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The Prince George's enquirer and southern Maryland advertiser. (Upper Marlborough, Md.) 1882-1925, 1914-01-23
Boston Brown Bread.

Mix and sift together one cup Of rye
meal. one cup of graduated cornmeal,
three-fourths teaspoonful of soda, one
teasponful of salt, one cup Of graham
flour; add three-fourths cup of mo-
lasses and two cups of sour milk and
stir until we'll mixed, turn into well
buttered mold and steam three and
one-half hours. The mold should not
be more than three-fourths full, the
cover should be buttered on the inside
and then tied down with string. For
steaming place mold on trivet In ket-
tie containing boiling water up around
mold. cover closely and steam, adding
as needed more boiling water. A melon
mold or one-pound baking powder box
makes the most attractive loaves, but
a five-pound lard pail answers the pur
pose.
The Prince George's enquirer and southern Maryland advertiser. (Upper Marlborough, Md.) 1882-1925, 1914-01-23
So There. Now!

Knowing inst1nctively what para
graphers will be tempted to commit
when they learn that the new acquisi.
ton of the Phillies' pitching staff is an
Indian who, when his parents gave
him the "once over promptly labeled
him Ben lineup and sent him out into
the world, we hasten to make clean.
up and settle the matter definitely and
finally by saying that it is the general
conviction that he has good handle;
that he never gets full; that it will
take a good batter to put dent in
him; that he is trimming over with
stuff" that he is no relative Of the
pitcher that went once too often to
the well; he can't be ratified; he will
not take water, and besides all this,
we understand he is no giddy joke at
that. Having disposed of which we
will now proceed to the more serious
work of the day.-Philadelphia In.
quirer.
The Prince George's enquirer and southern Maryland advertiser. (Upper Marlborough, Md.) 1882-1925, 1914-01-23
POOR HAND AT GEOGRAPHY
Tramp's Comment Worth the Dinner
It Cost New York Philosopher and
Author to Hear 1t,

He was poor, bedraggled, down
and-outer," working Sixth avenue. In
the course of his efforts he encoun-
tered John P Wilson, soldier of for
tune, actor, philopher, scribbler, poet
and author of the book Of America
at the New York hippodrome.
Whats the matter with you?" de-
manded Wilson, as he allowed himself
to be "panhandled" for dime.
ooh, l guess I'm up against it be-
cause never went west, where the
money is" responded the unfortunate.
Its fact never was 20 miles away
from Fourteenth street and Broadway
in my life
We'll, you don't see any money
hanging on me, and lived 5000 miles
west of there all my days." retorted
the author-actor good naturally.
Three thousand miles!" gasped the
tramp. Three thousand miles! Why,
how are things in Australian
And wilson thought it good enough
to dash to the nearest cafe to tell to
the loungers.
The Prince George's enquirer and southern Maryland advertiser. (Upper Marlborough, Md.) 1882-1925, 1914-01-23

w. N. u, BALTIMORE, NO. 1914.
The Prince George's enquirer and southern Maryland advertiser. (Upper Marlborough, Md.) 1882-1925, 1914-01-23
Cucumber-Tomato Relish,

Take one large ripe cucumber, peel
and slice. Place in an enamel kettle
with a tablespoonful of salt, cover
with hot water and boil until tender.
Then take three large ripe tomatoes
and remove their skins. After drain
ing the water from the cucumbers.
cut tomatoes up and put in with the
cucumbers. Add one cup Of vinegar
and a small cup of sugar, boil until
the tomatoes are done; if not salt
enough, add little, also few whole
cloves and allspice. Mix a dessert
spoonful of potato flour with some
cold vinegar and stir into the mix
ture after coming to a good boiling
point. Can hot. This makes a little
over a pint jar full.
The Prince George's enquirer and southern Maryland advertiser. (Upper Marlborough, Md.) 1882-1925, 1914-01-23
Susnicious.

A story is being told of lady who
called at a friends home one evening
recently, says Pearson's Weekly.
She found the house all right, but it
was rather dark, and she could not
find the bell. After she had been fum-
bling about for some time the door
was suddenly opened from the inside,
and severe-looking maid stood in the
doorway, regarding her with a sus-
picious eye.
The caller Strengthened herself up
with jerk. ooh, is Mrs. So-and-So at
homer" she asked.
Thexmaid, who had evidently just
recognized her in the gloom, answered
hurriedly: ooh, yes, yes! Come in,
pleased" Then she added in a conf
Dental whisper: Il thought it was
somebody stealing the doormat!"
The Prince George's enquirer and southern Maryland advertiser. (Upper Marlborough, Md.) 1882-1925, 1914-01-23
EIectrTcaIIv Liohted Hens.


In the face of worldwide tendency
toward shorter hours for the worker,
a determined effort is being made in
England to make the hen work over
time. The motto of the movement is
"A longer working day for hens" 1t
has current interest just now because
of the row over the high price OF
eggs-the purpose of the longer day
obviously being larger crop of eggs
per hen. Mr.. William H. Cook has, for
nearly year, kept his poultry house
lighted artificially in the early morn
ing and evening. He uses 800 incan.
descent electric lamps, and has them
SO arranged that he can initiate sun
rise and sunset by turning them on
or off gradually.
The Prince George's enquirer and southern Maryland advertiser. (Upper Marlborough, Md.) 1882-1925, 1914-01-23
Each a Part Of Lies Forces.

We are all a part Of life's forces,
whether we know 1t or not Be as
humble as you like, you are still a
person of influence, if not by your own
choosing, then often by Gods decree.
1t may be only a smile or simple
kindness that you have given to lit
tie child, but it starts agencies you
little dream of; or it may be some self
!shness and lack of honor. some weak
ness in you that sets in motion long
train of hurtful and sad influences or
circumstances. For all life is con-
nected, ard whether you wish 1t or
not. your life affects other lives.
The Prince George's enquirer and southern Maryland advertiser. (Upper Marlborough, Md.) 1882-1925, 1914-01-23
crazv Snake an Exile.

To live during the remainder Of his
life with an alien tribe in order that
he may escape the restraint of civiliza-
ton. and enjoy the liberty and free
dom of his fathers Is the fate of Chitto
Harto, the Snake Indian chief, who
led his people in revolt against the
federal and state governments in the
Creek Indian country of Oklahoma in
1909. He is now with the Niagre In
dams in Bolivia, who speak language
similar to that of the Creeks and who
enjoy much the same liberties the
North American Indians once did.
They hunt through the Andes and fish
along the Dasaguadero and in the wa
ters of Lake Titicaca.
The Prince George's enquirer and southern Maryland advertiser. (Upper Marlborough, Md.) 1882-1925, 1914-01-23
KRA-KTE . s E9MPff f6k
CONSTELLATION

Contains ne dTug absol1telE h ar IeSonl
drugless biscuit. Write for literature or send 500
for a package. GUSTAV MULLER 8 COM
The Prince George's enquirer and southern Maryland advertiser. (Upper Marlborough, Md.) 1882-1925, 1914-01-23
OId-Fashioned Corn Bread.

Sift together one cup Of yellow
cornmeal, one cup of white flour, four
teaspoons sugar or two Of molasses,
four teaspoons baking powder and a
pinch of salt. Add one cup of sweet
milk to one well-beaten egg; stir this
into mixture, then add one tablespoon
of melted butter or fat and turn into
well creased and heated pan; bake
in a hot oven.
The Prince George's enquirer and southern Maryland advertiser. (Upper Marlborough, Md.) 1882-1925, 1914-01-23
Women Freemasons.

Will the far-reaching reforms in the
constitution OF Freemasonry now un-
der consideration lead to the admis-
sion of women to the lodges? Female
lodges, though not formally recognized
by the governing authorities, have ex.
listed in France since 1885, and there
are several such in Paris at the pres.
ent time. The usually accepted state,
ment that only one woman, the Hon
Mrs. Aldworth, has ever been elected a
Freemason in England is erroneous
for several other instances are on rec
ord. In the United States, Mrs. Salome
Anderson attained high position in the
order and was elected trustee of the
Masonic temple
The Prince George's enquirer and southern Maryland advertiser. (Upper Marlborough, Md.) 1882-1925, 1914-01-23
Fried Euos With AppIes.

Pare and core three medium sweet
apples, then cut in six slices, season
all over with one-half teaspoon salt
and two saltspoons pepper. Thorough
ly heat one and half tablespoons
melted butter in large frying pan,
add apples, one beside another. and
fry for two minutes on each side.
Carefully crack IL fresh eggs over ap
pies, season evenly with one-half tea
spoon salt and two saltspoons pepper,
fry for a minute on range; place In
oven for six minutes, remorve, care.
fully glide on a hot dish and serve.
The Prince George's enquirer and southern Maryland advertiser. (Upper Marlborough, Md.) 1882-1925, 1914-01-23
Cheatnut Salad

The chestnuts are shelled, blanched,
peeled and boiled gently in sailed wa
ter until they are mealy. Then drain
and pour over them, while yet warm,
little French dressing. Set aside to
cool. Do not mix until ready to send
to the table. Then have ready an equal
quantity of sweet oranges cut in dice
and dressed with oil and lemon juice,
a pinch of salt and dash of paprika.
Add few spoonfuls of whipped cream
to a good stiff mayonnaise and blend
all together. Drain the orange dice
and reserve the juice, which escapes,
for fiavoring dessert sauce or making
a fruit jelly.
The Prince George's enquirer and southern Maryland advertiser. (Upper Marlborough, Md.) 1882-1925, 1914-01-23
Reiafed PRIVILEGE,

HE is opposed to woman's rights.
Says they get along better with priv
ileges.'' ..&,.
Eyes, he's the kind of man who lets
a woman stand in the street car until
a block away from his destination and
then acts as if he hadn't noticed her
before and insists that she accept his
seat
The Prince George's enquirer and southern Maryland advertiser. (Upper Marlborough, Md.) 1882-1925, 1914-01-23
Oyster Soup a IA Creole

For a quart of oysters you will need
about a cupful of fried bread crumbs.
Drain the oysters and add the juice to
a pint of clear water Now put piece
of butter the size of two walnuts in a
saucepan. Add a tablespoonful Of -four
and stir till it browns. without burn
ing. Take it from the fire and season
it with pepper, cayenne and a dash of
salt Add the liquid from the oysters
and the water. mix thoroughly and al
low the mixture to simmer for half an
hour. Just before serving add the
fried bread crumbs and little chopped
parsley, if available.
The Prince George's enquirer and southern Maryland advertiser. (Upper Marlborough, Md.) 1882-1925, 1914-01-23
Annie SIump.

This is cooked on top of the stove:
Pare one-half dozen apples, put in ket-
tie that can be covered tightly to keep
in steam, pour over them one cup boil
ing water, a little sugar, whatever
spice you like. This makes light
dough such as you make for dumplings.
Spread over top, cover tightly and
steam three-fourths of an hour; eatss
hot with butter or sauce.
The Prince George's enquirer and southern Maryland advertiser. (Upper Marlborough, Md.) 1882-1925, 1914-01-23
HANGER FOR WASH BASIN.

If there's wash basin in your
kitchen the chances are you are com:
PEELED to look for it every time you
want to use it,, That is the way 1t
usually is! Why not fix things so
that the basin is kept right along.
side the sink?
Get a length of heavy wire-ordi.
The Prince George's enquirer and southern Maryland advertiser. (Upper Marlborough, Md.) 1882-1925, 1914-01-23
Stuffed Potatoes,

Select fine smooth potatoes; cut off
the end of each and scrape out the in
side. Mix this with chopped ham.
onion and parsley, and a tablespoon Of
butter. Season with salt. pepper and
lemon juice. Fill the potato with the
mixture; let bake in moderate oven
until tender; serve hot.
The Prince George's enquirer and southern Maryland advertiser. (Upper Marlborough, Md.) 1882-1925, 1914-01-23
HThe Devil to Paw"

The expression, "The devil to pay
and no pitch hot" had its origin in the
ship yard. When calking the seams of
the deck it was important that the
oakum in those seams should be kept
dry. This was done by paying" or
in other words filling the seams with
hot pitch, which was done with a
long-handled mop made especially for
that use. If a sudden shower should
seam was "payed" or filed with pitch,
the fresh water would rot the oakum
and there would be 'sthe devil to pay"
The Prince George's enquirer and southern Maryland advertiser. (Upper Marlborough, Md.) 1882-1925, 1914-01-23
Plant Foods.

Plant-foods are necessary to pre-,
serve thrift throughout the winter
Some use a tea made from poultry
droppings, but extreme care must be
taken that it is well diluted, and there
is still more or less trouble with in
sects as a result.
We have found liquid ammonia,
though a less complete plant food,
much more agreeable to use. Using
a teaspoonful to each quart of water,
keeps the plants in growing condi-
ten and with healthy foliage.
The Prince George's enquirer and southern Maryland advertiser. (Upper Marlborough, Md.) 1882-1925, 1914-01-23
MIuht Be True.

Hear about Wombat? Four years
ago he left home to match sample.
Now he returns and says he couldn't
get 1T matched"
Wife accept that explanation"
YES, sometimes it sounds weak, but
then again, sometimes it sounds like
IL might be true"
The Prince George's enquirer and southern Maryland advertiser. (Upper Marlborough, Md.) 1882-1925, 1914-01-23
Lima Reans With Fine Herbs.

Boil one pint of shelled lima beans
In one quart Of boiling water with one
teaspoonfuI salt Is minutes. Drain Oh
sieve, then place in a saucepan with
one ounce good butter. Season With
one-half teasponful salt and two salt
spoonfuls pepper. Finely chop to
gether two branches parsley. one
branch chervil, ten branches chives
and six tarragon leaves. Add this
mixture to beans, toss we'll In pan and
cook FIVE. minutes, frequently tossing
meanwhile. Serve in vegetable dish.
The Prince George's enquirer and southern Maryland advertiser. (Upper Marlborough, Md.) 1882-1925, 1914-01-23
Fruit Dainty,

Two cupfuls seeded white grapes,
two cupfuls chopped apples, one cup
full celery, one oupful nuts chopped,
one cupful marshmailows cut in
pieces, one-half cupful candied cher
ries Whip one pint Of cream, sweet
ened slightly; two sweet green pep
pers, dressing just before serving.
The Prince George's enquirer and southern Maryland advertiser. (Upper Marlborough, Md.) 1882-1925, 1914-01-23
rht. Doctor Freezes Warts.

Doctor Buttinger, German physi'
clan, treats warts by spraying them
for one minute with ethyl chloride.
This, he says. lowers considerably the
temperature of the wart and produces
a sort of congealing of the horny It's
sue. If the treatment be repeated
every alternate day the wart will
gradually dry up. become smaller and
eventually disappear. In the case OF
large, deeply rooted. warts he recon-
mends that they be cut before being
treated.
The Prince George's enquirer and southern Maryland advertiser. (Upper Marlborough, Md.) 1882-1925, 1914-01-23
Currant Bun Pudding.

Four currant buns, gotten at bakery.
Jam, white of one egg. two ounces OF
sugar. Line pie dish with the buns
previously soaked in milk; put be-
tween them layer of jam and bake
one-half hour Whip the white of the
egg up with the sugar and place on
top when done.
The Prince George's enquirer and southern Maryland advertiser. (Upper Marlborough, Md.) 1882-1925, 1914-01-23
FjIIets OF Weakfish,

Take a three-pound fish, cut off the
head and tail. split the fish through
the back, and take out the bone; cut
these two pieces into four or six, sea
son with salt and pepper Dip each
piece into melted butter; then roll in
crumbs and broil ON both sides.
The Prince George's enquirer and southern Maryland advertiser. (Upper Marlborough, Md.) 1882-1925, 1914-01-23
The Reason,

Smith is tired Of LIES daily grind.
whats his BUSINESS
Hand organ" ~.
The Prince George's enquirer and southern Maryland advertiser. (Upper Marlborough, Md.) 1882-1925, 1914-01-23
RESISTING Temptation.

Sunday School Teacher-"William.
did you ever resist temptation
William-"Yes'm once"
Sunday School Teacher-"And what
noble sentiment prompted you to
do it?"-
WILLAMETTE jam was on the top
shelf 1 couldn't reach it."-Judge.
The Prince George's enquirer and southern Maryland advertiser. (Upper Marlborough, Md.) 1882-1925, 1914-01-23

Mother Gray's Sweet Powders for Children
relieve Feyerishness, Headache, Bad Stomach,
Teethiug Disorders, move and regulate tho
Bowels and destroy worms. They break up
Colds in "a hours. They are SO pleasant to take
children like them. Used by mothers for "a
years. ALI Druggists, 25c. Sample FREE. Adj
dress, A. S. Olmsted, LIE Roy, N. Y. Adv.
The Prince George's enquirer and southern Maryland advertiser. (Upper Marlborough, Md.) 1882-1925, 1914-01-23
Surely 10.

Redd-"We've got girl in our set
who can tell the time of day by her
pulse.
Greene-"Nonsense! How could she
possibly do that?"
"She wears a wrist watch. That's
by her pulse, isn't it,"
The Prince George's enquirer and southern Maryland advertiser. (Upper Marlborough, Md.) 1882-1925, 1914-01-23

As these three
verses are quoted,
It will be seen
t b a t h ere is
q connection be.
tween them an6
that all have tc
do 18th our
theme, Holiness
to the Lord" We
are given
The Purport OF
Hollness.-EXodus
1886 reads, "a d
thou shalt make
a plate Of pure
gold, and grave
ilnnn Ii like the
The Prince George's enquirer and southern Maryland advertiser. (Upper Marlborough, Md.) 1882-1925, 1914-01-23
Landed,

Ted-Do you think flirting is dan
gerous?
Ned-Yes; I'm going to be married
next week
The Prince George's enquirer and southern Maryland advertiser. (Upper Marlborough, Md.) 1882-1925, 1914-01-23
Imnort cohbIe Stones.

Because of a lack of accessible
quarries from which to obtain paw
ing material, Brazil is forced to i'm
port cobble stone for it's streets from
Portugal.
The Prince George's enquirer and southern Maryland advertiser. (Upper Marlborough, Md.) 1882-1925, 1914-01-23
Much Better.

"Have you any family ghosts in
this old house?' "~
mo, but. we have some fine family
The Prince George's enquirer and southern Maryland advertiser. (Upper Marlborough, Md.) 1882-1925, 1914-01-23
Money Makes a Difference,

What you need, Mrs. Street Car, Is
more oxygen" announced the doctor.
"One dollar, please"
What you need, Mrs. Limousine, is
more oxygen" announced the doctor.
Ten dollars, please"
The Prince George's enquirer and southern Maryland advertiser. (Upper Marlborough, Md.) 1882-1925, 1914-01-23
Bad Air.

Don't you notice how bad the air
is in this carr" asked the fussy old
lady of the railroad conductor.
Yes, do" replied the polite official.
Il guess the last time they filled the
airbrakes they got bad lot of air.
The Prince George's enquirer and southern Maryland advertiser. (Upper Marlborough, Md.) 1882-1925, 1914-01-23
Their ADVANTAGE,

II see where the British militant
suffragettes have now added a sleep
strike to the hunger one"
Yes, they are wide-awake ones"
The Prince George's enquirer and southern Maryland advertiser. (Upper Marlborough, Md.) 1882-1925, 1914-01-23
j. Proner Snecies

He ,(fiercely)-What was the little
bird that told you had been drinking?
She (coolly)-I think it was a swal-
low.-Boston Transcript.
The Prince George's enquirer and southern Maryland advertiser. (Upper Marlborough, Md.) 1882-1925, 1914-01-23
SANDER.

Mrs. Muggs-That horrid Mrs Frills
told Mrs. Nextdoor thzt I was regu-
lar cid cat. What DO you think Of
that
NJ. IrHges--T think size ceves ssN
.-.,' "a saas seq. Hszs q .:es.sA.
The Prince George's enquirer and southern Maryland advertiser. (Upper Marlborough, Md.) 1882-1925, 1914-01-23
An lmoossible DesIderatum

She--Do you love me- as much when
you are absent from me-?
He (tervently)-T love you more
darling.
she--ca r.y ca2t BE- viii yca
SaA&!
The Prince George's enquirer and southern Maryland advertiser. (Upper Marlborough, Md.) 1882-1925, 1914-01-23
Naturat.

Audiences like a lot of spirit in
acting"
Eyes, they fairly drink it in
The Prince George's enquirer and southern Maryland advertiser. (Upper Marlborough, Md.) 1882-1925, 1914-01-23
NJ afurat One

They told me I could find game
center here"
so you can. Here's my pointers
nose"
The Prince George's enquirer and southern Maryland advertiser. (Upper Marlborough, Md.) 1882-1925, 1914-01-23
The Cause.

They say they've made failure
with eugenics in Milwaukee"
Serves 'em right. They ought to
stick to the old makes of beer"
The Prince George's enquirer and southern Maryland advertiser. (Upper Marlborough, Md.) 1882-1925, 1914-01-23
Puzzle.

eff effect is like cause"
"Well?''
why are there so many hard words
OVER soft coal?"
The Prince George's enquirer and southern Maryland advertiser. (Upper Marlborough, Md.) 1882-1925, 1914-01-23

A yellow cur looks as lonesome as
defeated candidate after an election.
The Prince George's enquirer and southern Maryland advertiser. (Upper Marlborough, Md.) 1882-1925, 1914-01-23

Mrs. Newrox-Norah, serve the peas
mashed.
Norah-Mashed, num-
Mrs. Newrox-Yes: it aunoys my
husband to have them roll off his
knife.
The Prince George's enquirer and southern Maryland advertiser. (Upper Marlborough, Md.) 1882-1925, 1914-01-23

Washington was military command.
er of whole territory at the age Of
nineteen.
The Prince George's enquirer and southern Maryland advertiser. (Upper Marlborough, Md.) 1882-1925, 1914-01-23

/ Mrs winslow's Soothing Syrup for Children
teething, softens the gums, reduces infamma-
tion allays pain cures wind colo, Csc bottle.AE
The Prince George's enquirer and southern Maryland advertiser. (Upper Marlborough, Md.) 1882-1925, 1914-01-23

Sometimes tunkheadedness.
eft is often impossible to distinguish
silence from wisdom"
Naturally! Because it is often the
same thing."-Boston Evening Tran.
script.
The Prince George's enquirer and southern Maryland advertiser. (Upper Marlborough, Md.) 1882-1925, 1914-01-23

A soft hearted man always gets the
worst of it when he has occasion to
transact business with hard headed
one.
The Prince George's enquirer and southern Maryland advertiser. (Upper Marlborough, Md.) 1882-1925, 1914-01-23

Of course you are lucky. Just think
of the many times lightning failed to
strike you. .'.-.
The Prince George's enquirer and southern Maryland advertiser. (Upper Marlborough, Md.) 1882-1925, 1914-01-23

Australians Prefer the City.
More than one-third Of Australians
residents live in four ciues-Sydney,
Adelaide, Melbourne and Brisbane.
The Prince George's enquirer and southern Maryland advertiser. (Upper Marlborough, Md.) 1882-1925, 1914-01-23

Worms expelled promptly from the human
system with DR.. Peery's Vermifuge "Dead
Shot" Adv.
The Prince George's enquirer and southern Maryland advertiser. (Upper Marlborough, Md.) 1882-1925, 1914-01-23

Coughs and Colds cannot hold out against
Deans Mentholated Cough Drops. A single
dose gives relief-5c at all Druggists.
The Prince George's enquirer and southern Maryland advertiser. (Upper Marlborough, Md.) 1882-1925, 1914-01-23

However, the 1914 water wagon will
not be an alcohol auto truck.
The Prince George's enquirer and southern Maryland advertiser. (Upper Marlborough, Md.) 1882-1925, 1914-01-23

Use Roman Eye Balsam for scaldins sen
sation in eyes and Inflammation of eyes or
eyelids Adv.
The Prince George's enquirer and southern Maryland advertiser. (Upper Marlborough, Md.) 1882-1925, 1914-01-23
Make the Best Of It

Where there 10 no choice. we do
we'll to mako NO diMculty-Georse
Macdonald. =.
The Prince George's enquirer and southern Maryland advertiser. (Upper Marlborough, Md.) 1882-1925, 1914-01-23

Any fool woman can catch a hus-
band, but it takes a clever one to hold
him
The Prince George's enquirer and southern Maryland advertiser. (Upper Marlborough, Md.) 1882-1925, 1914-01-23
Unknown Quantity

Darling, do you love me still?"
Dearest, never knew;you were
still" I
The Prince George's enquirer and southern Maryland advertiser. (Upper Marlborough, Md.) 1882-1925, 1914-01-23
Holds Basin In place.

nary bale wire will do-and bend 1t
in the shape shown in the drawing.
The basin rests in that hook all the
time, ST..