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Hermanner Volksblatt. [volume] (Hermann, Mo.) 1875-1928, 1914-06-26

- @eIeser4Iid ieiner SO. sc.
burtstagsfeier bertbeiIte fiir3Iih Ser
Sarrter Midpoel Soonnap in gaIbapeI
County $200,000 an ieine adjt ain-
Der uro itarb nod ipenigett $ngen.
Dor 90 Sabren mar er mitteIIos ans
SrIm6 eingefpmtSert un6 erlparb lei.
mem mebr aIs $3.50, 900 betragemSen
&eidtbuuH oitrd Sormbetrieb.
Hermanner Volksblatt. [volume] (Hermann, Mo.) 1875-1928, 1914-06-26
Wir Iino ermdd)ti9t Germ
Senru 6. Strad

alS Sunbjoat iiir Ole re~puhii!ariidJc gtom.
nation our ggieocripobl iir ooS Amt pce
Solicitors iiir 5ascoraoe Gountp ansnici.
aen, unieriporien nct Gu.idleihurg Der
S%iimm9eber bel Ger JsrimGrluahI.
Hermanner Volksblatt. [volume] (Hermann, Mo.) 1875-1928, 1914-06-26
no frniaHil9t Netrr
8. W. Campbell

ais Ganoioai tiir Die republItaniidle Homi
nation Tir oao 2Imt oe6 Solicitors lin
'Sasconaoe Sountp an3G5tiacr, unierIpor
len Der Gniidlcibuna Der S%timmscber be-
Der 9Stimdrruabl.
Hermanner Volksblatt. [volume] (Hermann, Mo.) 1875-1928, 1914-06-26
Wir limb crmGdltiat 6errn
Souls Shsner

aIS Gdnoiont liir bic rcpublitauiidle go.
minutiou gum Imte oeS 6ouutpribiers Iir
ben n%orolid)en Ttitritt bon 5n5cenaoe
Sountp aI;n5ci9cn unterppricn Der Gnt'
ibciouns De- Siimmjebet hei Der primdr.
mahI.
Hermanner Volksblatt. [volume] (Hermann, Mo.) 1875-1928, 1914-06-26

aIs Sanoioat Iir Die republttaHii6e Homis
nation gum ulnte oes Sounipridlters tiir
ben %norolid)en Giitritt BON SaSconaoe
Sonnip an6u5ei9en, %unieriuorieu Der Snts
ibeiouns Der Sitrrmseber bel Der qrimdi'
nabl.
mir limb ermGd,ttot Serru
Hermanner Volksblatt. [volume] (Hermann, Mo.) 1875-1928, 1914-06-26
Sir Girenit Glcrf II. GceprScr.

gBir iiao crmd .ti8i .Oerrn
S. 6. Oanuier
aI6 Garoibat fir bic rcpubIifariidlc gIcmi
nation i,ir oao Int beS Circuit Glcrf unh
Rccotoer iiir Sax conace Gouutn ~or3usci'
gen iinterluorien Der GuiId,eioung Der
Stinmaebrr bel Der primdtiuobl,
gGir liuo crn,adliigt ocrrn
8. 81. @enBel
ais Sonoioat iiir bic rcpubl,FoniIdle Nomi
nation iir has vi oes Sircuit &icrt mte
ytecotocr iiir Susconaoe @oumip au3nSer
gen nnter'porien Der @%ntld,einun9 Der
SiinmScber bel Der Vrimirpoht.
Hermanner Volksblatt. [volume] (Hermann, Mo.) 1875-1928, 1914-06-26
Eir iino ermGhti9t perm
9ictor u. GiIber

ais Gauoioat iiir Die repubIitnnlid,e gomii
nation iIr Dos Amt oeS COLLECTORS iitr Sac,
eonaoc Gounip an3ujctgcn, untsrlporien fci
GutidIeiorH9 Der ~Stinnngcbcr bel Der 9'ri.
mGrmab,.
Hermanner Volksblatt. [volume] (Hermann, Mo.) 1875-1928, 1914-06-26
t~rmddltlat 0errn
SenrD 3aItroip

ais Sanoibat iir bic republitaniid I1omis
nation 5ur gDieperuabl iir oae 9Imt oes
Sountprid)ters fir ben notolidlen Giitritt
BON Sasconaor GouniD an3u3eiaen. miter-
f%porien Der Gntitciouns Der Stim.ageber
bel Der Yrin-rlpnbi.
Hermanner Volksblatt. [volume] (Hermann, Mo.) 1875-1928, 1914-06-26
6ir Gonntpridtcr fur Den n5rSliden
Siftrift.
mir fno ~ermddtist Germ
grrrit 8. Spener
grrit S. Soener

als Sanoioat iir bic republifanifte Ro.
mination Jun, Imte oeS Gouniprid1tero lur
ben norolid)eu Siittitt BON SaSconaDe
Sounip ansn3eisen. D%nteruoriea Der Gal.
iteibuns Der etimm9eber bel Der Yrimdr'
pnbl.
Hermanner Volksblatt. [volume] (Hermann, Mo.) 1875-1928, 1914-06-26

oils Saueioat iir be republifanlide Fos
minatlon 8um Nmte hes sountprid)ters iIr
ben noroliten 0litritt bon Sasconaoe
Sounip an5u5etaen, mieriporlen Der Gnt'
ideieunS Der StimmSeber bel Der Yrindr.
nabl.
Hermanner Volksblatt. [volume] (Hermann, Mo.) 1875-1928, 1914-06-26
Sir HcpraicntnEt.

g8ir Iinb ermddIti9t Germ
90. 6. 2angenberg
ais Sanoibut fir bic Republican Idle yomi.
nation aur Wicoerpahl iir oao sImt oee
Heproleu,nutcn in Der t1ats. yc9ielatur an.
5u5eiaen u%ntcriuorien Der Gntii,eioun9 Der
Siimmgeber bel Der primGripdbl.
Nir iiro ermddtiet GERM
aitgllit Meper
ala Ganoioat iiir Die republifaniid,e aomi.
nation fir pnS glmt oce Heprdicntanteu
in Der Sidnts'Eeo,oIotur anSuseioen, inter,
morien Der Gntid,ciouns Der etimmseber
bel Der prindriuabl.
Hermanner Volksblatt. [volume] (Hermann, Mo.) 1875-1928, 1914-06-26

Sronif9. Serr Unit elmer
rollitdnoisen @laBe): mir babsn Die
Weiber idon bel gu idoffsn gema6t
in meinem 2eben.
Srdulein: Man iiebt es, sic ba-
ben f6on oerb Saare Iafen miiFen.
Hermanner Volksblatt. [volume] (Hermann, Mo.) 1875-1928, 1914-06-26
Sir Gountb Goaeftur.
pir iiHo ermad1tist BERN
Sorer3 emo

ais Ganoibot iiir bic repubIitapide Romi,
NATION iilr ono amt oes Collectors iiit5ne.
6ounip ansuSei9en, u%rtermoIier ori
sntld,eiong Der Stimm9cte; bel Der S5ti-
.mGripohl.
Hermanner Volksblatt. [volume] (Hermann, Mo.) 1875-1928, 1914-06-26
SIR N~adlakridter.
Bir iiuo crmdd1ti9t iperru
@ernar0 9. 9arter

NNt TFU IHVUNTIVDI NNNKW
Bernard 9. 9arter
oils Ganoioat iir bic repubiitoniide Iomi.
nation sur Wieoerrunbl fiir oas 2lmt pes
sla%d)iabrid)terS iiir Saeconabe Gountp an.
au3eiaeu. u~nterlporfen Der GntldIeioung Der
Siinmsebtr bel Der primirmabl.
aDir iino ermddliiet Germ
Sbeo. @raf
alS @anbioai fir bic republitaniidle Nomis
nation iiir oaS Amt oeo Yad)laRridlter5 iiir
SaSconaoe County au3uSeigeu, unier,ppr.
len Der Gntiteionr8 Der Stimmeeber bel
DER 9rtmdripabl,
Hermanner Volksblatt. [volume] (Hermann, Mo.) 1875-1928, 1914-06-26
S~orftenber gountgridter.
@ir iuo ermddltist Germ
Sratf Snfelt

oils @anbioat fir bic republ.tanii6e gtcmi.
nation 3ur pieoerrpdbl Iir oas simt be s
SeriBer Der SoEnip Count iiir @nseonao c
Sonnip an5nietsen, ~uuterrporien Der Gnt,
id,eioin9 Der Snmm9ebsr ben Der primdrs
mnhi
Hermanner Volksblatt. [volume] (Hermann, Mo.) 1875-1928, 1914-06-26
Sris @aeoe

mir fino ermad1ttst berrn
Hermanner Volksblatt. [volume] (Hermann, Mo.) 1875-1928, 1914-06-26
s.. 81. W mpper

g9ir iino ermddtist perm
Hermanner Volksblatt. [volume] (Hermann, Mo.) 1875-1928, 1914-06-26

en- idr eoun'pasmtsr Wsroeu $500 berednet, Die i'm
Iron County register. [volume] (Ironton, Iron County, Mo.) 1867-1965, 1914-03-12
WATERY BLIsTERs ON FACE

Smithville, Ind.--"Six months ago
our baby girl, one year old, had q few
red pimples come on her face which
gradually spread causing her face to
become very irritated and a fiery red
color. The pimples on the child's face
were at first small watery blisters, just
a small blotch on the skin. She kept
scratching at this until In a few days
her whole cheeks were fiery red color
and instead OF the little blisters the
skin was cracked and scaly looking
and seemed to itch and burn very
much.
I'VE used a number of remedies
which seemed to give relief for a short
time then leave her face worse than
ever. Finally we got a cake Of Cuti-
cura Soap and a box Of Cuticura ONT
ment. washed the child's face with
very warm water and Cuticura Soap,
then applied the Cuticura. Ointment
very lightly. After doing this about
three times a day the itching and
burning seemed entirely gone In two
days time. Inside of two weeks time
her face seemed well. That was eight
months ago and there has been no re-
turn Of the trouble" (Signed) Mrs.
"A. X. Wooden, Nov. 4, 1912.
Cuticura Soap and Ointment sold
throughout the world. Sample of each
free, with s2-p. Skin Book. Address post
card "Cuticura, Dept. L, Boston."-Adv
Iron County register. [volume] (Ironton, Iron County, Mo.) 1867-1965, 1914-03-12
FLIES OVER THE slERRAs
First Time This Feat Has Been Accom-
piished-AvIator Goes Up
1000 Feet.

Los Angeles, Cal.-Silas Christoffer-
son OF San Francisco arrived in a BIZ
plane from Bakersfield, Cal, having
flown over the Tehachapi and Coast
Range mountains, which has resisted
all previous attempts Of aviators. In
crossing the Sierras Christofferson at
times went up 1000 feet, nearly 1000
feet above the highest peak. He made
the ITO miles in three hours and As
minutes.
Christofferson started to fly from
San Francisco to San Diego intending
to complete the trip In n day In at
tempting to pass over the mountains
he was driven back by high winds.
Christofferson equipped his biplane
with a more powerful motor and again
endeavored to fly over the mountains,
but the winds were too much for him.
He took q different route on his last
trip and made the fight without trou-
BILE.
Iron County register. [volume] (Ironton, Iron County, Mo.) 1867-1965, 1914-03-12
REALLY NOTHING OF MOMENT
Pathetic Message From Mrs. Young
husband Stirred No Feeling With
in Messenger Boy.

He was fretful and lonely, for his
wife had taken her first post-nuptial
trip away from him. She would be
away a whole week--a whole week OF
loneliness and anxiety. He pictured
her equally-even more-distressed at
the separation. Outside to accentuate
his misery, the rain streamed down in
an unending torrent. The wind
whistled a lugubrious wall as an ac-
compartment to his feelings, and the
thunder put in a few ~Well-chosen Or
chestral effects. The door bell began
to ring violently Just as the clock
struck two. Mr.. Younghusband lis
tened with mixed joy and fear. His
wife, perhaps. His eager ear heard
the j%anitor, sleepy and grumbling,
open the door. A messenger boy, drip
ping and soaked, stood without the
portal as the janitor unbolted the
door. He handed a saturated envelope
to the ianitor: "Mr. Younghusband?"
Anything Important" Nav, t amt
nothin'! A woman says her heart Is
breaktn' for him in Boston"
Iron County register. [volume] (Ironton, Iron County, Mo.) 1867-1965, 1914-03-12
Had II Concealed.

As a reward for good behavior
Johnny was allowed to come to the
dinner table when company was ex-
pected. He wanted to appear big, too,
SO he chose a low chair which brought
his mouth just to the top Of the table.
But he didn't mind this because 1t was
on a line with his plate and he was
not so likely to drop anything while
eating. He ate ravenously Of every
thing, having nothing to say to the
guests, as his mother had told him to
remember that good children are seen,
not heard. Finally, after dessert,
when there was a lull in the CONVEX
sation. he exclaimed:
Say, pop, you can't guess what I've
got under the table?"
mo, my son." said his father with
an indulgent glance. what is it,"
stomach ache!" shouted Johnny
gleefully.
Iron County register. [volume] (Ironton, Iron County, Mo.) 1867-1965, 1914-03-12

writes John II. Harris in the Chroni.
Gle. THE national pitso, or parlia.
ment, has brought together every ele-
ment in the nation and welded 1t into
O solid force, which now makes for
peace and progress. This parliament
meets annually in order that chiefs,
people and administrators may confer
upon all matters Of government.
while many tropical and sub-tropi-
cal territories are feeling acutely their
decreasing population, this little coun-
try, secure from the European ex-
ploiter and prospector, is multiplying
with extraordinary rapidity. In 1891
the population was 218, 1874 and in 1901
it had increased to 347,731, and in the
next decade, 1911, to something over
400,000-in 20 years it had nearly dou-
bled, and today Basutoland, with over
40 persons to the square mile. is the
most densely populated native ares in
the African continent"
Iron County register. [volume] (Ironton, Iron County, Mo.) 1867-1965, 1914-03-12
Notes and Beams.

George AIDE, over q cup of afternoon
tea with a group Of cynical bachelors
at the Chicago Athletic club, said:
Married men declare that theiI
wives can't keep a secret. but these
men themselves are Just as bad.
"A married man buttonholed me in
the billiard room an hour ago and told
me a frightful scandal.
Don't let this go any further.
George he ended.
"'No, certainly not said !. But how
did you happen to hear it?
"tOh, the wife, Of course he an
swered. She's just like all women
can't keep o secret"
Iron County register. [volume] (Ironton, Iron County, Mo.) 1867-1965, 1914-03-12

ing good health now and owe it all to
your remedies. I take pleasure in tell
ing my friends and neighbors about
them. Mrs. MATTE HALEY, 5O1 Col
guhone Street, Danville, Va.
No woman suffering from any form
Of female troubles should lose hope un-
til she has given Lydia E. Pinkham's
Vegetable Compound a fair trial.
This famous remedy, the medicinal
ingredients of which are derived
from native roots and herbs, has for
forty years proved to be a most valua-
BILE tonic and i~nvigorator Of the fe-
male organism. Women everywhere
bear willing testimony to the wonderful
virtue Of Lydia e. Pinkham's Vegeta-
BILE Compound.
Tf you have the slightest doubt
that Lydia e. PiRkham's Vegeta-
BILE COmpcundwiI help you, write
to Lydia e. Pinkham MedicineC Go.
CONFIDENTIAL Lynn, Mass, for adj
vice. Your letter will be opened,
read and answered by a woman
and held in strict confidence.
Iron County register. [volume] (Ironton, Iron County, Mo.) 1867-1965, 1914-03-12
Talked Enouah in Life.

An agent called on Mr.. Hoolihan
one morning and asked for a photo
graph of the lately departed Mrs.
Hoolihan.
You just let me have that photo
graph about two weeks" said the
agent, land I'll send you a life-size
portrait of Mrs. Hoolihan thatll be a
speaking likeness"
An expression of considerable APP
prehension appeared in Mr.. Hooli-
hans dim blue eyes, and he passed
his hand twice across his mouth with
a nervous gesture.
well, how, Oh don't know as that'd
be anyways NECESSARY" he replied,
in a whisper, "Oi1l jist have a pictu1
that shows her looks, widout amy
mechanical continuance to reproduce
her v'ice."-Illustrated Sunday Maya
zine.
Iron County register. [volume] (Ironton, Iron County, Mo.) 1867-1965, 1914-03-12
STOMACH HAS LONG MEMORY
But Here is Proof That There Are
Other Things Which Some People
ID Consider of Moment.

aIt's the fun dinner plate and the
glad hand that makes the assimilation
Of the foreigner a hasty matter in
America, according to Prof. E. A
Steiner.
The stomach has a long memory"
said he. eGiven a condition In which
three squares a day are furnished and
the assimilation problem is nine
tenths solved" is
But 1t isn't all a matter Of appetite
and supply, Steiner says. The other
tenth Of the solution lies in Americas
manners.
II saw some immigrants on q pier
in Italy waiting to take the steamer
for this country" said he. They had
been here before. That was evident
at a glance. So ! asked the man why
he was going back?
I'm Pittsburgh said he. de boss
he knock-a me on da should.
"""Hello, Mike" he say, "how's
Misses Mike and all da httla Mikes,
hey?"h
Now / gotta eooda home here. But
no one he knocka me on he should
and ask about my wife and da kids.
So / go back to Pittsburgh"
Iron County register. [volume] (Ironton, Iron County, Mo.) 1867-1965, 1914-03-12
A HOME RULE STATE
BasutoIand, South Africa, Has
No Debts; Lends Surplus. .
Rapid Increase III country's PopuIa-
ton May Help Solve Vexlno Prob
lem Of Labor-Is Secure
From ExpIoiters.

London.-The rising among the
Basutos at Jagersfontein draws at
tention to one OF the most remarkable
of the native races in South Africa.
Basutoland is q self-governing native
territory under the aegis of the Brit
ish row The spirit Of British pol
icy toward 1t was s~trikingly revealed
recently by Lord Gladstone when be-
fore thousands of Basutos he first
proclaimed Grifiths the future king,
and then, as the servant of King
George. saluted the new ruler Of the
Basutos.
Thirty years ago Great Britain
started upon the experiment of help
ing the Basuto nation to govern itself.
Today nc matter what test of progress
is applied to that country, half as
large again as Wales, the response is
conclusive. There is loyalty to the
crown, racial peace, national vitality,
religious amity and economic sta
bility.
The critics of 30 years ago pre-
dlcted disaster, and not without some
reason. The Beers had tried to con-
quer the Basutos and failed, British
expeditions ended in disaster, British
sovereignty was proclaimed and aban-
doned. The Orange Free State de-
clared wal against the Basutos and
received such a hot reception that
J. ftnIy hnI ~ rtxya nm Tho Tapn no r1io-
ment too tried to govern this distant
territory, but failed and abandoned
it. Then a new era dawned, the adj
ministration of Basutoland by the
Basutos and for the Basutos alone.
under the guidance of a British ad-
wiser.
The chancellor of the e%xchequer of
Basutoland must be a happy man, for
he has never faced a deficit. The
taxation in Basutoland is about four
sEillings six pence per capita per an
nun upon a population of 100000 and
every year the budget shows a sur
plus. The country has no debt, but
lends the realized surplus to other ma
tive territories or places large sums
on fixed deposits in the South Afri-
can bank. The accumulated surplus
standing to the credit of the Basuto
administration is more than $750,000
Before the commencement Of the
British experiment Of home rule I'M
der the Crown Basutoland was seldom
free from wars, rumors of wars and
tribal fights, which gravely p~rejudiced
the development of the country"
Iron County register. [volume] (Ironton, Iron County, Mo.) 1867-1965, 1914-03-12
unteuchee sdbieet.

In L'Esprit des Francois is an in
stance of the sharp, biting wit for
which Alexis Piron, the French cpl
grammatist, was famous.
A young author whose ability was
tby means equal to his conceit vas
idiscoursing at length upon the merits
of his work.
Il am tired of writing of that which
others write Of" he said. Il want to
create an original work, something
that no one has ever written about or
ever will write about"
Piron turned quickly to the speaker.
'"Why not write your OWE ~euIogy?"
he said.-Youth's Companion.
Iron County register. [volume] (Ironton, Iron County, Mo.) 1867-1965, 1914-03-12
First Life Insurance.

None of you, ! suppose, when you
sign the new Chronicle insurance
coupon, think of William Gibbons,
though you certainly ought to. For
William, who deserves to be better
known, was the first man to insure his
life. This policy was made in June,
1888, and was for the sum of 1883 Is
Sd, for IL months, 16 underwriters
dividing the risk. And this first pol
icy also produced the first insurance
law case, for when William died, in
the following May, the underwriters
attempted to maintain that II months
meant IL periods of 20 days, and had
to be taken into court before they
would pay up.-London Chronicle.
Iron County register. [volume] (Ironton, Iron County, Mo.) 1867-1965, 1914-03-12
Easiest Wav.

Mrs. Newlywed-That table seems
awfully rickety. Why, it creaks if you
put your nand on II.
Shopkeeper-Well, that's all the
style, ma'am, It's built that way on
purpose. You can't read an account
of fashionable dinner parties without
noticing how the tables groaned under
the weight of the d~elicacies. Better
take this one, ma'am.
Iron County register. [volume] (Ironton, Iron County, Mo.) 1867-1965, 1914-03-12
LiteralIv Correct.

The teacher had noticed something
queer about the rendering of a certain
line Of a hymn frequently used in
morning school. One morning she de-
termined to get to the bottom of the
mystery. Listening intently, she
traced the popularity to Johnny.
Sing it by yourself, Johnny" she
commanded. Johnny did so, and in
stead of the line Weak and sinful
though we be-" he gave as his render
ing, eve can sing, full though we be-"
His chubby appearance might be
taken as evidence of the probability
of his assertion.
Iron County register. [volume] (Ironton, Iron County, Mo.) 1867-1965, 1914-03-12
Saskatchewan Improved Farm Equipped sacs el1sEyg
Y3yJIN 5Ys p 5es sxs
Couldn't Help 1t.

A little girl had just been dressed
in clean clothes, and went out to play.
In a short time she came back Gov
cred with dirt. Her mother was much.
put out, and asked her how she came
to be so dirty.
well mother" she said, ISN'T I
made of dirt?"
Yes, dear, but what has that to do
with it?"
well you know, mother, 1t win
keep working out"
Iron County register. [volume] (Ironton, Iron County, Mo.) 1867-1965, 1914-03-12

"a fellow told me today" confided
Mr.. DTppie, that I didn't know enough
to pound sand. He said that l was
the blamedest idiot he ever saw. Now,
what do you think of that?"
II think it was dreadfully tactless
of him." exclaimed Miss Keene, indig-
nantly.
Iron County register. [volume] (Ironton, Iron County, Mo.) 1867-1965, 1914-03-12
caruso's SOUR Throw Hin.

New York.-Enrico Caruso fell
sprawling on the stage In the second
act Of 1.-THE Girl OF the Golden West"
when his spur got tangled with the
blanket worn by Miss Destinn, the
heroine. A minute passed before the
tenor got untangled
Iron County register. [volume] (Ironton, Iron County, Mo.) 1867-1965, 1914-03-12
Left Mr.. Brown Thinking.

Bobby think | like you better than
any of the fellows who come to see my
sister, Mr.. Brown.
Mr.. Brown-That's good hearing,
Bobby. Why do you like me the best?
Bobby-Because Sis always let's me
stay around and hear what you say.
Iron County register. [volume] (Ironton, Iron County, Mo.) 1867-1965, 1914-03-12
o,Rourka,a Latfn Seal.

Joe Villas says that some n has
put something over on Tom o'Rourke,
the fight promoter.
HE picked out a seal with which to
stamp the tickets issued to the Ma
tional Sporting club" said Villas. ION
1t is the Latin motto:
"'Prae omnia Taurus
"Of which a free translation is: Be
fore everything else, the BULL"
Iron County register. [volume] (Ironton, Iron County, Mo.) 1867-1965, 1914-03-12

do you think it's always necessary
to send q girl to college, professor. to
give her q proper understanding?
well, sometimes nature has obvt
ated the necessity"
Iron County register. [volume] (Ironton, Iron County, Mo.) 1867-1965, 1914-03-12
Lnsurmountahle Barrier.

Friend-"We've come to e If We
can't persuade you and Bob to make
it up even at this late hour" Fair
Prospective Divorcee-Simply inn
possible-why, I've got the very
Quickest gown for the occasion"
Iron County register. [volume] (Ironton, Iron County, Mo.) 1867-1965, 1914-03-12
What $40 DID
FOR THIS WOMAN
The Price She Paid for Lydia.
E.Pinkham'sV Vegetable om-
pound Which Brought
Good Health.
Danville, Va" have only spentte
dollars on your medicine and ! feel 80

much better IMAM
did when the doctor
was treating me. 1
don't suffer any
bearing down pains
at all now and ! sleep
well. / cannot say
enough for Lydia E.
Pinkham's Vegeta-
BILE Compound and
Liver Pills as they
have done so much
forme. | am enjoy
Iron County register. [volume] (Ironton, Iron County, Mo.) 1867-1965, 1914-03-12

Have you one of these patent lunch
boxes that look like a camera?"
I'VE have. But the swagger thing
now in lunch carriers is an imitation
automobile tire"
Iron County register. [volume] (Ironton, Iron County, Mo.) 1867-1965, 1914-03-12

Some men seem able to govern
themselves by nature, and others get
married. ~
There is usually a way to get around
any kind of rule.
Iron County register. [volume] (Ironton, Iron County, Mo.) 1867-1965, 1914-03-12
Icruel..

Il don't know whether to be a suf-
fragist or an anti. / guess there's
much to be said on both Sides"
Naturally. There are ONE on
both sides, aren't there?"
Iron County register. [volume] (Ironton, Iron County, Mo.) 1867-1965, 1914-03-12
The IlmIt

They say he is extremely stingy."
Yes; he wouldn't even entertain
other peoples opinions."5-Town Top
les.
Iron County register. [volume] (Ironton, Iron County, Mo.) 1867-1965, 1914-03-12

He-Oh, yes. | have a book y'know
that | put down my thoughts in every
night
Shell see. Sort Of blank book. ]
suppose.
Iron County register. [volume] (Ironton, Iron County, Mo.) 1867-1965, 1914-03-12
Not AZ Home.

Jailer Ito debtor In prison)-One of
our creditors wants to speak to you.
Debtor-Tell him I'm out.-Pele
Mele
Iron County register. [volume] (Ironton, Iron County, Mo.) 1867-1965, 1914-03-12
Old Order Channes

Housewife (reading in her grand
mothers cherished cook book)-"Poor
Mans Cake.-Take seven eggs"
(Stops suddenly and closes the book.)
Iron County register. [volume] (Ironton, Iron County, Mo.) 1867-1965, 1914-03-12

A popular neighbor is n who lis
tens to our troubles without insisting
on telling his.
Iron County register. [volume] (Ironton, Iron County, Mo.) 1867-1965, 1914-03-12

Every man ought to know at least
as much about his W business al
he does about the other fellows.
Iron County register. [volume] (Ironton, Iron County, Mo.) 1867-1965, 1914-03-12

Your family Doctor can't do more for
your cough than Deans M~entholated
Cough Drops; "they cure"-5c at Druggists.
Iron County register. [volume] (Ironton, Iron County, Mo.) 1867-1965, 1914-03-12
lis Definition.

whats a stage wait, par"
E" don't know exactly, sen, but
guess it's the heavy man."