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Albuquerque morning journal. [volume] (Albuquerque, N.M.) 1903-1926, 1914-10-17
RAMPANT BRIsToW.
tSprlnghoId Republlcan)

Senator Brstow of Kansas needs
a guardian to protect him from him
self There was that famous letter
in which, before he got into congress,
he begged for federal office purely
as u personal convenience aud with
out any suggestion OF desire to do
public service Now he has written
himself down again by braying in
this fashion.
II believe the president surrender
ed his administration to the sinister
influences in this republic. and that
from now on there win not be. and
that there has not been heretofore,
an administration for half a century
that was so abiectly suhservient to
the Wall street influences as this
one
That assertion viii certainly not
hurt President Wilson, but 1t Will
help to reconcile some of the rest Of
The sad fact that the disgruntled
Bristow VIII cease to be senator on
March 4
Albuquerque morning journal. [volume] (Albuquerque, N.M.) 1903-1926, 1914-10-17
nEACTIEUI Old HYMNS.

Hundreds of men from the saliva.
ton Army missions have answered
the call of Lord Kitchener for service
and many stories OF their gallantry
are now coming back from the front.
One OF the wounded served as a
motor driver in the Royal Field ar
tIllery. He was a bandsman in the
salvation Army before war was de-
clared and told Of hearing other
former SaNationists singing the ia
vorite songs OF the army on the bat
tlehelds at night While following the
retreating Germans" he said, six OF
us got lost For four days we tramp
ed without anything TO eat or drink
On the third day our tongues were
hanging out from thirst and two Of
the men went mad. 1t was on the
fourth night that We fell in with the
British ambulance sections and one
of the first sounds | heard was a
wounded man in one OF the wagons
singing,
I'm a child of the King.
I'm child Of the King,
With Jesus. my savior
I'm child Of the King.
Il learned he was Salvationist|
and later in the stiffness OF the night
Albuquerque morning journal. [volume] (Albuquerque, N.M.) 1903-1926, 1914-10-17
MUNICIPAL MARKETS.

Experiments In municipal markets
have recently been made IN man,
northern cities The theory was thai
the heavy cost of conveyance from
the primary producer to the ultimat,
consumer could be ecenomlzed or puI
upon the public the consumers cost
could be reduced and the producers
profits increased,
Most OF the experiments have failed
To- want of support hy the public.
Tho central market opened IN Chicago
had 80 little business that the plan
for district markets has been ahan-
doned The farm delivery markets
fostered in New York hy organizations
Of housekoepers seem 20 attract New
hut their sponsors ana creators The
curb mark,ts OF Philadelphia have
had only moderate success
since the market FOR Albuquerque
wns first launched by Mayor Sellers.
the journal has kept track Of The ex-
perlments ia other cities with a view
10 learning how well they succeed
The establishment. IA cities that
had not tried il before, Of the gem
eraI city market with stalls for rent
ers. to be resorled Ia ~ country sell
crs has failed even more completely.
Except in the south and border cities
ike Washington and Baltimore, the
public market, 80 common IN Europe,
does not seem 10 appeal to the Ameri-
can public except "a convenient
resort for retailers
The city market Involves personal
visitation hy housckcepers and trans
porfatlon Of purchases made 90 the
homes. often At great Inconvenience.
The American public wants all OF
Albuquerque morning journal. [volume] (Albuquerque, N.M.) 1903-1926, 1914-10-17

/ fflANW
the fact that what is called the bat
tie Of the Aisne has iasted more thar
three weeks without material adyan
lage to either side has caused mucl
surprise. But as a matter Of fact IN,
world knows very little Of the fight.
ing. Enough leaks through the cen
korship 10 show thai there has been
no general battle In which the wh1l,
Inc WAS engaged. In fact that would
ne almost inconccivable along lines
extending two hundred miles. Bat
tles Of moro or less violence have oc-
CURED now here and now there on
the lire. II looks more like Il siege
with softies AZ various points NJ dii-
'fefent times.
When We compare this so-calied bn.
ne VITA the Fighting IN front Of Rich
mona ifiN years ago we are bett,
able 10 understand the apparent lack
ei progress Grant began his move
nent against Lee MAY 8. 1864, anl
luchmond wax evacuated In April.
1856 What could have been referred
10 ~ one battle a. logically ar this
Fighting Ia northern France began
WIN The Wilderness and ended with
AppomatoN ana the two were eleven
months apart
We do not refer to that as battle
because we Know that IL consisted Of
several bloody battles. many battles
That would have been considered great
n any war on this continent prior to
Albuquerque morning journal. [volume] (Albuquerque, N.M.) 1903-1926, 1914-10-17
4 REAL LITTLE KING.

The war brings 20 the attention n
the world a bunch of little kings Who
are wondering in these evil DAYS
whether their crowns are solldly on,
The control Of those little kings over
their lands IL much less real than tho
control Of the real little kings of
America, Of whose work for the world
We hear only In odd corners Of the
newspapers. For example
A hoy IN Utah this senson fortified.
plowed planted. weeded, cultivated.
watched and guarded half-acre OF
potatoes 20 such purpose that he har-
vested three hundred and eighty-tWo
bushels the biggest half-aefe Yield
IN Utah
II is hardly possible that the little
Kings in Europe can feel the real
lcrdship Of land, such as is felt rs
this youth Of The west Those knights
tend to destroy the kindly fruit Of
the earth The rtah boy and his kind
tend 20 produce these fruits IN great
er abundance The kinglets are wor-
ried about the future lie aud his
kind are laying up provisions against
the future needs Of mankind
With an acre, and Will. il Is pos
sIble to do great things This year II
~ better than a kingdom, aud safer
Albuquerque morning journal. [volume] (Albuquerque, N.M.) 1903-1926, 1914-10-17
The StoryteHers



Tommy WAS reading the war news
When he finished he came over to hi'
mother and said
Mamma. how do wars begin
wei. suppose the Germans hauled
down the American flag. and that the
Austrians--"
Here Tommys father interviewed.
My dear he said, 'the Germans
would not"
Mother. Excuse me, they would
"
wow dear whoever heard Of such
thing
Pray do not interrupt"
But you are giving Tommy a
wrong idea.'
n am not. sir"
You are madam
Don't call me madam ] won't al
low YOU
Ell cali You what I choose.
Pm sorry ever saw youl You
are so--'
Tommy tgoing OUT: IT'S all right:
think ! know how wars begin"
Albuquerque morning journal. [volume] (Albuquerque, N.M.) 1903-1926, 1914-10-17
Comparison of Battle of the
Aisne With Grants Campaign

INES union.D
The war between the states. aud fnlls
~ many Skiimlshes as thsrc Were
uaSs, censorship had prevailed Then
4 As likid as that which prevails now
ana u brief reports Of fighting had
pcen issued every day as Is now the
case the public for three weeks OF
mere would have considered il one
general battle.
( There are several points of resem-
blhnee between the two campaigns.
Failing to drive Ice back Grant stead
IVY moved MS troops by the let flank
Just "s the French are doing now. This
movement progressed until the greater
portion OF both armies had been
moved south Of Petersburg. and that
Guy an1 Richmond hack of IL. we're
asshlled from the south The French
lctt was then steadily extending fur
thef south. The movement then took
el'Ven months. with fighting every
das How long viii IL take now?
the lighting in northern France viii
develop another point Of similarity Ia
mat around Richmond when Grant
l"si men he could replace them. Lee
couldn't. When the allies lose men
they can replace them. The Germans
can't Grant. though losing In about
SIX weeks more men than Lee had,
round the proportion of his numerical
superiority over Lee increasing every
DAY The allieH VIII find this true Il
nat'lo continues without decisive re-
Albuquerque morning journal. [volume] (Albuquerque, N.M.) 1903-1926, 1914-10-17
AUTOMATIC LIAR.

louisville Courior-Journal.)
That the fumes OF the famous
French 3-inen shell have a most
ideally effect In an enclosed space is
shown by a scene that met the eyes
lof the French penetrating chateau
occupied by the Germans and which
they had lust bombarded. Entering
the draving-room, they found a COM
pany of Wurtembrrgians petrified in
action. Some We're at the windows
taking aim, with their fingers still
pressing the trigger, while others
We're M the tables. where they hal
been playing games. with cards in
their hands, while still others had
cigarettes in their lips An officer
stood With his mouth open. as IL in
the act OF debating an order, and all
Albuquerque morning journal. [volume] (Albuquerque, N.M.) 1903-1926, 1914-10-17
The Day in Congress
THE SENATE.

Met Mt II a. m.
Consideration Of war revenue bill
resumed
Adopted taxes on tobacco and wine
and telegraph and telephone messages
as framed by finance committee.
Petitions presented urging legisla-
tlon for relief OF cotton producers
Agreed to vote tomorrow on war tax
bill and amendments
Amendment to Clayton antitrust
act introduced proposing TO re-insert
specific penalty for violations and
sale of assets Of convicted corpora
tons, will be considered next session.
Recessed at 5.45 p. in. until II a.
IN, Saturday
Albuquerque morning journal. [volume] (Albuquerque, N.M.) 1903-1926, 1914-10-17

heard clear voicc in another part
81 the camp singing.
Then We'll roll the old chariot
along
And we won't drag on behind
The song was taken UP IN other
parts Of the camp until It swelled in
to a chorus Of voices that made the
air ring with TIE old salvation Army
snngh
Albuquerque morning journal. [volume] (Albuquerque, N.M.) 1903-1926, 1914-10-17

To show YOU how safe and sure is
Certone, the flesh-maker and strength
giver, here is an analysis OF Certone
made by The Scientific Station for
Pure Products We have analyzed
Certone and find that II contains no
poisons drugs or injurious materials.
Certone is a concentrated uourishmeut
tonic, formed from food essences in-
stead of drugs" (Signed) Dr Q. w
WILCOX
Albuquerque morning journal. [volume] (Albuquerque, N.M.) 1903-1926, 1914-10-17
WEAPONS or WARFARE.

tNcw York Herald.l
Perhaps the most striking. beeaus,
to the lay mind. least expected fea.
ture of the fighting in Franc,
has been the success achieved By the
French and English with the bayonet
Its use has had small place in the
curriculum prescribed by Germany
military siratePsts. And as tho
kaisers war machine has been gen
orally regarded as the most nearly
perfect thing of the kind i'm the
world, military men at leas.
have been disposed TO accept the
German dictum that as an instrument
of modern warfare the bayonet was
out OF date
Every war teaches its own lessons
If cold steer had been removed
from its old place in military science
Il VIII now be restored. Concede to all
other weapons their full fighting
value, and yet in The hand-to- hand
fighting that must mark the supreme
crisis, the bayonet cannot be dis
pensed with
As the submarine has proven its
worth AT sea, SO have aircraft and
motor vehicles on land Air scout
ing has almost il not entirely elimi-
mated that heretofore most valuable
asset of strategy surprise As a
machine, neither the aero
plane nor the dirighle has as yet
proved itself, but as eyes for the
armies all types or aircraft have been
shown to be Indispensable
Albuquerque morning journal. [volume] (Albuquerque, N.M.) 1903-1926, 1914-10-17
TIE IIorsE.


met AT noon.
Joint resolution for gold medal and
thanks of congress TO Thomas A. Edi-
son for his scientific achievements in
PRODUCED
Adjourned at $40 p M until noon.
Monday
Albuquerque morning journal. [volume] (Albuquerque, N.M.) 1903-1926, 1914-10-17
Bits of Humor


Jones has stopped talking OF his
new safety razor Guess It won't
work
Yes, Il Will He's selling Il To hos
pitfalls for skin-grafting operations. 49,
phllAaelphiA I.edger.
Albuquerque morning journal. [volume] (Albuquerque, N.M.) 1903-1926, 1914-10-17
With Scissors and Paste
THE JACKDAw or RHEIMS.

THE JACKDAw or RHEIMS.
Perhaps there IN sim lackdaw a
Rheims II he exists he must hav,
been much disturbed by the German
shrapnel which burst about the Gbthi,
iarrhes Of the venerable French ca.
thedral At any rate, his fame viii
probably be no greater than that OF
lngoldsby's juckdaw
The Jaokdaw sat on the cardinals
chart
Bishop and abbot. ana prior were
there:
Many monk. and many a frlar
Many a knight and many squire.
with a great many more of lesser de-
gree
IN aooih, eoodly company;
Ana they served the Lord primate on
Blended knee.
Never, weon wns prouder seen.
Read Of IN books, or dreamt Of la
dreams,
Than the Cardinal Lord Archbishop
Of Eheims
The poet continues TO narrate how
the Cardinal Lord Archbishop re-
moved his turquoise ring to wash
his hands, ana how, while he
and the rest of the compnny were
occupied In this important occupation.
the Jackdaw hoped up and ex-
lraclod the trinket Great commotion
followed.
And the abbot declared that when
nobody twigg'd II,
Some rascal or other had popped IN
ana prIgg'd IT,"
The cardinal rose with dlgnified
look.
lie called for his candle. his bell, ana |
his book
In holy anger and pious grief,
lie selemnly cursed that rascally
thief
lie cursed him Mt board, he cursed
him In bed.
From the sole Of his foot to the
crown Of his head.
lie cursed him In sleeping, that
every night
He should dream Of the devil and
wake in fright.
lie cursed him in eating, he cursed
him in drnklng
He cursed him in coughing, IN
sneezlng. IN winking.
He cursed him In sitting, in stand !
Ing. in lying
lie cursed him in walking. in riding, ,
In flying, !
lie cursed him in living, he cursed 4
him in dying! !
ever was heard such terrible a
CURSE :
But what gave rise to no little sur !
prise.
% one seemed one penny the worsel 4
The day was gone, the night came
ON.
he monks ana the friars they
searched till dawn
When the sacristan saw, on crum- a
pied claw. !
ONE limplng a poor little lame jack !,
dawl n
No longer gay, ms on yesterday; a
Is feathers all seemed TO be turned q
the wrong way u
is pinlons droop d--he could hardly h
stand n
is head was as bald as the palm of
your hand; q
His eye so dim, so wasted each !,
limb. 2,
hat, Needless of grammar, they all Il
cried. THAT'S ,HIMi n
hats the scamp that has done this n
scandalous thing! n
hats the thief that has got my o
Lord Cardinals ring
The poor little iackdaw, when the h
monks he saw II
eebly gave vent to the ghost Of ii
cav. B
nd turn'd his bald head as much MS NJ
10 says.
ray be so good az to walk this way!"
Slower and slower. he limp'd on be-
fore, III
II they came to The back OF the he'll Il
fry door, Al
Where the first thine they saw, Ial
midst the sticks and the
straw. nj
as the ring in the nest of that lit ii
tie jackdawl 5,
Albuquerque morning journal. [volume] (Albuquerque, N.M.) 1903-1926, 1914-10-17
Classic FEATURES.

From the way you are staring at
me. madame. conclude look like
some one You knew
So you do. You remind me so
much Of my dear old English huh ter
rieri ~-hahimore American.
Albuquerque morning journal. [volume] (Albuquerque, N.M.) 1903-1926, 1914-10-17

Sometimes there Is complaint Of
noises by the railroads, but that ls
merely o whisper compared with that
Of the boy getting home from school
Albuquerque morning journal. [volume] (Albuquerque, N.M.) 1903-1926, 1914-10-17

II YOU are thinking Of rhyming
October with sober" don't do u.
The critic reads no further.
Albuquerque morning journal. [volume] (Albuquerque, N.M.) 1903-1926, 1914-10-17

President Wilson is now a popular
IDIOT. aud descrvedly 50, But il is q
long time 90 the Tipperury of 1915
Albuquerque morning journal. [volume] (Albuquerque, N.M.) 1903-1926, 1914-10-17
THE MIND Is IT'S OWN PLACE.

The mind is Us own place. and in
itself
can make heaven Of hell, he'll of
heaven
Albuquerque morning journal. [volume] (Albuquerque, N.M.) 1903-1926, 1914-10-17

the corpses looked absolutely life
iike'~~A Paris Dispatch via London.
IN "Roughing 1t" Mark Twain tells
ABOUT nm automatic liar who describes
"a petrified forest IN the west The
audience listens open mouthed to his
accounts Of trees, vines flowers. ami
mals' Indians, all petrified. Warm
ing to his subject the Ananias OF the
Rocky mountains declares that even
squirrels In the act Of running up
the trunks Of trees. even birds In nll
flight In midoir were pctrlfied "as
natural as life"
But, sir, the laws Of gravity ?"
cried an excited listener.
'Pelrified,' replied the raconteur.
without turning hair. "all petrlfied."
Albuquerque morning journal. [volume] (Albuquerque, N.M.) 1903-1926, 1914-10-17
SAD TIDINGs.

'Shakespearc's Henry VI"
My honorable lords, health to you
all.
Sad tidings bring to you out Of
France
OF loss Of slaughter and discontinue,
Hiliehhe' Champagne, Rheims. or
leans.
PARIS Guysors, peletiers, are all
quite lost.
Bismarck daily tribune. [volume] (Bismarck, Dakota [N.D.]) 1881-1916, 1914-10-22
HAs UNIQUE:
OF MILITARY
SERVICE r C AND Defense

London, Oct 21.-The enforced
military training system in Australia
and New Zealand is too new to be
put to a test in the contingents from
the antipodes sent, to the present war,
but it is talked Of seriously here as a
possible means to strengthen the Eng
,lish army and at the same time. tes-
cape the CONSUMPTION system of the
continent.
The Australian system does not
take men away from productive labor
as does European CONSUMPTION. It is
more Is iffnational guard service
we're required of every able4bodied
man In the United States. beginning
With the public school military train
ing. It aims only to provide trained
men Tor emergencies, instead Of a
.seasoned and, menacing force
Military service in Australia be-
gins with boys at the age off12. But
from IL to IA the junior cadets, as
they are called, wear no uniforms and
their training is confined to gymnas-
tics, marching and first aid. Senior
from IA to 18 years of age,
have a simple uniform and receive In
..struction in company and battalion
drill, musketry, sentry duty and the
like. The number Of hours Of drill
does not exceed that Of an average
national guard company In America.
What gives discipline to this force
Bismarck daily tribune. [volume] (Bismarck, Dakota [N.D.]) 1881-1916, 1914-10-22
SUNDAY SCHOOLS IN
RURAL DISTRICTS
ARE PROGRESSING

The Sunday school people in North
Dakota rejoice in the progress being
made along the lines OF Missionary
endeavor. Many have been asking
''What are we doing to open more
Sunday schools?" The American
Sunday School Union is answering
that question every day. Since thu
National society was organized over
80 years ago, this body has opened at
the rate of nearly four schools a day.
248 Missionaries are now at work IN
the United States; North Dakota has
8 of them in the state. These men
are intcrdenominational workers. In
Minnesota, where there are Is men
engaged, they represent eight differ
ent denominations. Mr.. Doolittle, OF
Valley City, has the work in charge
in North Dakota. lie reports that
last year the American Sunday School
Union cared for $50 rural schools
with regular services.
TO save the church we must save
the child; to save the child we must
give it religious information that Is
far better than reforming men. Much
energy is being expended these days
upon the, children, but far too great a
portion of it upon the city children
Bismarck daily tribune. [volume] (Bismarck, Dakota [N.D.]) 1881-1916, 1914-10-22

is the law. An employer who keeps
an employee from his military duties
is subject to a fine of $500. IA senior
cadet evading duty Is liable to fine
ranging from $25 to $500 for each
year Of evasion, the penalty being
enforced only in cases where the Of
fender is IS years Of age or over.
From the years 1S to rs. there are
required of each man 80 drills annu-
ally, of which 20 must be outaof door
parades and IL halliday or six whole
day exercises in the field. Further,
each mar puts in at least a week in
annual training in camp and also fires
a course of musketry each year,
In New Zealand, an employer who
attempts to interfere with the train
ing of a subject is not only fined, but
blacklisted asiwell for all government
contracts slh:n,.,' 1 t''i E.
Compulsory training will in full
operation give Australia a force of
10000 citizen soldiers and 100, 900
cadets, and New Zealand a force of
10000 trained men. Australia has a
population of 5,0S3,0O0 and New Zea-
land 1000, 900 whites.
Bismarck daily tribune. [volume] (Bismarck, Dakota [N.D.]) 1881-1916, 1914-10-22
DARkEN GRAY HAIR,
LOOK YOUNG, PRETTY
Grandma's recipe of Sage Tea ant
Sulphur darkens so naturally
that nobody can tell.

Almost everyone knows that Sage Tea
and Sulphur, properly compounded,
brings back the natural color and lustre
to the hair when faded. streaked or gray;
also ends dandruif, itching scalp and
stops falling hair. Years ago the only
way to get this mixture was to make It
at home, which is mussy and trouble
some. Nowadays, by asking at any drug
store for "Wyeth's Sage and Sulphur
Compound" you will get a large bot
tie of this famous old recipe for about
50 cents
Don't stay gray! Try it! No one
can possibly tell that you darkened your
hair, as it does it 80 naturally and
evenly. You dampen a sponge or soft
brush with it and draw this through your
hair, taking INC small strand at a time;
by morning the gray hair disappears, and
after another application or two, your
hair becomes beautifully dark, thick and
glossy.
Bismarck daily tribune. [volume] (Bismarck, Dakota [N.D.]) 1881-1916, 1914-10-22
A PRETTY Skin
MAKES A PRETTY FACE
Stuart,s Calcium, Waters Cleanse
tile Skin Very Quickly aud
Make It Clear and White.

Do you envy the girl with the deli
cate tints and the rosw glow Of good
health on her face? Do you long for
the perfect freshness and beauty Of
her complexion? The means Of gain
ing them are within your reach this
very minute.
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eruption your face may be-no mat
ter how dull and yellow your skin
ap,pears-your complexion will be
Transformed almost instantly into all
that Is lovely and desirable.
Bismarck daily tribune. [volume] (Bismarck, Dakota [N.D.]) 1881-1916, 1914-10-22
Everybody loves a,,pretty' face and
4 delicate skim"

Everybody loves a pretty face and
a delicate skim" s&jg..
Face lotions and creams merely
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they are Of no, permanent value. Stu
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i Buy. a box Of Stuart''s Calcium
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