Montpelier examiner. [volume] (Montpelier, Idaho) 1895-1937, 1914-07-31
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cial Car with their Hats down over |
their Ears and were more or leas OBJ |
scured by Dogs and English Help aud
Cigarette Smoke. ~ they rode up
Main Street there was Pale Face Al
every window. Just as the Parade
passed the High School, the tall
Smoke-Stack over Al the Hominy
Mills fell with a Loud Crash.
That Afternoon there was smell
of Moth Balla In many Refined
Home. for all who had learned to take
Soup from the side Of the spoon were
under Royal Command to come up
and get private Peek at the import
ed Gentry.
II was to DO Dinner followed by
Small Dance II Il had been a full.
sized Affair. no doubt Father would
now be working by the Day.
Instead Of the customary Carna.
tons and Maiden.Hair Fern grazing
the center OF the Board. the terrified
Guests saw wagon.Load OF tropical
Bloom which pleased them very Much
an soon as each had Secreted a new
kind OF Cocktail. served in q Goblet,
with a stick OF Dynamite substituted
for the Olive.
The Orchestra did a lot Of those
"oh! Oh" Rags while strange Foods
kept descending 10 the Table and a
Special Corps OF Walters tried to give
an Imitation OF the 1ohnstown Flood,
Conversation became epidemic and
many Local Characters who had re-
manned In obseurity for Years came
out OF their Pods and began to HOY
about and sing in tho Sunlight
Members OF the Married Women'1
Safety League we're hanging out signs
OF Distress and trying 20 give Warn
ing Signals but Madeleine would moi
permit them to crab her Little Party
She wanted 10 show the Boobs just
how these Recherche Functions am
atage.managed In Upper Circles.
Accordingly they all felt their Wal
to the Front Room. where they Fount
, awaiting them q Bowl OF Artiller!
! Punch about the siEe o. Lake Erie
/. and no more Harm in a full Bumper
} than there Ia 10 a RattleSnake.
Madeleine headed on Two-stel
, and told Friends and NeiRhbora 10 81
1 back close to the Wall with a Piec
o OF Ice In each Hand and get Wise h
r the latest 1914 Stun.
Then She and her Friends pinne
4 up their Garments and put Resin N
n their Hands and cut loose. They al
}, the Argentine Tango and the MAXI
o and the Twinkle and the Ta.Tao en-
3 the One Step and the Castle Walk an
4 the Hesitation and the Rye Walt
etc, etc.
u The Fire Department began carr
ing out Bodies at 1880 a. N. Som
1 OF the Survivors we're hnFTying Hon
] through the Alleys. wondering n the
! could FIX up Alibis. AZ Daybraa
many Prominent Citizens we're fuuu
Niles from their Homes wanderin
y aimlessly In Roadwaya and shoutiH
Take Il awayi"
u Next afternoon the Male Parent
Y Madeleine erawled out from undi
Z the wreckRge and said 10 his ON
Daughter: You are too Progressi'
for us Farmers. Take your Train'
u Troupe OF Society AcrobAtB and X
Il out Of Town. The White Caps a.
now gathering in this Outskirts
II Madeleine simply retorted that Il
Il Dances we're being done Ia the mo
y Exclusive Homea
"A An Exclusive Home IL one fro
y which the Police are Excluded.
n OF course she never dared 10 fetu
n 10 her Birthplace after this Scandi
Il Gus Performance
N She had 70 remain In the Cruel ~
as the free and unrestricted wife
cotilion Leader with an Income
$1,000 a Minute.
MORAL. The Pioneer must ev