The Watertown weekly leader. [volume] (Watertown, Jefferson County, Wis.) 1912-1917, 1914-12-01
THE IMPOSSIBLE HE
BY CHARLES POEHLMAN.


Describe him? Well, in the first
place, he must be big and strong"
| There was marked emphasis Of the
word big"
Jacks smile was sarcastic. How
| girls do worship the prize fighter
typel Go on, light or dark?"
Light, by all means" Grace's dim
pies now came to the front
Il needn't have asked Let's see
big, strong and light complexioned
| Handsome, of course?"
NO" most emphatically. Hand
some men are vain. He must be ugly"
He swept her low bow, saying:
There seems to be a ray of hope
| left"
and he must be energetic"
Jack was lounging among the pill
lows in the boat At the spirited EN-
ergetic," he settled himself more COM
fortably and pretended to stife a
yawn.
Indeed! And brainy?" he asked
pleasantly.
mo, brainy men are often uncom-
Portable to live with. Just intelligent
and brave and generous, clean-heart-
ed, and"
my dear girl, he has never yet
been born. He's impossible How
ever, I'll keep my eyes open and If I
should happen to see such perfection
I'll just send him along"
John Foster, you're the most con-
trary fellow that ever lived"
| With this he laid strong hands on
the Marsh Marigold, their boat, and
the hard, slow push ashore began.
! When it was finished John Foster
did not look quite so fine as when he
left the city. He was hot, somewhat
winded, and, in spite of his precau-
covered with mud. Then he uttered
his relieved "There!" and, looking up
there was a shrek of laughter. ooh,
oh, what sight you are; if you could
see yourself" Suddenly she reached
fnr something hitherto concealed;
then the little click Of a camera, then
more laughter. ooh, l couldn't help
! IL, IL was SuCA q LSlup LdLlOu.
"Are you ready to come ashore p
Was he laughing at her, or what?
Il don't know as l dare. I expect
1u be killed." but she gave him her
Sand. She did not jump, however, for
,e took more than her hand. He took
fast. Please tell me what my punish
| ment is to be- she asked humbly;
j I'D like to know now"
He looked deep into her eyes. cit
is to repeat something I am going to
say" was the answer; then will let
you go, and not before"
Did they see the ENJOYS? Hardly.
They seemed quite content to remain
in the shade of the willows, particu-
larly when the Chesley party went up
the road Then there was a. toilet to
be made-an apology for oneVmade
beside convenient: tunnel, at the sac
rifice of the companys entire stock of
handkerchiefs. Still they did not hur.
ry, somehow, they found plenty to
talk about, and 1t was nearly dusk be-
fore taking short cut across fields
they appeared before two very anxious
parents, one of whom had to take to
Tue back porch and his pipe to keep
other, still too anxious and disappoint.
ed to see the funny side, relieved him
self in the following way:
you might at least have sent me
word, somehow How could l 60
with you off-nobody knows where
How did l know but that you were
drowned, with the boat gone? Oracle
Madden, your dress is a sight to be.
hold!" Then, remembering her duty
as hostess, she said in a milder tone
to the other culprit: GO right up to
the spare room, Jack. I'll bring you
some of pas clothes right away"
When the great touring car came
| putting and splitting back to town and
past the Madden cottage, nobody,
think, but Mrs. Madden gave it a
thought. She was in the kitchen Civ.
Ing directions for the sponging and
| pressing of the unfortunate trousers,
and it was Black Mary, with the free.
Will VI opoOSh "a all Oiu 0Ci FdHI, VIII
took upon herself the role of com.
| forter.
please, honey, what 'er y keer fer
peace? Amt we got peace a-plenty
| right out dere on de pe-azzar? Amt
dem chillun dun muffin but scrap fer
two year and mo-? Look lax littl
miss put up mighty big fight dis
time, 'cording to de close, but I reck
on he done catch her now fo' suah
She chuckled, partly at remembrance
Of an unexpected bank bill tied secure
ly In the corner of her handkerchief
Peace, Lawdy, dey's des lax two tur
| tie es.'-Boston Post