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Albuquerque morning journal. [volume] (Albuquerque, N.M.) 1903-1926, 1914-11-03

How TO Develop Trade With South
America" In the title Of an editorial
IN the outlook for october 4, accom-
panying an article by Mr.. Robert Ba-
con. describing recent journey
through South American countries
The outlook says
| our American manufacturers have
learned the prejudices and habits
Of the people In the different parts OF
the union and give them what they
want. Most Of the sombreros worn on
the plains OF Texas are made in Phil
adelphia and felt-llned "arcties' Of
the northwestern lumbermen are
made In Providence. Rhode Island.
The manufacturers Of both these ar
ticics have become rich because they
supplied what the people wanted, and
did not attempt to give them some
thing Just AZ good or better which was
not wanted. They saw the ruts. and
made the goods 10 IT,
In dealing with South America tho
same policy In necessary. The goods
wanted must be adapted 10 the tastes.
habits and prejudices Of people who
for centuries have had standards OF
living, eating and dressing that arc
different from our own. II is both
useless and impairment to attempt TO
impose other standards upon them.
~ Is exceedingly difficult, II not Inn
possible 10 change the habits Of peo-
pie, and II we are TO supply the needs
Of South America we must give the
people there what they want, and not
what we think Is best suited to their
needs. We must learn 10 speak their
language. Our statesmen must be In
sympathy with their mental processes
Albuquerque morning journal. [volume] (Albuquerque, N.M.) 1903-1926, 1914-11-03
MAKING AGrrAToHs.

7, ,bs Nav York sun recently an,
pcarea an olaborate account OF The
funeral NJ n dog The sun save a half
column az euloey Of the dog because
n belonned Ia prominent society
woman minute and serious account
~ the burial ARRANGEMENTS was print.
"A INCLUDING tbe foIIowlnp.
mo expense was spared I'm prepar-
INK Betty for burial The dog had a
real undertaken After being smpaim
~, ~" va p'a,su s - 49, ". 49,
cos,ss 81 rested in the undertaker's
chapel
The Instructions Tor bettys tuner
~ na"e ~" - ~ nan,s ward .c,,ve
BETTY The same kind of funeral.
said the message, meaning that all
Duryea dogs nave money spent on
a "s re ",n n,aco ' ~ IN ~" W,chnrv Val.
lev. Tenn. 80 Betty's body is now on
its way to Hickory Valley
rms happens 10 DC ''ihe "he"
thous"hds OF brave men are na'S so-
Albuquerque morning journal. [volume] (Albuquerque, N.M.) 1903-1926, 1914-11-03

II all originated in u small grocery
store where they sold anything from
sand TO pearl necklace. A farmer
had gone for some lIniment to rub on
his cows bad leg. The bungling gro
Ger gave the old farmer. however.
some cologne instead OF the lIniment.
The day following, the farmer came
back In a great rage.
Look here" he said 10 the grocer.
Il wish you'd be careful how you
chuck things over that counter. You
gave me cologne yesterday instead OF
liniment. an I'd put II on me blessed
COW afore / knowed."
Il hope II hasn't done any harm"
said the grocer, in modifying tone.
Harm be hanged" snapped the
farmer. THAT ere COW won't eat
now. nor allow 'erself to be MIXED.
The only thing she does is TO sigh
the whole day long. and go and look
at her reflection in the pond"
Albuquerque morning journal. [volume] (Albuquerque, N.M.) 1903-1926, 1914-11-03

possible 10 get them. The old ruls
of the British recruiting officer was
10 put n peg in at i've feet. six inches
Amy one under that was rejected. The
poor fellow Of Ave feet, Ave inches,
wns unable TO get himself slain for
Ibis country or bear arms In It's de-
Tense. no matter how full OF patrio-
tism he might be.
Today al Is changing. The rule IL
In process " being made over 10 that
men OF Eve feet. three inches ARE TO
be accepted. This is as II should be-
An army Is not weakened but
strengthened BY small men. The vIg-
orous little man In these days OF long
distance fighting is fully M useful as
the vigorous biz man. Wiry physique
Is fully ~ desirable ne great muscle.
The small man has certain unde-
nIable advantages In war. even sup
posing that he does not look quite 10
well on parade lie can shelter him
self better In trench than big man
can. There IN less Of him az mark
for bullets. In the nature Of things
he ought 10 eat less aud keep warm
In smaller space. A bullet that would
pierce the brain OF a tall man would
pass harmlessly over his head. This
= certainly a valuable asset.
In France the height requirement
4 flexible. and the tendency II In the
direction OF the small man. lie II not
ound wanting when II comes 20
lighting and dying for the land that
ave him birth.
Albuquerque morning journal. [volume] (Albuquerque, N.M.) 1903-1926, 1914-11-03
With Scissors and Paste
THE OTHER ARMY.

(By Boston News Bureau Poet)
Ger ruined roads past draggled field,
Der twisted stones OF shaken street,
Marches an army terrible.
The army OF the bleeding feet
or sklrted feet that now first leave
Immaculate field and kitchen floor
Old feet that slept beside the hearth.
Wee feet that twlnkled by the door.
TO strange world past the parish line
more strange with sound and sight
today.
Recruited fast at every hedge.
The gathering army takes its way.
Commanders? Aye, they trudge
ahead
Not badge but babe on every breast
The troops? They stragglc at her
From tot to crone. in ranks III
drest.
And unlformcd--In rusty best
From cedarn chests and linen bags;
All, rough the roads and chill the
winds
TO sabots split and sudden rags!
Equipment, Aye. It's furnished well,
This army of the old and young
ON shoulder bent bundle small.
A doll from little fingers swung.
Almost comrlete--It only lacks
The battle oath and cheer and song;
Save infant fret and aged sigh.
So dumbly marches IL along.
Past gaping windows. roof and sill
II fares to red horizons edge,
Past blackened furrow, hearth and
fane,--
And fast II grows at every hedge!
Albuquerque morning journal. [volume] (Albuquerque, N.M.) 1903-1926, 1914-11-03
A CONTINUATION SCHOOL.

One of the dragons in the way of
educators has been the indifference
OF pupils, whose native utlItarianlsm
prevented them from caring for in
struction. the results of which were
not Immediately apparent This
beast has now received his mortal
wound, according TO reports from the
middle west. where a school, instead
of stopping In June, continued as an
agricultural school during the sum
mer. The boys and girls were re-
quired to rent as much land as they
were willing to cultivate. and the bal
lance sheet runs In part as follows.
Mabel Baumann. six square rods in
carrots, onions. and asters net profits
$12.50.
Caroline Kutz. sixteen square rods
In parsley onions and asters net
profits. $94.61.
otto Hoffman. three square rods In
radishes: net profits. s14.03.
Alma Kutz sixteen square rods in
parsley onions, and asters; net profits
$94.6f
Willie Belle, six square rods in
kohlrabi variety of cabbage,) beans
and radlshes; net profits, $t9.10.
Raymond Eichelberg. thirty-two
square rods in onions: net profits.
1880.
Edward Wagner. ten square rods in
radishes and beans. net profits 1927.
Walter Workenthien. eighty square
rods in tomatoes; net profits, $1,000.
That botany has ever been taught
In any other way than this is re-
proach to the whole line Of educators.
from Aristotle to Montessori Plainly.
the cutting off of our usual supply Of
toys from abroad by the war should
give a tremendous impetus to manual
training Possibly chemistry may
profit for similar reasons, while liter
AZURE can be saved to the curriculum
by devoting the time spent upon II to
short-story writing and war poetry.
Albuquerque morning journal. [volume] (Albuquerque, N.M.) 1903-1926, 1914-11-03

A bit Of caricature is oftentimes bet
ter. or at least more effective, for the
correction Of a fault than any amount
of direct reproof.
A certain Providence woman, whose
husband had recently gained promi-
nence In one of the banks In that
town, had an undue appreciation OF
her own Importance as the wife of an
influential citizen.
She was in the habit OF riding down
to her husbands office very frequent
ly on the streetcars and. upon enter
ing the car. with naughty air she
would Invariably say In a voice loud
enough to be heard by those present:
Albuquerque morning journal. [volume] (Albuquerque, N.M.) 1903-1926, 1914-11-03
How United States May Get Trade
With South American Countries

and institutions. They must adjust
themselves 10 the sicsta and the de-
liberatencss with which business III
conducted south OF the Rio Grande
and on the other side Of the equator,
Then, too, there must be less Amer
lean bumptiousness and condesccn-
sion---only those who have Travelled
widely can realize how extremely Of
fensive American boastfulness and
self-sufficIency are to the Latin races.
whose courtesy and culture have a
genealogy much older than our own
II Is trite 10 say that IL we are
to build up an extensive trade with
South America we must have the co.
operation OF North American banks
and bankers, and persuade the people
OF South America 10 think financially
In terms OF the dollar rather than Of
the pound sterling. New York must
become an International as well as II
national clearing house. and a market
must be made In the United states for
the obligations OF South American
governments as well as for the secur-
tiles of South American corporations.
The Scripture might be paraphrased
to ut commercial exigencIes OF the
twentieth century by saying that
where the credit IL, there heart IL
Also II Is certain that people are
going to buy their goods where they
are trusted and we can not get the
trade OF South America unless we
show our confidence In the future of
that continent by willingness to
finance It's development.
We can do all this without waiting
for an American mercantile marine,
as that ultimately may be
Albuquerque morning journal. [volume] (Albuquerque, N.M.) 1903-1926, 1914-11-03

Conductor put me off at my hus'
hands bank"
Quite late one afternoon she came
In and seated herself, making the
usual demand. Seated Opposite her
was slovcnly attired man with a
weeks growth Of beard ON his face.
During the momentary hush which
followed the lady's order this passen-
ger arose. drew himself 10 his fun
height and pompously said; "conduc-
Tor, put me OF at my old wofhan's
peanut stand"
The conductor has not since heard
anything Of my husbands bank
Albuquerque morning journal. [volume] (Albuquerque, N.M.) 1903-1926, 1914-11-03
Question OF Fact.

The Judge decided that certain evil
dencc was inadmissible.
Counsel took strong exception TO the
ruling, and insisted that II was adj
missible.
Il know. your honor" said he
warmly that II is proper evidence.
Here I have been practicing at the
bar for forty years, and now | want to
know II ! am supposed to be a fool %
THAT" quietly replied the judge.
SIS question OF fact, and not Of law,
so | went pass any opinion upon IL.
but will let the jury decide"
Albuquerque morning journal. [volume] (Albuquerque, N.M.) 1903-1926, 1914-11-03
Hits From Sharp Wits

The truest love is the most timid;
the falsest Is the holdest.
.ue who remains modest; not when
he is praised, but when he Is blamed.
rs truly modest.
10 Young women: II you wish to
become acquainted with your be-
trothed travel with him for a few
days~-especially II he is accompanied
by his own family--and take your
mother along.
Love increases In strength with
years and diminishes In It's outward
manifestations
Men Of imagination more easily
make UP with n ladyioye when SHE "
absent than when she Is present.
Albuquerque morning journal. [volume] (Albuquerque, N.M.) 1903-1926, 1914-11-03
The St0ryteIlers
A Modern Christening.

''No epidemics have broken out
among the contending armies said
Gen. Frank Mcintyre at a dinner in
Washington. This is because such
hygienic measures are taken, To a
layman these measures-typhoid vac
cination and what-not--may even
seem ludicrously excessive. like the
christening.
"A very modern couple were setting
off In their automobile TO have their
baby ehristened. As they took their
seats in the car an upstairs window
opened and the baby's very modern
grandmother shouted down:
Don't forget to boil the waterl' :"
Albuquerque morning journal. [volume] (Albuquerque, N.M.) 1903-1926, 1914-11-03
ORIGIN OF "GOD SAVE THE KING
CA. ii. Fitch. In New York Evening
Post)

"a. III. Fltch, IN New YORK Evening
Post.)
Sir: In an article entitled Wars
Debt TO the Song Maker" appearing
In your issue OF September 10, II is
asserted that the air of "God Save
the King" was composed In i739 by
Henry Carey. who was partly indebts
ed TO others for the words"
Judging from the Souvenirs de la
Marquise de Crekuy 17l0-1s0S), he
was not only parity indebted TO oth-
ers for the words. but entirely indebt-
ed to others for the music, which, ac-
cording to the marqulse. was COM
posed by the famous Luliy Ca Floren-
tine by BIRTH for Louis XIV. II was
always sung upon his entrance In the
royal chapel by choir of white
ROBBED young girls Of noble families to
the words;
Grand Dieu sauvez lie Roll
Grand Dieu vengez lie Roi.
Vive le Roi!
QUA jamuis gIorieux.
Louis Victorleux
Voye SEES ennemis
Toujours soumisl
Grand Dieu sauvez lc Roi,
Grand Dieu vengoz lie Roll
Vive lie Roll
Albuquerque morning journal. [volume] (Albuquerque, N.M.) 1903-1926, 1914-11-03

1t was in a Glasgow picture thea
ter, and the two men were agreeably
surprised to find a cup of tea and a
biscuit given them free by an up-to-
date management at 4 o'clock. Half
an hour later one of them broke the
silence.
we've seen the pictures now,
John, he said 1--WE may as well go
out" To which John, after a minutes
thought, replied
You can go IL you want to. Aim
stayin' to dinner"
Albuquerque morning journal. [volume] (Albuquerque, N.M.) 1903-1926, 1914-11-03
VOTE ron PERCUSSION.

The campaign committees hav,
done their work. The voters wIl do
theirs today,
The Journal wishes to impress upon
the voters the following facts.
}. a vote for Harvey H. Fergus
son IL d vote for man who has
served New Mexico faithfully and
ably IN every capacity both pub
ilcly and privately. He has no record
requiring explanation by birth. edu-
cation and training, he is gentle
man. As representative OF New Mex
leo In congress he Is a good adver-
tisement for the state. In the dis
charge OF his official duties. he has
been both faithful and efficient
Z. The people Of the United states
are going TO endorse the patriotic and
able administration OF President VIII
son. lie has kept us out Of war with
Japan. lie has kept us out Of war
with Mexico. He is going TO Keep us
out OF war with any ono Of the bell
Iieerent nations OF Europe. He has
haa The supuort az the potrlotic re.
publicans OF both senate and house.
lut he has had the bitter condcmna-
tion Of the two United states senators
from New Mexico.
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Albuquerque morning journal. [volume] (Albuquerque, N.M.) 1903-1926, 1914-11-03
THE DAY or SHORT MEN.

short men are coming TO the front
agaln~~not short men in the sense OF
financial limitations. but short of
stature. This coming Of the little man
to his own Il one Of the Developments
Of the war. one Of the kalser's pro.
gonltors. King Frederick william
wanted men In the army who were
~ nearly seven feet high as II was
Albuquerque morning journal. [volume] (Albuquerque, N.M.) 1903-1926, 1914-11-03

change. are forces which challenge
our lives. They are the constant unit
versity TO which all living souls are
privileged to go. The earth is itself
stupendous setting for the living
soul and we can never exhaust It's in
terest or compass It's entire meaning.
Albuquerque morning journal. [volume] (Albuquerque, N.M.) 1903-1926, 1914-11-03
BUNKER HILLS PASSING GLORY

tBoston Herald.)
The anniversary Of the battle OF
Bunker Hill which has just passed re-
gone forever That is the distinction
which Webster set forth when he ex-
pressed the hope that this column be
the last object to the sight of him who
leaves his native shore and the first
to gladden. him who revisits it,
When Webster said this the age OF
skyscrapers had not come. The
pointed spires of temples dedicated
TO God" then lowered far above the
buildings OF the city. and 1t was but
natural that he should think this coll
umn would forever hold supremacy.
But Bunker Hill monument was not
destined 10 remain long the last OBJ
jet In the sight of those leaving Bos-
ton harbor. First came the high
buildings. forming moro of a back
ground against the sky. Years fol-
lowed and in time the monument IT.
self was obscured behind the tower
ing grain elevators OF the Charlestown
water front. And now the customs
house tower rears It's graceful lines
far above all others.
AS the returning voyager now nears
his native land the tower is the first
object to show Itself. Al Boston light
ship. fifteen miles out, the pinnacle
peers above the horizon. Slowly the
full dimensions of the tower become
more and more visible 1t Is some
miles before any other evidence OF the
city itself comes into view. And II Is
Far within the harbor before the mon
ument on Bunker Hill gets within
ranpe of the yQxauer,s sight
Albuquerque morning journal. [volume] (Albuquerque, N.M.) 1903-1926, 1914-11-03

Out OF all Of the conflicting re-
ports from the war zones. one Is re-
minded of the saying In the time OF
Napoleon: ITS as false az a bulie-
fin -
Albuquerque morning journal. [volume] (Albuquerque, N.M.) 1903-1926, 1914-11-03

what Is money!" is the head Of
Il chapter In new work on finance.
What worries us 80 much Is not the
definition OF money, but how II may
be successfully annexed"
Albuquerque morning journal. [volume] (Albuquerque, N.M.) 1903-1926, 1914-11-03

An observer says this whr means
the end Of monarchs Not unless they
get much nearer the front than they
are at present
Albuquerque morning journal. [volume] (Albuquerque, N.M.) 1903-1926, 1914-11-03

Thomas A. Edison puts Il thus; u
am total abstaIner from alcoholic
liquors. | have better use for my
head"
Albuquerque morning journal. [volume] (Albuquerque, N.M.) 1903-1926, 1914-11-03

The travelling auditor has been
getting In some more of his "perni-
cious meddIing." This time in Sam
dovai county
Albuquerque morning journal. [volume] (Albuquerque, N.M.) 1903-1926, 1914-11-03

The price Of radium has dropped
10 a million dollars an ounce. Buy a
bale OF radium.
Albuquerque morning journal. [volume] (Albuquerque, N.M.) 1903-1926, 1914-11-03
BIGGEST UNIVERSITY IN WORLD

tGhristIan HerNlu.l
The world In which we are living
souls was never so interesting as now,
in It's physical attraction, because we
are understanding II and discovering
it's wonders as never In all the Gen.
turtles before. Nothing is more COM
mon than tree or flower or grain
of wheat. Yet around these common
forms OF earthly growth. millions are
pouring out their energies and thous-
ands are eagerly studying and discov-
ering new forms OF power. The COM
hined forces Of earth, air. water, light,
plain. mountain. lake. river. snow.
rain. sun. stars. tho universe Ia Its be-
wildering variety cf seasons, climate
Albuquerque morning journal. [volume] (Albuquerque, N.M.) 1903-1926, 1914-11-03

Also. Is there any reason why !
should vote for the man who is run
ming against him.
Albuquerque morning journal. [volume] (Albuquerque, N.M.) 1903-1926, 1914-11-03

Modesto couldn't get anybody to
bet ON his election, so he decided to
bet on hlmscf--aeainst Judge Mann
Albuquerque morning journal. [volume] (Albuquerque, N.M.) 1903-1926, 1914-11-03

General villa seems TO have been
when he said there would
be no more fighting IN Mexico.
Albuquerque morning journal. [volume] (Albuquerque, N.M.) 1903-1926, 1914-11-03

Let every voter ask Is there ans
reason why | should not vote for Fer.
gusson today
Evening public ledger. [volume] (Philadelphia [Pa.]) 1914-1942, 1914-11-06
RIGID CATTLE QUARANTINE
ORDERED ALL OVER STATE
Ban on Shipments May Last Months.
Meat Supply Good.

The Statewide quarantine of cattle,
sheep. goats and swine will not be lifted
until every trace of the hoof and mouth
disease has been stamped out, according
TO the Federal agents in this city. None
would venture a statement as to how long
this condition would hold, but 1t was
pointed out the last cattle quarantine In
this State was In force for six months.
As yet the so inspectors appointed to
examine livestock entering this city have
discovered no traces of the disease. but
reports from West Chester show several
cases have been found there. Despite
these reports and the prospects for
quarantine that may last for months,
Philadelphia wholesale meat dealers and
packers do not anticipate any great In
crease in prices. for the quarantine al
lows the bringing in of livestock for i'm
mediate slaughter and sufficient cattle.
sheep and hogs can be brought to the
city for this purpose to keep the supply
plentiful.
In connection with the work being car
red on by the Government, the Psnnsyl-
yania Railroad is having all stock cars
cleaned and disinfeotsd The State Live
stock Sanitary Board is also requiring all
Persons transporting stock to take out
permits authorizing the moving OF such
stock, and foTblds the shipping Of animals
in Pennsylvania In any cars which do not
bear a placard guarantee of the Federal
inspectors.