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Newark evening star and Newark advertiser. [volume] (Newark, N.J.) 1909-1916, 1914-02-27
Father Felt Alright.

Young Tucker was very much in
fatuated with a charming young
woman on the East Side. One eve
ming. while making a call on her, he
said;
81 don't think your father feels very
kindly toward me
''Oh, you misjudge him." replied the
girl. THE morning AMER you had
called on me last week he seemed
quite worried for rear had not treat
ed you with proper courtesy
Indeed" exclaimed the pleased
young man. What did he say?"
He asked me how I could be SO
your breakfast"
Newark evening star and Newark advertiser. [volume] (Newark, N.J.) 1909-1916, 1914-02-27
In the Land Of Jokedom
1t Wouldn't Come Out.

Arthur was slightly Ill and his
mother called the doctor. The doctor
asked several questions, and then,
turning to the little boy, said:
Now. my boy, show me your
tongue
Arthur opened his mouth slightly
and looked up at the physician.
''Oh, that's not enough" said the
doctor, smiling. Put II right out
Arthur began TO cry.
why, Arthur" said his mother, in
surprise. what is the matter, dear?
Do as the doctor asks you; that's a
good boy."
Come, come urged the doctor
mo one will hurt you. Now, put
your tongue right OUT
II CAN'T sobbed Arthur, zoos it,
fastened at the backl"-supday Mag,
azine.
Newark evening star and Newark advertiser. [volume] (Newark, N.J.) 1909-1916, 1914-02-27

he told the manidger he couldent
seem TO land his ackt nowhere, and
he was pretty near down to his last
nickel
a few days ago Of the manidger's
ackts slipped up on him all of a
sudden, and ne dident know what
in the world to do to fill his bill
after telefoning. around for ackts
and not finding nobody, he suddinly
thought of. the Teller with the ducks
so he wrote note and sent a boy
on the run TO the duck felier's house.
telling him to hustle over with his
birds, as there was opening for
him
In about Is minutes the boy come
back with an answer
1t said. sorry cannot obiige you,
but have ct the ackt johnny
Newark evening star and Newark advertiser. [volume] (Newark, N.J.) 1909-1916, 1914-02-27
Before the Party.
Better shave, old man,

Il expect they will play kissing
games, and if so you may find YOUR
self disqualified for roughness. -
Washington Herald.
Newark evening star and Newark advertiser. [volume] (Newark, N.J.) 1909-1916, 1914-02-27
His Birthplace.

John Fox, the author, was recently
discussing Longfeilow and during
the conversation remarked that the
house where the noted poet was born
in Portland, Maine, is now tenanted
by people of the poorer classes.
Mostly Irish are located in that vi
entity. Some time ago a teacher In
Portland was giving a lesson on the
life of the poet.
Finally. after the usual time de-
voted TO instruction, she asked:
Where was Longfeliow born?"
A small. red-haired youth waved
his hand vigorously. with an unmie-
taxable desire to impart knowledge
We'll, James, you may tell U.S.
said the teacher.
In Jimmy McFadden's bedroom,
came the quick reply.
Newark evening star and Newark advertiser. [volume] (Newark, N.J.) 1909-1916, 1914-02-27
Eoening Star
Astrologer
SATURDAY. FEBRUARY IS. 1911.
With Helpful sway
Venus Leads Today
COPYRIGHT, 1913.
"The stars incline, hut do not compel

Venus Leads Today.
This last day of February is lucky.
according to those who read the stars.
Saturn. Venus. Mercury and the Sun
are all In benefic aspect.
The Sun and Venus in harmonious
rule are held to govern auspiciousIy
for love and all noble impulses, grant
ing joy for those who seek to share
fortune or happiness with others
This aspect has been always inter-
preted by the seers as likely to bring
honors and dignities to those who ara
Just, brave and magnanimous.
Courtship, engagements and wed~
dlngs are subject to the most favor
able rule. They who find happiness
today will keep it.
Shopping, amusements and all en-
/ tertainments, which bid for public
favor. are under the most promising
and encouraging astral government.
1t is said to be especially lucky to
buy OF to wear new garments when
Venus holds kindly sway. The an
clients believed that then the clothing
selected would be not only becoming.
but durable.
The CONFEDERATION is encouraging for
al who would bestow favors or
charity.
SculptOrS Shoulo dement, Sredtiys
with actors, painters and writer's
they are likely TO partake of the in
spiration. which comes to Earth IN
the harmonious vibrations of the
planets. Poetic ideas and power in
expressing them are said to be be-
slowed by the stars that rule today.
The conjunction of Jupiter and
Uranus in Aquarius. which sas1e4
place early next month, is read as in
dicative of important progress IN
world reforms. The last similar con-
junction in 1881 marked the introduce
ton of the reform bin in the British
Parliament, and it is prophesied that
the spring will bring sensational
events to England. as we'll as to other
parts of the world.
Persons whose birthdate II is prob
ably will have a calm and peaceful
year, but both men and women must
keep keen watch of all their AFFAIRS
Young girls probably will be sought
in marriage.
Children born on this day win sue
coed by industry and devotion 10
duty. Girls must be guarded against
unlucky marriage. As subjects Of
Pisces with Neptune and Jupiter ~
principal ruling planets they nI1oolx
be independent. fr~nk and vitt<F
Newark evening star and Newark advertiser. [volume] (Newark, N.J.) 1909-1916, 1914-02-27

sSaen every wcil-reguiated family had
china cuspidor in tn parlor an a
Goldfish box filled with ashes in tn
htchen--au' accurate spittin' was a
art
Newark evening star and Newark advertiser. [volume] (Newark, N.J.) 1909-1916, 1914-02-27
As Usual.

Church usher ION Church. going
day')--Where would you like to
sit, sir?
Prosperous looking stranger : Why
-e-r-r-about the fourth row, centre,
and an aisle seat, please.-Judge.
Newark evening star and Newark advertiser. [volume] (Newark, N.J.) 1909-1916, 1914-02-27
Over Her Head.

She-What beautiful foliage that
hen hast
He-Yes. but think the piumage
of that tree is lovelier,-Exchange.
Newark evening star and Newark advertiser. [volume] (Newark, N.J.) 1909-1916, 1914-02-27
Does Yours !?

There's one thing on which We agree
My girl and me.
I think the world and all of her.
And so does she. Exchange.
Newark evening star and Newark advertiser. [volume] (Newark, N.J.) 1909-1916, 1914-02-27
Where?

spare my bushes" she pleaded.
Good graciousi" he replied. Can
you still blush? Where have you been
living these past few years ?"-Chi-
cago Record.
Newark evening star and Newark advertiser. [volume] (Newark, N.J.) 1909-1916, 1914-02-27

AN sure, Pat, what hev yez been
doin'?f'
"A foight, replied Pat.
An did you stroik the other fei>
low?''
"Indade. l did not. l had enough
presints of min not to. He owed me
three dollars
The Calumet news. [volume] (Calumet, Mich.) 1907-1938, 1914-01-12

Any relatives or friends going away
or coming 10 visit? Tell us No
charge. Tho Nows welcomes news
items.
The Calumet news. [volume] (Calumet, Mich.) 1907-1938, 1914-01-12
NJ, A. c. ENROLMENT LARGE.
All Courses Have Larger MEMBERSHIPS
For New Term.

East LANSING, Mich, Jan l2-The
enrolment at the Michigan Agricul-
iura college for the winter term has
again shown "a large increase over the
preceding terms and remarkable
gain over the attendance tor last year.
tp TO this evening new regular stu
dents registered: Agricultural dive
years. =: Agricultural course. Cfour
}earsD s; engineering course Cfour
lears) 3; engineering course Give
years. !; special students. 4: or a to-
tai of 10 regular students which added
L" the L53l regular students already
enrolled makes a total of l,55O as COM
pared to 1921 for the school Years of
lgl2-19Ii.
\ large increase is also shown in
The number of new short course stu
dents enrolled as follows. Agricultural
course, uwo years. 49,; agricultural
course, ttwo months,) $50; creamery
course, 81; horticultural. 81. poultry
course. 4, ana cheese making. 4: and
for the newly maugurated housckeep
,rs course, -, making a total of 4OS
9r I'm increase of 81 over the short
.ours" enrolment last year.
The total attendance Of the college
IS expected to exceed 1000 before the
md of the week. This viii make a gain
IF about fOc over last years attend
mce.
Much interest is being shown in the
louscNecpcr's course, which has been
rEanIzcd especially 20 meet the needs
# women who are in charge OF homes. |
he work given is most practical and |
s Of value both for those who have |
'ad practical experience and for those
Tho are new in the work Among the
uhjcrts taught are home management.
.omc decoration, home nursing, home
eadins' cooking, sewing. gardening.
nd poultry raising
The Calumet news. [volume] (Calumet, Mich.) 1907-1938, 1914-01-12
Calumet G. Arizona

The {, y. smelter output for De.
cembel is around million and hall
pounds over November and tells a
splendid story of the efficiency that
is being brought TO this plant blown
in the middle of the year says the
Bisbcc Review.
The December output is the great
est in the history of c, X y. for sin
gle month from its smelling division.
It's showing for the year all things
considered, is an exceedingly good one.
1t exceeds expectations held at the
beginning OF the year by more than
ten million pounds, for ii was expect
ed that changing over To the new
smelling plant would entail more loss
IN production than occurred.
The Calumet news. [volume] (Calumet, Mich.) 1907-1938, 1914-01-12
LEGAL ADVERTISEMENT.
Dec. %. ~; Jan. :. -

Zee. -. ~; Jan. 5, H.
STATE OF MICHIGAN.
Inc Probate Court for the County Of
| Houghton.
| Al session of said Court. held M
the Probate Office i'm the Village ~,
iaous n'oh' IN said County, on the
-oth daN OF December A. ID. 1918.
present: Hon. Geo. c. Bentley, Judge
of Probate.
IN the Matter of the Estate Of Math
Schaltz, deceased.
! fuul SchaltZ, administrator of said
estate having fled i'm said court
ms petition praying that the
''iiie ior the presentation If claims
against said estate he limited and that
Il time and place be appointed to re-
'eNe' examine and adjust all claims
anu demands against said deceased nv
and before said Court.
u Is. Ordered, That four months
Ar"'n TINS date be allowed for creditors
To present claims against said estate.
Is urther Ordered, That the 29nd
""' Vi April, 1914, at ten o'clock
W 'he forenoon, at said Probate or.
-, oe ana Is hereby appointed for the
examination and adjustment M all
claims and demands against said de.
e.'Seu' and that notice thereof be
wen oS publication once each week.
'"r 'hree successive weeks previous To-
Sh'd DAY of hearing. in the Ca,ume,
i,'Ws' newspaper printed and circu-
laled In said County.
'oeai' GEO. c. BENTLEY.
; ,r. - .opy. Judge of Probate.
Register of Probate.
G"'hraith & Mccormack.
attorneys for Estate
business address:
Calumet, Mich,
The Calumet news. [volume] (Calumet, Mich.) 1907-1938, 1914-01-12
Anaconda.

Work on the $3,OoooO0 teaching planr
of the Anaconda Copper Mining com
pan> will begin i'm abou, three weeks
\ plant with a capacity To handle
1000 toms of tailings daily is planned
Later another section will be erected.
with a 6,ooO-ton capacity. ana with the
two sections running they will be able
to handle all the tailiuus from 1850
tons of ore every twenty-iour hours.
as we'll as considerable tonnage from
On" dump. The tliliugs now contains
AN 1voraee Of twelve pounds of copper
To- the tom but less than two pounds
will be lost by the improved methods.
The Calumet news. [volume] (Calumet, Mich.) 1907-1938, 1914-01-12
TROOPS OFF FOR HOME.
last Detachment of State Gusrdsmen
Leave For Their Homes.

The state militia, which has assisted
in policing the disturbed districts of
the copper country since the very be-
ginning OF the strike reliuquished that
duty wholly To the civil authorities to-
DAY when upon orders issued by Gov
ernor Ferris. capt. G. ! Mccormick.
lArltS. Spies. Ashley and Marsch and
the force of siNty-four men under their
command departed Tor their homes.
Practical, all of the men are members
Of BATTERY y. First Field Artillery.
Lansing. The men cntraincd on a spe-
cial consisting of two sleeping cars
and three baggage cars and should ar.
rive at their homes by Wednesday
morning
The last tour of duty Of this detach-
ment has continued for about three
and "nc-half months. during most Of
which time they were stationed at
WOLVERINE. Ahm"ck village. Ahmeei,
ana Mohawk Prior ro that time many
of the men had served more than a
month al the beginning of the strike.
u U.s. understood tina. several members
"i the oompany expect to resign ON
their return home and return To the
copper country to locate permanently.
gifnCr DtnE ron
The Calumet news. [volume] (Calumet, Mich.) 1907-1938, 1914-01-12
CURB STOCKS.

J ~ Minnear n Co. say today:
The opening was very strong and
actil" and the news was dccidly bull
lSh. One report had il that the Steel
corporation is 10 re-hire $4,000 men.
The trust news was also quite salts .
factory ON the opening. The coppers
ana but little. London copper advanc-
ed shillinss on the opening but lost
all its carly gain on the close. Os-
ceoIa announced a $l.O0 dividend to-
day payable January 31st to stock Of
record Jan. !ith. This compares with
v paid three months ago. Grand Cen
trail and Iron Blossom also announced
dividends.
The Calumet news. [volume] (Calumet, Mich.) 1907-1938, 1914-01-12
COPPER METAL SITUATION.
surplus Stocks Represent a Condition
Purely Temporary.

The Copper Producers statement
showed w UNEXPECTEDLY large increase
boz stocks OF i3.5vQo0o rounds which.
together .vfrb .tT,,.. -. ~
slords made total Increase for the
month n worlds stocks Of approx
mat"lN souoO,p 900 pounds.
Ta" reason .s of course. to be- found
entirely i'm the small domestic deliver
JOS Of 2aoOo00o pounds. The smallest
domestic deliveries ever reported bcro
hitherto ver" in February. 1903 a.
51N.Uo0 pounds Tb. .a,r,..,t.. -.
Tor December were therefore approxi-
m'i"I} ouo-halr ur the smallest domes-
ID. deliveries yer previously reported.
10 IS hardly necessary To- sat that the
"rse sales of the metal recently re-
ported were tor future delivery that is
pure .' temporary with business i'm
nearly aIl lines falling away it is not
The Calumet news. [volume] (Calumet, Mich.) 1907-1938, 1914-01-12
MINING NEWS AND STOCKS

as there are number!ess Identification
and hydro-electric projects which are
awaiting those very conditions.
The action OF the copper shares up
10 tho moment OF writing would ndi-
eat,catc that 1t has been qutc general
~ realized that temporary accumu-
laticn Of surplus copper stocks must
be eVrected and that this accumulation
has been quite thoroughly discounted
--ll'Nden, Stone n Co
The Calumet news. [volume] (Calumet, Mich.) 1907-1938, 1914-01-12
STOCKS
BOSTON STOCKS.

Boston-The market opened with q
very satisfactory degree of buoyancy
Initial quotations We're materially
higher and the level then established
was maintained until last half hour,
when prices were offered down, caus-
ing a slight recession from the best.
The action of the market was entirely
satisfactory. Had the Presidents trust
message been out of the way no hcsi-
fancy would have occurred. The out
look for higher prices is good. J.
SturSis.
The Calumet news. [volume] (Calumet, Mich.) 1907-1938, 1914-01-12
STOCKHOLDERS MEETING.

Notice is hereby given that the an.
',"a' meeting of the stockholders of the
calumet state Bank, Calumet Michi-
gan VIII be held in it's banking rooms
on Tuesday, January IS. 1913. from IA
p" CLOCK a. m. to y o'clock noon. for
the election of directors and for tho
transaction of such ether business
"i''ch may come before the meeting.
i. j. Kohlhaas, Cashier.
Advertisement Dec. - Jan. -
The Calumet news. [volume] (Calumet, Mich.) 1907-1938, 1914-01-12
Old Dominion.

The December output of the Old
Dominion property amounted to a.6l3,-
GOO pounds of blister copper, compar-
ing with 10000 pounds in Ncvem-
Der and 2,262,OoO pounds i'm the CORES
ponding period of the preceding year
The years production vas aO,Sl0,OOo
pounds. against 2157l.00O pounds in
1912 and 26,o75.SO5 pounds in 1911.
The Calumet news. [volume] (Calumet, Mich.) 1907-1938, 1914-01-12
NO DOMINANT ISSUE IS
BEFORE NATIONAL CONGRESS
Continued From First Pace.

president and his legal advisors vii
coLaborate with the committees ol
senate and House on effective hin,
mat will reach some of the more inn
por'aht phases of the trust problem
WITHOUT requiring a revolution OF cor
poratiun methods.
congress has taken up the problems
OF national defense with unusual sctiv-
ity since De-. |. The imminence of =
cflSls IN this cOuntry's relations with
Mexico has made more apparent tho
weakness of the military system of the
| country and important steps have
ALREADY been made toward strengthen
ing thc power of the president and the
executive branches of the government
10 cope with sudden emergencies
For National Defense
The volunteer army bill which
passed the House and is favorably re-
Sarded in the Senate, would provide
effective machinery for the RAISING of
volunteer forces in AIRY emergency
me Hay aviation bill, which has tho
endorsement of the House military nr-
iairs committee, and of the war de-
paftment. would create an ayiotion
prahch of the army capable OF hand
ing at least "A aerop!anes. and Of
training efficient forces of air fight..s
These and other bills will be piver
UNUSUAL prominence during the balance
OF THIS session of Congress.
diplomatic relations with Nicaragua
ana other Central American conn
trIeS may give further trouble To the
senate The first Nicaraguan treaty
outlined by Secretary Bryan did not
meet with the approval of the Senate
committee on foreign relations. be-
cause OF the prOtcctorate il Womb |
nave established over the southern ro-
Puoiic. The project is to be taken
up again during the coming months.
ana it is expected that general policv
toward central American countries
WIZ be outlined by the Senate. presi-
den; Wilson and Secretary BRYAN
washington, Jan, H. - President
wilson IS scheduled to arrive in tha
dP''ai tomorrow The president has
written Il rough draft of his mess,pe
IN antl-trust legislation. but tho time
'' VIII deliver it before Congress. /.
Uncertain He desires I, frs, tan,
ne subject over with ATTORNEY General
and other members of his
'ahirot
The Calumet news. [volume] (Calumet, Mich.) 1907-1938, 1914-01-12
BROKERS' GOSSIP
Braden.

Braden closed the 1913 year with a
copper production of lS.OsS, 600 pounds,
an increase OF 100 per cent over 1872.
December established new high records
IN orc produced ana copper produced.
The Washington times., 1914-06-15
QUICKLY STOPS
WORST BACKACHE
Makes Kidney, Bladder Dis
orders and Rheumatic
Pains Vanish.

II you suffer vfsh beckaching kid
ney trouble: have disagreeable blad-
der and urinary disorders. or are tor
tured with rheumatism stiff joints
and heart-wrenching pains. you will
be surprised how quickly and surely
Croxone will relieve all such misery.
II soaks right in through the walls.
membranes and Innings. cleans out
and strengthens the stopped up or
rans, neutraliZes, dissolves. and makes
the kidneys sift out and filter away
the uric acid and poisons from the
blood. and leaves the kidneys and ur-
mary organs, clean. strong. active
and healthy.
1t matters not how long you have
suffered: how old you are, or what
you have tried II is practically i'm
possible TO take Croxone without re-
suits. for RI starts to work the min
ute you take il.
II you suffer with pains in tho
back or sides; il you are nervous,
tired and run down: bothered with
urinary disorders, or have any signs
of kidney, bladder troubles or rheu-
matism. don't spend another needless
day suffering
Secure an original package OF Crcx-
one today, and prove for yourself
right now, as thousands of others
have done, just how quickly il will
end your misery.
CroXone is inexpensive. and every
druggist is authorized to return the
purchase price il it fails in a single
caxe.-Adyt
The Washington times., 1914-06-15
BOARDMAN TOSTAY,
IS HOPE OF S|DDONS
Rumors OF Changes in Police
Department Lack Basis,
Says Commissioner.

ANY statements regarding changes
in the Folioc Department are purely
speculative at the present time. and
Commissioner Siddons today in com
menting upon the published statement
that Inspector Robert IL. Boardman
would retire shortly. and that. as a
consequence, number OF promotions
are in contemplation.
The Commissioner stated that no con-
s:deration had been given by the Com
missicners to the question of placing
the inspector upon the retired list and
that, as a matter of fact, they were
desirous of keeping him in active serv-
ice as long as possible. AS II to mega
tive the stories. Inspector Boardman
was at headquarters today, and II was
universally commented that he was
looking better than he has for many
months past. He expects to report for
duty tomorrow.
Among the members of the force the
impression prevails that in the event of
Inspector Boardman's retirement his
most probable successor would be Capt.
Charles Peck, of the First precinct, who
ability. but one who through service in
the detective office is thoroughly ia.
miIiar with the work Of that most i'm
portant bureau.
In weIl-informed circles, it is also
said. that Sergt John Cats. of the same
precinct, will be one of the next men
promoted to the next higher rank. He
over seventeen years. at the urgent re-
quest of the foremost business men of
the city, who have recognized in him
the ideal officer.
The Washington times., 1914-06-15
MONTAGUE MAY Be
OUT OF POLOL|NE.UP
By FRED. ]. WILSON.

NEW YORK. June 15.-Apprehensive e
that Americas chances of keeping the
Westchester International Polo trophy
on this side of the water, would go
a-glimmering in tomorrow's game, If the
American lineup was the same as Sat-
urday. the American polo team was
expected today to make a radical shift.
Bitter gossip was flying in polo circles
as to the absolute failure OF the Ameri-
can team to play together against the
British winners. Rene La Montague,
especially, was believed almost certain
TO be droppel from the four when to-
days announcement is made of those
who will try TO stem the tide OF defeat
tomorrow at MeadOwbroUk. The report
ed lineup of the new team is:
Lawrence Waterbury. No. /: J. NJ.
Waterbury, No. ,; Malcolm Stevenson,
No g. and DeveTeauX Milburn, back.
From the manner in which the two
Waterburys and Milburn played in Sat
urday's game this new arrangement
gives promise of effectiveness. Larry
Waterbury played brilliant game-at
forward. He had dash and snap. His
brother. Monte Waterbury. fed 10 the
No. /, but La Montague was erratic,
though dashinG. and little was accom-
plished. Alilburn played his own game.
Therf vas no cohesion, no team play,
and when Major Barrett, the British
champion, fed the bail through TOmkin-
son and Cheape. 10 Larry Waterbury
was there to oppose their rush. and
TO protect Americas goal.
Investigation was reported certain to-
day into the prevalence OF ticket specu-
lators at the opening game, and pre-
cautions were expected TO be taken to
prevent hawking of tickets. as was then
done Scores of complaints have reach
ed the polo committee OF selling OF
seats.
Four TO one on England 10 win the
Jnterna tional Polo Trophy was the odds
today on the curb and in polo circles,
hut Cmparatively little money was put
up even at those heavy figures.