The evening herald. [volume] (Albuquerque, New Mexico) 1914-1922, 1914-04-18
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.rTHE GOAT BE- said to 0o cntroly
free ftuu tuberculosis. But noe
body want tu lo The goat
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POTATOES Iu Greenland do not
gruw larger than th, ordinary mHf-
hlo Same De- true in .umc boarding
houses.
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gpvERNOB CHrCE viii not hav,
t0 shoot the cigarette Thcy
do their own shooting
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ANOTHER MONTH orders wan geo.
ont Co muzzlo your dog 10 heels mad
u hc .s not mad DO Will make him
mad tU muzllr him. So there sou
are.
HRANpEIs says labor o,crlooks ts
opportunity some uf these days la
hur viii uc Iuurinl tor an opportunity
Go put the brand on nrandcis.
d
THE HRANpEis speciality BIZ telling
other men how 90 WORK.
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Too WARM Tor coal. too cold for
i.c. one wcck end wh,a sc have 90
on EN-.
uUT IT'S the ice mans turf for the
next $50 days.
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Hubby came marching home last might
TauGcd like % grizzly bear.
hut his nerves went on edge
Ana he signed up the pledge
When ne spicd ht9 purple hair.
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EAT An APPLE 90 you want 90
reduce says Mr.. TAFT. The EXPIRES
idcut should remember that many
ms have no relatives able to own base
bail teams. that apples are ten cents
per small warped one. and We cauuu.
anord To have 81 pairs Of pants cut
down.
WORK LESS. Rest More" advises
o. Texas editor. In any other state
hut Texas we'd suspect that editor 1t
hcinp l humurist.
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FEDERAL LEAGUE IS soinr o. Gx
10 -u some lawyers can bat 500 per
cent.
.
80. GENTLE READER. 10 WIS
lohn -. Uockcfoller's Dairy. not ms
Diary that was burned. The unly WY
60 burn Johns diary would be To kerr
csipe the globe and set Il match to TO-.
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WE KNOW "a man who has coloroi
1884 M-eerschaum pipes. lie charges
Sl.5u per pipe.
THE EASIEST way 10 Improve your
family connections is 60 use the toll
cphone.
SILVER CITY Is To have a new and
modern hotel. For which about sew
cuteen hundred travelling men and
others who have Co ,irlt that town
somi-occasionally will give hearty
thanks.
g.
MAYOR SELLERS and Mayor Har.
rison are agreed that when the pc o.
pie want II they get il ana when they
don't want IL they turn It down.
D.
BOTH MAYORS have had cxper-
ience.
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BEATS ALL how a balky witness
! before the commission
cheers up when confronted with Uncle
Sans law court.
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THE GOVERNMENT sim is held o.
considerable respect hy railroad fin
o]nciers and others.
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THE ONLY time il is perfectly sai.
10 take on your naHncls is when you
take q bath.
WISH some wealthy widow would
die and leave rs s2G0 Co buy The aesr
cigars We can find.
q
INDIANA farmer murdered his vile
because she wouldn't give up her
wedding ring She had lived with him
% years and borne him ten children
Her fidelity BE- ~praiseworthy but hcr
! Judgment seems blamed poor.
O.
NEW HAVEN Green Mountain cX-
! press jumped the rack yesterday tot
the first time since The new trustees
I too. charge. day before yesterday.
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JOSE Etc. y Roias said he thought
the controversy would be cleared on
before uight. For pure optimism jose
rs the goods. lose Is the same boy
Who Invited the Mexico CITY hanac".
to guarantee Huerta thirty million
J pesos a month Tor life.
.
HUGH WILLIAMS b. the mos
strenuous corporation Commisslunr
We ever met lie has tackled the Al
b%uuucruuc Traction company, gp'
married and become a candidate fol
election an IN the anne year.
D.
FIFTY-TWO lynchings IN the Unit.
ed states last year. All but hfty-ou,
Of the victims were white.
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ARKANSAS MAN with sixtccg
wives. was sentenced 20 ten years i
hard labor. SOW he slngs as n'
works II the rocX-pilei Rock a
Ages Cleft for Me-
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Railroad Comedy.