The evening herald. [volume] (Albuquerque, New Mexico) 1914-1922, 1914-07-17

49," 49, -
WE NOTE with pleasure hat a
heavy rain has fallen in the Missouri
desert.
THIS SHOULD encourage the dry
farmers ia the Missouri valley.
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ONE HUNDRED DEGREES of
kansas temperature IL some heat.
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IT'S SO LONGER BLEEDING, it's
Boiling Kansas.
.
PUT WHY WORRY? We arc not
harvest hands.
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AFTER ATTENDING Secretary
Lanes birthday dinner the president
had indigestion. The rule works
even with an executive stomach.
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WHEN 1T COMES 10 getting on
the band wagon Mexican fcdorals can
give points to a New Mexico pol
itician.
.
HAVING LOST his voice and his
reputation for financial acumen. Il II
not TO be wondered that 1911 Rookie
Teller is willing Co give up his scat
on the stock exchange.
3
ONE CHICKEN SHOW at a time
Is enough for any bunch of men.
.
THE INVENTOR Of the player
piano died yesterday In Now York.
But his work goes on forever.
O.
THE SANTA FE claim department
Is unreasonable. Santiago Caracas
hurro might Just as easily have been
a pedigreod jack.
sANTIAGO's moderation Is com
mendable.
GUNBoAT SMITH should have re-
memborod that Il isn't done. Ba JoVe.
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SILVER CITY Normal school has
turned out twenty-six bachelors of
pedagogy. nineteen Of whom are
ladies'. who says New Mcxlco's edu-
catlonal institutions are not efficient?
o.
DEAH OLD HAAYAAD can't beat
that.
o
OTHERWISE superintendent White
thinks the 81. Paul convention was
quite all right.
o
THE NEW JERSEY judge who
says "A mans agreement 20 pay his
wife money Is not binding gives no
news 10 "a lot Of ome
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BUT THE SAID JUDGE will be
up against the real thing when WON
en- get the vote in New Jersey.
THE ENGLISH CHANNEL, gcog-
raphcrs tell us. Is nowhere more thar
300 feet deep. But that IL deeI
enough for all necessary purposes.
including sca-sicknoss and drowning
q
THERE ARE MORE than 200 spe'
cies Of Insects that infcst books
Scientific American. The common OF
garden variety Of book worm In the
least destructive.
.
JUDGE KLINEFELTER. editor ol
tho Obar Progress. says that Gurini
the recent rains IN Quay county M
noticed an old barrel lying out II
~, open. with both ends out. TIT
Judge SAYS the rain fell throueh IN
bunrholc so fast both euds becam'
~congosted and the barrel burst.
.
PENNSYLVANIA MAN has beoi
arrested for cmhcxziinE snakes. Per
sons having snakes ia dry territnfl
should conserve them carefully. TIT
supply r. getting short
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"UOWLERS."
4. savage iandor's recent book 81
his sufferings in South America ~
minds one Of his SIN more harrow
ing experiences In Tibet, n recall
thc amusing mlsinterprctntion Of IN
first report OF his exploration In al
Australian paper. The cable rates he
ing high. the news b. condensed al
much as possible and IN the expan
sinn of Il more knowledge ~ h sub
iect b. sometimes required than
available. The dispatch as received
was certainly blind enough ia eXcusl
any misconccptinn.
savage landor arrived peters
bures from tibet suffering hands
natives.
As expanded aud published In TIA
Melbourne Times Il read.
] 4 y a landoi got Into 81.
Petersburg yesterday and the
people Of the city wcre terrified.
After considerable difficulty the
beast. which came from Tibet.
was captured. taken 90 a remote
place and there dispatched. II
l. said that this Is the first anil
NAL OF the sort ever seen In Rus
STA. How ho reached the city
, after his fights with the natives
! OF Tibet. which IA a comparative
o IS unknown country, Is "a mys-
D terry.
But AZ an expansionist the Aus
. trallan can be matched By the Amer
: lean Journalist who. coming acros
p the words "charlemange tower dec
Grated In the cabled account o