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Burlington weekly free press. [volume] (Burlington, Vt.) 1866-1928, 1914-12-24
IEFFERSONVILLE.

George Fortier is seriously ill.-NIrs.
Nernal, who was for several weeks the
guest of her daughter, Mrs. j, A Wat
kins, has returned to 81. Albans.-Mrs
Alton Ruker has gone to visit friends in
Barre.-There will be a On, stm1- ra.
and exercises at the town Ha. ~ .ls
evening,-Ira Morse spent ti,.l.. Iu
Burlington-B. E Waterman stI Zee
mains very III at the Hotel NelCndv, Dr.
Waterman of Vergennes was with him
Tuesday. Madam Trick remains very NJ
at the home of her daughter Mrs. clay
ton Scott. S. Morse was in Morris
willie Tuesday-Dr. Lang spoke in the
church Sunday. He was entertained at
the home of Mr.. and Mrs. L. A. Cart
land.-At the annual *. of F. meeting
the officers elected We're as follows;
chancellor Commander, c. G. Powell;
vice Chancellor r. O. Thomas prelate,
II. A, Hawley; NJ of w, |. I. Morse;
X. of r., l., A jacques; NJ of F., r., c.
Hawley; NJ. of F.. w. c. Lease; NJ, of A..
= GUARD IJn,ylc,.
Burlington weekly free press. [volume] (Burlington, Vt.) 1866-1928, 1914-12-24
FAIRFAX.

Mrs. II. l.. Pease of Swanton has re-
turned home after visiting relatives in
town.-Mr. and Mrs. T. L. Marvin,
George Lawton and Mrs, Emma Vim
cent were in st. Adams Saturday. -
Miss Pearl White has returned from
visiting friends in Fletcher.The
Methodist Sunday school will have
a tree and exercises by the chill
dren Thursday eveninR.-E. q. Row
land is confined to the house with tom
silits-At the Christmas services at
the Methodist Episcopal Church sun
day morning special music was rem
dered. A male quartette sang a Sc
lection and F. c. Chester sang the of
fertory.-Mss Clara Southland has
closed her school at Fletcher and is at
home for the HOLIDAYS
Burlington weekly free press. [volume] (Burlington, Vt.) 1866-1928, 1914-12-24
WOLCOT'T.

There will be a Christmas tree and OK
crciaes at W. O. Davis's Thursday even
ing. There will be a Christina tree At
Mrs. George Cutler Of Hyde Park is visit
Ing her sister. Mrs. G. G. Fishcr.-Mrs
Vera Darling IS visiting her father in
Danvlle for a few days--H. n. Cleve-
land will open blacksmith shop on town
hill.-Mrs. Charles Smith Is visiting
friends In Shelburne-L. c. Udall left
Saturday for a business trip to Connect
cut-Miss Mary Poor was in Hardwicll
Monday.-Mrs. f. Judd is visiting her
brother in St Adams for few DAYS
Burlington weekly free press. [volume] (Burlington, Vt.) 1866-1928, 1914-12-24
GRAND ISLE COUNTY
ISLE LA MOTTE.

Mr.. and Mrs. NJ, S. Thomas and
daughter Ruth have gone to New York
to spend the holidays.-Mrs, Shamish is
seriously Ill witch appendicitis. -Miss
Beatrice Houghton Is home from Cam
ton, n. Y. to spend Christmas with her
parents, Mr.. and Mrs. r. l.. Houghton
Mr., and Mrs. George stinson and son
Herbert have returned home after spend
a month in Boston with relatives Mrs
w. a. Loop has returned to her home
in swanton after spending a few days
with her mother, Mrs. Hearst.-Mrs
George Demarse has returned home. ha,,-
Ing completed the season on the steamer
Protector.-James Duba has gone to
Burlington weekly free press. [volume] (Burlington, Vt.) 1866-1928, 1914-12-24

Kelly returned Saturday from New
York-Mrs. Taylor Mead spent Saturday
in johnson with her parents, Mr. and
Mrs O. II. WILSON, now System e.
street lighting was tried out Friday
night for the first time and is proving
highly satisfactory. The new arc lights
used on Portland and Maine streets are
giving great satsfaction.-A game Of
basketball Friday evening between the
Morrisville town team and the uardwick
town team was too one sided to be in
teresting, the score being 81 to G in
favor Of Morrisvilc-Miss Sadie Small.
ley, a teacher at Milerton, ~ Y. arriv
cd Saturday morning to spend the Christ.
mas vacation with her mother. Mrs Min
ME Smalley.-Miss Esther Bacon. a
teacher in Waterbury. arrived FRIDAY
evening and IS passing the holiday vaca-
ton with her parents, Mr. and Mrs.
O. D. Bacon-Miss Clara Dodge, who IS
teaching In Barre. came Saturday =,
spend the Christmas vacation with .
parents, Mr. and Mrs Alfred pod.,
Charles Tiff is able to be out alto IL,
long illness with typhoid fever.-Geors.
f. Earle is still confined to the house
by Illness. Mrs. Mahle Noble. Mrs Err
nest Page and Mrs c. NJ Fisher are as
sisting in the Earle store during the
holiday trade.-Mr. and Mrs. George Til
lotson Joined a party Going o. Ger
csota. Fla. December q. 10 spend the
winter.-At the annual meeting Of James
NJ Warner Post, 6. A. r.. the follow.
ing Officers were elected: Commander
Austin wilkins senior vice, S D. Luce:
junior vice. y. W Rodgers; quarter
master, L. l.. Camp; chaplain. George 4.
cheney; o. D, George \. Bridge; o. G.
w. II. II. Goodeli, guard. J. VI. Chan.
lin, color guard. George w Toss The
installation will take place at the first
meeting in January. at which time tho
aupoiu'i". officers will be announced.
Loft. r- 'lcoted at tho annual meeting
of James NJ Warner. W. r. c.. are:
President Mrs Ella Small; senior Vice
president, Miss Althoa Reynolds: Junior
vice-president, Mrs Emma Spear: chap
lain Mrs. Clara Bradley .Ines; treasur-
or, Mrs Eldora Goodell conductor Mrs
Glee Eltnstone; guard. Miss Jennie
Tillotson The installation will take
place at the first meeting in January
MIL Lila Slayton, who IS attending school
In New York, arrived hero Thursdav
evening to pass the holidays with her
parents, Mr., and Mrs. H. A. Slayton-
Mrs. Kittie Draper Cook and daughter.
Miss Drenna Of IIardwick, came Fridav
for a stay OF several days with her sis
ter and husband. MIR. and Mrs. Allen y.
Smail.-WOrd was received Thursday by
Judge George \. Morse announcing the
death in Wellesley, Mass. Of Mrs. +.
II. Sanborn Funeral services were held
Fr1aV-HOWard Terrill who was re-
Gently appointed mail clerk, will help
out during the holidays on the run be-
tween St Adams and Richford
Burlington weekly free press. [volume] (Burlington, Vt.) 1866-1928, 1914-12-24

Rustedt of Columbia University Noy
York, Is visiting at the home OF her
mother, Mrs. II. f. Rustedt, during tho
holidays.-Mrs. A. j. Fisher of sveo,s-
burg, Que, is at the home Of Mr.. ana
Mrs. r. w. Adams.
George E. Read and son. t.. r. Read.
are in Boston on business trip.-ChrIst-
mas exercises will be held in the BantIst
ind Methodist Churches Thursday night.
The Episcopal Church will have its
Christmas exercises Friday night.-Mid-
night mass will be celebrated in All
Saints Catholic Church by the Rev. Jos
eph Lavigne tonight Mass will begin at
70 O'Clock, preceded by march to the
manger. There will be special music
Henry H. Badger, who is i'll with an
pendicitis, was taken to the Mary Fetch
err hospital Burlington, Saturday
Burlington weekly free press. [volume] (Burlington, Vt.) 1866-1928, 1914-12-24
CAMBRIDGE.

Miss Glee Carpenter of Essex Junction
is visiting at the home of hel uncle, o.
s. Carpenter.-Mrs. NJ. NJ Reynolds has
been spending several days with her son.
r. @, Reynolds in Morrisville.-M. D.
Young spent Sunday with his parents in
Derby, returning Monday evening ac-
Companied by his daughter, June, who
has spent several weeks there,-Miss
Florence Maurice of Greenfield, Mass,
spent Sunday with her sister, Mrs, Ar
chic Labounty.--K Newton has
been confined to the house several days
by an attack of tonsilitis,-Mr. and Mrs
l.. G. Leavens came here Wednesday
evening to spend Christmas with his par
onts, Mr.. and Mrs. Linus Ieavens-
Donald Leavens OF Boston is spending the
holidays with his parents, Mr.. and Mrs.
Linus Leavens,-J. T. Mcclure is confin-
ed to the house by rheuma tlsm.-Mrs
Maggie Mcclure of Burlington spent Sat
urdaV i'm town.
Burlington weekly free press. [volume] (Burlington, Vt.) 1866-1928, 1914-12-24

held at 1870 o'clock Saturday afternoon.
The rca. estate AN. .,.suua. f.'pc.ty
Of the DONNA Manufacturing company
has been taken possession of by the
mortgages, G. r Han, c. Z. Nelson.
f. G. Buttcrned and VI. j. Blair. who
are also stockholders of the company.
The main works, cor sisting of a modern
sawmil and dry houses with machln-
cry for finishing together with an cleo
trio lighting plant, which furnishes the
villages of East Berkshire MONTGOMERY
and Montgomery Center, is located at
Samsonville, in this town. Branch mills
are also located in the eastern part of
this town and MONTGOMERY Their
specially is the manufacture OF the
"Faultess' brand of hardwood flooring.
detailed inventory Of property is be-
ing MADE, c. T. Han is at present man
aging the mill propcrty-C. L. Mason,
whose funeral was held Saturday, leaves
| besides his wife and son of six months
a son. Erin Harold, connected with the
alter in Chicago, his stage name being
Mason Hopper" and also five broth
ers, Julius A., Of this villege, Jay L., Of
North Sheldon, j. W, of Westboro
Mass, r. D. who was last heard from
| in Oregon, and NJ. f., OF Woodhill, \.
"a daughter, Andra Eleanor, was
| born 10 Mr. and Mrs. y. NJ Croft of
this village at St Adams hospital
Thursday mornng.-Roger Pratt, for
mer r. II. S. boy, now in the Albany
Business College is passing the holi-
days at his home in Montgomery. Ed
ward Tyler is assisting In Masons drug
store during the holidays-H, c. Kendall
| Of Boston is at the home OF his mother
Mrs. A. A. Kendall. on South Main
street to recuperate his health.-Carl
Brown, who formerly liver here, and
Miss Susie Judd. both of Highgate, were
recently married In Swanton, the cere-
mony being performed by the Rev Van
| Burk.-A daughter was born to Mr.,
and Mrs Leo Poissant of this village
Thursday morning.-A committee OF the
Philemon club Is arranging for the sec
ond annual New Years ball in the opera
house Thursday evening Dec ember 81 -
10. w Garvin and son, who had been In
the family OF j. II. Burncs, have return
Cd to Richford. Allen Draper of NORTH
sheldon has been assisting In his care
this week Mr.. Burnes is stu very i'll
w. II. Yaw has the choir of the Metho
dist Church in training for a musica
entertainment to be given in that church
Sunday evening, December q. Tht
Misses Lucille and Marion Springer o.
Burlington, with Myrtle Rose and Haze
Fimball of the University Of Vernon
.arc to have parts-Mrs. j. d. Crochie
is spending a few days with Mr. Croch
Ter in Montreal.-Mrs j. A. Demars II
in Burlington caring for Mr. Demars
y -----' s.. '"---N',,-0n Boissep" i- IN at th'
Burlington weekly free press. [volume] (Burlington, Vt.) 1866-1928, 1914-12-24

New York and Brooklyn for two weeks
Miss Hazel Hartwel, the teacher of
the North district school, has gone to
her home I'm Moriah, y. y TO spend the
NEUTRALITY-SUSPICIOUS. Gilbarc is seriously i'll
with heart trouhlc.--Ben Duba crossed
the lake Saturday from Chazy to this
place and found four inches of Ice.
Burlington weekly free press. [volume] (Burlington, Vt.) 1866-1928, 1914-12-24
JOHNSON.

At the annual meeting uf johnson
Crango y of II Thursday night the
foll,vine officers We're elected. Mas.
~ II a c+ues. ovarsae- p 9 Fre,ch.
I,,,,,ror Nv, l1aeqi, p Waterman.
-, 1r.;,,r Iv,o;. assiatart stav-
~, w. c.;s,,.oia 1od, ossis+ar+
-, A., I, " c,.,,n.oi1. obo,,oir
...z,'.. ~
tne i'e''
" d MAI
heePe'' rot,.
Su4eS' ''''i.i ''s ef
fora MIS- -Ne-"e 'i"LNe'
GERS VIII p' ''s''''e" 'ai'u''
Methodist ana '""sre-"llonal 0u"un'
schools VIII j''n III having pu'"A
Christmas tree at t'e oIer9 no'H'
Thursday, December - at Wn." ''
gifts Tor the renei OK '"' S"" ''"-
gians will be recetved-katherin i'
It's and Gertrude Baker are at non
from Laselle seminary Auourndal'
Mass, for the hoidays,-Mrs. LeoFe
Newton of Lowell Is visiting her daugh-
ter, Mrs. Arthur Grow-Mr' and Mrs
Arthur Grow are parents OF Il daug'-
tor Frances Leora' born THURSDAY T.
=. Nenheld who mas been conAneu 10
t"e house the past week VITA neuralgia
IS able to be out again
fred Garland has finished WORK 'or
Parker Stearns' tie mas neen 'her
engineer II tne a'"ss'ns MIL ior ,h' pat
I'VE yrars'-N - iI"0H "@s IN Ne"poi1
MohuH! a. 'a'''"N NaF' az '"'''
ihE '"'N Oh ~ ''',''"s III ,ir ~ % ''iN
auu'e'No 90 t.. - VII.
w. ,rr,aa
~ ,,',' ,a.. got,,ra,,, ~, .,a D.. D..
=, r,aha.aa - that ni,ce to Mic n,
,,..,l,, -, r,ro,ll,, ,vbo was GRADUATED
snar, ,no rorrnol school here last June.
~, ,o,,-l, are sDendinr the HOLIDAYS
hare with Mr. and Mrs. William Walker.
Postmaster Rovce was able to be car
Rod 10 the office FRIDAY. but It Will be
several weeks hcfor, ne will resume
work.
The Community League OF johnson
will have community Christmas tree
and exercises at the town hall this
evening. Tho following program
will be given: Chorus, sing Noel;
Burlington weekly free press. [volume] (Burlington, Vt.) 1866-1928, 1914-12-24
MORRISVILLE.

$. NJ, Gambln returned Friday from
New Brunswick where he has visited
his mother, Mrs, S. NJ. Gamhlin. Miss
Lucille Robinson, who is teaching at
the Spauldlng high school, Barre, ar
rived Friday evening to visit her par
ents, Mr., and Mrs E. S, Robinson
Alban and Urban Parker. who are at
tending Middlebury College, came Fri
day evening to spend the Christmas va
cation with their parents. Mr.. and Mrs
J. r. parker--Mr and Mrs. James NJ
Burlington weekly free press. [volume] (Burlington, Vt.) 1866-1928, 1914-12-24
GEORGIA..

Ladies night at Banner Grange was
well attended. Several readings were
given by Miss Valera Morton of ST.
Adams and music furnished by members
of the Grange Refreshments were serv-
ed A union Christmas tree of the Meth
odis. and CONGREGATIONAL churches will be
held in the town hall this evening. \
committee is preparing a proeram.-Miss
Helen curtis is expected home Thursday
to remain during the holiday vacation
Burlington weekly free press. [volume] (Burlington, Vt.) 1866-1928, 1914-12-24
WATERXULE

Henry Pel has returned from New
Hampshire, where he has been for several
months.-Nriss Edith Tillotson Is at homo
from Greenfield for a short vacation
There are several cases of scarlet fever
IN town and the schools are closed
Burlington weekly free press. [volume] (Burlington, Vt.) 1866-1928, 1914-12-24
ENOSBURG FALLS.

Chandler L. Mason, a druggist and
prominent business man of this city, died
of neuralgia Of the heart very suddenly
Ill Monday morning, but was thought to
be improving when the change for the
worse came. Besides his wife he is sur
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ICNasinued ON page four'
Americus times-recorder. [volume] (Americus, Ga.) 1891-current, 1914-11-06
VIRGINIA GIRL
GAINED IS POUNDS
Was So Weak and Thin,
Thought She Was Going
Into Decline. Tells How
Nin0l Helped Her.

Norfolk, Va.-"My health was very
poor / suffered from nervousness, had
no appetite and was so thin, l thought
was going into decline, and nothing l
took seemed TO help me until one day a
friend came into my Office and told me
if l would take Vinol it would do me
lots of good.
81 have now taken six bottles and
have gained fifteen pounds: have good
appetite and can eat anything. 1t is
wonderful what Vinol has done for me
in building up my health. My own
friends hardly know me and when any
one comes into my office the first thing
1 begin to talk about is Vinol. MATTE
DEFINING, Norfolk, Va.
The testimonial letters which we are
continually publishing prove the value
of Vinol, our delicious cod liver and
iron tonic, and what it did for Miss
Denning it will do for any thin, tired,
nervous, rundown, WORKOUT man or
woman.
If we can induce you to try bottle
of Vinol as body builder and strength
creator, and you do not find it is ali we
claim, we will return your money on
demand.
Hooks Pharmacy, Americas, Ga
Americus times-recorder. [volume] (Americus, Ga.) 1891-current, 1914-11-06
Nothing Unusual

Mrs. Reilly was telling the family al
the supper table about an old man be-
ing so sick he hadn't tasted bit OF
food in three weeks. why" said she
in a solicitous tone of voice, the poor
old creature has been living on water
nearly a month"
That's nothing" commented Reilly
Il knowed a man who has been living
on water all his life"
"And be healthy" asked Mrs. Reilly
Eyes, an be healthy"
who was he?" asked the old lady
doubtfully.
"a sailor" said Reilly, filing his
pipe.
Americus times-recorder. [volume] (Americus, Ga.) 1891-current, 1914-11-06
A Good Historian.

An old negro nurse and her little
mistress, who was just beginning to
study history, were engaged in con-
versation.
do you remember George Washing
TONI" said the little girl
20, yes, miss; 1 dun nus him when
he's baby"
do you remember Napoleon?" she
again asked.
Napoleon? l knows him when he's
JUS born"
The little girl paused a moment and
then said: We'll, do you remember
the fall of the Roman Empire?"
Let me see," said the old nurse.
Pears like dat hear somethin' drap
bout dat time"
Americus times-recorder. [volume] (Americus, Ga.) 1891-current, 1914-11-06
GLASS OF SALTS
CLEANS KIDNEYS
If Your Back Hurts or Bladder BOtil.
ers You, Drink Lots of Water.

When your kidneys hurt and your
back feels sore, don't get scared and
proceed to load your stomach with 8
lot of drugs that excite the kidneys
and irritate the entire urinary tract
Keep your kidneys clean like you keep
your bowels clean by flush
ing them with mild, harm
less salts, which removes thu
body's urinous waste and stimu-
lates them to normal activity. The
function of the kidneys is to filter the
blood In "a hours they strain from it
500 grains of acid and waste, so We
can readily understood the cital i'm
portance of keeping the kidneys ac-
tive.
Drink lots Of water-you can't drink
too much; also get from any pharma-
cist about four ounces of Jad Salts
take a tablespoonful in glass of wa
ter before breakfast each morning for
few days and your kidneys will act
fine. This famous salts is made from
the acid of grapes and lemon juice,
combined with lithia, and has been US
ed for generations to clean and slim
ulate clogged kidneys; also to neu-
tralize the acids in urine so it no lon
ger is a source of irritation, thus end
ing bladder weakness.
Jad Salts is inexpensive; cannot in
jure; makes a delightful effervescent
lithia-water drink which everyone
should take now and then to keep
their kidneys clean and active. Try
this, also keep up the water drinking
and no doubt you will wonder what
became Of your kidney trouble and
backache. Hooks Pharmacy. advt
Americus times-recorder. [volume] (Americus, Ga.) 1891-current, 1914-11-06
Shoe ORDER FOR FRANCE
STIJMPS ST. Louis CONCERN

ST. LOUIS, Mo-, Nov. GA large
shoe factory in ST. Louis has been Of
fered a contract by the French gov
eminent for heavy shoes of a type
worn in the French army, but the
company cannot accept the contract
until it ascertains whether it can get
enough leather in America to make the
type of shoes desired. This was stat
ed today by the president of the
company.
A local harness manufacturer has
received from the British government
an order for 1900 sets of heavy artil-
lery harness for three-team units, the
order representing s25O,OOO. The or
der will be filled at the rate of so
sets week
The harness is to be of the heaviest
leather, without snaps or buckles. The
hardware fittings have been ordered
from a factory in Indiana
Another company is filling a British
order for 10000 saddles and 10000 sets
of harness. The company that OBJ
tanned the contract divided the work
among a large number of the harness
factories of st. Louis and among
branch houses in Texas.
Americus times-recorder. [volume] (Americus, Ga.) 1891-current, 1914-11-06

Edward Arlington, one of the owners
of the 101 Ranch Real Wild West, has
the distinction of being the inventor Of
the cloth banners that outdoor amuse-
ment institution use in advertising.
The idea was the outcome of visit to
a silk mill printing department and
the first banners were printed on that
fabric.
Americus times-recorder. [volume] (Americus, Ga.) 1891-current, 1914-11-06
College Students Contribute
To T.R. Stray Smiles Columns

journalism Emory connection with
the Recorder text book In its
Emory journalism be estab
lshed OF Mason-Dxon line.
Melton professor of English department of
paper pases embryo reporters STRAY Smiles At the
member of the class last week banded
"stray smiles" all of them original
of the contributions and we take
pleasure n reproducing these bits of humor:
Americus times-recorder. [volume] (Americus, Ga.) 1891-current, 1914-11-06
God An Agreeable Person

A good Methodist asked John Wesley
to advise him in regard to a certain
woman, we'll known to both.
The great preacher told the man that
he never would be happy if he mar
ried her.
But she is a member of your
church, isn't she?"
YES" was the reply.
"And you think she is a Christian
woman?"
81 do"
well, why then should l not marry
herr"
Because" replied Wesley, "the Lord
can live with great many people that
you and l can't"
Americus times-recorder. [volume] (Americus, Ga.) 1891-current, 1914-11-06
In An Albany Restaurant

Were you ringing the bell, sir?"
asked the waiter of the customer who
had been busy with the bell for fifteen
minutes.
Ringing it, man." echoed the GUS
toner. 81 was tolling it l thought
you were dead"
Americus times-recorder. [volume] (Americus, Ga.) 1891-current, 1914-11-06
RUSSIA TO GIVE U.S.TRADE
THAT GERM any once HAD

CHICAGO, Nov. 6.-Russian merch-
ants want to transfer the business
which they have done with Germany in
years past to the United States. For
that purpose they sent Kurt DURHAM
owski as a special representative of
merchants and manufacturers to the
United States to arrange for volume
of immediate business amounting to
$5,OOOOOO.
Credit negotiations are under way
for iron and steel machinery, clothing,
and foodstuffs.
Eighty per cent of the business of
Russia has been with Germany" Mr..
Ourbanowski sid yesterday at the Of
fee of the imperial Russian consulate
in the Otis building. 1--WE want to
trade with the United States, and Rus
STA, has more gold than any other
European nation to pay for what she
buys We will ship by the Pacific
Ocean,"
The representative said that Russia
was now equipping an army of S,000,-
900 men to join the 100000 already
in service.
Americus times-recorder. [volume] (Americus, Ga.) 1891-current, 1914-11-06
A Probable Danger.

$50 you want to marry my daugh-
ter, do you?" asked the father. Now
what are your prospects,"
Excellent, sir" answered the young
man, eff you don't spoil them"
Americus times-recorder. [volume] (Americus, Ga.) 1891-current, 1914-11-06
Locating the Guilty One.

Tommy had been punished. MAN.
ma" he sobbed, did your mamma
whip you when you were little?"
Eyes, when 1 was naughty"
"And did her mamma whip her when
she was little?"
eyes, Tommy"
"And was she whipped when she was
little?"
Eyes"
well, who started it, anyway"
Americus times-recorder. [volume] (Americus, Ga.) 1891-current, 1914-11-06
Ask Pa.

A Sunday school teacher, wishing to
gain the attention of his class, began
thus: Boys, who can tell the best
fishing-hole around here?"
A small boy spoke up: John can
show you; Pa won't let me go on Sun
day."
Americus times-recorder. [volume] (Americus, Ga.) 1891-current, 1914-11-06
Home, Sweet Home.

Eyes, subj said Brother Rastus, my
race what wants to live in Illinois kin
go dar, how an wen dey likes, but ez
fur me, I'll stay whar I is-'mongst
de folks raise an bon wild, an eff l
is lynched, plese God, I'll be lynched
by my fr'en's!"
Americus times-recorder. [volume] (Americus, Ga.) 1891-current, 1914-11-06
Too Slow.

When you proposed to Miss Jen-
kins," asked Jack, "did you tell how
unworthy you we're of herr"
mo, didn't" replied Sam. 81 was
going to do so, but she told me first. "
Americus times-recorder. [volume] (Americus, Ga.) 1891-current, 1914-11-06
The Limit of Laziness

A man was seen standing in the
street holding out his hand. When
asked what he was doing he replied:
81 am waiting for the next car to
strike this match on"
Americus times-recorder. [volume] (Americus, Ga.) 1891-current, 1914-11-06
Piles Cured In 6 to Days

FOUR druggist will refund money II PAZo
IMMINENT fails to cure any case of Itching,
slind, Bleeding Protruding rites in to IA days.
che first application gives Ease aud Rest. soc.
Americus times-recorder. [volume] (Americus, Ga.) 1891-current, 1914-11-06

If the Far Eastern War shows a
weakness of Russian Arms, how about
the Japan Knees?