The Nezperce herald. (Nezperce, Idaho) 1900-1957, 1914-09-24
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after those pesky flies by swattine
and repeat.
That Nezperce has lost several
families and school patrons owing to
THE fact that there were not suitable
houses for rent.
That var. like politics makes
strange bedfellows. For instance
glance at Russia and Japan, and
then some others.
That there is some small gain.
Since the war began We are getting
rid of some of those indecent .'Paree"
female fashions.
That one of the Germans in the
Lewiston band refused to accept
French horn to play unless he were
allowed to blow the devil out of it.
That you just can't get people to
talk politics owing to the war, and if
snmething is not done in favor of
peace we are afraid no one viii be
elected.
That one reason we are in favor
of having good schools is that we
can prepare our boys to earn their
own bread and buster-likewise to
become good and useful citizens.
That some people make it a bust
ness rule never to buy anything mn
less they can buy it at less than the
regular price and never sell anything
unless they receive more than it is
worth.
That the fellow who owns a 1900
model automobile is permissible to
join the thrOngs in public places and
add his little say-so as regards speed
power and proves. without legal in
terferance.
That the rich people who made
the return voyage last week as steer
age passengers know something nov
how their ancestors came over.
They had to do without towels, pill
lowslips and eat off board table.
That when you write all you know
about man and put it on the mark
ct in book form, that is called bag
rophy, but if you call your neighbor
over on your back porch and whisp-
er it IN his ear that is called gossip.
That a naughty exchange remarks
that the average mans arm is just
thirty inches in length and the aver
age woman-s waist is just thirty in
ches around. We can't for the life
Of Us see that that makes any differ
ence to Us old married codgers.
That in some sections of the states
are being made to have
the children of their respective COM
nunities remember the little orphans
Of Europe with Christmas gifts.
There will be thousands of the little
who will not otherwise be
reminded Of Christmas.
That travelling man, the other
lay, when noticing a bevy of our
Ichool ma'ams shashaying down the
streets on their way to dinner re-
marked, "What pretty bunch Of
aides, do they all live here7''
Guess they do; havn't heard Of a
lead one yet" replied the Office cat.
That somewhere in our travels we
an across little four-liner that
reeps clinging to our memory 50 that
{ cannot be shaken off
$50 many gods, 50 many creeds,
70 many paths that wind and wind
When just the art of being kind
s all this sad world needs"
That the local nimrods who have
'een dreaming nearly year about
he great slatners Of game they
vould bag when the season opened,
lave "cooled down" to such an ex-
ent that their gun, game, dog and
ammunition can be purchased for
he first cost Of either one Of the par.
els mentioned above.
That it costs most Nezperce
chool teachers about dollar day
or board and room, and after buy
ng toggerell, knick knacks, movie
'icture tickets and cosmetics, the
mount they have for the savings
'ank offers no inducement to the