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The Celina Democrat. (Celina, O. [Ohio]) 1895-1921, 1914-10-23
Exact Copy Of Wrappe
COMPLIMENT THAT WAS REAL
Tribute Paid BY Old Nurse Of John
Sharp Williams Should Have
Pleased Bride.

Senator Kern of Indiana and John
Sharp Williams of Mississippi are not
only fellow Democrats, but very good
friends and frequently pelt each other
good naturedly.
Upon one occasion. when Mrs. Kern
was on a visit to the capitol, Senator
Williams was introduced to her. After
the usual exchange of greetings the
gentleman from Mississippi looked
gravely at Mrs. Kern and, with the eX-
preston of a judge who had a sym
pathetic comprehension of all things
pertaining to prisoners at bar, in
quired in a judicial voice to match,
Madam, did you marry this man Of
your own free will?"
Upon proper assurance that this was
the case, he remarked, gallantly: Il
think John has done what an old
darky on the home place said done
when l brought my wife back home a
bride.
The old nurse met us at the gate,
and when told her, This is your Miss
Betty, now-my wife, the old darky
looked Miss Betty over very admiring-
ly. Then she turned her shining black
face to me and exclaimed: 'Massa John
Shap, Use been heah TO- three genera
tions O. brides, but yoh, sub, yoh has
jest outmarried yo'self.' Washing
ton Star.
The Celina Democrat. (Celina, O. [Ohio]) 1895-1921, 1914-10-23
SUNDAY, OCTOBER 25, 1914.

After early morning the planetary
rule is unfortunate. According TO the
reading OF the stars, Neptune and
the Sun are strongly inimical and
Venus is mildly adverse.
1t is we'll to avoid persons whose
favor is advantageous, for, under this
figure, men and women endowed with
power are likely to be unbending and
ungracious. Visits TO relatives are
not favorably ruled and may be most
unlucky.
While this aspect prevails it is well
to be exceedingly reticent, as It is
held as dangerous to impart plans that
are important or to communicate seri-
Gus intentions of any sort.
Lovers are subject to evil influences,
It is believed, and overconfidence is
probable when the Sun is opposed to
human desires.
Owing to the aspect of Neptune,
fraud and deception may cause trouble
today.
Exceedingly persistent care concern
ing hygienic conditions is imperative
under this configuration.
The psychic influences are supposed
to be intensified, while this rule of the
stars continues and they may cause
many vagaries, the seers declare.
Hospitals are under a malefic sway
today Much illness in this country
is indicated for next month.
Petrograd is again under a most
sinister rule which presages illness or
trouble for the czar.
Suffering among the poor will be in
tensified by severe weather next win
ter, according TO the indications seen
in the stars. Churches will bear many
extra burdens, and philanthropic or
ganizations will extend activities.
Children should be guarded with
especial care, as epidemics are again
foreshadowed. Unusual mortality
among both young and old is indi-
Gated.
Persons whose birthdate it is have
the prognostication of anxiety during
the coming year Business and domes-
tic affairs may present many perplex-
tiles.
Children born on this day probably
will be alert in mind, energetic and in
dustrious, They may have many dis
appointments in business or profes-
sional ambitions, however
The Celina Democrat. (Celina, O. [Ohio]) 1895-1921, 1914-10-23
LOSS OF WAR EXAGGERATED
Real Facts as to Mortality and Prop
erty Destruction In a Six
Months Conflict.

The destruction OF war is not nearly
as great as it seems, Engineering Mag
azine states. If people do not produce
neither do they consume, and the
man who may have been making and
spending $40 a day comes down to the
81 or even to the ten cent level with
out particular detriment to himself or
to his similarly placed neighbors. The
total wealth of Germany is 36O,5OO,-
600, 900 and even If the actual war
wastes were S2,OOO,OOO a day this in a
whole year would amount to less than
1 per cent of the accumulated wealth
of the fatherland. The average death
rate in Germany is probably 20
per 1000, or 100000 a year. XIII 100,-
! 900 soldiers and you have only doubled
for one year the normal outflow. In
four years, If the normal rate were
lessened from 20 to 10 per cent, the
loss would be numerically made up.
The loss of life, the loss of time, the
loss of property in six months war
is, after all, Insignificant compared to
the great enduring life of the nation.
Recuperation will be rapid.
The Celina Democrat. (Celina, O. [Ohio]) 1895-1921, 1914-10-23
FRIDAY, OCTOBER %. 1914.

He who would have success today
must be active in the early hours, for
after noon Mars and Saturn exercise
evil sway. In the morning the Sun
is in a place strongly benefic in its in
| fuence
Before AFTERNOON the sign is most
encouraging for all who seek employ
ment. 1t is an auspicious time to push
all business affairs.
Under this confguration all who
rule, whether in high or humble office,
should benefit. The president Of the
United States should be particularly
| fortunate.
Politicians who hold Office and seek
reelection are supposed to benefit
from this aspect, which encourages
those who possess power to keep it.
Startling events in connection with
| the autumn elections are prognosti-
Gated. The middle West is under a
rule that presages surprises. New
York has the augury Of severe con-
tests that bring about unsatisfactory
conditions.
This day is not favorable time for
any enterprise in which the old are
Interested, for Saturn's adverse sway
is believed to bring disappointment
and trouble to the aged.
While this aspect prevails it is wise
to avoid arguments, since Mars in evil
place is held to encourage quarrels
and to cause hasty judgments. Cali
fornia is subject to conditions that are
menacing, and warning is given of
possible complications with oriental
powers.
There is a prophecy that wave of
spiritual enlightenment will sweep
over the world, and that this country
will be the scene of a great conflict Of
good and evil, in which greed and al
truism will be pitted against each 9TH
er. Women will be conspicuous in
many public movements for the bet
/ terment Of humanity.
Socialism is under a rule that prom
lses tremendous gains and unexpected
accession of influence.
Persons whose birthdate it is should
be careful Of the health. They should
conserve their means and pass a year
of industry. Those who are employed
will be rather lucky.
Children born on this day have their
magnetic center in the Sun in Scorpio
and their principal ruling in Mars
They may meet many disappoint-
ments, because of chimerical dreams,
but they should be shrewd and enter
prising In most ventures. They are
likely to be fond of travel.
The Celina Democrat. (Celina, O. [Ohio]) 1895-1921, 1914-10-23

Yale's bowl, the fell cirque" or
stadium in which the great football
battle with Harvard will be played
this fall, win be the objective of 22
trainloads from New York alone on
the day of the game. The whole
structure will seat $1,000 people, and
it is announced that every seat in
the bowl is a good seat"-that is, it
has an unobstructed view of the play
ing field. Despite Cleveland H. Dodge's
protest against holding these annual
mimic battles" during wartime, the
Yale Alumni Weekly says they should
go on. If the contest in Europe has
any direct reaction on American col
lege football it would seem to lie in
the direction of eliminating the brutal
factors of the game.
The Celina Democrat. (Celina, O. [Ohio]) 1895-1921, 1914-10-23

dicted The prophecy Is that begin
ming IN the United States women VIII
perfect an organization for peace
which viii give Impetus 10 one OF the
most extraordinary movements In his
tory. A London astrologer foresees
an army "more mighty than any that
the allied powers can rally"
For this day the planet governs aus
/ pieiously for all who WOO or wed. Con
ditlons are encouraging for happy mar,
riages. which will multiply In times OF
stress
There is a lucky sign for the buy
ing and wearing OF new clothing
Those who sell have the omen OF
extraordinary prosperity In the spring
Those who deal in toilet accessories
are supposed to profit by this aspect
Manufacturing Is also attended by the
| best omens.
Dinners and public banquets are
likely to be successful this evening
Political speeches are subject to Ia
vorable influences.
The queen of England may suffer
from conflicting planetary guidance
London astrologers declare, and be-
reavement and sorrow are indicated
in her horoscope.
The prince OF Wales may attain
honor or distinction next month, when
his stars indicate severe strain upon
his health and an increase of anxiety
concerning public affairs.
Appalling shipwrecks are prophesied
for the month of December, when
storms will increase dangers that null
tiply in wartime.
Washington Is under a rule that
presages serious troubles for the ad-
ministration, which may be embar-
rassed by mistakes in dealing with for
eign powers.
Persons whose birthdate it is may
have a year of perpleXity. They are
warned of danger from accident.
Children born on this day probably
will be exceedingly original and tai
ented. They may be extraordinarily
liable to falls or mishaps. Boys have
the augury Of success, although they
may experience many reverses.
The Celina Democrat. (Celina, O. [Ohio]) 1895-1921, 1914-10-23

fore spring Warning against the
prevalence Of fraud IN large transae
tions Is given.
Extremes OF moods and fashion are
indicated as likely 20 prevail during
the next year Women are subject 70
a rule OF the planets. which indicates
excessive gravity and excessive tFiy
olity, but the balance will be In "a
vor OF serious occupations and soberei
selections In dress Modesty VIII
again attain favor.
Persons whose birthdate Il is have
the augury Of pleasant change aud
successful travel In the coming year
The young will marry.
Children born on this day have
lucky stars to guide them. Both boys
and girls have the possibility OF ris
ing 10 important positions in life.
These subjects Of Scorplo may have
talent In scientific lines.
The Celina Democrat. (Celina, O. [Ohio]) 1895-1921, 1914-10-23
WEDNESDAY, OCTOBER %, 1914.

According to astrology this is one
of the rare days in which the stars eX-
ert the best influences upon the in
habitants of the Earth. The Sun IS
so strongly benefic in aspect that its
power dominates all the planets
Saturn and Uranus, also, stimulate hui
man activities.
1t is a most propitious time to real
ize dreams of any sort. Ambition may
be put to the test successfully under
this sway of the chief luminary
The aspect is promising for all who
seek employment 1t is held that the
vibrations from the heavens stir in the
brains of the great and successful
kindly feelings and that he who de-
sires aid in any enterprise or help to-
ward any attainment will have un-
usual chance Of success.
The aspect is lucky one for deal
ings with government representatives
of every rank. Diplomats and states
men are subject to the best leadings.
A southern man will win fame.
Literary men and scientists are
lucky, under this confguration, which
should stimulate their minds and in
yigorate their bodies, A period of
good fortune for them is presaged.
Women will be less in the public
priuts than formerly during the COM
ing winter, which will bring them
heavy private responsibilities and
prevent much public work, but sue
cess for suffrage and other reforms
will be gained in unexpected ways,
the seers declare.
The viceroy of India has been
warned by London astrologers that
December will be a critical month.
Mars still threatens the inhabitants
of many European cities with epidem-
les of fever and enteric diseases.
Periods of severe storm next month
will cause unusual suffering. In Eu-
rope the weather will be exceedingly
cold and unsettled, thus increasing the
terrors of war.
Persons whose birthdate it is have
a fortunate anniversary. Men will
prosper in business affairs. Women
have the augury of happiness.
Children born on this day have the
probability of much joy in life. They
will meet with treachery, however
but they will have the ability to pro-
tect themselves. These subjects Of
Scorpio are likely to be rather self.
centered.
The Celina Democrat. (Celina, O. [Ohio]) 1895-1921, 1914-10-23
TUESDAY, OCTOBER 27, 1914

Astrology reads the stars as most
unfavorable today, since Mars, Saturn
and Mercury are all strongly adverse.
The aspect is inimical TO agreements
and contracts of every sort. He who
signs important documents, while this
conflguration prevails, probably viii
sustain severe losses and meet with
great disappointments, the seers de-
clare.
It is an unlucky time for journeys
upon which business success depends,
Changes of location, also, are held as
unfortunate when Mercury is in evil
aspect.
Mars gives warning that danger
turks in every indulgence OF emotion
or mood, for under the rule Of the
planet as it is placed today the pas
sions are easily awakened and anger
hasty speech and unwise acts are
common. Persons born between
March p and April 10 should be espe-
cially cautious.
Saturn is believed to increase any
tendency toward Dielancholy. Dis
couragement and dependency are
likely to destroy good judgment, and
it is well to delay any matter OF i'm
portance until a more auspicious gov
ernment of the stars.
There is a sign read as indicative OF
illness and death among aged men
and women who have attained promi-
nence. Many accidents will be re-
corded and railway journeys may be
most unlucky.
American aviators are destined to
win fame for daring feats within the
next year, but there will be an unprec-
edented loss of life it is predicted
Saturn still menaces San Francisco
where strife or fear Of conflict with
a foreign power will cause unsettled
conditions. Internal dissensions may
produce remarkable results in the
coming election. Growth Of popula-
ton for California is presaged by the
stars.
Persons whose birthdate it is should
pass a quiet year, attending strictly
t. business and domestic affairs.
Change is likely to be unlucky.
Children born on this day may be
exacting in nature and difficult to
manage. They may be opinionated
and severe in their judgments of other
persons. Boys should be shrewd in
business matters, ambitious and fairly
successful. Mars is their principal
ruling planet.
The Celina Democrat. (Celina, O. [Ohio]) 1895-1921, 1914-10-23
HOROSCOPE
Copyhsht BY tho Mcclure Newspaper synaicate
THURSDAY OCTOBER %, 1914.
THE stars Incline, but DO not compel"

THURSDAY, OCTOBER %, 1914
Astrology finds that the planets are
favorlng humanity today, for, while
the Sun and Neptune are mildly ad-
verse in the evening. Uranus, Venus
and Jupiter are strongly benefc in as
pect during the hours OF greatest
business activity.
II should ba a propitious time TO en-
gage in new business enterprises to
invest, 10 speculate and TO seek asso-
ciates in daring enterprises. There
is a lucky sign for opening shops or
choosing offices,
When Jupiter is friendly judges,
lawyers. scholars, legislators an6 men
in commanding positions should bene-
1t
This aspect is a fortunate one for
bankers, who will make great profits
and extend their connections before a
year Is past
Women should find this confgura-
tion a fairly fortunate one for busi-
ness. Il is pIophesied that they will
gain unusual positions In the financial
world.
The day is a lucky one for weddings
or engagements. The young will
marry in great numbers within the
next few months, it is predicted.
Elopements will multiply
There is a fortunate omen for
American modistes and milliners, for
all who beautify women and for those
who sell trinkets for feminine adorn-
ment.
Hunters and trappers should find
this a propitious time for procuring
game.
The eighth Of November has a most
unhappy significance for Russia. Mars,
passing the quadrature of the place Of
the last solar eclipse. is read as most
forbidding. This planet also threat
ems London, Dublin, Paris, Amsterdam
and Capetown next month.
February, when Saturn is stationary
in Gemini, near the place of the Sun
at the time of King Georges birth, is
said to be a critical time in the life Of
the English sovereign.
Persons whose birthdate It is have
a happy omen for the year They
should prosper in business and enjoy
peace in the home. The young will
have romances in the coming year
Children born on this day should be
self-reliant and trustworthy. AS they
partake of the qualities of both Libra
and Scorpio they should be versatile.
Many artists are born on this cusp,
where Mars and Venus exercise ruling
power.
The Celina Democrat. (Celina, O. [Ohio]) 1895-1921, 1914-10-23
DlSFIGURED WITH ERUPTION

24O6 Copeland ST., Cincinnati, Ohio
For one year my right wrist and
left arm from elbow to shoulder were
disfgured with sore eruption. The &c
zema broke out with rash and looked
like raw beef steak. 1t itched and
burned continually and had to keep
my arms covered with soft linen
cloths. I could not sleep at night.
81 was told it was chronic case OF
eczema and got medicine but it had
no effect. Then I sent for a sample OF
Cuticura Soap and Ointment and the
first application seemed to help me
I purchased two cakes Of Cuticura
Soap and a box of Cuticura Ointment
and in six weeks my arms and wrists
we're thoroughly healed" (Signed)
Mrs. John Clark, Jan. 26, IA.
Cuticura Soap and Ointment sold
throughout the world Sample Of each
free, with 32-p. Skin Book. Address post
card "Cuticura, Dept L, Boston. ADV
The Celina Democrat. (Celina, O. [Ohio]) 1895-1921, 1914-10-23
MONDAY, OCTOBER 26, 1914.

Astrology finds this day of con-
ficting good and bad influences.
While Mercury, Venus and Jupiter are
in benefic aspect, Saturn and Uranus
rule strongly for evil.
Although Venus is friendly, the as
pect is not a safe one, the seers say,
for the choosing of husbands or wives,
as Uranus has power to cause strange
attractions and to create eccentric af.
fections.
The day is a fortunate one for we'd
dings and for all social entertain
ments that bring together men and
women.
Milliners, modistes, florists and ca
terers should prosper while this con-
figuration prevails,
Artists, poets, musicians and actors
are under a rule held to be favorable
1t is an auspicious time to originate
a role or to produce a new play.
Managers of theaters are warned
that heavy losses may occur through
unforeseen circumstances which oper-
ate against them. Fires are a possi-
bility especially to be considered.
Bankers and provision dealers are
peculiarly aided by the stars, astrolo-
gers announce.
Farmers are likely to benefit great
" under this astral government, which
presages large crops next year and
extraordinary activity.
Large sales of land in southern and
western states are prognosticated be-
The Celina Democrat. (Celina, O. [Ohio]) 1895-1921, 1914-10-23
The Elahtlna Nations.

The tables of illiteracy for the ma
tions that are now fighting one an
other in the old world give us the fol-
lowing information: Number of peo-
pie per thousand unable to read and
write-in Germany, 3; in Austria, 429;
in Belgium, 24S; in France, l61; in
Great Britain, 10; in Russia, 725; in
Servia, 637. Thus it will be seen that
the two extremes are held by Ger
many and Russia.
The Celina Democrat. (Celina, O. [Ohio]) 1895-1921, 1914-10-23
SATURDAY, OCTOBER "a, 1914.

This is fairly lucky day, since as
trology finds that Venus is strongly
benefic while Uranus and Jupiter are
friendly.
Venus gives, in this confguration, a
wide sympathy, the seers declare, and
the sway Of this planet will exercise
a powerful influence for good upon the
women Of the whole world, it is pre-
The Celina Democrat. (Celina, O. [Ohio]) 1895-1921, 1914-10-23
Proved His Fitness.

Business Man Ito applicant for sit.
uation) Can you write shorthand?
Applicant-Yes, sir.
Business Man-How many words a
minute?
Applicant-Tve never counted, but
the day my wife found in my pocket
some letters I'd forgotten to post for
her l took down every word she ut.
tered as fast as she said them.
Business Man-YouI do.
The Celina Democrat. (Celina, O. [Ohio]) 1895-1921, 1914-10-23
Enouqh Is Enouoh.

When Thomas R. Marshall, the vice.
president, was governor of Indiana,
the city authorities Of Indianapolis
opened up a grand young bathhouse
and swimming pool. The first thing
the men in charge did was to send the
governor card emitting him to free
admission to the establishment.
A few days after receiving the first
pass he found a second In his mail,
Thereupon, he dictated the follow
NC letter:
''Gentlemens Your first pass re-
The Celina Democrat. (Celina, O. [Ohio]) 1895-1921, 1914-10-23

Were going to protect those trees
from the caterpillars if we have to
work day and night" said the deter
mined man.
"Yes," exclaimed the summer girl,
with shiver; "and let the poor cater
pillars get so ravenous that they'll at
tack human beingsl"
The Celina Democrat. (Celina, O. [Ohio]) 1895-1921, 1914-10-23
Domestic Brand.

Tommy-Do fairy tales all begin
with "Once upon a time?"
Mother - Not always; sometimes
they start, Dearest, l sat UP with a
sick friend last night"
The Celina Democrat. (Celina, O. [Ohio]) 1895-1921, 1914-10-23

ceived as a courtesy. Your second 1
regard as a suggestion. If you send
me third, shall take it as a per-
sonal insult. Popular Magazine.
The Celina Democrat. (Celina, O. [Ohio]) 1895-1921, 1914-10-23
A Summer Girl.

Il love Edwin from the bottom Of
my heart"
"Then there is no place for me-"
Don't be too hasty. There's always
room at the top."-Louisville Courier
Journal.
The Celina Democrat. (Celina, O. [Ohio]) 1895-1921, 1914-10-23

Patients and Doctor Far Apart.
MY doctor is evidently determined
to get a rest"
What has he done?"
"Sent all his patients to the noun
tains and he's going to the seashore." "
City Journal.
The Celina Democrat. (Celina, O. [Ohio]) 1895-1921, 1914-10-23

If you can extract 80 per cent of
real Joy from the enjoyment you
plan you are lucky.
The Celina Democrat. (Celina, O. [Ohio]) 1895-1921, 1914-10-23
of Equal Impact,

Knicker-They are looking for a
war tax that will fall equally on every
one.
Bocker-Then tax the rain.
The Celina Democrat. (Celina, O. [Ohio]) 1895-1921, 1914-10-23

If you wish beautiful, clear, white
clothes, use Red Cross Ball Blue. At all
rood grocers. Adv.
The Celina Democrat. (Celina, O. [Ohio]) 1895-1921, 1914-10-23

American prunes are popular abroad
among people who don't consider the
prune a joke.
The Celina Democrat. (Celina, O. [Ohio]) 1895-1921, 1914-10-23
The Complete Butcher.

"WhatS veal, BENNY!
"Oh, it's the part of the COW we eat
before she grows up."-Sacred Heart
Review.
The Celina Democrat. (Celina, O. [Ohio]) 1895-1921, 1914-10-23

In South Carolina there are $4,000
more negroes than white children in
public schools.
The Celina Democrat. (Celina, O. [Ohio]) 1895-1921, 1914-10-23

The United States has 246,573 miles
of railroad.
The Celina Democrat. (Celina, O. [Ohio]) 1895-1921, 1914-10-23

Chile plans TO spend more than S22r
100000 in the next four years reorgan-
izing it's railways
The Celina Democrat. (Celina, O. [Ohio]) 1895-1921, 1914-10-23
Guaranteed BARGAINS

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The Celina Democrat. (Celina, O. [Ohio]) 1895-1921, 1914-10-23

YOUR OWN DRUGGIST WILL TELL YOU
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The Celina Democrat. (Celina, O. [Ohio]) 1895-1921, 1914-10-23
TWO Negatives.

why are-you so happy If she said
No?'"
She said II twice
The Celina Democrat. (Celina, O. [Ohio]) 1895-1921, 1914-10-23

Heard and obeyed.
"They say money talks.
Yes. Mine says: Save mel! "-Bos-
ton Evening Transcript.