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Wood County reporter. [volume] (Grand Rapids [i.e. Wisconsin Rapids], Wis.) 1857-1923, 1914-06-25

vices that pretty little luncheon or piazza sup
per is comparatively easy thing to prepare.
Of course, the red white and blue predominates
and the symbols of the patriotic Fourth are re-
produced in cardboard and paper with such real
1stic effect that the candy counters in the large
department stores seem to have changed their
usual stock for a supply of fireworks.
There are most natural looking packages of
hrecTackers with the usual Chinese paper covers
and glazing red posters. The contents are red
candy sticks for all the world like the real fire.
cracker. There are candy boxes in the form of
Roman candles, pinwheels, large cannon crackers,
ETC.. all of which will make good souvenirs of the
occasion. Grape paper is used for a greater va
riety of boxes and baskets than ever and very
mostly in red, white and blue.
Red paper forts hold up warlike little cannons
keeping guard over the supply of candy stored
within; the Liberty bell is reproduced in Grape
paper, and other ideas, all suggestive of the great
event of rs
The paper manufacturers have tablecloths and
napkins ornamented with American flags and
flags in all sizes are found made of Grape paper
and attached to wooden sticks. Those in paper
are little attractive than the ordinary stiff
muslin affairs. The candelabra, too NAV be in
the spirit of the event with its red white and
blue candle shade, and altogether without much
trouble or expense a table may be fitted I'D which
will be patriotic enough in its appearance to salts
fly the stanchest of admirers of Uncle Sam and
Old Glory.
Wood County reporter. [volume] (Grand Rapids [i.e. Wisconsin Rapids], Wis.) 1857-1923, 1914-06-25
MAKE DRUG STORE a CLUB
Many Are the Resort OF .he Neiehbor.
hood in City, Until the Clos
ing Hour.

When the head of a famous firm OF
English chemists was in this coun-
try, studying the conditions in his
business, he found out that an Amer
lean drug store is not the same as a
drug store or chemists shop in a
European city. we have no station
cry bargain counters, 10 piles Of fine
candies, no cigar stands. Business
goes much more swiftly than abroad.
There is no lingering or lettering"
Truly q superficial observeri It
has been said that the barroom is the
club OF the poor man. Certain up
filters, regarding the barroom as
necessary evil, wish to make it decent,
tolerable, educational.
To many a corner drug store is
a club. This one haunts the soda wa
ter fountain; that one buys cigars
or candy. There are habitues who
drop in regularly. They call the pro-
prietor Doc. The clerks are ad-
dressed by their first name. There
is talk about the ball game, the shows
at the theaters, politics, local and ma
tional. There is a gathering at night
that disperses only at the closing hour.
There is mysterious conversation In
a corner; the two men stand with
their heads close together.
Now and then blatant person
tells a story. beginning: Il heard "a
good one this morning. Stop me, if you
know it"
The drug store in the city is what
the store is in the village. After all,
the talk is practically what you hear
in any club. The essential difference
between the institutions is that there
is no election committee for admis-
sion to the shops. Man is clubable
animal, normally gregarious. At night
lights attract him. During the sum
mer, seated near the fount of min
eral waters or lolling against a
counter, he observes the coming and
going of humanity and thinks he is
seeing life.-Philip Hale in Boston
Herald.
Wood County reporter. [volume] (Grand Rapids [i.e. Wisconsin Rapids], Wis.) 1857-1923, 1914-06-25
Observation-Disclosures
MARKET REPORTS
OBSERVATION-DISCLOSURES
Milwaukee, June 20. 1914.


Butter = Creamery, extras, 27c:
prints, 2Sc; firsts, 24025c, seconds,
l9Q21c; renovated. 10000; dairy,
fancy, &c.
Cheese-American, full cream. new
made twins. lax Q15c; Young Ameri-
cas-, 15h@16c; daisies, 15hQ16c;
longhorns, 15h@16c; limburger, fam
cy, 12@121kc.
Eggs-Current receipts fresh as to
quality, 16@16hc; recandled, extras.
20Q21c; seconds, 13014c.
Live Poultry Fowls, 13c; ROSTERS,
10c; broilers, doz., 7500S.O0
Wheat-No. 1 northern, &c; No. 2
northern, 951aQ96c; No. northern.
SSQ99c; No. velvet, 960961ac.
Corn-No. 8 yellow, 72A @73c.
Oats-No, 8 white, 4O@4OAc; stand
ard, 4OQ41c,
Barley-No. 8, 5S@5sc; Wisconsin,
55@5sc.
Rye-No. ?, 6S065c.
Hogs-Good heavy butchers, 5000
$50; fair to best light, 7.90@S.S0;
pigs, 6.75QZ6O.
lCattle-Butchers' steers, 7.25QS.75;
stookers and feeders, 6.O0@7.70; cows
and heifers, 5.5O@775; calves, 5000
9.75.
Wood County reporter. [volume] (Grand Rapids [i.e. Wisconsin Rapids], Wis.) 1857-1923, 1914-06-25
NO Smokinq."

When railways were a novelty the
companies vigorously enforced their
anti-smoking laws. The Great West
ern company once caught a tartar,
says London Tit-Bits. The station
master at Didcot removed passenger
from an "up" express train and handed
him over to the police on a charge Of
smoking to the annoyance of a fellow
traveller. Next day the prisoner was
brought before the magistrate, and
when asked what he had to say in an
swer to the charge he replied:
Gentlemen, the offense took place
in the County of Wits, whereas / am
now charged in Berkshire. | am a So
licitor; I was specially engaged in a
case which I shall now miss, and l
shall sue the company for OBTAINING
me. I respectfully hold that you in
this county have no jurisdiction over
what occurred in another county"
He was released, and he did sue the
company and got ESQ damages.
The first smoking-carriage was In
troduced on the Eastern Counties rail.
way in September, 1916.
Wood County reporter. [volume] (Grand Rapids [i.e. Wisconsin Rapids], Wis.) 1857-1923, 1914-06-25

gates in congress to present TO that body Teso-
luton in favor of the mighty schism from Eng
land, and the formal declaration of the colonies
independence Richard Henry Lee the It'll Of
June arose and solemnly moved that 'the united
colonies are, and ought to be, free and tndepend-
ent states, and that their political connection
with Great Britain is and ought to be dissolved"
John Adams of Massa chusetts seconded the reso
luton, and thereupon long and vehement debate
began 1t was adopted by the closest possible
majority-seyen colonies giving it their approval
six voting in the negative.
A committee was then appointed to draw up
the Declaration. It's members were Benjamin
Franklin John Adams Thomas Jefferson, Roger
Sherman and Robert R. Livingston
The committee reported the result of its de-
alterations June o. the other members of con-
gross in the interim having bestirred themselves
to learn the wishes of their constituents
Thomas Jefferson, as every one knows,
Wood County reporter. [volume] (Grand Rapids [i.e. Wisconsin Rapids], Wis.) 1857-1923, 1914-06-25
Value of a Wife.

The magistrate had asked all of
the customary questions about taking
this man." or this woman" for a
lawful welded companion and about
promising to love, honor and obey"
The ceremony was finished. The cou-
pie were married.
The bridegroom started to reach for
his wallet. Then he stopped.
Squire" he said, 81 gotta propo-
sition to make to ye. I'll give you 81
now, or I'll wait six months and give
you what I think my wife's worth
then, even if it's 5000"
The magistrate looked at the bride
for a moment. Il believe I'll take the
81 now," he said.-Louisville Times.
Wood County reporter. [volume] (Grand Rapids [i.e. Wisconsin Rapids], Wis.) 1857-1923, 1914-06-25
LAST FOURTH OF JULY

Last Fourth of July I was only six,
A regular little chump,
I got into dreadful fix
You see there was a stump
In our back yard, where I used to play
All sorts of things alone;
On Sundays twas a pulpit,
On week days twas throne
I was preacher Sundays,
And the pickets on the fence
Were the people that 1 preached to,
But I didn't preach no sense.
On other days I was king
The pickets were my people.
I wore a golden paper crown
All pointed like a steeple.
Well, Fourth Of July my cousin Bob
Came from the great big town,
With crackers, punk and fireworks
To do the Fourth up brown.
I told him how was a king,
He is bigger some than me,
And he said we would have a siege,
The stump would be my fort,
And he would try to blow it up,
He said twas lots of sport.
So got up upon the stump,
And the crackers in row
He piled UP thick around the foot,
You should have heard 1t blow!
The stump caught fire, lost my head,
My father carried me to bed.
I stayed in bed a long, long time,
All bandaged-'twasn't fun.
I'm big this year-you needn't smile,
I'm not so big a chump,
And if we have another siege
Bob can sit on the stump.
Wood County reporter. [volume] (Grand Rapids [i.e. Wisconsin Rapids], Wis.) 1857-1923, 1914-06-25
Pats One Reqret.

Pat-Arrah, now, thin railways are
a moighty foine invintion, anyway.
Friend shouldn't have thought you
could find much to admire in them,
Pat, seeing that you lost your leg in
a railway accident
Pat-Faith, and didn't Oh get a t'ou-
sand dollars damages? Shure, if it
had only been me head Old have
owned the loine.-Dallas News.
Wood County reporter. [volume] (Grand Rapids [i.e. Wisconsin Rapids], Wis.) 1857-1923, 1914-06-25
Another View,

'eMuh po', b'reaved brudder," consol-
ingly said good old Parson Bagster,
addressing the newly-made widower,
at is a solemn thing when a man
loses de wife O. his buzzom."
"Yessah,'' replied skinny Brother
Meeks. "But sometimes it's heap
sight solemner when he don't -
Judge
Wood County reporter. [volume] (Grand Rapids [i.e. Wisconsin Rapids], Wis.) 1857-1923, 1914-06-25
IMAGINARY CONVERSATIONS.

81 love you!"
isn't that splendid? I love you"
When shall we get married ?"
"Oh, any time. don't need a trous-
seau, and never like ceremonious
weddings
MY salary is only ten thousand
year"
That doesn't matter I can do my
own housework."
And where shall we go on honey
moon?"
Don't let's so anywhere. Wen sit
at home and read aloud
But your wedding gown-we had
forgotten that"
Whats the matter with this one
have on?"-Life.
Wood County reporter. [volume] (Grand Rapids [i.e. Wisconsin Rapids], Wis.) 1857-1923, 1914-06-25

After hundred and forty-one years
many of the timbers are still sound,
have survived the years that have
leyeled so many. generations in the vii
lage under the hill.
In a countryside where every stone
wall boasts tablet and every full
grown tree seems to have q record of
something that once stood on that
spot but passed so many years ago
that no resident recalls It, it is pleas
ant to know that one authentic sur
vival Of old years is to stand a few
years more.
Wood County reporter. [volume] (Grand Rapids [i.e. Wisconsin Rapids], Wis.) 1857-1923, 1914-06-25

the nearby boundaries of Lincoln and
Bedford wholly include the fame OF
this beIfry, for it was from this belfry
that there sounded, 1874 years ago, the
first authentic call to revolution. and
under its very shadow Captain Parker
formed his minute men to receive and
return the first musket fire OF the war
for independence More than year
was to pass before the more famous
bell of Philadelphia was to take up
and re-echo the notes which sounded
first from Lexington belfry.
The old belfry, however, has been
Wood County reporter. [volume] (Grand Rapids [i.e. Wisconsin Rapids], Wis.) 1857-1923, 1914-06-25
LANDMARK WILL BE MISSED
Lexington 6elfry, Where the First
Call of the Revolution Rang Out.
is Gone.

The ancient but far from decadent
town of Lexington has suffered q loss
comparable only with that which be
fell Venice when the Campanile
crashed down into the piazza below
What the Campanile was to the city of
the doges the belfry was to this sturdy
old Massachusetts town. Nor should
Wood County reporter. [volume] (Grand Rapids [i.e. Wisconsin Rapids], Wis.) 1857-1923, 1914-06-25
Human Disirust.

do you mean to say you are going
to build a Turkish bath in Crimson
Gulch?'
yes" replied Bronco Bob. "a Turk
fsh bath is the only place we can
have card game and feel sure that
no gentleman has any aces concealed
in his clothes"
Wood County reporter. [volume] (Grand Rapids [i.e. Wisconsin Rapids], Wis.) 1857-1923, 1914-06-25
tJnmusicaI SatJsaIito.

Evidently the neighbors didn't think
much Of the singing of Antonio, Sau-
salito (Cal) fisherman, for he was ar
rested and fined on a charge of dis
turbing the peace. Does town she
no lika da moos'," said Antonio sadly,
in speaking of his vocal excursion.
"Dees peop' no on'erstan' New York
she geeva da Carus' $4,000 for seeng
one song Me 1 seeng da Sausalit' for
noting and da Judge say twent'-f dol
IorfG
Wood County reporter. [volume] (Grand Rapids [i.e. Wisconsin Rapids], Wis.) 1857-1923, 1914-06-25
Remedy for Drowsiness.

Drowsiness during the day, if a per
son has slept well the night before, is
often caused by Indigestion. Often this
is remedied b. drinking something
very hot like cocoa or coffee. The
brain needs a mild stimulant. Lassi-
tude of the body is not always an in
dication of illness or hziness.
Wood County reporter. [volume] (Grand Rapids [i.e. Wisconsin Rapids], Wis.) 1857-1923, 1914-06-25
The WiaaIer.

Patience-Did you ever notice how
she appears to be perfectly at home
in the water?
Patrice-Yes, she can swim like a
fish in the water.
Sure, and wiggle like an eel out of
water
Wood County reporter. [volume] (Grand Rapids [i.e. Wisconsin Rapids], Wis.) 1857-1923, 1914-06-25

5 g. m.-Hanging the flags on front
Rorches.
q. m.-Breakfast-
a m.-Waving of small flags by
the populace.
3. m.-Reading of the Declaration
OF Independence. each citizen reading
it to himself audibly.
9 a. m.-Patriotic speech in deaf
and dumb languages from steps of city
hall.
10 a. m.-Waving of flags.
II a. m.-Rest until dinner.
Wood County reporter. [volume] (Grand Rapids [i.e. Wisconsin Rapids], Wis.) 1857-1923, 1914-06-25
On the Road.

A man spent three days among the
heavily upholstered restaurants look
ing, and in vain, for native New
Yorker
Where are the native New York
ers?" he asked Of me.
Many of them are away travelling"
l answered cheerily, for firms man
aged by the adopted New Workers.
Puck,
Wood County reporter. [volume] (Grand Rapids [i.e. Wisconsin Rapids], Wis.) 1857-1923, 1914-06-25
FOR SAFE AND SANE FOURTH
Hu,norist Outlines What he Considers
Proper Program for Celebration
of the Great Day.

While various municipal authorities
are discussing the possibility of sale
and sane Fourth this year, we have
gone ahead and framed The following
rough draft of Fourth of July pro-
gram which should suit the most tinid
and should be framed into an ordi-
nance:
Wood County reporter. [volume] (Grand Rapids [i.e. Wisconsin Rapids], Wis.) 1857-1923, 1914-06-25

Il m-Dinner, with red, white and
blue ice cream.
p. m.-Recreation, with checker
games and grand whist contest
2 p. m-Grand parade of rubber
tired baby cabs trimmed in patriotic
colors.
8 .. m.-Exhibition of pictures OF
revolutionary heroes in public library
4p. m-Rest until supper.
6 D. m-Supper.
p. m.-Magic-lantern pictures OF
the battle of Bunker Hill and views
of Valley Forge in public square.
Wood County reporter. [volume] (Grand Rapids [i.e. Wisconsin Rapids], Wis.) 1857-1923, 1914-06-25

first forgotten and now has fallen.
Standing upon a hill above the town,
beyond the sight of trolley tourists,
out of the course of the ordinary ex-
cursionist, it has quietly slipped out OF
all but local history.
Nevertheless, there will remain
few who still love their old New Eng
land to rejoice in the announcement
that. the selectmen, the successors of
the Loekes and Merriams and Parkers
and Swans of other years, have de-
cided TO rebuild the old belfry. Rebuild
it-even that is not quite necessary
Wood County reporter. [volume] (Grand Rapids [i.e. Wisconsin Rapids], Wis.) 1857-1923, 1914-06-25
SQ6rcY-

Mrs. Todd went into a store to bug
some gfnghams.
Are these colors FAST" she asked
the clerk
yes, indeed" he replied earnestly;
you ought to see them when once
they start to run. Ladies' Home
Journal
Wood County reporter. [volume] (Grand Rapids [i.e. Wisconsin Rapids], Wis.) 1857-1923, 1914-06-25
WifeIy Scorn.

My dear" said Mr.. Meekton, did
you know that had been called to
serve on the jury?"
well" replied his wife, I'm sorry
for you"
Serving on the jury oughtp't to be
very hard work"
Harder than usual for you. You'll
have to stay awake"
Wood County reporter. [volume] (Grand Rapids [i.e. Wisconsin Rapids], Wis.) 1857-1923, 1914-06-25

Eagle River.-Gus Eckland, mechan-
lie, sent here by the Weckler Boat
company of Chicago to start I. L. john
sons speed boat, was drowned when
the boat caught fire and Eckland and
2 companion jumped to swim ashore.
Eckland swan only few feet
Sheboygan.-At the annual conven-
ton Of the German Baptist churches
of Wisconsin IL session here the fol-
lowing officers were elected: Rev.
Christian Dippel, New Freedom, mod.
orator; Re- Otto Lohse, lebanon,
secretary and treasurer.
Wood County reporter. [volume] (Grand Rapids [i.e. Wisconsin Rapids], Wis.) 1857-1923, 1914-06-25
Neru Much S0

1T is not worth while to reason with
these hard-headed Scotchmen about
woman suffrage"
NO, as l Judge from recent events,
that they would answer reasoning on
the subject with knock-down argu-
ments."
Wood County reporter. [volume] (Grand Rapids [i.e. Wisconsin Rapids], Wis.) 1857-1923, 1914-06-25
Positive Proof,

The Counsel-NHow do you know
this night letter was forget by man
and not written by the woman whose
name is signed to it?" The Expert
Because it contains J-st IS words,
and a woman would have used two
more to get her mon ay's worth. =
Birming CHAM Age-Herald.
Wood County reporter. [volume] (Grand Rapids [i.e. Wisconsin Rapids], Wis.) 1857-1923, 1914-06-25
Envy,

Il hear that the Aliens are sepa-
rated" said Mrs. Arnold to her hus-
band
eyes," replied Mr.. Arnold, land
after the separation he sent her a
legal document giving her control of
their child
"Oh, James," said the wife, with a
sigh, 81 wish we could get a docu-
ment that would give US control Of
our children!"- Lippincott's.
Wood County reporter. [volume] (Grand Rapids [i.e. Wisconsin Rapids], Wis.) 1857-1923, 1914-06-25
The Geometry of Il

How are you going to square your
self with the voters out at home?
I'm not going to square myself"
replied Senator Sorghum. Il am SIM
ply going to round EN- up"
Wood County reporter. [volume] (Grand Rapids [i.e. Wisconsin Rapids], Wis.) 1857-1923, 1914-06-25
His Idea.

q wonder who it was who Invented
the automobile?" said the man at the
gate.
Well" replied the farmer, who had
lost a lot Of chickens that month, Il
should say the automobile was an in
yention of the devil.
Wood County reporter. [volume] (Grand Rapids [i.e. Wisconsin Rapids], Wis.) 1857-1923, 1914-06-25
FOUND BROTHER AT LAST,

Beggar-Kind sir, could you help brother
Mason, Odd Fellow, Elk Moose, Eagle, Owl or
Forester?
Passerby-I belong to none of them
Beggar-Ah, den, could you help fellow
Methodist, Baptist, Catholic, Episcopal or Pres,
byterian?
Passerby-I belong to none of them
Beggar-Ah, den, shake hands and assist a
Teller Socialist and uplifter in distress
Wood County reporter. [volume] (Grand Rapids [i.e. Wisconsin Rapids], Wis.) 1857-1923, 1914-06-25
The Usual Way.

Don't you remember me-" asked
the man on the street.
mo, do not" was the reply OF the
man addressed.
why, you borrowed five dollars of
me over year ago"
Yes, l said / didn't remember you"
Wood County reporter. [volume] (Grand Rapids [i.e. Wisconsin Rapids], Wis.) 1857-1923, 1914-06-25
Draw the Line

"Genevieye, l notice you like to
write your name on the eggs you
pack"
Yes" admitted the dairymade do
you object?"
mot at ALL said the farmer. "You'
have pretty name. Write it upon all
the eggs you please. But don't set
down any dates. kansas City Jour
nal
Wood County reporter. [volume] (Grand Rapids [i.e. Wisconsin Rapids], Wis.) 1857-1923, 1914-06-25
His MiStake

''She said she would go to the end
Of the world with me-"
''And is that why you are going to
marry herr"
81 suppose So"
Can you afford it?"
1.-TWO can live as cheaply as one
Perhaps so; but two cannot travel
to the end of the world as cheaply as
one. Before you committed yourself
you should have consulted a ticket
agent"
Wood County reporter. [volume] (Grand Rapids [i.e. Wisconsin Rapids], Wis.) 1857-1923, 1914-06-25
DiSappOjnted.

She is certainly mean"
why, what did she do?"
"She asked me if / liked music
with my meals, and when / said that 7
did she started the monograph"
Wood County reporter. [volume] (Grand Rapids [i.e. Wisconsin Rapids], Wis.) 1857-1923, 1914-06-25
MINNEAPOLIS. June 20. 1914.

Wheat-No. 1 hard, 94c; No. l north.
ern, 921ac; No. z northern, Gle.
Corn-No. yellow, 671a@6Sc.
Oats-No. 5 white, 3SQ3S1ac.
Rye-No. 2, $4,000.
Flax-157016014
Wood County reporter. [volume] (Grand Rapids [i.e. Wisconsin Rapids], Wis.) 1857-1923, 1914-06-25
Immune.

IF that man keeps on talking he
will say something he'll be sorry for"
mo fear" replied Miss Cayenne.
He'll never be able to say anything
SO important and interesting even to
himself"
Wood County reporter. [volume] (Grand Rapids [i.e. Wisconsin Rapids], Wis.) 1857-1923, 1914-06-25
His COMPLAINT.

Let me see," said the doctor, as
the patient walked into his Office;
what is your complaint now?
why, your bill is too large" was
the startling reply.
Wood County reporter. [volume] (Grand Rapids [i.e. Wisconsin Rapids], Wis.) 1857-1923, 1914-06-25
Correcti

Tessie Footlights-Men are just like
bells, anyway.
Cattle Calciun-Yes; you've always
ct to pull their legs to get the rings
it OF them Judge.
Wood County reporter. [volume] (Grand Rapids [i.e. Wisconsin Rapids], Wis.) 1857-1923, 1914-06-25
Plenty Of Water.

Bacon-What was your first impress.
sion Of Venice
Egbert-Why, nearly everything ap-
peared to be floating before uy eyes
Wood County reporter. [volume] (Grand Rapids [i.e. Wisconsin Rapids], Wis.) 1857-1923, 1914-06-25
True, Too.

"How busy you are just now at
house-cleaning. And yet your hus-
band told me you were suspending
operations"
$50 we are. We're hanging wall
paper"
Wood County reporter. [volume] (Grand Rapids [i.e. Wisconsin Rapids], Wis.) 1857-1923, 1914-06-25
DAY FAVORS DISPLAY OF
THE RED, WHITE AND BLUE.

Warm weather does not in the least interfere
with the plans of the maid who is ambitious
enough TO entertain a coterie of friends at some
kind of an end-of-the-season festival; and the ap
preaching Independence day holiday admits of
many forms of novelties in decorations and de-
Wood County reporter. [volume] (Grand Rapids [i.e. Wisconsin Rapids], Wis.) 1857-1923, 1914-06-25
Different

Don't look at me as a law-break-
er. 1 assure you, l have the greatest
respect for the bench and bar
Yes, when the bench is a dog show
with a saloon attachment in the rear"
Wood County reporter. [volume] (Grand Rapids [i.e. Wisconsin Rapids], Wis.) 1857-1923, 1914-06-25
FATAL WORDS.

Ever hear from that college chum of yours
who went to Colorado"
'oh, he's dead, poor chap. He may be said to
have talked himself to death"
What do you mean"
He called some Alkali Ike out there a liar"
Wood County reporter. [volume] (Grand Rapids [i.e. Wisconsin Rapids], Wis.) 1857-1923, 1914-06-25
Dual incarceration

Digbs-Was Miss Footlight badly
hurt yesterday IN that auto accident?
Sprigby-Not at all. She appeared
| last night in two parts and that was
all her repertoire called for"
Wood County reporter. [volume] (Grand Rapids [i.e. Wisconsin Rapids], Wis.) 1857-1923, 1914-06-25
TuttfFrutti.

Upon the street 1 see the girl
With heels as high as a gallows;
They're painted like a barber pole
And powdered like marshmallows
Wood County reporter. [volume] (Grand Rapids [i.e. Wisconsin Rapids], Wis.) 1857-1923, 1914-06-25
The Boss Metal Worker,

A dentists ways are very rough,
He keeps you wondering still
To find your mouth is big enough
To hold a rolling MILL
Wood County reporter. [volume] (Grand Rapids [i.e. Wisconsin Rapids], Wis.) 1857-1923, 1914-06-25
Preferred

'T do not like those osculatory
games at private parties, do you?"
NO, I don't like any Of the new
tangled sort. Give me the good old
fashioned Kissing games"
Wood County reporter. [volume] (Grand Rapids [i.e. Wisconsin Rapids], Wis.) 1857-1923, 1914-06-25
Chicago, June 20, 1914.

Chicago, June 20, 1914.
Cattle-Beeves, 7.90Q9.S0; stockers
and feeders, 6.20@S.10; cows and heif-
ers, S.60@S.70: calves, 7O0Q10.25.
Hogs-Light, 8.0Q@S.25; heavy, 7,95
@S.20; rough, 7S0Q795; pigs, 1000
IT'S.