Honolulu star-bulletin. [volume] (Honolulu [Oahu, Hawaii]) 1912-2010, 1914-04-07

In the mud and in the wet.
All the passengers were met
By three officers of the law.
None of the three seemed very slow
In obeying the command
Not to let the people land
Without strict examination
TO their mental and moral station.
lit caused amongst them great dis
tress, s%@ 49,.
When an order came by wireless
Preventing about three or four =.
To be allowed to come ashore.
1T very soon proved, however,
Some of them to be quite clever
In finding means that broke the rules.
And one the head of public schools.
When Doctor Hofgaard did inspect
Mr.. Gibson for intellect,
II was sadly found to be amiss;
But by giving the nurse kiss
The son of Adam won the day
BY this touching and charming way!
Doctor j, Lydgate5 showed his wrath
When Mr.. Carter had no bath:
For when inspecting this mans ear
They found germs that were left from
last year. s...- ~. ''-
Wilder, Forbes and in fact many,
When searched for conscience, had
not any. ...s
In Frazier truth was found to be
slack. - III
But bribing the men none stayed back.
A pretty sight when the maidens
young il.
Passing inspection held out their
tnnpfio ~. r.. T. -
They soon forgot their tribnlation
When Nahum gave an invitation
TO go to breakfast at the hotel,
Where the young ladies tried to ex-
In feeding the inner man, and how
Through mans stomach you win
his love.
Good reason why all kept in mind
Their loving wives they left behind.
Leaving Waimea we'll satisfied,
In autos residents had supplied.
Barring the rain, everything was done
To give the visitors lots of fun. >
Poor Levenson could not make a
noise, =. ......z &
But the pirates made up for his voice.
The weather man did all in his power
To stop the ride by a heavy shower.
There were no accidents on the road
Though some of the autos had a big
load. e.. r..
They stopped at cannery on the way
And at the mill, too, they made a
short stay. '..-<.
Admitting the view at the wayside.
Before very long they reached Nc
i Bryde.
Some wet to the skin, some with bare
feet,
But every one ready to eat!
With good speeches and music ga
lore.
After the feast McBryde cleared the
{ floor.
And everyone who wanted to dance
The hesitation" now had a chance.
At o'clock they started again
They had to start early due to rain.
A wash followed by paint and pow
They all sat down to Conveys chow
der.
Harrington thanked them for the
pleasure
They provided with gen'rous measure.
Also for turning over their keys,
Permitting all to do as they please.
The Governor. Wilcox, and some
more.
One after the other, took the floor.
They added to the list Fassoth and
49, Rice,
Brandt and others who had the price.
Due to the weather they took the trip
Round to Hanalei on the ship,
Where Mrs. Deverill prepared the
lunch
That met with approval by the bunch.
In glowing terms spoke Mr.. Cottrill:
IF club approved, would it not be
To go back the way they came in
stead,
As Kennedy saw trouble ahead?"
Though many had that anticipation
Most all refused without hesitation.
Too bad that some of them came too
To join the captain. who left at
eight!
May the visit of the club prove such
a tie
That will show results in the sweet
bye aud bye.
Hurrah for the AID Club, and good
luck
To those at the head who showed
such pluck.
HELENE NAHUM.
Caller-"Rut you said you wouldn't
CHARGE me anything for the little legal
nupStion 7 asked you" JaUvnr-"I