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The Ocala evening star. [volume] (Ocala, Fla.) 1895-1943, 1914-08-11

1t is not surprising matter that
Americans in Germany are being
subjected to much inconvenience and
some hardship and even danger. In
try are under suspicion. In addition
to this, Germany is at war with
Great Britain, and while an Ameri-
can is never mistaken for an Eng
The Ocala evening star. [volume] (Ocala, Fla.) 1895-1943, 1914-08-11

The race for the Americas cup is
probably off. Sir Thomas Lipton's
yacht which sailed from England
two weeks ago, is yet at sea. It will
probably arrive safely as it is hardly
possible that German warship
would make a prize of the little
sporting craft, but even if it does
people won't have much heart for a
race until the war is over.
The Ocala evening star. [volume] (Ocala, Fla.) 1895-1943, 1914-08-11

1.-The tight skirt" says an ex-
change in a headline, "is passing. -
Which is too true" adds the En-
poria Gazette. Zone passed the win
dow a moment ago thru which We
saw wart on the left hind leg of a
perfectly strange lady"
The Ocala evening star. [volume] (Ocala, Fla.) 1895-1943, 1914-08-11

Elsewhere appears very timely
article from the Savannah News, ad-
vocating an increase of the Ameri-
can army and navy. In case Ger
many and Austria win in this war, it
will be highly necessary for the Unit
ed States to see that those two ma
tions do not try to extend their con-
quests to America.
The Ocala evening star. [volume] (Ocala, Fla.) 1895-1943, 1914-08-11

Even the war has not made those
Georgia papers forget about the pri-
mary.-Times-Un
Everybody will be taking the war
as matter of course in the next six
weeks.
The Ocala evening star. [volume] (Ocala, Fla.) 1895-1943, 1914-08-11

The old expression, Stumbling
block" can now go away back and
sit down. Since the resistance of
Liege to the German advance, a Bel
gian block is more expressive.
The Ocala evening star. [volume] (Ocala, Fla.) 1895-1943, 1914-08-11
MARION-DUNN MASONIC LODGE

Marion-Dunn Lodge No. 19, F.. &
A. NJ. meets on the first and third
Thursday evenings of each month at
1880 o'clock, until further notice.
Baxter earn, W. s..
Jake Brown. Secretary. AID
The Ocala evening star. [volume] (Ocala, Fla.) 1895-1943, 1914-08-11

We have a dispatch this morning
that French aeroplane has de-
stroyed German airship, but we are
afraid to print it. The proper thing
for French and Germans to do with
their aeroplanes and Zeppelins is to
put them in storage like other
valuable furniture.
The Ocala evening star. [volume] (Ocala, Fla.) 1895-1943, 1914-08-11

If the United Press and the Inter
national News Service couldn't OBJ
tain any news Of people being killed
how the Associated Press papers
would wallow in gore.
The Ocala evening star. [volume] (Ocala, Fla.) 1895-1943, 1914-08-11

It's no fault Of the Belgians that
they have had war thrust upon
them, and it will be only justice if
they make their invaders suffer Sc
verely.
The Ocala evening star. [volume] (Ocala, Fla.) 1895-1943, 1914-08-11

Whether the Germans have taken
Liege or not, it has certainly held
them awhile. And there IS more
than one Liege between them and
Paris.
The Oklahoma City times. [volume] (Oklahoma City, Okla.) 1908-1984, 1914-12-26
PECULIAR INJURIES
Bodies Of Some Soldiers In Hospitals
Show No Signs Of Wounds Death
Without Apparent Hurts.

London, Dec. 20.-The eStraordI.
nary effects Of shell fire upon those
who are forced to undergo It, are be
INK discussed at length In the british
medical Journals.
I'm English surgeon now attached
to Paris hospital reports the cases
OF -FOUR men who show absolutely no
trace Of bodily wounds, but who ore
nov under his care. Two OF them
were struck deaf and dumb by shell
explosions: neither " them has any.
tEing wrong with his organs of speech
or hearing, but Is suffering simply
from shock A third cannot see
caused by a nervous shock. There IL
nothing the matter with his eyee and
compete recovery Is promised after a
period OF quiet and rest The fourth
mans experience left his mind blank
Field surgeons contribute accounts
OF the manner In which death comes
from shell fire. In some eases men
are found stiff In death In llfe-like at
titudes, so that the stiffness character.
istlc Of a corpse must have come on
al the very moment OF death, where,
az under ordinary circumstances a
man dies first and slowly stiffins az.
forwards. Some Of the field surgeons
hnve attributed this 10 the action OF a
poisonous gas given off by the new ex-
plcsive, "turpenite." one Of the path.
ologists at Guys hospital. however,
ccntradicts that theory.
The Oklahoma City times. [volume] (Oklahoma City, Okla.) 1908-1984, 1914-12-26

Ing his arms, '"'suffocated the men who
were only wounded They piled soils
and ashe; on their faces, 10 that they
died"
so seventy soldiers were told of ms
a punitive force, They went to make
these rrDclllOus peasants Of Orchis re.
member forever the day on which they
raised their hands against the kaisers
soldiers. Onc gathers that they went
rnther happily What they did not
was that force Of 30 French soldiers
had come up Somehow the French
were quite desperately enraged against
the Germans.
I'VE thought the peasants were un.
armed cOnfeseS Clemens, until these
regulars disclosed themselves
Retreat had been cut of, and the
French killed the Germans relentlessly.
Some of them threw Aawn their arms,
But Clemens says he heard Il French
officer order his men TO give no quar-
ters. BY that time there we're bat
eight Germans LEFT alive. Clmens had
succeeded to the command.
Eight Against Three Hundred
Let Us die fighting" hr shouted to
his men "Chargel"
The eight charYe,l--eight Of them
against 100. Clemens had previously
been shot In the head and shot IN the
arm, and hayOneted In the stomach. In
this charge hayOnet was driven into
Ills right lung That put him down.
He believes that at some time some
one hit him on the head with Il
gun butt However, he isn't sure. lie
only kUows that there WAS q brulse
there when the sanitary soldiers picked
him up. The ninety-two other mon
were dead. Clemens Is getting along
pretty web He IL now ON the beer
and sausage diet IN Berlin hospital
That is u sure sign of cOnyalescencp
His Iron Cross came not because
he was lucky enough to live through
but because he had ordered his men
Ia die fighting. That's the spirit that
both sides are encouraging In this
war Sergeant ClcmensS cnse is rather
well known In the German army. OF
ficers point out the reward Clemens
got for his bravery Surgeons ike
To visit him and wonder how he man.
aged TO pull through The moral IL
that while he Is undoubtedly hero
he doesn't look IT, lie never iii
look lt--nOt at his very bert
The Oklahoma City times. [volume] (Oklahoma City, Okla.) 1908-1984, 1914-12-26

presenting no pet theories Of CirCumlO
cutiOns, hut preaching strictly New
Testament doctrine Rev Jones reaches
out with an unusual force aud touches
the lives OF all who hear him.
Jones Successful.
Wherever he has been Rev. Jones
has been attended by success aud eur
rent reports have given him II rank
among the great cyangeisls Of the
day. Comment from Snpulpa where
meetings ARE still In progress says:
"The revival nj the First Methodist
church will continue another week.
The interest has grown until II was
thought mwlsr 10 close Saturday
ana Sunday nights were the best meet.
lngs yet. No less than seventeen were
converted last night Rev Jones ser
mons ure stirring the people and great
interest IL manifested among the work
ers. Interest Is growing among the
young people, Twenty-0ne Joined the
EpwOrth League last night There has
been une hundred conversions 10 date
and 7B have coined the church
From johnson CITY, Tenn COMES
word that Evangelist c. o. Jones stir
red the people there In revival ut
the First Methodist church A large
number have been converted and the
church membership hus been increased.
Temperance City.
The Knoxville Sentinel says Of his
work IN that city, Knoxville has never
heard better evangelist than Rev.
Jones. He advocates the necessity
Of true and sincere repentance and cN.
perimcntal religion as essential 10 sal.
walton. He does not practice the hand
raising card-slgnlng methods OF count
ing hoses so punulnr with most evangc
lists.
Hartman. Tcmu Is spoken NJ ls
un experiment In the effort of few
temperance workers tu found city
where entire prohibition might prr
vail. The situation II peculiar says
Il church paper from there, the pOpu-
latl0n IS composed of natives. more
now than nt first and colonies from
Ohio, New York, Pennsylvania Illinois,
and elsewhere The pccullaritlcs ~
each colony were so much In evidence
that the town seem, ucycr 10 have
been very well hnrmonizcd either 80.
rially or rcligiousy. To meet the re-
Quirrmcnts Of the work rcllgiously in
ony eyrngelstic work of union rylr
called for II man Of rare tact and
ability
"ThHt man proved To- hc Rev. G.. o.
Jones, Of oklahoma city Brother
Jones spirit Is thoroughly eyuugcllstlc
and not mercenary His OupenIS 20
The sinner are powerful, being based
ns they are on the work aud facts
drawn from his own experience As
a result of his work about 2UO have
been added to the church either
through conversion or reclamation. We
are better acquainted with one nn.
The Oklahoma City times. [volume] (Oklahoma City, Okla.) 1908-1984, 1914-12-26

nlshlng him as It was her which toaG
him what to do.
A Plessunt bay.
lhis was ono Of the plessuntest
uhys the fellers have had for n lonu
uine' III the mOarning 1t was snow
ing sum, so evyery feller which got
sied brot II out 4 had a little coast.
n"' mnch but sum. Then abowt noon
the sun calm out \ melted the snow
so We could play football with the
Footballs sum fcllerS got. Rite after
,hat BY the time Torp Steppins's Tx
hiAgham 4 Hull Hlckey's footballs
SAA tsst.''ssS'& busted by Fatty Bel.
'o"tt' II got littcl warmer no wc
could play n little baiseball. II II had
ohhly froze after that 80 we could trv
our new skalts 1t would Of been per.
i'''N dhl, you cant have everything.
Too Bad, Ex!
TX brigham says II things donnt
improve he is going TO Quit beIng n
ministers sun 4 run AWAY frum hoom
Peepnl think becawse his farther 10 a
minister Ey must he sumthinp ike
hlill' ~ thay give him that kind M
feSSnhtS' FIX was rownd today with
his assortment:
: sets 81 books abowt sum sissy
nnlmcd "Rollo"
a book abowt wild Flowers &
How to Know Them"
A lot OF carbord NOTICES 4 cu,,ar.d
yarn to emhroyder them.
a album for pnIstlng Sunday
SchOOl Rewards OF Merit" into
wood berning set.
A chlny cup which says For n Gbod
Boy" "oo'
Ex says if thay Is annythlng IN thar
list amy feller wants he would ha
CRAZY. This afternoon he Ia qoins M
taik them down vlllldge 4 SEQ ~ ha
can swap the hole lot ut Aaron prstrs
stoar Tor one good dime noyvel ,bat
Woud Skalr feller little. We doant
Deleave Aaron viii be fool enuff ~
do IT, say we. "
Gossup.
Fatty Bellowes swook with His
reglar Christmuss moarnlng tooth AXE
put he dident let 1t atop him eting can
" says no tooth AXE In the werld can
spoil his fun, eaven II Il does hert
Lance Bogert got u cled A n bsjse.
oail Tor Christmuss, 4 he being very
tohd OF boath he doant know wheatb.
er TO pray for snow or good summer
wether.
IL our parients wisht to maik this
RELY happy day for us 10 remember
thay would call of tub mite tonIbt for
one weak, nnnyhow Phil wigglesworth
was going TO ast his muther oanly
last weak she sed II he ever asst that
agen she would give him 2 baths sum
Saturday mite 4 Phil wouldent tnik
amy such risk as that, he feallng he
would die II she dun II to him
The Oklahoma City times. [volume] (Oklahoma City, Okla.) 1908-1984, 1914-12-26
MURDER Is PASTIME
Cannibals In British New Guinea
Dealt With Mercifully - Object 10
Mosquitoes.

Well what is one to do with can.
hlhal; II would not be FUR to hang
him Upon reflection, as II matter Of
fuct, II would he an outrage lie Is
Ohedipnt tu the immemOriHl custom
not consciously II breaker Of any com
prehensible law. And he Is not hang
ed. He Is imprisoned for spell And
what Is one to do with n murderer In
Il land where murder is very much Of
Il mstime aud an exercise? A native
who Kills white man Is hanged as
a matter OF course There is nothing
else To dc. But no expedition IN dis.
patched--it Is Il remarkable thing,
come To think Of ito slaughter the
half Of his tribe. A measure Of that
sort II held by the present beneflcent
administration to be- the very eXtrem.
lty OF Injustice and unwisdom. Ma.
tive murderers Of natives are sent To
jail for terms varying from - months
to years. The fact that life has al
ways been cheap In New Guinea--that
10 take life has not been IN the ma
tive catalogue OF capital crime, and
that the mysteries Of civilization are
new aud difficult--is mercihIlly taken
into account I'm some cases term I'm
jail is severe punishment In 9th.
crs, 1t seems II Is form Of relnxa.
ton a few years In confinement,
perhaps, Is no great hardship except
that II depriyes the prisoner of the
company of his village; aud
II may be said, approXmating a gcner.
al truth. that the prisoners cherish
the importance Of their statc-as ON
Rossel Island, for example where the
resident magistrate does not find II
necessary to lock up his prisoners Tin
crrCprRted for minor offensesl, hut
bids them remain In nm open shed un.
t.l he gives them word to 60 Al Daru,
Il native gave himself mp 10 maris-
trnte and desired 10 be sent to Jail
forthwith
What have YOU done?" the magis
trrtc inquired
The native replied Nothing"
why, then said the magistrate,
should | send YOU 10 iaily"
THE mosquitoes nre 20 bad 3! said
the native. - Norman Duncan In IIar.
pcr's Magazine
The Oklahoma City times. [volume] (Oklahoma City, Okla.) 1908-1984, 1914-12-26
IRON CROSS GOES TO
MOST FEARLESS ONES
nv uEppEpT COpEN
BY HERBERT COREY.

London Dec. 20. War heroes do not
look UP to the frontlspiece They are
quite us apt to be- scrubhy little runts
as to he tall, thin flanked Adunise5
wearing SS2 suits. Heroisn does not
seem 10 comport with an aQuiline beak
any more certainly than with nose
marked by depression and uncertainty
Men with the fighting jaws Of Fiction
are very often heroes. so are mcn
with little round chlns like butter
bowls.
There Is the case Of Friedrich for
example
Friedrich II at this moment sit
ting In bed In the Templehof Hos
pital III Berlin, wearing light 1T
tie white nightg0wn ON thR breast
The Oklahoma City times. [volume] (Oklahoma City, Okla.) 1908-1984, 1914-12-26
A TEXAS WONDER

The Texas Wonder cures kidney and
bladder troubles, dlssolyes gravel. cures
diabetes, weak and lame backs rheumn.
tlsm. and all irregularities N the kidneys
and bladder IN both men aud women Req
ulaies bladder trouble IN children. N not
sold by your druggist will be sent by
mail on receipt VI 81 M one small bottle
Il two months treatment aud seldom fails
70 perfect cure send for testimonials
from this and other states, Dr. r. W
Hail. e120 Olive street ~ Louis No Sold
by druggists Advertise ment
The Oklahoma City times. [volume] (Oklahoma City, Okla.) 1908-1984, 1914-12-26

other rs churches and ns pastors and
80 we believe that the moral and re-
lgious forces Of the two have been
greatly increased brother Jones work
among us has been felt by the gam
blerS, cardplayers lnwyers merchants,
dcniZcnS Of the pool halls, hack driv
crs. railroad men aud all others"
Many Conversions.
A newspaper from Jcllico, Tenn
says OF his work there, Not meet
Ing without some conversions. Men
from all the walks Of life came und
under the influence Of the meeting
found salvation. We have heard many
noted crangallsts, but none Of them
surpassed Rev Jones in power and tell
Ing effect At the close Of the services
sunday night there were ~ conver.
siOns.'
The Oklahoma City times. [volume] (Oklahoma City, Okla.) 1908-1984, 1914-12-26
Three With a Bayonet.

So would you, by the way. II you
were In Friedrich'S place Because he
killed three men with the hayonet In
q dark cellar he being ull alone. And
he knows that the Iron Cross only
goes 10 men who deserve Il. 4 good
deal Of mud has been thrown at the
Iron Cross since this war began. But
The Oklahoma City times. [volume] (Oklahoma City, Okla.) 1908-1984, 1914-12-26

that sort of mud win not stick The
plan Is to scatter about one cross
to every twenty men, II the cross is de-
served Dead men do not count So
the proportion IS not indccntly high
The Germans we're In little village
on the tlsne. Every time they got
into II they were shelled right out
OF IT, The streets were positively
heancd with dead Germans II h.
came apparent that the spies were In
forming the French batteries Of the
precise disposition " the German
troops so thNt the next time they
got In all the men who could hc
were told OF 10 hunt spies. Friedrich
happened to he one Of them. Tie
thinks he was lucky
II got into cellar" said Friedrich.
and there were three Franchises ue,
ing the telephone 80 | killed them.
Then | got the Iron Cross"
Friedrich is a Round Little Man.
The point Is that Friedrich Is a
round little man one 0f the little men
who could never he starved Into lank.
ness and has the most gOodnaturcd.
kindly likable faces YOU ever saw IL"
Is prchaps twenty years old and works
IN grocery store II YOU had to
pick hero out the whole German
army Friedrich il the last man yon
would select He looks mostly like n
Sutler hut he has the Iron Cross
Also, he hns n bullet through his
innocent bowels.
Top Sergeant Clemens Of the Thirty
fifth Brnudcnburg Fusiliers IS another
disappointment on physical form. IIe
even lacks a stolldity which passes
for calm IN Friedrich. Top Sergeant
Clemens is nervous. Truth compels
the admission that Clemens IL distinct.
ly gabby. There Is too much altitude
hetWecn his eyebrows and the peak
~ his head TO make for beauty His
eyes are very pale blue, mud his eve.
lnshes are straw cOlOred.
Given Iron Gross.
Nevertheless. Sergeant Clemens has
the Iron Cross lie has the added dis
tlnctlOn of having been mentioned In
General orders, 80 that one may AS.
sume his story IL considered something
out OF the common run. Clemens is
The only man left alive OF nicty-threa
who marched out Of the village II Or
chs, near lillo on Sept. u. Twenty.
three made up the first sound. They
were Red Cross men sanitary soldiers
the practical German call them
Mind yo,l, says the nervous Clem.
ems, rising IN bed ana waving his
arms, they went ont TO give aid tO
the FrencN wounded as we'll us to the
German wounded.
That view Of the case happens not
TO have appealed to the French pea.
SAINTS about Orchls. Their town hal
been DESTROYED and their houses burn
ed and their gods taken and their wU
men insulted They are grim lot
lhout Orchi~, Clemens says lie nys
the old peasants muttered At the Cor
man army The cast black looks.
They attacked our sanitary sol
dlcrs,' says Clemens, our men were
nnarmed. They had not been allow.
ed TO carry rifle. Tile peasants at.
lacked them with axes and scythes
and stones.
There Is nothing inherently inprob
able ip that Peasants have done such
things They have way OF eluding
The phrase military necessity In their
talk an using such words as INJURED and
arson, They killed the twenty-threr
sanitary soldiers.
"The women shouts Clemens, wav
The Oklahoma City times. [volume] (Oklahoma City, Okla.) 1908-1984, 1914-12-26
MISSOURI, OKLAHOMA AND
GULF, STRIKE TO END

Muskogec. Ok, Dec. 20-The strike
Missouri, Oklahoma 4 Gulf railway
which was called May 10, 1918, has
been declared off. The strike viii end
December 2s according to word from
IT. Louis received from o. A. whar.
ton, OF the railroad employees depart.
ment Of the American Federation Of
Labor.
More than one hundred men walked
out The railroad has expressed its
willingness to re.emplOy strikers pro-
vided they qualify as expert work.
men. 'l
The Oklahoma City times. [volume] (Oklahoma City, Okla.) 1908-1984, 1914-12-26
JONES COMING
AS EVANGELIST
First Methodist Church VIII
Start Campaign For Con
versions January 3.
LEADERS HAVE REPuTATIONS

A vigorous campaign for the winning
Of souls is to he started sunday Jan
uary 3 at the First Methodist church
by the pastor Rev Rulul A. Chase
assisted by Rev. C. o. Jones, an
evangelist aud Mrs. Jonc. Ms per
sonal worker.
Rev Jonct, who formerly lived In
Oklahoma City. Is worker Of eN.
tended experience aud wide reputation
in The south especially IA Tennessee,
whsle he has labored for The last tcw
years. \ forccful and logical speaker,
The Oklahoma City times. [volume] (Oklahoma City, Okla.) 1908-1984, 1914-12-26
Whenever You Need n General Tonic
Take Groves.

The Old Standard Groves Taste.
less chill Tonic IL equally valuable
as General Tonic because II con
talns the well known tonic proper,
ties ~ QUINtNE aud IRON Drives
out Malaria, enriches Blood, Builds up
the Whole System. soc.
The Oklahoma City times. [volume] (Oklahoma City, Okla.) 1908-1984, 1914-12-26
IN OUR SCHOOL.
by Paul " est
saturday.

Thay was nanny sud fuiscs when
the fellers met Yesterday mOarnng to
show thare pressunts, not amy of IN
having got anywhere mere the list Of
things we had nst foar. TOrp Steb.
bins was the moast disappointed, he
having had the munney sent by his
ant Ia talk moOslc lessuns X nsting
TO be let talk them on the baise
drum. 80 he thot sure thny would be
a baise drum In his stockings, hut
when he got up thHre wasent amy.
thing Of the kind
Bull Hickey was another very dis.
sapOlnted one, awlsO very ashamed,
becawse when the fellers ast him what
he got he sed 81 got them on" lie
ment all the pressunts he got was
moastly things TO ware.
Phil WlggleswOrth had . boxes NJ
hnnkerchenfs he would seel Cheep. he
newer having n coald or II he does
mt heading q LOT Of fansy banker
cheats Uthcrs with things to eNchnige
was:
Andy Anderson would exchange an
nythlng he got for annything else
Fatty Bellowes would exchange I
books for sumthng 10 etc, not rails.
ins or nuts he having plenty.
Bol HAYNES would exchange new
baby which arrived nt thRre hOwse
last weak for sumthing to play with.
Steve Hardy would exchange han.
kercheafs for annvthlng that shoots.
All togeather thay must be ahowt
o boxes of hnnkercheafs & necktyes
10 exchange for moast anything at
all. hut nobody seams to want them.
II those which gives nressunts WOMB
come rownd our villidge on Christ,
muss 4 see how thare pressunts so
thay mite lern what feller wants
better.
Dident Keteh Him.
AGen was Andy Anderson dissapolnt.
ed ahowt ketchine SANITY Claws, he
having fine snair rigged up In thare
chlmbley to get him n he cain down.
Andy locked the frunt dore Thursday
mite 80 SANITY couldent fool him cum.
ming In that way, but when he got up
yesterday mOaning thare was his
stockings filled all rite, 4 the snalr In
the chlmbley still inspiring Andy says
II beats him how Santa does II, 4
he thinks he must he prltty smart.
Mere az smart az Frances the school
cat, the way he can dodge snair.
Coed for Torp.
Torn Stebblns' muther sed II he wis
so mad becawse he dident get the
balse drum he expected, why dldent
he use his new toOlbox 4 maik one
40 TOrn sed he would, 4 he got his
muthers wash tub 4 went at II. Pritty
soon, just when Missus Stebbins was
Qetting the last 2 or babies at thare
howse settled for thare nap. Torp
started his balse drum which was
very fine he having nocked the
bOttum out Of the wash tub 4 cuy-
yered hoath sides Of II with the new
oil cloth often thare pantry flore. II
maid qwite lot Of noyse too. 4 Tori
was very prowd of his werk, till his
muther got holt Of him. Now Torp
says he things she had a nerve pun.
The Oklahoma City times. [volume] (Oklahoma City, Okla.) 1908-1984, 1914-12-26

of that nighlgown is an Iron Cross
Friedrich keeps feeling II ~ II he
feared II were not real lie grins In
the most shameless way when he
catches your eye. Friedrich IL dlf
fldent, all right but he isn't modest
He stutters when he talks to you
because ne * grOccr's boy and you
are II Herr " some sort. l,ut he
talks all right If he could get ouI
Of his little white bed he'd hold you
by the coat until hc told you all about
The Oklahoma City times. [volume] (Oklahoma City, Okla.) 1908-1984, 1914-12-26

After marrying IN haste many
poor man has to hustle during his
leisure.
The Oklahoma City times. [volume] (Oklahoma City, Okla.) 1908-1984, 1914-12-26

Adam had his faults. hut he was
never sued for breach Of promise.
The Oklahoma City times. [volume] (Oklahoma City, Okla.) 1908-1984, 1914-12-26

II you can extract 20 per cent "
real JOY from the enjoymcuts you
plan you are lucky.