The Hays free press. [volume] (Hays, Kan.) 1908-1924, 1914-10-17


general publication Immediately if still possible
1t is entitled Guide to the Ruins of Europe" and
is supposed to be compiled in America a hundred
years from now for the of American, Austria
liam and Oriental explorers in the style of Macau-
ley's New Zealander DESTROYS TO visit the piles Of
ruins that proud capitals and cities
blessed with art, industry and commerce before the
great destroyed alike the populations and their
centers and left Europe waste, sparsely inhabited
by scattered communities of survivors without
strength ambition to restore civilization"
We give herewith selections from the chapter
entitled Paris"
PARIS Cruins of, ancient capital Of France
Under pretext should the explorer neglect these
ruins They accessible than the ruins
of Berlin or Vienna, and better preserved than
those of London The natives still hold pathetic
pretensions to constitute city of light for the
and desolate territory, dotted by the lairs
savage shepherds and the strongholds Of primitive
cultivators, that stretches from the ruins of St
Petersburg to the ruins of Rome and Madrid and
called the wastes of Europe. (See willie Lu-
miere" in the historical chapter)
A printing press even exists in the ChailIot
Catacombs connected with the ancient subway,
which is the winter habitation of the better por-
ton of the Partisan natives PARISH pres-AIidi''
two pfenigs-cuir, sold in the Bosquets of the
Opera and the Pantheon cockpit (see Pantheon,
ruins of by the slaves of Monsieur Balao.
thropopithecus of Java and ross Of ChaillOt. is
not newspaper but mere weekly program of
the so-caIled pleasure of Paris. ("Pfenig-cuir,''
see leather money and barter system. Slaves,
hungry mouths. The slavery is Voluntary
The fact that four books nave been published
in Paris in the past decade discloses intellec-
tual effort unequa1ed elsewhere the Dark Con-
tinent They "Our Fathers Culture" (words
Of one or two syIlabIes) 100 reproductions of pen
drawings processed in New York and gratuitOus-
" distributed in all the resorts of pleasure, by
Monsieur Isaac BIumchen President of the Re
public; Hair Growing Good as Clothing
brochure A pp), by Monsieur Samuel Rice
hendatate of Bucharest Minister Of Football;
"The Paris Song Book and New Dances" by vi
comte Raoul de Sancy (new edition preparing);.
and my Pets" by Miss Annie Bloomfontain, the
beautiful young South African dancer who has
had the concession of the Opera since the year
POOL. explorers regularly purchase these unique
works in quantity, to encourage the natives See
Pfenig-cuir and Barter System Any useful OBJ
ject, such nnetooth comb or cake OF soap,
OF article of adornment, like a single eyeglass
string of beads pair of eight-ounce boxing
gloves will provide the visitor with abundant sup
plies of Leather Money!
Great Hunts-Monsieur Won Hundspfote, Min
lister of War Marquis de Montmorrency, Trap
per and Pelter: guides, porters, dog trains The
Casoar-Blanc, Boss of the Northern Shepherds, is
a useful person to fee
Places of Interest. The Opera-This grandiose
monument of the past, destroyed along with the
Church of the Madeleine and the entire Opera
Quarter (see Avenue de fOpera) In the second
bombardment by the Germans in 1914-l5, is under
the control of Miss Annie Bloomfontaln ana her
Troupe of Blondes. Variety show on the Grand
Stairway every afternoon, from June to October
The crumbIing interior, overgrown with wild vege-
which formerly made it their lair, were extermf
mated by Roosevelt Expedition Of 1889
Market of the Madeleine.-Chief place of barter
of the natives, among the broken columns (See
Bombardment of Paris in the Historical ChapterO
Twice a week this picturesque spot is the scene
of the greatest animation of the Dark Continent,
the native women here exchanging hnery which
sets the fashion among the simple populations In
far distant Berlin Antwerp, Marseilles and Bu-
charest. The great Fur Mart is held IN August,
traders by dog-team carrying back with them the
Partisan products. (See Articles-deParis and
Recrudescence of Big Game in Europe)
Avenue de FOpera (The Jungle of Paris).-Un-
safe for any but armed parties Of explorers, but
visitors can buy protection from Boss Balao, Mon
sieur Solomon Bobownikof, Syndic Of the Bour-
geois Tribes, or Miss Annie Bloomfontain (See
Trout Fishing) Inhabited by the Bourgeois
Tribes and Hungry Mouths (See Ethnographical
Note) The Avenue de POpera is considered the
most grandfose example of Twentieth Century
wuY I RIHI nRoPS HIS HIS frequently