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The Watertown weekly leader. [volume] (Watertown, Jefferson County, Wis.) 1912-1917, 1914-08-18
The Kaiser and the Bismarck,

1t must have given the kaiser a
sort of SILVER along his spine when
he pontifcated at the christening of a
big ship in honor of the great chan
cellor whom he SO uncerenoniously
brushed out of the field of human &C
tivities a generation ago. If the ghost
of Bismarck watched the ceremony
the occasion must have aroused the
old synical contempt for the motives
of men and the conventions of life.
Not merely the emptiness of postum
nous honors would be apt to stimu-
late his sardonic humor, but even
more, the memorable course Of his
tory, which proves that not the great
est spirit is indispensable and that
lack of genius or of the opportunity
for displaying it may not impair or
diminish a fortunate mans happiness
in his own august estimation of his
ego.-New York Sun
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IN
LANG

The New Fable Of the Juvenile Who
Studied Mankind and Laid His
Plans Accordingly.
Once there was a Kid who wore a
Uniform that, fit him too Soon and a
Cap on one Ear. His Job was to an
swer the Buzzer and take Orders
from any one who could show rs
Cents.
In the Morning he might be acting
as Pack-Pony for some Old Lady on a
Shopping Spree and in the Afternoon
he would be delivering a Ton Of
Coal.
He had been waved aside by Buffers
and ordered about by Blonde Stenog-
raphers and ioshe0 by Travelling Sales
men until his Child-Nature was as
hard and f1inty as that of the She
Purser in a swell Tavern who lately
has caahed one that proved to be
Phoney
In answering the Call of Duty he
had gone to the Dressing Room and
taken private Fash at the Maya
zine Beauty before she began to at
tach the Hair or spread the Enamel.
He had stood in the private Lair of
the Sure-Thingers when they were
cooking up some new Method of col
lecting much income without moving
out of their Chairs.
He had stood by while Husbands,
with the Scotch standing high in the
Gague, collaborated on the Lie which
was to pacify little Katisha, waiting in
the Flat
Before delivering this Masterpiece
of Fiction he would have to do lit
tie Sherlocking and finally locate
Katisha in one Of those places where
they serve it in Tea-Cups
In the Homes of the Rich and Great
where he delivered Orchids and Invi-
tations and perfumed Regrets he
would overhear Candid Expressions
which indicated that every Social
Leader was trying to slip Knock Out
Drops into somebody else's Claret
Cup.
Around the Haunts of Business he
would stand on one Foot while the
Boss Carefully worded the Message
which was to read like a Contract
while leaving a Loop-Hole about the
size of the Hudson Tunnel
One night the Kid was returning
homeward with a Comrade in Misery.
The Watertown weekly leader. [volume] (Watertown, Jefferson County, Wis.) 1912-1917, 1914-08-18
The Model.

John Sloan, the well-known painter,
was lecturing on Models" before an
art class in New York.
Then there is the frivolous model"
said Mr.. Sloan. "She, unless very beau
tiful is to be avoided
"A frivolous model besought friend
of mine to employ her.
No, no. said he I only do still
life-flowers and fruit
Well said the model, looking up
at him reproachfully out of limpid blue
eyes, well, amt / a peach?'"
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lime. a great many more at the end OF

time. a great many more at the end OF
a month.
You cannot expect to win the conf
dence of the community to. the same
degree that other men have obtained
it, without taking pretty much the
same length of time that they did But
you can cut short the period between
your Introduction to your reader and
his Introduction to your counters, by
spending more effort in preparing your
copy and displaying a greater amount
of CONTINGENCIES.
You mustn't act like the little girl
who sowed a garden and came out the
next day expecting to find it in full
bloom. Her father had to explain to
her that plants require roots and that,
although she could not see what was
going on, the seeds were doing their
most important work just before the
flowers showed above ground.
So advertising Is doing it's most i'm
portant work before the big results
eventuate, and to abandon the money
which has been invested just before
results arrive, Is not only foolish but
childish, 1t would be just as logical
for a farmer to desert his fields be-
cause he cannot harvest his grain
week after he planted IT,
Advertising does not require faith
merely common sense. II 1t is begun
In doubt and relinquished before nor
NAL results can be reasonably looked
for, the fault does not lie with the
newspaper nor with publicity - the
blame is solely on the head Of the
coward who retreated before he was
defeated:
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81
GEORGE.
A[)E
d1cHoH7D 6coeoe Aoc

Kansas, dropped into the Vacant
Chair. When the Delegate from The
Rookery, NORWOOD Scrubs, Isling, S.
E., resumed his scorching Arraign-
ment OF the U. S. A, he got an aw-
full Rise out Of the Boy from the Corn
Belt
The Emporia Man said there were
more Bath Tubs to the Square Mile
out in his Burg than you could find in
the West End Of London and more
Paupers and Beggars in one Square
Mile of the East End of London than
you could find in the whole State OF
Kansas. He said there were fewer
Murders in England because Good OPP
portunities were being overlooked.
He said he could Tip any one In
England except, possibly. the Arch
bishop of Canterbury.
1t was his unbiased Opinion that
London consisted Of vast Swarm of
melancholy Members OF the Middle
and Lower Classes of the Animal
Kingdom who ate Sponge Cake with
Seeds in it, drank Tea, Smoked Pipes
and rode on Buses, and thought they
were Living.
Standing beneath the ripping folds
of Old Glory the proud Citizen Of the
Great Republic declared that we could
wallop Great Britain in any Game
from Polo up to Prize-Fighting and
if, we cut down on the Food Supplies
the whole blamed Runt of an under
sized Island would starve to death in
a Week.
With quivering Nostrils, he heaped
Scorn and Contumely upon any Race
that would call Pie Tart. In con-
clusi6h he expressed Pity for those
who never tasted Corn on the Cob.
After he had gone up to the Bridge
Deck to play SWITCHBOARD, the Rep
resentative of the Tightest little Island
on the Map took out his Notebook and
made the following entry: Every
Beggar living in the States is a
Bounder and Braggart.'
That evening in the Smoke Room he
began to pull his favorite Speciality Of
Raging the Yanks on a New Yorker,
who interrupted him by saying: Real
ly know nothing about my own Coun-
try. | spend the Winter in Egypt, the
Spring in London, the Summer in
Carlsbad. and the Autumn in Paree."
So the Traveller afterward reported
to a Learned Society that the Typical
American had become a denatured Elk,
patriate.
MORAI-NO Chance
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DAISY FLY KILLER
No Longer Strain on Her Nerves.

For a week after Mrs. Wakefield
gave her colored cook an alarm clock
the family was awakened each day at
a. IN. by the clang of it's resound-
ing bell. At the end of this time it
was heard 40 more in the early
watches of the morning, but Mrs.
Wakefield fancied several times that
she detected the muffled sound of it's
alarm toward evening. When ques-
toned on the subject Dinah said with
a shake of her dusky head:
We'll, Miss Wakefield, nah nerves
ain berry strong, as yo' know, an dat
alarm clock jes' riled 'em all up.
kin stan it in de ebenin' fust rate.
but ter be woke up sudden upsets me;
so ! jes' sets it fo' de ebenin stead
oh de mawnin', an it goes off an
doan' disturb nobody"
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Thrifty Scot.

1t was hard-headed Scotchman, and
he was in conflict with that enemy of
mankind, the >jobbing gardener. The
question was the price of a barrow-load
of potting soil, which the gardener had
just wheeled in. The gardener de-
manded a shilling; the Scotchman Of
fered ninepence. why, sir" pleaded
the gardener, gentlemen pay me nine
pence when they come and borrow my
barrow and take away the soil them
selves" "Ye're no tellin' me?" said
the Scotchman. Then We maun jist
wheel that barrow-load back again.
I'll be room at yer place in ten NEE
nuteS"
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Bureau Closed to Women

Women can not hold any of the Of
fees in the bureau OF employment in
the New. York state department Of la
Dor. In consequence, many women
interested in social and industrial well
fare have registered an emphatic pro-
test. There is nothing in the law it.
self that prevents women from holding
Office, but the state civil service so
stipulated in a decision tardily an
nounced- AS the new bureau concerns
women as much as men, the women
think they have right to protest An
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"Cheap Jack" Got Some Satisfaction

"Cheap Jack" Got Some Satisfaction.
A cheap jack was offering cheap
clocks, finely vanished and colored,
and with a looking glass in front, to a
lady not remarkable for personal
beauty.
why, it's beautiful" said the ven
der
Beautiful, indeed look at it al
most frightens me-" said the lady.
Then, marm," replied the man, see
ing bargain impossible, you had bet
ter buy one that hasn't a looking
glass"
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Second Hand

II once read stirring romance Of
Spain written by man who had new
er been there"
That's nothing. I understand a
great many automobile romances are
written by authors who get the in
spiration from the advertisements I'm
magazines"
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FIoor-Wa 1kers.

Bacon see a reasonably active
man walks about 297 200 miles in "a
years, just walking about his house
and place of business.
Egbert-Of course, that doesn't In
clude men who have had to care for
restless children at night.
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Poor Plan. Indeed.

Little Willie persisted in bothering
the men who were planting corn for
his father. Willie" said one of the
men, IF you don't stop bothering us
Well put you in the corn planter and
plant you a little at a time" That
won't do you any good" laughed VIII
lie. IF you do that a whole lot of
little Willies will grow up and bother
you all the more"
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Hint to Mothers.

AS summer precaution every mo-
ther should commit to memory anti.
dOtes for the commonest poisons
known, especially those that it might
be possible for children to come in
contact with In addition to this mem
orize some methods for aiding drown
ing and injured persons.
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Why Worry?

She was very much in love with
him, and one evening, while they were
alone, she asked:
Frank, tell me truly; you have
kissed other girls, haven't your"
Yes replied the young man, but
no one you know"
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Womanhood until I
had taken Lydia E.
Pinkham's Vegeta-
bic Com poun d. I
would have pains if
i overwo or k e d or
lifted an y thing
heavy, and / would
be SO weak and ner-
vous and in so much
misery that | would
be Frustrated. A
friend told ma what
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She Needed Helm

Where is the fire hottest?' inquired
the beautiful lady
''On the next floor said the gallant
fireman.
Then maybe you would run up and
heat these curling tongs for me.
can't be carried out with my hair in
wisps, you know"
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Tie Reason Why.

Doris-He groveled in the dust ut
my feet
Dorith-How excitingi
Doris-For we were going to the
movies and he had dropped his dime.
Stanford ChaparrA
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Answered..

Stella-What would happen II an ir
resistible body met an lmmovable
body?
Bella-He would teach her to swim.
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effort is being made to have women at
least appointed on the advisory COM
mittees, and especially on the com
mittees of juvenile employment
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If it's easier TO preach than to prac-
tice it must be easier to be clergy
man than a physician.
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Tho New Fable of the Cousin Who Be-
came Cognizant Of Our Short
cominos.

came cognizant Of Our Short
comings.
On the deck of a Transatlantic
Skiff a certain Old Traveller, who
owed allegiance to George and Mary.
reclined on his Cervical Vertebrae
with a Plaid Shawl around him and
roasted Our Native Land
He told the American in the next
Steamer Chair that he had been I'M
able to get his Tea at the usual Hour
and out In that place called Minnie
Apples the stupid Waiter never had
heard of Bloaters for Breakfast.
Furthermore, he had not seen his
Boots again after placing them out
side the Door in Chicago
The Houses were overheated and
the Railway Carriages were not like
those at Home and the Reporters were
Forward Chaps and Ice should not be
added with the Soda, because it was
not being Done.
He was glad to escape from the
Wretched Hole and get back to his
own Lodgings, where he could go into
Cold Storage and have Joint OF Nut
ton and Brussels Sprouts as often as
desired
The Yankee cringed under the At
tack and then fully agreed with the
Son of ambitious Albion. He said we
were a new end crude People who did
not know how to wear Evening Clothes
or eat Stilton Cheese and our PoIiti-
clans were corrupt and Murderers
went unpublished. while the Average
Citizen was a dyspeptic Skate aff1ict-
ed with Moral Straoismus.
Then he retired to his State Room to
weep over the Situation and the Brit
isn Subject said. The American is a
Poltroon, for he will not defend his
own Hearth and Fireside."
A Cooks Tourist from Emporia,
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A good dressmaker can give WON
an almost as much pleasure as a
good bartender can give a man
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Fish is no good as brain food unless
it has something to assimilate with.
The Watertown weekly leader. [volume] (Watertown, Jefferson County, Wis.) 1912-1917, 1914-08-18

BY covering up their tracks some
men get credit for walking in the
straight and narrow path.
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WOMAN WEAK
And NERVOUS
Finds Health in Lydia E.
Pinkhaln's Vegetable
Compound.

Creston, Iowa -"I suffered with fe-
male troubles from the time came into
The Watertown weekly leader. [volume] (Watertown, Jefferson County, Wis.) 1912-1917, 1914-08-18

A wise man declines to take drinh
between drinks.
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AS the Trolley carried them toward
that portion of the City where Chill
dren are still in Vogue, they fell to
talking of the Future and what it
might have in Store for a Bright Boy
who could keep on the Trot all day
and sustain himself by eating Cocoa
Nut Pie.
The Comrade hoped to be a Vaude-
vile Actor, but the Kid said, after
some Meditation: During the past
Two Years l have mingled in all
Grades of Society, and | have decided
to round out my Career by being a
Deep-Sea Diver"
MORAL-A little learning is a
dangerous thing and a good deal of 1t
Is Suffocating.
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placed anywhere. at
tracts and kills all
flies. Neat, clean, or
namental, convenient,
cheap. asts all
seas son. n a d g OF
metal, can'tspillo or tip
over; will not soil or
DJure any t b In S.
Guaranteed effective.
All dealers orc sent
express paid for s1.0o,
The Cairo bulletin., 1914-03-19
Jb PAINS FROM
SORE, LAME BACK
Rub Backache and Lumbago right
out with small trial bottle of
0ld ST. Jacobs Oil.

Back hurt you? Can't straightcn
up without feeling sudden pains,
sharp aches and twinges? Now
listen, That's lumbago, sciatica o-
maybe from strain, and you'll get
blessed relief the moment you rub
your back with soothing, penetrating
st. Jacobs Oil. Nothing else takes
out soreness, lameness and stiffness
50 quickly. You simply rub it on
md out comes the pain. 1t is per-
tcctly harmless and doesn't burn or
discoor the skin.
Limber up! Don't suffer! Get a
mlll trial bottle from any drug
store, and after using it just once.
yol IL forget that you ever had back
ache, lUmbago or sciatica because
your back will never hurt or cause
any moro misery. It never disan-
points and has been recommended
for 60 years.--Adyt.
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KIDNEYS KEEP
BLbG0[R VEAL
2 - Its 80 fash &,aJ-72 eG
4-Hi.,ts r.si'tas
h6ts.

F5aE s-a rlaf.er weakness rr
uft Gaa a.,t atiL. SAYS d acted az
la..tf Ihe ttu-.s cl.|r lA's es
5rea ,ae t.a-e ae. pass Il GA tu =.
Bladder .a-ga & e.gsn sms.ls te
hr.ita-. asa .amt s;,,as u1ra
liiaS sus8.i5u Or ss;l.a
:h an icaat'rH al tae ar.t u H.
ti1,.tc-, oslia ain. Hao 90 g mh~
.taa ur taroe t.wes d1ri"~ tAa a.sht
rs af-y n faa-ta. areaa
tas at.r 20 NJ ea1sr uts VII
o@,dlas eensatt.u and is very gro
rice asa:fn, tAKc a dffirhy
pyoiJine H.
Bladder wraEncss mast lalSs a'
II. be Sc they can't control ur.aa
tioia, while it Is extrcmcly anao
ins ana Sometimes very raiatul. this
IS really ono Of tho nost simo'c al
ncnts to o%crc7mc. Get ab-ut fou-
ounces of lad Sails from your fAa;
macist and take q Tablespoonful II g
glass oil water before breakfast, caa
tinue this for ito or three days, I'll.
will neutrali1e the acids In n
urine so it no lonser is a s39roa 3D.
irritation 10 the bladder and urinary
organs which then act ujrIG@lY
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Both Phone G6


RHEI 32lu2 tbe SSEal'
a,.TAa s,al.e, IL .os's ~ h3t t''' '''i-
INTEREST," ine tha eaoGt ;hn 'anam'
canal While con sress s. 'oaside
IN. 'h.t aulject, news is broafh' .
4.tass nj oet tlat aaviga,!a2 of IT,
oaaal daring the nignt he. rs canaet
10 allowed, nj least fer some tiaie,
because oi the dense fogs that en-
veiop the canal about CulebTa Gu.
In the opinion of Capt Roaman OF
tho United States navy, who Is y
take charge CT the operation Of tha
canal. it wcs,ld be hazardous 10 nSI'-
gate lerra 5.oamships through thc
II. during ;Ac carly lonrS OF 'A2
rtorrinr when the fo- is ihickcF :
,n4l rules fo- fafe.v trn rlde. C9t-
tain Redmaa recently Dade trap
throiea the cut during these hodia.
Ito gays q. tai t.re the foG was @c
heavy that even q @rali launch had
% Slew Gown and feel rs way. hi5
oyuIanqtion # thr fogs is the dis-
ference between the temperature n
the Chaeres river as it flows doNa
through tho cat and tho surrounding
atmosphere.
Other difficulties may ibc found
and raredied before the navigation
OF the canal can be made safely and
expcai iously. Eut eventually Ame' !
can genius and skill will overcome
these. and passing through the canal
will be made as safely and expe IL
tia 80 passage through thG
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80 RIGHT At Vt
e-~-.a. and Eeiglbo,s in CaiT, Tii
5hov You 2 Way.

s-~-.3. and Eeiglbo,s in Cair, Vii
lhov You Q Wsy.
th- root ot the trouble.
Vuto,ng an arhlng hack may re.
Ueye It,
Bnt Wont cur- 81 IT iae kidneys
are weak
yoa must reaea the 70, of IL
the kidneys.
Reach The eau. s. the pain.
Begin al orC4 IN lfan's nd
ney Pills.
Are recommenr " thousands.
Here is statement from a resi-
dent Of this vicinity.
". H. Smith, Hasban St, Padu-
cab, Ky, says: Il --ered for
years from kidney trouo.v and wa-
steadily growing worse My back
ached constantly and there was pain
through my Lidneys. The kidney
secretions were Highly colored anu
proved that my kidneys were disor-
dereG. FiraHy began taking
Doau's Kidney PITS and TO my de-
light. they gave me prompt relief.
| continued until cured and during
the time which passed, ] have had
no sign Of kidney complaint"
For sale by all dealers. Price 50
cents, Foster-Mil5urn Co., Buffalo.
New York, sole agents for the
UniUd States.
Remember the name-Doan' s.
and take no other.
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Absinthc.

The principal poison In absinthe is
vegetable substance known as
thyion, 1t is found In wormwood.
which is used in making absinthe.
france is the largest consumer of alb
s!nthe taking more than all the rest
of Europe The consumption has been
steadily increasing, so that In 1911
over 100000 gallons of absinthe were
used in France.
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A cat has nine lives. An ADVERTISE
ment is more fortunate as it has
several hundred or several thousand.
In fact. it has SO many that 1t never
reallY dies.
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Too Obiiaina.

Conductor, can you tell me how
th't brakeman lost his flngcr?" asked
the inquisitivc woman. He seems to
be very nice fellow. 1t is pity he
r'gd be crippled" That's just 1t,
He is n coed fellow. He is
,liging that he wore his finger OF
ting out the scenery along the
Chicago News
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al's Nonr fcet
or what under
hc sun you've
tried without
getting relief.
just use "TIz."
"fl2' draws
out all the poi
sonous cxuda
ions which pua
up the feet;
'TlZ' is mag.
ical; "TIZ' is
grand "Tlzn
will cure vo,lr
DOT troRbles SO
The Cairo bulletin., 1914-03-19

F.nancicr What's all the hubbub
In the directors room Steno--
"Soue wise minority stockholC2r Just
found that the Office cat is on tho pay,
roil fer 5000 4 year under the name
Of T. Feline,
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qu.ll never limp Or draw up your face
pain. Your shoes wont scam tigh;
md Folr feet will never. never Errt or
get sore, swollen or tired.
Get % cent hox at any drug OF
department. stare, and gst relief.
The Cairo bulletin., 1914-03-19

Ambassador Page should remem-
her the wall OF Oliver Wendell
Holmes aud never again try to b.
as fanny as he can
The Cairo bulletin., 1914-03-19

Oh, yes; we all knock Villa and
Carranza and Huerta, and knock 'en
hard; you sec, distance lends safety
to tho situation.
The Cairo bulletin., 1914-03-19

Leadon authors have formed a
trade onion. Great relief to many
readers if they'd call a general
strike.
The Cairo bulletin., 1914-03-19

Those Texas rangers are having
the time of their lives trying not -
cross the border and reduce the
Greaser4 TO grease spots.
The Cairo bulletin., 1914-03-19

Roosevelt, N, Y, wants to change
its name to Providence, but theto
seems TO be nothing particularly
proYidential in the change.
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''IR' FOR TIRED
SORE, ACHING FEET

All what relief. No more tired feet
no more burning feet, swollen. bad smell.
ing, sWeaty feet. No more pain in corns
ealiouses or bunions. No matter what
The Cairo bulletin., 1914-03-19

' No, Uncle Dud, !. w. w. does not
mean will work; quite the con
trGry---l' won't work.
The Cairo bulletin., 1914-03-19

Hue.t2 must be q slow proposition
no never gets beyond "the verge oi
retiring.
The Cairo bulletin., 1914-03-19

Wonder If one of Wilbur Wrights
stGbiii2ers applied to Ambassador
"a ~ would make him fool proof?"
The Cairo bulletin., 1914-03-19

The tobacco trust is to have an
other desc OF dissolution. Getting TO
be regular treatment.
The Cairo bulletin., 1914-03-19

Did you come back c. an sll.steel
train" When the wairors and por-
tcrs finished puckinE Inc ! fcl- sure
that it was
The Cairo bulletin., 1914-03-19

Surgeon says there are no naughty
fhildren. There are some good imi.
tations at times, however.
The Cairo bulletin., 1914-03-19

The lawn mowers and dandelion
dtggers viii soon be taken out of the
tool shed.