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Tensas gazette. [volume] (St. Joseph, La.) 1886-current, 1914-08-14
Nouoat Pudding.

Stir one cupful blanched almonds
into one cupful melted sugar till
brown. cool on creased pans, pound
fine and add to the following custard:
Scald one pint milk. heat yolks OF
three eggs with one cupful sugar, add
hot milk, cook over boiling water till
in coats the spoon, add dash of saR
and strain. Before freezing fold in
the whites beaten till foamy and add
the nuts and one or two cupfuls OF
thick whipped cream.
Tensas gazette. [volume] (St. Joseph, La.) 1886-current, 1914-08-14
ROYAL Sandwiches.

Mix and force through food chop
per one-half cupful of shrimps, one
half cupful of cooked chickens livers.
one-half red pepper from which seeds
have been removed) and one-half Der.
muda onion. Season with salt, mos
ten with mayonnaise dressing and
spread between thin slices of buttered
bread. Remove crusts and cut in any
desired shape.-Woman's Home Com
panion.
Tensas gazette. [volume] (St. Joseph, La.) 1886-current, 1914-08-14
Actor of Many Parts.

A Russian immigrant before the
alien immigration board claimed to
be a "play-actor." and said that he
was also a compositor. He was
vouched for by a cousin who is fur
rier. Work was promised the appli-
cant in tailor's shop.-London
Graphic
Tensas gazette. [volume] (St. Joseph, La.) 1886-current, 1914-08-14
STRIVING to Please,

Josiah" said Mrs. Corntossel, "the
first of the summer boarders will ar
rive tomorrow"
81 know it,"
well, hide those scientific works
on agriculture. And don't forget to
tousle your hair and stick your trou-
sers in your boots. Summer boarders
always like to imagine there's a real
comic-picture farmer around the
place"
Tensas gazette. [volume] (St. Joseph, La.) 1886-current, 1914-08-14
Raoout OF Beef.

Cut two pounds of round steak into
one-inch cubes; put two tablespoons Of
suet into saucepan and when hot add
the meat, browning on all sides; into
the fat blend two tablespoons of flour.
and then add one pint Of water in
which has been dissolved one tea
spoon of extract Of beef; add one tea
spoon of salt and three-Quarters tea
spoon of white pepper and simmer for
y hours.
Tensas gazette. [volume] (St. Joseph, La.) 1886-current, 1914-08-14
Nv To Give Ouinine To Children

ssokiLlNE is the trademark name given to an
Heved Quinine. II is Tasteless Syrup pleas
Sr.seo take and does not disturb the stomach.
Ssareu take it and never know il is Quinine.
~. especially adapted to adults who cannot
ordinary Quinine. Does not nauseate nor
\ nervousness nor ringing in the head. Try
~ next time you need Quinine for any pur-
eans FRBRILINR is t,,wn in bottle. As cent?
Tensas gazette. [volume] (St. Joseph, La.) 1886-current, 1914-08-14
Stjf,en.na Curtains.

When doing up curtains at home II
-four is used instead OF starch the
iron will not stick so much and the
curtains will have more the appear
ance of new ones. One good table
spoonful of -four for each curtain is
sufficient. Mix the flour to a thick
haste with cold water. then put in the
tub and pour on as much boiling wa
ter as required for rinsing the cur
tains.
Tensas gazette. [volume] (St. Joseph, La.) 1886-current, 1914-08-14

For IS years Wright's Indian vege-
table Pills have been their own recon-
mendation in conditions of upset stom-
ach. liver and bowels. If you have not
tried then. a test now will prove their
benefit to you. Send for free sample
to 372 Pearl St.. New York. Adv.
Tensas gazette. [volume] (St. Joseph, La.) 1886-current, 1914-08-14
Sharks Eco IL Black.

A sharks egg is one of the oldest
looking things imaginable. 1t is I'M
provided with shell, but the contents
are protected by a thick. leathery
covering, almost as elastic as india
rubber. The average size is by "a
inches and it is almost jet black.
Tensas gazette. [volume] (St. Joseph, La.) 1886-current, 1914-08-14
Sure Enough.

Patience-This paper says an ap-
paratus invented by Paris scientist
matches chickens and protects them
from all microbes until they reach a
desired age.
Patience-What is the age when q
microbe desires q chicken?
Tensas gazette. [volume] (St. Joseph, La.) 1886-current, 1914-08-14
WAY to Test It.

Awriter in the Tampa Tribune has
been discussing the world-old ques-
ton of whether prayers are ever an
swered. We suggest to the gentleman
that he gives prayer a thorough test
and see how 1t works In his case.
Tensas gazette. [volume] (St. Joseph, La.) 1886-current, 1914-08-14
Toasted Chess. Sandwiches.

Cut bread as for any sandwich and
Mace between slices a thin slice OF
cheese. Season cheese with salt and
cayenne. Toast until cheese is melt
ed. holding bread together. These are
very good with salaos of any hna
where mayonnaise 10 not served.
Tensas gazette. [volume] (St. Joseph, La.) 1886-current, 1914-08-14
Best for horeea.

Give your horses good care and you
will be doubly repaid by the better
work they will do. For sores, gals
and other external troubles apply
Hanford's Balsam of Myrrh. Ranch.
men, lumbermen and liverymen recon-
mend It. Adv.
Tensas gazette. [volume] (St. Joseph, La.) 1886-current, 1914-08-14
THOUGHT SHE
COULD NOT live
Restored to Health by Lydia
e. Pinkham's Vegetable
Compound.
Unionville, MOI suffered from .
female trouble and got so weak that !

could hardly W ak
across the floor with
out holding on to
something. l had
nervous spells and
my fingers W ould
cramp and my face
would draw, and l
could not speak, nor
sleep to do any good.
had no appetite, and
everyone thought I
would mot live
Tensas gazette. [volume] (St. Joseph, La.) 1886-current, 1914-08-14
Lucky.

Patience-And you say she was
married on Friday?
Patrice-Yes.
Terribly unlucky, though"
Not at ALL"
Did it turn out lucky?'
Sure. She's getting big alimony
now!"
Tensas gazette. [volume] (St. Joseph, La.) 1886-current, 1914-08-14
MAKING IL Hot.

Bill see porte BILE crematories
have been suggested to follow the
army in warfare.
Jill-Looks as if they were trying
to make war look like what General
Sherman said ii was.
Tensas gazette. [volume] (St. Joseph, La.) 1886-current, 1914-08-14
RU5-MY-TISM

Will cure your rheumatism and all
kinds Of aches and pains-Neuralgia,
Cramps, Collie. Sprains. Bruises. Cuts,
Old, Sores. Burns. setc. Antiseptie
Anodyne. Price 25c.-Adv.
Tensas gazette. [volume] (St. Joseph, La.) 1886-current, 1914-08-14
At the Theater.

He-My dear, that scene made me
fairly hold my breath.
She-I am glad you could hold 1t
| was afraid it was too strong
Tensas gazette. [volume] (St. Joseph, La.) 1886-current, 1914-08-14
On the WAITING List.

Il am much honored by your pro-
posal. count, but | am already en-
gagged"
We'll, couldn't you be engaged tc
me next time ?"-Ulk.
Tensas gazette. [volume] (St. Joseph, La.) 1886-current, 1914-08-14

Some day when We get SO we will
tell the truth about things there will
be a lot of tombstones inscribed:
He Never Blamed the Booze"
Tensas gazette. [volume] (St. Joseph, La.) 1886-current, 1914-08-14
Defined.
is innate wisdom"

What is innate wisdom"
Its knowing all the little mean
town gossip or a real estate deal puts
you wise."-Judge.
Tensas gazette. [volume] (St. Joseph, La.) 1886-current, 1914-08-14
No. SIx-SIXTY-SIX

This is a prescription prepared es-
pecially for Malaria or ChiIis and
any case, and if taken then as a tonic
the fever will not return. 25c.-Adv.
Tensas gazette. [volume] (St. Joseph, La.) 1886-current, 1914-08-14
The Reason.

Willis-Then you think Romp left
considerable life insurance."
Gillis-Yes. The agent was the first
one to propose to the widow.-Judge.
Tensas gazette. [volume] (St. Joseph, La.) 1886-current, 1914-08-14

You can always bet that the lad who
whines that he is being kept down is
always the last one up.
Tensas gazette. [volume] (St. Joseph, La.) 1886-current, 1914-08-14
The Rub.

Does it aggravate you that l ask
you for % louis?"
mo. that does not aggravate me; 1t
is the giving of it to yOu."-Pages
Folles (Paris).
Tensas gazette. [volume] (St. Joseph, La.) 1886-current, 1914-08-14
A Frou in His Throat.

why didn't you study your French
lesson last night?'
Please. teacher. my throat was so
sore | could scracely speak English"
Judge.
Tensas gazette. [volume] (St. Joseph, La.) 1886-current, 1914-08-14
Philosophy in Hindu Proverb.

There is Hindu proverb which can
give a good deal of solid satisfaction
in hard world. 1t runs, Il had no
boots to my feet and l murmured un-
til l met a man along the road with
no feet"
Tensas gazette. [volume] (St. Joseph, La.) 1886-current, 1914-08-14

south China annually produces
more than 10000 bales of raw silk and
exports more than 100000 pounds.
valued at more than s17.000.000.
Tensas gazette. [volume] (St. Joseph, La.) 1886-current, 1914-08-14

More than 30.0OO.000 pieces of glass
will be required for the 500 mosaic
panels being prepared for a cathedral
which Is to be erected in st. Louis.
Tensas gazette. [volume] (St. Joseph, La.) 1886-current, 1914-08-14

Vera Cruz. Mex, has the distinction
Of being the wettest place in the
western world. II has an average
annual rainfall of $50 inches.
Tensas gazette. [volume] (St. Joseph, La.) 1886-current, 1914-08-14
Must Be a Pest.

Jinks-What sort of a chap is John
son?
Binks-Well, If you ever see two
men in a corner, and one locks bored
to death, the other is Johnson.-Puck.
Tensas gazette. [volume] (St. Joseph, La.) 1886-current, 1914-08-14
Reform.

China is In need of many reforms"
Yes" answered the globe trotter.
What reform would you start
WITH"
Spelling reform"
Tensas gazette. [volume] (St. Joseph, La.) 1886-current, 1914-08-14
Not a Gymnasium Teacher.

Husband-Come along! Keeping me
here standing like fool!
Wife-Do be reasonable. dear. Can
| really help the way you stand?
Tensas gazette. [volume] (St. Joseph, La.) 1886-current, 1914-08-14
Cautious.

He-Marry me, dear. and will make
it my duty to anticipate your every
wish.
She-But are you sure that your
anticipations would be realized?"
Tensas gazette. [volume] (St. Joseph, La.) 1886-current, 1914-08-14

There is more whisky now stored In
Aentucky than there was in the whole
country decade ago.
Tensas gazette. [volume] (St. Joseph, La.) 1886-current, 1914-08-14
Paradoxica:.

Queer that so little of the fiction
nowadays is original"
Yet all the books are novel un-
dertakings"
Tensas gazette. [volume] (St. Joseph, La.) 1886-current, 1914-08-14
Sweet Innocent.

He-lt was fearfully hot at the
game this afternoon.
She-Why didn't you get one of
those baseball fans we hear so much
about?
Tensas gazette. [volume] (St. Joseph, La.) 1886-current, 1914-08-14

II you wish beautiful, clear, white
clothes. use Red Cross Ball Blue. At all
good gfocers. Adv.
Tensas gazette. [volume] (St. Joseph, La.) 1886-current, 1914-08-14

There are spiders in Java which
make webs SO strong that 1t requires
knife to sever them.
Tensas gazette. [volume] (St. Joseph, La.) 1886-current, 1914-08-14

It doesn't take an athlete to jump
from the frying pan into the fire.
Tensas gazette. [volume] (St. Joseph, La.) 1886-current, 1914-08-14

Gautemala's 1913 coffee crop il es-
timated at 79.733.714 pounds.
Tensas gazette. [volume] (St. Joseph, La.) 1886-current, 1914-08-14

YOUR OWN DRUGGIST WILL. TELL. you
Try Murine Eye Remedy for Red, Weak. watery
Eyes and Granulated Eyelids: No Smarting-
just Eye Comfort. Write for Book OF the Eye
BY mail Free. Murine Eye Remedy Co., Chicago.
Tensas gazette. [volume] (St. Joseph, La.) 1886-current, 1914-08-14
Only One ..pROM0 QUINnNE"

To get the genuine. call for full name. LAxA.
TIVE BROMO OUININE. Look for signature OF
Ew. GROVE. Cures Cold in One Day. Stops
coush and headache, and works OF cold. CSC.
Tensas gazette. [volume] (St. Joseph, La.) 1886-current, 1914-08-14

1t has just about gotten to stage
where a girl would rather make
name her herself than make baby
clothes.
Tensas gazette. [volume] (St. Joseph, La.) 1886-current, 1914-08-14

It's up to you either to take things
as they come, or turn your back and
let them meander by.
Tensas gazette. [volume] (St. Joseph, La.) 1886-current, 1914-08-14

One trial convinces-Hanford Bal
sam. Adv.
Tensas gazette. [volume] (St. Joseph, La.) 1886-current, 1914-08-14

For poison ivy use Hanford's Bal
sam. Adv.
Tensas gazette. [volume] (St. Joseph, La.) 1886-current, 1914-08-14

For gals use Hanford's Balsam.
Adv.
Tensas gazette. [volume] (St. Joseph, La.) 1886-current, 1914-08-14

Red Cross Ball Blue makes the laundress
happy, makes clothes winter than snow.
All good grocers Adv.
Tensas gazette. [volume] (St. Joseph, La.) 1886-current, 1914-08-14

The whale has the thickest skin of
any living creature. Its hide in places
attains a thickness of fully two feet.
Tensas gazette. [volume] (St. Joseph, La.) 1886-current, 1914-08-14

ese Old Sores. Other Remedies Won't Cure
N worst cases, no matter of how long standing.
~ cured by the wonderful. old reliable DR..
soser's Antiseptic Healing Oil II relieves
ssan and Heals az the same time. 25c. Soc, el.oo.
Tensas gazette. [volume] (St. Joseph, La.) 1886-current, 1914-08-14

Omaha's 1913 manufactured output
was valued at $19,3S5.671.
Tensas gazette. [volume] (St. Joseph, La.) 1886-current, 1914-08-14

For any sore-Hanford's Balsam.
Adv.
Tensas gazette. [volume] (St. Joseph, La.) 1886-current, 1914-08-14

The trouble with good resolutions
is that it is so hard to keep them for
any length of time without spelling.
Tensas gazette. [volume] (St. Joseph, La.) 1886-current, 1914-08-14
Whenever You Need . General Too1c
Take Groves

The Old Standard Groves TasteleS
chill Tonic is equally valuable as .
General Tonic because It contains the
well known tonic properties of QUININE
and IRON It acts on the Liver. Drives
out Malaria, Enriches the Blood and
Builds up the Whole System. 50 cent?
Tensas gazette. [volume] (St. Joseph, La.) 1886-current, 1914-08-14

: What the world doesn't know is
now some people exist-or why.
The Kennewick courier-reporter. [volume] (Kennewick, Wash.) 1914-1938, 1914-07-02

III KenneSici Washington e under Of 1879
Fourth Of ] uly Sentiments
oR little temporary safety to
i neither liberty safy-Benjamin Franklin
0NE and enjoy more happiness than
u slaves-samue Adams
the battle not to the strong alone It is the
p Providence would not permit US to be called into this
IL until present
who up 5 a S
IT affection for the
spot this is not the character of the
1t higher-Fiher Ames
OBSERVE with all nations; shut on every
to yourselves ony-Henry Lee
rR1ENDs should advise persenc
nine hundred and Were
es1sn And aaa ms. '-''-'''
whatever state of persuasion
\ pontical-Thomas jefferson
u Franklin
EFT unjust interest and
thy Fenn
v1oU the field whenever danger calls
y Let us uned.-Alexander Hamilton
FREE wRITE-UP
THERE story Of the old days. when the trade of the country
store was mostly barter deal fire.
queny celebrated by drink from form of the stores liquid
stock, the storekeeper standing treat.
such walked native whose reputation for
exchange for dang needle The exchange being effected
fingered evidently missing part of the to which he
was accustomed. Finally he said
'.An't you goin' to treat?
ION that trader
"A trades trade"
Oh right said the willing humor artistic
CRATER. 'Whatll it be-"
Sherry and egg, replied the farmer doggedly
Without word the drew glass of sherry and into it
broke the identical he had just received The happened
to have yoks.
Hi that's double eggv the farmer Amt you goin
to give me another darnng needle?"
This parable illustrates the attitude of advertiser
ward the He for few inches of advertising
and then insists that he entitled wrep
half dozen readers sandwched the local
KEEP THE WAGON MOVING
WE noticed that fill the the
w wagon when that vehicle under way travel
ing along good speed but is extremely difficult to suf
fcent force the craft when it standing STILL Activity
beg activity and there greater stimulus than momentum
The only sustain interest in movement especially in
public enterprise keep things moving The physical law
of friction is fgurativey as literally.
For three the Grape Carnival band has been under
way whole lot easier to keep the vehicle going than to
that better have carnival this if has to be on
smaller scale than last than to have none at ALL
MEANS WIDENING ARkETS
HPPERS of the Northwest rejoicing preliminary rate
schedules Of steamship companies which will operate through
Panama canal These indicate that the
ton of greatly reduced transportation charges well founded
Viewed the shippers of fruits these reductions mean vital
the solution of the marketing problem The big item IN
this connection not so many cents or so many per
carload saved the shipper grower IN
but the possibilities which this reduction Tor
distribution consumption It that the
the Northwest be put the markets OF
South America that can be alike
by the producer and the 5s fspec b
great bulwark between the producer and
iii
The Birmingham age-herald., 1914-01-15
MANY ARE AFTER
POSTMASTERJO lob
Vacancy i'll Tuscaloosa Is
Sought by Prominent
Citizens

tuscaloosa, January Especial. )-The
vacancy in the postmastership of Tusca-
ioosa and the appointment of a successor
to the late postmaster r. B. Dugger.
has developed today into a question of
the livests interest. On account OF the
announcement made the day following
the death of Mr.. Dugger that his widow
would apply for the unexpired term All
the other applicants agreed TO with
draw in her favor, and the matter attract
ed but little interest.
Following the announcement by the
postoffice department that there would
be no appointment except for full term
and the further intimation that it was
against the policy to appoint woman
at an office of this size, the other appli-
eants have again become busy. Mrs. Dug
ger today announced a tentative indorse-
ment of another candidate.
Those applying for the place are: Sam
f. Clabaugh, editor Of the Tuscaloosa
News: e. N. Snow. ]. c. Brown, NJ. b.
Donoho. ]. NJ. Daniel, w. A. Collier, NJ
G.. Kershaw, Ernest Townsend, and
<thers.
1t is generally conceded by those
familiar with postoffice affairs that the
appointment will be left entirely TO Con-
gresham Abercrombie, this being his
home.
A large number of the leading business
and professional men of the city have
already wired Congressman Abercrombic
strongly urging the appointment of Cla-
baugh, and 1t is generally conceded here
that his appointment would meet with
the approval as well as the expectation
of a majority of the patrons of the post
office.
The Birmingham age-herald., 1914-01-15
ENGINE ROOM FILLED
WITH WATER

TT was low tide and later in the
morning. as the tide rose. it forced us
farther and farther up on the shoal.
The steamer began to pound heavily
and in few minutes the engine room
was filled with water. This stopped the
dynamos. putting the lighting system
and the wireless apparatus out of conf
mission.
immediately after the ship struck
we had sent out an :. o. s which
was picked up by the Cape Sable wire
less station, Later with the engine room
flooded our operators had to depend
entirely upon the auxiliary storage bat
teries. Then the gale carried away the
deck connection of the aerials \ tenn
porary connection was fixed up. hut
an hour later this, too. went by the
board. Again we rugged up a connection,
but batteries We're growing weaker and
we could send only very faint spark,
The puny waves could not reach the
cape Sable station. only 90 miles away,
but we were able TO pick up the med
ley of messages regarding ourselves
and knew that we we're being searched
for in vain off Brier island, 40 miles
away. in the position we enormously
gave before our wireless failed.
"Early today the Canadian Northern
liner Royal George. outward bound
from st. John, picked up our feeble
cry and the rescue followed"
The Birmingham age-herald., 1914-01-15
LTkIu OPENING IS
MOST AUSP|C|OUS
Audience Large, Responsive
and Representative
BILL IS EXCELLENT
"The Finish" and "The Rest Cure"
One-Act Farces, Provoke Much
Laughter-Wells Receives Many
kilograms of Congratulation
BY CHARLES IL. MANDY

Most auspicious was the opening per-
formance at the new Lyric theatre last
that makes for, success. The audiencc
was large, responsive and representative
of the best element of tho city; the
bill provided was the best ot the 'hig
time the theatre was bright and beau
tiful; even the elements conspired to the
success for the night was ideal.
Long before the curtain rose on the
opening act, every seat in the theatie
was taken and a glance revealed one Of
the most fashionable audiences ever seen
in a Birmingham theatre. Words of
praise and admiration for the artistic
beauty of the decorations. the luxuriance
of its appointments and the general COM
The Birmingham age-herald., 1914-01-15

DIR. w. GREEN EWING
DIES IN NASHVILLE

Nashville, January 14.-Dr. William
Green Ewing, one of the most prom
inent physicians OF the state, died here
this afternoon following a protracted
illness. DIR. Ewing was for 10 years
dean of the medical department of the
University of Nashville. He is survived
by his widow, Mrs. Lizzie Overton Ew-
ing, who is a sister of Mrs. J. NJ Dick
inson, wife of former Secretary of War
Dickinson. DR.. Ewing was sc years
old
The Birmingham age-herald., 1914-01-15
Mrs. Ella Evans Harris

Funeral services over the remains of
Mrs. Ella Evans Harris, aged 50 years,
who died at the family residence, 1881
Highland avenue, early Tuesday morn
ing. We're conducted from the family
residence yesterday morning at 1890
o'clock. Interment followed in Elmwood
cemetery.
Mrs Harris was the wife of George
w. Harris, we'll known decorator and
had been a resident of Birmingham
since 1872. She is survived by her hus-
band. two daughters: Mrs. j. 7. F'letch-
er, Jr., and Mrs. J. r. b. Baugh; two
sons, Roscoe and Glenn Harris; three
sister. Mrs. Eugene f. Enslen. Mrs.
Sarah Stinson and Mrs. r. s. Warner.
and one brother, o. G. Evans. of Wood
lawn.
The Birmingham age-herald., 1914-01-15
CAPTAIN REASSURES
FRIGHTENED PEOPLE

The passengers Were greatly alarmed
but the courage Of Captain Hawson and
his abiding faith in his ship reassured
them time and again The steamer
made water rapidly and the cargo be
gan to tear away. Throughout the day
and the night that followed the officers
scanned the sea for passing craft and
the operator worked heroieally to re-
store his wireless outfit
Meantime steamers that had picked
up the first cry for help were search
Ing for the distressed craft. A heavy
vapor on the water handicapped the
searchers and ii was fisherman on
Port Maitland shore who first made out
the cobequid, as the vapor rose lato
today and revealed the liner on the
Trinity
Darkness was gathering fast when
the rescue began but the coastal
steamer boatmen knew the rock and
the surrounding shoals as we'll as they
did their own front yards and they
went at the work before them with per
feet confidence Less than five hours
later those who had faced death for two
days We're being warmed and fed at
the hotels here. SO far as could be
learned tonight none of the party was
permanently the worse for the al
venture
All. however, had suffered greatly
from the Intense cold. Most of them
We're frost bitten. When the rescue
ships reached here many of the pas
sengers had to be carried to the hotel.
For So hours after the vessel struck
seas broke over her continuously and
she was coated with ice.
Benumbed with cold and dazed by
their long ordeal. few of the rescued
could give an intelligent account of
their experiences tonight. One of the
officers of the Cobequid said:
The ship struck at o'clock Tues
day morning while We were trying to
The Birmingham age-herald., 1914-01-15
James NJ. Bishop

Hamilton, January 14.-fSpecial) }
James NJ Bishop, the Oldest citizen In
Hamilton, died at his home last night.
after a short illness He was 95 years
old, and had lived in this county since
he was young man. He was born
in Bibb county. Uncle jim" as he
was familiarly known, was unique
character. He retained his memory un-
til his last sickness. He leaves sew
eral children and relatives, besides a
host of relatives, to mourn his death.
His remains will be Inferred in the
family burying ground at New Hope
church, a few miles north of Hamilton