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Oxford Democrat. [volume] (Paris, Me.) 1833-1933, 1914-07-07
Luck.

Luck.
A King once said to minister, "Do
you believe in luckT
az do" said the minister.
"Can you prove it," asked the king.
Eyes. can"
So one night he tied up to the cell
ing of q room a bag containing peas
mixed with diamonds and let In two
men. one of whom believed IN LUCK
and the other in human effort alone
The one who believed In luck quietly
laid himself down on the ground on
his blanket; the other after dme
found the bag and. feeling In the dars
the peas and stones. ate the peas and
threw the diamonds to his companion
saying, There are the stones for your
idleness."
The man below received them in his
blanket.
In the morning the king and I'M
minister came and told each man e
keep what he had found. The man wht
believed in trying got the peas whicf
be had eaten; the other got the Ola
monds.
The minister then said. "Sire. there
may. you see. be luck, but 1t Is MS rare
~ peas mixed with diamonds. 80 le
none hope to live by luck. Eastern
| Fable.
Oxford Democrat. [volume] (Paris, Me.) 1833-1933, 1914-07-07
Our Oldest Religious Magazine.

Oldest of all religious magazines In
\merica Is the Sailors Magazine,
,ubliShcd 10y the American Seamen's
friend society. New York. Started in
S2S, 1t has appeared without inter
upton ever since. Its monthly issue
has been printed by the same family
rom father to son for seventy-five or
eighty years. For sixty years its cover
was unaltered. In this magazine ap
peared for the first time the world IA
nous hymn. Jesus, Saviour. Pilot
Me-" 1t was written by L. Hopper
then pastor Of the little old Church OF
the Sea and Land. It's editice still stand
ing, but almost unknown to this gen
Grafton of New Workers. Colonel
Roosevelt's first speech. made When
he was boy, is also recorded here
Romances are traceable through it,
pages-true stories Of adventure. hero
ism and tragedy that make up the life
Of the sea.-New York Post.
Oxford Democrat. [volume] (Paris, Me.) 1833-1933, 1914-07-07
The much needed rain has come

The much needed rain has come.
Good weather for the growing crops
Allison Brown has bought an auto
mobile.
Mrs. w. W. Goodridge and adopted
daughter are visiting Mrs. G. B. Mills.
Mrs. Maude NJ. O'Reilly closed hel
school on Flat Street Friday.
1t will pay to wait little later thar
usual before beginning haying.
Albert ID. Park of South Paris sold thu
goods from the Holt buildings Tuesday
Mr.. and Mira. Edward Lapham ant
little son Of Albany visited L. D. Grover
and family Tuesday.
Ellery c. Park of Bethel Hill is set
thing the estate Of the late Mrs. Vienns
Holt, and has sold the store to q Mr.
Douglass.
Mrs. Mary A. Lapbam Of Oxford came
here on Monday last to care for her sis
ter, Mrs. Hattie A. Grover, who is grad
ually failing.
A large number from Bethel and al
adjoining towns and some from New
Hampshire and Massachusetts,, we're II
this village Tuesday afternoon to attend
the auction sale of household goods, ano
the crowd would probably have beer
larger had the weather been pleasant.
Oxford Democrat. [volume] (Paris, Me.) 1833-1933, 1914-07-07
North Buckfield.

Mrs. N. A. Sturtevant and daughter
Josephine of South Royalton, VT,
are with her father, B. F. Heald.
Mr.. and Mrs. c. M. Keene have been
Visiting in Hebron.
E. D. Heald has sold the Col. White
farm to Mr.. wilkins of Jay and N. E
Bessey.
Mrs. Frank Davis will be away FOR thu
month of July.
A. E. Holmes, University of Maine, Ii
at home for the summer vacation.
F.E. Warren has traded an anto with
Roy Briggs for his team. He has also
sold an auto recently.
Roger Clapp of Salem, Mass, has ar
rived for the summer.
Mrs. Cyrus Twitchell of Norway hal
been visiting at P. c. Heald's.
Mrs. Florinda Farrar Of West Sumner
is at B. s. Records.
Oxford Democrat. [volume] (Paris, Me.) 1833-1933, 1914-07-07
uaw Attraction Acts.

Attraction acts very curiously. Thus
II there were q man In the moon and
II he were like the men on the earth
he would I've able to leap over three
stored house with us much ease u
an ordinary jumper springs over
three foot fence. in consequence OF the
forces of attraction being much less
at the moons surface than Mt the
earth's. An elephant there would be
as light footed as the deer here. A
boy throwing stones might easily land
them In an adjoining county. On the
other hand. the reverse OF all this
would happen in Jupiter and Saturn
They being so much greater than tn
earth. their attraction would 80 I'm
pede locoinotion that man wou'e
scarcely be able to crawl, and large
animals would be crushed by theil
own weight.
Oxford Democrat. [volume] (Paris, Me.) 1833-1933, 1914-07-07
Shoeless Horses.

While experiments are being made
to produce horseshoe suited to mod
ern roads. writes correspondent.
wonder whether anybody remember
the book written by the Rev. J. q
Wood. the famous naturalist. In which
tile argument was put forward thai
horses should not be shod mt all. IL,
declared that the hoof could adapt 1t
self to any kind of land surface. tina
although 1t would become soft wher
the horse was out on grass land i
hardened when the pasture was stony
or pebbiy, and that the practice Of
mailing on shoes and pairing away the
frog" or sole of the hoof was clum
sy and useless expedient. He gave u!
proof photographs Of the hoofs OF
horse driven shoeless by doctor who
had city practice. Manchester Guard
inn
Oxford Democrat. [volume] (Paris, Me.) 1833-1933, 1914-07-07
Locke's Mills.

The mon employed in the spool mill
begin work at half.past six In the morn
ing and do not work Saturday after.
moons.
Miss Winnie Maxim 10 at home from
Bridgton Academy for the summer vaca.
ton.
A party Of young people from Paris
were at Camp Echo" over Sunday.
Mr.. and Mrs. Edwin NJ. Rowe OF ia
maica, N. Y, are at "Beachenrowe" for
the summer.
Miss Esther Littlefisld spent the day
Tuesday with Mrs. Abbie Trask.
Dan Foster and family Of East Bethel
were at David Fosters Sunday.
Mr.. and Mrs.. G. W. Q. Perham spent
Sunday at Dudley Cottage.
Mrs. Charles Day 10 visiting relatives
In Lewiston and Auburn.
Oxford Democrat. [volume] (Paris, Me.) 1833-1933, 1914-07-07
Wilson's Mills.

F.P. Flint was In town Monday night
and attended tho funeral Of bis cousin,
L B. York. at the lower church Tues
day, Rev. Mr.. Hooper Of Colebrook off
ciating.
David York came down from the Par
macheenee region to attend the funeral
OF bis nephew, L. B. York.
c.. Wilson 10 hauling supplies for
Sturtevant & Macdonald.
Mrs. 8. A. Pickett has been guest OF
her niece, Mrs. Gretta Wilson, the past
week.
Fred Shaw and Elwyn Storey have
taken pulp job Of Sturtevant on the
public lot.
Mrs. John Olson, who has been away
visiting her daughter at Enrol, came
home Friday.
E. s. Bennett made trip to Rangeley
and back during the week.
N. Epstein was up from Berlin with
bis usual assortment Of dry goods.
Oxford Democrat. [volume] (Paris, Me.) 1833-1933, 1914-07-07
Hiram.

Married in Hiram. June 20. by Rev.
DR.. Asher Anderson of Randolph, Mass,
Mr.. Howard A. Tabor of Providence,
r. l., and Miss Minnie q. Pike, daugh.
ter of John B. Pike, Esq. DR.. Anderson
was formerly pastor of the Hiram Con-
gregstional church.
In the thunder shower of Wednesday
evening, lightning struck an elm about
forty feet from the house Of Eli G.
Wadsworth. 1t killed . hen and some
chickens, and plowed q deep furrow
some distance toward the barn, and en-.
tered the ground.
Hon. Chas. Rankin is again In Ill
health.
Mrs. Arvilla Spring is visited by her
son, Fred C. of Portland, her daughters,
Miss Florence B., teacher in Westtrook
high school, and Miss Annie NJ, teach.
er of stepograpby at Calais.
Oxford Democrat. [volume] (Paris, Me.) 1833-1933, 1914-07-07
Maine News Notes.

About half a mile of the water front OF
Long Island, Portland harbor, including
the Granite Spring Hotel, was burned
Sunday night, the 2Sth ul,.
The Machias boys and girls are to have
. playground. For this purpose the Vii
lsge Improvement and Benevolent Soci
ETY. has purchased field Of eight acres
which will provide ample room for ten
mis- court, baseball diamond and Other
games.
The Savage Manufacturing Co. al
Skowhegsn, with capital Of $500, 900
10 to engage in q unique business, max
lug paper for box liniugs from old black
cotton stockings and newspapers. Thi,
10 the only business of the kind in the
United States.
While trying to remove a hand cal
from the Maine Central track at North
Belgrade on the 2Sth ult., Samuel Y
Spaulding of Belgrade Depot, aged 81
years, was struck by freight train and
injured so that he died an hour later
He leaves q wife and one child.
The II. L. Brown granite quarries il
Hallowell, which have not been worked
for some time, have been reopened, 8
contract having been received to furnish
stone for . large bank building In
Bridgeport. Conn. About one hundred
skilled workmen will be employed, and
the job will keep this force busy for q
year.
Frank MCGEE of Bangor, foreman Of
the West Branch drive, has arrived
from Chesuncook Lake, where be made
. record for the drive, taking II from
Penobscot brook, the starting point, to
TideWater at Chesuncook Lake which /,
the end of the West Branch drive proper
in 80 days and 1.-TWO lunches," which
means 32 days and two-thirds Of . day
Never before In the history Of log driv
ing on the West Branch has the drive
been made in such quick time a. that.
Oxford Democrat. [volume] (Paris, Me.) 1833-1933, 1914-07-07
tronieal.

Don't knock OH the glass with your
hand-yOu might hurt 1t. Use n sledge
hammer" That's the irouic notice to
be read OH the window Of Bronx
vermin extcrminator's shop. Inside
the window are three or four ferrets
trained to hunt rats. Before the shoI
owner put the sign on the window tap
ping OH the glass to arouse the ferrets
was one of the favOrite sports Of the
neighbOrhOOd.- York Tribune.
Oxford Democrat. [volume] (Paris, Me.) 1833-1933, 1914-07-07
Keep Your Temper.

Which Of all the domestic virtues is
most essential to a happy married lifei
The ability to keep ones temper. be
yond all question.
There is nothing which lends NOR,
to misery. not only for Its possessor
but also for those about him, than an
ungovernable and unreasonable TEN
per- No one Is worse to live with than
AN Ill tempered man. except perhaps
an Ill tempered woman.
Bad tempered people completely spoil
the lives Of those who associate will
them. The feeling Of strain Is ever
present. One never knows just wheE
the storm will break, although appar
emily the weather. metaphorically. Is
"set fair" Life in these circumstances
Is burden almost beyond bearing.
Oxford Democrat. [volume] (Paris, Me.) 1833-1933, 1914-07-07
East BrOWnfleld.

The long looked for rain has come,
filling wells and springs which were be-
ginning to feel the drouth.
Miss Fuller, q missionary from the
Bible Society, 10 canvassing the villages,
as Is the custom every seventh year.
The remote places will be visited later
by another missionary with carriage.
The roll call Of the church, which was
to have been held this Thursday even
ing. has been postponed on account OF
the rain.
The campers bound for the Cobb camp
in Denmark arrived in full force Tuesday
and Wednesday In autos and a. many
carriages, all loaded, we're not sufficient
to transport them. On Wednesday sew
eral autos made two trips.
The prospect is good for q quiet Fourth
Of July.
Oxford Democrat. [volume] (Paris, Me.) 1833-1933, 1914-07-07
Here and There.

Ii has often been said that man few
years out of college could not pass the
entrance examinations. An investiga-
ton recently conducted in An American
city indicates that the average man
couldn't pass even the elementary school
examinations. In the investigation,
number of men of various professions
and occupations, but Of standing and pc,
sition in the community, were examined
in the studies now pursued in the grades
below the high school, and none OF them
passed satisfactory examination. This
statement which is given in the report OF
the investigation Is in general not at all
surprising. But there is one surprising
feature Of it. namely, that the best can,
didate in spelling got percentage OF
only 80. And there was an editor in the
list, at that
Oxford Democrat. [volume] (Paris, Me.) 1833-1933, 1914-07-07
Greenwood.

Farmers used to say there were two
kinds of weather wanted In their season,
first, grass weather till 1t was done grow
ing, and then good hay weather until 1t
was harvested. We are having the
former at present though rather late.
and grass on new ground is just boom
ing, while on old fields 1t is nearly done
growing and light.
Our Sunday company and callers were
Chas. A. Durham OF Mason, Walter
Morgan and wife of Norway, and Harry
Swift, together with Frank Bennett OF
Locke's Mills. Mrs. Whitman remained
about here, visiting when it rained and
picking plums when 1t didn't, until
Tuesday, when she returned home with
several cans OF that finest OF small fruit.
That seems to include the principal
locals for the week and now for glance
at few events of forty years ago, when
living at Bryant's Pond. While working
on the road there was found large
amount of blasting to do, and it 80 hap.
pened that Stephen Rowe and myself
were the two men selected for the work,
he to hold the drill, and myself to drive
it into the granite.
A year or two before leaving the place
we we're at work on town line hill, 40 call.
ed where ledge cropped out too near the
road, and Mr.. Rowe and myself were &c.
lected to break off three feet of 1t thus
making tho road so much the wider.
After while We began to talk about
the hole being deep enough, but he
thought best to 90 an inch or two deeper
90 as to make success OF 1t which we
did, and the blast was complete.
Although that event occurred more
than forty years ago, one half of that
drill hole is still there, and never do w
20 by the place without thinking of Mr.
Rowe's motto, "If you would be success
full 20 through" But be passed ovel
the river some time ago, also his son, A.
L. Rowe, who was then highway survey
or, together with the most If not all the
crew except one.
The good grass weather still contin
ues, July2.
Oxford Democrat. [volume] (Paris, Me.) 1833-1933, 1914-07-07
Not a Regular.

The tall blond has Mrs. Malaprop
backed of the map when 1t comes to
reckless handling Of the queens Eng
lish.
my cousin. lgnatz. has Joined the
navy" she confided to her friend.
SIS he a regular sailorT' asked thu
short brunette.
mot yet" replied the tall blond
HE Is Just sub marine. ! guess
Youngstown Telegram.
Oxford Democrat. [volume] (Paris, Me.) 1833-1933, 1914-07-07
East Sumner.

The quarterly meeting of the Oxford
Baptist Association met at East Sumner
last week, and was we'll attended and
very interesting. Meals were served
free to all in the vestry, and the social
hours passed away pleasantly. The at
tendance outside of the locality was
good, and there was no lack Of speakers
able to interest the audience. In brief,
it was happy occasion to all present.
Rev. L. n. Robinson of Philadelphia Ia
In the vicinity on his annual visit. He
honors and loves the old homestead, and
always extends hsarty greeting to
every one he ever knew.
For an agreeable change the place was
free from the usual cloud OF dust on two
or three days last week. The rain was
much needed.
Oxford Democrat. [volume] (Paris, Me.) 1833-1933, 1914-07-07
Avau.t. Man Without-Soul !

The Querulous, squeakipg call note of these
birds 10 not q particularly pleasant sound for
persons to hear nor 10 the booming sound that
the male makes during the mating and breeding
season. by dropping "a Idly through the air.
letting the wind rush through the stin feathers
Of It's wing.-Writer on the night hawk, In
Springfield Republican.
Go to, thou man who hast not the true
love Of nature In thee. Canst thou In
fancy recall the distance-softsned
"Pete!" Of the night hawk in the upper
air, or the "Boomr" like far-away gun,
and not have before thee In thy mind's
eye the picture Of the calm summer even
ing, when the dusk 10 gathering and all
the world Is beautiful
And dost thou not understand that to
the receptive ear, while the song Of the
thrush 10 heavenly music, the shrilling
Of the frog 10 only less sweet, and even
the rsucous voice Of the owl 10 mellowed
and glori6ed BY it, associations?
Not particularly pleasant, indeed !!
Dost thou not know that to him who
hath tho love Of nature In him, there are
nc sounds In the great outdoors that are
not full Of divine significance? HE thee
10 the woods and learn!
Oxford Democrat. [volume] (Paris, Me.) 1833-1933, 1914-07-07
West Bethel.

"There's something wrong when folks begin
A fndin' ouiy woe an sin
Within this good OIL world OF ours,
So full Of pictures. song an flowers,-
So full of friendship. love an peace
Their hinges p'raps are needtn' grease
Or, mebbe their whole gates unhung,
Or by one rusty hinge Is swung.
"For nv part, find friends enough,
An love an Kindness. an aich stuff.
To make me glad, right through an through,
AS can wish, for fifty.two
Weeks In the year. an cant see
Why others can't as well as me!
Yes, there's screw loose somewhere, sure,
When folks begin to fret. and slur
This grand old world Of ours, an see
Nothin' but sim an miseryF'
Oxford Democrat. [volume] (Paris, Me.) 1833-1933, 1914-07-07
Dlckyale.

Mrs. Elmer Farrar has returned home
from visit at Rumford.
Win Dixon Is stopping at Ben Love
joys home.
David Chenery has finished work for
Ernest Sturtevaut.
Mabel Richardson has finished her
school at East Peru and Is now at her
home.
The doctor was called Saturday for
James Tyler. .
Florence Shaw from Buckfeld is visit
ing her parents, Mr.. and Mrs. j. G. Wy
man.
Oscar Putnam has finished work at
East Peru.
Strawberries are plentiful in this vicin'
ity.
Elson Hammond was in town Sunday.
Oxford Democrat. [volume] (Paris, Me.) 1833-1933, 1914-07-07
Albany ".

Mr.. Morrilrs cook and wife have gone
home to Bangor to do their haying.
A nice rain W are having. Needed 1t
very much.
Arthur Cross 10 having hard time
with sore on bis leg. Two doctors
lanced II Tuesday.
Mr.. Morrill, has bis board saw and
planer running, and 10 soon going to
turning bowels.
Mr.. Files and family are stopping
with Mrs. Files parents, Mr.. and Mrs.
Asa Remission.
School closed this week at the Town
House.
Oxford Democrat. [volume] (Paris, Me.) 1833-1933, 1914-07-07
West Sumner.

Rev. and Mrs. G. w. F. Hill OF Paris
Hill are guests Of the Geo. c. Vests.
d. Il. Chandler and family Of Brock.
ton, Mass, are visiting at Horatio Chand'
ler's for the Fourth, when Mr.. Chandler
will return to Brockton, but Mrs. Chand.
Ter and two daughters will board with
Mrs. Elsie Barrows for the summer.
There was q large attendance at the
wedding reception and dance Of Mr.. and
Mrs. Herbert Bisbee on Wednesday even.
ing.
Ell. Beck and family of Livermore
Falls spent Sunday at William R. GLOW.
er's.
Oxford Democrat. [volume] (Paris, Me.) 1833-1933, 1914-07-07
Noond." replied the student.
SHAKING Hands,

Cheerful Idiot was quite excited
lust now seeing two men shake hands
Johnson What can there possibly be
exciting about the simple ceremony
Of handshaking? Cheerful Idiot-Oh
each man had his hand doubled uE
and was shaking It under the Other
fellows nose!-LOndOn Telegraph.
Oxford Democrat. [volume] (Paris, Me.) 1833-1933, 1914-07-07
lInIs.. 1hey Are Helrssses.

Its hard to lose beautiful dnugh'
ter" said the wedding guest sympa.
thetically.
"Its blame sight harder to lose the
honIely ones" replied the old man who
had several yet TO go.-Boston Tran
lcriDt
Oxford Democrat. [volume] (Paris, Me.) 1833-1933, 1914-07-07
At Outs With Webster.

Professor ", one Of the old school.
always objected to the pronunciation
Of wound" rs though 1t were spelled
"woond." One day he stopped stu
dent In the middle Of IL reading with.
How do you pronounce that word.
sir?"
"Woond." replied the student.
The professor gave him sharp look
and said. II have never foond any
groond for giving 1t that soond. SIR
Boston Transcript.
Oxford Democrat. [volume] (Paris, Me.) 1833-1933, 1914-07-07
East Waterford.

Mrs. Eliza West Of Wells 10 tho gues'
of her cousin, j. E. McIntire.
Geo. b. Keeue, Sidney S. Hall, and
Willie Keeue went to Twin Mountain, N
a., to attend the funeral of Chester
Brown.
Mrs. Sylvia Kilbourne and three boyi
Of Brooklyn, N. Y, are with her broth
or, William 81. Chsdbourne.
Miss Gladys Merrill, daughter Of Leon
8. Merrill of the University OF Maine, II
spending . week at L. E. McIntire's.
Lewis Merrill 10 working for l.. <
McIntire.
Oxford Democrat. [volume] (Paris, Me.) 1833-1933, 1914-07-07
What MIGHT Have Been,

First Suburbnnite-Do you enjoy 60
ing into Newcomers wonderful garden!
Second Suburbanite-No: everything
In it is so exasperatingly perfect that
I can't have the fun Of saying. III you
had followed my advice It would have
been better."-Exchange.
Oxford Democrat. [volume] (Paris, Me.) 1833-1933, 1914-07-07
NMade His Mark.

"Well. young DR.. Slicer has made
bis mark already. hasn't he?"
Eyes; did It on his first case"
"Great Scott. Whit did he dor
"VaccInntpd him"
Oxford Democrat. [volume] (Paris, Me.) 1833-1933, 1914-07-07
NEW ADVERTISEMENTS.

Blue Stores.
Our showing for Summer Furnishings, Etc.
Mems Summer weArables.
New Harness.
Probate Appointments.
T. L. Merchant 4 Co.
Thomas Smiley.
Fine Table Peas.
Grass for Sale.
Oxford Democrat. [volume] (Paris, Me.) 1833-1933, 1914-07-07

ST wish I could impress upon your
m,.ds An some way the necessity of
paying attention To the little things In
eonAsction with road work. Chiq En-
o,neer Sargent al state rood conrension.
Oxford Democrat. [volume] (Paris, Me.) 1833-1933, 1914-07-07
West Paris.

The next meeting OF West Paris Grange
will be held on tho evening Of July 18th
1t 7:S0 O'Clock. Degree work ID expect
cd. All are asked TO ssspond to roll call
with "Comfort suggestions for July
days." There will also be helpful die.
cussion, and paper on "A well-ordered
household" Music will add TO the
evenings entertainment. Be prepared
to tell how the grange can be OF great
est public benefit
Mrs. A. c. Curtis is visiting Mrs. Ros-
coo Tuell.
Mrs. Anna Morse and lady friend are
guests of Mrs. Morse's sister-in-law, Mrs.
Anna Young.
Mrs. Alice Higgins and little daughter
Janet, of New Hampshire. are visiting
Mrs. Higgins' sisters, Mrs. c. A. Bacon
and Mrs. Harry Rowe.
Mrs. D. A. Coburn and daughter
Helen were In Augusta Thursday.
Mrs. b. a. Wardwell and family are
visiting her parents, Mr.. and Mrs. G. NJ.
Irish, Buckfield.
Leslie Barrows of Phillips is visiting
bis parents, Mr.. and Mrs. e. r. Barrows.
Miss Alice Barden is suffering from q
sprained ankle.
A successful celebration was held Sat
urday. The streets and grounds were
thronged with people and automobiles.
Dinner was served Ut The two halls to
about one thousand people. Hebron
band played during the day, and Shaw's
Orchestra for dancing afternoon and
evening. No signs Of drunkenness were
observed. The committee reports are
not all in, but it is thought about two
hundred dollars will be cleared for the
public library. The ball game between
West Paris and Bryant's Pond was won
BY West Paris, 10 to a. A portion OF the
prizes are az follows:
Best local hit 10 parade, Allan Cole,
| 50 90.
Worst looking team or float-Lorenzo
and Iona Littleha1e, 50 90.
Tug of War-Psris and Woodstock,
Sumner and Greenwood, Greenwood
won.
Potato race-Russell Adams, 80 90;
Ellsworth Curtis, 81 90.
Obstacle race-Roy Perham, $500:
Harold Perham, 50 90.
Three-legged race -Andrews and Hos.
mer, SO 90; Perham and Doughty. 81 90
Pig on slippery pole over river, won
by Roscoe Doughty after much exercise.
Fat mans race, 200 pounds aud over
Allan Cole, 81 90; Dana Dudley, loo
Oxford Democrat. [volume] (Paris, Me.) 1833-1933, 1914-07-07
TAKING q Walk.

81 took a long walk yesterday" said
Boreman as he collapsed into seat at
Busyman's desk.
"Take another. old man." suggested
Busyman. It'll do us both good"
Oxford Democrat. [volume] (Paris, Me.) 1833-1933, 1914-07-07
Sns 1hinu Left.

Elderly Uncle-Spent your entire pa.
trimony, have you. Archibald? Gone
through everything? Scapegrace Neph-
ew-Yes. uncle; everything but the
bankruptcy court
Oxford Democrat. [volume] (Paris, Me.) 1833-1933, 1914-07-07
unoalIant Svuoestion,

what makes you think II should be
Mother instead Of Father Time?"
"Well. you know. time will tell."-
Buffaio Express.