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Yorkville enquirer. [volume] (Yorkville, S.C.) 1855-2006, 1914-11-06
Humorous department.

A Progressive Youth.-'I had always
heard that New Englanders were
smart" a young physician who was
graduated" from a village practice
remarked the other day, but l hardly
thought it developed at such an early
age"
He smiled reminiscently. then con-
tinued:
Just after l settled down in Dobbs
Corners, a 12-year-old boy called on
me one evening.
Say, doc, 1 guess l got the
measles he remarked, but nobody
knows it 'cept the folks at home, an
they amt the kind that talks, ii
there's any good reason to keep
quiet
Il was puzzled, and 1 suppose
looked it.
LAW, get wise, doc my visitor
suggested. What will you give me
to go to school an spread it among
all the kids in the village""
Yorkville enquirer. [volume] (Yorkville, S.C.) 1855-2006, 1914-11-06

&S' What are you thinking of, Miss
Wombat?"
"Of your name, Mr.. Huggins.
My name?"
Yes, as Shakespeare says, is there
anything in a name?'
Yorkville enquirer. [volume] (Yorkville, S.C.) 1855-2006, 1914-11-06

Heard on the Beach.-Often when
look up at the stars in the armament
| cannot help thinking how small
how insignificant l am:
Indeed. And is it only then that
that thought strikes you. Reggy!
Yorkville enquirer. [volume] (Yorkville, S.C.) 1855-2006, 1914-11-06

Saving of Soap.-"Willie, did you
wash your hands before sitting down
to the table,"
One of 'em, ma; the other didn't
need it,"
Yorkville enquirer. [volume] (Yorkville, S.C.) 1855-2006, 1914-11-06

IN How was the matinee, Felice?
Il have never before enjoyed play
so much. Just look at this handkef-
chief, It's soaked with tears.'-Bir'
mingham Age Herald.
Yorkville enquirer. [volume] (Yorkville, S.C.) 1855-2006, 1914-11-06

Nothing Left.-Reporter-l would
like to get some details of yesterday s
wedding"
Mrs. Parvenue-"I'm sorry, but ev-
erything is eaten up."-Brooklyn Life
Yorkville enquirer. [volume] (Yorkville, S.C.) 1855-2006, 1914-11-06

Il Is.-Poverty is blessing in dis
guise" quoted the sage.
Well" replied the fool the dis
guise is certainly effective.
natti Inquirer.
Yorkville enquirer. [volume] (Yorkville, S.C.) 1855-2006, 1914-11-06

Mrs. Joe Persons Wash should
be used in connection with the
Remedy for the cure Of sores and
the relief of inflamed and congest-
ed surfaces. 1t is especially val
liable for women, and should al
ways be used for alterations.
Yorkville enquirer. [volume] (Yorkville, S.C.) 1855-2006, 1914-11-06

8B- France maintains an institute OF
sociological psychology on a farm near
Paris for the study Of the habits Of
animals under natural conditions.
Yorkville enquirer. [volume] (Yorkville, S.C.) 1855-2006, 1914-11-06
Regarding the
Monument

The Monument is the sole product
of man which is expected to exist,
without change or repair, for all
time-beyond the memory that we
cherish in our hearts, which is only
as long as the span Of life. 1t may
help to form a record, but it is erect
ed as a tribute Of love to those who
have passed ito that bourne from
whence no traveller ever returns" AS
such, let it be a thing Of beauty, not
dark and somber, but bright and
cheerful; not typifying earthly sor-
row, but symbolizing undying love.
And as architecture is brought to US
from the past by the tombs Of the
ancients. so let us pass on to those
in our steps, some worthy expression
of our conception Of beauty.
PALMETTO MONUMENT CO.
JOS. G. SASSI, Prop.
Phone 211 Yorkville. S. G..
Yorkville enquirer. [volume] (Yorkville, S.C.) 1855-2006, 1914-11-06
Heating Stoves

The cool Evenings and Mornings of
September remind us that the winter
is coming on. Prepare for it now
Get your Heating Stoves in shape for
the time when you will need them. If
you want a new HEATER or STOVE,
come and see us for what you need.
We can suit you in Size, Quality and
Prices.
If you already have the Stoves or
Heaters and need Piping or other Fit
tings to put them in shape, we can
supply these too, and we will be glad
to do so. We are always ready to
serve you.
Yorkville enquirer. [volume] (Yorkville, S.C.) 1855-2006, 1914-11-06
Terms and Conditions

a SATURDAY,
a 60 r. NJ, SHARP
by him or her Where IT is desired
When
discontinued Cubmker
unfufed
subscriber the time the original name was entered on our
names on the
Clubmak the right to
decide
the each such payment
the
Wherever
gveth
In Always initials and present
will be of avoiding much
premiums TWO WEEKS will
fol th
the
the unless New Clubs formed
L. M. CRISIS SONS, Publishers.
YoRKvIIIE CAROLINA -
Yorkville enquirer. [volume] (Yorkville, S.C.) 1855-2006, 1914-11-06

Lancaster News, Nov. 8: Dunbar
Hagins, a colored boy about 10 years
of age, is now in Jail for robbing the
postoffice at Stoneboro, on wednesday
night. The pOstottice is in the bulld-
ling occupied by the Stoneboro glnnery
at Stoneboro, this county. On Ihurs-
day morning it was discovered that
the building had been entered from
the rear door and money from the
drawer taken amounting to SEAL.
Sheriff ]. P Hunter went down TO
Stoneboro and made full inVestlga-
ton of the matter Suspicion attach
ed to the colored boy Hagins, who n
nally made full confession to the
sheriff. The boy stated that he effect
ed an entrance through the rear door
of the building by putting his hand
through the "cat hole" cut at the bot
tom of the door and with a stick push
ed up the bar. which fastened the
door. A part of the $2I.4l taken by
the boy was 1,421 one cent pieces.
The boy will be handled in both the
state and United states courts. MI
| NJ. L. Reckham of Pleasant Hill, the
United States government ginning
statistician for this county, informs US
that the number of bales OF cotton
ginned in the county up to october ~,
1914. was 1891 bales as against S,62i
for the same period last year. Sat
urday afternoon while riding on the
lPepsi-Cola wagon with the negro
driver, little James Davis, infant son
of Mr.. and Mrs. Walter p. Davis fell
from the vehicle and before he could
be picked up the wheels had passed
over his body. The child was pam
tully injured, but it is hoped not seri-
ously Saturday morning at the
/ Central Graded school building, the
County Teachers association and the
! County School Improvement associa-
ton were reorganiZed. a goodly num-
Der of teachers listened to short ad-
dresses by Mr.. John r. Green. super
Iintendent I.ingle and Superintendent
Wessinger. -. The Pitcher organ or
dered by the First Baptist church was
shipped from Louisville, last Friday
anu is expected here this week
Yorkville enquirer. [volume] (Yorkville, S.C.) 1855-2006, 1914-11-06
INDIGESTION and Nervousness

are overcome by Mrs. Joe Persons
Remedy, which purifies the blood and
tones up the system. Mrs. Mary
Amanda Nash, Lumberton, N. c., was
severe sufferer from acute indiges-
ton, which brought on extreme nerv-
business, suffering daily with catarrhal
headache. Mrs. Joe Persons Reme-
dy relieved all these ills and she en-
dorses it as the best medicine in the
world.
GIVE NATURE A CHANCE
Mrs. Joe Persons Remedy purifies
the blood and permits nature to re-
pair the damage Of the ills brought on
by impure blood-indigestion rheu-
matism, scrofula, eczema. Get the
blood right and most ills are cured.
Your druggist should have Mrs. Joe
Persons Remedy. If he hasn't, send
us his name and one dollar for large
bottle.
REMEDY SALES CORPORATION
Charlotte, n. G.
Yorkville enquirer. [volume] (Yorkville, S.C.) 1855-2006, 1914-11-06
THE IRENE RANGE

Is the BEST Moderate Priced Cook
ing Stove on the market. There are
scores of satisfied users in York coun-
ty. Well give you names of users II
you want to inquire about it.
Yorkville enquirer. [volume] (Yorkville, S.C.) 1855-2006, 1914-11-06
REAL ESTATE
LOOK! Now Isn't This Nice selec.

LOOK! Now Isn't This Nice Selec-
ton?
The j. X. Hope Place: 70 acres,
near Tirzah, on Rock Hill and Clay
Hill and Yorkville and Fort Mill roads.
5-room dwelling; large barn; tenant
houses and other buildings; wells
one at house and other at barn. Ad-
Joins T. NJ Oates, F. E. Smith and
Mrs. Glenn. This is something nice.
See ME- QUICK.
The E. T. Carson Place: 1S5 acres;
S-room dwelling; Groom tenant
house; large barn; crib, etc. Plenty
of wood. Adjoins w. R. Carroll and
others. Now is your time to see me.
Two Tracts-One 63 acres and the
other 60 acres-about 6 miles from
Yorkville on McConnellsville-C Chester
road. First tract has 4-room dwell
ing; barn, crib and cotton house. 9th
er tract has one tenant house. Each
tract watered by spring and branch.
Plenty Of timber. Good, strong land,
and the price i5 right. Better see me.
Town Property: My offerings here
are very attractive. Can suit you eth
er in a dwelling or a beautiful lot in
almost any part Of Town on which to
erect one. Let me show you.
|GeO. w. Williams
REAL ESTATE BROKER.
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Club ConteStS$19
Liberal Pay For Pleasant,
Easy Work.
GET SUBSCRIBERS
FOR THE ENQUIRER
Nine Competitive Premiums and
Smaller Prizes Without Limit,
Guaranteeing Full Compensa-
alton For Every Worker.


CAT 0 AND c9 E Foe OF THE PAsr
- FIFTY-NINE YEARS DEEM UNNECESSARY TO OFFER
ANY WORDS OF INTRODUCTION OR PROMISE FOR THE YORK
ENQUIRER AND CONSIDERING THE LONG PLEASANT AND
SATISFACTORY RELATIONS EXISTED BETWEEN THE
BUSINESS OFFICE AND SO MANY GOOD FRIENDS WHO HAVE AL
WORK SUBSCRIPTIONS GETTING NEW SUB
TO GO INTO DETAILED METHODS HAVE
FOLLOWED FOR so MANY YEARS WITHOUT ANY MATERIAL
CHANGE.
OUR ANNUAL suBscsIPmoN-rAKING CAMPAIGN I NOW
m T BS Sh% @ n all
PREMIUM OFFERS, ALWAYS GENEROUS
may 5 @ m ssfG5s % the
ny ss ss y as will be noted that the
o., N.Y.. r.,nrn.1
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Ths pPcs she @ ss arS SP s Ss M the
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COMPETITIVE PREMIUMS
. ssss i fs;s 5:s% Third
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either II KsupR M eTS sSd 81 h or saS aS
gum gun. ordinary price S
Hsss
above, worth $500.
PREMIUMS Feather-weght 1s
GUN, worth $500.
a
GUN, worth s1s
piece DINNER SET American made and
Of Quality worth $1,000
TOWNSHIP PREMIUMS
Nine Townships returning and paying
ToEnshp 7ins
give One apiece DINNER SET
- OTHER PRFsI1UMs-
addition offers basis we are also
pleased 9
setSinch Shears Al inch
Embroidery Scissors, worth $L25
Styogaphic $l5O
years subscription the Progressive Farmer
$20 Gold
Pointed Pen Pocket Knife with name and ad
dress o
Hamilton Model No 27
22-cabre Rifle
EIGHT JunorW
Violin Snch Banjo
subscription YoRKVILLE EN-
QUIRER
retais high
2aibre Gold Mounted Fountain Pen
given for
enn at THE ENQUIRER Office
Eector Single
Loading Shot Gum
Following Barrel Ham
Hopkins Allen
Rifle
FOR FORTY York
NAMEs-one 2pee Dinner Set best American
Shot worth
of best American make
Yorkville enquirer. [volume] (Yorkville, S.C.) 1855-2006, 1914-11-06
COTTON

YES, the price Of cotton is low
and we may plead hard times; but
times would be harder should
your house be burned without
INSURANCE. Can you afford to
take the risk when a few dollars
will secure a policy in the
FARMERS MUTUAL?
ID. E. BONEY, Agent.
Yorkville enquirer. [volume] (Yorkville, S.C.) 1855-2006, 1914-11-06
York Lunch Room

THE YORK LUNCH ROOM is NOW
OPEN FOR THE FALL AND WIN
TER, and ready to serve Meals and
Special Orders at all hours.
When you are hungry, come and see
us and let US feed you. You will find
us in the DOBSON BUILDING, on the
corner of Madison and North Con-
gress st. Charges very reasonable.
- EGGS WANTED -
We want all the FRESH EGGS we
can get and will pay the Highest Mar
ket Price in Cash. Bring us your
Fresh Eggs.
II. d. DORSETT, Proprietor.
Phone 149.
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AS TOLD BY EXCHANGES
CONTINUED from Page OneD

East Side Church-W. j. simpson;
County and State EXtension-Dr. n.
Z. Mcconnell.
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GIVE NaTTTRE A CHANCE

REMEDY SALES CORPORATION
Charlotte, n. G.
Yorkville enquirer. [volume] (Yorkville, S.C.) 1855-2006, 1914-11-06
TOWNSHIP PREMIUMS

the Clubmaker in each Of the Nine Townships return
for a LARGER NUMBER OF NAMES than other Clubma
respective Township and receiving Of the above
give AZ piece DINNER SET.
Yorkville enquirer. [volume] (Yorkville, S.C.) 1855-2006, 1914-11-06

CARROLL FURNITURE co
Newark evening star and Newark advertiser. [volume] (Newark, N.J.) 1909-1916, 1914-07-28
ARE WRINKLES CAUSED BY
MODERN SOCIAL LIFE?


Often the papers and magazines
have made the rather broad state
ment that modern social life is the
only cause for wrinkles. Undoubted-
ly modern social life contributes some
to the existence of wrinkles, but one
can hardly say it is the cause. How
ever, the wrinkles do come and old
age has never made for attractive
ness, so we use the best means to re-
sist the tell-tale marks. A search for
the very best wrinkle eradicators has
brought us to this formula for an
economical vegetable jelly cream as
the simplest wrinkle remover and
skin stimulator. Its mask-like action
protects the surface while it stimu-
lates the blood vessels TO perform
their up-b building work. just get from
your druggist an ounce OF almozoin,
put it into a fruit jar and add one
half pint Of water. Before retiring
apply rather thicky over wrinkled OF
fabby surface and allow 1t to dry,
IT will harden rapidly and you will
note a slight Tightening of the skin
In the morning remove with hot wa
ter and note the immediate effect
which you will find lastins
Newark evening star and Newark advertiser. [volume] (Newark, N.J.) 1909-1916, 1914-07-28
NAME CLERK AS
HEAD OF SCHOOLS
IN ASBURY PARK
Clinton, Mass, Man Is Selected
as Superintendent by Shore
Town Board.
special to The Evening Star.

ASBURY PARK. July 2S.-From a
list of seventy-hve applicants the
city Board of Education. last night,
selected Frederick E. Clerk, superin-
tendent of schools of Clinton, Mass,
to succeed DR.. Fred ). Shepherd as
superintendent of schools Of Asbury
Park The tender will be for a year
at a salary of $500.
Mr.. Clerk is thirty -four years of
age, is a Yale graduate, former
member of the United States diplo-
matte service in the Orient and active
in athletics as well as scholastic af-
fairs.
Mr.. Clerk was born in Newark and
attended the public schools there. He
spent four years in Yale and then
took post graduate courses there and
in the University of Pennsylvania.
He gained the degrees of bachelor of
laws and bachelor of philosophy. In
the University of Pennsylvania he
specialized in pedagogy and political
economy. He was graduated from
Yale in 1908. His first work out of
school took him to Picking, China,
where he was engaged in doing spe>
cial financial work IN the American
legation there, holding position OF
secretary in the diplomatic service.
Later he returned to this country
ana became assistant principal OF tHe
high school of Brockton, Mass.
He spent two years in the Brock
ton school and then obtained his pres
ent position in Clinton. city of 5000
population. Mr.. Clerks father is liv-
ing in Long Branch.
Mr.. Clerk was candidate for the
position of superintendent of schools
of Passaic, where DR.. Stephens goes.
In this way he learned of the vacancy
here and applied for the position. Mr..
Clerk is married and has two chill
dren. He has spent the week-ends
this month with his father in Long
Branch.
When notified of his election as
city superintendent of schools at his
fathers home in Branchport avenue.
Long Branch, last night, Mr.. Clerk
said that he would accept the posi-
tion.
Newark evening star and Newark advertiser. [volume] (Newark, N.J.) 1909-1916, 1914-07-28
.KEYPORT QUEEN
/. BEGINS HERRE|CN
Miss Ola Sandman and Court
Now Hold Sway at
Carnival.
Special to the EVENING Star.


KEYPORT. July 2s.-Dressed in
holiday attire this beautiful resort
is at the height of its summer glory,
for yesterday marked the opening of
the carnival and baby parade cele-
brations.
The festivities began last night
when Miss Ola Sandman was crowned
queen of tho carnival. The corona
ton exercises took place in the Surf
Theatre and attracted 1000 persons.
The resort is crowded with visitors
from nearby resorts and in addition
there are many here from New York
and Brooklyn.
Henry Sa1z. chairman Of the carni-
val. officiated and presented to Miss
Sandman full authority to rule as
queen of the carnival.
Mr.. Salz said: lin behalf of your
loyal and loving subjects and by vir-
tue of the authority given to me by
Honorable Rufus o. Walling, mayor
of Keyport, N. j., I herewith offer
you their grateful homage and this
crown of gold This golden sceptre
is the symbol of the power vested
in you to rule this community on
Tuesday, July rs. 1914. until the hour
of midnight May your reign be with
a kindly Hdluy d iOfiH6 .ncojt anu
gentle justice. Such is the prayer
OF your obedient servitor."
Miss Campbell herewith placed the
crown upon the queens head and
Mr.. Salz delivered to Miss Sandman
the parchment properly executed and
duly signed by Mayor Walling and
bearing the seal Of the Borough of
IKeyport. r..
Al chorus of fifty voices sang the
Coronation Song, composed by Miss
Lillian v. Campbell. chairman of the
baby parade committee.
At the close OF these exercises the
queen and her attendants, Miss Au-
drey Jones, Miss Lillian Bolte. Miss
Anna May Mahoney, Miss Helen
Dodge, Miss Helen Mooney, Miss
Beatrice Mason, Miss Bessie Covert,
Miss Loretta Hines, Miss Grace Mas
sey and Miss Mildred Van Mater, at
tended the court ball at the Raritan
Inn.
This afternoon there will be parades
of firemen, business men and socie-
ties, decorated floats and automobiles,
also the great baby parade, in which
1000 children are expected to be in
line. Tonight there will be a mardi
gras, masque fete and band concerts.
Newark evening star and Newark advertiser. [volume] (Newark, N.J.) 1909-1916, 1914-07-28

Compound to me and / tried it at once
and found much relief. After that |
had no pains at all and could do my
aousework and shopping The same
s always. For years | have praised
Iydia e. Pinkham's Vegetable Com
,ound for what it has done for me,
nd shall always recommend it as a wo-
mans friend. You are at liberty touse
ny letter in any way Mrs. THOMSON,
NV. Russell St, Philadelphia, Pa.
Change of life is one of the most
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Women everywhere should remember
hat there is no other remedy known to
larry women so successfully through
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Vegetable Compound.
If you want special advice
write to Lydia r.. Pinkham Med
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ssadh held in strict confidence.
Newark evening star and Newark advertiser. [volume] (Newark, N.J.) 1909-1916, 1914-07-28
CITY ADVERTISEMENTS

~@~~~~-~-~-r>--~r>r-r.~
assessment OF benefits conferred upon all the
owners Of all the lands and real estate IN
the city OF Newark peculiarly benehted oy
each of the following Improvements in said
city, namely;
The construction of a sewer TO be known
GROVE TERRACE SEWERS AND
BRANCHES,
approved September IL, 1913.
said assessment comprises all lots tracts
and parcels Of land and real estate liable 20
be assessed as aforesaid lying on both
GROVE TERRACE
from the Irvington line TO West End ave-
nue. on both sides Of
BREAKENRIDGE TERRACE.
or Morris avenue, from the Irvington line %
! 90 feet west of the westerly line OF caro-
lima avenue: on both sides Of
COLUMBIA AVENUE
ISABELLA AVENUE.
from the irvington line to Plymouth street
on both sides of
VERMONT AVENUE.
from the 1rvington line 70 Laurel place. OF
both sides Of
MELRosE AVENUE.
from the Irvingfon lire TO Grove terrace
and on both sides OF
CAROLINA AVENUE
! from point about 100 feet sputherly RON
! the soufhery lire OF Breckenridge terrace
/ or Morris avenue to Laurel place.
And have nled their reports Of said ~
sessments for benefits in the Office Of ~
clerk Of the supreme ccart Of the Count
Newark evening star and Newark advertiser. [volume] (Newark, N.J.) 1909-1916, 1914-07-28
KICKED BY HORSE
KEARNY MAN DIES
George Gross Had Been Spend
ing Vacation With Children
in Maine.

Taking a hurried departure from
her home in Kearny, after she re-
ceived word that her husband had
been injured at his summer home in
Livermore, Me-, Mrs. George Gross,
wife of a Kearny butcher, began a
race against death last night to reach
the bedside of her husband. Whether
or not the woman arrived before the
husband died could not be learned.
In any event telegram announcing
the death Of Mr.. Gross was received
in Kearny early today.
The telegram yesterday explained
that Mr.. Gross had been kicked by a
horse and was in serious condition.
He requested that his wife be sum-
moned, and word was Immediately
telegraphed to Mrs. Gross instruct
ing her to start for Livermore. There
were no details to be had today at the
Gross home,
Mr.. Gross, who conducted butcher
shop at Halstead and Windsor
streets, Kearny, left a little more
than week ago. He was accom-
panied by his two children, George,
jr., and Miss Elizabeth Gross. Miss
Polly Warter and John r. Warter
relatives of Mr.. Gross. were also
members of the party. They intended
to spend the summer in Maine.
The deceased had been resident of
Kearny for more than twenty years.
He was of charitable disposition,
his benefactions being done in a clan
destine manner. Mr.. Gross was a
prominent member of Kearny Lodge,
B. p. o. Elks, and Copestone Lodge,
F. and A. nj. He was communicate
of Trinity Episcopal Church, Airing
ton. For a number of years he was
connected with the Kearny fire de-
partment. He served as captain of
Highland Hose Company for some
time.
Newark evening star and Newark advertiser. [volume] (Newark, N.J.) 1909-1916, 1914-07-28
THOUGH HE FOUGHT WITH REVOLVERS
AND MUSKET POLICEMANS CLUB WON

Patrolmen jackson and O'Brien
were sent in response to call for
help at the Tichenor street house.
They found the members of the
Spence family in the street and
Spence holding the fort in his home,
armed with an old army musket and
a revolver. He was taken into GUS
tody with no little difficulty.
Judge Hahn in the Third Precinct
Court today committed the prisoner
to the Essex county Jail for ten days.
Newark evening star and Newark advertiser. [volume] (Newark, N.J.) 1909-1916, 1914-07-28
OBITUARY
Hackettstown Man Dies
at Advanced Age of 90
special to the Evening Star.

HACKETTSTOWN, July 2s.-
George Bryan, ninety-three years old,
is dead at the home of his daughter,
Mrs. Asa H. Osmun, in Grand ave-
nue.. His father lived to be ninety
one. George Bryan was born on the
Bryan homestead near Port Murray,
which has been in the possession of
the family for nearly goo years. He
spent all his life in farming. His wife
died eighteen years ago. Mr.. Bryan
was one of fourteen brothers and sis
tiers. A brother, Henry Bryan, died
four months ago, at the age of ninety
six, and William Bryan, another
brother, of Great Meadows, is ninety
years old George Bryan is survived
by three sons, two daughters and
eight grandchildren.