New-York tribune. [volume] (New York [N.Y.]) 1866-1924, 1914-03-01
SUNDAY MAGAZINE FOR MAKCh l. 1919

land buggcs. IN now that tle IeiHloo u va, -.
- bio towns wear slit skirts the ladies hereaboutS
are organizn an arrangin to doll up IN gariilei'''
made Of tin with a fringe Of barbed WIRE.
~vbcb 1eads,p to-" interjected while he felghted
his smoke ...;.,a., of
humanity at witch YOU gents now gam knows al
about the animal witch makes this portion OF the Slooc
its habitat guess that habitat IS bad.-ah uSiiI
this knowledge your Uncle Ezra intends to crap 'e
temperance conference tomorrow.
Mccain still wanted to know how he was gong
to do it. SO did |; but neither OF us mad 10 ASK
Bimble was wound up, and kept on gong
~EVTS.~ said he If YOU will glance across this
" tborouqhfare. w'ch might add, is the fhth-ave
Of Okra your lamps will be attracted to poster IL
adorns the window OF the Mayors front parior'
room where under lock, key an glass are kept the
family heirloos. consistin of four horsehar chars
horsehar sofa wch can't be set on without the use oil
glue some wax flowers an shells on the manteece
two cravon engagements of the Mayor an his first
wife worth four cents apiece, but witch his Honor,
ben' rube paid twenty-five bones for, three chro-
rnos.-Washington Crossin' the Delaware, Custer
Last Stand an the Signin' OF the Declaration OF lnde-
pendence-a kaleidoscope, the family Bible, two pho
toqraph albums book of ThomsonS poems Volume
II. Of Young's Night Thoughts, couple OF Aunt
Hettv's hand painted pates,-one entitled Bananas
the other 'Gadioas, an in the corner melodeon.
Nobody in the Mayors family played on it, but
it's there.
You see the poster don't you? Well in the middle
of it appears the awful mug of the Hon. jeremiah H.
Regain He's to be the big smoke the loud noise, the
star the prina donna the John B. Cough the Francis
Murphy. the Bryan, the General Coxey, the Teddy
Roosevelt. the Kaiser Wilhelm, an the Sousas band
Of the temperance gathering tomorrow. That Is he
thinks he is But he ain't-not while Hoang Ho an
Yours Truly retain their health an vigor! Don't you
gents eat;
We've been known to-, said Mccain; but from
where | am leaning | should say this is fast day.
The butterfly Mr.. Bmble, fits from flower to flower,
remaining in blossom no longer than IS necessary
TO SIP the fragrant syrup seceted in its center The
bumblebee symbol of business, loters not but buzzeS
from bloom to bloom intent only extracting Natures
sweets from the store the butterfly has overlooked The
graceful swallow the lifting lark, the wandering gypsy,
all spend the major hours of their brief existence the
move But it has been proved that once in awhile each
Of these tnerant creatures does aght For the love OF
for the love OF anything you love best, will you
emulate their example and come to earth long enough
TO tell Mr. Coleman and me what Hoang IIo and the
Hon jeremiah Regan have to do with the underakers
convention how the casket makers connect with the
temperance conference, and in what way the Mayors
paror furniture has a bearing the possible or i'm
possible receipts in the red wagon of the Mighty Har
kins Show
Spoken like gent, I'd a knowed you was the
little adys sister, said Ezra Bimble light Of hon
est admiration in his dishonest eye. You think I'm
driftin' amt. I'm just gettn' down to cases. In
fact, I've got there. Listen
HOANG IO will bring about the temporary fall
down Of the Hon. Jeremiah With Jerry out OF the
way the meeting of the teeoalers busts. This temper
ance affair is to be the big event tomorrow: not so
much the fact that we've killed it, the way the deadly
pill has been dealt will halt the grave diggers and coffin
nailcrs. The minute they halt they're lost Result,
The town of Obra will be filled with mob Of strangers
with nohn to do but go to your show. An the town