The Nezperce herald. (Nezperce, Idaho) 1900-1957, 1914-11-05

| list who has studied $500 species Of
flowers the white or cream colored
ones have the most agreeable doors.
That an eastern prognosticator is
on record with the statement that
there will be very little cold weather
until about Christmas time. So mote
it be.
That you can generally tell which
boys took part in the Hallowe'ed on
slaughts by viewing whose property
was and was not molested, the morn
ing following.
That State Treasurer Allen will
be in the hands of MS friends for .
period of from Eve to ten years and
We pray that the Jews deal gently
With the gentiles.
That a headline in an exchange
says Whiskey Kills Birds" We
know a lot of fellows who evidently
have no wings, or they would have
been dead long ago.
That the last reports from the bat
tie of ballots is to the effect that .
number of the defeated host have en-
tirely recovered. while others are
just breathing hard.
That our devil butted into war
Of words over the telephone one day
last week where the battery from the
other side was unusually strong, and
is now minus one horn.
That owing to the falling rain on
election day, the wet aud dry ques-
ton seemed settled before the polls
opened, but the divisionists and an
nexationists played ball all day.
That many a fond father would
not so seriously object to the eIope-
ment OF his beautiful and accom-
plished daughter were ii not for the
return of the double prodigal act.
That back IN the middle states po-
tatoes are selling for IS cents
bushel. IF someone we're to offer
sruds to US westerners in such guam
ties, not one in every dozen would
know how many Irish lemons they
we're to get.
That the way some people bat IN
TO a telephone when called makes as
come to the conclusion that when in
Sailing a phone in some homes, the
lung powers of the appellants should
be tested for the safety of the ear
drums of the respondents.
That the raise in the price of
-four was not overlooked ten seconds
after the announcement vas spread
that wheat had taken jump upward.
II beats all how the big fellows feel
for the little jiggers who have ac-
quired the habit Of breaking bread
and being broke.
That a soldier Of the legion lay
dying at Przemysl, he remarked that
Sherman told the truth when he
said that vas hymsl. s'It vas in a
glorious cause" he said, ssin which
I fought and fmysl, but what we have
been fighting for, God knows I can
not tmyslI"
That the Germans and the French
have been a-6ghting on the Aisne,
they fight week without rest and
and then they fight againse. They
stop not for the thunder or the light
ming or the raisne but what the fight
is all about, Will some one please ex-
plaisne7
That to insure hotels and restaur-
ants serving their patrons fresh eggs,
a Gambling apparatus using an cleo
trio light has been invented. II will
be a most satisfying invention to the
public when it will be enable to tell
whether the bologna is manufactured
from yellow dogs or grizzly pussy
cats.
That the Methodist ladies' lunch
stand in the old Anderson Pharmacy
building on election day proved a
great boon for the fellows who we're
too busy to go home to meals and
the ladies had nibblers all afternoon
and extending far into the evening,
and they cleared a snug little bunch
Of sspange" likewise.
That the era Of assistance has