St. Johns review. (Saint Johns, Or.) 1904-current, 1914-02-20

not look up to the girl who is
hobbled.
All the latest Phonograph Rec
ords at the st. Johns Pharmacy.
/ Demonstration Records, special,
25c.
Don't forget to bring or send
in your news items. They are
always highly appreciated. The
more the better.
For the Children-Plain and
fancy coats. bonnets and dresses
made at reasonable prices at 504
S. Hayes street.
Men will never be reformed
until women stop tempting them,
says a lecturer. Old Adam held
similar view.
Don't let that rocking chair
remain in the discard when 80
cents will place a new rocker on
it at the Jersey Street Repair
Shop.
When peace comes in Mexico
there will be a grand rush to
that turbulent land by people
who are anxious to save the
pieces.
Ambulance service, day and
night. st. Johns Undertaking
Co., successors to Blackburn
Undertaking Co. office Col. SGT;
Residence, Col. 299.
A line of typewriter ribbons,
both narrow and wide, has just
been received at the Review
Office; SOC each. Also carbon
paper at two sheets for five
cents.
Women like to get married in
a blaze of glory. Men would
rather sneak away from the fell
lows and have the hitching done
by j. p.
Many a man who could not be
made to believe the mamma story
of the Bible has put money into
a slot machine, expecting TO
draw interest.
An expert on hygiene declares
that women will continue to wear
less clothing each year. If that
is true, we don't want TO think
about the summer of 1919.
After all. the farmer who puts
the finest apples at the top of
the box is like the corset manu-
facturer who always uses the
picture of a pretty girl in his
advertisements.
An Atlanta preacher says his
soul mate" has made a better
man and a better preacher of
him than his wife ever did.
But. unlike his wife. the "soul
mate" didn't have seven child
rem to look after.
Many a man who would rather
pass his evenings at his own
fireside is driven into more con-
genial and expensive company
by a nagging wife. Many a wo-
man would be more agreeable
companion with a little more en-
couragement from a short tenn
pered husband, so there you are.
The Hard Time Social given at !
Bickner hall last Monday even
ing by the young married ladies'
elias, and members of the First |
Christian church was enjoyed by |
all who attended. Many unique |
characters were represented in |
the efforts TO show the effects OF |
hard times upon the human race.
The public may look for anoth-
er enjoyable time in the near fu-
ture from the same source.
C. C.. Oihus. who is a Demo-
cratic candidate for the office of |
Councilman at Large. has been a /
resident and taxpayer in ST. |
Johns for the past ten years. and |
was one of the principal instiga-
tors of the st. Johns Fire Depart /
ment, was its first chief and has |
been a member ever since. He |
is well known in St. Johns, and |
is familiar with its wants and re-
quirements. If elected. he guar
antees square deal 10 all.
adv.
Fresh rumors were in the air
this week asserting that Weyer-
haeuser would begin driving pill
ing preparatory TO erecting a
large saw mill in the northern
part of the city not later than the
middle of next month. Also the
rumor is current that the Inman-
Poulson Lumber Co. of Portland
had secured land in st. Johns
and would soon move their i'm
mense mills to st. Johns. These
rumors are at least cheering,
even though they may not be
very reliable.
Satan" at the Multnomah
Theatre Monday and Tuesday
nights was a masterpiece. 1t
was realistic and conducive of
much thought and reflection.
Satan's power from the begin
ming of mankind until the pres
ent time was pictured in such a
manner as to cause one to pause
and attempt to realize the won
drous power for evil possessed