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The midland journal. (Rising Sun, Md.) 1885-1947, 1914-10-30

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The midland journal. (Rising Sun, Md.) 1885-1947, 1914-10-30

W. N. U. BALTIMORE, NO. 44-i9l4
The midland journal. (Rising Sun, Md.) 1885-1947, 1914-10-30

FOR SALE-sI4 A. IN MECKLENRuItd)
CO., Va: ideal well improved stock faIn. $50
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The midland journal. (Rising Sun, Md.) 1885-1947, 1914-10-30

FOR SALE-s5O A. IN BEDFORD 20. VA.
Address r. l. ELLETT, GOOpEc, VIRGINIA
Harrisburg telegraph. [volume] (Harrisburg, Pa.) 1879-1948, 1914-09-01
Lesson in Scientific
Complexion Renewing

Everyone has a beautiful skin underr
meath the one exposed to view. Bear
that i'm mind and it will be easier to
understand the correct prin'iPMle in afs IS
constantly shedding the top skin in
faky particles like dandruff only much
smaller in size. In abnormal condl-
tions, or in advancing age, these par
ticles are not shed as rapidly as in
robust youth. The longer they remain
the more soiled or faded they become
that's the immediate cause of bad
complexion" ,,--...
II has been discovered that ordinary
mercoliZed wax, to be had at any drug
store. will absorb these worn-out par
ticles The absorption, while hasten
ing Natures work, goes on gradually
enough to cause no inconyenience In
week or two the Transformation is
complete THE fresh, healthy -hued,
Youthful un erskin is then wholly in
evidence. You who are not satished
with your compilations should get an
ounce of mercolized wax and try this
treatment Use the wax niPhtly, like
cold cream, washing it off mornings
Advertisement.
Harrisburg telegraph. [volume] (Harrisburg, Pa.) 1879-1948, 1914-09-01
Thin Folks Who
Would Be Fat
Increase in Weight Ten Pounds or More
A PhyaIcInn,s AdyIc.

A Physicians Advice
I'D certainly give most anything to
be able to fat up a few pounds and stay
that way" declares every excessively
not impossible, despite past failures.
Thin people are victims of mal-nutri-
ton, a condition which prevents the
fatty elements of food from being taken
up by the blood as they are when the
powers of nutrition are normal In
fat and flesh producing elements stay
in the intestines until they pass from
the body as waste.
To correct this condition and pro-
duce a healthy, normal amount of fat
the nutritive processes must be arti-
ficially supplied with the power which
nature has denied them, This can best
be accomplished by eating a Sargol tab
let with every meal. Sargol is a scien-
tifc combination of six of the best
strength giving, fat-producing elements
known to the medical profession. Taken
with meals, 1t mixes with the food and
turns the sugars and starches into rich,
blood and its rapid effect is remark
able. Reported gains from ten to
twenty five pounds in a single month
are by no means infrequent. Yet Its
action is perfectly natural and abso-
lutely harmless. Sargol Is sold by
gists everywhere and every package
contains a guarantee of weight Increase
or money back.
Caution i--While Sargol has produced
remarkable results in the treatment of
nervous Indigestion and general stom-
its remarkable flesh producing effect,
be used by those who are not willing
to increase their weight ten pounds or
observation-disclosures
Harrisburg telegraph. [volume] (Harrisburg, Pa.) 1879-1948, 1914-09-01
Mrs. Jones Returns After
r. 1. Suffrage Conference

Mrs. Mabel Cronise Jones, presi-
dent of the Central Pennsylvania Wo-
man Suffrage Association, is home
from Newport, r. l., where she at
tended the large suffrage conference
held at Marble House." the magnifi-
cent home of Mrs. o. II. P. Belmont.
Among the people we'll known in
this city who attended were Bishop
and Mrs. James Henry Darlington
Mrs. Edwin McCord Mulock. former
Harrisburger now living at Ipsilanti'
Mich, and her mother, Mrs. John F.
Green, of Rosemont, and Mrs. Jones
Three interesting sessions were held,
with famous speakers and promlnent
suffragists in attendance and Mrs. Bel
mont gave a tea in the japanese gar
den Bishop and Mrs. Darlington also
entertained at an evening recepton
in the Casino, where Mrs. Belmont
received with them.
Harrisburg telegraph. [volume] (Harrisburg, Pa.) 1879-1948, 1914-09-01
NeRR6s 6s0enAksaB SeeaAH2sIM3A
Mr.. AND MRS. RHINE
GIVE SURPRISE FETE
Late Summer Event Is Held in
Honor of Miss Florence
Carpenter

Mr.. and Mrs. Paul G.. Rhine gave
surprise party last evening in honor OF
the latter's sister. Miss Florence Car
penter, at her home. 1910 Cowden
street. A delightful evening was spent
in games, music and dancing. The
house was decorated in golden-rod,
lilies and miniature electric lights.
Supper was served to the following
guests Miss Florence Carpenter, Miss
Mary Smith, Miss jeanette Bissinger,
Miss Mabel Measley, of Middletown;
Miss Niola Redmond. Miss Nerna
Stone, of Enola; Miss Elizabeth Car
rol, of Philadelphia; Miss Beatrice
Marks, Miss Helen Winters, of Lewis
town; Russell Dearborn, Forest Acorn,
Ira Arthur, Lester Haywood, Earl Glib
son, George Carpenter, Lee Boyle and
Sampel Boyle, of Trenton, n. j.; Ross
Tremaine, of Lewistown; Mr.. and Mrs
Paul Rhine, Mrs. Alfred Champion, of
Trenton, n. j.; Mr.. and Mrs. Joseph
Carpenter.
Harrisburg telegraph. [volume] (Harrisburg, Pa.) 1879-1948, 1914-09-01

Miss Catherine Hemperly, 1928
Green street. has been elected pro-
fessor of mathematics and science at
Irving College and Music Conservatory
at Mechanicsburg and with the open
ing of the fifty-ninth session Septem-
Der % will take up her work there.
Miss Hemperly was graduated from
the Harrisburg Central high school
in 1905 and took the degree of bache-
lor of arts at Mount Holyoke, Massa-
chusetts, in 1910. After postgraduate
work in Bryn Mawr she was elected
to the faculty of the Western College
for Women at oxford, Ohio, and was
reelected last June, but resigned to
become a member of the Irving faculty.
Harrisburg telegraph. [volume] (Harrisburg, Pa.) 1879-1948, 1914-09-01
]. Harry Aker to Open
Conservatory of Music

]. Harry Aker, of this city. started
yesterday for Pocatello, Idaho, to open
a private conservatory of music there.
Professor Aker recently returned from
Berlin, Germany, where he spent the
summer studying the piano. He also
had the distinction of playing before
the kaiser who presented him with
a handsome silver cup.
Professor Aker was connected with
the State Academy of Idaho for two
years and was reelected to the music
department for this year. He pre-
ferred, however. to branch out for
himself, and has received much en-
couragement in the new enterprise.
Harrisburg telegraph. [volume] (Harrisburg, Pa.) 1879-1948, 1914-09-01
Miss Corbett'S Guests
Dance on the Porches

Among the guests at Miss Frances
Corbetts porch party last evening at
her home in Bellevue Park were Miss
Jane Scott, Miss Katherine Bierbower,
Miss Helen Neidig. Miss Margaret
Vance, Miss Helen Shaver. Miss Mar
guerite Shirley, of Clarion, Pa; Miss
Lydia Laverty and Miss Theodore
Laverty, of Middletown Frank Col
ley of Washington, d. c.. Warren
Hall, David Mcconnell, Harry Shirley,
Robert Price, Lynn Logan. Charles
Shirley, Roger Stewart, Stanley Back
enstoss, Conrad Graham, of German
town; Mr.. and Mrs w. b. Corbett and
Mr.. and Mrs. Charles Price.
There was dancing and a buffet
supper for the pleasure of the young
people. who thoroughly enjoyed the
country on a moonlight night.
Harrisburg telegraph. [volume] (Harrisburg, Pa.) 1879-1948, 1914-09-01
OFF For Bridal Trip
Through New England

Mr.. and Mrs. John l.. l.. Kuhn and
family. of 2112 North Third street. are
in Philadelphia to attend the marriage
there this afternoon at 4 o'clock OF
Miss Edna Tatem and Walter Fred
ericlS Kuhn, of this city.
The ceremony will be followed by
a large and brilliant reception, Mr..
and Mrs. Kuhn leaving at night for a
tour of New England and Canada.
They will make their home at Ogontz,
where Mr.. Kuhn will be a member of
the high school faculty this year.
Mr.. Kuhn. who attended the Cen
tral high school for a time, is a grad
uate of the Mercersburg Academy,
1910. and the University of Pennsyl-
vania. 1914. He was the director of
the public Fairgrounds in Media.
Harrisburg telegraph. [volume] (Harrisburg, Pa.) 1879-1948, 1914-09-01
Mr.. and Mrs. Uttley Tell
of Perils in War Zone

Mr.. and Mrs. Charles a. Uttley, of
321 Walnut street, came home last
evening after a summers trip to Eu-
rope. They landed in Boston early in
August on the Arabic and have been
visiting at Narragansett Pier since
then.
Mr.. and Mrs. Uttley report the most
courteous treatment while in the war
zone, and experienced little discom-
fort.
AT Strasburg while motoring they
We're stopped by a squad of German
soldiers questioned and their automo-
bile searched. The only suspicious
object found was a camera which they
examined thoroughly.
They toured Germany, visited Paris
and points in Holland and Belgium
before the war was declared. They
also spent a month in Interlaken,
Switzerland
Harrisburg telegraph. [volume] (Harrisburg, Pa.) 1879-1948, 1914-09-01
Camp Hill Band Concert
GiUen Tomorrow EUening

The following program will be given
at the concert by the Commonwealth
band. directed by Fred w. Weber, to-
morrow evening at o'clock in Park
avenue, Camp Hill:
March. "Onieda," Althouse; selec-
ton, Adele" Briquet; overture, Poet
and Peasant" Suppe: valse. Dams
euse," Miles: "BlaCk Man." from the
Western World" Sousa; selection,
"Remmicks Hits" Lampe; danse, I'm
the Shadows" Finck; Cavalry
Charge" Luders; march, "Battleship
New York" Fulton; "Star-Spangled
Banner"
Harrisburg telegraph. [volume] (Harrisburg, Pa.) 1879-1948, 1914-09-01
CHANGERS PICNIC

For the Grangers' Pinto at VIII
liams Grove, August 81 to Sept. s.
trains will leave Harrisburg via c. V
R.R. as follows: 40, 7.5O, 11.53 a. m
2.1S, 3.27, 5.32 and $50 p. m. daily
Additional trains at LOO and 400 p
m. daily except Monday and Saturday
and at 9.4S a. m. and 7.40 p. m. daily
except Saturday.
Round trip tickets good to return
until Sept. s, will be on sale the entire
week at rate of so cent?.
Harrisburg telegraph. [volume] (Harrisburg, Pa.) 1879-1948, 1914-09-01
Grassman-Free Wedding
Takes Place on Sunday

Mr.. and Mrs. Thomas j. Free, of
1927 Park street. announce the mar
riage of their daughter. Miss Miriam
LaRue Free. to John Adam Grassman
on Sunday, August so, at IL o'clock
noon, by the Rev. ]. A. Sellars. pastor
of the Park Street Evangelical Church
After an elaborate wedding break
fast Mr.. and Mrs. Grassman left inn
mediately for Jersey coast resorts and
will be lat home" to their friends after
September 3 at 1927 Park street.
Harrisburg telegraph. [volume] (Harrisburg, Pa.) 1879-1948, 1914-09-01
RECITAL is POSTPONED

Because of the unfavorable weather
last Saturday evening Miss Sara
Shriner has postponed her recital until
Saturday evening, September 3. If
the weather should then he inclement
the following Monday evening will be
the date of the recital.
Harrisburg telegraph. [volume] (Harrisburg, Pa.) 1879-1948, 1914-09-01
GORMLEY-YAPLE WEDDING

Miss Marguerite Yaple, daughter of
Mr.. and Mrs. Alfred Yaple, 635 Harris
Green street were quietly married at
the parsonage of the Ridge Avenue
Methodist Church, Monday morning,
August 81, by the Rev. John II.
Daugherty Mr.. Gormley. who is an
employe of the Pennsylvania Railroad
will reside with his bride in this CITY.
Harrisburg telegraph. [volume] (Harrisburg, Pa.) 1879-1948, 1914-09-01
ENTERTAIN AT DINNER
ON SUNDAY AT HAINTON

Mr. and Mrs. John Hahn entertained
at dinner Sunday at their home in
Halnton, the following people: Mr..
and Mrs. A. V. Walmer, Mr.. and Mrs.
A. G, Walmer, Miss Katie Walmer, OF
Pinegrove; Mr.. and Mrs. WilliaE d
Snail and children Harold and Mar
garet of Penbrook; Mrs. Charles Rel
merit and daughter Catherine. of Lin
glestown; Mrs. William e. Hahn and
daughter Evelyn, of Hainton.
Harrisburg telegraph. [volume] (Harrisburg, Pa.) 1879-1948, 1914-09-01
TAKE TEN DAYS TRIP

Mr.. and Mrs Howard c. Coutts are
at their home, 1884 Ellerslie street
after a ten days trip to Chelsea, where
they were guests of Mrs. Henry Am
bier of this city, and a little visit at
Germantown with Mr.. and Mrs. John
C. Grimm, former residents.
Harrisburg telegraph. [volume] (Harrisburg, Pa.) 1879-1948, 1914-09-01
Miss Emma Grieshaber h,

Miss Emma Grieshaber has returned
to her home at 434 Boas street after
attending the funeral of the Rev. DIR.
T. T. Everett at Greencastle.
Miss Rose Kusner has returned to
Altoona after visiting Mrs. A. Freed
man at Herr and Montgomery streets.
Mrs. NJ. E. Conklin is home after a
six weeks visit to Chicago and points
in the states of Ohio and Kentucky.
Harrisburg telegraph. [volume] (Harrisburg, Pa.) 1879-1948, 1914-09-01
JUST ANNOUNCE MARRIAGE
SbeeiaI TO The Teleernbh

Waynesboro, Pa, Sept. 1. - An
nouncement has just been made here
of the marriage of Miss Bertha Webb
ley, of Harrisburg, to Harry w. Mar
tin of Mont Alto. The ceremony was
performed one month ago, August l.,
at Hagerstown. Md, by the Rev. Dr.
c. l.. Pate, pastor of the st. Paul's
Methodist Episcopal Church.
Harrisburg telegraph. [volume] (Harrisburg, Pa.) 1879-1948, 1914-09-01
HOME FROM THE COVE

Mr.. and Mrs. F. b. Beckwith, Ed
ward and Joseph Beckwith. Miss Ellen
Beckwith. Miss Gertrude Kelley, Miss
Florence Soles and William Soles have
returned to the city after spending two
weeks at Edward Beckwith's cottage,
Water Elm, at Cove.
Harrisburg telegraph. [volume] (Harrisburg, Pa.) 1879-1948, 1914-09-01
RELATIVE DIES IN BOSTON

Mrs. John Keffer. of Second and
Reilly streets, has just received word
of the death of Mrs. Marshall, wife OF
her brother, Admiral William A. Mar
shall of the U. S. Navy. Mrs Mar
shall who died at the Deaconess Hos
pital in Boston, will be buried at Con-
cord, II. II.
Harrisburg telegraph. [volume] (Harrisburg, Pa.) 1879-1948, 1914-09-01
AT NATIONAL ENCANPMENT

DR.. William T. Bishop, commander,
Post 116, Grand Army of the Re-
public, representative, also an aid on
the national commander-in-ch chief S
staff, has gone to Detroit, Mich, to
attend the national encampment.
Harrisburg telegraph. [volume] (Harrisburg, Pa.) 1879-1948, 1914-09-01
GO OFF SIGHTSEEING

Mrs. E. J. CusaCk Miss Alice Gu
sack and Miss Kathryn Cleckner, of
1880 Green street, have started for a
sightseeing trip to Baltimore, Wash
ington, Norfolk and points of interest
in Virginia.
Harrisburg telegraph. [volume] (Harrisburg, Pa.) 1879-1948, 1914-09-01
RETURN FROM sEAsHoRE

Mrs. Joseph f. Miller and Miss Mar
garet Miller. of 1907 North Second
street, returned home Saturday even
ing from Asbury Park, where they
spent six weeks at the Wellington.
Harrisburg telegraph. [volume] (Harrisburg, Pa.) 1879-1948, 1914-09-01
THESE ARE "sHOW DAYS"

For the new September Victor rec
ords. Come in and hear them. ]. H.
Troup Music House, Is South Market
Square-Advertisem
Harrisburg telegraph. [volume] (Harrisburg, Pa.) 1879-1948, 1914-09-01
DAILY CONCERTS

Demonstrating the new and Won
derful Edison Diamond Disc. More
than mere talking machine. Accept
our invitation to hear it. ]. H. Troup
Music House. Is South Market Square.
Advertisement.
Harrisburg telegraph. [volume] (Harrisburg, Pa.) 1879-1948, 1914-09-01
DIR. GENsLER IN PITTSBURGH

DR.. Howard f. Gensler, assistant
chemist of the State Department of
Agriculture, is spending a few days
in Pittsburgh on business for the de-
partment.
Harrisburg telegraph. [volume] (Harrisburg, Pa.) 1879-1948, 1914-09-01

Miss Florence Soles and William
Soles are spending two weeks with
Seventh street
Mrs. Mason Harvey and daughter.
Miss Maud Harvey, PIT Calder street,
are spending several days in Atlantic
City.
Miss Emma Strohm and Miss Sara
Strohm. of 1900 Derry street, are
home from Niagara Falls and points
of interest in Canada.
Harrisburg telegraph. [volume] (Harrisburg, Pa.) 1879-1948, 1914-09-01

Miss Sadtler, of Baltimore, who has
been spending the summer at Slater
vile Springs, n. Y, is the guest of
Mrs. Edward ]. Stackpole, 1925 North
Front street.
Mrs. II. c. Schimmelfeng, of 194S
North Fifth street, left this afternoon
for Mifflin county to spend a few days.
Harrisburg telegraph. [volume] (Harrisburg, Pa.) 1879-1948, 1914-09-01

Mrs. Laura Wolhnger Shannon has
returned home to Altoona, after
spending six weeks with her sister,
Mrs. Frank E. Commings, of North
Fourth street.
Miss f. NJ. Myers, of 1416 Regina
street, is home after a pleasure trip
to Philadelphia and Atlantic City.
Harrisburg telegraph. [volume] (Harrisburg, Pa.) 1879-1948, 1914-09-01

Mr.. and Mrs. Daniel Thurston have
returned to their home in Brooklyn
after a short visit with their relatives,
Mr. and Mrs. James D. Harvey, of
Penn street.
Miss Minerva Blessing, of South
street, has returned home after a sum-
mer's stay at Betterton and Balti-
more. Md
Mrs. Charles Aronson and daughter,
Miss jeanette Aronson, of 257 Forster
street. are home after a five weeks
visit on Long Island, New York city
and Philadelphia.
Harrisburg telegraph. [volume] (Harrisburg, Pa.) 1879-1948, 1914-09-01

Mrs. Morris L. Fleagle and son,
Morris Fleagle, Jr., of 1888 Mulberry
street, are on trip to Baltimore,
Washington and Philadelphia.
Mr.. and Mrs. Harry L. Carl and
daughters the Misses Miriam and
Katharine Carl. of 404 South Four
teenth street, are home after a
months vacation spent at jamestown,
N Y.
Mrs. Reuben L. Babcock and small
daughter, Virginia Babcock, of Abse-
con, N. j., are guests of her sister
Mrs. Walter e. Dietrich, at Bellevue
Park Mrs. Babcock was formerly
Miss Besse Rupp, of this city.
Miss Jennie Vicceona, formerly OF
this city, has returned home to Phila-
delphia, after spending vacation
here with Mrs. Carlotta Fl. Morad, at
sos Cumberland street
Harrisburg telegraph. [volume] (Harrisburg, Pa.) 1879-1948, 1914-09-01

Miss Nellie Hepford and Miss vi
nardia Hepford are spending the
week in New York city.
Miss Eva Berry, of 421 Peffer
street, has returned from Betterton
and Baltimore, Md.
Miss Katharine Guyer and Miss Sa-
die Guyer have gone home to Balti-
more after short visit among Harris
burg relatives.
Mrs. Charles S. Boil, of 1923 North
Second street, is home this evening
after an extended stay at Lake Placid,
n. Y.
Mr.. and Mrs. Orville Hickok and
children are home from Bedford
Springs where they visited Mrs. Will
liam o. Hickok, who is summering
there.
Miss Hazel Shoop, of Bloomsbury,
has returned to her home, after ten
days visit with Mr. and Mrs. A. c.
Miller, 1903 Berryhill street.
DR.. and Mrs. Byron S. Behney re-
turned home from Mt. Gretna yester-
| day.
Miss Helen Hammond and Miss
Katherine Etter have returned after
spending a week with Miss Eleanor
Neal Clark at her summer home al
Kincora.
Clarence Morton Hummel, Jr., OF
Carlisle, is the guest of his grand
mother, Mrs. Annetta McCahan, $500
i North Sixth street.
Miss Catherine Groom. of Philadel-
phia, has returned home after visit
! ing her cousin, Miss Ella Marie Kreid-
! ler, at 1908 Chestnut street.
Mr.. and Mrs. Raymond Stanley have
gone home to New York after short
stay with their relatives, Mr.. and Mrs
Herman Stanley. of Market street
| Miss Ella Finley, of Chestnut street
lis home from a trip to Philadelphia
Atlantic City and New York city.
Harrisburg telegraph. [volume] (Harrisburg, Pa.) 1879-1948, 1914-09-01

Mr.. and Mrs. Howard Losey have
gone home to Towanda, after spend
ing several days with Harrisburg rela-
tives.
Miss Muriel McMorris, of 1915 Re-
gina street, returned yesterday from
Pittsburgh, where she spent the past.
fortnight.
Harrisburg telegraph. [volume] (Harrisburg, Pa.) 1879-1948, 1914-09-01

Miss Helen Hammond and Miss
Katherine Etter have returned after
spending a week with Miss Eleanor
Neal Clark at her summer home at
Harrisburg telegraph. [volume] (Harrisburg, Pa.) 1879-1948, 1914-09-01

Clarence Morton Hummel, Jr., of
Carlisle, is the guest of his grand
mother Mrs. Annetta McCahan, $500
North Sixth street.
Harrisburg telegraph. [volume] (Harrisburg, Pa.) 1879-1948, 1914-09-01

Mr.. and Mrs. Orville Hickok and
children are home from Bedford
Springs where they visited Mrs. Will
liam o. Hickok, who is summering
New-York tribune. [volume] (New York [N.Y.]) 1866-1924, 1914-02-22

F course it is simply matter Of the point
OF view; and there is VIGOROUSLY no &C
counting for tastes
New-York tribune. [volume] (New York [N.Y.]) 1866-1924, 1914-02-22

was still shutting about for a place where he could
sit down with a good bump without having the cos
mos fade beneath him route
Yes the polar bears were happy. Silver King,
who was lassoo-ed off Elesmere Land on August
ii. 1910 seems to have invented special boreal
maxixc He went through all the steps, even unto
the cutest dip with symphonic rhythm that was at
once the envy and the admiration OF brace of the
W. K Bronx bears. who powdered their noses and
watched him from the path.
Its mate in the adjoining pen, stirred by echoes
OF forgotten memories now hazily recalled by this
landscape OF unbroken SHOWS, raced 20 and fro, to
and fro to and fro. pausing ever and anon to peer
with stretched. snake-subtc reck at some elusive
phantom on the white horizon.
\ disappointed voice overheard during the strug-
Gle exitward through the deep snow Gee, pop!
Won't dey let de eey-funts out!
New-York tribune. [volume] (New York [N.Y.]) 1866-1924, 1914-02-22
WAsHINGToN's DIFFIcULIS

Apropos of Washington, Birthday ~
said at lobster luncheon At Tom No0'' (,
Bermuda:
George Washington succeeded as s's''
would he with ms improbable ntesrnn
ceeded a. we'll as a business man i"o'''
man. a Wall Street business man
The millionaire superintendent OF a W.
was giving the children a talk on ouS'".'
il was ihc Sunday. before Wa'hnS'o"
and he said
BE industrious, my children. ana 80.
coed Be loyal to your employer; ne'''
clock. put the firms interest before YV,,
success IS sure 10 come You rcn''".
not. tho great difficulty George Nas"'"s'
contend with
"'Ycs, sir: yes. sir the children p'pe'
"'Nud what difficulty. what aln'o>' =
difficulty nearly crippled tho greS' 80 IN
"'IIc couldn't tell he ehoTusea '"'
New-York tribune. [volume] (New York [N.Y.]) 1866-1924, 1914-02-22
THE ONLY GEORGE.

The new currency bill will improve our reputation
abroad said Jerome s. McWade the Duluth col
lector and fnancier. Abroad, you know, thanks TO
the methods now reformed OF big business we arc
regarded as pretty sharp and tricky race.
Once in Devon. / asked little Devon boy some
questions in history.
"'Who was George Washington" ! began.
"A great general s' he replied.
Right, my little fellow said l. And now tell
me. ii YOU can. what George Washington was re-
markablc Tor
'1Ie was an American said the urchin and he
told the truth"
New-York tribune. [volume] (New York [N.Y.]) 1866-1924, 1914-02-22
REPUTATION

The late Warner Van Norden, the millionaire de
scendant Of Manhattan PATRONS had horror OF dis
sipation and at a St Nicholas Society dinner he
once said:
The dissipated man has reputation that he can
no more get rid OF than he can get rid OF his lungs
or liver
The wife OF a bbulous weaver waited one pay
night for her husband till 10 o'clock and then went
TO the police station to see if he was there
NO, ma am he amt here the house sergeant
said kindly but sit down and wat-we're eXpectn
him every minute
New-York tribune. [volume] (New York [N.Y.]) 1866-1924, 1914-02-22
He Has Breathed, Slept and Lived Coal.

The secret OF my success IS that | have never
thought OF anything but coal have breathcd coal,
felt coal slept coal and lived in a coal hole When
married ! refused 10 take wedding trip because
Of coal When my eldest baby drowned III
tub OF coal oil was busy making tar. Through coal
products ! have amasscd millions OF dollars, lacked
up the price OF coal throughout the length and
breadth OF my dominions created countless trcs OF
coal gas spoiled lot OF useless scenery provided
the source OF thousands OF headache powders for
those who are overcome by the smells OF their own
New-York tribune. [volume] (New York [N.Y.]) 1866-1924, 1914-02-22
CHURCH NOTES.

When our beloved pastor. last Sunday being mis-
siouary day asked from the pulpit that the consrega
ton give something for tho heather, Elder Snivcley
aud moved three cheers be given for the
heather
Elder SnNelcy. VIC are crediby informed. saves
al his hair cuttings and whisker trims selling the
same semi annually 10 Brother Billy liorrocks
our popular Main street pholsterer.-Cinnannson
ScInitaf.