South Bend news-times. (South Bend, Ind.) 1913-1938, 1914-10-19
THE MEL TING POT
GOMEZ TAKE POTLUCK WITH US.

! teIepathic Eyes look love 20 eyes.
etc and lips slobber the excess OF
emotion. But why employ words. The
picture is ON exhibition every day.
WHILE ON the subject of cars. do
/ YOU envy the task OF the conductors
and motormen in educating the pub
/ lc 10 wait ON the near side2 They are
very patient and use everything but
I brute force 90 induce people to for
sake their wontcd corners and come
across. laking "a street car is much
| like going to dinner. one expects il
To oe waiting an certain place az "a
certain time, and innovations are not
welcomed.
YESTERDAY" writes "Afsc."
I which was Thursday. I was sitting in
the office of the Holland hotel. at
Holland. Mich waiting for "a sea-
going hack 10 take me down 20 the
train. So I could get home Some OF
the guests of the hotel fell into "a dis
CussiOn of the European war one az
them had before him the last issue OF
the saturday Evening Post lshich
contained Irving CObb's weekly arti-
Gle on the European war. and this
gentleman talked for a few moments
on the contents of this article and the
previous articles written 10y Cobb and
published in the same paper. and said
that he relied greatly upon them, be
cause Cobb had been over I'm Europe
during the summer and fall and was
in a position 10 give accurate informa-
ton. when "a voice from the corner
says. What Cobb in Europe. You
are mistaken. He has been playing
with Detroit up 10 two weeks ago.
What YOU talking about anyway"
What Galatians Jackass Must BE.
(Ieuda, Kan. Citizen)
When any man makes remarks and
statements about another's business
that he knows are deliberate lies, he
shows less sense than John Callahan's
jackass-the latter does not display
his ignorance by a baseless and COW 4
ardly assassination OF another's char-N
acter or business effort
WE are pleased TO note that shoes
are TO be higher. Our oXfords are
getting little chilly around the an
kles.
The Articulation of Przcmysl.
London Chronicle.)
What are YOU making OF Prem
ysl? l am constantly seeing IL eN-
planned in print that the first sylla-
BILE should be pronounced PREM
as if any Englishman could pronounce
. "Prjemi" Most people seem disposed
to solve the difficulty 10y simply ig-
noring the 2. But two Of my friends
have solutions of their own. one sup
plies what he is pleased 10 consider
the missing novels, and talks OF
"Prize-mizzle. the other refers IA
miliarly TO "P. r. 4"
AN Indiana woman is 105 years old
and has never been on a railroad
train. Perhaps that accounts for her
longevity. She is enjoying the re-
ward Of the placid life. far from the
maddening crowd, and yet just think
what the old lady has missed.
The SureSt Way.
Lafayette Journal
While Otto Learch was filling his
car with gasoline IN town Saturday
night he lit a match 20 see how fun
his tank was. The gasoline ignited.
but the flames were put out by the
fire department after the upholstering
and paint was considerably damaged.
He was able 10 drive his car home.
AS an example Of consistency We
might point 10 Mr.. Needle. who lis "A
Detroit tailor. were il not for Mr..
Puffpaff. who is an automobile re-
pairer at Howard City.
Rivalry makes strong men stronger.
Competitors the life Of trade.
But all the nuptials of the ages
Have not robbed us of the old maid.
c. y. r.