Puck.
The Elbert County tribune., 1914-05-01
His Humility.

Abner Appledry-Jay Green amt
got no more. pride and independence
about him than a rabbit
Aaron Allred-Say he hain't?
Abner Appledry-Nah! Whenever
he takes a ride on the cars he never
stamps up and down the aisles or
stands out on the back platform. to
show everybody that he knows his
rights. but just sits still in his seat
like he was in churchi-Puck
The Elbert County tribune., 1914-05-01

Don't listen to the groom or the
owner OF a stallion that has weak eyes
when he tells you that the colts of a
horBe 30 affected will more than likely
be perfectly sound. l knew OF a very
fne stallion. many years ago. This
horse had apparently good eyes him
sch. but his sire. a great winner on
the turf In his day, was blind. A
large percentage of the colts of his
son that had apparently good eyes.
went totally blind at an early age,
and that from four to six years.
If you own a mare that has crooked
hooks, or In other words who has cat
hams. as the saying is. you can be
pretty sure that her colt will fall heir
to the same blemish, and therefore
will be most likely to develop curbs
or spavins, either bog or bone.
On bad. rainy days during the win
ter season, when 1t is impossible to
work the teams out of doors, you
should go over all the harness, oil and
repair it, then when the bright and
sunshiny days arrive. you will be In
shape to go to work in the fields. as
sured of the fact that you will not
have to stop for repairs for broken
harness.
The stallion owner takes many
risks. In the first place, he has to
depend in large degree on the alb
solute honesty of the farmer. The
writer stood both stations and jacks
for some years, and knows whereof
he speaks. If your mare gets in foal.
and by any mistake loses her colt.
The Elbert County tribune., 1914-05-01
HE LEARNED HIS VALUE.

A tourist in Scotland came to q
wide ferry. 1t was stormy and the
wind was constantly increasing. The
Scotch ferryman agreed to take the
tourist across, but told him to wait
until he had first taken COW across.
When he had returned and started
across with the traveller the latter be-
came curious.
viii you tell me why you took the
COW across and made me waltz" he
asked.
"Weel now." explained the ferry
man, you see. the coo wur valuable.
and l feared tn wind wud increase so
tn boat might upset on tn second
trip!"-Youth's Companion.
The Elbert County tribune., 1914-05-01

either by sinking, or any otner cause,
pay your money to the stallion owner
like a man, and don't try to make him
lose by your mistake. Remember that
he is at considerable expense in send
ing this stallion around the country
during the breeding season and that
he has probably paid big price for
this same stallion. Then don't forget
that he has to keep his horse all dur
ing the OF season, whether he has
made money or not.
Many a man has given up the stand
ing of really fipst-class stations Just
because his farmer friends have not
done their part to encourage him in
the proper way, and that way means
that you must do your part. Mr.. Farm
er, II you want the stallion owners
of your section to do their part
Look out for the feet of the jack.
Any one familiar with this animal
will know that their rect are liable
to grow out of all shape If they arc
not attended to regularly. 1t seems to
be trait of the mule family to have
bad hind feet, that 70 II they are not
trimmed at stated intervals. Not all.
of course, but many o. them are SO
afflicted.
The writer once stood a jack. and
by the way. he was good one, and
there are lot of serviceable mules
in this section that could claim him
as sire. But the hind feet of this
same jack had to be trimmed regular
ly or he could not make his trip from
stand to stand.
The Elbert County tribune., 1914-05-01
Following Instructions.

81 don't quite understand that por-
trait" said Mr.. Walletson.
Il painted It according to your
wife's Instructions replied the ar
list.
But 1t makes me look as II l were
asleep!"
Yes. She insisted that l should
modify the facial expression so as to
avoid that of man who is eagerly
pursuing money"
The Elbert County tribune., 1914-05-01
Could Do Her Part.

Mistress Bridget, this pie is awful
And you told me you could bake as
good pies as any cook in Boston.
Bridget-So can. mum But all
the ladies' ever worked for mixed the
pies themselves before l baked 'em,
mum.
The Elbert County tribune., 1914-05-01
Pats Plight.

Mrs. o'Rooney," said Father Nc
Murphy. why do never see Patrick
at church now?"
Mrs. o'Rooney shook her head sadly.
rs 1t socialism,"
"Warse than thot, your riverence."
rs 1t atheism?"
"Warse, your riverence."
What is it. them"
rheumatism. m."-London Tit-Bits.
The Elbert County tribune., 1914-05-01
A Novice.

They told me to use live frog
for bait" said the stranger. but I've
been here all day and haven't had a
bite yet"
Il reckon not, suh.' oaid the old
Georgia darkey. de frog has
swimmed ter log wild yo' hook an
line. an is settin' cross-leg on the log
a-lookin at you!"-Atlanta Constitu.
ton.
The Elbert County tribune., 1914-05-01
Dry Quarters for Swine.

Young pigs need dry, clean quar-
ters. The farrowtng sows should
have dry. clean pens. preferably with
board floors. and very little bedding.
Many more young pigs are overiaid
and smothered by their mothers,
through getting tangled up In the
bedding. than are injured by lack of
bedding
The Elbert County tribune., 1914-05-01
Turn About.

zone of our prominent musical com
edy producers declares that he will
not require any actress to wear a cos
tune which could not appear in a
drawing-room.'
Dame Fashion ought to return the
compliment and not require any So
ciety woman to wear a costume which
would not be allowed on the stage"
The Elbert County tribune., 1914-05-01
Tho office and the Man.

Tho office ought to seek the man."
said the patriot.
Perhaps" replied Senator sor-
ghum; but when an office has to seek
the man the salary is generally SO
smnll that 1t makes the ONCE look like
a downright mendicant."
The Elbert County tribune., 1914-05-01
WInnIno Hjs w.x.

There's young man who deserves
great deal of credit"
For why?'
Notwithstanding the fact that his
father is a millionaire steel manufac-
turer he entered the shops at the bot
tom and spent three weeks working
his way to the top."+Courier-Jo Journal.
The Elbert County tribune., 1914-05-01
When Women RuIe

The newly-elected presidentress was
talking to one of her henchewomen.
Now. Gertie. how would you like
to be ambassadress to China? They
may bestow the peacock feather upon
you there"
81 don't know about that Where
The Elbert County tribune., 1914-05-01
Beneficial PIo~dna.

Deep blowing pays for root crops and
occasional fall plowings are beneficial
and insure chances for an early gar
den and lessened work IN spring 10
prepare It
The Elbert County tribune., 1914-05-01
His Good Deed.

What good deed did you perform
today?" the first class scout was
asked. Mother had only enough cas-
ter oil for one dose, SO l let my sister
take it," replied the hero.-Buffalo Ex-
press.
The Elbert County tribune., 1914-05-01
Not the Same.

"Pop!"
Yes, my boy"
Are there many wooden legs made
in Oregon7"
why. don't know. my son."
We'll, this paper says Oregon has a
great many feet of standing timber"
The Elbert County tribune., 1914-05-01
DIsmaI DisunosJa.

How is your motor car doing?"
Pretty badly. Everything about it
is out of order except the horn. And
that very appropriately sounds like
shrek of pain"
The Elbert County tribune., 1914-05-01
Cant Keen Up.

Church-How's your boy getting on
in college?
Gotham-He's getting some pretty
hard knocks, understand.
What's he studying nowf"
Skating"
The Elbert County tribune., 1914-05-01
Easy.

The easiest philanthropy
This world will ever view
Is telling how things ought to be
An what folks ought to do.
The Elbert County tribune., 1914-05-01
A voeIferoua Vocation.

Smith, saw my first tango yester-
day.
Brown-well. what's your opinion
OF it?
smith-A sort OF hip. hip. hurry
dance.
The Elbert County tribune., 1914-05-01

The fellow who tells girl ne woul,
die for her wants to be killed witt
kindness.
The Elbert County tribune., 1914-05-01
Hard to say.

My teacher got mad with me today,
dad"
What was that for. my. SOM"
Just because asked her II a Dead
Sea apple had a marine CORPS"
The Elbert County tribune., 1914-05-01

Don't be misled Ask for Red Crosl
Bag Blue. Makes beautiful white clothes
At all good grocers. Adv.
The Elbert County tribune., 1914-05-01
Lonq Ones.

Have stormy trip over?"
Yep. Didn't eat a single break.
fast. Nothing but coffee and rolls"
did the steward furnish the rollsf"
mo, the ship"
The Elbert County tribune., 1914-05-01
Dangerous.

Should l propose to Dtnah Smith.
confess that I'd be frightened:
For In her answer she might use
dynamite or Dinah mightn't
The Elbert County tribune., 1914-05-01

The more you talk to a man about
himself the more intelligent he thinks
you are.
The Elbert County tribune., 1914-05-01

Mrs. Highminde-I'm completely
disgusted and want. to get a divorce
Lawyer-What has your husband
been doing?
Mrs. Misunderstanding.
The Elbert County tribune., 1914-05-01
Time Wasted

The old way Of putting onions, rad
ishes and the various vegetables in
elevated beds is time wasted.
The Elbert County tribune., 1914-05-01

The best way to learn how to vast
money is to get 1t easy.
The Elbert County tribune., 1914-05-01

The Montessori System.
Old-Fashioned Mother-What is this
Montessori system of child education
that / hear SO much about?
Old-Fashioned Father-I dunno, ex-
actly, but the keynote of 1t seems to
be 'yotes for children"
The Elbert County tribune., 1914-05-01
Big Business.

big Business" makes another start
They say It will reverse,
And struggle to be big of heart
As well big of purse.
The Elbert County tribune., 1914-05-01

Putnam Fadeless Dyes color more
goods than others. Adv.
The Elbert County tribune., 1914-05-01

Tess-Why of course you can't KISS
me. I've only known you for week
Ted was afraid you wouldn't al
low 1t II you knew me better.
The Elbert County tribune., 1914-05-01
Some Comfort.

Friend-Eggs coming down.
Actor don't care what they do. SO
long as they don't come across.
The Elbert County tribune., 1914-05-01

Deposiror-Will the cashier be away
long?
Paying Teller-It depends entirely
on the judge.
Eagle River review. [volume] (Eagle River, Wis.) 1890-1927, 1914-10-02
Noticeof General Election.

State of Wisconsin. Department of State IS.
Notice. is hereby given That at a general Flee
ton to be held in the several towns. wards, vii
1aEses and election districts of tie state of Wis
first Monday of November. A. D.. 1914 being
the third GaV of said month. the following Off
GERS are to be elected.
A governor in place of Francis F. Mctioyern.
whose term of Office VIII expire on the first
Monday in January 1918.
A Lieutenant governor in place of Thomas
Morris whose term of office will expire on the
first Monday in January 1915
A Secretary of State, in place of John ;.
Donald, whose term Office will expire ON the
first Monday of January, 1918
A State treasurer in place of Henry john
son. whose term of office will expire ola the
Hrst Monday in January 1918.
An attorney general. in place of Walter G.
Owen whose term of office Will expire on the
first Monday in january. 1915
a United States senator. in place of Isaac
Stephenson. whose term of office viii expire on
the fourth day of March 1915.
A representative ia congress for the 18th
congressional district comprised OF The. coun-
Brunette, Polk. Nashbnrne. Sawyer. Rusk,
Price. Taylor. Oneida anu Lincoln
A member of assembly. Tor the assembly dis
-trict comprised of the counties OF iron and
Villas.
All county officers required by law 10 be
elected at such election.
In accordance with Section 4 of Article XII
Of the constitution or the State OF Wisconsin.
and Chapter 30 OF the laws OF 1918, the follow
ing joint resolution adopted by the legislature
of the State of Wisconsin at the regular SEES
SionS OF 1911 and 1913. ars made a part of the
foregoing notice and are 10 be voted upon Il:
said election. to-wirt;
LIT Res. No. g, A.
JolST RESOLUTION No. 10.
To add section IL to Article Y III of the sconSti-
tuition relating 10 state insurance.
Eagle River review. [volume] (Eagle River, Wis.) 1890-1927, 1914-10-02
$1OO Reward. $l0O

The readers of this paper will be
pleased to learn that there is at least one
dreaded disease that science has been
able to cure in all it's stages. and that is
Catarrh. Halls Catarrh Cure is the only
positive cure now known to the medical
fraternity. Catarrh being a constitutional
disease, requires constitutional treat
ment. Halls Catarrh Cure is taken in
ternally. acting directly upon the blood
and mucous surfaces of the system. there
by destroying the foundation of the dis
ease, and giving the patient strength by
building up the constitution and assisting
nature in doing it's work. The proprietors
have so much faith in its curative pow
ers that they offer One Hundred Dollars
for any case that it fails to cure. Send
for list of testimonials.
Address: F. J. CHENEY CO, Toledo 20.
Sold by all Druggists. 75c.
Take Halls Family Pills for constipation.
Eagle River review. [volume] (Eagle River, Wis.) 1890-1927, 1914-10-02

State of Wisconsin, County OF Villas.
Notice is hereby given that a gen.
eral election TO be held in the several
towns, wards. villages and election
districts of said county, on the nrSU
Tuesday succeeding the first Monday
of November, A. d. 1914, being the
third day of said month, the follow
ing officers are to be elected:
A county clerk in place OF Wllllam
A. Bradford whose term OF office Will
expire on the first Monday of Janua-
ry, 1915.
A county treasurer in place OF
Frank A. Hall, whose term OF office
will expire on the first Monday OF
January, 1915.
A sheriff sn place of Joseph 4.
Nemacheck whose term of office will
expire on the first Monday OF Janua-
ry, 1915.
A coroner, in place OF Patrick j.
Gatiney, whose term OF office will eX-
pire on the first Monday OF January,
1915.
A clerk of the circuit court in place
of John Eschenbauch. whose term OF
Office will expire on the first Monday
OF January, 1915.
A district attorney in place OF
George E. O'Connor whose term of Of
flee will expire on the first Monday
OF January, 1915.
4 register of deeds in place of Wal
ter B. Raymond whose term of office
will expire on the first Monday OF Jan
uary, 1915.
A county surveyor in place of Dan
iel Graham whose term of Office will
expire on the first Monday Of Janua-
ry, 1915.
Dated at Eagle River this .Sth day
of September, A. D. 1914.
w. A. BRADFORD, County Clerk.
Eagle River review. [volume] (Eagle River, Wis.) 1890-1927, 1914-10-02
Emanuel L. Phillip, against Griffith
Forestry scheme.

At Glenwood city, st. Croix county,
On Sept. %, Emanuel L. Phillip, he
publican candidate for governor, out
lined his position on forestry in a talk
before the voters at the st. CrolX
county fair.
THE convention which nominated
me OH June %, adopted plank in OPP
POSITION to the present state policy OF
Fefofestation. / am opposed to the
project on the ground that there can
be no return within reasonable time,
and maintain that as state under
taking it is not businesslike use OF
Ehe peoples money. The state has
.purchased upwards of 4OO,OO acres OF
land for reforestatiOn purposes. The
cost of operation for the year 1913 was
ever 1874, 100000. 1t has. been urged
that the purchase of lands be increas-
nd to a million or more acres. 1t may
reasonably be expected that the cost
OF operation will be correspondingly
increased should the purchase be
made. lnasmuch as it will require a
Song time, probably a hundred years,
before there can be any return, It can
be easily seen chat the investment
will be large. >
'.It is open to the further objection
that no large body OF land canbe
found in northern Wisconsin that
does not contain more or less land
suitable for agriculture. Land that
will produce crops should be open TO
the settler, and The state will be una
bic to hold such land for ee-groWlng
purposes in the face Of public demand.
Al is open TO the further objection
that by removing this large acreage
from the tax rolls of the now sparsely
settled counties of the northern part
OF the state, taxes necessary for main
tanning local government will be made
SO high as TO be burden To the pres
emit land owners and discourage furth-
er development OF that section. For
these reasons have opposed the pres
ent policy The platform convention
adopted my views and went Oh record
As opposing the further purchase Of
Aanos for reforestation. They further
recommended that agricultural iands
now held by the state for tree plant.
ing purposes should be opened for
settlement
I'VE are opposed TO the enlarge
ment of the forest reserve area at
sta tie expense. Only non-agricultural
lands should be retained for reforest-
alton purposes. -Patf0Ia Of Re
publican Party.
Eagle River review. [volume] (Eagle River, Wis.) 1890-1927, 1914-10-02
10 #. launch for sale, 2 cylin-
der, 6 horse engine. Completely
equipped with cushions, etc.
STRONG & MANLEY.
Late new or renewing subscribers

have been: John Wedeen, Oscar
Gunderson. C. L. Pickett, g. IL.
Jackson, Mrs. Chris Harte. Wm.
smith, Herman Rade. f. w. McIn-
tyre. City: John Bode, Mrs. Florence
Taggart, Chicago: John Kallio, Axel
Oberg, Nestor Johnson, Phelps: Geo.
Stein, Milwaukee: Nose Vermette.
Donaldson; d. Petry. Iron River.
Mich. Richard Simon, City.
Miss Ruby Fuller went TO Oshkosh
to spend Sunday at her home there.
Eagle River review. [volume] (Eagle River, Wis.) 1890-1927, 1914-10-02
MaterSmeet.

Miss Smith has been EN-
tanning her friend Miss b
vile of New Auburn, Wis.
Word was received here
Mrs. P. C. Kelley is reeOVPI
nicely at Amigo hospital.
Brakeman Geo. Miller Wenl
Amigo Tuesday for nla
treatrnent.
Superintendent G. j. guy
came up from Amigo W'a
day in his special car on
Of inspection.
Our high school building
ing equipped with fire S,
and uptodate plumbing =
electric lights are being lllS'D'
Eagle River review. [volume] (Eagle River, Wis.) 1890-1927, 1914-10-02
CUT IN BARBER PRICES.

Disguised 50 his best friends didn't
Know him was tire experience Of Jas.
Oberlloltzer after parting with the
mustache and goatee that most peo-
pie had been accustomed to seeing. for
years
Mrs. Wallace and party returned to
Chicago this morning after spending
the summer at tile Wallace summer
home OH Eagle lake.
Eagle River review. [volume] (Eagle River, Wis.) 1890-1927, 1914-10-02
Legal Notices.
First pub. Sept. p, last. Oct. ., 19l49
STATE OF WISCONSIN, COUNTY
COURT OF Villas COUNTY.
IN PROBATE

Notice is hereby given that a. the special
Term ST the equity Court to be held in and
Tor said county, at the County Court rooms in
ahe viIlage of Eagle River in said County. on
the third Tuesday tbeing the 10th day. of De-
aot,er, A D. 1918, at ten o'clock a. NJ, the fol-
lowing matter will be heard and considered:
The application of F. L, Amel for the ap
1pointiilent of Finn Lawler c'i Eagle River Wis.
or some other suitable person as administrator
OF the estate of Louis Amel, (alias Louis
Bowser,) late of the village of Eagle River, il
said county deceased.
Dated September Is, 1914.
BY order of the court
AMOS RADCLIFFE
County Judge.
Dillett & Winters, Attorneys.
Eagle River review. [volume] (Eagle River, Wis.) 1890-1927, 1914-10-02
CHURCHBE
St. Ignatius Episcopal LNNI

The Rt. Rev. r. Ii. Wellef' !
The Lord Bishop OF the DioVo ),
put forth a special form Oh NJ
for Sunday, Oct, 4th Peace ,a ~
accordance with the PTo'i'e
issued by Woodrow Wilson i
dent of the United States ' ii
all will make a sacrifice 70 ~ +.
Gods House to pray for the T
ton of peace in Europe. .res.
Rev. L. II. WfBsf''
Eagle River review. [volume] (Eagle River, Wis.) 1890-1927, 1914-10-02
Annual Experience SO'pI

The annual expe1enc' :
the Earnest Workers Soel :,
be held at the Bonner ~ n'D
Tuesday afternoon, W, W.
Mrs. Chris. Harte and wv +
H. Bonner will entertain Z
". Everybody come
Eagle River review. [volume] (Eagle River, Wis.) 1890-1927, 1914-10-02

1--WE are opposed TO the enlarge
ment Of the forest reserve area at
sta tie expense. Only non-agricultural
lands should be retained for reforest-
alton purposes. -PLatf0IHH Of Re-
publican Party
Eagle River review. [volume] (Eagle River, Wis.) 1890-1927, 1914-10-02
,e two houses. which proposed

| the two houses, which proposed
amendment is as follows:
Resolved by the senate, the assem-,
bly, concurring, that article vii q
the constitution be amended py au-
ding a new section TO read:
Section Il. The state may gram
annuities and insurance upon sucn
risks and in such manner as may pe
prescribed by law, and the llmlGa-
tions and restrictions provided In lne
constitution shall not apply to TINS
subject: but provision shall be mace
for an annual account OF all llaDlll-
ties assumed and for the separation
and safeguarding of all money ana
property held by the state on account
Of any such insurance, now. there
fore. be it resolved by the assembly,
the senate concurring, that the fore
going proposed amendment TO the
constitution of the state of Wlscon-,
sin, be and the same is hereby agreed
to by this legislature.
NOTE. tIf adopted, this amend
ment will confer upon the legislature
express power to enact Legislation
providing for state insurance.
Given under my hand and ofllclal
seal at the capitol in the city OF Mad
ison this 10Th day of August, a. ID.
1914. j. 5. DONALD.
Secretary of State.
Eagle River review. [volume] (Eagle River, Wis.) 1890-1927, 1914-10-02
LUTHERAN CHURCn ~

Holy Communion will De 's'''
next Sunday. &
Confessional service VI
German service 1890 a. H.
Sunday School $50 a. H.
Eagle River review. [volume] (Eagle River, Wis.) 1890-1927, 1914-10-02

County Highway Commissioner, G..
III. Jackson, is noted as one Of the l4S
delegates appointed by Coy. Mccoy
ern to attend the Northwestern Road
congress to be held in Milwaukee
Oct 2S 81