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The Daily Ardmoreite. [volume] (Ardmore, Okla.) 1893-current, 1914-10-27

All you who have torpid liver,
weak digestion or constipated bowels
look out for chills. The season is
here and the air is full of the dis
ease germs. The best thing to do
is to get your liver in good condl-
ton and purify the stomach and
bowels HERBINE is the right rem
edy, it answers the purpose COM
pletely. Price soc. Sold by Bomar
Drug Co.
The Daily Ardmoreite. [volume] (Ardmore, Okla.) 1893-current, 1914-10-27
IN SOCIETY
BY Jeanette H. Poland Telephone 36l

bury, the home of Whittier, proved
to be very interesting. Miss Dorothy
Dickson led the parliamentary drill
and the critic for the afternoon was
Mrs. Lucien Hoard.
The club will not meet next Mon
day, on account of the concert that
will be given at that time by the
United States Marine Band. They
will meet Tuesday afternoon at the
usual hour.
The Daily Ardmoreite. [volume] (Ardmore, Okla.) 1893-current, 1914-10-27
Small Causes Of Fierce Wars.

Borrowing n tobacco pipe and fail.
Ing to return it kindled a civil war
which lasted for years among the
rival races in Pamir and Afghanistan.
A dispute as to the relative attractions
of snails and vipers as food started
fifty years of fighting between Milan
and Pisa.
The Daily Ardmoreite. [volume] (Ardmore, Okla.) 1893-current, 1914-10-27

Eve would never have become en-
tangled with the serpent if she had
had another woman to gossip with.
Men must work ald women must
weep but the women seem to get
more pleasure cut of their end Of the
job. The happ;est girl is she to whom
a great variety of hats is becoming.
Smart Set.
The Daily Ardmoreite. [volume] (Ardmore, Okla.) 1893-current, 1914-10-27
United States Marine Band.

In order to meet the demands
made in other towns for the concert
that will be given by the United
States Marine band. tickets will be
on sale Wednesday at Marietta,
Friday at Madill, and Thursday
at Tishomingo.
The Daily Ardmoreite. [volume] (Ardmore, Okla.) 1893-current, 1914-10-27
Readln' Not Writir'.

A little girl, visiting away from
home, received a joint letter from her
parents. Papa's half was typewriter.
mammals postscript written by hand.
Said Marion in reply: Dear dad, the
letter from you and muther jest came,
the part from you was incest, cause
The Daily Ardmoreite. [volume] (Ardmore, Okla.) 1893-current, 1914-10-27

Anger is by no means a sign OF Z
strong character but, on the contrary,
that of a weahing whose soul, sc
far from getting eXpurgated of its
revengefulness, is sull more confound
ed by it. Seneca.
The Daily Ardmoreite. [volume] (Ardmore, Okla.) 1893-current, 1914-10-27

for president in 1916
Mrs. Clara b. Lyman is a light
ming expert by profession.
The Philadelphia high school for
girls now teaches bee keeping.
Philadelphia has 16S women en-
ployed in public service positions.
Women employed in the book
binding trade average SO a week
in wages.
More than one-fourth of the work
in Philadelphia is done by women.
Mrs. Ida V. Simonton will lead
trading expedition into the wilds of
Africa.
France and England each produced
six of the twenty most eminent
women in history.
Business in France is being car
ried on largely by women since the
war began.
Milwaukee expended $2I475,5S in
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The Daily Ardmoreite. [volume] (Ardmore, Okla.) 1893-current, 1914-10-27
Loves Romance Fades.

At the age of 40 man is apt to feel
under everlasting obligations to the
chap who married the girl he was
spoony on at the age of 20.
The Daily Ardmoreite. [volume] (Ardmore, Okla.) 1893-current, 1914-10-27

The Niagara County New York;
court has held constitutional the law
requiring one day in seven for work
ers in manufacturing and mercantile
establishments.
The Daily Ardmoreite. [volume] (Ardmore, Okla.) 1893-current, 1914-10-27
Pleasant Hour.

The Pleasant Hour club will meet
Saturday afternoon with Mrs. Robert
Gillian. S12 West Main street.
The Daily Ardmoreite. [volume] (Ardmore, Okla.) 1893-current, 1914-10-27
Saturday.

Pleasant Hour club with
Mrs. Robert Gillian.
Merry Makers Halloween
dance.
Satul day Bridge club with
Miss Lena Gardenhire.
The Daily Ardmoreite. [volume] (Ardmore, Okla.) 1893-current, 1914-10-27
Thursday.

Lily Bid Bridge club with
Mrs. T. Y. Morgan.
Matinee dance at the Elks
Club.
Summit City Five Hundred
club meets with Mr.. and Mrs.
r. A. Fox.
The Daily Ardmoreite. [volume] (Ardmore, Okla.) 1893-current, 1914-10-27
Frid

Enrico Aresoni concert at
the high school.
Thimble Tea club.
st. Cecilia's Guild party at
the rectory.
The Daily Ardmoreite. [volume] (Ardmore, Okla.) 1893-current, 1914-10-27
Wednesday,.

Auction Bridge club.
Bible Study class with Mrs.
D. w. Conway.
Ferndale Review club with
Mrs. Arthur Carpenter.
Guild benefit at theater.
The Daily Ardmoreite. [volume] (Ardmore, Okla.) 1893-current, 1914-10-27

Pgrtusuese BARRIERS are beginning
10 equip their shops with American
chairs and other fixtures.
The Daily Ardmoreite. [volume] (Ardmore, Okla.) 1893-current, 1914-10-27
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TUESDAYS CALENDAR.

:: ST. Philips Guild at the
:: rectory.
:: Christian Aid society at the
:; church.
:: Presbyterian Aid at the an
:: mex.
:: East Ardmore Presbyterian
:: Aid with Mrs. Hampton.
:: Carter Avenue Home Mission
:: society meets with Mrs.
:: Bond
:: South Ardmore Baptist Aid.
:: Broadway Methodist Aid
!: society.
:: st. Cecilia's Guild at the
:: rectory.
The Daily Ardmoreite. [volume] (Ardmore, Okla.) 1893-current, 1914-10-27
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;: LABOR NEWS AND NOTES ::
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The carpenters union in Holland
has doubled its membership in five
years.
The Daily Ardmoreite. [volume] (Ardmore, Okla.) 1893-current, 1914-10-27
CORN COMES OFF AS
EASY As YOU PLEASE
"eets.lt" Being Used by Millions!

1t is the first time that IA real,
corn cure has ever been
discovered. "GETSiT" is the new
Honolulu star-bulletin. [volume] (Honolulu [Oahu, Hawaii]) 1912-2010, 1914-02-18

float will be entered by the island of
Hawaii and will represent the Volcano
of Kiiauea in action. This should
make a great hit, and probably will
"The Japanese community and the
Chinese community will each have a
very gorgeous and spectacular entry,
while the Canadians in Hawaii from
Calgary are framing up an exhibit
which they say will knock the spots
of any float which any other nation
dares to enter The Inter-Island S.
N. Co. will have very neat repro
duction of the Mauna Kea steamer in
the parade, and this float will vie
with the reproduction Of the new Mat
sonia which Castle & Cooke are en-.
tering.
THE Young Erin society is also
to have a historical float which
will be quite elaborate. A young
squadron Of outriders will accompany
this entry. Other floats will be en-.
tered by the Fire Department, Out.
rigger Canoe Club, Outrigger Canoe
Club Woman's Auxiliary, Honolulu
Gas Co., City Transfer Co., Good
Templars, Eagles, Y. M. C. A., Public
Schools, AID Club, Marconi Wireless
Co, End u. S. Infantry, National
Honolulu star-bulletin. [volume] (Honolulu [Oahu, Hawaii]) 1912-2010, 1914-02-18

For the first time in the history
Eof parades in Honolulu the humble
but interesting carabao will have prop.
er attention. The Honolulu School
for Boys viii use this neglected ami
nal and couple of his brothers to
Laul one of their floats. This school
will have three entries in the floats
section. The Honolulu Construction
& DTaying Co. will have beautiful
allegorical float, called The Birth of
Hawaii which is bound to attract at.
tention. Miss Miles. a beautiful Ha-
waiian girl. will represent Hawaii in
this interesting entry. The entry by
the Merchants Association will be
worthy Of note.
"A float that will show us that we
ought to See Our Territory First and
one that will intensely interest the
visiting friends, is the 'Spouting Horn
of Koloa,' which is entered by the isl
and of Kauai This spouting horn is
real spouter, and will be active at
intervals all along the line of march
AS the water will be under control
umbrellas will not need to be raised
by bystanders. However, this will be
noticed to be correct representation
of the Kauai wonder. Another live
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den, Madame Wilder, Mrs Francis
Swanzy, Mrs. Jane Mist, James Nc.
Inerny, Mrs. Frank Armstrong, Sam
Wilder, Mrs. A. H. B.. Judd, Albert
Judd, Mrs. George Carter, Mrs Ran
ney Scott, Mrs. J. r. Calf, Mrs. Rich.
ard Ivers, Mrs. Geo. Davies, Mrs. Ar
thur Wall, Mrs. James Judd, Mrs. w.
A. Bowen, Mrs. ]. s. Walker, Mrs. J.
o. Carter. Mrs. Bruce Cartwright, Jr.,
Mrs. B. Frank Cheatham, Mrs. Chas.
ChillingWorth, -drs. \. +. Clark, Miss
Mary Johnson. Mrs. Walter Frear,
Mrs. A. Fuller, Mrs. Ewert. Mrs. Eben
Low, Mrs Curtis Iaukea, W. j. Mac
Neil, Mrs. A. G. Nj. Robertson, Capt.
Kidwell, Mrs. H.. M. Won Holt, Mrs
VIM. Whitney. Mrs. VIM. Williamson,
Mrs. John Bowler, Mrs. F. e. Clark,
Mrs. Jas. Boyd, Harry Dawson. Mrs.
Ellen Dwight, VIM Eiierbrock. Mrs.
F., e. Blake, Mrs. 4, w. Anderson,
Mrs. C. Won Hamm. Mr.. w. B. lizard,
Mrs, Robbins Anderson. Mrs. Clarence
Ashford, Mrs. Jas. Bicknell, Mrs. J. p.
Cooke, Miss Bertelmann, Mrs. C. H.
Dickey, Mrs. w o. Smith, Mrs. Sam
Baldwin, E. L. Marshall, Mrs. A. F.
Cooke, Mrs. VIM. Muteh, Mrs. K. r. G.
Wallace, Mrs. ]. s. Walker, Mrs. Lew
Honolulu star-bulletin. [volume] (Honolulu [Oahu, Hawaii]) 1912-2010, 1914-02-18
PALM, FERN And
HIBISCUS SHOW
. IS REMARKABLE
CONTINUED from page one)

rangement had been completed this
morning. :..". =
Long tables have been provided for
different classes of blossoms. One ia
BILE has only flowers from imported,
or amalihini' plants, others are given
UP to the exhibits of various collectors.
Another table has specimens of the
leaves from the different varieties OF
hibiscus, the foliage varying as wide
~ as do the flowers.
The largest collection is that of the
U. S. experiment station, which has
Eone table containing individual blooms
Eof about 300 varieties, while border.
ing an elevated platform, in the center
of the great room. are some $50 graft.
ed hibiscus plants from the station.
many of which are in bloom. These
grated plants are part of the SOC
or more gratis which have been made
by Valentine. Holt of the experiment
station staff, to be exhibited at the
Panama Pacific exposition in San Fran
cisco next year Much of the credit
for new ferns Of this plant is due to
Mr.. Holt, who has been enthusiastical.
y at work for a number of years.
during which time he has produced
some 100 new hybrids.
TIE show viii close at o'clock this
afternoon.
Many Hibiscus Exhibitors.
The list OF exhibitors to the hibiscus
section follows:
Is,,,,,,.; ,,,xs,a,,t es4at;r,,, 4 H.,
GartIey, Montague Cooke, Valentine
Holt. William Rosa. Herbert Parish,
John Cummings. Gerrit r. Wilder,
Mrs T. j. King. Mrs. Clifford Kimhall.
Mrs. Chas. Rice. Mrs. e. Fax0n M
shop. Mrs Geo. Sherman. Mrs. Tler.
bert D0wsett, Miss Sopef, Mrs. Car.
Honolulu star-bulletin. [volume] (Honolulu [Oahu, Hawaii]) 1912-2010, 1914-02-18

:. tst4 4.
Guards, Elks, Hustace-Peck & Co., g.
@. zee Hop & Co. and many others.
THE Hawaiian Pineapple Co. will
enter a float which will adequately
show one of the big resources Of Ha.
wall
Il feel sure the public will know
the floats committee has aquitted
itself well, as it has worked
early and late. long and often, to
make this years floats section set a
standard SO high that future floral
parades will have to more than hump
themselves to better. At least, that
was our aim and next Saturday will
prove whether our work was good. We
are still in communication with PEG.
pie who have asked for suggestions,
so we hope even our expectations will
be exceeded by the number of turn.
outs Saturday"
Honolulu star-bulletin. [volume] (Honolulu [Oahu, Hawaii]) 1912-2010, 1914-02-18
is. Mrs. slnglehurst, Dr. W. BALDWIN,.

is, Mrs, Singlehurst, DR.. w. Baldwin.
Mrs. w. r. Castle.
Palm Exhibitors.
Princess Kaianianaole, Mrs Mary G.
Beckley, Miss Annie Parke. Mrs. Geo,
Davies, Mrs. Walter Macfarlane. Mrs.
w Z. Hopper, U. s. Experiment Sta
ton, Mrs. Arthur Wall Mrs. John A.
Dominis, The German Nursery.
Palms Exhibitors.
Mrs A. Jaeger, Mrs. G. H. Soper,
Mrs E. d. Tenney, Mrs. Curtis 1aukea.
Princess Kalanianaole, Mr.. W. C,
Parke, Mrs e. F. Bishop, Mrs. George
Davies, Mr.. James Mcclure. Mrs. A.
Lewis, Jr., Madame Wilder, Mrs. Geo
r. Carter, Mr.. Gerrit Wilder. Mrs. An
ME Holmes, Mrs. Theodore Richards
Mrs. John S. Walker. The German
Nursery. Mr.. James Mcguire, Mr.. John
A. Dominis. Mrs. ! H. Soper. Mrs
Mac Donald, Mrs. A. G. Dowsett, Mrs
Chas. L. Wright. Mr.. Albert Jaeger
Honolulu star-bulletin. [volume] (Honolulu [Oahu, Hawaii]) 1912-2010, 1914-02-18
FLOATS SECTION
Of 1914 TO Excel,
SAYS Chairman
CONTINUED from page onsl

or he Indian The Portuguese news
PAPER, O. Luso. and A Patria society
are combining interest in putting in
fine marine float representing an
carly exploring expedition Of the hardy
Portuguese nayigators. The Spanish
War Veterans will enter a military
float OF considerable magnitude. The
Spaulding Musical Comedy Co will
show their aloha for Honolulu by
turning out in nearly full strength in
some float of a comic nature which
viii raise hearty laughs from the
spectators
Honolulu star-bulletin. [volume] (Honolulu [Oahu, Hawaii]) 1912-2010, 1914-02-18

SCATTER on Different pages rdrs
Decorate for Washington's Birthday,
advertisement.
Honolulu star-bulletin. [volume] (Honolulu [Oahu, Hawaii]) 1912-2010, 1914-02-18

STAR-BULLETIN GIVES YOU
T0DAY'S NEWS TODAY
Yorkville enquirer. [volume] (Yorkville, S.C.) 1855-2006, 1914-01-06
Humorous department.

Placed Wife on Free list.-A very
good story on Ex-Governor Folk is
told in Annabel Lees Little Stories by
Big Men. In fact, Mr.. Folk tells the
story on himself as follows:
While serving my state as governor
I often worked after office hours. At
such times l decided to keep rigid
quarantine in the outer office against
friendly intruders. instructed my Of
flee boy to say that was mot in" to
all callers, and prepared for good
evenings work. But much to my sur
prise 1 had more visitors than usual,
and demonstrated with the boy.
They all say that they have an ap-
pointment with you and that you are
expecting then.," replied the boy.
We'll after this just say that I'm
not in"
But if they argue with me-
Just tell them-they all say that.
"The new scheme worked well for
while and I was just beginning 10
congratulate myself when one even
ing there called lady to whom tne
boy said,
"The governor is not in"
81 know better than that" return
ed the lady, "go tell the governor his
wife is waiting to take him to the
theater."
"Oh, they all say that" answered
the boy.
shall not put on record what the
lady said, but she entered my oni'e
unannounced.
Yorkville enquirer. [volume] (Yorkville, S.C.) 1855-2006, 1914-01-06

1E When Willies father came home
to supper there was a vacant chair at
the table.
well, where's the boy?"
William is upstairs in bed" Inc
answer came with painful precision
from the sad faced mother.
"Why, wh-what's up? Not SICK is
he?" Can anxious pause).
1T grieves me to say Robert that
our son, your son-has been hearo
swearing on the street. 1 heard him.
Swearing Scott! I'll teach him to
swear" And he started upstairs In
the dark. Half way up, he stumbled
and came down with his chin on the
top step.
When the atmosphere cleared lit
tie. Willie's mother was saying sweet
ly from the hallway: THAT will do
dear. You have given him enough for
one lesson"
Yorkville enquirer. [volume] (Yorkville, S.C.) 1855-2006, 1914-01-06
HERE AT HOME
YorkvilIe Citizens Gladly Testify and
Confidently Recommend Doan's
Kidney Pills.

1t is testimony like the following
that has placed Doan's Kidney Pills so
far above competitors. When people
right here at home raise their voice in
praise there is no room left for doubt.
Read the public statement Of York
vile citizen:
Mrs. w. L. Wallace, e. California
ST., Yorkville, S. c., says: "Doans
Kidney Pills have been used in my
family. being obtained at the York
Drug Store, and the results have been
so satisfactory that l can recommend
them. One of my family suffered
from dizzy and nervous spells and her
back and head ached. Her kidneys
did not do their work as they should
and no doubt caused all the suffering.
Doan's Kidney Pills gave immediate
relief"
Price soc, at all dealers. Don't
simply ask for a kidney remedy-get
Doan's Kidney Plls-the same that
Mrs. Wallace had.-Foster-M -Milburn
Co.. Props, Buffalo, N. Y.
Yorkville enquirer. [volume] (Yorkville, S.C.) 1855-2006, 1914-01-06

ST An old colored man, charged
with stealing chickens, was arraigned
in court and was discriminating HIM
self when the judge said: You ought
to have a lawyer. Where's your law
yer?"
"Ah amt got no lawyer, jedge, "
said the old man.
VERY we'll, then," said his honor,
I'll assign a lawyer to defend you"
"Oh, no sub; no, sub! Please don't
do dat" the darky begged.
why not?" asked the judge. 1T
won't cost you anything. Why don't
you want a lawyer?"
well, jedge, Ahll tell yo', sub"
said the old man, waving his tattered
old hat confidentially. Hits jest dis
way-Ah wan tub enjoy dem chick
ems mahse'f!"
Yorkville enquirer. [volume] (Yorkville, S.C.) 1855-2006, 1914-01-06
TOWNSHIP PREMIUMS

To the Clubmaker in each Of the Nine Townships
for LARGER NUMBER OF NAMES than any other CT
respective Township and not receiving Of the abo
give One APIECE DINNER SET.
Yorkville enquirer. [volume] (Yorkville, S.C.) 1855-2006, 1914-01-06

1g Two colored men bought a piece
of pork. and Sam, having no place to
mt his share, trusted it to Henry
keeping. They met the next nigh'
and Henry said:
"a mos strange thing done happen
at NAH house las night, Sam. All
myst'ry to me-" "A
"Wha' dat?"
well, SAM" explained Henry
solemnly, "dis mawnin' I go down In
de cellar for to get piece Of hawg 10
breakfas', an I put my han down In
de brine an feels round, but dey
amt no po'k dar-all gone; so 1 tu'n
up de bar'l, an, Sam, sho' as preach-
in, de rats had done eat hole crar
froo de bottom of dat bar'l and drag
ged de meat all out!'
Sam was petrified with astonish-
ment for a moment and then said:
why didn't de brine run out outen
de hole?"
well, yo' see. SAM" replied Henry
"dat's de myst'ry."
Yorkville enquirer. [volume] (Yorkville, S.C.) 1855-2006, 1914-01-06

Her Threat.-A certain young cou-
pie who were married some months
ago never had a cloud to mar their
happiness until recently. One morn
ing the young wife came to breakfast
in an extremely sullen and unhappy
mood. To all her husbands inquiries
she returned snappish answers. She
was in no better frame Of mind when
he came home that evening for din
ner, all of which mystified the young
husband.
Finally, late in the evening, in re-
ply to his insistent demands to know
what the matter was, the wife burst
into tears and replied: Henry, If
ever 1 dream again that you have
kissed another woman I'll never speak
to you as long as ive!"-Exchange.
Yorkville enquirer. [volume] (Yorkville, S.C.) 1855-2006, 1914-01-06

The Real Reason.-James started
his third helping Of pudding with de-
light.
"Once upon a time James" admon-
ished his mother there was a little
boy who ate too much pudding, and
he burst!"
James considered. There amt such
a thing as too much pudding" he de-
cided.
There must be- contended his
mother, "else why did the little boy
burst?"
James passed his plate for the
fourth time, saying: Not enough
boy."-Ladies' Home Journal.
Yorkville enquirer. [volume] (Yorkville, S.C.) 1855-2006, 1914-01-06

nT Uncle Joe Cannon, in a recent
political argument, said:
That excuse is not good enough
1t reminds me of a Danville bartend-
er. He came to work in a Danville
bar and as soon as he arrived, the
receipts began to diminish. The boss
at the end Of the week said to the
newcomer:
Look here. do you take money
out of the till?'
"'Oh, no sir said the bartender.
No, indeed, sir
"'Now,' said the boss, you must
be taking money. 1 know it.
"'Of course, said the man, I take
out my car fare every night
"Oh, you do, eh?' said the boss.
And where do you live? In San Fran
cisco?'"
Yorkville enquirer. [volume] (Yorkville, S.C.) 1855-2006, 1914-01-06

IA A Yale student handed in a paper
to his professor and was surprised the
next day to have it returned with a
note scrawled on the margin. He stu
died it diligently, but was unable to
decipher the note, and so he brought
his paper hck to the professor. Il
can't quite make out what that is, If
YOU please" said the student. THAT
sir" said the professor, why, that
VS.. I cannot read your handwriting
practicgite illegibly, sir, very bad
Exchange.
Yorkville enquirer. [volume] (Yorkville, S.C.) 1855-2006, 1914-01-06

'faT A Washington man celebrated
the eighth birthday of a nephew Of his
by taking the lad to luncheon at big
hotel.
The youthful guest had not noticed
that at the end of the luncheon his
uncle had rendered a $50 bill in pay
ment thereof, but the boy did notice
that when the waiter returned he
brought with him plate upon which
was piled a huge mound of green
backs and silver.
With long glance at the money
the boy leaned toward his uncle and
said:
IF you please, Uncle Tom, I'll have
a plate Of that, too!"-Lppincott's