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Daily capital journal. (Salem, Oregon) 1903-1919, 1914-06-27
IS Is NOT ENOUGH
FOR "HELLo" GIRLS

Olympia, Wash, June 27.-With the
representatives of the employers and
employees agreeing on a minimum wage
of $S week for "hello" girls and the
three disinterested parties holding out
for a minimum of 80, the minimum
wage conference was unable yesterday
to reach basis for recommendation
and the matter is still under discussion
today.
The disinterested representatives held
that $S is fifty cents below the wage
the conference refused to adopt fol-
laundry workers. and that woman
cannot support herself decently on this
sum-
1t is believed 65 per cent of telephone
girls in the state at present are paid
more than $S week.
The employers yesterday offered an
exhibit of clothing to show that il
actually costs telephone girl but $75
year to clothe herself. Members Of
the commission disregarded the exhibit
and proceeded in the usual manner Il
arrive at a determination of minimum
wage.
Daily capital journal. (Salem, Oregon) 1903-1919, 1914-06-27
Whooping Cough,

"I have used Chamberlain Cough
Remedy ever since l have been keeping
house and consider it one Of the best
medicines l have ever used. My child
rem have all used it and it works like
a charm for colds and whooping cough
In fact, 1 consider it good for any
kind Of throat and lung trouble, and
do not think any household complete
without it," writes l.. C.. Haines, OF
Marbury, Ala. You will look a good
while before you will find better pre-
paration than Chamberlain Cough
Remedy for colds and whooping cougf
in children, 1t contains no narcotic anC
is pleasant to take For sale by al
dealers.
Daily capital journal. (Salem, Oregon) 1903-1919, 1914-06-27
TURKEY PREPARES FOR WAR.

Paris, June 27.--Alrivals here to-day
direct from COnstantnople declared
there is no question Turkey is pushing
war preparations at top speed of course
against Greece.
Asiatie levies, they said, were arriv-
ing in large numbers, and there is a
steady movement of troops toward the
new GrecO-Turkish border, established
as n result of the recent Balkan strus.
gle. 1t was asserted they would 90
into the campaign, should one cnsue, far
better equipped than when they met the
Balkan allies.
Not much faith was placed in the
cOnciliatory answer the sultan was said
to have returned to complaints from
Athens concerning the treatment of
Greeks in Turkey. The prediction was
made that there would be hostilities in
the near future unless the powers pre-.
vented them.
Daily capital journal. (Salem, Oregon) 1903-1919, 1914-06-27
FBDERALs ARE FLEEING.

Zacateeas, Mex, June 27.-Abandon-
ing their wounded and destroying their
supplies and ammunition as they fled,
the routed federal garrison of Zacate-
cas- was nearing Aguas Calientes today.
The rebels, under Generals Urbina,
Aguirre Benavides and Raoul Madero,
were hot in pursuit. General Villa
himself had gone south today to super
intend operations against Aguas Ca
lientes, in case the federals should
make another stand there. His opinion,
however, was that they would keep up
to Queretaro.
Among the federal officers executed
here yesterday was General Antonio
Olea, who commanded division under
| General Barron.
Daily capital journal. (Salem, Oregon) 1903-1919, 1914-06-27
EQUAL SUFFRAE PETITIONS
PRESENTED TO SENATE

Washington, June 27.-Monstor petit
tions demanding equal suffrage were
presented today to the leaders Of the
senate aud house OF representatives.
Vice President Marshall and Speaker
Clark received delegation of suffrag-
lists, headed by Dr. Anna Howard Shaw,
Miss Jane Addams and Rheta Childe
T, Dorr.
A suffragette picnic will be held
this afternoon, and tonight Miss Ad-
dams will deliver an address.
Next Tuesday a large number of suf.
fragettes will march to the White
House and present to President Wilson
a petition demanding that congress con.
slider the Mondel equal suffrage con
stitutional amendment before adjourn
ment of the present session.
Daily capital journal. (Salem, Oregon) 1903-1919, 1914-06-27

R. N. of A.-"Oregon Grape Camp"
No. 1860, meets every Thursday ev-
ening in Mccormack building, Court
and Liberty streets. Elevator. Su-
sic Parmenter, 7Sl North Front St.,
Oracle; Hazel Price, Imperial Furni-
ture Co., recorder.
Daily capital journal. (Salem, Oregon) 1903-1919, 1914-06-27
Citrolax.
CITROLAX!
nT III ID nT A VI

First-get the name down pat-then
buy it of your druggist. just the very
best thing for constipation, sick head
ache, sour stomach, lazy liver sluggish
eOnstipated bowels. The pleasantest
surest, incest laxative you ever used.
Tastes good like lemonade. Acts
promptly, without pain or nausea. Give
you the most satisfactory flushing y u
have ever had. j. c. Perry, druggist.
Daily capital journal. (Salem, Oregon) 1903-1919, 1914-06-27
Comforting To Stout People.

Foley Cathartic Tablets are special
ly good little regulator that keeps your
system in perfect working order. No
biliousness, no constipation, no distress
after eating, no greasy, gassy taste, no
belching. They stimulate the natural
movement of the intestines, free them
of all clogging substances. A stout
person using them constantly, will feel
thinned out and more comfortable as a
result Of their use. A perfect family
cathartic. j. C. Perry, druggist.
Daily capital journal. (Salem, Oregon) 1903-1919, 1914-06-27

WHY N0T2-It you would like some
thing in the way of a stock ranch
with lots of out-range, read this:
106 acres near the railroad from Cor
wallis to the coast; 40 acres in culti-
vation and in crop; buyer win get
one-third of crop. Has a four-room
house, also barn and other out-build,
ings; 10 acres of timber, balance is
open pasture land, but hilly; Little
Elk creek runs through the place.
Price $50 per acre; half cash, balance
terms; will trade for acreage of equal
value near Salem. ]. A. Mills, 275
State street.
Daily capital journal. (Salem, Oregon) 1903-1919, 1914-06-27
A Liberal Offer.

Man sets up the Grinks-then drinks
upset the man.
Daily capital journal. (Salem, Oregon) 1903-1919, 1914-06-27
Get Rid of the Torment Of Rheumatism

Remember how spry and active you
were before you had rheumatism, back
ache, swollen, aching joints and stiff,
painful muscies2 Want to feel that
way again2 You can-just take Foley
Kidney Pills. They get right at the
cause of your pain and misery, put
your kidneys in sound healthy condi-
tion-make them active and strong. Do
it quickly, too-for Foley Kidney PILLS
being good work just as soon as you
start taking them. Start today, and
soon you will again be active and free
from pain. ]. G. Perry, druggist.
Daily capital journal. (Salem, Oregon) 1903-1919, 1914-06-27

FOR SALE-iSnap, acre tract inside
city limits; one block from streetear,
street macadamized; 90 bearing cher
~ trees; G English walnuts, peach
trees; good drilled well, plenty of
water; nearly new house, plastered;
woodshed, chicken park. Owner con.
templating leaving Salem. Address
F. P. Christ, box Al, Fairgrounds
Oregon.
Daily capital journal. (Salem, Oregon) 1903-1919, 1914-06-27

There are lots of ways to save mo-
ney, such as polishing your own shoes,
shaving yourself, getting up an hour
earlier and walking to work, but there
is another way; use a Journal Want
Ad if you want to save time and money
and get in touch with the right work.
Daily capital journal. (Salem, Oregon) 1903-1919, 1914-06-27
WANTED.

MIDDLE AGED WOMAN wishes work
as hOusekeeper. Inquire at Cottle
apartments, room IL.
Daily capital journal. (Salem, Oregon) 1903-1919, 1914-06-27
STEWART IS RECOVERING.

Baker, Ore, June 27-Any anxiety
felt for the safety of Sheriff Rand who
went into almost impossible mountains
of the Wallowa district five days ago
in pursuit of Ed Fisher in connection
with the recent shooting and injuring
of former Mayor H. II. Stewart Of Cop
perfield, is relieved today by the re-
ceipt of word that the plucky officer
had arrested the fugitive without re-
sistance near Enterprise. Fisher denied
all knowledge of the shooting.
Stewart was still improving today
and his recovery is expected.
Daily capital journal. (Salem, Oregon) 1903-1919, 1914-06-27

W. H. Holmes, of the Decorah, Ia,
Journal, says: 81 have been suf-
ferer from Piles and Hemmohhoids for
years. got no relief until my druggist
recommended Meritol Pile Remedy. Be.
fore l had taken half the package the
distress was gone and 1 have had no
trouble since. L would not take q
thousand dollars and be back in my
former condition" Capital Drug
Store, Salem, Oregon.
Daily capital journal. (Salem, Oregon) 1903-1919, 1914-06-27
LOST.
MISCELLANEOUS.

MONEY TO LOAN-We have money
to loan on good farm property as Sc
curity, for one, two or three years.
Phone 470.
Daily capital journal. (Salem, Oregon) 1903-1919, 1914-06-27

The undersigned druggist is author
lied by the American Drug & Press
association, of which he is a member,
to guarantee Meritol Hair Tonic to give
satisfaction or the purchase price will
be refunded. This indicates the conf
dencc they have in this preparation.
Capital Drug Store, Salem, Oregon, To-
cal agency.
Daily capital journal. (Salem, Oregon) 1903-1919, 1914-06-27
Don't Lose Sleep Coughing at Night

Take Foley's Honey and Tar Com.
pound. The very first dose surprises
you. 1t glides down your throat and
spreads a healing, soothing coating
over the inflamed tickling surface.
That's immediate relief. 1t loosens
up the tightnesss in your chest, stops
stuffy wheezy breathing, eases dis
tressing, raeking, tearing coughs,
soothing the irritated, inflamed bronch-
ial tubes and air passages. Children
love it. 1t is mildly laxative--as a
cough medicine should be, and does not
upset or distress the most sehsative
stomach. Refuse any substitute. Con
tains no opiates. J. G. Perry, druggist
Daily capital journal. (Salem, Oregon) 1903-1919, 1914-06-27
Observation-Disclosures

DIR. o. l.. SCOTT-Graduat of 'Chiro-
practic 8 Fountain Head, Davenport,
iowa. If you have tried everything
aud have got no relief, try Chiroprac-
tic spinal adjustments and get we'll.
Office 406-7-S U. S. National Bank
Building. Phone Main 81. Residence
Main S2SR.
Daily capital journal. (Salem, Oregon) 1903-1919, 1914-06-27
Children Cry
FOR FLETCHER'S
& q g TO RIA

In another way of looking at it, a
moving picture film of the wedding
would be just as good as a duly scaled
marriage certificate.
Daily capital journal. (Salem, Oregon) 1903-1919, 1914-06-27
REAL EsTATE-lcontinuedl

FOR SALE-Arodern six-room house,
paved street and car line, close to
good business corner, convenient to
school. Price $4,000. Two hundred
dollars down, balance in rental in
stalments. Phone Main 470.
Daily capital journal. (Salem, Oregon) 1903-1919, 1914-06-27

SNAP-I am transferring my busi-
ness to Portland and desire to sell
my home. If taken soon, will go at
a sacrifice. A eozy 7-room cottage
with bath, toilet, three bedrooms,
small cement basement; half block
from paved street; lot 80x1l9 feet,
with fine garden. Price $4,000; ST.
600 cash. Square Deal Realty Com
pany, phone 40.
Daily capital journal. (Salem, Oregon) 1903-1919, 1914-06-27
There To Nothing Better.

Hunt the world over and you will
not find a better remedy for diarrhoea
than Chamberlain IS Collie, Cholera and
Diarrhoea Remedy. 1t always cures.
For sale by all dealers.
Daily capital journal. (Salem, Oregon) 1903-1919, 1914-06-27

CENTRAL LODGE No. IS, X. of p
Mccormack building, Tuesday even
ing of each week at 1880; W. B.
Sumerville, c. c., James W. Cox, X.
of r. and s.
Daily capital journal. (Salem, Oregon) 1903-1919, 1914-06-27

1t has been observed that beautiful
women always have good digestion. If
your digestion is faulty, Chamberlain 3
Tablets will correct it. They are easy
to take and most agreeable in effect.
For sale by all dealers.
Daily capital journal. (Salem, Oregon) 1903-1919, 1914-06-27
LODGE DIRECTORY.

A. o. U. W.-Protection Lodge No. 2.
Meets every Monday evening at 80
in the Mccormack hall, corner Court
and Liberty streets, Leonard Mason,
NJ. W; s. A. McFadden, recorder;
R. b. Duncan, +.
Daily capital journal. (Salem, Oregon) 1903-1919, 1914-06-27
osTEoPATHIC PHYSICIANS.

DRS. B. H. WHITE AND r. W. WAL
TON, Osteopathic physicians and
nerve specialists. Graduates of Amer.
lean School of Osteopathy, Kirksville,
Mo. Post graduate and specialized
in nervous diseases at Los Angeles
college, Treat acute and chronic dis,
cases. Consultation free. Lady at
tendant Office 505-506 U. S. Ma
tional Bank building. Phone $50.
Residence BAG North Capital street.
Phone 469.
Daily capital journal. (Salem, Oregon) 1903-1919, 1914-06-27
NEW AND SECONDHAND GOODS

II. NJ. BAKER-New and secondhand
furniture, hardware and general sup
plies. Best cash prices paid for Sec
ond-hand goods. Call and see us and
look over our goods. 1913 Court street,
Phone 1858.
Daily capital journal. (Salem, Oregon) 1903-1919, 1914-06-27

SALEM LODGE NO A, A. F. & A. NJ.
Stated communication first Friday in
each month at 1880 p. m, in the
Masonic Temple. David A. Wright,
W. NJ; S. z. Culver, secretary.
Daily capital journal. (Salem, Oregon) 1903-1919, 1914-06-27

HIGHEST price paid for secondhand
furniture, ranges, hardware, tents,
etc, We carry the most complete
stock of above articles in town at
the lowest price. o. L. McPeek, 271
North Commercial St., Phone Main
1898.
Daily capital journal. (Salem, Oregon) 1903-1919, 1914-06-27

Even if man does lift his lid when
he meets a woman he may not be her
inferior.
Daily capital journal. (Salem, Oregon) 1903-1919, 1914-06-27

Take Chamberlain IS Tablets. They
enable the stomach to perform its func-
tions naturally. For sale by all deal
ers.
Daily capital journal. (Salem, Oregon) 1903-1919, 1914-06-27

PACIFIC LODGE No. so, A. F.&A. NJ.
Stated communication third Friday
in each month at 1880 p. m, in the
Masonic Temple. j. S. Wyant, w.
NJ; Ernest II. Choate, secretary.
Daily capital journal. (Salem, Oregon) 1903-1919, 1914-06-27
SCAVENGER.

SALEM SCAVENGER-Ch Charles Soos,
proprietor. Garbage and refuse of all
kinds removed on monthly contracts
at reasonable rates. Yards and cess
pools cleaned. Office 54S State st.
Office phone Main 2247. Residence
Main 2272.
Daily capital journal. (Salem, Oregon) 1903-1919, 1914-06-27
AUCTIoNEER.

AUCTIONEER-Salem g reliable seller.
Farm sales solicited. Terms l per
cent; satisfaction guaranteed or no
pay. Henry E. VOorhies, Michigan
avenue, first street east of the state
fair grounds.
Daily capital journal. (Salem, Oregon) 1903-1919, 1914-06-27

DE MOLAY CoMMANDRY, NO. 5,
X. T. Regular eonelave fourth Fri
day in each month, at 8 o o'clock p. M,
in Masonic Temple. Sojourniug Sir
Knights are courteously invited to
meet with us. Frank A. Turner, re-
eorder.
Daily capital journal. (Salem, Oregon) 1903-1919, 1914-06-27

John D. Rockefeller's automobile
recently sustained damages to the ex-
tent of s., bur no notice of an advance
in the price of oil has yet been posted.
Daily capital journal. (Salem, Oregon) 1903-1919, 1914-06-27

An old bachelor says that too many
Of the roses that bloom on feminine
checks are culled from corner drug
stores.
Daily capital journal. (Salem, Oregon) 1903-1919, 1914-06-27

The public trusts many man with
an office whom the grocer wouldn t
trust with a cake of soap.
Daily capital journal. (Salem, Oregon) 1903-1919, 1914-06-27

Despite some high temperature con
gress has been piling up legislative re-
suits.
Daily capital journal. (Salem, Oregon) 1903-1919, 1914-06-27

MULTNOMAH ROYAL ARCH CHAP
TER NO. l R. A. NJ. Regular meet
ing second Friday in each month at
s p. M, in the Masonic Temple. j..
T. Welch, Elk. High Priest; Lot L..
Pearce, secretary.
Daily capital journal. (Salem, Oregon) 1903-1919, 1914-06-27
UNDERTAKES.
UNDERTAKES
WOOD AND COAL.

SALEM FUEL YARDS-The place of
quality. All kinds of dry wood, four
foot, or cut in stove lengths to suit
Prompt delivery. We handle the best
Goals on the market. Try our King
coal; it is the best; 1852 Trade street.
Phone Main 529. Mark Siddal, prop.
Daily capital journal. (Salem, Oregon) 1903-1919, 1914-06-27
ACKNOWLEDGEMENTS
The Journal Want !
Aas are n1oney-makers !
! for the many.la !
ABSTRACTS.

UNION ABSTRACT CO.-Abstracts
that Protect" Our books posted up
60 date each morning. Cali Main 1919
and messenger will call for your
abstract. J. G. Siegmund, president;
Max Gehlhar, secretary, 345 State
Street.
Daily capital journal. (Salem, Oregon) 1903-1919, 1914-06-27
REAL ESTATE.

FOR SALE-1O-acre tract, 8 1-2 miles
from city limits; all in cultivation;
house, barn and other buildings; so
fruit trees, IA acre loganberries
and some raspberries; also horse,
buggy, hack, COW, chickens, etc, in
cluded. Price $4,000. F. Glover, Rt.
6, Box 50.
Daily capital journal. (Salem, Oregon) 1903-1919, 1914-06-27
THEREsKA HAT WORKS.

HATS MADE TO ORDER-All work
guaranteed. Thereska Hat Works.
Hats of all kinds renovated into any
size or style; good quality trimmings.
217 South High street. Phone 251,
Salem, Oregon.
Daily capital journal. (Salem, Oregon) 1903-1919, 1914-06-27

Anyway the divining rod was never
so mysterious as the wireless tele'
graph.
Daily capital journal. (Salem, Oregon) 1903-1919, 1914-06-27

How can a normal human being
laugh, to use magazine language, "hol-
Iowlyvl
Daily capital journal. (Salem, Oregon) 1903-1919, 1914-06-27
LAUNDRY.

CLoTHES LAST LONGER-With our
all-hand work; established 20 years,
436 Ferry street, South side, between
Liberty and High. Hop Lee.
Daily capital journal. (Salem, Oregon) 1903-1919, 1914-06-27
MATCHMAKER.
WATER COMPANY.

SALEM WATER CONIPANY-Office
corner Commercial and Trade streets.
For water service apply at office.
Bills payable mnpthly in advance.
Daily capital journal. (Salem, Oregon) 1903-1919, 1914-06-27
For a Weak Stomach.

About the time tae average man
learns how to live he quits the game.
Daily capital journal. (Salem, Oregon) 1903-1919, 1914-06-27
TAxICAB SERVICE.

FAXICAB SERYICE-It will pay you
TO see or phone to J. B. Underwood,
manager of the West Side Transfer
Co, when you want taxicab. Terms
reasonable. Phone Main III stand
$50 State street. Orders for early
morning trains phone night before.
Daily capital journal. (Salem, Oregon) 1903-1919, 1914-06-27

A cent a tDord viH tell your
story in the Journal NeUv Today
column.
Daily capital journal. (Salem, Oregon) 1903-1919, 1914-06-27

HODSON COUNCIL NO. l, R. & s. NJ.
Stated assembly first Monday in
each month, Masonic Temple. L. S.
Rowland, Thrice Illustrious Master;
Glenn G. Miles,. Recorder.
Daily capital journal. (Salem, Oregon) 1903-1919, 1914-06-27

It's easier for the landlord to raise
the rent than it is for the tenant.
Daily capital journal. (Salem, Oregon) 1903-1919, 1914-06-27

Journal Want Ads do the
business. A cent a word for
the first insertion, and then
half a cent per Word.
Daily capital journal. (Salem, Oregon) 1903-1919, 1914-06-27
Beautiful Women.

Sometimes poor excuse is better
than dozen good ones.
Daily capital journal. (Salem, Oregon) 1903-1919, 1914-06-27

WOODMEN OF wORLD-Meet every
Friday night at 500 O'Clock in Me
Cornaek block. l.. H. Fletcher, G..
c.; c. G. McElrOy, clerk, $40 Court
street.
Daily capital journal. (Salem, Oregon) 1903-1919, 1914-06-27
A Strong Indorsement.

As cure for love the lack of faith
beats the faith cure.
Daily capital journal. (Salem, Oregon) 1903-1919, 1914-06-27

CHADWICK CHAPTER NO. 81, o. f.
S. Regular meeting every first and
third Tuesday at p. m, in the Ma
sonic Temple. Mrs. Ida B. Godfrey,
W. NJ, Ida NJ. Babcock, secretary.
Daily capital journal. (Salem, Oregon) 1903-1919, 1914-06-27

WE BUY secondhand furniture; also
take it in exchange for new. Full
line of new furniture, ranges and
other seasonable goods. Wir sprecben
Deutsch. Peetz Furniture Co., 247
North Commercial.
Daily capital journal. (Salem, Oregon) 1903-1919, 1914-06-27

COMPETENT LADY wants light. house
keeping work or dressmaking. Rea-
sonable. Phone R'1397.
Daily capital journal. (Salem, Oregon) 1903-1919, 1914-06-27

MODERN WOODMEN OF AMERICA,
Oregon Cedar Camp No. 5246. Meets
every Thursday evening at s o o'clock
in Masonic hall, corner Court and
Liberty streets. Elevator service
Fl. l.. Born, V. c.; Ray A. Grant,
clerk.
Daily capital journal. (Salem, Oregon) 1903-1919, 1914-06-27

SALEM HUMANE SOCIETY-D. D.
Keeler, president; Mrs. Lou Tillsoi,
secretary. All cases of cruelty or
neglect of dumb animals should be
reported to the society for investi-
cation.
Baxter Springs news. [volume] (Baxter Springs, Kan.) 1882-1919, 1914-01-29
CHILDREN Love
SYRUP OF FIGS
Il Is cruel to force nauseatlng,
harsh physic into a
sick child.

Look back at your CHILDHOOD days.
Remember tho dose" mother insisted
on-castor oil. calomel. cathartics.
How you hated them. how you fought
against taking them.
With our children it's different.
Mothers who cling to the old form OF
physic simply don't realize what they
do. The children's revolt Is well.found'
ed. Their tender little 'insides" are
injured by them.
II your child's stomach, liver and
bowels need cleansing. give only deli
clous California Syrup Of Figs" Its
action is positive. but gentle. Millions
OF mothers keep this harmless fruit
laxative" handy; they know children
love to take 1t; that It never fails to
clean the liver and bowels and sweet
en- the stomach. and that a teaspoonful
given today saves q sick child tomor.
row.
Ask at the store for a 50-cent bottle
Of California Syrup Of Figs" which
has full directions for babies, children
Of all ages and for grown-ups plainly
On each bottle. ADV.
Baxter Springs news. [volume] (Baxter Springs, Kan.) 1882-1919, 1914-01-29
NINE. MERRI'S ADVICE
IDEAS AND SUGGESTIONS FOR
ENTERTAINMENTS.
Recipe Luncheon One Of the Best Of
Modern Innovations - Thlmble
Club contest-To Celebrate
Tenth WeddlRp Anniversary.

At a recent luncheon given by an
ingenious hostess who always man.
ages to give an original turn to oil
her affairs each guest was asked to
bring a favorite recipe written out
carefully on the sheet Of paper In
closed. These papers were collected
by the hostess. After the dessert and
before rising from the table slips OF
paper and pencils were passed; the
ladies were asked to write down the
odds and ends left In their Ice boxes
after dinner. These slips were col
lected and passed again SO that eacn
one received anothers paper. They
were then required to write menu
or a recipe from the list OF articles
on that paper. When all had finished
they we're read aloud, and tho one
whose menu received the most votes
as being the best was awarded the
budget of recipes which had been
brought by the guests. They were
on uniform sheets. and the hostess
slipped them in pretty portfolio
marked. Our Favorite Recipes" Each
lady wrote her name. and in some In
stances an appropriate quotation.
Baxter Springs news. [volume] (Baxter Springs, Kan.) 1882-1919, 1914-01-29
Onions Are Cheaper.

Mrs. Hetty Green on her seventy
eighth birthday anniversary told re-
porter that she put more faith in on
ions than in doctors. An onion was
her recipe for colds, coughs insomnia,
nerves and many other maladies.
IAN onion" she added. rs better
friend to your pocketbook than q doc
tor. too.
"A young lady was studying to be
a nurse, and she said one day to a
popular surgeon:
What did you operate on Mr..
Socis for"
For $4,000 the surgeon answered.
"The young nurse smiled.
mo- she said; l mean what did
he have?'
"Three thousand dollars was the
surgeons reply"