The Lakeland evening telegram., 1914-04-30
HUSBAND RESCUED
DESPAIRING WIFE

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! had gotten so weak could not stand,
and gave up in despair.
AT last, my husband got me bottle Of
Cardui, the woman's tonic, and COM
menced taking it, From the very first
dose, could tell it was helping me. |
can now walk two miles without its
firing me, and am doing all my work."
II you are all run down from womanly
troubles, don't give up in despair. Try
Cardui, the woman's tonic. 1t has helped
more than a million women, in its so
years of continuous success, and should
surely help you, too. Your druggist has
sold Cardui for years. He knows what
it will do. Ask him. He will recom-
mend it. Begin taking Cardui today.
Write TO-: Chattanooga Medicine Co., Ladies'
Advisory Dept. Chattanooga, Tenn, for SpecidI
lhSffHctonS on your case and 64 page book, Home
Treatment for Women" sent in plain wrapper. J-6a
you'd say? Wen, wen, well; did you
ever see the like of that? To stick
In me glove, you say. Pray tell me
what good handkerchief would be
to me if it be stickin In my glove?
Far better let little Sadie have It to
play dolls with. Bless the baby. she
was sayin' to me only this morning
that 1t was to be her dolls birthday
the morrow. All, but she's the cute
young one. I'll just put the little
fairy handkerchief in the pretty little
box and hand 1t to the child for her
doll when the morning will be coming.
And just look at the grand, big
embroidered washrag Mrs. Riley. next
door, was bringing in to me. Faith,
m darlin, what with the fairy hand
kerchief and the giants wash rag It
was the grand laugh l had over me
birthday presents.
"A guest towel, Is It, m darlin'?
Well. what do you know about that?
Sure and whoever would a thought It
could be towel? It's glad am I
never let on to Mrs. Riley that l was
never knowing the difference but that
she was giving me washrag. Shed
never got done glvin' me the laugh
for It. And SO I'll Just hand It to
your mother. m darlin', when she
comes In to see me.
And look now at what your Uncle
Tom gave me. A five-dollar bill, m
darlin', Sure and it'll take all the
youngsters to the movin' picture show
and bag Of candy for each Of them
into the bargain.
Did you ever hear Of anybody hav.
ing such grand birthday. m lamb?
Sure and l think I'd best live to be
one hundred and have a couple of
birthdays every year.
Giving my things away, Is It? And
pray why shouldn't l be givin' 'em
away! Isn't 1t myself as has the right
to be a bit selfish on my ninetieth
birthday?
"Unselfish, you say, m darlin'? Sure
and you've got holt Of the wrong
word, m darlin'. Come, put your ear
clost and listen. It's myself as do
be gettin' three times the fun | do be
entitled to- There's the fun of getting
them and the fun Of keeping them q
bit and the fun Of giving them away.
But. remember, it's secret, m
darlin'. It's yerself III be trustin not
to tell soul what an old cheat your
granny Is, and her ninety years old
and ought to know better"-Chica9o
Daily News.
The camphor, QuIckl
Margaret and Van were breakfast
ng together late one morning. Van
vas hungry and Margaret fractious.
Van, how can you eat 80 much?"
demanded Margaret, irritably.
oh, I'm Van. you know" re-
urned he good-naturedly. Il can
AIRY a good deal"
Yes" retorted Margaret, you're
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