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The Detroit times., 1914-03-17

she persuades a rich Nchum to imper
senate him and keeps up the decep'
ton, which arrangement gives rise to
. number Of amusing complications.
OF course. 1t IN opportune moment,
Il In discovered that the conditions
Of the will are illegal, and everything
and the Sunshine Girl
0ARRick.
Tabloid plays. direct. definite, wheth.
Or the subject matter. be tragedy. 70.
nance, comedy or farce. admirably
acted and presented with the very last
touch Of artistic realism, are the Of
fering OF Holbrook- Blinn and his as
sociate players from the Princess thea.
ter, New York, In the Garrick theater
whore ON Monday evening, the open
ing Of the weeks engagement, q fine
audience enthusiastically evidenced
appreciation Of the art and artists
placed before It.
The plays presented were hve In
number. each absolutely different from
any of the others: "Hari Kari" the
story Of an American girls vengeance
upon her japanese lover; Fancy
Free" . satirical sxit concerning q
husband and wife, their respective az
finities and the meeting OF the four
In the same hotel on q little clipping
excursion, written with delicious hu
NOR and facility by Stanley Houghton
whose recent death means q tremen
dous loss to the stage; Fear" from
the French Of H. r. Lenormand and
Jean d'Agusan. gripping, intense
tragic episode Of the life OF white men
In the service OF Great Britain In In
dia during plague epidemic; The
Fountain" an exquisite idyll written
by c. M. s. Mcclellan, In which poetic
and delicate fancy IL revealed: III
Can Be Done" by Lawrence Rising. a.
amusing incident Of the wiles used by
an expert confidence woman upon
q sophisticated New Yorker to relieve
him Of his "wad," as the two whirl
through the night between Rochester
and Buffalo on the rear end Of Q Pull
man coach.
Mr.. Blinn's associate players are:
Emile Polini. Ruth Benson. Jean Muir.
dock. May Buckley, Harry Mestayer.
Vaughan Trevor, Lewis Edgard. VIII
liam j. O'Neil. Langdon 0illet, and
Charles Mather.
Each of the little plays, the longest
In point of time required for enact
ment being "Fear," are produced with
every regard for perfection In the set
ting. Hart Kari shows q small sit
ting room furnished In Japanese style,
In the Washington, d. c., home OF the
American girl who IL the central figure
In the playlet: Fancy Free" Offers
typical hotel parlor of . seaside hos
telry: Fear" gives thoroughly the
atmosphere of the arid heat. the fear.
ful loneliness. the sickening horror OF
the little bungalow In the plague-in.
fected district OF the desert: THE
Fountain" depicts . bit Of woodland
park BY moonlight, the waters Of the
fountain ripping pleasantly on the
ear and the marble loveliness Of the
sculptured hgure bending over the
softly dripping water cleaning In the
moonbeams, the whole presenting IN
The Detroit times., 1914-03-17

EMPLR.

Smiling. romping. laugh-provokins
Clara Morton, formerly Of the -Four
Mortons, Detroit's well-known enter.
tainers. Il the hit Of the Temple bill
this week In her sketch entitled Find.
ing the Family"
The Detroit times., 1914-03-17

Clara y supposed 10 have Let ~
other three members Of the uogtoo
family and she has Frank Sheen, ~
|personating Sherlock Holmes, trying
to md them. The discovery Of The
remainder Of the Mortous dos not N
terest the crowd nearly 20 much a.
the saucy pertness Of Miss Clara he's
self. and she would have scored Z
sure-enough hit even II the audience
didn't know who her folks are. Nov
drew q great hand. and It was. alto
gether. q rousing tribute 70 the pOpu-
larfty OF the Mortons.
Bert Brroll. billed as .The Julian
Eltinge Of London does some clever
work as female impersonator. He
appears as very winsome miss. and
Is really good singer. He was en-
cored again and again.
Homer Mills, as the tanitor. In .
sketch called ION the Edge Of
Things" In which the scene II laid
on top of New York apartment
house. scored decided hit. although
his supporting company u rather
weak. The subject matter OF the
sketch h quite strong. and Mills him.
self more than makes up for the do.
fects OF the rest. OF his company.
''The Three Bohemians," are
"classy" dispensers of ragtime and
were well received.
Katie Sandwina. 1.-THE Athletic Ven,
u.s." more than lived up 70 her bill
ing In both strength and figure. She
docs some stunts which require more
muscle than the average man poe
sesses
George Mckay put the life into the
sketch ION Broadway" His Jokes are
the very latest and he puts 'em
across well. He was assisted BY
Ottie Ardine, q clever little dancer.
Fred and Minta Brad. the former
the most loose-joined man yet discov
cred. were roundiy applauded In their
tumbling and oontortfon act.
Derkins dog and monkey act exhi
hits some wonderfully trained AMI
mails and 10 original In its setting. de
plotting Dogville. . city In which the
dogs and the funniest little MONKEY
IN the world. are tho sole residents.
Good pictures close the bill.
MILES.
The Miles has several acts thll
week that would be big features d
m ordinary program. The Hendrix
Belle rsle company gives music and
dancing slxit called THE Schoolmas
ter" full Of broad comedy that keep
tina house In . roar. There are sever
people In the cast, and they sing d,
songs.
IN the same category is aladdin,
Lamp" produced by . company d
eight. with Dixie Harris and Billy
6hean - the principal performers
Miss Harris has . laugh way AZ
above the scale. which she uses fre
quently: and Shean. as . dark
NANNY who 70 skeered Of ghosts hal
q terrible time with the slaves OF thS
lamp. There are four scenes and 81,
ecngs.
Leon Wa Dele II backbone might
say bare back. His voice hasn't I'm
proved. but he has the same simpel
The Detroit times., 1914-03-17

CHICAGO No Ryonn1nG1
kisses win ct b. the Gn1 -
|of movie censoru. TAov e.
exchange OF smAcke n =
aim picture cut e : 'el1a I;
The Detroit times., 1914-03-17
IN LOCAL PLAYHOUSES

q distinct vein OF comedy runs through
the production.
The members Of the company are
well cast In their various roles. and
each gives a creditable performance.
Miss Barney shows herself In . new
guise and strengthens her position
with Detroit theater patrons mate
rally. Thurston Hall gives one Of
the best of his performances, and
presents one of the lovers In the
smoothest OF manners. Miss Julia
Hanchett, 40 q colored maid secures
q number Of hands for clever bur-
lesQue. and Arthur Mathews presents
cleverly-dyawn trainer. Donald
Gregory gives an asinine Englishman
with q good deal of humor. and Har-
die Meakin acts the stable boy clev.
erly. Other characters are presented
faithfully by Edmund Roberts. Harry
Husuenot. Gerome Edwards and
Charles Carver.
The Detroit times., 1914-03-17

CHICACO--Ths polloo M
asked 70 look tor Matht4G IN
Hammond, Ind, who otogt
caeo with nix frlea1o 60
when cabled that 40 NJ
$1,000. 900. ~ n X & " q ss II
The Detroit times., 1914-03-17
pEIRoIT OPERA HOUSE.

Music that II real music, not synco.
phated noise. comedy that 10 clever
and wholesome. dancing infinitely
graceful. without the slightest flavor
OF suggestion. chorus which can
sing and whose members are modest.
ly gowned--all these things are to be
found In "The Sunshine GIRL" q new
musical comedy by Paul A. Rubens
and Cecil Raleigh, assisted by Arthur
Wimperis, In the Detroit opera house
this week.
But outshining all the other unique
and meritorious features which won
for the piece an enthusiastic recep-
Clinch Valley news. [volume] (Jeffersonville, Va.) 18??-2019, 1914-12-18
The Christmas Picture.

And they came and found
Mary and Joseph and the Babe Lulse
ii, l6).
So simple was the real Christmas
story ms recorded by the angel Of his
tory. | should like to have heard the
innkeepcr, whose discourtosy and
hcartlessncss have been assumed
rather than proved, tell just what did
happen on that first Christmas eve.
IL is possible to frame likeness so
gorgcously ms To divert attention
from the face itself. An accompani-
mcnt may be so brilliant as to drown
the sweetness of ag rcat solo. Not tho
Song in the air" nor yet the "star
in thcs KY" but rather
mothers deep prayer
And n baby's low cry
make the real Christmas story. God
did divincr thing for men when no
sent redemption by the travail and
arms of Mary than if he had reversed
the motion of the planets.
BY the way of Christmas lesson.
then, let us remind ourselves Of the
simple, human ways in which God
comes to earth. To Bethlehem he
came ms baby, to Nazareth as lad,
to Jerusalem as teacher and friend.
As he came to those cities Of old, SO
he is always coming. / do not forget,
of course, that he comes also in sun
sets and fields, in storms and earth.
quakes.
Earth's crammcd with heaven
And every common bush ailamc with
God.
But the supreme advent is always by
man. The real gospel ism OF u Cos
pei of beauty, but thcg ospel Of n per-
son. Perhaps if We had spent more
time by the Christmas manager We
might have sooner ceased expecting
salvation to drop from the skies. God
comes most and best by men and wo-
men.
Appeal has recently been made OH
behalf Of the overworked employees
Of store and office, suggesting that
Christmas purchases be made earlier
than usual. In other words, it is sug-
gested that while VIC are planning
for n joyous Christmas Of our own
veg i've others chance to have one.
That is precisely the point. The
Christmas message must be trans
lated by us in terms Of consideration
for others. Christmas joy must be
borne to the homes Of humber folk,
not by angels, but by human hands
and feet.
Clinch Valley news. [volume] (Jeffersonville, Va.) 18??-2019, 1914-12-18
CEDAR BLUFF.

Cedar Bluff, Va, Dec. t5.A-School
will dismiss Dec. % for the Christmas
holidays and will reopen Jan! 4th.
Cedar Bluff has u good school ami we
believe 1T the best in the history of
the town. The members of the facul-
ty expect to spend vacation at their
respective homes.
The bazaar and oyster supper given
en- Friday by the Missionary Society
OF the NJ. Il. church WAS quite a sue
cess. The display of fancy work was
beautiful and the pieces sold rapidly
Mr.. and Mrs. Chap Pecry spent the
Gay in Tazewell Thursday.
Mr.. and Mrs. James Keyser. who
have so successfully managed the Blue
Sulphur Inn for the last two years,
will be succeeded on the first of Jan
uary by Mr.. and Mrs. Logan, of Blue
field, w. Va. The many friends of
Mr.. and Mrs. Register will be glad to
Know that they expect to remain in
Cedar Bluff.
The Woman's Missionary Society
Iaet last Thursday afternoon with
Mrs. Mcclure, of Indian. The meet
ing was we'll attended and delightful
refreshments were served.
Mr.. and Mrs. j. w. Fugate, OF
North Carolina are expected the lat
ter par; of the week to spend the
lulctide with Mrs. Mcclure, of In
dian.
Mr.. j. w. Whit, who has been the
guest at the B,ue Sulphur Inn for the
past month, returned to his home ut
Matewan, w. Va, this week.
The N. & w. Railroad Company is
having n new bridge constructed over
. oh -.
.ow Cedar Bluff. The bridge force eX.
pect to have it completed by Chris.
mas. New bridges are being con-
structod a.ong the Clinch Valley on
account of using heavier engines.
Miss Lucy Williams, of Wythevillc,
is expected to arrive the latter part
of the week to be the guest of Miss
Sadie Mcclure.
Miss Lucille Mccall spent the week.
enc at Raven with Mrs. Geo. Mccall.
MIR. and Mrs. Will Grinstead, Mr..
Beverly Wingo, Mrs. Chas. Hurt and
daughter, Mayo, were among those
who went to Tuzcw,ll Monday.
DR.. q. l.. Zimmerman, of Pounding
Mill, was II bushes visitor here this
week.
Mr.. r. j. Hurt spent Monday in
TaZewell
The Methodist Sunday school tx pre-
pa ing to have Christmas crtertuin-
ment on Christmas Eve
Miss Bess Huey, the music teacher,
will leave the first of next week to
spend the holidays with her parents
mt Ravenswood, w. Va.
Miss Pearl Mcclure spent the week
end in Bluelield.
Mr.. I. S. Gillespie, DR.. Bundy and
Fred Repass were in Tazcwcll Mon
day.
Clinch Valley news. [volume] (Jeffersonville, Va.) 18??-2019, 1914-12-18
Christmas and the Children.

Once year at least we are all chill
dren together. Imagine, if you can,
aw orld from which childhood should
be absent. If in any star amon;
those sweeping planets over our
heads there is one wholly inhabited
by grownup folk that must be a quiet
and grave place, place to shun, a
place of lonesome dignity, robbed Of
motive and of charm.
Our homes exist for the children.
They afford us our best reason fo.'
the incessant toll, which is less a
curse to the race than a blessing.
Their, insistent claims on our care
cannot be put aside. Their joyful ir-
responsibility is in contrast to our
continual sense of obligation. Like
tbeb irds and the flowers, they bring
song and bloom into our lives, and
their dependenceo n us is as simple,
their faith as sincere, as ours ought
to be on the great All Father.
When Christmas comes their little
cups are full to the brim. Such small
things please them, too-the doll, the
train of cars, the toy elephant, the
picture book. When we do not spoil
them by defrauding them of thei.
share in the giving as we'll as in the
receiving, how much pleasure they
take in choosing their presents:
what wonderful ideas they have of
the possibilities of ad ollar; how they
select the biggest and most beautiful
things without thought of the cost!
Money is nothing 10 child. He has
not yet entered upon that sordi |
phase. of being when expense OBJ
trudes itself like genie of evil in
the garden of roses. A child's heart
is as large as heaven. A child's love
is as wide as a child's life. AT Christ.
mas we all dwell for little while
under the beautiful scepter of the
Child in the Midst.-Margret E.
Sangster.
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CHRISTMAS GRATITUDE.

DO we think enough about saying
"Thank you" at Christmas? We
hurry and rush through the busy
days before Christmas, and then
when Christmas actually comes we
put off the mood of giving and si5
down intent upon The elimination IF
our effort, which is reached when we
receive. We take what comcs-some-
times eagerly, sometimes with IL dis
appointed shrug-but we take what
comes, do we not and are we always
prompt to give our thanks? A certain
benevolent lady said last year, al gave
thirty-eight presents this Christmas
and received only nine letters Of
thanks" This seemed dreadful be-
You'd words. "And what of the 9th
ers?" / hnstened to ask. "Some of
them thanked me when we next met"
she said carelessly, "and some of
them never thanked me at all. You
know" she added after pause, zone
of the hardest things to do is to give
thanks graciously. Some people can
never do it. II is the distinct marx
of high breeding. | don't suppose
any one but n king or princess has
really the perfect art of saying
Thank YOU" 1t is mark of good
breeding to be prompt and gracious in
giving thanks. Even if the gift is "a
pincushion and you already have 90
others, say "Thank you" sweetly, af-
fectionately and in the spirit of
Christmas. Do not let twenty-four
hours pass by without taking sufli-
cient time to write an appreciative,
affectionatc little note to every one
who has Remembered you at Christ
mas time. Though this may be looked
upon as duty TO others, it is far
more than that; it is duty to your
self, a very real duty, for to be dis
courteous is TO be selfish, and to be
selfish is to be outside of many Of
life's keenest joys. AS matter of
self, training, if for no other reason.
say "Thank you" as quickly and at
tractively and sincerely as you can.
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Children Cry
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lsM
RNGHI1.
1914

/ eOoie -, 1914
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Beware of Ointments for
Catarrh that Contain Mercury

as mercury will surely destroy the sense
of smell and completely derange the
whole system when entering it through
the mucous surfaces. Such articles should
never be used except on prescriptions
from reputable physicians, as the damage
they will do is ten fold to the good you
can possibly derive from them. Halls
Catarrh Cure. manufactured by f.. J.
Cheney &c Co., Toledo, o., contains no
mercury, and is taken internally. acting
directly upon the blood and mucous sur
faces of the system. IN buying Halls
Catarrh Cure be sure you get the genu-
Inc. 1t Is taken internally and made in
Toledo, Ohio. by f. ]. Cheney & Co. Tes-
timonials free.
Sold by Druggists. Price 75c per bottle.
Take Halls Family Pills for constipation.
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Why They Recommend Foley's Honey
and Tar

P. A. Efrd, Conejo, Calif.-because
ut produces the best results, always
cures severe colds, sore chest and
lungs and does not contain opiates or
harmful drugs" DR.. John w. Taylor,
Luthersville, Ga.-because ~ believe
it to be an honest medicine and it
satisfies my patrons" w. l.. Cook,
Neihart, Mont.-because at gives the
best results for coughs. and colds of
anything /sell." Every user is a
friend. For sale by all druggists.
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STOP THAT COUGH-Now

When you catch Cold, or begin to
Cough, the firstt hing to do is to take
DR.. Bells Pine-Ttar-H Honey. 1t pene-
tlates the Innings of the Throat and
Lungs and fights the Germs of the
Disease, giving quick relief and nat
ural healing. "Our wholef amiIy de-
pend on Pine-Tar-H Honey for Coughs
and Colds" writes Mr.. z. Williams.
Hamilton, Ohio. 1t always helps. 25c..
at your druggist.
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Some Fucker,

Brown understand that Senator
Green wanted you to act as his pri-
vate secretary?
Simmons-He did; but i wouldn't
accept the position, because | should
have to sign everything Green, per
Simmons.
Clinch Valley news. [volume] (Jeffersonville, Va.) 18??-2019, 1914-12-18
Not a Musician

81 can't stay long," said the chair.
man from the colored church. 81
just came to see if yo' wouldn't join
de mission band?"
go de lam sakes, honey" replied
The old nanny, "doan' come to me?
can't even play a mouf-organ."
Clinch Valley news. [volume] (Jeffersonville, Va.) 18??-2019, 1914-12-18
Unworthy.

A woman lately wrote an editor of
the personal columns, and said:
II have lost three husbands and
now have an offer of fourth. Shall
l accept him?"
The reply came: eff you have lost
three husbands | should say you are
too careless to be trusted with n
fourth"
Clinch Valley news. [volume] (Jeffersonville, Va.) 18??-2019, 1914-12-18
And Ho Didt

"My husband is particularly liable
to seasickness, captain" remarked Il
lady passenger. "Could you tell him
what to do in case of an attack"
Tain't necessary, num-" replied
the captain. "He'll do it."-Mariner's
Advocate.
Clinch Valley news. [volume] (Jeffersonville, Va.) 18??-2019, 1914-12-18
GOOD FARMS FOR SALE.

/ have five good, productive
farms for sale. Price, $22.50 to
$4,000 per acre, running from
40 to 100 acres each. For furth-
er information write or call on
T. R. SMOOT,
Tip Top, Va.
Clinch Valley news. [volume] (Jeffersonville, Va.) 18??-2019, 1914-12-18
Alex Dicke nson
Cleaning and Pressing Clothes
Over Hawkins Plumbing Shop

I am now in sole charge of the
West End Cleaning Shop, and will
give all work entrusted to me my in
dividual attention. The large amount
of cleaning 1 have done for Tazewell
ladies and gentlemen is testimony to
the character of work / perform, and
the prompt delivery / make. Salts
faction guaranteed.
Clinch Valley news. [volume] (Jeffersonville, Va.) 18??-2019, 1914-12-18
Trouble Avoided.

Noah had just landed on Ararat.
Fortunate" he exclaimed.
Whats fortunate? ?" asked Japhet
THAT we got this trip over with
thousands of years before there could
he any misunderstanding about canal
tolls"
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FOR SALE.

One each 6, 10 and 25 II. p. Kansas
City, g ii. Il. Fairbnnks-M Morse and IL
II. J.. International Mounted Gasoline
Engines on Wheels. Splendid condi-
non and carry same guarantee as new
engines.
II. p. JOHNSON,
Wythcvillc. Va.
Clinch Valley news. [volume] (Jeffersonville, Va.) 18??-2019, 1914-12-18

"Send no corn meal. The Belgians
don't eat corn bread-know nothing
about t."-Committee.
Pity. If they had few pones,
baked by Virginia woman, they'd
conclude at once that they had missed
much in this life.
Clinch Valley news. [volume] (Jeffersonville, Va.) 18??-2019, 1914-12-18
CONSOLATION.

What tho the world looks on and NUT
tiers "failer,"
And days seem long and drear and
dead;
Not what you did, but tried to do,
Will figure when the account is
made,
And God is judging you.
Rookie Martin.
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Caution

Buttons-Get up! Get up! The no.
tel's afire!
Scottish Gentleman-Richt, laddie;
tut if do, mind We, I'll no pay for the
bed.
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Generous.

Nurse-Why, Bobby, you selfish lit
tie boy! Why didn't you give your Sis
ter piece of your apple?
Bobby gave her the seeds. She
|'can1 plant 'em and have whole orch
ard.-Judge.
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HapDy Father

Father of Eighties, the last of
my daughters was married yesterday.
Friend-lndeed! Who was the hap
Ply man?
Father of Eight was.
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PAINS IN BACK AND HIPS.

Are an indication of kidney trouble
"a warning to build up the weakened
Kidneys, make them vigorous. rid your
your druggist for Foley Kidney Pills.
In Soc. and $1.00 sizes. Sold in your
town by all druggists.
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Unconscious Humor.

Sleeping Cars.
Rapid Transit.
Atistic Haircutting.
Painless Dentistry.
Refined Vaudeville.
Philadelphia Public Ledger.
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Voluntary

First Grad.-My wife's gone to the
West Indies.
Second Grad.-Jamaica?
FIRST Grad.-No. She wanted to go.