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Metropolis weekly gazette. (Metropolis, Ill.) 1???-19??, 1914-05-29

Il wonder why the baron and Javo-
mir. the poet. always go about togeth-
err. They are so utterly different"
We'll. the baron thinks himself In
tellectual when he Is with the poet.
and the poet thinks he looks smart
when he is with the baron."--Flie-
gende Blaetter
Metropolis weekly gazette. (Metropolis, Ill.) 1???-19??, 1914-05-29
A Wife % a thousand.

What's worrying You Just now"
you know that female doctor I
married.
Sure"
Every time | want to speak to her
! have to wait until Office hours and
then she charges me So for the con-
sultation. "--Philadelphia Ledger.
Metropolis weekly gazette. (Metropolis, Ill.) 1???-19??, 1914-05-29
Another Kind.

Pop, were the knights OF old law
yers?"
''What question! or course not"
Well, this book says every knight
had lot of retainers"
Metropolis weekly gazette. (Metropolis, Ill.) 1???-19??, 1914-05-29

Tourist Cooking at the famous cas-
cade) becomes OF all those
sheets OF water?
Faceticus Guide-They go into the
bed of the river.
Metropolis weekly gazette. (Metropolis, Ill.) 1???-19??, 1914-05-29

Gladys--Jack proposed to me last
light.
Maude-fie told me he didn't care
shat became OF him when refused
him last we~h
Metropolis weekly gazette. (Metropolis, Ill.) 1???-19??, 1914-05-29

How did you propose to support
my daughter. sir?"
i didn't propose to her to support
her at all. ! only proposed to her 70
marry me- Eehoboth Sunday Herald.
Metropolis weekly gazette. (Metropolis, Ill.) 1???-19??, 1914-05-29
coId-oav Decision.

Father--Tommie. would you rather
go to the show and split your sides.
or go to the wood pile and split some
wood?
Tommie--If it's, just the same to
you, father, I'd rather split the differ
cnce and sit here by tbs fire.
Metropolis weekly gazette. (Metropolis, Ill.) 1???-19??, 1914-05-29

she--Pa Gays you haven't very
bright future.
He--yon should have told him had
a very iurid past.
Metropolis weekly gazette. (Metropolis, Ill.) 1???-19??, 1914-05-29

Salesman think you win find this
cook book very suggestive.
ide-Elect-Sir!-- Princeton Tiger.
Metropolis weekly gazette. (Metropolis, Ill.) 1???-19??, 1914-05-29

The man who gives himself away
cant expect the world to value him
very highly.
Metropolis weekly gazette. (Metropolis, Ill.) 1???-19??, 1914-05-29

There is nothing SO uncertaip as .
sure thing
Metropolis weekly gazette. (Metropolis, Ill.) 1???-19??, 1914-05-29

Shell always said I'd never kiss
man until was Engaged.
He--How did you happen to change
your mind?
sheI haven't. I'm engaged to an
other fellow.
New Britain herald., 1914-07-10

MT. Shine said: Don't apologize. l could not expect anything different from you"
 The evenings session concluded when the committee decided to pre- pare a statement to present at a fu- ture council meeting expressing a willingness to go ahead and compete with the private corporations, if the council saw fit.
 Mir. Spittler Speaks.
 Secretary Spittler, of the ice com nittee, spoke to a Herald reporter to- day regarding his alleged tilt with the mayor the other night MT. Spittler said, T have more respect for the mayor than to tell him not to butt in.' Land sakes! He's working with us and is trying to get the best re- suits. After the council meeting the other night I had two hours talk with him and we came to very satis- factory conclusions
 Mr. Spittler says that when he hands in his detailed report to the council 1t will be seen that the work has been progressing in a most satis- factory manner.
New Britain herald., 1914-07-10
SENT TO SING SING.

New York, July 1o.-Dr. Charles Francis Baxter, formerly resident physician at the penitentiary on Blackwelrs Island who yesterday was sentenced to serve a year in prison and pay a fine of $500, for selling morphine to prisoners was today sen fenced to Sing Sing prison for an- other term of not less than three years for accepting gratuity for having a woman transferred from the peniten- tiary to the hospital on the island.
New Britain herald., 1914-07-10
DROP CONSPIRACY CASE.
Doctor and Wife Freed of Charge in
 Connection With Disappearance

Newcastle, Ind, July 1O.-The case against pr. w. A. Winters and his wife, Mrs. Byrd Winters, who were charged with conspiracy in connec tion with the disappearance of the doctors nine-years-old daughter, Catherine Winters, was dismissed in the circuit court here today on tho grounds that there was not sufficient evidence against the defendants
 Catherine Winters mysteriously dis- appeared March 20, 1913.
New Britain herald., 1914-07-10
TYPHOON DAMAGES CROPS.

Washington, July 10.-A typhoon which raised the heaviest sea in the harbor of Guam in years and caused considerable damage to crops, was reported today in dispatches to the navy department from Captain Will liam Maxwell, commandant of the naval station and governor of Guam. No lives were lost. A shortage of rice and corn is expected to result
New Britain herald., 1914-07-10

tion, "I want my administration to be successful in all its branches. I'm not against you as a committee but l on the contrary, I am with you Tha, is my stand on the matter" he de- clared.
 Wordy War Waged. Continuing his honor said: Alderman Shine, your allegation that I am in league with private ice corporations is a gross insult to me personally, and as mayor of the city of New Britain I demand a retrac- tion."
 Alderman Shine replied: ''Youll never get a retraction of that state- ment from me, your honor.' F Mayor Quigley-"You still allege that I am in league with private companies ?"
 sAlderman Shine-"I do not know anything about your leagues, but that letter you wrote to the ice committee shows that you are trying to hinder 1t just at time when we need encour- agement."
 The mayor then asked Councilman Wagner for the famous letter, after which he explained it to the commit tee. Asked if he thought the letter insulting MT. Wagner said he didn't like the tone where Mayor Quigley threatened to take a hand and Coun- cilman Dolan said he was hurt by the wording.
 Again referring to the remarks made by Councilman Shine Mayor Quigley termed them flow down.
 Shine Won't RoSio,,
 When the discussion was again re- stunned Mr. Shine stated that he thought the mayor wanted to get rid of the committee and said, II want to tell you right here, Mir. Mayor, that I am on here to stay until you fire me off. That's nice way to show your appreciation of what we are doing for the city without re- compense. One would imagine that we do not know where the money goes" To this the mayor replied that he had a right to keep in touch with the working of the different branches of government and then said:
 Quigley Says "You'rc Liar"
 "Now, Alderman Shine, I want you to retract your statement before you leave this room. Do you still persis, that am in league with private com panies?"
 Alderman Shine-"I do."
 Mayor Quigley (hotly)-"You are liar" The silence in the room was oppressive and the other members of the committee dropped their gaze to the floor. The mayor then apologized for calling the alderman a liar, but
New Britain herald., 1914-07-10
OFFER ACCEPTED.

Washington, July 1O.-Major Gen eral Tanaka, of the Japanese army general staff, through Ambassador Chinda, has accepted Secretary Daniels offer of the naval yacht Sylph for a trip to Mount Vernon to- riorrow.
New Britain herald., 1914-07-10
AID. SHINE ST|RS
 UP MAYOR Qu|cLEY

(Continued from First Page.)
New Britain herald., 1914-07-10

tion. "I want my administration to be successful in all its branches. I'm not against you as a committee buc on the contrary, I am with you. That is my stand on the matter" he de- clared.
Harrisburg telegraph. [volume] (Harrisburg, Pa.) 1879-1948, 1914-01-16
Stomach Trouble
Due to Acidity
So Says Eminent Specialist.

So-called stomach troubles, such as
Indigestion, wind, stomach-ache and
inability to retain food, are in prob
ably nine cases out of ten simply evil
dence that fermentation is taking place
In the food contents of the stomach.
causing the formation of gas and acids.
Wind dtstends the stomach, and causes
that full, oppressive feeling sometimes
known as heartburn, while the acid ir-
rftates and infiames the delicate lining
of the stomach. The trouble lies en-
tirely in the feremnting food. Such
fermentation Is unnatural, and acid
formation Is not only unnatural, but
may involve most serious consequences
II not corrected. To stop or prevent
fermentation of the food contents OF
the stomach and to neutralize the acid
and render it bland and harmless, a
teaspoonfu! of bisurated magnesia,
probably, the best and most effective
corrector Of acid stomach known,
should be taken in a quarter Of a glass
of hot or cold water Immediately after
eating, or whenever wind or acidity is
felt. This stops the fermentation, and
neutralizes the acidity in few mo.
ments. Fermentation, wind and acidity
are dangerous and unnecessary. Stop
or prevent them by the use of proper
antacid, such as bisurated magnesia
which can be obtained from any drug
eist and thus enable the stomach to do
It's work properly without being hin
dered by poisonous gas and dangerous
actds.--M B. P.--Advertisement
Harrisburg telegraph. [volume] (Harrisburg, Pa.) 1879-1948, 1914-01-16
Miflintown Coasters
Hurt When Big Sled
Hits Telegraph Pole
Special to The Telegraph

Miffiintown, Pa, Jan. 10. - While a
party of nine young folks were coast
ing on Rowes hill, above Basin bridge.
at Mifhintown. last evening, a large
bob sled, guided by James Robinson,
ran into a telegraph pole at the foot
of the HILL with disastrous results.
Robert Kulp had hip dislocated; Miss
Green, a trained nurse in the Lewis
town Hospital, had her hip dislocated,
and James Robinson, finger broken and
otherwise injured. The others. Benja-
min Swarger, Roswell Botty, James Nc
Cauley, Blair Earnest and John Patter-
son, were slightly hurt. DR.. B. M.
Crawford and DR.. William Banks at
tended the injured coasters. Miss
Green was taken back to Lewistown
Hospital this morning.
Harrisburg telegraph. [volume] (Harrisburg, Pa.) 1879-1948, 1914-01-16
RUB SORE, LAME BACK
STOPS PAIN At ONCE
Get a Small Trial Bottle of Old
time St. Jacobs Oil
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It's the only application to rub on
2 weak, lame or painful back, or for
lum bago, sciatica, neuralgia, rheuma-
tism, sprains or a strain.-Advertise
ment.
Harrisburg telegraph. [volume] (Harrisburg, Pa.) 1879-1948, 1914-01-16
Skeleton of Man Missing
5 Years Found in Mine
Special to The TsIegyaph

Pittsburgh, Jan. 16.-The myster-
ious disappearance of Edward Joyce,
mine superintendent for the Carnegie
Coal Company, five years ago was ex-
planned this morning, when his skele-
ton was discovered in an abandoned
part of the mine at Glendale, on the
outskirts Of Pittsburgh
Miners went through a part of the
mine that had been worked out and
abandoned some years ago and STUN
bled across a skeleton.
On making a search they found a
gold watch, which served to identify
the man as Edward Joyce. There was
also $79 In paper money among the
rags which still clothed the bones of
the lost man.
Harrisburg telegraph. [volume] (Harrisburg, Pa.) 1879-1948, 1914-01-16

did not do any insurging yesterday
that you could find with a micro
scope, get together they might upset
the game.
Lex Mitchell is in line for the lieu
tenant-governor nomination. IL he
wants it, and Major Brown for secre-
tary of internal affairs to run against
Henry Houck, who defeated him for
the nomination in 1906. Ex-Judge
James M. Galbreath, Of Butler, Is
wanted for supreme court justice. Pin
chot is all alone for senator.
The Congressman
Kelly will now turn in for another
term in his district. His speeches
have failed to get him the guberna-
torial consideration. AS is well
known NORM will seek a Republican
nomination in his home district. An
derson Walters, Johnstown, and Fred
d. Lewis, Allentown, are the only ones
sure OF being backed for renomina-
ton of the congressman at large.
There are rumors that if John r.. X.
Scott runs he will be given some coun-
tenance, but they are only rumors.
Robert ID. ToWne's mention for con-
gress is regarded as compliment. If
Finn does not try to name some one
from Allegheny for congress- at-large,
Kelly, for instance. ex-senator George
t. Weingartner, of New Castle, may
be trotted out.
Temple and Hulings will run again
in their districts. The Bull Moosers
Will put up men for congress in every
district, they say.
The plank inserted on taxation is q
gl1ttering generality and was laughed
at last night. Why Edmiston stood
for 1T no one knows. 1t does not
mean anything and sounds like tink-
ting brass or a statement from Demo
cratic State headquarters. Just why
Finn, with his hard commonsense
let 1t get by no one could say; al
least, would not, but there are sus-
picions.
The Same Old Finn
Where Finn gave real time
exhibition Of putting a damper on
ambitious young men was when Sam
uel 8. Shapiro, of Pittsburgh, offered
this resolution: I'VE believe that the
indiscriminate use of more than one
party column at primary elections by
candidates Is destructive to political
principle and urge the limiting OF
candidates by law to one party col
umn." Mr.. Shapiro was sitting in the
front row and meant well. The trou-
BILE was that he had not consulted
Finn.
''I'm not in favor of that resolu-
tion," said Finn with his old-time
ginger. Then he went on to say thai
the political situation was the result
OF an upheaval and that the non
partisan spirit had almost DESTROYED
party lines in local elections. He
averred that the time was ripe fol
nonpartisan election of county officers
instancing the election Of George w
Richards, the new sheriff Of Allie.
gheny, who ran on three tickets
Let the people put whom they please
on their tickets said he. "As a mat.
ter of fact there are no political line:
except in election of congressman
United States Senator's national tick.
cts and possibly governors, State of.
ficers and legislators. Nonpartisansfir
in the State may come We dom
need this"
Harrisburg telegraph. [volume] (Harrisburg, Pa.) 1879-1948, 1914-01-16
MOOSERS TAKING
OFF COATS FOR WAR
DIETRICH and Finn Say That There
Will Be Straight Away
Fighting Now
CONFERENCE VERY UNIQUE
Young Looms Up as Candidate For
Governor With the Big
Bosses Behind Him

This conference is the taking off
of coats for the fray. We mean to
start the campaign early and to con-
duct it on straight party principles"
declared State Chairman A. Nevin
DIETRICH last night after the elder
statesmen Of the Progressive party
had had their final talk. William
Finn, who was getting ready to take
a train for Pittsburgh, nodded in ap-
proval and said that he considered the
conference the start of the greatest
campaign in the history Of the State.
Other Progressives, Of course, event
along" on that statement. However,
the thought was in the minds of a
good many people who watched the
conference and it's side issues that the
Bull Moosers did not have many new
faces In the throngs. Most of the
people there were militants In 1912
and there were few converts notice.
able. The management of the party
Is in the same hands, the workers are
the same and the methods are the
same. Even the resolutions, which
are the platform, sound like 1912 with
exception of the initiative for the liq-
uor problem, woman suffrage and no
fusion. The question is whether they
can get away with IL.
The staging Of the conference would
have delighted the heart Of the
Colonel. No more dramatic introduce
tlon than that of Pinchot, along with
James r. Garfield could be imagined.
He was acclaimed as the candidate
FOR Senator and Finn and the others
who deprecated talk of states smiled
while the crowd yelled.
Young to Front
State Treasurer Young's speech on
the governmental ills Of PennsyI-
vania put him in the front for Gov
ernor. He showed in his speech symp-
toms of being an expert on the trou-
bles with the State government and
naturally the Bull Moosers thought of
him as the physician to cure. Young's
speech simply put Clyde Kelly out of
the running and made people forget
III. d. w. English. General Hulings
never was in it and the only man
Young has to fear for the Washington
nomination for Governor Is William
Draper Lewis.
1t was noticeable that the PhiladeI-
phia contingent was absent in great
measure. Hardly a corporaps guard
from Philadelphia was here They
consisted chiefly of followers of Van
Valkenburg, who is for Young. The
anti-Van men are for Lewis. Lewis
has friends all over the State and his
manly. course in taking a big part
when he had been given the hint
that he would be a better attorney
general than Governor, made him
friends. If the people who are be-
Heved to want to unhorse Finn and
VanValkenburg, who. by the way.
Harrisburg telegraph. [volume] (Harrisburg, Pa.) 1879-1948, 1914-01-16
BILLY. THE KID"

BILLY, the Kid" q play we'll known
to theatergoers, will pay return en-
gagement at the Majestic Theater
January 20, matinee and night. This
ever popular entertainment, which is
now being offered for its seventh sea-
son, is undoubtedly the most success
full story of western life ever written.
1t is full of thrilling situations, con-
tains plenty Of good, wholesome COM
edy and simply teens with heart in
terest. Plays Of this kind never die
they live forever. 1t Is claimed by the
management that BILLY, the Kid" has
been presented in every city Of impor-
and that ever two million people have
witnessed it-Advertisement.
Harrisburg telegraph. [volume] (Harrisburg, Pa.) 1879-1948, 1914-01-16
Pope's Vicar Forbids
Dancing Of the Tango
Special to The Telegraph

Rome, Jan. 18. -- Cardinal Basilio
Pompili, Vicar General of Rome, rep
resenting the Pontiff, has issued pas
toral letter denouncing the tango and
also certain newspapers, theatrical
performances and fashions, which, he
declares, are perverting souls. The
Cardinal says.
THE tango, which has already been
condemned by illustrious bishops, and
tries, must be absolutely prohibited
in the seat Of the Roman Pontiff, the
center Of the Roman Catholic reli-
gion."
Harrisburg telegraph. [volume] (Harrisburg, Pa.) 1879-1948, 1914-01-16
Baby in Suitcase Is
Saved by Strong Lungs
SbeeiaI to TIE 1'eIegrabh

Hoboken, N. J., Jan. 16. If the
headquarters had not used his lungs
to register a protest. he might have
been left to perish on one Of the shelves
in the lost parcel room at the Lacka-
wanna Railroad station yeVterday.
Wrapped In warm blankets and resting
his tiny head on an eiderdown pillow
the baby had been placed in a suitcase
and left on the upper deck OF the
Lackawanna ferryboat Netherlands. He
Is six weeks old.
Giuseppe Accetto. a bootblack, found
the suitcase. and 1t was while he was
talking. to the clerk in the lost parcel
room that the baby gave vent to the
plaintiff wall that revealed his pres
ence. The child bore evidence Of hav-
ing been we'll nourished, and was pret-
tily dressed
Harrisburg telegraph. [volume] (Harrisburg, Pa.) 1879-1948, 1914-01-16
"a GIRL OF THE UNDERWORLD"

"a Girl of the Underworld" a pow
erful and thrilling drama of New York
life, will be the attraction at the Ma
jestic Theater on Monday, January 10,
matinee and night. Never has this
vital subject been so delicately, yet so
forcefully, presented as in this play,
by Jack German, clever and daring
New York playwriter. There is moth
ing to offend in "A Girl of the Under
world" 1t is beautiful story Of
heart interest that stirs and grips the
audience from start to finish Of the
four unbroken acts. The scenes are
laid in New York and the story Is one
of to-day. showing how the threads of
life may tangle and twist in our strug-
gle for nce.-Advertisement.
Harrisburg telegraph. [volume] (Harrisburg, Pa.) 1879-1948, 1914-01-16
AT THE COLONIAL

Country Store, one Of the most
popular features that the MANAGE
ment has concocted to please patrons
of the Busy Corner, will be the attrac-
ton of both of to-nights shows. A
number of beautiful and costly pres
ents will be given away. The Country
Store will be part Of the clever
vaudeville and picture performance
that is holding forth. The Seven
Gadowskis, a troupe Of wonderful
Russian Dancers, is the headline act
of the fine vaudeville Offering "The
Street Singers" a clever moving pic
ture feature in two parts, will also be
a special attraction to-day-Adver-
tisement.
Harrisburg telegraph. [volume] (Harrisburg, Pa.) 1879-1948, 1914-01-16
MISS LEE rs PRETTY

One of the cutest and most popular
little girls to appear at the Orpheum
for some time is pretty Miss Lee, of
Ryan and Lee, who present one of
those classy song. dance and patter
slSits in the current Offering. Both
Miss Lee and her partner are clever
and original entertainers and their
sparkling patter is crisply new. They
dance little, sing and talk, and
patrons who attend the theater more
than once are discovering that their
twenty minute entertainment Is differ
ent for almost every show So much
for the originality of Ryan and Lee.
The pleasing personalities of the two
must be seen to be appreciated. Ryan
and Lee offer one of the splendid turns
Of the well-ba1anced and strongly
Harrisburg telegraph. [volume] (Harrisburg, Pa.) 1879-1948, 1914-01-16
PANAMA AND THE CANAL

The opening of the Panama Canal
and the exposition commemorating it
are of absorbing interest to all the
world. The stage, always reflex Of
the happenings of the times, will not
be the least helpful in disseminating
information as to this important event
in the history of the world.
AL. G. Field. who always has some-
thing pertinent to the times In his
program, has taken advantage Of the
opportunities presented and will have
scenic production descriptive of the
ceremonies attending the opening Of
the canal that will bring two worlds
rer-Advertisement
Harrisburg telegraph. [volume] (Harrisburg, Pa.) 1879-1948, 1914-01-16
ENTERTAINED SHEDDING PARTY
Special TO The TeIeeyath

SPscioI to The Telegraph
Mexico, Pa, Jan. 16.-Miss Mar
garet, Lands entertained at her home,
northwest of Mexico, sledding party
from Mifiin and Lewistown, on Wed
nesday evening, January IA. The even
ing was spent in dancing and playing
games. Refreshments were served to
the following: Misses Lenora Brenes-
oltz, Edyth Kinser, Catherine Goshen,
Mary Kinser. Mary Yutsey, Mary
Martin, Messrs. High, Clinton Rodg-
ers, John Patterson, Harry McClellen
Mr.. Clinahan. At late hour the
guests departed for their home.
Harrisburg telegraph. [volume] (Harrisburg, Pa.) 1879-1948, 1914-01-16
|AMUS6MGNCS|
MAJESTIC

Monday, January 10. Matinee and
Night-"A Girl of the Underworld" !"
Tuesday, January 20. Matinee and
Night-"Billy, the Kid"
Wednesday. January 81, Matinee and
Night--Al. G.. Fields Greater Min
strels.
Thursday, January 22-Mme. Bessie
Thomashefsky and her Yiddish
Players.
Friday and Saturday. January 1924,
Matinee Daily-"The Divorce Ques-
ton"
Harrisburg telegraph. [volume] (Harrisburg, Pa.) 1879-1948, 1914-01-16
IOLD-TIME COLD
CURE-DRINK TEA 4!

Get a small package of Hamburg
Breast Tea, or as the German folks
call 1t. Hamburger Brust Thee" at any
pharmacy. Take a tablespoonful of
the tea, put cup of boiling water up
on it, pour through a sieve and drink
q teacup full at any time. It Is the
most effective way to break up a cold
and cure grip, as 1t opens the pores
relieving congestion. Also loosens the
bowels, thus breaking q cold at once
It Is inexpensive and entirely vege-
table, therefore harmless--Advertise
ment.