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The Pensacola journal., 1914-06-04
DIR. CHAS. r. MITCHELL
osTEoPATHIc PHYSICIAN.
Masonic Temple. Hours e-12 and 2-5.
Phone 1880.

Eleven years experience In the treat
ment OF all sub-acute and chronic dis
eases, such Asthma. Backacha, Bill
iousness, Bronchitis, Consultation.
Cramps. Coughs. ods. Dyspepsia. Eye
and Ear Disorders. Diseases of Women.
headache, Insomnia, Kidney and Liver
troubles, Lumbago, Nervousness. Neu-
ralgia. Neuritts. Paralysis. piles. Rheu-
matism, Stomach Diseases. Sciatica.
Spinal Curvature. Stiff Neck. StiT Joints.
etc.
The Pensacola journal., 1914-06-04

Cures Stubborn, Itchy Skin Troubles
81 could scratch myself to pieces" is
often heard from sufferers of eczema,
Tetter, Itch and similar Skin Erup-
tions. Don't Scratch-Stop the Itch
ing at once with DR.. Hobson's Eczema
Ointment. Its first application starts
healing; the Red, Rough. Scaly,
Itching Skin is soothed by the Heal
ing and Cooling Medicines. Mrs. c.
A EinfeIdt Rock Island, Ill, after
using DIR. Hobsons Eczema Ointment.
writes: This is the first time in
nine years 1 have been free from the
dreadful ailment." Guaranteed. soc
at your Druggist. (Adv.)
The Pensacola journal., 1914-06-04
Get Rid of Your Rheumatism.

Now is the time to get rid of your
rheumatism. You can DO it if YOU ap-
ply Chamberlain Liniment w. A.
Lockhard, Homer City, \. Y. writes,
Last spring l suffered from rheu-
matism with terrible pains in my arms
and shoulders. I got a bottle of Cham
berlain's l niment and the first ap-
pliCatiOn relieved me By using one
bottle of it I was entirely cured For
sale by all druggists. tAdvD.
The Pensacola journal., 1914-06-04
Always Lead TO Better Health

Serious sicknesses start in disorders
OF the stomach. liver and kidneys
The best corrective and preventive is
DR.. Kings New Life Pills. They
Purify the Blood-Prevent Constlpa-
ton, keep Liver, Kidneys and Bowels
in healthy condition. Give You better
health by ridding the system Of fer
menting and gassy foods Effective
and mild csc, at your Druggist
Bucklen's Arnica Salve for All
Hurts. iAdN.)
The Pensacola journal., 1914-06-04
No. 666

This is a prescription prepared especially
for MALARIA or CHIlLS g. FEVER.
Five or six doses will break any case, and
If taken then as a tonic the Fever will not
return. II acts on the liver better than
Calomel and does not eripe or sicken. 25c
The Tucumcari news and Tucumcari times. [volume] (Tucumcari, N.M.) 1907-1921, 1914-01-21
Nc Cure for Cancer Yet.

In his annual report Dr, T.. T. Bash.
ford. general superintendent OF re.
search In the laboratories OF the i'm.
perial cancer %reasearch fund, told the
members OF the society that during the
past year there had been II claims
TO the discovery Of a cure for cance
All OF these had been investigated and
no justification for any one OF these
claims had been obtained. DR.. Bash.
ford also said women were more liable
to cancer than men. In England and
Wales In 1910 the death rate from
cancer was SEC per 1000, 900 for men
and 1870 for ONE
As the London Times says editorial.
~ In commenting upon this report;
"The Only reasonable expectation of
curing ANGER still rests upon it's com
plete removal by the surgeon at the
earliest possible time after Il Is dis.
covered Medical Record.
The Tucumcari news and Tucumcari times. [volume] (Tucumcari, N.M.) 1907-1921, 1914-01-21
FACE FULL OF PIMPLES

RuNin. y. C.-"My face became full
OF pimples and b~lackheads, and
would itch. burn and smart. The skin
was rough and red. | was really
ashamed OF my face. My arms and
back were affected almost as badly.
The pimples would tester and there
would come n dry scab on top. The
trouble caused my face to be disfig.
ured badly and the itching would both.
or me so | could not sleep well nights.
especially during warm weather.
The trouble lasted me three long
years without anything doing me any
good until a friend told me about CUT.
cura Soap and Ointment and then
decided to try them. After the first
application | could see some improve.
ment. After using Cuticura Soap and
Ointment two weeks ] did not look
like tho same person: most OF the
pimples had disappeared. At the end
OF four weeks ! was completely
cured" tSigned) Miss Mamie Mitch.
ell, Jan. 8, 1919.
Cuticura Soap and Ointment sold
throughout the world, Sample OF each
free, with 32.p. Skin Book. Address post
card "Cuticura, Dept. l., Boston ADV
The Tucumcari news and Tucumcari times. [volume] (Tucumcari, N.M.) 1907-1921, 1914-01-21
CAS-, DYSPEPSIA
AND INDIGESTION
"Pape's Diapepsin' settles sour,
gassy stomachs in five
minutes--Time Il!

You don't want a slow remedy when
your stomach Is bad-or an uncertain
one-or a harmful one-your stomach
IL too valuable; you mustn't injure II.
Pape's Diapepsin In noted for It's
speed In giving relief, Its harmless.
ness: It's certain unfailing action In
regulating sick, sour, gassy stomschs.
It's millions OF cures In indigestion.
dyspepsia, gastritis and other stomach
trouble has made II famous the world
over.
Keep this perfect stomach doctor In
your home-keep II handy-get a large
hfty.cent case from any dealer and
then II anyone should eat something
which doesn't agree with them: II
what they eat lays like lead. ferments
and sours and forms as; causes head.
ache. dizziness and nausea: eructa.
lions OF acid and ~undigested food
remember as O o as Pape's Diapepsln
m In contact with the stomach all
such distress vanishes. Its prompt.
ness. certainty and ease In overcoming
the worst stomach disorders IL a eve
lation to those who try it.--Adv.
The Tucumcari news and Tucumcari times. [volume] (Tucumcari, N.M.) 1907-1921, 1914-01-21
Terrible Dilemma.

Our friend Tom married recently,
says a contributor to the Boston Tran
script. His bride, being from the Pa.
clnc coast. where thunderstorms are
rare and moderate, became terrified
when a genuine eastern "~rip-roarer'
broke loose. and she sought safety In
a closet.
Presently came a scream from her
place OF refuge.
What's the natter" inquired her
husband.
20 Tom" she answered, half cry
ing, half laughing. I'm afraid TO come
out because OF the lightning, and I'm
afraid to stay In here because there's
a mouse"
The Tucumcari news and Tucumcari times. [volume] (Tucumcari, N.M.) 1907-1921, 1914-01-21
First Chinese School Book.

There are also fragments OF the Chi
Chiu-Chang vocabulary composed by a
egnich OF the palace In about the year
40, A. ID. All the authentic texts OF
this ancient school book, widely used
In the year 2 to teach Chinese chill.
dren TO read and write, had long since
disappeared. The paper manuscripts
are the oldest examples of such litera.
ture in existence. NJ. Chavannes has
succeeded In reconstructing from
these heterogeneous and more or less
~fraementary and disconnected mate.
rails a fairly probable picture OF the
daily life OF the Chinese garrisons that
held these frontier posts against the
Huns and kept open the trade routes
10 Farghana and Yarkand. The -
man as well as scientific interest OF
such a picture Is manifest.
The Tucumcari news and Tucumcari times. [volume] (Tucumcari, N.M.) 1907-1921, 1914-01-21

must be watched. Little Marie has
thrived especially well on DIR. Cald-
wells Syrup Pepsin. Mr.. Dey consid-
ers II the right laxative for young and
old and has found none better fov
young children.
The use Of DIR. Caldwell's Syrup Pep
sin will teach you to avoid cathartics.
salts and pills, as they are too harsh
for the majority and their effect II
only temporary. Syrup Pepsin brings
permanent results, and II can be con.
veniently obtained Of any nearby drug
gist at nifty cents and n dollar n bot
tie. Results are always guaranteed OF
money will be refunded.
Families wishing TO try n free sam
pie bottle can obtain II postpaid by adj
dressing DR.. w. n. Caldwell, 200 Wash
ington St.. Monticello. Ill A postal
card with your name and address on
Il will do.
The Tucumcari news and Tucumcari times. [volume] (Tucumcari, N.M.) 1907-1921, 1914-01-21
GRANDMA USED SAGE TEA
TO DARKEN HER GRAY HAIR
She Made Up a Mixture Of Sage Tea
and Sulphur to Bring Back Color,
Gloss, Thickness.

Almost everyone knows that Sage
Tea and Sulphur, properly compound.
ed, brings back the natural color and
lustre TO the hair when faded. streaked
or gray; also ends daRdruf, itching
scalp and stops falling hair. Years
ago the only way to get this mixture
was 10 make II at home, which Is
mussy and troublesome, Nowadays
by asking nj any store for "Wyeth's
Sage and Sulphur Hair Remedy" you
will get a large bottle OF this famous
old recipe for about so cents.
Don't stay gray! Try It! No one
can possibly tell that you darkened
your hair. Is II does It so naturally
and evenly. You dampen q sponge OF
soft brush with II and draw this
through your hair, taking one small
strand at a time: by morning the gray
hair disappears. and after another ap
plication or two, your hair becomes
beautifully dark, thick and glossy. ADV
The Tucumcari news and Tucumcari times. [volume] (Tucumcari, N.M.) 1907-1921, 1914-01-21
Calumet the Secret OF Economy

The high cost Of living nowadays. and
the way prices are steadily climbing sky
wards. IL making economy In the kitchen
even more important han II was In the
good old days OF our thrifty ancestors.
But how 20 achieve economy? There's
the rub!
In man lines, II depends almost en-
tirely on the housewives knowledge ~
foods and on her watchfulness-but for
tunately. In one line. baking, economy
can be made almost automatic by the use
OF the famous Calumet Baking Powder.
Economy In baking. ms every good cook
knows. depends not so much on economy
In buying the materials as on the success
Of her bakings, Failures mean waste
bigger losses by far than the savings she
makes In buying, And the fact that Calu-
met absolutely prevents failures and
makes every baking successful has made
II the favorlte OF every cook that seeks
10 be economical In other words. Calu-
met IL the secret OF economy In baking.
II Is the purest. too-attested by hun
dreds OF leading physicians-and as for
its general quality. II IN enough 10 say
that Calumet has received the highest
awards at two Worlds Pure Food EXPOSE
In Paris. France. in March. 1912. Adv.
The Tucumcari news and Tucumcari times. [volume] (Tucumcari, N.M.) 1907-1921, 1914-01-21
Errors Of His Ways.

"A good New Year resolution for
n middle-aged married mani" said
George AIDE at a dinner In Chicago.
We'll. the best resolution a middle
aged married man could make. accord
ing to my view. would be for him TO
swear of telling his wife and children
about the girls he used TO kiss In his
young days.
I'D say to the middle.aged married
man OF this type:
Suppose, friend, your wife fell into
a reminiscent. %jovial mood some eve.
ming after supper and started to tell
about the boys who used TO kiss her
by the wood stove In the dim parlor,
wouldn't the dove OF peace flap her
wings and light out p. d. q. Just?'"
The Tucumcari news and Tucumcari times. [volume] (Tucumcari, N.M.) 1907-1921, 1914-01-21
"Ard AGAIN. NY Brethrenl"

A certain small girl. YEARLY listen
ing to "A long sermon by a minister
who had the odd habit Of drawing In
his breath with al odd whistle, wits.
pered 10 her mother that she wanted
TO 80 home, The mother. expecting
the discourse TO end, m~omentarily, re-
fused permission, The third time this
happened the mother said. Il think he
will stop now In IA minute" TO this
the child answered In n clear. high
voice, mo. mother. he isn't going to
stop. ! thought SO now for three
times, but he has gone and bowed
himself up again"
The Tucumcari news and Tucumcari times. [volume] (Tucumcari, N.M.) 1907-1921, 1914-01-21
Good Bowels Are
An Aid to Growth
Growing Children Need a Mid
Laxative 70 Foster Regular
Bowel Movement.

Az n child grows older II requires
more and more personal attention
from the mother, and as the func.
tons OF the bowels are of the utmost
Importance to health, great attention
should be paid to them.
Diet Ia OF great Importance, and the
mother should watch the effect of GER
tain foods. A food will constipate n
and not another, and so we have n
healthy food like eggs causing bilious
ness to thousands. and a wholesome
fruit like bananas constipating many.
II 10 also to be considered that the
child Ia growing. and great changes
are taking place in the young man or
young woman. The system has not yet
settled itself TO It's later routine.
A very valuable remedy At this
stage. and n which every growing
boy and girl should be given often or
occasionally. according to the individ-
ual circumstances. Ia DIR. Caldwells
Syrup Pepsin. This Ia a laxative and
tonic combined. 80 mild that IL IL
given 10 little babies, and yet equally
effective In the most robust conBtitu-
ton. At the FIRST sign of a tendency
to constipation give a small dose OF
Syrup Pepsin at night on retiring, and
prompt action will follow in the morn.
Ing. II not only acts on the stomach
and bowels but It's tonic properties
build up and strengthen the system
generally, which In an opinion shared
by Mr.. John Dey OF Bloomfield. N. J.
He has a large family and ut ages
where the growth and development
The Tucumcari news and Tucumcari times. [volume] (Tucumcari, N.M.) 1907-1921, 1914-01-21
ALBERTA CROP YIELDS

~ MuCieOu, hilh., WtutntT COHui-
tons were excellent all through the
season Ninety per cent. OF the wheat
up to Oct. LIST graded No. 1, the only
No. 2 being fall wheat. The yield
ranged from 20 to 40 bushels per acre,
with an average OF rs. Oats yielded
well, and barley about co bushels.
Inverary Is a new district In Alder.
Ia. Here wheat graded No. 2 and
some OF II went so bushels to the acre.
oats going about 75 bushels.
Lethbridge correspondent says: I'm
the Monarch district the yield on sum.
mer fallow Is averaging ~thirty.hve
bushels, a large percentage No. /
northern"
"All spring grains are yielding bet.
ter than expected In the MIX river
district, south. A 800 acre field OF
Marquis wheat gave Az bushels.
Experimental farm results on grain
sown on irrigated land place Red Fife
wheat In the banner position, with n
yield OF 5940 bushels per acre. Oats
yielded 1872 bushels TO the acre.
John Turner OF l.ethbridge grew
barley that went 60 bushels TO the
acre.
Red Fife averages In weight from
so to Gs pounds. and at Rosthern the
Marquis wheat will run as high as 81
pounds to the bushel, while a sample
OF Marquis wheat at Arcola weighed
no less than 6s pounds to the bushel.
This variety is grading No. hard"
Calgary. Alta. Oct. S.-The prob
lem OF handling h,berta's big grain
crop Ia becoming n serious one, and
there is a congestion at many points
In southern Alberta. One thousand
cars could be used Immediately. The
G. p. II. prepared for a normal year,
while the yield OF grain was every.
where abnormal. with an increased
acreage OF about 20 per cent.
Moose Jaw. Sask., returns show
some remarkable yields.
Bas'Ano. Alta. Sept. 20. 'l3.-Indi-
vidual record crops grown In Alberta
include 1900 acre field OF spring wheat
grown near Bassano which went thir.
ty.1ve bushels to the acre and weigh.
ed sixty.six pounds to the bushel.
Noble, Alta, Oct. l. 'l3.--All records
for the largest shipment OF grain by
II farmer will be broken this year
II the estimate OF C.. s. Noble OF Noble.
Alberta, proves correct. Mr.. Noble
mas notified the Canadian Pacific Rail.
way here that he will have $50. 000
bushels Of grain, chiefly barley and
oats. ready for shipment very short
ly.
L. Anderson Smith, writing to O
friend In the Old Country, located nj
Killam. Alberta. Says:
Anyone taking up land will find AL
berta an ideal province. The soil 10 q
rich black loan. varying from 6 to I:
inches In depth. The land here In
this district Is not wholly open prairie
At intervals, sometimes closely, some
times widely scattered. there are
small plots OF poplar and willows
These generally grow round some
small depression in the land. and tn,
snow drifts here In the winter ant
melts In the spring filling these
sloughs (provlnce "slews') with soft
water. Nearly all these sloughs have
old buffalo tracks 10 them. for It wa,
from them that they always got their
water. The poplsrs are very usefu
for building barns and hen.houses
Wild grasses are plentiful, while tam,
grasses. such as timothy, bronze ant
western rye grass do remarkably we'll
Advertisement.
The Tucumcari news and Tucumcari times. [volume] (Tucumcari, N.M.) 1907-1921, 1914-01-21
Didn't Suit Small Boy.

After spending a few weeks last
year at a watering place. where he
took his daily swim In the open air
pool OF warm sulphur water. Il little
fellow vas this year at the seaside.
In his tiny bathing suit he gazed out
over the vast ocean In silence.
Then he protested:
for boys; dat's for boats"
The Tucumcari news and Tucumcari times. [volume] (Tucumcari, N.M.) 1907-1921, 1914-01-21
GUEss rNkTLL HoLol
Ow FER AWHILE

organizations convention Once n political party IA trying to decide which
Of the two cities should have the honor OF entertaining its delegates to u
state convention. Charleston and Huntington sen representatives to plead
their causes.
The Huntington "A spoke FIRST. lie told OF the great wealth his city
possessed. Of its charming people its fine railroad and hotel accommodations.
and, finally. wound up his flight oto ratory thus:
Gentlemen, 10 city in the United States is laid out q well as Hunting.
toni"
Then up roeC Capt s i. Avis, o representative from the Third district
OF Vest virginia. 10 speak fr Charleston.
when Charleston is as dead IA Huntington" he sad. 1t too. will be well
laid out"
And with those few words he sat down.
The Tucumcari news and Tucumcari times. [volume] (Tucumcari, N.M.) 1907-1921, 1914-01-21

and keeping It up for IN indefinite period. So he bethought himself Of a
scheme to put astop to this practice and shame the mn lie sent word out
to his W best friends that II they would gather there at moor on a certaind day
they could see him put this unsattsAed alter OF lunches In the class with a
whipped child.
Al the appointed hour the friends were there, and so the clerk,
pongng away with both hands, stumng his systom with highly spiced and
As he left the lunch counter and headed Tor the door the long suffering
strategist OF q proprietor tapped him o n the shoulder:
MY friend" he said. while the crowd waited to lee him display his coup
de grace. as W q would say IN France, II have noticed that you take the
record as long distance free lunch borrower Therefore would suggest that
you wait You have overlooked something today. II you will ,aay here a
moment. the chef will present you with a fine strawberry hortcake"
The proprietor had the sarcasm heavily yelled, but it did not fool that
shrewd free lunch operator. lie looked Mr. Proprietor sauarely in the eye.
a cold. gnttering penetrating look which meant that the weapons had FLASHED
and that the fight vas o. His face betrayed lot n CULVER of excitement or
OF embarrassment as he spoke In a loud tone:
Give II o that gang of loafrs behind you. never eat dessert"
The Tucumcari news and Tucumcari times. [volume] (Tucumcari, N.M.) 1907-1921, 1914-01-21

first nickel he ever earned used to subslst almost
entirely on the provender provided by n certain
free lunch counter. Said clerk would prong
about a dollars worth OF cheese and wienerwurst.
salad, brown bread and all the other stun that
goes to make up the food attractions at tavern
bars. lie would do this twice a day. once ut
noon and again Mt night. and therefore. having
spent two nickels FOR the very good beer offered
by the proprietor, he could very we'll figure that
he had lived sumptuously that day for almost
nothing.
He did this for several months. Finally the
long suffering proprietor recognized the fact that
the government clerk was about the only man In
the place who was getting something for nothing
The Tucumcari news and Tucumcari times. [volume] (Tucumcari, N.M.) 1907-1921, 1914-01-21
New pIpe Cleaner.

For cleaning pipes used for con.
veying liquids there has been invented
n machine that forces crushed quartz
through them. much as bottles are
washed.
The Tucumcari news and Tucumcari times. [volume] (Tucumcari, N.M.) 1907-1921, 1914-01-21

- tntEt Ut III ~ u WV ith, "
night last week, when Col. What's His Name dro
of voice and manner, had something to tell MIR.
Brown which would be OF interest to the readers
OF one Of the Idaho papers which Mr.. Brown
represents here In Washington.
When he started to talk the walls bulged out.
ward a bit. then gripped themselves and sat
tight. Never had the surrounding atmosphere
been put to so great n test, The vibrations OF
the colonels voice were equal to the splash OF n
mountain dropping into a placid sea. Doors be-
gan To close all over the building, for the men In
the various Offices wanted to .!ork.
Across the hall from Mr.. Brown In LAG" Jones.
He got up and slammed his door with a great
show OF anger when the colonel started to shout.
After II was all over Liz went into Mr.. Browns
Office;
"Say, was that man telling you a news story
Yes" confessed Mr.. Brown, as he unwrapped
For WHAT"
For my Idaho paper"
We'll. II the editor had his ears open he could
certainly could have heard It out there"
The Tucumcari news and Tucumcari times. [volume] (Tucumcari, N.M.) 1907-1921, 1914-01-21
The whItewasher.

Crawford-What are the duties OF n
coroner?
Crabshaw-When there's an acci
dent he must always find a reason to
show that nobody was to blame.
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One OF MANY,

Briggs-Rogers claims TO be an az.
nostic, doesn't he?
Griggs-Only as TO religion; as TO
everything else he knows II all.
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He Cana Up.

Bnl-Where did he learn to diver
Jill-Oh. he's n self.made diver.
Didn't you notice no just came up
from the bottom?
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Undoubtedly a lin.

WAS IL n genuine tip Rawson gave
you On the stock market?"
II guess II was; II made me loso
my balance"
The Tucumcari news and Tucumcari times. [volume] (Tucumcari, N.M.) 1907-1921, 1914-01-21

""" "o'"Vu UT so''"s " 10 W Ut VI" e"'
leagues.
He nearly caused a serious split between Rep.
resentative Carter Glass. author OF the currency
bill. and representative Bartlett OF Georgia.
Glass was sensitive about his currency bill, and
Bartlett Is n self.appointed defender OF the con.
%stitution. One day Gene Kinkead whispered to
Glass:
whats this that Judge Bartlett Is saying about
you?"
Haven't heard" replied the succinct chairman
OF the banking and currency committee,
why, he's telling the fellows that you don't
know anything about currency"
Then he left Mr.. Glass and whispered to Judge
The Tucumcari news and Tucumcari times. [volume] (Tucumcari, N.M.) 1907-1921, 1914-01-21

When a married oma loses her
temper her husband Is apt to catch II.
The Tucumcari news and Tucumcari times. [volume] (Tucumcari, N.M.) 1907-1921, 1914-01-21

In Missouri. which runs mainly to building taller
buildings and that sort OF thing. The brand OF
jealousy in West Virginia causes the residents OF
one town to vow that no good can come out OF the
other.
They do say that the second most popular man
In Charleston IL the one who spent his vacation
this year kicking the rails OF the railroad because
they run Into Huntington. The most popular man
Is the one who directed to the Citizens OF Hunt.
ington" this telegram: you are no good" Thus
did he insult the whole city at one stroke.
The two cities are constantly fighting over con.
ventions and other big gatherings. All any or.
ganization need 40 to create a deep desire to
entertain II is TO zip of the leading citizens OF
one OF the two cities that the other wants tho
The Tucumcari news and Tucumcari times. [volume] (Tucumcari, N.M.) 1907-1921, 1914-01-21

Bartlett:
Say. Charlie, are o IN the puts with Carter Glass;"
mo, indeed" said Bartlett IN surprise. "WhyY'
We'll, Just wondered. He's going around saying that you know abso
lutely nothing about constitutional law
II took three days to straghten nut the matter and. meanwhile. Kinkead
had denied fatty saying anything TO either congressman. However, II al the
unfaIng twinkle in the Kinkead eye which finally brought the "a to a
close.
The Tucumcari news and Tucumcari times. [volume] (Tucumcari, N.M.) 1907-1921, 1914-01-21

Being able TO not sing is often O
great relief 10 the company present.