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TaÌˆgliches Cincinnatier volksblatt. [volume] (Cincinnati [Ohio]) 1885-1919, 1914-09-17
Die g@laAt an Der 0lisme.
9as fran3Sfif4. 9auptf
quartier fdpeigt fi4
buriibkr nus.

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buriiber aus.
paris, 16. Sspt. Die am 4beilb
erfolsts Offi5isne franaOiifde gtntiiH.
bisuns sebt babin, baB bas 5aups-
quarter ieine tpeiteren gin5.lbeiten
iiber bic an Der aisne i'm Ganse be.
finblid. S4laat beianrt ssma4t
babe. Die aniiinbisuns idIi.bi nit
ben Wortsn:
hi. porbsr s.fast tporb.r III, BARI
es nift iiberrafdm, bub ipdbrenb si.
nsr S9laGt, bic msbrere 5ass Sauert,
ni6t Iofort cine Gntidsibung sripar'
tsi perben tann. Wir piFsn dbsr,
bab Bis um 6 llbr a6enbs tsine uns
isrer poftionen na4s,s.ben bat.
9lm Ha9mittas mar bic foIsenSs
offi3iells 8etanntma4unS erIaHen
tporSen:
rglm ID. unb Is. Septsmb.r purbe
bic gla9but Der beutiden armse. NIT
Der unfere 9rupptn Jiibluns battsr,
bon bem Gros Der bsutlIden armse
peritGrtt.
Der g.inb fiibrt eins gertbsiDi'
sunssidladt auf fsinsr san5en VI
ME, oil Der sinis. Der poiitionen fart
perIdan3t porbsn iinb. OieIe Jrcnt,
bic fait 70 long 1T, pis iDabrenb Der
S9laat an Der Marne. eritredt ii4
bon Hopon, iiber bic Gb.ne nDrblid
Don Wie.Sur.aisne unb Soifons.
aaon, bic Gbtne n5rbli& unb fDeftIid
pon ben arsOHnsu. Bon bort aus
3iebt ii4 cine aubere 2inie Bib ten.
isiis bss glrsunnsnwaIb,s bin, nSrb.
lib an Wannnes porbsi Bis an bic
wlaas, in ber gdbe BEG Walbss DON
,;oges, Der mSrblid DON gsrSun
Iiest.
WabrenS Der @erfolguns bes Jein.
bss na9 Der SdIadi an Der Warns,
fisIen uns cine san5e @n5ahl GsTan'
gene in bic 5dnbe. Di.l. oaDon Rads
siigler, bic fid in ben WdISsrn Der.
bergen bdtteu.
.gs 1T foDeit nidt m0sli6, elm.
esnaue 3abl Der arissssefangsnsn
ansussben obtr bas erbeutste ariess.
material aufsu5dblen. stus oisfem
Grunbe untsrldBt ss Der ariessmiHi.
ter, 3ablen ansussben, bi. man fir
pbantaitiid baltsn tornte.
gaOpOn Iiest 55 msiIsn n0rSoftii6
BON paris unb IA Reilsn DON gOm.
piesns. Die Sorbsr bsfdrisbsns
gdlaatlinis Iduft bsiHab: ssraoe bon
Often mad, W.itm, DON gsopon Biz
su einem punit n5rDIic9 bon gsrSuH
'iinS .s ungsfatr ITO wesilsn.
3ebeufeube 9rupbens Ners
TaÌˆgliches Cincinnatier volksblatt. [volume] (Cincinnati [Ohio]) 1885-1919, 1914-09-17
Giue oroRe ScblaOt 1utcoer tn
sSronfreib tnl Oon9e%
Sic Oentid)en babem jebt darfe @ojittonen ani
etuer no Meilen lan9eu 9yront tnne

i'm Stdnbe fein bic SffeniiDe gu ers
sreifen, oOsr, penn bieie Don Der am
bersn Settle tOmmen ioIlts, i6re Stsls
lungen gu Dertheioigen.
Wlan gIaubt, buB General SoFfrs,
Der fran5DitTae Obertommanbeur, Der
9eritdrtungen erbaltsn 9at, Die tempos
rdr feline eri6Op{ten Sruppsn abl5.
len. bic SffsnIiOs ipsiterfiibrsn pirb;
ober es aber no6mals berIuaen tpirb,
ben re6ten 5liigel Der 0eutI9en gu
umgeben, ober aber berIu6en tpirb,
bic Qrmse bes aronprin3en am linten
beutT6en Sliisel gu bur4bre9en,
bleibt ob3utparten. gs 1T betunnt, buB
Der rehte beutI6e Sliigsl beosutenbe
8sritdrtrnsen erbalten fat, TobaB IS
jeBt ihpierigsr als 5uDOr isiu tpirb,
ibn gu umseben. Qber aud bas beut=
i6e Centrum unb Der linte sSliigel
i6einen beritGrtt pprbeH gu fein. trps
Der 5hatia4e, bub nisls Sruppen
mad Rublanb seididt pOrbsn iinb.
aeine Der beioen Seitsn bat iolpeit
4ngubsn ibsr bic 3a6I Der Sobten,
@srtpunbetsn unb @ermibten DON Der
S3la6t an Der Waarne semu6t; iie
miifen aber gang rieiige geipeIeu iein,
uno lie tDerben pobrideinli4 in ben
bstroffensn 2dnbern gntisBen errsssR,
tpsnn lie betannt geHa6t iperbsn.
Die @erlufte in GaIi8isn unb gps
len, mo isit msbr als brei Wo6en
obns untsrlaB sstGmpft puroe, iino
pabrideinlid nod grDber aIs in
iyrdn,rsid, tpie aug ben offiSislen
ruiIiI6eu 9eritten 6erDorgebt.
Cine 0spside aus ct. petersburg
bebauptst, baB bic RuTen bic @erbiu.
buns spiider qr5empsI unb 9rotau
untsrbrrden bdtten, auf pelde bic
Ssitsrreiter iia 5uriidsieben. unb
bab iis imigesriffs feisn. bic gsrbin=
buns spiiten 9aIisieu unb guoupeit
gu unterbre6sn.
Der ruiIii6e General Rennentdmp,
Der in Stpreuben bon ben Deutiaen
geihlagsn puroe, bat in5tpiiheE pieIe
W2Ibe, feline 9lrmee aug elmer iafpies
rigsn Gage gu bsfreien. Gr mar ses
spuueen, auf bic Jeitungen in Ruis
it'd. qpIen suriid5ufaGen, po sr ben
4nsriH Der Deuti9en unter benz Ses
neral Don Sinbsn6erg abfportst. bem
ii5 Der Seutide aaiIsr anseidloFsn
ba6en ioG.
wlan gIaubt, Sab bic 9euti6eu bic
Q6Iidt babeu, einen tiibnen S9lag
deaen bic 9lrmee bes Generals Rens
ntutamp gu fiibren, sbe bic sruppen,
Die in 8aIi5ien engasirt tpuren, i6m
gu Stlfe tOmmen tOnnen. Gs miro
a6er barduf btnseipteIsn bob es in
Der Sbnt Elm fiibnsr Streta iein
piiroe. bic ruiIiIden Sorts an Der
9rsn5s ansugreifen obsr in bus 2anb
einsubringen. oas in iperisen Do6sn
Elm GROCER Sumpf uno fpdter eine
NIT Sanss bebedteDiIbnib fsin lpirb.
Gs bat fid berausssiteut, baB Der
iIsine beutide areuasr SeIa, Der, ME
aug Berlin gemelbet purbe, In ben
Srunb ssbObrt tpurbs, feds RsiI.n
BON SslsoIanb suifsrnt Don siusm
TaÌˆgliches Cincinnatier volksblatt. [volume] (Cincinnati [Ohio]) 1885-1919, 1914-09-17
Seretmigt
Sdbeu lid bic 4rmeen oes
9enerGte 4uffenberg
unb Dantt norblid
BON grSem ps

BON prSempsl.
2pnbou, 16. Sept. - Gine Des
peIne aus Rom melbet, bab bic Diters
rei5iIden 4rmeen Der 9ensrGIe 2luf.
fenbers unb DuntI iid bel RSeiop, 13
Wlsilen norboItli6 BON SarusIap uno
80 MeiIen nDrbIih Don 9r5empsl per'
einiet baben. Die beiben Qrmeen ipls
len 40 prpSeut ibrss 9etanoss perIns
rea babsH.
TaÌˆgliches Cincinnatier volksblatt. [volume] (Cincinnati [Ohio]) 1885-1919, 1914-09-17

iibsr unb fam erit auf bem aampfs
plab an, na6bem bic oeutias 2irtias.
ris bic Gntfsrnung ridtig bemsftn
bate unb iie bann maHentpeiie bin.
mGbte. Di. llnteritiibuns Der fran.
s0iifdsn aaDaIerie Tam baber nur
ieltsn 3ur redtsn 3eit, lire aourase
unb ibr S9nsio errsSien a6er Be
numbering.
TaÌˆgliches Cincinnatier volksblatt. [volume] (Cincinnati [Ohio]) 1885-1919, 1914-09-17
Sic gerben
w leoer eun5 aus uNgart'
f6em 9ebiet per-
trieben.

0tsu, 16. Sept. .,oia 2onoon. -
General Soefer, Der speite Gbef beg
0itsrrei6ii6en 9snsraIitabs, tiinbigte
am Wlitttpod an, bag Die isrbifae
Qrmss, bic bic SAB. iiberf9ritten bata
te unb in llugarn etngeoruHgsn mar,
duf Der sansen 2tnis gefhIagen pora
ben unb Sseren. in sIaponisn, uno
bas 9anat pieoer sans frei Dom,
Seinoe iino.
TaÌˆgliches Cincinnatier volksblatt. [volume] (Cincinnati [Ohio]) 1885-1919, 1914-09-17
9ie 9arfen
aonsentriren sine srpbe
4rmee an Der bulgari
f9tn Gren5e.


paris, 16. Sept. Cine GspeIte
aus ct. petersburg iasi, odB Die
Siirten tins srObe 4rmes an Der bll.
gdrif5eH Grsnae ipnSsntrirt baben.
unb bab General aiman BON Gan.
bss, Elm prsubii6sr aaoonsrisoffi5ier,
Der bic iiirtiIHs g(rmss rsorsaniiiri
BAT, oitis armss beishli6en piro.
ueberblid aus Dsutf6s
lamb.
Berlin pia ROTTERDAM, 16. Sept.
Der WiIitGrs arititer elmer gsrIiner
3eituns Ihreibt: .Wir miiTsn bic ans
fran3Diii9eH Guellsn itommeRosn
Nadridtsn ii6sr ben Riid5ua Der
9euti6en mit beutfd5er Rubs binnebs
men unb uns ni9t glsi1 einbiIben,
bar bic JranSoisn ifpn por Berlin
iteben. Wenn bic sSranspIen bic
0eutiden 10 l6arf perfoIsen, ME bic
Gsiitfheu 3uerit bic Gransofsn psrs
folgt baben, oann lperben lie in biss
fsIbsn Sdpierisi.iten ssrat5sn, in be-
nen bic DeltiGsn paren.
Die Grnn5oIen bnbsH aber einer
9ortbeil. inbem iie bi. llntsritiiBnns
Der bsIgiIden grmse babsn; absr islbft
fpenn bic Deutiden iibsr ibre eissnsn
8rsn5en auriidssbrGnstipsr iolIisn.
Dann piIrben bic ausIidten fir bic
Jran5oien nidt better fsin, als iie ss
bsim Begun sss aTkSsS Harsr.
TaÌˆgliches Cincinnatier volksblatt. [volume] (Cincinnati [Ohio]) 1885-1919, 1914-09-17
1sxtiHe Msilttdrresierumg
Sn benz polnii den Goupers
nement Suipalti

ct ltrf.
9onoon, 16. Sept. - Giner De;
pei4e aus Rom 3ufolge 1T in Berlin
offiaiea ansetiinbist fporesu, bab
9euti6lanb cine WiIitdrrsgisrurl1
iiber oas Commencement Sunalii, ii
RuTiI6. polen. etablirt babe.
TaÌˆgliches Cincinnatier volksblatt. [volume] (Cincinnati [Ohio]) 1885-1919, 1914-09-17

Sir Obio, Snbiana, &sntudD,
JIlinOis unb bas Deitli6e psnnfpl.
banien: Sd0nes Wettsr am Don.
neritds uno Jreitas.
Hopkinsville Kentuckian. [volume] (Hopkinsville, Ky.) 1889-1918, 1914-10-22
Wastefulness.

The average wheat production per
acre in Minnesota is about thirteen
bushels. In Denmark it is 80; in Hol-
land, "a; in England. 32 bushels. Pol
iticians talk of the conservation of ma
tional resources. What of the con-
servation of soil values, the greatest
asset the nation has? And what OF
the wastefulness which extracts from
the soil but one-third of the riches It
is capable of bearing? The prodigai-
ity of congress, the wanton careless
ness of cities, the improvidence OF our
spendthrifts are Of minimum impor-
lance compared with the agricultural
waste in potential yields and the
strange madness that changes annual
ly thousands of prospectively good
farmers into mediocre and sallow fiat
dwellers.-Public Ledger.
Hopkinsville Kentuckian. [volume] (Hopkinsville, Ky.) 1889-1918, 1914-10-22
IMPORT CHRONIC IRON ORE
South Africa Furnishes Greatest Part
Of Amount That 10 Used In
the United States.

Production of chronic iron ore in
the eastern portion Of the United
States, where the demand is great
est, ceased years ago. The supply is
now obtained wholly by importation,
mainly from South Africa. Califor-
mia has been the only producing
state for nearly a decade. Deposits
have been found in 80 counties in
that state, but practically the whole
output in 1913 came from one mine
near Dunsmuir, in Shasta county.
Chromite is one of the most difficult
minerals to fuse. 1t will stand a
temperature of. about 2,180 degrees
Centigrade, and this marked resist
ance to heat makes it valuable for
refractory purposes, furnace hearths,
chrome bricks for lining furnaces,
etc. A large amount is consumed in
the manufacture of pigments, dyes
and various chemical compounds, as
well as for tanning, in which it i'm
parts to the leather softness and dur
ability under exposure to dampness.
The most rapidly growing use Of
chromite is metallurgical, in the
manufacture of steel alloys. Chro-
MUM gives to steel marked degree
of hardness, and if added in the
proper proportion does not produce
brittleness.
Hopkinsville Kentuckian. [volume] (Hopkinsville, Ky.) 1889-1918, 1914-10-22
SMILE OR FROWN IS PROBLEM
lcaI Men Should Jest With Pa
tients or Look Solemn.

London. - Whether physician
should adopt the CHEEKY manner Of
bygone days or wear a look of bust
ness-like solemnity, is the controversy
raised in the London press by Lord
Rosebery, who In speech at EPSON
college, said he would rather a thou
sand times be treated by a third-rate
doctor with genial features than a
f1rst-rate man of repellent counte-
nance.
THE old-fashioned type, who en-
tered rubbing his hands, poked the
patient in the ribs and started to tell
him Jokes" replies one physician,
would have a hard time holding his
practice these days"
Lord Rosebery answers that the doc
tor best liked by the modern patient
is the one who listens gravely and
ends by saying, 81 know exactly what
the trouble is" The main reason why
the grave doctor is liked Is because
he is a good listener, and patients love
to do the talking when it comes to
their troubles.
Nearly everyone prefers the doctor
with the churlish manner, providing
he has a good record of cures" con-
cludes the writer, Ito the sunny duffer
who is as likely to kill you as not"
Hopkinsville Kentuckian. [volume] (Hopkinsville, Ky.) 1889-1918, 1914-10-22
NEW TREATMENT FOR INSANE
South African Physician Claims to
Have Secured Good Results by
Use Of Oxygen.

A new and extraordinary use for
oxygen has just been found by Doc
tor Toulouse, chief physician of the
Villejuif (South Africa) Insane
asylum. He finds it a most valuable
aid in the treatment of madness.
Doctor Toulouse makes certain that
the oxygen in the steel cylinders in
which he receives it is pure and free
from nitrogen; then he fills small
glass TASKS with it. A rubber bulb
enables him to regulate the pressure
in the TASKS, and a rubber tube con-
meets these with a fine hypodermic
needle. Through this $50 cubic
centimeters of oxygen are injected
under the skin.
A physician who has watched the
operation and its effects upon pa
tients says the results are remarkable
among patients in a condition of
acute mental confusion, who are al
ways greatly improved and often
cured entirely by few injections.
The excited and victims Of insomnia
become calm and lucid.
In case of acute mania, dementia,
epileptic fits and certain cases Of
melancholia good results have been
obtained. The oxygen treatment is
now being tried upon other forms of
insanity.
Hopkinsville Kentuckian. [volume] (Hopkinsville, Ky.) 1889-1918, 1914-10-22
NEW RENAISSANCE AT HAND
veIopment Of a Great Science and
Great Art.

Culture, the sciences, and the in-
dustrial arts are stimulated by much
the same conditions, says the Engi-
neering magazine. In the seventh
and sixth centuries B. c., the con-
ditions which aroused the Greek set
Elements led almost simultaneously
to the rise Of industry, the fine arts,
and systematic thinking. In the
Italian Renaissance the new ideas
derived from contact with the East
in trade, and with the ancients in
culture, produced not only the mer-
chant princes of Florence and Ven
ice, but also the artists, and the
pioneers of science. In America, to-
day, conditions resemble those which
existed in the periods just men,
toned. Here there is not only
boundless opportunity, but the old
world traditions which would have
closed these opportunities to the
masses have been broken. Here the
contrasts between rich and poor are
so sharp as to awaken even the dull
est minds to the drama of life. In
asmuch as people are aroused in pro-
portion as that which they desire
seems attainable to them, a bold and
even audacious courage prevails; tai
ent is keenly appreciated, and an
immense fund of energy is released.
The first result of this energy is a
stupendous industry. The next re-
suits of it will be in America, as in
Greece and Italy, great science and
great art. Modern America, in
deed, represents new Renaissance,
now in progress.
Hopkinsville Kentuckian. [volume] (Hopkinsville, Ky.) 1889-1918, 1914-10-22
CAT is RESCUED BY BIG DOG
Angora, Worsted in Fight, Saved From
Sea by the Conquering
Canine.

Long Beach, Cal.-An unusual res.
cue from drowning was enacted in
the ocean at the end of the pier here,
Tied" a Scotch collie belonging to
Captain Walton, and King" an an
CORA cat, being the actors. The cat
has made it's home at the end of the
pier. and, while defending itself from
the dog. fell overheard.
The dog watched the struggles Of
the cat in the water until It's master
ordered Teddy" to get him. Imme-
diately the dog jumped into She water
from the gangplank under the pier,
and. in further obedience to his mas.
ter. grasped by the neck the frightened
cat, which had been clinging to a pill
ing. king" was brought to safety
in the mouth OF the faithful collie.
Hopkinsville Kentuckian. [volume] (Hopkinsville, Ky.) 1889-1918, 1914-10-22
SQUIRRELS SKIP ON WIRE
Tiny Animals Perform Daring Aerial
Feats to outwit Nut Thieves
Of Philadelphia.

Philadelphia.--There has been q
crowd of Kensingtonians in Norris
square, Diamond and Hancock streets.
every day since II was discovered that
the squirrels the Kensington Board OF
Trade put into the open space several
years ago will perform incredible
climbing feats for a nut.
The discovery was made by young
man who spends much of his time
studying zoology, botany, and such
things. He threw a nut to a squirrel
In the square, expecting to see 1t do
the usual stunt, which is to carry 1t
up tree and hide IT, Instead the
little animal skipped across the lawns
and assembled a telegraph pole with
lightning speed.
While the naturalist looked on
amazed. the busy little creature, hold
Ing the priced nut firmly. skipped
lightly along the insulated wiring to
Hancock street. II then hoped to
another wire which leads to the roof
Of st. Boniface's Catholic church.
Running along the wire with the grace
Of the daintiest tight-rope walker, the
little animal deposited the nut in q
crevice near the roof of the edifice,
and then returned to the square by
the same route.
The answer is that the squirrels do
not trust their old hiding places in the
park. They have evidently been
robbed of some food they had worked
laboriously for days to store up. At
least, that is the way the dopesters
in the daily audience have 1t figured
out. 1t would be a nutty squirrel, they
think, that would risk it's life and
dignity In such a manner just for a
nut.
The performances are held daily.
All that is necessary is to give one
Of the little animals a nut, and the
show begins.
Hopkinsville Kentuckian. [volume] (Hopkinsville, Ky.) 1889-1918, 1914-10-22
Your Fall Cold
Needs Attention

No use to fuss and try to wear it
out. 1t will wear you instead. Take
DR.. Kings New Discovery, relief
follows quickly. 1t checksyour Cold
and Soothes your Cough away. Pleas
ant, Antiseptic and Healing. Child
rem like it. Get SOC bottle of DR..
Kings New Discovery and keep it in
the house. "Our family Cough and
Cold Doctor" writes Lewis Cham
berlain, Manchester, Ohio. Money
back if not satisfied, but it nearly
always helps.
Advertisement. ssG# XJf
Hopkinsville Kentuckian. [volume] (Hopkinsville, Ky.) 1889-1918, 1914-10-22
Keep Your Stomach
and Liver Healthy.

A vigorous Stomach, perfect work
ing Liver and regular acting Bowels
is guaranteed if you will use DR..
Kings New Life Pills, They insure
good Digestion, correct Constipation
and have an excellent tonic effect on
the whole system-Purify your blood
and rid you of all body poisons
through the Bowels. Only 25c at
your Druggist.
Advertisement,
Hopkinsville Kentuckian. [volume] (Hopkinsville, Ky.) 1889-1918, 1914-10-22
] ly& n
Time Card No. 147
Effective Monday. Oct. II. 1914.
TRAINS GOING SOUTH.

Effective Monday, Oct. II. 1914.
TRAINS GOING SOUTH.
No. sc. & N. o. Lin. 1l.56 p. m.
No. 51--St. L. Express 5:35 p. m.
No. 95-Dixie Flyer 1888 a. m.
No. '55-Hopkinsville Ar. 7:O5. a. m.
No. 53-St. L. Fast Mail 5:33 a. m.
TRAINS GOING NORTH.
No. &C. & St. L. Linn. 5:25 a. m.
No. 52-St. Louis Express. 9:55 a. m
No. 94-Dixie Flyer. 7:08 p. m.
No. 56-Hopkinsville Ac. 8:55 p. m.
No. 54-St. l.. Fast Mail 1918 p. m.
No. 81 connects at Guthrie for Memphis and
pslnts ~ far south a. Erin. and for Louisville
ineianati and the East
Nos. IS and IS make direct connections at Guth.
rie for Louisville. Cincnnati'and all points north
and east thereof. Nos. So and S. also connect fos
Memphis and way points
No. g carries through sleepers to Atlanta. M.
eon. yecksonville. st. Augustine and Tamps. Fla
Also Pullman Nd epers 10 New Orleans Conns tts
Al Guthrie for points East and West. No. % VI
not carry local..passsnsersssfor sponts:inorth;
Nashville. Tenn
&c. HoOE. Agt:
Hopkinsville Kentuckian. [volume] (Hopkinsville, Ky.) 1889-1918, 1914-10-22
Snake on sIeeper,s Face.

Berwick. Pa--To sleep on a couch
and awake to find a four-foot black
snake crawling over her face was the
experience of Miss Violet Ryman Of
Berwick. With piercing shrek the
girl sprang from the couch. Help was
summoned and the reptile killed. The
girl was not bitten.
Hopkinsville Kentuckian. [volume] (Hopkinsville, Ky.) 1889-1918, 1914-10-22
seaqar is Worth SIS, 900.

Philadelphia.-Michael Denanno. a
Philadelphia cripple, will have to
spend three months in a house OF cor
rection, although he owns three prop
critics worth $4,000 1t was testified
that Denanno's home was luxuriously
furnished. richly carpeted and equipped
With 9 playsr-piano.
Hopkinsville Kentuckian. [volume] (Hopkinsville, Ky.) 1889-1918, 1914-10-22
HURLS WOMAN OUT WINDOW
Boarder Drops His Landlady From
Second Story to Ground as
Climax to Argument.

Chicago-John Rocick was arrested
after he had alleged to have thrown
his landlady, Mrs. Anna Dohl OF 1908
West Erie street from second story
window. Mrs. Dohl suffered cuts about
the face and body. Rocick and Mrs.
Dohl, according to the police. became
engaged In an argument which ended
when he hurled her to the ground.
Hopkinsville Kentuckian. [volume] (Hopkinsville, Ky.) 1889-1918, 1914-10-22
FRANK STATEMENT.

81 suppose you are still trying to
save the country"
NO" replied Senator Sorghum.
"The country is safe enough. What
Pm hoping is that my particular Sec
ton will do a little rescue work for
me-"
Hopkinsville Kentuckian. [volume] (Hopkinsville, Ky.) 1889-1918, 1914-10-22
HE COULDN'T.

"a tramp at the back door who
has already eaten piece of that pie
l made yesterday wants to know if
you can do anything for him."
"Tell him, my dear, that l am a
commission merchant, not a doctor"
Hopkinsville Kentuckian. [volume] (Hopkinsville, Ky.) 1889-1918, 1914-10-22
Whenever You Need General Tonic
Take Groves

The Old Standard Groves Tasteless'
chill Tonic is equally valuable as a
General Tonic because 1t contains the
well known tonic properties fQUININE
and IRON. II acts on the Liver, Drives
out Malaria, Enfiches the Blood and
Builds up the Whole System. 50 csnts.
Hopkinsville Kentuckian. [volume] (Hopkinsville, Ky.) 1889-1918, 1914-10-22
AND WORRYING OVER THE JOB

"some people believe that eating
salt turns the hair gray"
"Its earning my salt that turned
mine gray"
Hopkinsville Kentuckian. [volume] (Hopkinsville, Ky.) 1889-1918, 1914-10-22
NO LONGER ORTHODOX.

"Is your new minister thoroughly
orthodox"
Hardly. He says he does not
regard religion as fire escape"
Hopkinsville Kentuckian. [volume] (Hopkinsville, Ky.) 1889-1918, 1914-10-22
SYMPATHETIC.

Motorist-M-my wife and my car
disappeared yesterday.
Friend Speeder-Go on Can't
you get trace of the machine?
Hopkinsville Kentuckian. [volume] (Hopkinsville, Ky.) 1889-1918, 1914-10-22
HEARD AT THE BEACH.

First Bather-Why your loot is
bleeding. How did you cut ity
Second Bather-On the waters
edge, | suppose.
Hopkinsville Kentuckian. [volume] (Hopkinsville, Ky.) 1889-1918, 1914-10-22
LARGEST insect is 10 Inches.

The largest known insect is a spe-
cies Of phasmid, or walking stick
found In Borneo. This, which is wing
less, has body 13 inches long.
Hopkinsville Kentuckian. [volume] (Hopkinsville, Ky.) 1889-1918, 1914-10-22

"Papa says you don't live within
your salary"
'He means 1 can't live without
it. / guess"
Bryan daily eagle and pilot. [volume] (Bryan, Tex.) 1909-1918, 1914-09-02
NEW YORK DAY BY DAY.
Dy CHARLES HENRY ADAMS,
1otem Pole on eroadMay.

New York, Sept. 1.--Broadway has
a totem pole. Although II Is not ell
graved with the lobster, grape or any
Of the characters supposed to be sym
bolic of life along the Great White
Way, Broadway has taken considera'
BILE interest In It. This particular pole
has long history attached to Its
original erection In Alaska, and also
made considerable thrilling history
while being brought over rough trails
and rushing rapids TO Seattle, where
II was turned over to the ralrond.
This totem pole was gift OF yhies
Kaykuku of the Lackahkeak clan OF
the Haida tribe. The eagle, the beaver
and the salmon are important symbols
carved on the big pine stick. Accord
ing to Alaskan history the Lackah'
heak clan were noted for Their carrier
systems and powers as hunters and
fishermen. This new object OF fame
sor little old Broadway stands in front
OF tie osace OF the Grea. Northern
Railway Company.
Bryan daily eagle and pilot. [volume] (Bryan, Tex.) 1909-1918, 1914-09-02

man. a new acquaintance once
told DR. Joseph Parker Of London una'
he had put a i've pound note IN tue
Mate instead OF the half sovereign no
had intended. -
81 hope you don't repent OF your
charity" said the doctor
Indeed no." said the guest
because. said Parker, Il remember
that one Of my congregation once did'
II was woman. and she came TO 10"
yestry after service one Sunday morn
inc 10 tell me that week before she
must have put sovereign ~ inc
plate instead Of a shilling. because sue
could not account for the loss other'
wise But she didn't get the change
from me-" said the doctor. with a
smile II told her II was too bad. OF
course. particularly as God would only
give her credit for the shilling"