The Harrison times., 1914-08-08
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Buccaneer from Broad Street, N. Y,
to the st, Francis Bar at the Golden
Gate, was once Poor Boy with Store
Clothes on his Back and Grand Lar
ceny in his Heart,
When Angie went toyNislt LIB, after
the Lapse Of Many Years, you can
Gamble that they had Some Talk to
unload,
Angie carried a Wicker Suitcase
costing $1,9S and her General GetUp
was that OF the Honest Creature who
may be found In any Hotel Corridor at
2 A. M. massaging the Mosaic Floor
with a Hot Cloth
Get mel" said Wilbur's wife, drop
ping wearily to a Divan In the Style of
Louie Quatorze, Pipe the Lid 1t Is
n 1906 Model and the Algrette Is made
Of Broom Straw. Take a Peek at the
shine Tailor-Made and the Paper
Shoes. Ever since they wished that
False Alarm on to me have been CIV
ing a correct Imitation Of Lizzie the
Honest Working Girl, Each Evening
he comes home to give me Sweet
Kiss and promises me a Trip to Eu-
rope and a Set Of Gray Squirrels, and
next Morning, when l get up to re.
move the Oatmeal from the Fireless
Cooker, / find on the Back Porch
large Roughneck in a Sweater who
has come to shut Off the Gas or take
away the Parlor Furniture. Then |
think Of you, with your Closets hang
ing full OF fluffy Frocks and your Fin
gers crowded with Jewels and your
Man rushing in every few Minutes to
slap you In the Face with Hundred
Dollar Bill You can take It from me,
Dearie, would jump the whole Game,
were II not for the Children, have
put in my whole Life trying to realize
something on a Promissory Note that
was a Bloomer to begin with, lie has
kidded me along ever since the
Worlds Fair at Chicago, feeding me
on Canned STUFF and showing me pic.
lures OF Electric Runabouts and Coun.
try Places on Long Island, In the
Meantime | am playing In Great Luck
II can get q Trolley Car to stop
for me-"
AT this point tho Wife Of Otis arose
and, pulling the rose.colored silk
Wrapper more closely about her made
to.order Form, interrupted with an
Imperious Gesture,
Back up, Angie" she exclaimed
"You should be Happy Woman, You
have your Husbands Love and you
have your Children, both OF which are
denied q Woman OF my Assured POSI-
tion In tho Two Minute Class Of the
Terrible Spenders, Talk about Hard.
ships Do you know what II Is to lead
the Grand March, surrounded by 500
Assegal-Throwers, IIarpooners and
CannIbal Queens, who are pointing
you out as the Wife OF the Maefactor
who Is about TO be Tried In the Fed.
eral Courts? Did you ever stagger
around all Evening with 100000 worth
OF Tiffany Merchandise fastened on
10 you-expecting every Minute to be
hit in tho Coiffuro by some RalIlos2
Did you over during u Formal Dinner,
hear the Door Bell tlnklo and find In
the Hallway q Reporter from Morn.
Ing Paper who wishes to ask your
Husband II he denies his Guilt or can
give any Reason why Sentence of
Death should not be passed upon him?
Arc you Wise TO the Fact that the
Wife OF Successful Business Man
now occupies Niche in the Hall Of
Fame right next TO the Sister Of Jesse
James7 You are In Great Luck. No
ono takes n Shot at q Failure"
Having arrived at this cordial I'm.
dorstandlng, each leaned against tho
other and had Good Cry, after which
they ohlrked up and paid lot Of at.
tontlon TO n wollprosoryod Bachelor
who dropped ~ TO get warm and tVko
u slight Fall out Of the slde'Doard
MORAL When Wealth walks In at
the Door the Press Agent comes In
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