The evening herald. [volume] (Albuquerque, New Mexico) 1914-1922, 1914-07-25

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a ou Little old New York in the
way of vice equipment.
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NEW YORK never yet had a dive
that could remain wide open with the
bright lights on u the mechanical
piano worSing in the face ct Il oand ]
Of raiding police men.
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JUST WHY any goailemln should
be afraid Of buyers for Republican ,
proxies Just now Ia not plain. Re-
publican proxies are like Ncw Haven
stock-commOn stock.
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SOME PROXIES which have paid
dividends IN he past will never carn
another. The earning capacity ct
Ire property has been seriously i'm ,
paired.
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CARBAJAL'S investigation og the
Mexican treasury gives a fairly lifc-
IKE demonstration OF locainR the
stable after the horse has been stolen.
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THE QUESTION lie Hucrta look for
the two Million
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E-X-c-U-s-E ME! ,
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THE COLONEL. with his charac-
toristic carelcssness for detail, seems
to overlook the fact that the question
before he court rs not whether wall
lam Barnes Is all the things Roose-
Welt has called him. but whether or
not +. Roosevelt Is a liar.
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COLONEL ROOSEVELT. IN fact
has had II put right up TO him for the
FIRST time in his adventurous life To
deliver the goods.
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WITHOUT any eN~tcnuatinE cir
cumstances. such az being President
Of the United States and immune
from human frailities.
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THE COUNTRY generally believes
Harncs is about what Roosevelt says
he iH. But 1t is extremely interested
In watching the Colonel prove Il.
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IL MAITRE Laborl keeps on sup
pressing those two letters. he'll wake
az to find himself Unpopular with the
A'HfH ff'lAt
d
WE want Ia know what's In those
letters; u we are not "a woman
either.
THE TItiAL has ., m%oLFrJied one
tihng. NJ. Caillagx wts , regular down
With the ladies.
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Ode to u Pottcrhouse steak.
Urcc our friend The COW
jumped over the moon
; Ana was proud Of the disionce ne
twcca Us.
ilut It's got so now
THAI we think Il a boon
II she steps this side OF n
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REPRESENTATIVE BARTHOLD
OF Missouri presented i've thousand
amendments against Tho constitution
al amendment-summary OF "doings
Ia congress" 1t doesn't say what
amendment. but It's a safe bet forty
nine hundred OF them were signed
alongside a stein.
IF THESE RAINS keep - Colonel
TwitchelI will have 10 furnish hydro
%aoroplaRes for the gym-what-you-
may -call-cm at the road convention.
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CHARLES DIvILBLlss. formerly
of Albuquerque seems 20 rave had
diyii of a little bliss la his hnish.
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III. AS rs SUGGESTED. Attorney
Raca's habcas corpus writ for salazar
should free all -four thousand 81 the
prisoners at Fort winEate. the gen
cral result might he beneficial to Can
didate Baca. In the event of his nom
ination. Those boys are IN fun vot-
Ing practice.
i Royal secrets.
The king was in his counting house.
counting up his money.
The queen was In the kitchen eating
bread me honey.
1T isn't very quecnly fare" said she
1 with resignation,
But n you're going anywhere you
must save for vacation"
Louisville Courler-Journal.
The king was In his counting house.
n counting up his money.
The queen was IN the kitchen eatlaa
bread and honey.
Said she, "AlaCkaday. this fare !,
I really not 40 many.
but when you hnve a motor car u
takes most every penny"
r birmingham Age-Herald.
The king was In his counting house
counting Up his woes.
2 The queen was IN her houdoiT,
m%assaging her nose.
This game of oelng queen. said she,
would All be very well
n all the nasty sunragettes
. could just be sent to-Guinea o
Sing a song u sunragettcs;
/ Pockets fun 90 matches
-Four and twenty different sets.
skilled in bites and scratches.
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% A GERMAN has Invented a novel
. tool which serves as a hoe or "a spade.
What We need most. however. Is a