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The Pioche record. [volume] (Pioche, Nev.) 1908-1925, 1914-09-19

There is utility in modern fashions,
after all A farmer incensed because
male scarecrow failed to keep the
crows out of his corn stripped it of
its rags and logged it out like the
modern woman of fashion, slit skirt
md all The crows being modest
= "rove that men are not crows
The Pioche record. [volume] (Pioche, Nev.) 1908-1925, 1914-09-19
issues Defense Bonds.

Bordeaux.-President Poincare has
signed decree authorizing the issue
of treasury bonds. redeemable in from
three months to one year. bearing
per cent The bonds are to be called
national defense bonds"
The Pioche record. [volume] (Pioche, Nev.) 1908-1925, 1914-09-19
Food suppIles Scarce.

London.-Countless refugees from
the Austrian province of Galicia are
fleeing toward Vienna and are Sc
riously reducing the food supplies &C.
cording to Rome and Vienna o.,
patches.
The Pioche record. [volume] (Pioche, Nev.) 1908-1925, 1914-09-19
Priests Shot as Spies.

Amsterdam.-The Cologne Gazette
publishes dispatch from Sarajevo,
Bosnia, stating that several Seryian
priests have been shot as spies on
charges OF melting the people to take
up arms against the dual monarchy.
The Pioche record. [volume] (Pioche, Nev.) 1908-1925, 1914-09-19

Western minister says Eve didn't
realize she lacked clothing until she
ate the apple. And, by the way, we
don't see many women eating apples,
these days
The Pioche record. [volume] (Pioche, Nev.) 1908-1925, 1914-09-19

The grammarians of Germany are
up in arms" because the kaiser used
bad German in farewell letter to
Prince Wedel, the retiring viceroy of
.Alsace Lorraine. When grammarian
sees chance to correct anybody com.
hitting lese majestic is mere trifie
to him.
The Pioche record. [volume] (Pioche, Nev.) 1908-1925, 1914-09-19
villa Wants Troop. withdrawn.

Mexico City.-Gen. Alvaro Obregon
telegraphed to General Carranza re-
quest from General villa that the con-
stitutionalist chief request Washington
to remove the United States troops
from Vera Cruz.
The Pioche record. [volume] (Pioche, Nev.) 1908-1925, 1914-09-19

The young man. or any other style
of man, can better afford to be called
tight wad than. he can to spend more
money than he earns
The Pioche record. [volume] (Pioche, Nev.) 1908-1925, 1914-09-19

Announcement Of a new duration
record of Is hours and 10 minutes in
the air reminds that the transatlantic
trip involves good deal more than
has yet been accomplished.
The Pioche record. [volume] (Pioche, Nev.) 1908-1925, 1914-09-19

Another thing In favor of baseball
Is that there is no recorded case OF
man suffering from heat prostration
on the bleachers.
The Pioche record. [volume] (Pioche, Nev.) 1908-1925, 1914-09-19

A bill to require automobiles to be
so constructed that they could not ex-
coed IL miles an hour would receive
a whole lot OF enthusiastic support,
from the people who don't own auto
mobiles.
The Pioche record. [volume] (Pioche, Nev.) 1908-1925, 1914-09-19

A woman who wed her husband to
keep him from committing suicide is
now suing for divorce Evidently the
wretch has been making threats again
The Pioche record. [volume] (Pioche, Nev.) 1908-1925, 1914-09-19

And now fashion authority says
men must wear v-neck shirts. That
means that lot of unattractive.look.
ing wishbones are going to be ex.
nosod
The Pioche record. [volume] (Pioche, Nev.) 1908-1925, 1914-09-19

There is big difference. boy, be-
tween burning the midnight oil to get
an education and burning 1t to dance
the tango
The Pioche record. [volume] (Pioche, Nev.) 1908-1925, 1914-09-19

When ii comes to rain the farmer
and the baseball magnates are eter-
nally at odds; but Well have to root
for the farmer.
The Pioche record. [volume] (Pioche, Nev.) 1908-1925, 1914-09-19

A bill has been introduced into
congress to abolish the tipping evil.
When this is successfully passed. con-
gress might try its hand at extermin-
ating the boil weevil
The Pioche record. [volume] (Pioche, Nev.) 1908-1925, 1914-09-19

The slim woman Is passing" an
nounces a fashion journal Well. she
doesn't wear slit skirt, so let her
pass.
The Pioche record. [volume] (Pioche, Nev.) 1908-1925, 1914-09-19

The report that ice cream contains
germs has died out. The young men
tried to keep it going. but they just
couldn't
The Pioche record. [volume] (Pioche, Nev.) 1908-1925, 1914-09-19

There will be no crush at the gang
plank when the first transatlantic
aerial liner starts on it's initial voy-
age.
The Pioche record. [volume] (Pioche, Nev.) 1908-1925, 1914-09-19

A federal judge has decided that a
noise is not patentable. But some
noises ought by all means to be Jail
able.
The Pioche record. [volume] (Pioche, Nev.) 1908-1925, 1914-09-19

You must say this for the bathing
suit: 1t is seldom cut as low as the
ball gown.
The Pioche record. [volume] (Pioche, Nev.) 1908-1925, 1914-09-19

England may beat us playing polo,
but we just dare her to bring forward
a baseball team.
The Pioche record. [volume] (Pioche, Nev.) 1908-1925, 1914-09-19

Marconi's invention for firing guns
by wireless won't do much harm un-
less he tries 1t on one that's un-
loaded
The Pioche record. [volume] (Pioche, Nev.) 1908-1925, 1914-09-19

When women go to congress will
the Congressional Record issue fash.
ion supplement?
The Pioche record. [volume] (Pioche, Nev.) 1908-1925, 1914-09-19

The pen is mightier than the sword.
but l6-inch gun is surer thing than
either.
The Pioche record. [volume] (Pioche, Nev.) 1908-1925, 1914-09-19

But the baby that looks like its ia
Their very often makes a noise like its
mother.
The Pioche record. [volume] (Pioche, Nev.) 1908-1925, 1914-09-19

Vacations will be in vogue this year,
as usual.
The Pioche record. [volume] (Pioche, Nev.) 1908-1925, 1914-09-19

Very few men whose wives play
bridge whist can afford to play poker.
The Pioche record. [volume] (Pioche, Nev.) 1908-1925, 1914-09-19

Trick work by the air men Is the
chief cause of loss OF life among avt-
ators.
The Pioche record. [volume] (Pioche, Nev.) 1908-1925, 1914-09-19
WHAT SHERMAN SAID

mat Sherman was correct in his an
a'ysls OF war. is positively proven by the
following figures:
The Pioche record. [volume] (Pioche, Nev.) 1908-1925, 1914-09-19

Who says the world is not getting
better? Not single umpire has been
mobbed this season.