The evening herald. [volume] (Albuquerque, New Mexico) 1914-1922, 1914-09-22

By the
Second Fiddle.

In DIXIE land ~ now the style
For every man 20 BUY a bale
Providing he "a 1ank can wife
Into adyancilg hin the kale.
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~ GENERAL Jonrc vas as uni
formally successful BIO advancing his
right win as. say thristy Matthew
son. tais war would suon be over.
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THE KRUPPs nave contributed
/ 1000. 600 marks 60 the Red Cross
fund. The Krupps also contributed
several thousand perfectly good can
non with which 10 hit the marks on
which the Red cross viii have to
spend the million marks contributed.
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THERE'S an easy set Of marks Ia
this soincW here.
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And 10 isn't the Krupps.
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%uRODY dreamed when they put
up that wireless station at Sayvilie.
y. j. how much tho German would
have 60 say through IL.
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4 DETROIT school boy who was
caught In the whirlpool at Berlin, and
was not heard from for six weeks
landed In New YorK last week and
was grabbed hy an adoring mother
and three wecpinr aunts. The lads
first remark when he could maze
himself heard, was;
when do we cate
~ THIS WAR the determining fac-
tor IN every battle Is the censor.
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AN OKLAHOMA man has evolved,
a. the solution of the high cost ui
living. a fish pond On every farm.
This would be al right but for the
tact that fish require wateE In theii
ponds IN d.y wears as well as wet.
D.
But ~ THIS the Oklahoma man
has come as near TO finding a fault
less scheme for solving the high cost
ct livinR problem AS the rest of tbs
economists.
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THIS SEASONS male hat styles. u
is pointed out. are designed to III th'
requirements ur the hea more neari,
than ever before. The e-ight-cornere'
head. Tor example.
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WHAT. demands an inqu.sitiv'
Missouri newspaper, has there Ocei
In the recent election returns To Gauss
the Colonel TO tour the country fol
political purposes
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"MR HERNANDEZ SAYS the La
Vegas Optic. was cheered al puerto
de Luna. We are glad To learn tina
Mr.. Hernandez has finally found eNei
a small place with cheer in 10.
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MEANWHILE Mr.. Hernandez hal
not yet said whether or not ne mean
To resign.
NEITHER has our fellow towns
man. Modesto g. ORTIZ.
WE MIGHT use the city hall dur
ing the fair as q reproduction OF IN
ruins Of Louvain.
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VICE PRESIDENT MARSHALL
announces thai he Is not an uplitter
In which no doubt one Tom Taggar
VIII entirely acquiesct.
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MIR. HEARST's numerous Examin
vrs IN chorus cry that the election II
Maine does NoT prove that P%residen
Wilson and his administration ar
stronger han ever before; that II doe
NOT prov, hat there rs no popula
revolt against Democratic policies
and that II does Not prove that TN
Progressive party II dl-sintegrutlna
Hut the Examiners. while certain tina
IL doesn't prove these things. ave blam
ed IL they know what Il does prove
except that the New YORK. World ;
n rotten sheet.
WHAT has become OF the old fash
ioncd New Mexico Republican VIII
believed IN Voting the ticket straight
whether the men on u were straigh
or not?
THIS YEARS fashionable IA.
/. oN'rcoat. it ls reported. more tina
ever resembles a menageric ten
with tho meuaperle Inside OF Il.
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p THE REPCBLICAN STATE com
hiiitt uhtfN nave 10 eAllhlu 10 ~
. people who Uughie Williams ls. any
way. Hughic wll attend to hat.
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. HUGH b. tIr boy who formed IN
original corner on the railroad vot
Tor individual gcst pocket use.
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NOT TO HE too ilsistent about N
boys. but WHO ARE THE REPUB
LiCAN CANDIDATES. FOR TIL
LEGisLATt'HE FROM BERNAL
lilo CDINTYe
o.
modesto ORTIZ and who else
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r "FNCTS ABOUT SUGAR" Is tn
nam, 90 an interesting publication is
sued Hy the sugar trust. The only In
. iormttion this valuable sheet dee
not contain d. why g Is selling a
10 cents pound.
THE GROWN PRINCES army ha
been reported pushed further back
frr ten successive days. IL - hccom
ug Interesting to know what is tn
rate per dag. Europe In a compaT
Z %atively small region and the Crow
D Princes army might get pushed on