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Atlanta Georgian. [volume] (Atlanta, Ga.) 1912-1939, 1914-04-08
Little Bobbie S Pa o
By WILLIAM F. KIRK.

r WAS reeding in the papers once
ware Mister Rockefeller cuddent
go to church on a Sunday bee
klaus he was showed in. sed Ma.
Is that so? sed Pa | suppose he
sent his dime down by sum hired
man jest the saim.
The story dldent say, sed Ma, but }
think the peepul of that littel church
must have felt sad to think that
thare gratest & best member was
snowbound on his vast estate, unabel
to be among them with his CHEEKY
smile & genyul presence.
Did the story say that that he had
a CHEEKY smile & a genyul presence
sed Pa.
Sumthing like that, sed Ma
Well sed Pa, that is only another
proof that we shuddent believe every :
thing we read in the newspapers. !
newer had the pleshure of person
ally meeting John d. Rockefeller, sed
Pa, but / have often seen fotygrafts
Of him. witch showed him with a
smile on. & It looked about as CHEEKY
as the smile Of a man wich has Jest
had four tens beaten by yure four
kings. Thare always seemed to be
sumthing wrinkly and wintry about
the smile to me, sed Pa, but maybe |
am so used to the CHEEKY smiles of
my gang that expect too much from
a elderly ma
] wuddent be surprised sed Ma.
have seen sum of yure trends cum to
the house. she toald Pa, that dident
have much left in the way of express
sion excep thare CHEEKY smile. Thare
conversashun sumtimes led me to bee
leeve. sed Ma, that thare is only a
thin line between sum CHEEKY smiles
and berry smiles. However, you know
I promised the first of the yeer that If
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ing. accepted IT, and. taking leave Of the
parish he called upon the farmer when
he was touched by the mans evident
regret.
why. l thought you would be glad
to get rid Of me-" exclaimed the vicar
The farmer shook his head solemnly
Well he said, you see, sir, I've
lived here for nigh forty years, and my
experience OF our parsons Is that there's
never a bad 'un goes but wuss I'm
comes"
81 suppose" said the husband. Il
suppose that you women want to vote
Just like men dor
"Oh, no, replied the wife, that isn't
the point We want TO vote a great
deal better than the men do"
The fare at certain boarding house
was very poor A boarder who had
been there for some time, because he
could not get away was standing In
the hall when the landlord rang the din
ner bell. Whereupon an old dog that
was lying outside on a rug commenced
to howl mounfully.
The boarder watched him little while
and then said:
What on earth are you bowling for?
You don't have TO eat it,
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When Judge Dowse was practIcing at
the bar a judge asked.
For whom are you concerned in TINS
case, Mr.. Dowse?'
Il am concerned. my Lord. for the
plaintiff but ] am engaged for the de-
tendant was his reply
Mrs. O'Rooney,' said Father McMur-
ply, why DO never see Patrick at
church now"
Mrs. O'Rooney shook her head sadly.
us II Socialism,
"Warse than thOt, your reverence.
rs il atheism
"Warse, your reverence.
What is II. them"
rheumatism
The Guv'nor (threa teningly)- Look
here, Parkin, I've got tired OF seeing
these figures dropping month after
month, and I shall have TO seriously
consider taking the only steps left to
me TO bring about on alteration.
The ManaRer-Yes, sir and from
when would your resignation take ef-
feet?
The incumbent Of country vlcarage
had long a thorn In his side in the shape
Of a crusty old farmer, who delighted in
opposing the vicar IN every way. The
parson, having been offered another Nv
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too useless to help himself, he begins
to help the doctors make a living.
What. Mother, is chlvalry?
From "A mans standpoint, Child, II
means taking off ones hat to Wo-
man. From a wOman's standpoint,
there is no such thing
What, Mother is meant by getting
Fathers consent?
When he says Child. IF you have
both made up your minds to get mar
ried. there is nothing I can do in the
matter
What, Mother, is a nest egg?
1t is that which every one should
save. Little One, but which most peo-
pie use TO make cake Of.
What Mother is the proof OF a
hem pecked man?
There are many proofs but the
most convincing is his willingness 10
carry a OandboX through the streets.
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you Wud work for woman suffrage |
wud newer say another unkind word
about any of yure trends or to them,
so | won't go on. But | wonder how
Mister Rockefeller put in that long
dreery Sunday without attending
services
] suppoas he cud have sum kind OF
services at his hoam, sed Pa. He
cud hum sum of the hymns thay sing
at his church, 81 be adding up sum
figgers at the saim time. 1t wuddent
interfere with his work, sed Pa.
knew lawyer onst that cud be draw
Ing up foreclosure paipers to roust
sum peepul off of thare farm, & at
the same time he cud be humming
hymns 1t is a exploded theory that
man can't do two things at onst,
sed Pa.
Then | rote a littel verse & showed
II to Ma. 1t was about the blizzard
wich KEEP Mister Rockefeller at hoam.
1t sed
The snow it is a cruel snow
& falls alike on foes and trends
1t KEEP lot of people from
The church witch Rockefeller at
tends,
He must have felt sad & ashamed
Not for to hear the preacher speak.
He knows he ought to square hisself
At leest one time a week.
Bobbie, that is very true, sed Pa.
Always aim for the truth wen you
rite a poem. That is how / made
such a success in the ltery field.
1t is vary wrong for Bobbie to rite
such a disrespeckful peece about
nice old gentleman, sed Ma. Tear it
up rite away, Bobbie, G. newer rite
Anything like that aggen.
So | toar 1t up. but ] am going to
rite it oaver & show it to my teecher.
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n Ina was as BOOu as neF WOfu.
~ She did everything without
consulting me-fixed the date
Of the reception for a month after the
day of my fathers visit, and sent out
invitations to all the insular gentry"
included in the lists which came from
Messy Macleod in her stiff and form
al handwriting
These lists came morning after
morning. until the invitations issued
reached the grand total of 500
AS the rooms of the Castle were not
large enough to accommodate so
many guests, Alma proposed to erect
a temporary pavilion. My father
agreed, and within a week hundreds
Of workmen from Blackwater were
setting up a vast wooden structure, in
the form of the COLOSSEUM. on the
headlands beyond the garden where
Martin and | had walked together.
While the work went on my ia
theirs feverish pride seemed to in
crease ! heard Of messages TO Alma
saying that no money was to be
spared. The reception was to sur
pass in grandeur any fete ever held In
ELAN. Not knowing what high STAKES
my father was playing for, | was
frightened by this extravaganza, and
from that cause alone ! wished TO es-
cape from the sight OF 1t.
| could not escape.
felt sure that Alma hated me with
an implacable hatred. and that she
was trying to drive me away, think
ing that would be the easiest means
to gain her own ends. For this rea-
son, among others. the woman in me
would not let me hy 80 l remained
and went through ~1rgatpry OF SUI
fering
Price. too, who had reconciled her
self to nv revelation, was always
urging me to remain, saying:
WHY should you go, my lady?
You are your husbands wife. aren't
YOU? Fight It out | say. Ladies do
so every day. WHY shouldn't your"
Before long the whole island seemed
TO be astir about our reception. Every
dav the insular newspapers devoted
columns to the event, giving elabo-
rate accounts Of what limitless wealth
could accomplish for a single nights
entertainment In these descriptions
there was much eulogy of my father
as the uncrowned king Of Elan" as
well as praise of Alma, who was
displaying such daring originality"
but little or no mention Of myself
To BE Continued To morrow.
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BY FRANCES L. oARslDE.


What. Mother, is the dividing line
between youth and age?
The realization. Little One. that II
one wants any happiness in life he
must find It In giving happiness 70
others
What, Mother Mine. are the real
facts about the stand Of the
"nobest work OF Goldman
The real facts, Child, are that he is
first known as the son of his mother
next as the husband of his Wife, ana
last as the father Of his children.
Why, Mother, do you say that Mr..
links Is the wisest man in the town
to day.
Because Ny Dear it was Only yes
terday he was punished for making
fool of himself He win not be as
wise a week from now.
At what age. Mother. does a man s
usefulness end?
Never, Little one for when he gets
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seventy-ffth Chapter.

a Ina was as good as her word.
~ She did everything without
consulting me-fXad the dale
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A Matter of Expediency
By ELLA WHEELER WILCOX.

eyed and blood fiecked, are a spec
tacle of dignity compared with two
men, stripped to the waist, ready to
beat and bruise and gouge.
Send her the picture, by all means
Be kind to her, if such sentiment
as kindness exists in your heart, and
send her a snapshot taken when you
are rushing, wild-eyed, at your oppo-
nent with the blood streaming down
your face.
Let Her See.
Let her see you as brutal as you
can be. Let her learn that the man
she dreams is a hero is nothing but
a mass of bone and muscle of less use
to humanity thar The most degraded
form Of animal life.
Cure her of her infatuation, / beg
of you. Let her learn through your
picture what manner of man he is
who uses the physical strength God
gave him, not to lift up and protect
but to beat down and abuse.
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A Speedy Cure.

She needs that photograph as
urgently as the man who has swal-
lowed poison needs an antidote!
The admiration OF the girl for you
is evident and she must be cured at
once. The cure will be effected the
quickest and most thoroughly if she
sees you stripped for your part in a
contest Of brutality. She viii see that
you depend ON brute strength to win
your way in the world, and that all
your development has been in the
muscles of your arms and calves.
If she has brain in her own head,
she will note the absence OF a brain
in yours. If she has heart that
beats In sympathetic understanding
with the suffering OF the weak and
oppressed, she will be stirred to dis
gust by the sight of a man who
makes his living by brute force.
Ii she hopes for chivalry and ten
derness from the man she loves. she
will know at first glance at your pic
ture that they are not be found in
the breast Of pugilist. Animalism
in its lowest form Is portrayed in
every line and muscle Of the prize
fighter Two Infatuated bulls, plug
ing and tearing at each other, mad
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To BE Continued Tomorrow.
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NE may almost tell the manner
Of the man by the manner in
~ which he signs his name. The
writer of the following letter tells
as much in his signature as he dis
closes in the body Of his letter:
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too useless to help himself, he begins
to help the doctors make a living.
Atlanta Georgian. [volume] (Atlanta, Ga.) 1912-1939, 1914-04-08

Copyright. 1912. by Hearsts Magazine.
Copyright, 1918, by Hearst Magazine.
Copyright in Great Britain. Copyright.
1913. by ]. B. Lippincott Company.
Atlanta Georgian. [volume] (Atlanta, Ga.) 1912-1939, 1914-04-08

Ny dear Eddie, that is more a mat
ter of expediency than Of propriety'
The latter word suggests dignity, de-
liberation and some good breeding,
and the former the necessity of speedy
action What is needed when young
girl asks pugilist for his photo
graph as he appears in the ring ready
for battle is speedy action.
Atlanta Georgian. [volume] (Atlanta, Ga.) 1912-1939, 1914-04-08

81 am a young pugilist, Z years
old. A girl friend OF mine asked me
for my photograph as | appear in the
ring ready for battle. Do you think
IT would be proper for me to crafty
her wish? EDDIE
East Oregonian : E.O. (Pendleton, OR) 1888-current, 1914-11-09
RONALD SMITH DIED
At WASHOUGA! FRIDAY
Washougal Wash

Washougal, Wash, Nov. Q. 1914
The many friends OF Ronald II
smith, eldest son Of Mr.. and Mrs ID
G. Smith. formerly OF Pendleton but
now of Washougal will be grieved "a
learn Of his death which occurred n,
the family home near here Friday
November 9th.
Death was due to tuberculosis OF
which deceased suffered for only a
short time. II was not generally
known that he was gravely III until
recently Even then, hope was not
relinqulshed until he quietly breathed
his last
The young man was born in Corn
wall England, February 1st, 1894, anI
had lived with his parents in or
about Pendleton from infancy He
attended the public schools of PEN
dleton and for the past year had
been employed in the o. X. Barber
Shop. He was popular member OF
the youngeE set and besides host
OF friends. he leaves to mourn his de-
parture his mother and father, three
brothers, Thomas. Clarence and
George, all residing at home and one
sister, Mrs Harold Locke Of Portland.
All Of the above mentioned were pres
ent when death occurred.
East Oregonian : E.O. (Pendleton, OR) 1888-current, 1914-11-09
y. Y. AGRICULTURAL SPECIAL
ARRIVES AT FORT WAYNE, IND

FORT WAYNE, Ind, Nov. 9.-To
advertise the peculiar agricultural and
commercial advantages of New York
state Is the purpose of the tour Of
the Agricultural Special which ar
rived here today on its railroad jour
hey through the middle west The
train, which was sent out by the New
York state agricultural department
under the direction of Charles w.
I.armon, an agricultural expert, car
les lecturers, moving picture opera
tors, field literary material and gen.
uine products OF the Empire States
soil. The tour, 1t is officially stated
was suggested to the agricultural de-
partment by the numerous requests
which 1t received from middle west
residents asking for information re-
garding farming in New York.
The itinerary of the Special
through the middle west follows:
Nov. 9. Fort Wayne; 10 Goshen, IL
Warsaw, ~ Wabash. 10 Marion, IA
Alexandra, 16 Upton, II Kokome,
1s Peru, 10 Frankford, 20 Lafayette
Indiana 23, Gibson City. "a Peoria, rs
Bloomington, 27 Champaign. 2S Dam
Vile, 30 Paris, Illinois Dec. /. Nation
2, Pana 3. Terra Haute T. Indianapol-
is 5, Shelbyvllle, 7 Greensburg,
Rushville, Q Anderson, II New Castle.
Indiana, 12 Troy, IA Springfield. is
Delaware 1s Marion. Ohio.
East Oregonian : E.O. (Pendleton, OR) 1888-current, 1914-11-09
AMERICAN ROAD CONGRESS
MEETS IN ANNUAL SESSION

ATLANTA, Ca, Nov. delegates
arrived here today for She fourth an
nual convention Of the American
road congress. Various types OF
roads, and road making and cam
paigns to boost the good roads"
propaganda will be discussed. Logan
Waller Pagen chief of the U. S. de-
partment OF agriculture's road bureau
will address the convention. Exten-
sions Of the practice Of having q
good roads" day annually in each
state for public participation in road
making will be urged.
About 5000 delegates are expected
here for the convention.
Forty seven organizations Including
the American Bar Association, the
American Bankers Association and
the Civil Service Reform League are
taking part.
East Oregonian : E.O. (Pendleton, OR) 1888-current, 1914-11-09
HOME At HERM|STON
IS DAMAGED BY FIRE
RESIDENCE OF ROY MARCUh
SUSTAINS loss OF ABOUT
$500.
Especial Correspondence. }

HERMISTON, Ore, Nov. 9.-The
residence occupied by Roy Marcum
caught fire yesterday morning about
IL o'clock from an air tight stove in
the living room. More damage was
done by water than fire as the flames
had gained little headway when the
fire department arrived.
The loss Is estimated at $500 and is
covered by insurance. The property
Is owned by Edward s. Taylor, U. s.
reclamation service attorney.
The two days for the dairy and hog
show has been taken advantage OF
by the aid societies OF the local
churches. The Methodist ladies will
serve a cafeteria supper both even
ings in the vacant building next to
the Herald office. The ladies Of the
Baptist aid will serve the noon hour
meal in the Skinner building, on
Main street.
The Episcopal guild will give its an
nuaI Christmas sale on these dates
in the old bakery building on Main
street.
East Oregonian : E.O. (Pendleton, OR) 1888-current, 1914-11-09
WOMEN sTfoULD TAKE wARNING

II the statement made at New
York Assembly OF women. that heal
thy American women are so rare that
they are almost extinct. is true. 1t Is
time for the women of America to
take warning and look to their health.
II may be headaches, backaches. drag
ging down pains. nervousness, mental
depression, that are tell-tale symp-
toms OF some organic arrangement
for which Lydia +. Pinkham's Vege-
table Compound simple remedy
made from roots and herbs-is a spe-
cific and may be relied upon to re-
store women to healthy normal con.
dition.-Adv.
East Oregonian : E.O. (Pendleton, OR) 1888-current, 1914-11-09
LOCAL DRUGGIST SAYS:
TAKE ONLY ONE DOSE

We want to tell those in Pendle-
ton suffering from stomach or bowel
trouble hat we are agents for the
simple mixture OF buckthorn bark.
glycerine. etc. known as Adler-i-ka.
the remedy which became famous by
curing appendicitis. This is the most
thorough bowel cleanser known and
JUST ONE DOSE relieves sour stom-
aoh. gas on the stomach and consti-
patton almost IMMEDIATELY You
will be surprised at the QUICK ae-
tion OF Adler-i-ka. Tallman & Co..
druggists.-Adv.
East Oregonian : E.O. (Pendleton, OR) 1888-current, 1914-11-09
STOPS HEADACHE.
PAIN, NEURALGIA
Don't suffer! Get a dime pack.
Of DR.. James Headache
Powders.

You can clear your head and relieve
a dull. splitting or violent throbbing
headache in moment with a DR..
James Headache Powder. This old.
time headache relief acts almost mari-
cally. Send some one to the drug store
now for a dime package and a few mo.
ments after you take powder Won
will wonder what became Of the head.
ache, neuralgia and pain. Stop suffer.
you ask for.
East Oregonian : E.O. (Pendleton, OR) 1888-current, 1914-11-09
RET FEKAH LODGE OF ADAMS
HOLDS ENJOYABLE SESSION
AT CLOSE OF MEETING REFRESH
MENTS SERVED--OTHER
NEWSY NOTES.
(specIal Correspondenee.l }

ADAMS. Ore, Nov. THE Re-
bekah lodge met Thursday evening
After business was transacted. light
Refreshments were served.
Mr., and Mrs. Frank Martin and
daughters Laura and Mary we're In
Adams Thursday evening to attend
the dance.
7. A. Lleuallen and son Otis were
visitors at the county seat Thursday
The first dance of the season was
held Thursday evening at the city
hail The dance was given for the
benefit OF the Catholic church. Re-
freshments were served at midnight.
Mr.. and Mrs. Bert Kirby were
visitors at the county seat Wednesday
Joe Benjamine OF the reservation
was in town Thursday
Clark Maxey was In from the Hales
ranch Wednesday evening.
The X p. lodge met Wednesday
evening to initiate a new member, l.
Clark, the city barber.
Jerry Stone was in town Thursday
from his ranch.
The city chop mill is still busy chop
ping and loading out grain.
Mrs. Albert Boylen OF Pilot Rock
arrived In Adams Thursday evening
to visit her mother Mrs. Mcintyre OF
this town.
Vesta Boylen was in town Thurs
day.
Mrs. Ellen slmonton and daughter
Mrs. Frank Krebs. have gone to
Idaho.
Marie Mclean has started to school
In Adams
Mrs. Anna schatz was a visitor at
the county seat Friday
Mrs, Kyle McDanlels went 10 PEN
dleton Friday.
a number OF cars passed through
Adams Friday from walla walla TO
attend the football game in Pendle.
ton. between Pendleton and walla
Walla
J. o. Hales has two ten mule teams
blowing his ground. getting 1t ready
for seeding.
j. w. Schafer Is also plowlng his
ground getting 1t ready for seeding.
He Is now preparing to 20 to waila
Walla, where he intends to school his
children for the winter.
Mrs Atteberry Of Pendleton was
the guest OF Mrs. Mary Coffey sun
day.
Everett McCollum went to Pendle-
ton Thursday on business.
j. T. Heuallep. who now resides In
Walla Walla. was in Adams this
week.
Mrs. Harve Roseberry was in town
Thursday.
Mrs. NJ. A. Baker and Mrs. Mable
McCollum and children were the
GUESTS of Mrs Alley Boyer few days
this week.
Miss Ethel PerInger was the guest
OF Mr. and Mrs. Cliff Stone Friday.
John Adams, one OF the nearby
farmers was in Adams Thursday.
Joe Payant was in from his home
thursday to attend the first dance
OF the season.
The little Wallan children. who
nave been in Idaho for the mas,
month and who have been attending
school there, started to school in this
home town this week.
The children OF Pross Picard also
started to school in Adams
Mrs. Charles owens was n visitor
at the county seat Wednesday.
East Oregonian : E.O. (Pendleton, OR) 1888-current, 1914-11-09
RESINOL MAKES
ECZEMA VANISH
Stops Itching ard Burning Instantly.

There is immediate relief for skins
itching, burning and. dishgured by
eczema, ringworm, or other torment
ing skin trouble, in a warm bath with
Resinol Soap and q simple application
OF Resinol Ointment. The soothing,
healing Resinol balsams sink right into
the skin, stop itching instantly, and
soon clear away all trace Of eruption,
even in severe and stubborn cases where.
other treatments have had no effect.
After that, the regular use of Resinol
Soap is usually enough to keep the skin
clear and healthy.
Resinol Ointment (50c and sl.00lr
and Resinol Soap (25c,) are also speed
lily effective for pimples, blackheads,
dandruif, sores and many forms of piles.
Prescribed by doctors for the past nine.
teen years, and sold by all druggists.
For trial free, write to Dept. XXX,
Resinol Baltimore, Md. Buy in the
original blue package and avoid the
inferior substitutes which a few un.
scrupulous dealers try TO sell TO make
q few cents more profit at your expense,
East Oregonian : E.O. (Pendleton, OR) 1888-current, 1914-11-09
Dependency Due to indigestion.

1t is not at all surprising that per-
sons who have Indigestion become dis
couraged and despondent. Here are
a few words OF hope and cheer for
them by Mrs. Blanche Bowers, Indl-
ana, Pa. For years my digestion
was so poor that could .only eat the
lightest foods. l tried everything
that / heard OF TO get relief, but not
until about year ago wnen l saw
Chamberlain's Tablets advertised ana
got bottle Of them, did l find the
right treatment. soon began TO
improve, and since taking a few bot
ties Of them my digestion is fine"
For sale by all dealers.-Adv.
East Oregonian : E.O. (Pendleton, OR) 1888-current, 1914-11-09
Cane Tendency.

Much of the new neckwear reflects
the tendency to make a cape OF every
thing, says the New York Times. Lace
and organdle and net are all convert
ed into dainty bits OF neckwear with
big cape sections at the back The
fichu type OF collar is also enjoying
rather unexpected hold. II Is often
made OF fine muslin as a part Of "a
serge or gabardine frock.
East Oregonian : E.O. (Pendleton, OR) 1888-current, 1914-11-09
Trunk Seat.

A trunk may be made into n COM
Portable window seat by padding the
top ana covering with cretone. says
the New York Press Use one piece
to cover the top and front and a
pleated flounce for the ends. II the
seat occupies a corner a pillow COW
cred with the cretonne will be decId-
edly effective.
East Oregonian : E.O. (Pendleton, OR) 1888-current, 1914-11-09
bag for Hat

A travelling hat bag costs IS. II Is
made OF waterproof cloth on col
lapsible frame. that. when open, Is
strong and big enough to protest the
largest hat and. when closed, Is small
and light enough TO be almost unno>
ticeable in the bottom OF the trunk.
SAYS the Kansas City Star. 1t comes
in navy blue and black.
East Oregonian : E.O. (Pendleton, OR) 1888-current, 1914-11-09

We're sorry II you've tried other
medicines and they failed. As a last
resort try HOLSTERS Rocky Mountain
Tea. It's a simple remedy, but It's
worked wonders, made thousands well
and happy. Purifies the blood. makes
flesh and muscle cleanses your sys-
TEN. Tallman & co.-AdV