The Marshall republican., 1914-01-30
PRESS CLIPPINGS.


as a dozen rings and two bracelets.
Anyway suggests a Southwest
Missouri editor IS a self consolatory
sort OF way, there are no sidewalks
/ having 10 be- shovclcd off,
\ colored preacher. Ia choosing his
sermon addressed the congregation:
Md now let NJ pray Tor the people
ol the uninhotitcd portion OF the
earth"
The Robinson index tells OF a
teacher who asked % boy 10 give a
goutcurc containing the word, not
N~ithstnndinr." The boy wrote. "Thc
mans trousers were Worn out not
with standing
4. j.. Ndair, the editor OF tho
odessa Democrat, says that down Mt
WarroutburE there ia n man who f.
slowly worrying himself to death over
The question OF what becomes of the
wind when II doesn't blow.
After q dust storm an editor down
IN Kansas wrote. Every window on
this street needs washing" aud the
lDol printer get IL up, every widow
on This street needs washing" Tho
editor f. absent aud the force run the
office.
punnh: Bee Master Ito pull who
has iust brushed Oft bee which stuna
Hmm; An, Yuu shouldn't do that
the roc will die now. You should
have helped her TO extract her sting.
which Is spirally barbod, hy gently
turning her round and round" pu-
I'll: AN very veil for you, but how
10 I know which way she unscrcws?
pohy's father owned an Incubator
aud day the little fellow o
watching O chicken oncrEotically
breaking it, way through lts shell.
Just then hts father came along and
Body said: Papa, ! see how that
chicken gets out q, his shell. but
what cant understand g. how he got
into &c..
Mrs. Cornell gave % luncheon, and
observing that one OF the guests haG
eaten an her portion of ice cream,
she said: "Aly dear Miss Lane, do
let mo give you some more of the lee
cream well, thanks" said the
young woman; ~ viii take some
more, hut only just n mouthful,
plouso.' "Hildn. said Mrs. Cornell
20 her maid, I'm Miss Lanes plate"
Stanhcrry Herald: Il Is too hot
Tor the champion liars this week.
We haven't heard one for u month
that Mas really STARTLING. It's too
hot for scandal mongors ana fish
snake stores. About all you can get
out OF anybody when you pry their
mouth open aud ask for news h.,
Amt 1t hot" II the paper Is less
interesting than usual, Just remember
as hot.
Lippincott's; sam was not prone
to oyo~rtaNertiun in The class room
therefore his mother was both sur
priscd and delighted when he came
home one noon with the announce
meut, II got one hundred this norm
ing That's lovely, Sammy" eX-
claimed his proud mother. "What
was II in?" FIFTY IN reading and
fifty in 'rithmotlc," was sammy's re-
ply.
Maryyllle Tribune: It's true, all
right, about there being germs in
money, Ellis G.. Cook has 5000
worth Of paper currency that had to
be fumigated aud disinfected and
otherwise worked upon before It
could be put I'm circulation. DIR. G..
4. Bell Is the man who made the
money immaculate again. The bills
were found hidden In the bed of
Alonzo Reece, of Elmo, who died Of
smallpox earlier In the year. Mrs.
Reece, who found the money, will
apply II toward the payment OF a
mortgage on her home.
n. y. Evening Post: A small
p|ickaninny heaved a jug over the
counter to the grocer. NANNY want
er dimes wuth er 'lasses," she an
nounced. Knowing the family way,
the grocer vas inquisitive, Got yo'
dime with you, Sally?" he asked.
"Yas, sub" Thereupon the grocer
went below to the molasses barrel IN
the cellar. 1t was a cold day, the
stream ran slowly from the spigot,
but he whistled and stamped about
for ten minutes to keep up his TEN.
perature as well as his courage. AZ
las the jug was filled and his cold
and lonely vigil ended. He returned
and heaved the jug back over the
counter. "Lemme have yo' dime
Sally he said. sally's eyes grew