The Bennington evening banner. (Bennington, Vt.) 19??-1961, 1914-11-21
STATE "EueENIcKER'
Napoleon Como Says Vermont Should
Have Marriage Bureau

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sketch on Friday last week.
san Halben, Vert. november LA
Alec rongeour.
Topper dak, n. y.
Dere alec.-l'm rote for to reform
yu, Gov. gate is repointed de remis
stone Of Agriculture to moo COB. He
max it de state eugenicker. Dis man
is max after Eugene Bernor, who is de
firs man yot ever grow som Hubberd
squash on Montgomery punkun vine
Charlie is say
Ebert, you is de smartest man on
State Vernon"
Sam to you an many of eet," says
MI Brigham.
wat yu got fer potater tan var
ago? Twanty fay cent on the car.
load.
WAT yu got fer dem potater now?'
Muster Brigam is say
Cha lie I'm sold 1t now, by de
poun an sent it on post parcels, all
| over ciyilize worl an part ov Virgin.
ny, but If yu need som mr. Gate, come
on ma plac an / geey yu pocketful
for pup"
mo / tank yu mos kin, Ebert, but
| don't dast me to carry 1t aroun looe
on de peck. Just leve dem on de
People Truss Companies, wit me an !
got it, but dat amt wot want to
spoke wit w on your radvice an got
yur lnpinion around him
well, Charlie says Mr.. Brigam,
go ahead and help itself, on anything
wot don't cos something, yur radvioe
is mine, took 1t all an leye de res, wot
| chm do for it?'
WAN Mr.. Brigam WI hav such
gran luck wit yuc potater. How yu
done eet?"
'Reprove de stock, don't know"
I'm de sam, only difference, wit
ma white Orphan rooster Tan var
20, knock ma he'd off wit dat roos-
ter an sole him for tirty fav cent
Today | ship her Bostin, n. Y, on
parlor car for honder dollar, me-"
How I'm done Get Reprov ma
stock?
Eef EFT can be did wit potater an
rooster, why We cant do 1T for cab
bag, human bein an oder person?
Mr.. Brigam, yu de man wot put
Vermont on de map an de only liz
bug on de beach.
Tanks. Charlie Fill her up agin
I'll tax de same" say Ebert.
DE State Of Vert, Ebert is at de
presen tam I'll wit de poores speci.
mint OF fellar wot yu mos ever see.
Bout all de gud de can do is to vot do
straight Rappublinkin Jacket. Wy
Because dey is allow to ron wild an
marry anybody he took his noshing
on. stop dis or use dem native for
bid state road, me. How | can done
eet? Max yu de state Eugenickef
Tink wot it will mean for de tos /.
OF Franklin, de home o. ny aDdut
ton.
Eef yu have as good luck wit dem
as yu hav wit yu putater. he's goin
to be wort more as 81 dollard a bush
on der hoof on twanty var.
What is de dooty FOR stat
Eugenicker?
FRS. every fellar and GAL want Ia
got splice. yu mus Civ it careful
: fizzical examination an fine out whed
der any OF it four ladders hay gam,
leg, pip or glaBder. whedder the eve,
held pension under the State or com
plcte disinclinaticn To- perform
manual labors. before 1t is allow iC
jump for de lyaenal altar
IF he tan man he mus take
short vet fat lady
-sutf-agct is splice wit sollar wo
def an dunn
4-Straberry hlon mus TAX as lis 4
nancer a completed gent Of de ollcl
an tan variety.
Heavy waite dish-washer IS mat,
Wit little dude. out OF hoes i1b.
6-Captain Of Industrious marry ie
males wot spend It's tam roun bar
| g3in-counter
1-Long-hair man is yoke wit short
haired wimmen. II too bad to spoi
house wit dem.
S-Politioian an spell-binder is hitch
Wit tongue-tie woman dat near loud
] mean dat don't listen yer good and
hav some implement on his speech
a-Plumber is match wit ladies' OF
cxtravagant tast. on order 20 got dt
money back into de circulation sucn
l0-Colleg professors will not be al
low to marry a wimen dat can read
or rite
ll-Club-member is led In de chop
pinbloc wit white hopes HANDY Nii
poker an rollin-pin.
l2-On case de bride groom is use
some hair implorer medicin. guaran
&c to rails hair on a china closet. WI
mus max careful inquire for I'm out
wedder bees fren get her hair a. ten
cent stor an eff VI IN any symptom
OF MARCEL wave or Apply pun. 70 old
de band
l3-Send all de bachelor over de age
Of tirty to de stOne-ple at Windsor
ontil dey experience change Of
heart for don, u-iddar an hornhtr