The Alaska daily empire., 1914-12-26
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 lThe followlan PaesaY sa the A'a- esa e1lman Waa frissH 8g seafY es smith, e ne sulaan of eheaes la amith received hlg hsrif7sicr ouch l|etceina a examination e9 ns5f'n d1ring taa reee iaa.,far reee7. 4he 1qlr mneade il t7 ite r5eg lor Whs ~ aH oj she aslnsa i0 llsh veln
 The sun rlges in tha morplne ena setg in the oYoning. Vhe on risas when hia appetlte'g ripe and aete when he gets ready. Am old hon rieoa when the old cock crows and aeta whom hhe has laid A salmon riaes when the sand feels grand and sets when it8 canned
 They are ail moro or lees oanDssg;y isec. The Sun clothes the earth wite lta warmand rosplondent rays produe lng the good and deyourlns tho bad Tho son on mischief bent produces worry and trouble, and eats wholesand with impunity everything from green apples the size of marbles, Co the fairest and best of the iorbidden fruits in the Elyalan orchards, Tho old hen loys an .egg for the old folks sake and then satisdea her own appetite with 9 worm which she pecks from tho dust ot Inc earth. Then as ? kind Of g ra- .ciprocity to the old rooster Who ctoWa over her Re~ievement she caosles q barnyard medley and incidentally foe her own amusement tries 70 serntch gravel into tho eyes of the devil
 But woe and alas how sad that so many little salmon fry SO wary and spry. and no promising Q posslbilitg as food for all mankind should loo toreordained and predestinated beforc. tho foundation of Inc world to find ite chief reward to be, to stick in the craw. Of aome old Mallard, or lodgment Ike Jonah.-yet with more fatal reault, in the belly Of Dolly Warden.
 Into the 6rluy psep.
 Once out Of fresh water, the salmon enters the blue, hriny and bilowyI deep, Whither it goes DO man knows There is only. one settled and definite conclusion reached while lt plowe theI waves of expanse. and that iss to 8wol- low or to be swallowed 1t begins a four yenr's correspondence .courBel for selfpreseryation. Its only ae-l coutements are Q mouth, gate or tun- mel, i've sails and set Of FalrbankI scales. Its principal food for tho first two years consists Of water jelly and microbes This is to teach it that ita existence in the sea, as well aa ltgl utility on land, is based upon the lawI of tho survival Of the 0ttegt, and this further interpreted depends upon the maxim, that big hsh can and mustI eat all the little fish they can, and can all they can't SO tho little ash can. con a can. With this training Q salmon is supposed and expected to be able to take care Of itself h other words, 1t is its own boss It 10 2l. It is oz. pected to excite Che jealousy Of its carnivorous rivals through its agility and clean shave ot least twice-a.week so long as bearded by It's enemies. As a still greater caution it ia expected to resort to, and practice in It's lile. treason, strategems and spoiis. Vhosol ingredients however must loo taken before meals with oceans of water. In fact this might be termed tho very essence of success. A sort Of recipe for when properly shaken and taken in copious quantities of water anal exactly according to directions, many a poor fellow has taken stock and learned later in whom to place hls trust The water keeps down fever, prevents all the ailments of neurology, ! and wards of =somniloquism by night and Authorizations by day that might sound flshy # they didn't develop into first class liars. This finishes the Junior year Of the salmon'a course ofI 
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