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melodic and rhythmical effectiveness. Both
Adele" and "Puppchen" are proofs Of
his skill in this direction. The music OF
the latter work had never been heard in
the theatre here until two numbers were
interpolated last night. but is constantly
played elsewhere. The score of "The
Queen of the Movies" is just as strong in
this particular. and the success OF the
work last night was due in large de-
gree--to considerably larger degree. in
fact. than has been true OF many oper-
eta scores this year-to the charm
of the music. IL is rather a heady, de-
cided charm. not in the least in the deli
cate manner OF Fail. who Is more deferen-
tial to the right style than most of his
contemporaries. but IL has its more or
less intoxicating effect.
The manner of the production would
have been OF inest,mabie value to any
musical play The chorus-large in num-
bers. not in individual bulk--was uncom-
monty prepossessing from the physical
point of view. Probably managers
do not after all deserve So much credit
for selecting beautiful girls when there
are so many TO he had. as one finds in
every play to-day. Then they were taste
fully dressed and with the usual lavish
ness OF the comic opera stage to-day. A
number Of the songs We're honored with
urgent demands Tor repetition, such AS
I'm the Night" 1.-The Kiss Duet" sung
in an elevator; Girls. Run Along and
"Oh. Celia" Pardon Me u I Stutter
was sung 10y Felix Adler. who suffered
so that he could speak only after singing
a few bars from some popular rag, such as
Get out and Get Under" while among
the other appreciated numbers were For
give and Forget and AS You Rest in
His Arms"
Valli Nalli. stul slight. English and
sympathetic In high degree. with hci
I =. 4
| sang the heroine. while Alice Dovey wa
the lovely embodiment OF the stepdaugh
| ter IN love with the movie hero. who wa.
| by way OF being a titled French arts
| tocrat Miss Nalli added more dis
' tinctlon than any OF her associates to ths
performance. but she always secins
dfferent-in fine way at that from
those about hcr IN plays of this class
1t was said that her severe cold made Il
necessary for her to have n doctor he
hind the scenes throughout the play. Sh,
has never acted with greater charm no.
danced with such vlrtuosity. Her dane
| ing with Frank Moulan to one OF tn,
numbers from "puppchen' was one %
| the most appauded features OF the eve
ming.
Frank Moulan was Industrious but /
was a trick of fate to lay on his shoulder
the burden OF amusing his fellow men
Felix Adler. a newcomer from vaudeville
was agreeable as the manager of tn
moving picture theatre. jeanette Horton
John Godsworthy James Redmond ant
! Dan Coliyer. whose reference to his oil,
days at Harrigan and Harris was cordial,
| received by the audience. were othe
members of the capable company.
The first scene was massive I'm its eiab
orateuess. but f. did Tot seem any heavie
than the first act. which moved too slowl
for pleasure In Its contemplation or in tn
| authorization OF what was TO come
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and I'D Day In stop That Noise" Miller
and Tempest, Fred Morton. the Benedettos,
tho Revolving Collins and photo plays.
The Alhambra Theatre has an attractive
bill this week made up OF Jack Wilson.
assisted by Ada Lane and Jack Boyle.
the Start" Everett Shlnn's funny ''meller-
drammer" burlesquc: the Avon Comedy
Four. Edwin Stevens. aided by Tina Mar
shall. in The Troubles Of X. & j." !:
Ethel Green. the Jsssling McRans, the
Three 1iedders, stuart and Kelley and
f'rowiey and Hunt.
Emma Carus. recently star OF "A
broadway Honeymoon is appearing this
week at the Colonial Theatre. Others
on the bill include Morris Cron!n and
Ills Merry Men. MARY Elizabeth. Laddie
CHI. B. a. Rolfc's musical fantasy. The
Porch Party; Joseph IIart's latest Offer
ing. "a Telephone Tangle" Will Rogers.
volant and his Flying Tiano. La Valera
and Melvin Stokes In "a Dash of Spanish"
and the Hickey Brothers.
Paul McAllistcr and his company are
heading the bill at The Bronx Theatre
this week IN a new playlct called putting
II over" Eva Davenport and company are
appearing in The Ceiling Walker" a
comedy sketch by Edgar Allan woolf and
the remainder OF the programme in
cludes Refine Davies, Ashley and Canfeld
Madge Terry. Claude Golden, Duffy and
f.orenz. Herbert's Dogs. I.ibonata. the
De Nole Trio and the great Asahi troupe
OF Japanese entertainers.
Ed. Lee Wrothe and The Ginger
Girls are this weeks attraction at the
Columbia Theatre. The two act buresque.
Of which Mr.. Wrothe as Jdnitor Higgins
Is the central figure. Is entirely new this
season. Mr. Wrothe has the assistance
Of a number Of well known burlesquers.
including Jane lie Beau. Henry 4. Nelson,
owen Martin. Fay St Clair. Luella
Temple. the Alpine Quartet and a large
chorus
VIII J. Kennedy and THE Girls From
Starland' are this weeks Offering at the
Murray Hill Theatre. The piece Is in
two acts. with the scenes occurring on
board an ocean liner and on roof garden
Mr.. Kennedy is appearing in his well
known character. Hcsekidh Strddier.
The supporting company includes Miss
Billie Hill. the Mcconnell Sisters. Eddie
Castano and other popular burlesque per-
formers and a large chorus and ballet.
Miners Peoples Theatre on the Bowery
has this week Sam Howe and his Love
makers company. THE I.ovemakers"
will present their Columbia Theatre sue
cess. The Kissing Maid" with Dolly
pupree. Vera Desmond. Stef Anderson.
Anna Vernon. Harry Prescott. Fred
Nolan, Butler Vaudeville, the Aston Four
and chorus of twenty-four.
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FoRBEs.RoBERTsoN's FAREWELL
PrORra mme Arranged for His Final
| Might In New York,

An Interesting programme has been
arranged for Sir Johnston Forbes Robert
sons final appearance on tho New York
stage ut the Manhattan Opera House on
January "a, showing both himself and Lady
Forbes Robertson Gertrude Eliiott) In
varying phases of their art. The pro-
gramme will start with tho first act OF
THE Passing OF tho Third Floor Back"
followed by the Sphinx scene of Bernard
Shaws Caesar ana Cleopatra" and the
scene In the palace. This will be sue
ceeded by the third act of 1.-The Light That
Failed" The programme will terminate
with the entire last act of Hamlet"
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HOUSE OF BONDAGE" AGAIN.
Underworld Play, Rewritten, to Re
Given At the Long Acre.

The House of bondage" dramati-
cation in four acts OF Reginald Wright
kauffman's novel Of social evils will be
produced at the Long Acre Theatre on
January 10 with the approval and in
dorsement" OF the Medical RcrieD Of Re
ricrs and the Practical Mothers Associa-
ton. The play was stopped by the po-
lice on December 10 when 1t was pre-
scented at the Cecil Spooner Theatre at
1881 street and Southern Boulevard. The
Bronx. and Miss Spooner and her man
ager were arrested. The piece has since
been rewritten.
Purchasers OF seats for the perform
ances will be entitled to membership in
the sociological fund of the Medical Re-
ricic Of RerieIS as was done in the case
OF Damaged Goods" FULLY Marshall,
who plays the part OF Mar. will he stage
director. .Eiita Proctor Otis will be Nine.
Rose and Cecil Spooner will play her
original role Of Mary. the heroine.
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Ann Meredith, Frederick Trucsi,ll, Maui0
Granger VIII Archie. Marion Swaync,
George Hassoll. sam colt and Vivian
Tobin.
The play Is based on the humorous fea-
lures of the elastic divorce laws of this
country. The principal character Of the
play has been divorced twice and married
for the third time, and while on her
honeymoon she meets her two former
husbands at the same hotel. The atten'
lions shown by them TO their oX-wife in
cites the Jealousy Of the latest husband.
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NEW FR0HMAN PRODUCTION.
"The LaughinG Husband" . Musical
Play, Seen In Rochester.

ROCHESTER,. y. V. Jan. 1..-Charles
Frohman produced THE Laughing Hus-
band" his latest musical Offering of the
season. tonight at the Lyceum Theatre.
The piece originated in Vienna and is In
three acts. with music by Edmund Eyser
and book by Arthur wimper!s.
In the cast were Betty Callish OF the
Gaiety Theatre, London; julius Steger'
William Norris. Roy Atwell. Venita Fitz-
hugh. Frances Demarest. Josie Intropidi.
John Daily Murphy and Fred Walton
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More "Merry Whirl" Attractions.

In addition TO the many fancy dances to
DC presented In THE Merry Whirl' by
members OF the Junior League at tho
.Wt'doI Astoria On Friday and Saturday
Sere will be booths for the sale OF re-
lteshments. flowers, confectionery, cigar
.ues' posters and other articles. Debu-
,ah'es and others In Oriental and Pier
.rtle costumes will be at the booths.
among them will be the Misses Mary CUT
NMns Cumnock, Alice Haven. Helen Hiss
nnoel Johnston, Margaret Porter, Evelyn
GROWN and Winifred Chisolm.
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$4,000 For Heroes ON Gregory.

The Gulf Refining Company, owners OF
the wrecked oil carrier Oklahoma, sent Q
check for $4,000 to the Booth Line yes
terday to be divided equally among Capt,
William Aspinall OF the steamship Gregory
and the three officers, X, Il. Buck. Sidney
Williams and +. ID. Roberts. who jumped
into a wild sea to save five castaways Of
the Oklahoma.
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THE RULE OF THREE PLAYED.
New Farcical Comedy of Guy nOIton
Seen in Springfield, Mass.

SPRINGFIELD, Mass. Jan. 1.-THE New
Era Producing Company presented for the
frst time on any stage at the Court Square
Theatre tonight The Rule of Three"
farcical comedy by Guy Bolton. The cast
included Katherine Grey. Orrin johnson.
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FLEES WHEN CABLE
REVEALS SWINDLE
Former Model Employee Who
Got S36, 1000 on "Leather
Deal" Disappears.
$500 REWARD OFFERED
Argentine Firms Reject Drafts
and New York Friend
starts Search.


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shipped TO them from New York and that
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The Ely miner. [volume] (Ely, Minn.) 1895-1986, 1914-09-11

ALREADY the large bakers are
talking of cutting down the size of
bread loaves or raising the price
and give a scarcity of -four as a
reason for the rise. How they re-
concile their statements with the
United States crop reports is hard
to imagine. A report from Wash
ington on Sept. 9Th says: There
will be no bread famine in the
United States this year. The
largest wheat crop in history has
just been harvested and according
to the United States Department
of Agriculture, the total production
is approximately Oil 900, 900
bushels; nearly $50, 900, 900 bushels
more than any previous crop pro-
duced in the United States We
have at least 25O,OOO,OOO bushels
OF wheat which are not needed tor
consumption at home or for seed.
The surplus production of the
United States usually goes to
Europe, but under present condi-
tions, caused by the European war
this cereal cannot cross the ocean.
About $4,000, 900 bushels have
already been taken for export, but
most of it is being held at the ports
of departure. Conditions across
the water are not so encouraging.
War in Europe tends to prevent
the shipment of wheat from sur
plus European countries to those
which need imports-for example
from Russia to France, and a
famine there seems inevitable.
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ECONOMY AND EFFICIENCY
ByJOHN S. PARDEE, Sec.

wilw
thee rounds ndw PoveIn 81
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LOOK YOURSELF IN
THE FACE.
(By Major r. w. Barber)

The reaper of death sweeping
over Europe brings to our mind
thought worthy of more than
casual consideration.
Let us look ourselves in the
face, and think-think for the
benefit of humanity, for the veal
of posterity.
In all parts of the country schools
are opening for the fall and winter
terms, and much of the future will
depend upon the training of the
youth of today. -
Never in our history was there a
time when it was more imperative
that hasty passions and vindictive
temperaments be curbed and eradi-
Gated.
Never was there time when the
inculcation of brotherly love and a
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one other, not named when this is
written.
And when those men say the bill
is correct in form, the rest of us
can assume that it is as we'll drawn
as though we had done it ourselves.
The commission, of course, re-
tains control of its contents, which
follow the outline presented in the
preliminary report, and looks to it
that the details are in accordance
with that outline. In the essential
features, in fact, there is no thought
of departing from the outline.
A business organization, includ-
ing business-like responsibility,
business methods of appropriations
and accounting, and the merit
system in civil service-that is the
lOuilQdtlOu III IL all.
The lawyers will certify that as
drafted the bill says exactly and in
the plainest language possible,
what the commission intends to
say.
The legislature will use its judg-
ment about accepting, altering or
rejecting it. But whatever the dis
position of the legislature, it will
not have to do anything on an I'M
certainty.
Plan and bill together are being
developed in daylight.
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clubs, and on home and school
garden exhibits.
The dairy cattle display by Prof.
George P. Grout, and will include
animals from every herd of pure
bred animals in Northeastern Min
nesota.
A canning demonstration by the
state agricultural college, and the
federal department of agriculture,
a display of approved farm and
dairy machinery. a large floral dis
play, and a horticultural exhibit
arranged by the Northwestern
Minnesota Horticultural society,
will be features in the agricultural
department.
The Exposition will open with
an industrial parade Monday even
ing, Sept. FL. Special entertain
ment features will be arranged for
each day of the exposition, which
will be open every afternoon
and evening during the week.
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consideration for others was more
urgently required.
The youth of today will be the
men of tomorrow, and as we train
them now so will they be then.
The burden rests heavily upon
us.
We expect the teacher in the
school to transform our child into
a man of learning and honor and
integrity, but do we stop to con-
slider that more depends upon the
parent than the educator?
The one cannot succeed without
the cooperation of the other, but
the two working earnestly and
jointly will accomplish wonderful
results.
We should think before speak
ing.
Harsh words and family jars in
the presence of a child gives it its
first lesson in unruliness and puts
a sharp edge to an awakening tenn
per. 1t is natural for the infant to
copy the example of the parent.
As we expect much from the
teacher, let us give equally of our
own store of patience and con-
sideration.
Infancy demands kindness,
gentleness and sympathy-not the
austere aloofness of age, or the
GOODNESS of indifference.
A child is susceptible to training,
but when it reaches mans estate
opportunity has passed it by.
Shall we heed the lessons of a
world calamity and face the duty
that confronts us?
Shall we look ourselves in the
face?
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HOSPITAL NOTES

Robert Written of Winton was
operated on at the Shipman Hos
pital for tonsils and adenoids this
week.
Robin Walker of the Ely high
school faculty was operated on at
the hospital this week. Mr.. Wal
ker is laid up and is only able to be
about on crutches.
Alice Seliskar and Emil Harrio
were operated OH at the Shipman
Hospital for tonsils and adenoids
this week.
David Kuitunen underwent an
operation at the hospital this week.
Carl Sutherland was operated on
at the Shipman Hospital this week
for cancer of the hip.
Olof Fist, Edward Larson, John
Kantu, John Manninen and Victor
Maxi of Winton are patients at the
Shipman Hospital.
Anton Nystrom of the Swallow
& Hopkins campis patient at the
hospital.
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Industrial Exhibit

The big rink of the Duluth Curl
ing Club will house the Third An
nual Industrial, Dairy and Agri
cultural Exposition, which will be
held in Duluth one week, Septem-
Der Fl to 26.
The first floor will be devoted to
agricultural products, dairy cattle
and farm machinery; the second
floor will be transformed into an
Egyptian city, in the buildings of
which will be shown the articles
that are manufactured in Duluth.
Over $3.50 in premiums are Of
fered in the agricultural depart
ment, about 5000 of the amount
being offered on potatoes. Prem
iums are also offered on collections
of market garden products, on col
lections displayed by farmers
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Whatever else may be true of the
bill to carry out the efficiency COM
missions plan. it will surely be
leak proof.
When c. P. Craig, chairman of
the commission, outlined the plan
before the state bar association he
concluded with the statement,
Our final report will not be long
treatise on good government, we
propose to present it in the form OF
bill-a concrete measure.
This is something" said H.
V. Mercer, the retiring president,
that we ought to support; it is
something of statewide Importance
without any factional bias.
I'VE ought to do more than
that" said the next man who
claimed the floor. We ought to
cooperate with this commission. F"
And thereupon it was voted that a
committee from the bar association
should counsel the efficiency CON-
mission on the legal phases. The
committee will include Mr.. Mercer,
John c.. Williams, who preceded
him as president of the state bar,
E. M. Morgan of the university
law school-he edited the Duluth
city charter which has been called
model in form-a representative
of the attorney generals Office, and
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Subscription $2per Year.

Entered at the post Office at Ely. Mime
sofa as second class matter.
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1OHN COrnman was q farmer first and
banker the side. He had
~ made success as farmer, put
some money away in the bank, and
then one day when the bank wished to
enlarge it's capital 1t called ON John TO
become stakeholder and officer. John
was willing, and SO became q banker ON
the side. He did his duty by the bank,
but ne always considered himself a
farmer first, and he liked nothing bet
ter than to get q farmer OF by his desk
I'm the bank and talk good farming to
him.
Bill Jones came into the bank one
day to pay the Interest on the mort
gage on his farm, and John got hold of
him.
"BiIl," said John, "why don't you pay
on that mortgagefs
saint got the cash." was BiII's re-
Spouse.
"Get It," answered John.
"HOwro said HaL
Easy" ret0Hfad John. "Grow corn,
clover and alfalfa and feed 'em to live
stock. There's The game that will win
and let you wfD0 cut that mortgage"
"How much go Dc You get to the
"Oh, twenty.Ssven, Twenty eight
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out, until It II . wonder It grew ut all.
Besides from the crib you have NO
chance to select early maturing ears or
ears from good stalks. Hang 1t, Pm
surprised that you got even twenty
eight bushels to the acre. YOU must
have worked well to do that"
"Now, Bill, what You need" went on
John, els to select your seed corn I'm
Seed Corn Week, Sept 1919, from the
standing corn In the field. Here In Q
copy of Bulletin No. o, from the College
of Agriculture. 1t will tell you just
how to select your seed corn from the
standing corn In the field and how to
cure IL. Then you can test IL I'm the
spring before planting, and say. Bill, ~
you'll follow those rules, work Jour
corn as well next year as you did last,
and don't get more than twenty efght
bushels to the acre, I'll credit you with
so on that mortgage anyway. IL You
do get more than twenty-eight bushels
to the acre, you are to pay the price of
what you get over twenty-eight bushels
ON the mortgage"
Bill agreed and started out.
"Say, BILL" called John, "teu your
peighbOrs, too. II they want copies of
that bulletin tell 'em TO write to the
Extension Division, Unfversity Farm.
st. PAUL"
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WAR ON POOR SEED CORN!

bushels" answered Bill, scratching his
head.
"Might just as well have been forty
said the farmer-banker. 1.-THE average
for the state last year was forty, SO
you were way behind. Say you grew
twenty-efght bushels to the acre last
year. You had twenty acres In corn.
The average price for the year was 30
cents bushel. You got. therefore $50
worth of corn. Now If you had grown
the average grown in the state-forty
bushels to the acre-yOu would have
had 500 bushels, worth $400. or $40
more. That $120 would have made
good hole In your mortgage. Bill, and Ii
you had fed your corn on the farm. you
would have had a good deal more 10 ap-
ply on your mortgage"
"Well." said Bill. 81 kind O. thought
was going to get more corn than i did
last year. Somehow 1t didn't pan out"
"Where did you get your seedf' asked
John.
"Out of the crib, long toward spring."
answered Bill.
"Gee, Bill, the first thing you know
you'll be the worst back number Ah the
country. The crib is no place to go for
seed corn. There the corn has frozen
and thawed out. and frozen and thawed
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would be about S32.

would be about S32.
And not chirp from the mill
tants
Be not alarmed! That rumble
in the distance is only the army of
candidates preparing to charge the
noble voter at the polls.
To call it war is inadequate.
Coin a new word.
The rulers of Europe are all
linked together by marriage. which
is proof positive that a family jar
is about the worst brand of scrap
On record.
When stumped for an answer,
look wise and let the other fellow
talk.
If the crowned heads of Europe
ever get to heaven they will stir up
a scrap among the angels.
President of the United States of
Europe wouldn't sound SO bad,
and is quite within the possibili-
ties.