The Cairo bulletin., 1914-08-23
Troubles Of Anti-Sallivaniicj<s
III Parable by Prominent.
Illinois Editor.
CARTER HARRIS0N'S
SUBJECTS IN REbTLLf0N
Triple Alliance Unable 10 Held Its
Legions Together to M5&e
Wcr on Comnop People
by Joseph NJ. Page, Editor Jerscyville
Democrat

by Joseph NJ. Page, Editor JerscyViIle
Democrat.
And IL came to pass in those days
that Roger, the Sullivanite, girded up
his loins. and Caid, 10, the field Ia
open, the people are many, and
will seek a place In the house of the
mighty called the Senate" And the
Dunuoitcs, the Cartertes and the fol-
lowers OF Ham, the Hirsuteite, said,
Nay, we are the rulers over tho
tribes of Illinois and when we say 10
our servants so, they goeth, and when
say unto them, come, they cometh.
therefore the Lord has made us to
rule over the poor and ignorant peo-
pie who know not what Is for their
good. and We viii rise up and smite
this Sulliyanite upon the hip and his
feet will turn inward and his scalp
Ghall danglc ut our belt because he
assumCth too much. Beside, he
cometh from the city of the wicked
where dWeIleth the money changers,
the sellers OF strong drink, the hariote,
md the rulers OF the state, therefore
the poems, the meek and lowly, called
the Common People, who dwell not in
the tents Of the wicked, but live upon
the plains. should be given this high
and exalted Office" And they said,
I'VE will consult William, the Bryan
tie. who can see no virtue In any Sui
nvanite, and he viii sound aloud tho
trumpet from the Chautauquas and
say Nay. verify. the tribe OF Sulli-
van must not prevail ! will smite
him as did Samson the Phillstines.
And the Dunneites cried aloud and
said in their glee THE iaw-bone will
still prevail and the Sulliyanites sure
~ will fall"
And Carter. king OF the wicked city
by the lake. had taken himself to the
forests Of Lebanon, called Mount
Huron, and he beheld tho iniquity OF
the great city called Chicago, because
his eyes were lately opened and 1t
grieved him sorely and he knelt In
the dust and cried aloud because the
sins Of the ward called First" were
so great, and the people so ungodly
and the rulers thereof, Hinky, sur
named Kenna, and John Of the Bath
cared so little for the purity OF his
reign, and he said. "As the Lord llveth.
I must smlte them. hip and thigh. be-
cause the reformers are onto me and
| con no longer disguise my acts"
And from afar OFF, he sent forth the
edct that these vile men must be
destroyed. unless. forsooth, they puri-
fed themselves by doing his bidding,
and he called together the Dunneites.
the Carterites and the Hirsuteites and
said unto them "My soul Is filed
with distress and anguish Mt the do
ings of these ungodly men. For 10,
these many years, they have been my
faithful servants and have done my
bidding. but they have now betrayed
me and joined the Sullvanites, hence
they must be cast out from the sons
Of men and sent into outer darkness,
where they viii gnash their teeth,
because they are misguided sect.
stencil in the nostrils OF the good
and pure. Oh woe is me that ! ever
consented to permit SO vile and de-
graded people to rule under me, but
mine eyes are now open and | see
the iniquitv Of the ward called First"
And he called upon his great men and
his centurions and ordered them to
buckle on the armor of righteousness
and smite the iniquitous," unless, for
sooth, they came into camp. But
alas, the weapon he used was the
same as that used by Samson and
1t availeth naught among the wicked
In these days And Hinl1y, surnamed
Kenna and John the Bath, said, Go
to. are we not thine man-servants?
Have We not done thy bidding these
many years, have we not fought &hy
battles among these TeformerB and
and made thee king five times? Why
then dost thou persecute us?' But
King Carter stiffencd his neck and
turned his face against the rulers of
the ward called First and smote them
savagely upon their wrists, crying out
in a voice of thunder, Go to- thou
flends of darkness, unless you forsake
the tribes of Erin and the Sullivanites
will lay thee low, but If thou doest
as /, the king, shall say, even to the
smallest jot and little, then shall thy
sins be as white as snow"
And there was weeping and wailing
and gnashing OF teeth among the
clans of Hinky the Dink and John of
the Bath, because, forsooth, they
wished not to do the bidding OF King
Carter, and, mo- rer, they wished
much less to be good.
And the Common People liked not
the ways of the followers OF Dunno
and Carter and Ham, and said: Give
Us cur choice, we care not for this new
king, but We desire Roger. the son Of
Sullivan of the tribes Of Erin" And
the people have risen ia their might
and In September which Is the ninth
month, and on the mir tn day thereof,
they WIN cast their ballots and sweep
all before them ard the Dunneites and
Cartorites. and tre Hgsuteites will
fall before he onslaught Of battle and
viii be gathered to their fathers
Selah. J. NJ. P.