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Five Mile Beach weekly journal., 1914-07-10


which was to Honors.
ed the thought of His resurrection from
the dead on the third day. However,
the matter was incomprehensible to the
disciples; and they merely said to
themselves, This is another Of the
Masters dark sayings. which seem so
mysterious.
Not until after Pentecost did the dis
ciples get the full grasp of what Jesus
had told them. There the Holy Spirit
began to make plain the Divine r
rangement-that the snfferings of all
the Church must first come before the
glories of the Kingdom would be re-
vealed and the worlds blessing begin.
On Right Hand and Left.
Another account tells us that the
mother of James and John came with
them and voiced their plea for them.
They believed that the time for dis
tributing the Kingdom honors was very
near. We need not assume that these
two dear disciples sought the positions
closest to the Master merely for am
bition's sake. Rather, let us suppose
that they loved the Lord very dearly,
and therefore thought that they could
appreciate a nearness to Him more
than could some of the others. In
deed, they evidently appreciated being
neal the Master In His hours of deep
est suffering. and were permitted to
come nearer than the majority of The
Twelve. They were glorious charac-
tiers, whom the Lord greatly loved.
Let us mark carefully the words Of
Jesus. lie did not say, My dear dis
ciples, there VIII be no Throne. On
the contrary. He declared that while
there would be a Throne, and places of
preference In that Throne. these would
not be distributed by Himself, but by
the Father. Places In the Kingdom
will be given absolutely on the o
of quality.
"Are We Able 2"-"My Cup, My Zap
tismT'
Jesus then made known the fact that
any position whatever in the Kingdom
would require the fulflment of certain
CO1ulIlOuS. IL was AOt OhOoeA c-S
they had been called to d~iscipleship.
that they had left all to follow Him.
that they had assented to His teach
ings. There must be something more;
else they might not enter the Kingdom
at all. These conditions the Master
declared, saying. Are We able to drink
of the cup that l shall drink of, and to
be baptized with My baptism"
In the Divine Plan, God had ar
ranged that whoever will be entrusted
with the Messianic Kingdom glory,
honor and power for the blessing of
he world, must demonstrate his
,worthiness. In Jesus case the cup
meant all those experiences of igno-
miny and shame. including crucihxion.
which He underwent during the three
and one-half years of His earthly min
istry and which He fully accomplished
at Calvary.
The Masters baptism at Jordan was
merely a picture of the real baptism.
-
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ton. and that a
whole age would
intervene before
that K g d o N
would be estab-
lished amongst
e But He had
limited all this.
In today's les
son Jesus again
brought up the
m a t t of the
shame, i~ll-treat-
ment and death
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his SOluB uoWu
into the water
symbolically rep
resented His go<
ing down into
death and His
re S c tito n
therefrom. HIS
real b tits m
progressed from
Jordan to Cal
vary. When on
t b e o He
cried. ut is fin
Five Mile Beach weekly journal., 1914-07-10
SELECT THIS FOR SUMMER.

Here Is a linen thin enough to be
cool and exquisite in its color of ber-
muda pink, braided with white cotton
braid ana trimmed with crochet but
tons and the inevitable collar. The
coat is in the directoire mode. which
is showing itself again this season. A
dainty hat of white tagal and pink
flowers and button boots of white buck
land what Is more summary?
Five Mile Beach weekly journal., 1914-07-10
AMONG THE CHURCHES
SUNDAYS SERVICES AT THE
CHURCHES, ALL OF WHICH
EXTEND A HEARTY WELL
COME TO VISITORS.

4
COME TO VISITORS.
HOLLYWOOD NJ. e. CHURCH
Corner Roberts and Pacific Avenues
Rev. J. 6. Edwards, D. D.
Preaching by the pastor at 1870.
6unday-school, 2.3O.
Sunday evening service at 7.45
o'clock, preceded by Epworth League
song service at 7 o'clock.
Prayer Meeting Wed. Ev'g, 7.45.
Seats free. All are welcome.
WILDWOOD BAPTIST CHURCH
Corner Maple and Pacific enu
Rev. Irwin H. Fisher, pastor.
Morning, 1890 a. M, Sunday school
2.SO p. M; Evening, 7.30 p. m. Prayer
meeting Wednesday evening, 7.B0. A
hearty welcome extended to visitors.
Supported by voluntary contributions.
HOLLY BEACH PRESBYTERIAN CHURCH
Corner Pacific and Burke avenue
Holly Beach.
Rev. Alexander Laird, pastor.
Services every Sunday preaching by
the pastor, at 1890. Sunday4School at
$50. Preaching by the pastor 7.8O
Prayer meeting every Wednesday
evening. at 7.30 o'clock.
ST. sIME0N's-BY-THE-sEA PROTESTANT
EPISCOPAL CHURCH
Corner Pacific and Maple avenues,
Wildwood, N. J.
Rev. Charles w. B. Hill, Rector.
Sunday services, 7.8O a. M, 1920
q. M. and 7.30 p. M.
Sunday school, 2.30 p. M.
First Sundays,
Holy Communion, 1890 a. %.
Holy Baptism, 400 p. m.
Weekday service as announced.
LUTHERAN CHURCH OF THE HOLY
TRINITY
Rev. Charles r. Keiter, pastor
Holy Trinity Chapel, cor Atlantic
and Poplar avenues.
6unday-school 11.3O a. m.
Morning Service, 1920.
Evening service 7.30 o. m.
Visitors Welcome
ST. AIMS ROMAN CATHOLIC CHURCH
81. AIMS Roman Catholic Church
orner~f&gudrW EBzsCh0Aavess-
Mass on Sundays at 8 ana 10 b. N.
Sunday school p. m. Evening ser.
vice 7.SO. Rev. Father Maroney, Rector.
EUREKA BAPTIST CHURCH (colored)
spencer avenue, West OF Railroad.
Services Sunday morning at $780,
Sunday school $50, evening $50.
Rev. 1. g. Folks. Pastor.
MN
ANGEL VISIT BAPTIST CHURCH
(colored)
West end of Garfield avenue
Rev. M. d. Stamford, Pastor
PASTORS residence, Whitesboro, Cape
May County.
Preaching every Sunday morning as
II o'clock.
Sunday-school at 2.30 p. M.
Evening service at s O'Clock.
AsBURY A.M.E. CHURCH (colored)
Holly Beach ave., corner Young
Sunday services (:
Preaching 1890 am. and 500 pm.
Children's Service, $50 pm.
Christian endeavor, 7.3O p. m.
All welcome. Rev. Fl. Dewitt Jones'
NORTH WILDWOOD SERVICES
A union Sunday-school held in the
North Wildwood fire house every Sum
day afternoon at 2.30. Everybody
welcome.
IN
ANGLEsEA NJ. q. CHURCH
Rev. ]. G. Edwards, D. D., pastor
Preaching every Sunday afternoon
three O'Clock
Eagle River review. [volume] (Eagle River, Wis.) 1890-1927, 1914-04-17
Indian Ghost story.

Several years ago had a studio in
Albuquerque, N NJ, and the walls
of my reception rooms and Office were
hung with large photographs of In
dams, Karl Moore writes in Leslie's.
One day l was visited by six men Of
the Navajo tribe, who, after much
smoking and visiting, made known the
real cause of their call. Directly over
my desk was framed portrait of one
of the old medicine men of their tribe,
who had just died. Believing that a
part of his soul was imprisoned in the
portrait-else how could it look so
like him they asked me If would
not destroy it, so that his spirit might
be released and be at peace. imme-
diately took the print from the frame
and tore it into bits while the men
looked on with silent approval. After
thanking me they each shook hands
in turn and filed quietly out of the
room. They did not suspect that there
might still be in existence other copies
of the picture or negative.
Eagle River review. [volume] (Eagle River, Wis.) 1890-1927, 1914-04-17
q Was Perfectly Wicked and Proud of It,"

him leave. OF course, the next move
was the bird and the bottle, and with
out letting him know that was doing
the driving l guided him right across
to Churley's. The head rusher over
there is one of my best trained pets,
and as we went inside l dropped be-
hind and spoke to him.
frank ordered, get us two
tables next to the WALL and when
there's certain party of three comes
ina nice-looking young couple and
an old lady-Tll give you the nod and
you give them the other table,
Frank was on in a minute. We
took the far table, and / managed it
so grandpa would have his back to
the other one. Say! / must be awful
slow to learn, for I'd rather have foam
than bubbles any day; but this time
it was me for the chilly quart. I
slipped mine slowly, though, and by
touching glasses ever SO often coaxed
grandpa on to be the real human
sponge. When my special audience
came in, the second quart was frost
ing the silver pail, while grandpa was
only twenty-five and getting younger
every second. From where / sat l
could keep my eye on the door, and
as Frank started back with Mr. Hardy
and Grace and Ma he caught my nod.
/ kept grandpa busy just then SO that
he never turned around, but they saw
us. Some they did! The two young
ones were wise in second and the
tableau was peaches and cream to
them; but mother had the shock of
her life, for just as Frank seated her
at the end of the table where the
whole pantomime was in full view, l
had grandpa pawning for my hand.
and cackling, plenty loud enough for
mother to hear, that was positively
the only original package of genuine
joy!
"Of course, mother lorgnetted me
for keeps. and if there was a basting
Eagle River review. [volume] (Eagle River, Wis.) 1890-1927, 1914-04-17
GOOD JOKE ON POLITICIANS
French Senators and Deputies Accept
ed Invitations to Attend Cente-
nary of Bogus Author.

Life is often stranger than fiction,
but that a hoax should be pulled off
in cultured and brilliant Paris that
surpasses the ingenious fancy of the
clerical playwright who wrote the de-
lightful anglo-Irish farce, General
John Regan"-a play in which, thanks
to an American joker, a monument
is erected in an isolated Irish town
to a military and political hero who
never existed-is a matter for some
surprise A French newspaper that
had doubtless heard OF the Irish farce
tried the idea on members of the.
present parliament. 1t sent letter
to senators and deputies in the name
of committee" and invited their
participation in the grand celebration
of the centenary of the famous au-
thor, Hegesippe Simon" a specimen
of whose profound and winged phrases
was given on the note paper The
striking thought was, when the sun
rises, darkness vanishes." The com
mittee" offered to furnish material for
appropriate addresses in the memory
of the great man. Ihls was enough
more than enough.
Fifteen senators and nine deputies
among them ex-cabinet ministers
swallowed the bait. They we're so
fiattered by the invitation that they
promptly accepted, emitting to look
into works of reference. Some added
tributes to the great thinker and re-
GREETED contemporary neglect of him.
The paper promptly gave away the
hoax, and France is laughing at the
Inundated politicians. The moral OF
the affair is too plain to need point
ing out 1t is safe to say that poll
ticians who hear of the incident will
add some biographical literature to
their libraries or use more care in
the selection Of secretaries.
Eagle River review. [volume] (Eagle River, Wis.) 1890-1927, 1914-04-17

thread about me that hadn't Deen
pulled out she saw through to it. If
I'd been innocent I'd have shriveled
up under that searchlight, but wasn't
I was perfectly wicked and proud of
it, and having the time of my life. So
was grandpa let him wabble on and
on, getting farther and farther away
from an alibi all the time, with Mr..
Hardy and his Grace all but stuffing
napkins into their mouths to keep
from screaming. Grandpa got more
kittenish every minute He didn't no
tice any more whether / was drinking
or not, and every glass of the foolish
water he took made the lights turn
roster, until at last he got too confec-
tiOnery and then l arose in offended
dignity.
Sir said l, with you at your ag
thought should be sufficiently chap
eroned, but as it is l must go home
alone! Good evening.
Il paused just at the end of the
other table to say that Good evening,
and of course the long-lost old man
CAA AOA Oh OAAAO " AOOA a. me- AASSOo0S
he found himself looking square into
the blazing eyes of mother, and the
curtain was down. The last l saw as
Frank sent our waiter over to him
with the check, was grandpa huddled
in his chair, blinking his eyes and try
ing to figure out what had hit him.
Maybe they wasn't the grateful
ones, young Hardy and his girl. They
made me come to the wedding, and
mother was quite chocolate creams.
She recognized me as the poor, en-
barrassed girl at Churley's, but not as
the manicure girl of the Belveigh, and
she seemed quite anxious about my
family.
Williams? she repeated, as she.
shook my hand Williams? Are you
by any chance connected with the
Williamses of Narragansett?'
mo; the Williamses of Park Row.
I said, and the dear old soul was per-
fectly satisfied She didn't know New
York, nor the names on the lamp
posts down Bowery way, and Park
Row sounded real aristocratic to her
guess"
Eagle River review. [volume] (Eagle River, Wis.) 1890-1927, 1914-04-17

He didn't. He was puncture nroof ara
wnen ne got up to go he leaned over
the table to me and said:
what do you think of a nice eve.
ning at the theater tonight, and maybe
bird and bottle AFTER?
Fine!' chirruped. I like IN raad
about it; but if you're hunting some
poor but honest working girl Of fatal
beauty to share it you'd better hurry.
Tor the hour is growing late. For me.
not! I'm going to spend this evening
with my own grandfather
I hadn't supposed it could be done
but the red began to creep under his
makeup, and then / felt a little bit
sorry It's wrong to hit cripple. any
how, and as he went out / sunshined
at him just SO l wouldn't feel like so
much OF a crouch myself. thought
could take chance on that much
without putting out the Welcome
mat, but say! when die, put on my
tombstone, will you, She was a good
gy-url, but she couldn't learn
That very evening. as / passed out
through the parlors, / saw my Me-
thuselah's uncle, about five years
younger in his silk tile and open-faced
vest, talking to a real foppy mother
and daughter who wore enough happy
harness to stock a new Tiffanys. The
younger one was such a picture that
| swung up close to see if it was hand
painted or only chrome, but that's
once had to send wireless apology,
for her complexion was put on from
the inside and would stand scrubbing.
She looked perfectly happy except for
one thing; all she wanted was some
thing interesting to happen. She was
real willing to go right away from
there to find it, too, but the other two
had their chins on pivots and smiled
continuously without pain. Anyhow,
thought, Father Time is now back
in his own precinct and they'll take
care of him if he gets to wandering
in his mind
'The next morning, bright and
early, before even had my wraps off,
Eagle River review. [volume] (Eagle River, Wis.) 1890-1927, 1914-04-17

that will be about all; at least that's
what | was given to understand, and
rather plainly. There's no chance for
me-
Don't tear up your ticket before
the bell rings told him. Everything
comes out in the wash, for while
there's life there's soap. When does
this dying interview come OFF,
Tomorrow night he said. I'm
to take them to the theater.'
That's when / decided to wedge
in. can't keep out of it. 1t all comes
from my East side bringing up, where,
whenever there was midnight fight,
every man in the block yelled out of
the window for them to wait till he
got his shoes on. If there was any
thing doing we all wanted to be in it,
and I suppose I'll be tickled to death
with my own funeral, just because I'll
be there and have the best part in the
cast. had a fine plot, standing right
where was, too. get 'em often that
way. Amt the little Bessie Bright?
"'Tell you what you do said.
After the theater you bring your
crowd over to Churley's for bite Of
supper, and I'll get up little play
for you that'll beat any show on Broad
way. Don't get there too quick.
Mosey out of the theater slow, and
be sure you're the last ones out Go
back to your seat for something to kill
more time. When you get into Chur-
ley's I'll have a table saved for you.
That's all you have to do except sit
with your back to me-
"Of course he was crazy to know
what was coming off, but / wouldn't
tell him. wasn't quite sure myself,
yet, but the next morning was. for
my passe Mr. Passay waltzes in as
usual to have his wrinkles pressed
out, and the smile / gave him would
have melted this milestone brick ice
cream that they put up for picnics. He
was so tickled / thought he'd do a
Eagle River review. [volume] (Eagle River, Wis.) 1890-1927, 1914-04-17

head spin, and by the way Billy
frowned / knew I'd done a. perfectly
scrumptious job on grandpa. After
he had his morning face put on, OF
course he came toddling right over to
me, and my, but was the giddy young
thing! It only cost me two glances
and another smile to have theater
invitation for that night, and at 8
o'clock / hiked home and put on all
my kilrem-deads from the the plumes
down.
When Uncle Antique saw me in
the uniform / felt sorry for his re-
spectacle family, but | will say he
knew how to do the honors, and the
way he tucked me into my seat you'd
have thought was the queen of
Sheba.
Il enjoyed the show while was
there, too-everything in this world
looks so good to me nowadays that
could almost enjoy the toothache-but
just before the all-get-busy chorus at
the end / got real peevish and made
Eagle River review. [volume] (Eagle River, Wis.) 1890-1927, 1914-04-17

ii, II" soon l saw him watching my
go @uu my eyes, and l got ready.
s,, ~ you know said he, you look
W.! like Maxine Elliott?'
s,s !" course I know it, / handed him
w.. Maxine comes in here nearly
so ~ Jay and asks me to quit it, but
b. a, made him pause for the cross
Agb anyhow, and l got three minutes
"r On the way.
hi !; hHS' a lonesome city this isl he
d. next and 1 knew it was no
smls., to save him chill. He
lin 81 De satisfied till he got froze
s,, Why did you slip away from him
~saE asked.
scona 'Sin- ne began, and then he
81 tu' he wasn't SO slow after all.
ID 'een going to ask from whom
lev n naa a flash of second sight and
'asra, mint that it was either his
sul' or his keeper.
l sais a'' a cross little dear you are!'
~ and patted my hand.
Gb - see what l have to put up
Abbss Tough / explained, and then l
ast =. uim one under the thumb nail
h waa nim jumping all over. That
W. S ior the little dear
be bo s'un { You think he'd guess his
oeen disconnected after that?
Eagle River review. [volume] (Eagle River, Wis.) 1890-1927, 1914-04-17

and she just fairly ate that note with
out salt or pepper.
"'You may tell Mr.. Hardy that I
cannot write note just now she
said, but to please send UP his card
to mother and me right after lunch
con. I'll see that he's received
You'll win told her. I've got
a bet on you
When told Hardy the stunt that
was cut out for him he turned the
color of his collar and got perfectly
limp.
Cheer up said The returns
are not all in yet, and if there's any
way your Aunt Bessie can help stuff
the ballot boxes, all her other engage
ments are Off
THAT night he was waiting to walk
out to the car with me. and beaming
like custard pie. He simply had to
recite it all to somebody, and was
the only audience he could nail
saw her. he said, and I'm to
see her once more, though guess
Eagle River review. [volume] (Eagle River, Wis.) 1890-1927, 1914-04-17

who should come prancing into the
barber shop but my Mr.. Sear-and-yeI-
low to have his face ironed, and with
q nerve tall enough to make the sing
or building look like a hitchlng post
ha lifted the roof of his toupee to me
and smiled as pleasantly as mummy
that had died dippy. escaped hlm
when he went out, though. because
was busy with one of the worst KIND
4 merchant from Darkest Indiana VINO
had come to New York TO buy last
years latest style, and who was ex-
nlaining how much he missed ms VIE
so would go to the theater Win nm
and let him tell me about ner.
.sIt4 helped some that afternoon -
h.va . real one drop in. He was
tall living-picture built young man,
and looked so solid he could have hao
his clothes pressed right on him WIN
ont hurting. His hands were not 2
,;t nretty: they were better than tnae'
tbav we're good to look at. They We're
y,or,s hands. big and strong ana
brown but we'll shaped enough TOO
nc s. bind that can hold a high stopper
down to an even trot through ten
niles of fireworks. It was nice. nrm,
NO ,.,a, rm hand but it didn't know ! neio
:. :. a :. that interested me right away.
:, W. s''- Lnow suppose IN Ike other
girls It makes me mad II sney w.
and I'm disappointed Il they oOn : -
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Real Drug.

Rutger Jewett. the New York lit
terateur, gave luncheon the other
day at the Players club in Germany
park and during the game course a
club attendant brought to one of Mr..
Jewett's literary guests long, omin-
ous-Iooking envelope.
At sight of this envelope, SO famil-
lar to all litterateurs, shout of laugh
ter went up.
The object of the laughter blushed,
and thrust the envelope hurriedly into
his inside coat pocket.
Its only an elegy, boys" he said.
that the editor of Scribbler's has
turned down.
Mr.. Jewett shook his head.
How true it is" he said. that POI
etry is on the decline"
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lcopyright by the Mcclure Newspaper sxndicate !

,oDt have to ring EN- to tell all
'@ 'torfeits," observed the Hotel
I.1 manicure girl as she opened
e ~ If emery paper. Only last
lI'I had one in here that was SO
!. imitation you'd think he'd sit
.' NJ to make fun of himself; any
ycDd begin to understand how
!! rbsdwick took up collections.
y, oId enough to have fed Me-
.'I.s his fennel tea, but the help
man can get from ugliness. doc
md tailors that ought to have
tsxdermists, makes anything
show at the nippodrome look
The minute l caught sight of
,.ncv little freshman hat and
~Iege.cut clothes, knew the
T. NAV before the curtain went up,
II wouldn't look in Billy's direc-
He was already joshing more
l, WAS good for him. You know
4, He's the boss barber and wants
n Inv me a plain gold ring and a
s',olsyer, but poor Billy isn't a man
A, word. He promised he'd do any
!, IN the world for me, and reneged
tbe only request made. He
rpipt change his face.
M course, the first thing Mr.. New
de did when he kittened down into
chair was to squeeze my hand.
Nj was terrible shock to me- /
qg since it only happens from nine
itFenty times a day, and / hardly
NV what to do-only just how to-
nH | shifted his hands into and
/ Of the ninety-eight-cent near-cut
Is bowl so often he fell to it that
program had been changed with
tnotice, and then he took the num-
Billy snickered out loud, and I
ia glare at him that ought to have
rnk him to the size of a one
ged peanut; but it didn't. He only
filed up and watched for more. He's
agalar cut-up, Billy is, and of course
knew there was more coming.
SO past.due flirty boys get so cal
to turndoWns that nothing short
brick makes a dent in them, and
United labor bulletin., 1914-05-16
COOKS

Cooks Union No. IS held an open
meeting Wednesday night at their hall
in the Club building. which was largely
attended. For a short period the inia-
tion fee will be reduced from $40 to 81,
and campaign is being conducted by
officers and members of the union to en-
roll every competent restaurant and
hotel cook in the city. Ten applications
for membership were received Wednes-
day night, and reports submitted that
many more would be forthcoming. These
open meetings will be weekly feature
while the campaign is on. and all cooks
are invited to attend them. Any infor-
nation in regard to application blanks,
dues, etc, may be secured from the sec
retary and business agent, Roy Ridgley,
room 3ls Club building.