United labor bulletin., 1914-12-05
Bartenders

There will be smoker given by the
bartenders for members only, Sunday,
December g. The boys are rehearsing.
William Flaherty will give an imper-
sonation of a Nebraska farmer doing
the latest rag.
d. Grenier will sing, "It's Long Way
10 Tipperary."
Al Wise will give his favorite poem,
entitled ''The Capitol of the World"
Percy Walters will sing song, en-
titled Every Bottle Should Be labeled"
Little Mike, the b. A, will give a
correct imitation of a doorkeeper.
Henry Berger is going to bring his
bowling ball and show the boys how to
swing it so that you can bowl 1875.
Red" Coogan will show the boys how
to sprint, as Red" has had experience
sprinting around the loop.
c. Carson will try to teach the boys
how to make sausage, as he is now an
expert sausage maker.
Thomas Bartlett will be there with
some of the latest stories. Tommy is
sure some story teller.
ID. kavanangh will give the boys some
points on finances, as Denny has made
lot Of "fowp money.
Gus Myers will sing "Why Did They
Dot Itl"
Carl Lomax will give pointers on how
to make money without working, pro-
yiding you are on the right side.
William Riley will give correct imi
tation of a member paying n small fine,
as Riley does not believe in excessive
fines.
Joseph Garland, Louis Goldberg and
Ike Goldman will give their experience
members of the sick committee, as
do haI.
L. j. Lott will sing told black Joel &.
Wally Antrim and William McNair
will tell their experiences at various
meetings of Local s.
f. Birmingham will tell how it feels
to be vice president and will sing tx. G..
IL a Great Town"
Henry Crabtree will sing the famous
song of the Caribou society, providing
the President does not issue orders
against it.
William Doetschman will tell how it
feels to own your own home and then
have the town go dry.
Richard Loughlin will sing that ia
nous song. Sligo" Dick is right at home
singing Irish songs.
Emil Frey will give an impersonation
of chef making a goulash.
Mics Heimerman will show the boy,
HoW " edt IL SafllWlCH anu uTlnk DOL
tie OF beer, and will sing See, This Is
Lonesome Town"
Arnold Lussi will sing "Hoch, der
Kaiser"
Harry Sullivan will sing the ''Wear.
ing of the Green"
j. P. Burns will sing "If 1 Had Only
Staid in Cleveland"
Joseph Cassady will sing his famous
highbsli song.
4. Stabenow will tell how it feels to
be an uptown bartender.
Charles Plumbee will sing "Take Me
Back to Wichita"
James Bagen will sing 'Hush little
hoy. don't you cry; pape will be drug
clerk by and by"
Carl Austgen will sing "Take Me
Back TO Ohio
James F. Rogers will sing that ia
nous song. entitled Feathers"
Little Mike, the B. A, called on Bro.
Walker at Lttleton last Saturday. and
after the b. A. left one of the custom
ers asked Ben who the little fellow with
the flat top hat was, and wanted to
know if he was a German count buying
horses for the German army.
Clint C. Houston, editor of The United
labor Bulletin, will deliver the address
of the evening and the boys should all
be sure and be there. Nominations for
officers will be in order at the regular
meeting to be held at p. m, and if
YOU have any candidate that you believe
will make good officer be sure and
nominate him and get out and campaign
for him and see that he is elected
Try q Principe de Lees cigar for an
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