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Der Deutsche correspondent. [volume] (Baltimore, Md.) 1841-1918, 1914-05-03

8iaige Stro6biite bebanoelt man
ouf folgenoe @eile: man DisrteiIt cine
3itrone uuo reibt ben Saft berIelben
in bos @efle6t. 6ierauf reibt man
nit in S6pefelbliiie gstauAter @otte
no6 unb trcdnet bonn. 3uleBt biirs
fet mon nit elmer i6arfen 9iirite ben
S6pefel ob.
Bon beHsren Strobbiite ipirO 3us
ndbf Der Stou6 entfernf olsoonn
iptrb nit eiuer 3nbrburIle 3itronens
Iuft eineebiirItet. pono9 Der 9ut cine
Stunbe ins 9untls seIegt pir0. Ho9s
benz pirO nerIeIbe nit pulpsrifertem
S9pefel teitreut, pclber nit 6ldnels
lappen eingerieben ipirb. 6ettitreifen
an Der &rempe iper0en nit Benign
borber beieitigt, ebe 3itronenioft on=
oenenbet piro.
Der Deutsche correspondent. [volume] (Baltimore, Md.) 1841-1918, 1914-05-03

Man nebme 2 pfuno Sdipeines
niercn. 8 Gdipeinc5uneeu unO 8
S6pcinsobrcn. io1e bieIe in eipos
@oFer ciniae Sctunbcn. sieBe ipieocr
70 piel io8caecS nod, oob ullss gut
beotdt lit. iGue Sul5. pfcffer, Hclten,
Wlustot 9lnIpice uu0 2orbeerbldtter
boau unO lo7e oucs gar to9en. Damn
ncbme 5 Gbl6Ficl BON Mebl uuo made
Omit @oHer) ciren Gialouf mii6e 4
GBlofiel bon friItcs 8lut uno 2 Gbs
l0ffsl pOa GiIig ou5u, riibre es re4t
ourncinonrer uno lnfe es lon9iom
Bel teHdnbigsm Riibrcn 5u benz 6IeiI4
uno Sauce in oem Sopf einIoufen,
ldFe cs nod cirioe Mlinutsn ouf 9es
linoem Icuer ouftoden. @s ipiro nit
Ielbhqemo6ien Ruceln ferpirt, uno es
1T, penn ri@tig gemo3t piro, cine
0eIitoieHe.
Der Deutsche correspondent. [volume] (Baltimore, Md.) 1841-1918, 1914-05-03
Oct SdDuf.
TaIt cine IOrOgrididts bOn %.
eambrc9t.

Sd m56is biefe GjeT9i9te i'm Ders
bunislien 3immer lsIeH, aber fe 1T
am beGlidicn @ngs geldeben.
So 1T ein Fleines Safe an ber @de
elmer StroBs IN Snmburs. moniaei
Gin Sduii&sr fSnig babe Ibon borin
Derfebrt. Sort Iaben oIIo 5rsmbe
Dber onbers Meulden i6Iiirften Safe
pber 9te, es mar teiu .2tfternoon tea"
beun ss pertebrIeu bier feline glutomos
bil6errihaIIsn, auBer einem OGnis
fden a0uig @om bas mr nebens
Bel. Die Sauptia9e ipor, baB man,
peuu man Slid battle, ciueu 8enliers
plab betom unb no9 bem pompolen
Cafe ienTeits Der StroBe nit ben uies
len @piegelIbeibsu unb ben pielen
GeIIncru unb ben iDenigen @dfteu bins
iiberleben ionnts.
@or bicIen @piegeIic6eiben bicIt
nun Icbon eine @cile Elm niebli6es
ponpfubrpert. Dos Thotiifbe 8duls
den nit fpeiBsr Mdbne unb SfobeIs
lenlorbe. Die rofe Qeine, oaS brauus
aemoferts @dgeI9en mb einen @ib
fir 3ipeie. ltnb einen "a SiB n
fir 3ipeie Sine aon3e SoDae. Sin
Gieotdi BON Gidenborff. Cber Elm
@inatter BON Gtrinobers. Qluf bic
fem Gib tiir 5ipeie bingsn bic 9lide
Der sgrcmben unO anoerer Wleni1en
feIE Dlon tonnte i1 ni6t mebr los
reiBen. Wlan fiibIie Ii1 BON elmer
inneren @rleu9tung onoeiricben, auf
bieTen @ibpuntt binSuIiorreu. Uloa
fiiblte Titb nit Der @abe Des 3meiteu
@clhis illnminisrt. Ulan iDuroe sum
Didter BON GriminoIromartn. ~.
man Fragie oerooe3u ben Ober, mem
bos ponbfubtmert seb0rs.
.@inem betannten Rehtsonpolt. +"
llno cr spinlcrie nit ben 2lugen.
Damn dbcr gelc6ob nod ctpnS, ipas
bic @Gne cus Fem Ileneu Gqie, ipo
Elm odnild5er Goniq Dertebrt botte, unz
ierbielt. Sine Drold6te roHeIte por
Dor bas ileine Gofe. llno aeuou benz
qonnTubrpert oes tlsinen Re3iSans
ipaIts aeqeniiber, 6ielt bort mb
iportete. g2a6 elmer Weile Iougie Elm
6errenarm nit blougeItreiftsr ylons
I6etie aus BEN Wdgeui1lag, OFfnete,
unb ein I9molcr 6efr iprang berolIs.
Wariete Gin paar Setunoen. Damn
irat er lbneA in bns tleine Gafe.
DrouBen bicIt nod bic 9rofbte.
syn bielem Quaenblid ipurbe ein
fletnes runbes MdrmortiIGden am
Fenfier Frei uub ber eirtrctenbe
fdmale 6srr iebte Iitb barnn Gr
griff boltig ii biz gruptaf9e le9te bic
@rleFtaine Dor fid bin, 'iutbte, ciIig,
glls Der Sber 1erantrdt, beNelite er
furS, legte lHon bns @elb btn llnD
bielt nun eth SmrifiRiid in ttr Sano.
Sine frenpe Dpne nit eihem 9orgnon
meints fliiHern0. ss Isi Elm Brief.
W2it bieIem @riefe teitud Der
ldmaIe 9err iib isbr ouffdnig gr
serfniillte ibn IN bet 6an6 d!dttetr
tbn pic6er, fubr iid iber BE Qluoen,
ironf baIfia, ipari ipabenbs gfide
nod bem ponbfubrioeri, unb sulebt
Hieisn ss bic yremesn uub anoers
MlenIden nidt mebr ous. uno re
Froetsu Sen Dber, iper ger 4moIs
Serr NIT o,m oiiffdliaeH @risi iei.
Gin beiouuier Re9fsanipolt' llno
er sipinlerte nit ben Qlugeil.
Darah. tQniist oue W1enipen IN
bem fleiHeu iSsm str 6anripsr
Der Deutsche correspondent. [volume] (Baltimore, Md.) 1841-1918, 1914-05-03
Sir 9auS llnO
&I6t.

Sin ausee5ei6netes Wlittel 5ur @rs
baltuns zines guten 9eintS 1T Creme
SeID Of 2tlmo5oin. / llnae 9lImOz
soin in ] piut DoFsr selOit, Ou5u
2 Seel0ffcl @lDcerin. Start geriibrt,
iiber Go9t iteben IaHeu. gs wirtt
tlGrsnb auf bic Sout, Derbinoert Mits
sRer unb ma@t bic Saut 5art unO
peib.
Der Deutsche correspondent. [volume] (Baltimore, Md.) 1841-1918, 1914-05-03
g g3poeIneTer.

Sin Bart seto9tss 81 ipirb nit
elmer S9eibe robeu, gerduderisn
S9irten beipideIt, oieIes bonn in cine
gut getlopfts. gefdlScne unO eepfefferte
Gbeibe &aIbfleilb (ous Der Ssule)
eineerollt unO in Butter lon9lom bells
braun gebratcn Spdtsr ettpas WoIs
fer bo3u eeton unb nit faurcr Sobne
iinb &ortoffelmebl idmis eema9t.
Der Deutsche correspondent. [volume] (Baltimore, Md.) 1841-1918, 1914-05-03

9lutter, oie i6n onrGoas nit elmer
rcidlen a6cr 6aBliten Oonen Der.
beirot6cu milD nSpare Geinc @or
te, @}tter. Gieie Same pcrOc id6
Der Deutsche correspondent. [volume] (Baltimore, Md.) 1841-1918, 1914-05-03

@uf Der 8iibne fam man sbcr olle
beberri@en, als Ii9 ieIbit
&ein 9lr9itett gIoubt Ooran, feline
pIdns fir ii4 gu beboItsn.
Der Spielteufcl Deroirbt ar9 benz
S9ouIpieler DieIe Gbancen.
0as 2sben 1T Elm @jliidsIpiel, Bel
bsm f9lieBIi9 aud Der Sepinnsr oas
2eben Derliert.
putriotismus unb poIitit
boben oft ni9ts ipeiter semein oIs
ben @nfangsbu9itaben.
Gin tluqsr qOlititer muB es Dsrs
ftsbsn, nit DDrten nibts gu idgsn unb
bereOt gu i4peigen.
Sine N2utter ipeint mcifens BET
Der So65sit ibrer 9o@ter uno iuanda
mol iogor Dor S9mcr5.
Die tieriI6s Qttmung fiibrt Der
9ltmoIpbGre jdbrIid $40 Wliaiarz
ben SOnneu &ObIsnIdure gu.
Die SiIfs Ioute Ti9 elm @eiipisl
an bem EroIt nebmen! Der 1T f9nea
ba, Der sibt ms9r oIs sr bat.
@piger Sritbeu ~ Elm eitler
Srnum. 70 Ionse man bas Sir tnO
Miber ni9t aus Der gDeIt i9offsn
lam.
Sin So9psrfdnbissr = bos 1T
elm W2enI9, Der in uns ben @lauber
crpeden lam, oaB er mebr tpeiB als
mir.
Sober W1snI6 1T einmol f9Ieds
ter 9oune; Der 8luge tpiro iie jebo9
gu perbergen tra9ten, ba er ben ans
bern isine Sreuoe bereiten min.
4rqeutinien bat ebenIobisl
pferbe ipie Ginpobner, in Der S6fpci5
bagegen tommen ouf iebes bunoert
@inpObner taum brei pferOc.
sd ifebs iibsr i6m! Sd fiebe
iiber ibm!~ I9ris Elm Grantfurter
@pob ouf benz 9entmol @oetbes un0
re3enIierte ibm etpus ouf ben 4opf.
@si unohIGsFo hemiiht ben 4ins
bern fpebIelnos 8sI9dftisung gu f9afa
fen, penn bu ibuen ibr torperlidbes uno
seiifisss 9lei4sepi9t er3aIteu fpillit.
@erno4IGffige aud einmol
beine 2lrbeit, penn bsins 3inber gum
Spiel rufsn, bomit bu ou4 fir bic
3utunft ibrs bette 6reunOin blsiblt.
Scr &inpsr orpbter @8mud 1T
| i6re finolie6e 9etpeoli9tsit 0orlim
fleiOe iis 70, bnB iie iOrgIOs unb una
ge5pungen ipielen unO iPriHssn tOns
nen.
@ebiIbetc MtnT1en Derlieren
Ieiht ibren @loubcn, abcr Ielten ibreu
9(6erglouben. @r gebt in feline Stride,
ober er feBt ii4 NIT brei5eBu ni3t gu
Slid.
sGntf9uGbiq.n Gie, boB i9
| 0eboren bin!" - DoS 1T cine Oumme
Heoensort. erItens fam man ni9ts
oo5u uno 5peitens III es ni9t 3u tnts
fduloissn.
gDenn mir uns nid5t mebr bsmiiz
Zen, bic unongensbmen @inoriide bes
9ebens bur9 on9enebme gu erIeBen,
per0en mir bas 2ebeH buIO unertrdgs
Iib finoen.
@epifftnsbtTf,. 6unOebiRe
fino apeiTeIIos Bile zines 9unbes. gei
@epiFensbiKen tpeiB man ME eenou:
1T bos 9eipiHsn sebiHen oosr beiBt
sS ielber.
DAB bos @eib. nod Der 8ibeI,
aug Der &ippe bes Wonnes eenommen
puroe, I9eint II ols Symbol Der
AeItcinbeit - Der erIte mOniItiI6e
@ebonte gu icin.
Sin SunggeIs(le Ioeie: nSbr Ieib
ia I60n, 3u I6on, ibr 5rouen! @ber
pergcbt ridt. bob mir in Der @be nit
eurem 6riblins aud ben @iuter nit
in ben 9auf uebmsn miiRcn."
SoeoIe Iino tpie gliiKe; ibr Sns
bait permo6ert nit Der 3eit, uno lie
psrbsn boil. Dorum iOl man Ieine
! Sbeole re1t3eitig Oer3ebren, ipie &ro>
noS feline &inoer, uno neue iammsIn.
@enn imner gctrauert unb ims
mer eetlogt fpiro, obns boB mon ii@
/ arr Regfdnnfinu erhehf mn ermnnnt
Der Deutsche correspondent. [volume] (Baltimore, Md.) 1841-1918, 1914-05-03
mieberfdlefif6s 8 IiO bs.

Ifeberf9tefif9e g I'O be.
Won nimmt geisenme6t in cine
SdiiTcI uno ma6t in Der Witte osB
gJ1ebleS cine @crtichtng, gibt stipn
l SoIIe @oKcr. ! TaKe eeIhmoI3ene
Butter, / 5ceIoFist 9adpulOer uno
fuus nan min, 1-2 gan5e Gier BiRs
elm. Nun Gcqinnf man crlt nit stnem
&obloffcl, tbo1 nod nno nncb aud
nit ccr 6onD Su milnen, lpobsi man
10 longe Wle6f lnieritreut bis bic
SeiomoHe IiG5 bon Der ShilKel oblof.
3ieIer Geia brnudjt ricbt 5u itsbeH,
pGDrcrb CT obne 9dGpulper 3ipor gss
nou ebenIo 9emo9t perOen ion, aber
2-3 Stilnceu ifcbeH muB, oonlit oos
Wlebl 1ut ausquillt. @r tpiro olss
oonn nit Webl bsItreut uno nit elmer
reinen Seroictie tcoedt. 3ebn Wimi=
ten Dor @e6rau9 brirqt mnn in eiHtm
breiten GcTddrr nit Gcdel Snl3pnI4
fer gum Gieoea. Iedt bic 8l0Be nit
eirem in heiBes WaHer astdudten lils
bcrrcn 20ficl elm uno 5ie6t, Iobolo
oos gDuher piecer to6t, Dus @sFGb
5urid. Qln Der @cite oes 6erbsS tos
den Bic &IDBs in etlpo 8 Minutsn fer=
tig. sic iin0 gar, lpenn iie an Die
SbsrflGcbe fommeu 9ion muB iie
nit einem GdaumlOffa berausnsbnsn
unO rsat beiB anri4ten.
Der Deutsche correspondent. [volume] (Baltimore, Md.) 1841-1918, 1914-05-03

init Q(nfone bieIes Sabres 1T in
Der Ghpeis cine neue Reibe BON poifs
ipertaeihen in @ertebr aebrurbt iporz
ben @ie 10s un6 15Gentimesmarien
aeioen nad benz beriibmten Wonument
In QlItborf II bos Bib @ilbelm Sells.
9ie b06sren @erte. bon eiuem BIB gu
sebn gronts, fiu6 nit ben Mbbilouus
oen bslannter 9anOf6often geIhmiidt,
6orun5r bes S9loRes bon @biaon
n,bIf feiner llmeebung uub Der bes in
Der @eI9ibte Der S8tpsi5 70 bieI sss
nannten Riitlt.
Der Deutsche correspondent. [volume] (Baltimore, Md.) 1841-1918, 1914-05-03

SouptgenuB. Sam i'd
Sen Scrrn &ot6 ST. Sonie iprebeu2
Sopicl i6 weiB, 6ot er llrfau62"
$50 ober er If ui9t Oo6eim er
Der Deutsche correspondent. [volume] (Baltimore, Md.) 1841-1918, 1914-05-03

aiidl cal fee-il.e n@ns 1T oeHl
gein ietiacr ardIaiaom2e 0@drter
in 3ooiogiidicH Iu'Sii cr 6a6d2~
g91u jd fanR Dir ioocn @leine
Der Deutsche correspondent. [volume] (Baltimore, Md.) 1841-1918, 1914-05-03

nicbt beiratben. Gem trob i6reS
9lcidtbiuns fonrtc i6 lie nic lie.
6enl" Nhdter: gllno OoS ucnnt
iid Elm prattiiher gtr5t!"
Der Deutsche correspondent. [volume] (Baltimore, Md.) 1841-1918, 1914-05-03

6ot 6cut' @e6urtStog. u9l6a, ga Bat
er einen 9lusihia acmobt2" v9Ieiu,
ms 9ueou lit erl"
Gic glcr5tc. SIr5t: pgIlio iiir
Der Deutsche correspondent. [volume] (Baltimore, Md.) 1841-1918, 1914-05-03

SSbren 9i6eunlatiSmus biel Semitic
nno peniG 6leiih. Foticnt yllnO
fiir nciue 9lntarnliit62~ = ~@enig
Semitic imO piel 6leiid,"
Der Deutsche correspondent. [volume] (Baltimore, Md.) 1841-1918, 1914-05-03
81 o men ct ON en-.

Giallmeiifer (5u eiuem Sonntogss
reitsr): sd tann Sbneu nur gum
.DbpHeus roien, oos TT tpirtIi9 Elm
irommes Sier."
aObDHeus n bm. bas mar bod Der
Mite grieHe. Der erit nod 70 Dielen
JrrIobrten no9 6auis fam
Der Deutsche correspondent. [volume] (Baltimore, Md.) 1841-1918, 1914-05-03

@Haoiee bot iib teiu oergpdt IN
ion Sie ioat: CT 1T ne 3icroc oeS
3ooloai6cn @oricnsl"
llnfaBltd II slr5t 5il ieincr
The Salt Lake tribune. [volume] (Salt Lake City, Utah) 1890-current, 1914-02-14
RAILWAY CASUALTIES.

We are again reminded by tho inter
state commerce commission g report on
railway casualties that almost every
invention is an engine Of destruc-
tion as we'll as of preservation and
progress. The automobile, the aeroplane,
and even the moving~picture machine
have increased the casualty roll OF the
human race. The wireless telegraph
which has done so much to save lives
at sea, has its perils and it's death rate.
The interstate commerce commission
reports that on the steam roads 1O,o64
persons were killed and 20O.30s injured
The Salt Lake tribune. [volume] (Salt Lake City, Utah) 1890-current, 1914-02-14
A NATION LAUGHS.

All France is laughing at q hoax
which was a masterpiece of satire. 1t
was aimed at one Of the Frenchman IS
most amiable foibles, his proclivity for
crowding his streets with statues to
anybody and everybody. "La Gazette
de Hollande" tells the story of this
'ingenieuse mystification, which
freely translated, means "a clever
fake
The French statuo-mania can be as
cribed to a number of causes There
are in many localities people who seek
to provide points Of interest for trav-
elers. One of the easiest methods is to
decorate public squares, parks and
boulevards with statues. Then again,
thc Frenchmen is fond OF the pomp and
circumstance OF the dedication Minis
ters of state. senators and minor Off
cials like to deliver flaInboyant ora,
tions, not so much 10 commemorate the
honored dead as TO win fame for them.
selves
Paul Briault, the author Of the hoax,
was keeuly alive TO this sham, and he
laid his plans well TO make the nation
laugh. He proposed that memorial
be erected to Hegcsippe Simon. When
Briault started his campaign Hegesippe
Simon was unknown 10 fame. Now he
is the most famous man that "Dever'
existed.
When asked who Hegesippe Simon
was by the few who had the courage tc
admit their ignorance, Briault SAID
Che was seer and educator, one oi
the glories of our democracy. Was il
rot he who was the author of that pro
found thought, 'the darkness takes
flight when the sun rises. '?''
Then Briault printed little circu
lar headed "Insugursl Committee o.
the Centenary of Hegesippe Simon.
He sent the circular to many proni
The Salt Lake tribune. [volume] (Salt Lake City, Utah) 1890-current, 1914-02-14

nept men and invited their signatures
as honorary members OF the Hegesippe
Simon committee. Senators, members
of the chamber of deputies and munich.
pal councillors hastened to sign.
Briault promised every signer that
he might deliver an address at the un-
yelling of the statue. and he caught
within his net many conceited nota"
bles, among them a former vice presi-
dent of tho senate, who demanded
biographical data to pnt in his dis
course; a senator who wanted to die
tate the list of members of
parliament who should be invited
to the ceremonies; former pres1-
dent of the council Of ministers,
who sent in his application for mem
bership and apologized in advance for
not being able to accept an invitation
to the proposed banquet; count who
is a senator and was formerly an en-
bassador; former minister of labor,
who wrote that he was glad to asso-
ciate himself with movement to honor
that "glory of our democracy; NJ.
Maurice Faure, vice president OF the
senate and former minister Of public
instruction, who sent an enthusiastic
letter, and many others.
Briault prepared his trap with great
elaboration. When he was found out
the trap was ready to spring. Some OF
the parliamentarians solicited to join
the committee, notably Leon Bourgeois,
smelled a rat. It transpired that one
of them, having discovered the hoax,
had had a sufficient sense of humor to
keep silent until Briau1t could complete
his work.
When the hoax was revealed uni
versal laugh went up. Everybody
thought the joke excellent except the
public men who had been duped. Some
OF the victims, however, were shrewd
enough to laugh with the rest of the
country. Others got angry, and as
result only increased their humiliation.
The Salt Lake tribune. [volume] (Salt Lake City, Utah) 1890-current, 1914-02-14

last year. Tho total, 211,272, equals
twice tho population Of Salt Lake City.
When man achieves IN invention Of
vast service to humanity, no must be
gin at once to provide against its de-
structiye powers The great increase
in railway casualties, as noted from
year to year, has appalled, the country
and has spurrod tho railway managers
to more extensive measures of protec.
tion. 1t is to be hoped that the year g
record for the United States will be the
last to show such a total. The "safety
first" propag ganda is a most encourag-
ing sign and il should be pushed to the
absolute limit Of Its efficiency.
The Salt Lake tribune. [volume] (Salt Lake City, Utah) 1890-current, 1914-02-14
Miscellany
Telegraph Systems Growing.

Despite the enormous strides Of wire
less and telephone, the land telegraph
systems OF the United States are still
growing, a report of the census bureau
shows. There were twenty-five COM
panies operating in 1919, compared
with twenty in 1907. and tho total in.
come increased 2S,2 per cent, OF from
s43,912, ,16S to $56, 6,2o3, ,469 in the Ave
year period.
The statistics relate to the years
ending December 81, for 1919 and 1907,
and cover commercial operating COM
panies only.
During the semi-dccade 19o7-19l2,
tho miles of single wire increased by
236, ,235 or 10 per cent. The increase In
The Salt Lake tribune. [volume] (Salt Lake City, Utah) 1890-current, 1914-02-14
BONAPARTE'S IDEA.

Speaking with approval Oh LILO Pio
posed Interstate trade commission, for
mer Attorney General Bonaparte says
that if this governmental institution
had been in existence when Roosevelt
permittcd the steel trust to take over
Tennessee Coal e. Iron, the question OF
the desirabiity of such action would
have been submitted to and answered
bv the commission. IF Mr.. Bonaparte g
idea Of the commission is correct, II
II is to he established along the lines
he hints at, then the American people
will look upon it with distnst.
II will be recalled that President
Roosevelt was Justly ccnsured for TAX
ing upon himself the decision as TO
whether or not the steel trust should
absorb Tennessee Coal & Iron. He
usurped both judicial and legislative
functions when he placed the seal OF
his imperial approval upon the proposal
made by the house of Morgan. If the
interstate trade commission is to usurp
similar functions it will be new
branch of government not provided for
BY the constitution.
We believe that President Wilson
has no idea of creating commission
which shall in any way eucroach upon
the three departments of government
recognized by the constitution. New
erthcless. there is grave danger that
the commission will depart from the
rather limited field to which the chief
executive would assign it, and assume
Judicial, legislative, and even executive
authority.
II is planned to make the commission
merely bureau of information, but il
is difficult 10 see how the information
furnished by that body may not be con-
strucd occasionally as advice to adopt
a certain course of action. Suppose, for
example. that the interstate trade com"
mission. in supplying information as to
the meaning of some law relating to
the trusts, should lead one of the cor
porations to adopt definite line OF ac-
ton which should turn out TO be in con-
hict with the constitution and the laws.
II the case were carried to the supreme
court and the corporation defeated it
v-oO1d SufFor fnopefory loss What re-
dress would il have against the govern
mcnt for the disastrous advice or infor-
nation furnished by the interstate trade
commission?
Those who have undertaken to invent
a commission which shall be efficient and
at the same time not in conflict with
the constitution, Will discover that they
are facing most delicate and difficult
task
The Salt Lake tribune. [volume] (Salt Lake City, Utah) 1890-current, 1914-02-14
The Drama i'm New York.

''Uhy has the Intelligent local public
In New York all but abandoned the the
ater?" asks John Corbin in Collier's.
Mr.. Corbin has the Broadway drama IN
mind IT is only necessary to turn ono
eyes TO the east side TO discover an
Intelligent local public whose interest in
tho drama as manifested by yester-
days outpouring Of people at tho funeral
OF slgisrnund Mogulesko, the Yiddish
comedian, is deep and sincere
II is doubtful II one Broadway play
coer In a thousand knew even the name
OF Mogulesito. Yet well-nigh 100000
men and women crowded to View his re-
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boats launched, giving tho lie to the
fine old tradition Of tho sea that the
captain Is always the last TO quilt a
sinking ship and that the faithful sail
ors are frequently compelled to throw
him into a boat to prevent him from
going down to Davy Jones's locker on
the bridge of his vessel.
Captain johnson is not of heroic
mold. He lost his ship and two score
Of his passengers and crew and he lives
to tell the story of the disaster.
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mains as they lay in state. a.
sands again. many Of them 4
followed his coffin through m
chanting dirges or singing sonr.
written. Broadway, OF coure1
tho east side. But is anvtII
this demonstration OF affecfic<
dead player conceivable on A.
White Way7
At least tho east side has a.
doned the theater. This reye||
Its direct and intimate inter-.
is perhaps worth the attention n
way managers. They can, of
always rely OH out -of-towu Il
To support almost any kind o|
thoy cbooGe TO produce. But
not provo more profitable Ia the
20 cultivate among Intelligent Ia
goers a personal interest in n
comparable with that OF which
side has given 80 remarkable n
stratiou?--New York World.
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of Offices was 1725, or So per

number OF offices was 1725, or SO per
cent.
While the gross income increased
512,SSl, Sol, tho expenses OF all kinds
increased BY greater amonnt-s14,
625.43S, or 3s.2 per cent. The, net in
como by this showing was therefore
reduced 1924, ,137. or 39.5 per cent.
If charges for depreciation and sink
ing fund be excluded for 1919, con-
siderable increase Ia shown.
The increase in construction and
equipment account appears as $l1,-
sos, OIL, or 05 per cont, but the
amount reported for stocks and bonds
and other permanent Investments de-
There was an increase of 9,612, ,023,
or 1903 per cent in cash and current
assets, including supplies and sundries,
much of this being in cash and current
assets only,
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The Neu Nuraa

"Now, nurse, please do not
thing TO the child about bueabI
"Certainly not, madamI
question, please. ~
"Well7P
'EDo you wish the infant TO \
instruction at this time on The
OF germs7n-Seattle Post. Intel
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Nothing Lacking.

What is this, dear7" a.
young husband at breakfast.
Minced veal, dear" rep1
bride-wife.
"T think IL needs something
"Well. I don't know what Il
I put everything in it / could
Yonkers Statesman.
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A witness told the government in
vestigators that jag had once caused
panic on Wall street. This is not the
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Pretty soon come congressman will
tell us that our army and navy will get
licked if we 90 to war with Haiti.
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The wife of Butte man has secured
divorce and the custody of their dog
Every time he thinks Of the dog he will
know where he ranks.
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Arms will be valuable to tho Consti-
tutionalists, but they won't take the
place of brains.
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A doctor says that colds are caught
by kissing. Many viii look more kind
~ upon colds.
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first street that a jag has caused q
panic on.