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Evening times-Republican. [volume] (Marshalltown, Iowa) 1890-1923, 1914-01-30
WORLDS FINEST ADULT.
Dwarf Just Deceased in London Was
Much Smaller Than Tom Thumb.

4
Much Smaller Than Tom Thumb.
The smallest man in the world died
lately in London. His height was only
! 81 inches. yet he had fought the battle
OF life Tor IS years and was looked up
i to by, children who frequented his candy
! shop. Compared wish Tom Thumb, he
was no wore than a Tom Littletoe,
and might easily have earned his
! weight In silver every month as a
museum attraction.
+, Sat tho little nan would not make q
! spectacle Of himself. as bigger men so
/ often do.-which was much to his credit.
I1IG-owneT his store. and being thus
like King perin. a big man in his own
! house. ne was content and wisely
Stunned notoriety. Yet he was prob
ably the tin!eot adult in the human
q, family smaller by half than that
! "pyGmecn race warred on by cranes.
VINO appear to have been about four
! feet in height. He was bigger than
(. pint of cider. yet not so big as the
F.; dwarf dished up in pie to the aston
ment If royal banqueters who saw him
break out thru the crust
The smallest Of historic dwarfs was
/. Richebo1rg Of Paris, % inches. and
F. Chemah. IL Chinaman. whose height
/ was two feet and one inch. Tom
! Thumb was 81 inches. and there nave
been other men who we're but little
taller. Science is beginning to sur
i mise that there is gland In the body
which regulates growth. and when X
somehow gets out of order the result Is
manikin or a monstrosty. But what
! lerangcs it or what would regulate 1t.
robody has the least idea; and the
fact IS that we know about as little OF
our own anatomical mechanism as
cat down at the kodak plant would
understand the multitudinous processes
going on all Observation-Disclosures POST
Express.
Evening times-Republican. [volume] (Marshalltown, Iowa) 1890-1923, 1914-01-30
MORAL.
LEADING LADIES.
'neoene and Mandy "Funeralze Tine
Remairs."


'1mogene"
Yassum, Mis- Jef'son'
do YOU know the girl who works fol
Mrs. Fluel!in? o.
Does All know Mandy"
Il believe that IS her name. Do YOU
know herr"
'Yassum. Mis- Jef'son. All knows
huh real easy; hubs muh kin"
What did you say. l;cosene:'
Mandy mUh kim.
She is your--oh, you mean that she
is related to you?"
"Yassum: da's whut An sayed.'.
Il did not kno" that. In what way
is she related to you?"
Huh muh frs husbands frs wife
yassuN."
Your first husbands first wife,
"Yassum: muh sistuh-in-laW.'
But thought You were single
'Ah is dess at present; yassum.
Just at PRESENT."
"Yassum: All ism mar'd on'y 'bou,
half de time nowadays"
well. that is not what wished tc
speak to you about. Mrs. F1uellen tells
me that you are in the habit OF re-
ferring to me as old Miss.
Nom: All did'n' nevah do whut 70
sayed: All dess call YOU or Miss
ooh, you doc"
"Yassum.''
And what do you call Mr.. Jeffer-
SON"
HE % Marse.'"
DO YOU consider that quite respect
ful?"
"whut'm?'
II mean, do you think you ought te
call us that?s Don't you know that yo'
are older than we are?'
"Yassum: but All hopes All knows
muh raisin'. tMuh NANNY allus tel
muh when All Wuks out to ahus cal
muh white folks or Miss and OF
Marse,' yassum."
"And what, may ask, do you cali
Ethel?"
"Ah calls hu 'sugah Pie and 'Po'k
Chop yassum."
"Did I not hear you call her your
.nickers worth of cat meat last night!
"Wah dat las night. Miss Jef-son?'
Eyes; It was last night
"yassun. huh was fussy bout putin
m huh nirhtie. Yo ain mad. is 20
Miss Jerson? Yo'll's muh own white
solks' W.T.,
mo, Imogene. am not angry. "hA'
would be the use?
'Ya.sum; amt dat fac'!"
"That is all. You may start dinner
now -,
"Yassum, Mis- Jefson?'
"Well?'
"Ah want off tohno'.
"you want to get off tomorrow!
"Yassum, please'm.
"Going to have good Tune
"ya.sun,: All reckon"
"A picnic?' ~ Ar.tbu.a
done die" 10, ,,.,o works
for Mrs. jones'
"Yassum: huh die. ood
"And you are going to nave s0'
.;me while your friend is dead"
'"Yassum; we gwine funeraiize &c re:
mains" ~ .,a remains!
Oh. Imogenc! 1mogene!
"Yassum." ca vou
oons,der going to funeral IN inc iAs"'
o =. hav,ne good time, do you?"
"yassum: me an Mandy gw'ne De ue
s,a. ,ad;es."-Judd Mortimer Lewis
in the Houston POST.
Evening times-Republican. [volume] (Marshalltown, Iowa) 1890-1923, 1914-01-30
and some. day hope to win a cham

and some day hope to win cham
pionahip." .st ~
DO you feel at all timid In running
along whom you can't see where you're
Going?" he was asked.
NO" he replied. I'm the first place.
knew that my teachers would not let
any harm come to me. and krow that
the tracks arc well built. II seemed
hard at first to plunge ut top speed
into the darkness. but 1t is as easy to
run as to walk II you know that you
are being guarded. York
Evening times-Republican. [volume] (Marshalltown, Iowa) 1890-1923, 1914-01-30
WHY MEN LEAVE HOME.
EVANGELIST At Sioux City Says Nassino
Wives Are Worse Than Booze.

Sioux City, Jan. 30.-That naggins
tongues. angry. words and colo olspos,-
tons are responsible for more fami,s
separations than drunken husbands Is
the belief Of Evangelist Hugh e. Smith.
who ia conducting revival meetings at
Grace Methodist Episcopal church.
IT do not wish to leave the impress
sion that would minimize the terrible
effects OF drink" declared Mr.. Smith.
I'm my twenty years Of evangelistic
work I have witnessed some awful ex-
amples of what alcohol will do for
man. I have seen husbands and faith
ers leave their loved ones in poverty
and descend to depths Of q bottomless
hell because the strong drink had de-
stroyed their wills and poisoned their
souls, but In spite Of allsthat still be-
Evening times-Republican. [volume] (Marshalltown, Iowa) 1890-1923, 1914-01-30
J.VVALDo SMITH o
INTERIOR or BOREs LEADING feot4 RESERvotRl
n - =

is carried ninety-two miles to- New
York city through tube fifteen feet
high. and 50o.0O0.00o gallons can. DO
supplied daily to the city through II.
The illustration shows bores through
which the water Is let into tho aque-
duct from the reservoir. J. Waldo
Smith, the chief engineer OF the aque-
duct. Is the figure in the middle ftho
giant tunnel.
Evening times-Republican. [volume] (Marshalltown, Iowa) 1890-1923, 1914-01-30
Tho Limit.

Mary James master Is eccentric. He
always writes her note instead OF
telling her what to do. The other day
he sent home some note paper with the
usual die sunk address printed on 1t.
Mary took 1t in. The flrst thing she
noticed was note attached to 1t ad-
dressed to her.
"Well, this Is the last straw" said in
dignant Mary as she red the note
"Die Inside This Package"
Evening times-Republican. [volume] (Marshalltown, Iowa) 1890-1923, 1914-01-30

New York.--The great Ashokan dam
in the new $15o.Oo0.O0O aqueduct sys-
tenn Of New York city. the most cost
ly structure OF its kind In the world.
is, now that it is completed. one Of
the marvels of modern engineering
The dam holds back the immense
volume Of water drained from the
Catskiil mountains. making a reser-
voir about three miles long The water
Evening times-Republican. [volume] (Marshalltown, Iowa) 1890-1923, 1914-01-30
That CHANGED Him.

Mistress binding visitor in the
kitchen)-Who is this. Mary?
Mary (confused)-My brother. MN.
Mistress (suspiciously)-You' not
much alike.
Mary (stammering apologetically)-
We were, MN. but he's just had his
beard shaved off, and that makes him
look different-London Opinion.
Evening times-Republican. [volume] (Marshalltown, Iowa) 1890-1923, 1914-01-30

MINNEAPOLIS 4 81. IOOI8.
NORTH BOUND. Leave.
Twin Cities Mail (datly)... Sis .. N.
Mason City Mail lex. SUM- $50 p. N.
Twin City Limited daily 2:1o .. m.
Local Freight lex. SUM- $40 4 n.
SOUTH BOUND.
Ct, Louis and Kansas City
Mail daily ............ $50 ?. N.
Peoria Express Eek. SUM-. sos q. n.
st. Louis and Peoria Linn.
TIED (daily) ............. 4:o1 =. N.
Local Freight Eek. SUM- -. 700 .. m.
STORY CITY BRANCH.
Loave. Arrive
zee .. n. Stock Express
{exospt Sunday ........ s:lS .. N.
$50 .. =. Mixed (sx.sun.) l:ls p N
Evening times-Republican. [volume] (Marshalltown, Iowa) 1890-1923, 1914-01-30
Sighted.

Sandy McTavish was sitting weeping
at his fireside.
"Eh, Sandy. mon." said a neighbor
peeping in at the open window. attract
ed by the sounds of woe, what's ailin
.ye?"
"oh, dear! oh. dear!" sobbed Sandy
Donald McPhersons wife is deid."
"Weel." said the neighbor, what c
Evening times-Republican. [volume] (Marshalltown, Iowa) 1890-1923, 1914-01-30
Whom the Son Sc.

There was a little boy who COM
menced to keep diary. Got up this
morning at O'clock" was his first
entry.
"Such an expression" said his horri-
fed mother. Does the sun get up?
No, it RISES"
Just before Tommy retired he wrote
in his diary, "Set at 9 o'clock"
Evening times-Republican. [volume] (Marshalltown, Iowa) 1890-1923, 1914-01-30
CHICAGO 4 NORTHWESTERN.
GOING WEST.

CHICAGO 4 NoRTHWE9TERN.
GOING WEST.
No. 11-Denver Special 80. 1885 a. u.
No. LOS Angeles Limited 5:2s q. m.
No. China and Japan
Express 5000. .......... $500 a. m.
No. 20-Ameo Passenger ..11:06 q. m.
No. 6-Des Aoines Passen.
ger ...... ......:....... $50 p. m.
No. 1s-Hawkeye Express. $500 ,. n.
No. 17-Oregon ana Wash.
ington Special .......... l:46 .. m.
No. 43-Local Freight .....11:20 Q. m.
GOING EAST.
No. S-Los Angeles Limited 1857 z. N.
No. ll-Denver Special 80. $50 .. m.
No. l-Des Aoines Passen.
ger ......... ............ as q. n.
No. l3-Denver Special 80. 1910 p. N.
No: 1S-Oregon and Wash.
ington Special .......... 2:33 q. m.
No. so-Clinton Passenger. 3:11 p. m.
No. e-Atlantic Express =. s:15 p. N.
No. 22-Chicago Special ..12:05 Q. m.
No. 1o-Eastern Express :. S:13 Q. m.
mo. 42-Local Freight $50. 1850 p. m.
Nos. s. -. 4 and - daily except Sun.
day. No. 80 daily TO Cedar Rapids.
Evening times-Republican. [volume] (Marshalltown, Iowa) 1890-1923, 1914-01-30
Easily Remembered,

Easily Remembered.
beg pardon SIR" observed the tough
looking waiter. suEsestivsly. Gentle
men at this table neutrality-suspicious..
Der me- sir"
81 don't wonder" said he CUSTOMER.
cordially. THAT mug Of yours would -
hard to forget"
And he picked up his bal end, stso1s9
leisurely In the direction Of he oasA1ee;
-. ~ !.
Experiments on the Phidppine asla1A
Of Mlndanao seem to indicate .tha&, 10
finest qualities of rubber eon - ~
duced there probably.
Cocoanut trees begin - Dsae - ~
age OF eight years.
Evening times-Republican. [volume] (Marshalltown, Iowa) 1890-1923, 1914-01-30

that? She's no relation o yours. Is
she?"
II know she isn't" walled Sandy.
"but 1t jlst seems as II everybody's
gettin' a change but me-"
Evening times-Republican. [volume] (Marshalltown, Iowa) 1890-1923, 1914-01-30
Gates Plumbing Co.
1874 West Main Street
Phone 1909
Call and let US figure on
your water and sewer serv.
ice and other plumbing.
Service at any time.
RAILROAD TINE TABLE
CHICAGO GREAT WESTERN
sHCoe0 6alt ROUTE

O0Fu 0ot NOUNS
GOING SOUTH
No. st. Joe and x. c.
limited ...... ........... sos .. m.
No. SIX. G. Mail 4 Express 9:1S p. m.
No. 6-Kansas City ana st.
Joseph ...... ...........lo:oo .. IA.
No. s3-Way Freight ......1o:35 .. m.
No. 66-Dea Noines Mail .. e:46 D. m,
GOING NORTH.
No. Irwin Cities Limited 1880 p. m.
No. +Chtca4o and St Paul
Express ................. 1886 q. m.
No. 81 ............ ........ 1850 p. N.
sNo. s0-Way Freight ..... 7:45 q. m.
No. s-Chicago Filler ......10:S8 p. N.
Except Sunday.
Evening times-Republican. [volume] (Marshalltown, Iowa) 1890-1923, 1914-01-30

perfected after years Of study, fol-
lowed his advice and in short time
my hair actually was the natural color
Of my girlish days. This method is en-
tirely different from anything else I
have ever seen or heard Of. It's effect
Is lasting and It will not wash or rub
off or stain the scalp. It is neither
sticky or greasy. its use can not be de-
tected: IL will restore the original nat
ural shade to any grey. bleached or
faded hair. no matter how many things
have failed. It succeeds equally with
both sexes. and all ages.
Write me today giving your name and
address plainly. stating whether lady or
gentleman (Mr.. Mrs. or Miss) and en-
close cent stamp for return postage
and I will send you full particulars that
will enable you to restore the original
color Of youth to your hair. making it
soft, fluffy and natural. Write today.
Address Mrs. Mary K. Chapman. Box
141F Exchange street. Providence. R. L.
Evening times-Republican. [volume] (Marshalltown, Iowa) 1890-1923, 1914-01-30
For Grey Hair,
! viii Tell You. Free How TO Restore
60 Your Hair the Natural Color
OF Youth.
No Dyes or Other Harmful Method.
Results in Four Days.
Let me send you free full informa-
ton about harmless liquid that will
restore the natural color of your hair.

no IuaLteT what
your age nor the
cause of your grey
ness. It is not dye
nor q stain. Its eff
fects commence at
ter four days use. I
am a woman who
became premature
ly grey and old
looking at ~. but a
scientific friend told
mo Of q simple
m e tn cd he had
ara Of study 7 fol.
Evening times-Republican. [volume] (Marshalltown, Iowa) 1890-1923, 1914-01-30
MINNEAPOLIS 4 Ct. LOUIS.
NORTH ROI1ND Lao,

Nos. 5, q, { and q daily except Sur
day. No. 3os1aily TO Cedar Rapids.
The record. [volume] (St. Maries, Idaho) 1913-1918, 1914-03-10
House Of Retired Wives.

One Of the most interesting houses
we saw In Algiers was the blouse OF
the Retired Wives"
1t stands directly opposite the Cath
ole cathedral. which was once the pal
ace Of the hey; and the House OF the
Retired Wives IS now occupied by the
archbishop.
When the hey was supreme in AL
gers, before the Intervention Of France,
the palace contained several hundred
wives. And as new ones were fire.
quently added. old ones had to be re-
tired. So as a wife became superiu-
oLs or undesired, for any reason, she
was sent across the street, where she
had much more freedom than In the
bey's palace; for there she was sup
posed to keep to her own apartments
ana not wander about at viii. In the
House Of the Retired Wives she could
move about at will.
she left all jewels and valuable pres
ents which the hey had bestowed upon
her In the palace for her successors.
but she was fed and clothed until she
died In her new home.-National Maya
zine
The record. [volume] (St. Maries, Idaho) 1913-1918, 1914-03-10
A CULINARY TREAT
Served In a Little Cake Shop In
a Little French Town.
THE COST WAS LITTLE ALSO.

Surprises Came Thick and Fast In tho
Way Of Meals, but the Greatest Sur
prise Of All Came After the Castro.
nomio Conquest Was Ended.
They were talking about dainty din
ners when the man who goes abroad
said, The best meal l ever got was
in the back parlor Of a small shop in a
one horse town. and 1t cost me 90
cents"
Urged to tell his story, he continues
1T was in small provincial French
town-Blois. A friend OF mine called
Bodhsh enticed me there by looking
me up I'm Paris and throwing a at
about the delights Of the town.
ut has a castle, he told me, and
a moat and ramparts and a little cake
shop run by charming old woman
Enough said l. me for Blois.'
1--WE went there and we castled
and we moated and we ramparted,
and then we blew into the little shop
to cake. The proprleTess, a very
pleasant old woman. indeed. intro
duced us to her son, who was mod
estly hiding behind his mustache in a
corner.
eve got into conversation with him
that is, Bodhsh and I plunged into
French and he, diving in heroically
after us. was pulled under In our
drowning struggles. The upshot Of II
all was that we agreed to hire a room
In his mothers house for the night
we meant to stay Just one night in
Blois
'And-er-dinnerT asked Bodfsh.
If the messieurs will permit I will
do myself the honor Of cooking them
a dinner said the cake lady's son
bowling most cOurteously.
''Thereupon Bodfsh and went
blithely to an attic SIS years old at a
conservative estimate. washed the cas-
tie and the moat and the ramparts
from our hands and faces and descend
ed to the dining room, a small apart
ment in the rear OF madame's cake
shop.
"Our landlady's son was there. ready
for us. SO was a soup.
"That was. by actual count the
grandest soup ever produced by a hu-
man being. I have Travelled all oveV
the world tasting the best every coun.
try has to offer in the way Of soup. but
at the first taste Of that Blois sample
all my memories OF other soups hud
died together In a dark corner Of my
mind and froze to death.
Il looked at Boddsh. He was posi-.
lively half witted with delight. lie
looked as n he wanted to spend the resi-
OF his life as high priest in a temple
devoted to the worship-and manufac
ture-of that soup.
More. messieursT
Between us we razed that soup "a
the ground
-" 'Entree. messieursr
Don't ask me what that entree was
Rodfsh ate It with his eyes shut and
IS head bowed reverently.
"Bodhsh ana I stayed I'm Blois fol
Twenty-Five seals. Don't ask me how
The record. [volume] (St. Maries, Idaho) 1913-1918, 1914-03-10
TUESDAY. March 10. IN
Blinded Partissns.

The spirit Of prtisan rivalry seems
to have destroyed the judgment OF
men who have hitherto deserved
we'll Of the country says the Chicago
Tribune
The attitude of Senators La Fol
lette and BFistow on the canal sub
sldy law Is plainly idiotio
Both Of these senators come from
states whose commercial interests are
hurt rather than helped by the Pan.
anna canal
They aud their const ituents have
broadly overlooked the eoonomi 10 dia-
advantage 70 them aud supported a
wnrk for the benefit of the national
welfare
The SENATOR must be astute enough
to realize Y, the name of patriotism
has agsfH been stolen by the friends
OF special privilege ana that the ex
oeptiou OF the coast Wise vessels
from payig tolls Is another back dour
method Of robbing the public treas
uFy
They know further that the devel
opment of coastwise shipping through
the canal will confer benefit on
industries competing with those IL
their respective states They know
that the industries Ia their respective
states will therefore have to pay taxes
TO support the waterway which dis
orimiuates against them
Senator La Toilette must know thai
Canada can retaliate against Ameri
oa's dishonest Panama policy by
closing her canals to American ship
trading from Wisconsin ports
Canada can we'll say that the VIC
lation of one treaty will justify theil
violation Of another
In the face Of these only too appai
ant facts Senators La Toilette and
Brlstow are engaged Ia a spirit o.
marrow partisanship
Senator Bristow cheapens himself
In attempting 60 confuse the ISSUE
with the woman suffrage movemen
to hide the nations shame behind
pettioost
Some sane friends should SHOW
Co them that 10 lighting the nation
Interests and the interests Of theii
The record. [volume] (St. Maries, Idaho) 1913-1918, 1914-03-10
~ on InterYentiOn.

10 an address delivered at Wash
iueton recently before the National
Geographical society former Presi-
dent Taft said that those who "look
lightly forward to Intervention are
either utterly regardless Of the loss
of life aud the expenditure of imense
treasure OF else theydon't know what
armed Intervention on the part of
the government IN Mexico Will
mean" Here ls what according to
MI Taft It means:
IL would Involve the garrisoning
With a sufficient force of every town
1t would involve the organization Of
columns to chase the guerrilias into
their mountain Businesses and acr oss
irackle desert plains and the subju-
ga,lou of fifteen million people |
don't know when we would get
through; I don't know how many
lives It would involve; don't know
how much It would cost, hut | do
know it would be a drag upon Ne, and
then when we mad got the thing done
the future would still be doubtful
and still be a charge aud burden
upon our government and upon our
treasurer do not speak thus posi-
lively without some knowledge of the
subject No effort ought to be united
to prevent a catastrophe like this
There 10 probably no man In the
country who Ia better entitled to
speak as an authority on this subject
than Mr. Taft For be learned his
lesson In the Philippines lie
knows we'll what the subjugation aud
qualification OF those islands uost ne
ia blood aud treasure We all know,
of course, that It Is the business OF
soldier to die Ia battle, when need
be Nevertheless, the life Of an Amer
lea soldier Is worth something The
man who would send perhaps thous
ands of Amer icau boys to their death
would assume a very serious respon'
ability Nor are the cost of the war
the certain decentralization that would
follow, the increased pension roll,
the burden Of governing the country,
and possible annexation, things thai
can be dlsregarded The end might
be the absorption into Our citizen
ship of fifteen million mongrels
Facing sNoh possibilities, Il
would be surprising II the American
people AS we'll ss the administration
did not shrink from Intervention
We do not believe that there is any
sentiment IN favor of IL except II
the circles have favored 1t from tn
stat Certainly the sober judgmen
Of the American people is hostile Il
the policy
The record. [volume] (St. Maries, Idaho) 1913-1918, 1914-03-10

-s--Ey ssay= issnt saaazos, v.0 .ssO-- ~...y
two sorts OF times-meals and between
meals. AS for sightseeing, we didn't
see much more than our plates, be
cause after each meal in the back par
Tor Of that celestial cake shop we were
so chock full that we hibernated like
snakes. lay sprawling on couches. un
able to bulge, blinking sleepily. grunt-
ing grunts of Elysian contentment
Time and again we would ask that
Frenchman how he had come by his
culinary skill. but in vain. He would
merely smile and give us another help
ing You may get some idea OF what
sort Of meals that cuss gave us when
tell you that Bodhsh summed up bis
ability in these words:
Eat times he seems to lose his Gull
nary grip and descends to mere per
lection
After the sweaty-ninth meal Bod
fish and I remembered that we be
longed somewhere. had a number OF
relatives. were engaged In business.
had FESTIVE careers to coax along So
we called our cook. announced that we
were leaving and wanted to know
how much we owed
"'Six francs for each day. mes
sieurs. said he One for the room,
one for breakfast one and a half for
/ lunch, two and a half for dinner
Goldfish and fell heavily against
each other Then we paid and started
for the door
await said our host. 4. too. trave
away today
whittier are you boundr we asked
"To St. Petersburg he replied. 2
came away but to see by old mother
In the cake shop. had not seen heI
for five years. l must thank you, mes
sleurs. for giving me this chance OF
keeping up my art Had you not done
so. fear that. after getting back tC
st. Petersburg. my art would surely
have suffered
'Whuh-whuh-w what are you In st
PetersburgT we inquired huskily.
"'Chef.' he said. lowing, to his maj
esty the czarr New York Times.
The record. [volume] (St. Maries, Idaho) 1913-1918, 1914-03-10

Mr.. Maxim had been working on the
development OF automobile engine NUT
Gers for some time before he thought
OF q silencer in connection with a gun
Ia addition to this was the inventors
desire to enjoy target practice without
creating a disturbance. Experiment
ensued. covering couple Of years and
all kinds Of valves. vents. bypasses, ex-
pansion chambers. etc. but without
success. One morning after his bath
the inventor noticed the small whirl-
pool over the drain hole. the action
OF which retards the egress Of the wa
ter. II does not silence It las this
phenomenon is usually accompanied
by a more OF less pronounced sucking
sound, but IN a gun the noise OF firing
Is caused by the sudden egress OF the
gases. and II these could in the same
way be slowed down the noise would
10 proportion be decreased. Acting on
this suggestion, a little tube was then
made. constructed so as TO induce a
whirlpool In the escaping gases from
the gun. This. when tried, was a sue
cess.-American Machinist
Woman's Rights.
His Fiancee Odnding her younger sis
ter ensconced on her young mans
knee)-Why, Mabel. aren't you asham-
ed Of yourself7 Get down.
Mabel-Shan'ti I got here FIRST
London Opinion.
The record. [volume] (St. Maries, Idaho) 1913-1918, 1914-03-10

Hasn't that girl an ethereal lookT'
very
LET IS listen 20 what she is saying
to her companion III wager 1t IL
something soulful"
YES" said the ethereal one. my sis
ter likes trlpe. but prefer limburger."
Chicago Journal
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all nature. The entire ocean Is affect.
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