Pine Bluff daily graphic., 1914-11-01

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 | Il presume that you have seen the sights of the metropolis" said the l New Yorker "E'onr days is not a sufficient length of time in which to view even our most salient points of interest. but one can possibly form q l general impression. Our architectural supremacy is what generally strikes l visitors to our city most forcibly. Of course you have seen our l'latiron building It is corsidered"-
 Saw it. said the man from Topaz City. But you ought to come out our way. It's lnonntailiO,,S. you know. | and the ladies all wear short skirts for climbing and "EXcuse me- said the New Yorker. but that isn't exactly the point: New York must be d wonderful revelation | to a visitor from the west. Now, as to our hoteIs'--
 Say" said the. man from Topaz City. that reminds me-there were l sixteen stage robbers shot last year l within twenty miles of Il was speaking of hotels" said the I New Yorker. We lead Europe i'll that respect .And as fur as our leisure class is concerned we are far
 "Oh. I don't know" interrupted the man from Topaz City. There were twelve tranlps ill our jail when l left 1 home. guess New York isn't SOL Beg pardon. you seem to nlisappre- | iey1 h1. .s,.i$ i$.sS7 the stock exchange and Wall street. l where the"- } "Oh. yes.' said the man from Topaz | City. as he lighted q Pennsylvania l stogie, and l want to tell you that we've got the finest town marshal west of tie Rockies. Bill Rainer he took in | five pckpockets out of the crowd when Red Nose Thompson laid the cornerstone of his new .saoona Topaz l City don't allow
 ! Have another Rhine wine and selt- ger" suggested the New Yorker. 'I've I never been west, as l said. but there can't be any place out there to compare with New York. AS to the claims of Chicago. I''-
 l "One man. said the Topazite-" man only has been murdered and rob bed in Topaz City in the last three"-- 1 "Oh. know what Chicago i$.'' inter- 1 posed tue New Yorker Have you been up Fifth avenue to see the mag l nificent residences; of our niil''
 Seen 'em all. You ought to know Reub Stegal. the assesSo. of Topaz When old man Tilhury that owns the only two story house i'll town. tried to swear his taxes from $6.GM down tu $4IO.7:j. Reub buckied on his 4:5 and went down to see
 Yes. yes; but speaking of our great city-one of it's greatest features is our superb police department. There is no body of men in the world that can equal it for
 That waiter gets around like a I,ahgIey flying machine.' remarked the man from Topaz City thirstily. We've got men in our town. too. worth $lOO.- eco. There's. old Bill Withcrs and Colo ] nel Metcalf und.'-
 Have yOu seen Broadway at night asked the New Yorker colrteously '"Ihere are few streets in the world that can compare With it. When the clettricS ;lre shining and the pavements age iiive with two hurrying streams of e;eY#'illy clothed men aud beautiful wo,iicn :lttiIpti in the cost.iest costumes that wind in and out in q close maze of l eXrenSively"
 Never knew but oIe case in Topaz | City" said the man frem tiie west Sim H;;i.ey. our mayor. had his watch his pocket while"
 That's another matter" said the New Yorker. While you are in Oul city you should avail yourself of every opportunity to see it's wonders. Oul rapid transit system
 If you was out in Topaz" broke in the man from there. Fl could show you whole cemetery full of people that got killed accidentally Talking a.ou, mingliny folks up. Why. when Berry Rogers turned loose that old double barreel shotgun of his loaded, with slugs at anybody"-
 Here. waiter..'i called the New York CT 1.-TWO more of the same. 1t is ac- knowledged by every one that our city is the center of art and literature and learning. Take. for instance. our afte' dinner speakers. Whege else I'll ths country would yon find such wit and
 sloquence as emanate from Hepew and
 Ford and"
 If yon take the papers, interrupted the westernpr. you must have read o' Pete WelSter's daughter The Web sters live two blocks north uf the court house in Topaz City. Miss Tillie Web ster. she slept forty days and nights without waking up. The doctors said that
 Pass the matches. please" said the I New Yorker. Have you observed the expedition with which new buildings are being run up in New York: I'm proved inventions in steel framework and
 ! T noticed. said the Nevad.ap, 'thai .I-