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Daily capital journal. (Salem, Oregon) 1903-1919, 1914-10-02
OREGON AND CHINESE.
lFrom the Oregon City Courier

(from the oregon City C0uner.)
\ matter this paper thinks is open to
honest criticism, and severe criticism,
and it knows it will be sustained BY a
great majority of its readers who have
| American patriotism in .neir hear.s.
DR.. Withycombe went back to the
time when the white men Of Clackamas
county rose up and by right of might
drove the Cinnamon out Of this city
and county.
The doctor said this was the biggest
mistake tine people ever made. He did
not denounce II because the action was
Illegal force, but because the China
men were driven out. He strongly de-
Tended the Chinamen; declared they
were law abiding people; were indus
triors, hard working and that if they
had been permitted to remain mere they
would have cleared up the waste land
aud made the country garden spot OF
| prod lctiyelcss.
| If DR.. Withycombe doesn t know, he
should have known that the people Of
this county rose up and drove out the
Cinnamon because they were forced 20
protect American laborers--white men
who needed the work the Cinnamon
were getting in preference at the same
wage scale because white man could
not get days work if there was a
Chinaman who would take it at the
same wage; because the WOODEN mills
here were filled with Cinnamon, and the
few white women who were employed
protested against being compelled to
work by the side Of the pig tails; be-
cause woman could not find position
as waiter in any hotel restaurant or
private house; because white men had
to get out on the farms and compete
in wages with low standard Chinese
help-aud even then Chinese. were
given the preference,
Daily capital journal. (Salem, Oregon) 1903-1919, 1914-10-02
A Marvellous Escane

"My little boy had marvellous es.
cape writes P. F. Bastans, of Prince
Albert Cape of Good Hope, "It oc.
cured in the middle of the night. He
got very severe attack of Group. As
luck would have it, l had large bot.
tie of Chamberlain's Cough Remedy in
the house. After following the direc
tions for an hour and twenty minutes
he was through all danger" Sold by
all dealers.
Daily capital journal. (Salem, Oregon) 1903-1919, 1914-10-02
SURPRISES MANY IN SALEM.

The QUICK action of simple buck.
thorn bark, glycerine, etc, as mixed
in Adleri-ka, the remedy which became
famous by curing appendicitis is sur.
prising Salem people. Many have found
that this simple remedy drains so much
foul matter from the system that n
SINGLE DOSE relieves constipation,
sour stomach and gas on the stomach
almost IMMEDIATELY, Adier.i.ka is
the most thorough bowel cleanser ever
sold i. &. PERRY.
Daily capital journal. (Salem, Oregon) 1903-1919, 1914-10-02
Avoid sedAtlve cough NIedlelnor

II you want TO contribute directly ID
the occurrence Of capillary bronchitis
and pneumonia use cough medicines
TINT contain cJdine, morphine, hcroin
and other sedutives when you have d
cough or cold, An eNpectofnnt like
chamherlnin's Cough Remedy is what
is needed. That cleans out the culture
beds or breeding pnces for the germs
Of pneumonia and other germ diseases
That is why pneumonia never results
from q cold when Chhmbcrlaiu'a Cough
Remedy s used II has world. wide
reputation FOR its cures For sale by
Nil dealers.
Daily capital journal. (Salem, Oregon) 1903-1919, 1914-10-02
Check Kidney Trouble nt Once.

There is such ready action in Foley
Kidney Pills you feel their healing
from the very first dose. Backache,
wcnk, sore kidneys, painful bladder and
irregular action disappear with their
use, O. Palmer, Green Bay, Wis, says;
"My wife is rapidly recovering her
health and strength, due solely To Foley
Kidney Pills. - And W, r. lIutchens,
Nicholson, Ga, mysi "Just few doses
made me feel better and now my pains
and rheumatism are MI gone aud I
sleep all night long"
Daily capital journal. (Salem, Oregon) 1903-1919, 1914-10-02
Stop Those Early bronchial coughs

They hang on all winter If not check.
ed, and pave the way for serious throat
and lung diseases, Get bottle of Fo'
lcy's Honey and Tar Compound, and
tnke it freely. stops coughs and colds,
heals raw infamcd throat loosens the
phlegm and is mildly laxative, Chas.
Il. Miller, Ed, Enquirer, Cannelton, Ind,
had bronchial trouble got very hoarsc,
coughed constantly from tickling
throat. He used only Foley's Honey
and Tar Compound Was entirely re.
licved. Wants othgs to know of Foley Is
Honey and Tar
Daily capital journal. (Salem, Oregon) 1903-1919, 1914-10-02
Foley's Cathartic Table.,.

You viii like their positive action,
They have II tonic effect on the bowels,
and give wholesome, thorough c;eOns.
ing TO the entire bowel tract. stir the
liver to healthy activity and keep the
stomach sweet. Constipation, headache,
dull, tired feeling never afflict those
who use Foley Cathartic Tablets, Only
25c. Specially comforting TO sTou, per.
sons who enjoy the light and free feel.
ing they give,
Daily capital journal. (Salem, Oregon) 1903-1919, 1914-10-02
Chronic DYsnensia.

The following unsolicited testimonial
should certainly be sufficient to give
hope and courage to persons afflicted
with chronic dyspepsia; II have been
a chronic dyspeptic for years, and of all
the medicine | have taken, Chamber.
lain Is Tablets have done me more good
than anything else says W. G. Mat
tison, No. Sherman street, Hornells.
vile, N. Y. For sale by all dealers.
Daily capital journal. (Salem, Oregon) 1903-1919, 1914-10-02
poaitlyely Maatnrn cronn.

Folcyis Honey and Tar Compound
SUITS the thick choking mucus aud clears
away the phlegm, Opens up the air
passages and stops the hoarsc cough.
The gaspng, strhngling fight for breath
gyca way TO quiet breathing and peace
ful sleep, Harold Berg, Musa Mich,
writesi "Wc rive Foley's Honey aud
Tar to our children for Group aud II ul.
ways acts quicklyN No wondcr man
In Texas walked 10 miles 10 the store
10 get bottle Of Foley's Honey and
Tar Compound. Every user is friend.
Daily capital journal. (Salem, Oregon) 1903-1919, 1914-10-02
TO INVESTIGATE CONDITIONS.

New York, Oct. i.-1nstees of the
Rockefeller foundation announced today
the Inauguration Of an investigation in
to industrial relations "for the well
being Of mankind throughout tho
Eorld. W, l., Mackenzie, formc. min
lister of labor for Canada, has hccn np
pointed director Of the investigation
The root Of social disorder II was rn
nounced, will be probcd sclentificall,
and sYstemntlNhllv.
Daily capital journal. (Salem, Oregon) 1903-1919, 1914-10-02
DR.. STONES
Drug Store

The only cash drug store In Oregon
owes no one, and no one owes III ear
riep large stock It's shelves, counter
and show cases are loaded with drugs,
medicines, notions, toilet articles, wines
and liquors Of all kinds for medicinal
purposes. DR.. Stone is regular Rradu
ate In medicine and has had many
years Of experience in the practice
Consultations are free. Prescriptions
arc free and only regular price for
medicine DR.. Stone can be found al
his drug store Salem Oregon, from
6i40 In tho morning until at night
Free delivery to all parts Of the city
and within a radius Of 100 miles.
Daily capital journal. (Salem, Oregon) 1903-1919, 1914-10-02
REAL ESTATE TRANSFERS.
Warranty Deeds.

warranty OceuB,
II y 0glesby ct vir to S B Brown
ct ux, acres in 7 6 s r ! E.--$5OO.
l. Bleakney ct ux to G + Helm, IS
acres in W II Smith D + G 7 8 s n
2 W--$25,
Brounstein ct al TO Title & Trust
Co., lot 4 b 2 North Salem. .--$l0.
NJ 4 Fame ct vir to Grace Peterson,
lot B | North lem.-$l0,
Grass widows are seldom green; hay
widows would be more appropriate
term.
Daily capital journal. (Salem, Oregon) 1903-1919, 1914-10-02
oHIRoPRAoT1c. spINoLoeIsT

DIR. 0. L. SCOTT-Graduat of Chiro.
practices Fountain Head, Davenport,
Iowa. If you have tried everything
and have got no relief, try Chiroprac.
tie spinal adjustments and get well.
Office 406-7-S U. s. National Bank
Building. Phone Main 81. Residence
Main S2S.R.
Daily capital journal. (Salem, Oregon) 1903-1919, 1914-10-02
osTEoPATHIo PHYSICIANS

DIES. p. H. WHITE and R. W. WAL
TON, osteopathic physicians and
nerve specialists. Graduates OF
American School Of Osteopathy,
Kirksville, Mo. Post graduate and
specialized in nerve diseases at Los
Angeles college, Treat acute and
chronic diseases. Consultation free.
Lady attendant, Office 5O5.506 U. s.
National Bank building. Phone $50
Residence 346 North Capitol street,
Phone 469.
Daily capital journal. (Salem, Oregon) 1903-1919, 1914-10-02
They Make You Feel Good

The pleasant purgative effect pro.
duced by Chamberlain's Tablets and
the healthy condition Of body and mind
which they create make one feel Joy.
ful. For sale by all dealers.
Daily capital journal. (Salem, Oregon) 1903-1919, 1914-10-02

HoDsoN COUNCIL NO. l, R. s. S. NJ.
Stated assembly first Monday in
each month, Masonic Temple. L. S.
Rowland, Thrice Illustrious Master;
Glenn c. Niles, Recorder.
Daily capital journal. (Salem, Oregon) 1903-1919, 1914-10-02
AUcTroNEER

AUCTIONEER-Salem 3 reliable seller.
Farm sales solicited. Terms, per
cent; satisfaction guaranteed or no
pay. Henry NJ. Voorhies, Michigan
avenue, first street east of the state
fair grounds.
Daily capital journal. (Salem, Oregon) 1903-1919, 1914-10-02
LODGE DIRECTORY tcoutinued,

~-~>--->-->->- "
MULTNOMAH ROYAL ARCH CHAP
TER NO. l, R. A. M. Regular meet
ing second Friday in each month al
s p. m. in the Masonic Temple. j
4. Welch, Ex. High Priest; Lot L
Pearce, secretary.
Daily capital journal. (Salem, Oregon) 1903-1919, 1914-10-02

When the Oldest daughter morries
the rest of the family manage
along comfortably without any boss.
Daily capital journal. (Salem, Oregon) 1903-1919, 1914-10-02
ABSTRACTS

UNION ABSTRACT co. - Abstracts
that Protect. Our books posted up to
date each morning. Call Main 1249
and messenger will call for your
abstract. J. @. Siegmund, president;
Max Gehlhar, secretary, 245 State
street.
Daily capital journal. (Salem, Oregon) 1903-1919, 1914-10-02

Marriage is apt to prove failure if
the courtship stops as soon as the par.
son has tied the knot.
Daily capital journal. (Salem, Oregon) 1903-1919, 1914-10-02

Scientists are ON the lookout for new
germs, But we seem to have more
germs already than we know what to
do with.
Daily capital journal. (Salem, Oregon) 1903-1919, 1914-10-02

DE MoLAY CoMMANDERY, N. s, x.
Irregular conclave fourth Friday
in each month, at 8 clock p. M, in
Masonic Temple. Soiourning Sir
knights are courteously invited to
meet with us. F. R. Davis, q. c.;
Frank A. Turner, Recorder.
Daily capital journal. (Salem, Oregon) 1903-1919, 1914-10-02

The peace prize this year ought to go
to the man who eau put n cover on the
present rumpus IN Europc--if there Is
such man,
Daily capital journal. (Salem, Oregon) 1903-1919, 1914-10-02

CHADWICK CHAPTER NO. 81, 0. E.
S.-Regular meeting every fist aud
third Tuesday at 8 p. m. in the Ma
sonic Temple. Mrs. Ida b. Godfrey,
w. NJ, Ida NJ. Babcoek, secretary.
Daily capital journal. (Salem, Oregon) 1903-1919, 1914-10-02

The money Of a miser never acquires
the talk habit.
Daily capital journal. (Salem, Oregon) 1903-1919, 1914-10-02
sCAvENdER
UNDERWRITERS

RTGDoN-RICHARDsoN Co.--Funeral
directors and undertakers. 252 North
High street. Office Phone Main 1873.
Rigdon residence Mnin Ill.
Daily capital journal. (Salem, Oregon) 1903-1919, 1914-10-02
WOOD AND COAL

SALEM FUEL YARDs--The place Of
quality All kinds of dry wood four
foot or cut in stove lengths to suit.
Phompt delivery. We handle the best
Goals on the market. Try .our King
coalj II is the best. 752 Trade street.
Phone Main $50 Mark Siddall, prop,
Daily capital journal. (Salem, Oregon) 1903-1919, 1914-10-02

HIGHEST price paid for secondhand
furniture, ranges, hardware, tents,
etc. We carry the most complete
stock Of above articles in town at
the lowest price. 0. L. McPeek, 27l
North Commercial st. Phone Main
1898.
Daily capital journal. (Salem, Oregon) 1903-1919, 1914-10-02
LAUNDRY

CLOTHES LAST LoNGER-with our
all-hand work. Established 20 years;
1876 Ferry street, south side, between
Liberty and High. Hop Lee.
Daily capital journal. (Salem, Oregon) 1903-1919, 1914-10-02
NEW AND SECONDHAND GOODS

aECoND.HAND FURNITURE bought
sold and exchanged. Highest prices
paid for secondhand goods. See us
before you sell. Wir sprechen
Deutsch Peetz Furniture Co., 247
North Commercial Street. Phone 6S4.
Daily capital journal. (Salem, Oregon) 1903-1919, 1914-10-02
REAL ESTATE

- --''>---- '---N----~->-->-
FOR SAIE-A small farm on main
road, $3.50 per acre, Address A, 4. 0.
care Of Journal.
Daily capital journal. (Salem, Oregon) 1903-1919, 1914-10-02
WATER COMPANY
LODGE DIRECTORY

duNTRAL LODGE No. ls, X. Of p
Mccormack building Tuesday even.
ing Of each week at 1906 w. u.
Gileou, G. O.; James W. Cox, X,
Of r and :.
Daily capital journal. (Salem, Oregon) 1903-1919, 1914-10-02

A novel usually ends with the mar.
riage Of the hero and the heroine, Just
as IL il was their finish.
Daily capital journal. (Salem, Oregon) 1903-1919, 1914-10-02
Only Ono ',BRoMo ourNrNr ="

10 get tho genuine. call for fun name
gAAATIvE BRoMU QUtNfNE. Look
n & signature Of h. W. Grove. Cures
, Gold Ia One Day. CSC,
Daily capital journal. (Salem, Oregon) 1903-1919, 1914-10-02

I. ~ Of Oregon Grape Camp
No 1850, meets every Thursday even.
iug 10 Mccormack building, Cour and
Liberty streets Elevator Susiq
Pafmenter Isl North Front street.
oraCloi Hazel Price, Imperial Furni.
ture co.. recorder
Daily capital journal. (Salem, Oregon) 1903-1919, 1914-10-02

PACIFIC LODGE NO. 50, A. +. & A.
NJ Stated Communication third Fri.
day IN each month al 7i9O y. m. in
The Masonic Temple. ]. 5, wyant, W.
MI Ernest II. Choate secretary.
Daily capital journal. (Salem, Oregon) 1903-1919, 1914-10-02
MISCELLANEOUS

r. j. Observation-Disclosures,
woodwork, automobile springs made
and repaired, All work guaranteed
strictly first class. 25s Chemeketa
street.
Daily capital journal. (Salem, Oregon) 1903-1919, 1914-10-02

ahLllM LODGE No. 4, A. =. ga. Nj
Stated communications first Friday
II each month at 7i3O p, m. In the
Masonic Temple. David A. Wright,
X, NJ s. Y, Culver, secretary.
Daily capital journal. (Salem, Oregon) 1903-1919, 1914-10-02

WooDMEN OF THE woRLD--Mcet
every Friday night OF s oclock in
Mccormack block. c. o. Matlock, C,
G.; G. @. McElroy, CLERK, $40 Court
street, phone 305.
Daily capital journal. (Salem, Oregon) 1903-1919, 1914-10-02

MODERN WOODMEN OF AMERICA.
Oregon Cedar Camp No. 5246, meets
every Thursday evening at 8 O'Clock
in Masonic Hall, corner Court and
Liberty streets. Elevator service. H..
L. Born, V. c.; Ray A. Grant, clerk.
Daily capital journal. (Salem, Oregon) 1903-1919, 1914-10-02

UNITED ARTIsANS-Capital Assem-
bly, No. 81, meets every Wednesday
at s p. m, in Moose Hall. Mrs. II. W.
Cook, NJ A; Ivan G. Martin, secre.
gtary, Masonic Temple.
Daily capital journal. (Salem, Oregon) 1903-1919, 1914-10-02

FOR SALE--ono of the best suburban
homes, " miles south Of Salem,
Come and see II. Price right; terms
n. NJ, Law. Phone 250l.J.3.
Daily capital journal. (Salem, Oregon) 1903-1919, 1914-10-02

SALEM HUMANE soCIETY-D. D.
Keeler, president; Mrs Lou TillSon,
secretary All cases Of cruelty or
neglect of dumb animals should be
reported to the secretary for investi.
CATION.
Daily capital journal. (Salem, Oregon) 1903-1919, 1914-10-02
DR.. Stones
Poison Oak Remedy

A snow white
medicine, soft
and soothing to
the skin, applied
every hour at
once relieves and
soon cures
POISON OAK.
Price 25c and Soc
For sale by all
druggists and Il
Daily capital journal. (Salem, Oregon) 1903-1919, 1914-10-02
FOR RENT

FOR RENT-Furnished rooms, also
housekeeping rooms. S55 N. Com.
mercial street.
Daily capital journal. (Salem, Oregon) 1903-1919, 1914-10-02

RENT FREE--l'or n Few more fami
lies. Inquire 2l23 n. Broadway
Jacob ldlewine.
Daily capital journal. (Salem, Oregon) 1903-1919, 1914-10-02
FOR SALE

FOR SALE CHEAP-Tcrms reasonable
--small tract, about 2lg ncrcs good
house and barn; all in fruit Square
Deal Realty Go.
The Logan Republican. [volume] (Logan, Utah) 1902-1924, 1914-05-14
Recall Driving of Last
Spike at Promontory

The days Of the building of the Cen.
trail Pacific railroad were lived over
aga.n In Renaissance on Saturday,
May 9, In San Francisco, when the
fifth annual reunion and luncheon Of
the veterans of the Southern Pacific
Company. all pioneers, was held in
commemoration Of the 45th annivers-
airy Of the driving OF the last spike
OF the Central Pacific at Promontory
thus connecting the tracks OF the
Central Pacific and Union Pacific and
establishing the first transcontinental
line uniting the Pacific Coast with
the East. One of the unique features
of the luncheon was the presentation
Of data and pictures showing the mag
nitude OF the construction of the Pan
anna Canal and the Central Pacific,
both of which were American achieve
ments actuated by practically the
same motives.
While the means employed in the
building Of the canal are of the most
up to date character and included the
use of high explosives, power drills,
electricity, concrete and steel struc-
ture, steam shovels and dredges, the
railroad YVES built at a time when
only black powder, hand drills, wood.
en- structure, block and tackle, candles
and sperm oil lamps were in use. Mo.
| tion pictures of the building Of the
canal were shown, and pictures TAX
en- during the construction of the
The Logan Republican. [volume] (Logan, Utah) 1902-1924, 1914-05-14

Central Pacific showed the scope and
difficulty of that enterprise half
century ago.
Hundreds OF California, pioneers
gathered at the luncheon and listened
to addresses by President William
Sproule, Vice Presidents e. o. Nc
Cormick and w. r. Scott, and Col.
onel John p. Irish. Many of the vet
Grams were accompanied by their
wives and families.
Since the inauguration of the South
ern Pacific pension system in January
1908, the sum paid out in pensions to
retired employees has reached 1907
600. The system is voluntary on the
part of the company, and 935 former
employees have been accorded these
financial benefits during the eleven
years that pensions have been grant
ed. On May 81, 1914, there were 555
pensioners on the roll The en-
ployes of the company never tire Of
telling of the work of building the
Central Pacific, for It was distinctly
a California project.
The Logan Republican. [volume] (Logan, Utah) 1902-1924, 1914-05-14
PRACTICAL POINTERS

Elmer Jones says If he had all the
money he has spent for engagement
rings lie could now be the owner of
a forty candle power oatmobile. FL
mer has had more engagements that
did not take than any fellow In this
country outside of a vaudeville per
former.
A comfortable person to have
around is the one who is always brag-
ging about what he has done for
You.
T. Egbert Peavey says he does not
believe in fairies any more. He did
believe in one once, but her husband
gave him a thiashing that cured him
forever.
One way to have enough money to
get married on is not to fall In love
until you are fifty years old and
even then maybe you have not saved
up quite enough.
It does not always pay to judge
by appearances. There are lot OF
fancy looking watch chains in this
country with nothing on the end OF
them.
The selfish people of this world
generally get the most attention.
1t Is all right for man to kiss the
cook when his wife is doing the cook
ing.
! Hank Tumms says he wants to go
down to Mexico to fight just as soon
as possible. He has FIVE OF his wife's
relations living with him and Is nat
urally thirsting for revenge. IT will
be an unlucky Mexican that crosses
his path.
It is up to some genius to invent a
town clock that will keep good time.
Anse Judson and wife are learning
to talk Esperanto SO they can discuss
their affairs and the hired girl Will
not find out what they are talking
about.
The Logan Republican. [volume] (Logan, Utah) 1902-1924, 1914-05-14
NOTICE OF CEMETERY TAX

Your attention is called to the fact
that the city will water and cut lawns
In the city cemetery for the sum Of
$500 per lot year payable In
advance.
In order that your lot be not neg.
iected, please call at the office Of the
city treasurer and settle on or before
the 18th day OF May, as soc per lot
additional will be charged after that
date. The above amount is payable
in cemetery scrip and cash only.
Please give this your immediate at.
tention. Yours respectfully,
Commissioner on Cemetery
ADV. MIL
The Logan Republican. [volume] (Logan, Utah) 1902-1924, 1914-05-14
THICK, GLOSSY HAIR
FREE FROM DANDRUFT
Girls! Try Il! Hair gets soft, fluffy and
beautlful-oet rs cent bottle
OF Danderine,

II you care for heavy hair that glis.
tens with beauty and is radiant with
life; has an Incompatible softness and
is fluffy and lustrous. try Danderine.
Just one application doubles the
beauty OF your hair. besides It imme-
diately dissolves every particle of
dandruf. You can not have nice
heavy, healthy hair II you have
dandruff. This destructive scurf robs
the hair Of its lustre. its strength and
its very life, and If not overcome It
produces feverishness and itching OF
the scalp; the hair roots famish,
loosen and die; then the hair falls out
fast Surely get a 25-cent bottle Of
Knowlton's Danderine from any drug
store and Just try 1t.
The Logan Republican. [volume] (Logan, Utah) 1902-1924, 1914-05-14

Dizziness, vertigo, tblind staggers)
sallow complexion, flatulence ere
symptoms of torpid liver. No one
can feel we'll while the liver Is in
active. HERBINE is powerful liv-
err stimulant. A dose or two will
cause all bilious symptoms to disap-
pear. Try It. Price soc. Sold by
Ritter Bros Drug Co. Advertisement
The Logan Republican. [volume] (Logan, Utah) 1902-1924, 1914-05-14

When the baby takes too much food
the stomach turns; the result is in
digestion, sourness and vomiting.
frequently the bowels are invo'Hed
and there is collie pains and diarrhoea
McGBE'S BABY ELIXIR is a grand
corrective remedy for the stomach
and bowel disorders Of babies, II Is
pure wholesome and pleasant to take.
Price 25c and soc per bottle. Sold by
Ritter Bros Drug Co. -AdvertisemeIt
The Logan Republican. [volume] (Logan, Utah) 1902-1924, 1914-05-14

more Of experience and rumors but
! have another letter to write and
wish to get up at $3.50 and help the
boys of for Gods country They go
by Puerto Bamos and New Orleans.
Julie joins in love to you all.
Yours, l.. A. OSTEIN.
The Logan Republican. [volume] (Logan, Utah) 1902-1924, 1914-05-14

Never can tell when you will mash
q finger or suffer cut, bruise, burn
or scald. Be prepared. DR.. Thomas
Electric Oil instantly relieves the
pain--.and quickly cures the wound
Advertisement.
The Seattle star. [volume] (Seattle, Wash.) 1899-1947, 1914-07-25
S|T,SAT OR SOT?
MOTHER WRITES
ON HEN SUBJECT

Another poet has contributed TO
tho controversy AS 10 whether a
hen sits or sets on eggs. He is A..
+. Keene. 4555 Rainier boulevard.
This Is II !:
A farmer In the barnyard stood;
He glanced around his holy rood.
A Plymouth Rock did eiuek and
cIuek,
While scratching In the corn and
shuck.
10 scratched HE head. his hat
pulled down,
And DER his face there came .
frown.
THE durn things always have been
Always hidIn' out their nests.
Too many Of them have I got,
Since the first old hen Mlrandy sot."
A professor from the village soApol
Stood near, his hat off, keeping cool,
Smiled to himself and muttered,
"pshawl
This surpasses natures law.
Ten years I've worked with them In
vain,
To bring them 20 . higher plane.
Although with them fume and fret,
! never can get then, to say SET"
A travelling salesman, standing
near,
Glanced tho professors words to
hear.
Down In his memory he deIved deep
For words that long had been
asleep
DeIved deep the proper word 20 find.
The smoke he blew then to the wind
pronounce the same 40 "l''
In csbbase).
A srrIIe across his face did flIt,
"He's wrong; I'm sure he should
say sITi"
Back walked the farmer with steps
His arms we're swinging TO and fro.
A. II tho grain from out his hand
Was scattering DER his fertile land.
And TO these men, both college
bred,
These blunt words TO them he said !:
Think again N rs not true
WHEN IN ROME. DO AZ ROMANS
DO.
So when you're In . barnysrd lot,
I think, by heck, you'd best say
soTl"