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The Pensacola journal. (Pensacola, Fla.) 1898-1985, 1914-07-01
THE WEATHER
BULLETINS Be
PRINTED SOON
COMPLETE PRINTING OUTFIT AR
RIvEs HERE FOR THE PENsA-
COLA WEATHER BUREAU.

A complete printing outfit has ar
rived in the city for the Pensacola
weather bur eau and is now being in
stalled in one of the offices occupied
by the observer. Within a short time
the weather bulletins now issued by
the service will be printed and dis
tributed.
The outfit including type and a job
press sufficiently large to take form
as large as the weather map and sta
tions. A stereotyping outfit is soon
to follow and with it's arrival the
weather bureau will cast it's own
weather plates and do all Of its own
printing.
The Pensacola journal. (Pensacola, Fla.) 1898-1985, 1914-07-01
BIBLO TRIAL FOR
BRIBERY STARTED
BY ASSOCIATED PRESS.

Jackson, Miss, June 3o.-Testinony
in the trial of Theodore Biibo. lieu
tenant governor Of Mississippi,
charged with bribery in connection
with the passage by the legislature
of bill creating a new county in
the state, was begun here today. After
the defendant had been formally ar
raigned and pleaded not guilty. Steve
Castleman, star witness for the state.
was called TO the stand.
Castleman's testimony closely fol-
lowed that given by him at the trial
in Vicksburg lats December of State
Senator G. a. Hobbs, Jointly Indicted
with Bible. Witness recitered his sew
eral conferences with Senator Hobbs,
of which records are said to have
been taken, and told Of the payment
Of the first installment Of the bribe
money at a hotel in Vicksburg.
The Pensacola journal. (Pensacola, Fla.) 1898-1985, 1914-07-01

TCOL CI-lU@I I-CIn Z Isl Fagt-T
tate any important legislation untii
proVal.
Since our last visit to the White
House" said she. you have receded
from that positiov. You have initiated
and carried through congress an ex-
tremeIy important piece of legislation
without waiting for party instruction.
In fact, you carried it through in the
face of positive instructions - the con-
trary written Il the platform on which
you We're elected"
After reviewing the growth Of stuff
rage in the states and pending legis-
lation in congress to enfranchise Wo
men. Mrs. Dorr said:
at wa extremely kind Of you to re-
The Pensacola journal. (Pensacola, Fla.) 1898-1985, 1914-07-01

Continued from First Page.)
center. Other barriers will be erected
as the deadly warfare progresses, so
that when the final onslaught is made.
every rodent within the infected area
will have been destroyed. Poison and
traps will be used in the work of ev-
termination, drain pipes will be
screened to prevent the escape Of a
single rat and every eNpedient Of scien
tihc rat-killing employed to prevent a
spread of the infection to other parts
OF the city.
Health authorities stated today that
they were all pleased with the situa-
ton, and believed that there was no
cause for alarm. A spread Of the
plague was not expected No further
cases had developed.
The Pensacola journal. (Pensacola, Fla.) 1898-1985, 1914-07-01

answer will be given until the propo-
sition is submitted TO all the COnsti
tutIonalist generals As many of the
commanders are in the field and be-
You'd reach Of the telegraph taking Of
a referendum vote VIII require time
Villas ZacateCas victory has done
nothing to solidify the CarranZa-Nilla
factions. The victory was not ceIe-
brated at SaItilIo, Monterey or any
where i'll the northeast division as has
been the case of other Constitutional
ist successes.
The Pensacola journal. (Pensacola, Fla.) 1898-1985, 1914-07-01

leans, the local health authorities will
take every precaution to prevent its
introduction into Memphis.
AS means Of getting in closer
touch with conditions in New Orleans
local board Of health, left tonight for
that city and will make a thorough
examination so that a detailed report
may be submitted to the Memphis
health authorities.
The Pensacola journal. (Pensacola, Fla.) 1898-1985, 1914-07-01
MISSOURI BOARD or
HEALTH TAKES ACTION

and cities in Missouri were ordered
by the Missouri board Of health to-
day to prepare for a campaign Of rat
determination to prevent a possible
spread Of bubonic plague.
The Pensacola journal. (Pensacola, Fla.) 1898-1985, 1914-07-01
JAP LEGAL ADVISER
is CRITICALLY ILL

Toxic, June 3o.-Henry Willard
Denison, legal adviser to the Japa-
nese department of foreign affairs, is
critically i'll with paralysis.
The Pensacola journal. (Pensacola, Fla.) 1898-1985, 1914-07-01
MEMPHIS WILL TAKE ALL
THE PROBATION NECESSARY

Memphis, Tenn, June S0.-While no
alarm is felt here regarding the bu-
bonic plague situation in New Or
The Pensacola journal. (Pensacola, Fla.) 1898-1985, 1914-07-01
Apprehension in Wash
ington Over Situation
In Mexico City

Continued from FIRST Page)
The Pensacola journal. (Pensacola, Fla.) 1898-1985, 1914-07-01
President Refuses to
Support the Movement
For Women Suffrage

CCorti1ued from First Page.)
The Pensacola journal. (Pensacola, Fla.) 1898-1985, 1914-07-01
Head of Public Health
/. Service to New Orleans

Continued from First Page.)
Brownsville herald. [volume] (Brownsville, Tex.) 1910-current, 1914-01-22

The city M IiaHingcr in rejoicing IN
the fart that II ha, been pronounced The
c~lcanc>t town IN Texas. after u c%nnnpcti
tive cunir~i. and has beer awarded SAINT
tarl drinking fountains ~ \ rrizr Tor
itS fine showing. This 4, something q"
hr proud Of because ~ j. emphasized IN
the statement that fhr death rate fnr
he past year Ma. 'r~> Imam one iiiih az
! per cent. a%llr.ci 10 l., due to The war
vagri against Iiir> and Ilth. Nh'
wuuIlu rather have health AMI lungr,
ity than flies and filtA?- San Antonio
Cypress.
Brownsville herald. [volume] (Brownsville, Tex.) 1910-current, 1914-01-22

fhc Pullman company. one ~ Ill" larg
est manufacturing companies in the
world. has Adopted thr pension y an for
it> rmrluAr> and after 4 certain length
Of service they maN retire from active
work. \ great manN 20 the large con
clu>inn that th'v can't take amy of their
none, with them when They 80 hen e
and are adopting the plan ~ puy some a
N tu the people who are engaged III help
ing Ia make il for them. sherman Demo
crai.
\ New Nuk professor reminds The
Brownsville herald. [volume] (Brownsville, Tex.) 1910-current, 1914-01-22
OPERA
AT HOUSTON
ALL ARRANGEMENTS ARE COW
PLE1Ep Fol, SEASON. WHICH
BEGINS FEBHC u. AND tnN
TIMES THREE DAYS


Houston. Tex. Jan. =. M arrange
mcui> are complete for 4 season NJ
opera. thrce nights ami Saturday mat
nee. February L.. H.. anfl llth with The
National Opera Company. ~ Canada.
with LEO SlcZak. JcIuuc Gcrvilic Reach
Marie l;app"ld. Helen STANLEY. Georges
Resell. Jose Sreura Tnllirn. Giovanni
Farmn ami other biz >tlr> mlgriii
cent ballet. full chorus. and complete or
rhr>trl umlcr A.idc .lacchia.
The Tin IIun>inn auditorium I'M being
prt pared. stage enlarged. new steel l"ft
asbestos c%urlain and new steel I%rr>ce
MUM arch 20 ~ in.
s'amI>un 4 Dalila. I'LL Einrunda. II.
ragliacci. In NlNdrrai~c. and pthci
Ii will bc presented IN "a manner noi
.crund ~ amy "nrrI I'D the world
SEASON tickets ARE nov hHing rr~rrt
"a Ia >%ccrctdr,. Gl1 thrnn ric bldg.
~lo0 ~ for boxes uf four seats: fer The
r~lWra>. ~lH.0n fur plrpuri. ~lnW anh
7.5d COR dress c%irrlc>. ~1.un aud -l.un
for balcony
Before the T,lgram WAS ready appii-
cations began coming in. HHd ALREADY
many y, AIS have larn reserved. this ear
u demand assuring 4 success Of thu
opera ~fl>nu.
\ his demand from ont pl town WY cN
ptttrI.
Brownsville herald. [volume] (Brownsville, Tex.) 1910-current, 1914-01-22

THE HENRY GLASS ROW.

The controversy between Congressman
Henry Of Waco aud Chairman Glass 81
the house banking and clrrrnc, cnlnmi
tee is developing some vcry iuinrestin.
facts. Mr.. Henry had GWEN ONO un 30
t"rri"w ~ he San ,uinu Express r
2 eeit~- -t- ----- ..- .l
framing and passing at the c%urIrnc, bill
through the House. ~ this ulrr ica
Mr.. Glass replied recently. and Ia hi,
reply Mr.. Henry makes rcioiudcr ia $
week.
Mr.. Glass in his article declared lh1t
MIR. Henry voted against the bill both IN
the caucus and in the House. Thi, state
mcnt Henry declares to h. false. iiv
voted for the bill both ia the cauci~
n House-as the tongrc>>iuu1i Record
shows in the matter ~ the lIuu~r vote.
In this controversy The bait RIGGS
chiefly around the following points:
]. Whether farmers should he al
lowed 10 obtain credit under nv nrH
banking laws on security ~ warehouse
n elevator receipts for cuttuu aml
other farm products. the length ~ time
10 which such credit should h extended
= Whether the government >ho net
issue currency notes or whether the
banks should issue them.
On the first point chairman Gll<>
was opposed To farmers loans in tpta;
he wished to limit rigidly The Time nl
credit Ia forty five DAYS: and declared
that the scheme uf baSiug crctiii ou watc
house and elevator rrrcibt~ would ci
courage farmers a. speculate lni .lnll
In futures. la the fight un Ibis point.
led by Henry. Wingu 1T Arkansas. NcrI,
of Kansas. I.agslalc ~ south 'Irnlui.
and Eagle al Texas. Glass Was i|huruugh
~ beaten in the caucus. the farmer,
right 10 borrow mnnc, 90 his p%rudu,t>
as security was established ard thc tim"
Of his loans WAS extended a. uiurty days
Through the same Influences class Was
compelled a. rccc,lc from bis bank rsF
rency position. and The provision That
currency should hr ISSUED T., the gov
nmcn was inserted.
Henry charges that lht Original draft
Of the bill. aS introduced hN elias. Was
prepared under the influence 81 i'arkrr
Willis. editor If the Wall Street Jour
nal of Commerce.; that G.t~> bad
shocked M with The New Norh h,ulrr,
From all this and from Other thing
i'm Mr.. I%lcnrA'> article. III ~rin~ ,l WITH
enough that II there h. autihIrg m ta.
currency law that tends tn benefit farm.
crs in the way ~ making money matter
~..... 80. H.. tI... ia t4t IA. ff f. .N.
chairman at the currency commit r hnt
Ia Henry, Earir. Nn-n. \rrlrt Hri
RagsdalcA s. az impartial iai W ulri
Texan. without i riri,cir ~ lrral r'ria
dice II seems e. The iirraid thli Goa
grcsSman Bob liruIN A. easily thr nr
ncr In his rnnIrnAYI.A
Brownsville herald. [volume] (Brownsville, Tex.) 1910-current, 1914-01-22
DIAHiD M IN FRoNTEI;.N.

The Herald takc~ this opportunity To-
express IL, sympathy with the publ >hcrS
OF The bIlrio q" Ia Iiunicra ia lis loss
from tnr Tire last night. The Hilrip \.
vi lr"Htrra ii~ the ~lar-r~i circulation
of any Sp'nish newspaper ia I;rownSyil .
and "a all Nat> i~ 4 credit ~ a. pHh
Usher, and ~ tho spanish speaking PEE
pie 81 this community. Mr. Lorna. its
editor AMI publisher deserves huth SYM
patty ia hi loss AMI credit for The sig
nal ability which has marked The con
duct "a hi~ paper. Tor the present hr
has ar.,ptrl The prolirr III The Herald
I" us'' ii> rlant ia the printing of the
hiario dc u fruntrra. The ncNi mum
Ter vii appear tomorrow January -.
Brownsville herald. [volume] (Brownsville, Tex.) 1910-current, 1914-01-22

II Congressman ilcnrN Vas -n iu
s,rnmcntal ia securing. fhc ga ler oi
the currrn,A hiii ru'irr~-i it l''-I
dent wilson and =, r.tItt Ir1il
VII, dir nri mo pu i.rt ackuowi
edge his rr rft
ara 49, v u Nl
all the praise instead oi ii'nf1 ih.
Temple Tclcurnm Wll haze iu iuit
there's Snncthir. l,id up t.r .rrk
and that Mr.. Ilcurt~ cl"thc~ d"lI
smell Just right llami 'rn llrtlii
You ma, think that 'uu hntv W
vanced am argumcui. hIt Nou hary
failed Go de- -. .Ail Nuu have anrr
i'm the above paragraph \ ro lruu>r
suspicion that ln would tn thr
Central Texas Congressman an Be-
iur, il you knew how II '"u can
smell ANYTHING uu Mr. ilrurl "
cIothcS. YOU must hv better ul smell
ing than you ARE "n argument
President Wilson probably Hid nu
consider A. ncfr.>trs iu thank aNl
Of those Who toak part m ir4nlne
the new CURRENCY ,rgi>llfinu Tr'I
pie Telegram
The Herald has $40 ilra ~ huf in- nl.
nm, ,%on uur este m,rl ifirnd fh'
Telegram ma, haze rn hini a' hi- W'
mcut with any ~ ii~ as haue.~ Nr' Z
nav not be- Improper to "rl1fA u r'
with Congressman il 'h
IL an old prr,rfh io thr ufi'rl it
speak Ioudcr than w"''> fh'
rroycrb j. applicable Y" 'he tfc' thi n"
long Z a certain t"Hrrr--ihi
Texas vent 4" the Paci'lc '''>i "a
he personal representative n ihr Pres
an a certain high nrca>im nn hi
which demanded '"'dr ivrr'- "
talents. II mcmor, i moi =, i""i'- a.
name Of that person wa Zen '''irN Il
Texas.
Brownsville herald. [volume] (Brownsville, Tex.) 1910-current, 1914-01-22

hitherto unexpected has appeared 'atc
m. Ni ihc mcmplrNrd people ~ rhi
hualu. MADEIRA. Pearson ami Casa
Grandc IRE being zeal dail, br the Con
>tituiiuuaii>i army rrumi~>aric> Of
those owns. This i \ fortunate thing
for people Ws. have been deprived ~
work hA the closing down of industries
un account ~ var
Brownsville herald. [volume] (Brownsville, Tex.) 1910-current, 1914-01-22
BROWNSVILLE DAILY HERALD. WEDNESDAY. January u IML

world ~ Nv ancient law which would
come in particulars G>cfn IN controlling
automobiles. ndcr his law. ~ amy
fatal accident cnu>rd IN y vehicle. the
,rhirlr wa> couiiscaird for the benefit
al ;he family ~ the dsrd The lg~ WAS
repealed in England I'M i>ih nrrn ~ rr
rrai II Wa discovered thai N hrl hsTW
Useful ia %prr,cntin" street a~riirni>
III i's>u Herald.
Brownsville herald. [volume] (Brownsville, Tex.) 1910-current, 1914-01-22

Representative German uf Illinois has
introduced 4 bin into The ll"u>r a. pen
sion dl iduNrl mothers having enc Hr
more children under = wears an,l made
dependent hy death OF disability. The
pension. win run from .lh t0 4, per
mprih
Brownsville herald. [volume] (Brownsville, Tex.) 1910-current, 1914-01-22

W. can only rity The >uifrriug> Of
these wha are ~hipwrc keel in winirN
seas AMI IT, whom NJ can reach ont n"
helping hand. i:ut We run convert this
piiN COR remote victims uf disaster
Ir,omd our AID into aci ~ and direct
kindness FOR the n~nfuriHnniv> at uur
doors. The life line aud liz" savers are
needed on dr, land during severe wealth
W. like this. and lhcrr are 4 lundr'rl "p
\. rtuniiir> for performing acts ~ self
sacrifice aud moral hrr"i>m. The FEEDER
air.l charities wili help SON H" dn such
thugs WISELY and rrompi N ,ou viii
tarn yopr pity ovcr a. thcm 10 the slap"
of dollars aud RENTS. Aui s"u. go N"nr
side. mas hr able A. bring NM their ni
irniion III ~, d,~crl iu= ones. Baltimore
sun.
Brownsville herald. [volume] (Brownsville, Tex.) 1910-current, 1914-01-22

Sakura iima appears ia 4 bad humor
still. That ! ,hr volcano Whirh lately
wrought such damage ~ Japan. Satur.
DAY IL broke ont again ani did 'llm..r
a. an amount ,hlt hl~ NOT hru clearly
estimated. IimnA II that j. H. Was tl
pt"noanDc HI name s.cias - hc a eo"l
hnIrr.
Brownsville herald. [volume] (Brownsville, Tex.) 1910-current, 1914-01-22

Ifyru rau -ct hundred, ui strikers aul
III the strike leaders in an assembly
hall. train artillrr, on tn ball threaten,
~ bow il ana thCm I'M Kingdom Come.
aud compel 4 surrender is easy {" Win
cut. The Johannesburg method would
nui IT, feasible. however. in London ur
in New York just al present Brook iNn
Eagle.
Brownsville herald. [volume] (Brownsville, Tex.) 1910-current, 1914-01-22

have made their Investments III Mcxiri.
W You fcl q th'uk The game i, warth
me candle. n"w i> Your time a. irt. "
r"l want ~ have \ inli, time. Joint ,hr
ciNainecc Tcblpla Telegram.
That Texas ~~hnl1r>hip = hoir. rrtrc
nilri H. shown vi ilr MA that sixteen
members ~ ~" i%ariity ~ the University
Of Texas rcad papeis before learned
>orictic~ duriEg che hnlidaN>. The sub
ictt~ discussed covered \ wtdv raR.' ri
topics and are indicative * The upr,r
%iHnitic> winch the Tnivrr>it, of TrXa>
offers 10 The students Nj Texas. lcni>on
Herald.
Brownsville herald. [volume] (Brownsville, Tex.) 1910-current, 1914-01-22

When Non huN \ >Iit 1T clothes from
YOUR home merchant. have II altered 10
fiji tou. have 4 large secretion Ia puck
from, have il charged. have il pressed M
nicely aud delivered Ia your home. have
the collector come around "a You nfflrr
fcr the money have ,uu ever though that
favor Nv ri~Ling hi> money aud working
hard 90 give vnu this privilege Haven't
YOU too often thought that you were the
orl, one comforting ~ favor" Now hHn
c.il,, don't You think 80 honest. rclilhle
business man who does this far You Is
drine Won , great service? Isn't ~
worth something. ~ ,uu' tlrharnc
News.
Brownsville herald. [volume] (Brownsville, Tex.) 1910-current, 1914-01-22

Secretary ~ War Garrison has L. rrl
y statement III vhich ~ makes Il plain
that h. has not Vet COMMITTEE himself 10
the principle "f nlacing Tho National
guard un The Federal pay roll when n"t
engaged iu actual service. lie H. inNr>
tigating the Wisdom and feasibility of
the proposition. but H. Withholding a
conclusion thereon until hr H. falls sat
i>ficd a. to the b'ncii0cncc oi such 4 ETC.
plrturr from the existing ln icy. Attcr
TIE investigation. ID which hr H. assisted
IN ,%ari"u> military heads. has hcrn
full, made. h. viii then confer with the
i'r~ilrni and ,hr militia affairs r,An
Mrlirr~ rf iir tWn l.r-r> uf i%ttugrr~> tur
tAc purpose 80 reaching a ptapci SODA
%cluSIon. ID H. = pretty >aic ruiC e. ~
WIt> lc sure Won ARE right. them ~
ahead. Houston Post.
The Hood River glacier. (Hood River, Or.) 1889-1933, 1914-04-09
STATE AID FOR COLUMBIA ROAD

We think that the impression that
the state should furnish aid toward the
construction and maintenance of the
Columbia river highway is pretty gen
eral. Not the building, but the upkeep
Of the highway will be heavy expense.
That portion of the road passing
through Hood River county will not
benefit the residents here alone, it will
be highway to connect the eastern
and western portions Of the state. In
deed, it will be state highway.
But God helps them who help them
selves, and the citizens of Hood River
county will find the state as "A whole
more ready to lend aid in the opening
of the great scenic highway, when they
find the local people doing all in their
power to help themselves. Hood River
county is going to benefit more directly
from the construction of the river
highway than any other part of the
Slults llutbuB lilS ludh lIua Suilt W
be called the rortland-Hood River
Highway. While the general through
traffic will count to great extent
not only here but in eastern Oregon,
during the milder months of the year
there will be a daily automobile traffic
from Hood River to Portland. Scenic
locations along the river road in Hood
River county will appeal to Portland
men of wealth, who will build there,
as New Workers made their homes
along the Palisades of the Hudson.
Portland will take more of an inter
est in the Hood Riverv Valley. The
opening of the road will create an in
centive TO own property here, that the
families of the city may have delight
ful summer homes. While Hood River
should not tax itself to build the road.
it should at least make an effort to
open the route.
The Hood River glacier. (Hood River, Or.) 1889-1933, 1914-04-09
SWAT

There is no more sure sign Of spring
in the sir than the cry Of the family
youngster who has caught his finger
while making an investigation Of the
newly hung screen door. Spring is
coming and the buzz Of the fly. is being
heard. "Swat the ny"~campaigns are
on. Grown up men, as well as the
women and children, are handling the
"swatters. Baldheaded men are seen
knocking the little tieklers from the
tops Of their eraniums.
The eradication Of the house hy,
known to science as the worst enemy
of man in Speeding deadly disease
germs, should be aided by all commun-
tiles. The local high school has started
the campaign. The city Of Hood River
has many spots that might be cleaned
up; for they are breeding places OF the
pests, and unless they are removed,
the flies vii increase more rapidly than
they can be killed by many hordes.
Garbage and swill pals are favorite
resorts of the flies. Backyards with
their filth heaps should be removed.
Just take a swat at the backyards.
The Hood River glacier. (Hood River, Or.) 1889-1933, 1914-04-09

Styles change. 1t used to be consid-
cred breach of social etiquette to
catch a fly. The little pest, from time
immemorial has been considered too
filthy to be allowed even to come in
contact with the fingers Of milady or
the hands Of the working man. And
today the fly is even looked upon with
such utter horror and contempt that
everybody is swatting him. But many
good movements are run into the
ground, and now the radical fly killers,
or the radical urgers of fly killing, are
having the flies that "swatters" kill
counted. Children are being paid 50
much for the flies they kill. DR.. Cal
win S. White, the states health officer,
is right in refusing to take part in a
campaign that cals'for the counting of
the flies. Teach the young to swat the
flies, to be sure. But is it necessary
to pay them for it? And certainly is it
not ridiculous to have the children en-
gage in the dirty task Of counting the
dead flies?
The Hood River glacier. (Hood River, Or.) 1889-1933, 1914-04-09
CREAMERY OFFICERS
ELECTED SATURDAY

With about two thirds Of the l25
growers subscribing TO the capital
stock of the new creamery present at
an organization meeting last Saturday,
the following officers were elected: j.
p. Thomson. pres. A. W. Peters. vice
pres, and Clarence +. Coffin, seeI Ietsry
and treasurer. The other members Of
the board Of directors are: Walter G..
Z. Smith. Howard Peeler, A. F. Bick-
ford and M. o. BOe.
The creamery directors have asked
the directors of the Commercial club to
secure a site for them in the city.
Meetings will be held at the following
places next week and the week follow
ing at 7.30 O'Clock p. m, for the pur-
pose Of organizing cream routes: Pine
Grove school house, April II; Odell
schoolhouse, APRIL p, and Oak Grove
school house, April "a.
The authorized capital stock of the
new creamery is $1,000. Of which about
81. 900 has already been subscribed.
TIE cream sof the new cooperative e
omen will be shipped to Portland until
the plant can be built and got in
readiness.
The Hood River glacier. (Hood River, Or.) 1889-1933, 1914-04-09
A MATTER OF PREFERENCE.
Explaining tho Mysterious Disappear
anoe of a Third Passenger.


~ IIREE convivia Clevelanders were
going to Elyria the other day
One Of them was awfully tired,
and us soon as he got into his seat he
went to sleep And as soon as he got
to sleep one Of his companions swlped
his ticket from his pocket Then the
conductor approached, and the two
wide awake ones aroused the sleeper.
Here comes the conductor for the
tickets" they said. wake up!
He woke up and searched his pock-
cts but of course he found no ticket.
Say, you fellers," he said, II can't
hnd it,"
Then you'll have to pay cash fare"
they answered cheerfully.
II haven't got cent IN my pocket"
Neither have we Get under the
seat"
so he crawled under the seat, Then
the conductor came to collect tickets.
And the joker who had swiped the
ticket from the sleepy one produced
them all.
There are three tickets here and
cnly two Of you." objected the CON
ductur. where's the other one2"
Under the seat" answered the Jest,
er promptly. The conductor took
look, and, sure enough, there was the
third member Of the party groveling In
the dirt,
WHATS he doing there?" the con-
ductor wanted to know.
"Oh, he always travels that way. He
prefers It," was the smiling answer
Cleveland Plain Dealer.
The Hood River glacier. (Hood River, Or.) 1889-1933, 1914-04-09

Mrs. p. d. Atwater, of Pine Grove,
purchased the beautiful Behring piano
from SoUle's piano house last week.
Rev. ii. A. Mac Donald purchased one
Of the new Schiller pianos, as did Will
lam Raab, of Portland. A Clough and
Warren was shipped to l.. S. Metcalf,
of Portland.
j. d. Suter, a Portland electrical en-
gineer, is at the West Side ranch of Fl
S. Butterfeld, a Portland jeweler, in
staling an electric system. The power
is secured from springs above the
ranch. MIR. ButterfeId will arrive
Saturday for a stay of several days.
Ed. S. Mayes, who recently returned
from Woodman. Colo, where he had
been spending the past winter for his
health, submitted to an operation at
his home Monday. He was resting
well yesterday.
Mrs. W. l.. Clark, who recently un-
delwent an operation at the Cottage
hospital, returned to her home last
week.
Robert Briggs. of Wausau, Wis, was
here Sunday visiting his cousin, f. II.
Blackman, and family.
G. K. Marshall spent last week in
Portland on business.