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The Denver star., 1914-07-18
YOU'RE BILIOUS AND cosrivE.

Sick headache, bad breath, sour
stomach. furred tongue and indiges
ton, mean liver and bowels clogged
Clean mp tonight. Get 2Sc bottle OF
DR.. Kings New Life Pills today and
empty the stomach and bowels of fer.
mentinG. gassy foods and waste. A
full bowel movement gives salts
ned. thankful feeling makes you feel
fine. Effective, yet mild. Don't
grippe Csc, at your druggist
Bucklens Arnica Salve for burns.
The Denver star., 1914-07-18
DEATHS.

Elmer Berry. son Of Mrs. Mary Ber
~ Of 3e75 So. Broadway, was shipped
in from kAAsas City for burial. Flu
neral h0eiee not given in at this date
Douglass Undertaking Co.
Henry K9kin who died at County
Hospital. remains at Douglass Under.
taking Co. awaiting burial.
Douglass Undertaking Co.
The Denver star., 1914-07-18

Among those attending the Grand
Lodge Of the q. b. F. and 8. u. T.
At Trinidad this week are e. v. Cam
neil. Grand Nastar. Mrs. l. 0. Tuck.
er. Miss Thelia Tucker, Ogiesby Law.
son. Mrs. E. L. Lawson, Mr.. Daniel
Jones and Mrs. Luther Walton.
The Denver star., 1914-07-18
KANSAS sUNFLoWERs.

Here's to the state of Kansas, yes,
The state without any peers.
For it's Sunflowers, smiles and hap
piness,
The Parisisnne Dancing Academy.
c. DURHAM CAMPBELL,
Manager and Prop
The Denver star., 1914-07-18

Are you going to the Sunflowsr
Dance, Girls, at Fern Hall, Monday
July 2othf lt's going to Be dream.
Mrs. Matte Watkins was the ami.
able hostess at = well appointed
O'Clock dinner. Saturday. compliment
tary to Mrs. Arthur Mae Fleming Ma
son OF New York and Miss Cassie
Fleming OF Colorado Springs.
The Denver star., 1914-07-18

The party given by Mrs. La Belle
johnson Of this city in honor Of Miss
CeliathiA Brandon Of Pueblo. Colo.
happened at the home Of Mr.. and Mrs.
Troy d. Brandon. A large and lively
crowd gathered and the wee sma''
hours caught the merry makers still
enjoying themselves.
The Denver star., 1914-07-18
LAO, Gsi

Ths ssunaaeien for good drsssiNG
llse In . perfectly Attsd corset. -
the "a oeatrtx, the latest creation II
taIiored eersses. Best city rsfersness.
FIT guaranteed. Made BY MISS 0eA-
rRlcE LEWIS, 23Ss oilpin Street,
PHONE YORK ee1e.
The Denver star., 1914-07-18

Mrs. Nelson Won Dickersohn Of 9th
and Larimer Sts., left Tuesday morn
Ing for Grand Lake, Colo. where she
has employment for the summer.
The Denver star., 1914-07-18

Visiting ~ guests to their many
friends arc Mrs. Cora Harris of East
Rio Grande St and Messrs Howard
Robinson and Ralph Motley all from
Colorado Springs. They are thorugh-
ly enjoying Denvers gala week of live
doincs. Mr.. Marion Reed is also in
town from Little Lunnon."
The Denver star., 1914-07-18
NOTICE. PROGRAM ADVERTISING

Hereafter all matter or copy for ad-
vsrtislns programs MUST De IN OUR
OFFICE ONE WEEK BEFORE the
event In order for us TO render salts
faction and give . first class job.
Such work cannot be rushed out In
iese time and bs satissaetory to all
The Denver star., 1914-07-18

The Emancipation Day Celebration
and the sixth annual outing Of the
Rocky Mountain Athletic Club will b.
held At Golden Opera House, Golden.
Colo, Aug. 9Th. Watch the Star for
further particulars.
The Denver star., 1914-07-18

Messrs. Alnkie and Reasoner have
taken over the entire building at
214s-51 champa g.. which contains
the beautiful Nippon hail, with the
svxelIest dancing floor In the city
all for rent at reasonable rates, It
The Denver star., 1914-07-18

Miss Rosale Rice who won the Star
Dearfield contest, is visiting in Trini-
dad as delegate to the S. NJ. T. Con-
vention.
The Denver star., 1914-07-18

Msssrs. hlnkie and Rsasonsr have
taken :. over the entire building at
2i4o-s1 champa St., which eontains
the beautiful Nippon hall. with the
swsllsst dancing floor In the city
Hail for rent at reasonable rates. II
The Denver star., 1914-07-18
If the Spine Is Right

IF the Spine IL Right
The Body L. Right
Does your back sehsf
Are you nsrvousf
pjssasss are caused BY pressure on
Worvo Tissues.
When this pressure 10 relieves esse
h rss-sstabIished.
Adjusting the body 10 tr.nssesmee
into professional success. nerve ~.
e.es are the NEST important tissues
n the body controlling all etncre ~
veu don't believe this, come, 'es ~ ~
seexe Il. chlrepraetie theory 70 sns
arestest ef all. securing higher PSF
eeo4aoe Of eessits than any os"er'
A6ca johnson McCinnis, Nc
Chropraetie Praehhoosr
HAes 1szz VfLTON STREET
Phone York 5000
msA1nur BY APfomInnn
The Denver star., 1914-07-18

Mrs. Arthur Mae Mason Of New
York and Miss Cassie Fleming Of
Colorado Springs, after spending a
most delightful week with their many
friends in Denver, left for Colorado
Springs, Sunday morning.
The Denver star., 1914-07-18

Mrs. Susie Sheridan Of Houston.
Texas. who was visiting In beautiful
Denver ~ the guest Of Mrs. Irene
Brandon. returned home after An en-
joyable trip.
The Denver star., 1914-07-18

FOR SACK COAL, poultry feed, hay
and all kinds Of grain, together with
prompt livery ssrvies, sss the star
Fuel and Feed Co., Five Points. We
do trunk hauling on sundays- Main
s84o7 will bring the goods.
The Denver star., 1914-07-18

Mrs. clay Spates Of 1888 Welton
ST., highly entertained her old school
chums, Mr.. and Mrs. Garland. the
proprietors OF the Oriental Cafe, OF
12nd and LArimer st.
The Denver star., 1914-07-18

The Progressive will give 4 select
picnic at Tolland. July 20.
The Denver star., 1914-07-18

Mrs. J. Il. Goff OF Omaha. Neb.. n
rived Thursday and will be guest o
MIR. and Mrs. Charles N. Burton o
Grant Avenue.
The Denver star., 1914-07-18

Mr. Ed Washington of Salt Lake
City, Utah, is in town visiting his
many friends and was congenial Wis
itor of the Star.
The Denver star., 1914-07-18

Mrs. ". J. Mcdaniel of Hot Springs.
Arkansas, 10 visiting her sister. Miss
Mary Jordan of 1898 Glenarm.
The Denver star., 1914-07-18

Mrs. C. H. Clark's daughter. Mrs
Lottie Hayes. wife of Reverend Hayes
are expected from Hope, KY. to spend
the midsummer months in Colorado.
The Denver star., 1914-07-18

The big water melon cutting At Col.
orado Springs and Manttou on Aug.
18th. Free melons will be given away
on the trains. Come to the big feed.
free.
The Denver star., 1914-07-18

HELP THE BLIND TO see AND
LAUGH.
0y Ouyine . ticket to the Dixie Boys
Oensfit EntsrtAinment It 9horter's,
July 18th, for Ora Marshall. the blind
Odd Fellow. Admission 26c. "Put .
little sunshine In hIs ths, BY spending
quarter"
The Denver star., 1914-07-18

For trapdrums and piano. see Gene
Montgomery.
The Denver star., 1914-07-18

Mrs. L. J. Watson received the sad
intelligence of the death Of her broth
er in Mobile. Ala
The Denver star., 1914-07-18

FOR GALE cHEAP-orientaI cafe
with first Glass railroad portsrs
trade. osst paying restaurant In city.
Call At 2z2o larimer st. see Garland.
The Denver star., 1914-07-18

Mrs. Lisxie DeNeal is expected thi
week from the Great Northwest.
The Denver star., 1914-07-18
REAL EsTATE BARGAIN.

Small payment down and little At
time will buy . home. See 8. A.
Bondurant, 8 East nth Ave. Phone
Main 3433.
The Denver star., 1914-07-18
She IL Talking About Coming
Events.

July 1e-0ra Marshall Benefit,
Shorter. Admission 26c.
July 3o-citixsns Of Denver, Glacier
Lake Picnic.
July 20-Progressives Select Picnic
ct Tolland.
Aug. 4-R. n. A. C. outing at Golden
opera house, Golden. Colo.
The Denver star., 1914-07-18

Mrs. VIII Hall OF 1114 Acoma ST.,
royalty entertained at dinner, July IL,
the m-District Grand Master of Odd
Fellows, Mr.. Chas. A. Burton and his
estimable wife, Mrs. Burton and Mrs.
MelsinA Jones' Mrs. Hall established
her reputation as one of the lively
and best entertainers of West Denver.
The Denver star., 1914-07-18

0sads made to order BY Mrs. Lizzie
Foster. Glass work. Prices reason
able. ADDRESS 2121 Stout.
The Denver star., 1914-07-18

TRY RICE 4 RicE's ICE CREAM
and Ices, homemade bread, pies and
cakes. Your orders are solicited for
parties and church entertainments.
Phone champa 243.
The Denver star., 1914-07-18

You can find Monroe Dsnnie At 1925
21st St., At Carrie Z Carrie barber
shop.
The Denver star., 1914-07-18

IF ANY OF OUR SUBSCRIBERS
FAIL TO GET THEIR PAPERS,
PLEASE PHONE THIS OFFICE,
cAAMPA 2se2, OR SEND POSTAL
CARD.
The Denver star., 1914-07-18

Mr.. Russell Garrison, formerly of
Denver. but now of Salt Lake, enter
tained royalty at o'clock dinner,
"Wednesday night, complimentary to
Miss Cassie Fleming of Colorado
Springs and Mrs. Arthur Mae Mason
Of New York. An auto ride to city
park and Lakeside completed very
delightful evening.
The Denver star., 1914-07-18

Moore are now at their home in Chi
cago, 5437 Federal on the Boulevard.
The Denver star., 1914-07-18

Midsummer Fest every ruesda,
night at Manhattan Beach. Join the
crowd and enjoy yourself. Uno v. c
Club. ~
The Denver star., 1914-07-18

Remember every dollar you spend
In Dearfield. Colorado, you may spend
It again.
The Denver star., 1914-07-18
NOTICES TO Be PAID FOR.

Resolutions. The price Of room rent,
ads and other liners that are run on
4 monthly rate Of SOC must be paid
In advances ~ we are unable to carry
them at % email 4 rate and pay .
collectors oommission. No items Of
Owing 70 the Increased cost Of pub.
iieation, Il becomes necessary 10
make nominal charge Of SOC, pay
able in advance, for all Cards Of
Thanks, notices Of coincidence and
this nature accepted without = cash
payment.
YOU ae, what you 90 after, IF YOU
GO AFTER IT TO GET IT-by advsr>
tisins in the Star.
The Emancipation Day Celebration
and the sixth annual outing Of the
Rocky Mountain Athletic Club will bs
held at Golden Opera House, Golden,
Colo, Aug. 9Th. Watch the Star for
further pArttculars.
The Denver star., 1914-07-18

MRS. JESSIE BRYANT
Dress Making
Satisfaction Guarantees
1852 Arapahoe
Hopkinsville Kentuckian., 1914-09-24
HAD NO CHANCE TO. LOSE
Young Mans Wager Manifestly Un'
fair, Owing to the Conditions That
Were imposed.

There was no sound except the
faint and regular tick of a watch.
Otherwise silence and gloom pervad-
ed the elegantly furnished drawing
room.
In one chair sat beautiful girl,
her lips tightly closed, her eyes star
ing straight before her, and her ev-
cry muscle tense with a powerful ef-
fort of self-control. In another sat
a young man whose face expressed
seriousness but confidence. In his
hand he held an open watch which
he observed closely, only raising hi;
eyes now and then to glance at the
beautiful girl, who seemed to be il
such agony.
Five seconds, ten, fifteen, twenty
seconds passed. The position of nei
ther the young man nor beautiful
girl had changed. Suddenly her eye;
cleaned with a wild light, her bosom
heaved, she clasped her hands con.
yulsively, and
Il must speakp' burst from her
bloodless lips.
''Twenty-four seconds" said tht
young man, as he closed the watch
and put it back into his pocket. 'You
lose the caramels by six seconds ex-
actly."
He had bet on a sure thing, but
she wot not.
Hopkinsville Kentuckian., 1914-09-24
CHATTELS.

The word "chattels" is of French
origin and means goods of any kind,
Chattels were originally divided into
real and personal chattels.
Chattels real were property an
nexed to or concerning real estate,
as a lease for years for land. Per-
sonal chattels were such things as
were movable, as animals, jewelry,
grain, machinery, goods and property
of like kind. Chattel mortgages
were not in use as early as real es-
tate mortgages, and the reason is
that at first all property of value
was in the land.
The first use of personal property
as security for the payment of debt
was by putting the property up as
a pledge, in which case the creditor
held the property and returned it to
the owner when the money was paid
Hopkinsville Kentuckian., 1914-09-24
After The War Is Over.

The ideal map which the War of
the Kaisers is to recreate would show
a Commonwealth Of Hungary-such
as kossuth contemplated-and a re-
organization Of Poland, fulfilling the
dreams of SobiesH and Kosciusko.
The Gar has already promised free
dom to the Poles. This can be ac-
compished by the recession of the
territory taken from them from time
to time and portioned out between
Russia, Austria and Prussia. Itwould
show the Kingdoms of Bavaria, Sax
ony and Wuerttemberg as they were
before they were brought unwilling
ly into an Empire too strong for the
good of all. 1t would show the re-
storation to Italy of the Italian pro-
vinces now held by Austria. 1t
would show the recovery Of Alsace-
Lorraine by France, along with the
return of Schleswig-Holstein back to
Denmark. Itwould show the extern
sion of the Belgian border to the
Rhine. 1t would show. likewise.
territorial Encouragement of num-
ber of Grand Ducal misfts, repair
ing a series of wrongs which, though
old, still rankle. How does the
World figure it out that these chang
es in the map of Europe would be
"a crime against civilization"
Certainly, Germany will have to
pay money forfeit-especial Y to
Belgium-reimbursing France for
the milliards wrung as indemnity by
Bismarck. To stop there would be
like fining a rich automobilist for
speeding. To be effective and per-
manent there will need to be a Jail
sentence, Austria must be recon-
structed on racial lines, but shorn of
imperial pretension and power, and
Prussia must learn to know and keep
her place. 1t may not be insisted
that Wilhelm step down and out,
though he will have to take a back
seat; but autocracy, absolutism, ar
bitrary power must and will have to
go.-Courier-Journal,
Hopkinsville Kentuckian., 1914-09-24

When Landlord Gave "Move On" Or
ders the Animal Objected and
Remained Victor.

A tramp was sitting on fallen
tree along the banks of Alum creek
one Sunday afternoon, and beside
him lay big coach dog. The owner
Of The land, who happened to come
along just as the observer was get
ting picture of the pair, ordered
the tramp from the place. The
tramp, however, looked up indiffcr-
emily at the landlord and made no
oliort to obey TIE command.
The owacr then proceeded to pick
M a large stick to drive the tramp
cwey. just at this time the big dog
raised his head and began to growl.
As the man came forward to use the
weapon upon the vagrant the dog
arose and stationed himself in front
Of his master. In the animals eye
there came an angered look, and he
growled viciously at the landlord,
who lost his nerve and retreated,
promising, however, that he would
have a constable attend to the tramp.
After the owner had departed the
tramp lazilN lay down by the log,
stretched his arms and proceeded to
take nap. The dog lay down beside
him, placed his head across the
tramp's knees and watched the land
lord until he was out of sight. Ev-
cry time a passerby would happen
to walk near the tramp the dog
would raise his head and watch him
until he had passed.-Columbus Dis.
patch.
Hopkinsville Kentuckian., 1914-09-24

But, Considering the Cost, EnoIishrsn
In the Future VIII Accept the
American Method.

A prominent Philadelphia attor-
ney is not lacking, either in humor
or in what the Scot calls "canni-
ness"
Some years ago he was employed
by a wealthy English syndicate,
which had many and valuable invest
ments in the United States, to look
after interests here. Since it was
impossible to tell in advance just the
nature and character of the services
he would render no price was agreed
upon in advance. After a years at
tention to its affairs in a manner
highly satisfactory to the syndicate
he presented a bill for the years
work for $4,000, Jumping the whole
thing, as is the custom of high-class
American lawyers, instead of render
ing an itemized statement of the sew
eral acts Of service.
In England, however, a lawyer
itemizes his bill like a corner grocer,
putting in a charge for every letter
written and even for postage stamps
used. Accordingly the Philadelphia
attorneys method did not suit the
conservative Britons, who, welded to
their immemorial custom, returned
the bill, saying they would not con-
slider it unless duly itemized.
Without a word he put a clerk to
two hours work making out such an
itemized statement. When complet-
ed, he attached the following:
"To making out itemized state
ment, as per instructions, $3.50"
The bill was paid-with the sug-
gestion that thereafter they would be
content to follow the American
method.
Hopkinsville Kentuckian., 1914-09-24
FALSE ALARM.

The sexton was showing the holi-
day party round the church, when
some one asked him if he feared a
suffragette attack. "I'd quite a turn
the other morning" said the sexton.
81 see one of our ladies going in the
church with 'ammer in FER 'and. l
crept up behind her and says Not
'ere.' She turns around quite upset,
and says, How dare you think Pm
going to break windows? It's that
Mrs. X who shares my pew and will
use my hassock. I'm going to nail
it to the floor in my place. And she
did that" t."-Manchester Guardian.
Hopkinsville Kentuckian., 1914-09-24
McCracken County.

Paducah, KY, Sept. By a ma.
jority of SIS the county and city went
wet in Mondays local option elec.
tion, which passed off quietly, nc
disorder being reported anywhere,
The majority, which was decisive,
was surprise to the leaders for 10.
cal option and many vets, who be.
lieved that the contest would be close.
The city gave majority of l ,382 for
wet. The county outside the city
went for the dries by a majority OF
364. The vote was counted quickly
all of the returns being in before
o'clock.
Hopkinsville Kentuckian., 1914-09-24
DavieSs County.

Owensboro. KY, Sept. 23.-The
"wets" won in Daviess county and
the city of Owensboro by majority
of 649. The vote in the city was:
"Wets," 2,240, and dry" 1,22S. In
the county: "Dries," 5000, and
"wets," 2,700. When the result OF
the election became known, thous.
ands of "wet" advocates paraded the
streets headed by the Third regi
ment band. The election was
marked with a good deal of bitter
ness on both sides. Daviess county,
which raises much corn, is one of
the biggest distillery centers in the
country. The "wets" argued that
every dry" vote was a vote against
the county's prosperity.
Hopkinsville Kentuckian., 1914-09-24

Patient Watching Under Nest Of Pc
wees Led st Last 70 Their
undoinp.

Benjamin l.. Dulaney, naturalist
and owner of coal properties, who
owns a big reservation partly situ-
ated in the city of Bristol, Tenn,
where birds from all parts of the
country have found AN asylum, was
kelling an incident which showed
that, with all the protection human
beings may throw about birds, a
chance action of those same protec-
tors may defeat their own purpose.
Il have seldom regretted anything
more than an incident one day last
week." said Mr.. Dulaney. IL have
been much interested in a pair Of
pewees, and the fact that year after
y Oar they have built their nest in
the same spot. There is only one
tiny place on the whole Of the porte
cochere of my house which cat can
not reach, and this they selected.
Twice year they reared a brood,
and in the spring they always came
back. The cat strolled about and
glanced covetously up as the father
bird came home with his wife's din
ner, but the pewees remained safe.
''But one night last week my son
came home late and left the automo-
bile standing under the porte cochere
all night. When / went down in
the morning l noticed that the top
of the car was only two feet below
the pewees' nest. Then my gaze
was caught by a mess of twigs and
feathers | saw, partly on the top of
the machine, partly on the ground.
l looked in the car. The cat was
curled up on the seat in sleek, con-
tented slumber. The only chance she
had had to get at the birds she had
taken"
Hopkinsville Kentuckian., 1914-09-24
MAKES GOOD USE or LAsso
Barge Captain In New York River
Keeps Rope Handy for "klds Al
ways TumbIino In"

Capt. William Brockway, in charge
Of the Mary Mccarthy, a grain
barge, lying at Sixty-third street and
the East river, believes in being pre-
pared for all emergencies, so when
John Caciopo fell off the stringpiece
and came up gurgling and yelling
as loud as his seven-year lungs would
let him the captain merely smiled.
Every one else ran around wildly.
"That's easy" commented the cap
tain. He stepped to the cabin and
took from its peg one Of the numer-
GUS coils Of rope hanging there. He
arranged it quickly but carefully,
whirled a big loop around his head
few times and then dropped a nice
round circle over the sputtering boys
head. He gave the rope a couple of
quick jerks, the moose frightened, and
in less than a minute from the time
the boy had gone overheard the cap
tain was pulling him out of the
water.
Policeman Brown had summoned
Doctor Beard from Flower hospital,
but when the physician arrived about
all the boy needed was a good spank
ing. His mother looked willing and
capable for that duty.
81 always have a rope with a moose
ready in summer" said Captain
Brockway, as. they took the boy away.
"Kids are always tumbling into the
water-dnd Pm always pulling 'em
out. New York Herald.
Hopkinsville Kentuckian., 1914-09-24
THE HORRORS OF WAR.

"Any new war news on the wire ?"
asked the managing editor of the
Evening Ochre.
B "Nothing doing" replied the tele-
, graph editor.
"Well, change a word in the scare
head over the old stuff and get out
an EXTRA" ordered the NJ. E.-Cin-
cinnati Enquirer.
Hopkinsville Kentuckian., 1914-09-24
Chief of Police Killed.

Police Chief R T. Thurman. aged
80 Of Glasgow, was shot and killed in
city that Saturday. He had arrested
Louie Pace and M lton Mansfeli and
had started to the town with them.
When near the pubic square a shot
was heard and a moment after the
officer WAS found and died IN a few
minutes.
Hopkinsville Kentuckian., 1914-09-24
HER POST.

Margaret-How does your friend
Mrs. Brown stand on the suffrage
question?
Anna-She's doing picket duty.
Margaret-Doing picket duty
what, for suffrage?
Anna-Oh, no she's on the fence.
Christian Register.
Hopkinsville Kentuckian., 1914-09-24

The managers Of the Hopkinsville
Building & Loan Association are
Geo. c Long. Pres't. j. D. McGow-
an. r A. Rogers, c. w. Ducker and
W. A. Long, The secretary, John
Sites. the Treasurer. Thos. w.
Bong. Office at the First National
B ipk Advertisement.
Hopkinsville Kentuckian., 1914-09-24
EXACTLY.

80 the police are going to arrest
all now who go over the 1S-mile limit
in the Streets"
"Yes; that's where the new regu-
lation pinches."
Hopkinsville Kentuckian., 1914-09-24

Mr.. Farmer-Great gosh, Susan,
it's raining cats and dogsl
Mrs. Farmer-Oh, dear. III bet
anything that one NV them airships
that wuz carryin' the circus has
blown up.
Hopkinsville Kentuckian., 1914-09-24
USEFUL GARMENT.

81 think she is working that gown
to excess"
"How SOP"
"She was May queen in it, gradu-
ated in it, and now she is going to
wear it to be married in."-Louis-
vile CQurier-Journal.
Hopkinsville Kentuckian., 1914-09-24
A PASSING SALUTE.

Truck Farmer-Did Jupiter Plu-
vius visit you last week?
Gardener-No, just passed and
halloed ''howdy' through the win.
dow.
Hopkinsville Kentuckian., 1914-09-24
THE AGE OF INVENTION.

Mrs. Binks-My back is most
broken.
Mr.. B.-What have you been do
ing?
Mrs. B.-Trying TO fix some labor
saving machinery so it will work.
Hopkinsville Kentuckian., 1914-09-24
GREAT RELIEF FOR PA.

''What did papa say when you
asked him for my hand %
'He didn't say anything. He fell
on my neck and wept"
Hopkinsville Kentuckian., 1914-09-24
NO SECURITY.

"Remember, the founders of this
country pledged their sacred honor" 1"
81 don't remember, though, that
they raised any great amount of cash
on the pledge"
Hopkinsville Kentuckian., 1914-09-24
HOW COULD THEY7

81 understand women are going to
wear their skirts fuller this year."
"How can they? If they were
filled any more they'd bust"
Hopkinsville Kentuckian., 1914-09-24
ITS LOCALITY.

"Pop, l want to know something"
"Well, Jimmy?"
as the washing of the waves done
On the seaboard?"
Hopkinsville Kentuckian., 1914-09-24
HE DOESN'T HAVE TO.

City Boarder-I suppose you hatch
all these chickens yourself?
Farmer-No; we've got hens for
that purpose.
Hopkinsville Kentuckian., 1914-09-24
IN BOTH SENSES.

'When money talks what does it
ssy?'
81 guess its principal remark is
Buy-buy.'"
Hopkinsville Kentuckian., 1914-09-24
A STRONG HINT.

"My dear fellow, you rich men are
lucky. Here when you want a coun-
try home you have all kinds of sites
about you"
"Yes-including parasites"
Hopkinsville Kentuckian., 1914-09-24
A THIRSTY LUMlNARY.

"You can't hitch your wagon to
one star, ! know"
"Why not!"
"Not if it is a water wagon"