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The Farmington times. (Farmington, St. Francois County, Mo.) 1905-1926, 1914-03-20
Machine That Makes Blood

Did you ever think much about thu
machine that makes blood, and die
you ever examine one Of these ma
chimes very closely to find out JUS
how it works, now it is said to be
the most wonderful machine that ev.
err was made, and yet it only has 8
little over 200 parts in the frame work
and it is strange too, these parts OF
the frame are not fastened together
with nails, wire or bolts, but the parts
are bound together with strings, yet
this machine does heavy work every
day and will get out Of order If not
cared for, but you must keep it ad-
justed, in order to keep it manufactu-
ring good pure blood, because if it is
not kept in good running order it will
make poor or inferior blood and will
soon be disabled and finally wear out.
Now this machine is the Human
body and the maker of this machine
says it is fcarfully and wonderfully
made. The Human Body manufactures
just the kind of blood it needs all the
time and for all its purposes if you
will keep It properly adjusted.
For instance in the cold weather it
will furnish us the kind of Blood that
will keep US warm, and in the hot
weather the body will supply US with
the kind that helps too keep US cool,
if our machine is kept adjusted in
good order. Did you ever stop to think
why it was so necessary for the body
to make the right kind of blood, be-
cause the blood feeds the body from
one end to the other, it supplies every
bone, muscle and ligament and ever
organ in the body with food, and it
also carries away all the waste matter
out of the system and help too throw
1t out to protect the body, 500 you can
see how important it is to keep this
machine properly adjusted
Now the Osteopath is the mechanic
to adjust and put in order your body
machine whenever it don't work right
so when you suffer with aches and
pains and if others can't relieve
don't forget that make a speciality Of
chronic diseases of all kinds.
DIR. 7. J. CANNON
Phone l06. Pennington, Mo.
The Farmington times. (Farmington, St. Francois County, Mo.) 1905-1926, 1914-03-20
Speaks Well of Benham

+. A. Benham, st. Francois Co. S
prosecuting attorney was called to
the county seat of Bollinger county to
assist in the prosecution of man
charged with horse stealing some four
years ago. He took charge of the case
and secured a conviction, the jury be-
ing out about fifteen minutes. Con
corning the matter the Lutesvilie
Banner and the Marble Hill Pres
have the following to say, the Banner
being Il Republican paper:
From the Marble Hill Press: "The
Press congratulates st. Francois coun
ty in its possession OF a Prosecuting
Attorney who understands his bust
ness. Although young man, Nj
Benham gives promises Of a bright
future in his chosen profession. The
people Of his county certainly make
no mistake when they honor such
man. And then he is a Democrat OF
the Andrew Jackson type-one who
surmounts obstacles and looks up
another fight. Such a young man, law
yer, student, gentleman, deserves rec
ognition everywhere"
From the Lutesville Banner: "Pros-
ccuting Attorney Benham Of st. Fran
co.'s county was heartily congratuIat-
ed Wednesday morning upon the able
manner in which he conducted the
trial Of the Sparks case, and his force
full and convincing argument before
the jury. Mr.. Benham is n young
man, but there is no question as TO
his talent and splendid judicial mind
st. Francois county is to be congratu-
lated upon having reared such a son,
The Farmington times. (Farmington, St. Francois County, Mo.) 1905-1926, 1914-03-20
DESLOGE ITEMS

Mrs. Emma Bryan is an Esther visi-
tor this week
Mrs. j. T. Pleasant Of Murphysboro
H., is visiting friends and relatives
in Dcsloge.
Mrs. Chas. Smith and daughter Of
Flat River visited here the latter part
Of the week.
Little Miss Lucille Smith was Bon
ne Tcrrc visitor Monday.
Born to Mr.. and Mrs. John Al
baugh on Monday, a boy.
Lou Florence is st. Louis visitor
this week.
Mr.. and Mrs. Gus Randolph attend
ed the funeral of Miss Lee Murrill, at
Pennington Tuesday.
Geo. Smith returned to Dcsloge on
Monday for a visit with relatives and
friends.
Mrs. Maude Jobe and little daugh-
ter jeanette visited in Bonnie Terre
Monday.
Mrs. r. S. Kahn and daughter, Ruth
were St. Louis visitors the first part
of the week.
Mrs. Harry Green and children,
Myrtle and Virginia visited in Flat
River Saturday.
Felix Poston, of Pennington, trans
acted business here this week.
Mrs. |. w. Miller is st. Louis
visitor this week.
Mr.. and Mrs. W. T. Green were
Flat River visitors Sunday.
T. NJ. Jackson was Leadwood visi-
tor Thursday.
Miss nmk'hs returned home this
seek from Euble, where 5 .e has been
teaching school.
Miss Myrtle Bradley was a Bonne
Teire visitor Monday.
Mr.. ana Ms Herb Mur~ill, of Flat
River visited rere Sunday
Gus Cole transacted b lsiness in st.
Louis Thursd:
The Farmington times. (Farmington, St. Francois County, Mo.) 1905-1926, 1914-03-20
Annual School Election

Notice is hereby given to the quail
fled voters of "School District of
Pennington" also known as District
No. "a. Township 80 and SO, Ranges
3 and 6, of the County of st. Francois
State of Missouri, that the annual
school election of said district will be
held on
Tuesday, April 9TH, 1914
at the following polling places in the
City of Pennington, Mo-, to-wit:
First Ward-City Hail. corner
Columbia and Henry streets.
Second Ward--Circut Court Room,
Court House.
Third Ward Waters Printing Of
fee, Farmers Bank building.
Fourth Ward-Henry Manley's
Shop, Henry Street.
The polls will be open for such elec-
ton at 7 o'clock n. m. and closed at 8
o'clock p. m. of that day.
The following propositions are to
be voted upon:
/. To elect two directors who shall
hold their Office for three years.
=. To authorize the Board Of Direc-
tors to levy n tax rate of S6 cents on
the one hundred dollars assessed val
uation for school purposes.
3. To provide free text books for
the public school pupils.
By order of Board of Directors Of
"School District of Pennington"
L. J. MCKINNEY.
President
The Farmington times. (Farmington, St. Francois County, Mo.) 1905-1926, 1914-03-20
wttv Thew Hurry,

Little Ross, aged seven, had been
around the corner inspecting the fire
station. He came home to tell his
mother Of what he had seen there.
He said: And. mamma. even II they
are just In the middle of sweeping the
floor, they drop the broom and rush
off to the fire. and even in the night
time when they are In bed, II tine bell
rings they jump up and dress and 20
to the fire-'cause II they didn't do
that, when they got there the fire
would be all out."-The Delineator.
The Farmington times. (Farmington, St. Francois County, Mo.) 1905-1926, 1914-03-20
The Mothers Favorite

A cough medicine for children
should be HARNESS. 1t should be pleas
ant to take. 1t should be effectual.
Chamberlain's Cough Remedy is all of
this and is the mothers favorite every
where. For sale by all dealers.
Knowledge isspower. That's why q
professor gets $1,000 a year and a
concrete'brained fighter can get s10.-
900 for an hours work.--Cincinnati
Enquirer.
The Farmington times. (Farmington, St. Francois County, Mo.) 1905-1926, 1914-03-20
Its Drawback.

Jipks-"You don't mean to say your
wife wants TO sell that prize toy ter
rier you bought for herr Binks-"Yes,
she does" why. l thought that dog
was said to be the smallest dog in
the world" That's the trouble. It's
30 small she keeps mlstaking 1t for a
mouse!"
The Farmington times. (Farmington, St. Francois County, Mo.) 1905-1926, 1914-03-20

God has not given us vast learning
to solve all the problems. or uniailing
wisdom TO direct all the wanderngs Of
our brothers lives. He has given to
every one OF us the power to be spir-
itual, and by our spirituality to lift and
enlarge and enlighten the lives we
touch.-Phillips Brooks.
The Farmington times. (Farmington, St. Francois County, Mo.) 1905-1926, 1914-03-20
Onion as Medicine.

A northern scientist now comes for
ward to defend the onion, which, he
says, is a real specific for colds. All
one has to do when his eyes begin to
water and his nose TO run. Is to eat
onions, and the trouble will go away.
or course, his friends will go away.
too, at least temporarily, but that does
not argue that the onion isn't good
medicine.
The Farmington times. (Farmington, St. Francois County, Mo.) 1905-1926, 1914-03-20
All Susceptible 70 EIatterY.

Do you know single human being
that is immune from the grip of Hat
terry at some weak point? Dear is the
delusion that our fellowmen think
really Of us as they say they do! How
much it eases our journey and com
pensates our troubles! Where com.
pliment is sincere 1t comforts the soul
like the fires glow in winter. As for
the insincere variety the false note
must be peculiarly perceptible or We
will give ourselves the benefit OF tho
doubt every time.
The Farmington times. (Farmington, St. Francois County, Mo.) 1905-1926, 1914-03-20
Another Withdrawal.

mo. Maria" said Mr.. Con Soomus,
Il win not help you wash the dishes.
That is the business OF the mistress of
the home, while mine is to provide the
means Of subsistence. | must with
d-sw from all interlocking directories
public sentiment is against that sort
Of thing"
The Farmington times. (Farmington, St. Francois County, Mo.) 1905-1926, 1914-03-20

fore he could speak word learned to
point his tiny finger to each letter.
This proves that child may be
taught at an early age to discern be
tween right and wrong. Do not salts
| fy yourself, dear mother, that because
you walk clrcumspectfuliy your child
is sure to follow in your footsteps
am conscious Of the force Of example
but precept is needed as well. Chill
dren should be carefully taught truth
fulness, honesty, unself5hness, res
pect for their own word and respect
for anything belonging to another. On
one occasion one Of my little boys
wanted something which belonged to
his brother who was absent from
home. | said: "Son, your brother
Toes not care if you have it," lie re-
piled: NO mamma; ! will no touch
it until | ask him" The baneful re-
suits Of all bad habits should early be
instillcd into the minds Of children.
Each day, when convenient, my
children were called from play to lis
ten to suitable chapter from Gods
Word, made attractive for them by
simple questions that they were able
to answer. And just here you will
pardon me for quoting a little poem
written while only boy by our third
son, Isaac Cheney, now stationed at
Lakeland, Fla:
When chiIdhood's days had scarce be-
gun,
So many years ago,
Impressions Of the Holy One
Within me gan to grow;
For like flock we came,
! and my brother three,
To hear and read of his dear name
Around my mothers knee.
Twas there / learned of Joseph bold
OF David, good and brave;
OF Christ, who came to guard his fold
And all the world to save.
She told me Of his wondrous love,
And that he died for me;
Twas there | learned of heaven a
bove-
Around my mothers knee.
, In closing, if can impress upon .
mothers the stupendous task which is .
theirs in shaping souls for eternity,
my message will not have been in
vain. Your opportunities are unimit-
ed, your responsibilities unboundcd. .
God grant that you may rise in the .
strength of consecrated motherhood .
and, with the help Of an Omnipotent |
Father, shape the lives Of your pre-
cious children for Christiai usefulness |
here and for an eternity of bliss here
after.
The Farmington times. (Farmington, St. Francois County, Mo.) 1905-1926, 1914-03-20
Had No Positive Proof.

Two farmers met day or two aft
er cyclone had swept over their
farms. She shook things up pretty
bad out at my place" said one, strok.
ing his whiskers meditatively. by the
way, Hiram" he added, that new barn
o. yourn get hurt at al?" WAL"
drawled the other. Il dunno / haint
found II yeti"
The Farmington times. (Farmington, St. Francois County, Mo.) 1905-1926, 1914-03-20
Character Told by Thumb.

In telling the character, and from a
mechanical point of view, the thumb is
important The loss OF the right
thumb 10 held at 35 per cent. of the
value Of the whole hand; of the left
10 per cent. The index finger is rated
next on the right hand at 20 per cent.
The Farmington times. (Farmington, St. Francois County, Mo.) 1905-1926, 1914-03-20
Realty Forced tn IA.

u understand" said the Judge, that
you stole the watch of the doctor who
had just written a prescription for you
at the free dispenBary. What have
you to say to this charger" We'll,
your honor" said the prisoner, 1T is
true. but found myself in hole. His
prescription said a spoonful every
hour, and had nc watch"
The Farmington times. (Farmington, St. Francois County, Mo.) 1905-1926, 1914-03-20
IT'S an III Wind.

A business man in the Midlands the
other day circularized the customers
of his firm: Il am sorry to tell you
that my partner died recently, but
am pleased to inform you that you
may now have an additional FIVE per
cent. discount, as there is now only
one to keep" -ManchesteT Guardian.
The Farmington times. (Farmington, St. Francois County, Mo.) 1905-1926, 1914-03-20
Medicine From Juniper Berries

The berries OF the common juniper
an evergreen shrub belonging to the
pine family, and sometimes attaining
the height of a small tree-are used
for medicine They should be collect.
ed when ripe, in October They have
an aromatic. somewhat spicy odor
An oil, known as oil OF juniper, is
distilled from them. and is employed
as stimulant and diuretlc. They are
also used for flavoring gin.
The Farmington times. (Farmington, St. Francois County, Mo.) 1905-1926, 1914-03-20
Million From Mushrooms

One of the principal by-products of
the national forests OF Japan is fur.
nished by mushrooms, which have
yielded in one year q revenue of ST.
100000.
The Farmington times. (Farmington, St. Francois County, Mo.) 1905-1926, 1914-03-20
Natural Order Rnxeraed.

AS rule darkness induces sleep.
With many animals, however, the re-
verse Is the ease--as with the bats
and owls. This reversal OF the usual
order has been brought about by the
nature of the feeding habits.
The Farmington times. (Farmington, St. Francois County, Mo.) 1905-1926, 1914-03-20
Science Scorns poultjnes

Poultices must go the way Of the
fairies. Soothing and comforting as
they were before the days OF antisep.
tics. modern science will have none
OF them.-Dr. Woods Hutchinson.
The Farmington times. (Farmington, St. Francois County, Mo.) 1905-1926, 1914-03-20
Had Some Advantaaaa.

80 you approve of dancing"
Thoroughly, In many instances It's
much better to keep step to the music
OF a song than to listen to the words
OF it."--Washington Star
The Farmington times. (Farmington, St. Francois County, Mo.) 1905-1926, 1914-03-20
Two of a Kind,

My father is working On an inven.
don that he expects to make him o
millionaire" MY father is partly
crazy. too. but he doesn't let 1t inter
fere with his regular Job"
The Farmington times. (Farmington, St. Francois County, Mo.) 1905-1926, 1914-03-20
Typewriter Hint.

Those who use the typewriter often
should keep at hand small bottle of
alcohol and piece Of absorbent cot
ton. There Is nothing more eificaci.
GUS for removing the telltale marks OF
the typewriter ribbon than cotton
molstened with alcohol.
The Farmington times. (Farmington, St. Francois County, Mo.) 1905-1926, 1914-03-20
J. p. CAYCE, Secretary.
UnehanaInl.

Gibbs--"A mans best friend. they
say, is full pocketbook." Dibbs-"An
empty one is his most constant friend,
because while others may grow cold.
he will find no change in his purse. -
Boston Transcript.
The Farmington times. (Farmington, St. Francois County, Mo.) 1905-1926, 1914-03-20
Paraauay's "RalIWaY Reetle.v

In Paraguay there Is found rail.
way beetle" a kind OF glowworm,
which emits q strong red light from
head to tail. but also a green light
along each side of its body.
The Farmington times. (Farmington, St. Francois County, Mo.) 1905-1926, 1914-03-20
All the Difference.

Men who save their money become
men OF mark. Men who do not save
their money become marked men.
The Farmington times. (Farmington, St. Francois County, Mo.) 1905-1926, 1914-03-20
To Remove Spots From v,rnI,h.

One OF the best substances to use
In removing spots from vanished sur
faces 10 butter. The stronger the bet
ter.
The Wheeling intelligencer. [volume] (Wheeling, W. Va.) 1903-1961, 1914-01-27
AT THE oRPHEUM.

Tho big all-star York and Adams
vaudeville show that opened a three
DAYS. stay az the popular Orpheum theo-
lte yesterday afternoon and last night.
drew capacity audiences az an three
performance and the headline feature
act. the great team Of comedians York
ana Adams. taxed the speed limit 70 its
utmost capacity In the way OF making
we big aud .ences laugh and roar with
auEhter. They proved themselves a
real musical delight Their material
was all new ana their PAROLES took the
mouse hy storm. When DC came to their
hurlesuue on the tango dance there has
never been seen az the Orpheum arv-
ming quite as funny as this stunt York
mo Adams can be rightfully termed the
flnces or comedians. and they were
ever seen better o. any time than they
we're al the orpheum. where they will
emaIn for their three days enlargement
Tie added attraction GA the bill - a
real gem OF q vaudeville onering-Fred
and Mildred force--lu comedy playiet
entitled. The Girl Ahead The Ricci
trio presented "a smashing good act in
the way Or Instrumental music and song
which was one OF the hits on the bully
bill The Two Num Tod Narda. in
clever acrohatic stunts. held their own.
and Barnard and Harris. iu "a singing
and talking Offering. pleased Immensely.
The Wheeling intelligencer. [volume] (Wheeling, W. Va.) 1903-1961, 1914-01-27
One Lung. a chinese servant

one Lung. a Chinese servant. 900.
'..'...-.... John Bremen
senator Juniper TOots. political
key Einstein. q Jew peddler. Inn .... 0''
Tasispm SMILES. an alleged refoT Sis'0s
Jess Horton. betrothed to Franz este sher
81; Miss Theresa Bischop
Mrs- Maggie. the landlords wife.
NJ ;.:.,....: 1850. Miss Marie Link
MISS Matilda Corey. n faded Hover.
Act The ,;oiidicn Miss s,,, Rosalia joyce
musical hinaman-"Annis Rooney
politician-rhe Jew peddler-Gentleman
Ne1rge makes purchase-Jess and the
outlaw-Frank and Maggie COMPARE
We might hang 'em on general
tng-The dude on his muscle-The card
sharper-The tract distributer- TT a
game pegtns-Frank takes a hand
-. Iih .. up ! hold trump card!'-
Act II-Among the hiiis-The foIow-
ing morning-ireland and Africa al war
scare and nobody hurt-The uissionarY
makes a trial-.Big fool, Wah,'-The
false message-The rohbervEOid Ii,ov
IN the toils-The dude fnvestipafes IL
strikes hard customer-A villanrou-
scnerne-The accusation OF murder-
stand back It's my turn now
Nct ill-At the hotel. an hour later
gan on bender-The Chinese way-The
snashed-up mtssionary-Toots makes
an oner-Frsnk a prisoner-Judge o.
SooIlgan opens court-A comical Judge
- y ing ,Illi a JuTy-.Tut. tut. now. don't
sents the case-Some tough audience
Inc Nerdict-The attempted murder
Inc emu OF 'Sentleman George"-FInale
The Wheeling intelligencer. [volume] (Wheeling, W. Va.) 1903-1961, 1914-01-27
SAY 'GOOD-BY" TO INDIGESTION
Get Samuels 3P and You VIII Soon Be Eating Anythn
You Want and Feel Good All the Time

You can't enjoy the pleasures Of life
when your mind Is constantly broodiug
on the misery Of indigestion. heartburn
and sour stomach. ~ won't even let Won
attend TO business.
Don't give up hope ~ ordinary
stomach remedies haven't helped you.
Get at once 2s-c~nt package OF sam
pels "Ihree-F' capsules and enjoy in
slant relief They not only digest the
food, but BUILD Up the nerves SO they
GRADUALLY become stronger and control
the digestive juices enabling YOU to eat
Whatever you hke-things you haven't
even dared taste in months. Made after
the Formula OF "A famous French physi-
clan, containing Pepsin. Papain. Glycero
thosphates and other harmless iurre-
dients, put up Ia eaSy-to-take. it'll. can
Sules-unlike sickeninE Tills and tablets.
Immediately the capsule reaches tbc
stomach. IL dissolves and gives RELIEF
from belching. fermentation. flatulencv.
The Wheeling intelligencer. [volume] (Wheeling, W. Va.) 1903-1961, 1914-01-27

Henry Clay Camp Modern Woodrnen mr.
N"1l lea' VIII hold their regular meeting
ln iheir lodge rooms this evening sew
eral matters OF business viii be taken
up.
William Winters. Of sand Hill was n
"usineSS caller 40 Elm Grove yesterday.
~ ma Grand-taff ie confined O.,
ner none BOO Patterson. with "a slight iIi-
ness.
Miss Minnie Tracey. or pittsburgh. b..
Sp'hdlus -rttrIl days as the guest oF
friends az W0Od=daIe
James EbberfS. al T1rewood ID. sr,ftr-
ing several DAYS 90 Chicago. looking at
ter business affairs.
On the mrs OF eoruaIy "a member
Mems Bible class or lie Vance Ne
mortal church
,., Paul Lons win move today from en-.
ltlzie Meyer farm nsor Film Grove O.
CAMERON. where ue expects 60 reside j.
81. Tue Pure Food store viii be opened o.,
Agnes Luke. of sand Hul who mas
been confined To- he Martins Ferry hos
rltni for several days. Is slightly inn
a bowling PARRY u ten couple. was
given Ht tie oaks last evening.
Rev. ana Mrs. y. VI. Potter. Of the
Vance Memorial church. Woodsdsic will
Do the rue-ts ~ tie congregation of the
,nufch M'dnesday evening. TIE occa-
sion VIII Dee Boo honor Of the tenth amt
ycrssry of Rev. Potter's passionate OF
the church.
carr rorsHey haze resigned his position
q fHugr company ana viii move nom
Biz present place ~ residence al OYER
hfouk Co tIc John Ebbcrls farm up
Middle WI ceiling creek
20 be- said tfat Gcorsc McCausiand will
break cruuHi Boo few days Tor "a new
siN-room rertI.ute boo the Heifeubine ad-
difinu uf rIu Grove
The new rtrage that is being erectea
%. Louis llHllHr af Film Grove viii Doe
finished within fhe new few days
T. y smith hae returned from q srt-
rrHI days hunting trip 10 Fish Greek.
~ here De- reports ar abundance ~ game
~ sll kluda Several prominent rosie
taking che trip in "a few DAYS
THE revival services continue With
rlc'f success .f the west Alexander ~.
D. I.urtI.
The Wheeling intelligencer. [volume] (Wheeling, W. Va.) 1903-1961, 1914-01-27
SERIOUS CATARRH
YIELDS TO HYOMBI

Hc wise boz time and uao Uyomei af
lh' Ir-t symptom OF Satarrh. such aa
I'Nu'hi mead colds. constant smiling.
throat DO not Irf Che disease bnrom.
nfrit seated and YUu are boo danger oil
serious if not fatal aiImeut
Ihere o. mo- other treatment for ca
tarrh. head colds. ofc like the Hvompf
method, none just as good. 40 easv
lha pleasant to use. or that gives such
QUICK. sure. and lasting relief Won
breathe it-nO stomach dosing
Try iFomci at once and see how
quickly 20 clears the head. stotz tho
eninling. and banishcs Catarrh Hvomef
nelrs YOU % enjoy good health All
druggists ecll b. ASK for the complete
OutGt-f1
The Wheeling intelligencer. [volume] (Wheeling, W. Va.) 1903-1961, 1914-01-27
Local Birds In show

By the residents in th. out-th,-ptkc -.
Hlct IN the annual poultry show that Il,
being held at Wheeling this week THE
SNOW opened yesterday at the Market
Auditorium with a large number ar
Dlids entered from all TartS ofthe TEL
state territory. Many local birds are
entered IN the show and exhibitors from
thls section are expecting 10 carry away
the honors. Following Is list or eN-
hlhitors from this section: j. r. Briggs
-. ~. Sohe. John Brown. Herman a.
w agner. Charles r. KoehIer. Jacob y.
braun, Jacob Wolf. John \. Wilhelm. A
w. Altncyer and Charles 4. Null All OF
Elm Grove: Daniel \. Ungara. OF
Ledthcrwood; &. l.. Frobe, of Triadel-
phia. and r. ". Donaldson. OF West
The Wheeling intelligencer. [volume] (Wheeling, W. Va.) 1903-1961, 1914-01-27
Literary WI Meet.

All arrangements have been complet-
ca Tor the holding OF the literary pro-
gram ana debate at the Valley Grove
- hooI mouse Friday evening. Aside from
we regular literary program OF music
readings and essays a debate has been
arranged between the teams represent
promises TO be very interesting 10 az.
lovers OF debates. The question for de-
pate Is; RESOLVED that women should
StNe side OF the question will be hand
Iea hy Mcssrs. Carroll Blake and Butler
N,le IN" negative will be under the
able care Of MessrS. Morrison ~ 49,
ana rodgers. Both teams have made
extensive Preparations Tor the evening
shu one OF the very best debates that
forward to. -NNN