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The Celina Democrat. (Celina, O. [Ohio]) 1895-1921, 1914-09-18

The above is the form Of the
amendment ballot as decided upon by
the secretary of state, and the way It
will be mnrked by the voters who
want to defeat the brewers home
rule amendment and adopt the prohi-
bition amendment. The proposed
amendments will be on a ballot ny
themselves and in the order shown in
the sample ballot, with the titles as
here given. The order of the pro-
posals on the ballot was determined
by the order in which the initiated
petitions were filed. 1t will be seau
by the cross marks on this sampis
ballot that temperance voters in ordei
to make taeir votes effective mu"t
vote "No" ON the home rule propose:
and Yes" on the prohibition pro
posal.
The Celina Democrat. (Celina, O. [Ohio]) 1895-1921, 1914-09-18

"Ohio Is Going Dry" pennants are
now making their appearance on au-
tcmobiles and buggies all over Ohio.
BETTER than a plaster-Hanford's Balsam
The Celina Democrat. (Celina, O. [Ohio]) 1895-1921, 1914-09-18
LEGAL NOTICE.

will also offer my farm of 30 acr
sale on easy terms.
The Daily Ardmoreite. [volume] (Ardmore, Okla.) 1893-current, 1914-02-08
Honorirq Miss Hopson

Mrs. n. c. Woods entertained the
members of the Broadway Methodist
choir at her home Wednesday evening
complimentary to Miss Ruth Hopson
The home was made attractive with
cut flowers and ferns, and cupids were
very much in evidence among the dec
orations.-
The hostess cleverly told the guests,
why cupids We're chosen as score
cards, when she announced the ap-
preaching marriage of Miss HOpson
Mrs. Woods told them IN rhyme that
Miss Ruth had found a sweetheart in
New Mexico, but offered to auction
her to the highest bidder, but Cupid
was busy, too, and no one dared to
make the price high enough, so the
choir is to lose Miss Hopson.
Mr.. Gray gave a toast to the hon.
oreee, and she responded beautifully.
The guests played Forty-two, then
made Welch rareblt After singing and
a merry time, the guests departed
Miss Hopson has always been 4
fayorite in ArdmOre and will be great
" missed by her many friends.
The Daily Ardmoreite. [volume] (Ardmore, Okla.) 1893-current, 1914-02-08
c. W. 3. M.

The c. W. B. NJ of the Christian
church met Friday afternoon at the
home of Mrs. Arthur James. On ac
count of sickness and cold weather the
attendance was small. The devotion
al and business were conducted by the
president.
The program, by Mrs. B. II. Corlew
was well planned, the subject being
The Power of Gold"
Mrs. Jordan gave an interesting talk
on the Power of Gold in Missions"
What Consecrated Money VIII do
Through the Christian Woman's
Board of Missions" was the subject
of a round table talk in which all
took part, and many helpful thoughts
We're given.
The subject of Mrs. NJ S. Johnson's
talk was, "What Can Cur Society Do?"
Suggestions were made that will be
profitable to the society. Mrs. Corlew
then conducted the Hidden Answers
Quiz which always gives enthusiasm
and wealth OF information,
The next meeting will be held the
first Wednesday evening IN March.
The program will be conducted by
The Daily Ardmoreite. [volume] (Ardmore, Okla.) 1893-current, 1914-02-08
"Give the children Pure Blood and
all Blemishes will flee"
as possible

"Give the children Pure Blood and
all Blemishes will flee"
Suuart's Calcium Waters cleanse and
clear the blood, driving out all poi
sons and impurities. And you'll never
have good complexion until the
blood is clean.
These little waters may be used
with perfect freedom. Science knows
no more powerful blood cleanser. They
are entirely free from harmful drugs
or opiates. Your doctor prescribes
these hundreds of times a year.
Stuart's Calcium Waters go right
into your blood Their purifying ben
eiicial effect upon the blood is felt
throughout the body, not in year or
? month, but in a few days. You feel
better all over because your blood, the
life-giving fluid is doing its work prop
erly.
No matter how bad your complexion
is, Stuart's Calcium Waters will work
wonders with it. You can get these
little wonder workers at your drug
gist's for 90 cents a package.
The Daily Ardmoreite. [volume] (Ardmore, Okla.) 1893-current, 1914-02-08

pink and white; lighted everywhere
with pink candles. The table was
beautifully decorated with pink flow
ers, and a large birthday cake with
thirteen tiny pink candles made an
attractive center Place cards were
hand painted baskets filled with pink
flowers and corsage bouquets of sweet
peas were used as favors The guests
cut the birthday cake for the ring,
the thimble and penny.
After dinner dancing was enjoyed
until nine o'clock, then all went to the
picture show.
Those who enjoyed such a delight
ful evening were; Misses Julia Kahn
Rose Kahn, Ernestine Guillot, Gladys
Guillot, Francis Bell Wimbish, lola
Bell Lynn, Hattie Burnitt Helen Won
Keller Mr.. Jerry Sass, and the host
ess.
The Daily Ardmoreite. [volume] (Ardmore, Okla.) 1893-current, 1914-02-08
Longfellow, by third grade.
Edison. by fourth grade.

Longfellow, by third grade.
Edison, by fourth grade.
Paper-"What should be the highest
ambition of every American" Miss
Nichols.
Piano Solo, Roy Petit
Talk, why patriotism should be
taught children" Rev. C. r. Gray.
A business session will follow the
program, and the hostess will serve re-
freshments.
At the beginning of the school year
the ward was divided into sections,
and twenty ladies from each division,
with an executive committee give a
program at different times, then the
program that has aroused most inter
est, drawn the largest crowd and
reache the most partons, will
be awarded a prize. The executive
committee for this program is: Miss
TIigdon, teacher and Mesdames Bird
Newman, Lee Mccoy and Mrs. c. d.
McGhee.
The other hostesses for the after
noon are Mesdames Britton, Bishop,
Brown, Allen, Kelly, Tillman, Lee,
Libon, Leach, Lasure, LAYERS, Lloyd,
MonsingO MCGOWAN, Evans, McCul
Tough, Morsi Holiday, Newman and
DTough.
The Daily Ardmoreite. [volume] (Ardmore, Okla.) 1893-current, 1914-02-08
IN SOCIETY
BY jeanette H. Poland Telephone 143
Leader-Mrs. Graham,

Leader-Mrs. Graham.
Roll Call-Comments on THE Squir-
rel Cage"
Study Guide: A striking interpre'
tation of American life, showing the
reaction of the whirl of society and
the whirl of business on the individ-
ual and home life The inevitable ira
gedy comes from losing sight of the
great constructive forces of life.
General discussion-Th Minotaur
and its symbolic meaning in The
Squirrel Cage"
Questions;
l. Was Lydia entirely responsible
for her environment?
9 Was the incompatibility of Ly-
dia and Paul the result of differences
of temperament or false ideals?
3. Do you think Rankin had solved
the problem that wrecked Lydia?
A. What was her tie to Rankin?
s. Comment on ending of the story.
g. Is the picture of life oyerdrawn?
Current Events Music and Art,
Mrs. Teer.
l. Popular Opera in New York
2. The Morgan Collection.
Musc-Mrs. Wall.
Garfield, Dorothy: "The Squirrel
Cage"
The Daily Ardmoreite. [volume] (Ardmore, Okla.) 1893-current, 1914-02-08
Presbyterian Aid Society

The Presbyterian Aid Society will
meet Tuesday at o'clock. The aid
has not met for several weeks. All
the ladies have worked hard to earn
their part of the money for the new
church All members are urged to
come to Mrs. VanDenberg's and bring
their money, or report on their money
The Daily Ardmoreite. [volume] (Ardmore, Okla.) 1893-current, 1914-02-08

Mrs Norris Sass entertained about
fifty guests informally Thursday even
ing for Miss Don lkard of Henrietta,
Texas.
The young ladies', attired as maids
in caps and aprons, arrived before the
gentlemen, and spent the greater part
of the evening looking after the com
fort of the late arrivals. Such good
maids they were, that in few mo-
ments not a gentleman was able to
recognize the man with whom he
came. Some of the girls were expert
dermatologists, others were beauty
specialists, and in a few short nom
cnts blonds were made brunettes {;
Lrunettes were made beautifully fair;
the bald head was made to shine; and
the unfortunate one with straight,
smooth locks, soon wore the golden
curls of his baby days.
After the girls had satisfied them
selves as to the appearance of the
young men, they went to the kitchen
and made taffy candy, while the boys
tusied themselves with corn, making
chains and necklaces for the maids.
After the candy pull the hostess
served a delicious buffet luncheon
Dancing was the diversion for the
remainder of the evening.
Mrs. Byers and Mrs. Ogden assisted
Miss Ikard in receiving the guests
The Daily Ardmoreite. [volume] (Ardmore, Okla.) 1893-current, 1914-02-08
Benedicite

Benedcite
| heard at eve a soft-toned bell
That seemed to bid the day fafewell
And brought the world of troubled
care
The calm that follows answered prayer
I listened to the measured beat
OF pulsing bell notes low and sweet,
And all the burdens of the day,
That lay upon me, fell away.
Then silence-but the soft-tone bell
Had left the spirit of its spell
Upon the hour, the place, and me
A blessed ''benedicite."
WIN. J. LAMPTON,
in Lippincotts.
The Daily Ardmoreite. [volume] (Ardmore, Okla.) 1893-current, 1914-02-08
A Scene in Arcadia
Cleo and Heroditus
A Cabaret in New York

GUESTS-Misses Dorothy Dickson,
McNeese, Thelma Ramsey, jeanette
Moore. Marjorie Williams, Mary Viii
liams, Marie West, sherwood Myers;
Messrs. Post, Frame, Kinkaid, Arthur
Moore, Redmond, Hardy, Dillingham;,
Stoneseifer
PERFORMERS - Misses Dickson,
Moore, Campbell, Niyouche, Mrs. Teit-
gems; Messrs, Wagner, Gardenhire,
Suggs.
One Step-Miss Dickson, Mr.. Wag-
oner
Moore, Mr.. Wagner.
Guests of the Cabaret.
In Fair Bohemia Mr.. Gardenhire
Gypsy Rhapsodie Miss Campbell
Miss Nivouche
Violin Mrs. Teitgens
Dream Waltz Miss Nivouche
Mr.. Suggs
Guests of the Cabaret.
The Daily Ardmoreite. [volume] (Ardmore, Okla.) 1893-current, 1914-02-08
A WOMAN'S APPEAL

To all knowing sufferers of rheumatism,
whether muscular or Of the joints, sciatlca,
lumbagos, backache, pains in the kidneys or
neuralgia pains, to write to her for home
treatment which has repeatedly cured all Of
these tortures. She feels it her duty to send
il to all sufferers FREE. You cure yourself
at home as thousands will testify-no change
Of climate being necessary. This simple
discovery banishes uric acid from the blood,
loosens the stiffened joints, purifies the blood
and brightens the eyes, giving elasticity and
tone to the whole SYSTEM. III the above
Summers, Box K, South Bend, Ind-
The Daily Ardmoreite. [volume] (Ardmore, Okla.) 1893-current, 1914-02-08
P|MPLtS AND
CHILDREN
All Mothers Should Carefully Watck
for PimpIes and Use Stuarts Cal
cium Waters the instant
They Appear.

The blood of children changes at a
certain period of their life. 1t IS then
that their beauty is ofttimes made or
marred, the health established or shat
tered
Every mother knows this import
ant period and should keep the blood
OF her children as fresh and as pure
as possible
The Daily Ardmoreite. [volume] (Ardmore, Okla.) 1893-current, 1914-02-08

February 18th in open session. This
will be the second open session the
club has given. Mrs. n. c. Woods is
directress and an unusually interest
ing program has been planned. Each
member has the privilege of inviting
guests, and the club members are au.
Xious that all the music lovers hear
the program.
The Daily Ardmoreite. [volume] (Ardmore, Okla.) 1893-current, 1914-02-08
Fourth Ward Mothers Club

The Mothers Club of the jefferson
school will meet Friday at $3.50 at the
school building The program is a pa
rriotic day program and will begin
promptly at $3.50.
Soldier Drill and Song, by First grade
Opening Song. America" by Club
Lincoln Program. BY second grade.
The Daily Ardmoreite. [volume] (Ardmore, Okla.) 1893-current, 1914-02-08
Carter Avenue Aid Society

The Ladies of the Carter Avenue
Methodist church met Tuesday after
noon and reorganized. The Aid So.
ciety disbanded several weeks ago,
but now are starting to work with en-.
thusiasm and much energy. They will
meet every other Tuesday afternoon at
the church. Their first aim is to raise
the debt on the piano
The Daily Ardmoreite. [volume] (Ardmore, Okla.) 1893-current, 1914-02-08
Colonial Tea.

Mrs. T. X. Kearney and Mrs. J. NJ
Jones will be hostesses to their friends
at a Colonial Tea, afternoon and even
ing of February %, representing Cir
Gle Number Two of Broadway Metho-
list church.
The tea will be given at the home
If Mrs. Jones, corner of Broadway and
3 street.
The Daily Ardmoreite. [volume] (Ardmore, Okla.) 1893-current, 1914-02-08
Approacinu NuptiaIs.

Mrs. Sallie b. Smith announces the
engagement and approaching marriage
Of her niece, Sallie Ruth Hopson, to
Mr.. Hubert T. Stansbury, of Tucum-
carl. New Mexico.
The Daily Ardmoreite. [volume] (Ardmore, Okla.) 1893-current, 1914-02-08

Miss James, which alone insures a
good meeting.
Mrs. James, assisted by Mrs. Ezzell,
served refreshments.
The Daily Ardmoreite. [volume] (Ardmore, Okla.) 1893-current, 1914-02-08
Lily Bid Bridge Club.

The Lily Bid Bridge Club meets on
Thursday afternoon at 2:3O with Mrs
W. p. Poland following the usual GUS
tom Of the club, Mrs. Poland will not
telephone the members
The Daily Ardmoreite. [volume] (Ardmore, Okla.) 1893-current, 1914-02-08
Dancing Party.

Mrs. Crittenden delightfully."- enter
tanned her dancing class Saturday af'
ternoon. This was the last lesson in
this course, and Mrs. Crittenden gave
them all very happy time.
The Daily Ardmoreite. [volume] (Ardmore, Okla.) 1893-current, 1914-02-08

A business meeting of the Jewish
Ladies Aid Society will be held at the
temple Monday afternoon at 2 o'clck,
A full attendance is urged
The Daily Ardmoreite. [volume] (Ardmore, Okla.) 1893-current, 1914-02-08
Vaudeville Entertainment.

The Ladies of St Philips Guild have
planned a very clever vaudeville enter
tainment for February 18th at the OPP
era house
The Daily Ardmoreite. [volume] (Ardmore, Okla.) 1893-current, 1914-02-08
Orio Club.

The Orio Club did not meet Friday
afternoon. owing to the inclemency Of
the weather. The club will meet next
week and study Ring and The Book, "
books seven, eight and nine
The Daily Ardmoreite. [volume] (Ardmore, Okla.) 1893-current, 1914-02-08
Young ladies' Aid.

The Young Ladies' Aid of the Pres.
byterian church meets Wednesday at
2:3O. The Bible study will be the
fourth chapter of Genesis.
The Daily Ardmoreite. [volume] (Ardmore, Okla.) 1893-current, 1914-02-08
Ladies Of the Maccabees.

The Ladies of the Maccabees viii
meet Wednesday, at 2:3O at the K. cf
p. Hall All members are urged to be
present at this meeting.
The Daily Ardmoreite. [volume] (Ardmore, Okla.) 1893-current, 1914-02-08
Christian Aid Society

The Christian Aid Society meets on
Tuesday afternoon with Mrs b. H
Corlew. They will give a water glass
and salt and pepper shaker shower
for the church
The Daily Ardmoreite. [volume] (Ardmore, Okla.) 1893-current, 1914-02-08
Valentine Reception.

The Third Ward Mothers Club will
entertain their friends February 18th
at the high school with Valentine
Tea
The Daily Ardmoreite. [volume] (Ardmore, Okla.) 1893-current, 1914-02-08
Eor Mrs. L. G. White.

Mrs r. j. Ramsesy has issued invita-.
tions for auction complimentary to
Mrs. l.. G White of Cerulan Springs,
Ky
The Daily Ardmoreite. [volume] (Ardmore, Okla.) 1893-current, 1914-02-08

Every member of the Broadway
Methodist Philathea class is requested
to bring one-third of the amount pledg-
cd on the church debt today.
The Daily Ardmoreite. [volume] (Ardmore, Okla.) 1893-current, 1914-02-08

Miss Hattie F'ulk of Arlington, ILL.,,
is visiting her sister Mrs. Arthur
Jones.
The Daily Ardmoreite. [volume] (Ardmore, Okla.) 1893-current, 1914-02-08
Ladies' of the Leaf

The Ladies of the Leaf meet with
Mrs. w. r. Burnitt Monday. The pro-
gram:
The Daily Ardmoreite. [volume] (Ardmore, Okla.) 1893-current, 1914-02-08

Entertains with Six O'Clock Dinner.
Miss Josephine Dickson entertained
thursday evening with six o'clock
dinner of handsome appointments. The
entire home was decorated with guam
titles of pink carnations, sweet peas,
pOtted plants and ferns.
The dining room was beautiful in
The Daily Ardmoreite. [volume] (Ardmore, Okla.) 1893-current, 1914-02-08
Tuesday

3: East Ardmore Presbyterian
!: Ladies Aid Society meets with
!: Mrs. John Chandler.
!: The Guild of st. Philips
:: meets at the rectory.
:: The Ladies Aid Society of
:: Christian church, meets with
:: Mrs. b. II. Corlew.
:; Young Ladies Aid of Broad
:: way Methodist church, meets
8: at the church.
:! Circle Number One of Broad
!: way Methodist church meets
:: with Mrs. Dawson.
:: Circle Number Two of Broad
!: way Methodist church meets
!: with Mrs. John Hoffman, at
:: 2:3O.
!: Circle Number Three of the
8: Broadway Methodist church
:: will meet with Mrs. w. F. War
!: ren at 200 p. m.
:: Circle Number Four of the
!: Broadway Methodist Church
{: meets with Mrs. w. d. Potter
!: at 300 p. m.
:: South Ardmore Baptist Aid
2: at church, Carter Avenue.
:: Broadway Baptist.
The Daily Ardmoreite. [volume] (Ardmore, Okla.) 1893-current, 1914-02-08
EASY TO DARKEN
YOUR. GRAY HAIR
You Can Bring Back Color and Lqstre
With Sage, Tea and
Sulphur

When you darken your hair with
Sage Tea and Sulphur, no one can
tell, because it's done so naturally, SO
evenly Preparing this mixture, thoug
at home, is mussy and troublesome.
For so cents you can buy at any drug
store the ready-to.use' tomb cafed d"Wy-
eth's Sage and 'Sulph0r fair Rainedy."
Yau just dampen a spohge or soft
brush with it and draw this Through
your hair; taking one small strand at
a time By morning all gray hhir dis
appears, and, after another 'abblica.
ton or two, your hair bet0Ifies beauti-
fully darkened. glossy and luxuriant.
You will also discover dandmff is gone
and hair has stopped falling.
Gray, faded hair, though'no disgrace,
is a sign Of old age, and as we all de.
sire a youthful and attractive,appear-
ancs get busy at'once with Wyeth's
Sage and Sulphur and 'qoSk years
yodnger. ~ ." '.'." 80 '''"'."
d'' g.. e. .. lee. '.... ,..
The Daily Ardmoreite. [volume] (Ardmore, Okla.) 1893-current, 1914-02-08

The Pleasant Hour Club meets this
week with Mrs. Philips.
The Daily Ardmoreite. [volume] (Ardmore, Okla.) 1893-current, 1914-02-08
Vaudeville Entertainment.

A society vaudeville under the di-
rection of Mrs. James Shelby Down
ard, at Robson Opera House, Thurs
day evening February II.
The Daily Ardmoreite. [volume] (Ardmore, Okla.) 1893-current, 1914-02-08

The Ferndale Review Club meets
with Mrs. Bulard Wednesday after
The Daily Ardmoreite. [volume] (Ardmore, Okla.) 1893-current, 1914-02-08

Hair sale at Miss Ry5uthS will be
cohtthusd Monday and"Tutsaay Mrs.
Taylor is closing out Her stock Of
long switches and cufis. -
The Daily Ardmoreite. [volume] (Ardmore, Okla.) 1893-current, 1914-02-08
Philharmonic Club.

The Philharmonic Club meets on
The Daily Ardmoreite. [volume] (Ardmore, Okla.) 1893-current, 1914-02-08
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THE WEEKS CALENDAR
Monday

Monday
Ladies of the Leaf, NETS with
Mrs. w. X. Burnitt.
The Daily Ardmoreite. [volume] (Ardmore, Okla.) 1893-current, 1914-02-08
Wednesd ay

Mrs. F. J. Ramsey entertains
with auction bridge.
Ferndale Review Club with
Mrs. Bulard.
Young Ladies Aid of Presby-
terian church meets at the an
mex.
Meeting Ladies of Maccabees
at X. p. Hall, 2:30 p. m.
The Daily Ardmoreite. [volume] (Ardmore, Okla.) 1893-current, 1914-02-08

Thursday.
Lily Bid Bridge Club with
Mrs. w. p. Poland.
First Ward Mothers Club at
school building.
The Daily Ardmoreite. [volume] (Ardmore, Okla.) 1893-current, 1914-02-08
A Happy Pair

Constance Miss Niyouche
Ferdinand Mr.. Hackbosh
b
The Daily Ardmoreite. [volume] (Ardmore, Okla.) 1893-current, 1914-02-08
Friday

Orio Club at high school
Summit City Five Hundred
Club.
Third Ward Mothers Club re-
ception.
The Daily Ardmoreite. [volume] (Ardmore, Okla.) 1893-current, 1914-02-08
Mechanical Dolls

Mechanical Dolls
Queenie Miss Shuman
Little Sparkler Miss Myers
WaXey Miss HOFFMAN
Chocolate Drop Miss Louise Wall
English Chappie Dorothy Downard
Chorus
Misses Alice Brown, Lucille Butler,
Vida Booth Charlsie Granberg, Dot
McGee. Neltz Coleman, lola Bell Lynn.
Valet Mr.. Bertram Kei9her
Bobbie Boy Mr.. Gardenhire
Shop Girl Miss Campbell
Bachelors Dream
First Sweetheart Miss sherwood
The little Milkmaid Miss Noble
The Spirit of Co-Ed Miss Peterman
The Yale Girl Miss Dickson
The Gypsy Girl Miss Blank
| lie NIlTl ne iTOllbu w LII
Miss Marjorie Williams
The Girl from the Golden WCst
Miss McNeese
The Tennis Girl
Miss Dorothy Dickson
His Indian Maiden Mss West
The Daughter of the Regiment
Miss Robinson
His Waltz Dream Miss Ramsey
The Yachting Girl
Miss Mary Williams
The Girl from Spain Miss Nivouche
The Maid from Holland
Miss Campbell
The Chrysanthemum Girl
MISS tTaley
The Merry Widow Miss Moore
The Maid from Italy
Miss jeanette Moore
The Bride Miss McCo!
The Valet Mr.. Bertram Keicher
The Bachelor Mr.. Redmond
The Reader Mrs. c. l.. Anderson
Sketch - Smith and Potter
A Scene in Arcadia
Cleo and Heroditus
The Daily Ardmoreite. [volume] (Ardmore, Okla.) 1893-current, 1914-02-08

Saturday
Thimble Tea Club
Younger Set Five Hundred
Club.
:: !: :: :: :: :: ;: ;: ;: :: :: !: :: ::
The Topeka state journal. [volume] (Topeka, Kansas) 1892-1980, 1914-04-20
Jayhawker lots

Mrs Tom Thomson OF the Howard
Courant insists that those mothers VINO
do not fear their daughters Will NOT
marry, fear that they will.
Musical note, in tho Norton Cham
pion: Norton has few nasal singers
not to be sneesed at when they re-
hearse the opera, La Grippe.
OF Little points out In his Alma En-
terprise: 1t Is not really necessary to
wear . narrow skirt In order to walk
the straight and narrow way.
II seems unusually appropriate that
Mas Corvette. Of Toronto, should
work In a music store. Or rather she
did, just having resigned her position.
Philander Pulveriser IL quoted by the
Erie Record ~ saying: NY idea OF .
busy man IL one who assists the wom-
On Of Q small town In seeing that they
get Justice" At annual school cleo
lions.
That the children Of today very
much need religious information. VIII
appear from this incident. says the
Anthony Bulletin: In our public
to find out from the scholars why GOOD
Friday, and one child told her II was
the time to plant beans
One OF the small towns in eastern
Kansas advertises that It wants q
good pitcher that can also lead the
News. s enad it a nSss: II good third
baseman. doubling on alto and able to
play the piano in the picture show
nights would be any inducement, We
believe we can locate the man.
Suppose. suggests the Leroy Re-
porter. pa should como down town
one Of these chilly days without his
coat or collar, and his shirt unbut-
toned down about six inches from his
Adams apple. his trouser leg slit half
way to the belt straps, and hose 80
thin you could see tho corns on his
instep. I say, just suppose he would,
but don't think he will.
Told by the Axten Standard: An Ak
tell man who IL troubled with = case OF
red nose which IL the source Of much
anguish to him. recently read In an
Eastern paper that for the small sum
Of ten cents he would receive a posi-
tive cure If the money was sent to q
certain address. He sent the dime and
received the following advice: Keep
ON drinking until 1t turns blue" He II
still mad.
Mary Shiftless tackled her father
the other day for another book she
had to have At school, writes B. r.
Walker, Of tho Osborne County Far
mer, in the Kansas City Star. II don't
know what the blamed schools arc
coming to- shouted old Bill. every
month or SO you have to have q new
book. We did not have all these ex-
penses when / was young and don't
see but what have got along just as
well as these educated fools. sim
ply can't afford it. / guess you will
have to quit" Mrs. Shiftless had just
done a big washing for neiehbor
and collected the money. Marie got
her book. Old Bill sauntered down.
town to argue about the Panama Canal
tolls.