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New-York tribune. [volume] (New York [N.Y.]) 1866-1924, 1914-04-12

Score-Love-all. rubber game.
South declared one heart. Although
Souths holding was one TO inspire only
the most visionary in the belief of ulti-
mate success at the announced suit his
declaration nevertheless was in accord
ance with the accepted views Of the ma
iority of players whose opinions in such
matters are highly valued.
Their theory OF an original declaration
agrees with the one we have always adv0-
Gated in these columns. Without an eX-
tended review of all the conditions actual
ing proper motives at the initial bid, or
situations similar I'm import. relatively the
length Of a suit assumes secondary con-
siGeration to the importance of high card
strength This, however, should not be
construed as meaning that length is not
an essential requisite to the consideration
OF a declaration, whether in a major or
minor suit
West In a defensive position. had no
| tesitancy in overcalling with one royal.
though high cards of an original declara-
ton were missing.
North declared two hearts with a hold
? ing on which many would make their bid
one higher II the adheients OF the school
of bidding which has for its tenet the
Srasping Of game at all hazards regard
less of any gains to be made by enticing
guileless antagonists beyond their depth.
were favored AT a stated period with "A
ledger account showing the results OF
such methods we doubt If the balance
would be entirely to their liking.
East supported his partner. declaring
two royals.
South viewed his hand quite properly
~ one not enhanced h. value by the bid
ding thus far aud passed.
North. however. with strength 90 war
rant. made it three hearts. This ended
the bidding, as each opponent was afraid
10 20 further for fear of deceiving the
other regarding individual holdings
The play of the hand was mere can
ter for the declarer. and four-odd gave
North and South game ana rubber
AS the possibilities Of the hand were
gradually unfoldcd with the progress OF
play East and West became sad indeed.
They realized that small slam at royals
was possible on 4 hand that was allowed
New-York tribune. [volume] (New York [N.Y.]) 1866-1924, 1914-04-12
THE EDITOR.

D. {. Vincent McMaster. the well known
efhciency engineer OF Cleveland. said I'm a
recent lecture on scientific management
Garry scientific management far
enough and you not only double and
treble your employees work. but Won 20,
'hem TO do part Of your own work also.
Take the case OF the magazine editor
A sonneteer entering the editors OF.
flee timidly said:
have here. sir. sequence OF four
teen spring sonnets which | hope
Very good said the editor. Without
looking up. Very good Just drop EN- in
the waste basket Yourself. please Tn,
busy this morning"
New-York tribune. [volume] (New York [N.Y.]) 1866-1924, 1914-04-12
FAST POLICE BOATS KEEP
ROUGHS QUIET.

Resides. we keep things in good or
der. The hoodlum clement don't have
a chance TO pull off the rough stun
very long There arc fifteen cops that
natrol the shore between Alpine ana
Fort Lee and the little 81 the PARK
that is used by campers above Alpine
That means a e-quarter-m De-
for each policeman. Two OF the police
boats are running all tho time. Ther
can make as high as sixteen or seven
teen knots. They're good boats ana
they've got good engines. They're nee
full citizens among the river craft you
can take my word for a.
Last summer camper camo ~ 'n
us and complained that gang M
hoodums had taken possession Of U'.
camping ground and were loahn-
about his yard. Two Of thcm h1d
gone to sleep in his hammock, Dee said
We jumped into the launch and "'f"
down there pretty quick. Those io"
dies didn't do much more sleopn.
after we got there They had '|
sIung their whiskey TASKS. slung tn
cooking pots. built fires and wee
making themselves nice and comfort
able. II must have been disappoiri-
ment. They didn't say much, though
until we got back i'm the launch and
were we'll out from shore. and then
they started. Called us beautiful
names. Ran down to the edge % the
water and beloved them az US right
before everybody. When we startcd 20
land again. they beat IT. I've seen "a
few OF them since. but they never
recognize me. Always look the other
way when they pass and pretend 20 be-
enjoying the scenery.
New-York tribune. [volume] (New York [N.Y.]) 1866-1924, 1914-04-12

snake sticking out from under a stonh.
They got a pole, pried il up-and found
a nest of cOpperheads. They slugGed
snakes for the next twenty minutes.
heading off the restless ones, and they
killed them all. There were over twenty.
TO find a nest like that is unusual, and
there are not many accidents on rec
ord as a result Of snakebite.
"Only two or three said quinn.
Never heard of a fatal one myself
from any good source, but I've heard OF
two or three on hearsay. one fellow
was climbing among the rocks at night
and he sat down on a rock. "A copper
head bit him I'm the back and he died
in a New York hospital. As general
rule. however, the campers know that
there are snakes here and look out for
New-York tribune. [volume] (New York [N.Y.]) 1866-1924, 1914-04-12
THERE'S NO SPOT NEAR BY TO
TAKE ITS PLACE.

Credit must be given 10 the COM
missioners for disnterested motives.
They are responsible for the preserva-
ton OF the park and the construction
Of the attractive paths and trails now
winding through IT. The new road will
form connecting thread between a
vast chain Of parks that are being
planned for the city's benefit, and the
new parks VIII probably outweigh in
their value 10 all corners the somewhat
sentimental reasons advanced for the
protection OF the little strip Of wilder
ness now bordering on Manhattan.
But there will be no longer any place
in striking distance OF New York where
the business OF working man may OBJ
tain the silence and seclusion that have
been offered 90 him freely by the Pail
sades-no place where he can cook his
evening meal TO the chirp Of the crick-
cts in the silence Of the woods. secure
IN the knowledge that ne will reach
/ mis- Office on time without having TO
arise at midnight and undergo a
tedious railroad Journey to get there.
To commemorate Cor. rather. to be-
waiD The passing Of the Palisade camp
ing ground the writer secured a permit
from the commissioners 10 take a trim
Bon on 81 the police boats that make
their daily rounds between Alpine and
The Fort Lee ferry The season Is lust
beginning a. tho park. the sap is still
In the trees and the police boats are still
IN Their sheds. But il is high time for
the boats 10 BE- out and doing Signs OF
spring are putting In an appearance
on the shores. The easel Of the artist
II beginning 10 sprout in the bosky
bOurnes along the rivcrfront IL was
ye: TOO early FOR the "Gophc'' gang
and for tho nrsA that are part Q.
New-York tribune. [volume] (New York [N.Y.]) 1866-1924, 1914-04-12

: them
The old campers were law 70
themselves, said Quinn. They didn't
allow any newcomers to butt IN on
their private grounds. They considered
that they'd staked out their claims to
certain parts of the camping ground.
and anybody who settled there was
told To move up the river. Now there
are many restrictions. No camps are
allowed i'm certain parts Of the park
no fires can bc built except at the
waters edge and there arc lot OF
other rules There have 10 he.
"Our lands are full when the summer
rush comes. It's as much as we can do
10 keep things in order We seldom
make arrests hut we've had an occa-
/ sional scrap with gangs OF rowdies that
/ bring their beer over and shout 20 the
/ passersby. When the rowdies hear that
/ they will ne tried in Hackenssck in
I stead of New York il makes a differ
/ ence. Some Of them asked me once
where they would he sent when they
started To rough things mp. and when
told them Hackensack they wilted. 'Aw,
good night" said one of them. NO Jcr-
sey Judge for us, Wen be good. And
they have been. for the most Part.
We've got them where We want them
and we don't have very much trouble
/ But our hands are kept full stopping
/ the flower pickers and the fire builders
/ A few flowers don't matter. but some
people think that they can carry away
whole trees. cut off the wild cherry
I boughs and the dogwood branches and
/ do a lot of damage. And then they're
always going in swimming without
/ bathing suits and We have 10 watch
them for that
Girls? Sure Not so often as the
boys, but sometimes. / chased out a
bunch last summer Several OF tho
other policemen have, too They seem
TO think that they're in the wlds OF
Canada or in the Fiji Islands.
New-York tribune. [volume] (New York [N.Y.]) 1866-1924, 1914-04-12
HAReOR POLICE BOAT
RATROLl,NC SHORE

In double-quic time. They don't come
back that same season We seo 10
that.
But | don't want YOU 10 think that
the people that come over here arc
disorderly. That sort Of thing is in
exception. They're nice. quiet people
that camp ont 10 give an outing I'D"
their wives and kids. Some Of them
cant afford 10 go anywhere else and
this place means everything to them
New-York tribune. [volume] (New York [N.Y.]) 1866-1924, 1914-04-12

the daily routine Of the policeman to
cope with, bat in spite of this the re
porter and two of the river cops took
a long sail i'm the work boat"
New-York tribune. [volume] (New York [N.Y.]) 1866-1924, 1914-04-12
MAY DIM PALISADES CAMFTlRES
Highway Threatens
End of Picturesque
Sum nler Life
North of Mem
York City,.

I'VE have to watch the campers 70
see that they don't throw things
around and become disordery. Once in
a while a bunch in one Of the tents
will liquor up and then We have 10
step in and send them across the river
where they belong. We generally give
them warning when We hear a COM
plaint OF drunkenness or bad language
in one of the tents. and when IT'S re-
peated, out they go.
cit we tell them. But We haven't
packed our things, they say. Wen
help YOU pack say We, and We do Il
New-York tribune. [volume] (New York [N.Y.]) 1866-1924, 1914-04-12

THOUGH the Interstate Park
n Commission and the auto fac
n ton insist that the new bouie-
ward now building beneath the Pail
sades will not interfere in the least
with the BOY Scout, the tinker" in
flannel shirt and leggings, the artist in
his corduroys and the aquatic sports
man in or out of his bathing suit, &C
Cordiag to the distance Of the police
boat, the question Temains-why not?
\ camp within stones throw Of a
stream of onrushing buzz wagons is
not auspiciously located A camp be-
meath buttressed highway u ALBANY
does not suggest the calm Of the Adj
rondacks. Hitherto the park beneath
the cliffs has been breathing spot
in Babylon" according to the cullers
of flowers who have leaped from crag
10 pinnacle upon the trail Of the arbu-
tus-a breathing spot in spite Of The
key parties and September Morns"
that keep the police on the jump-and
II is due to the statements Of old Pail
saders. as much as TO the evidence Of
the road construction. that we say the
knell of the old regime has been
sounded and that the triumph Of the
10Y ride" IS complete.
The new highway is being pushed
along beneath the cliffs as fast as
funds are attainable TO build it. AL
ready the Englewood approach is
under way. and the section between
this approach" and the Fort Lee
ferry will be commenced this summer.
it will probably be some time before
the road between Fort Lee and Alpine
Is wholly built and the interim can he
used by campers as they please. Per
mission to camp will always be at
tainable, but the old campaigners. who
have known the park when it fur
nished the pleasant paradox of a will
derness in a city, will drive their tent
pegs elsewhere.
New-York tribune. [volume] (New York [N.Y.]) 1866-1924, 1914-04-12

me coolest place In the world IL
i"Kutsk' IN Russia whore the mercury
drops TO 70 degrees below zero.
New-York tribune. [volume] (New York [N.Y.]) 1866-1924, 1914-04-12

/. haven't seen one for years. I'VE been
on plenty Of 'possum hunts in my time
and bagged a good many 'coons.
They're all gone now, although there
are squirrels and woodchucks a-plenty.
There's nothing like good coon hunt.
I'd ike to go on another one. | tell
you. It's something great. And the
squirrels that you get hereabouts were
good eating. There were foxes around,
too. and even in the last few wears the
people from Englewood and there
aboWs have been after them. Once in
while we hear gun IN the park even
now. but whoever shoots has 10 make
himself scarce in a hurry. Sound
travels long ways under the cliffs.
and we can generally tell where it
comes from
New-York tribune. [volume] (New York [N.Y.]) 1866-1924, 1914-04-12

ANY publications on the subject Of
MI auction give a clear analysis of
1 v II the essential clements of the
Ceredo advance. [volume] (Ceredo, W. Va.) 1885-1939, 1914-12-02
Farmers Take Initiative,

The farmers of Ingham county,
Michigan, are considering the ques-
ton of erecting a canning factory of
their own at Lansing. They have
become convinced that such a plant
would take care OF the market sur
plus and also would make it posi-
bic o increase the acreage in that
section of sweet corn, peas, beans
and fruits of all kinds. The men
back of the project have observed
that wherever canning factories
have been located a large home
market has been developed and the
necessity of shipping avoided or
greatly reduced. Such factories have
proven to b. boons to rural commu-
mites where they have been placed.
Without exception they have given
small farmers a chance at intensified
farming and have afforded market
for what the small growers had to
sell. There are about 200 growers
who supply the Lansing market and
they have found out that gardening
Is good business. Many of these
want to work on larger scale and
for that reason are in favor of a
factory to convert the surplus in
marketable product. The expert
ment will be watched with interest,
for the idea is applicable to almost
any part of the country.
Ceredo advance. [volume] (Ceredo, W. Va.) 1885-1939, 1914-12-02
Irl r. Hicks 1915 Almanac.

The Rev. lrl r. Hlcks Almanac.
now ready, grows more popular and
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Wayne.

John Mike Walker of Hunting
ton, who formerly lived at Wayne,
was here Saturday renewing old &C
quaintances.
Boyd Adkins was business Wis
itor at Huntington the latter part
of tine week.
Mrs. +. &. Trout.of Gendennn
is spending a week with her parents,
Mr.. and Mrs. Joe Newman.
Miss Bessie Marcum of Ceredo
epent Thanksgiving and tie re-
maind' of the week with her sister,
Mrs. Fisher F. Scaggs.
r. Il. Kyle of Huntington was
here this week in the Interest of the
brick plant.
The body of DR.. M. S. Burgess
was taken TO Ashland on Friday for
iuterment. The funeral was under
the direction OF the Masonic fra
terniIy, of which he was a member.
Wayne Lodge No. Is, conveyed the
body to the station at this place
and were also among the members
at the place of burial. Quite a
large crowd of Masons as well as
host Of relatives and friends attend
ed the burial.
Sam Farra of East Lynn, acct
IDENTIFY shot and killed himself about
3 p. m. Saturday. Farra. in com
pany with four other men, was
hunting on Camp creek. They were
trying to capture a squirrel In a
tree and while in the act of cutting
down the tree, Farra set his gun up
beside small tree when the tree
which they were cutting down fell.
Farra ian down to the den In the
tree, in the meantime picking up
the gun. The trigger caught on
limb which caused it's discharge
1t was 3 ga. gun, and the entire
volume of shot entered the body of
Farra resulting in his death five
minutes afterward. He is the
brother Of Pack and bud" Farra,
two prominent citizens Of East
Lynn. He leaves wife and three
children.
Miss Louary Rife left Friday for
a weeks visit with her brother, DR..
}. w. Rire, at Kenova.
Sheriff John S. Billups returned
Saturday from tax collecting tour
throughout Cercdo district.
Nov. %. Y. G..
Ceredo advance. [volume] (Ceredo, W. Va.) 1885-1939, 1914-12-02
DEATH
Comes to SiSterS-in-Law.
Mrs. Helen FraSher and
Mrs. Lizzie Frasher Die.

Mrs. Helen Frasher, wife Of John
l. Frasher, and Mrs. Lizzie Frasher,
widow of the late Elisha Frasher,
both of Fort Gay, w. Va, died of
pneumonia, the former Wednesday
night, the latter Thanksgiving
morning. The decedeDts were sis
eers-in-law, having married broth
trs,
Mrs. n. b. Ferguson, wife OF DR..
n. Is. Ferguson, and a sister Of the
husbands of the decedents, left this
morning TO attend the funerals
which took place from the same
church this afternoon. They were
buried in the Frasher cemetery.
Mrs. Helen Fra-ber had numer-
Gus relatives in this city. She was
| the sister to Joe Newman of Wayne,
w. Va. She is survived by two
daughters, Mrs. George Wellpan
and Mrs. Geneva Steele, and one
son, DIR. Allie Frasher, all of Fort
Say.
Mrs. Fred Ferguson of West
Huntington also left this morning
to attend the funeral. Huntington
Advertiser, Nov. 2S.
Ceredo advance. [volume] (Ceredo, W. Va.) 1885-1939, 1914-12-02
StartingFraternal"Booze
ORGANIZATION.

In an effort to sell their Internal
products in this state whiskey deal
ers and brewers are starting a fra
ternal organization, the main pur-
pose of which is to permit the
members to have intoxicating liq-
uors on hand. 1t ia stated that a
whiskey lobby will be on hand in
Charleston for the purpose of Sc
curing a law permitting this. 1t
will be of NO use for this Is express.
Iy forbidden by the Prohibition
constitutional amendment and
again the sentiment of our people
is against this or any other effort
to sell liquor. A lodge that can.
not get along without liquor is of DO
account anyway. The great fra
terDal organizations like the Ma
sons, Odd Fellows and Pythians
are unslterably opposed to liquor
and no saloonist can join them; 40
there is little hope for a whiskey-
and. beerNlodge. - Tyler County
Star.
Ceredo advance. [volume] (Ceredo, W. Va.) 1885-1939, 1914-12-02
Gatarrh Cannot Be Cured

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Take Halls Family pills for consultation
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Ceredo advance. [volume] (Ceredo, W. Va.) 1885-1939, 1914-12-02
For Sale.

! have for sale four lots
nicely located and only
about 800 yards from the
southern corporation line
of Ceredo, W.. Va. Prices
and terms reasonable. For
further particulars call on
or address, NJ. l.. Stewart,
Ceredo, w. Va, 11noY4w
Ceredo advance. [volume] (Ceredo, W. Va.) 1885-1939, 1914-12-02
Best Gounh MedlcIne for GhIIdren.

Three years ago when / was living
no Pittsburgh one Of my children had "a
hard cold and cOuRhed dreadfully Upon
the advice Of druggist / purchased n
bottle of Chamberlain Cough Remedy
and 10 benefited him az once. / find IL
the best cough medicine tor children be-
cause " IS pleasant TO take. They do
not object taking it i" writes Mrs. La
tayette Tuck, Homer City, Pa This
remedy contains no opium or other mar
coticr and may BE- given to child as
confidently as TO an adult Sold by all
dealers. adv
Ceredo advance. [volume] (Ceredo, W. Va.) 1885-1939, 1914-12-02
Martial Music.

Aeroplanes,
Submarines,
Cory slams,
Smithereens!
ZeppeliD-,
BON bs to drop,
Horrid dins,
Wish 'twould stop.
Shot and shell,
Noise galore.
w ar is hell,
Nothing more.
Shape your views
For the press,
Call it news,
What a mess.
How they boot
T'other ones,
Dumdums shoot
From their guns.
Uncle Sam
With this stuff
They'd flimham,
But he's tough.
So they'll find
Spite of liz
He'll just mind
His own biz.
New York Sui
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TOd0y'S Magazine
Read This
WOman'S Letter

In my haste In sending
my renewal recently I did
not say that of al my half
dozen Home Monthiics 7
receive most satisfaction in
Ioddy'S. Each number is
adclighttO me. The mum
erous practical suggestions
alone are worth much more
than the subscription.
Mrs. ~ u " Pond.
Los Angeles. Calf.
Ceredo advance. [volume] (Ceredo, W. Va.) 1885-1939, 1914-12-02
A Riddle.

A young fri9nd of mine asks:
"What ls it that you don't see,
although it is large and heavy, and
hard, aud DESTROYS objects much
larger than itself2"
The answer does not appear on
he surface. 1t is a gu bmarinp
boat
Ceredo advance. [volume] (Ceredo, W. Va.) 1885-1939, 1914-12-02

CAUTION: - Besides walking on
the shady side of the street, citizens
should refrain from haggling with
the dealer over the price of furs.
Ceredo advance. [volume] (Ceredo, W. Va.) 1885-1939, 1914-12-02

IT would be just as we'll for the
Japs headed Michiganward to check
their impetuosity before they reach
the Canadian border.
Ceredo advance. [volume] (Ceredo, W. Va.) 1885-1939, 1914-12-02

The man whose aspiration il
etroDg enough doesn't mind little
preparation in order to reach hi,
goal.
Ceredo advance. [volume] (Ceredo, W. Va.) 1885-1939, 1914-12-02

KANSAS farmers are giving fetes
In order TO keep the boys il the
country. Improving the old FASH
Toned cookery would also belo.
Ceredo advance. [volume] (Ceredo, W. Va.) 1885-1939, 1914-12-02

WHILE offering his sword to his
country, Gen. Huerta discreetly re
Trained from Offering his bank &C
count.
Ceredo advance. [volume] (Ceredo, W. Va.) 1885-1939, 1914-12-02

JUDGING from statistics Method
ism has made more rapid Roadway
than John Wesley's views on dress.
Ceredo advance. [volume] (Ceredo, W. Va.) 1885-1939, 1914-12-02

TIE publishers Of The Youths
Companion will, as always at this
season, present to every subscriber
whose subscription is paid for 1918,
Calendar for the new year. II is
a gem Of calendar-making. The
decorative mounting is rich, but the
main purpose has been to produce a
calendar that is useful, AID that
purpose has been achieved.
Ceredo advance. [volume] (Ceredo, W. Va.) 1885-1939, 1914-12-02

WHILE the man who is borrow.
ing all the time from his friends lie
nuisance, the banker who lends
too generously to himself is a regu-
lar peril.
Ceredo advance. [volume] (Ceredo, W. Va.) 1885-1939, 1914-12-02

NEARLY every man thinks he
could manage railroad, and iudg.
ing the New Haven revelations, al
most any man could have managed
that road better than it was man
aged.
Ceredo advance. [volume] (Ceredo, W. Va.) 1885-1939, 1914-12-02

In i, not necessarily small mat
ter when a woman puts her best foot
forward.
Ceredo advance. [volume] (Ceredo, W. Va.) 1885-1939, 1914-12-02

FILTRATION is a coeducational in
stitution, says Old Man Doodle, but
nobody ever got a diploma.
Ceredo advance. [volume] (Ceredo, W. Va.) 1885-1939, 1914-12-02

AS things go nowadays it doesn't
seem any more binding to contract
an alliance than it Is TO get married
Ceredo advance. [volume] (Ceredo, W. Va.) 1885-1939, 1914-12-02

BY covering up their tracks some
men get credit for walking in the
straight and narrow path.
Ceredo advance. [volume] (Ceredo, W. Va.) 1885-1939, 1914-12-02

THEORIES cause us no more wor-
~ than do facts.
Ceredo advance. [volume] (Ceredo, W. Va.) 1885-1939, 1914-12-02

Thus far the common people have
not been called upon to endure the
-exactions of a sauerkraut trust.
Ceredo advance. [volume] (Ceredo, W. Va.) 1885-1939, 1914-12-02

SOME men carry their courage
around in pocket flask.