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Clearwater Republican. [volume] (Orofino, Idaho) 1912-1922, 1914-07-17
Prophetic Retort.

The governor Of Virginia, at Q time
when Washington ~ . mere youth
ventured to demonstrate against the
injustice Of .. certain decree, turned
flercely upon the young man and in.
CURED:
And who the dickens are you, sirr'
With cold but courteous bow, the
young virginian. drawing himself up
to his proud height. frigidly replied:
Nobody In particular Just now, but
for the future. sir. somebody in gen.
eral."
Tho naughty emphasis on the word
general. 1t IL said, sent . cold chill
running up and down the governors
spine, which 1t required seven mint
tuleps and six bottles Of port TO 70
Neva-Judge.
Clearwater Republican. [volume] (Orofino, Idaho) 1912-1922, 1914-07-17
Nuts From the Philippine.

Pill nuts. which grow abundantlv in
the Philippines. have recently been
shipped on a considerable scale to the
United States. They are produced by
trees Of the genus Canarium, TO which
belongs the Java almond. arc nearly
triangular in cross section, and con.
tain a small oily kernel of almond.
like flavor. Besides being very pala.
table In their natural state. they yield
a valuable oil, resembling oil Of al
monds. According to an ofYicial "a.
port. the production Of pili-oil Ia one
OF the coming industries Of the Philip
pines. only awaiting the invention Of
machine for cracking the nuts.
which are very hard.
Clearwater Republican. [volume] (Orofino, Idaho) 1912-1922, 1914-07-17

GtSA/A4v VI tOudys LILO C6Rlt6A Va
Prussia, ia the residence Of the
German emperor and the seat
OF the German imperial govern.
ment
1t Ia also the greatest manufacture
Ing city in continental Europe. As
such 1t offers q striking contrast to
the Berlin Of the forties. with its two
stored shabby houses. rough cobble-
stones. and open cutters into which
the evil smelling sewage was poured.
War and politics have been the
principal factors In its progress, and
the fact that the Hohenzollerns chose
Berlin as their home.
During the last two decades the
River Spree. beside which it stands,
has been reduced to the proportions
of large canal. confined by walls Of
solid masonry. which facilitates the
transport Of heavy traflc. and indeed
serves as . means Of transport be-
tween different points within the city,
thus relieving the local streets Of
railway traffic. This extensive sys-
tenn Of inland water trafac-greater
than that Of the Rhine-has been DO
tent In the rise OF Berlin.
The neighboring city Of Charlotten-
Durg has been absorbed into the cap
ltal, as have Wilmersdorf, Friedenau,
schoenberg. Tempelhof, Rixdorf. Rum
mlesburg, and dozen other places
north, south. east and west. Independ-
ent villages few years ago, they
nave dropped into the NAV Of the In
satiable capital. The provincial town
of the forties is now a seething me-
tropolis with a population of over
three million Inhabitants.
Greatness Born Of War Of 10.
The strongest impulse to the city's
growth came Of course from the foun-
hation OF the empire, and the flow of
The French milliards toward the Spree.
both of which resulted from the prof
table war with France Within the
last decade or SO whole new quarters
have sprung into existence. each one
rs large as fair-sized city. In many
Of the broad straight streets a tree
Clearwater Republican. [volume] (Orofino, Idaho) 1912-1922, 1914-07-17

survive the sight Of humiliation such
as he would suffer on the morrow Al.
ready he heard the Triumphant jeers
Of the Centipeds henchmsn. the angry
clamor Of the Flying Heart, the mock
Ing laughter Of his rival.
He groaned aloud. Forsooth, .
broksn tool OF all the countless tens
of thousands Of toes In Christendom,
the one he had hung his salvation
upon had proven weaker than . reed.
What cruel Jest Of Fate was this? II
Fate had wished to break . toe why
had she not selected. out Of all the BILL
lions 1T her disposal, that Of some
other athlete than Culver Covington-
even his own.
]. Wallingford Speed started sud
lenly and paled. He had remembered
Clearwater Republican. [volume] (Orofino, Idaho) 1912-1922, 1914-07-17
SELF-CLEANER FOR BUCKETS
ally Scrape interior When Skip 10
Being Unloadod.

The Scientific American describes q
self-cleaning drag scraper bucket, In.
vented by w. H. Morse Of New Or
leans. a. follows:
The invention relates to excavatine
or dredging devices and has particular
buckets or skips. Among the objects
Clearwater Republican. [volume] (Orofino, Idaho) 1912-1922, 1914-07-17
Demands for iridium.

As an alloy for hardening platinum,
iridium, which was formerly used only
for the points Of gold pens. ID now bo-
ing extensively employed. Pure plati.
mum II now rarely used, and iridium,
which was once less costly than platI.
uum. has now almost dot bled In price.
Clearwater Republican. [volume] (Orofino, Idaho) 1912-1922, 1914-07-17
EXCELLENT AS A SHARPENER
Guide Piece, Invented by New Jer-
sey Man, Insures Proper Angle Of
Blade to Rod.

The sharpening of knives, scissors
and the like is not so simple as it
seems. Many man uses a safety
razor merely because he does not know
how to strop an old-fashioned razor.
For the secret of sharpening steel
tool lies In the angle at which you
apply the tool to the sharpening de-
vice. whatever 1t may be. To insure
Clearwater Republican. [volume] (Orofino, Idaho) 1912-1922, 1914-07-17

CHAPTER xv.-Continued.
'Will you marry meT asked J. Wal
lingford Speed.
"The ideal" Miss Blake gasped.
''Will your"
please don't speak that way. When
q man cares for a woman, he doesn't
deceive her-he tells her everything.
You told me you were a great runner,
and l believed you. I'll never believe
you again. OF course, shall behave
to you In a perfectly friendly manner,
but underneath the surface l shall be
consumed with Indignation" Miss
Blake commenced to be consumed.
f''See! You don't acknowledge your
lperfidy even now"
What's the use? II said couldn't
run, and then beat the cook, you'd b.
.ieve l deceived you again. And sup
pose that can't beat him?"
Then l shall know they have told
me the truth"
And II, on the other hand, 1 should
lwin"-Miss Blake's eyes fell-"Helen,
would you marry met" Speed started
toward her. but she had ned out into
the twilight.
Dusk was settling over stretches Of
purple land. and already the room was
Epeopled by shadows. Work was over;
there were sounds of cheerful prepare.
tions for supper; from the house came
faint chords of laughter.
It was the hush that precedes the
evening ~ It does the dawn; the hour
of reverie. in which all music IL sweet,
and forgotten faces arise to haunt.
Speed stood where the girl had left
him. miserable. hopeless, helpless. And
certainly his love was lost He had
stayed on in the stubborn supersti-
tious belief that something would
surely happen to relieve him from his
observation-disclosures had never failed
him beforehand instead, every day,
every incident. had served to involve
him deeper. Now she knew! It was
her golden heart that had held her
true thus far, but could any devotion
Clearwater Republican. [volume] (Orofino, Idaho) 1912-1922, 1914-07-17
Early MarrIaona

Children born too late are orphans
too early" says . Spanish proverb.
Early marriages have this advantaea
that parents can settle their families
In life and renew their youth in thsls
A1AAAsna'a children.
Clearwater Republican. [volume] (Orofino, Idaho) 1912-1922, 1914-07-17

the right angle, New Jersey man has
patented scissors sharpener that has
q guidepiece attached. This guide
piece IL Of greater width than the
sharpening rod and has a curved upper
edge. It IL adjustably secured to the
rod and diagonally across the face Of
the latter, preferably near the upper
end. A scissors drawn across the rod
with this guide In place must be drawn
at the correct angle. and there IL no
danger Of breaking down Q fine edge
Clearwater Republican. [volume] (Orofino, Idaho) 1912-1922, 1914-07-17

Ssk-cIeanlno Drag sorapsr Bucket
Of this invention il to devise q bucket
having means associated Herewith for
automatic operation whereby the con.
tents of the bucket, IL Of Q sticky ma
ture, will be dragged or scraped there
from at the dumping operation.
Clearwater Republican. [volume] (Orofino, Idaho) 1912-1922, 1914-07-17

- ERLIN Of today, the capital Of
Prussia, Ia the residence of the
German emperor and the seat
Of the German imperial govern.
The sun. [volume] (New York [N.Y.]) 1833-1916, 1914-07-21
NOT TO BAR COMPETITION.
PenpsylvRnfa Road Tells why I,
Wants to Keep Lake Boats.

ATLANTIC CITY, " j.. July 20 THE
Pennsylvania Railroad Company. in Civ
ing testimony In rebuttal before Karl X
Gartner. a special examiner for the Inter
state Commerce Commission. to-day On as
application for permission TO retain owhsr-
snip IN the Erie and Western Transpor,a-
Line asserted that the Erie and Western
could he more ndvantageously operated
by the Pennsylvania than n IL were indie
dependently owned. The testimony was
given by Walter Thayer, general freight
manager Of the Erie and Western
Counsel for the commission brought
out that there are no boat lines between
Chicago and Cleveland Mr.. Thayer eN-
planned that II water line between these
cities could not operate profitably in COM
petition with railroads lie said IL was
not because railroads dd not want water
competition
Mr. Thnyer denied intlmatlon by coun-
sci for the commission that one Of the OBJ
jects OF railroads In owning water lines
was TO suppress competition. lie said the
PENNSYLVANIA Railroad acquired the An
Choir Line years ago 10 bring more traffic
10 its system. Seventy-hve per cent. OF
the Pennsylvania's lake traffic. he said, is
handled through Erie. Pa.
The application Of the Erie Railroad TO
I retain its interest In the Mutual Transl;
Company and the Erie Railroad Lake Line
will be taken up tomorrow, after which
the I,ehigh Valley, New York Central.
Grand Trunk and Della ware. Lacknwanna
and Western railroads will he heard.
The sun. [volume] (New York [N.Y.]) 1833-1916, 1914-07-21
THE STEEL MARKET.
Prices for Wire Nave Rallied From
Low Levels.

Through tina advance ~ 81 per ton
On all wire products made by the Amer
lean Steel aud Wire Company and eff
fective this week prices have been
raised above the lowest level prevailing
with but one exception for fifteen years.
Prices for plain and galvanized wire,
nails and fencing have been at lowest
levels for the last six weeks.
From the attitude of the company In
advancing quotations IL "a assumed that
they believe tine turn in the trade has ar
rived and that they will be able to book
new business at the higher levels. 7,
10 the dull season, however. with the
wire companies and no heavy buying 4.
expected before fall.
Wire has been one OF the best products
IN the recent break and a good recovery
IN orders will he looked for when buy
Ing in volume starts.
The highest pric" touched by wire
since January |, 1910. has been $3.50
per 100 pounds, which II 50 per ton above
curr- mt quotations. The low since tina,
dato was $3.50 per 100 pounds.
The sun. [volume] (New York [N.Y.]) 1833-1916, 1914-07-21

way ana Light; ss. Teubin vs. Arbesman:
~ hir.ch VS. MARI 50. Re. Amer Soc. Of
Fistc. s. zlpEln VS. yinKIr n- Mcon vs.
Heoht: 50, Timme Grass: 20. Weingart
man vs.. Ehret sa m"nisk same Ss Me y Er'g %.
Re Meyers ". Fowler; g5. Redcline VS. Fow-
i a 49, naekHs V; Merrill; a. bushmell rs
SANE vs.. SANE, iO2, Con.oiida,ed Gas Com.
Trust Company ". Marketable T Company
~ ~ kgis" 4 60 Ns. Eui. los, AudItorium
stern; io' Klein vs kohn; iO9. Heller VI.
nco Rey c S@% Ho''p f 'S%m s.on w.
ac II Poid az, HyEms Ss Hyam' ~ reope
Union iIiiG i Jacobson baE.fy ana SoT
Monte. vs., Woods; iis Hartenis,. vs. s,ad.
iso. Addison " Canneid i2l. Moree '.
MoTt sa M V Ss wsnansv i;3 X HasH
R R,TTy y: ~ G9o, Barry: ri: second Na,iSaal
supr.%a ccsr,@speaia "F T Ts Senis IL
A TX parte matters
=. Surrogates Court 80 Chamber - Before
Motion caiendsr WIZ for probate ecsO Ia
yn MSnn s1%S fam In. kspper Mo[g9rst
Alice y ", ChaunsSy william liam r. I 9lacf
vel. Name c, Riley. Isaac sin-heimer,
EDWARD IL. SlfnonS. isaac y. smith.
city cOurt-Special Term-Part I--Before
Lynch, J. Court opens at 10 A. NJ Mo
tions
Part II--P~for- Lynch, J. Court opens
at 10 A. NJ, TX parte matters.
KINGS COUNTY.
supreme Court Appellate Division 49,
Second Judicial Dcpartment--Rec
supreme Court-Appailate Term-Rrcess
supreme Court-Special Term-part III
Trials-Rece-s
Supreme cour,--Trial Term Adjourned
, until hrst Monday in October: ieit
County Court--Civil Calendar Par, "
| Trial Term adjourned until October. Motions
returuable and orders signed In Part III
room 10.
County Court--Crimiual Calendar-Trials
! Part before Thompson. J. Court ope ms
al 10 A ". Marcus GOistein grand lar
ceny. Harry stein, attempted gra nj larceny:
| Jacob Merrins, burglary: Patrick Reilly
! assault; Benedetto lie Rose, assault; Arthur
| owens, burg lary. Giovanni Delgotto, assault .
Nicholas IIowber, burglary: Joseph Keifrr
/ BENJAMIN Aaron, burglary; Abraham Kafka,
The sun. [volume] (New York [N.Y.]) 1833-1916, 1914-07-21
COURT CALENDARS THIS DAY
NEW YORK COUNTY.
iuprrme u-t-Appsllgte Diyii

Supreme Cou-t-Appellet- Division Re
cess.
supreme Court-Appellat. crm-..nsce,,
SUPREME Cou,t-SSpeGial Term-Part ~
Robin: g. McI.eussiin vs. McT.a tH !.
sullivan vs. Jennings; 5, bommerschelm IS
7. Matter OF Fried; s. PEG. KnbIer VS. Davis.
9, Matter OF nronx River Avenue; 10. Grebo
n. Y. l" lns ana TT, vs. Huppert, 49, Lewis
vs. ponald : s; - Burns Bros. vs. jack,
L.: 49, People VS.. New York Parcel Dispatch
u. same vs., same u.s. Hside vs. Mcssuri, H.
phy n. Smith ". Greeley square ilo,ei; -.
SAM w. c SAM; ~ MSrtp vs. W1a9s e.
RsasS s0'I%S @ % ssna r5 nif -
Reminick; ~, butts vs. Butts, rs, Gerten,
bach vs. GertenbaGh; 20; Matter Of BURNS
Hous,on Hyppodro%s q" 81, Schic6 BE" vs. vs.
schiebler:, 80, New ) orn l,ubricatinr on ~
New York; IS. scamen's Rank for saving,
vs.. Bertine;. 30, Matter. of. Atchinson. 81
Mater % e Hssenaue!' as Mater o. Hrom
Markeys a., Matter Of steinberg, ~, Mat,
ter Of sohSI 49, L'Ghie .n vs.; Aueas,s
Hanf vs., bradley ~, Mall Va seligmani q
sllyeITssre lmEort vs. MnrIowe Ms As, Az
Gray VS. Eagle Warehouse 4 5, Co 81, Mai,
ter o. Garry %, Matter Of Castle I'M Ave
81. Witherhel Il, & Il, & l. 60 " Acker
son; S. ns.hr vs. smith; So. Mater % Con
! weintraub vs.. Halto Realty; SO. Blakemor'
VS., Iinch, 90, Bondreau VS., Same; 81 Bullr
/ VS. Lynch So Same Same; So, CArac
clio VS., same: 81, Same VI. same; as, Citl
OF New York Va Same. &C. Duny vs. Same
Same; 60. Same VS.. Same; 70. Gordon IS
same; ~, McQuade VS.. Same; 70, Scigat,
Va. Same. rs. Webber VS., Same. ~, Same W
Same; 10 lentes vs. Same; 70, Casazzs 80
In, 4. T.; y, Kommei Va same; IS, Casezs
W. Same. 10. Exclusive Features VS. eau
mont Company: so, Erlanger vs.. Acker. 81
| Pryor vs. Petersen. So, Hill vs. Toledo Rail
The sun. [volume] (New York [N.Y.]) 1833-1916, 1914-07-21
would Dust Commissioners.

"If | were President Of the tnFed
States with power over Congressman
there have been such prcsidents-f would
lcgislatc the present Interstate Commerce
Commission out of existence. and two
weeks aftcrward I would enact another
law creating a new commission, and I
would see that iair men, unafraid OF
Iuuckrakcrs, dcmdgogucs and Socialists.
thereafter regulated the freight rates OF
our railroads | say this. although I am
q shipper and pay out large sums TO our
transportation companies
The sun. [volume] (New York [N.Y.]) 1833-1916, 1914-07-21

assault; Nathan Eikler. receiving stolen
goods. 80
Part Ut-Refore IIylan. \. Moe simons
narcotics. Henry Lewis narcotics, Fred
erlck Otinger. narcotics; LOWS Blooh, mar.
cotics Herman II. Bennie rape. Giovanni
LopTestL burglary. Harry Hotsrn. robbery;
Elias Laurie burglary; Vincent Merra
burglary. $780,.
Surrogate's Court -- Calendar - Before
Ketcham. e. Court opens az 10 a NJ, In
the Hall OF Records. second Moor. VIII of
Jacob Maiers Estates ~ Andrew O. Thorn g..
SON aud Elizabeth Helm. Accounting. OF
Daniel !. Runyou, Daisy kNcrson, John
Slote. Samuel 1ippmar. Agnes Mccarthy
ana Charles Y. Wightmau.
The sun. [volume] (New York [N.Y.]) 1833-1916, 1914-07-21

SUPREME. Court RS Justice GieRerlCh--
Keller vs. Hirsh Charles ]" Hoffman; Van
Praag vs. Hlrsh. Charles l.. Hoffman Eos
Is IIirsh. charles L. Iloffman; Roth vs.
Hirsh Charles l.. Hoffman; Wsrsawer "
Hirsh Charles l.. HOFFMAN, Zurich " Hrsh,
Charles L. Hoffman; Riepcr rs Hrsh.
Charles I. Hoffman.
The sun. [volume] (New York [N.Y.]) 1833-1916, 1914-07-21

Michael BorNjowltz. a laborer OF 80
Washington street, told Magistrate House
I'm tho Tombs police court yesterday that
because he refused \ loan OF dollar
20 Peter JUL, also a laborer. OF l6e North
Seventh street, Erooklyn. stranger TO
him, when the latter asked him for the
loan I'm Greenwich street on Sunday after
noon, Jun stabbed him seven times with
n pocket knife, The prisoner was held in
$1,000 bail
The sun. [volume] (New York [N.Y.]) 1833-1916, 1914-07-21
Approves Cry OF Incompetence.

I'm the circumstances we do not wonder
that the cry has gone up tina, with pos
sbly two exceptions the members OF the
commission are incompetent TO perform
the duties entrusted to them. There Is
not q practical railroad man on the com
mission. and yet this body IL charged
with deciding a question which means so
much to tho material interests of the
country
"Hcre is what T.. r. simmons. president
Of the simmons Hardware Company OF ST.
Louis and one OF the largest shippers In
rhe country, thinks OF the course of the
Interstate Commerce Commission. an
opinion which Is shared by leading bus-
ness men everywhere
1.-THE greatest danger now confronting
the country is the dishonest and shameful
treatment given the railroads. Public
opinion. unfairly made. has caused the
robbery of the railroads for eight years.
The sun. [volume] (New York [N.Y.]) 1833-1916, 1914-07-21
ASSAIL INTERSTATE
BOARD AS BUNGLER
New Haven "Muckraking," Say
Brokers, Shields Men
Accused.

Charges were made in the July 10
market letter Of Mddcndorf Williams n
Co. which made it's appearance In the
financial district yesterday. that the de-
iny I'm rendering tine decision In the ran
road freight case has demonstrated the
incapacity Of the members Of the Inter
state Commerce Commission and that the
commission in order to issue 10000
word undertaking report on the New
Haven had saved from punishment men
1t had charged with crime
Interest In the scathing attack was
deepeued because II. Lancaster Williams
of the Stock Exchange firm mentioned is
a brother Of John SHELTON Williams,
COMPTROLLER of the Currency.
The market letter. which bears the
heading business interests aroused by
dillydally policy of the |. G. c." goes on
TO say that the business and financial
interests of the country are becoming
impatient over the long delay on the
part Of the commission in rendering a
decision in the railroad freight rate case
and that they are insistent that the COM
mission act at once.
The sun. [volume] (New York [N.Y.]) 1833-1916, 1914-07-21
EUROPEAN RESORTS.

TOURISTS TO England should mall for
sutomobilc hire rates, splendid recommends
lions from all parts Of America; largest fleet
OF hire cars In West OF England. r. HUMM
G. co. PLYMOUTH
The sun. [volume] (New York [N.Y.]) 1833-1916, 1914-07-21
Charge, saving of Offenders.

The Interstate Commerce Commission.
the letter adds. handed down a decision
few days ago IN regard to steel rates
in the Birmingham district, relatively
unimporttnt matter which had been
pending before the commission for two
years but that the railroad freight rate
iucreas" for which the country has so
long been waiting. has been before the
commsSo on In some form or other since
1910. The letter then says
THE commission cannot Justify its ac-
tion on the ground that the question 70
be decided is 70 complex that the most
careful consideration must be given TO VI,
for IL has been before the body In one
form or another for nearly four years.
surely a sufficient time to have thrashed
out every phase OF 1t
The sun. [volume] (New York [N.Y.]) 1833-1916, 1914-07-21

ANp SAG HAEBoR,
STR 'Shinuecoc'' ~ Mout1uk S."ani -
Co.'S Line leaves y : Pier 3 Z. T. Il'e
And Thurs, $3.50 T.. sat, Zoo y "
The sun. [volume] (New York [N.Y.]) 1833-1916, 1914-07-21
HARTFORD LINE

From New Pier 2O, East River, loot ol fo'c,,.i,
daily eNcept Sunday. a. y. NJ. Tor to,ne' "1N
RIVER landings. Write FOR summer to'ie''
The sun. [volume] (New York [N.Y.]) 1833-1916, 1914-07-21
PopuIar .,GIr Yacht Clifton
nLocK ISLAND. ORIENT.

Around Manhattan Isle, Iv. g. " "a ~
Daily 4 suns 80 ga A. 2n Tks. IN i'rN t
hotels & TIKI. offices 1ol Stil Gr1W'-
The sun. [volume] (New York [N.Y.]) 1833-1916, 1914-07-21
Sight. Seeing Yachts

Obs. .HNAIioS tot ',iSI Around Ne"
Work daily battery Pier, 1881, ~ locturei'
HkLtYOS 10 the ocean. SANDY ilooh 4 SCo,'
and Ilghtshp. 1880, ret 1.M. Tel hToAu H''
The sun. [volume] (New York [N.Y.]) 1833-1916, 1914-07-21
EI5i7'3IS''lYIT5

For Highlands. -rabyisht. ] 1ng Branch. 81.
bury Park and an Jersey seaside resorts
! cave " 35th 81 SIS. 1850 :. NJ. T. NJ lai
The Tabor independent. [volume] (Tabor, S.D.) 1913-19??, 1914-02-05

daad II In their loyalty to this Old Irish
nurse that gives me faith that they are
not the cold propositions they sometimes
seem to be. For once when, after much
careless delay. q fragmentary MESSAGE
came to US that she was I'll and In q hos
pital my two daughters. who were just
starting for a ball, few to her bedside, sat
with her all through the night and never
left her until she was out of danger.
''They brought me back-my darlin's!"
she whispered to us when later we called
to see how she was getting on; and my
wife looked at me across the rumpled cot
and her lips trembled 1 knew, what was
In her mind. Would her daughters have
rushed to her with the same forgetful-
ness of self as to his prematurely gray
and wrinkled woman whose shrunken
form lay between usf
Poor old Jane! Alone In an alien land.
giving your life and your love to the chill
dren of others, only to have them torn
from your arms just as the tiny fingers
had entwined themselves like tendrils
round your heart! We a tossed you
the choicest blessings of our lives and
shouldered you with the heavy RESPONSE
biIities that should reghtfully have been
our load. Your cup has run over with
both Joy and sorrow: but you have drunk
Of the cup, while we are stu thirstyI
Our hearts are dry, while yours is green
nourished with the love that should be-
long to usT Poor old Jane? Lucky old
Jane! Anyhow God bless you!
The Tabor independent. [volume] (Tabor, S.D.) 1913-19??, 1914-02-05
YOUTH WAS 4 LITTLE BITTER
uncie's Quite Natural Desire Did Not
Seem % Him 20 BE Altogether
Reasonahie.

Howard n quite q spendthrift His
only living relative IL an old uncle
who is not; and there r other differ
snces between Howard and his un'
Gle, says the Cleveland Plain Dealer,
However, n day not long ago our
young hero more or less difidently ap'
preached his avuncuiar relative with
the intimation that 1t would be q
graceful thing for the old chap to
loosen up.
Young man." said the uncle, you
are a spendthrift. II I had money
would not give 1t to you. But l have
NO money. You ee to think I have
q treasure hidden away somewhere
Get rid of that notion. l have saved
up a sum large enough to bury me de
Gently when I die, and that is all
Now, get outi" "
A friend Of Howard asked him a lit
tie later in the day why he looked sc
thoughtful.
ct was Just wondering" he said
where that old fellow got the idea
that he ought to be buried decently.'