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Harrisburg telegraph. [volume] (Harrisburg, Pa.) 1879-1948, 1914-10-16
"Somethin' for Nothin'"

Here at The Live Store we gain, through
Careful expenditure of our money pretty good
idea of the value of dollar
Now and then some worthy individual with
more wind than wisdom attempts to convince
us that somethin' for nothin' is ours for the
signin' on his dotted line
For such men their merchandise and the
methods that accompany them the doors OF The
Live Store swing OUTWARD.
We cannot buy quality in merchandise for
less than the price thereof no one else can either
We cannot sell merchandise which will rem
der true service for less than such merchandise
costs and stay in business, and because most men
realize this because they know that this is store
of quality, because they're content to pay fair
price for full enjoyment in their clothing, we
have grown to be Harrisburgs largest leading
store for men.
We have THE HOUSE OF KUPPENHEIMER to
thank in large measure for the greater degree
of quality, the greater value we are able to offer
in clothing.
You have this store to thank for the perfect
ing of greater-value giving organization second
to none.
You have also our word for it that what ever
you purchase here must satisfy or we cannot,
rather we will not, keep your money.
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Harrisburg telegraph. [volume] (Harrisburg, Pa.) 1879-1948, 1914-10-16
IF BACK HURTS
BEGIN ON SALTS
Flush your kidneys occasionally
if you eat meat
regularly

No man or woman who eats meat
regularly can make a mistake by
flushing the kidneys occasionally, says
a well known authority. Meat forms
uric acid which clogs the kidney pores
so they sluggishly filter or strain only
part of the waste and poisons from
the blood, then you get sick. Nearly
all rheumatism, headache, liver trou-
BILE, nervousness, constipation, dizzi-
ness, sleeplessness. bladder disorders
come from sluggish kidneys.
The moment you feel a dull ache
in the kidneys or your back hurts, or
If the urine is cloudy, offensive, full
of sediment irregular of passage or
attended by a sensation of scalding,
get about four ounces of Jad Salts
from any reliable pharmacy and take
a tablespoonful in a glass of water be-
fore breakfast for few days and your
kidneys will then act fine. This fa-
nous salts is made from the acid of
grapes and lemon juice, combined with
lithia and has been used for genera
tions to flush clogged kidneys and
stimulate them to activity, also to neu-
tralize the acids in urine so it no long
er causes irritation, thus ending blad-
der disorders.
Jad Salts is inexpensive and can
not injure; makes a delightful effer-
vescent lithia-water drink which all
regular meat eaters should take now
and then to keep the kidneys clean
and the blood pure, thereby avoiding
serious kidney complications.-Adv
tisement.
Harrisburg telegraph. [volume] (Harrisburg, Pa.) 1879-1948, 1914-10-16
To Cure Catarrh
Purify the Blood
Reason it Out, Where Does il
Start the Mucus From?

Innumerabe cntarrh sufferers have
cured themselves by purifying their blood
with s. s. s. Catarrh often invades the
entire system before 1t chokes the nasal
passages. 1t becomes so chronic and ex-
tensive that the stomach, liver, kidneys,
bronchial tubes and most Of the glands
are involved without such serious condi-
tions being realized. Catarrh may be
the result of some serious blood trouble
of former years, and this is only one of
the many peculiar effects of impure blood.
Now s. S. s., in its influence upon the
mucous surfaces, causes those catarrhal
secretions to be changed or converted
into a substance easily, quickly, and nat
urally expelled from the body. 1t so
changes this mucus that 1t is not the
ropy, clogging stuff that plugs the nose.
chokes the throat, causes severe bowel
trouble, upsets the stomach and contain
mates the food just entering the blood.
1t is often difficult to convince catarrh
sufferers that chronic cough, chest pains,
gagGlng, fetid breath and other symp-
toms are only the local evidence of deep
seated trouble. Get a bottle of S. S. s.
today and try II. You will get good re-
suits, real benefit and soon be aware of
a gradual cleaning up and a check to the
progress and dangers of catarrh. Avoid
substitutes. s. s. S. is prepared only by
The Swift Specific Co., 81 Swift Bldg,
Atlanta, Ga. They conduct a medical de-
partment for free advice that is worth
while consulting.
Harrisburg telegraph. [volume] (Harrisburg, Pa.) 1879-1948, 1914-10-16
Many Wedding Ceremonies
in Central Pennsylvania
Special 10 The Telegraph

Sunbury, Pa, Oct. 16.-James P.
Faulkner and Miss Rose NJ. Gortner
were married at the home of the bride
in Williamsport. She is former
teacher in the Sunbury public schols.
Hugh w. Bennett, of Danville, and
Miss Catharine L. RIGHT, of Pottsville,
were married at the home of the
bride there yesterday. Mr.. Bennett
was formerly employed in Sunbury.
Leroy Smith, of Elysburg, and Miss
Myrtle Raup. of Trevorton, were mar
ried at Zion Lutheran Church by the
Rev. DR., ]. NJ. Francis, pastor.
Miss Anna Markle, Shamokin, and
Joseph L. Higgins. of Tamaqua. were
married at the home of the bride oy
the Rev. ]. ]. Koch.
Miss Loretta Riland and Charles
Semmons yesterday admitted that they
had been married at Elkton, Md, on
August 10.
George A. McKelvey. a druggist,
and Mrs. Minerva c. Hartman, both or
Bloomsbury, were married at the
brides home there by the Rev. j. e.
Byers, of the Lutheran Church.
Miss Marion Aurand, Bloomsbury,
and William Rook, of Williamsport,
were married at Niagara Falls, Can
ada. on October 8.
Miss Grace G. Smith and Oscar r.
Mellick, both of bloomsbury were
Harrisburg telegraph. [volume] (Harrisburg, Pa.) 1879-1948, 1914-10-16

fore his work was done? The hu-
man fame had reached its limit. Moth
ing would please the adversary better
than the untimely death of Jesus.
There seems a reasonableness in this
idea, that he agony was from fear
that Christ might not physically be
able to fulfill his mission.
What Makes Gethsemane?
That point is only incidental. The
great reality is that Jesus suffered as
never man suffered, but in the end
triumphantly declared, Thy will be
done" Whatever the cause of the
mer, they eventuated in complete
and utter submission to the Fathers
will. That is what makes Gethsem-
ane. A soul struggle which seeks first
of all docility to God and peace with
his purpose, Is the only experience
that is worthy of this great name. Any
Misfortune, however bitter, is not a
|Gethsemane, unless it has this spiri-
tual purpose and result.
The Garden of Gethsemane is the
garden of remuneration of self and of
content with God. The finest of all
poems touching this experience of
Christ is that one born of Sydney
Lanier's dark hour, when he knew
himself doomed by disease, with his
lifes dreams unfulilled:
Into the woods my Master went,
Clean forspent, forspent.
Into the woods my Master came,
Forspent with love and shame.
But the olives they were not blind to
Him,
The little gray leaves were kind to
Him;
The thorn-tree had a mind to Him
When into the wood He came.
"Out of the woods my Master went,
And he was we'll content.
Out of the woods my Master came,
Content with death and shame.
Harrisburg telegraph. [volume] (Harrisburg, Pa.) 1879-1948, 1914-10-16

The following from recent issue
of the Erie (Pa) Times will give an
idea of what may be expected:
Crowds of people to obtain the great
Quaker remedies. Two more cases of
marvellous results were reported yes
terday, which prove all the more
strongly the wonderful powers OF
Quaker Extract and Oil of Balm
Both are reports of well-known local
people and their addresses are given
SO that all who wish may investigate
further, Mrs. Krouse, wife of Frank
Krouse, the well-known property man
of the Park Theater (they live at TOT
East Seventh streeD, suffered for
years from various stomach COM
plants, troubles and constipation.
When she got up in the morning she
felt worse than the night before and
always felt tired. Her tongue was
heavily coated and her breath bad
After eating she would be subject to
oloating and belching. causing heart
palpitation and dizziness. Her hands
Harrisburg telegraph. [volume] (Harrisburg, Pa.) 1879-1948, 1914-10-16
All! Fine For Corns
Takes Sting Right Away

A painless remedy, sure 1t is,-1ust
paint it on a sore corn tonight and
tomorrow your feet will feel like
new.
Nothing ever made absorbs pain out
of corn like Putnam's Extractor. II
dissolves the hard crust, acts quickly,
never fails, and above all, 1t brings
the troubler out by the roots.
You'll be satisfied with Putnam's
Extractor because it's an old time
remedy that is just as represented.
Dealers everywhere sell this specific
for warts, callouses and foot Jumps
Costs only a quarter, at c. NJ. Forneys.
Advertisement.
Harrisburg telegraph. [volume] (Harrisburg, Pa.) 1879-1948, 1914-10-16

and feet were always cold and her
color grew more sallow from day to
day. She was discouraged with medi-
cine because she had tried so much
without relief. Her husband insisted
that she try Quaker. She did so.
Then she began to notice improve
ment This improvement continued
and now she is entirely well. She
called to express her thanks and this
testimonial is published with her free
permission.
"The other remarkable case re-
ported is that of the little 6-year-old
daughter of Mr.. and Mrs. Martin. who
live on Seventeenth street, near the
boiler works. This little girl had been
sick for over two years and 1t could
not be learned what really allied her
At times she was ravenously hungry
and at other times the very sight of
food would nauseate her. She had
several spasms, often complained OF
pains in her stomach and seemed to
be growing weaker each day. She
Harrisburg telegraph. [volume] (Harrisburg, Pa.) 1879-1948, 1914-10-16
GREAT EXCITEMENT AT ERIE, PA,
Caused by the Quaker Health Teacher

seemed to have lost all life and am
bition, did not care for play, and
could not be interested in study. She
was surely the cause of much worry
to her devoted parents. Her father
obtained a bottle of Quaker Extract.
1t was given to the child only few
days when, marvellous TO relate, this
little girl expelled a monster tape
worm over thirty feet long. This,
then, had been the cause of all her
suffering, and Quaker Extract. by re-
moving the cause, cured her sufferings
and saved her life. She is now
hearty, healthy, happy child. The
tapeworm is on display at the drug
store, where all who wish may exam
inc it,"
If you suffer with rheumatism, ca
tarrh, kidney, liver, stomach or blood
troubles, obtain Quaker Herb Extract.
81 per bottle. for $3.50; Oil of Balm,
25 cents a bottle. at II. c. Kennedy's,
80 South Third street.---Advertisement.
Harrisburg telegraph. [volume] (Harrisburg, Pa.) 1879-1948, 1914-10-16

they had sung a hymn they went out
into the Mount of Olives" Can we
conceive of it? Jesus going forth from
his last meal on the old terms with
his disciples; bearing in his heart tht
heavy consciousness that one OF his
comrades was even at that moment
on an errand of treason; knowing that
he was going forth to agony beyond
words; to desertion by his dearest;
to betrayal and denial and to death
itself-with song on his lips! Mark
this, all ye shallow optimists; here
is the worlds highest mountain peak
of courage, the singing Saviour on the
way to the Gethsemane and Calvary.
We hear no tales from Europe's bat
tlefields like unto this.
The other extreme of the story is
the sweat of blood, a physical phe-
nomenon not unknown to medical
science, but marking the very ulti-
mate of human intensity of suffer-
ing The blood from the punctures
of the thorn-crown, and from the
spear thrust of Calvary, were not so
significant as this crimson which the
agony of soul forced from the pores
of the Saviour's face. We must look
upon this to know what salvation
costs.
Why the Agony?
What was "the cup" that Jesus
prayer might pass from him? Was
it the arrest, the shame, the buffet
ings, the crucifixion? So we COM
monty say; but others have pointed
out that this could hardly be the case,
since it was for this very purpose that
Jesus had come into the world; to miss
this would be to fail in his mission.
Surely, our Lord was not such one
as would purchase immunity from
pain at the cost of honor and duty.
Was it not rather, as has often
been suggested, that the agony of
Jesus was caused by the fear that
he might not physically be able for
his task, and that he might die be-
Harrisburg telegraph. [volume] (Harrisburg, Pa.) 1879-1948, 1914-10-16
SNAVELY-NYE WEDDING
Special to The Telegraph

Annville. Pa. Oct. ia pretty
wedding took place last evening at the
home of Mr.. and Mrs. William G.. Nye
when their daughter was united in
marriage to Henry E. Snavely, a grad
uate of the class of 1914 at Lebanon
Valley College and now instructor in
physics and history at Myerstown high
school. The ceremony was performed
Harrisburg telegraph. [volume] (Harrisburg, Pa.) 1879-1948, 1914-10-16

married there by the Rev. T. E. Jep-
son. of the Baptist Church.
nesboro.-Lawrence H. Swartz
and Miss Anna NJ. Humrich, both of
Thurmont, Md, journeyed to Waynes-
boro and were married by the Rev.
Austin A. Kelly, pastor of the Lu-
theran Church.
Lititz.-Miss Elizabeth H. Kendig,
of Lancaster, was married yesterday
to Nathan P. Wolfe, leading business
man of this place. The Rev. H. A.
Gerdson. D. D.. offlciated.
Harrisburg telegraph. [volume] (Harrisburg, Pa.) 1879-1948, 1914-10-16

When death and shame would WOO
Him last,
Froi under the trees they drew Him
last;
Twas on a tree they slew him-last
When out of the woods He came"
Harrisburg telegraph. [volume] (Harrisburg, Pa.) 1879-1948, 1914-10-16

by the Rev. Paul Whitman, pastor OF
the Fisrt Lutheran Church of Annville.
Mr.. and Mrs. Snavely will reside in
Myerstown.
Evening star. [volume] (Washington, D.C.) 1854-1972, 1914-03-19
The Government as a Tenant.

The interstate commerce commission is
another of the government agencies to
complain against the Inconvenience due
to lack of adequate and consolidated
quarters. Its housing accommodations
and facilities. 1t claims, are poor. and in
consequence the proper dispatch of public
business is impeded. The activities Of the
l. C. c. are now scattered upstairs and
downstairs in five separate buildings, for
which the government pays, in round
numbers, $4,000 as annual rental. 1t is
not complained that the rentals are high.
There Is something in the nature of a
standard rent for given amount of floor
space in Office buildings, and the rent is
probably not excessive. The point is that
the interstate commerce body needs a
building that is fireproof and constructed
with especial reference to the require
ments of the commission. Preferably it
wants a public building. one built under
the authority of Congress, building
which 1t can call its own. The interstate
commerce commission presents another
argument or repeats and emphasizes IA
miliar argument that the government
should erect more buildings in the CAPT.
tai.
Evening star. [volume] (Washington, D.C.) 1854-1972, 1914-03-19

and running bases he will at least exer-
else his throat. his lungs and jaw. Play
ers need to be encouraged and umpires
need to be abused.
Base ball has about completed its con-
quest of the United States. Nearly
everybody watches games. very nearly
body talks about them. Base ball is ex-
tending its conquests. The game is a
conqueror. The crack of the bat and
the whiz Of the ball are heard around the
world. Japan is becoming a land Of
rooters and players. The island empire
is being divided up into diamonds Jap
anese college base ball clubs abound and
this seasons reports have it that two
Japanese college nine will invade the
United States. whereas last season only
one came over. Here is form of vel
low peril that ought to promote good
feeling all around. Even China is tax
ing up base ball. It is spreading like a
prairie fire or like influenza in a badly
ventilated house. The game is making
converts in Egypt and in India In all
those countries to which Uncle Sam has
brought law and order by the laying on
Of hands. as in Cuba and the Philippines,
base ball is, or base ball bats are, in full
swing and the rooters are in full cry.
Cuba has reached such a high state of
civilization that 1t is producing players of
first-class ability and names of Cuban
players are becoming familiar on Ameri-
can teams. Polo. golf, cricket. tennis
soccer and bull fighting may be great
games, but base ball is base ball.
Evening star. [volume] (Washington, D.C.) 1854-1972, 1914-03-19

than they should be is a question Doubt
less some money is wasted on antiquated
and ineffective campaign methods. Some
| many find it's way into pockets that faal
to give it out again. Some may be I'M
properly applied to voters.
But legitimate campaign uses call
for large sums The electorate is large.
Issues are numerous. To set them forth
by tongue and pen so that all may be In
formed who want information is huge
task which cannot be well performed
without liberal expenditures.
A great deal depends on this years con-
tests. The democratic party is on trial
on the record made and making. The re-
publicans are fighting for a foothold.
Another democratic House with large
majority will be SO much to the demo-
cratic good for 1916. A republican House,
or even the cutting down Of the demo-
cratic majority to a small figure, Will De
a heartener for the republicans for that
year.
Such a situation should, and probably
will. produce for both sides all tne
money necessary to conduct this year
appeal to the people in proper ana le-
Ultimate way. Competent men will be IN
charge. Lines will be sharply drawn.
Every effort will be made to bring voters
to the polls with clear understanding
of what the effect of their ballots Will
be on present and probably future issues.
A poor mouth may be put up from tune
to time, but only to arouse the faltn1ui.
With so much at stake, and so inuch
party pride in existence it is inconceiv-
able that the strong box of either SIDE
will lack for the wherewithal
Evening star. [volume] (Washington, D.C.) 1854-1972, 1914-03-19
Washington Saddle Paths.

Co,nnlaint has been made in the news
papers of Baltimore against the condi-
ton of the bride paths or saddie
paths in Druid Hill Park, the greatest
public playground in Washingtons Sis
ter city. The claim is made that the
paths are dangerous to horse and
rider, impossible in some places, gen
erally neglected and that there are few
daily riders in the park. This Is a. con-
dition to be deplored, and it suggests
a few thoughts on one OF the features
of Washington-the park saddle paths
of the capital. In the 2Fst place, Wash
ington has a very large proportion OF
daily and Sunday riders. The number Is
increasing. The strength of the contin-
gent of Washington men and women VINO
are in the saddle every day, or nearly
every day. is probably not thought OF by
persons whose course keeps them to the
automobile roads or footpaths. Inc
wide, fiat. soft-going saddle paths OF 20
tomac Park are much frequented. and
the line of jumps above the north end OF
the upper polo field are used by most OF
the Washington riders.
However, it is in Rock Creek Park
that the man and his horse and the
woman and he. horse have the best gong
plenty of easy going, some rough solns'
bitches, fallen logs, brush barriers. bars
and all those things which Washington
riders like. One can get far away from
the sound of automobiles. Riding through
the hilly and dense woods is allurlng TO
many persons. One may ride in the
park all day without passing over the
same trail twice. One of the drawbacks
is the difficulty N reaching the park.
Riders have to pass over asphalted
streets, crowded with autos. and this is
often trying on a riders nerves If his
horse is live one. This condition will be
improved when the parkway connection
between Potomac Park and the Zoo is
completed. AS it is, a large number Of
riders enter Rock Creek Park by going
down into Rock creek valley at street.
Massachusetts, avenue or other points
south OF the regular park entrances.
Washington riders are proud of the ia
cilities offered in Potomac and Rock
Creek parks, their only complaint being
the danger and tediousness Of getting
over the hard, slippery and usually con-
gested streets leading to them.
Evening star. [volume] (Washington, D.C.) 1854-1972, 1914-03-19
The PHILOSOPHER.

4 quaint old fellow with quaint old smile
Whose clothes were far from the modern
style
Looked up at the sky with his weather eye
And said as a cloud came drifting by.
I'm thankful for skies that have shone
so blue
Aad hope that snowstorm won't come
true.
But if it does, it will not be queer.
You've got to expect 'em this time of
year"
He talked that way when the sun shone
hot.
He smiled as he shared in the common lot.
When Fate seemed glum, he could still
smile some
AS he waited for better days to come.
And he said to the people for whom he
cared,
You want to be cheerful, but well pre-
pared
Hard luck can't last and you've got to
learn
To take your share when it comes your
turn
Evening star. [volume] (Washington, D.C.) 1854-1972, 1914-03-19
Silly Season Story.

Midsummer. with the temperature high,
with the vacation industry in full swing
and with work pressure at low point, is
often called the silly season because in
that period of comparative idleness a
greater number than usual of improbable
and impossible stories find their way into
print. 1t is. therefore. noteworthy that
at this time, with the sun neither high
nor ardent and heat stroke days months
away, space and interest should be given
to the Geographic report from Sacra-
mento that Gen. Kelley's unemployed
army plots and plans to seize the fed
erai arsenal at Rock Island. ILL.,, in order
to equip 100000 men for revolution
against the government. This is dis
tinctly hot weather story. 1t is out of
season at this time. 1t would make better
reading during dog days.
Evening star. [volume] (Washington, D.C.) 1854-1972, 1914-03-19
Base Ball Coming.

The season of strikes and runs, balls
and outs, bunts, flies, muffs, errors, as
sists and all that sort of thing comes on
apace. Its happy shadow is already
cast before, and, of course, the approach
ing base ball season is to be the greatest
of all base ball seasons. for in all the
past each succeeding has eclipsed each
preceding season. The armchair ath-
letes who have passed the closed season
around the stove or the steam radiator
and have talked the base ball subject
almost dry will soon get out into the sun
and air to shout. If the average base
ball enthusiast will not round out his
arms apo legs by swinging the willow