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The Green Forest tribune., 1914-06-19
Perils of Riches.

II, The Masters Exhortation, w. 23-31. As a great teacher and philos opher Jesus took this occasion to point out the perils of riches Nearly every man is willing to run the risk. We have, however but to look about us to see illustration after illustration of the truth of these words. How hard ly''-increased wealth, decreased piety. How hardly'-men seek to tone down this picture, but have no right so to do. The only safety is found in the words of verse 27, with God all things are possible" The most severe test possible to be given to mans relig- ious experience is for him to be pros pered in wealth or position. The rich young ruler is an evidence of the fact that such a goddess life is restless one.
 Notwithstanding his possessions, his refinement, the privileges of his posi- tion and life so cleanly lived as to leave nc vulgar moral scar, yet he ex- claims: What shall I do that I may inherit eternal life?" It was easier for the proverbial camel to have en- tered the city gate Cor a literal heedle's eye as you prefer) than for this young man to yield to God the control of his life. Every life is under control. A goddess life is a self-con- trolled life. As men came to Jesus he saw perfectly their individual needs; their peculiar malady.
 The disciples were amazedy at the masters words and thought # rich man cannot be saved there l.s hope for none. Such is not the \
 This i$ revealed in, the reply toS
 n. Mel ar
The Green Forest tribune., 1914-06-19
Confidential.

The dull routine of the day in the bank was one day frightened by the receipt of the following communica- tion:
 Dear Bank: What interust would you give on Deposit of Is dollers? What interust per annium and also (contidenshiaD could my Husband draw it out without my signachure an is it the Law and that I would have to have his Permission to Deposit it thare in your Bank. Please to ancer back an be sure to say what interust per annium an If he can draw it out Yours with respeck"
The Green Forest tribune., 1914-06-19
Professional Courtesy.

Two Texas doctors met on the street.
 T feel sorry for you You ought not to be out in this kind of weather. You are sick man." sair Dr. Blister. T am not feeling very well,' re- piled Dr. Soonover.
 What doctor is treating you?"
 T am prescribing for myself.
 You shouldn't do that. You are liable to be arrested for attempted suicide"
The Green Forest tribune., 1914-06-19
The Middle Course.

Senator Root at a reception was discussing the Mexican situation.
 Steer a middle course" he said to an extremist These extreme ideas are always wrong.
 Thus at tea, one young girl asked another:
 And where are you going this sum- mer, dear?'
 From the way mother talks was the reply, you'd think we were going Newport. From the way father
 you'd think we were going to .,earye. But suppose we'll steer a middle course, as usual, and put in a fortnight at a SIP Atlantic City board ing house."
The Green Forest tribune., 1914-06-19
Wanted to See Novelty.

A little girls uncle wrote her let ter, using a script" typewriter, the letters of which were joined as those in ordinary handwriting. The little girl noticed the difference between this type and that more generally used with interest.
 "Oh uncle, uncle," she cried, upon her next visit to his office, q want to see the typewriter that writes words intead of lettersi"
The Green Forest tribune., 1914-06-19
Where He Came In.

Grace was a country girl, whose parents sent her to the city to at- tend college. When the holidays came around and she came home, her mother gave a reception in her honor
 Some of the girl friends asked Grace to show them her new gowns. Obligingly she brought out several modish gowns, and. hcl hp a par ticularly pretty one of >. she said:
 Isn't this one perfectly beautiful? And just think 1t came from a poor, little insignificant worm"
 Her hardworking father was seated near, watching the performance, and he replied:
 "Yes, darn it, and I'm that worm!" -Lippincott's.
The Green Forest tribune., 1914-06-19
Easily Accomplished.

Judge Harrington, when leader of the opposition in the New Brunswick legislature, representing the county of Westmoreland, was once delivering a vigorous address in the house against some measure of the government, then led by MT. Blair.
 "Oh, that my constituents in West moreland could hear me now" ex- claimed the opposition leader in vio- lent tones.
 MT. Blair motioned to an attendant.
 Open the windows he said.
The Green Forest tribune., 1914-06-19
Saved.

The chief Powhatan was about to pulverize MT. John Smith when a shriek rent the air and Pocahontas stood beside them.
 "Stay!" she commanded
 ''Ah!" exclaimed Smith, who was noted for his fertility in resource, you are the first I ever loved"
 Pocahontas was just graduated and believed everything she heard, and so they were married.
The Green Forest tribune., 1914-06-19
Business Is on It's Way Out Again.


 Speaking of the business outlook the Manufacturers Record says that a group of New York men had gath cred in rather mournful spirit, and as they discussed the business out look, which seemed to them to grow darker and darker, one wit in the party, turning to staid, much per turbed financier, said:
 MT. Blank, can you tell me how far a dog can run into the woods?"
 MT Blank, somewhat irritated at such trivial remark at a time of serious discussion, rather tartly re- piled that he supposed a dog could run into the woods just as far as he wanted to-
 "No," said the questioner. when he has run halfway into the woods he is then running out of the woods"
The Green Forest tribune., 1914-06-19
LIFE INSURANCE AGENTS!

If you want contract with Strong, Reliable Company, write Beaumont | Brothers, General Agents, Southwest ern Department, Home Life Insurance Company of New York. Gazette Build ing, Little Rock, Ark-Adv.
The Green Forest tribune., 1914-06-19
NO BUGS, NO WORRY.

You can kill every bedbug, ant, flea, mite, vegetable and plant insect in a jiffy with Ross Dead Quick" Spray. It puts mosquitoes out of business. Sold by your druggist. W. c. Ross Manufacturing company, Little Rock, Ark.-Adyt.
The Green Forest tribune., 1914-06-19

expected to have to undergo an opera tion, but the first b 0 tile I took of Lydia E. Pinkham's V e ge t a ble Com. pound relieved me of the pains in my side and I continued it's use until I became re gular and free from pains. 1 had asked several doc
The Green Forest tribune., 1914-06-19
IT MAKES SICK SKINS WELL

No matter how long you have been tortured and disfgured by itching, burning, raw or scaly skin humors, just put a little of that soothing, anti septic resinol ointment on the sores and the suffering stops right there! Healing begins that very minute, and in almost every case your skin gets we'll so quickly you feel ashamed of the money you threw away on tedi- ous, useless treatments.
 Resinol ointment and 1esinol soap clear away pimples, blackheads, and dandruff; great for sunburn and insect bites. Sold by all druggists.-Adv.
The Green Forest tribune., 1914-06-19

A young man who imagines that he has been called to preach the gos- pei may discover later that few peo- pie have been called to listen to him.
The Green Forest tribune., 1914-06-19

The mystery of the Mona Lisa smile has at last been solved. The artist caught her expression when she was trying to laugh at one of. her hus- bands jokes
The Green Forest tribune., 1914-06-19
Whenever You Need a General Tonic
 Take Groves

The Old Standard Groves Tasteless chill Tonic is equally valuable as a q al Tonic because it contains the a tonic properties ot QUININE 2 4. It acts on the Liver. Drives ria, Enriches the Blood and
 the Wtole System. 50 cents
The Green Forest tribune., 1914-06-19
Out and In.

At last my dear am out of debt." " Good. Now I can go down and get the new outfit I wanted on credit"
The Green Forest tribune., 1914-06-19
Where the Adaqe Is True.

Gobang-I attended a spiritualistic seance last night and the spirit of my father appeared.
 Grymes-You should remember that appearances are deceptive.
The Green Forest tribune., 1914-06-19
DON'T STOP WORK

Because of Biliousness, Constipation, Headaches. Indigestion, etc. Just take one BONDS LIVER PILL and go on with your duties.
 You will be we'll shortly and your troubles forgotten. Or, if you take one Bonds Pill at bedtime, you will wake ? well with no unpleasant memo
 Send for free sample.
 eware of limitations and the host of
 w-fangled," "Just-as-Good" so-called yer remedies that crowd the news pers and the drug stores. Stick to HONEST and WELLPROVEN oND'SLIVERPILLS Made by Bonds aarmacy Co.,. Little Rock, Ark. Adv.
The Green Forest tribune., 1914-06-19
RUB-MY-TISM

Will cure your Rheumatism and all kinds of aches af& Neuralgia, Cramps, Collie, Sprains, Bruises, Cuts, Old Sores, Burns, etc Antiseptic Anodyne. Price 25c.-Adv.
The Green Forest tribune., 1914-06-19
As to Jones.

Jones puts his watch under his pillow nights
 T notice he likes to sleep over time"
The Green Forest tribune., 1914-06-19
sHAKEINTo YotR SHOES

Aliens Foot Ease, the Antissptic powder for Tired Tender, swollen nervous f.,et. Gives rest and comfort. Makes dancing deljgh Sold every where s6c. Don't accept aug substitute. For FREH sam pie, address Allen s. Olmsted, Le Roy, N. Y. Adv
The Green Forest tribune., 1914-06-19

Makes the laundress happy-that's Red Cross Ball Blue. Makes beautiful, clear white clothes. All good grocers. Adv.
The Green Forest tribune., 1914-06-19
Such a Lanquaqe!

Gabe-Why did Smith go crooked? Steve-He was in straitened circum stances.-Cincinnat Enquirer.
The Green Forest tribune., 1914-06-19

Their fickleness is what makes some girls interesting.
The Green Forest tribune., 1914-06-19
LESSON FOR JUNE 21
THE GREAT REFUSAL.

LESSON TEXT-Mark 10:17-31.
 GOLDEN TEXT-''Ye cannot serve God and mammon." Luke 16:13. (Read also entire verse)
The Green Forest tribune., 1914-06-19
Cures OId Sores, other Remedies Won,t cure,

The worst cases, no matter 4 how long standing. are cured ssy the wondYrful, old reliable Dr. 7rrfers AntisSrss--xSeaI oil. It relieves
 Heals at the sa-< s0c. .00
The Green Forest tribune., 1914-06-19
HOW WOMEN AVOID
 OPERATIONS
By Taking Lydia E. Pink hams Vegetable
 Compound.

Cleveland, Ohio My left side pained me so for several years that I
The Green Forest tribune., 1914-06-19
Suggestion to Husbands.

The man who settles matrimonial difficulties by shooting his wife is getting unpleasantly numerous again. Some especially hot form of punish ment should be devised for such of these gentry as do not wisely take matters into their own hands and shoot themselves.-In Star.
 Don't be n!lsled. Ask for Red Cross Ball Blue. Makes beautiful white clothes. At all good grocers. Adv.
 Amongi others, the forger appreci- ates a food name.
The Green Forest tribune., 1914-06-19
Their First Thoughts.

neTr FTrSt nOUgnrS. Wine Drummer (to widow of dead customer, a composer)-May I ask how old your husband was when he led?
 " 4-Only forty Who knows , more he might have done
 ummer-Ah, yes-a4dg
 t at only hypS
 -Fliegende
The Green Forest tribune., 1914-06-19
Important to Mothers

Examine carefully every bottle oi CASTORIA, a safe and sure remedy foI infants and children. and see that ii
The Green Forest tribune., 1914-06-19
INTERNATIONAL SUNDGSQOOL
 LESSON

(By O. E. SELLERS. Director of Even ing Department The Moody Bible Insti tute of Chicago)
The Green Forest tribune., 1914-06-19

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The Washington herald., 1914-07-16
SENATOR JONES MAKES
PLEA FOR TEMPERANCE
Tells Anacostans to Keep Up Cam
paign to Rid Suburb of
Its Saloons.

Senator Wesley l. Jones, Of Washing
ton, and author OF the new excise law in
the District, was the principal speaker at
the temperance mass meeting held last
evening under auspices Of the Anacostia
Federation for Social Service. All of the
speakers so far have dwelt particularly
upon the harm that has been accom-
plished throughout the country by the
liquor traffic. and Senator Jones last
evening gave many statistics TO prove
this. He urged the Federation to keep up
the movement to rid the suburb OF its
saloons and said that with a majority
Of the citizens desiring that the saloons
close he did not see how the excise board
could grant the licenses. Rev. l. Nor
gan Chambers, pastor Of the McKendree
NJ. Z. Church. Washington, also spoke.
The combined chOirs Of the AnacOstia
churches provided the music under D. c.
Smithson.
Electa Chapter No. ?, Order OF the
Eastern Star, of Anacostia. is celebrating
Its twentieth anniversary this week, and
the celebration will he brought TO a close
next Monday with the annual excursion
TO Chesapeake Beach. Twenty years ago
the charter was granted to five women
Of this section. and today Mrs. Eliza p
Watson is the only surviving charter
member At the regular meeting OF the
chapter Mrs. Watson gave an interesting
talk on the growth of the chapter, and
the good IL has accomplished in Ana
costa. Today IL has more than 800 mem
mers Mrs. Watson was the third worthy
matron Of the chapter. while Mrs. Edna
Rauchenstein is the present worthy ma
tron and William Scantlebury, jr., the
worthy patron.
The Washington herald., 1914-07-16
NAVAL ORDERS.

Commander F. 4. Traut. detached COM
mand Charleston; to- Naval Academy
Annapolis. Md.
command Yorktown: to command re-
Ceiving ship at Puget Sound. Wash.
Lieut.. Commander R d. White, de-
taChed ofice Naval Intelligence TO leave
Jersey: to command Jenkins.
Lieut.. Ounior gradel c. C.. Thomas
detached West Virginia; to home and
lieut., (iunior grade) R. S. Edwards
detached Tallahassee: to home and wait
Ensign W. y Richardson. detahced
Isle de Luzon: to Tennessee.
Ensign G. s Dale. detached South
Carolina: to temporary duty receiving
shin at Norfolk. Va.
Surg. VI. 8. Elliott. TO duty navy re-
cruitinC station. New York, n. Y.
Chaplain J. F. Fleming. detached naval
station. Guam: TO Asiatic station.
The Washington herald., 1914-07-16
d. SHORT STORY.
HOPE AND THE ANCHOR.
BY DOROTHY DOUGLAS.
lCorvnEht. I9li.l

CCopyright, lslI)
The two cottages. Hope and Anchor,
| stood at the end OF the car line. They
were like the Siamese twins. so closely
dover had sighed longingly for the pos
session OF both houses when she had
taken the one called Hope.
1T is such a pity" she said to her
mother. that We will no doubt have
scme terrible neighbor in the Anchor.
duck Of cottage like that won't re-
main vacant long"
No, l suppose not" agreed Mrs Wen
dover, ''but'it will be all We can do TO
keep up this one on our limited in
come"
Edna laughed a trihe nervously. 1t
seemed that the opportunity she had
been trying to find for some time had
presented itself
Mother. dear" she said quickly, "I
wonder il you would mind very much IL
tried to add to our income. ! have had
a plan in my head for some time and I
do so want you TO help me-" Her beau
tiful eyes looked searchingly into her
mothers eyes. and she finished her plan:
I want TO start a dainty little tearoom
right here in our cottage. We are in a
splendid position, and the crowds getting
on the car will stop in and get iced
swim in the sound, and" She laughed
joyfully now because she saw that her
mother was almost as enthusiastic as
herself. Maybe they will stop after
climbing the hill from the beach as
WELL
Edna slipped down beside her mothers 5
chair and began outlining her long
cherished scheme.
Two weeks later a dozen dainty gar
den tables arrived at Hope cottage as
well as forty-eight equally attractive
chairs. The large living room in the cot
tage was turned into a summery, fowefy
bower where birds sang and sea breezes
fioated through soft curtains and where
the daintiest of tea services lured the
passing stranger from the heat of the
sun. There were going to be no signs
in the windows. but at the railway sta
tion a small placard would guide thirsty
people to Hope cottage for refreshments
While Edna's tables were being moved
into the small back garden, a load of
furniture stopped at the Anchor and
The Washington herald., 1914-07-16
In the District Courts.

The will Of William v. II. Brown. filed
for probate yeterday. leaves one-third OF
his estate TO his widow, Emma Cole
Brown, provided she does not interfere
with the probate and execution OF the
instrument The other two-thirds are
left to a brother OF the testator. George
w. Brown. to pay the income TO two
children OF the testator, Marjory and
Cornelius, until they become Of age. then
TO turn the principal over to them.
The will OF Charles Somerset, also filed
yesterday. leaves all to his widow. Alice,
for life and then to his nephew. William
Somerset, of New York city.
Suit for 500 was filed against the
Southern Railway Company yesterday
by Ellsworth T. Simpson as a result
OF an alleged assault committed upon
the plaintiff on one OF the company's
trains near Salisbury. n. C, few
months ago. T. l.. Jeffords and CharI,.
A. Keigwin are the plaintiffs attorneys.
Justice Gould. sitting in Criminal Court
No. l, yesterday directed the jury to
acquit Maude Parish, a colored servant,
charged with having stolen Sl42 from
Mrs. Elizabeth H List
The Washington herald., 1914-07-16
SOUTH'S DEMOCRATS
EYING PROGRESSIVES
Louisiana Detection and Breaking Of
Party Lines Here and There
Causing Concern.

Southern Democrats are watching
warIly the activities Of Southern Pro-
gressives. The Louisiana detection from
the Democratic to the Progressive ranks
was not unexpected, but the effect OF
this upon other Southern Progressives is
being watched closely.
Progressives are showing a tendency
to bemuddle party lines in the South by
indorsing Democratic candidates for the
House here and there. A case in point
Is that of W. o. Mulkey, who will sue
coed, Judge Henry D. Clayton, Of Ala
bama, in the House. Mulkey was in
dorsed by the Progressive State commit
tee of Alabama and defeated J. J.
Speight. Judge Clayton's former secre-
tRry. for the nomination.
Alabama Democrats are now trying to
ascertain what part the Progressive in
dorsement played in Mulkey's victory OF
Speight. Mulkey has been appointed on
the District Committee.
The Washington herald., 1914-07-16
COLONIAL BEACH POPULAR.

The pleasure-seekers Of Washington
are taking advantage of the delightful
weekend trips to Colonial Beach on
the steamer st. Johns. Colonial Beach
has long been known as Washington 5
Atlantic City" and is a mecca for the
people whose business prevents them
from getting on for more than a few
days at a time in the summer. Many
amusements have been added to the
attractions OF the beach this year.
and the fishing. Grabbing. and sailing
are better than ever. The ST. Johns
leaves on the weekend trips every Sat
urday at 2:S0 p. m. from the Seventh
street wharf and on Sundays at a. m.
The Washington herald., 1914-07-16
ARMY ORDERS.

First Lieut.. Eugene Santschi. jr.,
Fifteenth Infantry, is detailed as pro-
fessor OF military science and tactics al
the Agricultural College Of Utah, Logan,
Utah, to take effect upon his arrival In
the United States.
Leave from July a to and including
July 81. is granted Col. Charles A DernD-
sey. retired.
Paragraph ., Special Orders. No. lJI,
July :, relating TO Col. John c. Gresham,
Tenth Cavalry. and Lieut. Col. Robert
Ii. Noble, infantry. is amended to take
effect August !. instead of July ..
BY direction Of the President, para
graph l3. Special Orders. No. ljs, July 3,
relating to Majs. Harry G. Bishop. Fifth
Field ARTILLERY, and Willard ID. Newbill,
QgartermssteE Corps. is revoked.
Paragraph 5. Special Orders. No. 15s,
July S. relating TO First Lieut.. James
p. Barney. L. 5. A. retired. is revoked.
Second Lieut.. Karl $. Bradford.
Fifteenth Cavalry, and proceed at the
70 port August "A, to the superintendent.
United States Military Academy.
First Lieut.. Frederick 5. Snyder. Sec
ond Cavalry. will proceed TO West Point.
y. Y, and report August "a, to the
superintendent. United States Military
Academy.
Leave for one month. to take effect on
or about July >. is granted Second Lieut..
George II. Gardiner. Ninth Infantry.
Maj. Frederick II. POmrOy. L. S. A, re-
tired is assigned TO active duty and
detailed for general recruiting service.
He will proceed to Fort SlOcum. y. Y.
and report TO the commanding officer of
the recruit depot at that post for in
struction for ten days in the methods
Of examining recruits. and at the eX-
piratiOn OF this period will proceed 20
Newark. y. j.. and enter upon recruit
Ing duty at that place. relieving Lieut.
Col. Elmer W. Hubbard, retired, from
further duty on recruiting service. Lieut.
Col Hubbard will proceed TO his home.
Mai. Pomroy is appointed an acting
quartermaster.
Leave for seven days. to take effect on
or about July q. is granted First Lieut.
Herbert II. Acheson. Coast Artillery
Corps.
tiIlery Corps. is detailed for service and
20 MI a vacancy in the Quartermaster
Corps. TO take effect October q vice
Capt James r. Pourie. Quartermaster
Corps. who is relieved from detail in
that corps, to take effect October p. is
assigned to the Seventeen Company.
Coast Artillery Corps Capt. Wheatley
will report at the proper time TO the
commanding general. Philippine Depart
ment.
Leave for one month. to take effect
upon his relief from his present duties,
is granted Mai. Edward r. Chrisman.
infantry.
The Washington herald., 1914-07-16
SYME SENDS GHOST
AROUND To NEWMAN
Corporation Council o. Ks Commis-
sioners Acceptance of Pay
Envelope.
HOME RULERS GETTING BUSY

Commissioner Newman yesterday re-
ceived his salary for the first half OF July
following receipt of an opinion from
Corporation Counsel Syme that the no.
tation OF the appeal and the appeal bond
operate to completely supersede the or
der of court In the custer proceeding.
Upon receipt OF the White House re-
ply, in which 1t was stated the President
could not make an appointment 10 re-
ceive the home rule committees SUBJ
committee that II might demand of him
the resignation OF the commissioner, Full
ton r. Gordon, chairman Of the commit
tee, called a special meeting of the home
rulers. The result was not announced,
but 1t is understood that committee hiss
another move to make today toward
ousting the commissioner.
The Washington herald., 1914-07-16
COHnON.

Bond and Casson. former stars Of Ar
cadia. in their big hit, ''Songland." will
head the change Of bill at the Cosmos
today, beginning at the matinees All
innovation the first half of this Of the
week in providing seven instead Of six
acts Will be continuer the last half of the
week. The newcomers will include d
cycling comedy by the Barriers: a blend
OF songs and dances. bright repartee and
music by Bennett and Sterling: a novel
duo in Prince and Dearie. THE College
Chappie and the Girl; Stewart and Earle
in song and dances; the Banta brothers.
clever instrumentalists, and an act to
be announced on the program
The Washington herald., 1914-07-16
OFFICERS ARE INSTALLED.

The following officers were installed at
a meeting OF George Washington Lodge,
No. "a, Independent Order Birth Sholom.
at Pythian Temple Tuesday evening:
President NJ. Leison: vice president. A.
Llchtenberg; recording secretary, A. E.
weIner; financial secretary, Saul Hon-
man; treasurer, NJ. Reichgut; medical ex-
aminer, DR.. B. Newhouse.
The Washington herald., 1914-07-16
CAN'T BUY TRUST CIGARETTES.

York, Pa. July 1&-The army worm
has made its appearance here and mill
lions Of them have been devastating the
crops, beautiful lawns and flowers. The
people did not know how to get rid of
the pest. DR.. E. W. Shirley, however.
discovered a remedy which worked very
quickly. He opened his coop and let his
chickens loose. In a short time they de-
voured the worms so quickly that not
one could be found. Others will try the
same experiment