White Pine news weekly mining review. [volume] (East Ely, Nev.) 1910-1920, 1914-05-24

ally lie stop and rubb his mittens to-
gether SO they viii be more ready to
catch more disease. Still l await.
OF suddenly l arise uply, silently like
cells drink milk. And then.
Swatts'.!
BY this warfare | broke consider
able flies and other dishes.
Hon. Humphrey, husband. conle
home saying scorn about dies.
What are SO fataIistic about this
bug all of a suddenly" he ask 1t.
In childhood of youth | was affec-
tionately acquainted with flies.
While enjoying cradle ride of
infancy. flies was allowed TO buzz
round my head like angel whispers.
And yet | live
Man who talk like that never had
any infancy" snagger Hon. Mrs.
with peev.
IF folks in this neighborhood
pay less attention to screen door and
more to window lcck there would be
less burglary he otter. "6 homes
has been burgalized while every
body was busy snubbing flies"
He remove one enlarged coltish
revolver filled with bullets and lay
him doggishly on table.
o." This from Hon. Mrs.
While you are executing flies |
shall mutilate burglars he narrate
with militia voice. And let us see
who gets it first"
Kindly not to point him this way
while doing so,' elocute Hon. Mrs.
Madam looking calm but nervus.
Another week go by and ! am very
much embossed in my work. Once
in occasionally Hon. Fly come walk
ing into home on deceptive wings,
yet | pursue. Sometime make
masher motion with broom & impale
him fiat against wall. Other time
allure him gently with towel so he
flop to fly paper where his feetsteps
become glue.
Once Hon. Fly alight downward or
Baby Alexander nose, shaking cruel
feet. intending to leave 10000
symptoms. Spank, | capitulate that
.nsex by stroking Hon. Baby on head
with apron. Yet he cry without
thanks for my bravery.
At lastly that house We're so scarce
of flies your could not find him with
ont advertising. All day, While not
sweeping other rugs, | search back
& forthly with cruel %ny-spank. Yet
never a buzz was there. Such was
accomplishment of my great science.
Night of Wedsday approach up.
When dinner-eat was accomplished
and dish-wash ceremony done up,
my Cousin Nogi arrive TO kitchen for
make conversation from japanese
politics while eating cake, kinness OF
Mrs. Humphrey who didn't know 1t,
Lateness of hour arrive. When time
of 1853 p. m. come, Nogi make
sleepy go-home while | emerge to my
bedroom expecting tomorrow as
usual.
light gass. What was? Buzz.
All. Hon. Fly. where was it? | turn
my eye-sight behind window-curtain
and sure enough, There stood
one entirely enlarged buzzer wash
ing his front thumbs,
With sneekret expression I Dor.
row slipper from myself and stole
forth. Crouches. OF finally, when
Hon. Fly seem to be looking at his
nose. | lep. Bangs, Yet he vas too
soon. He flew uply. a%eroplaned cir
cular for moments. and then-when
less expected-start to fly outward
through door.
o., This escape must not.
Slightly down hallway were child
room where Hon. Baby Alexander
layed enjoying innocent Nightmares.
That fly must not arrive there to
sting him with medical diseases. If
no hero was there to save him who
must? | must,
Therefore ! rosh forward with
slippershoe in my Samurai thumbs.
With talented stroke of match l lit
gass. O yess, There were Hon. Fly
smuggling in air right over eyebrow
of that infantile. ! make talented
swing to lash him with slipper, yet
he were too ~collusive for me. Ere
| could brush him dead he make
slippery-wing motion & flew to win
~dow-curtain where he hide shyly like
poets avoiding praise.