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Albuquerque morning journal. [volume] (Albuquerque, N.M.) 1903-1926, 1914-12-27

General Strunskywitzyvad
Reported thus to Petrogrnd:
Observation-Disclosures
Was captured by our cavalry.
"Ialapazazskywuzkyvoo
with pleasure report to you,
"Fell into our hands without a
shot;
That's going somesl<y. Is II note
Strengthening tottering Teutons,
we
won a magnolious victory,
"Annihllated a million men,
TOOK breath and killed them
over again.
After all this. I'm sure you'll see
"A decoration Is cosing to me-"
General Strunskywitzkyvad."
Game the reply from Petroerad),
much disappointed In your re-
port;
Exploits several million short.
Amateur wader In rivers Of
blood,
1--WE decorate you with the order
OF mud.
Use your Imagination more,
"Whaddye think we pay you for?"
james Arthur Mills, In Father
land"
Albuquerque morning journal. [volume] (Albuquerque, N.M.) 1903-1926, 1914-12-27
Catarrh Cannot Be Cured

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Cure Is not n quack medicine. II was pre-.
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country for years and is regular prescription
IL IL composed OF the best tones known. CON-
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Send for testimonials. free.
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Sold by Druggists. price 75c
Take Halls Family Pills for constipation
Albuquerque morning journal. [volume] (Albuquerque, N.M.) 1903-1926, 1914-12-27
a NEW MEXICO CHRISTMAS,

My holly Is the chilli red
Upon the wall displayed
My Christmas trees are mountain
pines
In gltterlng dews arrayed,
My candles are thousand stars
In Gods eternal skies
My psalms the distant whlsperings
That from the woods arise.
My dearest Christmas gift tonight
Ia the love of those love
Which east, or west, or anywhere
Is Christmas gift enoughl
-ElWaoI M Albright
Albuquerque morning journal. [volume] (Albuquerque, N.M.) 1903-1926, 1914-12-27
A COSMOPOLITAN CAPITAL.

II IL proof of Santa FEES cosmopoul-
tan aspect. that one can pick up al
most any of the leading magazines in
any month and find therein, either
an article written by some one who
has visited santa Fe or that refers In
some way to Santa Fe, or that Is IL
Illustrated by an artist or q picture that
recalls some art exhibit In the Pal
ace OF the Governors. The latest
number Of the American Magazine
for instance has an Illustration BY
Mrs Il. L. Blumenschein that shows
the face of a Taos Indian. whose por-
trait painted by Mr.. Blumenschein,
husband Of the talented illustrator,
hangs among the art treasures at the
home of ex-Mayor Arthur Seligman.
Mrs. Blumenschein's illustrations have
been regular features of the Ameri-
can for good many months. Mr.
Blnmenschen Is in New York at pres
ent. with Mrs. Blumenschein and
their child Several of his pictures
are IN the notable exhibits of the sea-
son In Gotham.
In the December number of Arts
and Decoration. Robert Henri. who Is
to paint In Santa Fe next summer,
not only contributes the cover page
but also five portraits of western
types with an article in which he
describes what he considers an ideal
exhibition scheme.
A book of much interest to New
Mexicans Is that OF Nellie VandeGrift
Sanchez just from press, entitled:
Spanish and Indian Place Names !.
In these names the romantic past or
the southwest still lives and the MIL
lifluous sound Of river, hills ana
towns. is like an acho coming down
the years to tell of that other day
when the Spanish caballero jingled
his spurs along the Canine Real. The
book Is attractivcly illustrated.
December oxford Journal has a
poem THE First Christmas, 7'by Mrs.
Mary Ella Cornell of philadelphia,
whose visit to and stay In Santa Fe
are well remembered.
Albuquerque morning journal. [volume] (Albuquerque, N.M.) 1903-1926, 1914-12-27

place cards with pink rlbbon running
from the basket of flowers.
The guests were Mrs. Kenneth BALL
ridge. Mrs. Laurence y. lee. Mrs. A..
w. Wilhoyte, Mrs. w. y. Pratt, Mrs.
r.. =. A. Johnson. Mrs. Roy Stamm,
Miss Virginia Carr. Miss Bette VIII
ley, Miss Elizabeth Wiley, Miss Hazel
Maloy, Miss Alma Baldrldgc, Miss
Elosa Yriearri and Miss Charlotte
Pratt
Albuquerque morning journal. [volume] (Albuquerque, N.M.) 1903-1926, 1914-12-27

fftkf, MITE i<huftHtf ~. fiTe, MiN. ~
w. Wilhoyte, Mrs. w y. Pratt, Mrs
n. r. A. Johnson, Mrs. Roy Stamm,
Miss Virginia Caro- Miss Bette WIZ
ley, Miss Elizabeth Wiley, Miss Haze
Maioy, Miss Alma Baldrldgc, Miss
lsIolsa Yrisarri and Miss Charlotte
Pratt. ~
See
suprosing.
| II, dcfying Natures laws
could DO as santa Claus.
! would bring a mighty pack
| tBe your chimney ne'er so black.
Give each bureau drawer a pull.
FIJI your pretty stockings full,
softly round your chamber creep
Kiss you as you lie asleep.
Think. THE world I've seen to-
night
Lieth not 40 still and white,
And her charms OF virgin snow
Il Then I spose ia have to go.
80
YOU CAN'T HELP 1T.
Apropos OF delicious refresh
ments'" regarding which had a few
Der OF puck contains the following
newspaper dictionary:
Affinity--A second wife.
College Mana high school gradu-
ate.
Dense Smoke--What the firemen
fight their way through. tSee over
Gomez
Grllling Cross Examlnation---Q nes-
lions asked the defendant. tSee sub
jected.)
for.
In q Body--iiow the members Of
fraternai order go to theater. tsee
attend.)
NenrDy Drugstorc---W Where the IN
1ured man Is carried. (See innocent
bystander)
Race With DeQth--A visit to SICK
person. tSee special traln.)
shois--Something that ring out
tsee stu night)
Sweeping Denial--A statement by
the accused. tSee issue)
Something that Is paraiyK-
cd. tSee blizzard)
Trusted Employe-The man for
whom the police are looking.
sTEpIiENSON-ABEITA.
Miss Eva Stephenson and Mr.. An
tonic AbeIta were quietly married IN
this city Monday night.
Tha bride Is n daughter OF w w.
Stephenson. OF Enid okla. formerly
of Bath, n. y. aud Is a young woman
Of unusual charm. Mr.. Abeita, who
is graduate Of several eastern in
stltutions. IA a prosperous rancher liv-
ing near fsleta.
ASs
BAsS-PRICE.
Miss Ruth BASS. youngest daughter
OF MIR ana Mrs. Edgar Bass OF III
south Edith street and Mr.. Il. l..
price Of Fl paso. were united i'm mar
riaee FRIDAY evening al the home of
the brides parents. Rev. Il. l.. Ial-
lance offIeiating. The ceremony was
nerformod M e.4s o'clock and Mr..
ana Mrs. price left on the midnight
train for El paso. where they will
make -theit. home
The bride is one of the most popu-
iar members az Albuquerque society
ana viii he greatly missed by her
many friends here, MIR. price Is
vouno business man OF much promise
IN nj paso.
Mrs. William n. incredibly. a sister
of the bride arrived on the train
from caIIfornla FRIDAY night lust i'm
time IN he present nj The wedding.
= -
NOTES oIs SOCIETY.
mr. ami Mrs u II. earns are ex-
peeted home from The east mmedl-
-. ~ ft... - ~ .s.or
Albuquerque morning journal. [volume] (Albuquerque, N.M.) 1903-1926, 1914-12-27
4 WORD TO THE WISE.

( Nantippe Is my friend She has
been such ever since that night few
weeks ago when her first copy came
IN ana enabled me 20 place an oasis
uf eleScrness on what otherwise would
Albuquerque morning journal. [volume] (Albuquerque, N.M.) 1903-1926, 1914-12-27
MRS. munBEII,s DINNER.

Mrs. Frank A. lIuhbell entertained
Tuesday evening al a & o'clock dinner
IN honor OF Miss Charlotte Pratt,
whose engagement 10 Mr.. James Huh
bell was announced at the time. The
dinner was In Taft hall at the Al
'vstrsdu
The decorations were pink AMI
white with a large basket OF pink and
white carnations tied with mailne for
centerpiece. Place cards were GU
plds. and on the back OF each card
was an appropriate bill of verse. On
the place card of Mrs Baldridse. who
l. Miss Pratt's closest friend. was the
announcement Of the engagement
ravors were silver spoons tied to the
Albuquerque morning journal. [volume] (Albuquerque, N.M.) 1903-1926, 1914-12-27

SHADE or BYRON!

SHADE ui BfRDN'
Win somebody pIcase rise aud ex-
plain why the municipal Christmas
tree should have been responsible for
SO much freak poetry
More WIS received than was pub
lished. The fact that the first one
wns published probably Is RESPONSE
bic for the others. Some folks Just
can't make their poetic Impulse be-
have.
There was one which rhlmed
worlx" with sAlbuduerk," and an
other which was q combination of
Casey Jones' troupe of Swiss yodei-
efs aud scuttle of coal falling down
stairs nut the prize package was
received Thursday night after the
Christmas tree entertainment. As
usual, Il WAS anonymous. The pur-
rent gave out that night. and we were
able to get oil only four-page
Christmas morning paper. The Won
der il. with that ponis" In the shop.
that we got out any paper at all. Here
IL cross section OF Il.
The day was cold and dark and
murky.
Twas Christmas eve In Albuquerque,
The ground with snsw was fully xiv
cred.
And the kids stood round IN The snow
and shisered.
And yet there are people who cx-
ufae4 gtfftttsiu., 4hnt pAtturantlr men
Albuquerque morning journal. [volume] (Albuquerque, N.M.) 1903-1926, 1914-12-27

Many a glfl who starts in ma
trimonx by seeming cooling dove
turns ont after a few years TO be
p0uler- pigeon.
Albuquerque morning journal. [volume] (Albuquerque, N.M.) 1903-1926, 1914-12-27

Miss Eva Stephenson and Mr.. An
tonic Abeita were quietly married IN
this city Monday night.
The bride Is a daughter OF w. w.
stephenson. Of Enid, Okla. formerly
of Bath, n. y. aud Is a young woman
Of unusual charm. Mr.. Abeita, who
is graduate Of several eastern in
stltutions. ia a prosperous rancher liv-
ing near fseta
Albuquerque morning journal. [volume] (Albuquerque, N.M.) 1903-1926, 1914-12-27

william one who believes that
all ladies are women.
lferus-~Onef who believes that
all women are ladles-
Albuquerque morning journal. [volume] (Albuquerque, N.M.) 1903-1926, 1914-12-27

Some few Of us can betray tenn
permcnt without losing our tenn
pers. but. speaking generally,
temperament begins where tenn
per leaves off.
Albuquerque morning journal. [volume] (Albuquerque, N.M.) 1903-1926, 1914-12-27

The easiest way TO climb the
social ladder IL t. have Your
arandfatner begin nj the bottom
OF II.
Albuquerque morning journal. [volume] (Albuquerque, N.M.) 1903-1926, 1914-12-27

And yet there are people who ex-
press surprise that newspaper men
frequently die IN the alcoholic ward
The St. Mary banner. (Franklin, Parish of St. Mary, La.) 1889-1931, 1914-07-04
J STATE OF LOUISIANA.
23fd judicial District Court-Par.
ieh of ST.. Mary.


ish OF St..Mary.
st. Mary Building Association vs..
- Willard Ditch. No. 1856.
By virtue of an order of seizure and
sale issued out of the Honorable 23rd
Judicial District Court in and for the
Parish Of st. Mary, State of louisiana
and to me directed in the above num-
bored and entitled suit, l have seized
and will offer for sale, for cash, without
appraisement, to the last and highest
bidder, at the front door of the Court
House in the Town of Franklin, Parish
Of st. Mary, Louisiana on
SATURDAY, THE nth DAY OF
81 JULY, A. D., 1914,
between the hours of Il O'Clock a. M,
and 4 o'clock p. M, the following
described property, to wit:
That certain lot or parcel of land
lying and being situated in Morgan
City, st. Mary Parish, Louisiana,
known, designated and described as Lot
Number Nine 10y in Square letter N,
Of the Ditch's annex to the Town of
Morgan City, az per map and plat of
same on file and of record IN the Re.
corder's Office of said Parish, said lot
having front of Fifty feet on the West
side of Seventh street of said Town, by
. depth between parallel lines of One
Hundred and twenty-five feet; together
with all the buildings and improvements
thereon situated and thereto belonging.
w. T. PETERMAN, Sheriff.
Sherf6's Office, Parish OF st, Mary, La.
May 26, 1914.
The St. Mary banner. (Franklin, Parish of St. Mary, La.) 1889-1931, 1914-07-04
AT SERVICE.

Registered Guernsey Bull,
George Washington of Hilcrist. /"
Get Q calf worth having. Fee
$500. For particulars ring up 1874.
The St. Mary banner. (Franklin, Parish of St. Mary, La.) 1889-1931, 1914-07-04
STATE OF LOUISIANA.
8rd judicial District Court-Par.
ish Of st. Mary.
Mrs. Louise Kyle Smardon vs.
James and Patrick Mosby.
M. "a 400.

NO. 15,09S.
BY virtue of an order of seizure and
sale issued out of the Honorable 23rd
Judicial District Court of Louisiana
in and for the Parish of st. Mary, and
10 me directed. in the above entitled
and numbered suit, have seized and
will offer for sale, for cash, without
appraisement, to the last and highest
bidder, at the Court House in the
town Of Franklin, Parish of st. Mary,
La, on
SATURDAY, THE 25TH DAY OF
JULY, A. D., 1914,
between the hours Of II O'Clock Q. m.
and I O'Clock p. M, the following
described property. to-wit.
First: Lot No. s, on q map Of
lands Of the Estate Of Patrick Mosby
deceased, attached to an act Of par.
triton, among the heirs of the deceas.
cd, and Of record in this Parish, said
lot having q front Of sixty.nine (69)
feet on the east side Of a twelve foot
road by the depth Of one hundred and
fifty feet, and bounded north by
Savanna Franklin, east by Katie Cert,
and Provost, south by Provost, Tab
ernacle Hall, and Alexander DeGreat
and co-heirs, and west by said twelve
foot road.
Second: A certain lot having a
front Of fifty feet on the road leading
to Jeanerette by the depth back Of
one hundred and fifty feet, and being
Lot No. 8, and bounded north by a.
twenty-five foot road, east by lot of
Savannah Franklin, west by lot Of
Charlotte Jones, and south by Jean.
erette road.
Third: Also q certain lot No. is,
on said map, measuring fifty feet
front on the north side of the twenty
foot road by q depth Of one hundred
and fifty feet, and bounded north by
Daniel Carroll, east by Savannah
Franklin, south by twenty foot road,
and west by Alexander DeGreat and
others.
Fourth: Three arpents Of land on
said map having q front OF one and
one-half arpents on said road leading
10 Jeanerette and bounded north by
Daniel Carroll, east by Katie Cert,
south by road leading to Jeanerette, |
and west by public road leading to |
6orell, all Of which VIII more fully |
appear by duly certified copy with |
certificate Of register Of said act of
partition. passed before Henry Mayer,
Notary Public. |
W. T. PETERMAN, Sheriff,
SHERIFF. Once Parish Of st. Mary, La.
June IL, 1914. |
The St. Mary banner. (Franklin, Parish of St. Mary, La.) 1889-1931, 1914-07-04
STATE OF LOUISIANA.
28Id Judicial District Court-Par.
ieh Of st. Mary,

0UCCeUUIUu OF JOnu WIII10m0, de.
ceased. No. 1910.
Notice In hereby given to the creditors
Of this estate and to oil other persons
herein Interested to show cause within
ten days from tho date OF this notifca-
ton Why the final account, presented
By Wilbur Il. Kramer, Clerk, admins.
TRAITOR OF this estate should not be ap.
proved archaeological and the funds
distributed in accordance Herewith.
IN evidence whereof witness my off,
cial signature and the impress OF the
81 OF my o6ace, hereto affixed, this
17Ih day Of June, A. D., 1914.
WILBUR H. KRAMER,
Clerk Of Court.
Middletown transcript., 1914-06-06

turned to Broadway. who was stand
ing, dazed. "Goodby!"
He had gone back to the house and
was standing leaning somewhat weak
ly against pillar of the porch, unable
even to make her presence known to
the two girls whose laughing, low
toned gossip he could hear from be-
hind the vines, whsn Wallace came
up with his father He listened to
his friends remarks mechanically.
'Yes," he was saying, "the entire
population Of the town is about four
thousand. The plant employs about
seven hundred" Then, catching sight
Of Broadway; There's Jackson now.
Tell him what you just told me"
Broadway went to meet them, glad
to have the opportunity to test life
and make sure that it was real, even
If the proof showed that the elder
Wallace was entirely hostile.
They offered you a million and
half, didn't they?" asked Bob.
yes, that's what they offered-a
million and a half"
''Mr. Jones'" said the elder Wallace,
not without enthusiasm, my son has
been telling me of the grand, single
handed fight that you are making
against this giant corporation. l ad-
mire your pluck, sir"
Broadway looked at him with real
surprise and hearty gratitude. It
seemed that even this was coming
out all right
You deserve all the encouragement
and assistance possible" said this sud
denly delightful gentleman. Your
loyalty to the people of this little
town is commendable, sir. You de-
serve great credit, and want to shake
your hand"
Thanks. Mr.. Wallace, but the credit
really belongs to Bob" The delight
which Broadway felt was plainly aud
ible in his voice.
Bob laughed. 81 knew he'd say
that"
''He has told me of your modesty,"
said the elder Wallace. "I am very
proud that you have taken him into
the firm, and If advertising has any
market value well fight them to fin
ish. have promised my son to return
here Monday morning. I may have a
proposition to put before you I'd
like to see him an equal partner in a
business with such promising fu-
ture."
Il don't know what to say, Mr.. Wal
lace" Broadway answered, and he
really did not
Monday will be time enough" the
elder Wallace answered genially. 81
have an appointment with Pembroke
at his house tomorrow. After have
had ten minutes walk with him l
promise you that the Consolidated
people will make no further attempts
to absorb. But now l must go. Good |
night"
Jackson grasped his hand with fer
vor What night this was!
Going to motor back?'' asked Bob. |
"Yes; I prefer my motor car to the
railroad. See you Monday. Good |
night"
Isn't it like a dream?" asked Bob |
after the last glimmer of glow from
Middletown transcript., 1914-06-06
CANNOT FIGHT THE MEMORY
Real Reason Why Contributions to
"Conscience Funds" Come in More
or Less Regular.

Practically every government in this
country, local, state or national, has
what is known as a conscience fund.
Contributions are continually being re-
ceived for this fund from unknown
sources. They d-ibble in day after
day, sometimes in amounts of a few
cents and sometimes in sums of sub
stantial proportions.
Each contribution means that some
person has found the memory of dis
honesty SO troublesome that he goes
to considerable trouble to get rid OF
it. OF course, those who make resti-
tuition are probably far fewer than
those who have taken what does not
belong to them and escaped detec-
tion. The conscience fund is an IL
lustration Of the way in which a gull
ty memory must interfere with efiei-
ency.
A memory which Is what a dsstIn.
guished psychologist has called I'D.
growing" takes the mind Of ether
Middletown transcript., 1914-06-06
Told Of Turner.

Turner, the English painter, was
blunt-spoken and often gruff, but or
occasion he unbent enough to Jest
occasionally at his own expense. The
Bristol Times and Mirror gives an
amusing instance.
His famous picture. THE Slave
Ship"-that wonderful combination of
flaming and gorgeous colors-was
once described by an exasperated
critic as "a cat having a 1T in a dish
Of tomato salad" Turner had never
heard the phrase. but onte when a
salad was passed to him at a dinner,
he put on a critical and considering
air as he regarded it, and remarked
to his neighbor:
Nice, cool green, that lettuce, isn't
it? And the beetroot a pretty red
not quite strong enough, and the dress
ing. delicate tint of yellow, that! Add
some mustard, and then you have one
of my picturesi"
Middletown transcript., 1914-06-06

1t was not long before the squire
again felt called upon to speak.
We'll, now, Mr.. McZero-" he start
ed in
Il said my name was McNaught," A."
the lawyer interrupted. sharply.
Again the squire apologized, doing
so profusely, and the lawyer conclud-
ed his consultation. He was not feel
ing very kindly towards the squire,
but he thought it wise not to manifest
his feelings, and said goodbye with a
fair degree of politeness.
Goodbye. Mr.. McNothing," said the
squire, as innocent as a lamb, and as
the visitor walked pompously out OF
the Office the squire chuckled.
Middletown transcript., 1914-06-06

said, Would it make any difference
to your decision if you knew that Mr..
Hope was about to take 1Ae into mart
nership?" Sir FCancis unhesitatinglv
admitted that it would. Pierre Caesar
then went back to Holland and sue-
gested to Mr.. Hope that he might he
taken into partnership. On Mr.. Hone
discouraging the idea, he said
Would it make any difference to vour
decision if you knew that l was an
gagged to the daughter of Sir Francis
Baring?" Mr.. Hope replied, Certain
ly." Whereupon the willy clerk said
Well, am engaged to Miss Dorothy
Barring" That very day he was able
to write to Sir Francis announcing
the news Of his admission to partner
ship in the house Of Hope, and in the
same letter he claimed the hand of
his bride.
Middletown transcript., 1914-06-06
SYNOPSIS.

Jackson Jones, nicknamed Broadway" "
because Of his continual glorihcation OF
New York's great thoroughfare. is anX-
iOus to get away from his home town Of
Jonesville. Abner Jones, his uncle, Is
very angry because Broadway refuses to
settle down and take a place In the gum
factory in which he succeeded to his
fathers interest. Judge SpotsWood in
forms Broadway that $3.50, 900 left him by
his father Is at his disposal. Broadway
makes record time in heading Tor his
favorite street in New York. With his
New York friend. Robert wallace, Broad
way creates a sensation by his eXtraVa-
gance on the White Way. Four years
pass and Broadway suddenly discovers
that ne Is not only broke, but heavily IN
debt. He quickly seeks work without sue
cess. Broadway becomes engaged to Mrs.
Gerard, an ancient widow, wealthy ana
very giddy. Wallace learns that Broad
with his fathers advertising firm. but 1t
is declined. Wallace takes charge OF
Broadway's affairs. Broadway receives
a telegram announcing the death of his
sole heir. Peter Pembroke Of the Con-
solidated Chewing Gum company offers
Broadway 81. 200. 900 for his gum plant and
Broadway agrees to sell. Wallace takes
the AFFAIR in hand and insists that Broad
way hold of for a bigger price and rushes
him to JoneSville TO consult Judge Spots
wood. Broadway finds his boyhood play
mate Josie Richards IN charge of the
plant and falls in love with her. Wallace
is smitten with Judge Spotswood's daugh-
ter, Clara. Josie points out to Broadway
that by selling the plant to the trust he
will ruin the town built by his ancestors
and throw 700 employees out of work
Broadway decides that he will not sell
Broadway visits the plant and Josie ex-
plains the business details to him. He de-
cides to take hold of the work at once
Broadway makes speech to his en-
ployes who. in their enthusiasm. carry
him around the plant on their shoulders
Pembroke calls and Broadway turns
down the latest offer Of the trust and an
nounces that he intends to fight. Wal
Lace intimates that his fathers advertis-
ing agency is backing Jones and plans
big advertising campaign. Mrs. Gerard ar
rives looking for Broadway and Is shooed
back to New York by Wallace. Broad
way opens up his Uncle Abner's house
and gives a party to his Jonesville
friends. Wallace's father arrives on the
scene to find out what his son is up to,
Middletown transcript., 1914-06-06
Facts About peafnesa.

According to a French statistician,
males are more subject to aural d.
seases than females, and out of every
seven middle-aged persons there are
two who do not hear so well with one
ear as with the other In every thou
sand children under fifteen years of
age, per cent. show symptoms of ear
disease, and per cent. marked def
cheney in hearing power. The liability
tC disease increases from birth to the.
age Of forty, and then begins gradu-
ally to decrease as old age advances.
Out Of the total number Of cases sub
jected to surgical treatment IN France
10 one year it is estimated that about
81 per cent, we're cured and 30 per
cent. perrganu -stly impr0gea.