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The Richmond palladium and sun-telegram. [volume] (Richmond, Ind.) 1907-1939, 1914-12-24
NEW YORK PRODUCE

NEW YORK;, Dec. -4.-Dressed pOuI-
try, irregular, 12M25. chickens 1912 q
II, fowls 12G23, turkeys 10A17. Live
poultry, Irregular, 11k @121a, chick
ems 13m1412, fowls IA. turkeys 10,
roosters IA = q 16,ducks 150 16. Butter,
creamery specials 32035E2, creamery
extras 32M341a, creamery firsts 29M
"a, state dairy tubs 24M34, process ex-
tras 25A q 2612. Cheese, irregular,
whole milk specials 15M 16, whole milk
fancy 1412 1512, skins 1214 Gl13H
skim, choice, liz q II, skins, poor to
fair, 7Qt11. Eggs, stcadier, Ara 40,
nearby white fancy 41M42. nearby
brown fancy 500 40, extras So
The Richmond palladium and sun-telegram. [volume] (Richmond, Ind.) 1907-1939, 1914-12-24
APPELLATE COURT
UPH0LDS JUDGE FOX

The appellate court today affirmed
the judgment rendered by the Wayne
county circuit court in the case of OFT
Huffman of Straughn against the
Pennsylvania railroad Mr. Huffman,
who was injured while working for a
su5-contractOr employed BY the rail
road, was awarded damages of $4,000
by jury in the local court.
Holding that this amount was eX-
cessive Judge Fox awarded judgment
for $500 The appellate court ruled
to uphold the decision made by Judge
Fox. Huffman as night Waterman was
injured when a large block of coal fell
from passing engine and struck him
on the head.
The Richmond palladium and sun-telegram. [volume] (Richmond, Ind.) 1907-1939, 1914-12-24
INDIANAPOLIS LIVE
STOCK

INDIANAPOLIS, Dec. 24-Hogs:
Receipts $500, market sc lower, best
hogs $40. heavies $40, pigs $1,000
1925, bulk Of sales $7OOm7.1O. Cattle:
Receipts $50, market steady, choice
heavy steers $S25GS75. light steers
$S.OOmS.50, heifers $G25M7.5O, cows
$4.OOG1S.O0. Sheep and lambs: Re-
ceipts 100, market steady, prime sheep
$425M4.75, lambs $7.25MSOO.
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prime cash and December $3.50, Mar
$3.50 Timothy: Prime cash and De-
cember $3.52h, March $500

CHICAGO, Dec. 24-Buter, receipts
5,021 tubs, creamery extras 321a@33,
extra firsts 30k OBJ. firsts 27@29,
packing stock 2O1aA20a4. Eggs, re-
ceipts 2,54O cases, ordinary firsts 23@
"a, ordinary firsts 21@32, firsts $40
35. extras 41@42, dirties 16m17.
Cheese: Twins new 14A, dairies
1412, young Americas IS, longhorns IS,
brick IA. Live poultry: Turkeys go
II, spring chickens Zee lower, chick
ems II. springers 912 @9A, ROSTERS
12R @13. Potatoes, receipts two cars,
Minnesotas, Dakotas and Ohios $50
AZ cents.
The Richmond palladium and sun-telegram. [volume] (Richmond, Ind.) 1907-1939, 1914-12-24
EAGLES TREE READY

The last touch was put on the Ea-
giles Christmas tree this afternoon
by the decorating committee, and ev-
erything is ready for the entertain
ment for the poor children which be-
gins at o'clock tomorrow afternoon
The tree will be lighted with several
hundred colored electric globes, and
is loaded with presents and candy
which will be distributed among the
children.
The Richmond palladium and sun-telegram. [volume] (Richmond, Ind.) 1907-1939, 1914-12-24
THISTLETHWAITE HERE

Mark Thistlethwaite, secretary to
Vlce-President Marshall will reach
here tonight from Washington. He
will visit with his parents, Mr. and
Mrs. John P. Thistlethwaite of North
Eleventh street until Saturday night
or Sunday.
The Richmond palladium and sun-telegram. [volume] (Richmond, Ind.) 1907-1939, 1914-12-24
AUSTR|ANS CLAIM
PROGRESS IN EAST
[BY LEASED WIRE.l

VIENNA, Via Berlin, Dec 24.-"We
have repulsed numerous Russian
night attacks on the lower Dunajec
river" says an official report issued
today. "A new battle is developing in
the district of the Bzura and Rawka
rivers. In the Carpathians we have
made number of prisoners, but the
fighting there is still without a decis-
i've result. The same can be said of
the fighting in the Nida valley. The
Russian official report of December
IL, claiming 5000 prisoners and many
guns were captured from the Aus
TRANS is pure invention"
The Richmond palladium and sun-telegram. [volume] (Richmond, Ind.) 1907-1939, 1914-12-24
BORROW CHILDREN
To FRAUD CHARITY
TBY LEASED WIRE.1

WATERBURY,, Conn, Dec 24-An
unpleasant feature marred the distri-
button of gifts to the many needy fam
lilies here today. Not only the city
charities department, but the Saliva
ton Army, church organizations and
civic aid societies found they were
being imposed upon in that those APP
plying for aid borrowed their neigh
bors' children in order to stimulate
sympathy.
The Richmond palladium and sun-telegram. [volume] (Richmond, Ind.) 1907-1939, 1914-12-24
COURT OF ARIZONA
BACKS PROHIBITION
IBY LEASED WIRE.1

PHOENIX, Ariz., Dec. 24.-An in
junction restraining the placing of the
state prohibition amendment in effect
January / was refused and the con-
stitutional amendment fOrbidding the
manufacture and sale of liquor adopt
ed by the voters in November was de-
clared valid today by the judges of the
United States court sitting here in
special session.
The Richmond palladium and sun-telegram. [volume] (Richmond, Ind.) 1907-1939, 1914-12-24
TOLEDOGRAIN.

TOLEDO. o., Dec. 24.--Wheat: Cash
and December $1.27A, May $1.32.
Corn: Cash 20. December 6SA, May
1898. Oats: Cash 52Ar December
51A. May 557s Rye: No 2. Sill.
Cloverseed Prime. cash and Decem-
Der 500, March $977Ia. Alsike:
The Richmond palladium and sun-telegram. [volume] (Richmond, Ind.) 1907-1939, 1914-12-24
SPANIARDS OBJECT
TO PROPERTY LOSSES
TBY LEASED WIRE.l

WASHINGTON, d. c., Dec. "a
Senior Riano, the Spanish ambassador
today sent to the state department a
protest against the confiscation OF
property Of Spaniards by the Zapta
man will be directed to use his good
offices to recover the property.
Consul Canada at Vera Cruz report
ed that he is investigating reports of
heavy property losses from depreda-
lions OF Carranzistas near OriZba.
The reports say some plantat ions
confiscated We're owned or leased by
Americans.
The Richmond palladium and sun-telegram. [volume] (Richmond, Ind.) 1907-1939, 1914-12-24
CITY PAYS $1,000
ON BOND ISSUE

The ghost of the Schillinger admin
iStration walked today and Father
Richmond presented the Fletcher-Am
erican bank of Indianapolis with a
Christmas gift of $1,000. the final pay
metn on bond issue of $4,000. float
ed in 1908 by the Schillinger admins
tration to meet operating expenses of
the city. These bonds have been bear
ing interest at the rate of $50 per
cent.
The Richmond palladium and sun-telegram. [volume] (Richmond, Ind.) 1907-1939, 1914-12-24
new YORK TO FIGHT
LID ON new YEARS
TBY LEASED WIRE.I

NEW YORK, Dec. 24.-The lid will
be off New Years eve. 1t was an
nounced today at Mayor Mitchell's Of
flee that 123 special all night licenses
for the sale of liquor has been issued
to hotels, restaurants and saloons in
addition to those already having them.
Altogether liquor will be sold all
night at nearly 200 places. This is
the greatest number of all night liquor
licenses ever approved by a New York
mayor.
The Richmond palladium and sun-telegram. [volume] (Richmond, Ind.) 1907-1939, 1914-12-24
EOMBARDS POSITION.

ATHENS. Dec. PA French tor
pedo boat destroyer today bombarded
the Turkish troops concentrated at
Geiklu, south Of the western entrances
to the DardanelleS. The Turkish ar
tillery replied, but the Turkish troops
were soon dispersed.
The Richmond palladium and sun-telegram. [volume] (Richmond, Ind.) 1907-1939, 1914-12-24
SUBMARINE RAMS
FRENCH WARSRIPS
IBY LEASED WIRE.1

VIENNA, Dec. 2i.-An Austrian
submarine torpedOed a French war
ship in the Gulf of Otrano today. The
vessel did not sink.
Austrian shore batteries nearly sunk
a submarine attached to the allied
fleet in the Adriatic il is announced
The Richmond palladium and sun-telegram. [volume] (Richmond, Ind.) 1907-1939, 1914-12-24
ARIZONA ISSUES
FLOOD WARNINGS
TEY LEASED WIRE.

PHOENIX. Ariz., Dec. 24.-Flood
warnings to the residents of the lower
reaches of the ella and other rivers
were sent out today. The ella at
Florence is rising rapidly and already
is at the highest point ever known.
The rain still falling here at noon
the eighth day of the precipitation.
Much stock has been drowned and all
roads are impa sSible.
The Richmond palladium and sun-telegram. [volume] (Richmond, Ind.) 1907-1939, 1914-12-24
CINCINNATI LIVESTOCK

CINCINNATI, O., Dec. 24-Hogs:
Receipts $500, market steady, pack
ers and butchers $1,000 10, common
to choice $500 $40, pigs and lights
$5.00M7.10. stays $4.250 SIS. Cattle:
Receipts 100, steady, calves strong
$1,000 $50. Sheep Receipts 800.
market steady. $2.75M 500, lambs
steady.
The Richmond palladium and sun-telegram. [volume] (Richmond, Ind.) 1907-1939, 1914-12-24
1t requires good tobacco
to make good cigarettes,
and good tobacco is expen-
sive. Only the inexpensive,
practical wrapping enables us to
offer 20 Fatima Cigarettes for
Is cents.
':Dist;ncf;ve!y Imdividmal'
.Is7a1<M5e44:ssaoooes
FLAMES INCINERATE
MOTHER AND BABE
(eY LEASED WiRE.l

CHATTANOOGA, Dec. 24.-While
standing before an open crate with a
young infant in her arms. Mrs. Hugh
Delsers clothing caught fire and she
was SO fearfully burned that she died
two hours later. The infant. which
she drapped on bed. was uninjured by
the flames.
The Richmond palladium and sun-telegram. [volume] (Richmond, Ind.) 1907-1939, 1914-12-24

There is something like a plague
of caterpillars on the kowloon planta-
tons in China. Twelve millions have
been destroyed so far. and the Hons.
Kong legislature has voted $500 to
carry on the work of determination.
The Richmond palladium and sun-telegram. [volume] (Richmond, Ind.) 1907-1939, 1914-12-24
CARRANZA TO STAY
MESSENGER ASSERTS

WASHINGTON, Dec. 24-General
Carranza, in a message from Apizaco
TO his agency here today denied that
he intends to flee from Mexico and
asserted he plans visits of Inspection
among his troops in all parts of Mex
leo
The Richmond palladium and sun-telegram. [volume] (Richmond, Ind.) 1907-1939, 1914-12-24
POSTPONE EXHIBIT.
TRvleased Wire,1

DENVER, Dec. 24.-On account of
danger of bringing the foot and mouth
disease into the state. the annual west
ern stock show, scheduled for the
week of January Is, has been called
off.
The Richmond palladium and sun-telegram. [volume] (Richmond, Ind.) 1907-1939, 1914-12-24
PRODUCE

Corrected daily by EG Cooper.
Old chickens dressed, paying 1Sc;
selling, Csc.
Young chicl. is dressed, paying 1Sc;
sellin~ 23c.
Country butter, paying rs to soc;
selling SOC to 35c.
Eggs, paying 35c: selling 40c.
Country lard paying lie; selling 15c,
Creamery butter. selling 38c.
The Richmond palladium and sun-telegram. [volume] (Richmond, Ind.) 1907-1939, 1914-12-24
BIG STORE BURNS
[By Leased Wire.1

ST. Paul, Mimi, Dec. 24-The En-
terprise Clothing Company's store
burned today with a loss Of $4,000
The Richmond palladium and sun-telegram. [volume] (Richmond, Ind.) 1907-1939, 1914-12-24
RICHMOND MARKETS
LIVE STOCK
Glen Miller Prices
CATTLE.
FEED QUOTATIONS.

Timothy hay, paying SIS.
Rye straw, paying ST.
Wheat straw, paying Sc.
Oats straw. paying 81.
Oats, paying 45c.
New corn, paying 6Oc.
Red clover seed, paying 81.
Timothy seed. paying $3.50 bushel
Bran selling $28 ton.
Middlings, selling $50 ton.
Salt 81 40 barrel
Atlanta Georgian. [volume] (Atlanta, Ga.) 1912-1939, 1914-04-16
BUSINESS OPPORTUNITIES.

I70P E6T.I5~ TIalf in1eresf IN good paw
ne b1tirassi tmail Investment. Room
40i Snvev Building. Edgewood ave
nle Phone Main 4020-J
man IL omen office i'm Atlanta and
manage statesmen We viii put bust
ness ou paving basis before YOU invest
q cent. $500 required, fully secured.
Entire time necessary Don reply un
less YOU can start within two days.
Please give phone number Address
~, Box 5+3 care Georgian
WANTED Man with 81 500 cash and
services as treasurer 10 take half in
terest in money making theater Apply
g Greenwood Theatrical Agency, 614
Empire Lie Bldg
WA%TED-A partner with $500 capital.
must be able to handle statesmen and
take charge Of the office. salary or
commission Address p o. Box 907, At
lanta, Ga.
i HAVE for sale at No. A. South Nc
Daniel street pressing business Must
sell at once Worth SIS will sell for
S35 cash Business Will average in short
while $50 to 500 per month. This is
your chance to get "A paving business
at "A sacrifice Don't wait Can NJ.
1882 or apply at l3l Edgewood avenue.
WANTED Hustlng business woman or
man ana wife Win small capital for
territorial rights in established business
employing agents Article sells on sight
20 most exclusive people. Address g.
Box So Georgian.
ADVERTISE q words IN so good
Weeklies. ST. Cope Agency, 374O
olive ST Louis Mo
MAKE a. oO0 70 AZ 000 ner year. omen
modern tailoring store. cleanest. best
business to-day. small Investment: eX-
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We furnish stock: show YOU now, viii
recommend towns Apply. with refer
ences, John Hail W Green St. Chicago
MAIL ORDER propositiou: 80 new prop
osittous. no conpetition. make q5c
profit on dollar order: complete outft
Atlanta Georgian. [volume] (Atlanta, Ga.) 1912-1939, 1914-04-16

FOR SALE Haif interest IN good paw
ug business. small investment. Room
goa SilveV Building EdgeWOod ave
nue. Phone Main 4020-J
Atlanta Georgian. [volume] (Atlanta, Ga.) 1912-1939, 1914-04-16

SERIOUS RESULTS come from trusses
improperly fitted John r. Daniel. a.
81 Wall street, has au expert litter and
~ N-u cost SOU $50 more To have him NJ
ynu and 't means Insurance
Atlanta Georgian. [volume] (Atlanta, Ga.) 1912-1939, 1914-04-16

rAxlcAss

vi TITIT7 NV W"TTT -
City Ticket office SO. O. Tea
Atlanta Georgian. [volume] (Atlanta, Ga.) 1912-1939, 1914-04-16

BARGAINS i'm books magazines. etc.
Send for free list Emory C. Pharr
SNcamOre. O..
Atlanta Georgian. [volume] (Atlanta, Ga.) 1912-1939, 1914-04-16

TANICABS for hire can Bell phone
NJ 1888. Atlanta 1893
Atlanta Georgian. [volume] (Atlanta, Ga.) 1912-1939, 1914-04-16

FOR SALE-Modei 3S overland, engine.
radiator magnetic. coil and oler in
pleudi5 condition Price SIS j. H.
Burton Lavdnia Ga
Atlanta Georgian. [volume] (Atlanta, Ga.) 1912-1939, 1914-04-16
EAL HOTEL

CENTER OF clty. rates reasonable, con
venieut 20 Union station ~ 20 81
Decatur 81 Atlanta phote efl6
Atlanta Georgian. [volume] (Atlanta, Ga.) 1912-1939, 1914-04-16
FOR Observation-Disclosures.
AUTOMOBILES ANp suppLIEs.

FOR RENT one rolling chair, reason
able 9S w Peachtree or Ivy 2352-J
Atlanta Georgian. [volume] (Atlanta, Ga.) 1912-1939, 1914-04-16
PROF Ia VOTX.

THE WORLDS Greatest Clsirvoyant
Cjtizens Bank Bldg, East Point Ca
Take East Point car
The Topeka state journal. [volume] (Topeka, Kansas) 1892-1980, 1914-01-03
Gid Thort He'd Lost Specs

Gid Hawkins come rushin into the
Boogle offs jest before we went to
press with this ishue and askt if it was
too late to put IN small lost notisc
which he had went & wrote up to the
effeclt that he had went and lost his
specs somewheres & offering a reward
for their return to him & stating that
the name of the guilty party who had
found said specs was knowd to Gid and
unless they returned same prompt the
law must take its course.
After we had read through the notise
we happend to look up and blest if there
wassent Gid's specs up on his forhead
where he wears EN- half the time why
you blamed fool, there's your specs on
your head" says we. After Gid had
left the offs in deep disgust becuz he is
so alfred absent minded, we happend
to think that we was bigger fool than
Gid was not to of newer let on we
seen the specs on him until after the
lost notise had came out in the Bugle,
then Gid would of had to of paid for
same.
The Topeka state journal. [volume] (Topeka, Kansas) 1892-1980, 1914-01-03


There amt no use making emmy bones
about the matter-Tish might as well
know the worst and govern herself
according.
Obediah Hankins heerd somethink
having on his back PLAYER tother night
while he was setting BY the FIRE with his
boots off toasting his feet ODE thort
it was rat and snuk out in his wool
socks to see, but there was a strange
cat ON the PLAYER in the moonlight
ODE hauled off and kicked the cat of
fen the piazzer, then he begin to dance
around and holler loud enuff to be
heerd all over town. The joke of it
was that what ODE TUX for q cat was
nothink less than q hedgehog full Of
quilts. It TUX ODE q hour to git the
quilts all outen his foot and his lang
widee was SIGH that Obes wife stuck
cotton IN her ears.
The Topeka state journal. [volume] (Topeka, Kansas) 1892-1980, 1914-01-03

to pattern after them. Then Hod
Perkins, who had been engaged
speshial for the occashion, struck
up on the fiddle and the members
of the class started in.
Them as was present said they
haddent newer seen ennythink like
the kind of a danse the Tango
was. Hank Dewberry said he cal
l<ilated "Tangle" would be better
name for it. After a few minutes
Mrs. Mehitabel Green, who was
present, marched up to her darter,
Sary Ann Green, took her by the
hand and says, "You come right
home with me this r1innit, Sary
Ami I'm ashamed of you'll" Sew
era1 others who was present left
the hall in deep disgust.
Miss Amelia sprained her anl<el
trying to danse the Tango" while
Miss Nancy Slocomb had her foot
to slip on her and set down on the
floor with dull, sikl<ening thud,
and was so humillyated that she
put on her wraps and went home
in tears.
In faclet quite number of them
who was present after they had
saw the Tango" went home in
deep disgust Seth Dewberry, OUT
lion-hearted town constubble. who
was present, said he'd be jiggled
if he wouldn't of arrested the Per
fesser & everybuddy who took part
in SIGH ridicklus goins-on if he had
only of knowd what charge to OF
arrested en- on. Seth said he did
dent know whether the charge or
to be inflamashion of character OF
a breach of ettykette, but he would
consult Anne Hil1yer. our talented
,oryer & legal light, and find out
Sinst the dance happend it ha:
been the chief topick of converse
sllion in Bingville. A plan is or
foot to have our town selecktmer
forbid the use of the Town Hal
basement for SIGH disgraseful ex.
hibbishion. Next Sunday evg Rev
Moore, our beloved paster, viii
preach a red hot sermon on "Ths
Turrible Tango"
Miss Amelia saws that Bingvill<
is full Of old foggies & a hundert
yrs behint the times to objecl<t t.
the new dances which is being
teached everywheres. All we've
got to say is that we'd ruther b
100 yrs behint the times than to bs
ketched in publick dancing thu
Tango"
The Topeka state journal. [volume] (Topeka, Kansas) 1892-1980, 1914-01-03
EDDYToR1UL ON DANcIN.

Bingville has been ttrrible skan-
ialized during the past wk to SIGH
extent that we persoom it will
take the town long time to live
down & unless somethink is did
to stop SIGH goins-on IN our midst
we'll be the laffing stock of this
end of the county.
It all started through Miss
Amelia Tucker, our raining sos
siety queen, who has been reading
in a sossiety paper which she
takes, all about the new & fancy
dances which is all the rage in the
large cities at present. Well,
Amelia got the idear that these
new dances ort to be lernt by the
swell set of Bingvi1le, SO she set
down & wrote to Perfesser Ogden
of the CO. seat, who learns folks
how to dance. inquiring if he
would learn the aleet of this town
few of the new steps, how much
he would charge for lessons. e
ceterry.
PERI. Ogden wrote back tc
Amelia that if she would git up a
dancing class of six young ladies
and six young gents in Bingville
making a duzzen in all, who would
agree to take 10 lessons, he would
charge each only so cts per lesson
or Sc, for making the trip to Bing.
vile.
Amelia, she made a house tc
house canvass amongst the upper
crust of Bingville, and it wassen1
no time until she had got IL of the
Bingvi1le 400, as we might say, tc
take lessonsl
The frst4esson was give in the
basement of the Town Hall Last
Wensday afternoon at 2 O'Clock
prompt. PERI. Ogden sent wore
to Amelia to give out a general in
vite to ennybuddy desiring to come
to do so and Amelia done this. A.
result there was quite turn ou'
on the part of the mothers & faith.
ers of the pupils and also othe,
representative citizens & citizen.
esses of Bingville too noomerous tt
mentchion.
PERI. Ogden made breef speech
| in which he said that the new
dances which was 50 turrible pop.
lar at present ort to be teached II
the publick schools, being as theJ
4 4 L q Il
The Topeka state journal. [volume] (Topeka, Kansas) 1892-1980, 1914-01-03
Items pIkt Up Here Z There

Have you KEEP swore of, or have you
swore on agin Is ushuai7
Its q turrible chore to git outen the
habit of writing the New Yr 1914
instid of 1913
Deacon Butterworth, who Is also jan
nitor of the church, desires to a nounce
that the church bell won't be rung by
him next Sunday for morning or evs
services ~ ushual being a. when he
rung it last Sun broke the bell
rope clean up n the bell & aint
had time to fix it. ne Deacon IS quite
vigorous for = old man Of his age.
Miss Polly SINNERS old cat "Tom-
my" had fit tother night and jumpt
right into the fire and out agin, singing
considerable of the hair often hisse1f,
so that he looks ridiclxlus in the ex-
IRENE. Polly says she don't know what
makes that cat have fits & would Be
pleased if somebuddy would tell her.
What makes cat have fits, hey7 Speak
up and express yourselfs.
Mrs. Anne Hillyer had slkeercely got
her kitchen floor all scrubbed up last
Friday when Anne come ciumpin into
the kitchen with snow and mud all over
his boots. Mrs. Hillyer diddent say q
word to Ame-what she done was to lei
fly at him with the stove poker, which
Jest missed his head and went through
the kitchen winder, smashing two pains
of glass. Anne dispersed from the
kitchen as fast as he could disperse
and diddent return home until supper
/ time Even then he was turrible meek
and whenever he spoke to his wife il
was, "Dearie, this" and "Dearie, that.
Anne can lay down the law for othel
folks. but not for his wife.
The Topeka state journal. [volume] (Topeka, Kansas) 1892-1980, 1914-01-03
Letters From Jethro

The follering is letter which we
received which may be Of some inter-
est to our subscribers, and we there
fore print 1t as follers, namely, viz, to
wit, as folders:
Pea Ridge P. O.. Jan. I. 1914.
Edditur Bingville Bugle,
Steamed Sir:.
For menny yrs hev bin . regla,
reeder of the Bugle and have peroosed
with crate intrust & appreciation yore
intelleckchooal eddytoriuls. To be shure
thay amt allus agreed with my idees,
ct cettery, but howsumever that amt
yore fawlt, becuz ef you don't know
what my idees be, how be you a goin
to agree with EN-, for instants?
But as I was sayin, hev been crate
ly amoosed BY yore subtil hewmer.
tickeld by yore delitefewl bellycossities
and deaply imprest by yore crate deepth
4 thickness in handlin insigniffycant
subjecks. So much so in faclt that I
hev desided to offer you my servises.
I am IL yrs of age & yung man of
good standing and rair idees. I am
also vary strong and allie 4 wood be a
good man to render eddytoriul assist
shions to somethink in the Boogle and
comes in to wipe up the offs with the
edditur.
l offer You my services to the BooRle
for S per wk & found WHARF, for
instants, can you git q intelleckshual
projjiddy or mental monstrcsitty Like
myself for this price per wk?
hev received a liberal edjucashion
and hev red all the Worlds best litter
choor, inc1ooding the entire works of
Robert Chambers, Horatio Alger and
Websters Dickshionary. / am also .
excellent speller and admit It.
Kindly let me hear from You to onct
and If you want me / viii leave fol
Bingville immejit.
Sinsearly yores trulee,
JETHRO DEWBERRY.
p. ST. be . LIST cousin, twict re
mooved, to Hank Dewberry Of BinR.
vile, but l can't help It. I'D.
We be glad to git this joyous intelli-
gence from you, Jethro. We remember
you ~ little boy with red hair and
freckles, sinst which ne amt saw hide
nor hair of you
We regret to state that there amt at
present emmy posishion open on the cd
dytoriu1 staff of the Bugle At S. per
wk or emmy other price. If We could
realise S per wk net oufen the profits
OF the Bug1e we would consider our
self lucky beyzut the fondest dreams of
ay1rice As . matter of fackt we
realise S wlk, net-nitf
We congratchulate you, Jethro. on
your turrible fine ajjicashion which