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Chariton courier. (Keytesville, Chariton County, Mo.) 1878-current, 1914-08-21
Fatally Injured by Fan

Mrs. ]. ". Hershey, aged 70.
living with her son, Lou Hershey
in the north part Of the city,
fell Saturday afternoon and
fractured her hip. Owing to her
age, it is thought that there is
little hopes for her recovery.
Chariton courier. (Keytesville, Chariton County, Mo.) 1878-current, 1914-08-21
Death of Infant.

A child, q son, was born to Mr..
and Mrs. Garnett Hyde at their
rome north Of the city Monday
evening. The child lived hardly
q day. dying Tuesday afternoon.
The burial was Wednesday morn
ing. Mr.. and Mrs. Hyde have
one child, a daughter.
Chariton courier. (Keytesville, Chariton County, Mo.) 1878-current, 1914-08-21
Last Band Concert.

There viii Be a band concert
Saturday night. It is the last
and the manager hopes to make
it the best Of the season. There
is to be a good program. There
Is no church service and the at.
tendance ought to be strong.
This is the last Of the season =
get out 10 hear i.
Chariton courier. (Keytesville, Chariton County, Mo.) 1878-current, 1914-08-21
Pope Plus x Dead

1t is reported that the Pope
died at the Vatican. Rome, We'd
nesday. His grief over the
war in Europe which he yainly
tried to prevent is said TO have
hastened his death. He was
called The Pope Of the Poor, Z
his parents being very poor
peasants.
Chariton courier. (Keytesville, Chariton County, Mo.) 1878-current, 1914-08-21
Chapter Of Small Accidents

The Wabash wrecking crew at
Moberly was called out four
times Sunday to attend to
trouble. A broken journal piled
several cars on the track at
Dewitt. At Brunswick a car
was sidewiped and three other
cars went off the rails. A car
Of hay went off the siding at
Moberly and turned over. An
extra freight broke in two at
Huntsville and blocked the main
track. 1t was a busy day for
the wreckers.
Chariton courier. (Keytesville, Chariton County, Mo.) 1878-current, 1914-08-21
To Appoint Committeeman

NJ. w. Anderson, chairman Of
the Democratic Central Commit
tee went to Moberly Tuesday to
attend a meeting of the chair
men Of this district to elect two
state committeeman from this
district. He went in the Rncker
car with Herbert Applegate.
driver and Walter Herring and
Dan Applegate members Of the
party.
Chariton courier. (Keytesville, Chariton County, Mo.) 1878-current, 1914-08-21
Talked About '.Hell. 2

Rev. Hulten had for his sub
ject Monday evening of this week
Heaven" For the Tuesday
night subject he used Hell. "
The attendance was large as
usual at both sessions. The night
the pastor preached on He'll
there were half a dozen persons
at the mourners' bench. The
minister spoke of his ideas Of
these places as nearly as he
could gather his conclusions from
the Bible. The sermons lacked
the elements of sensationalism
and during his discourse he spoke
of the views of other sects and
denominations on what constitut-
ed Heaven and, particularly,
He'll. He criticized the well
known and much exploited Pas
tor Russell Of Brooklyn and the
views he sets forth Of He'll. The
evangelist announced that there
wonld be no service Saturday
night and that would be given
over to the band concert and the
other amusements. He intended
giving a lecture Monday night Of
next week.
Chariton courier. (Keytesville, Chariton County, Mo.) 1878-current, 1914-08-21
Abe Martin saws

What's become o. th' feller
who used t lick bis segar from
one end t th' other before he
litit2 Don't worry when your
boy leaves th' farm. He'll be-
back.
Chariton courier. (Keytesville, Chariton County, Mo.) 1878-current, 1914-08-21

Here's a secret. We need al
rain.
Ottumwa tri-weekly courier. [volume] (Ottumwa, Iowa) 1903-1916, 1914-03-14
SPEECH
DRAWS CRITICISM
AMBASSADOR TO ENGLAND Is IN
BAD WITH SENATE AS RE-
SUIT OF RECENT TALK.

Washington, D. c., March ia
resolution calling on Walter H. Page,
American ambassador to Great Brit
ain, for. an explanation of Panama
canal speech which he is reported to
have delivered before the Associated
Chambers of Commerce in London,
was adopted today by the senate.
The resolution was introduced by
Senator Chamberlain, democrat OF
Oregon, an opponent of the repeal of
the free tolls exemption. In the pre-
face to the resolution, Senator Cham
berlain quoted report of the speech
as printed in New York morning
paper.
The resolution then calls on the sec
rotary of state to furnish to the SEN
ate copy forthwith of the speech
made by the American ambassador
and particularly that part thereof civ.
ing his definition Of the Monroe doc.
trine and that portion thereof in
which he is alleged to have stated
that the. British would profit most by
the use of the Panama canal; and that
he call on the American ambassador
to furnish forthwith for the use of the
senate any evidence on which that por-
ton of his speech was based wherein
he is alleged to have said that it
added greatly to the pleasure of the
people of the United States in the
building of the Panama canal to know
that the British would profit most by
its use." ...
The definition attributed to the
American ambassador was that the
Monroe doctrine simply meant this:
''That the United States would pre-.
fer that no European governments
should gain more land in the new
world"
Senator Chamberlain asked for i'm.
mediate consideration of his resoli-
ton. 1t was granted unanimously and
the resolution was passed without de.
bate.
Page is Surprised.
London, March 13.-Walter Hines
Page, the United States ambassador,
was much surprised when told of the
resolution passed by the senate in con.
nection with his speech at the dinner
Commerce. He declined to discuss the
matter until he had received an Of
fetal demand for an explanation and
details as to what portion of his speech
objection was made to.
He put the question to the inter
viewer. "The speech was innocent
enough wasn't it,"
Asked whether objection might be
taken to the last sentence of his
speech, referring to the Panama canal
Mr. Page replied that that was q
pleasantly.
The ambassador spoke late in the
evening and his remarks were ex
temporaneous.
Ottumwa tri-weekly courier. [volume] (Ottumwa, Iowa) 1903-1916, 1914-03-14
TWO BOYS GET
HONORARY DEGREES

Grinnell. March 13.-Last evening at
the college chapel the honorary Phi
Beta Kappa degree was given the four
students of~the senior' class whose
work in the class room, outside activi-
ties, and character has been the best
during their college course. This year
the honor falls upon Chester Camp of
Corning, Joseph WEIGH Of Primghar,
Evelyn Miller Of Calmar and Inez Hen
ley Of Grinnell.
Professor Clifford H. Moore, Har-
wards exchange professor to Grinnell
this year, delivered the Phi Beta Kap'
pa address, using as his topic, Liberal
Studies in our Democracy" A peculiar
ity in the Phi Beta Kappa students this
year is that the boys ranked higher
than the girls in scholarship. This is
the first time in the history of the COL
lege that both the boys received higher
grades than the girls. Last year Ken
meth Hunter of Des Moines received
one hundred and twenty hours of "A"
credit, but there were several girls that
ranked higher than the next man in
line
Ottumwa tri-weekly courier. [volume] (Ottumwa, Iowa) 1903-1916, 1914-03-14
BURLINGTON MAY
BUY THE WABASH.
BELIEVED THAT THE LATTER
ROAD WEST OF MoBERLY
WILL BE PURCHASED. "

Some Of the newspapers OF northern
Missouri are circulating a story to the
effect that the Burlington road con-
templates the purchase Of the Wabash
west Of Moberly. The following eman-
ates from Chillicothe where the rumor
is given credence:
Chillicothe, Mo-, March 13.--1t is re-
ported on reliable authority that the
deal for the purchase Of the Wabash
road from Moberly west by the Burl-
ington is practically closed. Although
no authentic announcement has been
made Of the purchase, it is common
talk In railroad circles that the deal
will be closed up within the next few
days. If this be true there may be
some changes made in Chillicothe
through which the two roads pass. 1t is
said a movement is on foot for the
erection of union depot at the juno
ton Of the two roads here.
Officials Of the Burlington have
been Investigating the Wabash shops
at Moberly and from every indication
the purchase Is receiving consideration.
That the Burlington intends extending
their line is positively known and that
the purchase Of the Wabash is receiv-
ing serious consideration y is another
fact beyond dispute. The question,
however, of which they will do has not
been decided.
Ottumwa tri-weekly courier. [volume] (Ottumwa, Iowa) 1903-1916, 1914-03-14
Hubert Lewis, R. N. Marshall
Jacobs, Clerk Col Logan Frederick Auctoneer
Legal Notices
Notice Of Incorporation of South Of
tunwa Mining Company.
A. c. Jacobs, Clerk.

Notice Of Incorporation of South o.
tunwa Mining Company.
Notice Is hereby given that Il corpor-
alton has been organized for pecuniary
profit, under the laws Of the state Of
Iowa, the name Of which is South Of
tumwa Mining company, and that it's
principal place Of business Is in the city
OF Ottumwa, Wapello county Iowa
The general nature of its business is
to acquire, purchase, lease, own, sell
and mortgage coal, mineral and other
lands in the state Of Iowa and else
where: to prospect for and mine coal
and other minerals, and generally to
buy, sell, handle, deal in and market
coal and other minerals Of all kinds,
wood, and all kinds of fuel, natural or
manufactured; to manufacture, pur-
chase, acquire. construct and sell all
kinds of machinery, buildings, cars, fix
lures, apparatus and appliances for
mining, manufacturing and marketing
as aforesaid, including the construction
and operation Of railways, tramways
and highways for mining and moving Of
coal, with all necessary and convenient
sidetracks. etc.; the building and leas-
ing Of houses to be used by miners and
others. including the purchase and sale
Of same.
TO purchase and sell corporate stock
Of the lines Of business aforesaid, in
Guiding railway stocks, to establish,
own and conduct mining stores for the
purchase and sale of powder. miners
supplies and general merchandise, to
issue and redeem script and orders for
the convenience Of it's business. and to
do all other acts and things which may
aid and promote the general purposes
as may be necessary in the proper
transaction of its business
The amount of the authorized capital
stock is $4,000 and not less than $4,000
shall be subscribed and paid for before
the corporation commences business.
Said corporation commenced on the
18th day OF December, 1913 and will
terminate on the 29th day Of December
1898 unless renewed or dissolved In q
lawful manner.
The business Of the corporation shall
be managed and conducted by board
Of three directors, who shall be elected
annually on the first Tuesday Of De-
cenber of each year. The officers of
said corporation shall be a president,
vice president, secretary and treasurer
who shall be elected from the stock
holders by the board Of directors at the
annual meeting each year and shall
hold their offices until their successors
are elected and qualified.
The Indebtedness Of this corpora ton
may equal but shall not excel at any
one time two-thirds Of its capital stock
issued and outstanding
The stockholders and the private
property of the stockholders shall be
exempt and shall not be liable for any
debts of the corporation.
South Ottumwa Mining Company, by
George w. Chambers. President.
Attest: N. P. Harrington Secretary
Treasurer
Ottumwa tri-weekly courier. [volume] (Ottumwa, Iowa) 1903-1916, 1914-03-14
YOUNG WOMEN DIES
AT WEST POINT

West Point, March 13-Miss Winona
Wilson, only child Of Mr.. and Mrs.
Henry Wilson died at the home of her
parents this morning at o'clock The
news of Miss Wilson's death was a
shock to her friends. She was taken
i'll about three weeks ago with liver
trouble and never being strong it seem
ed she was unable to rally. Miss Will
son was a young lady of many accom-
plishments and was beloved by large
circle of friends. She had been a
student at the Fairfield conservatory
of music. She was born in West Point
Sept 20, 1881, and has spent her en-.
tire life here. The funeral services
will be held Saturday afternoon at 2
o'clock.
Ottumwa tri-weekly courier. [volume] (Ottumwa, Iowa) 1903-1916, 1914-03-14
Big Stock Sale
OF HUBERT LEWIS & r. NJ MARSHALL.
We will sell at public auction in Ollie Iowa.
Wednesday, March Is, 1914

II m, following
IS Head Of Horses Mu44 head
ready for maket
old draft
LOO seal brown combination old weight 1880
stallion
good sucking draft colts These
together 6 mules and absolutely
Several matched bunch
rs Head Of catt-The cattle of
mostly Short
Four extra good Short Horn bulls the balance
rs Head HosThese all brood
of
lambing last of
TermsAl $40
credit of IL will
Ollie situated miles
from Libby c. M ST p adj
Ottumwa tri-weekly courier. [volume] (Ottumwa, Iowa) 1903-1916, 1914-03-14
WANT FLAGS FOR SCHOOLS.

Centervile, March 13.-Through the
campaign started by Mrs. Thomas Goss
member Of the school board, for flag
for each Of the Ave school buildings
and one for each of the rooms she has
succeeded in having floated from each
of the buildings a beautiful flag, gifts
from societies that were patriotic, and
now comes the word that five flags
suitable for the interior of the build
ings have been received by Mrs. Goss
from Centerville chapter No. 239 Order
Eastern Star. In all % flags have been
the result of this campaign to data
Ottumwa tri-weekly courier. [volume] (Ottumwa, Iowa) 1903-1916, 1914-03-14
ALBA.

The stand pipe is frozen up and
worl1men are at work on it. The city
water is turned on but there is no pres
sure only when they are pumping.
Leslie Perrin and Marshal Kenton of
Lovilia were Abba visitors yesterday.
Mrs. J. D. Webb entertained the
Kings daughters yesterday afternoon
Fred Hammond who lives near Mora
via took fine driving horse home to-
day which he purchased at this place.
Ottumwa tri-weekly courier. [volume] (Ottumwa, Iowa) 1903-1916, 1914-03-14
PUBLICITY BUREAU
FOR HIGHWAY WORK

Des Moines, March ia publicity
bureau in connection with the Iowa
state highway commission will be es-
tablished soon, according to H. c..
Beard, member of the commissions J..
w. Eichinge:, secretary of the river to
river road association, has been offered
the place as manager of the bureau.
Plans are to issue publication, con-
tanning news of road activities in every
county in the state, every two weeks.
Ottumwa tri-weekly courier. [volume] (Ottumwa, Iowa) 1903-1916, 1914-03-14
HAS FUNERAL RECORD.

Oskaloosa March 13.-Seventy-fou
funerals have been held in Oskaloosa
and Mahaska within period Of 68 days.
This is heavy toll for the grim reap
err In addition to local funerals sew
eral have been cared for from New
Sharon, Eddyville and Ottumwa. So
far as is known this number is the rec
ord in Mahaska county for this same
period, a greater number of deaths
than has occurred before in the same
months.
Ottumwa tri-weekly courier. [volume] (Ottumwa, Iowa) 1903-1916, 1914-03-14
PHARMACISTS ARE
GRANTED PAPERS

Des Moines, March 13.-The state,
pharmacy commission granted certi-
ticates to twenty-three students who
passed the recent pharmacy examina-
ton without the use of the stolen
questions late yesterday. Twelve
students who are said to have pur-
chased the questions were denied GER
tificates and were prohibited from
taking another examination for per-
iod of one year.
Ottumwa tri-weekly courier. [volume] (Ottumwa, Iowa) 1903-1916, 1914-03-14

EGGS FOR MATCHING FROM THE
best blooded and laying strain Buff
Orpingtons in the world. Place your
order with us and we will not disap-
point you. Just five more cockerels at
$3.50 each. Some fancy bred, ones
also at from IS to $25 each. Get busy
and place your order now for April
and May. Send for mating list. G. D.
Giltner, breeder and exhibitor of Buff
Orpingtons. Ottumwa, Iowa, R. No
l. New phone SAW. ~.
Ottumwa tri-weekly courier. [volume] (Ottumwa, Iowa) 1903-1916, 1914-03-14
NEW SCHOOL, FOR PRESCOTT.

Creston, March 13.-The town Of
Prescott is to have new school build
ing, the proposition to issue bonds in
the sum Of $4,000 being carried at the
school election held Monday. The men
voted the proposition down by votes,
but the women voted in favor Of it by
IA majority Of 81.
Ottumwa tri-weekly courier. [volume] (Ottumwa, Iowa) 1903-1916, 1914-03-14
For Sale

FOR SALE AM D1sPOs1NG OF
surplus Buff Orpington cockerels at.
$3.50 each for quick sale. First come,
first served. Can furnish few more
eggs for setting. We are sole agents
for the Newton Colony brooder, the
best brooder on the market Write me
for prices. &c. D. Giltner, Ottumwa, R.
1. New phone SAW.
Ottumwa tri-weekly courier. [volume] (Ottumwa, Iowa) 1903-1916, 1914-03-14

= MARRIED MAN 10
work on dairy farm. Good wages
and long job. Phone 5s4-F. X. X. l.
Box Is.
Ottumwa tri-weekly courier. [volume] (Ottumwa, Iowa) 1903-1916, 1914-03-14

wANTED-TO SELL MY NORMAN
stallion. Will sell at a bargain If sold
soon. He is a sure breeder and we'll
broke to work Geo. w. Wlseman'
Agency Ia. r. r. 1. Agency phone.
Ottumwa tri-weekly courier. [volume] (Ottumwa, Iowa) 1903-1916, 1914-03-14

SINGLE COMB WHITE LEGHORN
eggs. a strictly choice flock Of ma
tured winter layers. Raised on free
range. Prices reasonable. w. Fl. Boon
Batavia Ia. t..
Ottumwa tri-weekly courier. [volume] (Ottumwa, Iowa) 1903-1916, 1914-03-14

SACRIFICE SALE-BEING OLD AND
unable to farm, / offer a SIS farm.
honest values at s45. 50 acres. Small
improvements. House, orchard, road
and 31a miles northwest of brakes
vile, Iowa. Easiest Of terms. Might
consider small properly in railroad
/. town on deal. Remember there is
only one crop of land. Act now.
Hale CARPENTER, Drakesville, Iowa.
Ottumwa tri-weekly courier. [volume] (Ottumwa, Iowa) 1903-1916, 1914-03-14
Courier Wand Ads one-half cent per word.
For Sale

BARRED ROCK EGGS FOR SALE
from big boned birds. 75c per Is. $3.50
per hundred. Grace Emmons, Liberty
Vile, Iowa.
Ottumwa tri-weekly courier. [volume] (Ottumwa, Iowa) 1903-1916, 1914-03-14

WANTED, TO TRADE = DRAFT
stallion for standard bred staiiloil'
Address M-3-E care Courier.
Ottumwa tri-weekly courier. [volume] (Ottumwa, Iowa) 1903-1916, 1914-03-14
Wanted

wANTED-TO RENT ONE QUAR-
ter to one-half section Of open blue
grass pasture for the season within
20 or 40 miles Of Ottumwa. Must pc
well watered and well fenced Ad-
dress Geo. w. Arnold. 536 N. Green.
Ottumwa tri-weekly courier. [volume] (Ottumwa, Iowa) 1903-1916, 1914-03-14

BUY HIDES AND
calves. Boston Market NO. a' 10
East Second. Both phones ~.
Ottumwa tri-weekly courier. [volume] (Ottumwa, Iowa) 1903-1916, 1914-03-14

COUNTRY BY
: strong boy. IAN years old. Address
M-1O-C care Courier.
Ottumwa tri-weekly courier. [volume] (Ottumwa, Iowa) 1903-1916, 1914-03-14
Personal.

THE. MAN WHO LEFT A s. BILL
Tuesday morning on the counter OF
Palace cigar store can set ms
money by calling on }: n. Hutchison'
prop, corner Main and Green stree's'
Ottumwa tri-weekly courier. [volume] (Ottumwa, Iowa) 1903-1916, 1914-03-14

FOR SALE OR TRADE FOR FARM
land. my East Second street resi-
dence property. Joseph Dain, Moline,
Ill.,
Ottumwa tri-weekly courier. [volume] (Ottumwa, Iowa) 1903-1916, 1914-03-14

S. C. r. I. RED EGGS FOR HATCH.
ing, 75c per sitting. - per hundred
New phone 1o97-x; 1909 w. End.
Ottumwa tri-weekly courier. [volume] (Ottumwa, Iowa) 1903-1916, 1914-03-14
SALE of
Mems and Boys
Pants, Overalls q
Shirts
The kind that give
satisfaction
Col. Logan Frederick, Auctionee

$500 grade in mems pants n
opCSIoI ..'...... $l.ao
$1.50 value in mems pants
special .ySc
75c boys knee pants special age
$1.25 quality in mems dress shirts
specia, csc
$1.0O dress shirts mems sizes
special 75c
Csc mems dress shirts special -. SOC
Ottumwa tri-weekly courier. [volume] (Ottumwa, Iowa) 1903-1916, 1914-03-14

SHEEP AND GOATS-WE HANDLE
all kinds Of feeding sheep. lambs and
goats. Write or wire F. A. Doane Live
Stock Elk, Kansas City, Mo.
Ottumwa tri-weekly courier. [volume] (Ottumwa, Iowa) 1903-1916, 1914-03-14
Might Have Been Worse.

First Burglar-Any luck lately?
Second Burglar-No. Worked all night on safe,
and when got it bowed open it was folding bed
Ottumwa tri-weekly courier. [volume] (Ottumwa, Iowa) 1903-1916, 1914-03-14

FOR SALE OR TRADE-ONE REG
istered French draft stallion. Ad-
dress Md care Courier.
Ottumwa tri-weekly courier. [volume] (Ottumwa, Iowa) 1903-1916, 1914-03-14

FOR SALE-110 ACRES ONE-HALF
mile from city. Call new phone 665-Y.
Ottumwa tri-weekly courier. [volume] (Ottumwa, Iowa) 1903-1916, 1914-03-14

TWO ANGUS BULL CALVES. GOOD
ones. G.. w. Giltner & Sons, Agency
Iowa. Bladensburg phone.
Ottumwa tri-weekly courier. [volume] (Ottumwa, Iowa) 1903-1916, 1914-03-14

BUFF PLYMOUTH ROCK COCKER
els, for 49, for IS. Mrs. Jasper
Christy, Floris, Ia.
The Kennewick courier-reporter. [volume] (Kennewick, Wash.) 1914-1938, 1914-11-26

breds? Would your son not take
more interest in Mr.. Hog and
more interest in the farm gen.
orally? Would the hired man
forget to feed them? Not much.
A herd of pure-bred hogs on any
farm is an inspiration and an in
centive to better care and bet
ter results, for one follows the
other as night follows day.
While they might not add much
to the "gaiety of nations" they
will have tendency to add some
zest to the "joy Of living" on the
farm and beneficial results will
accrue in more ways than you
can imagine. Proud of the stock
on your farm you will soon be
ambitious that crops and sur
roundings are in keeping and
what gets results like ambition?
Where will it stop? Not short of
better farms and better farming
more efficiency and more salts
faction with farm life. Is it not
worth while?
The Kennewick courier-reporter. [volume] (Kennewick, Wash.) 1914-1938, 1914-11-26

of hand. etc.. occupying about thirty
minutes. At this point new novelty
is offered in his new French trick. en-
titled 1.-THE Mystic lie Chapeau."
Laurant's new. startling illusion. "The
Soldier. the Priest and the Devil" has
been especially built to replace his
great mystery. The Witch of the
Flame" 1t is entirely different In ev-
cry way. 1.-THE Soldier. the Priest and
the Devil" is a combination Of effects,
during which Laurant assumes three
characters at almost one and the same
time. An escape is made In full view.
and instantly an appearance Is made in
the person of 1.-The devil"
At the Kennewick High School gym
nasium, Wednesday evening, Dec. End.
Reserved seats at Vibber-G iffords.
The Kennewick courier-reporter. [volume] (Kennewick, Wash.) 1914-1938, 1914-11-26
EUGENE LAuRAnr. MAGICIAN.

Eugene Laurant is one of the most
notable magicians Of whom this coun-
try has ever boosted. At the meeting
held in New York in 1912. attended by
300 magicians, he was decorated with
a medal. and later at the meeting OF
Chicago magicians he received another
gold medal.
Laurant presents many original crea-
lions in both magic and illusions. He
carries two assistants and. Of course
a large amount of baggage. Laurant's
program is divided into three parts
and the actual entertainment runs as
The Kennewick courier-reporter. [volume] (Kennewick, Wash.) 1914-1938, 1914-11-26

It is funny what difference few
wears make. The girl who used to
let you chew her "wax" in chool
while she took whirl at your "all
dav sucker" now has daughter
who carries her individual drinking
cup so she won't get germs in her
mouth.
The Kennewick courier-reporter. [volume] (Kennewick, Wash.) 1914-1938, 1914-11-26

nearly as possible two, hours. The in
termissions are not long. and the plan
list fills these with bright music. The
first feature Is q flower prelude. This
is not little single flower trick such
as many magicians offer. but consists
of over thirty-five separate and dis
tinct flower effects. blended into one
pretty little act. and is used only as an
Introduction to the show proper.
Following this prelude Mr.. Laurant
introduces his latest features Of sleight
The Kennewick courier-reporter. [volume] (Kennewick, Wash.) 1914-1938, 1914-11-26

The following was produced by a
Kansas editor. It may not be much
in the way of poetry, but it's pretty
good advice: Early to bed and early
to rise; cut the wecds and swat the
flies; mind your own business and
tell no lies; don't get gay and deceive
your wivesE pay your debts, use en-
terprise, and buy from merchants
who advertise.