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Manchester Democrat. [volume] (Manchester, Iowa) 1875-1930, 1914-07-01

seed. It is often necessaryzt to 60 into
grain fields with q scythe.and cut this
weed out to prevent It from seeding.
before the main crop Il cut. Plow
the land as soon as the croplof grain.
Is removed. Then reploW late in the
fall, leaving all roots possible exposed
A5three-year rotation OF barley, clover
corr or other cultivated crop should.
be practised. u
Manchester Democrat. [volume] (Manchester, Iowa) 1875-1930, 1914-07-01
Experience

."Pat, when was you first married?
Mike asked.
eat nineteen years 1t was" Pat re-
piled, sand, begorra, "a " marry
again so young II ! should live to be
the age Of Methuselah,"-Boston Even
ing Transcript.
Manchester Democrat. [volume] (Manchester, Iowa) 1875-1930, 1914-07-01
So E-E
Enoa5You'I Like Better

aA4NS E006 4YoUIt IIko 6ettef.
Often when boiling eggs the white
comes through the shell and spoils the
taste Of the egg through its appear
ance. This may be prevented II a
teaspoonful Of salt is put into the wa
ter before boiling.
Manchester Democrat. [volume] (Manchester, Iowa) 1875-1930, 1914-07-01
-
Cold Rains %lniurlus,

The cold rain win stop the milk
flow II the cows have to stand all day
without shelter.
Manchester Democrat. [volume] (Manchester, Iowa) 1875-1930, 1914-07-01
t}Eg-5{g - - ,
Start 4 MIX Record.

Are you sure your cows are all pay
ing for their board? Start a milk rec
ord and find out.
Manchester Democrat. [volume] (Manchester, Iowa) 1875-1930, 1914-07-01
.Fenclno pastur,a

Il there is a permanent pasture on
the farm it rarely pays to fence the
individual fields Of cultivated crops.
but If the fields are pastured1 in rota.
ton 1t may pay to fence them.
Manchester Democrat. [volume] (Manchester, Iowa) 1875-1930, 1914-07-01

Must First Have 0ratiheatlon.
The average man has to become
powerful enough to feel sure he has
the whiphand In order; TO be able to
forgive his enemies successfully.
Manchester Democrat. [volume] (Manchester, Iowa) 1875-1930, 1914-07-01
!. Er.ate.tina w.eds.

Getting a.weed in time saves
than nine. An average plant OF wild
mustard. for instance. will produce
$4,000 seeds In a Don't let
them go to seed.
Manchester Democrat. [volume] (Manchester, Iowa) 1875-1930, 1914-07-01

nure and water and mulch heavily
with barnyard manure gafS
Soak the hanging basket twice .
week By setting it in q tub of water.
The basket can be let down by q pull
10y and drawn up without lifting.
Plant flowers for others. q we'll as
yourself. and don't forget to take 2
Manchester Democrat. [volume] (Manchester, Iowa) 1875-1930, 1914-07-01

Stocking Hint.

Totdo away with darning, rub the
heels OF new stockings with parafhn.
Put the stocking over the darning
egg and warm the parafin enough to
make it soft In the hand, then rub
well.
You viii: find that this protects the
heel against the rubbing, and that it
will notSwear out.
Manchester Democrat. [volume] (Manchester, Iowa) 1875-1930, 1914-07-01
By Other Msya

OthSf Weys.
Il an sorry to pee you going with
that disreputable young fellow, my
son. even II he has plenty Of money
and goes everywhere.".aS #l3
But father, didn't you tell me TO;
cultivate society"
q did. my son. but not with rake
Manchester Democrat. [volume] (Manchester, Iowa) 1875-1930, 1914-07-01
8 control a. onion Maooot.

Control Of Onion Maggot.
No entirely effective method Of con-
trolling the onion maggot has as yet.
been discovered, according to the
Massachusetts experiment station.
Manchester Democrat. [volume] (Manchester, Iowa) 1875-1930, 1914-07-01

In the fields q big team makes haste
by the width of the furrow OF swatl
they cut. S
Manchester Democrat. [volume] (Manchester, Iowa) 1875-1930, 1914-07-01
/ Bio ones for Llttle onee.

Big Ones for LIttls Once
Years ago, In north Missouri, there
lived a certain backwoods farmer who
had q singular faculty for overlooking
the most obvious things. Once he,
swan his horse across q river and
stopped at . house near by Is borrow
q bucket. &
II want to water my hoss down here
ut the river" he explained.
On another occasion he approached
a neighbor and surprised him with the
offer Of . trade.
I'D like to swap my three big pigs"
He said, 'for three little pigs"
What's -that?" demanded the aston
,ished neighbor.
well. you see" answered the 9TH
81. my pigs have got too big for their
pen."----Youth's Companion.
Manchester Democrat. [volume] (Manchester, Iowa) 1875-1930, 1914-07-01

ss%Ns&SM ~ sss #5aH{S.s A%EaN5#8aSS
w rs mi.ht No IN +he
Sfaars Scn;ne
ma thev did corna mn IA ~
dovn mon IN cnrh ana rubbed his
I've. with two erimv 5Iittia handa and
.tiliS ~ cn,Ia Mt rshS / 49,. Wv
S.asVh.t,s tha mater >" asled aS;hie
.trtdinY m ~ him. aAre
IN m "a IN, w. %@Sas
ssp.hhs ~ n. nta.a I, X.
-, ~ na1,.ansa $500 stS,t 80
Shis.,.d
go. 3 ~
~ ~. ~. i =, - -
= &al.ss = y ~.
H ''pN: no9aea u~uc ny' inole -
scause ne s1elt tnat ~ ~ 90. ~.
tn1ns 70 9. 9 tn N1i eeAuse NJ un 80.
slseestuL AZ th os.p ollcema .a1Slp -. mn
sup sng.,eu m. 1850 1880
~ ou =! lns snatSssEs
me :. sizes sAies. Y snas sp0As l.o stne poltsl.s
sa ne poI.ersto 49, ~ . q
soi asllttle iooma tnsI 49, moylns W
sna S W, VIZ speop.e stanoins Sin IL
a A1l pIess Nlngg asA ms Ne 80 ahil1
u p 9 u 3 Anpsc0 wa ~ h y
ing accompany meetlne. me
we're All semple mo l reaay ODE
gin busines SsJonns NatlA.c walked Z a1 !
restlessly abou the room. his near
vas q no mine ees company laa tnatSday Ee
was eis INN ! Eoi Inc eili il'u. we WY
had LEFT & MN ~ years De1o ore pc pc
Ss sss y We .l, tnats was ancient history now'
4 nh snadS Feelpseennteadu MS 1 EsstlVl - sack1
7c eao ana ASH asnes. eve since. Anuysne
nag stliea g nno nel, = many me.
sb .5e1 Hiidas :; pfioe nag u, .lent lel powe.
my! nin' -. ~ ansu sann.a
ns2tnlllNss - ulu. .Iuo., - 3
$st tk1as's, tlat ine - e.
10y. ne 5u1uI no -. - =. \
.S 1u1el. y ~. ~ ta.u ~
-! AnoW 49, taiiI ~. s.N $50 -
"a pIiaes every ~. = nel .on -,
sno tiiea ana !lleu ~ cou.u .S.unas
nelseAi , osW l1eg - - mn. eseu -
oy $50 80 s
shsS slhat .Witn tne .a ~
r az |! b .DtoD!v 10 nau tons ~ lH,,.r"L !. 4
soIae.nlnE We sne 80. mo.n
N e. slEr ~ ~ ~. Ano tuau. 49,
e ers sougn 1N: not - ~ g :.
s sa1 netla g az au ~ ne .uay = 800
was 'as only z ,.suo',e lnst,uoe en1
formed ne nm I'M now Happy 5he. Mguiu ~.
ana n motner, = : ne eouiu pit
nome 2
- nag no.iceu ~ tSuia..
! piece .ol rs. w. ,tn - nAn -,
g ~as5 ~ = !. ~ 80 ! - 49,
mo.ner sto w I. -. - tns esa AZ
a .li. ~ = xass - .sa
s - away enue e ~ tsal -
apeE.on5 whicn Ssne nau $3.50. 49, 80
enloW Als s.aAs. 1865 =.
Manchester Democrat. [volume] (Manchester, Iowa) 1875-1930, 1914-07-01
TO REGISTER 4 KICK
%lraseibie Senator Simply Changed Tao
ties When Shown the Error
XII Mas His.

One Of our. western senators, who
possesses q rather irascible temper,
has a habit on days when everything
seems to 60 wrong OF scolding the
clerks employed by his. COMMITTEES.
Not long ago, during q session Of the.
senate. the western solon had ex-
pressed a desire that one OF the clerks
prepare a tabulated statement OF cer-
tain trade statistics OF the United
States: The statement was according
~ prepared and laid before the testy
senator, who glanced at it with an air
that BODIED trouble. In . moment he
looked up and exclaimed:
See here, Morton, this won't do.
Why didn't you prepare this statement
on the typewriter? These figures are.
.disgraceful. Any twelve-year-old school
boy could do better than that. See
that three? It looks for all the world
like a i've! No one would take it for
anything else. Just look at it,"
q beg your pardon, senator, replied.
the clerk apologetically: The fact Is.
II u q I'VE"
"A hve!" roared the senator. You
idiot! It looks like q three"
Manchester Democrat. [volume] (Manchester, Iowa) 1875-1930, 1914-07-01

Few Of ms become round %shouldered
ffom carrying other peoples burdens.
Manchester Democrat. [volume] (Manchester, Iowa) 1875-1930, 1914-07-01

In Hiding.
Hips are coming in. again.
HURRY! Now mother can come
back from Europe."--Judge.
Manchester Democrat. [volume] (Manchester, Iowa) 1875-1930, 1914-07-01

Such q diversity Of thought pro
duced a sarcastic comment in LIE Fl.
caro-:
"varium ct mutabile semper fem.
ina" 100
Manchester Democrat. [volume] (Manchester, Iowa) 1875-1930, 1914-07-01

Fools and implements.
Well-kept tools and implements re-
duce labor and Increase pleasure.
East Oregonian : E.O. (Pendleton, OR) 1888-current, 1914-05-18

The program f0r me evening nas ~
foIows. Festival PROCESSION" march
Rathbun. Nona Irrin. Ruta Skinner.
Iusocation. Eey A. X McRae
Flower -s0ns. Oliver Hlsh school
Cirlr chorus. s.Er0luu0u and posi-
bIites - the Modern 55iEh schod.
Fern Wells. The Problem ~ ne
r-nempIgyec. !" fiarenoe cars0n. ''t4oE
Manv ghOusan6 Years Ago. yocaiso-
40. Alfred Groom. .-EcpcsuOD for
Effclency.y Grant skinner. Accress
Hon. 5teDhen A. Lowell -DoED n
rhe DseS.v yocs1 solo, Gordon Foot,
xell. PresentaflOD ~ Diplomas, q. =
EcNaueht. chairman % board
Nr. anc NrE. Geo. Esynin CHAP
eronec q party q tNsntF <iye % ths
pong people 20 Tboms grove shers
. picnic supper Ess fhe principal fes'
tuue. sn0rty after supper they -
Sourneo - ths Butter crsek canos hsf
where dancing Ma engaged Ia vnfD .
late hour
6irs Bertha Jyiebon isas rhe b0stsss
n . chsfitg dish spyfsf IN honor q
Nies Je1sie B3ilisnis tsr.fe-ro-te n
1cr william keimeliae. op Necnes
East Oregonian : E.O. (Pendleton, OR) 1888-current, 1914-05-18

Dixie Lend fwifh variations Lindsas.
1Gls Jamioe Brigham. Ael01y ~
Love. En1eIman. Niss vera Pur6y
wta EinG ard Tide fsnarch) BeWitt.
Bllsses Bryant and Watlenburger cav
alry Trof Kern. 8r JACK staufieid.
Ths sailor B0yE Dream fbarcaroiieJ
I.eHache. 1lss ciarioe Fl0ra Watson
prom the Heart (EeEerlej Kern. 3iiss
Edle g0hns0D. u TrogatOre fAOr'
oesn O. Conoerfj EeluOtte. 1lss SKIN
Ger AID Nr. SaDDer. NOrma thOr'
oean o. conoert5 AelnOtte. Miss kptt
Ekinner. Bis0lertO ftranscriDtiof
geroij Dom. Mis- Opal Bryant
The fifth annual commencement "
tbe HermistOn bigb school sak hel<
11hprs6ay. Eay - 3n ne assembly
room - ffse high scbool. The cla1'
roli CONSISTING ~ thrss. Miss Per-
wells. 9fr. clsreDcs L Carson snc Af
Grant skinner.
IN staEe and room sas beaptf0
d. decoratec H. tbe class colOrs, ma
rson and N.hite The <rOff - N
rag b,eing baniec slth rec aD'
F whit reref r1hiie fhe WINS rer
o0seree rlfh sifes enc climbing roses
East Oregonian : E.O. (Pendleton, OR) 1888-current, 1914-05-18

dav evening other guests - Nis
Dishou's were. Misses Beuiah Eeec
Bessie NcPhersen. Nsbei fcElroy
Ina Nattenbrreer. Alberta Mcdonald
cara I'r1auf Virginia TODD aue 1frE
LaDra Bea6'nefgn.
Dr. and Nrr Ralpb Stanfield end
ciAaren ano Giss Bryant - Ecbo and
pr and Nrs. Harry BartbolomeE. "
Efaufielc were in town Fg1cay egeu-
lng. attending Nr EzDper's rseitsL
Thomas camDbeD. gry 1eft Thurs
day for Portland for . shOrt yislt-
f,rOf Damon and F'r0f Eobesrts -
tertzlDec tbeir Glasses win . Dieui'
o. "Wednesday afternoon,
4 ~. =. selierE Eak q FeDcletoD 10
ltOr 6stDrcsy
Hiss <allisD Baftepburser Bstprnes
- her bome IA Ecbo ehls s<terD0Oi
sfter . three osys yls1t e1tb frieDei
lD this CITY
East Oregonian : E.O. (Pendleton, OR) 1888-current, 1914-05-18
BOJII NIEN or 30
VISIT AfNICB BOIBJs

INNsBRrcK. Tyroi Ausfrla Ma
1s.-Afiar q ylfif ~ q day an6 haif
here fhe two hundred memberf ~
the American HOtd MeDs Mutual
Benefit Association. left here early
today for Munich, where they wlll
make their headquarters ~ the Bay
erischer BOf They expect 90 reacil
Munich late this afternoon. Thel
nJII remain st the Bsyarisn capita
for nbree days during which time
they WIN be the guests Of the BDDiei
hotel The Dexf stop after hpniei
giil b. LDcerDf.
East Oregonian : E.O. (Pendleton, OR) 1888-current, 1914-05-18

BkRsBFJEI<D. Ore May 1s,-bf'
Ger leaving Norfb Bend ne <esm
SCHOONER TJyertOn, bess'lly LOADED via
1usDt,sr. listed 10 fhst shs wss tD dan
ger 81 tDrDing Oyer iD aeeD wafer
she wss run On the mud fsls IN Eortf
sl0pTh, N'bere ebe D0y stands a1mof'
o. ber port si1e.
Iater g. va found Decesssry - 80
3esae the 1ecijosS - DyH1DfT. Par
- d hss bsen eaye1, DDt fhe bey \
silies rfCh foafing lDnlber.
East Oregonian : E.O. (Pendleton, OR) 1888-current, 1914-05-18
5APAN VIII sPIgND
s000.o00 AZ TIIB IMPOSITION

SAX FRhNCIscO. May H.
Nspecial) The government of Ja-
pan wiil eEpend 100000 at ths Pa
naina-Pacifie Exposition, next year.
in addition a. an almost priceless er-
hihit ~ rare tapestries lacquer work
aud paintings on eKhibi, VIII De made
u Jspap's Industrial progress. The
japanese pavilion VIII De built iD the
historic architecture Of Nippon. The
grounds, covering five acres, viii bs
ransformed by Jspaness landscape
gsroeDers. ~ n said that upon tho
conclusion ~ the exposition the build.
ing, which IL upon the United states
Preside reservation, viii become fhs
property ~ me government the gift
" Japan 70 the United States.
East Oregonian : E.O. (Pendleton, OR) 1888-current, 1914-05-18

when the baby takes TOO much
food fbe stomach turns; the result Il
Indigestion, sOBrpess ana vomiting.
Frequently the bowels are involved
sD1 there h cole pains aD1 ciafrboea
NeDEE,s BABY Ef1EgB H. Q Grand
corrective remedy for tbs stosnsob and
biweg disorders - baiies. u ~ pure,
niboiesosDe and DiesssDf % take. Prtce
re aDo zoe psr bottle. Soi1 ~ ~
lerE.--1oy.
East Oregonian : E.O. (Pendleton, OR) 1888-current, 1914-05-18

Tndise-fiong Can't fsf2 10 ApIsetitey
a freafmenf ~ Electric bltfers in
creaaes y0Dr appefite, stops inci8ef-
fion. sou can est everything. A rea.
spring tonic for liver. kidney and
afomarb- fr0Ubias Cleanse yoyi
whole system ans 500 Eel fine. biee-
tfic Bifters 6io more FOR Nr. p. -
PaabieF stomach troubles tbeD an,
medicine he ever tried. Get q bOttif
today zoe snc fio9, - your drug
GIT
BDckdeD's 1rBies ssiye for Eczema
ADV.
East Oregonian : E.O. (Pendleton, OR) 1888-current, 1914-05-18

HERMIsTON. Gre. Nay The
rrpls ~ Nr otto y sapDer gave .
recital Frlday evening la me h.sn
school aucitoriBn - unusual Disaspre
g. rhich the friends - ne DDDiis snc
the general ppblie Nere insitec- N
foilosinr prosram brooght mpch sD-
piaone
z.amnp.a farar.scrdiDrien Eerolcl
sfarfir Nas Lillian HattenDefSer
East Oregonian : E.O. (Pendleton, OR) 1888-current, 1914-05-18
ART DEPARTMENT
SPECIALS

STAMPED PILLOW TOPS Many beautiful
designs in floral and conventional patterns soc and
65r w.lnes 3Sc
East Oregonian : E.O. (Pendleton, OR) 1888-current, 1914-05-18

Barbe1 wire cuts. raeyse wounds.
collar sDo harness gals heal up quick.
" when BAILhRD's SNOW LJNT.
nENT u applied u n both healing
500 sDfisepfie. Price ztc. soc ana
bLpe per bOiiis. Sod by ~ dealers.
ADV
East Oregonian : E.O. (Pendleton, OR) 1888-current, 1914-05-18

GsliOE complfxiop Il ope 20 q tor
go liEer. BERBINE DDrlfier anc
1,trengrhenf ne llger aDc bVEels sDs
fesforse tiis rosy tlDorD - hes,th 20
me cbsek. Pr,os cbc. Solc ~ al
o. lerF .--Ecy.
East Oregonian : E.O. (Pendleton, OR) 1888-current, 1914-05-18
EXTRAORDINARY VALUES OFFERED IN THIS GREAT SAIL
THERE'S A REASON FOR THE EXTRA

S
.
aPav % customer & acm aSeSG Toy osbU
hk 70 m f fpA
yh bar "a ON a me ~~ ~~ r sxep hh~ac &Sema aaSanh nwS
dlr E van w
Imperial Valley press., 1914-03-12
Market Reports
Yesterdays Cotton Market.

New York, March 12.-Our mar
ket opened slightly higher than due
on cables and after fluctuating with
in a narrow range the close shows
old crop options at practically last
nights prices, while new crops are
3 to points net lower. Buying for
Wall street account and trade houses
caused a slight advance early in the
session. but under selling by the south
Liverpool and local traders the edge
was taken off the more bullish tone
and a setback of about 9 points was
had. On covering by the room crowd,
however, the market reacted ard ~
covered part of it's loss. Souther1
spot markets were quoted at un-
changed prices. The temper is still
bearish. but steadier tone is noted
on any setback.
Follow ing are closing quotations to-
day: January, 11.36@37; March, 1886
@37; April, 12.O5@Os; May, 11.77@
rs; July, 11.6s@7O; August, 11.57@
So; September, 11.4O@41: October,
11.35@11.36; December, 11.42@43.
Spot cotton quiet; middling. lilo;
gulf, 1885.
Imperial Valley press., 1914-03-12

sales were made on the exchange at
that time and for that reason the
exchange price remained at i9, which
was the last sale. Yesterday the sale
at TIC placed the figure where it
should be, since the supply of this
cheese is now plentiful. Sixty cases
CT ranch eggs sold yesterday at 2oc
dozen, the same rate which has
prevailed for several days. Butter
sold at the established rate of 22c
a pound.
One of the large houses on the
market expects another shipment OF
endives from France today. The same
house received lot several weeks
ago and the salad .delicacy met suca
good demand that more was or
dered Immediately. The endives Will
probably be offered at 4Oc a pound
The only grapes on the market ar
present are the Malagas, which were
imported from Spain some time ago
They are moving very slowly. All OF
the local grapes have finally been
cleaned up.
There is scarcity of good bell
peppers on the market at present ana
for that reason 16c to 1Sc a pound
was asked yesterday for selected
shipping stock. New potatoes are
also scarce and for that reason the
small supply meets ready demand
at around 81 lug. Asparagus sells
all the way from 1212d ITO zoe
pound, depending on the quality.
Receipts of produce in Los Ange-
les yesterday were: Eggs, 736 cases;
butter, 37,455 pounds; cheese, 4,22n
pounds; potatoes, 72 sacks; sweets,
1919 sacks.
The following egg, butter and
cheese quotations are taken from
sales on the Los Angeles produce ex-
change. The wholesale price of cream
cry extra butter is 4c above the CIV
en- price and that of eggs the price
given under the candled head:
Butter, per pound-Creamery ex-
tras, 22c.
Eggs, per dozen-Case count, zoe;
candled, 24c.
Imperial Valley press., 1914-03-12
Clerk Counting
Registrations

Major S. Cook, county clerk, is now
engaged in tabulating the different
party affiliations in the registrations.
The law requires that this be COM
pleted by March IT, From the first
thousand tailed it was shown that
the Republicans were slightly in the
lead. with the Democrats and Pro-
gressives following in the order
ramed. Approximately 5000 regis
trations will be on the books by next
Monday.
Imperial Valley press., 1914-03-12
PEOPLE SHOULD GUARD
AGAINST APPENDICITIS

Ell Centro people who have stomach,
and bowel trouble should guard against
appendicitis by taking simple buck
thorn bark, glycerine, ETC., as COM
pounded in Adler-i-ka, the German
remedy which became famous by cur
ing appendicitis. JUST ONE DOSE
relieves sour stomach. gas on the
stomach and constipation INSTANT
LY because this simple mixture
draws off such surprising amount Of
old foul matter from the body. j. E.
Davis. -(Advertisement.)
Imperial Valley press., 1914-03-12
Los Angeles Produce Market.

Los Angeles, March 12.-The in
creased production of fresh Califor-
MIA cheese was shown yesterday on
the Los Angeles produce exchange
when its jobbing quotation dropped
from 19c to 17c a pound. The whole
sale rate declined last week, bat no
Imperial Valley press., 1914-03-12
Barley Market.

San Francisco, March 12-In the To-
cal grain pit today harley options
were steady. Barley meets fair
inquiry and strictly choice parcels
are readily taken. December closed
1.16 bid and 1.161s asked. April
closed 1.15 bid and 1.17& asked.
Imperial Valley press., 1914-03-12
Scratch Tablets.

Scratch paper in tablets suitable
for restaurants, merchants, house
wives and school children, 10 cents a
pound at the Press Office. If
Imperial Valley press., 1914-03-12
A Sporting
Chancellor
Four

There remain today four
fve-acre tracts in the first
subdivision of Wilsie front
ing on the San Diego Boule-
ward which have not been
sold. There are naturally
several of these tracts front
ing on other streets still un-
sold, but the tracts Oh
"Cuyamaca Drive" better
known as the State Highway
to San Diego, are worth
from rs to SO per cent more
than the Others. NotWith-
standing this, we have made
a flat price to apply alike to
all tracts in the subdivision.
This provides a sporting op-
portunity for four people
who are able to make up
/ their minds now and tie uD
| these four tracts with de-
posits before they are gone.
We dare to predict that this
location is destined to be
lined with fine homes sur.
rounded by beautiful
grounds similar to those
which border the grand bou-
levard w hic h traverses
Lankershim and Van Nuys.
AS an evidence that this view
is shared by others able to
judge of the progress Of
events it may be stated that
4 the five-acre tract at the cor
3lner of the subdivision near
est to Ell Centre has been
selected by one of the leading
bankers and business men of
the valley. The owners of all
Whsle five-acre tracts front
ing on Cuyamaca Drive will
have demand made upon
them within a short time to
divide them up into villa lots
for suburban homes, and
this, of course, gives a specu-
lative value to these particu-
lar tracts in addition to their
value as strictly productive
properties. 1t is q case Of
"first come, first served
Scores of you are to become
residents of Whsle eventu-
ally; decide the matter today
and obtain the profit and the
advantage of first selection.
X X X
EDGAR RR0S
Imperial Valley press., 1914-03-12
In New Quarters.

Miss Jean Brook has moved her
dressmaking business to 7Rumsey's
Department Stores-where she is re-
ceiving her patrons. ADV. 273
Imperial Valley press., 1914-03-12

Wood for sale. DooPs ranch, 8
miles west of Calexico.-Adv. tt
Atlanta Georgian. [volume] (Atlanta, Ga.) 1912-1939, 1914-04-09
Daysey Mayme and Her Folks
By FRANCES L. GARsIDE.

brought her assistants running to her
side
Look" she said, in fine scorn, hold
ing up an ostrich feather a bunch Of
aigrettes and a spray of French roses
Look" The assistants looked. and
as they looked Daysey Mayme began
to feel herself dwindle away as rap
idly as a piece of bacon dwindles be-
fore hot fire. "She wants to put
that stuff on a new spring hat"
snorted the milliner, her scorn grow
ing at leaps and bounds.
The ideal" chorused the assist
ants
u thought. perhaps" said Daysev
Mayme. feebly, that I could save
money by using some trimming had
in the house
The ideal! repeated the assist
ants
The naughty milliner, having by her
scorn reduced Daysey Mayme to sub
mission, then sold her a fifty-dollar
hat. and Daysey Mayme. who had had
to bow her proud neck in order to
enter the miliner's door, was so re-
duced i'm size when she left that she
rad TO stand on tiptoe to reach the
doorknob.
The scorn Of the naughty milliner
for anyone who had for Noble Pur-
nose a. desire to save money on a
spring hat scorched her and melted
her and dwindled her all the way
back till she had reached such size
when nearing home that q. policeman
lifted her up and carried her over a
crossing.
You are too little" he said, Ito be
on the streets alone
Atlanta Georgian. [volume] (Atlanta, Ga.) 1912-1939, 1914-04-09

Why. Mother, is that called
"homelike" church?
Because. My Child, the preacher is
always asking for money.
Why, Mother does Mr. links carry
himself so erect and look so much
younger?
Someone. Child, has just paid him
a compliment, and when an old man
is paid a compliment it always takes
effect Immediately.
Does man, Mother ever long to
be a woman?
On only one occasion, Daughter
When a woman abuses him, ne wishes
he were a woman so that he could
talk back
What, Mother, is meant by work
ing the growler?"
in prohibition towns, Little One it
means running into Joint for a
bucket of beer but its wider and more
fitting meaning is getting money out
Of father
When a man sits by himself in a
deep study and smiles, is it possible
to tell, Mother, at what ne Is smH-
ing?
10 one knows, Daughter but it IS
pretty safe TO bet that he is not smi-
ing at the thoughts of the crown ne
will get when he reaches heaven.
Why, Mother does Mrs. links feel
warranted in spending ten dollars so
foolishly?
Because, My Child. he found five
dollar bill and wants to celebrate.
What. Mother, is the difference be-
tween the knight Of old and the lover
of to-day?
The knight Of old, Little One, risked
his life to gather r flower growing
beside a precipice that he might give
| it to his lady love. The lover of to-
day gets his flowers at the green
house and charges them to his father.