The Nezperce herald. (Nezperce, Idaho) 1900-1957, 1914-09-03
HE r AID =
Igems That Are Not Intended to Hit
or Miss Anyone But just to Tell You

49, @A~% ~AeA~~ cA~e@AN
That every town has its moss-back
who refrain from cleaning up tn
streets adjoining their premises.
That not one person in hundred
knows the correct meaning of ''trans
pire" and nearly everybody uses the
word improperly.
| That a fellow never really find.
out what sort of a dod. gasted villain
he really is until he runs for office
that some other fellow also wants.
That it's not an unusual thing to see
farmers who have autos coming for
ever SO many miles to pass away the
evening and we might add to good
advantage.
That the fellows who were so sure
that the Germans had a good whip
ping in sight now admit that they
were peering through powerful mag
nifying glasses.
That there may be nothing in a
name bat she will like it better if she
is referred to as a bachelor girl'
rather than an old maid. And il is
far more renteel and considerate.
That it is an old adage that says
family quarrels are always the Bit
terest'' and just think of the inter-
marriages there have been in those
European countries that are nos at
war.
That Germany has but forty-one
battle ships and nine cruisers, yet to
date there have been reported sixty
seven sunk in addition to about the
same number that have been sneak
ing around the various sea coast
cities.
That the reason that some Of the
high school students and others did
not know or remember the name Of
he present governor of Idaho at the
recent teachers examination should
not necessarily reflect on his royal
nighness' insignifcance.
That there may have been more
brilliant men among his predecessors
han the late pope, and certainly
many more ambitious, but of the long
list of iilustrious heads of the great
Catholic church, there are none of
whom it could be said in greater
"He was a good man
That -four has taken jump up
higher with sugar and other commod-
ties on account of the war. If We
we're not afraid Of war with women,
md a grevious raise in the price of
,utter, we would also be tempted to
-aise the price of printing especially
,utter wraPpsrs--and be in style with
he other snipers.
That everybody who comes to Nez-
,erce says there is more life and vi
,or here than in any other town they
isit in this section of the west, and
that everybody says there is more !
ife and vigor here than in any other
own they visit in this section of the
rest, and what everybody says gen. 7
rally is quite much true. u
That the fishing season has passed
ithout any reported big ones getting
way and with some Of the early day
hoppers being told. The fishing :
Jason in other countries where there
the proper bait has more of fas- II
nation to it, but out here it is tax =
q a class with the safe and sane Z
,urth of July-not much to it. y
That the time when we want to
ank God the loudest is when we !,
e that there are a few sensible i
omen left who do not sacrifice their !.
lf-respect and that OF their friends !;
ID relatives, by adorning themselves !.
the outlandish styles Of later day !
ess, which are the creations Of any !.
e, save he or she Of pure mind and
art.
That we have kicked ourselves :;
er since we published the item that j
rs Agrell severed toe while :,
lifting kindling one day last week, :
! the reason that it had a harassing 81
ect on our own women performing -
.ir duty in the woodshed, but Bro. =,
inter comes to our rescue with the :.
lowing clipping from a southern 4,
vspaper "a Wyoming man went -