The sun. [volume] (New York [N.Y.]) 1833-1916, 1914-11-22

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don't help me none
A,sgin' CLANS and ketchln' crabs out
,a the frost and sun.
Te.y sag / got his hair an eyes. but.
gee Id rather look
LIS. andy IN one kruckle where l dou
The pocket book.
r-om "Lijo Lyrics Of q clam Digger
- XpERTs in the statistics of Sab
l.. bath breaking declare tina; there
are not less than COO active fish,
ing clubs Of varied s.zs and
sanding whose nemb re hunt the
waters around Greater New YORK every
sunday In the season. And Of these
aevo,ces u the rod and reel it is no
likely that a single angler falls to claim
n. ,eas: casual acquaintance with Uncle
Andy.
Uncle Andy Il a Canarsic landmark.
or watermark. whose resemblance TO a
certain noted ironmaster has been a
matter Of hilarious Jest among tn"
friends Of the latter celebrity for many
wears. Not only IL Uncle Andy's re-
sembiance to Mr.. Carnegie Photographic
IN It's physical features hut he speaks
when he speaks NJ all in a voice start
!ineiy Ike that OF his famous double.
sure. know look like Carnegie"
sad Uncio Andy last sunday, when a
good catch and sundry more or less
stimulating rounds of n specific against
the November chill had warmed the
heart Of him to communicative and
genial candor.
Long association with the taciturn
cod the silent clam and the mute. in
glorious oyster has cultivated a natural
~; for silence ir Uncle Andy to ii point
a.ugV Il fVyNf n
md vo,ce,ess reticencc on all subj cts
not intimately connected with the i'm
nod,at, business OF his ca;rh. SO that
his words are highly esteemed when he
~. axis his habit OF reserve. Everybody
listened. therefore. with attentive re-
,pec, when the ancient fisherman look
W. MS parahle.
81 alw'ys did favor him lot and head
socialists claim the bumps on our
noodles is the same shape an size too,
hin told.
"Bu, that don't cut no fCcer; II was
Ike him in the pockeihook You can
hetcher last hook n slnKsr I'd do DIFF
.eren, with my loose change from wha'
ne does a-huldin all them there
i!A'trits an fillir' EN- Wit ali them there
books. Them things don't make city
no richer"
The proAt,ess philanthropy Of Mr..
Carnegie purg ed his double into a dour
and bitter gloom which was only dis
PEELED by another round Of the same
ASH medicine.
What would you propose instead az
,ihrar!es?" inquired n newly elected
Safe Senator.
Uncle Andy shook a weather worn
sorefinger in empty air.
II | was him he growled I'D build
q fact'ry in place OF every last one az
them there lih'erles. Ia Kit busy and
buck the steel trust with local iron
roundries in the !ron dees,rirks. and I'd
whoop up this here buy bale move
mert by settin' up cotton tact'ries n
al the cotton cities. Id start cost
price shoe fact'ries. n rock bottom
sh'pvards And--"
But Uncle Andy's rosy dream was
over for the Senator capped o hearty
hand on his shoulder az this point.
You need another drink" said the
statesman. and when the libat.on had
been properly disposed Of some one an
rourcsd that the tide was right for a
catch. and the man who looked like
earn Cie was once again the silent
Fr!zzled wise I'D fisherman known alon-
az tho reaches and waterways Of Rock
away and it, adjacent hays
Away over near the First avenue
corner of Fast Eleventh street | wen'
on DAY with Enrico Caruso TO pay d
'it;ls visit of curiosity TO the double OF
'he great tenor. Like Caruso himself
IRE man whose likeness To the idol o,
the opera Is almost terrifying n it'
absolute identity OF line and expression
s an Italian. He isn't a singer, how
ever. but a helper In one Of those
italian bake shops familiar 70 habitue'
of the picturesque "wop" district, where
Fifth avenue loves to go exploring.
Since the respected proprietor OF Z
na!ghboring -four mart has been il
trouble with the vested authorities in {
matter relating to certain child stealing'
ana horse poisonIngs, discreet reti
cencE marks the d. aiings held by
Eleventh. street Italians with strangers
and even the sIlvery "buon g.Orno" o
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