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The Green Forest tribune., 1914-03-13
Talked Enouuh in Life.

An agent called on MT. Hooliban one morning and asked for a photo graph of the lately departed Mrs. Hoolihan
 You just let me have that photo graph about two weeks," said the agent, "and I'll send you a life-size portrait of Mrs. Hoolihan that'lI be a speaking likeness"
 An expression of considerable ap- prehension appeared in Mir Hooli- hans dim blue eyes, and he passed his hand twice across his mouth with a nervous gesture.
 Well, how, Oi don't know as that'd be anyways nicessary," he replied, in whisper, "Oi'll jist have a pictur that shows her looks, widout amy mechanical contrivance to reproduce her vice" ."-Illustrated Sunday Maga- zine
The Green Forest tribune., 1914-03-13
LIFE'S ROAD Smoothed by Change of Food.

Worry is big load to carry and an unnecessary one. When accompanied by indigestion it certainly is cause for the blues.
 But the whole trouble may be easily thrown off and lifes road be made easy and comfortable by proper eating and the cultivation of good cheer. Read what Troy woman says:
 Two years ago made the acquaint- ance of Grape-Nuts and have used the food once a day and sometimes twice, ever since.
 At the time I began to use it life was a burden. l was for years afflict. ed with bilious sick headache, caused by indigestion, and nothing seemed to relieve me.
 ''The trouble became so severe I had to leave my work for days at a time.
 My nerves were in such state I could not sleep and the doctor said I was on the verge of nervous prostra- tion. I saw an adv. concerning Grape Nuts and bought package for trial.
 What Grape-Nuts has done for me is certainly marvellous. I can now sleep like child, am entirely free from the old trouble and have not had a headache in over year. feel like a new person. I have recommended it to others. One man I knew ate prin- cipally Grape-Nuts while working on the ice all winter and said he never felt better in his life"
 Name given by Postum Co.,, Battle Creek, Mich. Read "The Road to Wellville," in pkgs. There's Req son."
 Ever read the above letterf A new one appears from time to time. They are genuine, true, and full of human interea
The Green Forest tribune., 1914-03-13
GRANDMA USED SAGE TEA
 ITO DARKEN HER GRAY HAIR
She Made Up Mixture of Sage Tea and Sulphur to Bring Back Color,
 Gloss, Thickness.

Almost everyone knows that Sage Tea and Sulphur, properly compound ed, brings back the natural color and lustre to the hair when faded, streaked or gray; also ends dandruff, itching scalp and stops falling hair. Years ago the only way to get this mixture was to make it at home, which is mussy and troublesome. Nowadays, by asking at any store for "Wyeths s Sage and Sulphur Hair Remedy" you will get large bottle of this famous old recipe for about 50 cents
 Don't stay gray! Try it! No one can possibly tell that you darkened your hair, as it does it so naturally and evenly. You dampen a sponge or soft brush with it and draw this through your hair, taking one small strand at time; by morning the gray hair disappears, and after another ap- plication or two, your hair becomes beautifully dark, thick and glossy. Adv.
The Green Forest tribune., 1914-03-13
O'Rourke's Latin Seal.

Joe Villas says that some one has put something over on Tom O'Rourke, the fight promoter.
 "He picked out seal with which to stamp the tickets issued to the Ma tional Sporting club" said Villas. "On it is the Latin motto:
 'Prae Omnia Taurus
 "Of which a free translation is: Be fore everything else, the bull.'"
The Green Forest tribune., 1914-03-13
Muncie "Drys" Win Election

Muncie, Ind.-As a result of the local option election, Muncie will be- come the largest "dry" county in h. diana within 90 days A bitter cam paign, waged for several months, ter minated in victory at the polls for the prohibition forces by a majority of 462. In the 1911 election the "wets" won by majority of 504 Hundreds of women took part in the election and served hot coffee. The prohibitionists organization was perfect and offset the ''wets" outside assistance.
The Green Forest tribune., 1914-03-13
Give and Take.

"A good answer" said Mrs. Arthur M. Dodge, president of the National Association Opposed to Woman's Suffrage, in suffrage argument "As Brown.
 George said Mrs. Brown, with a nasty smile, you looked awfully fool ish when you proposed to me-
 We'll said George, maybe I was.'"
The Green Forest tribune., 1914-03-13
Dynamite Cases Are Closed.

Washington.-Th final chapter in the iron workers campaign to destroy "open shops" with explosives was writ ten by the Supreme Court in refusing to review penitentiary sentences im- posed on Frank NJ. Ryan, president of the International Association of Bridge and Structural Iron Workers, and 23 members. Senator Kern, attorney for the iron workers said he does not con template appealing to the president for a pardon for the men, which alone now stands between them and prison.
The Green Forest tribune., 1914-03-13
GAS, DYSPEPSIA
 AND INDIGESTION
"Pape's Diapepsin" settles sour, gassy Stomachs in five
 minuteS-Time 1t

You don't want a slow remedy when your stomach is bad-or an uncertain one-or harmful one-your stomach is too valuable; you mustn't injure it.
 Pape's Diapepsin is noted for it's speed in giving relief; it's harmless ness; it's certain unfailing action in regulating sick, sour, gassy stomachs. Its millions of cures in indigestion, dyspepsia, gastritis and other stomach trouble has made it famous the world over.
 \ Keep this perfect stomach doctor in your home-keep it handy-get large |fifty-cent case from any dealer and lthen if anyone should eat something which doesn't agree with them; if what they eat lays like lead, ferments and sours and forms gas; causes head ache, dizziness and nausea; eructa- tions of acid and undigested food remember as soon as Pape's Diapepsin comes in contact with the stomach all such distress vanishes. Its prompt ness; certainty and ease in overcoming the worst stomach disorders is reve- lation to those who try it.-Adv.
The Green Forest tribune., 1914-03-13
l. w. w. Members Were Released.

New York.-One hundred and one of the 190 who followed Frank Tanne- baum, the young Industrial Worker of the World leader, into a Catholic church Wednesday night pleaded gull ty and were freed under suspension of sentence. Twelve pleaded not guilty. They were convicted and re- manded for sentence. Only one plead ed not guilty and obtained his dis charge. He was Ernest Rutherford, a young machinist, who said he came here from Rossville, Ga, ten days ago
The Green Forest tribune., 1914-03-13
Couldn't Help It.

A little girl had just been dressed in clean clothes, and went out to play. In short time she came back GOV cred with dirt. Her mother was much put out, and asked her how she came to be so dirty.
 Well, mother" she said, isn't made of dirt?"
 Yes, dear, but what has that to do with it?"
 Well you know, mother, it will keep working out"
The Green Forest tribune., 1914-03-13
The renor,s Adventure.

Enrico Caruso, the tenor, said at recent dance at the Brevoort in New York:
 No man is as we'll known as he thinks he is. I was motoring on Long Island recently. My car broke down, and while the chauffeur was repair ing it I entered a farmhouse to get warm.
 The farmer and I chatted in the kitchen before the wood stove, and when he asked my name I told him modestly that it was Caruso.
 At that name he threw up his hands.
 Caruso!' he exclaimed Robinson Caruso, the great traveller! Little did I expect ever to see a man like you in this here humble kitchen, sir"
 Some men seem able to govern
The Green Forest tribune., 1914-03-13
THINK OF THE MILLIONS

that have been relieved in the past 75 years by Wright's Indian Vegetable Pills and decide whether they are not worth a trial. They regulate the bowels, stimulate the liver and purify the blood. Adv
The Green Forest tribune., 1914-03-13

Constipation causes many serious dis eases. It is thoroughly cured by Doctor Pierce's Pleasant Pellets. One laxative, three for cathartic. Adv.
The Green Forest tribune., 1914-03-13

The man who wants the earth is apt to get his share-if the mud throwers are on the job.
The Green Forest tribune., 1914-03-13

One-half the world knows what the neighbors.
The Green Forest tribune., 1914-03-13

Don't buy water for bluing. Liquid blue is almost all water. Buy Red Cross Ball Blue, the blue that's all blue. Adv.
The Green Forest tribune., 1914-03-13
The Limit.

They say he is extremely stingy."
 Yes; he wouldn't even entertain other peoples opinions. Town Top ics,
The Green Forest tribune., 1914-03-13

No man is so fast that trouble can not overtake him.
The Green Forest tribune., 1914-03-13

Your family Doctor can't do more for your cough than Deans Mentholated Cough Drops; they cure'-5c at Druggists.
The Green Forest tribune., 1914-03-13

Every man ought to know at least as much about his own business as he does about the other fellows.
The Green Forest tribune., 1914-03-13
Old Order Chances.

Housewife (reading in her grand mothers cherished cook book)-"Poor Mans Cake.-Take seven eggs" (Stops suddenly and closes the book.)
The Green Forest tribune., 1914-03-13

We feel sorry for the rich woman who has poor taste. Everybody sits up and takes notice.
The Green Forest tribune., 1914-03-13
Latest.

Have you one of these patent lunch boxes that look like a camera"
 "We have. But the swagger thing now in lunch carriers is an imitation automobile tire"
The Green Forest tribune., 1914-03-13

A popular neighbor is one who lis tens to our troubles without insisting on telling his.
The Green Forest tribune., 1914-03-13

Anybody can dye successfully with Putnam Fadeless Dyes Adv.
The Green Forest tribune., 1914-03-13
TOWed Home.

Redd-Do youN use motor car or a horse-drawn vehicle?
 Greene-Some days I use both.
The Green Forest tribune., 1914-03-13

By searching the old learn the new Japanese.
The Green Forest tribune., 1914-03-13

There are times when the quitter and the fellow who never knows when he is licked envy each other
The Green Forest tribune., 1914-03-13
Whenever. You Need a General Tonic
 Take Groves
The Old Standard Groves 7aSfeEeSS
 Ck1M Tonic

Is Equally Valuable as General Strengthening Onc Because Acts on @ er Drives Out Malaria Enrches the Blood and Bas Up the Whole System taking when Groves Tastess chill Tonic printed label slowing that contains the weknown QUININE IRN equal for Malaria Chls and Debility Appetite. Gives life and vgor to Pale, Children. A True Tonic and Sure Appetizer
 Guarant We it. 5Oc
The Green Forest tribune., 1914-03-13
Important to Mothers

No legacy is so rich as honesty Shakespeare.
The Green Forest tribune., 1914-03-13

themselves by nature, and others get married.
Evening public ledger. [volume] (Philadelphia [Pa.]) 1914-1942, 1914-10-09
What Is a Moral Issue ?

FTNHE tariff is an economic issue because
Il 1t deals with the raising of revenue:
trusts are an industrial issue because they
are concerned with production and distribu-
tion; currency is a financial issue because it
pertains to the medium of exchange: the
initiative, the referendum and the recall are
political issues because they are questions of
governmental eXpedency.
moral issue is any event or policy or
person that involves the conscience Of the
people Whatever historians may write on
the causes of our Civil War it was moral
issue to the majority of the people of the
North because the institution of slavery was
repugnant to their moral sense. To multi
tudes of American citizens the liquor prob
lem is moral issue because they believe
that the consumption of alcohol is harmful
to the ethical we'll being of the community.
Men differ from President Wilson on his
economic policy, but they feel no moral indg-
nation toward him; they differ from Secre-
tary Bryan on his trust pronouncements, but
they cherish fundamental antagonism be-
cause of the divergence of views; they differ
from Senator owen on his currency program,
but they are not stirred to righteous anger
by his tenets; they differ from Colonel
Roosevelt on his progressive doctrines OF the
initiative, referendum and recall, but they
are not ethically incensed by his propaganda.
When man is condemned and repudated
by large masses Of sober, intelligent and
responsible citizens on moral grounds it is
because his personality, his conduct his
associations and his alliances contradict and
outrage their prOfoundest and deepest con-
victions. In such a case it is futile to talk
of compromise and 1t adds only to the black
ness of the situation to palliate or condone
or excuse the offense on the ground of politi-
cal cXpediency or party advantage. Con-
science is the one thing in national life that
must ALWAYS be naramnmnt and final.
Evening public ledger. [volume] (Philadelphia [Pa.]) 1914-1942, 1914-10-09
'' W e Won't Play -

THE spat is over Annapolis and West
i Point have picked up their toys and gone
home TO their mas. And the core Of the
matter is there amt goin' to be no game"
This newest rendering Of that touching and
touchy old ditty, Il won't play in your yard
is about as silly and childish a thing as any
place of learning, much less any branch Of
the United States service, has managed to
accomplish in some years.
The Navy appears TO have the edge Of the
matter just a trife Its team was ready
20 play in one or two places, at any rate. But
the Army gave its proudest cock 10 its
produdest chapeau and said, Il won't play
unless"
Nobody can blame the Secretary Of War
and the Secretary OF the Navy if they never
give the children another chance to make
an exhibition Of themselves
Evening public ledger. [volume] (Philadelphia [Pa.]) 1914-1942, 1914-10-09
Mr.. SpecuIator,s Weather Waterloo

THE spectators have met their Waterloo
i Like Napoleon's, it has rain in il. Indeed
the weather is the whole thing. The mere
threat of lowering clouds on Thursday tum-
bled Worlds Series prices as they have never
tumbed before
Hitherto the championship has been played
off with hardly a hint of postponement. So
the present situation scarcely came into the
calculations Of the gentlemen who make the
two-blades-of-gra proverb look like under
production They woke up to the painful
realization that customers would shy at pay
ing premium for a rainy game ticket ,uat
had to be cashed in a IT'S face value.
THE rain it is a gentle thing" And yet
how the mere threat Of II vanquished the
men before whom every human force stood
helpless! All the same, Philadelphia will be
satisfied with just enough to scare the
spectators No watering pot this afternoon,
Mr. Gardener.
Evening public ledger. [volume] (Philadelphia [Pa.]) 1914-1942, 1914-10-09
Suffrage Argument in Death

DEFORE Mrs. Frank Leslie died she proved
ID that a woman could be as good a busi-
ness man as any specimen of the sterner sex
She proved more. Twice when man. manage
ment got her magazine properties into fnan-
cial holes, she gave up the leisure she had
earned and pulled them out again.
But Mrs. Frank Leslie couldn't vote. AS
woman. she hadn't, of course, the practical
sense or the cool judgment of men. AS a
woman, she couldn't grasp the difficult facts
of the world outside the home walls. AS a
woman, she was too emotional too unintel-
lectual She wasn't to be trusted with the
ballot: that was reserved for the men she
employed on her magazines The world said
as much TO Mrs Leslie living.
But, dead, she makes the story a little diff
ferent. A million dollars of her estate goes
to the suffrage cause And a good many
people begin to wonder just where her inca
pacity for voting came in.
Evening public ledger. [volume] (Philadelphia [Pa.]) 1914-1942, 1914-10-09
"A Children's Crossing-Stop!o

@ OMETHING seems likely to come Of
~ Judge Sulzberger's charge that the con-
tinued peril to pedestrians may be laid TO the
deliberate negligence" of Councils. Under
the added proddng of the Mayors cabinet
even those marble hall gentlemen themselves
admit that something ought to be done, So
next week bill will be introduced to regu-
late street traffic in the interests Of the
pedestrian.
It was a serious Indictment Of present con-
ditions that Mayor Blankenburg brought up
nine street accidents in single day, incud-
ing the death Of three children. And it was
a happy suggestion, made by Councilman,
that street corners in the neighborhood Of
schools should bear the sign so frequently
seen in New England towns: This is a
school chtdren's crossing. Stop"
Evening public ledger. [volume] (Philadelphia [Pa.]) 1914-1942, 1914-10-09
Old King Goals New Fiddlers

ENIFTY-FIVE hundred tons of coal dumped
i into a steamers hold in four hours and
a half; thirty ships handled in day car
load empted in a minute and half instead
Of an hour; 125 men doing the work of 6OO
that is the record set at a Philadelphia
wharf. II is remarkable Improvement over
the coal-loading methods Of even few
years ago.
Such progress is not, however, unexpected
II is imperative Coal Is bulky, bungle-
some thing. The best methods OF handling II
are necessary in order TO prevent breakage
and not 10 add materially to its costliness a s
a fuel With the internal combustion engine
making its way so rapidly in marine naviga-
tion, such advances in coal-handling are
essential if liquid fuel IS not 10 oust old
King Coal
Evening public ledger. [volume] (Philadelphia [Pa.]) 1914-1942, 1914-10-09
One Million Thankfully Received

THAT the Delaware River project is to
i receive s1,O0o,Ooo is a cause for thanks
giving, particularly as there was some doubt
recently whether even this amount would he
appropriated.
The Delaware is a real river, carrying real
shipping and the part it has played in ma
tional development in the past justifes the
Government in giving special attention to
its possibilities. II the prophecy is correct
that another measure in the near future will
provide more adequately for the work re-
naming to be done, Philadelphia will feel
that Congress has not lost its sense of pro-
portion.
With the impetus that is likely to come to
American shipping as consequence of the
disruption of the ocean-going service Of
Europe, the port Of Philadelphia should he
given fair chance TO use her MAGNIFICENT
facilities
Evening public ledger. [volume] (Philadelphia [Pa.]) 1914-1942, 1914-10-09
English Newspapers and Jewish Holidays
THE IDEALIST

1t takes courage TO lay plans for your frI-
ture. 1t takes infinitely more courage to Law
plans for the far of future of others when
we shall live no more-the present of oncom-
ing generations.
Yet this would be a sorry world indeed if
there We're not here and there among an the
generations men who had at heart the we'll
being Of the people who would live after they
had passed away.
1t may not be popularity recognized that
the present state of peace in this land is due
in great measure, 10 the plans and principles
laid down by far seeing men of more than
century ago. But this is truth No man
attains full development who keeps his mind
solely upon today; even solely upon his own
generation.
All of which has TO do with a recent navys-
paper account of the arrest Of an old NJ
in his sixties. He had committed the cri1r
OF stealing bread for much needed meal
could easily imagine countless readers So
ding tears over that bit of news 7 ca-,I4
easily imagine sincerely sympathetic folty ~
wailing the worlds miseries i'm general -
would be quick to admit that ms e,,rra 80
sion OF grief indicated most comrne1daSIia
personal qualities. -1iiu9ole
But this grief will only serve its tr,,a r,,,
pose ~ten the grieyed one is promDfsd * a..
ms or her own part toward creatins ~ ~ 80 10
alIlon G that wal make unnecessary 4 ne sfaai
ING 'i meaL-in the years OF the future ''e~i-
Evening public ledger. [volume] (Philadelphia [Pa.]) 1914-1942, 1914-10-09

fly. The same crowd will glorify the same
man If, in another inning, he knocks three
bagger with the bases full
Mr.. Wilson muffed a fly in Mexico last
summer. He drew three bagger when the
European war made tolerance toward Mexico
lucky virtue. And there is no mistaking
the Democratic grandstand at present.
The Massachusetts Democracy can be de-
pended upon to reflect the whole stand. In
four years of power they have steadily filled
all the offices, and so have built up-shall we
say, a common sentiment? Against this Mr..
Mccall has, it must be admitted, no more
than a fighting chance.
He may gain from the visible falling away
OF the Progressive Democratic Aid Society"
Without commanding leadership, a good
many of these are returning to Republican
ism. Touch this element here and there, and
you find Mccall proclivites. And, of course,
Brother Villa may step in and spoil Mr.. Will
sons three Dagger.
otherwise, like it or not, Wilson has the
grandstand. and Walsh, of Massachusetts, is
on the team.
Evening public ledger. [volume] (Philadelphia [Pa.]) 1914-1942, 1914-10-09
THE BABBLING FOOL

ccpaTiIy covers multitude of skins.
CIaFlty rarely begins at home THE sver-
cs "se man would rather give two boxes OF
Hhuy 70 TWO twenty year old girls than one
u TO MS forty-year-old wife
ara hope makes the heart sick
hHeh we hope against hope We bona that
our hopes aren't hopeless 0FN ~
we cllng to the weakest hope hut wa take
5000 care 70 insure our lives hrst
nope Is that mental attitude which fp5,cas
Us 10 uFaW tor a nine spot TO hu a busted
slTalsnt IN the poker game or life
We hope for the best EpoI,t, 81, Ill
that the worst is yet 10 come.
hHeh we are charitable enough 10 give
pgnHy 10 beggar we hope that he Is de-
serving though We haven't oyermuch fsitb
~ a RUE the veil of Charity he nolka-
u9Ited d with morsels OF choice scandal
Inc most charitable judgment Is srhisct to
se segeISal by the higher court OF common
ihe most charitable man in history was
A1aHi tie torgaye Eve
Modern man contents bIr,ssls 4. a. ,..,..s
post mOrtem. win Ms
inc fact that hope springs eternal IN tba
mum human ~ breast is what keeps US on the Jump
Inc man who wrote while tbera,s life
oS o9eEes it nope forgot to add that In the Id
Evening public ledger. [volume] (Philadelphia [Pa.]) 1914-1942, 1914-10-09
Pennsylvania's Honor

7 n a speech of unusual directness and
L force delivered at York on Wednesday
night Doctor Brumbaugh said:
And l want you here tonight to stand up
for Pennsyvanla's honor every day of
your lives. We want in this Common
wealth. and you have right to have in
this Commonwealth, such an admnstra-
tton Of your public affairs that every man
and every woman In Pennsylvania can point
with pride and satisfaction to your public
affairs.
If nothing else were said during the cam
paign that sentence ought to elect Brum-
baugh by an overwhelming majority and
send Penrose to a permanent oblivion.
Pennsylvania must win back her self-respect
before she can hope for the respect of her
sister States