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Daily capital journal. (Salem, Oregon) 1903-1919, 1914-11-19

Hot lunches aud q play shed nrc
among up.to.dnte innovations soon 10
be enjoyed by the pupils Of the schools
ne Carlton
Daily capital journal. (Salem, Oregon) 1903-1919, 1914-11-19
TALKS ON THRIFT
NO. 44-BRINGING UP NINE
CHILDREN.

"There is but one thing woman
can do now and that is to choose
foodstuffs carefully, cook them to
the best advantage and dissent
nate their knowledge of right eat
ing and living among those who
are not so well Informed. - Her
rietta ID. Grauel.
Daily capital journal. (Salem, Oregon) 1903-1919, 1914-11-19
LODGE D1REcroRY (contlnued).

PACIFIC LODGE NO. so, A. f. & A.
M. Stated communication third Fri
T! day in each mouth at 1880 p. m. in
the Masonic Temple. J. s. Wyant, W.
NJ; Ernest II. ChOate secretary.
Daily capital journal. (Salem, Oregon) 1903-1919, 1914-11-19

A colored philosopher says there is
less luck In rabbits foot than there
is In chickens foot---proyiding the
rest OF the fowl is attached.
Daily capital journal. (Salem, Oregon) 1903-1919, 1914-11-19
REAz nRTATE
FOR SALE--A small farm on main
road, $3.50 per acre, Address A, Il. o,
care Of Journal.

The United States forestry people at
Grants Pass are making arrangements
TO build new trnil around two Of the
worst plnees along the lower Rogue,
the Devils Backbone and the Devil =
stairway. The location Of this piece Of
trail Is near the mouth OF Mule creek.
Daily capital journal. (Salem, Oregon) 1903-1919, 1914-11-19

One hundred shade trees will be
planted by the Massachusetts, forestry
association in cities or towns of four
population classes which win prize con
tests for excellence in streets tree
planting. 2di
Daily capital journal. (Salem, Oregon) 1903-1919, 1914-11-19

The Russian government has placed
an embargo on all kinds of lumber, 10
prevent its expectation; walnut lun .
Der. including Crcessian walnut, much
priced by American furniture makers,
Is specifically mentioned.
Daily capital journal. (Salem, Oregon) 1903-1919, 1914-11-19
HACKl HACKl HAOKI

With raw tickling throat, tight chest,
sore lungs, you need Foley's Honey and
Tar Compound, and quickly. The first
dose helps, it leaves o soothing healing
coating as it glides down your throat,
you feel better at once. s. Martin,
Bassett, Neb., writes: al had q severe
cough and cold and was almost past
going, / got bottle of Foley's Honey
and Tar and am glad to say it cured my
cough entirely and my cold soon dis.
appeared" Every user is a friend.-J.
Q. Perry, druggist.
Daily capital journal. (Salem, Oregon) 1903-1919, 1914-11-19

Luckily statisticiankare never called
upon to prove anything they say Fol-
instance, there is the statisticinn whJ
says that only five out Of every 100
marriages are happy marriages.
Daily capital journal. (Salem, Oregon) 1903-1919, 1914-11-19
AUcTroNEER

kUCTIONEER-Salem's reliable seller.
Farm sales solicited. Terms, l per
cent; satisfaction guaranteed or no
pay. Henry M. Voorhies, Michigan
avenue, first street east Of the state
1air grounds.
Daily capital journal. (Salem, Oregon) 1903-1919, 1914-11-19
cH1RopRAcT1o DOCTOR.

FLORA A. BREWSTER, M. D.-Nerve
specialist. Chiropractic or spinal ad.
iustments We treat the cause Of
disease only. Consultation and ex-
animation free. Office 40l and 43l
Hubbard Bldg. Phone SSl.
Daily capital journal. (Salem, Oregon) 1903-1919, 1914-11-19
MISCELLANEOUS
AUTO FOR HIRE.

GOOD FIvE.PAssENGER CAR-First
class service from $3.50 p. IN. to 7 a. m
Special trips by appointment. Phone
1883. Fred A. Mcintyre, 1905 South
Commercial. Call evenings for morn.
ipg appointments.
Daily capital journal. (Salem, Oregon) 1903-1919, 1914-11-19

Outside Of its use for fence posts.
black locust finds its principal utiIiza-
zion in insulutor pins and brackets for
telegraph and telephone lines.
Daily capital journal. (Salem, Oregon) 1903-1919, 1914-11-19

Elias 4. Chapman, one of the most
active of the Eugene Grand Army Of
the Republic, died at his home at Eu.
gene Monday night. He was born in
Indiana, moved to California in 1875
and to Eugene a year later, where he
engaged in lumber business, retiring in
1906.
Daily capital journal. (Salem, Oregon) 1903-1919, 1914-11-19

3. N. of A.-"Oregon Grape Camp
No. 1860, meets every Thursday even
ing in Mccormack building, Cour. and
Liberty streets. Elevator. Susie
Parmenter, 7Sl North Front street,
Oracle; Hazel Price, Imperial Furni'
ture Co., recorder.
Daily capital journal. (Salem, Oregon) 1903-1919, 1914-11-19
NEW AND SECONDHAND GOODS
osTEoPATHro PHYSICIANS

DRs, B. H. WHITE and R. W. WAL
TON, osteopathic physicians and
oerve specialists. Graduates OF
American School of osteopathy,
Hirksville, Mo Post graduate and
specialized in nerve diseases at Los
Angeles college, Treat acute and
chronic diseases. Consultation free.
Lady attendant. Office 5O5.5O0 U. s.
National Bank building. Phone $50,
Residence S46 North Capitol street.
Phone 400.
Daily capital journal. (Salem, Oregon) 1903-1919, 1914-11-19
FOREST NOTES

The town forest of'Baden-Baden
Germany, yields an annual profit OF
S5,25 per acre, or total net profit
of nearly $67,5O0.
Daily capital journal. (Salem, Oregon) 1903-1919, 1914-11-19
CORVALLIS CONNECTIONS.
Northbound,
Southbound.

It's high time you awOke
to the opportunity chat
awaits you among the real
estate Ads in the Journal
Want Columns.
Daily capital journal. (Salem, Oregon) 1903-1919, 1914-11-19

SALEM LODGE NO. a. A.F.&A. NJ
Stated communications first Friday
n each month at 7;30 p. m. In the
Masonic Temple. David A. Wright,
X. Nd; 3, z. Culver, secretary.
Daily capital journal. (Salem, Oregon) 1903-1919, 1914-11-19
WATER COMPANY
LODGE DIRECTORY

CENTRAL LODGE No. IL, X. OF P
Mccormack brilding. Tuesday even
Ing Of each week at 1906 W. b
Gibson, G. G.; James W. Cox, X,
Of r and 8.
Daily capital journal. (Salem, Oregon) 1903-1919, 1914-11-19
oHIRoPRAoToR.

CONSULT DIR. MAY, experienced and
successful Chiropractor, for acute
and chronic disorders. Has prac.
ticed five years in Oregon. Free
consultation. Hours, to 10, to g.
Phone, SSl. 3O5.6-7 Hubbard Bldg
Lady attendant.
Daily capital journal. (Salem, Oregon) 1903-1919, 1914-11-19

DE MoLAY CoMMANDERY, N. s, K.
Irregular conelave fourth Friday
in each month, at 5 O'Clock p. M, in
Masonic Temple. Soiourning Sir
Knights are courteouSly invited to
meet with us. F. r. Davis, Il. c.;
Frank A. Turner, Recorder.
Daily capital journal. (Salem, Oregon) 1903-1919, 1914-11-19

Mrs, Camilla Donnell, aged 81, and
pioneer of The Dalles, having lived
there ever since 1858, died Monday. e
Daily capital journal. (Salem, Oregon) 1903-1919, 1914-11-19
WANTED.

l WANT TO RENT small ranch, 10
or l5 acres; would prefer one with
running water. Also have coed spring
wagon to trade for riding pony. Il.
A. Sproul, Rt. S, Bx. 2, Salem.
Daily capital journal. (Salem, Oregon) 1903-1919, 1914-11-19

MULTNOMAH ROYAL ARCH CHAP.
TER NO. l, R. A. M. Regular meet
ing second Friday in each month al
8 p. m. in the Masonic Temple. j.
T. Welch, Ex. High Priest; Lot l.
Peafce, secretary.
Daily capital journal. (Salem, Oregon) 1903-1919, 1914-11-19

\ lot of good examples are set chat
never hatch out.
Daily capital journal. (Salem, Oregon) 1903-1919, 1914-11-19

HoDsoN COUNCIL NO. /, R. & s. M.
Stated assembly first Monday in
each month, Masonic Temple. L. S.
Rowland, Thrice Illustrious Master;
Glenn q. Niles, Recorder.
Daily capital journal. (Salem, Oregon) 1903-1919, 1914-11-19

CHADWICK CHAPTER NO. 81, o. E.
S.-Regular meeting every first and
third Tuesday at 8 p. IN. in the Ma
sonic Temple. Mrs, Ida B. Godfrey,
W. NJ, Ida M. BabcOck, secretary.
The Harrison times., 1914-08-01
Sporting Instinct Aroused.

The street.coiher orator had gath.
cred around him a group Of urchins.
Why they listened 80 attentiyely he
didn't understand; nor probably did
they know themselves Simply moth
ing doing. But the orator took full
advantage Of his opportunity and de.
llyered an improving lecture on the
value Of kindness to dumb animals, At
the end he sought for some illustra-
tion to point the moral and adorn the
tale 1t was there at hand Across
the way walked a lady, leading two
little dogs in leash The one was black
and the other white "Now" exclaimed
the ub.thumper, after what ! have
said, supposng those two dear little
dogs were TO start fighting, what
would be the first thing you would
do?' No answer came at first, but
one little arab turned to look at the
dogs critically and thoughtfully We'll,
guy.nor" he answered, at last ~ fink
I'd ave tuppence on the little black
uni"
The Harrison times., 1914-08-01
OPERATION OF A Rod DRAG
Some Simple Lessons Given by Man
Who Learned by Years Of Expo.
rlenee-Helper Ia Needed,

Here are some simple lessons,
worth considering, which ! have
learned by years OF experience with
tho road drag, writes John X, Good.
man In Progressive Farmer
/, Mako your drag reversible q, O.,
to move dirt right or left by altering
the hitch Have the hind section
about fye.sixths the length Of tho
front ono, and face both front and
rear sections entire length with iron
or steel,
g. For best results under varying
conditions Of road surface ae 90 dry,
damp, hard or soft, | find Il pays 10
have a man along at tho end OF u rope
attached TO the rear end OF drag to
properly steer the machine, and ooun.
teraot ita tendency to slide around
hard bumps which need trimming on
and smoothing, II In not no easy
matter ae talking about Il, for one
man tthe driver) TO rightly direct tho
course and work OF tho drag by step.
ping from point 10 point, Hs common
dlrootlone go! IN fact, ofttImos Impos,
glble Then the drivers weight IN
not always needed on tho drag, but
can be there Ia an instant when 70.
Quifod
The Harrison times., 1914-08-01
ROAD
BUILDING
LAND VALUES ARE INCREASED
English Country Residents Enjoy Good
Roads and Are Ever Within Reach
Of Good Markets.

In England the highest ambition OF
a majority of well-to-do men is to have
place" in the country. They don't
banker after city living the year
around; indeed, they don't banker aft
er it at all, except as 1t may be forced
upon them In order that they may live
near their business. But the minute
their business reaches such point as
to afford them some leisure, or the
minute they acquire sufficient means
to retire, they seek home in the coun-
try, England has good roads, though
in very early times none were worse,
and these country residents are never
beyond the reach Of good markets and
of the supplies which good markets
offer. A country house ten miles from
a market town, but connected with 1t
by a good road-a road good at all sea.
sons and in all weathers-isn't really
so difficult Of access as some country
The Harrison times., 1914-08-01
Modern Greek.

A stranger came into our office and
graciously offered us some fruit which
he said he purchased downstairs in
the Greek grocery store We asked
him what Greek grocery, and he said
the one right under US, in Holpos'
place, We have been here some time
and knew nobody Of that name, and
to satisfy our curiosity we went down.
stairs to have look
Sure enough, there was what did
look like "Holpos" on the end Of the
awning, at least there were the let.
ters II Q l. p o s. standing out in
bold relief We have learned since
that It is an abbreyiaton used by
the store which when translated
means Highest quality, lowest prices,
our standard" To the average read.
er it's all Greek and would easily
pass for a Hellenic name,-Quincy
Ledger.
The Harrison times., 1914-08-01
AWoKE THE HUNTER INSTINCT
Alert Traveller Evidently Imagined
Providence Had Thown Game
Within His Reach.

Gilbert Parker the English author,
tells Of an English gentleman, who re-
Gently came to this country to visit
some friends in California 'In com
mon with most travellers he supposed
game was plentiful everywhere in thGt
state, so he carried with him the nee
essary guns and ammunition.
"As his train neared San Bernard
ino-just before making the noun
tain climb-there was a delay. Sew.
eral hours passed, and sill the train
remained stationary; and our traveller
friend grew restiye, and sought the
porter Of the Pullman car to ascertain
the cause Of the delay.
1T seems that in mounting the
grade a freight train had broken apart,
the rear portion having descended the
grade and blocked the track The por.
ter informed him Of the accident to
the freight train and said, There Is a
caboose on the track
Immediately the hunter instinct
was awakened; Fastening to his berth
he procured his gun and started for
the door saying;
Show It to mel Show It to me! !'
The Harrison times., 1914-08-01
DON'T SUFFER WITH ITCHING

My, what rellefl-The moment res.
inol ointment touches any itching skin,
the itching stops and healing begins.
With the aid Of resinol soap, 1t quickly
removes all trace Of eczema, rash, tet.
ter ringworm, pimples or other ugly,
tormenting eruption, and leaves the
skin clear and healthy. II Is equally
effective for sunburn, insect bites,
sores, boils, burns, red, rough hands,
dandruff and falling hair
You need never hesitate to use res
mol, It Is a doctors prescription that
has been used by other physicians for
the past 10 years in the treatment Of
most sorts of skin affections, Unlike
many other remedies, It contains abso.
lutely nothing that could injure the
tenderest skin, ReRinol ointment and
resinol soap are sold by all druggists
Look out for worthless mutations
Adv,
The Harrison times., 1914-08-01
HOW HE TURNED THE TRICK
After This, Mr.. Mordeeal Hammerfest
Must Be Credited With Knowing
Thing or Two,

Mrs Mordecai Hammerrest turned
pale as her husband entered the din.
ing room for breakfast
"Mordyl" she gasped. 40 you
don't you feel well?'
Perfectly" he replied in seeming
surprise,
"But-but, you are in your-your
underduds!"
Tell me something ! don't know,
Pass the butter please said Mr. Ham
merfest.
She passed the butter remarking
neryously, But, Mordy, dear as you
came in saw you didn't have any
shoes on
"Well, what Of 1t, Your hair Is in
curl papers, isn't it?"
"Why yves "
And you have on q wrapper,
haven't you?"
YES"
Very well, then"
And be went on eating his break
fast In silence except when he asked
her to pass the butter. Then he went
upstairs and finished dressing, and the
next morning and on succeeding morn.
ings she reported for breakfast IN reg.
ular clothes
The Harrison times., 1914-08-01
WRONG BREAKFAST.
Change Gave Rugged Health.

Many persons think that for
strength, they must begin tho day
with q breakfast OF meat and other
heavy foods, This In u mistake aa
anyone can easily discover for him
self,
A W, Va, carpenters experience
may benefit others, He writes
IL used to be very heavy break
fast eater but finally indigestion
caused mo such distross, l became
afraid to eat anything,
MY wife suggested a trial OF Grape
Nuts and as | had TO eat something
or atarye, concluded to take her
advice, She Fixed mo up dish and
! remarked at the time that the quail
ity was al right, but tho quantity was
too small wanted n aaueorful,
"But she said O small amount OF
drapo'Nuts went long way and that
| must eat II according TO directions,
No started In with drapoNuta and
oroam, two noit boiled ogga and some
crisp toast for breakfast,
II cut out meats and lot OF other
stun | had been used 20 eating all
my life and was gratlfied 10 aee that
| was getting bettor right along |
concluded had ntruok tho rlght thing
aud stuck TO II, | had not only been
eating improper food, but too much
II was working at the carpenters
trade at that time and thought that
unless | had hearty breakfast with
plenty Of meat, would play out be.
fore dinner But after n Few days OF
my new breakfast" found ! could
do more work, felt better In every
way, and now am not bothered with
indigestion"
Name given by Postum Co Battle
Croeh, Mich Read "rho Road 10 Well
vllle," IN pkgei "fhere'e u Reason"
ilyer read The above ietterf A new
one nnpanra ir0m dine 90 time, They
are genuine, true, hhd full or human
interest
The Harrison times., 1914-08-01
A Elsh Story.

"The inns Of dear old England are
picturesque" said Richard Lo Gal,
llenne, on his return from abroad, but
the food they serve is something ter
riblo,
After u visit TO Blenhoim palace !
entered an inn IN the quaint village Of
Woodstock As lunched-or tried to
unch-my landlord said to me-
"The great dook Of Marlborough
once sat IN that chair you're u settln'
In, sir
is that so? said !,
"'And the dook once drunk 'ls beer
out o that same mug you're N.drInkIn'
out Of
"'And bet, said l. i bet he refused
to eat this fish, too Wen, take It away
my man | don't want II, either" "
The Harrison times., 1914-08-01

30 poorly that my folks thought was
going into consumption. One day l
found piece Of paper blowing around
the yard and l picked it up and read it.
1t said Saved from the Grave, and
told what Lydia E. Pinkhams Vegeta-
bic Compound has done for women. l
showed it TO my husband and he said,
why don't you try itY' So did, and
after had taken two bottles felt
better and said TO my husband, Il don't
need any more, and he said you had
better take It q little longer anyway
SO / took it for three months and got
well and strong. Mrs. ALoNzo e.
BAKER, 8 Tecumseh St, Adrian, Mich
Not Well Enough TO Work. +
In these words is hidden the tragedy
Of many woman, housekeeper or wage
Garner who supports herself and is often
helping TO support a family, on meagre
wages. Whether in house. office, fac
tory, shop, store or kitchen, woman
should remember that there is one tried
and true remedy for the ills TO which all
women are prone, and that Is Lydia y.
Pinkham's Vegetable Compound. IL
promotes that vigor which makes work
easy. y The Lydia h. Pinkham Medicine
Co., Lynn, Mass.
The Harrison times., 1914-08-01

houses within a mile of some Of our
city limits
Has It ever occurred to landhoders
In some OF our own towns that good
roads to- their lands would not only
bring those lands nearer the markets
they raise produce for, but would also
bring those lands nearer the city
where business men do business, make
them more available for residence and
Increase their value? No man wants
to travel two or more miles every day
to and from the city where his buai'
ness IL located over such "roads' M
we have found existing in various
parts Of the country. No wonder the
state road" system has become 10
popular, But many men would be glad
to drive their buggy or auto Ave or
even more miles every day II the roads
offered them we're such that the drive
was q daily pleasure and did not put
them at an unreasonable distance from
their Offices In point of time,
The Harrison times., 1914-08-01
White House Roso oarden.

The rose gOrdon that Mrs, Wood
row Wilson had planted at the White
House Is said, to be quite equal to
others that she planned at Princeton
and other places whore she has lived,
She and her daughters have spent
much time, not only in experimenting
the work OF the rose garden, but In
actually working IN Il,
The Harrison times., 1914-08-01
a Rouah Road,

"My dear sir" said the philosopher,
"when we look about us and see the
troubles that N0let other people, we
ought to rejoice that our own paths
through life are made smooth -
Your path may be smooth" sighed
the possmist but laundering big
steam roller would have to mako a
great many trips over mine before
the bumps IN II were pressed out"
The Harrison times., 1914-08-01
Marka OF Plymouth Rocks,

Originally, the Barred Rock, oldest
OF the plymouth Rocks by many years
had ave toes, but now these never ap
pear Originally, In the old tooha one
would appear now and then showing
feathers ON the legs Of the then beat
pure,bred, should this happen TO.
day, one would discard Il immediate
" as far from pure,bred
The Harrison times., 1914-08-01
IT PAYS TO TELEGRAPH.

When insects are eating your yego'
tables, fruit, or when bodbugs are bad
also If mites and lice are among your
poultry, It will pay you to telegraph
for Ross Dead Quick" Spray It is
tho neyor.fallIng bug killer Sold by
your druggist, w, c, Ross Manufac
turing company, Little Rock, Ark
Adyt,
The Harrison times., 1914-08-01
Bless the Ladies,

"Om congressional committee heard
30 ladies' in two hours. That many
men could have kept us listening for
several days"
THAT shows that women can trans.
act public business, But how did
they manage to crowd 80 speeches
into two hours?"
"Oh, they spoke three and four at
a time. Kansas CITY Journal,
The Harrison times., 1914-08-01
Not so Much 10 Blame.

II didn't know you were 10 accom-
plshed lingulst," he remarked m he
glanced Nt the paper she was writing,
II don't make any pretontlons In
that direction" she answered
but that Is a Russian newspaper
YOU have picked up
why no II IL, she answered In sur,
prise II thought II was u dialect
story"
The Harrison times., 1914-08-01
A Woman'a Opinion,

Mistress Haven't you any refer
enees2
Maid have, but they're like my
photographs none of them do me
Justice
The Harrison times., 1914-08-01
An Apostle Choice.

Bishop Evans Tyree at dinner in
Nashville was asked if he had any
idea Of preaching on the new fashions
the backless evening gown, slashed
skirt and so forth,
NO. said the bishop; such an idea
has not occurred to me. If, however, |
should preach on the new fashions
would assuredly choose my text from
Revelation"
The Harrison times., 1914-08-01

Somehow the man who attends
strictly to his own business never ac
quiros a reputation as an entertaining
conversatIonalst.
The Harrison times., 1914-08-01
Our Statesmen.

Ambrose Bierce, the brilliant satlr.
lst gave, At n dinner In Washington, q
few political definitions,
"A conservative" said Mr., BIeroe,
"Is statesman who Is cnOmored Of
existing evils, while radical would
replace them with others"
The Harrison times., 1914-08-01
Marriage GAUGES False Fire Alarm.


Seven minutes Of blasts from the
whistle Of the passaic Metalware com.
pNny, In honor Of the marriage Of the
daughter of the superintendent, re-
Gently turned out Ave volunteer fire
departments, The fog made the whIa'
tie audible In Rutherford, Nutley,
Belleyllle, Garfield and clifton and the
iiremen rushed to headquarters at tho
alarm,
II took half an hour to determine
whore the whstling came from, The
wedding which caused the oommoton
united Miss Sallie karp, 2l7 Brook
avenue, Passalc, to Michael r. Der
nan,-New York Mail,
The Harrison times., 1914-08-01
Mo. SlX-SlXTY-SlX

This In u prescription prepared 90.
pooIolly for Malaria or chlIla and
Fever. Five or ak doses win break
any case, and II taken then as tonic
the foyor will not return, 25e,-Adv
The Harrison times., 1914-08-01
Poor HluhMANA.

Poor highways leseen the pront OF
labor, increase the cost OF living, bur,
den the enterprise OF tho people, dull
tho morality Of our citizenship and
hold down the educational advance,
ment OF the country,
The Harrison times., 1914-08-01
Rotation OF Tools,

Your garden will be late"
"lm afraid no; but you see the
Bradleys are still using Folsom's
spade and hoe. o."-Bogton Transcript.
The Harrison times., 1914-08-01

The man who thinks he IN marrying
an angel IN degulao occasionally dis
covers later that the alleged diagulse
was permanent.
The Harrison times., 1914-08-01
Short Memory.

Father-Why, son, you've grown an
other foot since you went off to col
lege
Son--No father, you forget had
two feet when | left home
The Harrison times., 1914-08-01
IADtns CAN WEAR SHOES

one sEe smaller after utlhe Aliens Foot lcase, tho
Antseptlo powder 10 bo shaken Into the shoes, II
makes tight or new shoes feel eaty Just the thing
for dancing, htutt Subtiituiu, For flllsN trial
package, address Allen w. Olmtted, Lplloy, n, Y,
The Harrison times., 1914-08-01
COULD NOT
STAND ON FEET
Mrs. Baker So Weak-Could
Not Do Her Work-Found
Relief In Novel Way.
Adrian, Mich. -" suffered terribly
with female weakness and backache and

got so weak that l
could hardly do my
work. VIII en- /
washed my dishes 1
had to sit down and
when / would sweep
the floor / would get
80 weak that / would
have TO get a drink
every few minutes,
and before / did my
busting Iwould have
TO lie down. | got
The Harrison times., 1914-08-01
Far RaaI Enlovmont.

Going TO the theater again. Why,
you saw that piece only the other
night"
"Yea, but not In my now frook'
The Harrison times., 1914-08-01

Ito IN, to aay the least, an unusual
man who doesn't love himself any
more than he loves his nelghbof