davidaulloa/AmericanStories huggingface dataset:
Daily Kennebec journal. [microfilm reel] (Augusta, Me.) 1870-1975, 1914-12-21

Basketball in this city has always
been popular, and it is a particular
kind of sport that has a large number
Daily Kennebec journal. [microfilm reel] (Augusta, Me.) 1870-1975, 1914-12-21

Attractive announcement
cards have been designed to
carry out the Gift spirit and
will accompany each Christ
mas subscription.
Daily Kennebec journal. [microfilm reel] (Augusta, Me.) 1870-1975, 1914-12-21

Packed in boxes of % make desirapie
Holiday gift for smoker. On sale by
all frst-class cigar and drug stores.
Largest selling brand of 10. Cigars IN the
world Factory, Manchester, N. H.
decI2,d
Daily Kennebec journal. [microfilm reel] (Augusta, Me.) 1870-1975, 1914-12-21

THE JOURNAL:
FOR XMAS?
THE CUSTOM
IS GROWING
EACH YEAR.
NO OTHER
XMAS Gift
CAN OFFER
AS MANY
AND VARIED
REMINDERS
AS THE K.J.
EVERY DAY
IT IS new.
THE NEWS OF
THE WORLD
IN GENERAL
AND YOUR
HOME TOWN
ATLENCTH.
THE JOURNAL
IS NOT A
SINGLE
Gift
BUT ONE OF
MULTIPLE
JOYS.
EVERYBODY
CAN FIND
ENJOYMENT
IN ITS
PAGES
Hill
EVERY DAY.
Yorkville enquirer. [volume] (Yorkville, S.C.) 1855-2006, 1914-12-22
tai of such vessels at any time exceed

tai of such vessels at any time exceed
SIX.
Beligerent vessels may not use the
repair facilities of the canal and its
terminals in any circumstances except
that Of absolute distress, of which the
canal authorities shall be the judge
Radio apparatus shall not be used
when in canal waters except as may be
necessary in connection with canal
business.
Air craft of belligerents are forbid
den to descend or arise in the jurisdic-
ton Of the United States.
For the purposes of these rules the
Canal Zone includes the cities Of CO.
lon and Panama and their waters.
Attention is called by the presidents
proclamation to the agreement recent
ly concluded by the United States and
Panama whereby during the present
war belligerent vessel using the
port facilities Of either the Canal Zone
or the Republic of Panama, shall be
debarred from using the similar facil-
tiles Of the other for period Of three
months after the date on which such
facilities were used either in the Ca
nal Zone or Panama.-Washing
Dispatch
Yorkville enquirer. [volume] (Yorkville, S.C.) 1855-2006, 1914-12-22
TUESDAY, DECEMBER az, 1914.
MASTERS SALE

D Y virtue of DEGREES Of the Court
ID of Common Pleas for Spartan
burg County, s. c., passed April 10,
1913, by his Honor, r. w. Memmin-
ger, and November "a, 1914, by his
Honor, Ernest Moore, Presiding Judge.
will sell to the highest bidder on
Salesday, JANUARY 4, 1915, within
the Legal Hours Of Sale, at YORK
COUNTY COURT HOUSE, Yorkville.
s. c., the following described Real Es-
tate:
All that tract of land in Kings
Mountain Township, York County,
South Carolina, containing SIX HUN
DRED AND FOUR ACRES. more or
less, more particularly described In
mortgage of ]. B. Martin to II. B. Car
Isle, recorded in r. M. c. Office In Vol.
No. 10, at page 143. The said lands
subdivided, and will be sold according
to plat now on file in this office, first in
separate lots and then as a whole, the
sale bringing more to be the legal sale.
Plats will be exhibited at the sale.
= TERMS OF SALE: One-half CASH,
and balance on a credit of one year
with eight per cent. interest from day
Of sale, credit portion to be secured
by bond and mortgage Of the purchas-
er, such bond to provide for ten per
cent. attorneys commissions, in case
Of collection through attorneys. Pur-
chaser Is to pay for papers and re-
cording, including revenue stamps,
and is to have the privilege Of paying
all cash.
8. T. LANHAM.
IN Master spartanburs County;
Yorkville enquirer. [volume] (Yorkville, S.C.) 1855-2006, 1914-12-22
Humorous department.

The Reason.-Mr. Harold Begbie
quotes in The Happy Irish." an anus
ing story that he got from the doctor
of a little town that he visited in the
course of his tour Of Ireland:
was rung up pretty late one night
by a peasant from an outlying village.
fifteen miles away. 1t was in the days
before had car. The wind was
blowing horribly, the rain was sweep
ing against the house, and 1t was
deadly cold. The peasant asked me
rather shamefacedly II l would come
and see his mother. invited him to
come In. Patrick" l said to him.
your mother is very old woman"
She's over eighty. Patrick"
She's all that, doctor"
And nothing that l could do to-
night would be Of the smallest use to
her"
Sure, DOCTOR" said he, Il know
very we'll it's the truth you are telling
me; but me poor mother, do you see,
would have me come and fetch you
because she does not want to die
natural DEATH
Yorkville enquirer. [volume] (Yorkville, S.C.) 1855-2006, 1914-12-22
QUEER WAR HAPPENINGS
Some of the Unusual Events Of un-
usual Times.

Some of tho Unusual Events Of Un-
usual Times.
Mosquito bite is the official cause
Of death given for a member of the
right infantry, Sergeant Cross. at Ok
ford, who was bitten on the lip.
Ten American students in Oxford,
eight Of them Rhodes scholars, have
gone to Belgium with the American
relief commission to distribute food.
One Of the most famous aviators to
die in the war was Marc Pourpe, son
Of Princess Ghika, who was the first
to fly the length Of the Nile. from
Cairo to Khartum.
To show how uncertain soldiers of
the allies are Of their destination, dis
patches tell Of the landing for the de-
tense Of Egypt Of troops from Canada,
Australia and New Zealand
BY his dying, overridden horse.
General De Wet was traced and cap
tured by a motorcar brigade in Brit
ish Bechuanaland. He then Zigzag-
ged and doubled over his course
through the sandy, thickly. wooded
country, but could not shake off the
autos.
Lieutenant General Kikman, COM
mander of the German guards division
is military correspondent Of the Taeg-
lische Rundschau, but he has found
time from his duties as a war reporter
to win from the kaiser a medal OF
honor for distinguished fighting at
LodZ.
The London newspapers are de-
nouncing the British censorship be-
cause 1t allowed them to get scoop
ed" on the Audacious disaster. and the
German newspapers are denouncing II
because, it is alleged, a telegram of
coincidence sent by the kaiser to the
queen Of Spain after the death Of her
brother was held up by the same CEN
SorS.
Yorkville enquirer. [volume] (Yorkville, S.C.) 1855-2006, 1914-12-22
SKIN DISEASES OBSTINATE

But they can be cleared away by
purifying the blood and building up
the system with Mrs. Joe Persons
Remedy. N. w. Winton, Ahoskia, N.
c.. had a child severely affected with
skin disease. Doctors medicines fall
ed to do any good, but two bottles Of
the Remedy made a perfect cure. Il
cannot say too much in praise Of Mrs.
Joe Persons Remedy"
Mrs. Joe Persons Remedy Is pro-
rheumatism, indigestion, nervous dys-
pepsia, scrofula, eczema and other Ills
nounced by many the best blood med
icine in the world. BY purifying the
blood and renewing the health and
strength Of the body, it drives away
that come from bad blood. Your
druggist should have It; If not. send
US one dollar for large bottle. Rem
edy Sales Corporation. Charlotte. N. G.
Mrs. Joe Persons Wash should be
used in connection with the Remedy for
the cure Of sores and the relief Of in
famed and congested surfaces. It Is es-
pecially valuable for women, and should
always be used for alterations.
Yorkville enquirer. [volume] (Yorkville, S.C.) 1855-2006, 1914-12-22

Reforming tho Boarders.-A board
ing house had changed hands. and the
regular boarders were changing some
Of their habits to suit the aggressive
new landlady. The sword had fallen
rather promiscuously during this
pruning Of bad habits, but they were
all amused when it struck the haugh-
ty young professor. Sitting with his
head bowed gracefully on his shapely
hand, it was his custom to pay no at
tention to the things that were passed
around the breakfast table.
The landlady brought in a plate OF
hot biscuits and held them in front of
him. He did not look up. She logged
his elbow, and looking up he said lof-
tily: Il do not care to be disturbed
when I am meditating."
The regular boarders stopped eat
inp waiting her reply. She stared
at him for a moment, then said de-
cidedly: Hereafter you do your
meditatin' some'ers else. want these
biscuits et."-Indianapolis News.
Yorkville enquirer. [volume] (Yorkville, S.C.) 1855-2006, 1914-12-22
WARSHlPS IN CANAL
Passage to be Granted Belliseren'
Ships Only on Written Permission.

Passage to be Granted Belligerent
Ships Only on Written Permission.
Strict rules governing the use by
belligerent ships Of the Panama canal
and the facilities for the use Of ship
ping at the canal terminals were pro-
mulgated today by President Wilson.
The rules of The Hague conventions
governing the use of neutral ports by
warships and vessels employed in the
service of belligerents are the basis Of
the regulations. Extension to the
rules Of The Hague have been made to
fit the special circumstances surround
ing the use Of the canal.
Passage through the canal will be
granted to belligerent vessels only on
written permission of the canal au-
thorities. They will not be permitted
to take any more stores than are
absolutely necessary. Fuel and lubri-
cants shall be obtainable at the canal
only in such quantities as may be nee
essary to get the belligerent to the
next nearest friendly port.
The canal authorities shall specify
in writing in each case how much fuel
and lubricants shall be permitted and
the officers of the belligerent vessels
must submit in writing a statement of
the amounts of such supplies on hand.
Private firms or individuals will not
be permitted to furnish supplies to bel
ligerent ships.
Troops. munitions Of war, or war
materials must not be disembarked or
embarked during the passage of a bel
ligerent vessel through the canal ex-
cept in case of accidents or distress. of
which the canal authorities shall be
the judge.
No belligerent vessel shall remain
more than "a hours in the canal wa
ters, hut none shall be permitted to
depart less than "a hours after the de-
parture Of an enemy vessel. Not
more than three vessels of any one ma
tion or of allied nations shall be per-
mitted in the canal or its adjacent wa
ters at any one time, nor shall the to-
Yorkville enquirer. [volume] (Yorkville, S.C.) 1855-2006, 1914-12-22
Geo. w. Williams
TAX NoTICE-lel4
Office of the County Treasurer Of York
County.
REAL ESTATE BROKER.

Office Of the County Treasurer Of York
County.
Yorkville, s. c., Sept. IA, 1914.
NJ OTICE Is hereby given that the
~ TAX BOOKS for York county will
be opened on THURSDAY, the 18TH
DAY OF OCTOBER, 1914, and remain
open until the 31ST DAY OF DECEM-
Der, 1914, for the collection Of STATE,
COUNTY, SCHOOL AND LOCAL
TAXES, for the fiscal year 1914, with
PER CENT penalty will be added to
all payments made in the month Of
JANUARY, 1915, and TWO PER
CENT penalty for all payments made
in the month Of FEBRUARY, 1915, and
SEVEN PER CENT penalty will be
added to all payments made from the
1ST DAY OF MARCH to the 18TH
DAY OF MARCH, 1915, and after this
date all unpaid taxes will go into ex-
ecutions and all unpaid Single Polls
will be turned over to the several
Magistrates for prosecution in ac-
cordance with law.
For the convenience Of taxpayers, /
will attend the following places on the
days named:
At Yorkville from Monday, No
vember 10Th, until Thursday, the 31st
day Of December, 1913, after which date
the penalties will attach as stated
above.
Note.-The Tax Books are made up
by Townships, and parties writing
about taxes will always expedite mat
ters If they will mention the Town
ship or Townships in which their
property or properties are located.
HARRY E. NEIL.
Treasurer Of York County.
Yorkville enquirer. [volume] (Yorkville, S.C.) 1855-2006, 1914-12-22
Getting Ready for Xmas

Now, that Thanksgiving has gone,
it is time you were making your prep
arations for Christmas dinners. You
Knowles, I know you are going to
say hard times"-that things are go
ing to be lively at Christmas. Your
children will be at home from school.
half starved to death, to let some OF
them tell It; and then father, and
mother, brothers and sisters, uncles
and aunts and cousins, and friends
will be around some time during the
holidays and they must be fed-then
GET READY NOW-Remember
have everything that's good that Is at
all necessary for cake making, and
for desserts Of all kinds, and then too,
I have the substantials that will be
needed to fit in the places that the
lighter viands won't fill. Yes, ma'am,
remember that you can get every
thing that's good and fresh. at this
Good Grocery.
Yorkville enquirer. [volume] (Yorkville, S.C.) 1855-2006, 1914-12-22
LUMBER

The handling and working Of all
kinds Of LUMBER is our business,
and we have been at 1t for 80 long
that we thoroughly know LUMBER
its Qualities, Varieties, Grades, etc.
When you have Lumber want 1t ts
certainly to your interest to see US be-
fore buying. Our experience and all
our facilities for buying and handling
are at your disposal. We carry big
stock Of Lumber in our yrds and IN
our sheds and can promptly fill orders
Of almost any size.
BUILDING MATERIALS
We not only have Rough and Dress
ed Lumber but we also manufacture
all kinds Of Building Materials, such
as Doors and Frames, Window Sash
and Frames, Blinds, Stair Rails. Bal
ustrades, Mantels. ETC., and also can
furnish you with Paints. Oils, Var
nish. Glass. Putty, Brick, Lime. Ce-
ment, and all kinds Of Builders Hard
ware. See us before buying.
]. ]. KELLER & CO.
Yorkville enquirer. [volume] (Yorkville, S.C.) 1855-2006, 1914-12-22
FOR SALE

The beautiful home and farm Of ].
Barney Barron, in Tirzah. S-room
cottage; 120 acres land. Price $4,000
per acre, for quick sale. A most de-
sirable home at r. R. station. Can't
be excelled.
1856 Acres-The Wells Place. the
property Of r. N. Plaxco. a very fine
farm. High state Of cultivation.
Cottage Home-Of w. c. Miller, on
Charlotte road, near Ancona Mill.
800 OAcres-Property Of D. A. Whis-
onant, joins ]. w. Quinn and others
Price $1,000
20 Aeres-Property Of John Barnett.
joining farm Of J. R. Connolly and VIM.
Harrison Est. lands.
100 Acres-Known as the Dorster
place, about 1-2 miles from Phila-
delphia church and school. II sold
during February, will take the small
sum Of $4,000 an acre for 1t.
I desire to say to my friends that /
have property that I can cut up In
small tracts and sell on long terms.
I. c. WILBORN
Yorkville enquirer. [volume] (Yorkville, S.C.) 1855-2006, 1914-12-22
Regarding the
Monument

The Monument Is the sole product
of man which Is expected to exist,
without change or repair, for all
time-beyond the memory that We
cherish in our hearts, which Is only
as long as the span Of life. It may
help to form a record. but 1t Is erect
ed as a tribute Of love to those who
have passed ito that bourne from
whence no traveller ever returns" AS
such, let it be a thing Of beauty, not
dark and somber, but bright and
cheerful; not typifying earthly sor-
row, but symbolizing undying love.
And as architecture Is brought to US
from the past by the tombs Of the
ancients. SO let US pass on to those
In our steps, some worthy expression
Of our conception Of beauty.
PALMETTO MONUMENT co.
JOS. G. SASSI, Prop.
Phone 211 Yorkville. s. @.
Yorkville enquirer. [volume] (Yorkville, S.C.) 1855-2006, 1914-12-22

Not Exactly Satisfed.-A party OF
women from a local church gathered
for a thimble party one day recently
at the home Of one Of the members.
says the Hartford Courant The Ia
dies were intimate friends and the
heat Of the day. the excitement Of the
war or some other circumstances, per-
haps just feminine nature, caused
them to indulge rather freely in neigh
borhood talk, commonly called "gos-
SIP"
The little daughter Of the hostess
slipped in unnoticed and sat listening.
Absent friends were mentioned In
critical remarks and even some Of the
guests who took their departure were
discussed.
AS the talk went on little Elizabeth
edged up to her mother and said in a
stage whisper:
"Oh, dear! Nobody seems just ex-
actly satisfied with anybody. does
they, mammal"
Yorkville enquirer. [volume] (Yorkville, S.C.) 1855-2006, 1914-12-22
UNDERWEAR

We can please you in your Under
wear in Qualities, Sizes and Prices.
Full lines for Men, Women and Chill
dren. $1.00 Quality at SO CTS.
OVERALLS--
We sell Blue Ridge Overalls and
Jackets-Special the suit $1.98
A large shipment just in and can fit
anybody in Jackets and Overalls.
For Hog Killers we have Lard Cans.
in 25 and so lb. sizes, 80 and so Cts.
EXTRA COFFEE VALUE
Let us show you Coffees at 20, 25
and 35 Cts. Pound. Extra good.
Our SHOE stock is large and varied
and we can satisfy you in Qualities,
Styles and Prices, and then some.
ROYAL TAILORED CLOTHES
Place your order now for a Royal
Suit for Christmas. The Cut Prices
look good and the Suit will Fit and
look better to your pocketbook.
Feed your fattening hogs on Rice
Rran-it Is cheap feed-$2.O0 per SIX.
All Persons who owe us on Open Ac-
count, Note or Mortgage, are re-
quested to Settle AT ONCE-Now.
G. w. WHITESIDES & CO.
Yorkville enquirer. [volume] (Yorkville, S.C.) 1855-2006, 1914-12-22

Asking Too Mueh.-A man rambled
into a village cafe, selected table
and told the attending waiter to bring
him a half duck. Fifteen minutes
went by. Then another fifteen. and
yet another. Finally the man at the
table began to show symptoms Of i'm
patience.
What can l do for you, sir?" asked
the waiter, going over to the table In
response to an imperative call.
What about my order?" demanded
the diner. How soon do get that
half duck?"
"Just as soon as somebody comes in
and orders the other half" was the
calm rejoinder Of the waiter. You
don't think we can go out and Kill
half a duck, do u?"-Pittsburgh
Chronicle Telegraph.
Yorkville enquirer. [volume] (Yorkville, S.C.) 1855-2006, 1914-12-22
Bank of Hickory Groue
TAX RETURNS FOR 1915
Office Of the County Auditor Of York
County, South Carolina.
HICKORY GROVE. 8. c.

Office Of the County Auditor Of York
County, South Carolina.
Yorkville, S. c., Dec. l, 1914.
A S required by statute, my books
"A will be opened at my office In
Yorkville on FRIDAY, JANUARY l,
1915 and kept open until FEBRU-
AIRY 20, 1915, for the purpose Of list
ing for taxation all PERSONAL and
REAL. PROPERTY held in York
county on January l, 1915.
For the purpose Of facilitating the
taking Of returns and for the greater
convenience Of Taxpayers, l will be
at the following places on the dates
named:
At Ramah, "a. M. McGilrs Store),
Friday. January /.
At Bethany, (McGill Bros. Store).
Saturday, January 2.
At Glover, on Tuesday and Wednes-
day, January 5 and 6.
At Bethel, (Ford, Barnett & Co.'S
Store), Thursday, January Z.
At Point, (at Harper's) on Friday,
January s.
At Bandana, (Perry Ferguson's
Store), on Saturday, January 8.
At Smyrna, on Monday, January II.
At Hickory Grove, on Tuesday and
Wednesday, January IL and 13.
At Sharon, on Thursday and Fri
day, January IA and Is.
At Bullock's Creek, Goods Store),
on Saturday, January 1G.
At Tirzah, on Monday, January IS.
At Newport. on Tuesday, January
19.
AT Fort Mill, on Wednesday. Thurs
day and Friday, January 90, 81 and %.
At McConnellsville on Monday,
January 25.
At Ogden on Tuesday. January 26.
At Coates's Tavern, (Roddey's) on
Wednesday, January q.
At Rock Hill, from Thursday, jan
uary %, to Wednesday. February 2.
And at Yorkville. from Thursday,
February 4. until Saturday February
90.
All males between the ages of twen-
ty-One and sixty years, except Con-
federate soldiers over the age Of fifty
years are liable to a poll tax Of s1.00,
and all persons so liable are especial
ly requested to give the numbers of
their respective school districts in
| making their returns.
BROADUS NJ. LOVE.
County Auditor.
&c t At
Yorkville enquirer. [volume] (Yorkville, S.C.) 1855-2006, 1914-12-22
DIRECTORY OF
YORK COUNTY

A DIRECTORY Of the White Men
Of York county Of voting age, together
with the postoffice address and occu-
patton Of each, may be had at the
Bank of Glover, the Bank Of Hickory
Grove, tho First National Bank of Sha-
ron, the Peoples National Bank Of
Rock Hill, or from Tho Enquirer Office
at rs cents a copy. This directory
contains more than 1000 names, and Is
Of especial service and value for COM
mercial purposes. Published by
L. M. GRISTS SONS.
Yorkville enquirer. [volume] (Yorkville, S.C.) 1855-2006, 1914-12-22
XMAS AT THE
HANDY KITCHEN

When you are ready to buy the
Goodies" for the stockings, just re-
member that the HANDY KITCHEN
is Headquarters, by commission of
His Eminence. SANTA CLAUS. We
are ready to supply your every want.
- CANDY SPECIALS -
Chocolates-$1.00 Boxes, IS Cts; rs
Cts. Boxes, so Cts; so Cts. Boxes.
40 Cts; 80 Cts. Boxes, at 20 Cts.
40 Cts. Chocolate Candy, now 35 Cts.
Cocoanut Candy, lbs. for 35 Cts.
FRUITS-Apples, Bananas, Tango
rines, Grape Fruits, Dried Figs,
Dates, Oranges, Lemons. Special
Prices on All Fruits. Oranges by
BOx-S2.5O.
NUTS-Brazil Nuts, Walnuts, Pecans,
Almonds. Special Prices. Cocoa
nuts at Cts, and for IS Cts.
CIGARS-25 to the box, 81, and up to
$500 a box of so. Our Cigars are as
good as can be found in Yorkville.
Bananas-By the Bunch-S1.3O.
Malaga Grapes-20 Cts. h.; 2 for 35c.
Stick Candy-Box, 21-2 lbs.-2O Cts.
Chewing Gum-An kinds-7 for csc.
Welch Grape Juice-1-2 gal, usually
sells for $1.00; our price, 80 Cts. l
Quart, 55 Cts; Pint, 80 Cts.
Pork and Beans-27 OF. canS-TwO Tor
25 Cts.
FREE-To buyers of as much as $40
worth of goods, we will present
FREE-a handsome Glass Jewel
Case with Metal top; a Gilt Metal
Clock or Gilt Metal Hat Pin Holder.
See us for Candles, Fruits, Cigars, etc.
THE HANDY KITCHEN
Yorkville enquirer. [volume] (Yorkville, S.C.) 1855-2006, 1914-12-22

Proof Positive?-Mrs. Robinson
says Harper's Magazine, was an eX-
tremely careful mother, and had re-
peatedly cautioned her six-year-old
daughter against handling any object
that might contain germs. One day
the little girl came in and said:
Mother, | am never going to play
with my kitten any more. because she
has germs on her"
"Oh. no. replied her mother, there
are no germs on your kitten"
But mother" insisted the child. u
saw one"
Yorkville enquirer. [volume] (Yorkville, S.C.) 1855-2006, 1914-12-22

His Good Works.-"My friend" said
the solemn man. have you ever done
aught to make the community in
which you live the better for your liv-
ing in it,"
II have done much, sir" replied the
other humbly, Ito purify the homes
of my fellow beings"
"Ah." continued the solemn man.
with a pleased air. you distribute
tracts?"
No. | clean carpets"
Yorkville enquirer. [volume] (Yorkville, S.C.) 1855-2006, 1914-12-22

Poor comfort.-Everybody is telling
the combatants in Europe what re-
generated world it will be after the
war is over-no more armament firms,
no more conscription, no more race
rivalry, says the New York Times.
But the way they are getting killed
off, the combatants must feel about
all this consolation like Tim Grady.
Tim Grady lay in his sick bed
groaning and moaning.
Are We very bad, Tim?" asked his
wife.
NO" said he. It's the doctor I'm
thinkin' Of. What a bill it'll be, to be
sure, to be sure
"Shurs, now, Tim. never you mind
about that" said his wife. There's
the insurance money. amt there?'
Yorkville enquirer. [volume] (Yorkville, S.C.) 1855-2006, 1914-12-22

Happy childhood-A small boy
seated on the curb by telephone pole
with a tin can by his side, attracted
the attention Of an old gentleman who
happened to be passing, says Judge.
Going fishing?" he inquired. good
naturedly.
Nope" the youngster replied. Take
a peek in there"
An investigation showed the can to
be partly filled with caterpillars Of
the tussock moth.
What in the world are you doing
with them?"
They crawl up trees and eat OF
the leaves"
so / understand"
We'll, I'm fooling a few Of them"
How"
Sending 'em up this telephone
pole"
Yorkville enquirer. [volume] (Yorkville, S.C.) 1855-2006, 1914-12-22
No, / clean carpets"

Imaginative Willie.-"A train leaves
New York. supposed the teacher,
travelling 40 miles an hour. 1t is fol-
lowed 80 minutes later by a train
travelling 30 miles an hour At what
point will the second train run into the
first?"
The class seemed at loss says the
Kansas City Times; that is. all except
Willie Green, who was standing in the
aisle vigorously wagging his hand.
Well, Willie" said the teacher.
AT the hind end of the rear car,
ma'am." answered Willie.