The evening herald. [volume] (Albuquerque, New Mexico) 1914-1922, 1914-05-22

4 "G, 10 IL. james, she cried.
Ms ,.prd'' yelled George. Just run
Der here
This o. u sporting scrap l swear
That fat ones lost her Teddy bear.
re nRurc's ull united.
said Mary. George. now don't get gay
This is no place tor you To- stay,
That awful mess of n%egligoe
May get the Royal goat
SalC George. Now Mary, % oe
mean;
rhnt show put on by Emeline
Cut there rron the Regal green
Entities her 20 vote"
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Contributed by the Foreman.
The paper was late and the devil
GOT the articles mixed up. TIC tigst
part 81 the obituary notice ui q
p|ecunious citizen had been dumped
in thc form and the next handful O.
type came on Of "a galley describinB
a recent nrC. Il read like this: "Ta'
pail bearers lowered the body to ne
grave and as Il was consigned TO the
flames there we're lew II a. regrets
Tor the old wreck had been an eye
sore TO the wi for years. OF course
there was individual loss, but that was
fully covered by Insurance The
widow thinks the editor wrote the
obituary that way because the la
mentcd partner OF her joys and sor'
rows owed him Ave years subscrip'
ton.
JUDGE LINDSEY told the presi-
dent that civil war exists In COLORADO
Lindsey must think the president
doesn't read the newspapers.
q
MIR. THOMAS not only exhibits
proper consideration for the mayor
out good sense AZ well. Bucking a
permanent injunction Is slow and un-
profitable business.
d
DEAR OLD LONDON Is q lively
burA these days. with q female battle
al buckingham palace n a male riot
In the house OF commons.
MIGHT PROPERLY be called the
house OF common roughnecks.
.
WHAT THE mlitants should be
called BIS not included IN polite Eng
lish.
SWELL SCHEME TO SICK the sur
tragedies on The opposition.
MOST OF EM would understand
that kind OF home rule.
o
II HE CAN keep up his lick a few
days villa will ia 10 80 there viii be-
-. Ur.g.am.U. UnHar.WF. .t MLWtT. in
conflict.
MAZATLAN looks with apprchen-
sion on the approaching surrender.
Mazatlan seems justified ia a certain
uasasiness.
o
WHY NOT make the city hall a
fresh air home for babies until We
can lay up enough To finish Il.
o
REPORTED HUERTA has placed
himself In hands OF his commission
ers at Niagara Falls. Case where
neither the bird Ia The hand or In the
bush II worth q darn
o
THE OPPOSITION In the English
house has demonstrated that noise Is
more effective than argument 70
there's enough of IL.
o
IT'S GOT Ia q point with Hueria's
soldiers that the wicked lice when no
man perEueth.
.
WELL "a man is entitled To hay a
few clothes after walking seven
months over "a thousand miles Of
/ ...UM. ...wH. - - fUNHa..HHaHas
J river. nursing boils and living On
monkey steak.
o
BUT you wouldn't think he'd care
for even u day 81 solitude.
o
JUST goes 10 show what a remnrA-
aole man 7 II. IL.
d
THE LONGEST day in the year Is
"a swell time 90 begin trying 10 en-
iogco q 3 o'clock curfew ordinance.
O.
MIR. MEILEN says the New Haven
board Of directors meetings without
Morgan were as tame as a herd ~
COWS without q bull.
D
HE fNTIMATES also that the d.
rectoTH never succeeded In Tying the
aforesaid. either insicc or out.
o
SAID DIRECTORS with Mr. Nor
san present were so Wild that when
ever he cracked the whip they voted
a. per typewriter instructions.
.
MELf.EN's FOOD Tor investigators
n the wording OF the revised unae
mark.
o
Hey. diddle, diddle
The cat and the Middle
It's a little game Of tag
lie says work az the store
She say club work galore
And they both are learning 90 rag
Friday and Saturday an trimmed
hats less than half price. f~eIggson's