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Newark evening star and Newark advertiser. [volume] (Newark, N.J.) 1909-1916, 1914-05-29
SALVATION ARMY WORKERS
BOOKED ON ILL-FATED LINER

mander of the London department, Lon
don division.
StaH Captain Arthur Norris, Toronto.
staff Captain McAmmond. Winnipeg.
StaH Captain Hayes. commanding Of
ficer OF Temple Corps, Toronto.
Stsf Captain Goodwin, commanding
officer. Ottawa.
Adjutanf Brice. Matron, Hamilton Res
cue Home, Hamilton.
Adjutant Edwards, mems social de-
partment. Ottawa.
Ensign Jones. Calgary.
Ensign Peacock, Calgary.
Ensign KnudsOn.
Captain Ruth Rees, daughter Of Com
missioner and Mrs. Rees.
staff band, composed of officers from
headquarters at Toronto. consisting OF
twenty eight members, including Captain
MeGrath. The bandmaster is AdJutant
Samaing.
Newark evening star and Newark advertiser. [volume] (Newark, N.J.) 1909-1916, 1914-05-29
LIST OF PASSENGERS ON
BOAT LOST IN COLLISION

MONTREAL, May 29.-The saloon pas
senger list of the Empress of ireland is
j. II. Abercrombie, Vancouver.
j. p. Adie.
Mrs. Adie, Birmingham.
A. b. Anderson. London.
p. c. Averderck, Manchester.
A. e. Barlow.
Mrs. Barlow, Montreal
Mrs. Hart Bennett, Nassau. \. z. Ba-
hamas.
Mrs. w. X. Bloomfield.
Lieut.-CoI W. X. Bloomfield, Auck-
land, n. y.
A. @. Brandon, Manchester.
A. j. Burrows.
Harwood Cash.
Mrs. Cash. Nottingham.
j. j. Cayley, Hamilton.
Miss G. u. Cay, Golden, II. G.
Miss waneta Crathern, Montreal
Mrs. =. w. Cullen.
Miss Maud Cullen.
Master Cullen. Toronto.
X. a. Cunningham, Winnipeg.
VI. A. ID. Darling.
j. Fergus Duncan, London.
Mrs. L. II. Dunlcvy. Denver.
Cox Edwards, YolSahama.
W. Fenton, Manchester.
Miss Doris Gaunt. birmingham.
u. T.. Godson, Kingston.
Charles Goldthorpe. Bradford Eng.
l.. \. Gosseliu. Montreal.
W. ID. Graham.
Mrs. Graham, Hong Kong. China.
Mrs. ID. r. HALEY, Vancouver
&. W. :. Henderson.
W. Hisenhcimer. Montreal
4. Hirst, Birmin CHAM.
Mrs. G.. Holloway. Quebec.
X. w. Howes, Birmingham.
Newark evening star and Newark advertiser. [volume] (Newark, N.J.) 1909-1916, 1914-05-29

Miss VI. AtIkin. Prince Albert, Sask.
Miss ID. Balcomb. Vancouver.
Miss A. Bales, Toronto.
Mrs. W. Barbour, sllverton, b. c.
Miss Evelyn Barbour, Siiverton.
Alfred Barker. Saskatoon, Sask.
Miss Bessie Bawden.
Miss Florence Bawden HillsborO, Ind.
Miss Mary Baxter. Toronto.
Edward BeaIe. London. Ont.
Miss f. Berry, Vancouver, B. c.
Henry Birkett Carstairs, Alb.
G.. ID. Bishop, Vancouver.
Miss /. Blackhurst, Paris. Ont.
J. ". Black, Ottawa.
Mrs. Black.
ReiBholdt Boch, Rochester, Minn.
Mrs. +. +. Boynton. st. Thomas, Ont.
o. Brown, Kenora. Ont.
Costa BuhIer, Regina. Sask.
X. b. Bulpitt, Vancouver.
Mrs. 5. Burgess, Hamilton, Ont.
Alexander Bunthrome, Santa Barbara
Cal
f. Brine. Brisbane.
Mrs. Brine.
Miss f. Brine.
\. f. Caughey. Ottawa.
Mrs. Caughey.
Mrs. f. Chignell. Victoria. b. {.
Mrs. William Clarke.
Miss Nellie Clarke. Toronto.
Mrs. A. Cole Princeton. B. {.
Miss f. Court Liverpool Eng.
Mrs. NJ. Dale and child, Toronto.
j. +. Dandy, Person. Man.
Mrs. j. Dargue. kenora, Ont.
William Davies, Toronto.
Mrs. Davies.
A. 8. Deats, Regina. Sask.
Mrs. }. Elinslie, Moosemin. Sask.
j. Erzinger. Winnipeg.
Miss X. Earr.
Miss y. Farr.
Miss ID. Farr.
Miss b. Farr, MoOsejaw, Sask.
}, NJ. Finley. Liverpool, Eng.
Mrs. John Fisher, Chicago.
II. f. Ford, Winnipeg.
ii. Freeman.
Mrs. Freeman. West Allis. Wis.
Mrs. NJ. Gray.
Miss W. Gray. Terre Haute, Wis.
James Gregg, ChiIliwack, B. c.
Mrs. Gregg.
Mrs. W. II. Griffin and child. Glover.
dale, b. c.
Mrs. J. Hakker.
Miss Judith Hakker. Winnipeg.
c. HaIIidad. Pierson, Man.
William Hart Mortlaeh. Sask.
Mrs. Hart and Master William Hart.
III. l.. Heath. Chicago.
j. X. Heath. Chicago.
Mrs. VI. Il. Hepburn, Vancouver.
Miss B. VI. Hepburn.
Master IL. M Hepburn.
Mrs. Robert POggan, Nanaimo, b. {.
Miss +. Holcombe. Calgary.
Miss c. Hope, Hamilton.
Mrs. Howard and two children, Cal
gary.
William Howarth.
Master Melvin Howarth, Calgary.
Miss L. De v. Hunt Vancouver.
Mrs. George Johnstone, Santa Bar
bara. Cal.
Evan kaValske. Duluth. Minn.
Ivan kavalsky, Quebec.
Miss FredA }. Kruse.
Herman kruse. Rochester. Minn.
J. W. Langsiey Vancouver.
r. Law.
Mrs. Law.
Master Law, Calgary.
!. Lennon. Winnipeg.
Miss A. Liston, London, Eng.
A. Matter. Indianapolis.
A. NcAlpine. Montreal.
Mrs. Charles MOir, Toronto.
J. Morgan.
William Morgan. Minnipeg.
Mrs. r. Mutteii. Winnipeg.
Miss Mutteil, winnipeg.
Infant Mutteli,
Miss Jennie Newton. .Antler, y. ID.
Miss Ostender, England.
.Inhn Patterson. Calgary. Alta.
Robert Patterson, calgary.
Miss y. Patterson, Calgary.
,. poftick. Toronto.
~ ~. Perry, Pc.erl,aro. Ont.
H. a9d MrS. Patterson. Winnipeg.
Misses A. and NJ. PrieetlS, Edmonton
George Prior, Winnipeg.
Newark evening star and Newark advertiser. [volume] (Newark, N.J.) 1909-1916, 1914-05-29

WINNIPEG. May 29.-The Salvation
Army delegates TO the London world 5
convention. who were booked on the
Empress of ireland. follow:
Comn,i ssioDer and Mrs. Rees, Toronto.
Field Secretary Col. GaskiD and wife.
Field Secretary Col. Maidment and
wife.
Winnipeg.
Brigadier Scott Potter, financial secrc-
tar5. Toronto.
Brigadier Walker, editor of the Cana
dian War Cry. Toronto.
Major and Mrs. David Creighton. of
the immigration department.
Major and Mrs. Findiay, Winnipeg.
Major and Mrs. Howell, manager
printing department, Toronto.
Major TUrtin, manager trade depart
.ment, Toronto.
Major Frank Morris, divisional COM
Newark evening star and Newark advertiser. [volume] (Newark, N.J.) 1909-1916, 1914-05-29
MARITIME DISASTERS
OF THE LAST DECADE

Socum, burned, East river, 1904, 1000 lost
Yng King, o Hong Kong, 1908, 800 lost
Republic rammed by Nantucket 1903,
lost
Sardinia burned at 1909. 100 lost
in North Atlantic, 1910, 1877 lost
Black 1912, 172 lost.
iceberg North Atlantic, 1912 1895 lost
Texas, Gulf of Smyrna, 1912, 14O lost
Kickemaru sunk off Japanese 1912, 1000 lost
German torpedo York,
1918, 178 lost
Cavedes lost in Sea Of Mamora, 1913 200
of off Alaskan 1919 320
yolturno. N midocean, 1918, 135 lost
Newark evening star and Newark advertiser. [volume] (Newark, N.J.) 1909-1916, 1914-05-29
Canadian Pacific Liner Sinks in Gulf of St.
Lawrence Nineteen Minutes After Col
IISiOn with Collier StOrStad.
RESCUE SHIPS SUMMONED
BY WIRELESS PICK UP $50
Disaster Occurs Thirty Miles Off Father
Point During Dense Fog--ApparentIy
No Hope of More Survivors.

QUEBEC, May 29One of the a
Atlantic liner Empress
collision
1t believed that
during fog when the
of off
Point which 155 o
The Ireland yesterday Liverpool
carried
the
reports death will be 10
persons
Empress
OF
likely according prac-
tcaIy everybody ont he 10 death
Newark evening star and Newark advertiser. [volume] (Newark, N.J.) 1909-1916, 1914-05-29
MISSING VESSEL
WITH 29 ABOARD
IS BEING SOUGHT
Revenue Cutters Sent to Find
Trace of the Steamer
Luckenbach.

WASHINGTON, May 29.-@Actfng
upon dhe message from Baltimore
owners of the steamer r. J. Lucken-
bach that they fear the steamer has
foundered off the Florida coast with
twenty-nine members of the crew,
the revenue cuttre service stated to-
day that two cutters the Yamacraw
and Seminole, have been ordered to
institute a search from the Virginia
capes to Florida. The Yamacraw
was sent from Savannah, Ga, and
the Seminole from Bufort
Government wireless stations are
also searching for the missing ves-
sci reported overdue at Baltimore
since she sailed, May Is, from Tam
pa with a cargo of phosphate rock
A. X. Webb is her captain.
So far the government agencies
have been unable to find any trace of
the missing steamer
The owner of the LuckenbaclI' ad-
vised the revenue cutter officials that
they fear the vessel was lost in the
heavy storms which recently swept
the south coast or in a collision.
Newark evening star and Newark advertiser. [volume] (Newark, N.J.) 1909-1916, 1914-05-29
How Liner Was Rammed
and Sunk in lo Minutes

liner went down in just nineteen
minutes is taken as indicating that
the GOLFERS speed could not have
been reduced. +. Safety compartments
in the Empress could surely have
prevented her sinking had the col
lision been other than severe.
Feeble wireless on the government
boat Eureka and the Lady Evelyn
and the crippled Storstadt have pre-
vented receipt of anything like a
complete story of the disaster. De
moralization of the land telephone
line along this part of the st. Law
renee has also delayed news from
Rimous<i.
With her bow badly smashed in
where she collided with the EN-
press, the Storstadt reached this
point bound up river. shortly after
daylight The collier wirlessed as
she passed that she was taking sur
vivors to port. The Storstadt's
wireless read:
eve are compelled to proceed
slowly on account of damage sus-
tanned in the collision. The En-
press of ireland was so badly
rammed that she sank in about nine
teen minutes. A big hole was cut
under her water line"
Newark evening star and Newark advertiser. [volume] (Newark, N.J.) 1909-1916, 1914-05-29
Admits Forging Checks to
Buy Sweetheart from Army
Especial to the Evening star. !

PATERSON, May 29.-Confessing
that she had forged two checks for
S190 so that she might be able to
purchase the release of her sweet
heart from the army, Miss Jennie
Vanderwende. of 106 York avenue.
was today arraigned in the record
er's court and held for the grand
jury in $500 bail on a charge OF for
gerry and a similar amount for
grand larceny.
Miss Vanderwende denied having
any connection with an attempt to
POISON Mr., and Mrs. Charles Green
ing of 375 Goodwin street whose
checks she had forged. The girl had
lived with the Greetings recently.
At about the time that the Greenings
lost their checkbook on the Ham
ilton Trust Company. Miss Wander
Soon afterward they were taken III
with poisoning.
Newark evening star and Newark advertiser. [volume] (Newark, N.J.) 1909-1916, 1914-05-29
Captain of Lost
Liner Man Who
Found Crippen

Captain Kendall. commander or the
lost liner Empress Of Ireland. gained
prominence in world news at almost
the vers spot =whrrr- is+s struner sank
today.
While captain OF the liner Montrose,
Kendall discovered among his pas
sengers DIR. Hawley H. Crip-en, the
notorious English murderer, as he
fed to Canada after escaping from
London while detectives were on his
track.
Captain Kendall notified Scotland
Yard by wireless and at Father Point
handed him over to officers of the
law. Crippen was taken back to Lon
don, tried, convicted of the murder
of his wife, and later put to death.
Newark evening star and Newark advertiser. [volume] (Newark, N.J.) 1909-1916, 1914-05-29
HELD
FOR PERJURY IN
ASSAULT CASE
Dougherty Is Charged With
Swearing Falsely About
Street Fight.

Patrolman Edward A. Dougherty,
of the First precinct, who was arrest
ed in the Court of Quarter Sessions
on a charge of perjury yesterday aft
crnoon, was released today under
81 900 bail to await the action of the
grand jury. Judge William p. Mar
tin. who ordered his arrest, sat as a
committing magistrate and fixed the
bail. which was furnished.
The charge against the policeman
resulted from several discrepancies
in testimony he gave yesterday and
that he gave ON April % at another
trial The policeman was the COM
planning witness against W1',am j,
Mcponough. charging assau, and
battery. Among other things the pe-
liceman at the last trial said ne did
not know "Connell," man who was
with McDonough when the alleged
assault; took place and who Dough-
er.y put on Il car and sent home.
Vest rrday he admitted that he aad
known Council since boyhood and
had sona to school with him
DDusherty ON cross-examination by
Frederick e. Lehlbach, counsel for
McDonoush, admitted yesterday that
he had a fight with McDonough about
two years ago. At the previous trial
he denied that he hadevef had fight
with McDonough since they went to
school together
Newark evening star and Newark advertiser. [volume] (Newark, N.J.) 1909-1916, 1914-05-29
Weeping Men and WOmen
Bcsiege Steamship Office
Especial to the Evening star,I

LONDON. MAY 2s-The offices or
the canadian Pacific Railway COM
pany here today were besieged bv
crowds Of weeping men and women
relatives and friends of the crew
of the Empress OF ireland. reported
sunk with 500 off Father Point. Most
OF the officers and men of the EN-
press of Ireland lived here.
Officials of the company this after
noon claimed to have no Information
regarding the accident and the num-
Der saved. Later the line officials an
nounced that many passengers of the
Empress of Ireland were landed safe
" at Rimouski
Newark evening star and Newark advertiser. [volume] (Newark, N.J.) 1909-1916, 1914-05-29

J.. A. Hyamson.
Laurence Irving.
Sir Henry Seton Kerr. London.
Lionel Kent.
Miss Grace Kohl, Montreal.
Miss Alice Lee. Nassau, y. p. Bahamas.
DIR. Alex. Lindsay. Halifax.
C. B. Lyon, Vancouver.
II. II. Lyman.
Mrs. Lyman, Montreal.
A. G. Maginis, London.
c. Malloch. Lardo, b. c,
j. GabsieI Marks.
Mrs. Marks. Suva, Figi.
Mrs. Miller, st. GATHERINGS, Ont.
A. f. Mullins.
Miss y. Mullins. London.
II. X. O'Hara.
Mrs. o'Hara.
Miss Helen O'Harn. Toronto.
". Leonard Palmer.
Mrs. Palmer. London.
Mrs. W. i. Patton, Shcrbrooke.
Mrs. u. w. Price, New Zealand.
Il. J. Rutherford, Montreal.
n. Scybold.
sIrs. SeyboId,
q. Bouge SMART, Ottawa,
Mrs. \. Stork, Toronto.
{. q. Tylee.
Mrs. Tylee.
j. T. Taylor.
Miss u. Taylor.
Miss II, Taylor, Montreal.
Miss n. Townsend. Ncw Zealand.
r. J. Wakefield. LiN erpool
Rev. J. MaIirt, iordon.
T. u. Abbott
e. x. Burt
na,id johnson, Frcder'ri.
Following is a list &c se'oni cabin pas
Sss eers
Misc A. 5. NJ. Assafrsy, winnipes.
Newark evening star and Newark advertiser. [volume] (Newark, N.J.) 1909-1916, 1914-05-29
Huerta Cheered as He
Rides About Mexico City
With Aide in Automobile

MEXICO CITY, May 2s.-President
Huerta. accompanied by a single
aide, went from place to place about
the city yesterday in his automobile
He was repeatedly cheered by crowds
of promenaders. He mixed with the
people more freely than usual and
appeared TO be in particularly good
humor
Newark evening star and Newark advertiser. [volume] (Newark, N.J.) 1909-1916, 1914-05-29
Seamen's Kin Throng Before
Offices of Canadian Pacific

LIVERPOOL. MAY 2a.-CrondS
gathered today at the offices of the
Canadian Pacific Company awaitiu-
information concerning the fate of
the passengers and crew of the steam
er Empress of Ireland.
dany of the seamen and firemen Of
the vessel belonged to Liverpool, and
pathetic scenes were witnessed when
their wives and children turned away
with the information that no names
OF survivors had vet come through.
Newark evening star and Newark advertiser. [volume] (Newark, N.J.) 1909-1916, 1914-05-29

passengers are disem bsrked. both
steamers will leave for the scene OF
the wreck and pick up other pas
sengers.
Arrangements have been made by
the Canadian Pacific railway with shs
Allan line 10 send the survivors -
Liverpool on the Alsatian, which ar
rived at Quebec today
Newark evening star and Newark advertiser. [volume] (Newark, N.J.) 1909-1916, 1914-05-29
Captain Kendall Lost
the Empress on First
Trip as Commander

Captain II. E. Kendall LOST The En-
press Of Ireland on his first trfp as
her commander. He was selected
from ono hundred Canadian Pacific
captains just a week ago to Command
the wrecked liner.
Newark evening star and Newark advertiser. [volume] (Newark, N.J.) 1909-1916, 1914-05-29
Schooner HumarOck COIIides
With Unidentified Vessel

NEW YORK, May 2s.-The schoon-
er Humarock, outward bound for
Philadelphia has been in collision
with an unidentified vessel. and is re-
turning in tow of the tug John A.
Hughes.
Newark evening star and Newark advertiser. [volume] (Newark, N.J.) 1909-1916, 1914-05-29
New Cunarder Aquitania
Ready for Maiden Voyage

LIVERPOOL. May 29.-The new
Al. .000-ton Cunard liner Aquitnla
came out of the Gladstone dock to-
day preparatory to starting on her
maiden voyage to New York tomor
row.
The company entertained 1.ooo
guests on board.
Newark evening star and Newark advertiser. [volume] (Newark, N.J.) 1909-1916, 1914-05-29

.sfo faas les- O Bricn's Tuxedo Park Tract
AIS er.. menl IN page IL of today's Star. .-iAd-
The Fairmont West Virginian. (Fairmont, W. Va.) 1904-1914, 1914-03-12
JOHN SMITHS T

John Smiths letter TO the Times
is an admission OF several things OF
iaore or less Importance, mostly less.
The first Is that itsstsSilf the West
virginian it isfsgee toFbe read even,
as far away as~Washington. :
Other admissions that may have
eomc political bearing is that he ad-
mits when he says that Congressman
Nelly was the first congressman to
give his ace recognition that he was
expecting something in return for his
support. He says also that he was
for ten years a slave to the Republic
a party in Fairmont.
Has he ever thought that his race
would still be in slavery II it had not
leen for the Republican party which
hc has deserted?
iHss9afso aamitsJtliaat1Itqs 10 inh the
politician look 90 gqiIEaipmthe COZ
cred vote. 0Ss,S1 sar1q ,IlfS0i
q What will aistcolored .neni6cratS
MISUNDERSTANDING know they
have been used tto9soeure asplace for
Jolih?lTfMhere Sdo> ,tl,eNocomenin on
the deal?fs1They will perhaps in the
future be moreHcareful who :linesI
them up at the polls, and will per-
laps remember this when John comes
back to line them up again this fall.
The Fairmont West Virginian. (Fairmont, W. Va.) 1904-1914, 1914-03-12
H%IGHtsCHooL FAME.

1t is rather hard to tell, whether
by some personal grudge or by a
feeling of portability, the. Sporting
Editor" Of the Times gave such
startling results and causes of the
defeat of the F.sH. s. y the F. S. y.
S. last ,right. The final score which
was 22 to 90 shows avery close and
undecisive result ap1 f-or1 good
authority" the startling -crort is
given, that, If the 1litN School had,
had five more minutes playing time,
the score might have been changed
Considerably, This statement by
"fpeople who know" quite differs
from the announcement made By the
Times" tia, Normal eoutppiiaycsd stiieir
Opponents 81 fast ball aud by tiirririnfisi;
them out bS their liieeadyy work.
True enough Normal does out
weigh High school, only about So
lbs to the man, and then the High
school team has not had the expert
ence on the farm the Normal boys
ase ""e, aau sie .nus noe aui.e SO
an." .,, o.uef uops.ers manu-
.as ,usn aope as- enat the h,sh
.,ss oyl p'asea ,as.er anu more seieh-
n, ea.a VINE 'he norman ohiy
1v,a ene ,tsh.er team aos taeir huge
ou.ns anu supressea themselves ey
as,ns ne,u soals; Just q bet
W ..an .nes Knew now.
eolnpar,ae ..he real Stars
cue ssme WIN .noses announced
.a.ls molEnins paper, again
yg. aase. na oe !ohnaiea
sne ii..te 10y ~ high.
eoi saa.u' VINO plasea Normai,s
- tENlIFn k rnmnNnfGNU anNffNfaRH-
The Fairmont West Virginian. (Fairmont, W. Va.) 1904-1914, 1914-03-12
SERIOUS
QUESTIONS RAISED

QUESTIONS RAISED
The West yirginian is in receipt
OF q Communication from a promin-
ent Democratic lawyer of the city
who takes issue with the board OF
affairs in the manner OF appointing
Q city treasurer and the mode of col
lecting taxes under this appoints
ment.
Heishows very corclusively, We be-
slieyei that the city will stand to
lose many thousands of dollars in
uncollccted taxes, for the reason that
a collector working on a salary will
not show the same interest in the
collections as he might show il lie
were working on a commission basis.
Hegalso very pertinently points out
the fact that unless the collector is
continued in, office for something
like q year after his term expires
that many u%ncollected tax bills will
be left on tho city's hands, and II
he issthus continued on a salary the
city will be paying not only his SAL
airy but the salary Of his successor,
thereby doubling up the. expense Of
collections.
There are other points raised in
his discussion Of a legal nature that
the tax payers 9of the city should
carefully ffppfgnfsidderrIa nd ,otthat those
matters may be brought to their ats
tention We ~reP55eedayce the commubk
cation w ISislbs is asa tfollows:oau IS
sec: a Of thu chhpa1rrtey says: An
appointed officers Except those VINO
may be under civils3service) sltsll
hold for tile term Of four years (ai,
less sooner removed by 7andsat the
pleasure ofsthe Board of Affairs and
until their successors are appointed
The Fairmont West Virginian. (Fairmont, W. Va.) 1904-1914, 1914-03-12
w JOBS FOR ONE MAN

The Chicago Board OF Public Ell
Gciency, in investigating the con
duct Of the city's butncss. has found
a new development to most people, at
least. OF the staff Of the City Attor-
ney nine members have other gain
full occupations. One man III par
ticular furnishes a striking illustra-
ton.
His title in the City.Attorney's Of
fee is that of law clerk and prclimi-
nary Investigator, and its services
are supposed TO keep him busy from
8 in the morning to 5 in the after
noon. But after he goes home he as
sumes the duty of directing by tele;
phone the movement OF switching
crews for the Chicago, Milwaukee &
st. Paul Railroad, at which he works
from II o'clock at night to Z the
next morning. OF the. "a hours 81
the day Is are given, or should be
given, to occupations that require no
slight degree of application.
OF course II this man serves both
employers faithfully he is a wonder
OF industry and endurance. But
even ignoring the extreme improb.
ability Of Rig attending to both Jobs
as he should, there is a good deal Of
in the opinion of the Chi
.cago News that when there Is so
much talk Of the unemployed; 1t Is
very peculiar that one man should
The Fairmont West Virginian. (Fairmont, W. Va.) 1904-1914, 1914-03-12
7. t'f f9Vf Irt
LUKE McLUKE.

-. .ra N- u .l..AN #ET#H.## ~ e 4. W..
Father always poo-poos when
mother tells how hard she has to
work. But father. would rather take
a licking than try 10 dress one of the
children.
And.tle ,high7cost Of living wasn't
ga high inS tho days when a girl
would rather use soap than cold
cream.
Married life means three months
of kissing and thirty years of cuss-
ing.
A man wouldn't stop to glance at
q window display of wax models III
union suits. But a flash at a stock
ing on a live model will blockade
traffic.
There is always ascrowd when your
wife catches you with another woi
r1aas $50 ~ ssss7 tonf
Every nal isra coward If YOU can
9nly locate his particular foodoo::7S
A halo may DO qifine thing In the
NEXT world. but a woman wantssa
tiara in this one..t " l,4LT 10:
The government has runtlie other
lotteries out Of business, butlthe old
Matrimonial company is still selling
tickets.
You can hurt people more by
laughing at them than by punching
them.
You can't make a man who has to
buy shoes for six kids understand
why some people want to adopt chill
dren.
We all acquire foresight when we
get SO old that we have nothing to
look forward to.
When a man starts In to mind his
own business all the time. his bust
iicss grows SO fast that he hasn't time
"A bride discovers so much about d
man in the first three months OF
married life that 1t wouldn't surprise
her If the wedding ring left a green
mark on ler finger.
A man has toabe mighty fond of
snakes TO admire the pictures Of the
females in the corset ads.
Women mas. now become princi-
pals in the publiciSehools. But that
won't prevent tlrem from getting of
street cars backward j
Why Is 1t that aaboy,s hands ard
a girls elbows always need wash
ing2
The reason a knocked-kneed girl
is happy is because she knows that If
she were ~bow-legged It would bulge
out her hobble.
I won't believe the votes-For-wo-
men crowd have a look-in until I sec
Iictures Of some Of the suffragettes
In the safety razor ads.
When the Devil wants to make
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The Fairmont West Virginian. (Fairmont, W. Va.) 1904-1914, 1914-03-12
The Art Of
Keeping Well

II is as important to stay we'll
and keep well as it is to know
how to overcome sickness or a
rundown condition after you
have burned the candle at both
ends. "A little assistance Civ.
en- 10 Nature nowtand then
will make your resistive pow
er greater and will enable you
to keep well. When You are
feeling the least bit "out O.
sorts you should ats once con-
suit your physician. He's the
one who can tell you exactly
what to do and who will pre-.
scribe the right kind Of med
icine and the minimum
amount. Bring his presclip-
ton to US and we will COM
pound ii with drugs Of known
strength, purity and efficiency.