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Iron County register. [volume] (Ironton, Iron County, Mo.) 1867-1965, 1914-05-14
The Differences.

A Waco heiress had Just announced
her engagement to an impecunious
Sicilian nobleman.
A fellow-congressman, knowing
Representative Henry's feelings on
the subject of International alliances.
showed Mr.. Henry this announcement,
and said with a laugh:
"Well, Henry, what do you think Of
that?"
The other heaved a mighty sigh.
In the olden days." he said, the
prince used to marry the beggar-maid.
Now the maid marries the beggar
prince"
Iron County register. [volume] (Ironton, Iron County, Mo.) 1867-1965, 1914-05-14
hls WORRY.

Clarence" said the American heir
ess hesitatingly, Il think that you
should be told at once how my father
made his money. Our business men
in this country have methods which
to one of your pure soul, whose motto
is Noblesse oblige,' cannot but"
Cease, Mamie, cease" said the young
lord reassuringly, tell me no more.
However he made his millions / can
forgive, for your, sake. But-er-has
he still got them all right?"
Iron County register. [volume] (Ironton, Iron County, Mo.) 1867-1965, 1914-05-14
SCIENCE NO TORTURE LICENSE
Philadelphia Judge Rules Cruelty May
Be Shown Through Aiding
Humanity.

Philadelphia--An important inter
probation Of Pennsylvania law on
~vfvisection wal made In the trial Of
DIR, Joshua q. Sweet, charged with
cruelty to dogs after operations, when
Judge F. Amedee Breezy in address,
ing the Jury in the criminal court
declared a person that is guilty Of
wanton cruel torture of an animal
shall be guilty Of a crime, even though
the cruel treatment be done for scien-
titic purposes.
Iron County register. [volume] (Ironton, Iron County, Mo.) 1867-1965, 1914-05-14

On one occasion o well-known pub
lie man described the act Of dying as
"a great adventure that must be much
more interesting than setting out for
the north pole" While few will agree
with him, It Is a great thing to know
that science has robbed death OF its
terrors, and has taught us that no
matter how much a dying person may
appear to be suffering, he or she. inn
mediately before death. a feel no
pain whatever.
Iron County register. [volume] (Ironton, Iron County, Mo.) 1867-1965, 1914-05-14
Solomon Not in II.

Two old Migrants were discussing
how wise the large-rimmed tortoise
shell mandarin spectacles made Magis-
trate Freschi look.
1T makes him look as wise as Sol
omon," said one.
Solomon amt in it." replied the
other, Gin them big cheeters the Judge
looks as wise as tree full of owls
New York World.
Iron County register. [volume] (Ironton, Iron County, Mo.) 1867-1965, 1914-05-14
Peculiar shower.

The village Of Kennaway, In Fife
shire, Scotland, Witnessed a shower OF
small frogs which fell in such num-
bers that. hopping into houses, they
had to be swept out in heaps. And
there have even been showers of sea
weeds--in ms instance the bare tree
limbs OF a town in England being
draped in winter with these marine
plants swinging weirdly in the breeze
Iron County register. [volume] (Ironton, Iron County, Mo.) 1867-1965, 1914-05-14
Had ii the Night Before.

well, Sis" said her brother at the
breakfast table as Agnes, daughter Of
the household, appeared at table,
heavy-eyed after she had entertained
a tiresome and late-staying admirer
the evening before, you look as II
you need something to keep you
awake"
Il do not" she responded YEARLY,
Il had It last evening"
Iron County register. [volume] (Ironton, Iron County, Mo.) 1867-1965, 1914-05-14
Tho Editorial usane.

The Club Duffer-Boy, we've made
another mistake--we're in the bunker
over the green.
The Caddie Presenting the use of
the pronoun)-so W. are, sir. What
price us for a couple O. proper bloom
in dud golfers, eh?-London Opinion.
Iron County register. [volume] (Ironton, Iron County, Mo.) 1867-1965, 1914-05-14
Girl WIN Become Chauffeur.

Chicago.-Finding an Office too
'stuify,' Miss Irene Bailey, twenty, OBJ
tained q state license to drive an auto
mobile and Is now seeking a Job as a
"chauffeuae."
Iron County register. [volume] (Ironton, Iron County, Mo.) 1867-1965, 1914-05-14

Chicagr-Because he laughed at
wo young men he saw kissing two
iris Jacob Morocowitz, eighteen, was
ts.bbed twice In the left shoulder.
Iron County register. [volume] (Ironton, Iron County, Mo.) 1867-1965, 1914-05-14

OF course It may be possible for .
man to bs honest and succeed in poll
tics, but 70 isn't necessary.
Iron County register. [volume] (Ironton, Iron County, Mo.) 1867-1965, 1914-05-14

The man who is ON the winning
side is most apt to preach the triumph
of right.
Iron County register. [volume] (Ironton, Iron County, Mo.) 1867-1965, 1914-05-14

The history Of humanity is an i'm
mense volume of mistakes.
Iron County register. [volume] (Ironton, Iron County, Mo.) 1867-1965, 1914-05-14

The hardest task many a man has
is trying to keep his dead past buried.
Iron County register. [volume] (Ironton, Iron County, Mo.) 1867-1965, 1914-05-14

The trouble with some people is they
have their work in one place and their
thoughts in another.
Iron County register. [volume] (Ironton, Iron County, Mo.) 1867-1965, 1914-05-14

Putnam Fadeless Dyes make nc
muss. Adv.
Iron County register. [volume] (Ironton, Iron County, Mo.) 1867-1965, 1914-05-14

Green-What! Fifty cents toll for
my auto! can go by the other road
for only ten.
Tollgate Keeper-Yep. This is the
highway,--Judge.
Iron County register. [volume] (Ironton, Iron County, Mo.) 1867-1965, 1914-05-14

Important % MetheFs
Examine carefully every bottle of
CASTORIA, a safe and sure remedy for
infants and children, and see that it
Iron County register. [volume] (Ironton, Iron County, Mo.) 1867-1965, 1914-05-14
RARE AUTOMOBILE BARGAINS

Rare bargains can sometimes be secured by mr.
chasing q car that has been rebuilt, new parts put
IN, and completely refnished, 80 the car can fire.
ing made in the price. The work Is done In our
own factory, you may be sure 1t is done right.
s%trators, show cars, etc, ranging in price from 1900 to
N,OW, with and without electric lights and starters.
MOON MOTOR CAR CO.. 400 N. Main St., 81, Louis
Iron County register. [volume] (Ironton, Iron County, Mo.) 1867-1965, 1914-05-14

combined. Don't forget that fuel saw
ing soon makes up the price of the
stove. That a cool kitchen makes
cooking easy, especially when striking
a match gives you your fire.
Iron County register. [volume] (Ironton, Iron County, Mo.) 1867-1965, 1914-05-14
A Boon to the Farm Housewife

NEW PROJECTIONS come In 2, g.
and I burner sizes, which Jour dealer
can show you. Ask him to explain the
special burner construction, how the
broiler broils on both sides at once.
and about the patented fuel reservoir.
reflled without turning of your FIRE.
Iron County register. [volume] (Ironton, Iron County, Mo.) 1867-1965, 1914-05-14

Be sure and seeths
latest model with tha
e THERMOS
oven, an invention
thatgiyesyou arrange
and freless cooker
The sun., 1914-08-16
ANNA HELD A PRINCESS?
MATS, NON, MONSIEUR
Knows Only Russian and Italian
Princes. So Can't Wed a
Rumanian.
Special Correspondence to THp srS.

PARIS, Aug. 5.-Anna Held left Paris
on the Orient Express for Bucharest on
the evening before the total breaking on
OF diplomatic relations between Austria
Hungary and Servia in order to he at
the Rumanlan Black Sea resorts in time
for six performances in tho height OF the
Caucasian season.
1t Is not known whether that evenings
Orient Express got through from Buda-
pest no Bucharest in time for Mile. Held's
contract TO stand unamendcd.
Just before starting she told The SUN
correspondent that a story TO the effect
that she was going TO marry Runanian
Prince and bring him back TO Paris in
her automobile ny way of Servla, Hun
gary, Austria and Germany wasn't so
true as the press agent who put it out
without her orders may have thought. be-
cause she doesn't know any princes ex-
cept one Italian and one Russian. and be-
cause she doesn't expect 10 fnd any Ru-
manian ones who will want 10 marry her
so badly as all that.
Anna concluded by refusing her man
ager's suggestion that she motor back to
Paris. On the ground that her automobile
is the only one IN the world that has
finely woven bug screens for all the win
dows Sha had these made here after a
sample from Pennsylvania Railroad
dining, car.
The sun., 1914-08-16
WOMEN HAVE STRANGE PETS.
One who Kept Two Lambs II eturned
TO Find sheen,

LONDON Aug. 6,-The craze for strange
animals grows stronger every day among
wealthy women. Snakes. pigs and mon
keys are domesticated as pets.
young countess has pet squirrel
which she keeps mostly In the pocket
of her sporting coat. She has to have
1t with her, as II bites most other per-
sons, particularly her governess. She puts
II 10 sleep by the easy process OF crossing
its paws one on each of its eyes, when it
rolls into ball and remains at rest as
long ~ she wishes.
A we'll known helress had two pet
lambs, which were always carefully
washed and dressed with pink ribbons
She went away from home for a long
time and when she returned she found
two sheep washed and dressed with rib
bons. Then she and the sheep parted.
The sun., 1914-08-16
SIR EDWARD GREY is NOW
ENCLANDS MAN OF THE HOUR
Minister for Foreign Affairs Has Gained Great Fame
by His Policy in War Situation

Perhaps the most Conspicuous figure
In British public life at the present mo-
ment. hardly excepting the King himself.
is Sir Edward Grey. hbe Minister for For
elgn Affairs. According to all accounts
he has gained great popularity in the last
few wseks-hrst by his efforts to prevent
the European war, and secondly. when
these efforts failed, by his insistence that
since the war was inevitable Great Brit
ain could not with honor remain out of IT,
John Morley said of Grey twenty years
ago: That young man will go far---he
will be Prime Minister some day" Glad
stone said OF the same young man that
he might be anything he chose, but that
he chose 10 20 fishing. Sir Edward has
not fulfilled Morley's prediction, but he
has climbed In the direction OF the pre-
mlership and he Is yet young. as English
statesmen go-52. Gladstone's estimate
appears to have been accurate. Sir Ed
wards only book Us not work on inter-
national diplomacy but an authoritative
treatise on fly fishing
Grey was educated al oxford and at 90
succeeded his grandfather in the baro-
netcy. As a very young man he was as
fond OF tennis as OF angling and won the
amateur championship OF England. At 20
he was elected TO the House OF Commons.
lie was Under Secretary of State for
Foreign Affairs from 1892 to 1895, and
nine years ago he was appointed to his
present position. Unlike many other
leaders In public life he is not a lawyer
He stepped to his present public post
from the craftsmanship OF the Northeast
ern Railway.
DOdRed House Of Lords.
Sir Edwards fondness for an active
life was shown when the present Cabinet
was being formed. 1t was suggested that
he should enter the House of Lords as a
peer of the realm. but he saw in that only
a step into obscurity and refused.
The Anglo Russian agreement of 1907 Is
regarded as the cornerstone Of Grey's
foreign policy. He arranged the meeting
OF the King and the Gear at Reval and
the Car was received in state at Cowes
In 1911 he gave hearty support TO Presl-
dent Tafts arbitration proposal Five
years before. at the time OF the Algeciras
conference over Morocco. he had done
The sun., 1914-08-16
TAXI DRIVER IS FRANCES KING
"John Ill.," of France Dies and
Brother Succeed.

PARIS. Aug. 5.-Another French King"
has Just passed into the beyond. He was
king John III. of France" otherwise
prince John Of Bourbon" nephew and
nearest male relative of Naundorff, the
spandau matchmaker, who claimed to be
the pauphin. child OF Louis XVI. and
Marie Antoinette.
In Holland King Johns" claim was
officially recognized. His widow. Madeleine
Emile, Is a doctors sister His only SUR
viving brother, the new King" 10 a taxi
driver.
The sun., 1914-08-16
72 Sample White Wool Skirts, $40 Value, So. .s5
STORE CLOSES AT S P. M.-SATl

Serges Cahcrdnos popns and wool crepes, white
trimmed silk hraids,
the latest lines. the samples of a leading
maker noted the his tailoring
In Of n kind seldom
aud waist length
The sun., 1914-08-16

much TO cement the understanding he
tween Great Britain and France
When the European war clouds were
forming a few weeks ago Sir Edward pro-
posed an ambassadorial conference of all
the Powers which might in the course
OF events he drawn into the controversy
lie Insisted that war If war there should
be, should be confined to Austria Hungary
and Seryia. But Austria and Germany
according to the dispatches. refused to as
sent. so the project fell through
These negotiations established Sir Ed
wards place as a peacemaker. His at
titude when the neutrality of Belgium
was threatened and France was about 10
be drawn into the struggle is no less In
tcrestirG. The following extracts from
his speech in the House Of Commons Au-
gust last illustrates his position clearly ::
1T may be said that we might stand
aside. husband our strength. and at the
end OF the war intervene with effect to put
things right and adjust them to our own
point of view. If In n crlsiS like this
We run away from those obligations Of
honor and interest as regards the Belgian
treaty | doubt whether, whatever material
force We might have al the end. It would
be of very much value in face OF the
respect that we should have lost
what About France.
"Tf we are TO say nothing at this mo-
ment. what is France to do. with her feet
in the Mediterranean. with her northern
and western coasts absolutely undefended.
at the mercy Of the German fleet coming
down the Channel TO batter her northern
coast?
Let US assume that Italy must depart
from her attitude Of neutrality AT a time
when We are forced In defence Of vital
interests TO fight ourselves. What would
he the position Of the Mediterranean then ?
clear trade through that area Is vital.
Nobody can say that within the next few
weeks there is any particular trade route
which may not he vital to this country.
What risks from the point of view OF
British interests would We not run by
maintaining our attitude of neutrality?
I'VE cannot proclaim an unconditional
neutrality. We have made n commitment
TO France which prevents us from doing
that. We have the question of Belgian
neutrality before us, which prevents us
from taking up the position of uncondi-
tional neutrality These conditions have
TO be satisfied and We are bound not to
shrink from the use OF all the force In
our power.
"If we do not take this line 7 believe
that we should sacrifice our respect, our
name and our reputation, and that we
should not escape the most serious eco
nomic consequences"
The sun., 1914-08-16

I'D" provisions OF the Dual Alliance
~. more obscure. Indeed, II Is remark
h'" ,'t' though quite twenty Ministries
'' SO h'ld ortice In France since the treaty
', Wv, signed, and though its terms must
\, ,1touy be known to great mum
~ of obscure politicians, not one OF them
~, h'i 'iravcd the secret. The only certain
'''' ShoHt the alliance Ia that Il must
The sun., 1914-08-16
Triple Alliance Is Def ~ sive.

Triple Alliance IL Defensive.
II follows from this that the alliance
must he defensive. for no Power would
agree IN advance TO give armed support
w another Powers diplomacy withou,
heing IN q position to influence IL. II fol-
lows too that great Importance will at
tt'h TO the actual commencement of hos
rltes. n either Germany or Austria
takes the offensive the terms of the alli-
ence appear to be imperative. As to
Ialy Il is universally understood that
sh' Is comparatively tightly bound-a
concession necessary in view OF the OBJ
,ecton Of Italian public sentiment to any
agreement with the hereditary enemy,
Austria
ltal|s partners, as tho German press
- wort 70 put II. are Germany and Aus
VIA nut shs is permitted to dance extras
NI'h Russia. Indeed the Car visited the
NNg o' Italy at Raccongl at time
"Aen Austro- Russian relations were so
strained that he preferred to make the
r'H0dahout journey through Germany
ralh'r than cross Austrian territory.
moreover, Italy either is or was per-
hited to dance extras with France. II
mas indeed been categorically stated In
tNpanatlon OF this fact that the Triple
NH'ahce ala not apply to the Mediter-
raucan.
''' - Nlilptt certainly correct, AT any
t'le up III 1912. We know, first. that
~ 1898 Italy stayed in the Concert OF
Europe when Austria and Germany with
,''W rather than put pressure on Turkey
IT the matter Of Crete and. secondly, that
lo Turco'Italian War did not affect
la'Neys diplomatic relations with the
o'he' Powers of the Triplice But a good
N'aI had happened and a good deal more
vas ABOUT TO happen when the alliance
was renewed In 1912. II is understood
.la' though Austria did not specifically
rreognIe ltaly's claims in Albania. she
redecd herself not to annex further ter
ton
Ine rivalry OF the two Powers was
n'''d apparent, and when Austria had
"n'' annexed Bosnia. and Italy Tripoli.
so'he such arrangement was essential n
,'e alliance was to continue at all.
halever the arrangement was II has
ood the strain Of the last two years
70 way very creditable to the diploma
t4Ats who framed IT,
Atlanta Georgian. [volume] (Atlanta, Ga.) 1912-1939, 1914-04-11
Willie Richie Now
Rules 1915 Choice
OverTOmmyMurphy

SAN FRANCISCO, April 11-Betting
on the Ritchie- Murphy match. scheduled
for Coffroth's Eighth Street Arena, on
the night of April II, took q sudden
squirt here to-day when a commission
of $1,000 was sent in on Richie to be
placed at the opening odds Of 10 to s.
The money was Immediately covered by
a Murphy enthusiast.
, why don't you hold out for the to
l that will be laid within the next few
days?' Intercepted q, bystander
Because. replied the Murphy man,
i think it is a to ! proposition that
there will be no such price laid. Muir
ply has done everything asked of him
in this part Of the country. It is all
right to talk Of to l and 10 to l.
but when it comes to putting down the
cold, hard cash, II Is another PROPOSE
ton. / think 10 10 is a liberal price
on Murphy, and l am going TO have
some more Of It."
Il am going 10 take no chances with
Murphy" declared Richie to-day. ~
am confident | can beat him, but
want to do II so decisively that there
will be no question about my victory
Murphy is the only dangerous man In
the lightweight division that / haven
disposed of. When [ get through with
him there will be no doubt about who
is entitled to wear the lightweight
crown"
Atlanta Georgian. [volume] (Atlanta, Ga.) 1912-1939, 1914-04-11

oils, at St Paul on April %. and on
April 20 he boxes against Denny Nc
Rea q Flint, Mich Wolgast viii re-
ceive Sl,7O0 for boxing Tillman.
Young Jack O'Brien. the East Pitts
burg lightweight, who was matched with
Cal Delaney at Youngstown for April
20, received word yesterday that the
match had fallen through,
Gus Christie is matched to box Tony
Caponi April 10, the night after he
boxes Buck Grouse at Duquesne Gar
den, Pittsburg.
Johnny. Dundee boxes kid Thomas in
Philadelphia tonight.
Kid Williams meets Dutch Brandt at
Brooklyn April "a.
Bantamweight Champion Johnny
Coulon has started training. He is being
assisted by Harry Forbes, former title
holder Forbes and Johnny were on the
outs for several years.
4 letter has just been received from
John Reiner, Jimmy Grants brother in
law. in Chicago. The entire Grant fam
lily wishes TO thank Jimmy's friends in
Atlanta for the grand attention shown
Jimmy while in Atlanta.
Jimmy Coffroth. veteran tight pro-
moter OF the Pacific Coast. in the dec
AIDE lie has been handling purses,
amounting TO a million or more dollars,
has followed a rule which has led to his
success. He says, Give every man
the seat his ticket calls for
Dan Morgan. manager or Battling
LeviuSly has decided to let Levinslly
fight Kid Kenneth. the California heavy
Weight for twenty rounds at Vernon,
Cal. on May II. provided OF course,
LeVinsky is successful i'm winning from
Jack Dillon, at Butte, Mont, on the
night OF April IA.
Although Jimmy Clabby took the box
Ing fans by surprise by sailing for the
AntpoGes, where he is to engage in
three bouts. it does not Indicate that
the Hammond 0nd) middleweight is
running away from George Chip or any
OF the other serious contenders for the
title. Clabby must be recltoned with
when the championship IS argued for
his work during the past year stamps
him as one of the best in the division.
The gross receipts OF the twenty round
draw fight in san Francisco last week
between Jimmy Clabby, OF Milwaukee,
and Billy Murray, the promising middle
weight, ~ California. amounted to Si0,-
55S. Cahby received S3t65. 30, while
Murray drew down Ss6SS25
Atlanta Georgian. [volume] (Atlanta, Ga.) 1912-1939, 1914-04-11
BMIN(J6Ne 5 5RS|5}ES

Local boxing fans appear very much
puzzled over this Al Mccoy party. who
stopped George Chip in one round the
other night. Mccoy has never been
heard of in this section of the country
and his victory proved one of the big
gest upsets In years in the boxing
game.
Mccoy halls from Brooklyn and has
been in the boxing game hardly a wear.
He recently was handed a neat lacing
by Joe Chip, Georges brother, the latter
taking the bout on as mere work. out
Jimmy Perry. who saw Mccoy in q
few bouts, says the Brooklyn ringman
is = very awkward fighter holding his
right hand and foot forward. According
to Perry, Mccoy Is but a novice in the
game, although he carries a terrific
kick in his lett hand II was with this
member that he laid Chip away with.
The Charlie White-WiHie Bitchie bout
scheduled TO take place in Milwaukee
on May 3, is already setting Chicago
boxing fans to thinking, despite the fact
that Richie meets Tommy Murphy in
San Francisco before tackling Charlie
Chicagoans are already conceding
Richie the victory over Murphy, but
they are not SO sure of the White ar
fair
Charles wonderful record in the past
year, combined with his great punch
ing pow er has made him a big faVorte
with the fans in his home city. They
also point 90 the fact that Charlie man
aged 10 pile IN a bigger lead on Ad
Wolgast than Richie was able 70 an
mex.
Dan Daley, The Newcastle heavy
weight has been matched TO meet big
Jess Willard at Buffalo Monday night
DALEY weighs go pounds. and Willard
is ten pounds heavier Daley recently
stopped Al Palzer in TWO rounds
They sure are getting it wAie the
. getting Is good, Charley White is the
latest boxer 10 secure vaudeville en-
Ragements. He Is doing a sketch with
Rudy CnholZ at a Chicago theater
Down New York way they say that
PHI Bloom has nothing on Jack Brit
ton and that Jack knows it, They are
both under the management of Danny
Morgan.
Matty Baldwin and Is O. Brown. OF
New York meet for ten rounds at Mon
treal, Canada, tonight.
As Ad WolEast's injured hand viii be
we'll in two weeks, his manager. Tom
Jones, has booked him for two fights
He meets Johnny Tillman, of Muneop-
Atlanta Georgian. [volume] (Atlanta, Ga.) 1912-1939, 1914-04-11
Clemson Triumphs
Over Mercer in Hot
Ten-Inning Battle

MACON, GA. April 1f-Errors at
critical times cost Mercer a inning
game against Clemson College, z to 3,
yesterday afternoon, Hunt. for Mercer,
and Gauden, for Clemson. pitched brill
liant ball, Hunt striking out eleven men
and only giving up four hits during the
nine innings. Gaulden struck out seven
men and gave five hits.
Clemson scored one run In the first
inning on base on balls and three low
pitches which got by the catcher. Mer-
Ger came back In her half with a run
on 3 base on balls to Sans and TWO hits.
In the third, Clemson scored two runs
on two hits and a bad error by the
shortstop Mercer evened up with two
hits and nm error OF Farmers hard hit
ball. Things went along with goose
eggs for both sides until The tenth in
ming when Clemson scored four runs on
three hits, three errors and a base on
balls.
The teams play again to-day.