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Der Deutsche correspondent. [volume] (Baltimore, Md.) 1841-1918, 1914-09-28

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Der Deutsche correspondent. [volume] (Baltimore, Md.) 1841-1918, 1914-09-28
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Evening star. [volume] (Washington, D.C.) 1854-1972, 1914-06-28
Leave Your Little Wants
AT
The Star Branch.
One In Your Neighborhood.

NORTHWEST.
y cap.. cor. R. /. ave-. Farker's Pharmacy.
ind st. cor Mass. ave-. Hygeian Pharmacy
srd St. cor Ind ave.. Butler & Field Pharmacy.
7th st.. cor. T. Crswells Pharmacy.
7th ST.. cor. K Goidenberg.s Information Bureau
9Th ST.. cor Pa. ave-. Kann's Information Bureau
eth St. o2s. holland wallace's Newsstand.
9th St. cor. U. McGuire's Pharmacy
nth St. cor. o. Davis Pharmacy.
18th st.. cor. P. Days Pharmacy.
18th St. cor. CO... road. F1emer's Pharmacy
18th ST. cor Ia ave.. Parsons Pharmacy
elst St. cor. G. onieley's Pharmacy.
22nd ST.. y. Nansemond Pharmacy
o5th ST.. cor Pa. ave-. Herbst Pharmacy.
Conn. ave. cor. Fla. ave- Ridgeway's Pharmacy.
Georgia ave. 1908. campbsll's Pharmacy.
Hofmead place. cor. Otis. Holmead Pharmacy.
St. 1901. Morse's Pharmacy.
PA. ave. 1705. Holtzclaw's Newsstand
NORTHEAST,
\. Cap. COZ. ST.. Richardson's Pharmacy.
n. Gap. cor. I St. KeneaIy's Pharmacy.
End St. coz. Md ave. Taylor's Pharmacy
9Th St. cor. K. Mcchesney Joachim. Walter
J. Boyce. mgr.
Sth ST.. cor. H. Yeatman's Pharmacy.
nth St. cor. f. Cap. Lambs Pharmacy.
18th st. cor. e. CAP. Lincoln Park Pharmacy.
r. l. ave-. 60. R, ". Mcwfl!isns' Pharmacy.
SOUTHEAST
s'h st.. cor. E. Thompson Drug Co.
9Th St. cor. G. Roach Drug Co.
llfh st.. cor. Pa ave.. Fealy's Pharmacy.
18th st.. COZ. Pa ave-. Bradlev's Pharmacy.
SOUTHWEST:
TIL s.. D. Sullivan's Pharmacy. -
GEORGETOWN:
Is ave-. cor. " St. O'Donnelrs Pharmacy
18th st.. Cor P. Pride's Pharmacy.
ANACOSTIAs
200 Nichols ave-. Burys Drug Store.
AND THESE POSTAL TELEGRAPH
OFFICES
United st: 3 Capitol.
Interior Department.
Union Station.
Bond Building. W. B. a11 A. Rwy. Once.
1882 Connecticut avenue.
l24o wisconsin avenue.
18th Street Wharf.
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SALESMAN for general mercantile trade in
D. c. to sell proposition of merit:
vacancy July l. attractive commission con
tract So weekly for expenses. Miles +.
Bl4ler Co. Wholesale jewelers.. S0-c6 Carlin
bldg, Cleveland, Ohio.
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Near Bay and Ocean
Enlinned 81. 300 Farm

A profit paying y acre poultry farm with
horse 100 hens. wagon. harness. machinery.
tools crops. etc. all thrown In; immediate
income assured: oyster beds and the Atlantic
ocean are within easy reach: only stones
throw to depot, close TO neighbnrs school and
church: Is acres fertile. level. productive fields:
ample fruit and wo",ilot: buildings insured for
sl.5O0. 2-story. I-room house. harm, poul-
try house: family reasons force sale. only
81. 800. mar, cash il taken soon: read full de-
tails of this and 50-acre farm for only 81 100.
on page rs. ''Strouts Farm Catalogue 81,
lust ont copy free. f. A. SrROtT FARM
AGENCY. station 1888. Land Title bldg. Phil
adelphia. Pa.
THREE 5-ACRE FLORIDA POULTRY AND
gardening farms. four blocks city limits: pop.
ulatiou, 1000: prices complete. 500. $50 and
$500: easy terms GEORGE CoLBURS. Box
rs Lake CITY. Fla.
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WANTED HELP.
Statesmen 1Conttnued).

Statesmen wanted: experience unnecessary
easy work; big pay: write for large list OF
openings offering opportunities TO earn $leo
nearest office Dept 3sl, National Statesmen $
Training Association. Chicago New York
Kansas CITY San Francisco.
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Star W A ASl
Get Best Results
RATES.

RATE.S.
Help Si.ust1ous. Lost and Found. Rent Rooms
Country Boerd, etc. cent word each time
for IS words
Miscellaneous Sales and Wants. business Up
cortunities Automobiles, etc. one cent word
each time for three more times with 10
~ord minimum.
business Announcements Real Estate. Apart
r,ents etc. four lines more three times. i"
cents q line each time. with decreasing rate
for q longer period.
Evening star. [volume] (Washington, D.C.) 1854-1972, 1914-06-28

Factory Representative.
High grade man to promote sale Of
FrantE Premier Vacuum Cleaners, now
selling at SIS Unlimited opportunity.
biz profit. permanent connection. No
order-takers wanted.
THE PREMIER VACUUM CLEANER CO.,
Whitney Power Block. Cleveland. Ohio.
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SALESMEN-New high grade profitable specially
men experienced In retail business preferred ;
give experience and present line. Box 3o3
Iowa City
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lGENTS-Both sexes: manufacture and CON
troll fastest selling household article ever in
vented: exclusive ierrit,Ty. Connolly. 123
Liberty ST.. New York
Evening star. [volume] (Washington, D.C.) 1854-1972, 1914-06-28

SECONDHAND MOTOR CYCLES
Few rebuilt motor cycles all makes. guaran.
teed in perfect condition. $40 up. Terms to
suit purchaser. Tandem attachments. bicycles,
sundries and repairing
HARRY SEAMARK, ARt..
Merkel, Emblem and Thor,
9Th and G. NV Phi. M. 2953.
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SALESMAN for u. c. to sell merchants greatest
speciality Of The day: experienced speciality
salesman or merchant preferred: 500 n week
to right man: commission contract: commits
Sions paid weekly: state experience. Champion
Register Co, Cleveland. Ohio.
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Nine Miles to Washington
52-Acre Farm. $500

Adjoining land without improvements has
sold at slo5 to $3.50 per acre; on this farm 10
a brand new s-room house with bath hardwood
finish double floors. piazzas, hank barn 25136.
poultry house. corn house. wood she'd all new
and In excellent condition: only i mile to r.
H. station and Q miles to Washington: tele-
phone In house: close to neighbors, stores.
schools: l. acres in fields. remainder In pop
lar. oak chestnut hickory and pine: owner
wants large tract and is anxious TO sell ibis
it'll. place at once: quick buyer gets u for
only So 800, part cash Address GUY b.
RIDGWAY. Upper Marlboro. Md.
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PLAYER-PIANo used.
$3.50.
Terms. $40 monthly.
JueIg Piano Co, G st. at 18th.

SACRIFICE PIANO SALE 81 per week will buy
fine upright piano. only s75: one upright.
$50 cash: slightly used upright. s165 terms
s. monthly; NAH. player piano. 5000 cash or
$3.50 on terms $40 monthly payments Column
bia Ora fonolas sold terms low Soc
per week Piano tuning $3.50. Helbig Bros.
1912 It'll st. NV. Estab. 10 years
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Statesmen wanted fast-seing line enamelware.
Maryland. Virginia. West virginia. either
straight or side line: big money for husters.
Enamelware. Room II. Schneider bldg. 3o7 st.
Paul Baltimore Nd.
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MOTOR CYCLES AND BICYCLES.

EXCELSIOR. twin: hrst-cass condition: full
equipped: owner leaving city must sell a
once. 45s Penn. NV.
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EXCELSIOR 1914, twin cylinder with side car:
fully equipped: reasonable for cash. After 8
pm. Park View Garage, 900 Newton place
n w 1Qs
Evening star. [volume] (Washington, D.C.) 1854-1972, 1914-06-28

$40. s18 9th st. NV.
FLYING MERKLE; l cyl; good condition; good
tires. $50 30 18th ST NV g.
first cash offer nearest to
$50 takes my motor cycle; in perfect running
condition. pol NV.
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Mr. Bergman has approved the Want ADJ
managers choice of above cartoon
WANTED-HELP.

DOMESTIC (COnfInuedD-
NURSE-Experienced white. for small family.
Apply 1912 Calvert st. NV. bet. and 10 am
MATTRESSES white. Apply Mr.. Powell,
the Cairo, 1870 am.
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MUSICAL INSTRUMENTS.

PIANO PLAYER. mahogany. latest attachments
music played In any key. $50: mahogany
music cabinet so: 60 rolls of music. S25.
Phone North Go7o. Apt 800. 1859 Wyoming
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HENDERSON. 1913. with 1914 improvements:
fully equipped: excellent condition; like new.
Ala ond ST Nv 30
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CANVASSERS-Two or three
at once; splendid contract. APP
ply Monday, 8:15 am, Bis 9TH
St NV.
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WANTED-HELP.
AGENTS lContinued) .

AGENTS make 800 per cent profit selling Nov
city sign Cards: merchants buy 10 to 100 on
sight; 500 varieties: catalogue free Sullivan
Co. l2:i4 Van Buren, St. Chicago. III.
Evening star. [volume] (Washington, D.C.) 1854-1972, 1914-05-03
Dramatic Silence.

THE most dramatic OF silent men was
Wallenstein, the antagonist of Gus
tavus AdoIphus. and the commander of
the emperor's armies in the thirty years
war.
Wallenstein insisted that the deepest
silence should reign around him. His Of
ficerS took care that no loud conversation
should disturb him They knew a cham
berlain had been punished for waking
him without orders. and an officer who
would wear clanking spurs in the COM
mander's presence has. il was whispered.
been secretly put to death.
In the rooms of Wallenstens palace
the servants glided as if phantcms aud
dozen sentinels moved around his tent
charged to secure the silence the general
demanded. Chains We're stretched across
the streets and roads in order TO guard
him against the disturbance of sounds.
Wallenstein's taciturnity and love Of ST
lence that caused him to be irritated al
the slightest noise were due to his con-
stitutional temperament He never sInil-
ed. he never asked advice from any one
and he could not endure 10 be gazed at
even when giving an order.
The soldiers when he crossed the camp
pretended not TO see him. knowing that
a serious look would bring them punish
ment.
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hrec swoops at what was left of a

three swoops at what was left of a
shirt.
"choppec smallee pliccee." he sug-
gested.
Who demanded the Observer, lis
going to chop what into small pieces?'
Wong waved his hand vaguely:
anybody choppee Mexican he tenn
porized.
After a while it developed that what
Wong wanted was the Death of Thou
sand Cuts administered upon recreant
Mexicans by the United States Army.
He did not specify the United States
Army. Anybody would do for him. so
long as they were scientifically acquaint-
ed with the Death of Thousand Cuts.
"Pleeceman." he suggested.
But" said the Observer. nobody in
carving. Suppose they Numbered on the
five hundred and eighty-sixth cut and
spoiled the effect?
For a moment the placid face Of Wong
was stricken with sorrow. He wiped
away a silent tear of disappointment.
But his indomitable cheerfulness re-
turned.
"Allee lite" he said "Choppee off
head
That was enough for him.
you don't like peace?' asked the OBJ
server. falling into Wong's vernacular
You say" said Wong. "that-that nc
can have pliecee. No can cut
When you get Wong on the English Ian
guage you might as well quit first as last
and save your friends the trouble OF
nursing you through nervous prostration.
So the Observer left.
The lowering afternoon sun was doing
its well known stunt Of lighting UP the
justly celebrated horizon when the OBJ
server reached the establishment OF
Achilles Popudocus. Now Achilles, the
| wonderful (who Is named George for
short, was staring gloomily at the street
as he waited for his prey-customers.
that is.
The query by now had become mono
tone, chant without meaning.
How would YOU handle the Mexican
situation?" asked the Observer.
After George got the thought-which
by liberal counting was in the course OF
the next five minutes-his difficulties were
at an end.
TAXA Beel Bryan out and drownd
heem." replied George. simply.
You" charged the Observer, 'have
"Chucka heem in river" added George,
evidently anxious not to be misunder-
stood.
"why soe" demanded the Observer
Tie heem in da bag" reiterated
George. den tie rock on da bag. Den
droppa heem off da bridget
George is a one-ideaed person.
why this feeling?" Intercepted the
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Observer. why this lack of patriotism
Where are your finer feelings? Where
'.Offa dat bull,' said George, vehe-
mentIy. you know whata / mean. He
go out on da stage. He talka ALA time
about peace, da peace. da peace! You
heem in bag. Me? | feex things.
feexa all right We hadda fight with
Iotta Turks. We talka peace? Bah! All
dam talk. Bah. Drownd heem.'
+
Three doors from Georges place there
is a grocer by the name OF Smith He is
a church-going, quiet, solid man, who
pays his pew rent and contributes to for
eign missions and expresses true regrsl
whenever one of the chosen is eaten by
the appreciative cannibals of some for
eign and unenlightened isle. He has
raised large family and raised them
we'll He has avoided the stirring com
petition which tears mems souls from
their bodies and makes them old before
their time.
life, little wrinkled, little bald and a
little short of breath. But, withal, he is
contented.
Mr.. Smith withdrew his gaze from the
smoke of the house opposite and spoke
freely, not to say generously.
I'm this enlightened age. said he
there is no more reason for nations to
quarrel than for individuals. In the mid
die ages every man settled his own af-
fairs Now the community, by law, ar
ranges them.
William Jennings Bryan. for whom
have wanted to vote steadily since 1896
is one of the few men who has the fore
sight to realize that the age of univ :rsal
peace is at hand. His guiding mind can
carry us through this Mexican difficulty
and it is nothing but slight difficulty
without the superfiuous shedding of in
nocent blood"
Mr.. Smith hating for a moment
breathed deeply through his nose.
And during the interlude the Observer
got in a word
You know George he asked
The bootblack up the street? replied
Mr.. Smith. Yes. know him.
Il was talking to him. said the OBJ
server refiectively, and he told me that
William Bryan-Beel Bryan. he calls him
Ought to be tied in d sack and
drowned"
For a moment the classic countenance
of Mr. Smith seemed about to burst.
Veins stood out. A rich purplish tinge
suffused him from brow to chin.
THAT little Dagger he spluttered.
The Observer nodded.
Why he amt even a citizen" roared
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United States is out lecturin'" tVic

United States is out lecturin'" (Vic
means Bill Bryan.)
Yes. excellency.' says the other guy.
Don't you kid me-. says Vic I
barrel You go send my apologies to
Bill and tell him Well keep the Ameri-
cans and sheep separate hereafter
Then you go out and get yourself
hung. [ amt got time to write a
order"
The friend of the garden seed man
listened in rapt attention.
You met Huh-wert-ah?' he sasped.
"Shoor,' replied the garden seed man.
Know him like book
And" he continued, what want to
tell you is that all Vic needs is d little
good advice from my friend Bill lie
stuff-say. that's great stuff. too-thats
literchoor."
IF Bill could back Wharta up against
a radiator long enough to read two or
three Of them lcctureS--so Vic could
understand 'em-there would never be
no more trouble. All this mess is be-
cause Bill and Vic don't understand
each other. If they could come to
they wouldn't have no trouble at all"
Why don't you go and have talk
with Bill Bryan?" asked the friend,
falling into the habit
The other arose with a yawn.
Think I will when I get time he
replied.
But so far the papers have reported
nothing of the results of his visit.
Wong Young is Chinaman who reminds
you of the immortal Celestial in Bret
Harte's poem. Wong Yung is quite as
soft. in appearance. as the skies in Au-
gust. and. additionally. he has a smile
which possesses the smiling benevolence
of a grandfathers clock when the hands
are pointing to a quarter of three. He
wears a pair of steel-rimmed Spectacles
which add to the illusion of kindly,
optimistic philosophy.
X X
A keen student might suspect Mr..
Hyde lining to Wong Yungs Jekyll ma
ture after he got his collars back from
laundry. Some of them do.
Wong Yung.' said the Observer. what
about Mexico.
You wantee clollay' Wong Yung
looked up in mild surprise He adjusted
his glasses. You wantce clolla'? Him
leady alice samee Fliday"
Painfully. slowly. the Observer got the
dome that he was not interested in his
collars few people are after Wong gets
through with them), but that there was
a large and fiourishing young war in
Mexico and that he wanted to know what
Wong Yung would do about it.
Once he was convinced that collars
were not to be demanded, Wong Yung
cheered up wonderfully. He returned
to his ironing board and made two or
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fairly begun; and there is a lot OF wearl
some labor ahead.
As if the books themselves were not
sufficient difficulty. there are endless
are thousands of commentaries upon the
Bible and Shakespeare. The Great
Learning provides illustrations of virtue,
aims at the constant renewal of good
ana so at the attainment of the highest
excellence.
us ideal is righteous government over
tranquil and happy people. The Doc
trlne of the Mean Is more Individuals
nc. correct conduct in every stage of life
| Is its subject
The chief competitive examinations are
three IN number. the first, for the Siutsai
or A. b. degree. is held at the prefectural
| city; the second. the ku-jen, or NJ A.. at
me provincial capital and the third, the
fsin-shi. or LII. D.. at Picking.
In one or the other of these the clever
youth whose career is under considera-
! ton here may possibly find himself in a
curious position as competitor with his
father.
To guard against fraud in the examina
tons there have been adopted precau-
tons such as would never be dreamed of
in the west. Every candidate has his
own little cell in which he works during
the days of the examination.
! There is proverb in China, Any essay
/ is good which gives a man his NJ A.. and
| II one comes out first the dragon list
| there is a chance within ten years OF
being in the Phoenix Rool.'' This means
! that he who heads the NJ. A. list is likely
eventually to become Hanlin.
So it may happen that the youth. ar
rived at the age Of discretion. may achieve
the highest political honors. On return
| to his native province he is received with
the highest honors from the highest peo-
pie.
Many of the people of the province hay
ing the same surname may apply to him
for the honor Of being permitted to wor-
ship at the ancestral hall of the success
full genius: and frequently they accom-
pany their appeals with valuable per-
suasives. They thus establish a claim to
relationship with the amiable desire of
having "a friend at court
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ed. but still a PRESIDENT and Secretary
of State. Such, however. was the case.

J: :.
The man who was doing the talking
stated four times that he was in the
garden seed line. 50 he must have been.
His friend called him Zeke. He was
black-haired, hlack-eyed and the pos
SCISSOR of a spring suit that looked like
black-and-white checkcrboard. 1t
| had the biggest checks OF any suit the
Observer has yet seen. Every time the
garden seen man moved he gave the i'm
preston of getting ready to jump into
his own king row.
But that isn't the point. 1t wasn't his
clothes but his conversation that adj
ministrated the knockout
You see. he was saying TO his friend
this little Teller Bill Bryan don't I'M
derstand them Greasers. Now when
was down with Goldsburg and Freedman
in the crockery and tinware line ] got
to know EN-.
This little Teller Vic Wharta-aw, he's
a bear cat. but he amt got no sense!
Trouble starts you see cause Vic drinks.
l met i'm oncet down there. l says to
him: Vic, you oughter cut out the rum.
Off the white ribbon stuff, says he
and 1 couldn't do thing with him.
Well, you see, Bill doesn't drink. And
never gettin' up with a head and old r.
I
view If | could get them two little
fellers together ] could fix the whole
thing up YES, SIR.
You see, Vic gets up in the mornings
| with bad head. They bring in his
breakfast and the assistant waiter
| drops spoon.
| :" Take him out and shoot him" says
| VIC. hes making me nervous
We just grabbed a new senator
| do with him.
| Hang him" thunders Vic, tyin' a
| new towel around his head; we gotta
be careful about cartridges today
| Then the guy that handles foreign
| An American, he says, has just
been shot by Mexican soldier who
mistook him for a sheep.
| Now, Wharta don't mean no harm He's
just in need of good bracer How
many times have 1 told you that this
| is the closed season for Americans.
he bowls. The open season is onl,
when the Secretary of State of the
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A Slight.

A VISITOR at the Players Club in
: New York. told an anecdote about a
New York writer.
''okrawle." said he, has been in a
deuce of bad temper the last week or
two?''
WHY so?" player asked.
We'll. you see the Trash magazine has
declined an article by Mrs. Skrawlc for
its Wives of Great Men series
Evening star. [volume] (Washington, D.C.) 1854-1972, 1914-05-03
A Lesson.

NINE. JOIRE, whose pretty Paquin
ASA manuequinS went to the theater
one evening. in Chicago in colored wigs.
was talking to a Chicago reporter.
.Colored wigs she said, with a smile,
ARE beautiful on beautiful women. but
they are very ugly indeed on ugly ones.
There's a colored wig anecdote they
are telling In Partisan anecdote with .
moral.
"A royalist duchess, receiving In her
gloomy hotel in the Rue de Earennes.
put up her lorgnon on the entrance
of an ugly and overdressed marquise.
and murmured:
~ don't object to a green wig, but
why brown teeth and lemon-yellow
skim
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HERE isn't any
thing complicated
about the Mexican
situation. Really
there isn't \ few
persons in author
itN. such as Presi-
dent Wilson and
Secretary Of state
BRYAN mot 10 men
ton that paragon
Of elusi Y e ness,
whose name is V.
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