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The Rice belt journal. (Welsh, Calcasieu Parish, La.) 1900-19??, 1914-11-06

positions and Churchill has laid dowT
the pen Kitchener probably has buried
the Ratchet
Aside from their ancient antipathy
1t is strange that Kitchener shoul(
be in the war office and Churchill il
the admiralty ut time when Eng
land is at war. 1t is curious because
England was far more likely to have
had lawyer presiding over the armI
and a professor at the head Of the
navy department, for never before
in all her history was England ready
with her fighting machines at the be-
ginning of war.
Churchill has an infinite capacity for
work and grasps swiftly and with
splendid breadth There is a story that
peace loving radical said upon his
appointment to the admiralty. III Is
very sad; Churchill will make the navy
so dreadfully efficient"
His physical courage is of high
type, as has been proved again and
again. He took part in the famous
cavalry charge at Omdurman. although
nominally only newspaper man. Dur
ing the Boer war he fought when the
armored train was captured, leading
a forlorn hope again and again after
all the officers were killed until at
last some one without authority hoist
ed the white flag He was captured
by the Beers, but escaped in mnrb
able fashion to take his chan IN a
hostile country of reaching the British
troops He succeeded. however md
fought again. although there was II
price on his head for reraptrrp and y
firing squad for his punishment
Who can foretel the poSSil ~ al
such genius in man of fort vnors
of age2 And should the navy no
what Is now expected Of ii he mn,
easily become a great popular hero. and
there will be associated with his name
a tradition of political glory worthy of
the Churchill glories in the sphere of
war.
He will be the first Churchill 10 lear
a party should he become prime min
lister. His father led in the house OF
commons and led brilliantly when he
was only thirty-seven. but he was or
ratio and not trusted His own leader
Lord Salisbury, accepted his resigna
ton with relief, But the American
strain in Churchill may teach him the
wisdom of learning the lesson of hls
fathers life.
The Rice belt journal. (Welsh, Calcasieu Parish, La.) 1900-19??, 1914-11-06
~ HE recent engagement off He

~ HE recent engagement OF lleI
goland showed that England
was still mistress "t the sea
Nor did Germany seem 10
gainsay this fact for her fleet seemed
in no eager haste to try conclusions
with the British armament
When the British feet moves into bat
tie its efficiency is the expression
Of a very real American contribution
to Great Britain. for it has been re-
created and perfected into its present
splendid shape by a man of genius
whose blood is as American as British,
perhaps even more so. This man is
Winston Churchill. first lord Of the add
miralty, His mother was Miss Jennie
Jerome of New York, now Lady Ran
dOlph Churchill and until recently Mrs.
George CORVALLIS West
Winston Churchill has all the stamp
of genius and high daring and has
crowded more into his forty years than
any man of his day. He has been
through five wars; he has written
seven books, one of them being the
biography Of his father. which ranks
among the first half dozen in the Eng
fish language; he was first elected to
the house Of commons as COuSerya-
tive but has been Liberal minister
of the crown for nearly nine years. and
he has proved himself one Of the most
active and powerful Of modern Eng
fish statesmen.
1t is a singular coincidence that the
two men now at the head OF the British
war Office and admiralty were once bit
ter enemies in the Sudan Lord kitch-
ener Of Khartum. secretary Of state
for war. incurred the disapproval of
Winston Churchill when the younger
man was war correspondent. Church
i'll wrote such bitter criticism Of
Kitchener for the Graphic, because the
commander RACED a certain tomb. that
the matter was taken up in the house
Of commons. Kitchener for years did
not forgive Churchill. but now that
they are in such correlated responsible
The Rice belt journal. (Welsh, Calcasieu Parish, La.) 1900-19??, 1914-11-06
OCTOBER EXPENSES FOR CUR.
RENT FUNDS.
S347.06

Granu TOTAL. ...,.,.. .S66l.S1
Moved and Seconded that all above
Bills be ordered paid as read. Motion
Carried.
The report of the Sup. of Electric Light
Plant Mr.. F. B. bennett, was read. On
motion by W. E, Taught that the re.
port of Mr.. F. B. bennett he accepted.
Seconded by A. r. Arceneaux, and car.
ried.
An ordinance was presented to the
Council by Mr.. w. E. Taught, granting
Mr., M. B. VanNeSs the privilege to IN.
stall a water work system in the town
of Welsh.
The Ordinance was read over care.
fully by the Council and met with their
approval.
On motion by E. E. Kimball that Or
nance No. LIZ be adopted as read in.
whole. Seconded by A. R. Arceneaux
and carried.
Being no further business for consid.
GRAFTON motion to adjourn by A. R. Ar.
ceneaux, and seconded by E. E. Kimball
and carried.
A. E. Lognion, Sec
The Rice belt journal. (Welsh, Calcasieu Parish, La.) 1900-19??, 1914-11-06
It Really does Relieve Rheumatism.

Every body who is afflicted with
rheumatism in any form should by
all means keep bottle of Sloan's Lini.
ment on hand. The minute you feel
pain or soreness in joint or muscle,
battle it with Sloan's Liniment. Do not
rub it, Sloan's penetrates almost i'm.
mediately right to the seat of pain,
relieving the hot, tender, swollen feel.
ing and making the part easy and com.
Portable. Get a bottle of Sloan's Lini.
ment for Is cents of any druggist and
have it in the houSe-against colds.
sore AMI swollen joints, rheumatism,
neuralgia, sciatica and like ailments.
Your money back if not satisfied, but it
does give almost instant relief. -AdyS
T-mo.
The Rice belt journal. (Welsh, Calcasieu Parish, La.) 1900-19??, 1914-11-06
Reduced Rates to Shreveport

On account of the Louisiana State
Fair held at Shreveport, Louisiana,
November 4th to 18th, tickets will be
on sale November 4th up to the 18th in.
elusive.
Rate one first class fare and one fifth
For children one.half of adult fare.
Return limit November 18th.
Tickets to be good going commenc.
ing date of sale and for continuous pas.
sage in each direction.
j. F. TUBES, Agent.
The Rice belt journal. (Welsh, Calcasieu Parish, La.) 1900-19??, 1914-11-06
FOR SEED POTATOES.

and then on into basket or box set
beneath. This device can be made to
be adjusted to suit the operator.
Observe that the cutter is divided at
one end and piece of steel is insert
ed which divides the potato into quar-
tiers. The other end splits the potato
In two parts. Two men can cut pota-
toes on this, one man or boy cutting
the smaller, potatoes that are too small
10 be quartered.
The Rice belt journal. (Welsh, Calcasieu Parish, La.) 1900-19??, 1914-11-06
Hon. Winston Churchill.
fr,t.
Head Of England S ,ayy,
A FarSeelny >tatesMan

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OS-s"s"s-s"s"s"S"s"s"s-s "o"S"s"S"s"s"s"s"s
The Rice belt journal. (Welsh, Calcasieu Parish, La.) 1900-19??, 1914-11-06
AGRICULTURE AND WAR.

As regards American agrlcuI-
ture the European war VIII ue
of no benefit unless it should
make agricultural products much
Scarcer than other products
saws DR.. T. n. Carver. govern
ment expert on agricultural
economics. If all the things
which the farmers have to buy
rise in price Oh the average as
much as all the things they have
to sell there will be no gain to
them as a class. This will de
pend. first, upon the effect OF
the war upon agricultural pro-
ducti0n as compared with pro-
ductiun in other fields and, sec
Ond, on the effect Of the war
upon the consumption OF agrl-
tural products as compared with
the consumption Of other things
The Rice belt journal. (Welsh, Calcasieu Parish, La.) 1900-19??, 1914-11-06
Fencing Pastures.

II there is a permanent pasture on
the farm 1t rarely pays to fence the
individual fields of cultivated crops,
but If the fields are pastured in rota.
ton 1t may pay to fence them.
The Rice belt journal. (Welsh, Calcasieu Parish, La.) 1900-19??, 1914-11-06
COUNCIL PROCEEDINGS

Hall of Council Chamber, Welsh, La.
Nov. 9Th, 1914, Council called to order
in regular session conVenedlby roll call
The Hon. Mayer r. S. Geer, member Of
trustees Present. W. E. Taught, A. R.
Arceneaux, E. E. Kimball, Chas. Dautel.
P. H. Goodreau all members of the
Board present. Minutes of the pre-.
ViouS meeting of October 5th., was read
and approved.
The following bills were passed on by
the Board.
The Rice belt journal. (Welsh, Calcasieu Parish, La.) 1900-19??, 1914-11-06
STATEMENT OF OWNERSHIP, MANIAC
MENT, CIRCULATION, ETC,

MENT. CIRCULATION ETC, ~ :
Of the Rice Belt Journal, published Weekly at
1912.
Editor John I. Hood, Welsh, La, Manag-
ing Editor, John T. Hood, Welsh, La: Bust.
ness Manager John T. Hood, Welsh, La:
Publisher, " elsh Printing Co., Ltd; Owners
John I. Hood, Welsh, La; Known Bond.
holders, Mortgages, and other security
holders, holding l per cent or more of total
amount OF bonds, mortgages, or other Sc
curiries, Calcasieu Trust and Savings Bank.
JOHN 7. HOOD.
Subscribed before me this 3rd day OF
October 1914.
WADE Z PLAUoHE, Notary Public.
The Rice belt journal. (Welsh, Calcasieu Parish, La.) 1900-19??, 1914-11-06
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He Knew.

Young Woman ladoringly)-lt must
be awfully nice to be wise and know
everything! College Senior-lt is.
The Glenwood post., 1914-11-14

Miss Lille Summers left "Wednesday
morning for California where she viii
spend the winter in the hope that her
health may be greatly improved by the
lower altitude. Nis Summers will be
much missed in church circles and her
many friends are hopeful that the rest
and change in climate may work grea;
improvement in her coalition.
While driving his eanteloupe (Rocky
Ford) at . lively rate in the lane south
of town last Sunday, Peter Rosa upset
the erittes which ran into . tree and
was badly damaged. So was Pete
badly bruised ON one arm and side and
scratched up considerable. He will get
over it, but will not look quite the
same-for some time.
The work is progressing nicely on
the fine residence Andrew Dow is build
ing in North GlenwoOd. Mcmillan and
Wickman have the contract. This will
be a splendid attraction to North Glen
wood and we shall welcome Mr.. Dow
and his amiable sister to our community y
rs they are people Of the worth while
kind.
Walter Biller. who was head clerk
at the Hotel Colorado the past year,
has been heard from. He is still in
Denver, but he says the recent action
of the Colorado voters on amendment
No. is really distressing to a gentle
man of liberal and moist propensities
and he threatens to beat it for Cali
fornia. Goodbye, Walter.
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The Post overlooked saying last week
that Mrs. E. T. Taylor met with the
Glenwood Reading club and gave the
club very interesting address on po-
litical life in Washington as seen by a
wo4an. Mrs. Taylor in her talk
brought out many points that are not
generally known and those who heard
her greatly enjoyed her remarks and
felt not only edited but instructed
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AtAsataoa, ChRcAas nd 0cAesas-
We make you . special line Of Pure
Home Made Candies and send them
parcel post anywhere Fruits, Nuts ct
all kinds. Get your orders in early
for the holidays. Care taken to nail
cfdefA
GLENwOOD PURE FOOD CO,
1l-7-tf Glsnwood SPRING., Colo.
Wells B. NeClelland Of Steamboat
w.s . visitor this wssk to GlsnwsSd,
hyiaR tsulnso IN IL district eert.
Asked about cssditises in his esantfy
Nae ssys they have had = god season
the best crops they have ever raised
a.d tie prices have been fairly good.
He 0ys - had crop Of twenty acres
Of barley AID realised nore froa this
ono crop than the value Of the hnd
itself, aAd he thi.ks that il pretty
good. II yielded - bushels 70 tbs
acre, weighed over % pounds 70 the
bushel and sold for . dollar per han-
dred. Figure it ys1sself and - vill
see tat this b - fairy tale.
II - have ~ aaytAing = valss
aavsseiss n tAis yapss snA Ct = basG
The Glenwood post., 1914-11-14
EE M1p R1
7 WITLrKoS y
&W0[NGSZ

Miss Ora Coulter spent the week end
1t Rifle visiting her parents.
Mn. Hessler and daughter of New
Castle spent yesterday in Glenwood.
ol1 Grand avenue. lO-3l-tf
Edward Grover of Aspen was a bust
nao visitor to Glenwood the first OF
this week.
Oae visit will convince you that
0steopathy is right. sl6 Grand ave-
-. 1O-31-tt
Mrs. J. T. Shumate entertained the
Five Hundred club at her home Wed
nssaay afternoon.
Lynn Kennedy, cashier of the Union
State bank of Rifle, was business Wis
itor to Glenwood Thursday.
For Rent; Comfortable i've room
hssse with bath. Inquire at 1882 Pit
kia aveune. lO-lO-tf
Mrs. Corwin of Rifle has returned to
her home after visit to her daughter,
Mrs.. Slavin' of this city.
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Mr.. and Mrs. John Crook returned
Thursday to their home in Meeker af
ter 4 visit of several days to Glenwood.
Mr.. and Mrs. H. o. SwitZer mOtored
down to New Castle yesterday to at
tad the funeral over the remains of
1Fs. Calfee.
FOR RENT-A modern fiveroom
hssse with hot water heat furnished.
IsHuire at Bigham Is bakery, 9Os Blake
avsaus. 1881
j. K. Boxard of Steamboat Springs
. among the out-Of-tOwn attornies in
~ district court.
Mrs. Pearl Sullivan left Wednesday
fse her home at DeBeque after
weeks visit with her friend, Mrs.
01est Barlow Of this city.
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Daoeksaith wanted. A005ouO
+. n. JsHANT0EN.
t1D-3 Hsshss; Osso.
Ths Methodist Ladies' Aid society
00 Be entertained by Mrk F1eisAes At
- parsonage next Thusday afternoon.
4 1aFge attendance is desired.
Tor shooting Floyd CrosDo some
tiae ago At woleott Harvey Caldwell
- 6sen sentenced by Judge Lavender
- pay . fine Of 800 and spend 80
a.ys in Jail. Readers of the Post will
Deall the shooting some time ago while
CALDWELL and his cowboy partner were
paraly.ed drunk and attempting to
dheot Up the little town.
Despair 10 next door to destruction.
HsaltA is nearby and can be fsand BY
'~sy II Osteopashy b given . fair
tsi.l. SIC 0ra.l xvsass. 1o31-H
The Glenwood post., 1914-11-14

Mrs. Harriet Frazier of this city is
In receipt of a letter from her daupb.
ter at The Dalles, Oregon, stating
that that state has voted dry by over
10000 and that in The Dalles where
there are 30 saloons the people voted
dry by over 200. The wet campaign
out there was managed by A. N. Ep-
stein who marshalled the wet force,
Tor Colorado two years ago and who
this year "beat it" for Oreeo, b,..
cause he said he knew Colorado N.
going dry.
ID. II. Davidson from Peach Valley
IL jsroe in tie county court this week
and the editor is pleased to note that
Henry hss thrown away the crutcA
which he was obliged to use 20 lors
and the ca.s which he later depended
On II getting over the country. II viii
be remembered that Mr.. David.o. ~
with sever accident over . yea, e.~
breaking his leg, a.d whea - ~ al.
most recovered - broke it asain. He
nas certainly had hard lsag sises and
the Post 10 glad to So hin NV - near
recovery.
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Mr.. and Mn. E n Evesett have
gone to Califosnia aal win nahe their
home in Hsllywsoa whore Nr Everett
will engage in -tAe grocery busi,sss.
Ms. Everett's brstAes, Wiley Cox,
lives IN Hollywood which is saia to b.
one of the Psettiest spots II CsHfeenia.
and the Everetts have Iosx - a d..
sire. TO locate there and Aays take, ad.
,, vshteee OF TIE first oppqFtahity that
presented itseh to engage In . sss;,e..
with which Mr.. Everett h fanili.,
No squaref business nan TIM E Il
Everett ever stood behind . eoaster h
Glenweoa sPeinss.
The Glenwood post., 1914-11-14

George E. Bowland, county clerk of
Eagle county, has contested the cleo
tion of his Republican rival, Mr.. Helm.
berger, on the grounds Of fraud. Mr..
Bowland was the Progressive candidate
and Heimberger defeated him by six
votes according to the official count.
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Wanted-Good lady canvasser. One
with horse and buggy preferred. Cool
proposition to one who can prove her
ability. Call At this office for partic-
ulars.
The Glenwood post., 1914-11-14

While you are in Glenwood eat at
the beautiful Tong King cafe. You
will be pleased with the treatment YOU
receive. Just north of Hotel Glen
wood. ll-l4-tf
w. l. Smith, who has been ailinp
for some time with bladder trouble,
went to the Red Cross hospital at
sslida about a week ago and submit
ted to an operation last Wednesday
morning. Word reached Glenwocd
Thursday afternoon to the effect that
the patient was doing very we'll up to
that time. A host Of friends in Glen.
wood ardently hope for "Unele Bill 's''
speedy recovery.
Marion Henry, who WAS elected sher-
III Of Eagle county and that, too, with
out any effort on his part, spent yester.
day in Gis.wsod calling on his many
friends. Mr. Henry i the most popu.
bar Official who ever served the people
Of that county sd the only candidate
save one to be elseted BY the Republi-
cans in the county this year. In N
menbraaee Of his victory Mr.. Henry i,
to give . big free da.ee at Ninturn
tonight.
Night Nazshal Burnaugh recently n
rested the propFietoFs Of the Columbia.
saloon aAd took them before Police
Magistrate Squire on . charge of vio.
lating the city ordinance which pro
hibits the sale Of liquor to women. The
case was plain one Is Burnaugh hap
pened to enter the place just in time
to witness the booze storage BY the
female eusto0en. The magistrat.
taxed the defendants 425 and costs
which they paid.
a tnnneu HnP - n ~ 49,.
The Glenwood post., 1914-11-14

The Glenwood fire boys only seek
your patronage once = year and every
property owner in Glenwood can we'll
afford to patronize them in their an
nual Thanksgiving ball, Wednesday
evening, Nov. 25. Get out your dollar
and have it ready when the boys come
around to sell you q ticket.
The Glenwood post., 1914-11-14
IAJpUY NN1R YAA1s

Neritol White Liniment il . splendid
applieatio. for Sore Throat, Cold On
tie Lang, Group and Pains in the
Chest. Satarate = piece Of flannel
cloth With tie LiniAent AID use - =
Psastes. It is very penetrating as'l
elective. Price 35c, soc and 4l.oo.
Gle.wesl Pharmacy, Exclusive Aesats.
The Glenwood post., 1914-11-14

The Glenwood Civic Improvement
club met Monday evening with Mrs.
Chas. H. King. They had very inter
esting program and delicious lunch
con was served by the hostess. Next
Mondays meetingaof the club is 70
be with Mrs. Tully.
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Mr.. and Mrs. c. II. Harris were do,
ing some shopping in GlenwOod and
incidentally calling on few friends
last Monday, having come down the
previous day to witness the marriage
of their son, Vern, to Miss Alvina
Dickson at the Dickson ranch home on
Mitchell creek.
For Sale Cheap; Pool table, standard
size, complete with balls, euss aad
rack. Will be sold At bsrgsia. In
quirs Of E. L. Psisar, l0lS Grs,d
svsaus. S-lS u
The Glenwood Volunteer Fire Dc,
partment announces its 26th annual
ball on Thanksgiving eve, Wednesday,
November Is. The fire laddies hope
for your presenee at this event and
the least you can do is to thus skew
your appreciation Of these willing and
brave defenders Of your property.
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J. g. Miller has gone to Oklahona
for . visit to his sister whom he has
not seen for several yean He win
be gone sboat . month aAd 1t h
hoped that the change Of citrate aad
change Of scenes nay peove bessfieial
to his health which has not bsel the
best for the past few nonthA
In the district court Wednesday
morning = jury found Dr.. ". 9. Lsek-
ard not guilty Of tanpering with .
headgate ~ he had been charged.
Frank Adams says he never saw eleven
such contrary men in his life. Loekar'i
bad been accused Of raising his head-
gate after the water eommissiosef had
set it-or, in eonmo. pafia.es, steal
ing water.
The Glenwood post., 1914-11-14
TURKEY sHoor SUNDAY. nov. 2

Commencing at P. M, At rife range
\ mile south Of Oarbondale, opposite
Francis ranch. Fifty fine fat turkeys
for the lucky shooters and dice shakers.
ll-l42- ]. G. BENNETT.
The Glenwood post., 1914-11-14

J. g. Armstrong and son, Dave, have
been in town this week rs witnesses
in the district court. They report
crops excellent in the Roam creek
country, but say that notwithstanding
tho extraoedinay yield Of everything
there ssems to be NO demand for the
products Of the farm this year. Well,
what can yen expect, fellowsi Don {
you know this il The second year of .
DeAocratie adniaistrstiol3
XA1OY 0XYR Y2A10
e1.3s Per bsx, delivered. eaallse sisA
e1.oo. Coed aPplss, 41.oo per box
Fancy graae, $50. Best varieties. u
pounds best extracted honey, 41.oo. C
o. D. sAiposnts, 1se mere.
]. A. GREEN, ..
GFand Junction, Colo.
The Glenwood post., 1914-11-14
WAN31D

We will pay you cash for chickens,
veal, pork, hides, and live cattle. Write
% what you have to sell.
e. B. EVERETT il.
0lsnweod Spring. Colo.
The Glenwood post., 1914-11-14
lRIaoDI0f CHURCH lEoxED
By the IessengeF)

10 q. m.-Sabbath School. 1t would
appear xs though the low ebbing tide
Of the summer time was about ended,
in point of attendance. Let US clear
the decks for Christmas. An order has
been issued from Santa Claus head
quarters, ~ Messenger understands it,
that in order to be in good standing
with old Santa attendance At Sunday
school has to be taken up at once and
steadfastly maintained. in order to be
in good standing At his headquarters At
Christmas time.
IL =. m.-Preaehing. Theme, "The
PreciOusaess of Christi Beautiful
theme; you cannot afford to miss it.
$3.50 p. m.-Epworth League. Theme,
"The Call to Service.''
1880 p. m.-Presching. Theme,
"What Is Man" This mighty subject
will grip your intellect, as well as youI
moral affections. Won't you come, as
an encouragement to Messenger!
Won't you come next Sabbath. Pleas
Won't you come!
The Glenwood post., 1914-11-14

Wanted, = position by . woman
= do housework. Phone, Grand 1853.
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Mr.. and Mrs. Peter Dow went down
to New Castle yesterday to attend the
funeral of Mrs. Olive Cliff Calfe-
whom they had known and loved for
many years.
Good Table board with or without
ssso = Ma 0Asasset a. f111a1.
s4S-tf
at the Odeon next Thursday evening
will be presented SCOTS masterpiece
"The Lady of the Lake, for tbs
benefit of the Methodist church. This
is a beautiful film and one that shoult
please the most critical audience.
DR.. Riddle, eye, ear, nose and thfoa'
specialist. Glasses fitted Citissn'
Bank Bldg.
Last Monday Marshal Mahoney ar
rested JOlA H. Richardson of the Silve
Club saloon on charge of keeping hi
saloon open on Sunday. Richardson
WAS arraigned before Justice Rice an,
plead not guilty and at his request th'
hearing was postponed to November 20
The Glenwood post., 1914-11-14
u. DAl1rAIAS cKUHCH

Corner Dlake Avs and Ninth y
Ninth Sunday after Trinity
sa. miCHoly Communion
l0-a. m.-Sunday School.
IL =. m.-Norning Prayer and Ser
mon.
7:30 p. m. Evening Prayer.
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8EV1NIH DAY ADvE1r4I19
Colorado Ave, 0ostA o( 2svssth d
Sabbath School (saturday). ESQ p. m
Bibls Study (ssturday). $3.50 P. u
Missionary and prayer meeting
Thursday p. .,
h. g. MILLER,
s06 Cooper Ave. Leader
The Glenwood post., 1914-11-14

on tspss ssr sa,s as III sef,s..
The Glenwood post., 1914-11-14
FINE CHICKENS

Pure bred Plymouth Rock cockerel
for sale. $3.50 each.
MRS. A. J. VAGG,
Carbondale, R F. D. l.
The Glenwood post., 1914-11-14

Colorado Ave, 0oGtA o( 2svsa1A d
The Glenwood post., 1914-11-14

Despair ID next door to destruction
HsaltA is nearby and can be fsand By
'-y II Osteopathy b givsa . fail
Aial. SIC 0sa,l avsa.s. 1o-S1-t
The day book. [volume] (Chicago, Ill.) 1911-1917, 1914-04-25
COULDN'T BE DONE

A New Yorker tells of his sojourn
at certain hotel in the Carolina
mountains, says Lipptncott's Maya
zine. At about in the morning he
was aroused from a sound slumber
by knocking on his door.
What is it," he shouted.
Telegram TO- you, boss" replied
the darkey on the other side of the
door. "Will you open the door,"
The New Yorker was angered by
this. 81 will not!' he yelled back.
Cant you slip it under the door,"
mo, boss" was the response, tits
on a tray"
The day book. [volume] (Chicago, Ill.) 1911-1917, 1914-04-25
BEWARE OF HIM

Crawford-The man who can look
happy when he isn't makes a good
companion.
Crabshaw-But you'd better not
sit in a poker game with him.-New
York Times.
The day book. [volume] (Chicago, Ill.) 1911-1917, 1914-04-25
A BARGAIN

Mr.. Wyde-Hi! waiter, there's a
chicken in this egg.
Mr.. Narrow-'Sh! don't tell him.
He charged me a dollar for one yes
terday, an it wasn't much bigger
than that 'un.-Magazine of Fun.