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The Cairo bulletin., 1914-03-04
THE WRONG SEASON.
By {. =. Mcdonald,


What can Won do in the winter when the randsnds bleak
and bare;
With not single home boy 10 be found there anywhere
o, where's the fun in living where there amt game to see
And on the blink is everything t's dear You and mef
want the summer days again. the abolin' hot
The big leagues dom business and the Riddles the LOT:
The battles Of the twirlers and the yelling
The summer time when everything is like il ought 10 be!
If they here woun how many boots they made
Or the other feers trimmed em game tev PLAYED
If all the heavy siekerS the team would fail To hit,
I'd Just sit back and laugh it off and worry not a bit!
they at the bottom from the rst game the last
And bunch of awful dubS by everyone classed,
I'd say they was the best on alrh, perfection To- a t.
II winter time baseball time Just like il ought 10 be-
If there was even ONE game left it wouldn't be so bad
Ia see the silver linn and wouldn't feel so bad
But just to think of Ill the days--an weeks--ha must
eapse
Before I'll get chance of those healthy sca,H,
The weather uncork another polar blast
That's TO nail baseball days for long weeks to the
mast.
Nh pal of mine be generouS cannot breast the storm.
When ann tucked between the sheets, please pass the
chlOrOform!
(1he moumul dirge of winter winds transformed into
aeans of summer delight when the family clusters night
time about TIL. CHAMPION BASEBALL. GAME. Get this
81 90 game for 25c at The Bulletin Office
The Cairo bulletin., 1914-03-04
It's Unsafe to Lauoh at Others

DR. A. II. Taylor. foremost west.
ern educator and for many years pres
ident of the Kansas State Normal
school in Emporia, tells this story:
AS | was walking down town one
day just few steps ahead of me was
n fine old gentleman in silk hat and
broadcloth, who had most absurd
poster pinned on his back, contrasting
oddly with his dignified bearing. Just
then around the corner came young
fellow with an even more ridiculous
poster pinned to his back. Being *.
noraut OF his own decoration, the
youngster Immediately began laugh.
ing at the older man.
SO | fell to moralizing.' says DR..
Taylor 'deducting something like
this: Could we but see ourselves as
others see us, We would often change
the theme of our discourse Then as
| stepped into a butcher shop the pro-
prietor called out to me: Good morn.
ing, DR. Taylor. Why, what's this the
boys have been pinning on your
bach? '-Kansas City Star.
The Cairo bulletin., 1914-03-04
Island Paradise Of Birds.

On one little island in Gatun lake,
formerly known as Lion Hill, before
the impounded waters Of the ChagIes
river isolated 1t from the rest OF the
Canal Zone, are more species of birds
than in any one locality in the west
ern hemisphere. t. A. Goldman of the
biological survey, department of agri-
culture, in two short collecting trips
TO Panama has procured about 300
different species, and it Is estimated
that larger variety Is to be- found
within the limits of the Canal Zone
than in any one state In the United
States--about 800.
In the neighborhood OF Gatun, at the
Atlantic entrance of the Canal Zone.
no less than 250 species have been
found.
The Cairo bulletin., 1914-03-04

do for every anasmie run-down per
son. She says: Il have been veal
and anaemic since chiidh pod. Away:
had thar tired feeling Tonic aftet
tonic WAS tried with lille or no &C.
suit until Vinoi was recommended
and after taking three battles. nv
appetite and digestiaa have been iEa-
proved. | do not suffer any mora
from Insomnia. nor do ! have dis
trasiGg headaches rs formerly. and
am stronger than I have been for
year,"
We ask every anaemlc or ran
down. weak person in this vicinity
to try a bottle Of Vinol with the un-
derstanaiag that their money VII
be returned If il does not do all VIC
claim. Paul e. Schuh 4 Sons, drag
gists, Cairo. Ill.
p S.-Eczema Sufferers, We
guarantee CIR new skin remedy,
Saxo. Advt
The Cairo bulletin., 1914-03-04
POINTED PARAGRAPHS
t---s-u-.--g

A woman has faith TO believ,
that abe has faith.
Everybody has . lot to tell thai
you have no right to hear.
IN Some peoples speciality is pour ing
icewater on enthusiasm.
The girl who is quick to point Oh.
a mans faults is risking spineter
hood.
Wisdom follows experience, hu,
the trouble is that it never catches
up. .FF
The pawnbroker acts AZ time,
Keeper for many a man VINO fights
hard luck.
There are two kinds of men
the self-Inade ones and those VIII,
have to listen.
The worst thing that can happen
to a man is to win the first time ht
makes bet.
just hyer IN the stock markeI
has proved to many a man that rich
es has wings.
When man starts out. to max
q fool OF himself he usually work
overtime on the job. ~
Had the late Mr.. Methuselah bee
q woman the world would neve
have Known how old she really wa
The Cairo bulletin., 1914-03-04
THICK, GLOSSY HAIR
FREE FROM DAA0RUFF
Girls Try It! Hair gets soft, fluffy
and luxuriant at once-No
more falling hair.

If you care for heavy hair, that
glistens, with beauty and is radiant
with life, has an Incompatible soft
ness and is fluffy and mstroUs, try
Danderine.
Just one application doubles the
beauty of your hair, besides 1t i'm
|mediately dissolves every particle OF
Idandruff; you cannot have nice,
heavy. healthy hair if You have
dandruff. This destructive scurf
robs the hair Of its lustre, its
strength and its very life. and il
not overcome it produces a fevcrish-
ness and itching of the scalp: the
hair roots famish, loscn and die;
then tho hair falls out fast.
Ii your hair has been neglected
and is thin. faded, dry, scraggy or
too oily get - cent bottle u
Knowlton's Danderine at any drag
store ortoilet counter; apply a lit.
tie as directed and ten minutes af-
ter you will say this was the best iu-
yestment you ever made.
We sincerely believe3 regardless
of everything else advertised, thai
il you desire soft, lustrous, beau,i-
fllle hair and lots OF it-no dau-
Idruff-no itching scalp and no more
falling hair~--you must use Knowl-
tons Danderine. Ii eventually---
why noJ now? Adyt.
The Cairo bulletin., 1914-03-04
Soda For Gas,
Acid Stomach
or Indigestion

Gas. Gas. Gas-When everything
s2.en tarns 10 gas and we eruetate
soar food and aerid fluids II means
W are ,r0uhie with aridity, says a
noted authority. An excess of by
drcchloric acid in the stomach Starts
food fermentation and preyeats
6onplnta digestion. Then our meals
sour In The stomach like garbage
sonrs in can, forming gases wh!Iii,
In late the stomach like toy bal
loon, causing heavy, mmpy mis-
cry in the chest. We bolch gas, have
soar risings. heartburn, flatulence,
Naterbrash and nausea.
lle tells MS TO put aside all d.
sastiVe aids and insteadget from any
paarmaty package ofl0 grain So
dascn tablets and take one table,
anytime followed by a tumbler Of
water which will instantly neutra.
lizo aciGity; stop fermentation. ab-
sorb gases and sweeten theentire Ill
gcctive tract.
He further states that those mon
and women trolbled with chronic
acidity and its resulting Indigestion.
Soarness and Gases should take 10
grains sodagen tablet regularly ar
ter meals for period as this an
tacid is entirely harmless. bein =
composed of Soda, Magnesia and
Calcium Carbonate L. S. p. Adyt.
The Cairo bulletin., 1914-03-04
What She Wanted.

i suppose. said the uew saleswom.
an, mat you want u suit that will
make you look attractive e your hus.
BAND Attractive to my husband"
echoed The shopper. Il should say
not. He wouldn't know II wore a
suit ten years old What | want Is
something that viii make my next
door neighbor turn pale pink green
with envy"
The Cairo bulletin., 1914-03-04
The Ideal Home.

The P,ttsbnrg Dispatch mas nee
printing some Interviews vii
women worth while" that al
themselves more or less enlighier
ing and worth whilo.
OF eourse, there Is much variet
in the viewpoint, because even IN
women worth while do not all Sc
things through the same spectacle
and are not all moved by the sam
hopes and aspirations along III
same lines. But here is an excerp
from one OF the interviews that i
INTERESTINGLY old-fashionea an
worth while:
am perfectly convinced that th'
way in which | can best help my
husband, and through him, his con-
stituents, Is by creating a home en-
vironmcnt that shall be as nearly as
possible ideal. Let 4 man go 70 his
daily work refreshed and strength
ened by his hours at home and ne
will be 100 per cent more efficient
and successful.
Mrs. Hubert Dent, wife Of IN AL
ALBANIA Congressman from the Mont
gomcry district, thus expressed ncr-
self and In doing so she uttered 4
sentiment that should be universal.
1t is n matter of common knowledge
that practically every man who has
been successful in business or pub.
lie affairs owes much. ii not tho
greater part OF his success to the
encouragement ana help of his good
wife, and where else than in the
home can such helpful influence be
so well exercised, What could be
moro helpful ana inspiring to u man
in the pursuit Of, his worthy aln5i-
ton, whether great or humble, than
an ideal home life that sends kim
out into the workday world with a
cheerful courage and welcomes bis
return with smile OF affection and
ENCOURAGEMENT whether he has sue
ceeded as he hoped or is depressed
by failure? And without such sat
isfying homo life what vanity and
hollowness is all else
Yet among the women deemed
worth while because they had OBJ
tanned some prominence or conspicn-
GUS position were some of the "now
women" SET who had other views
than those expressed by the woman
TO whom the home is the first and
most absorbing consideration, for
the home embraces all that is near
est and dearest TO her, the success
and tho happiness OF her husband
ard the proper guardianship and sd
vahcement Of her children. We are
prone to believe that there are many
more women of this type that pro-
dnres, and developers successful men
and. ennoble womanhood than of
the restless and fretful sort to whom
houlsi means no more than an abld-
Ing place. .
The Cairo bulletin., 1914-03-04
MOUND

J. NJ. Holderby, of Centralia. spent
saturday and Sunday with his
brother, ]. b. Holderhy. Of Th;r1
and Poplar streets.
Mr.. and Mrs Russell Hibbs, OF
airo, were guests OF Mr.. and Mrs.
iehn Sehuler, sr,. OF Fifth street,
ISanday afternoon.
Miss Florence Prindle, of Villa
Ridge, Vas in the city Monday.
| Mrs. Mable Stophlet, of St. I,ou,s
who has been the guest of relatives
|iacaifo, is visiting her sister, Mrs
'Neitie Burns and brother. II. H
The Cairo bulletin., 1914-03-04
The Forty Year Test.

An article must have exceptional
merit to survive for a period oil
forty years. Chamberlain's Cough
Remedy was first offered to the pub
lie in LIZ. From small beginning
it has grown in favor ana popularity
until it has attained world wide
reputation. You will find nothing
better for cough or cold. Try II
and you viii understand why 1t is a
Eayorlte after period OF more than
forty years. 1t not only gives relief
lit cures. For sale by all dealers.
-Advt
The Cairo bulletin., 1914-03-04

IIawley.
Edward Gore and Or. Karraker.
of Olmsted. were here on business
Monday.
Mrs. HenryBeaupre and Mrs. Geo.
Rutledge were among the Cairo
shoppers Monday,
Mrs. Belle piland and 3. c. Buck
ley attended the wedding of Henri
Mudd. Jr.. and Miss Jennie Hoppe.
which occurred at the groom's homo
at Barlow. Ky. at three O'CLOCK
Sunday afternoon.
Mrs. a. j. eprkins and Miss No
rean Burns, OF Vienna, spent Sur
day with the formers son, Harry
Perkins and family, of South Main
street.
Sparks from the flue of the liv-
Ing room set fire 10 the roof of Jerry
Sullivan's residence on Fifth
street at noon Sunday but the
flames were soon extinguished with
but slight damage to the roof.
Mr.. and Mrs. Charles Livesay and
son. Lawrence. Mrs. Emma Porter
and Charles burning, of this city.
Mrs. John Pollock and children, of
Cairo, and Mrs. John Mackey, of
Vienna. were guests Of Mr.. and Mrs
Met Quarles, Sunday The occas-
ion was Mrs. Quarles' birthday an
nlvCrsary and a sumptuous dinner
was served. Mrs. Mackey. Mrs. Pot
lock, Mrs. Porter and Mrs. Livcsay
are sisters of Mrs. Quarles.
Mr.. and Mrs. Ray olmsted end
daughter, Velma, spent Saturday
and Sunday with Mrs. Olmsted's sis
ter, Mira. James Day!dge, In Cairo
They attended the shows while
there.
William Cowgirl, ST., left Mon
day for Metropolis, where he has
a position as engineer at the Metrop-
oils Ice Company's plant.
Mrs. n, G.. Horn, OF Holloway,
Ky, was shopping here Monday.
Rev. NJ, Il. Baker is attending The
annual District Conference Of the
Methodist Episcopal church which is
being held at Anna this week.
Henry Mudd, Sr., of Holloway,
KY, received five-passenger Ford
machine from a Cairo agency Mon
day. The machine was brought to
this city from Cairo and was taken
to Holloway via the ferry.
The Ladies Aid society of ,he
Congregational church will meet
Wednesday afternoon at the home
of Mrs, George Keller, on Main
street.
The Ladies Aid society of tue
Baptist church will meet at the
home OF Mrs, A. NJ. Palfer on pearl
street Wednesday afternoon.
Robert Schuler OF Adrain, Mich,
is visiting his parents, Mr.. and Mrs
John Schuler, Of Fifth street.
The Woman's Guild OF St. Peter.
Episcopal church will meet Friday
afternoon at the home ofNIrs. WALL
lam Martin, Sr., on Fourth and Pop
lar streets,
Mrs, Floyd yesterday, of this
city, ard MissLanra Cleudeneu, OF
Cairo, who have been visiting Mrs.
j. II. Elkins, at Vienna, the past
few days, returned home Tuesday.
Mrs. Ekins was formerly Miss Ross,
lind Roberts, of Cairo.
Mrs. NJ. Il. Baker, who has been
indispos.d the past few days, is re-
covering her former health.
The Cairo bulletin., 1914-03-04
PASTED PARAGRAPHS
Showing Off.

ShS"Aho SAAs
When stopping at grand hotel
The stiffest man unbends.
lie takes their stationery swell
And writes TO all his friends.
Cincinnati Enqulr n
When stopping At grand hotel.
On his vacation trip,
Who doesn't paste a bunch OF yell
Ow tables on his grip
Denver Republican
When stopping at grand hotel,
For one short week 10 board.
Who l)esn't tip without yell
Twice what he can afford
Youngstown Telegram
when stopping At 4 grand hotel"
Jilst listen TO their fun!
What humorist has Ger done well
Enough ID stop at one?
Houston cpst,
When stopping at grand hotel,
Who doesn't put on style
And take room with private
"barth'
FOr--just q little while?
Memphis Commercial-Appcal
The Cairo bulletin., 1914-03-04
SaxeR the Wire.

To prevent screens from being
broken through cut all old broom
handle an inch or two longer than the
width OF screen, slant off each end to
fit and nail or screw to door at Il con-
venient height to take held Of to open
and close 1t can be painted. stained
or polished.
The Cairo bulletin., 1914-03-04
The Mothers Favorite

A cough medicine for children
should be harmless. It should he
pleasant to take. 1t should be e.
fectual. Chamberlain Cough REM
edy is all of this and is the mothers
favorite everywhere. For sale by
all dealers.--Advt,
The Cairo bulletin., 1914-03-04
Refractory lInlno,

A refractory lining suitable for
plugging cracks or for patching is de-
scribed by the Brass World. The com.
position is: Fine asbestos. 40 pounds:
water glass tsilicate OF Soda, 60
pounds. These are mixed With enough
water to make a pasty mass which can
be worked
The Cairo bulletin., 1914-03-04
ANAENIc SINCE CHILDHOOD
How Miss Holmes Regained HsI
Health.

II you are an anaeniie. you need
more iron In your blood, and the
tell-tale symptoms are pale face =
colorless lips. achen finger nails
poor circulation. and short breath
aud more serious diseases are easily
contrasted when in this condition.
Whst Niaol dill for MISC Yvoonue
Holmes OF Fali River. Mass. II will
The Cairo bulletin., 1914-03-04
unehanGlna.

Gibbs-"A mans best friend, they
say, is full pocketbook,' Mbbs-"An
empty one is his most constant friend,
because while others may grow cold.
ae viii find no change IN his purse. -
Boston Transcript.
The Cairo bulletin., 1914-03-04
WluAr Field.

Il think I'll be a trained nurse l
see many nurses marry millionaires."
Il would advise you to try the stage.
OF course, some millionaires go to hos.
pitfalls, but more OF them go to the
musical comedies"
The Cairo bulletin., 1914-03-04

The spsndthrift overpays for every
thing he receives II Is impossible for
him to obtain equitable value for the
money which he distributes. He sows,
but he does not harvest. He works
harder in his field of folly than does
the poorest toile7 of the soil.
The Cairo bulletin., 1914-03-04
: Followed the BIors.

And suppose. liked brave soldier,
you followed your coors.? Yes:
whenever there was battle, | noticed
that the colors were Aging. so fed.
too"
The Cairo bulletin., 1914-03-04

The United States is to act as IL
Benton were an American" IL lates.
news from Washington, Which
promises little comfort for Mira
Benton and the children.-New Or
|leans Item.
The Cairo bulletin., 1914-03-04

The impertinent peneiller of para
graphs IN The Commercial-Appnal.
In moment of hateiulness. wrote
paris has sent over some near
trousers for women. Now it is neces-
sary to find some near woman to
wear them. Knoxville Journal
and Tribune.
The Cairo bulletin., 1914-03-04

You will be comforting q favor OF
us In reporting promptly any delay
: In the delivery Of your paper.
The Cairo bulletin., 1914-03-04
Daily nhoaaht.

Those who bring sunshine into the
livea OF others cannot keep 1t from
tasmselves.-~J, M. Barrie.
The Cairo bulletin., 1914-03-04

Mrs. Bryan saved her husband
from drinking champagne just as
the glass was about to touch his
lips. II was as if she had pulled
him beyond the reach OF i rattle
snake that was ready to strike
Toledo Glade.
The Cairo bulletin., 1914-03-04

Postmaster-0eneral Burleson, al.
ter brief visit to Texas, has r1.
turned to his old stamping grounds
Columbia State.
The Cairo bulletin., 1914-03-04

The world sure loves to talk. N
land:
Dumb folk ii quickly shelves;
Girls talk about each other, and
Men talk about themselves.
Cincinnati ENQUIRE,
The Cairo bulletin., 1914-03-04

II Is little doubtful to say the
least, that "Drewetts" will do con-
tlnuous in Merry Memphis. Any
way. there win be inslstent cries for
tho hook.--Chattanooga Times.
The Ward County independent. [volume] (Minot, Ward County, N.D.) 1902-1965, 1914-10-22
PUBLIC SALE.

I will sell at public sale IL miles
west Of Surrey and s ~ miles east of
Minot, on Thursday, Oct. 20, 1914, the
following described property, sale to
begin at / o'clock p. M, free lunch at
noon:
HORSESHOE brown horse IA yrs
old, one gray horse years old.
MACHINERY One wagon, one
truck wagon with rack, one hay rack
one pair bob sleds, one 1916 disc har-
row nearly new, one hay rake, one
check-row corn planter with 80 rods
Of wire, one corn cultivator, one l.
horse garden cultivator, one steel
frame lever harrow, one land roller,
one Fosston tanning mill.
CATTLEOne dark Jersey COW
giving milk, one Durham COW giving
milk, one Durham COW to be fresh LIST
of January. one heifer, coming yr.
old, three spring calves. v. A,
MISCELLANEOUS Hay in stack,
morn fodder, one lot Of husked corn
one lot Of garden vegetables and 9th
er articles too numerous to mention.
TERMS OF SALE All sums OF
$1,000 and under, cash. On sums
over $1,000, time will be given on
bankable paper at the rate Of 10 per
cent until Oct. LIST, 1915. 5 per cent
discount for cash.
N, AMANDA o. JOSEPH,
5sss Owner.
"A. H. THOMAS, W.. IS. YOUNG, !
Auctioneer. Clerk.
The Ward County independent. [volume] (Minot, Ward County, N.D.) 1902-1965, 1914-10-22
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The members Of the Ryder school
faculty left for Bismarck Friday
morning. to attend the annual con-
vention Of the North Dakota Educa-
tional Association.
Mrs. A. C. o. Lomen arrived home
last week from visit at Kremlin,
Montana. n .l5.
Mrs. Stuhat died Sunday morning,
Oct. 10, after long illness.
At meeting Of the school board
Friday evening it was decided to en-
rage another teacher for the 6th and
9TH grades. NJ The old Presbyterian
church building has been purchased
and moved to be used for school
room.
t'I The basket social Friday evening
for the benefit Of the Presbyterian
church, was q success, both socially
and financially and Melted the society
1852.
The Ladies' Aid Of the Presbyterian
church will give an entertainment at
The Ward County independent. [volume] (Minot, Ward County, N.D.) 1902-1965, 1914-10-22
CHAMPION COW
OF NORTH DAKOTA
MAJOR PERSONS FAMOU S
GUERNSEY HAS PRODUCED
10,992.2 POUNDS OF MILK AND
623.O2 POUNDS OF BUTTERFAT
IN IL MONTHS.

Lura Bettina, No. 29725, the pure
bred Guernsey COW owned by Major E.
S. Person, has just finished her years
work, having been on official test I'M
der the supervision of the North Da-
kota Agricultural Experiment Sta
ton for twelve months. She produced
during the year 10,992.2 pounds of
milk and 623.02 pounds of butter fat,
equivalent to $50 pounds of butter.
Her average test for the year was
5.66 per cent. The work of this cow
was quite remarkable, especially so
when one considers that the average
fat production of all of the cows of
the state does not excede 1856 pounds.
Comparing this with 623.O2 pounds
will give some idea of what this COW
has done. By this record she is adj
mitted to the Advance Register Of the
American Guernsey Cattle Club. The
cream from this COW was sold for
$249.20. If her milk had been sold at
retail for ten cents quart it would
have brought $549.61, but nothing but
cream is sold from Elmwood Farm, so
all of her skim milk was kept and fed
on the farm to calves and hogs. The
value of this skim milk was not less
than $4,000 so the total income from
the milk from this COW was not less
than $4,000. Add to this the bull
calf which was sold for $4,000 and it
will be seen that this COW has been a
very profitable animal for her owner.
This cow has had nothing but ordi-
nary care and was MIXED but twice
daily. If she had been forced as some
of the great record cows are she would
have given a much larger amount.
This ought to be an object lesson to
our farmers and dairymen to keep
better cows. It costs very little more
to feed good cow than a poor one
and the returns are all the difference
between profit and loss. This cow
made her record as four-year-old
and will probably have chance to
improve it later on. She finished in
fine condition and gave 27.3 pounds of
milk on the last day Of her test. Mr..
Person is very proud of this cow but
says that great part of the credit
belongs to Mr.. J. A. Sorenson, who
has taken care of her during the
whole period of her test. There are
several other Guernseys on test at
Elmwood Farm and every mature COW
has qualified for the Advance Register
with good margins. .ey "