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Albuquerque morning journal. [volume] (Albuquerque, N.M.) 1903-1926, 1914-10-04
SOME BENEFITS 40 Is.

II this war lasts long. there viii be
nurtured In this country certain new
Industries which ordinarily 70 take
root and grow would have required
the protection Of tariff. such as we
have not now, and in some specific
instances never have had
II this war lasts long time. the
United states Will be forced Into the
manufacture of IT'S own drugs chem
reals and dyca nearly All Of which
il has been content to buy abroad.
A long war, therefore. whatever ~
Incidental LOSSES to us, viii act yirtu-
ally like a protective tariff To Inspire
the creation of now Industries. just
as tn tine uincties the tariff operated
To create flourishing tln.plAtc IN
dustry In this country
pppormuNS Is good incentive.
hnt necessity Is better Deprived of
certain essentials ia our munufac-
lures and to The comfort OF our iv-
Inns We set about supplying the do
faeucy ana once the means Of pro.
daction has been developed. we
should pc guilty OF hopeless folly. in-
deed. were We to enrich the foroisn-
efs hy rcsumng when peace is re-
stored what war has now suspended
That this country should ever
aenn bc dependent upon another for
"a product OF skill as DISTINGUISHED
from one of climate OF place, S rathcr
absurd when IL is considered that our
people are is sktlltui as any GA earth.
and thoroughh wen qualified TO DO
as much with raw material as any
.othCv people can De.
In mechanics ana oloeirics. II we
may make such distinction in tho
terms our people are IN the van Ii
n Industrial chemistry We have not
cQualed others. this fault proceeds
from uo defect inherent In us, but
rather from want If stimulus
Albuquerque morning journal. [volume] (Albuquerque, N.M.) 1903-1926, 1914-10-04
GERMANY MUST POPuLARIzE
GOVERNMENT.
(Review Of ReviewsD


The Germany that wise and clear
Visioncd people wish to see Is a great
nation, free to apply every ounce OF
its energy to those things that at once
help it's own people and add substan-
tally 10 the welfare of mankind at
large. The new Germany is not TO be
The product OF the punishment admin
stered hv group of powers, great and
small allied TO curb what they regard
as German aggression. on the con-
irafy. the now Germany Is to be the
creation of the German people, apply
ing their talents to neglected field.
This field is that of enlightened self
government The German people have
been yictimzed by their ruling classes.
Their system of administration has
bocn exceedingly efficient, and In
many ways II has been an instrument
Of marvellous social progress. But this
instrument which has been used to
strengthen Germany and enhance
German power has been controlled by
those who have been shaping German
policy for The sake of ambitious im-
perial projects that are now visiting
woo upon The heads of the German
people 1t IS true that the German
nation Isl SD disciplined. SO trained M
national and race patriotism. that IL
has followed it's leadership without
question into this desperate strife
against odds, believing that the in-
evitable day Of fate had come and
that Gcrmany's greater glory was to
result But when war becomes a fact
nations almost invariably rise above
and criticism because war
means acton and not Questionng
while to cavi or hold back rs akin
TO treason. Yet It would be absurd to
say that this war came on with the de-
abcrate and intelligent support of any
great nation
Albuquerque morning journal. [volume] (Albuquerque, N.M.) 1903-1926, 1914-10-04
MAKING CRIMINALS.

We are told Ia recent dlspatche
from Pittsburgh Of the imposition %
two sentences which must have q do
piorabie effect upon tho lower STRAIT
of the reading public. Two employee
Of the Colonial Trust company. arrest
"a for ombe1zlng eighty Thousand
dollars entered pleas Of guilty, one
Of them was sentenced to pay n fint
Of fifteen hundred dollars and serv,
two and one.half Years In the work.
house. 10 the other was given an in.
determinate sentence io the ponteu.
tlary Of from three 10 four and one
half years.
Now let us consider the mental
Processes of some Weak near-eriminai
who reads that dispatch and knows
nothng Of The underlying facts Of
these specific cases lly simple arith-
netic. he figures that These two crooks
rot away with forty thousand dollars
each and that ono ~ them had TO
pay back fifteen hundred dollars and
serve two and half years In a mod
crn sanitary dwelling with grated
windows having all his bonrd and
clothing aud lodging bills paid, and
received SALARY Of t3S, 500 for his en-
forced rest cure. The other. he rca-
sons, gets more money for serving "a
little longer term for his crookedness.
10 him there Is nothing facetious In
this sort Of seasoning II Is fair
sample OF the perverted logic OF q
potential criminal
Much has been written and said
about the flabhy loniency Of the courts
of this country toward criminals For
naturally the point that arises as
resnh Of such ahsurdly neht SEN
fences is the prohibitlve effect the
punishment has upon other likely Of
Tenders II Is almost nil
\ report recently made in the city
council Of Chicago aimed to show
why the authorities there have been
unable to cope with crime. It was
brought out that man arrested for
crime stood only one chance IN thirty
of coins "a jail And the report made
the significant statement.
The statistics of the criminal
branches Of the municipal court show
that out of the ~ 600 cases disposed
Of IN 1913, 5Ia per cont We're dis
charged. and that for the more serl-
Gus crimes the percentage af dir.
charges was very much higher
4 Scotland Yard detective once re-
that America was the Prone /
ised Land for criminals. and probably /
no one would be more willing to agree I
with him than the crooks themselves
Albuquerque morning journal. [volume] (Albuquerque, N.M.) 1903-1926, 1914-10-04
\ Significant Reason.

Rudolph said the judge, not UNI
kindly here YOU are again. charged
with drunkenness. What have you
to say"
Judge" began the Teuton, tell
YOU. vas painting house in de nord
side by a house where der vas q
French poodle dog. Den a lady comes
in and SAYS to dat poodle, Come here.
Bismarck Den -"
"nischarged,H reared the judge
Albuquerque morning journal. [volume] (Albuquerque, N.M.) 1903-1926, 1914-10-04
\ LOYAL Friend.

section foreman on southern
railway heard the following CONVERSE
.tion between two Of his dusky labor
ers.
Jim. YOU bettah come here an he p
me. rs talkln' up fer YOU"
"How's dat
wy dis here man say YOU amt fit
fer de dawes an an told him yes you
is"
Albuquerque morning journal. [volume] (Albuquerque, N.M.) 1903-1926, 1914-10-04

one sunday after service an old lady,
the housckeepcr in the home of Il
friend, spoke 90 him.
y want TO tell you, sir" she said.
how much I enjoy going to church on
the days that you preach"
The clergyman said that he was
very much eratified.
"Oh sir she added. with appall-
ing candor II get such a good seat
then"
Albuquerque morning journal. [volume] (Albuquerque, N.M.) 1903-1926, 1914-10-04

IT'S three months To Christmas and
all through The house
Not creature is stirring. not even a
mousse
Which fact should impress you. 81 you
must allow.
That pretty good plan is to tend 20 II
now.
Buffalo Evening News.
Albuquerque morning journal. [volume] (Albuquerque, N.M.) 1903-1926, 1914-10-04
The St0ryteHers


"Now,n said the professor in the
medical college IF a person in good
health but who imagined himself sick
should send for You, what would you
don"
said a student would give him
something to make him sick, and then
administer an antidote"
Don't waste any more time here.
young man" said the teacher "but
begin practice at once"
Albuquerque morning journal. [volume] (Albuquerque, N.M.) 1903-1926, 1914-10-04

signs of life, he was asked how it
seemed to be dead
Dead he exclaimed. 81 wasn't
dead. knew / wasn't dead, too. be-
cause my feet We're cold and l was
hungry
But how did that fact make you
think YOU We're still alive" asked
one OF the curious
Wen, this way. know that If
were IN heaven l wouldn't be hungry.
and if ] was in the other place my
feet wouldn't he cold.
Albuquerque morning journal. [volume] (Albuquerque, N.M.) 1903-1926, 1914-10-04

itl'eN hr. lAman Abbott in the New
York SUM
u IS mol strange that men should
point TO this perhaps the greatest war
Of history, ass an evidence that Chris
tianiN Is d iainre. If Christianity pro-
tossed 90 be able 10y a miracle to trans
form human nature vt once. such a
war would hc fatal TO its claim But
no such claim can be made for Chris
tlanitN lt + great human movement.
a phase Of the GRADUAL evolution of
man. governed by conscience and rea-
son, out of the brute governed by APP
petite and passion.
Man as he is seen in the world to-
day Is an unfinished product. lie Is in
the making The best that can be said
.of Christian is that he Is further
along toward the goal of humanity
than the barbarian. Theological doc
'trines such as the trinity, the atone
Albuquerque morning journal. [volume] (Albuquerque, N.M.) 1903-1926, 1914-10-04

Hemarck predicted that the next
war between Germany ANA France
would mean the extinction of one mas
tlon or The other The kaiser Thought
IL would bo France
Albuquerque morning journal. [volume] (Albuquerque, N.M.) 1903-1926, 1914-10-04

n you would understand why some
men absolutely refuse 10 keep quiet.
YOU should understand that thoy
would attract very little attention I'M
iass they talked.
Albuquerque morning journal. [volume] (Albuquerque, N.M.) 1903-1926, 1914-10-04
Ills RoasonIna Wa Cood

a certain young MANS friends
thought he was dead bat he was only
IN a state Of coma When. in ample
time 20 avoid being buried he showed
Albuquerque morning journal. [volume] (Albuquerque, N.M.) 1903-1926, 1914-10-04

Yes, am going tao run for office
Your friends seem pleased"
$50 do my enemies And that looks
kind of omnous, don't you think ~
Louisville Courier-Journal.
Albuquerque morning journal. [volume] (Albuquerque, N.M.) 1903-1926, 1914-10-04

A retired clergyman tells good
Joke at his own expense. We was ac-
eustomed iu officiate frequently as a
vacation ssppS in suburban church.
Albuquerque morning journal. [volume] (Albuquerque, N.M.) 1903-1926, 1914-10-04
Just a Wnrmlne.up r1crclsc.

Nero has SGT fire to Rome
When I'm feincarnated. he eN-
claimed I'm hHrn Louyain
There Is nothing IKE preparing for
The future, after an Philadelphia
Ledger.
Albuquerque morning journal. [volume] (Albuquerque, N.M.) 1903-1926, 1914-10-04
NIlsnamcd. II II h.

she with newspaper There's a
place IN PENNSYLVANIA called Econ
umy
He I'm bet ms not summer re-
sort Boston Transcript
Albuquerque morning journal. [volume] (Albuquerque, N.M.) 1903-1926, 1914-10-04
rnE cmLn IN rnE GNRpEN.


When 20 the garden Of untroublcd
thought
came of Hate and saw The open door,
Ana wished again to enter and eX-
plore
The sweet. Wild ways with stainless
bloom inwrought
And powers of innocence with beauty
frneht
1t seemed some purer voice must speak
before
I dared to tread that garden loved Of
yore.
That Eden lost unknown and found
unsought
Then Just within the gate saw a
child
\ stranger child to my heart most
dear
Who held his hands to me and softly
smiled
with ewes that knew no shade of sin
on fear
Come ia. he said, and play a while
With mes
/ am the little child You used to be
Henry Van Dyke
Albuquerque morning journal. [volume] (Albuquerque, N.M.) 1903-1926, 1914-10-04

Tho latest report is that the do
mand for peace doves cXceeds The
supply.
Albuquerque morning journal. [volume] (Albuquerque, N.M.) 1903-1926, 1914-10-04
Bits OF Hum0r


Great war this"
Yes. Il seems 10 come up to the
press notices. Kansas city Journal
Albuquerque morning journal. [volume] (Albuquerque, N.M.) 1903-1926, 1914-10-04

Many landlords AMI tenants first
met through the want columns Of the
Journal.
Albuquerque morning journal. [volume] (Albuquerque, N.M.) 1903-1926, 1914-10-04

God OF the nations. near and far
Ruler of all mankind
Bless Thou Thy people as they strive
The paths of peace to find
The clash of arms stll shakes the sky
King battles still with King,
wild through the frighted air OF night
The bloody tocsIns ring.
But clearer far the friendly speech
OF scientists and seers,
The wise debate Of statesmen and
The shout of pioneers
And stronger far the clasped hands
OF lahor's teeming throngs,
Who In hundred tongues repeat
Their common creeds and songs.
4 Father from the curse Of war
We pray Thee give release,
And speed, q speed the blessed day
OF Justice, love and peacel
Albuquerque morning journal. [volume] (Albuquerque, N.M.) 1903-1926, 1914-10-04
PRAYER Day PEACE HYMN.

lReV. John Haynes Holmes Verses To
BE Sung October ID
The federal council Of churches and
the church peace union have recom-
mendcd that THE Peace Hymn" By
Rev John Haynes Holmes. be sung In
AN the churches Of The United States
on the occasion of the day OF prayer
for peace. Sunday. October 4, desig-
mated In the proclamation Of President
Wilson. The hymn which VIII he
sung To the tune of st. Agnes" by j.
u. Dykes, follows:
The Lamar register., 1914-10-21
CHAPTER XIV.
The Usual Method.

" HE cab driver who brought the
prosperous big president of the
Earth and his prosperous
friend to the Hotel de Renais-
sance received $40 tip. The bell
boys who carried in their elaborate
luggage received $40 each. Before
dinner was over the jOvially smiling
big man was spoken of about the hotel
as Spender Walingford, and the pro-
prietor himself went up TO see what
was the matter with the thermostat.
iii have the head engineer up here
in just few minutes" announced MIR.
Blount. who was "a bullet headed man
upon whom II dress suit sat with some
shame. IF you want anything in the
town let me know and I'll get 1t for
you, Mr.. Wallingford."
Il don't think you're going to give
me chance to want anything re-
turned Wallingford pleasantly. by
the way, though. I'll probably need
some information. Do you imagine
that it would be difficult to promote a
big public amusement park here!'
Mr.. BlOunt considered the matter
gravely, then shook his head. II
couldn't tell you about that" he admit
ted You see, that's all politics here.
The only two amusement parks we
have are run by county commission
err and an alderman of opposite poll
tics. and they're both backed by the
traction company. which Is all politics.
This is the only city in the country
that has two healthy political gangs.
and nobody knows who's going to lose
The Lamar register., 1914-10-21

"Oh, I'm not dissatisfied" Walling-
ford Informed him with easy nOncha-
lance. ut isn't my game. but still I'll
clean up about $4,000 on the side"
81 suppose So" grumbled Blackie
It's got to be habit with you. Who
suffers this timer
DILLON explained Wallingford,
chuckling. II bought one little 500
share OF stock In his company today,
and tomorrow I'm going to bring suit.
as q stakeholder. for dissolution Of
his company. on the grounds of mis-
representation and misuse Of funds.
My lawyer demanded TO see the books
four minutes after | bought my share
Of stock. and he tells me that I'll
have no trouble at all in getting an
Injunction that will prevent the Dillon
company from taking any steps toward
the extension of the business within
the next thirty days."
i've heard of pikers. but holding up
a S5.OOO.OOO company to protect a 500
certificate comes close to the edge Of
being the limit" judged Blackie after
mature deliberation. why all this
crouch against Dillon? And why tie
his hands for thirty days-so as to
quiet his nerves.
Wallingford smiled seraphically.
Merely so can exercise my option on
the Avon theater at 100000" he re-
piled. striking match on the big red
mo SmoKIng- sign ana i..nung a long
black cigar. The hoodoo Is broken,
and the house is worth double my op-
ton at this very minute. Nasselanger
Of the syndicate was trying TO buy it
from Sickels tonight. and Sickels is at
this moment over at the Breeches no.
tel drowning his sorrows " tn one
hand and drinking to his luck with the
other
Blackie gazed upon his friend with
thoughtful admiration for awhile, and
then he grinned. Il want you to go
over with me and call on Dillon tomOr-
row right after you file your suit" he
suggested. Il want him to wait on us
while pick out pink undershirt and
pair of silk suspenders.'
The Lamar register., 1914-10-21

cue to him three times little later on
and pushed him on the stage. He ut
tered the well remembered first line in
daxed air to no one In particular. and
out in front everybody laughed. As
one in a dream Blackie went through
the part OF the Grand Lama In pre-
cisely the manner In which for q
month he had been urging Delaney to
play 1t. When the curtain rang down
ON the first act Miss Devoe hated him
for life. for the recalls were all for
him. Violet Bonnie threw her arms
around him with gurgles Of Joy.
This is the proudest minute Of my
life!" she exclaimed.
Give me a goblet of rye" begged
Blackie huskily.
"Clearr' yelled the stage manager
to the pro tenn star comedian and his
wife.
Get out Of the road, your snapped
a grip man as he slammed past them
with a set OF marble steps on his
shoulder.
The next Blackie remembered was
having his costume torn OF him in
the dressing room and another one
thrust upon him.
You'd better step out and tell them
that Delancy's sick and that an under
study was put on at a moments no
tice." he suggested In his only lucid in
terval.
Somebody laughed ut that. 1t sound
ed like his wife. Then he was on the
stage again and great peals Of laughter
were rolling up to him and over him
from out th.t vast yawning pit Of dim
human mistiness. 1t followed him
wherever 1t went 1t annoyed him
whenever he spoke, because he was
never allowed to finish what he had to
say, but there was something in 1t
that he seemed to like too. 1t seemed
to liven him up and make him more
active
1t was so all through the play. Be
fore the evening was half over the ex-
perienced Violet Bonnie went around
shaking hands with everybody who
would stand still long enough. and with
herself when nobody else was handy.
for 1.-THE Lama's Goat" was 'acrossv'
She was the happiest woman in the
world. and the proudest. for Blackie
had done it all. She told him as much
over and over. until she almost made
him believe 1t after the last act.
SWELL" he finally conceded. II never
would have done 1t IL 1t hadn't been
for that souse."
"Sousew she repeated, laughing
why. Blackie. you haven't had a
drink today and she pointed to the
still uncOrked bottle upon his ma keup
table.
He looked at 1t. astounded, until he
finally believed that. too. Somebody
get me corkscrew." he directed. i've
got eight drinks coming"
The stage manager burst into the
dressing room just at Blackie. submit
ting to cocoa butter. was taking the
second of his beIated drinks and all
but embraced him.
"YOur reputa tiOn's made from this
minutew the stage manager exclaimed.
That's what | was afraid Of before
l started" retorted Blackie. with a
rather sheepish grin.
you've put over the biggest hit on
Broadway. just got word from De-
lancy's wife that he can come back to-
morrow. but If he does come back it'll
be to carry spear"
Hell play the part tomorrow night
II he can walk" asserted Blackie de
terminedly. II got a nice face, and
like it. wouldn't abuse 1t this way
again for $I.OO0,OOO.
"You don't mean you're not going to
plav anv more. Mr.. Daw" exclaimed
The Lamar register., 1914-10-21
CONTINUED next weekly

Young man and wife wants work
on farm, ranch or anywhere. Ad-
dress w. A. White, care Of Mrs. Car
cline Ziese, Lamar, Colo.
Norwich bulletin., 1914-02-26
HUMOR OF THE DAY

Did the doctor pronounce you sound as dollar?' Yes, and sent me bill for five.'-Judge.
 Miss Elderly-They say that mar rIages are made in heaven. Miss foung-Ah, then you have one chance more--Boston Transcript
 She has a. complexion like tinted porcelain Yes. I knew she took lessons in china painting" Plain Dealer.
 The typewriter saves time" What l like about il Is this" commented the lazy writer. Tt never fails to dot an f or cross a t. '"-Pittsburgh Post.
 Juror-we acquitted him out of sympathy. F'riend-For his aged mother? Juror-Oh. no-for having such lawyer-Philadelph Bulletin. That old newspaper seller is a good sort. There is an old widow who can't afford to take the paper, so every morning as he passes her room he stops and reads her the serial story" -F'liegende BIaetter.
 Burglar (holding jewel case and speaking to householder crouched ter rifiedly in bed)-Sorry to trouble yer, mum. but would yer mind helping me choose q present for the missus! It's her birthday tomOrrow.-Puck.
 Wife-Any fashions in that paper. Jack Jack (who has just settled dressmaker's bilD-Yes. but they're no use to you, dear. It's yesterdays pa peri-London Opinion.
 ''Only dollar and seventy eight cents" said the holdup man. disgusted- ly. Can you beat it?' T not only can" replied the citizen, '.but I'm go- ing to-" And he did-Detroit News.
 Bill-Music has a wonderful infiu- ence over us. Jill-I know it. Bill Did you ever feel the power of a singer over you? Jill-Sure! I married one -Y onkers Statesman.
 Teacher-Jane, can you tell me who succeeded Edward VI? Jane-Mary. Teacher-Now, Lucy, who followed Mary? Lucy (absent- -mindedly)-He little lamb.-Theosophi Path.
Norwich bulletin., 1914-02-26
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