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The times dispatch. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1903-1914, 1914-09-28

AT last a method has been discovered
which Will bring about the cxtermina-
ton OF the pestiferous typhoid produc-
ing fly AS 1t appears on the farm.
BoraX, such as Is used daily In the
household and laundry, Is the material
which experts in the United states De-
partment or Agriculture have found to
treating tho breeding places Of flies.
about their death. Borax is recon-
mcnded above all other subs ,ances
tried, for the reason that 1t Is positive
In Its death dealing action 10 ny mag
COTS. yet II is harmless In ordinary
quantities to the manure. anu not par
ticulariy Injurious should borax,reat-
ed garbage he eaten by hogs
sprinkled over AN eight-bushcl pill
OF manure ana dampcncd with = little
water will prevent ny maSEots from
developing. ana even prevent ~ eggs
from hatching. This discovery should
take high rank among the valuable
discoveries made BY the department and
add materially TO the effectiveness OF
the swat-thc- fiy" campaign.
Flies are particularly annoying in
prevalence OF suitable breeding places
The manure pile IL :hc home OF the ny
ana since manure is the most valuable
farm fertilizer. an effective means al
treating IL 10 prevent the development
Of flies has been long sought. Through
thiS discovery that common boraX. ms
well as its crude form. calcined cole
Matching and kin the maggots tina,
have Matched. flies should become a
novelty on tho farm instead OF q
nuisance ana spreadcr of disease
The times dispatch. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1903-1914, 1914-09-28
Nitrate nf Sotin and IIuy.

G. Il. $, Goochland County:
IAN old meadow that has not been
properly fertilized received an applica-
ton OF nitrate oil soda and shows very
marked results. Can l continue these
and make profitable crops
OF hay"
While the first application OF nitrate
OF soda may show these marked results.
~ is not by amy means safe to conclude
that nitrogen is the only element OF
fertility needed.
The first applications showed such
marked results because there IL II
mark ed deficiency az nitrogen in tho
sell, but there is sufficient OF the other
fcrtiliZing elements. particularly phos =
phorus and potassium, TO balance the
nitrogen used.
The increased crop Yields from the
use OF nitrate of soda make an in
creased drain upon the available phos-
phorus and potassium in the SOIL and
the time VIII soon come when no re
Spouse Is received from the applica-
lions of elitrate OF soda.
AS a rule, where nitrate of soda is
used M q fertilizer il is Il safe princi
pie to use in connection with it some
form of phosphorus and potassium.
having in mind permanent results rath
er than q temporary increase due 10
the nitrate of soda.
The times dispatch. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1903-1914, 1914-09-28
RECORD BREAKING ACREAGE
IN WINTER WHEAT PROBABLE
Not Likely This VIII lie Much OF
Factor While Conditions Continue
to he Abnormal.


Especial to The Times Dispatch.l
CHICAGO, September 27.-That there
will he a record breaking acreage
sown to winter wheat this season seems
certainty. Whether or not the ef-
forts of tho farmers will result In the
expected bumper crop next summer
cannot he foretold, and this will not
be factor this year. UP to date, the
trade has not been inclined to pay
much attention to the increased acre
age. and II is not likely that this will
he much of n factor while conditions
continue to be abnormal. 1t is true
( mat war Influences ut tire present mo-
fncht nave become stale, but this is due
20 Il large extent to the fact that
neither the allies nor the Germans have
scored any decisive victory TO date
mo lack OF outside interest ut present
can be laid to the general public dis
appointment in the action OF the war
news on the market. 1t will take
some big event In Europe or an enor-
nous export demand to bring back out
side interest.
Last week saw n letting down in the
movement of wheat from the country,
the receipts at primary markets
totaling l7.730,oOo bushels. compared
with 19.5S2,00o bushels the preceding
week. and 11.l22.OO0 bushels the cor
responding week last year. Reports
from the southwest declare that at the
present price OF wheat. farmers are
getting from so to IS cents for their
grain, and that they are not disposed
to sell at this figure, having had n
taste OF dollar wheat. The price con-
sideration is also "a factor In the de-
creased marketing In the Northwest.
although the supply in this territory
is small compared with that of winter
wheat, and there are more drawbacks
here against early selling
Country elevators report heavy TAX
ing out or storage tickets against
grain. but say that there may be more
inclination to sell around November
when many farm notes become due
The corn trade has fallen into a rut
from which 1t appears unable to extri-
cate Itself. Many bullish theories arc
advanced. and the market apparently
In healthy position, but there IL lack
81 speculative interest, and the heavy
tone In wheat is naturally Depressing
w Gather conditions over tho belt re-
Gently have been fine for curing and
ripcinS the crop. but the country has
very little corn for sale
Heavy sales OF oats were made for
ecNport last week, and the fact that
foreign countries arc now taking lib
cral loss or feed barley indicates the
urgent need of feeding grains there
mere was more competition from Can
ada. IN the meantime. speculative In
tcrest III oats has died down.
decreased interest was also noted
In hog product futures last week. hut
expectations are for a much i,nprovcd
business after the first OF next month
Lard stocks are expected to show n
reduction OF about 1000 tierccs n div
Tor the month Of September. and stocks
III outside points are light The de-
{ rnand for cash lard was rcportcd ~.
better, hut nothing very cnro,rnri,',.
was shid regarding tho trade In cash
meats
The times dispatch. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1903-1914, 1914-09-28

plants that is able 10 get nitrogen from
the air through the aid OF bacteria
which live In their roots. This family
Is known NJ lcSumcs. Those OF most
Importance are rs follows: Red clover.
alsikc clover, white clover, crimson
clover. Japan clover, alfalfa, sweet
clover, coWpeas. SOY beans garden
beans and peas and vctchcs. ON tho
roots OF all kinds Of lcguncs arc found
are called nodules. These nodulcs are
produced by exceedingly small forms of
plant life which can toe seen only by
! the aid Of powerful microscope.
These bacteria take plant food of the
various kinds needed from the root sap
OF the plants In which they live, and
in turn they supply the plant with more
or less nitrogen, which they have the
power 70 get from the air. If a lcsStInc
be grown in n soil which does not con-
tain these bactcris. II can only make
use OF the soil supply of nitrogen. like
other plants. snch rs corn or wheat.
| Thus the proper bacteria must he
supplied before y legume can be grown
successfully.
one of tho chief SOIL constituents
which are well known to dccrea Sc
under usual cultivation il humus. aa
the dark -colorcd organic substances
which result from the decay of vcgc-
table matter are called. The value
Of vegetable matter in the soil is not
apt 20 be ovcr-cstiinatcd. for the humus
adding capacity of the soil and i'm =
proves the texture, so that the soil is
less inclined to bake. Also it's I'm
| portance In connection with different
kinds OF necessary bacteria is very
/ great
The times dispatch. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1903-1914, 1914-09-28

his hunger. but also food that contains
IN proper amount the elements needed
TO renew all parts OF the body. In
like manner. plants. TO be well nour-
ished, require an abundance OF each
of n number of elements.
The clements found In tho soil which
are necessary 10 plants are nitrogen
phosphorus. calcium, potassium. mag
ncsium, sulphur and iron. Those that
come wholly from air and water are
carbon, hydrogen and oxygen The
latter group makes up the bulk of tho
dry substance of plants, or 90 to 80
parts out of 100. Tho element nitrogen
can be given IN Intermediate place
between the two groups. because tho
original source Of the soil nitrogen Is
In the air. Also certain kinds OF plants
the legumcs. are able TO utilize atmos-
phcric nitrogen, though this Is done
indirectly. through tho nodule- forming
bacteria found in their roots.
To the farmer the discovery OF tho
elements that plants must have meant
much. FOR as long as they were un-
known there was no way TO tell exact
ly what could be used TO help max
poor land rich. Since this knowledge
was obtained the world has been
searched for minerals that supply thesc
elements; soils have been analyXed to
find out how much of each they con-
tain; ana 1t Is now possible to take
almost any soil and make 1t fertile.
Oh the seven soil elements mentioned,
only four havo been found TO be
especially important in practical farm
ing. That Is. they are the only ones
which are apt 10 he deficient In the
soil. and which genera!Iy make the
difference between Il rich and a poor
soil. 40 far rs plant food Is concerned.
These four clements are nitrogen.
phosphorus, calcium and potr ssium.
The last three are sometimes called
minerals" and are generally referred
TO under the names OF "phospho ric
acid" lime" and potash"
AS rule the most marked difference
between rich and poor land or between
new and old" land Hes In the con
tent OF nitrogen and humus. which are
abundant in the rich soil. but deficient
| In poor soil.
Fortunately there is family OF
The times dispatch. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1903-1914, 1914-09-28
SOUTHERN RAILWA Y

PREMi TER CARRIER OF THE SOUTH
Train, leave Rlch;noud-Nain 81: Station
y Is -Fo.low!ng schedule figures published
a. Information. and not guaranteed.
For thc Sou;h-Dsiiy: $50 = M.-iocai
.9:lh 4 M--Ex3rcsa $50 =. M-E1pre.,
with Electric L!I-lad Slcepinr Car. for Al.
.ant, and Bifmingnain. ,::3) l. M-Expreu
Week Days: 400 l. 81 and eco l.. M-LocAL
YORK RIVER LINE.
5;io j.. II Steamer train tparlor carl az
cpl sunday. no local stops and S:i5 r. NJ
paily. i.ocai -Coanccting for baltimore. daily
eNcep; sunday i:.a -Da!y-Locai.
Trains Arrive Richmond
rom INC south: % 4 ~ and 20 A. II .
- J.. y $50 =. NJ. daily $40 A VI and
KY ~ FIX sun From "e,, Pe,nt: .s:tj
$50 a. VI. aHd G:l5 4. NJ daily
II. l. BISHOP. ID. , A.
F' T. Main 81 phonc Nhdl,on III
The times dispatch. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1903-1914, 1914-09-28
Weekly Bureau of In
formation for All Who
Till the Soil or Are In
terested in Making Homes
THE MARE AND COLT
AT WEAVING TIME

WEAVING the colt is not simply an
act of separating the colt from its
dam, but 1t is a matter that Will require
careful feeding and management OF
both. just the same us changes in 9TH
or conditions demand different rations
and handling.
From four to six months is the us
ual age at which the colt should be
weaned. OF course. there arc eNcep-
lions to this rule. some doing better
II wenned earlier, where the mares
The times dispatch. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1903-1914, 1914-09-28
Cabbage and Nitrate of sodn.

II. w. H.. Caroline County:
Il have been told that to dig small
holes near late cabbage in my garden
and put In Il tablespoonful of nitrate
of Sodn Will increase the Size and has
ten their maturity. should this be done
when the ground is wet go that tho nj
tratc Of soda will he dissolved, or not
The nitrate OF soda should be scat
tered all around the plants This should
always be done before rain. Nitrate OF
soda Is very soluable and plants absorb
their food only In solution. Wet
grouRd would not dissolve the nitrate
of soda sufficiently, and placing II i'll
hole near the plants Is not 4 good
way for other reasons. You should not
work nor walk on your ground while
1T Is wet.
The times dispatch. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1903-1914, 1914-09-28
AGRICULTURAL DEPARTMENT
to The TimcsD ispntch
mi.
PRINCIPLES OF FERTILITY

Plants need food OF different kinds,
very much as do animals. That is,
= plant Will starve if deprived of any
ono Of several substances in the soil
just rs q man Will starvc II he tries
to live on fat meat alone. or on starch
alone. or on sugar alone, or. for that
matter, on all three OF these articles
of food, because they lack the element
that makes blood and lean meat, and
which Is found In eggs. milk beans
and tho like. To state the case another
way, person TO he well fed must
get not only food enough to satisfy
The times dispatch. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1903-1914, 1914-09-28
Norfolk & Western Railway
Chesapeake & Ohio RAILWAY

.:;5 A-i;ocaI-- Da,ly-Newport Eewe
q" A--i:o ca!-Daiiy-C Er. Sun.
fhurmoGi.
,,s:'" 4 - l;N pres Daily Norfolk. Old Point.
I'D A--i.oc a!-Daiiy-I.clbg Lex c. FORGE
'!-:2S N"o; :XpreEs = Daily Norfolk. Old
f'oint
t;o? -Exprets- Daiiy-.;ortolk Old Point
~! = i-och ! oal?-S. News. Old Point.
80 ,.ocai by Sun. Gordonsviile.
!:iY f-ENpress-D aily-C!n I.'vilIe
go p e!tnited--Daily-c!n. Gu 10 ST. l.
'it;.g p ss-Da!iy-C:a.. LouisviIio
'SleoDers. tferior Car,
TRAINS ARRIVE RICHMOND-focal from
East: .0;l5 a 81 $50 +. ~ Though from
East: !; 30 A NJ. 300 p. NJ. $50 p 81 Local
from West: 500 A. Nj "!6:oo A NJ and 10
J.: NJ Through: s:s) a al. 1890 noon and
e:i0 + NJ.
Jane. River Limo: "i:E 4. n. 600 p. N.
Daily
'Daily cxc-p: Sunday
The times dispatch. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1903-1914, 1914-09-28

The poultry business goes very well
with fruit growing. Chickens are cS-
pecially good in eating insects that are
harmful. Plum trees are very good III
poultry yards. also apple and pear trees.
but they need plenty of room so they
viii not grow over the FENCES. Movable
houses for chickens. that can Toe
changed from one par; OF an orchard
To another. are very scrV!ccablc and
really better than permanent houses.
espcCinllY for summer use.
The times dispatch. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1903-1914, 1914-09-28
GENERAL INFORMATION
THROUGH QUESTION BOX
Crops Present and In prospcc,

G. l.. c.. Hanover County: 'My cow
peas arc IN blooni-just beginning TO
snow Few small pods. ! wish to SOW
crimson clover on the stubblc. Would
you advise mo to cut them now and
thus get my clover sown earlier. or
allow them TO stand TIL thu proper
stage and then cut? They are only
about twelve TO nftecn inches high
now"
the full growth unless danger OF early
frost compels YOU to cut earlier The
present rains should nearly double tho
yield If your land il fairly good. AS
rule do not sacrifice Il \crop made
or noarly so for one in PROSPECT.
The times dispatch. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1903-1914, 1914-09-28
McGuire's
University School
RICHMOND. VA.
OPPOSITE WILLIAM BYRD PARK
RICHMOND. VA.
LOWER SCHOOL FOR LITTLE
BOYS.

The fiftieth session will open Sep
TENDER II, 1914. in the new school
house adjoining William Byrd Park.
of about $50 acres. The building.
equipped with the most approved,
modern single desks and furniture.
is heated and ventilated by the
American System" the system most
highly recommended by school ar
chitects and sanitary engineers.
Tho location Of the school is un-
surpassed. Opposite the public play
ground at Byrd Park. it Is In easy
walking distance OF the western resi-
dence district. convenient to all car
lines, only fifteen minutes from Fifth
and Main Streets
Catalogue by mail or at book
stores. Principal at 1918 West Ave
nue.. Phone Madison 174.
JOHN =. MCGUIRE.
The times dispatch. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1903-1914, 1914-09-28
ClcnnlnE-Up Procenscs.


c. Il. H.. brunswick County: Can
driveway and area surrounding resi-
dence OF grass and weeds where no
vegetation is desired, by the applica-
lions of chemicals II Practicable"
y weedy driveway having such pla ants
ns blue grass, crab grass. hords grass
plantain. clover and dandelion could be
almost cleaned by treating with one of
tho following substances. the amounts
being given on basis OF one square
rod:
One-fourth pound OF commercial
arsenite OF soda dissolved In six gal
Ions OF water, twenty-five pounds OF
common, coarse salt dissolved in nino
gallons OF water, or one gallon of fuel
oil
All these applications would cost ap-
proXiinately ~ cents per square rod,
or $50 per acre, for the material. In
the experiments the results with COM
mon salt have been somewhat erratic.
II Is also said to have an Injurious
effect on rubber tires, 80 that prefer
cnce should be given the other two sub
stances.
Whom only n small aren Is to be
treated, and the cost is. therefore, not
consideration, salt should be used In
larger quantities. dissolving il at the
rate OF one pound 10 one and ono-halt
quarts Of water. All applications
should de madc when there is no pros
poet Of rain for twenty-four hours.
The times dispatch. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1903-1914, 1914-09-28
a Remedy for Plum Ap,,,,.

thirty pounds Of soap (soft SOAP Is
the hesO. one gallon OF coal oil. three
pounds Of nephrhalcne. and nine parts
o. water for the stock solution. If
poilcd until the soap is dissolved il
VIII readily mix. Use eighteen pounds,
OF the stock solution 10 100 gallons of
water Spray before The buds swell.
The times dispatch. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1903-1914, 1914-09-28

AS soon as chicken gets sick re
move il from tho rest OF the flock.
The times dispatch. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1903-1914, 1914-09-28
The .AHtCr Hun,

MrH. ]. NJ. r.. Culpepcr County:
Beetles III large numbers attack my
asters.' They destroy all they attack.
l send you specimen In n box Please
let me know if there is any way to
check or destroy theme"
The specimens sent represent the
astcr bug, so-called, or black blister
beetle .Qplcauta pennsylvanica). 1t is
II common species, and difficult TO treat.
Either arscnatc of lead or Paris green
may he used as a remedy. and il tho
insects are numerous. the application
should he made repeatedly This. with
other species of blister beetles, has :,
habit OF travelling along rows OF veec-
tables, whence the name CT army"
beetle, which has recently been be-
slowed on this form.
The times dispatch. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1903-1914, 1914-09-28

y sudden cold wind or 4 light show =
CT will ofton play havoc with young
turkeys.
The times dispatch. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1903-1914, 1914-09-28

Preserve the surplus fruit by can
hing, drying or making into juices.
The times dispatch. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1903-1914, 1914-09-28

Efficiency is the watchword of to-
day. Make II motto in your poultry
business.
The times dispatch. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1903-1914, 1914-09-28

The peony ana it's companion. the
iris. are among the best of hardy
lowering plants for the adornment Of
the farm home surroundings.
The times dispatch. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1903-1914, 1914-09-28

The United States annually consumes
$50 pounds of wheat and wheat flour
per capita.
The times dispatch. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1903-1914, 1914-09-28

To produce apples which best con-
form to the ideals OF mankind re-
quires the best of effort and era fitness
to outwit insects and diseases
The times dispatch. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1903-1914, 1914-09-28
STEAMBOATS,
OLD DOMINION LINE

~. Richmond. FOO, OF Ash ST. daily 7:aD r. M.
Leave Newport Ncw'..................5:oi a. VI.
"a -N'E 'plN A 81
Connects with main ,.nr .ten;uer. leaving
So!to!k to- New fo!k daily. esccD, sunday
I:e L. NJ Connections also made by - A
". ty. , i VI. ari {. ( o. Ry a; T. 81
*irnt lin- steam, = stop NJ Ciarcmont on
sisnsl. and are met by public conveyance
VIRGINIA SANlGATJON CO.-Jnmc. River
by daylight for Norfolk. Old Point Newport
News ana all James River landings Monday
W cdncsday aud Friday =, 90 A ST Fye!gk,
received for all James River uo!nt.
The times dispatch. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1903-1914, 1914-09-28

Two few farmers produce the ra-
tons consumed by their poultry
The times dispatch. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1903-1914, 1914-09-28
sEABOARD AIR LINE RAILWAY.

no Progressive Hallway OF the south"
S"uthtound trains scheduled to leave Rich
;nont daily; 800 y NJ. local 10 Sorlina: 20
r. vi, si"ep"rS and coaches. Atlanta. Biz
mlnrhim. Jacksonville. lp:ij +. III SLEEPER
10 ittin!.; aud coac hes To Atlanta and BiY-
Hl!nEhtm. 1895 \. M s!cepr:s. Atlanta Dir
miHgHatn. Memphis. Jacksonville ramna
and coaches Jacksonville
Nor;hbCund trains scheduled TO arrive In
Richmond aeily: So. 4 NJ SOD A. NJ 5s
J.. NJ. as l.. ~. Local.
The times dispatch. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1903-1914, 1914-09-28

II YOU wish to fir cracks in walls.
or nail holes which pictures have been
removed. take plaster paris and mix
three parts of il with one part Hour
mix thoroughly before wctting
The times dispatch. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1903-1914, 1914-09-28
Facts for Farmers, Stock
Breeders, Poultry Raisers,
Orchardists, Truckers and Gar
deners---Queries and Answers
BRIEF NOTES THOUGHT
OUT BY THE WAYSIDE

OUT BY THE WAYSlDE
Two few farmers produce the ra-
tions consumed by their poultry.
AS soon as a chicken gets sick re-
move il from tho rest OF the flock.
Preserve the surplus fruit by can
ming, drying or making into juices.
y sudden cold wind or 4 light show =
cr will ofton play havoc with young
turkeys.
Efficiency is the watchword of to-
day. Make ii a motto in your poultry
business.
The United states annually consumes
$50 pounds of wheat and wheat flour
per capita.
The peonv and it's companion. the
iris. are among the best of hardy
lowering plants for the adornmemt of
the farm home surroundings.
To produce apples which best con-
form to the ideals OF mankind re-
quircs the best of effort and era fitness
to outwit insects and diseases.
II YOU wish to fir cracks in walls.
or nail holes which pictures have been
removed. take plaster paris and mix
three parts of ii with one part nour-
mix thoroughly before wctting.
Tho farm should have rs many mod
ern comforts as possible. such as bette
lights. better heating system. com
Portable furniture ana home furnish
inEs.
Pick all fruit by hand after il is
before II becomes soft. In removing
not to break or injure the spurs or
branches.
Never send the horses to the field
to work with the CRIME OF the day be-
fore on them. Give them as good n
cleaning as II you were going to drive
to town.
In delivering goods your personal
appearance and the character of your
outfit will tell decidedly upon your
business.
Grain should not be made the sole
feed OF the laying hens, for then fat
and not eggs liz the usual result.
Alfalfa Is the richest legume II is
the best Of the icGuninous crops for
hay and the best of the soil improv-
ers. Once established it lasts FOR
years and produces Il greater tonnage
than any other hay crop.
The times dispatch. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1903-1914, 1914-09-28

Tho farm should have rs many mod =
crn comforts as possible, such as better
lights, better heating system. com
Portable furniture ana home furnish
The times dispatch. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1903-1914, 1914-09-28

In delivering goods your personal
appearance and the character of your
outfit will tell decidedly upon your
business.
The times dispatch. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1903-1914, 1914-09-28

Grain should not be made the sole
feed OF the laying hens for then fat
and not eggs Ia the usual result.
The times dispatch. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1903-1914, 1914-09-28

Never send the horses to the field
to work with the CRIME of the day be
fore on them Give them good n
cleaning as II you were going to drive
to town.
The times dispatch. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1903-1914, 1914-09-28

Pick all fruit by hand after il is
we'll colored and fully matured, but
before II becomes soft. In removing
the fruit from tho tree be very careful
not to break or injure the spurs or
branches.
The times dispatch. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1903-1914, 1914-09-28

Alfalfa Is the richest legumc II is
the best of the icEuminous crops for
hay and the best of the soil improv-
ers. Once established it lasts FOR
years and produces Il greater tonnage
than any other hay crop.
The Idaho Republican. [volume] (Blackfoot, Idaho) 1904-1932, 1914-11-20
WE WARNED THEM

The editor of the Weiser Signal,
Editor Lisle of the Richfield Record
err. Editor Jones of the Rigby Star
and Editor Wright of the Montpelier
Examiner, were in the political race
and all were turned down at the cleo
ton. Bill Holmes would have. been
in the same class had he threw his
hat in the ring for a piece of the
plum pudding. Newspaper men can
InJt ,yen p.ease all the people part.
of the time, nor majority of the
people at any particular time, so
what's the use-and then too it's
not real plum pudding when you land
it.-Paris Post.