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Der Nordstern. [volume] (St. Cloud, Minn.) 1874-1931, 1914-11-05
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Der Nordstern. [volume] (St. Cloud, Minn.) 1874-1931, 1914-11-05

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Der Nordstern. [volume] (St. Cloud, Minn.) 1874-1931, 1914-11-05
80. Octpbcr.

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Baraboo weekly news. [volume] (Baraboo, Wis.) 1912-197?, 1914-10-29
Keeping EEverIGStinglg iii

1t isIkeeping everlastingly at it that
brings success. For number of years
George W. Hackett of North Freedom
has talked poultry, has judged poultry
and has worked for the advancement of
the poultry industry in the Baraboo
valley Now he has been chosen editor
of the poultry department in the Wis
consin Agriculturist and the readers of
that excellent farm paper will enjoy in
the future ideas from his pen. The posi-
aion will enable Mr.. Hackett to further
investigate.and give his readers the
benefitrof work in this entertaining
and profitable field. The agriculturist
has made a good selection in choosing
Sank county's leading poultry worker.
Baraboo weekly news. [volume] (Baraboo, Wis.) 1912-197?, 1914-10-29
State Senator

The next senator from this district
will either be judge w. S. Stroud of
Portage or George Staudenmayer of
Caledonia
The relative competency of those
candidates for this Office will present
itself to every voter.
Every one favers, and every eandi
date, regardless of party, is strenu
ously advocating economy in conduct
ing the business of each municipality
and the affairs of The state at large.
Under the guise of accomplishing this
desired end, many, various and diverse
measures and plans will be present
ed.
Some, no doubt. will be Of great
merit, and many will be dangerous and
injurious in the extreme. It will be uI
to the legislature to select the good anC
discard the bad.
Bills will be presented to the next
Legislature for the purpose of chang
ing, revising and repeating the law
governing some of the important anC
admittedly necessary commission.
The work done by the Railroad Com
mission and others are of the utmost
Importance to the people of the state.
Probably at no time within years
past, or years to come, has there been,
or will there be, matters resented to
the legislature of so much and such ex.
tended Importance to the people.
Now, Mr.. Voter, which of these
men?
Judge Stroud is a lawyer and business
man of acknowledged ability and expert
ence; he has been eminently successful
at the bar and in general business. He
is careful, conservative and safe. He
possesses the confidence of the people.
1t is generally conceded that there is
no man in the district who possesses
to so marked a degree, the qualif-
cations requisite for this office as does
Judge Stroud.
Conceeding all the many favorable
things that are said of Mr.. Stauden-
mayer, and without the slightest crit
icism of him, still this beyond question
that Judge Stroud is the man who
should be sent to the senate from this
district. -Por tage Register.
Baraboo weekly news. [volume] (Baraboo, Wis.) 1912-197?, 1914-10-29
the front in good fortune.
MIX and Beer

We frequently hear beer spoken of
as the poor mans bread, and that
reason is assigned by many as excuse
for the laboring man drinking it. Ac-
Ger ling 10 the chemical analysis of
beer. it contains per cent alcohol,
per cent food stuffs and SO per cent,
water. Beer retaiIs' at five cents per
glass or ten cents per pint. Pretty
big price 10 pay for water to get per
cent food value.
Milk retaiIs at three and one half
cents per pint and is complete food,
rich in all the essentials Of perfect
food Which is the cheaper and most
nourishing food, milk at three and one
half cents per pint or beer at ten cents
per pint?
MRS. L. H. PALMER.
Baraboo weekly news. [volume] (Baraboo, Wis.) 1912-197?, 1914-10-29

Compound to me and | tried it at once
and found much relief. After that
had no pains at all and could do my
homework and shopping the same
as always. For years I have praised
Lydia E. Pinkham's Vegetable Com
pound for what it has done for me,
and shall always recommend it as a wo-
mans friend. You are at liberty to use
my letter in any way. Mrs. THOMSON,
$40 w. Russell ST., Philadelphia, Pa.
Change of Life is one of the most
critical periods of a woman's existence.
Women everywhere should remember
that there is no other remedy known to
carry women so successfully through
this trying period as Lydia E. Pinkham s
Vegetable Compound.
If you want special advice
write to Lydia e. Pinkham Med
icine Co. (cOnfidentiaI, Lynn,
Mass. Your letter will be opened,
read and answered by a woman
and held in strict confidence.
Baraboo weekly news. [volume] (Baraboo, Wis.) 1912-197?, 1914-10-29
Skillet Greek

Mr.. and Mrp. Bruce Trussel spent
Sunday at the home of Richard Trus'
sci.
Will, Lena, Martin and Esther ALVIN
and w. Cahoon spent Saturday anc
Sunday at the home of Martin Alvin
of Prairie du Sac.
Mr.. and Mrs. Geo. Astle and daugh-
ter, Winifred, Mrs. John Astle al
Lydia North spent Sunday afternot 7
and evening at the WEIGH home.
The little daughter of john Cum
mings is improving after being serious
ly i'll for four weeks with abcesses
forming on her head.
Fred Zantow attended the funeral OF
Mrs. Geo. Staudenmeyer of Caledoni;
Tuesday.
Every one able is found out in the pc
tato field these fine days.
R. Cahoon and family, Paul Cahoor
and family, Mr.. and Mrs. w. Cahoor
and son, Ora, and Hattie Cahoon OF
Avon, Ohio, spent Sunday at the home
of Levi Cahoon.
Baraboo weekly news. [volume] (Baraboo, Wis.) 1912-197?, 1914-10-29

How complex seems the universe
when thus composed of such minute
moons and planets and mighty suns,
all of a certain mass at an exact dis
lance, moving with the unvarying
speed, in order that an eternal balance
may be preserved, for if this balance
were disturbed in the least, all suns
and planets would either all fall toge-
Their in one mass or fly forever asunder.
Fortunately, man is not called on to as
sist in running this vast machine, for
it is in the hands of one who never
makes mistake, and whose endless
work is to develop the higher out of
the lower.
w. P. ROOT.
Baraboo weekly news. [volume] (Baraboo, Wis.) 1912-197?, 1914-10-29
THE STAR IN THE EAST
Think About These Fig
ures When You Take
q Look at it.

Col. D. E. Welch found the follow
ing in an Ohio paper and considers it
soTgood that it should be circulated in
this region. The article isaas follows:
Several have asked me, personally
and by letter what the bright star is
in the southeast in the early evening.
1t is no star at all. 1t is our friend
Jupiter, the largest of the earth's com
pany that march around the sun. 1t is
larger than all else in the solar system
except the sun.
Like all other things in the solar sys-
tenn, this is the most interesting OBJ
ject we can find, iparadoxical as it NAV
seem. For an hour at a time I watch
with my glass this stupendous globe,
and wish all others could and would do
so. Let US consider it awhile.
This planet is about as near to us now
as possible. It's distance from the sun
is 480 millions of miles, and go million
miles less than that from US just now or
| 1888 millions. This accounts for its bright
ness, but if it had the force of sunlight
we have it would enable US to read by
| it's reflection. 1t is five times as far from
the sun as we are and hence its sunlight
is only the twenty-ffth part of what we
get. The diameter of Jupiter is, in round
numbers, Sc, 900 miles, or about IL times
that of the earth, and hence its equator
is 275, 600 miles in length, as against ours
of rs, 600. A point on our equator
moves at the rate of 1140 miles an hour,
and here comes in one of the most in
teresting comparisons have ever met
and one which should impress any
thoughtful mind with sense of awe
when contemplating the mighty physi-
cal power of God.
If point on Jour equator moves 1140
miles an hour, it would move II times
as far on Jupiter, or IL, $40 miles, pro-
viding that planet turns over in the
same time the earth does-24 hours.
But it does nothing of the kind, for it
turns over, not in "a hours, but in a
little over hours and IS minutes-we
will say 10 hours, or fve-twelfths of
our day; hence it's equatorial motion is
30, 094 miles an hour-say $4,000. We
all realize the awful velocity Of can
nonball-1000 miles an hour: but here
we see that an object on Jupiter 8
equator moves thirty times as fast as
those terrible shells fired by the Rus
| slams in their recent attack on Lin
berg. A velocity of $1,000 miles an
hour is 13 miles second, which isIal-
most exactly equal to the velocity of
Jupiter in his movement around the
sun. This coincidence occurs nowhere
else in the solar system. If the earth
had the axial notion of Jupiter our days
would be less than an hour long, the
sun rising about every fifty minutes
Jupiter has five moons to our
one; but it is difficult to see the small
lest except with the largest glass. I
have just now, September 49, observed
two of these moons. The first moon
is 26O, 600 miles from the planet. Seen
from this moon the planet would have
so times the diameter of our moon-a
magnificent object surely! The second
moon is Ala, 900 miles from the planet;
the next, 661, 600 and the fourth one is
! 1, 1862, 600.
Baraboo weekly news. [volume] (Baraboo, Wis.) 1912-197?, 1914-10-29
Thursday

Mr.. and Mrs. H. E. Cole went to
| Madison today to attend the annual
meeting of the Wisconsin State Histor-
ical Society of which Mr.. Cole is one of
the Curators.
Mr.. and Mrs. Fred Waffenschmidt
of Prairie du Sac motored to this city
today. They were accompanied home
by Mrs. F. A. Craft, Miss Lucille Her
rington and John Harrington to spend
a few days.
Mrs. Martin Schey entertained a
number Of ladies last evening in honor
of Mrs. Charles Hayden of Elroy. The
evening was pleasantly passed and five
hundred played. Refreshments were
served
Edward, the little five year old son of
Mr.. and Mrs. Reinhold Schulz, met with
a serious accident near Elroy. He
fell off of load Of corn that his father
was hauling home from the field, the
rear wheel running over his legs break
ing the left one in two places between
the knee and hip and dislocating the toes
on the right foot.
The Pickwick Clothes Shop in Elroy
was robbed last week Thursday of
between four and five hundred dollars
worth of merchandise and some cash
left in the drawer. The theft was
made BY robbers, who entered the
Baraboo weekly news. [volume] (Baraboo, Wis.) 1912-197?, 1914-10-29

store through the transom over the
front door. The store was left i'm
great confusion and up to the hour of
writing this Manager Larson had not
been able to true amount of goods
stolen. Nine mems suits, eight suit
cases, many shoes, sweaters and other
articles are among the goods known to
be missing. Manager Larson tels
phoned to Richland Center for the
noted blood hound to track the rob-
bers- Elroy Leader.
Baraboo weekly news. [volume] (Baraboo, Wis.) 1912-197?, 1914-10-29
Suffered Twenty One Years
Finally Found Relief

Having suffered fsr21 years with q
pain in my side, finally have found
relief in DR.. Kilmer's Swamp-Root.
Injections of morphine were my only
relief for short periods of time. | be-
came so sick that / had to undergo a
surgical operation in New Orleans
which benefited me for two years.
When the same pain came back one
day was so sick that gave up hopes
of living. A friend advised me to try
your Swamp Root and at once COM
menced using it. The first bottle did
me so much good that | purchased
two more bottles. | am now on my
second bottle and am feeling like new
woman. passed a gravel stone as large
big red bean and several small ones.
have not had the least feeling of pain
since taking your Swamp-Root and l
feel it my duty to recommend this
great medicine to all suffering human
ity.
Gratefully yours,
Mrs. Joseph Constance,
Rapids Par. Echo, La.
Personally appeared before me this
18th day of July, 1911, Mrs. Joseph
Constance, who subscribed the above
statement and made oath that the
same is true in substance and in fact.
William Morrow,
Notary Public.
Baraboo weekly news. [volume] (Baraboo, Wis.) 1912-197?, 1914-10-29

Tered for six years
terribly. I tried sew
eral doctors but none
seemed to give me
any relief. Every
monththe painswere
intense in both sides,
and m I'd e m e 80
weak that I had to
go to bed. At last
a friend recommen-
ded Lydia E. Pink
hams We Ue ia hla
Baraboo weekly news. [volume] (Baraboo, Wis.) 1912-197?, 1914-10-29

know, but I couldn't help noticing
your slippers.
81 see, smiled the young woman,
good naturally, what do you think
of them?"
''What do I think of them?" ex-
claimed Jones, with large emphasis;
''they are simply immense. F."
From the Philadelphia Public Ledger.
: When earth's last picture is painted
And the tubes are twisted and dried.
When the oldest colors are faded,
And the youngest critic has died;
We shall rest and, faith, we shall
need it,
Lie down for an con or two
Till the Master of All Good Work
Shall set us to work anew.
And those who are good shall be hap
And they shall sit in golden
cna1r,
They shall splash at ten-league can
vas
With brushes Of comets hair
They shall find real saints to draw
from
Magdalen, Peter and Paul.
They shall work for an age at sit
ting
And never get tired at ALL
And only the Master shall praise ue,
And only the Master shall blame;
And no one shall work for money,
And no one shall work for fame;
But each for the joy of working
And each for his separate star
Shall draw the Thing as he sees it
For the God of Things as They Are,
-Rudyard Kipling.
Baraboo weekly news. [volume] (Baraboo, Wis.) 1912-197?, 1914-10-29
Many SiIoS il State

Tlere are upw ards of so, 900 silos cR
Wisconsin farms, according to the last
census taken by the state board of agri-
culture. A new count will be made
this coming month. The last showed
total Of AZ, 821. 1t is evident that one
fourth Of the farmers in the state are
using silos.
Baraboo weekly news. [volume] (Baraboo, Wis.) 1912-197?, 1914-10-29
Var and the Wisconsin
Farm

The farmers of Wisconsin will be af-
fected by the war as little as those of
any portion of the United States.
There will be a demsnd for butter and
cheese and beef and bacon-war or no
war.
tits different in other portions of the
country. People will have to cut out
grape fruit and oranges. The fruits
of the distant west will not be in de-
mand as in the past. The Florida
growers of the fringe of diet will find
that the demand is reduced as the hours
of workmen are lessened.
Again the Wisconsin farmer is at
Baraboo weekly news. [volume] (Baraboo, Wis.) 1912-197?, 1914-10-29

The announcement that they are go
ing to pillow up English golf courses IN
order to SOW wheat is the best war
news that we have had yet.
Baraboo weekly news. [volume] (Baraboo, Wis.) 1912-197?, 1914-10-29
AutOiDg From BarabOO to Lake
Geneva
(From Thursdays DaiIy.)

Mrs. Louisa Gowan, well past eighty
and a pioneer resident of Baraboo, was
in the city yesterday on an automobile
trip to Lake Geneva with Miss Lucy
Gattiker. The party found the roads
good Notwithstanding recent rains, the
foliage beautiful, the countryside alto
gether delightful. Madison Democrat
Baraboo weekly news. [volume] (Baraboo, Wis.) 1912-197?, 1914-10-29

According to a professor of the Uni
Versity of Pennsylvania, New England
will soon lose the prestige of producing
sOur great men. Not so long as New
England writes our histories, pro-
fessor
Baraboo weekly news. [volume] (Baraboo, Wis.) 1912-197?, 1914-10-29
Letter to
DR.. Kilmer & Co.,
sBinghamton, N. Y.

Prove What Swamp-RoOt VIII DO
For You.
Send ten cents to DIR. Kilmer q Co.,
Binghamton, N. Y, for sample size
bottle. 1t will convince anyone. You
will also receive a booklet of valuable
information, telling about the kidneys
and bladder. When writing, be sure
and mention the Baraboo Daily News.
Regular fifty-eent and one-dollar size
BOTTLES for sale at all drug stores
Adv
Baraboo weekly news. [volume] (Baraboo, Wis.) 1912-197?, 1914-10-29

It is one of the anomalies of human
nature, that the loss of two gothic
towers lean arouse a greater protest
than the loss of an army corps OF
mon
Baraboo weekly news. [volume] (Baraboo, Wis.) 1912-197?, 1914-10-29

One strickly American product in
which pride may properly be taken,
but for which there is not much market
abroad, is neutrality.
Baraboo weekly news. [volume] (Baraboo, Wis.) 1912-197?, 1914-10-29

When father comes home all worn
out with the idea Uf the hard day he
has been putting in he should think of
Europe's overworked Red Cross doe
tors ard nurses.
Baraboo weekly news. [volume] (Baraboo, Wis.) 1912-197?, 1914-10-29

The senate ought to have rule that
would prevent the wasting OF an entire
day in discussing its rules.
Baraboo weekly news. [volume] (Baraboo, Wis.) 1912-197?, 1914-10-29

Philosopher Henri Bergson has drop
ped his philosophy for the present.
Yet this is the time when it is es,
pecially needed.
Baraboo weekly news. [volume] (Baraboo, Wis.) 1912-197?, 1914-10-29

Not so many criticisms were made OF
Slavic culture when Tolstoy was COM
polling everybody to sit Up and take
notice
Baraboo weekly news. [volume] (Baraboo, Wis.) 1912-197?, 1914-10-29

Suggestion to returned travellers:
Why not remark that the statue of
Liberty in New York Harbor looked
awfullY good to you?
Baraboo weekly news. [volume] (Baraboo, Wis.) 1912-197?, 1914-10-29

With the pork barrel in ruins the
war tax measure ought to be whitfield
down to fit the improved conditions.
Baraboo weekly news. [volume] (Baraboo, Wis.) 1912-197?, 1914-10-29

Here is one that is told by Congress
man Benjamin G. Humphreys, the
other night in throwing the harpoon
into medical friend who was fellow
guest at banquet.
Some time ago a keeper of a mus
cum was engaged in placing some new
curios that had just arrived from
Egypt, when he noticed perplexed
look on the face of his attendant.
whats the matter Smith?'' he
queried, going to the assistant. "Is
there anything you don't under
stand?"
eyes" answered Smith. "Here is a
papyrus on which the characters are
so badly traced that they are indie
cipherable. How shall | class it. ?"
Let me see, returned the keeper,
examining the curio. Just call it q
doctors prescription in the time of the
Pharaohs.
Baraboo weekly news. [volume] (Baraboo, Wis.) 1912-197?, 1914-10-29

Cotton is King, but the European
power have beenl undermining this
throne.
Baraboo weekly news. [volume] (Baraboo, Wis.) 1912-197?, 1914-10-29

The new fall hats made themselves
felt early.
Baraboo weekly news. [volume] (Baraboo, Wis.) 1912-197?, 1914-10-29

no BE CURED OF rbeumatnsm
= with all its lamenest Iches md
pains, take Hoods Sarsaparilla. You
ppret be sure to GET HOODS.
Baraboo weekly news. [volume] (Baraboo, Wis.) 1912-197?, 1914-10-29


And the grifter longs for home;
He was sloughed up in Vienna.
And they shook him down in Rome:
They relieved him of his bank roll,
And they grabbed his case and
tripes.
Oh, how he wished he was back home.
Smoking fine Baraboo made pipes
Lives of chaffeurs oft remand US,
We can make or mar a scene,
And departing leave behind us,
Trash and smell of gasoline!
Arkansas paper hands out the follow
ing cyclonic wisdom: Early to bed and
early to rise, cut the weeds and swat
the. flies, mind your business and tell
no lies, don't get gay and deceive your
wives, pay. your debts, use enterprise,
and buy from the ones who advertise.
That an air gun in the hands of a
boy is about as dangerous as loaded
revolver carried by an irresponsible
adult was demonstrated by Prairie
du Chen youth. who aimed at the head
of the family horse "just to see it
jump" Result: loss of an eye in a
good animal. Cruelty unadulterated!-
Vernon Co. Censor.
Considerable complaint is being made
about the leaky condition of the village
hall. The members of the band had to
adjourn to another building during a
recent rain storm for fear that the
water would rust their valves and
drown their tunes. Yes, the new band
Is really able to play tunes already,
yet. -Norwalk Star.
AS Pat was strolling down a side
street he saw some dogs in the window
of fancier's shop, and going in he
said to the owner:
What is the price of those puppies
in the Window"
"Oh, they're SIS apiece" said the
fancier.
go on wild ye," said Pat; "sure l
don't want piece. l want whole
dog"
Observing an unfamiliar shrub by
country roadside, a student of bot
any stopped to make an examination.
"Are you acquainted with this
flower, young man? he asked of pass
ing yokel.
yep" the boy laconically an
swered.
ITO what family do you think it
belongs?"
Indicating a nearby house with a
pudgy thumb the boy answered: 'Hig-
ginses. Puck.
Recently Jones attended a fashion
able ball, says the Pittsburg Chron-
icle-Telegraph During the evening
he met pretty young woman dressed
in soft, filmy white and wearing the
cutest little slippers that ever encased
dainty foot. Instantly the Jones eye
dropped in that direction.
Pardon me, - apologized Jones
blushingly, 1T was very rude of me
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