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Evening capital news. (Boise, Idaho) 1901-1927, 1914-09-04
Let Us Give You a Combination Vacuum Sweeper Free!

We can give you of the best Vacuum Sweepers
made to retail at $3.50 They easy operate and
very few mechanical parts get Of order you
will inquire the Bargain Circle for full information
you will be presented with coupon.
Evening capital news. (Boise, Idaho) 1901-1927, 1914-09-04

Portland, Sept Wheat-Trading.
light. Bluestem, SLIP bid; forty fold.
81 paid: club. 971ac bid: red Russian,
951sc bid; red fife, IS iac bid.
Car receipts-Wheat, "a; barley, 8;
flour. II; oats, 6; hay. 4.
The Guthrie daily leader. [volume] (Guthrie, Okla.) 1893-1996, 1914-06-27
A TEXAS WONDER

The Texas Wonder cures kidney
and bladder troubles, dlssolves gravel,
cures diabetes, weak and lame backs,
rheumatism. and all Irregularities OF
the Kidneys and bladder in both men
and women. Regulates bladder tron-
bles In children. n not sold by your
druggist, will be sent by mail on re-
CENT OF 800 one small bottle is
two months treatment, and seldom
fails to perfect cure. Send for tes-
timoplals from this and other states.
DR.. r. w. Hall. 1926 Olive Street, st.
Louis. Mo. Sold by druggists.--~Adv.
The Guthrie daily leader. [volume] (Guthrie, Okla.) 1893-1996, 1914-06-27

man advised me to try Lydia +. Pink
hams Vegetable Compound and J got
bottle. felt better the next month so
| took three more bottles of it and got
well 50 | could work all the time. |
hope every woman who suffers like did
will try Lydia E. Pinkham $ Vegetable
Compound. " - Mrs. ?. W. LANsENG,
Route No. ], Florence, South Dakota.
Why will women continue to suiierday
in and day out or drag out a siekly, half
hearted existence. missing three-fourths
of the Joy Of living. when they can find
health in Lydia f. Pinkham s Vegetable
Compound?
For thirty years il has been the stand
ard remedy for female ills, and has re-
stored the health Of thousands Of women
who have been troubled with such all
ments as displacements. inflammation,
liberation. tumors. irregularities. etc
II You want special advice write to
LYDIA Z. Pinkham Medicine Go. conf
dentisI Lynn, Mass. Your letter will
be opened, read and answered by
woman and held in strict confidence.
The Guthrie daily leader. [volume] (Guthrie, Okla.) 1893-1996, 1914-06-27

ter Mari, NJ, + Morris, Creager and
Douglas
Club Extension Mrs, Dodson,
chairman; Messrs. Burnsdale NJ.
Cassidy and j. f. Pickard
Parks aud Flowers--Mrs. =. Ray,
chairman: Messrs, Z. s Rexroad,
Ly dia Glazie~, 7. NJ. Mcclure
Legislative Committee Mrs. r. }.
Waugh. chairman, Nessrs Rexroad.
Fiison. Abernathy. Anna NJ Bennett,
r. ). DAVIS. Derr. Beadles and Car
ter
MdsIe Committee Mrs House
worth chairman: Nessrs. ]. II. Cot
teral, r. ]. Blac<man, Dr. West How
ard, Duke, Miss Ethel Cohagen and
Miss Goodrich.
Domestic seience-Mrs. F.. J.
Doughty. chairman; Messrs. Fair
field Burnsdale, Carpenter, J. D. Os-
horne. Rankin and Mrs. Cook.
Hospitals-Mrs, Speed. chairman:
Messrs. soper H. L. Miller Strane
and Beadles
humane Committee-Mrs. 7. Ray,
chairman: Messrs Beadles, Hart,
Mcclure Speed, Carter and Bierer.
The Guthrie daily leader. [volume] (Guthrie, Okla.) 1893-1996, 1914-06-27
Announce COMING Wedding.

announce eo"'''a "e'''"9
"r ~ = ''"i''''i "'''''"n''S '''
marriage OF ms uau''i''''' 'iel'u -
"r' Jesse '''o'''"S OWNS WI "'u''
aay' 'n''e 'We"'N '-'o"rtn Ut ''' ''o'''
oi 'ne p'ioe s'S ''' WIS. '"''N
''cnu'n"Nef al ''Nn''' 'N''''o"''
MISS tfani'ei' WHIST ''o'''7 j. ~ ','''
water "e'en0e0 t'''' ~ "''' w. Vo'''7
AZ 'hai p'Hee' anu '''er' we 'o'"'''
~" Hcioo' ~ nNl'i'S0i"' ~ N''''" wv
The Guthrie daily leader. [volume] (Guthrie, Okla.) 1893-1996, 1914-06-27
NOTICE..

We would like to have a few more
rockers. chairs. couchos and small
tables 10 help nmplete furnishing the
Womens Rest Room II you nave q
Niece Of discarded furniture please
all M Mrs Il. r. Mitchell, Phone
l29.
The Guthrie daily leader. [volume] (Guthrie, Okla.) 1893-1996, 1914-06-27

The Tuesday Auction club meeting
for this week was held yesterday AZ
the home of Mrs Elliot Lyons. Mrs
Fred Cronk made high score ano
Mrs. f. l.. 1agney made low. Those
pla, lne substitute hands were Mrs
Hagnev of Ration New Mexico. Mrs
v n. Curl. Mrs. !. + Paymal ano
Miss Edith fiji
The Guthrie daily leader. [volume] (Guthrie, Okla.) 1893-1996, 1914-06-27

Chas e. Smith has Withdrawn from
the race for county attorney. Bnsi-
ness matters needing his urgent at
tention prompted Mr.. Smith to with
draw lie has decided 10 sever his
connection with his present law firm
and will hereafter 90 Il alone.
The Guthrie daily leader. [volume] (Guthrie, Okla.) 1893-1996, 1914-06-27

Th- PIN Delta Gamma club was en-
ier'aiued Yesterday afternoon boy Mis-.
Helen jenkins At auction. Mrs. Joni
Cosa received the club spoon. Mis-
Agnes Isrickner The guest prize an'
Mis- VIRGIL TAYLOR the consolation \
dainty ice course was served afte'
ta- games to the club members an
20 Miss Mary peckham Of blackwell
.Nis- Mary Nlyce HAYNES ot Wichita
The Guthrie daily leader. [volume] (Guthrie, Okla.) 1893-1996, 1914-06-27
s.sag gMnNM HNN1 y
OF LOCAL MOMENT N

The political pot IN Logan hcains
% boil IN earnest Candidates are
ieAtine the bushes for support. The
armcr is paving very little attention
o them
Fred Ritterbusch says he dld not
efile and that ne was advised noi ta
10 50
II de,elops that the negro who lied
or the legislature can neither read or
grite. which will disqualify him, IN
Ter the laws Of the state Amos EN-
ng feels easier nov
J. ". Reeves. - years Old. father
f former county surveyor, Bert
,eeves died at his home near or g.
ent today The date of the funeral
as not set been announced
BEST crop We nave ever had % said
yal,er Wilson. OF Meridian tot'y,
brat corn is needing rain badly
Swimming parties 70 the Ciiamron
.,d fif-eus fa.e are scheduled FOR
The Guthrie daily leader. [volume] (Guthrie, Okla.) 1893-1996, 1914-06-27
NOTICE.

Nv attention has been recently
called 10 neglect in using inl Lights,
and especially high rate Of speed
of automobiles No one can claim
ignorance Of the law. Observe 1t ana
Keep out of trouble.
Respectfully.
n. NJ. CARTER
Commissioner public Safety
The Guthrie daily leader. [volume] (Guthrie, Okla.) 1893-1996, 1914-06-27

Harsh physics react, weaken the
3uwels, viii lead to chronic c0nstipa'
ion Doans Regulets operate easlN
,6c box at all stores.
The Guthrie daily leader. [volume] (Guthrie, Okla.) 1893-1996, 1914-06-27

Now Is the time to get rid Of yonr
heumatism. Try n twenty five cent
,ottle Of Chamberlain Liniment and
ee how quickly your rheumatic pains
disappear. Sold by all dealers
The Guthrie daily leader. [volume] (Guthrie, Okla.) 1893-1996, 1914-06-27

Miss Lillian Dechman who was
taken suddenly i'll with appendicitis
on Sunday is reported improved nut
she will remain at her home in ORA
homa City until the opening OF the
fall term al the university in Sep
tember
The Guthrie daily leader. [volume] (Guthrie, Okla.) 1893-1996, 1914-06-27

A complete list of all state candi~
dates who filed for office Of all par
ties is printed in The Leader today.
The Guthrie daily leader. [volume] (Guthrie, Okla.) 1893-1996, 1914-06-27
Miss Junia Williams, Miss Blanche
Furow and Miss Agnes Brickner.

Miss Alma watkins is home from
Edmond for the week end and has for
her guests. Misses Edith ana RUIN
Mab0n OF Miami Others coming np
from Edmond lasl evening were
Misses Grace Fernando, 'l.orena
Phelps. Mildred Bond, Augusta
lloughton and Margaret Armantroui.
The Guthrie daily leader. [volume] (Guthrie, Okla.) 1893-1996, 1914-06-27
Robertson Recital.

robertson Hec''d''
\ nnhpef OF ''e N"p''' 'o'' -
voice ana piano OF MrS' i"
Robertson appeared lh ''''''' ''' ''' =.
First christian ohur'''' 'o' '''""F
was the ilrst aip'a''A''' :" l''''''
All are lTs' year p''t"'9 '''
standing 'heir Worh was '''''''
a large sued ana 'Ppf'o'"'''' ''
ei'ce- ihe pfosid"1 ""9
l1ano Irio-~ enc" '""'"','
......'.''' .'''-'.'.''- '"''''"'D'
M"ree N"''neil"i"' r''" 40
Johnson
'arVle N'''e'
Piano 'Golden Flowers ~
'"'''e VIVA" 80
voice -''1 ''o'''a ..'' '''NN'
~ oh i'rF nose ''"i'
The Guthrie daily leader. [volume] (Guthrie, Okla.) 1893-1996, 1914-06-27

4 Miss Ada B Woodward OF the
piano department OF the Methods
university, presents Miss Blanche
Furrow in recital Oh Thursday even
ing, July second at the First Metho-
dist church. Miss Fnrrow IS va
ented pianist and has prepared =
"proaraln of interesting numbers
The Guthrie daily leader. [volume] (Guthrie, Okla.) 1893-1996, 1914-06-27
Dr. f. G. ADAMS, Dentist. Suite l, 3,
Spurlock building. Phone Is.
Dale And Guss Settle Suit

All is harmony in the old camp
once again Judge Dale and L. C.
Guss got together this morning and
decided 10 settle their little misunder-
standing ont II court. Guss paid the
S2ooo and Judge Dale paid the costs
and the dove OF peace is cooing again.
The Guthrie daily leader. [volume] (Guthrie, Okla.) 1893-1996, 1914-06-27
Miss Faskin is Hostess.

Miss Gladys Faskin was hostess TO
the Five Five Five club Yesterday al
ternoon. Music and dancing were
enjoyed and a two-course luncheoh
was served to The guests, who were
the club members and Miss Eihyle
Cohagen
The Guthrie daily leader. [volume] (Guthrie, Okla.) 1893-1996, 1914-06-27

Mrs. Rohrer and daughter '1i'i"n'
left yesterday for q summer WISH VI
Illinois.
The Guthrie daily leader. [volume] (Guthrie, Okla.) 1893-1996, 1914-06-27

Mr and Mrs. Gilgis Payne return
ed home Yesterday from three
weeks "trip TO Omaha, st. Paul Port
land and California points
The Guthrie daily leader. [volume] (Guthrie, Okla.) 1893-1996, 1914-06-27
CITY GARBAGE COMPANY.

Let US furnish you a Sanitary Gar
oage can and keep It clean for you
phone sa2
The Guthrie daily leader. [volume] (Guthrie, Okla.) 1893-1996, 1914-06-27

Miss Lillian Naroney and va" !"
Malroney are visiting Gulhrie friends
The Guthrie daily leader. [volume] (Guthrie, Okla.) 1893-1996, 1914-06-27


: II 4 y 4. Is H X Nm ww H% g
Miss Edith Maben Of Miami Is
visiting Alma Watkins
l.ee Cockrum OF Ontario. Oregon,
is the guest of Guthrie friends
NJ z Wamplor has gone to ~
alta county to superiutend the thresh
NJ OF his large wheat crop
Mrs. Charles I.aucks Of near cres-
,ent. is visiting al the Wampler home
N West Logan
AttorpcA Normau Haskell and Wn
reekmore were here today on Legal
usineSs
Hon. 4enry 5. Johnston, next con
gressman from the new 5th district i.
iere TODAY
Mrs i 4 Riliue returned to OK
Iahoma cits this morning aocompan-
led b, her little nephew, Austin hui
The Guthrie daily leader. [volume] (Guthrie, Okla.) 1893-1996, 1914-06-27
Children CRY
FOR FlETCHER'S
Q a 8 Q RIA
Auto Cars Collide

s. L. spurrier's ear received a
broker main spring In 4 collision with
the =. l.. liirschi machine at noon
today
The Guthrie daily leader. [volume] (Guthrie, Okla.) 1893-1996, 1914-06-27

Mrs. j. G.. Spurrier and Miss Carroll
Snurrior of saltwater are the guests
of Mrs. s. l.. Spnrrier
The Guthrie daily leader. [volume] (Guthrie, Okla.) 1893-1996, 1914-06-27

EYs T .. y Z xwv ~ = rsS
W TOPICS Or TOWN y.
w AND STATE =.
2 q n = Y y, y, r. n ~H SSSsp
The Guthrie daily leader. [volume] (Guthrie, Okla.) 1893-1996, 1914-06-27

A healthy man is a K1as III his own
right an unhealthy man an unhappy
slave For impure blood and slug
g,sh Hver. use Burdock Blood BIT
ters. On the market 35 years. s-o'
bottle.
The Guthrie daily leader. [volume] (Guthrie, Okla.) 1893-1996, 1914-06-27

attend the big celebration and picnic
to be pulled Off at Meridian on July
lth. 4 big time will be had. Plenty
OF everything promised.
The Guthrie daily leader. [volume] (Guthrie, Okla.) 1893-1996, 1914-06-27
IN SUCH PAIN
WOMAN CRIED
Suffered Everything Until Re-
stored to Health by Lydia
E. Pinkham's Vegeta-
bic Compound.

Florence. So. Dakota. -" used to be
very sick every month with bearing
The Guthrie daily leader. [volume] (Guthrie, Okla.) 1893-1996, 1914-06-27
FROM A MEMORY

Low in the west gleam after CLEAN
Glowed faint ana fainter, til the last
Made their dying day a living dream
To las as long as life shall last.
And in the arches of the ttrees
The wild birds slept With folded wing
And e'en TIE lips of the summer
breeze,
That sang all day had ceased &c
sing. Father RYAN ~
The Guthrie daily leader. [volume] (Guthrie, Okla.) 1893-1996, 1914-06-27

Or T.. c. Adams, Dentist. S:ste I. /
Spuriock Buiidins ohoua ~
The Guthrie daily leader. [volume] (Guthrie, Okla.) 1893-1996, 1914-06-27

The Presbyterian Endeavor-. abon
twenty five in number. pi nicked a
Hiehlani park lasr evening
The Guthrie daily leader. [volume] (Guthrie, Okla.) 1893-1996, 1914-06-27

g 3. q = =. r = u e 2. n n M :. =
PERSONAL AND LOCAL.
n r. y Z. Is Mx Nm rs y N@ 9
The Guthrie daily leader. [volume] (Guthrie, Okla.) 1893-1996, 1914-06-27

Candidates Are invited
All county candidates are invited to
The Guthrie daily leader. [volume] (Guthrie, Okla.) 1893-1996, 1914-06-27

sac and }9c white crepes ANA
ratines IA dots, stripes, plaids
ANA plain Weayes, yard 25c
re paiama cheeks 'if inches
wide, tonight only yard l4e
lac Middl Ijlouse suitinss
Grand Forks daily herald. (Grand Forks, N.D.) 1914-1916, 1914-09-14
IMPORTS FROM EUROPE.

Europe, which in recent years has
supplied about 20 per cent of the man
ufactured goods imported into the
United States, showed, in the fiscal
year which ended June 80, 1914, a
smaller gain in its contributions Of
general merchandise than any other
grand division except Africa. Accord
ing to official figures Of the depart
ment Of commerce, imports from Eu-
rope were three million dollars greater
than in the previous year, compared
with a gain Of five million in imports
from South America, five million in
those of Oceanica, ten million in those
from Asia, sixty-five million in those
from North America and a loss Of sev-
en- million in those from Africa.
France. italy, Germany, Switzerland
and Spain showed gains, while the
United Kingdom, the Netherlands and
Russia were among the important Eu-
ropean countries the imports from
which decreased during the past year.
The character OF goods imported
from Europe has been the subject OF
30 many inquiries reaching the bureau
Of foreign and domestic commerce
that the following summarization has
been prepared by that Office showing
tie principal manufactures and manu-
4acturing materials for its chief sup
ny 81 witch the United States has
usually looked TO Europe. Consider
Grand Forks daily herald. (Grand Forks, N.D.) 1914-1916, 1914-09-14

Now the hall was full, and Angus
tus PEARSON, sitting modestly three or
four benches away from the platform,
was the recipient of the congratuia-
tons of his fellow-members. These
were very hearty indeed, and Angus
Y felt that, after all. life was worth
living. He was indubitably the hero
of the moment, and also Of Morston-
on-the-Wash. He had proved himself
to be the rifle shot of the town, and
as one comrade and another came up
to him and smacked him heartily up
on the back-rather too heartily ne
sometimes thought-he realized that
he was in the centre Of the picture
for the first time in his life.
He. Augustus PEARSON. was at the
moment, the cynosure Of every eye,
the most important individuality in
the town.
Augustus had always had doubts Of
himself before. In Imagination he had
seen himself in splendid situations
winning the V. c., being presented by
the king with the Albert medal, and
coming back to his native town to be
met upon the platform by all the
prettiest girls Of the village, present.
ing him, If not with the freedom Of
the city, at n rate with their suf-
frages and love. He had. imagined
S~SAA ~OPRSAhAaAoo AZ I1l0 pdoS, u a
never really believed they could be
materialized. Now. however, by the
exercise of a little ingenuity, he was
the ~undoubted champion of Morston-
on-the-Wash.
Yet he was not entirely happy.
Somehow or other his comrades,
while congratulatins him, seemed to
be a little rough in their regard. They
smacked him on the back with a
somewhat insincere heartiness. They
congratulated him with voices in
imagined that he detected sarcasm, If
not menace. "It is." he thought to
himself. pure jealousy. but at the
same time"
There was a sudden hush.
The bell had rung; everybody set
tied themselves in their seats.
Mr.. Dalton, the mayor: Mr.. Purvis.
the rector, and Lord Morston-a fat,
jolly, clean-shaved little man with
form.
After a Few preliminary words from
the mayor his lordship took a step
forward and began his speech.
Always, he said, he had been a
patron of and a believer in the rifle
clubs of this kingdom. It wal now
his pleasant duty to present the cup
which he had been privileged to pro-
vide to the winning shot Of Morston-
on-the-Wash. This cup had been won
by Mr.. Augustus Pearson, and-here
there was tremendous applause in the
body Of the hall-and, he would add
nothing to the applause which he had
just heard, but simply call upon the
champion shot Of the Rifle club to
receive that which wac his just and
proper due.
Urged on, not to say pushed on. by
his enthusiastic companions. Angus
tus Pearson advanced towards the
Grand Forks daily herald. (Grand Forks, N.D.) 1914-1916, 1914-09-14
THE STAR sPANGLED BANNER

On September Ia. 1914, Francis
Scott Key penned the immortal lines
of THE Star spangled Banner" in an
expression Of joy that the flag Of his
country still waved over the fort which
had been attacked by British war
ships. Today there is no part Of the
civilized world where the music of that
song is not familiar, no part Of Amer
lea where 1t is not sung. 1t has taken
its place as the country's national an
them. On this anniversary, most fit
tingly and appropriately, it will be
sung in practically every school house
in the land. It's singing has been rec
commended by the superintendent of
education Of our own state, and it is
needless to say that there will be a
general response.
The Star Spangled Banner" was
written during a war, and was inspir-
ed by one Of the events of the war.
Naturally and inevitably, it breathes
the warlike spirit. Naturally and in.
evitably, It contains some Of the bit.
terness of war. It is one of the graf
flying things about this, as we'll as
many other national songs that have
been written under somewhat similar
circumstances, that whatever of bitter.
ness there was in it at the beginning
has been worn away, and the strains
of the music, and the few words-very
few, it must he confessed-with which
the average person is familiar, sub.
gests only love Of country and It's
higher ideals, and the rest is forgotten
Grand Forks daily herald. (Grand Forks, N.D.) 1914-1916, 1914-09-14

"1aME+H .HL
Presumably we would bet on Fatty,
but WHARF would anybody get the
food?
Fatty's waite. last Sat. down to Hen
merry Hoods, 143 pds.
10 times that, 1,430 pds.
Eaven ii it would be oanly / sent q
pd it would be 1,430 SITS.
& If Steve wun the bet OF / sent he
would still be out 1,42e SITS.
AZ a fnanshul propposishun we
cant see 1t.
Warning.
Andy Anderson was = q with 1 OF
his shoes off today exammining 1t &
littel thing & IL he had sum lether 4
q few males g. things he would maik
sum shoes. That imenes he will prob
~ be trying 1t soon q surnboddy WIFI
get into trubble oavef II Ike all Oi
Andy's skeams. Look outl
Grand Forks daily herald. (Grand Forks, N.D.) 1914-1916, 1914-09-14

platform. "A servant came hurriedly
upon the platform holding a large
silver tray. Upon the tray was u
china mug of a deep cerulean blue. In
it was a sheaf Of blue pencils, a doz-
en- at least. Lord Morston bent e
the platform and handed the trophy
to Augustus. "And now, Mr.. Pear
son." he said, II have no doubt you
will wish to retire while the other
presentations are made" /.
When Augustus eventually reached
the door Of the hall, he had nothing
in his hand at all. All he carried
away with him, broken and disheveled
as he was. was a packet of washing
blue which someone had pressed
down between his neck and his collar.
Grand Forks daily herald. (Grand Forks, N.D.) 1914-1916, 1914-09-14
(Ry John w. Carey.l

(By John w. Carey.)
Who'd like to get the num-
Der of the Johnny-wise who said
the president of France, forsooth.
Is but a f~gurehead? Who finds
no time to eat or sleep, nor chance
to breathe or wink, since Kaiser
Bill set out to put Paree upon the
blink Who doubts if Busy IL
himself had half as much to do
or Mother Goose's dame that rear
ed her children in a shoe? Who
says II one N. Bonaparte, who
shone at raising hob, should care
to try the comeback stunt he's
welcome to his job? Who'd glad
~ quit said "sinecure" and amble
on his way? (Be sure you get
your French on straight!) Nj.
Raymond Poincare.
Grand Forks daily herald. (Grand Forks, N.D.) 1914-1916, 1914-09-14
I'm O u r S CHI 90

change SO you could notiss it. but Elk.
& Walt are going out on the, mile
rode this afternoon & do a litte1 trot-
ting to see Of thay are amy faster.
Fatty's Ambishon.
In Natral History today Fatty Bel
loves red abowt nov a yung berd
can eat 10 times it wait EVERY day in
food. Steve Hardy sed. cat last thay
are sumboddy which can out-eat you,
Fat but Fatty sed, II betcher !
could do 1t. You get the food Il see
if I can't. I will betcher a sent"
Grand Forks daily herald. (Grand Forks, N.D.) 1914-1916, 1914-09-14

thay are rubbing it on thares evvery
day. 1t was discovered when Miss
moaning & sed. "Thay, are sumthing
smells very pecewliar in the room &
/ think 1t is you, Exodus. Have you
got anything on?" Elk. was qwick,
he sed: "Yessum, sum ointment to
maik my roomatissum better" Miss
Palmer sed she nevver herd OF him
having 1t, but she wisht muthers
would consider the TACK that tnare
Children had to set in a room with
uthers befoar thay went q put all
kinds of stun on them.
go fur thay haven't been amy
Grand Forks daily herald. (Grand Forks, N.D.) 1914-1916, 1914-09-14
better bide anither FORTNIGHT, for
YOU'RE no near sane yet"

owner-"Here, what are you do
ing? Don't you know you're not
allowed to take fish out of his wa
Angler (three hours without a bite)
-"Im not taking them out I'm
feeding them"
The following notice recently ap-
peared outside the office of a busy
firm:
city we'll"
himself for the job.
DO. you know the city well?" asked
mo, sir" replied the young hope
full; "but / could find It,"
Grand Forks daily herald. (Grand Forks, N.D.) 1914-1916, 1914-09-14
SOME ~STC.

Shop forewoman (to great must
clan, practicing on the French horn)
THE factory managers over the
way send their compliments, and will
you switch off on to another note. 'cos
a lot of the lands ave mistaken it for
the dinner hour."-Tatler.
Grand Forks daily herald. (Grand Forks, N.D.) 1914-1916, 1914-09-14
WITH Us.

In an asylum two WORTHLESS named
Sandie and Tam formed a plan to
make their escape. Sandie said to
Tam: Bend doom and I'll get on yer
back and get on the top o. the wall
and haul We up" Sandie got on the
top Of the wall inc slid down the 9TH
err side, saying: Tam, I think Yell
Grand Forks daily herald. (Grand Forks, N.D.) 1914-1916, 1914-09-14
BY PAUL WEST.
illustrated by Moser.)
MONDAY,

MONDAY.
SpeshulN War Extry-The Allies on
entring school this moaning know
tised CRATE activity in the camp of
the ennemy, she having a new
bunch of rattans on her desk. A ter
ribul battle looks like it would soon
be imminunt, whatever that is!
Will 1t Werk, We Ask?
If a littel skeam betwean Elk Brig
ham & Walt White terms out rite thay
will both be very fast runners pritty
o Thay fownd a bottel of ONT
munt what Old Griggsy rubs on his
trotters legs to fnaik him trot fast, &