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Aberdeen herald. [volume] (Aberdeen, Chehalis County, W.T.) 1886-1917, 1914-09-29
Benefits from the War.

Referring to the possible benefits
to accrue to the United States out of
the European war, an editorial in the
London Statist recently said:
1.-THE war in Europe will probably
bring economic advantages to the
United States. It will enable it to sell
its great crops in places which will
Aberdeen herald. [volume] (Aberdeen, Chehalis County, W.T.) 1886-1917, 1914-09-29
TRANSFER COMPANIES
For light or heavy hauling, call 2Ss
A. Star Transfer Co.
PUBLISHERS NOTICE

Subscribers served by city carrier,
falling to receive the Herald on Tues
day and Friday by o'clock p. m
will confer q favor on the publishe
by calling the City Messenger Co
Phone 70, who will deliver cop
Immediately Il
Aberdeen herald. [volume] (Aberdeen, Chehalis County, W.T.) 1886-1917, 1914-09-29
Let the People Rule.

The primary law of the state OF
Washington is a long way from the
law that the people expected at the
legislative session at which it was
enacted, yet it is the law and we must
make the best-or worst Of it. The
lew desired by progressive citizens
throughout the state. regardless OF
Aberdeen herald. [volume] (Aberdeen, Chehalis County, W.T.) 1886-1917, 1914-09-29
paid ADVERTISEMENT

hereby announce myself candi-
date for Representative for the 29th
District. subject to the expressed de-
sire Of the voters at the general cleo
lions, November 8, 1914.
DAN PEARSALL 1
Aberdeen herald. [volume] (Aberdeen, Chehalis County, W.T.) 1886-1917, 1914-09-29

no where but in the United States
The reports to the Comptroller OF
the Currency are certain to have a
reassuring effect upon the business
of the country. The financial situa.
ton is sound and is reckoning trade
and industry to 60 ahead with full
steam.
Aberdeen herald. [volume] (Aberdeen, Chehalis County, W.T.) 1886-1917, 1914-09-29
The PEOPLES Forum


responsible
brief
only
Aberdeen herald. [volume] (Aberdeen, Chehalis County, W.T.) 1886-1917, 1914-09-29
Contrary.

Knick-Does the dentist drill your
teeth? Knack-Yes. But he can't
make them act right.-Judge.
Aberdeen herald. [volume] (Aberdeen, Chehalis County, W.T.) 1886-1917, 1914-09-29

The Herald is the oldest paper Grays Harbo and
larger circulation than other paper in Chehas county
Using contracts based upon this claim
due contracts executed under this will
feited if the statement be not absolutely true.
Aberdeen herald. [volume] (Aberdeen, Chehalis County, W.T.) 1886-1917, 1914-09-29
johnson Has Constantly Maliened the
| President

Johnson, like many other standpat
Republicans, has spent his time ma
l;gning and buffooning President Will
son. Johnson has made speclaity
of this class of guerilla warfare. Inc
more he has been able to rldicule anc
villify President Wilson, the more ne
could accuse him of cowardice, the
more gleeful he has been. Johnson
Aberdeen herald. [volume] (Aberdeen, Chehalis County, W.T.) 1886-1917, 1914-09-29

In a recent speech Warburton de-
tends President Wilson and severely
criticises Albert Johnson as follows:
Every man and woman who has
closely followed the career of Presi-
dent Wilson, both as Governor of the
state of New Jersey and as President
of the United States, must have a
great admiration for him as man of
high character and integrity of pur-
pose No man may question his lofty
ideas of his position as President of
the United States. His ability, his
learning, must call forth the admira-
ton Of all honest men. Men may diff
fer with him as they do on political
measures blu there is nothing in his
conduct as Governor or as President
that entities him to base and unfair
criticism. I believe him to be a
strong, able, progressive Democrat.
He has urged consistently and with
great force large amount of pro-
gressive constructive legislation.
Nearly all the legislation that he has
advocated except free tolls I can
cheerfully support and recommend. If
/ am elected to Congress it will be
a pleasure for me to support President
Wilson on all Progressive construc-
tive legislation. In his foreign policy
l should support him to the end. l
have always firmly believed that his
Mexican policy was correct.
johnson Has Opposed All Progress
i've Legislation
! There has been no progressive leg
islation that Johnson and his brother
standpatters have not opposed. John
son so far as am aware has not
supported single one of the con
structive progressive bills that Prcsi-
dent Wilson has urged before Con
press
Aberdeen herald. [volume] (Aberdeen, Chehalis County, W.T.) 1886-1917, 1914-09-29

ON-WASHiNGTON RAILROAD
AND NAVIGATION CO.
El Paso herald. (El Paso, Tex.) 1901-1931, 1914-04-01
n Years Ago Today
From The Herald This Date 1900.

W. H Bishop is in the city from
Bisbee on a short visit
Fred Fenchler went down the Next
can Central line this morning.
J. W. Richards and Miss Petra Sapp
were married today by county judge
Harper.
Dave Martin came down from Tucson
last night to arrange some business
affairs
W. W. Bridgers was admitted to
practice before the FL PasO bar this
afternoon.
G. W LittleffeId has resigned his
position in the Southern Pacific rail-
way office.
F. NJ Rhomberg has been appointed
official watch inspector Of the FL PasO
and Northeastern.
Tomorrow will be the anniversary of
Gen. Porfirio Diaz's victory over the
French in Puebla, 1862, and will be
celebrated in JUarez.
R. F. Phillips house in Sunset
Heights is well under way Of erection
and J. c. VOss's house in the same ad-
ditiOn is practically completed.
Chief engineer Casweu and party of
twelve men have left for Roswell to
begin the survey Of the proposed eX-
tension Of the Pecos Valley and North
western from Roswell to FL PasO.
+. Moore obtained a building permit
for the erection Of a $4,000 business
house on Stanton street today. Harry
Cathen took out a permit for the
1-A NLAOAA u d III in GS4uGAlCE etL al
estimated cost of $500, on Virginia
street.
The school board will hold its regu-
lar monthly meeting tomorrow night.
This in all probability Will be the last
one by the present board unless a
special meeting should be called for
some purpose between now and May
3, the date set for the election of the
new board.
Fred Widman was out for practice
at Athletic park yesterday and showed
good form. He and Nalarkey will
guard the keystone sack. Frank
Morey. a Globe ball tOsser, wants to
join FL PasO's tournament club. Harry
JaCOby is a conner. He exhibited fine
control and great speed at practice.
Eighty loads of dirt were used in
raising the diamond in st. Louis. Ell
PasO could give them that amount
from the local park and not miss it.
sixteen young girls under the leader
ship of Mrs Jordan, have organized
history story club, to be known as the
Mount Vernon History cub. Miss Rosa
BlancO was elected president; Miss
Marguerite Winram, vice president.
Miss Mary WalthalL treasurer, and
Miss Josephine Mari, secretary. The
charter members of the club besides
these officers are; Leigh White, Car
mellta Ainsas Marie LOGguemare, Annie
Coffin, Gertrude Virgins, Evelyn Mar
tin, Ellie Shelton, Laura Townsend,
Mamie Lakeland, Julie COldWel and
Ruffie Roach. The club is to meet
every Friday and discuss history for
an hour.
El Paso herald. (El Paso, Tex.) 1901-1931, 1914-04-01
GLOBE SIGHTS.
(Atchison Globe)
H 49,

If you must .brag, brag on your
home town.
An unbelfever always wants every
one to know it.
Recommendations from some men
viii queer you
1t doesn't make any difference
where q man died He's dead.
Except a club or a WOman's tears,
no argument amounts to much.
Young Things special delivery
letters are rarely important
Usually the smallest and dirtiest
hotel in a village is called the
Grand"
After a man has fooled himself for
awhile, he is apt to think he can fool
everyone else.
The devil is often condemned for
organizing his forces, but lot Of
Christians should follow suit.
El Paso herald. (El Paso, Tex.) 1901-1931, 1914-04-01
An Armenian Immigrant

wandering about this learning the language
AZ
hd, tells his the Atlantic Monthly The Armenan
peculiarly who set their hearts this country
place to grow learning
dreaming the wolf that
to he Armna
within America
Disappointment But
that work hard and
fercey foOthOd of foreigners to Tea
ton themselves their
writing his experiences speaks Of the peculiar ideasn
country household tasks and
powder talk
Of Of realbo o
thing that is
ingenuity the folly the TOOL In
the
El Paso herald. (El Paso, Tex.) 1901-1931, 1914-04-01

II HE first of April IS a common day
of ordinary size and consistency,
II though somewhat damper than
the average. 1t is not important his
torically or economically and the banks
do not close when it cOmes-whIch
proves its insignificance more windy
than any other statement.
However, the first of April IS noted
in this country as a holiday. 1t IS
day upon which many men and boys give
their brains a day off and do not work
at all. The output of practical jokes
on April 1 IS greater than that Of all
other days put together.
On 364 days of every year the small
boys ambition is to become president
or pitcher for the Giants. But on the
365th day, which is April 1, his ambl-
ton is to induce some old gentleman
to pick up hot penny which has Just
been laid carefully on the pavement with
a pair of pincers.
For II months and % days, the ambi
ton of our newspapers is to prove that
the opposing party IS composed entirely
of rascals and that the competing news
paper has only four paid up subscribers.
But on the last day of the year, which
is April 1, the ambition of the news
paper IS to print a story which viii IN
duce several thousand people to go down
to the scene of the horrible collision
produced when Fifth avenue ran into
Main street.
Most of the time the eminent finan-
cier devotes mis- energies to separating
the public from its money by strictly
legal and proper methods. But on April
1 he forgets to look at the ticker for
hours at a time while arranging a brick
under hat, with the aid of the office
El Paso herald. (El Paso, Tex.) 1901-1931, 1914-04-01
THAT DEFENDS ON YOU.

Dear Miss FaIrtaN:
have been keeping company with
a young man for seven months and he
acted toward me as If he cared
great deal for me. 1 introduced him to
a girl friend of mine and he has trans
ferred his attentions to her by calling
on her and taking her out have not
been going with him for the last two
months, although We had 10 quarrel
over this. Lately he has been calling on
us again and has tried to force his at
tentiOns on me, but have ignored MN
Beatrice.
If you don't love him you are doing
right. If you do love him it is good
plan to punish him by ignoring him.
but don't carry your resentment 70
such extremes that you will lose him.
Having discovered that he made
mistake he may never be so faIthless
again.
El Paso herald. (El Paso, Tex.) 1901-1931, 1914-04-01
Public Servants Who Voted Right

BUYING site for county inun Of the city
the great majority of citizens
@ of the city vduc purchased by the county for
permanent bota location suitable cost
benefit that the
county has bought less cost than the price
first unit thoroughly hospital plant in keeping with the
requirements Of E Paso in goth century.
The commissioners against site and in favor of the site
east Of strictly the public interest against
the strong personal political brought bear And county
appreciation
the attitude All unmprOngy opposed
putting peoples totally unsuitable Ga site at large
premium t eaIvalue
largely delay thorough inspection
wastefu expenditure
money and that the people were protected political
with public
El Paso herald. (El Paso, Tex.) 1901-1931, 1914-04-01
To Defend the Americas Cup

IN HREE yachts the fastest and
cup the Americas with
= ". proving.
O. hull the spread sail
Of this side One Of the ceanes
sports its talk live the talk lion
tanner o.
something lines of tim slim ship
himself riding
waves in yacht nearly heavenly perfect notion feel the
power slipping
the face the distance
fromc cities yachting into bliss
The CITY smoke commissioner consuming
1000 percent profit uated burning
Of bituninOus cOal n its
El Paso herald. (El Paso, Tex.) 1901-1931, 1914-04-01
The Daily Novelette,
THE BLACK PILL BOX.
All of us can't be lovely;
All Of US can't be good;
All of US can't be stylish,
All Of US would if we could.

66g T HAS been bothering me for
years." she said with a slight
blush, "for years, and now at
last I can stand the mystery no longer.
Men get up in street cars and give their
seats to other girls-why don't they ever
offer them to me?'
The great detective looked at her
searchingIy, started to speak, then paled
and closed his mouth.
1T isn't as if 1 had no accomplish
ments," she went on 4 can play the
mouth-organ blindfOlded; can do the
Maxixe on one foot; 1 can bake, Try and
siZZle. and I can make an automatic
piano fairly talk How is it, sir; Oh
what Is the Teason?'
The great detective swallowed pain
fully.
Madam" he said at length, ''in nine
hundred and ninety-nine thousand cases
out of a million, L prefer deduction to
black art, for l am an essentially mod
ern detective. But this seems to be the
milIionth case. I cannot tell you. But
for fortY-nine cents, barely more than
what it cost me, ! viii let you have a
mystic charm by which You shall know.
1t IS here in this round. black pill box.
But YOU must not open it until you arc
alone in your room.
81 will cheerfully pay" she cried. 81
would consider it cheap at half the
price"
And she passed over the fOrty-nine and
ran all the wav home to save carfare and
the humiliation of not being given a
seat.
In the little black pill box was forty
seven cent German silver mirror.
El Paso herald. (El Paso, Tex.) 1901-1931, 1914-04-01
oI-AIlER RIFnITATInNs.

philadelphia RecOrd)
Many a man succeeds because he's
a good gUesser.
People who say just what they think
are more numerous than, popular.
A woman seldom puts off till to-
morrow what she can wear today
A mans faults are always more
easily remembered than his virtues
Falls asleep-the sOmnambulist when
he takes q tumble to himself
Few girls reach the age Of Is With
out having experienced the joys Of a
broken heart
Nell have frequently caught her
telling lies in spite of the faQf =
she is sucH Drude. Belief
the naked truth shocks her
El Paso herald. (El Paso, Tex.) 1901-1931, 1914-04-01
MOTHER SHOULD BE CONSIDERED.

Dear MISS I dlTIaN-
1 am 10 and love young man of q,
whom 1 know loves me very much I
nave gone out with him many times
and he has asked me to keep company
with him, but he is very much worried
because his mother objects, for the
reason that I am a poor girl and have
no money. He told me he doesn't want
to go against his mothers wishes but
he loves me and knows that 1 am a
refined girl from respectable people.
AS he doesn't have to depend on his
parents to make a living, he doesn't
care what his mother says.
If he were a. few years older, /
would advise him to give love a chance
first of all; but he is only p, and IS
still ansWerable to his moth ~.
Wait a few years. If his rs
are based solely on your ass
cumstances L am quite sun
overcome them. .H ~
El Paso herald. (El Paso, Tex.) 1901-1931, 1914-04-01
One-Sentence Philosophy
POINTED PARAGRAPHS.

lCnlCdSO NcWs.J
And many a raw deal is synonymous
with a close shave.
The old toper's pack of trouble is
always full and stopping over.
Many a man fails to get there be-
cause he carries excess baggage.
When a man is always telling how
honest he is we begin to get suspicious
You are more than half defeated in
any project when you have told all
your plans
The political candidate who "alsO
ram believes the country is short Of
asylums for hopeless idiots.
4 statesman is a candidate who sits
tight and lets the bosses play cheap
politics for the purpose of boosting him
into orffpa
El Paso herald. (El Paso, Tex.) 1901-1931, 1914-04-01
SHE DOESN'T CARE FOR YOU.

Dear Miss Fairfax
am q years old and keep company
with a girl two years my senior. l like
her very much, but she does not snow
very much affection toward me-
Whenever go to see her, she always
asks for my friends and does not feel
satisfied unless I bring themG If L
should bring them, she sits in one COR
ner with them and does not care very
much for my company. She always
wants to know everything that does
not concern her in the least. E. :.
Since she so plainly shows that she
cares for you only as a means for meet
ing other men. don't go to see her. You
owe something to your own pride, you
know.
El Paso herald. (El Paso, Tex.) 1901-1931, 1914-04-01
JOURNAL ENTRIEs.
(ToDeka Journal.l

IIODtha JOuIuiL-I
COntentment and success seldom
travel hand in hand.
Every man has one or more kicks
in his system, even if he isn't noisy
about them.
Of a hit with the man at whom it is
directed
The faults that a man is willing TO
admit that he has, are not likely to
amount TO much.
Everybody is not only looking for
n little tho best of it., but he also
thinks he is entitled to it,
El Paso herald. (El Paso, Tex.) 1901-1931, 1914-04-01
Outward Signs

may and have hangdOwn on his face athough
COL Inc
when he prescribed for fus cn OF
man
he noble poet and bd like hair they need
haDs
the Milton cut
porter
be
And
thus we grows judged by what they do no more
-lS siaLus~1 -
El Paso herald. (El Paso, Tex.) 1901-1931, 1914-04-01
Advice To the LOveIOrn
THE INDICATIONS FAVOR IT.
By Beatrice Fairfax.

Dear Miss Fairfax:
[ have been keeping company with
a very nice young woman of eighteen
for several months. The other day
our conversation turned to friendship
and she told me that 1 was her best
friend. She has also been writing to
me weekly, all of which L have ans
Wered.
Now. would you infer from that that
she cared for me? PerpleXed.
She likes you; of that there is no
doubt. Persevere in your attentions,
and am quite sure love will follow.
El Paso herald. (El Paso, Tex.) 1901-1931, 1914-04-01
CERTAINLY NOT.

Dear Miss Fairfax:
1 am an engaged girl and have re-
Gently received a photo postal from an
old acquaintance. Kindly advise me II
it would be an injustice to my fiance
to acknowledge this card. H. l.
Obligations to your fiance are
strained if they result in making you
impolite to your old friends Ac-
knowledge the card by all means
El Paso herald. (El Paso, Tex.) 1901-1931, 1914-04-01
NOT IN BEsT TAsTE

Dear Miss Fairfax:
For the past six months 1 have been
engaged to a young woman. Not very
long ago one of her old sWeetheartS
gave her a present. Was it right for
her to accept it after We were en-
gagged? Anxious
1t was not in the best of taste, but
perhaps your jealousy maSnifies the
wrong in it. If the former sweet
hearts attentions end with this, you
must not bubble over the matter.
El Paso herald. (El Paso, Tex.) 1901-1931, 1914-04-01
HE IS TRULY SMALL.

Dear Miss FaiTfaX:
I am a blonde, 26 years Of age, Just
six feet tall, and have been keeping
company with q young man for the past
seven years. He is also a blonde, five
feet four inches tall We were to be
married in June, but now he tells me
that, owing to the vast difference in
our heights, he can never marry me, as
his friends would be ridiculing him.
HeartbrOken.
The physical height makes no differ
ence, but his mental, moral and spirit
El Paso herald. (El Paso, Tex.) 1901-1931, 1914-04-01
nONgT TRY.

Dear Miss Fairfax:
L am sixteen and meet q. boy every
dav. whom I have learned to care FOR.
Now this boy speaks to me, but I don't
think I should speak without knowing
him, as it is not proper. How may L
become acqUainted2 Troubled.
You are q nice sensible girl to re-
fuse to speak to a boy you don't know
Continue to be sensible by making no
effort to meet him. All that will come
to you in good time.
El Paso herald. (El Paso, Tex.) 1901-1931, 1914-04-01

they seem. For this reason the laws
should compel the Panama toll planks
of our political platforms to be published
on April 1 and this day should also be
reserved for the issuing of large num-
Der of very attractive stocks and bonds
backed by a few speckled vests and an
air of great honesty and benevolence
on the part of the issUers.-COpyrighted
BY George Matthew Adams.
El Paso herald. (El Paso, Tex.) 1901-1931, 1914-04-01
The Tool Of Civilization

the wOman hair It Thomas
would married just to have
could clean his Other have
tried to get Of marrying equivalent bit of
through the cloth
is IN other and worked
a the
pin told
she had wire hair pin the
In Massachusetts, cruelty a When
children
El Paso herald. (El Paso, Tex.) 1901-1931, 1914-04-01
April l
BY GEORGE FITCH.
Author Of aAt Good Old siwash."

boy, in such a manner as to induce the
head bOokkeeper to kick his great toe
half way through the brick.
April 1 is devoted exclusively to the
production Of things which are not what
El Paso herald. (El Paso, Tex.) 1901-1931, 1914-04-01

"VIctOrIa.' SAYS G. B. ShlW, was
Wing. Edward VII, was a Liberal and
George V, is a Syndicalist." With
very vague idea of what Syndicalist
is, we have grave fears that the Crown
Prince will turn out to be an anarchist
El Paso herald. (El Paso, Tex.) 1901-1931, 1914-04-01

No woman ever thought so much of a
friend that she wOuldn' try t sell 'em a
ticket.
Miss Fawn Lippincut talks some O.
startin' a open air school t. teach milk
men how t write without takin' ther
mittens off.
El Paso herald. (El Paso, Tex.) 1901-1931, 1914-04-01
llPen- Ticfures. So Id SD.

Cartoons depicting the horrors OF
prison life got a man pardOned from
the California penitentiary. The most
important thing the artist had to draw
was the attention of the governor.
El Paso herald. (El Paso, Tex.) 1901-1931, 1914-04-01
Fourteenth We

Chicago. Ill. April
an in two years TO
Chicago jury of a chi
a man was freed "a
Harsten took from
Miss Afaude Otheras
ing murdered EdWa
was stabbed to dc
December %, 1913,
fight.
El Paso herald. (El Paso, Tex.) 1901-1931, 1914-04-01
More Truth Than Poetry
d. JAlIEs J. NIONTAGUE.

TIE Law Of Compensation.
Wages rise sooner on the farm than
in the city AS long, however, as 1t
is necessary to rise sooner to get them,
the labor supply is not shifting no
tiCeably.
El Paso herald. (El Paso, Tex.) 1901-1931, 1914-04-01
100 Years Ago Today

n Ne hundred years ago today the
I French senate decreed the depO-
sition of Napoleon, declaring in
a formal resolution that Napoleon
Bonaparte is depOsed from the throne,
and the hereditary rights established in
his family are abolished The French
people and the army are relieved from
the oath of fideEty towards Napoleon
Bonaparte." Tie allies were now, IN
possession of Paris The court had
taken flight. All the constituted bodies
FASTENED to give.in their adhesion to the
declarations of the senate. The army
alone still remained TO all appearance,
faithfully gathered around the fallen
emperor, who remained at Fontainebleau,
where he made a last futile effort to
concentrate his scattered forces.
El Paso herald. (El Paso, Tex.) 1901-1931, 1914-04-01
CaIve.s IeMeIs sfnIcn.

Nice, France, April Mime. Emma
Calve, the singer, has been robbed of
quantity of jewels. The police sus-
pect an employee Of Nine. Calve, who is
supposed to have fled to Italy.
El Paso herald. (El Paso, Tex.) 1901-1931, 1914-04-01
Curioug Tnnnimitv Of ODinIOn.

Almost without exception every in
mate of every prison agrees that
prisons are very inferior places of res
idence.
El Paso herald. (El Paso, Tex.) 1901-1931, 1914-04-01

T4IRTYFOURTH YEAR OF PUBLICATION
covering Ai
Cownero Of one-fnh
inters Isl owned =
SevensJ A Smith III un.
r G. A A l. Sharpe and Ionn 0@HS-
El Paso herald. (El Paso, Tex.) 1901-1931, 1914-04-01

UaI smallness make him unfit to marry
any girl
Try to forget him and the seven
years wasted in his company.
El Paso herald. (El Paso, Tex.) 1901-1931, 1914-04-01

ut seems to me it is about
make an example OF these AZ
and motorcycle thieves, decla
Davis. They are certainly
bold. 7 left my motorcycle stsi
the corner of Texas and Ore8
day afternoon and two hol
when I returned to the place.
chine was gone. II is gettln
an owner is afraid to leave
mobile on the streets. The
this JOY riding at the eXpen7
ers can be stopped is TO cat
these fellows and make an
him. If.you see anything Of
motorcycle, No. 8, let me X
the only machine Of tina
town"