The mirror. (Stillwater, Minn.) 1894-1925, 1914-07-09
Fl endennis' Chat.


On Things Material, material Humorous and Otherwise
The fault with of the correspondence school
that the do not always correspond with the advertise
ments
Newcon-Why do they weigh and measure so care
WeguyYou mutt! that is done so they can find out if
the sheriff brought you all here
The resubmsson of the idea of govern
ment to the the result of the of adj
mnstaton in the commission of municipal rule
Now the theory of Longevity Of course the
germ responsible for nctg the trials troubles upon
covered isolated trapped labeled bottled and safely secured
The germ found in buttermk and let all hope that
nancer monopoly the Of supply and thus
deprive of to live the opening of the
twenty first century.
The altrusc philosophy of those who cherish the idea of
UNIV @ received distressing blow when the powers
Commercaized effort in the sphere of atrusm de-
possible the @ Ge % @
their future battles with the out of the
Harvest Time Again
Across the stubbe clicking, ringing,
Comes the binders busy singing
Shockers follow steadily working;
Ills no time for idle shirkng
Rows and rows of sheaves the field aigning-
Men, horses machines, their effort combining.
All the seasons weary worries ended
Crop in shock troubles nearly mended.
Pessimistic fellows to wall and whine
Harvest time again! Optimistic sunshine
The scientists have attacked the reputation of Noah They
Noah of causing the fall of and that all the
facts are inscribed stone tablet recently dug in the
But that will do, for Noah the only head of
Noah was the first advocate of dry town. and regard
less Of the contention Of the scientists it safe that the
downfall of came from things which and wet
Let the antquarans back to Nippur and dig
instead of Votes for Women the would have cpuaed
months ago.
Applicant for pills doctor, have pain right in here"
DIR. Long, sorry, but 1 looking for inside
job this fine weather"
The Fedeals tasted the bitter dreg Of defeat zcaeas
Villa has ordered three carloads candy make sweet the
tory of the rebels.
Crcsng fellow because makes mistakes does
not prove that you can do the work as we'll or better
The other fellows angle vision has not the slant
view points, 40 not blame him he things little
different.
Habtualy doing good to others sometimes assist to
acquire good habits if he does others the habit of
doing him good Then he belongs to the class that has
cruit born to it's ranks every minute.
We not favor of the recall Judges we strongly
favor the recall of judicial sentences in particular
by headiners scare head Worlds Gone Mad Just 50 the
people remain reasonably sane let 60
mad her rip and snort the beating her flying
through space anyway
You always tell when story writer is telling the
truth Kpling who besides being writer of stories is
author and also somewhat of poet said he took his recent
cation Egypt he wished the Apparently
the fails quite frequently penetrate the English fog and
because of the lack of genial sunshine there has
England sect of sun worshippers There
there being worshppers England Recently
press dispatches that thousand worshppers
gagged freefora fight at Stonehenge when the different
clans of the fought for the the ancient affairs of the
Druids.
The ancient Druids have been of having been
idOatOrshav been sandeed times by the das
Yet witness this age of progressive thought Kpng
Of the leading of letters of time going to Egypt to
the informed through the that two thousand
people fought chance worship the the old affairs