The Nezperce herald. (Nezperce, Idaho) 1900-1957, 1914-08-27

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continuing toys Of sheir own.
Thai the psople who In this day
and age continue to buy medicines
with which to build up broken down
constitution are forthwith set down as
a bunch of Ru5es.
That if men were as careful Of
their money as they are of that
contributed for church purposes,
there would be lot of more million
aires than there are nov.
That after all is said and done
there is nothing in the line of drinks
that hits the spot when you are real
thirsty like a dipper of cold, fresh
well water. Yes. we have tried i'll
That at the close of classical song
by visiting artist. Herald man
asked of a seat mate, ''what are
you applauding for7" "To show
how thankful ] am that it is over, ?"
came the pat reply.
That one German refuses to allow
French toast or English walnuts on
the dining table. sold the Russian
leather furniture. killed his boy pet
Belgian hares and discharged the
cook because her name was Sofia.
That the worst infection on this
country from the war is the return
from Y-rop of those social warts,
known as the idle rich. Their in
iuence on the morals and manners of
a people is debasing and pessilen-
tial.
That it cannot be denied that the
newspapers have succeeded in getting
this country into an awful war
and that as a result millions are
being slaughtered every day. The
cause is just and our strength is in
the Ay-swatter.
That the late Mrs. Woodrow VIII
son was one of the sweetest charact.
ers that ever graced the White House
and the example of her noble life,
filed with deeds Of charity among
the poor and oppressed will be fell
through ages to come.
That che who by he plow would
thrive, Himself must either hold or
drive, said poor Richard nearly
Two hundred years ago. The prin-
ciple still holds true, but instead Of
Two men to one pillow it is nos three {
or four plows to one man.
That we did pretty well with the
Mecican names, and manage to get
BY fairly we'll with the French, Ger
nan, Belgian, Holland and Servian
names but we dread the time when
he news dispatches will tell as of at
acks on the Russians at Petrosavod-
ikrepovetsk and vygeroserskoigodsk.
That more than dozen good re-
,ublicans have been overheard say
ng that they we're truly thankful to
kind Providence that Wilson is
resident instead Of Roosevelt.
iuess the good Lord knew what he \
ras up to when be paved the way to
Woodrow ascendency to the white
ouse.
That certain couple happily bat
OF long married. They never had
tilt until the other morning Mrs.
Iewlywed heard this conversation
$ her husband was going out the
ont door: nj
81 am introducing a brand new in 4
snticn," said an agent, "a com
med talking machine, carpet sweep
! and letter opener"
"Got one already, " said Mr.. New
wed abruptly, "pm married."
That in reply to the offer Of Can
Ia to furnish 100000 men TO aid
e English forces, the Germans Of
ew York and New England, it is
i'd, are quietly planning to keep
e Canucks busy at home. Already
is rumored that some Of them are
salthily threading their way
rough the Maine woods for an at
ok. If this should happen IT
'uld not be difficult to imagine SIM
II outbreaks in hundred different
calities.