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The Ekalaka eagle. [volume] (Ekalaka, Mont.) 1909-1920, 1914-11-13
Quick Exit.

The Professors Wife-The professor
Is in the laboratory conducting some
chemical experiments. The professor
expects to go down to %posterity.
From the Laboratol. -Br-r-r-r! Bang!
The Visitor ~ l hope the professor
hasn't gone:-Philadelphia Ledger.
The Ekalaka eagle. [volume] (Ekalaka, Mont.) 1909-1920, 1914-11-13
Who's a Liar?

Here is a highly interesting paradox,
which may amuse or bewilder. as the
case may be. 1t is supposed to have
been invented by Socrates: A. says
that all Athenians are liars. A. is an
Athenian and therefore a liar. There
fore his statement that all Athenians
are liars is not true. and consequently
all Athenians tell the truth. A. is an
Athenian and hence tells the truth.
wherefore his statement that all Athe-
mans are liars is true. Therefore he Is
a liar and his statement false. aud
so on.
The Ekalaka eagle. [volume] (Ekalaka, Mont.) 1909-1920, 1914-11-13
Reciprocity.

This war will bring some terrible
consequences in its wake"
"Tor instance:"
II spent the summer with relatives
in the country, figuring that 1 was 60
ing to Europe this winter. Now l can't
go. and they will swarm in and camp
with me.''-Kansas City Journal.
The Ekalaka eagle. [volume] (Ekalaka, Mont.) 1909-1920, 1914-11-13
Worth Trying.

".Now some doctor advises people to
eat sand. Seems dangerous to me.
What do you Think?
Dunno. l think it might be safe
to take n chance. Most Of us need it
badly in our systems."-kansas City
Journal.
The Ekalaka eagle. [volume] (Ekalaka, Mont.) 1909-1920, 1914-11-13
He'd Be a Dead One.

Yankee-lf some one were so ill ad-
vised as to call you a liar, colonel, in
what light would you regard the act?
Kentucky Colonel-I would regard it
simply as a form of suicide, sah.-Dal-
las News.
The Ekalaka eagle. [volume] (Ekalaka, Mont.) 1909-1920, 1914-11-13
A Professional Flatterer.

"How on earth did such Il youthful
doctor eve get the particular Empty
beds for p%atients:"
Told Mrs. Emptyhed her fool of a
son was suffering from brain fag."-
Baltimore American.
The Ekalaka eagle. [volume] (Ekalaka, Mont.) 1909-1920, 1914-11-13
Not His Fault,

Poet-Good gracious! Here is your
servant asleep.
Hostess-Silly fool! He must have
been eavesdropping while you We're
reading your new poem to me.-Pele
Melc.
The Ekalaka eagle. [volume] (Ekalaka, Mont.) 1909-1920, 1914-11-13
Parental Unreasonableness.

$50 you did marry Miss Jiggers after
all:"
"No; her Old man wanted me to
promise to support him in the same
style that she did."-Baltimore Amer
lean.
The Ekalaka eagle. [volume] (Ekalaka, Mont.) 1909-1920, 1914-11-13
Quid Pro Quo.

He-A good wife should be willing
to share her husbands lot.
She-Ies. and a good husband should
have something on the lot for his wife
to share with him. - Cleveland Plain
Dealer.
The Ekalaka eagle. [volume] (Ekalaka, Mont.) 1909-1920, 1914-11-13

Il believe de recall 'ud help to re-
form me-"
What difference would it make to
you:"
We'll, l t'ink Id quit dis rowing life
an settle down an try to git back at
me up.''-San Francisco Chronicle.
The Ekalaka eagle. [volume] (Ekalaka, Mont.) 1909-1920, 1914-11-13
Ancient.

Marie-That's a beautiful gown you
have on.
Molly-Do you know that lace is
forty years old?
Marie-That so? Make it YOURSELF
London Tit-Bits.
The Ekalaka eagle. [volume] (Ekalaka, Mont.) 1909-1920, 1914-11-13
CHRONICLE OF THE DRUM.

CHRONICLE OF THE DRUM.
Last year, my love, it was my
hap
Behind a grenadier to be.
And, but he wore a hairy cap, =,
No taller man, methinks, than
me-.
Prince Albert and the queen,
God wot,
(Be blessings on the glorious
pairD
Before US passed, I saw them
not,
only saw a cap of hair.
Your orthodox historian puts
In foremost rank the soldier
thus,
The redcoat bully in his boots
That hides the march Of men
from US.
He puts him there in foremost
rank,
You wonder at his cap Of hair:
You hear his saber's cursed
clank,
His spurs are jingling every
where.
Go to! I hate him and his
trade.
Who babe us so to cringe and
bend,
And all Gods pea ceful people
made
To such as him subservient?
Tell me what find we to admire
In epaulets and scarlet coats
In men, because they load and
fire
And know the art Of cutting
threats?
William Makepeace Thackeray.
The Ekalaka eagle. [volume] (Ekalaka, Mont.) 1909-1920, 1914-11-13
A Difficulty.

"A loving word can medicine most
ills"
But. then. loving words are not
drugs in tic market."-Clevelanu Plain
Dealer,
The Ekalaka eagle. [volume] (Ekalaka, Mont.) 1909-1920, 1914-11-13
The Rescue.

Algy-Mother. | may us well tell you
the truth. I've married Il chorus girl.
MOther-Oh. oh! How could you?
Algy-I did it to save father. He
was desperately in love with her,
Life.
The Ekalaka eagle. [volume] (Ekalaka, Mont.) 1909-1920, 1914-11-13

And SO YOU were held up abroad
by the war. You suffered many neon
venienceS no doubt"
Yes. indeed. Why. for weeks before
] could get out there wasn't a tango
parlor open.'-pittsburgh Press.
The Ekalaka eagle. [volume] (Ekalaka, Mont.) 1909-1920, 1914-11-13
Tho Kind.

II want some pin money. love-"
How much. my dear:'
well, ! want to get a real nice dia-
mond one."-Cleveland Plain Dealer.
The Ekalaka eagle. [volume] (Ekalaka, Mont.) 1909-1920, 1914-11-13
News Satisfactory.

Great war, this"
Yes. 1t seems to come up to the
press notices.'-Kausas City Journal.
The Ekalaka eagle. [volume] (Ekalaka, Mont.) 1909-1920, 1914-11-13

On all large dairy farms Il separate house or handling milk is Il necessity
if sanitary methods aret to be observed. In cold climates it may be Connected
with the stable by " covered passageWay well ventilated and with self closing
doors at each end % prevent stable doors invading the milk house. The milk
house may be i'll the sam building with the stable. but it should have a sep
municatin= door or window. The dairy house Il the United Estates govern
ment arm at Bet\iNe, Md, is shown ere.
The Ekalaka eagle. [volume] (Ekalaka, Mont.) 1909-1920, 1914-11-13

British midas wheat crop is estimat-'
ed this year at S,3S5,000 tons.
The Sentinel=record., 1914-05-26
RATHER DEAD
 THAN ALIVE
Deplorable Condition of LumpSin Lady Whose Troubles Multiplied Until Life Became Almost
 Unbearable.

Pumpkin, Ga.-Nlrs. c. " Booth, of this place says: q suffered with dumb dhills and fever and was very irregular. Was also nervous and weak, short of breath, couldn't do my housework without it being burden, and then I began suffering untold misery in my left side and back. got to where I would rather have been dead than alive
 I tried many remedies, but they failed to help me.
 Finally. I purchased two bottles of Cardui. the womans tonic, and began taking it according to directions. Cardui helped me right away. ] be- lieve 1t saved my life
 cannot praise Cardui enough to my lady friends. It is certainly the medicine for suffering women and girls
 If you have any of the ailments so common to women, or if you feel the need of a good, strengthening tonic, we urge you to give Cardui trial. It has helped thousands of women in it's past 70 years of success, as is proven by the numerous enthusiastic letters of gratitude, similar to the above, which come to us every day.
 Don't delay. This letter from Mrs, Booth should convince you that Car dui is worth a trial Get bottle from your druggist today. You'll never regret 1t.
The Sentinel=record., 1914-05-26
Coffee C,e::::::. |: g: :::::: ::::::: E: % Iuence on bus
I wish to call your parf
 

. ly responsible for the hesitancy of the money markets.
 All the evils of regulation madness are contained in the Trade Commis- sion bill, a Newlands amendment to Senate Bill No. 4160. Through the adoption of such an amendment every business line in the country would be put to an enormous expense in submitting it's financial statements and it's confidential reports to 6 Trade Commission
 The effects of this bill are not con fined to the corporation. They reach every line. The individual business man must detract from his pursuit of trade to go through his affairs to members of commission The com missioners are but human. There is so much danger to the business man that it is little wonder he fears for the results.
 No congress that is honest with the people would give it's approval to Trade Commission bill at least without spending months in a re- search of the study of what would follow. This congress would have Co 4railroad" such bill in order to pass it..
 We have a Mexican question unan- swered. We have Panama situa- ton unsolved. We have neglect of our own internal affairs Gas eyi- denced and emphasized here in Hot springsl, and yet there is talk of hurrying through congress a Trade Commission bill that would halt business lines with depression for some few years at least.
 These things are important to each of us. We have congressman and senators who ought to be informed of our ideas of government. And our idea of government certainly is not to heap such burdens on the business lines of the country as to interfere with a prosperity that we could other wise enjoy.
 We have Young Mems Chamber of Commerce that is a member of the National Chamber of Commerce. Through this national organization good may be done. Here seems an opportunity to show our interest in other than local topics by taking decisive stand against a Trade Com mission" bill, at least when other things more important to us are being thrust aside.
The Sentinel=record., 1914-05-26

When the next biz contract is let in Hot Springs some of those outside contractors are going to have wholesome respect for the ideas of the Hot springs contractor
The Sentinel=record., 1914-05-26

That highway must be open for a procession of 100 automobiles coming from Little Rock to greet the opening of the state fair. And isn't it worth the price?
The Sentinel=record., 1914-05-26

.arry the publicity idea to the @prol
 G the puddin'" is good one. Elves credit 10 the donors and wi show where the money is being spep
The Sentinel=record., 1914-05-26

But then it Is evident the supreme court will get to it's summer vacation before that petition appeal case is presented.
The Sentinel=record., 1914-05-26

The Young Mems Chamber of Com merce intends to stand behind Judge Mooney until that Little Rock high way is enrolled as an achievement.
The Sentinel=record., 1914-05-26

They are talking about a Trad bill for us yet dheir in terest in us is not shown in easier and more effective things.
The Sentinel=record., 1914-05-26

There are plenty of good places to spend your vacation if the wherewiih is available.
The Sentinel=record., 1914-05-26

Fine, getting out on that Little Rock highway for morning and after noon spin.
The Sentinel=record., 1914-05-26

The Iron Mountain depot may oII may not come along with the first frosts. "a
The Sentinel=record., 1914-05-26

We have almost reached the work stage of the Little Rock highway.
The Sentinel=record., 1914-05-26

Capt sNAebody send mesSage- and urge that asphalt, shipment along?
The Sentinel=record., 1914-05-26

Yes, summer is here and here abouts. And here for awhile.
The Sentinel=record., 1914-05-26

The vacation and the swimming fitted together like network.
The Sentinel=record., 1914-05-26

Treasurer Murphy's idea that re- ports of the advertising fund should
The Sentinel=record., 1914-05-26

Where restriction and regulation fails, prohibition follows.
The Sentinel=record., 1914-05-26
Lester Home Hotel

No runners or solicitors employed The best meal in Hot Springs at the price. Board and room. s550 and $500 per week Home cooking served family style; good. clean, large rooms quiet and home like. close in. All wis. itors and G. I. 4. welcome.
 MRS. LESTER, Propiretreess. $40 Benton st Phone 1872.
The Sentinel=record., 1914-05-26

Strawberry ice cream, pure cream and fresh fruit Public Drug Go.
The day book. [volume] (Chicago, Ill.) 1911-1917, 1914-10-19
ton as head of the Church of Eng
land created a sensation in England
at the time he entered the Catholic
priesthood.

priesthood.
CHICAGO'S GETTING PURE
Recent months have been mark
ed by a series of significant events"
said Samuel ThrasheT, sup't of Com
mittee of Fifteen. THE forced retire
ment of Chief of Police McWeeny,
the changed attitude of Mayor Har-
rison, the closing of the 'redlight'
district and the revocation of licenses
of some notorious resorts mark the
most terrific blow that was ever dealt
to cOmmercialized vice."
This interview was given out with
the latest list of property owners, the
smallest so far published.
The list follows:
$50 N. Clark st., house of ill-fame,
William G., Krutz, Jr., N. LaSalle st.
534 N. Clark st., house of ill-fame,
Samuel Katz, sos N. Clark st.
. GIG N. Clark st., house of ill-fame,
Mary Knauer, 6168 Broadway.
1911. N. Clark st., second floor,
house of iIl-fame; Thomas F. Nc
Govern, 7O8 N. Clark st.
1910 W. Division St., disorderly sa-
loon; Samuel and Nettie Greenfield,
1910 w. Division st.
81 w. Erie st., house of ill-fame;
Max Provus, 738 N. Clark st.
1925 w. Madison st., disorderly sa-
loon; Myer Pollock and Harry Berko-
WITT, Is N. Ada st.
410 S. State ST., house of iIl-fame;
fee: Lucy A. Simms, wife of William
E., and Kenneth D. Alexander, Spring
Station, Ky; leased to David Mayer,
80 S. LaSalle st.
9 E. 18th st., second floor, house
of in-fame, Samuel A. McWilIiams,
1856 Michigan aV.
-O-O-
CIVIC LEAGUE TO MEET
The day book. [volume] (Chicago, Ill.) 1911-1917, 1914-10-19

MERELY COMMENT
+ Were you tagged today?
Anybody who couldn't appreciate
the kind of weather the weather man
gave us Sunday had better well,
suit yourself.
Now that everyone is wondering
what sort Of a cold season we are
going to have, here is a ,stab-it's
going to be a short, bitter one.
Course we don't know for sure,
but there is nothing like being your
own weather prophet.
Bear that prediction in mind until
about next March and see how near
we come.
Who ever the man was who hit the
last baseball pitched this season sure
made some waIlOp.
The bIoomin' baseball is about out
of action until the spring training.
In spite of the fact that the Oak
Park elevated tracks out in Austin
and Oak Park have been ordered
raised, they will rest serenely on the
ground.
They're playing ell with the al"
tracks, all right. Instead of the city
having the tracks up in the air, the
company has the city up in the air.
And, if we are not mistaken, it's
only about a week ago that the last
victim was killed out in the fatal
vicinity of the tracks.
Cheer up, folks, the grand scrap
will be all over in a little over two
weeks more and then all the political
photographs will come down.
And it won't make US feel bad to
see all the mugs disposed of either.
That grupt you are liable to hear
today is not from the stockyards.
Oh my, no, the packers are meeting
at the LaSalle Hotel.
-O-O
The day book. [volume] (Chicago, Ill.) 1911-1917, 1914-10-19

q: ROBERT H. BENSON DEAD
Stafford, Eng, Oct. 19.-Monsignor
Robert Hugh Benson, son of the late
Archbishop of Canterbury, died here
today.
Mgr. Benson's conversion to Cath
olicism in view of his fathers posi-
The day book. [volume] (Chicago, Ill.) 1911-1917, 1914-10-19

SlbIS LEHNCE ~ WEE
Miss Mary E. Mcdowell and Har-
riet Vittum are to be the speakers at
a Town Meeting of the Third Ward
Civic League to be held at the
Shakespeare School, Friday, Oct. rs,
8 p. m.
The sun. [volume] (New York [N.Y.]) 1833-1916, 1914-11-06
DOUBT GERMAN REPORT.

wAsHISGToN, Nov b.--Ths optimistic
belief that not all tho story has been told
Of tho naval engagement Off the coast OF
chile. reported thus far by the Germans,
IS growing I'm quarters here sympathetic
with the cause of tho allies.
II Is pointed out that II tho German
account of the engagement Is correct II
* strange that II has been impossible
thus far to locate the British vessels
Good Hope, Glasgow and Otranto, reported
To have survived the lighting and steamed
for tho chilean coast At the British
Embassy il is declared that the Admiralty
has no report whatever OF the engagement
having taken place except what IL learns
from German sources All the reports or
tho fight received from Chile have u com
mon orIsln I'm the accounts given by the
German vessels which appeared In the
harhor OF Valparaiso
Tho British also think II odd that the
Campus, "A hattleship sent out to Join
Admiral Cradocks squadron has not been
heard from In connection with the re-
ported battle.
one naval attache in Washington has
expressed the belief that the German ac-
counts OF the conflict cannot possibly he
M whole truth.
The sun. [volume] (New York [N.Y.]) 1833-1916, 1914-11-06
MOSLEM SHRINES SAFE.

WAsHINGToN. Nov. J.--Denial Of re
ports that the British cruiser Minerva
had bombarded Jeddah. on the Arabian
coast. was made to-day at the British
Emba ssy in the following statement:
There is no truth whatever in the
report that H. VI. s Minerva has BON
barded Jeddah The Minerva has not
been within 500 miles OF that port
1.-THE following notification issued by
the Government Of India on Novemhe'
. lays down the policy of his Majestys
Government I'm respect Ia holy place
- In order that there may be no mis-
understanding on the part OF his Maj
es,y's most loyal Mosem subjects as 60
the attitude OF his Majesty's Govern
merit in this war, in which no question
OF religions Is involved these holy places
and Jeddah will he immune from attack
or molestatlon by the British naval and
military forces so long as there is no
Interference with pilgrims from India 10
the holy places and shrnes in question
At the request Of his Majesty's Govern
ment the Governments Of France and
Russia have given to them similar as
surances'
The sun. [volume] (New York [N.Y.]) 1833-1916, 1914-11-06
SAYS KAISER LOSES SHIP.
Cruiser Kocnigsber. Disabled, Ac-
cording 10 London Report.

LoNpoS. Nov. THE Times has a re-
port that the German cruiser Koenigs-
horg. which disabled tho British cruiser
Pegasus in Xauzihar harbor Geptember
20. has been put out OF action in tho
Indian Ocean, There are no details of
tho action,
II this report is true tho Germans
lost two cruisers in one day. the other
being tho armored cruiser iorck, OF $3.50
tons which struck chain OF mines
west of the mouth of the River Weser
IN The North Sea and was sunk with a
loss Of nearly half Of her crew.
Tho kocniEsberg was a protected
cruiser. laid down in 1905. She was Of
33iS tons, had speed OF 23n knots
and carried a main battery OF ten Al
inch guns In addition to her attack on
tho Pegasus, which was undergoing re-
pairs at the time. the Koenigsberg sank
the Ellcrman liner City of Winchester
off Scotia, near the entrance to the Gulf
~ Alden, on August 6.
The appearance again OF Sir Percy
scott, Englands greatest gunnery and
submarine authority. as member OF
tho Admiralty is well received. He Is a
supporter of Lord Fisher. the First Sea
Lord, and is expected to uphold the new
policies which have already been In
augurated.
The sun. [volume] (New York [N.Y.]) 1833-1916, 1914-11-06
IT, S. ENJOY Forces Turks
to Let Foreigners Leave
Ambassador Morgenthau
Handles Delicate Situation
With Success.
Special cable Dispatch TO THr srx

Special cable Dispatch 10 Tar sr~
LONDON. Nov. ga despatch from
Dedeagatch. In European Turkey on the
Esean Sea. to tho Daily MaU, dated
November 8, describes the scenes OF con-
fusion which attended the departure OF
the French and British Ambassadors
The correspondent says Talaat Bey,
Minister OF the Interior, had agreed to
provide special train for the British
and French refugees. These refugees had
their passports vlsed. but at the last
minute tho military officials counter
manded the arrangements and when the
STATS or the two embassies arrived at
the station later they we're Obliged to
force their way through u crowd
Tho correspondent says the tumuli was
indescribable. For a moment the situation
was serious one. but the arrival Of
soldiers prevented tho train on which the
English and French were TO ttavel from
being rushed.
Henry Morgenthnu. the American Am
bassador, was present TO say farewell to
his British and French colleagues. and the
members OF his stan received orders TO
move among the waiting refugees and
tell them their departure would he ar
ranged the next day. on receipt OF this
Information the crowd Of French and
English who were 10 leave loft the sta
ton and spent the night as best they
could
The following day Mr.. MorRenthau took
hold OF the situation In an admirable man
nor and insisted in the strongest manner
on the English and French being per
mitted to leave. He overcame all OBJ
stacles and obtained the necessary au-
The sun. [volume] (New York [N.Y.]) 1833-1916, 1914-11-06
CONSULS GET AWAY.
Italian ship Takes Them to Fgypf
From syrian Porte.
Special Cab. De.patch 70 THE Sun.

ALExANpRIA, Egypt. Nov. 'Wednes-
dav) An Italian steamer arrived AZ
Alexandria to-day with the British and
French Consuls at Beirut and other ports
on the Syrian coast. The Turkish author
tiles pr, vented the departure OF the Rus
sian Vice-Oonsul at Beirut and foreign
subjects generally and attempted to pre-
vent the departure OF the British or'cials
until the American Consul interviewed.
The military preparations in syria IN
cludo accommodations Of huge stores OF
biscuits and dried bread. In Damascus
every camel. horse and mule and all
water skins have been rcquisitioned. II
is certain that ali the sacks In Syria have
been requisltloned
The United States cruiser North Caro-
lima Is still at Beirut.
The sun. [volume] (New York [N.Y.]) 1833-1916, 1914-11-06
Dtsapproval surmised.

IT may be said, however, that II the
future shows that attack from the sky
is effective and terrible, as may prove
20 he the case. II Is evident that Ike the
rain 1t must fall upon the Just and upon
inc unjust ana II may be supposed that
~ VIII therefore become taboo to all civil
iAeu people ana forbidden AT least by paper
agrGetnents
that ~ may. IN view or the
p.eSeil oiIuit'ohs II appears that tho use
~ ~ .'a.' TOT ATTACK hlohe does not
"aIr"nt the expense OF production or air
cralt Tor thS purpose ana no recon-
.nohuat'oh I4r the construction ana adop-
lloI OF orig pies on large scale IL made
AT tno present unhe. me aeroplane should
continue 10 Ds our man rehance for aerial
The sun. [volume] (New York [N.Y.]) 1833-1916, 1914-11-06
AMERICANS IN DANGER.
Turks Cannot Distinguish Them
From English Subjects.

GENEVA. via Paris. Nov. 5.--Ameroans
in Constantinople are in danger, accord.
ing TO telegram received here from an
American business man in tho Turksh
capital. because the Turks are unah.
to distinguish between Americans ana
Englishmen. All American business men
in the country are preparing to leave. Ia
says all business s at a standstill ana
Germans are in practical control OF tho
country.
The sun. [volume] (New York [N.Y.]) 1833-1916, 1914-11-06
AROUSED IN TRTPOLI.
Governor OF Cyrennfcn Wants Gov
eminent to Increese Garrison.
CnxcInI GnhLs nesnnfch 10 TIE SrN.

ROME, Nov. 5.-Apprehension among
Italians in Tripoli is growing on account
Of Turkeys menaoing attitude. In spite
OF Germany's reiterated promises that
Turkey has no desire to attack Tripoli
Cen Angelic, Governor OF the Cyrenaica
district, urges the Government TO increase
the garrison.
owing to the interruption OF the sub
marine telegraph In the Aegean Sea, to-
gcther with the suspension of trafiic on
several of the and lines into the Balkan
states, messages for Greece, Servis and
Russia arc now being sent over Italian
lines TO be despatched to their destination
by way OF Zante. a Grecan island in the
Mediterranean. As result italian tele-
graph lines are congested.
The sun. [volume] (New York [N.Y.]) 1833-1916, 1914-11-06
GERMANS TEACH TURKS.
Dr. D-rnburg Explains Presence of
Army Omcers In Country.

Dr Bernhard Dernourg, former GER
man Colonial Secretary, explained yester-
day tho presence OF German offers in
Turkey before the war broke out
II know that Germany had a number
OF army officers in Turkey after 1912
and up to the outbreak Of the present
war" he said. These officers were there
In the pay OF the Turkish Government
for the purpose of reorganzing the Turk
!sh army
1T was also equally true that England
had forty naval officers in the Ottoman
Empire to place the Turkish navy on
better and more efficient footing shortly
after the beginning OF the present period
or up TO brief pcriad ago, the English
naval officers were dismissed, while the
German naval officers were reinforced"