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The Hope pioneer. [volume] (Hope, N.D.) 1882-1964, 1914-06-11

One Reason for High Prices.
whats the matter with this coal
bill?" demanded the indignant CON
sumner. why have you raised the
price a dollar a tons"
why. haven't you heard!" asked
the coal man.
Heard what?" asked the consumer.
"A government expert announcea
that our supply Of coal will not last
more than five thousand years." 70,
piled the coal man.
The Hope pioneer. [volume] (Hope, N.D.) 1882-1964, 1914-06-11

mant deserved TO rank With those Of
Dewey ut Manila and John Paul Jones
In the battle Of the Bon Homme Rich.
ard and the 8erapts.
An appeal for popular support OF the
navy Was voiced by the secretary.
Tho navy now has its full quota and
for the first time It has . waiting list.
the secretary said.
Speaking OF his recent order abol1
hhtng the wine mess. the secretary
said there vas no body Of more tenn,
peratA dear4headed man In the world
than American naval officers. He
asaod his hearers whether they would
not demand the abolition Of . wine
msas In railroad engineers club.
houses II the railroads should permit
such . thing.
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The Hope pioneer. [volume] (Hope, N.D.) 1882-1964, 1914-06-11
Tho suriy Passenger

Tho suriy Passenger.
'Why did you put that little ticket
in my hat?" asked Mr.. Growcher.
ITO assist me in keeping track Of
fares"
well I suppose I'll have to let it
stay. But 1t does seem to me that
after paying the full rate I ought not to
be called on to help the company keep
its books"
The Hope pioneer. [volume] (Hope, N.D.) 1882-1964, 1914-06-11
MARRIED DEER sWlMs RIVER
Buck Esoapss From Dogs BY Dsfsatlno
Them In Race Across the
Hudson.

Poushksepsie. N. "a big buoA
deer. pursued by = pack Of dogs which
attacked him near Highland. escaped
from his pursuers after q thrillina
swimming race cross the river, a dis,
lance OF half q mile. Several hundred
persons on the river front watched tho
race and cheered ~ the deer, climbing
the bank . short distance north Of tho
city. disappeared toward Hyde Park
The Hope pioneer. [volume] (Hope, N.D.) 1882-1964, 1914-06-11
Proud Recollection,

Proud Recollection.
you seem rather elated this morn
ing" T;
Il am" replied MI. Meekton. Last
night my wife mistook me for q bur.
.glar. It's the only time in my life
that Henrietta was actually afraid Of
me"
The Hope pioneer. [volume] (Hope, N.D.) 1882-1964, 1914-06-11
.Huca.r stnk,~ Win, out.

Warrington. N. J,-Arrssted for
disorderly conduct Abraham Dehartii
started a hunger strike. Narins he
might become ~. the court rslsassa
him.
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SHIPS TO USE CANAL IN JULY
U. 8. War Vessel. viii Show World
That "sis Ditch" 10 Ready
for Trade.

San Diego, Cal.-United States war
ships of the Atlantic feet will
steam through the Panama canal
early in July. speed up the Pacific
coast to San Diego and return to
Hampton Roads by the same route, &C
cording to Franklin D. Roosevelt. as
sistant secretary OF the navy, who in
spected San Diego harbor and made
The Hope pioneer. [volume] (Hope, N.D.) 1882-1964, 1914-06-11
Impudence Of Wealth,

Good gracious, what a sight you
are! What have you been doing?"
1.-THE barber had Just lathered me
he had won the big prize in a lottery,
and he retired at once."-FIegende
Blaetter.
The Hope pioneer. [volume] (Hope, N.D.) 1882-1964, 1914-06-11
A shen c.4.

Telegraph Ed,tor-Ths wirSs CAV th1
Mexican rebels have made q dass an,
Chihuahua. but I hare forspttsn 70
to spell Il.
Manastnx Dditor-TAsa DO ., ~
ssosla DID and mAkS
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Just Part,

Just Part,
when was on the ocean and sav
its ooundlsss cxtent. I said to myself.
- transit gloria mundi.' DIDN'T You
'eel the tnsisnthcance Of life that
way!"
No; never got beyond the ,icl
transit"
The Hope pioneer. [volume] (Hope, N.D.) 1882-1964, 1914-06-11
The one, and n. Ma,

The Once and the Man.
Tho ONCE ought to sack the man,
said the patriot.
"feraaps." replied Senator Son
Hnum; hut when an once has to seah
tas mar the SALARY Ia generally "a
small that Il makes thu ono MN M
a downright mendieant..
The Hope pioneer. [volume] (Hope, N.D.) 1882-1964, 1914-06-11

wife Thrashss Druaken Husband.
Sharon. R--The court sanctiouel
the action OF Mrs James Bach. Who
'thrNshed her husband for COMING
home drunk I'm boss In my home.
che said. and Il WIN save him trouble
- 81 viss b - nos
The Hope pioneer. [volume] (Hope, N.D.) 1882-1964, 1914-06-11
BY the RerMtz Method.

Aunty-Wouldn't you like to study
languages, Bobby?
Bobby-1 can talk two languages
now, aunty.
You can? What are they?"
English and baseball."-New York
Weekly.
The Hope pioneer. [volume] (Hope, N.D.) 1882-1964, 1914-06-11
knew the Place.

Mrs. B. saw her little three-yearolA
daughter come from the back door Of
the house next door eating q cookie.
house her mother turned to her and
said:
why, Elsie. you must not askallrA
4. for cookies"
Il didn't ask her. mother" said
Elsie. II know where she keeps thsms
-Dolineator.
The Hope pioneer. [volume] (Hope, N.D.) 1882-1964, 1914-06-11
lt Kind.

I wonder when they want to make
money o these society shows thai
they don't get up . scandal minstrel
show"
Whats that?"
Where they have family sksletons
to rattle the bones"
The Hope pioneer. [volume] (Hope, N.D.) 1882-1964, 1914-06-11
Not tho Thin ,o- al.

Not tho Thing tor Him.
Furniture Dealer-Here's q foldtna
article you might like. sir-a comfor,
table settee In the daytime and . bed
at night.
Customer-No use to me: l do night
work. Show me something that I
can use az a settee at night and q bed
In the daytime.
The Hope pioneer. [volume] (Hope, N.D.) 1882-1964, 1914-06-11

Tess-Why of course you can't kisa
me. I've only known you for q week.
Ted was afraid you wouldn't al
low 1t If you knew me better.
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preliminary arrangements for the 70,
ception Of the ~battleships. The pur>
pose Of this early 1aunt through the
canal. he said. vas to prove to the
world that the big waterway is In
readiness to accommodate shipping. :
The Hope pioneer. [volume] (Hope, N.D.) 1882-1964, 1914-06-11
osteaWa 1voa.

0steaWo 1Noa.
Editor-Why do you psrsist In com.
fng here? I tell you I don't buysdo-
Author-Oh, I don't swish to sell any
20 my stories. / am writing aasaort
serial entitled The Ugliest Nan Oh
Earth" and I came in merely to obtain
Vocal eoaor.-9tr1y >atortaA
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Lst Them hsvs II.

Lei Them havo II.
"Kskmos are said "a. hayD one more
podnt in their backbones than We
have"
They need more backbone than'ws
d."
"Why!"
They have to get up In the cold
on more mornings than wo d."
The Hope pioneer. [volume] (Hope, N.D.) 1882-1964, 1914-06-11

Calling ne ksttss- 1,ae,L
Il dssptss q hypocriteI"
30 do j.
Nov take johnson. tar axamDle:
hes the biggest -hypocrtte. On earth"
but you appear to be his bess
kriaod."
"Od. yes; I Try to appear -1f1e1dly
howard him. It pays .bstte n the md.
The Hope pioneer. [volume] (Hope, N.D.) 1882-1964, 1914-06-11
Bio Business,

Dig 6U0In63o.
big Business" makes another starr.
They say it will reverse,
And struggle to be big Of heart
As we'll as big Of purse.
The Hope pioneer. [volume] (Hope, N.D.) 1882-1964, 1914-06-11

Mrs. Hickson-she says she's q
peerless actress. l woudsr what abe
means BY that?
Nj. HicksonI reckon -aho means
she has no British pasrs lshasing
around after her.
The Hope pioneer. [volume] (Hope, N.D.) 1882-1964, 1914-06-11

Cupid.
While love remains . httls lbpy
He - to VI perpstual Joy;
But when he's grown to m~an,sSaD4Ato
He makes us all aboQua&ulato.
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The New Way.
Puhlisher-This seems to be~Asapod
manuscript Of yours, but tell me, my
dear sir, have you ever served Astsrm
IN Jail?
Author Indignantly - Certainly
noti
Pubaiahsr-Dear me! that II uuCoF.
fanate. It would be -snehsa goodsad.
Fertiaemeot for your work
Cheyenne record., 1914-07-23
RASH ON FACE SPREAD

Granton, Wis.-"My sister had .
very bad. deep, wet, running sore on
the side Of her face and it ran up to
her ear. It commenced with small
blotch of pimples which turned into
a kind of rash and spread rapidly. 1t
itched and looked red and sore for
some time and slightly swelled. A
thin fluid dripped and ran from the
sores which looked like water. Then
the swelling would 60 down and 1t
would keep on spreading. It bothered
her during sleep and she would be
restless. It was kind of eczema.
"She treated for some time and it
did not help her. It kept spreading
larger and deeper. Having always
used Cuticura Soap we told her to try
1t so she got some Cuticura Soap and
Ointment and used them. It was two
months when it was gone" (Signed)
Miss Emma Retzloff, Apr. z, 1914.
Cuticura Soap and Ointment sold
throughout the world Sample OF each
free, with 32-p. Skin Book. Address post.
card "Cuticura, Dept. L. Boston"
Cheyenne record., 1914-07-23
READY TO END HosTILITIEs.

constltutionaiist Chief Expresses
Views to Wilson Representative.
Washington.-Gene Carranza In
formed the United States government
that he was ready to declare sus-
pension Of hostilities against the gov
ernment of Provisional President Car
bajal, Huerta's successor, pending ne.
gotiations with his representatives for
the transfer of authority at Mexico
City to the Constitutionalists.
The Constitutionalist chief ex-
pressed his views in most cordial
terms to John R. Silliman, personal
representative of President Wilson,
and Consul General Hanna and Vice
Consul Robertson, who interviewed
him at Monterey.
Not only did he voice willingness
to receive the commission Of three
appointed by Provisional President
Carbajal to discuss peace, but said he
would send an escort to meet them
and provide safe conduct through Con
stitutional territory.
Generals Huerta and : Banquet
sailed from Puerto, presumably for Ja
maica.
Cheyenne record., 1914-07-23
AFRICAN eARB TOO ADVANCED
Church Women Are Startled at Cos
tunes They Are Requested
to Wear.

A story of how a women's mission
ary society Of church at Rushville,
Ind. planned to give entertainment
and use some costumes that were to
be received from Africa is going the
rounds. The society prepared for the
arrival of a box of-curios, which was
to be sent by missionary In Africa.
A letter explaining the contents OF
the box said there would be two
dress worn by the native women OF
Africa. Arrangements were completed
for the entertainment, and two wom-
en- were selected to wear the native
costume. Since the arrival of the box.
the subject of the proposed enter
tainment is one that admits only OF
conversation behind the palm of ones
hand. The costumes consisted OF
two strings Of beads. with fringe
a few inches long. They were not
worn by the Rushville women.
Cheyenne record., 1914-07-23
GEN ERAL.

Antonio D. Vargas, representative
in the New Mexico State Legislature
from Rio >Arriba county, was shot and
killed by John Archuleta, a politician,
at Ojo Caliente.
John Pansner, red flag follower.
who was arrested for the shooting OF
Thomas White, member Of the West
ern Federation Of Miners, at Tonapan,
New, in a labor disturbance, was re-
leased by Justice Of the Peace Dun
seath.
No prayers are to be taught the
great-grardson Of the poet Henry
Wadsworth Longfellow, for the father,
Edmund T. Dana, is to educate his
son, Shaw Dana Of Boston, according
to the philosophy of George Bernard
Shaw, the baby's namesake.
A love piracy suit, in which widow
seventy-two, years old and worth 3d.
600, 900 is accused of alternating the at.
fections of a sixty-year-old husband,
was before the Supreme Court of New
York. Mrs. Brownie Rathbone Weav-
erscn, sixty-five has filed the suit.
Mrs. Weaverson declares that it is
only her husband, whom she has loved
for thirty-three years, that she wants
back, but $25O,OO0 is the sum sought in
recompense for the loss of her hus.
bands affections.
Cheyenne record., 1914-07-23
SPORT.

The Anaconda race meeting will be
held from Aug. IA to Aug. 20.
The Portland franchise of the
Northwestern League was transferred
to Ballard, suburb of Seattle, at q
special meeting Of the league direct
ors.
Lincoln Beachey will attempt an
aeroplane loop-the-loop in Colorado
Oct. l5, according to announcement
that he had contracted to fly in Grand
Junction.
The return to Paris Of George Car
pentier, the French pugilist who
gained the decision over "Gunboat"
Smith at London, took the form Of =
great public demonstration.
Clarence Griffin of San Francisco
at Cincinnati. won the clay court
championship tennis title from Ella
Fottrell, also of San Francisco, but it
was by the closest possible margin.
N. A. Hodge, one of the best known
referees in the West, formerly of Al
buquerque, N. M, was named as the
third man in the ring for the Dundee
Hayes fight, which takes place in
Juarez July 26.
. Francis Ouimet, national open golf
champion, was successful in defense
of his title of Massachusetts, amateur
champion, defeating Raymond R. Cor
ton of Braeburn, and in the 36-
hole final match of the tournament at
the Braeburn Country Club at Newton.
Cheyenne record., 1914-07-23

Some one advised me to take Lydia =.
Pinkham's Vegetable Compound. Ihad
taken SO much medicine and my doctor
said he could do me no good so ! told my
husband he might get me bottle and I
would try it. By the time had taken
1t felt better. continued its use, and
now / am well and strong.
81 have always recommended your
medicine ever since was SO wonder
fully benefited by it and ! hope this
letter will be the means Of saving soma
other poor woman from suffering. -
Mrs. MARTHA SEAvEY, Boz 1144,
Unionville, Missouri.
The makers of Lydia E. Pinkham's
Vegetable Compound have thousands Of
such letters as that above = they tell
the truth, else they could not have been
obtained for love or money. This med
icine is no stranger = it has stood the
test for years. \
II there are any complications you
do not understand write to Lydia 3.
Pinkham Medicine Co. CONFIDENTLY
Lynn, Mass. Your letter will be opened,
read and answered by . woman and
held In strict confidence.
Cheyenne record., 1914-07-23
FOREIGN.

Eight hundred constitutionalists
landed at Rosario, near La Pas. Lower
California.
General victoriano Huerta arrived
at Puerto, Mex. Friday night. He was
accompanied by General Banquet, his
minister Of war.
The impression prevails at Torreon
enter Mexico City without represents
tion Of the Division of the North, COM
manded by Gen. Villa.
A militant suffragette slashed with
butchers cleaver the portrait OF
Thomas Carlyle. the Scottish histori-
an. painted by Sir John Millais and
hanging In the National Portrait Gal
lery.
Simone Pianetta, peasant of the
village of Gamerata Cornello, Italy,
killed seven persons, presumably to
satisfy old grudges in the case OF
some of them. He took refuge in the
mountains.
The advance of Gen. Pascual Oroz-
CO with command Of northern Mex
ican mountaineers, estimated at 1900
was reported by Col. Gonzales, in tenn
porary command of the constitution
alist garrison at Aguas Calientes.
Gen. Pascual Orozco, supported by
most of those men who were with him
In his revolution against Madero In
1912, will lead the first organized re-
bellion against the new government
according to advices which reached
Huerta's camp at Puerto, Mexico.
A romantic courtship eliminated in
the marriage of Prince Louis OF Bour.
bon, cousin to the King Of Spain, and
Miss Beatrice Harrington, a pretty
London girl. The wedding was cele
brated quietly in a London church
without the knowledge of the royal
family of Spain.
The agent at Vera Cruz of the Mexi
leo Navigation Company, who oper
ates a line of coasting steamers, re-
ceived orders Sunday from Mexico
City to dispatch steamer immedt.
ately to Puerto, Mexico, to transport
ex-President Huerta and the members
Of his party to Jamaica.
Cheyenne record., 1914-07-23
WASHINGTON.

Mrs. Rosa Kenney Winston of Wind.
sor, N. c., has just received from Sec
retary Daniels ring which her father
lost on the historic ship Constellation
at the close of the Civil War.
The House committee on public
buildings and grounds agreed to rec
ommend an increase of $4,000 in the
appropriation for the federal building
at Grand Junction, Colo. The appro-
priation will be $175,OOO instead of
100000.
With Representative Seldomridge in
the chair, and Representative Taylor
of Colorado leading the floor fight,
the House of Representatives devoted
a day to consideration of the bill to
extend the payments on reclamation
land to twenty years.
Figures taken from the reports Of
railroads and the Interstate Commerce
Commission show that increased eff
cheney in operation Of railroads has
cut the wages of railroad workers in
the West thirty-one per cent since
1890.
President Wilson, through Secretary
Bryan, has notified the Senate foreign
relations committee he wishes to press
for ratification before adjournment of
this session Of Congress the new peace
treaties signed with twenty foreign
powers.
While President Bordas Of the Do
minican republic with his scanty army,
III besieging the northern rebels at
Puerto Plata, his hold upon the capi-
tai, San Domingo City in the south, is
weakening, and according to advices of
the State Department, the southern
insurgents were already in position
to dictate terms which may mean the
abdication or flight Of Bordas.
Cheyenne record., 1914-07-23
DECLARES ATTACKS ON Hus.
BAND AND FEAR OF RuiNous
STORIES CAUSED KILLING.
STORY THRILLS COURT
soRs AND CRIES OF SHAME COME
ONLY AFTER CALM RECITAL
OF THE DETAILS.

western Newspaper Union News Service.
Paris.-Mme. Henriette Caillaux.
wife Of Joseph Caillaux, once pre-
mier Of France and former min
lister OF finance, occupied the pris-
oner's inclosure in the Assize Court
at the palace OF justice and recited in
dramatic manner the circumstances
leading up to the shooting on March
16 of CASTOR Calmette, editor Of the
Figaro, with whose murder she is
charged.
Judge Louis Albanel acted as presi-
dent of the court; the procurator gen.
eral, Jules Herbaux, had charge Of the
prosecution, and Fernand Labori, the
noted advocate. who was closely iden-
titled with the Dreyfus case, was CHIEF
counsel for the defense.
Nine. Caillaux held the attention of
the crowded court room for three
hours. Slight, almost insignificant in
appearance and possessing none Of the
outward characteristics Of figure OF
romance, she spoke with great assur-
ance, addressing herself in turn to
each part Of the room, like lecturer.
| 0u0 uCk oIOly Al oAoAS, oAoSSA
nected sentences, but showed remark
able skill in marshaling her facts so
as to represent them in the best light
for her cause.
The judges role was simple one,
confined to encouraging her with brief
questions as she came to each success
i've phase of the drama, Nine. Call
laux was a willing witness throughout
and showed great self-control.
1t was only after she had concluded
her narrative and was asked If there
was anything she would like to add
that she cast restraint aside and with
accents of genuine emotion, thrilled
her listeners and eficited murmurs Of
applause. Then she described vividly
the protracted agony she had endured
because of the calumnies against her
self and her husband.
"For three months mounted Cal
vary" she said. "Such do not wish
to my worst enemy. No one can i'm
agine what I went through. feared
for myself, for my husband, for my
child. / feared for myself because If
parts of those letters were published
my deepest, innermost secrets would
be displayed before the world; my
voman's honor stand stripped and
naked. Finally, did not wish to blush
before my daughter; that is one thing
. woman must, mot be asked to do.
deeply regret the present misfortune,
and would have undergone anything
in the world rather than have been
the cause of it."
Her impassioned peroration was ac-
companied by eloquent gestures OF
her slender hands, from which she had
slipped her gloves. The spectators
hung on every word and movement,
frequently expressing discreet appro-
baton, with which the presiding
Judge made no attempt to interfere.
Cheyenne record., 1914-07-23
CONDENSED RECORD OF THE
PROGRESS OF EVENTS At
HOME AND ABROAD.
FROM ALL SOURCES
SAYINGS, oinas. ACHIEVE
MENTs, suFFERiNGs. HOPES
AND FEARS OF MANKIND.
Western Newspaper Union News servics.
WESTERN.

DR.. e. B. Cooley has announced his
candidacy before the Republican pri-
maries of Illinois In opposition to
Uncle Joe Cannon for nomination to
Congress.
Charles w. Bryan, brother Of Pres
ident Wilson's secretary Of state, in a
statement announced he will not be
a candidate for the Democratic nom
ination for governor Of Nebraska.
An order for an election on the
question Of statewide prohibition in
September was issued by Gov. Stuart
of Virginia. A petition asking the
election was signed by 6s,936 voters.
Six persons were killed and nine.
teen injured in a collision between an
electric car and freight train on the
Virginian railroad at Fairmont cross.
ing, about three miles from Norfolk,
Va.
United States government wireless
citations along the Pacific coast began
experimental work, which, 1t is ex.
pected, will contribute greatly to a
revolution in radiotelegraphic COM
munication.
of New York. the Kansas City & Mem
phis railroad, with headquarters at
Rogers, Ark, was placed in the hands
of receivers. The road is capitalized
at $6.000,0O0.
The wiping out Of the last remnants
Of Chicago's old segregated district
was promised as the result Of the pis-
tol battle there in which one detective
was killed and two policemen and two
citizens shot.
A report reached Detroit that the
Rev. Louis R. Patmont, local option
campaigner, who has been missing five
weeks, had been found at Rib Lake,
in Taylor county, Wis. The informa-
tion came from the Rev. c. L. Milton,
pastor Of the First Church of Christ,
Milwaukee.
Papers bearing on Wyoming oil
fields transactions, which involve sew
eral companies and millions Of dol
lars worth Of property, were seized by
the police of Paris, France, following
the departure for America of Pierre
Eugene de Caplane, French promo
ter and Lanker, according to word
which reached Denver.
Judge Lockwood Honore Of Chicago
set aside the $4,000 verdict given to
Miss Georgia Jay by jury which
heard her breach Of promise suit
against Romer Rodeheaver, choir
master for Billy Sunday. In his de-
cision the judge said that the verdict
was out of all proportion to the finan-
cial situation of the parties.
Cheyenne record., 1914-07-23
Nine MAn Hurt IN Wreck.

Canon City.-One man was prob.
ably fatally hurt and eight others were
injured, two of them seriously, when
Denver & Rio Grande passenger train
No. Is, westbound, crashed head-on
into a light engine, No. 723, at Pleas
anton Siding, in the Royal Gorge, 20
miles east of Salida.
Cheyenne record., 1914-07-23

To increase the birth rate in Ger
many it is suggested that every child
living to be year old shall raise its
Cheyenne record., 1914-07-23
DISCOURAGED.

Don't you dancer NO." replied
Mr.. Meekton. Haven't you tried to
learn?" "Yes. The lady employed
was very competent instructor. But
l can't see any sense in a mans pay
ing a woman to find fault with him."
Cheyenne record., 1914-07-23

Don't be misled. Ask for Red Crosl
Bag Blue. Makes beautiful white clothes
At all good grocers. Adv.
Cheyenne record., 1914-07-23
THOUGHT SHE
COULD NOT Live
Restored to Health by Lydia
E. Pinkha1n's Vegetable
Compound.
Unionville, MOI suffered from
female trouble and ! got SO weak that !

could hardly " ak
across the floor with
out holding on to
something. / had
nervous spells and
my fingers " ould
cramp and my face
would draw, and I
could not speak, nor
sleeptod do any good.
had no appetite, and
everyone thought I
would not live.
Cheyenne record., 1914-07-23
Sex Problem,

Violinist-I want an E string,
please.
Cockney Clerk-Would' you mind
picking one out yourself, sir! 'ardly
know the 'es from the shes.-Puck.