The Hood River glacier. (Hood River, Or.) 1889-1933, 1914-01-01
THEFTS IN HOTELS
Traps to Catch Guests That Have
the Souvenir Fad.
DETECTIVES AND DIPLOMACY.
The Two Combine In q Very Effective
Way to Foil the Efforts Of Those Who
Feel II Duty TO Help Themselves
to Fine Linen and silvsr~sre.


Way to Foil the Efforts Of Those Who
Feel IL Duty 70 Help Themselves
to Fine Linen and silvsr~srs.
The concerted action OF the house de.
tectives OF all the large hotels in Amer
lea has carefully extracted the points
from two erstwhlle excellent stories.
the first. ascribed to Adele Richie.
who. when asked once II she had ever
been in Kansas City. replied. Il can't
just remember, but | VIII look among
my towels and see." apd the second
the more pathetic narrative OF the
young RAN who was Obliged TO break
"n his engagement because as he left
The dining room OF large hotel with
his iancee number Of forks and
spoons fell from the sleeves OF her
gown, for the house detectives have
devised system" whereby the man
or woman who wants to take a souve-
mir from a big hotel finds her path be-
set With almost lnsurmountable 6dfi-
culties.
The matter is carried on with the
greatest artfulness. There are no
hurt feelings" no bones broken, no
arrests made.
The house detectives simply extract
the unrightfully attached articles as
painlessly as they extract the points
from old stories, and in the great ma.
jortty Of cases the frustrated borrow
er" never knows at all what happened
TO him.
First the detective Is provided with
a complete list of everything which Is
owned by the hotel-every particle of
linen' silver, soap, etc. Then, he dele
gates the responsibility for the care of
them to various head walters, walters.
housekeepers and chambermaids.
Then he gets list each day OF new
arrivals and OF those who having re.
mained a few days are preparing to
leave From these lists OF occupied
rooms the detective calculates the
areas where trouble might possibly
brew and into these he goes with his
susdivided lists and a checking up
book.
The chambermaid is required to give
an exact accounting of every piece of
linen she has supplied to the man or
woman who is about to leave. This Is
In turn taken to the laundries, where a
balance Is made OF those sheets, towels.
ETC.. which have come out of each
room. II there is precise balance the
matter ends there, but woe to the wo-
man who believes that the towels she
placed carefully in her locked trunk
will not be missed"
Her trunks and bags on their way
downstairs are simply carried to the
basement floor as II by chance, and
there the house detective. with the aid
OF skeleton key, goes through them
In search of lost hotel linen.
1t is very gently removed and check.
ed up on the housemaid's list, and the
trunk is carefully repacked and re-
locked. Nothing Is left to give warn
ing that the search has been made,
and nothing is ever by any remotest
chance said to the departing guest.
She Is sent cheerlly on her way re-
Joicing and is usually perplexed out of
all reason TO account for the fact that
the towels and pillow cases that she
knows well she put into ber trunk
have mysterlously disappeared.
DO You suppose for moment that
this is an extreme case nor even
rare one? 1t happens on an average
once a day in every large hotel In
New York and with almost as astound.
Ing frequency in Boston, Philadelphia
and Chicago.
And in the case OF silverware the
matter Is almost as simple, though
remedyins these thefts requires taking
into your confidence at least the man
who pays the bill, for every waiter has
had his eye trained to count mp the sill.
verware while he is placing the finger
bowls. and II so much as one small
spoon Is not where 1t should be il is
unostentatiously2 placed upon the bill
The hotel graciously leaves 1t to the
Of the escort as to whether
or not the culprit shall be told. But at
least It does not permit him to be en-
lightened only by the belated method
Of a leaky sleeve.
Again, the head waiter will assure
you that this happens, not once or
twice, but ceaselessly.
MANY woman that thinks she's
got away with II would be surprised to
know that II * down In black and
white on her escorts check and that
both he and the hotel know Just how
many spoons and forks she is taking
home with her" said one genial head
waiter, who viewed the business with
indulgence. New York
Times
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