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THANKS UNITED STATES.

NEW YORK. Nov. 22.-Charies
Maskens. recently appointed secretary
OF the Belgian legation AZ Washing
ton. was an arrival here to-day on
board the steamship Philadelphia
from Liverpool Mr.. Maskens said
that when he left Belgium early I'm
November. the outlook for the people
Of his country ~as anything but ia
vorable for the winter
While ! am not officially author
lied to speak on the subject" he said
Informally I was requested by my
government 20 extend its thanks 90
the people % America for the prompt
and generous response 20 the CRY Of a
starving people Americas biz heart
edness will never be forgotten. and
the food that IL now arriving win save
many a life"
Mr. Maskens said that Brand Whit
lock. tho American minister. has han
died the situation In a remarkable
manner
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OPTIMISM
tconanusd from Tirs, P.S.1

given out by the German official press
bureau Is the following.
Holland reports that a. the result
81 an unofficial Inquiry n was shown
that every one Of the hundred mines
washed M on the Dutch coast were OF
British and not German origin.
The correspondent Of the Amster-
dam Tide declares that the English
newspaper correspondents AZ the
front OF the allied armies are abso-
lutely dependent on those in power
for their reports which must be- read.
therefore. with reserve
Belgian fugitive officers interned
In Holland declared that they got sick
Of sacrificing poor Belgian soldiers to
British sclhshnesa 30 they persuaded
tho soldiers 10 desert. telling them
that the Belgian king did not agree
with the cruel sacrifice and that the
king was a slave ~ the English and
French owing 90 discussions In the
British cabinet and 10 differences be-
tween King Albert and General Pau.
Belgium, the on GERS say. On tied hand
and foot b. the French and English
Emil UathenJu. manager ~ the
General Electric company. In Berlin
replying TO the allegations ~ tho
Times % London. that he expressed
doubt In German victory because
imports 81 copper and oil were cut
On. says no is convinced OF the uit-
mate victory 81 the Germans on the
country has a sufficient quantity 81 of
and copper ~ hand
Neutrality Safe
stefan Frumuseanu. vice pres. dent
OF the Rumanian chamber 81 depu-
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Mrs. Minnie Rrandfass

Funeral services vii be held this af-
ternoon at O'Clock at the home OF
her fathor-inlaw William Brandfass
at No. 1928 Baltimore street. over the
remains OF the late Mrs. Minnie
Brandtass who lied Thursday at the
Ohio Valley hospital. Rev. George
Kendall OF Washington. Pa. will have
charge OF the services and interment
VIII be In Greenwood cemetery. Mrs.
hfandfass was born i'm Stafrordshire.
England, In 1887 and came to this
country with her PARENTS Mr.. and Mrs
Alfred Rudge. when but young child
she Is survived by her husband. Al
fred Brandfass. and the following
children: Gabriel. Allen and Tilton.
Brothers Thomas. J. l.. and Jack. and
three sisters. Alice and Martha Rudge.
and Mrs. Edith X Burt.
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W. Y. U. LEADS In
WINNING GAMES
EEco1D sIHcE isoa SHOWS THAT
SCHOOL HAS LOST BUT
TWO 0AHER.
To Wssleyan souad-Earfy Daysof oams
In This STATE. Latter School was
HOT Drilled

Eight games have been played be-
tween the State school and West Vir-
giria Wesleyan. the former winning six
and the latter two. In only one of these
games. did West Virginia fail to score.
that being In 1913. while Wesleyan has
scored three times. once In 1906 and In
1912 and 1913. According to Wesleyan
count. West Virginia has scored 33s
points In seven games OF scoring while
Wesleyan has scored - points IN three
games of scoring. The Methodists failed
to score in five encounters.
This year, the Buckhannon boys ex-
pect to make In three straight by cop
ping the game at Fairmont on Thanks
giving day. while West Virginia Is de-
termined TO break the streak and make
~ seven out nine. The record below
shows that back in the days when wes-
leyan knew very little football, the uni
Nerstty was able TO tramp over her rough
shod Since Tub" Mcintyre went to
Buckhanon in the fail OF 1912 as coach,
there has been a decided change and the
Ipsher CONTAINS have suddenly sprang
into the lime light by holding their own
with many OF the strongest teams in the
country.
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nAnnIrs Nor prsrAarp
root ana Mouth Disease Can ne Car.
la n rhnnl- mnn.-.r

According 10 Dr Leon ii Veefcr we'll
known local veterinary surgeon. who D.
consulting veterinary for the State be-
uartment ~ Agriculture. rabbits cannot
contract the foot and mouth disease.
consequently. there a. no danger ln eaf-
ing this game. However. the cotton.
tails can and often 30 carry the dis
casf. and. therefore. 20 g. unlawful TO
hunt them ln many places 90 present
hecaune ~ thf extent 81 ffho epidemic.
The danger o. in their spreading the dfn-
ease. Ir. gHefer stated yesterday.
A we'll known resident az Elm Grove.
while hunting saturday. cHufht several
rabbits. some ~ which were Thought 90
he diseased Their skin hnn become u o.
fnrted from some cause. and A. was be-
lieved hy some that they had the foot
and mouth disease When asked re-.
rnrfiur the case Ur Urefcr explained
that Tho danger Of hunting re this time
was in arrfadiur the disease
lur Refer stated that uu rnaea have
been found lu Wet VIRGINIA TMa
nearest case is 90 TaufeVflfr. O
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FAlRM0NT WOMAN dies AS
RESULT OF SEVERE BURNS
Special Dispatch to In,ellireu,er.

Special Dispatch to intelligence.
,FAIRMoNT. W. Va. Nov. 22.-Mrs.
a prominent citizen OF Shutdown. died
today from burns received ON last Fri
Gay when clothing igntted from an open
crate Tire In her room Mrs. Jollir who
vas 90 years OF age was standing with
her BACK TO the fire when her skirts be-
came ignited and before help could
to her waist.
fatrmont physicians with trained
nurses were soon at her bedside and
worked with the injured woman untl
her death occurred.
Mrs Jollin leaves several children.
who are prominent in various sections
OF the state. The Wamil- IL one Ct
the Oldest and best known in this part
of West Virginia
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WAR BRIEFS


PETROGRAD. Nov. 22-The follow
ing official report from general head
quarters was issued tonight:
The lighting between the Nistula and
the Wharf.-The continues with great per-
successes.
The lights on the front Of Czenstoch-
owa-Cracow have resulted In no essen
tial changes. We have taken 1000 pris-
oners and some machine guns.
In Galicia the Austrians have evacu-
ated Novy Sander under the pressure OF
our troops"
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French Statement

PARIS, Nov. p. 2:t0 y. m.-The fol-
lowing official communication was given
out in Paris this afternoon:
The day OF the 21st was calm upon
the whole front In Belgium as in the
region from Arras to the Disc there
were only Intermittent cannonades. Our
artillery evidenced In general more ac-
uNtty than that OF the enemy. Our bat
teries succeeded in demolishing many
lines OF German trenches. The enemy
worked elsewhere TO construct new
ones In the reOr.
The day was equally calm upon the
Aisne, In the Champagne as well as In
the ArgOnne. upon the heights OF tho
Mouse and In the Norges."
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MRS. SARAH oorrrnLp.

FOLLOWING brief illness the death
Of Mr.. Sarah coffieid. a well known
and highly respected resident Of Mar
shall county. occurred Saturday MORN
ina. AZ the home of her son. Paul Cof-
field. near Limestone She was about
seventy years Of age. and b. survived
BY three children. SONS Paul and Ross
and daughter AIRS. Charles Sfandlford
all residing near Limestone.
The funeral FerNicfs will be conducted
this afternoon 81 o'clock. ~ her SONS
residence where death occurred Rev
" =. Riddle. pastor OF the Limestone
Presbyterian church. viii have chnrge.
Interment viii De In the Limestone Gem
efsrN.
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Charlea hirsch

Impressive funeral services were
held yesterday afternoon over the re-
mains OF the late Charles Hirsch, who
passed away ri his home in Nc
Mechen last "Wednesday following a
lengthy Illness. The funeral was held
from the home on Garfield street. Nc
Mechen, AZ 2:39 with Rev. w. c. III
Teri. pastor OF the German Lutherln
church Of Wheeling. officiating. Mrs.
Moore. Of this city. sang three seiec-
tions, two in English and one in Ger
man. lnterment was In the McMecheIr
cemetery Six nephews OF the de-
ceased acted as pallbearers. they be-
ing; Messrs. Oscar Hirsch. Edward
Hirsch. Walter Heir. Daniel Goech-
ner. Frederick Conrad and Charles
Conrad
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NIENNA, Nov. ~ via Amsterdam and
London. p. m.-An official announce
ment issued by the Austrian general
stan SAYS.
In the southern war theatre power
ful Austrian forces hove crossed the
koluhara river. but the Servians are
resisting In several well chosen fortified
positions
"Our patrols IN the last two DAYS
captured 2.tf0 prisoners. The number
OF Servians captured since November
totals 10 1000"
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Mrs Levi Franklin. ~ bonneville.
y. v. says. Il am pleased to say that
Chamberlain Cough Remedy was
used by my son about two years ago.
and u proved 10 be very beneficial in
relieving hOarseness and curing
cold II has been used by other mem
bers ~ my family and we have
very high opinion Of H." For sale by
al dealers
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FAltlS. Nov. 20 1N.Aa n. m.-The fol-
lowing official communication was Is
sued tonight.
To-day there was n violent lombard
meuf Of NureH. during which the market
place and the town hall we're DESTROYED
Tn the region 81 Scissors and Nailiv
there was rather struHg Cauuouadiug
There a. nothing 20 report from the
other parts o. the front /"
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BERLIN. Nov. %. by Wireless 20 Lon
don $50 y. m.-An official communica-
ton issued today by the German general
army headquarters says:
In the eastern war theatre the sltua-
tion remains unchanged. In Poland We
still are fighting for victory. The light
iuE south q Plock ond Czenatochowa
continues"
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BiacR Sea nfnsd.

PETEOGRAD. Nov. %. via London
4.56 y. nit was officially announced
today that the Russian littoral OF the
Black sea has been mined In many
places for a distance OF sixty miles out
from the coast Ships are absolutely
forbidden TO sail at night in or out OF
Russian ports on the Black sea. through
the mouths OF the rivers Dneirer and
Bug and IN the gulf OF Kertch.
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Won was received in St Clairsville
Saturday OF the death in Lakin. Kan.
OF Jess Pennington Mitchell. a former
resident Of this city. after a short i'll
ness lie was born November IS. 1913.
near Loydsyille. and was the son ~
David and Anna Mitchell The de
ceased Is survived by a widow and he
Following children: Wilson Mitchell
and \. ~. Mitchell. OF ST Clairsvllle:
Mrs. Elizabeth Bentley. OF Bellaire: r.
ID. Mitchell. of Larned. Kan. and a
married daughter I'm Minneapolis Fu-
neral arrangements were not re-
ceiv-d at st. Clairsville.
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Shrodes Funeral

This afternoon at the home of his
son. Frank Of Edgwood. will be held
the funeral services over the remains
OF the late John 5. Shrodes who died
at the Ohio Valley hospital Friday
night. Following the services, in
terment Will be in Stone Church Gem
etery.
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Where did you spend the sum.
mer7'
Where I lost my Identity"
"Ehq
Among my wifes relatives. where
I'm simply known a. Mays hus.
band Pun
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DIED

sHnoDEs-On Friday. November 20.
lglA at ~ O'Clock p. M. JOHN 8
SHkohES. a. the ohio valley hospi-
tal. In the 18TH year o. his age.
Funeral services AZ the residence Of hts
son. Frank Shrudcs No. ttf Haw-
thornc avenue. on Monday Afternoon
81 e.a0 o'clock. Friends u the family
respectfully invited 90 attend. Inter
mont az Stone church cemetery.
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GRAPHIC STORY
toonsnu.a from rir,, P.r.,

Ypres is In the hands Of tho allies and
that save for prisoners ~ war or pos
sible spies no Germans have succeed
Cd IN entering the town or even get
ting near g. The allied position there
r. stronger than u ever has been
Monday. November 10. our troops
on the loft passed the most peaceful
DAY they had experienced during the
Last month. There was little Smelling
and no infantry attacks
There D. no doubt that on the 18Th.
In massine preparatory TO attack. the
Germans had committed certain faults.
and our guns and MaNims were given
e good opportunity. which they nj once
SEIZED. with devastating results 10 the
rear battalli0nq
No Marked Advantage
The Fighting 90 tho south 81 Ypres
continued without marked advantage
10 either side. but the French every.
where held their ground on tho cen
Ter at was quiet ON our right the
enemy continued 10 show some actIv.
~. pushing forward the sappers and
throwing bombs from their trenches
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FUNERAL DIRECTORS

Louis BertRGhX
FUNERAL DIRECTOR AND
ARTERiAL ENBALMER.
tt22 and tt24 Main Street
Calls Answered Day or Nieht-.
Store Phones ea5.
6. = Bertschy. Nat Phone is5sR
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fU What course a. Sarah atudvfnr af
thr bo1rfinn arhoof-
80 can't remember buf n fhIrE ice
cosmetic stamford CfaTHrfHI
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SEALED PROPOSALS
TS Ssss,. 70 .5 S.sss.ssSr,r; sSss,r. =.

honoe 20 Manufacturers, Jobbsrs, Nsx-
chants and Others Whoiesais Dsaisrs
NOIlCE Is HEREBY GIVEN. That
the State Board OF Control of the state
% West Virginia will receive bids daily
a. its office at Clferiertoa West VirEinfa
state institutions. tho financial nsnsee-
ment or which r. vested IN said BOARD
Sontracts Will be awarded 10 the lowest
pidders. quality considered, and other
things being equal. West virginia deal.
ere VIII be given preference.
Lists OF supplies needed will be fur
stating the line desired
STATE BOARD or CONTROL.
ta-l-f Charleston. West virginia
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Breummer G HiIdebrand

Coruer Nartes and T1r-rf,- s@,.,--9 ~.
felsphone asi Opsn aaF and niahe
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stefan Frumuseanu. vice president
of the Rumanian chamber Of depu-
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WAHTEp-Good home for boy age ~.
Call ie-R. Bridgeport n-is-i
IT - now possible to obtain Emoiine,
ne new Eczema Remedy, in Wheeling
ana this district. Price soc and siOo
Va nI.H.".
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LOST
LosT-Red COW. with horns: near stone
church road, Wednesday Call Reli
phone. 13l r. 2. Elm Grove. n-is-i
Americus times-recorder. [volume] (Americus, Ga.) 1891-current, 1914-10-06
NATIONAL GEOGRAPHIC So
CIETY's WAR PRIMER
CONTINUED from Page Two.)

City One of the bloodiest battles If
the instruction of 1868 which closed
the national history of Poland, was
fought here. The town has a popula
ton of about $500.
UNGHvAR-A town of northern
Hungary, on the Ungh River, SO miles
southwest of where it breaks through
the Carpathian Mountains. The town
is an active entreport for the districts
trade in salt, but the raising of cattle
and the cultivation of vineyards are
the chief resources. Unghvar has a
large castle on lofty eminence over
looking the town. Its population is
about 10000
VALYEVO-A prosperous garrison
town of Servia, on the River Kolubara,
rs miles from the Austrian border to
the north and the same distance from
the Bosnian border on the west. Lead.
mining and smeltering are carried on
in the neighborhoring Medvenik noun
tains. Besides being the center of the
plum-growing and distilling industries,
Valyevo has a considerable trade in
cattle, for which the pastures watered
by the Kolubara are celebrated Its
population is about 5000.
Americus times-recorder. [volume] (Americus, Ga.) 1891-current, 1914-10-06
Deafness Cannot Be Cured

BY local applications. as they cannot reach the
diseased portion OF the ear. There Is only one
way to cure deafness, and that is by constitutlon
Condition of the mucous lining Of the Eustachian
Tube when this tube y insamsd you nd aa ,vesS
~ a. an9ireIT closed Deafness is the result, and
n NJ r. the Inflammation can be taken out and
this tube restored to its norma! condition, near
tns viii he DESTROYED forever; nine cases out OF
tan are caused By Catarrh, which is nothing out
an tnhamed condition of the mucous surfaces: -
We will give One Hundred Dollars Tor any ca pc
cured By Halls Catarrh Cure. Send for circu-
lars, free. ,,~-., a. m rro,o5o n
Sold by Druggists, 75c.
Take Hairs Family Pulls for Constipation
Americus times-recorder. [volume] (Americus, Ga.) 1891-current, 1914-10-06
Boy Statesman Shows
British Old Timers How
To Run a Big Nauy

After the successful campaign that
made Kitchener a peer, the energetic
Churchill went to South Africa, where
he was captured by the Beers and i'm
prisoned. He made his escape and af-
ter a five-days hike across desert
with vulture following him reached
the English forces.
After the war he came to the United
States to lecture on the conflict and re-
turning to England run for parliament
as a conservative and was elected. He
soon forsook that political creed and
cast his lot with the liberals.
When Asquith took hold and recon
structed the cabinet in 1908 Churchill
was made president of the board of
trade, a position like our secretary OF
commerce. Two years later he was
made home secretary-secretary of in
terror in U. Sand in 1911 became
first lord of the admiralty
He has done wonderful work in his
new position and anticipated the war
months before it broke out. His adj
mirals may win great naval battles
but the credit must go to the man
whose enemies call him IAN impetuous
boy" Winston Spencer Churchill has
provided them with the things to win
them with.
Americus times-recorder. [volume] (Americus, Ga.) 1891-current, 1914-10-06
SURGEONS REMOVE PARTS
OF MANS INTEsT|NEs
C. E. Mcdonald, Macon Man Who I'm
derwent Unusual Operation Expected
to Recover.
Especial to Times-Recorder.)

Especial 10 lluleS-ReCoruerJ
MACON, Ca, Oct. 6.-Removing 80
inches from his intestines and sewing
the severed ends together surgeons in
a local hospital last night performed
a unusual operation upon C. E. Nc
Donald, of this city. The patient is ex-
pected to recover.
Mcdonald, it is stated, had been shot
during a fight with VIII Foster at the
store operated by Fosters brother on
Piono avenue. The bullet penetrated
McDonalds intestines at seventeen diff
ferent places.
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.AIJSTRIANS PINN[NG THEIR
Faith ON KAISERS FORCES

tunate effect on the peasant soldiers
who are not accustomed to such fare.
They consumed everything given them
greedily and became sick in conse-
quence.
"The question of the unemployed is
assuming serious proportions, especial
ly in Vienna and Budapest. Many hun
dreds have been given work in the con-
struction of Notifications along the
Danube in the neighborhood of Vienna
and hundreds more have been sent
from the towns into the country to
work in the fields. The Austrian peas
ants are displaying great ingenuity in
exploiting the state. They refuse to
pay city workers any wages at all and
house and feed them miserably. For
this they claim from the state four
shillings for each worker per day. The
government, however, declined to yield
to such exorbitant demands. In vi
emma funds are being raised to feed
the unemployed but the demand is con-
stantly increasing since, besides the
unemployed, the city is crowded with
Galicians.
Life in Vienna pursues much the
same course as before the war. Cafes
and restaurants are filled and some
theatres are open. The Imperial Court
Opera and the Court Theatre will be
opened shortly four times weekly, the
performers finally having agreed to
accept reduced salaries for period OF
four months. Over half the street rail-
way employees have been called into the
army and in consequence the service
has been most greatly reduced. Nine
hundred men have been engaged, but
some time must elapse before they are
competent to run the trains. A large
number of police have also rejoined
the army, but the city is perfectly
quiet and orderly. So far there have
been no demonstrations against the
embassies of the Allied Powers. The
prices of food are not much above the
normal, although an advance re-
reported in the whole prices of wheat
barley and rye will affect the cost of
-four and bread. The price of petro-
leum has risen considerably and many
refneries have closed down. Boring
operations have ceased but exports of
Galician oil to German have increased,
because American oil is no longer ar
irving in it's usual quantities.
Americus times-recorder. [volume] (Americus, Ga.) 1891-current, 1914-10-06

Winston Spencer Churchill is the
real reason why there are so many
young admirals in the British navy.
Winston is their boss and he's young
fellow himself He pins his faith in
young men and surrounds himself with
them. Youth and enthusiasm are his
principal characteristics and he likes
those in others
This powerful, red-headed man is
only 40 years of age. Yet he's first lord
of the admiralty, pretty big job IN
England. It's the same as our secre-
tary of the navy.
Americans frequently refer to him
as the ct. r. of Europe" and his meth
DDS are not unlike those of the famous
ex-president. Doubtless he is another
Gladstone in the making.
He's Half American; His
Mother New York Girl.
Further than that Winston is half
American, his mother being Jennie
Jerome, of New York before her mar
riage to Lord Randolph Churchill. Win
ston's older brother got the title when
Churchill the elder died. but this didn't
bother the second son.
His military training began when be
was nineteen years of age. Two years
later he was made lieutenant and sery-
ed as military observer and neWspa-
per correspondent with the Spanish in
our war of 1898. The Spaniards gave
him a medal for it.
But a few weeks after the end OF
that skirmish he leaped to India with
the Fourth Hussars and directly after
Joined Lord Kitchener's expedition up
the Nile to recapture Khartoun. He
continued as a correspondent and his
stories attracted much interest in Eng
land and served to advertise Churchill.
Captured By Beers, But
Escaped From Prison.
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causea Of Rheumatlam.

Muscular rheumatism Of the shout
der and upper arm may be produced
by sitting in draughty train or near
an open window, or by wetting much
in the same way as chronic rheuma-
tism is provoked by cold and damp.
And, again, cold and damp, combined
with errors or diet, are the main
causes of rheumatoid arthritis. or
rhe govt.
Americus times-recorder. [volume] (Americus, Ga.) 1891-current, 1914-10-06

eff Nature had made me an ostrich"
said Old Crouch, Il suppose l could
eat your cooking"
wouldn't that be nice?" answered
the imperturbale spouse, Then l
could get some plumes for my hat"