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Eagle River review. [volume] (Eagle River, Wis.) 1890-1927, 1914-12-11
Pernetual Motion.

Alderman Curran of New York city
worked his way through Yale college.
During his course, he was kept very
busy by the various jobs he did to help
with his expenses. On graduation. he
went to New York, and was even
buster than he had been in New Haven
After some months of life in New
York, friend met him, and said:I
Henry, what are you doing?"
81 have three jobs" replied Mr.. Cur
ran. 81 am studying law, am news
paper reporter, and I am selling life
insurance.
How do you manage to get it aIE
in?" said the friend.
"Oh," replied Mr. Curran, that's
easy enough. They're only eight-hour
jobs Youths Companion.
Eagle River review. [volume] (Eagle River, Wis.) 1890-1927, 1914-12-11
! LIVE
s TCClE
FEED MIXER IS CONVENIENT
Barrel Swung on Pivots by Extend
ing Round Wooden Axle Through
It's Easily Moved.

A farmer who feeds a number of
hogs uses several feed mixers, such
as shown in the accompanying Illus
A barrel is swung on pivots by either
extending round wooden axle through
the BARREL as at B, or by fastening
iron trunnions to opposite sides of
same with bolts The barrel is then
suspended in the air in the wooden
frame, as illustrated Feed of all
kinds that is mixed with water may
be quickly mixed in this device, and
as quickly emptied in the trough D
Eagle River review. [volume] (Eagle River, Wis.) 1890-1927, 1914-12-11
Wayrus Ate Itself to Death.

Ephraim, huge walrus at the New
York geological park, has died OF
sheer laziness, superinduced by the
most voracious appetite ever pos
sessed by any animal. 1t was caught
near Etah. Greenland, by Paul Rainey,
and was presented to the park four
wears ago. At that time he weighed
149 pounds, but he began eating his
way to an early death on the day he
arrived. Eating was a continuous per-
Torrance with Ephraim until he be-
came so fat that it panied him to
move. He weighed 500 pounds on
the day OF his death In the last four
months his weight increased at the
rate of half pound day.
Eagle River review. [volume] (Eagle River, Wis.) 1890-1927, 1914-12-11
Gettinu Double Value,

Senator Sniffensnuff likes to get dou-
SeValue out of his cigar. After snip
ping off the pointed end he generally
Inserts twO-thirds of the weed into his
mouth and munches it until all but
ae lighted end looks like salad.
One afternoon while Sniffensnuff
vas sitting in front of his hotel a
snail boy tugged at a corner of his
coat.
What is it, SOM" asked the senator,
!oodnaturedly.
FOnting with small, brown finger,
aslad replied:
you please, sir, your chew is GO
lsOut,'-Youngstown Telegram.
Eagle River review. [volume] (Eagle River, Wis.) 1890-1927, 1914-12-11
Logical.

Nurse-Goodness me, what ave you
been doing to your dolls?
Joan-Charley's killed them. He said
they were made in Germany, and how
were we to know they weren't spiesE
Punch.
Eagle River review. [volume] (Eagle River, Wis.) 1890-1927, 1914-12-11
The Rloht Kind.

81 suppose the police photographer
does not want bright, clear weather
TO make his pictures"
why not?'
Il should think he would rather
have muggy days.
Eagle River review. [volume] (Eagle River, Wis.) 1890-1927, 1914-12-11
The Racilli Craze.

I'VE are going to give up having
Johnny get an education.
For what reason?
wen, we can't get him sterilized
every morning in time TO go to school
Eagle River review. [volume] (Eagle River, Wis.) 1890-1927, 1914-12-11

Most women have a mania for the
kind of garments that are more orna~
mental than useful.
Eagle River review. [volume] (Eagle River, Wis.) 1890-1927, 1914-12-11

by raising the barrel and tipping the
feed out in the trough. The tipping
handle is shown at c, and a water
pipe with tap at A. Two men can
easily move this device.
Eagle River review. [volume] (Eagle River, Wis.) 1890-1927, 1914-12-11

When the rooters applaud the UNI
pire's decisions it means that the visit
ing team is getting the short end of it.
Eagle River review. [volume] (Eagle River, Wis.) 1890-1927, 1914-12-11

YOuR OWN DRUGGIST WILL TELL You
fry Murine Eye Remedy for Red, Weak, Watery
INST Eve comfort. Write for Book of the Eye
by mail Free Murine Eye Remedy Co., Chicago
Eagle River review. [volume] (Eagle River, Wis.) 1890-1927, 1914-12-11
A Slam.

Doyou believe in dreams ?"
did till l met you."-Harvard
AnpOon.
Eagle River review. [volume] (Eagle River, Wis.) 1890-1927, 1914-12-11

Hogs are not provided by nature
with hair to protect them from cold
and drafts of icy air.
Feed that suits one animal may
starve another. Study individual taste
among the live stock.
If We could once and for all rid this
country of hog cholera what wealthy
nation we would become.
Eagle River review. [volume] (Eagle River, Wis.) 1890-1927, 1914-12-11

too important a part of the farm equ
ment to be without, considering the
cost and the great educators thu
are. To be able to state in pount
what crops and live stock produce
just plain business. To be forced
give an estimate in terms OF "pret
good" or poor" or fair" or othe
as indefinite says plainly Il am
generation or more behind time
Eagle River review. [volume] (Eagle River, Wis.) 1890-1927, 1914-12-11
Lone Journey.

A railroad from Nome to Cape Horn
is being considered, and sometimes
we may be able to take through
sleeper from one end of the American
continent to the other. In that case
we would sample all kinds of climate
from arctic TO tropical and we would
encounter endless variety of surface
and scenery. Popular Mechanics says
that several routes for such rail-
road are being considered, but which
ever one may be chosen the lines al
ready built and covering over half the
distance would be utilized. The fact
that these exist makes the project
seep ra lef snHl ik Sc a.. dream, but il we
or6h farming country. still the core
eneu feels that there are thousands o
form res which can be best used fqln-
the estry, which will prove benea d
built not a hindrance, to northern hlf
the sin. / talked to Gov-elect
the while here and while | am
foos6 that he looks at the question
top cold. business standpoint OF ffe
loose in dollars and cents, still | feyle
out he is going to look at it also II
.orm. standpoint of the best interf =,
level the people. He seems to be c7iA
hens conviction, and he stated ne
and to be fully advised before ne
on mends what wisconsin shall Cur
1ping The committeeman returI?"
floor their homes Saturday night
can will hold another meeting at
is too lander soon. Nc
Eagle River review. [volume] (Eagle River, Wis.) 1890-1927, 1914-12-11
FEEDING CORN ON THE'sTALK
UnbusinessIike Method of Turning
Pigs Into Field and "Reckon" They
Are Doing Well.

More corn on the stalk will prob
ably be fed to hogs this year than
ever before. It is not a great deal
of satisfaction to see bunch of shoats
doing well in standing corn and not
know what price they are paying for
the corn. We wouldn't sell corn as
rule to any man on that basis, but
a good many of us seem to be willing
to reckon" that the hogs paid a.
pretty good price for the corn and let
it 90 at that Handy stock scales are
Eagle River review. [volume] (Eagle River, Wis.) 1890-1927, 1914-12-11
LIVE NOlN
@eyR0T % I

heavy coat of hair is burdenes and
a road horse ain on
dropping
There is no profit in letting the cohe floor
lose their colt flesh hat can
ice is too
L the pigs are colu anu piioi lnsidered
'ney Can niahe ~ ' ncerning
The sheep is dual purpose aninteIcu'
producing both wool and mutton.
There is every reason for waterlO boxes
stock before they are full of dry fe
If pigs could talk they surely VIC
saw. ssRalance our rations and we in the
us pay" application
Norwich bulletin., 1914-01-13

Craeksmen Yesterday broke into the Academy theatre in Buffalo, bound and gagged the watchman, blew open the safe, and escaped with S1,S00 in cur renew
Norwich bulletin., 1914-01-13
SHIPPING SUFFERS
 BY NORTHWEST GALE.
Revenue Cutters Kept Busy Respond
 ing to Appeals for Assistance.

Vineyard Haven. Mass, Jan. PA northwest gale thrashing over the shoals at a mile a minute velocity ac- companied by severe cold, demoraiized coastwise shipping today. Although no wrecks had been reported tonight, there was much damage
 The revenue cutter AcuShnet tonight picked up the schooner John Pal, which was leaking badly. On her way to this port the Acushnet reported she had sighted another schooner near Half Moon shoal with foremast gone, but apparently able to care for her self. She is believed to be the British schooner Greta, South Amboy for St. John
 The tug Irvington, for Boston, un- able to make headway against the storm with her three barges, and the tug Wyoming was sent to her assist ance between Cape Pogue ana Cross Rip.
 While towing the schooner Lydia M. Deering, from Jacksonville for Boston, the tug Asher J. Hudson was forced to anchor the schooner off Hobska and go into New Bedford under tow for re- pairs to leaky boilers.
 Assistance from revenue cutters was asked by the schooner G. NJ. Porter off which had dragged into shoaI water with two anchors out. The schooner John B. Darlington was rid ing out the gale off Bishop and Clerks light.
 Off Chatham the schooner Mount Hope, Nova Scotia for New Haven, in ballast, was leaking badly and await ing assistance from a revenue cutter.
Norwich bulletin., 1914-01-13
PREPARING FOR MARCH.
U. 6. cavslrynaen Select and Provision
 Camps Along the Route. .

Prssfdlo. Texas, Jan. 1z.-Six gener- els of the Mexican army, $500 fugitive soldiers and 1,50o refugees who were Artven out of OJinaga, Mexico, by Gen aral Francisco Villa rebel forces, were put in readiness today for a four days march over the sT-mile road to Maria. The soldiers viii be interned at Fort Bliss indefinitely.
 At Maria, the nearest railroad sta hon, the federal army which sought refuge in the United States after their defeat by the rebels. will be guarded by tho border patrol pending their {inai disposition by the war depart ment Among the civilians are 1,207 women, as officially counted by Major McNamee. They also have 1000 federal army horses and mules.
 Major McNamee sent cavalrymen along the road to select and provision camps at the points where stops will be made. The food supplies will be is- Sued through the army.
 Major McNamee was without defi- nfte advices as to where the fugitives would be taken after they reach Maria until late today, when orders were re- ceived to tnterne the soldiers at Fort Bliss and permit the women and chil- dren to accompany the soldiers.
 The whereabouts of Generals Pas manders Of federal volunteers, who fed from Oj1nasa with TOO cavalrymen, was unknown to the rebels.
 The arrest of Rafael Flores, Orozco,s secretary, on the road between Presidio and Maria gave rise to the belief thar The general was somewhere on this side of the river. General Mercado of the federal regulars charged Orozco ana SalazaT with cowardice and the rebels have sentenced them to execu- ton should they be captured on the Mexican side.
 General Villa, who is in Oiinaga. started some of his troops to Caihua- hea and himself expected to leave for
Norwich bulletin., 1914-01-13
WAR DECLARED UPON
 NEW YORK GANGSTERS.
Mayor Mitohel Authorizes Police to
 Use Their Clubs Freely.

New York, Jan. 12-Gang rule in this city was attacked from three sources today. Mayor Mitchell, prose- cutting his war on the criminal ele- ment, begun last week after the slay- ing of prominent citizen who was struck by a stray bullet during a fight between bands of gunmen, said he would sanction the use of police clubs on men who start street gun battles. Police Commissioner Mckay suspend ed two policemen on charges of show ing leniency in dealing with gangsters. Judge Rosalsky in the court of gen. eral sessions sentenced TWO gunmen to prison, Joseph Eiserti for IT years and santa. Barbara for from to 19 years The two were members of the Paul Kelly gang and were tried for the killing of the leader of another gang
 T hope the police will use clubs or every gun fighter on whom they can lay their hands" Mayor Mitchell said T do not mean to relax the very ad mirable policy which the late Mayor Gaynor established of not clubbing decent citizens. but I should have no hesitation in sancti0ning the use of clubs on men who start gun riots in the street.
 Two persons were victims Of gang sters in street gun fights today. John Bertie a chauffeur, was attacked by three men ill Tenth avenue and was removed to a hospital with bullet in his thigh Mrs Maria Faronto was shot in the left arm when two men engaged in d duel On the East Side.
Norwich bulletin., 1914-01-13
Winter Arrives
 in this Section
BLUsTEKY NORTHWEST WIND
 BRINGS A COLD WAVE.
MUCH SHIPPING TIED UP
Ferry and Car Float in Collision in North River-Man Blown from Top of Freight car-other Accidents.

New York, Jan. PA cold and blustery northwesterner, travelling at times as fast as "A miles an hour, tying up considerable shipping. injuring dozens of persons by throwing them to the ground or against walls, smashing plate glass windows ,leveling signs and playing freakish pranks upon pedes- trians in the canyons between the city's skyscrapers, today gave New ork and its vicinity it's first real touch of winter. Starting at, 26 degrees above zero the mercury fell gradually had I5ached 12 degrees above. The indications were that it would go still lower during the early morning hours.
 The coming of the cold wave was heralded by fiuriJ of snow which had all the indications of reaching the pro- portions of an old-time blizzard. But the high winds soon brushed away the clouds and throughout most of the re- mainder of the day the sun shone brightly.
 Collision in North River.
 The wind and the resultant strong tides were nearly responsible for d serious accident in the North river just as darkness settled this evening, when the Erie Railroad ferryboat Suf- fern and a car float belonging to the Pennsylvania railroad came in col
  aboard the Suffern were thrown into a panic and seyer< women tainted. Numerous passengers were cut by be- ing thrown violently to the deck or by being hit by flying glass. Though the Suffern was badly damaged, her pilot steered her safely into her slip and landed the passengers.
 Consideration For Policemen.
 The Red Star steamer Lapland. in- ward bound from Antwerp with about 700 passengers on board, was obliged to anchor off quarantine owing to the gale, while further down the bay, off Sandy Hook the lumber-laden schoon- CT Thomas Winsmore lies tonight with her nose stuck in a mud bank and heavy seas sweeping over her. Thir- teen fixed posts' on which police men stand unprotected from the ele- ments, were abolished by the police authorities tonight on account of the high find and the cold weather. Throughout the night there were nu- merous applications at the various police stations for shelter by homeless men and women. In every instance the applicant was referred to the munich pal lodging houses.
 Brakeman Blown From Car.
 All over the city during the day am- bulance surgeons were called upon elther toS treat persons for scalp wounds and minor bruises or to take them to hospitals in order that more serious hurts, such as fractured skulls and limbs, might be properly cared for.
 In the outlying districts much dam age was done by the win1. In Newark a railroad brakeman was blown from the top of a freight train and received injuries which probably will cause his death.
 Down the bay tonight all vessels found it necessary to throw out double anchors in order to prevent them be- ing driven ashore
Norwich bulletin., 1914-01-13
MARRIAGE OF DIVORCED
 PERSONS DISCUSSED
New Haven ciersymen Decline to Ae-
 eept EpiscopaIIan Platform.

New Haven, Conn, Jan. 1.-The New Haven Pastors union today de- clined to accept the report of com mittee which called for a pledge to carry out the Episcopalian platform report was sent back for revision. The committee reported in favor of follow ing the Episcopalian plan of solemniz- ing marriage only for the biameless party to a divorce where persons who have been divorced are applicants for the ceremony
 Discussion showed that members of the Pastors union favored putting the ban on remarriages except when cir cumstances clearly justify such step. The committee will report a recom- mendation that ministers of one de- nomination refuse to marry people Of another. and that they remarry people of their own denomination only after careful inquiry
Norwich bulletin., 1914-01-13
CHAMPION CAUSE
 OF THE RAILROADS. Resolutions Adopted by Directors of Springfield Board of Trade.

Springfield, Mass, Jan. 12.-The di- rectors of the Springfield board of trade today passed a series of resolu- tions bearing upon building of the railroads In New England. Among the resolutions were the following:
 Resolved, That the United States government should establish at once a more equitable basis of payment to railroads for carrying the parcel post and that we request our representa- tiyes in congress to use all efforts tc bring about this readjustment: and be it further
 Resolved, That the public should be willing to recognize the existing con- ditions and to cooperate to the fullest extent"
Norwich bulletin., 1914-01-13
CHINESE sToWAWAYs
 FOUND ON STEAMER.
Had Lived For Ten Days In Tempera-
 ture Of 1e5 Degrees.

New York. Jan 12-After d search lasting fifteen hours. r. R. Sisson, in spector in charge of. the Chinese bu- reau of the immigration service. brought to light late today six Chinese stow who had spent ten days in the boiler valve room of the freight. steamer Massepequa. They had sub sisted during the trip from Puerto Mexico on a few handsful of rice and the dripping of condensed steam. Two of the Chinese were so weak that med ical attention had to be given them while all were on the verge of physi- cal collapse as the result of their con- hnement which has an atmosphere of never less than 125 degrees, fahren- heit. and no ventilation. None of the stowaways had partaken of food dur the three days the steamer has been tied fID here
Norwich bulletin., 1914-01-13
THREE HARTFORD MEN
 ARE MADE DEFENDANTS
l Former Wife of Professor Brenton Sues for $5o,ooo Damages.

Hartford Conn, Jan. 12-Mrs. Eliz- abeth C. Holman of Waterville Me, former wife of Prof. Cranston Brenton in the United States district court here. against Professor Brenton, pr. Paul Waterman and Dr. Oliver C. Smith. all of Hartford, alleging that she had been kept in a Brattleboro, Vt, sanitarium two years against her will. She sues for s50,000 damages
 Professor Benton recently obtained a divorce on statutory grounds. and soon afterwards Mrs. Brenton married F. E. Holman of Waterville Mrs Holman alleges that she was -coerced and in timldated' to go to the sanitarium. and her will,
Norwich bulletin., 1914-01-13
Break in Ranks
 of the Strikers
BLIZZARD DRIVES SEVERAL BACK
 TO THE MINES.
LEADERS DISCOURAGED
Are Apprehensive that Men Won't Hold Out for Recognition of Federation- Fourteen Eviction Suits Heard.

HouShton,. Mich, Jan. 12.-F'ourteen fresh eviction suits, coupled with a blizzard and the first break in the un- Ion ranks at Ahmeek Village. in the northern part of the strike district caused Western Federation of Miners leaders to shake their heads dubiously today. The union stores, especially the one In Hancock, were crowded all day, ana numerous requests for increased fuel and food supplies had to be met charity workers and Salvation Army officers also found numerous calls awaiting them
 Strike Leader Losing Courage
 Dan Sullivan. president of the dis ulct council of the federation. said the closing in of winter was something for Whlch he and his associates Leere any thing but anxious. This means that We must keep on getting busy" he said, as he watched the clouds of snow driven by a 20 mile gale off Lake Su- perior. We have feared all along that many men would feel like quitting the struggle for recognition of the federal tion f we got an d-fashioned touch of snow and ice. Thus far the ele- ments have been good to us, but to- days storm is an added burden on our shoulders
 Desertions from Strikers Ranks.
 The assertions at Ahmeek Village were fourteen in number. and half dozen other union members were re- ported to have turned in their cards to the management of the Mohawk mine. Both companies are in the district that has caused most anxiety to operators, and the last of the state troops left that neighborhood only this morning.
 Fears that rioting might result from the withdrawal of the military and that non-union men might be afraid to continue work without the moral sup port of the bayonet had been express ed by officials of Keweenow county. The blizzard, however, solved the ques- tion at least for today.
 Eviction Suits Heard.
 The eviction suits heard today were filed by the Copper Range Consolidated company against seven families at Tri- Mountain and an equal number at Bal tic. These mine locations are south of Houghton. As in all other court cases. the men allowed the plaintiff to take judgment, and Herman Ryeider, circuit court commissioner, fixed the appeal bonds at twice the yearly rental, tho bonds ranging from $96 to S150 each. These fourteen cases cleared the court docket of this class of action.
 A. F. L. Still Supporting Strike.
 Rumors that break was impending between the Western Federation of Miners and the American Federation of Labor were given considerable pGb- licity today, but were at once denied. James A. Short and James R. Roache. personal representatives of Samuel Gompers, said the national labor body would continue it's support of the strike at least until after the coming meeting of the executive council III Washington.
Norwich bulletin., 1914-01-13
WORKMAN KILLED.
Toulouse Blown Over by Wind Fell
 Upon John Runco.

New Haven, Conn, Jan. 12-with a gale blowing at a rate of from 30 miles an hour up to nearly 90, and with the mercury lowering about 10 degrees above zero, Connecticut today had it's first real taste of winter The wind lashed the waters in Long Island sound along the beaches. but no great damage had been reported late tonight Shipping suffered but little as most of the craft hugged safe harbors
 In West Hartford, John Bunco. a workman, was killed when the wind blew a small toolhouse on him. He was working for the Trout Brook Ice and Feed company in moving the structure when it toppled over on him. He died 20 minutes later.
Norwich bulletin., 1914-01-13
CLUB FOR SUNDAY
 MOVING PICTURES
Literary and Screen Club" to Hold
 Shows at Savin Rock.

New Haven, Conn, Jan. 12-A club Is being formed in this city and in West Haven known as the Literary and Screen club, the ostensible purpose of which is to enjoy motion pictures on Sunday. The entertainments will be given in a Sayln Rock theatre, which was closed recently on Sundays, because of the moving picture crusade in the town of Orange.
 The club Is to incorporate, leaders in the movement say, and the member ship Is already TOO. The dues-a nom inal sum, less than half a dollar-are payable monthly
 It is planned to have the first meet ing of the club on Sunday night, and Rev. M. c. Peters of New York has been engaged to give a lecture After the lecture, moving pictures will be shown. Only members of the club can attend the entertainment
 Club members claim that the au- thorities cannot interfere with the plan. The West Haven officials have given no opinion on the matter yet