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The evening world., 1914-03-28
Hits From Sharp Wits.
A man thrown on his own resources
rarely lights In a soft place.

A man thrown on his own resources
rarely lights In a soft place.
Many man who In self sufficient
isn't ACKNOWLEDGEMENTS News.
The man who becomes addicted TO
blowing his own horn 10 easily DOR.
suaded that II Is music to the public
eur as well as to his own.-Knoxviilo
Journal and Tribune.
There are people who arc a. silent
as the tomb until they run across a
batch Of bad news.-Milwaukee SEN.
ttrel.
Habitual builders of air cattle.
rarely acquire any real estate.
II ever the time comes when ali
persons are AZ good as their parents
expect them to be when they are
babies, or tho obituary writer's say
they were after they are dead, that
will be the NEUTRALITY-SUSPICIOUS. Jour.
nal,
Some persons dance the tango,
while others work at it.-Philadelphia
Inquirer.
| A wise man adds little praise tc
pay for service well performed.-Al'
bany Journal.
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EE@AN you build monument to murdsra Why then me-
mortal TO the blowing up Of the Maine5"
II Guxon Borglum, the sculptor, were given supply
Of dynamite and wcckng deal with New Yors dad and
mssnnge stua he monumental eyesore Of Columbus Circle"
wouldn't be the only become dust the landscape
Mr. Borgum enthusiastic dynamer far much Of
national outofdoor sculpture concerned But he explains
The Sunday World Magazine tomorrow he has three four inter-
esting projects for filling some Of the gaps
He would build monument to Washington We have such
America he declares "There obek In the Dis
tct Of Columbia which goes by that Take its
might 60 memorial to Cleopatra He would build
ment to Lincoln that should be something than puedo
Greek temple with pillars there States in the Union
Also he would build monument to "A Century Disarmament"
e longest international boundary which two nations left
guarded" and which has no memorial whatever.
Besides being sculptor Mr. Borglum vigorous with
strong views the folly Of borrowing facads and rezes
Greece via Paris express great nation He hits his
without wasting his shots.
The evening world., 1914-03-28
THE CUCKOO BILL.

BILL passed both Assembly and Senate which makes it
~ misdemesnor advertising handbls circulars be-
the pages newspaper in such manner as to give
the reader the impression they part Of the paper itself If
the Governor the newsae who put unauthor
advertising into the papers they sell and who pro-
this sort Of publicity hcnceforth be punished
The Evening World the r Newspaper to uphold the rights
II IL legitimate advertiser by aggressive campaign against the
INSCRIPTIONS steal advertising It went cunning for these
Cuckoos egs other folks nests until the public was thor
oushly informed their ways
Advertiser who pay for publicity have right to protection
against deadhesd advertisements Newspapers have right to pro-
lection against spurious limitations Of their sheets The man
Who buys Newspaper has right to protection against fraud
Gynn should promptly Sign the BILL Teach these nea-
birds that unless they ong their progeny others they
will be Gagged and exhibited as warnings.
The evening world., 1914-03-28
WOULDN'T BUY FOOD AT COST.

VVHE failure Of Chcago $4,000 municipal store which aimed
poor and unemployed at COST seems to have
= been due 20
~ the socysrds district out Of the paths Of traffic
delivered Therefore failed to offer the first induce
expected days everybody high and low who lives in
the city-convenience
@ By investigating ito customers and insisting that they must
property and must b unemployed fastened the Charity
stigma upon people who to trade with it.
No this sort succeed that fails to consider the
ssespect s patrons whoever they The often
sensitive furnish proof Of his poverty the rich
man when required that he solvent Nor do tempt
poor trade your shop BY keeping out the wctodo
New York has few experiments with cooperative markets
cut down the cost Of living that grief
for This has about made M mind
that the only New Yorker marketing and
build the market at the most expensive Broadway
opposite Waldorf and make every customer feel that the last thing
that brings him there 10 thrift
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with II the life OF
o man whom she
thought was her
o n Q m y. T h .
woman. q Cab
n ct Minister'S
wife. sowed the
seeds of malice
and must Of ne
ceRAty now reap
tho Dead Sea
fruit Of revenge.
For no matter
w-,A AA A.
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payment Of a
pension Of SIS .
month to each
dependent widow
with a child I'M
der fourteen years
OF age"
'Orga n l q d
charity Is respon-
sible." replied the
] a u n dry man.
agents of Or
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Smiling for a Living.

matches his mperfcons in the matters of and quantity
laughed the Philosopher lightly
woman simply SMILES living!
dnner-whout
grouchs roll
a
her with
ALL added
his
looked
who smiling the
WON'T
heart" Bachelor your
hotel don't like m
Exactly" agreed the Phiosophee
simply problem addition
adding his faults and his
conn you keep him"
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. a Hustle Tor the Odd Trick. {
SGT OOkS as though our old friend
l. Champ Clark. Speaker OF the

SH oohS as though our old friend
Champ Clark. Speaker OF the
House. had gone of the
Democratic Reservation" remarked
the head polisher.
Ever since that hot June day down
In baltimore when William Jenninr.
Bryan took running jump onto
Clark's boom and squashed It, Chamn
has been about as cordial toward Tho
Administration as an /. w. w. ari-
tator Is toward a job of hard work"
said the laundry man. And now the
time has como to play politics,
THE next national election n onlv
two years and half away. ME-.
Clark realizes that II he wants 10
inquire therein as a candidate he must
have an issue. The issue IL at hand
and he has embraced 1t. From now
on 1t will be a case of politics. with
Wilson against the field. The anti.
administration Democrats hava
learned that the President Ia a skiii.
fui player at the game. They are
trying to head him off before he takes
all the tricks" '~S
The evening world., 1914-03-28

Z Co the New York Evenin4 worid,
THE reason organized charity on
posed the bill granting State relief
to widowed mothers was because
the bill made no provision for In
vestigating said widows with tha
machinery Of organized charity. The
promoters of the bill went on ths
superstition that the proper thing to
do Is help dependent widows. or.
lators that dependent widows shnuiA
be sifted through the oreanization
screen and that Is why the widov,s
will have to wait another wear a.
least for aid that the state could
we'll afford to give Them"
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ne Struggled "Unde.lrsbIss."
SGT SEE" said tho head polish,

IS SEE said the head poiisher,
that the Government barred
Mrs, Morses collection of ants
on the ground that foreign insects
cannot be brought into this country"
Nevertheless" said the laundry
man. many of the aliens landing on
our shores do import foreign insects
by the simple eXpedient Of woarins
emf"
The evening world., 1914-03-28
Weeks Wash
Bv Martin Green

OO,1isht. 1914. by The Press Pubhshin
ct WONDER" Queried the head
polisher. why the Assembly
killed the bill appropriating
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T e Spirit Of
"Cetting Even +"
BIZ Sophie Irene Loeb.

Copynght, 1914. by The Preas l'ublishinH Co.
THE New York Evening Worldly
nEFORE US Is the recent case of
D . woman in France who took
the law into her own hands, and
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Governments may bunds. lawmakers may wransle. but
they canr deadlock the blessed Spring!
The evening world., 1914-03-28

Tannenbaum declares he 10 not citisen Of the United
States No regrets hereAbouts
The evening world., 1914-03-28

HETHER II was tho shock
I experienced the night Of
the burglary or from some
other cause, I was suddenly
The evening world., 1914-01-08
M|SS|SS|PRANS EAGER
TO HAVE WILSON SPEND
MORE TINE WITH Them
They Have Seen Little of the
President During His
Vacation Stay.

PASS CHRISTIAN. Miss. Jan. S.
Two delegations OF Mississippi
asked President Wilson to-day TO
change the programme for his return
to Washington. The FIRST. made up Of
members OF the Mississippi Leglsla-
ture, requested him to delay his return
next Sunday night and to address the
Legislative body. The President said
he could not go
The other delegation. representing
Mississippi Valley river Improvement
organizations. asked the President to
change his route home so as to make
part OF the journey by rail along the
Mississippi. They explained that they
wanted the President to view food raw
ages and to aid them In their hight to
have Col. Goethals and tho Panama
Canal constructors assigned to map
out a scheme Of flood prevention. It
was suggested that the President 70
to Louisville and then homo by way of
Cincinnati.
The evening world., 1914-01-08
BURGLAR LEFT PHOTO
: OF HIMSELF IN HOUSE
If You Want Real Definition oil
Word Boob" Read This
Story.

Foolishly carrying q photograph OF
himself when making an unlimited call
at another persons home. and care.
'lessly dropping dt there. proved the un-
doing Of John Mcfarland. twenty lone
years old. Of No. 1913 Livingston street.
Brooklyn. who was arrested last night
by Policeman Shellard and Detective
John J. Sullivan. With him was Will.
lam Cleary. twenty-five years old. Of
No. II Cheever Place. Brooklyn. who
was also arrested.
The apartment Of James w. Walsh.
No. 81 Myrtle avenue. was entered on
Dec. Is and $500 worth Of antiques
stolen. Walsh found a photograph of
. young man on the floor and turned
II over to the police. When arrested
each was carrying a suitcase.
Opening McFarlAnd's suitcase. a
quantity OF Jewels. silverware and wo-
mems clothing was found. 1t fitted
the description given by Mrs. Marie
Crowell OF No. %ss Greene avenue of
articles stolen from her apartment yes
to-day.
To-day Mcfarland and Cleary were
arraiEned before Magistrate VOORHEES,
In the Adams Street court charged with
both thefts They pleaded guilty. but
were held Tor further examination.
The evening world., 1914-01-08
HEAD AND NOSTR|lS
STUFFED FROM COLD
"Pape's Cold Compound
Ends q cold or grippe in
O few hours.

Your cold will break and oil grippe
misery, end after taking. q dose Of
"Pape's Cold Compound" every two
hours until three doses are taken.
1t promptly opens clogged.up nos
trils and dir passages in the head. stops
nasty discharge Or nose running, re.
lieves sick headache. dullness. fsverish.
ness. sore throat. saeesins. soreness and
stiffness.
Don't stay stuiisd-upi Quit blowing
and snufilingi Ease your thsobbing
head-nothing else In the world gives
such prompt relief o. "Pape's Cold Com
pound" which costs only - cents ct any
drug store. II acts without assistance,
tastes nice. and causes no Inconvenience.
Accept NO substitute.
The evening world., 1914-01-08
Ex.C0NGRESSMAN
MUST serve JAIL TERM
Contempt Sentence Imposed by
Justice Blanchard Is Upheld
by Justice Van Siclen.

Justice Van Stolen. sitting In the
Brooklyn Supreme Court. to-day vacated
the writ OF cert,orari recently obtained
by lawyers Of ex-Congressman eight
ing Harry" Hamburg. which acted as a
stay OF execution against his being sent
TO Raymond street Jail for contempt OF
court. Hamburg must now serve the
term OF twenty days and pay the fine
Of $50 imposed upon him by Justice
benedict some time ago.
Hanbury's contempt consisted In his
refusal to answer questions put to him
In the case Of the Sage Foundation
against the estate OF Patrick II. Flynn,
the late contractor and politician. The
Sage Foundation holds . Judgment for
$4,000 against tho Flynn estate. Han.
bury was n witness In tho proceedings.
which were held with . view to ascer.
taininE what had become Of Hymns
large fortune.
In vacatins the writ Justice Van Sic.
len announced that Hanbury's only
procedure now. to escape serving his
prison sentence. would b an appeal.
The evening world., 1914-01-08
SAYS PICkPOCkETS NAVE
SET WORKING ROUTES"
-Four With Long Prison Record:
Picked Up Near Grand
Central Station.

That something more drastic than
workhouse sentences and fines IL re-
CURED to deter street car pickpockets
was made plain to-day by the arraign-
mcnt In Yorkville Cour, by Detectives
Cassassa. Murphy and Griffin OF four
men who are said to toll at picking
pockets AZ .ndustriously and persistent
ly as any Woodworking. ambitious me-
chanir. The men are Lewis Rubkuf.
Charles Bloom. Harry Greerberg and
Charles Lewis. and they were arrested
between and S o'clock this morning on
street cars near the Grand Central sta
ton.
Rubkus has been arrested thirteen
times for picking pockets since he was
released from the Juvenile Asylum In
1899. He has served Ave terms In the
workhouso. Bloom has been arrested
twelve times and has served seven
workhouse terms. Lewis has been ar
rested fifteen times and has been in
the workhouss eight times. while
Greenburg mas eight arrests and hve
workhouse terms on his record.
There follows" said Detective Cas-
sassa. go out In tho early morning and
work the street cars away from the
railroad stations. Later on they work
the rush hour crowds In the subways
and during the day they work crosstown
cars. In the evenings they work the
rush hour crowds again"
The prisoners were held as vasrants.
Under the new rule Of Police Commits
sioner Mckay II Ii planned to send
such persistent offenders to PRISON for
long terms under the habitual Grim
inals' act.
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new HAVEN AGREEMENT
STILL UNDER DISCUSSION
Steamship and Trolley Lines Cues
tons Trouble Government and
Railroad Officials.

WASHINGTON. Jan. s.-Conferences
between Chairman Elliott Of the New
road. and officials OF the Department OF
Justice were continued to-day In An
effort to reach an agreement for the re-
orEa nlxation Of the New Haven. Mr.
Elliott. before he entered the conference
would not predict when . settlement
might b reached. Were ready" hs
said.
The points that are troubling depart.
ment of!icials were understood to-day "a
involve the separation Of the New Haven
from the Fall River Line Of steamships
and the disposition Of the interstate and
Interstate trolley lines In New England
controlled BY the railroad.
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IMMIGRANTS TACKLE
DETECTIVE WHEN THEY
HEAR CRY OF THIEF
Sleuth Was Badly Pummelled
Before He Got Pickpocket
and One With Him.

Herman Sinner. known 40 1.-THE
Sinner" and described by the police az
the Prince OF Pickpockets," was ming.
ling this morning with a number OF Ita,-
ian Immigrants at the Chatham Square
station OF the IL when Detective Nor.
iissey spotted him. While the inmi-
grants crowded about him Morrissey
reached In among them and yanked out
THE. Shine and Herman Cohen. who
was with him.
Sinner Immediately set up a yell that
that he was being robbed and gave bat.
tie. The immigrants. unable to speak
English, didn't know what the row was
about. but In some way they caught the
word THE and pitched into the detec-
tive. Morrissey Is small but tough. He
waded into them oil. but was getting
much more than his share of pummslling
when Detective Gorevan and two uni
formed policemen arrived. summoned by
the whistle Of the ticket seller. They
made short work OF the night Morris
sey's hat was crushed. his clothing torn
and his face and body covered with
bruises. But he had his man.
Cohen declared that his arrest was a
mistake. He was not with Sinner. he
said. He said that he was thirty years
old. n butcher. living at No. 1876 Yer
non avenue. Sinner 10 thirty-two years
old, a waiter. and lives at No. go
Broome street. Since 1901 he has been
arrested twenty-eight times. but has es-
capped with four short terms In the
worNhouse and six fines. The police
say that he Is a "nxer" of cases, not
only for himself hut for other pick
pockets Of the lower east side. Both
men were charged with dlsorderiy con-
duct.
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ovss His Life TO
This Lung Remedy

IN ~ ssassss . continued cough o. Geld.
- ofe % esastsnt danger Of easily con
n1o1n6 sssssss Lssg Troubles. The cough
~ Whtsh l@ss BET Yield TO ordinary
|1otnset shssaa - warning 70 ysu. and
DkSve msasusss should b taken -
- - pessabss. u many cases Eekman's
IT, 13ve. . remedy sOr Throat sad Luna
Psonoiss. hes brought psrmsnsnt recovery.
H. Cathsrias Ave. and Ascot -Piscc,
/ snsss,sm.n, Is. .yssf isoa j was
Ics ., S% r ns,: F ssaI.,. r ;s.
~ ,EK1 r s::isS. ~: .:s; !:
| = 80 stiil Kept up ] xsysd thsrs foi
- ~ sse ss:s IL. xSnt e f Az. n e:
~ E{nssi:s' A .:l az .'' q me ::' s:a;
~ y mn nearly tive. year, .tacs
~ J would hSvs been buried long sso
~ not been Tor Eckmsn's Aiisra
JOSEPH J. rRoEscHER.
GAnove abbreviated; more on request,
|1.es's. Ai.ss:iiySs has bee: proves b,
10 4Sloaf ana gans asseiions. Bros,
tssSchial A:ihma. eisbbors coid'
- vAeuiidln9 the systsni, contsin'
SS:: f, PP r; tS:s:;
~ u ;:sa,d:.: ~ ~
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SPEAKER Sweet WILLING
TO Have H|NMAN FLOOR
LEADER IN ASSEMBLY
But Albany Man Not Sure He
Win Accept Appointment
if Offered Him.

ALBANY. Jan. s.-Harold J. Human
Of Albany can have the Republican
Moor leadership OF the Assembly as far
A. Speaker Sweet ~ concerned. Tho
Speaker said to-day ne had talked tho
matter over with Human informally.
and that the latter did not know
whether he would accept the appoint
ment II II were rendered him. Tire
two expect to meet again later in tho
day, when some satisfactory agree
ment probably will be reached.
~ am satisfied" said Sweet. that
Human and ! are going to work to-
gether In harmony with n view to max
Ing the administration Of the Assem-
bly, a success"
The new Speaker said he had not de-
sided upon any committee assignments
nor upon any basis of representation on
them by the two minority parties. The
Democratic and Progressive parties. ht
said. would be recognised In proportion
to their party membership and the sen.
iority and legislative experience OF thsil
members. lie proposes to grant. 30 faI
A. possible. the requests Of the leaders
| OF the minority parties for committed
| assignments for their constituents.
Although former Gov. Sulxcr described
himself a Progressive Democrat in the
/ legislative directory. and thus Is moi
The evening world., 1914-01-08
CLOSE CALL FOR AVIATOR,
Gilbert, CArrylAG Lead - sand
Escapes n Drop 70 Reef IN Paris.

Escapes n Drop 70 Reef IN Paris.
PARIS. Jan. s.-Eusene Gilbert the
French aviator. narrowly escaped death
while dying over Paris to-day. vixen he
descended on . roof. through which his
asrOpisns broke and was wrecked. Gil
bert was making . trial trip in b new
rmy monoplne carrying q heavy load Of
sand With which he had assembled from
the aerodroms at Issy.ies. H ouiinsaux.
He had nown to Paris. whore no circled
the Einel Tower ~ q height OF 1000
feet. He thon shut of his motor In
preparation for . glide to the earth.
The asroplans descended 30 rapidly
that .the aviator found he would be I'M
able to avoid the buildings and. a. he
could not restart his motor. he picked
out the most promising landing place.
the roof Of . tile factory In the South
western suburb Of Grenelle. The aviator
escaped injury.
The evening world., 1914-01-08
Returns Incems-Tax Checks.

WASHINGTON. Jan. s-col. Gordon.
the serEeant-at-Arms OF the House. has
returned forty checks to members who
were In a hurry to pay their income ts1.
Col. Gordon said that ne would not col.
lect the tax until the members shall
have earned 5000 or 1900 depending
on whether they are single or msrried)
since the law became operative
The evening world., 1914-01-08
pM.zER DAkxED IN
|lSEzSsEASAYAOVE.

] A&0A3gY. Jan. o.-wi,iiam suissr
ouD1 - hls Asst cav ~ member Of
AGDonbey frea ne oixth District Of
MAMMALIAN ~ sttsaAias . tve-dsllas
49, Olvss h ~ honor at the Ten
~ uessi last aisht ana maietns .
ooosA n Which hs several tinss 70
0otse1 fselinsiy 70 'vAs people aud
11ee1 msntssn Of 'Tammany Desa
1opBVAv.
! ~ baneust was pescsdsa BY . ssss.
49, NJ. oulsss Addressing crowd Of
6oous - from the stsps Of the hotsi
~ baaa had played 'onward. Chris
~ Ool1iers'' aaa Here Comes NJ
otolv Now"
/ Aheat - psrsoos shook hands win
~ ouls9 Aurlng IN informal reception
&G1oep he banquet There vas not {
611ooe q the Legislature. . STAT
mslG q state smpIoyss ameng thu
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bARNESYETbOSS
| MASSEMbLYBUT
|EAlL0WS REFORMS
Rnlss Changed to Suit Pro-
gressives Except as TO
T. Naming Committees.


ALBANY. Jan. S-whiie there seems
0o0o eoubt the organization" 10 to
1salnats the tower house. and tina.
r0os1' Barnes vii lhsve as many friends
thsrs ~ at any time his party has
Nm In control there are Indications
tns' ne 10 10 MAKE some con-
sessons TO public opinion and discard
49, 81 the more arbitrary rules.
~ session II expected to be a short
- AID devoted to business" with pro-
oBouoive tendencies dominating at the
o1ne& Albany IeRisiators of ali parties
- Alspo,ed 10 this and. Bs.ness
~. vot.1 ,o, nr.c,Ic.,,v ali IN. r.,orm
~ a. The A.s.ma,v wh,ch vii, NAV.
~ ~ unIou. IN The hls,orv Of The
- Yerk Leslsl. turs n carried out
N ~ e.iv one ruls ala rcsc,lonsrv .en,,.
80 bsik. This was the one taking
- the control Of the Speaker tho an
kolptwsut Of committees. Incidentally
n ~ the most important reform pro.
800. IA would, Il accomplished, have
o1nafk An a complete. revolution In
lpl@ Iys procedure. such q concsssion
,.i" sVa 70 s Ola r" ana 1 !, x .ss
kSes6 SSwa BY majority Of %, q result
~ - MOI disoIes sins 10 machine
SuSsri0s1 Democrats either.
kssa.r.A~> suou, s,ous ~,
Ee"ow e'~"s" W Ne
PoWM, TOO.
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Of wied hesitetes to accept the throne
OF Albania and II IL believed in well
Informed circles that he will finally re-
fuse IL.
The evening world., 1914-01-08
OFFICIALS
ND EVENING WORLD
TELEPHONE fight


- IsaA. svesy assistance besides pay.
~ - ne eilis, "a tie end.
f4Aase ere three specific poiats Of re-
~ ooVos1 which the rate revision will
- - y not certain that these can
! y = PsA in full. but semssAins very
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MAY Refuse Albanian Throne.
VIENNA, Austria. Jan. S.--The All
ZeitunE to-day says the Prince
The evening world., 1914-01-08

near Ii in sight These three reiiefs are
~ follows:
ASehtien Of toll charges for nee.
cages between bofoughs within
new TORT City limits.
Apsrtasat house jewellers TO pay
avs csats instead Of ten cents for
telephone calls.
Telephone service for Subscribers
on . dvs-csnt maximum basis
through out the city.
II these reforps can be brought
about through the great engineering
task now undertaken and rates Hxed on
q fair basis alike TO the public and Just
to the company. New York will lead the
world In model rates as IL leads the
world to-day Ia the quality and high
eflic!ency Of Its Telephone service,