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The Topeka state journal. [volume] (Topeka, Kansas) 1892-1980, 1914-11-21

Ham Wilson has a bunyan on his left
foot-or is it his right foot, we forget
which. Be that as it may however this
bunyan is giving Ham considerable pain
and he says he wishes to goodness it
was on somebuddy elses foot for .
change
Emily Dewberry Sundayed with Mrs.
Elmer Hosmer at Snake Bend way and
would also have Mondayed and Tues
dayed with her except that her hus-
band sent for her to come home being
as he was sick and tired tryin to cook
for hisself and was about starved to
deth.
Doc Livermore says that the recent
changes in the wether has been a god
send to him being as lot of folks
hereabout has went and ketched turri-
Bile colds on their lungs and in their
heads and has to have his Professional
services. Doc says he hopes these
wether changes will continue indefinite.
Hen Weathersby is having a speshial
sale of toothbrushes this wk hoping to
sell out at cost or less duzzen or so
OF IOOIu OTuSICS WHICH uC has naQ OH
hand now for moren IL yrs or about
the time tooth brushes first come out
Hen says there amt no call for tooth
brushes in Bingville and he was fool
to buy that batch of EN- from a slick
tungd drummer who come around sellin
EN-.
Hester McCraclken of Calamity Cor
ners is visiting friends in the CO seat
this wk. She passed through Bingville
last Tuesday and we persoom she is
having a skandalous nice time being as
it amt very often that Hester gifts a
chanst to go to the CO seat and cut
loose as it were.
Bige Barker purchased some smoked
behring's from Hen Weathersby down
to the store tother evg and begun 10
nibble at EN- and they tasted so good to
Bige that he ct up two pounds of same
instid of tal<in EN- home. BiRe saws
he'll bet he drunk four gals Of worter
that same night them herrings was that
salt
Andy Skinner while shaving hisself
last wk shaved off wart on his chin
and swore so loud that the nabers
heerd him all around anc the winders
down too. We don't see why Andy
sworc so when this happend being as
we would think he would be glad to git
shet of that wart on his chin beng as it
allts has been eyesore on his Ease.
Lige Green has purchased ac-
cordeon and is trying to lcrn to play
on same but it is the general opinyun
of the nabers who has almost been driv
crazy b. the noise Liee makes O. 4
The Topeka state journal. [volume] (Topeka, Kansas) 1892-1980, 1914-11-21

board and fall to and help their
sells and eat until they blame neer
bust and are uncomfortable and
miserable for the rest of the day.
That's how folks in Bingville
observe THANKSGIVING instid of
eating sparingly and keeping their
sells in a frame of mind so that
they can be thortful and thankful
all day long. Who can be thankful
when their prum full of turkey &
pie and things clean up to the
muzzle we ask? Nobuddy we
anser. When a person is so full
of turkey that they feel like as if
they never wanted to see the sight
of a turkey agin as long as they
lived, then what have they got to
be thankful for?
AS we look back over the past
yr we don't see that we as edditor
& prop. of the Bugle have SIGH a
turrible lot to be thankful for. We
know one thing-we could be a
whole lot thankfuller next Thanks
giving that we probably will be
if a few of our dead beet sub
scribers would step into the Bugle
offs betwixt now and then and
paw us a few dollers on their back
Subscriptions which we amt
newer received and don't expeckt
to.
Otherwise we look forrerd to a
Thanksgiving that will be a de-
looshion and snare also a hol-
Ter mockery.
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Personal Squibs
rs is very skeerce.

Subscribers is very skeerce.
So is back subscripshions.
Pay up for the Bugle and then you
wont be asked about 1t on the Judg-
ment Day.
We wouldn't wonder If we would
have hard freeze before long. This
mild wether we have been having for
the past few days is only a delooshion
& snare.
There are not great deal of Brgfe
news in the Bugle this wk owing to
causes of which we are not aware.
Somewks there will be a great menny
news and the next wk like as not we
will haft to scratch like everything to
git enuff to fill up. That's about the
way it goes wk after wk. Why is this.
we ask? We don't know, we anser.
Bill Simms saw flock of wild ducks
passing over Bingville tother morning
and Bill he run into the house and got
his bubble bar1d shot gun and run out
aein and fired both bars at the ducks
and the charge of shot struck against
the clapboards about two feet above a
winder acrost the way out of which
Wilder Skinner was leaning at the time
to see what Sne Could sec II unylllluk
The Wilder got outen the winder in 4
hurry and slammed it shut and she amt
been seen outen the house sinst. Bill
says the gorrammed shotgun went of
before he was ready. Bill amt what
you would call mulch of wing shot.
Simon Whittacre makes considerable
odd change trapping hedgehogs. Simon
says he can GIT a quarter hide tor
every hedgehog hide he can ketch, but
he wont tell where he sells EN- fer fear
others will begin to trap hedgehogs and
thus put him o1ten bizness by too
mulch compensation. We like to know
who is fool enuff to pay quarter for
ennythink as full Of splinters as 4
hedgehogs hide is.
Doc Livermore made quick trip to
the co seat last Wk on bizness and
whilst he was gone three people IN
Bingville TUX sick and sent for Doc bu,
the offs was locked and they had to git
along the best they could and when Doc
got back to Bingvi1le they was all 50
improved that they diddent need his
services. Doc says that's jest his luck
The Topeka state journal. [volume] (Topeka, Kansas) 1892-1980, 1914-11-21
Organ Out Of Order

It was notised that Miss Tabitha
Jones did not play the organ in church
last Sunday and that the quire' had to
sing without emmy ackompanyrnent.
Inquiry revealed the faclet that = rat
had got into the organ and nawed
around at the bellows 50 that the organ
wouldn't play tall and will continue to
do so until it is fixed. When Tabitha
found out that rat had been in the or
gan she refused to play being as she
was afeard the rat might still Be in the
organ and might run out around her
feet while she was playing. Tabitha i
mortal scairt of rats
The Topeka state journal. [volume] (Topeka, Kansas) 1892-1980, 1914-11-21
Apolly-
giize!
That's What We Haft to Do Simp.
" Becus We Diddent Give the
Qrthurs name---nereafter You
Bet We viii DO so---FuII Paf-
tickIefs as PEI Below u


We got ourself into a turrible mess
last Tuesday from which we have NOT
as yet recovered & all becuz we failed
to make mentchion in the Bugle who
was the orthur of q certain statement
which appeard last wk.
You may not have notised the item to
which we refer but it stated insidental-
ly that Cy Hoskins one of our most
prosperous citizens was ole skinflint
and had fore closed the mortgage on
Wilder Armstrong; farm down Snake
Bend way throwing her orten house
and home & that Cy had made most of
his money often widders s. or6ns & ort
to hang his head in shame instid of
ing of the Bingville church and prayin
hour at a time whenever he gets the
chanst until he is all outen breth & ex-
osted
1t was LATE Henderson who give us
the item about Cy forclosing on Wilder
Armstrong. Late came into the offs
with the news jest as we was about to
go to press and told US about it. Being
as we knowd Cy as well as we did we
diddent doubt it was true and being as
we needed jest one item like this to fill
up the last collum we set it up into
type quick and printed it in the las
Boogle.
Wen, brite and airly Tuesday NOM
ing Cy walked into the offs. He was
red in the Ease and breathing bit we
dident think nothink of that being Cy
is turrible fat and we PERSONNEL he had
been walking fast so we says Good
morning naber, how be you this morn
ing?"
soap on me-" says Cy with clenched
fists; "wot did you write that peece
about me in the last Boogle forT 1--WE
wrote it becuz LATE Packard tole US it
was true" we says, "but LATE is the or
thur of it." WELL" says Cy jerkin off
his coat, "Lsafe packards name wassent
personal responsible for it." Then we be-
gin to git kind of hot under the collar
SO we says, "Oh all right then go ahead
and hold US responsible for it if yor
want to; what in thunderashion do we
care?"
Well, we haddent hardly got the
words outen our mouth until Cy come
for us. We happend to be carving a
collum of type from the press to the
imposing stone at the time and had our
hands full so to speak but that diddent
seem to make any differents to Cy.
When he grabbed us we dropped the
offs and we amt found all of it yet.
Then we clinshed and struggled back
and forth acrost the offs for quite a
spell trying to throw each other down.
In the scrimmage we stepped into keg
of printers ink half way up to our knee
with out right foot and then Cy tripped
US up and we both fell to the floor with
dull s;kkening thud upsetting the ink
keg in the contents of which we wal
Tered around on the floor trying to git
the upper hand of each other.
We allus thort we could handle Cy
Hosl1ins but we found him good cal
more powerfuller than we expeckted
and as result he finally suckseeded IN
gettin on top of us and set there on our
vitals and punched us in the Ease with
his fists and them all over ink clean up
to his elbows
All the time NJ KEEP hol.-ring for rs
DO apollygise and pc mas doing % -
The Topeka state journal. [volume] (Topeka, Kansas) 1892-1980, 1914-11-21

I wish to q nounce to the genl publick
that Snake crick II ut present TURF.
bic full of worter owing to the fall
rains and that l am now running my
grist mill full blast down to Snake
Bend.
l win continue to run it ~ long -
there is emmy excoose to do 50. there
fore take this opportunity to state that
if you want your wheat made into
flour bring it to me at onct First
come first served.
l have put in fasilities for grinding
corn In my milf which can do in
first class fashion. Give me trial and
be convinced. What is niser for break
fast these winter mornings than hot
corn cakes7 Or what is niser emmy.
time than = red hot Johnny cake
with butter Z molasses on it.
I also deal in feed. bran. mlddllnes.
shorts, corn, etc. etc. too numerous
to mentchion. If you have emmy milling
to do you had better bring II to me It
onct becuz there is NO telling how
long there will Be worter to run my
mill with. When the worter goes down
then the mill stops.
Take advantage Of this opportunity.
HI AIEAHD.
SNAKE BEND. MllLER
The Topeka state journal. [volume] (Topeka, Kansas) 1892-1980, 1914-11-21

that he amt making mulch progress.
Ligen ever did have mulch of ear for
musick.
The Denison review. [volume] (Denison, Iowa) 1867-current, 1914-09-23

home OF her parents, Nj. and Mrs.
S. A. Nordholm.
G. B. Larson and c. w. Nelson drove
up to Aurela Sunday to look at a
farm which was for sale.
Thure Berglund informs us that he
expects to retire from farming and
has purchased home in Deloit and
made arrangements for entering into
the butcher shop business in that vii
lage.
C. A. Dolk spent Monday near Ar
thur installing light plant in the
Victor Linman home which he had
sold
A Sederberg and family returned
home Tuesday morning from few
days visit al Marshalltown and Mo
line, Ill.
Miss Esther Anderson went to Am
burg. Minnesota to visit at the Bert
Loomer home for a few days.
On Friday last the Clauson Bros
Real Estate Agency sold an so acre
The Denison review. [volume] (Denison, Iowa) 1867-current, 1914-09-23

caller at the Henry SeSebart home
the past week.
Henry Segebart and family visited
at the Tom JOchimsen home Tuesday
Ed Landorf visited over Sunday
with his parents at Manila.
Fred Odefy and Fred Asmus were
calling en- Vail friends Thursday.
Carl BandOw was Il caller at the
Chas Bandow home Wednesday eve,
nins.
Mr.. and Mrs. Henry Segebart Sun
dayed at the formers parental home
Reinhart Lochmiler spent Thursday
at the Tom Jochimsen home.
Miss Amanda Asmus visited her
friend. Emma Boyens, Wednesday af-
ternoon.
Henry Mordhorst is busy improv,
ing his farm now occupied by Harry
Boyens.
Mrs. Henry Kai, Of Aspinwall, is
spending several weeks at the Seg-
freid Wenzel home caring for her new
grandchild,
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Herbert Johnson and John Bilstein
spent the past week counting at Den
iSon.
n. p. Swanson returned on Friday
noon from Bronson, where he spent a
couple of days looking after land in
tereStS.
Eunice and Clarence Larson, of AL
cester, S. D., arrived on Thursday last
for short visit with relatives and
school mates.
Mr.. and Mrs. Fred Lantz started
Saturday morning across the country
in their auto for Amberg, Mimi. where
they will spend a few days visiting
relatives and making preliminary ar
rangements for moving up into that
territory in the spring. They have
rented the $40 acre farm near Amberg
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that is owned by August Schultz, of
near Kiron.
O. +. Clauson, A. e. Anderson and
c. w. Claus0n were visitors in Dcni-
son Monday afternoon.
Among those who left Monday for
St Paul to attend the annual Baptist
General conference were Jos. Engberg,
b. N. Benson and Rev. A. Samueson,
Gust Hammerstrom and Rev. J. Carl
son.
+. ~ Sandstrom and wife and
Emil Mauritz and wife autoed to BrOn-
son Saturday for an over Sunday Wis
it with friends. going on to Sioux City
Monday to take in the fair. They went
across the country by auto.
John Quade and son. Louis. and +.
+. Clauson and Eldrige Larson autoed
to Sioux City Saturday morning on
business returning home in the eve
ming.
Mrs. John Lass, of DenisOn. is
spending a few days in kiron at the
The Denison review. [volume] (Denison, Iowa) 1867-current, 1914-09-23

farm belonging to Mrs. N. P. Larson
to William Lindberg, located three
miles southwest OF Kiron and on Sat
urday they closed a deal with John
Quade whereby he becomes the own
er OF the 100 acre farm formerly
known as the Olaf Johnson place five
miles northeast of Kiron at price OF
$40 per acre.
Mrs. Alfred Clauson and Mrs. Ed.
Anderson returned Monday from an
over Sunday visit at the Ne!s Miller
home near Sac City.
p. S. Rose and family started Mon
day last for their new home in Mar
shall county. The best of success and
we'll wishe follow them into their
new home
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Chris and Louis Bandow were bust
ness callers at the A. Bandow home
several days last week.
Harry Boyens, of near Manila, was
Vail caller Thursday
Mrs. Louie BandoW and children
spent Monday with her sister, Mrs. A.
Bandow.
Tom Jochimsen was business call
er at Denison last week.
Miss Emma Boyens spent Sunday
afternoon with Pauline Asmus
Mr.. and Mrs. VIM. Walters, Mr. and
Mrs. r. Schacht and Henry Kai Sun
dayed at the Seigfreid Wenzel home.
Miss Amanda Asmus spent Monday
afternoon with her sister, Mrs. Harry
Boyens.
Mr.. and Mrs. August Schultz Sun
dayed withs friends near Manila.
Gus Lapel and family and Fred Ode
fy and family spent Sunday with rela
tiyes in Manila.
"A number of friends and relatives
were entertained at the John Miller
home Wednesday afternoon and eve.
ming in honor Of Mrs. Miller's birth
day.
Mrs Albert Bandow and baby and
daughter, Hattie, were visitors at the
Harry Boyens home last week.
Mr.. and Mrs. Herman Schuette and
Mr.. and Mrs. Henry Schuette, of Ar.
cadia, were pleasant callers at the
Albert Bandow home Sunday.
Mr.. and Mrs. Tom .Jochimsen were
visiting with Mrs. Chas. Segebart on
Sunday.
Henry Segebart and Louie and Carl
Bandow spent Sunday at the Ernest
Segebart home near Vail.
Fred and Will Wienbrandt and
Louie .Bandow returned to Denison to
attend school after spending several
days at the parental homes.
LOrens Claussen was business
The Denison review. [volume] (Denison, Iowa) 1867-current, 1914-09-23
Notice of Appointment of Executor.

Notice of Appointment of Executor.
TO Whom 1t May Concern:
You are hereby notified that on the
c1st day of September, 1914, the I'M
dersigned was duly appointed eXecu-
tor of the above entitled estate, and
all creditors of said estate are mott
fed to file their claims in the Office
of the clerk of the district court, in
and for Crawford county, Iowa. with
in one year from the date OF this
notice, according to law, and have the
same allowed and ordered paid by the
said court or stand forever barred
therefrOm.
Date Denison. Iowa. Sept. q. 1914.
FRANK BROGAN,
j. p. Conner, Executor.
Attorney. 5S-3t
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housewife in good humor and the best OF spirits.
Meals will always be time if you use the MaJes-
tic Range.-Richard TraSer.
The Great Majestic Range should be i'll every
home because it is one of the best ranges made
L. J. Moeller.
The Majestic Range should be used in every
kitchen because it gives more satisfacuon.-Er"lh
Adolphsen.
The Great Majestic Range should be III every
kitchen because it is the best and cleanest-Ecryl
Faul
The Majestic should be in every kitchen because
it burns the least coal wood and bakes the best.
John Lochmer.
To keep peace in the family.-Walter Frcsc
The Majestic Range should DE used in every
kitchen because it is the best range madc-Lcslle
Patterson.
Majestic should be used because it don't need
SO much fuc.-Ituby Fau.
The Majestic Range should be in every Kitchen
because it is the best for the money.-Louis Miller
Because it is the best stove made and will wear
the best and do the best work of any in circulation
Jennie Woodruff.
The Great Majestic should be in every kitchen
because it is the best range made-Nellic Bolton
The Great Majestic Range should be i'll every
kitchen because burns less fuel and So OF course
there isn't as much SCOT When get big I'll try and
sct people to buy Great Majestic.-Luclc Rollins.
1t saves fuel, time and labor it is the best stove
out
The Denison review. [volume] (Denison, Iowa) 1867-current, 1914-09-23

think it is good stove from what my mother
said.-Margaret Aebscher.
Because it is the best range made for the money.
Rudolph Denker
Because it is the best range there lS.-Garland
Grimes.
The Majestic Range should be in every kitchen
because it is the best made-Herbert Mesenbrink
ThAMajestc Range is the best to use, because it
docs not up much fuel as the other stoves
1t docs not make much soot.-Dephine Coon
The Great Majestic should be in every Kitchen
because it is the best stove made.-FranciS wolf.
1t is, a. fine stove mother has OBSERVATION-DISCLOSURES
riic Hamley.
The Majestic Range should be in every kitchen
because it bakes better and with less fuel than any
other range.-Grace Patterson.
The Majestic Range should be use din every
kitchen because they the best stove and the best
cooker.-Wnifred Lucille Bond
The Great Majestic Stove is the best stove Don't
burn much fuel. Made of the best iron Bakes
the best breadPhilip Farrelly
Why should the Great Majestic Range be in every
kitchen? Because it is the strongest, bakes the
quickest and uses the least fue.--Harry O'Connell
The Majestic Range should be used in every kitch-
because is of the best stoves and is IA good
bakcr.-Ethe T. Biggs.
The Great Majestic Range should be in every
kitchen because it is the best and the ncatest range
in Denison.-Bessie Blackman
because it is the best range the market and
burns less fuel than any othcr.-Gencvcvc Dodge
Because it is the most complete range and fuel
saving range the market.-Grace Mill.
Because it is the best cook stove, and a big man
stand the door--ienry Schemller
because it is the best stove madc.-Vcrnon Has
set.
The Great Majestic Range should be used in every
kitchen because it is the best in the wOrd.-Viola
Slavery.
Because it is Il fuel savcr.-Robcrt Ahart.
A Great Majestic Range should be in every kitchen
because it cooks good and is of the best ranges
madc.-IIarry S.
The Majestic Range should be in every kitchen
because it bakcs with less fuel than any other range.
Mary Patterson.
Because it is the best steel range made. Because
it less fuel Because it bakes even all around
the oven. Causes less dirt thereby keeping the
The Denison review. [volume] (Denison, Iowa) 1867-current, 1914-09-23

1t is quite possible that big Austria
would speak little more gently to
little Servia, if she had it to do over
again.
The Denison review. [volume] (Denison, Iowa) 1867-current, 1914-09-23
Notice in Probate.

State of Iowa, Crawford County, SIS
In Probate.
In the matter of the estate of Jane
Brogan, late of Crawford county, de-
ceased,
The Denison review. [volume] (Denison, Iowa) 1867-current, 1914-09-23

The Majestic Range should be in every kitchen be-
it heats up quickly, bakes perfectly, uses less
fuel, and think, is the best all around range on the
market Jacob II. Gale
The Great Majestic Range should be in every
kitchen because it does not take much wood, coal
cobs. And it is good and pretty stove 1t heats
quickly. It's not such clumsy looking stove like
It's not large, but plenty large enough to
cock and bake in and is large enough to put two
boilers when you wash. And everything is handy
the Great Majestic stove. Olga Schroeder
The Great Majestic Range should be in every
kitchen because it is the best range and always will
be and when get big will have Great Majestic
Range in my home and try to get all can to buy
one too. Violet Leitner
The Great Majestic Range should be in every
home. First, because the material in this range is
the best the market. Second. it will heat quick
than other stove. Third, it uses less fuel
than any other range Master Alvin Derssteadt
The Great Majestic Range should be IL every
kitchen because it is the best kind You cook
and bake better the Majestic range than any
other range, and there is yet another reason why you
should have a Majestic range in your kitchen: it
is because it gives very nice, warm, heat in the
winter and it also gives home like appearance to
any kitchen no matter how large or how small the
kitchen is. And these small things have told you
about the Majestic range not hundrcdth
the things that could tell you Bernhid Rcesbers
The Great Majestic Range should be in every
kitchen because it is very good range and gives
good service. My grandmother had one, my mother
has and expect to have Elsie Cavett
think the Majestic Range is the best stove made
1t is maeable and charcoal iron range and no
kitchen should be without EUnice Short
Great Majestic Range should be used in every
kitchen because it is the best and every houscmaid
woman gets the most satisfaction out of it. 1t
is the incest looking stove and bakcs the best. 1t
is easier keep clean and every woman is very
glad to get such nice stove to make her kitchen
look nice. Ethel Jackson
The Great Majestic Range should be in every
kitchen because it heats the quickest, has the best
material in it and is the very best stovcRuth Sill
lotto.
The Great Majestic Range should be in every
home because it is the Very best of ranscs.-Carl
y Fastjc
The Denison review. [volume] (Denison, Iowa) 1867-current, 1914-09-23

THIS Sale charge Of Geo. c. Te special
from the factory will the balance Of the week The sale
well attended and several have taken advantage good
nominal price and present $500 worth of aluminium Sec
about this today. MI
The Brattleboro daily reformer. (Brattleboro, Vt.) 1913-1955, 1914-04-04
HINSDALE. N. H.
Death of James L. Davenport.

\ telegram was received here fridal
by Louis II. Davenport announcing the
RIP ivco-o h&
death, April :, of his half brother.
James l.. Davenport, formet commits
siouer of pensions, Mt his sumrIr4 tcrnc
in Wcstfalls Church, Va. Mr. DaNen.
port was a native Of tins town. 4
sketch of his life is given elsewhere
in this paper. His death was dne "a,
brights disease. with which n. hau been
Ill since last summer ana bacapse Of
V hich he was auable to Leave HI, sum
mcr home last fall
lie leaves his wife ANA ouc daughter
and a half-brother. l.. II. davenport.
OF this town. The funeral viii be held
at Westfalls Church and the burial viii
take place in Rock Greek cemetery II
y ashington.