Pine Bluff daily graphic., 1914-08-25

T II let IlN u;iil EuI lpt SWceHcy' too. if l could" responded his wife. but l can't do it. This poor little jay town dancin" master has got to my soft spot darn him, It's on his ac count I have to do something for Me iissa Tripp. and don't know what it can he unless give her poison. She can't dance. she can't sing. she bas no something inside her that wins you. She ain't fit for anything but classic dances"
 'Why not classical dances?' Mrs. Wallingford soberly inquired. 'We might if we were clever enough about it. work her into a fad. She's very ugly. but if we were to accentuate that artistically and give her elaborate stage settings and some unique adver tising"- She paused. finding the as tonished eyes of the other three upon her. coored and was silent.
 tWhy, look who's here" exclaimed her husband and patted her upon the shoulder T think I'll have to take you in with me, Fannie. on my next DuSllcSS stunt.
 "lve been keeping bad company for years," Mrs. Wallingford retorted. "Really. though, Pm good. deal like Violet; l seem possessed with de sire to help our forlorn little Professor Flopsie."
 Hes a cute enough little man." agreed Wallingford. but l don't see chance for d novelty high brow dance. They've had freak wrigglers from all over the globe"
 There's one country they haven't come from yet" advised Blackie. II haven't seen any sacred dancers from Lhasa."
 La who? demanded Violet Bonnie, slipping from the arm to the seat of her chair and leaning forward with ca. ger interest.
 "Lhasa. the big noise town of Tibet, you know Mostly religion and dirt, from what read about it, Lhaa. the sacred dapcer from Lhasa. That sounds bad. l guess, eh? There's just two places they'd eat that up-at a pumpkin circuit county fair or some place near Forty second street and Main Stem"
 "Tibet." unused Wallingford "Seems to me Eve heard of that place, but know l never worked it. Where is it?"
 Its some place on the other map." replied Blacliie. Nobody knows any thing about it. No white man ever got away from there alive, so we can do whatever we please, They have long haired goats. know that much. and the people are so mud ugly they have to wear binders to keep from seeing each other
 What a chance that gives Melissa! said Violet with earnest enthusiasm. 'lrl work up the turns for her myself The Dance of the Sacred Goat" That ought to be easy for her She looks the part and all she'd have to do would be to hop, and she does that swell We could even buy up lot of goats and introduce 'em into the scene. with mob of supers to be the high priests and such things. Go to some good costumer and have him work up q lot of correct historical costumes. only fancy. and get good electrician to figure out lot of light effects. Then get us good press agent. and we're all to the merry
 Walingford shook his head 'Im afraid of it." he objected. "You might fill few matinces. but there aren't enough freak hunters. even in New York, to keep her hopping very long They wouldn't even give her the price in vaudeville. for while vaudeville is full of bunk. they're particular about what kind of bunk it is. and the Mon- day afternoon tryout would be about all that the Dance of the Sacred Goat would pull'
 "I don't see why was ever born" walled Violet "I hate trouble. It's such bother."
 ''rhen there's only one thing left" asserted Rlackie. who was bound to remain cheerful. though the heavens fall Well have to make her the plot Of a musical comedy L.haa. the sacred dancer of I.hasa. in :. The Lama's Coat guess you couldn't burn up