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Hopkinsville Kentuckian. [volume] (Hopkinsville, Ky.) 1889-1918, 1914-03-12
GOT THE CAPTAINS GOAT
Obstinate Occupant Of Motor Boat
Caused Him to Lose Two Very
Precious Minutes.

"The small vest-pocket editions Of
motorboats cause us fellows more
trouble than a battleship," said the
captain Of North river ferryboat,
pointing out of his pilot house win
dow TO a little motor boat creeping
along close to the Jersey shore.
"See that boat? It's hardly larger
than Jersey mosquito, and yet III
bet dollar that boat makes me lose
couple of minutes"
The captain swung the wheel over
and blew a deep long blast from the
whistle in an effort to scare the oper-
ator Of the motor boat and cause
him to change his course and pass
TO the stern of the ferryboat. The
man in the motorboat paid no atten-
ton and went chug-chugging on his
way.
Gust what l said," cried the cap
tain, decorating his language freely.
81 have to make connections with an
outgoing train, and if Pm a minute
late 1 have to explain why. If l
keep on I'll run down that motor
boat.
'1n the position we lie now 1 have
the right of way, and according to
government rules and regulations l
should keep on my course and let
that fellow 60 astern of me. l have
blown him a whistle, but you see he
pays no attention because he doesn't
know what the rules of the road
are. 1 suppose he thinks Pm whis-
Ting for fun. If | keep on I'll run
down that motorboat, Ind Pm sure
to lose my job; if 1 stop till that
dinky thing is out of the way I'll
lose a couple of minutes"
The captain stopped his boat and
swore and the motorboat kept on.
'My conception of hell" said the
captain, ''is crowded river like this
with lot of fool motorboats putting
around"
Hopkinsville Kentuckian. [volume] (Hopkinsville, Ky.) 1889-1918, 1914-03-12
DEFINITION is QUITE CLEVER
Earth Is Somewhat Larger Than
Baseball, but Not So Important
Is Splendid Summer Resort.

The earth is a ball, so situated in a
region called space as to get the full
benefit Of the sun on bright days and
OF the moon on romantic nights. II Is
somewhat larger than a baseball, but
not so important. II is not so large
as a fixed star, but is much closer and
of a much pleasanter climate. It is not
so fiashy as a charity ball, but much
more efficient.
II has two poles of which we are GER
tain. because they are vouched for by
explorers; a center OF which we are
not certain, because It is vouched for
merely by scientists; an equator and
an axis, which are imaginary; Chris
tian Scientists, which are imaginative.
and mathematician which are un.
imaginative. It is inhabited by people,
husbands and other insects, animal
culae and bacteria. 1t is connected
with the rest Of space by sound waves,
light waves, wireless apparatus with
instruments at the sending end only,
telescopes and prayers. 1t has recent
ly endeavored to exaggerate its ego by
the use of aeroplapes.
The earth is highly recommended as
both a summer and winter resort for
well-to-do persons. Favorable terms to
desirable parties.-Puitzer's Maya
tine.
Hopkinsville Kentuckian. [volume] (Hopkinsville, Ky.) 1889-1918, 1914-03-12
The Time He Scored.

Six years later he returns. His
sweetheart of former years has mar
ried. They meet at party. She has
changed; between dances the recogni-
ton takes place.
Let me see" she muses., with her
fan beating a tattoo on her pretty
hand, twas it you or your brother
who was my old sweetheart"
Really, don't know; probably my
father"
Hopkinsville Kentuckian. [volume] (Hopkinsville, Ky.) 1889-1918, 1914-03-12
Everything Depends.

Tommy-May l sit up little
longer?
Ethel-What do you want to stay UP
for?
Tommy want to see you and Mr.
Green playing cards.
Mr.. Green-But we are not going to
play cards.
Tommy-Oh, yes, you are, for ]
heard mamma saying to Ethel that
everything depended on the way she
played her cards tonight.-Liverpool
Mercury.
Hopkinsville Kentuckian. [volume] (Hopkinsville, Ky.) 1889-1918, 1914-03-12
The Merry Life.

Some young folks have odd ideas OF
the life theatrical.
"My, but I'd like to travel on the
road with a company" said a young
man the other day.
What would you like most about
such a life?" his companion asked.
Il think it would be great" the am
bilious one exclaimed, ito sit about
the railroad stations playing a banjo
and singing songs until the train ar
lived. Telegram.
Hopkinsville Kentuckian. [volume] (Hopkinsville, Ky.) 1889-1918, 1914-03-12
CAUSE OF A CROUCH.

First Lodge Member don't
know what / did to offend our new
grand high mucky-muck, but he
hasn't spoken to me since l recov-
cred from my illness.
Second Lodge Member-That's
the trouble. You see, he spent a
good many hours learning the fu-
neral ritual while you we're SICK
Puck.
Hopkinsville Kentuckian. [volume] (Hopkinsville, Ky.) 1889-1918, 1914-03-12

Your friend Banks has very SUI
percilious air. What makes him hold
his nose so high?'
"He can't help it, dear boy. He's
an official egg inspector"
Hopkinsville Kentuckian. [volume] (Hopkinsville, Ky.) 1889-1918, 1914-03-12
MAKING MEASLES PAY.

Parent-Now, what are you going
to charge me to cure this boy of the
measles?
Physician-Nothing at all, my
dear sir, as it is an original case, and
you get your ten per cent. commits
sion for every child that catches
them from him.-Puck.
Hopkinsville Kentuckian. [volume] (Hopkinsville, Ky.) 1889-1918, 1914-03-12

Here's a good Joke from London
newspaper"
You don't seem very much excited
about it."
why should | be excited?"
Didn't you say it was good joke
from a London newspaper"
Hopkinsville Kentuckian. [volume] (Hopkinsville, Ky.) 1889-1918, 1914-03-12
Naturally Gifted.

Does old Tom Splinters drink"
mo" replied Farmer Corntossel
"He amt tempted that way at all. He
hin talk an act foolish enough to sat
lsfy anybody, jes' naturally"
Hopkinsville Kentuckian. [volume] (Hopkinsville, Ky.) 1889-1918, 1914-03-12
That's Different.

Wydeman-Excuse me, young man
but l think your mother needs atten
ton.
Nahrow-The lady is my mother-in
law.
Wydeman-Oh! beg your pardon
Judge.
Hopkinsville Kentuckian. [volume] (Hopkinsville, Ky.) 1889-1918, 1914-03-12
Enough to Irrltate Him.

"A woman in Pittsburgh says her
husband has beaten her 1850 times. &"
Well. can you b,lme the poor man?
Think OF having a wife stubborn
enough 10 keep the exact score!"
Hopkinsville Kentuckian. [volume] (Hopkinsville, Ky.) 1889-1918, 1914-03-12
cheaner to Hlre a ranl.

"Biffels is always buying suburban
lots. what in the world is the matteg
with him."
"Oh, he can't resist the free auto
mobile rides offered by agents"
Hopkinsville Kentuckian. [volume] (Hopkinsville, Ky.) 1889-1918, 1914-03-12
aOpkinSviIle Market
Quotations.

RETAIL GROCERY PRICES.

RETAIL GROCERY PRICES.
Country lard. good color and clean
14c and 15c per pound.
Country bacon, tic per pound.
Black-eyed peas. $3.50 per bushel
Country shoulders, l5c pound.
County hams 21c per pound.
Irish potatoes, $1.30 per bushel.
Northern eating Rural potatoes.
81. 80 per bushel
Texas eating onions, $2.25 per
bushel, newlstock
Dried Navy beans. $500 per
bushel
Cabbage, new, 8 Genus a pound.
Dried Lima beans, Coo per gallon.
Country dried apples. 10c pei
pound. 3 for 25c
Daisy cream cheese, 25c Der
pound
Full cream brick cheese. 25c per
round
Full cream Limberger cheese. 25e
per pound
Popcorn. dried on ear &c per pound
Fresh Eggs 3Oc per doz
Choice lots fresh. well-worked
country butter. in pound prints. 30c
FRUITS.
Lemons. 25c per dozen
Navel Oranges, zoe to 40c per doz.
Bananas, 15c and Csc doz.
Cash Price Paid For Produce.
POULTRY.
Dressed hens, lac per pound
Dressed cocks. &c per pound
i've hens, lie per pound; live cocks
Sc pound; live turkeys. 14c per
pound
RooTs. HIDES. Wool AND TALLow.
Prices paid by wholesale dealers to
butchers and farmers:
Roots-Southern ginseng, Sc. 75 ID
Golden Seal" yellow root, $I.35 II
Mayapple, 81; pink root. 12c and 13t
Tallow-No. l. Al: No. 2, &c.
Woodbury., I0c to I7c;:C I
Grease, 21c. medium. tub washed
23c to 30c; coarse. dingy, tubwashed
18c.
Feathers-Prime white goose. Soc
dark and mixed old goose, I5c to 30c;
gray mixed. I5c to Doc. white duck,
22c to 35c. new.
Hides and Skins-These quotations
are for Kentucky hides. Southern
green hides &c. We quote assorted
lots dry flint. I2c to I4c. $40 bet
ter demand
Dressed geese. lie per pound for
choice lots, live 81
Fresh country eggs. 25 cents per
dozen
Fresh country butter 25c Id.
A good demand exists for spring
chickens. and choice lots Of fresh
country butter
HAY AND GRAIN.
No. / timothy hay, $22 90
No. | clover hay, $40 90
Clean BRIGHT straw hav. 25c hale
Hopkinsville Kentuckian. [volume] (Hopkinsville, Ky.) 1889-1918, 1914-03-12
Hay AND GRAIN.

No. / timothy hay, $22 90
No. l clover hay, 500 90
Clean, bright straw hay. 25c bale
Alfalfa hay, $21'00
White seed oats, 54c
Black seed oats, 53c
Mixed seed oats, 65c
No. 2 white corn. 92c
Winter wheat bran. $500
Hopkinsville Kentuckian. [volume] (Hopkinsville, Ky.) 1889-1918, 1914-03-12

"You paid $4,000 for a suite on an
ocean liner?"
Eyes. I'm trying TO disproye thai
statement about it's being cheaper 1,
Hopkinsville Kentuckian. [volume] (Hopkinsville, Ky.) 1889-1918, 1914-03-12
ExTRAvAeANcE.

Hicks-Is it true, then, that you're
living beyond your station9
Wicks - Yes-two miles-Pear-
The Bennington evening banner. (Bennington, Vt.) 19??-1961, 1914-10-12
FOUGHT HARD TO
keep HIS JOB
Indiana Man All Run DOWN.
Had No Strength-No En-
ergy left-Blood Poor
How VinOI Helped Him.

Shelbyville, Ind. = al was all run
down, had no energy, my blood was so
poor / felt badly all the time and my
face was covered with pimples. | am a
clerk in the hotel and had TO put up an
awful fight to keep at work.
al tried Beef, Iron and Wine, and
other remedies without benefit. |
learned of how Vinol had helped others
and decided to try it. After taking the
first bottle | noticed a great improve
ment in my condition. | continued TAX
ing it and now am rid of all my troubles
and cannot say anything too good for
Vinol. Roy L. BIRD, Shelbyville, Ind.
For all rundown, weak, devitalized
conditions of men and women, nothing
equals Vinol, our delicious cod liver and
iron tonic without oil.
vinol is a constitutional remedy. 1t
creates an appetite, aids digestion.
makes pure, healthy blood. In this nat
ural manner it builds up strength and
vitality.
Try a bottle with the understanding
you can get your money back if Vinol
does not help you.
The Bennington evening banner. (Bennington, Vt.) 19??-1961, 1914-10-12

flower The seedlings, except radishes,
should he transplanted twice before
setting ont in their permanent places,
and radish seed may be sown between
the rows OF lettuce. cabbage. etc. aft
er they have been set out An frames
Space the young p'1nts in She frames
about nine Inches a.s,r.
Where the weather is mild the first
crop of lettuce may he maturcd m lha
cold frame IL double glass sash are
used at night. The cabbage, null
flower and spinach should he trans
planted first into the cold frame; later.
when well started. into the hothcd
Mig a pit the size Of the frame ana
two feet deep. setting the lower part
of the frame into it, providing proper
drainage: al the bottom of the pit
spread n layer of straw 10 keep the ma
nure from the cold earth. On this
spread from twelve 10 thirty inches Of
fermcntng manure. made ny stacking
fresh. loose manure IN long. shallow.
square topped pile keeping it mo,s.
but not wet. ana making the fcrmcnia.
tiun even by turning occasionally.
When the manure is stcaming it is
then ready for use. spread the ma
nurc evenly. pack ii down with a fork.
leaving it for few days. before
tramning il iil all the corners. AMI
when warmed up agan tramp thor
oughly. over this spread TIE soil.
containing large amount of sand and
humus. ana q compost Of rottcd Sods
with one-thi-d bulk OF rottcd manure:
after this has hccn carefully done the
bed should hc ready for use.
Essentials 10 success are siocky
plants. watering mt the right time.
maintaining Of the proper heat. vcntila-
tom hardening or the plants and
TRANSFORMING. The things to avoid are
chilling the plants. hot and close at
muSphere clowdinr. growing plants
too fer frum The light. whiting iduc TO
too great heit and TOO little moisiurci.
scaidiur. which octurS When The sun
comes out after a hong spell of dark or
cold weather This. IN substance. Is
the key Ia forced hut healthy winter
vegetable growing.
The Bennington evening banner. (Bennington, Vt.) 19??-1961, 1914-10-12
ZOO MANY COOKS"
Frank craven's Comedy at the Opera
House Next Week

One of the old features about
Frank Crayen's comedy, TOO Many
Cooks, which comes to the opera
house Thursday, Oct 10 is the note of
surprise it has awakened that nobody
ever thought OF the theme before,
So many misguided souls have gone
the troubled way OF the country
home builder that it really is difficult
to account for the long avoidance of
the topic by constantly cropping
dramatists.
That Mr. Craven has touched great
numbers of persons right where
they live" is apparent to all frequent
ers of the lobby between acts, whe e
home rearing reminisccnces suggest
ed by comic episodes just witnessed
upon the stage are related with the
utmost yivacity.
1t seems as though everybody eth
er had met with acutal personal ex-
perienco in this particular line of
grief or had friends who wee famil-
lar with the route-and doubtless il
is this very intimacy that has given
such great impetus to the new piece.
The Bennington evening banner. (Bennington, Vt.) 19??-1961, 1914-10-12

The taking of Antwerp by the Ger
mans makes delicate situation for
Holland. Antwerp is situated on the
Scheldt river and is one of the four
greatest ports in the world, though il
is more than forty miles from the
ocean. The Scheldt river however,
just below Antwerp flows into Hol-
land and the lower course of the
river is emit rely within the Dutch
dominions. If the Germans undertake
to make Antwerp base of operations
against Great Britain how can it be
done without Hollands consent or in
violation of Hollands neutrality? 1t
is probable that Dutch sympathy is
largely with Germany in this war TO
the ties Of blood, language and bust
ness between the Dutch and Germans
are very close. but Great Britain
and France are watching Holland and
will insist that Holland maintain her
neutrality and not allow German
ships or German forces to pass
through Dutch territory. Thrifty lit
tie Holland is in grave danger of be-
ing drawn into the whirlpool.
The Bennington evening banner. (Bennington, Vt.) 19??-1961, 1914-10-12
Scientific
Farming
FORCING WINTER VEGETABLES
Essentials to Success and Varieties
That Are Suitable.

Essentials to Success and Varieties
That Are Suitable.
The first step toward securing our
own winter vegetables when our less
Industrious and farsighted neighbors
are paying high prices is TO buy few
sash and frames, writes Edward X.
Parkinson in the New York Evening
Post These may he purchased glazed.
painted and all ready to set up, from
any seed house or manufacturer OF
glass houses The q by 3 size is most
convenient. AID the beginner will fnl
that one fDur-sash frame for a cold
frame ana two two-sash frames for
hotbcls wiz Iler; w.l requirements. II
Ties, are loGeht ready for uyc it will
involve an nrtliy nf S5lGI, to which
freight must l'r added
i.oati,n O. imp 'rnnt TIL" land. II
possible >'iou.d sloir gently a. the
sautl; hnVp,.r aay well dun ned level
piece Will answer. aud a wmdhrclk of
Soale snrt is l.r c-a;i:} u to firm ~ 4
fence. huildin~. a r,rrs;ccu hedge.
etc Il IS vril 10 plicr The !.nilcs
near the bnusr. for ttcn they are apt
to receive nlarr attention tgin they
otherwise would Thc sec,s s.ioa'd be
started clriy n the gardcn. where the
soil is fine and mellow
Vegetables suitable for winter fore
ms are raGiShcs Globc yarietics), cab
bages, spinach. corn. salad and cauli-
The Bennington evening banner. (Bennington, Vt.) 19??-1961, 1914-10-12

Our good friends, the postmasters
of the section served by our papers,
are advised that in future this paper
cannot accede to requests made by
them prompted by the postotlice de
partmenD to insert gratuitously
notices of civil service examinations
and other matter pertaining to the
filing of places in the service. Such
matter is strictly adve Using and
cannot be classed otherwise. II tie
postonice department wants ii insert.
ed, let it pay. the same as others do
for similar notices Nor do we think
il praiseworthy for the department,
instead OF applying directly to news
papers. to use the local postmaste s
as catspaws in trying to sponge I'D.
vertising. We do not blame The
postmasters, but we must firmly re-
fuse to be worked any longer The
old steer that there is no appropria-
ton available for the purpose will
not prove effective. Thee never
will be such an appropriation rs long
as publishers continue to run these
notices froe.-Randolph Herald and
News.
We know how the Randolph editor
feels. 1t has gotten SO nowadays
that most everybody and every or
ganization has a press agent The
demands on a newspaper fer free
publicity a,e astonishing 4 news
pape,'s space is its stock in trade and
If It cannot sell this space at profit
il must 90 out of business. There Is
no more reason why a newspaper
should give away publicity than q
grocer should give away -four and 20
tatoes At the same time the situa-
tion is little different in regard to
poGtolIice department notices for the
newspapers get a special postageratc
that is more favorable than that OF
any other line OF business and savcs
the papers a good many dollars. In
consideration Of this fact The Banner
has long made it a rule to print the
postoihce notices in as condensed a
form as possible
The Bennington evening banner. (Bennington, Vt.) 19??-1961, 1914-10-12
Rations For Poultry.

Too few of oar farmers produce the
rutions consumed 10y their poultry. or
the sort of feed thcy produce Is not
adapted L. best results with thcir
nocks. which is practically The same
thing.
Charcoal. enc of The prime essentials
to successful pouliIying. Often is miss
ing ON the farm ana IL baugh usually
comes high. burning old chun. s. col,s.
etc. and smoihcring down thc flames
with damp coils or rotten chui - OF
wood viii produce ones own cla coal
thundauily and cheaply for poultry.
The Bennington evening banner. (Bennington, Vt.) 19??-1961, 1914-10-12

! mington from Searsburg with a pair
OF young horses hitched to dump
care and as he started for home. the
horses became frightened. Ahead Of
them was a team driven by Mr..
Pa-mlee aud when the latter turned
out of the road TO let the runaway
horses by, they turned, instead, and
followed the Parmalee team, crashing
into the rear end Mr. Sage had been
thrown out earlier and Mr. Parmalec
was unseated when the team struck
his outfit.
The Bennington evening banner. (Bennington, Vt.) 19??-1961, 1914-10-12
All subscriptions payable in advance
FRANK e. HOWE, Editor and Pub
BENNINGTON, VT, OCT. Il, 1914

The Democrats do not purpose TO
have Republicans pick out their can
didates, and when the facts are made
known conce ming Mr.. Watsons with
drawal some of the better element in
the Democratic party are going TO be
disturbed Waterbury Record.
What is the better element of the
Democratic party, or any other par
ty? What the Record really means
doubtless by the better element is
the element that agrees with the
Record. We all feel that way some
times when intensely interested.
The Bennington evening banner. (Bennington, Vt.) 19??-1961, 1914-10-12
LINER BIG BOULDER

Alonzo r. Edison OF Rutland SUI
fered a compound fracture of the
light leg above the knee in an acct.
dent on property on which he has
Guilt a house.
A boulder Weighing about two tons
il situated on land he wants for a
lawn and he was excavating around
the boulder for the purpose Of sink
ing it when it toppled over and pin
ned him down.
lie was alone but Fred Savage and
The Bennington evening banner. (Bennington, Vt.) 19??-1961, 1914-10-12
HOW's 'This2

re Vher OnS Hundred Dollars 70
ward for any case Of Catarrh tina,
cannot be cured nv Halls Catarrh
Cure
Z. J. CHENEY & Co. Toledo. ..
We. the undo signed. have known +. J.
cheney FOR the last Is years, and bciicNe
rim perfectly honorable IN an business
transactions ana financially alls 10 carry
sut any obligations made by his flrm.
NATIONAL BANK OF CoNafEPCE.
Toledo. O.
1abs Cafarrh care ~ iatan Internally.
fcting dire, ~ upon the blona and ms.
lcus yurfa .cs ~ The system rcstimnrials
sent FREE Prize - ccnts or bottle s.;c
- an Druggists.
Nsts HAVE Family riiis Zoe eonstpati..
The Bennington evening banner. (Bennington, Vt.) 19??-1961, 1914-10-12

u is possible for every sslariCd man
by systematic saving TO cary cndow-
mcnt insu ancc enough u protect his
family in case Of his death and in
later fife buy an annuity equal 10
Bic sa'a-y e5th ycar National Lifo
inr. Co. OF VI CMuusD Earl, 5
kiraiey. General Agent. Mead Build
ins Rutland. VI Adv
The Bennington evening banner. (Bennington, Vt.) 19??-1961, 1914-10-12

Philip Lafay, carpenters, who were
at work on a house nearby. heard
bic moans and went to his assistance
II required 10 minutes wo,k to dig
tho man out.
lie is at the Rutland hospital and
as he is over 60 years old ii is ex-
pacted that he will be a long time re-
covering.
The Bennington evening banner. (Bennington, Vt.) 19??-1961, 1914-10-12
Feeding csrn 20 Horses.

For yonng horses there i no feel
which cxceis oats. hut FOR work horses
corn may bc substituted I'm part OF
cvcn entirely aud give good rcsults,
SAYS a writer iu Digest Corn Is used
to'a large extent throughout the corn
belt. and IL Is ESPECIALLY suited Tor the
proiuriian of energy. IN scction>
where fiut corn T. grown horscs fud
dincuity IN catirg II without previous
grinding.
The Bennington evening banner. (Bennington, Vt.) 19??-1961, 1914-10-12
HURT IN A RUNAWAY
Two Men Get Broken Bones in vii
mington Accident

Charles H. Parmlee of Wilmington
and Francis Sage of Searsburg were
body hu I in runaway accident In
Wilmington Saturday. the former sur
foring from four broken ribs, brok
On collar bone, cracked shoulder
blade and an injury to the left lung.
while the latter has a broken should
C. blade. Mr.. Sears drove TO VIZ
The Bennington evening banner. (Bennington, Vt.) 19??-1961, 1914-10-12

plaster got between the
cotton and my les and caused
an itching which broke out
into a raw sore half way from
my ankle to my knee. At
first IL broke out in small
pimples and itched so it
seemed impossible for me TO
..oep my hands from IL night
and day. L had 10 remove
The Bennington evening banner. (Bennington, Vt.) 19??-1961, 1914-10-12
NOTICE /!

We have received our new line OF
fan and Winief samples from which
We arc ready TO make Ladies and
Gents garments Al very reasonable
prices
Alterations. cleaning and pressing
a speciality.
Nathan Levin.
100 North St Tel. 291-w.
The Bennington evening banner. (Bennington, Vt.) 19??-1961, 1914-10-12
ECZEMA FROM
ANKLE TO KNEE
Small Pimples ltched Night and Day.
Cuticura Soap and Ointment
Healed. Never Bothered Since.

l62 Stats St. New Bedford. Mass
1.-The way the eczema started on my leg
was by wearing plaster paris cast. The
The Bennington evening banner. (Bennington, Vt.) 19??-1961, 1914-10-12

the cast on my leg and use bandages.
- had two treatments and was told TO
get different ointments which did mo very
little good. ] then tried -- but could
not see any change. So | got box of
Cuticura Ointment and could see change
in a week time. Then got a cake of Cutl-
clira Soap with which to wash my leg, then
ruL3od the Cuticura Ointment ON. All itch
ing stopped and in four weeks 1t was all
healed up and has never bothered me since"
(Slgned) J. w. Nichols Feb. 6, 1914.
The Bennington evening banner. (Bennington, Vt.) 19??-1961, 1914-10-12
The Drysdale Mems Store

Let us fix you out with your
seasons supply of SHIRTS,
NECK w L A II and HOS
IERY. We will use you as
aneighbor should.
The Bennington evening banner. (Bennington, Vt.) 19??-1961, 1914-10-12
Samples Free by Mail

For rcd. rough, chappcd and bleeding
hands, itching. burning palms, and painful
flneer-endS with shapcless nails, a one-night
Cuticura treatment works wonders. Snai;
hands, on retiring, In hot water and Cuticura
Soap. Dry. anoint with Cuticura Ointment
and wear soft bandages or old, loose gloves
during the night. Although Cuticura Soap
C25c) and Cuticura Ointment C5Oc.i are
sold by druggists everywhere. a sample of
each with Sep. skin Book will he sent FREQ
upon request. Address postcard: "Cuu-
cura. Dept. T. Boston.