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Kentucky Irish American. (Louisville, Ky.) 1898-1968, 1914-07-18
A MONEY-MAKING
OPPORTUNITY
A Stock That viii Pay a Divi-
dend on Its Capital the First
Year Of Doing Business.
An Invetment Safer and More
Profitable Than Bank or r. r.
Stock.

We know of a stock that guarantees
to pay a dividend on its capital the
first year of doing business.
4 IL is an opportunity well worth the
attention Of every man and woman hav.
a talisman to create fortune over
night, nor is IL a financial scheme des-
| tined to end in air. II is a sound bust
ness proposition endorsed by bankers
The stock offered for sale is in a
| financial organization founded upon the
safest business principles. The organ
izers of the Company have been in
I business for so years and are endorsed
| by bankers and others as men of hon
esty, reliability and experience in their
line.
To. those desiring further informa-
ton in regard to this Company a book
has been published, giving a history
of its organization and showing the
great and profitable field it will oc-
cupy.
that has and is paying enormous divi-
dends. 1t contains most complete facts
and figures relating to this particular
business and the astonishing dividends
paid stockholders. 1t shows how you
may become a stakeholder and receive
your share of the profits of this great
business. The stock of old-established
companies in this line is worth three
to eight times par value, and original
investors are receiving from 16 to 100
per cent. dividends.
This is the opportunity of a lifetime
to make a safe and profitable invest
ment, and worth the attention and in
vestigation of every conservative in
weston.
AS the selling price of this stock
will be advanced $3.50 a share in a
very short time, and as less than 1000
shares are available at the present SELL
ing price, those who wish to take ad-
vantage of this opportunity should
write at once for a copy of this book
to Livingston Sutton, Dept. Job, Box
434, Philadelphia, Pa.
Mr.. Sutton requests that no one will
write simply through idle curiosity. He
does not care to waste his time in USE
less correspondence.
Kentucky Irish American. (Louisville, Ky.) 1898-1968, 1914-07-18
SIMPLICITY IN GRADUATION.

Now that the sweet girl graduate
has retired from the field of her
scholastic attainments to the
worlds wider circle, or the more
sacred one of home, it might not be
amiss to speak the retarded word
for her sisters of the class of rs,
who next year will stand in her
place, smiling across the sea of
faces with wistful eyes into 1.-The
vision of the future far as human
eye can see." The word is one for
greater simplicity in gowning, in
functions, in everything that means
expenditure of money, which some
of that class of rs will find so hard
to obtain. There was a movement
started in some of the public schools
this year which our converts might
do we'll to emulate. The custom was
inaugurated of having the girls
make their own commencement
gowns, of some pretty, cheap ma
terial, in a modish but modest
style-a thing not impossible. Cath
Ollie educators and Catholic parents
young maidens in the beauty of
simplicity, anu 10 QuOJt speaker
at one of the commencements, to
make them realize that beauty I'M
adorned is adorned the most" The
lesson is not a hard one, and it
should be insisted upon. There are
many reasons for this simplicity.
Often the girl of moderate means is
forced, through the lack of moral
courage, to dress in style out of
all proportion to her means or else
to appear conspicuous. Often a
meal goes to buy the flowers she
carries and which are not at all
necessary adjunct to the pretty exer-
cises. Flowers and ribbon and laces
mean little to the rich, but to the
struggling parents who have to
provide them for a daughter for
whom they have already made vital
sacrifices to secure an education
they are the last straw that breaks
the camels back. More uniformity
and simplicity would help much, and
would indicate refinement and char
ity in the happiest of combinations.
And it is we'll to remember while on
this subject that not all the ex-
travagances of commandments are
monopolized by the girls.
Kentucky Irish American. (Louisville, Ky.) 1898-1968, 1914-07-18
BOTTLE TRICK.

This trick seems almost impos-
sible, but you can do 1t. Tie piece
OF Irvine securely around the neck
of a bottle, then lay a match on the
cork, hold IL firmly, bring the ends
Of the Irvine up over 1t and tie a knot
forming a loop. You may remove
the match to show that you have
simply tied loop. Then insert the
match through the loop. rest one
end on the cork and lay the Other
on the projecting edge of the table
when the bottle will swing clear OF
any obstruction.
Kentucky Irish American. (Louisville, Ky.) 1898-1968, 1914-07-18
CENTRAL vEREIN.

Pittsburgh is to be host to the
Central Verein convention this year.
It opens on August and continues
for four days. The Apostolic Dele
gate, the Most Rev. John Bonzano,
d. d., is to attend the convention.
He will celebrate Pontifical mass in
st. Paul's Cathedral on the opening
day, when Bishop Schrembs, OF
Toledo, will preach the sermon in
German. The opening meeting will
be held on Sunday afternoon in the
Music hall of the Exposition build
ing. where the Papal Delegate will
address the assemblage. About fiji
teen choirs from German Catholic
churches, assisted by an orchestra
Of thirty men, will render the musi-
cal numbers.
Kentucky Irish American. (Louisville, Ky.) 1898-1968, 1914-07-18
LONDON sUFFRAGETTE TRICK

A London policeman arrested two
suffragettes who were acting sus-
piciously near a church recently and
marched them toward the police
station, holding one by each hand
He was getting along all right de-
spite the struggle of the two mil
itants when a third woman APP
preached from behind and cut the
constable's suspenders. Either his
trousers or his prisoners had to go
and the two women escaped. The
bobby is being numerically "jol-
lied" and has applied to be trans
ferred to another precinct.
Kentucky Irish American. (Louisville, Ky.) 1898-1968, 1914-07-18

MACKIN COUNCIL. POS.

Meets Monday Evenings at Club
House, 344 North Twenty-sixth.
President-George j. Thornton.
First Vice President-John Ken
ney.
Second Vice President = Fred
Schiller.
Recording Secretary = John R.
Barry.
Financial Secretary-Will Cassin.
Treasurer-Sebastian Hubbuch.
Marshal-Raymond T.. Schott.
Inside Standardization Schott.
Outside Sentinel. e. Crater.
Executive Committee-F. G. Ad'
ans, George Simonis. Frank Geiler.
w. A. Link, Chas. Schiller.
Kentucky Irish American. (Louisville, Ky.) 1898-1968, 1914-07-18
DIVISION 4.

Meets Second and Fourth Mondays,
Bertrand Hall, Sixth Street.
President-John H. Hennessy.
Vice President-Thomas Lynch.
Recording Secretary - John ].
Barry.
Financial ecretary-Thomas ].
Langan.
Treasurer-Patrick Connolly.
Sergeant-at-Arms-Thomas Far
rell.
Sentinel-M. ]. McDermott.
Kentucky Irish American. (Louisville, Ky.) 1898-1968, 1914-07-18
STITHTON.

Horace Warren Brian, aged sixty
five years, one of the most prom
inent citizens of Stithton, died Tues
day of complications after a long
illness. He was a director of the
Peoples Bank and took an active
part in business and commercial life
of his section. He belonged to st.
Patrick's church and leaves his wife,
six daughters, two sons, one sister
and two brothers. He was one of
the wealthiest and mos, highly es.
teemed men of the county.
Kentucky Irish American. (Louisville, Ky.) 1898-1968, 1914-07-18
DIVISION 8.

Meets Every Monday Night, Eigh'
teenth and Portland.
President-John M. Maloney.
Vice President-Matt ]. O'Brien.
Recording Secretary - John P.
Price.
Financial Secretary-John ]. Hes
sion, Jr.
Treasured. ]. Dougherty.
Sergeant : at Arms = Martin J.
Kallaher.
Sentinel-Thomas Noon.
Kentucky Irish American. (Louisville, Ky.) 1898-1968, 1914-07-18
DIVISION 2.

DIVISION 2.
Meets First Thursday at st. Will
Jams Hall, Thirteenth and Oak.
President=C. j. Ford.
Vice President. J. Sullivan.
Recording Secretary = John T.
Keaney.
Treasurer-James Welsh.
Sergeant-at-Arms = j. Cunning
ham.
Sentinel-Thomas Harmon.
Kentucky Irish American. (Louisville, Ky.) 1898-1968, 1914-07-18
YOUR LIFE.


The average duration Of human
life is about thirty-three years. One
quarter of the people of the earth
die before the age of six. one-hali
before the age of sixteen. and only
agout one person out of each 100
born lives to sixty-five. The average
experience Of mortality shows the
expectation of life as follows:
At 1919 years longer.
At 2O-42 years longer.
AT 30-35 years longer.
At 40-2S years longer.
At 500 years longer.
At Cola years longer.
At TO- years longer.
At SOL. years longer.
At s0-1h years longer.
Kentucky Irish American. (Louisville, Ky.) 1898-1968, 1914-07-18
SOCIETY DIRECTORY.
A. o. H.

DIVISION I.
Meets at Falls City Hall on First
and Third Tuesdays.
observation-disclosures Tarpy.
Vice President = Henry McDer-
mott.
Recording Secretary Walter
Cusick.
Financial Secretary-Joseph Far
rell.
easurer-Thomas keenan,, Sr.
Sergeant-at-Arms-Tim Lyons.
Kentucky Irish American. (Louisville, Ky.) 1898-1968, 1914-07-18
VISIT TO ROME.

The venerable and Right Rev.
John j. Hennessy, Bishop OF
wichita, Kas.. is now en- route on
his ad limina visit to Rome. Pre-
vious to his departure he was pre-
sented with purse OF over s1,S0O
by the priests and people OF his
diocese.
Kentucky Irish American. (Louisville, Ky.) 1898-1968, 1914-07-18
CANADA CENSUS.

The religious census OF Canada
shows that one-third Of the Domin-
ion Is Catholic. and Catholics are by
far the largest individual denomina-
ton. Their present number Is
2,633.041 There are 74.664 Jews
and Ash Mennonites.
Kentucky Irish American. (Louisville, Ky.) 1898-1968, 1914-07-18
WILL SEE THE WEST.

Mr.. and Mrs. ]. B. Dant, Miss
Lucille Dant, Miss Rose Kearns, Miss
Ella Dant and Mrs. Matte Dant left
this week for months trip through
the West, visiting Yellowstone Park,
Santa Fe, Los Angeles and San
Francisco.
Kentucky Irish American. (Louisville, Ky.) 1898-1968, 1914-07-18

The doctor was paying visiting
TO one OF his PATIENTS young
mother.
you must let the baby have one
cows milk to drink every day, Mrs.
Burrell," he said.
Very we'll, doctor. II you say so.
OF course I will" replied the per-
Kentucky Irish American. (Louisville, Ky.) 1898-1968, 1914-07-18
RAPID INCREASE.

Germany is showing a remarkable
increase in the number OF births In
Catholic families and a decrease In
the number In Protestant homes, and
many critics predict that II is only
Kentucky Irish American. (Louisville, Ky.) 1898-1968, 1914-07-18
THEY ALWAYS HAVE.

Women can talk more than men
with less fatigue because their
throats are smaller and they tax
the lungs and vocal cords less.
Kentucky Irish American. (Louisville, Ky.) 1898-1968, 1914-07-18

Miss Mabel Carney has been APP
pointed TO train the high school
pupils In Minnesota TO teach in the
rural schools OF the State.
Kentucky Irish American. (Louisville, Ky.) 1898-1968, 1914-07-18
ARoHBIsHoP A JuBmARIAN.

Archbishop Riordan. Of San Fran
cisco, has Just entered upon thu
golden year Of his priesthood.
Kentucky Irish American. (Louisville, Ky.) 1898-1968, 1914-07-18

The flare skirt has been launched
and will be the innovation OF the
fall season.
Kentucky Irish American. (Louisville, Ky.) 1898-1968, 1914-07-18

question of time when Prussia
itself will be Roman Catholic.
Kentucky Irish American. (Louisville, Ky.) 1898-1968, 1914-07-18
NOTICE.

All persons having claims against
the estate II Ballard Cobb. deceased.
are notified 10 file same with nae.
proven according 10 law, ON or before
JAY 20. 1914. Il
ALFRED II. COBB. Adm'z
1904 East Main ~
WALLACE A. MeKA ~
0l6 Inter-S outl
The Brookings register. [volume] (Brookings, Brookings County, S.D.) 1903-1971, 1914-10-01

On Friday, the sophomore class unani
mously declared against hazing the
newcomers, thereby establishing a pre-
cedent for South Dakota colleges,
Hereafter, freshmen at this institution
may look upon those n year their
seniors as friendly c~o-operators and
persons to be associated with rather
than to be avoided at all times.
This action of the sOphomOTes came
partly as the result OF a conference
with President Perisho and Dean
Brown, both of whom were very desir'
Gus for it TO come about, and partly
on account OF a growing feeling among
State College students hat a cheer
harmony must prevail among the I'M
derclassmen if the student body is to
accomplish anything as a unit. The
booster spirit" prevails. and the vote
of the sophomores has the hearty en-
dorsement of faculty and upperclass-
men.
This new interclass ethics does not
mean that the freshmen will be allow
ed TO shift all obligations usually i'm.
posed upon them. They will still be
obliged to wear green caps, to abstain
from the delights of "fussing,' and be
subjected TO other minor rules laid
down for their guidance. The sopho-
mores and freshmen will still con
tinue a series of class contests
throughout the year for the purpose of
establishing class supremacy. These
contests are the bag rush, interclass
outdoor track meet, basket
ball tournament. and oratorical con
test, as originated by the executives
last year. This mixing Of brain with
in friendly class rivalry and the
elimination of the worse features in
hazing are expected to increase the al.
ready great booster feeling which pre-
walls at State College.
The Brookings register. [volume] (Brookings, Brookings County, S.D.) 1903-1971, 1914-10-01
OBITUARY

The Register is in receipt of the fol
lowing obituary Of Mrs. Louis Eber
lein, who passed away last week:
Johanna Marie Louisa Eberline, heI
maiden name was Janisch, was born In
Brandenburg, kingdom of Prussia
Germany, the 10Th of July, 1862, and
died of p%eritonitis, Wednesday, Sep.
TENDER 23rd, 1914, at 1901 o'clock a.
m. at the age of SO years, 2 months
and A days. In May, 1883, she came
to America and settled down in Grun'
dy county, Iowa. Here she was Joined
in the holy estate of matrimony to ner
now grieyed husband Louis Eberline,
September 10th, 1886, out of which
union ten children were born. Three
loving infants and one brave son hav-
ing died and gone before. In 1901 the
family moved to Brookings county,
s. D., and made their home on the
Mrs. Eberline was confirmed in the
Lutheran church of which she was a
member. She loved her bible and
read it in faith. Her last wish was
hat her children might all live a
Christian life. She was a loving
mother and wife, an inspiration to the
whole family, quiet in her nature, yet
had a sunny disposition, and was re-
spected by all who knew her. She
enjoyed good health, being sick only
once before when Herold was born, at
which time she was belfast for six
months. Monday, September 18th she
was plagued with toothache, after
which a stubborn disease overlook her
and manifested itself and with the
best of medical aid and nursing to pro
long her life. all seemed TO be in vain.
Her death was a divine command from
a loving God. She leaves to mourn,
her grieved husband, three loving sons
and three daughters; her aged mother,
three brothers, two sisters, who live
in Germany, and many friends. Inter
ment was made at the Bookings
cemetery. Rev. Z. H. Lewandowski of
White, at the request of the deceased,
oficiated, assisted by Rev. Bruce of
The Brookings register. [volume] (Brookings, Brookings County, S.D.) 1903-1971, 1914-10-01

A football squad of forty men is
working nightly on state Field" get
ting ready for the opening game with
the State University next Saturday
Abbott and Sheehan are coming
phenoms at punting. Coach Ewing be
lieves the colored center is developing
into a sensational kicker and will
show the DOWNSTAIRS some new
quirks with his accurate toe. Abbott
has practiced punting all summer and
is able to negotiate sixty-fve yards
with dependable regularity.
Fourteen monogram men appear in
regular daily practice, only three of
last years team not being present
Eidsmoe, Bushey and Chappell. Skad-
den, Hoover and Jennings are new
men who show great ability.
Skinner, who was a power on the
1912 team, is back again for practice.
H%oughton of the same team shows
promise of developing into a strong
player. Lynch. half miller at the Con,
ference meet last spring, and a strong
man in all features of the game, will
greatly strengthen States chances for
championship honors. Caldwell,
Stevens, Miller, Johnson, Weber,
Lakon, and Nelson are among
the stars of last years team who are
.contending for places this year. In all
prospects for States opportunity for
u%ndisputed championship seems to be
now, and her team is exerting every
effort to do what local football fans
expect of it.
The revised scedule of games for
State College is as follows:
Oct. 3-S. D. U. at Vermillion.
Oct. 10-Huron College at Huron.
Oct. 17-(Open.)
Oct. 24-Yankton at Brookings.
Oct. 31-Hamline at Brookings.
Nov. Huron at Brookings.
Nov. IN. d. U. at Bookings,
(Hobo Day.
Nov. 21-(Open.)
Nov. 26-D. w. U. at Mitchell.
The Brookings register. [volume] (Brookings, Brookings County, S.D.) 1903-1971, 1914-10-01

the Stars and Stripes, and underneath
them a white flag on which will be in
scribed the word "Inasmuch." The
state department is said to have learn,
ed that on inquiry from the ambassa,
doris of the warning nations that this
action would be welcomed by those
powers.
can not Brookings have a share in
this plan? If gifts for that purpose,
either in money or toys be left either
in Mr.. NeilIs Harness Shop, or at the
Rectory of st. Paul's Episcopal church
they will be shipped to the proper
place for sending on this vessel. Out
of our abundance can we not spare a
little Tor those suffering children to
whom Santa Claus will not come this
year unless we send him?
The Brookings register. [volume] (Brookings, Brookings County, S.D.) 1903-1971, 1914-10-01
OBITUARY

Thos. J. Austin passed away at his
home in south Brookings last Friday
evening. after an illness of a week,
The funeral services were held from
the home and from the Lutheran
church Monday afternoon, conducted
by Rev. H. Fosness the pastor, and
the remains we're inferred in the
Lutheran cemetery.
Mr.. Austin was born in Eggedale,
Norway, April IA, 1850. He came to
Albert Lea, Mimi, in 1876, living there
for years and then he moved to Brook.
ings county, where he had since re-
sided He was married to Anna John
son March IS, 1876, and thirteen chill
dren were born to them, of whom
twelve are living. He is also survived
by two sisters and two brothers. The
children are: Thos. Austin of Itaska,
Texas; Mrs. Theo. Krogh of Water
town, Mrs. II. Cotterman of Water
town; Mrs. Leo. Hurley of Mime
apolis; Otto Austin of Minneapolis;
Mrs. Clayton Fassett, Mrs. r. H. An
derson, Mrs. John Johnson, Mrs.
Elmer Erb. John Austin and Misses
Jennie and Lena Austin Of Brookings.
All of the children were present at the
funeral except Thomas.
Mr.. Austin was a kind husband and
father and a good neighbor and citi-
zen, and he will be sincerely missed in
the family circle and by his friends.
The Brookings register. [volume] (Brookings, Brookings County, S.D.) 1903-1971, 1914-10-01
DAIRY FARMING REDUCES
WEIGHT

The organism of the dairy cow is
especially adapted for handling bulky
field crops. On this account she is
especially suited for the farmers of
the central west and northwestern
states. The dairy COW can utilize a
larger per cent of the nutrients in the
form of bulky or rough feeds than can
any other farm animal, says Prof. Lar.
sen of the State College.
The three tons of hay and one ton
of grain will occupy a space equal to
about 1900 cubic feet. This large
volume the COW will transform OF
change into about 800 pounds Of butter
occupying only about FIVE cubic fee
of space or to a volume of concentrat
ed human food only 1885 as large. A.
stated above a dairy COW will consume
about three tons of hay and one ton O
grain OF an amount Of field crop equa
to about four tons. This the dair.
COW changes into about 800 pounds o
the most concentrated human foot
known. The heavy field crop is re
duced to . weight equal to 1-26 a
much. While these calculations can
not be accurate for all cows and TO
ali conditions. they are considered con
sentative. and point with a great dea
81 Significance to what the dairy GOV
Il able to do in the way Of changing
bulky and weighty held Drops into con
centrated human foods. for whicl
there il always ! ready demand a
high prices.
The Brookings register. [volume] (Brookings, Brookings County, S.D.) 1903-1971, 1914-10-01

class is TO be known as the Dorcas
Glass and have as their motto We're
in the Kings Business" Mr.. J. L.
Jarvis, who has been the teacher for
several years was unanimously elect,
ed to the same position in the new or,
ganization. Ice cream and cake were
served after the business of the even
ing had been transacted, a short time
was spent in social chat and all voted
thoroughly enjoyed.
The Brookings register. [volume] (Brookings, Brookings County, S.D.) 1903-1971, 1914-10-01
COUNCIL PROCEEDINGS
Council Hall,
City of Brookings.

City of Brookings.
September 10th, 1914.
City council met in special session
with Aldermen Gaukel, Hoy, Johnson,
Simmons and Youngburg present. The
mayor, c. A. Johnson, and Aldermen
Bartlett and Beals absent.
Alderman Youngburg, president OF
the council, called the meeting to
order.
Meeting called for the purpose OF
taking action on an ordinance entitled
An Annual Appropriation Bill for the
City of Brookings.
Ordinance was submitted and giveI
its second reading and on roll cal
Gaukel. Hoy, Johnson and Simmons
all voting Aye. President Youngbur'
declared the ordinance passed and ap
proved and became Ordinance Mum
Der AZ.
On motion council adjourned.
F. r. Youngburg,
G. H. Stoddart, President
Auditor.
The Brookings register. [volume] (Brookings, Brookings County, S.D.) 1903-1971, 1914-10-01
NOTICE TO CREDITORS
state OF South Dakota.
County OF Brookinss. IS.

state Of South Dakota.
County of Brookinss, IS.
In County Court.
II the matter of the estate OF August
T4skIIa. deceased.
Notice is Hereby Given by the under
signed Administrative of the estate OF
August Taskila, deceased; to the creditors
and all persons having claims against said
deceased to exhibit them with the necessary
vouchers within six months after the first
publication of this notice TO said Admins
tratriX at her residence in the Township OF
Lakcton, in the County of BrOokings and
state Of South Dakota, or at the office OF
her attorneys, Cheever & Cheever. at the
city Of Bookings, Brookings County, South
Dakota.
Dated at Brookings, South Dakota, this
10Th day Of September, 1914.
Sofia NJ. Taskila.
administrator of the Estate OF
August Taskila, deceased
Checyer & Cheever, Attorneys.
The Brookings register. [volume] (Brookings, Brookings County, S.D.) 1903-1971, 1914-10-01

First Presbyterian church-Next
Sunday morning the pastor will speak
from the theme: The Wisdom of
Prayer" Suggested by the appeal of
the President of the U. S. There will
also be communion Of the Lords Sup
per and public reception of members
and baptism and conservation of chill,
dren. In the evening the theme will
be: Education and Progress" This
will be a uniform service with other
churches. All the parents and young
people are urgently invited to this
service. Remember that next Sunday
is the day on which President Wilson
has asked all the people to assemble
in the church and pray for the peace
of the world.
The Brookings register. [volume] (Brookings, Brookings County, S.D.) 1903-1971, 1914-10-01
WITH H
CHURCHES

CThe items in this column are furnished
the Register by the press correspondents
OF the various churches and societies. All
churches and societies have the same
privileges In the use of this column
Baptist church-Morning service at
1870; evening service at 1870. Rev.
T. II. Hagen of Huron, will occupy
the pulpit at both services. Come out
and hear him. Sabbath school at
noon.
The Brookings register. [volume] (Brookings, Brookings County, S.D.) 1903-1971, 1914-10-01
CARD OF THANKS

We wish hereby to express our
hearty thanks 10 those who so kindly
assisted us during the sickness and
burial of our dear and loving wife and
mother, and especially to the teachers
and schoolmates of the Freshman and
Sophomore classes.
l.. Eberline and Family.