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Tulsa daily world. [volume] (Tulsa, Indian Territory [Okla.]) 1905-1919, 1914-08-11

NEW ORLEANS. Aug ia spc-
.ciol toagh containing 40 French army
rcseryiets of the first class left here
t.aa, for Nev York other rescrv-
lists viii join the train en- route. In
Guiding q delegation from Jackson
willie Fla which Will he picked M az
Atlanta. Ga owing To adN'cos today
l the French consul general here "
inadequate transportation facilities
frm New York Co Europe, the plan To-
dispatch traiu.uad of rcscrNisls from
here was abandoned. Several hundred
IiCu.h volunteers. as well as many
rO..r..s'4. were LETT behind. Including
r..t british reetrNists who had tol-
unt,0ftJ sUr duty I'm the French army.
% was stated that rcscrVists from 90
number uf souti -rn states had been
lrsuu.ted TO proceed direct 10 New
Tulsa daily world. [volume] (Tulsa, Indian Territory [Okla.]) 1905-1919, 1914-08-11

HOBART, Okla, Aux. l0.-The
trial Of Mrs Anna Russell in counoC-
ton with the killing of Barney
phiuncy last December, was called u
tho Kiowa county district court to-
day Eighty-siN jurors have been
summoned from which TO select the
Jury TO try the woman. Mrs. Russell
is u young woman, and was permitted
To leave the Jail "A few weeks, when
she became a mother Since that
time she has boon under bond of ten
thousand dollars.
Tulsa daily world. [volume] (Tulsa, Indian Territory [Okla.]) 1905-1919, 1914-08-11
Believe Big German
Steamer is Captured


patch that ne had Information which
he had not been allowed to CumWurl-
cate hy cable This message came IN
response to one informing the rurrcs-
pondent of the reported capture "
the Kron Priuz Wilhelm.
Port authorities put into effect more
rigid enforcement of the neutrality
laws today almost simultaneously
with the arrival Of the Atlantic trans.
port liner Minuctorka with the story
that "a warship. nationality not known.
had pursued her during the closing
hours of her voyage in American wat
ers An embargo was placed on the
wireless apparatus Of every foreign
ship in New York harbor. This step
was taken after the authorities began
to suspect foreign cruisers at sea
might he communicating with ships
uf their nationality in port.
Tulsa daily world. [volume] (Tulsa, Indian Territory [Okla.]) 1905-1919, 1914-08-11
RAIN BREAKS LONG DRoUTH
Missouri and Illinois Had Good Rains
Yesterday.

ST. LOUIS, Aug. 10.-Eains varying
from afteen minute showers to long
dovupours. tonight broke drouths in
eastern Missouri and western Illinois.
IN Mississippi county Missouri, the
rain was the first I'm - days Pana,
UI. reported two inches Of water
iCll iu thirty minutes
Tulsa daily world. [volume] (Tulsa, Indian Territory [Okla.]) 1905-1919, 1914-08-11

UA1IFAN y $ Aug 10 TIE
port uf Halifax today was closed tenn
p.lry British ships Will bc con-
vowed ln after regular examination.
..t once in port they VIII not be al
lowed ~ leave Tho Cunsrd line
steamer NaurctJuu IS among the
-Ii,s boo Halifax hlrbor
Tulsa daily world. [volume] (Tulsa, Indian Territory [Okla.]) 1905-1919, 1914-08-11
PRINTERS CONVENTION OPENS
Anti Administration Forces Meet First
Defeat.

PROVIDENCE. Aug. o. - The
opening Of the annual convention of
the International Typographical
Union here today was attended by
nearly three hundred delegates.
Ry a vote Of 20j To Il the anu-ad-
ufuistrauon forces were defeated on
their proposition that the delegates
rather than International President
James NJ. Duncan should appoint the
members Of the committee on ap-
r....1
Tulsa daily world. [volume] (Tulsa, Indian Territory [Okla.]) 1905-1919, 1914-08-11
nrlrn.rd All Militnnts.

LONDON. Aus. 10. A. a result o'
the vtr Ling George, through Nes-
.ralJ N,Ncurl. home secretary orr
frrpd .nc release of all militant sgff-
rp.,ttcs I'm prison for breaches of the
renee Nr Mckcnu1 made this an
r.unucmcnt uu the house of commons.
Tulsa daily world. [volume] (Tulsa, Indian Territory [Okla.]) 1905-1919, 1914-08-11

MONTREAL. aug Io-N cable
cflm was received today from the
t,.r.um minister Of foreign affairs
r,uostiug the Belgian consul here 20
inform canadian grain exporters that
the E,gian government vi! cover
risks ~ war on any grain sh'rI'a te
rtl4.au ports.
Tulsa daily world. [volume] (Tulsa, Indian Territory [Okla.]) 1905-1919, 1914-08-11

acres ~ kaffir corn on the rescrva-
tlon which will make bumper yield
this year. This viii IN great way
take the place Of corn.
Tulsa daily world. [volume] (Tulsa, Indian Territory [Okla.]) 1905-1919, 1914-08-11
Chascd hN Mnrellp.

The chase of the Miunctonka ended
early today only after the ship
steamed into the three-mile neutral
lty zone IN the vicinity of Nantucket.
Three days out from Liverpool the
Minnetonka, flying the British flag,
Tulsa daily world. [volume] (Tulsa, Indian Territory [Okla.]) 1905-1919, 1914-08-11

UAI1FAN. *. s. AUG io-Tresi-
dent Robert L. Harris si the Nova
Honolulu star-bulletin. [volume] (Honolulu [Oahu, Hawaii]) 1912-2010, 1914-05-27

Jail visitor (sympatheticalIy) You
poor man! You'll be glad when your
time is up, won't you? Convict Not
particularly, miss. I'm in fer life.
Boston TRANSCRIPT.
Honolulu star-bulletin. [volume] (Honolulu [Oahu, Hawaii]) 1912-2010, 1914-05-27
RUBBER
MEN ASKED TO
Celebrate DAY
Requested to Cable Wish tor
Success to Lndon
Exhibition

An opportunity for the rubber grow
ers to give Hawaii distinguished pub
licity is offered in the following no.
tice from A. Staines Manders, the
managing director Of the rubber and
tropical products exhibitions to be
held in London In June. As men
toned in the letter Of transmittal, In
Tuesdays issue. a. 80 q. N. Hawaiian
time equals 8 p. m. London time" so
that if the request for a congratula-
tory meeting Is complied with, the
rubber men here viii make q novel
record for an assembly hour
Owing to the depression in the To-
cal rubber industry and the disinclina-
ton of the pineapple people to send
exhibits to London, the movement
started some months ago to effect
this object has come to nothing. Pres
ident Giffard Of the board of agricul-
ture and forestry was In favor Of hav-
ing Hawaii represented on the occa-
sion. but his health failed and some
weeks ago he went to the coast to
recuperate 1t had been hoped that
Wilbur A. Anderson. manager OF two
rubber plantations on Maui, might at
tend the London exhibitions as he did,
with notable results in publicity for
Hawaii. the latest International rub
Der exhibition in New York. It Is
now learned, though, that the terri
torial rubber growers association Is
not in position to send him.
The announcement that Managing
Director Manders has issued reads as
follows:
Rubber Day, oath June, 1914.
81 am sending this letter to ali as.
sociations and institutions connected
with the rubber industry In all parts
of the world, intimating that the 9th
June, 1914. will be known as Rubber
Day, and that on that date the Fourth
International Rubber & Allied Trades
Exhibition will be opened by H, r. III.
Prince Arthur Of Connaught.
"The opening ceremony Is timed for
8 o'clock, which will correspond with
the time In your country as stated at
foot. May / ask that at that hour all
connected with the rubber industry
will meet and wish success to the
rubber industry throughout the
world?
Should you. wish to cable greetings
to the president and others connected
with the exhibition, II you viii adj.
dress your message to 'Maltermass.
London it will be delivered to the
exhibition. II the message is sent
Deferred the evening before 1t VIII
reach the building In plenty Of time
for the opening ceremony. at which
all messages win be read. and Will
also be printed in the press and offi.l
cial publication connected with the
exhibition.
Kindly celebrate Rubber Day in
your center
Honolulu star-bulletin. [volume] (Honolulu [Oahu, Hawaii]) 1912-2010, 1914-05-27
cupid" BARRERE SPEEDS
HAPPY JAPAN ESEs GOUPL ES
ALONG MATRIMONIAL ROAD


IF anyone in Honolulu tells you
that there are more divorces here
than marriages, fear for his sanity
sighed Cupid" Barrere this morning
as he laid aside well-worn pen after
signing the last of "a licenses to wed.
Well, I'm happy, anyway" he added.
IF | hadn't been here to sign the
blanks, all these people couldn't have
gotten married It's all in the bust
ness, so ! should worry"
japanese picture brides to the num-
Der of "a became the wives of as
many local sons of Nippon at the fed
eral immigration station this morning,
Reverend Motokawa performing the
ceremony and Inspector-in-charge
Richard l. Halsey, in business dress,
acting as best man for the smiling
bridegrooms. This is by far the larg-
est number of marriages to take place
at the station in many months, and
the occasion is equally noteworthy
from the speedy work done by the
physicians and inspectors in landing
the maids from the Land of the Rising
Sun.
Honolulu star-bulletin. [volume] (Honolulu [Oahu, Hawaii]) 1912-2010, 1914-05-27
NEW TODAY
MEETING NOTICE.

Pursuant to a call issued by the
Chairman of the Territorial Central
Committee of the Republican Party, a
meeting of the Republican Precinct
Club of the 14th Precinct, 5th Dis.
trict, will be held at the Ket On Fui
Kong Association Building on Kukui
Street. between Liliha Street and Col
lege Walk, Thursday evening, the
4th day Of June, A. D. 1914. at 7:30
P. NJ, for the purpose of Nominating
Officers. OF said Precinct Club and
Nominating Delegates to the Terri
torial convention to be held in Homo
lulu in July.
Election of said Officers and Dele
gates will be held at the same place
and at the same time on the evening
of June 18th. A. D. 1914, and closing
at $50 p NJ.
A new Registration Book OF the Re-
publican Voters of said Precinct will
be open. and all Republicans are in
vited to be present at said meeting.
JAMES K KULTKE.
Vice-President. 14th Precinct, 5th Dis
trict
~ Honolulu. May oath, 1914
5S66-May 80, June /, T.
Honolulu star-bulletin. [volume] (Honolulu [Oahu, Hawaii]) 1912-2010, 1914-05-27
BIRTHS

MACMILLAN--In Honolulu, May 20,
1914, to Mr.. and Mrs. R. A. Mac
MILAN, a daughter.
Honolulu star-bulletin. [volume] (Honolulu [Oahu, Hawaii]) 1912-2010, 1914-05-27
DAILY REMINDERS

Forty. law books for sale at 1719 Ia
Iiha ST Phone 23S4.-adyertisame
Round the Island in auto $500.
Lewis Stables. Phone a41.-adver-
tisement.
Frank Baker, now located at Bishop
Street Auto Stand. Phone 3333,-ad-
vertisement.
Poaltrs.-we expect large ship
ment each month. Orders taken for
any kind wanted; white and brown
leghorns. also some guinea fowls on
St, Club Stables.
In the Frisbie Motor, called rightly
The All-Day Motor" the valves are
in cages, located in cylinder head.
allowing rapid and easy inspection
and replacement For further particu-
lars ask the Honolulu Iron Works Co.
Wear one of those guaranteed Blue
Serge Suits you can buy at the Ideal
Clothing Co. for $15-and you will
have made good bargain. While you
are in their store in the Pantheon
building, look over those Palm Beach
Suits that can be bought for only
$3.50.
For Decoration Day-or any other
special day or occasion-arrange in
advance with Mrs. E. NJ. Taylor, the
Florist at l58 Hotel street, for such
cut flowers, bouquets or set pieces
as you will need. Mrs. Taylor has
her own extensive flower gardens in
Nuuanu Valley.
To keep sandwiches from drying
out, and thus spelling the best part
of the picnicwrap them individually
in waxed paper which you bought at
the Hawaiian News Co. That firm
also sells paper napkins, ramekins,
individual casseroles, and other pic
mic and basket lunch accessories.
The Phoenix brand of silk hose for
ladies is the hose of the period, the
hose that is being worn universally in
climates like that which prevails at
Honolulu Satisfaction is guaranteed.
Any imperfection will be remedied by
exchange willingly. The Clarion. at
Hotel and Fort streets, is the sole
agency for the Phoenix" brand.
Honolulu star-bulletin. [volume] (Honolulu [Oahu, Hawaii]) 1912-2010, 1914-05-27
NERVOUS DYSPEPSIA.
GAS OR INDIGESTION
Each sPape's Diapepsinr digests 5000
grains feed, ending oil stomach
misery In five minutes

Time 1t! Pape's Diapepsin will di-
gest anything you eat and overcome a
sour, gassy or out-of-order stomach
surely within five minutes.
If your meals don't fit comfortably,
or what you eat lies like lump of
lead in your stomach, or IL yon have
heartburn, that is sign of indiges-
ton.
Get from your pharmacist q fifty
cent case of Pape's Diapepsin and
take dose just as soon as you can.
There will be no sour risings, no
belching of Indigested food mixed
with acid, no stomach gas or heart
burn, fullness or heavy feeling In the
stomach, nausea, facilitating head
aches, dizziness or intestinal gripping.
This will all 60, and, besides, there
win be no sour food left over. in the
stomach to poison your breath with
nauseous doors
Pape's Diapepsin is a certain cure
for out-of-order stomachs, because 1t
takes hold OF your food and digests it
just the same as II your stomach was
MT there.
Relief in five minutes from all stom-
ach misery Is waiting for you at any
drug store.
These large 50-cent cases contain
enough "Pape's Diapepsin' to keep the
entire family free from stomach dis
orders and Indigestion for many
months. It belongs in your home
advertisement. s@
Honolulu star-bulletin. [volume] (Honolulu [Oahu, Hawaii]) 1912-2010, 1914-05-27
BY AUTHORITY
HOLIDAY NOTICE.

Saturday, May 80, 1914. having been
set apart and established by law as a
Territorial holiday, all Territorial Of
fees will be closed on that day.
By order of the Governor:
WADE WARREN THAYER.
Secretary of Hawaii
Honolulu, Hawaii, May q, 1914.
5866-1t.
Honolulu star-bulletin. [volume] (Honolulu [Oahu, Hawaii]) 1912-2010, 1914-05-27

Harness to carry an umbrella for 4
man, leaving his hands al liberty. has
Ieen patented by a Kentuckian.
Honolulu star-bulletin. [volume] (Honolulu [Oahu, Hawaii]) 1912-2010, 1914-05-27
NOTICE..

The issuance of Hawaiian Birth Ger
tificates under the provisions of Act
Sc. S. L. 1911, has been discontinued.
Due notice will be given before the
issuance Of these certificates is re-
Sumed
Honolulu. May 90, 1914.
WADE WARREN TFTAYER.
Secretary ri Hawaii
5s65-May 81, IS, 90, 80.
Honolulu star-bulletin. [volume] (Honolulu [Oahu, Hawaii]) 1912-2010, 1914-05-27
ToNleHT's BAND PROGRAM.

A public concert beginning at 7:3D
o'clock, will be given at Aala Park
this evening by the Hawaiian band
Kappelmeister Henri Berger has ar
ranged the following: ~ l., ,,
March The Pennant Winner 800. ~
Honolulu star-bulletin. [volume] (Honolulu [Oahu, Hawaii]) 1912-2010, 1914-05-27

Tommy" said the Sunday School
teacher, who had been giving a lesson
on the Baptismal Covenant, can you
tell me the two things necessary to
baptism" "Yes-m," said Tommy, wa
ter and baby. "-Western Mail.
is your client going to plead in.
sanity?" Il haven't decided" replied
the lawyer. HE wants to look the
ground over and see which is the cas-
lest to. escape from, thu prison or the
sylum."-Birmingham Age-Herald.
Honolulu star-bulletin. [volume] (Honolulu [Oahu, Hawaii]) 1912-2010, 1914-05-27

Between Boards $4,000, $4,000 Nut.
Tel IS 107&; 5 Nut. Tel Is; 225, .25
onomea 181s 50 Mcbride 3Is; ITO,
so olaa rs; 80, 10 olaa 2; % Hilo
Com. ~; rs H. B. & NJ. Co. 1G7s; 10,
10, so II. G. & s. Co. 24st
Session Sales 5 Oahu Sug. Co. 141f.
s, 5 Oahu Sug. Co. 14k; H. C. & s..
Co. %; so. 200 0laa ~; 5, 5 Oahu
Sug. Co. 14h; H. B. & NJ. Co. 1914;
10. 5 Eva Is.
Latest sugar quotation, e6 deg. test,
3.Ss cents or $3.50 per ton.
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..... ....... Laurendeau
Overture Murmuring Forest. -. .
go. Bouillon
ACKNOWLEDGEMENTS 80. Afford
Selection-Musical Review. Riviere
Vocal Hawaiian songs AR by Berger
Selection Soldiers Parade >. Hume
Waltz Filipinos .......... Andrews
Tango-Iamais Trop new -. Trey
The Star Spangled Banner.
Honolulu star-bulletin. [volume] (Honolulu [Oahu, Hawaii]) 1912-2010, 1914-05-27
Honolulu Stock Exchange
MERckNTrLE

Wednesday, May q.
Honolulu star-bulletin. [volume] (Honolulu [Oahu, Hawaii]) 1912-2010, 1914-05-27

Earl Gray, former governor general
of Canada, has made public the per-
scnnel of syndicate which will spend
millions of British money for the pur-
chase of two Of the largest Oil COM
panies in California. His associates
are Sir Thomas Royden, deputy chair
man of the directorate of the Cunard
Company; William Anderson, leading
shipbuilding company Of Denmark:
Sir William Garston, Sir Edward
Ward and Andrew Weier.
Ottumwa tri-weekly courier. [volume] (Ottumwa, Iowa) 1903-1916, 1914-08-01
Daddy 'sBedtilne
y The Sleepy
>f0TV White
Water Lily.

tell sleepy story tonight Can you
= cheat the t?'
~ children though the very word sleepy
uddle dadds side the big wide sofa
g white lily. i.
believe asked
believe babies but is founded on the fact that now
like
heyT asked Evelyn sitting straight Der eyes grow
bright
daddy which
III tel!
coudnt keepa admired" +
ggged him huredy continued his story
lily pad playing with the
around Then would gayy nod
petals had been unfode
and was q the white water lily
and girl padding BY her lily pad boat and began
lily
She tried With
Riddles
folded
Oh be o'clock! See the
asleep! .a5
lily until hef
aceab O'Clock the next morning"
story" Jumped down
sofa md bed
little bed mother and drifting Oh
seepiy Mother
what calls Wounded fact"
Ottumwa tri-weekly courier. [volume] (Ottumwa, Iowa) 1903-1916, 1914-08-01

Us fellos was wawking alawng this
AFTERNOON, me having avn brown stock
ings witch l half to ware wunts In a
vile avn akkount of my Ant 500 CIV
ing me pares for Krissmuss last
Krissmus, and kids was standing
avn the kornir and when we was 60
ing by wun of them sed, G, wood you
look at the dood with the brown stock
ings.
Hay, Benny, did you heer wat he
kalled you sed Pubs Simkins.
No, sed, keeping avn wawking.
He kalled you a dood, sed Pubs Sim
kins.
dident heer him, l sed, keeping
avn wawking.
G WIZ you woodent stand for kid
like that kalling you dood wod you,
sed Reddy Merry.
woodent if herd him, sed, keep
ing avn wawking.
Well we herd him, sed Sid Hunt, go
avn back and sho him you wont stand
for 1t.
Go avn back and sho him, go avn
back sed awl tho fellos.
Ottumwa tri-weekly courier. [volume] (Ottumwa, Iowa) 1903-1916, 1914-08-01

girl gaily Every one around here has
helped me so often this summer to
make her 60 that they all know her.
That's unfortunate" agreed Al
gernon. "I don't suppose 1t would do
any good to try and get her to town
where she is unknown to fame and sell
her there?"
mo You see she would balk."
~ see." said Algernon.
81 would really like to get home,
said the girl. 1T must be lunch-time.
Algernon put the pipe he had been
holding into his mouth to reach for his
watch, and then hastily withdrew the
pipe. II beg your pardon said ne,
reddening. i,
II do not mind" said she. pleased
that her first surmise. formed as ne
had stood bareheaded in the dust OF
the highway, that this strange youth
was gently bred. was thus confirmed,
though it had been for time dimmed.
almost banished 1--WE smoke hams,
why not cigars?" she asked f1ippantly.
Certainly" agreed Algernon. "A
good meal and good cigar are the two
most formidable enemies the devil
has"
"I'm terribly stupid, but l don't FOL
low you," said she.
They make-a man content, and a
contented man never SINS explained
Algernon. hoping he was, In small
way redeeming his former lack or
conversational ability.
The girl agreed and added YEARLY,
with a little flap Of the reins, II wish
a good meal were as effective on
women"
1T may be-" said Algernon hopefully
wishing she was not so anxious to be
gone. II shall get out and walk
ahead with something for her to eat,
some grass. or-er-carrots. We
might be able to find some carrots IN
that field"
"I hardly think So" said the girl,
turning to see the field to which he had
motioned. THAT, think, Is barley
field"
ITO be Continued)
Ottumwa tri-weekly courier. [volume] (Ottumwa, Iowa) 1903-1916, 1914-08-01
ound certain happiness with his new

mistress.
peter hates a leash" said Gilroy.
"I did not intend to keep him on
one-it was only until he grew to like
me well enough to come with me-"
admitted Patricia.
Il doubt If Peter would find that
difficult," thought Gilroy. Aloud he
said:
But why in this broad green earth
did you select Peter for lapdog?
He hasn't one ounce of decent, re-
! spctable blood in his entire cow-like
frame Have you Peter-old boy?'
He stroked the dogs head with
touch that brought twinge Of Jealousy
as keen as it was unexpected into
Patricias heart. Gilroy, looking up,
quickly caught her expression and
wondered at 1t.
you should have picked out King
Charles and put large pink bow on
his neck-instead of this elephant
he told her.
II detest small dogs and I abhor
pink bows" flashed Patricia with
scarcely repressed merriment. Il like
tiny dogs as little as like small
men,"
Gilroy unconsciously glanced down
at the satisfactory distance between
his own eyes and the ground When
he again met Patricia's eyes they
were laughing frankly.
But this is not settling the ques-
ton of ownership of Pet-Bruno,
Gilroy said, and put his hand again
/ on the dogs head. All unconsciously
Patricia, too, claimed to the right to
fondle the dog, and her hand touched
that of Gilroy They drew swiftly
apart
"Oh-h-please call him Peter put
in the girl quickly, and her eyes re-
NAMED hidden 81 wouldn't be happy
with him if / thought you were miss.
ing him SO much"
"And could not be happy with him
knowing that you wanted him enough
to get him new license and collar
returned Gilroy
Peter himself seemed highly pleased
at the discussion He remained
seated on his great launches between
them, nor did he indicate by so much
as an impatient wag Of the tail a de-
sire to separate his new and his old
owners
"And on the other hand" continued
Gilroy because Patricia had not spoken
and the silence was beginning to pal
plate with new sensations, Il know
that Peter will not 60 home with you
now and he would drag you every step
of the way to my bachelor home
that u.s." he laughed, if you succeeded
in hanging on to his leash
Patricia smiled tride wistfully.
I'm that case l will have to ask you
to walk home with me-if you do not
mind Peter am sure will be willing
to go If you are along"
Peter seemed to like the idea. He
first begged for his masters walking
stick, and having got it walked Sc
dately ahead of Gilroy and Patricia
The sun had come out and Gilroy
again lit his pipe Also he had ceased
to glover at those who passed him
with either feminine or canine COM
panions
81 have gone them all one step bet
ter" he ruminated, and cast pleased
glance at the girl beside him II feel"
he said before he left her, that we
can come to a satisfactory understand
ing regarding Peter He and l gen.
orally like the same people, and see
that he already likes YOU
Patricia flashed him sweetly
hooking glance
peter and l also have tastes IN
common" she said
"He Is Unfortunately fond of me"
laughed Gilroy
81 refuse to take back my state
ment," Patricia told him
Ottumwa tri-weekly courier. [volume] (Ottumwa, Iowa) 1903-1916, 1914-08-01
Little Benny's Note Book
Bv LEE PAPE

WITCH l did, wawking back to ware
the 2 kids was still standing, the wun
that sed it looking pritty TUT, and
sed to the uthir wun, Did you call me
enything.
No, he did. sed the kid, pointing to
the othir kid.
Did you call me enything ! sed to
the uthir wun.
Yes I did, wat are you going to do
about it, sed the kid.
Well wat did you call me, l sed.
A dood, sed the kid.
Well dare you to call me that agen,
l sed.
Yure a dood, sed the kid.
l dubbel dare you to call me that
agen, l sed.
Yure dood, sed the kid.
Yure anothir, I sed And startid to
wawk away agen, the kid yelling Kun
back heer and Ill sho you hooz anuthir.
Go avn back agen Benny 80 avn
back and see wat he duz, sed the fol-
los.
No hes not werth botherfng with,
sed. And dident go back eny moar.