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The Washington herald., 1914-03-03

I've been drtd from my job-lyo.' he sang
I've bccn md from M joblyo.
Cause ! drank = sherry cgblyo:
Now I'm fTCC - the aireo
And III =ct 4 traTso;
When my wife gets a smellyn
know she u give me heiko."
He showed disposition to keep this go.
ing on indefinitely. but an interruption
In the form OF an interrogaiory by the
motorman. whether he did not think the
cabbage was getting cold. served to direct
his attention to that stiff and heavy
vegetable, addressing II In alcoholic
French as Ma Choux.'' with Gallo en-
dearments that might have saved him
from the uSoric wrath to come IL he had
conserved his bcguiling strength till IL
was actually needed
Il love my wife, but o Ma Choux. .
he mumbled as he sank into shiverinG.
troubled slumber with the adorable veg
table nestled in his arms. while the huT-
ricane walled through the under apparatus
OF the car. running-of cOurse-the whole
gamut OF meanings on axle. brakebeam.
fender. and plow.
The Washington Herald. TO which ev-
erybody In trouble naturally appeals, had
more than one inquiry about what was
the matter with things and IL something
couldn't be done about H.
"All my lights arc out" said one trou-
blcd. but dulcet feminine voice over the
telephone. I've have one lamp and my
husband sits and reads by it and won't
talk and the place is so dreadful dull"
BLOW IL out wRs the advice given.
He'll only light 1t again.
Then tell him he's a nizzy. zany.
a stock. stone. dub. a boob
She evidently told him all that for
presently the hum Of Tres MoutArd'' on
the phonograph was heard and the dulcet
voice. no longer troubled. said:
You newspaper men certainly must
have had lot Of experience in life. We
are going to tango till the lights come
on again"
The Washington herald., 1914-03-03
CANOE Club GREETS
FAIR SEX At SMOKER
First Entertainment of Season Held at
Clubhouse of Washington
Canoeists.
DANCING, SONGS, AND MUSIC

The first ladies smoker" of the sea
last Saturday evening in the clubhouse
The program included vocal selections by
Tom Green, Roland Roderick. n. T
Hammer. and James X. Young. accom-
panied by Mrs. \. L. Goodhue Capt
Morsell sang several songs.
The program was concluded by a
sleisht-of-hand performance and an
escape-from-a-box trick by Mr.. Otter
back. Music was furnished by an or
chestra of club members
4 buffet supper was served. followed
by dancing.
Lea. Mrs. F. G. Hammer, Mrs. E A
Schmitt. Mrs. Allen Scott Wolfe Mrs.
r. Fl. YeaSer. Mrs. T. Arthur Smith. Mrs.
!. Webb Manning, Mrs. Pardoe, Mrs. A.
l.. Goodhue. Mrs. William NJ Spalding,
Mrs. o. L. Whipple. Mrs. W. e. Whipple.
Mrs. w. E. Finch, Mrs. William Ma
loney. Mrs. Prescott. Mrs. Cowhig. Mrs.
Mrs. Price, Mrs. Baker Mrs. f. w.
Burch. Miss Mary TalIey. Miss Blanche
Prescott. Miss A. Magdwell. Miss Taylor.
Miss Mcguire. Miss Lucas. Miss Lescal-
lett. Miss Johnston, Miss Goodhue, Miss
Helen Prescott. Miss Blasey. Miss Edith
SWEET. Miss McFall. Miss Rose Elliott,
Miss Johnson. Miss Hartley. Miss Thomp-
son. Messrs. David NJ. Lea, F. G. Ham
mer. w. 5. Hall. Russell Wheeler. Ed
ward =. Schmitt, c. W. Heider. Fred. w.
Moore. Morrill,. Holly. C. Good Cressy,
DR.. Allen Scott Wolfe, Mcssrs Thomas
II. YeaGer, J. Webb Manning. Irving Zir-
Pee. William H.. Spalding, Odeil Whipple
n III p
Finch, L. c. Finkenaur. Oswald T.. Camp.
Connor. William Maloney. Charles Stew
enson. w. r. Hodges, DIR. Baker, Messrs.
c. Emory Hall. +. G. Hammer. jr., F..
Russell Lloyd. Horace F. Hunting. Mr.
Joseph Fraile, jr.. John Barber. Everett
IS. Ansley, Gov hig. James c. Wheeler.
and II. w. Young
The Washington herald., 1914-03-03
SUFFERING APPEALS TO CHARITY.

Do realise hat s Associated Charities and chsens Re
bet Association s as line for The people Of Washse.
u relieving &sa he hses Of The Of the District! They
are hard pressed At this tine Organized ey meet average
conditions Of ines Distress and nonempoynent blizzard eond
hons now prevailing tax her resources to the limit
asking the fortunate Of citizenship help the less
Fortunate the appeal Of hese charities should not be vain Any
contributor designate just how his money shall be usdwhher
for food for clothing for fuel for for finding employment
procuring hospital for personal service other The
present pressing but these charities business 3ss
days in the beendng the destitute helping little children, the
aged the iek and trying always keep homes together wherever
possible =
Conhbudess Howard S. Reside treasurer s2s street
northwest, will be acknowledged to the donor.
The Washington herald., 1914-03-03
BLIZZARD AS SAFETY DEVICE.
New York Finds that Il Puts DAM
per on Speed Fiends.

New York. March 2-Fewer persons
were killed in the streets of New York
by traffic accidents during February than
during any month since February. 1911.
according to the report of the National
Highways Protective Society. made pub
lie today.
In the last month eight persons were
killed by automobiles, ten by trolley cars
and two by wagons, a total Of twenty, as
compared with four by automobiles and
one by trolley In February, 1911.
The society believes that the decrease
in street traffic accidents was due largely
to the big snowstorm which prevented
speeding and heavy traffic.
The Washington herald., 1914-03-03
GIRL DANCERS SHOW NEW STEPS
Exhibition Feature of Interstate
Clubs Public Reception.

All the latest dance steps were shown
by Miss Lucy Wright and Miss May
Little at the public reception Of the In
terstate Club, l3D6 G street. yesterday
afternoon. The affair was in charge Of
the Political Study Club. whose presi-
dent. Mrs. L. B. Thomson. acted as
hostess.
The feature OF the reception next Mon
day evening will be cello recital by
Peter Peters under the direction Of Prof.
Morey
The Washington herald., 1914-03-03
. Actress Forfeits Collateral.

Charged with assault. Mrs. Eva Leigh
Gilbert, actress. forfeited $40 collateral
yesterday when she failed to appear in
Police Court for trial. Miss Peggy Ware.
Of Atlanta, Ga, was the complaining wit
ness. Mrs. Gilbert was arrested Saturday
afternoon at the close Of the matinee at
a local theater. Miss Ware alleged Mrs.
Gilbert hit her with her fist last Friday
night
The Washington herald., 1914-03-03
To Good Citizens and
Lovers Of Our CAPITAL City

You are invited to attend public meeting at th.
New Willard Hotel THURSDAY. March S. a. .
O'Clock. 10 consider the appointment Of eourni,tc.
OF one hundred citizens without regard to party
Affiliations to consider the present. and prospective
condition OF legislation regarding the Capital City
and the Uelflre Of the District Of Columbia.
MANY CITIZENS
The Washington herald., 1914-03-03
BANKER HELD FOR LARCENY.
J. Rufus Worthington Said to Have
HiyaIed j. Rufu. walIfnrford,

Chicago. March al. Rufus worthing-
ton, former dean of the American Bank
ing Association OF Chicago, was arrested
here this afternoon BY two New York
detectives on a warrant charging larceny
by hailee. A Slo.' o bond 10 inovlved in
the Eastern escapade.
Chicago detectives were also after
Worthington on charges of wrecSing his
bank here.
The Washington herald., 1914-03-03
Is THIS CITY TO BE DwARFE,D Ry
4 FEW ENEMIES IN CnSGss
MD By OUR MUNICIPAL OFFI-
GERS.

What do our Commissioners mean hv
,rylhS 10 adopt new policies without
knowing what they are? Are thCy
dens by increasing his taXesa W.
payements in front OF a mans property
for the use of himself ami family or
for the whole community? Are the
blaTes them for not cleaning Off ths
snow when the sun will do IL for noth
ing? Are our Tax Assessors scared,
GOOD CITIZENS, write TO us about this
ofice. N
The Washington herald., 1914-03-03
TO GIVE OYSTER ROAST TONIGHT
4. Prepares Professional
Vaudeville Program.

The Theatrical Mechanical Association.
No. :. will give its first grand ball and
oyster roast tonight at the Elks' Hall.
Professionals from the various theaters
in Washington will entertain the guests
-Four spotlights have been installed in
the hall. The new dances will be
danced by several Of the leading artists.
who are appearing at the Washington
vaudeville thcaters this week There will
be dancing after o'clock and music
during the entire evening by two large
orchestras.
Chef 4. V. Girard will be the master
Of the roast.
The Washington herald., 1914-03-03
THEIR B0NNETS IN RING.
Two kansas Women to Oppose Men
for Congress-.

Kansas City. March THE candidacy
of Mrs. Minnie johnson Grinstead, wife
OF former Judge v. II. Grinstesd, and a
well-known Kansas suffrsgist, for United
ST. ties Senator on the Republican ticket
to succeed Bristow, was announced at
Liberal Hans.
Mrs. Grinstead is L native Kansan,
forty-four years old. and is the third
Kansas woman to be q candidate for
office other than local.
Mrs Eva Morley Murphy, of Goodland,
is a candidate for Congress, and Mrs.
l.. 5. Sheldon, of Lawrence. is seeking
election as associate judge Of the State
Supreme Court.
The Washington herald., 1914-03-03
MORE AER0s FOR BRITISH NAVY
Naval Estimates Include s1,25O,00
for Purchase Of Air Craft.

London. March 2-First Lord of the
Admiralty Winston Churchill today an.
nounced in the. House Of Commons that
the supplementary naval estimates are
divided as follows: For oil fuel and
necessary equipment. s2,5100oo; for air
and acceleration Of warship building,
S,sJ0Oo0.
The Washington herald., 1914-03-03
sIGHTLEsS wORKMEN BUSY.
Inmates of Home for blind Learn
Ing to Use New Invention.

'"e w s"@ -Ne" '"'eHae"'
In the workshops Of the Home for the
Blind, 3o50 r street northwest. there Is
a new machine for the making OF brooms,
a gift of Emil Berliner. William West.
a blind workman. has mastered the in
tricate and beautiful star pattern in can
ing.
in these workshops. Splint Gaming is an
other form that can be done by the blind
workmen. r. w. Fenton, another blind
workman. is a piano tuner. and also
teaches piano tuning.
The home will be open to visitors on
Mondays, from . to 4 o'clock. Patrons and
visitors are welcome.
The Washington herald., 1914-03-03
WITNESS KILLS GANGsTER.
Murder Trial In st. Louis Leads ts
Second Staying.

st. Louis, March 2-Henry Zang today
killed Wesley Red Simon. a gangster,
at Thirteenth and Chestnut streets, across
from the courthouse. Fang was the
States star witness In the trial of Simon
for the murder Of Emmett Carroll
Court had just adjourned for luncheon
As Simon stepped from the courtroom,
accompanied by two deputies, he was
shot by Zang. .....
The Washington herald., 1914-03-03
SPECIAL NOTICES.

ON AND AFTER MARCH 9. 1914, THE
headquarters of the Carpenters will
be located at 423-425 G st. n. W.. Typo
graphical Temple. E B. BYRNE, d. c.
Secretary.
The Washington herald., 1914-03-03

r.ts LlxAfivE BRoNo ouiSiHE rsb,sss
Ilrssxsss rfunA nanU u u fsih 10 eua 4 v.
GROVES aOstus p - - bsz -
The Washington herald., 1914-03-03
A FEW
PUBLIC
QUESTIONS

How many really good
measures has the committee
for the District of Columbia
in the House of Representa-
tives originated since Hon.
Benjamin Johnson of Ken
lucky was made chairman?
Has he helped or hindered
the best interests of our
capital city since he made
his advent into Washington?
Has he had any marked
respect for our citizens or
facts since he became chair
man OF the committee on the
District OF Columbia?
Will he sratify his col
leagues and the people by
resigning:?
H. TOWNSEND,
Box Ill, Herald Office.
United labor bulletin., 1914-02-21
French Commune Pictured
In Face of Mine Striker
F. W. W. in Denver Sunday Post

/ talked with a coal miner the other
day. He came up from the Trinidad
country He was dark, and sullen, and
hungry. The union of men is being
crushed by the union of money" he said.
"We may give in. Perhaps many OF us
have, as the forces against us were
overwhelming. But we are likely to
be in the depths again. Work is denied
those of us who stood up for our human
rights. Thus the operators make for
themselves union more effective and
terrible than any they denounced in us.
My wife and children want food. / tell
you, sir, they must, and will, have it"
Then he walked away, his teeth set, his
eyes flashing. l have seen such faces in
the Belleville section of heated Paris,
and while not desiring to be an alarmist
l say, push not your advantage too far,
operators of Colorado. 7 was reading
the other day the story OF the bitterness
of the French Commune. | recall this
pregnant passage:
81 remember in that ghastly time see
ing woman put the match to a piece
whose gunner had just dropped dead.
tlIlt llitu WIN SURE blnlf ltl SiIpb swept
straight into a knot OF horsemen on the
Neuilly road, and emptied more than
one saddle.
!" You have good sight said to
her
"She smiled.
" This winter she said slowly, my
children have all died for want of food
one by one, the youngest first. Ever
since then 1 want to hurt something
always. Do you understand
Il did understand; / do not know If
You do. 1t is just these things that
make revolutions"
OF course, all this cannot happen in a
land such as ours. The law is strong
and men are sensible but high handed
methods on the part OF little group of
mine owners must not rule. There
should be liberation, and humanity. Two
wrongs do not make right. Even adj
mitting the miners ask too much; per-
haps the operators gave too little Is
honest arbitration Il complete failure, |
wonder?
United labor bulletin., 1914-02-21
ADVERTISING THE UNION LABEL
Best Results Obtained Through Medium
of the Labor Papers.

At the Seattle convention of the
Union Label Department a resolution
was unanimously adopted, the substance
of which was that the very best means
for advertising the union label is by
advertising it in the newspapers. in
cluding the daily, weekly and monthly
labor papers and official organs OF labor
organizations.
After many years of experience and
thoughtful consideration" says the reso-
luton, we are convinced that the very
best results can be obtained by advertis.
ing in the newspapers. While many OF
our locals perhaps cannot afford to adj
vertise in the daily papers, however we
strongly urge that all local unions adj
vertise, and as extensively as possible.
in the labor papers in your vicinity.
The labor paper deserves our support
and in this particular instance it is to
our advantage to give it, We are fully
persuaded that an ad in labor paper
is worth barrel of novelties OF all
kinds. with the possible exception OF
calendars, and we hold that advertis-
ing in labor papers to be vastly superior
to even calendars"
United labor bulletin., 1914-02-21
"rhe King Can Do No Wrong. /,

In the mines of the United States
there were 2,300 men killed during the
past year. No one was arrested or con.
victed on account of this loss OF life
but labor officials, who have attempted
to organize the men of the mines and
make it possible for slaves to come to-
gether to demand that human life shall
not be sacrificed in the interests of div
idends, have been arrested and i'm
prisoncd, and some of them have been
foully shot and murdered, to remind us
of the fact that wealth is king and
'can do no wrong. Miners Magazine
United labor bulletin., 1914-02-21
LARGE BENEFITS PAID BY UNIONS
Money Given Sick Members Last Year
Exceeded 100000.

Some interesting figures of trade
union activity in the field Of sickness
insurance were given by State Commits
sioner Of Labor James NJ. Lynch Of New
York before the recent annual meeting
of the American Association for Labor
Legislation in Washington.
''Twenty-seven OF the unions affiliat-
ed with the American Federation Of
Labor said Lynch, paid out in ma
tional sick benefits during the wear end
ing September 30, 1913, little over
100000. OF this amount the Cigar
makers Union alone paid out $500 900"
Other large payments by unions dur
ing the year were: Molders. $I59.434;
Western Federation of Miners. 500 .O66 !;
Boot and Shoe Workers, S74,790; Hote!
and Restaurant Employees. s5s.9ll,
Plumbers, $4,000; BARRIERS, $46.ls5.
United labor bulletin., 1914-02-21
Ludlow, the melting Pot"
Cradle of Toilers' Liberty
BY BEN BLUMENBERG.

Ludlow. What theme for preachers
and teachers! Where can the writer.
orator or artist find inspiration as deep
and noble as that which the tented city
of the coal miners at Ludlow affords?
Ludlow, ''the melting pot made up
of some eighteen nationalities imbued
with common ideal, purpose and cause.
Here racial. religious, national and
language differences are forgotten; the
feuds, hatreds and petty differences en-
couraged by the rulers in all times and
climes gives way to the spirit of indus
trial mionism-"An injury to one is an
injury to ALL
In the little tented city upon the
wind-swept wastes of southern Colorado,
that highest social ethic which says,
Gone for all and all for one" finds full
est expression.
There is nothing suggesting the heroic
in the attitude of the miners and their
families; they are just group of toll
ers battling for little more sunshine,
leisure and opportunity; struggling to
secure little more OF the fruits of CIV
ilization made possible by their toll
No, nothing OF the heroic in the splen-
did spirit of solidarity manifested by
the miners against their oppressors; yet
in the not far distant future there will
he none prouder OF their lineage than
the offspring who first saw the light OF
day in the strikers colony, for in that
day we will have learned to honor only
those whose struggles blazed the way
for economic freedom
And when the rule of the Masters OF
Bread is broken, the preachers, teachers,
writer's, orators and artists will have a
social function to perform, if their ex.
istence is to be justified.
Until then the orators and preachers
will continue to mouth mealy platitudes,
the writers and teachers will endeavor
to imbue the masses with n slavish view
point and the artist will not fail to find
his inspiration in depicting all that
glorifies the power of those who live
upon the toll OF others.
Is it wonder that this cultured
aristocracy." proudly peddling their in
tellectual wares at the back doors of
their masters, are considered the lowest
kind OF prostitutes in the estimation OF
the clearest thinkers among the work
ing class:
United labor bulletin., 1914-02-21
The Mountain States Telephone 6 Telegraph Co.
"The Corporation Different
War Elements Fraternize
for One Day in Strike Zone
Continued from Page One. }

Continued from Page One.l
probers by act OF the national congress
To relieve the committee OF any embar'
assment for the present, Attorney Costi-
gan temporarily withdrew his request.
Representative Evans wanted to know
why there was more danger OF a riot in
presenting this S2-year-old woman as a
witness at Trinidad than Denver, as she
would be taken through the streets in
either event. The judge advocates re-
ply was, "It is the wish OF the governor
Postoffice Laws Violated.
Much evidence has been submitted this
week at Trinidad showing that strikers
had been refused permission to get their
mail from postoffices located on mine
company property. President Frank r..
Potter of the Rugby Miners Union and
Harvard Rice of the same place testified
that they were turned back from the
United States postoffice by state militia
guards.
George X. Hall, an undertaken who has
been conducting funerals for the miners,
told the committee that on several oc-
casions the armored automobile bearing
military officers from hcadunrters at
the Columbian hotel had broken up fun.
eral professions OF strikers. This was a
violation of the city ordinances, but
nothing had been done about it.
As the striking miners in the Trinidad
district represent about eighteen differ
ent nationalties. there has been consii-
cradle difficulty in securing interpreters.
Colonel George NJ. Lee, husband Of
NIro Cart f,tda I M oh ;,,pa,, ,f ,ba ct,ts
Democratic committee, acted as chief es-
cort of the congressman during Wcdncs-
days tour of inspection. Colonel Lee is
next in authority to General "IIuerta"
Chase in the state militia.
United labor bulletin., 1914-02-21

Beats them all. La Belle &c cigar;
,nion made in Denver.-Adv.
United labor bulletin., 1914-02-21
CONTRACTORS MUST OBEY RULES
Building Inspectors Cause Some Faulty
Structures to Be Razed.

City Building Inspector w. L. Rice
and his staff have been waging war upon
fraudulent contractors since January i.
Ten shoddy builders have been forced to
tear down structures and rebuild them,
several after being almost completed
In each instance these have been found
TO be the product OF cheap nom union
labor and ''pinching off" material. g.
This week Inspector johnson chopped
into the foundations OF two cottages be-
ing erected in North Denver and discov-
cred there was not sufficient concrete
to hold the gravel together; that the
foundations had been laid in cold
weather and water in the mixture had
frozen so that it, ell held together When
dried it was Just so much loose gravel
Inspector McLane ordered house
torn down on Capitol Hill that had
reached erection to the roof The foun-
dations were said to be faulty and un-
safe. This building was found to be
several pounds short of required specifi-
cations Tor sustaining weight.
According TO statements at the build
ing department there are about twenty
contractors in Denver who attempt to
dodge the building laws They have beer
listed and will henceforth be straight or
quit the business.
United labor bulletin., 1914-02-21
Beats them all. La Belle sc cigar:
union made in Denver.-Adv.
TIE TROUBLE.

Why is it that you have never mar
ried z"
Others who possessed the benefit of ex
perience advised me not to marry until
had saved up Mt least 10000"
Haven't you ever been able to save
that much ?"
Yes; but fellow learns such a lot
while he is saving l0,00O."-Chicago
Record Herald.
United labor bulletin., 1914-02-21

Beats them all. La Belle SC cigar -.
inion made in Denver.-Adv.
United labor bulletin., 1914-02-21
FEAR CANNOT CORNER SUPPLY.

1t is curious how the "big interest
men" explain the high cost of living
as being the result of shortage of
supply and in the same breath yell
that the taking off the duty on staple
articles will flood the country with that
which will reduce the cost OF living
The great fear in the heart OF these men
United labor bulletin., 1914-02-21
Man Killers Imported by
Big Three Coal Companies

Continued from Page One.l
as they could carry gun, and the OPP
orators paid the bill.
United labor bulletin., 1914-02-21

is the fact that they will not be able TO
corner the supply and thus make few
million dollars more off the working
class of men, who are the consumers OF
75 to 90 per cent of the commodities
that enter into the high cost of living.
-Galesburg Labor News.
United labor bulletin., 1914-02-21
ONE DAY MORE.

She-But will you love me in cold
December as you do in balmy June?
He-More, darlingl
She-Morcl
He-Sure! There's one more day in
December.-The Pelican.
United labor bulletin., 1914-02-21

The average price of automobiles. it
is said, has been reduced from 81 sos to
S2,347, so that those OF our readers who
were shv the Sl6l will now find them.
selveS able to sport a joy wagon.
United labor bulletin., 1914-02-21

Try Principe de Lees cigar for an
after-dinner smoke. Union made.-Adv.
United labor bulletin., 1914-02-21

81 understand that champagne loosens
the teeth"
mo. The tongue."- Washington Star.
TaÌˆgliches Cincinnatier volksblatt. [volume] (Cincinnati [Ohio]) 1885-1919, 1914-10-27

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