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United labor bulletin., 1914-08-29
NATURALIZED CITIZENS ARE
SAFE FROM BEING DRAFTED
SECRETARY BRYAN ISSUES AN
OFFICIAL STATEMENT.
Those Who Declared Fealty to United
States Will Be Protected from Con-
script of Their Fatherlands.

There is no way in which a foreign
nation can compel a naturalized citizen
of this country to leave the United
States and enlist in the army OF his
native country, is the substance of an
official statement by Secretary OF State
Bryan, in answer TO numerous queries.
The United States holds" says the
secretary, that no naturalized citizen of
this country can rightfully be held for
account for military Inability TO his ma
tive land subsequent TO immigration
therefrom. but this principle may be
contested by countries with which the
United States has not entered into
treaties OF naturalization. The latter
countries may hold that naturalization
of their citizens or subjects as citizens
OF other countries has no effect upon
their original military obligations, or
may deny the right of their citizens or
subjects TO become naturalized citizens
of other countries in the absence of eN-
press consent or without the fulfillment
OF military obligations.
1t i important TO observe that an
alien who declares his intention to be-
come citizen of the United States does
not at the time OF making such declara.
tion renounce allegiance to his original
sovereign. but merely declares that he
intends to do so. Such person does not.
by his declaration of intention, acquire
the status of citizen of the United
States"
United labor bulletin., 1914-08-29
United Labor Bulletin Giuen
Re- endorsement at Pueblo

Continued confidence papers
policy
Colorado State Federation of Labor last following
resolution during the Thursdays:
WHEREAS, AT THE TRINIDAD CONVENTION
UNITED LABOR BULLETIN WAS INDoRSED OFFICIAL
PAPER OF THE COLORADO STATE FEDERATION LABOR
WHEREAS, THE BULLETIN HAS MADE A CONSISTENT FIGHT
FOR ADVANCEMENT TRADE
LABOR GENERALLY STATE ENTITLED
SUPPORT OF ALL THOSE UNIONS AND MEMBERS
FOR RETIREMENT OF LABOR CONDITIONS; THEREFORE
RESOLVED NINETEENTH ANNUAL CONVENTION OF
THE COLORADO STATE FEDERATION LABOR
HEREBY RENEW ENDORSEMENT OF
BULLETIN AND EXPRESS APPROVAL PURSUED
BY ITS PUBLISHERS
YEAR
(Ssncd) Charles Mahoney, W. Dnwiddie Hoage
liam H. Young opfnger F.
Lehman. James Kwsn Spes Edward Hines
United labor bulletin., 1914-08-29

CONVENIENT LOSS OF MEMORY.
An Eastern preacher who thrashed 4
bully says he forgot all about ais re-
ligiou. Another convenient memcr,' '
United labor bulletin., 1914-08-29

dormitories at State University; urging
more consistent support Of union
United labor bulletin., 1914-08-29

Printing Pressmen and Assistants
Colorado Springsl. No. IA.
l. B. of Boilermakers and L S. B.
Colorado City, No. 1876.
Second Division.
Band
Garment Workers No. l39.
Tobacco Shippers No. 1912.
Walters Union No. IA.
Cooks No. is.
Bartenders No. s.
Bakery and Confectionery Workers
No. 26.
Bakery and Confectionery Workers
No. POS.
Candy Makers No. 262
Composition Roofers No. 8.
Cement Finishers and Helpers No. l59.
Structural Bridge and Iron Workers
No. "a.
Lathers No. 6s.
Cigarmakers No. I29.
Glass Workers No. So.
Band.
Be- Drivers. Stable Men and Firemen
No Sc
Brewers. Masters and COopers No. "A.
Beer Bottlers No. IS.
soda Bottlers and Drivers No. $50.
Bother Sorters and Washers No. 1850.
Coopers No. l65.
Marble Workers No. 20.
Tile Layers No y.
Tile Layers Helpers No. 65.
Stone Cutters.
Stone Masons No. l2-
Granite Cutters.
Int Blacksmiths and Helpers No 457
Horseshoers No. 20.
Electrical Workers tLinemenl No. Ill.
Elevator Constructors No. p.
Electrical Workers Inside Mem No. 6s.
Third Division.
Band.
Typographical Union No 40
sBindery Women No. S.
Bookbinicrs No. 20.
- Lithographers No l5
Photo Engravers No. Is.
Printing Pressmen dob No. /.
Printing Pressmen Web No. -
Printing Pressmen No. 10.
Printing Pressmen Assistants No. Il.
Stereotypers and Eelctrotypers No. l3
Mailers No. 5.
Sheet Metal Workers No. o.
Sheet Metal Workers No. &C.
Engineers Hosting and Portablel
No. 1923.
Building I.aborers No. /.
BARRIERS No. 205.
Band.
Painters and Decorators No 70
Painters and Decorators No. loi5.
Painters and Decorators No. 100.
Coach and Car Builders No 1896.
Stage Employees No. !.
Moving Picture Operators No. $50.
Bill Posters and Billers No. 50.
Butcher Workmen No. 53l.
Broom Makers No. 30.
RoilarrDa kars M 1-l
Maehinists No. Al
Nachinists' Apprentices and Helpers.
Women's Auxiliary to Machinists.
United Laborers of Denver.
Fourth Division.
Band.
L. B. OF Carpenters No. 55.
Z. b. of Carpenters No. 1927.
U. b of Carpenters No. 1874.
U. r. of Carpenters No. 1905.
U. r. of Carpenters tGoldenl No. 1896.
Carriage and Wagonworkers No. l22.
Brotherhood Railway Carmen No. l46.
Brotherhood Railway Traimen No. $50.
Women's Auxiliary to the r. OF r. 7.
Brotherhood Railway Clerks No. ll2.
Commercial Telegraphers OF America
No. 81
order oi Railway Telegraphers No. Il.
Iron Moulders No. lSS.
Railway Brotherhoods.
Laundry Workers No %
Plasterers No. S2.
Tailors No. 3.
United labor bulletin., 1914-08-29

1t Is rather hard just row to tell in
what particular quarter OF the globe the
dove Of peace is roosting
The evening herald. [volume] (Albuquerque, New Mexico) 1914-1922, 1914-04-10
orn FRIEND TnE HORSE.

~ ROM time to time there Is cur
rent IN the news a contribution
= Co thc evidence that the horse
is not only outstanding the fleet 81
ihc automobiles arrival but is actu-
ally moro wanted than ever. The
revelation Of he census OF 1870 TINT
The number Of horses IN Inc United
States grew I'm ten years ron $4,000
900 to 2i.00o. 900 has become iaTnil-
lar. Last years estimate added
2.ooo. 600. Now Il appears there is %
call for horses Tor both drait and
driving tina outruns the supply The
call is most pressing Tor the best car
riaRc horses. Just the sort that the au-
tomobilc might De assumed 90 dis
place.
70 be reminiscent, h horse has
been predicted out of use at several
periods, coincidcnt with the arrival
OF some new means OF locomution \
point ~ opposition 90 the railroad Ia
New England was that II Would take
the value uut OF horses. \ stand was
made IN the Massachusetts legislature
In 1896 for the horse railroad Co Al
bany. and Il committee. after inVcsti-
Cation, concluded that the steam loco
motive would not Dee accepted iu TIA"
United states us % substitute Tor the
( horse as motive power The bicycle
WINS counted upon Go dislodg" the
! hors,-draVu vehicle for pleasure aud
in some degree for business The
motor ear was the certain doom of
the animal. But an expectations fail
, and the horse remains, eaining in
number and Ina demand.
Sentiment must miuglc with more
practical reasons Loo the horses be-
/ half. Il ia too old AN attachment.
that between the horse aui his mas
ter. to be- easily hrokcn With an
a. grandeur OF the mechanical,
! driven carriage. moreover. there has
NOT for q been los; The quail
iiu, that has Ions attached Co the
! opuipage. The conclusion may as
wen hc taken us sinai that the long
used trusted and priced animal may
be- displaced ion one place and another.
| but ls somehow c@ntronchol against
/ rivalry that would ovor make him
Hess ullu q valued scr,au not Co saS
( friend. of man.
The evening herald. [volume] (Albuquerque, New Mexico) 1914-1922, 1914-04-10

witness stand. lie detailed what had
happened at the gaming table. and
when De WAS asked by "a iufymnn-a
rather unusual procedure-to what
was his opinion at tho time of the
charges made against the plaintin, he
replied "They were 800 unanimous
that I had NO other course open tu me
than to believe them
Most Of an of those who were pros-
eut at the Tranby croft baccnrat game
testified. Arthur stanley Wilson, son
81 the millionaire owner Of Tranhy
CROFT, swore that he had seen Sir
Gordon cheat and described how &c
was done. The greatest dag of the
trial was Monday. June IS. when the
plaintiffs counsel. Sir Edward Clarke.
scored the Prince OF Wales. and said
that n sir Gordun's name WIS drop
ped. as was suggested. from tho army
list. so also should be those Of the
prince ana General Williams. 10 was
brought out thai the prince was ical-
aus % tho friendship of Lady Brooke,
who was considered The most hoautl-
ffl woman in Englnnd. Tor Gordon
Cummlne.
The tgiol ended ON june o, and the
verdict was against the plaintiff The
audience resented the verdict with
Misses, and Sir Gordon was checrcd
by the mob on the streets. u was not
only his end lciHlly. but even hi'
|aCCusors were uBcisol for the way
they had aoto, The trial had made
more trouble In the English social se.
than had eycr before takeR place. uut
General Williams. Lord Coventry and
the Prince ~ Wales himself were cen.
surcd. because 70 was believed ina
they had acted under most scnnty ga.
formation and condemned their fricn,
to ruin to stop peoples mouths ans
prevent scundal-smirching Of thei'
own characters.
The evening herald. [volume] (Albuquerque, New Mexico) 1914-1922, 1914-04-10
Great Trials Of History
THE BACCARNT TRIAL

officially known as the suit of sir
william Gordon Cumming against Mr..
and Mrs. Lycctt Green. Mrs. Arthur
Wilson. Arthur Stanley Wilson ana
Kerkeley Lcyou Tor SANDER, In when
Sir Gordon sued each defendant for
! $4,000 damages.
The case grew "a OF q lively little
gathering al Mrs. Arthur Wilson's
house al Tranby Crou. In september.
IINaO. al which was present the prince
of Wales. Sir william Gordon cum
ming and Lady Brooke. Haccarat
Was the nightly amusement, and the
| accusation that Sir Gordon had cheat
ed was made. and although suppress
ed. as "a was thought. Tor on time, tho
horrible scandal came 10 hght later
on.
During the early months ~ the
year the charges of his dishonesty
came from time Ca Tine Co the ears ~
isir Gordon. and ne decidcd 20 put a
/ stop to Il. ven II Il meant a public
/ scandal. for only through thai means
would he be able TO clear his name.
suits were begun as early AZ February,
[ bat the trial was not called until June
( ], In the court az Temple Bar.
At tho commencement 81 the trial
the courtroom was crowded 10 suro-
| cation hy as distinguished a party as
probably evc was present az % trial
The Prince OF Wales was accompau-
Tod ny his private secretary. No SOON
err was ne seated than the jury was
sworn and Lord chief Justice Cole
ridge began the case.
Sir Edward clarke opened tho case
for the plaintiff He said the charge
was a most serious one, involving IN"
! honor and affecting the whole mturc
career of q gallant gentleman with a
hitherto uuspotted reputation. Ho
I then detailed the circumstances of tnc
famous card party. In detail ne eN-
\ planned the mystery % the game, ana
In conclusion said that upon the "c-
casion referred 10 the bank wts
limited to $500 aud hat when mat
was lost the game was ended.
Then tho solicitor general read the
much-talked Of document which Sin
I Gordon signed after the discovery %
his alleged cheating al cards, and n
which he undertook. as the price al
his fellow players silence. never agail
to play cards. This document was
as follows:
In consideration Of the promise
made by the gentlemen who have
signed this paper Co preserve silence
In regard to my conduct at haccaiai'
on my part solemnly undertake
mover 10 play cards again as long as
] i've"
This document was signed by the
| Iaiutin. the Prince OF Wales. and
others The plaintiff was the first q
take the stand He absolutely denied
that ne had cheated, and said that
the only reason he signed the docu'
ment was that he placed such Implicit
confidence In Lord Coventry and Gen
cral Williams, his friends, who drew
Il up and insisted he should sign q
avoid "a scandal.
on the second DAY Of the trial th'
! Prince OF wales was placed on tbs
The evening herald. [volume] (Albuquerque, New Mexico) 1914-1922, 1914-04-10
\ GRAVE QUESTION.

Pen war'ar which h's been
raging .rc the repeal OF tine
Panama canal TOLLS eS,wp-
t.Yu .r New YORK. ,r between -hc
lI,arst newspaper and the Nea york
World eliminated Tueaduy 300 3D. bite
ieI editorial aua.t ur Heursl uy tho
ruIIJa,l pers uudcr tno title, ere.
1tiur Another C@a,'aosa
From rn, HssT-, eide thg assaults
uu 'hc Pulitzer pauers have been
chH.ptcrlz,d for some time ny the
osscnoc uf the old time form ui per-
funal journalism of the village type.
Tho World iu reply, has asked of
Hearst e Eraye question ana on,
which concerns 40, whole nation.
ga an editorial Hearst American
referred 60 Ralph Pulitzer as "a soup
snbsldizcd editor because pulItlrl
dined M the White House. and said
Blu small nrlnes are sufficient fol
small PEOPLE. and besides BE- has never
taken much iuduoemeut Co turn
Pulitzer into "a traitor
The World. bcaiuniuE as editorial
quoted from the speech OF Eiiht
Root. then Roosevelt's secretary o'
state, a. Utica, y ", ON November D
1906. when Roo said
- say by the president author
ity, that in penning these words with
the horrors OF President Mckinney
murder fresh before him he had
Hearst specifically iu his mind And
say Oy has authority that what he
thought Of Hearst then he thinks OF
Henni o
Roots reference was % president
~itooacyclrs nrst messaEo o. ~c"nErcHs
Whsa apeaIane 90 uhe aesasain II
The evening herald. [volume] (Albuquerque, New Mexico) 1914-1922, 1914-04-10

Mckinley. Roosevelt said Czolgnsz
Na. Ir0lmcl h, tho rc,tlerf utter
tu..s .I those who. on thc rtump ana
.he publ, prose- appeal Co the dark
.nd otil spirit 81 malice ond greed
,u.y ard cullen hatred
Df uc1rsts attacks ON President
wilson the World said.
Hearst apparently learned uothins
from tho assassination OF william
] M,KiuIeg. uu auer day. Hearst. In
word aud ,@ari,oturc. Be- wcturIng the
president ol the rnitod state. os n
traitor to tho United states pay
after d3l I(carat charges the prcai-
dent of the United states with overt
1ud calculated treason Day after
d1, Hearst presents tho president OF
tho United Stntos 1s the cowurdly
and uuung enemy at the American
people.
.rhis - the food upon which the
tuIstct aud distorted brain of "a
Cz1Ig0.s feeds Ct some later Czol.
eusz. his weak ava maynard mind In-
banned by Uoarst's auuse II The pres.
deut. should carry the Hearst afpu-
mcut to bee logical conclusion and
proceed Co r,muy" the traitors thai
thr Hearst papers have portrayed to
/ him u.hDdR wDuI1 bs more .atuu.
lshcd. perhaps. than Heart tie ou'
bis Kind are always oatoulshod When
ho wind they have sowcd Is rearcd
Do the Whirlwind.
"Is william Randolph Hearst 9mhi.
Ious to raise up another Clplgosz
Docs hc wish to make 10 possible fol
"a future president 90 Say or him what
Theodore Booscvoit said' u not We
advise him Co rctrnec his steps nnt
rctttco them quickly.
The evening herald. [volume] (Albuquerque, New Mexico) 1914-1922, 1914-04-10
why Nor ENFORCE rur LAW

w sury e. extend tho time
originally planned. 1uring which tho
city teams ana wagons VIII boz ,u-
gased n aiding those property own
,rs and h~u4seholders who have failed
ro clean up their back yards and
ALLEYS during thr winter sonson There
is su much refuse Geo hc hauled away
THAT the city Wagons cannot do 10
tn the two w'rk- originally allotted
for the purposes of the annual "clcan
up
This extension of time. doubtless,
ih necessary Tho city having been
allowed to become ulthy. must no
cleaned up. aud there arc only two
days ~ DOING a.
one way h To- enforce the sanitary
ordinances and regulators now ou
our statute books.
The uthcr Is for the city govern
mcut Co permit conscientious citizens
TO keep their places clean the whole
year around at their own i|di,iduul
expense; aud then do the cleaning
up FOR the careless and Indifferent.
free OF charge 90 the same. and at
the expense oi thc whole body Of tax
payers good, bad and Indifferent
Il is another illustration of the folly
Of making laws and failing To en-
fierce them. W. have enough stat-
utes on our health and other ordi-
nance books 60 keep this city us clean
us a Dutch kitchen every day in the
pedient of enforcing those laws. In
stead of that ". permit the consci-
entious citizen to pay ouf money from
his " pocket the year through In
order 60 satisfy his own desire for
rotnmo deccucy, white ms uoNt-dour
neighbor is permitted 10 maintain
manure piles. tin can heaps. etc. Ia
his back yard AMI alley which, once
o. year, IN a spasm OF CLEANLINESS, or
"a spasn OF fear OF epidemic. the city
government carries away uoe.
Right in the middle of one Of our
most attractive residence districts wo
have an eyesorc, r. fire trap and a
disease breeder combined. surround
cd by "a brokcn-dowu board fence un
the protruding nails of which NOR,
han uuc womau's gown has been
destroyed. which has been allowed
90 stand for years. We doubt BE- the
prominent citizen who owns the eye
sore has ever been spoken To- about
% hy ,hc or. government.
Right in the middle OF ouf business
district are half a dozen unprotected
IT'S breeders calculated u prove q
grave mcua,o 60 The public health
with the very opening of the warm
weather
An annual C@iran.up VIII not helf
these fragrant violations Il law. Tho
annual injustice OF paying for th'
,ican-up uf no, oarcl,-s and indincr-
,ut viii NOT maho 70 clean city.
Why NOT try enforcing the law
It Viii prove lss expensive for the
taxpayer and ru,H more slusfa,tor}
boo th, way u' results
The evening herald. [volume] (Albuquerque, New Mexico) 1914-1922, 1914-04-10

'ir the snrlug n 1919 I wea attacked -
Muscular nnd inhameatnfy Hhrumatism. I suf.
ferrd ~ only tlHao whn have " know. for over
three Yraff. I frDi remedy nfffr remedy, SOD
doctor after doctor. hut such relief us ! received
wsr ouly temporary. Finally. J found q remedy
that cured me completely. and 70 baa uetrr re-
turned. ! have rlrUu 30 g. a uuulhCr who were
terribly afflicted nud even hrdHiden with Nheu'
matfm, and 70 elected % cure IN every cuse.
want every Sufferer frun any form 81 rhru-
matir trouble TO tfg tits marvellous Dealing puNer.
have used u AMI u hsa proven Itself 20 b. that
Ions lo1ttd-fog means q curing your hhruma-
iisu. you may stni TIE price OF a., oue dollar,
but. understand, I 90 n1f want your money ~.
less sou arr perfectly ratisnpi 90 asud u. lsn't
that fairq Why suner any iungef when positive
relief " thus offered yoh ffcsi Don't delay.
wfitc today. MARK H. lAokSoH, No. ~
Quincy nldR. Syracuse, N, II
MF iFcksau u rrapHgtihln. Above statcmnnt
ifsr. -apuh.
The evening herald. [volume] (Albuquerque, New Mexico) 1914-1922, 1914-04-10

NIFTY cents or one dollar, the latter size
being bought by heads Of families al
ready familiar with rs merits Results
are alWyss guaranteed or money viii
De refunded.
when you use syrup pcpsin Won viii
see the nllacy OF chewing mints and
tablets or 90 taking catharucs, salts
pills and similar drastic medicines.
Unlike these. syrup Pcpsin does not
lose its good cnect, and boy autom1iit-
ally training the stomach and bowel
muscles to do their work, soon restores
these organs To normal.
Families wishing to try % free sam
pie bottle can obtain 10 postpaid nl
addressing Dr. W. y. caldwell ils
Washington ST.. Monticello, III. \
postal card with your name and adj
dress on it will do.
The evening herald. [volume] (Albuquerque, New Mexico) 1914-1922, 1914-04-10
The Tale of a
Genial Cuss
I

once ont in the shade OF q giant gray
cactus
Far out ON the sands where the
hurros had packed NO.
We met "a particularly genial ,usa
Who cooked up his head ana sat
down hy uE.
And gazod as an over, from spurs 90
somhTcro.
As cooi as O. veteran lookout al faro.
IL ho had amy Kicks or comments in
mind
To expressing the same he was much
disinclined,
DO was hzy and fat. and sat on the
sand,
AZ flat ana AZ stHl as the palm Of
your hand
Tor this genial cuss we had met on
our road
Was our very old friend, the desert
horned toad
The evening herald. [volume] (Albuquerque, New Mexico) 1914-1922, 1914-04-10

- Parts surgeon. being sued hy his
,aIct for money alleged to hov" been
advanced Co ray the surgeons ua'-
cling expense and th, upkeop "f 500
white mice. 700 white rats. so guinea
.r.sf and 100 rabbits makes "a unique
dsIsus, Hs declares that he PAID
his own travelling expenses ana oi'
account af the peculiar habits OF
white mice 30 would De impossible
tor Oh, valet to nave kept 500 of
them .n the limited space al his dis.
paell 10 seems thut white mice can
only Dee kept la patches of four
Whom % nnh mouse Is introduced
dIscord results. ana ne Is immediately
! dogoured. Thc mother mouse be- OF
fu nervous % Temperament that 30 ths
cage is touched or even looked al
during the first five days 81 her ma
%tcrniiy she cats the little mice.
The evening herald. [volume] (Albuquerque, New Mexico) 1914-1922, 1914-04-10
CHEER AIDS
DIGESTION OF FOOD
D~,-peptics Can Make the Rest of ~,
Family Happy bN Using u iaN-
t~lNr-Tuuiv.

Tho temper of me family anc the
good cheer around the table depend
su much ON the good digestion of each
individual present that tho Experiences
Of some former d,apepucs VINO over
came their trouble should be 81 inter
est to those now suffering In this Wnv
The best advice one cHn givc-hut 6
Is advice that IL seldom heedcd-is 60
eat slowly and mHsticntc each mouth
ful carefully. However, 10 slow cat-
ing and careful mastlration FAN the
next aid is ono close 20 nature. br.
Caldwcli's Syrup popsin, This rem
edy is an excellent digcstnnt, and in
addition 90 helping in the digestion
ai the food. acts gently ~ the liver
ana bowels, ridding them Of the ac-
cumulntion Of waste TINT should long
ago have been p1sscd on. u Is sa'c,
reliable. plensant-t8sting. and results
arc guaranteed.
Mai 5. Martin. of Joplin, Mo. now
| a. thinks Dr. Caldwcl's syrup Pepstn
has helped him Goo re- longer and hap
pier life. Tie has not felt so good IN
years as he has sinca taking this cN-
! ccllcnt medicine. and In spite of his
I q years no says ne feels like q hoy.
II is the ideal remedy for indigca-
ton. no matter how severe: coustipa-
lion. mo- matter how chronic. bilious.
ness. headaches. gas on the stomach.
drowsiucss after eating and similar
a-nnoyanccs.
You can obtain Dr. Caldwell
syrup Pepsin at any drug store toI
The evening herald. [volume] (Albuquerque, New Mexico) 1914-1922, 1914-04-10

We are showing az present the nat
test line uf Easter shoes, ties, ov-
fords, pumps. colonials and slippers
We ever have handled. All sizes FOR
mon. Women ana children We a.c
expert filters ana YOU viii nnd our
prices the lowest IN the city. q Mays
Shoe store. 3t4 West Central venue
The evening herald. [volume] (Albuquerque, New Mexico) 1914-1922, 1914-04-10

Tor lander. The baccarat case was
a most cheerful chap. and when he
is summing
Himself on ting sand. ne looks mighty
cunning
WIN his mild little eyes looking
Straight "a the sun.
lie seems "a be dreaming of dends
ne has done
Ia fur-aWay antedilvuinn days
When he swan. a great monster. IN
bayous aud bays.
Tint hurdcred the edge of thr vaat
Salton sea.
Aud fought phosnurua ana killed IT,.
mayhei
But alas. Cor an drcnmers who live
iu past g%luries.
They out It1. ice IN our presont-duy
storics-
For just as our horned DAD was
dreaming OF battles.
~ came AN old snake with about
forty %rHttlos.
and before the horned toad IN his
dreaming had known a
Thin wa lWIss. he'd one Town Ike
"a Jonah!
Now. we fen mighty sorry 10 see him
die thu
For that litlo horned toad WAS %
genial cuss-
And decided vs. soon as we'd slowed
10 our rub
To work on hat snake with n four
year.n.I club.
but before we got ready IL was plain
for Go zoe
The horned Dad ana RATHER didn't
aRroc.
The latter went bucking and coilins
and ruIing,
Ills iurked f.ngue q lolling. his eye
balls laring.
TIN al of 1 sudden. he come square
la two.
And Mr Horned Toac olinked, How
10 you do2"
with the htj.. saw teeth on the top
OF BIZ head
Hc'd cut though the snake. when
be- th.l hit ne was dead.
Now there many a dreamer's q
genial uss,
Who never D.. gins % row or q fuss
Unless ypu fallow him, same as
sake do
when Dc starts ia and calmly cuts
you Boo rwo.
Ralph banning. In Los Angeles
Times.
The evening herald. [volume] (Albuquerque, New Mexico) 1914-1922, 1914-04-10

one should be exceptionally care
ful just now about taking cold ana
when "a cold d. contracted get ria 0f
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