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South Bend news-times. (South Bend, Ind.) 1913-1938, 1914-01-07

CUT this out and bring 20 702 Michigan
av. It's good for free hair cut.
South Bend news-times. (South Bend, Ind.) 1913-1938, 1914-01-07
AGENTS WANTED.

WANTED sub-agents TO sell Ford
ears in Union and Olive townships, 81
Joseph county High grade proposition
Capital required See W. X. Hinkle. 20C
+. Jefferson Blvd. South Bend, Ind
South Bend news-times. (South Bend, Ind.) 1913-1938, 1914-01-07

WANTED-Hung3rian man TO collect and
solicit Industrial Life Insurance. Guar
anteed salary and commission with quick
advancement for the right man. We give
YOU a man TO instruct you in the business
and you get paid while learning Public
Savings Life Insurance Co, 305 Dean
Bldg.
The Holly chieftain., 1914-10-02

take chances. In fact there is no necess.
ity for having to trust to the kindness and
srsciousness Of nature in dealing fentiy
with the silver haired patriarch who still
walks erect and still shows an alert men.
tality.
We don't know whether confederation
such ss we have referred to would deter
the average individual from voting for Mr.
Patterson. 1t probably will not. But i
10 matter which ought to be brought into
the arena OF discussion.
There is not single corporation in the
country, not . single large business enter
prise, which would hire . man ~ years
Of afe as its active head, no matter how
brilliant he might appear to be or how
alert his step.
Still Mr.. Patterson is considered a.
food enough to be Governor Of Colorado
Leadville Herald.Democrat.
The Holly chieftain., 1914-10-02
AND TEDDY SAID. Il KNOW 1T" :"

When Tedd, was the President
And tried to pull his top lip down.
Twas Loeb who said, ''Oh Ted. you 70 mes nj
To be q king and wear . crown
Your nob'e features show it,
And Teddy said. II know it,
King Solomon you far outshine.
No wisdom his in making bids
For wives as cattle kings for kline;
Yon stand supreme for raising kids
Your Mother Speeches show it.
And Teddy said. Il know il.
Your ANANIAS was . peach,
And David's maxim beats by far:
1t took the King FOUR words to teach
That all opponents liars are,
And you but ONE to show it.
And Teddy said. Il know il.
You'r more sublime than Washington
And Lincoln; put them on q pile:
Napoleon and Wellington
You San Juan charge has skinned mile.
The Cuban Records show it.
And Teddy said, Il know it, +"
As Statesman you re Of world repu.e;
As Orator your greater than
tSut why CoihpaTcE ou re DeyOnQ dispute,
THE UNIVERSAL TALKING MAN
Your constant speeches show it.
And Teddy said. "FGnou IT,
know. dear Ted, you're called by fat.
To be the FIRST Columbian king;
Te found ns and royal state,
Supported by steel-trust ring,
As only you can show it.
And Teddy said. Il knoU it,
II you could 60 to Tmbuctoo,
And there ostensby to hunt;
Then find river. fake few
Cid races for lecture stunt
E en- Darwin couldn't show it,
And Teddy said. Il know it,
And then. Oh Ted. you'd come in style,
You d show them earth no white man trod.
They'll name you surely in . while
What you with grace can be-a god
As your creations show it.
And Teddy said. II knov it,
-Adolphe Danzieer in Los Angelo, Times.
The Holly chieftain., 1914-10-02
NOTICE FOR PUBLICATION.
Department Of the Interior.
U. S. Land Office at Lamar, Colo,,
August 21, 1911

August q, 1914.
Notice is hereby given that John Else o.
Holly. Colorado. who. on March 2. 1910. made
homestead entry. serial No. O7287. for south
west quarter. section 26. township % south
range AZ west. 9th principal meridian. has filed
notice Of intention to make three year proof. tc
establish claim to the land above described, be.
fore the Register and Receiver at Lamar. Colo
rado. on the 9th day Of October. 1914.
Claimant names as witnesses: W. r. Pratt
Frank Sears. James Powers and Thoma, Wood
all Of Holly, Colorado.
1918 Eugene M. Whitaker. Register.
The Holly chieftain., 1914-10-02

For SALE-Good gasoline stove,
good heating stove, and thirty
yards of good engrain carpet. In.
quire at the Presbyterian manse.
New-York tribune. [volume] (New York [N.Y.]) 1866-1924, 1914-01-07

plaint coming from several others inter
ested in racing.
Another cause for postponing the races
was the weather i'm Southern California
during the latter part of February. The
rainy season rs then at its worst, while
curing the latter part OF March conditions
are settled. and bright, sunshiny weather
usually prevails.
The announcement came rs a surprise
TO the racing enthusiasts. as those who
lad planned ON going TO the Coast were
not notified. Ralph Milford shipped his
Pcugeot car to California only couple
OF DAYS ago. TO he there in time for early
practice Had m known OF the postpone
ment he could have given more time TO
the work ON the new track car which he
is building.
Several OF the indianapolis entrants
will now take advantage Of the Coas
events and ship 20 Santa Monica. TO try
out their new racing creations being
built for the indianapolis race.
New-York tribune. [volume] (New York [N.Y.]) 1866-1924, 1914-01-07
REWARD FOR AUTO DRIVERS
Honest Chauffeurs to Receive a
Monthly Premium.

Several reforms Of constructive nat
t's have been put in force by G. T. Sill
'r, distributor of the Peerless. one OF
ne principal Of these has 10 do with the
Chauffeur problem. Silver has hit on
pan which he believes will do more than
anything else 20 develop drivers TO the
highest possible ericency
A ne rightly points out in order that
ne owner should obtain maximum ser
wee from his car. there should be the
iuHsst cooperation between owner. dealer
and driver. Obviously a drivers duties do
ho' cease with driving. II his duty 10
Keep the car always ready by everlasting
'usnuon 10 the moving parts.
lie should keep the cylinders free from
'areon. see tina, IL is properly oiled, and
nay al nuts. bolts and screws are tisht.
ne should ask advice OF the dealer when
y oouo, about anything and follow that
'e'ce Ano. outside Of the purely me-
0'~nicai end. he should be able 20 get the
MAXIMUM efficiency for the least OK
Fhi'tire In gasolene. tires and supplies
10 encourage pslnstakinr on the drivers
e~t and With the owners consent. the
a. SILVER Motor Company will present
Tie driver Of each Peerless pleasure
:, purchased through them. az retail.
month for period OF twelve months
sSeh month that the car is not laid
V' repairs or adjustments. except
=, IN Their opinion, It is not the fault
The driver.
~ "0"s'er. repairs or adjustments are
M, NECESSARY by the drivers neglect Of
- es'ies they reserve the right 10 dis
~ NE 'he monthly reward. and sum-
- houiy the owner OF the drivers
''ps'enee' This plan practically puts
n ,,, on efficiency and will auto
b"s eliminate tie slipshod and care
'Hsunepr from the deld
New-York tribune. [volume] (New York [N.Y.]) 1866-1924, 1914-01-07
Wooden Wheels Will Find
No Place on the Overland

wire wheels before our new model was
announced but after thorough test de-
cided that they we're not practical for our
car. mainly because they pick Up ana
hold more lirt than the wooden wheels
and are much harder 10 clean.
a large majority OF the O"o over
lands We are building this year are corr
tracted for by owners who do not en-
ploy chauffeur. and il was for their con-
yenience that We decided against wro
wheels No man who cares for his own
car likes to spend several hours cleaning
il after a run over muddy roads. Because
Of the numerous out-of-the-Nay surfaces
exposed wire wheels require this extra
care. without thorough cleaning and
New-York tribune. [volume] (New York [N.Y.]) 1866-1924, 1914-01-07

drying after every run in damp weather,
wire wheels soon rust out.
/. we have improved the new overland
wooden wheels. just as VIC have every
other essential part of the car. Only the
very best quality OF second growth hick-
Org is used. The design is such that there
is much more strength and ruggedness
than will ever be needed. Every piece
Of wood is subjected TO special oil
treatment which positively precludes pos
sibility OF decay. The oil treatment also
eliminates shrinkage or swelling Of the
wood. and a further precaution we take
against loosencss and rafting is the uso
cf q bolt through every spoke where Il
iolns the metal hub
New-York tribune. [volume] (New York [N.Y.]) 1866-1924, 1914-01-07
Vanderbilt Cup and Grand
Prize Auto Races in March

The Automobile club of America has
sanctioned the Grand Prize race for Los
Angeles and Mr. Shctucr said he had
been assured that the American Automo-
bile Association would shortly sanction
the Vanderbilt cup contest
Savannah Milwaukee and the Long
Island Motor Parkway officials did not
hid for the races this year. II Is under
stood that the Western Automobile ~
ISOLATION was the only organization which
sought actively for the privilege of ruu-
ming the contests.
one OF the objections Of the case com
pauy and others To entering the race
was the lack OF time TO get its cars
ready for the big races. and the manage
mont on the Coast found the same com
New-York tribune. [volume] (New York [N.Y.]) 1866-1924, 1914-01-07
'''SCo ISSUE MARKETED
n.a LOUIS Banks Take $780,
wy Receivers Certificates.

a. io-, Jan. "a syndicate of I'VE
VII ~, banks. II was learned to-day.
,,s.i,- ''"coo Of an issue OF si.5Oo,vo
ssa -. certificates Of the ST. Louis q
iss, $50 Railroad. The certificates
hos. placed on the market by
s.r,,,s,. "ssI chairman Of the board Of
cone.~.. " The ST. Louis Union Trust
"a. -" collars worth OF certificates
Lask ~ sod In New York. James W.
esy IN ,s'''nsn u the receivers. said to-
Wa H. :" snoft was being made TO
's fsceisershiy to an end in May.
New-York tribune. [volume] (New York [N.Y.]) 1866-1924, 1914-01-07
Banner Contests of the Year
Set Back a Month Be-
cause of Weather
Conditions.

For the first time In the history Of
American automobile racing the Grand
Prize and Vanderbilt cup races will he
held this year west Of the Mississippi.
The two major motor'car contests were
awarded TO Los Angeles Yesterday by the
Motor cups Holding Association.
II cropped out az the show that the
races would he held on March p and y.
instead OF on February p and %. as
originally planned
New-York tribune. [volume] (New York [N.Y.]) 1866-1924, 1914-01-07
Wire Spokes Tend to Catch
and Hold Dirt, to the
Despair of the
Owner.

40 owner likes to see ms machin"
dirty ard tlat is enc Of the principal
reasons why the 1914 Ovorlands arc
equipped with wooden wheels. though
wire wheels have come into favor to some
extent Of late" said President John y.
WHY'S. OF the Wilys-Overland Company
of Toledo. In recent discussion OF motor
car development. we experimental with
New-York tribune. [volume] (New York [N.Y.]) 1866-1924, 1914-01-07
JUST WHAT WE NEED.

From The Elmirs Advertiser
Mayor Mitchell is the Youngest ofticiaf
New York has ever had, and b. the same
token he also promises to be the most
vigorous.
The Redwood gazette. [volume] (Redwood Falls, Minn.) 1873-1940, 1914-04-21
CLASSIFIED
II

FOR RENT Furnished room,
strictly modern. Inquire at Gazette
Office 37-tf.
FOR SALE:-Mare seven years
old, weight 1,400 pounds, sound, with
foal, cheap. C. d. Thompson. 39-1t
WANTED:-A cream hauler for
the North Redwood : Creamery Co.
Apply at once. North Redwood. 39-1t
FOR SALE:-Late model Oliver
typewriter for sale at a bargain if
taken at once. r. F. Wherland, Red
wood Falls, MINI. 39-tf
WANTED:-Have a party who is
DESTROYS of locating in Redwood, or
Renville counties. Wishes to buy d.
rect from owner. R. F. Wherland,
Redwood Falls, MINI. 39-4t
FOR SALE:-Nearly new single In
dian Motorcycle very reasonable. 34-tf
P. v. Finley.
FOR SALE:-Invalid, Wheel Chair
and Litter. Good as new. Will sell
cheap. C. G. Holmes, Clements, Min
nesota. 38-4t*
The Redwood gazette. [volume] (Redwood Falls, Minn.) 1873-1940, 1914-04-21
GOOD HOME FOR SALE:-House

GOOD HOME FOR SALE:-House
with ten rooms, cistern, city water,
bath and electric lights. Good barn,
auto shed and chicken house. Two
lots, good lawn, shrubery, also apple
cherry and plum trees. Owner w.
F. jackson. 38-2t
WANTED:-A girl for general
house work. Write or call Mrs. Har-
ris Peavey. Redwood Falls. 38-tf
FOR SALE:-Have a /. H. C. 90
horse Tractor, a 32x54 Case Steel
separator all complete including a
500 gallon Standard Oil Co. tank, in
first class shape, ready for the field
excepting drive belt, will take $1,000,
and allow discount for cash. This
machine can be seen on farm re-
ferred to in my other adv. in this
paper. Chas. Barnum, 1875 Fulton
Street, Mankato, MINI. 36-tf
FOR SALE:--Rose Comb r. l. Red
Matching eggs from choice selected
flock. 75c for fifteen, $500 per hun
dred. Anna Wilson, Redwood Falls.
Route A. 36-4t"
A little "want ad" in The Gazette,
now and then, Brings sure results to
any man.
The Redwood gazette. [volume] (Redwood Falls, Minn.) 1873-1940, 1914-04-21
OF CITY INTEREST

NJ A. D. McRae was visitor at NAH
inomen last week. l
d Albert Pfaender of New, Ulm at
tended to legal business at Redwood
Falls last Thursday.
Misses Maude Peterson and Matte
Callaghan went to the Twin Cities
today to attend grand opera.
The Erickson Brothers of Frank
lin came up Tuesday for their new
Oakland car, which they purchased
of C. d. Thompson.
The Farmers Club of Redwood
Falls township will meet with J. j.
and d. NJ. Tiffany, Friday of this
week. Important matters will be dis
cussed.
The Gazette wishes to correct a
wrong impression made last week,
when it was stated that alfalfa seed
was obtainable from ]. E. Neil. This
is not the case as the entire thirty
bushels obtained by the County Agent
was sold before ordering.
Cleveland Cherry has recently grad
uated from the State School of Vet
Urinary at Kansas City and will To-
cate at Redwood Falls, where he and
Mrs. Cherry, formerly Miss Myrtle
Wolverton will be heartily welcomed
by their friends.
The Redwood gazette. [volume] (Redwood Falls, Minn.) 1873-1940, 1914-04-21

Miss Huschke of Gilfillan was a
visitor here Saturday.
Mrs. Mccormick of ST. Paul WIS.,
tied her mother, Mrs. Cummins last
week. pr .a-sr - s1
Fred Murset and G. E. Mckay
transacted business at Lamberton
Wednesday.
Mrs. VIM. F. Diekmeir, Miss Laura
Richter and Mr.. and Mrs. Wick Ores
ser of Franklin were in Redwood
Falls last Wednesday.
Mrs. E. c. Green of Rochester,
who has been visiting her parents,
Mr.. and Mrs. E. A. 'Chipman, re-
turned home last week.
Joe Drake, who has been i'll and
confined to his room for the past
several weeks, is again able to be
out, and is being heartily welcomed
by his friends.
Mr. and Mrs. o. S. Durham en-
tertained Mr.. and Mrs. w. R. Barnes
and Mr.. and Mrs. w. G. Weldon at
dinner Saturday evening in honor of
Mr.. Dunham's birthday anniversary.
Mrs. Henry Schleuder, who has
been at a Minneapolis hospital for
the past six weeks, returned to her
home Sunday night. Mrs. Schleuder
recently underwent an operation,
which was very successful and her
health is very much improved.
The Redwood gazette. [volume] (Redwood Falls, Minn.) 1873-1940, 1914-04-21
VIM. Rosendahl received ascarload

VIM. Rosendahl received carload
of Studebaker cars last Friday.
Misses BIaas and Moore Of Win
throp were guests of Jack Miller
Sunday.
Remember the date set for the.
Queen Esther cantata is Friday,
May 8.
F. R. Lobdell went. to st. Peter and
Mankato yesterday on short bust
ness trip.
Archie McCorquodale of Delhi is
driving a new REQ purchased of c.
D. Thompson.
James Drake of Fairfax spent sew
eral days last week with his broth
er, Geo. Drake.
Mrs. E. A. Pease will entertain the
members of the Pythian Club at her
home this evening.
Mrs. Davis Of GAINESVILLE will come
this week for visit at the home of
her daughter, Mrs. O. S. Durham.
Ladies Mite Society will hold
second hand sale, May /, and in
Cooper building just East of State
Bank. 39-2t
Rev. Jobusch, Rev. Myers of Delhi
and Robt. Stewart attended Presby-
terry at jackson last week returning
Friday.
Norman Lane, formerly one of the
proprietors of the College Inn ar
rived Thursday for q visit with
friends.
C. G. Sasse of Morgan purchased
60 horse power Oakland six from
&c D. Thompson and came up last
Wednesday to drive it home.
A good education opens the door
to paying positions. Secure your edu-
cation at Mankato Commercial Col
lege, Mankato, MINI. 39-2t
A basket social will be held at
Shoemaker's hall at North Redwood
next Saturday evening, the proceeds
of which will be used to help pay
the Old Soldiers monument.
The Redwood Falls Cemetery As
ISOLATION will hold a meeting at the
lecture room of the Library at three
o'clock Saturday, May 2. This is
very important meeting at which Of
ficers will be elected and other bust
ness transacted and full attendance
is requested. 39-2t
Japanese morning glories, moon
vines, dolichos beans, kudzu, and lima
beans will cover the ugly fences,
sheds and coops. If you use string
from the ground to the wire above
it will tempt these vines to feats of
high climbing, and the result will be
a wall of green decorated with flow
ers; and if lima beans are planted,
delicious source of nourishment;
and do not forget that you are in
vited to come to the Library and
look over those books for gardening,
list of which appears elsewhere in
this paper.
The Redwood gazette. [volume] (Redwood Falls, Minn.) 1873-1940, 1914-04-21
RUGS. RUGS. RUGS.

We will have a consignment of
some of the finest Rugs ever brought
to Redwood Falls, about April Is.
If you anticipate buying, wait and
see what we have. 1t will pay you.
H. c. RUTTER,
39-1t. Furniture Store.
The Redwood gazette. [volume] (Redwood Falls, Minn.) 1873-1940, 1914-04-21
LAWN MOWER

The new Clarinda is the latest out!
Coldwell and Whitmore and Barnes
mowers also on sale. New machines
for sale and / will sharpen and re-
pair old ones. If you need anything
in my line call at Muehlbauer's. 39-2t
Geo. WEIGH.
The Redwood gazette. [volume] (Redwood Falls, Minn.) 1873-1940, 1914-04-21


jackson and Barr have appeared
in all the principal eastern theatres.
and are now on their way to the
coast where they play long summer
engagement SO here is your oppor-
tunity to see these dances, which are
the sensations of the century.
Jackson and Barr, clever pair of
dancers have been secured for short
season by the management of 'Lifes'
shop window company and will be
seen with that attraction when it
comes to the Redwood Falls armory,
next Friday April "a, in their world
famous international society dances,
such as 'The Tango Dance" "Hesita-
ton Waltz" and others.
The Kennewick courier. [volume] (Kennewick, Wash.) 1905-1914, 1914-02-13
FaIIihiiity Of the Eyewitness.

When Professor +. G. Dockeray, in
the psychological department of the
University Of Kansas. got into an alter
cation one day with the janitor. who
entered the classroom and insisted on
sweeping while Dockeray was lectur-
ing. a number of students rushed to
his rescue. The affair grew into
free for all fight. during which the
janitor, who had drawn revolver.
was overpowered and disarmed. AS
burly student grasped the pistol shot
was fired. AS soon as order was some
what restored the frightened and fee
ing students reassembled and accounts
were taken from them of the affair."
All the students swore they had heard
the shot, and several told of seeing
the smoke from the revolver. Then
Professor Dockeray told them it was
an experiment. a fight had been plan
ned carefully. and the shot of the re-
volver was from the outside of the
building by a student posted there.
The purpose Of the experiment was to
show the unreliability Of information.
even when furnished by an eyewitness.
The Kennewick courier. [volume] (Kennewick, Wash.) 1905-1914, 1914-02-13
W.abby's" Prank at Eton,

Thorold. in his Life of Labouchere,"
tells r:1is story of young "Labby"
while he was at EtOn:
while the old chapel was being re-
stored temporary chapel of wood and
iron was run up. The corrugated iron
roof made the heat intolerable during
the summer months. so Labouchere
hit upon a plan to put stop to the
nuisance Of chapel in the shanty.'
One boy was to pretend to faint and
four others were to carry him out. A
fifth was to follow bearing the hats
Of the performers.
'"The plan worked admirably. The
service was brought to temporary
stop, and the boys as soon as they
were outside scampered merrily off
and procured some agreeable refresh
ment The repetition of this comedy,
Of course, aroused the suspicion Of
the masters, but. nevertheless, like
many of Labouchere's intrigues in lat
er life. it produced eventually the de-
sired effect There was no more chap
ell during the hot weather until the
restoration of the old chapel was COM
plete."
The Kennewick courier. [volume] (Kennewick, Wash.) 1905-1914, 1914-02-13
Pasteurs Modesty.

In 1882, when the international con-
gress of medicine first met in London,
Pasteur was the most distinguished of
the foreign delegates present With
his usual anxiety to avoid publicity,
he came over accompanied only by his
son and son-in-law and took rooms in
Charges street. For ten days before
his arrival invitations were addressed
to the famous Frenchman at the bu-
reau of the congress, but no one called
for these, and he was not seen till he
entered st. James hall to attend the
opening meeting. One Of the stew
ards was leading him to the place re-
served for him on the platform when
he was recognized, and Immediately
cheers rang through the hall. Quite
unconscious that these were meant for
him, he said alphabetically: mo doubt
the Prince of Wales is arriving.
ought to have come sooner"
The Kennewick courier. [volume] (Kennewick, Wash.) 1905-1914, 1914-02-13
One of the Family.

Boarding round. as the old time dis
trict school teacher did. was not al
ways an unmixed joy, but occasional
ly, writes Sophie e. Eastman in her
book. "In Old South Hadley," teach
ers were able to administer needed
discipline by reason Of their intimate
knowledge Of the family life of their
pupils.
There were some teachers who did
not need the usual injunction to make
yerself to hum" Miss Mary n. one
day called to her desk boy with
whose widowed mother she was then
boarding. She gave him what she
called "a good ferruling," although he
had no idea for what offense he was
being punished.
''There." she said when she had fin
ished, NOW We'll see whether you will
make up faces at your mother the next
time she tells you that you are to have
hasty pudding and milk for breakfast
The Kennewick courier. [volume] (Kennewick, Wash.) 1905-1914, 1914-02-13
Bargain Hunting.

An amusing story is told in connec-
ton with the early days Of Sir j. B.
Robinson. the South African million
aire. He was crossing the Vaal river
in 1869, looking for diamonds. He
asked the natives if they had seen
any pretty Stones and at last he
found man who had a diamond. 1t
was a small stone, and the prospector
offered him e10 for it. but he refused
to part with it. He increased his Of
fer to f12, but still the man refused.
what will you take for it?" be was
asked
Twenty goats" was the firm reply;
nothing less"
81 sent off to the nearest farm" says
Sir j. B. Robinson in telling the story,
land bought twenty goats for FL los
and SO got possession of my first dia'
mond. London Globe.
The Kennewick courier. [volume] (Kennewick, Wash.) 1905-1914, 1914-02-13
Well Posted.

The old man who acts as postmaster
in small southern town likewise
keeps a general merchants shop. He
is often accused of reading the post
cards that pass through his hands,
but this he strongly denies. A lady
called at the shop and ordered. among
other goods, a ham and a cheese. Two
days later the lady called again and
asked why these two articles had not
been sent with the other goods. "Oh.
replied the merchant calmly, Il saw
by the postcard 20 got yestiday tibet
yo' friends wasn't comm. so nachelly
thought 70 wouldn't need them
things. "-Argonaut.
The Kennewick courier. [volume] (Kennewick, Wash.) 1905-1914, 1914-02-13
NOTICE TO SWINE BREEDERS

The Kennewick Valley Swine
Breeders Association will meet at
the Commercial Club rooms Satur-
day afternoon, February Il, at 1:3O
for the purpose of electing officers
The Kennewick courier. [volume] (Kennewick, Wash.) 1905-1914, 1914-02-13
Difficult State of Mind.

'We're all fretted up" remarked
Three Fingered Sam. ''since Bronco
Bob got engaged to the schoolma am"
81 should think a tender sentiment
would improve his. disposition"
His disposition is improved. but it's
uncertain. If you don't brag about
what purity gal the schoolma'am is
he feels disappointed, and If you brag
too much he gets jealous. "a Spokane
Spokesman-Review.