davidaulloa/AmericanStories huggingface dataset:
Evening star., 1914-09-26
WEST vIRGINIANs ELECT.
David W. Gall President and Charles
N. Shinn Vice President of Society.

David w. Gall of a25 East Capitol
street 'was elected president of the
newly organized West Virginia Society
of Washington at meeting held in the
old Masonic Temple last evening.
Other officers We're elected as follows:
First vice president. Charles NJ Shinn
OF the hrst congressional district; sec
ond vice president. Henry S. Baker of
the second congressional district; third
vice president. DIR. r. Camden Of the
fourth congressional district; fourth
vice president. Prof. r. E. Lowe of the
third congressional district; fifth vice
president. Capt. II. F. Dunkin of the
fifth congressional district: recording
spending secretary. w W'"D, George:
financial secretary, Henry A. Baker;
treasurer. Col. J. w. De Grange; his
torian, Capt. j. f. Hart --~'--
Evening star., 1914-09-26
WAR CAME AS SURPRISE.
Lloyd George Refused to Believe
Conflict Was Imminent.

LONDON, September 26.-Speaking
yesterday at a meeting of his neigh
bors, held at Criccieth. Wales, Chan
cellor of the EXchequer Lloyd George
declared that the war was quite unex-
pected.
He never dreamed it would occur, he
Evening star., 1914-09-26
Represents President Wilson.

Maj. Gen. w. w. Wotherspoon, chief
Of staff of the army. and acting Sec
retary of War. has gone to Paoli, Pa,
to represent President Wilson at the
dedication today of monument to
Gen. Anthony Wayne of revolutionary
fame at that place.
Evening star., 1914-09-26
Albanians to Ask for Help,

BARI, Italy. via Paris, September 26.
Dispatches from southern Albania say
that the population. harassed and robbed
by both insurgents and Greeks, are
about to ask the Intervention of one of
the great powers.
Evening star., 1914-09-26
Representative Mann's Plant.

Representative Mann Of Illinois found
fault with the determination to run the
bill onto siding, because he believed
it might be taken up at the next regu-
lar session and interfere with the reg
ular program of appropriation bills
which might naturally be expected to
be presented early in December.
Evening star., 1914-09-26
S|DETRACK|NG Of BILL
CAUSES STIR IN HOUSE
Republicans Criticise Democratic
Action Over Radium
Measure.

BY adopting a rule to sidetrack the
administration radium conservation
bill today. the House cleared the legis-
lative boards for the sharp struggle
which is sure to come over the Philip
pine independence bill
The radium measure was one of the
five bills included in the special pro-
gram of privileged measures under
which the House was operating. and
is the last of the administration con-
servation measures.
1t was designed, according to the re-
port, to keep the radium of the country
out of the hands of "a trust and to
allow government and other hospitals
to get sufficient supply of the valua-
BILE mineral.
Intimate "Trust" Play.
When Chairman Foster of the mines
and mining committee arose today to
present a resolution to undo the work
of the original rule and take the rad
ium bill for it's scope, the republicans
beat the tom-tom for nearly an hour
accusing the democrats of playing
with this same previously hated
trust"
tive Cooper of Wisconsin, in his most
acidulous voice. why this bill has been
delayed and why it is now set aside
for action at some undetermined time
in the future. Would the gentleman
on that side of the House say that
newspaper report that this bill has
been delayed until all the radium lands
in the country have been seized is
true?"
II would not like. to say it is true"
replied Representative Foster, with a
suave bow.
you might not like to say it is true
thundered the Wisconsin man. but is
il true2''
Evening star., 1914-09-26

IT. they may on their return fix the
tea habit on rural Belgium
The older Belgians have not yet re-
covered from the horrors they have
passed through. They sit on the
benches. sad-eyed and dumb, paying
no attention to the childrne romping
about them. One of the volunteer In
terpreters at the palace says their
stories are SO narrowing she no longer
can bear to hear them. Some of the
women have met fresh griefs in the
death of their babies from malnutri-
tion and EXP osure during the Gays OF
their fight. The hospital has now
about thirty-f1ve cases on hand whicn
are given the best of care.
Children Have Playground.
The children are having the time of
their lives. since the playground. with
it's swings and merry-go-rounds. is
open to them.
Cots have not yet been provided. but
the refugees have comfortable mat
tresses and plenty of cover. There is
a daily issue of secondhand clothing,
which is dealt out rather with a view
Of finding persons to At the garments
than of finding garments to fit the
persons.
Every day group of refugees with
tags giving their destination fastened
to a buttonhole are taken from the
England. where homes have bean offer
ed. There are only about 5000 in the
camps. and Secretary H. E. Morgan OF
the war refugees committee, which acts
for the government in this matter
saws that he has received $4,000 offers
of aid from persons in all parts of the
United Kingdom. and 10000 offers OF
homes.
Evening star., 1914-09-26

In 1912 British Columbia admitted
56,S11 new settlers.
Honolulu star-bulletin. [volume] (Honolulu [Oahu, Hawaii]) 1912-2010, 1914-01-08
3
CARD cAsEs.
cRocKERY AND AARowARE.

Crockery. Glassware. Hardware. Of all
kinds at reduced prices. Y. Akau,
North King Street cor. Desha Lane.
5598-3m
Honolulu star-bulletin. [volume] (Honolulu [Oahu, Hawaii]) 1912-2010, 1914-01-08
coNTRAcToR ave oRAYlNe.

Yokomizo & Fukumachi Co, Contract
ors, Carpentry. House Painting.
Paperhangers, Cement work. Build
ing work guaranteed. Reasonable.
Experienced men. Estimates fur
nished free. wholesale and retail
dealers in horse manure. Firewood
and Charcoal. Beretania corner
Maunakea SITS. Office Tel. 1886.
573S-1y
Honolulu star-bulletin. [volume] (Honolulu [Oahu, Hawaii]) 1912-2010, 1914-01-08
NOW FOR THE CARNIVAL !

Where are you soin' to put en-,
he crowds that are sure to come;
The latter part Of next month,
When things commence to hum?
Hotels can never do il,
II we've received right tip;
So right here let me tell you,
Don't let this good chance slip.
If you've a room for hire,
Lei the good news be heard;
Insert it on this boomn page,
(lt costs one cent word).
II you've not lime to do ii,
This roomrent scheme to fix
Grab the nearest telephone,
And call two.two-fve-six.
Honolulu star-bulletin. [volume] (Honolulu [Oahu, Hawaii]) 1912-2010, 1914-01-08
FAMILY R0TEL

The Cassidy. only home hotel. Wal
kiki Beach. consists OF individual
cottages and single rooms. Cuisine
excellent. 1000 It. promenade pier
at the end of which Is splendid
bathing pool and beautiful view.
zoos Kalia road. Tel. 2S79. Terms
reasonable. k5ss7-tf
Honolulu star-bulletin. [volume] (Honolulu [Oahu, Hawaii]) 1912-2010, 1914-01-08

BICYCLE AGENT.
BICYCLES AND SUPPLIES.

We have Just received splendid new
supply of PREMIER Bicycles from
mainland; also supplies. II. Yosh
inaga, 1918 Emma near Beretania.
5690-tf
Honolulu star-bulletin. [volume] (Honolulu [Oahu, Hawaii]) 1912-2010, 1914-01-08
FERNS FOR SALE.

Folks-Give us a call and be convinc
ed. Specialists in all kinds of maid.
enhair ferns; all kinds palms and
plants very cheap. NJ. Wakita,
King ST.. opp. Government Nursery.
5692-6m.
Honolulu star-bulletin. [volume] (Honolulu [Oahu, Hawaii]) 1912-2010, 1914-01-08
FURNISHED ROOMS WANTED.

The smallest man in the world, a
London confectioners measuring %
inches, has just died. .:-.
Honolulu star-bulletin. [volume] (Honolulu [Oahu, Hawaii]) 1912-2010, 1914-01-08
HONOLULU ART STUDIO.

A Big Reduction Sale Of oil paintings
at, remarkably low prices. One week
only. A splendid chance to get a
holiday gift for your friends. We ap-
preciate your patronage. Call in and
be convinced. Masonic Building.
5666-tf
Honolulu star-bulletin. [volume] (Honolulu [Oahu, Hawaii]) 1912-2010, 1914-01-08
CAMERAS FOR SALE.

Secondhand Cameras bought, sold
and exchanged. Kodagraph Shop,
Hotel and Union SITS.
5745-tf.
Honolulu star-bulletin. [volume] (Honolulu [Oahu, Hawaii]) 1912-2010, 1914-01-08

AL stenographer. bookkeeper and
cashier desires position: 9 years
general experience; law work q spe-
cialty. Address "Stenographer. "
care Star-Bulletin Office.
As children's nurse; useful helper or
care invalid. Address Helper, this
office. 5746-2t.
Honolulu star-bulletin. [volume] (Honolulu [Oahu, Hawaii]) 1912-2010, 1914-01-08
CONTRACTOR AND PAPERHANoER

Contractor, carpenter, painter and pa
perhanger; work guaranteed. T. Ok,
Z Tel. 1013. Beretania mr.. Alexander.
~ 5593-1y
Honolulu star-bulletin. [volume] (Honolulu [Oahu, Hawaii]) 1912-2010, 1914-01-08
SITUATION WANTED

A practical nurse with long years ex.
perience desires a position looking
after invalid, maternity cases, etc. /;
address Practical Nurse" this Of.
flee; phone 1903. -...... !.
574S-tf. $50
Honolulu star-bulletin. [volume] (Honolulu [Oahu, Hawaii]) 1912-2010, 1914-01-08

OF every description. made to order.
Ring 1867. CASHMAN,Fort mr.. Allen
5693-tf H.,
Honolulu star-bulletin. [volume] (Honolulu [Oahu, Hawaii]) 1912-2010, 1914-01-08
A no
WIIT1.EALZ0I
T-TvT0ADL
SHIRTS AND PAJAMAs.

Light housekeeping. Electric. ~
bath; all conveniences. Gen.
Fort and Vineyard SITS. Tel. I54k
5T40-tf :
Honolulu star-bulletin. [volume] (Honolulu [Oahu, Hawaii]) 1912-2010, 1914-01-08
AGENTS WANTED

To handle our new Csc Safety Ra.
zors; big profits; write for free par.
tieulars; II sample is wanted, en-.
close Zoe, which may be deducted
from first order. The A. B. Herdt
CO., manufacturers, rs Downey St..
San Francisco. 5745-1t.
Honolulu star-bulletin. [volume] (Honolulu [Oahu, Hawaii]) 1912-2010, 1914-01-08
BUNGALOW FOR SALE.

Furnished or unfinished, almost
new. Matlock avenue On very
easy terms RIM. 207 McCanGless bid.
5744-6t
Honolulu star-bulletin. [volume] (Honolulu [Oahu, Hawaii]) 1912-2010, 1914-01-08
HOLIDAY GOODS FOR SALE.

FRUIT TREES FOR SALE.
Dealers in all kinds of fruit trees,
plants, maidenhair ferns and flow
ers of all description. Many differ
ent varieties. Well stocked to han
die all Christmas orders. Calf and
inspect. We solicit your patronage
Chow Me Fat, Fort opp Catholic Oh.
5709-2m
Honolulu star-bulletin. [volume] (Honolulu [Oahu, Hawaii]) 1912-2010, 1914-01-08
FOR SALE OR RENT.

House and lot, Fort ST., Pauoa, mod
ern 7-room bungalow, 2 bedrooms,
sun-heater, barn, trees, etc. Area of
lot 1882 SO. ft. Apply J. C. Sousa,
phone 1884, 80 Judd Building.
k5740-1m.
The Columbus courier. [volume] (Columbus, Luna County, N.M.) 1911-1920, 1914-12-25
aefore connreaa Of Nlenna.

One hundred years ago Alexander
OF Russia, the king OF Prussia and
other sovereigns, accompanied by a
large retinue OF diplomatists and sol
diers. made their solemn entry into
Vienna 70 take part in the congress
which was to readiust the map OF
Europe. The thrones which Napoleon
had overturned we're to be righted and
the old despots whom he had dis
missed were TO be given back their
scepters. The first weeks OF the con.
gress, however. we're not devoted "a
the serious business at hand. but were
spent In a succession OF magnificent
festivities. Notwithstanding the fnan
cial ruin of the country, Austria ap
propriated sums amounting to thou
sands OF dollars daily to provide balls
banQuets, concerts and other enter
talnments for the visiting monarcht
and their advisers.
The Columbus courier. [volume] (Columbus, Luna County, N.M.) 1911-1920, 1914-12-25
ma. RLlrt Ana Arrived.

THE wide skirt has arrived says
fashion authority. 1T started with the
short, faring minaret tnnio. from
there II heightened and expanded int
the long, full Russian overskirt. Here
II ruled Eupreme for some time b u
at last the final drop came, n sua
denly. too. and It's end Is the three ano
a half yard round.the- bottom skirt Ths
circular skirt hanging In quaint sodel
RULES Is a rival OF the new plated
skirt, and Paris favors both as smart
autumn styles, The long coat when
flares even more than the skirt DO
meath Is the suit coat OF the hour
while the basque which clings to the
figure has taken the place of the baS'
~ hmopo blouse. II has brought
with II the high collar and the higher
ruche, which flares. Il 10 interesting
10 note that we are to fare both 81
the neck and at the feet this winter
The Columbus courier. [volume] (Columbus, Luna County, N.M.) 1911-1920, 1914-12-25
ODD COINAGE ON NIGERIA
legal Tender That 10 Unhandy to
Carry About In Any Consider.
able Quantity.

Among the strangest coins in the
world are those used In certain out-of.
the-way towns and villages In south
west Nigeria, on the west coast OF
Africa. and called "manillas." In shape
they resemble a horseshoe with the
two %extremities lattened out like a
camel's foot. Being made OF solid
copper, three-eighths OF an inch thick,
they weigh over eight ounces each.
In face value" seven OF these queer
coins are equivalent to n quarter,
so that a dollars worth would be an
uncomfortable. heavy load.
Not only are these "manillas' used
among the natives, but white traders
accept them as legal tender for goods
sold at the various stores. Al one
time the strangely shaped money had
quite a circulation in certain parts OF
tho coast, but its use is now restricted
TO a few bush towns and n or two
OF the smaller seaboard places. includ
ing Bonny. Brass and Akassa. Ma
nillas" are now very diflcult to OBJ
tain. and curio collectors value them
not solely by reason Of their scarcity
but because OF tho novel serviett'
rings they make wnen silver plated
The Columbus courier. [volume] (Columbus, Luna County, N.M.) 1911-1920, 1914-12-25
FOR SKIN TORTURED BABIES.

A hot bath with Cuticura Soap fol-
lowed by a light application OF Cuti'
cura Ointment, gently rubbed on the
surface. afford immediate relief and
point TO speedy healnfent Of sleep-de-
stroying eczemas, rashes, itchings.
burnings. scalings aud crustings OF
the skin and scalp OF infants and chill
dren. bringing rest TO WORKOUT. anx.
ious mothers and peace to distracted
households, For free sample each with
80 D. Skin Book, address postcard Gu
ticura. Dept. X. Boston. sold every
where.-Ady.
The Columbus courier. [volume] (Columbus, Luna County, N.M.) 1911-1920, 1914-12-25

YOU are casting about for lnexpen-
: Slye Christmas gifts there IL hardly
Snything that makes as good a show'
ing, Tor the smallest outlay. as the
h'tle serving apron. OF course these
sinai bits Of dainty apparel may b
made Of fine materials, trimmed with
Tue more costly lingerie lacaB, and
elaborated into expensive AFFAIRS. but
.aese VIII not be any more pleasing
uan palmer aprons Which are equally
vanity and are made OF inexpensive
so',on fabrics trimmed with sheer en-
o'olaeries or the cheaper laces.
me weaving Of cotton into exquisite
.soIles That cost little has placed q
.oFd OF opportunities at the hand OF
~e needle woman. All the ane cot
On iaWns, plain and printed. dotted
m1.ls and swiss. plain and printed
'oi'es' fancy nets and cotton mar
auisette are In line with fancy weavss
70 make the frivolous little accessories
" oress and the airy house and party
soNhs which women are privileged TO
sesf Everyone OF them IL available
.or the serving apron ana for the
morning cap.
mere is a saving IN buying enough
Material to cut several aprons. and
Ssy may be made OF short lengths OF
S,eves or remnanta, because the body
" the apron 10 often cat In panels that
80 set together with narrow val lace,
Hnoft lengths OF embroidery servo for
easlnsu, because they are put on with,
guy miiness. A pocket. deckod out
~ . small bow or rosette. 10 an
Dsli'Hhment and comes In haE6y
"s the lace-bordered handkerchief
Since Il 10 30 much the v-.gne mI
me DAUGHTERS OF tho house. little and
.ts' OF for the young hostOss. 10 serve
ne guest a. tea or luncheon, the
serving aprcn 10 sure 10 be appreci
The Columbus courier. [volume] (Columbus, Luna County, N.M.) 1911-1920, 1914-12-25
MIGHT BE CALLED EVIDENCE
A. Least Participant IN Fight Has
Reason 20 Believe He Was
Telling the Truth.

Two colored soldiers at a frontier
post had a fight, during which one OF
the combatants lost an ear, and the
other was accused OF having bitten IL
off. The case was tried by a general
court-martial, and the counsel for the
defense. In REORGANIZATION Of the
one-eared man. the principal witness
for the prosecution. asked: Where
did this fight take placer" I'm MistA
Nelson's con field. jes' outside de
reservation" answered the witness
What was the condition of the
%ground?' Hit wus covered wild stub
ble-co'n had all been cut" Now
said the counsel. glaring at the wit
ness, you arc on oath. and will get
into serious trouble II you tell any
thing but the truth. Could not your
ear have been torn OF by the sharp
~stubble?" "Yaas. sah," said the wit
ness, hit mought." Then what do
you mean by stating under oath that
the accused bit II on" Cause"
said the witness, "T done sec him
spit II out"
The Columbus courier. [volume] (Columbus, Luna County, N.M.) 1911-1920, 1914-12-25

put on in diagonal rows three in each
row., r allowed II by way OF adorRp
ment.
No ono can tathom the idea Of the
designer In making. 10 go with 90
practical a Jacket a skirt so entirely
unaulted TO hunting. The proper skirt
IL 10 be cut much shorter, extending
not below the calf OF the leg. or at
most to the top Of high hunting shoea.
II Is TO NJ smoothly about the waist and
hips and fare toward the bottom. II
should be finished with a machine
stitched hem and provided with a few
weights. Skirts OF this kind are worn
over d~ark-colored boomers and with
the plainest OF soft shirtwaists, In
brown linen or other strong fabric.
The cap is a very good model. with
a vizor OF which there Is only q
glimpse in the picture. Such caps are
made OF velours. chinchilla- yelyeteens.
tweeds and similar fabrics, and II
would be hard to improve on this one
II Is comfortable and becoming Fol
the crisp and glorious days OF Indian
summer and the light shows OF De
cember the real sportswoman car
equip herself to be entirely comfort
able and be conscious OF looking 9
too.
The Columbus courier. [volume] (Columbus, Luna County, N.M.) 1911-1920, 1914-12-25
rhnu Live on-ua.

John Sloan, the well.known paint'
err. pointed out at a tea in a pale stone
palace In Fifth avenue the doubtful
authenticity OF a Correggio,
At the end OF his demonstration Mr..
Sloan adjusted his pince-nez, looked
about him In his grave. whimsical way
and said:
Ladies. the old masters are indeed
immortal. Most OF them are still pro.
duelng chefs d'oeuvres at the rate OF
nine or ten a week for the galleries OF
our multlmillionaiTss."
The Columbus courier. [volume] (Columbus, Luna County, N.M.) 1911-1920, 1914-12-25

Fur trimmings are a strong feature
OF women'a dress this season ano
therefore II Is 10 be expected that fuE
ahonld prove a big item In the WON
ems neckweaT field. according 20 a
DSy Goods Economist. Cape collars
OF fur inished with standing ruenes
are A feature. al also are maline runs
with a IA band In the back.
Some OF tho more elaborate noveF
ties denlgned az foundations for eve
Ming dresses show trimmings OF IuE'
combined with smart o~paiescens SPAN
giles and beads.
The Columbus courier. [volume] (Columbus, Luna County, N.M.) 1911-1920, 1914-12-25
so.

loung Arthur - studious, solemn
u'tle chap that he was-looked up
from the paper the other evening and
asked his father a question:
what Is a minor operation, father7"
Father started 70 explanation he
Always encouraged questions from his
young hopeful-but paused suddenly
and smiled.
MY son" he said, "a minor opera.
ton is any n the fee for which ia
less than three figures. Your uncle
Is a surgcon-ask him and he may tell
you the same thlngl"
The Columbus courier. [volume] (Columbus, Luna County, N.M.) 1911-1920, 1914-12-25

A FRENCH idea In hunting garb is
n shown here which the practical
Amasiesn may make use OF In fashion.
iag her own. No American who IN.
dsrtAkss tramping through Geld and
wood and over hill and valley would
consider following this model exactly.
We wear short skirts, boomers and
laggings and r prepared TO tramp the
Wild. not always following beaten
paths. But hunting and fishing and
sramping IN the Alluring out-of-doors
b not simply q pose with the Amer
ican sportswoman: she really hunts
some. fishes considerably. and tramps
much.
The Jacket IN the model pictured IL
fdeal. Made OF checked tweed In
shades Of brown. It is roomy enough
tor freedom and snug enough for com.
fort, and is not unEraceful. The back
is plain, with the fronts fulled IN a
little above the belt. The sleeves, OF
the plain ~coat-sleeve variety. are
nniAhee with a pointed cuf on the up
per side. The yoke overlaps the
Jacket at the toH. fastening on the
shoulder, and a plain turnover collar
finishes the neck.
Plain machine stitching finishes all
edges. The Jacket fastens with snaT
fasteners, and small metal buttons
The Columbus courier. [volume] (Columbus, Luna County, N.M.) 1911-1920, 1914-12-25
The presidents.

Seven presidents have been born in
Virginia. OF whom Ave lived in that
state when they we're elected. Ohio
has been the birthplace OF six presi'
dents, and Ave we're elected while resi-
dents OF that state. New York and
North Carolina have each had three
and Massachusetts two. Five other
states have had one each.
The Columbus courier. [volume] (Columbus, Luna County, N.M.) 1911-1920, 1914-12-25
lnnntIonn AIter crsea.

He-But you didn't object to mS
holding your hand at the pummer ro-
sort last week.
she-rhat's different We are alone
now and there isn't another girl In
aiRht TO be Jealous OF me,
The Columbus courier. [volume] (Columbus, Luna County, N.M.) 1911-1920, 1914-12-25
Literal.

Il saw Harry hand Jane a lemon at
the church bazaar"
ITO pay her up for her flirting with
Gsorge?"
NO; 20 make lemonade with"
The Columbus courier. [volume] (Columbus, Luna County, N.M.) 1911-1920, 1914-12-25

Foreman typewriter factory)-Have
you had any experience In assembling
typewrlter97
Application, surel advertised
for n once at twenty a week.
IunEa,
The Columbus courier. [volume] (Columbus, Luna County, N.M.) 1911-1920, 1914-12-25
Inataneea.

every class In life seems to have
its peculiar disease"
Then | suppose jailbirds have n
reaking out. and carpenters have the
hingles."
The Columbus courier. [volume] (Columbus, Luna County, N.M.) 1911-1920, 1914-12-25
nnnner Averted.

Betty said that II any man kissed
her without warning she would
scream for her father.
What did YOU do?'
81 warned her Boston Transcript
The Columbus courier. [volume] (Columbus, Luna County, N.M.) 1911-1920, 1914-12-25

,vVhat 10 meant by an eye fcT an
eyeY" asked the boob
SThat's what happens when TWO
seotivts start = conversation" replied
,es nheorful idiOt-cincinnati I'm
uuirer.
The Columbus courier. [volume] (Columbus, Luna County, N.M.) 1911-1920, 1914-12-25

81 ~ ASMILk2 "
Their Clan Soma.

! wonder said Naggsby, what
would be the most appropriate hymn
for Ice harvesters."
Waggsby-'Shall We Gather Up the
River"
The Columbus courier. [volume] (Columbus, Luna County, N.M.) 1911-1920, 1914-12-25

-You we're with papa a long Time.
Odd he seem reluctant TO give me up'
INC. Before / asked him for you !
talked a half an hour about the way
re war was going 10 affect dress
goods and foodstutfs.
The Columbus courier. [volume] (Columbus, Luna County, N.M.) 1911-1920, 1914-12-25
.Increduloua.

An honest mar Is the noblest work
OF God" quoted the Wise Guy.
Yes, but the self.made man Ia rath-
or inclined to doubt H." added tho
Simple Mug.-New York Mail.
The Columbus courier. [volume] (Columbus, Luna County, N.M.) 1911-1920, 1914-12-25
His Practice.

$50 Jims Is going to England to en-.
list in the army. Has be had any
experience In war;"
"Oh, yes. He's had considerable
practice I'm Maine shooting guides"
The Columbus courier. [volume] (Columbus, Luna County, N.M.) 1911-1920, 1914-12-25
Defined.

Wilis-Would you call him a good
mixerH"
Gillis-Yes: there is no class OF so
ciety In which be really behaves him
self.-Puck.
The Columbus courier. [volume] (Columbus, Luna County, N.M.) 1911-1920, 1914-12-25
Explained.

Indignant Young Lady-That gawky
freak! Why you told me he has q
nobby young fellowl
Tr~eacherous Friend-Yes, but I
spelled Il with a K.
The Columbus courier. [volume] (Columbus, Luna County, N.M.) 1911-1920, 1914-12-25
Al oddn.

1T is queer that our garbage man
has a very cheerful disposition
What Is queer?"
Because II Is his business to bs In
the dumps"