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The daily telegram. [volume] (Clarksburg, W. Va.) 1901-1926, 1914-03-03
MI.O-NA FIRST AID
FOR SICK STOMAGHS

Distress after eating. belchtns OF gas
and undigested food, that lump OF
lead feeling in the stomach, sick head
ache biliousness and lack of energy,
indicate dyspepsia. Now-at onee-is
the time 10 remove the cause and stop
the distress.
Mi-o-na is the remedy. Surely get
a box of these Misunderstanding tablets
from any druggist today. Their ac-
ton Is safe. effective and immediate.
Besides quickly stopping the distress
Mi-o-na soothes the irritated walls OF
the stomach and strengthens the gas
trio glands so that they pour cut their
daily supply of digestive materials
your food is promptly digested and as
simulated, the entire system is proper
~ nourished-you feet strong, ener-
setic and perfectly we'll.
Mf-o-na is not an experiments
not "a cure-all-it's a scientific remedy
recommended only for indigestion dis
tress and out-of-o order stomachs These
heaIth-giving and harmless tablets are
household remedy-keep them nan
DIV whether at home or travelling. Al
WAYS sold by Wells Haymalzer Co, on
the money back if not benefited plan.
You can surely afford to try a fifty
cent box of Mi-o-na on this basis
Advertisement.
The daily telegram. [volume] (Clarksburg, W. Va.) 1901-1926, 1914-03-03
RHEUMATISM AND
BRIGHI'S DISEASE
Prof. BudIong Was Quickly Relieved
of Both Affections by Using
Rheuma

If YOU surfer from any fOrm OF
Rheumatism, remember that RHEU-
MA goes to work quickly to remove
the cause. not stmpplyp to relieve the
distress. Many years use has dem on
strated that it goes to the seat of the
disease and expels the poisonous mat
ter through the natural channels
the kidneys. bowels liver and skin.
For many years ! was troubled
with Rheumatism. also with Bright's
Disease of the Kidneys. l suffered
lawfully. Tried many advertised rem
edies After using your truly re-
markable preparation, RHEUMA.
was fully cured. Prof. c. ]. Budlong
Sound View. Conn.
RHEUMA is guaranteed by Wells
Haymaler co. who sells it for so cents
a NEUTRALITY-SUSPICIOUS.
The daily telegram. [volume] (Clarksburg, W. Va.) 1901-1926, 1914-03-03
EAT LESS AND TAKE
SALTS FOR kidneys
Take a Glass of Salts if Your
Back Hurts or Bladder
Bothers.

The American men and women must
guard constantly against Kidney trou-
Bile. because We eat too much and all
our food IS rich. Our blood Is filed
with uric acid which the kidneys strive
to 4ilter out, they weaken from over
work, become sluggish; the eltmina-
tive tissues clog and the result is kio7
ney trouble. bladder weakness and. q
general decline IN health
When your kidneys feel like Jumps
of lead; your back hurts or the urine
Is cloudy, full Of sediment or you are
OBLIGED to seek relief two or three
times during the night; il you suffer
with sick headache or dizzy. nervo US
spells acid stomach, or you have
rheumatism when the weather is bad
get from your pharmacist about four
ounces of Jad Salts; take a table
spoonful in a glass of water before
breakfast for a few days and your
kidneys will then act fine. This Ia
mous salts is made from the acid OF
grapes and lemon juice. combined with
iithla, and has been used for genera
tions to flush and stimulate ciogged
Kidneys; to neutralize the acids in the
urine so 1t no longer is a source of r.
rttation. thus ending bladder disor-
ders.
Jad salts IS inexpensive; cannot in
lure, makes a delightful effervescent
lIithia-water beverage. and belongs IN
every home. because nobody can make
a mistake by having a good kidney
flushing any time.-Advertisem
The daily telegram. [volume] (Clarksburg, W. Va.) 1901-1926, 1914-03-03
Washington NeBs

been referred to the postmasters
along the proposed route. FOR repl- es
as to the ACCESSIBILITY Of establishing
the route.
The postofiice department has an
nonnced the establishment of a post
once at six. Mcdowell county, two
miles from lCoa1wsed, with William
r. Martin as postmaster and OF an
other at Strother, Mcdowell county,
one mile from War, with Charles A.
Byus as postmaster.
The daily telegram. [volume] (Clarksburg, W. Va.) 1901-1926, 1914-03-03
UNIVERSITY
Enrolment Shows Remarkable
Growth According to the
Registrars Figures.

MORGANToWNl, Mar. 3.-Professor
A. j. Hare, registrar of the West Vir-
ginta University, has completed the
tabulated report of enrolment of stu
dents at the state university for the
scholastic year 1894.
From the table and the correspond
ing table of last year some interesting
comparisons may be drawn. The re-
markable growth Of the university is
the most striking feature OF the COM
parison. This growth has, for the
most part, been in the degree giving
colleges OF the university, the in
Grease being about twenty-five per
cent.
The report is tabulated every year
by the registrar Immediately follow
ing the classification by the commit
tee on classification and grades for
the university catalogue, of the stu
dents of the university. The report
shows that in the degree giving col
leges for the present year, there are
enrolled $50 students, an increase OF
142 over last year. Below are the
The daily telegram. [volume] (Clarksburg, W. Va.) 1901-1926, 1914-03-03
HOoray! Baby To
Rule the House
No Longer Do Women Fear The Great
est of All Human BIesainSs.

1t Is joy and comfort to know that
those much-ta1ked-of pains and other dis
tresses that are said to preeede chiId-bear-
ing may easily be avoided. No woman need
fear the slightest discomfort If she Will
fortify herself with the weIl-known and
time-honored remedy. Mothers Friend"
This is most grateful, penetrating, ex-
ternal application that at once softens and
makes plant the abdominal muscles and
lIgaments. They naturally expand without
the slightest strain, and thus not only
Danish all tendency to nervous, twitching
spells, but there is an entire freedom from
nausea, discomfort. sleeplessness and dread
that so often leave their impress upon the
babe.
The occasion IS therefore one Of un-
bounded, joyful anticipation, and TOO much
stress can not be laid upon the remarkable
influence which mothers happy. prenatal
disposition has upon the health and for
tunes OF the generation to come.
Mothers Friend IS recommended only for
the relief and comfort OF expectant mothers,
thousands Of whom have used and rccouS-
ncnd IT. You VIII ind 1t on sale ct ali drug
stores at sl.OO bottle. Write to-day to tho
Bradac;d Regulator Co., $50 Lamar Bldg,
Atlanta. Ca. for n most instructive book on
AEis e-r-9t"7+ ~ M subjects. motherhood.
The daily telegram. [volume] (Clarksburg, W. Va.) 1901-1926, 1914-03-03
318 Pike Street
UNITED WOODEN MILLS STORES

Parkefsburg, w. Va.
Soa AEskoe BsEent.
ClarIDbm6, w. Va.
$40 Pike 0610ot-
Charleston, w. va,
ia Capitol Street.
HuHflngEons w. Va.
326 Ninth Street.
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. . 9, =
Like . Spirited Horse
This Lozier Light Six
ATg nR5seANE SAYS As, that at ssa ss 9ssa e
to, mans vsorld.old desire transport his body
as fast as his brain travels
WHEN lcoMGoDoRE VANDERBILT held the
4fBboiF over pair 9, the v speed,
his body was tTaysl,Hg, a. tEi bSd h RAM
Teads across the s ssRnent .I e o
THAT'S WHY MEN w1 = BE- DO THINGS Sss saa
and viii respond at touch as the there ugnos@5a
toyour thoughtto the imPeEeepsiBls trench E. e
s desr ss'a '3l' l-4-7''''s' -
FOR THAT KIND or ldENanen Of alert minds
men who do things men Who have no P Sss
T y1sn to ass Light Si Six designed.
NOT ExcEssIyE SPEED IL season .s;aa S and sgs
Mhe Kind Of fellow whose keenest ssnsasi ale lis i
wind On his face-not thatl
RUr THE INHERENT QUALITY that, repre-
senting the same q1elity as speed re =; yiss
ssntS *! g sae 9Fe a GSady
1vhcL might we'll be termed responsiveness to q
1nood-the mood Of the driver.
LIGHT ON ITS @FEET" quick to start--quieE e
few yards Throttle down 20 20 = , ~e1, f[ has
stalled aad-in jiffy away again, while
car would be groaning under the STRAIN % sta1e-
ing
THERE is PLENTY OF POWER for the weight
Yet the motor is not SO large as TO rack inc
chassis and other rrechanisrns 70 pieces L1e
shafts and the gears through which the power =
transmitted heavy enough to carry the maxi
mum power the motor viii develop-aTd that g
give the that snap and ginger ana
sbeed fhat are peculiar to this car-=and which
are the qualities you want in your car.
LONG STROKE, HIGH-sPEED CONVERTS
kind that makes a supple, flexible, sr1ootn,
the kind of power that is sensitive 20 the touch
the accelerator pedal
YOU'LL FIND THE LIGHT Loz1ER SIX is
thoroughbred in every muscle and line
NJ YOU ARE ONE OF THOSE whole body IS
ambitious keep pace with your mind. i you
rSteI in speed, but In what speed stands teTS
you enjoy thinking you move and abaor the
CiigEofdant Interruptions that frequently occur
wien riding In Is incapable OF respond
ing as your finger responds to your nrair--tnsn
You'll End this Lozier Light Six has been made
TO your hearts desire just you would have
made It had you designed It yourself
The daily telegram. [volume] (Clarksburg, W. Va.) 1901-1926, 1914-03-03

Wheeling, w. Va,
1879 mGrkae Street.
FairInont, w. Va.
1SB Main Street.
Bluehc!d, w. Va,
431 Princeton Ave.
Marietta. o.,
TO- 'FRONT.' SsroeG.
The daily telegram. [volume] (Clarksburg, W. Va.) 1901-1926, 1914-03-03
ONE JAILED
And FOur Pay Fines for Being DRINK
at Railroad station.

Fines of 81 and costs we're imposed
upon Frank Grimes, Charles Owens.
Lon wyckoff, Alexander Rhodtn and
steven Kimsrsqy when they were
tried Monday evening in Justice T. G.
Nicewarner's court for being drunk
and disorderly at the railroad station,
for which they were arrested and
Jailed by railroad detectives. All
arranged payment of their fines ex-
cept Kimsrsqy, who was sentenced to
serve six days in the county jail IN
default.
The daily telegram. [volume] (Clarksburg, W. Va.) 1901-1926, 1914-03-03

Australia has nearly 100000 acres
OF untouched forest
About fifty workmen are permanent
w employed in keeping st Paul's
Cathedral, London, England, IN repair
A man who has some appreciation,
OF the fitness of things in Mr. Jugo-
whiski, who runs saloon in Gnlena,
III.
The daily telegram. [volume] (Clarksburg, W. Va.) 1901-1926, 1914-03-03
Excellent for stomach Trouble

"sChamberlain's Tablets are just fine for
stomach trouble" writes Mrs. g. G. Dunn,
Arnold, Pa. 81 was bothered with. this COM
plant for some time and frequently had bill
ious attacks. Chamberlain's Tablets afforded
me great relief from the first, and since TAX
ing one bottle of them ] feel like different
person" For sale by all dealers.-Adver-
Hsement.
The daily telegram. [volume] (Clarksburg, W. Va.) 1901-1926, 1914-03-03

Postmasters appointed in West
Virginia include Wallace J. Curry at
Burch, Mingo county, in place OF
Hatfield; w T. Vass at Excelsior,
Mcdowell county, to succeed j. "A
Stewart. resigned; Orval Kennedy
at Clifty, Fayette county. to succeed
E. C. Kenney, removed.
The daily telegram. [volume] (Clarksburg, W. Va.) 1901-1926, 1914-03-03

Congressman Hughes has had a
bill passed through the House Tor
Frederick Flowers, Of Huntington
Mr.. Flowers is totally blind and the
bill carries a pension of $50 a month
for him.
The daily telegram. [volume] (Clarksburg, W. Va.) 1901-1926, 1914-03-03

i. B. Bash, superintendent of the
Parkersburg schools, on his way
home from the meeting of the Ma
tional Education Association at Rich
mond: DIR. Waiter South and Ter
renee Stewart, of NIorgantown; JOS
eph Roster. superintendent of schools
at Fairmont; Jesse Bloch, of wheel
ing, on his way home from Asheville,
~. C., have been in Washington in
the east day or two.
The daily telegram. [volume] (Clarksburg, W. Va.) 1901-1926, 1914-03-03

The name of the postofiice at
Ruby. Putnam county, has been
changed to Fraziers Bottom. and
william S. Rocco has been contin-
ued as postmaster.
The daily telegram. [volume] (Clarksburg, W. Va.) 1901-1926, 1914-03-03

The removal of the postofice al
Eollans5ee from the old site to the
east side of Main street between
Broad and Ohio streets has ben au-
thor;zed by the department.
The evening world., 1914-03-19


kvU the Christ Child
kHX watching glded
" ached by careless
tired limbs would him
the pleasant
time when old and little child
his
the loved into the
Cathedral
custodans the
accident FOOTBALLS sought
building the white
that slender white thread fell
Of tho chance there
He touched
"Ddst
dog7" said that
raised easpsd
alone"
quite st soothd
cold Suddenly
through
Elevation
from the Cross instant visible
Nelo
FASHIONED giistened paeness OF
The Of the OF
I'VE shall his there"
III
Antwerp
stiffness
broke temple they them lying
wells back from the
Rubens
| Of tho
The evening world., 1914-03-19

on the sea Of life.
Strange to say. In the upper hun
dreds ~ we'll A. In the lower mill
ions, women exhaust endless energy
In getting married in the pursuit Of
life happiness and yet lose that
energy when staying married.
OF course. nearly every mother
wants her daughter to got married.
II she can be happy. And the bust.
ness o. staying happily married has
it, pros and cons. just a. any other
business.
The ledger Of life In double har.
ness demands q debit and q credit
for both parties, an accounting sys-
tenn OF attainment. a fling system Of
finance. q daily Journal Of give and
take, bank book equally balanced,
q calendar that 10 not too exacting
and . profit-and- loss arrangement
that makes tho burden equal.
The girl who remains wholly at
homo 10 not, perhaps, likely to attain
all Of these attributes. II 10 q good
thing for every girl to have some
contact with the world and its
work: also some knowledge as to
what she may expect in marriage
besides something old. something
new, something borrowed. something
blue" In order to secure happineas.
And though happy II the bride the
sun shines on" the bride 10 more
likely TO remain happy II she keeps
these sun rays In her heart.
A few Of the items that every
woman should remember who would
dnd happiness with . husband are:
To muddle marriage In much easier
than to make for mutual peace.
Forget the old maxim that mar.
riage u lottery: for over q lottery
you have no control: but marriage
may be \ we'll managed scheme.
That II you marry for money or
position. you get only money or DO
si1on. Love cannot be bought.
BeAdes, II you marry only for love
don't imagine there are no moments
Of unhappiness.
Never expect to win . waning love
by moralinng. Better look extrs
charming or arrange . good dinner.
" your husband has only masculine
virtues, don't try to make him Z
feminist. for you will be out OF . jot
yourself.
II your husband 10 not a. handsoms
~ MIRA Jones's. don't continually com.
pare them; for a. far a. husbands 70
"AAnlsems 70 - hAalse@e AesA"
The evening world., 1914-03-19

Remember IL you were amused Mt
the faults Of your fiance you should
not feel abused At the same faults in
your husband.
1t 10 a good thing to keep your brain
busy as well a. your hands white, for
= husband likes to talk to you a. well
a. to kiss you.
II YOU consent to he treated a. q
Dresden doll and encourage hin, to
keep bad news from you, you are
likely to be the chief mourner At the
funeral OF disaster.
4 little well-directed praise or an
probation Of husbands hobbies viii
make him dislike yours much less.
A clingtns vino wife who cannot
bear to turn the knob OF a door or
count up a few bills or do anything
for herself saps the roots OF her strong
oak husband long before his time.
When a man IL stubborn argument
won't change him, and you can gene
rally gain your point In some other
way.
Since most matrimonial differences
eems cut Of xaass. Il u the Wtse vile
The evening world., 1914-03-19
Chapters From :.
a mans Life
op-ht 1914 by Tes FRS. Publishing III.
CHAPTER W. NcIi seemed pleased o have
By Dale Drum m O nd

lIue SeW torN trenlLG W orisl.
Ncli seemed pleased to have her
money returned so promptly, al.
though she assured mo there was 40
need for such haste. Gertlo Cum.
mings. an intimate friend of Nsll,s
was there. and complimentsd NJ "a
my becoming hat.
where did YOU get your idsas 81
clothes and other things. living II
that little Western town all your
life?" she asked. You certainly have
exquisite taste.
"Oh. 1 don't know. I guess ite
natural. used to be something Of
an artist" ! replied. but Il made ne
think.
Where DID get my extravasaa.
ideas? We were "well.to-do people,"
as they say at home. because father
ow ned the house We lived IN, and
kept a hired girl" But we never
had much money for clothes nv
amusements. and until I came -
New York, or. more positively, uneSl
after I had visited Jacks sister n
Boston had been satisfied. Now my
wants. my desires grew With amaS.
ing rapidity, fed by my love Of the
beautiful and by my determination to
be we'll gowned and popuiar. That,
Jacks salary would not allow ne ~
/ indulge my taste. my longing tt
against him.
7 had. in tho year before net
Jack, dreamed OF a career. Il ma
even thought I might some day 10.
come an artist. ! had no rsxsoA-
able foundation for such an idea. Ny
drawings were crude aud uniovoty.
But as Ia usually the case my friends
fiattered me. Told me that with otubf
! would certainly do wonders That
! had the true artistic sense. and ~
such stun. So now I often hueGSd
the idea that ! might have become
s sieh and famou: BY my own shssss
One thing only did not 10. I
never thought OF what some other
man might have done for me, nor
wished l had married smother. JAnk
| had been my lover. He was now nay
husband. Soon to be the father or
my child? Never. even IN thought.
did I wish Vt different -
That 1t was perfectly natural ler
me to wish for. and, when ] could
procure them, to console myself with.
the ARTIFICIAL things Of life b.
cause had never attained to the
REAL things never lima sinsd,
I spent the remainder 6f the ~
| after Iunching with Nell ana GsrstG,
in running around paying the tsadss-
men and others owed. When Il vAs
time for Jack to como homo ] IGa
exhausted my strength. ana also tie
5000. had Just about - lsft. But FOR
tho first time In nearly four month
! was out Of debt. WHAT j shdull
tell Jack about drawing the mouSy.
and WHEN should tell him. ~
too utterly worn out to consider. ~
] again let him put on the dinner AAl
clear away afterward: while hy,4n
the couch with closed eyes. too ut6A
to even think. =
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Hits From Sharp Wits.

Who does q thing well has as his
reward the consciousness that IL WAS
well done, even II praise IL withheld.
Albany Journal.
As q harbinger OF spring tho pru-
dent man places less reliance on the
first robin than he does on the first
box score. Boston Transcript.
II we are to believe what We have
heard for many years, Opportunity Ia
regular knocker. yet II does not have
the reputation OF . pessimist New
Orleans States.
Every booster should also be able 10
shove n little.-Macon Telegraph.
The mills Of industry rarely ever
turn out calamity howlers. Macon
Telegraph.
To tell your troubles to an enemy
would please him: to tell them to a
friend distresses him: TO tell them 10
one who is neither friend nor enemy
borcs him: then why tell them at all +?
Albany Journal.
Many a man falls over his own
hlu3.-Aaeon Telegraph.
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Betty Vincent's Advice to Lovers

really love each other with q love a.
permanent A. II II intense I cannot
see that anything 10 gained by defer
ring the day that makes them one.
Occasionally there are legitimate
family reasons for prolong ing an On :
gaGsment. But Do sure the delay 10
legitimate and unacceptable.
3. s." writes: what are the
duties assigned to the best man? 10
the best man selected by the bride
groom. and should he be the bride.
groom's brother? Does the best man
chose his own maid Of honor. or 10
the selection made by the bride?"
The best mans chief duty In to
take charge OF the ring. The BRIDE
groom selects him. and he may or may
not he the bridegroom's brother. The
bride chooses the maid Of honor, to-
gether with her other attendants II
che he's them
The evening world., 1914-03-19

the anow ridges he thus moulded In
plsstsr. 10 be replaced later by mar
BILE Of by deathiess bronss. And let
them stand forever a. . monument 10
the competency OF our Street Clean
Ing Department and to the work that
tho Wanted $4,000 busy men" could
not accomplish. with millions Of dol
lars at their hack. In ssventeen days!
Who has q better suggestion than this
sublime plan?
COLUMBIA SENIOR.
oisty Counties u New York.
n ~ Edtsos 1t " E~ssias World,
How many counties are there In
New York Htatsf
LYNDON q. TurHILL,
New suffolk, N. Y.
The evening world., 1914-03-19

who gives way to such trilss. ,si
To enact continually the role Of chiSi
critic to your husband 10 one OF ,tHs
things that drives him away from
you. What matters It u his uau1.
tache il a little long or the out OF. his
hair 10 not to your fancy? You haze
vanities OF your own. 81.
II 10 not wise 70 inslst on ,rseaihr
all your husband's corrsspondejAcs.
He may not object to II, but Ae 3osc
not like your making Q point Of Il,
Don't ''shhh!" at him. II no waits
10 sing At the top Of his voice While
sharpening his razor or whietle oct
Of tune in the psrlor, bs sisd Ne
spirits are cheerful. -, 80
Lose the habit Of charging thiaGD,
so az to avoid the just criticiSm whom
husband signs the check.
Try to be In whom your hushAn4
comes home from his days work. AMI,
above all. in the words OF werd6S
worth. try TO be - 4.
"a creature --"
Not too bright and seed ~
Fer SunAA 1AsaSts OAy 1872 /.
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Straight From
The Shoulder
SIeesss Tsiks 70 Young Men.
IN, ~ 4. TT II i,ne':s: IRs .HslS5''' o.
A1Hrssstpsnsss.


\ HALF-HEARTED attack or an
~ unvigilApt siege never captured
= city.
Ner did ever . young man SUCCESS
fully storm the fortress Of success un-
less his campaign was aggressiveiy
pursued. Snowbslls batter NO ma
sonry. The artillery with the hurt.
Ing shells crumble the battlements.
4 machine gun u more effective bs.
cause 1t speeds . score Of bullets
while . rife 10 being reloaded. 1t Is
the aggressive weapon Of modern
warfare.
Therefore Why not be q human ma
chine gun when attacking your work
problemsf Why should any young
man be . mere putty blower1"
There 10 always one thing to re-
member. To forget II II to fall. And
that In this: II you slacken your
speed there 10 always some other fell
low right behind you who 10 waiting
for that very chance to shoot ahead
II you're not inclined to be aggressive
the other chap IL. Why Yield him the
road and ma yourself In his dust
cloud?
1t Is well to be ready with the
punch--to have II In your arm. But
what good 10 II n you don't deliver
II? And what's the use OF delivering
II II YOU let the otner fellow deliver
his first?
Hit hard and often. II one blow
doesn't bring your problem to its
knees use the follow-up punch. Make
It a harder punch. a full muscled jab
full OF the speed OF aggresstveness
and the power Of will
Even a. In this article. one smile
has drifted into another: so mako use
Of every thought inspiration that
comes to you to drive homo your "ar.
Euments OF persuasion In the Az
gressive night for success.
The evening world., 1914-03-19
Letters from the PEOPLE

J View Monument Ter Naahsttan.
- ts nditov Of NJ l,snins woas:
On Sunday. March 4, q lot OF snow
foil. To-day. nearly three weeks
latsr. Il hss In high. gray earth
works'' on eithsr side Of nearly every
eruas-strest. waiting for the quicken
SAG sun a Nay TO Lessen it, bulk. and.
maanwhiie. blocking vehicles access
- the snrb. Lat the Sun Of summer
0e1t thase countless miles Of high,
4)rty snow fortiAcationsf Never.
yomaie de L. vie! Niemals! Non
eNpasa! Ouk aion! lrtsrdictus sstol
Int uauid plaster Of paris or liauid
9Doeroto be poured at once over those
QoUpilss ere NE dire work OF solar
11mo1hle1 go Drograne fasthes. Lee