The evening herald. [volume] (Albuquerque, New Mexico) 1914-1922, 1914-08-03

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GERMANY and France will Roon
be In a position to swear to The ac-
curacy OF II.
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JESUS ROMERO. the anti-Romcro
men say, IL not Intentionally a bad
man. lie just doesn't sabe. II
strikes the dlsinterested observer
that Jesus knows enough TO get to
be "a pretty iair little slngle-handed
Republican boss. Telling Alhuouer-
Que Republicans To shut up n take
orders ia the finishing touch To the
education Of the typical Bcrnalillo
county boss.
BIT. Then. go to It boys. wot-
tell do we cafel
\ NEW air rifle OF high power Is
equipped with a safety device To pre-
vent he trigger being pulled until it's
user wishes To- do so. The device.
however, Is not effective with explos-
i've hot air.
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AN ATTACHMENT has been in
vented Tor telephone receivers to en-
able stcnographers to take both sides
OF conversation over wires. This de-
vice originally was invented by the
other party on Our party line.
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MADAME Caillaux Rugged and
kissed Muitre Labor. That woman is
still dangerous.
GOOD solid earth has drawn hrst
blood Ia the battle with the air muir
derers.
WHETHER Elfego Daca owns the
Las Cruces Citizen or the Citizen
owns Elfeao, MS certain thar their
relations are close and harmonious.
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AT THE RATE Republican dark
horses are denying their Identity. Il
looks as II even that hope OF the O..
O.. 7. vas shaky.
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THE suggestion made Mr.. Cramp-
limp anu kNAHfu ANAs
Twitchell to witch.
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THE SUGGESTION that he he a
candidate, however. has not yet
caused Mr.. Baca to back.
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THE ONLY objection we can hnd
TO sierra cQunty's candidate for the
state corporation commission is that
You caat say his name without hist
ling.
WE ALL appreciate Hugh will
} iams' public spirit In going To- Win
nipeg after the sanitarium but he'd
have done better for Hugh II he'd
stayed III home while the winning
pegs are being set up.
LET THE SERVANT girl alone
ana she'll stay" says Dorothy Dix.
We will say 10 Dorothy that We have
always let the servant Girls strictly
alone and we've never known one To
, stay permanently.
WHAT'S become OF he old fash
, toned Mexican war?
AND the Progressive crisis in New
= York;
AND Harry Thaw?
.
Il Going or Coming? o. &C..
: Gas Cruces Citizen)
with the Democrats worried anu
-apprehensive, with h once mighty
Progressive forces d~isgruntled and at
sea, the prospeci OF n sweeping Re-
= publican Victory looms ON the hori-
zon.
WE RESENT the following inquiry
, addressed 10 the Kansas city star aad
printed In IT, questions n answers
column;
! ITO tho star; when was the erencn
Revolution and Why
q. L. NJ, Mosquero. y. NJ"
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DON'T his gentleman kn0w ma.
! New Mckee has a distinguished cit
izen who Is h hrst autohri,y living
( on this subject.
: THE SHADE OF Napoleon, war
lord OF the land. and the. shade Of
d Nelson. war lord OF the sea, must he
, watching with interest iust now "a
a see how much the war lord Of the air
Will cut ln on their regulations.
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ALBUQUERQUE has the distine-
tion Of having initiated the ommis-
! sion form Of government.
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We Trust No One Wa Trippcd.
, CLa Lande E%aterprise.)
Roscoe Dillon sold g. W Trip a
l pony aud In TURN bought a COW Of AR
Trip.
OUR IDEA OF a dead town is
Spook. south Dakota.
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, a FAIR EXAMPLE OF hard luck
, Is n Serb making $40 a day profit be-
hind a fruit stan who has to go home
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