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The Washington times., 1914-01-29
What's on the Program in
Washington Today

Meetings, evening:
Masonic-Lebanon, No. Z; Stansoury,
No. "a. Royal Arch-Washingto
Naval No. /. Masonic and Eastern
Star Home-Banquet, Metrons and
patrons of 1871
Knights of Pythias-Dramatic Order
knights of Khorassan, Ascalon Tenn
pie, No. 81.
Odd FeIIows-Columbia, No 10; Excel
sior, No. II.
Maccabees-Golden Rule Tent. No. 2. s.
Louisiana avenue northwest; District
Tent. No. s, Four -and-a-half and O
streets southwest
Socialist Party-Study Club in -Econom-
les ingram Memorial Church.
Lecture on Exploring and Conquest
ing on the Congo and south Africa,
by r. Dorsey Mohun' McMahon halL
Catholic University, -4:5O p m
T.sctI:re on SALES and Ba!lments-
Washington Chapter. American In
stitute of Banking. Isl4 L street
- northwest, Sis D. m.
Neatinc of Hope Council, No. I, In
6enendent Order. Sons OF 1ouadao.
Fifth and -G streets northwest
y. IN.
Meeting Of Faith Council. No. l. In
dependent Order Sons Of JonadRb, 6i3
Touisiana avenue northwest, s p. m.
Reception and tea by the District Sec
lion of the Women's National Demo-
cratic League. the Cairo. $50 to u
,ecture on Scenes in the Western
Part of the United states" by William
Bruce Leffinswell, under auspices OF
Washington Hotel Clerks Association.
the New Willard, p m
The Washington times., 1914-01-29

African incident already is develop
ing the proportions of al imperial
political issue, certain to find sharp
reflection in the conditions OF politics
of the United Kingdom.
The Washington times., 1914-01-29
Frank Jay Gould Back
Of New Paris Theater

PARIS, Jan. Sit is rcnortcd fiat
Frank Jay Gould is backing a new
vaudeville house about ID bc bull. nrar
the opera. The amount 10 be eNpcI.d,.d
is not disclosed, but will be nearly 500.
600. il Is said. The house viii oe na;-
aged by Alfred Butt. OF the Palace . ne
ater, London, and will be periodically
devoted 10 musical comedies.
The Washington times., 1914-01-29
AmusementS.

National-"The Marriage Market" Sis
D. M
Relasco-"Romance." S:l5 D. m.
CoIumbia-''The Trail of the Lonesome
pine" els and sis p. m.
Poli's-"rhe World and His Wife" 2:lS
and S:l5 D. m.
Keith's-Vaudeville, .2:15 and Sis D m.
CosInos-Vaudeville. continuous.
Casino-Vaudeville, afternoon and even
ing.
Gayety-Burlesque, 2:l5 and SIS .. N,
Arcade-Dancing, evening. -
The Washington times., 1914-01-29
THE oLDEs INHAB SEz

%I've owned a
rowboat on the
Potomac for tn
last forty year,
an I can't see
what good this
Panamaw Canal is
goin' to do any
buddy"
The Washington times., 1914-01-29
The Silver
Lining
EaRed sv .ARrRUR RAER.


An advertisement Of moving picture
film states that "A Slight Mistake" is
over 600 feet long. That seems TO be
considerable mistake to Us.
In the rate war between the Ham
burg-American and the North German
Lloyd, the companies say that they
will give OF take no quarter They new
er did deal in piker amounts like that
Anybody who tried to hand the steward
a quarter regretted 1t before the trip
was over.
Sure. the chef who shot a French
diplomatic agent at Tangter. Morocco.
committed suicide in his cell. Now he
Is dead Sure.
When man asks you: How are
they coning7" tell him that they are
not coming. You've got to go after
them.
Professional murderers in New YeER
viii kill a man for 3. but Gown in
Mexico they are strictly amateurs. and
play only for the love Of the sport.
WiIkesbarre man asks permission OF
Major sylvester to have q parade He
can have az the fun he wants. but he
needn't start by getting personal
Harpins on the same subject 1t
takes a man from wilkesbarre to
think that he is parade all by him
se.S.
The Washington times., 1914-01-29

HIS picture taken through the supporting arches of the Ee
II Tower shows what monumental engineering feat the build
ing of this The tower 9s4 feet high and
stands the Champs de Mars. 1t built of iron framework and
has three platforms different heights aodng splendid views of
the city The building through the archway the Trocadero
The Washington times., 1914-01-29

Italian courts have deereed that
Count Boni de Castellane may wed.
They must be in cahoots with the
steamship lines which are reducing the
passage rates TO America
The Washington times., 1914-01-29

Secretary OF War Garrison wants,
Congress to appropriate $1,000 to re-
pair the New York arsenal Why not
let "Dopey" Benjamin, and the rest
of. the New York gangmen repair it
themselves? They started 1t.
The Washington times., 1914-01-29

Passengers on Pullman car battle
with robber. This tipping nuisance is
getting worse and worse.
The Washington times., 1914-01-29

Hydrotherapy expert states tSs. the
continuous bath win quiet the insane
1t all depends on how long you hold
them under.
The Washington times., 1914-01-29

When a man says Great weather.
we're having this winter" he always
says it as IL the credit belonged to him
The Washington times., 1914-01-29

The fellow who sits beside girl while
she runs the automobile. must feel
pretty much like the Lad who can't row.
and sees his girl pull the oars while
he tries to look as If he didn't feel the
way he looked.
The Washington times., 1914-01-29
heNeWsi in
Tabloid
FOR BUSY READEEs.

A digest of the really big news of
the day, compiled for those readers
whose time is limited, but who feel
that they must keep in touch with
important world events.
The Hood River glacier. (Hood River, Or.) 1889-1933, 1914-12-10
HOOD RIVER RATE
CASE DATE is SET

The date for the hearing of the CON-
plant of rural residents of the Hood
River valley, Sam G. Campbell. v.
Winchell and others, who have petit
toned a decrease in the rates of elec.
trio service in the valley homes, has
been set by the Railroad Commission
for next Thursday, December II. The
petitioners who flee their complaint
about a year ago. ask that the rates be
reduced to conform with those paid by
city light patrons. The Hood River
Gas & Electric CO. and the Hydro
Electric Co, the concerns affected,
have each submitted &c the Commission
a petition asking substantial increase
in lighting rates. The merchants of
the city, whose charge for. lights is
based on what is known as the local
commercial lighting rate, are squirm-
ing under the heavy lighting cost. and
are asking decrease.
During the past fall members of the
Commission, with electric engineers
and auditors have made thorough in
spection and Investigation of the com.
panies' books and physical properties.
1t is stated that the new rates will be
based on the valuation.
The Hood River glacier. (Hood River, Or.) 1889-1933, 1914-12-10
LOCAL DEALERS TAKE
THE DODGE AGENCY

Official announcement is made by
Dodge Brothers, Detroit, of the selec-
tion of the Columbia Auto & Machine
Co. TO handle the forthcoming Dodge
Brothers motor car in Hood River and
vicinity.
The rivalry on the part of dealers to
represent this new car has been in
tense, not only in Hood River, but
throughout the country-as high as 81
applications have been received from
dealers in some of the larger cities.
II is therefore distinct compliment TO
the Columbia Company that they have
been successful lin securing this most
coveted leadership.
Dodge Brothers are widely known in
the automobile industry as the largest
manufacturers of parts in the world.
1t is stated on good authority that they
have supplied the vital parts to over
500. 600 of the ,25O, 600 cars now in use
in this country.
Because of their tremendous manu-
featuring facilities, their high financial
standing, and their wide experience in
the manufacture of parts, it is gener-
ally conceded that the car they market
this fall will set a new standard in
automobile values. Their car has been
called the Gar of Mystery" because
of the fact that until very recently no
word has been given out as to price,
dimensions or equipment. In spite of
this fact, the reputation of Dodge
Brothers is such that the best dealers
throughout the country have taken on
the line, Because" as Mr.. Gooden-
berger says, ''it is inconceivable that
concern of the character of Dodge
Brothers should manufacture a car that
would not play very large part in
establishing automobile values for the
future.
The Hood River glacier. (Hood River, Or.) 1889-1933, 1914-12-10

Wheeling in the lungs indicate that
phlegm is obstructing the air passages
Ballard's Horehound Syrup loosens the
phlegm so that it can be eoughed up and
elected. Price 25c, Soc and Sl.00 per
bottle. Sold by Chas. n. Clarke.
The Hood River glacier. (Hood River, Or.) 1889-1933, 1914-12-10
STEWART BUYS new
FRANKLIN AUTO

William Stewart sast week purchased
from the local agents, the Columbia
Auto & Machine Co., 1915 model
Franklin automobile. The car, five
passenger and with classy lines. is air
cooled, one of the Franklin distinct
characteristics. 1t has French shaped
hood. and will. all in all, be one of
Hood Rivers prettiest and most up to
date machines.
With the air cooling apparatus the
Franklin is especially adapted TO long
journeys across arid stretches, where
water is scarce. Mr.. Stewards friends
are predicting that he will make nu'
merous journeys into central Oregon,
where he is fond of fishing in the Des.
chutes and Metolius.
The Columbia Auto & Machine Co.
has made record sales the past year.
In addition to Fords by the score. they
have sold several cars of the heavier
make.
The Hood River glacier. (Hood River, Or.) 1889-1933, 1914-12-10
Forest Notes

The town forest of Baden Baden,
Germany, yields an annual profit OF
S5.25 per acre, or total net profit OF
nearly $67, 500.
Outside of its use for fence posts,
black locust finds its principal utiliza.
tion in insular pins and brackets for
telegraph and telephone lines.
One hundred shade trees will be
planted by the Massachusetts forestry
association in cities or towns of -four
population classes which win prize con-
tests for excellence in street tree plant.
ing.
The Russian government has placed
an embargo on all kinds of lumber, to
prevent its expectation: walnut lum-
ber, including Circassian walnut. much
priced by American furniture makers,
is specifically mentioned.
Experiences with forest fires on the
national forests this year show that
automobiles, where they can be used.
furnish the quickest and cheapest trans
portation for crews of fire fighters.
Motor rates are higher than those for
teams for the actual time employed,
but the total cost per distance Travelled
and in wages paid to men in getting to
fires is much less. The time-saving is
self evident: trips which ordinarily re-
quire two days time by team have been
made by automobile in few hours.
The Hood River glacier. (Hood River, Or.) 1889-1933, 1914-12-10
That Sinful Printer

Unobserved and unannounced. the
president of the Doreas society of the
First Jerusalem church entered the
composing room just in time to hear
these words issue from the mouth of
the boss printer:
"Billy, go to the devil and tell him
to finish that murder he began this
morning. Then kill William j. Bry.
ans Youngest Grandchild, and dump
that Sweet Angel of Mercy in the
hellbox. Then make up the Naughty
Partisan Actress and lock up the
Lady in Her Boudoir.
Horrified, the good woman fled from
that place of sin, and now her children
wonder why they are not allowed to
play with the printers youngster. - Elk.
The Hood River glacier. (Hood River, Or.) 1889-1933, 1914-12-10
Sick Headache

Sick headache is nearly always caused
by disorders of the stomach. Correct
them and the periodic attacks of sick
headache will disappear. Mrs. John
Bishop of RUseville, Ohio, writes
"About year ago was troubled with
indigestion and had sick headache which
lasted two or three days at time.
doctored and tried number OF rene.
dies but nothing helped me until dur
ing one of those sick spells, friend ad.
vised me to take Chamberlain's Tab
lets. This medicine relieved me in 8
short time. For sale by all kealers.
The Hood River glacier. (Hood River, Or.) 1889-1933, 1914-12-10

Swelings OF the flesh caused by in.
fammation, cold, fractures OF the bone
tootache, neuralgiy or rheumatism car
be relieved by applying Billiards. Snow
Liniment. 1t should be we'll rubbed in
over the part effected. Its great healing
and penetrating power eases the pain
reduces swelling and restores natural
conditions. Price 25c, SOC and 81 90 pei
bottle. Sold by Chas. N. Clarke.
The Hood River glacier. (Hood River, Or.) 1889-1933, 1914-12-10
? Fossil Paper Praises Cash
[From the Fossil Journan

A. B. Cash and family, including his
brother, Harry Cash, and his sister-in-
law, Miss Gladys Wontland, returned
to Food River last week, where Mr.
Cash has secured position as clerk in
the postoffice. Mr.. Cash has left his
mark in Fossil in the form of two mod
ern bungalows that he built for Robt.
johnson and Mrs. Yeates respectively
and during their six months stay in
our midst this excellent family was 9
power for good in church, musical and
social circles. May naught but happi.
ness attend them In their new sphere,
is the wish of all our people, who re-
gret exceedinly their departure.
The Hood River glacier. (Hood River, Or.) 1889-1933, 1914-12-10
A Test for Liver Complaint
Mentally Unhappy-PhysicaIly, Dull

The liver, sluggish and inactive, first
shows itself in a mental state--unhappy
and critical. Never is there joy in living,
as when the stomach and liver are doing
their work. Keep your liver active and
healthy by using DIR. Kings New Life
Pills; they empty the bowels freely. tone
up your stompch, cure your constipation
and the blood 25c at druggist ;Bucklen's
Arnica Salve excellent for Piles.
The Hood River glacier. (Hood River, Or.) 1889-1933, 1914-12-10
This-and Five Cents

Don't miss this. Cut out this slip
enclose five cents to Foley 4 Co., Chi
cago, Ill, writing your name and ad
dress clearly. You will receive in re-
turn a free trial package containing
Foley's Honey and Tar Compound foI
coughs, colds and Group; Foley's Kid
ney Pills for pain in the sides and back
rheumatism, backache, kidney ant
bladder ailments; and Foley's Cathar
tic Tablets, wholesome and thorough
ly cleansing cathartic, especially com
forting to stout persons. For sale il
your town by Chas. N. Clarke.
The Hood River glacier. (Hood River, Or.) 1889-1933, 1914-12-10
A Cigarette Arithmetic

The following has been submitted tC
the Glacier with the suggestion that il
be read by the students of the higt
school:
81 am not much of mathematician, .
Said the Cigarette. "but can and dc
ADD to man nervous trouble; can
SUBTRACT from his physical energy
can
MULTIPLY his aches and pains; | do
DIVIDE his mental powers; take
INTEREST from his work, and
DISCOUNT his chances for success.
Atlanta Georgian. [volume] (Atlanta, Ga.) 1912-1939, 1914-03-10
- = The Sea Lions and Love = e

IN the rocks at the cliff House
" in San Francisco there are
sea lions.
When Balboa tumbled head first
over a cliff and discovered the
Pacific, there were sea lions here.
They tumble and roll and quar-
rel and play and scold and bark,
Sometimes there are more, and
sometimes less, but always the
fraternity is represented.
Tho sea lion Is a great traveller
he may go 10000 miles in year,
but he has places he calls home,
and to these he annually returns.
Many of these sea lions at San
Francisco are known by name
they have distinguishing scars
and marks OF individuality that
can not be mistaken. Simple folks
think that sea lions are all alike.
but this is a great mistake. Some
are good-natured and generous.
others mean, small, quibbling and
irritable.
regret to say that the sea lion
is like New York society-"lm-
perfectly homogeneous"
On the rocks at the Cliff House
one sea lion named Taft" is king.
Taft is successor to Ben Butler,
who became monarch here in 1S49.
In fact, Ben Butler was a forty
miner Everybody who came here
got acquainted with him--from
distance You can hire field
glasses from walters at the Cllff
House. and these bring the lions
up so close that you can hear the
cubs cry, and listen to the Lam
guage OF the Others, which is often
UNIT for publication.
Ben had the rocks. He held
the fort until 1890, when a large
trust busting attorney OF sea
lion came over from the Faral-
lone Islands, and there was ter
rife fight This fight lasted two
days and two nights. Hair OF San
Francisco fiocked to the shore to
see the sea fight 1t was a mat
ter OF custer to the death. Ben
had the law. but TAFT the profits.
AS night settled down on the
second day OF this misunderstood
ing, the pellucid tide seemed TO
sing a requiem, and mermaids
Atlanta Georgian. [volume] (Atlanta, Ga.) 1912-1939, 1914-03-10
The Chinese Were a Dead Race
Because They Looked
BACKWARD
They VIII Improve Their New Republic Turns Their Eyes the
Other Way.

You know nstincvely that every individual in this picture
this page is of goose than Each feels
the little things that bother him. And he looks ongngy to an
imaginary past.
So it is with the wrong kind of old woman-unable
to cope with the present and unconscousy mrepresenng the
better day"
You know how the Chinese stood still while the Japanese
went ahead
That because China with its back turned toward
the future while the Japanese found courage think face
the hight.
The typical Chinaman only complains you damage local
graveyard You must not disturb the spirits of the dead
is not all disturbed by the sight of throwing fe
male infants after another into the canal
He forbds the digging of coal mines the building
roads, lest the earth dragon be disturbed obec
ton running through the open system
agriculture that spreads disease.
The Chinese have been agnan for ages because they
looked backward Worship of their kept them
where they
May their present republican government and the coming
power of modern make them ADLER efficient in
the use of their really great national power
This hope for their sake and awak
ened China might be useful regulator of things Asac and
others from trouble
The japanese have gone ahead because they did
up everything new everything untried attracted them.
Even their Mkado put stoveppe hat and prepos
long tailed coat and willing the slang
of the day, ito try anything once.
The who looks to the past little for the present
and about the good old days gone simply in
dividual what China has been a nation.
The past is dead and gone and you will never see it.
FORGET IT. except when you study history
the probable direction Of events in the future and the encourag
ing fact that everything now better than it
nation the individual that realizes that nothing
impossible that the future contains everything that the mag
nation Of possibly invent
thousand years ago the idea that men might fly silly
fairy tale.
To-day MEN FLY
Those living remember when the idea of boat going under
the water wild and read submarines with in
difference
EVERYTHING THAT MAN CAN IMAGINE HE CAN DO
that and look ahead for the wonders that coming
not back to the very dull days that are gone.
Atlanta Georgian. [volume] (Atlanta, Ga.) 1912-1939, 1914-03-10
o Lord Morley'S Warning d
BY EDWIN MARKHAM.

ly advisory or for information
only, naturally carry a weight
that canno but affect the iudg-
ment and responsibility Of a Cab
met.
More than all this alteration In
machinery are signs of change in
national atmosphere. These, we
have good reason to hope, may be
only superficial and transient, for
nothing is more certain than that
in a survey Of the modern world
national character is slowest OF
all things TO alter in its roots.
Meanwhile, We discover
shaken attitude toward law as
law; a decline in reverence for In
stitutions a institutions; latter
day antinomianism. Even power
full lawyers use language that
treats a statute rs a cobweb, and
sealed agreements by great in
dustrial organizations are some
times no better than ropes of
sand
"Nor is the change peculiar to
England. American citizens Of
reflective turn some time tell us
Of the same thing even there. II
We remember, for instance, that
administration of law is the key
stone Of all civilized government.
it is startling to hear American
statesmen, who have held posts Of
supreme responsibility. passion
ately denouncing the administra-
ton Of criminal law as a disgrace
to their country, and declaring
the English system Of judges APP
pointed for life to be better than
their system OF elected Judges. or
else, on the other hand, they de-
mand appeal TO a popular refer
endum against decisions of state
courts on constitutional issues
and are for cashiering the judges
who made them-in either case
SCATTERING the foundations Of the
judieJi fabric"
Atlanta Georgian. [volume] (Atlanta, Ga.) 1912-1939, 1914-03-10
By EBERT HUBBARD

made upon it by the tusks of
Taft.
With a field glass we watched
Taft reclining on his throne, pick
ing the fish bones out of his whis-
kers. All around below were his
wives, and the wives of his
retinue. And woe betide the
amorous holluschickie that comes
swimming around with fetching
smile and scaly tales of daring
deeds on the dark blue sea. To
be sure, Taft has the embon-
point of twenty four hundred
pounds, but gravity helps him,
and he can strike the water in a
jiffy, and an upper cut with his
fin and a poke with his head and
there is one holluschickie less to
cumber the translucent waves.
And all is STILL or fairly so.
And out beyond stretches the
sea, the salt. bitter seattle sea
Atlanta Georgian. [volume] (Atlanta, Ga.) 1912-1939, 1914-03-10

that winds and listens along every
shore, the restless, tossing, hun
cry tide-the sea that lures am
bilious sea lions to peril, love
and death!
Oh, the glamour of the hollus-
chickie-the sweet. subtle prom
Use of his life! The bonfires on
the beach, tossing tongues of
flame to the sky and lighting up
the rocks where the cubs call and
cry, are not more fierce, relent-
less, nor pitiless than time, which
does not hesitate nor stay, but
is Fastening bull, COW, calf, cub
and holluschickle to be food for
sharks and gulls, or to mount
napier mache cliffs in Sutro's
Museum and look with sinister
gaze upon the rocks where life in
never ending succession plays
again the farce that has been
played since time began, quench-
ed by the spray of years-alas!
Atlanta Georgian. [volume] (Atlanta, Ga.) 1912-1939, 1914-03-10
A Girls Choice Of Friends
BY MRS. FRANK LEARNED.
Author Of 1.-THE Etiquette Of New York To-day

do what is selfish, deceitful ana
wrong, or who r1dicule high
standards, are not true friendA
Their influence is deterioratins 10
character.
A real friendship is always on
the side of right, and no tempta-
ton or impulslve leading can al
ter it. The best friendship "
formed on truth confidence nu'
tual respect, helpfulness and 10y
atty. The friend on whom on'
depends does not make profe''
sions of friendship and turn away
in moments Of trouble or Anxiety
A fair weather" friend Is pleas
ure-loving, unworthy aequain'
ance, without depth or reliabi'i'y.
Friendships never thrive whloH
are based on false principie@
where friends are chosen u.
worldly policy, material gain %
selfish convenience.
one must remember that 4.
friendship is worth the nain'
which does not elevate and do'.
not help to nobility of conuOy,
and to strength of character
should give new zest to duty az.
new inspiration to all tha'
good" .-..----..----------
Atlanta Georgian. [volume] (Atlanta, Ga.) 1912-1939, 1914-03-10

the waves as they tussled, bit and
struck, fin in fin. BY daylight all
was still.
When the sun rose, Taft could
be seen reclining in the topmost
niche of the topmost rock, mon
arch OF all he surveyed; the wives
he mad annexed, reclining all
around him. each with her cub
the cub an orphan, but sustained
by the thought that he had kind
stepfather.
And Ben Butler-where was
he? Alas! Alas! Cut off in his
one hundred and twenty seventh
year, his dead body was rolling on
the sands, weight exactly two
thousand pounds. It took all the
walters at the Cliff House, the
cook and the bartender, to carry
the body up the hill. The hide
looked like crazy-quilt, from the
original sketchesI and designs