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Daily Kennebec journal. [microfilm reel] (Augusta, Me.) 1870-1975, 1914-07-02

Mrs. Abbie Whitney and Mrs.
Thompson of Stoneham, Mass, and
Mrs. Whitredge of Togus were guests
OF Mrs. j. II. Wyman Wednesday.
The young ladies of the Rainbow
Society entertained at the Methodist
vestry at Mothers Night" Tuesday
evening. Each young lady brought
her mother or a friend The vestry
was decorated beautifully for the oc-
casion in rainbow colors, with roses
and pinks, and the stage was banked
in evergreen and wild flowers. Games
of various kinds were enjoyed with
Miss Josie Penney at the piano. The
following program was presented:'
Piano solo, Miss Minnie Andrews,
recitation, Miss Bernice Sprague; la
dies quartette, Beautiful Isle of
Somewhere Miss Hazel Penniman,
Miss Alice Bonney. Miss Josie PEN
ney and Miss Estelle Davis; recitation,
Miss Lila Hammond; singing, COM
pany; duet, Autumn Leaves" Miss
Alice Bonney and Miss Hazel Peck;
medley, RAINBOW Girls: violin solo,
Miss Josie Penney; Misses Peck and
French acted as accompanies. After
the program the young ladies es-
corted their mothers to the prettily
decorated tables, where Ice cream.
cake, fancy crackers and fruit were
served. Each guest was presented
with a pink. Besides the mothers,
Rev. and Mrs. H. A. Clifford and Su-
perintendent Of the Sunday school. ii.
+. Foster, and Mrs. Foster were
guests. The club has IL members and
all are members of Mrs. L. d
French's Sunday School class.
Daily Kennebec journal. [microfilm reel] (Augusta, Me.) 1870-1975, 1914-07-02
TUG WITH BARGES
GOES ASHORE ON
ISLAND sand BAR

Guilford, Conn, July THE tug
Harold, with two barges. bound, light,
from New London to New York, is
ashore on the sand bar at the north
end of Falker's Island today. The tug
grounded last night at low tide. One
of the barges is safe but the other
broke in two and sang. The occupants
of the latter, the wife of the barge
captain and two Cape Verde Island
sailors, took to the dory and as the
sea was calm. had little difficulty in
making shore. An attempt will be
made at high tide to haul the tug
off. She belongs to the Thames Tow
boat Co.
Daily Kennebec journal. [microfilm reel] (Augusta, Me.) 1870-1975, 1914-07-02
To Ward Off Summer
Complexion Ills

To keep the face smooth, white and
beautiful all summer, there's nothing
quite so good as ordinary mercolized
wax Oily, freckled or discolored skin,
so common at this season, is gently alb
sorbed by the wax and replaced by the
newer, fresher skin beneath The face
exhibits no trace of the wax, the latter
being applied at bedtime and washed off
mornings Creams, powders and rouges,
on the other hand. are apt to appear
more conspicuous than usual these days
of excessive perspiration. Just get an
ounce of mercolized wax at any drug
store and use like cold cream. This will
help any skin at once, and in week or
so the complexion will look remarkably
youthful and healthy.
Sun, winds and flying dust often cause
squirting and other contortions which
make wrinkles. You can quickly get rid
of every wrinkle, however produced, by
using harmless face bath made by dis
solving l OF. powdered saxolite in 1-2 pit.
with haZen.-Ady.
Daily Kennebec journal. [microfilm reel] (Augusta, Me.) 1870-1975, 1914-07-02
BOUTS THIS WEEK

WEDNESDAY-Joe Jeanette VS..
Jim Johnson, New York.
THURSDAY-Johnny Kilbane VS.. K.
o. Mars, Cincinnati; All Norton vs.
Joe Bonds. Butte; X. o: Eggars VS..
Johnny Munice and Teddy Murphy VS..
Barney Riley, University A. C.
FRIDAY-Sailor Petroskey VS.. Jack
Dillon, Kansas City; Gene belmont VS..
Kid Pappas, Denver; Charley Cutler
VS.. Bill Shanks. Chicago; frankie
Burns VS.. Charley Lain. Rockaway.
SATURDAY-Ad Wolgast vs.. Joe
Rivers, Vernon, Cal; Billy Murray VS..
Geo Chip, San Francisco: Jack Brit
ton VS.. Johnny Gritfiths, Canton, o.:
Joe Mandot VS.. Johnny Dundee, New
Orleans; Pal Brown VS.. F. Whitney
Superior, Wis; Jimmy Clabby VS.. Nc
Goorty. Sydney, Australia: Leach
Cross VS.. Red Watson, San Diego;
Geo. X. o. Brown VS.. Howard Morrow,
Benton Harbor; Mike Schreck VS. II.
Wiggam, North Vernon, o.: Carl Nor
ris VS.. AL Kubiak, Sapulpa; Mike Glib
bons VS.. Bert Fagin and Tom Gibbons
vs.. Bill Miskie, Hudson. Wis: Jimmy
Duffy VS.. Johnny Lore. Columbus;
frankie Russell VS.. F. Gage. Ell Paso.
Daily Kennebec journal. [microfilm reel] (Augusta, Me.) 1870-1975, 1914-07-02
MISS McADOO HAS
NARROW ESCAPE
AS CAR EXPLODES
Reaches Newport with New Au-
tomobile Only to Have 1t
Demolished

Newport, r. l., July Miss Mono
H. McAdoo, daughter of the secretary
of the treasury, came here with her
brother in her new car last night from
Mattapoisett. They had barely run in
to a public garage to leave the car
for the night when the employees dis
covered it to be afire and pushed ii
into the street, where the oil tank
blew up as the fire alarm was ringing
The explosion caused an illumination
of the heavens that FASTENED the fire.
men in their response. The machine
is a wreck.
Daily Kennebec journal. [microfilm reel] (Augusta, Me.) 1870-1975, 1914-07-02
Notice 10 Contractors

Sealed proposals viii be received un-
Ill Tuesday. July q, at l2 o'clock noon,
struct a brick Dormitory Building for
the state Normal school at Gorham,
Maine, with the exception of the Heat
ing, Plumbing and Wiring. Plans and
specifications may be obtained at the Of
flee of Miller & Mayo, Architects. F'ideli-
ty Building. Portland, Maine. The pro-
posals shall be addressed to Payson
Smith. Secretary of the Board OF State
Normal School Trustees. in the care of
the Architects. The right is reserved to
reject any or all Of the proposals.
tlN1d2W
Daily Kennebec journal. [microfilm reel] (Augusta, Me.) 1870-1975, 1914-07-02

The vacationist will find in the
Kennebec Journal a welcome, daily
arrival at camp or seashore. The
special arrangement which is always
made during the summer keeps one
with the current events of the
world and home affairs. The paper is
sent anywhere the mail goes for 10
cents a week, two weeks 25 cents,
three weeks 3S cents. etc. Address
changed as often as desired.-Adv.
Daily Kennebec journal. [microfilm reel] (Augusta, Me.) 1870-1975, 1914-07-02
SPORTING NOTES

II. M. slosberg proprietor of the
White Bear pool parlor. has just COM
pleted extensive renovations at ms
place of business. The room has been
painted and enlarged and new Nc
gam table added. This Is now one
of the most up-to-date places In town.
Daily Kennebec journal. [microfilm reel] (Augusta, Me.) 1870-1975, 1914-07-02
WASHINGTON TAKES
Sd STRAIGHT FROM n. Y.

Washington, July 1-Washngton won
it's third straight game from New York
today, I to 4, by batting MeHale and Cole
in timely fashion. Shaw was unsteady.
but was good in the pinches and received
fine support. Milan stole home in the
seventh. Rain fell throughout the game.
New York 80 l 0 0 0 2-4- 10
Washington 20 3 0 0 3 x-7-11-1
Observation-Disclosures, Cole and Sweeney;
Shaw and Henry Time, POS. Umpires,
Chill and Sheridan.
Daily Kennebec journal. [microfilm reel] (Augusta, Me.) 1870-1975, 1914-07-02
WINTHROP.

Mrs. Ella Ingraham of Waterville
was a recent guest of Mrs. Lizzie
Richardson.
Mr.. and Mrs. Ralph Mason of
Springfield, Mass, have been visiting
Mr.. and Mrs. d. A. Moore.
Frank Jackson, the we'll known
globe trotter, is in town.
DR.. and Mrs. Levy of New York are
at their cottage. Lake Annabessa cook,
Daily Kennebec journal. [microfilm reel] (Augusta, Me.) 1870-1975, 1914-07-02
NOTICE

Mamie Brooks Perry You will please
take notice that there will be a hearing
on the 9TH day of July next at 10 o'clock
in the forenoon of that day. in the Court
Room of the Augusta Municipal Court
to make suitable and proper provision
for the care, custody, support and educa-
ton of Dory Perry, your child, little
girl four years old.
STEPHEN S. LANCASTER, Judge
Augusta Municipal Court.
Dated Augusta. June 50. 1914.
i..i.r odo
Daily Kennebec journal. [microfilm reel] (Augusta, Me.) 1870-1975, 1914-07-02

The summer school established on
the Kilbreth shore at lake Cobbossee-
contee by Frank d. Smith of New
ork, has commenced with an attend
ance of "a adults and boys. The boys
ere about II years of age on an
average. we'll appearing company.
Mir. Smith has made great improve
ments on the property he purchased
or the Heath heirs.
Daily Kennebec journal. [microfilm reel] (Augusta, Me.) 1870-1975, 1914-07-02
ASSUMES
DUTIES AS u. S.
MARSHAL, MAINE
Auburn Man Succeeds Henry w.
MayO-Re-app0ints Two
Deputies

Portland, Me, July John S. P. H.
Wilson of Auburn assumed his new
duties today as United States marshal
for Maine. succeeding Henry w. Mayo.
He re-appointed Deputies Burton
Smith and Eugene L. Harmon, but
did not announce the name of his
third deputy.
Daily Kennebec journal. [microfilm reel] (Augusta, Me.) 1870-1975, 1914-07-02
FEDERAL LEAGUE
Brooklyn 7, Buffalo 5

Brooklyn, N. Y, July l-Brooklyn de-
feated Buffalo Z to today In the first
game of the series. Marion held Buffalo
to one hit up to the seventh, but was hit
freely In that inning and the eighth.
when he was taken out. The score:
Buffalo ........0 0 0 / 0-5-10-1
BROOKLYN ...1 0 0 3 0 x-7-l1-2
Anderson, Brown and Lavigne; Marion,
Lafitte and Land
Daily Kennebec journal. [microfilm reel] (Augusta, Me.) 1870-1975, 1914-07-02

Mrs. Leon O. Tebbetts, who has been
confined to her home for the past few
days with severe cold has so far re-
covered as to be able to resume her
duties in the registry of deeds.
Daily Kennebec journal. [microfilm reel] (Augusta, Me.) 1870-1975, 1914-07-02
INTERN NATIONAL LEAGUE

At Jersey ity-Baltimore-Jersey City
game postponed: two games tomorrow.
At observation-disclosures game
postponed; rain.
At Observation-Disclosures 10, Toronto CA.
NJ.
At Observation-Disclosures 8, Toronto (P.
NJ.
At Montreal-Buffalo I. Montreal CA.
M.
At Observation-Disclosures g. Buffalo 0 (P.
M !.
Daily Kennebec journal. [microfilm reel] (Augusta, Me.) 1870-1975, 1914-07-02

John A. Jones of Lewiston, member
of the Board of Railroad Commission
ers. passed Wednesday in the city on
matters connected with the work of
the commission.
Daily Kennebec journal. [microfilm reel] (Augusta, Me.) 1870-1975, 1914-07-02

Miss Edith Austin of Portland, who
has been in the city for the past few
days as the guest of Mr.. and Mrs.
Geo. e. Potter. Chapel street, returned
Wednesday to her home.
Daily Kennebec journal. [microfilm reel] (Augusta, Me.) 1870-1975, 1914-07-02
YOUR ROUNDUP BOWELS

need Hoods Pills, the old reliable and
favorite family cathartic. Best for con-
stipation, biliousness and all liver ills.
Mild but thorough. Little but strong.
Sugar-coated, pleasant to taste, and
easy to take. Get a bottle today. 25c.,
of all druggists or promptly by mail of
c. I. Hood Co., Lowell, Mass.
Daily Kennebec journal. [microfilm reel] (Augusta, Me.) 1870-1975, 1914-07-02

Frank Glidden, employed at the Au-
gusta General hospital, is enjoying his
annual vacation of two weeks, the
greater part of which will be passed in
Boston.
Daily Kennebec journal. [microfilm reel] (Augusta, Me.) 1870-1975, 1914-07-02

Mrs. Lancelot Cooper returned
Tuesday night from Lawrence, Mass,
where she had been passing a few
days with friends.
Daily Kennebec journal. [microfilm reel] (Augusta, Me.) 1870-1975, 1914-07-02

Mr.. and Mrs. William Jackson from
Ossipee, n. H.. arrived Wednesday in
the city for a brief visit with friends
Daily Kennebec journal. [microfilm reel] (Augusta, Me.) 1870-1975, 1914-07-02

Henry Moves of Cooper's Mills was
in the city Wednesday for a portion of
the day on a combined business and
pleasure trip.
Daily Kennebec journal. [microfilm reel] (Augusta, Me.) 1870-1975, 1914-07-02
Baseball.
Continued from Page Seven)

umpire then ordered Clark and his utility
players from the field.
Pittsburg - 0 1-1-5-2
Batteries-Conzelman. McQuillan. Ma
maux and Coleman. Hyatt; Hageman
and Wingo. Time, 2h. Empires, Klein
and Emslie.
Daily Kennebec journal. [microfilm reel] (Augusta, Me.) 1870-1975, 1914-07-02

Mrs. Henry C. Prince left Wednes-
day morning for West Poland where
she will visit her parents, Mr.. and
Mrs. o. s. Keene.
Daily Kennebec journal. [microfilm reel] (Augusta, Me.) 1870-1975, 1914-07-02

Warden Frank ]. Ham of the Maine
State prison at Thomaston, was in the
city Wednesday on matters of business
Daily Kennebec journal. [microfilm reel] (Augusta, Me.) 1870-1975, 1914-07-02

Robert Calvert, who was a member
of the 1914 graduating class OF Cony
High school. left Wednesday for his
home in Hoadley, Va. He Will enter
the University of Virginia in the fall
Daily Kennebec journal. [microfilm reel] (Augusta, Me.) 1870-1975, 1914-07-02

Harold French of Palermo was in
town for awhile Wednesday on mat
tiers Of business.
Daily Kennebec journal. [microfilm reel] (Augusta, Me.) 1870-1975, 1914-07-02

Mrs. Cherrie Randlette returned
Tuesday night from short visit with
friends in Bath.
Daily Kennebec journal. [microfilm reel] (Augusta, Me.) 1870-1975, 1914-07-02

James Bryant of Whitefeld was in
town for while Wednesday on mat
tiers of business nature.
Daily Kennebec journal. [microfilm reel] (Augusta, Me.) 1870-1975, 1914-07-02

Lee Maddox has accepted a position
at the E. Locke market and has COM
menced upon his duties.
Daily Kennebec journal. [microfilm reel] (Augusta, Me.) 1870-1975, 1914-07-02
THE PHYSICAL
DIRECTOR OF AU-
GUSTA Y. M. c.. A.
Chester B. Henna Comes to Us
With Best of Training, Ex-
perience and Pluck

Chester B. Henna, who is coming to
the Augusta Y. M. C. A. as physical
director, is q years of age, weighs 1855
pounds and has had six years in Y.
Daily Kennebec journal. [microfilm reel] (Augusta, Me.) 1870-1975, 1914-07-02

Mrs. Winfield Barton of South
Windsor was in the city Wednesday
calling on friends.
Daily Kennebec journal. [microfilm reel] (Augusta, Me.) 1870-1975, 1914-07-02

Benjamin G.. Hussey of Windsor
Corner was in the city Wednesday on
business matters.
Daily Kennebec journal. [microfilm reel] (Augusta, Me.) 1870-1975, 1914-07-02

Miss Ida Gartley, stenographer in
the State library, is enjoying a weeks
vacation at Der home in Bangor.
Daily Kennebec journal. [microfilm reel] (Augusta, Me.) 1870-1975, 1914-07-02

w. j. Lanigan of Waterville was in
town for brief period Wednesday on
a business trip.
Daily Kennebec journal. [microfilm reel] (Augusta, Me.) 1870-1975, 1914-07-02

r. j. Heating of Portland passed a
portion of "Wednesday in the city on
matters of business.
Daily Kennebec journal. [microfilm reel] (Augusta, Me.) 1870-1975, 1914-07-02
LOCAL BRIEFS.

II. L. Cookson of Kings Mills was a
business visitor Wednesday in town.
Daily Kennebec journal. [microfilm reel] (Augusta, Me.) 1870-1975, 1914-07-02

and French consider themselves unable
TO use the canal without state help.
Daily Kennebec journal. [microfilm reel] (Augusta, Me.) 1870-1975, 1914-07-02

E. w. Bs..ey of Winthrop was a
visitor ii the city Wednesday on busi-
ness matters.
Daily Kennebec journal. [microfilm reel] (Augusta, Me.) 1870-1975, 1914-07-02

Carroll N. Perkins of waterville
was a business visitor Wednesday in
the city.
Daily Kennebec journal. [microfilm reel] (Augusta, Me.) 1870-1975, 1914-07-02

Mr.. and Mrs. L. c. Wilbur of Ban
gor were visitors Wednesday in the
city.
The Fairmont West Virginian. (Fairmont, W. Va.) 1904-1914, 1914-09-25
A POLITICAL PRIMER.
For those who Just beginning learn-that the Dem
ocratc Party doesn't know how to the Government.

a
Tho subject Of our lesson. today, is
"HaM ~-crot-ic Economy" 1t is a
very important lesson. Here is the
lesson:
Who said they would economic?
The Democrats.
Have they cut down expenses?
Ask Mr.. Fitzgerald, Democratic
chairman of the Committee on APP
preparations.
What does lie say?
He says the appropriations by
Democrats are "horrible mess" and
he is ashamed Of them.
Give sample of Democratic econ
omy?
Two hundred and forty-seven
CAD new places were created this
year in tho Treasury Department In
Washington alone, at an increased
cost Of s294,0S0.a year. III
What was. the Republican record
for economy in that Department?
During their last three years, SOC
places we're abolished, saving $6o1,.7
$50.
Who promised to reduce the cost
Of living? .l.l XII.
The Fairmont West Virginian. (Fairmont, W. Va.) 1904-1914, 1914-09-25
WHAT WAR is.

Let uslforget General Sherman for
a while. He described war in a sim
Gle, all-inclusive word, because he
lacked eloquence.:" Richard Harding
Davis may not be so greatra man as
General Sherman, but he has the
wizardry ofispeech. Andfthisiis what
Davis wrote OF war, after standing in
tile ruins Of the Rheims cathedral,
with the gaping holes above ana the
dead and wounded soldiers in the 1T
ter at his feet:
"War is only waste. The German
Emperor thinks it is thousands OF
men in flashing breastplates at ma
galloping past him, shout
ing 'Hoch der Kaiser!' That is all fof
war he has ever seen. Ilave seen a
lot Of it, and real war is his high
born officer with his eyes ishot1out,
Ills peasant soldiers with theiritoes
sticking stifflyl through the straw,
and the windows of Rheims, that for
centuries with their beauty. havetflor-
flied the lord, swept into a hehp sof
DUST 1.
The Fairmont West Virginian. (Fairmont, W. Va.) 1904-1914, 1914-09-25
The comparative figures follow:
THE RHEIMS CATHEDRAL.

The destruction Of. the Cathedral
cr Rheims, the Westminster Abbey
Of France. the finest existing speci-
men Of old Gothic architecture, with
its marvellous windows and antique
carvings and its Incompatible treas
ures OF art and history, followed
hard upon this plea, printed as an
editorial in the Gazette OF Frank
furt, Germany:
Let us respect the French eatlle-
drals, especially the Cathedral OF
Rheims, which is one of the most
magnificent basilicas of the Middle
Ages, and is particularly dear to Ger
mans, since the master Of Bamoerg
found inspiration in its statues and
porticos for many of his drawings.
The cathedrals Of Loan, Rouen'
Amiens and Beauvias also are master
picces OF Gothic art. All these towns
are now occupied by Germans. we
consider with veneration these grand
cdifices. We will respect them us
our fathers did in 1870"
Not since this hidcous war start
man at the helm, rs there was IN
1870. to stay the hands of military
autocracy drunk with power.
Not since this liideous was start
cd has the world been given so strik+-
ing an example of the difference be
tween the fine German idealism} OF
which the Frankfort Gazette is a
spokesman, and the false, cynical
materialism that batters down "a
sglorious cathedral upon the heads OF
lGermany's own wounded soldiers, to
Itlre tune of s..Deutschland ueber AL
Hes 4 AZ
Z. Germany can never win the war
sbY Knocking down cat trails: Every i, n q
such deed rs u lamen table strategic
lhlnna II! Il .stea1ss the tempe of Gle
The Fairmont West Virginian. (Fairmont, W. Va.) 1904-1914, 1914-09-25
SRE j; 81 WIN.


The. Republicans have scored 4
Va Glory in congress over their Demo-
ctati opponents by means of the
fight they made upon the Rivers and
HaEbors bill. They have been able
TO- have the big sum of thirty-fivc
millions cut outSof that measure and
thus have saved to the country at
one brilliant stroke, one-third of the
one hundred millions of the war
viii hBthe President has asked
tie eountryst to contribute to the ma
ttpnal Treasury.
This swas brilliant work upon the
mart ~ the Republicans in congress,
nut Illustrate what can be done If
tite iglit IS made. upon real abuses
ana iwaged vigorously and deter
is Just as possible also that
there ara 8lnany other instances in
which similar retrenehment ann
eaonnnii may be made and tbs
nece atty for tile war tax largely 4
moi comftlete ly done away with. 4 4 IS
ma there cen no war the Demo
crafs would ShaHe aced 10 defici I. The
situatfon ereafed by the war but e am
piiasized u md lcendi ion that YVES
ire res6st % tile pernpc tie tariff
t1SfTiSI
The Fairmont West Virginian. (Fairmont, W. Va.) 1904-1914, 1914-09-25
IMPORTANT TO ALL WOMEN
READERS OF THIS PAPER

Thousands upon thousands of swo-
men have kidney or bladder trouble
ind never suspect it.
Women's complaints often prove
10 be nothing else but kidney trou-
ble, or the result of kidney or blad-
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II the kidneys are not in healthy
condition, they may cause the other
organs to become diseased.
You may suffer great deal with
pain in the back, bearing-down feel
ings, headache and loss of ambition.
Poor health makes you nervous.
irritable and may be respondent; IT
makes any one so.
But hundreds of women claim that.
.Dr. Kilmer's Swamp-Root, by restor-
ing health to the kidneys. proved to
he Just the remedy needed to over
come such conditions.
A good kidney medicine possess
ing real healing and curative value,
hould be blessing to thousands OF.
nervous, over-worked women.
Many send for sample bottle 20
see what Swamp-Root, the great Kid
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lo for them. Every reader of this
paper, who has not already tried lit,
by enclosing ten cents to DR.. XII
iner G Co., Binghamton. N. Y. may
receive sample size bottle by Parcel
Post. You can purchase the regu-
lar fifty-cent and one-dollar size bot
ties at all drug stores.
The Fairmont West Virginian. (Fairmont, W. Va.) 1904-1914, 1914-09-25

grieycd nation to fury. More than
that, 1t alienates the impartial world.
We might speak Of the moral cul-
pability of such actions; 1t may be
that they tempt fate by defying Eter-
nal Justice. But since morals seem
to play small part in this war, the
argument of self-interest should fsuf-
flee to show the folly of military
commanders who misrepresent civ
ilized nation in outbreaks of barbaric
Iage
The Fairmont West Virginian. (Fairmont, W. Va.) 1904-1914, 1914-09-25

during the past, year. The report
Shows that the. Pytiltan Sisters are
doing much to help the wido&s;f
sending flowers to the sick, actiffgs
Santa Claus to penniless children,
by providing clothing; candy, fruits
jelly, toys and many other necessl S.
ties of life. q j,tils M
The Grand Temple will finish ITS
work today. but II will be very late
and the session will probably not ia NJ
journ until abouts seven o'clock to4
night. Z
The Fairmont West Virginian. (Fairmont, W. Va.) 1904-1914, 1914-09-25
LUKE MIcLUKE SAYS.

elses nm, Old eopt tlopg Town
The Fairmont West Virginian. (Fairmont, W. Va.) 1904-1914, 1914-09-25

A pretty girl doesn't hqye.tQ. get
Feangled up with fly paper TO .gcs
stuck on herself.
When a man breaks the promise
he makes woman he can always
square himself by making her anoth-
Ter. !" 7i'
No woman can serve two masters.
Style is style and comfort is some
thing else.
Give a man freedom and he is GER
tain to abuse it. Just because there
is no law against, wearing red whis-
kers lot OF NUTS go ahead and let
them grow. "' 9s
} Ever notice that most of the wom-
en{who get men into trouble are
homely? "A man will leave a good
looking wife and take chance with
another woman, not because the oth-
er woman is pretty or brainy or at
tractive, but because size is another
woman.
4 There isn't mouse in the United
States that can make a girl hoist
when she has a hole in her stocking.
Things that girl isn't supposed
to know always sneak into her head;
And when she knows them She
knows enough to let on she doesn't
lanow.
A girls idea of taking long
chance is to eat onions for breakfast.
The girl with the corn-fed bust
always gets her share of admiration
even If her face isn't pretty.-En2,
huirer. .% @t