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Atlanta Georgian. [volume] (Atlanta, Ga.) 1912-1939, 1914-04-15

now down to IS cents barrel
throughout the State with 60 cent
oil in the HeaIdon field. where tn
Magnolia Petroleum Company oper-
ates.
LAREDO. TEXAS, April t5.-The
ninth United States infantry, sta
toned at Fort Mcintosh. began ex-
tended order drill in Laredo to day
instead of tho usual maneuvers on
the post reservation. Squads Of men
we're seen on various streets of the
city. This practice will be carried
out in the city until further orders,
in order to allow the soldiers to ia
miliarze themselves with various
parts Of Laredo and it's enVirons.
ROME. April t5.-The theft Of a
famous statue of ST. Peter from the
Basilica Of St. Clements was report
ed to-day No trace was found of
the robbers, who had evidently car
ried away the sacred relic during the
night.
WASHINGTON, April t5.-Wil-
liam D. Shelenberger, former sec
ond assistant postmaster general and
one time member Of the House from
Pennsylvania, was found dead in bed
at his home heer TO day from heart
disease.
Atlanta Georgian. [volume] (Atlanta, Ga.) 1912-1939, 1914-04-15
Bic GUNS ARE
RUSHED To
VERA CRUZ

WASHINGTON, April t5.-
That a blockade Of the west
coast Of Mexico is a possibility
was admitted by Secretary or
the Navy Daniels late o-day.
Six warships either are speeding
to Western Mexican waters or
are already theer and more will
be sent, Secretary Daniels said.
They will be under the corn
nand of Rear Admiral Howard.
VERA CRUZ, MEXICO, April
15.-President Huerta is report
ed to be preparing energetically
for war with the United States.
New heavy cannon are said to
have been shipped from Mexico
City to this port today. together
with a large quantity Of ammu-
milton.
All Of the Mexican troops here
are forbidden to leave their bar
racks.
Atlanta Georgian. [volume] (Atlanta, Ga.) 1912-1939, 1914-04-15
SMITH mel
SCORE FOUR
IN THIRD
By o. B. KELLER.

PONCE DE LEON PARK. April D..
The Southern League baseball season
In Atlanta has started 1t is 3;15
o'clock. The stands are damned with
humanity, q gigantic mass. part Of
which has spilled over to form a ring
around the playing field
The eyes OF 10000 fans are focused
on team disposed about the great
flat expanse of green and brovn-the
Champion Crackers. trim and tidy in
their new white uniforms with the
narrow lines. On the slab Elliott
Dent, the big right handler, swings
and throws easily as he lobs over a
few warmers" to Joe Dunn.
A small figure in dark uniform
walks to the plate, swinging a bat
1t is King, the Nashville lead-off man
Since o'clock. and before, the fans
nave been fling past the turnstiles.
piling UP bank on bank, tier on tier,
in the effort to break Birmingham s
mark for the attendance record at the
opening game. 1t seems they have
done It,
Crowd Is Merry One.
All during the preliminary practice
the gathering crowd watched and
cheered It's component members
slapped each other on the back and
were delighted at the reunion. Like
old times" they told each other, and
Olke as noO they said something
about that last tremendous series be-
tween the Crackers and the Gulls,
back in 1913
1t is chilly In the stands; particu
larly in the bleachers and especially
in the press coop. But the crowd is
warm. Its temper and temperature
rise together as the batting practice
breaks over into the fielding practice,
and Bill Smiths white suited men
shoot the ball about with the smooth
precision that makes any profess
sional game different from any anna
teur game.
The crowd is warm enough. Now
It halls old favorites by name. through
egaphones-Dent, and Dunn. and
GIL Price, and the smuggling We'll
chonce, and Rabbit" Long. Now it
roars a greeting to some new hand
to Eibel. or Andy Mcconnell. the vet
erdn big Lacquer. or Morley Jennings,
or Red Lynch or the huge Steamer
Atlanta Georgian. [volume] (Atlanta, Ga.) 1912-1939, 1914-04-15
MILITIA DISPERSES RACE
TRACK CROWD AT TULSA

TULSA, OKLA. April 15.-Fifteen
minutes before the first race was
scheduled to start at the Tulsa race
track this afternoon Adiutant Cen
eral Canton lined up two companies
of the Oklahoma National Guard in
front of the grandstand. While the
troops stood at attention with fixed
bavonets the Adjutaut- General
Atlanta Georgian. [volume] (Atlanta, Ga.) 1912-1939, 1914-04-15
Getting Along

is a qualifying term.
After all is said, it
means you are not sue
ceeding. There can be
no halfway measures to
success. This condition
may be due to half com
petent help. Begin a
campaign for Compe-
tent Help by inserting a
Want Ad' in The
Georgian and Ameri-
can, and you will as
suredly get such as
sistants as you will vol
unfairly raise their sal
airy. 1t matters little
whether it's for home.
Office. store or factory
we will help you.
Atlanta Georgian. [volume] (Atlanta, Ga.) 1912-1939, 1914-04-15

plate. More shot over a fast one that
cut the heart of the plate for strike
one. Hemingway fumbed Neon
nelIs hot grounder. but recovered n
time TO retire Andy at first. Jen-
nings made his initial appearance as
Cracker in League game, oy
singing sharply to center Wei
chonce was also given a great hand
a ne strobe to the plate. After TAX
ing strike Welchonce singled to
right and Jennings stopped at sec
ond. Tommy Long bounced one eff
More's leg and when Williams drop-
ped Lindsay's throw in an effort t.
fosee Welehonce at second an hands
were safe. Eibel was set down on
strikes, fasnning on big roundhouse
curves Flanagan tried hard but his
best was tall skyscraper to Gala
han. 40 RIMS. TWO HITS.
SECOND INNING.
Hemingway poled the first pit h
for clean single to left Hemingway
went out trying to steal, Dunn to Jen-
nings, the latter making a nice eaten
Of Dunns wide throw. Schwartz died
on a fast play Dunn 10 Elbel. Lyn7h
took care Of Lindsay's high ny. NO
RUNS. ONE HIT.
N'dr
~ ;..'i5 - ~ ne
bI,,,,,ad ,,.',.,,,o re
80 q 7V ,. ~ ,'llu - aiiI
to bite on two high ones. More emit
the heart Of the plate on a fast curve
Dunn was retired by Williams anu
Schwartz Elliott Dent responded to
the crowds cheers with slashjng
double 10 deep center. on callahaH's
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Atlanta Georgian. [volume] (Atlanta, Ga.) 1912-1939, 1914-04-15

mounted the judges stand and asked
the crowd Of 1000 persons to dis
perse quickly but orderly. Some
were SLOW in obeying the order and
We're prodded with bayonets by the
guardsmen.
officials Of the Tulsa Jockey Club
on advice of their attorneys remain
ed on the ground and more trouble
IS expected
Atlanta Georgian. [volume] (Atlanta, Ga.) 1912-1939, 1914-04-15

tempts to catch Mcdonnell on first.
Jennings grounded TO More, whose
wide throw to Williams in an at
tempt to catch Mcconnell at second
pulled Otto off the base and both ru H.
ners were safe. The first two pitch
es to WelChonce were wide. More
slipped over a cur for strike one.
Harry drove a long fly to King I'm
left field, no advance. on The first
pitch, Tommy Long hit high fly 90
Sloan M RUS NO HITS
FIFTH INNING.
Lynch made nice catch Of Hem
ingway's high foul back Of third
Schwartz went out to Eibel unassist-
ed Lindsay swung on the first pitch
and grounded out b yway Of McCon-
nell to Elbel 80 RUNS. so HITS
With the count one and one Eibei
hunted foul and made 1t two strikes
Nores control slipped and his third
heave was three feet wide Of the
plate. Hack hit under a curve and
popped to Hemingway Flanagan. ON
the first ball pitched pushed a nett
double down the left field foul Tine
Lynch followed with another double
that bounded past King i'm left field
scoring Flanagan. Dunn ballooneI
to Callahan in short-center. no AL
vance. Dent hit a high nounder -
More and was out al the initial sack
ONE RUN. TWO HITS
SIXTH INNING.
Smith got the first inning for sever
al innings off Dent. long drive that
rolled past Flanagan good for two
bases. More surprised all by uncurs-
ing single to right-Center and Smith
Tailed. King sent a one-timer to
Atlanta Georgian. [volume] (Atlanta, Ga.) 1912-1939, 1914-04-15
College Games

At Sewanee. R. n. (.
Georgia 49, 402 001 C10-8 8
Vanderbilt POI 900 oo0-3 4
Batteries-Carley and Torbet
Jones, Brown and Latmer Umpire
-Busse
Atlanta Georgian. [volume] (Atlanta, Ga.) 1912-1939, 1914-04-15
THE WEATHER.

Forecast for Atlanta and
Georgia Generally fair Wed
nesday and Thursday
Atlanta Georgian. [volume] (Atlanta, Ga.) 1912-1939, 1914-04-15
SEVENTH INNING.

For further details see RED 'yesJ
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Continued on Page ?, Column T..
The Guthrie daily leader. [volume] (Guthrie, Okla.) 1893-1996, 1914-03-21
This Dsaped Cowl Retains Lo,tS Lines

slencrs depend 30 n great extent for their
appeal in ibe creations We shall see aud
want To duplicate in the coming weeks of
spring and summer sewing.
Among ihe favored colors are turquoise
salmon pink. sulphur. lettuce green. coral
pink. al the amber and yellow tan tinis ::
black and white
Net and chiIon plaitings. lace ruflcs
aud bali-te embroideries are coming into
Greater favor with the fluffy" fashions d.
sirucd for delicate thin wash materials.
lacey evening frocks. and aowered taFetaT.
But in the handsome reception model.
-here Is no other decoration than the or
namenis on the front OF the girdie. and
nn the sleeves. The bodice is surplice.
aud the skirt Is drapei with the modish
pe--iop effect. Pattern No. s21s will re-
produce MS model. and {; has beside a
guimpe aud a fichu accessory. The price
Is - cents.
The Guthrie daily leader. [volume] (Guthrie, Okla.) 1893-1996, 1914-03-21

which as vet does not appear as an over
shadowlng innovation.
1t is fir cry from the day Of the MIN
nish taior-made with canyaSed fronts. mud
the stiilly boned fitted waists 10 the snpplo
garments of iAc coming season, Te-day.
costuming is rather The business Of dress
makers than OF men tailors The frills
and furbelows. whether few or many seem
more within the province Of the fair sex
TO make as well rs to wear.
The models Illustrated on this page are
few q the palmer types which will be
worn for practical outdoor service That
on The left. tcoat Sl33, skirt 1871 is a
very smart design used as well for silk as
The Guthrie daily leader. [volume] (Guthrie, Okla.) 1893-1996, 1914-03-21

fine is the craze, and 1t comes in bcautifu.
llght colors that set on summer dresses.
Eight weight wooden materials are also
shown IN the model of the picture. No.
sl3o. This sports coat is featured in all
sizes. 1t has the raglan front, and square
loose back, with wide belt and pockets
adding 'swagger' look that is approved
Tor the purpose. The simple style. and
the absence of tailoring mentioned hereto
fore, make it possible for any woman who
can sew to have this fashionable necessity
for very little money The dress shown
with the coat. (S05Sl Is made Of black
and white checked ratine. 1t has a two
tier skirt. Each pattern is Is cents
The Guthrie daily leader. [volume] (Guthrie, Okla.) 1893-1996, 1914-03-21
To Clean Delicate Lace

Real laccs which brcoinc soiled from
wearing may be cleaned by applying
powdered magnesia or French chalk Ia
them. 10y the pieces out smoothly on
Tissue paper and dust the powder over
Them. Fold and put away for several days.
Then brush with nail scrub, and II The
soil has not come ont give n second ap-
plicntion. 1.aces that have grown yellow
need TO be blcached with chemicals used
Iv ,.rof,..i.uaf rapuVo.or~
The Guthrie daily leader. [volume] (Guthrie, Okla.) 1893-1996, 1914-03-21

To one cupfII of boiled and faxed cod
isb. add one cupful Of mashed potatoes,
one-half cupful Of milk one beaten egg. salt
and pepper TO taste. Put this into bat
tered baking dish. and bake in the oven
until Drowned. Other fish may be SINH
iarly served. Where ramekins are used.
this dish viii make an excellent luncheon
cor-S~ ~oekei in the individual portions.
With very little cheese grated on the top
Just IS the fish is put into the oven.
The Guthrie daily leader. [volume] (Guthrie, Okla.) 1893-1996, 1914-03-21

sleeves are short, though long ones will
be used also. as notitcI in The other street
suit at the right tcoat 1850. skirt, TI2Op !.
This coat SUCCESS the tailor-made more
than most new models. 1t has a long
straight back. and fronts cutaway in lines
that are becoming on 4 stout woman.
Plain cheviot in navy blue is the material,
with blue and wh.tc skirt that has three
straight brcadihs, aud IS two yards on the
bottom. The other checked skirt Is narrow,
and a tunic effect may be had with the
pattern from which 1t can be copied.
As for separate wraps, fashion en-
phasizcs the loose coat made Of many kinds
VI soft WOODEN and cotton materials Col
The Guthrie daily leader. [volume] (Guthrie, Okla.) 1893-1996, 1914-03-21

B e. J: @ !" g.. e: !: !: p: Z. !. !: :.':::'
e- Soeurs - Paris. whose laicst
creations are said 90 be entirely diGer-
ent from those of their rivals. and not
extreme. One Of these admirable styles
which American women Of conservative
taste viii appreciate is the gown Of gray
satin charneuse having tie flowing grace
fui lines that add heirat aud dignity 30.
S2lNi. The train Is less 10 evidence. since
dan ing has become So popular. but for
formal occasions many older women prefer
70 scar 2 gswn VITA l. Tai4 is char cfer-
zedby tic elegant simplicity which many
roriuriers are Offering and which ue eau
anDr7Fe for more reasons than one. Sach
dresses heir 10 solve the dress kim prob
iem. aHd 10 r-iale ihr Ua-i ~ .-sHs ise
ing. J. IS os iae fabric. " wonderful tex
iures snd e0lo!lng sl4g the notable d..
The Guthrie daily leader. [volume] (Guthrie, Okla.) 1893-1996, 1914-03-21
Washing Soda for Cleaning

To easily and eifeciually clean oil crueis
puf some washing soda into the cruet and
SHAKE il with a little water. The oil and
soda viii make soap. which then cleans the
glass. and leaves IT shining. Washing soda
sprinkled on a greasy ririle immediately
after frying. apd dissolved with q little
boiling wa;e-. v.i,, similarly turn the
grease into . sospy mixture and make the
cleaning task much easier.
The Guthrie daily leader. [volume] (Guthrie, Okla.) 1893-1996, 1914-03-21
.Sordines uu Cyof;n

Sardlnrs VIII mako an unusual luncheon
dish served an craiin. Into a shallow bak-
ing dish sprinkle fine bread crumbs. aud
place layer of sardinos on it. Add a few
drops Of lemon juice. layer of bread
crumbs. aud bis Of butter TO nloislcn them.
Cook for ten minutes until the fish are
thoroughly heated and the crumbs arr
hrnwraf
The Guthrie daily leader. [volume] (Guthrie, Okla.) 1893-1996, 1914-03-21
EmbsoiGered 5eAooerrMeal c.csh

An effective and durable hefven-eals reh be made
Of linen cnsh sith conventional design shown
above The reugber surface ~ e crssh artistic for
the purpose ebrod-s of silk aes Is useL
Three shs5s< old blue nil D. good rreB II that should
sspee ia .ith the color scheme Of the fur
pishinfs The cloth twenty-five inches diameter.
The pattern IL 10 cents
The Guthrie daily leader. [volume] (Guthrie, Okla.) 1893-1996, 1914-03-21

Scrap baskets designed TO other of
bedroom or library oenrr appropriate than odd
basket The shown above * made If linen
Iaseboard The decoration is srnclod in color II is
of FIVE patterns which ready Stamping or stencng
under number 1896 single motif such as this may
used on ampshades curtain bureau and table
The Guthrie daily leader. [volume] (Guthrie, Okla.) 1893-1996, 1914-03-21

es breadth, and made Of plain and fancy
Fabrics. Suit coats are cutaway in front,
while the backs are fun. plated or cir
cular. Some skirts are boufant. others
have tunics and tiers; and still others in-
troduce plaits in new ways which actually
give greater breadth at the foot, though
It's existence Is disguised From hose facts
and many more notifications If recent
modes. we conclude that here ~ a group
ing about for the something altogether new,
The Guthrie daily leader. [volume] (Guthrie, Okla.) 1893-1996, 1914-03-21
Cutaway Coat with Vest
Matching Odd Skirt

Pafferrs for d-sirrs shotpa on tkis page
can Be obteined f-orn any agency ssiiiss
Newark evening star and Newark advertiser. [volume] (Newark, N.J.) 1909-1916, 1914-02-07
Ones Own Company.

One of the tests of character is the
ability of man to find satisfaction,
without egotism, in his own society.
One who cannot be alone without a
miserable restlessness must be the
victim of structural defect in his
personality. The well-stored mind
provides company enough for an &C.
casionaI interval of solitude. He who
has read well and thought much and
carefully observed has introduced
himself to a society which will az
ford him entertainment when none, in
the flesh, Is present II a man is
afraid to be alone Il must be be-
cause he is afraid of his own thoughts
or because his thoughts are few and
scattered and cannot fill the vacuity.
Some of us cannot afford TO think,
when. as the poet puts it, but to
think is to be full of sorrow."7 At
such time we catch eagerly at any
diversion that puts to rout the shad-
Ledger.
Newark evening star and Newark advertiser. [volume] (Newark, N.J.) 1909-1916, 1914-02-07
MONDAY. FEBRUARY .. isI4-

According to astrology this Is not q
lucky day. Jupiter. Uranus and sat
urn are all in adverse aspect. while
Mars alone is friendly.
II Is a time to sell and not TO buy
Jupiter is in a place held to exercise
an unfortunate influence for all who
speculate or make investments.
Warning is given by the seers that
the signing Of bonds, guarantees and
securities Is likely to be followed ~
loss.
The aspect, so forbidding for what
ever involves the element of chance.
Is read as conducive to dishonesty.
as well as to bad Judgment in imam Z
cial affairs.
Bankers. cashiers, treasurers and
all who handle money should be UNI
usually careful while this conflgura-
ton governs.
Judges and lawyers are subject 70
a rule which is unfavorable. 1t is not
an suspicious day for engaging In
any legal proceedings.
Since Jupiter is believed TO have
dominion over the blood. liver. veirlz
and arteries, diseases which affect
the organs of circulation are said 10
increase during the evil rule of the
planet. Many deaths among men o.
prominence are prophesied
While Uranus and Saturn are both
holding malefic sway the psychic con-
ditions are said to be peculiarly try
ing and nerve-racking. The seers adj
wise men and women to postpone all
action of Importance, as the mental
vision is rendered detective
The conditions are not good for
travel today. Danger in Transporter
ton over electric railways is IN
creased. and storms are prognosti-
Gated.
Many Easter weddings are predict
ed as promising great measure q
happiness These will offset the tfi7
crease in divorce. which win mark
the first six months of this year.
Floods OF extraordinary area and
destructiveness are predicted for tho
spring.
Persons whose birthdate II Is have
the omen Of troublesome year Tdt5|
should not make any changes IN tus[1
ness or domestic environment
Children born Oh this day may ~
exceedingly high strung and actix.
Boys should be well trained IN
ness and girls should be safeEt<
against unhappy marriage
Newark evening star and Newark advertiser. [volume] (Newark, N.J.) 1909-1916, 1914-02-07
EhE WaARaEn
Euening Star
Astrologer
SUNDAY. FEBRuARx 5. isi4.
Two planets angry Gre
May kindIe base desires
COPYRIGHT. 1913
THE stars incline, but do not

The rule of the stars today Is evil.
according to the Interpretations Of
astroIogers. Mars and Mercury ars
adverse.
1t is a time to be quiet, conducting
ones domestic and social affairs
serenely Aware that the sway q
Mars when adverse has fendency
to make the temper testy and speech
hasfy. wise men and women win
exercise strong self-controL Especlai7
ly susceptible to the influences of ths
planet are those born between Marca
q and April 20.
While the aspect prevails It Is wed
to be temperate in all emotions
avoiding demonstrations Of Affection
and protestations of friendship
/, Lovers should be cautious.
New acduaintanees should be &C
| cepted tentatively and old friend
treated tactfully.
The omen is unfortunate Tor 90
nestle happiness. Criticism and hastz
judgment should be guarded against
Mercury Yields an influence tend
ing to produce anxieties and pett>
worries. Trihing annoyances should
be ignored.
Since Mercury rules the memorz
the day probably viii be trying e
students, actors and lecturers. Min
listers, also. may feel the planets
power TO destroy harmony with spif'
itual ideas.
Owing to the sway of Mars deeds
of violence are foretold as the whites
wanes. In New York, the seers De.
clare. murders. suicides and crimes O
every sort will multiply In this con-
nection success and in police reform'
is prognostIcated.
storms will bring distress to th<
poor of Chicago. who will suffer ~
tensely from the cold Many deatn'
are probable.
Mars is exercising an lninlc2
power. read as indicating danger q
the peace of Ireland. A London astroi'
oyer predicts the probable resignatlor
of the viceroy.
Persons whose birthdate Il Is hay'
the augury of quiet year. Mel
should safeguard their business IN
terests.
Children born on this day naYe
their magnetic centres In the sun ~
Aduarius with Saturn and Uranus az
their ruling planets. They have the
prophecy of fairly fortunate careers
with little chance Of great misfor'
tunes or large achievements.
Newark evening star and Newark advertiser. [volume] (Newark, N.J.) 1909-1916, 1914-02-07
Simple English.

Yes" said the earnest professor
what we want in literature is direct
and simple English"
The listeners gravely nodded.
Direct and simple" they echoed.
Those conglomerated effusaons Of
vapid intellects," the professor went
on, (which pose in lamentable atti-
tudes as the emotional and intellec-
tual ingredients of fictional realism
fall far short Of the obvious require
ments of contemporary demands and
violate the traditional models of the
transcendent minds of the Eliza
bethaH era OF glorious memory Plain
and simple English is the demand OF
the hour"
Whereupon everybody applauded
and went home.-Cleveland Plain
Dealer.
Newark evening star and Newark advertiser. [volume] (Newark, N.J.) 1909-1916, 1914-02-07
Dewey's Idea.

Admiral Dewey once described
quantity in Washington a man who
was a borrower and a sponger.
'.He is one of those chaps that one
occasionally meets, the admiral said.
who use all their friends as coaling
stations"
Newark evening star and Newark advertiser. [volume] (Newark, N.J.) 1909-1916, 1914-02-07
heAneh-seehh

GhJLd borT~ tA.s dDaA.
o.LL Look Ike It's No.
th..xo.FI Is brsll,s
1Fd.s h.erueJts i I'll
LeoIc ike, Us lad Sc.
!. uoes upr,5t Glab.t.
~ NEAHAEn
LOOK OUT FOR Tiki KIND
or LE HThEP THE ICE
'TROST LlkES.
Newark evening star and Newark advertiser. [volume] (Newark, N.J.) 1909-1916, 1914-02-07

THE janitor is now the superin-
tendent."
Good work." declared the Junior
partner. But why didn't you make
him superintendent in the first
place."
Because" answered the senior
member, II knew he'd want a promo
ton eventually. Every man wants a
promotion some time, and to my
mind. a good man deserves one
Judge.
Newark evening star and Newark advertiser. [volume] (Newark, N.J.) 1909-1916, 1914-02-07
Nothing Luxurious.

After oerusing the diatribes of
number CT novelists who have been
incarcerated, we infer that prison in
mates occupy cells and eat rather
plain food.-Louisville Courier-Jour-
nal