The evening world., 1914-04-18

account. You arc supposed to use
every room IN II, or at least dust 'em
out once in q while 30 that you can
rent q room or two should the coca
sion arise.
But the recipe. Here Is the stun to
and a good splash before retiring:
Take four quarts of horse sense and
let It stand until It gets set. or At
least untn you think you've got It
hobbled. Mix two quarts Of bienseance
distellata--which. In plain United
States, means common politenees-add
q pinch or two OF thoughtfulness and
after q few doses OF this carefully
smeared over your countenance OBJ
servo tho actions OF your immediate
family. Keep close watch on the
home FOLKS and II. In q few days. they
begin to greet your arrival At tho fire.
side with smiles Of welcome and other
evidences Of cordially that have
know that my recipe Ii beginning to
take" and you will fnd yourself
smiling In return-good. honest, hope
to-dte smiles. too. not stingy little
grins that hurt your face every time
You pull one. Follow the formula as
have directed and tho result will be
certain, satisfactory and permanent.
This II the advice give gratis to
my personal friends. To my custom
ers who pay real money. I have q
circular that never fails to got the
dough in advance. Hero It IL:
To the man who would b beautiful
nANhinD In 80 NJ -
good complexion. When I speak OF
a good complexion l mean there
should be a place for every color and
every color In its place. A peach
| bloom red. which In SO becoming when
II Is worn slightly nor'-nore east OF the
cheek bones. does not create favorable
comment when II Is on the nose.
Many men are In the habit Of wear
| ing face masks when they retire fol-
the night. These masks. however
should be put on before entering The
house. as they are likely to create
| Observation-Disclosures resulting In ::ur
play. The gentle use Of a steam
roller will be found advantageous
Always use q roller under I'VE hun
| dred pounds weight 30 that II may b.
operated by hand. Rollers drawn h,
HORSEPOWER are exclusively for ust
on the lawn.
II your beard II very black. show.
ing blue under the skin, and you d.
not care for a black and blue com
bination. try the following formula
LePage's liquid glue. .......1 OF.
Best Mucilage. ..............2 OF.
Library paste. .............12 II.
sticky ny paper. lbs.
Portland cement to thicken.
Let the beard grow two or three
days and then apply this preparation
at night. Remove the next morning
by giving a vigorous pull. Your face
may trouble you for some time after.
| ward. but your beard will never grow
again.
For wrinkles, my experience shows
that II is well to apply a little putty
on the affected parts, rubbing II ir
with a putty knife. Afterward cover
with coat OF alabastine, Of color Ia
suit taste. II you are a blonde, a
delicate pink is recommended. Or
you can color yourself TO match youi
wife. your wall paper or your dis.
face Is compounded as follows:
Bacon grease. ..........,..l at.
Lara .......'..''. IDS.
The lotion has a double advantage
II gives the face that alippery ap-
pearance which any woman will tell
you is to be expected at the hour OF
| retiring. Also, when the lotion Is
removed in the morning II may be
used in the culinary department OF
your household for removing the rust
from the old kitchen range.
To wash your face the morninl
after you have applied this lotion
you must catch your face first. IF i
1 -, oltnninD from tho ha "A