The Alaska citizen., 1914-12-21
Town Gossip and Stories
B> The TattIer.

hotel and John y. Clark the attor-
ney. have missed their callings. for
it las just come to light that they
are each mistaken by strangers for
preachers. Wouldn't it be funny to
hear people say. PEARSON Clark" or
the Rev. William Casey" Or,
Judging from their facial expressions.
Clark" and Deacon Casey"
Previous to the monthly meeting
of the Commercial club early last
week. crowd of men was waiting
for the meeting to be called to
order, and Mr.. Casey incidentally
told how man had mistaken him
for a preacher. This appealed to
the sympathies of MI Clark. who
explained that when he was at one
of the coast towns once. the people
there started a report about town
that he was d new peacher who
had been ordered to serve there.
One of the saloonmen of the place.
asked somebody else. in referring to
Mr.. Clark. who the new preacher
was. and when Mr. Clark heard of
ii. he went to the saloon and to
prove to the saloon keeper that he
was mistaken. bought box of CT
CARS This relieved Mr. Clark's
mind. for he did not like to be a
walking deception"
Humor Here is a good story that
or q told 70
Sourdough when a crowd of men
was exchanging stories
1t is about a certain we'll known
Sourdough who was noted for his
active sense of humor:
On one occasion the Sourdough
had to go with some other men to
Juneau, where they put up at one Of
tie best hotels They were suppos-
ed to remain there for few days.
but much to the surprise Of the
landlady. the Sourdoush walked up
to her not long after he had regis
tered. and putting out his hand.
expressed regrets for having to saw
farewell. He said he had enjoyed
his stay there. and he thanked her
for many courteous attentions.
But" protested the landlady. quite
puzzled. you are certainly not 60
ing to leave now. are YOU"
mo. no" was the assuring renlv
"Ill be here for few DAYS vet
Then why are Won SAVING good
bye now"
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