The Grangeville globe. [volume] (Grangeville, Idaho) 1907-1922, 1914-06-25

ever the phrase. "a feast 10 ra..
,a 'u no" OF sour applied aptly to a
az "s'oh' certainly was appropri-
- 'ii'S ease There were speeches /
So"ss ana stories. Dwight Hollis /
'r 'ne charge of the Lisht Brigade
u "'''"iN Dr. Bennett and w. l. Dee
"a" brought their batteries OF eloouence !
,n'o action, and Your correspondent nm
''"'u''ed his light artillery and contrib
"'ed small quota to the deenar ala.
Jason OF the heavier guns New York
VAS wen represented in the Cireronian
, ghofus MI Joe McAilcnau and tho
saxon wizard OF The taNidermist art
I "C'lairo>d. voiced their measure n
.ne presence of our honored GUESTS
bennett HOLSTER and Deegan and thei,,
warm appreciation of the wonderful
NlhuneSs and courtesy shown 10 them on
Il" SIDES bV the people of Wyoming.
II was The Wee sma' hours of sun
/ DAY morning before hosts ana guests
said goodnight"
me TWO Eds-lones and Holmquist
"a0 dohned their professional uni
'"Ih IN honor of the occasion. With
"hl'e cap and jacket and apron these
TWO Dromios OF the Jones Magin cult
nary department looked lust as If
they had stepped out from the kitchen
OF the WaldorfAstoria or the St.
! Regis.
/ The little shock that Ed Jones
had received the day before did not
seem to have affected his nerves in
the slightest \ man Of a more neur-
J diennStt
been excused if his nervous system
mad been in the condition of sweet
bells jangling out Of tune"
on Friday Ed took a pack horse and
MED himself down the mountain to for
age for the coming feast His instruc-
tons were to bring back two dozen
chickens, if he had to raid every hen
roost from Pat Kellys to HOLSTERS
Varied and exciting experiences fell
to the lot of the enterprisng and
chicken seeking chef Fate in
kindly mood steered Ed up against the
hospitable and genial Dwight And
Dwight true to the traditions of the
house of HOLSTER. administered to
Jonesy an antidote against colo or
snake bite. Jonesy later described
the dose as "a nip" Whether the nip
would weigh one or eight ounces on
DR. Benefits scales history does not
say. That it was of generous proper
tons is evidenced by the following
fact: When Jonesy reached camp
somewhere around ten o'clock he tri-
umphantly proceeded to display the
trophies OF his foray in the shape of
chickens. Reaching down into one of
the panniers he brought forth what we
all thought was an able bodied speci-
men of a juicy broiler. To the con-
sternation of ALL and especially of the
cook. when taken to the light of the
campfire the thing was monster boot
owl Good Lord' Walter Hope shout
ed, "Jonesy, have you brought owls in
stead of chickens" But he had not.
: The chickens were there all right.
Where the owl came from or how 1t
got there Ed was unable to guess. 1t
, was the theory of some that Jonesy
had spied the owl in some tree on the
trail and had talked the luckless bird
t into insensibility. Whether this is true
or not l am unable to say. Jonesy
t could not explain it, and when Jonesy
: cannot explain thing that thing has
passed outside the breastworks of eX-
panatlOn. FOR JOneSN aforesaid u
some gifted with the use of words
Language flows from him like water
through spilway. He eXudes IL al
every pore and when this natural gift
o is touched with the spirit of Hollis
1 ter nip, why then if you are in Eds
, neighborhood you'l have the impress
. sion that there has been a serious eX'
plosion in a language mill Don't how
A ever, run off with the idea that Jonesy'
talk Is the foolish gibbering of som'
9 mouthy lackwit. In addition to bein!
a skillful cook and a royal good fellow
Jonesy is a man of high intelligence
!, His courtesy and desire to please cap
| tivated the hearts of the New Workers
II and his ambition to add to his alread
. generous store of information, won 70
him a lofty niche in the temple of thei
+ esteem.
a The mysterious owl proved to be
8 highly priced find for Friend Murga
g troyd. Its skin is now on the way t
il New York, and who knows but tina
:. Eds owl may yet look down unbink
g ingly on brilliant gatherings of be-jew
n eled danes and the gilded youth {
d Upper Fifth avenue. So we can we
d afford to leave the question of wher
e ii came from among the many unsoly
Q ed mysteries of later days To tn
: puzzlng problems of who hit Bill
r Patterson or the whereabouts of tn