St. Johns review. (Saint Johns, Or.) 1904-current, 1914-06-12

Strictly sanitary. =. Gilmore
barber shop. adv.
New Fluff Rugs from your olt
carpets. 1872 N. Edison street
Berry crates and boxes fol
: sale. Portland Manufacturing
. Co., foot of Richmond street.
) Picture framing doue at Portland
prices at H. F. Clark's, the furni
ture man. Adv.
An electric massage, only one
in town. --Gilmore's barber shop.
adv.
Want a drayman? Call Col.
umbia 72-Gatton's Transfer,
I104 Jersey street. adv
An excellent line of Phono-
graph Records at The st. Johns
Pharmacy. Dance Records of
all the latest and popular dances.
| adv.
| Call Columbia 72 for furniture
moving - Cations Transfer;
work guaranteed. adv.
For Sale-Two complete, store
fronts at half price; one for "a
foot building, the other for 20
foot building. See K. G. Couch
about it. adv.
| NOTICE.--As my wife, Mrs.
Jessie Lee, has left my bed and
board, | will hereafter not be
responsible for any debts con-
tracted by her. C. E. Lee. adv
Notice. Willamette Aerie No.
1858 +. o. f. will meet on the
End and 4th Tuesday evenings
| of June, July and August. 1914.
-R. E. Seeley, Secretary.
Auto for hire by day. hour or
trip, at very reasonable rates.
Good opportunity for parties of
four or less to make a trip into
the country at low price. II.
/ M. Waldref. 600 Fessenden street.
Even the clearest and most
perfect circumstantial evidence
Is likely to be at fault. after all.
and therefore ought to be re-
ceived with great caution. Take
the case of any pencil sharpened
by any woman. If you have
witnesses. you will find that
she did il with a knife: but if
you take simply the aspect of the
pencil, you will say that she did
Il with her teeth. Lend a Hand.
Mr.. and Mrs. +. +. Day. ac-
companied by Miss Malena Long.
left last evening for a tour of
the Eastern states. After stop
ping at number of points Of
interest along the way. they will
20 to Syracuse. New York.
where their automobile has been
shipped. They will auto from
Syracuse TO Maine. and will not
return to st. Johns until about
the first of September.
An entertainment and dance
was given by the -'Fraternal
brotherhood in the Eagle hall
last Friday evening. The hall
was filled to its capacity. The
following program was rendered:
Overture, orchestra; vocal solo.
Alice Brown: recitation. Joe
Ward; violin solo, Alvin Asper;
vocal solo, James Welch: violin
solo. Elmer Sneed; comedy
sketch. THE New Woman's Hus-
band;" trombone solo. Dick Per-
rine; finale. military drill. The
program was followed by dane
ing. Everybody had a splendid
time.
Mrs. Ida Corbett. wife of DIR.
John Corbett. died at her home.
COG Williams avenue. Portland,
Sunday morning. June 7th. of
paralysis. Mrs. Corbett suffer-
ed a stroke of paralysis about six
weeks ago. and another two
weeks before her death. She
leaves. beside her husband, one
son. Willis r.. now residing at
Dayton. Oregon. DIR. Corbett
and family formerly resided in
|St. Johns. where they have
many friends. Funeral services
were held at Blackburn's chapel
Tuesday afternoon: interment in
Columbia cemetery.
Two ministers, Presbyterian
and Methodist. were taking a
walk along a railroad track one
day discussing good naturedly
the points of difference of their
respective creeds. Presently.
coming to the yawning mouth of
one of those long tunnels for
which this road is famous. the
Methodist suggested that they
go in. They had gone but a
short distance when the Pres
byterian brother exclaimed with
sudden determination: Pm
going to get out of here! What
if a train should come alongW
"Oh. WELL" responded the other,
with a twinkle. which his COM
panion could not see. (" what is
to be will be. you know. :"
Yes" was the retort. "but |
don't want to be in here!"-Ex-
change.