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Baraboo weekly news. [volume] (Baraboo, Wis.) 1912-197?, 1914-09-24

Those who have used s. s. s. marvel
at the way it checks blood diseases. See
man today with his skin all broken out !;
see him again in a week or two after using
5. s. S. and he is wonder to behold, all
cleared up, skin healthy, eyes bright, big
smile replaces the droop. What is S. S. S.
that can accomplish such wonderful re-
suits? First of all it is a natural medf-
cine Like milk, eggs and other foods that
can not be initiated, s. s, s, owes it to
Nature for it's power to overcome disease
just as food prevents emaciation. S. s. s.
is not combination of prescription drugs.
1t is a preparation direct from medicinal
plants that retains all the yirile potency
Of what we need, what we must have in
the blood to counteract those destructive
tendencies that assail us throughout life.
If it were not for our natural secretions to
sustain US, aided by such known helps as
S. S. S. there would be small chance of
any Of us surviving childhood.
Get bottle of S. S. S. today from any
druggist but be careful to avoid the sub
stitutes palmed off on the unwary. S. S. S.
Is prepared only by The Swift Specific Co.,
SO Swift Bldg, Atlanta, Ca, and for pri-
vate medical advice write briefly your
symptoms to their medical department.
They will take excellent care of you.
Baraboo weekly news. [volume] (Baraboo, Wis.) 1912-197?, 1914-09-24

nouncem5nt, -
TITS no such thing. / married
you on April 16th.''
1.-THE dickens you did" Then he
added, looking more crestfallen every
minute, And I squandered 50 on
flowers to prove to you that l could
remember 1t for once"
Flowers! Five dollars! oh, Paul,
Paul, did you pay cash for them?"
What a question: You've got
bills on the brain. Why, no.
telephoned the florist out here to
send 'em over and told him I'd
come In and pay him in the morn
ing"
Mrs. Andrews fell into her hus-
bands arms. HE didn't understand.
I spoke to him down the tube
wouldn't let him come up-and ALI
he would say was: Box of flowers
for Andrews, S. Oh, it was the
first collector since our talk last night
you see, SO l just gave him all the
wrath I've been keeping In for fve
weeks. He kept ringing and ring
ing the bell after l told him to go
and at last he said his boss told him
not to come away without the cash
and I told him I'd have him arrested
If he didn't go, and he said the whole
neighborhood knew we never paid
our bills. "esassEs ~
But, Paul Andrews" she broke
off with a historical sob, 1.-The worst
of the whole thing is your thinking
our anniversary came on the 9Th Of
April! How could yOu?"-Chica-
go News.
Baraboo weekly news. [volume] (Baraboo, Wis.) 1912-197?, 1914-09-24
OTHER PEOPLES
BILLS

Il think it's such a funny thing
that the people who lived here be-
fore we came should have been
namel Andrews, too" remarked the
sprightly woman of that name as she
and her husband surveyed their new
fiat. 1T may prove very handy. If
anything nice comes addressed to
them | shall simply appropriate it. :"
But she had forgotten this laugh
Ing announcement when the post
man rang the bell the first morning
after they had moved in and it was
in all innocence that she tore open an
envelope and then sat staring at its
contents.
Carriage hire, $685." she gasped.
'Why, we haven't ordered so much
as cab for weeks. Paul, what does
it mean Z" .a2~
He Studied the bill. Mean? It
means the other Andrews" he de-
cided. Better mark it Opened by
mistake and put it back into the
box
That was the beginning. Three
mails day brought bills, bills, bills.
r. N. Andrews was the other
mans name and her husband hap
pened 70 be P. M. Andrews diff
erence SO slight that creditors scorn-
ed to notice. Besides, the other man
had failed to leave his new address.
How do such people live?" sput-
tered Mrs. Andrews one morning
when she had been looking for a
mail box choked with nothing. but
the former tenants bills. "They
never paid for anything. 1t seems.
There have been collectors here
from all the dry<goods stores and
some OF them made themselves alb
solutely obnoxious through the speak
ing tube. They won't believe un-
less actually see them face to face
that I'm not the same Mrs. Andrews
that they've been used TO calling on
OF course we're newcomers Ia the
neighborhood and l don't want to
get the reputation of being disagree
able, so try to be polite to them all
But the milkman, the groceryman,
the iceman and lot Of others have
been here and I'm tired"
1T won't do my credit any good,
will it," said Andrews, with grin.
Il think the worst is over, though.
They'll begin to let up now. I'm
sorry for the creditors myself"
And I'm sorry for me- was the
response from his wife. IF you
had to answer the string of people
that 1 do you'd wish your name was
Haberbusch. This afternoon young
man came to collect a years sub
scription for weekly magazine that
/ had never heard of and he simply
wouldn't allow me to be anybody
but Mrs. r. N. Andrews. He was
fairly innerti4GAnt tn ma"
Baraboo weekly news. [volume] (Baraboo, Wis.) 1912-197?, 1914-09-24
He was. Ell? Well. don't YOU

He was, Ell? Well, don't you
stand a bit Of that There's no rea
son why a man that never runs an
account anywhere should have his
wife annoyed over other folks bills.
You'd better be sharp with them
after this. Shut the door in their
face If necessary. We've had en-
ough."
cali right, agreed Mrs. Andrews,
with stolid satisfaction.
The next morning, fired by the
fact that a new month had begun
and the same old batch of bills had
come again, she waited almost i'm
patiently for the first collector.
The day wore on and promptly at
6 o'clock In the evening P. M. An
drews walked into his house with
an expectant, conquering hero air.
Stepping to the dining-room door, he
gave a comprehensive glance ct the
table and then grinned broadly.
You've forgotten 1t yourself" he
said, as his wife appeared. If you
have I'm going to cry about 1t the
way you did last year"
What in the world do you mean?"
"Ha, ha! To-day's the 9Th. my
dear. Didn't the flowers Gomez"
Paul are you crazy? What flow
ers?''
my dear, this is our wedding an
niversary." was the triumphant an
Baraboo weekly news. [volume] (Baraboo, Wis.) 1912-197?, 1914-09-24
WHY WEAK LUNGS :?

The toll of tuberculosis is claiming
more than $50 victims every day in the
United States, yet few realize their grave
condition until the critical period arrives.
Overwork, worry, weakness after sick
ness, catarrh, bronchitis, tender threats
all exert the weakening influence that
invites consumption.
To guard against consumption, thou
sands ofpeople take Scott Emulsion after
meals because its rich medicinal nourish-
ment strengthens the lungs, puts vlgor IN
the blood, and upbuilds strength to resist
tuberculosis. Scott S Emulsion is nature 8
strength builder. Refuse substitutes.
Baraboo weekly news. [volume] (Baraboo, Wis.) 1912-197?, 1914-09-24

Skept1c1sm is based largely on igno-
rance. When a man hears something
that he does not know about he is
either broad minded enough to learn
more about it. or else announces that
he does not believe it at all.
A man of the woods might ask you
something like this: "Did you have
gunw .-.--. -a-,. -s.
mo"
"Well. that's pretty good. You were
lucky to get your deer that way" He
wouldn't ask any more questions be-
cause be would understand. He
wouldn't ask you how the deer acted
because he would know how it acted
Nor would be ask how much strength
was used knowing how much strength
was necessary to kill deer in that
manner. He would also know that if
you saw deer too big to handle you
would not tackle it,
In winter when the snow Is deep the
deer or moose has difficulty in getting
about. They yard together, walking
A man on snow shoes can run them
down very quickly.
There are many different ways to
kill deer. In the yard you can kill
him with a club You can throw him
and break his neck, just as the COW
boys in the west throw steer aud
break it's neck. Then. again, you can
strange the animal by throwing your
whole weight against him.
Talking with Andrew Sockalexis. the
Indian Marathon runner, after my re-
turn to civilization. brought to light
another experience similar to mine
This Indian had run down deer on
snowshoes In the winter and killed the
animal with his hands alone.
feel pity instead of anger toward
those critics who do not believe SIM
fply because they do not know.
The deer fights with it's forward feet
more than it does with It's horns. In
winter a deer does not have horns to
light with. Summer is the mating sea-
son, and suppose nature provided
them with antlers at this time to pro-
Etect themselves. In the mating season
the horns of these animals are perfect,
land they are always ready for fight
They will resist any interference from
other animals. But in winter they
yard together and are peaceful, never
Engaging in battle, for at this time
they shed their horns and are harmless
/! q &,
photographs of these animals in the
yards in winter under the jacklight.
Jacklight photography is real sport,
and when it is all over the animal is
mot harmed in the slightest degree.
In jacklighting first of all it is nee
essary to have a dark night Then
you need a canoe and jacklight on
: a staff in the how Next a man who
understands padding is absolutely es
sential-one who when he dips his pad,
die in the water will DO it so qnletIy
you cannot even hear ripple. All
guides know how to do this.
Set your camera with the shutter
open on box above the light Then
you go padding noiselessly down the
stream with a broad cycle of light
sweeping the shore
Unless a beaver swimming along
ena4as dive and in plunging makes
noise with his tail as he goes down
there is absolutely nothing to break
the silence. That noise does not scare
the other animals because they know
what it stands for.
II If the animals on the shore do not
get your scent you can go very close to
them with the canoe
Baraboo weekly news. [volume] (Baraboo, Wis.) 1912-197?, 1914-09-24
Dizzy? Bilious? Constipated?

DR.. Kings New Life Pills will cure
you, cause healthy flow of Bile and
rids your Stomach and Bowels of waste
and fermenting body poisons. They
are Tonic to your Stomach and Liver
and tone the general system. First
dose will cure you of that depressed,
dizzy, bilious and constipated condi-
ton. 25c. all druggists. Advertise
mont
Baraboo weekly news. [volume] (Baraboo, Wis.) 1912-197?, 1914-09-24
A Hut Erected In the Forest by the
Author.

A Hut Erected In the Forest by the
Author.
rDrawp in the woods by Knowles on a
piece of fungus. with burnt sticks
woods. have openly doubted the story.
To any one who knows the ways and
habits of animals such a thing would
not seem wonderful Those who have
hunted and lived among the wildS do
not think SO for minute. Ii is really
of such little Importance that man
who understands such things would
not even mention it. In fact, not untll
/ had been out of the forest for nearly
week did | speak of the affair at ali.
and then only when | was asked TO
explain where / got my deer.
Baraboo weekly news. [volume] (Baraboo, Wis.) 1912-197?, 1914-09-24
TippIing in England

AS evidence of the decline Of tip
Dling in England it is stated that the
96,727, and in 1904 the number was
91.502.
Iron County register. [volume] (Ironton, Iron County, Mo.) 1867-1965, 1914-11-12

cattle that had vanished In the track
or war. In the distance he could see
the line Of a fence and the ruins OF a
house. The trail which he had fol-
lowed led on and on to the north. But
all the landscape was vacant. except
for his, grazing horses. Above the
mountains the midday t~hunder-caps
Z beginning to form; the air was
very soft and warm. and He woke
up suddenly to find his head on his
knees.
"Ump-um-m," he muttered, rising up
and shaking himself r~esolutely, this
won't do-that sun is making me
sleepy"
He paced back and forth, smoking
hercely at brown-paper cigarettes. and
still the sleep came back. The thun-
der-clouds over the mountains rose
higher and turned to black; they let
down skirts and fringes and sudden
stabs Of lightning, while the wind
sucked in from the south. Aud then,
with a slash of rain, the shower was
upon them.
At the first big drops Gracia stirred
uneasily in her sleep. She started up
as the storm burst over them; then. as
Bud picked up the saddle-blankets and
spread them over her, she drew him
down beside her and they sat out the
storm together. But it was more to
them than a sharing of cover, a patient
enduring Of the elements, and the
sweep Of wind and rain. When they
rose up there was a bond between
them and they thrust and parried no
more.
They were friends, there in the rush
of falling water and the crash Of light.
ming overhead. When the storm was
over and the sun came out they smiled
at each other contentedly without fear
Of what such smiles may mean.
Iron County register. [volume] (Ironton, Iron County, Mo.) 1867-1965, 1914-11-12
HIS TEETH WERE EXHIBIT A"
New Yorker Compelled to Eat Soup
While Dentists Wraneled
Over a Plate.

Many biting remarks were passed
and the air was full Of bicuspid words
when Bernard Lunenfeld and John M,
Craigo, dentists, chewed over their
differences before Justices O'Keefe,
Foraker and zella, in special sessions,
at Jamaica, N. Y. Lunenfeld was &C
quilted of stealing a pair of false
teeth.
Lunenfeld, who mends molars at Ja-
maica avenue and Park street, Rich
mond Hill, received a plate from Graf
go marked &C. o. d." He refused to
pay the charges and Craigo had him
arrested. The teeth were in court
and grinned up at the justices from q
table where they lay marked Eek
hibt A."
But the happiest person in the
whole affair was an unnamed Queens
citizen who has been living on soup
while the dentists wrangled over the
ownership Of his teeth. AS 500 as
the case was decided the patient
seized the plate, ripped of the Eek.
hibit A" sign and clapped the teeth
in his mouth.
Lunenfeld says he Is going to sue
Craigo for $4,000 damages. The joy
GUS patient says he doesn't care what
the dentists do. but they won't get
hold of his teeth again.
Iron County register. [volume] (Ironton, Iron County, Mo.) 1867-1965, 1914-11-12
Hard Job FOR Accent.

Some years ago the owner of a small
vaudeville house out West, who had
spent more time in the clothing store
he had formerly owned than he had in
school, found the receipts Of the thea
ter dropping off, and decided to cut ex-
penses. A few days later his vaude-
vile agent called him up and said he
was sending him a quartet for the next
weeks bill.
How many in a q~uartet?' asked the
manager.
-Four" answered the agent, natural
ly a bit surprised at the question.
Nothing doing" came back the
manager. You'll have to cut it to a
quartet Of two"
Iron County register. [volume] (Ironton, Iron County, Mo.) 1867-1965, 1914-11-12
WANTED TO SHARE KITTENS
Cat Deprived Of Her Progeny Attempt
ed to lift" Those OF More
Fortunate Sister.

Here is a drama Of cat life, exhibit.
ing a new trait In the character of the
cat. A Philadelphia cat which had
kittens some weeks ago was allowed
to keep them all. About 100 yards
away in the same street another cat
had kittens about the same time,
which were drowned.
The other day mother cat No. / was
summing herself with her kittens in
the doorway when mother cat No. 2
ran up and snatched n Of the kit
tens, and ran away. Later in the day
she came back and attempted to
snatch another kitten from the mother
lying by the Preside, but the latter
was on the alert and set upon the in
truder, causing her to retreat.
Yet a third time did the other
mother come back, for during the
night a tremendous feline squabble
was heard a. the attic. and victory
rested with the cat whose kitten had
been "catnaped."
The instinct Of No. 2 as to the where
abouts Of the cat and kittens was re-
markable, as she had to mount the
roof and enter by the skyllght win.
dow, which was open.
Iron County register. [volume] (Ironton, Iron County, Mo.) 1867-1965, 1914-11-12
CHAPTER XVII.

AS the sun, after a passing storm,
comes forth all the more gloriously, so
the Joy Of their new-found friendship
changed the world for Bud and Ora
cia. The rainbow that glowed against
the retreating clouds held forth more
than a promise of sunshine for them,
and they conversed only Of pleasant
things as they rode on up the trail.
The dangers that still lay between
them and the border seemed very re-
mote now, and neither gave them a
thought. There was no one in all the
wide world but just these two, this
man and woman who had found them
selves.
Twenty miles ahead lay the northern
pass, and from there 1t was ten more
to Gadsden, but they. spoke neither Of
The pass o Of Gadsden nor Of who
would be awaiting them there. Their
talk was like that Of children, incon-
sequential and happy. They told Of
the times when they had seen each
other, and what they had thought; of
the days of their childhood, before
they had met at Fortuna; of hopes
and fears and thwarted ambitions and
all the young dreams Of life.
Bud told Of his battle-scarred father
and their ranch in Arizona; of his
mother and horse-breaking brothers,
and his wanderings through the West;
Gracia of her mother, with nothing of
her father, and how she had firted In
order to be sent to school where she
could gaze upon the outstanding Amer
leans. Only Bud thought of the trail
and scanned the horizon for rebels,
but ne seemed more to seek her eyes
than to watch for enemies and death.
They rode on until the sun sank low
and strange tracks struck their trail
from the east. Bud observed that the
horses were shod, and more tracks Of
mounted men came in beyond. He
turned sharply toward the west and
followed a rocky ledge to the hills.
without leaving a footprint to mark
the way of their retreat.
Those hoof prints brought Bud back
from the land of dreams in which
he had been wandering to a realiza-
ton of the dangers that lurked about
them. But a little way ahead was the
pass they must cross, and he sud-
denly realized that they could not
safely do SO In the broad light Of
day. He must not take such chances
of losing his new found happiness.
TO BE CoNTINUED.)
Iron County register. [volume] (Ironton, Iron County, Mo.) 1867-1965, 1914-11-12

have it On your saddle? We left SO
suddenly, you know!"
She gazed up at him demurely, curl
u to see how he would evade this evil
dence that he had prepared in advance
for their ride. But once more, as he
had always done, Hooker eluded the
cunningly laid snare.
Il was figuring on pulling out my
SELF" he replied ingenuously.
What? And not take me?" she
cried. ooh, | thought-but dear me,
what is the user"
She sighed and dropped her head
YEARLY.
Il am 10 tired!" she murmured de-
spondently; shall we be going on
soon?"
mot unless somebody jumps u.s.
returned Bud. Here, let me make
you a bed in the shade. There now"
as he spread out the saddle-blankets
temptingly-"you lay down and get
some sleep and I'll kinder keep a
watch"
"Ah. you are so kind" she breathed,
as she sank down on the bed. Don't
you know" she added, looking up at
him with sleepy eyes that half con.
cealed a smile, Il believe you like me-.
after all"
Sure" confessed Bud, returning
her smile as honestly; don't you fwor-
ry none about mel like you fine"
He slipped away at this, grinning to
himself, and sat down to watch the
plain. All about him lay the waving
grass land, tracked up by the hoofs Of
Iron County register. [volume] (Ironton, Iron County, Mo.) 1867-1965, 1914-11-12

here We are alone. and I am not afraid
OF yon!- -,
OF our not" answered Bud. look.
ing across at her boldly. Why should
you be-you amt afraid of moth
ingi"
rs that compliment" she demand
ed eagerly. ,"Oh. then I'm so happy
it's the first you I'VE paid mel But
have l been brave" she beamed. so
far? Have been brave. like a MANI"
Sure hayeI" remarked Hooker i'm
personally, but We amt there yet
Only thing / don't like about you is
you don't eat enough. Say, don't pick
up them crumbs-let me pare of some
more of this jerked beef for you. Can't
nobody be brave when they're hun
CRY, you know. and l want to bring you
in safe"
"Why?" she inquired, as she accept
ed the handful of meat. as is on
Pills account?" she ventured, as he
sat gazing ~stoically at the horses.
You were such friends, weren't your"
she went on innocently. ooh, that is
why l admire the Americans SO much
they are SO true to each otherl"
Yes" observed Hooker. rolling his
eyes on her, we're fine that way!"
We'll, l mean til" she insisted, as
she read the irony in his glance.
Sure! So do II" answered Hooker,
and Gracia continued her meal in ST.
lence.
"Myi" she said at last; this meat is
good! Tell me. how did you happen to
Iron County register. [volume] (Ironton, Iron County, Mo.) 1867-1965, 1914-11-12
st. Simon's Skeleton.

The duke of Portland has presented
to the British Museum of Natural His
tory the skeleton of the famous race
horse st. Simon, till now preserved at
Welbeck, and it will eventually be *
hibited beside the skeleton Of st. ST.
mons son, Persimmons, now shown in
the museum. 1t is of interest to note
that the first four horses in the recent
Derby were all descendants of st. Si-
mon. Other famous racehorses Of
which the skulls and, in some in
stances, the skeletons are preserved in
the museum are Stockwell, Ormonde,
Bender, Royal Hampton and Dono-
van.
Iron County register. [volume] (Ironton, Iron County, Mo.) 1867-1965, 1914-11-12

II think they are revoltosos." he added
gravely. They will soon cross your
trail"
mo difference" answered Bud with
a smile. II am not afraid-not with
you here. Amigo"
mo, but the woman!" suggested
Amigo. who read no Jest In his words.
1T ID better that you should ride on
land leave me here
He smiled encouragingly. but a wild
Light was creeping into his eyes and
Hooker knew what ne meant. He de-
sired to be left alone, to deal with
Del Rey after the sure manner Of the
Yaquis. And vet. why not? Hooker
gazed thoughtfuIIy at the oncoming
rurales and walked swiftly back to
QFacia.
atThis Indian Is 4 friend Of NINE"
he said, "and | can trust him. He
says II will be better for US to ride
on-and he VIII take care Of the
rnrzieg, 4,
''Take carer questioned Gracia.
turning psie " 3 peculiar matter-cf.
fact tbue IN hills uDicc. z
4suEs. anid Hooker he says there
r ~reyoltoeoe ahead. It will be bet
e for ycE. no sags, 70 ride on