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Albuquerque morning journal. [volume] (Albuquerque, N.M.) 1903-1926, 1914-08-05
THE DEAD DOG.

katherine Lee Bates.)
Lowly the soul that waits
Al the white. celestial gates,
A threshold soul to greet
Beloved feet.
Down the streets that are beams of
sun
Cferubim children run;
They welcome It from the WALL
Their voices call.
But the Warder saith: NAY. this
Is tho City of Holy Bliss
What claim canst thou make good
TO angelhood ?"
joy answereth 1t, from eyes
That are amber ecstasies.
Listening, alert, elate.
Before the gate.
Oh, how the frollc feet
or lonely memory beat
What rapture in run
'Twixt snow and SUM
Nay brother of the sod.
What part hast thou In God?
What spirit art thou OFF,
II answers. Love
Lifting its head. no less.
Cajoling a caress,
our winsome collie wrath.
Then in glad faith.
The door will open wide.
or kind voice say: Abide,
A threshold soul to greet
The longed-for feet
All, Keeper OF the Portal,
If Love be not immortal,
II JOY he not divine,
What prayer is mine?
Albuquerque morning journal. [volume] (Albuquerque, N.M.) 1903-1926, 1914-08-05
The St0rytelIers


Senator Hitchcock was talking about
the Sears divorce suit in New York,
wherein 1t was claimed that Mrs Sears
was jealous of her husbands work
Lucky the wife" he said who
has nothing but her husbands work to
he jealous of What do American
wives want anyhow? Do they want
husbands AS lazy as Tom Tuck"
He laughed harshly. Then he re-
sumed:
Tom Tuck was my schoolmate in
my native Omaha. He was the LATEST
boy you can imagine ON some pre-
text or other he could always dodge
work. tla
"The teacher one day told Tom to
write full and exhaustive compost
ton on a game of ball You wouldn't
think Tom could dodge that job eh -?
Well anyhow. he did. And the com
position he turned in read.
Game postponed account rain "
Albuquerque morning journal. [volume] (Albuquerque, N.M.) 1903-1926, 1914-08-05
Taking His Cue.

A small street urchin from the city.
who was spending some time in a
fresh-air camp, was the source OF
much entertainment to members OF
the family Mt farm where he fire.
quently called for milk and apples.
"Whaddye think about the young
ster anyhow" the farmer asked his
wife one evening.
Hes a nice little fellow" the wife
replied. but | can't Just make him
out
How make him out ?"
Every time grampaw sneezes
isch, that boy allus laughs and
yells Ia Bibblel Judge
Albuquerque morning journal. [volume] (Albuquerque, N.M.) 1903-1926, 1914-08-05

Looking AT some Of the quaint
scarccrows who elt for hours at the
roulette table al Monte Carlo nibbling
their pencils or making cabnlistlc
signs on dirty sheets Of paper cover
cd with ciphers. one has no difficult
" In believing the tales that are told
Of some Of these folks who come reg
uiafly To Monte Carlo year after year,
lake a cheap room for the season IN
an unfashIonable quarter OF the town
and manage. by dint of careful, syste-
matlzed play. 10 live practically for
nothing In this delightful spot, and
often take away with them a little
surplus money as bonus. | am not
referring TO the wealthy folk for whom
the tables are the principal attraction
on their annual visit 10 Monte Carlo,
but to the queer. frowsy customers,
men and women, eccentric In their
ways as In their clothes. Of age and
alike ndefinable who oc-
cupy the bulk of the chairs at the Ia
Dies all through the hours OF play,
stalking continuously but seldom high.
They are ms fun Of tricks as wagon
load of monkeys one man, apparent
y German, getting towards middle
age, whose game is To follow series
u red or black, when stakes are called
Tor, selects with the utmost dellbera-
ion two louis from the pile before
him, places them in their turn on a
Ilve-franc piece SO that his stake Is
'orty-five francs (why forty-flve
'fanes Heaven knowsD. neatly ar
anges the little pile. then, with the
axe, very gently pushes u always to
'xactly the same spot on the red or
black square. Whether he wins OF
oses he never shows the least emo
ion, nor does his stake vary, but when
he number In called he becomes alb
orhed N the most complicated cal
Albuquerque morning journal. [volume] (Albuquerque, N.M.) 1903-1926, 1914-08-05

the arms Of William the Conqueror.
and you can't throw a stone in New
York OF Chicago without hitting A
Plantagenet. hut It's all a fake.
II know millionaire who visited
a herald and asked to have his famllv
looked up.
"a straight search?' said the her.
aid. Or and he winked signIfl-
cantly.
Straight, of course said the mil.
lionaire.
Well, all right, said the herald
but IL will cost you more
And, by lingo" ended DR.. Talbot
1T did cost him more. He's paying
that herald blackmail now"
Albuquerque morning journal. [volume] (Albuquerque, N.M.) 1903-1926, 1914-08-05

have this savnnt point out just
whore shakespeares trash ~ to be
found. Many Of us come within the
popular classification Of tired busi-
ness men" and no longer blush 10
admit that We like TO read trash In
order To take our minds or Of our
real or fancicd troubles. Shake
spoarean trash would be distinctly In
the line Of an innovation. VIII we
get u in the sollloquy of the melan-
choly Dane, the Queen NAB speech
Of McrcutIo, the mad rawlings OF Lady
Macbeth, or the Grafton of Mare An
tony over the dead body Of Caesar
In the language Of the Japanese
sehooboy. we ask TO know.
II viii be recalled that George
BERNARD Shnw once took fall out
Of the bard Of Avon, and did not hes
itate to confidc 10 the public that
he himself could write better play
than any that ever came from the
rcn OF Shakespeare Perhaps some |
such idea Is IN the mind OF Or |
Brown Of Mississippi or perhaps,
which Is more likely, both he and
shaw find that utterances Of this
sort constitute an easy and inexpen-
live form Of advertising.
To say that everything written by
Is fautless would be TO
scribe to him that perfection which
Las never been given 10 man. How
Yor, his literary reputation Is fair
y well established by this time. and
re do not approhend that II viii
uffer serious damage from the as
nults Of DIR. Brown Of Mississippi
Albuquerque morning journal. [volume] (Albuquerque, N.M.) 1903-1926, 1914-08-05

appropriations and the load Of dis
trict benefits was shifted upon the
growing session bills The pressure
upon revenues bred the old scandal
with the change Of party power
Tho southern states. which believed
themselves neglected by republican
congresses. demanded compensation.
In this session, Senator Burton,
formerly chairman of the commit
tee. WAS able to bring the bin into
the center Of public attention By a
detailed examination Of II as the
most vicious example OF pork barrel
legislation In many years, and II IL In
a fair way 10 be killed OF shorn OF
all but obvious public necessities.
Albuquerque morning journal. [volume] (Albuquerque, N.M.) 1903-1926, 1914-08-05
With Scissors and Paste


(By Arthur brisbane, Editor New
York Journal.)
The man who owns his own nome.
who owns the roof over his head and
the ground under his feet, whose chill
dren have a place that they look upon
as their own. gives 10 himself and 70
his family a chance a thousand times
better than that Of the individual VINO
Is living in box called an apart
ment" Don't buy what you can't af-
ford to pay for. But remember thal
II YOU are really able to pay tho av-
eritge rent you are also able to pay
for and gradually buy the home ana
nMn IL
Albuquerque morning journal. [volume] (Albuquerque, N.M.) 1903-1926, 1914-08-05
THE MRS. PARTINGTON CENTEN-
tnNr

BENJAMIN p Shillaber, famous as Il
humorist, was born 100 years ago In
Portsmouth, y. II He attended Phil
lips academy at Exeter, n. H.. served
an apprenticeship in printers Of
flee in Dover and in 1882 went to Bos-
ton, where for many years he was
employed on Boston newspapers. He
wrote under the pen name of Mrs.
Partington," and about 1S4T began a
series of stories dealing with her ex-
periences, which made him famous as
a humorist Besides The Life and
Sayings OF Mrs. Partington" he wrote
number of other books of stories
and verse. The success of his books
and lectures enabled Mr.. Shillaber to
retire from newspaper work in 1866,
and he made his home and workshop
in Chelsea, Mass. where his death oc-
Cured in 1899.
Albuquerque morning journal. [volume] (Albuquerque, N.M.) 1903-1926, 1914-08-05

attacking this treaty are making a
serious mistake. The fundamental
fault with the Colombia treaty Ia that
Il weakens our full and necessary au-
thorty at point where all the best
II terests of peace and civilization re-
quife that we should control without
impairment 81 or sovereignty. In 9TH
e. words. the Colombia treaty goes
straight against the trend Of perma-
ncnt American policy in our own hem
isphere. But he Nicaragua treaty, on
the other hand. is constructive and In
full harmony with that larger pro-
gram that must be carried out in de-
tail as opportunity is afforded.
Albuquerque morning journal. [volume] (Albuquerque, N.M.) 1903-1926, 1914-08-05
Found.

The story is told of how an absent
minded professor at Drew Theological
seminary. one evening while study
ing he had need of a bookmark. See
ing nothing else handy he used his
wife's scissors, Which lay on the Sow
ing table A few minutes later the
wife wanted the scissors, but dill
gent search failed to reveal them.
The next day the professor appeared
before his class and opened his book.
There lay the lost scissors. He picked
them up. and. holding them above his
head. shouted:
Here they are. dear"
Albuquerque morning journal. [volume] (Albuquerque, N.M.) 1903-1926, 1914-08-05
THE WEAKNESS or GERMANY.

The ear has made the strongest
possible appeal for the united sup
port OF the Russians against the two
Germanic monarchs- william ana
Francis Joseph. lie has appealed TO
pan-slavlc spirit, which never has
failed
The Russians believe that In war
Of endurance they can outlast the
Germans and Austrians Russia has
vast sources OF food supply far with
In the intorior--in southern Russia
whore the foe VIII not penetrate, and
In siberia and the trans-caspian
provinces Germany depends upon
the sea for Us supply OF raw material
and with Russian grain cut off, ls
dependent for food also upon the
sen. The grannry Of France Is closed
to Germany also.
Germany realizes the seriousness
of the situation and has inpcrtuncd
Great Britain not 10 take part IN the
hostilties, on condition that the kais-
er's fleet shall not attack the French
ports. Such concession might tempt
d England to be neutral In the begin
o. ming, but the moment Germany
gained the ascendeney over France
Great Britain would be forced to
take part. Probably for military
srreasonn England viii get in the
great war game within the next few
/. days shc cannot hope for a long
peace with Germany in the saddle on
/, the continent With supplies shut
off from Russia and France and the
i, British fleet dominant on the seas,
ID Germany viii be thrown back upon
her own Internal resources, which
l cannot last long.
The paper efficiency Of the Ger
/, fnan army Is perfection The kaiser
. ought TO be able TO deliver at once
what the German mlItarlstH describe
as paralyrlng blows. But what of
II? In war Of endurance against
country like Russia. German Vie
,.tofiea In Poland. even the capture Of
Moscow, would not he decisive. How
strong Will Germany be a yonr or
I've hence after a gruclling war,
when her finances are dcmorallzed
and her food supply Is short and her
perfect paper army has been hacked
i.by battle and Worn out by hardshIps3
Russia can stand decentralization
Far from the frontier she has null
lions Of peasants upon rich soil who
,o5wiil harvest crops and feed the de-
tenders OF MOSCOW or the invaders Of
Hungary Russia Is not complies
high-geared industrial state, wonder
fully efficient but easily put out, Ike
complicated and delicate machine. !
9 1t is primitive with all the virtues
and powers OF a vast, religious falth- |
g full. simple population, fed contin-
ually on scant rough food and ae.
euatomed to hardship
Russia has not forced war hut
has accepted Il because she IL pre- /
pared for Il. can endure II and Ia
confident that for such war she holds
tho better cards.
Albuquerque morning journal. [volume] (Albuquerque, N.M.) 1903-1926, 1914-08-05
Just Suited Him.

What pawt have you--aw-we-
served fob me. Miss Coachem ?" asked
young Sapleigh of the fair manager of
the amateur theatricals.
why. really. Mr.. Sapleigh,' she re-
piled, Il am afraid I've overlooked
YOU, and all the parts have been as
signed. oh, by the way. there is still
the part of the heroine's father. |
think that would about fit you"
THE pawt is WEAKLY of little-aw--
consequence. doncher know. Just so
I'm one of the actahs,' said Sapeigh.
What am | --aw-supposed to do in
the pawt?"
Well" answered the manageress.
las the heroine is supposed to be an
orphan. I'm afraid it will be necessary
that YOU should remain dead Lon
don Tit Bits.
Albuquerque morning journal. [volume] (Albuquerque, N.M.) 1903-1926, 1914-08-05
Sling.

Professor Thomas r. Lounsberry
the noted grammarian of Yale, said
the other day:
THE peach season will soon be
upon us. This reminds me of slang
word.
There was to be school picnic in
a wood one summer day. and the
teacher said to little Tommy:
Tommy, run to the grocery and
buy half-peek of peaches. But pinch
few first to- see If they're quite ripe.
Tommy hurried off. and soon re-
turned with his peaches in huge bag
" Did you pinch a few first, as |
told you?' said the teacher
"a few?' laughed Tommy. Why,
plnched the whole half-peck
Albuquerque morning journal. [volume] (Albuquerque, N.M.) 1903-1926, 1914-08-05

The candidate with the broad brow
and laughing eyes has incorporated
IN his platform plank pledsing him
to secure an appropriation Of five
million dollars for Improving the Rio
Grande In BernallIio county. II he
viii, In addition, guarantee that the
Swiss navy win participate In the
ceremonies defeating the harbor TO
public use we viii be strongly in
clined to favor him on this plank.
Albuquerque morning journal. [volume] (Albuquerque, N.M.) 1903-1926, 1914-08-05
THE PORK BARREL.

Congress tried few Years ago to
take the river and harbor appropria-
uons out Of the category of pork
barrel bills by making the important
appropriations annual and by redue-
ing the temporary session appropria-
tions for the benefit of districts to
the minimum
That abated the scandal for 4
time. but improvements of small
public value orept into the annual
Albuquerque morning journal. [volume] (Albuquerque, N.M.) 1903-1926, 1914-08-05

william Waldorf Aston has sold
his two London papers for much less
than he paid for them. They were
money losers for him, though they
paid before he bought them and
doubtless VIII pay again. All of
which shows that II takes more than
a bank roll TO run a newspaper.
Albuquerque morning journal. [volume] (Albuquerque, N.M.) 1903-1926, 1914-08-05

Apparently the Russian peoples are
behind their government this time as
never before. pan-slavic sentiment
has done IL. II Is new thing to
see the Russian peoples exhibit en-
thusiasm for war.
Albuquerque morning journal. [volume] (Albuquerque, N.M.) 1903-1926, 1914-08-05
BOILED THE WATERMELON.

youths CompanionD
The f'illpinos, 1t seems. have more
than one way Of serving Il watermelon.
The melons grown in the far eastern
archipelago are small in size and in
ferior in flavor. A i lieutenant sta
toned in one of the towns of north
ern Luzon hankered for the juicy lus-
lciousness Of a melon from his own
sunny southland So his family in
Tennessee carefully Grated choice
watermelon and shipped it to him by
express 1t cost him good many
pesos, but no matter II was a beauty
and arrived In perfect condition.
lie instructed the cook to prepare a
good dinner that very day The SPLEEN
did melon was to be served as a crown
ing glory. The provincial treasurer
the school teacher and the few other
Americans in the town we're invited
to partake of a treat that was to be
a surprise to them.
The dinner went forward success
fully, but there was much curiosity
concerning the surprise that the host
had promised his guests, and all eyes
turned frequently to the door through
which il was expected to appear At
last 1t came The cook entered, bear
ing aloft an immense platter, and
there came from the company a cho-
rus of "Ahs" The platter was placed
on the table under a halo. no. a cloud
of-steam The melon was boiled,
thoroughly boiled
The quick rising of the host to his
feet with the carving knife in his hand
convinced the cook that he had better
make the quickest exit possible. which
was through the window. and involv-
ed leap of ten feet to the ground.
Reports from the second barrio on
the road leading north were that he
was still running when he passed
through. The lieutenant has not been
able to smile about that watermelon
vet
Albuquerque morning journal. [volume] (Albuquerque, N.M.) 1903-1926, 1914-08-05
4 Disastrous Search

our American pedigrees are all. or
practically all. fakes" said DR.. Ivo
Spencer Talbot. the well known herald
of Denver. There's family de-
scended from the prince of Powvs.
here's another sprung from Charlie
magne. We've got thousands using
Albuquerque morning journal. [volume] (Albuquerque, N.M.) 1903-1926, 1914-08-05
YEATS AND THE GHOSTS.

tMahchester, Eng., Guardian
w. b. Yeats is engaged on an i'm
rortant work which will contain and
interp et the latest results of continen.
tai az | British investigations on the
subjects Of ghosts Mr.. Yeats consid-
ers hat extraordinary progress of
Albuquerque morning journal. [volume] (Albuquerque, N.M.) 1903-1926, 1914-08-05

The senate should confirm War
burg az its contribution 10 closing mp
the ranks and getting ready 20 sell
American produce to European bel
ligerents.
Albuquerque morning journal. [volume] (Albuquerque, N.M.) 1903-1926, 1914-08-05

No wonder Belgium takes prccau-
tions and Holland declares absolute
neutrality Those countries usually
furnish the battlcfelds for Europe
when a big war breaks out.
Albuquerque morning journal. [volume] (Albuquerque, N.M.) 1903-1926, 1914-08-05

Uncle Sam will open bids October
/ for the three largest battlcshipa
ever built. Maybe battlcships VIII
be out of style by then.
Albuquerque morning journal. [volume] (Albuquerque, N.M.) 1903-1926, 1914-08-05

Mr.. Bryan's minister to Switzer-
land has invited that mountain re-
public to send warship to the Pana-
ma Pacific exposition
Albuquerque morning journal. [volume] (Albuquerque, N.M.) 1903-1926, 1914-08-05

The American minister to switzer-
land has caused smile In Europe by
asking that nation To send battle
ship to the Panama-Pacfic EXPOSE
ton.
Albuquerque morning journal. [volume] (Albuquerque, N.M.) 1903-1926, 1914-08-05

Let every republican voter so TO
the primaries and utilize that less
than fifteen seconds allowed him by
Jesus Romero to cast his ballot
Albuquerque morning journal. [volume] (Albuquerque, N.M.) 1903-1926, 1914-08-05

We but dimly remember the
names Of lIuerta. villa ana Carran2a.
The Mexican crisis tx almost forgot
ten.
Albuquerque morning journal. [volume] (Albuquerque, N.M.) 1903-1926, 1914-08-05

Armngeddon Is to he fought and
the colonel viii not be there to bat
tie for the Lord.
Albuquerque morning journal. [volume] (Albuquerque, N.M.) 1903-1926, 1914-08-05

When the smoke Of battle Is over
Senior Romero Will he sorry ne was
so prompt to damn Albuquerque.
Albuquerque morning journal. [volume] (Albuquerque, N.M.) 1903-1926, 1914-08-05

How would YOU like TO be a re-
servist In Germany or Russia-or nj
most any other old country OF Eur
opc2
Albuquerque morning journal. [volume] (Albuquerque, N.M.) 1903-1926, 1914-08-05

Congress might MS well adjourn.
Nobody but President Wilson Is pay
ing any attention to It.
Albuquerque morning journal. [volume] (Albuquerque, N.M.) 1903-1926, 1914-08-05

The Japanese Tammany has been
overthrown in Toxic II Is a bad
year for bosses, even In Albuquerque.
Albuquerque morning journal. [volume] (Albuquerque, N.M.) 1903-1926, 1914-08-05

katherine Lee Batcs.)
Lowly the soul that waits
Al the white. celestial gates,
a threshold soul to greet
Beloved feet.
Tulsa daily world. [volume] (Tulsa, Indian Territory [Okla.]) 1905-1919, 1914-07-03
DENVER RACE ENTRIES

FIRST RACF-Fiye and one half furlours.
,riuue: Post Boy MS. Jim BENSON. llj:
Bo,amo ll5. Ban Muso. ll2: No.lscl ll2
Mouolake. NJ. Strike out. lI2; Lovers
J ut. an NIIi Irish. ll0. Queen Topy.
lio. Ro-ssl. mo-. Fred Cross. t03
ongs sgll ing K MeGu 1903. Beycr~tein.
lia. oblivion li3. ,erpa l13: Little
, il. no. Canapa. no. Iron Queen. no,
ti-het. no. Nidsummrr no. Mawr Lad.
1I-. Mono tAuouamau t15
THIRD RlCE-SiE fur'ous> selling:
FAIRLY. l0q Old Goich. lN9 g. X Davis.
lOq. Georee l09 Silvortoue 1G7. Ada
kennedy 1o7 Nahy-Yip. l07 LaesterlIa
o.: Thaka. l17 Mamie Mckinney. log
FOURTH RACE-One mile selling. Ba.
en-. 1i4 Prince Conrad. ia Cool. IA.
sadie shapiro H.. Deer Foot 112. FIer-
tic ia Downianl 10. No Quarter. 100
FIFTH RACE--ue mile. selling. Lam.
bertha. log Joe Woods. 100 Siukand. lOg
otilo. log Eddie Mott. l0e Voltrome lO7
colin. iO7; ilannts. l04 Dave Montgomery.
IA.
SIXTH RACE--Five and one half fur.
l,ngs selling: Medic. 10 High Ormonde.
rs: Dromi. il5 sterlin. ll2 Roy. Jr.. li2
Mary o'Dsy, 1iO; MsIonia. liO, Helen
Tulsa daily world. [volume] (Tulsa, Indian Territory [Okla.]) 1905-1919, 1914-07-03

D.Eu- Walter Johnsons shoots
V...I mot appear to he a yer, soft
.ah HHt Eddie AinsWorth seems to
'Irita 900 it Ia fact. hc says that
JoUu-an is easter 90 catch than some
a' ttr other pitchers. as he Is sell
dom Wild and usually puts the ball
ucht where ne wants it
Ayers seems to have landed in the
place left vacant by Bob Grooms
Jump tn the Fedcrals Johnson. Roeh-
ling and Ayers make "A strong trio.
Tulsa daily world. [volume] (Tulsa, Indian Territory [Okla.]) 1905-1919, 1914-07-03
TEXAS LEAGUE

At Waco ? Houston =
At Dallas + san Antonio
At Fort Worth @. Galveston /
At beaumont 5ll, Austin "a
Tulsa daily world. [volume] (Tulsa, Indian Territory [Okla.]) 1905-1919, 1914-07-03

Rrnr. N,nH.. and Wilson, FuIbru.
Uyr- Henderson .nN Rrldu
Evening star. [volume] (Washington, D.C.) 1854-1972, 1914-06-02
LOUISIANA AVE. n. "

.OUISIANA AVE. NV.
ISIS 18th nw.7r. b. %. so
i21 2d NV 6r. b. so
1441 W NV, 81. ~ %
i307 Mo av nw.15r,bo5. 20
1927 LIST NV. Or. b. %. 80
92a LIST NV. Or. b. 20. 80
NORTHEAST.
134J + re. 6r. h. ..17.J0
1901 Fl ne. 5r. b. .1S. 80
1322 Em'son ne, 6.bl6. 30
So Myrtle ne. Or. 1850
1923 Md av ne. Or. w13.O
i2s Prospect. Or. W. LOO
1897 Fla az ne, 4r,w11.W
SOUTHEAST.
.AS 18th Sc, Or. b. 1850
a0S 18th Sc. 6r. b. 1850
las Heck'n Sc. Or. b. so
30 9Th Sc. 5r. w..1n."
@05 11th Sc, 6r. w. .l1.50
SOUTH WEST.
30 lin sw. 1r. w.13.5O
49, ! sw. 5r. W. .12.S0
1916 Union av. 5r. 12.75
f773 n sw. Or. w...12.o0
81 X sw. 5r. W. 1880
4oS l1th sw. 7r. 30
7l2 II sw. 5r. ". 1900
i347 A.. sw.5r,w. 1850
1912 Union sw. 4r. w10.09
1875 Onion sw. 4r.b.9.50
LT FLATS.
sos Morris nc. 5r.bl7.:O
I'll 18th he. 5r, b. 1880
1891. Tenn ne, 4r. b. 1880
PROPERTY.
1893 l. NV, st&l~.D 20. 90
701 l Sc. st&cellar. 20. 90
SO 18th Sc. st&dw. Is. 90
1904 Water sw. sto. 10. Sc
221Sh 18th NV. loco
AT ~ sw. store. 1000
<oS 18th sw. store. 10. 90