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a POSSIBLE CURE.

II IL an very funny to read about
the scions Of some Of our best known
families being detected In the midst
of an cnterprising and effective and
profitable campaign of chicken steal
ing. There ls something lntrinsically
humorous. We think, In stealing chick
cns-so long as they aren't our chick
ems. still. stealing chickens is steal
Ing. Continued activity in this branch
OF the p%urloining industry may lead
to stealing something more serious.
II is the same old problem. apparent
~. OF Satan. work and idle hands.
and the city authorities as usual are
up against II for "a remedy.
II seems quite reasonable to suppose
that development of the manual train
ing and industrial education idea in
the public schools may help to solve
the problem of the small bad boy. II
the lad is taught TO use his hands for
something more interesting. enthus-
ing ana practical than lifting fowls or
the midnight roost. ne viii forget
about the lure Of amateur juvenile
craftsmanship. Get him sufficiently
Interested in this work and he Will
have Ideas 20 carry out in his shop
at home. The average normal boy
hns Just as much an inclination to
tinker as he has 10 steal. Anything
that keeps him tinkering, keeps him
at constructive work, even though Il
be but -rudimontary, that keeps his
mind and his hands wholesomeiy oc-
cupied. Is going To keep satan's sug-
gestions out OF his head. An idle
brain. II has been long since stated.
Is the devils own private workshop.
Let's get these boys brains and hands
busy and Mephistopheles will have TO
look elsewhere for headquarters.
The evening herald. [volume] (Albuquerque, New Mexico) 1914-1922, 1914-02-20
DEATHS on CHILDREN BY
BURNING.

While fatalities from burning are
but a minor fraction Of nj motality
from p~reventable causes. they are suf-
flciently numerous To warrant an at
tempt to prevent them. This is cspe-
cially true OF deaths Of children from
burning In his country there are
few Available correct statistics on the
subject. In England. however, II rs
different there The statistics are not
only dependable. hut available. Or.
Bread has complied and analyzed the
data regarding eaths of children
from burning. The results are re-
printed and commented on In a recent
issue Of The Journal Of the American
Medical Association. From the years
1895 10 1911 he found hat zap 90 the
age of there were ga boys and 23f
girls burned. from ] Go q, there were
1858 boys and Isis girls; from 4 20
.. 36S boys and 77t girls; from 8 20
40. sSs boys and i.A27 girls n from
10 % 20. so boys and sac girls. n
Is at once evident that there Is a
marked difference between the NOR
tally ~ boys and girls. This differ
once be- probably due 60 the different
type OF clothing worn by the two
sexes. Up 60 about the ages OF 2 and
3, boys and girls are dressed alike.
From 3 10 4 the boys put on the
simpler male attire and there h an
abrupt aud marked fan In the NOR
tally from burning. There has been
much condemnation Of the material
known az nanneist. which Is a very
infammable cloth. although from the
figures quoted a would seem that "a
Is not 80 much the material as ne
style OF clothing which leads 10 loss
OF life. For other reasons a. we'll
namely. freedom Of movement better
hygiene and general cost Of clothing,
there would seOm TO be a demand
for a further s~lmpllncatlOn OF the
manner ~ dressing girls. particularly
these ~ the younger ages,
The evening herald. [volume] (Albuquerque, New Mexico) 1914-1922, 1914-02-20
Here's a Cure
-. For SCiatica
Painful Form Of Rheumatism
Quickly Overcome.

Those sharp darling pains that charae.
terike sclatic rheumatism should treated IN
TIE blood And BY using =. s, :. You not
only gel relief hut a cure.
~ y. -. has the peculiar action Of soak
Ing through the intesflnea directly into the
blood. In I'VE minutes its Influence II ~
work IN every artery. vein. and tiny capll.
larry. Every membrane. every organ Of the
body, every emunctory becomes IN effect a
hitter 20 strain the blood o. Impurities,
The stimulating properties Of =. :. =. CON.
pei the skin, liver, bowels, kidneys and
bladder 10 all work 20 the one end ~
tasting ont every irritating. every pain.
lnhlcting atom ~ poison Il disiodgea by
Irrigation all accumulatlcne In the jolutE.
renders them neutral aud scattrgs fnose
peculiar formrttona IN the nerve centrra
that cause such mystifying n often
bafning rheumatic pains.
And. best 81 all. this remarkable remedy
II welcome 90 the weakest stomach. N
you have drugged yourself until your
stomach Is nearly naralyxcd, you will ho
sstonished to hnd that X. \. 4. gives no
sensation but goes right 10 work. This
y because u H. a pure vegetable Infusion,
II taken naturally into your blood lust AZ
pure air 10 Inhaled naturally into your
You can get =. =. s. NJ any drug store.
3. 3. 8 Is a standard remedy, recognized
everywhere 81 the greatest blood antldoie
ever discovered. u yours is a peculiar
case and you desire special information,
write 90 The Swift specific Co, 22i Swift
BLDG Atlanta. Ga.
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Washington's Birthday
Suggestions
*%$t**sss$s@s

THE usual decorations for q lunch
1 con or dinner on this a%nniver-
sary are hatchets. cherry blossoms.
red cherries and a grea, deal Of red,
white and blue. Grapefruit. served
with many cherries. wooden hatch
cts for favors, or paper boxes shaped
like them. M filled with rec and
white candles. or ices served SINH
larry. with little silk flags here and
there. these are the common access
|%sorlcs OF a Washington's birthday
feast. Mrs Burrell. In Gala Day
Luncheons.' suggests rather happily,
that the colonial colors may well be
substituted for the red. white and
blue, Just as a change. Blue dishes,
yellow candle-shades, yellow -uilps
or daffodllS for flowers. (pcrhaps in
blue bowls or vases), paper cases
made like rocked hats. napkins fold
ed like cooked hats. brass or gslded
shades-you can easily work out a
dozen different schemes on this foun.
dation.
or a military luncheon might he
given on this anniversary. az well as
on General Grants CAprll s7thl. In
this case. scatter over the table little
tents made OF small napkins. with.
perhaps n tiny flag on each. A
small don soldier might serve as a
favor, or q knapsack-box filled with
candy beans, uardtack should be
served with the coffee or with the
SCUM. or hofh A faroa tent Eran.a
with vines and crowned with a nag.
might serve as a c~enterpiece; or q
group Of cannon, with battalions OF
soldiers. Much money may be
spent on these attractive accessories.
OF they may be. IN most Instances.
made oheaply at home. For oven
ing entertainments. card parties. CO.
tiilions' saimasundies and the like.
of decoration may be devised
founded on these hints.-Leslie's.
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TRIED RECIPES
NEUTRALITY-SUSPICIOUS.
MapIc I%,ancakes.


pbf INTO a bowl n cup OF -four.
= one half teaspoon Of soda, one
.scant half teaspoonfui Of salt and one
teaspoon OF baking powder. Mix we'll
and then add one cup Of sour milk,
one beaten and one tablespoon Of
butter melted. Beat until smooth and
light and add more flour or milk 10
make the hattie like thick oream, or
one hat will p ar In "a smooth, thick
cream. Have a frying pan hot and
grease Il with ham OF bacon rlna
Pour enough Of tho batter nearly to
cover b bottom Of the pan. Cook Il
carefully n when full OF bubbles
turn II over with "A cake turner when
done remove TO a hot plate and fin
the pan with another cake. Spread
the first one with bits OF butter and
a layer Of shaved maple sugar. Then
lay the next cake on top OF the first
and dress as before with butter and
sugar. ana when four are cooked
serve and cut into sections like q pie.
The evening herald. [volume] (Albuquerque, New Mexico) 1914-1922, 1914-02-20
TnE HOMESTEAD GRAZING BILL

Petitions 1rc NOW being circulated
Doc Sew Mexico DO support OF the Gao
aer. erazius homestead BIN drawn up
Dos RcptcscnUtli,, 49, D. Ferguson Of
N,w Mexico, "a hearing upon which u
sct for March ard next. There is
little doubt thot % large number Of
Figucrs viii be- secured as this mcas-
pre- b. onc tina, appeals particularly
tu the smaller rhncher IN the state,
~ is believed tina with $40 acres I'M
dcr mis- fcnce. 81 q supplementary
homestead pf that extent. the average
small grower can make good and the
law proposed will greatly expedite the
settling up Of New Mexico by the best
class Of settlers. Tho measure IL dis
tlnctiy In the interest and FOR the well
fare OF the man with small or moder-
ate means. the man who ID a home
maker ana q developer. n has been
pretty well demonstrated that in a
majority of cases 100 acres or 800
aorGs h not enough land for the aver
age sheep or cattle grower to make
good with his livestock.
Mr.. Ferguson In his fight for the
passage of his bill may be- fairly we'll
assured hat he will have the support
of the majority 81 h people OF the
state.
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SENATOR BACON
Hartford courant.)

WHAT the direct popular vote is
w going to make OF the senate,
nobody knows. In the past the SEN
ate has been what It's very name shows
that IL was from the beginning meant
TO be, an assemblage predominantly
OF seniors-Of aged or aging men. The
funeral car comes often to the doors
of a body like that; IL las come now
for Bacon Of Georgia. Next October.
had he lived TO see II, would have
brought his seventy-seventh birthday.
Only three OF the present members of
the senate-dallinger of New Hamp-
shire, Lodge of Massachusetts,. and
Perkins Of Cailfornia-were there
ahead OF him.
His state has kept him there for
nineteen years. and his death leaves
ave yearse of an ~unexpired term for
some other Georgia Democrat TO
serve. He did not enter the senate
with everything to learn. He had had
"a long apprenticeship In the Georgia
house. eight year OF IL In the houses
chair. Before that ne had been a
captain In the Confederate army.
Lawyer and doctor OF laws, parlia-
mentafian, practiced dobater-the
Democruur side OF the chamber. al
ready weakened by The resignation OF
Bailey and the death OF Rayner can
III spare him. His personal relations
with tho revelator OF the New Free
dom were ap~parently OF the pleasant
est, but he was az ore a enato and
Democrat OF the cid school. he had
been trained TO revere the constitution
and representative government. and
b rights ~ the states, The south
that was-the Georgia Of Berrlen-
survived In Senator Bacon. He had
its dignity aud urbanity; he had also
an Inherited portion OF he %conserva-
tism.
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TIE CUIPIurs2

Mr. Monahan IN congress yesterday
made tho definite and positive charsc
that the boards of trade Of Chicago.
buiuth and Minneapolis. an alleged
combination in restraint of trade In
grain dealias. are responsible for the
high cost Of living.
lf this turns out 10 be a fact. the
Chicago, Duluth and Minneapolis
boards OF trade better look out. The
wrath OF the Common ucczcr has
been accommodating by show and men
acting stages until IL Is mghtful e.
contemplate what will happen when
the Walls OF H are turned loose. We
have stood a lot from somebody. our
greatest wOs has been the impossible
ity of discovering who b. the cause OF
our woes. tho lack Of an object upon
which to vent our long pllod-up in
diEnatlon.
Think Of the millions Of hatpins
ready I'm the hands OF millions Of
housewives. the millions OF clerched
nsts carried by millions of harasscd
husbands the millions Of weary coli
loctors seeking 90 secure payment OF
millions OF bills owed 90 millions of
groccrs-think Of Il an and then spec
ulate upon the tate of the Chicago,
Minneapolis and Duluth boards Of
trade II We fasten &. on EN-.
Even the bare charge. unsupported
by proof as yet. is enough TO cause
on our part a feeling OF anything but
envy for the alleged eulprits. We
wouldn't be a board VI trade In one
Of those cities for a whole county In
England.
The evening herald. [volume] (Albuquerque, New Mexico) 1914-1922, 1914-02-20
THE BATTLE WITH
FIRE

II was "a stock remark that people
lose their heads in time OF nre.'' hut
there are. quite as many instances OF
their having unwonted GOODNESS at
such a time, says John =. Woodruff,
Pm. D., In the March issue of The
Mothers Magazine" Undoubtedly Il
has never entered the heads OF many
persons hat fire can not burn I'M
less supplied with a large volume OF
air, and 1t Is very easy to check any
fire in It's early stages by restraining
It's supply OF air.
A kettle OF fat caught file upon
the kitchen oye The cook, surrey a
heroine although a misguided one.
seized the bail OF the kettle and with
the Flames playing upon her bare
hands rushed with Il To the sink She
had an indistinct thought that water
has some magic power 10 quench
IRE. Setting the burning fat under
the faucet she turned on The water.
This being heavier than the grease.
went To the bottom OF the kettle and
floated the burning fat out over the
kitchen floor. thus setting fire to the
house.
-Four gallons OF air are required TO
burn one thimbleful OF fat. why not
throw on the pc, lid and let the fire
put Itself out? I believe the cook
said something about being afraid
that there might be an explosion II
she put on the lid Words are not
always signs of ideas, This word ex-
plosion IN certainly one TO cOnlure
with. Who has not heard OF kero-
sene lamps exploding ?" Yet for 20
years | have ~canvassed In vain 10
find one who has even seen a kero-
sene lamp explode. I offer anyone
the immortality OF honorable men
ton In these articles who viii make
"a Kerosene lamp explode without
first heating the kerosene TO 100 de-
grees. A few more decades OF *
perience with gasoline engines and
people viii begin to discover that Il
Do not ~ easy To MAKE gasoline ex-
.plode. Under no circumstances can
gasoline be made 10 explode unless
"a very definite mixture Of one quart
Of air with about -four drops OF gaso-
line be made. We burned gasoline
IN an ordinary kerosene lamp for six
hours. until Il was half used up. and
no n could discover any difference
between Il aud kerosene. The lamp
had a capacity Of one pint and Il re-
something over five thousand
plnts Of air 10 burn one pint OF gaso-
line. The burning went on quietly,
each thimbleful 81 gasoline being an
able 10 set IT, required sixteen quarts
OF air In less than twenty-six seconds.
How remote the chance for explosion
was may be determined as follows: II
we had allowed the lamp 10 burn
twelve hours. and n exactly two
drops OF gasoline had then remained
In u, and II n pint OF pure air could
have then entered the lamp aud Il
the two drops OF gasoline had theH
completely vnporlzed and
thoroughly mlRed with just one pint
of air. We might have an explosion
u the flame remained long enough
10 start the c0mbustioni An explo-
sion IL simply combustion through
out the mass an az once, and the
whole purpose Of this paper h 10
show that combustion requires defI-
mite proportions 81 air and fuel.
one Of the most effective ways n
The evening herald. [volume] (Albuquerque, New Mexico) 1914-1922, 1914-02-20

There are three styles OF mustache
In the world. There is tho dropping
mustache. which - widely known az
the American. although the Turks
and the Persians also wear IL; there
Is the mustacho with the ends turned
up, and his Is German-the barber
shops in Germany carry In stock The
mustache bandage, which is worn
during sleep In order 10 keep the ends
of the mustache pointing upward;
and there Is the toothbrush mustache.
which Is cut straight across. 80 that
u can kiss his wife without filling
her mouth with hair and drink soup
without losing a part OF II ON the way.
The toothbrush mustache has no par
ticular natonality-it Is just worn By
men Of ense.
Kaiser Wilhelm issued an order re-
Gently to his body guard regiment-so
the Berlin dispatch runs. although
such an order Will be obeyed by all
the guard regiments stationed in the
German capital. and also by the rest
Of The German army-nOt 10 wear the
toothbrush mustache. assigning as a
reason FOR this order that this style
of mustachc is not German, We have
no doubt that many Germans wear
the toothbrush mustacho, the Ger
mans for the most part being very
sensible people, but u a. true that the
Germans do not veal il while they
are In the army. The German pri-
waite soldier is permitted to wear a
mustache, but not "a full beard: aud
when he drinks his glass Of beer, and
chances az the kalser's portrait. with
its upturned mustachc. staring at him
from the wall, where Il invariably
hangs in an German public houses, he
naturally feels that his mustache. n
ho has one, must point In the same
direction The real reason for Kaiser
Wilhelm's now order b. hat uniform
ity in the line NJ the mustacho b. as
ucrdfll Tor line military effect Hs uni
formuy ln the coats and The trousers
Do hc had had the good fortune TO
adopt the toothbrush mlstache for
300 adurnm,pt and convenience, in
stead of TIE turued-up sort. he would
Do, able Go say that the turned-up
mu-,arhc was not German; bat he
missed his chance of thus idontfying
himself uIth fht kind of musiache
that De- coming more and more 10 be
th, vogue of the world.
Both the droop,ng Iuustacho and
the toothbrush musttrhe ere nature
the first belug Wild nature and the
second cultivated nature. while the
turucd-up musiaohe be- wholly @ work
OF art. Wax is the secret of lie sta
biity IN an upright position, Just as
WA was the secret OF the sharp
pointcd ends. which French beauN
ana Italian g%ailants used 10 regard as
the correct thing In the mustaohe
line. For busy men, who do not see
themselves ia the mirror more than
once or twice a day and who do not
keep d personal barber, the tooth
brush mustachc Do good enough, one
of merits being that Il remains In
shan, of ltself for the office or for
tha opera without artificial twisting
~ primplnE what is called the
toothbrush mustache in the puriiens
~ rn3ai courts and by h afternoon
tea drnkerf Of the drawing rooms Is
known la the back districts and the
riy alleys a. the scrubbing brush
mnsiache. but This difference ip name
sers not affect the ,hing Itself Like
The evening herald. [volume] (Albuquerque, New Mexico) 1914-1922, 1914-02-20
Rank ExirnYnrnncr.

IL has been truly said tina a man
VINO earns his " money knows how
TO value It; and the same may be said
OF a woman who puts up her W
preserves.
Mercy met" exclaimed Aunt Mary
how can the president be so extrav-
"sant with other peoples none p"
why what's the matter. Auntie? p"
only think OF keeping those pes
Ky Indians on government pre-
serves'"-Lippincotrs.
The evening herald. [volume] (Albuquerque, New Mexico) 1914-1922, 1914-02-20
An Appeal to Wives

You know the terrible affection that
comes 70 many homes from the result Of
8 drinking husband or son. You know
Of The money wasted on "Drink' that
Is needed In the home 10 purchase food
and clothing. ORRINE has saved thous.
ands Of drinking men. Il is a home
treatment and can b. given secretly.
Your money viii be refunded H. after a
trial, L has failed 10 beneht. Costs only
el.00 a bon. Come IN and get a free
hoosiet and let as tell you Of The good
ORRINE 10 doing.
ALvARADO PHARMACY
First and Gold.
The evening herald. [volume] (Albuquerque, New Mexico) 1914-1922, 1914-02-20

This Is simple. but dcllcious-Mary
J. Lincoln.
Corr Syrup.
One can corn, one pint boiling wa
ter. Cook gently 10 minutes. thon
rub through a colandcr. Melt two
tablespoons butter. when buhbling
add W tablespoons flour and stir in
n smooth paste. then add gradually 60
II one pint milk and cook until smooth
and creamy. stir all the time. Cook
ave minutes. then add corn. heat
thoroughly. season TO taste with salt
and pepper and serve.
parsnip stew.
Fry two or more slices % INT salt
pork In the bottom of the kettle until
the Eat ~ fried out; then take out the
pork u add the potatoes and par
ships cut IN thick slices, using half
as much parsnip as potato. Cover
well with boiling water and season
with salt me pepper. Boil hdlf an
hour or until vegetables are done.
Dumplings may be added u desired.
For a taxi. a hi Mauro. Phone n.
The evening herald. [volume] (Albuquerque, New Mexico) 1914-1922, 1914-02-20

Shakespeare rose. II b. the same
comcly. cloanly and convenient mus
tache under both names.
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A Good oongh Medicine Tor children.

Convincing proof OF the rare cura-
tive properties OF chamberlain's
Cough Remedy came from Mrs. Mary
Fawcelt of Orinneli, Iowa, who says;
"chamherlain's Cough Remedy helped
my little boy a great deal when ne
had whOoplng cough. II h a good
medicine For sale BY All druggists.
The evening herald. [volume] (Albuquerque, New Mexico) 1914-1922, 1914-02-20
JABS


TOMMY says that the great men
torn In February were George WASH
ington, Abraham Lincoln. -. vaien-
tine aud st. G%roundhog.
o
sHUUE. Miss IIooligan did not at
tend the lnaht german but she's go-
In to an Irish on ST. Patrick's day.
d
SOME uINk IN The Craftsman"
who seems to be getting ahead ~ his
story declares Spring begins in Feb
ruary.
Pity he couldn't have kept quiet
la while. You know what IL viii DO
start a lot Of half baked rhymes
tiers to writing doggercl long before
We are ready 10 publish our own
really m%critorious poetry appropriate
Ia the season.
d
Foo Much Talent.
where L. tina barber who used
To have the end chair" asked the
customer.
I'VE had 10 let him go" replied
the boss. Gle had too much talent"
"whaddy ye mean, TALENT" asked
the customer.
ole got 50 he illustrated his stor-
les with cuts when he was shaving
people" explained the boss.
o
WE 10 NOT know what he has on
his mind. but anyway Colonel Harris
handed US this one, right In the sol.
pick:
Mans Inhumanity 60 Man.
Makes countless thousands mourn
forlorn
Filed with sorrow they cry in pain
and wish they never had been
born;
Mans Ingratitude to Mar
Makes other thousands swear, rave
round and shed large Cussyyords
Gnash teeth and 2 their Hair
D
A PRONUNCIATION sharp says
the builder az tho Panama canal Is
called "Goat-alis.' We cannot see
hat an animal Of that variety has any
place In his nomenclature.
d
AN AMERICAN cruise has again
broken the worlds record for gun
merry. Nothing 10 Il. Us Yankees
shoots what we shoot when we shoot
al e.
O.
1T rs IDLE folly to suppose, that
after visiting Albuquerque the Moose
sanltarium committee could think OF
locating that two million dollar sani-
;arium anywhere else.
O.
WHY WORK for a living, when
you can hold up any old train and
carry off from $4,000 to 1905 900 in
ready money?
The evening herald. [volume] (Albuquerque, New Mexico) 1914-1922, 1914-02-20

There are SIN several months Of
cold weather ahead Of us and Il will
pay you 20 invest in a pair of our
handsome winter shoes ana house
slippers. We want 20 close out every
pair before the opening OF the spring
season and are offering them at great
" reduVcd prices. G. Mays Shoe
store, alf West Central avenue
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extinguishing a lire is 10 separate
the burning fuel into small portions.
Thus a considerable fire in a fire
place may be quickly extingulshed by
merely distributing apart from each
other the burning embers. Their
mutual heat Is necessary TO keen
them above the kindiing tempera-
ture. A shovelfui OF burning Goals
when taken from the furnace soon
cools below it's klndling tempesature
The heat OF the rest OF the burning
coal Is necessary TO keep these burn
ing.
The fireman's az and pick enable
him to exiingulsh IN by separating.
In small pieces. the burning portions
OF wood In floor or wainscOt OF build
ings. When thus treated, the wood
soon falls below It's kindling temper
allure, and burning ceases.
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ron CASH.

Henry's messengers. Phone oas.