The times dispatch. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1903-1914, 1914-06-20

who was 1t that put tho go in
tango" asks tho Staunton News.
Never mind. If il is gone. be satisfied
and ask no questions.
The Houston Record Advertiser
editor seeks diligently TO create the
impression that he is under fifty years
of age. hut the cditress of the Orange
Observer VIII bear testimony to the
fact that he WAS ut the work of edit
Ing when sho was learning her "a -
Cts.
"a man who never argues with
woman misses half the battles of life,
sagely observes the editress OF the
Gordonville Gazette And he misses
also half OF the defeats.
ut looks now like Wilson would be
more cordially hated by his own party
at the end of his term of office than
Grover Cleveland was Mt the end Of
his second term" This gem, OF purest
ray serene. is published In this column
so that all who may not have seen
II may laugh with us. Mo- we won't
tell on the man who wrote II, and
don't ask us what 'it" is that looks
like Wilson.
And Il looks now very much like
Washington will have to consent for
IIuerta to select and install his own
SUCCESSOR" says the Marion American.
which finds that at" doesn't look like
Wilson, but like Washington. What
n versatile old cuss this IT. thing is!
But why did the American say, as
1t seems to have meant TO say. that
Wa shinston will probably have to let
Hucrta select his own successor? or
course, tho American knows that II
isn't So
The Williamsburg Gazette ia from
Missouri 1t wishes to know who was
to blame for the failure to provide
ballots for last Tuesdays primary
until the last minute, and IL wishes
10 know why 1t was done I'm James
city County" says the Gazette. the
tickets were not printed till Monday.
and It was with great trouble that ono
precinct was reached with tho ballots
md the pollbooks If this neglect
was Intentional, and done to iniure
Congressman Montague, who Ia strong
in this section. IT was reprehensihl".
1t was wrong to do II for or against
either candidate We hope that a 1.-Two
district committee. or course there
may be some mistake, but If THIS ne
Elect was done With an Interior mo
tive. tho person or persons responsible
should be made 70 feel the resent
n,ent of square Democrats" The Ca
from somebody. Let's have It.
we like tho editorials in Tho Times
Dispatch under the now regime" SAYS
the Farmviilc Herald. Short and
sweet. striking and happy" Epecial-
~ "swcct'--as sweet as Nirginia's W.
k address,
The timing OF score or so OF
bathers ut Concy Island FOR wearing
immod"st suits" says tho Harrison
burg Nows-Rccord. Ought to have
good effect on that sort OF thing hero
after" and then adds: 1T IS not re-
ported. but we presume the bathers
were men" why? Is there anything
In present-day street costumes OF wo-
men to lead ono 10 assume that great
circumspection would be exhibited at
tho seashore? OR is the News Record
sarcastic?
From tho way in which tho esteemed
editor of the Norfolk Virginian- Pilot
talks We presume that. what with high
street chr steps. he doesn't find II worth
while to pay good money to go to a
musical comedy any more.
"A genuine Christian Is one who
loves his nciShbor ms himself, even
though the said neiEhbor has dog
that barks all night"-Bristol Her
aid Courier.
The genuine Christian then, Is ONLY
to be found where there are no neigh
oors with barking ogs."--Chattanooga
Times
Then OF course. there are no gen
Nlne Christians, as the introduction OF
n few barking doga into the neigh
borhood would quickly prove"-fsristol
Herald Courier
That doesn't follow. Look ut us. for
example; We haven't killed an organ
grinder In all our life, and vet they
wake us up every morning with noise
worse than the barking of all the
hound dogs who ever bayed the moon