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The Holt County sentinel. (Oregon, Mo.) 1883-1980, 1914-10-09
Benton.


A tine ten pound baby boy was
born to Walter Staley and wife, Sat.
urday, October Sd, name Raymond
Kenneth.
Some OF our Young people enjoyed
the pie social at Lincoln school house.
Friday evening OF last week. They
pronounce the new school house fine
Mrs. Clara Greinhalgh, who has
been visiting her mother, Mrs. An.
ME Field and other relatives. returned
last week TO her home In Chicago,
going via. ST. Joseph. where she visi.
ted her husbands mother.
Russell. the seven. year.old son OF
Gerald Andler and wife. met with
quite q serious accident, last Friday
evening, while riding on the step OF .
car, he thought to jump or 1t the
turning IN on his wa, from school
but fell striking his forehead on the
solid road. The teacher. Mr.. Klein.
ner. came TO the rescue, and succeeded
In bringing the breath to his body,
and carried him to his home. DR.. +.
NJ, Miller was called and did al that
could be done, but the little boy re-.
NAMED In . stupor until Saturday
morning. At this time he seemed Ia
be almost fully recovered we are glad
to know. VERITAs.
The Holt County sentinel. (Oregon, Mo.) 1883-1980, 1914-10-09
New Point and Vicinity.

Cole Bamm and wife we're at
Shannon Hardman's, Saturday.
--Harve Chamberlain and family
spent Sunday ~ Geo. Lentz's.
Lydia Acton came home Friday
evening and stayed until Sunday az
ternoon.
shannon Hartman Is raising his
house, and putting . rock foundation
under 1t.
--Mesdames Oren, Sparh, and Miss
Minnie Kramer brought Mrs. Ruhl
home, Friday.
-Dr. Babcock was called to st &.
Louis, Saturday, by the serious Ill.
ness Of q sister.
Mrs. Elmer A lien has been seri.
ously sick for several days. Or. Ho.
gan was out Tuesday, to See her.
Mrs. Daisy Fleener was called to
Elkhorn, :. d., by the serious sick.
ness Of her niece, Oma Nicholson s
baby.
Mesdames johnson and Jocobie, OF
Kansas CITY, came SUNDAY to visit
the families OF viii Glenn and I'm.
nett Hodsin.
Ora Boswell was kicked in the
face by q horse, Sunday afternoon,
bruising his cheek badly. lie was
fortunate that II was not his eye.
-Mesdames Oren and Spark visited
Bessie Coffin, Friday, and at the home
Of Geo. Pollock, Friday night and
Saturday. Minnie Kramer visited
her sister, Lena Lentz and at her IA.
TIERS.
-Lota Carton was very sick the
tirst Of the week, with appendicitis.
Geo. Lukens, Of Oregon, took her TO
his home, where she could be near the
doctor. We hope TO see her we'll, and
back home soon.
Mrs. Robert Boswell and son, Fay
and Retta Boswell returned home.
Thursday Of last week, after several
weeks visit In Nebraska. They were
accompanied by the Misses Blanche
and Mabel Romine, nieces OF Mrs,
Boswell.
A protracted meeting will com
mence the 18th inst. IL will be "Ev.
erybody 80 TO Church Day" also a
Sunday school rally. They want Ion
pupils present. Tie !. y. .. F.'s
Woodmen Of the World, and Modern
woodmen are especially invited to at.
tend the morning service. Every
body Is invited to attend during tie
meeting, no matter what their Chris
tian faith may be. Let ali Join hearts
and hands and work together a,
Christians should.
NERO.
The Holt County sentinel. (Oregon, Mo.) 1883-1980, 1914-10-09

The rain OF Monday and Tuesday
has delayed apple picking.
III. Il. Williams was In Forbes,
looking after business, last Saturday.
Harvey Stalcup returned, last
Saturday, from q prospecting trip In
Colorado.
Clarence Rankin. wife and chill
dren, OF Highland, Kan, were visiting
Ills brother, Ernest, u few days, last
week.
Charles Sahlin, wife and son, Her.
bert, returned on Monday from q
short visit with relatives IN Shenan.
dosh, Iowa.
There were four loads OF cattle
and hogs unloaded at Forbes, last
Monday, to feed and rest under the
twenty.eight hour law,
On last Friday, while three OF
VIM. Gossett's teams were going from
one field to another, the team Henry
Fields was driving, hitched to pillow
became frightened at an auto, run.
ming away, one mule was 30 badly cut
by the pillow that 1t will not be able
to work for several months. NICK.
The Holt County sentinel. (Oregon, Mo.) 1883-1980, 1914-10-09
Bigelow And Vicinity.

lfrom the News. j.ncr,onian, oi. !, iai,J
j. T.. Slater received two car loads
Of cattle from Kansas CITY, last FRI
day night.
The Bigelow Grain Co. have In.
stalled their new twenty.two'foot
wagon scales. and they are said TO be
the best In this part Of the country.
Mrs. J. NJ. Andrews, who has been
visiting with her mother At the home
OF Coke Jackson, for some time, re
turned TO her home In Atchison, Kan.
sss, last Saturday noon.
Keno Parson, who has been living
on the old Dave Catron farm for some
time, and working for Charley Lease,
moved 70 ST. Joseph the latter part
Of last week, and will work for Swift
Il Co.
The automobiles began running
between here and Mound City, the
latter part Of last week. On account
OF two very bad mad holes they were
unable TO get through until repairs
were made.
Mrs. Grace Larkins Is In the Ems.
worth hospital this week, being
treated for Q small cancer on the neck,
which has been bothering her consid-
erably. She has many friends here
who will be glad TO have her return
fully recovered.
While hauling Q load OF barreled
apples to town last Monday, John Is
erman, who lives on the Chess Hitz
place, got his right ankle cracked and
Ills ley bruised pretty badly, and he
will ha laid IN foY soma time. He
was driving along the road north OF
the Hitz place and was sitting on one
OF the barrels, the road is more or less
rough and one side OF the road is con-
siderably higher than the other for
some distance, and without any warn.
ing, the barrel he was sitting on fell
and another barrel fell on top Of him,
hurting his ankle and Lex. ne was
hurried down TO Fortescue, and DR..
@. A. Echs6 dressed the injury, and
It u thought he will got along OIL
right.
dale, the little fourtssn'months-
The Holt County sentinel. (Oregon, Mo.) 1883-1980, 1914-10-09
Napier and Vicinity.

Mrs. Ed Scott and children are
visiting In Skidmore.
&C. G. Brown and sons we're trading
In Forest City, Saturday.
R. s. Brown and family spent
Sunday with his mother and sister.
Louie Neiderhouse and mother
took dinner with c. G. Brown and
family, Sunday.
L E. Cooper was up one day last
week on business, having sold his herd
Of hogs on his farm here.
After 40 long b time the new
school house has been completed and
school started Monday, with 20 en-.
rolled and Mr.. James Hinkle, q
teacher.
Several from this vicinity 1t.
tended the show In Forest City, Sat
uFdsy. MEMO.
The Holt County sentinel. (Oregon, Mo.) 1883-1980, 1914-10-09

old boy OF Mr.. and Mrs. Fred st.
John, Is In q very serious condition
with . bad case OF blood poisoning.
Last Monday night, q week ago, lie
was bitten on one OF his little toes by
. rat. while asleep. aud usual home
remedies were applied and no seemed
TO be getting along all right until last
Sunday, when DR.. +. +. Hogan was
called and pronounced the case blood
poisoning, and began treating him for
that disease. Monday, DR.. Hogan and
DR.. J. W. Miller, OF Mound City, con.
suited together regarding the case
and everything possible Is being done
for the little sufferer. Tuesday morn.
ing II was thought that he was i'm.
proving and that he will get along all
right.
The Holt County sentinel. (Oregon, Mo.) 1883-1980, 1914-10-09

VI aiihuai 'NHhal Se'lOol toNNSHtiOh
Of Uol, county, To he held al Malt.
I.,d Mo S,,n,d,y aud snnd,, ne.
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tober lOll, l7l':
PHoGRAMi
OCTOBER TO- E'kNiN" SESSION
I'm IN Song and Deyo,iona s.ry.
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cn WeIcome. wv Stout
CD Reports from schools
W Condensed lou nsI,in reno,,s
Coun,v o,,Irers r,npr,s
Convention LYNN. "iie Lead.
ell Me-
Appointment OF committees
500 Address. ''In,o tie deem"
'''''..' Sterling l.. Williams
BenedIc,ion
The Holt County sentinel. (Oregon, Mo.) 1883-1980, 1914-10-09
The Tie That Binds.

Recorder Hibbard issued the follow.
Ing marriage licenses during the
month Of September, 1914:
waddle, Samuel A.. Of Forest City,
and Mary Ellen Ruth, Of Mound City,
Sept. 18th, by Rev. J. II. Walker.
Silcot, Roy, Of Oregon, and Nettie
Hendrix, Of Forest City, Sept. -, by
Jacob King, j. y.
A Thurman, Harry f., and Helen &.
zachary, OF Mound C,ty, Sept. 18th,
u Rev. Granville Smell.
The Holt County sentinel. (Oregon, Mo.) 1883-1980, 1914-10-09
Program

u annual Sunday school convention
Of Holt county, 10 be held at Matt.
land, Mo, saturday and Sunday, DC.
tober lO.ll, 1914:
The Holt County sentinel. (Oregon, Mo.) 1883-1980, 1914-10-09
News From Craig.

Ed. keOmOn has treated nlS D8r.
Der shop to new awning.
Albert Ford is stepping high as
the proud parent OF son, born Sun.
day evening.
David Lambert Is improving his
residence property opposite the City
Hal by new walks and q modern
porch on the south side.
Mrs. W. r. Cunningham, OF
Southeast Missouri, was the guest Of
friends In Crazy, last Wednesday.
Mrs Cunningham reports W. L. doing
fine.
Amongst the visitors from other
towns this week, We note William
Morris, Henry Cook and son, Henry
Richards, all OF Oregon: Miss Wini.
fred lawley, Of Hamburg.
r.. a. Eckard. who has always
beeh . fixture in the Doughty meat
mar ket, Is contemplating removal to
st. Joseph to enter ma business ca
reer with q brother In the grocery and
meat business.
Claude Dearmonf. OF the New
Liberty neighborhood, brought his
son and daughter to meet the Sunday
afternoon passenger for Omaha, where
they will witness the knights OF Ak.
sarben parade and other festivities.
Monday evening, the Methodist
people went enmasse to the parson.
age and perpetrated a surprise on the
pastor and his family. The plans sue.
ceeded perfectly. A good time was
had by every one and the new parson
was given a hearty welcome.
Monday was the date of a sale nv
William Sharp TO G. NJ, Wickiser. N,
which Mr.. WickIser comes into posses.
sion OF the meat market owned by Mr..
Sharp In the woodman building.
This Is the third time wickiser has
bought out his opposition. lie owns
now three refrigerators. Some one
else VIII start meat market. As this
town vi u not he satisfied with only
one market.
John Horn arrived Monday after.
has been With the Lock threshlnp
order In the Sunfiower state and that
the bows will be kept busy threshinp
until March, lie came In on account
oil DetOg SOmeMhAt Ill. And the tTiU
home and a resi- lie thouvht wouId do
him good. lie expects 10 return the
first Of ,he coming week.
c,o,na ,.. -, h,oL., .,s a..
wo,t men Arc a, wo,p V on ,na ' n .n.
brick stores on Front street. Mr.
Judy has let the contract 10 A. r.
PARISH Tor a modern store buiidiny
2jxjOO. and Mrs. y, r. RANDALL is pre.
pairing 10 erect a building by its side.
25x;O feet. The Woodmen are Ar.
ranging TO enclose one of the best n n.
10 date tIye.proof stairways 10 thei,
room above the Doughty building.
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The Holt County sentinel. (Oregon, Mo.) 1883-1980, 1914-10-09
JUDGE Quit Under Fire,

Observation-Disclosures Justice Dan.
Tel Thew Wright OF the District OF
Columbia, against whom impeachment
charges are pending before the house
judiciary committee. has sent his res.
ignaticn to President Wilson, to take
effect November is.
The Holt County sentinel. (Oregon, Mo.) 1883-1980, 1914-10-09
u, q, to Buy Alrehlpo.

New York.-The United States gov
eminent has ordered two dirigible air.
ships for war purposes, according to
local builders. 40 . result Of observa-
lions at the seat OF war In Europe.
The Holt County sentinel. (Oregon, Mo.) 1883-1980, 1914-10-09
Confirms French Forte Fall.

Berlin.-An order Of the day written
by General Won Hoehen, published Of
fcially, says that Fort Camp des Ro'
mains. on the River Meuse near 81.
Mihiel, after number Of hard fights,
has been taken by the Germans. Five
French officers and more than five
hundred men were made prisoners.
The remainder Of the French force
persisted In the ruins Of the classmates.
The Holt County sentinel. (Oregon, Mo.) 1883-1980, 1914-10-09
Two.Foot Snow In Canada.

Macleod, Alberta, Oct. 6.-The hesv.
lest snow ever experienced in this
district at this time Of the year. fell
recently. More than two feet has
fallen.
The Holt County sentinel. (Oregon, Mo.) 1883-1980, 1914-10-09

The SsNTINBL and Kansas City
Weekly Star, one year, for only $50.
Call At once.
The Holt County sentinel. (Oregon, Mo.) 1883-1980, 1914-10-09

| DELEGATES. Every Sunday
school IN the county Is entitled TO one
or more delegates, and the pastor and
superintendent. All Sunday school
workers are invited to attend.
2. ENTERTAINMENT. Provis-
Ions will he made for the entertain.
ment Of all delegates.
3. OFFERING. Delegates should
come prepared to make pledges for
county and State Sunday school work
for the coming year,
I. COOPERATION. All the Sun
day schools OF the county are ex-
pected to cooperate by sending dele.
gates and an offering, that they may
receive In return practical sugges'
lions and helpful Inspirations for
their important work.
LOCAL COMMITTEES.
COUNTY OFFlCERS-President,
j. P. Lacey, Oregon; Vice President,
s. A. Meyer, Forbes; Recording Sec
rotary, Mrs. Stubs, Mound City;
Corresponding Secretary, Mrs. Will
Msrkt, Oregon; Field Secretary, Mrs.
T. p. Fltzmaurice, Forest City.
MUSIC-Misses Bess Brumbaugh,
Reed and Miriam King; Messrs. Hod'
sENTEkETiXiNlENT-D. A. Gel.
vim. 4rs Lester Hodgin, DR.. Davis,
n. ]. Fickes, Mrs. netcalf.
The Calumet news., 1914-08-27
They Called Him Nanus.

It Is curious how inconsistent are the
preiudices of people i'm regard to the
use of heathcn names. Mr.. Pawn. in his
"Glcams of Memory" tells nm amusing
story Of Dean Burgon. who objected to
the name of the goddess of beauty. but
found no fault with that of the god of
the woods.
An infant was brought to the church
for christening. and the name proposed
for it was Nanus. "Vanus?" repeated
the dean. 81 suppose you mean Venus.
DO you imagine | am going to call n
Christian child by that name. and least
of all male child?"
The father of the infant urged that
he only wished to name IL after his
grandfather. "YOur grandfather!' cried
the dean. IL don't believe It. Where
is your grandfatherT' He was pro-
duced-a poor old soul of eighty or so.
bent double and certainly not looking
in the least like the goddess i'm ques-
ton. "Do you mean TO tell me. sir, that
any clergyman ever christened you
'Vanus.' as you call it,"
"Well. no. sir. | was christcned Syl-
vanus. but they always calls me Va
nus"
The Calumet news., 1914-08-27
"ReIIinu the Catp

"Who will bell the catT' Is curl.
Gus old prOverb. famous in parable and
In history. The mice. says the para
BILE. held consultation how 10 secure
themselves from the cat, ana they re-
solved TO hang bell about the eats
neck To give warming when she ap
proached. but after they had resolved
on doing it they were as far off as
ever. for who would do il?
Both parable and proverb have i'm
mortallZed themselves In history
When the Scottish nOblcs met at stir
ling In body they proposed To talk,
Spence. the obnoxious favorite OF
james H.. and hang him and so gel
rid of him.
"Ah." said Lord Grey. that's very
well said. but who'll bell the cat?'
THAT will l." said the black Ear
Angus. He undertook the task, accom-
plished II and was called Archibald
Bell the Cat" until his dying day.
Glasgow Times.
The Calumet news., 1914-08-27
Odd Contrasts In Climate.

New York Is usually thought OF as
being directly west from London. II
is. however despite its far more rlgor'
Gus climate. 900 miles nearer the equa
tor than is the British capital. The
bleak coast of Labrador is directly
west of London. The same line passes
the southern part of Hudson bay and
Lake Winnipeg. On the other side OF
the continent II touches the southern
extremity of Alaska and continues
through the center of the isthmus OF
Kamchatka and Siberia and Russia to
Homburg
Another illustration of the unexpect
ed in contrasts is found in compari
son of st. Johns. Newfoundland. with
Paris. Paris has winter OF compare.
tive milduess. while St Johns Is q re-
gion Of bitter cold and fogs. with drift
ing icebergs along its coast. Yet st
Johns IS 100 miles nearer the equator
The Calumet news., 1914-08-27
Very Modest.

The following paragraph appeared in
an advertisement sent out by n manu-
facturer of patent medicine in Cal
cutta:
MY humble self is the grandson
and pupil of that greatly renowned
haklm. late Caleb Ali Sahib. whose
wonderful treatments created wonders
and establishments all over India.
Therefore my humble self can take
pride that l have become well versed
in all that great Unani system can
teach us. Ny humble self can boldly
say that medicines prepared 10y me are
all genuine and infalliblc. Ny humble
self has been practicing in Calcutta
since the end Of the last century and
holds testimonials of the best men Of
the country certifying innumprable
wonderful cures performed hy me in
absolutely hopeless cases. One should
not speak much about oneself
Everybody's
The Calumet news., 1914-08-27
THE SCRAP e OOK
Books and Bacon.

a miner who was proud of his boys
attainmcnts mt school one evening pick
ed up home lesson look and read
from it II quotation which ran like this:
"Some books should he tasted, some
swallowed and some chewed and di-
gested. Bacon" Turning to his boy,
he said:
whats this. sonnie? Thou doesn't
eat books at school. does tina? / know
you are very clever. but you cannot do
those nannygoat tricks. Pm sure. I'll
warrant that'll be one of those print
ers errors. sonnie."
"Oh, no. father" said the boy. Met
aphorically speaking. we eat books"
Now. you cannot fuddle me like
that" said the father. Il didn't go to
school very long. but | ken that's one
of those printers errors. Why, sonnie.
can thou not see? He's put the word
Bacon in the wrong place. 1t should
be: some bacon should be tasted. some
swallowed and some chewed and di-
gcsted Books. "-London Tit-Bits.
The Calumet news., 1914-08-27
TWO WARS IN ONE.

Two wars are waging at once on the
eastern and western edges Of the en-
pire Of Germany-two very similar
wars, says the Detroit Journal.
ON the west the Germans are ag-
gressors invading the country of the
enemy: on the east the Germans are
defending their own country from in
yasion.
We have fixed our eyes on the enor-
nous armies moving in Belgium and
on the French German border Of AL
saCe-Lorraine.
We have seen the Germans bring to
the siege of Liege and the occupation
of Brussels a mass Of armed forces
enormously larger than the combined
troops of French British and Bclgians.
Yet the German advance has not
been swift, because both armies have
been growing as the days passed.
The first German force did not over
whelm the first Belgian force Behind