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The Lynden tribune. [volume] (Lynden, Wash.) 1908-current, 1914-07-02
SECTION ".
Use of Water.

No person supplied with water from
the city mains will be entitled to use
il for any purposes other than those
stated in the application or to supply
in any way other persons or families
lies.
The Lynden tribune. [volume] (Lynden, Wash.) 1908-current, 1914-07-02

water of offender and forfeit all paw.
ments that have been made for the
same. When the water has been
turned off for violation of the rules
the Water Superintendent may with
hold it until all dues and penalties
have been paid, and the further sum
of One Dollar ($1.00).
SECTION XII.
The right is reserved to the Town
to amend or add to these rules and
regulations or to change water rates
as experience may show to be neces-
sary or expedient
SECTION XIII.
This ordinance shall be in force
and effect from and after its passage
by the Council, approved by the May
or, and publication in the Lynden
Tribune.
SECTION XLIII.
All ordinances or parts of ordi.
nances that conflict with this ordi-
nance are hereby repealed.
Passed by the Council this 9th day
of June, 1914.
Approved by me this 9th day of
June, 1914.
p. A. CAKES,
Attest: Mayor.
CHAS. B. SAMPLEY,
Town Clerk.
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For other uses or businesses not
herein mentioned, charge shall be
made by special rate or by COMPARE
tive meter rate, as ordered by the
water board
SECTION XXXVIII.
In all cases wherein by these rules
any discretion is vested in the water
superintendent, such discretion shall
be subject to the control of the Water
Board.
SECTION XXXIX.
1t shall be the duty of the employees
of the police and fire departments of
the Town of Lynden to give vigilant
aid to the city water department in
the enforcement of it's rules and regu-
lations, and to this end they shall re-
port all violations thereof which
come to their knowledge to the Office
of the Water Superintendent.
SECTION XII.
For each and every violation of the
rules and regulations established by
this ordinance. the offending party
shall be subject to a fine of not less
than Five Dollars $500 nor more
than Fifty Dollars (s50.00 for the ben
eft of the water fund. When the of
Tense is one that relates to plumbing,
water rents, leakage or other illegal
use or waste of water, the Water Su-
perintendent may stop the supply of
The Lynden tribune. [volume] (Lynden, Wash.) 1908-current, 1914-07-02

Hereafter the service pipes must be
40 arranged that the supply OF eech
separate house or premises may De
controlled by a separate stop cock
placed within and near the line OF the
street curb and one person. company
or association must pay for all the
water used through said service lot
his or their own use or for the use OF
others to whom it may be accessible.
OECTION VII
The Lynden tribune. [volume] (Lynden, Wash.) 1908-current, 1914-07-02
Blacksmith Shops.

Blacksmith Shops.
one fire in addition to water
Building Purposes.
For plastering. per 100 yards -. %
For each one thousand (l000)
brick laid, including water for
lime Is
Wett1ng each barrel of cement Ia
Butcher Shops and Meat Markets.
In addition to-water closets. 1.25
Cows.
For each COW supplied by house
service -.-.---.-...-......-........- Is
Diaries.
rion eoc 10 300
Or by meter.
Earthwork.
Settling earth, each 100 cubic
yards LIS
Family Rates.
Eight persons, or less, with
water closet. Bath additional 1.25
Each additional person.............. 10
Foundries.
$o.oO 10 ................... 700
Or by meter.
Irrisatino Purposes.
water shall be used for irrigat-
ing purposes only on premises
where there is a house, build
ing or stable, which is paid for
at the usual rate. Note-15,5OO
superficial feet may be irri-
gated by paying IS cents per
month additional.
Each additional 5000 superficial
feet over 1880 ................... 20
Green Houses.
$l.25 to $50
Horses or Mules.
In private stables where SUD-
piled by house service or city
water trough, per animal -. Is
Hotels, Boarding Houses, Lod1.
ing Houses, Business BIks.
FER room ...................-............ 20
Baths. closets and urinals add.
tional.
Or by meter.
Hydraulic Elevators.
By meter only.
Ice Cream Saloons.
In addition to water closets. LIS
laundries Operated by Steam.
500 to ....-................. II on
Or by meter.
Hand Laundries.
" -----.--'----------.-'-.-....--.- 2.50
UT by meter.
Lawn Fountains.
Lunch Counters and Oyster Stands
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$4,000 cubic
All over 100000 cubic feet, soc 1000 feet " ~ wv
The Lynden tribune. [volume] (Lynden, Wash.) 1908-current, 1914-07-02
stop and Waste.

(Plumbers TAKE NOtiCeJ
within the property line a stop anu
waste cock, protected from frost, mus.
I'm ali cases be placed. by means OF
which service pipes on the property
NAV be drained during freezing
weather. Additional stops and waste
cocks shall be placed in says ana
bends in the pipe. when 1t cannot oth-
cruise be drained. The superinten-
dant shall refuse to turn on the water
until the provisions of this section are
compiled with,
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Size Of Nozzle Permitted

Water used for sprinkling or irrigat-
ing or for hosing windows. woodwork,
porches, steps, or walks. from any SER
vice not connected with a meter and
delivered through a hose must be de-
livered through a nozzle or other de-
vice, the orifice of which is in no case
greater than one-fourth Q-4) of an
inch in diameter, and no hose having
The Lynden tribune. [volume] (Lynden, Wash.) 1908-current, 1914-07-02
SECTION XIII.
Owner ResponsibIe for Tenan'

O"HS' nSsPouetp'e 'oT tSH~he
All accounts for water shall be kept
in the name of the owner of the prop
erty. and not in the name of the
tenant; and the owner only or his
legally authorized agent, shall be held
responsible for water rates; provided
that persons holding under written
lease may be supplied on their own ac-
count, where it is impractieable to
keep the account in the name of the
owner.
The Lynden tribune. [volume] (Lynden, Wash.) 1908-current, 1914-07-02

Should the applicant or occupant OF
the premises desire an additional scr
wee or fixture or to apply the water
. for purpose not stated in the origl-
hal application, new application
must be made and a permit obtained
at the office Of the Water Superinten'
dent. When additional fixtures are
added and not reported the same snail
be charged at double the rate for such
time said fixture is in use. in addition
to a fine of $500.
Metropolis weekly gazette. (Metropolis, Ill.) 1???-19??, 1914-10-16
W. N. u, ST. LOUIS. NO. 4o-tst4
WHY SOLDIERS "GLAD RAGS
Old kaspar's Remark Seems to Pretty
Well Cover the Modern Idea
40 to Warfare.

Old Kaspar's work was done and he
before his cottage door was sitting In
the sun.
oh. pretty, pretty" exclaimed his
little grandchild Wilhelmine. as some
soldiers marched by, going to war.
They're sure pretty assented old
kaspar. knocking the ashes out Of his
pipe.
But" objected Wilhelmine, growing
grave all at once, does not their gay
apparel make them easy marks for the
enemy's shot? Would not soberer
habiliments lessen the slaughter In
battie?"
Owing to your sex" old Kasper re-
Joined. you don't know much. Can't
you see that these glad rags and shiny
guns serve to stir the patriotic ardor
OF those who stay at home and pay the
taxes? or course. It doesn't matter
how many men are made crows meat
In the front. SO long as the money
keeps coming. soberer habiliments,
indeed"
And old Kasper laughed scornfully.
Metropolis weekly gazette. (Metropolis, Ill.) 1???-19??, 1914-10-16
GOOD MANS ONLY EXCUSE
Simply II 10 This: ~ Have Done My
Best and Accomplished
Nothing"

The deeds OF good men are Ike can
dies blown out with one blast: and he
IL only good who gives all he can. Il
10 not enough 70 give little. he must
give himself; like bird singing In
springtime. Offering its whole body 10
the sun The good man knows that TO
plead the old excuse. Il have done
nothing" IL 10 plead guilty to a crime.
Il have done my best and accom-
piished nothing" That he may and
must say: and that man can show a
better record upon earth than he who
has done much: for the world loves a
villain and desplses the victims. Alex
ander and Napoleon live forever but
who thinks OF those they slaughtered
The philosophy Of men and deeds
may be summed up In one sentence;
They whom the world can understand
are great. they whom the world can
not understand are rogues until they
die. The maid OF Domremy was a
witch while she lived. Socrates was
a corrupter OF morals. Christ was a
hrawier In the temple and ell we're
murdered. Tho shedding Of blood is
the one act that the world does I'M
derstand. therefore the title Great Is
given to those who have shed the
most. But the good men. the So
crates who sheds light upon human
folly. the little father Of the birds
and flowers. the chaplain OF lazar-
island. who gives the title Great 10
these7 They cannot live until they
are dead; not until their bones have
persisted are they loved and then with
the wondering kindness of pity. of In
difference. Granite" by John
Treyena.
Metropolis weekly gazette. (Metropolis, Ill.) 1???-19??, 1914-10-16
ECZEMA ON CHlLD'S BODY

$40 High St., Oshkosh, Wis.-"When
about two months old my nephew had
sores break out on different parts of
his body. The trouble first began as
a rash which itched so at night some
one always held his hands, even while
sleeping, as at the least scratching 1t
would run together and form scabs.
His night-clothes had to have mittens
on them or the scabs would be raw
and bleeding by morning. His cloth
ing or the least friction irritated the
trouble. His face and scalp were COW
cred. They called it eczema.
I'VE tried different treatments but
none cured him. At three years old
we commenced the use of Cuticura
Soap and Ointment. 1t took nearly a
year to effect complete cure and he
never had anything like it since"
tSigned) Mrs. F. Scofield. Mar 81.
1914.
Cuticura Soap and Ointment sold
throughout the world. Sample OF each
free. With 32-p. Skin Book. Address post,
card "Cuticura, Dept. L. Boston. ADV.
Metropolis weekly gazette. (Metropolis, Ill.) 1???-19??, 1914-10-16
SHREWD TRICK SAVED BANK
Cashiers Hot SovereIgns Convince6
Depostors That Their Savings
Were Not In Danger.

Many years ago, in consequence OK
a commercial panic. there was a ser
we're run on bank fin South Wales
and the small farmers jostled each
other in crowds to draw out their
money. Things were Rapidly going
from bad to worse. when the bank
manager, in flt of desperation, sud
denly bethought him OF an sexpedient.
BY his direction clerk, having heat
ed some sovereigns in a frying PAM
paid them over the counter 10 an anx~
ious applicant. why, they are quite
hotl" said the latter as he took them
up. "Of course" was the reply. What
else could you expect? They are only
just out of the mold. We are coming.
them by hundreds as fast as We can"
Coming theml' thought the simple
agriculturist; then there rs no fear
of the money running shorts" With
this their confidence revived. the paniO'
abated, and the bank was enabled to
weather the storm.
Metropolis weekly gazette. (Metropolis, Ill.) 1???-19??, 1914-10-16

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Metropolis weekly gazette. (Metropolis, Ill.) 1???-19??, 1914-10-16
QUITE AN ORIGINAL THOUGHT
Poet Niue, BE Given Credit for Work.
Ing Out Of IN ldsa - 70 coiorIna
OF Hair.

A New York poet was fzvoring a
friend with few of his latest verses.
They were descriptive of a beautiful
girl. The poet read;
Her hair was massed in flowing
curls,
The color Of whisper"
This made the listener sit up.
What's that" he said. Read that
again"
i thought you would say something
about that" the poet answered. II
don't want to appear egotistical. but
that little phrase gives some scope for
the exercise of the mind
In what way?"
Don't you see," continued the poet,
how beautifully that describes the
shade OF her hair? Every poet speaks
OF golden hair, or raven locks. To be
a success one must be original. II
was nearly golden, and / convey the
impression by means OF that one
word"
The friend looked puzzled.
You have heard" said the poet. pa
tiently. that silence is golden?"
Yes"
We'll, IL silence is golden. what
would whisper be2 1t would be near
ly golden, wouldn't it?"
Metropolis weekly gazette. (Metropolis, Ill.) 1???-19??, 1914-10-16
Extraordinary Reproduction.

The fat worm about half an. inch
long called planaria velata, IL mas
been discovered. reproduces itself In
a most extraordinary manner. When
II grows old its loses it's appetite, It's
colors fade and its movements be-
como slow 1t drops tiny fragment
OF It's tail. then another. still another
and so on. until II has left about half
OF It's body in scattered pieces. Each
detached piece curls up. secretes a
mucus that soon dries and forms q
hard shell. In this condition the
fragments remain throughout the
summer. fall and winter. In the
spring the shells burst and lberate
many minute worms. which eat
voraciously and soon grow to adult
size.
Metropolis weekly gazette. (Metropolis, Ill.) 1???-19??, 1914-10-16
CALLS FoR PITY FOR RICH
Condition of Poor Millionaire Who
Doesn't Know What to Do With
Hls Money.

MY dear. ignorant friend" said
western millionaire to humble New
York hack writer. according to the
New York Sun, you don't know what
you are talking about when you say
you wish you had the money have,
or q similar amount.
Its you that has the advantage
over me by long odds. You can go
anywhere you please at any time you
please. and II you need money. and
you never need q great deal. all you
have to do Is TO take out your pad
and pencil. dash off something read
able, and your income follows at short
notice.
But look at me. l had business
out West that was asked TO go into
a trust and the request was In the
nature of a command which meant
trust or bust, and | went into the
trust. Now | have million and a
half OF the stock and a million In
raw cash. and what In thunder am
to do with it7 The stock is all right.
but what about the cash?
Can you tell me where I can put
that much money where It will be safe
and bring me in a fair return? I've
got 10 have the return, sure. for my
living expenses are over $4,000 a
year. and $4,000 a year on the side
is all have TO meet them with. The
stock ought to pay a dividend, and 1t
very likely VIII, but don't know
that, and do know what my ex-
penses are. SO what am to do with
that idle million?
It's been idle for week now. and
at per cent that means very nearly
$1,000. Add my expenses OF $1,000
a week. and am dropping 100000
year. Is there anything about hack
writing az dlsagreeable as that Do
you think you would be any happier.
or more free from care. II you had my
money! Maybe you would. but
can't see II from my viewpoint
Metropolis weekly gazette. (Metropolis, Ill.) 1???-19??, 1914-10-16

In japan low comedian who tried
the railway station sandwich joke
would promptly get the bird"
In a railway magazine appears
q beautiful colored plate illustrating
the contents of Japanese railway
luncheon box.
According to the letter-press. one
OF these costs only sixpence, ard
contains box OF picked vegetables.
chop-sticks. paper napkins. box of
boiled rice. box of meat. roasted fish.
ginger, chicken. lobster. cooked egg,
boiled mushroom and hashed beans.
Metropolis weekly gazette. (Metropolis, Ill.) 1???-19??, 1914-10-16
Bears the
Invents a New Chicken.

George White has produced by Sc.
lective breeding, the shortest legged
chicken In existence after ten years
OF effort, during which he crossed and
recrossed breeds. The result Is a
big white fowl that continually seems
to be sitting. the impression being due
solely to the shortness of its legs. When
IL walks It waddles like a duck.
The advantage. says White, IS that
the newly invented" type of chicken
is not a roamer and not scratcher.
II canont go very far and has not
enough of a reach to scratch. The re-
suit is that 1t lives a quiet, peace
full existence. never roosts on a neigh
boris fence. and Is a busy layer
Eaton co. dispatch to the New York
World.
Metropolis weekly gazette. (Metropolis, Ill.) 1???-19??, 1914-10-16
GETTING Down to Business.

Are you as perfect physically as
you seem to be-" he asked.
Certainly she replied.
Has there ever been any insanity
in your family?'
Never
Have you deprayed taste of any
kind?"
Certainly not"
Are your teeth In good condition
and do you see and hear perfectly"
YES"
Are you ever bothered by insomnia
or headache or indigestion?
mot at all"
Thank heaven. Now let's make
love a little while. Chicago Herald.
Metropolis weekly gazette. (Metropolis, Ill.) 1???-19??, 1914-10-16
Brought Home to Him.

Gen. w. L. Alexander was discus
sing. at dinner, the European war
This war;" he said. will affect even
US. We must economize to weather
1t. And our economy must be general,
too.
I'VE mustn't be like Gayboy. whom
a friend asked over bottle of cham
payne on roof garden:
:" Well, apropos of the war old man,
did you give your wife that lecture on
economy
Yes, did, Gayboy answered, and
she went right out and bought me a
safety razor"
Metropolis weekly gazette. (Metropolis, Ill.) 1???-19??, 1914-10-16
Tha NauahtY ono.

Tho telephone In a physician's Office
rang rnadly. the other day, relates
Current Opinion, and the following
conversation took place:
I'VE want the doctor. Quiokw
Who's sick at your house7"
Everybody except me. I've been
naughty, SO they wouldn't give me
any OF the nice mushrooms papa
picked In the woods"
Metropolis weekly gazette. (Metropolis, Ill.) 1???-19??, 1914-10-16

An extremely selfimportant middle
class Londoner. visiting Scotland for
the first time In his life, volunteered
TO "A kindly but sharp old Highlander
that no Englishman could ever find
Scotland anything but place to leave
and that rapidly.
I'm nae so sure o. that" returned
the old man, dryly. I'll TAX ye to a
place no far frea Stirling. whaur
thetty thousand o. yer countrymen ha'
been content for five hundred year,
and they're nae thocht O leayin' yet
What Is the place." beloved the
Londoner
''Bannockbnrni" snapped the Scot,
waving his hand In the direction Of
The battlefield.
Metropolis weekly gazette. (Metropolis, Ill.) 1???-19??, 1914-10-16
Gentle Reminder.

A gentleman, on visit to another
city. entered a restaurant, and on
leaving took away with him by mis-
take a hat belonging to another man.
The hats were SO nearly identical that
the mistake was not detected. and the
surprise OF the gentleman may be I'M
agined when. reaching home. he
glanced at the lining of the hat and
found written there. the words. "You
darned fool, what did you take this
hal for7"--Lippineott's.
Metropolis weekly gazette. (Metropolis, Ill.) 1???-19??, 1914-10-16
WAS MISERABLE
COULDN'T STAND
Testifies She Was Restored
to Health by Lydia E.
Pinkham's Vegetable
Compound.
iackawanna, n. y" After my first
child was born felt very miserable and

could not stand on
my feet Ny sister
in-law wished me to
try Lydia Z. Pink
hams Vegetable
Compound and my
nerves became firm,
appetite good, step
elastic, and ! lost
that weak, tired
feeling That was
six years ago and !
have had three fine
Metropolis weekly gazette. (Metropolis, Ill.) 1???-19??, 1914-10-16
Easily Caught.

"old Doppelby tells me that he has
faith in his fellow man.
That's true. Old Doppleby's faith
ia his fellow mans willingness to
swallow any sort Of thinly disguised
bait accounts for his town house. his
country house. his six automobiles and
his private yacht"
Metropolis weekly gazette. (Metropolis, Ill.) 1???-19??, 1914-10-16
Hadn't Killed Him.

There is a certain young man who
used to be VIGOROUSLY egotistic Some
OF his acquaintance were one day
speaking OF him before an old lady
who was not up In the slang express
sions OF the day.
The next time she met him on the
street she put out a congratula-
tory hand.
'.Oh, Mr.. Smith," she cried, II am
so glad you are better. heard )sst
week that you had swelled head"
Metropolis weekly gazette. (Metropolis, Ill.) 1???-19??, 1914-10-16
cherchex Ia Femme.

A western detective said In the
smoking room at San Francisco ho-
tel
ITO locate the dishonest clerk, $50
lated the one who was chasing round
IN taxicabs to roof gardens with young
ladies'"
He shook his head and added:
"A slip of a girl can make the stead
lest man fall"
Metropolis weekly gazette. (Metropolis, Ill.) 1???-19??, 1914-10-16
oueerlno His Act.

The Booking Agent can give you
split week at the Morpheus theater.
The Monologue Artist can't work
at that show shop. My whole act de-
ponds on a line where | ask the or
chestra leader II he's a married man.
Puck
Metropolis weekly gazette. (Metropolis, Ill.) 1???-19??, 1914-10-16
One Suit Too Many.

ibid sou ever try that tailor REQ
commended 20 your
Yes. Too expensive. Got two suits
from blm-one dress suit. one law
suit
Metropolis weekly gazette. (Metropolis, Ill.) 1???-19??, 1914-10-16
Nothino to Fear.

Ethel-Oh, Jack, be careful tonight.
Papa's brought home bulldog.
Jack-That's all right The dog
used to belong to me and | got the
dealer to sell him to your father
Metropolis weekly gazette. (Metropolis, Ill.) 1???-19??, 1914-10-16
pa Gets peevIsh.

PA, what's gondola?'
That's Venetian boat. SON."
"And what's a gondolier?"
That's Venetian boatman."
us q bandolier O Venetian bands
man. pa?"
mot another word, WILLIE"
Metropolis weekly gazette. (Metropolis, Ill.) 1???-19??, 1914-10-16
Hls Easy Part.

Does your motor car give you
much trouble?"
None In the least. It is used exclu-
sively by my wife and daughters. A
puncture means nothing more to me
than repair bill"
Metropolis weekly gazette. (Metropolis, Ill.) 1???-19??, 1914-10-16
Only One "BRoMo ouININEp

To get the genuine. call for foil name. LAxA.
TIVE BROMo QuININE. Look for signature of
L. w. GROVE. Cures Cold in One Day. Stops
cough and headache. and works off cold, zsc.
Metropolis weekly gazette. (Metropolis, Ill.) 1???-19??, 1914-10-16

Paper was made from rags in Arabia
more than ten centuries ago, the art
being brought to Europe in the thir-
Ifeenth century.
Metropolis weekly gazette. (Metropolis, Ill.) 1???-19??, 1914-10-16

Electric fans made it possible for
churches and theaters In southern
dia TO remain open all summer.
Metropolis weekly gazette. (Metropolis, Ill.) 1???-19??, 1914-10-16

The night schools will teach many
poor boy how in after years to sign
his name to checks.
Metropolis weekly gazette. (Metropolis, Ill.) 1???-19??, 1914-10-16

DR.. pieroe's Pleasant Pellets regulate
and lnpizorate stomach. liver and bowcis.
fagar.coated. tiny Krnnuies. easy 70 TAXA
DO rot gfipe. ADV.
Metropolis weekly gazette. (Metropolis, Ill.) 1???-19??, 1914-10-16
Cure. Old Sores, Other Remedies Won, Cure

The worss cases. no matter ,fhow long standing,
gre cured by the wonderful, old reliable DR..
Porter's Antiseptic Healing Oil. It relieves
Pain and Heals at the same time. z5c. Soc. el.oo
Metropolis weekly gazette. (Metropolis, Ill.) 1???-19??, 1914-10-16

Sweden is on the verge OF national
prohibition of alcoholic beverages ana
tobacco.
Metropolis weekly gazette. (Metropolis, Ill.) 1???-19??, 1914-10-16

YOUR OWN DRUGGIST WILL TELL YOU
|gfy MuriIs Eye Remedy for Red. Weak, Watery
Just Rye Comfort. Write for Book of the Eye
By mall Free. Murine Eye Remedy Co. Chicago.