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South Bend news-times. (South Bend, Ind.) 1913-1938, 1914-10-31

Who does make statatasts?"
'Brainy men make statustacs.
"Brainy men, .
Anybody can make stusticucs"
Il can make stOstastics."
You can make statistics? You
can't figure"
Who can't figure?"
81 said you can't figure.
IN show you I'm some matiticians.
/ can figure just where you amt goin'
to get any drink off me-"
Who wants your old drink. / can
buy my drinks"
You never bought drink in your
life. Your family amt never even
seen coffee"
suffered because l didn't know what
water was made for"
That's alright. You never use any
for baths"
not off the water wagon, but l know
what's inside. You don't My family
has never suffered"
your family? You amt got no
family. Wait till you've been married
ten years like me. My family gets
plenty TO eat, and I drink"
IF you didn't drink they'd get
more"
Think I want them 10 founder"
What's you givin' US? That amt
no argument"
Argument? You don't know ar
gument"
Tell me I don't argument? You
try one on me and I'll show you.
'All you do is yell. You amt got
sense enough TO see one"
You amt either"
who ain't?"
you"
- 50 m -! -" y! :! -"
They led both off each saying that
they refuse to argue with a blanky-
blanky blank, who amt got enough
sense TO let a man talk.
MURRAY.
PRIEST WILSON'S reminder that
Thursday, Nov. %, will be a day OF
thanksgiving and prayer is timely. We
are apt to regard the prOverbial tur-
key as the piece de resistance of the
day.
South Bend news-times. (South Bend, Ind.) 1913-1938, 1914-10-31
SAVE YOUR RUNINIAGE.

The Orphans home will hold its
annual rummage sale soon save all
your rummage 10 help buy the win
ter's coal for the orphans. Telephone
Bell 262. Home 5669. Miss Agnes
South Bend news-times. (South Bend, Ind.) 1913-1938, 1914-10-31

a campaign of outright falsifcatiOn.-
st. Louis Republic.
South Bend news-times. (South Bend, Ind.) 1913-1938, 1914-10-31
SOME NEWS NOTES.

Davies Laundry. Both phones.
DR.. Stoeckley. dentist, 511 J. NJ. 3.
Farrand, Home phone 1873. Adv
South Bend news-times. (South Bend, Ind.) 1913-1938, 1914-10-31

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They led both off each saying that
they refuse to argue with a blanky-
blanky blank, who amt got enough
sense to let a man talk.
MURRAY.
The Brattleboro daily reformer. (Brattleboro, Vt.) 1913-1955, 1914-03-05
Illinois Woman Declares Speech
less Hospital Inmate Is Kin.
SAYS HE is EARL RANDOLPH.
Left For Gold Fields, but Never Re
turned-Superinten of Infirmary
Believes Mystery Is Cleared After
Seven Years-T attoo Mark Similar
to One on Arm of Her Missing Son.

Chicago-''J {. r. the man OF
mystery" who has been confined for
seven years III public institutions in
Illinois and Minnesota has been iden-
titled again. this time as Earl Ran
dolph. who went TO the Nevada gold
mines from his home in this state.
Mrs T. !. Randolph. who says she is
his mother. made the Identification In
The opinion of James Iullenbach, the
superintendent. the Identification is
complete Though ut the woman'S re-
quest he refuses ~ yet to tell where
she lives.
THAT is my son. | gn certain of it,
Mrs. Randolph said when Mr.. Fullen-
bach confronted her his patient.
Il cannot he mistake. left home
seven years ago for and we
have never heard fire. nee
u {. K" looked a smiled,
but gave no sign of rec1 0n 4 cir
Gle tatooed on his arm was shown TO
Mrs Randolph and she said her son
was marked with just such design.
She will see -. c. r." again and try TO
make the identification positive.
The man of mystery was an In
mate of the Minnesota Asylum For the
Insane At Rochester for more than six
years. during which time no one claim
I'd or identified him and he was unable
10 say Il single word in elucidation Of
his past He had been picked UP or
The station platform ut WaSeca. Mimi.
in July. 1907. partly paralyzed and a
victim of apha>ia
He became a public charge and was
removed 10 the Rochester institution,
where nm operation was performed.
The surgeons found the brain cells in
such a state Of deterioration that they
doubted whether he would ever re
cover his memory or speech.
1t was predicted though that he
might improve. This prediction has
not Vet been realized, though y. g.
r." in time became able to understand
Il part Of what was said to him. He
has never spoken Il word since his
treatment began.
The man is described us about forty
five years old Of medium height. with
hair tingcd with gray and appealing
brown eyes
Several times he has been 'idenii
fled" once rs ikeutenaut Restroom. an
| have distinguished himself at Matan-
2a~ in the Spanish war and then mys-
teriously disappeared. This and othcr
'idemtilications" failed TO stand the
| test.
The Brattleboro daily reformer. (Brattleboro, Vt.) 1913-1955, 1914-03-05
DOG LEADS TO CHILD.
Tugs at Mothers Apron Until Sio
understands What is Wanted.

Harrison Ark.-If Mack, the Eng
lish setter belonging to the family 81
Jim Jones. one mile west Of town. did
not save the Jones baby from injury
he at least eased the little fellow :
fear from being lost when ii" SUM
moncd help. The baby s1raycd from
the Tones home 10 the main road Il
quarter Of Il mile away aud succeeded
i'll losing himself III the underbrush
and weeds. Ills cries did not attract
any one. but they worried the dog. and
he scampered Ia the house.
When Mack scratched on the door
and Mrs Jones opened it. the dog
seized her apron and tried to make her
follow him toward the road. lie re-
peated his effort before Mrs. Jones
guessed what WAS wanted. When she
started. Mack ran before her t. where
the child was hidden in the weeds.
The Brattleboro daily reformer. (Brattleboro, Vt.) 1913-1955, 1914-03-05
AMUSEMENT NOTES.
LITTLE LOST SISTER. ;
Widely Endorsed Play Coming TO Audi
torinm TOmorroW

The presenting of Little Lost Sister,
a clean play, widely endorsed by in
vcstigatorS, Improvement leagues, and
antl-ylcc societies, has been somewhat
hampcrcd through natural confusion
with the sensational offerings OF Ger
tain producers who portrayed vice,
vicious dens and vicious men ard We
men, IN order to do the most sen
satioual thing ever
But tho efforts OF the girl invcstiga-
tor Virginia Brooks were not misun-
derstood. for almost with the opening
performance of the play at Chicago a
perfect dcluge Of endorsements began
30 flow in 70 her. The play will he
given in the Auditorium tomorrow
afternoon and evening.
Little Lost Sister is not a grim. Of
tensIvc portrayal of vice. but a sincere
story. pointing the evils Of the under
world and the WAYS To Ice avoided,
showing seemingly innocent pitfalls.
which too often prove so dangerous. In
this way il j doing world OF good.
- Beware OF the strange Young man.
usually we'll dressed who objects ~
shrluhs from meeting your mother.
father or brother; the one who sug-
geSts the quiet meetings away from
home, saws Miss Brooks
" Recently in Chicago suburb 4
l4yearold girl coming home from
school. was about 10 tell her mother
how she had been followed ~ Il
strange man; that he had spoken gush-
ing words Of how he could learn to
love her; that she had Spurned him and
ran home. but instead OF telling, this j.
what happened, says Miss Brooks:
THE mother. worn out IL her day :
grind, taking no notice OF the girl :
flushed face and frightened look. met
the girl'S opening remarks with. . |
know what : happened. you re late get
The Brattleboro daily reformer. (Brattleboro, Vt.) 1913-1955, 1914-03-05
GUMBOhT'S COMPLAINT.
Able Fighter Says Buckley Just Drives
Him Toward Money.

Him Toward Money.
Gunboat Smith stepped out in front
of an audience Of over loo people at
Il south side thcater in Chicago Il few
days ago. bluShed .stammered, swal-
lowed his Adams apple a couple OF
times. then managed. to blurt out TO
the appiaudius crowd that BE wasn't
All actor, bur a fighter and open to
meet Georges Carpenter or the biz
"dinse' for the championship OF the
world
The Gun said that he had had six
y battles in his short aud sweet young
life, forty OF them resulting in knock
outs to tn" other fellow. The Boat
is sailing along fine on the theatrical
sea IF prosperity. Smith is drawing
down Il salary of 900 iron men every
Week. lie has seventeen weeks OF this
kind Of soft going" which will take
him pretty much all over the country.
Smith punches the bag. shadow
boxes. does II little calSthcnicS. makes
a couple OF bows. then beats it for the
dressing room. Il know" said Gun
boat, getting the coin like this is
i;uftcr'n takin' candy from n infant,
bit my manager. Jim Buckley. Just
drives me to do it, 50 what's fellow
roiu' to do:''
The Brattleboro daily reformer. (Brattleboro, Vt.) 1913-1955, 1914-03-05
CLASHES WITH PANTHER.
Hunter Wins, but Gets Pretty Well
Ciawed In the Fiqht.

Ckiah. Cal-Albert Jeans. rancher
OF the Anderson valley section. is nurS-
ing bruises received in a hand to claw
fight with Il panther. The animal
spranG upon him while he was bending
over the body Of its mate that he had
Just shot. and it was only after des
perate struggle that he managed to
break the hold OF the beast and to
shoot it.
Jeans caught the first panther in a
trap and shot the animal 1t measured
nine feet five inches from tip to tip
The second. with which Jeans had the
fight, was only a trite more than DIX
feet long.
The Brattleboro daily reformer. (Brattleboro, Vt.) 1913-1955, 1914-03-05
BOWLING EXPERTS
RALLY IN JERSEY
The National Championship
Meet at Atlantic City.
PRIZES WILL TOTAL $4,000

Entry List Guarantees Most Success
fu Session of the Alley SharPs-Cffi-
GERS of the Association and Present
Holders Of National Tities-Smith the
All Around Leader.
Tie annual championship tourna-
mcnt Of The National Bowling associa-
ton occurs aE Atlantic City early in
Apru, and 10000 in prizes viii be Of
fercd
The list OF entries indicates that the
meet will be enc Of the most successful
ever held.
The officers of the association Who
are ldhoring to make the affair a sue
cess are - follows
President, Elmer i. DUNCAN. PhiIa-
dclph.a. first vice president, Franz, II
Coa9Hlau Newark y ia. second vice
president, John T. Smith, Buffalo, sec
rrtary, Major NJ w Gage. Rochester,
y. y: treasurer. William Cordas.
Brooklyn
The board of governors.
NJ. J, Costa, Philadelphia
III. j. Bergman Philadelphia
w H. Valentine, New York
Charles g. Parker, New York.
Joseph Thum, New York.
NJ. {. Wyman, New York
The Brattleboro daily reformer. (Brattleboro, Vt.) 1913-1955, 1914-03-05
SHIP ORE BY PARCEL POST.
Mail Carriers In Mining Districts Face
Hard Problems

Butte. Mont.-The mail carrier on
the route between Sites and Elk City,
Idaho. got notice that three mines in
the Elk river district will ship three
carloads of concentrates in fifty pound
packages b. parcel post to the smelter
1t Butte 4 reqtiisition will be oh
mined FROM the postoffice department
authorizing The carrier TO employ
srsi-hters
Mines IN the Eli CT district e1
pect soon to ship all their concentrates
by parcel post instead Of by freight
as in the past.
The Brattleboro daily reformer. (Brattleboro, Vt.) 1913-1955, 1914-03-05
YOUR SHOE REPAIRING

To be worth while should lie good re-
pairing That requires that tb- Very
best Of stock and materials should be
used and that is all | 10 use = sides
repairing j make shoes To ord.r and
have a very complete line Of shoes,
SHIPPERS. rubbrrs and footwear Of all
kinds 9. L. Kaye, shoeist, Elliot St
The Brattleboro daily reformer. (Brattleboro, Vt.) 1913-1955, 1914-03-05
KILLED A WILD BOAR.
Animal Shot by Leon Holt of East
Sullivan, " H

kEENE, \. H., March 5.-I.con Holt
q East Sullivan brought INTO the rit--
Yesterday wild boar which he shot
~ Sullivan SUNDAY Tie boar was
noticed SUNDAY morning in pen with
several hogs Mr.. Holt amt several
others took up the chase ana lxislei
r. II II thought - he the ouiv vita
boar ever killed in Cheshire county. /,
probably escaped from the Corbin p:.rI.
near Newport, y. II.
The Brattleboro daily reformer. (Brattleboro, Vt.) 1913-1955, 1914-03-05
DUNLAP HATS.

In the spring STYLES for 1911 We
now havc IN stool, and on display The
Dunlap hat is the best made and IS
preferred by the best drcSsers alt over
the country. We have a complete IS
sortncnt Of the hats Of this manufac-
turc which means that if YOU wish ia
be dressed properly as to your head
covering, If YOU come TO lis for style
and lit you Will pass inspection any
where. Ambrose Knapp, clothier, Main
street.
The Brattleboro daily reformer. (Brattleboro, Vt.) 1913-1955, 1914-03-05
SELECT EARLY

Tn" materials for your spring suits.
The samples and materials IRE here
and 50 are the new styles There is
never very much change ]" the styles
ct men S dress but what there a.'c we
have. 1t pays, if You wish your
clothes early in the season to get an
eafiy start. We cannot make every
suit He turn out III i season iii 81 day
pr wecl-. Someone has to be first.
". It. liaigh, Elliot street.
The Brattleboro daily reformer. (Brattleboro, Vt.) 1913-1955, 1914-03-05
MEAT PRICES VARY

And 50 do prices. There is Que thing
ehont tn" prices we p9i on the meat
we sell aud that IS he's d. not vary
from the NeiE lu~cst notch That will
give us a reasonably far prott. When
We can buv meat cheaper, we sell 1t
cheaper. Our margin of profit Is the
same always. We do a cash business
and do not have TO stick on prices to
make 3p Tor poor accounts. Brattlc
horo Cash Market, FtIe- Abbott:
The Brattleboro daily reformer. (Brattleboro, Vt.) 1913-1955, 1914-03-05
South Atlantic Meet For Baltimore.

Dr John w ~. Pollard If Washing
ton and Lee university. president of
;he South Atlantic intercollegiate AS
recitation, has announced that the third
annual track and fell championships
would be contested IT Homcwood, bal
tim"re. May ! and
I'll" members II the association are
Washington and &c. ialus tpriins.
Georgetown, Virginia Polytechnic ii
stttute. Agricultural ana Mechanical
college of North Carolina. University
of North Carolina and Roanoke college
The Brattleboro daily reformer. (Brattleboro, Vt.) 1913-1955, 1914-03-05
A FURTHER REDUCTION

Has been made in the prices Of my
S ock OF millinery. ! have about u
trimmed hats that must 90 at some
price and mt the figures I have placed
on them they Will not stay long with
me. The same is true Of all my stock
| am to take a vacation in IA short time
50 there is no time to lose in taking
advantage Of these bargains. Mrs.
Baseom, millinery, Main street
The Brattleboro daily reformer. (Brattleboro, Vt.) 1913-1955, 1914-03-05
WE ARE BACK

II o'n oil qnarters. winch have been
thoroughly renol ated, aud have added
70 our stool, new hne-Condensed
and Evaporated Milk. We also have n
complete stock of Teas, Coffees, Cocoa,
Spices Of all kinds, and Candy. The
Direct Importing Company sell high
grade goods at low cost.
The Brattleboro daily reformer. (Brattleboro, Vt.) 1913-1955, 1914-03-05
ANYTHING FROM A BEAVER

Hat to a tailored spring hat in my
stock. You may leave your orders and
bundles Tor dying and cleaning here.
Just watel the window and the new
uumber-l29. Mrs. G. II. Smith, APP
prenticcs wanted for the coming sea
The Brattleboro daily reformer. (Brattleboro, Vt.) 1913-1955, 1914-03-05

PRESIDENT y. i. pu>GAN.
Frank +. Noodwortu. Now York
Fred Roth, Paterson. y. T.
Fred Maicr, Rochester. y. y
Dr. t. \. Tate. Albany. \. \.
Bernie Naurcr. Syracuse, Ny.
w. L; Stevenson. Wheeling ". Va.
s \ Williams, Richmond Va
Fred MaincS. Newark \. i.
Frank Ruiz, Rochester, \. Y.
J. Tambocr. Patterson. y. !.
{. L. Lee Scott, Baltimore. Md
4 +. Krause L tica. y. Y
w T.. Ford. New Haven. Conn
\. G. Rupert Darling. Montreal, Can
ada
Tile present champions of the asso-
citation are.
Five Men Bronx Centrals. New
York; total, .,,"&S
Two Ncn, james Smith aJsh Glenn
Eiddelt New lori,: totsJl. $50 !.
individual George Numpf, buffalo;
total. IL. average, @t7I.
All Around james Smith. Brooklyn:
total, 1."2>; average, 2t4,2.
The Brattleboro daily reformer. (Brattleboro, Vt.) 1913-1955, 1914-03-05
ATHLETIC CLUB FoRMED

independents Have Quarters in Hook
ana Ladder RuiIding-21 Members.
The independent Athletic club has
been organized recently wlth IL mem-
The Brattleboro daily reformer. (Brattleboro, Vt.) 1913-1955, 1914-03-05

ting home and YOU better get into YOUR
house clothes as quick as YOU can
never mind about the ncighborhood
gossip.
The Brattleboro daily reformer. (Brattleboro, Vt.) 1913-1955, 1914-03-05

A daily labor paper will be publish
ed by labor unions in Porto Rico.
The Brattleboro daily reformer. (Brattleboro, Vt.) 1913-1955, 1914-03-05

New York city row has three wo-
men fire inspectors.
The Fargo forum and daily republican. [volume] (Fargo, N.D.) 1894-1957, 1914-02-25
DREYFUSS SINGS
TENER'S PRAISES

Pittsburgh, Feb. 25.-"Will the sale
of Evers to Boston stand?' President
Drefuss was asked. 49, +
Yes, it will stand" he replied.
You can gamble hat the Cubs will
not be paid for Evers, but they may be
permitted to purchase, someone to fill
his shoes"
What have you to say regarding the
elimination Of Murphy" D%reyfuss was
asked.
II e Murphy declares he is glad
he is out" was the reply, and I can
only add that the joy is mutual. The
National league is glad he is gone. Gov
n Tener deserves credit for the
businesslike manner in which he
handled the entire situation.
"We-the directors-were on hand in
Cincinnati. but we were not needed.
The governors plan to make Murphy
sell out went through. Had it failed,
the directors would have taken other
measures to bring about a similar re-
suit. ....' . ~ a.
There has been some talk as to C.
z. Taft having really controlled the
Chicago club all the time. That's. a
mistake. Murphy owned 81 per cent. I
believe the club will change hands
within a week and that Taft will be
entirely eliminated. I do not believe he
wants to retain control, but he had to
buy out Murphy to protect the minor
ity stock. If a fair offer is made him
/ believe he viii SELL"
The Fargo forum and daily republican. [volume] (Fargo, N.D.) 1894-1957, 1914-02-25
In the World of Sport
HILL TEAM TAKES
GAME FROM y"

The Fargo college quint defeated the
local "Y' boys last night In a game
which for a time was very slow, but
picked up in the second half, and be-
came fast and rough.
Murray for F. =, scored first with a
free throw, and then tossed in a Ions
range field basket. Shortly afterward
he threw another long range basket,
and then tossed in a fou1 Peterson
made a difficult one, and then Nesbit
of the "Y" got into the game and
scored the first field basket. Baird
son connected with a free throw.
In the second half the game speedad
up, and also took one some rough stuff,
some. seeming personal animosities
developing which made things interest
ing for the officials. There were a
nnHabefwof changes made in both teams
in the second half, Shaw and Walske
getting into the game for the "Y'' and
the hill school, changing several Of
their men, '& - '.. . :
Shaw at 4once proceeded to connect
with the basket, and made several field
goals during the half. Boise and Tor
son and Murray scored in the second
half for the hill men.
The bail was in "Y' territory most
of the time in the second half, but,
though. the "Y" boys made repeated
throws they failed to connect with the
basket. Nesbit tried a number of times
for long shots, but missed by a narrow
margin each time. .Nesbtt showed fine
door work, n was in the game all the
CoachsWood of the A. C. refereed the
game, and Coach Slingsby of Moorheai
high school umpired.
The Fargo forum and daily republican. [volume] (Fargo, N.D.) 1894-1957, 1914-02-25

1t will only be a few years when all
the big ranches of the west will be
turned into farming lands and the day
OF cheap beef will be a thing of the
past.
In closing I wish to state that I have
only given my views on the subject as
signed to me and that / have been, and
man in my territory who is willing to
go into diversified farming and stick to
it.
E. S. Person Of Minot was down for
a discussion on the remarks of Mr..
Siege and stated that about all he had
to say regarding the matter was that
he agreed with the former speaker
who had treated the subject in such a
that it left very little to be
said, and then he proceeded to give a
number of valuable pointers and by
the time he closed had proven that he
is an enthusiast for the lettering of
the dairy conditions in the northwest.
His remarks were listened to with a.
great deal of interest and the fact that
he is a banker and a dairyman gives
him an insight into both sides Of the
question.
Good Program Tonight.
The program for this evening will
the afternoon programs will. The
milk we drink is a subject Of interest
to all and will be handled in an able
manner by our own city milk inspec-
tor while an address by Judge Bruce is
sure to have a lot of fun in it
as well as hard facts.
The Fargo forum and daily republican. [volume] (Fargo, N.D.) 1894-1957, 1914-02-25
IF KIDNEYS ACT
BAD TAKE SALTS
SAYS BACkAcHE is A SIGN YOU
HAVE BEEN EATING TOO MUCH
MEAT WHICH FORMS URIC
ACID.

When you wake up with backache
and dull misery in the kidney region it
generally means you have been eating
too much meat, says a well known
authority. Meat forms uric acid which
overWorks the kidneys in their effort
to filter it from the blood and they
become sort OF paralyzed and loggy.
When you kidneys get sluggish and
clog you must relieve them, like you
relieve your bowels; removing all the
body's urlnous waste, else you have
backache, sick headache, dizzy spells;
your stomach sOurs. tongue is coated,
and when the weather is bad you have
rheumatic tWinges. The urine is
cloudy, full Of sediment, channels Oft
en- get sore. water scalds and you are
obliged to seek relief two or three
times during the night. "
Either consult a good, reliable phy-
stefan at once or get from your phar-
macist about four ounces of Jad Salts
take a tablespoonful in a glass Of
water before breakfast for a, few DAVIS
and your kidneys will then act fine.
This famous salts is made from the
acid OF grapes and lemon juice, COM
bined with lithia, and has been used
for generations to clean and stimulate
sluggish kidneys, also to neutralize
acids in the urine so it no longer irri-
tates. thus ending bladder weakness.
Jad Salts is a life saver for regular
meat eaters. It is inexpensive, cannot
injure and makes a delightful, effer-
vescent Whitewater drink.-Advt.
The Fargo forum and daily republican. [volume] (Fargo, N.D.) 1894-1957, 1914-02-25
BULLDOGS WIN
ATHLETIC MEET

intermediate Indoor Athletic
leagne contest closed Saturday at 6 D.
m. with the Bulldogs in the. lead with
672 points. The Bloodhounds were a
close second with 661, leaving the SPITE
wen In the rear, their standing being
bl3, while the Collies a only 567
points to their credit. The contest has
peen a warm n and the result was in
doubt. up to closing time owing to the
bringing in of new members by the
Bloodhounds. ..<&
The league banquet will be held
TUESDAY, March 3, at 6:15 p. m. when
tne Bulldogs, by virtue of their title
OF champions OF the league, will eat
y place will line upon roast beer;
the Spite in third place will have to
content themselves with the standard
Boston diet, pork and beans, and the
Collies at the foot Of the list will
Wrestle with spaghetti. ~
Fhe Junior league contest is drawing
to a. close with the Whales leading the
ShaRks by only two points. The stand
ings are: Whales SGT, Sharks 535. An
exciting finish is expected.
For Saturday, Goodwin, Upshaw and
Leyerly are planning a big skiing par
ty for every member of the boys' de-
parfment who owns or cam Borrow a
OF skis. A big crowd and a good
time els anticipated, providing the snow
Plans are being made to ~re-organize
1oca2Schapter No. 1893 Kappa Sigma ri.
work. f3 . sS
Ascu-roque tournament is exciting In
terest at present. TWenty-two boys
are entered.