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The record. [volume] (St. Maries, Idaho) 1913-1918, 1914-03-27

build the canal. but also to pay the
tolls to the coatswise shipping. Such
is The Democracy Of O'Gorman, and
the few othera who think with him.
The gilt to the ooastlng monopoly
would be twenty million dollars 10
ten years.
Would O'Gormau and the others
dare TO vote two million dollars q
year 10 this interest straight out Of
the federal treasury Surely hatred
Of Englnd CAP not prompt to any
such undemUcratio folly as this.
Domestioally considered. the ques-
ton IL whether the Democratic pai ty
will "fall for" this subsidy.
The record. [volume] (St. Maries, Idaho) 1913-1918, 1914-03-27

{ shall not vote for Mrs Briggs.
do not like her gown.
And / remember we'll the digs
/ got from Clara Brown
Jemima Patterson Magee
Shall get no vote OF mine
A horrid, stuck up thing Is she.
And also I decline
To vote for Anastasia Bunce.
/ fairly boil with ra8s
When recall that more than once
She lied about my age.
And Mabel Jones and Agnes Carr
And Ciementna Ball
IN scratch because they never are
At home the days ] call
l cannot vote. you understand,
For Angelina Pratt,
Because she isn't stylish. and
She wears last years hat.
Oh goodness met That brings me through
Tho list. This ballots small.
There's no one left. What shall dot
cannot vote at all
Springfield Union
The record. [volume] (St. Maries, Idaho) 1913-1918, 1914-03-27
FRTD4Y, March u. IN
RObbfn9 the
american People
Capital News

Senator O'Gorman. of New York,
and the few others who propose to
vote with hin TO sudsidize Amerion
ooastwise shipping, arv champion
ing a policy the eifectof which would
he to rob the American people Of
millions Of dollars which Justly be
long to them. Ibis ls made perfectly
clear by Professor Emory johnson In
a recent article IN the Philadelphia
Public Ledger. We shall as he
shows, need from the canal an an
nual revenue of $40. 1850. 900, II we
are to meet the cost of operation and
to provide for au adequate sinking
fund Thls calculation Is made on
the basis of an expenditure Of $3.50 -.
COO, 600 for the canal, which Is prob.
ably too small.
IL Is proposed to charge 81. 20 a
ton to tolls. If all vessels we're to
pay this charge the revenue for the
first few years would not IN ell prob
ability, be 10 excess of SIP, COO, 600
year. At the end Of a eoade, the pro
fessor figures that the revenue, at the
ST.. 20 rate would be 500, 00O, 600.
Il we remit the tolls to our ooastwise
ships tie revenue for the frat few
years would be $40, 10000 as
against l6. O0O, 600 with the tolls
charged to all, and by 1925 II
would reach only $40. 900, 90 as
against $40, 900, 600 n the govern
ment COLLECTS its just dues. eli, %
says Professor johnson, "the govern.
ment does not collect tolls from the
owners of coastwise vessels there will
be a loss Of revenue during the first
decade pf at least $40, 600. 900 which
amount VII be retained by the coast
-igsss ss6mship companies as a gov.
erume- subsidy"
~-s{ quote from Professor John
son g aftioie:
Briefly stated, the prospect is that
II American ooRstwise ships are ex
empted from the payment of tolls,
the rsveue from the canal, even alfer
ten years operation, will amount
to less than the annual outlay for
operation, maintenance, lnteres,
charges and the annuity payable ia
Panama. The receipts would yield
nothing 60 amortlze the debt which
the American people have incurred
60 build the canal, and there would
be no surplus to devote to the enlare
ment Of the canal and TO the better
ment Of it's facilities II the coast
wise steamship companies are excue
ed from the payment Of tolls, the
public as a whole will have to make
q substantial annual outlay to carry
the Panama Canal
We thlSk that democrat mem
Der Of a party that has for year.
fought the ship subsidy grab, whS
would vote for such a steal as thii
ought to be driven from power.
There could be no worse form Of
subsidy. We tax and tax heavily, all
the people of the country Tor tine
construction of this great waterway,
and they are asked to permit it's free
use by a selfish and sordid interetl
that already has a monopoly-thougt
we are going to need every cent pos
sible revenue II we are to break
even. hhe people are not only tC
The record. [volume] (St. Maries, Idaho) 1913-1918, 1914-03-27

"Mothers compliments" said a young
ster recently tc q certain butcher who
kept shop in a busy suburban thor
oughfare. "and she sent me TO show
you the big bone brought with the
piece Of beef this morning"
"Tell your mother next time l kiln
a bullock without bones in it I'll make
her a present Of a joint" said the mar
Of meat
Mothers compliments" continued
the boy. land she says next time you
End a bit Of sirloin with a shoulder OF
mutton bone in 1t she'd like to buy the
whole carcass as a curiosityw-E
change
The record. [volume] (St. Maries, Idaho) 1913-1918, 1914-03-27

Miss Carter had not been successful
IN bringing young Dodge to her feet
and in consequence felt a little spite
full toward him. One evening they
were having quite serious talk in the
library.
do you think" asked the young
man, THAT men progress after deathr'
"Wen," responded the girl, IF they
don't It would almost seem useless for
some Of them to die"
The record. [volume] (St. Maries, Idaho) 1913-1918, 1914-03-27

81 slmlin says his wife may be
little bit inclined
To throw the dishes round too free
When speaSin Of her mind,
But 81 won't let her manner quaint
Cause him to pine or fret.
qe simply says he's glad she amt
A London sufraGette.
When 81 his well cooked dinner carves,
Although her smiles are few.
He's glad she's not the kind that starvea
Herself and men folks too
And when she let's a skillet fly
More forceful than polite,
'Three cheers for Marthy janet says
ST.
"she don't use dynamitel"
Washington Star.
The record. [volume] (St. Maries, Idaho) 1913-1918, 1914-03-27

A New York Judge has officially de-
clared that three drinks a day do not
give a chauffeur a reputation for in
ebriety. And yet three drinks a day
taken together have been known to do
R lot Of tragic mischief.
The record. [volume] (St. Maries, Idaho) 1913-1918, 1914-03-27

She knows a silly smatter Of a lot Of pet
~ things.
She twitters OF the poets. and she really
thinks she sings
She always calls It Paree when she chops
a little French
She owns a bleary poodle, who wins rib
bons on the bench.
She's Just q fuzzy ruhles, and nobody
thinks she's bright
But watch her dance the tango. for she
always gets II right.
Cleveland Plain Dealer.
The record. [volume] (St. Maries, Idaho) 1913-1918, 1914-03-27

Two German scientists are responsi
bic for the statement that II you want
TO live to be 100 years old you must
eat chalk But there Is little prospect
that the life insurance companies will
put the chalk eater among the prefer
red risks
The record. [volume] (St. Maries, Idaho) 1913-1918, 1914-03-27

Louis-Bertie is the meanest man on
earth bet him a new hat one day
last week, lost the bet and today re
ceived bill for a sum big enough to
buy FIVE of the best silk hats in town.
Charles-Groat Scott How's that7
Louis-He let his wife select one for
herself"-London Telegraph
The record. [volume] (St. Maries, Idaho) 1913-1918, 1914-03-27

The Zeppelin company's engineers
say that the new marine dirigible
Zeppelin XII. could cross the Allan
tic without undue risk" Undue risk In
this sense is obviously a term OF con-
siderable elasticity.
The record. [volume] (St. Maries, Idaho) 1913-1918, 1914-03-27

"I understand they were married in
haste
Eyes; they told the minister to hur-
~ because there was only a little gas
oline left in their automobile, and they
were twenty miles from home."-Ex-
change.
The record. [volume] (St. Maries, Idaho) 1913-1918, 1914-03-27

"Now, look here, my man." said the
philanthropist to the tramp; there is
40 use Of an ablebodied fellow like
you passing his days in idleness.
Come to my Office and TIL give you
work"
"Thank you, sir" said Weary. "But
Pm afraid l can't come I'm tryin' to
keep my Income down under $1,000
SOS as l can save the income tax
Judge.
The record. [volume] (St. Maries, Idaho) 1913-1918, 1914-03-27

Fort Totten's mortar batteries guard
ing the entrance to New York harbor
have been proved immensely effective.
The only way a foreign foe can invade
New York is to come disguised as
ready money.
The record. [volume] (St. Maries, Idaho) 1913-1918, 1914-03-27

II civilized armies show a tendency
to slip back into barbarism when the
newspaper correspondents are kept
away. it shows that there is something
wrong with the kind Of civilization
generallY used.
The record. [volume] (St. Maries, Idaho) 1913-1918, 1914-03-27

The case Of the Chicago baby not a
year old that required an operation
for appendicitis rather knocks out
some Of the theories as to the cause OF
that sort of trouble.
The record. [volume] (St. Maries, Idaho) 1913-1918, 1914-03-27

The parcel post is indicated. A pie
has been shipped via this route Also
the self control Of mail agents has
been indicated The pie reached its
destination.
The record. [volume] (St. Maries, Idaho) 1913-1918, 1914-03-27

1T Is becoming more and more evil
dent" says Punch, that something
must be done to brighten cricket
Throwing pop bottles at the umpire
might do t.
The record. [volume] (St. Maries, Idaho) 1913-1918, 1914-03-27

A Greek is constructing IN Paris a
bottle shaped vessel whose design was
revealed to him in a dream and in
which he expects to cross the Atlantic
to New York. All he needs to do is to
have another dream and End himself
The record. [volume] (St. Maries, Idaho) 1913-1918, 1914-03-27

A year ago all cities were to have
markets in which the consumer might
buy for less and the producer might
sell for a little more than before.
Where are they7
The record. [volume] (St. Maries, Idaho) 1913-1918, 1914-03-27
March 10, 1915

After his experience with the mill
tants John Bull will probably welcome
war with the mad mullah as an agree.
able change
The record. [volume] (St. Maries, Idaho) 1913-1918, 1914-03-27

By sandwiching judicious hunger
strikes between regular living the mil
liant sunfragettes are reducing the cost
Of living to the finest point yet at
tanned.
The record. [volume] (St. Maries, Idaho) 1913-1918, 1914-03-27

The Prince Of Monaco AYERS that he
has hooked n Primaldichthys profun-
dissimus at a depth OF 10000 feet 1t
takes a prince to tell a real fish story
The record. [volume] (St. Maries, Idaho) 1913-1918, 1914-03-27

Though NJ. Pegoud can successfully
loop the loop in the air, there are 9TH
ers who come to grief by getting of a
street car backward.
The record. [volume] (St. Maries, Idaho) 1913-1918, 1914-03-27

A London burglar broke into a house
to take a bath. And yet iconoclasts
have tried to shake public belief in the
Englishman's devotion to his tub
The record. [volume] (St. Maries, Idaho) 1913-1918, 1914-03-27

A Boston social worker is disturbed
because poodles bring $1,000 and ba-
bles only $40 Would It not be better
If the babies were not for sale at any
Drice2
The record. [volume] (St. Maries, Idaho) 1913-1918, 1914-03-27

Secretary ~ A subscriber writes to
ask us the best way to prevent the
annoying attentions Of strange men
who follow her.
Correspondence Editor-Tell her to
turn and ask the man for a donation
for the militant suffragettes.-Judg
The record. [volume] (St. Maries, Idaho) 1913-1918, 1914-03-27

herman eviutVr repVtts ina. 80
ran his machine into shower Of
meteors. There are rocky roads, even
I'm the skV lanes.
The record. [volume] (St. Maries, Idaho) 1913-1918, 1914-03-27

The German explorer eaten by can
nlbals while searching for radium in
New Guinea at least managed to pene-
trate the unknown interior.
The record. [volume] (St. Maries, Idaho) 1913-1918, 1914-03-27

Maybe after awhile science will spell
all the months with an "r." and we
can have oysters the year round.
Won't that be nice?
The record. [volume] (St. Maries, Idaho) 1913-1918, 1914-03-27
Satisfying a Customer
Carried to an Extreme


2aAHHNNNAH
A WOMAN who bought a
"A dress which she found
was not Just what she want
ed went with 1t to one Of the
biggest stores In the world
and said It did not suit her.
She wanted her money back,
but explained that she had
lost the sales slip. The sum
she claimed was given to her.
Two days later she found
the sales slip and discovered
that she had not bought the
dress at the store to which
she had taken II, but had
bought It at a rival establish
ment She went to the store
and explained.
1--WE knew you had not
bought the dress here" ex-
planned the manager, "but
you were palpably dissatis-
hed with It, and our aim Is to
satisfy all our customers. II
we have impressed on your
mind the fact that we are
more than fair we are salts
fed. We eovet nothing more
than such a reputation as we
are sure you win give u.s.
Many viii think that this
was carrying fairness too far.
Perhaps It was, but It was
done by the greatest retail
merchant Of this age. one
whose name Is known wher.
ever the English language is
spoken and whose expendi-
lures for advertising run up
10 a million dollars a year.
Successful advertisers know
that satisfied customers are
an invaluable asset You
have an advantage in dealing
with the liberal advertisers
The record. [volume] (St. Maries, Idaho) 1913-1918, 1914-03-27

Speculation as to what the new Tenn
pie Of Peace stands for suggests that
It will have to stand for much that II
doesn't want to.
The record. [volume] (St. Maries, Idaho) 1913-1918, 1914-03-27

A man who dares waste one hour Of
time has not discovered the value Of
life Charles Darwin.
Warren sheaf. [volume] (Warren, Marshall County, Minn.) 1880-current, 1914-06-24
NINE. LILLIAN RlNGsDoRF.

NINE. LILLIAN RlNGsDoRF.
::ssoosl natured, smiling and generous.
She is accompanied by Miss Van
Hopse, "a talented pianist who does
sole work m;lsterfully
Chen Nine. Ringsdorf reads some
happy child selections and gets right
Gown to peoples hearts. together
they are superb entertainers.
Warren sheaf. [volume] (Warren, Marshall County, Minn.) 1880-current, 1914-06-24
4th of July Celebration.

The Middle River Young Peoples
Society will hold 4th Of July cele-
bration at Erick Olson's farm at Fol
dahl on the banks Of Middle River.
Come early and bring your lunch
baskets. Coffee will be served al
noon.
A splendid program will. be render
ed commencing at 2 o'clock p. n.
Grafton by Prof. G. p. Sjostrand
also songs, and Rotations by the so
'ciety.
"A cordial invitation to all for 2
day Of recreation and pleasure. Ice
cream, fruits and lemonade will DC
on sale thruout the day.
Warren sheaf. [volume] (Warren, Marshall County, Minn.) 1880-current, 1914-06-24

See Porte !, the woman Of adven-
ture, at Warren Opera House July 4.
Mr.. and Mrs. Oscar Westlin and
Mrs Matt Johnson visited at Argyle
Friday
Hear Lieutenant Governor j. a. a.
Burnquist, the Fourth of July at
Warren. He will be the speaker Of
the day.
| Victor Erickson, who is employed
with machinery firm in Grand
Forks, visited friends in the city on
Saturday.
Your success depends upon the
training you receive, therefore at.
tend Mankato Commercial College,
Mankato, MINI.
Misses Hattie Kodak and Agnes
Dostel Of Thief River Falls, visited
friends in the city during the latter
part of last week.
| Mrs. H. IL. Angst who has been
visiting at the home Of her parents,
Mr.. and Mrs. w. O. Holcomb, re-
turned to her home in Chisholm, on
Monday evening.
/ "A party of local nimrods consisting
of O. II. Taralseth, N. o. Stadium, G..
A. Nelson, r. B. Taralseth, r. w.
Lang and Sheriff Forsberg spent
Sunday fishing at Union lake
4 A. P. Nordlund of Alvarado left
on Sunday evening for st. Paul.
From there he intends to go TO Has
Hey, Oregon, Were he intends to in
vest in lands and probably make his
future home.
Another June wedding occurred
last Tuesday, the 18th at the E.. P.
Huderle home near Tabor. The
young people to be united were Will
lie Zavoral Of Thief River Falls and
Nave Huderle Of Tabor. The groom
has his home in Thief River Falls
and the bride has resided all her life
i in Tabor. After the wedding the cou-
i pie left for a short visit in st. Paul.
They intend to make their future
4 home on their farm near Thorhult.
| The Nelson Park Anti tuberculosis
Association held its annual meeting
in the form of picnic at the G. r.
johnson farm, section 8 last Sunday.
! "A short program had been arranged
4 for. DR.. Wattam of this city and n.
| A. Thorson, superintendent Of schools
Of Polk county, were the speakers
There was only a small crowd in at
tendance due largely to the threaten
ing appearance Of the weather.
On Sunday morning at 1920 there
will be a union service in the Chau-
tauqua tent on the High School
grounds. This will be an undenom-
national, non-sectarian service. Let
us make next Sunday a worship
Sunday for every citizen of Warren
1t is well for members Of all demon,
nations to get together now ane
I again for we are all children of the
one God and Father. The service
twill be conducted by Revs. Donovan
land Samson. Bring the children witt
YOU, there will be. something for then
) too.
Warren sheaf. [volume] (Warren, Marshall County, Minn.) 1880-current, 1914-06-24


ana the would be erected
the would b feet TO be this
sofa The Mnnsoa State Ea has e about there
On az sides There e be the largest show aine
Show at which 5000 given
81
Warren sheaf. [volume] (Warren, Marshall County, Minn.) 1880-current, 1914-06-24
C1leanings
GATHERED FROM THE
HOME FIELD.
TODAY'S MARKETS

Gunnar Young. transacted business
in Stephen Monday.
+. e. Colson and family autoed to
Grand Forks Sunday.
Axel Holmgren of Oslo, visited his
family here over Sunday.
See "Whirlwind" win the big race
at Opera House Friday night.
George Minich Of Radium. trans
acted business in the city today.
Dance! Remember the date, Friday
July 3rd at Warren Opera House.
Mr.. and Mrs. A. E. Mattson and
Albert Kezar autoed to Grafton Sun
day.
RAYMOND Bake of Stephen, visited
friends here the latter part of last
week
Fresh milk and cream delivered
daily. Telephone No. I, Spaulding
Farm
Miss Syneva Grindeland left Satur-
day for short visit with friends in
Fosston.
Prof. G. E.. Sjostrand and family
returned Saturday from a visit in
Glerburn, N. d.
Albert Kezar left Monday for Os-
ID, where he will carry mail on one Of
the rural routes.
. l Mrs. j. Nevin johnson left Thurs
Z lay for Orion, ILL.,, where she will Wis
3tifF a short time.
USE "Portea'' at Warren Opera
! House, July 4th A mammoth film
sen,ation in four parts.
Il Miss Charlotte Christensen left
/ Thursday for Grand Forks where she
has secured employment
A Martin Jensen. a rural carrier
Stephen, was in the city Monday eve
ming transacting business.
!, Mr.. and Mrs. Henry Anderson re
turne I'D Friday from Viking, where
they visited with relatives.
Mrs. R. M. Gilbert left Saturday
for d visit with relatives in the
y soutAern part of the state,
Rev T. NJ Anderson returned
Thursday from Kennedy, where he
atte1ided g mission meeting.
Make a visit at the Sheaf office
when in town next week. We will be
pleased to show you our plant.
From now until the Fourth specia
sale on harness, fynets. whips ane
sweat pads at Fred Swanson's.
Harry Hazelton left Friday for {
4 Vacation in Fergus Falls and othel
towns in that part of the state.
Rev. p. f. Kjorlaug left yesterday
for Grygla to attend conference O.
Lutheran ministers at that place.
r. C. Mathwig spent Monday a
Stephen attending to interests of thu
Marshall County Land CO., there.
A number of local young peopl,
took in the dance given at the farm
ers' picnic near Radium Saturday ev
ening.
Arthur Golden, the enterprisin,
manager of the Home Restaurant, j
treating the front of the building to
fresh coat Of paint.
The Epworth League will have ;
&c supper Wednesday evening on tn
church lawn. Ice cream and cak
also served, price 1Oc.
Il i s q r
Warren sheaf. [volume] (Warren, Marshall County, Minn.) 1880-current, 1914-06-24

Millinery Emporium Changes Hands.
Miss Edith Norlin, Of Cannon Falls,
Mimi, has purchased the Millinery
Emporium from Mrs. O. N. Nelson
and took charge Of the stock Satur-
day. Miss Norlin is an experienced
n1illiner and will continue to supply
the ladies of this vicinity with the
latest styles in head gear.
Warren sheaf. [volume] (Warren, Marshall County, Minn.) 1880-current, 1914-06-24

by Mrs. Sundberg, who stayed with
her daughter during her illness.
When you come to Warren next
week to attend the Chautauqua it will
pay you to take advantage Of the
many money saving opportunities
that are offered by the Warren mer-
chants in this issue Of the Sheaf.
From now until Fourth big reduc-
ton on shoes. Mems $500 Oxfords
now $500. Mems SIS patent leather
lace shoes at $2.75. A lot Of wom-
ans, misses and boys and girls
shoes less than cost price. Come in
and take look. save you money.
Fred Swanson.
A picnic was held at Vega at the
Alfred Johnson farm today. An unus-
|ually large crowd was in attendance.
"A program Of recitations, songs and
a speech by Rev. F. N Anderson was
rendered in the forenoon. At noon
a sumptuous dinner was served. "A
large number of the townsfolk was
present.
Clarence Foldoe, living ten miles
east Of Plummer on the Clearwater
river was brought to the local hospi-
tai, last week from Thief River Falls.
While cleaning some firearms he was
accidentally shot through his right
hand and stomach. Medical aid was
summoned at once, but it was found
to be Of SO serious nature as to re-
quire hospital care.
Warren sheaf. [volume] (Warren, Marshall County, Minn.) 1880-current, 1914-06-24
SIMPLEST WAY TO KILL
FL
uE ~ a, f7on ran..af fho laadin

- HE London Lancet. the leadin,
medical journal Of the world.
says that the best and simplest
ity killer is weak solution Of form;li-
ssiehyde in water two teaspoonfuls to
the pint. Place in plates or saucers
throughout the house. Ten cents
worth Of this liquid will last an ordi-
nary family all summer. It has no Of
fensiye odor, is fatal TO disease or
ganisms and is practically nonpo1son-
Gus except to insects.
Warren sheaf. [volume] (Warren, Marshall County, Minn.) 1880-current, 1914-06-24
MISSION CHURCH or VIKING.
Werner Drotts, Pastor.

Mission meeting and Young Peo-
pies conference will be held next Fri
day at p. m. and continuous over
Saturday and Sunday. Several min-
listers will be present. All are vel
come.
Warren sheaf. [volume] (Warren, Marshall County, Minn.) 1880-current, 1914-06-24
Notice.

Sealed bids will be received for the
privileges Of the southwest booth un-
der grandstand and the booth imlne-
diately north. Bids to be opened Sat
urday evening, June 27th at 8 p. NJ.
IL. T. Frank, Secy.
Warren sheaf. [volume] (Warren, Marshall County, Minn.) 1880-current, 1914-06-24
he Churches.

UNITED NOR. LuTH. CHURCH
NJ. G. w. Knudtsen. Pastor.
Services Sunday, June 28th a
Melo II a. m. AL lare welcome.
Warren sheaf. [volume] (Warren, Marshall County, Minn.) 1880-current, 1914-06-24
Rnwnrv Dance All RafIium,

A bowery dance will be given one
half mile east Of Radium, Saturday
evening June 9th. Everybody come
and have a good time. Good music
and good time.
Warren sheaf. [volume] (Warren, Marshall County, Minn.) 1880-current, 1914-06-24

GIRL WANTED for general
house work ms. julius Olson.
Warren sheaf. [volume] (Warren, Marshall County, Minn.) 1880-current, 1914-06-24

SWEDISH LUTHERAN CHURCH
f. NJ. Anderson, Pastor.
Warren: No service, Sunday, June
28th.
Vega: Sunday school 1920 a. m.
Service II a. M, Sunday, June %.
The Chickasha daily express. (Chickasha, Indian Territory [Okla.]) 1899-current, 1914-10-08
CHARGES REPUBLICANS
ENTlcE HIS PRINTERS.

Oklahoma City, Oct. s.--News Of the
bitterness to which the fight between
tho Progressves and Republicans has
descended in Major county has reach
ed the capital in the form Of call for
printers to work in the composing
room Of the Fairview Republican. a
Progressive newspaper published by
II. p. Cunningham.
Mr.. Cunningham. who possesses a
facile and poignant pen, has been
pouring hot shot into the ranks OF
the standpatters, and to harrass and
handicap him. he says, the Republi-
cans enticed all OF his printers away
This has been done repeatedly. he says,
but is only one Of many mean and
contemplate tricks played ON him.
Cunningham was able to get a printer
By train to Rnsk without his being in
terfered with and from there the COM
positor was taken In under cover Of
darkness to Fairview by automobile.