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Evening star. [volume] (Washington, D.C.) 1854-1972, 1914-02-01
woMAN.s CLUB OF BETHESDA.

NOMAN'S GU h OF BEL Ii ESDA.
The Woman's Club of Bethesda held AT
open meeting Tuesday at Chevy Chase
Seminary. with Mrs. Samuel NJ. Barker
as hostess. John Barrett. director gen
eral of the Pan-American Union, was the
guest of the club. and addressed a large
assembly in the auditorium of the semi
nary. His subject concerned the work
the clubwomen of Montgomery county
and District of Columbia. the students
of Mrs Bankers school and members Of
the faculty. a musical program lent
variety to the exercises. Miss Nellie
Wheatley. member Of the Friday and
ton and organist of st. Johns Episcopal
Church. at Bethesda. played series of
Spanish dances arranged by Pauer.
Miss Corinne Lockett. a student of the
seminary. sang the soprano aria from
the Queen of Sheba,' by Gounod She
organist of the Ascension p. +. Church
of the District. Felix GarZglia rem
dered the Chant glamour by Stojow-
sky. and LISTS "Rhapsodie. No. s." Mr..
GarziSlia is rarely heard in re,itals and
this departure from his rule was appre-
ciated by his hearers After the pro
gram reception was rendered Mr.. Bar
rett by Mrs. Parker Assisting her in
| receiving were Mrs. ]. W. Townsend,
president of the County Federated Clubs
Mrs. Franklin c. Getzendaerner president
of the Bethesda Club; the vice presidents.
Mrs. Eleanor T. Cronin. Mrs Morris L..
CroXall and the chairman of the caIen-
-lar committee, Mrs. Enoch G.. johnson.
Afternoon tea was served by the young
ladies of the school. The next meeting
town house of Mrs. Gilbert tiroSvenor
and DR.. Mary Sherwood of Baltimore will
speak on Social Hygiene and Its Relation
| to Eugencs.
Evening star. [volume] (Washington, D.C.) 1854-1972, 1914-02-01

Ii matters little what it is that YOU
waut-whether "a situation servant
a want ad in The Star will reach the
person who will fill your need
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Pull SHERIDAN. W. r. G.

The last council meeting of the Won
"ns Relief Corps. under the direction of
the department president, Mrs. Title d.
Entrlkin, was held Thursday at head
quarters. 1920 Park road A full council
WAS present. All business pertaining to
the years work was completed in readi-
ness for the department convention.
winch VIII convene Tuesday evening at
q. y. K. Hall. The retiring president
served a collation.. at which Comrades
Entrikin and Thatcher We're special
guests.
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MONTGOMERY COUNTY E. f. $. J..

VI
The Montgomery County Equal Fran
chise Suffrage Association met Thursday
afternoon IN the Interstate club rooms,
1906 G. street northwest. The president,
Mrs Jessie Waite Wright of Forest Glen.
presided Among the guests were Mrs.
William E.llicott. president ~ the Mary
land State Federation of Woman's clubs;
Mrs. Charles Ellicott aud Miss Roberts.
secretary of the Maryland State Equal
Franchise all of Baltimore; Miss Boggs
of Tennessee, Mrs. Bicknell of North
Carolina and DIR. Margaret Clark of Wa
terloo, Iowa.
,, Mrs t.llicott gave an account OF the
| MARYLAND campaign for the suffrage
amendment. She also commended the
Interstate Club for its effort to secure Il
suffrage headquarters i'll this city. and
promised the cooperation of the Mary
land league. The Baltimore party were
the guests at luncheon of the county
president. Mrs. Wright The association
agreed TO hold its future meetings at
the Interstate Club rooms. Difficulty of
reaching one point OF the state from
another makes it more convenient for
Montgomery county organizations 10
meet in Washington. Other county so
cieties are expected to make the Inter
state Club rooms their meeting place.
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'of the session hy Michael ClcpaIch the
retirln" president, and later by Maurice
Bernstein, who installed the new officers.
me outside entertainment committee
was gwen authority to arrange for Il
dahce later IN the season and for two
summer excursions. NJ: Goldsten sang
several solos accompanied on the piano
ny ms sister: McssrS. Nushuitz and
Neinstein entertained with original songs,
ana MeSsrS. Abrams and Bachrach also
sang. y dancing program followed.
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MCKINLEY CIRCLE. NO. =. l.. q. 4.

MCKINLEY CIRCLE. NO. . l.. q. 4. r.
The installation of the officers Of Viii
liam Mckinley Circle. No. >, Ladies' of
the g. y. r.. held Monday evening
lows: Mrs. Mary Millisan. president
Mrs. Sarah Stiles. senior vice: Mrs
Witham, junior vice: Mrs. Julia Lcavitt
secretary: Mrs. Clarinda Marks. treas
urer; Mrs Asenath J. Case, chaplain;
Mrs. Laura Holt, conductor: Mrs Char
ity Chase. guard; Mrs. Lotto johnson.
assistant conductress: Mrs. Martha FL
more. assistant guard. Mrs. Flora Ed
wards will be the delegate to the ma
tional convention to be held in Detroit.
Mrs Julia Leavitt. in behalf of the cir
Gle. presented a gold pin to the retiring
president. Mrs. Sarah 5. Poynton, and
bouquet of carnations to the installing
officer. Mrs. Case.
Resolutions protesting against an inc
briate asylum in the National Capital,
were adopted and sent to the Senate Dis
trict committee. At the close Of the
meeting refreshments We're served and
present.
LEAGUE \. T. ".
At a special meeting of the League
of American Pen Women. held Mon
day night at the Raleigh Hotel Mrs
Belle Harpster Hartness Of London
gave an illustrated lecture What Was
the Star of Bethlehem" In opening the
subject from an artistic standpoint. "A
number of slide reproductions We're
chosen. including Humans The Angel
Appears to the Shepherds" and The
Alteration of the MaGi'' and star Of
bethlehem" from the Surne-J Jones win
doWs IN birmingham Cathedral. The
scientific and astronomical discussion
Of the subject was illustrated with
slides from the French and Heidelberg
observatories showing IIalley'S comet
the great nebula in Andromeda, spiral
nebula, the birth of worlds by creative
impact and many other phases of in
torstellar activity.
YOUNG WILLING HELPERS
The Young Willing Helpers held a short
meeting at Flynn's Hall last Sunday
which was presided over at the opening
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VIRGINIA CHAPTER. d. +. p.

t The Virginia Chapter, Daughters o.
| Founders and Patriots. met Tuesday
afternoon with the state president. Mrs
| William Edward Calender. at the New
Berne. The names of two new candi-
dates for membership We're proposed. As
the members live in all parts of the state
only those living in Washington and vi
cinity We're present.
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,APIToL HILL HISTORY GLIB.

CAPITOL Hill. HISTORY CLtB.
The Capitol Hill History club met at
the residence of Mrs. Joseph DaSne- 81;
East Capitol street. for its current meet
ing. with "A large membership and sew
eraI visitors in attendance. President
Mrs. Rorke presided. and after disposinS
of regular business before the club the
study program opened.
Mrs l.. Il. Slime discussed ''tustavus
Adolphus. 1611-16s2': Mrs. o. H. Briggs
described the cities of Stockholm and
Skansen.'' and Mrs. J. y. Meyer had the
current event Latest Developments
from Kenyon Bill.
After adjournment the hostess. assisted
by Mrs Powell and Mrs. Stafford. served
refreshments.
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ANTHONY LEAGUE,

The Anthony League held an at
home Tuesday afternoon at its rooms
in the Portner. Mrs. Louise F.. Earle
delivered an address on "Eugeuics"
The monthly business meeting of the
league was held Thursday evening. at
which arrangements We're made for a
series of art lectures to be given later
in the month. Nine. Montford will
speak Tuesday afternoon on the Boy
hood of Jesus and Senator John d.
Works Will talk Thursday evening in
the parlors of the Portncr on the sub
Jcct of Equal Suffrage
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LEAGJl l. A. +. ".

YOUNG WILLING HELPERS
The Young Willing Helpers held short
meeting at Flynn's Hall last Sunday
which was presided over at the opening
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of Wisconsin Mrs. Hattie ., Ewing,
Lemuel Warner and J. 6. Kent Those
present We're: Mr.. and Mrs. NJ. NJ. Cor
don. Mr. and Mrs. !. q. Kent. Mr. and
Mrs. J.. Warner. Mrs. James Mckee,
Mrs. James y. Frear Of Wisconsin.
Charles Forsythe, Mrs. NJ. L. Harvey.
Mrs Rryson. Mrs. Flora Hamilton, Mrs.
Ella Page. Mrs Clara kalstrom. Mrs.
G. +. Gilbert. r.: Mrs. L. q. law
son. Mrs. +. NJ. Drummond. Mrs. Philip
Brittner. Mrs. Jennie r. Cuisick. Mrs II.
MacDowell. Miss Marie McElroy. Miss
Alice Conkln, Frederick Miller. Mrs. W.
NJ. FarroW. Arthur b. White. ]. w.
Davis. Miss Marguerite Frear. Miss Del
Gilbert Miss l.. Aver, Herbert NJ. Sale,
Mrs. Charles Schotield, Mrs. Jennie Ben
son, Howard r. Richardson. Miss Mildred
Lee, Miss Carrie j. Lee and +. Y. Carr
b. ID. GLIB
Mrs. Mary Galloway of Ca: y street
southeast entertained the +. y. Club at
a luncheon January -: The color scheme
was pink and white. and a large basket
of pink Killarney roses formed the CEN
ter piece of the table. Among those pres
ent We're Mrs Nellie Patterson of Wood
side, Md: Mrs. Judd of Indiana, Mrs
Fife Briggs Mrs. Norma Hine Mrs.
Francis Robey. Mrs. Sarah Sharah. Mrs.
Flora Campbell Mrs. Anna Harvey and
Mrs. Eva Galloway of Wilmington, Del
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COLUMBIA HEIGHTS ART CLUB

COLUMBIA HEIGHTS ART CLUE.
The Columbia Heights ART Club was en-
tertaned Thursday b. Mrs. John d.
Croissant The president. Mrs. Augustus
Knight. presided. Colonial Arts and
Crafts was the sub ct of Il paper given
by Miss Celynda Werner Ford. in which
the handiWork of the colonial danes was
described and illustrated. The Char
acter and Struggles of the Puritans and
the Pilgrims was the theme of Mrs NJ.
A Winters paper. Mrs. Mary J. Griffith
described her Alaskan trip. and told of
the benefcent influence OF the late Dr.
Sheldon Jackson on the lives of the Alas
kan Indians. Mrs. Charles J. Abbott
gave "reminiscences of her recent trip
through Algeria. Responses to roll call
on the subjects Of the day We're made by
Mrs. LendeI Connor. jr.: Mrs. NJ. +. :.
Davis. Mrs. J. Finney Ensle. Mrs. vii
liam Eth II. Mrs. r. l.. Ford. Mrs. Ed
ward Hardy. Mrs. Augustus knight, Mrs
Ellis Logan. Mrs. +. Cafl-Smith, Mrs.
John H. Stokes Mrs. William T. Turpin,
Miss Elizabeth Warman. Mrs. Sarah A.
Wolhaupter and Mrs. James d. feonails.
After adjournment refreshments were
served Among the guests We're Mrs
George Hill Ms jay Edison Briggs. Mrs.
w G. Phillips. Mrs. Henry Baker Mrs.
Martha Lemon cissell and Rector and
Mrs Frederick Tower
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CT LES
LIVINGSTON MANOR CHAPTER. L

Livingston Manor Chapter b. A. r..
met Wednesday afternoon al the home of
Mrs. Mckee. Following the regular bus
ness meeting the program began with roll
call responses. Historic Monopolies. -
Mrs. Anderson save an amusing recita-
ton Oh "Anti-sGffrage. The paper for
the day was Corporations and Trusts. -
by Mrs. Whitney. The discussion was
led by Mrs Osgood. The meeting closed
with tho recitation Of the Collect \
social hour followed. during which re-
freshmentS We're served by the hostess
Evening star. [volume] (Washington, D.C.) 1854-1972, 1914-02-01

MoNTEOSE. \ SELECT PRIVATE SCHOOL
for girls and small boys. IN the country; loca
land Nd
Evening star. [volume] (Washington, D.C.) 1854-1972, 1914-02-01

Mrs. Don +. Blaine. w. G. +. L ma
Ional organizer, gave a lecture a the
midweell service at Dumbarton Ave
nue. NJ. T. Church. y number of mem
hers were added to the roll of George
town Eranch. w. c. r l.
Vilas County news. [volume] (Eagle River, Vilas County, Wis.) 1896-1927, 1914-05-13
AFTER HALF-CENTURY MARX
No Real Reason Why Man of That
Age Should Not Be Capable of
Good Work.

Speaking of the age of efficiency,
a Toledo gentleman locates it be-
yond the half-century mark. He calls
our attention to the fact that Column
bus was fifty-six when he discovered
America, that Darwin, Kant, Spencer,
Wagner, Haydn and others did their
greatest and best work when far past
the fifty mark, and that some have
persisted in great accomplishment I'M
til seventy or more years of age. This
argument won't help the man who is
aged and broken and lettering at fifty.
will it? But it will hearten the man
Nof forty or more who has been care
full of his resources, to think that
to him achievement still is POSSIBLE.
ity-and it may find him the opportu-
nifty to achieve by convincing some
master of opportunity that years do
not always spell senility or loss of
virility. The young man may reflect
that he has the opportunity to run
long race-and he may catch sight OF
the fact that the man of fifty is not
necessarily a back number" merely
because of his half-century
Vilas County news. [volume] (Eagle River, Vilas County, Wis.) 1896-1927, 1914-05-13
MOVE TO ORGANIZE A HOME
Owners of Minneapolis Baseball Club
Favor institution for Benefit
of Needy Players.

Headed by Mike and Joe Cantillon,
owners of the Minneapolis baseball
club, players there have started a
move to organize national home for
needy professional baseball players.
The Cantillons offer to donate $1,000
In cash as starter. The plan Is to
assess each professional baseball
player five dollars year, and as there
are 1000 men playing professional
ball in America this would aggregate
$4,000 annually. To become a mem
Der of the home a player must serve
one year as a professional under con-
tract, and must contribute the amount
agreed upon.
The home not only would be open
to the player, but also to his wife and
children. All players will be placed
upon their honor to not accept the
hospitality Of the home until in need
OF assistance.
Vilas County news. [volume] (Eagle River, Vilas County, Wis.) 1896-1927, 1914-05-13
FOSTER SHOULD PROVE STAR
Brilliant Work of Washington Third
Baseman Makes Him Stand Out
as Great Player.

After the season of 1912 Ban John
son gave it as his opinion that Eddie
Foster of the Washington team proved
himself the find of the season. The
brilliant work of the third baseman
that year made him stand out among
the men of the organization who play
a similar position.
Last year Foster was down with ty.
phoid few weeks after the season
opened, and he was out of the game
for about two months. While his work
when he returned to the lineup was
remarkably good, under the circum.
stances, it was far from up to his
standard.
A winters rest, however, seems to
have done wonders, and, judged on
his showing so far this season, Foster
is not only sure to equal the perform
ance of 1912, but is almost certain
to do even better work, says Ed Grill
10, prominent Washington scribe.
He has not only recovered his health.
but he has never been in better con.
dition than he is right now, and when
such conditions prevail in Fosters
case he is one of the most valuable
ball players that the Washington club
has
Though Foster has had several
years experience in professional base.
ball, he is still a mere boy, and ia
Vilas County news. [volume] (Eagle River, Vilas County, Wis.) 1896-1927, 1914-05-13

with severe case of organic weakness.
/ had backache, pains in my hips and
over my kidneys, headache, dizziness,
lassitude, had no energy, limbs ached
and was always tired. was hardly
able to do my homework. had taken
Lydia E. Pinkham's Vegetable Com
pound on one other occasion, and it had
helped me SO took it again and it has
built me up, until now / feel ike new
woman. You have my hearty consent
to use my name and testimonial in any
way and / hope it will benefit suffering
women. Mrs. ORPHA TURNER, All S.
Wayne ST., Piqua, Ohio.
Women who are suffering from those
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should not doubt the ability of Lydia E.
Pinkham's Vegetable Compound to re-
store their health.
liz you want special advice
write to Lydia E. Pinkham Med
icine Co., (cOnfidentiaD Lynn,
Mass. Your letter will be opened,
read and answered by a woman
and held in strict confidence.
Vilas County news. [volume] (Eagle River, Vilas County, Wis.) 1896-1927, 1914-05-13

worked in 80 games for Detroit and
had 16 putouts, 107 assists and six
errors. Dubuc had more chances per
game than any pitcher in the major
leagues and the two Frenchmen COW
er more ground than any other hurl-
ers.
1t is possible the peculiar delivery
of each man has something to do
with the fielding Cicotte throws a
knuckle ball and splitter, while Du-
buc places much dependence on a
slow ball. It is difficult for batters
to meet balls that are pitched squarely
on the ends of their clubs and, failing
to do this, the chances are they will
knock rolling grounders to the in
fielders
Dubuc, like Cicotte, uses his Pc
culiar form of delivery in the pitches.
Cicotte seldom resorts to splitter or
knuckle ball when there are no
strikes on the batter, but often when
the count is two to one against the
man at the plate Cicotte will float
across the knuckle ball while Dubuc
will ''cross" the batter with slow
one. Or, if thinking the opposing
player is waiting for slow one, Du-
buc will ship fast pitch across either
corner.
Frank Baker, the famous home
run hitter of the Athletics, has never
had much success against Dubuc or
Cicotte These pitchers work to out
guess Baker, and instead of slipping
fast one over and trusting to the
fielders, Dubuc and Cicotte come
through with slow balls and curves.
Neither takes chances on having the
slugger hammer a fast one, and If
other pitchers in the American cir
cult would follow suit Bakers en-
ployers would have fewer broken win
dows to pay for.
Dubuc and Cicotte claim that field
ing came natural to them. While
they worked to perfection, there new
er was time when they could not
be depended upon to take care of
their position and to cover first or
back up plays when the situation de-
manded.
Vilas County news. [volume] (Eagle River, Vilas County, Wis.) 1896-1927, 1914-05-13
PULLING TO THE RECRUIT
In Undergoing Test He Could See
Letters on Signs, but Couldn't
Pronounce Them.

An officer who was in charge of re-
crulting duty tells the story of a
would-be recruit who VS. undergoing
examination as to his physical fitness
for the army. In applying the eye
test the officer told the recruit to look
at the signs bearing the various let
tiers of the alphabet without order.
The recruit examined the signs care
fully.
Can you see those letters?" asked
the officer.
Yes, sir" said the recruit.
Then read Them" commanded the
officer. The recruit was silent. Three
times the recruit was asked If he
could see the lines and each time re-
Piled he could, but stood in nervous
silence when asked to read them.
Finally the exasperated officer de-
manded: IF you can see them, why
don't you read them?"
Il would, sir" answered the perspir-
ing recruit, "but 1 don't know how to
pronounce that word"
Vilas County news. [volume] (Eagle River, Vilas County, Wis.) 1896-1927, 1914-05-13
HAPPY NOW
Family of Twelve Drink Postum.

'Tt certainly has been Messing in
our home" writes a young lady In re-
card to Postum.
7 am one of a family of twelve,
who, before using Postum, would make
a healthy person uncomfortable by
their complaining Of headache, dizzi-
nesas sour stomach, etc., from drinking
coffee.
For years mother suffered from
palpitation of the heart, sick head
ache and bad stomach and at times
would be taken violently i'll. About a
year ago she quit coffee and began
Postum.
my brother was troubled with
headache and dizziness all the time
he drank coffee All those troubles of
my mother and brother have disap-
peared since Postum has taken the
place of coffee.
"a sister was i'll nearly all her life
with headache and heart trouble, and
about all she cared for was coffee and
tea. The doctors told her she must
leave them alone, as medicine did her
no permanent good.
"She thought nothing would take
the place Of coffee until we induced
her to try Postum. Now her troubles
are all gone and she is happy little
woman enjoying life as people
should"
Name given by the Postum Co.. Bat
f1a Crock Mich
Postum now comes in two forms:
Regular Postum - must be well
boiled. 15c and Csc packages.
Instant Postum-is a soluble pow
der. A teaspoonful dissolves quickly
in cup of hot water and, with cream
and sugar, makes delicious beverage
instantly. 30c and Soc tins.
The cost per cup of both kinds is
about the same.
There's a Reason" for Postum
sold by GrocerA,
Vilas County news. [volume] (Eagle River, Vilas County, Wis.) 1896-1927, 1914-05-13
Faculty Must Dig.

Hereafter faculty members and adj
ministrative officers Of the University
of Wisconsin will have to pay admis-
sion to witness university football,
baseball and basketball games and
track events, as the result of ruling
made by the athletic council. Only
team managers, players, newspaper
men and wearers of the varsity W.
will be admitted free.
Vilas County news. [volume] (Eagle River, Vilas County, Wis.) 1896-1927, 1914-05-13
The Prune Club.

why is pie like silver dollar?'
asked the thin boarder, coming to the
table.
Because it's round" ventured the
little stenographer, with a litter.
mo, Flossie, you're wrong"
Because it goes SO fast" suggested
the fat man, who was two weeks be-
hind in his board.
"All wrong. Here it is: Because Il
is composed of four quarters
Vilas County news. [volume] (Eagle River, Vilas County, Wis.) 1896-1927, 1914-05-13
Eddie Foster.

sure to last for many years. While
not batter who figures with those
leading in the averages, Foster has
the reputation Of being the most scien
tifc hitter in the American league
He and Moeller, by reason of thei1
ability to play the hit-and-run game
as it should be played, were of ines
Unable value to the team during the
was broken up last season while Eos
ter was ill, but it will be in force
again this year. as the batting prac
tise of the squad indicates.
Vilas County news. [volume] (Eagle River, Vilas County, Wis.) 1896-1927, 1914-05-13
Foraetful People.

Bacon-Your wife says you are very
forgetful.
Egbert-I guess I am.
What's that string tied around
your finger for?
"Oh, my wife tied it around there
to remind me of something"
And did it remind you?"
"Oh, yes; that was day before yes
terday."
We'll, why are you wearing the
string now?"
ooh, my wife forgot to take it off. /"
Vilas County news. [volume] (Eagle River, Vilas County, Wis.) 1896-1927, 1914-05-13
Too Good to Be True.

Police Captain Ito sutton for daugh'
'er's hand--You dress pretty well for
d boy with your salary.
Suitor-You see, captain, I neither
smoke, chew, drink, nor gamble.
Police Captain-H'mI Better let
ne have your finger prints and I'll
have the right answer for you to-
mOFroW!-Puck.
Vilas County news. [volume] (Eagle River, Vilas County, Wis.) 1896-1927, 1914-05-13
cuttInu Down on Material.

Mrs. Styles-Well, dear, the dress
maker says it will take four yards of
material for the dress, and it is 1885
a yard.
Mr.. Styles never can afford that,
dear. Can't you economic on it some
way?
Mrs. Styles-Why, yes; can Lave
It made with more slit
Vilas County news. [volume] (Eagle River, Vilas County, Wis.) 1896-1927, 1914-05-13

because a man possesses French
should be good fielding pitcher?
y glance at the American league
percentages of 1918 would indicate
truth in the foregoing statement.
Jean Dubuc, with Detroit, and Ed
die Cicotte, Detroit boy with Chicago,
could become charter or honorary
members of any Champlain, Mont
Vilas County news. [volume] (Eagle River, Vilas County, Wis.) 1896-1927, 1914-05-13
Half Baked.

Say, waiter" remarked the blonde
LADY. "this lobster you've brought me
is only half-baked."
'Well, madam" said the man, look
ing at her male companion, Il thought
perhaps you preferred your Holsters
that way"
Vilas County news. [volume] (Eagle River, Vilas County, Wis.) 1896-1927, 1914-05-13
wbv. Certainly.

Wright-Who is the man you inst
got the corkscrew from?
Penman-Oh, he's literary friend
of mine.
HAS he produced anything latelyT
"Why, didn't he just produce the
corkscrew?"