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El Nuevo mexicano., 1914-10-22
EL pARTo De Los MONIES.

Por fin habl0 ell Sr. Ely, presidente
de la comision central Republican,
del Estado. contestando a las pregun-
tas que Sc lie hicieron acerca de las
condolences de su r~epresentado, Ell
candidate Republican,, Sr. Herman
dez. Pero, como ha sucedido hasta
Ell presente en- las comunicaciones de
dicho senior, ha resultado como ell tan
cacareado parto de los montes, y la
~respuesta de Ely, ha sido 10 mismo
que ell producto de las montanas: un
mfsero ratoncito; igual que sus ante
riores ma~nifiestos: IN adefesio sin
pies nj cabeza.
FL Sr. Ely responde con la negative
a las tres primeras p~reguntas que Sc
lie hicieron y dice que efectivamente
un candidate no debe proteger a sus
amigos; no debe tampoco vengarse
de sus enemigos, nj cometi6, mucho
menos,. Ell gobernador un acto de lin
tromision perniciosa7 cuando mando
al auditor ambulante al condado de
Rio Arriba a examiner la contabilidad
de la oficina del Sr. Hernandez. En-
cuanto a las calificaciones que posee
este senior dice que la principal de
elias: Els SER REPUBLICANO.
!Bien haya la l6gica del Sr. Ely:
voten por Hernandez porQue es Re-
p%ublicanol Precisamente por esta
misma razon los votantes de Nuevo
Mexico depositaran sus s~ufragios en-
su contra, POR SER REPUBLICANO,
por %pertenecer al partido de la corrup
tela y de las intrigas. Por esta ra-
zon repudiara ell pueblo a Hernandez,
no porque no 10 considere particular
mente honesto y una bella persona.
pero por estar revuelto con los caci-
ques que tanto NAL han hecho al pue-
bio de toda la nacion, en- general, y
muy especialmente al Hispano-Ameri-
can de Nuevo Mexico. Ell pueblo no
Sc dejara enganar por los cantos de
la sirena de los Republicanos que
~pretenden apelar q su patriotismo y
les dicen: eYoten por Hernandez
porque es Hispano-Americano.1 El
pucDAO IcCOIudId Id uiStOIld hepuDll-
cana; no ha olvidado todavia los in
formes de Strubbles v de Beveridge:
la conducta de los Republicanos du-
rante la election de Senador al Con-
greso esta muy reciente para olvidar-
la; Ell bofeton que ~entonces dieron al
pueblo de raza Espanola esta latente
todavia. FL pueblo Hispano-America-
no no ha olvidado TODD este. Ell pue-
bio Hispano-Americano a Quien ahors
pretenden halagar, les conoce perfec-
tamente y no Sc dejara seducir por
ellos. FL pueblo MISUNDERSTANDING
sabe que en- Ia persona de Harvey B.
FERGUSON tiene un amigo fiel. cons
tante Y ~verdadero y no lie volteara la
espalda ahora que ~necesita su sopor-
te. El pueblo Hispano-Americano
premiara los servicios de Harvey B.
Percussion m~andandolo otra veg al
Congress- Y despreciara las faIsas In
El Nuevo mexicano., 1914-10-22
sENrgNcIAs pE PUBLIC sYRo.

Ell amor, con las lagrimas. mace en-
los ojos y cae en ell pecho.
Quien discute con un ebrio, lucha
con un ausente.
Ell avaro no hace NADIA bien. mas
que morir.
Ell pariente mas proximo es ell bien.
hechor.
Els morir dos veces, morir por vo
luntad de otro.
III dia siguiente es discfpulo del an
terror.
Hasta I'm caballo tiene sombra.
FL genio indica Ell dolor, pero no 10
extingue.
FL nanto del heredero, es risa dis.
frazada.
Cuando menos ha dado la fortuna,
emo recobra.
Piedra que rueda no cria musgo.
Temblando no Sc llega al primer
puesto.
Ell que sclamente sirve para ST, esta
muerto para los demas.
Las chispas no asustan a los hijos
de los %herreros.
cuando tiembla Ell inocente conde-
ma a sus jueces.
Importa vivir bueno, no importa vi
vir mucho.
La paciencia es Ell puerto de las mi.
Nunca Sc estrecha la casa en- que
Sc reciben muchos amigos.
la duda es la mitad de la sabtdu-
ria.
El Nuevo mexicano., 1914-10-22
IMPosIRLE.-

Benigno G. Hernandez enteramente
falt6 en- desempehar su responsible
dad y en- propiamente lleyar 81 peso
de su confianza COMO tesorero del
condado de Rio Arriba-un condado
remote y especiaImente poblado de
Nuevo Mexico.
Los registros manifiestan que fue
abosolutamente n~ecesario que los off
ciales repetidas wees llamaran su
atencion a irregularidades gruesas en-
la ~conducta de su oficina. Apuntes
de cast $500 en- una ~brincadita Sc le
pasarcn de la vista y ha confesado en-
marcar grandes sumas en- tasaciones
"Pagadasg en- los libros de tasaciones
cuando ningunos pages habian sido
hechos. En- lin numero de casos el
ha admitido que las tasaciones sin
pagarse marcadas pagadas eran tasa-
clones en- las cuales 81 estaba intere
sado.
Tn hombre que ha tenido una caida
tan lastimosa del puesto de tesore-
70 del condado de Rio Arriba. Nuevo
Mexico. como i'm candidate para la
El Nuevo mexicano., 1914-10-22

CONGRATULATIONS EsTAN EN-
ORDEN.

Del Albuquerque Morning Journal,
Is de Octubre de 1914,
Ell Presidente de la Camara de Re-
presentantes de la Primer Legislature
del Estado de Nuevo Mexico, ell Hon.
r. l.. Baca merece ser congratulate.
Sc escape de la trampa que lie fue
puesta por una maquinaria sin escrd-
pulo, determinada a castigarlo.
Su ofensa fue de tai grade que no
Sc podfa perdonar cuando 81 rehus0
en- ~convenir a quitarle sus asientos a
suficientes Dem0cratas Y Progresis-
tas, para darle a la maquinaria dos
~terceras parties en- la Camara de Re
resentantes, como la o~btuvieron en- Ell
Senado por Ell ultraje en- contra de
Romero, del condado de Socorro.
La intentada prosecution contra
81 fue parte de la infame venganza
fraguada por hombres infames.
Tambien el Juez Abbott debe ser
congratulate por chasquear a los
hombres que ~pensaban que ellos POI
dian hacer uso ~despreciable de SD
corte.
Sin duda que las secciones de Nue.
70 Mxico estan mejorando mucho,
El Nuevo mexicano., 1914-10-22

TrabaIarA por una comIslon de
tarifa cientffica no-partidaria.
Una revision de la tarifa cedu-
Ia por cedula con una votacIon
alberta.
Legislation Efectiva Anti-Mo-
nopolista y creacIon de una conf
sion de Gambia.
Una tarifa protective para Igua-
lar competition entire los jorna-
Ieros de este pals y los ~extranle-
ros, I~abradores y criadores de anil
males.
SumIsIon de n enmIenda cons
tItucIonal proveyendo para SUI
Tragic igual.
Sumision de una enmIenda
constitutional proveyendo por
Prohibition NacionaI.
Limitation y restriction en- los
fondos de campaha y anti-ca-
maristas; elimination del "barril"
ue IA politicd.
Ley Westinghouse ImlaracIon
extranjera que no es deseable.
Por el ESTABLISHMENTS de n
marina mercante.
Pasaie de una Media para Ell
pago de n guardia nacional por
atendencla q las m%aniobras y SER
vicio adieIonaI.
EstabIecimiento de un coIeglo
Hispano-Americano NacionaI en-
Nuevo Mexico.
Legislation hacienda conserva-
clcn del beneflcIo mas grande al
pdbIico.
Llevar 4 cabo lac medIdas Pro-
greslvas em~puiadas por 81 Presi-
dente Wilson.
El Nuevo mexicano., 1914-10-22

prominente y responsible honora-
bic poslcion de IN Diputado al Con-
greso Dc los Estados Unidos por Nue.
70 Mexico Is enteramente inconclbi
Bile; es g~rotesco.
Es dificultoso realizar que cual-
quier partido p~olftico pudIera tener IA
asombrosa temeridad de pedirle a
c~ualquier votante intelligence, con NH
ras por la reputation de su estado de
votar por tai candidate.
El Nuevo mexicano., 1914-10-22

"Las cantidades marcadas pa
oadasT en- 81 Iibro general de ia.
saciones. eran tassciones ssess-
dss contra personas buenas. res
ponsables. de nuestra comunIdad,
y amigos personaIes mics. No
Guerra uue aparecieran deIIneuen-
tee en- los Iibros v que Sc vleran
eb'ioados s pspzr IN recsrqo.e-
BENicNo c. HERNANDEZ.
El Nuevo mexicano., 1914-10-22

nes de TODD 81 pueblo 4 pecho;
por IN hombre cullen no repre-
senta & nadIe mas que al pueblo
del estado, quien no tlene nlugu-
ma responsnbIlldad con los amos
y con nIngunos Intereses especial
leo;
Por IN hombre de quIen uste-
dos pueden estar orguIlosos y On
cullen pueden confIar-
voten por FRANCIS G. Will
SON para plputadc al CcnHresc
por Nuevo Mexico.
El Nuevo mexicano., 1914-10-22
TENcAN sU EsToMA E HIcADo
sAIUDABLES.

I'm estomago vigoroso, un Hfgaca
que trahaia con perfection 6 intesil-
nos actiTos y regulares Sc garani.-
Fan 81 ustedes usan las Nuevas Pfldo.
ras de Vida del DR.. King. Elias asc-
guran buena Digestion. Constipacicn
Correcta y tienen I'm efecto tonico e.,
celente en- TODD 81 sistema-Purif
quen SUI sangre v evftense todos vene
nos en- 81 cuerpo por medic de los r.
testinos. solamente % centavos Ell
todas las boticas-(Ady.)
El Nuevo mexicano., 1914-10-22

81 ustedes quleren que Nuevo
Mexico sea representado en- Wa
shinston por un representante
De uno de los Neo-Mexicanos
j6venes mas IimpIos, capaces,
mas habIIes y mas asres!vos;
Por IN homhre que puede ha-
bIar por gu estado . fuerza y
conviction y cullen puede traba.
Jar por su estado con los Intere-
El Nuevo mexicano., 1914-10-22

Creyendo que IA guerra en-
Europa Ie da a este pals una
oportunldad rara para ganar
ascendencia comercIal en- Ia
America del Sur y para csc
fin nosotros debemos educar
a nuestrOs Jovenes Hispano-
Americanos para IIenar posi-
clones dIpIcmaticas y conner
cIaIes en- palses dcnde su lem
qua nativa Sc habIa, me oblI-
90 a trabaIar y q vctar pcr un
coIegio HIspano Americana
Nacional y que 81 mIsmo sea
puesto en- Nuevo Mexico.
El Nuevo mexicano., 1914-10-22
IMPORTANTE!

FRANCIS c. WILSON, CAM
DIDArO PRoGREslsTA PARA
Ell coNGREso, PROMOTE 81
soPoRTE PARA FL EsTA5LE-
clMIENTo De UN c0LEGIo
MISUNDERSTANDING NAclo-
NAL EN- NUEvo MEXICO.
El Nuevo mexicano., 1914-10-22
BoLETo ~PRooREsIsTA.

Para Diputado al Congreso 64to.--
FRANCIS c. WILSON. de Santa Fe.
Para Miembro de la Comision de
Corporaciones de Estado-JOHN Nc
TEER, de Deming.
El Nuevo mexicano., 1914-10-22

Leyendo una i6ven cierta novela, II.
llegar a n conversation larga &c
dos smantes exclam0.
Que conversation tan in1til ha
llandose juntos v solosi
El Nuevo mexicano., 1914-10-22

Papa, que q~uieren decir las trcs
s S. s que Sc ponen al fin de cada
carta2
rQuieren decir: siempre seras
salvaie.
El Nuevo mexicano., 1914-10-22

ri Nuevo Mexleano es 81 p~erlodlcp
mas vIejo de Nuevo MsSIco. Es =
dado 4 Eodas lac Estafetas del Estadc,
y TIene una Circulation muy crande
entire 81 Pueblo intelligence y Pro IN
sIsta del sudoeste.
El Nuevo mexicano., 1914-10-22

Los Progresistas estan fernando
IN documento yalIoso de campana en-
la forma de una ~QuereIIa" por 81 gran
iurad0 de los electores de Nueyo
Mexico, John T. McTeer, presidents.
en- contra de Ia comIsion de corpora
clones del Estado. la leyenda en- la
cubierta del libro siendo como sigue
Estado de Nueyo Mexico,
condado do Santa Fe--ss.
EN- LA coRTE De LA OPINION
PuBLIcA.
FL Pueblo
En- Contra de-
La Comislon de C0rporaciOnes del
Estado de Nuevo Mexico. ouerella
baio la razon de- ineficiencia, falta
en- propIamente ser los int
reses pdbllcos y obtener n de-
volucion de 40 por ciento en- un
enyio de I'm vehfculo de ninos, GUAM
do hubiera sido mejor que hubiera
ocupado el tempo en- alguna cosa
de mas beneficio.
UNA GUERRILLA LEGAL:
cual estuvo bien atendida La lisa
Nuevo Mexico.
JOHN M. McTEER,
Presidents
El Nuevo mexicano., 1914-10-22

S~uscribanse AZ Nuvso Mexlcano So
I'm Peso al Ano.
El Nuevo mexicano., 1914-10-22
I'll NUEYO MExTcANO ESPANOL

TIene mas clrcuiaHdn que cuaI-
quler otro PerI6dlco EspahoI en- los
Estados unldoA. e1.OO a Aho.
El Nuevo mexicano., 1914-10-22

Las leyea de los Estados Unidos re-
quieren que cualesQuisra persona pa
CARA por I'm periodico mientras CONT
nue. tomandolo dc la estafeta, aunque
81 tempo por 81 cual Sc suscribi6 ha-
va expirado.
The Ward County independent. [volume] (Minot, Ward County, N.D.) 1902-1965, 1914-02-19
o . . o . . o o .. o o q o o
RESERVATION NEWS.
J. . % o o . o q . o o o o O.

~ ". w ~ S,l| ~. y ~ y ~ y ~ !"
Miss LANCE is spending few days
with relatives in Plaza.
Roy Butts is spending few days
with his parents near Glenburn.
Mr.. Egge made final proof on his
claim and has gone to his home in
the East.
Several Of the farmers in this local
#ity are improving the time by clean
ing up their seed grain.
Mr.. Gilbertson came back to his
claim last week. He has been work
ing in the elevator at Ryder during
his five months leave Of absence.
T. Fox and family have had q unique
foot couple Of weeks ago and was
obliged to 60 on crutches for 4 few
days. He is considerable better at
present, altho not able yet to wear
his shoe.
Woods Bros. are taking time by the
forelock and getting home their coal
for engine work in the spring. They
have already hauled several grain
tanks Of Hooking Valley coal, taking
advantage Of the sleighing and also
doing away with the necessity Of
The Ward County independent. [volume] (Minot, Ward County, N.D.) 1902-1965, 1914-02-19

Rev. Richmond occupied the Pres
byterian pulpit Sunday evening. He
will preach here every two weeks un-
til further notice.
John Halvorson returned from the
Minot fair on Wednesday. He ex-
presses himself as highly pleased
with the exhibits.
S. B. E. Siese, manager and secre-
tary Of the Great Northern Insurance
Co., Of Grand Forks, was business
visitor in town Monday.
Mr.. and Mrs.. John Keen are the
proud parents Of q bouncing baby boy
born Wednesday morning. John says
the young fellow is a good little Irish
democrat. rs
Mr.. and Mrs. Irwin Yoho left Thurs
day for st. Paul. The Yohos have re-
sided here only short time but have
made host Of friends who wish
them the best success during the COM
ing season and hope that they may re-
turn here again in the fall and make
Burlington their winter headquarters.
Mr.. Yoho is . professional ball play
er and has signed for the season with
the Winnipeg team. They will be
greatly missed BY the basket ball
team as Irwin was an enthusiastic
coach.
The Ward County independent. [volume] (Minot, Ward County, N.D.) 1902-1965, 1914-02-19
IN MANY STYLES

Mrs. ]. M. April and Miss Alice
Dahl entertained about twenty Of the
young people Saturday evening. The
rooms were tastefully decorated with
hearts and other evidence Of the fact
that the occasion was in honor Of st.
Valentine. Dancing and card playing
were the principal diversions. A de-
lightful lunch was served at twelve
and the balance Of the evening was
devoted to an impromptu concert and
other Stunts such as our young peo-
pie enjoy.
The Ward County independent. [volume] (Minot, Ward County, N.D.) 1902-1965, 1914-02-19

stopping work in the spring when ev-
cry day counts for so much.
T. OK and family have had a unique
kind Of "busy work" for the long win
ter evenings. They have handpicked
fifteen bushels Of seed barley. The
grain had been run thru the mill but
a good many wild oats were left in
which they were unwilling to sow out
here on the new, clean ground. This
is work which ought to give good re-
turns for the time expended.
The Ward County independent. [volume] (Minot, Ward County, N.D.) 1902-1965, 1914-02-19

T. $. Woodiwiss, from east Of the,
city, brot in 700 pound Chester
White SOW, perhaps the largest ami
NAL Of the kind ever grown in this.
section Of the state. Martin Jacob,
son is the owner Of a mammoth Berk-
shire poker. 9. B. Phifer. breeder
Of Dnroc Jersey hogs, brot in "Nortl1.
Prairie Queen" one Of the prettiest.
animals ever seen in the county.
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o o @ @ o 9 9 o o o o 8 o o o o
BURLINGTON. o

= BURLINGTON. o
. . o . o % o @ o o o 30 % o o
I. L. Mikodo is the relief agent sent
to take the place of Geo. Wood.
Walter Powell has bought Irwin Yo-
hos interest in the pool hall and dunch
room.
Mrs. VIM. Shields Of Minot was the
guest Of her sister, Mrs. Sam Strong,
over Sunday.
Mrs. P. NJ. Cole and James Miller
Of Kenmare are guests at the J. Y.
Miller home this week.
Mr.. and Mrs. Thomas Curren and
daughter of Ross are visiting at the
home Of Mr.. and Mrs. Muir.
Painters and decorators have been
engaged the past week in putting the
pool hall in first class shape.
Miss Hilda Christopherson Of Car
pic was the guest Of her sister. Miss
Anna Christopherson, Sunday.
Geo. Wood, the popular 500 agent
at this point is confined to his rooms
with an attack Of typhoid fever.
q Mr.. and Mrs. Chas. Wistrom went
to Flaxton Wednesday where they
will be guests q Will Wistrom Of that
city.
The Ward County independent. [volume] (Minot, Ward County, N.D.) 1902-1965, 1914-02-19
This Man Know Briquettes.

J. w. Sutherland, who was connect
ed with the state briquetting plant At
Hebron, N. D., for years, is in Minot
assisting the Northern Briquetting Co.
at their plant temporarily. Mr.. Suth-
erland knows more about making lig-
mite briquettes, perhaps than any 9th
er man in the world and he will give
the local concern the benefit Of his
knowledge.
The Ward County independent. [volume] (Minot, Ward County, N.D.) 1902-1965, 1914-02-19
McGahan's Hearing Feb. "a.

I'd. McGahan appeared before Jus
tice Lynch Friday afternoon in answer,
to a warrant secured by A. LeSueur,,
charging him with criminal libel.
Upon request, the hearing was post
poned until Feb. "a.
McGahan has just gotten out Of the
house after sick spell and LeSueur;
is confined to his home BY illness.
The Ward County independent. [volume] (Minot, Ward County, N.D.) 1902-1965, 1914-02-19
Annual Commandery BAH,

ss~SsesAssSss~s~Ay
One Of the prettiest balls ever given
in Minot was the annual knight Tenn
.plar ball in the Masonic Temple Friday
evening. It is estimated that $50
couples attended. The grand march
at $3.50 was lead by Major and Mrs.
E. s. Person. The Sir Knights were
in uniform and together with the pref
ty gowns worn by the ladies, the scene
was one long to be remembered. Many
Of the members Of the other bodies
were present and the merry makers
did not depart until the early morn
ing hours. Az IL o'clock . banquet
was served by Myers Cafeteria. Quig-
ley's orchestra played an unusually
fine program. There were many out
OF town guests. I. s
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a. G. O. Lomen Of Ryder, father 81
the Ryder editor, o. H. Lomen, IS 8in
the city on his way tovisit his daugh-
ter 1t Krsmlin, Mont.
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"Slim" SHELTON Skinned

"slim" Shelton, who was arrested
charged with trying to seduce an IL
year-old girl, shook the dust Of Minot:
from his feet and is said to now be in
Canada. Bad cess to him.
New-York tribune. [volume] (New York [N.Y.]) 1866-1924, 1914-11-01

The second case is when man discovers that
hrs chin sits bashfuly on his Adams apple, way
back in the orchestra circle. in this instan o
raising Of set of ioehunts is almost comrAe .
able
Aside from cases Of this unfortunate nature
there can Dc no justification for the cultivation Of
face lcben
Do you really suppose a normal woman ever
married man who was already sewed up in
SCI Of edwinmarkhams? She may have stayed on
with him after they had broken out, if she was
person with none Of the finer susceptibiltiesi but
even So there would come time when either she
or pspa's pampas grass would have to go! OF
course IL she is willing to let her children grow
New-York tribune. [volume] (New York [N.Y.]) 1866-1924, 1914-11-01

family? No woman could stand the strain Of hav-
ing callers, and even tradespeople smoker behind
their hands when they caught glimpse of her
husband standing in the bay window in his salmon
colores undershirt pruning and hacking off the
remain calm and affectonete under those condi-
tions she would be some little old helpmate-
what?
Don't misunderstood me; if you're fugiting
from justice or your chin backs away from your
teeth in a humble way why, don't hesitate-go to
IL with the loan, Bordeaux mixture and -four of
bone. and all will be forgiven! But if you raise
williamchases for any other reason, our sympathy
is all with the loved ones at home!
New-York tribune. [volume] (New York [N.Y.]) 1866-1924, 1914-11-01

It's heartrendng sight in any case, this
facial landscape gardening, from the time that
they innocently say at breakfast, "You forgot TO
shave this morning, dear" Ct has taken three
days for the rough sketch you show them.
to the dreadful harvest and fulflment Of your
noxous inspration).
Picture the nervous strain on the wife and
babes as they witness the gradual budding bios
somng and fruiton of the horror. How they
sadly watch the head of the house slowly disap-
pearing in cloud of brambles.
See those outstretched dimpled arms and hear
those sobbing voices: "Come back to US, papa!"
Isn't your pride touched on the when your
wife lifts up the door mat in the vestbule and
kisses it good night just account of the things
comparative silkinessl
stopl Consider! You who through some in
New-York tribune. [volume] (New York [N.Y.]) 1866-1924, 1914-11-01
James Montgomery Flagg
Words and Pictures
| Should Say SoH

Men who embark on career OF whisker cult
ure are obviously thoughtless. What man would
cultivate Wstaria Chinensis on his chin II he
yisualized himself at some future breakfast hay-
ing to loop up those vines with portiere cords
in order to slide poached egg in without mutt
lating it?
Can you not imagine him at night, restless and
troubled, continually waking up with smothered
yelp, dreaming that some dear old friend Of the
family is pushing his face right into keg of
wire nails?
When this our native land was sparsely popu-
lated, the raising of Ampelopsis Quinquefolia on
the jaws was not restricted. Now it is a different
natter and we must sterniy limit the space that
one individual may occupy. The Commissioner
Of Boards, as you all know, has wisely prohibited
the carrying Of whiskers in the subway trains
New-York tribune. [volume] (New York [N.Y.]) 1866-1924, 1914-11-01

has permission to stand on the grass in any part
of Central Park, or other city parks, during May
and June and pretend he is a spirea bush.
"If by any chance he should begin TO bear cur
rants or -gaces he must allow the Com
missioner Of Parks first pickings.
sEIe is required also TO permit any uniformed
official Of the Long Island Railroad Lost and
Found Department TO enter his beard at will,
without written order, and search for lost
purses, umbrellas or packages Of pressed beef or
coins OF any denomination.
"on February he agrees to step out from his
cocoon, and if he sees his own shadow report il
Immediately to the Board Of Health and crawl
back again.
an going over his rriyes hedge in the fall, be-
fore putting it in camphor he must destroy all
nests he comes across.
"on national and state holidays he is permitted
New-York tribune. [volume] (New York [N.Y.]) 1866-1924, 1914-11-01

hcrited mental weakness do not know the differ
ence between right and whiskers, hestatel Why
add to the strain of family life? Even II you
have already provided your wife with vacuum
cleaner why multiply the cares that burden
busy housekeeper7
Ask yourself If it will add in any way to The
pleasure of any one in the family. When your
mother has mislaid her steel-rimmed spectaclcs
does it not, after all, make one more place that
has to be ransacked?
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wILLIEs nOrRLE ENTENDRE.

The class had taken mp the subjects Of tho rul-
ers Of the world. The President Of the United
States, the King Of England. and their powers
and functions had been discussed.
Suddenly the teacher said: "Now Willie, what's
a Kaiser?'
"A Kaiser" replied the abseut-minded Willie,
whose strong point was geography instead Of
political history, "is stream Of hot water
springin' up and disturbin the earth lt-Biis.
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TAPESTRY ON THE FACE IS
TO BE DISCOUNTENANCED

zap and not know what their father looks like why.
them it's yp to her.
What a poor mollycoddle man must be to lead
a sheltered life in the midst of a thicket! Can't
YOU see that sort Of man creeping around the
house hiding the shears, hardly daring to drop off
to sleep for fear that his wife will suddenly take
q notion TO shear him and lay him bare to his
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during the rush hours. This ordinance made
to protect children You can readily see how
car full of bernardshaws would make diaphrag-
matte breathing, if not impossible, at least diff
cult for the little tots, buried, so to speak, under
this arbor of human Dorothy Perkinses
now THEY MIGHT INTERFERE WITH
TRAFFIC IN NEW YORK.
Luckily. Americans as nation don't go in for
whisker culture. At least, not in cities If they
did and there were no restrictions on the prae-