The Raymer enterprise., 1914-02-12

But by the all-powerful dspensations OF Provi
dence | have been protected beyond all human
probability and expectation, for had four bullets
through my coat and two horses shot under me
yet escaped unhurt, altho death was leveling my
companions on every side OF me-
We have been most scandalously beaten by
trihing body OF men. but fatigue and want OF
time will prevent me from giving you the details
until have the happiness of seeing you at Mount
Vernon. GEoRCEn
War is not supposed to develop the latent sense
ot humor In commanding general but Washing
tons wit never forsook him. His successful strata
gems were little more than practical Jokes raised
10 the highest power. They always worked"
and then he waited laughing in his military
sleeve, while his fatwitted enemies tried to play
his own tricks back on him. Even in his retreats
ana escapes from the Britsh-as at Long Island
and before Princeton-he laughed and kicked up
nimble heels in the face Of the sursuing enemy.
IL was while his headquarters were in Jersey
that washington perpetrated the great Jersey
Joke sun perpetuated by so many millions. He
told an English traveller named Weld that he
was never SO much annoyed by mosquitoes. for
they used to bite through the thickest boot.
When the war was over the victorious com
mander entertained the vanquished general, Lord
CORVALLIS. at dinner, with some Of the leaders
among the French allies. Washington presided
In calling for toasts. CORVALLIS, with an obiyi
BUSINESS OF the changed conditions that was truly
English. proposed The King Of England as a
subject for high praise
Inc otner guests were in CONSERVATION Would
the presiding genius, on whose very head King
George had set price, resent this as an insult,
The King of England" announced the toast
master general, raising his glass. The guests
gazed at him. transfxed with astonishment
Long may he" continued Washington. Long
may he stay there,"
he pronounced the last two words in a stage
Whisper, with shrug and rueful grimace which
made all the company, including Lorn Corvallis
VINO now saw his mistake, applaud with hearty
laughter; and Washngton's ready humor had
prevented disagreeable complication
After the Revolution. Washington was permit
ted the long-coveted happiness of living peacefully
under his own vine and agtree," as he called It
hundreds OF times in as many letters 1t is great
mistake to think that his life at Mount Vernon
was either stale or stted. Nelly Custis his adopt
cd daughter Is authority for the statement that
reured general was always full Of gayety and
good spirits. surrounding himself with young peo.
pies company. enjoying their lively conversation,
particularly the Jokes" as he once said Nelly
went SO far as to claim that she found no one
quite SO willing to keep pace with her own ex.
travasant spirits as her dear. delightful old fos
ter father.
How washington did enjoy his home when he
was nnally permitted to stay there. Mount Yer.
non was Mecca for pilgrims from all over the
world. He once wrote to Tobias Lear, Unless
some one pops in Unexpectedly Mrs Washington
and myself will do what believe has not within
the last 20 years been done by us-that is, to sit
down to dinner by ourselves!"