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The Jeffersonian. [volume] (Atlanta, Ga.) 1907-1917, 1914-08-13
The Roman Catholic "Sunday
V1SitOr" Quotes Mr. c. A.
WindRe.

brilliant writer, flew up in the air when
| published piece entitled "a Good Catho-
lie" 1t was about Is years ago.
Mr.. Brann edited The IconocIast, and what
he wrote about me was recently republished
IN many of the papers belonging to so-called
1rlShmen who think it a supreme honor to
kiss an Italians foot
l don't know what it is about the feet of
these Italian popes that makes the Irish so
fond of kissing them. The pope is a7acous
an Italian; and the most eager of all men to
buss his big toe, are those Irishmen who
shave their heads, wear petticoats, and take
VOWS OF perpetual virginity.
1he papers which reprinted Brann's attack
on me were quite careful not to reprint what
I said about "a Good Catholic"
In the course of time, Brann wrote one
attack too many, and Texas man shot his
life out.
Whereupon, The Iconoczast drifted down
ward, until it fell into the hands of two or
three persons named Windle.
One Of these Windles is G.. A.; and it is c..
A. who keeps up the Icon0cZ1st bombardment
of T. e. W.
His latest assault upon my citadel SO
pleased "Father' John Noll Bishop Alerd-
ing and the Italian interoper, John Bonzano,
that they have viewed it with pride, and put
in The Sunday Visitor
AS Father Noll is now lamenting loss of
circulation, it may boost his paper little, if
[ take additional notice of c. A. Windle
Before doing so, however, let me call your
attention to the fact that John Bonzano,
Bishop Alerding, Father Nol1, and Joe Sarto
(the italian Papa believe that un6aptiged
anfdalts 90 to beW
[ find that information in the answer to
question which The Sunday Visitor makes in
its issue of July -, 1914:
Question: Would a mothers desiret have
her child baptized enable un-baptiZed child to
enter heaven?
Answer: No. Actual baptism is necessary.
Baptism of desire refers to the subject, not to
the parents.
So, you see that if the innocent babe
does not get SIX or eight drops of water on
its head, it goes to the Devil, forever.
This sort Of idiotic "faith' makes a human
soul depend upon an accident for its eternal
happiness, OF its eternal misery.
Many babe is born where there isn't any
water, and dies unsprinEled.
Now we come to Windle, who is so raptur-
ously quoted by the bachelors who are not
supposed to beget babies, and who can there
fore consign other folks babies calmly to
everlasting torment, because there was no
water in the house.
Windle says
Tom Watson has been indicted once more for
sending obscene matter-his Magazine-through
the mail
Tom let's out woeful wall, a suppressed groan
then cuts loose a horrible screech and scream of
protest.
Only such a mind as that of Windle could
take "a suppressed groan' and make it into
"a woeful wall "horrible screech" and
"scream of protest"
If one of my suppressed groans kicks up as
much racket as that, what will a clap of
thunder amount to, when I fail to suppress
The Palatka news and advertiser. [volume] (Palatka, Fla.) 1908-19??, 1914-01-16

Wyifs to: Chattanooga Medicine Co., Ladies'
Advisory Dept. Chattanooga, Tenn, for SseciaI
kasfyEaios5 on your case and 64-page book, Home
Treatment for Women" in plain wrapper. NC. ia
The Palatka news and advertiser. [volume] (Palatka, Fla.) 1908-19??, 1914-01-16

After having ascertained his gross
income" and the amount of the "gen-
eral deductions" as thus outlined, the
individual would make these entries on
the front page Of form 1910, subtract
the general deductions" from the
gross income" thereby ascertaining
the met income" From this met in.
come" must be eliminated these de
auctions and exemptions allowed in
computing the income subject to the
normal tax of per cent:
1. Dividends and net earnings received
or accrued of corporations, etc, subject to
like tax.
2. Amount of income on which the nor
NAL tax has been deducted aria withheld
at the source
8. Specific exemption of $1,000 or $4,000, as
the case may be,
When these deductions have been
made from the met income" the result
is described as the taxable income on
which the normal tax of l per cent is
to be calculated" When the net in
come exceeds $4,000 the additional
tax must be calculated according to
horm 1910 The addition of the total
additional" or super" tax to the to-
tai "EormaI" tax of per cent will give
the total tax liability
The Palatka news and advertiser. [volume] (Palatka, Fla.) 1908-19??, 1914-01-16
that year If good and collectable
Deduction of Bad Debts.

a. Debts which were contra cted during
the year for which return is made. but
found in said year to be worthless may
be deducted from gross income for said
year, but such debts cannot be regarded
as worthless until after legal proceedings
to recover the same have proved fruitless
or it clearly appears that the debtor is
insolvent. If debts contracted prior to
the year for which return is made were
included as income in return for year In
which said debts were contracted, and
such debts shall subsequently prove to be
worthless. they may be deducted under
I'VE head of losses in the return for the
off as worthless.
10. Amounts due or accrued to the indl-
vdual members of a partnership from the
net earnings of the partnership, whether
apportioned and distributed or not, shall
be included In the annual return of the
individual.
l6 The United States pensions shall be
included as income.
IL Estimated advance in value of real
estate is not required to be reported as
income unless the increased value is taken
up on the books of the individual as an in
crease of assets
u.s. Costs of suits and other legal pro
ceedings arising from ordinary business
may be treated as an expense of such
business and may be deducted from gross
income for the year in which such costs
We're paid
10. An unmarried individual or mar
ried individual not living with wlfe or
husband shall be allowed an exemption OF
The Palatka news and advertiser. [volume] (Palatka, Fla.) 1908-19??, 1914-01-16
THRIFT DAY" IN SCHOOLS.

That thrift instruction should be given the public schools
The youth who pepetualy borrowing
as one who and he who hope to
It that Abraham Linccus teach
tuy only beginning to be considered and followed BY educators
system that has been worked fully Gary Ind stated
a by Prof M j. Patterson a pThsp Of that sy nd schools n
them adults think they ought have At
1 Tts sS sfis
worth While tt e ass a. ys and
also how administer to better advantage their newly created
school in large city when asked what
esy nst the th Pa de replica Absolutely Nothing
Der the school board in the city asked n1 whether he did not
ona system replica aTha
% s the sp1 dasnf s r
" Other h wy csn G nut sd eP 9sst or to
attempt in than the soil peense To learn
poverty though sad feature Of the sorrowfu
] fe e SF and to so 5
injury because the make show to spread as
In @ the ssS avs have sfn enacted Su T ae ms
b0 sn Ssnt a @aas @ dome the
lie schools of the country give the children standing in the es
Much being said agricultural other vocational edu
cation about manual training and domestic science IN the puphc
sg tried % w End there Prs and o we @
whose mothers used to read books What Young Grl
Ought Know"
advantage of keeping at nterest-at work for
accumulated the older parts OF
Che United States The difference between simple interest and com
pound interest the fact that money doubles IN 81 years At
but compound interest it doubles
35 years difference of years in favor of the latter
Children study mathematics why not give them
They Days" whittier Days. "Longfelow
Days days which are observed by reading selections
authors whose work they commentaries why not have
Day. WHILE and show what industry will do Try
q Samuel Smiles Day" -
The majority turned of the public schools
totally lacking of finance that rudmentary
dealing with the Importance of regular saving 1t would
shorten the them Thrift taken
obscury vital theme educational
tenn as already liking ridden European
tries Ak l@M
The Palatka news and advertiser. [volume] (Palatka, Fla.) 1908-19??, 1914-01-16
Palatka's Leading Furniture Store

!. When an Individual by reason OF mn
purity. sickness or other disability or ABB
scnce from the United States, is unable
To make his own return it may he made
FOR him by his duly authorized repre-
sentative.
g. The normal tax of | per cent shall be
assessed on the total net income. less the
specific exemption of $4,000 or $4,000, as the
case may be- dor the year 1913 the spe-
cific exemption allowable is $500 or 3d.
1913 49, as the case may bel 1T, however,
the normal tax has been deducted and
withheld OH any part of the income at the
source or If any part of the income Is
received as dividends upon the stock or
from the net earnings of any corporation,
ETC., which is taxable upon its net income
such income shall be deducted from the
individuals total net income for the pur-
pose of calculating the amount of income
on which the individual is liable for the
normal tax of per cent by virtue of this
return
l. The additional or super tax shall be
calculated as stated.
8 This return shall be filed with the
collector of internal revenue for the Gis-
trict in which the individual resides 1t he
mas no other place of business. otherwise
in the district where he has personal place
The Palatka news and advertiser. [volume] (Palatka, Fla.) 1908-19??, 1914-01-16

g. When the return is not filed Wlthln
the required time by reason of sickness
or absence of the individual an extension
of time not exceeding thirty days from
March / within which TO file such return
may be granted by the collector, provided
an application therefor is made by the
individual within the period for which
such extension is desired.
3 This return. properly filled out. must
be made under oath or atiirma ton. Afti-
davits may be made before any off1cer
authorized by law TO administer oaths.
If before a Justice of the peace or mag
.istrate not using seal certificate of the
clerk of the court as to the authority of
such officer to administer oaths should be
attached to the return
10 Expenses for medical attendance, store
accounts. family supplies wages OF do
nestle servants, cost Of board. room or
house rent for family or personal use are
not expenses that can be deducted from
gross income. In case an individual owns
his own residence he cannot deduct the
estimated value of his rent. Neither shall
he be required to include such estimated
rental of his home as income.
II. The farmer in computing the net in
come from his farm for his annual return
shall include all moneys received for prod
uce and animals sold and for the wool and
hides of animals slaughtered. provided
such wool and hides are sold, and he shall
deduct therefrom the sums actually paid
as purchase money for the animals sold
or slaughtered during the year When
animals were raised by the owner and are
sold or slaughtered he shall not deduct
their value as expenses or loss. He may
deduct the amount of money actually paid
as expense for producing any farm prod
ucts, live stock. etc In deducting eX-
penses for repairs on farm property the
amount deducted must not exceed the
amount actually expended for such re-
pairs during the year for which the return
is made. The cost of replacing tools or
machinery is a deductable expense to the
extent that the cost of the new articles
does not exceed the value of the old
- In calculating losses only such losses
as shall have been actually sustained and
the amount of which has been definitely
ascertained during the year covered by
the return can be deducted.
10. Persons receiving fees or emoluments
for professional or other services, as in
the case OF physicians or lawyers. should
include all actual receipts for services
rendered In the year for which return Is
made. together with all unpaid accounts,
charges for services or contingent income
The Palatka news and advertiser. [volume] (Palatka, Fla.) 1908-19??, 1914-01-16

of business: or IN case the person resides
In foreign country. then with the co.,
Iector for the district in which his per-
soual business is carried on in the United
States
g. This return must be filed on or before
the list DAY of March succeeding the close
of the ca lendar year for which return is
made.
I. The penalty for failure to file the re-
turn within the time specified by law Is
800 to S, 600. In case of refusal or neglect
TO render the return within the required
time IeXcept in cases of sickness or abb
sence) 50 per cent shall be added to amount
of tax assessed In case of false or fraud
ulent return 100 per cent shall be added
to such tax, and any person required by
law TO make render. sign or verify any
return who makes any false or fraudu-
lent return or statement with intent to
defeat or evade the assessment required
by this section TO be made shall be guilty
of misdemeanor and shall be fined not
exceeding $1,000 or be imprisoned not eN-
ceeding one year or both, at the dtscre-
ton Of the court, with the costs of pros
eCutiOn
The Palatka news and advertiser. [volume] (Palatka, Fla.) 1908-19??, 1914-01-16
SAVES DAUGHTER
Advice Of Mother no Doubt Pre-.
vents Daughters Untmely End.

Ready, KY" was not able TO do
anything for nearly six MONTHS" writes
Mrs. Laura Bratcher, OF this place, land
was down in bed for three months.
cannot tell you how suffered with
my head, and with nervousness and
womanly troubles.
Our family doctor told my husband he
could not do me any good, and he had
to give it up. We tried another doctor,
but he did not help me.
At last, my mother advised me to take
Cardui, the woman's tonic. | thought
il was no use for | was nearly dead and
nothing seemed to do me any good. But
| took eleven bottles, and now am able
TO do all OF my work and my own
washing.
think Cardui is the best medicine in
the world, My weight has increased,
and look the picture of health.
If you suffer from any of the ailments
peculiar TO women, gel a bottle of Cardui
today. Delay is dangerous. We know
it will help you. for it has helped so
many thousands OF other weak women
in the past so years.
AT all druggists.
WHIT to: Chattanooga Medicine Co., Ladies'
Advisory Dept, Chattanooga, Tenn, for SPECIAL
K1sfyEcfionJ on your case and 64-page book, Home
Treatment for Women" in plain wrapper. NC. lS>
The Palatka news and advertiser. [volume] (Palatka, Fla.) 1908-19??, 1914-01-16
Natural Inference.

A schoOlteacher was reading story
to class of very small folks and
paused at the words clay brother" to
explain their meaning. Does any one
know what lay brother means?" she
asked
For moment row of perplexed lit
tie faces looked up at her. Then one
face frightened suddenly, and small
voice piped, Yes, ma'am, it's roost.
erw-Youth's Companion.
The Palatka news and advertiser. [volume] (Palatka, Fla.) 1908-19??, 1914-01-16
He Was Sensitive.

Blobbs-Y You're pretty much stuck on
Miss Gobbs, aren't you, old man?
Hobbs--I was once, but after what
she said to me last night I'm not go
ing to pay any more attention to her.
Blobbs = Gee What did she say :?
Hobbs "No"- Cleveland Leader.
The Palatka news and advertiser. [volume] (Palatka, Fla.) 1908-19??, 1914-01-16
ELABORATE INSTRUCTIONS.

United States Treasury Department
Furnishes Information In Computing
Incomes and Making the Deductions
Which the Law Allows-Warns OF
Penalties.
The long heralded blank form to be
used by individuals required by the
new income tax law to make an an
nlal return Of their net annual income
has been issued at the treasury depart
ment. 1t is known as form l.0lO ana
must be used In accordance with lin
structions." The latter follows:
/. This return shall be made by every
citizen of the United States. whether re-
siding al home or abroad. and by every
person residing in the United States
though not a citizen thereof. having net
income of 5000 or over for the taxable
year and also by every nonresident alien
deriving income from property owned ana
business. trade or profession carried on In
the United States by him.
The Newport plain talk. (Newport, Tenn.) 1909-1939, 1914-04-23

bullets striking the target would drive
the boat forward. because then their
effect would be like that of wind
blowing freely across the water and
having no connection with anything on
the boat
An ordinary wind Is able to drive a
boat whose sail 1t strikes because its
reaction THAT Of the wind, is not upon
the boat but upon the great mass OF
the atmosphere or upon the earth.
The principle to be- remembered
ana ignorance or f0rgetfulness of
which has cost the happiness of more
than one nneducated inventors life, is
that no mechanical force can he pro-
duced without an expenditure of en-
ergy precisely equivalent Never for
get that there can be no action with
out equal reaction and that II the &C.
ton takes its origin within the limits
Of the thing that is acted upon the
reaction will also be felt within those
same limits.
Your electric fan would drive q TOW
vessel placed ON the deck of your
boat. although it would not drive the
boat itself. because. with regard tc
the toy vessel. the breeze from the fan
would have an independent origin. like
an ordinary wind blowing over a lake.
and Its reaction would not be upon
the toy. hut upon the boat over whose
deck the toy glided.
III you are inside a car and push upon
me car you cannot move it as you could
II you stood upon the ground outside
and pushed. In the first case your
action and reaction are both .,non the
other extreme. There was no chance
to walk home with Miss Pryor. and his
request for permission to call was met
with a polite negative.
He and Vaughn could only fight it
out during Office hours, and when
Vaughn objected to Hosmer's contin-
ued presence in the shipping depart
ment and asked Powers to give Hos
mer o hint to that effect the sales ex-
Dert retaliated by again reverting to
his suggestion that Miss Pryor should
be transferred to the sales office.
The constant pickering could have
The Newport plain talk. (Newport, Tenn.) 1909-1939, 1914-04-23
TANNING THE SAILS
No Amount of Wind Raised
Aboard a Ship Can PropeI 1t.
CONTRARY TO NATURAL LAW.

A. Matter of Fact, the Force of the
| Air Driven Against the Canvas
Would Have Tendency to Send the
| Vessel Backward Instead of Forward
"lf an electric fan could be made
large enough to throw "a sufficient
amount of wind to move small sail
boat and such fan was placed on the
end Of a boat with the wind from the
fan blowing against the sail on the
very boat the fan is on. is it possible
that 1t could move the boat? The ar.
gument is that the fan. being on the
same boat as the sail. cannot move
Itself. But as the air detaches itself
from the fan and hits the sail. my idea
Is that 1t can, provided 1t has the
strength to move the boat. Please give
an answer"
This question is worth answering be-
cause it involves a principle of physics
that ought to be universally under
stood and ignorance of which may lead
to the waste Of both time and money
upon inventions that will not work.
The writer of the question thinks
that because the air. as she expresses
1t, Is detached from" the fan when It
starts Off to strike the sail. 1t ought to
act like an ordinary wind and push the
boat before it. But she would not think
so If she reflected that the particles of
air driven from the fan resemble
swarm of bullets shot from gun.
The air particles get their force from
the fan as the bullets get theirs from
the gun. and just as the gun recoils
with q force equal to that which it im-
parts to the bullets. so the fan, wheth-
er driven by electricity or steam or
turned by hand. inevitably recoils with
the same amount Of force that it i'm
parts to the air
To make clearer the comparison be-
tween a stream of bullets from a gun
and stream of wind from an electric
fan, imagine Maxim gun placed at
the rear of boat and an impenetrable
target at the front. and then suppose
that the gun should hurI continuous
current Of bullets against the target
can see that the boat would
not be driven forward. because the
recoil Of the gun would constantly
force it backward with the same
energy with which the bullets. striking
the target. forced it ahead. &c..
But if the gun were placed on shore
or on another support its stream of
The Newport plain talk. (Newport, Tenn.) 1909-1939, 1914-04-23

out one effect. FROM surl1ness they
passed to open warfare. and at last
| they brought the matter to the head of
the firm.
Each pleaded his case, and then they
stood waiting the decision with an
anxiety that showed plainly In their
faces. Each felt that a victory with
the chief would aid his fight, and the
moments that passed after the case
had been stated were painful to them
both.
Powers glanced slowly from one to
the other. and his face broke into q
smile.
you both say that you have the
right to Miss Pryor's services" be be.
gan slowly. "Im afraid that you will
both have to hire other typists. Miss
Pryor tells me that you both are-er-
rather cordial to her. 1t seems that
you. Vaughn, have suddenly discovered
that you need Miss Pryor. Only lit.
tie while before the advertising cam.
paign was started you told me that
you should have to put on another
girl. as Miss Pryor was willing. but
slow. fancy that the way out of
this will be to get another Dentola
girl and another typist for the ship.
ping department.
There's no reason for such drastic
action cried Hosmer. but Powers
only smiled again.
"There is an excellent reason" he
said slowly. 81 am to marry Miss
Pryor. She did me the honor to &C.
cept me. and as soon as the Dentola
craze Is forgotten we will be married
Meanwhile she has her royalty from
the use Of her picture, and she will not
need her position. She would have
told you this, Vaughn. had you waited
until this afternoon"
Vaughn. too dazed to speak. turned
and left the Office. and Hosmer was
about to follow when Powers detained
him with word.
"You said that you would win
raise on Dentola. and you have" he
said kindly. at pays to advertise,
Paul"
The Newport plain talk. (Newport, Tenn.) 1909-1939, 1914-04-23

Cupid IL Barred From Any Participa-
ton In tho Matchmaking.


Among the Malays the choice of
picking his wife does not belong to
the youth, but to his parents. When
the parents deem it high time that
their son should have wife they
call together some of their rela.
tives, generally women. At this
meeting parents with manageable
daughters are named and their
character discussed. Having decided
as to the parents to be approached
first, they appoint an old lady to
make the necessary arrangements.
She then starts on her hunting for
a wife" expedition. When visiting
the said parents she informs them
that certain person wishes to build
a church. If the proposal is refus-
ed the hunter proceeds to others. On
the. contrary, if the parents wish to
accept the proposal, they would ask
the emissary to call again after
few days.
During these days the parents of
the maiden call in a meeting OF
their relatives and inquire into the
character and standing of the sutton
and his parents. Having thus salts
fed themselves that the youth is
suitable match for their daughter,
they await the revisit of the hunter.
At this visit their reply is given and
the amount to be spent by the would
be bridegroom for the marriage is
named. When these primary points
are settled the father of the youth
fixes day to call upon the parents
of the other party, when the amount
for expenses is handed over, to,
gether with some clothing and jew
elry (the quality Of these depends
on the bridegroom's standing), as a
sign of their "betrothal." At this
meeting is also fixed the wedding
day.
On the appointed day dinner is
given in both houses, and at the
hour of midnight the bridegroom is
taken in his pla1nin ia chair in
the shape of throne) in process
sion to the house of the bride,
where both the plamins are placed
side by side with the bride and
bridegroom in them. This sitting
together is termed 'bersanding."
From that time they are husband
and wife.
A divorce is very easily effected.
A haji (priesD is called who sepa-
rates them, thus breaking the bonds
of marriage. Divorce does not for
bid them to marry each other again
or to any other person. When
marrying each other again the wo.
man must undergo a marriage cere.
mony with another person before
remarrying her divorced husband
London Answers.