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Baraboo weekly news. [volume] (Baraboo, Wis.) 1912-197?, 1914-04-09

"Spring weather this week.. Yes
Weather Bureaus likely to spring sny
kind of weather on US.
Baraboo weekly news. [volume] (Baraboo, Wis.) 1912-197?, 1914-04-09

How funny our language is. Some
mighty ''small" men are running AZ
a'Iarge."
Baraboo weekly news. [volume] (Baraboo, Wis.) 1912-197?, 1914-04-09

They claim that eugenic marriage
will be safety match, Int we are not
sure about it.
Baraboo weekly news. [volume] (Baraboo, Wis.) 1912-197?, 1914-04-09

"To Bring up Mexico. 1t does
ssem as if iE never had much bringing
up.
Baraboo weekly news. [volume] (Baraboo, Wis.) 1912-197?, 1914-04-09

G,NV is just as trying and
important as your own
and perhaps more tedious-but
is her strength as great?
Women who are nervous and
fretful and easily fatigued prompt
ly gain strength and natural en-
ergy by taking SCOTS Emulsion
aftermeals because it is essentially
nourishment-not drug that
stupefes or alcohol that stimulates
there is pure, rich medical
nourishment in every drop which
nature appropriates to enrich the
bio cd and upbuild the latent
forces of the body.
Probably nothing Is more popular
with physicians for just such con-
ditions than SCOTS Emulsion.
Avoid substitutes called "wines''.
extracts or active principles''--
they are not cod liver oil.
Insist on the genuine Scott's
ATANv DRUG STORE 1884
Baraboo weekly news. [volume] (Baraboo, Wis.) 1912-197?, 1914-04-09

You can get anything you want
fxom the old farm n Nv by parcel post.
Baraboo weekly news. [volume] (Baraboo, Wis.) 1912-197?, 1914-04-09

English BISHOPS have decided to
retain the word ''obey" in the mar
mage service-as if it made any diff
Fnnan
Baraboo weekly news. [volume] (Baraboo, Wis.) 1912-197?, 1914-04-09

Ye who have gardens to dig pre-
pare TO dig them now.
Baraboo weekly news. [volume] (Baraboo, Wis.) 1912-197?, 1914-04-09

All roads lead to the baseball prac-
Elce lots.
Baraboo weekly news. [volume] (Baraboo, Wis.) 1912-197?, 1914-04-09

All horsemen know that q horst
that interferes-that is, hits the ankle
# enc foot with the shoe of the Other
,foot-suffers greatly. While hu
man being with the same habit ma,
DOT suffer much physically, yet he il
likely to be sensitive about it.
Bion Talmage had this unfortunate
nabit. AS Caleb Peaslee remarked
upon one occa ion, "Bion sounds more
ike procession than he does like or e
man walking" And Indeed, when
yon listened to the sturdy thumps of
mis- shoess and the entirely different
ounds made when he hit his ankles,
Caleb did not seem so far wrong, eaftt1
all.
Among his reighhors these CON-
ments did netrankle. but when Bion
was crossing Kenduskesg Bridge, in
Bangor, and an idIer saw fit to re-
mark upon his popularity, Blon IS re-
sentiment was swift-and pointed.
Bion had passed the er,-clump-
shackety! OBSERVATION-DISCLOSURES
the latter called after him:
"Say, mister, you interfere little,
don't you?"
Bion turned, and fixed his question.
er with an agate eye.
mot with other ssfolks's business I
iont," he returned succlnctly.- The
Youths Companion.
Baraboo weekly news. [volume] (Baraboo, Wis.) 1912-197?, 1914-04-09

Find outlook for big crop prospects.
Baraboo weekly news. [volume] (Baraboo, Wis.) 1912-197?, 1914-04-09

A Kansas man was once esked to
talk TO the children of q Sunday
school on the subject Of temperance
He is very earnest in the eau used 0
wears bit of blue ribbon as a badge
Of is principles. Rising before The
school he pointed to his bit of blue
ribbon and said: "Now, can any one
of you children give me reason why
am not a drunkaro?" There wat
no reply for moment; then q child.
lsh little voice in the rear of the room
piped out, "Cause this is a prohibit
Llon town."
Baraboo weekly news. [volume] (Baraboo, Wis.) 1912-197?, 1914-04-09

THURSDAY, APRIL. 9, 1914.
The Tucumcari news and Tucumcari times. [volume] (Tucumcari, N.M.) 1907-1921, 1914-01-14
GAVE LESSON IN REVERENCE
Small Boys Stern Rebuke to Bishop
Whom He Suspected Of Harbor.
ing Thoughts Of Barter.

Bishop Thornton. when I'm Ballarat,
was walking onc fine sunday morning
with his favoritc dog. "A very in,olli.
gent retriever. The dog was perform.
ing all sorts OF tricks; jumping over
his masters stick. retrieving ii from
the water. and SO on.
The bishop was aware Of the wide.
eyed Interest Of a small boy. who, with
his nurse, was walking on the shore OF
the lake. The bishop recognized In
him the son'of a neighbor with whom
he was on the best OF terms. although
the noighbor was n leading light OF
Nonconformity In the city.
To amuse this boy the bishop put
the dog through the whole category
of his tricks. and then said: Now.
isn't that n nice dog; and wouldn't
you like to have one like him." TO
which the small boy replied stornly.
Sir, ! think you forgot what day this
IL .'-London Daily Citizen.
The Tucumcari news and Tucumcari times. [volume] (Tucumcari, N.M.) 1907-1921, 1914-01-14
Individual Clock.

A gentleman In a club In Grand
Rapids, Mich, formed the hopeless
and harmless habit OF taking too much
to drink Alphabetically speaking-be-
fore he went home every evening,
says the Popular Magazine.
How does he know what time TO
20 home" asked Il stranger In the
club Que night.
ITS this way" exclaimed a mem.
Der lie goes TO the head OF thar
long flight OF stairs leading to the
street. II he falls down them, he
knows it's time To go home"
The Tucumcari news and Tucumcari times. [volume] (Tucumcari, N.M.) 1907-1921, 1914-01-14
Best Laxative
For Women

Ladies', give little chocolate coated HOT
SPRINGS LIVER BUTTONS IA chance
tn drive out constipation forever They
never fail. They are 30 wonderfully
good, safe and gentle that the famous
physicians In Hot Springs, Ark. pre-.
scribe them regularly,
They speedily put tie liver, stomach
and bowels In the finest OF condition,
drive out the decomposed matter, and
purify the blood.
Thousands upon thousands use them
Tor headache, nervousness, lack of appe.
lite, and that lack Of ambition feeling.
They are great for clearing the complex.
gists sell HOT SPRINGS LIVER BUT.
TONS on money back II not satisfied
plan for % cents. For free sample write
Hot Springs Chemical Co, Hot Springa
Ark.
The Tucumcari news and Tucumcari times. [volume] (Tucumcari, N.M.) 1907-1921, 1914-01-14
SELF DELuSiON.
Many People Deceived by Coffee.

We like 10 defend our induigencies
and habits even though we may DO
convinced of their actual harmfulness.
A man can convince himself that
whiskey Is good for him on O cold
morning, or beer on a hot summer day
when he wants the whiskey or beer.
It's the same with coffee. Thou.
sands OF people suffer headache and
nervousness year after year but try to
fersuade themselves the cause Is not
'coffee-because they like coffee.
"While yet n child | commenced
using coffee and continued IT," writes
q Wis. man, until | was a regular
coffee fiend. | drank It every morning
and In consequence had a binding
headache nearly every afternoon.
MY folks thought II was coffee that
allied me, but ! liked II and would not
admit IL was the cause of my trouble,
so | stuck to coffee and the headaches
stuck to me-.
Finally. the folks stopped buying
coffee and brought home some Postum.
They made It right directions OH
pkg and told me to see what differ.
ence II would make with my head, and
aduring that first week on Postum my
SJld aflictlon did not bother me once.
From that day to this we have used
nothing but Postum In place OF coffee
headaches are a thing OF the past
and the whole family is in fine health"
Postum looks good. smells good.
eastes good, IL good. and does good to
the whole body"
Name given by Postum Co., Battle
Creek. Mich, Read THE Road to Well.
Vile" in pkgs.
Postum now comes In two forms:
Regular Postum-must DO we'll
boiled.
Instant P~ostum-is n soluble pow
der. A t%easpoonfui cissolves quickly
IN a cup OF hot water aud, with cream
nAd sugar, makes n delicious beverage
Inktantly. Grocers sell both kinds.
There's a Reason" for Postum.
The Tucumcari news and Tucumcari times. [volume] (Tucumcari, N.M.) 1907-1921, 1914-01-14
Attack on Dry FARMING.

Dry farming is being pretty heavily
attacked In the eastern papers and
many who have gone back 10 the
states report failure. The rear OF an
army In a poor place to get informa.
ton In regard to a forward movement.
There IL just n way to learn the
truth about dry farming. and that is to
visit the country where men are doing
the work and see whether the propo.
sition suits one, both AZ TO production
mr. It's cost
The Tucumcari news and Tucumcari times. [volume] (Tucumcari, N.M.) 1907-1921, 1914-01-14
"QrY EArminQ."

DRY farming" Is n word used by
agricultural colleges and scientists TO
distinguish the new system of farm
ing from that used In the rain belt and
irrigated districts. More than 90 per
cent, OF the farm lands IN the entire
world get an annual rainfall OF less
than 90 inches. Even where the rain
fall Is greater than that the worst
fear OF the farmer is periodical
drought, which wlthers the crops In
the growing season. A special sys.
TEN OF soil tillage In order TO hold the
annual rainfall for the use of these
growing crops and to prevent evapo.
ration Is needed In all these districts.
an the dry-farming congress was
brought into existence for the purpose
OF working out this problem and find.
ing the remedy.
The Tucumcari news and Tucumcari times. [volume] (Tucumcari, N.M.) 1907-1921, 1914-01-14
Evolution OF Billiards,

The development OF the billiard IA.
BILE has been interesting, In those
far back days when billiards cen first
TO have become an indoor game, "A bill.
Hard table was about the size OF "a
big room The average table was 30
feet long and Is feet wide. The size
was gradually and irregulariy de.
creased, until the present standard
carom table was introduced at Z bill.
Hard tournament held in Samson hall.
Philadelphia. In 1864
The Tucumcari news and Tucumcari times. [volume] (Tucumcari, N.M.) 1907-1921, 1914-01-14

Pills cured me OF that and the Kidney
Trouble. | take podd's Kidney Pills
now to keep from having Backache. I
am II years old and a farmer. You are
at liberty to publish this testimonial.
and you may s my picture In con-
nection with IT," Correspond with Mr..
Smith about this wonderful remedy.
oodd's Kidney Pills. soc. per box at
your dealer or podd's Medicine Co.
Buffalo, N. Y. Write for Household
Hints. also music OF National Anthem
English and German words) and reel.
pes for dainty dishes. All 3 sent free.
ADV.
The Tucumcari news and Tucumcari times. [volume] (Tucumcari, N.M.) 1907-1921, 1914-01-14
Pleas for Patriotism.

"You should be patriotic and con.
tribute your valuable services to your
country without thought of pecuniary
reward"
IL will" replied the official; lust
rs o o as a whole lot of people get
patriotic enough TO quit sending their
bills TO me-"
The Tucumcari news and Tucumcari times. [volume] (Tucumcari, N.M.) 1907-1921, 1914-01-14
Curiosity.

Maud Why didn't You protect your.
self when Jack kissed you?
Betty-Why, at FIRST was speech.
less, and then ! thought ! would see
how many times the impudent fellow
would dare 4 do Il.
The Tucumcari news and Tucumcari times. [volume] (Tucumcari, N.M.) 1907-1921, 1914-01-14

not think | would be
alive today IL II
were not for Oodd's
dney Pulls. |
strained my back
about forty years
ago. which left II
very weak. was
troubled with infam.
nation of the blad.
The Tucumcari news and Tucumcari times. [volume] (Tucumcari, N.M.) 1907-1921, 1914-01-14

You might as we'll give the devil his
> due. He gets up pretty early in the
morning. anyhow.
The Tucumcari news and Tucumcari times. [volume] (Tucumcari, N.M.) 1907-1921, 1914-01-14
ODD Expressions.

There is one thing which I cannot
understand
What IL that?"
why h~igh-colored versions OF the
truth are called white lies"
The Tucumcari news and Tucumcari times. [volume] (Tucumcari, N.M.) 1907-1921, 1914-01-14
A GRATEFUL OLD MAN.

Mr.. w. d. Smith, Ethel. Ky. writes.
= have been using oodd's Kidney Pills
for ten or twelve years and they have
done me a great deal OF good. do
The Tucumcari news and Tucumcari times. [volume] (Tucumcari, N.M.) 1907-1921, 1914-01-14
" 's an Epidemic Catarrhal Fevsu
Caused by a Bacillus that oener.
ally Leaves the Patient Weak
After tho Acute Stage
Has Passed.

grip Patients Grateful 20 peruna, the
Espeetorsnt Tonic.
DO not make the error OF regarding
"Trip as an exaggerated cold. There
IL a big difference between the two.
Grip ~ an epidemic disease that pol
sons the vital organs. When n per-
son "A grip. the air passages are
alive with millions OF baclili poison-
Ing the blood. The infected person
feels tired aud exhausted.
Peruns 10 a Tonic Laxative.
II requires n good tonic laxative ,o
keep the body OF tho patient as strong
as possible to countcract the effect OF
the poisons created by the grip bacll-
lus. An cxpectorant tonic with some
laxative qualities Is the safest REM
edy. Such IL peruna. Beware es-
pecially Of coal tar powders or tablets
because they lessen the vitality of tho
patieat.
There * no specific for the grip.
Peruna has been used with good
euccess In former grip c%pidcmIcs. In
Jications point to the return OF grip
this winter.
DO not fail TO read tho experience
OF former Strip patients with Pcruna.
Mrs. Gentry Gates. 1919 First Ave.
East Lake. Ala, writes: IL had n
bad cnsc OF grip. ! tried peruna and
IL cured me. l can safely say 1t is a
fine medicine"
Mrs. Charles r. Wells. ST.. gao
South St. Delaware. Ohio, wrltes:
AFTER a severe attack of In grippe I
took Peruna II found II q good
tonic"
ASK Your Druggist for Free Peruna
Lucky Day Almanac for 1914.
The Tucumcari news and Tucumcari times. [volume] (Tucumcari, N.M.) 1907-1921, 1914-01-14

Red Cross Ball Blue gives double value for
your moBry, goes twice a. far ns any other.
Don't put your money into any other. Adv.
The Tucumcari news and Tucumcari times. [volume] (Tucumcari, N.M.) 1907-1921, 1914-01-14
is EPILEPSY CONQUERED?
New Jersey Physician Said 10 Have
Many Cures to His Credit.

Many Cures to His Credit.
Red Bank. n. J.. especially -Advices
from every direction fully confirm
previous reports that m remarkable
treatment for epilepsy being admin.
istered by DIR. Perkins of this city, is
achieving wonderful results. Old and
stubborn cases have been greatly
benefited and many patients claim to
have been entirely cured.
Persons suffering from epilepsy
should write at once 10 DR.. II. w.
Perkins. Branch 40. Red Bank, N. j..
for a supply OF the remedy which 10
being distributed gratuitously.-Adv.
The Tucumcari news and Tucumcari times. [volume] (Tucumcari, N.M.) 1907-1921, 1914-01-14

The hen that cackles loudest doesn't
always lay the biggest egg.
The Tucumcari news and Tucumcari times. [volume] (Tucumcari, N.M.) 1907-1921, 1914-01-14

Extremes meet, but they don't al.
ways speak az they pass by.
The Tucumcari news and Tucumcari times. [volume] (Tucumcari, N.M.) 1907-1921, 1914-01-14

The less a a knows the more ad.
vice he distributes.
The Tucumcari news and Tucumcari times. [volume] (Tucumcari, N.M.) 1907-1921, 1914-01-14

Sooner or later a mans illusions de.
velop into experience,
The Tucumcari news and Tucumcari times. [volume] (Tucumcari, N.M.) 1907-1921, 1914-01-14

Mamma, why did you marry papa
80 you've begun to wonder tool
Louisville Courier-Journal.
The day book. [volume] (Chicago, Ill.) 1911-1917, 1914-07-03
are among the victims of premature
Fourth of July celebrations today in
Philadelphia hospitals.
CHAMBERLAIN, NOTED BRITISH
FIGURE, DEAD

London, July 3.-The Right Hon.
orable Joseph Chamberlain, for many
years the most commanding figure in
British national and international
politics, died last night.
He was born in 1886 in the city Of
Birmingham, which for many years
he held, politically, in the hollow Of
his hand. All the seven parliament
airy seats of the great manufacturing
city are held by Chamberlain NOM
inees and a politician he opposed was
simply wasting time when he made
the race for parliament.
The day book. [volume] (Chicago, Ill.) 1911-1917, 1914-07-03
POLITICAL DOPE

Marvin A. Farr, real estate man,
will be Deneen's candidate for presi-
dent of county board.
Judge Scully turned down H.-H. Of
fer to be candidate for county Judge.
Will continue in race for county
Judge.
John Traeger for shelf, John ].
Bradley for treasurer, Chris McGurn
for clerk and Peter Reinberg for
president of board looks like H.-H
county ticket.
Judge Better will be anti-Deneen
candidate for county Judge. -
Peter H. Kane, Republican candi-
date for states representative, 18th
district.
The day book. [volume] (Chicago, Ill.) 1911-1917, 1914-07-03
VEGETARLE LORE

Be like the cabbage get head
Though on small celery;
Just manifest an onions strength
And climb adversely.
Lettuce all be up and doing;
Things don't turnip when we wait
If we use a little pepper
We can beet decree of fate.
Be as patient as wormwood;
: Try to cast dull caraway;
And some thyme you'll see the radish
Dawning Of a brighter day.
The day book. [volume] (Chicago, Ill.) 1911-1917, 1914-07-03

I'd and lifted the erstwhile mailman
from the machine.
If Lieutenant John C. Porte accom-
plishes his fight, it will not be the
triumph Of machinery, not the tri-
umph Of skill nor daring, but the tri-
umph of bitter determination and I'M
failing will-the will NOT TO
SLEEP, in spite of sound-drugging
and in spite of fatigue!
The day book. [volume] (Chicago, Ill.) 1911-1917, 1914-07-03
DEATH. FAILS TO BREAK THE
ROYALTY DISTINCTIONS

Vienna, July 3.-Even Death the
Leveller today proved powerless to
break the iron rank distinctions of
the Austrian court. The royal birth
of Archduke Franz Ferdinand was
emphasized over that of the Countess
Hohenberg, his morganatic wife, as
the bodies of the two victims of as
sassin's bullets lay in state here in
the little chapel of the royal palace
of the Hofburg.
High on black catafalques, the
caskets of the dead heir to the Haps-
burg throne and his wife lowered in
the little chapel.
But the archduke's body lay in a
golden coffin, while that of his Hfe's
partner was silver gray. And the re-
mains Of royalty were raised one
step higher than those of the woman
who gave him her love and life, who
bore his children and whose hands
stanched the blood which poured
forth to the shot of the assassin
while her own life ebbed to another
leaden call.
While his dead heir lay still in the
Hofburg palace, Francis Joseph, the
aged emperor, was being attended by
physicians in his beautiful palace at |
Schoenbrunn. He was reported in a
very weak condition.
Ac 1reIu 1r- tNIS> A AIR roIInr,,
The day book. [volume] (Chicago, Ill.) 1911-1917, 1914-07-03
ASA RESULT OF INSANE FOURTH
OF JULY DOINGS

Philadelphia, July 3.-John Evans,
Is, and David Parson, IS, shot in the
legs; Martin Huber, 5, probably blind
ed in one eye, and Richard Coleman,
16, disfigured for life by a cannon
cracker which exploded in his face,
The Twin Falls times. [volume] (Twin Falls, Idaho) 1905-1916, 1914-11-13
TRYING SEASONS FOR COWS
Something Required to Take Place Of
Pastures During Latter Part Of
Summer and Early Fall.

One of the most trying seasons of
the year for the dairy COW is the lat
ter part of the summer and early fall.
At this season the pastures are often
short or dried up, and in such cases 1t
is common mistake of dairymen to
let their COWS drop off in flow of milk
through lack of feed Later they find
it impossible to restore the milk flow
no matter how the cows are fed Good
dairy practise demands that the milk
flow be maintained at high level all
the time from parturition to drying off
1t becomes necessary, therefore, to
supply some feed to take the place of
'the grass. The easiest way to do this
is by means Of silage. Silage is cheap
er and decidedly more convenient to
use than soiling crops.
The amount of feed will depend
upon the condition of the pastures,
varying all the way from ten pounds to
full winter feed of 40 pounds. It
should be remembered in this connec-
ton that silage contains low per-
centage OF protein, SO that the greater
the amount of silage fed the greater
must be the amount of protein in the
supplementary feeds to balance the n,
ton.
The Twin Falls times. [volume] (Twin Falls, Idaho) 1905-1916, 1914-11-13
Announcements
the Public

Having taken the implement business of
MlIler Dean and having added complete stock
Of shelf and heavy hardware in addi tion to the
fulI line of impl ements always carried by the
retiring firm, we announce that we are now in
a posi- tlon to care for the wants Of every
rancher, every bui lder and every household in
the Twin Falls country in the lines above quoted
We believe that we can give the public better
values at lower prices than they have ever OBJ
tanned in this county.
The new firm wi be known as the Idaho Hard
ware lmpI ement Company and wi IL be composed
OF Messrs. Miller and Dean of the old firm and
Mr.. W. B. Son, who brings to the business ex-
perlence obtained through eighteen years of
commercial selling of these lines in the east
Mr.. Son can be said to know the business from
the top to bottom and will be able to give the
patrons the benefit Of his buying ability cou-
pied with the knowledge Of values.
BESIDES the usual implement and hardware
lines the new company has added harness and all
kinds of saddlery.
1t will be the policy Of the to han
die only first-class goods at all times and to
fd1ni sh its patrons cheap goods but only
the best at living pri ces which will make salts
fled and permanent customers.
IDAHO HARDWARE AND IMPLEMENT COMPANY
The Twin Falls times. [volume] (Twin Falls, Idaho) 1905-1916, 1914-11-13

GIVE COWS FEED REGULARLY
OF Great Importance That strict
Regularity Be Observed In Both
Feeding and Milking.

(By T. l.. HACKER. Dairy and Animal
Husbahdman. University Farm. St.
Paul. Mimi !
1t is of great Importance that strict
regularity should be observed, both I'M
feeding and in milking, in order to Sc
cure the greatest degree OF contents
ment In the herd. If cows are fed at
stated intervals, they will not worry
for food until the time for feeding ar,
rives. II 1t Is then given to them in
proper quantity, they will eat and lie
down, chew the cud and sleep or rest
contendedly until time for anothr
feed. First give the grain mixture,
and milk the cows while they are eat
Ing 1t. This routine is recommended
because, with some COWS, the milk
comes more freely while they are eat,
ing that portion Of their ration which
has the most relish. Cured roughagd
should be fed after milking because it
fills the air in the barn with dust.
Succulent feed, like silage and roots
should also be fed after milking, be-
cause Of the odor that 1t gives Feed
ing twice a day will bring better re-
turns than more frequent and waste,
ful feeding. Give half the concen1
trates and half the roughage in the
morning. and half in the evening.
Cows will soon become accustomed to-
this routine. In the winter they;
should be allowed to spend the day
In the stall, and for two or three
hours about midday they should not
be disturbed. Turning them out into
the yard, or giving them access to q
straw-stack or field Of corn stalks
Will cause them to shrink in milk, no
matter how much or how well they
may be fed in the morning and eve
ming. No more feed should be given
them than they will eat up The
managers should be absolutely clean
and free from any feed during the
day and night