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The Celina Democrat. (Celina, O. [Ohio]) 1895-1921, 1914-10-30
The Man of the Hour.
See the censor.

see Lu6 CeuSDE.
He censors all the time-morning,
noon and night When others are
taking their much needed rest he
keeps on censoring just the same.
War was becoming SO well known
that there was grave danger of its
getting to be unpopular. When we
have discovered all there is to know
about a thing we generally lose inter
est in 1t. The censor was therefore
called in to fan the mystery. He
loves to keep everybody guessing.
Every censor has probably once
been an editor. The main business
of editors is to cut out everything in
teresting.
To be a first-class censor one must
be able to keep a secret. There are
no woman censors.
Censors owe their existence to war.
WIN they die out or become obsolete?
We cannot answer this question per-
feetIy. but judging from present indi-
cations, we have an idea that there
will always be censors.-Life.
The Celina Democrat. (Celina, O. [Ohio]) 1895-1921, 1914-10-30
May PICK Cotton From Trees

Experiments are now being made to
cross the cotton plant Of the southern
states with the cotton tree Of Panama
AS our native cotton plant is an an.
nual and has to be planted each year,
while the producing life of the cottor
tree is about ten years. the great say
ing is self-evident.
Replanting will only have to be done
once every ten years or more and the
boil of the hybrid is much larger than
that OF the plant Bolls from the hy
brid average is to the pound, while
ordinary cotton bolls sometimes run
as high as so to the pound.
The Celina Democrat. (Celina, O. [Ohio]) 1895-1921, 1914-10-30

a poor house gets the man he doesn't
want and loses him as soon as he car
do better elsewhere.
One great Improvement in this house
is the form OF triple window used in
the larger rooms. which admits SO
much light and air when you want it
and looks much better than any other
window that has ever been built for
a small low-cost house Such window
frames may be bought ready to nail
right into the framework and really
cost less than some others that re.
quire more hand work. 1t is another
way Of making machinery do the
The Celina Democrat. (Celina, O. [Ohio]) 1895-1921, 1914-10-30

and he said that woman could not be
driven out OF the little house. She
made the remark TO one OF the neigh.
bors that she had never had the use
of a regular bathroom before, and she
never would live without one again,
Now, the fact is this house cost
about one hundred dollars more than
one Of the plain. awkward affairs that
most farmers build for their married
help. The owner OF such house gets
the man he wants, while the owner OF
The Celina Democrat. (Celina, O. [Ohio]) 1895-1921, 1914-10-30
put Yourself in His Place.

Henry Rose, assistant secretary OF
the senate, was sauntering down the
capitol steps a few days ago, and was
stopped by man, who said:
Pardon me, but could you please
tell me what this building is?"
Rose was knocked of his pins at the
idea of man who did not recognize
the capitol. So in his rage he was
trifle brusque.
DO you mean to tell me that there
ls any man alive who does not recog-
nize the capitol of his own country?"
The Celina Democrat. (Celina, O. [Ohio]) 1895-1921, 1914-10-30
Found He Was Married All in v;

Found he Was Married All IN VAN.
H. P. Cady, a chemistry professor
at the University of Kansas. tells this
story OF a seedy looking man who
stole noiselessly into a chemists office
and closed the door softly behind him
kin anybody hear what | say in
here?" lie asked anxiously
Not a soul" the chemist assured
him
Whereupon the man produced a
package carefully wrapped and handed
it to the chemist, with the query:
What is this stuff, anyway"
After examining the contents, the
chemist replied: why, that is iron
pyrites, commonly known as fools
gold"
What's it WORTH" asked the seedy
fellow
"Oh, about three dollars a ton in
carload lots"
Just my peslsy luck!" exclaimed the
questioner. "Dern if l amt the big.
gest fool in the world found a lot
Of that stuff on a widder's farm an
went an married the wdder"
The Celina Democrat. (Celina, O. [Ohio]) 1895-1921, 1914-10-30
DESIGNED FOR
THE FARM HELP
Home That viii Be Satisfactory
to Good Worker and His
Wife.
HELPS TO SOLVE A PROBLEM
Having Cottage Like This to Live In
Means That Neither Of Them VIII
BE Anxious to Seek New Job
Look at II and at
It's Cost.
ay WILLIAM A. RAnEoRn.

Mr.. William A. Radford will answe,
questions and give advice FREE or
COST on all subjects pertaining 10 the
subject OF building, for the readers OF this
paper on account OF his Wide experience
as Editor Author and Manufacturer he
Is. without doubt. the highest authority
on all these subjects Address all Inquiries
10 William A. Radford, No. 1897 Prairie
avenue, Chicago. ILL.,. and only enclose
Nwo-oent stamp for reply.
The Celina Democrat. (Celina, O. [Ohio]) 1895-1921, 1914-10-30
Judge Miller.

Judge MlIItF. HIdHuH IaDOI' aII
well and hearty and weigh about
200 pounds. l feel very grateful that
/ found Dodds Kidney Pills and You
may publish this letter if you wish. 1
am serving my third term as Probate
Judge of Gray Co. Yours truly,
PHILIP MILLER, Cimarron. Kan.
Correspond with Judge Miller about
this wonderful remedy.
Dodds Kidney Pills, SOC. per box at
your dealer or Dodds Medicine Co.,
Buffalo, n. Y. Write for Household
Hints, also music of National Anthem
English and German words) and re-
cipes for dainty dishes. All sent free.
Adv.
The Celina Democrat. (Celina, O. [Ohio]) 1895-1921, 1914-10-30
DISLIKE FOR WHOLE NATION
Foolish Feeling Which Is Founded
Generally on ones Experience
With individuals.

Men talk of disliking or hating"
whole nations. They have no use for"
French or Germans or Russians or
English. 1t is foolish feeling If you
have had the fortune to get acquainted
with persons of different nationalities
YOU have found them fine and delight
full. Occasionally you may have come
The Celina Democrat. (Celina, O. [Ohio]) 1895-1921, 1914-10-30

\ wealthy farmer solved the farm
help problem by building very pretty
cottage houses for his men to live
in' As an experiment. about two years
ago he selected a very attractive spot
In the orchard just a few yards back
from the main road, and without con-
sulting anyone, built cottage like the
one illustrated.
II is small, but large enough for the
purpose. II contains a very pleasant
The Celina Democrat. (Celina, O. [Ohio]) 1895-1921, 1914-10-30

upon a disagreeable one. Every nation,
even your own, has such. But the
chances are that your foreign acquaint-
ance is sincere, honest, sympathetic
and a good fellow
The man on the other side of the
ocean wouldn't be so different if you
only knew him. The trouble is that
you don't. You lump lot Of disagree
able qualities together and label them
by some national name and then de-
nounce the nation.
You may not like certain govern
mental policies abroad. You may
The Celina Democrat. (Celina, O. [Ohio]) 1895-1921, 1914-10-30
Martha Was Right.

Mrs. Mason's negro washerwoman.
Martha, was complaining of her hus-
bands health. why, is he sick, Mar
tha?" asked Mrs. Mason.
Hes very poly, mum, very poly"
answered the woman. He's got the
EXPLANATORY rheumatism.
you mean inhammatory, Martha" !"
said the patron. Explanatory means
to cry out"
"Yaa'm," replied Martha with con.
viction. Oats what It is. He hollers
all de time. Houston Chronicle.
The Celina Democrat. (Celina, O. [Ohio]) 1895-1921, 1914-10-30
Birth Of Love.

Thus rose Aphrodite resplendent
from the foaming waters.
"Ahi" exclaimed all the gods at
once. enraptured.
Serve her right If she stepped on
the soap" muttered Pallas Athena, Bit
terly and Juno, the oX-eyed, giggled.
The Celina Democrat. (Celina, O. [Ohio]) 1895-1921, 1914-10-30

my breath was
short and I had
chills and back
ache. | took the
pills about a year
ago and have had
no return Of the
palpitations. Am
now 63 years old,
able to do lots OF
manual labor, am
The Celina Democrat. (Celina, O. [Ohio]) 1895-1921, 1914-10-30

properly object to illiberal or reaction
ary traits in the men in control. But
it holds true today as it did in the
time of Edmund Burke, that it is inn
possible to draw an indictment against
a whole people.-Kansas City Star.
The Celina Democrat. (Celina, O. [Ohio]) 1895-1921, 1914-10-30

But this is not my country" re.
peated the stranger, with considerable
affability. Il come from New South
Wales, Australia. and if you should be
visiting there at any time / would be
glad to show you around" Washing.
ton Star.
The Celina Democrat. (Celina, O. [Ohio]) 1895-1921, 1914-10-30
A TrifIe ReIated.

'I see that Dilks has joined the
great majority"
you don't mean that he's dead?"
"Oh no. He merely postponed hav-
ing his Panama cleaned until about a
week before time to quit wearing it,"
The Celina Democrat. (Celina, O. [Ohio]) 1895-1921, 1914-10-30
Filling All Reaulrements.

$50 you object to your fiance's go.
ing to volunteer? Don't you know
that Lord Kitchener says any girl
ought to be ashamed to love a man
who does not wear a uniform ?"
That's all right. My Johnny be-
longs to the church social band"
The Celina Democrat. (Celina, O. [Ohio]) 1895-1921, 1914-10-30
NextI

'Td like to rent your hall, please"
''What for?"
"Well. you see, we're organizing a
fraternal society called the Sons OF
Moving Picture Veterans Of the Mexi-
can War"-Musical Courier.
The Celina Democrat. (Celina, O. [Ohio]) 1895-1921, 1914-10-30
OverdraWn.

Roblnson-I hear you fell out with
the bank.
Jackson-Yes; lost my balance.
The Celina Democrat. (Celina, O. [Ohio]) 1895-1921, 1914-10-30
Small Market Value.

II the statistics we're available prob.
ably it would be found that 90 per
cent less money can be borrowed on
family tree than on a cord Of wood.
Dallas News.
The Celina Democrat. (Celina, O. [Ohio]) 1895-1921, 1914-10-30
JUDGE CURED, HEART TROUBLE.

took about 6 boxes Of podds Kid
ney pills for Heart Trouble from
which ! had suffered for 5 years. |
hsJ d.zzy spells, my eyes puffed.
The Celina Democrat. (Celina, O. [Ohio]) 1895-1921, 1914-10-30

No man knows the day or the hour
when one OF his old love letters Will
turn up and take a fall out OF his
happiness.
The Celina Democrat. (Celina, O. [Ohio]) 1895-1921, 1914-10-30
convInelna.

How did you find that Blowie7 waS
a great and famous man."
by means of his lecture circular"
The Celina Democrat. (Celina, O. [Ohio]) 1895-1921, 1914-10-30
Not True to Lie.

"The play is not bit realistic"
why so?"
There's an interval OF one week be-
tween the first and second acts, and
they have the same servant In both."
The Celina Democrat. (Celina, O. [Ohio]) 1895-1921, 1914-10-30

YOUR OWN DRUGGIST WILL TELL ron.
rfy Murpo kyo Kennedy tos Red WEAK. MPiiery
iuat Bye Caminrt Write fnf Book OF tho kYa
~ mali urue Murine Eye Remedy Co. Chicago.
The Celina Democrat. (Celina, O. [Ohio]) 1895-1921, 1914-10-30
Rloht, Part Of tho Time.

Does your wife ever accuse you
OF things you don't do?"
Eyes, and lots of things that do
do"
The Celina Democrat. (Celina, O. [Ohio]) 1895-1921, 1914-10-30

DR.. Plcrce's Pleasant Pellets first put uR
40 years ago. They regulate and inyigorata
stomach, liver aud bowels. Suglreoated
tiny granues. ADV.
The Celina Democrat. (Celina, O. [Ohio]) 1895-1921, 1914-10-30

Ten smiles for a nickel. Always buy Red
Cross Ball Blue; have beautiful clear white
clothes. ADV.
The Celina Democrat. (Celina, O. [Ohio]) 1895-1921, 1914-10-30
eeyond Dispute.

(Which bullet do you consIaer the
deadliest2'
The one that hits"
The Celina Democrat. (Celina, O. [Ohio]) 1895-1921, 1914-10-30

States That Lead In Minerals.
Pennsylvania, West Virginia, Illinois
and Ohio produce more than 40 per
cent in value OF the minerals fo9ud
ia the United States
The Celina Democrat. (Celina, O. [Ohio]) 1895-1921, 1914-10-30

A wcnlan's wnrth may be more +i'ah
she can extract from her husbands
pockets.
The Celina Democrat. (Celina, O. [Ohio]) 1895-1921, 1914-10-30
RRAL ESTATE

~~~~~-~~N~~-~-~~O~~~N~~- ~~-~-~~0~~ON~-N~~-~-~S~-~
BARGAINSi CsJme 70 sunny Arizona Decided re-
lnquishments end homesteads good soil good water
dne climate. White CRAADALL PRUITT CoehIss IriEons
The Celina Democrat. (Celina, O. [Ohio]) 1895-1921, 1914-10-30

FOR sALE%-CoMPLETE MODEAN I'M
proved 81 a. near Atwood, Kosciusk0 co.. Ind.
70 q. cult John r. Miller RS Bourbon, Ind.
East Oregonian : E.O. (Pendleton, OR) 1888-current, 1914-01-19

sale of Uncle Tom to Haley. the slave
dealer: Cncie Toms love for little
Eva, and the death of the child; the
mischievous .pranks Topsy plays upon
aunt ophelia; the brutality OF Simon
Legree. are all shown with usch re-
alism as to make this adaptation
more powerful than any stage produc-
tion could be made. Anna Nilsson
plays Eliza, Marian Cooper has the
part of Topsy, Harry Hallam is Uncle
Tom and Hal Clements plays Simon
I.egree. Little Eva is portrayed by
Doris Holllster and Kenean Buel takes
the part of Marks the lawyer.
Her Wedding Bell Biograph, with
Blanch Sweet and Charles West as
the principals. Pedro's attempt to
reconcile society with his principles
and beliefs. Pedro newly arrived in
this Land of the Free" believed he
had found the ultimatum of the
brotherhood of man and accordingly
saw no reason why a gardener should
not love the lady of the garden.
THE Manicure Girl" Edison. The
cast includes Marjory Ellison. Ger
trude Mccoy. August Phillips and
William Betchell
East Oregonian : E.O. (Pendleton, OR) 1888-current, 1914-01-19

Many a bad serape has been start
"a an a scent tonsoriai parlor.
East Oregonian : E.O. (Pendleton, OR) 1888-current, 1914-01-19
Local Playhouses
What the Press Agent Has 10
Say of Present and Coming
Attractions.
Orphcum-TueSday.


For Tuesdays change THE Ancient
Order of Goodfellows," a two part
Vitagraph. This is thrilling and in
teresting drama of the joys and woes
in the squalid sections of great city.
Jerry. the Patrolman, becomes in
terested in the poor of the tenements
and meets little Alice and it is
through her that he captures a note
criminal and saves himself from be-
ing dismissed from the force for
a slight breach of discipline. The cap
ture is made after desperate fight
on a fire escape outside burning
building.
Featuring Claire Mcdowell and Harry
Carey.
From his hard and lonely life with
his foster father. the adopted son
finds solace in Cynthia and father
promises to give them money TO start
their happy married way. but he for
gets when a widow. with a little girl
comes home with him as bride
Then the abandoned we'll comes into
play and the fathers eyes are opened
to his neglect
An Interrupted Courtship. Lubin
Featuring Billy Belts and Frances Nc
Moyer. Papa's children object to his
attentions to the charming Widow
Grant and they think they have him
cured but the widow comes to his res
cue ana they slip off and get mar
ried.
Some Elopers. Lubin. A bright
little comedy on the same reel as
above
East Oregonian : E.O. (Pendleton, OR) 1888-current, 1914-01-19
Pastimc-Sunday. Monday.

Uncle Toms Cabin Harriet
Beecher Stoves story of the south.
has been placed upon the motion pic
ture film by Kalem. and the patrons
of the Pastime win see the two-part
production on Sunday AMI Monday.
The Kalem production shows the
many dramatic situations to splendid
advantage. Eliza's flight across the
ice; her rescue by George Harris, her
husband and his Quaker friends, the
East Oregonian : E.O. (Pendleton, OR) 1888-current, 1914-01-19

avoiding the police. it is known that
SO girls have been brought to the city
of Chicago from ST. Louis, by two men
within the last year. the mems sole
duty being to travel between the two
cities escorting girls.
bartender in prominent Chi
cago summer park saloon, made a
confession to the former states at
torney. declaring he and one other
man. giving his name and address,
were engaged to make the regular
trips between the two cities. and ex-
planning how the police were avoided
The girls after being located in st,
Louis. were driven across the Missis-
sippi to East st. Louis and then taken
to some quiet hotel. From this hotel
they would be taken by other St
Louis agents still further to some
small town on the interurban line.
"The Little Lost Sister white
slave drama. will be at the Oregon
theater Tuesday, Jan. 90.
East Oregonian : E.O. (Pendleton, OR) 1888-current, 1914-01-19
How To Heal a
Stubborn Abscess
A Home Method Sure to Re-
store Flesh to Natural
Health.

Here are some very valuable facts for all
who have any blood trouble with external
sores,
DO not cover any sore so as to inter-
fere with perspration and the formation
OF protective scabs. Keep II clean and
bandaged II il Is a stubborn case. flush
your blood with S. S. s. This famous
blood purifier works wonders. And you
can easily give your blood a good. thorough
cleansing by using S. s. 8. There Is no
need for anyone to be respondent over the
illness of blood impurities. No matter
how badly they attack the system or how
unsightly becomes the skin, just remember
there is one ingredient In s. s. s. that so
stimulates the cellular tissues throughout
the body that each selects its own essential
nutriment from the blood.
Do not fail to get a bottle Of 8. 3. 8.
| to- day. II your abscess Is Of such nature
| that you would like to consult q specialist.
write to the medical department. The Swift
| Specific Co., PA Swift Laboratory, Atlanta.
| Ca
| Beware Of any attempt to sell you some
| thing else for the blood. Many people
! have been imposed upon by having some
mineral mixture palmed on on them. ASK
| for 8. s, $. and insist that s. s. s. IL
what you propose to get.
East Oregonian : E.O. (Pendleton, OR) 1888-current, 1914-01-19
yyondcrfuI cough remedy,

DIR. Kings New Discovery is known
everywhere as the remedy which VIII
surely stop a cough or cold. d. p.
Lawson Of Edison. Tenn. writes: DR..
Kings New Discovery is the most
wonderful cough. cold and throat and
snng medicine / ever sold in my store.
~ can't be beat. II sells without any
trouble at all. II needs no guaran.
Zee" This is true. because DR.
Kings New Discovery will relieve thf
most obstinate OF coughs and COLDS
Lung troubles quickly helped by IL
nse. You should keep a bottle IN th'
house at all times for all the member
sd the family. soc and 800. Al
druggists or by mail.
NJ. T.. Bnckien & Co., Philadeiphia o
St. Louis. ADV
East Oregonian : E.O. (Pendleton, OR) 1888-current, 1914-01-19

"I.ittle Lost Sister"
Through an intricate system of
East Oregonian : E.O. (Pendleton, OR) 1888-current, 1914-01-19
Novice Makes Air Loop.

NEW YORK, Jan. 17.-Sergeant
Samuel Katzman, an artilleryman
stationed at West Point, involuntarily
looped the loop in an aeroplane and
established record for this feat am
ong military aviators IN the United
States
The aviator who is a novice. was
flying about 1000 feet high when his
machine turned over and dropped 500
feet Katzman remained in his seat
and in righting the aeroplane made
complete loop. He landed unhurt
but confused
East Oregonian : E.O. (Pendleton, OR) 1888-current, 1914-01-19

that opened last night at the Alta the
alter proved to be most satisfactory to
the large audience that turned out.
The three reel feature picture, THE
restless Spirit" with a minor theme
of "Gray's Elegy" running through
it. is one of the prettiest picture pro-
ductions that can possibly be con-
ceived and photoplayed.
This same bill will be repeated to-
night without change
Coming Tuesday to the Alta. the
much -talkedof concert by DR.. Emil
Emma and Robert Lowell Wilson. This
is class of entertainment that will
appeal only to the music loving ele-
ment. However. many numbers will
be introduced which will verge on the
popular and in the whole the program
should be appreciated by all.
The advance sale of seats is now
opened at the theater box office. The
house will be open at T:45 and the
concert will start promptly at $3.50
p. m.
East Oregonian : E.O. (Pendleton, OR) 1888-current, 1914-01-19
I.eMis pccrics ..BIusler.. :,

LONDON, Jan. 1I.-Senator James
hamilton Lewis OF Illinois. and the
Right Honorable James Mcnamara
a prominent radical member OF the
house OF commons. ex-pariiamentary
secretary to the British admiralty
were the guests TO the American
Luncheon Club. Mr.. Mcnamara
smoke OF the good the world would de-
rive from continued Anglo-saxor
Amtty.
senator Lewis took as the text o
his speech The American citi1er
Abroad" who. he said. should con
duct himself with consciousness OF hi
power, but with no evidence OF blus
ter.
East Oregonian : E.O. (Pendleton, OR) 1888-current, 1914-01-19
Cosy.

Biele and Gerard. The Yankee
and the Swede" certainly live up to
their reputation as the two best fun
makes on the small time circuit. for
their act pleased our audiences yester-
day better than any act We have ever
had. and they received repeated en-
cores at each appearance. These top
notch comedians will be here on Mon
day and Tuesday in their funny dia-
lect songs. jokes and parodies that
bring shouts of laughter.
The Circle of Fate" e reels) Kay
bee. A sensational climax is reached
in this film story when the old noun
tain guide lures the man who has be-
trayed his daughter to the crater of
a live volcano and pushes him in,
There are many fine scenic effects
throughout the two reels.
The Two Slaves" Reliance. Little
Runa Hodges, the wonderful child
actress, has the leading role in this
story which goes straight to the
heart
'Jakes Hoodoo," Majestic. This is
some comedy. Jake, a gang of no.
boes and the police force keep things
in state of turmoil that cause laugh
ter galore.
East Oregonian : E.O. (Pendleton, OR) 1888-current, 1914-01-19
PILOT ROCK Man BADLY
HURT WHILE HORSERACING

While running race with some OF
his friends. Bud Smith was thrown
from his horse and seriously but not
fatally injured. DR.. Spalding brought
him into town. He was taken to the
hotel where his wounds were dressed
East Oregonian : E.O. (Pendleton, OR) 1888-current, 1914-01-19

You are more than half defeated in
any project when you have told all
your plans.