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Harrisburg telegraph. [volume] (Harrisburg, Pa.) 1879-1948, 1914-01-22
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THE. SOCIAL WH|R[
GOING MERR|[Y ON
Three Charming Events Are Listed
on the Calendar For
Today

This is a busy week socially with its
dances, card parties and luncheons.
To-day there are three pretty events
beside regular meetings of a number
Of card clubs and two or three thimble
teas.
Mrs. John Barr McAlister is enter
tanning at charming afternoon tea,
from 4 to 9 o'clock, at her residence,
2S2 North Third street, in honor of
her house guest, Mrs. George A. For
man, of Buffalo, N. Y. In the recep-
tion room and hall are large vases Of
American Beauties. while the tea room
Is aglow with Spring flowers. The
centerpiece of the refreshment table
is basket Of jonquils, lilacs, mar
cissus and marguerites; a color scheme
of yellow prevailing in the flowers and
the shaded candelabra.
Mrs. Henry Mccormick and Mrs.
Richard J. Haldeman are pouring tea
Meredith. Mrs. Edward N. Cooper,
Mrs. Lesley McCreath. Mrs. Frank D.
Carney. Mrs. John e. Fox and Mrs.
William Mcclellan Hahn assisting.
Dining the Governor
Mr.. and Mrs. F. Herbert Snow, Of
tho Riverside Apartments, are giving
q dinner of ten covers this evening for
the Governor and Mrs. John Kinley
Teper.
The table flowers Will be early
Spring blossoms. with pink sweet peas
and lilacs in a wicker basket, tied with
soft pink ribbons. The corsage bou-
quets for the ladies are of sweet peas
and valley lilies and the men will
have gardenias for their buttonholes.
The party will include the Governor,
Mrs. Tener, Mr.. and Mrs. Samuel
Claybaugh Todd, Miss Wetherell, Of
Detroit Miss Presby, of Boston,
Thomas Lynch Montgomery, Thomas
T. Weirman and Mr.. and Mrs. Snow.
In Mrs. Calvert's Honor
Miss Caroline Pearson and Miss
Mary Pearson will entertain at dinner
this evening at their residence, sos
North Front street, in compliment to
Mrs. Harry c. Calvert. of Pittsburgh,
who is visiting Mrs. William Hender-
| son.
Jonquils, white lilacs, pussy willow
branches and primroses will be the
prevailing flowers Of the drawing
room, while the dining table will be
graced with an attractive arrange
ment of sweet peas. mignonette and
! Killarney roses. The guests will be
Mrs. Calvert. Mr.. and Mrs. William
Henderson, Mr.. and Mrs. William
Elder Bailey. Mr.. and Mrs. Spencer c.
Gilbert and Daniel c. Herr.
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STAR COURSE ENTERTAINMENT
Kellberg Studio

The closing attraction in the Young
Mems Christian Association Star
Course will be given this evening in
those welI-known artists, Miss Mary
Wall, of New York, harpist, and Miss
Edna kimball, vocalist and story tel
clever artists, for wherever they have
appeared throughout the season they
have met with marked success, stamp
ed with public approval. The program
should appeal to ali who are fond Of
lyceum entertainments. Doors will
tickets may be purchased at the box
office.
Miss Florence sadtler, of Baltimore,
is visiting Mrs. Edward j.. Stackpole,
at 1926 North Front street.
Miss Constance Ferriday, of 1917
North Front street, has gone to Easton
to attend the Junior Promenade, at La
William Berthel. Jr, of 80 North
Second street. is home after a visit in
Miss Alverda Devenney, Miss Hazel
Mechanicsburg, We're guests yesterday
OF Mss MHarrfSafE hUtfEe friends Gar1auae West 7a1
South Nineteenth street, is spending
the week in Philadelphia with her sis
ter, Mrs z; Leroy Hopping. $40
South Thirteenth street, entertained
| twenty guests at cards last evening at
: their home
7 Mrs. Adolph Russ, of 240 North
street. was hostess for the Wednesday
Five. Hundred Club of which she Is a
member, yesterday afternoon.
to Marietta after a short visit with
her aunt. Mrs. B. +. Etter, of Pine
street.
Mrs. j.. V. w. Reynolds, of Steelton
+ is home from trip to New York City
Miss Fannie M. Eby. of Cottage
Ridge, left for Philadelphia to-day, ac-
companying her niece, Miss Elizabeth
Eby, who has been visiting here.
! SUPERINTENDENT OF LUMBER CO
! Mr.. and Mrs. Evan r.. Davies and
| this country five a N
Harrisburg telegraph. [volume] (Harrisburg, Pa.) 1879-1948, 1914-01-22

children, Gladys and Tom, came to
this country five years ago on account
of Mr.. Davies ill health, and located
at Richmond, Va. They have now re-
moved to 741 South Nineteenth street,
this city. Mr.. Davies has accepted a
position as superintendent of the Ems
minger Lumber Company
Harrisburg telegraph. [volume] (Harrisburg, Pa.) 1879-1948, 1914-01-22
Wonderful Case of Mrs. Stephenson,
on the Pacific Coast.

INDEPENDENCE OREeoN"I sick with what four doctors
Prostaion treated by them for years.
would be better for while then back in the old again had
paon of the heart bad antng spells and
that spoon dropping to the floor would nearly kill could
lift the ghtest weight without making sck fact about
sick miserable could be. medicines adj
verd and thought would try hem and thankful did for
they helped at took about dozen bottles of Lydia E.
Since then have used them whenever felt sick Your remedies
the only employ You liberty publish this let
ter"-Mrs. w. STEPHENSON, Independence, Oregon. ,
Harrisburg telegraph. [volume] (Harrisburg, Pa.) 1879-1948, 1914-01-22

Mr.. and Mrs. Frank c. Thompson, of
birth of a daughter, Frances Louise
Thompson, Wednesday, January 21
1913. Mrs. Thompson was formerly
Miss Margaret PIellin5ger, Of this city
Logan street, announce the birth of a
daughter, Muriel Jean Ney, Thursday
January Is, 1914. Mrs. Ney, prior to
her marriage, was Miss Cecilia Wynn
Harrisburg telegraph. [volume] (Harrisburg, Pa.) 1879-1948, 1914-01-22

SCHOOL OF COMMERCE. ELECTS
The Alumni Association of the
.hool of Commerce held a business
meeting at it's rooms. Is South Second
street, on Tuesday evening and elected
officers for the ensuing year. There
was q large attendance.
Harrisburg telegraph. [volume] (Harrisburg, Pa.) 1879-1948, 1914-01-22

Mrs. William Baird McCaleb has
issued invitations to tea on January
2S to meet Mrs. Cunningham.
Harrisburg telegraph. [volume] (Harrisburg, Pa.) 1879-1948, 1914-01-22
A Grateful Atlantic Coast Woman.

HopepoN Mr"I feel it duty owe to all suffering
tell what Lydia Pmkhams Vegetable Compound did for One
found myself terrible sufferer had pains in both sides
back aced appetite and nervous could Sleep
then would mornings that could scarcely around
Tt seemed impossible do bit of work and
thought would be better until submitted to
ton commenced taking Lydia Pnkhas Vegetable Compound
and soon had palms, slept WELL had good
appetite and could do almost all work fam
lily of four shall always feel that good health to
medicine Mrs. HAYWARD Sewers, Hodgdon Maine.
For years Lydia e. Pnkham's Vegetable S%SS~SsA
the standard remedy NV 6&NNf
male sick with wOmanS ailments W y NEAM
justice to herself if she does not try this a III "a
medicine made from roots and herbs, it II 1Y~HU
has restored suffering women to health. ~
E.PINKHAM MEDICINECO. (o\ A-~1I3 ~
#U$ advice. MN
will opened read and answered CyE0-E1UA
q and held in strict confidence
The Julesburg grit-advocate., 1914-02-12

~hsa ! knss yos- save yea svssy-
thing.
I'm trying to nahs II easy. We've
never had . real quarrel you an1 l.
Mark So don't let " wind up our
married life with one. nov. You are
in the right. l An hopelsssly In tAs
wrong. I have cheated you. ] admit
ii. and I'll accept the consequences. II
10 in the blood. There 70 much u
heredity. Ny father y a-politieaaa.
don't know Who my grandfather vos.
And II he had beea worth knowing
about, Id know. There y haA strain
running through the family. II cropped
out In n. Yes. have cheated you.
You haA tAs night TO dsnaal in eur
bargain the hard-and-fast terms the
world has decrssd: All ot Q vife's life
In exchange for . frayed and battered
remnant Of her husbandS. I can't
meet those terms. though I tried to
fool you into believing I could. 30 I
must meekly give up the love whose
price ! can't pay. Don't let's make II
harder by having . scene over II.
The Julesburg grit-advocate., 1914-02-12
"HavoaV

Good night. III stay with father until
you can decide Just what you want to
do and on what basis we're to sepa-
rate. II It would do any good to ask
your forgiveness I'd ask It. That's
all. Good night. Mark"
She held out her hand with q shy
wistfulness. He was staring straight
into her tortured eyes and did not see
the gesture. The hand dropped back
Imply to her side. and she moved to
rejoin Blake.
But at the hrst step. Mark barred
her way. She looked at him In tired
wonder. His face was set and hard.
He made no move to touch her. His
voice. when he spoke. grated like q
file. ~ he forced 1t between his un.
willing lips.
Grace" he began. 1--WE told you my
love 10 dead. And l lied when I said
1t. l planned to put you out OF my
life. And, even while I planned,
knew | couldn't do 1t. 1t doesn't mat.
ter what I want to do or what I ought
to do. Out Of all this hideous tangls,
blazes forth just one thing that must
do whether l want to or not. l must
20 OF loving you with all my strength
and life."
DO you mean." she painted wildly,
do you mean that you can-that you
WILL"
Il mean." he cried brokenly. his self.
control smashing to atoms under the
hammer blows of his heart. Il mean
there is nothing In all this world for
me. dear love, away from you! love
you. And ! can't 90 on without you
You are earth and heaven and hell to
me. l love you. And have forgotten
everything but that. Girl Of my heart,
will you let me make you forget. too
Oh, love you! love you!"
The Julesburg grit-advocate., 1914-02-12

It has now been six months since took
any medicine at al. l hope my little
note will assist you In helping other wo-
men. l now feel perfectly we'll and in
the best Of health. Mrs. AUGUST
W. KoNDNER, 1852 Hollins Street, Bal
timore, Md.
Lydia E. Pinkham's Vegetable Com
pound, made from native roots and
herbs, contains no narcotic or harmfh
drugs, and to-day holds the record Of
being the most successful remedy for
female ills We know Of, and thousands
Of voluntary testimonials on file in the
Pinkham laboratory at Lynn, Mass,
seem to prove this fact.
For thirty years it has been the stand
ard remedy for female ills, and has re-
stored the health of thousands of women
who have been troubled with such all
ments - displacements, inflammation.
liberation, tumors, irregularities, etc.
II you want special advice
write to Lydia e. Pinkham Med.
tctno Co, (cOn1identiaD Lynn.
Mass. Your letter will be opened.
read and answered by a woman
and held in strict confidence,
The Julesburg grit-advocate., 1914-02-12

aaA Soes SttA- -As1oso yOs nasried
Aarh."
-Fathes!"
Ths woman fAesA m h Arysyed
hssrsr. Every traes e weeping was
scared S~ay sy ths Aaas sf ssAden
i.Aignatioa- AAA. 1t tAs sight, J'm
Blake gave . great vordlaas err and
gathered her Into his arms - tkoug n
she we're . baby.
"OA. ny little Giri!- ~ eAoked.
"naA's own. ovn little sisi! We've
eesa tearing your poor hAaxt to paeces
and your old father vas he Aattsrest
against yos. It's al right. I tell you,
girl. It's eli hight DaAu 49, you
through. You shant - hothsred
There. there! Oh. doa't CRY Nike that.
dariinS. Doa't!"
His voice grew husky. LAavtnG her
abruptly. hs crossed 70 Rsbsrtson.
Marx" ~ ALTERED. avoslins his
son-i.-aav's eye. yea Droaissd to pro
tsot Asr. This 70 ths tine 70 % Il 1t
vas for bsttsr. for worse II that
vow b any good st all. It's Q good
for worse - for 'bsttsr.' Aark-bs
gentle with her. hoy
Slowly. with bent shouIAsrs and
dragging step Blake made his way to
the big rooms farthsst end. There, in
the windows embrasurs, out OF ear
shot. his back to the others, hs halted
Drawing aside the curtains he
glanced out into the night TAs gloom
Of the sleeping city was bslov and
around him. But. In one black mass.
tiers upon tiers OF sarish lights
Glowsd. There. in the capitol, the
Mullins bill was coming to Q vote.
There. Matthew standish. freed BY
miracle from the tolls that crsftier
men had woven about him. was win
ming the victory which was to clear
for him the pathway to the very sum
init OF political power.
But he found his subconscious self
strayins from the picture he was so
ruthlessly drawing. His nind would
not nx itself on the lighted capitol and
the wreck Of his lifs-work; but crept
over back into the dim room behind
him. Even his tongue tricksd him
For when he would have made II re-
cite further the tale Of his losses, 1t
muttered broksnly:
MY own little girli Dads own.
own little grill"
The Julesburg grit-advocate., 1914-02-12
svNossIA
o0zAA1sY &1R
~ A1A0o,k4Akx e

Congressman standish and the woman.
e.iievinE themselves in love. spend q
thai week Gs man and wife in = hotel
.amss. The Woman .w.ksns to the fact
sh that she does not love ssandish and calls
anar,c sns'r ens..em:snt n: on st.ndieh Sta p protests
phone girl At the Hotel Keswick. Wash
inSton, L. loved by Tom Blake. son OF the
political boss Of the house. He proposes
oas OF her reasons her determination to
let revenge on Jim Blake for ruininH her
ther. Consrsssm.n Frank z. Kelly.
Z fighting the Mullins bin. . measure in
4e interests OF the railroadsL The ma
chine 10 seeking means to diecrsdit Stand
through Robertson. .on.in.i law Of Jim jim
Blake. and the latter'e candidate for
sPeaker OF the house. tries to win Stand
into his Dast Jim Blake finds out about
the episode of nvs years hack At the
s Iortnern New York hotel. lie secures all
and proposes TO use the story as a club
20 force Standish to allow the Mullins bill
g pass Jim BLAKE lays . trap to SECURE
kslly that he is going to have q talk with
tandlsh; and that at its conclusion the
.Ssssr % VIII call up nHmber on the tsle-
Miss Kelly 500 for that number. At the
conclusion Of the interview with Blake.
and'.h gets New York wire and calls
sNo1 iVW n rev minutes IAter ftOUeFt-
son tells Miss Kelly TO call Plaza 1901 and
81 his wife or one of the servants on the
phone. Miss Kelly refuses to give Jim
,ake the number called by htandish.
Blake has . story OF the Standish episode
prepared ready to send out ss soon a. the
Woman's name 10 learned. Blake's daugh-
eer Grace arrives with her husband. Gov
Ssnor Robertson. Misc Kelly calls on
Oraoe to warn her that her good name is
thrsatensd by impending exposure Of
4eandish and 10 insulted for her pains.
0TArA annAAln n 0tn pAtAh - n hA
asht in order to protect her name: He
eSf9sse- OrAcs sends for Miss Kelly.
sRolofioss for her rIdensss and bs6s
Manda's assistance. Wanda declares she
wf!l never betray the Woman. The ma
sai"s attempt. again to force standish
out OF the night. without success. Blake
Sano up the Associated Press to order the
publication OF the story. hut is cut on and
communication 10 restored too late to get
ne story into the morning papers. Rob
eftson attempts to force Miss Kelly to
reveal tho Woman's name. She 10 threat
21ed with imprisonment for cutting on
laks'e conversation with the Associated
Prees because of her refusal to give the
numbes called by etandish. Grace admits
that she knows the name OF the Woman
and her husband demands that she tell It,
The Julesburg grit-advocate., 1914-02-12


ing over to the capitol. Shall l tell
Mullins to let the bill come to a
vote?"
Yes" answered Blake, without stir.
ring or SO much as looking up
YES" he said again, and his voice
was dead. "Yes-Tm-Tm licked"
As Van Dyke opened the dor, Wan.
da made as though to follow him.
III you don't need me any further.
Mr.. Blake" she said gently. I'll CO."
Blake lifted = palsied hand in mega.
ton.
In there" he muttered. pointing to.
ward the door that led to the inner
rooms. Il must speak to you-aftsr.
ward"
When the old man raised his eyes,
Mark and Grace alone were left in the
room with him. Robertson was stand.
ing moveless unsseing. 0rsce's sobs
broke the tense silence, a. she fought
weakly for sslf-control. Blake crossed
over to her. She rose at his approach.
Daughter" said Blake. almost tim.
idly. they've all gone. None Of them
viii tell. But there's one thing we've
got to know. I'm with you, NO matter
what you've done. But-but-tsll me-
-thst-that this vas Ill over sna-
The Julesburg grit-advocate., 1914-02-12
PRAISED WORK OF cANNIBALs
Henry N. Stanley Found Them Faith
fui Followers, Intelligent and
Trustworthy.

Henry NJ. Stanley was among the
first to negative the prevailing idea
that cannibalism was the mark of .
special allotment Of original sin
among aborigines. In fact he pre-
ferred cannibals because OF their
greater intelligence and greater ndsl.
ity. Now we have the opinion Of Mr
to-day, who has just returned from
the neiGhborhood of Lake Tehad in
equatorial Africa. He says that he
was virtually unarmed, and unescort-
cd except by one friend and twenty
Bimbalaland porters who were all can
n'bals. He SAYS they were tho most
devoted and reliable companions I
could ever wish to have in q tight cor.
ner." The practice Of cannibalism
was originally confined to the bodies
Of relatives and was intended ~ q
mark of respect. Enemies were eaten
In order to absorb their valor. Prob
ably the most degraded form Of can.
nibalism 10 to BE- found In Thibst,
The Julesburg grit-advocate., 1914-02-12
MOTHER LOOK It
CAlD'S TONGUE
N eress, tsvsrieA. eenstipatedI
give '-ca1ernia Syup
q Figs"

A LAXATIVE today saves . SEX eAil1
tooosrow. ChilAreA simply Will noa
take tAs tins froa play to empty thsdP
bowels. which become eloGseA Up With
waste. liver gets sluggish: stomach
oear.
Look At the tongue. mother! II coat,
q. o. your child 10 listless. cross. fev.
srish. breath hsA. restless. doesn't sas
heartily. fall OF cold or has sore throaS
or any other children's ailment. give Q
teasDoonful OF California Syrup ol
tiss." thea doat worry. because II 10
perfectly harmless. and in few hours
Ill this constipation poison. sour bile
ana fssnentiAS waste will gsatiy
move out Of the bowels. and you have
. well. playful child again. A thor
eash ''inside cleansing" 10 oftimes an
that 10 necessary. 1t should bs the
afst treatment given in any sickness
Beware of counterfeit hg syrups.
Ask at the store for 60.cent bottle Of
California Syrup Of Figs" which has
full directions for babies. children OF
al ages and for grown-ups plainly
Dripted on the bottle. Adv.
The Julesburg grit-advocate., 1914-02-12
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grotesQusly. He took an involuntary
step toward Van Dyke. The lattsi
raised . protesting hand
Mark" he said. ninching not st III
before tho bloodshot fury In the hus
hands little syss. we are here - law
yers. making an investigation. At iast
Ne have struck the right trail. I a.
sorry It leads where It does. ="
He got NO further Al Q stride Rsh
srtson was beside his wife.
You hear what this uaA insiau.
ates!" he cried thickly Il don't ash
you to foul your lips BY denying it.
, Ill attend to him later. But give ms
the right to do that By telling the
Woman's name 1t once"
Grace" croaked Blake, his throat
sandsd with . horror that he would
not confess. don't you hear what
they're saying. girl!"
In his harsh sassrnsss. Mark forci.
lily lifted his wife's bent head and
forced her eyes to meet his.
What's the mattsr?" hs demanded
sharply. Why don't you speak! Tell
Van Dyke he lies. Tells him he lies. l
say! OH"
His fierce appeal broke Oh in . CRY
Of pain. He had at last raised her
face and had read It. For the briefsst
moment he stood stupensd. expression
less.
Why. Grace!" e1postulated Blake.
in pitiful bravado. You're crazy!
You don't know what you're implying
what you're letting them think. l
won't believe It. Not = word Of It.
It's . trick Toto"
She caught his shaking hand and
murmured . broken incoherent sylla-
Bile or two amid the passion of her
sobs.
Almighty"
Blake's legs gave way and he
sprawled inert into . chair. his head
on his breast. He had all at once
grown old-very. very old. Meantime.
Robertson had forced his own daxsd
brain back. into . semblancs of its
former strong control.
Van Dyke" he said a. calmly a. II
he were giving . routine order, you
Will nave every trace OF this story de-
stroyed tonight. 1t must never get
beyond this room. can count ON
your"
Certainly" agreed Van Dyke with
equal coolness.
There was NO hint in his voice or
in his manner that Marks command
entsilsd the defeat Of . bill, the col.
lapse Of millions Of dollars worth of
stocks. . probably panic on Wall
street and the money interests total
II temporary loss Of power in con-
gress. For the moment. the great
corporation lawyer chanced to be also
a man.
On his way from the room. Van
Dyke paused beside Blake's chair.
Jim" he Eaid hesitatingiy, I'm 60
The Julesburg grit-advocate., 1914-02-12
PlaaaAat for Mamma,

And what did my little darling do
In school today'" mother asked Of
her youngest son-a second grader.
We had nature study. and 1t was INV
turn to bring specimen" said the
boy. THAT was nice. What die You
dor Il brought 4 cockroach In a
bottle and told teacher We had lots
more and II she wanted l would bring
one every day"
The Julesburg grit-advocate., 1914-02-12
CHAPTER XXI.
Jim Blake, looSr.

jim Utako, Iooer.
And 20 for an instant they stood. It
vas an odd tableau: Grace, helpless,
shaking. dumb: Wanda. her arms
clasped protectinsly about the unheed-
ing Woman. who did not 20 much -
realize their presence nor feel the
warm sympathy Of their embrace;
Mari, his triumph tinged with impa-
tienoe at his wife's hesitation; Blake,
still gripping the telephone and glow.
sring in angry surprise At the lawyer;
vaa Dyke grim. alert, master of the
moment. his lean face set in lines Of
unwonted sadness.
And 1t was Van Dyke who broke the
brief silence. His precise dry voice
was tinged by = note of something al
most solemn As he addressed Robert
so1.
Mark" he said. Miss Kelly has
told US that she promised ths-the
Woman not to tell. When did she
make that promise?'
What does that matter nowv snap
psd Mark. We"
she never heard of the affair until
early this evening. So it must be
since then that she talked with the
Woman about 1t. Miss Kelly has been
on duty downstairs ever since six
o'clock. She has not left this hotel.
How could she have communicated
with the Woman"
by telephone. II"
Il think not" denied Van Dyke, the
cold sorrow In his voice now apparent
to every one. The Woman ID here
In this house"
80 much the better!" declared
Blake. again picking up the telephone
Van Dyke. in gloomy wonder. turn.
ID on his chief.
You have often boasted, Jim," said
he. that you owe your success to the
fact you see things Just second soon.
Or than other people. Don't you un.
derstand--even yet?"
No" growled Blake. II don't. Out
with 1t. man! What are you trying to
get at? Don't beat about the bush.
You're wasting time that we haven't
got"
Van Dyke faced Robertson; his lean
face working.
Mark" he said. tapping the dupli.
cate telephone list. your house in
New York Is charged here with two
calls. We thought 1t was q mistake
-"
A wordless gursls from Jim Blake
Interrupted him. The telephone was
set down by hand that shook n
though from palsy. For a single In.
stant the heavy.lidded eyes were Who'll
". starkly unveiled In = glare of un.
believing horror. Then they turned
stupidly upon Grace who bowed her
head In = spasm Of hysterical uncheck.
d weeping before the panic query in
their case.
Wanda Kelly wound her arms tight.
- about the heavy body. But Grace
neither felt the contact nor heard the
WhApsr Of eager futile comforting
Blake stared open-mouthed. his face
GFssnish and habby, the stern Jaw
looss. the keen eyes bulging. MARI
Robinson Was still frowning perplsxsd.
b at Van Dyke.
Don't you undsrstand!" pleaded the
latter.
mo. DON'T" returned Mark. What
have the two phone calls TO my homs
so< to Do With"
Suppose the second call were not
a mjstaks-f" hssitatsd Van Dyke.
nobanson's faes went purple. The
~ va0oe nsaS his temples swallsl
The Julesburg grit-advocate., 1914-02-12
ouaht to es, ANYHOW.

At dinner Mollis gaaed for . long
time at bachelor guest. and then ex.
claimed:
Mother. what 10 IN old bachelor ?"
A frown was the only reply. But 4
laugh burst forth from the assembled
company when Mollie answered the
question to suit herself.
oh. I know! An old bachelor IL
an old maids husband!"