Albuquerque evening herald. [volume] (Albuquerque, New Mexico) 1911-1914, 1914-01-09
TAnC In The Solar
JA0O Piexus.
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LITTLE TOMMY Tucker sang for
h.s supper su successfully that friends
raised 90 subscription aud educated
him for Rund opera Sow hc sings
under thD name ui -ignur Tummusino
Tucherno. aud ia a famous lion.
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Nnuicnt Militans
Sermons In stones, sud shakes
poarc,
That vlssst of wlsc men.
We might ulcr that women were
Upon the W1rpath then.
-Grlns ana Gtoans.
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SOME FOLKS believe lu dreams
.aud thc man who married one
doesn't
SOME MAKE mo- New Year rcso-
buttons because they fear they might
break them others refrain hecaus"
the, fear they might keen them.
/ CANNOT sing the oid songs"
quoth the bard. just so hc doesn't
Sing the now Ones
O.
AND JUST thiuk Veronica, of the
pleasant ,ntcrmdc we hny" this
month with mo- football mo- baseball
saving chin music, mo- Christmas
presents. uu safe ana sane Fourth,
mo- ThanksgNIns turkey no track
meets. uu Nothing skurccly
d
Jared the Oid BOY.
GLADYS said something to me the
other mght that smacked of inucn-
do." remarked Fcrdy To Algy.
What WIS b.. dear boy 200
advised me NOT to stand under the
mistletoo. Suid one ct the berries
might ran ana fracture my skull J
cuu that unNnd. ch, what
.
THIRTY button boots are coming
from parls-but THINK heaven. all
| the ladies except the very fat Ones
can button them themselves.
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SAYS JOHNNY We got a zoo-
logical garden nt our house. Mothers
IL dear. my baby sister is mothers
J Httlo lamb. Tm the Md ana dads the
goat.
ONCE In while "a man gets O. tip
on the stock market and loses h's
balance.
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! SEVEN lntcrn,s of Cleveland
hospital resigned because doctor
who pasted strips of plaster over a
/ haby's mouth Co stop It's crying was
discharged Must have had some cN-
prricncc in noorwnlking with huWl-
ing baby about o'clock in the
morning
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J \ CH ATTANOOGN druggist is op-
Grating skunk farm on AN cXtcn-
/ siVc scale for the utr of the animals
I This has been tried before, hut was
not success. as the operator became
Tired of tho isolation after tcN
months
g.
COUPLE up In Ration got mar
lried" said the Innocent Grandsiand
Ter this morning. after a courtshif
which lasted over nfty years"
We said nothing. hut We figured
that tho poor old man IN the case
had become too feeble 20 mold out any
longer
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/ MA THINKS Pa must be sick shs
snys she did something yesterday that
suited him.
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THE COMMANDER Of the United
states cruiser Pittshurg hrcd % so
lutte of i1 guns when the constitu'
tiunalst governor of Siualou came
labonrd. and there was AN immedat,
chorus from pert photographers that
mo- Mexican leader WIS worth th'
waste ~ so much powder.
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/ ABOUT THE worst We have seer
is that about the young lady VII,
asked hfr uancc whether they were
TO nave an auto or horse, hccaus'
she wished 20 know whether she wa'
marrying him Tor wheel 0r whoa
o.
sT LOUIS h. eating Imitation
lemon pies made of turnps and cit
rlc ncid." We prefer To pass QUA
share ont to the tramp.
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\ PENNSYLVANIA miner put dy'
lnamite in his neighhor's coffee. Per.
haps ne heard him complain that j
had been too weak
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so, LUCRETiA, YOU are wrong
The Bnston dip Is quite dissimilaI
/ from the cattle dip SO eXtcnsiVei'
fused around quarantine stations
D.
OTR SYMPATHY goes out TO th'
lDrluhuma man who lost q thousant
lrhicEons la recent IRE. His hc'
Teayrm,nt is akin Go the young MAI
whose rich uncle was seriously ~
land suddenly took turn for tho bet
ter
! O.
! FRITZ SCHEFFS now husband
F referred Co la the press ns hci
leading man" We doubt ~.
g.
, INTENSE silence from the NH
} t1ry order 90 the Carahap,
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IT'S COMFORTtN' be- the ixlram'
fo. 90 be- hotr-rn that O'shaughu'
cssy and Yon Lind not bano got mac
hy ache other alrctty,
THE REINDEER really is out o
style. Mr.. Claus In these days OF mo-
tor trucks
WHY NOT consign "a carload q
canned chilli to lcmcz by parcel pos
ana make the government build tina