The review. [volume] (High Point, N.C.) 1908-19??, 1914-07-16

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Do not mistrust the Tale, for every
Buccaneer from Broad Street. N. Y.
to the st. Francis Bar at the Golden
Gate, was oEee Poor Boy with Store
Clothes on his Back and Grand Lar
ceny in his Heart.
When Angie went to visit Lib. after
the Lapse OF, Many Years, you can
Gamble that they had Some Talk to
unload.
Angie carried Wicker Suitcase
costing $1.9S and her General Get-Up
was that of the Honest Creature who
may be found in any Hotel Corridor at
2 A. M. massaging the Mosaic Floor
with Hot Cloth.
Get mel" said Wilbur's wife, drop
ping YEARLY to a Divan in the Style Of
Louie Quatorze. Pipe the Lid! It Ia
1905 Model and the Aigrette is made
Of Broom Straw. Take a Peek at the
shine Tailor-Made and the Paper
Shoes. Ever since they wished that
False Alarm on to me I have been CIV
ing a correct Imitation of Lizzie the
Honest Working Girl. Each Evening
he comes home to give me a Sweet
Kiss and promises me q Trip to Eu-
rope and Set Of Gray Squirrels, and
next Morning, when I get up to re-
move the Oatmeal from the F1reless
Cooker, find on the Back Porch a
large Roughneck In a Sweater who
has come to shut off the Gas or take
away the Parlor Furniture. Then I
think Of you, with your Closets hang.
ing full Of fluffy Frocks and your Fin.
gers crowded with Jewels and your
Man rushing in every few Minutes to
slap you in the Face with a Hundred
Dollar Bill. You can take it from me,
Dearie, would jump the whole Game,
were 1t not for the Children. I have
put in my whole Life trying to realize
something on Promissory Note that
was Bloomer to begin with. He has
kidded me along ever since the
Worlds Fair at Chicago, feeding me
on Canned Stuff and showing me pic.
lures of Electric Runabouts and Coun-
try Places on Long Island. In the
Meantime am playing in Great Luck
If can get Trolley Gar to stop
for me-"
At this point the Wife of Otis arose
| and, pulling the rose-colored Silk
| Wrapper more closely about her made
to-order Form, interrupted with an
| Imperious Gesture.
Back up, Angie!" she exclaimed.
''You should be a Happy Woman. You
have your Husbands Love and you
have your Children, both of which are
denied a Woman Of my Assured Posi-.
! ton in the Two Minute Glass Of the
Terrible Spenders. Talk about Hard.
ships! Do you know what it Is to lead
the Grand March, surrounded by 900
| Assegai-Throwers, Harpooners and
Cannibal Queens, who are pointing
you out as the Wife of the Malefactor
who Is about to be Tried in the Fed.
eral Courts? Did you ever Stagger
around all Evening with 100000 worth
Of Tiffany Merchandise fastened on
to you-expecting every Minute to be
hit in the Couture by some Raf11es
Did you ever, during Formal Dinner
the Hallway Reporter from Morn
ing Paper who wishes to ask your
Husband If he denies his Guilt or can
give any Reason why Sentence Of
Death should not be passed upon him
Are you Wise to the Fact that the
Wife Of Successful Business Man
now occupies Niche in the Hall OF
Fame right next to the Sister Of Jesse
James? You are in Great Luck. Nc
one takes a Shot at Failure"
| Having arrived at this cordial Un.
derstanding, each leaned against the
other and had a Good Cry, after which
they chirked up and paid lot of at
tention to a wellpreserved Bachelor
who dropped in to get warm and take
a slight Fall out of the Side-Board.
MORAL: When Wealth walks in at
the Door, the Press Agent comes in
! through the Window.