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The Wallace miner. [volume] (Wallace, Idaho) 1907-current, 1914-01-22
Chance of Iine.

Why do they call it Merry England?
They don't any more. NJ
When did they quit?
Since the arrival Of the suffragette
they call itrmerry something else.
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The daily Gate City. [volume] (Keokuk, Iowa) 1855-1916, 1914-04-07

Hay market dull. Prime, $1,000
LOS; No. 3, 800S5c; clover. 90@95c.
Dressed poultry market quiet. Tur-
keys, 16015c: chickens. 14026c;
fowls, 14@19hc; ducks. 80u5o.
Live poultry market unsettled.
Geese. 11017hc; ducks, lsc; fowls.
1874 0o0hc; turkeys. 1s@7oc; roost-
err. 1s01sAc.
Cheese market weak. irregular.
State milk common to special, 100
1910; full skins, ~ 05c; skins.
common to specials, 6@15c.
/ Butter market firm. Receipts 1863.
Creamery extras, 1s02elic; dairy
tubs. 17@261lc; imitation creamery
nrsts. 1s11@19,hc.
Ugg market firm. Receipts 3S,777.
Nearby white fancy, 16c: nearby
mixed fancy, 2Oc; fresh. 2007zc.
New York Money Market.
NEW YORK, April Mooney on
call. ~ percent.
Six months. 303M percent.
Mercantile paper, 3h0A percsnt.
Bar silver London, 27d.
Bar silver New York. 5s05eke.
Demand sterling, S4G6S0.
Government Crop Report.
United Press Leased Wire Service.1
WASHINGTON, April IA special
report issued today BY the department
Of agriculture made tho following esti-
mates: Condition Of winter wheat
on April 1, $50 per cent Of normal,
against 91.6 on April J., 1918. There
was a decline In condition from De-
cember 1, 1918. to April 1, 1914, Of lie
points as compared with an average
decline in the past ten years Of 3.5
points. The average condition OF rye
on April 1, was 91.s per cent Of nor
NAL, against s9.s last year.
st. Louis Hay and straw.
sT. LOUIS. April s.-Hay-Ci Glover
mixed-1 cal, ordinary No. heavy
mixed at SIS, / do at $3.50, car No.
] medium mixed at $3.50 switched,
and l car part heavy clover mixed
and part timothy at $500 round: tim
othy-1 car nograds at $3.50, ear
common headed 1t 314.SO, , cars scant
No. least side switched) at $500,
car do at 1850. car scant No. /
at $500, No. l at $1,000. DO at
5000. / do at &21.o0. good No. 1
at 5000; prairie-1 car Nebraska at
1850 switched; Alfalfa-1 car com
mon No. . at S14Oo.
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Bulk. $s.6o@s.7o: heavy. $s.eo0s.7t;
medium, $s.559s.76; light. 3S.460S.6s
Shssp receipts 1000; market
steady. Lambs. 3s.75@7.sS; ewes
S5 Oo@s.s5: wethers. $s.5o@s.75.
omaha Live Stock.
OMAHA, April Cattle receipts
s.4O0: market steady. lower. Stssrs,
$s.150S.75: cows and heifsrs, $500
500; stockers and feeders, $3.50
100; calves, s7.5o01o.26; bulls and
stays. 34.75@e.75.
Hog receipts 1850: market steady,
&c lower. Bulk, $s.l0@S.45; top.
ss.52h.
sheep receipts $500; market
steady. Yearlinss, ss.s5@7.50: wsth-
ers, $S.eo@S.S5; lambs, S7.750S.1o;
ewes, $6.150S.50.
Chicago Produce.
CHICAGO, April 7.-Butter-Extras
25c; nrsts. 21A@12c; dairy extras.
24c; dairy frsts. 2o1f@2lAc.
Eggs-Firsts, 1s@1SAc: ordinary
firsts, 17@17hc.
Cheese-Twins, 16A @1S1zc; Young
Americas, 16h@16Ac.
Observation-Disclosures 6o@70c: Wis
consin, 60@70c; Minnesota, 60@7Oc.
Live poultry Fowls, 17h01sc;
ducks, 1611Sc; geese, 12@13c; spring
chick ems. 1S@1shc; turkeys, 1e017c.
New York Produce.
NEW YORK. April Flour mar
ket dull, but firm.
Pork market quiet, Mess, 5000
1880.
Lard market steady. Middle west
spot, $10.55010.65.
Sugar, raw. market steady. Certr1-
fugal test. $2.92; Muscavado 80 test,
s2.27
Sugar. refined, market steady. Cut
loaf, $50; crushed. $500; powdered,
$3.s51A.0o; graduated, s3.s5@o.s5.
Coffee Rio No. on spot, &c.
Tallow market steady. City, $50;
country. e@6Ac; specials, sNc.
The daily Gate City. [volume] (Keokuk, Iowa) 1855-1916, 1914-04-07

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the medicines the doctor left me and be-
gan taking the Compound. Before I
had taken half bottle was able to sit
up and in short time was able to do
all my work. Your medicine has proved
itself able to do all you say it will and
have recommended it in every household
have visited. Mrs. MARY JOHNSTON,
30 Siegel Street. Philadelphia, Pa.
Another Bad Case.
Ephrata, Pa" About q year ago I
was down with nervous prostraion. I
was pale and weak and would have hys-
teric spells, sick headaches and q bad
pain under my shoulder blade. I was
under the care of different doctors but
did not improve. was SO weak / could
hardly stand long enough to do mydishes.
Lydia E. Pinkham's Vegetable Com
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tatlon OF the heart.
constipation, head
aches, dizziness,
noise in my e ars,
timid, nervous, rest
less fe elings and
sleeplessness.
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NOTICE.

NOTICE.
Notice 10 hereby given that at tho
annual meeting OF the STOCKHOLDERS
Of the Ksokuk Industrial Association
OF Keokuk. Iowa, held on the 1vsa
day OF January, A. D. 1914, there v.
ing present at said meeting. either IN
person or by proxey, . quorum OF 'a'
stockholders Of said corporation roy
rssenting, owning and holding nv
jority OF the stock Of the said heo
kuk Industrial Association. the 1olos
ing resolution was unanimously adoSs
ed:
Resolved: That the articles OF N,
corporation OF the Keokuk lndusuls
Association be, and tho same are hs'.
by, amended by striking out a'us''
III thereof, which reads as follows
article III. This corporation sn."
have an authorized capital STOCK "
80, 600 90 divided into shares OF slW
each, and may commence business
when 100000 shall have been paw
in" -,
And adopting the following in he'
thereof, AZ article III:
Article III. This corporation shaa
have an authorized capital stock =.
two hundred thousand f|2oo''vV'ou
dollars. divi6ed into shares OF on'
($1.O0) dollar each"
And be Il further resolved: Inc.
the president and secretary OF w.
corporation are hereby designatso -
the onicers who are authorized aa ,s
directed to sign and acknowlecge sas
amendment to said articles OF lney,
poration on behalf OF the stochho's
ers: and who shall cause said amen.
ment to be recorded, and no'..
thereof to be given, as by Ia" p'''
vided.' .,
Dated, Keokuk. Iowa. March 'i'
1914.
KEoKUK INDUSTRIAL Assocls
TON.
BY G. r. Joy. as president.
Attest: J. F. Elder. rs secrs'af''
tCorporats Seal,1
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Peoria Grain.

Peoria GRAIN.
PEORIA, ILL.,, April 7.-Corn-Mar.
ket Nc higher. No. yellow, 67A@
ssAc; No. 4 yellow, 67@67Ac; No. 3
mixed, SIX @68c; No. 4 mixed. 67Ac.
Oats-Market steady. No. white,
4O1ac; standard, 40c.
Chicago Live Stock.
CHICAGO, April Hog receipts.
$4,000; market steady, higher. Mixed
and butchers, 38.60@s.87; good heavy.
s8.5098.S2; rough heavy, S8.3508.50:
light, $s659SS7; pigs, $7.60DS.6o.
Cattle receipts $500: market slow.
weak. Beeves. s6.s0@9.50; COWS and
heifers, $3.70@8.50: stockers and feed
ers, 35.60@S.O0; Texans, $7.25@S.30;
calves, $7.o0@1O.35.
Sheep receipts 5000; market slow.
Native, $5.25@S.75; western, $1,000
s.s5; lambs. s8.25@sOo; western.
s6.50@8.15.
St. Louis Live Stock.
EAST ST. LOUIS, April Cattle
receipts 5000; market steady. Texas
receipts 300; native beef steers, $3.50
@9.25; COWS and heifers. $4.250s.75;
stockers and feeders, $5.0O@S.0 90;
calves, $s.o0@1O.0o; Texas steers.
s5F5@S.O0; cows and heifers. $4,000
6.55.
Hog receipts 10000; market steady.
Mixed and butchers, $5.75@8.95;
Good to heavy, ss,So0s.S5; rough, $500
@S.S5; light. ss.so@s.s0; bulk, $500
1856; pigs, $7.00@S.25.
Sheep receipts 1900; market
steady. Sheep and mutton. $3.50
635; lambs. $7.00@s.15; sheared
lambs, 6.7597.30.
Kansas City Live Stock.
KANSAS CITY. April 7.-Cattls re-
ce!pts 5000; market strong. Steers.
sc. 2599 25; cows and heifers, $4,000
! BIS; stockers and feeders, $500
7.s5; calves, $6.50@10
Hog receipts 10000; market steady.
The daily Gate City. [volume] (Keokuk, Iowa) 1855-1916, 1914-04-07
Commission Plan Issue

KANSAS CITY, April THE day
when the voters have their innings
and the spell binders are given a rest
opened cold and threatening. The
campaign which closed last night has
been one Of the hottest in the history
The daily Gate City. [volume] (Keokuk, Iowa) 1855-1916, 1914-04-07

Straw-Quote wheat at $3.50 70
Sb.76 track and switched-no sales ~
ported.
Doard Of Trade clossd.
United Press LEASED Wire Sefvicel
CHICAGO. April THE Chicago
board OF trade was closed today On
account OF tbs aldermanic elections
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of Kansas City. Commission form OF
government is the principal issue.
The betting is about three TO one
that Jost. the democratic nominee for
mayor will be reelected. The polls
close at Z p. m.
Only 1903 Voters There.
DALLAS, Texas, April Miles
City, a suburb OF Fort Worth, the
richest city in the world, is holding
its municipal election today and be-
fore the polls close the full register
ed voting strength OF the city, 10s, is
expected to have been cast. T. B.
vickery, a night Waterman for the
Armour plant, and Frank Azriett. a
patroiman, ara contesting candidates
for mayor. Niles City includes the
! Armour and Swift packing plants and
the stock yards.
IN Wisconsin.
MILWAUKEE,, Wis, April wis
consin voters were greeted with nice
weather today and an unusually large
vote was expected in the largest
cities where interest has been arous-
ed in recall, wet and dry and anti
socialist fights.
In Milwaukee the interest centered
around the election OF mayor who
will be either socialist Or a non
partisan Members Of the republican
and democratic parties have joined
forces against the socialist ticket
headed by Emil Seide1. G.. A. Bading,
the present mayor, is Seidels oppon-
emit.
The issue Is declared by non-part-
isan papers as Americanism VS..
socialism The socialist press has
just as bitterly declared the fight IS
the People VS.. Ring Rule" Seidel
and Bading were opponents two years
ago when Bad!ng was elected by a
majority Of more than a thousand.
The polls close at p. m. A heavy
vote is expected.
Underwood Beat Hobson.
BIRMINGHAM, Ala, April Com
plete returns from yesterdays primary
election will not be obtainable before
tCllOlTo" d. TIC SdlllCot ~ "0o po6-
sible today to indicate ths following
results beyond question: Oscar W.
Underwood defeated Richmond P.
Hobson for the long term Of U. s. SEN
ator, commencing March 4, 1915. by
not less than % 900 and the plurality
may reach 10000 more.
F. S. White, Birmin CHAM, leads for
short term by $500, with half the
state still to be heard from.
Governor B. b. Conner leads the
gubernatorial poll. but will not receive
a majority and a second primary with
r. F. Kolb of Montgomery and Charles
Hend arson Of Troy, participating,
seems certain. Walter S. Seed OF
Tuscaloosa has been eliminated.
Representatives Henry d. Clayton,
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Two NERVOUS
WOMEN
Made Well By Lydia E. Pink
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Philadelphia, Pa -" had severe
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third; Hugh 8. Denton. second; FREQ
X. Blackmon, Sourth; John L Burnett
seventh. won easily. j.. Thomas HeI'
lin In the fifth had no opposition; =.
w. Abercrombie had no opposition as
representative at large, while VIM. ..
Bankhead will succeed Representative
Hobson In the sixth and Nathan L.
Miller OF Birmingham will succeed
Representative Underwood. Tho only
member of the delegation to bs de-
feated was Representative George w.
Taylor from the first who lost to
Oscar L Gray.
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of Kansas City. Commission form OF
government is the principal issue.
The betting is about three TO one
that Jost. the democratic nominee for
mayor will be reelected. The polls
close at p. m.
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Saloons Closed.
EAST ST. LOUIS, ILL.,. April T.
Saloons in East st. Louis were closed
today for tbs first time during cleo
lions In many years, a result Of the
demand by the womans civic league
that the law be observed. Local op-
ton. however, is not an issue. Eight
aldermen, an assessor, one chief sup
ervisor. ten assistant supervisors and
one park commissioner will be elect
ed. The vote OF the newly enfranchis-
ed women was light during the fore
noon, being confined to business wom-
en- largely.
The Washington times., 1914-08-21
OUT FOR THE TRADE
PRIZE

London letters tell of the big
movement among Rritish business
interests to seize the foreign trade
of Germany. Casting up the facts
and figures about that trade, Great
Britain has been astonished to find
how big and varied it is. For in
stance, Germany exports twice as
much cutlery as Great Britain does.
A few years ago British cutlery was
supreme in foreign markets, and SO
rapid has heen the German seizure
of the markets that most English
men did not know there had heen
such a transfer of control.
Great Britain is in better posture
to make an aggressive fight to get
this German trade, than is the
United States, because she has the
ships. If she holds control of the
sea, she will presently be engaged in
a great worldwide commercial cru
sade against Germany; crusade
that, if successful, will inf1ict an in
jury as serious and more lasting than
the war itself.
1t is found, for instance, that Ger.
many sells S170,000,O00 worth of
goods annually to the United States;
most of them manufactures that
could just as well be turned out in
Great Britain. Especial attention is
to be devoted to grabbing this rich
market, because there is more profit
in doing business in great aggre-
gates, where trade routes and meth
DDS are already established and ia
miliar, and where the language and
methods of commerce are the same
as Britain's own.
1t is very apparent that in going
out tc seize the German foreign
trade we will not be left with the
field to ourselves. There will be
plenty of rivalry. The first thing is
to get awake, the next to get the
ships. The news from England is
the best possible argument in favor
of the Government buying and oper-
ating without delay merchant
marine
The Washington times., 1914-08-21

These nations seemed wonderfully well
prepared for the occasion in spite Of
their proclaimed innocence Of occur
rences! II the Belgians had remained
quiet. they would have avoided this
dreadful slaughter, and In any case.
France would have done exactly tho
same that Germany did. Tho allied
nations were indeed wonderfully well
prepared for the occasion. as said be-
fore, as IL by previous arrangement
The malicious Withholding Of actual
facts and results and the one-sfded re-
ports Caused by the British). show
neither a Christian spirit nor honorable
motives The Germans are good citizens.
and 80 much blended with Americans
that every citizen should demand fair
play. Pray. what would England and
Russia or even our United States do II
their rulers Tor future) were murdered
by foreigners?
The United States people were quick
enough about going to war with Mex-
leo when some of theirs were learned
to have been illtreated or killed by
the Mexicans, and nobody indeed could
blame them for asking punishment
Germany probably was supposed to sit
back and invite their unfriendly neigh
bors, the French. to kindly como along.
England has stolen half the world, un-
punished, murdered many millions
Five against one. It is fair play IN
politics?
1 am. sir. very respectfully.
The Washington times., 1914-08-21

To the Editor Of THE TINES:
I am anxious to learn II there ID q
varying status Of neutrality for the
different countries In the world Tho
Washington papers. and probably 9TH
ers, have been full Of the breach Of
neutrality committed BY the Germans
against the Belsians. and beg to DO
Informed, II possible. through your pa
Der. in what manner Great Britain ex-
pected tho French troops to reach their
allies, the Russians. in case Germany
had declared neutrality. as England
suRrested to that country?
Why did she not demand the same
NJ France? Suerly the French were not
expected to fiy through the air (ano
even this would be against neutranty
laws Al I understand iO, In order 70
iotn the Russians and to nght ageinst
fhe much afflicted Auetr1ans: VI
course. England realized fully thar tnere
was nothing else to DO for tne frehcn
hut 70 march through Germany 30 as
N ret TO Austria and Join the Russians
What fne opportunities to pick quarreis
w,th the Germans while In their coun-
try and then make war In tho very
heart of Germany!
Thst evidently was the scheme.
would England have considered such
.tsn At the French to be tusdhable,
and why, II they objected so mercy 10
the Germans marching peaceIuy
through the lower part OF belgium
The Washington times., 1914-08-21
LIGHTS AND THE PARK.

There would seem to be good rea-
son for making an exception, in the
matter of automobile lights, in ia
Vor of vehicles driving through Rock
Creek Park, and on the distinctly
rural roads of the District. Inside
the city proper, where the streets
are lighted at night so thoroughly
that searchlights are quite needless
sn cars, there is no objection to the
order forbidding the powerful lights
md refectors. Indeed, there is every
.eason for refusing to permit them,
,ecause the danger of dazzling the
yes of pedestrians and of drivers on
2ther cars is a very real one, attest
ID by not few serious accidents di-
rectly resulting from it.
But when it comes to driving in
Rock Creek Park, with its narrow,
steep, and tortuous roads, the situa-
ton is altogether different. There is
little temptation to speeding in the
uark; nobody is insane enough to at
-empt that performance there many
lines. At the low speed that must
oe adopted there, the danger from
ne high lights is reduced to the
minimum. On the other hand, such
ights are absolutely necessary to
cuide the driver of each vehicle, be-
:ause the park roads are as dark as
Egypt.
In short, not to permit the use of
strong lights in the park is to for
Did the use of the park at night by
automobiles. The nights are particu-
arly dark, and the darkness descends
cry early, along the overhung roads.
: seems fair to say that Rock Creek
lark is already sufficiently cut off
rom the public's opportunity to en-
'oy and utilize it. 1t should not be
made any less usable.
The Washington times., 1914-08-21
BARBARISM OF THE SEA.

The German cruiser Dresden,
which seems in fair way to be the
Alabama of the present war, cap
tureG a British steamer en- route
from Buenos Aires to New York. The
Dresden's captain insisted that Off
GERS of the British vessel give their
Parole not to take up arms against
Germany during the war. Refusing,
they were Informed that persistence
in that course would compel the
Dresden to sink their vessel and take
its officers and crew as prisoners.
Still the stsff-necked Britishers
refused to agree to anything, and at
length the nonplussed German cap
tain actually put the crew back and
turned the merchantmen loose. She
came safely into New York with this
strange tale.
Under present international law of
the sea and of war, the Dresden
would have been entirely within her
rights had she sunk her prize. OF
course, there is not much profit in
that proceeding. Ordinarily, the ves-
sci that takes a prize seeks to get
her into a home port, making rich
pickings for officers and crew of the
captor. But in the present case the
Dresden has no time to seek far
away home port. She has other high
sea fish to Try, and seems to be fry
ing them, too. In the circumstances,
after taking off the crew of the cap
tured ship, the Dresden would have
been within international law in
sinking his prize.
But the Dresden had no desire to
turn herself into a prison ship. She
couldn't afford to be numbered with
a great number of prisoners; and in
ternarional law still regards with
disapproval the convenient Captain
Kidd practice of making the nris-
oners walk the plank. So the easy
way out was to turn ship and crew
loose.
II is a strange barbarism that
makes the utter destruction of a
ship, in such a case, the only course
open to its captor. Great Britain has
long opposed this rule, but it still
obtains. II would be far more sane
to have the nations adopt a rule un-
der which prize might be taken to
a neutral port and interned during the
war, when she could be ransomed at
some reasonable figure by her own
ers. If this ransom were made small
enough as compared with the value
of the prize, it would leave the in
centive for the captor to attempt
getting her into a home port, and
would leave the chance still open for
her own nationals to recapturc her.
OF course, better even than this
regulation, is the one adopted by
the Drcsden's captain, who preferred
to set his prize free rather than sink
her. But he would not likely have
done that, save for the desire to
The Washington times., 1914-08-21
The Trouble Shooter.
CFrom Judge.

CFrom Judge.)
That's what they calls me at the shop
The trouble-shooter' me.
I'm chasin' trouble all day long
That's why I'm It. y'u see?
When big. rich stiffs drive up their
cars
Fer greasin. I'm the guy
That does it-see, I'm black with grease,
An that's the reason why.
When anybody needs a hand
at any little job,
Like screwin' nuts beneath a car,
Who does It? I'm the slob,
also helps at washin' cars.
When I'm not changin' tires;
An everybody cusses me
Fer mislaid bolts or pliers.
Y'u got to stand fer lots of things
When you're Just startin' in
To learn your trade; but hully chee!
Just do your best an grin.
Today I'm underneath the cars,
A-climbin' toward the top.
Tomorrow-well. it's just like this:
plans to own the shop.
Stanley r. Hufflund.