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Der Deutsche correspondent. [volume] (Baltimore, Md.) 1841-1918, 1914-07-19

8liitle ac6rodt. 9lns Der G6e iino
bier auoer cniiproiieu rnO 5mar cil
So6u nn0 orci S6hter, bon oenen
Orei pcrbeiraiGct lm0.
&err Seipp mar in oieiem @intar
chpa orei 2Ronaie lang re1t lcioeno.
III a6er wieOcr DoIllianoig bergeIteIIt
uno 9offt in ieiucm neueu @eim nod
oni cinen iorgloieu mO gcnIiitbliten
9c6cnSo6cnD.
Sr Scipp 1T Wlitglico scr n@D.
tbios Sitter DER u6reimourcr"
oer u%cptaiop9cu" oes uD'aeil4
%ereins" lmo onocrcr @cicllimoften.
Der Deutsche correspondent. [volume] (Baltimore, Md.) 1841-1918, 1914-07-19
on lu1dlenIIIde OIeInn6leItgberidlI.

5duittcr 200 foroerte in DER per-
iloIlencn @o6c 2tO Spicr.
3obIrcide fleinc amoer Der
Giarrboc crlcseu. 6unf 5eI6lt-
moroc lm0 orci Roroc in cncr
ISOLDE. - 2S2 @cburten.
Gcnr 9eridt oeg @ciuuobcits Ge.
portcmcntS 8ufoIae Itor6cu in ser
pcrfloiicncu ISOLDE 210 Ecrloueu inl
%cr9Icid 5u 220 III Scr corrclponoi.
ren0cn @ocbc ocs @oriobreS. Qie
6ouptiddliAIten Soocsuriohen ma.
rcu: acudbuiteu T. Dipbtberitis 4,
EubcrcllIoiis 70, arcbs 8, Seianus
4 Ser5Ici0cn %. 9ron6itis 2. Gun.
gcucnt5iinoimg 8. Giarrboe tSEinoct
inter . Sobrcm 81. 9riabt'ide glic.
renfrouf1eit 16. SdwGbe nah Der
5cburt f3. 9lltersihw1de A,
Scl6ltmoroc 5. llnfdae 8 uno 91oroe
3. SSm Ban Sieiu.gIipl ltorbcn 20
gerionem in oci Noipitdlcrn Al imo
A IN ouoeren Snltititen. Sm @on'
5cn mlroeii % GoronerS Snqueile
cbgcbnltcn.
Nohitebcnoe onitedcn0e arantbel'
ten puroen i'm GergIeid 81 oerleIbcn
gSo6e ocs So6res 1913 sur 9lnnel.
S,,,,, fohrofht.
Der Deutsche correspondent. [volume] (Baltimore, Md.) 1841-1918, 1914-07-19
,In 6cidJaNlidICr 3lN6C.T

Sm 0ouic 9ir. 1926, CitGliDer.
straBc, 1at iid9 @err &o6u Seipp,
ser 0or 0rci Sa6rci Oas set icincr
Goloeaen Noa5eit be9ina NIT iciuer
Satin na6 lon0cr mo erfolgrcider
G6dtioicit 3ir 9lu6e aeictt 9err
Scipp lit elmer ser ilieiieu Oertiden
@iirger Ger Sta0t nnO fam bereitS
i'm Sabre 1857 ali Dem ScgellNili
.Guismrg in 0en 9altmorer Sa-
fcu. Seine 9l6iidt uatb oenl 9Seilea
3u ae1el iii6rte Nerr Scipp nid5
ans, ion0ern 6lie6 aui 9[uroi5eN iei.
uer 6reun0e in}iits6arg5 mo trat
Der Deutsche correspondent. [volume] (Baltimore, Md.) 1841-1918, 1914-07-19
C8rlN fiir ,.Npnle llnIe.n

gIm udditen 0onnerito9 finoet Inn
S ll6r gl6en0s I'M Sotel SoBce cine
&crionnlung DER pereinieten iri-
idcn @cicllidoiten itott, sic sen
Slped bobcn ioII @eIOmittel sur
9(rmirune rno gquippirne Der
iriihen @olont6re in SrlonO auf5u.
bringen. Oen &oriib iiibrt Nerr
Scbn y. Gunninabom imo untcr Oen
9ieoncru Ocs glbenos limo folsenoC
&crrcn III 9lusiitht gcnommen Sbo.
mas 8. %cld, Goworo Srainor
SbomoS Subj un0 So6n =. 0ogle.
Der Deutsche correspondent. [volume] (Baltimore, Md.) 1841-1918, 1914-07-19
..Mmnnn Cnf.llnrf z

llntcr 2citiug ocs @rn Sobn g.
Soriou fin0et Sonntoas Sacreb.
CONCERT nit einem ouserleicnen 9Sro.
qroum i'm @pnnn Sot.& &ort itott
Der iit6 BON je6er bcrm 9Sublitum
elmer groBcu @cIiebtbeit erfreut bot
0ic gluSfiibrunscn I'M Sreicn bicten
in 0iCier g9oMe elm bcionoereS abs
rchslnnaSrciheS @rogranim bar.
Inter oeu aiinitlern sic fommenoe
SSohe bel Den 9lufiibruugen inn
8reien nitmirfen iino oie @ebriloer
Carroll. @loreie &oier, uno 9lI.
&ioeemau. Gie @oritenungen iin-
cen toslih i'm 4.3O glohmittoes IL.
$50 9lbeuos itott. guoer. uno @lo.
torboote, GoriiiieI rmo Gip goce"
geitolten Den 9lnfentbolt in @wpnn
Sot eemciniom nit ouoeren Der.
lireuiIueen 81 Dem augencbmlieu IN
cincm Sta0tporf Don Baltimore.
9SaRe sur 9lciie iu's glnSlanh beiorai
i s.. Naine, 9ir. l13, ChH Baltimore Sir,
nnhc Nnitpm Nonic glpe.
Der Deutsche correspondent. [volume] (Baltimore, Md.) 1841-1918, 1914-07-19

Gie Goriii6runq OeS Dramas ser
S6opflng, Die Dcrganaene Ssod)e IN
Der n2iuiif-2ltoOenic" bcgouueu bat.
miro in Oicier gSoMe in Der gleiten
@cile iorigeiett pcroen. ga adj
StuuOcn Na5n crioroerli9 iin0, nm
Dos gan5c Grogranm uou Der critcu
Gntitc6lNg ocs 9|c6cliireiicns bis 5nr
@c1euwart in 9(ugcnimcin 81 ne6-
men, 10 mnB sic &oriii6ruua in cii-
6elucu E6eilcn criolgeu Ter cause
Slim Der cine 9dnge bon me6r ais
3mei @leiIcn beiibt 3cri0at in iolgcn-
Oe bier llntcrabt0cihmgen:
I. 16eiie %om 9cginn Der
S40pilng bis SIR 3eit 9lbra6nm's
,. G6eil Bon N}cIdiic0ec bis
5ur bnbDloniiMcn @eiangeuiHait.
8. Ebeil &on Gonicl bis SIR
gliierItc6ung G6riiii.
4. G6cil Son Der 9llsgieBuHg
oe5 @cili9cn &eiiicS bis 5ur GHhuide-
liulg Der c5riiili4eu air6e in Ger
@egcnuort.
Ger ber0eiicIltc Slim lit OaS 9le-
iultat zines eingebcuOcn StuOitmS
Der Deutsche correspondent. [volume] (Baltimore, Md.) 1841-1918, 1914-07-19

0ort in cine Grauerei ein. Bon gli'
lang an na6m @err Seipp re9eu glrt
t6eil on Ocm geieliAaitli&en Sepen
icincr 91H0sleuie lmO mar Gin iebre'
lanacs ircucS @iit9lieo eIles oortl,
Gen 0eatida Iurn lnO @elan9pcr'
cins. 9lm i3. glpril 1861 iolate
@crr Scipp 0em 2luiruie oes &rali.
ocutcu 9l6ra1an SiHcolu mo lieB liN
bercits orci Gage ipdtcr nit Den Snr.
ucru lmo Sduaegn BON 9lleabanp
Git0 9Rn., in NarriSbNrg onnnnlerll.
glld ocul 5weitcn 9lui 5u Der SABINE
fnlnte SER Seipp pic0er lnper1lI1.
Der Deutsche correspondent. [volume] (Baltimore, Md.) 1841-1918, 1914-07-19

G6eile oapon iinO Scenen bon 0em
9lbcnoma6l. Dem Giu5ug G6riiti IN
Seriliolen Oas lebte @e6ct in Dem
Torten bon @ei6icmoue, Die Ser'
1au0lmg por FilahIe uno euolib ole
&rcu5iguug.
Ger iolaenoc E6eil Donoclt BON oell
critcu Sa9r6lmoertcn oes G1rilicn'
t1uns, oon scr 9nlSgicbung oeS ST.
&eitcs auf Die 2lpoiicl bis 5u oen
G6rilcnperiolalnigcn Gicier NbeIl
cuoet NIT ser aroBeu ueroniidcn @er'
iclluHg in Scr 9reua ocs Girtns
0aginuis.
I'm pradtiacu 9ilOern miro 0aml
oia mciiere Gnhpidehug5gcididte
oes G6riiicnt6rms in i9rcu wibtig-
ten @rcigniiier wie0cr9e9ebcn lno
crm6aliAi 10 Seoem encn lleberblid
ilbcr cincn Der ipic6tigiten 6aftoren
Ser mcai0G6eu @einihte gSic be.
reits enud9lt tcbcn oieleSorli'Drlll'
lcu iuitcr Dem @rotciiorat Der pNSl-
ternotionolcu 9ibelioriCber @elell-
iAaii" uno ae0en auc6 bon i6r aus.
Ger Giutriit 3il oeu &oriii6rngen 1T
meulaeltliN. Oic ocH 3ued boben
loQcu, ocn @lalben ou Ole 9ibel 81
crrcitcru mo 5r wcder. Eic Sor-
iiibrugen balieu iit6 iirens an oie
9tuiioiiuna Oer SeiligcE Sdriit ln0
iucrocu iiHcr III slaen bic Den %or-
iiihumael bcigepobnt 6aben mande
eiu0rlGsuoae @eiAidjte oes <en
ut0 Ncuer EcitomcntcS wieoer ali'
igiiNcn.
Iic &oriii6run9en iinoen bis 5nm
8 9nauii 5mci @lol t6glid Hott in0
5wor 9lahniittaaS 8 llbr luo slbcnos
| S ll6r
Der Deutsche correspondent. [volume] (Baltimore, Md.) 1841-1918, 1914-07-19

imO peiuIi@ 9enouer Griorinlmaeu
in Den Crten Scr je,peiligcl 6ono-
lung. Gcrirctcr Der u3iteruati0na-
len 9i6eliorider %eicli@ait4 6aben
chua Orei Sabre laua Gbina, Sopan
Die g6ilippiucn &nOicn rnO 9lirita
bcrciit umO uicle intereiiontc @ilOcr
ouigeuomnen Die nit Ocm Inn Neili-
Der Deutsche correspondent. [volume] (Baltimore, Md.) 1841-1918, 1914-07-19
SOnutags.Gousert i'm o9rniS Gill
@arf.n

Sir oas 6eltigc Sountoas Gon'
3ert I'M uDruiO Sia Sort" Don 5
bis Z ll6r, bat @rof. Gan. 6eIo.
monn foIseioes @roaramm ouige.
iteat:
1. Sod5eitsmorih bon @lcuoels.
io6u.
.. Ouocrtiirc, atst2~, bon Gidoi-
fomsfg.
3. Cine Sunoresfe. BON Ghorof-
3, q, @unoresfe, Goorof b, ga
totiuo, SRoff.
A. ScIcction ans oGormcn" BON
@i8ct.
5. air6enelodcu Solo, uS6e SolO
GitD," bon 9lOoms, (Sr Goworo y,
@oteIep.)
.. llnbolIenoctr Symphonic
(9meero Wiooeroto ono glnOonte Gon
Dloto), BON SCHUBERT.
z. Sanitation a Ia @oIic,~ BON
ggeber.
8. Gonet.SoIo, nYiu heort at TIN
inject poice." ans .Sanion mo Da.
liIob, BON ct. Socns. (0r HoD'
mono 6eIomoun)
9. GboroL .,2et oil men proiic
tbe 2oro, BON N}cnoeIsiobn
10. 9orologu.
Der Deutsche correspondent. [volume] (Baltimore, Md.) 1841-1918, 1914-07-19

oa0erer Serr Sibtno Ser Deri1ie-
oencn Nlusibiiiie
s ll6r 9l6cn0s "A CeiientliGe W}ai-
lcnperiouinlling Scr SSiinglinge in
Der Ct Soiep69 &oGe. - @ciong
Dor lmO noo6 Oen Souptreoeu, 0e6ol-
ten BON %otcr &C. 9om6olt, 9}a6ua,
So, unO &rn. 9uOcn} Don Ser Sen
troIlicae, ct. Souis lRo.
Gienltog ocn If. 9lu9uit s
ll5r alorgcns: SolcuneS 9lcqucn
tiir Die peritor6cucn Afitalieocr oss
Central GereinS in Der ct. @6ilo.
lnena Stride IA. StroBe uuo 9ibcr-
tp-Sloenne, Niarrer 5. SoneS User
nert.
3 ll6r @ci@ditsiiblng in 0cr1t.
Solep6s 56ul6ouc EeorlilroBc.
nit Hcicrot.
2 ll5r gldhuiitogS Il @eiGdftSii.
sung nit 9icfcrot.
8 ll6r 9l6euoS Scifenilidc @loi.
lcnperiomnlnng iiir Sralen nnO
Sin9irouen in ser ct. SSoiep6S-
SGul6dac, 9icOner @otcr u. 6u6r,
@oroenia Gal, ino 6rol N}ario 81
Gic6euloub, gric, ga.
SOlithpo6. oen II. -9nauit - S ll6r
9lor1ens Seicrlir6cr Gonfiogungs
@ottcsOienit in Der CT. 9luguiiiuuSs
Stride 81 StroBe 5wiiGeu Butler
StraBe nnO &enn 9lpenic; 4iar-
rcr Soiep6 9lnton,
8 ll6r @ci6GitsiBung plit 9iefes
rat in Der ct. Soiep6s 5Mul6alle.
9eamteupa9l umo SdluB. 9lcie'
rate fir ocn Central &erein; Sr.
0eorg Stel5le, @linncopolis, Olut,
mo 0r. i. q. Gcnfcl, 0ireftor Der
GentrolitcGe, ct. 9oliS, DO.
9iobntitta9s 9ootin6rt nno &c.
ie0ige llnter6altmg.
@iiiionsfeiti # in @oroen'
O1llc.
Sellte, Sonntog, I'M bolb eli llDr
9Sornittags, fin0ct Gin @liiiiousieit
IN Der cpang. .hub. sycrulolcmslir@e
an scr 0cloir-9iooo in @aroenOille
ratt Dic 9leOner limo: &aitor q. s.
gl,ro0orf Der Secllorger, fcrner Hp-
| ltor Or. g9olL scr @cnerolS
tGr Scr SciocnniiiiorS@ @e66roc Der
General. Spnooe, lm0 &oitor SSreu'
0enrcid6 bon Gor0oOo, DO. Scr Gbor
lno oos Srcbciter 9uben gcei9nctc
W1ulif einocil6t. g(ub miro oil Die.
fcn Soae 0ic ncue clettril6c Nrges
punpc gum criten @toIe ge6roltdt
roeroen. 0ieicl6e iit bon Srn %ouis
N}iIer, Baltimore, 9cliefcrt. II Scr
i66rlidc 9hlSflus Ser Sonntogs'
ihulc acbt nod 6oirpicw. Der Gonl.
pier aaittu auigbt1 miro @littpod
I'M 8 ll6r W1or9eus mo . ll6r glodl.
n1ittoqs ole Die meIdle lidl bet0ei
liecu noacn ON 6uBe oeS Yrooo
mop o69oIcn.
Der Deutsche correspondent. [volume] (Baltimore, Md.) 1841-1918, 1914-07-19

9lit ser groRen glrmcc ueTcllilet.
@eitcrn Nlorgcn 10 llbr wuroe
Nsiaiom 6ro5er BON 9faipcburg elm
Wctcron ser lluipnglrmee, pom 0ou'
ic lcincs gleficn G1arlcS 0onaba-
oo0 aus. auf Dem 91oulit Glipet
SricO6oie bccroiet. Der @erltorbe'
ne mar elm 9lngeiteatcr Der Solti
more & Ghio Giienba0n mo nobn
ma6rcn0 ocs 9iirgertriegcs an Den
5mladtcu pon Bull &uN @ctips
hlfra in0 G6ouccllorsoiilc i0cil- Gr
mar Gin 1litglc0 oer Gompagnic y,
ocs 5. u. g aoOollcrie.9legunents-
Der Deutsche correspondent. [volume] (Baltimore, Md.) 1841-1918, 1914-07-19

gln @cburten iurrocn insgeldmnt
2S2 sur 9lnmeloung gebradlt onruns
ter 2lS g8eiBe uno "a gleaer; 1853
iooren m1nnlihcn uno 1919 weibli.
den @eihlehtS.
Der Deutsche correspondent. [volume] (Baltimore, Md.) 1841-1918, 1914-07-19

lid5 mo ,ging oieieS 0lal ais In9er
G1cnonn, inS 1elo Eeun I'M Sabre
1861 boite en- gleid naA iciner 9liid.
fe6r aus Dem 6eloe, iciner icbt uod9
le6enocu @ottin Die NonO sum Se-
6ens6lmoe aercidt pd6reno Serr
Scipp Dem 9iuie icines neneR Batter
lan0es iol8te, begamn ieiue @attin
i'm Nalie 9lr. 1925, Sit-9faoiion-
StraBe. Gin @rocerp-%eiddit. ylad
9lbloui ieiucr Oieuiijeit, bic Scrr
Seipp i'm @eiolae Oes Guartiermei-
tiers oboieute, fe6rte cr nod 9olti-
more 5uriic nno BAT in iabrclanger
fleiBger 9lr6cit scneiuian nit leiner
Satin Oas @cih1it 81 ouiebnlider
Der Deutsche correspondent. [volume] (Baltimore, Md.) 1841-1918, 1914-07-19
lSicnic im ngnn s6pre.l .llarf.n

@ie 9lngeltcllteu Der 6irmo &no.
lie Bros. Snc., ira6er sic @loicitic
Shirt Go., bieItcu ocileru 9lo@mit.
tao i'm @a0 Store @orf ibr jd6rli.
des Sgicnic. Ginioc Dunoert glnge-
itcQtc perlicBen 10 llbr sQlorgens IN
10 Spe5ialwogcn Scr StroBcnbo6a'
@eicaiNaft ole Stoot an 0er Soio-
GRO uno 6ranflin StroBe, lno iuD,
rem bel Singen rn0 Subel nah Dem
NicnicploB @ei Sm5 mo Spicl
Derilonen Die 9iohmittooSitnOeu
ie6r roi@ imo bel 9ln6ru6 Ger 0un.
tcl0eit fli6ren Die S6eilncbncr in be.
iicr Stimmng nod @ollic.
Der Deutsche correspondent. [volume] (Baltimore, Md.) 1841-1918, 1914-07-19

g,6pnncntcn, bic bcu oScuiidlcn Gprrcs
ipDnocntcu" nidlt piinftlid Docr nnrcgcI-
miHis crgalirn, iiuO gcbeiCu, ocr CiFlcs
0npOu per zclepb0n c0cr IdJriliN& S1Ss'
iseiIung 81 mntcu.
Der Deutsche correspondent. [volume] (Baltimore, Md.) 1841-1918, 1914-07-19

@aKe sur Mciie in'e glnSlanh bciDrai
s.. Raine, 9r. li3, Ch Hnlnmprg ctr,
unhc Nnitum Sonlc gIpe.
Der Deutsche correspondent. [volume] (Baltimore, Md.) 1841-1918, 1914-07-19
airdlidcs.

Tie 3cit Ocr GonOcntioncu uno Ga
gerperiomnlungcu.-Siele 9Src-
bigger in Der Sommcrfriibe. II
Cardinal @i6bons bcgebt Oicic
2 ISOLDE ieincn so. @cburtStos. -
Gos Erogronm fir Oie GonOcn-
! tion Ger &otbolifen in @iits-
bnrsb. IT Gonoention Der cOon-
eelii6cu Sigo in Baltimore.
The midland journal., 1914-06-12
SUGGESTIONS FOR ICE TRUST
just Few Reasons Why There
Should BE an Advance II Price
of Summer Necessity,

The ice trust having offered a silver
loving-cup for the best excuse which
might be invented for raising the
price Of ice after the cold winter, we
hopefully submit the following:
1. The ice being so thick and heavy,
it costs more to handle it.
2. The blocks are so large that there
is great waste In cutting them up for
the retail trade.
3. The ice is SO cold it freezes solid
in the storage houses and is very diff
cult to get out.
4. As the winter has been so cold,
the summer will necessarily be very
hot, and the demand for ice very
great. so that 1t is doubtful If there
will be enough to go around.
5. The ice being extra thick, extra
cold, and extra quality all through, it
is only proper that an extra price
should be demanded.
8. The price of ice never had any
relation to the cost of production, any
how.-Life.
The midland journal., 1914-06-12
EntraneIna Bird Melody.

1 had dropped in at one Of our big
downtown grocery stores to buy the
makings of Welsh bunny when
heard from a gilded cage in the win
dow the sweetest bird song in the
world. was reminded of all Words
worth and Shelley had written about
skylarks. The liquid melody rippled
and trilled from the small throat as
If the little captive was singing praises
to the morning sun instead of to the
grapefruit piled SO fragrantly aon the
counter. TIE tiny warbler was GER
tainly throwing his whole soul into
the song. 1t conjured up visions of
shady forests and of leafy glades.
There was certain tropical warmth
in the lyric that was new.
What a remarkable canaryl" OBJ
served to the proprietor.
"Oh. that isn't canary" he replied.
tits an Indian thrush"
Kipling has described the music OF
the Indian thrush. whose song is the
rarest OF all tropical bird songs. Few
of us in this climate. however, have
had the exquisite pleasure of listening
to such madrigal.-Chicago Inter
Ocean.
The midland journal., 1914-06-12

"One summer / chanced to be back
In the ridges OF Tennessee,V said
United States Senator Blair Lee Of
Maryland, as he leaned back in his
chair, "and couple of mountaineers
got into an argument. High words
led to blows. and one Of the men was
killed. One of the party volunteered
to ride on ahead to the dead mans
cabin and break the news to the
widow.
"She was seated at table eating
apple-dumplings when the man rode
up He broke the news as gently as
possible. The woman listened quietly
with dumping poised in the air half
way to her mouth. When the man had
finished, she stuffed the dumping into
her mouth and said:
"'You-all jest wait till finish this
hyer dumplin' an then you-all'll hear
some hollerin''"
The midland journal., 1914-06-12
HEAD ITCHED AND BURNED

604 Greenville Ave-, Staunton, Va
my head broke out in pimples which
festered. It itched me so that /
would scratch 1t till my head got al
most in raw sore. MY hair came out
gradually and 1t was dry and lifeless.
Dandruff fell on my coat collar till !
was ashamed Of it. My head had been
that way all summer, itching and
burning till / couldn't sleep in any
peace
II tried salves but 1t looked like
they made it worse. I got but
1t did me no good so got a cake of
Cuticura Soap and box of the Cuticura
Ointment and you don't know what a
relief they gave me. In two weeks my
head was well" (Signed) ]. L. Smith.
Oct. 28, 1912.
Cuticura Soap and Ointment sold
throughout the world. Sample of each
Tree, with 32-p. Skin Book Address post
card "Cuticura. Dept L, Boston. ADV.
The midland journal., 1914-06-12

per. now settled down to a Thirty
Years War with all of the Attendant
Horrors.
The only time the Dove of Peace
really Lit was when they had Com
pany.
Then they would Dear each other
until the Premises became Sticky and
she would even coax up Ripple of
Fake Laughter when he pulled some
Wheeze that used to go Great the Year
they were engaged. But the Moment
the last Guest closed the Front Door
the Dove of Peace would beat 1t and
another domestic Gettysburg would
drive the Servants to Cover.
After this had been going on for sew
eral Seasons he happened to get hold
Of a Powerful Work written by a Pop
ular Novelist (Unmarried), who made
psychological Dissection of Wcm-
ans Soul and then preached Funeral
Sermon over the Dead Love that once
blossomed in the Heart of the Hero
ine.
After he read this Tragedy of flick
cred Romance he felt like Pup.
He perceived that he had been in
the Wrong.
The Novelist taught him that his
Cue was to bear with the Weaker Ves-
sci and to keep the Honeysuckle of
True Affection pruned and watered by
Devotion and 3acriflce.
Therefore. he made one large Vow
to cut out the Rough Stuff.
Next Morning when the Queen of
the Amazons put on her Paint and
Feathers and began to beat the big
War Drum there was Nothing Doing.
He refused to enter the blood
stained Arena and when she came aft
er him he fell over and took the
Count before Punch had been de-
.iivered.
Before starting for the ONCE he
Kissed her a couple Of times and gave
her some Massage Treatment around
the Shoulder Blades and called her
'Toots'-a Term of Endearment which
bad been rusting on the Shelf ever
since they used it at Niagara Falls.
She was so dazed by this Reversal
Of Form that she peeked from the
Front Window and watched him clear
TO the Corner. convinced that he was
on his way to meet Another Woman.
He came home that Evening with a
Jar Of Candied Nuts and when Mrs.
Simon Legree demanded the Name OF
ahA Huasy he simply pulled q Yearn.
The midland journal., 1914-06-12
CITY OF MONUMENTS
French Capital Very Interesting
in This Respect.
Every Highway and Garden Appears
But the Background for Work Of
Art--Tcmb Of Napoleon IN
spires Patriotic Feeling.

Paris-Paris is so full of interesting
monuments that it is never-ending
delight to wander aimlessly about the
town In order to be surprised by some
graceful nymph In bronze or some
handsome god in stone. Every high
way and garden appears but the back
ground for work of art designed to
please the eye sensitive to beauty.
Whatever be the nature of the Paris
monument. it seldom fails to inspire
some emotion. One cannot visit the
impressive tomb Of Napoleon at the
Invalides without feeling Of patriot
ism. The lovely fountain of Carpeaux,
In the Luxembourg gardens, is an in
spiration for the poet and dreamer;
and the Chapelle Expiatoire, in the
Rue des Mathurins, one of the least
known monuments of Paris. calls forth
tears of pity. It is hardly possible
to enter Chapelle Expiatoire without
a feeling Of sorrow for the indiscreet
butterfly who few too near the flame
of Destiny, the fascinating Madame
Deficit, the execrated Madame Veto Of
the pamphleteers
The edifice, which, unfortunately, is
not as beautiful as it might be, is the
work of the architects Percier and
Fontaine, and was erected shortly
, after the Restoration, on the site Of
the old burial ground of the Made
leine, where the victims of the insa-
table guillotine found their final rest
ing place. Here were the graves Of the
noble Swiss Guards, of beautiful Char
lotte Corday, of Philippe Egalite,
Madame Roland, Madame Dubarry.
Camille Desmoulins, Danton, Bailly
and many others, and here, too, the
bodies of Louis XVI and Marie An
toinette were hastily inferred in open
collins filled with Quicklime.
Had it not been for the loyalty Of
a few royalists the actual grave of the
king and queen might easily have been
lost in oblivion. AS it happened, the
spot was carefully noted and pur-
chased in 1895 by one Desclozeaux. In
1915, when the horrors of the revolu-
ton had passed like an evil dream, the
remains were disinterred, the skulls,
a few bones and the elastic metal gar
ters worn by the Inflated Autrichienne
at the time of her execution were re-
inferred at st. Denis with the respect
which had been denied them by the
Republic One and Indivisible; and the
original coffins, worth six francs each.
containing the dust of the king and
queen, were placed in the vault Illus
trated above. In the chapelle also are
two interesting groups in white mar
BILE. One represents the apotheosis OF
Louis XVI. The king is shown sup
ported by an angel, presumably in the
person Of Able Edgeworth saying the
immortal words, "Son of st. Louis,
ascend to heaven"
The statue Is exceedingly interest
ing by reason of the fact that 1t is
the only one Of Louis XVI in all Paris.
Affixed to the pedestal is a slab of
black marble, on which the will of the
unhappy monarch is reproduced in
gold letters.
The second group shows Marie An.
toinette kneeling at the foot Of q fig.
The midland journal., 1914-06-12
THE NEW FABLE or THE LIFE OF
THE PARTY.


was given to Captain of Industry
by some Friends looking for Orders.
The Chairman Of the Arrangements
Committee was popular Wine Push
er, consequently the volunteer Search
Parties were out for Three Days after,
gathering up the Dead.
Along about 1880, when every Per
feet Gentleman was neatly Stewed and
each Chandelier was doing a sinuous
Salome in time with the Hungarian
Orchestra. a Man connected with the
Jobbing Trade got up to say q Few
Words.
He was keyed to Concert Pitch and
the Audience was Piped and all the
old sure-fire Bokum of Sentimental
Nature simply Killed them in their
Seats.
When he Concluded. the hilarious
Bun Brothers, with the mussed-up
Hair and the twisted Shirt Bosoms,
arose to their Feet and waved Nap
kins and gave the Orator what he de-
scribed to his Wife at 2 A. M. as A
Novation.
Another Good man was spoiled.
After Herman made this goshawful
Hit with the Souses he became con-
vinced that he was an After-Dinner
Wit.
Gus Thomas and Simeon Ford had
nothing on him.
Whenever he found himself seated
at Table with other People and Food
being served he began to suck Loz
enges and classify his Anecdotes and
try to appear Unconcerned.
All the time he was simply waiting
for the Main Fluff to come up from be-
hind the Chrysanthemums and say.
I'VE have with us this evening
Then for the quiet Introduction. lead
ing up to the sparkling Mot and the
Tremolo Stop pulled all the Way out
ON the Pathos and a couple Of Depews
to put them in q Good Humor, CON
cluding with q Hypodermic of Hot
Mush.
If the Bunch sat back and refused to
Fall for the Wartime Favorites he
would console himself by telling
around that he was up against the
Low-Brows.
He knew that he was Dinger, be-
cause he remembered how the Mag.
Dificent Assemblage stood and cheered
him for five Minutes.
Therefore his Voice sounded to him
a good deal like the Boston Symphony
Orchestra playing Rubinstein's Melody
in F.
Whenever People sat down in front
of the decorative Canape Caviar and
i got ready to endure the Horrors Of
another Hotel Gorge. they would glance
across the Snowy Expanse of White,
dotted with plump California Olives
and cold, .unfeeling Celery. and seeing
Herman seated opposite. would re-
mark, "Stung!"
/ He could not have been kept in his
Chair with Ton Of Coal in each Tail
Pocket.
And if The Ladies were present that
was where he worked in the Bird.
Calls and ordered out the Twinkling
Stars. E
According to the Expectation Tables
| Of the Insurance Actuaries, probably
] he will Stick Around for 80 years
more and never find out that he is a
| Pest.
MORAL-Those who bemoan the
Decline of Oratory should remember
that Oratory never was known to De-
cline.