The mirror. (Stillwater, Minn.) 1894-1925, 1914-04-16

By Paddy

taking In the sights of the silent town.
Fitz and Master Rosing was seen trailing
down bunch of chickens the other day.
| And now it is claimed that the squirrels
are thinking of moving into the inmates
Kitchen.
| A woman has just bought her husband
from his affinity for one dollar. Wondts
! If the Cuss was worth it?
1t has not been necessary for Night Cap
tain Hartman to start up the air fans in the
cell hall the last few nights.
81 know of one gent that won't be fight
ling for Ulster and home rule if he don't
cut his poetry OUT" poetry.
"lfyou don't want to start something,
the next time you throw your shoe at me
keep your foot out of it,, said Duke.
The battling canary got his dates mixed
the other day, and thinking it was Easter
Sunday eat all the eggs in the bird cage.
1t is understood that if Davy cackles
again at the next entertainment instead of
laughing, he will be put with the chickens.
No, Duke, that is the main entrance to
the greenhouse that the carpenters are
building and not popcorn stand for
Slivers.
: Sinbad, the captain of the greenhouse
boat, donated couple of Easter lily plants
for the Deputy Warden's office and they
were fine.
Blondy is now able to harness himself
up to his night shirt in record time. eyes,
| thought it was skoit when l first seen
it," said he.
And now it is claimed that no one was
playing baseball; it was just Supt. Robin
son showing Harry some of Ty Cobb's
curves, inshoots and outshoots.
1t looks as though Supt. Williams was
going to break into the Fifth avenu ewhirl.
He was around the othe. day trying to get
a claw hammer coat and high silk hat.
An exchange states that one of the es-
on Saturday; but that amt near as bad as
breaking it on your mother-in-law's head.
Through the kindness of friend of the
Mirror great many of us were presented
with an Easter card through the editor, for
which we wish to offer our sincere thanks
and we'll wishes.
''Some times it pays to advertise and
some times it DON'T" said the dentist the
other day. Ever since it was published
that had bought an automobile nobody
down here seems to want to get any dental
work DONE
Night Officer Quinlan showed up for
duty the other night wearing real noisy
Tango tie about as large as horse blanket.
When asked where he bought it said 81
didn't by it, l bought cigar and the tie
was the premium that went with it.
The editor says he dreamed so much
about eating eggs the night before Easter
that when handed his three boiled on Sun
day morning there was nothing doing
"Pouched or scrambled for u.s. said he.
81 have been eating boiled and fried eggs
all night
Fire Water ST has now got secretary.
The first morning that he showed up, ST
started in the first thing to find out who
his understudy was, and going up to him,
said: ''You Injun?' and then noticing the
gents hair, said: "You no Injun; Injun
no gotum curley hair; getum busy and
scrub
The egg eating contest held on Easter
Sunday morning between Fluffy Ruf1es
and Clarence Upstart was won by the lat
ter. House Steward Doyle claimed the
way the hen fruit disappeared for few
minutes was something fierce. The usher
was referee and claimed that Fluffy had
Clarence going until someone handed him
china egg by mistake. Batting average
about hundred and ten.
Asst. Deputy Warden Backland came
from the turkeys cage the other morning
with big smile and a new gent that was
going to work for one of the contractors.
"This is an Irishman and his name is Pat
Ulster-ain't it?'' said Mr.. Backland
The gent not understanding him and think
ing he had reference to a small sore on the
side of his face, placed his hand up to his
cheek and said: ono aye not tan B; d
Ulster, aye yust ban small sore pimple.'
Old Stonewall, the miIkmaid, scrubbed
his neck little longer than usual the other
day at bath, and was rewarded by finding
seven neck scarfs that he didn't know he
had. "There," said he, as he held one up
for observation, 81 lost that one twenty
two years ago. and then he pondered.
"Gee!' said he, ''maybe if scrubbed my
dome in good shape and get underneath
the top soil, might find that I have fine
head of hair yet.
eff you happened to be up little late the
light before and along about p. m. the
next day you was throwing bouquets at
yourself thinking how early you would
crawl into the hay that night said Mr..
Mcclellan, "and then Just as the first chick
ems (fOws) started for shelter YOU also
wendell your way toward your little bed
only to find that someone had beat you to
it, wouldn't it make you mad?
Officer Golf went into the kitchen the
other morning looking for officer Morrison
and not finding him went over to gent
that was piling the library books into box
and said, 'where is your officer?" The
gent looked up and smiled but said
nothing; and then officer Golf repeated the
question but there was nothing doing
in the vocal line. Mr.. Golf then started in
hunt for Mr. Morrison and when he found
him he said ''What kind of a crew have you