The evening herald. [volume] (Albuquerque, New Mexico) 1914-1922, 1914-07-24

by the
Second Fiddle. -

oosEVELT. " We remember
* rght lH the boy who collected
y cents for damaEc To- his rcp-
utation from an editor who he al
had lboled him.
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~ BARNES makes IL stick, ma be
Pcnrosc viii take q whiri at the col.
oaei.
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AND THERE'S Murphy too.
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To SAY NOTHING of numerous
Molctaotora of great Wealth.
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NATURE FAKlRs.
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AND LIARS.
CARRANZA is willing To grant 'em
all the amnesty they want. rcscrN-
ing the right oi criminal prosecution.
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CARRNNzA, under all his whis-
kcrs. plainly is q humorist.
Q
TT ~ PROPOSED. now that
Hucrtn has loft the country. To- md
out what became of Private Samuel
Parks.
~ SOME QUARTERS fears are
entertained that sam also has lott
the country
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SHERIFF ROMERO and Boss
EuCa have gone e. the mountains
the tall timber is.
.
BABES In the woods?
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WELL HARDLY.
FOREST LOVERS. maybe.
BRYAN Is so encouraged over the
prospect for peace be- wccr C%arranza
and villa that he has decided villa
doesn't need any more arms ct am
munition.
OUR SECRETARY Is a thoughtful
soul.
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80 WONDER the railroads want
freight rates Increased. Tn New
Haven controlled the hauling OF
$4,000 o ,OG0 worth 81 business am
nually and stili couldn't pay "a div
idcnd.
PLAINLY the Mussulmans don't
intend to permit n wicds to grow
In Albania.
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NJ. CAtLLAUX probably realizes
now that IFS bad policy to let the left
hand know Whist the right hand Is
writing.
INTRODUCING senator l. Earth,
who has set this seasons vcracious
record Cor catching nsh
O.
SONS Are Ibor:. Lucky.
tMontoya Republican,
J. W. sparks, one Of our promising
vourg ranchers. swcllcd our eN-
chequcr very l%ioerally this week by
having three subscriptions entered
upon our list. In addition To- hts nwn
subscription he ordered the Rcpubli-
can sent to his father. j A. Spares
at Mclean. Texas and also 60 ms
brother Henry Sparks nj ~ it"s''
We certainly appreciate this theral-
ity and hope to render MI SPARKS
satisfactory service and 60 furnish
such "a paper as to prevent his regret
ting the deal.
Yes. Maud. In turning out TINS bunk
4 column ever day;
We're perfectly aware It's JUNK.
We de- II for the pay.
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That silver city sporting Blood VIII
bust cut.
Csllver city E~nterprisep
Ths sportily Inclined Of SILVER Cty
AFRO INDUCING their fancy these days
batting on whether the daily 400"
performance Will commence al -."o
d., also and bets are placed every has
with a sangfroid that hespcaks the
early DAYS when Jack Fiemins won
$4,000 on a hnss race. "Wednesday
ID was shortly after onc oclocH "h'"
the matinee commenced ana Tor w
hours the streets were Tined WIN
solid hanks OF humanity watching the
uuiouc performantc. Thursday after
moon the prrformancc commenced
lat. II MAS g 30 before the yrs, ho"'
water came down hut h maze UP
volume what Il lacked in time Tor "
was an. biggest chloride Hood ~ q
hummer OF years. the water even
renrhIne over the sidewalk a. Hh"e
maker corner. The spiilNay WAS
taxed almost go IT'S capacity N han
died The water nicely. Tho damage
done 10 the streets however VIII re
onlre several days constant "orN
with the city team and street sans
before they arc placed in good eoa-
dition.
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