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University Missourian. [volume] (Columbia, Mo.) 1908-1916, 1914-02-15

Ii you want practice in news gath
ering. get roll OF paper and box OF
stenographer's pencils some afternoon
about the time you are supposed to be
saving wood for your own boss, and
start out on the trail of c. S. Lynch,
superintendent of buildings. If you
don't come in at night with far-away
expression on your face your name
will go down in history with one or
two other immortals, and you can
have a special reservation on the train
bound for Utopia.
you have had lunch and take seat.
Get out your roll of paper and sharpen
up your pencils. Over in one corner
you will see an instrument prOpped up
on three stills. Draw a rough sketch
of it on your paper and go out and
look up a pre-engineer. If he tells
you its transit. mark down 'one
level" When you have returned, scan
the shelves until you see a picture of
it; then if you have read Conan
Doyle's latest story, you will be able
to tell that Mr.. Lynch occasionally
lays out watermains and pipe lines.
Hello. Yes. this is Watson-I
mean Mr.. Lynch's office. Your power
is off? I'll let him know about it
right away
If your middle name is Scoop. get
busy. The man in the machine shop
in the rear of the otfice-the man
who turns out and repairs the intricate
in the numerous buildings
will tell you that Mr.. Lynch went
over to the new campus to look after
the laying of a pipe system. Hike
back to the Office and grab your para
phenalia But wait
Yes. this is the office of the super
of buildings"
This is Mr. MacKay. Out, Well. |
leave a note there for him to come
over this afternoon. Thank you
NOw's your chance. but
rs you Mr.. Lynch? Will you all |
fill this can with gasoline?"
Why. just step back into the ma
chine shop. That fellow over there
at the drill press probably will fix |
you up" But
Yes, this is Mr. Lynch's office"
University Missourian. [volume] (Columbia, Mo.) 1908-1916, 1914-02-15
SEVENTH COLUMN
Personal.

Some one observing person who has
waded through $. C. each time it was
printed. told us the other day that he
had found two jokes in it in the last
two months. We apologize, Assured
ly-also, Obviously-our purpose is
anything but humorous
University Missourian. [volume] (Columbia, Mo.) 1908-1916, 1914-02-15

With the above off our minds. we
respectfully call your attention to an
ad in which the headlines read Enjoy
Dancing in Your Home With an Edi-
son or Victrola." We've seen fellows
waltz with chairs. tables and stools
but wouldn't it be rather awkward to
pick up a heavy music box and tango?
A headline over a New Year story
says that "45 Followed the Dancing
Rector out of Church" Judging from
that, the preacher led the grand march.
At Cornell orders have been issued.
that anyone who has a cold, shall re-
port it to the Office Considering the
kind of report cold usually makes,
We don't envy the man in that Office
one bit. c. Me.
University Missourian. [volume] (Columbia, Mo.) 1908-1916, 1914-02-15
FOR RENT,

FOR RENT-One single room, Sec
ond floor. 3 windows. Also one half
room. Prices reasonable. Call SOC
Missouri Ave. Phone 525-White.
122)
University Missourian. [volume] (Columbia, Mo.) 1908-1916, 1914-02-15

FOR RENT-To young men. Six
rooms with or without board. 1IO6
Paquin avenue. C22)
University Missourian. [volume] (Columbia, Mo.) 1908-1916, 1914-02-15

LOST-LOwer part of Schaefer
fountain pen between Gordon Hotel
and Sampson Hall. Finder please
phone S57-X. 12D
University Missourian. [volume] (Columbia, Mo.) 1908-1916, 1914-02-15
LOST.

LOST-A silver cigarette case. Re-
turn to Missourian office. Reward
tl15 tO
University Missourian. [volume] (Columbia, Mo.) 1908-1916, 1914-02-15
WANTED.

WANTED-A good secondhand
baby walker. Noel Z. Edwards. Phone
67S White. 019)
The day book. [volume] (Chicago, Ill.) 1911-1917, 1914-06-17

the court house to the postofice and
return, as result of the governors
race. Jim Howell, the strawberry
haired pilot of Route 8, will be the
passenger in the barrow, and Fem
ner Hall-the only Fenner-wfl fur
nish the motive power. Don't miss
this spectacular stunt-.it will be
worth coming miles to see.-Geneva
(Ala.) Reaper.
The day book. [volume] (Chicago, Ill.) 1911-1917, 1914-06-17
BITS OF NEWS

ID - vi NE Wa
DR.. r. J. BIake's home, 5453 S.
Halsted st., entered. $3.50 dentists
gold taken.
John Thomas home, 2719 Belmont
av., looted. $50 stuff gone,
Andrew GIott arrested. Wanted in
Butte, Mont, for alleged $4,000 theft.
Sigmund Reich, 347o Forest aV., q,
fell into manhole. Severely cut.
Geo. Luceg, 1922 Princeton aV.,
fell from elevation of c., R. l. & P.
Railroad. Badly injured.
Matt White, owner of Log Cabin
saloon, 331 S. Clark St, arrested.
Booked as disorderly.
Delegation of $50 aldermen, public
officials and business men of Edmon-
ton, Canada, due today.
DRY" resolutions adopted at Wo-
mems convention.
Miss WilheImina Manierre eloped
with Bunny" Rogers, former uniVer-
sity football star.
John Ries, II, Evanston, shot in
eye by Stanley Shelney, Is.
Divorce suit by John p. Wilson
against Eloise S. Wilson on statutory
charges dismissed.
Roy Folsom, 6454 ParheII av., miss
ing since Oct. 4. Wife will lose Gus
tody of 18-months-old baby if he fails
to return.
Town administration of Lake For
est smashed in quarrel over school
fire. Postmaster and alderman magis-
trate have filed cross charges for dis
orderly conduct.
Quo warranto proceedings may be
started by policemen to prevent dog
catchers, police operators and drivers
from sharing police pension fund
The day book. [volume] (Chicago, Ill.) 1911-1917, 1914-06-17
LINDSEY TALKS OF COLORADO


Judge Ben Lindsey told the women
delegates at the General Federation
of Women's Clubs something about
conditions in the Colorado mine war
yesterday.
1--WE are never going to end the
struggle there, " said Judge Ben Lind
sey at the conclusion. of his speech,
unless we change our laws so hui
man rights and justice viii lbe con-
sidered above that of property. Men
must prepare to meet the coming
conflict An industrial problem is so
much a menace to US that the women
as well as the men must see that we
come to a real understanding of it's
seriousness before there will be any
improvement"
The day book. [volume] (Chicago, Ill.) 1911-1917, 1914-06-17

THE EoRiMER BANK TROUBLE
Bank Examiner Harkin intimated
he might ask receiver for LaSalle
street bank
State Auditor Brady refused to talk
about Harkin's report
States Attorney Hoyne says he will
not interfere unless actually called
upon to do so. 1--we received no COM
plants from depositors," he said.
Bank Examiner Harkin will pre-
sent report on Lorimer-Munday
banks to State Auditor Jim Brady to-
day.
All city funds deposited in the clos
ed banks are safe. Bonding COM
panies sending checks.
A, report has been spread that the
bank will only pay 40 cents on the
dollar. ....
Depositors of the Illinois State
Bank met in Callahan & Galatians
law Office to discuss plans for reor-
ganization. May join clearing house.
William H. Tholen, Jr., cashier of
Illinois State Bank, asserted that
VIM. Lorimer, Jr., paid for all his
shares.
Attorney General Lucey arrives to-
day.
The day book. [volume] (Chicago, Ill.) 1911-1917, 1914-06-17
cHoo-cHoo!

Next Saturday at 2 O'Clock there
viii be wheelbarrow rolling from
Northern Wisconsin advertiser. [volume] (Wabeno, Wis.) 1898-1925, 1914-10-30

letting cattle out onto fresh pasture
particularly clover in the early morn
lug when there is frost or dew. Inns
causes bloat If stock is not used TO u.
Bloat is the putting up OF the pauhen'
caused by gas from fermentec iooo.
If not allowed to escape, death VIII re-
suit in a short time. In MID cases
Dive physic or carefully insert hose
into the mouth aud down the gullet
and keep the mouth open. Animals
should also be kept moving. In eA-
treme eases tapping must be resorted
to. Insert the small blade OF KNIFE
in the center of the hollow IN front OF
the point of the hip bone and turn the
blade crosswise of the cut to hold 1t
open. Don't hesitate, but attend TO It
at once in bad case.
Northern Wisconsin advertiser. [volume] (Wabeno, Wis.) 1898-1925, 1914-10-30
COUNTY SEAT NEWS
From The crandon Republican

From The Crandon Republican
Two of the prisoners in the Forest
county jail made their esape sometime
Thursday night.
The Jail breakers were Polack, ar
rested few, weeks ago In the
town of Hiles for robbing a lumber
jack of his roll" and a fellow
named Thompson, sent up for six
months on a charge of disorderly con-
duet and 'sassing" the justice before
whom he was tried.
The two men sawed the bars over
the entrance to the cold air fiue that
leads from the corridor to the roof of
the jail, and then crawled through to
the roof. They then tied blankets to-
gether and dropped to the ground.
1t is supposed that the men manu-
featured saw from a case knife and
probably had been some time in cut
ting the bars.
The standing timber en- the Keshena
1DO1dn T6SSfVdblOA SOuOu VI S1oAlo
is being estimated. A crew of about
fifty men have been at work for the
past two or three weeks, and they
have made good start, but it is ex-
pected that it will take nearly six
months to complete the work. Supt..
Nicholson has some very good men on
| the Job and there are several estima-
tors and other men. They have their
camp right in the woods and they are
making thorough job of it. Some
men, who are up in the lumber bust
ness, believe that there is more stand
ing white pine on the Menominee res
ervation than any place in the Unite 9.
State 1t is certainly worth a great
deal of money.
Messrs John Lewis, w. B. Macarthur
Northern Wisconsin advertiser. [volume] (Wabeno, Wis.) 1898-1925, 1914-10-30
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HEALTH is WEALTH

| wish that | knew and could give
you formula by which everybody
could secure an abundance of health
without cost.
| wish that | knew of means
of turning poverty into richness;
dirt into cleanliness; darkness into
light 7 wish there were a univer-
sally accessible means of transform
ing excessive heat into moderate cool
ness and bitter coldinto gentle warmth
accessible to all without money or
labor cost.
1t can't be done!
Takers Of old, and perhaps some
honest Investigators, sought the philos-
opher's stone by means of which base
metals might be transmitted into gold.
Dreamers had visions of spring or
fountain through which only the ener-
gy required to battle would secure per-
petual youth.
Moderns purchase gold bricks and
green goods seductively represented to
transmute small coins into fabulous
wealth.
Otherwise intelligent individuals still
persist in their efforts to secure a
wealth of health by penny expendi-
ture
1t can't be done!
+
payl
But the purchase need not be through
gold, silver and currency! Cash is but Il
cheap and convenient medium of ex-
change.
Have not the brains and energy of
inventors transformed the energy of a
waste babbling brook into a mighty,
concentrated force to drive machines
and transform poverty into riches;
dirt into cleanliness; darkness into
| light?
That sounds like paradox, like a
contradiction; but it is not. Someone
pays when he gathers waste energy,
harnesses it and works it.
BY the. expenditure of brain and
muscle energy, and by the expenditure
of money, people have robbed heat and
cold of large measure of their suffer
ing, disease and death. Inventive
genius is making cleanliness and LIGHT
relatively cheap, and the pauper of to-
day enjoys luxuries beyond the reach
of kings of century back.
There is enough energy and wealth
going to waste all about us to make
health common property.
A nation which can provide for the
education of every citizen can and will
provide for the health of every citizen.
Cities which can build beautiful IL
braries and dignified churches, can build
simple, cleaa hospitals and dispense
ries. If fire and violence can be robbed
of their terrors by Well-trained, we'll
equipped firemen and policemen, avoid
able disease and death can be robbed OF
their terrors by well-equipped SAM
tary squad.
But someone must pay.
Northern Wisconsin advertiser. [volume] (Wabeno, Wis.) 1898-1925, 1914-10-30
AGRICULTURAL COLUMN.
By JOHN SWEETHEART.
FARMERS MEETINGS.

Through its Agricultural Represen-
tative, the College of Agriculture will
hold meetings and assist with local
programs in-school- houses and other
meetingplaces throughout the county
The various problems in the cause of
better farming will be discussed We
want more and better stock and pure
seed We need toknow about alfalfa.
Farm building Suggestions, care and
management of the orchard, dairy i'm
provement, spraying and poultry care
are some of the subjects which are of
vital interest to the farmer Does your
business of farming pay? Do you know?
The programs will be illustrated
with charts and lantern slides and To-
cal people will be encouraged to help
with the program. We want the whole
family out especially the boys and girls
as they are the farmers Of tomorrow.
We must get together and learn to
work that way. We want more think
ing people on our farms.
Our town and city friends are well
come and thew should make use of the
chance to get in touch with the real
conditions on the farm.
We aim to cooperate with schools
and local people and if you want help
with a local program call on US. If you
want meeting before we get to it
just make your wants known.
Northern Wisconsin advertiser. [volume] (Wabeno, Wis.) 1898-1925, 1914-10-30
WHEN COWS HAVE MILK FEVER
By DIR. A. S. ALEXANDER

tacks. Here they are:
Keep the stables clean, light, well
aired and comfortable. Give the cows
abundant exercise and light laxative
feed before calving time. Avoid pam
pering Do not milk the udder out
clean for a. few days after cleaning.
Some allow the calf to take most of
the milk
If one of your cows is attacked, de-
spite these precautions, she usually
may be saved by the following treat
ment:
Initiate the udder with sterilized air,
after stripping the milk away. Do
this s. means of a special instrument
for ths purpose. If such an instrument
cannot b. had initiate with sterilized
milking abe attached to one end of a
small, clean rubber tube, fitted to a
clean bicycle pump. Tie tapes around
| the teats to retain the air. inflammation
of the ud6er (gargct) may be caused
If great care is not taken to perfectly
sterilize the instruments used for the
operation. Also wash the udder clean,
The cow usually will get on her feel
soon after the uddsr is inflated.
Don't give the COW medicine through
the mouth while she is unconscious.
She cannot swallow and SO the fluid
may choke her.
i Don't allow the COW to lie upon her
side as she will bloat and die. Keep
her propped up on her chest.
Don't allow any dirt or foreign mat
ter to infee, the udder. Ii the cow il
weak after she regains consciousness
give her alcoholic stimulants in the
oatmeal Cruel.
Northern Wisconsin advertiser. [volume] (Wabeno, Wis.) 1898-1925, 1914-10-30

Stock owners should be careful aAou
Northern Wisconsin advertiser. [volume] (Wabeno, Wis.) 1898-1925, 1914-10-30
SOMETHING TO THINK ABOUT.

Why are our neighboring counties
taking in many new settlers while we
get but few? We know that their soil
and climate conditions do not equal
ours yet the fact remains. Can. we not
have enough faith in our own enter
prises and resources to back them
When the stranger comes to town he
often hears the knocker and his con-
clusion must be that the town is dead
or the country unproductive. Give the
stranger the glad hand. Let him see
that we believe in our country. Boost
for home The best boost for any
country like ours is prosperous farm
community. Cooperation between coun-
try and city must come if either is to
be successful. Help do your part by
giving more than the goods you sell
over the counter. Make the farmer
realize your willingness to work with
him and there will be less business with
Shears and Sawbuck.
Northern Wisconsin advertiser. [volume] (Wabeno, Wis.) 1898-1925, 1914-10-30

by virtue of and pursuant to judgment of said
circuit court in the above entitled action, which
was rendered and dated May l9. 1900 and an ex-
ecuton issued thereon out of the said court on the
18th day of September. 1914. said Judgment hav-
ing been docketed in the circuit court of Forest
county February 6. 1909. shall expose for sale
and sell at public auction in front of the Town
Hall at Wabeno, in said Forest county Wis, on the
4th day of December 1914 aeehe hour of two clock
p, of that day, one traction engine. one port
able saw mill and one paner subject to chattle
mortgage, or much thereof as may be sufficient
to raise the amount due to me plaintiff for princi-
pal interest and COSTS together with the disburse-
ments of sale. and if said personal property is not
sufficient to satisfy said judgment. shall expose
for sale and sell at public auction at the same
time and place the following real estate:
Lots numbered two and three all in section
four 4. township numbered thirty-four "a north
range numbered fourteen Ia east in Forest coun.
ty. wisconsin,. containing one hundred and -four
and IS-l00 Ilo4 Isl acres more or less or so much
thereof as may be sufficient to raise the amount
due to the plaintiff for principal. interest anc
costs together with the disbursements of sale.
Dated Wabeno. Wisconsin. October ID 1914
GUIDO STEMPER.
Deputy Sheriff. of Forest County. Wis
Quarles Spence & Quarless
Plaintiffs Attorneys
Northern Wisconsin advertiser. [volume] (Wabeno, Wis.) 1898-1925, 1914-10-30

real newspaper must be something
like the apostle had in mind when he
said, BE all things to all men," The
reporter may not be personally
champion of card parties, baseball,
dances, or other amusements, yet they
must be recorded; neither is he nsces-
rarily church member because he
mentions the good work of revivals:
savors all reforms; advocates morality
and the prohibition of the liquor traf-
fic, but prints all the news. Personal
quarrels, scandals, or ordinary drunks..
are not news.-Ex.
Northern Wisconsin advertiser. [volume] (Wabeno, Wis.) 1898-1925, 1914-10-30

Fred G. oeflein. Plaintiff,
Northern Wisconsin advertiser. [volume] (Wabeno, Wis.) 1898-1925, 1914-10-30

Petitions are being signed in Oneida,
Price, Ashland, Rusk, Iron, Sawyer
and other northern counties which will
be presented to the legislature praying
that a closed season for deer for two
years. Sportsmen of these northern
counties claim that the deer will be-
come extinct in a few years unless
some protection is given to these game
animals.
Northern Wisconsin advertiser. [volume] (Wabeno, Wis.) 1898-1925, 1914-10-30

and Mr.. Treadwell of Amigo were here
Friday and inspected the plant OF the
wisconsin Fruit Package Company,
now idle. In connection Herewith IS
a rumor that the plant will De moved
from Crandon, or put in operation mere
the coming winter.
craw of s'Bohonks" working tor
n.orse e Treadwell buy their bread IN
Chicago and have it shipped to Gran
don bv freight, The loaves are dark
in color and the crust is as hard az the
she'll of a cocoanut, but the bread IS
said to have remarkable staying quail
tiles.
Indian Agent Bennett of Carter was
hara last Saturday finishing up the
government purchase of large tract
of land about Wabeno and Laona'
which will be pareelled into homes
and farms for Potowatomie Indians
whom the government will send there.
Ed Wolfgram has recently built
eleven dwelling houses at LenoX
to be rented to his employees,
for whom he will have many years
work in the mill. the woods or on the
farm. Among other improvements is
blacksmith shop. Also, he has been
mindful of the children, having estab-
flished a merry -go-round for their
amusement. Forest Echo.
The Echo says: Last Sunday night
9s chickens were stolen from the coop
of Mrs. a. Quade, who lives IN the
north part of the city,
Northern Wisconsin advertiser. [volume] (Wabeno, Wis.) 1898-1925, 1914-10-30

Andrew Mueller Emma Mueller, Mary Straub,
William Frankfurth Hardware Company, Albert
SPEECH and Jesse c. Bradley. eo-partners; John
Ryan Job Mills. Rudolph Gumz. Joseph Schaaf
and Julius Michels, co-partners; Defendants.
Northern Wisconsin advertiser. [volume] (Wabeno, Wis.) 1898-1925, 1914-10-30

First publication Oct %; last pub Dec A. 1914
MILWAUKEE, COUNTY
Honolulu star-bulletin. [volume] (Honolulu [Oahu, Hawaii]) 1912-2010, 1914-06-26
SEEKS
MISSING SPOUSE
IN THE ISLANDS

Fond Of strolling in secluded and
leaf canopied pathways. a frequenter
OF public libraries, reading rooms and
the quiet haunts of chess players" are
a few OF the directions offered Sheriff
Charles Rose by Mrs. J. A. Shelton OF
Los Angeles, California, who seeks to
gain knowledge regarding the where
abouts of her husband. who is alleged
to have left the woman and family
and Is now believed to be a dweller in
the Paradise OF the Pacific
Mrs. Shelton has also advised the
local police department that her way
faring spouse had embraced the bap-
fist faith and had been regular at
tendant at one OF the places OF wOr-
shin in the City of the Angels.
Shelton Is described as American,
4S years old, 81. $50 lbs. medium COM
plexion. gray eyes, brown hair which
is getting thin, one gold tooth in front,
smooth shaven. Wore gray suit. light
gray hat. black shoes. This man has
been suffering from nervous break
down. Has been missing from his
home. 1907 Crown Hill avenue, since
April 80 1914.
Sheriff Rose is asked to seek for
Shelton in the various, parks and
breathing places Of the city. The wife
takes this opportunity to inform the
Honolulu star-bulletin. [volume] (Honolulu [Oahu, Hawaii]) 1912-2010, 1914-06-26

local officers that Shelton was not the
kind OF a man who would be found
loite ring about the great white way OF
any city. or would he be found in any
questionable resort.
In addition to setting a watch for
the elusive Shelton at the public
parks. Sheriff Rose is now considering
the proposition of detailing a number
of his handsome young men to at
tend services at the several Of the
city churches. while the Young Mems
Christian Association chess club will
not be overlooked in the search of
the much wanted husband and father.
Honolulu star-bulletin. [volume] (Honolulu [Oahu, Hawaii]) 1912-2010, 1914-06-26
THE NIGHT BEFORE SMOKER"

The Night Before Smoker" is the
title OF a meeting to be held by the
Commercial Club in its rooms the
evening of July 3. The following in
vitation. is being forwarded to mem,
hers:
There will be given at the CONNER
Cial Club of Friday. July 3rd. 1914.
THE NIGHT BEFORE SMOKER
at which Members and their Friends
will enjoy a Dinner Worth Dollar and
a Show Worth Five, all for the Dollar.
Singing. Clog Dancing. Monologues,
Violin Solos, a Hawaiian Orchestra
and the Goodly Fellowship Of Good
Fellows.
Tables will be reserved for members
and their guests up to noon of Thurs
day. July 2.
ENTERTAINMENT COMMITTEE.
Honolulu star-bulletin. [volume] (Honolulu [Oahu, Hawaii]) 1912-2010, 1914-06-26

Admiral and Mrs. C. B. T. Moore.
yesterday received word Of the death
of the brother of the latter. Hon. w.
C. Johns, in San Francisco. His death
was unexpected and the news proved
a severe shock to Admiral and Mrs.
Moore
Honolulu star-bulletin. [volume] (Honolulu [Oahu, Hawaii]) 1912-2010, 1914-06-26

For more than q
quarter OF q CEN
tury SHAc has been
the favor1te remedy
for headache and.
neuralgia.
Taste1ess-certa1n
II doses-25 cents
Ask your druggtst
Tor SHAc
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