El Paso herald. (El Paso, Tex.) 1901-1931, 1914-02-09

to get real subway at last-nayDe we. Il, II
is being built now, and some gay IL my pe
finished The B. R. T. is going to operate
it, 'Nough said
life whirls just a little bit faster than
ever in Broadway nowadays.
leaving the theater at II p. m win d
,a-tv Of friends we plunged into Done-
racking taxicab snorted our way up ~
OnTv street a bit and matted DeIoIe nc
Riafto's newest and speediest post sho"
le4 Elevator, check girls, head waiter. table
WlAwi 49, .t,., +tiros
are ms so't floor is a swaying, flashing sea Of
7oncers-the tango fights gamely with the
11svive the furlana and several other up
-ts-teI+he spanEIed rninarets and the white
shirt bosoms merge, swirl, separate anu
merge again. On the stage three GaDs a g
shouters working like MAD, " me- US ~
below the orchestra is tearing Use user 70 70
pieces. The walters literally run me oraln
reels and the head swims
At least mine did the first tlIne mere e.,
rs seven courses served at once. You
know the little boy at the circus trying 70
watch three rings, seven clowns ana Two
trapeze performers? Ihat Wn a. II ~, IN
There's no time to eat, drink dance listen
or see You must do all five at once St
it's q fine new brand Of hash-lI II mas al
hashs indigestibiity.
Cbfdbood games for grown folks are the
"dernuer cri" tFrench for latest yelp(: mat
doesn't sound very exciting, does III
But waitI Remember that OLD excuse LOT
,z-boIesale OSCILLATION called "postofrlce!
You remember the way the children piayea
, 1.-THE bushes and the embarrassed laugh
ter These features are eliminated IN the
/ attended an affair at some friends Of
mine the other night, knowing they were
fond of advanced entertainment, bul
IittIe nrepared for what was coming, even
when they proposed 'pOstofhce Inc old-
fashioned rules were disregarded IN TINS
in
view OF all the players That postmlstress
did a mail order popularity contest Dusl-
ness too The smacks came so last !
couldn't find time to moralize.
IF it's good for children, why not Ior
us?'' I remember was one remark
The oldest society in New York IS the the
Short Hair club. 1t was started by an
actress who certainly does look bewitching
in the short hair wig she wears Tor a re
cent role. Numbering sufficient Irlenos 20
CLEAN those who could stand the pace, she
organized the new club and 1t is great
! success. But it is exclusive, terribly eX-
elusive Listen You must be beautiful IN
Can you? Would you if you could?
I invite every husband reading this to
consider tomorrow morning az Lhe oressi
gown and curriers' hour, whether he would
dare enter his mate who looked so ravlsh-
ing at the party the night before, for mem
bership in the Short Hair club
Mrs. Stuyvesant Fish entertained fully
500 guests at a dance in her home on East
18th street recently. The list Of guests IN
itself was q triumph for the skilful matron,
containing hundreds Of names Of those VINO
really lead the metropolis 1t gave the
final quietus to the old idea Of a four
hundred"
! The words Of greeting from the hostess,
as the guests arrived, formed the solo part
Of a chorus Of trillS from the expanding
threats OF canary birds. More than score
of the little yellow songsters sang their
D welcome from wooden cages hidden amid
/ yellow groves of forsythia and Jonquils IN
the ballroom and foyer hall. The novelty
& hal such an effect upon some Of the guests
that they released several members OF the
E bird chorus Rejoicing IN their liberty, the
birds flew about the house, chattering from
3 every vantage point that offered perch
The guests hardly had become accus-
toned to the bird chorus when two masked
and gayly attired figures danced into the
! center Of the ballroom, the guests falling
+ back. forming a large semi-cirele- One was
a harlequin and the other a columbine. both
+ professional entertainers. They typAted a
4 carnival spirit in their dances. throwing
I confetti over themselves and the spectators
/ They called 1t a Jack in the Box dance.
I and mandolin and guitar players furnished
/ the music.