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Corpus Christi caller and daily herald. [volume] (Corpus Christi, Tex.) 1911-1917, 1914-11-07
co OPERATION N DENMARK.

tleaumoni Enterprise
Lutte Denmark. with "a total area ~
10000 Hpunw miles and population
" irsf than 3.n0O 900. Us hy reason ~
natural advantages onc - the pdnreai
COMMITTEES in Europe. but by reason ut
advanced economic methods IL has be
comes ono ~ The richest 10 per capita
wealth. Tho distribution ~ lta wealth
being taken into Conpldrraiion. Agri-
cuiimm Cu-upcratior haH distributed
ltH wealth so that the farmers ~ Den-
marx arc amonF The most prosperous
u thp world
pcnmmk b. httlc sandy psninHuia
cold. bleak sud naturally nnproduc.
ilyr its TURNER'S have developed co..
operative methods ln farming. mnrhot
lnf and huyiuR ao that they nave
utilized their tcsourcra 10 the utter.
munt rhry have built "a. nnil fertility
and have thoroughy dfnnca their
lands and improved thcir nehWasn
icnmatk ~ the originator az effective
rn-oprratipn in settling agricultural
products
m 1881 Denmark exported $4,000
900 worth Of bacon. butter ana eRsa
Ahout that time cosogcfnte mar
koting movement started inmers
were thoroughly organised. eventually
with governments huh IN tylg the
Danish exports 90 bacon butter and
cgfH amounted 20 fieaooo0 oe
tcnmptk has cooperative dairicH.
operative chresr factories, co-op
optlyr meat packing plants and peul
a., selling urganisations Every line
/ 90 agriculture is thoroughly organised
to soil ia output Oy operation
/ Economic waste h reduced and tho
Danish ngrieultueni Industries support
M parasites.
Nut thc Danish farmer does not con
I fine hia cooperative activities to sell.
( ina. Re buys Ia the Same way ne
HcliH through operative SOCIETIES
There srO more than TACO co.npeta
I tive siofca in the little country
The Danish farmer IN small farm
co. ia the whole country there are
oulN twenty two farns that contain
more than SEQ apfes The Law tsrhlds
the Joining 90 farms already ostah.
iished and encourages tho division VI
iarHv farms into nmAil huldinrA III,
consequence ia that onlN once fifteenth
/ az the trainers ara tenants aud tn,
cities ot iionmaik DO not grow az The
eNpensc 90 the rural population, IN,
suscrnmous Fosters eWncfahip of "a,
soil by small holders h> l.asing "a
farm nnurvra mvnvS for The purchase
~ land al y small rate ~ interest "a
inng time,
4 recent bulletin ~ the Unto,
States bureau ~ eiucatlon attributes
the agricultural progrcaa 81 Denmark
tn the fact that agriculture iH taugh
in the puhlc acho0in Scientific agri.
culture ana business nrthnds an
taught VA the lmnish svhovsE The fu.
turc Danish farmer Il trained +" he d
business man as well rs a tiiier 81 IA,
soil
Corpus Christi caller and daily herald. [volume] (Corpus Christi, Tex.) 1911-1917, 1914-11-07

Cornell University historian and edu-
Gator diplomat and scientist. was born
AZ Homer y s. Not 1882. and now
makes hla home nt lfhaca. Elaborated
~ Yale and n Europe be taught co.
University ~ MlshiGan. University 90
Pennsylvania. stanford University and
Tulane rnivermty then became % state
seahtor ln New fuf4 fie was the first
president " cornell serving from
1867 10 issS. and personals cuntuhut-
cd s900 600. besides later foundnr ITS
echool ~ history and political science.
end giving ic 009 Volumes 90 its d.
bray BE went GO snuio Domingo He
4 $ representative later fp Paris and
,Bcn 30 Germany re has hcon non
orci ~ many dcgrccs .n America and
Europe. and with membership in some
~ the worlds greatest societies IRIS
writings cover European history ana
humanitarian subjects
Corpus Christi caller and daily herald. [volume] (Corpus Christi, Tex.) 1911-1917, 1914-11-07
rRse ssEo DISTRIBUTION

WASiliNSTNf n g.. Nov s An
Is ready for starting the annual ais
trihntion ~ frvo seeds which mem
hers u Cpnercss serbi their constituents
90 the number ~ fsaeo aoa rarl,,rr.
YEAR While tho actual worl In
sondins out iho seeds does not starr
unul next month. active preparntionS
Tor tho work arc we'll unaer was, and
hlE Warehouses arc loaded awai,lnr
ihe naeidng.
Ia th~ work NJ scnding nat the r,..,ls
this year a battery ~ "a 90 the tastes,
packing marhines win De In ,lnos,
constant use Tor three months Every
machine has an out put ~ $4,000 a.
Se,ooo packages IN each eirht honrs
During the busy season iNa pceni,
nrc employed ia the work ~ films an.
envelopes. handling the ss-s,l shipments
rssling on the addressed slips etc
Uncle sam sgcnds ssame $3.50 900 hi.
war tcr frcc ~ccd distribution. In al.
dillon 60 shia thc department az Aert
'nl'1e makes as own distribution or
rare secds
Altho0eh many attempts have been
made 10 abolish the seed distribution
none has Saccccdcd Each wear .i,h
er the House ~ the senate USUALLY
votes q knock cut the grce seed an.
prpriaiien. but when the Agricultural
appropriation hill goes to conference
the conterces rcatore the item.
Corpus Christi caller and daily herald. [volume] (Corpus Christi, Tex.) 1911-1917, 1914-11-07
This Date ir History
Navewh~r


100, lienry Hudson 300 rHr Ullf
Moon feaohod England after
first vuyage Co America
1865 laffi Gazette puhlshsd at ,h-
ford Afterwards mnveo. to Lon
don
iiNl Turning az woman. last ,I.-
I'm oi spanish inquis.tion
$50, lewis ana clnfk parts arrived 90
she mouth vi the Columbia river
isoS rrursianh surrendered o. the
French
isil General Harrison drfontrI tho
lndiaus nt thc battle 10 E.ppv.
ganuc
1873 Napolu0u follow lng ihe battle of
ilanau left Mayenecr for puris
1914 General Jackson captured Pcu-
ascolH Florida
ls3e lielluoE Ioernry Lond0n to Wolf
harg Geo miles in is hour. fust
long fuEht
ls'H- liorrs attack MnfcNue Crouios
SON Killed
1889 ~ s. cruiser ChnreatnWn was
wrecked on the cnpu ~ Iufnn
1907 Trans siberian Hallway com
picted
1911 Madame Curle awarded TO- Soc
bel prize Tor chemistry
Corpus Christi caller and daily herald. [volume] (Corpus Christi, Tex.) 1911-1917, 1914-11-07
HGLP THG KIDNEYS.
Corpus Christi r. adsrs Are Learnine
The WAY.

Corpus Christi r adsrs Are Learrin q
The Way
ne the little kidney iiis
The lame weak or RchlaE ha,l
The unuoticcd urinar, disorders
That may head ot dropsy and Hrieht's
disease
When tho kidncys are s,eak
tirlp thcm with Deans kidney pills.
remedy especially Cor wcak kd
nvNs
Deans have boon used for klinr,
troubles Tor to wears
Endorsed by ao.ooo peopic cndor.sl
az homc
rroof IN , Corpus CHRISTI c.tl-en..
startmcni
Mrs Josephine iiall iOts AGNES So
CORPUS chrisiL SAYS. "One ~ cu,
family had kilnc, trouble and hack
ache. noans kidney Willis save 10
lief"
ffice soc. az au dpalcra Dsnf
simply ash tor kldnr, rcmcd, ect
noan's kidney riiir the Same m.t
Mrs haN rocommcnds Foster. AID. .
burn Go. irars, Emhio - \ Ad
vcrtisemrnt
Corpus Christi caller and daily herald. [volume] (Corpus Christi, Tex.) 1911-1917, 1914-11-07

Nothing gives promise ~ more hylp
90 the mnn ~ small means during tho
year ahead than poultrs "a fcw hens
Hens give more Tor the lnVrsimoni
than any oth9r known bird or animal
Tho eeEs and meat can be- put to use
- any table and II more than rouuir.
~ there " always ingnl msrkci for
the product !, certainly 10 worth tho
umo ana little OUTLAY "a put into ptao.
iioc this helpful source ~ table sup
ply. Many people hnYr supplied their
tables with fow chickens a coN. "a
hog ~ two and the garden. These ARE
sources of suppl, Tor many small fam
hioa, which have not h. cash Go u-
wade the grocery with. without some
sacrifice The man ~ Nmau means
ran de- not hvlor than secure tho ines b.
pcnslsc things Which promise bia &C..
turns immediately. Poultry IA one ct
them GreenNille Hammer
Corpus Christi caller and daily herald. [volume] (Corpus Christi, Tex.) 1911-1917, 1914-11-07
ECHOES OF SCIENCE

The government Rurcau ~ Mine.
has succeeded IN making economical
fuci hy hriquctsue the llgnuvs ct
california. Texas and North Dakota
without binding material
lu encourage the hemp industry tho
gotrfnmenl ol Sew Zealand has otter
ed substantial cash bonus for I'm
proved methods ~ extracting the a.
hrc and utilizing tho hyproiucta
In new tspc uf coal stove air ls
drawn into pipes at The sidcn. heat
eh aud cNpcilcd ftum the tor either
Into the surrounding room "a into
p'pes So hc conveyed to othcr rooms
\ En pcan Inventor behaves he can
destroy hostile dirleitao hailone h,.
draSEing specially ,lcslxucd homh
aeainu, them with rupe cnrs!rI ba
MUD an aerpi'ianc fiyng above thcn
To lrssen the illumination on olt,.
streets "A new autumohiic headlight has
q sccond electric hulh mounted in tho
top ~ the reflector Tor use when TN
hole at the focus Is shut OF
German netualls,s arr Interested
IN the feci that the Mid rahhits cf That
conni1y sccm ~ be changing their
hae''s, en,cng other things building
their nests aeoso ground instcad " In
burrows.
After extensive tests 80 has bean
found tina, goggles made 90 a yellow
'sh grcen giass arc the hcst 60 protect
Tho eyes from ultraviolet rays and tho
INJURIOUS ligm encountered In steel
and Iron working.
no'ernmtnt scientists in the phil
np'ner are Investigating properties ~
az 81 orsrlng nut which grows profit
ealli and ffum witch the NATIVES ey
,sav'cd an lllumlnon, hcforc the intro-
duction % kerosene
Corpus Christi caller and daily herald. [volume] (Corpus Christi, Tex.) 1911-1917, 1914-11-07

Eugland's Justified fear Is Il
great Mohammcdmn uprising III
India. and late reports indicate
serious trouble. Certain OF the
Indian princes have openly an.
nonnced their loyalty. but the
masses are not TO be trusted, and
the Scpoy rebellion still rankles in
the Indian hcart---the rebellion in
which lIindus worked such DIES
peraic and mcrciless outrage. he.
ing shot TO pieces from thu mouths
OF British cannon for their pains
Always, when races are ruled
without being ahscrhc,i. there is
great danger. and India has al.
ways been tho chief british CON
cern. with Russia. heretofore. rs
the forsh that promised TO light
the firebrand. Now that the bal.
aese Of power Is shattered and
rnarchv afi1icis petty states In
dia. with It's millions Of inhahi-
tants. may he expected to make a
fight for liberty. ANY other
course upon It's part would be con.
trary 70 thu spirit of liberty that
shoulders in the meancst, most de-
sectea heart,
Corpus Christi caller and daily herald. [volume] (Corpus Christi, Tex.) 1911-1917, 1914-11-07

Mr. Gibson contends that Texas
passes laws on the theory that the
best way TO preserve fish is 10 de-
stroy the Fish business. Mr.. Glib
sor has misinicrpreted his Texas.
Texas contends that the best way
to preserve fish ~ 10 prohibit H.
legal fishing. And Illegal fishing
produces enormolis revenue. prop
erly conductcll
Corpus Christi caller and daily herald. [volume] (Corpus Christi, Tex.) 1911-1917, 1914-11-07
Railroads Heia,no.

Tho rumor that tho shops were
guing 20 close dawn Tor several days
out ~ tho week. ms been answered by
the management hy an increase In Tie
force ~ men employed While bust
ussH is not 40 good as the company
would IKE tp see Il. thry arc roinr
rRht ahead keeping thelf rolling stock
lu prime condition ready for the busl
ness when ~ starts Doulson Herald.
Corpus Christi caller and daily herald. [volume] (Corpus Christi, Tex.) 1911-1917, 1914-11-07

Ar,u.u

~ ihc CROW llies uiuth episode
ln fae great "T'rry So ue1rts mirter
romance. the STORY aerlAi of which tp
peared last sunday 300 thc cali.r
"Cannen'H Nhfh Day Siortuf
comedy
lyric.
"rhc pl We'll Cpnap.mr, 1880
pnif kalem feature
When Supper Slim Nel tro Dutm
pisn" Essanaf comedy
The mind Fiddler GOO Idauu
drama
Corpus Christi caller and daily herald. [volume] (Corpus Christi, Tex.) 1911-1917, 1914-11-07

rho cold Winds which are sweeping
over the norm have sent the ducks
and geese southwark ln large mum
hrfn To anyuu Win delights IN
hunting there can Dee no better rlacc
found than Chambers county " you
want Fishing, come to our county siso
- Auahuss you can find the finest
sort ~ sport Hejfsh ana trout nrc
no. game flsh ns you win want Win.
C,atef Chronicle
Corpus Christi caller and daily herald. [volume] (Corpus Christi, Tex.) 1911-1917, 1914-11-07

indds poem this morning hcRlus
Inside Of me there IL something that
aches 90 get outside and sing The
mlnce pie Judd has bern eating wasn't
properly made hccauar " De hasn't
swsiiowca d Victrola We know be- han
nirhiiuafe Bailey in Houston Post
Corpus Christi caller and daily herald. [volume] (Corpus Christi, Tex.) 1911-1917, 1914-11-07

w" are stiil rcsiRnedN l,a king Cor.
ward 20 Meet Nc. Mimic. on tho
NeusN" -. You kid from Calais,
Won't You Hcp, Zeppelin With McsH
and othrr ragtime richness Such aro
the indirect horrors % war Dallas
rimea Herald
Corpus Christi caller and daily herald. [volume] (Corpus Christi, Tex.) 1911-1917, 1914-11-07

Former King Manuel, made fam
Gus By Gaby Dcslys, wants to servc
England in any capacity Manuel
apparently has a very clear under.
standing OF his limitations,
Corpus Christi caller and daily herald. [volume] (Corpus Christi, Tex.) 1911-1917, 1914-11-07
NOTICE

cry taxes FOR the year 1913 arc now
doe and pays-~t At the office u the
CITY SECRETARY.
"tN 4'AhAAAs Aiull,wans CITY secretasN.
tAdyerlisemenf.,
Corpus Christi caller and daily herald. [volume] (Corpus Christi, Tex.) 1911-1917, 1914-11-07

teasucss concentration erc duc
President fopp. SECRETARY Strattnn
and the state tsair snars.aomcnt ON The
new record % spccess Which was
scored BY the great 1914 exposition
Al promises 20 the public that = bet.
ter and different falf would ~,
given We're eoundantly faluned. And
the public evidenced It's approval hy
making possible success which il NJ
We short OF remarkable ~ an admit
''oiy unusani Year. rhs manaxement
has every causs Tor deep qualification.
u Was great State fair, triumph.
ant precursor In achievement ~ gr..s.
az state fairs To be.--nallas Journal
AFTER All, thcre are some more con-
''hesnK methods % exhibiting true
Corpus Christi caller and daily herald. [volume] (Corpus Christi, Tex.) 1911-1917, 1914-11-07

, ~ has been tn. Y ~
The cases came 70 ~. te>
month, y. . when Ar,Aur {. 49,.
Q" come 90 Afnsrlcs 4,
witness for Ro.s ~
The situatiun rru.,..
f"linre ~ piews "a y
spirited debate IN a. ~. y
nriwocn attorneys p..
Wh'rple The nec,s.i,, \.
'ht evidence caused NJ
sl.-es, that be and W vi
ordered g. so % Ensis,s =.
flows Whipple dla ~ ~ ~ II
z 'ne ',sa' and jpdgs il.rs.
%" would mol direct 49,.
." make the journey s~o. -.
pnr' offered % pay an n.
90 Views fram I.oaaon i, - -
m honse him while ~ 49,.
hui Mr. whlpple. a,,ors.
u"or Ross asli u, ~.
Jews could not con~ :
troubled financially bs IA.
ih1t ho has O son at n. 49,,
81 was dec.aed 10 49,
u0ns to u commlssioh.,
where the deposition q n. "a
m'sht he taken. The w.
action 1851 be the man IL, \
the caso come ~ tornou,, Il
Ross who Is m.s,sy
secha tn urover fnrn n,,.. 4
wit iDrs uf perccnf "a -,
uoo 600 tIleped to h,v. y.
nN nuras hy the sale 4 ~.
uresis 900 'hilc. plews Is -
90 percent cummission !. 4, !
ioiHl amount involved I. tst.a
M"oulieri fnaslpauat barn.il
iior twHhi Admission 4 ~
fNufs Dana ING free
Corpus Christi caller and daily herald. [volume] (Corpus Christi, Tex.) 1911-1917, 1914-11-07

William Rockefeller has entered
. plea Of not guilty lle refuses
10 adult thai be- had anything 20
10 with the New Haven conspir
acy. We trust that prejudice
against Mr. Rockefeller will not
work AGAINST The utter fairness Of
ais trial aud that hls wealth will
not preclude the taking " drastic
measures " be- is guilty 4 few
Object lessons drawn from high
sourccs viii 20 long way toward
doing away with The form Of HIGH
finance that Is y crime against the
people provided the object lessons
are selected from sources that are
sphttered with guilt.
Corpus Christi caller and daily herald. [volume] (Corpus Christi, Tex.) 1911-1917, 1914-11-07

e. W Gibson says that pclicans
last year consumed A0O.nOO ,uh
pounds of fish. Sometimes it's
the hot bird with the cold hnttlc
that's blamed. sometimes it's the
peacock aud sometimes the vul.
ture. AIR. Gibson, however. has
made the pelican out the worst
bird that snaps n bill or sncaks q
minnow.
Corpus Christi caller and daily herald. [volume] (Corpus Christi, Tex.) 1911-1917, 1914-11-07

The Progressive party has vail
od up the River OF Doubt lts
leader will probably be recovered,
hut without his customary Bull
Aicose charm.
Corpus Christi caller and daily herald. [volume] (Corpus Christi, Tex.) 1911-1917, 1914-11-07

Washington has Just rc.estah.
lished the embargo on arms, owing
70 anti.AmcrieAn sentiment IN
Mexico. II Is most interesting
sight 90 see the embargo lowered
aud raised every day or twn, but
hardly seems good policy.
Corpus Christi caller and daily herald. [volume] (Corpus Christi, Tex.) 1911-1917, 1914-11-07

North Carolina has sent Re.
publican 10 Congress. This hui
lnilia,ion viii make the old State
hump Ia redeem itself IN the big
affair scheduled for 1916.
Corpus Christi caller and daily herald. [volume] (Corpus Christi, Tex.) 1911-1917, 1914-11-07

Now Cor n long rest aud some
constructive effort, with little
fear OF any active disturbance
next April. when Roy Miller will
succeed himself as mayor Of Cor.
pus Christi.
Corpus Christi caller and daily herald. [volume] (Corpus Christi, Tex.) 1911-1917, 1914-11-07

WV NNtm tWnes
u " generally conceded tbsi the
ase IT alcoholc beverages lowers cf.
ticirney 10 rhnch the argument the
Prohibition states should produce
something ercat In the line ~ grnluu.
as th- Washington star sugscst -
Houston Telegram.
Corpus Christi caller and daily herald. [volume] (Corpus Christi, Tex.) 1911-1917, 1914-11-07

There ) no use trying 10 make
both ends meet unless training
10 hecomo "a professional coutor
tlnnlAt.
Corpus Christi caller and daily herald. [volume] (Corpus Christi, Tex.) 1911-1917, 1914-11-07

Now Carran1a aud villa are
working IN the sort of harmony
that wc predicted many months
ago.
Corpus Christi caller and daily herald. [volume] (Corpus Christi, Tex.) 1911-1917, 1914-11-07

Tho unwriiien law excuses
many q crime that the written law
Is not strong enough 10 reach.
Corpus Christi caller and daily herald. [volume] (Corpus Christi, Tex.) 1911-1917, 1914-11-07

villa has notified The AguaN
Calienics convention that he Is
ready 20 retire II surh rgnf~e
will eliminate Garranga Crafty
Villa The same cunning brigaud
that sworc fcalir 10 Carrauza and
promised him submis~iycncss in 81
not peculiarly military.
Having eliminated Carranza.
what y 10 keep him from eliminat
inc ga Aruas Caiienies c0nycn-
l,onf
Corpus Christi caller and daily herald. [volume] (Corpus Christi, Tex.) 1911-1917, 1914-11-07

The Germans laud the British
Tor the magnificent fight they put
up aft the coast Of Chile We
notice that il is one OF the pretty
little customs of naval warfare 10
land crews that have hcvn safely
slowed in Dayy ioncss locker.
Corpus Christi caller and daily herald. [volume] (Corpus Christi, Tex.) 1911-1917, 1914-11-07

Nueccs county polled the fourth
largest vote IN Texas on Noycm
her 3. lmt il likely had more
than four times the proyoealiou
of amy county in the United States.
Corpus Christi caller and daily herald. [volume] (Corpus Christi, Tex.) 1911-1917, 1914-11-07
CIRCULATION BOOKS
OPEN TO ApvERTisE IS
SATURDAY, NOV. 2, 1914.

Now appearing at the ThealerI
Of War The World Is Tragedy.
Corpus Christi caller and daily herald. [volume] (Corpus Christi, Tex.) 1911-1917, 1914-11-07
FF'NN
LATE MARKET hEpcsu
y - ~ pvpsvsp,<

FORT WORTH lisss77usttss
FORT WORTH. N6s. cod
Receipts 1900 heed, inAna "a
quotations f5on7i0
ilDf iicceiris iieo trad "A
inu.r 1uotauiuns. heavier irf:,|
sheep Receipts 100 hea1 II
ioWpr Guota'ions lambs s'ts.aI
Corpus Christi caller and daily herald. [volume] (Corpus Christi, Tex.) 1911-1917, 1914-11-07


be cheerful
above though the clouds Al rain
Corpus Christi caller and daily herald. [volume] (Corpus Christi, Tex.) 1911-1917, 1914-11-07

M"o1iFri fnasqpaadt nnsn.i|
iior uwsht Admission 4 -
cents Dancing FREE.
ltlvcftiscmenfl
Corpus Christi caller and daily herald. [volume] (Corpus Christi, Tex.) 1911-1917, 1914-11-07

cllIlI .lllILlslag N As.sIa n.
Ottumwa tri-weekly courier. [volume] (Ottumwa, Iowa) 1903-1916, 1914-03-31
Those Fatal Mistakes

Eyes, 1t isl
"You never do it,"
Never, though I keep deadly pois-
ons right at hand"
"You must exercise great care?'
mo care at all, sir. I just use
common sense" ."a
But just how, please?"
why, I have my bichloride of
mercury. my arsenic, my cough
syrup, my quinine, my alcohol. my
witch hazel, my lime-water and my
laudanum sitting in row on shelf.
If 1 don't feel we'll in the night I get
up and"
Turn on the gas?"
mo, SIR"
Call to your wife?" g..
mo, sir. begin at the head Of
the line and take a swallow Of every
thing, and thus make one thing offset
the other. Perfectly easy, and never
no mistakes nor funerals. Try it once
and be convinced"
Ottumwa tri-weekly courier. [volume] (Ottumwa, Iowa) 1903-1916, 1914-03-31

- HIRTY days, for you, prisoner!"
Here is the gas bill, hubby"
~ It'll take two tons more Of
coal'
cure!'
shovel"
lice going to be fifty per cent
higher this summer
Forty cart-loads Of ashes to take
out Of the cellar!"
House rent due on the first!'
Ottumwa tri-weekly courier. [volume] (Ottumwa, Iowa) 1903-1916, 1914-03-31

"Oysters still good, but the fish
man won't trust!'
Hired girl says the coming biz
zard will be rusher!"
Another payment on the furniture
duet"
mo. Horace, I cannot love you!"
Raise your salary? You are dis
charged for cheek, sir"
Doctors bill, Ell? Tell him to go
to!'
House cleaning? Why, I'll burn
Ottumwa tri-weekly courier. [volume] (Ottumwa, Iowa) 1903-1916, 1914-03-31

n r will never happen again to me-
sighed the man who was smoking
a bad cigar on the platform of d
trolley car.
"Falsely arrested for murder?"
aueried the man at his elbow.
"Worse than that. 1t was this con-
founded April Fool business. l was
in Buffalo ten years ago when the
day came round. They were fool
Ottumwa tri-weekly courier. [volume] (Ottumwa, Iowa) 1903-1916, 1914-03-31
After Ten Years
AN APRIL. FOOL.

ing everybody, but they couldn't fooa
me-"
Didn't kick the old hat, eh?''
mo, I didn't, but wish that SONS
one had kicked mo. I walked ovsr
a wallet containing $500 and let ~.
other man pick 1t up. OF course. 81
thought it an April Fool Joke"
"sure it contained $8o0?'
"The papers said sol?
"And you've been calling yourself
names ever since?'
Every mean name I could think
Of" .r.@
my friend, call no moro I ~s
the man that picked up that wanoG
"N-o-o!"
"I was. and it contained nothing
but a recipe for making whisheo0
grow on the chin Of dog!"
UP TO DATE.
TIME was when have longed for
And thought how truly grand
'Twould be to be an angel -
And with the angels stand.
".
But now long for earthly things
And much more strenuous motiaA
I'd rather have an aeroplane
And fly across the ocean,
Ottumwa tri-weekly courier. [volume] (Ottumwa, Iowa) 1903-1916, 1914-03-31
IN DARKTOWN.

"Of course you know the story of
the hare and the tortoise?"
Eyes, 1 knows de story. I never
could exactly see de moral. De turtle
couldn't O. beat dat rabbit no. way
'ceppen' by accident. l specks mebbe
de moral is dat it ain never safe to
bet on no kind Of a boss race"
Ottumwa tri-weekly courier. [volume] (Ottumwa, Iowa) 1903-1916, 1914-03-31

(" ND all this could be so easily
avoided!" sighed the man as he
laid aside his paper. ,".....
Il beg pardon" replied the man
who seemed to have been the one ad-
dressed. .a.
Ottumwa tri-weekly courier. [volume] (Ottumwa, Iowa) 1903-1916, 1914-03-31

What shall I say if Mr.. Golding
asks me to marry him?
Don't bother about studying what
you will say. Rehearse an effort to
look surprised. . ..~
Ottumwa tri-weekly courier. [volume] (Ottumwa, Iowa) 1903-1916, 1914-03-31

II was referring to people getting
up in the night and taking poison
by mistake" ".. --..... ........e
II see. It has got to be a very
usual thing. Very careless, must
saw" #
Ottumwa tri-weekly courier. [volume] (Ottumwa, Iowa) 1903-1916, 1914-03-31
Jokes You Can't DODGE

down the old shebang and make a
quick and thorough Job Of it," ~