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Goldsboro weekly argus. [volume] (Goldsboro, N.C.) 191?-19??, 1914-12-10
Dependency Due to Indigestion.

1t is not at all surprising that per-
sons who have indigestion become dis
couraged and Respondent. Here are a
few words of hope and cheer for them
by Mrs. Blanche Bowers, Indiana, Pa.
For years my digestion was SO poor
that 1 could only eat the lightest foods
I tried everything that / heard of to
get relief, but not until about a year
ago when Isaw Chamberlain's Tablets
advertised and got a bottle of them,
did I find the right treatment. / soon
began to improve, and since taking a
few bottles Of them my digestion is
fne." For sale by all dealers.
Goldsboro weekly argus. [volume] (Goldsboro, N.C.) 191?-19??, 1914-12-10
FOR RENT.

Desirable Groom house on E. Wal
nut street extension. All modern con-
veniences.
Two, 7-room houses on E. Chestnut
street. All modern co~nveniences.
Groom house on Virginia street. ALI
modern conveniences.
Groom house on Elm street, be
tween John and Centre streets.
broom house on Slocumb street,
Desirable Groom house on E. Holly
st. City water, large garden.
Apply to
N. E. BRADFORD.
Phone 155. National Bank Bldg.
Goldsboro weekly argus. [volume] (Goldsboro, N.C.) 191?-19??, 1914-12-10
State OF Ohio, City Of Toledo,
Lucas County.-ss.


Frank J. Cheney makes oath that he
is senior partner OF the Arm OF r. J
Cheney & Co., doing business In the
City OF Toledo. County and State afore
said, and that said firm will pay the
sum Of ONE HUNDRED DOLLARS
for each and every case of Catarrh
that cannot be cured by the use OF
HALLS CATARRH CURE.
FRANK J. CHENEY.
Sworn to before me and subscribed
In my presence, this 9Th day of De.
cember, A. D. 1885.
(SeaD A. W. GLEASON,
Notary Public.
Halls Catarrh Cure is taken intern.
ally and acts directly upon the blood
and mucous surfaces of the system
Send for testimonials. free.
F. j. CHENEY CO, Toledo, o.
Sold by all Druggists, 75c.
Take Halls Family Pills for con.
stipation.
Goldsboro weekly argus. [volume] (Goldsboro, N.C.) 191?-19??, 1914-12-10
NOTICE TO CONTRACTORS.

Sealed bids will be received until 1S
o'clock noon Monday, Dec. 28th, 1914
for the erection of Brick Fire Station.
for the City of Goldsboro, on Vine
Street between William and John. Con-
tractors may obtain plans and specif-
cations at the Office of City Clerk upon
deposit of $500 or at the Office of L.
N. Boney, Architect.
D. J.. BROADHURST,
dec. 5-8-10-12-14. City Clerk.
Goldsboro weekly argus. [volume] (Goldsboro, N.C.) 191?-19??, 1914-12-10
Remarkable Cure Of Group.

Last winter when my little boy
had Group I got him a bottle of Cham
ber1ain's Cough Remedy. i honestly
believe it saved his life" writes Mrs.
phlegm and relieved his coughing
spells. I am most grateful for what
this remedy has done for him" For
sale by all dealers.
Goldsboro weekly argus. [volume] (Goldsboro, N.C.) 191?-19??, 1914-12-10

FOR RENT-Modern eight room dwell
ling on Carolina Street, near Colds
boro Floral Co. All conveniences,
gas, electricity, two bathrooms.
Well arranged for two small fami-
lies. Possession given Dec. Goth.
w. e. Stroud, Wayne National Bank.
Goldsboro weekly argus. [volume] (Goldsboro, N.C.) 191?-19??, 1914-12-10
TRY THIS FOR YOU COUGH.

I'M IHIO TUX IUU CUUWHs
Thousands Of people keep coughing
because unable to get the right rem.
edy. Coughs, are caused by Infamma.
ton of Throat and Bronchial Tubes
What you need is to soothe this In.
fammation. Take DR.. Kings New
Discovery, it penetrates the delicate
mucous lining, raises the Phlegm an6
quickly relieves the congested mem
branes. Get a SOC. bottle from your
druggis. cdr. Kings New Discovery
quickly and completely stopped my
cough" writes J. r. Watts, F1oydale
Texas. Money back If not satisfied
but it nearly always helps.
Goldsboro weekly argus. [volume] (Goldsboro, N.C.) 191?-19??, 1914-12-10
Don't Delay Treating Your Cough

A slight cough often becomes Sc
rious, Lungs get c~ongested, Bronchial
Tubes fill with mucous. Your vitality
is reduced. You need DR.. Bells Pine
Tar-Honey. It soothes you irritated
air passages, loosens mucous and
makes your system resist Colds. Give
the Baby and Children DR.. Bells Pine
Tar-Honey. It's guaranteed to help
them. Only Csc. at your Druggist.
Goldsboro weekly argus. [volume] (Goldsboro, N.C.) 191?-19??, 1914-12-10

The King and Queen of Belgium may
consider themselves fortunate in still
being able to live on Belgian territory
while son many of their subjects are
exiles.
Goldsboro weekly argus. [volume] (Goldsboro, N.C.) 191?-19??, 1914-12-10

men to enlist can hardly have much
effect on them when they don't seem
able to hear the invitation shouted
through a megaphone.
Goldsboro weekly argus. [volume] (Goldsboro, N.C.) 191?-19??, 1914-12-10

Alcohol whips the heart into more
rapid action, and it has been calculated
will cause it to beat 1890 times NOR
during the day if a pint of ale equiv
alent to an ounce of alcohol is taken
in t~wenty-four hours.-r. D. R. Tate.
Goldsboro weekly argus. [volume] (Goldsboro, N.C.) 191?-19??, 1914-12-10

Chicago is encouraging the city
beautiful idea and in the same breath
says: keep your girls away from
Chicago" Must think there are no
good lockers outside of Chicago.
Goldsboro weekly argus. [volume] (Goldsboro, N.C.) 191?-19??, 1914-12-10
n. e. BRADFORD.

THE SECRET OF SUCCESS is i'm
systematic saving. Begin to save now
by taking a few shares of Building &
Loan stock. New series now open.
Absolutely safe.
W. E. STROUD, Secretary.
Goldsboro weekly argus. [volume] (Goldsboro, N.C.) 191?-19??, 1914-12-10

The Detroit judge who told a mar
ried man to let his wife rule him re-
minds US of the man who looked up
when a downpour of rain started and
said, LET it fall"
Goldsboro weekly argus. [volume] (Goldsboro, N.C.) 191?-19??, 1914-12-10

The reports of serious differences
probably originate in the minds of
people in whom the wish is father to
the thought.
Goldsboro weekly argus. [volume] (Goldsboro, N.C.) 191?-19??, 1914-12-10

New money, fresh from the mint, can
be had for Christmas giving, but not
unless you have some old money to
exchange for it.
Goldsboro weekly argus. [volume] (Goldsboro, N.C.) 191?-19??, 1914-12-10

Former Governor Stewart of YER
mont, who has sworn off from using
tobacco at the age of 80, evidently has
his heart set on living to be a hun
dred.
Goldsboro weekly argus. [volume] (Goldsboro, N.C.) 191?-19??, 1914-12-10

American hens lay $500, 600, 900 wort
of eggs every year. For usefulness
the American hen makes the Ameri-
can eagle look like a rank gutter.
Goldsboro weekly argus. [volume] (Goldsboro, N.C.) 191?-19??, 1914-12-10

MOVING-I am prepared to do auto
mobile transferring-any distance
John r. Jinnett, Route A. Colds
boro, N. G.
Goldsboro weekly argus. [volume] (Goldsboro, N.C.) 191?-19??, 1914-12-10

Now m General Gonzales and
declares himself President of Mexico.
General Villa, General Zapata, Gener-
al Carranza and a few others are of
the opinion that he will have to prove
IT
Goldsboro weekly argus. [volume] (Goldsboro, N.C.) 191?-19??, 1914-12-10

ALPS quiet at Kiel. Why should the
Germans worry SO long as their sub
marines continue to pick off British
battleships?
Goldsboro weekly argus. [volume] (Goldsboro, N.C.) 191?-19??, 1914-12-10

new series of Building 6 Loan Stock
is now open. Take a few shares and
begin to save NOW. Shares 25 cents
per week. Absolutely safe.
w. e. STROUD, Secretary.
Goldsboro weekly argus. [volume] (Goldsboro, N.C.) 191?-19??, 1914-12-10
AN ACTIVE LIVER MEANS HEALT1

If you want good health, a clear
complexion and freedom from Dizzi-
ness, Constipation, Biliousness, Head
aches and Indigestion, take DR.. Kings
New Life Pills. They drive out fer
menting and undigested foods, clear
the Blood and cure Constipation. Only
Csc. at your druggist.
Goldsboro weekly argus. [volume] (Goldsboro, N.C.) 191?-19??, 1914-12-10
Important.

Bear in mind that Chamberlain's
Tablets not only move the bowels but
improve. the appetite and strengthen
the digestion. For sale by all dealers.
Goldsboro weekly argus. [volume] (Goldsboro, N.C.) 191?-19??, 1914-12-10
CoRBETT AUTOMOBILE TRUCKS

1 am agent for the sale of the above
reliable and ~serviceable automobile
trucks-none better-write me fol-
prices.
JOHN r. JINNETT,
Route 4, Goldsboro, N. G.
Goldsboro weekly argus. [volume] (Goldsboro, N.C.) 191?-19??, 1914-12-10


. Cut out this coupon, and present
. it at Williams Drug Store and
: they will exchange It for twenty
: five votes In Trade Booster Con-
. test.
Goldsboro weekly argus. [volume] (Goldsboro, N.C.) 191?-19??, 1914-12-10

A poor excuse Is better than none
if it passes muster with the boss.
Goldsboro weekly argus. [volume] (Goldsboro, N.C.) 191?-19??, 1914-12-10

See Parker Furniture Company for
Christmas values.
Goldsboro weekly argus. [volume] (Goldsboro, N.C.) 191?-19??, 1914-12-10

Knitting for the soldiers sounds like
the rival of a lost art.
Goldsboro weekly argus. [volume] (Goldsboro, N.C.) 191?-19??, 1914-12-10

Everybody recognizes the good work
done by juvenile courts.
Goldsboro weekly argus. [volume] (Goldsboro, N.C.) 191?-19??, 1914-12-10

There will be none but "good little
boys" from now to Christmas.
Goldsboro weekly argus. [volume] (Goldsboro, N.C.) 191?-19??, 1914-12-10

See Parker Furniture Company TO
Christmas values.
Goldsboro weekly argus. [volume] (Goldsboro, N.C.) 191?-19??, 1914-12-10

Early to bed now mean early in
the morning.
Goldsboro weekly argus. [volume] (Goldsboro, N.C.) 191?-19??, 1914-12-10

It's better to believe all you say
than all you hear.
Goldsboro weekly argus. [volume] (Goldsboro, N.C.) 191?-19??, 1914-12-10

Opportunity knocks but once, but
some folks never stop.
Goldsboro weekly argus. [volume] (Goldsboro, N.C.) 191?-19??, 1914-12-10

Entered at the Postof1ce in Colds
Wero ~ second class mail matter.
Goldsboro weekly argus. [volume] (Goldsboro, N.C.) 191?-19??, 1914-12-10
AXE
MUST BE PAID.

MUST BE PAID. Z
The county and schools are badly
in need and must have it soon.
w. A. DENMARK,
Tax Collector.
house. 3t-d5
The fool-killer., 1914-12-01
A Double Team.

For FIVE 1Oug years I have been run
ming The Fool-Killer single-handed. It
has been much bigger success than I
ever dreamed it would be, and it is now
getting too big for one man to handle all
alone For long time have realized
the need of some good man to help me
write the "hot stuff to print in the pa
per. So looked around over the literary
field and decided that among all the writ
ing men knew anything about, my first
choice would be w. S. Morgan, of Miss
ouri. at once wrote to Mr.. Morgan
and was fortunate in securing his servic-
es as Special Contributor to The Fool
Killer. AS explained elsewhere in. this is
sue, he will write several "red hot" ar
ticles for each issue from now on, and
I will continue to give you the best that
I have in my own think-tank. Two heads
are better than one, and by double-team-
ing On it this way we can certainly make
The Fool-Killer at least twice as good
as it has ever been before. Aud by this
arrangement 1 will have more time to
look after the business management OF
the paper, and boost the circulation. ]
would like to put The Fool-Killer in every
home in America, and to do this must
have the help and cooperation of all: my
present subscribers.
The fool-killer., 1914-12-01
Let Us Talk 1t
Over

We'll dear sinner friends, this is
Ehe Fool Killer.
How does it set on your stomach!
II you like it, you can get more at
headquarters.
Vhe Fool-Killsr 10 not even forty
1aventh cousin to any other paper On
earth.
IT stands TN a class by itself. and
ita field is 40 broad an the Englisn
language.
This paper wears no bell, muzzle'
collar nor halter.
You can put that down to start wltn'
I am the fellow who works at thu
pump-handle on this pungent period
leal Of thrilling thought. I print only
what write; write only what l
think: and 7 think what l doggon
Dlease.
I own this entire establishment,
and Rockefeller isn't rich enough to
buy one share OF It.
Does that sound strange!
Well, bless your soul, I am great
deal richer than old John.
I never travelled any to speak OF,
but have read q great deal, and have
Ghunk some.
have also writ few books which
know are great, because they don't
sell worth a cent.
Great books never do.
And then I started The Fool-Killer
Dust to quiet my nerves and keep the
old press from getting rusty.
From the secIusion Of these wooded
Aills there will go forth each month
o bundle of literary dynamite that
will shake the rotten foundations OF
society and cause the Church of Nam
mon to at least turn over Ia ito sleep
The Tool-Killer In O monthly mus
SArd-plaster for the blood-boils o1
Society, Church and State.
It is salted with wit, peppered with
humor and seasoned with sarcasm
livery line cuts like q whip. and
ov0ry word raises q blister.
II you are a fool you had better no
subscribe for The Tool-Killer. I
VOu are wise you will. And 90 tha
settles 1t.
The fool-killer., 1914-12-01

raise rumpus in the camp OF
fools? And wouldn't it tickle the
editor and give hope and encour-
agement to his sick wife? Let us
all make The Fool-Killer a Xmas
present of club of five. I'm go
ing so cents myself and send it
today. How many will join me?
If we go at it with vim and in
earnest we would just as well
make the paper a twice-a-month
journal as not. It all depends
upon you, dear subscribers. There
are so many of you that a little
from each makes a great big
thing when it all gets together.
Let's every one Of us do some
thing.
w. S. MORGAN.
The fool-killer., 1914-12-01
STATEMENT

of the ownership, management, cir
culation, etc., required by the act of
August "a, 1912, of The Fool-Killer
published monthly at Moravian Falls,
n. O., for Oct., 1914.
Editor, J. L. Pearson Moravian Falls, N. @.
han Rns Mray1an Fas Ea1
Publisher, ]. L. Pearson, Moravian Falls, N. c.
Owner, ]. L. Pearson, Moravian Falls, N. c.
]. L. Pearson, Ed. Pub. and Owner
Sworn to and subscribed before me this 5th
day of Sept, 1914. W. r. HUBBARD, N. P.
Ny commission expires 80 JAM. 1915,
The fool-killer., 1914-12-01
MORGAN.

w. S. Morgan needs no intro
duction to the American people.
Every person in the United States
who reads English has read some
thing from the pen Of w. S.
Morgan. AS the author of several
books, and as editor and contrib
utor to various papers and maga-
zines, he has made his name q
household word. He is a great lit
erary genius-a wit, humorist and
philosopher all in one-and what
The Fool-Killer is going to be
from now on we can show you
better than we can tell you. Get
everybody to subscribe.
w. S. Morgan's contributions
in this issue of The Fool-Killer:
LETTER FROM THE DEVIL
KILLING FOOLS
A DOSE OF SQIUBS
WHEN YOU GET USED TO 1T
THE BETTER WAY
THIS OLD WORLD OF OURS
CLASSIFIED ADVERTISING
In the January issue Mr..
Morgan will contribute as follows;
FOOLS AND RASCALS
THE EUROPEAN WAR
| MULES AND MEN
LETTER FROM THE DEVIL
A BULL MOOSE'S PRAYER
| WHEN YOU GET USED TO II
FOOLISHNESS
THE GODS OF THE 10Th
CENTURY
| UNCLE NOSES SERMON
Don't fail to get this January
issue. Send for a bundle of 10 Of
more for distribution. One-hal.
cent each in any quantity O.
ten or more.
The fool-killer., 1914-12-01
THE ONLY AND ORIGINAL.

Speaking of the Letter from
the Devil'' in this issue of The
Fool-Killer, it will be just like
some of the ignorant Redemocans
to say that this paper has stolen
the idea from some other paper.
But that will be another cam
paign lie when they tell it.
Mr.. w. S. Morgan, the new
Special Contributor of The Fool
Killer, is the originator of the
Devils Letter." idea. He publish
ed series of these letters in
''Morgan's Buzz-Saw" 20 years
ago. They made a great hit and
we're widely copied, and some of
the papers also stole the idea and
went to getting out imitation
Devil Letters' of their own.
Now if a cheap imitation of
Morgan's unique style has made
other papers successful, The Fool
Killer has a right to be sorter
proud of the fact that it has now
on it's literary staff the only and
original Morgan, with twenty
years of wisdom and experience
added to what the other papers
used to steal.
Besides the Letters from the
Devil,'' which will be a regular
feature from now On, Mr.. Morgan
will knock the head out of a brand
new barrel of literary lightning
each month, and if the fools, ras-
calls and hypocrites have got very
long prayers to say they won't get
more than half of 'em said.
No, bless your heart, sonny,
The Fool-Killer is not an ''imita-
tor'-not by long shot. It has
always tried to be original both
IN form and substance, and now
with man on the job who has
been plagarized and initiated from
one end of the country to the 9TH
er, The Fool-Killer is going to be
more original than ever. Tell your
Pap's folks and send word to vour
Uncle Hiram and his family that
they had better all subscribe purity
quick.
i J. L. PEARSON, Editor.
The fool-killer., 1914-12-01
A HEART-TO-HEART TALK.

with Mr.. Pearson, editor and
owner of The Fool-Killer, to con-
tribute some articles for publica-
tion in his paper, | want to have
a heart to heart talk with it's
present subscribers. Perhaps |
am not unknown to some Of you,
and after this issue I shall be no
stranger to any and hope we shall
all be friends. have pledged Mr..
Pearson my best efforts in this
undertaking, and if you have liked
the paper in the past we are 60.
ing to try to make you fke.it bet
ter in the future. Itshall be our
endeavor to give you a clean cut
paper, one that does not require
a college education to understand,
and one that strikes straight from
the shoulder in exposing false
hood, false systems and corrupt
practices.
When you get through with
this issue you will know that you
have read something, and that
your time has not been wasted.
You will feel the jar of falsehood,
folly and force shaken to their
foundations. Then you willxwant
your neighbors to read it and you
will enjoy reading it to them. It
makes no difference to what par
ty they belong there is something
here that will pierce the toughest
hide and loosen the thickest moss.
The impulse that prompts you
to read it to your neighbors and
friends ought to move you to aid
in extending it's circulation. There
are several millions of people in
all classes of life that will enjoy
and appreciate this little paper
as we'll as you do, and you can
help to place it in their hands. 1t
is not the size of a paper that
makes it count, but the stuff
that's in it. It is our intention to
make this the biggest little paper
in the world. Now, listen to me
a moment: make it a point not to
allow your friends and neighbors
, to miss a single copy from now on.
Take advantage of the ten cent
offer in clubs of five. There are
two ways of doing this: go round
among your friends and neighbors
and solicit their subscriptions, OF
donate so cents and have the
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and then stand back and watch the
fun. It may make them squirm,
but they'll read it. It's the kind OF
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[ gives them the cramps. After 6
few doses they will get so they
| long for its appearance. This is &
symptom that the fool is dying
within them. Twelve doses will be
sufficient for the most obstinate
case. Just think of it this way
= suppose that only twenty thou
l sand of the present subscribers tx
I The Fool-Killer would each sen(
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The Prescott daily news., 1914-10-12

If you have a piece of broken machinery no matter what kind of metal it is, Jones Iron Works have an apparatus that will make It more substantial than it was before broken. Their shop is on the corner of East Second and Vine Streets. Advt.
 Sheriff billiard is today mail ing out his proclamation for the election of one United States Senator and one congressman from this the Seventh Congress- lonal District. Senator James r. Clarke and Congressman Will $. Goodwin are the Democratic nominees. The election will be held Tuesday November 3rd.
 A representative of Howe's Great London Shows was in the city this morning settling bills made by the advance car which was here recently. This gentle man informed us that the show would close the season at Argen- ta tonight. On account of the scarcity of money they have been showing at a loss of several hun dred dollars a day. They will probably visit Prescott next sea son.
 Prof. Fred Galloway and Miss Myrtle Kelly were married at salem church by the pastor, Rev. barham, yesterday afternoon at 12:;a0 o'clock. These young yeo- pie have hosts of friends in and around Prescott who extend to them their best wishes for lonq and happy life. They left on number six yesterday afternoon for SmithtOn where Mr. Calla- way is teaching school and will make their home there for the present.
The Prescott daily news., 1914-10-12

The Jones Iron Works has in- stalled one of the Willis" OXy- acetylene welding apparatus which will weld any kind of met al and make it more substantial than it was before broken. If you have anything in this line take it to them. Advt.
 Jones Iron Works are receiv- ing and installing their machin- cry in their new shop on the cor
 ner of East Second and Vine Streets and not later than the latter part of next week will be ready for all kinds of repairing on any kind of machinery. They will also repair automobiles and solicit your patronage. Every thing is new and they have eff cient mechanics. Advt.
 The News received a letter yesterday from o. H. Helbig who
 with Mrs. Helbig is on the "Traveling Passenger Agents Special" of the Missouri Pacific
 Iron Mountain Railroad en route
 to the 1914 convention which meets at San Francisco today. The convention will continue in San Francisco for four days, dur ing which time the delegates will have an opportunity not only of visiting the Exposition grounds and viewing the city of San Francisco itself, but an excellent opportunity of visiting the many attractive suburbs and sight-see- ing points in the vicinity of San Francisco. Mir. and Mrs. Helbig will be absent from their home here about three weeks.
The Prescott daily news., 1914-10-12
Weather Report

We cc1~y everything good to eat.-Dcuglas Brooks C Co.
 Advt. Dr. and Mrs. James E. Cox spent yesterday in Philadelphia attending the annual convention of Red River Baptist Assocla- tiOn.
 Prosecuting Attorney Haynie returned to Washington yester- day evening for Hampstead cir cult court which re-conVened there this morning.
 A nice shower was had here this morning and greatly reliev- ed the citizens of the heavy dust. The atmosphere is also much cooler this afternoon.
 See the new assortment of metal framed pictures in our window. Prices-15, 25 and 50 nts..-Hesterly Drug Store.
 AdVt.