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The record. [volume] (St. Maries, Idaho) 1913-1918, 1914-06-19

Oh. don't you remember the ball games
J. en- Bolt
The ball games we played years ago9
We played on a humpy old two bT -four
lot
And walloped the ball to and fro.
Bolt,
The runs that were made by the scnre7
The count at the end of the glorious fray
Was one hundred TO seventy-four.
AND don't you remember the chill. Der
Bolt,
The chill that went through every weir
Yhen a home run went over the neigh
bor's fence
And bling went a big window pane3
milwaukee, Sentinel
The record. [volume] (St. Maries, Idaho) 1913-1918, 1914-06-19

lyon had a story not long ago about
the supreme impotence OF a tramp az
the back door," writes BERTHE n. Let
me give you another from actual on
servation. A hobo hammered rudet1
at the rear Of the house the Othei
morning and I answered in person.
well what do you wantY de
manded CURLY.
why, amt peruckler partner
he smiled. What you gotT "-Cleve
land Plain Dealer.
The record. [volume] (St. Maries, Idaho) 1913-1918, 1914-06-19

Accepted handbooks and histories Of
American literature pay too much at
tention to doubly dead WORTHLESS,
whose books are not interesting and
miss or but dmidly acknowledge con
temporary excellence. There is a way
Of accounting for it. Every genera
ton. except the more independent spir'
its in 1t. looks with too Chinese rever.
ence upon its ancestors.-John Albert
Macy In Spirit Of American Literature
The record. [volume] (St. Maries, Idaho) 1913-1918, 1914-06-19

Quicksilver miners follow the most
uDhealthful trade In the world. The
fumes of the mercury produce con
slant salvation and the system be
comes permeated with the metals the
teeth Of the unfortunate men drop out,
they lose their appetite. become enact
ated and az rule seldom live longer
than TWO years.
The record. [volume] (St. Maries, Idaho) 1913-1918, 1914-06-19
EDEELOndOn "TaneO"NeCkIace
NIL Evelyn Thaw" Bracelet

These two beautiful pieces Of
popular jewelry Are The Craze
Among Society Women in New
York and the largest cities. They
are neat and elegant gold finished
articles that viii gladden. the
heart of every girl or woman, no
matter how young or old. Very
stylish and attractive.
OUR FREE OFFER. We are
advertising Spearmint Chewing
Gum and desire TO place a big
box of this fine. healthful gum
into every home. II sweelens the
The record. [volume] (St. Maries, Idaho) 1913-1918, 1914-06-19
Theatres
Ideal Theatre

SATURDAY
Grass County Goes Dry, a
two part feature comedy pro-
duced by the Esanay company.
The Perfect Truth, an Edison
comedy; The Fallen Angel, q
Riograph drama.
SUNDAY
1.-The Silent Death" a two part
Edison feature drama; "Out Of
Sight and Out of Mind" a Bio
graph comedy; and "A Dream Of
the Wild" a kalem drama.
MONDAY
United in Danger" an Edison
drama; playing for a Fortune
Kalem drama; Bobby is some
Spiritualist" and THE Colby $
Nightmare comedies.
The record. [volume] (St. Maries, Idaho) 1913-1918, 1914-06-19
Churches
MethodIst Church Noes

AT the Methodist church next
Sunday morning Mr.. Reuben eros
Of Spokane will conduct the SER
vice in place of the pastor who
is absent for the day. In the
evening Rev. Ira Crooks, pastor
of the Presbyterian church of ST.
Joe will preach.
Other services as usual.
The record. [volume] (St. Maries, Idaho) 1913-1918, 1914-06-19

Ragged Party You need me in part
nership with you. You'll nnd me .
very valuable man.
Proprietor Of Employment Agency
Why?
Ragged Party-You always need meu
to Ill posltionss-dDd I'm always out
Of a jOb.-CneagO News.
The record. [volume] (St. Maries, Idaho) 1913-1918, 1914-06-19
fessions before mass.
FATHER VOLLEBREGT


Sunday School at 1000 a. m.
morning prayer and sermon, at
1900 a. m. Evening prayer and
sermon at 500 p. M; Litany
service on Wednesday evening at
500 p. IN.
A cordial invitation tothese SCI
vices is extended to all.
W. w. Webster, Minister
The record. [volume] (St. Maries, Idaho) 1913-1918, 1914-06-19

On a writ Of error to the supreme
court OF one OF the states counsel for
plaintiff in error sharply criticized the
rulings Of the trial judge. When the
counsel for the defendant began his
reply the following took place:
May it please your honors. before
finish my argument I think ] can
show you that the trial judge was not
as crazy as counsel on the other side
would make him out TO be-
By member Of the court: Let me
understand you-you admit the fact
Of insanity OF the trial judge. but
deny its degreeT'- Case and Com
ment
The record. [volume] (St. Maries, Idaho) 1913-1918, 1914-06-19
woman's Work.

Guest-ls your wife always so busy
with her fancy needleworki Host
1 should say so She embroiders mon
ogramn even on the japanese paper
napkins New York Post
The thoroughly unscienunc man Is
betrayed by his confessed inability to
see anything Of practical Importance
shout radium except the price.
The record. [volume] (St. Maries, Idaho) 1913-1918, 1914-06-19

III we are good We will come back
to the earth a number OF times"
Some people prefer 70 take no
chances on that possibility"
"How's thatY
They prefer 10 lead double lives
now louisville COurier,IOurnaL
The record. [volume] (St. Maries, Idaho) 1913-1918, 1914-06-19

A spinning top is kept from falling
because Of the speed with which it re-
wolves. The attraction Of gravitation
Is temporarily overcome by the centrif-
ugal force produced by the rotation Of
the top when it is spun. Each part
OF the top is subject to the same cen
rlfugal force as each other part at the
same distance from the axis Of rota-
ton and to no greater force, so that
there is no cause for the top being
pulled in any particular direction by
the force Of gravity As soon as the
centrifugal force begins to lessen be-
cause Of lessening speed Of rotation the
attraction Of gravity begins to be ex-
erted again and the top begins to wob-
BILE When the spinning motion d.
minishes to such an extent that the
attraction of gravitation becomes great
er than the centrifugal force the top
falls to one side.
The record. [volume] (St. Maries, Idaho) 1913-1918, 1914-06-19

Sunday School at 10000 a. M,
regular service at 1900 a. M,
subject" Jesus Idea of God. "
Christian Endeavor at 1900 p.
m, and preaching services at s %
Subject. Positive Righteous
ness"
A. R. GREGG, Pastor.
The record. [volume] (St. Maries, Idaho) 1913-1918, 1914-06-19
Catholic Church

Next Sunday mass at 700 o.
clock, confessions befroe mass.
Next Monday mass at eight o.
clock. Confessions before mass
Church support is now due for
the second quarter.
ST. JOE
Next sunday mass at iO:i5, con
The record. [volume] (St. Maries, Idaho) 1913-1918, 1914-06-19

Wife-The doctor said right away
that ] needed a stimulant Then be
asked to see my tongue. Hub-Heav-
ems. hope he didn't give you a slim
ulant for thatg'- Boston Transcript
The record. [volume] (St. Maries, Idaho) 1913-1918, 1914-06-19

Women are not admittss to III,
American academy OF immortals. ln
mortals do not require any buttons
sew ed on OF socks darned.
The record. [volume] (St. Maries, Idaho) 1913-1918, 1914-06-19

Il is all right for Inez Milholland
Boissevain to say that the housekeep-
ing can be done IN ten minutes per
day. now that sa9 has husband.
The record. [volume] (St. Maries, Idaho) 1913-1918, 1914-06-19
Old Estimata Of EieId Hands


The sixteenth century Earl Of War
wick stayed the slaughter after the
suppression Of Kett's rising by an ar
gument which shows how completely
agricultural workers we're regarded as
mere hands" or the 10000 insur
gents who had encamped with Kett Oh
household heath 1000 or 1900 had
been killed In the battle. the strength
OF the victors lying In German and
Italian mercenaries. Kett himself was
hanged from the walls OF Norwich
castle. forty-6ve others we're hanged
drawn and quartered in the marke;
place. and 300 In all are said to havs
been executed. Warwick checked the
demand for increasing the number Of
victims by asking. what shall we do
then-hold the plow ourselves. play
the carriers and labor the ground With
our OVID handsT-LondOn Chronicle.
The record. [volume] (St. Maries, Idaho) 1913-1918, 1914-06-19

A. R. GREGG, Pastor.
The Bottineau courant. (Bottineau, Bottineau County, N.D.) 1895-1929, 1914-04-10

Workers are siicker then l give ye cred
It for. But you can't fool me. You amt
Sam Burns. why. 1 went to schoO,
with him.
"rhey was dra wing near Coney
now" went on Mr.. Max. land Sans
face was purple and he was dripping
with perspiration. and rafting of
R%eadsboro happenings at the rate Of
ten Il second. but that Mark Dennen
he sat there and wouldn't bulge from
his high horse. So they came up IT,
the pier. Sam almost weeping real
tears and pleading like his heart would
break: Mark. don't you remember
that time we threw little Bill: Barnaby
into the swimming hole and he
couldn't swim Il stroke and nearly
drowned on us? and still getting the
stony face from his old Pal.
"And on the pier this Dennen held
put his hand to Sam. who was u phys
ical wreck and a broken man by this
time. and says: You sure are cute,
mister. III have great times telling
this in Readsboro. Once you met one
too smart for We, Ell! Much obliged
for your company. anyhow" And he
went away and left Sam leaning
against the railing. with no faith in
human nature no m0re. i hope some
body got to him. says Sam to me.
and got to him good. He's the kind
that if you work right you can sell
stock in a company for starting root
gardens on the tops Of the pyramids
in Egypt. I'D trimmed him myself
says Sam to me, but 1 hadn't the
heart
The Bottineau courant. (Bottineau, Bottineau County, N.D.) 1895-1929, 1914-04-10

"cheer up, Peters," Whispered Maees.
Of the inn colony. changes that left
Mr.. Magee gasping? He took them as
calmly as he would take his grapefruit
at the breakfast table. Only that
morning Mr.. Magee. by way Of expert
ment. had fastened upon him the sus-
picion Of murder, and the old man had
not tlickered an eyelash.
Mr.. Max inserted a loud yawn into
the professors discourse.
"Unce 1 piayeu CHESS VAN u Her-
man." he said, land another time l
went to a lecture on purifying poll
tics. but l never struck anything SO
m%onotonous as this job l got now. l
was just thinking as l set here how it
all comes Of people being suspicious
of one another. Now. I've always
held that the world would be a better
place If there wasn't no suspicion in
it. Nine times out Of ten the suspi-
cion amt got a leg to stand on. II sus
picion can be said to have a leg"
Evidently Mr.. Max desired the floor:
g%raciously Professor Bolton conceded
it to him.
Speaking of suspicion continued
| the drab little man on the threshold.
turning his cigar th%oughtfully be-
tween his thin lips, reminds me of a
case told me by Pueblo Sam a few
years ago. In some ways it's real fun
ny. and in others It's sad as hades.
Pueblo Sam was called in them terms
because he'd never been west Of Sixth
| acernn. ITO Voc p swa,, rnHnad opn-
t;e1ldn wav :i,eI y, ia, Wis. anu ~
had considerable"
"A confidence man. suggested Ma.
gee.
Something along that ORDER" admit
ted Mr.. Max. but q good sport among
his friends. you understand. Well. this
case Of suspicion Sam tells me about
happened something like this: One
scorching hot day in summer Sam gets
aboard the Coney boat. his idea beine
to put al business cares away for ar
hour or two and just 6oat calm and
peaceful down the bay aud cO0a Cd
So he grabs out a camp chair aud bus
ties through the crowd ~ to tue Tot
The Bottineau courant. (Bottineau, Bottineau County, N.D.) 1895-1929, 1914-04-10
are vastly mISt1kea.~
Thu 010lnaaOR a1AAlnA

are vastly mIStakeA.~
The professor smiled.
Indeed" he said in 4 tone that
showed his unbelief. Indeed"
He was deep in a discussion Of the
meters OF the poet Chaucer when
there came a knock at the door. and
Mr.. Lou MaX's unpleasant head was
thrust inside.
Il been assigned" he said. ITO sit
up here in the hall and keep an eye
out for the ghost Bland heard tramp,
nature. Id like to sit in your doorway,
il you don't mind"
by All MEANS" replied Mager.
Here's Il chair. DO you Smoke:'
'Thanks." Mr.. Max placed the chair
sidewise in the doorway OF NO. I and
sat down. From his place ne com
manded a view Of Mr.. Magec's apart
ments and Of the head Of the stairs
With his yellow teeth he viciously bit
the end from the cigar. Don't let me
interrupt the conversation. gentle
men," he pleaded.
We were speaking" said the pro
fessor calmly, "of the versitication of
Chaucer. Mr.. Magee"-
He continued his discussion in an
ever voice. Mr.. Magee leaned back in
his chair and smiled in a pleased way
Mt the settings Of the stage-Mr. Max
in Il cloud Of smoke on guard at his
door. the mayor and MI. Bland keep
;r~ -iDs1 lie. n <01nnhnrn cyn,ik<hh sNn ri
in the Office below. watching for the
fash OF light that should tell them
some one in the outside world wanted
to speak to Baldpate inn; a mysterious
figure who fitted about in the dark; a
beautiful girl who was going to ask
Mr.. Magee to do her a service. blindly
trusting her.
The professor droned on monoto-
nously.
An hour passed. MI. Max admitted
when pressed that a good cigar sOoth-
ed the soul and accepted another from
Magee's stock. The professor contin-
ued to talk. Obviously 1t was bis "a
vorite diversion. He seemed to be
quoting from addresses. Mr.. Magee
pictured him on a Chautauqua plat
form. the white pitcher by his side.
As he talked MI. Magee studied that
portion Of his delicate. scholarly face
that the beard left exposed to the
world. What part had Thaddeus Boil
ton. holder Of the Crandall chair Of
comparative literature. In this network
Of odd alarms? WY was be at Bald
pate. and why was he so little moved
by the rapid changes in the makeup
The Bottineau courant. (Bottineau, Bottineau County, N.D.) 1895-1929, 1914-04-10
What He Did.

WO0S ne Olo.
When Sir Beauchamp was appointed
to bis first post In india one of his sub
ordfnates who did not know him triad
to INF out from q brother Officer wat
sort OF mar they would have to deal
with. The dialogue went something
like this:
Does be play. bridge muchr
Not much"
Billiards. maybeY'
Nothing to speak Of"
Does he 80 in for outdoor sports1'
AT long intervals"
Then what on earth does he dor
asked the bewildered man finally.
The rarest thing possible" snapped
Q other; "be works Pearson'S
Weekly.
The Bottineau courant. (Bottineau, Bottineau County, N.D.) 1895-1929, 1914-04-10
CHAPTER X.
MeIodrama In tho Snow.

q K. MAX finished, and again from
" below came the sound Of voices
raised in anger.
~ An interesting story, Mr..
The Bottineau courant. (Bottineau, Bottineau County, N.D.) 1895-1929, 1914-04-10

lock click inside.
Safe for a moment behind a locked
door, Mr.. Magee paused to get his
breath. The glory Of battle filed his
soul. 1t was not until long afterward
that he realized the battle had been a
mere ,scufle In the dark.
With no thought for Mr.. Bland.
bound in his uneasy chair. Mr.. Magee
hurried up the broad staircase of Bald
pate. Now came the most gorgeous
scene Of ala fair haired lady; q
knight she had sent forth to battle; the
knight returned. You asked me to
bring You this, my lady" Business of
surprise and joy on the iady's part,
business also perhaps of alteration for
the knight.
At the right Of the stairs lay II
and the lady. at the left a supposed
" uninhabited land. AZ Mr.. Magee
reached the second door. bEthely pic
turing the scene in which he was to
play SO satisfactory 4 part. he paused.
for halfway down the corridor to the
left an open door threw q faint light
into the hall. and In that light stood a
woman he had never seen before. In
this order came Nj. Magee's impress
sions Of her-fur coated. tall, dark,
handsome, with the naughty manner
Of n engaging q chauffeur.
=" beg your pardon" she said, hut
arc you BY any chance Nj Mageer'
The knight leaned weakly against
the wall and tried to think.
tt am" he managed to GAY.
I'm % glad I've found you" replied
The Bottineau courant. (Bottineau, Bottineau County, N.D.) 1895-1929, 1914-04-10
Sevenkeys
Baldpate
By
EARL DERR BlGGERS
Copyright. 1913. by the Bobbs.klerriIi
Company
SYNOPSIS
Copyright. 1918. by the Bobbs-A esriIi
Company

Billy Magee befriends a pretty girl who
. weeping in a railway station. Magee.
seeking solitude. goes to Baldpate inn.
Although the hote, Is opposed to be
deserted. Magee overhears i mysterious
telephone conversation In the Once
The man t%elephoning. Joseph SlanA
suddenly throws a package into the safe
and shows hostility to Magee. He fires
at an old man who enters the front door
Magee engages !tkr | .iers. the hermit
q Baldpate mountain. TO cook for him
and his companions
Mary Norton. the girl Of the station,
and her mother arrive at the inn. The
girl claims to be an actress.
Miss Norton asks Magee whose side he
u on and tells him the mayor Of Reuton
has the fifth key.
Mayor Cargan and his satellite. Lou
Max. secretly enter the hotel. Magee in
vites the hostile mayor to dine with him.
The Bottineau courant. (Bottineau, Bottineau County, N.D.) 1895-1929, 1914-04-10

judicious: It's certainly wonderful
how you know all these things-won-
derful. But you can't fool me- he
says. you can't fool Mark Dennen.'"
NJ. Max paused in his narrative for
a moment. The sound of voices came
up from the Office Of Baldpate inn.
One, that Of the mayor, doomed loudly
and angrily. In an evident desire to
drown it Mr.. Max went on with spirit:
well. gentlemen. it got to be a point
Of honor. as you might say, for Sam to
convince that guy. he told me he
never wanted anything so much in his
life as for Mark Dennen to give in. 1t
was a hot afternoon. and he'd come
aboard that boat for q rest, but he
peeled OF his collar and started in.
He gave Mark Dennen the number of
bricks in the Methodist chnrcb. as re-
r. . - cS-.ss-c C:.:-c. =. :ss
time it was built. He told him the
name Of the piece Marks sister recit-
ed at the school entertainment in the
spring Of 1890. He bounded on all
four sides the lot where the circuses
played when they came to Readsboro.
He named every citizen of the town.
living or dead, that ever got to be
known outside his own family, and be
brought children into the world and
married them and read the funeral
service over them. and still that bone.
head from the woods sat there, his
mouth open. and says: It's beyond me
how you know al that. You New
The Bottineau courant. (Bottineau, Bottineau County, N.D.) 1895-1929, 1914-04-10

Mr.. Max Tells a Tale Of Suspicion.
~ ETERS entered with coffee and
i was engaged in pouring it when
Mr.. Bland started up wildly
~ from the table with All exprcs.
Okolona messenger. (Okolona, Miss.) 1900-current, 1914-06-11
HAS THE WORLD DlSTANCED
United States Produces Nearly One.
Half of All the Coal That Is
Taken From the Earth.

The total coal production Of four
'lates-A!abama, Maryland, Penn
yIyanla and West V%irginia-in
1910 amounted to 233, 900 tons.
What this means will be understood
when it is stated that the total out
put for the whole United Kingdom
IN the same year was 2G4 100000
IONS. In 1900 the total output for
the world was 1858, 900 tons: for
che United Kingdom, 225,175.000
tons; for the United States, 269,-
$4,000 tons, and for the four states
named above it was ia, 200. 900
tons. Today the worlds output has
risen to 1,164,000, 900 tons. The
United Kingdom produces 2G4,3OO,-
900 tons, and in the United States
sol, SOC, 900 tons: from which it will
be seen that the output from the
United States is nearly one-half that
Of the whole world.
Okolona messenger. (Okolona, Miss.) 1900-current, 1914-06-11
FIND HOW LOCUST BREATHES
Scientist With Much Trouble Makes
Mors pr Less Valuable Con.
trihutlon to Science.

DR.. Johann Rcgen, a professor of
natural history in Vienna, has on
structed a delicate instrument that
registers and measures the respira-
ton of insects. The apparatus is
composed of a crystal tube with an
aperture in the end. Imprisoned in
this, the locust, in the effort to extri-
cate himself, turns over, bringing
his thorax Immediately under a
needle having a ball in the point. In
this way, thanks to the ascending
and descending movement of the
needle working over a lever, the
movements Of the thorax are regis.
tered on a plate or metal leaf. It is
thus possible to study attentiVely the
guickness and length of each breath
of the insect, and what is more i'm
portant, the strength and action. By
this means it has been ascertained
that insects respire in a manner d.
rectly the reverse of human beings.
We T required to put the necessary
strength into the inspiration, while
expelling it is largely automatic.
The locust, on the other hand, in
hales automatically, but expels with
more trouble Weekly.
Okolona messenger. (Okolona, Miss.) 1900-current, 1914-06-11
BARRED AND BARREN.

What would father say? She had
fallen in love with an impecunious
baron, and the question of his bank
ing account versus pa was being set
tied.
Mother did not know much about
the matter, but dropped in just as
father and daughter were discussing
this vast problem of matrimony.
"But what is he baron off," asked
mother.
For a moment father and daugh-
ter looked at one another. The no.
bleman was of German persuasion,
with a totally unpronounceable
name.
"0h," calculated father, getting a
happy inspiration, "he's barren of
funds-that's what he i isl"
And the match was declared "off.'
Okolona messenger. (Okolona, Miss.) 1900-current, 1914-06-11
DIR. MAX H. LEVY

DR.. Max H. Levy, Practical
bptician, has an experience since
869 in manufacturing lenses
Ind adapting them to the eye
ight-The Genuine Alaska Peb-
lie, which are cooling and do
lot damage the eye, Devoting
Iii my time to the study of the
I've and to the formation of len
les, | warrant all spectacles
furnished by me to give full sat
sfaction and can suit anyone by
! glance at the eyes with the
hrst or second pair.
/ employ no agents, for it re-
buires the skill Of the m ostscien-
Eifc optician TO select glasses
Buitable for the eyes.
To avoid imposition | have my
name stamped on every pair Of
Bpectacles, and my photo printed
pa all my recommendations, and
none genuine without it.
No economy is 50 bad as buy
ing cheap, imperfect glasses or
|spectacIes. The use Of imper-
spectacles does an injury to
the eyes which the skill Of the
most scientific optician cannot
- it wears them out. If
proper care is used in selecting
glasses and the right ones OBJ
tanned, they strengthen the vision,
and the vigor Of all the functions
of the organs concerned in the
phenomena Of the sight is in
creased.
nhg- Do not turn a deaf ear to
this, but see and understand for
yourself, for the sight may be
preserved to the greatest age,
whereas thousands of good eyes
are ruined yearly by the use of
improper spectacles.
Okolona messenger. (Okolona, Miss.) 1900-current, 1914-06-11
Lovingly,
A Friend
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