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New Ulm review. (New Ulm, Brown County, Minn.) 1892-1961, 1914-12-02
WALTER SCHELL IN BAD ACCT
DENT.

The Los Angeles Daily Express of
November oath which was received by
Mr.. N. Henningsen Sunday gives an
account of frightful elevator accident
in the Tajo Building. The elevator
dropped from the third floor to the base
ment, distance of so feet and eighteen
of the passengers were more or less
severely injured, among them Walter O.
Schell, formerly Of this city. According
to the paper the young man suffered a
fracture of the right leg and confusion
of the left leg. The slipping of a cable,
due to an overloaded car, is believed to
have caused the accident.
New Ulm review. (New Ulm, Brown County, Minn.) 1892-1961, 1914-12-02

The following officers and directors
were reelected for the ensuing year: c.
w. Carpenter, president; J. H. Nutter,
Traverse, first vice president; Henry
flaming, Sharon, second vice president;
John C. Hulett, secretary; Chas. H.
Jackson, treasurer; directors, Geo. w.
Studley and o. J. Duane, St. Peter; Paul
New Ulm review. (New Ulm, Brown County, Minn.) 1892-1961, 1914-12-02
COM'L CLUB SESSION. /.

The regular monthly meeting of the
Commercial Club will be held at the
club rooms next Monday, Dec. 7th, at
8 o'clock. Pres. Ottomeyer promises to
have enough matters up for discussion
to make the meeting an interesting one
and urges everyt member to be present.
Harrisburg telegraph. [volume] (Harrisburg, Pa.) 1879-1948, 1914-03-06

as all poseurs are, and she's unattrac-
tive to men, because we men are SIM
pie creatures with simple ideas and
simple tastes, and an unfortunate par
tiality for genuine, instead of spurious,
articles.
IT'S g pity that somebody doesn't
rise up and tell girls that the two
qualities that men admire most in
woman are naturalness and sincerity.
That's where the milk maid and the
country lassie have always won out.
It's artlessness. not artfulness. that
catches a mans fancy. and honestly,
could weep for sympathy over the mis-
takes I see dear little girls making,
who would be charming IL they would
only be themselves, and who are so
silly and tiresome when they are af
fecting to be something that they are
not, but which they falsely suppose
that men admire.
Take, for instance, vivacity. When
vfvacity is an attribute that a girl is
born with, when she has quicksilver in
her veins and devil in her eyes and
a bright outlook on life and a laugh
that is like peal of silver bells, she
makes a gay and delightful companion.
taneous and unforced.
Here comes along a girl OF an en-
tirely different type, a girl who is
a joke even after it was diagrammed
for her, but she's heard vivacity praised
in another girl. and so she giggles and
smirks and smiles until 1t makes your
face ache to look at her perpetual grim
and she's So noisy and tiresome that
Harrisburg telegraph. [volume] (Harrisburg, Pa.) 1879-1948, 1914-03-06
'AA20Men tss!s: sssS nreR@& Is
By DOROTHY DIX

and threatening suicide IL she won't.
This girl thinks she makes herself
more desirable in mans eyes by be-
ing desired, and the man Is wonder
ing If she thinks he is boob enough to
be strung with any such stories, and
he's disgusted with her, because every
decent man hates a liar, and particu-
larry ne doesn't want a wife that Is a
Saphira.
"And there's the girl who pretends
to despise all sorts OF womanly things.
She sneers at religion. She SCOTS at
family affections. She calls children
brats. and declares that the very sight
that she never puts her foot inside of
the kitchen, and wouldn't know how
TO Doll water without scorching 1t, and
ff any man thinks she's going to keep
house for him he's fooled.
He isn't. because no man ever wants
that sort of woman in his kitchen.
mans ideal of a wife is a woman
who is all womanly, one whose heart
is bound up in her own family, who
is tender and loving to little children
to do everything in a house that turns
1t into a home. Why any girl should
be fool enough to think she attracts
a man by posing as an example of the
marble heart and the woman who
doesn't know her business passes COM
prehensfon.
And most fatal of all is the folly OF
the girl who pretends to be better off
than she is. 1 know plenty of poor
girls who dress as if they We're million
aires. Every cent the family can rake
up is put on their backs. and they and
their mothers slave themselves to death
turning and twisting their clothes so
as to give the impression that they
have ten times what they have.
'They think this attracts men, but
1t scares them off. When a man sees
the daughter of a poor man diked out
like solomon in all his glory, he says.
Not for muh: she's selfish and ex-
travagant and willing to work her poor
old dad to death to get fine clothes.
I don't want that sort of q wife And
he passes her up. -
why do girls act so silly? Why
haven't they sense enough to know
that imitation wares are always cheap
and vulgar. and that there is nothing
else So attractive as just simplicity :?
If they'd only be themselves instead
of trying to be somebody else there'd
be no more old maids"
Harrisburg telegraph. [volume] (Harrisburg, Pa.) 1879-1948, 1914-03-06

she makes a man want to run off and
hide where he can get out of earshot
of her voice and her cackle.
Then there's the girl who pretends
cites. although she loaths the taste of
them, and they make her sick. and
who talks about how many cocktails
she can drink. and who boasts of her
losses at cards, and who listens to on
color stories. whose nastiness she
doesn't half understand. Can anybody
explain why a really respectable young
girl should wish to be thought to have
the tastes and habits OF the kind of
woman we do not even mention in her
presence?
Yet they do. I know dozens of per-
fectly innocent young women who pre-
tend to be tough, and who speak casu-
ally of having had too much cham
pagne, when the only thing they ever
had too much of was an extra cup of
tea. They disgust the very men that
they could attract If they would only
be their natural, sweet, simple selves.
And there's the girl who poses as
being literary or artistic or musical,
and who feels called upon to wear
slinksey clothes and never comb her
hair and to go about with rapt look
in her eyes.
In reality her tastes are for Marie
Corelli and chromos and ragtime, but
she talks I'm, soulful way about Ibsen
anu diiu anu Col-
oratura until she gives you the fantods,
and a man would go seven miles to
avoid meeting her.
IF she'd go along and talk about
the common, every day subjects she un-
derstands, men would like her and she'd
have plenty of beaux, but the average
man doesn't care hang about what
Browning thought he thought, or high
browed conversation, and he's going to
let the girl severely alone who hands
out that line of talk to him.
I've known more than one girl miss
a good husband by always Juggling
around a copy of Maeterlinck with her.
Then there's the girl who pretent1s
to be great belle, and who alway
tells every man she meets what a heart
-smasher she is. and how this man
keeps her in flowers. and that man in
candy, and another worries the life out
of her dragging her around to theatres,
and how she told another man that
she Just wouldn't go out in his car
more than seven times a week, and
how many millionaires are on their
knees entreating her to marry them
Harrisburg telegraph. [volume] (Harrisburg, Pa.) 1879-1948, 1914-03-06
Daysey Mayme and I Ter Folks

in the rear, when the team attached
othe hearse was frightened, bolted
and ran away.
"A race. The mourners were quick
to see the opportunity, and digging
their spurs in their mounts started up,
overtaking the hearse team before it
reached the cemetery gates.
THE miner to whom fell the task
of acquainting the widow back East
of her bereavement recounted the
mans illness and death. and the run
away. Wishing to assuage her grief.
he added: 1t will no doubt be a
comfort to You, Madame, to learn that
the CORPSE WON"
The nervous man waited for laugh
ter. but there wasn't a ripple. After
a silence that seemed as mournful as
the tomb, the big, ponderous and
pompous man overflowed his chair
some more, and in voice that could
have been heard away off in to-mor-
row, said:
IT am the pin who put the pin in
pinnacle"
Daysey Mayme gave a roar that
shook the chandelier. Then she tit
Harrisburg telegraph. [volume] (Harrisburg, Pa.) 1879-1948, 1914-03-06
State Sons of Veterans
Will Encamp at Sunbury

Sunbury. Pa. March 6.-Tentative
arrangements for the thirty-fourth an
nual encampment of the Pennsylvania
Division. Sons of Veterans. which will
take place here June 14-1S. were fin
ished to-day.
The Reserve will be encamped near
Rolling Green Park. Headquarters
will be in Sunbury, while the business
Will be transacted in the Twelfth
Regiment Armory, Sunbury. There
will be parade each evening and a
big sham battle. Thursday, the 18th.
will be Governors day, when Governor
Tener will review the men.
Harrisburg telegraph. [volume] (Harrisburg, Pa.) 1879-1948, 1914-03-06
Telegraphic Briefs

Importations of manufactured woolen
articles more than tripled by reduction
of duty under the new tariff.
Governor Walsh, of Massa chusetts,
seeks to equalize franchise taxes so
poor towns may receive larger share.
J. NJ. Schumacher, chairman of the
Rock Island system. says his lines will
need $2O,00O.000 by July l..
George Broadhurst admits making
S350,000 by his plays, and court allows
his wife $4,000 year.
Boston Christian Scientists accept
provisions of proposed State law regu-
lating medical practice.
Five indictments returned against
Claude Anderson, cashier of the
wrecked Mercantile Bank, of Mem
phis, Tenn.
Five leading railroads agree to Ala
bama's demand for y cent passenger
fare.
L. F. Loree, president of the Della
ware and Hudson, favors exclusion OF
railroads from interlocking directorate
bill.
Lack of a quorum in the Senate pre-
vents vote on the proposed amendment
for woman suffrage.
Harrisburg telegraph. [volume] (Harrisburg, Pa.) 1879-1948, 1914-03-06
BY Frances L. Garside

There were two guests in the par
lor at the home of Lysander John APP
pleton, both uncles of Daysey Mayme.
One sat on the very edge of the
lounge. Nervous and apprehensive,
he looked as if all his life he had
had no more show than rabbit in
show time.
The other, fat and ponderous, over
flowed the largest chair in the room.
1t is not necessary to name his pro-
totype further than to say that q
great many fortunes have been made
in canning them.
1t was the nervous mans turn. A
little ustered at being the center
of attention, he related in a thin,
squeaky voice:
That reminds me. Out in Cali
fornia in the early days a certain
man took sick in a mining camp and
died. The boys decided to give him
a funeral by importing a hearse from
the next town.
THE procession was winding over
the hill; the hearse in front, with a
lot of cowboys on bronchos and mules
Harrisburg telegraph. [volume] (Harrisburg, Pa.) 1879-1948, 1914-03-06
Pedestrian Wins Prize
But Is Stricken Blind
Special to The Telegraph

Sunbury. Pa, March 6.-Samuel w.
Heller. of Baltimore. Nd, who passed
through Harrisburg. Millersburg and
Sunbury early in February in a walk
ing contest between that city and
Binghamton and New York. reached
his destination inside of the agreed
time and won a prize offered by the
Patriotic Order Sons of America of
Baltimore.
He is now totally blind as the result
OF his exertion. He has been receiv-
ing treatment in a Binghamton, N. Y,
hospital and his case was pronounced
homeless. To-day his brother. w. r..
Heller was in Sunbury on his way to
Binghamton to take the blind man
to his brothers home in Fleetville. His
wife has not been informed of his
misfortune.
Harrisburg telegraph. [volume] (Harrisburg, Pa.) 1879-1948, 1914-03-06
MR.. OR MRS. DYSPEPT|C! GET YOUR
STOMACH RIGHT T-PAPE'S D|APEPS|N

sides filled with bile and indigestible
waste, remember the moment Pape's
Diapepsin comes in contact with the
stomach all distress vanishes. It's
truly astonishing-almost marvellous
and the joy is it's harmlessness.
A large fifty-cent case of Pape's
Diapepsin will give you hundred dol
lars worth of satisfaction, or your
druggist hands you your money back
It's worth its weight in gold to men
and women who can't get their stom
achs regulated. 1t belongs in your
home-should always be kept handy
in case of a sick, sour, upset stomach
during the day or at night. It's the
quickest, surest and most harmless
stomach doctor in the world.-Adver-
tisement.
Harrisburg telegraph. [volume] (Harrisburg, Pa.) 1879-1948, 1914-03-06

tered. and giggled and rippled, and
choked and sputtered and shook.
Then she began at the beginning
and did it all again, while the nerv-
our man looked both frightened and
dazed, and the fat man looked COM
placent.
The pin in pinnacle" she shrieked
was anything ever so funny"
Moral and also Explanation: The
man who told the first story was poor
kin, and the man who told the second
had dollar marks all over him. No
one laughs at a poor kin's Jokes.
Harrisburg telegraph. [volume] (Harrisburg, Pa.) 1879-1948, 1914-03-06
In five minutes! Time it! No
Indigestion, gas. sourness,
belching

Really does" put bad stomachs in
order-''really does" overcome indi-
gestion, dyspepsia. gas, heartburn and
sourness in five minutes-that-jus
that-makes Pape's Diapepsin the
largest selling stomach regulator in
the world. If what you eat ferments
into stubborn Jumps, you belch gas
and eructate sour, undigested food
and acid; head is dizzy and aches;
breath foul; tongue coated; your in
Harrisburg telegraph. [volume] (Harrisburg, Pa.) 1879-1948, 1914-03-06
WITH DRAWERS THAT CAN BE FINISHED
WITH BANDS OR LEFT LOOSE

The combination garment that closes
at the front is such an easy one to adjust
that it is in great demand. This one
combines prettily full corset cover with
perfectly smooth fitting drawers so that
it is perfectly we'll suited to youthful
figures. As it is shown here, the material
is fine nainsook and perhaps that is in
more general use than any other but some
girls like fine French crepe for under
garments and crepe de chine and Japanese
silk are growing in favor. For trimming.
nothing is better than the fine Valenciennes
lace, for it washes perfectly and is durable.
For the I6 year size, the garment will
require al yds. Of material SO, yds.
~ in. wide, with 3ss yds. OF beading.
81 yds. of edging to trim as shown on
figure.
The pattern srs7 is cut In sizes for girls
Of I6 and IS years.
1t will be mailed to any address by the
Fashion Department Of this paper. on
receipt Of ten cents.
Bowman's sell May Manton Patterns.
Harrisburg telegraph. [volume] (Harrisburg, Pa.) 1879-1948, 1914-03-06
Bold Thief Steals Slot
Machine Columbia Cafe

opeetdI 70 INe TeIegtdpH
Columbia, Pa. March g. A bold
theft was perpetrated at Rineer's Cafe,
in Locust street, in the center of the
business district, when stranger
walked into the restaurant and pool
room. and in full view of the custom
ers and others in the place, deliberately
picked up a small slot machine, con-
tanning about $40, and walked out be-
fore the spectators had time to realize
what was taking place. An alarm was
others could start a search the thief
had made good his escape
Harrisburg telegraph. [volume] (Harrisburg, Pa.) 1879-1948, 1914-03-06
Minister'S Daughter and
Congressman's Son Married
Special to The TELEGRAPH

Columbia, Pa. March 6. = Congress
man W. w. Griest's son, George w.
Griest, and Miss Mabel NJ Richards,
daughter of the Rev. DR.. George w
Richards. president of the Reformed
Theological Seminary, at Lancaster,
were married at the home of the
brides parents. on the college campus.
in the presence of about thirty-five
guests. The ceremony was performed
by the brides father.
Harrisburg telegraph. [volume] (Harrisburg, Pa.) 1879-1948, 1914-03-06
Helping Hand Is FL
Years Old on March 19

The twenty-first anniversary of the
founding of the Helping Hand for Men
will be held at the headquarters of this
institution, March 19. The rooms will
be open all day. and refreshments will
be served at 1880 o'clock and a program
is being arranged.
Superintendent James X. P. Demars
has asked for contributions of gro
ceries, soup beans. coffee, sugar, meats,
bread, crackers, green and canned
vegetables, fruits, spreads, etc.
Harrisburg telegraph. [volume] (Harrisburg, Pa.) 1879-1948, 1914-03-06

'I wonder. said a
man the other day.
"if there are any
more simple. natural,
girly girls. who are
the kind of girls the
Lord made 'eIn, and
don't pretend to be
anything else. left in
the world?
IF there are, l
never meet t h e m.
Every girl that | run
across is throwing a
bluff at being some
thing or somebody
e ntirely different
from what she is.
and she isn't getting
away with the job.
"She's ridiculous,
Harrisburg telegraph. [volume] (Harrisburg, Pa.) 1879-1948, 1914-03-06

Senate foreign relations committee
invites General Felix Diaz to appear
before it.
New York police break up /. w. W.
meeting in New York park two more
arrests made.
Journalist sent to prison in Berlin
for insulting German crown prince.
Paris Chamber of Commerce pc
titions French parliament to delay
Panama Fair appropriation.
Austrian lower chamber again sus-
pended in tumult.
Home rule bill reintroduced in Brit
ish parliament.
Harrisburg telegraph. [volume] (Harrisburg, Pa.) 1879-1948, 1914-03-06
TO ATTEND CONVENTION

Among the local photographers who
will attend the annual convention of
the Professional Photographers Society
Of Pennsylvania, to be held in Scran-
ton, March 17-1S-19, are j. H. Kelberg
and w. c. Henery. The convention,
Kelberg is an officer of the society.
Harrisburg telegraph. [volume] (Harrisburg, Pa.) 1879-1948, 1914-03-06
CHICKEN AND WAFFLE SUPPER

Halifax, Pa, March 6.-On Wednes-
day evening a number of town
people enjoyed a sleighride to Millers-
burg and partook of chicken and
waffle supper at the Hotel Charles
The following made up the party:
DR.. and Mrs. L. S. Marshall. Mr.. and
Mrs. NJ. w. Etter. Mr.. and Mrs. L. w
and Mrs. r. A Bressler, Mrs. r. A.
Shumaker, Mrs. o. J. Cooper, Mrs. A.
III. Prengle. Mrs III. L. Fetterhoff,
Miss Iva Gemberling. Miss Anna
Prenzel, Claude Ryan and Warren C.
Heisler.
Harrisburg telegraph. [volume] (Harrisburg, Pa.) 1879-1948, 1914-03-06

Tone, Touch, Action, Durability
And every requisite that goes to make
up an artistic instrument. We have
EN-. Spangler, Sixth above Maclay.-
Advertisement.
Harrisburg telegraph. [volume] (Harrisburg, Pa.) 1879-1948, 1914-03-06
LECTURE TO NURSES

DIR. c. R Phillips lectured on Vac
cine Therapy" before the Graduate
risburg Hospital, last night. The meet
ing was held in the nurses home.
Harrisburg telegraph. [volume] (Harrisburg, Pa.) 1879-1948, 1914-03-06

trademark out of each wrapper and send the trade
marks to US. We offer as premiums handsome
Rogers III Standard guaranteed slUerqOars
"Red Ball" orange and lemen wrappers are
accepted for premiums same as "Sunkist."
Harrisburg telegraph. [volume] (Harrisburg, Pa.) 1879-1948, 1914-03-06
"Sunkist'
Orange Spoon

Exclusive "Sunkist" design. Each spoon
wrapped in the VIM. Rogers Manufacturing Co.
absolute guarantee. Al standard silver plate. For
each Orange Spoon you wish, send II "Sunkist" OF
cred Balp' orange or lemon wrapper trademark:
and two-cent stamps Send all amounts of "a
cents or over by Registered Mail, Post Office OF
Express Order or Bank Draft. Do not send silver
or paper money through the mails.
Milford chronicle., 1914-09-11
REYNOLDS NEWS

The corn fields are the victim Of til,
harvest sickle.
Harry Dorm and wife, of Philadelphia.
have recently purchased of Harry lester,
OF Ellendale, the farm vacated BY F. H.
Bishop.
DR.. Henry G. Budd. D. D.. Of Dover.
has recently been the guest of C w
Pettyjohn and family.
Charles Smith and wife of Prime Hook
Neck, were the guests of Charles Fl.
Walls and family this week.
Everett G. Pettyjohn left last Thurs
day for Dover, where he will resume his
duties Monday as principal of the Com
mercial Department Of the w. c A.
kinmoth n. Jefferson, of Slaughter
Neck, will teach the Reynolds Public
School again the coming school term
Mrs. William 7. Chase and daughter
Mrs Myrtis Kelly of PHILADELPHIA we're
the guests of Mrs 6. W. Pettviohu this
week
The Christian Endeavor Of REYNOLDS
NJ. P. Church will discontinue its meet
ngs until October 18th.
Milford chronicle., 1914-09-11
GLENDALE

Matters are very quiet around Ellen
dale just at present The hustle and
hustle of the cantaloupe and peach sea-
son has given away TO the tomatoes. bat
this Is very quiet, for notwithstanding
the fact, that the canneries contracted
/ for large acreages, but few are being
4 brought in and the complaint is that they
are being taken to other markets where
I higher prices are being given, and which
are very attractive to a struggling tenant
farmer. This of course is not an honest
method, after contracting. but it does
seem that they are not much to blame
Tor at such rulnOus prices fruit cannot
possibly be grown without a loss to the
grower. It's considered that it is worth
Scents per basket to pick and on an aver
age of cents to deliver to a cannerv
and at II cents contract price, with half
to the land lord, what does the grover
profit for his season s work Who won
ders that p cents. and baskets back, al
lurs these farmers to do wrong? Would
It not be better, Mr.. Gamer to offer the .
farmer, who is trying to make an honest
living, a decent price and then there will
be no doubt that he will stick to you.
Harry Jester is buying and shipping
tomatoes here for eighteen cents a
basket
Miss Eva Brasure, of Philadephia. is
the guesto Of her aunt. Mrs. c. F. Milman.
The Public School viii open for the fan
term on September 2lst. or one week
..Om next Monday. This will keep the
children busy and out of mischief.
Master Cecil and Roland Beideman
lave returned to their home in Phila-
.elphia, after spending the summer with
heir parents, Mr.. and Mrs. W. Beide- {
nan
Oscar P. Johnson and Arthur Roach. Of }
'amden, N. j., and also Charles L. Z,r-
oss, of San Francisco, but formerly of
are visiting w. Bedeman +
nd family.
Well. now what is the matter with ID. \
/. c. He goes fishing after Paul +
ry' again. but for why we cannot as
artain. He also said he had heard stir h
ng news about Glendale Yes and
e hear dreadful tales about Milton, 81
hich ID. A. c.. fails to relate in his
tiers to the Chronicle. 1t does not al
avs do to tell all one knows, but we
ave heard of numerous accidents which r
ave befallen one certain family in Mil 1
m, to whom we now extend our pro
'und sympathy. and hope the backened
slonary member will soon be well.
Capt. Lacy and our old friend, John
.ouch, OF Milton, were greeted by
lends in town on Tuesday.
Miss Minnie Fowler, of near Bridge i,
lie, is spending a few days with her n
iter, Mrs. Isaac Webb, of near Ellen ~
lie. Paul Pry. -
Milford chronicle., 1914-09-11
WELL DESERVED.
The Praise That Comes From Thankful
Milford People.

One kidney remedy has known merit
Milford people rely upon it.
ihat remedy is Doan's Kidney Pills.
Milford testimony proves it reliable.
James H. Griffith. farmer. r. f. d.
No. l, well known in Milford, Del saws
- have been publicly recommending
Doan S Kidney Pills for several years
and | am glad to allow the continued
use OF my name endorsing them. Doan :
Kidney Pills cured me of kidney trouble
after everything else had failed. +"
Mr.. Griffith is only one of many Mil
ford people who have gratefully endorsed
Doan' S Kidney Pills. If your back aches
If your kidneys bother YOU. don't
simply ask for kidney remedv-ask
diSfiHcilp Ter DoaU's Kidney Ffls tbe
same that Mr.. Griffith had-the remedy
backed by home testimony. 50 cents ali
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