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The Holly chieftain., 1914-03-20
HARD TO BEAT FOR THRIFT
Economy to Even the Proverbial
Careful Scotsman.

Not long ago at a meeting the
Welsh farmer was being generally
reproved for his extravaganza. The
lecture seems to have been taken to
heart, says the Cardiff Western Mail.
That is the conviction, at any rate.
of gentleman who was motoring
in South Wales the other day.
While he was waiting in a village
farmer drove up. hitched his horse
to post and carefully muzzled the
animal with feeding bag. The farm
er then went around to the back of his
cart and took out of it chicken
with piece of string to one leg.
With the string he fastened the
chicken to the hitching post so that it
could pick up the oats dropped from
the horses nosebag.
The Holly chieftain., 1914-03-20
TWENTY WORDS IN THE LEAD
Cleveland Lawyers New stenooraphsr
Kept Well Ahead Of Him When
He Dictated.

A Cleveland corporation lawyer has
new stenographer-the second new
one in a week. Strange to say, he
didn't discharge the first one because
she was incompetent. but because
she was too good. Let him tell 1t.
This girl came to me we'll recon-
mended, and when l dictated test
letter. ! found her extremely rapid
and accurate. So l employed her on
the spot. She fell right in with the
work, and decided that ! had found
a treasure. But on the third day she
gave me a shock.
Il was debating an opinion in a COM
plicated infringement suit. and 1t was
very important that 1t should be ac-
curate In every word and phrase
This was the third draft had writ
ten, in fact. At one place inter
rupted myself and said to the steno-
grapher:
"'Am speaking too fast for you.
Miss Jackson? Are you getting my
words down correetly?'
"'Oh. I'm getting them all right
she answered. smiling. And you
don't speak nearly as fast as l can
take. I'm about twenty words ahead
of you now!'"
There's such thing as being too
good. cleveland Plain Dealer.
The Holly chieftain., 1914-03-20

thrown It into the wafer. They will
DRAG the lake for It this afternoon.
We've got the real murderer all right.
don't you think, sir?"
Did you search the island before
you left last night?"
No, sir"
Might not another man have been
concealed ehere?"
The policeman did not reply. save by
coloring deeper red and staring hard
at his boots.
CHRONICLES TO BE CoNTINUED)
The Holly chieftain., 1914-03-20

which lay fiat on its back. had never
seen Sir Andrew and no more had
Jake. so We had to take the strangers
word for it. When We found there
was NO sign of life left in him, sent
Jake TO get assistance. He came
back with Mr. Roberts and two OF the
men, who carried away the body up
10 the house, while ! arrested my
prisoner and walked him off to the
lookup. We found loaded revolver
upon him. He refused to say who he
was or to make any explanation"
And afterwards?" asked Addington
Peace
Il searched the causeway as soon
as 1t was light. There was nothing to
be found, But the evidence against
the prisoner seems clear enough, say.
ing the fact that the shotgun he used
has disappeared He must have
The Holly chieftain., 1914-03-20
NO PLACE FOR AGED MAN i
Uncle Ranny Ramsey, Who is Palsled,
Must Be Kept Away From
All Auctions.

I'm the morning of our existence.
Extraordinarily remarked the
Erratic Thinker, when life stretches
away and away ahead Of US. and We
scamper on supple. care-free legs
through flowery dells, and all that,
how little We reck that the first thing
We know we will be In the midst Of
golden noon when the shadows fall
neither to the right nor to the left.
And eftsoon, with weary. stiffened
limbs and defective hearing, we'll set
out to promenade on the railroad
track three minutes before train time.
Then. let US be considerate Of the
aged and not let them know how
much smarter We are than they were
at our age. and-but you have no
Idea how much engineering 1t takes
on my part to keep my old Uncle
Rannv Ramsev from attending averv
The Holly chieftain., 1914-03-20
Good Model.

He was somewhat eaten up with a
mistaken consciousness of his own
Importance, and when he was making
his great speech in the Muddlecombe
mock parliament, he noted that one
of the local pressmen appeared to
be sketching him. When the house"
adjourned he buttonholed the artist.
Il belieye-aw-you were-aw-
sketching me; isn't that so-aw?" he
inquired.
THAT is So" replied the artist.
"Well-aw-would you-aw-tell
me what noospaper you-aw-repre-
sent-aw%
Il don't represent any newspaper"
answered the artist. Il design comic
postcards. ."-Tidbits.
The Holly chieftain., 1914-03-20
Ostracism.

The ostracism was way the Greeks
had of getting rid OF undesirable cit
izens" of note. The people wrote the
names Of those they most suspected
upon small shells; ehese were put in
an urn or box and presented to the
senate. Upon scrutiny Of them he
whose name was oftenest found was
sentenced by the senate to Danish
ment Six thousand votes were re-
quired to make the ostracism lawful.
Sometimes the system worked to the
detriment of the state, as now and
then a good man was banished by the
spite of his enemies, but generally the
ostracism was good thing and saved
the state much trouble and dan
ger.
The Holly chieftain., 1914-03-20
|yD. FLETCHER ROBINSON
Hlo5A0L6I2e ef he lUN1/IHeL0l/cIIl/ta a&

and afterwards went for a walk, re-
turning about six. He dined at eight,
and had his coffee served in the small
library.
The last train to London was at
1925, and We had our orders for a
carriage to be ready for him at five
minutes to the hour At ten o'clock
precisely took the liberty of entering
the small library to inform Sir An
drew that the carriage was waiting
and that there was only just time to
catch the train. He was not there,
and. the windows on to the terrace
being open, walked through to see If
he was sitting outside, the evening be-
Ing salubrious for the time of the
year. 1t was while was there that
heard the footsteps of some one run
ming on the gravel. and, first thing
knew, who should appear but Jake
Warner, the keeper. Hello, Mr..
Warner says l, and where may you
be going in such hurry? Is 1t poach-
ers?' l says. No. says he, in a sad
taking, but Sir Andrews been shot
shot dead, Mr.. Roberts, on the cause
way to the island Heaven defend u.s.
says; but do"
Quite SO, Mr.. Roberts," said Peace.
I'VE understand you were much upset.
So you have no idea when it was that
Sir Andrew left the little library?"
The Holly chieftain., 1914-03-20

he was nigh as close as | am to you
sir. before he saw me
Good Lord.' he cried, jumping
back; and what are you doing hereE
Didn't you hear a shot fired!
asked
Not q sound of it. he said. With
sulky face on him.
1T surprised me more than bit.
Indeed. l had begun to wonder II l
could have been mistaken, when there
came a clatter on the slabs OF the
causeway. and a man rushed out from
the reeds like a mad thing. He gave
little cry like a frightened rabbit
when he caught sight of us. and tried
to twist away, but his feet slipped
from under him. and down he fell. Be
fore he could recover | was sitting on
his chest.
81 had no hand in It, he shouted
I swear to you it was not me. | was
to meet him on the island. He was
dead when l came to him
'Dead-who is dead?' asked Jake,
very anxious.
"'Sir Andrew Cheyne, said tho
man, with shiver.
Il was that taken aback that If he
had made run for # he might have
done SO for all | could have stopped
him. AS for Jake, he gave a yelp and
disappeared down the causeway, like
rat into hole
Sir Andrew is in France said,
for SO Mr.. Roberts had told me not
week before. You're crazy, man.
Shut your mouth, you fool'-those
were his very last words, sir-1 tell
you Cheyne is dead. Go and look for
yourself
81 must trouble you to come with
me. then, said l, taking him by the
collar.
I'VE walked down the causeway be-
tween the reeds, he in front and me
behind with my hand in his neck.
About halfway down we came upon
Jake, who was kneeling by the body,
The Holly chieftain., 1914-03-20

blamed auction he hears Of, since
mis- palsy got so bad. You see, he sits
there and bobs his poor old head and
them sharp auctioneers knock down
10 him everything they can't sell to
anybody else, claiming he bid on 1t.
And 1t kind O flatters the old man to
think he Is back in the hooraw of bus.
mess life again. and 30 they make 1t
stick"
The Holly chieftain., 1914-03-20
Remembered by Their Deeds,

Who thinks of Milton as blind or
of Beethoven as deaf or OF Darwin as
an invalid? What they accomplished
was SO great that their personal in.
tirmities are for the moment forgot.
ten in the sense OF their achieve
ments.-The Christian Register.
The Holly chieftain., 1914-03-20
When Doves DISAGREE.

What's the latest among sutrra,
gists?'
Mrs. Wallaby called Mrs. Womba,
deliberate and unqualified fbber."
Dear me. have women come to
that? What happened next?"
Then they both cried. kissed and
made up, and We all went to a bar.
gain matinee"
The Holly chieftain., 1914-03-20
HIS Ihoual,t

She-Don't you think this dress Ia
very becoming to me?
Helm thinking of tho bill which
viii be coming to ma
The Holly chieftain., 1914-03-20
LOSING HOPE
WOMAN VERY ILL
Finally Restored To Health
BY Lydia E. Pinkham's
Vegetable Compound.
81 was in a terrible
Lydia E. Pinkhan's

Vegetable Com
pound. My back
acheduntil l thought
it would break, l had
pains all over me,
nervous feelings and
periodic troubles. L
was very weak and
run down and was
losing hope of ever
b eing we'll and
strong. AfteS TAX
ing Lydia E. Pink
The Holly chieftain., 1914-03-20
Bellevue, Ohio. =
state before / took

hams Vegetable Compound l improved
rapidly and today am well woman. I
cannot tell you how happy feel and
cannot say too much for your Compound.
Would not be without it in the house If
1t cost three times the amount. Mrs.
CHAs. CHAPMAN. R. F. D. No. z, Belle
vue, Ohio.
The Holly chieftain., 1914-03-20

DR.. Perce's Pellets, small, sugar-coated,
easy to take as candy. regulate and invig-
orate stomach, liver and bowels and cure
constipation. Adv.
The Holly chieftain., 1914-03-20

When girl thinks she has brok-
en- heart its sign that she is bilious.
The Holly chieftain., 1914-03-20

Most Of us get what we deserve, but
only the successful will admit it.
The Holly chieftain., 1914-03-20
Woman's Precious Gift.

The one which she should most zeal
ously guard, is her health, but it is
the one most often neglected, until
some ailment peculiar to her sex has
fastened itself upon her. When so af-
fected such women may rely upon Lydia
E. Pinkham's Vegetable Compound,
remedy that has been wonderfully sue
cessful in restoring health to suffering
women.
If you have the slightest doubt
that Lydia Il. Pinkham's Vegeta-
BILE Compound will help you,
tOLylia E.PinkhamM MedicineCO.
(confidentiaD Lynn, Mass, for adj
vice. Your letter will be opened,
read and answered by woman,
and held in strict confidence.
The Holly chieftain., 1914-03-20
Literal.

Does your new dress button in the
back??'
NO; somebody has to button it
The Holly chieftain., 1914-03-20
Only One "BRoMo QuININE"

To get the genuine, call for full name Lana
TIVE BROMo QUINiNE. Look for signature oi
=. w. GROVE. Cures Cold in One Day 2Sc.
The Holly chieftain., 1914-03-20
When She's Asleep.

He--Grace is a rarely beautiful girl
She (sweetly)-Very rarely, indeed.
Tulsa daily world. [volume] (Tulsa, Indian Territory [Okla.]) 1905-1919, 1914-11-10
BOY SCOUTS TO MEET
First Fan Meeting TO BE Held Next
Thursday.

The BOY Scouts of tulsa win have
their first general meeting of the fail
I'm tho basement of the First PrcshN-
tcrian church next Thursday even
ing is the official announcement Of
J. W. Robb deputy scout commits
siOncr All the scout masters have
been instructed to make special cf-
fort TO have all members of their
troops out ON that occasion.
The feature of the evening will be
the lecture OF $ w Moore. secrc-
tary Of the y. NJ g. a. Of Sapulpa,
on safety First" He has 3J stcre-
optican slides to illustrate the talk.
Mr.. Moore has been in the employ Of
railroads for several months and
sent out on the special work of lee
turing schools on this subject and
the Slides for his pictures are fur
nished him by the Frisco road.
In addition TO Mr MoOre's talk
the program includes several patri-
otto songs. the reports Of the scout
masters ana stories Of camp life. a
knot-tying contest, according to
pages 40 and so OF the manual will
lie held, in which all the boys will
participate.
Tulsa daily world. [volume] (Tulsa, Indian Territory [Okla.]) 1905-1919, 1914-11-10
ALLOTTED JUST one YEAR OF
LIFE: OKLAHOMA woman wins

taken Mayr's Wonderful stomach
Remedy The first dose of this
remedy proves what it will do for
a long treatment.
Mayr's Wonderful stomach Rem
edy clears the digestive tact of mu-
cold accretions and removes poison
Gus matter. 1t brings quick relief
to sufferers from stomach ailments,
liver and bowel troubles Many de-
clare that it has saved them from
dangerous operations: many declare
that It has saved their lives
We want all people who have
chronic stomach trouble or consti-
patton. no matter Of how long stand
ing. to try one dose of Mayrs Won
derful Stomach Remedy-one dose
will convince you This is the medi-
cine so many Of our people have been
taking with surprising results. The
most thorough system cleanser ever
sold Mayr's Wonderful Stomach
Remedy is now sold here by Getman
& Campbell and Quaker Drug Co.
and druggists everywhere.
Tulsa daily world. [volume] (Tulsa, Indian Territory [Okla.]) 1905-1919, 1914-11-10
WILL RESUME MONDAY
LUNCHEON OF &c.
kNICkERBOCkER WILL BE \
SPEAKER AT THE FIRST OF
THESE AFFAIRS.

The business mems MONDAY lunch
con Of the Commercial club current
last winter will again commence on
Tuesday November H. with an hours
luncheon at the Hotel Tulsa, accord
ing to J. G. Letcher secretary Of the
Commercial club.
A special program for this event
has already been drawn up Rev.
Percy Knckerbocker. pastor Of the
Boston avenue Methodist church
South. who is shortly to be trans
fcred 10 another church, Will tell how
much he has enjoyed his stay in
Tulsa, and how he dislikes leaving
the city Charles Rolofson will sing,
accompanied by Billy West
Manager James Of the Tulsa has
promised an especially good meal on
this occasion Of the rccstablIshment
Of the custom, which many viii re-
call az being very profitable during
It's vogue. The luncheons will come
at regular intervals OF two weeks. TO
commence with. and possibly weekly
later, says Mr. Letcher
Tulsa daily world. [volume] (Tulsa, Indian Territory [Okla.]) 1905-1919, 1914-11-10
ADRIAN NEWENS WAS
PLEASING TO IULSANS
AS THIRD MEMBER OF LNCEJ VI
WAS \ COMPLETE Sue
CESS.

Adrian Ncwens fascinated nearly
seven hundred patrons Of the Tulsa
Community lycem course last night,
i'm the third number of the course.
Adrian NcWcns. of AN the ten NUM-
hcrs of the course last year. was the
one unanimous choice for a return
enhancement ON last years course
lp puNc his Message from Mars" no
lecture ever given i'm Tulsa has been
SO universally and fayorably received
as this message from Mr. Newens
last year Last nights presentation,
however. pleased his auditors equally
as well, and Mr. NeNens had a Won
derful control of his audience. In his
nonoloeue on "A singular Life" he
presented 20 different characters
The story takes place in an eastern
seaboard town 1t has to do with the
ultra traditional church life in VIVID
contrast TO the more modern, which
is. after all. the original plan and
practice Of Christian activity. The
story teens with human interest be-
cause rival men and women are por-
trayed in the story
Mr.. Newens has a fascinating per-
sonality and has spent many years on
the lecture platform. The hlgh grade
of Redpath attractions are due ln
large portion to Mr.. N,Wths 'rlu-
clSlnS year aItei year, as ne '',9a,9 o''
all talent employed 10y THIS bureau
In a short tax last evening pe-
fore beginning his lecture Mr. Nt%-
ems paid Tulsa a hlsh trIh"'' i9T o ,no
mluner IN which lheN were "'luI'te
toward great ~. .'an'
Tulsa daily world. [volume] (Tulsa, Indian Territory [Okla.]) 1905-1919, 1914-11-10
A Message To Thin,
Weak, Scrawny Folks
An Easy Way TO Gain 10 to 80 Pounds Of
Solid. Healthy Permanent Flesh.

Thin. nervous. undeveloped mon and
women everywhere are heard TO say II
cant understand Why / do not get fat
eat plenty o. good, nourishng food 80 Tho
reason is Just this You cannot get fat, no
matter how much you eat ufless your di.
gestive organs aasimlate the iat.making ele.
ments ~ your food instead Of passing them
out through the body as waste.
What Is needed is means OF gently urg-
ing the assimiative functions OF the stom.
ach and intestines TO absorb the oils and
fats and hand them over to the blood where
they may reach the starved. thrubken. rum
down tissues and build them mp The thin
person's body is like a dry spOnge-eager
and hungry for the fatty materials Of which
IL is being deprived By the failure Of the ali.
mentary canal 70 take them from the food
Tha hest WAY 90 overcome this sinful waste
Of flesh building elements and to stop the
leakage of fats IL 10 use Sarg1l. the recently
discovered regeuerative force that j, recon.
mended so highly by physicians here and
abroad. Take little Sargol tablet with
every meal and notice how quickly your
cheeks fll ont and rolls Of firm. healthy flesh
are deposited over your body covering each
bony angle and projecting point.
Geiman & Campbell and other good drug
gists have Sarg1l or can get it from their
YOU are not satisfied with the gain IN
weight II produces as stated on the guaran.
tee In each package. IL Is inexpensive. easy
10 take and highly efficient
Caution.-While Sargol has produced re-
markAble results In overcoming nervous
dyspepsia and general stomach troubles IL
should not be taken unless you are willing
TO gain ten pounds or more, for IL is won
derful hesh.bullder.
Tulsa daily world. [volume] (Tulsa, Indian Territory [Okla.]) 1905-1919, 1914-11-10
Nervous Period
icaI Headaches
Succumb to knti-Kamnia Tablets

This trouble commonly called "sick head
ache" Is said to be due to the retention of
urea in the system. Often 1t is stated that
poor condition OF the blood Is a cause OF
these headaches, or that 1t is a nervous
condition; and In certain cases, no doubt
this Is true.
Where treatment is demanded, It is more
for the pain than anything else, and DR..
A. #. Schellschmidt OF Louisville, has
found Anti-kamnia Tablets to give prompt
and satisfactory relief. Rest should be
insisted upon" he says, "and the patient
should go to bed, darken the room, and all
the attendants and famil'' should be as
quiet as possible. An emetic will some
times shorten the attack. The bowels should
be kept open with "Actoids"; a hot bath and
n thorough rub down with coarse towel.
often give grateful relief. Two Anti-kAmnia
Tablets when the first signs appear, will
usually prevent the attack. During an at
tack, one tablet every hour or two will
shorten the attack and relieve the usual
nausea and vomiting" These tablets may
be obtained at all druggists. Ask for AK
Tablets. They are also unexcelled Tor ner-
yous headaches, neuralgia and all pains,
Tulsa daily world. [volume] (Tulsa, Indian Territory [Okla.]) 1905-1919, 1914-11-10
ROADS
DISCI SSID BETTER ROADS
Plan to Gust Politics From Road
Building.

ATLANTA. Nov. g-Pleas for fed
eral aid for highway Improvement
and the elimination Of politics In pub
lie road building marked today's meet
ing here Of the Fourth American Road
congress. Sessions will continue
through Saturday.
As means Of divorcing public
roads from politics, Austin B. Fletch-
er. state highway engineer Of Calf
fornia and president Of the congress,
advocated the creation Of "A national
corps of men who will make road
building and maintenance their life
work.
Hoke Smith. United states senator
from Georgia. declared that the build
ing Of system of improved highways
connecting the various sections Of the
nation was of such Importance and
general interest that the federal gov
crument should extend its aid.
other speakers expressed similar
views
Tulsa daily world. [volume] (Tulsa, Indian Territory [Okla.]) 1905-1919, 1914-11-10
TROOPS plan TO STAY
PROBABLY ALL WINTER
EVERYTHING Is REPORTED TO
BE QUIET IN HARTFORD
VALLEY.

CAMP HARRISON. Prairie Creek,
Ark, Nov. 9. - Arrangements were
made late today for what appears TO
be a prolonged stay of the federal
troops in the Hartford valley mining
regions Major y. +. Mcclure sent
requests to department headquarters
at Fort Sam Houston, Tex, for win
ter bedding and other supplies. which
indicated the soldiers would be here
for some time. President Cunning
ham Of District 2l, United Mine
Workers, was in Fort Smith yester-
day in conference with several of the
miners leaders.
It was said peace and quiet in the
valley was counselled. Scores Of min
ers continue to flock TO Camp Garrl-
son, where the unusual sights Of camp
life prove interesting, but there has
been no signs OF hostility to the pres
ence Of the troops.
Tulsa daily world. [volume] (Tulsa, Indian Territory [Okla.]) 1905-1919, 1914-11-10
BROTHER OF A TULSA
YOUNG WOMAN KILLED
MilliCCnt Clark Called 20 Missouri Coal
Mining Town by Death
Message.

Milliccnt Clark, young lady in the
employ of the Harlow Dry Goods
company received message yostcr-
day morning, stating that her brother
Ed Clark had been instantly killed at
. O'Clock a. IN. by boiler explosion
in the Goa mines at CRANKY, Mo, Miss
Clark with her mother, keep house
at $40 South Boston.
They both left on the $3.50 Frisco
train yesterday afternoon for the
scene Of disaster. Mr. Clark's age is
not known. but he is a man of a fam
lily and has lived there for several
months. The news came so suddenly
and the women left the city so soon
arerWard that few Of her friends
knew Of the misfortune,
Tulsa daily world. [volume] (Tulsa, Indian Territory [Okla.]) 1905-1919, 1914-11-10
MRS. WY\TT'S DOCTOR SAlD
SHE COULD NOT LIVE. But
SHE FEELS LIKE NEW.

Mrs Mary Wyatt Of 207 Cinnci-
natl avenue. Tulsa. Okla, had ser
ious stomach trouble for nearly six
wears. For about two years of that
time the doctors held that she was
i'm the gravcst danger. She took
Nayr's Wonderful Stomach Remedy
and found relief. She wrote:
81 have taken the full treatment
of your wonderful stomach remedy
have been suffering from stomach
trouble for nearly six years, and
after | took the first dose ] felt like
a new woman. Two years ago a doc
tor told me | could not live year
but thanks to Mayr's Wonderful
stomach Remedy. | do not have any
trouble with my stomach any more.
Mrs Wyatts experience is like that
Of thousands of others who have
Tulsa daily world. [volume] (Tulsa, Indian Territory [Okla.]) 1905-1919, 1914-11-10
Meetings Arc Success.

Evangelistic services are held
each night at 7:45 o'clock at the Chris
tian church. A good audience was in
attendance last night to hear Mr..
Taubman's sermon. The special fea-
ture of the music at the services to-
night will be a violin and harp duet
by the Saxtons, who are assisting Mr..
Taubman in his series Of services.
Tulsa daily world. [volume] (Tulsa, Indian Territory [Okla.]) 1905-1919, 1914-11-10

"Whlch Of Tho Two sisters DO you
find the most beautiful. Maxi"
Il don't know"
"well. which Of the two would you
ko to marry"
THAT. also. | don't know. But this
] do know-that II / married one.
should find the other the most beau
tiful. ."-Lustlge Blaetter (Berlin).
Tulsa daily world. [volume] (Tulsa, Indian Territory [Okla.]) 1905-1919, 1914-11-10
EXCHANGE


TO The Good pCople Of Tulsa:
DO you thank US for reducing the
price on Granulated Sugar IN Tulsa.
in exactly four days, from $3.50 10
$3.50? W. did il, and am sure you
thank us IL means a reduction in
the cost Of living I'm Tulsa at least
$1,000 per week, and that's some.
isn't IL?
And We want TO say here and now.
Granulated Sugar viii not be less than
20 pounds for one Dollar all through
the month Of November. 1914, at
our store.
4 dollar saved is a dollar made It
Will pay you to drop around and let's
talk this Grocery business over. We
have the largest retail stock of good,
fresh groceries in Tulsa and can save
YOU money
Tulsa daily world. [volume] (Tulsa, Indian Territory [Okla.]) 1905-1919, 1914-11-10
\ Hint.

"Do you think the future holds any
thing for me-" asked the shy young
man.
"Why don't you brace up and hold
yourself in the future re-
piled the sweet young thing.