Honolulu star-bulletin. [volume] (Honolulu [Oahu, Hawaii]) 1912-2010, 1914-04-30
ULSTER VAR
ONLY VORk OF
DENAGQGES
Orange Author Deplores mis-
leadership" of Carson and
Fellow Countrymen
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BY sEuMAs MAC MASus.

BY ssEuMAs MAC MAyus.
NEW YORK The Orangeman
who used to hate his neighbor for the
love OF God, and break his head for
peace. sake, now wants to lathe Eng
land to prove his loyalty to her and
throttle England to make her love
him. And Sir Edward Carson is trail
ing his coat from Belfast to London
and hack defying England's king and
England's men to tramp on the tail
of it! 80.
Because am an Ulster man., thou
sands of Americans in all corners Of
the country have eagerly asked me
whether the orangemen viii really
right. = ..,.z-...$ =.
Knocking the 0rangemeri, my
Eneighbor, as do, from the soul to the
skin, the question has always caused
me to smile. and / have answered.:
That will depend upon the quality of
the fight" .@@..~. ..r 3d." II.
ais II a Private Fiaht?" q.
You know the story of, the country
man Of mine. who, on entering a
saloon, and being informed by the
agitated barman that a fight WAS pro-
.ceeding in the back parlor, eagerly
asked: Is 1t a private fight, or can
anyone who wishes take q hand?" :
!. If the kind Lord provides a free
for-all ruction of the usual Belfast
hideand-seek, go-as-youpleases type,
with plenty Of shipyard bolts and
nuts for ammunition, the Orangemen
.<,f flo1foek ay,d Tl,r,-xysx.,iJ1 h., .tba f;r
into. it, and the last out. 1t will be
breakfast, dinner and supper to them,
and snaeks between, meals.
But a regular orderly. Christian
like war, where you have got to stand
up and let 100 men, whom you can
hardly see through a spyglass, shoot
holes through you, isn't a fight that
there's any fun in; and your Ulster
Orangemen will have none of that !
thang you. II it ever somes near that
II. will be case OF Two of You hold
shim-one Will do to hold me
AS the orangeman is my; dear, good
friend and neighbor,s with whom ]
have been fraternizing and fighting
all my life, know what i am speak
ing of when / assure You that the
"Ulster Army" thinks as seriously OF
engaging in regular warfare as It
does OF flying over the moon.
War Rumors Joke. 80. = :
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amoainss and win amount ID. All the
seeming 5mafJnesa Of SHARPENING
swords has cool method III, It. And
carson,s briiliant scheme almost won
ont Yet. thougB he fs- finally failing
in his object. he has shown himself as
clever general az ever was beaten
He made the scare so eminently real
.istic that most people. who did not
know Ulster. were deceived. And it
would not have surprised me If some
hands Of them. responding to the
things they read about themselves in
the newspapers, had gone out with
their antiquated guns to work de
struction. s.1 - -
For the most part the destruction.
of course wouId have been behind
the guns. Yet. nevertheless, even that
would have been another deplorable
ending to one of the many things that
are innocently begun in fun. So Car
son himself even began to get ner-
yous Test some Of his followers live
up to the regulations which, overcon1-
ing both ridioule and roasts, he had
almost sueeeeded in giving them.
: fpvl. GIVING 4b. +;roid Enq,uhman .
ooo5 TbaIeso,,,a Scara sTr CarsoS
ei,o 81 - oI,,ro b,a ~tbe uhar.1 Marty
and r.ra h;nsoif tbnn tba white.
~ y ;rs. 49, hny 5aadar of tho grest
ITnionist narty Tthat should rise npon
the rrins His gIns however. mnst
have been stronger than the stage
guns. that he imnorted for his follow.
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