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The Republican. [volume] (Oakland, Md.) 1877-current, 1914-01-01
Pass II Alono.

Senator La Toilette, during his re-
cent visit to Philadelphia, said apropos
of fragrant piece of hypocrisy:
why, the mans as bad as a New
port groom heard of.
This groom stood beside his master
while a veterinary examined a costly
cob. The veterinary, at the end of his
examination, pronounced the cob in
durable and took leave. Then the
master, signing heavily, turned to the
groom saying:
Well, James, what am to do with
the poor beast nowT
"'Conscientiously speaking, SIR the
groom replied, I think you'd better
part with him now to another gentle
man, SIR
The Republican. [volume] (Oakland, Md.) 1877-current, 1914-01-01

During study hour the youngest of
four boys was porting over his primer
lesson while the others were playing
marbles.
Mother" the youngster said, eff l
had as many lessons to get as those
boys l would study an the time If
they don't mind they will be sent
back"
The mother Immediately called the
boys in to observe study hour and re-
lated to them what their youngest
brother had said.
Walter answered his baby brother
by saying: You'd better study your
self. If you don't you'll be sent back"
Why, I'm already in the 'caboose,'
was the reply.
The Republican. [volume] (Oakland, Md.) 1877-current, 1914-01-01
s73s, 32o,766 IN FAVOR OF U. S.
Trade Balance For the Past Twelve
Months Is Heavy.

Washington. - November's foreign
trade brought the balance of trade in
favor of the United States against for.
eign nations S642, 10O,4O3 for the II
months of the calendar year, while
for the II months ending with No.
vember the excess of exports over i'm
ports was $73S, 32O,766 The exports
for November totaled $245,645.S95. the
second largest for that month in the
last six years, being exceeded only by
November, 1912. The imports were
$14S.594,741, also the second largest
for November in the last six years,
November last year exceeding it by
$4,500,000.
The Republican. [volume] (Oakland, Md.) 1877-current, 1914-01-01
Gettinu Acclimatized.

Old Man Hardnut made his home in
Havana after living many unregen-
crate years in the north.
WHAT ever brought you to Hava-
na?' was the mutual query.
''Damino," chuckled the chap who
knew of his past performances. "Un-
less he realizes the sands are running
out and wants to get acclimatized. -
From the Times of Cuba.
The Republican. [volume] (Oakland, Md.) 1877-current, 1914-01-01
AN ENTIRE FAMILY KILLED.

Husband Shot Wife and, In Attempt.
ing Suicide Suffocated Children.
New York.-Henry Knell, his wife
and their two young children were
found dead in their bed at Glendale,
Long Island, the mother with a bullet
through her head, the father and chill
dren suffocated by gas Knell appar.
emily had shot his wife then tried to
hang himself from the chandelier,
which broke and let the gas flow into
the room. Knen was a secretary EN-.
ployed by the Philadelphia Steel and
Forge Company, with Offices in this
city.
The Republican. [volume] (Oakland, Md.) 1877-current, 1914-01-01
important to Mothers
An Obstinate Theorist

10 Struthers is a reformer, isn't
he?"
Yes" replied Farmer Corntossel,
"but he's one of those reformers who
don't get anywhere. He'll stop a lot
O. men who are tryin' TO fix a mudhole
in the road and get EN- all worried
over his suspicious about what's bein'
done in Wall street"
The Republican. [volume] (Oakland, Md.) 1877-current, 1914-01-01

Sash in such windows never inter
fere with the curtains and you can
open the sash an inch or foot with
out fear of having the wind do DAM
age to the glass. There is no objec-
ton to a sensible two-sash window,
The Republican. [volume] (Oakland, Md.) 1877-current, 1914-01-01
Housework is a Burden

Doan's Kidney Pills-nott1ug to injure
nor cause a habit Delicate women
can use them with perfect safety.
The following case is typical of the
cures effected by Doan's Kidney Pills.
Grateful testimony is the best evi-
dence:
The Republican. [volume] (Oakland, Md.) 1877-current, 1914-01-01
CHINESE EGGS IN MARKET.
Compete Successfully With Cold stor.
age Variety In Seattle.

Seattle, Wash.-Imported Chimes,
eggs are competing successfully with
storage eggs on the Seattle market.
The Chinese eggs are of dark shell.
even size, well packed and slightly
smaller than standard ranch eggs, but
larger than pullet eggs. They are
poachable in this respect, being SUI.
perior to storage eggs.
The Republican. [volume] (Oakland, Md.) 1877-current, 1914-01-01

Mother Gray's Sweet Powders for Children
Relieve Feverishness, Bad Stomach, Teething
Disorders, move and regulate the Bowels and
are a pleasant remedy for Worms. Used by
Mothers for "a years. They are so pleasant to
take, children like them. IHey ne7Sy fail. At
ali Druggists, 2jc. Sample FREE. Address,
A. S. Olmsted, lie Roy, n. y. Adv.
The Republican. [volume] (Oakland, Md.) 1877-current, 1914-01-01
Surplus of Stock.

What do you think of this bride
having 5000 guests at her wedding?"
q wouldn't invite so many. 1
wouldn't care to get three or four
thousand pickle forks"
The Republican. [volume] (Oakland, Md.) 1877-current, 1914-01-01
WILSON is 81 YEARS OLD.
The President Gets Many Messages o.
Generalization.

Wilson was 81 years old Sunday and
letters and kilograms of congratula
ton poured in from all parts of the
country. Some of them were from
personal friends, but the great ma
pority came from persons hitherto un.
known to the President. Some were
written in pencil and half scrawled
and others appeared more formal but
all brought feeling of happiness tc
the President as he read them.
The Republican. [volume] (Oakland, Md.) 1877-current, 1914-01-01
Drawback.

Our minister is a fine preacher, yet
nobody seems to think he is great In
any way"
He has one fatal weakness. Any
body can understand everything he
! says"
The Republican. [volume] (Oakland, Md.) 1877-current, 1914-01-01
The DiaQnosis.

Tom tried to hide at first that he
was going to try and borrow money,
but he made such transparent ad-
vances for the loan of ten dollars"
"Ah, l see; sort of X-raise."
The Republican. [volume] (Oakland, Md.) 1877-current, 1914-01-01
WifeIy Scorn.

so you're peevish about buttoning
my gown, eh?"
He only grunted
why, my first husband also but
toned my shoes and my gloves"
The Republican. [volume] (Oakland, Md.) 1877-current, 1914-01-01
Absent Treatment.

Now people are being advised to
choose dress to match their souls"
with a good many people that will
be like a bald-headed man choosing
clothing TO match his hair"
The Republican. [volume] (Oakland, Md.) 1877-current, 1914-01-01

Granulated glass is being tried as 8
preservative Of the surface of wood
in England with much success
The Republican. [volume] (Oakland, Md.) 1877-current, 1914-01-01

During 1912 the government rail
ways of Japan used 100000 tons Of
coal, and it is estimated that 100,
BOO tons will be required for 1913
The Republican. [volume] (Oakland, Md.) 1877-current, 1914-01-01
Business to Blame.

That fellow uses shocking Ian
guage"
you must excuse him; he's tele
phone lineman."
The Republican. [volume] (Oakland, Md.) 1877-current, 1914-01-01

Poets are born, not made. Conse-
quently Adam, with all his other faults,
couldn't have been a poet.
The Republican. [volume] (Oakland, Md.) 1877-current, 1914-01-01
RYpocrital.

How is the moral tone of this com
munity?'
1T is sounded with the loud pedal
on"
The Republican. [volume] (Oakland, Md.) 1877-current, 1914-01-01
Counter Complaints.

My wife treats me like a dog"
4 wish my wife would treat me as
she does her Pom"
The Republican. [volume] (Oakland, Md.) 1877-current, 1914-01-01
Try lt--CrX I'll

IF at first you don't succeed, cry,
cry again"
That's the way to get gown from
che horrid men.
The Republican. [volume] (Oakland, Md.) 1877-current, 1914-01-01

Truth is stranger than fiction. If
you don't believe it, have an amateur
photographer take a picture of you.
The Republican. [volume] (Oakland, Md.) 1877-current, 1914-01-01

Mrs. Winslow's Soothing Syrup for Children
teething, softens the gums, reduces inhamma-
tiou, allays paincures wind colo ,25c bottle.AsT
The Republican. [volume] (Oakland, Md.) 1877-current, 1914-01-01

A man may never discover how ig-
nOrant he is if he doesn't try to tell
his wife how to run the house.
The Republican. [volume] (Oakland, Md.) 1877-current, 1914-01-01

You cannot climb the ladder of sue
cess any faster by stepping on the
fingers of those you are passing
Anon.
The Republican. [volume] (Oakland, Md.) 1877-current, 1914-01-01
Those Amhinuous Titles

What is the subject of the lecture
tonight?"
The Dynamics of Truth"
q see. The lecturer is liable to
talk about anything, everything or
nothing"
The Republican. [volume] (Oakland, Md.) 1877-current, 1914-01-01

The fruits of industry do not grow
on every family tree.
The Republican. [volume] (Oakland, Md.) 1877-current, 1914-01-01

Stubborn Throat troubles are easily re-
heved by Deans Mentholated Cough Drops
They act like magic-5c at all Druggists
The Republican. [volume] (Oakland, Md.) 1877-current, 1914-01-01
Not That Kind.

"Toothache, Ell? Why don't you get
the nerve killed."
Il haven't the nerve"
The Republican. [volume] (Oakland, Md.) 1877-current, 1914-01-01
The Alternative.

DO you ever, my good woman, casti-
gate your children?"
Never, ma'am. l only wallop EN-"
The Republican. [volume] (Oakland, Md.) 1877-current, 1914-01-01

1t is computed that more bartenders
are required in this country than work
ers on clothing and shoes.
The Republican. [volume] (Oakland, Md.) 1877-current, 1914-01-01
MUCH LIKE "PONY EXPRESS"
Newsboys Deliver Papers In Outskirts
of Montevideo From the Backs
of Horses.

Most American newsboys think
themselves well off if they own good
suit of clothes; but in the Uruguayan
The Republican. [volume] (Oakland, Md.) 1877-current, 1914-01-01

The big stick" the average man
fears is his wife
The Republican. [volume] (Oakland, Md.) 1877-current, 1914-01-01
Keeping Her Word,

Did Alice make a name for herself,
as she said she would do?"
"Uh'huh. Alyce"
The Republican. [volume] (Oakland, Md.) 1877-current, 1914-01-01

BALTIMORE - Wheat-No red
spot, 941ac bid; December, 941a; Jan.
uary, 95ls; February, 9612 nominal.
Corn-Year, 6S34 c nominal; January,
68A nominal.
Oats-No. 2 white. heavy, track. Mt.
Vernon, 451ac. Closing prices were:
40. white, 4512c; standard white,
4411a No. white. 44044A
Rye-No. l rye. Western, domestic,
72673c; No. 2, do, 6SQ69; No. 2. ex-
port, 646651a; No. 3, domestic, Ga;
No. T. do. So; bag lots, nearby as to
quality, 60Q6S.
Hay-No. l timothy 1880: stand.
ard timothy, $19; No. timothy, $50
1850; NO. 3, do, $15615.50; light
clover mixed, $3.50; No. l, do, $3.50
OH; No. ., do, $15a16 heavy, $50
1850; No. l clover $1791Z5o
Butter-Creamery, fancy, 35636;
creamery, choice, 1884; creamery,
good, 30d31; creamery, prints. $50
81; creamery, blocks, 1896; ladies',
90; Maryland and Pennsylvania, rolls,
2Od23.
Cheese-Jobbing lots, per pound,
1914 6181ac.
Eggs-Maryland, Pennsylvania and
nearby frsts, zoe; Eastern Shore
Maryland and Virginia, frsts, 3d.;
Western frsts, Ohio, 80; West Vir-
ginia. frsts. 80.
Live Poultry - Chickens. choice.
young, 15G16c; do, old hens, four
pound and over, Is; do, small to
medium IA; do, old ROSTERS and stag7,
10. Ducks, choice, fat 14d15; do,
small, poor, HOP. Turkeys, choice,
young, over 10 pounds. %; do, poor
and crooked breasts, 1641S; do. old
toms. 20621 Geese, Maryland and
Virginia, fat, heavy. 15016; do, West
ern and Southern. 1904; do, Kent Is.
land, fat, heavy, 1601S. Pigeons. per
pair, old, %; do. young, %. Guinea
fowl, young, one pound and over, each,
IS; do, young, smaller each. 4Oq45;
do, old, each, 40
The Republican. [volume] (Oakland, Md.) 1877-current, 1914-01-01
The upto.pate Child.

Papa-We1l travel in Sunderland
Kid-Then Wen go in sleepers.
The Republican. [volume] (Oakland, Md.) 1877-current, 1914-01-01

PITTSBURGH. - Cattle - Choice,
$8.25 @8.5O; prime, $S.20@S5O.
Sheep-Prime wethers, $5@525;
culls and common, sos; lambs, $50
8; veal calves, S1150012.
Hogs-Prime heavies, S7.90Q795;
mediums, heavy and light Workers and
pigs, $7950S; roughs, $7Q7.25.
The Republican. [volume] (Oakland, Md.) 1877-current, 1914-01-01

Canada has 3,729,663 square miles,
as against 3,026789 of continental
United States without Alaska.
The Republican. [volume] (Oakland, Md.) 1877-current, 1914-01-01
NE WSY tie MS.

Pennsylvania coal production is
q producing States.
The Republican. [volume] (Oakland, Md.) 1877-current, 1914-01-01

KANSAS Hogs-Bulk, $745
OTIS; heavy, $76O@7S0; packers
and butchers. $76O@1SO; light, $7.45
OTIS; pigs, s6.754720.
Cattle-Prime fed steers, $500
9; dressed beef steers, $79OQ8.35;
Southern steers, $5.500725; COWS,
s44O@7; heifers, $6.5O0875; stock
ers and feeders, $5.50@725; bulls, IS
OF; calves, $6.50011.
Sheep-Lambs, $74O08; yearlings,
$5.5007; wethers, $45O0550 West.
ern, S425.
The Republican. [volume] (Oakland, Md.) 1877-current, 1914-01-01
Live Stock

CHICAGO-Hogs-Bulk of sales,
$755@7S0; light. S735617O; mixed,
$745@7S5; heavy, $745@785; rough,
$745@755; pigs, $6.500765.
Cattle-Beeves, $67O69.7O; Texas
steers, $670@775; stockers and feed,
ers, s54750; COWS and heifers, 1885
$3.50; calves, s6610.9O.
Sheep-Natives, $440@5.85; year,
lings, $5.5OQ7; lambs, native, $1,000
8.25.
The Republican. [volume] (Oakland, Md.) 1877-current, 1914-01-01

but there are many objections to case
ment windows when placed where you
need something better.
The Republican. [volume] (Oakland, Md.) 1877-current, 1914-01-01

REAL ESTATE
FOR SALE-71 A. Mr. STARKEY, ROAM
oke Co, Va. IS a. cult. 8 r house out
bdgs., fruit J T. Harvey, East Radtord. Va
FOR SALE-l23 A CAROLINE CO, MD;
70 a. cult, r. house. barn. outbldgs.. orch,
stock, etc. c. HOWARD. r. 2. Hobbs Md.
FOR SALE--176 \. IN BEDFORD CO, VA;
so a. cult. house Outbldgs., orch. etc. Addr
T. /. WINNER 9l7 S. 7th St, Coshocton, O.
FOR SALE-HOSPITAL AND sAN1TARIUM
Ideal location. Well paying, estab. trada
Well furnished, 80 r, all mod. COW. Adapt
ed for hotel. Easy terms A. $ BOGGS NJ
d.. 2261a Capitol ST.. Charleston. w. va.
The Republican. [volume] (Oakland, Md.) 1877-current, 1914-01-01

PHILADELPHIA. - Wheat-No 2
red, spot and December, 93@931ac;
steamer, 91@911k; No. 8 RED, 900
9O1a; rejected "in." S7@871A; No l
Northern Duluth, 9769S.
Oats-No white, 461ad47c; stand
ard white, 45hQ46c; No. 3 white, As
64515; No. white, 449441a.
Corn-No. 2 yellow, 75076c; do,
steamer yellow, 74@75; do, No. yell
low, 730731a; natural, new. No. ? vel,
low, 71@72; do do, steamer, yellow,
70471; do do, No. 3 yellow, 67G69;
do do, No. 4 yellow, 1896.
Eggs-Higher; nearby frsts, free
cases, 5000; do, current receipts, free
cases, $500
Live Poultry 15617c; young
chickens, 15917; old ROSTERS, 12@13,
Dressed poultry, firm; ducks, 11Q19;
geese, HOS.
The Republican. [volume] (Oakland, Md.) 1877-current, 1914-01-01
COMMERCIAL
Weekly Review of Trade AMI
Market Reports.

NEW YORK.-Wheat, spot irregu-
ar; No . red, 1914 G991ac; elevator
domestic and 101 nominal, o b afloat;
No. l Northern Duluth, 9SA b
float.
Corn-Spot steady; new, No. yell
Ow, 74A to arrive.
Cottonseed oil was a shade higher
IN pre-holiday covering absence of
pressure from crude sources and scat
;ered buying for outside long account
Closing prices were points higher on
December and to net higher for the
balance. Sales, $500 barrels. Prime
crude, $5.40@5.47.
Butter - Creamery extras, $3.50
s71a.
Eggs-Fresh gathered extras, 36c;
extra frsts. 34h@35; frsts, 33h 634;
seconds, S1@35; State, Pennsylvania
and nearby. hennery white. fine to
fancy large, 42Q45; do, gathered
whites, 42Q43; do, hennery browns,
86; do, gathered browns and mixed
colors, 1906.
Dressed Poultry-Firm; fresh kill
ed Western chickens, 1928; fowls,
12q181a; turkeys, 1923.
Atlanta Georgian. [volume] (Atlanta, Ga.) 1912-1939, 1914-04-13
7 TEE WILL
START GRADY
B0NDFIC
Daily Meetings Until Election
PIanned-Needs of Hospital
Stressed in Report.

The executive committee in charge
of.the campaign for the Grady Hos
pltal bond movement viii hold it's first
meeting at 4 O'Clock Monday after
noon in headquarters, room No. TOE
Atlanta Chamber of Commerce
Building
The committee, which IS composed
Of some OF Atlanta's most prominent
business and professional men, will
take active hold Of the campaign ami
probably will hold daily meetings
from now until election day The first
work viii be the organization of the
committee. discussion of plans in gen
eral and apportionment Of various
features of the work to subcommit-
tees.
The executive committee lie com
posed of Captain James w. English
Ivan e. Allen, Thomas Egleston, 5. b.
Marks, John E. Murphy Frederic J.
E. H. Goodhart, Carlos Mason. Will
mer L. Moore, Nell r. Wilkinson and
j. B. Hewitt
Needs Are Stressed.
The campaign committee will meet
Tuesday afternoon at $3.50 o'clock to
complete the organization Of the yari-
Gus ward committees. Committees Of
ten each will be appointed from each
OF the city wards, and the chairmen
Of these committees will constitute
central committee reporting daily to
headquarters.
The absolute needs of Atlanta for
increa sed hospital facilities were well
illustrated in a report made Saturday
by Superintendent W. B. Summerall
Pointing out that the normal capacity
OF Grady Hospital when full is 1856
patients, including 8S white adults, sc
colored adults 20 white children and
II maternity cases, he stated that on
midnight of April there were 217 pa
Atlanta Georgian. [volume] (Atlanta, Ga.) 1912-1939, 1914-04-13
CARTERF|GHT ON
TURNERPU Up
To BOARD
Row Due to Electricians Position
That Contractor Must Stand
Another Examination,

The City Board of Electrical Con-
troll will meet at o'clock Monday
afternoon to consider the complaint
OF r. G. Carter against city Electro
clan r. c. Turner. charging that the
latter refused to approve of Carriers
work, despite the fact that he had
been granted a license by the City
Clerks department.
On the other hand, Turner claims
that Carter win have to stand an
other electrical examination before he
will De eligible to do contracting
work in Atlanta
Carter claims he stood one sue
cessful examination. However, he
left the city afterward and remained
away for some little time In such a
case the city code requires an appli-
cant for a license to stand another
examination.
According to Carriers statement
Turner is opposing him because Of
his activity in organizing an electri-
cal union some years ago. He as
serts that as a result of the union the
contractors were forced to increase
the wages of the men, and that the
fight between himself and the city
electrician has been brought about by
the influence of the contractors.
Atlanta Georgian. [volume] (Atlanta, Ga.) 1912-1939, 1914-04-13
Federal Army
Marching on TOrreon.

Special Cable to The Atlanta Georgian.
TORREON, MEXICO, April y. via
Juarez, April II delayed by ceusor).
Three thousand Federal troops are
marching northward to attack Tor
reon while General Villa and the
main part of the ConstitutionaGst
army are attempting to destroy Cen
eral Velasco's rallied forces at Par
ras.
Though there is large force Of
rebel troops here, d hurry call was
sent to-day to General Villa to hasten
back to resist the threatened attack.
On a train arriving here to-day
from San Pedro were 200 Constitu-
tionalist wounded and 365a Federal
prisoners, including many officers, The
Federals have appealed to the Con
stitutionalist leaders for permission
to join the rebel army They said
that hundreds of the soldiers fighting
for Huerta were starving and would
he glad to join the Constituencies
If given an opportunity.
From the wounded rebels il was
learned that the town Of san Pedro
had been recaptured by the Federals
on Friday, after villa had gone to
Parras in pursuit of NelascO, The 1T
tie force of defenders were put 10
T. IT by the soldiers Of General Ar
gumendo and General Campo and
had to retire to the westward to await
reinforcemeuts
The water supply at San Pedro was
poisoned by the Federal troops before
General Nelasco led his army to Par
ras. MANY Constitutionalist. soldiers
were poisoned before this fact was
learned, and several of them died.
Atlanta Georgian. [volume] (Atlanta, Ga.) 1912-1939, 1914-04-13
Walsh and Cross Are
Taking Things Easy

Los ANGELES. April 13-Freddie
Welsh and Leach Cross, who are sched
ued to go the 20-round route in the
Vernon Pacific arena on April %, are
not working their heads off preparing
for the coming bout.
Welsh is spending his time in sight
seeing. while Cross had just returned
from Wheeler Springs where he has
been getting himself into shape pre-
paratOry to starting the hard grind Of
training tomorrow. Both boxers intend
to attend the Richie Murphy affair in
San Francisco Friday night. The win
ner OF the local bout has been promised
a date by Promoter McCsrey with the
winner Of the bout next Friday, and 1t
is probable that the big match viii be
pulled off as a July 4 card
Atlanta Georgian. [volume] (Atlanta, Ga.) 1912-1939, 1914-04-13
President Returns
From Easter Outing

WASHINGTON, April l3-Presi-
dent Wilson arrived at the White
House shortly after o'clock to-day
after spending the Easter holidays at
White Sulphur Springs W. Va. He
left Mrs Wilson, Miss Margaret Will
son and Mrs Francis Bowes Sayre at
the Springs. He viii reioin them next
Thursday, II he can leave his duties in
Washington.
Secretary OF the Treasury McAdoo
and Miss Eleanor Wilson returned 10
Washington with the Presidential
party
Atlanta Georgian. [volume] (Atlanta, Ga.) 1912-1939, 1914-04-13
'Broyles' Talk Warns
Against Cigarettes,
Debt and Gambling

Extravaganza, idleness, debt. gam
bling, cigarette smoking, and drinking
are pitfalls on nfes highway, against
which Judge Broyles would warn the
young people Of Atlanta.
An audience which taxed the seating
capacity of the Georgia Avenue Presby-
terrain Church heard the Recorder speak
along that line Sunday night.
A great percentage of the cases that
come to his court are the result of some
OF the dangers he had mentioned said
Judge Broyes Some of the men |
have put on probation have gone home
and murdered their wives; their weak
ness was liquor he declared. Ma
thanie Pruitt the barber who com
mitted suicide April T. was conquered
by whisky He was placed on proba-
ton in my court only short time be-
fore he took his own life"