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Floss. the floor walker. who had
doPted silently but gracefully into the
boys clothing department behind Ars.
"But I'm not going to get him an
Elton, suit: suit -, Mr.: !arr complained
trousers. an Eton coat. q broad
.tarched iaydown collar on his shoul.
ders and y little high silk hat, had
creased Mrs. Jarr's mind with telling
insistence. Let mo zee the Elton
suits" she added, fsebly.
They are only Sisss." murmur.d
Mr.. Floss, the tempter. after looking
at the price tag. "Ars. Bishby Full.
lcrdhope's-ths Fuilerdhopes Of Wash
ington Sqhare. who were involved IN
the fashionable scandal. you know
her twin boys, lionel and Ronold,
have worn Elton suits ever since Mr.,
Bishby Fullerdhope's sister was al
vorced from the Duke OF Buckingham,
twenty years ago"
but isn't S2s,9s dear for a suit for
. little boy?" asked Mrs. Jarr,
Dear for an Elton suit imported
from the shops OF Tardoctor q Blew
buEle?" asked Mr.. Floss In surprise.
Mrs. Jarr would have ordered the
suit sent homo right then. for 10 have
t"o tcos " osher kuoW VIM you are
IN this big town certainly shows
WHAT you are. Had Mrs. Stryver or
Clara MudridRe- Smith been with her
Mrs. Jarr would have taken the I'm
ported Elton suit then and there.
why" Mr.. Floss went on a. he
motioned bnck the regular salesman;
why. at Tardoctor q Blewbugle's e.
tablishment--on the Strand. right on
Piccadtlly Circus. at the top Of War
dour street--one has to book the or
ders for ones boys Eton suits when
the boys are born. Then. when the
boy 10 old enough to enter Elton. he
gets the suit. And n you were "a
offer to pay for II under two years
time Tardoctor 4 Blewbugle would be
Ia suited and ask you to withdraw
yiur custom. You know who Tardoc-
~ was. don't your"
Ma Jar Oaid che really bad Or
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Il Amt gonna wear such monkey
Jacket" he cried. "Why. the fsllers
In our gang would chase me on the
blocki"
"You will wear what your mother
thinks 10 ft and proper!" said Mrs.
Jarr severely.
"Ah. often regret we haven't the
rigid rule Of caste In our social sys-
tam here" said Mr.. Ferdinand Floss.
rollins his eyes and rubbins his nails
with tho handkerchief he had drawn
from his sleeves. MRS. Jarr. u II
should cost me my hfe-yes. even my
position here. ! would insist that
Democracy 10 Vulgarityi' pray each
night with thankfulness that am
sent every year a. . buyer to London,
and can breathe there at least On
atmosphere Of distinction!"
"Well. I'll 80 about the Elton suit, .
Sid Mr., Jar. "Hut to-day I. aSa
snly getting . seheel suit Tor w0lis.'
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BEEN frs out Of my own
homo what bought and
paid for. Just like didn't
belong there NO moro n Q
tramp cat I'm bsginnin' to
Wish "a never met that advsrtisin'
Teller. IT'S easy enough gettin' ussd
to havin' money. but It's burned hard
gsttin' used to the things that come
II ali come about through Clarics
and her ma msetin' that Van Oar
THIS mornin' whom was ssttin'
my ovsrcoat ON - Ma and Clarics
comm. with their hsads togsthsr.
"Dsn'i." says Ma. "you'n have to
got your dinner at the hotel to-
night;"
Of flustsred. 1T amt that. Mr.. Van
Der Loon 10 comm here to dinner"
What Of lit" I says. He won't
spoil my appetite none and I guess
thers'u DO enough to 60 around
Have corned beet and cabbage:
thatM feed an army. We used "a
have It when the Nethodist minister
called upstate"
Clarice shrugged her shoulders and
wrinklsd up her nose.
"Fawther 10 quite impossible" she
says. Cant you make him under.
stand, Mother. that Mr.. Van Del
Loon must be impressedr
Even then l didn't begin to sen
daylight. I'd always bscn used u
bsin' considered one OF the family and
didn't know they waa gettin' ready
to work the frseze-out on ma.
Precisely. Danl." says Ma. MT
Van Der Loon must be impressed
He 10 one Of the most eligible bach.
slors In town and he has taken quite
. fancy to ClaI1ce. Nothing mus
happen to mar the good Impression
he already has formed. His family
moves In the flrst circles and 10 ona
| Of the oldest In New York."
! "T'n," oAyA locking hard at clAS.
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gotten.
Henry Tardoctor was the natural
son OF Sir Arthur Higginhagger.
twenty years Breeches Maker TO the
King by Appointment. and knighted
for his services to the Crown" Mr..
Floss explained. "As His Majesty
was pleased to say to him. excuse the
royal vehemence. Nrs. Jarr. Why.
demmit! Higginhagger. ! don't b.
love . wrinkle would come in your
make OF riding brooches II one wers
to Mt concertinas into themi Blow
ma. II they would!' Higsinhaggev
tainted for Joy. and lent the Kina
ten thousand pounds to bet on his
horse at he Dsrby--pronounced
Darby you know"
But these "reminiscences eiysium Of
haberdashsry were interrupted b.
1A1tse Wuis jar.
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that for some time. paid as for this
suit and I guess it's plenty good
enough to eat in II it's good enough
to sell snap In"
And besides. FAwthsr." says Cla-
rice. YOU'D b certain 70 commit
some dreadful faw-pah. You never
fail. And PercivG would simply
never como againi"
',Percival. 10 iti" I Gays. '.That
settle: IT. ., IN ct ont. guess my
And with that ] stamped out. But
all day I kept thinl.in' Of Charlie,
and feslin' sorry for him. Charlie
was always glad 70 eat With me ct
the table. And ! wonder what 'faW.
pah: msansf I can't and II In the
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No Beauty for Him.

A0oERTY and his wife wsse
~ riding homo on the street car.
Haggerty was IN that mellow
stxss whioh urged him 10 b extra
nice 70 his wifs-to treat her - II he
were counting her again. II you know
what w mean. Haggerty's wife
sought to divert him from the q.
travagant compliments hs was pay
Ing her.
Look, DEAR" she said. THERE'S q
remarkably pretty girl sitting across
the aisle from u. two rows back.
want you to notice her"
"Ah. my darling" whispered Hae.
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WILLIE yARR WANTS
LONG TROUSERS,
n. r. II; n. ! =: ess s1. o.

lSSH ooK. Nav. / gotten! Bee my
new long pants!" cried Mas
ter Jarr proudly. a. he strut
ted from the trying. on room In the
eoys' clothing department Of tho big
stses.
We'll. you take them Off, Mrs.
Jerr WAe going 70 say right not!"
Bot caught herself In tame and added,
~ coon a. you cant" ~
Cant ! have long pants, Nav p
eai6ied Master Jar. I'm 'leven, and
0uoole Bepler wore long pants whom
- vas 'leven. and % did Ixzy Sia.
viasky-mads from his poppers."
you ere 70 wear knee trousers.
eotAtng but knee trousers!" Mrs.
Jar declared nrmly. mo matter
what those children you have men
toned may have worn. YOURS 10 q
ot6erent case. You viii wear knss
ereuo~rs for Q Good many years YETI
Mn. Jar said this with . nnality
. q iutonatton. - u to imply that the
oGnpstng OF the working classes might
e&ttro Themselves - necessity urged
PIT the Jarrs were an old Knicker-
6eeker 6Lmiiy ana must attire them.
eDevea IN keeping. % far a. custom
z thought you was bringing me te
~ stOrs 70 let me pick long pants
don't want knee paHts.r Yuh Whoy
~ fer wesrtn' out mo etockin's al
The knees. and now It's marble time
~. wauta heve long psnts!" walled
- tA4t y Why you ran away from
- an1 hA1 me looking everywhere
~ 20 q ~" asked Mrs. Jarr.
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BY Vic


gsrty. leaning close, II have no syes
for beauty now. Just want 70 look
1t youl"
That's the way hs carried h too
:. was the way 10 H'f vscisv. IHS
Plain Dealer.
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WHEN 90 you sAiLf

There was . man In 0usdeloupe
Who ct the style Of garglins soup.
And now you know Of 0uadeloups;
Bon voyage. you who sarsls soupi
The Liberal democrat. [volume] (Liberal, Kan.) 1911-1924, 1914-01-16
SNOW REALLY A BLESSING
Denver Newspaper Rejoiees at the Re-
markabe Fall of "the Beautiful"
Throughout the State.

1t has been said before. Let II be
said again. The snow that you swept
from your walks, that sifted down
your callars, that got into your hair,
your eyes, your tempers, is worth a
million dollars to the agriculturists of
Colorado. To the dry farmer who
plows 1t into his soil 1t will bring re-
wards in next years bank account.
Lying in the mountains it will flow
down the bitches to the irrigationists
next season. On ranch, in orchard
and truck garden 1t means moisture
and money. To the city it means
health that always comes from sea
sonable weather. Wade through it
with smile on your lipe, shovel 1t
with song in your heart, roll 1t into
balls and throw at your nelghbor with
a laugh and a CHEEKY word. It spells
temporary Inconvenience and future
prosperity-anda white Christmas for
the public tree that brought all Den
ver-all Colorado-into that new, bet
ter, greater, get-together bond of
friendship and work.-Denver Times.
The Liberal democrat. [volume] (Liberal, Kan.) 1911-1924, 1914-01-16
GAS, DYSPEPSIA
AND INDIGESTION
"Pape's Diapepsin" settles sour,
gassy StomaChS in five
minutes-Time 1t!

You don't want slow remedy when
your stomach is bad-or an uncertain
one-or harmful one-your stomach
is too valuable; you mustn't injure it.
Pape's Diapepsin is noted for its
speed in giving relief; its harmless
ness; its certain unfailing action in
regulating sick, sour, gassy stomachs.
Its millions of cures in indigestion,
dyspepsia, gastritis and other stomach
trouble has made 1t famous the world
over
Keep this perfect stomach doctor in
your home-keep 1t handy-get large
fifty-cent case from any dealer and
then if anyone should eat something
which doesn't agree with them; If
what they eat lays like lead, ferments
and sours and forms gas; causes head
ache, dizziness and nausea eructa-
tions Of acid and undigested food
remember as soon as Papes Diapepsin
comes in contact with the stomach all
such distress vanishes. Its prompt
ness, certainty and ease in overcoming
the worst stomach disorders is reve-
lation to. those who try it.-Adv.
The Liberal democrat. [volume] (Liberal, Kan.) 1911-1924, 1914-01-16
, MOTHER! LOOK At
CH|LD'S TONGUE
II cross, feveriSh, constlpated,
give California Syrup
Of Figs"

A laxative today saves a sick child
tomorrow. Children simply will not
take the time from play to empty their
bowels, which become clogged up with
waste, liver gets sluggish; stomach
sour
Look at the tongue, motherl II coat
ed, or your child Is listless, cross, few
erish, breath bad, restless, doesn't eat
heartily, full Of cold or has sore throat
or any other children's ailment, give .
teaspoonful Of California Syrup Of
Figs" then don't worry, because It is
perfectly harmless, and In few hours
all this constipation poison, sour bile
and fermenting waste will gently
move out of the bowels, and you have
well, playful child again. A thor
ough INSIDE cleansing" is oftimes all
that is necessary. 1t should be the
FIRST treatment given in any sickness.
Beware Of counterfeit fig syrups.
Ask at the store for a 5O-cent bottle OF
California Syrup of Figs" which has
full directions for babies, children of
all ages and for grown-ups plainly
printed on the bottle. Adv.
The Liberal democrat. [volume] (Liberal, Kan.) 1911-1924, 1914-01-16
VOTE FAvoRs NEW COUNTY.
But Court Fight Stands In Way o.
Forming Shaffer Co., Okla.

Oklahoma City, Jan. 1O-Returns
from the election held in parts of
Creek, Lincoln and Payne counties
Thursday on the question of creating
Shaffer county indicate that the que6-
ton carried in those parts of Creek
and Payne counties by the necessary
sixty per cent majority, but lost in
the Lincoln county townships, which
fact will defeat the proposed county
A decision was given by the supreme
court in the noted Swanson county
case of similar significance. The
question will be contested In the
courts, according to advices coming
from Cushing, the proposed equity
seat.
The four election inspectors from
Oklahoma City, who were arrested
Thursday on charges of intoxicatlon,
we're released Friday and the returns
have been taken to county seats of
the three counties of which the af-
fected districts were part where they
will be assembled and brought to the
secretary of the state election board
in Oklahoma City.
The Liberal democrat. [volume] (Liberal, Kan.) 1911-1924, 1914-01-16
ECZEMA IN WATER BLIsTERs

74S Congress ST., Chicago, Ill.-"My
eczema broke out like little water
blisters. Each one was full of water
and would itch until / would scratch
It open, then the water would run out
and it would get sore. first got the
eczema on the back of the hand and
scratched 1t SO hard made it all sore.
Then got it on my legs just above
the ankle and above the knee.
Il used what they call - and it
stopped the itch but it got worse.
Then used In all had the
trouble for about two years One day
! saw the. advertisement of Cuticura
Soap and Ointment in the paper. l
wrote for sample of Cuticura Soap
and Ointment and ] tried them and
then bought some more Cuticura Soap
and Ointment left my sores nice and
smooth. / used them for six weeks,
and am now cured; the eczema left no
marks" (Signed) F. w. Horrisch,
Oct. 10, 1912.
Cuticura Soap and Ointment sold
throughout the world. Sample of each
free,with 52-p. Skin Book Address post
card "Cuticura, Dept L, Boston. ADV.
The Liberal democrat. [volume] (Liberal, Kan.) 1911-1924, 1914-01-16
"And Again. My Rrethren!n

A certain small girl YEARLY listen
ing to long sermon by a minister
who had the odd habit of drawing in
his breath with an odd whistle, whis-
pered to her mother that she wanted
to go home. The mother, expecting
the discourse to end, momentarily, re-
fused permission. The third time this
happened the mother said, 81 think he
will stop now in minute" To this
the child answered in a clear, high
voice, mo, mother, he isn't going to
stop. thought so now for three
times, but he has gone and bowed
himself up again."
The Liberal democrat. [volume] (Liberal, Kan.) 1911-1924, 1914-01-16
MOVER SAYS HE'LL STAY.
Mine Union Chief Says His Wounds
Are Blows at Workers.

Houghton, Mich, Jan. 10-Declara-
tion of Charles H. Meyer that he in
tends to remain in the copper strike
district as long as he pleased, intima-
tions from union sources that the
grand jury proceedings are to be al
tackled on legal grounds, and the de-
parture of Governor Ferris without his
making a direct effort to settle the
trouble, marked the progress of the
local industrial war today.
Mr.. Meyer appeared before mass
meeting of strikers and sympathizers,
which crowded the largest hall in
Hancock beyond, its chamber. Except
for his five-minute address, the gath
ering had decidedly Socialistic tinge,
the other speakers including Seymour
Stedman of the investigation commit
tee of the Socialist party; ]. w. Lord
of Peoria, ILL.,, and several local So
cialists.
The Liberal democrat. [volume] (Liberal, Kan.) 1911-1924, 1914-01-16
Dummies Arrested.

Dummies used by a Pathe director
in an auto wreck at South River, N. j.,
had the distinction of being shot at and
arrested by Chief of Police Oppenber-
ger of that place recently, according
to New Brunswick newspaper. The
dummies, when not in use, were placed
in the store room of the Washington
hotel. Some jokers told the chief that
some men were stealing cigars from
the store room and when he arrived
and saw the dim figures in the dark
ness he called upon them repeatedly
to surrender. Receiving no answer he
blazed away at them several times be-
fore he discovered the joke.
The Liberal democrat. [volume] (Liberal, Kan.) 1911-1924, 1914-01-16
FEDERAL GOVERNMENT PRE-
PAREs TO PUSH SUIT AGAINST
THE SUGAR TRUST.
DEFENDANT BlLKED ON lew PLAN
First Halt to Truce Since Phone Sur
acknowledgements Stands Pat
on Demands for Reform, But
Concern Still Has Chance.

Washington, Jan. 10.-Negotia-
tions between the American Sugar Re-
filming company and the department Of
justice have come to- an abrupt halt,
and unless the so-called trust agrees
to meet demands for a reorganization
the pending suit to dissolve 1t under
the Sherman antitrust act will be
pressed with vigor by Attorney-Gen-
eral McReynolds.
For the past week officials have
been hopeful that recent conferences
between Mr.. McReynolds and Snowden
Marshall, United States district attor-
ney at New York, would result in a
peaceful settlement of the sugar trust
suit, which was filed more than three
years ago. This hope was shattered
today when word came from New York
that the negotiations had failed. De-
partment officials tonight declined to
discuss the case and the exact points
which failed Of adjustment were not
made public.
Although the department can do
nothing now except continue its prose
cution of the combine, it is not de-
MED that an about-face by the sugar
company and desire to meet the gov
eminent requirements would probably
lead to a reopening of the negotia-
tions.
This is the first failure of negotia-
lions of this sort since the American
Telephone and Telegraph company
pointed a way by which big interests
might avoid long litigation in the
courts
The Liberal democrat. [volume] (Liberal, Kan.) 1911-1924, 1914-01-16
Grain Men eItter at New Rules,

Hutchinson, Kan. Jan. 1O.-State
grain inspection methods and federal
inspection rulings were criticized by
the central Kansas grain dealers, in
session here today. The men are
especially bitter towards the federal
rulings that will become effective
July 1. "a man might as well go out
of the grain business If this keeps
up" announced e. ]. Smiley, secre-
tary of the state ASSOCIATION, discuss
ing the new rules. George B. Ross,
state grain inspector. explained to the
dealers some Of the knotty problems.
The Liberal democrat. [volume] (Liberal, Kan.) 1911-1924, 1914-01-16
Park for Milllonalres.

Plans for the transformation at an
enormous cost Of the 14,OO0acre Palos
Verdes ranch, overlooking Los Angeles
harbor and the Catalina channel, into
one of the most magnificent residential
parks in the nation for American mil
lionaires, are being made. Frank A
Vanderlip of the National City bank of
New York and his associates recently
purchased the tract for $1,75O,O 900 for
this purpose. The plans as they now
stand promise to involve an expendi-
ture of IS 1000, 900.
The Liberal democrat. [volume] (Liberal, Kan.) 1911-1924, 1914-01-16

must be watched. Little Marie has
thrived especially well on DR.. Cald-
wells Syrup Pepsin. Mr.. Dey consid-
ers 1t the right laxative for young and
old and has found none better for
young children.
The use OF DIR. Caldwell's Syrup Pep
sin will teach you to avoid cathartics,
salts and pills, as they are too harsh
for the majority and their effect Is
only temporary Syrup Pepsin brings
permanent results, and it can be con-
veniently obtained of any nearby drug
gist at fifty cents and one dollar bot
tie. Results are always guaranteed or
money will be refunded.
Families wishing to try free sam
pie bottle can obtain 1t postpaid by ad-
dressing DR.. w. B. Caldwell, 203 Wash
ington St., Monticello, III. A postal
card with your name and address on
Il will do.
The Liberal democrat. [volume] (Liberal, Kan.) 1911-1924, 1914-01-16
Good Bowels Are
An Aid to Growth
Growing Children Need a Mild
LdsGfiUe TO Foster Regular
Bowel Movement.

AS a child grows older it requires
more and more personal attention
from the mother, and as the func-
tons Of the bowels are of the utmost
Importance to health, great attention
should be paid to them.
Diet is Of great importance. and the
mother should watch the effect Of GER
tain foods. A food will constipate one
and not another, and so we have a
healthy food like eggs causing bilious
ness to thousands, and wholesome
fruit like bananas constipating many.
It is also to be considered that the
child is growing, and great changes
are taking place in the young man or
young woman. The system has not yet
settled itself to its later routine.
A very valuable remedy at this
stage, and one which every growing
boy and girl should be given often or
occasionally, according to the individ-
ual circumstances, is DR.. Caldwell's
Syrup Pepsin. This is a laxative and
tonic combined, SO mild that 1t is
given to little babies, and yet equally
effective in the most robust constitu-
ton. At the first sign of a tendency
to constipation give a small dose Of
Syrup Pepsin at night on retiring, and
prompt action will follow in the morn
ing, 1t not only acts on the stomach
and bowels but its tonic properties
build up and strengthen the system
generally, which is an opinion shared
by Mr.. John Dey of Bloomfield. N. j..
He has a large family and at ages
where the growth and development
The Liberal democrat. [volume] (Liberal, Kan.) 1911-1924, 1914-01-16
Indians First "cubistsp az

Lone Star" art instructor in the
United States Indian service, claims
that "cubist" art originated with the
American Indian some 200 years ago.
Among his collection of Indian art,
says American Art News. specimens in
the common figure of the eagle, shaped
square and totally unlike an eagle, yet
Immediately impressing the observer
that 1t is one, which, declares Lone
Star" is the height of the "Cubist"
art.
The Liberal democrat. [volume] (Liberal, Kan.) 1911-1924, 1914-01-16
ALBERTA CROP YIELDS

At Macleod, Alta, weather condi-
lions were excellent all through the
season. Ninety per cent of the wheat
up to Oct. LIST graded No. /, the only
No. 2 being fall wheat The yield
ranged from 20 to 40 bushels per acre,
with an average of 2S. Oats yielded
well, and barley about 60 bushels.
Inverary is a new district in ALDER
ia. Here wheat graded No. 2 and
some Of it went so bushels to the acre,
oats going about rs bushels.
Lethbridge correspondent says: I'm
the Monarch district the yield on sum-
mer fallow is averaging thirty-five
bushels, a large percentage No. l
northern"
"All spring grains are yielding bet
ter than expected in the Milk river
district, south. A 300 acre field Of
Marquis wheat gave AIN bushels.
Experimental farm results on grain
sown on irrigated land place Red Fife
wheat in the banner position, with a
yield Of $40 bushels per acre. Oats
yielded 1872 bushels to the acre.
John Turner Of Lethbridge grew
barley that went 60 bushels to the
acre.
Red Fife averages in weight from
so to 68 pounds, and at Rosthern the
Marquis wheat will run as high as GA
pounds to the bushel, while sample
of Marquis wheat at Arcola weighed
no less than 68 pounds to the bushel.
This variety is grading No. hard"
Calgary, Alta, Oct. 8.-The prob
lem of handling Alberta's big grain
crop is becoming serious one, and
there is congestion at many points
in southern Alberta. One thousand
cars could be used Immediately. The
C. P. R. prepared for a normal year,
while the yield Of grain was every
where abnormal, with an increased
acreage Of about 20 per cent.
Moose Jaw, Sask., returns show
some remarkable yields.
Bassano, Alta, Sept. rs, '13.-1ndi'
vidual record crops grown in Alberta
include 1900 acre field of spring wheat
grown near Bassano which went thir-
ty-five bushels to the acre and weigh.
ed sixty-six pounds to the bushel.
Noble, Alta, Oct. 1, '1S.-All records
for the largest shipment Of grain by
one farmer will be broken this year
II the estimate of G. s. Noble of Noble
Alberta, proves correct. Mr.. Noble
has notified the Canadian Pacific Rail
way here that he will have $4,000
bushels of grain, chiefly barley and
oats, ready for shipment very short
ly.
L. Anderson Smith, writing to g
friend in the Old Country, located al
Killam, Alberta, Says:
Anyone taking up land will find AL
berta an ideal province. The soil is a
rich black loan, varying from to 1:
inches in depth. The land here II
this district is not wholly open prairie
At intervals, sometimes closely, some
times widely scattered, there are
small plots of poplar and willows
These generally grow round some
small depression in the land, and the
snow drifts here in the winter ant
melts in the spring filling these
sloughs province "slews') with soft
water. Nearly all these sloughs have
old buffalo tracks to them, for it was
from them that they always got their
water. The poplars are very useful
for building barns and hen-houses
Wild grasses are plentiful, while tame
grasses, such as timothy, bronze and
western rye grass do remarkably we'll
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