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The Washington times., 1914-03-31

a genuine remedy like Syrup Pepsin
acts mildly but permanently.
1t can be conveniently obtained at
any drug store at fifty cents or one
dollar a bottle. Results are always
g...anteed or money will be refunded.
You will find II gentle In action.
pleasant in taste. and free from grip
ing, and its tonic properties have a
distinct value to women. 1t Is the
most widely used laxative tonic in
America today, and thousands OF
families are now never without IL.
Families wishing to try a free sam
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addressing DR.. W. Il. Caldwell. 419
Washington St. Monticello III. A
postal card with your name and ad-
dress on It will do.
The Washington times., 1914-03-31
ELEANOR WILSON
SETS DRESS FAD

Eleanor Wilson, second White
House bride of the Wilson
Administration, is creator OF
a new fashion fad, which set
feminine hearts afutter and
tongues wagging, today. She
is sponsor for the latest har-
monious color scheme in
Easter finey.
A corsage or bouquet Of hot
house flowers, which match
the artificial flowers on her
hats, is the new mode OF
Miss Eleanor. Red and
pink roses, in her hands and
on her hat, arc Miss VIII
sons fayorites.
To have the flowers an exact
match in color is apparently
Miss Wilson's plan, to give
an effect Of real nature to
tho artificial foliage IN her
millinery.
The Washington times., 1914-03-31
LOCAL MENTION.

Jikmulqwpt. F. F. v. Lunch, 1905 Pa
Ave.
The Washington times., 1914-03-31
ACtivitiesOf
Society
By JEAN ELIOT.

r~Y ASHINGTON society will turn
Nn/ out for the two splendid con-
w certs that are scheduled for
The Washington times., 1914-03-31


Mrs Arthur Duane Kline was hostess
today at large buffet luncheon in the
ball room Of the Cairo, in honor OF
Mrs Kirkham. The guests numbered
IG0 Receiving with Mrs. kinne were
Mrs. Charles z. Foster and Mrs. Gran
den, with Mrs. Frank Freeman and
Mrs J. J. WILDER at the table. The
hostess was assisted by Mrs David
HiIl. Mrs. Foley, Mrs. Wyville. Mrs.
Hitchings. Mrs. Schnider. Mrs. Hol-
man. Mrs. PARROT. Miss Dimmock,
Miss Blossom Reed, Miss Fenno. Miss
Curtin. and Miss kibbey. The rooms
were charningly decorated with white
and yellow marguerites and the same
flowers were used lavishly on the table.
r
Mrs. Thomas r. Marshall was the
guest in whose honor Mrs. William
Wheatley entertained at luncheon to-
day.
Mrs Richard Cook Tilghman Is en-
tertaining informally ut tea this after
noon a few friends whom she asked to
meet Mrs. Samuel Henry Dickson.
=
Mrs. Beale r. Howard Is In New
York for a short stay.
q
Miss Florence Cohn. of the Allen
Akzst ie1 .Washinsta sunday Ter
The Washington times., 1914-03-31
Ladies' Entrance Signs
Under Ban in Chicago

CHICAGO. March s1.-Mayor Harri-
son was expected today to sound the
death knell Of the family entrance"
and ladies' entrance" sign over doors
leading to cafes and wine rooms, by
signing the ordinance passed by city
council last night abolishing them.
The Washington times., 1914-03-31

The engagement Of Miss Louise Gull
bertson Lawton and Ensign o. w. Bag
ley. L. s. n, was announced yesterday
at q luncheon given by Mrs. John Fore
Hines, wife OF Commander Hines. at her
home al Annapolis. Ensign Bagley was
graduated from the Naval Academy in
1872, and is now on the II. S. S. New
Hampshire.
The times dispatch. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1903-1914, 1914-03-10
LEEDY ADDS BAND
TO HIS REGIMENT
Town Of Radford Is Enlistins
rs Musicians for Second In
fantrY Commander.

Radford, one or the most progress
sivc little towns in Southwest Nir-
ginia, has been struck with the mill
tary fever, and in addition TO the in
fantrE company now ready TO be mus
tered into the state service. IT is pre-
pairing TO enlist band. which will DO
attached to the Second Infautry. Col
oncl Robert L. L.cedy, who represents
l.uray In the House of Delegates, has
granted permission for the enlistment
OF the band. and stated yesterday that
he was extremely pleased with the in
tercst taken by the people OF South
west Virginia in the militia.
The band Radford proposes to en-
list is said 10 be an excellent one, con-
sisting Of twenty-five pieces. y num-
Der Of the musicians have already an
nounced their Willingness TO enter the
service. The merchants of the town
are arranging for a prize to he award
ed To the bcst-drilled company com
The times dispatch. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1903-1914, 1914-03-10
MYERS CHRISTIAN CASE

The House Committee on Privileges
and Elections yesterday AFTERNOON re
ferred the Willis resolution in regard
10 improper methods OF lobbying to a
subcommittee. consisting Of MessrS.
Pennington. kolston and Oliver The
subcommittee viii meet this afternoon
AT 3 O'clock
The resolution mentions no names. 1t
Is general conGcmnipg all improper
efforts to influence the vote OF mem
exclude from the House ANA its lob
hics amy persons believed 10 bc en-
ucaNorinE To use such methods.
llcrc was q great crowd present
when tho Committee on Privileges and
Elections met yesterday afternoon in
Guiding friends both OF Mr. Myers and
OF Mr.. Christian. and a larger number
including many women. who had gath
cred under the Impression that another
matter WAS L. he discussed The ac-
tion o. appointing a subcommittee, was
taken without debate, and was unani-
nous.
The times dispatch. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1903-1914, 1914-03-10
CHARTERS ISSUED

The following charters we're issued yester-
day ~ the state Corporation Commission:
Cyelc'ar sales Company Dncl, Norfolk.
Va George !. peHcgh, president; Bertram
q singer vice president. and Eugene l.. be
folk; Capital: Maximum, $4,000: minimum.
800 Objects: General automobile business.
folk. Va. j. W. Phillips president; D. car
pcnter. vice president: y NJ. Agcy. secretary
Maximum $1,000 mnim n1,k s,oo o ssR.sss
General real estate business.
Pen Virgin Lumber Company IncD, Rich
nohd w. f. Jennings. president r. J..
Greene, vice president: J. ". clarke, secre-
.nry md treasurer III OF renola, Va. Capt
tects: General lumber business
orpheum Amusement Corporation, Aiexan-
dria, Va. II. $. Elkins. president: Cecil *.
sherman. treasurer Alexandria, and l.. q.
,'rossihhI. secretary and manager. Wash :
minimum. $500 ob1ects Theatre sat,a" and s moy
ing picture business.
s; Southwest I'VE, ~ lnsnrance Agency nnc1. Big
$. Beverley. vice president: a. l.. witt,
,r u, , snrer. and J! 49, wa,npler. secrstary-aii
jet: General insurance agency business nd
GncJ. Norfolk. Va. i. N. Jordan. pre- pres Il
dent; II. t. Jordan secretary, and j. w Egg
mum. $1,000; minimum $1,000. Objects Stor-
age Warehouse business
I!ncl. Mears, Accomac County. Va Albert
r. +; Mears iittiston j Byrd, Leonard ".
Maximum. SO 900: minimum. $40 900. '''"'
Amendment was issued to the Norfolk As
name I" Norfolk Underwater Association OF
Credit Men unc.l "
Amendment WAS issued to tho Farm
Vile Pharmacy Iinco, Farmville. Va. In
creasing maximum capital stock from $50.
Amendment was issued to the Commercial
Peanut Company Inc>. changing princi.
pal office from Suffolk, Va, to Nansemond
The times dispatch. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1903-1914, 1914-03-10
ASQU|TH'S PLAN
C00L[Y RECEIVED
lis Scheme to Conciliatc Ulster
Fails to Arouse En-
thusiasm.
FOR TEMPORARY EXCLUSION
Would Let Each County Dc
eide for Period OF Six
Years.
FOR TEMPORARY EXCLUSION

London. March o.-Thc British gov
enn,ncnta plan for Cancellation of the
Ulster unionists, In sympathy with the
Irish home rule bill to-day, was laid
before tho House Of Commons 1t met
WITH Il cool reception from the Union
.H,s.
Premier Asquith's Offer was that q
ii"ll should be taken OF parliamentary
electors Of each Ulster county to de-
eide whether they should be excluded
from the operation Of the bin for !,
period Of six yours.
This undoubtedly would result In the
exclusion from Irish home rule Of the
Counties of Antrim. Armagh. London
terry ana Down.
Just h"for. the conclusion Of his al
itcss. the Premier remarked that no
body was in love with eMclu,ion for
~ own saht ana continued:
II do not expect these propoS:.ls WIFI
10 received with enthusiasm :ut
ask for them deliberate and diSp.is-
*ional: consideration. They offer TO the
men OF Clnt.r free choic. and tic cor
'ainty that their political standing can-
@ot he changed without the assent or
'iia Inperial Parliament. SEQ no
ioad to any other agreed settlerucn,
ia which the proposition IT, give ana
take iH likely to be 80 fairly adjusted
The Premier pointed out that the
government had chosen the period Of
FIX years because IL would give ample
,iine to test the working Of the Irish
parliament and would give an oppor-
unity TO the electors of the United
iIingdon to pronounce whether the OK
'lusion or tho counties OF Ulster should
come TO an end after six years.
Assuming that the prssem, Iupc rial
Parliament would he dissolved before
~" end Of 1915 and the Irish parlia-
,nent assemble In July, 1915. the next
i,nperial fariiaincnt could not last be
Iond November. 1920. Therefore, said
tn" Premier, there must be two gen
"ral elections before Inclusion could
occur The counties would come in at
less the Imperial Parliament desired
otherwise. Meanwhile. education and
local government III the excluded coun-
iies would he dealt with locally by
In" creation Of some local board
andrew I'onar Law. leader OF the
oprosition Immediately arose and oh
lcctrd TO the 1iN-rcar limit. He urged
~" dissolution of the Imperial Par
lament and tho same sort OF rcfcr.n-
DUN for the United Kingdom az the
government was Offering to the coun-
ties OF Ulster.
John T.. Redmond. leader OF the Irish
Nationalist party, said his party was
wiling to make great sacririccs for
peace. but tho Premier had gone to the
extreme limit OF concessions While
inc irish Nationalists disliked the pro
posals he said, SIN il their opponents
accepted them frankly. his colleagues
"erc bound To do the same. Otherwise
1T Was the governments dut. t. press
;hc home rule bill with all the re-
sources at It's command
sir Edward Carson. leader of the
Ulster Cnionists, declared: Ulster Will
not have this proposal, which means
sentence of death with q stay Of
The times dispatch. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1903-1914, 1914-03-10
FARLEY WINS VICTORY FOR
PATENTED TROI SER CIjE'I'

Norfolk. Va, March after five
years OF litigation. William H. Farley.
II tailor Of this city, has won big
victory Iii compelling manufacturers to
recognize the validity OF Il patent lie
owns OH Il cuff for trousers.
Faricy began legal proceedings in
100! to prevent tailors from Infringing
on ms patent. The case has hung fire
ever since. \ clothing manufacturing
company made Il proposition 10 FARLEY
Offering him IL royalty If he would per
mt IL to use his cuff The contract
has just been signed.
Pending litigation against Others
probably will be compromised in the
same manner. The case is of consid
cradle Importance 10 $4,000 merchant
tailors who heretofore have used the
trouser cuff without paying royalty Ia
the owner OF the patent
Ihc cuH. IL is claimed is made with
less material than formerly. and can
be turned up or down with the same
neat effect.
The times dispatch. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1903-1914, 1914-03-10
Supreme Court prnc,,d,u-

NJ. - Smith ct ais. vs. ramsey
A A,r>!' ~ X l.. Eeale and Walter 5;
McNcill Tor appellants and by &. VI
Chichester aud George - Wallace for
appellee. and submitted
40. t3-Nestcrn Union Telegraph
Company -. BiliSoly. Argued by Leon
J. S"aw.ll Tor appellant, and submitted
No ti-Sycr trading, &c, w. Los
ter. Submitted 'on briefs.
NO Oh Merchants administrator vs.
Shry. Submittcd Oh briefs
No 6s-Chapin IT ais. ". Lake ct ais
To bc argued Saturday. March IL
No o. Wheaton y Nisherd 1T al
rs Doughty. Submitted on briefs
Cases 10 hc called: No. -Nunnally
" stokes =, ais. No. 90, Richardson
Construction Company VS. Whiting
Lumber Company; No. I'll Virginia
Stntc Fair Association Gnrl ys Nir
The times dispatch. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1903-1914, 1914-03-10
FAMOUS TOMATO
CASES SETTLED
Gamers Agree to Pay What 1t
Would Have Cost to
Defend Suits.
Especial to The Times-Dispatch.l


Roanoke, Va, March 9.-The cele-
brated tomato cases. z. A. Saunders
& Sons Company, OF Richmond. against
various packers Of tomatoes in Roa-
noke, Botetourt and Bedford Counties,
thirteen of which were pending In
| Botctourt Circuit Court and two In
Roanoke County Circuit Court, were
compromised on Saturday by agree
ment of counsel ut meeting in Rou
nokc.
This settlement Will result in the
dismissal of all OF the untried cases
made by the plaintiff amounted 10
approximately $4,000. the claim being
that the 1911 pack of the defendant
Gamers was affected with gasoiene
arising from soldering fluid formerly
used in the manufacture OF sanitary
cans The defendants commended that
the defect was so slight as not ma
terially to affect the marketability of
the tomatoes
1t is understood that the terms of
ants pay the plaintiff what the defend
ants considered II would cost them to
deIend the suits; Approximately $4,000.
The case pending In Botctourt Cir
cult Court at Fincastle for the past
four days was concluded on Saturday
evening with tho exception OF argu-
mcnt by counsel, IL being expccted
when court adjourned that the argu-
mcnts would bo made to-day. The set
tlement arrived ut on Saturday made
this unnecessary.
Several similar cases have been tried
heretofore. ono in Bedford, which re-
suited in a verdict in favor of the de-
PENDANTS; two In Rotetourt, which re-
suited in hung jurics; one in Botctourt
which resulted in IA verdict and juds-
ment for the plaintiff for about half
the amount sued for, and one in Roa-
nokc County, in which the plaintifr
took IL nonsuit and since has rein
stated the action
IL. NJ. Smith, Jr, Of Richmond, and
l.nn IF Il,
ell the plaintiffs throughout the trials
while benjamin Haden, of Botetourt.
aud Judge w. j. Henson and James y.
Woods. OF Roanoke, represented the
The times dispatch. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1903-1914, 1914-03-10
WANTED IN PHILADELPHIA
Young Mnn Arrested Hero Faces
lhnrgc Of t.rnnM La rcenx.

Frank V. King. twcnty-niue wears
old. was arrested this morning shortly
b"lore | O'Clock NY Det.ctiv" Sergcamts
Atkinson and Krengcl on the charge
81 being u fugitive from Justice in
Philadelphia. where he is said 10 lie
wanted on charge of grand larceny.
lie IS alleged to have stolen Il type
writer
King was found al his boarding
house. 92l East Marshall Street. lie
told the officers that he came 10 Rich
mond on Thursday, and had secured
employment with the Vacation and
Travel Company, Inc. with Offices in
the Travellers Building lie was locked
up ~ the First Police Station. and the
The times dispatch. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1903-1914, 1914-03-10
Against Compulsory vaccination.

The Chesterfield Board of Supervisors at
Its meeting yesterday refused to adopt n
resolution providing for compulsory vaccina-
ton I'm the county schools Mt tho expense
OF tho county. The resolution was support
cd By p NJ. Tyler, of Chester. division
superintendent OF Chesterfield. The measur.
session.
The times dispatch. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1903-1914, 1914-03-10
posed OF representatives from tho three

posed OF REPRESENTATIVES, from tho three
branches Tho officers are.
Mrs. w. w. Morton, president: Mrs. Kath-
leen Anderson. ice-president; Mrs. r. d.
Lipscomb secretary treasurer: Miss Mamie
Minor. head worker. The governing board
Is composed OF Mrs r. II. Lindsey. Mrs. sam
Cohen Mrs. NJ. G. Branch Mrs. Russell
Bowie Miss Elizabeth q. Cooke. Miss Nan
ME Minor. Mrs Kathleen Anderson, Mrs F.
ID. Lipscornb and Mrs. w. W. Morton
At tho regular meeting OF tho j. y. V a
II was decided to hold tho annual Tag Day
on April 3. Each OF the three organizations
will continue to raise Its Individual funds In
the Same manner heretofore
The times dispatch. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1903-1914, 1914-03-10
Chesterfield Cop Under Arrest.

Speciai OFFICER Gibbs. OF Swanshoro. was
arrested yesterday on warrant charging
MN with shooting Il revolver on tho streets.
The affair Is said TO have occurred on Sat
urday night us result OF wager The
bullet struck the pavement and penetrated
the ovcrcoat worn by Iinwood Holt. Officers
Cosby and Traylor made the arrest and
Gibbs Will be nrralEned before Magistrate
l.. w. Cheatham on Friday.
The times dispatch. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1903-1914, 1914-03-10

execution" In behalf OF Ulster ho
rejected the proposals. but said IL the
government would withdraw the six
year limit tic would call AN Ulster con-
vcntion for consideration Of the plan.
IN MS speech, the Premier reviewed
the hofn" rule controversy fully. He
pictured tn" difficulties Of the situation
and Intellectual attempts III tho past to
reach an agreement
The times dispatch. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1903-1914, 1914-03-10
Finds Negro In Home.

Street. yesterday reported to the no
lice that she entered her home and
found u starnge negro moving about
one OF the rooms. When he SAW
her he ran, and escaped through the
back door. Nothing was missing Mrs
Carlton furnished Il description OF the
intruder.
The times dispatch. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1903-1914, 1914-03-10
FORM NURSES SETTLEMENT

WOmcn'R Charitable ORGANIZATIONS Unite for
More Effective Work.
With tho idea OF accomplishing n more
enectivo work. the Instructive Visiting
Nursc .Ssociation. the Social Workers OF
Virginia, and the Girls Auxiliary of the
l. y. " \. have united together under tho
name OF tho Nurses Settlement Each OF
the organizations will continue to Ice known
by Its Individual name branch OF the
Nurses Settlement. tho AFFAIRS OF which viii
DO conducted by governing board, com
The times dispatch. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1903-1914, 1914-03-10

BldS Tor the construction OF u concrete
hridsc over iocoschot creek. ut Goodies
RridEe Road, were authorized yesterday b,.
The Chesterfield Board of Supervisors
The times dispatch. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1903-1914, 1914-03-10
Resuisition for Aldridrc

Governor stuart issued yesterday Il rcauis!
ton on Governor Hatfield, IL West Virginia
for tho surrender 10 Virginia Justice of Rob
crt Aldridgc. now under arrest in Welsh
w Va. VINO is wanted IN Roanoke Count
The times dispatch. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1903-1914, 1914-03-10
The Future
Years!

What will they bring,
Prosperity and perpetual
casc-or the oppositc:o
No one knows.
Be OH the safe side, and
prepare for the years when
YOU may be out of work, or
sick, or injured-and with.
no income. !
\ growing savings ac-
count will set your mind at
ease III regard to these ca.
lamities. +
Start saving Now!
3 Per Cent Interest on
savings, compounded semi.
annually.
The times dispatch. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1903-1914, 1914-03-10
writ of Error Granted,

Tho Court OF Appeals granted yestcrday
. writ oil error to Morris ~ TO- in it's appeal
from fine Of so imposed in the Corpora
ton Court Of Roanoke for a nisdeinca nor
The times dispatch. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1903-1914, 1914-03-10
ruIIInmn Porter !. E,,nkrup,

T.. u whitley. Pullman porter. nlcd :,
voluntary petition in bankruptcy yesterday
morning III the United States District Court.
Ills liabilities are all unsecured. ant reach
total Of 81. oct -
The times dispatch. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1903-1914, 1914-03-10

gina Amusement Concession Corpora
uou; No. -. Chesapeake and Ohio
hallway Company W. Parkcr's admin
iStrator.
The times dispatch. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1903-1914, 1914-03-10

Ellins Party Arrives To-Day
Davis Elkins. of West Virginia. will ar
rive mere from the South this morning with
party OF friends on the private car Fed
erai
Lincoln County leader. [volume] (Toledo, Lincoln County, Or.) 1893-1987, 1914-08-07
READING THE BIBLE THROUGH
Ono May Go Through Holy Book In
Sixty Hours at Ordinary Pulpit
Rate, Says Or. Morgan.

DR.. Campbell Morgan, lecturing re-
Gently at Sheffield, arrested his audi
ence by the statement that the whole
Bible may be read through at ord.-
nary pulpit rate in go hours, or in six
weeks. giving an hour and a half each
day"
In proof, Doctor Morgan told good
story. When staying in New York
bis host, the manager of the Manhat-
tan bank, challenged the doctors
statement.
Il asked him to try it, said DR..
Morgan. humorously adding, for It
would at least get my friend through
his Bible once"
Some time after the banker met
Doctor Morgan, and, referring to the
challenged statement, said: you
were wrong, you know"
How far was out?" asked the
doctor.
Twenty hours" said the manager,
for ! have read by Bible through
from end to end. and It took me ex-
actly 40 hours"
But" replied Doctor Morgan. Il
said at pulpit rate, not bank man
agers ratel"
Lincoln County leader. [volume] (Toledo, Lincoln County, Or.) 1893-1987, 1914-08-07
RESlNOl CLEARS
PiMPLY, BLOTCHY SKINS

Plmples and blackheads disappear,
red, rough, ugly compilations become
clean, clear, and velyety, and hair
health and beauty are promoted by
the regular use of resinol soap and an
occasional application of resinol olnt.
ment These soothing, healing prepa--
rations do their work easily, quickly
and at little cost, even when the most
expensive cosmetics and complicated
beauty treatments" fail.
Resinol soap and resinol ointment
heal eczema, letter, ringworm, psoria-
sis and other skin eruptions. stop itch
ing instantly. and are most valuable
for sunburn, insect bites, sores, burns,
boils, piles, etc. Sold by all druggists,
ADV.
Lincoln County leader. [volume] (Toledo, Lincoln County, Or.) 1893-1987, 1914-08-07
The First Country Theater.

The Agricultural College of Fargo,
N. d., has opened what is said to be
the first little country theater in the
United States. The performances are
to be given by students, former stu
dents and neighbors. Interesting, sig.
nificant, short plays, American and
European, are to be produced in this
little theater and the successful pieces
are to be taken ION the road" and
given in other towns and villages in
the state.
That this will promote neighborli.
ness, true community life, social inter.
course and wholesome recreation,
hardly needs emphasizing. Fargo may
be proud of its idea, its example.
There are few rural communities in
which little enterprise and coopera-
ton, with perhaps a little aid from
the extension department of the state
university, could not make life pleas.
anter and give it zest, variety and new
meaning.-Chicago Record.Herald.
Lincoln County leader. [volume] (Toledo, Lincoln County, Or.) 1893-1987, 1914-08-07

An accident had occurred. A stag
Ing had given away. and two carpen-
!ers working on 1t fell to the ground.
One was seriously injured; the other,
lnhurt. Immediately went to his as
sistance. The usual crowd quickly
gathered.
One woman asked in a loud voice:
Where is the other man that was
hurt?"
There he is. holding the injured
man." said a voice.
"oh, yes! See how his cheek Is
puffed outl"
The uniniured man turned his head
toward the excited woman and said:
Madam, for your information. that s
good chew OF obacco."-Judge.
Lincoln County leader. [volume] (Toledo, Lincoln County, Or.) 1893-1987, 1914-08-07
The Sensitive Fish.

Mrs. Jones. not having much conf.
ience in the abilities Of her servant,
went to market herself Approaching
he fish wife's stall, she asked the
price OF a large carp.
Sixty cents" was the reply.
The lady examined the fish and
exclaimed. Its not fresh"
Il tell you It Isl" replied the fish
wife.
But IT'S quite nabby!"
"oh, go on insulting it," replied the
fish wife bitterly. 1T can't answer
youl"
And with that kindness OF heart
which is natural to her. Mrs. Jones
bought the fish to make up for the
injury to its feelings.-Judge.
Lincoln County leader. [volume] (Toledo, Lincoln County, Or.) 1893-1987, 1914-08-07

He was painfully exact In his bear.
ing. even in the parting OF hair and
the arrangement OF his tie. and in the
way he disposed himself at a small
table in downtown restaurant. After
the waiter had taken his order. tho
manager came along. inqulring:
Have you been waited on?"
Il am being waited upon" replied
the precise man. with emphasis upon
being" and upon"
Luncheon ended. the manager ap.
peared again. asking cheerfully:
'Ts everything satisfactory. sir?"
Everything was satisfactory" an.
swered the patron.-New York Mail.