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Atlanta Georgian. [volume] (Atlanta, Ga.) 1912-1939, 1914-03-28
Cancer PreyS Upon
Rich,' Says Expert

NEW YORK, March 2s.-The sim
pie life is urged by Dr. Frederick L.
Hoffman, a~statistician, as a cancer
preventive, 1T is not q question of
how much we eat he said, aSut what
nutriment we obtain from our food.
Cancer is rapidly increasing in this
country. but only among the rich who
overeat."
Atlanta Georgian. [volume] (Atlanta, Ga.) 1912-1939, 1914-03-28
Chinaman in Prison
Here To Be Deported

Lee Hotoo. Chinaman who has
been serving years sentence in the
Federal prison, will be taken Satur-
day night to Tuscon. Arizona, in the
custody Of United States Deputy
Marshal Mcdonald, of Bisbee. Ariz.
He will be turned over to irnmigra-
ton authorities for deportation from
San Francisco as an undesirable citi-
zen.
Hotoo was convicted on the charge
of impersonating another Chinaman
in the hope of frustrating plan Of
Government officials to deport him.
Atlanta Georgian. [volume] (Atlanta, Ga.) 1912-1939, 1914-03-28
SlOl,OOO,OOO Voted in
Senate for U. S. Army

WASHINGTON, March 2s.-The
Senate to-day passed the military
appropriations bill carrying $1O1. 00O.-
900, an increase of s7.50O,OO over the
bill as passed by the House
The measure appropriates money to
maintain the army at its present full
strength.
Atlanta Georgian. [volume] (Atlanta, Ga.) 1912-1939, 1914-03-28

DRAINS are the hui
* man multiple Of
dollars. When and
how to get them for
your business consti-
tutes your chief concern.
A good way: Send out
the alarm through a
Georgian and American
Want Ad," stating in
precise terms the quail
i6cations you exact, and
very shortly whom you
seek will be knocking at
your Office door, ready
for e m p o y m e n t.
There S a reason: That
kind are ambitious, and
so are c onst a n t y
searching our columns
for you.
Atlanta Georgian. [volume] (Atlanta, Ga.) 1912-1939, 1914-03-28
Students Arrested as
Mutilators Of Beard

STANFORD UNIVERSITY. CAL.
March 2s.--James c. Ray, a geology
student, caused the arrest Of FIVE fell
low students because they "forcibiy
and with malicious intent did mu-
tilate with razor a growing beard
on the face OF the said Ray"
Atlanta Georgian. [volume] (Atlanta, Ga.) 1912-1939, 1914-03-28
Methodists to Hold
Special Song Service

Special song services, under the d.
rection of c. H. Barnes, have been
arranged for Sunday night at the
Payne Memorial Methodist Church,
corner Hunnicutt and Luckie streets.
The church choir will be assisted by
Miss R. oppenheim, Mrs. A. L. Dick,
Mrs. w. NJ. Grimm, Mrs. George r.
Sims, Miss G. Martin and William
Martin
Atlanta Georgian. [volume] (Atlanta, Ga.) 1912-1939, 1914-03-28
Colleges Educate
Fools, Says Pastor

SPRINGFIELD. ILL. March 2s.-
Dr. Russell Conwell. minister of the
Baptist Temple. Philadelphia, said at
the Winona Bible Conference that
some college graduates are educated
fools and, therefore. incompetent to
lead others In the Interpretation Of
the Bible"
Atlanta Georgian. [volume] (Atlanta, Ga.) 1912-1939, 1914-03-28
Jealous Man Kills
Nephew Over Woman

RALEIGH, N. c.. March 2s.--Lu-
ther winstead. aged 90 was shot and
killed at Wilson late last night by
his uncle, Joseph Winstead, during
the progress Of street carnival
Jealousy over g woman is believed
to have caused the killing. The Stay
er was arrested
Atlanta Georgian. [volume] (Atlanta, Ga.) 1912-1939, 1914-03-28
Vassar to Give
Wellesley $1,000

PoUGHKEEPsIE March 2ss-ons
thousand dollars viii be raised by ths
vassar students and forwarded to
the wellesley College authorities aa
an evidence Of the sympathy for their
sister collegians In Wellesley.
Atlanta Georgian. [volume] (Atlanta, Ga.) 1912-1939, 1914-03-28
Mill Girls Barred
From Face Painting

PATCHOGUE, N. T.. March 2S.-
An order barring. girl operatives from
using paint and powder was posted
In a mill here. It read:
fWash your faces or lose your jobs
Atlanta Georgian. [volume] (Atlanta, Ga.) 1912-1939, 1914-03-28
Moose Invite Perkins
And Beveridge Here

n A formal invitation was sent Sat
urday to former Senator Albert Bev-
eridge and George w. Perkins. chair
man of the National Committee Of the
Progressive party, to attend the State
convention Of Progressives which will
be held in Atlanta May ~.
This action was taken following a
meeting Of the state Executive Conn
mittee Friday. when. through resolu-
tons, the chairman was instructed to
urge Senator Beverage and Mr.. Per-
kins to address the state convention
here In May
Atlanta Georgian. [volume] (Atlanta, Ga.) 1912-1939, 1914-03-28
E[IR0IC[hCV
IL UIUIULHJI
FOR BOSTON
IN FIRST
BATTING ORDER.


PONCE DE LEON, March 2s.-BiI-
ly Smiths Crackers and the Braves
clashed here this afternoon in the
first game of their. series. Tommy
Long was not In his regular place In
left field, the cracker't outfieider be-
ing hit by pitched ball in the morn
Ing practice.
Eird was selected to do the huri-
ing for the Crackers, with Munich be-
hind the bat. George Tyler was Stall
lings' pick to do the mound work for
the visitors. Whaling went behind
the bat.
FIRST INNING.
Meanwhile, the first Brave to face
Efirds bounced a single over third
base. Johnny Evers received a big
hand as he took his place at the plate.
On the hit and run Evers singled past
short and Maranville stopped at sec
ond. Connolly was patient and was
rewarded with four wide ones and
trotted TO first. Schmidt hit to Me-
Connell forcing Connolly at second.
Maranville scoring. Gilbert hit to
Mcconnell, who threw to the plate.
but Evers slid over the plate safety.
Efird threw wild trying to catch
Schmidt of second and both runners
advanced. Grifith singled TO right
Munich made a nice catch of Deals
high foul, Griffith tried to steal and
died, Munich to Mcconnell. FOUR
RUNS. THREE HITS.
Deal made a nice pickup and throw
~ Moi s4of1trs 1or4 10
runner at first. Schwind famed.
waited for four bad ones
and ambled to the initial sack Ma
ranville made a corking pickup Of
Kircher's line drive and forced Wei
chonce at second to ENers. NO
RUNS. NO HITS
SECOND INNING.
Welchonce took care Of Gowdy's
long fly Tyler popped out to
Schwind, Maranville was called out
on strikes. NO RUNS. NO HITS.
Flanagan secured an infield single.
Eibel singled to center, but Gilbert
handled the ball so fast that Flanaga
was held at second Lynch doubled
down the left field foul line, Flanagan
while Eibel stopped at third.
Munich produced a long sacrifice fly 70
Griffith and Ethel romped over the
station. Efrd fouled to Con-
molly and Lynch took third on the
catch. Andy Mcconnell smashed
clean single to left and Lynch regis
tered. Schwind struck out. THREE
RUNS. FOUR HITS.
THIRD INNING.
Lynch made a dandy pickup OF
Evers' grounder and retired the run
ner when Eibel made a good pickup
Of a bad throw Connolly went out,
Lynch TO Eibel Schmidt famed. NO
RUNS. NO HITS.
Welchonce out, Deal to Schmidt.
Kircher beat out a hit to MaranviiIe
in deep short. Flanagan popped 70
Kircher out trying to
steal second Gowdy to Evers. NO
RUNS. ONE HIT.
Atlanta Georgian. [volume] (Atlanta, Ga.) 1912-1939, 1914-03-28
AeENTs go 10 oELERRATIoN.

AGENTS GO TO CELEBRATTUN'
w. Tom VIM, Of the Smith &
Winn Company, and Charles A. Bow
en-. local agents Of the Travellers In
surance Company of Hartford, Conn.,.
Will leave Sunday for Hartford TO at
tend the fftieth anniversary Of the
Travellers. They viii be accompanied
BY II. F. Rascher. manager of the La
bility department of the concern for
Georgia.
Baraboo weekly news. [volume] (Baraboo, Wis.) 1912-197?, 1914-03-05
Pinklets Really Do
Correct Constipation

There are few persons who do not sui
Ter more or less from constipation and
because Of the discomfort it causes and
the ill-health that results from this con-
ditlOn everyone should know how to pro-
peJly correct it.
Harsh purgatives, formerly much used,
act violently and leave the constipation
worse than before. Pinklets correct this
unnatural and dangerous condition by
gently assisting the sluggish bowels and
torpid liver to regain their normal
activity. Their action is gentle, but
effective and thorough, and they do not
cause single grippe. Unlike strong pur-
gatives, Pinl1Iets do not upset the stomach
nor irritate and oyer-stimulate the bowels.
Because they have none of these evil
effects, they can be taken with entire
safety until the constipation is corrected.
To simply regulate the bowels or to
treat obstinate cases of constipation,
Binklets are theideal laxative. They are
safe for every member of the family to
use. Any druggist can supply you at %
cents per bottle. Write to the DR.. Will
iams Medicine Co., Schenectady, N. Y,
for a PinkIet book which tells all about
the cause, symptoms and treatment Of
constipation and sick headache.
Baraboo weekly news. [volume] (Baraboo, Wis.) 1912-197?, 1914-03-05

Third ward sewer, but the citizens
wanted them aud the sums must be
paid. This state belongs to thu tax
payers. They are the people. They
should send men to Madison TO make
appropriations desired by the majority
and every SCION should express his
platform before election day. T. 70
start out to find toe man of sin on he
high taxes proposition, state or county,
town, village or city, no doubt he can
be located by most any one.
Baraboo weekly news. [volume] (Baraboo, Wis.) 1912-197?, 1914-03-05

necessary 10 have hearing and often
In such cases an appeal is taken,
which means long delay before fl.
nal decision is reached. With the recall
the patrons of the district could have
decided whether or not the school
CLERK should be ousted from office, an
e2sv step, not complicated and one
permitting OF settling such questions
at home. In case the people CT this
county desired to rem we an ofh ,is,
the official could appeal il he were beat
en- in q lower court and drag the case
aloog until his term Of office had ex
PRED. Not 50 with the recalI. TIE major
ity rule. TaeTe is no appeal. Give your
support 10 the recall as the election
next fall.
Baraboo weekly news. [volume] (Baraboo, Wis.) 1912-197?, 1914-03-05
ANOTHER YEAR BOOK.

This office has received a copy of
the "Anti-Saloon League J ear Book"
for 1914, edited by Ernest Fl. Cheering
ton of Westerville, Ohio, the head
quarters Of the League. The book is
a cheer-up message filled with facts
that indicate there is real progress.
The book shows that in 1912 there was
in Wisconsin one saloon for every 1875
people. The number Of saloons in the
state at toe beginning Of the year 1918
was 1922 and the average license fee
was little more than $24O. There
were twelve dry cities in the state,
twelve dry villages and 747 dry and
5I3 wet towns. Of the towns 234 were
voted dry ana in 1876 there had never
been an application for license. Twen-
ty-fiVe per cent Of the population of
the state is under no-license. Recently
10 Baraboo about $3.50 dropped into
the collection box, for the work, a SUM
unexpected in size. The meetings
were crowded which shows there is On
awakened interest IF you want to
know all about the eitustion get year
book for "two bits"
Baraboo weekly news. [volume] (Baraboo, Wis.) 1912-197?, 1914-03-05
, where not advisable.

SIN.
Who is to blame for the high tax s
OF 1914? Who is the man of sin?
Nearly every one would go to Madi-
son to locate the trouble, in the legis-
lature, in the commissions or in the
State University. Perhaps the legis-
lsture voted too much money, per-
haps the commissions are costing
much and perhaps the great school
could reduce its expenditures, but who
is to blame for the existing condition?
Nasty once started out to find the
man of sin. He first went to w ash
ington and was not alb G to locate him
in the hall of congress; he then looked
in upon the state legislature and the
NJ IN of sin was not there; next be
scrutinized the county and city gov
ernments and failed to tind the object
of his search. At last he decided
Nssby was the man of sin. Perhaps
it is SO with The tax question. One
section Of the state desired a normt |
school and the money was sppro-
priated, the friends of the university
desired more gold and got it, the pee
pie Of this region plead for $4,000 for
a river bridge and deaf ear was not
turned. A member of the Legislature
said the other day that enc of the
loudest shouters against high taxes
was the very man who carried petit
tion to Madison for a state improve
ment in his home city. True, those
at the helm made mistake by remit
ting the state taxes last year, but it
was the cinzers of the state who de-
appropriations from the Iegis-
lature and the amounts must now be
paid.
Perhaps this city could have laid
over until next year the purchasing of
q fire truck or the building of the
Baraboo weekly news. [volume] (Baraboo, Wis.) 1912-197?, 1914-03-05
LlNCOLN'S TIME AND NOW

LlNCOLN'S TIME AND NOW.
Abraham Lincoln never said "heI!o
CENTRAL" never lodged an automobile
never'hed a strap in a trolIY car
neverEpushed button for light, never
heard photograph, never posed for
a motion picture, never saw an aero
plane, nevor heard of the X.ray, ra
dunn or appendicitis, never heard of
the wireless telegraph, never saw
a submarine and yet Abraham Lin
coin died only forty-eight years ago.
Baraboo weekly news. [volume] (Baraboo, Wis.) 1912-197?, 1914-03-05

There was a new postmaster at
Puddleton, and he was not having a
very happy time. NJ st o. The far
m rs living in the neighborhood were
IN the habit of calling for their letters,
and the postmaster found linn self
b ssieged by crowd of burly men ell
demanding letters at the same time.
AT last one strobe in who was bur-
lier than the rest, and who shouted,
with voice of thunder:
"Have you got any letters for Mike
Howe?"
"For who?" snapred The persplring
P. M.
"Mike Howe, [ saidD bawled the
farmer, louder than ever. "Don't you
know your job, or can't you talk Eng
Iish? Have you any letters for Mike
Howe?"
The postm aster took his glasses off
"No, [ have not" be snorted
"neither for your COW, nor anyone
e.se's coWu-Household.
The other evening at q social gath
ering r. B. Griggs of Bsraboo told a
good telephone story. A woman on
Sank Prairie went toithe home Of q.
neighbor with the arrangement
that her husband was TO drive over for
her in the evening. During the efter-
noon when the good husband was
making his way down the road,
storm came up and he was forced to
seek shelter at friendly farm house.
The rain kept falling and the host adj
vised that he call up by telr p1one and
tell his wife of the forced delay. The
visitor was not familiar with the teIe-
phone and requested that the owner
call and be would talk when the con-
nection was made. Presently the
owner said: d" Here she is." and
passed the receiver over to the visitor.
About that time fash of lightning
got onto the wire and tore into the
house with such force that the man
was knocked spra wiling upon the floor
to the amszement of the entire house
hold. He got up with knowing look
upon his face and said meekly, "rhat
is her, ell right"
Baraboo weekly news. [volume] (Baraboo, Wis.) 1912-197?, 1914-03-05
Tbs Qnd T6ot

Miss Fola LaFolette is married to
George Middleton, the playwright, and
on the door of their home is his name
and under it her own name, as she
goes by that name in her work. It is
quite the custom nov TO n the profess
sioual or business woman to retain
her maiden nsme after her marriage.
Or course, she drops the Miss" part
of it.
Baraboo weekly news. [volume] (Baraboo, Wis.) 1912-197?, 1914-03-05
LATE nEDICAL IDEA ON TUBERCU
LOSIS

LOSIS.
DR.. E. r. Baldwin Of 3arqnac Lake
comes forward with the idea that tu-
berculosis is not infectious and is sup
ported in his contention by the Jour
nsl OF the American Medical assocla-
ton. The Christian Science Monitor
also supper the theory and believes
that it la growing conviction among
the most progressive and thoughtful
students CT tuberculosis at the present
time. The publications believe that
the disclosures regarding the non-in-
fictitious nature of tuberculosis is for
tunate in that they come from such
are reliable source aud thisbelng the case
there. is less room for skepticism. The
idea is held that the campaigns have
been too drastic and that psraIyzing
fear has been created when not nece' :
sary and legislative approprla tions
made where not advisable.
Baraboo weekly news. [volume] (Baraboo, Wis.) 1912-197?, 1914-03-05

Since The university CT Wisconsin
has decreed that the Tango shall ne
danced with partners three inches
apart, OF course there will no long err
be any need for chaperon.
Baraboo weekly news. [volume] (Baraboo, Wis.) 1912-197?, 1914-03-05
SERIOUS FALL
FROM HAY NOW
Carl Bearman Dislocates
Shoulder in Accidental
Manner.

On Thursday Carl Bearman, who
is employed by August Marqusrdt,
accidently fell through tie fl or from
the hay loft in the barn on toe Rub
land farm aud disIocated his shoulder
He was also otherwise injured.
Baraboo weekly news. [volume] (Baraboo, Wis.) 1912-197?, 1914-03-05
THE RECALL AND THE WINFIELD
CASE.

SASEs
At the fall election the voters of
Wisconsin will be asked to decide
whether or not the recall shall become
a part of our political machinery. A
glance at the Winfield case should
convince that the proposed method OF
removing officials is the most conven-
ieat and ready. In the town Of Win
fl I'D in this county when it became
desirable to remove a school clerk on
a count of drunkenness and non-per-
Torrance of his duties, it was esser-
tial to appeal to the courts. Ii was
Baraboo weekly news. [volume] (Baraboo, Wis.) 1912-197?, 1914-03-05

Those who thought Louisiana would
secede from the Union and join Next
co when the duty on sugar was re-
moved have been disappointed.
Baraboo weekly news. [volume] (Baraboo, Wis.) 1912-197?, 1914-03-05

Use of the Un,cK oriental veil that
covers all the face except the eyes is
said to be spreading in fashionable
circles. Well, in cold weather the
the dears must wear something heavy
Baraboo weekly news. [volume] (Baraboo, Wis.) 1912-197?, 1914-03-05

Switzerland has imposed a tex on
musical instruments. Evidently
soms body has been playing 9 section
of = Viss cheese On his mocha ics
pianO.
Baraboo weekly news. [volume] (Baraboo, Wis.) 1912-197?, 1914-03-05

Pennsylvania urgent need at the
present pJliticsl crisis seems to be
one of Orvilie Wright's aerial stabi-
lizers.
Baraboo weekly news. [volume] (Baraboo, Wis.) 1912-197?, 1914-03-05

Sir Ernest Ehackleton, while re-
gretting that there are no undiscoveI-
ed poles, feels that it will not hurt
nything to fnd one Of tie old ores
over again once more,
Baraboo weekly news. [volume] (Baraboo, Wis.) 1912-197?, 1914-03-05

How would you like to be line
type cps raIoT in Germany? Over there
they call a divining rod expert a
metallwunschelrulen
Baraboo weekly news. [volume] (Baraboo, Wis.) 1912-197?, 1914-03-05
Birthday Dance.

Tuesday evening, February 24It,
about forty friends and neighbors
gathered at the home o. Mr.. and Mrs.
George Reusch, to help Mr.. Reusc1 and
Baraboo weekly news. [volume] (Baraboo, Wis.) 1912-197?, 1914-03-05
drew Jsckson's hign temper does not
go with his walking stick, which was
recentIy given to President Wilson.

"CaIu net" used to mean "Ehe pipe
OF peace" IN some Indian tongues.
WnaG does 1t mean nov? Piece of
pipc-and a strong arm.
Baraboo weekly news. [volume] (Baraboo, Wis.) 1912-197?, 1914-03-05

The railroads will not be able to fly
the white signal until the Interstate
Commerce commission gets off the
tack.
Baraboo weekly news. [volume] (Baraboo, Wis.) 1912-197?, 1914-03-05

This Office has receIved q copy of
the annus Il report Of "The Au iitor of
the Navy Department. at Washing
ton for the last FISCAL year. It bears
the name of Ed. L. Luckow, former
~ of Baraboo and according to the
staggering figures given the total
amount of accounts allowed amounted
up to $138, 1857 ,229.56.
Baraboo weekly news. [volume] (Baraboo, Wis.) 1912-197?, 1914-03-05

In Chicago there mas been formed
1.-THE Child Conservation Lesgue of
America" A. d. Dorsett, formerly of
Baraboo, is the field manager. The
advisory board includes such we'll
known persons as David Starr Jordan,
G. Stanley Hall, Ben B. Lindsey, Ed
win Markham and others.
Baraboo weekly news. [volume] (Baraboo, Wis.) 1912-197?, 1914-03-05

The income tax law comes forward
rs the latest advocate Of the doctrine
that two can live cheaper than one.
Baraboo weekly news. [volume] (Baraboo, Wis.) 1912-197?, 1914-03-05

A girl should never marry young
until she knows all about him-then
the changes are she'll not care to.
Baraboo weekly news. [volume] (Baraboo, Wis.) 1912-197?, 1914-03-05

When it comes to sailing up SIDE
down in a gale, French AViators have
nothing on Vic Ruerta.
Baraboo weekly news. [volume] (Baraboo, Wis.) 1912-197?, 1914-03-05

According to Mr.. Mellen, railroad
manager is man Who takes orders
and Ihen gets fired for carrying them
OJE
Baraboo weekly news. [volume] (Baraboo, Wis.) 1912-197?, 1914-03-05

If cigarettes rise cent box, why
we can make it up by economizing on
luXuTies.
Baraboo weekly news. [volume] (Baraboo, Wis.) 1912-197?, 1914-03-05

500 you believe in infant dsmna-
tioD?" asked the new pastor. "Only
night" replied the new father.
Baraboo weekly news. [volume] (Baraboo, Wis.) 1912-197?, 1914-03-05
PLATE GLASS
IS BROKEN

On Thursday q stray shot struck
one The plate glass windows in the
front of the Masonic Temple and
hole through tie glass resulted.
Afterwards the glass cracked across
the enire ~idtn. Toe glass is worth
about 1925.
The lower part of the building il
occupied by the furniture store of
MeIzl & McGann.
~@U~-~-~~~~-~-~~~~~~~ $4,000
George Waddell celebrate their BIRTH
days. TIE evening was spent 10
dancing and playing cards. 5Upptr
was served at the usual hour and all
reported a good time wishing Mr..
w Addell and Mr.. Reusch many more
happy birthdays. Mr.. aud Mrs.
Charles Ames of LaValle, brother Of
Mrs. Reuschalso attended the dance
Mrs. H. Hertz spent today in
Reedsburg.
Baraboo weekly news. [volume] (Baraboo, Wis.) 1912-197?, 1914-03-05

There is a reason to believe that An
Baraboo weekly news. [volume] (Baraboo, Wis.) 1912-197?, 1914-03-05

Mrs. H. Hertz speat today in
Reedsburg.
The Anderson daily intelligencer. [volume] (Anderson, S.C.) 1914-1915, 1914-03-31
NO VICARIOUS SACRIFICE.

1t appear that John Gary Evans is
unwilling to make a vicarious sacrifice
Of himself Just for the sake OF helping
to defeat another candidate. Some
time ago II was urged that Il was nec-
essary to have q three-cornered race
in order TO keep Blease from mixing
up in the gubernatorial campaign. It
was said that in either event. defeat or
election to the senate in the first pri-
mary, Blease would be foot loose to
put his man over in the governors
race. This was one of the reasons
urged why Governor Evans should run
and cause a second race for the SEN
ate between himself and Blease or
between Smith and Blease, for it was
figured that with any combination
Blease would have enough votes to get
into the second race.
1t speaks well for Gov. Evans that
he will not go into race just to cause
politicaI shot times" in the state, but
there are many good men who wanted
a chance to vote for him just once.
The Anderson daily intelligencer. [volume] (Anderson, S.C.) 1914-1915, 1914-03-31
SHOWING IT'S Danger
I:81. Is 4 e.

The following fly catechism,
which is going the rounds of the
press at the present time might
help to impress upon some the
great danger of the fly.
i. Where is the fly born? In
manure and filth.
2. Where does the fly live? In
every kind of filth.
; Is anything too filthy for The
1y 10 eat? No.
a. (a) Where does he go
y Ell he leaves the surface closet
and the manure pile and the spit
toon? Into the kitchen and dining
room.
(b) What does he do there?
He walks on the bread, fruit and
vegetables. He wipes his tcet IN
the butter and bathes in !he mix.
S. Does the fly visit the pa
tient sick with typhoid fever, con-
sumption and cholera infaEtum?
He does-and he may call on you
next. ie
{. Is the fly dangerous' H: is
mans worst pest, and more dan:
gerous than wild beasts or rattle
snakes. lu
7. What disease does the fly
carry? He carries typhoid few
er, consumption and summer
complaint. How' On his wings