The Anderson daily intelligencer. [volume] (Anderson, S.C.) 1914-1915, 1914-03-07

Wonder does the average reader ey-
'eF stop tOAthink' of the time required
to qpnt the ReWRPaneE. on the street?
If, said Hon. Aver. Read does do this.
ne should by all means spare one
CLEAN from his brilliant dome to gtys,
to the dull reporter. Take It ffofii
one who knows. writing news on q
rainy day is far from being "a lead
pipe cinch," and the. day OF the re-
por<er is by no means spent on "a
howery bed Of ease, ... ~, 81. ys3
In .oth3r words, with the reporter,
1t goes sopething like this (the fol-.
lowing being without apologies to any
dad-blamen nlntt:D s.s
Late to bed and early to meander
Work like thunder and tell a few
hunks.
i, {! Notse9 e s9I7 The me meter g an and the rhyme
The other day an Anderson man was
howling about something that had an
peared IN the. paper cpIlca5'nlng hta1, 7
The pest should have understood
that he was not OF enough Importance
TO worry oven the housetfiy that fire.
quents tho bald head OF the Intelligen-.
Ger BIotsbe sl6neaai tllats eIiat ne
was Kicking. Another man spoke up
with the, following; Lord man, j feel
that happy over the newspapers not
Ihlishing, all that they know about
me. don't mind IL they do print
O littie or IL ~ Some sense GO TINT last
girlk; eh, !what2ss 3 hA$sA.l's
Well, anyhow, noc@s6 az thdt
may be- yhsterdhyS ii 9 dais-ee for
q newspaper report wasn't it? EFs
en- that affabIe5 smiling, courteous
county tfeasurer. the lpEila or alF ho
know him. CT W. Z AfcEsse, looked i as
though he had just. been touched, for.
q ton-spot by some accommodating
friend ~ and he In common with all
the other Soutt house ION iElnlS B. had q
ETou6ii q niii6' long. i7Iihay weather got
their concentrated goat and they were
all Ia bad humor. Didn't know any
news. and. wouldn't tell a reporter If
theE did. Now, how about that FOR
Q layout? e was enough to make
sick the heart Of the intelligent (Can-
tain save the ahip). reporter for the
Morning. intalsigetlc st or a;stsnsn
he felt as though the bast ithing. 20 do
~asqto go out ana Ddfciitiss 4 mint al
'Prids or Rocky River" and proceed
20 TiiiR a few vi silis dearly beloved
ghbofS But ats that, With the
newspaper business it lis much the
same. az with the show business.
: The SHOW has to go on. e and true too
Df!sth flewsphp er-e-'.' strag III as y 81
'fesbs printed.A Hene9s BsntIsY cor s3s ia
as a bat as the case triey bel ! reader
your Indulgence Is craRed for these
few iextemp naoos, and unsolicited
IhEsnti tons and Aile& onghts: :Iis Il
Asiaat taF, . seiutii tlpns. It,s d per-
Ietsliy. good woEd and IL you markiiit
SitfsF1 IN Isqulet Handyi book ycn may pet
atclfanee to9nBe 1t some day. q + { 3
~ + q a N isssF s,si
K Veil f6feneilt;onefii i,IEt .Yaan.
1has 1selE thinking ofsmoving siis room
In 1act It iias beeuni & we'll jiiei,- Y,ssl
~ 5iiaSa' iah HlieFeon, thew won't
zoH stsys % so.Ies room over three
ili1cnthE without paying Fent.5 9The re-
porter remarked to q grouchy. old rfa1
wliskered man who lives ON Main
street that he was thinkIpE ,ae pDoy-
tils Gus quit ing. WherelInon. Ia
and behold, chat haTd-hearted old sim
ADD tbs TO q SIiii siE n tion'T
sSs what you need, TO go TO iRe Gas
ding seoEy z HpIt seem 70 SSxstrn2pIans
y OF It Ia The Infalllgencen as n. is ID
Exit. reporter. IS 7.2' \ .. = & Z, .?7{ I.
The Int E'ep, went into a jewelry
store yesterday 70 purchSsa u q wediinr
PIE eseQ8 keFsa fYarE adear4 friend. And
stem slierei old gentle reader, did Won
sIefs try to figure out how to gbtfy q
S9D present out OF % .mensIy. 400 n
week salary Some lob ultstarH "a
lacy Was IN the. sstnrhs At 4has 3tilfs 5ssba
was chiefly distinguiahed 0y tha faot
'Ehat slt was composed Of tango, sceIl-
md troEses She look isd az aveFv.
thing In the ist1 She exaf1ined I'm.
Has she took q slant at the sVgatchs
ess She tried the diamonds, she ex.
an1inhd 81, s. 4 81 fS,lSF a,
Ilye efs ii 81 4 fo Z ouE st6S
minutes by the clock en 4 s.saA.!.s -
lEed. I. 81 believe Mr.. Green's store
se better; may be back, That's graft
OF all the nerve In all the world
these blooming hotel clerks take the
cake. There Is q red headed fellow,
aderned with Gpectaeles Mt one OF the
n1ssisa Beside him ~ bass snipuEey
looks real green when It comes down
70 feaf brass. An excited man rushed
tile Motel iaat night shortly after
DIS girl" on the telephone, ana
#gSreRming and paving tnnpia9 fssIfIl
one foot 70 the ptll leS. Il elfs esfasl..
ger articuintedS FURRY man. ( milslt
use tfat teie ephofse only two minutes
70 50 tcha 10 train 2 And do you know
that blcuming clerk told MIN there
6 sisF tsl ii ofs tffae, doors
40 IN wsIi 3 tfs & 6f, siidhe
& ptlbtless gentle Geadds says that II
z sgeF epiHR tlils S. IlsswiIl