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The Detroit times. [volume] (Detroit, Mich.) 1903-1920, 1914-01-23
Many In the Conspiracy.

To he Editor of The Times:
ON the front page OF your Jan. II
issue is a startling news item, head.
ed 100000 Farmers bLlRED 20 Can.
ada by Fake Advertising Methods
Patent medicines and whiskey ads
were bad enough but after being
stnug people could drop them but
Tor contemplate. mean, dow. mis-
leading, subtle brand OF fake adver
Using the Western Canada cam
paigp has been the most heartless
and wicked IN Michigan alone there
we're thousands of farmers with a nice
start In life who were carried away
by these fairy tales Many OF them
sold out al any old price and gave
their little savings over 10 the rail-
roads who have been the principals
in many cases In feeciug 30 NAM
out OF their last dollar.
Another regrCttable feature OF this
gigantic fraud has been the ease with
which good respectable, influential
people have lent their services TO
This evil. Publishers OF daily and
weekly papers. bankers. school teach
ers. postmasters. railroad agents, etc.
have had this stuff handed TO them
70 pass along TO some poor unsuspect-
ng fellow who thought he could bet
Ter his position, only TO lose all ne
had
Two years ago the English govern
ment warned their people to stay at
home and the wonder Is that for ten
years this fraud has been so sue
cessfully put over on the American
people and not a-werd OF warning
given in their behalf BY our daily
press or government
The United States government has
started an investigation. After The
Times gets its phone proposition" in
hand. cannot the editor dig into this
swindle and show 1t up. and start the
bail rolling to reclaim Michigan. help
our people TO know that the sun
shines on and the rains water the
finest and most productive soil In the
world?
One-tenth OF the advertising given
the West in the last fifteen years
will make Michigan the richest and
best state In the union May we LOOK
10 The Times for a Moses"
Sincerely yours,
w. II FISH.
Onaway. Mich. Jan. IS, 1914.
The Detroit times. [volume] (Detroit, Mich.) 1903-1920, 1914-01-23
onaway. Mich. Jan. IS. 1914.
Another View OF the New Tariff.
To the Editor Of The Times:

To the Editor Of The Times.
In answer 10 Mr. Roys tariff
article from Yale, dated January g.
always favored a high tariff until
made a thorough study OF the prob
lem and became convinced that a
high tariff is no benefit 10 the Ameri-
can farmer. II your factory al Yale,
Mr. Roy, is paying but s. 1at for
beets. you had better move over to
st. Louis where they pay $3.50 on
fiat contracts, which is higher than
they paid here under a high tariff.
II the tariff is a good thing for the
American beet raiser. why was the
duty taken or the Canadian beets.
allowing them to come in here free?
II the cost OF sugar is not reduced
to the consumer and the factories get
The same for their product, why do
the factories put up such howl over
the Wilson tariff, and why do they
want the farmer 10 raise beets any
cheaper? I cannot see where the
foreigner is benefited by free sugar.
as the price OF sugar is higher In
Germany than In this country, and
they pay more for beets there than
they do here.
JOHN s. BERRY.
st. Louis Mich, Jan. Is. 1914.
The Detroit times. [volume] (Detroit, Mich.) 1903-1920, 1914-01-23
OVERWHELMINGLY chanoed

Iawyer-"You have an excellent
case. cir" Client-'But friend OF
mine said he had an exactly similar
case and you were the lawyer on the
other side and you beat him. Law
yer-"Yes, remember that; but
will see that no such game is played
this time "-Puck.
The Detroit times. [volume] (Detroit, Mich.) 1903-1920, 1914-01-23

Mrs. Willis Cat the Ladies' Aid So
ciety) Now, what can We do for the
poor boys at the frontY Mrs. ellis
was reading today where the sol
diers are Always making sorties. Now.
why can't we get the recipe for those
things and make them ourselves and
send them to the boys Puck.
The Detroit times. [volume] (Detroit, Mich.) 1903-1920, 1914-01-23
Practical Advice.

Every man ought TO save up enough
TO buy himself a good big farm. said
the thrifty citizen.
Yes replied Farmer Commuter,
"and then do something else with the
money!
The Detroit times. [volume] (Detroit, Mich.) 1903-1920, 1914-01-23


vised "A trust pro
gram which com
mands the approx
al OF Oscar Under
wood. Theodo r c
ROOaeve 1t ana
James X. Mann.
For good measure
We might add the
New York World,
William Randolph
Hearst, Oh a m p
Clark, Louis Bran
deis and the stock
exchange.
What Is the an
swer?
The program Ia
{ G q eral - tina {
meets the pre-.
scri ptions In
Roosevelt's mes.
sages from 1901 To
1910
The Detroit times. [volume] (Detroit, Mich.) 1903-1920, 1914-01-23
HoW II Goes

/ go TO the bank and draw check
And think have money to last awhile
But my hopes all crash in a total wreck
As money melts in the swiftest style,
For somebody borrows a yen or two
And somebody comes with last years BILL
Or my clothes out or the rent comes due
And leaves me nary single mill.
When somebody pays for the work I've done
grin and chuckle with soul care-free,
We'll now I'll certainly have some fun"
But somebody comes with c. o. D.;
Or II saving account
And plan watching the roll grow fat,
The whole amount that I meant to
Must pay insurance--or things like that.
They're always waiting to grab my roll;
manage to get ahead;
I'm either paying for this years coal
Or last years horse--which is cold and dead;
Coin never lasts as | thought II would,
1t always goes at the least excuse;
1t never does a bit of good;
try to save itbut what's the use!
--Berton Braley.
The Detroit times. [volume] (Detroit, Mich.) 1903-1920, 1914-01-23

ers In Bryan. Ohio. Us Germans stick
together.
A Boston woman offers TO sell her
husband for $1,000. Got him so high,
too, we presume, he can't bid him
self In.
The Detroit times. [volume] (Detroit, Mich.) 1903-1920, 1914-01-23

New Orleans is starting fight for
cheaper telephone tolls. Here's hop
ing New Orleans doesn't make the
mistake now of talking too much.
A ST. Louis policeman has complet-
ed 40 years on the force. The super
intendent probably has to show him.
The Detroit times. [volume] (Detroit, Mich.) 1903-1920, 1914-01-23
Editorials by the People

communications must bear name
arc address Of writer. must not
contain p-rson.il abuse and must
not be over SEQ words I'm length
The Detroit times. [volume] (Detroit, Mich.) 1903-1920, 1914-01-23
And He Did,

The young bride on a steamer was
very much concerned about her hus-
band who was troubled with dyspep-
STA
MY husband is subject to seasick-
ness, captain" she remarked. "Could
5ou tell me what 10 do In case OF an
attack
Inc captain replied: THAT won't
be necessary, madam; he'll do it.
New York World.
The Detroit times. [volume] (Detroit, Mich.) 1903-1920, 1914-01-23

The seedless lemon Is now to be at
tempted. The promoter can como out
OF this with nothing worse than a
lemon.
The dome of the capitol in Wash
ington has recently been renovated
also.
Kaiser Wilhelm engages daily In
saving wood, but not In saying moth.
ing.
Krause & Zimmerman are bill post.
The Detroit times. [volume] (Detroit, Mich.) 1903-1920, 1914-01-23
BY gibson GARDNER.

WASHINGTON. Jan. 23.-President
Wilson has accomplished the lmpos.
The Detroit times. [volume] (Detroit, Mich.) 1903-1920, 1914-01-23
Easy and Sure.

Joe-What Is the easiest way u
drive a nail without smashing my fin
The Detroit times. [volume] (Detroit, Mich.) 1903-1920, 1914-01-23

Josephine-Hold the hammer IL
both hards.--Ohio Sun Dial
The Detroit times. [volume] (Detroit, Mich.) 1903-1920, 1914-01-23
From Another Point of VieW

After seeing
fellow
The Detroit times. [volume] (Detroit, Mich.) 1903-1920, 1914-01-23

There probably win never be cold
snap again like the one that winter
when il was 81 a ton.
The Detroit times. [volume] (Detroit, Mich.) 1903-1920, 1914-01-23
POPULAR SONG SUGGESTION
auto Show Specially.

"The Man Who Drives His Auto,
is the One We Have the Show
Fer"
The Detroit times. [volume] (Detroit, Mich.) 1903-1920, 1914-01-23
SAYINGS OF FAMOUS MEN

Gen. Shernan--"War Is not far
removed from the opinion not few
have Of married iife."
The Detroit times. [volume] (Detroit, Mich.) 1903-1920, 1914-01-23
philanthropy

Krause & Zimmerman are bill post.
The comet. (Johnson City, Tenn.) 1884-1916, 1914-09-24

FALL BRANCH.

Quite number from this place are
planning to attend the singing con-
vention at Love-Lace Saturday.
Miss Nellie Moulton has returned
home after delightful visit with rel
atives in Bristol and Johnson City.
Mrs. T. B. Keeper and son. Hugh,
of Limestone. spent few days with
her mother, Mrs. A. R. Moulton, Sr.
Vincent Shepherd, of Johnson City,
is visiting relatives here.
Mr.. and Mrs. T. L. Murrell and son,
Carl, and Sam Hall motored to Knox
vile this week.
J. w. Moulton was in Johnson City
this week.
Mrs. o. H. Shepherd improves very
slowly.
Mr.. Huddle, travelling salesman for
Craddock- Terry Shoe company, of
Roanoke. Va, spent Wednesday night,
here.
o. H. Shepherd made a business
trip to Noshiem this week.
The comet. (Johnson City, Tenn.) 1884-1916, 1914-09-24
NEW CHURCH TO Be
DEDICATED SUNDAY

DR.. J. Lynn Bachman, of Sweet
water, on next Sunday will dedicate
the new house of worship of the First
Presbyterian congregation in this city.
More than one year ago the construc-
ton of this edifice was commenced. 1t
occupies the site where the first house
of worship was built forty-four years
ago. This is one of the best churches
in the city, the cost being about $685.
900. The pulpit is in the west end of
the building and by the raising of the
rolling doors the entire building fronts
the speaker.
About 1,200 persons can be seated
when the various rooms and galleries
are occupied.
The comet. (Johnson City, Tenn.) 1884-1916, 1914-09-24
MRS. GROVER CLEVELAND
AND PARTY LEAVE ROME.

Rome, Sept 17.-(via Paris Sept
1S., THE steamer Tomasso Di Seiva
sailed from Genoa today with 400
passengers, mostly Americans, incird.
ing Mrs. Thomas J. Preston, Jr..
(Mrs. Grover Cleveland) and party.
Mrs. w. H. Bissell and Howard
Croker and his sisters who are TAX
ing the body Of their mother to New
Yory for burial.
The comet. (Johnson City, Tenn.) 1884-1916, 1914-09-24
WATAUCA.

| A large crowd went from here last
Wednesday to attend the burial Of
William Geisler at Bluff City.
/ Joseph February and son, of Jones'
boro, spent last Wednesday here fish
ing.
Mr.. and Mrs. James T. st. John and
children went to Greeneville last Sun
day.
NJ L. Scott, who went to the Memo
rial hospital at Johnson City by the
advice of his physician, returned
home yesterday convalescent.
Mrs. Della Scott, of Piney Flats,
spent the weekend with Mrs. Nova
Dean Gibson and sister. Mrs. frankie
McCrary.
Mr.. and Mrs. j. w. Smith, of Poplar
Ridge, and daughter spent Sunday
with Mr. and Mrs. j. C. Robertson.
Mrs. Frank Love and children, of
Erwin, after a week spent with rela-
tives, has returned home.
w. E. Morrell made business trip
to Johnson City Monday
Worley Linville and wife, of John
son City, have moved here and are oc-
cupying one of the Plummer houses.
S. s. Mottern is delivering a car of
fertilizer to the farmers.
Mrs. c. L. Harmon, of Bluff City,
and Mrs. Chas Davis, of Knoxville,
and her sister, Mrs. Williams, of Hot
Springs, Ark, are visiting Mr.. and
Mrs. B. N. Edwards.
Mrs. James Snapp, after visit to
her father, mother and sister, return
ed to her home near Piney Flats.
Mrs. John J. Lilly, after a weeks
visit to her son, Frank l.. Lilly, re-
turned home Monday from Bluff City.
Bill Buck, of Jonesboro, came UP
Monday on a visit to relatives in this
The farmers are beginning to cut
up their corn and take fodder.
Mrs. William Fox, of Carter addi-
ion of Johnson City. spent Sunday
here with relatives.
Leaves are falling. Babies don't
tall away while taking DR.. Fahrney's
1ppthin SVruD IT makes saD-hlOOd
The comet. (Johnson City, Tenn.) 1884-1916, 1914-09-24

See to it parents, that your little
folks meet with success in this under
taking. Success in after life may be
predicated to some extent on the sue
cess they have in this their first bust
ness venture, and on the experience
they secure in it. This may be small
undertaking from your standpoint, but
viewed from the child's angle it is an
important one.
The contest is growing every hour,
growing in strength from the fact
that the contestants are actively at
work today, who a week ago were
simply dreaming of doing something.
All should remember that there is
nothing to lose by working in this
contest because of the ten per cent
commission feature to non-winners.
This will amply repay anybody who
goes into this contest, for what they
do.
These little folks deserve and are
receiving much encouragement in
their efforts from the people of this
city. Business is good and every
business man is ready and willing to
help some little contestant with the
price of years subscription at this
time. They get the paper for the full
time paid for, so they are out nothing
while they have been the means of
making some boy or girl happy.
Put it up to them in this way and
watch the result.
The comet. (Johnson City, Tenn.) 1884-1916, 1914-09-24
JONESBORO.

Thomas and Horace Smith of Bris
toll, spent Sunday with their parents
Mr.. and Mrs. ]. C. H. Smith here.
Albert Tursler left last week fol
Milligan college where he will attend
school the ensuing year.
Chas. Griffith, of Knoxville, was the
guest of his mother, Mrs. ]. A. Boyd
Sunday.
Mrs. j. c. Berry and son, Walter
spent few days in the country this
week.
Gov. Jno. P. Smith, of the Soldiers
Home, was the guest of his daughter
Mrs. w. s. Hickey, Monday evening.
Capt. Kyle King was here from the
Home Monday.
Mrs Ben Barley and little son,
who have been spending sometime
with her mother, Mrs. S. e. Butler, re-
turned to her home in Knoxville Sun
day
j. j. White, a government official of
Washington, was visitor here the
past week.
NJ. d. Whitlock, of Denton, Texas,
spent 4 few days here last week
Mrs. O. NJ. Mitchell, of Waycross,
Ga, is the guest or relatives here.
Mrs. J. C. Eckles, of Newark, N. j.,
was a recent visitor here.
Mrs. S. S. Kirkpatrick, Mrs S. D.
Laird and Mrs. Geo. Cook are spend
ing few days with Mrs. Geo. Pan
hurst, at Ducktown.
Mrs. Lawrence Mems and little
daughter, who were the guests of Mrs.
Carter Deadrick, have returned to
their home in Brooklyn.
Mrs N. N. Warlick had as her guest
the past week, Mrs. Ollie Thurman, of
Johnson City.
Miss Margaret Slemons has entered
Georgetown college at Georgetown,
Ky.
Miss Ethel Smith, of Johnson City,
was the guest of her sister. Mrs. w.
S. Hickey, the past week
Miss Mary Nell Dosser. of Johnson
City, spent a few days the past week
here with friends.
Miss Mamie Anderson, of Lebanon,
Va, will spend a few days with Mr..
and Mrs. Jno. l.. Davis.
Misses Thomas entertained at their
home Thursday evening in compliment
to a number of friends.
Mrs. ]. A. Belvin returned to her
home at Richmond, Va, after spending
sometime with her mother. Mrs. A. S.
Deadrick.
Mr.. Gregg Susong, of North Caro-
lima, spent last week with his sister,
Mrs. A. c. Hoss.
Mrs. j. H. Peoples and children
Joined Mr. Peoples in Morristown the
The comet. (Johnson City, Tenn.) 1884-1916, 1914-09-24
COURTS AID CALLED
TO SETTLE DISPUTE.

Bristol, Tenn, Sept. 22.-The Nor
folk and Western Railway company,
through it's attorney, H. E. Widener,
has brought suit in the federal court
at Abingdon against the Clinchfield
Coal Corporation. seeking to recover
a freight bill of IS. 1t is stated that
neither side was willing to compro-
mise because of an alleged point in
volved, which it is desired to have the
court construe.
The comet. (Johnson City, Tenn.) 1884-1916, 1914-09-24

past week where they will make their
future home.
Mrs. j. F. Ford, of Asheville, was a
visitor here last week.
Mr.. and Mrs. w. E. May and Mrs.
R. E. Lester are enjoying a visit in
New Yory city.
Mrs. j. W. Hoss has returned from
pleasant visit in Washington.
Mr.. and Mrs. E. S. Cox visited Jear-
oldstown the past week.
The comet. (Johnson City, Tenn.) 1884-1916, 1914-09-24
SPECIAL ELECTION.

By virtue of the authority vested in
us as election commissioners for
Washington county, Tenn, special
election will be held on Tuesday,
November 3, 1914 in the 9Th civil dis
drict of Washington county for the
purpose of electing justice of the
peace for said district to fill out the
term of J. L. Humphreys,
resigned. The election will be held
at the same time and place and by the
same officers and in the same ballot
box as the general election on that
date.
This Sept. "a, 1914.
E. C. REEVES.
P. H. WOFFORD.
w. M. HYDER.
Commissioners OF Election for wash
Ington county. 49,
The comet. (Johnson City, Tenn.) 1884-1916, 1914-09-24
WILSON'S GRATITUDE TO
CONGRESS- FOR SYMPATHY.

Washington, Sept. 22.-President
Wilson has expressed to congress his
appreciation for the resolutions of
sympathy passed at the time of Mrs.
Wilson's death. His message in part
said
ut was very gracious of you to
think of me in my hour of deep Attic
ton and l thank you with sincere
gratitude. 1t is comforting to me to
think we are comrades in the conduct
of life as in the conduct of the nations
business"
The comet. (Johnson City, Tenn.) 1884-1916, 1914-09-24
CONTESTANTS
WANTING PONY

"Nothin succeeds like success"
Foolish saying, isn't it? but it is a
true one nevertheless The boys and
girls who are actively at work in the
pony contest will tell you so. Those
who went to work and met with sue
cess are the ones who are accomplish
ing the most today.
The comet. (Johnson City, Tenn.) 1884-1916, 1914-09-24
FALL BRANCH HIGH SCHOOL
MAKING FINE PROGRESS

The high school at Fall Branch is
making fine progress. For almost 100
years 4 good school has been main
tanned at this place, which is sur
rounded by fine farming section.
Prof. 5. R. williams. of Maryville,
college, is principal. He is assisted
by Misses Allen, Armstrong, Wells,
and Morgan. The enrolment is $50.
The comet. (Johnson City, Tenn.) 1884-1916, 1914-09-24
COL. j. L. A. STERCHI
SERIOUSLY INJURED.

Col. ]. L. A. Sterchi, who was in
jured by fall from a street car a
week ago. has remained unconscious
since twelve hours after the accident.
Journal and Tribune.
Col. Sterchi is the father of Mr.. l..
A. Sterchi OF this city.
The comet. (Johnson City, Tenn.) 1884-1916, 1914-09-24
FLOURYHLE.
WATAUGA.

Thaddeus Hale .................-...-..... 10.
The comet. (Johnson City, Tenn.) 1884-1916, 1914-09-24
SOLDIERS HOME.

John Donnelly --.-.-.-.--..-.,..-..--..-. 44t
Viola Mathes .....--.....--................. All
The comet. (Johnson City, Tenn.) 1884-1916, 1914-09-24
MILLIGAN.

w. M. Underwood. 2175
Oscar NJ. Tain, Jr..........-...... 1850
The comet. (Johnson City, Tenn.) 1884-1916, 1914-09-24

COMMISSIONERS OF Election Tor Wash
ington county. 49,
Tulsa daily world. [volume] (Tulsa, Indian Territory [Okla.]) 1905-1919, 1914-12-30
AMERICAN PSYCHOLOGY TO DATE
Remarkable Change Noted Since the
Election Results We're Printed.

Some considerable time ago the
people of one of the greatest nations
of the earth were instructed, by one OF
their foremost authorities, that the
sensation OF vacancy I'm their personal
Interiors was merely psychological.
Having, fundamentally, considerable
respect for their rulers and governors
they concealed a smile; and proceeded
to do the best they could, where what
they optimistically call their represen-
tatives would let them.
But since the election there is a
hange, which might fairly be called
psychological, If the world had not
been dragged down to the level OF the
comic papers. Certainly there is tan
Rible Improvement also The exchange
situation Is clearing, ana without Il
free exchange market International
banking Is virtually impossible. With
out such a market call money is not
really available But it can be OBJ
aimed now; and could probably be OBJ
taincd more freely If Well-meaning
people in Washington would leave the
freest market in the world TO regulate
itself The loaning rate can no more
be- modified by legislation, ordinance
or treasury rule than the law of gravi-
tation.
Exports are improving also. But
the most important consideration. for
the moment at least, is the change in
representation In congress, whereby
the nominal majority becomes impO-
tent for wcd-meaning but ill-adWsed
measures to regulate what IL does not
begin TO understand. Bankers are
feeling this Before the election they
were scared Of any proposition to re-
open the stock exchange. Now they
welcome suggestions, and give them
practical consideration. Before the
election they were inclined to shut
down. lest worse thing might befall
them. Now they want to open up
and face fate bravely.
This is the kind OF psychology
/ America can understand. As a people
we are not accustomed TO taking even
the blows Of Fate lying down. AS
/ lfipling says, we are prepared ito
match with destiny for beers" SpeCu-
lation is inherent In the American
spirit, and has never achieved the dig
nified place in human consideration
1t deserves. 1t is part Of the creative
] instinct Of man.
/ Here II some real psychology with
practical bearing upon wider en-
/ ployment and return to normal CON
ditions Of industry, Wall Street Jour
nal
Tulsa daily world. [volume] (Tulsa, Indian Territory [Okla.]) 1905-1919, 1914-12-30
OPEN The WAY FOR
ACTION ON WATER
REPORT IN A WEEK


.., .,. . .... l,.
~ '.'''' "'''' '"''''"h "' ''o
. city commission held yesterday att
cruoun every member of the city COM
|missl,, ,pr,rd T., u,, sippi,g If tho
trrt.t'l, ropfr,r u.bl.b rbc l,yne
A unv,Iar ~ uf IInustnp ls,n.udad
,s urot.rtlon hrfors th.t arm .borlJ
submit MS data am n yuar,nt,rd yyater
sup,Iy fnr T,iI,a n,nt.,n Uos
nass,d instrugtinp f. Nt,rtIn r,nro-
srpttup The I.avn, a u"NIrr ~ to
.uIIpIrnt, to n memErr of tbnt
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Tulsa daily world. [volume] (Tulsa, Indian Territory [Okla.]) 1905-1919, 1914-12-30
COTTON

NEW YORK Dec 20 Cotton showed "a
reactiouary tendency during Today s trading
as % result of realizing and predictions that
the filing Of Decumhcr export engagements
would be followed by lull in the spot
demand The close was steady net un.
changed to four points lower.
The opening was firm az nm advance Of
one TO four points and active moUths sold
about five 10 six points net higher during
the early trading on renewal Of the recent
buyiug movement. Liverpool did not full}
respond 10 the local advances Of the previous
day but the cables made % fairly steady
showing md at the start there appeared to
hp some further huyiHg for foreign account
Offerings increased ON the advance, which
carried the active months into nigh ground
for the movement however and the marAti
soon turned easier.
Reports Of frcer spot offerings from east
elu sections Of the belt AND some scattered
selling for southern account probably IN
creased the disposition 10 take profits ON
long cotton. and the market became rather
nervous and unsettled during the carly
afternoon, when active months worked some
seven 10 eight points under the ClOsing fig
ures Of last night There was an aggressive
pres sure however and the decline was
checked by covering or renewed investment
buying with the close showing rallies oi
several points particularly ON the latter
months
Il vus reported that the shippers of q
cotton cargo Of about ten thousand bales eN
pected to clear from here for Bremen 10
night intending 10 sell it upon its arr val
in Germany According 10 last accounts,
American middlng is bringing about ~ cents
d pound in the Bremen market.
Tulsa daily world. [volume] (Tulsa, Indian Territory [Okla.]) 1905-1919, 1914-12-30

IF women voted there would be no
moro war" said Mrs mez Milholland
Boisscvain Women would have
voted too, long since, but for the
libels circulated about her every
where.
And yet every one Of these libcis
Is easy TO disprove-as easy as the
slandered wife found It.
This wife asked her husband to
tell her the details Of new partner
ship that he had entered into, but he
shook his head and said, pompousy.
no, Jane. no; it's too important.
! must not tell you II wouldn't do.
You women can't Keep a secret
Can't we, John?' poor Jane an
swcred, with n kind Of quiet bitter
ness. Can't we, dear And yet when
have / ever told anybody about the
night you took 81 out Of Willie's bank,
and got tight, and were arrested and
tned for insulting chorus girl|"