davidaulloa/AmericanStories huggingface dataset:
Washington standard. [volume] (Olympia, Wash. Territory) 1860-1921, 1914-02-13
WHAT OUR FATHERS READ ABOUT
IN THIS PAPER FIFTY YEARS AGO
(FrOm The Washington Standard for
Feb. Is, 1864; Vol. ~, No. 14.)

We are informed that the Hon.
Henry M. McGill has resigned the
position of district attorney for this
judicial district. The pay was only
5000 year in territorial warrants,
which will scarcely bring 20 cents
on the dollar under the present ter
ritorial Indebtedness. This meager
salary would not pay his travelling
expenses.
The constitution for the proposed
state of Nevada has been rejected
by the people. She will not, there
fore, come in as a state for at least
another year.
By reference to their notice in our
advertising columns it will be seen
that Messrs. Hayes and Eggers pro-
pose to get up Washington birth
day ball on the 22d inst.
Gen. Tom Thumb and lady, with
Commodore Mutt and Miss Lavinia
Warren, the four smallest grown
people in the world, are holding
"1evees" in the Western states.
The Seattle Gazette says one of
the employees of the Port Ludlow
mills was killed on the 22d ult., by
being caught in portion of the ma
chnery while the same was in mo-
ton
Washington standard. [volume] (Olympia, Wash. Territory) 1860-1921, 1914-02-13

The fact that the board of directors of the
Union Pacific Railway has approved the plans
for the Olympia extension of one of it's subsi-
diary roads, the Oregon Washington Railroad &
Navigation company, and the appropriation of
$l,OOO,OOO therefor, should dispel all misgvngs
the doubling ones around Olympia had in the
local project. The further fact that actual con-
struction is to begin as the weather per-
mits and the branch completed and in operation
by the first of September next means that Olym-
pia is going to be quite busy place this spring
and summer.
Washington standard. [volume] (Olympia, Wash. Territory) 1860-1921, 1914-02-13
A STRING OF HOLIDAYS.

Yesterday, tomorrow and week from next
Sunday-al MISUNDERSTANDING is short month,
isn't it?
Yesterday was the birthday Of him who serv-
ed us so faithfully and so staunchly in that trying
period of our history the Civil war. Tomorrow
is the anniversary of the little god of ove-St.
Valentines day. February % we revere the mem
Dry of the Father of our Country. In the first
and the last we see typfed the qualities which all
of us, in our more appreciative moods, at least,
recognize must be embodied in the true Ameri-
can; in the second the greatest virtue of all is
our ideal Abraham Lincoln-St. Valentine
George Washington-these three-and the great
est of these?
Washington standard. [volume] (Olympia, Wash. Territory) 1860-1921, 1914-02-13

At the request Of the committee Interested,
we take this opportunity to urge particularly
each of you to attend the good roads meeting at
the cannery in this city at l o'clock Saturday
afternoon, when report says something in which
every taxpayer in the county is highly interested
will be considered. The committee wants every
resident OF the county to be there, if he possibly
can, and urges all to give up whatever other
plans they may have had for that afternoon so
they can attend this meeting
Washington standard. [volume] (Olympia, Wash. Territory) 1860-1921, 1914-02-13

The Olympia and Tumwater Rail
way, Light & Power company has
filed articles of incorporation and
made application to the city council
for right-of-way to construct, equip
and operate a motor line on the
principal streets and to furnish light
and power for public and private
uses in the city. The capital stock
is placed at $250,000 and the list of
Washington standard. [volume] (Olympia, Wash. Territory) 1860-1921, 1914-02-13

The Washington Standard has new ''dress' -
OF type-how do you like it? We added it in
carrying out our policy of improving the paper
and the plant which publishes it as rapidly as
conditions warrant and we frank in saying
that in our opinion it adds great deal to the
appearance of the paper. Many people now ap-
preclate that the Standard is the only live. pro-
gressive paper in the county-and this is one of
the ways we show gratitude for that appre-
citation.
Washington standard. [volume] (Olympia, Wash. Territory) 1860-1921, 1914-02-13

uncle Joe Cannon is writing the history of
MS experiences IN Congress and as our Wash
lngton correspondent put it, If he tells half he
knows, 1t will be mighty interesting reading
Uncle Joe could, if he would, reveal many of the
workings of that mysterious Underground rail
way that has had something at least. to do with
much of our federal legislation in the past If he
only would
Washington standard. [volume] (Olympia, Wash. Territory) 1860-1921, 1914-02-13

Olympia might have had all Of the Western
Washington land offices consolidated into one if
Seattle had not ''gotten wise" to the proposed
move at the eleventh hour and pulled the ropes
to prevent it. How Seattle got wise most of
us know, and can act accordingly
Washington standard. [volume] (Olympia, Wash. Territory) 1860-1921, 1914-02-13
iEcorp0ratorS embraces such well

iEcorporators embraces such we'll
known names as S. G. Woodruff,
James r. Haydn, A. A. Phillips, II.
T. Mayo, N. H. Owings, Geo. d.
Shannon. Geo. H. Barnes and T. NJ.
Reed, backed by such capitalists as
e. M. Wilson, A. M. Stewart and
lie Roy Pratt. 1t is thought that the
work of this company will begin to
materalze in about three months.
Washington standard. [volume] (Olympia, Wash. Territory) 1860-1921, 1914-02-13

The contest is on and the most energetic girl
Is gong to win. These are the days that count
work and you will lead them ALL
Atlanta Georgian. [volume] (Atlanta, Ga.) 1912-1939, 1914-01-29
FURNISHED HOUSES FOR RENT.

FOR RENTN4ii or part Of beaHtif1Ily
furnished home. just off Gordon street.
Bell phone West 905. Price $35 per
month.
DECATUR-Six rooms. bath. servants
house. chicken house, garden, all con-
veniences; near two cars and schools.
Phone Decatur 1902
Atlanta Georgian. [volume] (Atlanta, Ga.) 1912-1939, 1914-01-29

NJ. HATCH COOK, $40 Fourth National
Bank Building. Main 1913 ANY kind
of real estate see me )"
Atlanta Georgian. [volume] (Atlanta, Ga.) 1912-1939, 1914-01-29
UNFINISHED APARTMENTS
WANTED

WANTEDOS-room apartment or I'M
furnished room, private bath and
board, or meals near by. by couple, be-
ginning at once. No boarding house
apply. Myrtle street section Phone
M. 1859 or address p. o. Box 1854
WANTED-Four or five-room apart
ment, fiat or cottage, within four
blocks of Whitehall and Mitchell Ad-
dress w f. X, 80 w. Peachtree place,
with prices.
Atlanta Georgian. [volume] (Atlanta, Ga.) 1912-1939, 1914-01-29

at 10 a. M, Friday, we
will offer to the highest bidder the
entire lot of household furniture
from Ga Currier street, consisting of
one of the incest lots of household
furniture offered in some time, in
Guiding mahogany dining suit con-
sisting of buffet, large china cabi-
net, table, set of chairs, suit cost
Sl75; elegant brass beds, quartered
oak mirror -door wardrobe, gas
stoves. an instantaneous water heat
er. bird 's-eye maple dresser and
Washstand, White Mountain refrig-
orator.. an almost new kitchen cabi-
net, cost SOS; mahogany dresser and
dressing table. cost SIS; oak china
cabinets, ladies' writing desks, gem
ulne leather davenport, cost $50;
solid mahogany parlor suit, uphol-
stored in genuine leather, cost $3.50;
chifforobe, library tables In mahog-
any, Early English, iron beds, Red
Cross mattresses, National and Blue
Ribbon springs, feather pillows, gen
uine leather Turkish rocker, mahog-
any bedroom furniture, fine lot of
rockers, baby carriage, cost $50;
folding bed, heaters, brass cuspi-
doris, quartered oak dining table, set
of chairs to match cost $75: center
tables, silk and Oriental rugs, cut
glass. shades, clocks, mating, limo
leum, pictures, blankets. sofa pill
lows. and many other things too
numerous to mention II would take
whole page to enumerate these ar
ticles. These goods are in perfect
condition and must be sold at this
sale as owner is leaving city. Sale
10 a. m, Friday, January 30
Atlanta Georgian. [volume] (Atlanta, Ga.) 1912-1939, 1914-01-29
UNFINISHED HOUSES WANTED

WANTEDNBy Northern family, seven
or eight room house; must be near
Washington Seminary and in first-c class
condition. Apply 1919 Peachtree St. or
phone Ivy 4126.
WANTED-By Northern family, seven
or eight room house; must be near
Washington Seminary. 1919 Peachtree
street or call Ivy 1925.
Atlanta Georgian. [volume] (Atlanta, Ga.) 1912-1939, 1914-01-29
AUCTION SALES.


YOU ARE INVITED TO
VISIT 90 S. PRYOR
AND INSPECT THE FIN
EST LOT OF MODERN
FURNITURE EVER OF
FERED AT AUCTION.
WILL BE DISPOSED OF
MONDAY, FEB. 2, AT
1870 A. M.
IF YOU WISH to dispose OF your fur
niture. household goods, pianos or Of
fee fixtures, see B. Bernard. or call NJ.
1906.
Atlanta Georgian. [volume] (Atlanta, Ga.) 1912-1939, 1914-01-29
AUTOMOBILES WANTED.

ANTED-Ford automobiles highest
prices paid for secondhand Ford cars.
Columbia Automobile Exchange. 2S7
Edgewood avenue.
Atlanta Georgian. [volume] (Atlanta, Ga.) 1912-1939, 1914-01-29
FURNISHED OR UNFINISHED.
APARTMENTS FOR RENT.

SPECIAL Inducements to desirable les
sees delightfully."- comfortable apart
ment; strictly first-class; best North
Side section large porches, handsome
grounds, automobile accommodations
etc. Phone Ivy 657-J or call 20 Ponce
DeLeon avenue.
Atlanta Georgian. [volume] (Atlanta, Ga.) 1912-1939, 1914-01-29
UNPUBLISHED ROOMS WANTED.

W1NTED~By couple with two small
children, ages Z and 3, large untur-
nished room, with board. Call West
1881.
GENTLEMAN with baby and nurse
wants rooms on North Side for light
housekeeping. References exchanged.
r., Box $40, care Georgian.
WANTED-By couple, three unfur.
nished housekeeping rooms in West
End e. +. c.. 1876 Forrest avenue, or
call Ivy 403s-J.
Atlanta Georgian. [volume] (Atlanta, Ga.) 1912-1939, 1914-01-29
OEEICES EOR RENT.

FOR RENT OFFICES in the Moore Build
ing at No. 10 Auburn avenue; steam
heat passenger elevators; lights and
janitor service: $3.50 to SIS George p
Moore, Real rs state and Renting. % Au-
burn avenue.
Atlanta Georgian. [volume] (Atlanta, Ga.) 1912-1939, 1914-01-29
BUSINESS OPPORTUNITIES.

0OoiNGoo OPPOh UNI les.
500 WEEKLY profit in spare time at
home. Mai! order business. Don't
worry about capital. Boyd II. Brown,
Dept. r, Omaha, Nebr.
MAIL DEALERS-Get our new 1914
propositions: just off the press: great
est money makers on earth; you make
% cents profit on dollar orders; your
choice of dozens of original mail order
propositions no competition; complete
plans sent prepaid for loo, Mail Deal
ers' Wholesale House, AIS Franklin
Bldg, Chicago.
FOR SALE-Grocerles and fixtures at
and below cost going out of business
on the first. Wilkerson & Bro, SIG
Peachtree.
Atlanta Georgian. [volume] (Atlanta, Ga.) 1912-1939, 1914-01-29
AUCTION SALES.
AT AUCTION.

AL AUCTION.
SEVERAL CONSIGN-
MENTS, INCLUDING
A FINE LOT OF
HOUSEHOLD FURNI-
TURE FROM Ga CUR
RIER STREET, CON
SISTING. OF MIRROR
DOOR WARDROBE.
MAHOGANY DINING
SUIT, COST $175; RE
FRIGERATOR, DAV-
EXPORT, COST 500;
GAS STOVE, HEATER;
MAHOGANY, QUAR-
TERED OAK, CIRCAS-
SIAN, WALNUT AND
BIRD'S-EYE MAPLE
EDROOM FURNI-
TURE; SOLID MA
HOGANY P A RI O R
s U l T, COST $3.50;
CHIFFOROBE,K ITCH-
EN- CABINET, COST
500; FRENCH WILTON
AND AKIN | n S T E r
ART SQUARES, BED
= S p r E A d S, BRASS
JARDI n lie r E S, IN
Simultaneous WA
TER HEATER, ETC.
FRIDAY, JAN. 80, AT
II E. MITCHELL ST.
Atlanta Georgian. [volume] (Atlanta, Ga.) 1912-1939, 1914-01-29
UNFINISHED HOUSEKEEPING
ROOMS FOR RENT.

furnished for housekeeping. nrivaIe
nome; use OF parlor and piano if de-
aa5tsea, close IN. References exchanged.
BUSINESS WOMEN or couple; two
IT,, prign a rooms, kitchenette, bath; s12 so.
Atlanta Georgian. [volume] (Atlanta, Ga.) 1912-1939, 1914-01-29
FOR EXCHANGE-MlSCELLANE-
OILS

ron F%C7HING3FI~sS5 >fffI61 Scja, sbofsTST1
l6 gauge. 26-inch barrels. automatic
elector, for highg grade Eastman kodak
Thos. Peacock. Rutledge. Ga
Atlanta Georgian. [volume] (Atlanta, Ga.) 1912-1939, 1914-01-29
]. D. MIMILLAN.

512 Slvey Bldg, NJ 3513.
Real Estate, City Property and Farms
Iiandled\with Experience.
Atlanta Georgian. [volume] (Atlanta, Ga.) 1912-1939, 1914-01-29
FOR SALE OR ExcHANGE-MIs.
.CELLANEOuS.


FOR SALE OR EXCHANGE,
ONE Twentieth Century soda fountain:
comparatively new; first-class condi-
ton. Wanted: One Waymoth skewer
lathe. j. & J. S, Carter, Westminster,
Atlanta Georgian. [volume] (Atlanta, Ga.) 1912-1939, 1914-01-29
FURNISHED ROOMS WANTED.

WGNTEDNTWo rooms, furnished for
light housekeeping; permanent, II
suitable. p. H. Sever, care Studebaker
Corporation.
The Lakeland evening telegram. (Lakeland, Fla.) 1911-1922, 1914-12-31
NOT WISDOM TO FOLLOW POE
Gifted Authors Course OF Reading
Hardly One to Commend
Itself to All.

Devotees of Edgar Allen Poe revere
October Z, his anniversary, and for
a month or so flowers are seen grow
ing and blooming on Fayette street,
Baltimore. 1t was a popularity of Poe
that when he was most melancholy he
read the most lugubrious books, and
being a sort of Mark Tapley, he was
happiest when he was most miserable
But Poe's rule would not be a good
one for the average man to adopt.
Don't read Schopenhauer, hartman,
Byron, nor even the misanthropic Poe
himself. Read Sterne's "Tristram
Shandy," Thackerays "Newcomes,
"Innocents Abroad" Barry Lyndon
and for quiet, restful humor read any
of the works of Anthony Trollope. But
whatever you read. by all means adopt
a reading habit the antithesis of Poe's.
Philadelphia Ledger.
The Lakeland evening telegram. (Lakeland, Fla.) 1911-1922, 1914-12-31

Where All Attend Church.
The letter carriers in Portugal save
themselves much walking on Sundays
by delivering letters at church.
The Elbert County tribune., 1914-09-25
be hunted them down among de

as be hunted them down among the
rocks.
It was grim work. too. even for his
stomach. but Hooker let the Indian fol-
low his nature When Amigo came
back from his hunting there was no
need to ask questions. His eyes shope
so terribly that Hooker said nothing,
but set about cleaning up camp.
After he had washed the ashes from
his eyes. and when the fury had van
ished from Amigos face. they went as
by common consent and gazed at the
body of the chief of the desperadoes.
Even in death his face seemed strange
ly familiar: but as Hooker stood gaz-
ing at him the Yaqni picked up his
gun.
Look" he said. and pointed to
bullet-splash where, as the Mexican
held the gun across his breast. Buds
pistol shot had flattened harmlessly
against the lock, 1t was that which
had saved the Mexican chief from In.
stant DEATH and the jar of the shot
had doubtless broken the rife and
saved Bud in turn. from the second
shot.
All this was in the Yaqui's eye as he
carefully tested the action; but. when
hesthrew down the lever, a cartridge
roEe up from the magazine and glided
smoothly into the breech. With rifle
fun OF cartridges the ignorant Mexican
had been Swapping on an empty cham
Der, not knowing enough to jack up a
shell,
For a moment Amigo stared at the
gun and the man. and his mouth drew
down with contempt
"Ha! tendeio!@ he grunted. and
kicked the corpse with his foot.
But II the Mexican had been a fool.
he had paid the price. for the second
time he snapped his gun AMIGO had
shot him through and through.
The Elbert County tribune., 1914-09-25
Inventor of the AIrbrake.

Who really invented the airbrake,
Certainly the automatic airbrake. the
cne that has proved practicable and OF
permanent value In modern railroad
ing. was the product of the late George
Westinghouse's ingenuity His patent
for the automatic brake was taken out
in 1872, superseding the non-autonatic
or Straight" Westinghouse airbrake
patented in 1869. and later the West
inghouse vacuum brake was invented
But, as in the case of most other In
ventions. there are several claimants
for originality in this field. Thus
Nine. NJ. Drouanet. daughter OF M.
Debruges of Paris, claims the distinc-
tion of priority for her father. The
New York Times has a letter from
State Senator William P. Efero OF
White Plains containing patent office
declaration by his grandfather, Henry
Miller. of a new and useful improve
ment in the application of steam and
compressed air to the purpose of op-
Grating railroad brakes" recorded jan
uary 2, 1855. Mr.. Miller was doubt
less a pioneer In the progress of air
brake invention.
The Elbert County tribune., 1914-09-25
sysops,s.

f:ad Hooker and Phil DE Lancey are
forced owing 10 . revolution In Mexico.
10 give Up their mining claim and return
90 thr United Statcs. In the border town
II Gsdsden Bud meets Henry Kruger. a
wealthy miner. who makes him a propo-
rs3tfon to return to Mexico to acquire title
10 very rich minp which Kruger had
blown up when he found he had been
cheated out OF The title by one Aragon
Tho Mexican subsequently had spent a
afteulrf to relocate the vein and then al
tnwed .hc land to revert for taxes. Hook
fr aud De i.ancey arrive at Fortuna. near
They engage Cruz Mcndez to acquire tho
f'tic for them snd begin preliminary
york Aragon accuses them OF jumping
ms claim. Hooker discovers that natri-
sno9iai acknowledgements prevent mendez
arom. acquiring a valid title. Phil. who
hss been paying attention to Gracia Ara
sou- decides TO turn Mexican and acquire
etse title. AraRon falls in his attempt to
sfrive them OF the claim. Rebels are re-
bortcd Ia the vicinity rich vein OF
gold is struck and work on the mine Is
stopped until the title can be perfected
Phil Is arrested by Msnnni del Rey. cap
thiu OF ting rurales and suitor OF Gracia's
He ls released on promise to stay away
from Grncia- Phil Ia forced to enlist In
the rnrsles He asks Bud to take care
of Graria The rebels defeated IN a
uercc battle near arertuua. PHI deserts
and returns 10 the limited States. Bud
turns Mexican md takes steps to secure
ufte to the mine IN iiis own name.
The Elbert County tribune., 1914-09-25

was raging It his hifeflnss because
they had shirked their task; perhaps.
not knowing that they were dead. be
was waiting In fever OF impatience
for them to accomplish tho deed. How
ever II was, Bud saw that hs held the
high card and he was not slow to act
In the morning he saddled Copper
Bottom, who had been confined to the
corral for weeks. and went galioping
into town There he fingered about
the hotel until he saw his man and
started boldly toward him. Surprise.
alarm and pitiful fear chased them
selves across Araeon's face as he
stood, but Bud walked proudly by
Good morning, senor.' was all Bud
said. but the look in his eyes was
eloquent Of a grim hereafter.
And instead of hurrying hack to
guard his precious mine Hooker Ioi-
tered carelessIy about town. His
The Elbert County tribune., 1914-09-25

them to halt. Cheated OF his victim at
the first he was claiming the right to
kill. lHr
AS Hooker stood blinded by the
smoke and ashes the fellow took de-
liberate aim and once more his rife
snapped. Then. as the other Mexi-
cans stood agape. surprised at the
failure of the shot, the cannonlike
whang OF Mauser rent the air and
the leader crumpled down in heap
An instant later shrill yell rose
from up the canyon and, as the two
Mexicans started and stared. Amigo
came dashing in upon them. splitting
pistol In one hand and his terrible
'wood-chopping' knife brandIshed
high in the other.
In the dusk his eyes and teeth
cleaned white. his black hair seemed
to bristle with fury. and the CLINT OF
his long knife made light as he
vaulted over the last rock and went
plunging on their track. For. at the
first glance at this huge, pursuing fig
ure. the two Mexicans had turned and
bolted like rabbits. and now, as the
Yaquf whirled In after them. Bud could
hear them sQuealing and scramblng
The Elbert County tribune., 1914-09-25
Empty TITLES.

The emperor of Austria. 1t has been
noted. lays claim to the title marquis
OF Antwerp. If all European sover-
eigns could make good their minor
territorial titles there would. indeed
be reconstruction of the man. The
king of Italy. for instance, is officially
styled king of Sardinia, France. Spain
and England. of Italy and Jerusalem,
OF Greece and Alexandria, of Hamburg
and Sicily. Master of the Deep. King
of the Earth. The king of Spain also
claims to be king of Jerusalem, king
of Galicia Ga title shared with the en-
peror of Austria). and. in addition.
king of Gibraltar, of the West Indies
and of India.
The Elbert County tribune., 1914-09-25
The Land Of Broken Promises
ecryasa.. III. y y..1 =. Ms...y,

That. in truth, is no jest to the
Mexican people. This man has be-
trayed us all. he has ruined the coun-
try and set brother against brother
And now. while we starve because the
mines are shut down, he gathers his
family about him In the city and lives
fat on the money he has stolen
He ran on in this style, after the
| fashion OF the revoltosos, and by the
very commonplace Of his fuiminations
bud was thrown completely OFF his
guard. That was the way they all
talked. these worthless bandit.beggars
that and telling how they loved the
Americanos and then, II they got a
chance. they would stick knife in
your back.
He listened to the big man with a
polite toleration, being careful not to
turn his back. and ate few bites as
he waited. but though II was coming
dusk the Mexicans were in no hurry
to depart. Perhaps they hoped to stop
for the night and get him in his sleep.
| Still they fingered on, the leader sit
ting on a log and continuing his
harangue.
Then. in the middle of a sentence,
and while Bud was bending over the
fire. the Mexican stopped short and
leaned to one side. A tense silence
fell, and Hooker was walked from his
trance by the warning click of gun
lock. Suddenly his mind came back
to his guests. and he ducked like a
flash, but even as he went down he
heard the hammer clack!
The gun had snapped!
Instantly Hooker's hand leaped to
his pistol and he fred from the hip
pointblank at the would-be murderer.
With yell to the others. one OF the
Mexicans sprang on him from behind
and tried to bear him down. They
struggled for moment while Bud
shot blindly with his pistol and went
down fighting.
Bud was giant compared to the
stunted Mexicans, and he threw them
about like dogs that hang on to bear.
With man in each hand he rose to
his feet, crushing them down beneath
him; then. in despair OF shaking OF
his rider. he staggered few steps
and hurled himself over backward into
the fire.
A yell of agony followed their fall
and, as the live Goals bit through the
Mexican's thin shirt. he fought like a
cat to get free. Rocks, pots and ket-
ties were kicked In every direction.
and when Hooker leaped to his feet
the Mexican scrambled up and rushed
madly for the creek.
But. though Bud was free. the bat
tie had turned against him. for in the
brief interval of his fight the other
two Mexicans had run for their guns.
The instant he rose they covered HIM.
Their chief. who by some miracle had
escaped Buds shot. gave a shout for
The Elbert County tribune., 1914-09-25
Better Name.

The dog was a curious creature With
a short body and long dangling ears
The newsboy owner was proud. how
ever, as he held it in leash.
What kindo purp is it?' asked an
acquaintance.
"Dachsunt," replied the newsie-
Dash hound?"
That's what / said"
Dash nothing" the other contempt
uously retorted. sit looks more likA a
hyphen. youngstown Telegram.
The Elbert County tribune., 1914-09-25
A MINISTER'S WIFE
Always
Speaks
a Good
Word
For
Perunl.
Splendid
Woman

Mrs. o. F. McHargue. 147 w. 9Th
ST. Jacksonville. Florida. writes: Il
had catarrh and throat trouble.
Three bottles of Peruna cured me-
AS minister's wife I come In con-
tact with all classes OF people. and
shall always speak good word for
Peruna- / have given trial bottles
to few friends. Wishing you abun-
dant success. I remain. yours truly
The Elbert County tribune., 1914-09-25
Real Boss.

wigg-"Young Bjones thinks he is
born leader" Wagg-"Oh. many q
fellow who thinks he was born to
command marries woman who was
born to countermand," d,"-Philadelphia
Record.
The Elbert County tribune., 1914-09-25
Social Welfare.

wot's this bloomin' mortuarium they
be tarkin' SO much about?
Second Politician-Well. ye see. it's
like this. You don't pay nothin' to no.
body and the government pays it for
ye.
First Politician-Well. that sounds a
bit of all right, don't it.-LonSon
Punch.