New-York tribune. [volume] (New York [N.Y.]) 1866-1924, 1914-04-03
The Prison Inspected.

The Prison Inspected.
The warden was thrown into a ner-
VOWS state when Senator Windey sud
denly dropped in to inspect the prison.
With only a minute in which TO warn
the inmates the warden hoarsely threat
ened:
You're all little Tom Osbornes, or
the solitary for yours"
Prevailed upon to speak, Mr.. Wlndey
said in part;
"r hope you can all look back on
your years of freedom with proht; II
YOU can't, your presence here Is ms
take This is great democratic IN
stitution. for here all men are equal;
l might even say yoI are all of the
same stripe. This is not the first time
ever was behind closed doors. | once
was a member of the Assembly Rules
Committee. Take things easy; most OF
YOU already know how TO do that |
hope when you are liberated you VIII
begin life right by voting the Demo
cratic ticket"
hag.nan made the mistake OF DRIFT
Ing into .he room and dropping various
articles such as silverware into MS
b,Iging sack Arraigned before the
-,-esidine officer ne explained that he
merely was doing his duty
What makes your bag so rat? was
ASKED. -,
"Oo if VIC can't get the dough. we'll
Take anything," he said. In this sack
I've 1900 opinions Attorney General
Ca-mcdy gave me.
The "bagman's swan song, to the
tune Of Heart Of Maryland also was
q feature. Here is the chorus:
There's cell in the heart of Ossning,
which they say is awaiting me.
- The, told me Of my fate Old Hen
s.,0 " oat win ''I a voice full Of glee:
.-'Tren Ossining will break the ring, o.,
--,r vol uromlscd the state you'd iop.
There's a cell i'm the heart OF OssinlH7
Where they've found me lifelong Joo'
"Trilby" and "Sveneali.'
"TriIby" and "svengali' appeared to
throw light on few knotty problems
hat politicians recently have found
trouble in solving.
Asked il the workmen's compensation
commission would give George NJ. Palmer
a lob "Trilby" said it would. The mem
bers' duty. she explained. was to compen-
safe injured workmen. and as he was the
first man hit by the "uplft" machine he
certainly would be taken care Of.
Everything went we'll until 'Trilby
told "SvengaM" she could see Governor
Glynn writing an editorial denouncing
Charles r Murphy. Declaring that such
"a vision could have 10 LASTS on fact
"SvengaH" broke up the performance.
william Sulzer' appeared az he did n,
the last dinner but he was changed
slightly. one eye was black and his
clothes we're torn and mussed. But he
was grinning and shaking clencheo
right fist. lie said nothing
To the air The Curse Of an Aching
Heart" this chorus was sung:
Won made me what | am to-day, sdlt
Sulzer 10 Mr. Murph.
You tagged me at the quarter on guper
material turf. a,
yo, nulIed the checks and polly stun
~ 20, mad me from the start
guf / Killed on Mccall and / saw yo'
From that curse Of my aching heart
Mention was also made of Mr. Murphl
in a song 10 the air OF MIR. Dooley.'
), chorus went thus:
I It's Charley Murphy It's Charley NUT
hhe great uplifter Of Democracy
Ne real performer. the prize per- o.. M
man who threw the grafters III TN
IuNa conversation between prisoner u
the dArath row and another on the moo
one asHed " Governor Glynn was going Il
get a parole
DUDE Malone says the Governor
going 70 get out altogether" was the re
piy
The man in the death row said ina
senat0r Frawiey was up there for mur
cering Asscmblyman Mccue's widows
pension bHl. aha dat McCue. who FOR
merry was pugihst. intended 10 turi
statc'z evidence against the boxing la" ''
get even With the Senator
Upliff Elevator Wrecked
when The "uDlift" elevator IN the re
orgsnlze1 Democracy department store
owned Jointly ~ Governor Glynn an'
charles r. Murphy attempted 10 carr
~ ~ Malone. me Governor ana other
~ various department. II fell WIN
fn.4sn ST. Malone sas on his way to ih'
adyerainy department and Inc GoFerho
vas !ocbirg for a goyernorship noniha
tOb. "WDjie" Osborn was the elevator