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The daily Gate City. [volume] (Keokuk, Iowa) 1855-1916, 1914-07-29

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PERSONALS.

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Woods. WHO las been visiting with
relatives II the city. returned this
morning 10 her home Il Ksokuk.
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The daily Gate City. [volume] (Keokuk, Iowa) 1855-1916, 1914-07-29
DIED AT ST. JoEEPH's
HOSPITAL LAST NIGHT


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The daily Gate City. [volume] (Keokuk, Iowa) 1855-1916, 1914-07-29

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The daily Gate City. [volume] (Keokuk, Iowa) 1855-1916, 1914-07-29

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The daily Gate City. [volume] (Keokuk, Iowa) 1855-1916, 1914-07-29

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The daily Gate City. [volume] (Keokuk, Iowa) 1855-1916, 1914-07-29
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The Tacoma times. [volume] (Tacoma, Wash.) 1903-1949, 1914-06-15
RES|NOL MAKES
QUICK WORK OF
SKIN HUMORS

There's a world of comfort for
tortured skins in a warm bath
with Resinol Soap and a simple
application of that soothing, anti
septic Resinol Ointmenti In a
MOMENT all itching and burning
are gone, healing begins, and
soon the skin is free from the
unsightly, tormenting eruption.
Doctors everywhere prescribe
Resinol freely and have done so
for nineteen years, therefore 1t
is not an experiment but a treat
ment of tested and proven value.
Isn't that the kind of treatment
YOU want?
Resinol Ointment (50c and
$1,000 and Resinol Soap (25c)
are also speedily effective for
pimples, blackheads, dandruff.
sores and many forms of piles.
Sold by all druggists. For trial
free, write to Dept. 21-R, Resi-
mol, Baltimore, Md. Insist on
getting real Resinol, not some
thing claimed to be Just as
good"
The Tacoma times. [volume] (Tacoma, Wash.) 1903-1949, 1914-06-15
stop Falling Hair aad Itching
scalp-aa Onee.

There IL one sure way that has
never failed to remove dandruff at
once, and that is TO dissolve IT,
then you destroy IL entirely. To do
this just get about four. ounces of
plain, common liquid arvon from
any drug store (this is all you Will
need) apply IL at night when retir-
Ing; use enough 70 moisten the
scalp and rub IL in gently with the
finger tips.
BY morning, most If not all, of
your dandruff will be gone, and
three or four more applications
will completely dissolve, and en-
ttrely destroy every single sign and
trace OF IL, no matter how much
dandruff you may have.
You VIII find all Itching and dig
ging of the scalp viii stop in
stantly and your hair be fluffy, lus-
trous, glossy, silky and soft and
look and feel hundred times bet
ter.
II you value your hair. YOU
should get rid of dandruff al once.
for nothing destroys the hair so
quickly. 1t not only starves the
hair and makes 1t fan out, but II
makes 1t stringy, straggly, dun.
dry, brittle and lifeless, and every
body notices IL.
acknowledgements"
The Tacoma times. [volume] (Tacoma, Wash.) 1903-1949, 1914-06-15
Flghtlng.

BERLIN, June 1B--'I hold
the world I'm the palm of my
hand; 1 could be emperor of the
universe; 1 could make the ter
restrial globe my personal prop
erty! For I've invented an artt-
fetal man who could compel all
other men TO become my slaves!
So says Herr Adoiph Whitman,
famous Berlin inventor.
Whitman declares he has real
lied q dream of all ages. He has
constructed of wheels and chains
and levers an artificial man who
walks, talks, mingies with "A
crowd just as naturally as any
real man would This machine
man n the outcome of many years
laboriOus and painstaking applica-
ton of Whitman's wonderful i'm
yentive genius.
He calls his mechanical man,
"Occultus."
"Occultus obeys my every or
der" says Whitman. Whether
l tell him to run, to turn, TO stop,
to lift something, to sit down, ia
sing, whistle or answer dues-
The Tacoma times. [volume] (Tacoma, Wash.) 1903-1949, 1914-06-15
HERE he Is! COMPLETE MAN!
DOES EvERYTHINC!E vENTALkS
Ahead When Cog and Wheel Men Will Do All
Work for the Living People and Even Do Their
Fighting

tions, he obeys implicitly and
without hesitation. / could walk
him into a crowded parlor and he
would act so naturally that half
the evening might pass before the
guests realized that they had a
mysterious ana occult person
among them.
The secret OF making my srti-
fetal men is simple. l shall soon
be able to construct them by the
hundreds In special factories.
Just imagine what I can do
when l begin to turn these me-
ehanical men out by the whole
sale. l could organize them into
a vast army, and train IL to an
automatic perfection in military
tactics. Then, armed with the
most destructive weapons OF
modern warfare, my armed
hordes of non-killable soldiers
could set forth TO conquer the
continents.
II could swep the face of
Europe clean in one campaign.
Bullets, bombs, shells-my armies
would be impervious TO them all.
Faster than my men fell, l could
turn out new ones in my fac
tories"
Whitman could man great ma
vies with his maehine-men, and
send them forth through all the
seas, and subdue all the nations.
Shortly he would be emperor of
the world.
Or, he could get control of the
whore earth in another way-by
purchase! For since all wealth
Is based on human industry, by
controlling the inexhaustible in
dustry of the machinemen, he
could become the wealthies man
i'm the world. All the earth :
riches he could monopolize, and
all production would be carried
on in his factories, filled with
mechanical men.
Imagine what the new world
then would be-hum ming with
every known form of life and in
dustry. and yet made up only OF
dead machinery! There would be
not a ray nor smile of true life
on all the globe, yet 1t would De
covered with whirring, elanking,
never-stopping mechanism.
The telegraphs, with mechani-
cal men at their saunders, would
continue to speak across the con-
tinents. Huge vessels would ply
the seas. carrying freight and
artificial passengers from port to
port. Great areas would be built
up into cities of towering sky
] Whnan y
throng with machine-men, tramp
ing back and forth on the multi
tudinous affairs of their life.
And in vast factories they
would be continually turning out
The Tacoma times. [volume] (Tacoma, Wash.) 1903-1949, 1914-06-15

feeling nachine-men. And we
humans would live in ideal lux
ury.
ut would he the realization of
the millennium"
The Tacoma times. [volume] (Tacoma, Wash.) 1903-1949, 1914-06-15

new mechanical men by the
Wholesale!
There is nothing that a civiliza-
tion of such men could not ac-
complish, for they would fear
none of the chief obstacles of
modern industry-disease, suf-
fering and death.
But of course ] shan't attempt
to bring about any such destruc~
ton of humanity. Instead. |
hope in time to perfect my ma
chine-men so as to make them a
great boon to humanity" says
Whitman.
In time, his machine-men could
be made into q race of slaves,
supporting in ease all natural
mankind. Each human being
would have as many servants as
he liked. No one need do a
stroke of work other than give
orders TO his mechanical serfs.
livery bit OF mining, manufacture
ing, all the dangerous and dis-
agreeable labors of civilization
would be turned over 20 the ua-
The Tacoma times. [volume] (Tacoma, Wash.) 1903-1949, 1914-06-15
FOUR TRAINS
DAILY To THE
MOUNTAIN

Beginning the summer tourist
travel to Mount Tacoma, the Ta-
coma Eastern railway yesterday
inaugurated an extra train ser
vice to Ashford, and changed its
running schedule so that ALI
trains will go to Ashford before
running to Morton, the end of the
line.
Trains will leave Tacoma az
$3.50 a. m, 12:45 D. m, 2:20 d.
m. and 5:45 d. m, connecting at
Ashford with big buses of the
Tacoma Carriage & Baggage
Transfer company for Longmire
Springs.
The Tacoma times. [volume] (Tacoma, Wash.) 1903-1949, 1914-06-15
Boats Reach Nome

NOME, Alaska, June I ). =
Having waited five days outside
the ice field that blocked the
roadstead of Nome, the steamers
Victoria, Senator and Edith, with
1000 passengers. found an open
ing last night and made safe
anchorage In the harbor. They
had been out 13 days from Puget
Sound.
The Tacoma times. [volume] (Tacoma, Wash.) 1903-1949, 1914-06-15
FIKS and PUBLIC PAY
TRIBUTE TO THE FLAG

lowed closely the rituaHstic
speech of the Elks, of which he
is a member. William Askren
delivered a powerful Tribute to
the Flag" and Walter Risk gavD
the history of the flag. The
speakers platform was placed SO
that each speaker could be heard
throughout the Stadium.
The Flag day celebration wa
The Tacoma times. [volume] (Tacoma, Wash.) 1903-1949, 1914-06-15

Uniting in community sing
of patriotic songs, and listening TO
the stirring ritual of the Benevo-
lent and Protective Order of Elks,
nearly 5000 persons gathered at
the stadium yesterday afternoon
to honor Old Glory in Tacoma-s
annual Flag day observance.
Governor Lister was the speak
or Of the day, and his address fol
The Tacoma times. [volume] (Tacoma, Wash.) 1903-1949, 1914-06-15

preceded by a parade OF the Ia
coma Elks- The lodeeme-
dressed I'm their official nnifor..
OF Prince Albert coats. SIN ha1s
ana gray trousers. made an i'm
pressive appearance.
Perrysburg journal. (Perrysburg, Wood Co., O. [Ohio]) 186?-1965, 1914-11-19
CHURCH ANNOUNCEMENTS. s.
PRESBYTERIAN CHURCH
Services for Sunday, November
22d.

Sunday School at 9;30 a. m.
Mems Bible Glass in church al
cove at the same hour. w. ii.
Roose, superintendent. Lesson
subject. "Jesus and PLATE, y
Matt. 81 :11-31.
Morning worship and sermon
at 10 80. DR.. Pheley will preach
on the subject, "The Joy of the
Lord. In the evening at Z 80
the sermon theme will be 1.-The
Worlds DeceivSr.' You are
heartily invited to these services.
The Lookout Committee, Edwin
Clay. chairman and leader of the
meeting, presented a most inter
esting program of the principles
of procedure in the G. E. Society
at the meeting last Sunday. The
topic for next Sunday. The topic
for next Sunday evening at $50
is ga Joyous Life, - Joel 2 2:21-27.
Mrs. w. Ii. Roose, leader. There
is a welcome for all at this meet
ing.
Junior Y. p. S. c. e. meeting at
2 80. Miss Beatrice Van. Norman,
superintendent. Topic, Showing
Gratitude to God and Men Psa.
1876 :1-9. Every Junior should be
present. Others invited.
Prayer and praise service
Thursday evening at 30. A spe-
cial topic will be considered.
Home Missions in Social Serv-
ice" All attendants of the church
especially invited and urged to be
present.
Union Thanksgiving service will
be held in the NJ. e. church on
Thursday morning at 10 30 on the
26th. Enjoyable music will be a
feature. Rev. Baumgardner, Rev.
Vandersall and Rev. Pheley will
participate in the service. The
public most cordially invited to
be present.
Perrysburg journal. (Perrysburg, Wood Co., O. [Ohio]) 186?-1965, 1914-11-19
Dependency Due to Indigestion.

1t is not at all surprising that per-
sons who have indigestion become
discouraged and despondent. Here
are few words of hope and cheer for
them by Mrs. Blanche Bowers, Indiana
Pa. For years my digestion was so
poor that could only eat the lightest
foods. l tried everything that I heard
of to get relief, but not until about a
year ago when l saw Chamberlain s
Tablets advertised and got bottle of
them, did | find the right treatment.
| soon began to improve, and since TAX
ing few bottles of them my digestion
is fine." For sale by all dealers
Perrysburg journal. (Perrysburg, Wood Co., O. [Ohio]) 186?-1965, 1914-11-19
ARRESTED FOR STEALING

Russell Bowman, 19, of Akron
has been taken to Milwaukee to
face a charge of having robbed a
woman of 81 500 in diamonds.
Bowman was arrested last week
for the theft of an auto. He was
released when the machines owner
interceeded. When he returned to
Akron he was arrested on request
of Milwaukee authorities.-New
Bee.
Bowman is the fellow who figured
in the auto case here last week.
The report that the diamonds
might have been secreted in Per-
rysburg has caused the Perrysburg
Punkerton defective farce to do
some gum shoe sleuthing around
old buildings and through dark
alleys at midnight during the past
week.
Perrysburg journal. (Perrysburg, Wood Co., O. [Ohio]) 186?-1965, 1914-11-19
P. c. A. ELECTION.

Every member of the Perrysburg
Civic Association should keep in
mind the date of the next regular
meeting of the association and be
sure to attend 1t is of supreme
Importance that every member
should be present us the annual
election of the board of Trustees
will take place on that date.
The Journal is informed that re-
freshments will be served as an in
ducement to bring out full mem
bership as well as to open a cam
paign of good fellowship among the
members. Music will be feature
of entertainment.
Perrysburg journal. (Perrysburg, Wood Co., O. [Ohio]) 186?-1965, 1914-11-19
EVANGELICAL CHURCH.

Sunday, Nov. %, 8 a. M, Bible
School. You will find a place that
just fits you, hearty welcome,
spiritual teaching and special
features Of interest.
2 p. m. The Junior Society has
lively meetings, splendid attend
ance and profitable hour for all
the boys and girls.
6:30 p. m. Young People s So
ciety will hold a Thanksgiving
meeting. Topic, ga Joyous Life" "
Come magnify the Lord, recount
your benefits and get blessing
on your soul.
7:30 p. m. Instead of the regu-
lar preaching services, the annual
Thanksgiving program will be in
charge of the Woman S Mission
airy Society. Addresses, recita-
tions and music will be the special
feature of the evening. Come,
bring your friends. All gifts will
be sent to missions.
Tuesday, Z 30 p. m. Mems Per
sonal Workers League meeting in
auditorium. Ira Sprout, presi-
dent. Women S Personal Work
ers League meeting in class room.
Mrs. Albert Fahrer, president.
Thursday, 7:30. Midweek as
sembly for prayer and praise.
Perrysburg journal. (Perrysburg, Wood Co., O. [Ohio]) 186?-1965, 1914-11-19
TIMES INTRODUCES NEW
FEATURES.

The Toledo Times is making
great Improvement and its Sunday
edition has contracted for the
highest class of special features
which will cause the paper to rank
with the best papers of the larger
cities of the country.
The. daily Times will be furnish
ed to Journal readers at the rate
of $1.50 per year or $3.50 for both
papers.
Perrysburg journal. (Perrysburg, Wood Co., O. [Ohio]) 186?-1965, 1914-11-19
Best Cough Medicine for Children.

''Three years ago when l was living
in Pittsburg one of my children had a
hard cold and coughed dreadfully.
Upon the advice of a druggist l pur-
chased a bottle of Chamberlain S Cough
Remedy and it benefited him at once.
find it the best cough medicine for
children because 1t is pleasant to take.
They do not object to taking it, writes
Mrs. Lafayette Tuck, Homer Cit,, Pa.
This remedy contains no opium or
other narcotic, and may be given to a
child as confidently as to an adult.
Sold by all dealers.
Perrysburg journal. (Perrysburg, Wood Co., O. [Ohio]) 186?-1965, 1914-11-19
ga SACRED PRIVILEGE. -

M any prominent professional
and business men of this community
have availed themselves of the
privilege.of securing crypts for them
selves and families in the beautiful
Granite Mausoleum in the historic
Ft. Meigs Cemetery A feeling of
supreme satisfaction is felt by those
who have thus guarded against the
Day when the words TDust to
Dust" shall be pronounced over
their remains or the remains of
their loved ones. The horrors at
tendant upon ground burial are
common to mankind.
The saddest sight that mortals
are called upon to witness in this
world is the lowering of the casket
containing all that is mortal of
their dear ones into the cold damp
grave. Why not do away with
the gruesome custom by placing
the body in a dry sanitary COM
partment in q building constructed
of imperishable material, such as
Granite, Marble and Bronze, that
shall stand as monument of love
and esteem to those placed therein
for centuries to come.
Admittance to the building on
week days bv the sexton or COM
panv>, representative on pleasant
Sunday afternoons or any day by
appointment.
MODERN MAUSOLEUM CO.,
Perrysburg.
Office with r. A. Barton, under
taler.
Perrysburg journal. (Perrysburg, Wood Co., O. [Ohio]) 186?-1965, 1914-11-19
Green eIass HeIps Eyes.

Glass to protect the eyes from in
furious ultraviolet rays of the sun in
warm climates 10 being advocated by
Sir William Crookes, who recently
read paper ON his experiments be-
fore the Royal society of London.
Investigation has shown that with a
certain combination which produces a
glass of sage green color 98 per
cent of the heat rays may be cut off.
No less than six different formulas
were discovered by Sir William for
preserving the sight from the glare
and heat OF the summer sun.
Perrysburg journal. (Perrysburg, Wood Co., O. [Ohio]) 186?-1965, 1914-11-19
Remarkable Cure of Group.

Last winter when my little boy had
Group l got him bottle of Chamber
lains' Cough Remedy. honestly be-
lleve 1T saved his life" writes Mrs. J.
B. Cook, Indiana, Pa. 'It cut the
phlegm and relieved his coughing
spells. ] am most grateful for what
this remedy has done tor him." For
sale by all dealers.
Perrysburg journal. (Perrysburg, Wood Co., O. [Ohio]) 186?-1965, 1914-11-19

The California clergyman who has
resigned his pastorate, rather than
quit smoking as his Pensioners de.
sire, apparently takes the ground that
parish is only parish, but good
cigar is a smoke.
Perrysburg journal. (Perrysburg, Wood Co., O. [Ohio]) 186?-1965, 1914-11-19

The heroism of the French tele.
phone girl who remained at the switch.
board when shells dropped into the
room is only surpassed by that of the
girl who remained at her post when a
mouse ran across the floor.
Perrysburg journal. (Perrysburg, Wood Co., O. [Ohio]) 186?-1965, 1914-11-19

Gen. Aguilar evidently took pity
on the United States and deter
mined on second thought not to
shoot up the Americans in Vera
Cruz.
Perrysburg journal. (Perrysburg, Wood Co., O. [Ohio]) 186?-1965, 1914-11-19

A New York physician claims much
good has resulted from tanning the
nervous to sleep. but the new batter
facing Walter Johnson can't see 1t
that way.
Perrysburg journal. (Perrysburg, Wood Co., O. [Ohio]) 186?-1965, 1914-11-19

1t beats all how quickly fellow will
forget his rheumatic attack when he
is caught in the center of a street
intersection with autos bearing down
from three different points of the com.
pass.
Perrysburg journal. (Perrysburg, Wood Co., O. [Ohio]) 186?-1965, 1914-11-19

"A California clergyman has re
signed his pastorate rather than quit
smoking, as his parshioners wished"
There is the nucleus of new church
for the smokers to rally round.
Perrysburg journal. (Perrysburg, Wood Co., O. [Ohio]) 186?-1965, 1914-11-19

Accidents will happen, but the best
regulated families keep DR.. Thomas
Eclectic Oil for such emergencies. Two
sizes, 25c and soc, at all stores.
Perrysburg journal. (Perrysburg, Wood Co., O. [Ohio]) 186?-1965, 1914-11-19

The popular idea of Economy is
to go without a lot of little things
that we need so we can get one
big thing that we don t need.
Perrysburg journal. (Perrysburg, Wood Co., O. [Ohio]) 186?-1965, 1914-11-19

A New Jersey mans frog farm has
been condemned by the health author.
tiles because it bred too many mos.
quitoes. and he is hopping mad about
IL
Perrysburg journal. (Perrysburg, Wood Co., O. [Ohio]) 186?-1965, 1914-11-19

The face on a silver dollar is said
to be that of the maiden born in pow
erty, and it can't be denied that she's
always welcome in her old set.
Perrysburg journal. (Perrysburg, Wood Co., O. [Ohio]) 186?-1965, 1914-11-19

Pick your war news with the same
caution you exercise in picking meat
from the nut, and then examine care.
fully before devouring.
Perrysburg journal. (Perrysburg, Wood Co., O. [Ohio]) 186?-1965, 1914-11-19

There is danger that France will be
as shocked at American made dress
fashions as America has been by
French fashions.
Perrysburg journal. (Perrysburg, Wood Co., O. [Ohio]) 186?-1965, 1914-11-19

The appearance of the celebrated
"Diving Venus" in the Movies" has
convinced lot of people that DIVING
Venuses ought to stay in the water
Perrysburg journal. (Perrysburg, Wood Co., O. [Ohio]) 186?-1965, 1914-11-19

If stocks of canned salmon can be
made the basis for currency issue, will
not sardines be eligible for small
change?
Perrysburg journal. (Perrysburg, Wood Co., O. [Ohio]) 186?-1965, 1914-11-19

Without correspondents, we are told,
the story of the war will be written
"scrap by scrap" But isn't that the
usual way?
Perrysburg journal. (Perrysburg, Wood Co., O. [Ohio]) 186?-1965, 1914-11-19

= Shooting at an aeroplane with a
high-power gun must be much faster
sport than merely trying to bag field
lark.
Perrysburg journal. (Perrysburg, Wood Co., O. [Ohio]) 186?-1965, 1914-11-19

Almost any telephone user under
stands and appreciates what it means
when ones line of communication is
cut.
Perrysburg journal. (Perrysburg, Wood Co., O. [Ohio]) 186?-1965, 1914-11-19

After woman has worked for Is
years to convert a man into an ideal
husband, she finds that she needs
about thirty years more to put ON the
finishing touches.
Perrysburg journal. (Perrysburg, Wood Co., O. [Ohio]) 186?-1965, 1914-11-19

Fortunately, the armies in the field
do not have to do all the contradictory
things that they are credited with do
ing.
Perrysburg journal. (Perrysburg, Wood Co., O. [Ohio]) 186?-1965, 1914-11-19

Hay fever is a coward who always
retires when Jack Frost begins his an
nual campaign.
Perrysburg journal. (Perrysburg, Wood Co., O. [Ohio]) 186?-1965, 1914-11-19

Now is the time to keep well. Post
pone your biliousness until the price
Of medicines goes down.
Perrysburg journal. (Perrysburg, Wood Co., O. [Ohio]) 186?-1965, 1914-11-19

Los Angeles has an aerial police
squad. 1t is naturally composed of fly
cops.
Perrysburg journal. (Perrysburg, Wood Co., O. [Ohio]) 186?-1965, 1914-11-19

AS things now go, there is good
deal of money that isn't even whisp-
ering.